- [Pear] Hey everyone!
Today Orange and I are going to show you
how to build a sand castle.
Orange?
- [Orange] Hey everybody! (laughing)
- [Pear] Aw, dude! I worked
really, really hard on that.
- [Orange] Well it was no piece
of cake hiding inside of it
the entire time you were
building it. (laughing)
- [Pear] Whatever. Let's get started.
- [Orange] Woo hoo!
- [Pear] Step one find a sandy beach.
- [Orange] Step two find kid
with a gap in his front teeth.
He'll come in useful later.
- [Pear] Um, okay.
Next get a pail and
pack damp sand into it.
The water helps keep
the sand packed together
as you shape your castle.
- [Orange] Be sure to spend
a lot of time on the details.
Little tiny turrets,
details on the drawbridge,
things like that.
It'll make it far more rewarding
for the kid who eventually
runs up and kicks it in.
- [Pear] Um dude what
are you talking about?
- [Orange] Pear every sandcastle ever made
has met the same exact fate.
A kid with a sunburn and
a gap in his front teeth
runs up and kicks it over.
It's tradition. (laughing)
- [Pear] That isn't true.
I just built this sandcastle
over here and no kid...
Hey!
Hey get out of here.
(kid laughing)
(Pear groans)
- [Orange] I know, don'tcha
just hate that kid?
Nothing you can do though.
His parents give him
all the sugar he wants
and then refuse to supervise him.
(slurping)
(growling)
- [Pear] Can we just go
back to sandcastles? Please?
- [Orange] All right but
that kid's going to be back.
- [Pear] No he isn't.
He's nowhere in sight.
Now, don't build your sandcastle
too close to the water
or the waves might wash it away.
- [Orange] Also make sure you have
a firm foundation to build on.
- [Pear] Right.
This feels like a good spot.
Now it's just a matter of
packing damp sand and repeating.
- [Orange] Yeah!
- [Pear] Voila! All that
hard work had paid off.
A beautiful sandcastle
built on a firm foundation
and it's far enough away from the water.
But best of all no gap toothed
kid in sight to wreck it.
- [Orange] Um, Pear?
About that firm foundation
you built it on.
Are you sure you built it on sand?
- [Pear] Of course I built
it on sand, what do you mean?
- [Orange] You don't suppose
it was built on something else?
Someone else?
- [Pear] What the?
(explosion)
No!
No!
I give up.
- [Orange] (laughing)
Aw, Pear, life's a beach!
No need to be so salty. (laughing)
- [Pear] Please stop.
(upbeat music)
