[laughter]
Hi, I'm Whitney Avalon
I'm Steve Gossett
and we make Princess Rap Battles
So we need to make sure that that chair set up
even if it's like cheated corners, I think
The rap battles are back!
Bigger and better than ever
Dorothy versus Alice
is one of our most requested battles of all time
This was a huge four-on-four battle
with all eight characters rapping
It has the most rappers
It has the most words
The first time I played Dorothy was in
fourth grade
At this point it almost goes without saying but
Whitney is a fantastic performer
and is one of the reasons that
all of our rap battles go so well
I'm slamming other damsels
while I'm spittin' so speedily
Running rampant on these cowards
that are dumber than Tweedledee
We're ferocious fierce and fiesty
You're a sleepy little mouse
Watch me smash and flatten bitches
when I bring down the house
I'm currently wearing a NERDY WORDY shirt
that's available at whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com
This cast was a dream
I wouldn't want to make a battle this big
without a cast this great
My name is Joey Richter and I'm playing the role
of the Tin Man
Let's have a heart to heart
you tart-stealing tart
Alice you're so stupid
you make me look smart
I've loved working with Joey in the past
Joey was such a good floppy, sassy scarecrow
Pretty cool, right?
Is it my time to shine?
Hi, I'm Burl Moseley and I play the Tin Man
in this Princess Rap Battle
He was one of my Huntsmen in the Freya-Ravenna battle
Look, it's my psychopath sister
who abandoned her sanity
Gimme that oil can so I can get loose
I'm relaxing while I'm axing
through your crew like a spruce
I'm a ten out of tin
the heavy metal player hater
I'm heartless and relentless like the fucking Terminator
I just like that the Tin Man considers himself
an equally-as-cool robot as the Terminator
Burl Moseley is one of the best dancers we've ever had
on a rap battle
so of course we put him in the
most restrictive costume we possibly could
Bust out of this tin can, bitches
Gimme that oil can so I can get loose
I'm relaxing and while I'm axing
through your crew like a spruce
Burl is a terror on the mic
Gimme that oil can so I can get loose
I'm relaxing while I'm axing
through your crew like a spruce
I'm a ten out of tin
the heavy metal player hater
I'm heartless and relentless like the fucking Terminator
Scene nine awesome take one
How am I gonna defeat the witch
I'm gonna make her an offer she can't refuse
Teich is one of the funniest people on the planet
and not even absurd make-up
and an insane costume can hide that
The hottest costume we've used in any rap battle period
Paws!
I'm Emily Kinney and I'm playing Alice
I'm sure many of you know Emily from The Walking Dead
She is also a lovely singer
This corny copy's lost because she ain't
in Kansas anymore
I'm surprised your garbage squad hasn't fallen apart
yellow-bellied, empty-headed, that one's got no heart
double killers, caterpillars, and a madman in my crew
Put you on blast I gotta ask
Who are you?
Have you seen rap battles in the past
Yes
I mean the Frozen one is really good
but I also like the Cinderella one
with Sarah Michelle Gellar
That one's good too
She was the perfect Alice
[laughter]
Ryan McCartan
I'm a Gemini, I like long walks on the beach
I'm 188 centimeters tall
I'm playing the role of the Mad Hatter
With Ryan we created our own version of the Hatter
I'm trying to win a Streamy here
[laughter]
Playback
I'm gonna give Johnny Depp a run for his money
The sexiest Mad Hatter alive
It makes no sense to rap against a raven lunatic
she'd be a tea party crasher
This bastard haberdasher
came to trash and slash and bash
and put her pussy out to pasture
I'm a dastardly villain like a riddling Dillinger
top billing in shillings this milliners killing her
Cheers
Can't you tell that I'm working
Art! We're making art!
I'm gonna get my fucking Streamy
I want to thank my parents for always believing in me
and I want to thank the academy at the Streamys
Reggie and Jason: the Tweedles
[laughter]
You wanna step to this duo cause we're ready to battle
Dee and Dum are down to frickin'
spank your ass like a paddle
Beg and plead on your knees
They were a delight
Alexa, turn on the air conditioning
Yeah, no, we did a lot of cardio
I'm Jason Rogel. I did a Princess Rap Battle
and lose thirty pounds
Beg and plead on your knees to the double trouble MCs
and if you don't like it you can tweedle deez
What are you doing during that line?
We're tweedling our deez
and if you don't like it you can tweedle deez
As you guys are advancing your verse
I actually want you to get
closer and closer to the camera
Okay
Talk smack in our world it's off with your head
We go hard, pull your card, and paint your chest red
I would ruin your whole world
but that's been done by Tim Burton
[laughter]
That's great
So why Tim Burton? Well...
I didn't like his version of Alice in Wonderland
Come at me, Tim
This was our most ambitious set ever
Our art department and our production design team
really did a fantastic job bringing the outside inside
This looks a lot like the actual Wizard of Oz
Having sets that are that good
makes the rest of the rap battle that much better
The yellow brick road is made of fake brick paneling
that was then painted and attached to the floor
Action
Turn
The make-up for this battle was very intense
especially on the Oz side
This battle required a lot of challenging prosthetics
and airbrush makeup
That's kinda my thing
Bow down to the crown
It's good to be the king
I'm very proud of our results and that is only possible
due to a ton of effort from our entire crew
I'm just so grateful to every person
who helps behind the scenes
which was many this time around
How is it?
[laughter]
Thanks for watching our behind the scenes
We'll see you in the next one
First it scared me
Nah nah you're good now. Stop!
Aaahh!
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