*WAPOOSH* Top of the morning to ya laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Meteor 60 Seconds!
It's a game about what would you do if a meteor was about to hit the Earth in 60 seconds.
What would you do with that time that you had left?
You have one minute left on Earth!
What would you do?
I know what I'd do!
*Crying*
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
So let's begin, shall we?
Let's see what we can do in 60 seconds.
*News Anchor Voice* Breaking news
NASA  recently stated that a meteorite will collide with Earth soon and that Earth will be destroyed!
Surprisingly, NASA said that we all only have 60 seconds left to live.
Before the earth is destroyed
What did I just say? I only have 60 seconds more to live damn it?
I just became a news anchor today. It took me 20 years to get this position
Whatever, I don't care about my whole career of live broadcasting anymore
Okay fuck life
YAAAAAAAAAY!
My home oh
Man the world is already over for me if this is the house I'm living in
What? Is that true that Earth is going to be destroyed? I can't believe it
What should I do for the rest of my life with only 60 freakin seconds left?
Is it okay to do anything that I want to do even if it is illegal
Nani, what about planting an apple tree damn it? They don't even have enough time to think about it. Let's go Oh
God okay, um, I don't even know how to play
violence's G kissing is H
Movement is A and D oh god, the controls are fucking shit
Okay
Okay, that's good. That's good. Let's kiss everybody let's kiss the naked man
Who's - like let's just go around kissing everybody for the rest of my days listen ow motherfucker?
Let's just kiss ever - kiss the dog!
Not the old naked man. I want to kiss the dog. Oh cute dog the dog's following me now
Fuck you garbage can. Here we go. I'm going around kissing everybody before I die, ooh
Hey
Stop it
Oh I kissed another dog. Oh the dogs are - the dogs are happy. Okay!
I'm just going around kissing everybody kiss the scientists the scientists will make it better
The scientists will make it go away kiss the military man kiss them. Why is he in here? Ooh a baseball bat!
Um this lady is still chasing me! Kiss the toxic chemicals.
Ah! I'm sorry! Jesus!
Okay, okay, kissing everybody kissing ow
Time's up. Oh wait that means we're all gonna die isn't it?
Well I died doing what I love - kissing everything
Finally I died with the earth
It was a good life
I'm seeing only white landscapes. What is this exactly heaven is this it?
You're done. Please wake up. Ah
Where is this it was all a virtual reality
You just had a personality diagnostic test which involved virtual reality programming so far huh virtual reality
So the earth has not been destroyed you lied to me doctor
That's right our latest technology is just like the movie matrix
remember that hip new happenin movie
It allows you to experience a virtual life in a short time by
analyzing, but sorry
Analyzing analyzing is home. We study stuff inside your ass
It helps us to know the person's true character. Well actually I should also tell you that
Your family also watches the screen together Oh?
God my family uh watch me kiss everybody mom my girlfriend ji-hyun
Okay am I five years old nephew, are you all watching me?
Son why did you kiss those men?
That was all you wanted to do before the earth was destroyed
But mom will always support you cheer up. I support you mom has got that one
That's the matter what I went around kissing mom I also kissed some dogs they have a problem with that
I just had a good time. I destroyed the case as much as I possibly could so
You were gay it must have been difficult trying to hide it you should have told me earlier
then I would not have wasted my time on you by
I'm not not gay. Not straight. I'm not I was there, but I had nothing to do with sexual orientation
Cataclysm was above me. I just had to kiss as many things as I saw a kid. I kissed dogs
This is no one claiming that I'm into dogs
I'll go it's so great. Is it so great kissing guys. I'm curious. Oh God. He multiplied
That's my mitosis. Nephew is this how it work like this bow
Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick mother record hey all set to put me tell you in the mouths of kindergarten boys tomorrow
Can we can we can we cut it?
Yeah, no. I think I have to stop. I think I hear the police at the door
Yeah, no. I'm in trouble. Yeah. I'm on a watch list now sir your inspection is over
it's an unexpected result to tell you the truth I
Also swing that way woohoo. Do you want to grab some coffee together?
