But if it works, I mean even if it doesn't work everywhere, I'll definitely put in the fact video.
You're kidding? what? Well, I'm dead this run's dead
Are you
How the fuck did that happen?
On your first playthrough of GTA V, what was your favourite part?
My favorite part was when the game softlocked and I couldn't complete it.
It's good times.
For some reason, Um.
A mission wouldn't spawn.
Can't remember which one.
Lamar: That's forty-g's gettin' away right there!
Chop: Woof Woof
*People on sidewalk screaming*
*tsk*
I ju-just grazed the wall, ever so slightly and so it failed me.
:O
Look at this push what a god.
I never played the Metal Gear Solid games.
Uh,
Not my thing.
As much as I like hiding in boxes in real life. I don't think I want to do it in video games
Do we see if I can fit in the box?
That's something streamers do, right?
Yeah, that's...
That's me for scale with the Box.
This is a free cab and It better fucking stay.
Lester: just like you.
Viper: look at that red light, look at it.
[FASTFORWARD INTENSIFIES]
Micheal: Taxi!
No one in the backseat, nice, It di-did turn green but there's no one in the backseat..
Micheal: Baby, it's not sex!
Like, the one time you want a cutscene. I thought that was out.
[SLOOOOWMOOOTIOOOOOON]
o
*Laughs*
I completely missed and had another go at it.
hehehehe
I make that joke all the time.
the only reason I don't have world records in everything is because I'm too nice of a person.
I feel like people would feel bad if I took their world records, so I don't do it.
*dying tea kettle*
I'm still not gonna be able to get the best time possible in a 100%.
Until I stop looking at my splits and stop looking at my notes
Beverly: We're back!
Rival: Fuck you, Beverly! This one's mine!
u wot m8?
Beverly: No, no, no he's that bottom feeder...
In what world? did none of those bullets hit.
Beverly: ...Are you shooting at?
I'll Probably get the cops on me now.
Beverly: He fell off! What an amateur!
It's a 15-20 second time loss.
Beverly: Hope you wrecked your camera Madison!
Beverly: Ok buddy, Let's get outta here.
Beverly: I'm already late for another stakeout.
Wow, it didn't give me the cops.
Generous.
Dab Low (???) Has some great music, yeah.
No, no, no.
Fuck.
Franklin: *Whistles* Yo!
Did not mean to whistle there.
So, I just normally run out to the taxi. But, I have to run all the way back now... fuck.
Franklin: Man, what kinda welcome is that Simeon!?
It's not the biggest time loss in the world, but you...
*smol sigh of defeat*
You kill like 50 guys and then this random dude second day on the job.
Comes at you with a pistol as if that fucking matters, do you know how many nameless henchmen
I've killed in my career?
Look at you, you don't even have a name tag. Why don't you just fall down?
*dying tea kettle 2*
plea
I thought I was gonna fall off there. It was mad, nice.
I've never liked overusing
the wORd "Love" like, I remember when my first girlfriend told me that she loved me
Me being a stupid person said: no, you don't >:(
I was just so dumb when I was a kid.
Trevor: ...Or I might kill ya instead.
Ron: I'm just gonna fly normal.
iforgotthebridges!
Ron: ...You getting there quicker.
Trevor: You're braver than I thought
We even talked.
*what did we talk about viper? :0*
About getting the bridges.
*oh yeah, right*
And I still forgot.
*happens to the best of us*
That's just sad.
*It really is ;(*
Wade: What's the stop?
Trevor: Family's important, Wade, Not as important as the man that's...
*hits big ass ramp*
Don't you dare >:(
*sniffles*
*nut of relief*
(whispers) So close...
Need a different car.
[FASTFORWARDING INTERSIFIES]
What's this car.
Wade: This is it, This is it!
Nope.
*poor wade ;(*
DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO KORIMU AND THE CERTAINS OF MYSTERY STANDING ON MY FEET ITS SO HARD AND IM TRYING TO BREATHE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no
what's this.
Trevor: Best part of the state!
uhh...
*effective stopping technique in progress*
That's gonna leave me
crap.
You're kidding me dude.
No, let's go
I'll run it fuck it.
another car has to shop (stop???)
Car, anything, please. Come on game, Just one time in your life. Give me something. What's that? Oh.
My fucking god, I hate this game.
See, this is why you never trust the game, never trust the game. Never hope that the game treats you fairly.
So you may ask yourself,
Why don't I just get another car after the mission?
:thonking:
And the answer is because you get the cops on you
Far more likely.
Micheal: Ah! Ah! He's going down the LS river!
*:OOOOOOOO*
no
Trevor: I can see that...
Trevor: I hate that closeted man-whore
Trevor: On the TV, I hate him-
You have no idea how much I hate that pole.
That indestructible fucking pole thinks it's so good owns the fucking world.
This is a long load. This is another thing I'd like removed from the game Pluto, long loads.
This is fucking stupid.
Whenever you taxi to a side mission, there's like a 50/50 chance you just get a long load for no reason.
Juan: Alright brother, Here we are.
Yeah, I do pongles it's not a matter of hardware it's a in the game.
Another one. Wow, what terrible RNG.
Got 2 out of 3 of the possible long loads that's garbage. How many kangaroos in Australia? more than three.
But less than a billion.
I just fucked up, by the way, run's dead.
