welcome to draw fee where we take your
dumb idea and make even dumber drawing
I'm cold well Nathan I'm Julie I'm
Tristan that's right
Tristan's here and he's got another
great suggestion for us we're all
hopping aboard the back of a mighty
dragon and over to Westeros all the
wonderful world of winches and swords
it's the game of Thrones if they came
with written the wonderful game we all
know and play Tristan is here and he's
got some obscure characters that he's
going to throw at us lob at us from a
trebuchet yeah the so hyper of forbidden
lore from the Citadel himself never I'd
only minted Shane upon his name mhm
yep I spent months and years of my life
cleaning out shit from chamberpot to get
to this moment
so what a basically it's going to happen
I'm going to feed you a name and then
slowly drip feed you information about
these characters I would say none of them appear
on this show so they're all deep in the
lore attended universe right yeah
exactly annals so called well you ready
for the first one I have already drawn
the proprietary sphere good good okay
yeah your first character made or the
cruel oh boy so good you could be lying
in order no idea yeah all right Meg or
the cruel huh I guess I got to decide if
that's a human or not I'll tell you
right now he is a Targaryen at our
Garret okay Targaryen and that gives me
everything I need to know really red and
really blonde yeah make other cruel so
yeah definitely very blonde that kind of
like platinum blonde kind of like I'm
Stefani for you thank you I was going to
say like like a shitty elf from Lord of
the Rings sure like an elf but no one
likes like when Stefani
no it's our house it shows who mean to
Gwen Stefani what did when ever do to
you true didn't do anything but
entertain me for decades yeah Gwen is
our friend we have no doubts about a
I think that Timmy the targaryen czar
like they're like the Draco Malfoy of
elves oh yeah which is like huh they all
suck
well here's the thing they're not
they're not elves no they just look
elephant okay
here's the thing with the targaryen say
say like when a Targaryen is born like
maybe flip a coin and you have to get
like an okay Targaryen like Daenerys
right are you flipped on the other side
where Harvey Harvey Dent has slashed the
patient's innocent on the other side of
the coin and you get a real shitbird and
that is apparently what happened with
Meg or Meg or the cruel I have to think
yeah I liked what Nathan said about
inbreeding yeah I'm just gonna give him
like a real soft chin I gotta be you
gotta be pretty dang cruel to be labeled
the cruel game of Thrones it's just the
base level for cruel is human very very
high a lot of these things are lining up
with his real life so he was the third
Targaryen to rule Westeros which makes
him like around like 250 years before
the show starts okay he was he was a
dragon dead then yeah yeah his his dad
was a dragon man oh the dragon man he
took the throne after his brother died
under questionable circumstances hmm he
was a polygamist as a Targaryen Wow
well I'm sorry I lost now daddy where do
I get my dragon daddy I can't I sort of
can't decide whether that's his mouth
under his nose or those like the biggest
nostrils Westeros is everything all
right
I love my sister daddy well you don't
only my to be with Daddy and my dragon
daddy I don't remember Squidward being a
character why is neck so long what do
you mean he's just a splinter fella
forgot that uh some of the Targaryen
zwerling he's got like a big suit of
armor that he does not feel yeah that's
poking out like a very good military man
hmm
was he was a very good military man come
on I know I think he's he wears a big
piece of armor you think that it's all
traits okay
yeah yeah yeah it's a little bigger what
is happening now I've got a carapace
yeah no this is his armor this is how II
need you like Dragon I'm giving you my
god all around cauldrons yeah imagine
being in Metroid you just removes her
helmet is a mess rod you're against
nuclear the game in under an hour what's
my reward
rizzoli shoot yeah buddy when do I get
my Metro mega our pal was polygamous
he had signal eyes many at the same time
including his niece oh yeah it was nice
mm he was always fighting with the
church for some reason I don't know why
it's just the fact that he married his
knees were they cool dad went on a ward
with him for his whole reign bathe the
glaze he was fighting the church at one
point join his is the Church of the
seven
yes exactly oh I love that lore yeah
this is like the cool trick with Game of
Thrones characters is if you don't want
to draw something you just kind of add a
cloak over we've used we didn't play
district time and time again call well
