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Gavin: Ey Heist!
 
*laughter*
Ryan: Please Gavin, let's have a little gravitas here
Gavin: The last heist we did was shit
Gavin: All the money ended up at the bottom of the ocean
Gavin: We will not have a repeat of that
 
Geoff: The heist wasn't shit, the team was shit
Gavin: Alright the team fell apart.
Gavin: But you may be wondering-
Ryan: I'd like to say that at the very end there was only one, and that's all that matters
Ray: Yeah
Gavin: Fair play
Gavin: We're not going with any code names on this one
Gavin: We'll have a (Ryan: Ok), we'll just have like secret in front of our names
Gavin: You're secret Ryan
*laughter* Ryan: Secret Ryan. Got it.
Gavin: So i bet you're wondering like why would i lead a heist
Gavin: What skills do i have?
Gavin: And let me tell you (Geoff: Zero)
Gavin: I have confusion and disorientation
Gavin: That's what we're gonna be going for (Ryan: And Slow mo)(Jack: There's medicine for that)
Gavin: Right so (Ray: That's a physic type)
Gavin:The place we're hitting is over here, it's a little gas station
Gavin: I've  pre prepared some uh (Ryan: Gas station?) sweet selfies
Micheal: Oh shit
Jack: We're getting that xon money
Ray: Why would you take your own picture (*laughter*)
Micheal: Real way to make sure who it was that robbed them
Ryan: So we have to (Gavin: That might have been a-) burn that and you after this
Gavin: Right, yeah
Gavin: So we're hitting this place here
Gavin: Now (Ryan: *laughing*) the confusion part
Gavin: I want (Ray: We're gonna blow the heist, we don't even have a printer with color)
Ryan: Shut up
Geoff: We're gonna buy one with the heist money!
Gavin: There's no color in this video right? It's sepia tone
Geoff: oh.
Gavin: It's color?!
Gavin: Right so, Geoff, Ryan (Geoff: Secret Geoff), Ray (Ray: Yeah?) and uh secret Gavin
Gavin: We're all gonna dress in yellow right
(Ryan: Yellow?) Gavin: We're then gonna call 911
Gavin: Each of us are gonna get a firetruck
Everyone: Ok?
Gavin: Then, what we're gonna do is we're gonna park the fire trucks
Gavin: Just around here, there's basically a big ramp
Ray: You know there's a back facing camera right?
Micheal: Why didn't you just take the picture? Why did you put yourself in it?
Gavin: I dunno! I mean, look, look how good i look
Ray: Hi mom! Wish you were here!
Gavin: So we're gonna have four fire trucks placed there
Gavin: We're also (Geoff: Why are we wearing yellow?) cause we're pretending to be firemen
Geoff: Oh.
Gavin: There's like a tanker thing in the game. It looks like this. Little wheels..
Ray: That's a penis
Gavin: I've pre procured one of those
Gavin: This is waiting for us in a (Ryan: Such a decent tanker) construction site just down the street
Gavin: That's gonna be our base of operations. That's where we're gonna pool all the firetrucks before we put them in this position
Everyone: Ok
Gavin: Alright?
Ryan: Alright.
Gavin: At that point we all have sticky bombs right?
Gavin: Everyone's got sticky bombs?
Geoff: Yes
Gavin: Five each (Ray: K)
Gavin: We absolutely litter this thing with sticky bombs
Gavin: I want twenty five sticky bombs on this
Ryan: I'm on board, alright
Gavin: thirty? Right thirty, that's.. (Geoff: thirty.) Alright that's good.
Gavin: Uhh Geoff
Geoff: Secret Geoff
Gavin: Secret Geoff sorry
Ryan: You're already letting the code names fall apart come on!
Gavin: Alright uhh so you'll be the front firetruck
Gavin: You're gonna be in charge of detonation (Geoff: Ok)
Gavin: Micheal you're driving this in between the pumps in the gas station
Ryan: Ooo 
Micheal: Ok
Gavin: At that point you're gonna hop out of the firetruck
Gavin: You're gonna stand on a balcony in front of the street and you're just gonna hang out and wait
Gavin: We'll uh, i'll show all of these in the game when we get in
Gavin: Geoff, you detonate
Gavin: Oh wait i forgot about what Jack's gonna do
Gavin: Jack you're gonna be around there in an alley
Gavin: Uhh just behind the fence, this is behind the gas station
Jack: Ok
Gavin: You'll be waiting on a bike
Gavin: The bike needs to look sweet. This is the escape vehicle
Gavin: We have to escape in style, alright
Jack: A bicycle for six people?
Gavin: No just (Ray: Tandem) Micheal's the guy robbing the place
Jack: Ok
Gavin: So you detonate
Jack: From the balcony
Gavin: Secret Geoff detonates (Geoff: I detonate)
Gavin: Chaos. All of us
Geoff: Are we already there in firetrucks?
Gavin: No we're waiting in this ramp here
Ryan: Round the corner
Gavin: Micheal's (Ryan: We're first responders) Micheal will see the detonation
Gavin: He'll give us the go
Gavin: We blast the sirens. All four firetrucks pull up to the gas station
Gavin: We start extinguishing right
Gavin: Micheal you run in, use the confusion as like a "whaaa what's going on??"
*laughter*
Gavin: We extinguish the flames, we extinguish the police
Gavin: Both, alright
Gavin: Spraying everywhere. Nobody goes in
Gavin: Or out
Gavin: Anyone's in there, unlucky for them
Gavin: Micheal you leg it out on foot
Gavin: People don't flee in cars
Micheal: Nobody goes in or out, Micheal you go out (*laughter*)
Gavin: But you come out (Ray: You're the only one) basically you run out of the gas station
Gavin: You do a little u-turn, you'll end up jumping over this fence here
Gavin: Jack will pick you up on the bike
Gavin: We then meet up
Gavin: Right here
Gavin: On the rwby colored jet skis alright
Ray: That's Micheal right? (Everyone: alright)
Gavin: Well that's...
Micheal: In the game (Gavin: Oh)
Gavin: Uhh right at this point everyone except Ryan
Gavin: Because of what happened last time
*laughter*
Gavin: Will go here
Gavin: Bike and the other remaining firetrucks
Gavin: Ryan, you get a cargo bob. Do you have a cargo bob?
Ryan: Yes
Geoff: Looks like there's only four of those though
Gavin: But you can put two people on the back
Geoff: You get the two each?
Gavin: Yeah, Micheal you can go on the back of mine
Geoff: I'm not riding bitch
Micheal: Gavin you can ride on the  back of mine (Ray: I'll ride bitch)
Gavin: We then take (Ray: I'll take responsibility) this is the final stage of the heist
Gavin: We take the jet skis out here
Gavin: Ryan you fly over in the cargo bob. Pick us all  up
Gavin: We then fly to the maze bank
Gavin: Bevs on the roof
Gavin: Done!
