[Sparkle sfx]
Hey there, welcome back my last video
I talked about Smart House the Disney Channel original movie
And you guys gave me a bunch of other D-com's that. I should look at and trust me
I'm going to do that. Just gimme some time, but you know Disney wasn't the only company making
made-for-TV movies or direct-to-home video films; other people worked hard on their non-theatrical
releases, and they deserve their time in the spotlight as well. Like this movie, My Magic Dog.
I think I've mentioned this before, but I like to collect
VHS tapes
Especially tapes of films that look low-budget or a little strange. This VHS made its way into my collection
Because A: It's distributed by A-Pix Entertainment, the same people that brought us Invisible Dad, which I really enjoyed watching
And B: It's about a magic dog!
I mean
It looks like he's disappearing, like maybe God is trying to suck him up into dog heaven - I want to know what this one's about.
Toby is just your average kid with a healthy interest in magic. If the title wasn't enough to clue you in, the
filmmakers drop a few more subtle hints that magic is going to play a very key role in this story.
Toby is walking around with magic rings, his new neighbor is being moved in by a shady looking moving company called "Moving
Majik", and in the mailbox there's even a package from a card trick company addressed to TOBY. Before we open that box though,
We gotta meet dad - or stepdad, to be more accurate.
Stepdad: "All right, found it!"
Toby: "Is that it?"
Stepdad: "I think so... Ah...locked!"
Toby: "We'll never find the key!"
Stepdad: "I got an idea.
Stepdad: "Alright - five in the ninth, bases loaded."
Stepdad: "Fastball down the middle!"
Stepdad: "Yes, once more. once more, once more!"
Stepdad: "All right! Yes!"
*sped-up* "Once more!"
Toby is living with his stepfather Chet after his mother passed away
two years ago. The similarities to Smart House aren't lost on me. His Aunt Violet, described on the back of the box as
"EVIL Aunt Violet", apparently isn't happy with this arrangement and wants custody over Toby.
But Chet locates his mother's will, which you think they might have looked for two years ago or something.
Stepdad: "My son Tobias shall remain with his stepfather, Chet Emerson, in the eventuality of..." *sighs*
Stepdad: "Case closed." 
Toby: "Yeah!"
Toby: "I sure, hope this settles it; I don't wanna leave Dad!"
Toby: "Aunt Violet DOES have a cool house."
Toby: "Remember ALL those Christmas presents last year?"
*bork*
Aww, well, that sure is a cute dog!
Who's probably going to die in a couple scenes or something...
Toby and his dog Lucky head out to get some pizza,
but are immediately stopped by Evil Aunt Violet who...really should have been WEARING violet.
That seems like a pretty obvious missed opportunity to me.
*sinister sfx*
Toby: "Hi Aunt Violet."
Violet: "I happened to be in the area,"
Violet: "So I thought I'd drop by and see how my favorite nephew is faring."
Oh man, I can already tell I'm going to love this wannabe Cruella DeVil.
Violet: "Who knows, maybe you can come and live with me! Of course we'd have to get you a new hair cut, and some
clothes from Szabo's... Anyway, come give your Aunt Violet a kiss."
*Mmm, eh...*
As far as I'm concerned, the filmmakers are pretty much nailing it so far right up to the wide-angle lens
they used to make Aunt Violet look more cartoonish.
She of course has ulterior motives which she conveniently explains aloud to her dog while we listen in
Violet: "It's inconceivable that my nephew is the last
Stanton man and stands to inherit, my father's enormous fortune. But not if I can help it."
Thanks for the plot points, Aunt Violet!
On their way to go get pizza, Toby and Lucky are approached by two bullies,
or maybe they're just two kids really passionate about the appearance of their town?
It's a little hard to tell.
Bully: "Don't go walking around this neighborhood talking to your dog!"
Bully: "It's going to make the neighborhood look wack. Which is eventually going to make us look wack."
