(rooster crowing)
(lion roaring)
(wheel clicking)
- Welcome to Good Mythical More.
- Motivational speech!
- Oh, who do we motivate?
- We'd like to motivate
a person, and that person
is a dental hygienist
and your patient just told you
that you have terrible breath.
- You know what, of course
you have terrible breath,
dental hygienist, you're
lurking over people,
you're sucking in their breath.
It's not your breath
that they're smelling,
it's the previous person's breath,
and that's what you need to tell 'em.
- Yeah, it's like when
you go in a bathroom,
and you're going into a bathroom
and someone comes out of the bathroom,
and then it smells, and they're like
it already smelled that
way when I went in there.
It's not me that did this,
it's the person before.
And, then you begin to doubt,
is this person lying to me,
and then you start realizing
now I'm the same kinda person
that I was just accusing
another person of being
because now I'm gonna come out
and then I have to say it wasn't me,
it was the guy before
me, and I think he lied
about it being the person before him.
- It's a chain reaction.
- That's how it is to
be a dental hygienist.
- And, we both are, by the way.
- Yup.
- So, we feel your pain.
- We can relate.
- Let's play Super Mario Maker 2.
- I've heard about this Mario.
- We asked you, Super Mario Maker 2 users,
to submit courses for us to play,
and low and behold we got one.
This one is submitted by Sharon Rose
created by Loco Lucas.
- And, you know what, Sharon
Rose may be Loco Lucas,
I doubt it, but I don't
know, she submitted it.
- All right, so you hit start over--
- Okay, we're playing
multiplayer Mario and Luigi.
Here we go.
Haven't played Mario in a long time.
- Okay, so I'm Luigi.
- Here I am.
Oh, I'm dead.
- Oh, I'm big.
- I got you a mushroom.
- Oh, I got small.
(both groaning)
- Hey, we're on the same team.
Now listen, we've gotta
collect these coins
because you don't go to the next level
unless you get 100 coins.
- Oh, we are so good at this already.
Oh look, it side-scrolls.
That's amazing.
- Oh, look at that, wow,
you can climb trees.
- You can climb freaking,
you can climb a tree.
We can climb each other
and then climb a tree.
What's that up there?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Link!
- What are you, a banana man?
- I don't know what I did,
but I'm something else!
- You friggin' banana man.
- I don't think I can be down here.
- Yeah, I don't think
you wanna be up there.
Where we gonna get 100 coins?
We only got 14 coins.
- Okay, now we've got a problem, Link.
Now, we're stuck.
- What is all of that?
What are all those dice over there?
- I believe that they were coins
in the place that we were supposed to be.
- What do you mean where we were--
- And you needed to be a raccoon as well.
- Oh, hold on, we can go over here.
- Oh, they change.
Oh, they change.
- Yeah, dude, you have to walk
and then jump when they spike.
- Okay, here we go, don't die.
- All right, give me a mushroom.
- Mushroom's coming.
I'm dead.
(crew laughing)
No, no, give me that,
save that mushroom for me.
- I am, I am.
Look at that, Super Mario--
- You gotta get me outta here.
- Go get that mushroom.
- All right, now let's get these coins.
- Are we gonna say everything is like--
- Let's get these coins, Mario!
I mean, Luigi.
- I mean, this is kinda old-school.
- This guys' gonna become different things
when I jump on him.
- Oh, man.
- Come on, dude, come on.
- You're not having a lot of luck, are ya?
And it is all luck, let's
be very clear about that.
- Okay, so hold on, so a second ago
I went in here and it, yeah, there's one,
now get the other one,
come get the other one.
It's gonna disappear!
- Whoa, look at that acrobatic.
I am a green lizard.
Am I the freakin' Geico Gecko?
Is this a sponsored game?
- How do you get to the top of that?
Can you make...
Oh, Link, you just pulled me onto the...
- Come on, Rhett, come on over.
- All right, dude, this is the same thing
that just happened.
We needed to go, the whole
point I was trying to get across
a second ago was we needed to
go up on top of that thing.
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Oh, you know what we need to do?
- This.
We get back over there and then we jump.
- And, run!
Oh, you can spin!
You see what I did?
I spun.
(crew laughing)
- All right, so let's
see if there's anything--
- Go back up in here again.