Ryan: How..am i going to pick you up from the middle of the
Geoff: You're going to (Gavin: You hover low and we will climb up)
Ray: Very carefully (Ryan: Ok)
Gavin: So
Ryan: Uhh i have a question (Gavin: Any questions?)
Ryan: Yes i have a question
Ryan: Uh do we get masks?
Micheal: God damn it
Gavin: Sure
Gavin: Sure you can wear a mask
Ray: Only Ryan
Ryan: A firemen mask?
Geoff: How much money do we get here?
Gavin: Like eleven hundred bucks
Geoff: We're gonna split it six ways? (Gavin: Split it six ways)
Ryan: Do you the expenses for the heist come off the top of that?
Ryan: Cause that cargo bob is like two hundred bucks
Gavin: That comes out of your own pocket
Geoff: Alright..
Ryan: That's more then my cut? I think...
Gavin: Ok secret foursome with the firetrucks
Gavin: Go and get the yellow clothes
Gavin: Jack get a bike
Jack: Get a bike!
Gavin: Micheal just uh hang out
Gavin: Maybe just admire the truck or something?
Gavin: Actually let's all take a little (Micheal: Y'know what) visit to the construction site
Micheal: I'm gonna watch TV
Geoff: You need to be more fucking decisive
Jack: Break!
Micheal: You guys have fun
Gavin: Break?
*laughter*
Gavin: Alright
Ryan: So we're going to the construction site
Gavin: Yeah i'll walk you guys through the..
Ryan: Alright Micheal we need your uh (Micheal: Hold on) you gotta load up
Ryan: You got the uh the machine
Ray: Heist tradition
Jack: The machine!
Ryan: Da machine
Micheal: Gavin said i was gonna hang out
Ryan: Nice top hat Jack! (Jack: Thank you!)
Jack: I'm classy!
Ray: It's now a tradition (Gavin: I don't know why i can't get out..)
Ray: Now a heist tradition
Jack: Why won't it let me to leave your apartment..?
Ryan: What's a heist tradition?
Ryan: The top hat? (Ray: Don't worry about it)
Gavin: I'm trapped like a damn rat
Ryan: Oh alright
Micheal: One at a time please gentlemen
Geoff: Alright
Gavin: Creepy hand..
Ryan: Alright so we need to acquire yellow clothing
Geoff: I thought we were going (Gavin: Yeah) the thing
Gavin: Let's do a little walkthrough
Geoff: A little reconnaissance
Ryan: We gotta wait for Micheal to pull the car around
Geoff: Are we gonna take the AH mobile?
Ryan: Of course! (Micheal: Yes)
Geoff: Ok
Micheal: What the fuck was i driving..?
Micheal: Oh i was driving nothing
Micheal: What is the AH mobile?
Ryan: Is there a floating red dot..? (Geoff: Eeehh)
Gavin: Alright Micheal's not doing anything let's just get a car
Ryan: Alright!
Micheal: I'm here!
Michael: I'm calling it right now
Ray: Isn't the Roosevelt the AH car?
Micheal: Oh ok
Micheal: I wasn't sure if that's what he meant
Ryan: Bing!
Jack: *laughing* Ryan..
Ryan: Well it's just a red dot!
Geoff: Alright well Ryan's about to have a wanted level
Micheal: AH cars on it's way
Ryan: Nah i'm putting it away
Ryan: There see!
Geoff: Don't uh don't get in the vehicle with Ryan
Ryan: I'm not i have no wanted level!
Micheal: Yet
Ryan: Let's take optimus prime
Micheal: Yeah cause we can all fit in there..
Ryan: How does he always (Gavin: Oh shit..) show up (Micheal: Holy shit what the fuck) in the beginning of these things
Gavin: Oh god (Micheal: Oh! That guys kicking your ass!)
Gavin: *sad noises*
Micheal: Ok AH cars here
Everyone: Whoa!! (Geoff: OH fuck!)
Ray: That guys dead.
Micheal: Follow me!
Geoff: There's a lot of bullying happening
Jack: Wait we have to get hit by the killer yet (Ray: I'm bullying right now)
OO!! *Impressed noises*
Ryan: Fuck him up!
Jack,Micheal: Jesus Christ.. (Gavin: Thanks Ryan)
Jack: Oh Ryan
Ray: Ow! (Everyone: OOO!!!!!!)
*laughter*
Micheal: Micheal's here!!
Ryan: Uhh
Jack: Well!
Ryan: So this is pre heist right?
Jack: Ok!
Micheal: Yeah this is pre heist
Gavin: I'm not for real dead yet
Ryan: *laughing* You're not for real dead yet
Micheal: The car is here
Geoff: Those of us that are still alive let's mount up
Jack: God damn it..
Micheal: Oh i gotta fucking turn my names back on
Ryan: Oh that's right
Micheal: It's throwing me off... (Geoff: I got a wanted level!)
Jack: One star!
Geoff: I KNEW RYAN WAS GONNA
Geoff: WHAT DID I SAY (Ryan: *laughing*) DON'T GET IN A CAR WITH RYAN
Geoff: EVERY TIME
Geoff: FUCK
Jack: Who's in here with me?
Geoff: WHY DID I GET IN THE CAR WITH RYAN
Gavin: I didn't do anything but (Jack: Ray drive!) (Micheal: Just get in!)
Micheal: I'll drive away, it's only a - OH
Micheal: Now it's two stars
Jack: Micheal go! Go! Go!
Gavin: *nonsense guhh noises*
Micheal: Are you in the car Jack?
Jack: Yeah i'm with you
Ray: I'm putting these back on (Micheal: Oh ok)
Gavin: It that a bottle?
Ray: We're gonna have some time..
*laughter*
Gavin: Heh alright
Gavin: Let's do the uh (Jack: We can do this!)
Gavin: OK (Micheal: Just do the walk through)
Geoff: *muttering* fucking hate.... (Ryan: Where did my mask go?)
Geoff: *muttering* all of you...
Micheal: We're gonna lose this in a second Jack
Micheal: There's no way they can keep up with the Roosevelt
Jack: We need to find somewhere to hide this guy
Ryan: See we're safe Geoff
Geoff: Every second that we don't (Ryan: It's fine!) go to this thing and make progress
Geoff: Is a second closer to Lindsey glitching out again
Ryan: *laughing*
Micheal: It's true
Ryan: For those of you just joining us
Ryan: Lindsey glitched out
Micheal: Oh this isn't.. (Jack: Oh look at this, this is perfect)
Ryan: There we go alright
Ryan: Wanted level gone
Jack: Right here
Geoff: Not mine..
Gavin: This is weird..