could you make it so that it's just legs
coming out of that breastplate just some
real skinny they didn't like just like
down here I mean give him some fancy
boots he looks like link is wearing like
half the fact of the Berglas armor well
this is like you you come into his
chambers ago you've caught me undressing
I can't wait for brand to use his green
site recall memories of house of this
dude just being so cruel name is Meg or
but what his friends call him it cuz
like all of the Targaryen have like
really dumb nicknames for each other
which I guess my favorite thing about
any class of royalty the higher class
you are in British society the Dumber
your nickname is yeah yeah well actually
Rod Stewart gave him the nickname
Maggie and that's what the song is from
uh Rod Stewart reference yep we want to
keep you on your toes here I love how
he's got like square dancing boots on
yeah yeah get that fancy booth I was
imagining like like I was like an
armored Putin ya know just a cowboy I'll
give him some kneepads in case you know
back from soccer practice yeah we use
shin guard with it you gotta wear
honestly that's the thing I hate most
about Game of Thrones is people are
riding on dragons and no one's wearing a
helmet no one wears the helmet to ride
on the dragon I feel like you should
really it's very unsafe
Daenerys just come on you're setting a
bad example for the kids
I'm sorry would that be if every time
you saw somebody riding a horse or a
dragon to Game of Thrones they were
wearing full rollerblading gears just a
little fantasy - its rollerblading I'm
going to give it she have a sword oh
yeah I should have a Valyrian steel
really has a black fire the Oh a this is
his actual blade black one fire was it
black with FY re-use this is an energy
novel how do you spell meg or ma II do
our kids are it
yeah I gotta get some vowels in there
yeah yeah you never have in a vowel so
it is is black fire of Valyrian steel
blaze Hanabi oh yeah does it still exist
in the US okay who has a wheels ik who
uh I think I think it might be lost
oh it's not the one what's the one that
was melted down that was ice I was
melted down what about what's the one
that the tarly's have oh and Sam stole
that's a good question that black fire
that um oh I believe that blow the
sparks that's okay just keep bombing
those legs longer they happy things we
have on and I'm moving the leg down
easily it doesn't make sense so just try
to make them I'm not sure it will
eventually have a piece that is supposed
to cover his abdomen it's basically just
a codpiece at this point yeah it's a
good just just like a one stop shot it's
like the the armor equivalent of a
onesie
I'm gonna flip this but yes keep keep
talking telling me filling filling my
head with war so Meg or actually died on
the Iron Throne like Elvis
yeah I was very good yeah was fun uh
well we're having fun
well everyone hated him so much so
nobody was sure if he died he killed
himself on the throne itself because
it's made of swords
yeah he slit his wrists out of
loneliness or he just someone like
finally got to him if y'all could make
your own throne what would it be made of
what sort of accessory would you make
your throne awesome what you probably
just would ok just would one cushion for
ya oh yeah pillows for pillow yeah
pillow mountain I think you're onto
something with pillows but I feel like I
would make it out like marshmallows are
tamela's are the edible pillow execu
well then and they do roast it with
dragon fire together yeah gooey throne I
can't stop looking at this dumb face oh
it's pauldrons do spit fire good great
cool yeah like a shake his concert yeah
that's that's for sure at some world of
warcraft oh yeah bullshit what a rock
and roll all night damn be a VIP ticket
I want to party everyday hey daddy ed
Sheeran is visiting obstacles I don't
want to date this too much but I hate
how people were so mad at that Ed
Sheeran cameo because of all the
celebrities
ed Sheeran looks like he fits into Game
of Thrones the most true he's just yeah
he's a little hobby just a hobbit me
just a beautiful hot more about here
what other kind of pop singers do we
want to shit on today we got Hobbit Ed
Sheeran we got shitty Gwen Stefani who
else we hit knows I rat Stewart in there
- don't tell me Ron Stewart Helmuth him
yeah we're really not taking any
prisoners take that music
gaana all right uh yeah this looks good
I want to draw a guy okay I get in here
and draw a guy this is perfect this is
perfect you you nailed it I guess do we
look up what they actually look like
yeah there's some fan art some official
illustrations on it from those like I'm
gonna giggle make or the cruel yeah yeah
oh okay look at that 80s workout boy
