- [Kareena] Welcome to Drawfee,
where we take dumb ideas
- [Julia] And make even dumber drawings.
- [Kareena] I'm Kareena.
- [Julia] I'm Julia.
- [Jacob] I'm Jacob.
- [Mark] And I'm Mark.
- [Kareena] Mark?
- [Jacob] You came out hard, Mark.
- [Julia] Comin' on headstrong.
- [Jacob] I'm Mark!
- [Mark] I'm Mark, champion Mark.
- [Julia] It's like a Smash character.
- [Kareena] So Mark is in
today 'cause Nathan is not.
Oops.
- Bye Nathan.
- [Jacob] You know that
whenever Nathan's out,
Mark's gotta come in.
It's definitely not.
It's not his first ever appearance.
- [Mark] Nope, I saw the signal in the sky
and said, gotta get in.
- [Julia] Mark, what do you do?
- [Kareena] Yeah, what do you do? (laughs)
- [Mark] Who, me?
- [Julia] Yes.
- [Mark] I work at Dropout as a designer.
I will also illustrate
for them on occasion.
You've probably seen my
work and didn't know it
if you are on Dropout or
follow us on social media.
So that's kinda what I do.
- [Kareena] Nice.
- [Jacob] And you should
be on both of those things.
If you're not, sign up for Dropout today.
Also sign up for social media.
- [Mark] Kareena what are we doing?
- [Kareena] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
It's another thing that Kareena likes
and you're all gonna like with me today.
- [Jacob] Yes.
- [Kareena] We're doing a Digimon episode.
- [Julia] Hell yeah.
- Finally.
- Yay.
- [Julia] I know so much about Digimon.
- [Jacob] The digital monsters.
- [Kareena] There's a pretty wide range
of Digimon knowledge
going on in this room.
So I thought we'd mix it up a little
instead of just drawing
Digimon just based on whatever,
I think what I'm gonna
do is show you a picture
of a Digimon or two and you have to guess
what it digivolves into.
- [Jacob] Oh geeze.
- [Kareena] Because unlike Pokemon,
which people will naturally
compare Digimon to,
Digievolutionary lines are
absolute nonsense garbage.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] Great.
- [Kareena] That's what makes it so fun.
Just 'cause I know Julia, at least,
has very little knowledge I'm just gonna.
- [Julia] I only know Satanmon?
(group laughing)
- [Kareena] Satanmon?
- [Julia] Whatever that one is.
The one that's real moody and rides a--
- [Kareena] That's beelzemon,
my boyfriend who I would smooch.
(group laughing)
In Pokemon it goes Charmander,
Charmeleon, Charizard.
You get that?
- [Julia] Yep.
- [Kareena] In Digimon
it's Charmander, Charizard
Charizard with a gun wearing pants,
Gyarados, Professor Oak in
BDSM wear, and then Ditto.
(group laughing)
And it branches off a lot from there,
so that's what we're working with.
- [Jacob] Kareena that
was such a good analogy.
- [Kareena] Thank you.
I thought about it a lot last night.
(group laughing)
So I'm just gonna give you some Digis.
- [Jacob] Yes, I'm up first.
- [Kareena] Maybe I can tell
you a bit about them and.
- [Jacob] I would love that.
- [Kareena] You're just
gonna try and guess.
You're just gonna guess really hard
to try and figure out
what it might evolve into.
- [Jacob] Imma do all my best guessing.
What's my Digis?
- [Kareena] So the one you'll
be drawing is Diapenmon,
who is a Digifusion evolution.
So it's evolved from two
different Digimon fusing together.
- Gross.
- Momma and Papa-mon.
- [Mark] But is it different
than DNA digivolving?
- [Kareena] Oh gosh, Mark.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] I have some Digimon knowledge.
(woman laughing)
- I have Zero.
I'm so confused!
- Like I said, wide range.
So it's digivolved from
Kumamon and Korikakumon.
- [Jacob] Kumamon is a polar bear.
- [Kareena] Yes, little bear boy.
- [Jacob] With a gun.
- [Kareena] Got a gun.
- [Julia] Like a bazooka, rocket launcher.
- [Jacob] And Kora.
- [Kareena] Korikakumon.
- [Jacob] Korikakumon is
what looks like a dog.
- [Kareena] He's kinda like a dog-yeti.
- [Jacob] A dog-yeti with two axes.
- [Kareena] Yeah.
- [Jacob] And they
fuse, you're telling me.
- [Kareena] They fuse into Diapenmon.
- [Jacob] Diapenmon?
- Diapenmon.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] It sounds like diaper.
It sounds like diaper so much.
- [Julia] And so are
you gonna go with that?
- [Kareena] Like you can decide
how much the name factors in.
It might, it might not.
- [Jacob] I have to draw a
diaper or else I won't be able
to continue with the 'mon.
- Jacob, that's nasty.
- [Jacob] So yeah, I'm a nasty boy.
What else is new?
(group laughing)
Okay, I'm just gonna launch
into it here I guess,
and I'm worried that, like,
the direction I'm thinking
is gonna make too much sense.
Like, I'm gonna try to,
like, combine elements.
