CINEMA IS ALWAYS
EVOLVING.
BLACK AND WHITE THEN WE GOT
COLOR, THEN THERE WAS IMAX AND
3D.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME,
THEY SAY JAMES, YOU'RE A
VISIONARY.
AND I SAY-- AND THEY SAY NO, YOU
ARE, AND I GO STOP IT, THEY GO
NO, YOU ARE.
WHAT'S NEXT.
AND I THINK ABOUT IT AND I TELL
THEM, 4D.
ACTION LITERAL LEIGH LEAPING OFF
THE SCREEN.
BUT LIKE ANY GAME CHANGER I
HAVE-- SCEPTICS, I WILL PROVE MY
GENIUS TODAY, THE PACIFIC
THEATER AT THE GROVE IS SHOWING
A SCREENING OF THOR RAGNAROÖK AN
THEY AGREED TO HELP ME BRING 4D
TO THE PEOPLE. I KNOW WHAT YOU
ARE THINKING.
>> OH NO, IN A CAGE, HOW DID
THIS HAPPEN.
>> I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH THE
COSMOS-- COSMOS, DIDN'T FIND
ANY.
>> I REALLY FELT LIKE WE WERE
CONNECTING THERE.
>> James: HELLO, EVERYONE, I'M
TELEVISION'S JAMES CORDEN.
NOW YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE I WAS
JUST WATCHING, THOR RAGNAROÖK,
BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT
TONIGHT YOU HAVE PURCHASED A
TICKET TO THE FUTURE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME LIVE ON STAGE, IT'S
TELEVISION'S JAMES CORDEN!
(APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU, JAMES.
THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE HERE
WITNESSING THE FUTURE.
WILL THEY BE MAD THAT I'M
INTERRUPTING THE FILM?
POSSIBLY.
YOU KNOW, WHEREVER THERE IS
CHANGE, PEOPLE WILL CALL IT
DISRUPTION.
SO I GUESS YOU KNOW, WHAT I'M
SAYING IS WHAT GIVES A [BLEEP].
(LAUGHTER)
ONCE UPON A TIME ON THE PLANET
OF AZ DS CARS LIVED THOR, GOD OF
THUNDER WHO WIELDED HIS TRUSTY
HAMMER.
(APPLAUSE)
4D CINEMA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHAT IS 4D CINEMA.
>> THOR FOUGHT ALONGSIDE HIS
TRECHERROUS BROTHER LOKI, THE
GOD OF MISCHIEF.
>> IF THOR THOUGHT THE PRACTICAL
BUSINESS, PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE
HE CAN'T PERFORM LIVE IN ERY
MOVIE THEATER, BUT PERHAPS THEY
CAN TAPE ONE PERFORMANCE AND
STREAM IT LIVE.
THAT'S JUST A MOVIE, ISN'T IT.
>> THE BROTHERS WOULD SOON FACE
OFF, AN EVIL GODDEST WHOSE WRATH
KNEW NO BOUNDS, HELLA, GODDEST
OF DEATH.
(APPLAUSE)
>> I THINK THOSE POOR PEOPLE
JUST WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE.
>> AND PROMISED TO BRING
DESTRUCTION TO ALL HER REALMS IN
HER SEARCH FOR POWER, BUT THOR
UNDERESTIMATED JUST HOW POWERFUL
HELLA WAS.
>> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN.
>> NEVER.
(LAUGHTER)
AND HE THREW HIS HAMMER AT HELLA
(LAUGHTER)
>> YOU CRUSHED YOUR HAMMER.
HELLA BANISHED THEM TO A NEW
REALM THE BROTHERS HAD NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.
BLACKOUT.
WHOOO!
THEY ARE ON FIRE OUT THERE, YOU,
YOU, THE WIG WORK WAS.
>> IS JAMES THE BEST DIRECTOR I
EVER WORKED FOR?
IT'S A TOUGH QUESTION.
HE CERTAINLY A DIRECTOR I HAVE
WORKED FOR.
>> WHERE IS MARK, MARK, MARK.
