
Spanish: 
¡Da dinero, recibe Dragon Ball!
♪ Solamente las estrellas
Rompen el mooooooooolde ♪
Hola paaaaapi
¿Quién eres tú?
 
 
¡Vas a ayudarme a criar a este bebé!
No estoy listo para ese nivel de compromiso
¡Bien!
¡Nooooooo mi bebé!
Se está metiendo en tu cabeza
Y en tu brazo
¡Ahhhh, mi brazo!
Ay papi está tan apretado
¿Por qué me sigues llamando así?
Porque soy 9 tipos, 
hamburguesas y papas fritas (rima que solo tiene sentido en inglés)
Piccoro estamos aquí para ayudar...
Dios mío ¿Su boca es su pene?
Taiyo Ken
 
¡Ay, pene en mis ojos!
Ya vuelvo, voy a comerme a mis hermanos
¿Que deberíamos hacer?
Si tan sólo Gokú estuviera aquí
 
Plus Ultra
 
Me pregunto a dónde van
Bienvenidos a la habitación de mierdas infinitas
¿Qué mierda significa eso?
Significa que el año que viene, será mañana
¿¡¿NANI?!?
¿Y qué haremos nosotros?
No lo sé

French: 
CELL PARFAIT : Donnez l'argent!
Recevez Dragonball !
CELL IMPARFAIT :  ♪ Only shooting stars break the...
(Chante All Star de Smash Mouth)
...mo~old. ♪
(Chante All Star de Smash Mouth)
Hé, pa~
Hé, pa~pa!
PICCOLO : T'es qui?
[vomit]
[bébé qui pleure]
CELL IMPARFAIT: Tu vas m'aider à élever cet enfant ! 
[bébé qui pleure]
PICCOLO : Je ne suis pas prêt pour ce niveau de responsabilité !
CELL IMPARFAIT: Très bien !
[empale]
PICCOLO: NOOON !
MON BÉBÉ !!!
KAMI : Il est en train de rentrer dans ta tête !
ET TON BRAS !
[empale]
PICCOLO : AAAAGH, MON BRAS !!!
CELL IMPARFAIT : Ooh, Papa; c'est tellement serrer !
PICCOLO : Pourquoi tu continues de m'appeler comme ça !?
CELL IMPARFAIT : Parce que je suis NEUF mecs !
[Jeu de mot sur le fast food 5 Guys]
Burgers et frites !
KRILLIN : Piccolo, on est là pour t'aid-
Oh mon dieu ;
(oh non... on l'a tous vu....)
Est-ce que sa bouche est sa bite ?
CELL IMPARFAIT : MORSURE DU SOLEIL !
KRILLIN : AH ! BITE DANS MES YEUX !
CELL IMPARFAIT : Je reviens vite, j'vais dévorer mes jumeaux !
PICCOLO : Qu'est-ce qu'on devrait faire ?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : Si seulement Goku était là !
[pop]
GOKU : PLUS ULTRA !
[pop]
KRILLIN : Je me demande où ils vont ?
MR. POPO : BIENVENUE À LA SALLE DE LA CONNERIE INFINIE !!!
VEGETA : Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire c'te merde ?
GOKU : Ça veut dire que l'année prochaine sera demain.
VEGETA : NANI ?!?
[blam]
GOHAN : Donc qu'est-ce que nous allons faire ?

iw: 
תן כסף
תרוויח דרגון בול
רק כוכבים נופלים שוברים את ה
צור-ההה
היי אבא
ללה
פיקולו: מי אתה?
[מקיא]
[תינוק בוכה]
סל: אתה עומד לעזור לי לגדל את הילד הזה! [תינוק בוכה ברקע]
פיקולו: אני לא מוכן לרמת המחוייבות הזאת!
סל:בסדר
[דקירה]
פיקולו: לאאאא!
התינוק שלי!!!
קאמי: הוא נכנס (גם מכניס) לך לתוך הראש!
ולזרוע שלך!
[דקירה]
פיקולו: אהההה הזרוע שלי!!!
סל: אוו אבא'לה זה כל כך צמוד
פיקולו:למה אתה ממשיך לקרוא לי ככה?
סל: כי אני 9 אנשים
בורגרים וצ'יפס
קרילין: פיקולו הגענו כדי לעזור
או מיי גוד
האם הפה שלו זה הזין שלו?
סל: סולר פלייר
קרילין: אה! העיניים שלי!
סל: מיד חוזר הלכתי לאכול
פיקולו: מה נעשה?
טראנקס העתידי: אם רק גוקו היה כאן
[פופ]
גוקו: פלוס אולטרה
[פופ]
קרילין: אני תוהה מה הם עושים
מר פופו: ברוכים הבאים לחדר של בולשיט אינסופי!
ווג'יטה: מה לאז*זל זה אומר?
גוקו: זה אומר ששנה הבאה תהיה מחר
(מיפנית נאני?=מה?!?)
[טריקה]
גוהן אז מה אנחנו עומדים לעשות?

English: 
PERFECT CELL: Give money!
Recieve Dragonball!
IMPERFECT CELL: ♪ Only shooting stars break the...
...mo~old. ♪
Hey, da~
Hey, da~ddy!
PICCOLO: Who're you?
[vomits]
[baby crying]
IMPERFECT CELL: You're gonna help me raise this child!
[baby crying]
PICCOLO: I'm not ready for that level of commitment!
IMPERFECT CELL: Fine!
[stab]
PICCOLO: NOOO!
MY BABY!!!
KAMI: He's getting in your head!
AND YOUR ARM!
[stab]
PICCOLO: AAAAGH, MY ARM!!!
IMPERFECT CELL: Ooh, Daddy; it's so tight!
PICCOLO: Why do you keep calling me that!?
IMPERFECT CELL: Because I'm NINE guys!
Burgers and fries!
KRILLIN: Piccolo, we're here to help-
Oh my god;
Is his mouth his dick?
IMPERFECT CELL: SOLAR FLARE!
KRILLIN: AH! DICK IN MY EYES!
IMPERFECT CELL: BRB; Gonna eat up my siblings!
PICCOLO: What should we do?
FUTURE TRUNKS: If only Goku were here!
[pop]
GOKU: PLUS ULTRA!
[pop]
KRILLIN: Wonder where they're going?
MR. POPO: WELCOME TO THE ROOM OF INFINITE BULLSHIT!!!
VEGETA: F*ck's that mean?
GOKU: It means next year will be tomorrow.
VEGETA: NANI?!?
[slam]
GOHAN: So what are we gonna do?

English: 
PERFECT CELLOUT: Give Money,  Receive Dragonball~
(of course another sellout)
[These are joke subtitles, if you need accurate ones please go to the regular ones]
IMP. CELL: 🎵 -Only Shooting sta~ars Break the mo~old.🎵 
(Did he just sing the entirety of All Star between episodes?)
[IMMEDIATE 0/10 NO "-BODY ONCE TOLD ME"]
(Freaked Out)
Hey Da~ddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
(What the hell is with the sexual jokes all of a sudden in DBZA)
DADDY: Who are you?
(I'm guessing his name is Daddy then)
C** DUMPSTER: BLAHH
BABY: MMAAH!
INSANE FATHER: You are going to help me raise this Child!
(This turned quick..)
[this is way too quick I agree]
DAD: IM NOT READY FOR THAT LEVEL OF COMMITMENT! 
(what the fuck is going on anymore)
[who fucking knows anymore]
INSANE FATHER MURDERER: Fine!
(NO NOT THE BABY!!)
(I literally just woke up please)
BABY: Ah!
{Shanked, tough out here in the slums}
DAD WHO WILL REGRET THIS: NOOO! MY BABY!
(why is he mad he's got gohan)
SHERLOCK HOLMES: He's getting in your head!
(you mean like you are)
SHERLOCK HOLMES: He's getting in your head! AND YOUR ARM!!
(jesus sherlock calm down)
WATSON: AAGH MY ARM!
(Self actions right here ;D)
CERTIFIED GAY HUSBAND: Ugh, daddy, its so tight! ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 
(again with the sexual jokes ffs)
[sexual jokes are a part of this series after season 2]
14 YEAR-OLD DADDY: Why do you keep calling me that?!
(maybe he's kinky?)
[Cell confirmed DDLG]
LITTLE GIRL: Because I'm Nine Guys, Burgers and Fries!
[8 others: Sup]
(Let's see, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Freeza, Trunks, Krillin, Vegeta, and King Cold)
KRILLIN: Piccolo, we're here to help-
(WHERE DID HE come from?)
VICTIM: Oh my Dende-
[Don't look down]
(Gotcha bitch)
VICTIM: -Is his mouth his dick?
(i would assume yes)
FLASHER: SOLAR FLARE
(uh oh)
{The hell with this Freeza figurine?}
VICTIM: AH DICK IN MY EYES!!!! >AQ
(guess he took that one to the face)
[Zarbon would be proud]
MR. ALABAMA: Brb gonna eat out mah siblin's~
(of course you are)
[Well, boys, we've hit Alabama...]
3 GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES: What should we do?!
(if only we had Goku)
PRINCESS TRUNKS: If only Plot Armor were here... 
(Hey, that's my line!)
*POP*
(wow ask and you shall receive)
DEKUROT: Plus
(no)
DEKUROT: Plus ULTRA!!!
(Dende dammit, another Academia reference)
 [He didn't take nappa's advice D:]
*POP*
[I wish Goku was All Might]
KRILLIN: Wonder where they're going?
(maybe training what else does goku do)
LORD POPO: Welcome... TO THE ROOM OF-
DBZ FANBASE: -INFINITE BULLSHIT!!!
VEGETA: F*CKS that mean?
TIME MASTER: It means next year
will be tomorrow!
[I mean; He's not wrong, and I hate that]
DEAD MEME: 9E?!?!?!?!
 
