Okay, so he smokes a bit, he drinks Red Bull, Powerade, and Hieneken... (And then PISSES in all of them!)
Then pisses it all out.
You know, we haven't made a SootHouse video in a while..And we haven't made a good one in even longer
Oooh, Edgy.
I think it time we... (stroke)
We delve into shitty rooms
*DING* (tater tots are ready!)
Jesus Christ is that Puss in Boots in the top left? (laughter)
What's going on with the bin?
I'd.. (stuttering) I was hoping we wouldn't talk about the bin.
(small laughter)
I've spotted the bin at the start, and I thought, "Oh, I might avoid talking 'bout the bin."
I admit, it looks like someone has been fucking..Halal spittin' (laughing)
Why's he got Marmite
He's got... he's got squeezy Marmite. And I and I know because that's the shape of squeezy Marmite
chilling next of diet Pepsi
He only drinks diet pep- diet Coke, sorry, if you've noticed
*DING*
It's sad, just because I'm having trouble like with my depth perception
And I don't know.. I don't know how far its going back. The lamp looks like it's hung itself! (wheezy laugh) does it!
*DING*
Well, I think, if there's one thing we can say for sure about this one is this person enjoys a bottle of coke
(imitation) I've run out of places to put me bottles.
Alright, so.. I think the number one thing to say is....
Why is he got a jar of tomato sauce?
(wheezy laughing)
For dipping.
I think it's Dolmio
It his, always his Dolmio Day!
It's Dolmio Day in downtown Moscow, or where ever the fuck this is..
Liam, it looks like a pic..
It looks like you on the fucking monitor of the last one, right, dancing away
That is me.
Did.. did he put down the towel? Just make it more comfortable because
Boy...
I wonder if one of his victims wrote "Rape sucks"
Why should a framed picture of an Asian man that is obviously taped..? No, but here's the thing, right?
Standing up that picture would be at, like, crotch height, so he's taken the time, right?
He's taken the time to nail that at low high so he has perfect vision of it during his play session
Like I said, it's gonna keep getting weirder. Here's your next one boys
God, it's bad. It says "get out" on the wall
(laughing)
Why is there a single coat hanger in the Dark Corner?
And it's not caught.. oh, God. That's quite a..Thats quite a disheveled looking coat hanger, isnt it?
Why is it looks like all the ornaments in everyone's rooms are trying to hang themselves?
Like, we had the lamp earlier that looked like it was just fucking going out, you know?
I'm just really confused.. how come he's got a display case..
so he...
Near but the rest of models on the desk.. there's some on the TV on top..
I think he bought the display case and then his love for anime grew too vast
Ahh, there reaches a point in every man's life when their love for anime exceeds the capacity of their display case
We don't need to get basements in New Zealand. No, We don't have them in the UK, really
Our ground isn't stable enough for basements.
Your island'll sink if anyone builds a basement.
Here's one thing.. The bottle.
underneath the, uh,
swively chair
Is most certainly a piss bottle.
Oh, no. This is mental illness.
It says x-files on the wall
Yeah what's in that, uhm,
That bowl with the spoon? That's what I was thinking! Is that..is that puddi Puddi? Giga puddi?
He's rotted spotted dick, Will!
His chair is falling apart..
You know how much I'd give to have such a
Black jar of pickles next to my keyboard.
Uh, he's literally chipped into the wall on his right quite... quite incredibly
Maybe he's trying to.. get out?
There's a window, Liam. Why would he be chipping through the wall?
Its making me sad looking at this.
This one's a juke, should we go for the next one?
He's got a couple of nice suit jackets there
Hanging up on the piping.
Dude, his dining room is a fucking set of newspapers with a fucking Beyblade arena
Or some shit on the left with a fucking tarpooling bag for a chair and three boxes next to some porn magazines for a table
And I don't mean this
I mean, look how he's placed his bedroom past the pipe that can make like a separate room
I mean the mans an interior designer. We can give him that. yeah
He's got probably enough plastic bags to wipe out every species in the ocean
The floor mattress thing that's like a crepe
It looks like one of the chocolate crepes you get from Sainsbury's
*YOU GOT ROASTED CREPES*
You know what I mean? If you do, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's a little bit sad that this is real
I mean some of these are trolls, but I think the majority which is literally people's residences
and I think.. I guess most of them are criminals because
What other reason would you have for not taking your trash out?
It's a bit of a character study innt, without.. It's a character study that you get without even seeing the character.
It's just a bit sad and I..
