Like, I've met so many vegans, recently. There's so many vegans, and I-- I've met them.
And-- and I know  that they are vegans...
because they always tell me.
Uh..
I don't know why, like, I-- I myself, I eat lots of sausages,
but I never mention that to anybody.
Like NEVER. I keep that shit to
myself!
I've never, when I meet a new person, like, "Hey I"m Ismo, nice to meet you,
and I eat a lot of sausages."
It's-- it's--
No, I just-- I-- I-- I never say a word,
but uh,
but vegans, so often say, quite quickly, that they are vegan,
and I love them. They are great, 'cause sometimes, I play this small practical joke.
If somebody says that they are vegan, I go-- I go then,
"Oh great! Me too!"
And it's nice. Then we bond.
Then we talk about being a vegan. It's really great.
And then we go eat...
and I order sausages.
And then the vegan is like, "What the f*ck?!"
"You said you are a vegan, now you're ordering sausages. What is this?"
And then I say that, "Yes, I am a vegan, but it's just one sausage."
"I'm sure not one sausage will kill me. It's uh-- It's-- It's--
Just sometimes I end up hav-- Well actually almost every day, I end up having a couple of sausages."
And then the vegan becomes angry, like,
"What the f--- You can't say that you are a vegan, then!"
"Well, I still say it."
"Because previously, when we talked, you said that being a vegan is your PERSONAL thing.
It's just your personal choice,
and anybody else, can do WHATEVER they want."
"Well,
this is what I want!"
"My personal thing, is to bullsh*t people, about being a vegan!"
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