*hecking borking*
Bully: "You know, that flea-picnic of yours ain't gonna be around here forever." 
Toby: "Yeah he is."
*SUSPENSE VIOLIN*
Okay, first you're not going to make me afraid of a Golden Retriever. I mean those were pretty much the least threatening barks
I've ever heard. Second, "flea-picnic" is a
hilarious dog insult. I don't know how often I'm going to need dog insults in my life
But I'm going to keep that one in mind
just in case. And finally - apparently a kid talking to his dog is making this town
look wack -
but apparently shaking a helpless child
upside down in the middle of the park isn't?
Which is exactly what these kids end up doing after Toby goes on to get his pizza.
Violet: "Excuse me, boys."
*sinister music*
Bully 1: "Who's that?"
Bully 2: "I dunno."
*more sinister music*
Bully: "Come on."
Violet: "12:30 - Encountered two slacker hoodlums in the Park."
*even more sinister music*
*wink*
Violet: "Are you two interested in making some...
money?"
Aunt Violet is seriously stealing the show. She's like a cartoon character, I love it!
So she drives up to these random kids and says "Hey,
I want you to go steal something from a house for me," and then just hand them a key to Toby's house!
Are you kidding me?
Violet: "Don't you want to know what it is I want you to steal?"
Bully: "A big-screen TV?"
Violet: "No. A small gray file bockssssssssssss"
Back at home, Dad is trying but failing to lock down a babysitter to watch Toby tonight,
and then he spots a crazy lady digging through his trash.
Stepdad: "Hello? ...Um you can have it."
Chet: "Okay, thanks. ...Babysitters. They're really hard to come by these days.
Chet: "Hi."
Chet: "Chet. I manage the local cable station?"
Woman: "I'm Phoebe."
Now I wonder if these two are gonna get together.
I mean, just look at the chemistry they have, man, the sparks are flying already!
Phoebe: "I believe I met your son - Toby?"
Chet: "Oh yeah, yeah!"
Phoebe: "Yeah!"
Chet: "...You're the new neighbor!"
("If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is" - Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold)
Dad says goodbye to Phoebe and the two are more or less destined to fall in love at some point
But something about the way she's acting seems a little off to me.
*"charming" whimsical music*
Nevertheless, Phoebe gets the honor of being Toby's babysitter.
Phoebe: "Toby!" I'll be over in a little while!"
Toby: "Okay!"
Seems a bit strange that Chet would put so much blind faith in a neighborhood dumpster diver
he just met, right before he has a custody hearing for Toby,
but who am I to stand in the way of
direct-to-home video love? And wouldn't you know it guess who just so happens to know a few card tricks?
Toby: "Woah!"
Toby: "Pretty good, huh, Luck?"
*bork, bark*
Phoebe: "Nothin' to it!"
Toby: "You have to show me!" 
Phoebe: "After somebody's picked a card, you very gently...
Phoebe: "Bend the bottom corner of it. Then look for the bent card, and you've got it!"
Step right up and pick a card, any card!
Ooh nice choice, this one here
Memorize it! All right, so I'm just going to put it right back in the deck, shuffle it up...
There we go. Just like that. We cut the deck...
Tap it two times...
Is this your card?
How did I know?
Toby: "Phoebe, you're the bomb!"
*Dog noise*
*doorbell*
Toby: "Pizza, pizza!"
Phoebe: "Oh!"
What was that supposed to be? Is she confused by the
expression "you're the bomb", is that the joke? Or did she just forget her next line and the director didn't notice?
And then there's Little Caesar over here...
Toby: "Pizza pizza!"
This kid sounds like he belongs in that Mary-Kate and Ashley video:
Girls: "Here it is! Ready to serve! This pizza's [made], yeah!"
Toby: "Pizza Pizza!"
