*Wa-psh* Top a' the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Chkn!
This is WAY different than the last time I played it
When I played it, it was just like a little, tiny fenced off area
and it was just a sandbox thing where you made the creatures that you wanted
But now there's an adventure mode in the game, which I have no idea what that means
"Press E to harvest"
Wha- What did I just harvest? Oh, I harvested this thing
What are you?
A melon!
I have a melon and a branch
Now it's just like a survival game
Awesome! I dont know how I actually have creatures though
Or if I even make creatures, or if I just..
"Press E to harvest" I'm pressing E
What did I do?
Oh God, firing melons at things. I dont need to fire melons
"Break this egg to collect lifeblocks. Lifeblocks allow you to create your own creatures"
Awesome!
Beat the shit out of the egg
Did I just..
Oh God, I got an achievement called Breakfast time. I just broke an egg.
You have to break a few eggs to make a few abominations. That's how this game works.
Cool
So now I just go around collecting all the objects
Wha-what do I do- 
Do I beat the shit out of the tree?
To get logs?
I am not sure that that's how science works...
What the fuck? *lol*
"Pick up those resources citizen." 
I DID IT
Leave me alone!
I-I'm workin' the fields
This is like playing Stranded Deep now
Can I not just walk over these?
Why'd I have to click on them to harvest?
These are all foods
And I have a hunger meter now
That's cool!
I'm gonna beat the shit outta this tree 
*manly grunting*
Get the tree!
Beat the shit outta the tree!
YES!
That is very weird
It's so weird to just have everything fall on top of you
And consume them at will
But it's whatever
It's whatever man, it's fine
We're gonna, we're gonna make it if we try
Just the two of us, you and I
I hear a chicken
There's lil chickatees over here!
Let's go and beat the shit outta them!
Actually maybe not
Cause I heard that if I befriend creatures then they'll help me against hostiles
So
*chickens clucking*
Maybe if I throw a melon
Here!
Eat the melon!
Eat the melon one-legged chicken!
You don't like melon, do you?
Fucker
What do ya like then? 
Do ya like getting beat with a stick?
Come here- come here bitch!
AaGGHhHH
I got him! YES
Kill and consume, thus is the way of the countryside
Come here chicken!
Bitch!
CAW CAW, CAW CAW, CH-CHICKATEE
SMACK 'EM
Fuckin' hell, I was swingin my stick and nothin was happening
Now they are all dead-- I hear a horse
(*horse noises*)
Hello...?
Horsey...?
Oh god what the fuck is tha- 
That is not a horse
Good god-- I have seen a few horses in my day, that is NOT a horse
Have you ever slapped a tree before?
I have.
"You can craft basic items from your inventory menu. Hold shift while selecting an item to to create a stack."
Ookay. I can make a log
A melon seed
BAKED melon
That's what ya call someone who's high. They have a baked melon
Oh god that fuckin horse thing is over there
Can I make a-- I can't make a hamburger yet
I wanna make tha hamburger
Ok. HORSEY
Do you like squash?
Nom nom squash squash?
Here!
Eat the squash!
Yay!
"This creature doesn't trust you yet. But it's interested. Keep feeding!"
*gasp*
Do you likea melon?!
I like melon-- here eat da melon!
ATTA BOY
"This creature doesn't trust you yet. Keep feeding it."
Eat my melons!
EAT MY MELONS BITCH
Eat it
Do you trust me now?
"Stay in sight of this creature. Keep feeding it!"
I got it, I got it, I got it. Here. There ya go, there ya go!
DUDE IM GIVING YOU ALL MY MELONS
WHY DONT YOU TRUST ME YET
GOOD LORD MIND YOURSELF
"Almost there, this creature is beginning to trust you. Try to pet it!"
*gasp*
Oh, oh, it's right to pet
I'm petting
Oh no I'm eating, SHIT
Pet the creature
There, I pet you
I pet you, do you trust me now?!
I'm just scratching his arse!
*horse neighs*
I scratch your arse, you scratch mine
Fantastic, now you're merged in the fuckin' tree with the other dude
GET OVER HERE
AH AH AH AH FUCK
I TRIED TO PET A SNAKE CHICKEN
IT DOESN'T LIKE ME
HORSE CREATURE GO! ATTACK!
Best buds. YAY!
