Good morning and welcome to morning Mario; a level in which I will lose my sanity because the clear rate is 0.29%
[sigh] Welcome to Friday. It is a New Super Mario Brothers U themed level called "We R #1 but it's a hard Speedrun"
Created by Ori. The world record is 58 seconds
If you have to run the entire time
Then that might be just what it is and you've got to memorize the stuff. It's gonna be difficult
"We R #1" is a Lazytown song. It is a internet meme
and it's also (singing) 0.29%
But if we can get through this then we--we welcome the weekend! At least I do; this is coming out at 6 a.m
So you probably have another workday or school day. But...
Well, not school day, it's summer. Maybe you go to school in the summer, I don't know.
What was I expecting; it's .29 percent so, you're gonna have to do things other than run, Stephen!
Also you have limited time. So you have to...
Oh my god, yeah. It's gonna be one of those, it's gonna be one of those
Possible, I can't complete it. Possible. But I have faith in myself, if that counts for anything
What'd I press? Oh I think I stubbed my toe on that thing
[Sigh]
And if we can do it...
...We'll hear the whole song
It's a triple jump...
Oh god
Yes!
Missed it! As soon as I saw it go by me, I was like [sings]  I'm screwed!
Oh my god
AHH!
Okay, okay. Alright. I see
God...
Ya! Ha! Die!
I'm dead again!
Oh my god! I did the spin jump but it didn't--I didn't get on the right guy.
Oh, that's really sad. Alright, I'm ready
[Laughs]
Jumped WAY too late.
Oh, I--I did the bounce and it still didn't work (sighs)
Wow, I got further but my brain was still processing as I was running just attempting like--what am I supposed to do?
Yikes, ow
What... the piss am I supposed to do there?
Well, this is awkward. It does give me a chance to figure out like
I don't know
Oh, I'm screwed. Alright, so what you have to do--I figured out--is you have to throw the shell.
You gotta throw the shell...
That almost worked! Oh my god!
Something's not going at right--at the right moment cuz I keep getting killed there
Again! Shoot...
OH
OH my god!
FU--  (laughs)
No-o-o!
I'm doing it again. Hallelujah. Get the jump this time, Stephen!
Should have spin jumped. Fart!
(Laughing)
"Put the helmet on my head while I die!"
Oh, Bullcrap! Are you kidding me?
Oh, I--I got the spin jump, but I jumped 'too far.'
I made the first jump, but God forbid the second one
Oh, my god!
So you're telling me... hold on--hold on--hold on (trailing off)
Oh my god. You're telling me that after 39 seconds of hell...
Then, I gotta do a trampoline jump
Sorry, this has been hard--it's been really hard. And the trampoline jump is the part where I'm like
I'm not good at that. I mean I can--I can get it after a little bit of time
But I have to die like a thousand times before I get up there--Oh my god
We'll see!
Okay, okay, okay...
I mean
In my lifetime could I do it? In this session could I do it?
I mean, it's possible but here's--here's--here's--here's the thing. Here's the thing
I gotta stop
I'm sorry. I gotta--I gotta at some point
I gotta call it and I think half an hour on one level is--is gotta be my limit here.
Oh my god, I'm--I'm very proud of myself
Because I got to the point where I could like
Pretty successfully do it. And I'll make sure that the most recent run was shown in full so Dan
Make sure that where I died you started from the beginning. There you go,
Now everyone make sure that you got to see that full run. Like I got to the point--I'm pretty competent in that
But it took me 30 minutes to do that
And now I'm at a part that I'm just inherently not good at because there's not a lot of levels that come up
Where you have to do that sort of thing, so I don't get a lot of practice with it
And, like, it takes me that long to get to this screen and then I get to this screen
I'm like--it's like 'this sorta' and I'm like dead
So I'm gonna call it here. It's been a while since we did a level that we didn't complete. They do happen
I mean, I knew what I was biting into when I took on a .29%
Fun though, fun level. Like it's--I don't know
There's something rewarding about the--like the cheery upbeat music like 'boom chicka bop' and you're like, yeah
And you're like getting everything right? And there's--there's little indicators that tell you when to do things
So like, knowing when to throw the shell was throwing me off for a long time,
But you gotta throw it when you hit--there's like one coin by itself. That's the indicator. Throw the shell!
So there's all these little things to help you, but like this is one of the areas where I'm like "uh..
"not sure where...
What to do." like there's some coins there so you're probably supposed to fall, and then drop it or something
But it's best if I stop
Best if I stop and just feel accomplished that I got as far as I did
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Oh my god
We've got the weekends here, because uh
I need a break!
