- [Raven] What up, world, it's me Raven.
Ever wanted to stop being
a boring human civilian?
How about I help transform you
into a half-demon,
half-Azarathian like me?
(thunder booming)
It's fun, sometimes.
Now, if you idiots could stop blabbering
for a second and focus,
maybe we can get started here.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
(thunder booming)
First step is to prime your human flesh.
You want to be prepared
for the otherworldly crap
your skin is about to be faced with.
Rub in that primer all
over your face and neck
unless for some reason you
want to keep your human neck.
Weird, then you can prime your eyeballs,
sorry, eyelids, with eye shadow primer.
Dab, dab, dab, oo, on second thought,
please stop dabbing.
Then grab some white face paint.
Looks like today you're using
a fancy matte paint stick
but you can just use Ben
Nye or whatever face paint
works best for you.
Dab, dab it all over your face and neck
until you look like just
a diseased or moldy human,
but not quite half demonic,
so let's keep going.
Blend all that in with a makeup sponge
and try to keep it as
streak-free as possible,
but it's just the first layer
and we're gonna be adding
more so really, whatever.
You can use gray face
paint instead if you want
but you already had white and this white
combined with your skin tone
tends to make you look gray
anyway, so it worked out.
Don't bother painting
your eyelids, by the way,
just save them for eye shadow.
And yeah, might as well go
over your eyebrows with it.
Looks like yours are too
thick to be concealed
with paint alone, but whatever,
we'll work on those later.
Since after one layer you just look like a
streaky kind of pale
human, keep adding layers
and blending until you're
satisfied with the color.
Looks like you stopped after four
but how many you wanna do
probably depends on what
kind of paint you use.
Grab some steel gray eye
shadow and the contour brush
and dab off the extra
color on your arm or tissue
before contouring sharply
beneath your cheek bones
then blending out.
You can try to narrow your
jaw by adding more gray
over the edge of where your jaw is widest.
With the same eye shadow,
use a smaller contour brush
or pinch your current brush
to contour the sides of your nose.
You're not good at this part, it's okay.
Blend it in and see if it gets better.
And you can always add more white on top
if you feel like it's getting too dark.
Swipe some gray under your lower lip
to help pop it out.
And at some point, you'll
wanna add white face paint
to your lower lip, no, stop that.
And blend it in like
the rest of your face.
Then powder your whole
face, neck, and lips
with a translucent or white powder
so nothing's going anywhere.
You could wait 'till the end to do this
but I don't know, you
just did your lower lip
so I guess you feel like
giving it a fighting chance.
Next is highlight, yay.
Get one that's definitely
white or silvery,
not brass or coppery.
Blot it on the tips of your cheekbones
and around your eye socket
in a little C shape.
Add a dot on the tip of your nose
and along the center of
the bridge of your nose.
Finally, pop a smidge of it
right over the tip of your upper lip.
Blend everything out again
with the big fluffy brush
just so you feel like
everything goes together
and nothing is too harsh
because there's nothing worse
than something harsh and
grating, right Beast Boy?
Next step my camera cut out,
but if you wanna add some glam to my look,
put some pretty violety-purple or whatever
over the lid of your eye.
Then add a darker purple into the crease,
especially towards the
outer corner of your eye.
And with an eye shadow blending brush,
blend that crap out.
Then add some of that darker purple
to your lower lash line and
just blend it out lightly
with your finger or whatever, who cares.
Why do you have to make that
face when you're doing it?
Add some black eye liner of your choice
to your bottom lash line,
focusing weirdly on the
center curve of your eye
and not either of the corners,
that's just how I do it,
okay, don't judge me.
Next, with liquid liner,
you're gonna make a
not cat-eyed actually, a
weird triangle mountain thing
that peaks 3/4 through your eye
near the point where a
lot of eyebrows arch.
It doesn't flatter anyone's eye shape,
I know, but in case you haven't noticed,
I'm weird, I'm a weirdo.
Next, use a black eye liner,
probably a pencilish kind
to sketch out your eyebrows,
which are gonna be triangles,
similar to your top eye liner.
Try to make the inner
point of your eyebrow
as sharp and pointy as you can manage.
Keep everything angular and sharp,
like Beast Boy's wit.
Oh, wait, the top of the triangle
should go about 3/4 down the eyebrow,
near where many eyebrows arch.
Keep the bottom edge as flat
and straight as possible
but don't worry about forcing it
if it's gonna look too unnatural
because (chuckling) obviously here
we are all about looking natural.
And if you just end up with weird
blocky eyebrows, so be it.
Add more eye liner to your lower lash line
if you feel so compelled.
And put some glue on a false eyelash
if you wanna glam it up,
and you know how much
I love to glam it up.
While waiting for the glue
on the eyelash to dry,
waste time by throwing some highlighter
on your brow bone or something,
and more importantly, on the
inner corner of your eyes
to widen them to, ahem,
cartoonish proportions.
Once the glue is finally kinda tacky,
like Robin's uniform, put that puppy on.
Then just do the same
thing for the other eye
because, ah, do I really have to explain?
Blend your human lashes with
the false ones with mascara.
And with black or gray
lipstick, cover your upper lip.
Be sure to round your
Cupid's bow if you have one
since my lip is just like round.
Re up on the white lower
lip if you need to.
Powder it up for security.
If you want to alter the
color of your lipstick,
make it lighter gray or whatever,
you can carefully cover it in eyeshadow.
My upper lip is actually
just a light gray,
but do whatever you want.
I'm not your mom.
Push a red jewel into the
center of your forehead
near your eyebrows for a while
so that when you remove it,
there are tiny lines in the skin
showing where you put it.
Erase the makeup from that space
with a Q-Tip and makeup remover.
Use some spirit gum on the
jewel and on your forehead.
Wait a bit for it to dry,
then press the jewel on and hold it there
and just pray, I guess.
Cool.
Now you can set everything
with a setting spray
if you plan on going out to fight crime
or save the world or whatever.
Put on your dark and mysterious uniform
and don't forget the snazzy hairdo.
Looks like today was a bad hair day,
but you do what you can.
And suddenly, somehow,
you have transformed
into the daughter of Azarathian Arella
and the demon Trigon.
Your also the coolest and least annoying
of the Teen Titans
and have the sickest powers.
Congratulations.
Thanks for watching.
Subscribe if you made it this far,
you might as well, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bye.
(upbeat music)