Ryan: Well you're not as good at it as i am
Jack: Take the stairs..
Geoff: Alright well..
Micheal: If you get out of the car you're gonna drop (Gavin: Good effort boys!) faster
Gavin: You did everything you could (Jack: Really?)
Micheal: Yeah cause they're looking for that car
Jack: I didn't know that
Geoff: Yeah...
Geoff: Alright does anybody that's not Ryan have a vehicle? (Ryan: Here's an ambulance!)
Ryan: Should we take an ambulance?
Gavin: Where's the car?
Ray: The medics are just looking at em'
Micheal: Alright i'm coming back right  now
Micheal: I uh was losing the wanted level
Ryan: Yeah Ray
Jack: I'ma see if i can jump on your side
Micheal: Ey you're welcome
Ray: The medics are disgusted
Ryan: Here lemme just put it out for you
Jack: Eyy
Geoff: *muttering* Christ..
Jack: Let's do this!
Micheal: Almost killed you Jack
Jack: Almost lost me
Micheal: ok
Ryan: Whoops
Jack: I look really regal as shit with my top hat on (Ryan: They really are yelling)
Ray: Yeah well i own this ambulance now
Micheal: Yeah you do look cool on the side like that
Gavin: UHhhhh specimen
Micheal: Oh fuck
Micheal: We need to go down there don't we
Jack: Well either way you can enter..
Jack: Ah well
Gavin: Oh my god where's the car?
Ryan: Pretty sure that guy was (Jack: It's coming!) going for a Latin accent and landed with Japanese
Ryan: It's like *in a bad japanese accent* you idiot
Jack: Oh Ryan.. (Micheal: Ryan.)
Jack: Jesus Christ
Ryan: How come they're not helping this guy that i shot a thousand times
Gavin: Oh they gave it a go Ryan
Gavin: You'll see (Ryan: Did they?) on the footage yeah
Micheal: Alright Gavin you can mark the
Ryan: *laughing* I dropped a beer on his dead body (Micheal: The location when you want it)
Gavin: *laughing*
Geoff: Alright i'm in
Gavin: Ok (Ray: Go go go)
Gavin: If you unset a waypoint you can use my waypoint that's already on
Micheal: Yeah (Gavin: It's basically to go to Lindsey)
Micheal: Lemme do that hang on
Gavin: Oh you've already got it never mind
Micheal: Uh well now it's gone
Geoff: Is this everybody?
Everyone: *agrees*
Gavin: Alright!
Gavin: Let's scout the area
Micheal: Start here!
Gavin: And break!
*laughter*
Micheal: Second break
Ryan: Nothing happened
Gavin: Who cares
Micheal: Scouting the first location (Ryan: We need theme music to go with this  car)
*car starts playing classical music as a horn*
Micheal: How's that?
*laughter*
Ryan: I like it
Ryan: Goes with Jack's top hat
Jack: Thank you (Micheal: It does)
Gavin: Ok!
Ryan: So which one of yous in the bell A?
Ray: All of us..
Gavin: This is our lovely base of operations
Jack: Base.. (Ryan: I like it!)
Gavin: We're gonna store all the firetrucks here and stuff
Ray: We're gonna start the gang attack too? (Micheal: *making O!!! noises*
Ryan: Do we have to kill the gang too (Micheal: We're out of the gang attack) that currently occupies this area?
Gavin: Thankfully i don't have gang attacks enabled
Micheal: Caleb's online..
Ryan: Oh! Look there's the truck
*laughter* Micheal: What the fuck
Geoff: Someone broke the doors
Micheal: How did that happen?
Gavin: This is the giant bomb we'll be using later
Geoff: Micheal doesn't need to get anything right?
Micheal: No this is it right here
Geoff: So Micheal can stay here with the truck
Gavin: Yeah but i figured he'd want to come out and hang out with us and all that
Gavin: Wouldn't he..?
Geoff: He can stay near the truck (Gain: Uh ok)
Jack: There goes driver
Ryan: Wait no what uh
Ray: So what do we do now?
Ryan: Yeah what's (Micheal: Should we move on or?)
Micheal: Or should.. What are we doing?
Gavin: So now (Ryan: Is she the passenger?)
Micheal: I figured i'd keep driving around (Ryan: Are we blaming this all on her in the end?)
Micheal: Yeah (Ryan: Alright)
Gavin: Her fingerprints are all over the inside
Ryan: That's true (Micheal: She's the patsy)
Gavin: Yeah
Gavin: So uh Secret Ryan, Geoff, Ray and Gavin
Gavin: We'll all go and get yellow clothes now
Everyone: Alright
Gavin: We'll get firetrucks as well
Ray: Dude we have a car
Micheal: So (Gavin: Jack get a bike) should i go with you?
Jack: I will get a bike!
Gavin: Soup it up, make it sweet
Micheal: Alright fuck it i'll just stay here then (Ray: Parkour!)
Ryan: Alright
Gavin: Oh whose bike is this
Ray: Yours now
Jack: I found a bike!
*laughter*
Gavin: So let's go to a store- oh uh see you later
Ryan: Guys guys, you want a ride?
Ryan: Or are you just gonna run?
Ray: Alright yeah a car
Micheal: Hey take care of OW! God damn it Lindsey
Geoff: So.. clothing store
Ryan: I got one already set
Jack: Oh who's that? Who's that on the bike?
Geoff: It's me
Micheal: Oh fuck me (Jack: That's my bike!)
Jack: Why can't i just use this bike?
Micheal: God this is parked like this again
Gavin: *laughing*
Geoff: You wanna get on the bike?
Gavin: Micheal will at some point have to turn that truck around and back it out
Micheal: I suppose i should do it now
Ray: Yeah you've got time to kill
Geoff: Is this your bike?
Jack: No, i mean i could use this one
Geoff: But i mean do you own it?
Jack: No
Ryan: Alright, Binco!
Gavin: Let's get our binc on
Ray: I'm all about it
Gavin: Get some nasty yellow clothes
Ryan: Nasty yellow clothes.. (Ray: Should we match?) alright
Micheal: Yeah uh definitely
Ryan: Nah just come out with do with whatever you feel like (Gavin: Geoff you're not here where are you?)
Geoff: I'm outside
Gavin: Ok
Geoff: If we try to coordinate matching clothes again we'll be here for the rest of our fucking lives
Micheal: It's true
Geoff: We're not capable
Jack: I'm gonna use this bike as my getaway bike
Geoff: That's totally cool with me
Jack: I dunno where you got it from but i'm gonna (Geoff: Totally cool) mod it up
Geoff: I don't care anymore
Jack: Geoff does not care anymore
Micheal: Don't worms it uh (Gavin: Yeah let's not worms)
Jack: OOooOoooOO Yeah!
Ryan: So what does a firemen look like?