[For those of you who've been under a rock and/or have SOMEHOW managed to avoid the internet spewing this meme everywhere; it means 'what']
*doorclose.mp3*
SON OF 3 GUYS NOW: So what are we going to do?

Korean: 
돈은 내고
드래곤볼을 받아라
(Smash Mouth - All Star)
떨어지는 별들이~ 틀을 부수는 거~야
안녕, 아빠
누구냐 넌
쿠웳!!
애 키우는 걸 도와줘야겠어!
난 아직 키울 준비가 안 됐어!
그렇다면야!
안돼!! 내 아이를!!!
네 머릴 정복하려 해!
네 팔도 마찬가지!
아악! 내 팔!!
으, 아빠 너무 조인다~
왜 날 아빠라 그러는 거야!?
난 구공삽입을 한 사람거든!
피콜로! 도와주러 왔어!
어머, 쟤 입이랑 고추랑 똑같네
태양권!!
악! 내 눈에 고추가!!
형제자매 다 먹고 올 테니 기다려
이제 어쩌지?
오공 씨만 계셨다면...
PLUS ULTRA!
둘이 어디 가는 걸까?
무한한 개~소리의 방에 온 걸 환영해
뭐래 X바
내일이 곧 내년이라는 뜻이야
나니?!?
이제 우린 뭐 해요?
글쎄다

Spanish: 
Usualmente no me involucro hasta que las cosas están jodidas
Así queee...
Esperamos a Vegeta
Esperamos a Vegeta, sí
No, no creo que sea racista llamar al rey un hijo de perra
Ey
¿Puede Gokú salir y morir?
¡El letrero dice no solicitantes!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Y de repente estamos en Looney Tunes.
Me gusta el Correcaminos.
¡Y a mí me gusta Pepe le Pew!
Soy un fan de Sam el Perro Pastor
¿¡Jesús Cyborg qué es esa cosa!?
Soy tu Onii-Chan (Hermano en japones)
¿Qué vamos a hacer en el piso Onii-Chan?
Efecto de sonido de Gundam
¡Mierda!
¿Te importa?
Yo no voy a tu trabajo y empujo a tu hermano de tu agujero
Espera, no puedes hacer eso, estamos emparentados
No por sangre
Ah claro, está bien entonces
 
Y ahora yo...
¡Oye, labios de pene!
Esta es la última cosa asombrosa que jamás haré
No es broma
Respeto
Tri-Beam

English: 
GOKU: I dunno. I usually don't get involved until things are at their worst.
GOHAN: so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
GOKU: Waiting for Vegeta, yes.
GOHAN: so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
GOKU: Waiting for Vegeta, yes.
Talk Show: No, I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch.
17: Hey!
PICCOLO: HRMN?!
17: Can Goku come out and die?
PICCOLO: THE SIGN SAYS NO SOLICITORS!
GUAWG!
GUAWG!
-BLAHEGH!
GUAWG! GUACK!
-BLAHEGH!
GUAWG! GUACK!
-BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW!
-BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW!
-BLAHEGH! BLARARAH! BLUAGH
18: And suddenly we're in Looney Toons.
[Grunting continues off screen]
16: I like the Road Runner.
IMPERFECT CELL: And I like Pepe le Pew!
[Grunting stops]
IMPERFECT CELL: And I like Pepe le Pew!
PICCOLO: I'm a fan of Sam Sheepdog-
DOLWARGH!
17: Cyborg Jesus, what is that thing?
IMPEFECT CELL: I'm your Onii-Chan!
17: What are we going to do on the ground, Onii-chan?
[Anime WOW! sound effect]
16: Gundam sound effect!
IMPERFECT CELL: AH!
F*ck!
Do you MIND?!?
I don't come to your work and knock your brother out of YOUR 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑬.
17: Wait you can't do this, we're related!
IMPERFECT CELL: Not by blood~
17: Oh, cool. That's fine then.
[schlomp]
[Porn music in background accompanied by scrunching sounds]
[Morph sound]
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: And now, I--
TENSHINHAN: HEY, DICK LIPS!
This is the last cool thing I'll ever do.
There is no joke.
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Respecc.
AW BEANS!

French: 
GOKU : Ch'ais pas. Généralement je ne m'implique pas tant que les choses peuvent encore empirer.
GOHAN : donc, nous attendons Vegeta ?
GOKU : Nous attendons Vegeta, oui.
GOHAN : donc, nous attendons Vegeta?
GOKU : Nous attendons Vegeta, oui.
Émission de télévision : Non, je ne pense pas que c'est raciste d’appeler le roi un fils de chien.
C-17 : Hé !
PICCOLO : HRMN ?!
C-17 : Est-ce que Goku peut sortir et mourir ?
PICCOLO : LE PANNEAU DIT PAS DE QUÉMANDEURS !
GUAWG !
GUAWG ! -BLAHEGH !
GUAWG ! GUACK ! -BLAHEGH !
GUAWG ! GUACK ! -BLAHEGH ! BLARARAH !
GUAWG ! GUACK ! UGHAW ! -BLAHEGH ! BLARARAH !
GUAWG ! GUACK ! UGHAW ! -BLAHEGH ! BLARARAH ! BLUAGH
C-18 : Et soudainement on se retrouve dans les Looney Tunes.
[Les bruits de combat continuent hors-champ]
C16 : J'aime bien Bip-Bip.
CELL IMPARFAIT : Et j'aime bien Pépé le Putois!
[Les bruits de combat s'arrêtent]
CELL IMPARFAIT : Et j'aime bien Pépé le Putois!
PICCOLO : Je suis un fan de Sam le Chie-
DOLWARGH !
C-17 : Doux Cyborg, qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
CELL IMPARFAIT : Je suis ton Onii-chan !
C-17 : Qu'est-ce qu'on va faire sur le sol, Onni-chan ?
[Effet sonore WOW!]
C-16 : Effet sonore de Gundam !
CELL IMPARFAT : AH !
P*tain !
Tu PERMETS ?!?
C'est pas moi qui t'interrompt à ton travail et qui vire ton frère hors de ton T R O U.
C-17 : Attends on peut pas faire ça, on est de la même famille !
CELL IMPARFAIT : Pas par le sang~
C-17 : Oh cool. Ça va alors.
[schlomp]
(UN MEC FAIT RENTRER SON BEAU-FRÈRE DANS SON TROU EN ENTIER)
[Bruit de transformation]
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Et maintenant, je--
TENSHIHAN : HÉ, SUCE-BITE !
Voici la dernière chose stylée que je ferais jamais.
Il n'y a pas de blague.
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Respé.
AH, CROTTE !

