[APPLAUSE]
- How's it going?
 Good.
How are you?
 I'm doing well, thank you.
Are you ready for Valentine's
Day, to do something?
 I'm ready.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
 I'm ready, yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Are
you one of those guys
who plans it in advance?
 Oh, yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah.
 Yeah, I got it.
JIMMY KIMMEL: I do, too.
- Do you?
- Yeah, I do.
 You know what's funny?
- I've learned my lesson.
- Have you?
 Yeah.
 Learn the hard way?
 Yeah, yeah, I have.
Yeah.
Those CVS runs at
like 5 o'clock,
and all those sad guys
picking out glitter.
 I feel bad because
somewhere in America
is a man watching right now--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Somewhere.
 And he's so full of anxiety
because he just now realized
it's Valentine's Day tomorrow.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm sorry.
 If he's lucky,
he realized it now.
I mean, you got to be ready.
So OK, what are you ready with?
What's the plan?
 Oh man.
Well, you got to--
OK, here's the deal, guys.
[LAUGHTER]
You gotta go flowers.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For sure.
 But the classy move is you've
got to go flowers for yourself,
you gotta go flowers
for your mom,
and you go flowers for her mom.
- Excellent.
 That's the move.
And then here [INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
I am, you know.
I am the best.
No.
And then, but here's the thing.
You're going to screw
this up more than once.
You're going to
forget an anniversary.
You're going to forget
a Valentine's Day.
So what you do is you set
yourself up by periodically
giving just because flowers.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh!
 Right, here's a bouquet
of flowers just because.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Ah.
- You know.
Or just a little-- it doesn't
flowers, it can be expensive.
Could be just a little
card, a little note.
Learn her love language,
and learn to speak it,
and periodically do something.
So then when you inevitably
forget she'll go,
oh well, they did
that thing in March.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, that's nice.
It's an insurance policy.
- It is.
It's insurance.
 So now I do this, too, with
my mother and my mother-in-law.
I will send them
flowers as well.
 Clutch.
 But I worry sometimes that if
my dad forgets to get flowers,
he's doomed because I sent
them, and then if, God forbid,
you know, my mother
in law's husband
forgets to send
flowers, he's in a world
of trouble because of me.
But that's really
on him, I guess.
- Yeah.
- It's a dog-eat-dog world.
It's a dog-eat-dog
world, you know.
 On Valentine's day.
 You elbow him out.
No, yeah, that's
something to think about.
That's something to think about.
 This is your first
Valentine's Day with your bride
as man and wife.
- Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: So you
really have to deliver.
[APPLAUSE]
 Yeah, I got to deliver.
But I also knew that I was
going to be basically working
through this whole weekend,
promoting the movie,
and so we celebrated our
Valentine's Day last weekend.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
 Oh, that's good.
That's always better.
Easier to get a
dinner reservation,
everything is easier.
- Yeah.
Yeah, completely.
But I did get her
a little something.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For tomorrow?
- For tomorrow.
Oh and now the surprise
is, I guess, ruined.
 Oh, she doesn't watch you.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh,
she's not watching.
[LAUGHTER]
 Secret's safe here.
 When do you start shooting
"Jurassic World," the next one?
- Very soon.
- Very soon.
I'm in it.
[CHEERING]
Yeah, we're gearing up.
We're getting ready to
go here very, very--
 How do you get ready for that?
 You starve.
 You starve?
 Yeah, yeah.
I have to starve.
 Why do you have to starve?
 Well, I have to put myself
on a really strict code
because I'm 40 now.
So if I eat like, I
don't know, a Starburst,
I gain like, 15 pounds.
[LAUGHTER]
 Starlord can't
eat a Starburst?
 I know.
No, I know.
We should work on
an endorsement.
 Wow.
But there's no such thing
as dinosaurs anymore.
They make those
come out of nowhere.
Can't they do that
with your body?
I mean, can't they just CGI you?
Why would you even burden
yourself with this?
[LAUGHTER]
You know what I'm saying?
If there could be a team--
 Yes, I know what
you're saying.
Oh, my God!
 You didn't think
of that did you?
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
Yeah, maybe it's
something to talk
to your agent about or Steven
Spielberg or something.
 For real.
Yes.
 Or something like
that, you know.
 They're pumping a lot
of money into the thing
I'm not running from.
[LAUGHTER]
Why can't they
dial this in, too?
 I think they can.
I think we solved
a lot of problems--
I think you need a lot
of candy tomorrow now.
 You just cost
Universal a lot of money.
On "Parks and Recreation"
were you encouraged
to be pudgy on that show?
Was that--
- Yeah, I was.
Yeah, thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
I was.
Well, I remember, in the
first couple of seasons,
just unintentionally, I
had gotten a little fat.
And I was watching the episodes,
it was like, Oh, God, Chris.
You've really let yourself go.
And then I was like, but this
is some of the funniest stuff
you've ever done.
And I went to Mike Schur,
our creator, and I said,
I want to gain like
another 30, 40 pounds.
And he was like, OK.
[LAUGHTER]
And so I did.
I put on-- yeah, and then
it became a challenge.