Ray: Ah i got a yellow track jacket over here
*snazzy electro music!*
Gavin: Alright who we missing?
Gavin: Geoff?
Geoff: I'm almost done
Ryan: *singing* ~I look incredible~
Jack: AWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH
Gavin: What was that?
Ryan: What just happened over there?
Jack: Mother fucker just ran over my bike
Gavin: *laughing* All i heard was pfffbtbtb AAHHNO
Jack: Fuck you
Jack: I'm get this shit repaired
Ryan: Alright
Jack: I didn't even get a star for that cause she knew she was in the wrong
*laughter*
Ryan: I love how things work in GTA verse
Ryan: You admit fault? Yep alright
Gavin: Oh my god Geoff
Geoff: Hold on..
Ryan: Alright Geoff let's go! Come on!
Jack: Sorry i was gonna take a photo for you guys but i gotta go repair the bike now
Micheal: Do you this ever happens where it's like
Micheal: Hey can you this photo for us
Micheal: And the guys like yeah sure AH god damn it i gotta go fix my bike
Jack: She ran over my bike!
Jack: She parked next to me, she just ran it right through
Ryan: Ray we're like pistons (Ray: Fire fighters!)
Ryan: Firemen!
Gavin: OO that's hideous (Ryan: Oh yeah)
Gavin: Alright
Ryan: Firemen!
Gavin: Jack taking a picture?
Jack: No (Gavin: Alright) i'm preparing the bike
Micheal: He's not there!
Gavin: I'll take a selfie
Micheal: Just one more piece of evidence for them to find us
*laughter*
Gavin: We've already got..
Jack: You guys look like Burnie Mac (?)
*laughter*
Ray: Rest in peace
Micheal: Yeah he's dead
Jack: Alright..
Ryan: Yeah!
Micheal: Can't blame us for that one
Gavin: Alright guys li-uh.. oh you can't see my screen
Ray: You want me to get closer?
Gavin: Uh.. 
Geoff: Should we move left?
Gavin: *laughing* No that's good
*laughter*
Geoff: Alright (Ray: Alright!) we're fire fighters
Gavin: Ok let's uh (Ryan: Let's move out)
Ryan: Being firemen..
Gavin: let's split up a little bit
Gavin: Everyone falsely dial 911
Gavin: You can get a little fire going if you want but uh-
Gavin: But (Micheal: No..) i don't think you need to
Micheal: 911's way faster (Gavin: Yeah)
Ray: Banana parkour!
Geoff: And there where do we take the
Geoff: We take the firetruck over to the
Gavin: We'll take em to the construction yard
Gavin: And then at that point we'll have a little run through of the..
Ryan: How do i call 911?
Geoff: Just use your phone
Micheal: You gotta open your phone and hit x
Micheal: And then dial 911 and hit x again
Ryan: I hit x?
Micheal: Yeah
Ryan: That's not an option?
Micheal + Geoff: Yeah it is
Gavin: Go to your contact (Jack: X on your controller)
Micheal: Sorry you gotta go to your contacts first, then hit x
Ryan: OOO that makes more sense
Ryan: Emergency services
Micheal: That women sounds like
Ryan *in a high pitched voice*: OH MY GOD IT'S ON FIRE (Micheal: A real bitch)
Ryan *still in a dumb high pitched voice*: OH MY GOD COME QUICK
Micheal: That 911 operator
Micheal: Why did you have to pretend to be a woman?
Ryan: I.. Y'know hot flashes
*laughter*
Ray: Oh there goes my firetruck
Micheal: I'm just wearing the exact same thing i always wear
Geoff: Where's my firetruck? I already called it
Micheal: You gotta wait
Ryan: I hear an alarm.. (Gavin: O! I see mine!)
Micheal: It takes like 30 seconds
Ray: Or maybe that wasn't my firetruck
Gavin: Stop stop stop (Geoff: OOooo)
Micheal: Yeah you gotta be ready (Gavin: STOP STOP STOP STOP)
Micheal: Ready for it they will not stop
Ryan: You'd think they'd recognize one of their own and stop (Gavin: Yeah!)
Gavin: What are you running me over for lads?
Gavin: God see you back at the station then (Ray: Oo..)
Ryan: Oh here comes mine
Ray: Aw dude i'm gonna sneak up on em
Ray: Look they don't even know
Ray: Aw shit
*laughter* (Ray: God damn it!)
Gavin: I think they just open fired on me
Micheal: That was fucking funny
Gavin: Wot happened?
(Ryan: No wait!) 
Micheal: Ray was being a dick
Ryan: Don't leave!
Ryan: NO!
Micheal *laughing*: Just fucking drove off
Jack: boots.
Micheal: So what do you got? One? One successful?
Ryan: Oh look out!
Ray: Here come another one!
Micheal: Aw dude there's a clusterfuck
Ray: Aw it's Gavin
Gavin: Eyyoo
Micheal: There's just yellow people everywhere!
Geoff: Alright..
Gavin: It's like a big yellow-(Geoff: Wow)
*laughter*
Ryan: One of you guys left so many stranded firemen running around
Jack: Is there firefighter chasing that dude.?
Ray: I need another...
Ray: Firetruck (Jack: I need another helmet.)
Gavin: *car screeching noise imitation?* Eerrrrr
Geoff: Alright
Micheal: Imagine the same guy calling 911 back yet again and being like listen
Micheal: I need another truck
Geoff: How do you use the uh hose
Micheal: Left bumper i think or right bumper
Micheal: Maybe?
Jack: Left bumper fires your gun doesn't it?
Micheal: It might do water on the truck
Ryan *sounding exhausted*: oh my god it's horrible. it's all burning down. you have to come immediately
Micheal: So we got two (Ryan: help) fire trucks
Ryan: Look for the guy in the rasta hat
Micheal: What do we need t-*laughter*
Ryan: He'll help you
Ray: Firetruck where are you...
Micheal: Don't fucking kill people! You guys are gonna get wanted levels
Geoff: Oh right..
Gavin: Oh is that you Geoff?
Geoff: I was just cooling them off
Micheal: Yeah
Geoff: It was hot (Ray: Things to do coming out soon)
Gavin: So Micheal can you keep an eye on all these while i walk everyone through the uh
Micheal: I mean i'll sit here
Gavin: Yeah, you can look on my screen if you want, so you know what you're doin'
Ryan: I don't think they care about us Ray
Ray: No..
*Gavin singing (?) something indecipherable*?
Micheal: Ray just chew chew in the street
Ryan: Response time in this part of the world is just terrible
Geoff: Maybe you guys go a bit further out?