English: 
IDIOT EX MACHINA: I dunno, I usually don't get involved until things are at their worst.
S3M: So we're waiting for Vegeta...?
S3M: So we're waiting for Vegeta...?
IDIOT EX MACHINA: Waiting for Vegeta, yes...
IDIOT EX MACHINA: Waiting for Vegeta, yes...
{Woosh}
[We're now at Kame House.. Again.]
RACIST: No! I don't think it's racist to call the king a "Son of a Bitch"
[Oi, he has a proper title.. It's King of the World.]
DUDEBOT: Hey..
3 GUYS: Hrng?!
BOYTOY: Can Goku come out and die?
[That was lame and obvious, 0/10]
(I agree. But I'm giving it a -1/10)
3 GUYS: THE SIGN SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!!!
(EVER!!!!!!)
SOLICITOR: GUAAWG!!!
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
PICCOLO: BLARAGH!!!!
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
SOLICITOR: GUACK!!!!
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
PICCOLO: BLARARAH!!!!
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
SOLICITOR: UGHAAAWWW!!!!
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
PICCOLO: BLA-
[Oh goody, punching that defies all logic!]
HOEBOT: And suddenly we're in Looney Tunes™...
*gutteral background noises*
BIRDBOT: I like the Road Runner™. 
(not surprising)
RAPIST: And I like Pepé Le Pew...
[Now, THAT on the other hand...]
PICCOLO: I'm a fan of Sam Sheepdog-
[You're the only one ya damn hipster]
PICCOLO: DOLWARGH!!!
[RIP CARTILAGE]
(guess Cell does not like Sam Sheepdog)
{Or he doesn't care what Piccolo thinks?}
CYBORG CHRISTIAN: Cyborg Jesus-
-WHAT IS THAT THING?!
HENTAI AS SHIT: I'm your Ǒ̸̫̀͂͜ǹ̴̬̪̟̇ḭ̷͆́̚͝i̴̞̬̮͋-̸̯̞͎͗C̶̘̲̎̒h̵̫͙́̿̊̈́a̶̫̣̠͕̿̽n̴̪̈̈́
IMOUTO: DOHOUGH!!!
IMOUTO 17: What are we going to do on the ground-
(this hurts to sub in....)
[Yes, the Canadians have feelings...]
{And one of those feelings is uncomfortable}
IMOUTO 17: -Onii-Chan?!
(this hurts to sub in....)
[Yes, the Canadians have feelings...]
{And one of those feelings is uncomfortable}
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*WOOOOW *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
(PURGE THIS UNHOLY HERESY!!!!)
*THIS IS NOT! MY! FETISH!*
{GET IT OFF MY SCREEN}
|NONONONO|
CHAR: *GUNDAM SOUND EFFECT*
[File loaded, playing in 0.3 seconds]
(Music: Gallant Char)
*Gundamrocket.mp3*
(AW SWEET GUNDAM SOUND EFFECTS!!!!)
ZEON FORCES: AH!!!!
ZEON FORCES: F*CK!!!!
ZEON FORCES: Do you mind?! (°言°怒)
INCEST JOKE: I don't come to YOUR work-
INCEST JOKE: -and knock your brother out of your
ＨＯＬＥ
IMOUTO 17: Wait you can't do this!
[What are you doing, Step Bro?]
IMOUTO 17: We're related!
[What are you doing, Step Bro?]
[Is that your only objection?]
SWEET HOME ALABAMA: n̶͙̖̳̟͕͕̂̐̽̓͜͞ò͙̳͎̺͈̩̙̮̊̀̐̉̿̏̕̚͜ţ̢͔̪̱̺̠̟̒̐̑̅͗̈́̏̅̕͝ b̛̗̟̘͉͊́̐̚͢y̥͙͙̪̻̍̃̓͗͗͘͜ b͍̳̮͈̬̭̼̖̅̍̎͆͐͒̚l̜̥͇̼͎̾́̄̄̽͂͝ǫ̛̮͉̺̱̟͓͔̰͌̎́̅͑͠ͅǫ̻̹̤̠͛́͊̍̀͗͑̾͆̽ḑ̡̧̧̬̻̗̟̗̿̑́̀̄͘͢
(No you got it wrong, blood related is Alabama, non-blood-related incest is Japan...Japan is both...) 
[I didn't need this...] {None of us needed this...}
INCESTUOUS BROTHER: Oh, cool - that's fine then. [apparently, yes] 
{Pretty sure that's more s3x jokes than episode 2.5}
(This is more s3x jokes than all of DBZA combined)
[Oh my~] 
[Welp, we're demonitized!]
(I'm back from sleeping and working on these subs again wha-)
[Hell on earth, my friend. Hell on fucking earth.]
"Yeah"
[Oh my~]
(What the fuck)
[Why does the one of Trunks killing Freeza have the most views?]
[Oh my~]
(What the fuck)
*Anybody like vore?*
{George Takei and Zarbon are definetly nutting}
{Notice that they had to take the time to edit this... They had to sit there and agree that they should put that there}
"Oh yeah"
[Oh my~]
(I don't get TFS anymore)
{Notice that they had to take the time to edit this... They had to sit there and agree that they should put that there}
[Oh my~]
(Fun fact: Kid Goku touched the crotches of 3 girls, Bulma being one of them, stepped/kicked Chichi's, and Oolong and Namu's...son of a bitch getting more sexual action in 4 years than I have in my entire life)
DICK LIPS: AND NOW I'M-
[-MA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!]
(I was waiting for someone to make that joke)
THE ONLY SERIOUS CHARACTER IN DBZA: HEY DICK LIPS!
"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do."
[You'll do it well...]
"There is no joke..." 
[Coming from the "Only Serious Character," folks.]
(Well I think I spy one joke...Tenshinhan how did you take damage already?)
{It's permanent damage to his ego from Dragon Ball}
DICK LIPS: Respecc.
AW BEANS!

iw: 
גוקו? אני לא יודע אני בד'כ לא מתערב עד שדברים מידרדרים לשפל
גוהן: אז אנחנו מחכים לווג'יטה?
גוקו (באמצע): כן אנחנו מחכים לווג'יטה
כן
תוכנית: לא אני לא חושב שלקרוא למלך בן כלבה זה גזעני
17:היי
פיקולו: הממ??
17: גוקו יכול לבוא החוצה ולמות?
פיקולו: השלט אומר בלי כנופיות מוזרות (תרגום חופשי)
[גניחות]
[גניחות כאב]
[גניחות]
[עוד גניחות]
[וכך הלאה]
[קלטתם כבר את הקטע לא?]
18: ולפתע אנחנו בלוני טונס
16: אני אוהב את הציפור המהירה
סל: ואני אוהם את פהפה לה פיו
סל:אני אוהב את פפה לה פיו
פיקולו: אני מעריץ של סאם שיפדוג
[גניחה נוספת]
17: ישו סייבורג! מה זה?!
סל: אני האוני צ'אן שלך
17: אז מה אנחנו עושים על הקרקע אוני צ'אן?
[אפקט אנימה של וואו!]
16: אפקט קול מסויים!
סל: אה!
פ*ק
אכפת לך?
אני לא מגיע לעבודה שלך ומעיף את אחיך לחור שלך
17:אתה לא יכול לעשות את זה יש בינינו קשר!
סל: לא ע"פ דם
17:סבבה
[שאיבה]
[קולות של פ*רנו ברקע שמלווים בקולות בליסה]
[קול השנתות]
סל חצי מושלם:עכשיו אני
טינשנהן: הי שפתי זין!
זה הדבר הקול האחרון שאעשה
אין בדיחה
סל: כבו
אוו! שעועית

Korean: 
난 최악의 사태가 안 오면 안 끼어들거든
그럼 베지터 아저씨 기다려요?
- 베지터 기다려야지, 그럼
그럼 베지터 아저씨 기다려요?
아니, 왕을 개 자식이라 부르는 게 왜 인종 차별이죠?
어이
손오공 나와서 죽어줄래?
잡상인 출입 금지라 적혀 있잖아!!
갑자기 루니툰이 됐어
난 로드러너가 좋다
난 페페 르 퓨가 좋아
난 샘 쉽독 팬인데
사이보그 하느님 맙소사, 저게 뭐지?
난 네 오니쨩이야
* 푸쉭 *
땅바닥에서 뭘 할 거야, 오니쨩?
☆WoW☆
건담 효과음~!
악! X발!
제발 좀!
네 형제를 잡으러 온 거지
널 상대하러 온 게 아니야!
그럼 안 돼, 우린 친인척이잖아
피는 안 섞였어
그러네, 그럼 오케이
[ㄴㅁ] CELL-017 활짝 벌린 구멍으로 오빠 받아들이기
덕분에 이제 난
어이, 고추입술!
내가 마지막으로 할 멋진 모습이야
농담 아니다
존중하지

