minichota: poggers
diamondsking1: Hello
metehankaygsz2003: Hi :)
GuavaGuy2693: Minecraft > cyber security
am_m79: :D
alluxua: Bro
brickingit1: I already follow you :D
KrakkenTM: new house?
theslapshot149: wassup!
indokathan: Yoooooooo
le0n_: yooo
quelsarprime: yo Geo
lolfulloftrolls: gi
lolfulloftrolls: hi
dorkmo: sleep canbelled
PhoenixLuffy: MINERAFT
indokathan: Yoyoooooooo
PhoenixLuffy: make a server!
PhoenixLuffy: ill join
networkexception: play.purevanilla.es
PhoenixLuffy: :(
roble_wiz: okay I need to learn this.
diamondsking1: aternos
alfyfav: Waddup bro
valeu_doamne: mad lad
ProfessorMagikarp0: PogChamp
le0n_: im lowkey playin minecrraft rn too
diamondsking1: use aternos servers
PhoenixLuffy: bro c'mon
alfyfav: Greetings from mexico
PhoenixLuffy: it'll be LIT
indokathan: Mineeeeeecrafttttttttttt
alienware997: Greetings from my Vacation in Italy. Could you build Rome in Minecraft?
PhoenixLuffy: if ur trying to become an influencer, start a minecraft youtube channel.
Santiago_LHC: HYPED
PhoenixLuffy: easiest way to 1mil
toolegit2quit_: @georgehotz ok, how much have you played minecraft ?
roble_wiz: Twtichverse
brickingit1: What’s your fave part of MC?
diamondsking1: autism
devm0d: How’s living in the cloud treating you?
roble_wiz: twitchverse
dorkmo: the simulation
le0n_: ez
le0n_: yteah
PhoenixLuffy: SURVIVAL
devm0d: The cloud
le0n_: the simulation
quelsarprime: Geo Pri.e
toolegit2quit_: The cloud
brickingit1: call it Comma ai
toolegit2quit_: Obviously
alfyfav: Geohot redstone engineer
lolfulloftrolls: call it twitchies
ProfessorMagikarp0: LUL
PhoenixLuffy: lmfao
roble_wiz: me neither but I think diamonds are important
Not_Alex_Archer: gotta dig
metehankaygsz2003: DAESuppy
Srkinko: increase FOV
brickingit1: PuNcH TrEeS
dmdadc: you have to build a giant meatball
KrakkenTM: that shit lags
diamondsking1: yeah
dogeillionaire: implement linear regression using redstone
alluxua: Geo, can you sing some song?
brickingit1: The Lag on Mc is unreal
Erichmoraga: No lag.
devm0d: I’d rather watch you make music
hintz3y: Change the OBS to a game capture
lolfulloftrolls: no
PhoenixLuffy: try playing on windowed mode
PhoenixLuffy: not full screen
mcnbc12: hit f3 in minecraft to se fps
lolfulloftrolls: looks good to me
Not_Alex_Archer: why mc
brickingit1: The streams not lagging it’s the game it’s self
Billybofilly: We playing Minecraft!!!?
devm0d: How’s dating in San Diego?
PhoenixLuffy: ETTER
mcnbc12: great
PhoenixLuffy: better
ilikepineapplezz: ye
roble_wiz: fine for me
KrakkenTM: @georgehotz u saw the new windows terminal?
birrdd: ratirlSmile minecraft
toolegit2quit_: Yeee
Srkinko: MAX FOV MAX FOV MAX FOV
Not_Alex_Archer: what inspired mc
brickingit1: Yeah that’s normal now
FartKnockGomez: You've got mail amiloSubs amiloAol amiloMail
dorkmo: george is secretly verg good at minecraft
itsxaos: nice place
birrdd: ratirlClassy
itsxaos: IRL
execrationtv: @georgehotz good day man! are you still in Japan?
codevisionary: I've never played minecraft before but I'm learning from you, George.
ilikepineapplezz: those r squid
Michaeltth: LUL
dmdadc: is this a simulation?
roble_wiz: you should hack my son's minecraft server and loot his stuff for me when he gets out of line
ProfessorMagikarp0: we giving out suggestions or is that too much backseating?
toolegit2quit_: @georgehotz have you been watching pewdiepie?
HexaField: why is your windows not debotnetted
ImaLegend1: :O
brickingit1: George is secretly herobrine
devm0d: Download fortnite
Not_Alex_Archer: you can run
HexaField: Cortana is listening
aPosterior: life?
Billybofilly: George can u spit some sick bars rn
samosasauce8: SLEEP IN THE NETHER
perfectjustlikeme: They have a full on Game of Thrones Minecraft server you can play. Some seriously bored people modeled the entire world.
birrdd: ratirlWontsay
brickingit1: That rap for Sony was Litt as f
monaliso: wait what
eax_ebx: Наконец-то попал на лайв.
itsxaos: @georgehotz Where did you learn to play minecraft Kappa
brickingit1: Pewds got merried
ilikepineapplezz: get the sugar cane
diamondsking1: u probably want to build a crafting table
minichota: why does he want to break grass so bad?
PhoenixLuffy: george. use /tp to teleport around
HexaField: hey can George can you make my pedal bike drive itself?
Not_Alex_Archer: no, there are tons of biomes
Protoxus: Do some redstone
FartKnockGomez: What is da wecommended amount of deditated wam to has da minecraft server?
devm0d: Let’s do mtv cribs on the house
ProfessorMagikarp0: monkaS
FartKnockGomez: LUL
toolegit2quit_: > this game’s popularity; didn’t they sell more than 110 million copies ?
brickingit1: Just me who’s inner 12yo fan girl comes out when watching George’s stream
oD_C: @georgehotz vim or emacs?
oD_C: hahah
monaliso: self driving pigs
HexaField: please fuck my wife
Not_Alex_Archer: why minecraft
acheesedanish00: acheesedanish00 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
FartKnockGomez: pigfucker
noctrnalmachine: you ever dabble in Minecraft modding?
PhoenixLuffy: george. you need to get cobblestone
HexaField: sex mod when
quelsarprime: install optifine and some shaders
IsaacRamsay: @georgehotz i regularly check stack overflow to correct beginners, i can be a mod Kappa
PhoenixLuffy: install shaders!!!
PhoenixLuffy: it'll make your game beautiful
brickingit1: He’ll probably jailbreak MC like a boss
Billybofilly: Do u guys ever think real life is a Minecraft server and someone is playing us
noctrnalmachine: noctrnalmachine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
papagunit: papagunit subscribed with Twitch Prime.
FartKnockGomez: install enb and sweet fx 4Head
itsxaos: you have to make them lol
simplychaff: 3D printed Heeleys when?
PhoenixLuffy: (especially of a time or place) like an idyll; extremely happy, peaceful, or picturesque.
Not_Alex_Archer: you can just dig down
noctrnalmachine: screen is black for me
ProfessorMagikarp0: u need a dank bachelor pad in the mountains imo
r1c1c: george, you should created a minecraft server and invite only subscribers. that way ill subscribe immediately
perfectjustlikeme: George said a lot about living in a simulation on a recent podcast I saw him in.
ilikepineapplezz: attac wolf
PhoenixLuffy: i agree @r1c1c
Protoxus: Ever seen SciCraft? It's what happens when a bunch of engineers, physicists and programmers make a server together.
PhoenixLuffy: make a server and make it only for subs
itsxaos: do NOT hit the dog
noctrnalmachine: anyone else only seeing black screen?
brickingit1: @georgehotz you should try MineCraft VR !!!
Billybofilly: Just u
ivanovcrimea: Minetest better!
noctrnalmachine: fuck, okay ill restart twitch client
samosasauce8: the game audio is a little bit delayed
PhoenixLuffy: george u need to find a cave
r1c1c: george start a mc server and invite only subs
elnardu: You need to go deeper
itsxaos: yes it sounds like the game audio is coming through the speakers into the mic
ilikepineapplezz: make axe
NewManSD: D:
mcnbc12: ruo
ProfessorMagikarp0: D: run doggo
PhoenixLuffy: LOL
gamedev1909: he dead
diamondsking1: is fine
Srkinko: rip
diamondsking1: rip
dorkmo: so dead
itsxaos: i told you to not hit the dog LUL
drparse: hahah
noctrnalmachine: lol yeah thats why gamers use headphones
FartKnockGomez: FrankerZ
Michaeltth: fk em up doggos
noclip32: LUL
NewManSD: @PETA D:
ilikepineapplezz: double tap w
ilikepineapplezz: to run
monaliso: craft a self driving car and run from wolfies
perfectjustlikeme: It’s a woof!
drparse: a man's best friend
PhoenixLuffy: DOUBLE TAP W
sDeRs122: are u hacking minecraft aswell ?
mcnbc12: ctrl to spring
mcnbc12: sprint
Srkinko: press ctrl to sprint
perfectjustlikeme: Jump in the water!
brickingit1: Alt   F4 to sprint XD
sDeRs122: with ctrl under water you swim
roble_wiz: go to a cave for you r house and start minging from there
ilikepineapplezz: find cave
FartKnockGomez: deditated wam
itsxaos: you go fastest if you jump while sprinting
haircutjimmy: good to see you playing MC!
itsxaos: but you use more food
Protoxus: @itsxaos is telling the truth
diamondsking1: delete SYSTEM32 tk s
diamondsking1: to sprint
FartKnockGomez: cool graphics bro
sDeRs122: kill sheeps to avoid night time by making a bed
brickingit1: You need a pet and become best friends w it
roble_wiz: in the mountains silly head
elnardu: start digging
noctrnalmachine: just to save yourself time, i would watch youtube minecraft primer videos....minecraft is a marathon....youll thank me later i promise
ProfessorMagikarp0: what are the good minecraft shaders and texture packs chat?
imaginenation: bro you need to play minecraft on RTX
elnardu: @professormagikarp0 seus
Gaboik: minrcraft rtx
diamondsking1: build a house for the night
ilikepineapplezz: 1 more wool for bed
itsxaos: the night is 10 minutes so you better find something to do
ilikepineapplezz: 2 more
Michaeltth: LUL
brickingit1: 9mods and I’ve only seen 1 O.o
monaliso: wuts the point of shading/texturing minecraft, its all just voxels
mik3xx: Hi George! big fan
treestompztv: Looks like a SF apartment
itsxaos: you can make charcoal in the oven
Protoxus: Protoxus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months! Do some redstone logic gates
haircutjimmy: 10 mins of waiting coming up...
