[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SO THRILLED TO BE HERE.
A LOT TO CELEBRATE.
AT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HOSTING
FOR MY FIFTH TIME.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
TONIGHT I'M JOINING THE
FIVE-TIMERS CLUB AMONG "SNL"
ROYALTY LIKE TOM HANKS, STEVE
MARTIN, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
I MEAN, THIS HAS BEEN A DREAM OF
MINE SINCE THE FOURTH TIME I
HOSTED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I'M HONESTLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO GETTING THE FIVE-TIMERS
JACKET.
I MEAN, MAYBE THERE'S MATCHING
PANTS, I DON'T KNOW.
>> HEY, JONAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WAS IT HARD WALKING DOWN HERE IN
YOUR HEELS?
NO, JUST ME?
WELCOME TO THE FIVE-TIMERS CLUB.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THANK YOU, FELLOW FIVE-TIMER.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T SAY IT, JUST LIKE BE IT.
BEFORE I FORGET, HERE IS THE
WE'RE GOING TO THE FIVE-TIMERS
LOUNGE SO JUST BE COOL.
>> JONAH!
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU GOT IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, JONAH, HERE IT IS,
FIVE-TIMERS CLUB.
>> WOW, DREW BARRYMORE, CANDACE
BERGEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE,
JONAH!
>> WELCOME TO THE FIVE-TIMERS
CLUB, SETH.
>> NO, I'M NOT SETH ROGEN.
I'M ACTUALLY JONAH.
>> AND THAT'S NOT THE SAME GUY?
>> I KNOW YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR
WITH MY WORK, CANDY, SURE.
SO IT'S KIND OF A LIGHT TURNOUT.
IS IT LADIES' NIGHT OR
SOMETHING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, WELL I WAS JUST LIKE
WONDERING WHERE ALL OF THE MEN
ARE.
>> OH, THE GUYS?
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED IN RIGHT
NOW.
TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
HORNY PERVERTS.
TIME'S UP ON THAT.
>> YEAH, WE HAVE TO BE REALLY
CAREFUL ABOUT WHICH FAMOUS MEN
WE LET IN HERE.
>> YOU'RE KIDDING?
>> LIKE TOM HANKS, WOODY FROM
"TOY STORY."
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> AND STEVE MARTIN JUST STARTS
PLAYING THE BANJO, LIKE NO
CONSENT.
>> AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RIPPED
A TOP OFF AT THE SUPER BOWL.
I MEAN, DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE
THAT?
>> WELL, THIS IS STILL GREAT.
THIS IS STILL GOOD.
>> LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
>> OR SMOKE?
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
I'M ABOUT TO HOST.
I WANT TO STAY SHARP FOR THE
SHOW.
>> COOL, NERD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LAST TIME I HOSTED, I WAS
BLACKOUT.
OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, I NEED A
REFILL.
COULD I GET ANOTHER PETE
DAVIDSON, PLEASE?
>> WHAT'S A PETE DAVIDSON?
>> WELL, ALL I KNOW IS IT'S GOT
A LOT GOING ON, BUT IT GETS THE
JOB DONE.
>> HERE YOU GO, CANDY.
>> THANKS, KENAN.
>> KENAN, YOU HERE SOMETIMES?
>> YEAH, MAN, THIS IS MY SHOW.
I LET YOU IN HERE SOMETIMES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, JONAH, IN HONOR OF
YOU, WE ALL CHOSE OUR FAVORITE
SKETCH OF YOURS.
>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I DID IT!
I CLOGGED THE TOILET AND LATER
IN THE DAY, I WENT ON TOP OF THE
CLOG!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DID MORE THAN JUST BATHROOM
HUMOR.
>> BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU SHINED.
>> YOU GUYS ARE SO FUN.
I'M SO EXCITED.
I JUST WANT A JACKET RIGHT NOW.
>> WAIT, YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, I WANT A JACKET!
A FIVE-TIMERS JACK-ET!
>> JONAH, YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET THIS GUY A JACKET.
>> KENAN.
>> YOU'RE IN LUCK.
WE JUST CAME UP WITH A BRAND-NEW
DESIGN THIS YEAR.
>> OH, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OFFICIAL, MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
>> IS THIS LIKE A WOMEN'S
JACKET?
>> ANY JACKET CAN BE A WOMEN'S
JACKET.
IT'S 2018.
IT LOOKS REALLY CUTE ON YOU.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE CRUSHING IT.
>> I'D HIT THAT!
>> THANK YOU, CANDY!
I'M TRULY EXCITED.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
MAGGIE ROGERS IS HERE!
SO STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