iw: 
טינשנהן:הו
הו הו
הו הו הו
[קול שאומר: נפל! מdragon ball fighterz]
חג מולד שמח בן זו*ה
סל חצי מושלם: וחנוכה שמח לך (אומרים שטיאנשנהן הוא יהודי וגם כל ישראלי יבין את הבדיחה הזאת לבד כי חנוכה קורה מתי שחג המולד קורה)
טיאנשנהן:תודה
[פופ]
גוקו: מישהו אמר חג המולד?
טיאנשנהן: עכשיו אתה מגיע
סל: או היי גוקו
גוקו: אתה עומד פ*קינג למות
[פופ]
סל: או
אז אני אהיה מושלם
ווגיטה: או שאולי לא
סל: או היי ווג'יטה
ווג'יטה: אני עומד לעשות לך ז*ון
סל: סלח לי?
ווגיטה: לעולם לא!
אהה
סל: [עוד גניחות לאוסף]
ווג'יטה: תראו איך שפצפצתי אותו מכות (תרגום חופשי)
[יריקה]
חתיכת שמן דפוק ומקולקל! (תרגום חופשי)
סל: אני יכול פשוט לשאוב את האנדרואידים?
ווג'יטה: לא
טראנקס העתידי: כן!
סל: בבקשהההההההההההה??????.
ווג'יטה: כן!
טראנקס: לאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאא
18: על מה הם מדברים [קולות של טראנקס צורח ברקע]
[בליעה]
[קול השתנות]
סל המושלם: אני מושלם
ואתם תצטטו
כל מה שאני יאמר
קרילין: אכלת את החברה שלי!
אה!
ווג'יטה- עכשיו אתה תרגיש את העוצמה של סופר ווג'י
אה!
טראנקס העתידי: אני לא אתן לך להרוס עוד עתי-
אה!
סל המושלם: עכשיו אני הולך להקים תורניר. ביי חבורת מעפנים (תרגום חופשי)
קרילין: אנחנו חברים עכשיו
16: אבל אני רוצה להרוג את גוקו
קרילין: רוב חבריי רצו

Korean: 
메리 크리스마스다, X발놈아
그래, 해피 하누카
고마워
크리스마스라 한 사람?
이제 나타나는 거야?
안녕, 손오공
넌 X나 뒤질 줄 알아
오우
어서 완전체가 돼야겠어
안 그러겠다면 어쩔래?
안녕, 베지터
X먹어버릴테다, 새끼야!
뭐라고?
필요 없어!!
나 벌크업된 거 봐
3대 500따윈 껌이지!
인조인간 흡수해도 돼?
아니
좋았어
제발?
좋아
안돼!!!
무슨 얘기 하는 거야?
난 완벽하고
너희들 모두
날 따라하게 되겠지
내 여친을 먹다니!
아
이 슈퍼 베지터의 분노를 맛보
아
또 다른 미래를 망치게 둘 순 없
아
이만 토너먼트 준비하러 가지
또 보자, 사육사들아
이제 우린 친구야
그래도 손오공 죽이고 싶다
내 친구들도 그랬어

English: 
CHRIS KRINGLE: HO!
SAINT NICK: HO!
SHECK WES: HOE!
[I think he qualifies..]
DYING SANTA: Merry Christmas mother f*cker
KRAMPUS: And happy Hanukkah to you.
...Thanks...
(Oh yeah Tenshinhan is Jewish)
{POP}
CHAMPION CHRISTMAS EX MACHINA: DID SOMEBODY SAY CHRISTMAS?!
[Goku saves Christmas part four in the TFS cinematic universe]
(I'm waiting on part 5!)
DYING SANTA: NOW YOU SHOW UP...
KRAMPUS: Oh, hey Goku-
IDIOT EX MACHINA: You're gonna f[scouter beep]'ing die.
 (First time as long as I've known DBZA for goku to curse) [Shocked me too]
{POP}
GONNA F*CKING DIE: Oh... Guess I'll just perfect then.
LITERALLY INSTANTANEOUS MOVEMENT: Or maybe you will NOT!
DICK LIPS: Oh hey Vegeta.
INCEST: I'm gonna do ya a f*ck!
[We're back in Alabama]
[Vegeta x Cell]
SEMI. CELL: 'Scuse me?!
DBS FANBASE: NEVAH!!!  (ʘ言ʘ╬)
GETS THE F*CK: BLARG
GETS THE F*CK:-DORBLBLLBLBBLBLL!!!!
F*CKER: Look how yoked I am. {Spit}
- Straight up "COCK DIESEL!"
*I have no idea what that means. But it sounds neat.*
(Doesn't sound neat to me)
F*CKED: Can I just eat out my sister?
COCK DIESEL: No.
COCK ETHER: YES!
VORE ENTHUSIAST: Pleeease?
SCREWED THE POOCH: Yes!
PRINCESS EGGPLANT: NOOOOOOOOOOO
(ohno.mp4)
{ImagineBricks said that in the last episode}
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GYNOID: What are they talking about?
("Guy SUCKS his step-sister dry")
*S U C C  Received*
PERFECT: I am Perfect...
[Hi Perfect, I'm DAD!]
...and you will quote...
EVERYTHING I say.
[Yes We Will.]
CUCKED: YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEND! Ow~
[Anyone else notice Krillin's missing his shirt...? No...?]
(Not until you pointed it out)
BRINGER OF YOUR SHIT: NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF SUPER VEG -AH~
ROIDING ANGSTY PRINCESS TRUNKS: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTU-AH~ 
(That's Zamasu's job, isn't it?)
*Mostly Black's job, but yeah.*
PERFECT: And now I'm going to throw a tournament.
- Later breeders.
[Funny, how they all will have children...]
(Not this Trunks specifically and it's not confirmed if baby Trunks later has a child. All we know is that Vegeta Jr. exists)
{But Mai tho... #WaifuPower}
LITTLE DUCK: We're friends now.
(With a gundam sounding android HELL YEA!!!!!)
GUNDAM: But I want to kill Goku...
AMURO RAY: Most of my friends did!
[Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Yamcha, Vegeta, Bulma... Am I forgetting someone?] {<Oolong?}
*Just assume all of them. Easier that way*
(note to self, don't try and kill friends)

French: 
TENSHINHAN : HO
TENSHINHAN : HO-HO
TENSHINHAN : HO-HO-HO
[FighterZ Down]
Joyeux Noël, fils de pute.
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Et Joyeux Hanukkah à toi.
TENSHINHAN : Merci.
[pop]
GOKU : Est-ce que quelqu'un à dit Noël ?!
TENSHINHAN : Et tu ne te montres que MAINTENANT.
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Oh, salut Goku-
GOKU : Tu vas te faire p*tain de crever.
[pop]
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Oh.
J'imagine que je vais juste parfait alors.
VEGETA : Ou peut-être que non !
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Oh, hé Végéta.
VEGETA : Je vais te foutre une branlée !
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : 'scuse moi?
VEGETA : JAMAIS !
AHH
AAH BLggghhh
VEGETA : Regarde comme je suis sculpté.
*crache*
Énorme et sec !
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Est-ce que je peux juste absorber les cyborgs?
VEGETA : Non.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : Oui !
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : S'teu plaaaaît ?
VEGETA : Oui !
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!
C-18 : ... De quoi ils parlent?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!
[schlomp]
[bruit de transformation]
CELL PARFAIT : Je suis parfait...
...et vous allez citer...
...tout ce que je dis.
KRILLIN : TU AS MANGÉ MA PETITE AMIE !!!
KRILLIN : TU AS MANGÉ MA PETITE-ah.
VEGETA : Maintenant tu vas subir la colère de SUPER VEGETA !!!
VEGETA : Maintenant tu vas subir la colère de SUPER VEGE-ah.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : JE NE TE LAISSERAI PAS DÉTRUIRE UN AUTRE FUTUR !!!
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: JE NE TE LAISSERAI PAS DÉTRUIRE UN AUTRE FUTU-ah.
CELL PARFAIT : Et maintenant je vais organiser un tournoi. A plus tard, les tocards!
KRILLIN : On est amis maintenant.
C-16 : Mais je veux tuer Goku.
KRILLIN : La plupart de mes amis le voulaient.

English: 
TENSHINHAN: HO
TENSHINHAN: HO-HO
TENSHINHAN: HO-HO-HO
[Fighterz Down voice clip]
Merry Christmas motherf*cker.
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: And Happy Hanukkah to you.
TENSHINHAN: Thanks.
[pop]
GOKU: Did someone say Christmas?!
TENSHINHAN: NOW you show up.
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Oh, hey Goku--
GOKU: You're gonna f*cking die.
[pop]
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Oh.
Guess I'll just Perfect, then.
VEGETA: Or maybe you will not!
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Oh, hey Vegeta.
VEGETA: I'm gonna do you a f*ck!
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: S'cuse me?
VEGETA: NEVER!
AHH
AAH BLggghhh
VEGETA: Look how yoke'd I am.
*spits*
Straight up cock diesel!
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Can I just absorb the androids?
VEGETA: No.
FUTURE TRUNKS: Yes!
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: Pleeeease??
VEGETA: Yes!
FUTURE TRUNKS: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
18: ...what are they talking about?
FUTURE TRUNKS: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[schlomp]
[morph sound]
PERFECT CELL: I am perfect...
...and you will quote...
...everything I say.
KRILLIN: YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
KRILLIN: YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIE--ah.
VEGETA: Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGETA!!!
VEGETA: Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGE--ah.
FUTURE TRUNKS: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTURE!!!
FUTURE TRUNKS: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTU--ah.
PERFECT CELL: And now I'm gonna go throw a tournament. Later, breeders.
KRILLIN: We're friends now.
16: But I want to kill Goku.
KRILLIN: Most of my friends did.