Run's dead, so I meant to guess a collectible here, underwater, with the jetski.
But I went in the complete wrong direction. So, you've got to remind me on mini-sub.
That I'll have to get the collectible with mini-sub, which really sucks.
Oh, I'm so happy that worked. Oh, I'm So happy.
Davey: Sure.
Davey: There's nothing we can do about it
Davey: If something happens right now
Davey: I'll be right under a-
O NO BTAFASSDHJKHHAHSDAHNASF.
what are u doing
*gibberish* that was awful.
I was trying something new there and it was... Ok, that could be worse.
Davey: ...Or we stumbled on
*inhale*
*CRASH*
*sigh*
Davey: ...We stumbled on the-
fucking god.
I Saw that car coming from the left, and I saw that car coming from the right, and I was just like well there is nothing
That I can do here, and I'm just fucked.
Here in by the book is another example of me doing strats from other categories. In a 100%.
I meant to drive forward so I can do a stunt jump, in classic%. I'm meant to take a left.
so, like, first place gets the first pick and second place gets the next pick.
I fucked up, run's dead
Micheal: he's your problem, Dave, As much as he is mine.
It's not actually dead, I'm now just two jumps down.
So this is the old way we used to get this collectible and it's clearly less efficient because...
Actually, Let's see if I can walk back into into this.
At least the warp would save me a little bit of time.
RUNNING IN THE 90'S ITS THE NEW YOU LIKE TO BE IM JUST RUNNING IN THE 90'S COME ON BABY RUN TO ME WE ARE RUNNING IN THE 90'S ITS THE NEW WAY TO SET ME FREE IM JUST RUNNING IN THE 90S YES I WANNA KNOW YES I WANNA SEE
Yes, I can try.
Nice.
Okay
So, give me a garbage truck.
Nothing?
haha *deflating balloon*
When did that get there?
Because I have a USB audio interface bungles.
Oh, My game just crashed nice. I know I made a save file run's not dead, I just lose a lot of time.
I'm assuming that's because I uh...
Went alt+tab. Yeah, I did it like three times airway, which is you know, not normal.
*one tap* (scream? is that u? :OOOO)
Franklin: Man, you get what you give out, Dawg
I'm still getting this fucking bug with these cops, Or rather that the bug isn't working and it's actually giving me the cops.
I'm so happy that we have this backup now.
Still loses me a little bit of time now.
a lot of times with tech, for me, it's better the devil you know than, the devil you don't, y'know?
I know what issues can occur and I know how to solve them.
Thanks, thanks.
Stood in spawn.
Many of Franklin's side missions require a certain amount of in-game time to pass before they will spawn.
While a lot of the routing has revolved around making it so enough time naturally passes so that these missions spawn.
It's still imperfect.
This is one of the few instances in the game where I might potentially have to wait if I get bad RNG.
It's very, very rare.
another long load? Jesus man, this run's awful
my favourite chocolate? uhh...
Twix. I've talked about why before it's because of uh... When I was a kid, there was a vending machine.
That, if you bought one Twix, it would give you two sometimes if you like, mash the button.
Beta Chat: That's Illegal.
Chad Matthew: ur mum's illegal.
Snickers has like.
nuts in it and stuff.
Snickers is like, you know, F tier. The nuts make it better?
Well, look, I don't have a nut fetish.
So, you know, we're just different in that regard. who needs to sleep when we have a 100% speedrun of GTA 5?
Exactly dude, if you talk to a doctor
They'll tell you that either you need
uh
Ten hours of sleep a day or ten hours of GTA speedrunning a day. one or the other
Another long load. Are you fucking for real?
That's four out of five long loads.
Wow.
Haven't got the phone call yet, There it is.
No, no, no, no, no
I'm so happy I was I- I
Okay, it's bad it was really bad, okay, this is bad
this is bad itsbadbadbabdbbddbdddbd
Okay, number one I'm happy that counted, Despite, that was clearly a bad attempt. Number two
If I'm too slow
getting back to the road I fail and
Considering I went from zero speed and still got through that fence. That was a fucking miracle.
Might be a little bit too close now.
*wow ok, rude*
Micheal: aaaaAAAAaAAAUHh
:OOO
I've never fallen off that other side before I was like is this gonna be the first time I've fallen off the other side.
hoh
I did the thing POGGERS.
Another long load is impossible. There must be something that I've done to cause this because,
This is way more long loads than normal.
or no cutscene rather.
:OOOOO
Oh my god, I can't believe that gave that to me ha ha ha my angle was awful.
What do I think about my job? I like it.
I like you guys.
*thanks matt, we like u too <3*
u Good people.
Trevor: 2 hundreds only-
Uh oh.
That's not good, oh shit.
Random: Fuck Yeah.
Franklin: Chill, man!
What a fucking god.
a fucking god of Darts.
People ask me. What if I wasn't a speedrunner, I'd be the god of Darts.
Man I am drunk
B E A U T I F U L
Good luck.
Unfortunately, I did not save recently enough that I could continue playing I later found out that I played on my practice version of GTA
5, while the mods that I use for practice were turned off their existence in the game files likely caused many of the problems
I was experiencing. Such as the increased amount of long loads and the now two crashes.
It won't be a mistake that I make again in the future.
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Bye, Beauties. <3