- [Kareena] You have
to make a real decision
about how straightforward you wanna be,
how much you wanna draw from these two,
how much you wanna draw from the name.
- [Jacob] I think what I'm gonna do is--
- [Kareena] Just go crazy, Jacob.
- [Jacob] I'm gonna look
at them one more time,
then I'm never gonna look at them again.
(man laughing)
I'm gonna have the idea
of them in my head.
- [Julia] They're both.
- [Kareena] Ice Digimon, as you can tell.
- [Jacob] Yes.
I'm gonna rough out
a little sketch here.
- They're parents
to a Digimon.
- [Kareena] Yeah, so they
fuse to form a Digimon.
- [Jacob] They fuse to form a Digimon.
- [Julia] Is that what the kids
are calling it these days, fusing?
- [Kareena] Yeah.
- [Mark] They fused behind a dumpster.
- [Julia] They fused behind a dumpster.
- [Jacob] I think, like.
Yeah, like, the animal kinda, like, feet.
Big thighs.
- [Julia] Yeah he's got strong haunches.
- [Jacob] I get a big
thigh vibe from these.
- [Mark] Well you're
trekking through the snow.
- [Jacob] Yeah, when you're
trekking through the snow
all the time and then, like,
the animal feet kind of thing.
Maybe, like, ready to pounce.
Diaper.
- [Julia] I was about to
say, I'm not seeing a diaper.
- [Mark] You got it real great.
- [Jacob] I think the diaper,
it's like a high-rise,
high-waisted diaper.
- [Julia] Oh, okay.
- [Jacob] So it's like a fashion diaper.
Does that exist?
- [Julia] Fashion diaper?
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Julia] Probably, I'm sure.
- [Jacob] Like not for babies, but, like,
you think like runway
models are gonna be, like,
rocking fashion diaps?
- [Julia] Yeah, I think, probably.
(Kareena laughing)
- [Jacob] If you have
those really short jorts,
sometimes and they're, like,
a little too small for you,
it's kind of like a fashion diaper.
Fashion diaper, fashion
diaper, fashion diaper.
And we'll get jorts as well.
- [Kareena] Would you
like one more hint, Jacob?
- [Jacob] Oh yeah, I'd love one.
- [Kareena] Diapenmon is a hybrid Digimon
and a cyborg Digimon.
- [Julia] What?
- [Jacob] Okay.
- [Mark] I love Digimon so much.
- [Kareena] Take that for
what you want. (laughing)
- [Jacob] This is the dog leg.
- [Kareena] For a second
I though you were making,
like, cutoffs under the diaper.
- [Jacob] I did, yeah.
- Oh, oh yeah
- That is there.
[Kareena] There's a seam, okay.
- [Jacob] Yeah, this is
cutoffs under the diaper.
- [Kareena] Oh lord. (laughs)
- [Jacob] And a furry leg as well.
- Great.
- A furry dog leg,
but this one is the cyborg leg.
- [Kareena] Interesting.
- [Jacob] We're gonna get a
knee spike, that seems good.
I know that, like, whatever I
do it's not gonna be enough.
I think that's really.
- Enough?
- [Jacob] Yeah, 'cause
the Digimon are so much,
and I know that I can never go far enough
to truly encapsulate
what makes them so crazy.
- [Julia] Yeah, I mean the
only Digimon that I know
is that one that is, like,
has a big fat T-rex head
and a itty-bitty body and also Satanmon.
- [Jacob] You know Agumon.
(woman laughing)
- Agumon and Beelzemon.
- Agumon is just
a little dino.
- [Julia] He's a little dino.
- [Kareena] And Beelzemon
is my hot biker boyfriend.
- [Jacob] Is a Satan motorcycle.
- [Julia] So if I take anything from that
it's that you need a
giant dino head on this.
(Kareena laughing)
And lots of, like, those trap pants
that have all, like, the
belts that go around.
- [Kareena] I mean you
did add the cutoffs,
- That's true.
- Under the diaper.
So you definitely got a Digimon
kind of aesthetic going.
- [Jacob] Yeah, and then
I think the top is just,
like, strong, like, man's torso I think,
which is like these
big, like, titty pecks.
- [Julia] So these two
animals got together
and made a human man?
- [Jacob] Digimon is what
you think Pokemon is.
- He'd be surprised.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] Whenever you draw a Pokemon
you're really drawing a Digimon.
- Good to know.
- You have a lot of big
Digimon energy, Julia.
- Okay, good.
- Yeah, you definitely do.
Let's get some abs
going on in here, pecks.
I need to fix this, just everything.
(woman laughing)
'Cause I think I'm gonna
go, like, a direction.
Another Digi-direction with the head,
'cause sometimes they like
to do things like this
where the head is just
like a stuffed bear head.
- [Julia] Is that what they do?
- [Jacob] Sometimes.
- [Mark] Digimon can do anything.
- [Jacob] Yeah, there's
no aesthetics and rules
you have to follow.
- [Julia] How many
artists worked on Digimon?
Was it just every?
- Right.
Every artist.
- [Julia] Every artist worked on Digimon
and they were like, yeah, this one?
Sure, put it in.
This one?
Yeah, okay.
- [Kareena] Like, part
of the trouble preparing
for this episode was
finding Digievolutions
that were relatively straightforward
to explain to you guys
because they branch, they intertwine.
