Hey folks, so it's been a busy week
And my room is kind of a mess again
But i'm gonna try and buzz some content your way
Because, uh, Because I'm great
Just remember, y'know, not everyone has a work ethic like me.
The other thing is Manu has some TV stuff to do in a few days
And at the moment
He has no arms
Yeah
Y'know, I never quite noticed how worm-like his fingers are
[Eating Noises]
He needs new ones anyway
OK then!
So, I figured, if these "Let's Play" channels can bash out like, a million hours of content every second
Then I should be able t-
Ooh, I'm gonna be the gay one
That way, if anyone attacks me
It'll be a hate crime
And my name
Will be
Poopymcpeupensteen
No, that's silly
DR Poopymcpeupensteen
Alrighty
So, here's the premise
I'm a little worm that wants to get bigger
And I can do that by eating these glowing "Energy Blobs"
However, if I want to go fast
I have to poop some out
But I can eat them again
Y'know
No one judges
But what I have to be careful of
Is running headlong into other worms
Because then, you pop
Although you can take advantage of this by Ganking other players
And eating their Blobs
Oh, gee, look at me, I can't even go in a straight line
There's no chance I could be any sort of threat, is there-
GANK!
[Chuckle]
Didn't see that coming, did ya?
I've got this guy in a choke hold
So, y'know, he's pretty much screwed
Come on...
Just let it happen
There's a good lad
Yum yum yum
So i've reached a pretty good length now
So I could try to get on the leaderboard
Or I could just draw some massive willies
[Chuckle] Look at those
Every time I get my big willy going this blue worm just sort of pops in for a look
Just polishing the overall form...
And here he is
And here he is again
And here he is again
[Chuckle] Jesus, what a perv
I mean, what sort of world is this where I have to feel sexually objectified
Simply because I choose to appear as a massive genitalia
Y'know, I think I need a bit more length really
To achieve the full effect
I might go back to Ganking people for a bi-
Ooh, I think this candy cane looking-
Yeah, he's setting me up
Damn, I think I might be screwed
Yeah, I'm screwe-
Oh!
[Laughter]
Oh.
Well, there we have it
Y'know, in some ways, I know this is just a game, but the real world is kind of similar
Existence can end in the blink of an eye
So let me tell you folks, if you have a dream
Then you go ahead and wiggle your way towards it
Y'know, if you want to spend your life drawing willies
Then you just make damn sure they are the most glorious willies
The Nation, nay, The World has ever seen
[Music]  [Captions by Joe G]