yeah this guy looks like he's odd
you forgot his uh you got his headband
his goatee and headband the armor is
pretty close yeah the nose is pretty
much it yeah yeah very skinny understand
I gotta go to you yo okay fine yes just
a just a soul patch that's it well I I
crushed it 100%
one-for-one I'm the number one game of
Thrones fan George are Martin's favorite
son not to me anything you aren't
occurred yeah got it
yeah all right Nathan yeah you ready I'm
oh my god okay you got it you got a good
one I'll say this okay the polar
opposite of maegor the cruel warrior
queen Nigeria oh shit yeah that's the
one what are in very well so baby wolves
name and writer yeah he lived about a
thousand years before the events of Game
of Thrones and she's basically like one
of the founders of Dorne a lot of the
things I hate about fantasy novels in
general is when the backstory and
history of the world is equivalent to
saying like for ten thousand years
everyone lived in a shit house everyone
lived in a big castle made of doodoo and
no one invented cars for ten thousand
years
sure we had dragons but we did not
figure out anything past pulleys we got
simple machines we can make a fulcrum
like nobody's business but holy fuck we
do not know how to do anything beyond
that magic though huh magic the magic
fire like three people know magic
everyone everyone else's toilet is also
their bed oh hey uh okay name area she's
just a badass you know I haven't read
any of the books but I do love spoiling
things for myself oh yeah I have
lots of wikis yeah yeah she she she got
like storms mohawk here that's really
good I'm basically drawing Zarya oh good
yeah excellent excellent
I wish that is the Rosaria looked like I
had to make a skin for first Aria right
this isn't an eye Marian yeah this is re
dumb skin oh the just the one ice right
I said did they do it april fools
skin day they should have done that they
don't get like bad meme versions of all
the characters have you thought she
founded Doran and Jordans dorms all
about snakes yeah with you big snake
Levi purrs uh well she kind of like sort
of married into like the main Dornish
family she was escaping from the Billy
the Valerians who are basically like a
country full of targaryen he took all of
her people sailed on 10,000 ships landed
on door and then burned all the ships
and said hey we're not leaving we're
staying right here
damn honky feud or Neama right you saw
what you liked and she went for it yes
you guys should get a little bicycle
horn at all times
ha ha ha she got our t-shirt store new
shirts coming soon honk uh fyodor me I
love this yeah oh man that's good you're
drawing like an actual cool person now
zone
well because my Miri is cool yeah like
she's a real badass she's a badass lady
right yeah she's not like maegor the
cruel no yeah she's the cool I like to
think that Meg or the cruel sneaks out
into the the common realm goes amongst
the people yeah and calls himself maegor
the cruel and he puts on glasses but his
ears are uneven so they kind of fall off
yeah yeah even his sunglasses just for
this purpose
exactly yeah they can't figure out clean
water but they got sunglasses for some
reason yeah Nymeria is technically a
warrior queen but like oh she's a queen
right I gotta move around oh cool she uh
yes thank you please make it a smallish
grown I mean even though she's got her
armor and stuff she was mostly like a
military like strategist someone like
super smart she compared to like Tywin
Lannister he's more of like a backroom
sort of war room did she also diameter
she's I mean again
have that here so I assume everyone on
Game of Thrones has on a solid or throne
as it where if they die off-screen they
did die on a try better a hundred
percent Rhiannon Oh designed an 80s
synth-pop lead yeah this is like girl
George yeah look at that tiny crown I
love all the Crown's in Game of Thrones
yeah nobody's got it normal I guess only
the Lannisters have normal crowns yeah
everyone else is trying to be really
edgy with their crown oh yeah I got this
driftwood crown yeah we sweet right well
that's just actually just garbage it's
just a garbage crown really in orbit of
the stage this crowded oh yeah I got a
crown made of uh it's you know those six
pack rings I got up some PBR cans and
what I got is this ground I just took a
bunch of daggers and I stabbed him into
my head it's the iron crown that looks
dangerous
it looks very bad I'm stuck in here this
crown is made of bats she got a little
heels
yeah she's got like battle boots yeah as
it is very like tzimmes carrion like a
Wonder Woman yeah fired she's the Wonder
Woman of Game of Thrones yeah get that
yeah that wonderful woman does she have
