>>> WELCOME BACK.
LAST WEEK A DICKHEAD CALLED ALEC
DROVE A VAN INTO A SIDEWALK IN 
TORONTO, KILLING TEN, EIGHT OF 
WHOM WERE WOMEN.
ANOTHER MASSACRE BY VEHICLE.
WHAT GROUP COULD CLAIM 
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS HORRIFIC
ACT?
ISIS?
WHITE SUPREMACISTS?
OR SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SADDER?
>> INVESTIGATORS SHARED THIS 
NOW-DELETED FACEBOOK POST JUST 
BEFORE THE RAMPAGE.
IT INCLUDES THE PHRASE "INCEL," 
SHORT FOR INVOLUNTARILY 
CELIBATE.
IT'S USED ONLINE BY MEN WHO 
BLAME WOMEN FOR THEIR LACK OF 
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. 
>> THAT'S RIGHT, THE LATEST NEWS
TO COME UP BUBBLING FROM THE 
DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET ARE THE 
INCELS, MEN WHOSE IDENTITY 
REVOLVES AROUND NOT GETTING LAID
AND BLAMING WOMEN FOR IT.
SURE, GOING WITHOUT SEX IS 
FRUSTRATING, WE WERE ALL VIRGINS
ONCE.
EXCEPT FOR PRINCE WHO CAME OUT 
[ BLEEP ]ING.
YES.
THAT'S HIM AT 4.
THE PROBLEM IS WHAT STARTED AS 
AN ONLINE FORUM FOR LONELY 
PEOPLE HAS GROWN INTO SOMETHING 
MUCH DARKER.
>> SELF-DESCRIBED INCELS 
CONGREGATE MOSTLY ONLINE, 
MEETING IN FORUMS AND MESSAGE 
BOARDS LIKE 4 CHAN AND 8 CHAN TO
DISCUSS THEIR HOPELESSNESS WITH 
WOMEN IN POSTS THAT ARE PEPPERED
WITH RACISM AND MISOGYNISTIC 
CHANTS.
I DON'T THINK THE NAME IS 
HELPING.
INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE?
SOUNDS LIKE THE TITLE OF AN 
UNSUCCESSFUL ROMANTIC COMEDY 
STARRING KATHERINE HEIGL.
WAIT, ALL HER FRIENDS ARE 
MARRIED, SHE'S SUFFERING FROM 
THE SINGLE BLUES SO SHE TAKES A 
CHANCE AND STARTS DATING A GUY 
SHE MET ON REDDIT.
A CLASSIC ROM-COM ENDING WHERE 
THE BOYFRIEND RACES TO THE 
AIRPORT IN A SPEEDING MAN MOWING
DOWN PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK JUST
TO TELL HER HOW MUCH HE 
[ BLEEP ] HATES HER.
HEY.
NO.
IT'S NOT A MOVIE I WOULD WATCH.
I'M NOT A CHICK.
SOME INCELS ARE JUST LOST, 
FRUSTRATED PEOPLE SEEKING A 
COMMUNITY.
BUT LOTS OF THEM ARE MISO
MISOGYNISTIC ASSHOLES WHO 
BELIEVE THEY'RE OWED SEX.
AND SOME APPLAUD THE MURDERS. 
>> ON SOME OF THE MORE EXTREME 
BOARDS YOU WILL SEE CELEBRATION 
OF VIOLENT ACTS FROM PEOPLE LIKE
ELLIOT RODGER, WHO HAD A LENGTHY
ONLINE HISTORY WITHIN THE INCEL 
COMMUNITY BEFORE HE KILLED SIX 
PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA IN 2014.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WHAT WHY THESE 
GUYS HAVE TO BE VIOLENT?
WHY CAN'T ONCE A GROUP OF ANGRY 
LOSERS GET TOGETHER IN A 
BASEMENT AND CHANNEL THEIR 
ENERGY INTO SOMETHING GOOD?
LIKE PROTECTING OUR OCEANS OR 
PROVIDING HEALTH CARE FOR POOR 
COUNTRIES?
OR USING ALL THAT PENT-UP 
[ BLEEP ] TO SPACKLE YOUR 
MOTHER'S BATHROOM?
SHE'S BEEN LETTING YOU LIVE 
RENT-FREE FOR SO LONG, SHE'S A 
NICE LADY, DO HER A FAVOR!
