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It's actually a sorry hard to type of the microphone on my face. There's a probably enough to to step it nope
So there was an interview with Marc Laidlaw
Who freshly has left valve one of the lead writers that they had?
This is from arcade attack they conducted the interview, but I think the the interview has a lot of great tidbits about
About what writing for games is what it means. I think most topically he was pretty he was pretty
forward with what a half-life 3 would have been or an episode 3 had it ever been made, so
There's a bit of it. There's a bit of talking here. I know that
I'm going to try my best to not talk too much, but there was a bit of brick of text
but it's interesting so just
Ask your patience while we get through it and while they boy they fuck with some porter guns in this video
Yeah, yeah, lay it on me. I'm curious here. What mark said yeah, so here's the question from Arcade attack
Do you have any idea whether half-life 3 will ever be released and would you be willing to work on this title Mark's reply?
No idea, and I have no interest in going back
I had ideas for episode 3 they were all supposed to take the series to a point where I could step away from it and
Leave it to the next generation
I hope for reset between Half-life 2 and Half-life 3 that was as dramatic as the shift between Half-life 1 and Half-Life 2 I
Honestly don't know if anyone else has shared this goal
But it seemed important me to give ultimate freedom to whoever inherited the series with my own personal set of loose ends tied up to
my satisfaction
Unfortunately, I was not able to do that
But I never thought as far ahead is half-life 3 unless you were to say that half-life 3 episode 3 were the same thing I
Will say that I expected every installment would end without resolution forever and ever
There was some good there was some rumor going on around that episode through Half-life 3 would end Gordon Freeman story
And I don't think that was accurate
My intention was that episode 3 would simply tie up the plot thread that were particular to Half-Life 2
but it would still end like half-life 1 and a half life 2 with Gordon in an
indeterminate space on hold waiting for the next game to begin so one cliffhanger after another uh
Well that has unsatisfying, but how is that how does that relate to what that cancer kid saw yeah, I?
Campagnolo right know of the borealis yeah, yeah
I
Haven't done my research there James, and I new apologize I came underprepared
Gabe had half-life threw in a laptop anyways the whole game for him or whatever so the cancer kid only I using Vr
And oh yeah, I was in Vr too man the lights went down and when they came up
It's probably the closest to what
Seeing another half-life. They're like or a portal or anything. We'll get it's gonna be somebody our demo though
I got that lady. We got that with the vibe one. It's like. Oh gladys is here. Oh, no
It's like a it felt like a like a haunted house
Sort of thing or like a like a disney attraction
Like yeah, I guess for me. I certainly understand having some like narrative blue balls at the end of Half-life episode two ah
There is this
There's this interesting assumption
I think that goes on
that
that when somebody makes the story is as gripping as half life or harry potter or whatever that there's something more divine than
Someone just sitting down and making it up because that's what fiction is
And there is there's always this assumption that the story is there in its complete and pristine form there was some Golden manuscript that tells
You the conclusive and satisfying end of Gordon Freeman?
But no, it was just some dude sitting at laptops writing out a story and also it was a product
So it had to be open-ended because who knows how many half-life games that we're going to make so yeah
it's it's it's frustrating because I think
There are people who believe that there is a perfect half-life ending out there that never got made for one reason or another
Truth is it never existed because they never worked on it. Do they work so they never wrote air?
No, there's not much. You can do
oh
It's funny to think anyone would think like I want to know the end of Gordon's tale like the character never says a word
And I mean I guess he he has a degree from mit
okay, that's the back story that you that someone told you and then you filled in the blanks of your head because it is a
It's just a husk. He meant his father sure it's a bee
Oh mike, you you fill in the blanks yourself right and you go, okay?
This is it sort of like the most video games like this is how
This is how you identify with it as you feel the you fill in the blanks as yourself
And I go it was me experiencing these stories, but like the idea is that it is a video game that
You're supposed to it's supposed to be something empty. You're supposed to that you're supposed to be experiencing yourself as the player
There's no Gordon Freeman story. It's almost it's weird
It's almost as though some people get confused about why they like it hmM
You know like they're like I need to finish this story
When actually what they're thinking is I had fun playing that
You know or I had fun messing with the physics or I really liked that. It created like led to things like gmOd and
In Crazy Wacky videos. I feel like sometimes not in every case some people are truly invested in the story
But in a lot of cases people just think like that. There's like
I'm just interested in these things and I want to experience that more and again
But that doesn't necessarily mean that if they make a definitive end to the series. It's going to satisfy that itch fear yeah
That's that I really think that there is I think there is a satisfying ending or even another chapter in this tale
And it's kind of like you've been saying it for a while
It's like well let the bands do it or let somebody else that wants to do it do it. It doesn't have to be valve
Because it was a story that kind of rings true like obviously the gameplay is is
Practically perfect when it comes to half-life and half-life 2 it expect then it was
There's there's something that does ring true with the story too that people identified with both
That's hard to find that's I think that's so from a creator standpoint
If like for example we get asked all the time to make a second part or a third part of some video that did really?