To bring it back to Pokemon,
it's like a Pikachu evolved into Raichu,
but Bulbasaur also evolved
into Raichu sometimes.
(man laughing)
- Good, great.
- You never know what
you'll get out of it.
- [Julia] I'm so excited to figure out.
Is this an olive?
Oh, it's a bear.
- [Kareena] No.
- [Jacob] This is the bear head.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Kareena] I would like to add
that I absolutely hate this.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] That's fair.
That's fair to add.
But you also need to add it is plausible.
This is a plausible Digimon.
- Like, absolutely.
- [Jacob] I just like
that to be, you know,
part of this, as well.
This is clearly, like --
- [Kareena] I just want
the audience to know
that I'm not okay with it.
- [Jacob] It's like a mask
or a hood or something,
which, also, I hate.
(woman laughing)
- [Kareena] This is just
like a really buff furry.
- [Jacob] This is just a really--
- [Kareena] Wearing a mask.
- [Jacob] Well, a lot of them are just--
- [Kareena] And a diaper
on top of its cut-offs!
Ooh, we got a fun little hairstyle.
- [Jacob] Yeah, just,
like, a cool, J-Rock.
- [Mark] There's that one
yeti had all of those.
- [Kareena] Yeah.
- Oh yeah, they're really--
- Braids, whatever they were.
- [Kareena] Whatever it was.
- [Jacob] Just gonna get,
kind of, some of that.
- [Julia] This is a power mullet now.
- [Jacob] Yeah, it's a
power mullet situation.
(Mark laughs)
- [Kareena] I notice you're
leading into the arms.
- [Jacob] I just haven't got there, yet.
I don't have anything,
like, good to do here.
I'm not here to do anything good.
- [Julia] What about gun that shoots out
tiny double-sided axes, yeah?
- [Jacob] I mean, that's
obviously what I was going to do.
There's not, like, another
world that I could live in
other than this one where
the gun shoots axes.
- [Julia] What if the axe is a gun--
- [Jacob] On his other arm?
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Mark] That one's just a
straight-up gun that shoots.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] Just a gun.
- [Kareena] (laughs) That's a real gun.
- [Jacob] Yeah, sometimes
they do just have real guns.
- [Julia] Yeah, I mean, that one before
had a rocket launcher.
That anti-aircraft.
(Kareena laughing)
- This gun shoots axes.
- Good.
- Wonderful.
- Good.
- [Jacob] That's like, you know,
this guitar kills fascists.
It's like that.
It even says it on the side.
(group laughing)
It's a Woody Guthrie reference,
Digimon loves Woody Guthrie.
(group laughing)
This gun shoots axes.
- [Julia] Good.
- [Jacob] This is gonna
be difficult to depict.
And also there's, like,
no way this could work.
- [Julia] No.
- [Kareena] It's like a Nerf gun.
It's like, go and pick
up the axes individually
and put them back in.
- [Jacob] These ones over
here have already fired.
It's rotated through.
- [Julia] Like a revolver.
- [Jacob] Yeah, it is a revolver, yeah.
A revolver that shoots axes.
And then this one, as
we've discussed previously.
(Mark laughing)
I think we're just gonna get, like,
the hand is gonna be, like, here.
Big bicep, strong arms.
- [Mark] Can't lose.
- [Jacob] Can't lose.
And this is the one that's
an axe that is a gun.
(group laughing)
So it goes way up.
Oh, maybe it's like, I want
it to be like a boomstick.
- [Mark] Like a vuvuzela?
- [Jacob] Well, that's
not what I was thinking.
I was thinking one of those,
like, muskets, with the flared,
the stylishly-flared barrels.
- [Mark] For hunting dodos.
- [Jacob] Yeah, for hunting dodos.
For, like, doing comical,
Looney Tune-esque hunts.
- [Mark] Why did they
flare the ends of those?
- [Jacob] I don't know,
it was just, cute look.
- [Kareena] We just thought it was neat.
- [Mark] It was a fashion gun.
(Kareena laughs)
- [Julia] It's also an axe.
Good.
- A big axe.
- [Kareena] Every time he,
like, swings down, it shoots.
- [Jacob] Yeah, which
doesn't even make sense
because, like, it's not
gonna shoot in a direction--
- [Kareena] It's a very
chaotic fighting style.
- [Mark] Chops down a tree
and shoots a hole in another.
- [Jacob] Yeah, I think he
can't shoot the same thing,
he's, like, swinging for.
I think this, down here, should definitely
be, like, a gun thing.
- [Kareena] A gun thing.
- [Mark] Ooh, rifle stock?
- [Jacob] Yes, like a stock.
Yeah, you swing it like an axe
and then sometimes it fires, blasts out.
This looks more like a
vuvuzela now, doesn't it?
- [Kareena] That's just a vuvuzela.
- [Jacob] We're gonna do,
like, one of these, then.
Pow, like, shit flies out of it.
- [Julia] Yes.
- [Jacob] Pow.
- [Julia] Very good.
= [Kareena] It definitely
has Digimon energy, but.
- [Jacob] This is Diapemon.
- [Kareena] I hate to tell you
that you're completely wrong.
