Dekho raajneeti mein aise hi rehta hai
Bada aadmi bade kaam karta hai
Theeke
Aur matlab aise unke jo chhote chhote khaas log hote hai
Unse woh dusra kaam karwate hai
Abey yaar
Yeh admission wali cheez chacha ji khud thodi karenge
Isiliye humse karwate hai
Dekh bhai jugaad hai humara uss hisaab se
Tumhare admission mein lagenge 2 lakh rupaye
Aur woh bhi private ke
Sarkari ka toh khwab bhi mat soch lena tum
Samja?
Bhaiya hum toh suna hai private college mein
placement nahi hota
Sabko ghoom phir ke call centre join karna padta hai
Arey, kon bata raha hai yeh sab yaar
Ek toh isne sunn bohot rakha hai re Kranti
Nahi ho payega re tera admission
Chalo jao, katt lo
Bhaiya
Nahi karana. Thank you bhaiya thank you. Chalo jao
Arey yaar, bhaiya yaar
Kyu naraz ho raha hai
Chhodo na yaar
Ghabraya hua hai Gaurav yaar
Nai nai nai
Yeh 5 rupaye ke kaam mein 10 rupaye ka maatam nahi chahiye muje
Nahi karwana re bhaiye tera admission ja
Arey
Bachcha hai yaar Ronnie bhaiya
Bachcha hai ya bachcha 
Bachcha hai
Theek hai
Karwate hai tera admission
Yeh log itna bol rahe hai 
Aur jo tu pairo mein gid gida ke roya na mera
Iske liye karwa rahe hai
Kabhi tu soche ke paise ki wajah se karwa rahe ho
Anwar document inke check karo
Marksheet vagerah saare inke hai ke nahi
Aur Kranti inke paise gino
Theek hai, ho jayega tumhara admission ek do din mein
Pakka ho jayega na bhaiya?
Haa
Kal parso mein khabar aa jayegi tumhare admission ki
Chalo jao
Yun bante hai paise
Bohot sare paise hai bhaiya yaar
Bhaiya aaj toh beechhake so hee jayenge
Pagal hai kya admission bhi toh karaana hai inse