It's becoming quite clear to me that My Magic Dog
suffers from a similar problem that Invisible Dad did; it has a lot of scenes that are just too long,
provide way more detail than we need, or just flat-out feel irrelevant, like they're not contributing to the plot. For instance,
we already know that these ruffians have the key to Toby's house and that they aim to steal a
Violet: "Small gray file box" (kssssss)
Do we really need him to pose as a pizza guy to sneak a peek at the box and then come back later?
Though I have to compliment him on his disguise. That is one stylin' pizza boy shirt
Do we really need to see a scene where Dad's blind date doesn't work out?
Waiter: "So my friend..."
Waiter: "Is this a blind date? Or have you just gone blind?"
Chet: *whispers* "Business. Just business."
Waiter: "Thank God."
Okay, so technically it's not a date.
He's like a cable producer trying to find someone to host a new show, but it's basically a date.
Wanda: "I'd call the show "Wanda's Dance Fusion Hour!" I'd talk about my life and dance and reps!"
Wanda: "Do a new dance routine every night?"
Chet: "Where is it that you dance?"
Wanda: "At the Chunky Chicken off the 215."
Why am I watching this scene, movie?
Are you trying to make me hungry for chicken or something? I mean I'm hungry for chicken now, so I guess it worked...
It's almost like they didn't know how to make a simple story fill a full 90 minutes, so instead
they just stuffed it with as many tropes and random scenes as they could think of.
Wanda: "Fine! You know - I don't need a show. My two shifts at the Chicken satisfies that need."
Wanda: "Besides - "
Wanda: "You're a dork!"
Anyway, Phoebe is still watching over Toby and...God this is just so creepy!
Phoebe: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to feed Herman!"
Phoebe: "...Oh well, he's probably asleep by now anyway."
Toby: "Who's Herman?"
Phoebe: "He lives with me."
Toby: "Oh really?"
Phoebe: "He thinks he's the love of my life."
Phoebe: "Good night, sweet dreams."
May I remind you dad literally just met this lady digging through his trash today,
and now she's like touching all over his son and giving him kisses. I don't know what kind of message
this is supposed to be sending to children.
*TV on in background*
It's finally time for the box heist, and thanks to Pizza Boy's recon mission,
they just have to take two steps into the home, grab the box, and then leave.
So of course instead they make a lot of noise and start stealing more stuff
which is an understandable thing for rapscallions to do...but it perfectly illustrates the over-
complication problem this movie has, because it makes this entire scene
irrelevant. Take out the Pizza Boy Recon Mission scene and literally nothing else in the movie changes.
Sorry if I'm harping on that point a bit too much, let's just get right back to the movie where Toby's
babysitter has let him run out of the house and chase burglars, which I'm sure just going to go super-well for everybody.
Toby: (voiceover) "Pizza Pizza!"
Toby: "Come on, buddy..."
Toby: "We're gonna take you the doctor. Maybe they'll put cast on you - won't that be funny?"
Officer: "Are you the mother?"
Phoebe: "No. I'm just babysitting."
Nyeh, well, sounds like you're doing a really great job so far, lady.
Toby: "Hang out a little longer...?
This scene shows that it's very easy to make an emotional scene where a dog dies
I mean they haven't really given me any reason to take this movie
seriously at all and on top of that we haven't even been given much opportunity to get attached to Lucky in the first place.
And yet...
Please don't die, Lucky! You're my
FAVORITE!
*dramatic music and sparkling noises*
*ZAP*
*wind wooshes*
*Dramatic music continues*
The next day, our favorite character and
mastermind of the entire incident last night shows up at Toby's house.
Violet: "How's Toby? I heard about what happened last night."
Chet: "I think he's pretty upset."
Victoria: "Are you raising that boy?"
*dramatic drum beats*
Victoria: "Or torturing him?"
Well, I did just leave my son alone all night with someone
I met in the trash can two days ago who then let him run after potentially dangerous
robbers, and also his dog got run over by a car...
But I think things are going pretty well.
