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 - Do not, piss off,
 those bitches,
 in airports.
Take a lesson from
Johnnie Larch.
- [ clicks tongue ]
- I don't know Johnnie Larch.
Johnnie Larch got out
after five years.
He gets to the airport,
hands his ticket to the woman
at the counter, who asks
for his driver's license.
He gives it to her,
she says it's expired.
He says, "It might not be
a valid driver's license,
"but it's a damn fine
identification.
"There's my picture,
my weight, and my height.
"Who the fuck
you think it is?"
- [ bang ]
- She says, "I'll thank you
"for not using that sort
of language with me, sir."
He says, "Give me my
fucking boarding pass
"right fucking now."
Now, he has the right
to take that tone.
She was disrespecting him,
you don't let people
disrespect you in prison,
why the fuck would he let her
disrespect him
as a free man?
Mm-mm.
She hit a button.
[ making alarm sound ]
Security shows up,
he's back in prison.
You understand what
I'm saying right now?
One of those behaviors that work
inside a specialized environment
such as a prison,
but can fail to work,
when outside such an environment
sort of situation.
No, dummy,
I'm saying,
do not, piss off,
those bitches,
in airports.
♪
 [ over speaker ]
 It's the final boarding call,
 Flight 226
 for Orlando.
 Final boarding call,
 Flight 226--
How much for a
flight tomorrow?
