in fact a shield just came up
more signal from the spacecraft
now before you grab your gaffi sticks
and drive me into the Tatooine
wastelands to be eaten by the Sarlacc
let me explain how I came to this
conclusion first the obvious the sword
and the shield how hard can it hit and
how hard can it get hit the Star
Destroyer has kind of odd design need to
think about it for a spacecraft it has a
total of five sides but most of the
blasters are on the top two sides so if
the enterprise is high and above it it
can actually fire 80% of its weapons but
if it gets down closer and takes on that
blind spot that goes down to 40% if it
gets below it and uses the blind spot
that goes down to 5%
if the enterprise manages to get behind
it that efficiency goes to 0 there are
no rear-facing weapons on the Star
Destroyer whereas the enterprise has
omnidirectional weapons both the
torpedoes and the phasers can go
anywhere and they have computer
targeting also what is the power of
those weapons the Star Destroyer has
some real problems here even when it
does actually manage to hit something
which is rare the damage isn't that bad
for reference to this watch episode 5
the Empire Strikes Back
on multiple occasions the more liam
Falcon is hit almost the exact same
place and is damaged but not destroyed
where the enterprise has been shown to
vaporize mountains from orbit then there
are shields this was really easy to
figure out the shield's on the
enterprise are great and the shield's on
the Star Destroyer sucked want proof
watch Empire again where they enter an
asteroid field and watch them to speak
instantaneously smashed to pieces by
slow-moving space rocks plus the
maneuverability of the Star Destroyer is
just a joke if you want proof of this
again watch Empire Strikes Back where
despite having literally an infinite
amount of space to work with two of them
accidentally smash into each other
what were the pilots texting I don't I
never related in the shop but it
happened now if you're still watching I
have more Diagnostics the enterprise is
functionally a Science Vessel they would
be able to scan the Star Destroyer find
out its weaknesses the Star Destroyer
does have not diagnostic tools and
scanners but they're not nearly as
precise because they don't need to be
then finally and lastly tactics in one
respect the Star Destroyer does actually
have an advantage here the enterprise
would approach with caution but the Star
Destroyer would attack first after that
the advantage goes back to the
enterprise because nobody can do tactics
better the Captain Kirk come on just ask
the coin seriously in the end I was
actually able to think of four different
ways that the enterprise could actually
take this fight but I couldn't think of
any way that the starters drawer could
come out on top so that's really it
I await all your abusive messages and
I'll see you in hell
