-All right.
-All right.
Murray is our big loser.
That's right,
and today we're at Tumblr,
and the CEO is giving their
weekly meeting.
And, Murray,
you are a new hire,
very hip and young,
and you are gonna heckle
the whole thing.
-Yes.
-Oh, come on.
[ Laughter ]
Just before
we get rolling here,
I would love it if,
this week...
Sal: The CEO's the only one
in the room that knows --
he gave his permission
to film with Tumblr.
Murray does not know that.
Intern experience --
Beyza, come on up.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Q: Here we go.
I'm originally from Turkey,
and I've been working
on iOS Core Team.
Yell, "Like a boss!"
It feels amazing.
It feels really good.
[ Laughter ]
I organized a --
Like a boss!
-Yeah.
-Whoo!
[ Laughter ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Yell, "Like a boss!"
again.
More obnoxious, though.
Go "baawwws."
I had meetings with other teams,
so it feels really great.
Like a baawwws!
[ Laughter ]
No claps!
No claps this time!
And before I start anything
about my project,
I needed to plan it.
-Like...a...baawwws!
-A...baawwws!
So, I had iOS experience before,
but it was with Objective-C,
so I learnt some --
Like a baawwws!
[ Laughter ]
Um.
[ Laughter continues ]
Man: Here we go.
Um.
[ Laughter ]
Relax.
It's casual.
Just mumble "Tumblr police"
under your breath.
Tumblr police.
[ Laughter ]
He's so good
at being a dick.
Shuqi, come on up.
Joe: "I mean,
who doesn't come up?
Who doesn't come up
in this meeting?"
I mean, who doesn't come up?
Seems like
the whole company's coming up.
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
[ Laughter ]
"Participation trophy
for everybody."
It's like
a participation trophy.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
Shuqi, tell us about
your experience this summer.
Shuqi-Shuqi, now.
[ Laughter ]
Shuqi: Hi.
Um, hello -- hello, everyone.
Shuqi-Shuqi, now.
Hey, I have an idea.
Why don't you zip it
until he's finished, okay?
Thanks.
-Oh!
-Oh, my God.
♪♪
Man: Really?
[ Laughter ]
They're on their IM,
calling for security.
All the employees use an
interpersonal IM called "Slack,"
and they're on it, calling for
security to come get him out.
So, Murr, just say,
"I'm on Slack, too.
I can see what you guys
are doing."
Yeah.
I'm on Slack, too.
I know what you guys are doing.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Sal:
He put the phone away!
We have a special surprise
for y'all.
We just found out
a little while ago
how big a fan they are
of Guy Fieri,
and it turns out
Joe has his contact info,
and we called Guy
and asked him to call in.
♪♪
[ Audience cheering ]
Yeah.
Is that Guy Fieri?
[ Laughter ]
 Hey, everybody in Flavortown,
 hope you're having
 a good summer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yell,
"Guy Fieri, you suck!"
By the way,
you are huge on Tumblr.
I don't know if you knew
that or not.
Our team really loves you a lot.
We have a big project --
Guy Fieri sucks.
-Hey!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
-Oh, my God.
Hey, you better
watch yourself, pal.
-Ohh!
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We have a rule here that says
"No assholes,"
and you're at the top
of the asshole list.
-Ooh!
-Wow.
[ Laughter ]