Well, how the crap do
you, is there secrets?
Oh, you can just jump up there.
(laughing)
You just jump up there
man, there are no secrets.
There are no secrets.
- There are no secrets here
on Good Mythical Morning.
- Oh, look at the size of that.
- Oh, you know what, I
bet we can climb this,
can we climb this fence?
All right, jump on my
head and get that coin.
Yes!
And, kill that bee.
(groaning)
- I jumped on him.
Man, I jumped on him.
- Hey, let's move over--
- Here I am!
- All right, let me jump on you.
- Whoop, sorry.
- Hit that bee.
Hit the bee.
- I'm trying.
- Get the bee!
The bee is moving so slowly.
Okay, (yelling).
(laughing)
- Gah!
- We suck so bad at games, man.
- Man, all right, let's go again.
Let's keep it positive.
- Okay, we're great at games.
- I don't know, but I gotta
get this other mushroom.
Gah, why you, you knocked me into the guy,
now I'm not gonna get it!
- Listen, don't blame me
for your shortcomings.
I'm the only reason that
you're still playing this game.
- I don't know if I agree with that.
- I don't either, I'm just talking smack.
- How'd you do that blast off?
Now we're not even gonna
worry about this guy?
- Oh, come on, I landed
on top of that turd face.
- Come get, come get it.
Huh, you can't go high with these guys.
- Look it, shaking my tail.
- They don't go as high.
Can you jump and do a double jump?
Oh, you just hold it longer.
Mario's changed.
Mario, you've changed.
So, Link, you just hold it longer.
- Hold what longer?
- The jump button, to
get up to where I'm at.
- Really?
- Yep.
Yeah, now come over here
and jump on top of me
and I'll send you up.
Oh, you can just climb.
- You can climb with this guy.
That makes it a whole lot easier.
Good work, yellow boy.
Oh, you're dominating now, that's nice.
- Get it, Link.
Don't think you need it.
So, is there something we can, whoa.
- We have 45, we gotta get 55 more.
Let me go down.
Oh, we're really making
progress now, right.
- My heart is beating so fast.
- You know, the character growth
we're experiencing--
- oh, we're gonna get on top
of that thing, yeah.
Okay, on, what is that?
- I bet that turns the...
- Okay, I just turned it off.
I turned something off.
- What'd you turn off?
- I think I made 'em different.
Yeah, okay, there we go.
So, this is off, now this one's off.
- All right, hold on, there's--
- Get those coins down there.
- There's a bit of a puzzle to this.
And how do I--
- Ho, Hi!
There you go, there you go, there you go,
now you gotta, oh.
Now, we're both gonna be on this thing.
There you go, yeah, stay
right here, stay right here.
Now, jump over, Jump, jump!
Jump, get, jump, get!
- Don't rile me up, now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'ma go on
this yellow.
- Now, jump now.
Here we go.
- Now you, wait, wait for it.
I like the music.
Look at this blue box.
(laughing)
Look at us.
(grunting)
Somehow we're turning Mario
into a wrestling match.
- Oh, oh, oh, here we go.
I'm sorry I hitched
this train without you.
(laughing)
- Bring the train back down.
- Oh, watch out.
We gotta use these bombs.
- Oh, I remember these
from when I used to play
Super Mario Brothers 2.
Oh, you kick it.
- I got it.
- I'm just gonna stand over here
and watch you play Mario Maker.
We're running out of time, Rhett.
- Here we go.
- We gotta get 10 more.
- Get on top of that
thing and let me come.
Oh, I did a little...
- Bye.
- Oh, this is...
- Whoops.
- Maybe I can go in here.
- Boy, this has gotta be fun to watch.
Okay, I'm getting frustrated.
The controller itself is
too small, let's be real.
- Hold on, three, two, we
gotta jump at the same time.
Three, two, one, jump.
- Yes!
- Stay on there, stay on there.
Now, I'm gonna run and jump on this guy
when he gets ready.
Three, two, (laughing)
Oh, God.
(groaning)
You had it!
- Everything on me is sweating.
How many coins do we have?
- Hold on, we start over
with zero every time?
(groaning)
Man, we fail at everything.
- There goes my chance.
- I can beat the old Mario.
- Why you taking my mushroom, man?
- 'Cause I lost mine.