"This creature is your pet friend. You can pet it, control it with a whistle or equip it with a saddle."
DUDE THIS IS AWESOME
Can I- can I command you to go kill him?
How do I command thee?
WHERE ARE YA GOIN?
I need you to do things for me--can I get on your back?
Lemme on your back
GO ATTACK THE CHICKEN SNAKE
This is cool now, we actually have stuff to do
Ooh! I can make the building blocks of life!
SmASH!
Smash-- YES! I got some feathers
Are these your eggs?
Sorry, I'm gonna beat the shit outta them
Ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck it AHH THEY'RE ANGRY I DON'T LIKE IT
GO AWAY
I'm only trying to eat your unborn children!
And break them and ... make them not born!
Is that really so bad?
Who's the real monster here?
Probably I...
I need sticks, I need lotsa sticks
Cause those are great for breakin' things
Like breaking chickens faces!
WHERES MY FRIEND GONE
I FED HIM ALL OF MY MELONS
I GAVE HIM AAALL OF MY MELONS
and how did he repay me? by NOTHIN
I wanna go through your legs--go away
He he he he he
While the chickens are away... Jack will play..
Tryna eat all your eggs--  HA HA
YES
Your eggs are full of nonsense, that is not the protein that I need
I need protein and carbohydrates to keep goin'
That is not good enough
Gimme your other eggs
You're not very intimidating
*whack*
'Specially when I beat the shit outta you with a stick!
STOP CHEWIN ON ME
I AM NOT A CANDY
KILL EM, KILL EM, KILL EM DEAD
AGH HE'S HURTING, HE'S HURTING, RUN AWAY BITCH
Here we go *laughs*
I like when you kill them, they just slump over into all their collective parts
That's how science
Get him, get him, stay on his back, stay on his back, stay on his back
OH OH
There we go
They just break down into the building blocks of life when you kill them
And then you just-- assimilate them, apparently
Ooooh
If I get an iron ore then I can make a hatchet
THIS IS AWESOME
Then I can make a slingshot, make a campfire, make a chest...
*gasp*
Doors, houses? EVERYTHING!
A whistle!
Ooh I need one log. "Requires work bench." How do I make a work bench?
Nine logs, okay
There's a lot. Ok, I should've made a stack, shouldn't I
There we go, now I can make a work bench!
Awesome!
And now I can't make the other thing..
Great-- I gotta collect more resources.
To the beach!
What is that.
W-what are you.
Wha--I-- I know you're supposed to be a giraffe but that is not a giraffe.
That is not what a giraffe looks like-- ah christ almighty.
ANTI-VIRUS GO AWAY! I don't need you popping up in the middle of my sweet sesh.
I need to be killin things and makin things, I am the GOD of this world.
Create life- CREATE LIFE by smackin shit!
What did I get? What are those?
Are-- limestone. That's not helpful
I need iron ore!
♪ Smacking, smacking, smacking a tree to death ♪
♪ La la la, la la la, shut the fuck up phone ♪
♪ DA DA , DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA DADA ♪
Excuse me?
What do yo-- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU BETTER NOT BE ANGRY AT ME, I'M SMACKIN A TREE!
I'm not even fuckin' touching you.
Go away!
MY TREE!
CHICKENS DONT NEED LOGS!
YOU NEED A SMACK IN THE FACE that's what you need.
What, what, what are you?
Are you some sort of fuckin stegosaurus giraffe?
So fuckin creepy--it's a nightmare
A true nightmare
And where do you all lay eggs?!
Fuckin' giraffes dont lay eggs
He's angry, he's angry, I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE ANGRY
I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE ANGRY BUT I AM OUT OF HERE
I AM SORRY
I know you're just protecting your child but FUCK ME
I'M JUST A CHILD
GO AWAY
Oh god frame rate, oh god he's still chasing me
Oh fuck
Ohh this is bad, this is scary, I DONT LIKE IT
HELP ME MOMMY
Oh god look at the fuckin eyes on that thing
That's terrifying
You got little paws??
What the-- AHHHGH FUCKIN HELL
GO AWAY
Jesus christ I'm almost dead I need food
I need food, did I pick up any food?
