So, there's another one I really wanted to watch, just because it was so specifically bad
And it's not really very merch, uh, centric, to his credit.
But it's really something to behold. So this is a bonus track, and its called "12 Days of Christmas".
Everyone's time held favorite Christmas song.
Let's see this, uh, cover.
[Nick Crompton (Nick)]: 'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the Team 10 house...
[Ethan]: I wonder if they shot this the same day, 'cause its like the same...
[Nick]: The stockings were hung by FanJoy (Fanjoy.co) with care.
In hopes that--
[Hila]: It's possible, 'cause they do, like, they post a song a day.
[Ethan]: Yeah, I don't know how it's possible otherwise, they must really churn 'em out.
They really have machinery here!
There's gotta be some really business savvy, capable people...
...behind the scenes, really like, doing some work.
[Hila]: Oh, Dan is saying "Litmas" is a whole album.
[Ethan]:Yeah, its a whole album.
[Hila]: Wow.
[Ethan]: It's basically a whole album dedicated to selling merch. It's unbelievable!
And then you buy the album, it's like, its crazy!
It's unbelievable!
[Nick]: --Crompton soon would be there.
Team 10 were nestled, all snug in their beds.
While visions of subscribers danced in their heads.
[Jake Paul (Jake)]: On the first day of Christmas, Team 10 sent to me, *out of tune* Chance and Anthony!
On the second--
[Ethan]: Alright, hang on, now. Let's back it up here.
Now, listen--
[Hila]: I'm a Jake Pauler. His songs are--
[Off-Camera]: This is--
[Ethan]: You've been converted?
[Off-Camera]: This is almost too much for me, this one.
[Ethan]: You're gonna have to endure this particular one 12 times.
Now my questions to you, Jake, is, when you have this much trouble with a note...
[Jake, out of tune]: --and Anthony!
[Ethan]: When you have that much trouble with a note: An-tho-NEEEE *Extremely low & out of tune*
When you miss a note that hard, why would you make that one the one that you say every time?
[Hila]: *Laughter* 'Cause it's lit.
[Ethan]: Bro, you can hear the auto-tune machine, like, smoking.
It's like, heating up to maximum power, and it just can't cut it.
[Hila]: He's just savage like that, Ethan.
[Ethan]: Listen to the auto machine smoking right now.
[Jake, out of tune]: --Chance and Anthony! *Ethan and Hila join in, goofing on how he can't sing*
[Ethan]: How do you miss a-- God damn! With the technology--
I've heard people auto-tune a fart
To sound musical.
There's incredible technology. Apparently, it's not good enough.
[Jake]: --second day of Christmas, Team 10 sent to me
Two new baby twins, *out of tune* with Chance and Anthony!
On the third day of Christmas, Team 10 sent to me
Three Jake T's, two new  baby twins,*out of tune*  with Chance and Anthony!
On the fourth day of Christmas, FanJoy sent to me
Four pairs of yellers, three Jake Paul T's, two new baby twins,
[Jake, Ethan, & Hila]: With Chance and Anthony!
[Ethan, goofing on Jake]: NEEE! NEEEEEE!
NEEEE!
Chance and Antho-NEEEE! It's crazy!
It's like they just did it in one take.
I mean, it's probably what happened, but MAN. Man, almighty.
[Jake, out of tune]: --Anthony!
[Ethan]: Bro, how did--
God bless him.
I don't know what to say, man. God bless him.
[Jake]: On the fifth day of Christmas, Team 10 sent to me
L A M B O R G H I N I S
Four pairs of--
[Ethan, singing]: Thank you, for making me rich, go to fanjoy.com (Fanjoy.co)
That's the thing I was talking about, like, bragging about their wealth, while simultaneously...
...marketing to the people who made 'em rich, strange.
--of yellers, three Jake Paul T's, two  new baby twins,
*Out of tune* With Chance and Anthony!
[Ehtan]: Oh my God! Every time, its like, the worst thing ever.
*Hila laughing*
[Jake]: On the sixth day of Christmas, Logan--
[Ethan]: Also, look at this merch: "It's Christmas Day BRO".
[Hila]: 'Cause it's like the, "It's Everyday Bro".
[Ethan]: Oh, it's Christmas day, bro!
It's just--
[Hila]: You're just not a Jake Pauler.
[Ethan]: No, you're right, I'm a fuckin' hater.
[Jake]: --six Gucci cases,
L A M B O R G H I N I S
Four pairs of yellers, three Jake Paul T's, two new baby twins,
[Jake, Ethan, & Hila]: *Out of tune* With Chance and Anthony!
[Ethan]: Alright, I don't know that this is going anywhere, honestly.
[Off-Camera]: Not even halfway through!
[Ethan]: I know, it's so brutal. It's like the longest song ever.
It's the longest song of all time.
[Hila]: Someone was asking in the chat, "What's with the twins?" I was wondering the same thing.
[Ethan]: Chance and Anthon-- oh, the baby twins?
[Hila]: The baby twins, what--
[Ethan]: I don't know, they're really rough with 'em!
[Hila]: Did he have baby twins? No.
[Ethan]: Someone in Team 10, somehow there's twins, I don't know. I don't follow the whole drama.
It's like "Real World", I don't know, everyone's going on with their lives.
But they're really-- they really, like tussle those kids, man. Give 'em a good shake!
[Jake]: --Nick Crompton sent to me, seven British booties, six--
[Ethan]: Seven British booties?
 
