A naked blond
walks into a bar...
with a poodle
under one arm...
and a two-foot salami
under the other.
She lays the poodle
on the table.
Bartender says, ''l suppose
you won't be needing a drink.''
Naked lady says--
Oh, shit!
[Vernon ]
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Forgot my pencil.
[Vernon ]
Goddamn it!
What in God's name
is going on in here?
- What was that ruckus?
- What ruckus?
l was in my office,
and l heard a ruckus.
Could you describe
the ruckus, sir.
- Watch your tongue, young man.
Watch it.
- [ Groans ]
- [ Mr. Vernon ]
What is this?
- [Zipping Sound ]
- What is that? What-What--
What is that noise?
- [Andrew] What noise?
[ Claire ]
Really sir, there wasn't
any noise.
- [ Gasping ]
- Ow!
[ Exaggerated Sneeze ]
- [All Coughing ]
- [ Cries Out]
- [ Coughing ]
- [ Coughing ]
That noise?
Was that the noise
you were talking about?
No, it wasn't.
That was not the noise
l was talking about.
Now, l may not have caught you
in the act this time,
but you can bet l will.
[ Laughs ]
You make book
on that, missy.
And you!
l will not be made a fool of.
[ Laughing ]
l t was an accident.
You're an asshole.
Sue me.
So, Ahab, can l have
all my doobage?
[_ipping Sound ]
Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna
blaze up in here.