well, and everybody loved and I
Do feel a certain obligation to
Fulfill those things because if somebody wants it
I'd like to give it to them and ideally do it better then the last time
We did it and I don't know if valve ever got to the point where they're like well
We can do this better for Half-Life 3
and maybe somebody will at some point another developer, but
But I mean I I do think there is something out there that could be done because again. It's made by human
What would you do? What would I do? Oh boy? Yeah, they said valve goes you know it hotshot
Here's, I here's 40 million dollars no man. You do whatever you want
How are you gonna write the story? We're gonna hire to write it. That's a that's so much pressure um
Trick question you don't write it first you now you need to get an engineer and was looking at the gameplay and all that other
Studies source for or wherever I get what does they David s goyer the guy that real call of duty nice and suicide
Dark Knight, I think 200 boy um no, no I hadn't thought about it at all
You'll have to come back to me. It's a rate of 10 picks treatments. It's really weird when you deal with fiction because
There's you can anyone out there you
Two sides of the same coin one is a community that's so fervent that they can
take
what's what's been given to them the husk of a story that's been giving to them and then theorize about all the possibilities that could
This goes for almost anything game of thrones anything you could do is so deeply into what is this meaning of this?
What is this like stuff like that?
but then
None of it counts unless the actual creator tells them okay?
But it's weird. It doesn't there's no wait
It's fiction it can be anything you really want it to be but so many people who have so much like creative motivation still
Just for whatever reason human beings still go like but it doesn't count unless the actual creator says okay?
And it has a blue checkmark next to it. It's canon. Yeah
I have no idea how game development works precisely or especially how it works at valve
But I can take a guess, and I think it goes something along the lines of this all of us sit in a room
We come up with some really cool gun ideas and some cool weapons
And some cool gameplay things that we want to do so let's go ahead and say airship and laser gun
Or anything some it doesn't it isn't exactly like Wolfenstein where it cuts
A whole like look like a cool gun we could come up with let me think here even on lasers
I'm just trying to give a gun that hasn't been in half life yet
I guess there was a laser one in the first
What about a gun that gives you cancer? Well skinny with a bullet hits them and then they die from cancer, okay?
There's write letters the cancer to hit somebody it shows the those up in an airship. I put out there there now now now
We have our setting and we have a cool weapon cancer gun, okay?
Airship got it. How does gordon get to the airship to get the cancer gun?
To them like like now we can write a story
That's like the dog throws yeah, they lower your dog dog frozen up, and then that also gives us a reason to kit
So because dog can't jump that high okay now dog it be in that area of the game wait
So dog can't throw you far enough. So you land you end up going on this outside mission without the bird people
Yeah
No
You have you land on the bird person great and so forth now has to fight for the bird people for five years
And then they put them in the bird sleep all the combine is trying to take over the bird people
You never record about them for but they are aware as you're stuck in City 17. This is City 18
Yeah, no bird bird Town bird Alex
Yeah, all the bird people they had it real pup. We free Mansion Esta spice. We just made half-life 3 did we go
That's it. That's done. Why is that so hard foul? Well? It's like
You said I think
It is true that they get together and think about gameplay before they think about the story which to me that makes it even more
of a that's even more of a huge task for writers to be like
Alright well
I've got this weird framework that may not have been in their head at all and then they have to go they have to use
it um which is so to me that speaks to the
genius of the guys that wrote Half-life 1 and 2
To James's point start interrupting no no please go
I I think when people say like you like you you mentioned in the first when they say oh
I cared about the story. I really like the story
I wanna Say 90 min
a story the way that I would say that in my head is I like being Gordon Freeman in that world and
The story was interesting because you felt invested in the character
Because you got to express yourself as that character you got to put the bricks on the plank of wood and then make a ramp
And you felt like you were in City 17
But I feel like and this is mostly anecdotal, but for the games where people say that they love the story
there's typically that that level of
Subversion of the wrong word, but basically where you express yourself into a virtual environment
And then you feel like you're in it therefore all the story beats after that feel like they're happening to you and not to some
puppets on a screen
so
It's interesting when people say they like the story of half-life to me
That's more of a victory lap for the design the levels the guns the sound effects the music
no agree than it is the words on the page that the actors read ah
Man, it just all comes back to congo doesn't
Sorry, sir let me spawning characters from Donkey Kong 64 the half-life. Yeah, because we're watching Half-life 3 right now. Oh its gmod
Yeah, yeah, gmOd. Half-life 3. I guess. There's the best version of half-life. I've ever seen it really is it was really cool
How many different things are happening we watch that the fanfiction the half-life?
Oh, man a life full of consequences. Well, I consequently classics well
I think we can all agree that that's not canon, but I did find a canon ending on line
Did you I would like you guys's help in reproducing it yeah?
But I know it's on this table hold on oh
Sweet so I've got four rolls here
No spoilers, but but here's the cast list we got g-man gordon freeman alex and narrator narrator is going to have the biggest work
They're going to read everything so I don't know if anyone would like on in paragraph, it's it's many paragraphs
oh
It's just the one page men get through this nothing as somebody who is read?