Okay everybody
Hey, I actually added coming out ending to the ending list
This pre coal pipe. I found happiness at the end anyway
Good for you dudes. Anyway. Let's get back in and see what will happen in meteor
60
seconds I
Figured it out now. I know what must be done
Fuck everybody fuck you give me give me that baseball bat. Give me that baseball buddy fuck everybody
Yeah, yeah making fun of me when I was a kid huh Oh?
Fine oh no. Oh geez I'm sorry well not really cuz this is what I want
This is how the world ends I?
Can't be sad and the meteor can't kill me if I've killed everything else first
Kill the military man, man you guys go no quick
I'm just shooting lemons at them. That's all it is
You've got a nuclear receiver
What oh
Sweet oh sweet Jesus
Oh
When I was nice ah
You see, that's how you'd survive
Being killed by a giant meteor coming down to destroy the earth you destroy it first
humanity's doing a good job of that on their own already so ah
Well, what did you think family?
You guys you guys good son
I think it was a good idea to take this personality that test
They agree wouldn't it be a good idea to isolate him from our society. I'm sure saying
He's the type of person to afflict people around him when he's going through hardship. He's moving about to kill every human being that's crazy
Since I'm gonna die anyway in the future. Did you think it right to die all together?
My god this nephew has a great outlook um the things that I do know
Later knife oh, I will make die with me just like you all go
Okay before you start going around hurling dynamite anything who gave the baby dynamite
He's fine
Who gave the baby the dynamite?
Yet, maybe you should learn to speak proper full sentences first before you go around swinging that around I
Did Co suicide ending to the ending list?
Fair enough you know sometimes I think to myself
Just how scary it would be if a meteor was actually going to come down and kill us all I mean if you only had
60 seconds to live
But then I also think
Wife can't be that bad when you're listening to a sick song like that
Everybody you'd perk up if just play that song when everyone's getting ready to die
See this is great music
For this one I'm just going to hang around and do nothing can I go back inside my house? Oh?
I want to go back indoors. I don't like this
Just gonna hide out into finance for these 60 seconds
Is all I'm doing I don't care me you're gonna come kill me who gives a shit, it's just this
Times up everybody time to die all together
boom wiped out just like a death stare I
Think I used my last 60 seconds. Well I
Contemplated. I went over in my head where I was like
To just be alive
thinking about the birds and the trees and
Also, thinking about meatballs and pizza. This is a good life. Let's do my family thing. Hey fam. How's it going?
Did you all watch me that's my son?
What I'm so proud of you. I would have been very disappointed if you hadn't turned harm to others I
Was so relieved my darling look at my tiny arms come give me a tiny armed hug
Just because my head is way too big for my body and one swift breeze would break my own neck. That's okay
Hahaha. Give me a hug
I think it is better to do nothing in that situation said the boring-ass
If I were you I would have stayed put and know nothing to harm others to just what I'd expect from my boyfriend
Taking the personality test. It's a good idea
Mommy my nephew got nothing to say today
my nephew got no like
Existential wit he ain't got no
prolific
Prophecy thoughts to give out to me today
Oh
Boring
Damon let's see what else I can do in 60 seconds there must be some other shit in this game that I can do
Whoa?
What there's a lady in a bikini just here wait does everybody know? They're about to die?
I'm going this way you think
It's cute sir
Maybe a little smooch, maybe a little smooch will win your heart over there. I'm gonna kiss you forever
I want to get it the rock and I want to go I want to get out of here, okay
I need something I need something I need a weapon I
Need a weapon give me this you need to go beat his ass
I don't know how I'm on a train right now. By the way okay
Here we go mother fucker with his SWAT thing. Let me pause that I wanted time with all these peasants Oh
Oh God, sorry what happens if I kiss you. Oh, god. Sorry well you're all dead to me
Let me coming through Oh. I needed a gun didn't I I?
Think so no no
Wrong didn't die son. I did not know you were like this you're garbage. How could you consider yourself human?