Jack: Ow
Ryan: You think we've (Jack: Ok..) depleted the fire department for this area
Micheal: I mean generally there's not like three per town
Ryan: They only had two trucks so that was it
Ray: Nice fedora asshole
Ryan: Alright, goin' to a new area
Ryan: See if we can get more firetrucks there
Ray: Maybe we can start a fire...
Geoff: Y'know you can move these things up and down Gavin and they just go- (Gavin: Yeah)
Jack: Op aw
*laughter*
Geoff: How do you do that?
Micheal: Don't kill him.. (Jack: Guys don't hurt the bike)
Geoff: How do you go up and down
Gavin: Just look up and down! (Geoff: Oh ok.)
Gavin: UH! You've sprayed some uuhhhpfftt
Geoff: Sorry gents
Ryan: Hey hey hey don't get the construction workers
Geoff: Alright i'll stop
Ryan: You're not gonna escape in that thing
Gavin: Did someone just drive off in the uh (Ray: Fire! Fire!)
Micheal: It's Ryan
Ryan: Yeah
Micheal: This is Ryan's idea of going farther away (Ray: 911 fire!)
Ray: 911...
Micheal: He's like a block away
Ryan: Uh yeah y'know i'm far away from where i was when i called em' before
Micheal: Holy shit! Jack almost fucking crushed Lindsey's head
Micheal: That would have been funny as hell
Jack: Motorcycle parkour!
Jack: Oh no what's it called uh
Jack: What's that uh (Geoff: Gymkhana(?)) gymkhana
Ray: Ow
Ray: Guy this hit me into a tree
Ryan: This lady sounds so bored on the on other end of the line
Micheal: Oh i cammed it Jack
Ryan: "Oh you're on fire? (Gavin: She has a desk job) Well alright.."
Micheal: She's a bitch
Ray: N B D
Gavin: I bet there is a fire station with two in uh
Ryan: Where?
Gavin: Outside..
Gavin: I don't know
Micheal: *laughing* Fucking Geoff said the exact same thing
Ryan: It's uh..
Ryan: You're aware that is not useful information if you don't know where it is right?
Ryan: You just said basically somewhere out there in the world there is a firetruck
*multiple people singing Somewhere Out There By James Horner*
Micheal: I don't wanna call it just because..
Micheal: Oh i hear a firetruck! Or i hear sirens
Ryan: I hear sirens but i still don't (Ray: There's an ambulance coming) don't have a firetruck
Ryan: Oh wait..what's coming
Ray: Can i just get a red vehicle? Will that work?
Micheal: No Ray!
Gavin: Red vehicle and a bucket
Ryan: I feel like i'm driving looking around for reception...
*laughter*
Geoff: *mumbles something about gta 4?*
Ryan: Can you burn me now?
Ryan: Hey
Ryan: I'm still on fire! Why won't you save me?!
Micheal: Do you think that guy that like killed himself
Micheal: The... can you hear me now good guy?
Ryan: Like drowning himself in the money he made from those?
Micheal: I seriously doubt he made that much money
Ryan: He was the face of that commercial for a good while
Geoff: That fucking (Micheal: Yeah i mean..)
Geoff: I read that that bitch in progressive is a millionaire
Micheal: Are you shitting me?!
Geoff: No..
Micheal + Ray: Flow?
Geoff: Yeah
Jack: Would not shock me at all
Micheal: Damn
Micheal: Flow gets around
Ryan: She does other.. i mean they sent her to like other promotional things too i think
Gavin: Do you think other robbers talk about this kind of thing?
Micheal: Yeah probably
Micheal: They gotta talk about something (Ryan: Gotta talk about something)
Jack: Alright we're twenty two minutes into it and we're talking about Flow from progressive
Micheal: Well we're waiting for uh fucking firetrucks, come on
Gavin: Ah well maybe we should just do it with two. What do you think?
Jack: You're the (Micheal: UhHHH) the heist master
Micheal: I say take two more calls and if not then uh yeah
Gavin: I called again and nothing showed up
Ray: I just called
Jack: Did you cool or did you call?
Micheal: God damn it.. (Gavin: *laughing*)
Micheal: Alright well that was.. (Geoff: It wasn't that funny)
Gavin: Sorry
Ray: Whoaaa
Ryan: Alright last ditch effort. I'm gonna blow something up
Jack: Ahh jeez..
Micheal: Isn't that Ryan first ditch effort?
Ryan: Not today!
Micheal: I just meant in general
Geoff: He's not blowing anything up near us right?
Ryan: Nah (Micheal: I dunno)
Geoff: Did somebody clear out the uh...uh...
Micheal: Use your words
Geoff: Gang attack?
Micheal: No just disappeared (Ray: What's up?)
Geoff: Oh it went away (Micheal: Yeah)
Micheal: I said they go away
Ray: OOO
Ray: Well then..
Ryan: Well i hear sirens
Gavin: Oh you do?
Ryan: Yeah, well i imagine they're probably police sirens
Jack: Hey i can (Gavin: Oh.) also call one too, i haven't called one yet. I dunno if that would help
Ryan: Try it
Micheal: You spurting Geoff?
Geoff: No..
Micheal: Oh was it Gavin who was spurting?
Geoff: I don't think so..
Micheal: I just watch the firetruck spurt water..
Gavin: Nah (Micheal: Oh no it's a tire)
*someone makes a buzzing noise??*
Gavin: Technically i can spurt in two directions at once
Micheal: Aww do it!
Micheal: OOO that looks cool!
Micheal: Now if Geoff did it too
Ryan: They'll never expect a Rasta firemen
Micheal: Aw dude it looks like two (*Gavin moaning?*) dicks firing off at the same time
*Gavin continues to make sex noises*
*Micheal laughing*
Jack: Alright there is a gas station here we can light on fire
Ryan: I may have generated some unwanted attention..
Gavin: That is the gas station we're gonna rob Jack, so i wouldn't do that one
*laughter*
Jack: Just scouting it out, no big deal
*laughter*
Micheal: Don't you remember the picture of Gavin and the gas station?
Gavin: Alright, alright let's uh everyone meet up at the thing
Gavin: We'll just do it with two
Micheal: Slight variation
Gavin: We'll be here for the rest of our lives (Micheal: Yeah let's do it)
Ray: True
Jack: Should i go scout out my location (Micheal: Nah) across the streeet?
Gavin: We'll do that altogether
Ryan: Alright just uh flee the police
Ray: Oh not really i can just run over there...
Micheal: *sighs* Please god
Geoff: Move forward a little bit Jack
Jack: No
Micheal: Oohh shit
*Jack laughing*
Micheal: No hose fired
Jack: D'awww (Micheal: Aww shit)
*laughter*
Jack: Don't ruin the getaway bike Geoff!
*laughter*
Gavin: Ryan!
Ryan: Yo
Ryan: Coming!
Gavin: Ray (Ray: Yep) where you at?