That's cool page a sham novel rewrite there on one pay
Yeah, this is the end of Half-life 3 yeah, I mean, it's not the whole thing
Oh that wasn't Laidlaw gave it to that cancer kid on his way out. Yeah
This is a table read at the end of Half-Life 3 take you can all feel a little conclusion all right down, please
Another view one copy. Oh, I could read the narrator if you want okay great. Uh I guess I'll take
I'll take I'll take G-Man
let me hear your G-Man voice and
Did genie and yeah that's how I quote them. I was workshopping not in the bathroom
Why I was gone for the hour like James Gonna be gordon sure I'll be alex Miami saying a lot is gordon
No, you aren't you get one line? I think bruce is bruce has the bulk of the reading here alright
Well there. We go. Okay. This is the end end of Half-life 3 the end
Yeah, the very end remember that a lot so many hours of gameplay and story
Rich Gameplay Story
led up to this in home this moment for referred people and the
airships and the laser gun or camp getting a gun yeah cates your gun okay, so
this is oh
Yeah good call. Oh, that's a great idea. What kind of music. Do we play in half-life days halfway
I think the sunshine same order oh, oh yeah
In a house in a heartbeat that was gold yeah, yeah, okay, alright, the sunshine themed house enormous iron
Adagio and D Minor or there's in a house and a heartbeat
There's also the inception same which isn't always perfect the only thing there's also something. It was also Gonna. Which is big
oh, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh oh oh
Okay
They're coming through Omar. Oh
Yeah, oh great. Okay here. We go. Take it away the end of act. Three one last like three
Gordon Lay almost dead in the clutches of the g-Men now. Good night, Mr.. Freeman
The beast started to dig his claws into Gordon's belly the talons easily cut through his armor and began to penetrate his skin
Gordon violently shook his unspeakable pain sliced through his torso
This is Alex. Oh sorry
Hey creepy guy the G-man drew his attention to Alex with the portal gun in her hand
She shot a portal underneath his briefcase and next to her the briefcase look through the portal and flew into Alex waiting hand there
She stood with the case in her right hand and a primed grenade in the other and she just said the portal gun also not
How the portals hey you need to leave my boyfriend alone?
G-Man watched in horror as Alex open the briefcase blinding light escaped the case
Alex had no time to wonder about the strange light she threw the grenade in and tossed the briefcase in the air the monster shrieked
Is the Case employee?
Sending out a boom
Shockwave into the room the wave through Alex to the floor in a rage the g-man felt a strange feeling pass over here
And second the feeling was gone a low guttural growl escaped the beef list as it as he put his focus on Alex
then
the G-Man stood still
His eyes were wide his mouth gaping open
he slowly looked down at his chest a
Red Crowbar was sticking in his heart
With Gordon Freeman pushing the hunk of metal deeper into the G-Man check. I now find my resignation
Gordon whispered the words in his anything
he then twisted the crowbar and thrust the weapon his feet into the cavity the
G-Man screamed death finally started to spread through his body, okay, the oil started to jump out of his body well
the creatures eyes burned deep Red before turning stark white
The G-Man stood still yet again for a moment before falling onto its back
the Crowbar still embedded in his chest
The G-Man had been deceased oh
Well done bruce. Wow what's on everyone what he could have had mark haha. That was written by Mark Lady
Yeah, everything about that and had every three mobile games. That was a I want to say your performance easily
Easily been a lot of people you know they think Gordon is a silent protagonist. Yeah
But he speaks with his eyes and his eyes sound like the mad hatter from Allison
Okay, so so more than halfway. Oh, sweet. Yeah, she's a hacker
Okay, this is amazing to Sombras perfect approaching my dream
Mm-Hmm yeah so I yeah, I don't know I guess I guess for me and and you guys were repeated it it is it's
When so much of your life is trafficked in the various canons those those approach a level of like sacred
Approach some weird sacred text type of status and yeah, I feel like maybe even though it robs us some of the magic
Maybe some maybe I come to come to Earth moment is necessary with like no, it's just just couple dudes with laptops
And they're making it all up as they go sitting around writing the write the story
It's Escapism it we all we all we watch game of thrones and start to think like I
Had a dumb moment no spoilers from the episode. I know they're here
There's a part with on the audience cares because the part was Sam
If you remember in the last season he goes to what town does he go to old town here's old town
It's like one of the old it's like the oldest city in Westeros, whatever and it's like
It's where all the books are and all the history of westeros, and there's this part where he's with
It's almost like a doctor. So I find this is another Maester an apothecary kinda
Yeah, but they're almost doing like science. They have a cadaver. He's cutting all the pieces
I like way that liver and in my mind. I said there's no science in this world. I was like wait
I don't know in fantasyland. It's all made up and could be whatever the fuck they wanted it
Interdimensional or whatever you want to call it. It's all in someone's head
so
But that's the thing as we as viewers get so invested
We want this thing to be so real because ours because reality in a lot of ways ups it has shrek
On the boy, there's a lot of shrek love sure oh
My God Ray dear boring real life for a life in shrek's world. Would you do it?
Well would you be guaranteed to be a pivotal character in that world?
Are you just some dude in Shrek like Judge Abundance rekt land?
And there you don't even know whether or not you're going to be a fantasy character you might be a peasant no
No, I would never trade that we bruce and I or we live in a fantasy land. Yeah pretty much
Yeah, I was going to say we we have so many good things
We have a lot of things that kings didn't have I'm pretty sure I've gone on this rant afore
But all the time there's so many moments where I think where the jean claude precept it's been established
Jean Claude the idea that that no matter
How far back you go?
