>> DURING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON,
SANTA SENDS AN ELF TO EVERY
CHILD'S HOME TO SEE IF THEY'RE
BEING NAUGHTY OR NICE.
ALL DAY THEY WATCH THEIR CHILD,
NEVER BLINKING AND NEVER MOVING,
AND EACH NIGHT THEY RETURN TO
THE NORTH POLE TO REPORT BACK TO
SANTA.
>> HO, HO, HO!
WELCOME BACK ELVES ON SHELVES!
I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD AT
KEEPING AN EYE ON YOUR CHILDREN.
>> YES, SANTA!
>> WONDERFUL.
DOTTIE, HOW HAS LITTLE ELIZABETH
BEEN THIS YEAR?
>> SHE'S BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL,
SANTA.
SHE'S LISTENING TO HER PARENTS
AND DOING HER CHORES.
>> SPLENDID!
AND HOW IS LITTLE MATTHEW,
DEEDLE BEEP?
>> WELL, HE DIDN'T WANT TO EAT
HIS VEGETABLES AT DINNER.
>> OH, NO.
>> BUT THEN HE DID AND HE LIKED
THEM!
>> HOORAY!
WHAT ABOUT YOUNG MARSHALL,
SCRABBY?
>> I WANT A NEW KID, SANTA.
>> BUT WHY?
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING MARSHALL
FOR 13 YEARS.
>> THINGS HAVE CHANGED THIS
YEAR.
HE FIGURED OUT HE COULD DO A
CERTAIN THING WITH HIS BODY.
NOW HE WON'T STOP DOING IT.
>> I HOPE HE'S NOT FIGHTING WITH
HIS LITTLE BROTHER.
THAT WOULD BE VERY NAUGHTY
INDEED.
>> NO.
IT'S DEFINITELY A SOLO ACTIVITY.
AND CONSIDERING I CAN'T CLOSE MY
EYES, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SIT
DOWN AND WATCH HIM DO IT.
AND HE DOES IT A LOT.
>> HMM.
WELL, IS WHAT HE'S DOING NAUGHTY
OR IS IT NICE?
>> IT'S NOT REALLY EITHER,
SANTA.
>> THAT'S SILLY, SCRABBY.
ALL ELVES KNOW THAT EVERYTHING
HUMANS DO IS EITHER NAUGHTY OR
NICE.
>> IT ISN'T SO BLACK AND WHITE,
DEEDLE BEE.
IT'S JUST A THING HUMANS DO, YOU
KNOW, THEY GO INSANE FOR A WHILE
AND THEY DO IT NONSTOP.
PLEASE, SANTA, COULD I HAVE
ANOTHER KID?
>> BUT MARSHALL LOVES YOU,
SCRABBY.
>> I KNOW.
BUT SOMETIMES HE LOOKS AT ME
WHEN HE'S DOING IT, AND I THINK
HE'S MAKING ME A PART OF IT.
>> LUCKY YOU, SCRABBY.
NOW WHAT DOES EACH OF YOUR
CHILDREN WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS
YEAR?
>> A TRAIN SET.
>> A NEW SOCCER BALL.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
>> OH, SCRABBY, CERTAINLY
MARSHALL WANTS SOMETHING FROM
SANTA.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY LIST.
OH, SCRABBY, YOU SPELLED
FLASHLIGHT WRONG!
>> I WISH THAT WERE THE CASE,
SANTA.
>> WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
HE WANTS?
>> I MEAN, I GUESS SOME SOFT
SOCKS?
>> HO, HO, HO, HO!
THEN HE SHALL HAVE THE SOFTEST
SOCKS IN THE LAND.
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
STAY THAT WAY, SANTA.
>> SCRABBY, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU
DON'T LIKE MARSHALL ANYMORE?
>> NO, I DO.
13 IS JUST A -- IT'S A CONFUSING
AGE.
>> WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW, HE LIKE, LOOKS
AT HIS BODY AND HE HAS LIKE,
LITTLE BOBBIES AND HE SQUEEZES
REAL HARD BECAUSE HE HATES THEM
AND HE'S MAD AT THEM AND HE'S
LIKE, OH, GO AWAY.
>> OH, MY, THAT'S ODD.
YEAH, YEAH.
PLEASE, LISTEN, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE ANOTHER KID?
>> OH, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENING.
YOU'RE UPSET HE'S GROWING UP.
>> HE GREW UP, SANTA.
THAT'S DONE.
>> DON'T BE SAD, SCRABBY.
EVERY KID STOPS BELIEVING IN US
SOME DAY.
BUT THEN THEY HAVE KIDS OF THEIR
OWN AND THE MAGIC STARTS AGAIN!
>> I DON'T KNOW IF MARSHALL'S
GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN
HIS TANK BY THEN.
>> WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO VISIT
ALL YOUR CHILDREN AND BRING THEM
CHRISTMAS CHEER.
>> YEAH, WELL, JUST MAKE A LOT
OF NOISE WHEN YOU GET TO
MARSHALL'S HOUSE.
HE'LL STOP FOR A FEW SECONDS IF
HE HEARS SOMETHING COMING.
>> OH, SCRABBY, YOU'RE A SILLY
ELF.
NOW BACK TO YOUR CHILDREN.
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