Ray: Coming
Jack: I am close to death..
Gavin: So can we.. do you think we can leave these firetrucks while we go and check it out
Geoff + Ryan: No
Gavin: I mean like where Micheal is staying
Ryan: Oh yeah
Micheal: We can try? I make no promises though
Geoff: As long as he's looking at them. You're in the vehicle right (Micheal: Yeah) Ryan
Geoff: I'm just gonna be here facing you
Micheal: Hi Geoff!
Geoff: HI Micheal
Gavin: Alright let's get out of here
Gavin: So we're gonna walk in front of the target?
Gavin: All dressed in yellow?
Geoff: OK?
Micheal: You guys look like fucking idiots
Geoff: That's our pizza
Ryan: Wonder if we can mount up on the back of a firetruck (Geoff: MOUNT)
Ryan: Um..
Ryan: Alright i'm here
*Jack laughing* Ray: Yeah!
Jack: Your crouch is on my back (Ray: Fuck you)
Geoff: Yeah it is
Gavin: Alright! Everyone follow me, we're gonna (Geoff: Wooo)
Micheal: Don't fuck up the getaway bike..
Ryan: Are we gonna walk?
Micheal: (Gavin: Yeah) We're just all taking the achievement hunter car
Gavin: Alright where is (Ray: Alright..)
Geoff: Are we following them? (Micheal: Oh my god..)
Jack: Is this it right here?
Geoff: K..
Ray: Hey i'm here
Gavin: Oh you're already there?
Ryan: Uhh may have a few bullet holes in me
Ryan: Do you think that'll hurt my disguise?
Ray: Fucking..
Jack: Aw shit this guy is going after
Jack: OOh pfft
Ray: Nice scarf, they make it for men
Ray: Ouch
Ray: Yeah he's dead
Ray: I know fashion
Micheal: You killed him with words Ray
Ray: Yeah i did
Micheal: You slayed him
Jack: Oh there's a car wash!
Jack: Geoff do you wanna go through the car wash?
Geoff: Yeah
Gavin: Alright stop messing around over there, this is what we're gonna do
Ryan: You know we'll never be clean after this..
Micheal: This is gonna be it
Micheal: Huh, this one?
Ray: This is it?
Gavin: So Micheal, look at someones screen so you know where we are
Micheal: Ok
Gavin: This is the place where we're gonna rob
Geoff: Yeah, what we're gonna rob
Gavin: What we're gonna rob
Gavin: We'll park, you'll park the tanker right in between  two of these
Gavin: Two of these pumps
Geoff: So Micheal's gonna park the tanker (Micheal: Ok)(Gavin: Yeah)
Gavin: You can attach it (Geoff: Then) if you want or just leave the whole thing
Micheal: Oh that's not a bad idea
Gavin: Run in and rob it
Ray: How do you detach is it like left on the d pad or something
Geoff: I'll blow
Gavin: Yeah Geoff
Gavin: We will all be around here. Let me show you
Ryan: I'm gonna take the UMS truck
Geoff: Left on the d pad..
*a bunch of people talk at once over each other?*
Ryan: Yeah Geoff it'll do
Gavin: No, hold on.
Ryan: Whoops
Ray: Alright well then (Ryan: Damn)
Ray: That guy is dead as fuck
Ray: You probably have a wanted level now
Ryan: Little bit
Geoff: What a surprise, Ryan got a wanted level
Ryan: Surprising to me
Jack: Did you run the complete opposite direction away from where you're suppose to go? (Gavin: Yeah)
Gavin: Alright
Gavin: So this ramp here is where all the firetrucks will be
Gavin: This (Ray: Alright) lovely little ramp
Geoff: Oh right
Gavin: You see it? (Geoff: All two)
Gavin: So we're all gonna yeah
*laughter*
Gavin: All two of them will be parked here
Gavin: We'll be at the fire within seconds
Gavin: It's probably gonna be the world record for response time
Geoff: Ok
Ray: Definitely better than us calling them
Geoff: And Jack will be behind..?
Gavin: Yeah Micheal this is what you're gonna do
Micheal: Yeah
Gavin: Watch my screen here
Gavin: You're gonna run out
*Gavin makes panting noises*
Gavin: Run past the car wash
Gavin: And then you make a cheeky little u-turn around the car wash to this little stair case here
Geoff: Alright
Micheal: Ok
Gavin: You run up here
*Gavin makes groaning noise?*
Gavin: *sounding strained* you go through here
Gavin: And then you'll hop this here fence
Gavin: And Jack will be (Micheal: Ok) waiting right here
Micheal: Alright
Gavin: Jack (Jack: Alright) this is where you're gonna be
Micheal: I can't to fuck that up
Geoff: Alright so and then they take off to the jet skis
Gavin: And then we all go our separate ways and meet up at the RWBY jet skis
Geoff: Do we take off in our firetrucks?
Gavin: Yeah!
Geoff: Alright
Geoff: And we meet up in the RWBY jet skis
Gavin: Yep!
Ray: Where are the jet skis?
Gavin: They are (Geoff: By the pier) by the pier
Ryan: Yeah right next to, just to the left of the pier
Ray: Well i don't even have a car so i don't know why i'm even asking
Ray: I'm gonna be riding with somebody
Jack: Where am i? am i back here?
Micheal: Alright
Jack: I guess?
Micheal: Um..
Gavin: So is everyone good with that?
Micheal: Yes, just one question Gavin
Gavin: Yeah
Micheal: Or secret Gavin
Gavin: Yeah
Micheal: In regards to the plan
Micheal: Do i have to be in the store robbing it before the explosions
Geoff: Yes
Gavin: Yes you do
Ryan: Damn it
Ray: God damn it Ryan
Gavin: What?
Ryan: Seriously?
Ray: Don't kill any of us..
Micheal: I think it means Ryan got a star
Ryan: I just got rid of my wanted level
Micheal: And then you killed again!
Geoff: Alright so i'm gonna (Ryan: He ran in front of me!) get in position
Gavin: Yeah that's uh ok everyone go to (Geoff: Everybody meet back) the construction site
Geoff: Jack yourself included
Jack: I'm sitting getting my bike in position
Geoff: Everybody needs to meet back cause we gotta load up the uh
Gavin: We gotta fill, we gotta riddle the tanker
Ryan: Alright 
Ray: Alright
Gavin: With C4
Geoff: So everybody can put five pieces on
Gavin: And as soon as we do that the heist has began
Micheal: So i'll park it, go inside (Geoff: One!) execute the robbery
Gavin: Yeah
Geoff: Two!
Micheal: As soon as he gives me the money, you guys will detonate (Geoff: Three)
Jack: I'll be up there (Micheal: Right?)
Gavin: Yeah
Geoff: Four!