No matter how well you lived 300 years ago being a normal person today is way better than though
Like when you're in a point, dolph Lundgren. Sorry yeah, oh I saw everything was adolfo. Oh my God
I fucked it up at you really looks like that
No, well, that's the thing is we'd all be Sean claude the heart because he lived many lives
But would you be doing anyway? I don't need to walk into that at all
I think was just very though the reason we picked Dolph was it was just kind of middle-of-the-road like in everybody hated yeah
Yeah, he never hit a list let me just lay on Claude
He was unreal and he was timecop. I listen I welcome to the bloodsport theme
What cranked all the way up and the windows rolled down driving down the 10:00 on?
July was the most American thing I've ever done. I remember watching him eat a chinese tournament here there was in the movie a dalmatian
Vampire shop now when we've got to nic cages. I like double impacted that first ah
Alrighty it's haha. There's your nods
You're like like tough and there is like simpleton here
But the major Aim was he had slicked back hair and then the other one punch
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Violin virtuoso, and the other one's a I don't know who cares
I really got a genre Claude van Damme
I know, but in terms of like people meeting their twin and then having an action comedy romp wait
What about the jet Li the one?
Totally different that was and I was way later, and they never teamed up because at the end really not too
Sent to dimension prison and he said I will be nobody's bitch and then he proceeded to fight the whole dimension
Yeah, I was on top of a pyramid or something. Yeah, you know a double impact
there's a moment where a jean Jean Claude van Damme gets jealous because soft and
Loving John Clevedon goes and talks to a girl that badass
Jean-Claude van Damme wants to like bang, and he gets drunk and angry because of the decision he has in his head
That's what they based the music video for Mr.. Brightside on
Yeah, you know
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John Claude van Damme because his hair isn't slick. Yes. Bolo. Yo young man
He got Slim well done, but where's where's bad John claude? He's probably out doing something else
Yeah, because they couldn't they actually weren't allowed to film the same scenes together
Oh as long as that they didn't get along get along right that makes you the method actor
Which one had the bump? What did they both?
I think they both had the bump, but he's young what you can't really see it as much
Yeah, you think that was John Claude got the part she said to himself
I'm finally an established actor because I have to play two sides of one person what he did
I think yeah, I think there was a point in the 90s or Jean-Claude van Damme's thought
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He he called Dennis hopper and said I'm one of you now
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This is the best scene in any martial arts film ever it was when bolo yeung fights the like young guy
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Hahaha, he didn't have to be because he was chinese oh with Chinese in a martial artist
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When bruce is talking about?
The guy the one take wonder who like fucked up when he fell okay?
I always thought about that felt like today when you make a film. You've got the
the 55 inch monitor and six people watching and when a
Moth went by we reshoot that back then they shot in what had it look in it one guy went
I don't know yeah awesome. He picked them up like a baby
Not like nick and flames not like this. I don't want down like a baby. I was like a baby
He said absolutely the hind is the old the classic baby hold I love that man
I was dying as a kid when I saw, Elia. Oh, no the guy's like
Bo young is the best oh brandon lee what when did he fight bo young?
I bought bolo yeung I hadn't seen any like Brandon Lee movies, and I feel terrible the crow
I saw like three three quarters of it. Yeah, it's not a great movie
How rad no it's fucking rad it's enough. It's got like sweet goth industrial music
I'm on board watch the crow, and you say oh my God this movie existed before hot topic. That's like
They're like wow groundbreaking yeah, definitely a movie will like weaponize an entire like rising
Subculture like the Matrix with stupid cyberpunk shit yeah put a nail in it
I'm not saying in a good way, but they made a whole merch wave off of that. Yeah
Yeah, I need to rewatch it. I just remember being very dark like the crow yeah see anything
Oh, you mean visually y-yeah a very dark movie
I can't it's not like knock off Tim burton like the city is Vibrant and alive
But shittier than every I'm burton city ever is oh
Man, I love bolo yeung how did you where did you get his suits made?
No, so big oh hey. Hey dig but I think he's short, right
Yeah, he's probably like 5 foot 2 he was really mean more power to him
Hey, sure, sure it's less frame to build so he's one of those that guys I
Didn't know his name when you guys mentioned. You know tunis. Yeah. Yeah, whoo Bloodsport I
Don't know I didn't know games. Oh
no Bolo Bolo
That's embarrassing for him though because he oh party foul you like that. Yeah, you like a punch from me randomly. Oh
It's on now hélène. Oh, it's on I like where this podcast is yeah, yeah
caching like smiling Bolo, but
well
Action films are a lot like I think the way video games are made yeah a lot of people's there I go
We have a lot of cool action. I yeah, how do we try to write a movie? Yeah?