Toby is sad about Lucky's untimely death and while walkie-talkie-ing with his one remaining friend
Sam, the two decide to go out for pizza because apparently it's the only thing kids in this universe eat.
This is like the fourth time he's had pizza so far. The two contemplate what might have happened with the stolen
Violet: "Small gray file box" (KSSSSSSSS)
And also helped the owner of this restaurant come up with a plan to hook Toby's dad up with someone.
Owner: "Hello, yes, I'd like to place an ad, and I would like to read 'single father of one twelve-year-old seeks lady for fun,
romance, and the walks on the beach.'"
Vito, the restaurant owner is played by none other than Russ Tamblyn, and I don't know, you got to be wondering
how he got roped into this one.
Later that night, a very sad Toby is saying his prayers before bed,
wishing for his dad to find love as well as telling Lucky just how much he misses him.
Toby: "Lucky? I hope you're up there having a wonderful time. I miss you, buddy."
Apparently God decides that out of all the problems in the universe, this is the one that demands his attention.
Like screw world peace,
forget starving children in third-world countries - I gotta get this pizza kid a Magic Dog.
*same dramatic music and sparkle noises as before*
*piano music*
Toby: "Lucky?"
Toby: "This can't be happening!"
Oh, it's happening, Toby. In fact. there's one more important thing that we need to address
Toby: "Gotta tell me what's going on, boy, 'cause you're scaring the heck out of me!"
Lucky: "Uh, I really don't know either!"
Toby: "You talk!"
I mean of course he can talk in a dopey voice! He's a Magic Dog! What do you expect, kid?
Toby's bad acting is at least a little bit excusable given that
he's a child acting in a low-budget direct to VHS movie,
But Lucky really seems like he's phoning in his lines, and it makes Toby's acting look even worse.
Toby: "I must be dreaming!"
Lucky: "Huh. This is the welcome I get? Hey, who's your best buddy? Look at me!"
Lucky: "I'm back!"
Toby: "How come you're back?"
Lucky: "I've been sent back to help you."
Toby: "Hey, you can help me find the file box!"
Lucky: "You said it, sparky. It's payback time!"
We're nearly halfway through the movie, but it's finally time for some Magic Dog shenanigans!
Toby quickly realizes that he's the only one who can see and talk with Lucky, most likely a coping mechanism
he's come up with to deal with the traumatic
experience of his dog dying a painful death in his own arms. Chet even tries to be a good sport and encourages Toby's hallucination.
Toby: "You could really see Lucky?"
Chet: "...Yeah!"
Chet: "...Hi, Luckyyyy!"
Lucky: "Okay, okay, I'm with you." 
Toby: "Point to him."
Chet: "Hey, oh, there is is - oh, good Lucky! Kisses! Woah - Lucky, your breath is bad!"
Lucky: "Brother, I don't think so."
Toby: "Dad."
Toby: "I was just kidding."
Now that all the pieces of the story are FINALLY in place,
Toby switches into super sleuth mode. He finds the ripped jeans of one of the thieves -
something you think the police might have noticed - and then heads off into the same park that the burglars ran into...even though it looks
nothing like the park the Burglars ran off into.
Lucky: "Oh boy, this is great!"
Toby: "Lucky, slow down!"
Lucky: "Aw, c'mon, it's been a while since I've done this!"
What, you mean running? You did that literally the other day, Lucky, remember? That's kind of why you died.
Toby: "Hey, look that must be the burglars' hideout!"
Lucky: "My dog house is nicer than that!"
Lucky, you really don't have any room to talk because
at best your doghouse is an urn. 
Now you'd think that the rest of the movie would be about Toby and Lucky trying to get
his mom's will back so he can live happily ever after with his stepdad Chet, and
maybe that's what it should have been. But along with trying to solve the very time-sensitive issue of locating the will before the custody hearing
Toby is also trying to set his dad up with people calling in to the ad he and Vito put in the paper.
