CRAZY DAD
 
[Soft music]
Geoff: Thanks for that
Gavin: Ahh
Michael: He can't take four iron swords at once
Gavin: "Oww"
Gavin: Ow
Gavin: [Inaudible screaming]
Gavin: [Screaming]
Jack: [Laughing]
Michael: So Gavin..sounds like he died
Minecraft Hunger Games
Geoff: So Gavin, you get em'?
Michael: Should we attack Geoff?
[All laughing]
Geoff: I mean if Gavin keeps going
He's gonna run out of stuff eventually
Gavin: This is too difficult
[Frustrated sound]
Michael: This is taking for EVER!
Ray: Yo...
Instead of digging like straight up
next to the castle
why not dig up, away and just build a platform to it?
Ray: Just spitballin' here
Good
Michael: Ray, shut up, alright?
boat or the area fucking haunt you
forever
it's only did you lose your bow and
arrow string i gave me to make the that
was the best the often to head the two
areas you can just call the ones in your
body and then this is cool
listen Gavin up you just fill them full
of arrows and throw back down for us
please
Oh spider waiting for me at the top with
a pretty cold I got an idea that was
going to work
what if we made that steel got Jeff and
put them on fire
that sounds good even force him to jump
off right probably not but yeah well
it's he's gonna jump off her die up
there
well he's got armor and all that would
that prevent the flames I'm not your
catch fire think you know I know but
what it like do nothing to him
I don't know I can also put it out born
here
hey what are you a pirate I got some
iron cooking
absolutely running out of water up here
are some kind of an asshole he doesn't
have water that means Jeff and I was no
one there right
jeff has been no water I have the I have
no water
three water's okay great i found a
fucking I'll this red should realize all
my staff
if you had to put this katie and i
absolutely everything I mind so i must
have thrown away my map by accident some
point you just tossed on the ground
I must've guys god damn Hakeem lapis
lazuli
I'm sparked and I like I'm gonna make it
oh shit you guys are the epitome of
teamwork by the way here
okay well my to kill me but what I
didn't have anything I lost all my stuff
I didn't have anything lost almost I had
my hands on the tower
what why you had to die and then
fuck looks like we just laugh about and
kill you for no reason
it was the tower was at stake right it's
amazing with full diamond armor and a
diamond sword and like 86 pork chops you
feel invincible
you will be pretty much argument oh yeah
yeah I guess but we can't do anything
now you can
it's a matter of don't make fun of us am
I can't believe I threw my fucking map
away I can't fucking believe i fell out
of my fortress and that was fine
how did you get back up to it I just
want to build i had i have extra dirt
story can be a sex columnist and I was
very worried
thanks i still know the bucket right out
oh ok just want to get what happened
there
cleverly that up just shut me off in one
area where you go you climbing like
under him
are you climbing like added angle so you
can see you from like a mile away
yeah yes dig under that is correct ray
he's got a basement full of lava
he doesn't he does i was able to dig
right up and hit anything
what yeah i think i got there grab the
shit and ran before . under its w down
to the side he went up to the side of it
though it's not under that is it
I didn't see him dig under because i
might my place in tact and shit
wake why did she do that are you out of
supplies again yeah so close
it's not close at all stop
haha dude I shot you in the head and you
walked into the lava
it's not that that was the funniest
thing I've ever seen in my entire life
all right what was everyone else doing
the rapping from do it quicker
sorry it's uh every attempt ends
immediately
you guys could just in wave after wave
at me like a man is doing and then in a
couple of years all run out of air
videos yeah but keep getting really this
is working
keep doing what you're doing it you're
distracting him i will give got a credit
card and credit at least he's above
ground and trying something yeah i will
give them credit
I said I love your job don't have to do
is I'm Apple it's not really doing it
I she if anyone is building a house I'm
gonna get mental
we got a nice one over here and check it
out Oh see this cabins his armor going
on here
i'm so impatient I that's why you keep
dying yet want to tell me about it . i'm
gonna make it back up
oh well I fell down hmm
we need all the top don't need this
fucking gravel fell on me
kill me now what a fucking social did
you do the panic go to third yeah yeah
you're doing what he does
yeah because that was the career I was
Gavin blowing out of speakers or haha
his microphone was definitely a creeper
is what that was my sweater
i lost about a cool dude my fucking my
hearts are dancing your hearts are
tickets
yeah cuz i have two hearts so they're
all dancing on my screen right there
I can see you're a sword is waiting for
your folks or gonna come over and get
into pork sword
all right what's your status you know
okay that sounds good ray over here you
know one thing we need to do right now
is someone who is closest to the city
needs to go and put lava around Jeff's
obsidian block can't do that