noctrnalmachine: hes screwed....without proper lighting momsters are goong to spawn like crazy
diamondsking1: build a mine-house
drparse: make a bed
perfectjustlikeme: Lol sf apartment
elnardu: PunchTrees PunchTrees PunchTrees
diamondsking1: create torches
lossfunction: make charcoal
haircutjimmy: coal or bed needed urgently
mcnbc12: smelt logs into charcoal
itsxaos: make charcoal by putting wood in the oven
noctrnalmachine: lesson 1: NEVER have all your goods on you....you die = you drop EVERYTHING ...best not to work up a good inventory and a zombie kill you amd you have yo start all over
Protoxus: `/give georgehotz bed 1
mik3xx: VIDEO SETTINGS. BRIGHTNESS 100%
Protoxus: problem solved
Protoxus: ^
treestompztv: LUL
Nubadoxd: So smart people also play stupid games ashlolThumbsup
noctrnalmachine: lol
dorkmo: floating geohot head
ilikepineapplezz: yea charcoal
Srkinko: flintcoal
itsxaos: yes we told you like 40 times
noctrnalmachine: TheThing
edoin21: cook the log in furnace
Protoxus: You can make charcoaæ by burning wood
Nubadoxd: windowed mode brah ResidentSleeper
Protoxus: charcoal*
ilikepineapplezz: make furnace
poad42: Most coding streams
noctrnalmachine: burning your wood gives you charcoal
mik3xx: press esc. video settings brightness
ilikepineapplezz: cobblestone ring
itsxaos: make charcoal NotLikeThis
Nubadoxd: We can't see anything brah ashlolNotLikeThis
noctrnalmachine: lol chat was right...10 minutes of darkness
lossfunction: beds are a crutch just dont die
itsxaos: PogChamp
noctrnalmachine: lol @lossfunction youre funny
Protoxus: Just keep mcwiki open at all times. it's like the Stack overflow for Minecraft players
Nubadoxd: he also doesn't read comments ashlolNotLikeThis
noctrnalmachine: put torches ever 3-3.5 spaces or monsters can spawn
Protoxus: @nubadoxd I think he just doesn't give a shit about our input LUL
drparse: make an axe
noctrnalmachine: yeah i get same feeling
ilikepineapplezz: make furnace
ilikepineapplezz: sugar is for paper
Nubadoxd: @protoxus it's so we only see that sexy goatee Keepo
Nubadoxd: What WutFace
TheDkbay: @georgehotz You should make some plugins or mods for this that'd be rad
Nubadoxd: you also eat pure sugar irl?
itsxaos: cook food
ilikepineapplezz: use coal to cook
tundratortoise: use redstone to create an autonomous cart
noctrnalmachine: put wood into furnace
Michaeltth: cook raw food for more calories
Protoxus: Put furnace down. Coal bottom. cool stuff in top
mik3xx: U can give sugar to horses to tame then
TheDkbay: You can't do much with sugar right now
haircutjimmy: aw, newb
TheDkbay: but you can make paper with sugarcane
lossfunction: PogChamp
ScrubLifeChoseMe: waif
ScrubLifeChoseMe: waitttt
ProfessorMagikarp0: LUL
lasercatboss: I dont think redstone machine learning is a thing yet
mik3xx: 1 coal burns 8 items or ore
lossfunction: it's like having another jvm in your jvm
Nubadoxd: LUL the joy of mining your first Iron in minecraft
Protoxus: @lasercatboss Hopefully soon :^)
gznn: dude ghot in Minecraft, i must be very high
TheDkbay: @georgehotz 1 coal will melt 8 items
ilikepineapplezz: shift click
Nubadoxd: @gznn you might be high, buts he's actually doing it panicBasket
mcnbc12: shift click
haircutjimmy: shift
itsxaos: you should make a farm
noctrnalmachine: you know you can jist double click items
Protoxus: Make iron pickaxe, go to layer Y10 (Press F3 to see coordinates), get diamonds, win the game
Nubadoxd: Fast in vanilla minecraft LUL
Protoxus: ez
ilikepineapplezz: put ur food in furnace
noctrnalmachine: yup food in furnace
itsxaos: he ate it already
Protoxus: @nubadoxd Well, have you seen SciCraft?
ruben1124141: What other games do you recommend for relaxing ?
mcnbc12: @ruben1124141 factorio
itsxaos: is it actually or are you just under the tree?
tundratortoise: @ruben1124141 I find starcraft 2 relaxing but I may be weird
Nubadoxd: @georgehotz put raw meat in the furnace, it makes it better... fills the hunger bar more and it stays full for longer..
mik3xx: Make a SHIELD!!
noctrnalmachine: earlier he told mods to band anyone who talks about non minecraft stuff....fyi
tundratortoise: ah fuck
Zopars: LUL
ruben1124141: @tundratortoise thx
drparse: kill a sheep to get wool
Protoxus: A shield is OP, agreed
mik3xx: Make a SHIELD
Michaeltth: LUL
Nubadoxd: @georgehotz you can't cook raw sugar FailFish
gznn: @Nubadoxd can't be possible
Nubadoxd: LUL he's in Florida guys
haircutjimmy: what difficulty?
Nubadoxd: @protoxus what is Scicraft?
edoin21: make a farm
itsxaos: make a hoe and plant wheat for food
mik3xx: make shield
noctrnalmachine: opens up twitch, sees geohot, thimks "oh cool time to watch programming stuff maybe learn something" ... sees mimecraft in title "oh...okay, i guess"
Nubadoxd: windowed mode, really @georgehotz windowed mode... change it... now ashlolG
dorkmo: dont kill innocent animals
lasercatboss: this is not what i signed up for wtf
Kreunt: you can use f3 to see your coords
Protoxus: @nubadoxd It's a vanilla server by basics engineers and programmers. They got insane automatic redstone. They made a fully automatic "world eater" that stores the items - 720 blocks wide. And they disabled mobs and made a bed that keeps it day for 72 hours... In vanilla
Nubadoxd: @dorkmo what if they have committed a crime? ashlolThinking
gznn: @georgehotz watch out for the slenderman
roble_wiz: Noctrnalmachine ... so true
ProfessorMagikarp0: u can fence them in and breed them for food and wool right?
mik3xx: Remember ur coordinates Press F3
Nubadoxd: @protoxus that sounds... like a lot of work ResidentSleeper
sir_gg: Epic Gamer
Nubadoxd: Sex the pigs TheThing
StopitDonk: minecraft is better with shaders
ilikepineapplezz: u can make bed!
Protoxus: @nubadoxd It's been an ongoing project for a couple of years. They're insane.
itsxaos: you get 1 wool for kill or up to 3 for shearing
ProfessorMagikarp0: i think u need to build sheers
lasercatboss: no if you kill them you have to deal with the moral consqeuences
Protoxus: Sheers = 2 diagonal pieces of iron. Right click on sheep for wool
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at the crosshair that's the cooldown thing
Nubadoxd: @protoxus gonna check it out, did you see the one captain sparkles did on the phone map, that actually makes calls?
drparse: don't get lost
portitforward: chicken is enemy
Nubadoxd: @protoxus or the Pokémon one Pog
ilikepineapplezz: yes
edoin21: cook em
itsxaos: cook it!!!!!
Nubadoxd: yes
leadtip: Soy chickens
StopitDonk: cooking gives more energy
Nubadoxd: sex it TheThing
itsxaos: eating raw is waste
lasercatboss: meat is murder
Protoxus: @nubadoxd Yeah, it made it as a Guinness record as well. Someone also made a Xbox Kinect sculpt your face real-time
StopitDonk: eat mor chikin
portitforward: meat is only muder if its human
Protoxus: But seriously George, I think you'd really enjoy redstone
Nubadoxd: @protoxus and the 16 bit computer that actually works..
mik3xx: put FOOD in FURNACE
ilikepineapplezz: make a flint and steel
thuganalyst: Have you seen minecraft with shaders? 😂
StopitDonk: ^
Nubadoxd: @protoxus the things you can do with a couple of blocks and Java man FeelsGoodMan
Nubadoxd: yes
itsxaos: yes you can
Protoxus: @nubadoxd Yeah, but redstone computers are pretty old at this point. I think the first calculator was made like 7-8 years ago
gznn: the real george never sleep dude what
itsxaos: there is a search function
mik3xx: FOOD --> FURNACE
Nubadoxd: @protoxus yeah but still... I can't make a 16 bit computer irl..
itsxaos: you can punch the fire to extinguish it
Protoxus: @nubadoxd I think someone made a computer with a screen, working with pistons, that could load up Google or something
Nubadoxd: FeelsBadMan
dorkmo: secret sex dungen = fire room
itsxaos: no
ilikepineapplezz: q
ilikepineapplezz: to drop
lasercatboss: i was really hoping for sick redstone when i turned it on, but considering how happy he got at the flint n steel its gonna take a bit
gznn: LMAO
StopitDonk: put food in furnace with coal
itsxaos: you will just burn it lol
Nubadoxd: LUL
ProcrastinatingGamer_: lmai
Protoxus: @nubadoxd I know - when uber-nerds use Minecraft it gets fucking epic
mik3xx: NO
edoin21: NOO
itsxaos: LUL
drparse: NotLikeThis
CondomsWontFit: LUL
gamedev1909: lol wot
ProfessorMagikarp0: LUL
julien9877: Jebaited
itsxaos: STOP
thuganalyst: damn u really trolled him
mik3xx: aano
gznn: LOL
ProcrastinatingGamer_: you cook it in the furnace
ssh4422: hahha
Protoxus: Cook it in furnace
lasercatboss: gg
ProcrastinatingGamer_: the same way you get iron ingots
edoin21: LMAO
itsxaos: WHY
edoin21: NO
treestompztv: LUL
Nubadoxd: Nice one
gznn: dude the best day of my life
itsxaos: NotLikeThis
mik3xx: FOOD-> FURNACE
StopitDonk: RIP georgehotz
gamedev1909: rip
theGeekPirate: Dropping all of your meat there was really a large jump of faith
Nubadoxd: Rip food
ProfessorMagikarp0: PrideWingL Jebaited PrideWingR
treestompztv: NotLikeThis
itsxaos: WE TOLD YOU NO
gerntt: OMGEALUL
Nubadoxd: F's in the chat for the food
mik3xx: FOOD GOES INTO FURNACE
leadtip: PogChamp
Protoxus: Use mcwiki, dude
Nubadoxd: F
treestompztv: xqcM
julien9877: @georgehotz BURN THE TREES xqcM
gamedev1909: this is just sad
Nubadoxd: ew it squirted
StopitDonk: yes you get Calamari from Squid
StopitDonk: LUL
thuganalyst: install shaders and make minecraft photorealistic
Nubadoxd: @georgehotz you have to put the food in the furnace and cook it brah 3Head
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar
directrix13: Are you on a realm?
gznn: D:
SpaceGhost8: D:
gznn: why
ssh4422: D:
lasercatboss: so somebody trolled him and he set the world on fire
itsxaos: grass doesnt burn the forest does
Haffa: gbuttFINE
lasercatboss: dont troll him IRL
Nubadoxd: stop it can actually create a fire LUL
ilikepineapplezz: right click
ProfessorMagikarp0: smokey the bear is gonna come tackle u monkaS
Nubadoxd: right click
theGeekPirate: You need a saddle
Nubadoxd: Sex it TheThing
theGeekPirate: And to tame it iirc
roble_wiz: autonomous vehicle
StopitDonk: RIP horse
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar ....
gznn: yes you can drive, hack the horse
julien9877: @georgehotz set the forest on fire xqcM
portitforward: horse meat is the best protein
lasercatboss: @georgehotz make an autonomous horse
mik3xx: omg look at my comment
directrix13: make an autonomous minecart using red stone
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar
Nubadoxd: @georgehotz put the raw meat in the furnace and cook it brah NotLikeThis
byzzon_: You will hit more if you wait untill the sword under your crosshair is fully loaded
itsxaos: inb4 wont find it
Suspecthz: Where are you !?