- [Jacob] I can't imagine that.
Show me Diapenmon.
- [Kareena] This is Diapenmon.
- [Jacob] What?
(group laughing)
- [Julia] It's a penguin?
- [Kareena] You were so
focused on the fact that
it sounded like diaper,
you missed the hint.
Pen for penguin.
- [Jacob] Dia-pen-mon.
- [Mark] And he's a cyborg?
- [Jacob] He has a little metal hat.
- [Kareena] He has a little metal hat,
that makes him a cyborg.
- [Jacob] And of course,
two big popsicles.
- [Kareena] Yeah.
- [Mark] Is he an air traffic controller?
- [Kareena] No, he's
just a penguin. (laughs)
- [Jacob] That's unbelievable.
There's never a world in which
that's what I would've drawn.
(Kareena laughs)
- Phenomenal.
- [Jacob] Digimon are wild.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Kareena] Diapenmon.
- [Jacob] I'm done.
Mark, do you want to draw?
- [Mark] Yeah, let me at it.
- [Jacob] Are you ready
for your Drawfee debut
- Here I go.
- Artpiece?
- [Mark] Yeah.
- [Kareena] Mark is the most
knowledgeable Digiboy, so.
And he also helped me plan this episode
before we decided he was
gonna be on the episode.
- [Mark] But it's still a surprise for me.
- [Kareena] He did have
to hastily pick one that
I thought he wouldn't know.
So yours is, Bancholeomon.
Bancholeomon?
A southern twang coming out.
- Look at that bancho.
- Oops.
- [Jacob] Bancholeomon.
- [Kareena] And it is
another fusion Digievolution
between Grapleomon and Pandamon.
- [Jacob] I love that Panda one.
- [Kareena] He's just a panda.
- [Jacob] Now, the first one here looks
pretty similar to what
I drew in a lot of ways.
- [Mark] I think that's Diapenmon.
- [Kareena] Is that Diapemon?
- [Jacob] I think that's Diapemon.
- [Mark] Diapemon.
Okay, so it's the fusion
between these two.
- [Kareena] Yes.
- [Mark] And it's Pandoleomon?
- It's Bacho--
- Yeah, that's panda.
- Bancho.
- Bancholeomon.
- [Mark] I just added the
panda 'cause I'm looking at it.
- [Kareena] Yeah, it has a panda in it.
- [Mark] All right, I think I know.
- [Kareena] Knowing what
you know about Digimon,
what do you think?
(group laughing)
What do you think happens?
- [Jacob] Use your vast well of knowledge.
- [Mark] I'm just gonna start
going and see where we go, so.
- [Julia] You're already
into the Drawfee way.
- [Mark] I know, bancho.
I don't even know what a bancho is,
but it sounds like a poncho, and.
- [Julia] It's a poncho for your banjo.
- [Mark] Oh yeah, bancho.
- [Jacob] I'm gonna put on my bancho.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] Put on my bancho.
- [Jacob] This is someone who
messes up their Bs and Ps.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] I'ma put on my bancho
and go play buttluck golf.
(group laughing)
I'm Bancholeomon.
I like the squatting position
that you've begun here.
- [Mark] Well, if he's
gonna be playing his bancho.
(group laughing)
- Good.
- [Jacob] Playing his bancho.
Playin' my bancho, wearing my bancho.
- [Mark] Exactly.
- [Jacob] Do you know what any letters
are supposed to sound like?
- [Mark] What are letters?
- [Jacob] I don't, I sure don't.
- [Kareena] Bancholeomon
is a beastman Digimon.
- [Mark] Beastman.
So I'm assuming Leo is a lion.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, the first one's
definitely a lion in the fusion.
- [Julia] It's a lion
that plays the banjo.
- Oh, my bear is back!
(Mark laughs)
My bear is back!
- [Mark] That's a bear.
I accidentally did a bear.
What does a lion's mouth look like?
Boy, oh, boy.
- [Julia] Similar.
- [Jacob] It's just like
the bear, but with a.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Yeah, now we're on to something.
- Whoo.
- Yeah.
- [Jacob] Now we're into some business.
Oh, yeah, give a little snoot
on there, a little tongue.
- [Mark] Yay.
- [Jacob] Couple eyeballs.
Oh, yeah.
- Aw, he's really feeling it.
- [Mark] He's a sensitive soul.
- [Kareena] He's a sensitive Digimon.
- [Jacob] I don't wanna fight,
I just wanna play my bancho.
(group laughing)
Dum, dum, dum, dum.
- [Julia] Why do you gotta
be throwing so many bunches?
- [Jacob] Don't throw any bunches at me.
- [Julia] Do you mean punches?
Bunches, yes.
- Bunches.
- [Julia] My favorite thing to eat
during the summer are beaches.
I love my beach tea.
(Kareena laughs)
- [Jacob] Well, apparently,
he also messes up Js and C-H,
so he'd be like, my favorite
thing to eat is Beajes.
(group laughing)
Beajes?
Like, are you sure that's
what you want to say?
Yes.
- [Mark] I think you
just can't speak well.
- [Jacob] I play my bancho
and I eat my beajes.
- [Julia] We have to give him some credit.
