SCRIPT, I WOULD HAVE.
SPEAKING OF PEOPLE GETTING 
FIRED, THERE WAS NEW EPISODE OF 
"THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE."
I THINK I MIGHT BE THE ONLY 
PERSON WATCHING THIS SHOW, BUT I
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS SO 
TERRIBLE ON TELEVISION, WHICH IS
SURPRISING BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A 
GOOD ACTOR.
LAST NIGHT HE SAID GOODBYE TO 
NFL HALL OF FAMER ERIC 
DICKERSON.
>> ERIC, IT'S NOTHING MUCH TO DO
WITH YOU.
IT'S YOUR CHARITY.
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THAT.
THERE'S PEOPLE THAT NEED THAT 
MONEY.
SO, ERIC, YOU'RE TERMINATED.
NOW, GET TO THE CHOPPER.
>> TWO OF HIS PHRASES IN THERE.
TERMINATOR AND PREDATOR.
SO ERIC GOT TO THE CHOPPER AND 
ARNOLD TURNED HIS ATTENTION TO 
THE FEMALE CONTESTANTS.
>> YOU'VE SAID IN THE BEGINNING 
THAT YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR 
IMAGE, YOU WANT TO REINVENT 
YOURSELF.
I THINK HERE YOU'VE DONE AN 
EXTRAORDINARY JOB.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU'VE DONE AN INCREDIBLE JOB
HERE.
>> YOU HAVE.
>> I THINK PEOPLE KNOW THAT 
YOU'RE SMART, THAT YOU HAVE WILL
POWER, YOU HAVE TALENT.
SNOOKI, YOU'RE TERMINATED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE SENT HER TO THE WOOD 
CHIPPER.
SHO
SNOOKI, YOU'RE TERMINATED THAT 
SUM THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN 
CIVILIZATION UP PERFECTLY.
TRUMP IS STILL THE EXECUTIVE 
PRODUCER.
IN FACT, HE'S BEEN TRYING TO 
HELP WITH THE RATINGS, BY MAKING
OCCASIONAL VISITS TO THE 
BOARDROOM HIMSELF.
>> YOU'RE TERMINATED.
>> BOY, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
WOO.
WELL, WE'VE HAD SOME DISASTERS, 
BUT THIS IS THE WORST.
YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY IS LIKE 
OUT OF CONTROL.
>> HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
>> ARE YOU NOT A HOMOSEXUAL?
YOU'RE FIRED.
>> GET TO THE CHOPPER.
>> YOU GOTTA STOP.
>> I DON'T REALLY CARE.
>> YOU'RE FIRED.
>> YOU'RE TERMINATED.
>> YOU'RE FIRED.
>> GET TO THE CHOPPER.