julien9877: @georgehotz Neural Network using redstone PogChamp
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshai.r bar
Kreunt: dont worry guys he'll have self driving mine carts in no time
roble_wiz: I was thnking that would be a good signal when an automous vehicle needs user intervention. (Make the car make noises like it's a scared dog or horse.)
r1c1c: dont run your hunger decreases faster
Protoxus: @julien9877 Or command blocks
theGeekPirate: Use anything without durability
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar
julien9877: @Protoxus boring
ilikepineapplezz: cook food first
directrix13: you should make an axe and a shovel
lasercatboss: burn the trees to get wood for more efficient cooking in the furnace
theGeekPirate: To be fair, a fire pit is great for throwing in items you don't want
Nubadoxd: it's not hard you just suck Kappa
drparse: put the food in the furnace
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair ba.r
ilikepineapplezz: furnace!!!!!
itsxaos: no just use the damn furnace lol
edoin21: you can put it in the furnace
thuganalyst: u gotta use the furnace
Nubadoxd: You have a furnace FailFish
thuganalyst: coal   food
directrix13: is this Java edition?
mik3xx: FOOD TO FURNACE
Nubadoxd: FURNACE
haircutjimmy: food goes in the furnace @georgehotz
Protoxus: @directrix13 Yeah, think so
itsxaos: yes
mik3xx: FOOD GOES TO FURNACE
directrix13: campfire > furnace for food
julien9877: LUL
gznn: LMAO
ProfessorMagikarp0: lil peep minecraft playlist when? Kappa
vovnsons: squadHmm
Protoxus: jgrGun
Nubadoxd: ashlolG
ilikepineapplezz: saddle
julien9877: boots
thuganalyst: sadden and then ride horse
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar
lasercatboss: im unsure whether to subscribe or unfollow tbh
thuganalyst: horses in the back
CondomsWontFit: go explore the mine
directrix13: @georgehotz make shovel and axe
Nubadoxd: I still can't believe that after 11 years, you still use mineral coal to cook food in the furnace ashlolNotLikeThis
Protoxus: Coal bottom, meat top. How to furnace
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair ba..r
Suspecthz: Do you ever forget coding ?
ilikepineapplezz: u can light the nether portal later with it
thuganalyst: what's wrong with using coal too cook
itsxaos: you need water for farming
haircutjimmy: gotta get to work...
ilikepineapplezz: u need a bucket to get water
itsxaos: thats not gonna work you need water nearby
ilikepineapplezz: 3 iron
lasercatboss: guys maybe this is an autonomous copy of him not smart enough for coding, so its playing minecraft
Nubadoxd: @thuganalyst nothing... if you're using charcoal, just never use mineral coal to cook food irl... like never ashlolNotLikeThis
sliderspy: hi
itsxaos: probably
Protoxus: 3 iron in a V shape, ez
mik3xx: U NEED WATER. 1 WATERBLOCK TURNS 4 DIRT TO SOIL
r1c1c: dig a river
r1c1c: a small river
itsxaos: it should be on the same level as the water
itsxaos: so its good
itsxaos: 4 blocks from the water
r1c1c: yep
itsxaos: yes
treestompztv: The dirt will change color indicating saturation
Nubadoxd: It has to bee within 4 blocks from the water ashlolCheer
Protoxus: You can go 3 blocks out from the water before it gets try.
itsxaos: maximum 4 blocks
Nubadoxd: He's learning
directrix13: @georgehotz you can build a giant single column tower and just jump off the top into the water
Protoxus: Oh right, 4
Nubadoxd: chat he's learning
sliderspy: you should try modding minecraft, it real fun
ProfessorMagikarp0: irrigation strats PogChamp
mik3xx: theres a cooldown on hitting. look at crosshair bar
ilikepineapplezz: don't step on them
Protoxus: @nubadoxd Too slowly. GOTTA LEARN FASTER
Nubadoxd: @protoxus he's... special
Protoxus: @nubadoxd LUL
lasercatboss: the lack of symmetry in all the things he does is infuriating
itsxaos: yes
gznn: @georgehotz yo watch out with the slenderman you can't see his eyes
sutures_md: Really liked your talk about life and simulations @georgehotz
djcows: Place torches around them so they grow in the dark too
treestompztv: Yes :)
ruben1124141: at least he knows programming
Protoxus: ^
Nubadoxd: your house looks... beautiful George... absolutely gorgeous ashlolO
magician2378: was the steak better than your 4th of july burtger?
mik3xx: make SHIELD
directrix13: I am enraged now
nearlyluck: u gonna play wow classic?
itsxaos: its perfect BibleThump
mik3xx: MAKW SHIELD
djcows: You can click and drag to draw with blocks in the crafting screen
treestompztv: PogChamp
itsxaos: the still water blocks are the source actually
thuganalyst: animal abuse
mik3xx: make a SHIELD
Nubadoxd: Good question, there's a book that says that first there was only water... and then there was light. ..
Nubadoxd: I think they made a movie after
Nubadoxd: with Patrick Stewart
gjoldenever: I didnt know if Gehot plays games...
Nubadoxd: but where did the water come from?
ilikepineapplezz: torches r expendable
mik3xx: make a SHIELD bro
Protoxus: @gjoldenever Life is a game
itsxaos: pretty sure punching grass with the pickaxe makes it break faster
Protoxus: Consider a shield for epic PvE combat
directrix13: I'm offended that your farm isn't shaped like a mandlebrot fractal
lasercatboss: agree
Nubadoxd: Throw away all of this garbage you have on you LUL
ivanjelly0313: hi geo, will you come to Taiwan?
Nubadoxd: That's a whole lot of coal
Nubadoxd: PogU
mik3xx: remember ur home CORDINATES. press f3
Nubadoxd: Iron as well?
itsxaos: mik3xx he has a bed it should be fine
directrix13: @mik3xx that's cheating
ilikepineapplezz: xd
itsxaos: F3 is fine actually
snitchingrat: f3 isnt cheating
thuganalyst: get a horse
ilikepineapplezz: shift to prevent falling
dorkmo: alt f4 is fine
directrix13: f3 pretty much brings up a bunch of debug variables
mlejva: Get yourself a pig
thuganalyst: or ride a pig
Viper4060: Samsung pissed me off on my galaxy s7, locked bootloader with no way to unlock it, had to buy a international phone to get a unlocked bootloader
Protoxus: Ride a pig with a carrot on a stick.
Nubadoxd: @georgehotz when you see an enderman, you have to look straight into their eyes, cause if you don't they aggro on you.. remember that, look at their eyes ashlolThumbsup
mik3xx: @itsxaos u have to die to respawn at bed. he can remember cords to return safely
lasercatboss: @Protoxus now if that doesnt sound like a troll then i dont know
Protoxus: Playing Minecraft without wiki is kind of like coding without documentation
itsxaos: if you hold shift you can walk without falling off
gznn: @georgehotz hold the shift you don't fall
Protoxus: @lasercatboss He could just check the wiki jgrREE
lasercatboss: whats a wiki
ilikepineapplezz: shift to prevent falling
mik3xx: Trust me. Ban me if anything press f3
Protoxus: @lasercatboss Encyclopedia
mlejva: Let's build better 2020 in Minecraft
lasercatboss: waOOW
mlejva: hackz
itsxaos: -244 41
Nubadoxd: Windowed mode... TAKE IT OFF ashlolG
Protoxus: Go to layer 10 and get dem diamonds
Nubadoxd: make it full-screen... now ashlolG
1nc1s1on: WTF george playing MC? Am I outside the simulation?
mik3xx: ur X AND Z IS CORDINATWA
Protoxus: Y is vertical
thuganalyst: this is exactly what real life is like
lasercatboss: somebody tell him good looking homes outside of caves are possible
lasercatboss: or you can jsut go live in a cave IRL
Nubadoxd: @thuganalyst can I ride a pig with a carrot on a stick irl? Pog
itsxaos: you didnt make it
thuganalyst: probably
Protoxus: Btw, 8 cooked items per coal
lasercatboss: play minecraft in a cave for full immersion
mik3xx: X and Z is cordinates. Y is vertical level
ilikepineapplezz: r u on peacful difficulty
Nubadoxd: @thuganalyst hold my beer, got a pig to ride ashlolThumbsup
Nubadoxd: ashlolWater
thuganalyst: We must teach George the ways of riding pigs too
mlejva: You aren't a WoW fan? Everyone's playing classic WoW now..
s0prano22: @georgehotz hi
directrix13: they're boomdicks
ilikepineapplezz: need a bow
Nubadoxd: hold shift prevent falling
itsxaos: you need string to make a bow
mik3xx: remember the hit cooldown. look at crosshair for codlwn BAR
Nubadoxd: no
itsxaos: no the furnace is safe
gznn: no
itsxaos: if you have open fire or lave its a problem
lasercatboss: @georgehotz tame a creeper and ride him with a dynamite stick
Nubadoxd: ^
Nubadoxd: Do it
Suspecthz: F
dalant979: rip stairs
sliderspy: you should make armour
itsxaos: protip: they dont explode if you are around a corner
hue___jayniss: wtf minecrap has shields now
lasercatboss: honestly i was sure the shield thing is a troll
mik3xx: REMEMBER hit cooldown bar. pay attention 5o crosshair when attacking
Nubadoxd: when you see an enderman, remember to look it straight into its eyes, it'll aggro if you don't, and they hit hard @georgehotz
itsxaos: nubadoxd is lying LUL
Nubadoxd: shhh.....
hue___jayniss: itxaos is lying LUL
Nubadoxd: @itsxaos is lying
thuganalyst: everybody's lying tbh
lasercatboss: whats the truth anyway
thuganalyst: u just cooked a zombie
directrix13: zombies dying in the sunlight
itsxaos: its a zombie burning outside
CondomsWontFit: zombie outside
naryan5: aw man
thuganalyst: U gott alead them away from ur crib
Banakaigames: woah you even made your voice echo for cave ambience
naryan5: you can make a bow with sticks and string
Nubadoxd: LUL
mrmusicmaine: loving it
Nubadoxd: this is too funny
directrix13: How did the skeleton catch on fire?
itsxaos: sunlight
drparse: kill a cow and make burgers
yellowmikey: MINECRAFT STREAM? POG
Nubadoxd: @directrix13 he used the flint and steel Keepo
directrix13: I thought skeletons were fine with the sunlight
directrix13: oh
thuganalyst: Make some allbirds out that sheep
mrmusicmaine: Make another burger
snitchingrat: https://imgur.com/a/hL0KyLW
thuganalyst: get a horsey
Nubadoxd: yeah
lasercatboss: its literally a sheer and fire stream how fucking weird is that
ilikepineapplezz: go get diamonds
edoin21: find diamond
Nubadoxd: actually it does
naryan5: mine at y=11 to find diamonds on the XYZ line on your F3 screen
Banakaigames: wait till u discover redstone
yellowmikey: Video games cause violence
edoin21: make an iron armor
alluxua: Geo, sing a song
directrix13: You don't win until you build a full casino with Vegas odds
dec1mals: re up on wood georgie
mrmusicmaine: a portal !
onu4r: bruh let's build something wtf is this game
mik3xx: X and Z is cordinates Y is ur height LEVEL
ProfessorMagikarp0: build a tower max height then make it ur home then u win Kappa jk
snitchingrat: https://imgur.com/a/npHoEv6
ilikepineapplezz: stop using ur shears
dec1mals: and build a house
brisingr1031: @georgehotz this aint coding >>:((
Nubadoxd: @directrix13 correction then you'll never lose 5Hesd
Nubadoxd: 5Head
ilikepineapplezz: make armor
naryan5: open up F3 to see your X Y and Z
AKspirits: Wow this is the first time I was able to toon into a live stream
Banakaigames: ahh all this useless grass you collected lol
ilikepineapplezz: AMOR
inatreecrown: make a computer
naryan5: go down to Y = 11 to find diamonds
lasercatboss: maybe our instructions have the wrong format
admirablelive: @georgehotz Why are you not playing classic wow
yellowmikey: grass = 420
yellowmikey: build a trap house and sell grass
lasercatboss: def oven(food,coal): return food.cooked()
thuganalyst: grow some weed
mik3xx: IRON CHESTPLATE
alvahro: can u tear yourself a rib and create a partner?
