That game difficulty? For experience genetic strategists
67.3% of people wash hands, doctors work 3 days a week.
Sick people are ignored?
Casual, no one washes their hands
[Laughs]
Doctors don't work and sick people give hugs.
That's just..
That doesn't sound right..
Compulsive hand-washing
Doctors never go home,
Sick people locked in prison?
Who sends you to prison if you have a cold?
We're gonna just make our first disease like a really, rather bad case of the sniffles.
That just got out of hand and killed humanity.
So where are we gonna start our disease?
Ireland.
Okay.
Wait no game.
No
Okay no don't buy this game.
As an Irish man, and just a pro-tip
for everyone else
Ireland is not part of the UK. We fought a f***ing Civil War,
A 102 years ago
Lot of us died. Ireland is not part of the UK. Alright?
I wanna make that a hundred percent clear,
that's why I'm gonna say fuck Iceland instead
Basically what I want to do for this bacteria
I wanna see if I can make this has literally no symptoms.
And no consequence whatsoever
and we're just gonna infect everyone in the world with it.
What's wrong with this game?
Wait no world mourns Harambe death
It's this year
as well
Why is it even coming up?
It's 2018
Oh no it's not Harambe it's Hamambe
It's a different gorilla
We're just infecting more and more people
Completely symptomless. It doesn't do anything.
There are no healthy people in the world
So we give them Pnuemonia,
Pulmonary fibrosis,
Total organ failure
Sniffles to destroy humanity
Sniffles has destroyed the world despite the world's best efforts.
The last few humans know they are watching the end of history.
That was a good first run.
Share the news! My Bacteria, called Sniffles, just wiped out the world in four years!
Yeah share it on facebook, you know?
Make sure to retweet it
Okay, well let's try a Virus next
What is like the most lethal infectious virus we can think of?
Fortnite viral videos are going to take the world over
Now all the news all of the newspapers are gonna be like
"They call it, 'The Fortnite'"
The new violent shooter from Epic Games Studios
That kids keep dropping out of school to play.
Little Timmy Plays Fortnite twenty-eight hours a day and has forgotten to eat food in three weeks
We even have even looks like the YouTube play button
It's like a sign of things to come
Fortnite begins in USA
Fortnite has infected it's first human
Weak and unspecialised,
It's still in beta, you gotta give it a chance
it must evolve using DNA points
Should we just like kinda make a random disease where we don't know the development of Fortnite is gonna go?
We're just gonna leave it on it own whims
and just put everything into instability?
Paralysis?
Fortnite becoming scary!
the more scary for Fortnite becomes by hurting and killing people,
the harder the humans will try to cure it.
Now Fortnite is spreading rapidly.
You know, they they warned us about this look how many symptoms it has
oh my god
It's- it's gonna start putting them in a coma soon, that may develop on its own.
Okay, people are starting to die for Fortnite. I diagnosed a team in the USA has been tried a new disease
A diagnostic team in the USA has identified a new disease which has been named "Fortnite".
It is quite severe and must be investigated further.
Other countries are also reporting, this disease.
The USA is starting to find work on the cure,
But the USA is probably gonna be first to die.
Um, they're trying to find a cure for Fortnite
If only the cure for Fortnite
PUBG
I don't know if cure if PUBG is the cure or no
Fortnite now educes a coma
Get it in the water,
Get it in the air,
Get in the livestock.
Fortnite placed on watch list
Fortnite has been placed on the WHO watch list.
Already dangerous, government are warned that it could become unstoppable.
Yeah, it's already killed seven million people.
You know that the YouTube analytics don't lie. This is just a real life. Oh
This is just real life
Oh it's spreading rapidly
Oh my god
Fortnite, Fortnite just taken the world
Killed more than the black death- that sounds about right for Fortnite
Like the entirety of the USA is fallen
and in- in Canada it's just Toronto
that's having trouble right now
I just like to point out like how good Canadian health care is, even in a game like this.
It's important, right?
But not only is like you go fall into a coma when you play Fortnite, you now have seizures
Total organ failure from playing fortnight
Insanity symptom mutated-
Fortnite has mutated and developed the insanity symptom
So now it's just a bunch of people like jibbering to themselves like number one victory royale.
China is in anarchy?
Um..
China has fallen to Fortnite
The- The world's dying real fast!
Pulmonary. Oh, I can't even pronounce that.
That sounds really bad.
Everyone's dead.
Wait what?
Defeat?
Some healthy people survived-
Who wasn't infected?
The Philippines.
How did the Philippines like survived against Fortnite?
Philippines play PUBG, not Fortnite
[Unknown]
Name your plague: The plague that is anime
Successfully evolved anime
Coughing symptom,
Sneezing. Okay.
Yeah.
It's getting a bit more deadly.
Immune suppression symptom, Okay.
Hey transmission,
Get in the livestock.
Even them sheep are raven on about good ol anime.
People are starting to die from anime, too
That's probably why.
Total organ failure?
Seems to be- pretty tame up until this point.
Like it was just you have some coughin', some sneezin', your immune system now that's- you're looking a bit peachy, you know?
Total organ failure.
Anime spreads to Egypt- what?
Okay, they just invented Yu-Gi-Oh.
Vomiting sy-
symptom.
It's getting too powerful
Projectile vomiting symptom combo.
Coughing and vomiting are causing the infected to projectile vomit,
Increasing the infectivity
People are just vomiting anime
China just fell
You get a fever now- Russia just fell.
Japan is in anarchy.
I'd like to point out once again,
that Canada is fine.
Somehow every time we do this, Canada is like one of the last bastions of humanity.
The-the cure for anime. Oh my god.
We got to up our game they're developing a cure real fast.
Oh, wow. Oh the world's almost dead
Anime, to destroy
No, they're dropping like flood- they're dead.
Oh my god, they died so fast.
Ebola-chan?
[Laughs]
No
[Laughs]
No not
[Laughs]
No not
[Laughs]
Not Ebola-chan,
Oh that's so terrible
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