Ok, so look, I don't wanna seem like I have this thing where you know, certain elements 
 can only be with other ones or whatever. 
But whenever I see copper into a tellurium together,
they're just.. they're just cute.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
So I asked the dude sitting next to me
if he had any sodium hypobromite,
and he was all like “Na-Br-O.”
Sulfur…
Tungsten…
and silver…
“S-W-Ag.”
So father water and mother water are sittin’ on 
the couch, just like enjoying the state of things,
when there son comes in all iced out, looking all cool
you know look at all chill or whatever.
Well father water doesn’t likely what he sees.
Start worrying about who’s son he’s become,
worried about his future, where it’s going, you know.
Starts getting upset, starts steaming.
Mother water has to lean in and remind him,
“you know honey… it's it's just a phase.”
Don't you think it's kind of ironic that more
heavy metal bands don't go platinum?
Barium…
Sodium…
And Sodium…
“Ba-Na-Na.”
And on that note, it should also be known that
you should eat more bananas because they happen
to be really high in potassium, “K.”
You know people keep telling me that the stuff that
I’m into is really square and I - I'm just like,
“stay out of my Bismuth.”
I’ve been really losing it,
because everyday I go into the office and there's
these protesters outside they're making a
constant racket.
And it’s just been driving me crazy.
I’ve tried everything.
I've been drinking coffee, I’ve been eating berries,
I’ve been eating beans, but it's just like,
no matter how many antioxidants I eat, 
I just can't seem to combat these free radicals.
Some people think osmium is a stupid element,
I mean yeah, it's very dense but you have
to use words like that's just mean.
Ok so.. RhEnium… ACtinium…
TItanium… Oxygen…
Nitrogen and Sulfur.
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