UH, GUYS, HERE WE GO. TOP 8
ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED
100 SINGLE WOMEN, NAME SOMETHING
A MAN MIGHT DO TOO MUCH OF
THAT WOULD BE--
NATE: DRINKING.
STEVE: DRINKING.
[APPLAUSE]
NAME SOMETHING THAT A MAN MIGHT
DO TOO MUCH OF THAT MIGHT BE
A TURN-OFF.
GARY: WHEW.
HA HA HA HA!
NATE: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE.
STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
DAN, HOW WE DOING TODAY, MAN?
DAN: DOING GREAT, MAN.
HOW YOU DOING?
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WELL,
A HUNDRED SINGLE WOMEN. NAME
SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT DO TOO
MUCH OF THAT'D BE A TURN-OFF.
DAN: STEVE, I'M GONNA GO
WITH FLIRTING.
NATE: GOOD ANSWER.
STEVE: HE'S GONNA GO WITH
FLIRTING.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NATE: YEAH!
STEVE: GOOD JOB, MAN. NOW, PAM
IS SARAH'S MOM, AND THEY WERE
THE WINNING COMBINATION THAT GOT
THE $20,000 YESTERDAY.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, SARAH. HOW YOU DOING?
SARAH: I'M DOING AWESOME.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
WE TALKED TO A HUNDRED SINGLE
WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING A MAN
MIGHT DO TOO MUCH OF
THAT'D BE A TURN-OFF.
SARAH: MMM, WATCHING SPORTS.
STEVE: WATCHING SPORTS.
DAN: GOOD ANSWER!
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
STEVE: PAM, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
PAM: VERY WELL, THANKS.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, NAME SOMETHING
A MAN MIGHT DO TOO MUCH OF
THAT'D BE A TURN-OFF.
PAM: WANTING TOO MUCH SEX.
DAN: GOOD ANSWER.
[APPLAUSE]
ELDER DAN: THAT'S IT
RIGHT THERE.
STEVE: HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
WANTIN' TOO MUCH SEX.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
ALL RIGHT, DAN.
DAN, A REALLY INTERESTING GUY.
TELL 'EM WHAT YOUR DAY JOB
IS, DAN.
ELDER DAN: MY DAY JOB IS I'M
AN OBSTETRICIAN-GYNECOLOGIST,
WHICH MEANS I DELIVER BABIES
AND TAKE CARE OF WOMEN.
WOMAN: YEAH!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: I LIKE THAT. THAT'S
PRETTY GOOD. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
BE CAREFUL, MAN. WE GOT TWO
STRIKES. CAMPBELL FAMILY CAN
STEAL. NAME SOMETHING A MAN
MIGHT DO TOO MUCH OF THAT WOULD
BE A TURN-OFF.
ELDER DAN: STEVE, PICK HIS NOSE.
STEVE: PICK HIS NOSE.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
C.C.: COME ON, LET'S GO.
HANG OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, GARY, WE
TALKED TO A HUNDRED SINGLE
WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING A MAN
MIGHT DO TOO MUCH OF THAT
WOULD BE A TURN-OFF.
GARY: WELL, STEVE, HANGIN' OUT
WITH THE FELLAS TOO MUCH.
STEVE: HANGIN' OUT WITH THE
FELLAS TOO MUCH.
GARY: YEAH, YEAH.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: NUMBER 8?
AUDIENCE: CALL ME/EVERY HOUR.
STEVE: 7--OK, YEAH, THEN, WHEN
WE DON'T CALL, THEN WHAT IS
THAT? NOW YOU'RE GONNA--"YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALL NOBODY."
"OK. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND."
NUMBER 7?
AUDIENCE: BURP/IN MY EAR.
STEVE: 6?
AUDIENCE: CHECK HIS PHONE.
STEVE, CHUCKLING: 5?
AUDIENCE: CUT THE CHEESE.
STEVE: OK, THAT'S A REAL ONE. 3?
AUDIENCE: IGNORE/NOT CALL.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: NO, SER--HEY, MAN,
WE CAN'T WIN.
[LAUGHTER]
LOOK. LOOK AT THE LAST ONE:
"CALLING ME EVERY HOUR." THEN
NUMBER 3: "IGNORES ME/DON'T
CALL." I--Y'ALL NEED--LOOK, MAN,
LOOK. IT'S A HUNDRED OF Y'ALL.
CAN'T YOU ALL GET TOGETHER?
[LAUGHTER]
Y'ALL TALK ALL THE TIME.
WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?
[LAUGHTER]
LET'S--GET A MANUAL:
"THIS IS HOW WE GONNA ACT."
[LAUGHTER]
GIVE IT TO US, LET US STUDY IT,
AND LET US TRY FROM THERE.
[APPLAUSE]
NUMBER TWO?
AUDIENCE: SNORE.
