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where I vlog everyday ♪
♪ It'll probably be boring
but I hope you'll stay ♪
Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate.
Good morning, you might be
wondering why I'm vlogging
on my phone, it's because
my camera's broken.
If you watched my vlog
yesterday you'd have seen
that I had a huge dilemma
trying to get any of my footage
to work that I had
filmed on my vlog camera
so till I figure out what the problem is,
I'm gonna play it safe and
I'm gonna vlog with my phone.
Right now I am making myself a smoothie
because usually Erik does this
because he's a sweet angel
but he's not here cause he's at work.
I'm gonna try to make one
myself, I've never made
one of these before so I don't
know how this is gonna go.
I'm gonna try it.
I've honestly never even
used my blender before
so this should be interesting.
I'm not a big smoothie person.
Say hello to my baby.
(blender buzzing)
So far, not doing well.
(blender buzzing)
It's not smoothing the smoothy
things on top of the smoothy.
It's probably because there's
not enough liquid in here,
but girl, we don't have any
milk and I hate almond milk
which is the only thing we have,
like I think almond milk
tastes like garbage.
Like I honestly don't
understand how anyone can drink
almond milk, I think it's so gross.
How come it never gets
cold, like I feel like
almond milk is forever at room temperature
and also tastes like butt hole butt.
It's all we have so.
I have to sneeze.
(blender buzzing)
Okay, the taste test.
(ominous music)
It's not horrible but I don't like it.
Okay, I'm trying a different
battery and a different SD card
cause I really hope it's not
the camera that Jo Jo gave me.
Erik usually makes me this
smoothy every single morning.
His is better than mine, but
I've never done it before
but it's got like peanut
butter and bananas
and tons of spinach cause I
have an iron deficiency now,
which is really cool.
And protein so I don't faint but today
I snuck in ice cream for health reasons.
I'm right now, I'm in my office,
I am finishing editing
a video I did with Joey.
Kory started it for me
cause he's a sweetheart
so I'm gonna finish
editing this, good bye.
Don't film me now, I haven't hit it yet.
- [Erik] What's happening?
- I'm ill.
You come in here and I'm
surrounded by humidifiers
and tissues and I just look like death.
But this is happening right now.
So we're really close to
10 million subscribers
of the Miranda channel.
The baby is kicking, he's
like, 10 million momma.
But I'm watching my brothers
vlog cause I lost all
my footage from the concert last night.
- [Erik] Well we had fun in real life.
- Yeah we did have fun in real life.
Then I can watch on my brothers.
- [Erik] So Friday up.
- I cannot believe this,
I'm literally about to hit
10 million subscribers so
I'm gonna do a live stream,
this is blowing my mind.
Look at this, I'm freaking out about this.
This is wild, oh, it just went down.
This is blowing my mind, I'm freaking out.
We did it, 10 million subscribers!
I just finished my live
stream on my Instagram.
I cannot believe it, Erik
came in and took a Polaroid
right when it happened, isn't that cute.
I posted a video today being
like, hey subscribe to Miranda
if you're not subscribed yet
because I really wanna hit
10 million subscribers
before the years over.
And literally with in two hours we hit it.
So like, holy smokes, I'm so excited.
This is so cool, 10 million
subscribers, what the heck!
I'm going to take a nap, not
really but I'm gonna lay here
and be a slug cause I don't feel good.
But love you guys and I'll
see you in five seconds
because the next clip
won't be later for you
it'll just be later for me, okay bye.
Hello, it's many hours later.
Oh my god I just tried to
swallow a bunch of spit
and it wouldn't get swallowed
and that was like very
strange, I don't know why like,
I did the action of
swallowing spit but like
the spit didn't go down.
That was weird and also
information none of you
care about or wanted to know.
I've been feeling pretty
lousy today despite the fact
that we hit 10 million
subscribers, oh my goodness!
So I've just kinda been
in bed most of the day,
trying to feel better, I guess
this is just how it goes.
Sorry, there's a movie on.
Once you get this pregnant,
I've always heard this happens
where you just like can't
move and you're just like
kind of uncomfortable and just feel yuck,
so I guess that's what's happening to me.
We ordered Taco Bell and
we're gonna eat it in bed
and we're gonna watch a
movie and I'm so excited.
And then Rachel might
come over to film a video
and I might write with my brother later
but I see Taco Bell and I'm pretty stoked.
Oh my god!
- [Rachel] One second, hold on, I did it.
- [Colleen] Yay, you're
so cute, it says one,
I have one subscriber.
- [Rachel] No it's says zero.
- [Colleen] Yes but it's zero
one, so it's in the order,
there's the order, now
you can't see the numbers.
Rachel just got here with
those, thanks Rachel.
I tweeted something as
Miranda about how everyone,
whenever they hit a new
million subscriber, like point,
they always have those balloons
and they always post with them like,
oh my god I have these
huge gold number balloons.
And I'm always like,
where'd they get those,
did someone buy them for them?
Or did they like, do they
themselves go to the Party City
and they're like, I need the number nine
because I just hit nine
million subscribers.
So today I tweeted jokingly
about it as Miranda
so Rachel just brought me those.
Hey Moosey, Moosey.
We're gonna film a quick video,
cause I finally have a
little bit of energy.
Thanks for coming, thanks for my rootbeer.
♪ Christmas, it's Christmas ♪
(burping)
- What's everybody (fast jibberish)
And I see you in every
single (fast jibberish)
We just filmed "Testing
Jo Jo bath products"
and I'm wearing Jo Jo
merch right now, pregnant.
So it really is available for anyone,
like anyone can wear it,
even a pregnant woman can
be in Jo Jo Siwa merch.
Pretty cool
(laughing)
I am pooped y'all,
I am pooped.
Hopefully this footage works
cause yesterday all my footage
was crapped and it was a
big nightmare so I'm hoping
that the camera's working,
the SD card's working,
we will see.
Just filmed with Rachel and
her video's gonna go up now
so when you're watching
this, it'll probably be up.
My version of the Jo Jo
video, just depends on when
I can get it done, when
I can finish editing it.
I'm much slower than I used
to be at editing things
cause I get tired, I get
nauseous, I get sick,
I get whatever and then
I can't do anything.
So I don't know when mine's
going up but hopefully soon.
And then I wrote with my
brother and now it's 11 p.m.
Which is my bed time
y'all so I'ma go to bed.
I'm so boring, why do
you watch these vlogs,
they're so boring.
Love you guys.
(yawning) I'm so tired and
I'll see you tomorrow okay.
Oh my god I have heartburn,
okay love you, bye.
(upbeat jazzy music)
