 - Shabbat shablam, everybody!
It's Miz Cracker from season 10.
 We're going to to a
 little makeup tutorial
Pippy
Longstocking/denim-and-diamonds
look today.
  I'm going to take you from
  this that my mother made
  to this face, that I made.
 The first thing I want to do
is to get rid of
everything I don't like,
 which on my face is
 basically everything.
 So let's start by
 covering my thinning,
 dishwater brown hair.
 Pull that up and away.
Duct tape, to pull about
10 years off of my face.
  We're going to
  pull my skin back.
 We're going to glue the side
 at my temples right here
 and then yank my face back.
  Woo, this is so much fun.
I can't wait for three hours
from now when I have a migraine
 from everything I've
 done to my skull.
And we're securing these
little tape marks here.
  She is lifted, goddammit.
  So here's the canvas,
  it's time to do the paint.
 I'm taking this little cotton
 pad with rubbing alcohol.
I'm removing some of
the oils off of my skin.
  Oil interacts with
  all of your makeup
 and keeps things from
 setting properly,
  so let's just dry
  this bitch out.
  I have these nice,
  Eastern-European,
  Jewish eyebrows.
Look at all of that fur.
 We're gonna get rid of that.
 So you're running your
 eyebrow backwards.
Shablam!
I don't shave my
eyebrows because
  one of the most important
  things about drag for me
 is the double life.
 I like to be fully a
 boy when I'm a boy,
  and fully a woman
  when I'm a woman,
 and I don't want there
 to be any evidence
 on my face of drag
 when I'm out of drag.
 We're going to go in here
 and put some foundation in.
Get a professional
television Paint Stick.
 It will cover all of
 your childhood issues.
The funny thing about me
doing a makeup tutorial
is that I care like
the least about makeup.
For me, drag is about
interacting with people,
 telling stories,
 making people laugh,
getting ideas out there,
 and makeup is just
 what you have to do
to get your foot in the
door and call it drag.
 I'm taking a sponge.
 Miss Fame taught
 me to very lightly,
 and in tiny, little circles,
 go around and spread
 that foundation.
Look how nice and evenly covered
and smooth it is with
that little foundation.
 You would never guess
 that I'm Bob the Drag
 Queen's drag daughter.
 Now I want to
 contour, same thing,
 TV Paint Stick, a
 nice contour color.
  If you don't know
  what to choose,
 then just ask the nice
 lady at the store,
what is a great
foundation color for me?
 She will pick it for
 you, get you started.
 There we go.
Just a little bit of foundation
 right at the corner
 of my jawline.
  My cheekbone down
  towards my mouth.
 Now we're going to use
 a nice beautyblender.
It's a little bit moist
because everything works
better when it's moist.
 Going down the line,
 see how she's opening
 up, smoothing out.
 And then I'm gonna
 go increasingly
 large circle around.
  Look at her, she's
  fanning out, she's pretty.
Now depending on how much
makeup is part of your identity,
you can go ahead and
blend and blend forever,
 but, girl, I'm just trying to
 put this clown paint out there
 so I can go and tell jokes.
So I'm just going to do
little bit of blending,
  just enough so that
  people won't come for me.
 These are almost dry,
 so I'm gonna go ahead
 and curl my lashes.
 It's going to open up
 and brighten my eye.
  I'm not going to
  have my eyelashes
  dangling over the
  whites of my eyes.
 So let's just throw
 on one more layer.
 And then now that is
 going to dry and set
 while we put on our highlight.
 Now I'm a fish queen
 so I use clown white
 to highlight my face.
 Let's do it.
  I'm going to warm
  it up a little bit
  'cause clown white
  is very thick.
 Put it on the back of my hand.
  And then we just gonna tap
 a nice little check
 mark on my face.
 Really what I'm doing is I'm
 touching along the bone here.
 You can feel your cheekbone
 and highlight that.
 Nice little mustache.
  Wonderful.
  Using this beautyblender.
  No, I'm using a completely
  different beautyblender
  that I use for
  only highlighting.
 Oh, come through,
 she's almost a woman.
  I'm gonna cover the inside
  of my eyebrows here.
 Just with an extra layer of
 the Paint Stick foundation.
Shablam.
  Set that.
  I'm just gonna cover this
  eyebrow up like this.
Nice and thick.
  And shablam, let's powder
  around your forehead.
I'm only gonna cover
the front of my forehead
with foundation.
We don't need to get
up into the sides here.
 We'll get to that in a minute.
Now it's time to go
with that contour again.
  Do a nice little
  triangle on the forehead.
 Shablam, like this.
Again, we're doing those
tiny little circles
outward and outward and outward.
 Soft makeup is for ladies
 and men who that like ladies.
 I look like a dude,
 so we are going in
 hard with this makeup.
 We are giving you
 Trixie hard contours.
 Now I'm taking Coty powder.
Do not use anything else
 but a really intense setting
 powder like Coty powder.
 Don't try to use
 some little flimsy,
made-for-ladies setting powder.
  You really wanna,
 Oh!
 I do this every time, I
 forgot to highlight my nose.
 All right, I'm gonna
 highlight my nose
 using the clown white again.
I guess we're gonna blend it in
as if we hadn't
powdered over our nose.
You should really put
your cream highlights in
before you powder down.
 But since I am like
 an aging queen,
  I forget stuff sometimes,
  and that's fine.
 Powder it out, blend it out.
 Do this nose.
For me, the nose
contour is so important
  because my nose is
  so asymmetrical,
  we're going to try to give
  it some symmetry in there.
  It runs diagonally
  across my face
 and we're going to try
 to give the illusion
 that it runs straight down.
