Hi there I'm Marley and welcome to a brand
new Let's Play on BBC The Social Gaming, playing
a cult PS2 classic, Destroy All Humans.
And I'm looking forward to this one, I haven't
played this, well trying to think when exactly
this came out but it's been well more than
ten years since I first played this game,
and if you've played it before then you'll,
you'll instantly remember it because it is,
like a I say a cult classic.
We're being beamed down, onto earth just now
because we've got some, investigating to do
with some cows on a farm.
As you know classic setting for, aliens.
Let's see what's gonna happen here.
We have arrived.
There's us.
Quite an angry looking wee guy [Krypto Speridium
1,3,7, come in Krypto Speridium.
Krypto here, how's the view from the safety
of the mother Ship?
Very funny, let's just say I'm glad I'm up
here, and you're down there, loathsome little planet...
I don't think they like us too much but, [.... it
is imperative we identify the dominant life
forms on this world.
Those lactating bovines are likely candidates.
Surely you don't mean those foul smelling
gas bags beyond the fence.
Yes, I'm afraid I do.
But they're covered in nipples....]
This is like, a bit juvenile the game at some
points, but I love it so much. Right so, jet
pack, it's a wee tutorial section you know,
target a cow, press and hold L1 button, scan
ability, right, right, right, right [...move
about the area using the left analogue stick]
Okay, let's target this cow and see what's
happening [...lower life forms here the cortex
scan] Let's scan it, what's going on in its
brain.
[... moo?
Primitive yet profound.
Scan another one] Scan another one, but what else are they thinking?
[.... they eat with their mouths.
I think I'm going to be violently ill...]
Makes you wonder what he eats with actually
[this planet is now part of the Furon Empire,
your benevolent masters welcome you.
At this time we wish to abduct you for the
purpose of scientific research.
The procedure will be protracted and invasive,
do you have any objection - mooo.
Earth creature....]
I think that was a no [.... addressing you,
respond or be vaporised] There's a bit of
a communication breakdown happening here.
Yep.
[... I don't care how many stomachs you have,
I don't have time for this]
Right, target a cow, and press and hold the
L1 button, the PK ability, don't even know
what it is, psycho kinesis.
So you can basically chuck cows about, that's
what this game is, it's really all about for
the most part, there we go, bring it in, push
it out.
Launch him, into the pond there.
What a shot.
So let's, let's just get these cows out the
road.
I want to move onto humans, get this tutorial
out the road.
I feel a bit wide for messing with the cows.
Concentration as well, these are all abilities,
concentration meter is at the top left of
the screen, the concentration meter recharges
over time when not in use, cool, cool, cool, so we
cannae, we cannae go about chucking cows,
twenty-four-seven, is what it's trying to say.
There we go, and one more.
There we are, done.
Finally, [... you didn't tell me we was having
barbeque for dinner.
Wait a minute, that ain't steak, that's, holy
mother, Martha get me the shotgun] Shotgun
gonna do nothing against me mate, cos I've
got a zapomatic.
There we go.
That was pretty easy wasn't it.
We're gonna extract his brain now.
[.... taste of your zapomatic] What going
on in his brain apart from farmer related stuff.
Oh come back.
There we go, ten DNA, I've just collected.
[Harold come on back, you've gotta see this,
they've got a talking horse on the TV, I ain't
never seen nothing like...]
This will impress you more than a talking
horse.
Have you seen this zapomatic gun [scream.
I'm not green]
To be honest, the more I think
about this tutorial it could have done with
like little ding noise every time one
comes up, right he's got a shield, cool.
I just want to yeah, get rid of all these
farmers.
Pick you up and launch you away, oh, I've
been shot at fae over here.
Come on.
There we are, who else is wanting it.
Who else is wanting zapped.
Think we've got a jet pack as well.
Right.
That's them dealt with, that's everyone dealt
with.
Oh-o here comes the fuzz.
How did she get away, why did we let her escape
and grass us in [.... turnip seed, we got
a call from farmer Dixon over the other side
of the state road...] oh it's farmer Dixon
who's grassing [...pretty strange noises come
from over this way.
What is that?
A new silo.
Krypto, that human law enforcement officer
is attempting an unauthorised entry of your
space craft...] he's trying to jack my UFO
[... were to get their hands on your quantum
deconstructor, they could rip a hole in the
space time continuum....]
That's rather irresponsible to
not lock the door on your UFO.
Let's go and deal with this.
Everyone's getting vaporised.
Am I allowed to vaporise you as well, wait
no, get away.
Oh I took a hit there.
How is he still alive after I've just dragged
him across the ground?
You can get outta here as well, see you later.
