• From stealing video games to vandalizing
a teacher’s car, the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about crimes people managed to get away with.
I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Barthallis Emojie
One day, when he was 9, Emojie and his family
were at GameStop browsing for games for the
Wii they were just given by their grandparents.
Emojie went over to the shelf and saw a game
that he had played all the time at his friend's
house. He grabbed the game and saw that it
was almost $60! He didn't want his parents
to pay that much for a game, so he grabbed
a pre-owned Wii game, which was priced at
about $12. Then he grabbed the Wii game he
wanted, cut the tape on the side with his
fingernail, opened the pre-owned game the
same way, switched the discs, and put the
pre-owned game in the new game's case back
on the shelf. He adjusted the tape on the
case that the new game was in so it didn't
look like he cut it, brought it to his mom,
who then brought it to the counter and bought
it.
Emojie waited for days after that for someone
to call his mom and tell her they knew what
he did, but it never happened. To this day,
he still has the game. Still in that pre-owned
game case.
Number 9 was submitted by KK-Kyle Dolan’s
Brother
When Dolan’s brother was a kid, he had a
friend who was great at making latex masks.
One day, they were watching television and
Dolan’s brother said, "Hey, want to make
a mask so I look like an adult? I want to
see if I can get some beer at a bar." His
friend laughed… but accepted. When he was
done making it, they rode bikes to the nearest
bar. Dolan’s brother sat on his friend’s
shoulders and used his dad's jacket and the
mask. He had been practicing his adult voice.
Dolan’s brother put the mask on and they
went in. They asked for some bottles… and
the bartender fell for it! When they got home,
they split the bottle and drank until they
thought they were going to barf.
Number 8 was submitted by ordinarygentleman_
Ladybot
Ladybot was a pretty good kid, never got into
drugs, sex, or any other unsavory things.
But the only really bad thing she remembered
doing as a kid was in her junior year of high
school, when she had this teacher who failed
her on every test and quiz. She even caught
him mismarking right questions as wrong ones
so on the last day of school, after she left
his class, Ladybot and a friend poured concrete
down his gas tank. The only reason they got
away with this was for 2 reasons. One, a kid
a week prior, in the same class, said to the
teacher after he failed him on a test, “You're
gonna regret that.” Two, all the school’s
security cameras were down because of a lightning
bolt hitting the school. Not only did he think
it was the other kid in the class, but he
had no way of proving who did it. So everybody
got off scot free even though he swore up
and down saying if he ever found out who did
it, he was calling the cops.
The cops never came to Ladybot’s doorstep.
Number 7 was submitted by supergardevoir79
Tolop
Back when Tolop was in high school, he loved
playing Yu-Gi-Oh but never had cash to buy
new cards, and his kept getting stolen. So
he thought to himself, "Fuck it, if people
are gonna steal from me then I'm gonna steal
some cards too!" A dumb conclusion but, nevertheless,
Tolop stole them anyway.
One weekend, Tolop and his grandma went to
Walmart to pick up groceries, and every now
and again he would go over to the card aisle
and take a few packs or, if he felt ballsy,
a whole deck… anything he could fit in his
pocket. But Tolop was no fool. He knew about
the security system that you had to go through.
So what he would do was take the cards, put
them in his pocket, go to the bathroom and
after making sure NO ONE was inside, Tolop
went to the stall and opened a pack or deck
of cards and put them in his pocket. He’d
flush the wrappers down the toilet, along
with tearing up the cardboard into tiny pieces
and flushing them too. He would just walk
out of the store with the cards in his pocket
and not setting off the alarm. He never got
caught once.
They got smart though and kept moving the
cards around to different places to prevent
people from stealing them. Now there is no
way in hell to steal them without someone
spotting you. Tolop doesn't do it anymore
because he’s grown out of that phase. If
he wants cards, he’ll just pay for em'…
but he thought it was fun while it lasted.
Number 6 was submitted by Leon0916 Nixxiom
So Nixxiom lives in a state where fireworks
and all that lit shit is illegal. Well, him
and his buddies had these fireworks. The fireworks
described shoot 5 fireballs. Their neighborhood
was so compact the only open area to light
these were in a parking lot, which belonged
to an adult book store.
Man, Nixxiom was so eager to light these.
He had the lighter and slowly let the flame
hit the line on the firework. He yelled, “RUN!”,
and they scurried into the street where they
heard a giant BOOM! Nixxiom looked back quickly
and saw an explosion of lights, not knowing
it would be that big. They all ran to Nixxiom’s
house where they saw people coming out of
the building to investigate. One of the guys
had a cellphone on him.
Who could he be calling? Well, they found
out an hour later when the police showed up
to investigate. Nixxiom and his friends fucking
panicked and turned off every light and hid
in a room. Half an hour later the cops left
and they were relieved. Nixxiom learned to
never light a firework in the parking lot
of an adult book store.
Number 5 was submitted by SniperJJ10 Daygup
Daygup was about 10 years old, and there was
a school field trip to the Boston Museum of
Science. Just before they left to head back
to school to get picked up, they went to the
gift shop. And you know those little turntable
stands with little knick knacks or whatever?
Well, this one had those little solar powered
name tags that flash. So Daygup took one with
a name of a girl that he liked and gave it
to her the next day. He took it when she went
to the bathroom so she didn't know.
Number 4 was submitted by HoBoXDXD Pringle
When Pringle was young, he loved to steal.
He still doesn't know why.
Anyway, Pringle and his family went to a wedding
in South Carolina. A couple days before, they
went to a store to get a present for the bride
and groom. While in the store, Pringle saw
a really cool cap – which he still has to
this day – but it was way too big for him.
He couldn't just walk out of the store with
it, so Pringle shoved it down the back of
his pants and left. When they got back to
their hotel, Pringle ran into the bathroom
and hid the hat in a pile of dirty clothes.
So when they got their clothes the next morning
it would look like it was a mistake made by
the room service.
His parents didn’t really care seeing the
new hat with their folded laundry, so they
let him keep the "misplaced hat".
Number 3 was submitted by BuckSchmuck GhostToast
One time, GhostToast and his family went hunting
for hog. So here GhostToast and his pop were,
sitting in a tree when these two deer walked
right underneath them. Since the day was coming
to a close and they were meant to head back
home in the next hour, they decided, "Hey,
better than nothing," and shot the two does.
They got their buddies to help them take the
deer to the truck, then GhostToast and his
pop drove as fast as they could down the dirt
roads, trying not to get pulled over by a
game warden or police officer. This was about
3 months before deer season, so basically
they just poached Bambi's mother and aunt.
So far, they have only poached one other time,
and that was when they ran over a buck about
3 weeks ago and shot it in the head to make
sure it was dead. GhostToast and his pop got
caught that time, but the cop let them off
because, well, they hit the buck and most
likely snapped the bugger’s neck.
Number 2 was submitted by PuLse_hunter Dolan
Dolan slashed a guy’s tires on his truck
because he complained that Dolan’s go kart
was too loud and threatened to have it impounded
if he didn't stop riding it. So that night
Dolan followed the man home and after he went
to sleep at around 2 am, Dolan walked up to
his truck and stabbed them but thought the
man heard him because he came out 
with 
a freaking gun… so Dolan booked it 
into the woods and 
had 
to climb back into his window.
Number 1 – What is a crime that I managed
to 
get 
away with?
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Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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