I completely blind what you can do that
allowed it at my lower back is really
all really sad when we spotted that
really takes the talent
I got a sword again I have two hearts
so you're gonna your solution to that is
just to mine underground forever yet to
get armor - then go out and kill things
to get health back yeah that's correct
well okay well no I'm gonna run it Jeff
with two hearts Kevin what would
possibly happen
nothing Michaels I i built my tab my
tower in the clouds
so Michaels a bedrock yeah well not a
lot down here that's what time is not
really a better okay
yeah you suck at all right next to his
tower - and everyone become jack
well well as a bomb the whole it now
you're being a fucking retarded
the whole point is to close on what you
need materials a general standard hour
for the first of all you finally got you
i don't know I've been around here but
it has been in the
- 20 minutes hasn't even looked at it
yet no I've well it wasn't loaded like
this whole area was this water when I
came up god damn Jeffrey fucking kick up
wow what was immediately it was a knock
I watched you die tonight I shot an
arrow at you but you already dead by the
time i got there i have no idea what you
did
yeah damn what did she do oh I don't
know I just caught on fire
Gavin i'm coming buddy they need you to
calm down things like about the water
for are not going to get me anything red
stone
yeah I found gold - but I broke it with
a stone pickaxe nice gap where are you
let's do this
all right at ramen so i can write you
got no honor
I don't know that I ran around and I've
uh I good
good God Oh what happened what the hell
i didn't i didn't do that lab my
staircase just took a pummel in didn't
you
oh no took a publican oh that's disaster
the front of my stairs just when you
talk about your uh it's not loading all
i see is gavin's fucking boat in the
middle you can see ray swimming around
the boat
I'm in the book but I drop my sword haha
ray I will find you I i found a narrow
quite the sword
did you find it coming towards you on
fire maybe I don't have other plans so
that
yeah that will happen occasionally
where's the front always obviously we're
good
get away from me what God fires gonna
come towards you and get near me and I
don't want that to happen
it's all right i have water no you're
shooting from the hell this staircase
has made it harder to see you
it makes it easy to get out there oh I
have to health
oh shit that is a staircase there's a
lot of fucking you're likely going on
the surface well Oh God
all right back on the way got what you
got two hours three hours to go through
all that be really something
what are you up to there right you know
hopefully all my stuff that another day
you got full armor knows that Jack Jack
I got four that's your old iron armor
look up yeah well you already are
the other thing is gone except for the
sand up
you set yourself on fire and human right
what you got there the gathering to do
you want to write I watched you doing
watching right into the lava
whoo-hoo Gavin so dead one more while I
don't know why would you make the
staircase right next to the lava
why would you not because I don't want
to fucking die would want to get well i
just realized I didn't have an iron
pickaxe I couldn't even get it
oh this is just disaster when I got to
take one for the team
where are you here
do you have an iron pickaxe cabin I
guess jeff has one so we can we just
take his that's it was true
oh I need to say that we get away
without setting myself I don't see us
getting it without killing him
Wow stop lying game you fucking my mom
god damn it yeah haha am I stuck on the
side is wild and sort of stuff just for
that
what does have one arrow into Michael he
just exploded allocated a single killed
me and I had a one of these girls but I
suspect
cool which I get hard when you get over
here I'm gonna give you guys 15 minutes
to get me and if you don't get me in 15
minutes
I'm going back to achievement City and
I'm erected might our results because
kill you on the way to walk away
you can try all right when i realized
that i forgot you don't have a pic we
can try a minute only thing
oh look it's jesus day my blowing up my
great back
zombie attack that's holy don't destroy
the bed that's possible
my screen where the boy put it under
yourself or something
what we do I don't hundred miles it's
all kick it off
oh oh ok
hi Dan who got no weapons
isn't your people
i'm down my face is ugly Kevin please
get a song like that
no I'm not attractive no absolutely not
if you seen your nose
science as you become mean now
Oh talk about it was that I just killed
you hit me fucked up for a lot of the
stuff that's three part of guys ready
for use
I feel reporter more like it was harder
haha alright yeah that's funny
yeah I know do they would have a ladder
that we could use
what Jacqueline I you can ask him I have
a bladder
haha nice but yet you are on fire
no actually his disguise fortune 500 i
think a lot of it doesn't destroy that
is if we put a lot is up i think the
love I think we can go between the love
and all right you try and let us know
that goes
yeah you have stairs or anything sure
hope we have no I fell off the gas