Let's get in the saucer, in fact, first, I
want a brain, from this cop here they probably
got some good, some good stuff in there, and
just more ten DNA cool, right, let's,
let's enter the saucer, beam me up.
Beam me up.
That entry system is really expensive, had to work
really hard for that, on the home planet.
[use your left analogue stick to propel....]
and now everything has to burn.
There you go.
That can go as well.
The death ray, yeah, I figured out the death
ray.
There you go.
Hope like, this is all necessary isn't it,
I'm just wondering, yeah, seems so, what else
has got to come down, does the sound need
to go as well.
What else have I got to destroy, what else
hasnae come down yet, this building back here.
It's only partially on fire, I want it completely
destroyed, there we go.
Oh military's after us now.
[...move our men, move, move, move.
Oh great, the human military industrial complex,
we can't allow them to alert their leaders
to our presence, exterminate them, now.]
come on [open fire.]
That could actually do some serious damage
to us, it actually seems like a threat, aye
the military threat.
That is a threat, daft wee farmers and police areny up to much.
Saucer's Hull, right, takes damage [...there
are more to the north in the bushes] in the
north, where's the north.
Oh, back here.
Come on.
Daft tanks are actually not much for my death
ray, talk about threat [.... wipe them out
once and for all]  Where are they?
Where they coming fae? Back here?
Yeah mate, you've just no, you've no got the power
These dafties are still using, kryptos like
that, these dafties are still using tanks.
There we are now, there we are.
Come on just, a wee bit more death rayness
And that's us.
Might be a slight over reaction considering we
just came to you know speak to the cows and
then we've ended up starting a, intergalactic
war.
It happens.
[Did you see what I saw?
You bet your sweet ....] it's the Men In Black
[..what did you see.
Little green man in a flying saucer wiping
out the best infantry unit in the US army.
Right good, me too, Green?
Not grey?
Don't be a ....] didn't like being called
green [.... absolutely.
What?
It means the papers got it right for once.
Get on the horn to silhouette, we've got the
worst case scenario.
Egg heads were actually onto something?
I don't believe it.
Believe it....Roswell...]
Rather suspicious the destruction [.... the
invasion is on] You're damn right.
Mission complete.
Nice one and a trophy as well.
Cattle mutilation pandemic.
Farmer disappears amidst cow abuse allegations.
Yeah, DNA Harvesting, you will need to land
the saucer to Harvest DNA, once on the ground
you can gather more DNA, need to collect enough
DNA, to get out of here, right, let's do that
then, let's land the saucer.
How's my parking?
Pretty decent.
I don't know what those gold things there
in the background but I'm just interested
in some, some DNA.
Let's go.
Anal Probe, press the R2 button to cycle to
the anal probe.
Does that give us more DNA?
Press R1 to fire the anal probe.
Can we do it to a chicken, that like
we can
indeed, oh my God.
In fact does it even count, don't know if it counts.
No it doesnae, chickens not really interested.
Okay.
Start, wait, no don't wanna do that.
Hi there.
Do you mind, do you mind if I hit you with
the anal probe?
Oh you too don't worry mate there, there's
some for you as well, yeah, there we go, that'll
get us some good DNA, ah, give me the brain, oh
no it just gives the same amount.
Seems like a lot more effort
Come on extract, there we go, you as well,
come for you.
Let's get these brains on the go.
Slam him into the ground, bang, that'll do.
Extract.
Are you not dead yet?
Wait.
There we go.
Hope I can still harvest that.
This guy's actually in the background stop
shooting at me.
So afraid, oh, right mate, right, let's just
slam you into the ground as well.
Is that enough?
Maybe it's not enough.
This will be though.
Bang.
And...bang.
And this is death by a thousand, falls, do
you know what?
That is probably enough now.
Give me your brain, that include the memories
of that, horrible death right there.
We need to get two hundred and fifty DNA that's
a lot, so I guess we'll, we'll come back,
by the time this is collected.
Where did you go?
Alrighty this is the last set of DNA, and
that's us we can return to the mothership,
we came quite, when you're ready we came quite,
a ways away to get all that DNA.
Let's get back to the mothership, and get
out of here.
Shotgun wants to have a word with me mate,
I want out of here.
Seen everything I need to see at this farm.
Collected all the brains I'll ever need to
collect for a lifetime.
There I go.
Run, fly.
If you look how far away we came from the
mothership.
Sorry, I will spare you this time.
And, here we are now.
Back at, back at the ship.
Put all those brains to good use, that was
some effort collecting all that.
And we're off.
Wait, what, I thought we were going back to
the mothership, hold on.