Spanish: 
HO
HO-HO
HO-HO-HO
 
Feliz Navidad, hijo de puta
Y feliz Janucá para ti
Gracias
 
¿Alguien dijo Navidad?
Ahora apareces
Oh, hola Gokú
Estás j*didamente muerto.
 
Oh... Supongo que me
haré perfecto entonces
O tal vez no
Oh hola Vegeta
¡Te voy a hacer una cogida!
¡¿Perdón?!
¡Nunca!
 
Mira lo mamado estoy
 
¡Jugo de verga pura!
¿Puedo simplemente absorber a los androides?
¡No!
¡Sí!
¿Por favoooor?
¡Sí!
¡Noooooooooooooooooooo!
¿De qué están hablando?
Soy perfecto...
...y van a citar...
...todo lo que diga
¡Te comiste a mi novia!
 
¡Ahora deberás sufrir la furia de Súper Vegeta!
 
¡No te dejaré destruir otro futuro!
 
Y ahora voy a celebrar un torneo
Adiós, perras
Somos amigos ahora
Pero quiero matar a Gokú
La mayoría de mis amigos también quisieron

Korean: 
음, 이거 오래 유행하겠어
우리 이제 방에서 나왔어
무슨 일 있었니?
베지터, 뭐 했어?
아무것도
베지터? 뭐 했냐니깐?
아무것도 안 했다니까!
뭐 한 거야!
느검마 X먹었다 왜!
난 엄마 없어!
나도 그래...
피콜로 아저씨, 저 이제 슈퍼 사이어인이에요
아니, 넌 나야!
쩔어
그나저나 이제 드래곤볼이 없어서...
그럼 이제 뭐 하지?
오공식 해결!
그래서 내가 신이란 거지
그치
개 좋아
경기 시간이야!
아직 VS 시리즈 하는 거지?
아니
뭐, 괜찮아
쟤 코트 맘에 안 들어
셀 게임에 온 걸 환영한다
대진표를 공개하지!
아니, 저게 어떻게 토너먼트지?
셀 선수를 욕하지 말고
셀 게임을 욕하렴
난 어디
입 닥쳐 X발!!

iw: 
סל המושלם: *מזמזם מגלובניה*
המממ, זה ייזכר כטוב (תרגום חופשי)
גוקו: היי חבר'ה אנחנו יצאנו מהתא! משהו קרה?
ווג'יטה מה עשית?
ווג'יטה: כלום
גוקו: ווג'יטה מה עשית?
ווג'יטה: כלוום
גוקו: מה
מה אתה
מה אתה בדיוק
מה אתה בדיוק עשית?
ווג'יטה: זי*נתי את אמא שלך!
גוקו: אין לי אמא
ווג'יטה: גם לי אין
גוהן: היי מר פיקולו! אני סופר סאיין
פיקולו: לא אתה אני!
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa] מתנגן
כסף
טראנקס העתידי: דרך אגב אין לנו יותר דרגון בולז אז...
גוקו: אבל אם ככה אז באיזו סדרה אנחנו?!
[פופ]
[פופ]
תיקון גוקו
דנדה: אוקי אני אל עכשיו
מר פופו: התערבות
דנדה: חולה
גוקו: זמן טורניר
[Hellsing Ultimate theme] מתנגן ברקע
אלוקארד: היי אנחנו עדיין עושים את הסרטונים האלו של סל נגד דמויות?
סל המושלם: לא!
אלוקרד: אה אין בעיה
גוקו: אני אוהב את המעיל של הבחור הזה
סל המושלם: ברוכים הבאים למשחקי הסל: הנה טבלת הלוחמים
טראנקס העתידי: רגע איך זה טורניר?
סל המושלם: על תשנא את שחקן הסל, תשנא את משחקי הסל
מר סטן: מה לגבי-
גוקו וסל המושלם: סתום את הפה שלך!

English: 
*humming Megalovania*
PERFECT CELL: Mmm, this will age well.
GOKU: Hey, guys, we're out of the chamber! Anything happen?
Vegeta, whatchu do?
VEGETA: Nothin'.
GOKU: Vegeta, What did you do?
VEGETA: Nothinguh!
GOKU: What.
GOKU: What. Did
GOKU: What. Did. You.
GOKU: What. Did. You. Do?
VEGETA: I f*cked your mom!
GOKU: I don't have a mom!
VEGETA: Neither do I...
GOHAN: Hey Mr. Piccolo! I'm super saiyan.
PICCOLO: NO, YOU'RE ME!
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
GOHAN: Cash.
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
FUTURE TRUNKS: By the way, we don't have Dragon Balls anymore so-
GOKU: But then what are we in!?
[pop]
[pop]
Goku fix.
DENDE: Okay, so I'm God now.
MR. POPO: Bet.
DENDE: Sick.
GOKU: Tournament time!
ALUCARD: Hey, we still doing those versus videos?
[Hellsing Ultimate theme plays in the background]
PERFECT CELL: Nope!
ALUCARD: Ah, no worries.
GOKU: I Like that guy's coat.
PERFECT CELL: Welcome to the Cell Games, everybody. Here are the brackets.
FUTURE TRUNKS: Wait, how is that a tournament?
PERFECT CELL: Hey don't hate the Cell player, hate the Cell Games.
MR. SATAN: What about-
GOKU & PERFECT CELL: Shut the f*ck up!

English: 
(HEY LET GO OF GENERAL MOUNTAIN!!!)
*deadmeme.mp4*
[I don't see a flashing blue left eye]
*deadmeme.mp4*
General Mountain: AH! HE'S CARVING ME APART!!!
*Explosion to Dickbutt*
{Another dead meme TFS...}
4CHAN: Mmmmm, this will age well...
4CHAN: Mmmmm, this will age well...
(aaaalmost like this series)
[Oof]
*TRANSITION WOOSH*
IDIOT HERO: Hey guys, we're out of the chamber!
IDIOT HERO: Anythin' happen?
(nothing happen at all)
(If I've learned anything, its that someone threw a hissyfit)
[EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE! I BLAME VEGETA]
DISAPPOINTED GOKU: Vegeta...
DAD WHEN I BROKE THE CUP: ...Whatcha do...
ME : Nothin'...
[hes lying]
MANCHILD #1: Vegeta!
MANCHILD #1: What. Did. You. DO
MANCHILD #2: Nothiiiiiiiing!!! ヽ(`д´；)/
[hes lying AGAIN]
REFERENCING ANOTHER ABRIDGED SERIES: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!
12 y/o ON XBOX 360 : I F*CKED YOUR MOM!!!
OTHER 12 y/o: I don't have a mom! 
(What about Gine? Oh right she dead.)
*Too soon, m8* [wait how does Goku know shes dead] {Remember when Vegeta literally said Freeza killed all the saiyans except them}
[#BringBackGine2k19]
ORPHAN: Neither do I...  (╥﹏╥)
(Batman and Robin?)
[Nah, we all know Dende's Batman.]
{Nah he's the White Mage}
|He can be both|
*LeSadAFMusic.mp3*
PICCOLO JR. JR.: Hey Dad!
(Wait Gohan weren't you wearing different clothes last frame)
PICCOLO'S BRAT: I'm Super Saiyan!
PICCOLO JR. SR.: NO YOU'RE MY SON!!!!
*CLOTHES BEAM*
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
CASHED OUT GOHAN: $Cash$   d(^_^ d)
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
PRINCESS TRUNKS: By the way, we don't have Dragon Balls anymore so-
BRAND MARKETOR: BUT THEN WHAT ARE WE IN?!  
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!!
(Z: The Series)
*popsound.wav*
*[x264][DVDrip]popbacksound_1997_engsub_mp4.rar*
FIX-IT FELIX: Goku Fix!
WHITE MAGE: Ok, so I'm God now?
DEMON GOD DUMPLIN FROM THE FUTURE: BET 
(+｀ﾟ∀´)=b
GOD NOW: Siiiiick.
(⌐■_■)
GOKU: Orgy time!
(Okay, no, but seriously, how do you keep changing your clothes so fast?)
[Guess Goku can use the Clothes Beam as well and does it off-screen, mark that one up on the Stolen Technique Counter!]
[Hellsing Abridged theme]
(TAKAHATA MEETS TAKAHATA WOOP WOOP!!!)
{Nice!}
CRIMSON FUCKER: Hey! We still doin' those versus videos?
[Hellsing Abridged theme]
(TAKAHATA MEETS TAKAHATA WOOP WOOP!!!)
{Nice!}
CRIMSON FUCKER: Hey! We still doin' those versus videos?
(EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS MAKE IT HAPPEN TEAM FOUR STAR!!!)
MR. PERFECT ALABAMA: Nope!
(WHAT?!)
@CRIMSONFUCKR: Ah, no worries!
(JUST DO IT WE CRAVE IT!!!)
{"no worries" because of someone else existing}
[Dimensional recall]
(IT MAY BE LATE BUT WE'D STILL WATCH IT HAPPEN!)
[I miss Alucard...]
{Same}
COATLESS IDIOT: I like that guy's coat (*´∀`*)
[Too bad. You can't have it]
MR. PERFECT CELL: Welcome to the Cell Games, everybody. Here are the brackets.
{Where is Jimmy Fire Cracker?}
[Those are totally inaccurate brackets, there was at least 5 people Cell killed beforehand that should've been "X"ed]
*Also those Portraits are from that Final Bout game. Am I a nerd? Yes.*
AN ACTUAL PERSON WITH COMMON SENSE: Wait, how is THAT a tournament?
CELL PLAYER: Hey, don't hate the Cell player...
- Hate the Cell Games.
[Be a part of the conversation at #CellGames {Sponsored by HETAP}]
BOB ROSS WANNABE: Waddabout?
LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO HAS WATCHED THIS SERIES: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