Micheal: I'll run out (Jack: I wanna watch the explosion)
Micheal: I'l wait a second (Ryan: You can just arrest me! You don't have to shoot me!) for the firetrucks
Micheal: I suppose right?
Geoff: Five
Micheal: I mean i'll run out..
Gavin: Alright (Micheal: Join the chaos)
Gavin: This thing is live with uh C4
Gavin: So make sure you don't (Ray: One)
Micheal: Please don't blow me up
Ray: Two
Gavin: Oh my god...
Ray: Three
Ryan: So we have (Micheal: Holy shit) Don't bump anything on the way over there
Ray: Five
Gavin: Alright i'm gonna do the other side. Micheal you wanna bonk some on as well?
Micheal: Uhhh yeah
Jack: Alright so we should have 15 per side right?
Ray: So is Lindsey just gonna stand there and?
Ryan: One!
Micheal: Yeah
Ryan: Two
Gavin: One
Micheal: We don't need her ass
Ryan: Three
Ryan: Four
Gavin: This thing is
*Shocked gasp*
*Excited/fearful loud inhaling*
Micheal: What?
Ryan: Good (Micheal: What?) god
Micheal: What?
*Gavin continues to suck in air*
Ray: Gavin almost shot the out the tanker
Gavin: I only had (Jack: One) two sticky bombs (Jack: Two) and it defaulted to a gun afterwards (Jack: Three)
Jack: Four
Micheal: You suck
Jack: Five
Gavin: Ok..
Jack: Jesus christ
Micheal: Not now Ron!
*laughter*
Gavin: Alright! Load up the firetrucks!
Geoff: Secret firetruck one is in position (Ray: X-Ray and Vav!)
Micheal: Hoy Shit
Gavin: Jack, you know where you're gonna go right?
Jack: I'm moving to position
Jack: Secret Jack please
Gavin: Alright firetrucks are gonna go to position now
Geoff: Already there 
Ryan: Alright
Gavin: Oh you're already there?
Geoff: Yeah
Gavin: Jesus
Jack: Secret Jesus
Ray: Watch the cop!
Micheal: This is like the bomb..
Gavin: Micheal (Micheal: In the dark knight rises) if you could try and look out the window as the thing goes off t get a good angle
Gavin: that'd be top
Micheal: I hope to god it doesn't kill me
Micheal: I'm gonna fuck...
Gavin: WHY'S THERE A BLOODY AMBULANCE DOWN ERE?
Ryan: Y'know i had to improvise alright (Micheal: I'm ready to go uh)
Ryan: Hey hey hey!
Micheal: I appreciate the dumb ass that left the car (Ryan: Emergency services) right in my fucking path
*laughter*
Micheal: So i can't get out of here
Gavin: Alright!
Geoff: You can get out
Micheal: Ryan..
Jack: Aw dude i have (Ryan: What?) an amazing view of the explosion (Micheal: You were driving)
Gavin: Oh you're up on the roof? (Jack: Yeah) That's awesome Jack
Ryan: Alright!
Geoff: Good call Jack
Ryan: Are we ready to go?
Geoff: I'm ready!
Ryan: Do we have like a go word? What's our go word?
Gavin: Uhhh
Gavin: Heeguhh (Micheal: Go?)
Geoff: So do i blow it now?
Evetyone else: NO!!
*laughter*
Gavin: Right remember when you hear the explosion or Jack sees it
Gavin: Sirens all the way
*people making sounds to show they agree*
Geoff: How do you turn the sirens on?
Gavin: Right uhh (Micheal: Click the left stick)
Geoff: Click on the left stick, got it
Jack: My lord..
Gavin: Alright! Micheal (Micheal: Yeah) advance the tanker! (Jack: This is gonna be incredible)
Micheal: Alright
Jack: Good luck boys!
Micheal: Step number one uh (Ray: I'm excited for all this money)
Gavin: Micheal how safe do you feel driving this right now?
Micheal: I feel fine
Gavin: If you want you can detach it and leave it and drive away
Micheal: I'm gonna try it
Micheal: I'll try that
*Gavin makes a OH noise like he was punched in the guyt, sort of?*
Ryan: Woooo
Jack: Oooo kay
Micheal: Ok here we go
Micheal: Beginning the (Gavin: Look at us! Waiting) operation
Micheal: I like that we're doing it at night too (Gavin: Yeah) it's a night heist
Gavin: It makes it even more secret (Micheal: Ok) secret Micheal (Jack: Dusk)
Jack: There's ok i see the truck
Jack: The truck is incoming
Micheal: Just gettin' some gas (Jack: It is glowing with sticky bombs)
Micheal: Oh i'm afraid if i drop it though the bombs might ignite?
Gavin: OOOO
Micheal: Would bombs go off?
Gavin: I don't know
Jack: Ah be gentle with it Micheal
Gavin: Tease it through
Gavin: (Jack: Alright) Maybe just leave it in there?
Jack: Oo there you go
Geoff: Do i blow it now?
Ryan: Just leave it
Gavin: No no no
*laughter*
Micheal: Alright
Jack: Alright
Gavin: Micheal let us know when Geoff should blow
*laughter* Micheal: Ok hang on
Jack: Truck is in position
Jack: And it's like Christmas down there (Ryan: He's going to the store)
Gavin: Micheal you (Ray: Man it is) can rob him with any tool that you please (Micheal: Ok)
Gavin: Make sure you (Jack: Good luck) murder him afterwards (Ray: Broken bottle) as per usual
Micheal: Going in
Jack: We didn't even recon the store! Is there anyone inside?
Micheal: Ok there's nobody inside. (Jack: Ok) There's nobody in the store. Are you ready boys?
Ryan: Wait wait 
Geoff: Are there sun chips?
Ryan: Did you buy the beer?
Micheal: I didn't get it yet
Gavin: Make sure the buy the be-UHHPP alright
Micheal: GIVE ME THE MONEY
Jack: It's on!
Geoff: Do i blow?
Gavin: No!
Gavin: No! Wait for him to give the money
Micheal: Wait i gotta get the cash first
Jack: Aww there's alarms. I hear alarms.
Ryan: Oh we better, we better do this quickly or he's (Micheal: Hang he's halfway there) gonna be alone
Ryan: The police will be outside
Micheal: That's the point! You guys are gonna fucking wreck the police
Jack: Aww oh god here comes the police
Micheal: Oh why did my gun stop? (Jack: The police are outside!)
Micheal: Wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it hang on hang on (Ryan: Micheal!)
Micheal: OH I'M GETTING SHOT (Ryan: GET THE MONEY) OH GETTING SHOT
*various loud yellings of 'OH MY GOD'
Ryan: Go go go!
Micheal: BLOW IT!
Geoff: Blowing it!
Gavin: Blow it!
Ray: We're too far away i think!