He's a lion, you know.
He's already learned
how to play the banjo.
- [Jacob] The bancho.
- The bancho, sorry.
- The bancho.
- [Kareena] I mean, he
is a beastman Digimon,
so he does have some man qualities to him.
- [Julia] Yeah, like a
quality to play the banjo.
- [Kareena] You're right.
- [Jacob] Yeah, beasts can't do that.
- [Kareena] (laughs) A lion would never.
- [Mark] How PG-13 or.
What's the rating on Drawfee?
- [Julia] It's up in the air, my dude.
- [Mark] Great.
- [Julia] Just do it, just do it.
- [Mark] When you said
there were human bits,
I mean, of course I thought.
- [Jacob] Yeah, see, we
can't just depict a dong.
(group laughing)
- No.
Well, it's not a dong.
See, I was gonna draw the
stool that he's sitting on.
- Oh, of course.
(group laughing)
Of course.
That's very fair.
I think this is now a safe drawing.
- Oh, Mark.
- I was just gonna.
- [Jacob] Safe for work.
- [Julia] I'm so happy we have you on.
- [Mark] I'm a monster.
You've done a terrible,
terrible thing.
- A digital monster?
(group laughing)
My bio on Instagram is,
Champion of the Digital World.
(Kareena laughing)
And no one has ever
said anything about it.
- [Jacob] Is it really?
- [Mark] I don't know
what a banjo looks like.
- Basically that.
- Basically this.
- [Jacob] It's got four strings.
- [Mark] It's roundy and it's--
- [Jacob] It's round.
- [Mark] It's got, like, a bunch of lines
on this side, 'cause it's.
Don't they tight-knit with, like, it's.
- [Kareena] Oh, yeah, kind of.
- [Mark] I'm a bad Sufjan Stevens fan.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] I'm playing my favorite song
by my favorite band, Bon Jovi.
(woman laughing)
- [Mark] Ban-ban.
Bon Jon-povi?
- [Jacob] Chon, chon Bon Jovi.
- [Mark] I've gotten lost in this drawing.
- [Jacob] You're in the weeds, now.
- [Mark] I know, I gotta
give them some more poncho
coming out the bottom.
I gotta correct that stool.
- [Kareena] To cover the stool?
- [Jacob] Gotta up that bancho.
(Kareena laughs)
He's playing the bancho,
he's wearing the bancho.
He's listening to Bon Jovi.
- [Mark] Probably give him some.
- [Jacob] And he's eating beajes.
- [Julia] Bon Jovi loves
a banjo in his music.
- [Mark] That's the one
thing I know about him.
- [Julia] Oh, I love
that he has little boots.
- [Jacob] He'll just do a little taps.
- And it's got a little tap.
- Little foot taps.
- [Mark] Toe-tapping, keeping time.
Ring, da-da-ding, ding, ding.
- [Kareena] This is a Digimon.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] It is a Digimon, that's true.
So I need to give him something else,
like one extra thing.
- [Julia] Some child got this Digimon
and was just, like, um.
- [Mark] I also want
it known that he's nude
under the poncho.
- [Kareena] Obviously.
- [Jacob] Nude with, like,
flesh, or with, like, fur?
- [Mark] Both?
- [Kareena] It's like a
man's body, but with fur
in exciting and new places.
It's Digimon.
- [Jacob] What a thrilling change.
I'm going through puberty.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] I don't know.
I might be at a.
- [Jacob] Oh, headbands now?
Wait, make the headband, like,
a digital visor sort of thing,
like a Geordi La Forge visor,
just for no god damn reason.
- [Mark] I don't know
what Geordi La Forge is.
- [Jacob] From Star Trek.
He's the guy with the visor over his eyes.
Oh, you did, like, more of a gambling.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] Oh, that type of visor.
- [Jacob] Like a high-tech,
sci-fi visor.
- This has big margarita
villain energy.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] This dude is on the
boardwalk for Margaritaville.
His banjo case is open up front.
- [Kareena] Dude, is that a lion?
- [Jacob] This is one by
my other favorite artist,
Jimmy Buffett.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] I'm just living my dreams,
following Jimmy Buffett.
- [Jacob] Following Jimmy Buffett.
I'm a real Parrothead.
- [Mark] Ugh, Parrothead.
(group laughing)
I think I'm dead.
- [Jacob] Are we done?
- [Mark] I might be?
I don't know.
Is there anything else it needs?
She's very rough.
- [Jacob] I love him.
- [Julia] Yeah.
He looks like a friend.
- [Jacob] Does me loving him
tell you that it's complete?
- [Mark] I think it means it's complete.
- [Kareena] It looks like an uncle.
- I would love to see
- Well.
what the actual one is.
- [Kareena] I'm delighted
that no one remembered
Bancho is a delinquent.
- [Mark] Oh, so he's naughty Leo.
- [Kareena] Yeah, he's just a.
He's just a real naughty boy.
- [Jacob] Oh, he's cool!
- [Julia] Oh, my God.
- [Jacob] He's a dirty fight boy.
- [Mark] I'm in love.
- [Julia] He has the most anime of scars.
The 'X' across the entire torso.
- [Kareena] His chiseled abs.