Nubadoxd: go make the pigs sex
snitchingrat: @georgehotz these are the levels diamonds spawn at https://imgur.com/a/npHoEv6 you can see your level with f3
s0prano22: survival mode?
Nubadoxd: sex the pigs TheThing
thuganalyst: ^
Nubadoxd: @s0prano22 yes... on vanilla ResidentSleeper
mrmusicmaine: make a self driving car in Minecraft using red stone
edoin21: make an armor
mik3xx: IRON CHESTPLATE
Banakaigames: he dead
Nubadoxd: This guy can hack a car in less then 10 mins, but can't figure out how to play minecraft LUL
lasercatboss: @Nubadoxd dont judge it takes a 12 year old at least an hour
hue___jayniss: georg hots is a big dumb dumb
mik3xx: IRON ARMOR
directrix13: You should build a water elevator
Banakaigames: is this his first time playing
mik3xx: IRON ARMORRRRR
Nubadoxd: @lasercatboss so... is he like... 11 then?
jellyjar: color me confused
lasercatboss: yes
Nubadoxd: @lasercatboss 1:30 then?
dec1mals: host a server
Nubadoxd: !uptime
lasercatboss: @georgehotz its not linear, could be forever
lasercatboss: wrong @
Banakaigames: not unless your a cow
yellowmikey: I don’t think you can eat grass
snitchingrat: yo did nobody tell him grass is fucking useless and to just break it with his fists for seeds
yellowmikey: Wouldn’t be efficient
itsxaos: make a shovel king
naryan5: that is granite
s0prano22: @Nubadoxd hardcore mode?
thuganalyst: don't you have to be at a certain depth to find diamond?
Banakaigames: yeah that's granite even though granite doesn't look like that LUL
mik3xx: PRESS ESC. video settings. Brightness 100%
naryan5: yes turn your brightness up
snitchingrat: @thuganalyst https://imgur.com/a/npHoEv6 this is chance of diamond spawn at each depth
inatreecrown: Build a computer!
thuganalyst: @snitchingrat oh thats cool !
snitchingrat: diamonds spawn the most between layers 5-12
s0prano22: @georgehotz in the settings you can increase the brightness
mik3xx: press ESC. VIDEL SETTINGS to turn up BRIGHTNESS
hue___jayniss: tbh george needs to turn down the brightness
CaptCalifornia: CaptCalifornia subscribed at Tier 1.
CaptCalifornia: holy shit it's really you
thuganalyst: whole lotta secret staircases
sliderspy: you can eat rotten flesh
directrix13: probably going to come out underwater
the_awoken1: george, when r we going to build that level 5 AP. I wrote u, never heard back
alluxua: @georgehotz , hi , George, if I pay $10, would you sing a song as you did in the past?
CaptCalifornia: 🙏
mik3xx: press. ESC. VIDEO SETT. turn BRIGHTNESS to 100%
directrix13: Hitler?
CaptCalifornia: Ninja
CaptCalifornia: LOL
hue___jayniss: steve jobs
ProfessorMagikarp0: LUL
CaptCalifornia: not jake paul but that's close
dec1mals: lul
mik3xx: pewdiepie
yellowmikey: Ninja!!!
Banakaigames: notch got removed from the game cause he became an alt right cause he's rich
mik3xx: press. ESC. VIDEO SETT. turn BRIGHTNESS to 100..%
codevisionary: you're a famous hacker whose playing Minecraft live.
snitchingrat: why waste the durability on your pickaxe and sword REEE
hue___jayniss: @mik3xx stop spamming
CaptCalifornia: @codevisionary he's most famous for his minecraft gameplay for sure
mik3xx: press. ESC. VIDEO SETT. turn BRIGHTNESS to 100%
naryan5: dont fall in the lava
CaptCalifornia: 200IQ
CaptCalifornia: hootie200
snitchingrat: hes dead
Banakaigames: brightness is for pussies
hue___jayniss: "famous"
naryan5: should have remembered the coordinates LOL
snitchingrat: no food no farm no way to regen hp nighttime no house
Banakaigames: just dig 3 blocks down and wait night out
mik3xx: shouldve remembered CORDINATES
jkfsda: aww man
edoin21: tower up
directrix13: I think you just walked by your mine
naryan5: RIP
mik3xx: get food. heal and wait for DAY
leftyfl1p: alt f4 will show you your home coordinates
itsxaos: F
Protoxus: RIP
dalant979: F
ProfessorMagikarp0: PepeHands
m1ndcur3: big f
CaptCalifornia: F
ilikepineapplezz: f
Protoxus: You can swim faster by sprinting while under water
naryan5: take down your coordinates NOW
Protoxus: Should've emembered the coordinates you were at
Fantyoon: Oh it’s this guy I follow on Instagram
Protoxus: remembered*
mik3xx: PRESS F3
ilikepineapplezz: no
mik3xx: remember x y z NUMBERS
naryan5: press F3 take down your XYZ
Belgiumwaffle: you should do a series where u create a hack client in MC
snitchingrat: REPLANT REEEE 
mik3xx: REMEMBER X AND Z NUMBEES IN F3
CaptCalifornia: LUL
naryan5: thats not cheating
edoin21: no its not lol
CaptCalifornia: ban all cheaters
dalant979: agreed F3 is cheating
Banakaigames: u can see his face light up when he looks in the chest cause his monitor is bright, probably why he doesn't increase brightness
thuganalyst: one day you'll have a diamond pickaxe
thuganalyst: ... one day
itsxaos: you have 5 minutes before your stuff vanishes
directrix13: I don't think he is the kind of person that would ever circumvent any kind of video game mechanism intended to make things more difficult
Belgiumwaffle: no you have like an hour
naryan5: 5 minutes in loaded chunks
Belgiumwaffle: BY THE RIVER
snitchingrat: is this guy a fucking boomer bro
itsxaos: yes if you are somewhat close, which you are, itesm on the ground last 5 minutes before despawning
Banakaigames: 5 minutes of you being close enough to load the items
CaptCalifornia: @snitchingrat LMFAO
CaptCalifornia: LOOOOOOOOOL
dineshro: Hi
dineshro: GeorgeHotz
Belgiumwaffle: so close
naryan5: yes it disappears after 5 mins
mik3xx: lay down torches everywhere u go as a TRAIL
Belgiumwaffle: make a boat
hue___jayniss: nothing you had was valuable so it doesnt matter
m1ndcur3: it's be cool if Minecraft had an option for seasons
ilikepineapplezz: u had armor
itsxaos: sprint go get your stuff faster
soswow42: there is a shortcut that shows your coordinates
UntraceableKT: You can sprint with ctrl
mik3xx: u were going the right AAY
mik3xx: OPPOSITE WAY
1nc1s1on: Will george get his stuff back? Will we break out of the simulation?
snitchingrat: bro his shears he used to get grass with thats what he thought was important
jkfsda: you were almost there
soswow42: F3 will show you coordinates
hue___jayniss: can someone tell me why george hots ignores chat
snitchingrat: hes a boomer bro its too much at once
itsxaos: follow the river
Banakaigames: cause I think he is trying to relaxs playing Minecraft and ppl just wanna talk about his day job
thuganalyst: if u had a horse you could get around way faster
directrix13: It's by the Land of lava
mik3xx: u were going the right direction FIRST TIME
m1ndcur3: lol!!
soswow42: use F3 and remember coordiantes next time
naryan5: your stuff is gone now probably
yellowmikey: Mine craft!!!
yellowmikey: I love mine craft!!!
mlejva: Are you happy with your Razer laptop? I was thinking about buying one
snitchingrat: OMEGALUL
mik3xx: u were going the right direction FIRST TIME
itsxaos: im not lying to you
hue___jayniss: you only had trash anyway
naryan5: told u F3 is NOT cheating
directrix13: just kill yourself again
1nc1s1on: I like how he found the answer on stack exchange lol
snitchingrat: @georgehotz click this link make a farm so you have food next time and you can regen next time https://imgur.com/a/9788nUN
m1ndcur3: he might be trying to conserve hunger
naryan5: you need a diamond pickaxe to get to the nether
thuganalyst: hogriding time
mik3xx: u were going the right direction FIRST TIME
0TestUser: this the next pewdipie right here ?
thuganalyst: thats a vegan farm u need some animals
snitchingrat: its a small farm its so small you have no bread because theres not enough wheat
Banakaigames: he's not gonna play long enough to make wheat probably
soswow42: on Switch it shows coordinates by default ,.
hue___jayniss: is this guy famous or something
jkfsda: die so you can respawn at home
Banakaigames: to make it worthwhile
soswow42: So, it's not cheating. Just F3.
itsxaos: you are going the wrong way
xdMbxHS: my jailbroken iphone made my childhood so much better.. thank you sir
Banakaigames: yeah he's a famous Minecraft player and Instagram influencer
m1ndcur3: this guy is the OG homie
itsxaos: go to the right over the water
soswow42: Just start from scratch.
itsxaos: cross the lake that way is home
Banakaigames: that's what she said
itsxaos: now its left
xdMbxHS: listening to twitch chat LUL
mik3xx: u were going the right direction first time
directrix13: create a giant tower right next to the water so you can look around. then jump in the water so you don't die when you fall
itsxaos: ok its right now
soswow42: choose a good spot and start from scratch
naryan5: maybe if u listened and used F3...
snitchingrat: i think its something about older people they always get lost in minecraft because it all looks the same to them
soswow42: lol. Ok. Stopping with F3 lol
mlejva: Physics in this game is just on another level!