It's your job even with a willing audience to not be so stupid that you break through the suspension of disbelief
It's hard to do
It's very it's weird because they're a willing participant
But still you have to come up with reasons that people are going to hall often to fight each other in a crowded restaurant
Oh, I think there's two sides of it. There's the John wick side. Where you go
Oh wow, what a pretty compelling movie interesting storyline. I actually care. What those guys doing
There's the ninja series that lawrence likes where I think a guy literally digs up a ninja costume in the woods that my turn
And then now I am in adjustment my fur. I can't for the life of me remember when doriel put him down in that chair
I'm gonna start doing that when I see people man
I flicked my I flicked my fingers so hard that it popped my thumb
You didn't finger gun don't you finger gun he did this he pointed you're right. I started
I that's why I'm not a professional and randomly is to this day hmM Brendan lee was going to be the next big thing I
Really think he was on the cusp of being the next you want a big thing
Absolutely like big like Jean-Claude van Damme or dolph he would have been he would have been the 90s guy that we're talking about
Oh, yeah, probably absolutely. Maybe yeah
He was a little oh they go out and settle it like the originally excuse to go in an alley and throw
What's a little fist? What's the next topic lawrence? I feel like we could do this forever. Well, okay, so actually says bolo
Yeung chat, but does Arnie I did I did write it in but I?
Don't know there was I've seen a lot of discussion about net neutrality around. I don't want to get into the
politics Ization of it if anything I just wanted to sort of lay out what net neutrality is and why you may be hearing a
Lot about it now
And that's all just leave it there so in case you guys are unfamiliar net neutrality as the term implies
Is a precept by which all traffic on the internet must be treated equally which is to say?
Internet traffic is a lot like car traffic. The good way to think about it. So there's collision literal collisions of Data
And that means that data has to sometimes wait at a stoplight to get to you
So data when you request it from a server it goes through many routers to get to you and at each one of those points
That router has to make a decision about what data goes first and where and how and to to where a lot?
Of those decisions that be very quickly because it's all hold on that's a cool face. Oh never mind
Well the cool face. I got to pick another one so I can keep going here. We go randomly bitings perfect
so for instance we're watching this video now because a some content distribution network for
YouTube has identified that one of their
Data location centers around the planet is going to send it to us and it's mapping it through various nodes around, California
That's how it happens now
If net neutrality goes away, because there was a 2015 legislation that basically tried to codify it, but that's slowly being undone
at the current moment
That goes away
Then suddenly those routers at every step don't have to treat all all traffic equally
The company that owns the router can decide who gets what traffic first and from where?
They can prioritize certain kinds of traffic over other kinds of traffic
So what does that mean for you or anyone else?
That means that as a consumer
You will either your your like your internet could be metered
So all of the all the data that you spend watching Youtube videos or Netflix that could be
Sectioned out apart from the other internet traffic you consume and that means internet providers could say something like well, you only get
Five gigs of Netflix this month and if you want more you have to buy another package something like that
To an extent that it happens with mobile data because this come because that wasn't regulated in the same way
What's uh what companies own the routers and stuff like that that manage to try there's a lot of different ones um
like a good example of company people wouldn't know I
Gotta be honest. I don't know the answer to that, okay um usually that stuff's invisible
they so it's weird it's it's
My understanding which is not absolutely but my understanding is it's like independent companies will make those
Distribution centers and then AT&T and internet companies will strike deals with them to get traffic to flow through so it's like
somebody may build a power plant and then they sell that power to
Socal Edison or something like that and socal has been distributed bills for it and all that stuff
Then I apologize if any that information is incorrect, that's just my layman understanding of it
there have been examples in the past where
Net neutrality has been violated and then the seC would find
irrelevant companies, so for example this was in
2007
Comcast actually
started throttling certain types of traffic
Let's see here. It was it was file-sharing stuff, so
Bittorrent Edonkey Nutella it's very 2007 with you know they were they were found to be actively monitoring and throttling that specific kind of traffic
Violation of net neutrality standards and they were fined by the suc
However those regulations. Go away, then that stuff is perfectly legal which means depending on the kind of
Traffic you consume from the internet your experience could change dramatically or not at all
Right now streaming video is just the resource hog. So my personal assumption is that?
Internet service providers would start metering and billing for that traffic specifically
the other thing that I speculate is that
Internet service providers would offer like a golden tier internet service where no matter what your traffic is prioritized
And it's here above everyone else's. What if everyone has a
Then the internet services are provided to make a lot of money and do nothing else
Yeah, I remember seeing a chart of just basically so I'm like this is before net neutrality
This is without it, and it's certain things like do you want access to?
Websites like Gmail well that's going to cost you extra. And they will walk you out of position. It right now
We live in this wonderful Golden age of the wild west where it's just everything and there's almost no restrictions
And that could be good and bad, but ok with the internet we landed on though
No, exactly and I think I think it honestly
I'm oh the personal mind that you just you let the people you let people figure it out
You don't you don't get corporations involved to
Figure out, what is locked out and wow things are priced so yeah, obviously support manager. What could possibly be
the benefit of
removing regulations to to the best of the four of our understandings other than a
new opportunity for revenue streams for these companies uh uh there any sort of
Like conceivable consumer benefit I was going to see ur eyes, but you might know better
Maybe um I I think the ease the most direct benefit is if you can afford
Better internet than now you can buy it because it will invent classes of internet users
And if you can pay your way into a higher class yeah, then you get a better experience. I think another potential experience is
It is a legitimate problem now that like Spam email
occupies a shitload of bandwidth and streaming video
So if sometimes if it's like seven o'clock, and you live in an apartment complex and the internet's acting really fucked up
And maybe because everyone around you is trying to stream, Netflix and whatever whatever
Bandwidth bottleneck between you and the internet is really squeezing that and maybe your packets are getting left behind or
Timing out things of that nature so it is potentially possible that
Allowing internet service providers to
Individually track and throttle certain types of data may result in a smoother experience for you if you're playing a game or doing something
Low-impact like loading a web page or something like that
but odds are
The it gets so just politicize. Here's the weird thing for me like it seems like
Stuff like that could be cool
The only problem is we still currently live in an age where if you live in this neighborhood you have one option
And so it's not like it's not like the consumers can then spend their money on the internet service provider who's giving them the best
Access to the things that they want because ultimately you're not going to have any say in it either way, we like
I don't have any say in the internet provider like I think you could do satellite or
Whatever is in your neighborhood and owns your neighborhood sure so it's like like it's weird once you I get the you know
let the consumers decide
But the problem is the consumers won't have any sort of ability to decide other than I want internet or no
Kind of I don't it's weird. Well. I don't think with lawrence's saying is that if you pay for like?