French: 
*fredonne Megalovania*
CELL PARFAIT : Hmm, ça vieillira bien.
GOKU : Hé les gars, on est sorti de la chambre, il s'est passé quelque chose ?
Végéta, qu'est-ce t'as fait ?
VEGETA : Rien.
GOKU : Végéta, qu'est-ce que tu as fait?
VEGETA : Rien-euh!
GOKU : Qu'est-ce.
GOKU : Qu'est-ce.Que.
GOKU : Qu'est-ce.Que.Tu.
GOKU : Qu'est-ce.Que.Tu As.fait?
VEGETA : J'ai baisé ta mère !
GOKU : Je n'ai pas de mère !
VEGETA : Moi non plus...
(une second de silence pour végéta)
GOHAN : Hé Mr. Piccolo ! Je suis un super saiyen.
PICCOLO : NON, TU ES MOI !
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa se joue en fond]
GOHAN : Stylé. 
[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa se joue en fond]
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : Au fait, nous n'avons plus de Dragon Balls donc-
GOKU : Mais alors dans quoi est-ce qu'on est ?!
[pop]
[pop]
Répara-Goku.
DENDE : Okay, donc je suis Dieu maintenant.
MR. POPO : Exact.
DENDE : Délire.
GOKU : C'est l'heure du tournoi !
ALUCARD : Hé, on fait toujours ces vidéos VS ?
[Le thème de Hellsing Ultimate joue en fond]
CELL PARFAIT : Nan !
ALUCARD : Ah, t'en fais pas.
GOKU : J'aime le manteau de ce gars.
CELL PARFAIT : Bienvenue au Cell Games, tout le monde. Voici les poules.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : Attends, comment ça peut être un tournoi ?
CELL PARFAIT : Hé, ne haïs pas le joueur Cell, haïs le Cell Games.
MR. SATAN : Et qu'en est-il de-
GOKU & CELL PARFAIT : Ferme ta p*tain de gueule!

Spanish: 
(silbando Megalovania)
 
Mmmmmm, esto va a envejecer bien
Ey chicos, salí de la habitación, ¿pasó algo?
 
¿Vegeta, qué hiciste?
Nada...
¿Vegeta, qué hiciste?
¡Nada...!
¡¿Qué hiciste?!
¡Me cogí a tu madre!
¡No tengo una madre!
Yo tampoco...
Ey, señor Piccoro, soy súper saiyajin
¡No, eres yo!
(láser de ropa)
Cool
Por cierto ya no tenemos
esferas del dragón, así que..
¿Pero entonces en que show estamos?
(Pop)
(Pop)
Gokú lo arregló
Ok, entonces soy dios ahora
De una
Genial
Hora del torneo
¿Ey todavía hacemos esos videos versus?
Nop
Ah, no te preocupes
Me gusta el abrigo de ese tipo
Bienvenidos a los juegos
de Cell todo el mundo
Aquí están las casillas
Cell VS Gokú
Fin
Espera, ¿cómo es eso un torneo?
Hey no odies al Cell jugador
Odia al Cell juego
Espera, ¿pero qué hay sobre...
¡Cierra la puta boca!
¡Cierra la puta boca!

iw: 
מר סטן: זה לא באמת שינה את הדמות שלי כך או כך
גוקו: אוקי! בוא נתחיל סל!
סל המושלם: בכבוד!
גוקו: אח!
אוו! אני פורש!
גוהן תפוס'תו
גוהן: מה?!
סל המושלם: נאני? (מיפנית נאני=מה)
גוקו: בעוד שנה
גוהן: לאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאא
סל המושלם: רגע הרגע דילגנו על החלק עם הילדים שלי?
[גוהן צורח ברקע: לאאאאאאאאאאאאאאא]
סל המושלם: רגע הרגע דילגנו על החלק עם הילדים של-?
סל המושלם: רגע הרגע דילגנו על החלק עם הילדים של- אוו! [צליל של מריו קטן]
גוהן: לך לאזאזל יא קרציה (תרגום חופשי)
סל החצי מושלם: אני לא קרציה
אתה קרציה!!!
[will.i.am - Big and Chunky] מתנגן ברקע
גוהן: או אלוהים, אני הרגתי את כולנו!
גוקו: לא, גוהן. רק אני
גוהן: לאאאאאאא-
סופר סל המושלם: רק צוחק לא מת לול
טראנקס העתידי: לאאאאא
אח!
סופר סל המושלם: לא! מספיק!
עכשיו תקשיבו לי. כולכם דילגתם על הרגעים הכי טובים שלי מאז שהגעתי הנה
דירגתם אותי כ: הרשע הרביעי הכי טוב מתחת למלך השדים!
אני סל המושלם בני ז*נות
אז דנדה על פ*קינג כדור הארץ
כדאי שתכירו את קול הפיצוח של האנרגיה
הסקסואלית שלי
ותסדרו בשורה את הישבנים שלכם משנת 1990 כדי שאוכל-
גוהן- האאאא!!!
סופר סל המושלם: הפעם אני עומד להוציא הכל החוצה

Korean: 
내 캐릭터를 완전히 바꿔놨구먼
자, 그럼 해 보실까!
얼마든지!
아야!
나 안해!
오반아, 처리해
엥?
나니ㅣㅣㅣㅣ!?!?!
1년 뒤에!
ㅡ 투 비 컨티뉴 ㅡ
싫어!!!!
잠깐, 우리 애들 파트 건너뛴
ANG
꺼져, 이 거시기야
난 거시기가 아니야
거시기는 너야!
나 때문에 전부 죽게 생겼어!
아냐, 오반
나만 죽어
안 돼!!!!!
구라임 안 죽음ㅋ
안돼ㅐㅐㅐㅐㅐ
아니! 그거 그만 해!
이제 내 말 잘 들어!
내가 온 이래 가장 멋진 짓거리를
넘긴 것도 모자라
내가 피콜로한테 밀려서
최고의 악당 4위라니!
난 퍼펙트 셀이다, 씨X새끼들아!
X같은 덴데에 맹세코!
보아라! 이 몸의 용처럼 요동치며!
불타는 정력을!
너희 90년대 구닥다리들이 줄을 맞춰야
내가 몽땅!
하아아아아아ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ!!!!!!111!1!!!!!
(Limp Bizkit - My Way)
이 순간, 모든 걸 내보낼게