earlier in this lesson later yeah then
you guys murdered me
yeah but it was good what Michael
decided to kill everyone before the kid
before yeah
so really if you will Jeff and then
killed me i want to be mad yeah but I
would have killed Jeff and then not
killed you
I don't even well yeah but Jeff would be
dead ok let's look at the bright side
we'll go ahead and Ray would have one
was a piece of cobblestone here
that's why is that something's going on
guys
sub big is going on something brewing
it's just a piece of sentiment there
guys there was nothing would shake a put
the site take this here
all right I'm please give me that our
pens
he handed over all you have to do is ask
nicely I mean secret revealed
i wish i could see where you bitches are
can you not
y'all off the map and it's time for an
awesome apps which is good for like Jeff
killing us but not too much for us going
just coordinating killing job yeah it's
fucking bullshit clouds are getting away
that sucks what's Jack I don't you see
I'm so sorry
what she died of a lava was it in the
tower that you had you guys had built
that I want my fucking block / - and
then set on fire
that may be no no I kill myself ok yeah
i like that i spent all right I luck
I'm doing this weird little dancing
thing here i'll give you been finalized
by making a brilliant staircase and it
turns out it just channeled the love and
nicely haha funny i work i roll it on
down
yeah little la familia Jeff that up oh
that really really sucks it sucks jack
I i was about to kill you and I kill
myself so where exactly
huh just now just now how are you about
killing I was coming from underneath you
oh yeah well let's go straight up murder
yes yeah well good luck with that axe
murdering was gonna happen and it did it
work
there's no denying that I don't just
kill myself this house has a subfloor
I don't know if you're working oh yeah I
know I was where I was I was right we
need to and uh yeah i just fucked up so
like he heads up i will now look for you
coming become very beautiful
thanks jack overall I mean I'm like I
have no I have nothing left all my shit
is burned so fucking guys you guys have
helped thanks for about an hour away
there's a zombie here and I I have
nothing god damn cabin are you running
jack
there you go you haven't you'll get more
than miles away don't pay attention to
me jack
you constantly fall into the lava I
don't like I managed to kill myself so
much you like what you do you spend a
half the let's play preparing it and
then they'll immediately yeah pretty
much
you guys got balls yeah yeah Jack wasn't
here for this about just FYI you guys
are about eight minutes to go before I
fucking hot don't know whatever
ok whoa
you're blind i have nothing like a
diamond is all going to do it's going to
be ladder a central yeah jack and jack
is a man was often left a letter i do if
i think i have one piece of sand and 7 :
that's all I need
wow you can check brag about over here
juggernaut course there's no fucking
would overhear anything like that loss
dude it's gonna be a lot of town
nobody tnt Dino my ray bring the
occasional funny to hear man swimming
takes a long time for your kyle phillips
Kyle felt
yeah that's fucking looking for my
brother
oh god he was scary-looking structure
and they were all right you come
so Michael just destroyed as audio oh no
I said yeah yeah fucking shooting arrows
oh shoot just now realizing that he's
still doing that I know that's kind of
annoying
all right this is what we gonna get up
there all shit was I not supposed to be
I'm sorry goes up more apologies must
try making the ladder there chief
there we go oh ho now we could cave now
we're cooking lads are we cooking bacon
so I'm what Joel just poking me oh yes
can I help you something for the video
make sure to cut to me right he brought
to 13 seconds ago in the fucking let's
play some awesome archery skills up
damn it was amazing ok what y'all can
help you with
you have to give talking to Mike that's
how this thing where you guys are trying
to kill me and you got
how is he shooting with arrows do you
see the what side you on
we're playing Minecraft your whole
fucking again the small never got to get
Charlotte up shit
so I don't let me drop you
ok that's the most fun what do you want
somebody why they don't like the way you
guys are doing a great job
hey Jeff don't like Jeff I did the best
of jobs and then my comrades didn't
didn't approve of my work
dude you were so close today Michael you
have no idea do not the time he died
yeah the time I died sounds like you
were dead i'd like to do you want to
start we can reload right now
ya know for what what's going on guys
yes
yeah you have a five minutes before I
take off my head for the hills
so do we have a plan here we just gonna
I think the challenges
anybody have diamond like dude seriously
fuck that
all right i'm trying to do shit man Jack
of getting no ways I possible Joel
interference and Canada
I don't see me I'm trying to focus and
I'm gonna kill shit I got some of the
ways materially you think it's loaded
look that will give me more where boats
oh come on the road the corner much when
I do it
what are you trying to do that right oh
this one oh yeah
