[Jack] Wuh..?
Oh no- oh god
[Jack's chronic fear of heights kicks in, making him produce walrus sounds]
Why?!
[more fear-enduced walrus sounds]
[WAPISH]
tOP OF THE MORNIN' To ya laddies, mY name is Jacksepticeye,
And welcome to Raw Data, this is a HTC Vive game that has been out for a very long time,
and I tried it when it very very first came out
I think almost on the day it very first came out
and it didn't work for me, like none of this stuff was in the game
it was just a level and I couldn't actually walk around and the calibration was all off
it could've been something on my end
but I just decided not to play it, and now that it's out a whole lot more
and it's a lot more fleshed out-
look at this!
God it's like being in Blade Runner. Let's- Oh gOd. Uh, maybe not too far forward.
It's so fuckin cool looking!
We inside somethin..?
I dunno
So this game is about-
it's about shootin' robots!
And it's about having, like, swords and laser swords, and you get powers that you can like, move guys against walls and everything
it's sUPER cool!
Also, all of these people over here are actual real people. Hi people! "Match finding" Oh
No, no, I don't want to match find.
HI!
How are you?
wAvE!
Can someone wave. I want to see if someone waves at me. I want to see if I can actually interact with these people, hELLO!
Anybody!
Vr enjoy1, hello!
No?
Ok, we're gonna do a mission. I did some of the training and
I think I have a feel for it, so I- That's a cool name, No! all right launch mission fuck this ain't dicking around anymore.
Yeah, this is what was in it! When I tried it. Uhhm not darkness and a loading screen. That wasn't what was in it.
Uhh that's confusing. This! This was in it, but I couldn't get to the console to do anything.
[Feminine voice] Activating now. [Jack] Whoa...
All right, so it's gonna start off very basic, but after a while you end up getting upgrades and- [Simon] Hello, my name is Simon.
[Jack] Hi, Simon! [Simon] It is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to your exciting new investment-
[Jack] Do I have to do what you say?
Whoa! Eden core. [Simon] At Eden, we seek only the brightest minds.
[Jack] Ok cool.
[Feminine voice] Yeah, and those people are never seen again.
[Jack] Allllright...
[Feminine voice] You're at the [...], extract the data. [Jack] Ooooooooh.
[Simon] Any minute now. [Jack] Do I have to do- [Simon] They should be- right along.
[Jack] What is this? I don't know what I'm doin'- [Feminine voice] [...] extractor on the console.
[Jack] Ahh! [Feminine voice] Nice job. The data is downloading.
[Jack] Ok [Feminine voice] Don't worry,  I'm blocking their defense systems.
[Jack] Ah! Okay!
I'm- I'm trapped in!
Excuse me? [Different feminine voice] [...] detected.
[Jack] Ohh.
[Different feminine voice] Counter measures engaged. [Feminine voice] Well I guess not all of them. Hold on!
[Jack] Are- are you gonna break this down? Sir? Sir! Hold on a second, we can talk this through!
[Feminine voice] Okay [...] [Jack] Hi... oh I don't like the way he's looking at me. Oh Jesus. Oh, uh uh Ultron!?
[Feminine voice] Dammit, there's a firewall! This is gonna take a second.
[Jack] Of course there's a fuckin' firewall! Did you put in "da leet" hacker skills?!
Ahh nutz!
AHH BEANS!
CEASE AND DESIST!!!
CEASE YER RESISTANCE! I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF I HAVE TO!
SIR!!?
I-I'm gonna have to do it!
Fuck you!
[Feminine voice] [...] your weapon!
[Jack] After all your postulating! Oh crap. Oh crap. Okay-
Ookay! The robo revolution is on fuckos!
[Other feminine voice] [...] activating. [Jack] I am here to teach you a lesson!
Ah. Uh oh.  Uh oh.
[Feminine voice] Hold that [...] as long as you can! [Jack] I'm trying! Okay!
Okay. Okay. Here we go! Here we go! Fuck! Fuck!
Oh my god I'M EPIC!
FUCK YEAH! Take that robo bitches!
WHOO HOO!
[Simon] [...] It appears that they are trying to kill you! This is very embarrassing.
[Jack] Yeah... it happens.
[Feminine voice] Aren't those [...] synthetics? Those are consumer models! They're not supposed to be combat ready!
[Jack] Dude haven't you seen 'I, Robot'? They're all combat-ready. [Simon] You're not authorized to use [...] but, considering the circumstances...
[Simon] Suppose I could put [...].
[Jack] Ah!
Aww are we doing this? Are we doin' this song and dance again? You wanna dance? Oh shit! Oh shit!
They have weapons now! Gyahh!
Christ!!!
I don't like this! Hey you don't have a weapon.
I got this! Fuckin Christ! I don't like this anymore! Uuua! What is he saying?!
Huh! Jesus fuck!
He was really close! Sir!
Stahp!!
Oh, what the f- what the fuck?
Dude that's fucked up!
It's an invisible predator robot! he's blocking my bullets! He's a Ninja! He's super cool!
*SCREAMING!*
Fuck!
Bah!!
