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- Welcome to Good Mythical More, y'all.
- Elevator Pitch, we've
got a new movie idea.
It's for a film called Il Gelateria.
- Il Gelateria.
- Il Gel-ataria?
- I think it's, well we're
calling it Two Gelateria,
it's the second one.
- Oh yeah it's just you put the two--
- But we put the two in front.
- Before it.
- And if you've ever been to a cafeteria
with nothing but gelatin,
then you've seen our movie.
- Yeah it's like--
- It's not made yet.
- The K&W when they're cleaning up.
But again, just like the first time.
You ever been in the K&W?
- Yeah.
A smorgasbord of, plethora of--
- They got green Jell-O.
- Assortments.
- They got red Jell-O,
they got orange Jell-O--
- Yeah they've got--
- They got yellow Jell-O.
That's my favorite one
'cause it's yellow Jell-O.
- Chocolate pie, they got chocolate pie.
- Anyway, are you in?
- Meatloaf.
- It's very gelatinous.
- You can always count on meatloaf.
- Yeah you can.
- Not the meatloaf that
we just had, oh goodness.
- I would do anything for
love but I wouldn't do that.
- Jordan, come on in here, and hey,
speaking of a spooky time.
- We wrote a spooky fun story
and we want you to read it.
It comes out this fall
but make sure to pre-order
The Lost Causes of Bleak
Creek today at BleakCreek.com.
That's right yo we got a
novel, you gonna love it.
- My nose is itching from all the blood,
maybe it was the blood porridge.
- I think that's the first time in history
anyone's ever said, yo we got a novel.
(laughing)
- Well it's maybe the
third or fourth time.
You got too aggressive with that blood.
- Sorry, I was just
getting into character.
- [Link] This is like chain mail.
- Oh yeah I think it
is, I could probably--
- Like fake chain mail.
- I could probably take
a sword with this thing.
- You got a lot of sequins though,
it's like the time my grandma
made me a sequin glove.
- I've been assured this is
fake fur, this is fake fur so.
- Okay good.
- Yeah it is.
Ripped a little bit, you try
to make a pocket in there?
- This is nice, I like all
this touching we're doing.
- [Stevie] Hey guys.
- Oh sorry.
- Oh hey.
- Hi.
- Hey guys.
- Let's keep touching.
- Guys do you wanna know
what Game of Thrones character you are?
- Line on up.
- Uh yes.
- [Stevie] Individually?
- Yeah we're gonna find out
our Game of Thrones characters.
- Now you've been, you're totally in,
you're ready for the last season.
- Yeah I've watched all the eps.
- Link's read all the books but--
- I gotta catch up, man.
- He hasn't caught up
and I'm only on like
season three on the show
and then my wife just,
she went off without me
and just started watching it.
- Dude sounds like your
marriage isn't going great.
- (chuckles) No.
- Sorry, wow.
That's the first sign.
- I've been sleeping through my wife
watching Game of Thrones.
- Did you read the books?
- No I haven't.
Are you one of the,
well in the books, guys.
- No, I don't retain information.
(Rhett and Jordan laugh)
- The books just washed over him.
- It helped me be
oriented to the characters
so let's find out which ones we are.
- [Stevie] I started to say a sentence
but it began with hmm
and then I just feel like
the only thing I should say on this mic
from now on is just hmm, huh.
- Oh yeah you're like the
thinker instead of like
the clapping audience, it's a new thing
where it's just there's
someone thinking for you.
- We made Stevie think.
- Before we start,
I'm gonna let you choose your quiz taker.
We got Kristen, Matt, and Chase.
First person to say who they want--
- Chase.
- Matt!
- Kristen.
- Okay.
- Any predictions on who we are?
- I mean I have who I would like to be
but then there's like who I know I am
in the back of my head.
- Who would you like to be?
- I would like to be
Ygritte because she is wild,
she's free.
- Right.
- She makes love in caves.
- She leads people into--
- Yeah.
- Into compromising immoral--
- That's the sorcery woman?
- That is the wildling that
makes love to Jon Snow.
- You know nothing, Rhett McLaughlin.
- Oh the woman in the cave.
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah I like her.
- But I think in my heart
I know that I'm Podrick.
I know that I'm a cherub-faced coward.
- Yeah, I kinda hope I'm Hodor.
- Hey he's got a character
arc though I think.
I'm only on season five
so don't spoil Pod for me.
- I'm hoping I'm Hodor.
- That'd be nice.
