LOUIS CK: 1 time, these French people asked me for directions 
in New York. 
And the best part was, they didn't even, they just asked totally in French. 
They didn't make, there was no hesitation at all. They didn't even go, like, uh, 
how do you say, or something like that. 
Nothing.
They just walk up to me, and 1 of them just goes, like, 
FRENCH GUY VOICE: Je te le fois te le...
I was, like, I, I don't speak French. 
And the guy couldn't imagine what might be going wrong. 
He's like.
FRENCH GUY VOICE: Je te le jai Le te le jai le tois
and his friend's like FRENCH GUY VOICE: Buh le te le  pumh pah
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LOUIS CK: And I was like, guess what. I don't speak French. 
Which isn't weird because we're not in France right now. 
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