- [Mark] He's chewing a leaf
with a ring around his tail --
I forgot a tail!
- [Jacob] Does he have a
sword or is his hand a sword?
- [Julia] He's holding a sword.
- [Kareena] I think he's holding a sword.
- [Jacob] Okay, I could
see it going either way.
- [Kareena] He's just
Leomon, but a delinquent.
- [Mark] Over the shoulders look.
Kareena laughing)
- [Jacob] So cool.
But.
- Amazing.
- Doesn't touch my heart.
- I like this one too.
- [Jacob] The way that this one does,
with his bancho and his bancho.
- [Mark] You know, this guy gets up into
all sorts of business, naughty.
- [Kareena] Yeah, this is
like, retirement Bancholeomon.
- [Julia] Yeah, yeah.
- [Mark] When he finally moves to Florida.
- [Jacob] Lived a hard life.
- [Julia] Okay, I wanna try my best here.
I wanna try my best.
- [Kareena] All right,
all right, all right.
Well, Julia, I'm very
excited to see you apply
the knowledge you've gathered,
'cause I chose a real good one for you.
And this one is very straightforward,
This is, just, straight-up, the
next evolution of this line.
- [Julia] Okay.
- [Kareena] You're drawing Etemon,
who evolves from Sukamon.
- [Jacob] Oh!
Auh.
- [Julia] He's a poop and a rat.
He's a sewer creature.
- This just sucks.
- [Jacob] He's so gross.
- [Julia] Okay.
- [Jacob] Who decided he should evolve?
- [Julia] Okay.
- God.
- All right.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] God.
God has decided this will live.
- [Jacob] So you have to
evolve this dookie rat.
- [Julia] Yeah.
I want to make.
I wanna make him taller.
I wanna make a taller poop.
- [Jacob] Can't be serious.
This is a tall poo.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] Eww.
- [Julia] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Jacob] Aw, this already sucks.
(Mark laughing)
- [Julia] Yeah, yeah, I
mean, you're not wrong.
- [Jacob] Cause now it's,
like, a soft-serve shit.
- [Kareena] I mean,
he's kind of soft-servy,
like, he's yellow, and
he's got a pink rat on it.
Like soft-serve. (laughs)
- [Jacob] Like soft-serve.
[Julia] I'm thinking, my brain is working.
- [Jacob] I've never had someone
draw something so quickly
with so few lines that I
wanted to touch so little.
- [Kareena] I was about to say.
- [Mark] It reminds me of,
what are those shells that.
Geoducks.
- [Julia] Oh, yeah.
- [Kareena] Eww.
- [Julia] I am getting some of that vibe.
- [Kareena] And I will
give you the extra hint
that I've given the other two.
Etemon is a puppet Digimon.
- [Jacob] Well now, we
gotta talk, Digimon.
- [Kareena] What does that even mean?
- [Mark] What does that even mean?
I have questions about what that involves.
- [Jacob] I really like how you just
mushed this face in there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oogie-boogie.
- [Kareena] A little oogie-boogie, yes.
- [Jacob] It looks so grumpy.
I didn't want to digivolve.
They made me.
- [Kareena] I didn't ask for this.
- [Jacob] I didn't ask for this life.
- [Julia] He's gotta be a little edgier,
'cause they all get a little
bit edgy in their own way,
in like that, I'm a teen
at "Hot Topic" kind of way.
In, like, even the
little cute penguin one,
I was getting, like, the
Happy Bunny meme thing,
you know, vibes, you know?
- [Kareena] I'm sure he's
a very violent penguin.
- [Jacob] Yeah, with those big popsicles.
- [Kareena] Did you
just say I hate Mondays?
- [Julia] Yeah, I had one grumpy.
No, I had one of the grumpy bunny shirts,
and it had a I hate Mondays thing,
and I was like, this is a Garfield.
- [Jacob] Yeah, that's Garfield.
- [Julia] Okay, I want him
to just be a grumpy shit.
A grumpy old shit.
- [Jacob] You're getting
that in there, for sure.
- [Julia] All right, he's
got those long extremities.
- [Jacob] I'm so curious as
to, just, sort of how you're
gonna negotiate this
pose that you've crafted.
- You and me both.
(group laughing)
- [Kareena] Is this another lounging pose?
- [Mark] It almost looks like
he's twisting and looking back
over his shoulder and that's his.
- [Jacob] What'd you say?
- [Mark] What'd you say to me?
- [Kareena] (laughs) You
just made him taller.
- [Jacob] What'd you say about me?
- [Kareena] I would like to remind you
that he has quite the mouth
and the little pink rat.
Not that those things might matter.
- [Julia] I mean, I am
going to add the rat.
I have a plan for the rat.
- [Jacob] Yeah, let's get
some choppers in there.
- [Julia] Yeah, okay.
- [Jacob] His face is
so funny to me, though.
- [Kareena] You.
- [Julia] Okay, how do
I wanna navigate this?
- [Jacob] Everyone's
always talking down to me.
Not anymore.
- [Mark] I'm finally big
enough to stand up for myself.
- [Jacob] I've digivolved!
(Jacob screaming)
It hurt, too.
(group laughing)
It hurt bad and it still does.
- [Julia] I'm not meant to be alive.
