We all know how aliens have shaped our
planets landscape,
our history,
our way of life.
But today we dive deep into how
aliens have influenced our pop culture.
This is Ancient Aliens.
Our society's fascination with celebrities has gone on for hundreds of years.
But why are we as humans so
drawn to these people?
And how do they become celebrities in the first place?
Some people think Post Malone's singing voice is just Justin Bieber's voice slowed down.
Crazy right?
Or maybe, not so crazy.
In the year 1962, the movie "To Kill a Mockingbird" was released.
No one knew who Gregory Peck was before then,
and all of a sudden he was shot into stardom.
But where did he come from?
He couldn't have just appeared over night.
Or could he?
We know that the Florbtron race of aliens
made contact with the earth in the year 1962.
The crater but their spaceship
created when the crash landed is proof.
And since the aliens aboard
that ship had no way of returning home,
they found a way to fit into our society.
By becoming the people we least expect to be aliens:
celebrities.
Post Malone's singing voice isn't just Justin Bieber's slowed down,
they're the same person, the same,
alien that is.
And it all started with Gregory Peck.
I have studied the 1962 Florbtron landing in depth.
It's one of only three times in our planet's history that an alien has come to the earth
and stayed.
I personally believe thousands of different alien species have visited the earth,
and may still be living among us,
but we only know of three for sure.
The first was, of course, the Zeltorb meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
Our ancestors crawled out of it and made
a home here.
The third landing that we know of is the
Delflorn landing, which we will not be discussing.
Since the days of Gregory
Peck we have all been influenced by the
very same alien in our everyday lives.
The alien loved the fame and fortune
that came along with being Gregory Peck,
and he wanted more of it.
So he began splitting his
body into more and more parts.
The Florbtron body is like that of a starfish,
which is also an alien.
If you cut off one limb, a fully functioning
creature will grow from it
and go about life as normal.
So that's what the Florbtron, Gregory Peck, decided to do.
Almost any celebrity who can think of
originates from this original Gregory Peck Florbtron.
Despite its many contributions to our culture,
the Florbtron hates humans.
That's why when someone says,
"Oh I met Emma Roberts, she was an asshole!"
It's because Emma Roberts is the Florbtron.
The Florbtron is as asshole.
He hates us.
This creature has complete control over our planet.
Justin Bieber and  Post Malone are just the beginning.
The Florbtron is also Kendall Jenner, Lil Yachty,
Ariana Grande, Missy Elliott,
Hailey Bieber, yes he married himself,
Gordon Ramsay, Chelsea Clinton, LeBron
James, Ariana Grande, every mumble rapper,
Timothee Chalamet, Khloe Kardashian,
Kedon Slovis, David Beckham, and
Joe Biden.
We may never truly know how many of the people we idolize
are in fact this same Florbtron that started out as
Gregory Peck.
But what we do know is that aliens are in charge.
We're just merely players in their game.
Ancient Aliens.