Supposedly if you pay for a higher tier, then ideally your traffic gets prioritized and also
apparently you get Rid of
You kind of get rid of the noise of all the other traffic because if there's somebody who can't pay for Netflix
streaming then
They're off the internet they're off of that bandwidth so then it
Supposedly frees up more bandwidth for the people that are paying for it
So that might be a conceivable benefit for the consumer. It's weird because you created a society
Human beings created a society that the internet is now a utility it is like the air you breathe
They did or the electricity that powers your home, but you know you don't do that with any other utility you don't go
Oh, you want the good water yep? That's going to cost you some more because we're like
What are you even giving me before up into now like oh, that's the sludge water yep
You got your up stair neighbors water you get his stuff. That's what I said, she
You know why would you like it's it's strange. It's a strange thing
We deal with especially with other types of media where they like?
Oh, you want cable the base package is $20 a month ugh. Sweet now likewise. It look like shit. Oh you want hD
No, I mean well
I mean
I want something that works on my TV and what I believe the government deemed to be standard in like 2000 and fucking one
Why do I have to pay more for it to be a normal picture in my world?
High-definition like that has lost all meaning right I think I think so the thing is
Devil's Advocate it would be cool if
people that could afford it could pay for a
prioritized internet
so that those who can't
Afford internet at all can have access to it, but that's not I know that's not how any
company will ever make it right I can pay more economics right there if I could be I know it's
Solely if I could pay more for internet so that way someone in like a low-income neighborhood?
Can get a hookup and like be able to like?
Use the internet when someone on the other side of the country or on the other side of the world
Can then have access to the internet because I'm willing to pay more
Then that's that's kind of a cool benefit, but I don't trust any
Sort of company
involved with running like giving access to the internet to
do that
But based off their track record as companies that do that because they're not even really good know at being internet companies at all
That's the opposite of net neutrality. Yeah, that's like. Uh that's basically like you're swinging the whole other way
Yeah, I know. I'm just saying like like playing phenomics this this person in
Nigeria is not going to be streaming netflix. So we're we're just going to close that little piping there to them or whatever again
I know that's not the idea of it. I'm just saying in terms of a
Being able to throttle here and give more access there and then create tiers
That's the only thing but I know that that would never come about I also don't know how many people would be willing to
Tr4 that like oh yeah, you know like that's that's people with I think disposable income ursin like that
It's like if they're just having trouble paying for their cable bill
They're not gonna be like yeah. I'll pay an extra ten bucks a month at it. You know
Low-income households can have internet yeah, it's sort of like the when you go to the grocery store
You'll want to donate a dollar to you know a children's charity. You're like. What's the times no?
It's kind of a I don't know that that's an interesting proposition
But I think it that becomes on how much money you have despair. Yeah, really
yeah, I think we're
Good. Oh, no. I didn't say it feels like we're at a crossroad right a bit
what's going to look like 15 years from now is
internet going to be cheap and available for everyone will be treated like a
Government regulated utility or is it gonna be something controlled by corporations and only the the elite will have access
To pornhub. I hope not I don't I don't ever want that that I don't have to be like when they wouldn't let
Poor people or lower-income people read or write
I think I feel like the internet is something that everybody should have access to as much as it is a weird thing is that
It's already it's we know we know just in our small
Small universe scale that if people have access to something and then you take it away pope yeah it never works out
Good it never works out
First taste, it's the reading thing only works because they were like the next generation. We're not good
They're not going to have any act
We're just going to make sure that we only know how to read no one else is going to learn so it's not like
We made people forget how to read write you know um
so I I do not encourage you to try and
Go and take that control from the consumers. Oh because you will have hell to pay on your hands
That's a that's going to be a big deal. I think if that yeah like oh stuff happens. It's like. It's funny because
Spectrum or comcast or whatever other huge company is like well now you need to pay more money and all they're like
What's your a billion dollar company? Yeah? What do you need more money for?
And I think that's a that's a valid question
Too ask would you just go let's look at your books
Did you did you profit last year? Are you able to pay for your employees?