a mythical sword as well not that I know
I was a strategist oh yeah yeah her
sword was her brains
yeah but she's probably got one of those
long sticks you use to poke at tiny
models of castles and stuff so just like
a spear yeah but like more like a poker
one of them long poke yeah like a poker
I love all the giant map rooms in gaming
oh man they have got multiple in the
first episode of latest season yeah
everyone's got their map I feel like
there must have been like an
Architectural Digest issue that came out
that was like this season's biggest
trend map room max but they as big as
your house
yes Game of Thrones Chris this is where
all the magic happens honey chairs when
you got tiny men that look like soldiers
move them around
anticipate movements you could easily do
this on a piece of paper okay now it's
bigger no it's all about prestige or
they you gotta have a map row
c-synch Circe's letting anyone into her
Map Room rather than the painter that
she immediately murders right afterwards
I think it's a great honor
oh yeah you could die for the painting
of Humber room that's how I want to go
out yeah I mean I want to get laid in
the mapper and then get killed let my
blood represent some sort of troop
movement so good it's real strong thank
you yeah yeah I'm gonna give her the
little bull poker poker thing it's like
it's it's like a shuffleboard you had
done a very good job of making this look
half like a badass warrior and half like
a middle school substitute teacher
that's what I was going from yeah you
crushed it but she's she's a substitute
you don't fuck with no yeah I marry a
class for my chair don't do this bitch
she will put me in the Iron Maiden if
you are late you mean missed rentable
from yes this is for sure our trench
pole this is a trench Bowl alike she had
an iron maidens Jetta of the pokey yeah
we're basically an Iron Maiden mm-hmm
that's what was fucked up yeah yeah did
y'all read um Silas Marner in school no
no I saw the wishbone episode that count
that counts to the book report yeah that
definitely counts that that's actually
the preferred version I think but no in
Silas Marner there's also the thing
adding half of British fiction involved
some sort of torture chamber to put
children in for a long time I think in
that one Silas Marner punished a girl by
putting her in a tiny cupboard so I
guess I don't know what little Harry
Potter situation there okay that is yeah
yeah why are British people always
shoving children and cupboards in like
small spaces and reading like that I
don't know the Lion the Witch and the
Wardrobe fuck yeah I mean and now when I
guess that the kids go into the cupboard
themselves probably
British writers love putting children in
cover but they go on the cover it
because of shame they're like hiding
yeah so they they go in there because
they are spelling because the elephant
like did punishment oh man this is a
deepest episode yet yeah we figured
something out it's you can win any
conflict with a British person by just
telling them to go to their covered
Roizen it
you don't get it okay right well played
expose all right look really I will take
up the official Nymeria arch I'll ever
wear your warrior queen I'm area yeah
this is the this is a little soldier
dude nappy man means sure I'm awesome
I represent a hundred man oh cool I got
the the arm stuff yeah you got the
spikes or I guess she's sitting in a
she's sitting I'm like the son chair oh
I forgot the son snakes snakes and son
makes and sons baby yeah and it'd work I
guess
thank you all right yes good at all
yeah I yeah I've been here yeah all
right Julia you got someone who is who
is prominently featured in the book but
is not on the show great strong Belle
wats wrong so uh you know I do know as
opposed to weak bill we're gonna get to
know strong Belle loss a little bit
better yeah yeah that's my favorite
whenever I go to like a beer hall asked
for strong fella we're in strong zoloft
from he's from marine or Meereen
which is where Daenerys she took over on
her conquest process oh it's the
soldiers yes yeah he was oscillating he
was a who's a pit fighter if you were
had a game of thrones name what would
your adjectives be you go to the front
of your name I don't know sleepy
but just one of the dwarves mainly be
Nathan yeah yeah but Nathan spelled like
night na na e th y na yeah yeah Nathan
the slumber slumbering night whatever I
could
that sounds like that sounds like
something you you feed to someone to
poison yeah I do have my own poison
yeah slumber Nathan is definitely
something you it's like a root you crush
up and kill a Meister with so is this
like a character that shows up in dance
with dragons
I think he's in several book but no does
