JACOB SOBOROFF: Hey it's Jacob.
Today we've got
coffee with Seinfeld.
JERRY SEINFELD: I'm not
comfortable talking about this.
HOWARD STERN: That's
why this is great.
JACOB SOBOROFF: And
killer paper boys.
[EXPLOSION]
[LAUGHING]
You know, talk shows
all kind of look
and feel the same these
days, except for one
inside a vintage car.
This is Jerry
Seinfeld's third season
as the world's
richest chauffeur.
Every episode features
a different comedian
in a different car,
and the season finale
was a rare interview
with Howard Stern.
JERRY SEINFELD: Do you
think therapy could help me?
HOWARD STERN: Oh,
I absolutely do.
JERRY SEINFELD: What could
I possibly be better at?
HOWARD STERN: I think
a lot of things.
JERRY SEINFELD: Do I
seem to have problems?
HOWARD STERN: Can you pee
in front of other men?
Do you have trouble?
JERRY SEINFELD: No.
HOWARD STERN: Oh, I have
a huge issue with that.
I can't.
If you and I had to go
pee, it would be terrible.
JERRY SEINFELD: Let's
go pee together today.
HOWARD STERN: No,
I'm not doing it.
JACOB SOBOROFF:
Everybody sees comedians
on talk shows doing bits,
but Jerry created this series
so you can actually see where
the bits are coming from.
JERRY SEINFELD: Your career
is a victory over the self.
It wasn't the business.
It wasn't other people.
You conquered yourself.
I just want to be clear.
HOWARD STERN: When I evaluate
myself as a radio guy,
I think I'm the best
that ever lived, ever.
Are you better than
Jay Leno as a stand-up?
JERRY SEINFELD: That's
a stupid question.
JACOB SOBOROFF:
Head over to Crackle
for more episodes and subscribe.
BEN KETAI: Hard to
believe it's been
30 years since the first
paper boy game came out,
which I remember playing.
So it was really cool
to see this homage
to the classic franchise.
They made this on a $500 budget.
And they actually
transferred the short of VHS,
then recaptured it to
get that '80s look.
MALE SPEAKER 1: How
did you find me?
MALE SPEAKER 2: You know
what they say, if it bleeds,
it leads.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Who the
hell do you think you are?
MALE SPEAKER 2: I'm Paper Boy!
BEN KETAI: They really
nailed that Grindhouse,
Tarantino, Robert
Rodriguez feel.
It's a little weird,
but definitely worth it
for the laughs.
And be sure to
scroll down to read
the Q&A they posted
in the description.
The newest series from the
folks over at Animalist
explores all the
weird, and gross,
and beautiful critters
in the animal kingdom.
This week, Catie Wayne discusses
her least favorite avian
frienemy.
CATIE WAYNE: Geese are
found all over the world,
and they were quite
possibly the first poultry
to ever be domesticated.
Why would anyone ever
want to domesticate geese?
They just like walk around
with their stupid necks,
like somewhere between a duck
and a swan, just being like,
uh!
[GOOSE HONK] 'em.
BEN KETAI: If you're thinking
that Katie looks familiar,
you are probably one of
the millions of people
the knows her better as Boxxy.
If not, there's a link
in our description,
and while you're at it,
subscriber to her new channel.
ANDREA FECZKO: Hey, I'm Andrea.
You may know me from
my YouTube channel
How To Travelers, or
as Kesha in all the
"Barely Political" parodies.
I love to travel,
and this video just
makes you want to hop on
a plane, fly to India,
and track this barber down.
Miguel Gutierrez started
his career as a barber
over 10 years ago,
but last year decided
to travel the world to see
how other barbers do it
when he stumbled on this.
[EXAGGERATED BREATHING]
The nomad barber was
funded through Kickstarter,
and if you go to
Miguel's channel,
you can see him get freshened
up from barber's all
over the world.
JACOB SOBOROFF: At
the end of last year,
Vice announced they're
newest channel, dedicated
to front international
reporting.
MALE SPEAKER 3: Right behind
me are the three illegal oil
refinery.
MALE SPEAKER 4:
These are the police
who are going to be
fighting the communists.
MALE SPEAKER 5: You!
MALE SPEAKER 4: Let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
JACOB SOBOROFF: Yesterday
they posted a new video
from Simon Ostrovsky,
investigating why the Sochi
Olympics are costing Russia
four times as much as predicted.
SIMON OSTROVSKY: Hi, I'm Simon
Ostrovsky, and I'm in Russia.
We actually just finished
a story about corruption
and the incredible
cost of building
all of the infrastructure.
And it's added up to
$50 billion price tag.
It's actually as expensive as
if you took all of the winter
games that have ever taken
place, put them together,
and you still wouldn't
have that figure.
How much did it cost
to build this venue?
DMITRI SHISHONKOV: Cost?
No, sorry, I don't know cost.
MALE SPEAKER 6: I
don't know about cost.
MALE SPEAKER 7: Who can define
it and who can quantify?
SIMON OSTROVSKY: We--
MALE SPEAKER 7: Wow.
SIMON OSTROVSKY: --as people.
MALE SPEAKER 7: 30%
of statistics lie.
JACOB SOBOROFF: Hey Simon,
thanks so much, and everybody
keep up by subscribing
to Vice news.
MALE SPEAKER 8
(OFFSCREEN): Stump Earnest!
JACOB SOBOROFF: OK Earnest,
today's challenger is chudsmom.
"Seen a lot of
crazy domino videos.
Find me the most elaborate
domino video challenge."
EARNEST: You had me at dominoes.
Now let's hit the supermarket.
Two cousins spent an entire day
arranging this monstrous setup
in a store in Finland.
For some great Easter
eggs, be sure to read
the description and
the annotations.
Boom!
JACOB SOBOROFF: Think
you got what it takes?
Drop your challenge with
the hashtag #stumpearnest.
That's the week.
Links are below.
Playlists are coming up.
And you're going to
want to subscribe,
because on Monday Grace,
Hannah, and Mamrie are
taking over the show.
Now play us out, Dr. Dog.
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