I can expand and the capabilities what you need to you did awesome
So why do you need more money? Yeah? I can't afford internet five and that's the thing is that like that
I I like that's why I like the capitalist system because eventually the capitalist like people will say no
That's not what we want, and they'll decide with their wallets and then Comcast's respect can be like aw fuck well
I guess that's not going to work, but not when there are no competitors because it's all the same company well there
I mean they are competitors. That's the thing there aren't many, but there are but widdicombe cat comcast bought spectrum
Well, I won ally with them. Yeah, it was a time warner
They just recap and they rebranded a spectrum, so if you go fuck comcast, I'm going time warner like they're like okay
Good luck yeah. Oh yeah. They're having like so gotcha. They're both huge companies, but they're comcast and time Warner separate um
so
One of them bought the other one then little time warner bought like charter and a bunch of other yeah and another spectacles
I think what James is saying or like most of us. We live in a neighborhood and they go
Oh here you go you have an option our by time warner cable. Yeah, sorry
I'm no no no go for any page. I'll chart about time warner the other way hmm. Yeah was ranked the second largest
Behind Comcast right, but those aren't comcast so yeah, let's see here. What it sure?
I'm just saying like when there's the perception of choice, but it's all the same company. So you have to deal with the same
Bs. Well no
it's not that's one thing time warner and comcast are separate those are two so how long until all becomes one thing right exactly that's
That's the fear well
That's the supposedly law there are laws like an urbanathlon realize buying comcast that are supposed to prevent
Those antitrust laws those sorts of things happen to listen, but wwe bought WCW and Ecw
So what's left? I would say well yeah, na. Yeah, right were you happy with that decision or no?
No, I mean, I didn't care right. Oh, I remember people are saying at the time like is this a Monopoly on sports entertainment
yeah, but not to get to tinfoil hat about it, but one of the concerns is it's not necessarily not something so
as
Noticeable as you punch in youtube.com/ and you see giant-screen sing forever you didn't pay enough money
It's more like let's say your charter or your comcast
and there's news about how in the past you violated FCC rules or whatever you just
Throttle any hits to that website, so somebody tries to go to it
It takes 10 seconds below they get bored and they label
It should instead of actually reading it or you know
there's definitely like an information warfare angle to it that people suspect you're putting the distribution of information and
And what information gets distributed to whom and how and the power of corporations, and that's a little scary. That's super difference
Yeah, that's really big so that's that that is the end like you guys were saying in terms of determining
How the internet will work for the next 50 hundred years?
That's why people are freaking out about net neutrality, so if if you're curious about it
I encourage you to research it on your own come to your own conclusions. So I don't want to lecture anybody
I'm sure the comments are filled with a lot of interesting opinions because sir
There were some topics that have been heavily politicized, but that one most people on the internet seem to be like yeah
We should keep it. We should keep it a diplomatic democratic board
I'm on that note
not quite don't have a don't have a segue banked out if you
If you're like hello, what did you what was your sponsor if you're using net neutrality to look up some no, that's not gonna work
Blue apron sponsoring this podcast
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so
Given that. We're in what like season 5 of Blue apron sponsorships
I got them going to mix it up a little so in this weekend adventures in my cooking I
discovered something invaluable
these guys right here in my hands, so
It's weird ok so let me put your hands all the time yeah
I know
But I don't use them as effectively as I should so I get I get paranoid about cleanliness when I cook ok
But I think it's a good thing you know I try to keep everything clean I keep my raw meats
Completely separate from everything else. I didn't use. I don't like crossover knives
But I think I go a little too far with it because I found myself using tools for everything so for example
I had to strain some like vinegar out of cucumbers cousin making pickles or whatever I would use like a fork and like hold the
Tilt the Bowl and pour out all the stuff
or if I had to like plate something
I would use utensils to pick it up off the pan and then put it on a plate
There's a certain point where I realized wait a minute. If I'm washing my hands my hands are as clean as these utensils
So as long as I'm not touching raw stuff and then touching something else I use my hands for all that
I saw of course. I don't know why it never occurred to me
So I was like doing that oh, they're just stupid and then when I was training cucumbers
I just put my hand over it. Dumped it out. It was done immediately
Ida plates up at the ends
I was making like turkey burgers and just picked up the patty and put it on the thing. It's oddly liberating man
No one ever told me this stuff. So just slowly coming down I get it
I do a plate that you try to keep the food clean
I just like I just like a giraffe it's somehow Maine made made it into adulthood
But never actually walked on its legs, and then it's like finally stands up
It's like oh my God the whole were so much easier to eat the lead so taller
Well, maybe that's all in this case Lawrence is eating
No, I don't I don't have the menu items up tomorrow
I appreciate it. I appreciate that the eliezer all over now I
Typically that's what they want two three by the three of us. I can do it across everything
yeah, blue hole you get our last one last night if
Lawrence is right. It's fantastic again
my big thing is blue apron gets you to eat stuff that you would never a think you were capable of making and
think to eat at home like I had like a
shrimp pasta dish and a like cajun chicken where I made my own coleslaw
And then I'm probably tonight having staked her teams oh
So it's like I would never think to do these things or attempt that lawrence was talking about you made the pickles
Yeah, did that thing well? I was it was a different
I think was a different dish than the one you. What are the quick pickles? Oh, no, okay?