Everyone wanted to see
how much I could eat.
I was constantly--
I remember a scene.
This is funny.
Oh, it's funny.
There was this restaurant
in "Parks and Rec"
called the Jurassic Fork.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Right.
Oddly.
 And that was where we would
go to eat, and they gave us, you
know, dinosaur-sized portions.
And so I didn't have
anything to say in the scene,
so inevitably I wanted to
try to get some screen time.
So I decided I would eat
one rack of ribs per take.
[LAUGHTER]
And if the camera
happened to catch me
I would absolutely be
just inhaling ribs.
JIMMY KIMMEL: The whole rack?
- The whole rack.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Like, 12 of them?
- Yep.
Yeah, I went through 12 takes.
I went through 12
racks of ribs, which
is the equivalent of six pigs.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yes.
 I dined on the ribs of six
different pigs, and every time,
after every take, Nick Offerman,
whose laugh is like this.
He goes
[MAKES GIGGLING NOISE]
So, if I can make him laugh
it, tickles me to no end.
And so I knew it was
making Nick laugh.
I was making myself sick.
But I had 12 racks
of ribs and then
at lunch, because our catering
company was creating the ribs,
they cooked ribs.
And at lunch I sat down with
another four racks of ribs
right next to Nick
and ate the ribs.
I got a big laugh.
I think I gave myself like--
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah,
you shaved maybe
3 and 1/2 years off your life.
 Yeah, yeah.
 To make Nick laugh.
 Yeah, yeah.
The years I shaved up my
life were the boring ones.
 Well, we are going to do,
we're going to do something
a little bit different tonight.
- Great.
 We thought it
might be fun to open
the interview up to the audience
and have a little bit of a Q&A.
 Oh, that's nice.
 Because there
are a lot of people
who have questions for you, and
OK, well that guy right there.
Oh, look at that.
CHRIS PRATT: All right.
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK.
Hi there.
 Hi.
I know you've worked
a lot with dinosaurs.
I was wondering,
could you tell me what
a velociraptor smells like?
[LAUGHTER]
My guess is that it's chicken.
 OK.
Well, I mean the dinosaurs in
"Jurassic World" are all CGI.
 Yeah.
CHRIS PRATT: So--
 So you don't know?
Thanks a lot.
- OK.
I'm sorry about
that I don't know.
Do we have another--
OK, yes.
 Oh, there you go.
JIMMY KIMMEL: This
lady right there.
Hi there.
What's your name?
 Hi, I'm Donna.
CHRIS PRATT: Hi, Donna.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Hi, Donna.
- I think you're so talented.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, thank you.
Oh, Chris.
 I just think you're
super, you know,
and you're so handsome, too.
I was just wondering what was
your inspiration for the song,
"Hip to be Square?"
[LAUGHTER]
 Donna, do you think
that I'm Huey Lewis?
No, I believe he's
the next guest.
 Yeah.
 OK, is he going
to be here soon?
 Yeah.
Yeah, he will be here next.
Did you have a question
for Chris Pratt?
 I don't, no.
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK, all right.
I was expecting
this [INAUDIBLE]----
OK, this gentleman right here.
This young man right here.
What's your name?
- Hey.
Hi, everyone.
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
JIMMY KIMMEL: I think people
like this segment, I guess.
CHRIS PRATT: Yeah,
it's a good segment.
 Hi.
I have a question.
JIMMY KIMMEL: What
is your name, sir?
 Hi.
My name's Tom, by the way.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, good.
[CHEERING]
 Hi, Chris Pratt.
I have a question
for Mr. Chris Pratt.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yes, Tom.
Go right ahead.
 So my question for you is,
of all the actors in the world,
of all of the actors, who
is your favorite actor?
[LAUGHTER]
 These are people he worked
with you're talking about?
 Just anyone.
Of all the actors.
All of them.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh.
- All the actors in the world?
TOM HOLLAND: Go ahead.
 Denzel.
 Denzel Washington.
CHRIS PRATT: Yeah.
Yeah, he's great.
[LAUGHTER]
 No, don't applaud.
Don't applaud.
I'm sorry.
OK, yeah, that's cool.
I like Denzel, too.
OK.
OK.
What about-- how about an actor
whose name begins with Tom?
[LAUGHTER]
 Oh.
TOM HOLLAND: How about that?
 Tom Cruise.
JIMMY KIMMEL: He's great.
CHRIS PRATT: He's good.
"Top Gun" coming out.
JIMMY KIMMEL: "Top Gun," yeah.
 He's good, too He's good.
OK.
I could simplify
it for you again.
What if his second
name began with an "H"?
Tom H.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh.
 Hanks.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Hanks.
CHRIS PRATT: "Beautiful
Day in the Neighborhood."
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
That was good, too.
CHRIS PRATT: That was good.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, real good.
 He's British.
Tom H. is British.
CHRIS PRATT: I don't
believe he's British.
[LAUGHTER]
TOM HOLLAND: No.
Tom H., British.
Come on.
We know who--
 Oh!
Oh, I see where this is going.
TOM HOLLAND: OK.
We've got him now.
