So I've drawn up our annual
Environment and Sustainability 
report, and-
Sorry, is the signal OK?
It's just I'm in Dubai 
at the moment
Yeah, it's fine
Great. So. Environment 
and Sustainability
I've had a few ideas
I mean, I've done a report-
First: plastic
I keep seeing people around 
the office with 
Plastic bags
Plastic bottles
Bringing their lunch
in tupperware
They may as well be strangling 
a dolphin at their desks!
That's not really what-
So how about we buy a load of
Company branded water bottles
And anyone who doesn't use them
Is fired. Yeah?
It's one option
Also why do so many staff drive?
The office is miles away 
from the station
Why can't they cycle?
Well in my report I suggest-
Sell the carpark
Rent a bike shed
Maybe a bit extreme?
Not at all!
I always think: what 
would Greta say?
She’s our nanny
Hates cars
And kids, unfortunately
We could install charging points
Encourage staff to switch 
to electric cars?
Or: buy everyone company-
branded stickers
For their back windscreens
That say: 
'My other car's a bicycle!'
That's literally window dressing
Cheaper AND funnier, exactly!
But-
Few more things
Every time we build a factory 
we plant a tree
One tree?
OK, you strike a hard bargain!
Two trees
Vegan options at the canteen
We don't have a canteen
Problem solved!
Oh, and is there a way we can 
make our logo look a bit...
Greener?
We could...make it green?
Well you've just earned 
your salary!
So what other ideas do we have?
Well, we could reduce air travel
By subsidising staff to 
use the train?
But is it really a holiday 
if you don't fly somewhere?
I mean, where did you 
go this summer?
We were going to go to 
Paris on the Eurostar
But then all the quarantine 
stuff happened
So we ended up having a weekend 
at an AirBNB in Devon
Was it nice?
It rained
My point exactly!
I've been all over the place
Guess that's the advantage 
of having a private jet
You use the company 
jet for holidays?
Of course not - it's all 
business-related
And don't forget I let you call 
it the Sir David Attenborough
So every time I fly I feel
a little bit guilty
Right. Also...if we switched to 
a more sustainable
Energy provider
We could cut the company's 
carbon footprint by-
And how would that 
help our image?
I'm sorry?
You know, what's the PR angle?
It's good for the environment?
Hmmm. Tell you what, let's 
just do the things I said
And then circle back 
on this next year, OK?
But-
Keep on saving the planet!
