So right now we are at Jio studios, and...
(Take that Jio. Savage AF)
Is Rajakumari your relative? (yeah sure)
"Really?"
Okay! Hi guys and welcome to no point with Slayy Point.
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where we don't offer our guests tea or coffee.
Welcome. (hospitality goals right there)
"Aah thank you so much"
Is this water free of cost?
"Have this water" "It's free it's free"
"Take this. Take everything."
~oh dear chewing gum maker~
Today we have our favorite actor with us
who can act us better than our own selves.
Mr Rajkumar Rao!
Sir! Brother! "Thank you"
"Thank you"
Sir! (heart eyes)
"okayy"
Please praise us a bit as well sir.
"Hi! Thank you, thank you so much."
"Listen you guys are great"
"I have seen a lot of your videos, uh
You guys make Tik Tok videos right?(shot through the heart)
It's very funny.
Like, you go and she runs behind you at high speed.." (like bullet train)
"You high five each other. Very nice."
Delete this one.
"You're...not on Tik Tok?" (um, NO)
It's okay sir.(crie inside)
It's an interview for promotion, right?
"Yes. Made in China."
Exactly.
So do one thing, Nepotism: say something on this.
Rajumar is going to give his 1000th statement
on nepotism!
(the nation wants to know)
Tell us sir.
"It has been going on for years."
Sir please. "What should I tell?"
There is a content deficiency. (LMAO)
So sir you play a lot of local characters from different states
So you must be knowing a lot of expletives in different languages?
"Expletives?"
Ya ya expletives.
"Sure on camera?"
Yeah yeah. Go for it, go for it.
(incoming string of colorful language)
(passing this with flying "colours")
(A big round of applause ladies and gentlemen)
You are so much great!
We have beeped them all because its a family friendly channel. "Yeah family friendly channel"
"Ohhh"
(hello darkness my old friend)
"So is all went to waste..."
Sir we have watched all your movies
except the first two, because
our parents didn't allow us to see them.
"Hey, let them watch it. They're good films"
Now they're all grown up
What do you think they don't watch all this stuff?
They watch all this a lot"
You will get our phones checked today itself.
"It's actually better if you check it."
(every kid's nightmare)
(James Bond mode in 3..2..1)
What do oyu see before selecting a film? Script,
co-stars. or paycheck?
"Script. Definitely script. First there's a story, then
that uh, the story-"
So sir, why did you do Boyss Toh Boyss Hain (boys are boys)
(list of things better left unasked)
*a beautiful rendition of Kuch Kuch hota hai*
Sir you keep on doing movies but why did you never go for television?
Your co-actor Mouni has appeared in so many TV shows
so why not you? Why are you doing movies?
(WHY SIR WHY)
"Yeah."
"I'll think about it."
always remember me, I was the one who suggested this.
"Yeah sure. Thank you."
So sir all you film people, when you all
click pictures together,
then why do you...?
*an Oscar winning imitation of pout*
Why do you make faces like that?
Who are you sending kisses to like this?
(TELL US SIR WHY)
"Yeah very good." (very informative)
"I'll ponder upon this. I'll think about it."
"I've never seen this before"
Don't you follow Karan Johar? (SHOTS FIRED)
So my favorite scene in Bareilly Ki Barfi
in the middle of the street,
you parked your bike and stopped an auto with your hand
I tried that and they just ran the auto over me
"Oh that's all about confidence, pal"
"You see, keep some swag in your body like this"
Keep your chest puffed and chin up.
Give some bass you your voice.
Bass.
"Yeah. Hello?" Hello.
"Stop right there." Stop right there.
"Stop right there!" Stop...there...
"Uhhh"
"Where do you wanna go?"
Andheri. (very effective)
"Eh!"
So weak. (lmao true)
Sir had realised that we are incapable of acting. (lol)
Now we will be joined by our next guest,
whose Instagram account has...
10 million followers. (holy smokes)
whose show's name inspired our friends
to turn into snakes (naagin=snakes frens)
Miss Mouni Roy ji...ma'am... (and synonyms)
"Mouni. Mouni will do."
So society is promoting Make In India everywhere
how are you feeling promoting Made In China?
(apply cold water to the burned area)
~where have I come ~ (too late for that)
~gotten stuck~
Do you have any fake branded product?
"Fake branded...just as fake as this interview?"
(aloe vera needed because that was a BURNN)
(TWO PEOPLE DOWN. ROGER THAT)
(laughing because society norms)
So basically we have brought gifts for you and
these are also made in China.
"Yeah, no that is understandable
considering the type of setup you have done (i see smoke)
in the given budget."
"Praise to God! You will soon be giving out hampers."
This is your hamper for today.
(this is a large scale fire now)
So we saw that you had put up a post on Instagram
showing you had made abs
So we thought when would fans be needed.
So we have brought for you...abs
which is according to the Bollywood skin standards (lmfao)
"Oh wow"
He has brought the perfect skin colour.
"If I were a child artist this would definitely be handy."
"But right now..." "Yeah it won't work now"
"No right now it won't work"
Basically, this is uh... (ostrich head)
a device to escape media. (looks legit)
So basically you wear this
and media will run away from you instead of towards you. (no doubt)
So, this is a very good solution. (yeah sure)
It works best at airports-
"This is actually funny"
"This is actually pretty cool."
"I think you should always stay like this." (comment F)
"It suits you a lot."
"You're looking good."
"Yeah." "Stay like this only no?"
It was fine being roasted by subscribers
but now celebrities too? (#sedlife)
Our next product is
this. (SURPRISE!)
"Yeah. What is this?"
Ubervia Pack of one silicon
rubber face slimmer exercise piece
muscle anti-wrinkle lip trainer massager (whoa whoa)
exerciser mouth piece face care. (finally)
One minute! You had to promote the movie right?
"Try this on"
"In there"
"Take that off and then put it."
Go watch Made In China
on 25th of October (more gibberish)
"Yes. Please listen to him. Please go and watch Made In China
on 25th of October
You guys will really enjoy watching it.
So please go."
(we have a fish)
"Its a very quirky film, very entertaining."
"That is Made In China
which is actually all about Made In India."
"Leave a comment and subscribe to..."
Slayy Point (laughing to hide pain)
"And subscribe to Slayy Point"
See they forgot (  :')  )
Thank you!
(a series of confusing high fives)
"When it comes to acting"
Hey we as it is don't know how to act.
"Oh no you guys can do great acting"
Yeah we can see that.
"No, I have seen those Tik Tok videos of yours-
oh sorry you guys aren't on Tik Tok (after all this time...)
"But you guys look great high speeds
when you walk at high speeds (issokay we get it)
music is playing in the background-"
Next question
because sir likes Tik Tok so much (lmao)
lets make a Tik Tok. (ruh roh)
"Bro she's a girl right?"
"So we are also guys" (oh really?!)
"if we can show heaven in love,
then we can show standards in hate" (OMG)
"Dialogue!"
He's impressed.
Look how much pain he is in.
Dialogue
"Bro she's a girl right?"
"So we are also guys"
"if we can show heaven in love,
then we can show standards in hate"
~she'll see the consequence~
(MIC DROP BOOM WHOAA)
~after rejecting my love~
(spontaneous combustion)
