my hair, ignore it. that's the thing. actually,
you know what, don't. f**k it. i'm editing
that out 'cause don't ignore it.. should i
edit that out? hi, hey,, it's that one chick
named abby. um, welcome to whatever the f**k
this is. yeah i'm not gonna figure this out.
this is for show. ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡ. um,
that was for show because i'm filming on my
phone 'cause i'm an a****le. and i couldn't
figure it out- listen. shh. no, come 'ere
it's fine. it's fine. i don't need a mic.
'cause everything's gonna be fine. 'kay? i
was chillin' in my unus annus merch. 10/10,
would recommend. not sponsored. sorry, it's
not funny. uh, no. you know what, they can't
even get a sponser of their own to be fair.
like, del monte, baby. where are you? call
me. call them. don- don't call me, i can't
contact th- don't call me. (you can call me
del monte ;)). um, call them. if you let-
if you sponser mark and ethan *tap tap*, i
will *tap tap* i will *tap tap* buy your corn.
i will eat *tap tap* your corn on camera *tap*.
*smack* that is not a threat, that is a promise.
i'll buy your corn. and i'm sure a bunch of
like fans will too (of unus annus). *smack*
and *smack* ya know. *slam slam* i'm slamming
a lot on the t- *slam slam slam* i need to
stop. *continues rapidly slamming hands onto
the table* that's not the point. the point
is i was vibing. and then i was like f**k,
i wanna make a youtube video. i have like,
two minutes to finish. listen, i wanted to
make a youtube video. and i- i could've just
made like a five second video saying like
"i'm gonna start a youtube channel". but um,
i didn't. um, i'm gonna start a youtube channel.
send video. wOO, let's try this entire thing
again. okay. (yeah you should've)