*Hila chuckles*
 
*Hila chuckles, again*
[Jake]: --Gucci cases,
L A M B O R G H I N I S
Four pairs of yellers--
[Ethan]: Why the flippin' heck are his glasses in his pants?
 
[Hila]: Where?
 
[Ethan]: He's got yellers, which are like these glasses.
He keeps them under his waistline, like hes tucking his boner under his...
 
[Hila]: Uh, I don't-- I can't see.
 
[Ethan]: Yeah, they didn't do a very good job there, but, you see?
[Hila]: Yeah.
[Ethan]: Well, you'll see--
[Jake]: --three Jake Paul T's, two new baby twins,
[Jake & Ethan] *Jake horrendously out of tune*  With Chance and Anthony!
[Ethan]: That is the worst one ever.
NEEE!
How do you--
*Hila laughing*
 
[Jake]: On the eighth day of Christmas, Apollo gave his seed. Eight--
[Ethan]: Gave his seed? Apollo gave his seed? What? Sorry, WHAT?
Did he just say that his dog donated sperm *unintelligible*?
[Off-Camera]: The hell?
 
[Jake]: --gave his seed.
[Ethan]: Bro, I'm sorry, what?
*Hila chuckling*
[Hila]: This is like watching a recap of Jake  Paul... past year.
 
We're learning, now. They had twin babies--
[Ethan] He bred some dogs.
[Hila]: --he got a Lamborghini, six bags of Gucci.
[Ethan]: Do you know what giving your seed means?
 
[Hila, laughing]: I don't know.
[Ethan]: It means, like, jizz. Your seed is your semen, right?
[Hila]: Yeah, I get that. But what did HE mean, I don't know.
[Ethan]: I feel like-- I don't feel like there's any other way to interpret that statement. I mean, I don't, I--
 
[Jake]: --Apollo gave his seed.
[Ethan]: Apollo gave his seed.
 
That is VERY--  VERY wild thing to  put into a child's song.
*Hila laughing*
[Ethan]: Gave his seed? What are you, a breeder?
 
[Jake]: --new puppies--
[Hila]: Eight new puppies.
[Ethan]: Oh yeah, that is what he meant. He meant that he gave his seed.
[Off-Camera]: And that dog is like, pissed.
[Ethan]: *laughing* That dog is not down!
 
Let me go back.
 
[Jake]: --puppies, seven British booties--
[Ethan]: Haha, yeah, he's not having it at all!
They cropped him out real fast.
 
[Jake]: *the most out of tune Jake has been all song*      L A M B O R G H I N I S
[Ethan]: Oh man, hit those notes, boy. You're the next big thing.
 
[Jake]: L A M B O R G H I N I S
[Ethan]: Bro, you're not even CLOSE.
*Hila laughing*
[Ethan]: They have, like-- they have computers the size of NASA, smoking and sparking
Trying to auto-tune Jake singing right now.
*laughter*
[Jake]: --four pairs of yellers, three--
[Hila]: What is it? Pairs of what?
[Ethan]: I guess-- I did some research, 'cause I was like "What is yellers, is it some drug the kids take?"
[Ethan]: Like Dayquil? They getting all crazy on Dayquil?     [Hila]: It's just sunglasses?
[Ethan]: Yeah, it's just yellow glasses. But why's he have 'em tuck under his belt line like a fuckin'--
 
[Hila]: 'Cause he's a THUG.
 
I don't know.
[Jake]: --new baby twins, with
[Jake and Ethan]: *out of tune* Chance and Anthony!
[Jake only]: On the ninth day of Christmas, Rudolph sent to me,
Nine reindeer twerking, eight new--
[Ethan]: Nine reindeer twerking.
 
[Off-Camera]: It's gotten progressively more sexual. Have you noticed?
[Ethan]: The twerking, the booties-- that's right, it has gotten...
It's like, merch, planting seed, twerking, booties, breeding, dogs, spit-roasting,
Cuties in paradise, and cream-pieing Mrs. Claus.
[Off-Camera]: That's number 12.
[Jake]: Seven British booties, six Gucci cases,
*pitch wavering during note* L A M B O R G H I N I S
[Ethan]: Woah. You can hear it, like, fluctuating.
WoOoAaAhH
[Jake]: Four pairs of yellers, three Jake Paul T's, two new baby twins, with Chance and
[Jake, Ethan, and Hila]: *out of tune* Anthony!
[Jake only]: On the tenth day of Christmas, YouTube sent to me, ten diamond plaques,
Nine reindeer twerking, eight new puppies--
[Ethan]: Yeah, I can't believe there's more of this.
I'm just gonna go *unintelligible*...
[Jake]: --Jesus sent to me, eleven vloggers vlogging, ten--
[Ethan]: *sighs* He's like, not even trying anymore. *singing* "eleven vloggers vlogging."
Let's go to twelve.
[Jake]: --twelve million subs (subscribers), eleven vloggers vlogging, ten diamond plaques,
Nine reindeer twerking,  eight new pup--JESUS! There's so much shit!
Ah! AHHH! L A M B O R G H I N I I I S
[Ethan]: Woah.
[Jake]: Four pairs of yellers, three Jake Paul T's, two new baby twins, with
[Jake, Ethan, & Hila]: *out of tune* Chance and Anthony!
[Ethan]: YAAAY!
[Off-Camera]: *EthanKleinScreech™*
[Ethan]: Hah! Nice one.
Well...
[Hila]: Don't forget to buy this song on iTunes, as well.
[Ethan]: Oh yeah, sorry, I stopped it way too soon, guys.
Available now.
Available now.
*Outro music plays*
