Welcome to Cartoon Hook-Ups Rap Battles!
The contestants will be battling today
to see who's going to hook up with the sexy, Black Widow.
Listen, bro. I bang b*tches. Alright?
Oh, yeah? Well my fingers vibrate.
I‘m so cute and cuddly
but on the weekends I’m tapping ass.
My game's over 9000
multi consoles raking cash.
So, on your turn just pass.
Your red suit makes me laugh.
Is that bird, a plane?
No, it’s just the Flash.
Oh, great, he want’s to scrap.
Got a TV show and a it's crap.
Most of us have never heard of you,
but you friends with superman?
I loved you in all those Marvel movies.
Oh right, you're DC.
Marvel wouldn't use you
'cause their out of your Justice League.
What the hell are you supposed to be?
some kind of cuddly blue furby?
You look about as much like a hedgehog
as Master Chief looks like Kirby
Are you a pokemon, a gremlin?
Watch out, he’s on the loose!
You're a character made for children!
Why are you only wearing shoes?!
I'm sorry, yo.  You ain't mario.
I've played a hundred better games on Atari, bro.
All your TV Shows and your Sega consoles,
just landed your ass on nintendo.
So tonight if you're pickin a fight so you can make your Sonic Boom.
Better put your little hand on your 16 bits or your balls'll be turning blue
Hey, Flash?
Yeah?
I can see your dick.
Uh, do you even have one?
Yeah, it's down there.
You sure? Does it go inside of you, like a dog's?
No, man. It's hanging out and flapping in the wind right now.
well, put some god d*mn pants on.
Made you look.
I can kick your ass then travel back in time
and kick it again.
You're so weak, one little hit,
you lose your jewelry like Kim Kardashian.
I'll beat you so bad,
by the time I'm done, Knuckles'll bruise.
Even if we're just flipping a coin, guess what?
Tails. You lose.
Wow, dude, you didn't say a thing about your speed.
I'm fast like Netflix streaming...
you're still mailing DVD's.
Well let me slow things down,
so you can catch the memo.
Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and soon to be Black Widow.
Who won? Who gets to hook up with Black Widow?
Thank you so much for watching! Please hit the like button,
and let us know who you think won the rap battle and should hook up with Black Widow.
Thanks so much to guys at Boss Level 8 for collabing with me on this video.
You should check out this hilarious video we did for their channel
where we responded to hate comments about one of my favorite scary movies.
Alright folks, we’ll see you next time.
Peace out, homies!