>> JAMES, JAMES, JAMES,
(APPLAUSE)
OKAY THEN, LET'S GO.
HERE WE GO LET'S GET OUT THERE.
COME ON, THIS IS GREAT.
>> WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE THE HOST, I'M
TRYING TO FIRE YOU UP.
>> I'M NOT THE HULK, I DONE HAVE
TO BE HIT TO BE ANGRY, AN AN
ACTOR, I AK, SHOW ME, SHOW ME.
>> THAT'S IT.
LET'S GET OUT THERE.
>> THOR WAKES UP IN THE REALM OF
SAKAR ALONE AND CONFUSED.
>> OH, WHERE AM I?
>> THE GRAND MASTER ENTERS.
(APPLAUSE)
>> WELL, HELLO, YEAH, MI THE
GRAND MASTER OF SEKAR AND THOR,
LISTEN TO THIS, TO WIN YOUR
FREEDOM, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO FIGHT MY GRAND CHAMPION--
HERE HE COMES.
HERE HE COMES NOW, GRAND
CHAMPION.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THOR AND THE HULK
BATTLE IT OUT.
THE FIGHT ENDS IN A DRAW.
(APPLAUSE)
>> WE WILL NOW TAKE A BRIEF 45
MINUTE INTERMISSION.
(LAUGHTER)
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF
HERE.
NO, WE'RE IN A MOVIE THEATER.
I DON'T KNOW IF JAMES DORDEN?
I DON'T KNOW WHO IS HE.
>> THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE
FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL TO
BATTLE.
>> I REMEMBER THIS PART IN THE
MOVIE.
IT'S GOOD.
>> James: THERE IS DEATH AND
DESTRUCTION EVERYWHERE, BLOOD,
SWEAT AND TEARS MIXED WITH SOIL.
OUR-- OUR HEROES LAND THEIR
SPACESHIPS IN AZGAR TO SAVE THE
PEOPLE FROM THE EVIL KATE
BLANCHETT-- STORY, THE EVIL
HELLA.
AND HER INTIM GATE-- SHALL IMTIM
DATING GUARD DOG.
(LAUGHTER)
HELLA UNLEASHES HER SAFFAGE DOG
UPON THEM.
>> GET BACK.
>> LOKI CRIES.
-- THE HULK ROARS.
THOR STRUGGLES.
(LAUGHTER)
>> YOU WILL NOT WIN-- .
>> James: THE FIGHT IS ENSUES.
HELLA HITS THE SWORD OUT OF
THORS HAND AND BRINGS HIM TO HIS
KNEES.
BUT JUST AS IT LOOKS LIKE ALL IS
LOST.
>> I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER.
>> James: THE LIGHTNING BOLTS,
THE LIGHTNING BOLTS.
>> I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER!
>> James: HELLA IS THROWN BACK
AND DEFEATED FROM THE FORCE OF
HIS POWER.
(APPLAUSE)
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND NOW THAT FOR
SAVED AZGAR THEY ALL LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL THE
NEXT THOR MOVIE.
THE END!
(APPLAUSE)
.
>> James: IS IT THE FUTURE OF
CINEMA, 4D, IT'S IN THE FOR ME
TO SAY, BUT YEAH, DEFINITELY.
(APPLAUSE)
>> THAT WAS SUCH, SUCH A RUSH.
I WANTED TO DO ALL MY MOVIES IN
4D.
>> James: WE DID IT!
>> THOR RAGNAROÖK 4D GETS TEN
GOLDBLUMS OUT OF A POSSIBLE TEN
GOLDBLUMS THARK IS MY HIGHEST
RATING.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SEE YOU AT 7:00 TONIGHT TO DO IT
ALL AGAIN.
YEAH!
>> I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY
THAT I HEAR GRANDPA PA, WHERE
WERE YOU WHEN THEY DID RAGNAROÖK
4D.
AND I WILL SAY WELL, GRANDSON, I
WAS THERE.
GO TO BED, GO TO BED!
BED!
BED!
SWEET DREAMS.