God cursed me with this.
- [Jacob] Digigod.
- [Julia] Digigod.
- [Jacob] Beelzemon, take me.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] How's that?
How's that for chomps?
- [Kareena] Those are chomps.
- [Mark] Unsettling.
- [Jacob] Yeah, very unsettling.
- Good.
- I like the way it just,
kind of melts off the face.
- [Julia] So back to the
work that I was doing.
- [Jacob] The legs.
- [Julia] The legs.
Yeah, the Lord's work here.
I really want.
I want, like.
I know what pose I want,
but it's gonna be so hard
to figure out because I've
never drawn it before.
- [Kareena] Oh, goodness.
- [Jacob] This is a good time, I think,
to experiment that sort of thing.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] Just 'cause
it's not gonna matter
if it doesn't work, 'cause
nothing about this makes
any sense to begin with.
- [Julia] What are you talking about?
- [Kareena] Oh, those little people feet?
- [Julia] Yeah, I want
him to just be doing,
like a weird creep, you know?
Like a hard-lean.
- [Mark] Kind of, like a stanky leg.
- [Julia] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Jacob] Definitely something
like that going on here.
Bit of a twist, that left
leg's got a twist to it.
- [Mark] You see it on the
dance floor at a wedding,
and you're like, I don't know
if they're the best dancer,
or they're drowning.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] This is the kind of
vibes I want out of this guy.
- [Jacob] Okay, definitely got confidence.
- [Julia] And you gotta admire that.
- [Mark] That's a smile like that.
- [Jacob] They've got confidence,
or they don't care at all about themselves
or anyone around them.
- [Mark] Which is a form of confidence.
- [Julia] That's true.
Now we gotta get his, like.
- [Jacob] Is that another leg, or an arm?
- [Julia] It's a arm.
- [Kareena] Why would he need another leg?
- [Jacob] Well, there's
nothing in the rule book
says there can't be more legs.
- [Kareena] Yeah, you're right. (laughs)
- [Julia] I think I want him
to just be very confident,
so I want, like a.
- [Jacob] This is such a drunk lean.
- Yeah, it is.
- Hey, bartender!
One more over here.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] I love his hand.
- [Kareena] Oh, my god,
he's also at the boardwalk.
(group laughing)
- [Mark] Digimon takes place
at a boardwalk in the south.
(group laughing)
- I love that life.
Live your dreams!
- [Jacob] You play that bancho.
- [Mark] All right.
This is "Free Bird".
- [Julia] Play me "Wonderwall".
- [Kareena] Please, that's my song.
- [Julia] That's my song.
- [Jacob] This next one's called,
"Cheesepurger in Baradise".
- [Mark] It's a cover.
- [Jacob] What's become of the rat?
I'm concerned about the rat.
- [Julia] There's a plan for the rat.
I think.
- [Mark] I've been terrified
of the plan for the rat
since you said there was a plan.
- [Kareena] God has a plan for that rat.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] No God of mine.
He's got a lot of line and creases.
- [Julia] Well, I need him
to be as gross as possible.
- [Jacob] Reesy Creases.
- [Julia] Okay.
Oh, didn't he also have,
like, straps and stuff?
- [Kareena] He had, like, kind of.
He had that Digimon,
BDSM-y type thing going on.
He had, like, strappy's and bracelets.
- [Julia] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Mark] Like, tape on
his hands and stuff.
- [Kareena] It's kind of,
like, the go-to aesthetic.
Just give it straps and belts.
- [Julia] Maybe he has,
like, toilet paper attached.
- [Mark] Yeah, I guess Digimon does, like,
wrap you arms a lot.
- [Jacob] Just covered in TP?
- [Julia] Yeah.
That one's just coming out of him.
- [Jacob] Ew.
Did he eat it?
- [Julia] I don't know.
- [Jacob] Is he in the
process of eating it?
- [Julia] I'm picturing him
as, like, a sewer monster.
- [Kareena] Okay.
- [Julia] So, the rat.
- [Jacob] There's a plan.
- [Julia] I had a plan for the rat,
and then I don't know what happened to it.
So.
I think the rat, he's
just going to be, like.
- [Jacob] Is that a crown?
- [Julia] Yeah.
He's gonna be.
He's fancy now.
- [Jacob] He's King Shit over here.
- [Julia] He's King Shit.
I think he's going to be,
like, King of the Sewers
and he's just gonna have a
lot of, like, rat minions.
- [Kareena] Oh, so just more rats.
- [Julia] Yeah, so he
just has so many rats.
- [Jacob] These are just like, real--
[Kareena] Realistic rats.
- [Jacob] Real rats.
- [Julia] Yeah.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] Good.
I think what Digimon was
missing was realistic rats.
- [Julia] They're definitely
harbingers of the plague, here.
- [Kareena] There's
definitely a disease coming.
- [Julia] I think I
want him to have a rat,
like, on him hanging out,
'cause he had one in the thing, right?
- [Jacob] He looks now
like he would be doing,
like, a musical number and he'd be voiced
by Nat King Cole or something
and sing a song about bringing
the plague out of the sewer.
- [Julia] And you're like, oh,
I shouldn't like this guy as much as I do,
but like, he's got a really cool voice
and also his song is just rad as hell.
