- You said you've
thought about a nose job.
Have you ever thought about anything else?
Perhaps a reduction of anything?
- Reduction, is it too large?
(dramatic orchestral music)
- My name's Kirby McDermott.
- No, I have no idea.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Yeah, no I considered getting a nose job
in my insecure middle school phases.
'Cause my nose grew faster
than the rest of my face.
I don't think I would anymore.
- Yeah.
Hi.
- Hey Kirby, I'm John.
- John, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Would you mind just
turning around for me?
Yeah, mm-hmm, great.
I'm gonna say that you got a nose job.
Just 'cause it's like a model nose.
It's really nice.
You look great.
- I have not had a nose job.
- Lucky you!
Damn it!
- Thank you! (laughs)
I've done Botox, smoothed out my forehead.
I've done filler under my eyes.
I've had filler in my lip down here
to plump it up a little bit.
- Has that made you a better kisser?
- Of course!
It fits more under their lip.
Under your lip, and my top
lip like here, so it's like.
- Is that how you approach?
You're like, come here!
- Come here!
- Jesus.
I don't think your lip
is the problem here.
- Hi.
- Fuck.
- Oh, sorry.
- I know, right.
Can he come down here?
- Would that be insulting?
- Check it out, come here, come
here, no, get on your knees.
(laughing)
- I'm gonna say right off that I think
that you've had surgery
for medical purposes
because of your knees.
I notice that you've had
some replacements or implants
or something there.
I think you may have gotten
some sort of injection,
Botox or otherwise, because
your skin seems really firm.
Your forehead doesn't really
have any wrinkles in it at all.
- Nothing else pokes at ya?
(laughing)
- Can I ask you what you've had done?
- I've had 21 surgeries.
I used to joke around that
my 20th surgery was gonna be
truly for me, that I wanted,
and that was my breasts.
Can ya tell?
(stutters)
(laughing)
- What do you think stands out?
- Uh, well, hmm, can you
turn around again for me?
(laughing)
Damn it, are you, okay.
- Okay, I'm gonna turn back around.
(laughing)
- Turn, yes.
I'm gonna say no, it's not fake.
- No, it's not fake, I weigh over 200 lbs.
People think my body type
is fake all the time.
I know how annoying it
is for people to come up
and be like, is your butt fake?
And I'm like, I will
literally call the police.
- Man, that's crazy.
Hey.
- Hi!
- I'm Kirby.
- Hayley.
- Hayley, nice to meet you.
- You got a girlfriend.
- Yes, I do, sorry.
I think your tattoo is making
me wanna look at your breasts
and make me think that those
may or may not be real, fake.
Anyways.
(Hayley chuckles)
- I feel so objectified.
This is 2018, but it is Trump's America.
- I'm not part of that whole thing.
You are beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Truly beautiful.
- What do you think that
I've actually had done?
- This might be offensive if I'm wrong,
but just judging by the
sound of your voice,
it sounds like perhaps
maybe you were born a man
or something like that,
and then went through
surgery to become Hayley.
- Clocked.
Fuck.
(laughs)
I did have a sex change.
Gender confirmation surgery
or something like that.
My outie is now an innie.
I did have my chest done.
- It came out really well.
Did everything go well?
Are you able to use your
parts, how they would be used?
- Everything works.
I have like six inches of depth.
- Nice.
- Yeah and it's like,
all the hardware is there.
It gets wet.
We can be orgasmic.
- Oh, sweet.
That's awesome.
- We can share photos later,
it's cool.
- Oh cool,
great, I'll text you.
- Don't tell your girlfriend.
(laughing)
- Can I get closer?
Can I look at you?
Wow, I wanna just touch your beard.
Everything about you is so
well-groomed and maintenanced.
Oh my God, I aspire to be you, wow.
You just have really
smooth skin, I mean yeah.
Oh yeah, those lips, I'm gonna say.
Those aren't yours.
Have you gotten anything done?
- I have not.
- Fuck, wow.
Those are your lips?
- Those are my lips.
- Are you looking at his lips?
(smacks lips)
- Goddamn, did you just
wax them up for me?
- I did, I used a lip plumper.
- What, what is that?
- Do you want some?
- I'll put it on.
- You wanna try it?
- Yeah.
- It's gonna tingle,
like a lot.
- Oh fucking Jesus.
(laughing)
That's on my tongue too.
- Oh yeah, don't lick 'em, no no.
- I won't anymore.
Am I looking plump like you now?
- My lips are naturally
just a little bit plumper.
Thank you.
- Could you spin around for me?
What do you do for work?
- Right now I'm not working.
I got two sets of twins.
- You have two sets of twins?
- Yeah.
- I'm a twin!
You have very nice symmetrical breasts,
but something about me says they're real
and you're lucky and God
has given you a gift.
Am I wrong?
(laughs)
- Yes.
- I'm wrong, okay, yeah.
What have you gotten done?
- Breast lift, tummy tuck, liposculpture.
They just suck all the--
- Oh, oh, okay.
- They did a fat transfer to my butt.
- They transferred this to there?
Fuck!
Well they did a good job!
I guess that's good so yeah.
- Thank you.
- Well done.
Good luck with the twins, that's insane.
- Yes. (laughs)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Kirby.
- I'm Ana.
- Can I look at your face
closer, can I lean in?
Okay, yeah.
You seem so natural and
and pretty and beautiful.
I don't think you've had anything done.
- I've had my breasts done,
and I've gotten them taken out.
So I got 'em done thinking
it's gonna make me really happy
but that was not the case.
I felt like I was in somebody else's body.
I was not comfortable.
- Foreign to you.
- Yeah.
- Do you feel better now
that they're removed?
- Yes, yes, about my body and myself, yes.
- Oh, good, okay, so there's
a learning experience.
Wow.
- Hi, I'm Kirby.
- Damiono, nice to meet you.
- Damiono, nice to meet you.
Do you work out, do you go to the gym?
- Not as often as I should.
But I do, I go like probably
once every other month.
- Once every other month?
(laughing)
What the hell?
Can I feel your arms real quick?
That's not once every other
month, are you serious?
God wow.
No, I don't think you
have had anything done.
- Actually, I have had surgery.
I had a double mastectomy.
So yeah, so I'm trans.
I had my breasts removed.
Last year actually.
- What?
Can I see your scars?
You don't mind?
Oh, they're not even super noticeable.
Wow, what the fuck, you have a six-pack.
You don't work out at all?
- I don't!
- Once every other month.
Fuck you!
- A lot of people don't
know what the scars mean.
I used to work with kids.
I told them I got attacked by a shark.
So they always tell their parents,
Mr. Damiano was attacked
by a shark, he's so cool!
A lot of people just think
I was attacked by a shark.
- For sure, definitely, definitely.
I think in the media
and with, I don't know,
maybe reality shows or something,
it's associated with boob jobs
for the sake of boob jobs.
I've learned that plastic surgery can mean
a wide variety of things and a
lot of the time it's not bad.
- Most uncomfortable?
Curtis with that lip pump.
(crew laughing)
That was pretty much it,
that was the most uncomfortable it got.