he not make it to Westeros he well in
the books they are not in Westeros yet
yeah
he's on the Daenerys side of the paper
he's in dancer dragons frolic with
fairies uh-huh since our fuckfest - huh
and my faith / yeah and you know that's
a real book yeah the dragon Diaries
uh-huh old story I usually don't like to
like give you information that will
inform your like physical representation
here but this is like a such a good
little tip that I think needs to be
included so he's like I said he was a
pit fighter he claims to have never lost
a fight his signature move is to allow
each opponent to cut him at least once
mm-hmm and then go on the offensive and
murder them like to behead them whatever
so he has like a ton of scars all over
his body and he like says like this is
how many people I killed is how many
scars I have oh that's tight that's when
you tell someone to punch you as hard as
they can and you're like then you hurt
then you kill them then you kill them in
the murder yeah the classic prank right
so when you ask someone to like tweak
your nipple and then you just murder
them it is one such memory signature
variables right after that would be yeah
oh there we go
oh yeah under nip rib oh yeah that's why
favorite game of Thrones character is
nipple Reaper only if only he and my
drawing of Nymeria could hang out and
right get along I feel like as I rivals
the mountain and just like in a arm
wrestling position constantly he looks
like he squeaks when you watch I give
you her yeah I'm just going to make him
real shiny like he's a bodybuilder he
looks like this skinned version of which
is like Ralphie from a Christmas story
when he's all bundled up like waddling
around you know the skin codes this is
who may Gore's armor was made sure
there's a mix-up in the post of a raven
if ever even had to be so strong to
carry that armor hey Tristan what would
your Game of Thrones name be oh god we
got slumbers Nathan I'm going to be a
sweaty Alexander sweaty Alexander I like
it was it with an x-ray or a couple
wives in their home for sure you know
did it all over yeah yeah scattered
about this is one it's not even part of
the name it's just kind of floating yeah
yeah it's like an apostrophe why like a
thumb above
I don't think is worth his uh bull I
don't think he has an elbow secretin is
in here looks like an attack on Titan
yeah I like sat back to look at it and I
was like you know that that doesn't make
sense if you were a fighter he'd have
really nice like long arm how strongly
about it Bell was and and then Nathan
started laughing and I was like just
believe it the way the way he kills
because they cut him because he's such a
big target and then he just falls on
them yeah he's definitely got an Audi I
appreciate your attention to detail
there george RR martin really hones in
on that detail yeah they spent an entire
chapter just describing the Lindt
the various flavors of the Lindt in his
belly button ha said strong bellows
she's no Queen of mine he took a large
piece of delicious succulent mutton and
bit into it then from a flagon of wine
he took a big sip also he pulled out
three dinner biscuits and buttered them
Rhossili he'd pounded the dinner
biscuits while rubbing his outie belly
button you know you're spoiling the
winds of winter for everyone right now
as I have everything about George my
rating is it's just all food and nipples
and Samwell Tarly is like fat pink
mastered HSN does this guy have a weapon
oh yeah you did yeah is like a special
sword I didn't write that down it's
special I thought he had like a whip or
something like that
yeah bolas you know what yeah you might
be rainbows he's got one of them than
bolo whips where it's just oh it so
excited he's got a word he's got a word
with he said IDs weapons from Soul
Calibur if you can't decide if it's a
sword or a thong yes Julia what is this
growth on his left arm here is her gun
that's what you call a trout Lily bleep
up his Trump's strong Belle Ross's
trout's ripples and he palmed the greasy
birds and lifted it towards his large
gaping mouth
it's a master craftsman what are we
doing with these legs
no you got you can go one of many
directions here so he's a pit fighter
right right yeah I can tell you a little
story about him in the books that is
almost like something that happens in
the show anyways I don't help as I can
get some
so basically when Daenerys is besieging
marine the city sends out a champion
says like what's 1v1 me one be one here
right now and so she is she is like okay
obviously I'm going to truce to strong
bellows and he goes out there he lets
the guy cut him once and then he
immediately decapitates him and then he
pulled he drops trou right there and