Can I punch him? oh shit! I switch hands. oh no!
I don't wanna do that! fuck! hate this guy! whoa I love him because he's super cool, but I don't..
I don't have to like 'em. Yeah! Sit down be humble
I'm Okay
Simon Simon, it's cool. It's not your fault. Maybe it's about time Simon did what I say.
Shoot or grab extractor when ready. I'd rather grab.
-kay. We're goin' again. Simon calm down.
What's happening?
Airborne, what!?
Aaah fuck! okay, okay, I'mma just hide down here.. fellas, we can talk about this okay? w-
Use your words! oh yeah! Those fucking McCree shit right there. Above me? I got them!!
*pew pew pew*
I see that. He's not dying to bullets, I'm just gonna keep on pummeling him! like a fine ass.
*More happy septiceye noises*  ^-^
Wait I could have moved around!? are you shitting me!?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
okay, there we go. I didn't fucking know I can move around!
This is way easier than- oh shit! no it's not.
I'm movin. I'm movin. ha ha! thought you had me? I'm not there anymore, dumbass!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
*Terrified septiceye noises*
run! run! run! run!
fuck! I can't do anything when I'm  reloading Jesus
MOVE!
Why can't I move?!
It won't let me move!!
Ah there we fucking Go! Thank you very MUCH, GAME!
WOAH!... WOAH!
No!
SIRS!
Um hello, I fucking got them already okay! oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit. I'm moving.
I'm reloading and I'm moving oh whoa oh jesus
Fuck! ow!
Oh! greedo shot first!
Motherfucker!
AH!
Hold on, hold on. Wait, hold on.
AH!
fack! DUDE!
UNCOOL
Can you just die, please?
mkay
Yeah
Wohoo
Whooh, Mama!
Can we go home?
Am I still not Done?!
ugh! Come on!
#letjackgohome. Hello, sir! cease and desist! go back to your house.
You're not supposed to be outdoors. Please this is all perfectly normal
Please seek your closest job
Reconstruction unit this is all part of the plan
execute order 66
Hey fellers! how's it goin'? okay. hold on, I'm reloading. Did I get bullets? is this thing work?
Hello! Sir!
sit down!
YEAAAH!
WHEW!
YEAAAAAAAAH!
I said... YEAAAAAAH!!
What's this? whoa! is this drugs Oh?
Simon you're in a fucking machine. You are a machine stop freaking out Simon Says more like Jack says don't be a bitch
Please insert data core into transmit. Oh here you go. Oh are we gonna do a photoshoot?!
What I get?
Whoo nice 79 kills
67 percent accuracy who off from being a legend? you'll see that fellas? hey
How's it goin'?  you wanna wave? anybody waving just- everyone looks like you're looking at their hands like they're stoned
tech rewards okay
Bulletstorm, Oh
data core tutorial and dark source
bullets storm is
A thing that you get where you can turn your gun into a machine gun so I can wait how did I do it?
Nah I can't do it here. upload data. Oh is this who I can be
Was I just the dude with crusader pistol
When I could have been a flash blade ninja
Special abilities what's your special ability?
Whole grip and release while throwing flash blade hold the grip button and perform a throwing motion with your arm at the desired angle of
The throw release the grip button. pull back sharply to recall the blade
*Happy gasp*
I getta be someone with a Fucking bow if I want!
Reading: "Once charged.  Release to fire a arrow more powarfurer." <-(Wtf Jack?)
Awwwww
Me be Crusader pistol douchebag a
Dominator shotgun... I want to be the ninja!
yeah, dude... a mission two? - yes, oh
Yeah, oh, yes, oh yes
FWOOH!  FWOOH!
*Moar happy septiceye noises*
I-I don't know uh. Uh no. No what did I hit? Okay there we go. Oh, yeah?
Okay, let go let go
Waha waoooh!
Sorry okay, I like deflect bullets and everything with this, maybe like they just go like oh
Okay, I'm gonna end up killing myself with this someone should not let me near giant sharp metal objects. Okay?
That in there, and let's get ready to bone some ass
Oh I have to break this thing
My visual is very dark and bad captain. I'm goin over here, WHAT THE, what the fuck
What the fuck is this!!
Oh I'm scared now!  I don't like this!!!
Sons of fucking bitches get out of here motherfucker AHHH...Jesus!
Okay could we not do that again. Okay? That's fine
The standing ones I can deal with
Okay... AH Woooah! YE-EA!
What's up, what's up, you wanna fucking go?
Where'd he go?  There's another one over here somewhere oh, I see it. Oh they're fucking freaky. When all you can see is their eyes!
I'm not a fan of that. I am a fan of -*pauses for dramatic effect*
KOWCHAAA
Yea!  Fwup!
Yeah, oh fuck yeah, I'm like a Jedi! OHH I love this game!!
WOKAA WOO WOO
If you like Poe and KungFu panda oh
No com'ere com'ere...Hyaa
No ya don't.  Not today, Samurai Jack-
-Is in the building. Hwa Hwa
Got his legs got his legs, okay, okay. No? okay.
No
wow...owww ow ow!
My bones...and organs
Huh wait what oh jesus? Oh Jesus oh fuck?
