So last night I had this overwhelming, urge to make origami
No, I didn't get out of bed at three in the morning and folding money origami 3 in the mornings the witching hour
right
Yeah nothing good happens at
Three in the morning okay, unless you're saving like a litter of kitties from a burnin house at 3:00 in the morning
Or donating to save the fish. Is that a thing? Now I got a google it, I have peaked my interest
Charity for you... know what? no, I'm just gonna type in save the fish and they tell me it's a charity. save the fish
Oh,  there you go.  wait what's this video about? I've made an elephant, okay? Or a rhino that's run
Into a door I made a pyramid both of these things
Are the same height which don't make sense but both of these things were super easy to make and I've never done Origami
Before in my life, okay. Am I recording? yeah. None of this dilly-dally and wish wash and pathetic Peter stuff
I've been doing, in no way!
We're going extreme. so I'm just gonna go to youtube and look up a tutorial for
(typing sounds) extreme folding
nope that's not what I want to type in there. (typing sounds)  how to make money
There's a search for just how to make money? If I can find a way to make this
money then I can make more of this
origami
How to make money online? I'm online right now all these are like 10 minutes long um I have things to do
how how to make money fast
(a muffled male voice  from online video plays) Male voice "I'm going to show you what going on in my social media right now"  (Brandon stops the video)
Okay so it's been 58 seconds and he's just fan and bails okay but what
I noticed is when he's Fanning his bills he's got a hundred on the outside and then a lot a little or bills on the
inside that's the trick okay you don't want them to say all them ones back in there okay, we're getting sidetracked we're also
subtly getting flexed on. (typing sounds) how to make money origami
Super difficult
Super diaper?
Now I'm interested in this. whoa what are those? how to make money
Origami shoes baby shower gift idea
Just saying that title chapped my lips. I'm ready let's go
(excited) oh wooh!
This is gonna be a long video, people. dollar bill
origami hang glider. it's a dude
With a hang glider,
Made out of money
oh
Yeah you please advanced model it says (male voice from online video starts) "in this video I'm gonna show you how to make the dollar hang glider by John Tucker."
OH, Look how wrinkly that is we have to make a senior citizen hang glider my my bills all wrinkly
(Male voice) "Now we're going to put a vertical crease, the crease will be right where this crease" I get it (Male voice) "meets the edge" what does vertical mean?
(male voice) "fold the bill in half.  Edge..long edge to long edge"
Hot dog. Talk to me like I'm five.
(male voice) "you can see how this just collapses"
Evan I've been collapsing for days i've collapsed and I can't get up
I don't know what you're doing. I have been frustrated before in my life
Evan, but this takes the
cake
Okay, takes all the desserts
Okay, show me again in regular speed.
(Brandon makes a frustrated fake cry)
(in a frustrated voice) Evan your video is 42 minutes long I've been on step 7 at minute 4
For an hour! Evan I swear to the good Lord and whoever else he's hanging out with up
There that if you don't get me through step 7 right now
I'll fly away. Oh glory, okay I'll fly away that was supposed to fly away for dramatic effect.
(making exaggerated blowing sounds) then sings "I'll fly away"
I'm gonna get this okay This Is It. This is the one, my creases are getting weak
Do I it? Evan! Evan, we did it!
I'm just heavily reinforcing my my creases, okay. why do I look so tan? that's the first time I've ever said that in my life
What lighting combinations do I have to make me look tan? Alright Evan, so I've smashed step 7, okay, beyond expectations
I'm ready for step 8.  (Male voice) " this should fold in fairly easily"  (Brandon hits the pause button)
You have no idea
I'm only eight minutes into a 42 minute video and I think I've missed
Seven folds I just didn't do them and I just kept on truckin. Okay hoping that somehow it all come together in the end
It don't work like that. So in an hour and a half this is where Evan got me. I've decided to take it upon myself
to take my pre-existing knowledge of origami and
create something magical out of this and the next I don't know, three minutes. So what I'm gonna do is take these already pre-existing folds
Line them up with these folds
Okay crease it squash
Unfold everything
And you see this crease right here um don't mind that it'll fit right back into your wallet no no problem easy peasy