ok so next time yet Michael what are you
up to I'm trying to climb up the jab but
he's shooting the crap out of me
the arrows things happen what's that
little like jingled dong thing that's
coming off the side of that
that's your penis 24 years but you
finally noticed it
who was that on the very top of that
Jeff way at the top what do you think it
is Jack
iight well who do you think that way ok
so i can't set anymore but I can tell is
you're at the top of the mat ought to be
top
that's bullshit like max knowledge of
you don't even get over to him then jump
she's too far
just like to come down and make a bridge
to him I can't also it now Jackson
the Cavalry's arrived look at that is to
say shoot me if someone that come with
the fucking backside
I have no idea what you guys are some
too - somebody was the common Michaels
back side
I'm up the backside of Jeff was like
girly it's just filth but right right
there
grab a microphone if you wanna talk
Michael have you seriously but put a lot
haha
have you seriously blocked off my
partially matter with more cobblestone
know your ladder only one up half way
that because I finished it and now i'm
going to finish it was looking fish at
me but i'm going to show you that what
you want well
oh my god seriously by cool
no to gather that's a good time to cut
the Jeff to watch Michael fall fun
ah oh you died with that time to what
dude I had were not a rare my arrow
I three cooked pork chops i got the jeff
i had none
like just from eating along the way the
fucking is coming I'm trying to sleep
body haha dad we have to fucking build a
tower of like four drown - I'd so Jeff
can't shoot around with the bow and
arrow
yeah you know we're gonna get sick more
minutes I could go to the top if you
didn't already have a human capital on
our world cool
I can't fucking move I didn't pull not
gonna goddamn whirlpool
I like that show I look I'm time
traveling salon by one block
what with my fists yeah Timmy adapter
two minutes before he leaves
ok I'm trying to climb up the ladder
turn around and fucking
shut up figure it out but we're in a
cave the best part of the whole group
logo we watching you guys come together
and you're the best part about it is
Gavin constantly complaining about not
going after Jeff and then I went off and
always fucking crying about is me going
up well I'm gonna kill shot with my to
know or care because the god no
shut the fuck up with that if an iron
hey guys I don't worry about it ray's
found iron fucking jackass the movie was
better
look just on the edge of that just by
can always just making a bridge
ah i just--literally i think he's making
a challenge are you tired of chicken
city at Gavin right next to my dead body
ok guys i was gently chef is making a
bridge in the sky
he would it be everyone fucking run to
achievement City
uh just rather concerned it's not the
direction of its gonna take him at all
y'all seeing you know that I we're in
the top corner that's going
yeah look at that look at that look up
in the sky he's using the cover of night
to try to get away
never going to get away like that you
can send four hundred and he's got it
you got a dirt square sticking out of
the side here
I'm dead I'm dead are you what is that
what you're doing
fuck wow whoa Jack what's up fire
haha how did that happen I fell in love
with a splice pot and I'm gonna burn
this whole fucking down everyone's
coming with me he'll get away from me
the fucking we can get the water all of
the skeleton I'm gonna fight the
skeleton while i'm on fire
just run into me motherfucker embrace
yeah
embrace it yet things are looking bad
for all because Jeff Jeff took my boat
probably 90 years old okay run it was
cheaper city everyone tracking device to
the human legs can walk he broke his bed
he broke the only break his boat ok
it was the bet what happened false alarm
fucking spider Kevin did you find all
the shit all over the ground
yeah you got it all I'm i got some of it
I got it I died
picked it back up and then died in there
should be like a sword of fucking
iron I was gonna come kill you gotta be
the creeper is going to do for machine
that she's literally billions
see the problem is I don't even know
which direction she nah fuck that i
forget the tower go up to fucking jail
my picture the top chef
did he finally forgot i'm stuck in the
goddamn world
how do you forget to tell me dat huh oh
that's i don't know i still have it ok
everyone
I'm going back to that you can see
you're right everyone should go to
achieve and you're having a good
psych-out thanks guys i don't want to
keep an eye out for a while but uh I
don't know
I'm too nice I such a nice guy who was
that I think was that I'm should have to
go up to jeffs just to grab me shit
because if we run into him he's just
gonna kill us
yeah but he's gonna get their million
years before us suppose because he knows
where chi minh city is three roses
I got a perfect yeah it's gonna like oh
my god I cannot wait to erect my fucking
golden penis
amazing i'll give you a well-off creeper
Jeff and find more roses on my way back
god dammit this this was a heavily
bringing bringing motherfuckin I will
end you
god I'm well okay i'm dead i got a few
shots in on one eye on Jeff
