I saw otters in real life,
so I post about it on Instagram,
'cause that’s how you prove
that life happens.
And then this woman
responds to me,
“My husband told me that
otters rape baby seals.
I just thought you should know.”
You don’t know me.
Maybe that’s why I like otters.
What kind of weird fairytale
animal sex happens in your head?
No animals
are asking for consent.
How do you think
your Labradoodle was made?
Aww!
Did you think a Lab
just fell in love with a poodle?
This wasn’t
Lady and the Tramp.
This was 2 dogs 1 cup.
Man this is fun, geez Louise.
