okay pala as the bard of the group do
you want to say something to this dude
can I roll persuasion to make him go
away and leave us alone
oh yeah sure go ahead
wait a minute wait
a minute what he didn't even say
anything with his charisma roll he just
rolls?
dude you know he's not comfortable
with the whole charisma thing right
but
is it fair though fair tho?
okay so Adan your character what does
he do?
well I'm glad you asked my
character will step forward and talk to
the dude
okay okay you step forward and
a trapdoor opens and you fall and now
come with me
okay we're here at a third
story building which would be around the
same height you are falling in the
uh, please jump
you are joking
right
well I mean you didn't want to
survive that jump in the game so you have
to prove to me that you can do it in real life
well I'm not doing this I'm too scared to do this
well that means your
character failed then.
yeah sure I don't mind...
ah what oh my god I got shot by a
fucking arrow oh my god what
oh yeah I
forgot to say it there were traps in the
fall arrow traps and because you
couldn't obviously you couldn't catch
the arrow in real life so like you
cannot catch the arrow in the game so
I'm not even gonna let you roll for it
you know catch the arrow
oh by the way
how good are you with poison
what sorry I'm feeling kinda dizzy right now
what did you say
welp seems like you failed
your con save
yeah sure whatever you say
dude I think I'm gonna pass out
uhg
there he goes, one...two...th- UH
that looks like it hurt
oh he got ran over by a car oh I'm
gonna chuck that too there was a boulder
down in the trap oh now he's getting
mugged well I mean there could be a very
small rogue in that death hole oh now
he's getting shot by the police
that's not even fair I don't know I
don't have anything to compare that to
in the game man
he's gonna get so pissed when I make him
