Thank you for calling walmart how may I direct your call?
Hey there sweetheart how you doing?
How can I help you today?
Oh, thank you so much? I wanted to call in sick
You know I've been taking a little bit of money from the registers lately, and I feel real bad about it
How did you need to tell me, are you going to tell management?
I guess so but look honey booboo
Tell me between you or not. Do you think they're gonna get me in trouble because you know I don't want trouble and all that.
Baby I don't know. I'm not gonna advise you one way or the other what to do. That's something between you and God.
I know, i know, Will you pray for me?
What's your name?
My name is Billy balls.
Who?
Billy B.I.L.L.Y Billy balls.
Where do you work?
I work back there over in the sporting Goods
So who do you need to talk to now?
You know you know God really you know can you just put your hands out and
Let's do a little prayer together.
Honey, I've got several people holding right now, and I'll remember you Billy okay?
Okay, that's Billy balls. Can you say my name please Billy balls?
Billy Balls
Okay, if you tell them you know we got to make time for God. I feel like they'll understand
Yes, ma'am
Why does everyone think I'm a woman?
*Calling*
This is Rachel, can I help you?
I want to just cut to the chase real quick?
I've been taking a little bit of money from the cash registers lately
okay, and you are employed here?
Yeah, yeah
Okay, do you want to give me your name?
Yes, and no. Do you forgive me? Just between you and I I just need I need a little bit of forgiveness
Well, I can't tell you if I forgive you or not because I cannot verify
That this even happened
And so without verification, I will not offer any sort of information to you. I will not placate you
I will not do anything for you
I get you tell me this are you a woman of God?
That's not something that I will discuss with you either
Maybe. You're being very difficult right, all I want to know is will you pray for me.
I'm not being difficult
I am just
You're not being cooperative with me and so I will not be cooperative with you.
But no I am cooperating
I'm literally
Calling here putting my heart on the line being apologetic all I'm asking is for you to just put your big-girl pants on and pray with me
No that will not happen, okay?
Can you just say a few kind words like I wish you the best Billie something like that?
That will not happen either
But how can you turn down a fellow Christian like that?
Don't you have a heart?
I am done discussing this with you if you want to truly come clean and
confess
Wrongdoing you can come out to the door and speak to me in person. I got you well
I do have a couple extra hundred dollars because it's my recent endeavors
Do you want to just kind of go out for a quick bite to eat tonight? We can talk about everything? Hello?
*Employee hangs up*
Nobody wants to go to date with Billy
Okay, alright
Let's move the fuck off in this concept
I do wonder if any of them pray for me well
I hope so I also want to give a big thanks to those of you that watch the finding love in Nigeria prank
I'm very much aware that character is far from perfect
But I got to start somewhere so those of you that were kind and supportive in the comments
Thank you, so so much
I do want to keep trying
Absolutely new things characters ideas videos and y'all being receptive to those things as the channel involves means a lot to me
Thank you guys, and I'll see you subscribers on Sunday with a really funny new video
