Alright, time to do some grocery shopping.
And I'll just use the force to open this door.
Smells like farts in here.
Let's see eggs.
Do eggs have protein?
Does yogurt have protein?
Do bananas have protein?
Eh fuck it I'll just get them.
Alright do I need any snowman noses?
Steak?
Ah money's too tight for steak.
Steak?
Uh, sure.
Steak.
Let's see orange juice.
Alright.
Am I a pulp guy?
Or am I a no pulp guy.
Just orange drink.
I can't be absofruitely sure.
Well, no pulp goes better with vodka.
Alright problem solved.
The fuck is the difference between white and
brown eggs?
Fucking racist.
Is this the manliest yogurt they have?
I need something made out of pterodactyl.
God I love the liquor aisle.
So exciting, so many possibilities.
I could drink anything.
I could drink Everything!
Oh and they have condoms here.
That's smart.
Peanut butter?
More like penis butter!
Alright I gotta get out of here.
God I'm such a pussy using a fucking basket.
I need a cart, I'm a man!
OH yea, riding dirty.
Big cart mother fucker.
Weeeeeeeee.
Alright, do I need milk?
Milk is for babies.
When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Good thing I'm at the grocery store; I'm fucking
starving.
Everybody knows that's the best time to shop
for groceries.
Ok, eating healthy.
Gonna get some salad.
Baby spinach?
What am I baby fucking Popeye?
Where's baby Olive Oil?
Red leaf?
Fifty Fifty?
Fifty fifty of what?
Man fuck salad.
K cheese, hotdogs, chili, hummus, beans.
Well I should have no trouble farting tonight.
Muscle Milk!
Gotta reload those guns.
Do I need windex?
I've only got like nine bottles at home.
Well better safe than sorry.
Plus it's got protein.
Hamburger helper?
I like you little glove guy.
You're coming home with me buddy.
Hot pockets.
Diarrea pockets.
Ehhh.
Yea.
Oh wait, this isn't hamburger this is lamb.
Well, guess I'm having lamburger helper tonight.
Alright frozen pizza.
I know what you are, alright?
I know what you are and I know what you're
not and you're no fucking delivery.
I'm just kidding Digiorno I love you.
Please come home with me.
Tokyo drift motha fucka!
Mmm honey nut cheerios.
Oh shit is that Carmelo Anthony?
Oh no no I'm good.
Bulbasaur.
God damn it.
This guy's in my fucking way.
Now I have to pretend like I'm looking for
something else.
Self checkout, what is this the matrix?
Oh my fuck, first you use coupons, now you're
try to pay with a fucking check?
And I will carry all the bags in one trip
because I am a man.
Awesome now I have food for... oh is that
a Burger King?
Windex does not actually have any protein.
So nobody drink windex thinking that it's
a protein shake.
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