I think I picked up food
Good god frame rate stop that
Those douchebags are still chasing me
I need to put fuckin-- I need to put this in here
and you in here. Nice
Nice
Now run, run away, run away
I need to eat this. EAT
That-that only brings up my hunger
Doesn't fuckin HEAL ME
Oh god night time is the scare scare
What-- are those octopus?
Octopi? Octopuses?
Don't come near me
I'll smack ya in the puss
What is this?
Oh GOD ITS ANGRY ITS AN ANGER
OH I DONT LIKE IT
STTTOOOP
LEAVE ME ALONE
Am I safe?
Nothing's gonna kill me right here? Ok
I'm gonna put down my work bench
Can I use my work bench? Ok, here we go
Yes. Place work bench
AweSOME
"E to use work bench." SWEETNESS
I can make-- I -- I can't make any of these
Can I make anything?
Oh I can make more logs
hooray...
can I make a campfire yet?
I need a whistle
A whistle would be good, a whistle--
I needed a whistle because that would've helped me actually command my creature
And then he would've done my bidding and I would be a lot safer than I fuckin' am now
Four logs and four stones. I don't have any stones god DANG IT
You guys better not just attack me cause you're near me
8 logs and 8 chicken bodies
Ok-- woooah I have 64 logs
Holy shit-- Ima make a bed!
Yea!! Ok, what else can I make?
A chest. I don't need a chest
I'm not standin around
I'm makin stuff and I'm goin
Ah why did I make 6 wooden gates
Uugh that was stupid
Can i not pick up my bench and go again?
Is this it?
Ah I shouldn't have done that
Oh it's night time
I got some fence
I made some fence, I made 52 fence
I thought that this is a fence as well, it's gates
I made 6 gates for no fuckin reason
Ok woah woah woah
Holy shit that's massive
Good christ
This is awesome.. ok we are making a paddock
Right here, right now
How the fuck-- how...
How do I make-- a fence
I have to go one by one?!
Are you forrealsies?
That's not what it's showin on the thing!
The--the icon
The icon is much better
Fuck
Ok Ima make a little tiny area, this is what it's gonna be
Well I'm lucky I made 4 billion of them then
4 billion is not enough though
I have a biiig open area right here
I guess I could put some gates on you
Put a gate riiight... there
I put another gate riiight...there
I put another gate-- I don't fuckin know what i'm doin
As clearly evidenced-- Ok
I have 3 gates on the son'bitch
Oh there we go, ok
Pressing E. I'm sorry you can't fuckin see anything right now
It's so damn dark
Ok so we gotta put down my bed cause I'm gon go sleeps
I'm go sleepsies
And wake up in the mornin and eeeveryone's gonna be happy
Going to sleep
YAAAY
*happy singing*
That was a quick nap, good god
Aah this place looks like garbage ass
AahH IT'S SO GROSS
why'd I fuckin make this
God dammit ok let's head out
For the mornin!
Back out into the wilderness of ... shit
DID SOMEONE JUST POOP
WHO POOPED? DID YOU POOP?
there'LL BE NO FUCKIN POOPING ON MY WATCH
JUST SMACKIN TREES
alrighty, I got some stone
so i should be able to make a campfire now, right?
I think so-- oh I can break my legs as well
that's also good
where do I get iron ore?
probably from iron ore deposits, but...what do they look like?
what is they?
Uuuumm
A FURNACE
Oooooohhhh
let's make a furnace...
a lot of logs, I need a lot of logs
a slingshot rock
maybe... yes
why the fuck not? how do I make a slingshot?
one log and one sap
where do I get sap?!
none of the stuff I had-- was sap
ok what else can I make
A trough
Why? Can i put food in that?
A chest...
Ugh I really want the hatchet
I wanna like knock down a whole bunch more trees
I need iron ore...
I don't know where I get that...
What was I going to make?
A campfire. What do I need?
Four logs and four stones
AH SHITE
I need to go get more stones FUCK
I are a doof
Close the door
Are you a iron ore?
HEY
I PICKED UP TWO STICKS WHY ARE YOU TELLING THAT ME MY STICK IS DEAD
I will not have a dead stick
I will have a fully functioning, alive stick, to smack the shit outta rocks with
Ok...It's dead again
*laughs*
COME ON I dont wanna smack with my hand all day
Cause I'm gonna be here all day then
What are you?