Banakaigames: lol?
m1ndcur3: Herobrine duh
alluxua: Older people :)
itsxaos: you are on the right track now
soswow42: Just make a tall tower next time
edoin21: Notch use f3
itsxaos: keep going
naryan5: this guy is a boomer
xdMbxHS: PepeHands
thuganalyst: it doesn't all look the same if you build something above ground and not in caves
Banakaigames: I've been playing this game for like 8 years so I don't get lost lol
directrix13: there's that chicken you were going to kill
BosYapmaLutfen: Hello
sddsddsa: hello!
hue___jayniss: @Banakaigames only 8?
m1ndcur3: naryan and you are?
snitchingrat: its not about how long you played the game for i think its a boomer zoomer thing, zoomerrs dont get lost in minecraft boomers do
jkfsda: grove street, home
unctarheelss: How do I do dynamic programming problems
soswow42: build a tall tower with width = 1 above your mine.
thuganalyst: This some Beyond Meat shit
xdMbxHS: peta
naryan5: turn BRIGHTNESS up
dalant979: brightness is cheating
naryan5: wow
mik3xx: press. ESC. VIDEO SETT. turn BRIGHTNESS to 100%
viper262_: minecraft danP
hue___jayniss: @mik3xx stop spamming
mik3xx: ?
itsxaos: re-plant the wheat
naryan5: "doing good in minecraft is cheating"
hue___jayniss: @mik3xx he'll never read your messages
naryan5: boomer man
snitchingrat: BRO REPLANT AND EXPAND THE FARM REEEEEE
Banakaigames: I actually agree brightness is so much better low it looks better
itsxaos: lets get that bread gamers
yellowmikey: This new fortnite update looks sick!
Banakaigames: make a cake
naryan5: you have self=destructive behaviour in this game
directrix13: Don't you have a bunch in your chest in the mine?
m1ndcur3: infdev ftw
naryan5: i used to rule the world...
itsxaos: BibleThmp
soswow42: Don't carry too much shit with you next time
mik3xx: you need to make sure u bring lots of food
soswow42: in the water prob.
naryan5: sunlight burns monsters
mlejva: Eat! You're hungry man
Banakaigames: yeah whenever you mine a block just walk all the way back to your house and put it in a chest LUL
soswow42: If they stuck in the water they won't burn.
itsxaos: go down
mik3xx: you need more food broth
mik3xx: brotha
itsxaos: more down more diamond
naryan5: you have to go down deep to find diamond
soswow42: kill a cow
ilikepineapplezz: make cow farm
soswow42: ha ha
m1ndcur3: chickens, cows, pigs, wheat
naryan5: you can make bread from wheat
itsxaos: plant more wheat!!
mlejva: Find some sheep/cows and kill them
directrix13: find a village and steal all their shit
Banakaigames: food in Minecraft sucks u have to make a farm and then breed animals it takes forever
snitchingrat: bro you need wheat for a cow farm
naryan5: you need 2 cows and wheat
mik3xx: Make cow pen. and brews cows with wheat
dec1mals: george you need to refactor those crops
Banakaigames: they follow you if you have wheat in hand
naryan5: why tf do you keep breaking plants
m1ndcur3: one time my world glitches and there were no more cows I spent ages looking
soswow42: will you forget how to get home again?
mik3xx: WHEAT attracts cows
snitchingrat: bro yes bro you need a big wheat farm
itsxaos: because you get more food from the cow than you put in
itsxaos: 2 wheat = 3-4 steak
edoin21: its an investment
Banakaigames: yeah fuck plants
mik3xx: krampus is gonna give u coal
m1ndcur3: health defend at full hunger if you are on whatever difficulty it does so at
soswow42: take torches with you next time
ilikepineapplezz: bread doesn't heal much
naryan5: 3 wheat for 1 bread vs 5-6 steak
soswow42: (I mean from walls)
snitchingrat: what kind of boomer is trying to play minecraft instead of just playing classic world of warcraft
m1ndcur3: regens*
soswow42: there was a zombi
Banakaigames: steak gives better hunger especially if cooked it's basically the best in the game
mik3xx: make lots of torches to place down as a trail when u mine
naryan5: stop just reading the last line of chat
Chi_Nar: Amazing
Chi_Nar: The craft really brings people together
m1ndcur3: palce random blocks on ground obscurely to leave a breadcrumb trail
soswow42: I don't think you can cook it
dec1mals: no
jkfsda: put more torches so monsters don't spawn in dark places
soswow42: BEHIND!
naryan5: all you have is coal
naryan5: go down
dec1mals: You need wood
Banakaigames: all these backseat gamers in here
Brohanson: so much backseat gaming going on lol
s0prano22: @georgehotz shift click to craft maximum number of items
mik3xx: if u have less than 1 hunger You cant regen
vovnsons: squad200 outplayed the zombie
soswow42: it will make it dark
naryan5: start mining down deep
ilikepineapplezz: u need diamond first
naryan5: you need a diamond pickaxe to get to the nether
directrix13: just mine straight down
Banakaigames: get diamonds or technically you can do it with buckets
Banakaigames: but doing it with buckets kinda messy
sliderspy: nether portal
mik3xx: jump hits give u critical hits
dalant979: buckets cheating :D
naryan5: make a secret staircase down to y 11
Banakaigames: he doesn't use f3 he can't go to y 11 lol
Banakaigames: be has to go to bedrock then go up a few blocks
ilikepineapplezz: golden apple
naryan5: he won't use F3 bc then we'll crack his seed
sliderspy: do you like minecraft?
directrix13: You can make a gold pickaxe
dalant979: gold fairly useless
sliderspy: golden apples
the_awoken1: golden iphone
jkfsda: you're so lucky with the iron ores
Banakaigames: gold is actually useless pretty much
sliderspy: sell it to the next fool
edoin21: you need to go deeper
Banakaigames: unless you make a railway
mik3xx: if u have less than 1 hunger u cant REGEN
naryan5: those noises are ambient sounds
naryan5: they are just to scare u
notmichael: What's going on geohot
naryan5: aw man
the_awoken1: don't be scared, we're here for u
jkfsda: BRUH
vovnsons: squadS
mik3xx: EAT
Banakaigames: CREEPER AWW MAN
mik3xx: told u
notmichael: is geohot the next biggest minecrafter? i could see it happen
naryan5: make a secret staircase deep down
mik3xx: if u have less than 1 hunger u CANT regen
naryan5: should have probably made a sheild
Banakaigames: he did have a shield but he died
notmichael: Making iron armor would be a good idea
naryan5: tunnel down not up
naryan5: no
notmichael: level 11 for diamonds
naryan5: you are at 37
jkfsda: cheating
naryan5: you need 11
the_awoken1: haaaah
viper262_: diamonds near lava right?
edoin21: XYZ
itsxaos: middle is Y which is height
notmichael: no its 36
1nc1s1on: Cheater
naryan5: middle number on XYZ
itsxaos: no
notmichael: the middle one is your level
Banakaigames: diamond is below y 16
itsxaos: diamonds are * / 16 and lower / *
notmichael: 11 is the best place to strip mine
jkfsda: so dark
mik3xx: x y z. Y IS 37
naryan5: cheater
naryan5: gravel fell on u
mik3xx: they spawn at 11
itsxaos: no you buried yourself with gravel
naryan5: shovel
mik3xx: gravel can suffice u
itsxaos: free iron PogChamp
naryan5: surface is above 64
mik3xx: suffocate
itsxaos: surface is around 65 but depends where you are obviously
mik3xx: Go back
viper262_: lol
notmichael: Lmao
notmichael: Skeletons are the worst mob in the game 100%
naryan5: throw the egg
dalant979: wack at his legs lol
directrix13: skeletons don't die in the sun
mik3xx: make bed??
Banakaigames: skeletons used to be fun and then they changed the ai so you can't really Dodge them and it's lame
notmichael: If you have wood you can build a furnace and smelt the iron
naryan5: throwing the egg could spawn a chicken
itsxaos: skeletons die in the sun dont lie to him guys
nizero: george why elon musk say you're a little nuts but you have many interesting things to say?
notmichael: Taking a screenshot of your coords is a smart idea
itsxaos: its spiders and creepers that dont die in the sun
ziggyzergling: LUL
directrix13: if only you were cheating back then
misaok: lolxd
mik3xx: if ur down more than 1 hunger u cant regen
Smokinate: what do u think about san jose as a city
naryan5: CREPEPR
naryan5: aw man
Smokinate: also dont die to the creeper lol
jkfsda: aw man
dalant979: LUL
sliderspy: you can eat zombie flesh
itsxaos: well run away
jkfsda: just sleep at night
Banakaigames: I can't believe people are spreading FAKE NEWS in this chat like skeletons don't burn in the sun
itsxaos: RUN RUN
itsxaos: GO
mik3xx: if ur down more than 1 hunger u cant regen
notmichael: @Banakaigames I know SO SAD
notmichael: yeet
Yabadabaduhast: to code minecraft how much time you need
Banakaigames: good thing is tho the chilean miners all lived
notmichael: LUL
directrix13: just make it crafting table and furnace in there
naryan5: make a SHIELD now
notmichael: Hold down right click to spread blocks in the crafting table
mik3xx: MAKE ARMOR
mik3xx: make SHIELD
Banakaigames: look at this noob with no skin lol
notmichael: I've been playing minecraft for 5 years and no skin xD
naryan5: also make a SHOVEL
radino321: did u see the ray tracing minecraft?
notmichael: TBAngel
Banakaigames: George is playing Minecraft on windows: he is officially a Microsoft shill
notmichael: LOOOL
mik3xx: dont go out without armor and shield
naryan5: F
notmichael: Oh my god F
jkfsda: F
itsxaos: you were super close
Banakaigames: F
naryan5: did somebody get the coords
ilikepineapplezz: F
directrix13: henceforth ded
notmichael: I didn't get the coords lol
itsxaos: just follow this river i think
mik3xx: lmao
itsxaos: found it PogChamp
notmichael: Wow you were really close to home
mik3xx: F3
notmichael: You might wanna get the iron you were smelting
Yabadabaduhast: you can make a car autonomous but you are dieing from a skeleton
itsxaos: revenge!!!
Yabadabaduhast: is this fair
naryan5: ARMOUR   SHIELD   SHOVEL
itsxaos: you can make boats
itsxaos: go fast in water
notmichael: ctrl and left click to get things in your inventory instantly
nanodanger7: nanodanger7 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak! hey
naryan5: 11 for diamond
notmichael: 16 and below
mik3xx: ctrl sprint
itsxaos: you really need to plant more wheat
notmichael: 15 months is a long time @nanodanger7 were you his first sub? lol
itsxaos: you dont hae enough food
mik3xx: type ur home cords in chat
ilikepineapplezz: axe gets wood faster
Banakaigames: wHaT ArE YoU DoINg StEPMIne
nanodanger7: probably
naryan5: -134 58 103
itsxaos: you dont need the hoe to plant on the places that are already tilled
notmichael: -134 58 103
Banakaigames: hoes ain't SHIT
notmichael: geohot is the best gamer
notmichael: OH you should play classic wow
radino321: did u ever play fortnite?
naryan5: 11
notmichael: 16 and below but 11 is optimal
notmichael: LETS GO GAMERS
notmichael: no its legit
viper262_: danTroll
Dzemixx: haha
naryan5: lava is at 10
i_nihil_i: very motivational. didnt expect to come in to that speech
mik3xx: 11
itsxaos: its legit yea
directrix13: < 16
m1ndcur3: if I wasn't at work
notmichael: that speech made me cry a gamer tear
m1ndcur3: after work fs lol
dalant979: would definitely watch for lava
mik3xx: everyone finds diamond at 11
Banakaigames: there's is a lot of lava down there so be careful but there's diamonds
naryan5: lava nearby
naryan5: watch out
mik3xx: diamond is NEAR lava
notmichael: once you get to 11 just dig in a straight line
itsxaos: made it pogchamp
naryan5: bedrock is at 0
radino321: when is the ray tracing minecraft comes out?