French: 
MR. SATAN : Ils ont pas vraiment changé mon personnage de toute manière.
GOKU : Bien! C'est parti, Cell !
CELL PARFAIT: Avec plaisir !
AUGH !
GOKU : Ow! J'abandonne !
Gohan, tu l'prends!
GOHAN : Quoi !?!
CELL PARFAIT : NANI !?!
GOKU : Dans un an.
À SUIVRE
GOHAN : NNNOOOOOOOOOOONNN !!!
CELL PARFAIT : Attendez, est-ce qu'on vient juste de passer mes enfants ?
GOHAN : NNNOOOOOOOOOOONNN !!!
CELL PARFAIT : Attendez, est-ce qu'on vient juste de passer mes enfants ?
CELL PARFAIT : Attendez, est-ce qu'on vient juste de passer mes enf-ah.
[Effet sonore de Mario]
GOHAN: Disparaît, l'affreux.
CELL PRESQUE PARFAIT : Je ne suis pas affreux...
TU ES AFFREUX !!!
[will.i.am - Big and Chunky joue en fond]
GOHAN : Oh mon dieu, je nous ai tous tué !
GOKU : Non Gohan. Seulement moi.
GOHAN : NOOOOO-
CELL SUPER PARFAIT : J'déconne, pas mort, LOL.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : NOOOOOO-
AUGH
CELL SUPER PARFAIT: Non ! C'en est assez !
Maintenant écoutez bien. Vous avez sauté mes meilleurs moments depuis que je suis arrivé ici.
Vous m'avez classé en tant que quatrième meilleur vilain, en dessous du Roi Piccolo !
Je suis Cell Parfait, bande de fils de p*te !
Donc par la put**n de grâce de Dende sur Terre !
Vous avez intérêt à reconnaître mon énergie,
PURE ET SSSSEXUELLE!
et aligner vos culs des années 90 pour que je puisse-
GOHAN : HAAAAAA !!!
CELL SUPER PARFAIT : This time I'ma let it all come out.
(Cette fois j'vais tout laisser sortir.)

English: 
MARK: They didn't really change my character anyway.
[Good, we don't have to see any of your scenes.] 
(you already saw two idiot)
EX MACHINA: Alright, let's go Cell!
[YES]
GAY CELL: With PLEASURE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[Oh my~]
{PUNCH}
PUSSY: Ow! I quit!
[After one punch? Wait, that sounds familiar...] 
{"I feel like I'm not the only one getting blue balled here."}
QUITTER: Piccolo Jr. Jr., Get him!
(Still wondering why the writers let a 11 year old fight a Actual Plant Demon)
PICCOLO JR. JR.: Whaat?
GAY CELL: NANI?!?!?
TEASER: IN A YEAR~
FANDOM: [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
(Accurate asf) {Basically the comments section when episode 59 came out.}
DBZA FANS: OH FOR THE LOVE OF DENDE NOT AGAIN!
SUPER DUPER PICCOLO JR. JR: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Looks like a year passed already)
(Did we enter the Hypersonic Crime Chamber?)
(Don't you mean the Hyperbaric Slime Caper?)
-OOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARIO: Wait, did we just skip my childr--ah~[MarioPowerDown.mp3]
KYLO GOHAN: 𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙨
DINGUS: I'm no dingus.
NO DINGUS: YOU'RE A DINGUS!!!
*notsodeadmeme.mp3*
[Not that big, he's like your mother..]
*OH LAWD HE CHONKY*
"A DINGUS": Oh Dende, I killed us all!
{POP}
DEAD EX MACHINA: No Gohan, just me.
[Yup, he killed his own father.]
(Well, "father")
{"Surrogate" is generous.}
{POP}
TECHNICALLY PATRICIDE: NOOOOOOO-
ALMOST EVERY DBZ VILLAIN EVER : JK, not dead.
l๏l
ULTRA INSTINCT TRUNKS: NOOOOOO-
ULTRA DEAD TRUNKS: Blahgh~
PEOPLE WHO LIKED SSJBE OVER UI: No! Enough of that!
- Now listen up...
Y'all been skipping my best shit since I got here..
[I mean you had like 4 best things ever since we met you but ok]
- Ranked me a fourth-best villain under King PicCoLo!
[Oof, that has to be rough.]
FOURTH-BEST VILLIAN: I'M 🅿🅴🆁🅵🅴🅲🆃 🅲🅴🅻🅻 MOTHERF*CKERS!
[Hi again, I'm DAD.]
{Isn't he 🅿🅴🆁🅵🅴🅲🆃🅴🆁 now?}
🅿🅴🆁🅵🅴🅲🆃 🅲🅴🅻🅻, MOTHERF*CKERS: So God on F*CKING EARTH!
YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE THE C̵̔̓͜R̎͆̒̄Ą̵̛ͫͧ͑Č̸ͧͩ̇͋ͩ͊̈́K̴̔͛͢L̀ͮ̑̆͊̆̊Ȇ̢ͩ̎͘͠ OF MY RAW
RON JEREMY: 𝓢𝓢𝓢𝓢𝓔𝓧𝓤𝓐𝓛 🅴🅽🅴🆁🅶🆈
And line your 1990s asses up so I CAN-
[uh oh] (ohno.mp69)
SICK OF THIS SHIT: HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[At least Gohan didn't get his arm fucked up]
PERFECT DURST: 🆃🅷🅸🆂 🆃🅸🅼🅴 🅸'🅼🅰 🅻🅴🆃 🅸🆃 🅰🅻🅻 🅲🅾🅼🅴 🅾🆄🆃.

Spanish: 
Ni cambiaron mi personaje de todas maneras
Bueno, vamos Cell
Será un placer
Aw!
Awww
Me rindo, Gohan ve a por él
¿Qué?
¡¿NANIII?!
En un año
(es lo que duro el episodio 60 en ser transmitido)
(Continuará)
¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Day of Fate de fondo)
¿Esperaaaa, acabamos de saltarnos a mis hijos?
 
Pierdete idiota
No soy un idiota
¡Tú eres un idiota!
(Cuidado, creo que a Moto Moto le gustas)
Ay Dios, nos maté a todos
(Pop)
No, Gohan, sólo a mí
(Pop)
¡Noooooooooooooooo!
Mentira no morí LOL
¡Nooooooooooooooo!
 
¡NO! ¡Suficiente de esto!
¡Ahora escuchen!
¡Estuvieron salteando mi
mejor mierda desde que llegué!
¡Me rankearon cuarto mejor villano,
debajo de Piccoro Daimakú!
¡Soy Cell Perfecto, hijos de puta!
¡Así que digan adiós a su p*ta Tierra!
¡Así que mejor reconozcan
la grandeza de mi pura
ENERGÍA SEXUAL!
¡Y pongan sus culos de 1990 en fila...
...para que pueda-
¡¡¡HAAAAAA!!!
♫ Esta vez voy a dejarlo salir todo ♪

English: 
MR. SATAN: They didn't really change my character anyway.
GOKU: All right! Let's go Cell!
PERFECT CELL: With pleasure!
AUGH!
GOKU: Ow! I quit!
Gohan, get 'em!
GOHAN: What!?!
PERFECT CELL: NANI!?!
GOKU: In a year.
GOHAN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
PERFECT CELL: Wait, did we just skip my children?
GOHAN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
PERFECT CELL: Wait, did we just skip my children?
PERFECT CELL: Wait, did we just skip my childr--ah.
[Mario power down sound effect]
GOHAN: Get lost, ya dingus.
SEMI-PERFECT CELL: I'm no dingus...
YOU'RE A DINGUS!!!
[will.i.am - Big and Chunky plays in the background]
GOHAN: Oh god, I killed us all!
GOKU: No, Gohan. Just me.
GOHAN: NOOOOOO-
SUPER PERFECT CELL: JK, not dead, LOL.
FUTURE TRUNKS: NOOOOOO-
AUGH!
SUPER PERFECT CELL: No! Enough of that!
Now listen up. Y'all been skipping my best shit since I got here.
Ranked me as fourth-best villain under King Piccolo!
I'm Perfect Cell, motherf*ckers!
So Dende on f*cking Earth!
You better recognize the crackle of my RAW,
SSSSEXUAL ENERGY,
and line your 1990s asses up so I can-
GOHAN: HAAAAAA!!!
SUPER PERFECT CELL: This time I'ma let it all come out.

