[APPLAUSE]
 Tom Hiddleston
is so [BLEEP] ugly.
Why is no one
acknowledging this?
 I don't really understand
how Anthony Mackie
got this far looking like
a bug with buck teeth,
but here we are.
 Scarlett Johansson
has the emotional
range of a [BLEEP] celery.
I hate white people.
All of us?
 Why do so many people have
a crush on Sebastian Stan?
He looks like a potato.
 Winston Duke broad as hell
up top with crackhead legs.
Damn.
 Elizabeth Olsen has
weird [BLEEP] thumbs.
It's true.
I do.
I have weird thumbs.
 Don Cheadle look like
a mix between a beetle--
that rhymes-- a
muskrat, and a roach.
That's just [BLEEP] up.
 From @wehatedbatista.
Follow this page if
you hate Dave Bautista.
He's ugly, a complete joke,
non talented, and he sucks.
Wow.
 Benedict Cumberbatch
always looks
like he's had an allergic
reaction to bad shrimp.
 I bet Tom Holland is
one of those whities
who claps when the plane lands.
 Also while I'm comparing
old men to reptiles,
ever notice that
Samuel L Jackson
looks like a snapping turtle?
 If a girl girl wants to
[BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances
are she'll [BLEEP] you, too.
Hashtag Paul Rudd is [BLEEP].
 Karen Gillan, once again,
allow me to ask you who
the [BLEEP] you think you are?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm going to just
have to Google myself.
 And this one is very
simple and to the point.
Paul Bettany-- what a [BLEEP].
 How did the
coolest, blackest dude
in the galaxy end up
with some whitebread-ass
name like Chadwick?
 If I said it once,
I said it 600 times--
Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP].
 Perhaps Chris Evans is
in truth a great actor,
but he plays Captain
America like's he's a big,
dumb hunk of [BLEEP].
 Wow, I don't--
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