To return to the mothership, there we go,
ah well, same thing.
[laughs] I was just saving time by getting
another ship to get to the mothership.
I made it anyway.
New mission available, that's what I like
to see, what have you got for me.
It's on my to-do list yeah
Yeah, it's always gonna be a problem int it.
That's what happened to the Martians then,
these guys went and...
taught them a lesson
It all makes sense
Yeah, if they represent the future of the
Furon race just going round zapping everybody
and harvesting their brain.
I'm no, not exactly sure that's like the way
to go.
Going to Rockwell now.
Let's do it.
Off on another wee jaunt.
Surprised the humans havenae started attacking
that big mothership that's floating right
above earth, you'd think
I know it's set quite in the past but I mean, does look pretty threatening.
Earth Women Are Delicious.
Okay, yeah, alien abduction.
Classic.
Alert Levels as humans become aware of the chaos Crypto is causing, icons will appear above their heads.
Cool.
I don't cause chaos.
To take a Holobob disguise a target, get the human with the crosshair and press the circle button, right
so we can basically, we can,
no don't want to extract the brain, no, no,
that was, it said the circle button.
Yeah, you're gonna get it.
We can't have that, sorry.
Hold on.
Right above target, yeah.
Let me, there we go, sorry, they people probably
didn't have to die actually now I think about it.
Aw, and I can't take the DNA, right.
Let me get the DNA back and then, and then
hold above the, wait, naw... [laughs]
Crypto's on one here.
I just want to become one of these humans,
if you'll let me do that.
Yep.
Come closer, come closer, come closer, ah,
watch the car, right...
How do I hold above the target again, come on, not the anal probe, and not extract.
There we go.
Finally that was yeah, that was a bit of chaos,
now I think about it, although they think,
is that not a wee bit suspicious the fact
that, do you know what I'm not gonna question it.
Just walks into this fair.
Okay, okay.
What are they thinking.
Scan, don't extract the brain, that would
be a mistake.
Does he seems like a good target?
Keep scanning, okay, okay, okay.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
They didn't see me.
Oh god.
No one has to, wait, is no one working behind that I can 'hollabob' intae?
What about you?
There we go, yeh, let's play tricks.
Ah see it begins, it begins to run out, we
cannae just, cannae just stay like this forever.
Need to hide behind here actually.
Scan that, and get back here. There we go.
Right, I think I've found a target.
Yep.
I think, I mean, vaporise partly
Spoil sport
Wee bit of attitude here Crypto dunnhe.
Okay, okay, le'ts do it.
Hypnoblast, target a human and press, and
hold the L1 button, the hypno ability has
appeared on the square button.
Okay.
Keep an eye for humans with special hypnotise
commands right.
Where is she, hold on, hold on in there, cos
we need to get back into...
We need to wait until there's, brain power's back.
There we go.
Let's go.
Where's my...there she is there, on the runaway,
hypno.
Walk back to saucer, yeah, that seems like
a reasonable command.
Suddenly she just wants to, run there.
Oh god actually, I'm gonnae...
I need to hide.
Eh.
Oh my god what's, did that guy just die? I
think he might have just died
I don't want to cause any trouble
I don't want to cause any trouble
Yeah, he did see nothing.
Let's get a move on Miss Rockwell, come on
Come on, come on, come on, get a move on.
I don't think she'll care at this point if
I just suddenly turn into an alien.
Walk towards the saucer to start, there we
are, there we are
Beam her up.
Mmmm
Oh we've got a problem, yeah.
Got a problem now, let's get him vaporised,
let's do that vaporising part that Crypto wanted.
Come on, come on, come on.
I remember this, this part, this is a fun
part.
A lot of vaporising to be had.
That entire fair has to go.
Yep.
Nice one.
Just don't, blow me up, is the only thing.
That death ray took a lot longer than I thought
for something called a death ray would, would
take to destroy that big, it's basically just
a tent, hold on actually, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cannae have you shooting at me like that.
I cannae have that.
Let's get rid of this.
Merry-go-round has to go.
The stage, not that they were using it anyway.
This, thing.
That has to go too, that's where the, that's
where you go and redeem all your prizes with your tickets.
This as well and, lastly, the ferris wheel.
Hope nobody was in the, I mean I just know
that Crypto really cares, what else we got?
Enjoy your fair folks.
Good times.
What am I missing?
Twelve out of thirteen.
What still has to go?
This purple thing over here.
Is it the big wheel, it is just, another wee,
another wee touch.
Just to, yeah, there we go, I like a lot 
of destruction.
That was, was quite satisfying.
Whoa, thought I was gonna get shot down there,
mission complete and on that note, I hope
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