- [Jacob] The song is the
best one in the whole series
but he is very gross.
- [Julia] This one's looking up.
- [Kareena] Not to intervene
at all with this design
but I just think it's kind of funny,
the way you've developed this character,
'cause that does fit Etemon.
He is the king of Digimon, apparently.
- [Julia] Oh, my God.
- [Kareena] That's what his title is
on the Digimon fan-wiki and he does sing.
- [Julia] Yes!
- Julia! (laughs)
- Unbelievable.
- [Mark] You've cracked the code.
- Crazy.
- You know Digimon!
- You knew all along.
- I think you know, Digimon.
- [Julia] I regret to inform
all of you that, just,
also these are all just rats.
- That's just a cloud of rats
- They're just coming down
the tunnel, yeah.
I regret to inform all of
you that I worked on Digimon.
I just didn't tell you.
- [Kareena] Oh, this is a fun surprise.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] You're the Digimom.
Digital mother.
(group laughing)
- [Julia] Is he missing anything?
Does he need anything else?
No?
I got a hard 'no' from Jacob here.
- [Jacob] What could he be missing?
- [Mark] A penis?
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] Other than a penis.
- It's in the shadow.
- That's cool.
- It's in the shadow.
- It's in the shadow, there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Mark] I'll never be invited back.
(group laughing)
- [Kareena] Always invited back.
- [Julia] Always.
- [Mark] To hide penises in drawings.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- [Jacob] It was the stool.
YouTube, it was the stool.
- [Mark] Guys.
YouTube?
- Don't demonetize.
- YouTube algorithm.
It was a stool.
- [Kareena] If it becomes a problem,
can we just censor it out?
(group laughing)
Like a mosaic?
- [Julia] Yes, absolutely.
There's just.
- [Jacob] That makes it even grosser.
- [Mark] I'll make the assets for it
because that's my job.
I'll do the censor bar.
- [Kareena] Yes.
- [Julia] I need to commission Mark
to make a censor bar for his drawing.
- [Mark] I did, for something,
have to Photoshop out
a pair of nude briefs
so that it looked like,
It was Amir.
So that it looked like Amir
was naked, about a year ago.
- [Julia] Perfect.
Was that just the height of your career?
- [Mark] Yeah.
- [Jacob] It doesn't get
any better than this,
Mark said, wistfully.
(Mark laughing)
- [Mark] Well, I was doing it anyway,
and now I get paid for it.
- [Jacob] Yeah, sometime just do
what you love enough, and.
(Mark laughing)
- [Julia] He's just covered in flies.
- [Kareena] Of course.
- [Jacob] Auh, I'm dying to see
what the real one looks like.
- [Julia] Yeah, please show me.
- [Kareena] Oh, boy.
Here he is.
- [Jacob] That's not a poop at all!
- [Julia] Okay, first
of all, he has a bulge,
and that's upsetting.
- [Jacob] He does have
an incredible bulge.
- [Mark] I told you!
- [Julia] Yes.
This is like, a monkey in a tiger costume.
What is this?
- [Kareena] It's Etemon.
- [Mark] It's Etemon.
Etemon, gives off a real Elvis vibe.
- [Kareena] Yeah.
- [Mark] He's got sunglasses and he.
- [Kareena] I think he
does like, Elvis shit.
- [Julia] He's the shit of Elvis.
- [Kareena] Yes.
You got the legs kind of--
- [Mark] Yeah, uncivil nature.
- [Kareena] You got the
weird, minor details correct.
- [Jacob] Yeah, you did get a same vibe.
- [Kareena] You did not correctly guess
that he became a feral monkey, man.
- [Julia] You're right, I didn't.
- [Mark] But he's the ruler.
- [Jacob] It seems so
obvious in retrospect.
(woman laughing)
- [Julia] I've done it?
- [Jacob] You've done it.
We've all done it.
- I've done something.
I love all these Digimon.
(group laughing)
- [Jacob] These are just as canon
as any of the real ones are.
- [Julia] That's true.
- [Kareena] Frankly, yes.
- [Mark] Is this like season
three where you tell us now
that the Digimon that we
designed are now our partners?
- [Kareena] They come to life
and we have to hide
- No please.
- [Kareena] Them in the office.
- [Mark] Yay.
- [Kareena] Yes.
Can we put Diapemon in
the recording booth?
- [Jacob] Diapemon has to stay there
forever until it dies.
- [Kareena] We do have a
really stinky lot of Digimon.
I hope they don't
- Yeah, we do.
- [Kareena] Come to life,
a la Digimon Tamers.
- Me too.
- [Jacob] Kareena, thank you for giving us
these horrible Digimon to draw.
- [Kareena] Thank you for
doing Digimon with me.
- [Jacob] Of course.
Mark, thank you for joining us.
- It was a pleasure.
- Thank you for giving us
the gift of Leobancho.
Bancholeomon.
- Bancholeomon.
- [Jacob] And Julia, you
know, you're doing great.
- [Julia] I'm doing something.
I don't know if it's good,
but I'm doing something.
- [Jacob] Above all, though,
we're definitely sorry.
- We're sorry.
- Sorry.