Answering machine: "My friends tell me I'm attractive, and I love little boys and chocolate chip cookies! Call me!"
But since we more or less already know that Chet x Dumpster Gal is the true OTP,  the other dates
he ends up on is always with another cartoon character/human hybrid.
Kind of like Aunt Violet or the dancer from his previous date. I mean he doesn't date aunt Violet
I just meant that she was like a cartoon character.
Woman: *heavy German accent* "I LOVE touching..."
Woman: "Teaching! One time I had a student in a hammerlock! She flipped me and accidentally scratched me right underneath by drezenflipsen!"
Dad catches on to the, uh...
COMPLETELY OBVIOUS plan that Toby carried out, and he's not too happy.
Chet: "You lied and embarrassed me, and that weird Nazi woman."
'Weird Nazi woman'?!
Well there's a good lesson to pass on to your kid...
So then some more boring stuff happens
Let's just, uh, skip to when they're trying to find the will again.
Bully: "Come here."
Toby: "Not AGAIN."
Bully: "I thought we had this conversation."
Toby: "What, I'm busy."
Bully: "I thought you didn't want the hood to get a bad rep."
Lucky: "Hey Tob, look at his pants. Look look!"
Toby: "You two broke into my house! I could prove it! Lucky tore this off the burglar pants!"
Bully: "We're about to make your life miserable."
Yeah, kid, we're gonna beat you up in this very, very public park so watch out cuz ain't no one around to help you!
I mean except for all the other people in the park.
Toby: "I'm putting the curse of Lucky on you!"
Bully: "Oooh, that's scary, peewee!"
*Metal windchime*
Toby: "Until I get the file box back, the curse of Lucky will remain on both you!"
Toby decides to show off his magic dog a bit more, which means it's finally time for some more invisible dog shenanigans!
Toby: "Go play!"
Lucky: "Away we go!"
Toby: "Go Lucky, go!"
Toby: "Yeah!"
Bully: "How does - what is - ???"
Lucky does this for quite a while; he runs over here, he runs over there,
he hits someone in the balls, it's pretty standard stuff
*Bonk!*
Toby: "I want the file box back in two days or else!"
Bullies: *screaming*
Lucky: *cartoonish victorious laughing*
The movie continues to flip-flop between these two plot lines.
One scene, he's making progress finding the will, the next he's trying to fix up his dad.
This kid is like the antithesis of Ben from Smart House.
Ben was being a little turd trying to keep his dad from finding love whereas Toby is relentlessly coming up with schemes
- also known as dirty lies - to marry his dad off.
Unfortunately, instead of Lucky the magic dog being the focus of the film,
it feels like most of the time is dedicated to Chet and Phoebe getting together.
As if the film was titled "My Racist Dad Dates a Dumpster Diver and Also My Magic Dog is There Sometimes"
The second half of the movie is a lot Slower than the first. It definitely feels like a more focused film than the first half,
but it doesn't necessarily make it any better or more
Interesting, just slower because they're not trying to throw a bunch of stuff at you.
There's a pretty long scene where Toby and Vito put on a dinner and show as sort of a
really lame date for Chet and Phoebe. Wine glasses, candlesticks, oh, very fancy.
It's sure to match the sad depressing party balloons hanging right above their face.
Chet and Toby do the whole "wear a totally and completely visible earpiece
and I'll relay you dating advice" bit, which I'm sure you've seen many times in various other children's movies and shows.
Chet: *shouting in pain*
Toby: "Oh no!"
Chet: "THIS fettucine is LOUD!"
They don't even add anything new to the formula at all.
I mean you've seen it once, then you've seen it a hundred times.
Although there IS a part where his earpiece starts picking up police scanners, and that part is at least
uncomfortable enough to be entertaining.
Vito: "He is a poet!"
Phoebe: "I didn't know you were an artist! How beautiful!"
Chet: "He's in custody...Roger that...*singsong* the shots are fired, and you broke a my heart."