peter35_: monkaS
itsxaos: 0 is unbreakable blocks
hmnvdota: this is surreal lol
itsxaos: its s till gonna take a while FYI
leond53: self automated diamond miner
itsxaos: you basically just dig long tunnels
notmichael: @hmnvdota Ikr, never thought I would see geohot play minecraft
radino321: hack the game and get good shit
hmnvdota: how did you came up with streaming minecraft @georgehotz
AresRai: wow
directrix13: hopefully you don't find lava
notmichael: save wood for a crafting table
mik3xx: u need food
notmichael: No lol
itsxaos: lol
notmichael: Enchanting your pick can make it mine super fast
naryan5: mine holes 3 blocks apart in the sides for more efficiency
itsxaos: this is the most efficient way
itsxaos: grab the iron
Banakaigames: x-ray texture pack is the only way to find diamond
notmichael: this is the grind of being a gamer
Banakaigames: other than mine caves and strip mine
notmichael: !uptime
mik3xx: I can get u modded minecraft where u can have x ray to find diamonds
notmichael: How long has he been streaming?
radino321: 2h
AresRai: 1;53
naryan5: you should get diamond soon now
jkfsda: !uptime
notmichael: YES
naryan5: yes
itsxaos: YES it just takes a while
naryan5: patience
Banakaigames: he's been streaming for 72 hours now we're getting concerned he hasn't even eaten
notmichael: Patience my fellow gamer
jkfsda: he doesn't know kek
notmichael: red stone POG
itsxaos: build ai now!
naryan5: make a computer with redstone now
notmichael: Imagine him getting super good at redstone
naryan5: you can make logic gates with redstone
notmichael: Does he know that people have literally created computers inside minecraft?
notmichael: with redstone
itsxaos: just digging tunnels is more efficient than digging like you are doing now
naryan5: mine long straight holes
naryan5: you'll get it eventually
naryan5: keep it up
naryan5: proud of u
Banakaigames: cause tunnels you uncover 4 blocks each block you break
itsxaos: also make sure you dont miss anything
ilikepineapplezz: BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
itsxaos: need to look at floor and ceiling also
mik3xx: scroll to torches press f to fuel wield torches and mine
naryan5: keep going
naryan5: it's a grind
Banakaigames: inb4 he finds diamonds but only 2
radino321: im so relaxed today after months of anxiety feels good
notmichael: Stick with one tunnel until you find diamonds. I sometimes spend 20 minutes on one tunnel till I find something
Banakaigames: so can we expect to see you at minecon Geo?
A_Few_Asians: how deep down @notmichael
notmichael: @A_Few_Asians 11
notmichael: I've been unlucky a few times
mik3xx: u get to interact with us more and learn more
notmichael: @Banakaigames Of course, he'll be the minecraft spokesperson in a few months
Shustrik35: try to go in to dirt. Caves might be behind
ilikepineapplezz: xdddd
itsxaos: go 4 blocks to the right and go back
Banakaigames: build a castle
notmichael: If you don't care about aesthetics you can use the cobble to build a big ass castle
vovnsons: squadOmega
naryan5: mining is a grind
jkfsda: LUL
itsxaos: LUL it really is
directrix13: maybe just make a 6502 processor with the red stone instead
mik3xx: keep at it. itll be worth it
jkfsda: nothing wrong with children enjoying a work simulator
alxhotel: any lava?
mik3xx: full inventory u didnt pick it up
itsxaos: did you enable diamonds when you created the world??
jkfsda: bro he didnt enable diamonds?
mik3xx: @itsxaos liar
notmichael: @itsxaos LOL
quickfloor: How's cloud bro
naryan5: wait what he didn't enable diamonds?
notmichael: HAHAHA
Banakaigames: stop trolling him
itsxaos: Kappa
Banakaigames: poor man
naryan5: unlucky
s0prano22: w w (fast)
quickfloor: yea he need's food to eat . he's poor . donate guys
alxhotel: you know... you can run, right ?
itsxaos: you got really unlucky
notmichael: If you make a server we will all get on and mine diamonds for you
khuonguts: i thought you are building an AI to play against this
s0prano22: use eggs
Dzemixx: find the cave dont mine own
quickfloor: No , there is hackers here .... they gonna hack u . don't open the server
notmichael: PogChamp
mik3xx: FOOD
ilikepineapplezz: shift to lean
jkfsda: find villagers and enslave them
notmichael: Shift to lean is a good piece of advice
itsxaos: you can just plant the wheat on the places you already used the hoe on by the way
Banakaigames: he can just die to replenish food I guess
notmichael: Yeah levels don't matter to him right now anyways
Banakaigames: he's building a pp
quickfloor: This is real playing
naryan5: don't jump on crops
notmichael: I like it good job
mik3xx: u have 60 seeds grow THEM
Banakaigames: multiplayer is much more enjoyable than single player
notmichael: ^
Banakaigames: IMO
notmichael: Should I make a server?
mik3xx: u need food
notmichael: LUL
quickfloor: When is cooking stream ?
ProfessorMagikarp0: D:
directrix13: build a giant Bendet out of cobblestone that just says "remember me" and shoots flames out of its mouth
m1ndcur3: lol
directrix13: Bender*
naryan5: it's just unlucky
notmichael: We aren't lol
naryan5: no troll
Suspecthz: Dug deeper
itsxaos: you are at 11 right?
leond53: shit takes ages
Banakaigames: yeah actually usually you'd find them by now but also I've searched longer it's just luck
notmichael: Nothing better than 11 though lol
notmichael: you'll hit bedrock
itsxaos: i always dig at 9
Banakaigames: a deep server LOL
mik3xx: no it takes forever to find. have some perseverance
naryan5: you can put torches in your sheild slot
itsxaos: if you go too low there is bed rock
Suspecthz: Deeper !
m1ndcur3: Minecraft is too many limes sometimes
leond53: "diamond noise"
itsxaos: no its a cave nearby noise
Banakaigames: I f you dig low enough you go to the Chinese server Kappa
notmichael: I am praying to jeb that you find diamond soon
naryan5: put torches in your shield slot
directrix13: You would think the coal would be compressed into diamonds
itsxaos: you know diamonds are not that hard to miss so make sure its lit
notmichael: It actually doesn't work like that. If anything the diamonds would be near the redstone. #minecraftlogic
naryan5: there is a grind in everything
mik3xx: diamond is near LAVA
mik3xx: that's a fact
Suspecthz: You missed the gold
ProfessorMagikarp0: 0.0846% of blocks are diamond monkaS
quickfloor: diamond eater
notmichael: Aren't pumpkins even more rare?
naryan5: diamond spawns randomly 5-12
Banakaigames: this is why videogames suck tbh u just grind and your reward is more grind
notmichael: You have game in your name and you think they sucK? xD
naryan5: you are really unlucky
quickfloor: @Banakaigames No end
thv293: !uptime
notmichael: @thv293 Like 2.5 hours
quickfloor: !instagram
notmichael: @georgehotz on instagram I think
Siandemm: is it vanilla minecraft?
naryan5: im starting to feel bad with ur luck
quickfloor: !time
Siandemm: i see its vanilla ;(
notmichael: They spawn everywhere but its pretty lit so you might be good
itsxaos: if its dark enough there will be monsters
ilikepineapplezz: theres a cave nearby
mik3xx: stick to 1 TUNNEL and you'll find it
itsxaos: monsters spawn wherever its dark
DaDoDe: Playing snapshot with the bees?
quickfloor: !mouse
mik3xx: stick to 1 tunnel and dont give up
naryan5: monsters spawn in darkenss
naryan5: just keep going you'll get it
notmichael: @DaDoDe You watch george? lol I've seen your streams before
Banakaigames: monsters just spawn anywhere it's dark and a decent distance from player
Siandemm: if there is not enough light and player nearby mob spawns
directrix13: isn't gold stronger than steel too?
mik3xx: you're panicking. stick to 1 tunnel
quickfloor: @notmichael What is george mouse ? khkhkhkh relaxing clicks
DaDoDe: Yea Michael haha
s0prano22: Slime
notmichael: @quickfloor No clue, probably some generic dell or logitech mouse.
notmichael: @DaDoDe Awesome :)
naryan5: unlucky
itsxaos: more torches theres no way you can be sure you dont iss diamonds when its so dark
mik3xx: stick to 1 tunnel
notmichael: You will have a lot of success if you stick to just one tunnel
DaDoDe: Yea I knew who Geo was a long time ago.
Banakaigames: ResidentSleeper
DaDoDe: You can crawl now and mine 1x1 tunnels, it is faster.
quickfloor: What u gonna do with so many diamonds
itsxaos: if you fuck around youll proably be inefficient
DaDoDe: I usually mine at level 11
naryan5: dude you are really unlucky
edoin21: i think the more surface area, the better
mik3xx: so u can be organized
Banakaigames: if you dig a straight tunnel you uncover 4 blocks each block you break but it doesn't really matter small turns and stuff
itsxaos: but as long as your tunnels are 4 blocks apart youll be efficient
viper262_: "A very effective way to find Diamonds is to branch mine. This involves covering a lot of surface area by making a 2x2 tunnel and digging individual “branches” out from it every third block."
notmichael: It's gonna be so pog when he finally gets diamonds
notmichael: It's been like 20 minutes xD
DaDoDe: Someone teach him 1x1 mining :)
Banakaigames: I bet he's gonna find a vein of 2
Banakaigames: and then cry
notmichael: @DaDoDe That's very advanced mining right there
naryan5: dont mine straight up
thv293: oof hes been mining for 20 mins?
notmichael: Close to it
itsxaos: can u sho F3 again real quick
DaDoDe: What level is he mining at?
notmichael: I think 11
naryan5: diamond mining is the biggest grind in minecraft
kniightt: hello george how are you tonight
DaDoDe: Oh good
foogy23: Good morning guys
Banakaigames: George rolled a crit fail on his mine check
notmichael: Morning foogy
adietrichs: also you should have a shovel and always dig out all the dirt and gravel you find - maximizes blocks revealed per time spent
kubaaa6: U just used the transitive property
mik3xx: turn bright up?
kubaaa6: Lots of therefore
0_______________________o: LULW
notmichael: @0_______________________o That name
naryan5: brightness
m1ndcur3: pig poker face eh
0_______________________o: @notmichael oi bruv this tee size of me SLOAN
m1ndcur3: big*
naryan5: -134 58 103
naryan5: -134 58 103 is ur home
notmichael: That's what happens when you dig some many holes xD
s0prano22: use the egg
Banakaigames: fun fact: sometimes you get 3 chickens from 1 egg in this game
metehankaygsz2003: ❤️
notmichael: @Banakaigames Legit?