Ho, hah!
I do like these new sounds though.
Hut, ho, ho!
- Hey!
- Hey, woo!
- Having fun.
But, we are getting better.
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, look at me climbing this tree
knocking things outta there.
You come get that one.
- Look at us.
Look at how good we're
almost getting at this.
- Oh, I don't know, oh,
let me come up there.
Oh gosh, sorry.
Kill that bee.
- Let's just consider
everything we're doing
as like a little mission, like every jump
is its own little milestone in life.
That's how I wanna go through life,
like everything, I was looking
at you thinking it was me.
- Hold on, why are we following you now?
I'm still up there.
No, oh, you killed me!
- Let's not name names, okay.
- Luigi killed me.
- Sometimes when I press b it jumps--
- You killed me again!
- That's what frustrating
is that the button
to try to go fast, son
of a (bells chiming).
(laughing)
Like, I'm gettin' that angry.
Why is this game making me angry?
- You killed me twice by going
off the bottom of the screen,
so come over here.
All right, now let's just--
- We're so little--
- One at a time.
We're gonna just jump to the next level.
Oh gosh, what, I hit the
wrong dad-gum button.
Oh boy.
(mumbling)
Oh no, whoa.
- Loco Lucas, I hate you.
- This is like an easy level, man.
- As a designer, but not as a person.
- This is such an easy level--
- Don't take my mushroom.
If you take it, so help me.
(crew laughing)
- I'm trying to get up,
just get up there and help me out, man.
(giggling)
- I jumped over it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we can do this.
- I don't think we can.
Oh, I'm dead again.
- Can I pause?
- Oh gosh.
Come get this thing.
(laughing)
huh, huh, ho.
- Okay.
- Okay, one at a time.
(groaning)
- But, I wanted to dive,
I thought that would be--
- There you go, there you go.
Okay, stay there, don't kill me.
Let me come up here.
Let's just go.
Oh, no!
- Jump!
You can make it!
You did it!
- I learned something.
Uh huh.
Oh no, no!
- You're nobody now.
You're just regular old Mario.
You gotta get a running start.
- I can't get up there with you.
Oh, you know what, I think
I just realized something.
- What?
- I've been thinking that the turbo button
is the jump button the whole time
so I've just been
hitting two jump buttons.
That's why I haven't been doing turbo.
Turbo is the top button.
- Oh, see, me too.
- It's not the bottom button.
I'm gonna blame that on David.
- Yeah, the whole time we've been doing--
- That's why we've been
jumping in such weird ways.
- Right, right.
- Now we got this figured out.
- Just in time for the video to end.
Where am I?
- All right, I'm gonna turn this off.
Oh, it's on.
(laughing)
- What just happened?
The things that we do
inadvertently are very acrobat.
- So, this is off now so I'm
gonna come right here, right,
I'm gonna wait for this to come up.
Just get up here with me.
Come on this thing with me.
Now, wait 'til this thing to turn,
and here it comes.
- Then where you going?
- On top of here.
- How do you turn it off?
Bam!
(laughing)
oh!
- Hold on, stay!
Stay, stay, stay, stay, now wait.
- I'm a little boy now.
- Just wait, just wait, now!
Go, go Link, go, go!
- Well, just wait, I gotta think about it.
I'm goin' on the next one.
- Okay, here we go.
All right, get this.
Get that mushroom.
(laughing)
- I can't get the mushroom,
it went off the freaking--
- Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay.
(laughing)
We got it!
We have this, we have this, okay.
You gotta get up here, we have to
get on this at the same time.
Three, two, one, jump.
Now, wait, and let this go.
No, no, this one now.
- Get the coins on the bottom.
- Oh yeah, oh yeah, I forgot.
- We gotta, we gotta, we gotta kick it,
kick it, there you go.
I'm the little boy, I'ma hide behind you.
Kick it again.
There we go.
Oh!
- I sacrificed myself.
- Get the coin!
Get the coin!
(yelling)
(both screaming)
No wow, it's over, it's over!
- What is going on, what is wrong with us?
- We're sweating and we hate ourselves!
- Gosh!
(yelling)
(crew laughing)
- Mario!
- Oh, I hate myself!
- The thing is, we thought we could do it.
That's was our mistake.
- We could do it now that we
know how the buttons work.
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