yeah i was i was following Jeff and
watching him vanish as he had reached
the end of my world every time over and
over a couple hits on him
how much health and I take off you uh I
don't know I just a pork chop
ok like when you actually see more from
he's gonna be coming between ray are
between Michael and Gavin house or your
tits
you gonna come between whose tits Jack's
may be nice
I literally don't know where I am that's
Jack legitimately probably the biggest
hits in the office so probably just
saying in this room just based on size
yeah that's what I'm serious I'm rocking
some fucking days yeah
ray is pretty fucking sad yep
all right go ahead make your house is
everything better
the code that portion of let's let you
know jack has now begun
I don't know what life the world without
loading and I don't know where I am
someone to make myself a house
oh that's not a lot of fun really backed
by the one jeff to win
great i know and what you kill me you
don't have to win I have one heart I'm
hauling ass back to chi minh city i
think i'm going to join heart you have
all the landmarks we have a creeper yet
- I don't know what any of the landmark
yeah because i had actually study these
besides the wipeout course everything is
pretty close to human City
I'm gonna build next to the Tower of
diamond besides the wipeout course and
where Jeffrey and hit the tower of pimps
yeah the upper right-hand side of the
world make some wood to make the house
Jeff is having fun playing games
around with this in but i'll take it i
guess what is it right it's just rain
should take out a little more away with
you
what's the most of my mother died here
because there's flint in there he's hole
and Flint corals even call back
it's they test use back back again
explained cold
I think every time you have been
sleeping in a bit kevin is a bit
oh ok anal sex I'm i'm running somewhere
Shh all right i'll let you have his
inner Chi Minh City he's about to
control the higher rpms shine in the
forest to my I'm gonna make myself a
lovely house
the force of failure yeah the forest of
death I mean for some backup camera and
archery is fucking shooting at me all
right
oh oh my i got trapped in his dorm haha
i was fighting at his house when I and
armor and sword that would not work well
you know I know I'm is one big in the
time before
jeff has finally won the tower just gets
to win
I'm always facilitating the goddamn
contest but I got to be the call you
have to do with stack the odds
incredibly in your favor with god im an
armory for Josh Bob line
this is all your fault that's what
everybody going behind it was bright
green fucking the graph
Jeff stand on the time to get his shot
my brother
I don't see you on it god damn it will
help you should have seen me I was ready
i was waiting to pounce for about a
minute and I banged my face on the floor
but i don't watch to erect the tower
through the window
there is jeff stood atop his Tower of
pimps i'm in the forest of fuck all
I'm fucking a piece and I tell you guys
you can look out for the arrows my
screen tonight can I tell you guys
something really funny
what's that Gavin earlier when you were
playing you go was a bit , stone here
hola found something you did find
something you didn't look hard enough
I was a chest in there with two entire
sets of diamond ore MA 11 you don't need
for jobs and a bar oh yeah
there was well more than enough shit you
needed to take me out and I was fucking
terrified where does that you know what
I did I put that thing there so i could
find that the cobblestone I knew you
guys would see it
so then I knew that it was like six over
from the cobblestone
I don't think like me back you find my
uh yeah you were very close eye
damn it let's play with nothing but
frustration also I don't know that Gavin
want to fuck you up
anyway getting stuck inside your house
with all the diamond in the world is
gonna help him open a book surprise
motherfucker ought to mention of a
diamond brain
all right well that's it another
successful let's play for Jeff
well the Jefferson successfully for Jeff
congratulations to me I will
I just want to Bon Temps great fleet
gracefully
because I gracious and colors that
there's there's even city what on earth
was my everyone doing while I was like I
said I legitimately pretty well I'm
gonna find a diamond city
let's hang out next to it dude i spawned
what I couldn't see anything at the bed
that's right next to is destroyed no no
I know that yet that was going to ice
pond over the corners born in the middle
of nowhere I never gonna let that you
should spawn there
I didn't dollars that up taking the back
let's go to achievements it you did not
once a look like in a bad kill yourself
and your respawn
you never said that the whole fucking
video use your brain box
use the noggin I had my brain box tells
you what you're doing on your screen you
fucking idiot
oh hey look listen so that I had an hour
on a paraphrase I'm repair I'm gonna
paraphrase this let's play the real
winner here was teamwork quickly
ok i'll be taking this
yeah
think about your not going to be singing
and ever
good job buddy
where it belongs thanks assholes you had
to kill me not Jeff look at this
so alone now