Banakaigames: yeah but it's less than 1%
naryan5: you just got unlucky
notmichael: lol
kniightt: it really is terrible lol
quickfloor: lol george gonna beat this game
jkfsda: why do you need it so bad anyway
notmichael: I would like to see him fight the ender dragon
mik3xx: I'm a pro minecrafter :)
itsxaos: ResidentSleeper
1nc1s1on: EAT
Banakaigames: this is just how videogames are they are for no lifers
itsxaos: make an axe reeee
mik3xx: reeee
notmichael: You need a diamond pick to mine obsidian to enter the nether. Or you can use "advanced" methods to make a portal
the_best_russian_bear: what re u doing?
itsxaos: axe PogChamp
itsxaos: also start a forest fire
notmichael: He made an axe! Poggers
mik3xx: cow farm
notmichael: LOOOOOL
naryan5: aw man
vovnsons: squadOmega squadOmega squadOmega
ROSSAMA: yea he powerful
notmichael: LUL
jkfsda: aw man
itsxaos: LUL
ilikepineapplezz: XD
TheCoolKidsTable: LUL
ROSSAMA: LUL
the_best_russian_bear: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
jkfsda: make armor
itsxaos: and im gonna make-
k_o_r_a_l: Sup
notmichael: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousTameCatCharlieBitMe
mik3xx: he said 💥💥💥
directrix13: I guess he wasn't a fan of your crafts
k_o_r_a_l: What’s happening
WinterGiG: The fact your're streaming the audio of the pc through the microfone is driving me crazy
mik3xx: rerererere
itsxaos: no refunds SwiftRage
Banakaigames: don't make a ho cause they ain't shit
naryan5: he made a shovel Pog
mik3xx: 1 block of water fertalizes 4 blocks of soil in each direction
naryan5: aw man
notmichael: Damnnn LUL
itsxaos: no reaction LUL
ilikepineapplezz: q
notmichael: Q
itsxaos: Q
r1c1c: build a chest
itsxaos: alt Q throw everything
mik3xx: ctrl q
itsxaos: alt Q
nestradalink2: alt f4 Kappa
scumtoots: my favourite influencers george hotz!
mik3xx: what would elon musk think of this gameplay
scumtoots: i'm being so influenced right now
s0prano22: craft glass
Banakaigames: Elon musk is gonna put us all in Minecraft haven't you heard
m1ndcur3: lit
notmichael: That's the whole point of neuralink
Banakaigames: when he figures out how to digitize us
naryan5: bring sticks
edoin21: https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Tutorials/Diamonds#By_branch_mining
naryan5: to diamond mine
notmichael: Imagine actually living in minecraft tho
notmichael: it'd be lit
mik3xx: mode chest store shit
notmichael: The link @edoin21 posted is useful @georgehotz
mik3xx: Water BUCKET for lava
directrix13: living in Minecraft would be like living in some country that has a bunch of suicide bombers
newtomcroose_v2: We are close , We are so close
itsxaos: branch mining is what you have been doing
d2dyno_: lol
mik3xx: get WATER BUCKET for lava
notmichael: The way he reacts to learning minecraft is how I react to learning AI
newtomcroose_v2: Don't find diamond in 2019
itsxaos: LUL you wont find that ever again
peter35_: minecraft cult compound monkaS
ilikepineapplezz: xray xd
PURPMouse: write your own
itsxaos: not in vanilla minecraft
notmichael: You can literally go into creative mode and spawn diamonds
naryan5: F3 is cheating enough
mik3xx: yes u can
newtomcroose_v2: Nope , you have to write your own cheat
itsxaos: you can only give yourself diamonds
PURPMouse: you are smart i can see you doing that
Banakaigames: you can indeed if you wanna cheat
Xaotic: what is this ? no live coding session?
mik3xx: search up minecraft xray on YT
naryan5: diamond is like 1/4210 or something
favsfn: make your own diamond xray TriHard
notmichael: There's a minecraft mod that literally plays the game for you and finds your diamonds
mik3xx: the earth is a rhombus
newtomcroose_v2: omg i love this keyboard sound
notmichael: Please lord notch, help this man find diamonds
naryan5: put TORCHES in your SHIELD slot so that they go in your other hand
Banakaigames: whenever you want to find diamonds is when you don't find them
mik3xx: DONT GIVE UP
s0prano22: 10 fps
naryan5: check your level F3
notmichael: yes :)
itsxaos: you are actually so unlucky
directrix13: just type in: /give @p diamond 1
itsxaos: unless you have missed some due to darkness youre really unlucky
notmichael: He needs to be in creative @directrix13
notmichael: This is actually crazy though. Maybe he didn't turn diamonds on when he made the world LUL
itsxaos: no
CHENLOLA: MC SSSsss SSSsss
getxkm: I think he should hack minecraft :O
notmichael: No, I'm kidding lol
Banakaigames: did you set your pick to wumbo
notmichael: But your luck makes me think its real
itsxaos: no were fucking with you
naryan5: you are just super unlucky man
naryan5: sorry to say
vovnsons: is this elons hyperloop that he's been talking about? isnt this illegal?
mik3xx: cords
mik3xx: you should dig elons hyperloop
Serbius: dont give up on your dreams
notmichael: @vovnsons Yeah, he's making geohot build it
naryan5: type in /seed and we can find diamond for you
vovnsons: leaked squadS
notmichael: weed
d2dyno_: give @p minecraft:diamond_ore
getxkm: is he mining on 11-13?
itsxaos: yes
itsxaos: now we can make the same world as you have
mik3xx: everyone get xray and find diamonds for our boy
itsxaos: with the same ore locations
mik3xx: what version are u playing on
naryan5: 2570298441502558492
thodeann: when will u make redstone microcontroller )
SnakeOneMLG: eyyyyyyyyy
Banakaigames: it's 4 am but I won't be able to sleep till u find diamond
d2dyno_: @georgehotz /give @p minecraft:diamond_ore
Banakaigames: so hurry
SnakeOneMLG: !uptime
notmichael: @SnakeOneMLG Like 3 hours now
SnakeOneMLG: nice LUL
naryan5: did anyone get his coords i generated a world
ilikepineapplezz: this is sad
naryan5: press F3
naryan5: need ur coords to find u diamond
getxkm: always mine gravel
edoin21: show your cords
getxkm: @georgehotz we need your cords
notmichael: -130 11 122
PURPMouse: 6x6 tunnels is how you find ore
getxkm: @purpmouse that takes a lot
d2dyno_: -130 11 111
PURPMouse: 3 wide 3 high
peter35_: thicc tunnel
getxkm: yo I'm not a genius in hardware, but a 2060 is pretty good, how can he lag?
ilikepineapplezz: cave nearby
SnakeOneMLG: really respect that you still play the java version and not windows version
getxkm: @snakeonemlg relate
yellowmikey: Mine craft!
Serbius: spawner?
naryan5: ok my computer crashed
naryan5: somebody paste coords again
notmichael: Java one is superior
itsxaos: 2570298441502558492
getxkm: -130 11 111
naryan5: thanks
itsxaos: go check out the cave you might have more luck than strip mining
getxkm: @georgehotz you should eat something if you are going in the cave
chaprio1: no way FeelsGoodMan
itsxaos: remember wher your exit is
thv293: mine around lava u might find it
s0prano22: craft iron sword
notmichael: We onto something now boys
getxkm: @itsxaos is right, put something to remember where is your exit
notmichael: @georgehotz To prevent lagging you might wanna dedicate more ram to minecraft
naryan5: im looking for diamond now
ilikepineapplezz: dig around the lava
itsxaos: its a pretty small cave
naryan5: THERE ARE DIAMONDS AT -108 8 121
itsxaos: also the cave probably goes above y=16 so those places cant have diamonds
getxkm: put water on lava
naryan5: DIAMONDS at -108 8 121
d2dyno_: DIAMONDS at -108 8 121
itsxaos: @georgehotz go check those coords to see if you have diamonds enabled LUL
thv293: lul
edoin21: we're cheating now bois
joker2k999: LUL
notmichael: diamonds at -108 8 121? sick
PURPMouse: yes but it makes you sick dont do it
Serbius: yes
itsxaos: yes but its not worth it
itsxaos: you need to go up stream
d2dyno_: DIAMONDS at -108 8 121
mik3xx: u should dig musks hyperloop
notmichael: Imagine an elon musk and george hotz minecraft stream
naryan5: my computer keeps crashing
itsxaos: it tells you which way you are facing by the way
naryan5: -108 8 121
d2dyno_: at -108 8 121
notmichael: WE CLOSE NOW BOYS
adietrichs: I think you are getting trolled
naryan5: wtf
thv293: jebaitted
naryan5: they were there
naryan5: no troll
naryan5: look around
itsxaos: seed mistype?
naryan5: ill look again
naryan5: seed could be wrong
itsxaos: did the world look the same??
joker2k999: Blood diamonds...
naryan5: it looked the same
naryan5: there was a river
mik3xx: BAN HIMMM
d2dyno_: maybe see wrong?
d2dyno_: seed*
naryan5: i have the seed as 2570298441502558492
naryan5: any discrepancy?
red_plex: omg I dreamt about this moment
naryan5: i saw that exact pond
naryan5: dude wtf
notmichael: Lmao!
d2dyno_: yeah!
directrix13: Is it supposed to be positive 108
TonyShart: makes sense. the was only coal. they didn't turn into diamond yet
naryan5: im going to check again
PURPMouse: use xray texture pack
mik3xx: I am very money
KannaKim: let's mine some diamond baby
notmichael: I can't believe this. It doesn't seem real LOL
naryan5: oh shit sorry
naryan5: -101 8 121
d2dyno_: So maybe no DIAMONDS enabled?
naryan5: i copied it wrong
naryan5: ITS -101 8 121
naryan5: -101 8 121
Serbius: -101 8 121
d2dyno_: -101 8 121
notmichael: Is naryan5 a troll? Kappa
d2dyno_: GOO. -101 8 121
thv293: -101 8 121
mik3xx: if troll ban
notmichael: 101
KannaKim: -69 96 -69
PURPMouse: 101
naryan5: -101 not -108
favsfn: NOT 108 LOL
ilikepineapplezz: -101
itsxaos: 2570298441502558492
peter35_: -101!!
naryan5: -101 8 121
joker2k999: lol
d2dyno_: -101 8 121
notmichael: 101 not 108
ilikepineapplezz: not 108
fabriante: @georgehotz hack
ilikepineapplezz: -101
d2dyno_: no! go to -101 8 121
d2dyno_: yes
lolzxd213: Hello
d2dyno_: remember -101 8 121
itsxaos: Kreygasm Diamonds Kreygasm
KannaKim: Kreygasm
notmichael: OMG
notmichael: PogChamp
naryan5: i am ur god
itsxaos: DIAMODNS ENABLED PogChamp
notmichael: YESSS
SnakeOneMLG: PogChamp
YouPowerRush: ezzi
KannaKim: nice accomplishment :)
peter35_: FeelsGoodMan
favsfn: Kreygasm
lolzxd213: sweet baby jesus
KannaKim: FeelsGoodMan
naryan5: theres 4 there
thv293: hard work Kappa
d2dyno_: SSSsss
Banakaigames: it took two men and 1 hour
mik3xx: DIEEEEEEEEE
notmichael: Empty your inventory
itsxaos: "F3 is cheating" btw LUL
itsxaos: alt Q
itsxaos: q
Serbius: lava is above LUL
notmichael: https://clips.twitch.tv/InquisitivePlacidUdonTTours
mik3xx: ctrl q
notmichael: We were all here for this amazing moment
mik3xx: MAKE ARMORRRRRRR
notmichael: BibleThump
getxkm: almost crying with this moment
notmichael: LUL
thv293: LUL
itsxaos: LUL
edoin21: told you
Banakaigames: glad I stayed up for 4am for this
nmalexandre: Keepo
peter35_: me too LUL
itsxaos: is it really cheating if someone else is cheating for you?
