Oh here we go this is all by the way. This is fuckin everything right here. We got
Some who looks like a Nazi next to a black. Eye, which is what I love about Vegas
Cuz I'm sure I'm sure not a Nazi you might have had a phase, but here's the thing
But you made up with it, I don't know maybe you guys met in prison I don't know what's going on
Audience: "Wife 1 and Wife 2."
What's that?
Audience: "Wife 1 and Wife 2."
Don't know what that only in Vegas people that's all I can say hey, okay
Nazi let me tell you something fucking Nazis all right I
Stand by what Nazis aren't on the rise?
There is a rising threat up and that you know how I know this I travel the world okay. I go everywhere
I'm from Virginia. I'm 6 foot tall 200 pounds
blond hair blue eyes
Never once have I been approached by a Nazi to be recruited. I'm the first round draft pick for the fucking Nazi Party, okay
Hi, second round at worst and no one's ever come up to me like hello. Would you like to hear more about the organization?
We have some pamphlets we could show your pops should be interested I
See your fucking was Jeff keys in Vegas. Do you know he's a Jew?
No one's ever tried to recruit me into the fuckin Nazi Party
Nazis are I'm never even look ok I
Was at a hotel a month ago, and I saw a fucking ghost
Okay, no for real like a little girl girl go fuck and I heard that there was a girl ghost freaked me the hotel cordon
all right, I
think I saw UFO I
Even I swear to God I saw a straight male flight attendant, okay
Never seen a Nazi never seen a fucking Nazi never seen a swastika except not on a cartoon. I've never seen that shit
I've never even seen a Hitler much
The only Hitler mustache of all I ever saw was was that brief pair with Michael Jordan had it
- you don't mean I'm saying it's not a fucking toy. Even if Nazis were a threat
Let's say Nazis were bucking on the rise. Do you guys see the protesters in Charlottesville? Did you see those test-tube babies and?
movie bullies from the 80s with their fucking j.crew shirts walking around with their stupid fucking Pottery Barn tiki torches
Were they scary what do you scare those fucking motherfuckers?
What was their big battle him? What was the war cry Jews will not replace us going after the Jews?
Are yeah, you know black people are like shoe we have to hope
This isn't about us, always it's crack of us matzah got it
Jews will not rub places like yeah, you know you're right. They're not gonna replace you
I don't know a lot of Jewish guys look to be assistant manager at the Dairy Queen motherfucker
Not a Walmart greeters named Shecky, okay
What do you all accounts?
Replacing
You know would never complain about Jews replacing them black people
Never you're never gonna get blackboard. You know. Why cuz you're never gonna hear in your lifetime
Subbing in for LeBron James is five-foot-four rookie sensation
rabbi moisture Leibowitz
That would be awesome, though, yo really that would be awesome if the whole NBA was replaced by Jews. That'd be hilarious
the sportscaster just be Jewish bombs
Me fuck you. This is what happens when you guys are at work
I fucking smoke weed, and this is should I think of a Jewish mom sportscaster MBA is fuckin?
Moistures unguarded he goes in for the easy layup Jose. It's another air ball
Well of course he missed he doesn't eat look how weak he is do they feed you down there in Cleveland
I mean you know the food that is terrible the portions are so small and
He singl he know that a man his age is single. Yeah apparently at the shoulder saying he's a failure
What's that the game is over anyway? So this is what happens where I spoke with?
But I have a prescription in the marijuana because I have a couple broken a couple of broken dreams, so
How come they didn't go after the black people of Charlottesville
They went out for the juice a little Cheers
Maybe go over the black, but you know why did God look as they watch sports. Yeah, they know there I can win that war
Cuz black may look better every sport ever invented. Can we admit that every spark we admit that crackers?
They're better every sport that does not involve water, so here's the thing
That's one of the big mysteries in life huh we've all wondered why
You'll be the black friend so what is it?
You are the swim team
And I think you play on a lot of different teams if you know what I'm saying
You had a swim team what varsity take it down a notch, okay?
That's rare, though right it is rare. Huh your whole school is black. What school you go to
Nope, they're not you here at school called TC Williams Remember the Titans movie dens. I watched it
Yeah, there's my high school dog my high school is 70% black and 30% terrified. Let me tell you something
And I plan on the football reverse, I play the football team because every team needs a kicker and
Let me tell you something most black first of all most black man find me hilarious. Not you, but most clack bang
Love me sometimes I feel like a chubby white girl. You know uh?
Unfolding his arms and that joke
Were you
Yes, my my says mostly based on stereotypes here's the thing
Would you I feel like black people usually have says better sense of humor right do you feel that way then?
Why cuz wait till get really upset the old people really like complained about making shit are usually like these uptight white women like oh
I
Can't believe you said that he said the c-word
You said this personal. I would never say to c-word. Okay, cuz it's totally offensive to cons and
Guys I can say that so my best friends are cons, okay, seriously my mom is a half gone
That makes me a quarter come which is enough for a scholarship alright
But black people better says you because you guys
It's a fact yo it is a fact
No for real dude cuz in my highest man after games. Holy shit the locker room. I thought was gonna trip over a dick I
Felt like an en de Jones when he fell in the snake, but got waiver torture, I lose I wouldn't fall over
I
Would never share with the team. I just go home my shoulder pads and please like bye guys my mom
They mock me I get taunted from the showers, what's wrong crap
Won't you shine crap
You scared artists you scared it big black cotton scare that beard back up
Finally I was like I don't need a shower coach oh
Shit sorry Joe there's your penis I didn't have my pottery burn burn tiki torch
That's why they carried him in Charlottesville lady. What jewelry counter protesting black dick
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