then what well everyone is watching
takes a huge shit on the body and then
takes a dead guy's cloak and like wipes
his ass with it
uh-huh then loots his corpse and then
everyone in everyone in the city is so
pissed off but they can't reach him so
he's just taunting them with his ass and
poop he poops and then lives you know he
got poop on the classic poop and Luke
that shows your priorities yeah they got
support there we go
yeah yeah he's a crab got the butt and
the boobs in there yeah that's a classic
pose oh I see oh I see it doesn't make
sense I'm so strong he doesn't have to
make sure shiny is his bud though well
he's going to be wearing to see wear
pants I wouldn't I would give him like a
little loincloth situation again no no
flushable toilets they do have yoga pant
huh I can't believe they left this
character how did I know my favorite
thing about strong dollars your
signature move his fatality if you know
yeah yeah is it you have to be a really
confident in like the consistency of
your poop that day yeah yeah and like
you really have to know like what your
movements going to be like he also like
is able to perform right in front of a
huge audience which is like really hard
like how we get stage fright if I tried
a situation like that but just like
think about how burying it would be if
you defeat you decapitate your foe and I
was like oh badass six and it just had
like real narcy's areas you actually
just like played it off like he did it
on purpose
but he actually just lost all bowel
control tickets wrong the bowel wash
yeah nice very good like this yeah oh
yeah that would be my Game of Thrones
name would just be poop and calls well
there people need not to come near me
that's how I would avoid fights I don't
want that guy's pooping all the time I
think Julia your drawing looks the most
like someone who would actually be on my
favorite thing about your drawing is it
looks like you know in a video game when
there's like guards patrolling the
corridor and you alert them and they go
work a little Metal Gear Solid yeah yeah
me Chris her hair he looks like one of
the dudes out of that video game called
born yet it's a news on seeing the new
VR yeah yeah this fucker looks like a
Gorn God is not like the Michelin Man
you said some killer glutes I got to say
they're also immaculate no one's ever
cut his butt ever how dainty his little
feet are though like you topple over mmm
so top-heavy he's got little flip-flops
on which a you know the best fighting
shoes available
just because he kills people doesn't
mean he doesn't like that the island
flavor is incompetent I like that he
shaved all of his body except for his
legs he physically can't reach down
there no shita his waist does not Bend I
like to think that that's he performs
one ablution every time he defeats a foe
so like sometimes they'll take a shit
sometimes we'll just brush his teeth
over them over his next victims body he
will just shave his legs yeah morning
Mars could you put one scar that looks
kind of like the Aerosmith logo no it
looks just an A with wings you don't
have to do that that's purely a joke
just yeah yeah the Anarchy a is funny
all right yeah should we look up this
friend uh yeah there you go
yeah pretty close yeah I use yeah he's
definitely like Mongo MA from Blazing
Saddles plus berries from the show yeah
dude I love just a big sash at the belt
that's just such a cool move okay like
I'm too fat for belts but I got this
sash and I'm making that work I think I
couldn't find a guy that was big enough
to cast did they combine him with
another character I think he I want to
say dari was a Dario Dario is the one
yeah outside of marine yeah in the show
so yeah I think they just like they were
I mean to be fair there's a lot of
characters yeah I think this is the best
I've ever done on the show yeah yeah
pretty close yeah real close mm-hmm you
missed the tiny vest on his huge box
yeah it said about that yeah they're
like the real crisis of conscious I'm
having right now is which one do I want
to hug most because they're both very
huggable and nice well friends I think
that's all the all the time we have is a
winter has come winter is fallen I'm
just picturing those little arms trying
to wrap around you for a long time they
only like reach your shoulders and I
might even bend them forward okay it's
okay you're doing your best pops out
even more than his de flexing yeah yeah
I think he like I just kind of squeezed
myself between the butt cheeks that's
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Tristan's work we're gonna go
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Martin's many houses and the man that he
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