THE MORE YOU DIG INTO INCEL 
CULTURE, THE WEIRDER IT IS.
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN TERMINOLOGY 
LIKE NONINCELS ARE NORMIES.
GOOD-LOOKING NORMAL MEN ARE 
CALLED CHADS.
I BELONG TO A GROUP IN THE 
MIDDLE, BETWEEN A NORMY AND A 
CHAD.
I CALL IT NADS AR TO.
TO ALL MY NAD FRIENDS OUT THERE.
NATURALLY THINGS START TO GET 
RACIST.
FOR INSTANCE, A BLACK CHAD IS 
CALLED A TYRONE.
WHICH SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.
CAN'T BLACK MEN JUST BE CALLED 
CHADS?
THERE'S LITERALLY A COUNTRY IN 
AFRICA CALLED CHAD.
WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS FULL OF 
TYRONES.
AT THEIR MOST EXTREME INCELS 
CALL FOR WOMEN TO BE ATTACKED 
AND RAPED FOR DEB NING THEM WHAT
THEY CLAIM IS A RIGHT TO HAVE 
SEX.
THIS YEAR THE SOUTHERN POVERTY 
LAW CENTER ADDED INCELS TO THEIR
LIST OF HATE GROUPS.
WHAT HAPPENS IF ONE OF THEM 
EVENTUALLY GETS LAID?
ARE THEY BANISHED FROM THE 
GROUP?
DO THEY PRETEND IT NEVER 
HAPPENED?
IF ANOTHER INCEL FINDS A BRA 
UNDER THEIR BED, OH, NO, IT'S 
NOT WHAT YOU THINK, NO, IT'S ME 
MOTHER'S BRA, I WAS HOLDING IT 
FOR HER, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX, 
PLEASE DON'T SMELL MY FINGERS.
IF I MAY TALK TO THE INCELS AT 
HOME, BECAUSE WE FOLLOW TOSH I 
ASSUME THERE ARE MANY OF YOU.
YOU'RE NOT OWED ANYTHING.
ESPECIALLY SEX.
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD,
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES A 
PERSON SO HATEFUL OR VIOLENT, 
BUT I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S 
LIKE TO BE INVOLUNTARILY 
CELIBATE.
I MEAN, I WAS FOR A WHILE WHEN I
WAS YOUNGER.
BUT I DIDN'T GO AND GET IN CARS 
AND RUN OVER PEOPLE.
BECAUSE I WAS 12.
AND 13 AND 14 AND 15 AND 16 AND 
17.
BUT I WASN'T CELEBRATE FOREVER.
I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I BETTERED MYSELF.
I LEARNT STANDUP COMEDY.
IT'S AMAZING WHAT A SKILL SET 
AND A FAKE SET OF TEETH CAN DO 
FOR YOU.
NOW I HAVE SEX FIVE TIMES A 
YEAR.
LOOK.
INCELS, I'M NOT TRYING TO RUB IT
IN YOUR FACE.
ACTUALLY NO ONE'S TRYING TO RUB 
IT IN YOUR FACE, THAT'S PART OF 
THE WHOLE PROBLEM.
MY POINT IS, I MADE AN EFFORT, I
CHANGED THINGS ABOUT THE MYSELF 
TO GET LAID, AND I HAVE NO 
REGRETS.
AND THAT'S THE WAY THAT THE 
WORLD WORKS.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KERRY KING 
FOUNDING MEMBER OF SLAYER?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, JIM.
>> KERRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT ONE 
WOULD CALL AN ATTRACTIVE FELLOW.
IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?
>> THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN FAIR,
JIM.
>> YET YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH 
HUNDREDS OF DESIRABLE WOMEN IN 
YOUR LIFE.
>> AT THE RISK OF BRAGGING?
I HAVE, JIM.
>> AND WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TO 
SEXUAL SUCCESS, KERRY?
>> WELL, THE INFLATED GUITAR, 
JIM. 
>> THANK YOU, KERRY KING OF 
SLAYER.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, INCELS.
YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO SEX.
IF YOU WANT IT, LEARN A SKILL, 
GET A HAIRCUT, JUST BE NICE YOU 
[ BLEEP ] LIMP-DICK TROLL.