What did I get? IRON ORE YES
I CAN MAKE A HACHET
OH
There was a squash right here in my, in my camp
Why wasn't I eating that? Why is my health going back up?
Do we need full food or something?
I don't fuckin know
LEMME USE THE WORK BENCH
HATCHET
YES
the weapon is MINE
You will all die now
I still need, I still need ... um.. two, I need two more stones
No...I need a lot more stones-- I need 4 more stones to make the fuckin God Dammit
Okay here we go
Okay I can't go out through there I keep forgetting
Ah opening wrong on me
The whole world is against me!
Oh okay
We're gonna see how quick this knocks down a tree now
I have a hatchet
This should be a lot quicker
Okay!
Much, much faster and it doesn't run out as fast either
Sweet!
Are you foods? Yeah!
It's true what they say, "apple doesn't fall far from the tree"
Oh they actually were apples *laughs*
I was just messing around
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S RAINING EGGS
Did you see that?
Where did this come from?
Break it! Woooah
It's a giraffelent
Cool
Can I break stones faster with my hatchet?
Okay
My health is going back up
Cause I have full food
Ah ha, I get games
I know what do
Stealing all of the logs
That Mother Nature put down for me
Didn't put it down for you guys
Because
You'd be using it then
If that was the case
But you're not using it.
Cause you suck!
Kay, I need to get more stones
Can I just smack this for stones?
Oh, yeah!
That was much faster!
Hatchet is life!
I guess, the back of the hatchet, has a little pickaxe thing, so you could use that to get a lot of stuff
Who's attacking me?
Should I attack a chicken with an axe?
Yeah.
C'mere mister chickatee!
Mister chickabitch!
Yeah!
Chika-chi!
C'mere-- c'mere--
Three hits and death.
Hatchet for life!
What is happening?
I am- I am making ground and I'm taking away ground
I dunno what I just did!
But it's fine.
We're goin' back to camp! Onwards troops!
Cause I think I have enough to make a campfire now
An' we're gonna survive this night
It's daytime, but nighttime follows soon after
Why didn't I pick up these logs?
Was I being a doof?
Probably.
Hello mister chicken
I killed all your friends.
I'll come after you if you're not careful
Let that be a lesson
Same view
Good God look at that hair!
What a sexy little chicken he is!
Now I can't use the door, fuck.
Why?
Why can't I use the door?
Oh, now you work. Thanks.
You just don't like me from the other side? No?
Can I make a campfire?
Yeees
I can make a ball!
I don't have any sap though, do I?
I think I might have collected sap
Cause I need- ooh sap!
Yay!
Weapons!
I'm gonna be the strongest hero the world has ever seen!
This is cool, I really like this now!
Cause the game was fun already
Just makin' weird creatures
But now the fact that I can just go around and collect resources
And THEN make my own creatures.
Which I should probably do.
Cause I have stuff for it
Ahh, campfire
Can I- can I roast?
Roast some apples. No...
That does not work.
Okay, I need to equip my stones...
Nice
So now can I
Awesome!
Cool, let's go kill shit with a slingshot.
Aaand pew!
Oh my God that was a one-shot kill!
Holy fuck!
Slingshot is OP!
What does it do to you?
Boop
Whoa, oh, it makes you angry
Oh it makes you so angry
Can I- can I kill you?
Oh God!
Oh God kill it!
Kill iiiit!
Oh
Oh, you runnin' now, ain't ya, bitch?
Come back!
I need to smack him, my rocks are just bouncin' off his head...
C'mere!
Get him wi- get him with the hatchet!
Shank him in the knees!
Aagh!
Get outta the water!
I can't go out there!
I'm just a little boy!
God dammit, he'll be back...
They're always back.
Alrighty!
Back at camp to settle in for the night.
Okay, I'm gonna leave this episode here.
This game is awesome now!
I can't wait to play more of it. I'm gonna go around and kill everything that I can  possibly see, and get a shit ton of more resources, and maybe, jiggy up my camp again.
Just like, take off the front wall, make it a whole lot bigger
Or maybe I don't need to
I dunno. I should get some cactus seeds as well and plant a bunch of shit in here.
Exciting! But anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all around.
*Wa-psh! Wa-psh!*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Feel that? That's some nice, warm, heat from the fire. Can I burn myself? ... No. I'm immune to fire. Because I have that sweet cloak on.