Yeah, did you see that shit yeah Christ? Okay? Okay?
Okay
Sure was bro. You want to see it again. I
Can't do that
That was fucking cool. Yeah
There we go
Come on
Hit em!
Yes
This thing is fucking cool me going around with a stupid pistol lesson oh
jesus, oh Jesus
Hya Hya Wha Hu Ya Hya
*KungFu Noises*
Die bitch!.. Owww
Fuck you did I deflect that?  Come on what you got yes
Samurai ninja Jack oh
Ghuaaaa I don't like it Idon'tlikeit!Idon'tlikeit!
Come on now come back boomerang yeah
Pheew! Haaaa!
Oh, I thought of something that might help. I remember the last time I was here
That's so cool
What the fuck is this what is happening oh no oh no no no
Come on there we go yeah, ah but I really do feel like a ninja
Or a Jedi I mean. oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
no, no let 84% fuck hit me hit me hit me ah
Ah
Shit oh shit the weird creepy spider babies are back!
Oh fuck I got both of them... C'mon c'mon
Yes
What you got what you got freckles? Oh shit oh?
I don't know how this thing works fully. I'm new to this cut me a break
Nice
I'm on to ya
Oh
Christ yeah
Who da baddest Raddest most funky ass in town
It Jack!
I'm trying oh, I hit it oh geez
I'm trying to figure out how I throw it and make it like arch and shit. Oh, man
I want to see somebody who's really good at this game playing
With like the sword that must be so cool-looking
I'm choppin off their heads.
Fucking makes you feel like a badass
What oh
Fuck come on come on. No, not you come at me oh
You didn't even get a fucking chance to come at me bro.  What am I lookin out for?
One elevator which direction not today fuckos no stop
Yeaahah!
Woaaah!
Fucking cool. It is so much fun! Thanks
'Ello
Hi Simon, what did we get please give me more stuff for the ninja? He's badass
Yeah
68 kills
Accuracy 0% cuz I don't need accuracy what am I badass ninja, dude?
Fresh trigger to extend blade, I don't want to extend blade. I want to do technical wart never tastes as much
This is what I wanted. No. We put the sword away ah
Shit it went away again.
Reading: "Rise above battle then come crashing back down with a devastating AOE"
Yeah, we get turrets oh
Yeah, oh, no. I don't want to do the tutorial shit. Okay.  Well I'm gonna leave this episode of "raw data" here.
Oh my god. That was fun. Holy crap. I mean when you're playing it was just a pistol or the shotgun or something
It's still fun. It's still a really went really really well made game
We've lots of games like this in VR and when you look at them
It's easy to just go all another wave shooter game, but this one does it really really well. I like that
There's that. There's a story. There's a reason
There's missions the the waves are still there
But you feel like there's an actual like
like reason around that more than some of the games and also the gameplay is actually just really solid and that's
The main factor in all of these a lot of wave shooters
Just put you in one place, and then everything comes at you, and then you have to shoot them
And I'm glad I figured out that I could actually move around the map and stead of standing still for so long
Because that made it way more fun than just standing and waiting for her enemies to come at you and then
Shoot them in that regard, but god. That sword
whoever developed this game and
Thought up of that idea Bravo that was fun cuz like pistols shotguns and bows
they're all fairly standard things and we've seen them done before and have play games with them before but
Very few games outside of a few Star Wars things that I've done have the whole like deflecting laser things with a sword and that
You fly around letting you throw the sword and force pull it back
Don't really know how that works I might have to get in and train with it and figure it out and or read the instructions
Again cuz ever instructions come up. I read them, and I'm like oh I get it and then I throw it I'm like wait
That's not what I thought it was
And then the instructions are gone, so that's a that's a pattern on my behalf
Maybe I just have a shit attention span
But that that's really fun and then the reason I wanted to play as the ninja I thought I had to play some different levels
And I get to play as them eventually the reason I rounded the play is the ninja because in the trailers
I saw the ninja is able to like grab people with like telekinesis and throw them around
Or like grab a whole bunch of people as throw them around. There's multiplayer in this game as well
I have seen some multiplayer footage of a dude running around the map as the ninja and just
destroying people
like being able to teleport around and then just slash someone down and then fly over and slow the swords him and then grab
People and throw them against the wall dude was absolutely owning so I want to watch more stuff like that and figure out some
Techniques I just realized that I said I wanted to see some good people play this game
And I'm just realizing I already have seen good people play this game
god
My brain doesn't connect things sometimes, but I'm really excited to play more of that ninja character
That's all I want to play even if I die a bunch
Because it's harder to do then
Just like a shotgun and running up and blowing people in the face
Because I don't know I feel like you do more damage that way
Where's the sword you have to be more precise and you have to be in the thick of it, but way more fun. So now!
Thank you guys so much watching this episode.  If you LIKED it, punch that like button in the face
Liek a BOSS!.. and
High fives all around!  Whapshh Whapshh!
And thank you guys.  And I will see all YOUDUDES.   IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO!
*Septiceye outro music*
Oh yea! Get right up in there! Get right up in the business!