 One of my contours is going
 to come over a little too far,
  and one of them is going
  to not go over far enough,
 and that's going to
 give the illusion
  that my nose is straight.
Shablam.
 There she is.
  Just straight up
  and down the line,
  but do those tiny
  little circles,
 it really makes
 all the difference.
 Reclaiming my
 highlight, shablam.
 There we go.
 Okay, now we can set.
 Bam!
 - See how the contrast
 is coming down
on my highlighters and contours?
What a wonderful thing.
Here she is, she looks gorgeous.
 We're going to remove a little
 of this excess and we're done.
My name is Jeffree Star.
  I'm just kidding.
 I'm a maverick, so I'm going
 to do my eyebrows right now.
  Make a little mark at
  the top of my eye socket,
  right on the bone.
 Right above the inside corner
 of my eye on both sides.
 Then from the
 outside of my iris,
  straight up to my eyebrow,
 I'm going to make a
 mark on both sides.
Shablam.
  And then I'm gonna connect
  the dots, god dammit.
 Look out Dusty, I'm
 coming for your gig.
 Right along the socket there.
 I feel the bone right
 under the brush.
  Great, wonderful.
  So now I started my
  eyebrows then I'm gonna go
 up and just do a nice curve.
 Going to draw a line between
 this little mark here
 and that mark there, and
 there's a nice long eyebrow.
  Just a nice, long eyebrow.
 She's curvy.
I love these little marks here.
 I notice Valentina does them.
 A couple girls in New
 York City does them.
 I'm using the brush
 here to just decide
  the width of my eyebrows.
  Coincidentally, I
  like my eyebrows
 to about the width of one of
 theses brushes, wedge brushes.
 Wedge brushes, chisel brushes,
 angle brushes, I don't know.
  I always feel so much
  anxiety about my eyebrows
 until I outline them
 and then I'm like
 oh, she's coming,
 she's coming through.
 Let's look at her, she's nice.
And fill it in.
Start with a light color
in the center here.
Shablam.
 We gonna go in here
 and we're gonna cut
 under the eyebrows
 with the clown white.
Shablam.
  Just get enough in there,
  enough paint in there that
we can work and blend it around.
 What shape am I doing
 this blending in?
 Tiny little circles?
Exactly.
 I just put it in the
 center of my eye.
 Let's use some
 super white powder.
 If only I could use super
 white on my emotional life,
just smooth out all the
issues, there we go.
 I'm gonna do a nice
 purple palette,
 because I'm doing pink today.
 It's a nice gloss, so that
 you're putting shadow in here
 but it also has a
 little shine to it.
  I'm just going to paint
  right along my eye socket.
I want to try to run the
line a little farther
 out parallel to my eyebrow.
 Blend, blend,
 blend, blend, blend.
 Right in the middle of
 this cut crease here,
 I'm just going to
 add a line of black,
  to just really
  emphasize the cut.
 Look at her.
 Now I'm just gonna paint
 from the corner of my eye up,
 while I'm looking at myself.
 Directly in the eye.
 Pointing towards the
 tip of my eyebrow
and to the corner of my
eye, shablam, a line.
 Shablam, it's just that easy.
Here we go, just filling it in.
 This eyeliner is like
 my last boyfriend.
 It is just the best
 I can do right now.
 Now I'm taking my cut crease
 color, running it under here.
 There we go.
 The next thing I want
 to do is go ahead
and go in with the
highlights for my face.
Highlighting my temples.
This is part that Kim Kardashian
loves to highlight so much.
 This area right here.
  Just right in the center,
  it really narrows
  up your forehead.
 Down thd center of my late in
 life nose highlight, shablam.
 Get a little highlight
 in this area here.
 Do this little dot, this is
 the Aja dot here, right here.
 Here we go, shablam.
 Monique Hart told me that my
 nose contour was too harsh
 and she wasn't wrong, so we're
 gonna use a nice, soft brush.
I was like how dare you?
 And then I looked
 at the pictures and
 was like, all right.
  Here we go, just
  blending this out.
 Girl, we're blending our
 contours in with the powders.
Okay now we're gonna do my lips.
 Listen, when I
 first starting drag,
 my lips were exactly like
 my bank account, overdrawn.
My lips are naturally overdrawn,
 so let's go in here with this.
 The blush is gonna
 help blend my contours
  into the rest of my face.
 Look at that, she's so nice.
 It warms up your face.
 Now, we're gonna
 put on some lashes.
 For me, that is the
 crowning moment.
  I'm not one of the queens
  that does bottom lashes
  because I have
  such a small face.
 Anytime I put bottom lashes
 on I feel like it just
  makes my eyes too
  big for my face.
 Like Mrs. Potato Head effect.
 I don't want to look
 like Anne Hathaway,
 I just want to look
 like a regular person.
  As you can tell, she likes
  to do a natural look.
  Okay, now we're
  using weave bond.
  I'm gonna bend the
  lash in the shape
  of my eye and let it dry.
 God, she looks a
 wreck, look at this.
 Place it on.
 And just keep holding in the
 place that you want it to be.
  All right.
 All right everybody,
 this is the face
  that I'm going to
  wear for my look.
 So it's time to
 put on of the look.
 I have to tell you something
 that Bob the Drag Queen
 told me that I have lived by.
It does not matter what
you think you look like.
 If you don't like your face,
 leave the house anyway.
 Because the important
 part of drag
  is connecting with people.
 And, listen, it's
 not about the makeup.
It's about being there.
So let's do it.
  All right everybody, here
  I am in my completed look.
 I'm giving you
 denim and diamonds.
It's really doing
wonders for my diction.
  Follow me on social media.
 You can find me @miz_cracker.
  Spelled just like the
  snack and the racial slur,
and I look forward to
seeing you on the road.
Bye now.