- I wanna be the--
- 'Cause he's a simple man.
- I wanna be the weird
cousin who has abilities.
What's his name?
- Oh Bran?
- Bran, no.
Not Bran but the brother or
the brother and sister duo
who leads him around.
- Oh I don't know.
- [Stevie] Guys I don't know
how deep this quiz goes.
- This might be a book thing.
- That's who I wanna be.
- We're getting pretty deep.
- He's got red hair and--
- Oh I wanna change my answer.
I wanna be Sir Pounce the
cat who was in one scene.
(Rhett laughs)
- All right let's go.
- [Stevie] Okay question one.
You catch your significant
other cheating on you.
What do you do next?
Demand that she/he
return all of your gifts
and then move on to
find another plaything?
I don't know if I've ever seen the word
plaything written out, I didn't
know it was a single word.
- I don't imagine anyone
who's ever dated me
would refer to me as a plaything.
(Rhett laughs)
- [Stevie] Get falling down drunk.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Accept his or her
apology and try to move on
but always remember how bad it felt.
- Oh hold a grudge.
- [Stevie] Or I don't
have a significant other.
- I'm gonna go with C.
- I'm going with C as well.
- Oh.
- D. (chuckles)
- Oh D.
- D.
(laughing)
- Let's move on!
- You find a friendly pit bull
with no tags on the side of the road.
You throw a rock at it,
call the animal shelter
knowing that it will probably be put down
but that's still better
than death on the street.
Raise it as your own or do nothing at all.
- I think I'd raise it as my own.
It is a dog, right?
- I have a specific
criteria for the type of dog
that I'm willing to have be with Jade
like in a friendship way.
- Oh yeah, right.
- Oh could be--
- Yeah you guys have
other dogs to think about.
- Yeah.
But Barbara can be with
whoever she wants to.
- Very open-minded of you.
- That's right.
- Oh man, I think I
would do nothing at all.
- Oh, oh, you're gonna
ignore the little dog.
- I mean it's not a little
dog, it's a pit bull.
If it was a wiener dog I'd
be like yeah I gotta have it.
- Okay.
- I mean I would do B, I
would call the animal shelter
'cause I think I like rules,
I'm kind of a rule follower.
- All right.
- But I would take
some pictures and post
them on social media
so maybe the dog would get adopted.
- Oh oh okay, get it.
Yeah, I thought you, for more followers.
- Yeah also, also those likes.
- I have a dog.
- [Stevie] Okay, what is your ideal
adult drinking establishment?
- Oh.
- [Stevie] Something
upscale like a wine bar.
Any bar will do so long as
you can get drunk there.
A bar that allows pets,
or how about a lemonade stand instead?
- Oh so someone who
abstains from drinking.
I think I'm a upscale man.
Upscale wine bar.
Nice piano music.
- B sounded good but then
I was like bar with pets?
Hell yeah, yeah, bar with
pets, that sounds fun.
- I'm gonna go, I'll have a drink
but then I'll have a headache.
Lemonade gives no headaches.
- That's true.
- Well.
- Lemonade.
- Ever had a lot of lemonade?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(crew laughs)
- You guys ever had milk milk?
(Rhett chuckles)
- What is that?
- Uh, do you ever,
it's like a thing you
say in elementary school.
Milk milk, lemonade, round
the corner fudge is made.
- Oh.
(laughing)
- The fudge is poop.
- Yeah yeah right.
- [Stevie] That's a perfect transition.
- The answer to the question is no.
- To this next question.
- You've not heard of that.
It's a lot of fun.
- I haven't had it.
- [Stevie] What is the key to success?
Money, knowledge, empathy, or family?
(Link sputters)
- Mm, I think--
- Success.
- I'm gonna go with knowledge.
- I like empathy.
It's a nice quality in a person.
- Money.
- Money.
I'm gonna go with money.
- Money.
- [Stevie] In your better moments,
others may describe you as loyal, clever,
kind-hearted, or devoted.
- Clever.
- Yeah, I think loyal,
although aren't loyal
and devoted too similar?
I'm sorry I don't mean to question the--
- You're not very clever are you?
- Mention the, anyway.
Yeah, devoted, let's go devoted.
- Devoted?
- I'll go devoted.
- Money.
No what, what were the last two?
- Family.
- [Stevie] Empathy and
family are the last two.
- No that was a different question.
I got you 'cause I'm so clever.
- [Stevie] I'm sorry, I've
moved onto the next question.
I don't remember, what is it?