itsxaos: you can alt-tab if you open the inventory
Banakaigames: there is no cheat in single player
Banakaigames: CAMGIRL CAM
thmca: camera view is too big
notmichael: Now you can make 1 pick, and 1 shovel.
ilikepineapplezz: nether
directrix13: Make a diamond pickaxe now
SlinkyWP: Just use your 5Head to make an AI bot which finds diamonds for you Kappa
joker2k999: make a chain
ilikepineapplezz: jsut need obsidian
mik3xx: 1 pick 1 enchanter
notmichael: We need obsidian to create a nether portal
naryan5: you need 10 obsidian and flint and steel
itsxaos: make the diamond pickaxe and break 10 obsidian
getxkm: make 2 diamond hoes
d2dyno_: Now you can make TWO HOES!!!!!!
favsfn: PogChamp
SnakeOneMLG: make diamon pick and mine obsidian
Banakaigames: okay I'm not staying up for this though so goodnight
thmca: camera view is too small
naryan5: 10 OBSIDIAN for nether portal
notmichael: You're the only person I would ruin my sleep schedule for
itsxaos: then make a 4x5 rectangle without corners
Aocuser: Hey! It's freezing a little
mik3xx: MAKE ARMOR SHIELD
notmichael: You need to make a diamond pick. Then you can mine it
lolzxd213: hack it
lolzxd213: xD
SnakeOneMLG: you need diamond pickaxe
naryan5: pour water on lava to get OBSIDIAN
directrix13: get a bucket full of water
itsxaos: need diamond pick and go back to the cave you have some there
s0prano22: lava   water
naryan5: make a bucket and fill it with WATER
thv293: come back to the cave there is obsidient there
d2dyno_: pour water on lava, be careful!!!
ilikepineapplezz: make pick
notmichael: Yeah, there was plenty of obsidian in that little cave you found
lolzxd213: so many paths loll
mik3xx: there was lava on the surface by RIVER!!!!
SnakeOneMLG: NOOOOOOOO
notmichael: LUL
itsxaos: LUL
notmichael: YES
lolzxd213: yes
itsxaos: never waste your diamonds on a hoe king
notmichael: PogChamp
lolzxd213: nice
getxkm: StoneLightning
naryan5: make a BUCKET
notmichael: Okay, this is epic.
getxkm: I'm sped
notmichael: @itsxaos LUL
itsxaos: 3 iron
s0prano22: https://www.digminecraft.com/block_recipes/make_obsidian.php
directrix13: only need 3
lolzxd213: why is everything so far away lol
itsxaos: bring 2 maybe
notmichael: inb4 creeper
naryan5: AW MAN
mik3xx: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
itsxaos: it might be the hill behind that hill
naryan5: you also need a FLINT AND STEEL
directrix13: You might want to make some iron armor
notmichael: Place the water right next to the lava so it spreads over all of it.
getxkm: geo should play with PewDiePie
notmichael: ^
notmichael: It always saves
lolzxd213: lol inb4hax
itsxaos: you need to copy the save file for it to actually work
thv293: LUL
mik3xx: opposite direction
itsxaos: yes but go further
itsxaos: keep going that way
mik3xx: follow the river
naryan5: PILLAGERS
notmichael: raiders
naryan5: watch out
notmichael: uh oh
itsxaos: enemy
itsxaos: ignore
notmichael: just avoid it lol
jaalle: Tech ceo plays minecraft
itsxaos: ok we need coordinate boy to help us out
naryan5: lol
itsxaos: @naryan5 come help out lol
naryan5: ill look for lava coords
lolzxd213: #coordAlert
directrix13: So much cheating...
itsxaos: follow the river
itsxaos: i think
mik3xx: and he said I cant use f3
joker2k999: no minecraft ethics in these streets..
directrix13: Make armor with the iron
mik3xx: to the lefttt
medite: Yoooo nooooob go play wow classic
notmichael: WhLol
itsxaos: make a flint and steel again you need it for the portal
itsxaos: to ignite the portal
getxkm: he is not cheating, he just received some data packets with valuable information
notmichael: ^
naryan5: LAVA is at -235 69 -19
mik3xx: Do you feel that ur in the simulation
notmichael: naryan5 the GOAT
naryan5: -235 69 -19
itsxaos: thats really far tho?
notmichael: get water first
itsxaos: nvm not that far
itsxaos: you cant get lost we know the coordinates
Serbius: water
naryan5: np bro
notmichael: naryan is cheating bro LUL
naryan5: -235 69 -19
notmichael: right there
notmichael: left
itsxaos: water the lava
naryan5: pour the water NEXT to the lava
notmichael: place it by it
itsxaos: right click
naryan5: NEXT TO IT
itsxaos: it takes 13 seconds to break
notmichael: do not stand on the obsidian and mine it. there might be lava under it
itsxaos: each block
N3RdR4Ge92: PogChamp
notmichael: it takes like 60 seconds to mine one block
notmichael: RIP
notmichael: LUL
N3RdR4Ge92: xD
thv293: rip
joker2k999: its the jailbreak all over again
naryan5: proceeds to do same thing
GinkoeHere: Stand in the small hole
itsxaos: put a water block in the hole it will obsidian the lava
jamesmaloney: Nahhhhhh Minecraft ahahahah
itsxaos: STOP
itsxaos: its gonna fall again
naryan5: nice
naryan5: u lost ur water
SnakeOneMLG: you lost the water FailFish
notmichael: yes
itsxaos: yes
ilikepineapplezz: YUP
naryan5: yeah you need 10
itsxaos: well you can use 2 that are on the floor
notmichael: 2 on top, 2 on the bottom, and 4 on each side.
itsxaos: you need 8 if you build on the other obsidian
getxkm: it's painful to watch him losing water and losing some obsidian's ahah
notmichael: keep an eye out for creepers
itsxaos: build 2 pillars 3 high on the obsidian 2 blocks apart
joker2k999: shit got real...
getxkm: click ctrl to Run
itsxaos: then put two in the spaces between the pillars one block above the pillars
naryan5: you will probably die in the nether
getxkm: or double click w
notmichael: this is a very Pog stream
notmichael: 4 more PogChamp
naryan5: skeleton burning
directrix13: enemies dying from the sunlight
N3RdR4Ge92: burning skelle from outside :D
itsxaos: _XX_ X__X X__X X__X _XX_
itsxaos: ok that didnt work
notmichael: Lol what were you trying to do
itsxaos: ascii art the portal
directrix13: You might want to get more water
notmichael: ⚫️⚫️ ⚫️🔮🔮⚫️ ⚫️🔮🔮⚫️ ⚫️🔮🔮⚫️ ⚫️⚫️
edoin21: commaai archive guy gonna upload minecraft gameplay lol
notmichael: That'd didn't work either
itsxaos: a
naryan5: stay hydrated
itsxaos: we need to collab notmichael
itsxaos: _XX_
itsxaos: X__X
naryan5: -235 69 -19
itsxaos: X__X -
itsxaos: X__X--
itsxaos: _XX_
itsxaos: there ya go thats what you build
notmichael: _XX_
itsxaos: X is obsidian
notmichael: Oof
notmichael: I need a bread
N3RdR4Ge92: 4x5 without edges
N3RdR4Ge92: SeemsGood
directrix13: do diamond pickaxes never break?
s0prano22: use the egg
itsxaos: they have like 300 blocks
naryan5: diamond pickaxe lasts 1561 blocks
notmichael: bread makes your brain big
naryan5: T pose
notmichael: @georgehotz Follow the portal building instructions that itsxaos made
s0prano22: https://www.digminecraft.com/getting_started/how_to_make_nether_portal.php
N3RdR4Ge92: 4x5 portal around, without edges and inside
naryan5: 5 tall 4 wide without corners
itsxaos: _XX_
itsxaos: X__X
itsxaos: X__X-
notmichael: Build it without the corners
itsxaos: X__x__
itsxaos: _XX_
naryan5: no inside
N3RdR4Ge92: and no inside
itsxaos: look that the X is obsidian
N3RdR4Ge92: there where u go through Kappa
notmichael: We've come so far bros
directrix13: No inside and no corners
notmichael: Pog
naryan5: 2 on bottom
notmichael: 2 on bottom
naryan5: 3 on sides
itsxaos: 2 on the top and bottom
naryan5: 2 on top
notmichael: 2 on top
d2dyno_: first build portal from cobble
itsxaos: 3 on the sides
N3RdR4Ge92: LUL
itsxaos: LUL
notmichael: LUL
itsxaos: hes gonna fuck it up guaranteed LUL
suteki1: yo
notmichael: yes
N3RdR4Ge92: KappaRoss
naryan5: george and his staircases
notmichael: Pog
N3RdR4Ge92: SAVED
notmichael: its good!
itsxaos: PogChamp FIRST TRY
N3RdR4Ge92: PogChamp
itsxaos: sick
notmichael: PogChamp
suteki1: PogChamp
itsxaos: Kreygasm
N3RdR4Ge92: bogaGood
jkfsda: PogChamp
Kreunt: @georgehotz you can jump and build under yourself, its the easiest way to stack blocks quickly
notmichael: stAND IN IT
naryan5: stay in
directrix13: portal success!
joker2k999: LUL
jkfsda: inb4 dies
itsxaos: stand in
d2dyno_: bravo
notmichael: POGCHAMPION
itsxaos: do not punch the pigs
BosYapmaLutfen: hire me your company @georgehotz
notmichael: Instantly dies due to ghast lol
vovnsons: uh oh
aerotone: bed PepeLaugh
directrix13: armor would be good too
itsxaos: break the old one
ajgorspl: mąkę bed
edoin21: lol no bed
notmichael: NO
d2dyno_: don't punch pigmans!!!!!!
suteki1: oh no
edoin21: NO
ajgorspl: make bed
vovnsons: PogChamp
suteki1: he doesn'y know
rikvk01: Hi geohot
notmichael: IS HE TROLLING LOL
edoin21: never sleep in nether
naryan5: their trolling
ilikepineapplezz: just take the one u have
naryan5: go take a NAP in the nether
N3RdR4Ge92: good thing is that its always night in the nether
itsxaos: i told you break the old one
mik3xx: he knows what hes doing
d2dyno_: take nap in nether
notmichael: LOL NO
edoin21: NO
naryan5: take a quick NAP in the nether
naryan5: great idea
suteki1: thats a great idea Kappa
mik3xx: he knowa
d2dyno_: don't punch pigmans!!!!!!
naryan5: i like the way you think
notmichael: HE KNOWS LUL
suteki1: here we go
edoin21: INTENTIONAL GAME DESIGN
d2dyno_: don't punch pigmans
notmichael: Permanent sleep
itsxaos: :D
suteki1: he knows LUL
itsxaos: fun stream
BosYapmaLutfen: hire me @georgehotz
notmichael: Amazing stream
N3RdR4Ge92: *opens rickroll*
鼻史: did anyone here ever watch porn with Minecraft sound effect LUL
suteki1: LUL
notmichael: LUL
 