English: 
🆃🅷🅸🆂 🆃🅸🅼🅴 🅸'🅼🅰 🆂🆃🅰🅽🅳 🆄🅿 🅰🅽🅳 🆂🅷🅾🆄🆃.
(This literally has been the weirdest fucking Kai episode ever)
[You have NO IDEA]
𝓘'𝓶𝓪 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂.
Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｙ ｗａｙ!
My way or the high~
(Back to the singing again)
[I sort of liked it better with the guitars and stuff]
My way or the high 🆆🅰🅰🅰🅰🆈~
(shoutouts to Hetap)
{Jibbly Jibbly}
CHIIIIIIP?!
[WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!]
*My guess is he likes Fries or Potato chips.*
[Alucard: Lemme get some CHIIIIIP]
KRILLIN: Kamehamexmachina beat Onii-chan!
FIRST TIME VIEWERS: But at what cost?
(The Krillin Owned counter)
{Coupon Clipper 9000 Activated}
EVERYONE ELSE: Oh right, no cost.
EVERYONE ELSE: Oh right, no cost. Hurray!
TESTICLE TRANSPLANT SURVIVOR: New balls, who dis?
USUALLY ONE OF THE DEADS: Bring back the deads!
{Oh this Buu Saga is gonna end this shit.}
NECROMANCER: Done.
OTHER ONE OF THE DEADS: Give me a girlfriend!
(Every Virgin's wish)
WINGMAN: Done.
WILLINGLY DEADS: I'm gonna stay dead.
WILLINGLY AGREEING: Done!
(And so Goku would skip 7 future years of child support)
CAUSED THE DEAD  ̶O̶R̶P̶H̶A̶N̶ : What!?
(Hey Gohan is not an Orphan yet, Chi-Chi is still alive you morons)
{Buu SAGAAA MOTHER FUCKERS CHIIIIP}
IDIOT HERO: You're An Idiot Hero now!
(Oh Dende no...)
(wait for it...)
I-I meant *for* now.
(There it is.)
*POP* Dragon Soul!
*POP* Dragon Soul!~
GOKU FOR NOW: Wow! I wonder what's next for me?
(Sadly nothing)
AKIRA TORIYAMA: You peaked.
(Sadly......)
PEAKED: What?
(Imagine peaking in grade school)
AKIRA TORIYAMA: You peaked.
DBZ FANBASE: You're kidding!
GOHAN: After all of that?
(I'm actually sad Gohan after Cell Saga didn't get any good character development)
[We all are.]
AKIRA TORIYAMA: Yeah, sorry.
DISAPPOINTED: But...b-but I get stronger though, right?
AKIRA TORIYAMA: Yeah, But...
...no.
(f)
[F in Comments..]
{f}
*f*
[f]
-f-
|F built-up character development|
+ Also, even the GAMES of Dragon Ball lampshade Gohan's peaking and not taking his power further
GETS STRONGER BUT NO: ...oh.
(We have nothing funny to add here to ease the pain)
[At least Videl's in his future]

English: 
This time I'ma stand up and shout.
I'ma do things my way.
It's my way!
My way or the high~
My way or the high waaaay~
CHIIIP
KRILLIN: Gohan beat Cell!
PICCOLO: But at what cost?
Oh right, no cost.
Hooray!
SHENRON: New balls, who dis?
YAMCHA: Bring back the deads!
SHENRON: Done.
KRILLIN: Give me a girlfriend!
SHENRON: Done.
GOKU: I'm gonna stay dead.
SHENRON: Done!
GOHAN: What!?
GOKU: You're Goku now...
I-I meant *for* now.
[Dragon Soul!]
GOHAN: Wow! I wonder what's next for me?
PICCOLO: You peaked.
GOHAN: What?
PICCOLO: You peaked.
GOHAN: You're kidding!
After all that!?
PICCOLO: Yeah, sorry.
GOHAN: But...b-but I get stronger though, right?
PICCOLO: Yeah, but...
...no.
GOHAN: ...oh.

iw: 
הפעם אני יעמוד ואצעק
אני אעשה זאת בדרכי
זו דרכי!
הדרך שלי של הכביש
הדרך שלי של הכביששששש המהיר!!!
צ'יפ
קרילין: גוהן הביס את סל!
פיקולו: אבל באיזו עלות?
או נכון, אין עלות
הידד!
שנרון: כדורים חדשים מי נגד?
יאמצ'ה: תחזיר את המתים!
שנרון: נעשה
קרילין: תן לי חברה!
שנרון: נעשה
גוקו: אני עומד להישאר מת
שנרון: נעשה!
גוהן: מה?
גוקו: אתה גוקו עכשיו...
א.. אני התכוונתי *ל* עכשיו
[נשמת הדרקון!]
גוהן: וואו אני תוהה מה הלאה
פיקולו: אתה נהיה פחות חשוב (תרגום חופשי)
גוהן: מה?
פיקולו: אתה נהית פחות חשוב (תרגום חופשי)
גוהן: אתה צוחק!
אחרי כל זה?
פיקולו: כן, מצטער
גוהן: אבל... אבל אני מתחזק אבל נכון?
פיקולו: כן אבל...
לא
גוהן: או....

French: 
This time I'ma stand up and shout.
(Cette fois je vais me tenir debout et crier.)
I'ma do things my way.
(Je vais faire les choses à ma manière.)
It's my way!
(C'est ma manière !)
My way or the high~
(Ma manière ou les grandes~)
My way or the high waaaay~
(Ma manière ou les grandes manières~)
CHIIIP
KRILLIN : Gohan a vaincu Cell !
PICCOLO : Mais à quel prix ?
Oh c'est vrai, pas de prix.
Hourra !
SHENRON : Nouvelles boules, c'est qui ?
YAMCHA : Ressuscite les morts !
SHENRON : Fait.
KRILLIN : Donne-moi une petite amie !
SHENRON : Fait.
GOKU : Je vais rester mort.
SHENRON : Fait.
GOHAN : Quoi !?
GOKU : Tu es Goku maintenant...
J-Je veux dire, *pour le moment.*
(Pop)
[Dragon Soul !]
GOHAN : Wow ! Je me demande ce qui m'attend pour la suite.
PICCOLO : T'es arrivé à ton apogée.
GOHAN : Quoi ?
PICCOLO : T'es arrivé à ton apogée.
GOHAN : Tu te moques de moi !
Après tout ça !?
PICCOLO : Ouais, désolé.
GOHAN : Mais... m-mais je deviens plus fort quand même, non ?
PICCOLO : Ouais, mais...
...non.
GOHAN: ...oh.

Spanish: 
♫ Esta vez voy a pararme y gritar ♪
♫ Hago las cosas a mi manera ♪
♫ a mi manera ♪
♪ mi maneraaaaaa ♫
♪ o la autopistaaaaaaa ♫
yup
¡Gohan derrotó a Cell!
¿Pero a qué costo?
 
Oh cierto, sin costo
¡Hurra!
¿Nuevas bolas quién es este?
¡Revive a los muertos!
Hecho
¡Dame una novia!
Hecho
Voy a quedarme muerto
Hecho
¡¿Qué?!
Tú eres Gokú ahora
Digo... por ahora
Wow, me pregunto qué sigue para mí
Llegaste a tu tope
¿Qué?
Llegaste a tu tope
¡¿Bromeas?!
¡¿Después de todo eso?!
Sí... lo siento
Pe-pe-pero me vuelvo más fuerte, ¡¿no?!
Sí... pero...
...no
oh

Korean: 
이 순간, 일어나 소리 지를게
내 마음대로 할래!
내 마음대로!
(Frank Sinatra - My Way)
싫으~면~떠~~
싫으~면~떠~~
싫으~면~떠~~나~~~~!!!
췌에얍!
오반이 셀을 이겼어!
그치만 그 댓가는?
아, 이제 없네
만쉐이!
새 용볼이다, 누구냐
죽은 사람들 되살려 줘!
끝
여친 구해 줘
끝
난 죽은 상태로 있을래
끝
뭐요!?
이제 네가 오공이야
그러니까, 당분간은
드래~곤~소울~~!!
다음엔 무슨 일이 있을지 궁금하네
지금이 절정이야
네?
이제 내리막길이라고
장난치시는 거죠?
여태껏 고생했는데요!?
미안하지만, 사실이야
그래도 저 강해지는 거 맞죠?
글쎄....
아니
에잉...

Spanish: 
Por cierto, nunca morí en esta versión
(Day of fate remix)

English: 
(sad DBZ moments)
BIRD NERD: By the way, I never died in this version.

(Guess we'll see him in Kai 4 in 20 years)
[This version for cannon? He lives..]
{A.K.A. The Best Version}
|^^^|
(Now the question remains...)
(Wen Bojack?)
*Soon i guess.*
[yarr]
(DBZA FANS: YO KAISER, WHEN BOJACK?!)
(soon)
{Or now if you wanna watch the Horseman on Netflix}
(KAISER: 2044 Children, 2044.)
- Epic Music -

English: 
16: By the way, I never died in this version.

Korean: 
그나저나 난 이 버전에선 안 죽는다

French: 
C-16 : Au fait, je ne suis jamais mort dans cette version.
(Je suis d'avis d'accepter ça comme étant canon)

iw: 
16: דרך אגב אף פעם לא מתתי בגרסא הזאת
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