BATCH OF ONE-LINERS AS WELL.
TAKE A LOOK. 
>> I HAVE SIGNED THE PLEDGE I 
DON'T NEED MONEY, I DON'T WANT 
MONEY.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A CAMPAIGN 
LIKE I THINK NO OTHER.
AFTER I ANNOUNCED, WE WENT UP 
LIKE A ROCKET SHIP.
I SEE NO CIRCUMSTANCES UNDER 
WHICH I WOULD TEAR UP THAT 
PLEDGE.
WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, 
WE'RE A NATION THAT SPEAKS 
ENGLISH.
I THINK WHILE WE'RE IN THIS 
NATION WE SHOULD BE SPEAKING 
ENGLISH.
THAT'S HOW ASSIMILATION TAKES.
I WANT PEOPLE TO COME INTO OUR 
COUNTRY LEGALLY.
I WANT TO HAVE A BIG, FAT, 
BEAUTIFUL OPEN DOOR.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FALSE.
I WIN AT GOLF.
I WIN AT GOLF.
THAT I CAN TELL YOU.
TOM BRADY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND 
OF MINE.
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW 
HIM, HE'S HONORABLE AND A TRULY 
GREAT ATHLETE.
I THINK WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IS 
TERRIBLE.
YOU LOOK AT HILLARY CLINTON.
I'VE SAID SHE'S THE WORST 
SECRETARY OF STATE IN THE 
HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY.
IN ALL FAIRNESS, BECAUSE OF THE 
AGREEMENT THAT'S ABOUT TO BE 
FINALIZED WITH IRAN, JOHN KERRY 
MAY VERY WELL TAKE HER PLACE.
YOU SAY WHO NEGOTIATES A THING 
LIKE THAT?
THAT WON'T HAPPEN, I CAN 
GUARANTEE YOU, WITH A PRESIDENT 
TRUMP.
SO FAR EVERYBODY WHO'S ATTACKED 
ME HAS GONE DOWN THE TUBES.
AS FAR AS JEB IS CONCERNED, I 
WATCHED HIM THIS MORNING ON 
TELEVISION, AND IT'S A LITTLE 
BIT SAD.
DON'T FORGET, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
WIN.
HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE ENERGY.
KANYE WEST, I'LL NEVER SAY BAD 
ABOUT HIM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE LOVES TRUMP.
HE GOES AROUND SAYING, TRUMP IS 
MY ALL-TIME HERO.
HE SAYS IT TO EVERYBODY.
SO