Kind-hearted or devoted.
- Kind-hearted.
- [Stevie] Okay now we're back
on the question I have up.
Other people are attracted
to your unselfishness,
mysteriousness, beauty or strength.
- I'd like to think beauty.
- I'm gonna say mysteriousness.
- I'll go unselfishness--
- Okay.
- But if anybody--
- Wants that one.
- If anybody thinks
beauty, feel free to say
in the comments that I'm
lookin' like a snack.
- Okay.
(Rhett laughs)
- Yeah usually you should let
other people point that out.
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] We're basically
halfway through so--
- Or if you wanna say daddy
thick, that's fine with me too.
- I'm gonna go quickly now.
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] What would you
do if a stranger tried
to pick a fight with you?
- Call the animal shelter.
- [Stevie] Try your best to avoid it
but if it comes to blows, then so be it.
Talk your way out of it,
walk away if necessary.
Punch the fool.
Wait for an opportunity
to deliver a sucker punch.
- Talk my way out of it.
- Walk away.
- Talk my way out of it.
We all agree.
- [Stevie] How do you like
to spend your holidays?
Doing something productive,
enjoying the fine things in life,
spending time with my
family, drinking to excess.
(Rhett chuckles)
- Family.
- I think I'd spend time with my family
but then I drink too excess just to cope.
- Just do deal with it.
- Yeah let's go drinking to excess.
- Fine things in life.
- Like water out of a mug.
(Rhett laughs)
- [Stevie] Which is the worst sin?
To disrespect your heritage.
To pretend to love someone.
To spread false rumors.
I don't have a problem
with any of these really.
- False rumors.
- Yeah I was gonna say
false rumors.
- Yeah false rumors.
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] What sometimes
might keep you awake at night?
Family troubles, trouble
with your love life,
your past, or your future ambitions.
- Future ambitions.
- Yeah same here.
- I was gonna say nothing.
- Like to sleep?
- Yeah I'm a good sleeper.
- That's good, that's a great quality.
- What's the closest one to that?
- Probably why you're so energetic.
- What's the least intense answer?
- [Stevie] I think your past, your past.
We'll go your past.
- Your past.
- My past yeah, sometimes
I think about my past
and then I fall asleep.
(chuckles)
- [Stevie] You meet a
badass wizard who agrees
to grant you one wish.
Which do you choose?
Is that how wizards work?
- Yeah, well badass wizards.
- I think it's a genie.
- Yeah that's a genie.
- [Stevie] Your own personal harem.
Guaranteed happiness and
longevity for your family.
To live out the rest of your
life with your soulmate,
or the power to help others.
- Guaranteed happiness, man.
- Yeah I'm gonna go that soulmate thing.
- I'm gonna go with the family.
I think this is making me a Lannister.
- Oh you--
- I'm gonna be--
- Oh so you're trying to be
an intentional Lannister.
- [Stevie] We're getting our results now.
- No I'm not, I just realized
that's what's happening.
- You really think so?
- Family first.
- But not Tyrion.
- [Stevie] Oh I'm not gonna know how
to pronounce any of
these, I've discovered.
- The dad.
- The dad.
- [Stevie] Rhett, you are Lord Varys
which means--
- Oh, that's fun.
- Yeah.
- Which one is that?
- You're in the know, man, you're like a,
you're always conniving.
- Is that the bald guy
that's a eunuch?
- [Stevie] The summary from Matt is that
you've had your junk cut off.
(Jordan claps)
- Yeah, I know, I know him.
Yeah.
- You're a eunuch who spies on everybody.
- Link.
- Good.
- [Stevie] So are you.
- Ha, hey.
- So am I.
- Couple of sneaky eunuchs over here.
- He's the same dude?
- Yeah, same dude.
- Really?
- No junk.
- His breath is good though.
- How do you know that?
- In the--
- Jordan.
- Yes?
- The books.
- [Stevie] You are Tyrion.
- Oh, you're Tyrion.
- I'll take it, I'll take it.
- Tyrion Lannister.
- How's his breath?
Do they say in the books?
- Not good.
- Well in the books they
say it's not very good.
- Oh, actually--
- But on the show
it seemed like it was good.
(chuckling)
- But he's a cool character though.
- Yeah that's good, I'll
take it, I'll take it.
- Yeah yeah yeah I was
kinda hoping I would be him.
- Yeah, sorry dude.
- Peter Dinklage.
- I'm dinkin', I'm dinkin' over here.
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