Donald Trump suggested Saturday
that his Democratic rival,
Hillary Clinton, has been "getting pumped up" with performance enhancing drugs,
and challenged Clinton to take a drug test before their final debate tonight.
[TRUMP] I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate.
Here to discuss Trump's comments is campaign associate, Jim Garner. Jim?
Good to be here, Lou.
[LOU] So let's get right to it. You believe Hillary Clinton is using performance enhancing drugs?
[JIM] It's the only explanation.
Look, Hillary has been bouncing around politics for 30 years. Solid career, nothing outstanding.
And then all of a sudden in 2016, at the age of 68, she's breaking records that have stood for hundreds of years?
[LOU] Such as?
[JIM] Fundraising records--contributions from women, contributions from dictators,
or, what about the emails? You expect me to believe she deleted over 30,000 emails without HGH?
Sorry, Lou. As far as I'm concerned, that number has to have an asterisk next to it.
And you believe she took these drugs before the last debate?
Could she really have won the debate any other way?
-Yes!
-No way.
She looked stronger, faster, I saw her clean and jerk over 600 pounds before walking onstage.
That's more weight than the world record.
I know! And yet the mainstream media 
won't even report it.
They're simply too afraid to stand up to Hillary because her roid rage is out of control.
What about Donald Trump? He's been sniffing a lot during the debates.
Is he willing to take a drug test to prove he's not trying to snort his way to victory?
(laughing) Lou, Donald Trump
is always ready to be tested.
That's why I carry his urine on me at all times.
It's so clean you can drink it, and you should drink it!
[LOU] Ew. Eew.
And trust me, Trump's urine is the performance enhancer this country needs.
I mean, I got buckets of this stuff.
Stop taking out tiny cups of Donald Trump's piss.
You know, this doping charge sounds really desperate.
Well, these are desperate times, Lou.
And politicians are looking for any edge they can get.
It's not the way it used to be, when politicians put up numbers on nothing but beer and hot dogs.
You know, Hall of Famers like President William Taft.
[LOU] Yeah, Taft definitely wasn't on
performance enhancing drugs.
It's simple, Lou. The only things I want my president jacked up on are freedom, liberty,
and accusations of sexual assault.
And the American people agree with me.
Let's keep the steroids out of politics, and make this game clean again.
Oh, and Hillary? Ready when you are.
[LOU] She's not gonna pee in that.
So, who do you think has the edge in tonight's debate?
And what performance enhancing drug is giving it to them?
Let us know in the comments.
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