Chet: "187, Newberry Park."
Chet: "They went to heaven and a great big arc -"
Officer: "Plate one, bravo, motel -"
Chet: "Plate one bravo
Chet: Motel Tango, your kisses are sweeter than..."
Toby Voiceover: "Pizza Pizza!"
Vito: "Bravo, bravo! Magnifico!"
All of this middle-age dating stuff has been going on, Lucky has been going back over to the thieves'
hideout to keep the idea of the so-called Curse of Lucky alive.
Bully: *confused screaming*
Apparently, this is all part of a huge plan that involves scaring the two so badly that they then run and confess their crimes to
a police officer.
*screaming*
Bully: "Run, run!"
*Poink*
Bullies: "AAH, UGH!"
Toby in a mask: "RAAAAAH!"
Bullies: *screaming*
Bully: "We robbed the Emerson house, and then Toby put a curse on us 'cause Lucky died chasing us."
Officer: "Whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Officer: "...What is this, spaghetti?"
Toby: "Did they confess?"
Officer: "I got it all right here!"
You think that the film would wrap up neatly here, and perhaps it should. But it doesn't.
The robbers buried the file box near their hideout, which means the will still hasn't been found by the time the court date rolls around,
and on top of that, Violet has forged a copy of her own that claims Toby's mom wanted him to stay with her.
Chet: "This can't be right!"
Toby: "What, Dad?"
Chet: "It says that your mom wanted you to live with...Aunt Violet.
Violet: "Isn't that wonderful, darling?"
Then some legal jargon follows. I'm having trouble paying attention myself; I can't imagine KIDS finding this part interesting.
Lawyer: "I don't know what to tell you , Mr. Emerson."
Lawyer: "This will give Miss stump the legal right to take the child."
Lawyer: "My evaluation of the child's current living conditions - "
Lawyer: "Now if you plan on contesting the will - "
*overlapping lawyer's dialogue*
Lucky for Lucky, Violet's dog spills the beans on where the real will ended up.
Dog: "Don't bother, fleabag, she doesn't have it! She told those ruffians to bury the woods where nobody would find it. Ha!
Lucky: *barks for some reason*
Toby: "What is it?"
Lucky: "That little dirtbag says it's burried somewhere in the woods!"
As Aunt Violet tries to use her phony will to steal Toby away, Lucky is off trying to find
the stolen
Victoria: "Box." (kssssssss)
*whirring noises then a pop*
Chet: "You're not leaving here with my son!"
Toby: "Aunt Violet - you suck!"
?? : "I can't believe it!"
Toby: "Closeeeer!"
??: "Oh, good heavens!"
Toby: "Closeeeer! CLOSEEEEER!"
Chet: "Here - "
Officer: "Hold on, ma'am." 
Chet: "This is the will."
Toby: "Cool!"
So Toby ends up at the rightful home, and Aunt Violet gets arrested for having people break into a house and for forging documents.
Violet: "Father left all his money to the little dolt! It should have been mine! MINE!"
Violet: "You're just a kid! What are you gonna spend it on? Candy? Toys? Huh!?"
Oh yeah - this was all about Toby's inheritance the entire time, I kind of forgot about that with everything else going on.
Did you remember that?
And of course Chet and Phoebe end up in love. Who could have seen that coming.
Chet: "Go on, get ready!"
Chet: "And hurry up, we're going to La Casona for dinner!"
Lucky: "I'm not going to La Casona tonight."
Toby has to say goodbye to Lucky again
and this time since he's not a crumpled-up heap of fur after getting hit by a car,
it seems a lot easier for Toby to let go.
Lucky: "Goodbye Toby. Thanks for being my best friend."
*Different whimsical music*
Lucky: "You're the coolest."
Toby: "Bye, Lucky. You're the coolest."
*ZAP!*
You know, that was actually a little sad.
Oh well. Surprise! Replacement puppy!
