[YMS]So I just saw The Dark Knight Rises In D-Box
Which is where they- fuckin' seat vibrates and uhh,
moves depending on whats happening on the screen.
So, like, if someone gets punched
in the face it'd go "bleh."
"Ehhh."
"Zzztttt."
And it's really annoying and that was the first
movie I saw in D-Box and it will be the last.
Because it was not worth
eight fucking dollars extra
to have a fucking driving scene
of two characters and you're just like
"well, the road looks smooth
and the car looks nice enough
that it probably wouldn't be bumpy.
But D-Box is going 'Blu blublublub."
Oh great, I guess the road actually is bumpy.
Thanks for taking me out of the movie.
But ya know what? Overall uhh...
the D-Box wasn't nearly as
distracting as Tom Hardy's voice.
Uhh, Tom Har- like it- he did a
great job performing but it- it-
the way his voice sounded
was really really...
I- I'd- I'm guessing that that they got the
intended effect of his voice being like
"Oh, it's going to be in your ears
so its- we're gonna try and be
more intimidating than the Joker.
Or at least try to make some sort of intimidating villain.
But I didn't find him intimidating because
it was distracting how he was narrating
the whole movie basically.
It didn't sound like a speaker,
like I'm sure it was supposed to be some
sort of amplified speaker or megaphone.
It didn't sound like that because it wasn’t-
it wasn’t echoed depending on if he was in a large room,
it wasn’t any sort of different volume
depending on where he was standing
or how far away he was from
other characters or the camera.
It was in your ear the entire time,
like it was narration.
It was like really really obvious post production
and that was really distracting to me
and even in parts where
hes like "bring her to me!"
And you can see other people in the court room
talking and you can hear them talking
very very slightly but Bane's voice was just like,
in your ear. And that was really fuckin' dumb.
Umm, not to say his performance was bad.
It was a great performance,
I think tom Hardy's a great actor.
All the performances in this
movie were really great.
Um, they had the opportunity to
bring some great performances,
particularly Michael whats his face British guy,
who I'm not remembering his name right now.
Michael Cane, I remembered it.
Umm..
He did a great performance, he was
given the opportunity to be really sad
because a lot of sad things were happening.
It was probably the darkest of the trilogy.
Anne Hathaway did a- another
fucking great performance.
It's nice to see her not in a romantic
comedy or fucking dumb...
dumb dumb dumb dumb girl movie.
Was that sexist?
Hmm, I don't know.
Hmm, target audience is men.
But the--
She- she did a really good job
and I'm glad her character was there.
Because it definitely added to the movie.
Umm, uhh...
What else do I have to
say about this movie?
Other than the fact that It
didn't show how Batman--
Spoiler alert,
first of all!
S- Spoiler, umm wait.
Before I say spoiler alert, I should
probably give my rating of the movie.
Umm, But you have probably already
stopped the video by now.
Uhh, eight out of ten
is what I thought the movie was.
I know I'm saying a lot of negative
things about it, like inception.
Even though there are a bunch of flaws,
or issues that I have with the movie,
I don't think that necessarily outweighs the directing
expertise or the amazing score by Hans Zimmer.
I think that it was a movie that
was definitely well put together
and it definitely worked for
part of the Batman trilogy.
It was exactly what it tried to be but,
spoiler alereleralert,
why- how- how the fuck did Batman
get back into the city?
I don’t understand, umm,
why they didn't show it.
maybe he could have scuba dived or something
but I feel like they- they should have shown something.
I mean, there’s the- the army dudes
or whatever and weren’t they
supposed to be guarding all
the entrances and exits
or trying to make sure that
no one intervened?
I mean, if Batman got in it couldn't be
that hard for someone else to get in.
You'd think that there would be some sort of,
like, angry relative somewhere umm...
that- that would have, ya know like,
got in into the city somehow.
I don' know. It should have
shown something, in my opinion.
Umm...
I- I don't like how the cops were trapped
underground for three months and they
came out completely shaven.
Not only did they get dropped water and food
but they got- they- they got like, a mirror and a basin
and a Mach 3 Turbo.
Look at me, you can see some stubble, 
even though I can't grow a real beard.
But I shaved today.
Why are all the cops clean shaven?
That doesn’t make sense to me.
And (Coughs) I don't know.
Aside from that, uhh don’t see it in D-Box.
Bane's voice was super
fucking distracting and like,
if it is a speaker, they tried to
make it a speaker right?
They- they tried to...
that was the intended effect.
If it is a speaker of some sort
then whats powering it?
Is it battery operated?
Is it operated by the power of his breath
Is it solar powered?
umm, cause he was
underground for a long time.
What the fuck?
I- I don't like how it sounded like
he was narrating inside my ear
and that's just a personal
problem that I had with it.
Otherwise, fucking good movie.
You should see it
but if you're looking to see something
that's better, see Moonrise Kingdom.
Even though you might just
call me a hipster for it.
They’re two completely different
movies but I liked it better
and I didn’t really have that many
bones to pick with that movie
even though I have bones
to pick with this movie.
Getting ready for the backlash
of negative comments,
even though I personally liked it
and would give it good rating.
Umm, don't see it in fucking D-Box.
You might as well just fuckin' get shot.
That was probably too soon.
