>> WHAT'S UP?
IT'S YOUR BOY, PRINCE HARRY, AKA
THE GINGER OF WINDSOR, AKA
REDHEAD REDEMPTION 2.
I AM MAKING THIS VIDEO FOR YOU,
MY FUTURE CHILD, TO WATCH WHEN
YOU'RE OLDER.
WE'RE GOING TO DO A PRIVATE
BIRTH FOR YOU, KEEPING IT
LOW-KEY.
BUT WE ARE HAVING A BIG BABY
SHOWER, AND I WANTED YOU TO COME
OUT AND SEE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO
CAME TO CELEBRATE YOU.
SO COME ON, LET'S TAKE A LAP.
COME ON.
OH, HERE WE GO.
COME ON.
YOUR GRANDPA, PRINCE CHARLES,
RIGHT?
SAY HELLO, DAD.
>> HELLO.
>> DO YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
TO YOUR FUTURE GRANDCHILD?
>> YES.
HELLO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELL SAID, DAD.
THE PEOPLE'S PRINCE.
ALL RIGHT.
WHO ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
OH, NO, THERE'S JAMES CORDEN.
HE'S BEEN AT A TEN SINCE HE GOT
HERE.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
DON'T LET HIM SEE THE CAMERA.
HE'LL BE ON US ALL NIGHT, ALL
RIGHT?
WE'RE GOING TO MEET MY BROTHER,
YOUR UNCLE WILLIAM.
NOW, I TOLD HIM IT WAS AN '80s
COSTUME PARTY.
HE BOUGHT IT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FREDDIE
MERCURY.
FREDDIE MERCURY.
YOU DID IT.
YOU BROUGHT A MIC STAND.
>> YES.
DON'T I LOOK A PRATT.
GOOD EVENING, MY BROTHER.
>> OH, HE'S MAD.
LUCKILY ANGER IS LIKE YOUR HAIR,
EASY COME --
>> EASY GO.
BRAVO.
>> SO YOU BROUGHT A GIFT THERE.
>> I DID, YES.
A HILARIOUS ONESIE.
"KEEP CALM AND CHANGE MY NAPPY".
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> WILLIAM, DARLING, TELL HIM
ABOUT THE OTHER GIFT.
>> ALSO WE BOUGHT THE BABY A
HOUSE.
>> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
>> I'LL GO GET THE KEYS.
HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
IT'S HUGE.
>> HERE SHE IS, YOUR AUNT KATE
MIDDLETON.
THE PAPERS KEEP SAYING SHE'S
FEUDING WITH YOUR MUM, BUT
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> NO, WE'RE NOT FEUDING.
WHY?
WHY WOULD WE?
BECAUSE I FOLLOW ALL THE STRICT
RULES AND SHE DOESN'T, AND
PEOPLE LOVE HER FOR IT?
I LOVE THAT.
EXCUSE ME.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LOOK WHO IT IS FRESH OFF BEING
DEPORTED FROM THE U.S., 21
SAVAGE.
HOW DIFFERENT IS ENGLAND FROM
ATLANTA, MATE?
>> A LOT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
STILL PRETTY COOL, THOUGH,
RIGHT?
>> NAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
IT WILL GROW ON YOU, MATE.
OH, JAMES CORDEN, JAMES CORDEN.
DUCK, DUCK.
>> OH, I SAW A CAMERA SOMEWHERE.
>> PICKED UP THE SCENT.
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S ONE OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS,
EXCELLENT.
MS. TINSLEY GRANGER GASH.
HI.
YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO MY
FUTURE CHILD?
>> HELLO, LITTLE BABY.
HELLO LITTLE TINY BABY.
>> A LITTLE CLOSE, TINS.
>> YOUR DAD BROKE UP WITH ME ON
WHATSAPP.
>> OKAY.
SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, TINS?
>> SPLENDID, HARRY.
SPLENDID.
I'M SO BUSY AND HAPPY.
I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T MAKE IT,
HARRY.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A DUCHESS AND
LIVE IN A HUGE HOUSE FOR FREE.
HI, LITTLE BABY.
>> MAYBE EASE OFF THE CHAMPAGNE
A LITTLE BIT THERE.
>> KISS ME ON THE MOUTH, HARRY.
I'M JOKING.
DO IT, THOUGH.
I'M JOKING.
I'M DATING SOMEONE ANYWAY.
HE WAS IN "HARRY POTTER."
>> OH, WHO DID HE PLAY?
>> HAGRID.
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> HAGRID.
>> OH, HAGRID, AMAZING.
FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU.
>> BYE LITTLE BABY.
>> STOP TALKING TO MY FUTURE
CHILD.
BEATLE ALERT, RINGO STAR.
I KIND OF WISH IT WAS PAUL, BUT
ANYWAY, LET'S KEEP MOVING.
LOOKING FOR JAMES CORDEN.
DO NOT SEE HIM, SO COME ON.
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HARRY, MY MAN.
HOW IS IT GOING TO NICE TO
TIMELY MEET YOU.
I'M CHARLIE.
I'M A FRIEND OF MEGHAN'S MOM.
>> ANYTHING TO SAY TO MY FUTURE
CHILD?
>> OH, SURE, SURE.
HOW IS IT GOING THERE?
THERE'S A CHANCE THAT YOU'RE
GOING TO COME OUT WITH USUAL
MAMA'S SKIN ON THE BOTTOM AND
YOUR DADDY'S BRIGHT RED HAIR ON
THE TOP.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU MIGHT BE A BLACK GINGER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THAT'S AMAZING.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE A
UNICORN.
IT'S GOING TO BE YOU AND BLAKE
GRIFFIN.
ALL RIGHT.
STAY IN SCHOOL AND STUDY HARD.
ACTUALLY, THAT WON'T MATTER FOR
YOU.
YOU'RE RICH AND FAMOUS.
YOU ALREADY HIT THE LOTTERY.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, KID.
CHARLIE OUT.
>> THAT WAS FUN.
LET'S GO LOOK AT YOUR GIFTS.
LOOK AT ALL THESE GIFTS.
WE'RE GOING TO DONATE MOST OF
THESE.
OH, I'M SORRY.
>> SORRY.
I'M MEGHAN'S COUSIN.
I NEEDED A BREATHER.
IT'S REAL BRITISH IN THERE.
THERE WAS A GUY WEARING A TUX
EATING A SANDWICH THAT WAS JUST
MAYONNAISE.
THAT'S MAXIMUM BRITISH.
>> IT IS, YEAH.
>> ANYWAY, I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR
HAIR.
>> YEAH, IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO DONATE --
>> HELP ME.
>> OH, SOMEONE'S TRAPPED UNDER
THE GIFTS.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S GRANDMA.
GRANDMA, YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
AM I KING?
>> NO.
DAD, SHE'S FALLEN.
>> SHE'S FALLEN.
>> OH, WELL, GOOD.
>> GRANDMA, WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I WAS SNOOPING TRYING TO SEE
WHAT THE CLOONEYS GOT YOU WHEN
AN AVALANCHE OF BOXES HIT ME.
>> BE CAREFUL.
YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR
FUTURE GRANDCHILD?
>> WELL, HELLO.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
I ALREADY LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY
HEART.
>> OH, GRANDMA.
>> EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE HALF
AMERICAN, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
HALF TRAITOR.
>> OH, THANK YOU, GRAM.
ALL RIGHT.
LAST STOP ON THE TOUR, YOUR MOM
WAS TAKING A LITTLE NAP IN HERE,
SO LETS SEE IF SHE'S AWAKE.
MEGHAN,
