One of the cool theories that I actually think might be right...
There's one been hopping up over the last couple of months, these wonderful fan theories...
Fan theories I've been hearing a lot about: the mermaid one,
Or the merman or whatever.
That Ser Jorah is a bit of a m'lady.
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Well, I just heard the craziest idea today that, that...
Who was it? Who was it?
What was the..?
I think it's like Conleth is a merman...
Varys!
...That Varys is a man maid.
No!
He's a merman...
What?
That he's a merman!
Oh! A merman.
That Davos is Azor Ahai.
Is that...Is that how you pronounce it?
Azor Ahai, yeah.
...Hello M'lady
and like, doesn't really take the hint.
Do you know what I mean?
Will become the prince that will...
That will come...
Lightbringer. He has a flaming sword...
And he will bring light to the dark world.
That's where the theory came from because I pick up the sword
Because it was Stannis' sword, was Lightbringer.
Isn't that his sword?
No.
We've seen him walking
So is he walking?
Is it like Splash? Is it only when he goes in the water?
Oh!
When he's on dry land, he's got legs
Or is he walking on the fins?
On the fins.
Is that what he's doing?
I read somewhere that when Bran becomes the Three-Eyed Raven
He then goes back in time to be the Three-Eyed Raven in Bran's early dreams
When he's young.
And it's like this big, cyclical paradox
To bring Bran up the North so he can become the Three-Eyed Raven
So he can bring himself up the North.
She tried to make him believe that it was the sword.
I think.
It was just a sword that was on fire
And she stuck...
We're gonna be an hour and a half here discussing this.
Have you got that much time?
We don't know what's going on.
...I think it's... offensive.
Sorry.
How dare you?
I think somebody's taken too much marijuana.
Sorry.
My theory is that he's a m'lady who...
He doesn't go insane, he shoots lasers out of his eyes once he gets the grayscale.
That's good.
No, that. That is good.
I don't know if it's in the books.
I don't know where it comes from.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
And I'm sick of talking about it.
I don't know.
I mean I can't answer these questions.
But hopefully someone can.
But that's a good theory.
That was a pretty good theory.
Uh-huh.