Toby: "Luckier." 
They named him Luckier -
Which is kind of like if I died and my parents had another kid that they named "Better Ian",
I don't know how I would feel about that.
I mean, I guess I do, I guess I would just be dead -
but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.
If you've ever wanted to see a poorly written interpretation of what a live-action kid's movie from the 90s is like,
My Magic Dog is the movie for you. Pretty much every element of the film you go
"Wait, if I seen that somewhere before?" and many times, you probably have. It's an innocent enough film
But along with a meandering plot, My Magic Dog also kind of loses me on whatever kind of message it's trying to give to kids.
Maybe it's trying to help kids move on from the death of their pet?
Toby: "Did it hurt when the car hit you?"
Lucky: "You know, it's funny, I didn't feel a thing."
Or maybe the lesson here was "don't call the police"?
Lucky: "At least we know the crooks are local and by the looks of this place,
It seems like they come around here quite a bit."
Toby: "Let's [get?] Officer Nelson!"
Lucky: "No, no! If we attract a lot of attention, the crooks probably won't come back!"
There were so many chances to add something substantial
but there's really nothing here.
Going back to Smart House for a second, that movie used the death of the
protagonist's mother as a key plot element that shaped his behavior throughout the film. It was almost like an obstacle he had to overcome.
In My Magic Dog, the mother's death feels more like an excuse for things to happen. In fact it was pretty easy to completely forget
that she ever existed.
I'm not saying that every movie where a kid's parents are dead has to use that as some emotional tool or something.
But what I am saying is that My Magic Dog had the same
ammunition that smart house and a lot of other children's movies at the time had.
Dead parent,
magic pet - and it didn't really use any of it beyond like a basic plot point, and that my friends is what separates the D-coms
from the not-D-coms.
Well that and like, the budget.
There were still high points, though, and Violet was hilarious!
I can't believe they didn't give her more screen time just based on her performance alone!
And also, the dog was cute, that was a plus and
This guy was funny for his two lines.
Server: "I hate this job."
Toby: "Sir - what do you and your wife talk about?"
Server: "About the ever-widening socio-economic chasm that exists between the classes in this country."
The best part of the movie is probably when Chet is looking through cable TV show pitches and Pasta Talk comes on.
Announcers: "Pasta Talk."
Left: "Today, we're going to talk about our two favorite pastas. One, penne, and two, rotelli."
"Rotelli isn't long and twisty, rotelli is round - "
"Right!"
"Row with the spiral things!"
"No, no, that's a bowtie, or that's a twist!"
"ROTELLI IS ROUND!"
"Okay I'm sorry! Aah! Get him off of me!"
Yeah, that was pretty much the best part of the whole movie.
I still had a good time watching it, and if you're interested in this era and genre of entertainment - a very specific interest I know
I think this one is worth a watch. But I think I'd rather watch Invisible Dad or even Gerbert again.
They're just a little bit weirder, a little more entertaining, but that's just me. And if you're saying to yourself
"Hey, aren't you being a little too critical of this children's movie made for children?"
Ehm...
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Thanks so much for watching this review of My Magic Dog.
I'm excited to get to work on my next review. I haven't forgotten game videos, I promise!
It's just - it feels nice to branch out a little bit
I kind of feel like I might have been getting a bit stale there for a little while.
I'm also thinking of trying out some new video ideas,
some shorter things to upload in between my bigger reviews because these videos take a lot of time
and I really just want to upload more often, so I
may experiment around with a few video things, so look out for that.
In the meantime, be sure to check out my other reviews, as well as my second channel.
There's a bunch of gameplay videos on there
I've played through entire games on stream and and uploaded them all over there
So if you like chill people playing chill games check that out
And you can always watch me live at twitch.tv/brutalmoose
Thank you so much for watching and...aaah. what the heck, come - come on, come give me a kiss, come on
"Mmmm! Ughh..."