Mom confirming all the fears I had all this time that I'm trash that I'm garbage. I'm a garbage human
Are you a psychopath I can't believe you chose to kill people when you find out that the world was not
Gonna finish its own sentences. I think we should break up
Yeah, I kind of had my own existential dread
I felt like the world was gonna end anyway, so I probably kind of fucked up after this okay
Why were you laughing and killing people was it fun. I want to be a cool murderer like you when I grow up
Gyah no please oh, I got a murderer ending
Swell
Also, I think this game is made by Korean people because when you check and check on the hints want to see you hit yes
Why kid what in?
So that says right I think so that is it. I'm getting out of here kiss the dog hit this
Kiss that dog
Hey, hey, hey
those dogs fall in love
Kill him steal is good. I
Need to I need the rocket I need to get out of here, I need it, I can't stay here with everybody
He said no
I'm gonna do it this time I ain't stayin here nah nah
Some of you guys can join me if you want, but I'm basically out. I'm gone. See you later. Bye
Yeah wait what's my exit strategy? Oh Jesus?
I
Landed on it
Shoot the meat here kiss, it kiss it better, thank the meteor just won. It love what do we do?
This did not solve my problem this just means they gonna die, but everybody else now anyway
Maybe I can steer it in the other direction
Shit I'm gonna do it this time I'm gonna do it this time I'm escaping yes
I can move the rocket wait no no no no go go go yes
hahaha
see you later suckers I
Don't know where I'm going
escape solo
Today like get away from there the new Star Wars movie Oh
Originally the program should have ended automatically I encountered an unwritten countered an unexpected bug as the developer of this program
They didn't even think of escaping alone using the spaceship see cuz I'm smart boy. Oh
dear
No wake up my son
He thought you went on to the spaceship to blow up the meteorite
Sorry, I I?
I CAN DO THAT!. WHAT IF I GET
THE NUCLEAR SATELITE! ,but you took it to survive in your own. I can't believe you
I had no clue you were such a selfish. I think we should break up oh
I get it. There's nothing as important as one's own life right uncle, okay?
I'll escape like a coward in the midst of Danger or just like you all go
escape like a coward
That's that's our boy hehehehe
Okay, so if I take
The nuclear thing and land on the satellite, huh?
*smack* There we go
Okay now bring the dog over there
We go can I punch this guy so do I have to break it some other means
*whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh whapoosh!*
Come on
It's not breaking I need this
I'm sorry, okay
This is just what had to happen
Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh god. I don't have the time do I oh shit. RUN FASTER!
WE HAVE TWENTY SECONDS!  I
Would have had more time, but I spent all that time uh dicking around
*bang* Fuck out of my way
There we go Land on that land on it land on it land on it. Oh
shit five four three two
one I DID IT! I
SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
You better put a statue in my honor
Finally I died it was a good life. I didn't die with earth this time I
Wonder what my family thought of this such selfless behavior
Do they think I'm a hero
Son it's pretty amazing to see that you accomplished something even the Pentagon couldn't I can't see the bottom
Alright
Anyway, why you did was marvelous you were like Bruce Willis in the movie Armageddon
That's me good old Willy Bruce
Hey, it was cool, but it's not what I'm used to you saved the earth I didn't know you were so responsible
Uncle you inspired me to sacrifice myself for Humanity oh
fuck I
Turned him into Timmy terrorists anyway, I only become a hero it sacrificed himself with the greater good like you oh, no no
No
No, okay. Well that does it for this video on
METEOR SIXTY SECONDS
fun little game, simple little game but i liked it alot
I like all the different outcomes that can happen. and plus pretty funny game hehe
anyway, I think it's free to play on Steam. You can go play it for yourselves
There are some other endings
And I'm gonna leave you guys to be able to find on your own
Instead of just showing off the entire game here, so go try it for yourself
See if you can get the happy ending but for now
Thank you guys so much for saving the earth with me this time, if you liked it PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS! and high fives all around
WHAPOOSH WHAPOOSH!
THANK YOU GUYS, AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