Gavin: Blow it now!
Micheal: HURRY UP
*Gavin makes loud bird noises*
Geoff: Blow it!
Jack: Solution!
Micheal: You guys suck!
Gavin: Why won't it blow?
Ryan: It's not blowing!
*Everyone yelling*
*laughter*
Gavin: It's response team!
Micheal: GET OVER HERE THE COPS ARE HERE
Gavin: AAA FIRE 
Ray: WEE WOO
Gavin: Fire!
*Yelling*
Geoff: I'm coming!
Micheal: WHO IS LEFT?
Jack: Micheal i'm still here!
Micheal: WHO'S LEFT
Geoff: I'm coming!
Ryan: Where's secret Gavin?
Jack: Secret Micheal! Micheal i have it!
Micheal: Oh god i'm running
Jack: I got the bike! I'm ready to go!
Micheal: I'm running i'm runnning i'm running
Micheal: Secret Jack i'm running!
Ryan: Oh my god
Geoff: Alright i'm here does anybody need a ride?
Micheal: I don't even know if i got the money
Jack: Who did we lose? We lost secret Gavin (Ryan: Did you get the money? Do i need to go back in and get it)
Jack: Micheal come on
Micheal: Hang on. I'm coming. I see you Jack!
Jack: Alright i'm peeling out!
Ryan: I can't get in to get the money
Ryan: It's closed
Jack: Let's go!
Jack: Alright ok!
Ryan: Cheese it!
Geoff: Did you get the money Micheal?
Ryan: OH!
Micheal: I'm gonna check
Jack: Aw we lost secret Ryan
Jack: I don't know what happened to him
Geoff: What happened to Ryan?
Micheal: I DID! I GOT THIRTEEN FORTY TWO
Geoff: HOLY SHIT WE'RE RICH
Micheal: Yeah!
Jack: Oohh shit
Micheal: Who's wait, who's left?
Jack: Ah shit
Geoff: I'm left
Micheal: Oh my god oh crap
Jack: Going to the highway
Geoff: Alright uh (Jack: Oh Shit!)
Jack: Heading to the secret moon. Uh We've got a secret helicopter
Micheal: It's not that secret!
Geoff: Did we lose Ryan?
Micheal: I thought, i think we're all that's left!
Micheal: I think it's me, secret Jack (Jack: Oh shit) and secret Geoff
Geoff: We don't have a fire hyrda! A don't have a cargobob
Micheal: We have nothing!
Geoff: We're gonna have to improvise!
Micheal: What do we do? Where are we going?
Jack: Ok we find 
Geoff: OK stick with as much of the plan as we can
Jack: We're going to the (Geoff: RWBY)
Jack + Micheal: OH SHIT
Jack: I didn't even see tha- OH GOD
Micheal: GOD NO
Jack: GO
Micheal: SECRET JACK WH- Oh we're fucked
Micheal: WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE THE GETAWAY VEHICLE BE A MOTORCYCLE
Jack: OOOOHH
Micheal: AW SHIT
Micheal: Aw god i'm gonna die. I'm gonna die right here this is
Geoff: Just stay alive!
Micheal: This is the end of secret Micheal
Geoff: I'm still alive!
Geoff: Stay alive!
*Micheal makes a blood gurgle noise*
Geoff: You can do this!
*Geoff makes uhhh scared noise*
Geoff: *in a high pitched fearful voice* Get to the thing..
Geoff: Why is it so QUIET?
Geoff: WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
Geoff: HELLO?
Geoff: Anybody?
Geoff: OW
Geoff: Fuck
Geoff: Ugghhhh
Geoff: What do i do?
Geoff: Everybody's dead but me!
Geoff: Where's the money?
Geoff: *increasingly high pitched and frantic* Which colour of jet ski do i take?
Geoff: I'll take the yellow one..
Geoff: I don't know where to go
Geoff: I'm stuck under a
Geoff: I'M GONNA DROWN
Geoff: Get in!
*Geoff makes panicked noises*
Geoff: I guess i'll just go out in the water and wait for the cargo bob?
*crying noises*
Geoff: My best friends are all dead and i'm broke!
Geoff: I guess i'll just drive off into the sunset
Geoff: When is it over?
*Laughter*
Gavin: God damn it.
Micheal: Gavin!
*Geoff laughs hysterically*
Micheal: You were alive for like eight seconds!
Ray: He drove into (Micheal: What happened?) a gas tank and killed us
Gavin: I drove into
Micheal: I saw you Ray just throw his hands up in the air
Gavin: I drove straight into the gas pump
Jack: So you
Gavin: I came in with the intention of extinguishing it i made an even bigger fire
Jack: You triggered the C4 and nothing happened
Jack: And then just it all just vanished off the truck
Jack: I chucked a C4 from the roof and hit it
Geoff: Oh really?
Jack: It was amazing
Geoff: They all vanished?
Jack: Yeah they just all vanished
Jack: They all just disappeared off it
Micheal: God damn it
Geoff: Must have been a proximity thing
Gavin: Well everything about that went wrong
Micheal: Yeah no shit
Ray: Shocking
Jack: We got away on the motorcycle at least for a little while
Micheal: Yeah next time can we not take a motorcycle? (Jack: Yeah a motorcycle not..)
Geoff: I like for now that i lived
Jack: Geoff did live
Gavin: It should just end with slowly fade to black with you in the middle of the ocean (Jack: Just crying)
Ryan: Secret Geoff escapes
Gavin: Wot happens if you kill yourself right there?
Geoff: I'd probably die?
Micheal: He'd be dead!
Gavin: Do you shoot yourself or do you just go ugh?
Ray: You take a pill, cyanide pill
Ryan: Wait stay wherever you are (Micheal: It's different everytime) Geoff
Geoff: Nah i'm gonna do the cyanide thing
Ryan: No no no wait don't
Geoff: Why?
Ryan: Because i sent a mugger after you and apparently it's approaching you
*laughter*
Geoff: IN THE WATER?
Ryan: That's what i wanna find out!
Geoff: I'd love to see that!
Micheal: Probably should have mugged me before i died with the money
Jack: Micheal you hopped on my motorcylce and there was three stars and i'm like oh fuck
Micheal: Well..
Jack: This is not good
Geoff: Is he still approaching?
Ryan: I don't know it just said approaching. He may *mumbles*
Geoff: I'm out here all by myself
Geoff: Alright i'm gonna pop it
Ryan: Well..
*laughter*
Geoff: You guys gotta be able to use that
Gavin: Utter failure
Micheal: God
Ryan: It was an honor..
Jack: Uh heist number two. Success question mark?
Gavin: Did we further do you think than the last one?
Everyone else: No!
Micheal: Not at all! We definitely got further the first time
*end screen music - some funky bass slapping noises*