 Tom Hardy.
[LAUGHTER]
He played Venom.
- Yeah.
- He was very good.
- He was great.
 "Warrior?"
Great movie.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
- OK.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Does that
answer your question?
 Try younger.
 But still with the--
TOM HOLLAND: Still
with the Tom H.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Still
with the Tom H.?
- Thanks.
- Oh, wow.
 Hiddleston!
 Oh, yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
 Is Huey Lewis going
to be here soon?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, yeah.
He'll be here next, yes.
[APPLAUSE]
 Do you want to come and
join us while we wait?
 I'd love to come
and join you guys.
JIMMY KIMMEL: All right, yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
[CHEERING]
JIMMY KIMMEL:
We'll be right back
with Chris Pratt and Tom H.
[FOOTSTEPS BUZZ]
BARLEY LIGHTFOOT: Oh yeah!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
 You got me, right?
BARLEY LIGHTFOOT:
(SHOUTING) I still got you.
Whoo hoo!
Ian Lightfoot is fearless!
[GASPS]
 This is amazing!
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
[ROPE SMACKS ROCK]
 Yeah, but just keep going.
Don't look back!
Just straight ahead.
 (LAUGHING) You still
got the rope, right?
[LAUGHTER]
 That is "Onward."
Chris Pratt and Tom Holland.
The new movie from
Disney and Pixar.
Boy, that's a good movie.
This is another, I mean, it's
kind of, it's sad at times.
Have you guys seen
the whole movie yet?
 I haven't.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You have not.
 That's like everything.
They haven't told me anything.
JIMMY KIMMEL: They
never tell you that.
They don't trust you, I
guess, is really what it is.
 They don't.
No, I'll see it at the
premiere, though, so I'll
be crying with everyone else.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You'll be crying.
Did you cry when
you saw it, Chris?
 Yeah.
It's very moving.
I mean, the original story--
Dan Scanlon our director--
it's very personal
and so creative.
As a young man, Dan
and his brother,
they lost their
father, and Dan found
some audiotapes that apparently
had his father's voice.
He'd only ever seen a
picture of his father,
but he didn't know
what his father sounded
like because he'd never met him,
having died before he was born.
And so he went through
the audiotapes,
poured through them, and finally
found his father's voice.
And his father simply
said, hello and goodbye.
Those are the two words
that his father said.
So--
- People are already crying.
[LAUGHTER]
- Yeah.
 Yeah.
It's a comedy.
[LAUGHTER]
 It is.
And so that story is really the
genesis of these two brothers
who go on this magical
quest in a fantasy world
to seek out the father
they never found,
and to go on a quest to
bring him back for one day.
And so it's written by the
director who went through this
with his brother, and
what's so moving to me
is that his brother did not
know what this movie was about.
And it's essentially a love
letter to his older brother,
and he showed the
movie to his brother.
I mean, it's truly incredible.
I mean, it chokes me up
just thinking about it,
but it's very emotional.
But just like in "Up", or
really any of the Pixar movies
in that the tone is in the
title, and in Disney's Pixar
it does make you laugh.
It does move you.
It is an adventure.
Edge you seat.
It's a lot of action.
It's beautiful.
But it is emotional.
 And you guys are
brothers in the movie.
 Right.
- Did you tape together?
- A couple of times, yeah.
 Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Do you feel
like you are brothers?
 Absolutely.
[LAUGHTER]
 It feels like it.
 You both have brothers.
Chris, you have an
older brother, right?
 Yeah, I've got an
older brother [INAUDIBLE]
and a sister, Angie.
JIMMY KIMMEL: And Tom
has two younger brothers.
Something is always going on
with those two characters.
Are they with you here tonight?
 They're not actually.
JIMMY KIMMEL: They're not.
 I ventured to LA
by myself this time.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You did.
 I'm really upset.
 Are they destroying
your house back home?
 Yeah, it's actually their
birthday tomorrow, so probably.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Because
they're twins.
 They're 21, now, and it's
their 21st birthday tomorrow.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow.
 And I'm out of the house.
So I might come home and it's
been burned to the ground.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Twin
Valentine's babies.
 Which is great for them
because Valentine's Day
is now their day.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, sure.
For now.
 [INAUDIBLE] Well, yeah.
 What are you expected to,
as a big movie star now,
to get your two younger brothers
for their 21st twin birthday?
Go ahead.
 What did I get them?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Mm-hm.
 I brought my brother
Sam a piano because he
loves playing the piano.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Great.
 And I bought my
brother Harry a Rolex.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh.
 But with my parents.
We went half and half.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You did?
 A real family endeavor.
The 21st is a big
birthday, you know?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah,
it is a big birthday.
 And they'll keep those
for the rest of their lives,
and they'll be very memorable,
and it's a big day for them.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Well, no--
 I already got their
presents, though.
I didn't just ruin [INAUDIBLE]
 Well, the movie's great,
and it comes out on March 6.
It's called "Onward."
Tickets are on sale now
if you want to get them.
Chris Pratt and Tom
Holland everybody.
We'll be back with Huey Lewis.
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy Kimmel
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