So just a dressing for I was wonderful yet
You like they teach you how to make mother effing pickles like it's a language
I don't know
I never sorry
But you can check out this week's menu and get your first three meals for free with free shipping
They're going to blow your apron calm slash soup once again. That's blue apron calm slash soup and
Use your hand do it provided. They're clean we want you to keep me say this every time you're a droid
But it's like we should do a cooking class or like yeah some cooking video
Oh, we got to get we got to get believe in the to pay for that first up dude
It's it's a fun thing even when you f up. No, I'm still food. Yeah, you've not burned
Yeah, I mean. I I've done a void burns himself, and we still ain't know like we saved it. Oh
Yeah, newlin trash man kept throw anything away. Oh yeah, you know I do too. I feel
I have never felt so bad then throwing away a blue apron meal because it's like
I've bought like a whole bunch of strawberries and eaten half of it, and it goes bad among all strawberries
Whatever there's something that seems extra tragic about getting all the pieces and just not even putting it together
Yeah, it's like you can buy a bunch of wood until yourself. I'm going to build a house somehow that's less tragic
Then I don't know where the analogies going with that. Oh my stop puzzle, not putting it together
I mean, I I can't I cannot see food go to waste. I just I feel even if I'm not hungry
I'm like well, when will I eat again laptops to get sure you might die. Oh, yeah, that's valid
Yeah, my next up. We got a new and we've got a new console boys
All right back what and better than ever
I heard you talking about this, and I didn't look it up because I wanted to wait. Oh yeah, oh, no
Yeah, I'm a joke. It's the atari box my dude, whoa
This is just an eraser that it is a 3D render wait but from AtArI from AtAri
What look all those pores like it so a nice oil company on the tire atari nine heads
I thought its intro grams about I don't know beige
Because that's it's supposed to classic the or its supposed to channel the classic styling of the original atari 27, just played Atari games
I'm glad you asked James it does both
So here's here's a note from the announced
Quote inspired by classic Atari design Elements such as the iconic use of wood rib the lines and raised back when you're creating a smooth
Design with ribs again with the flow seamlessly all around the body of the product a front panel that can be either wood or glass
A front facing logo indicator lights that glow through the material an array of new Ports HDMI four times usb Sd
We intend to release two editions of wood and black red edition as you can guess these ports are just modern internal specs
It also means that we will be able to deliver classic gaming content
We will also be delivering current gaming content with new Atari games to streaming blog asteroids
Mm. It sounds like a
Like an Android box or that sound like that like a se or something?
Yeah, you got trick kids. Epson ooh yeah, ooh, yeah, now here's. Here's the real like
Re they changed or sorry is it like that you get to access the games through the entire game store
I don't have anything nearly so so define there you go no no uh
So let's see here
Eurogamer followed up on this
Via a french note to investors issued at the end of last month
Quote to limit risk taking this product will initially be launched within the framework of a crowdfunding campaign oh
No, can I give it money now? Uh not yet?
ah
I think there's elements out there to get people just lavery over the envelope of money dollar sorry the game
Folks care of Atari, well while you're there fund my half-life 3 script yeah, we have another gun
And I'm reading all mostly on the atari box. Yeah, whatever you want. Well. I love it. Though. It's just a 3D render
There's no spectrum. I love boxes of things that I don't know what they do I
Was just sure take it wait. Is there a crowdfunding campaign?
Right now are they yet? So they're they send an investor call that that's that's going to be their plan
But that may have changed may have changed in the meantime. They didn't make it
They just said we plan on doing it they hired somebody to do it design for them
And then they really are going to make screen a pretty good amount of money
I would say
I think they're going to be we're going to give them some of the neighborhood like a half million really it is I feel like
We've already come around on the atari. Have way I feel like atari missed their mark other people want Super Nintendos
They want then move ok wait hold on yeah, but shenmue is still sooner than Atari
I'm like what what are you going to get from it?
No, one no one no adult now has fond memories of their time with their Dharam
I think it we need a pC-based to Nass omar. Oh omar omar getting one
Yeah
You know Mark Omar's not getting it
I think this is the same market that Chris Roberts tapped into you for starters and a bunch of 55 year old men
That have a lot of disposable income
To give to a video game that's not real and buy a ship that's nowhere close to even a game for like
$10,000 I said maybe I think that atari has a little bit of more of a
levers in the Market
but maybe they don't I would hope that they don't
People are just saying I think they're referring to the people who wrote the song about the boys of summer and they are even wrong
About that ha ha ha those slick lines look at that would rain 3D render. It's not real it's real now
All right, I will I will give him this okay. Sorry logo is awesome
That's cool with it like the ert barn door the eighties are crazy shirt
Yeah, what's written t-shirt the box if that design doesn't upcoming look like that it is sleek
And it would look cool in a house, but if it costs more than $25. There's a soul girl half oh
1.2 million telling you it was that coming today? No no, I'm so tables been up for a month yeah here
we go me a favor laurence look up the
Okay, it's spelt. It's the seed, but with three e's
Rp lidar, that's Rp. Li Da Ra -
It's the thinnest light Arc. What are you talking look it up?
I'm just saying because omar's always my barometer for like things that should be bought you find it
There it is the light are what the hell is that detect lies?
I don't know so I was the poem are we buying it or not. Yeah, this is omar
Omar nervo is just a scanner thing. I don't know oh. Oh no. This is that's the wrong one
Look at me like it's a later a laser detector. You need the RP lidar a - yeah
It looks like it scans a room
That's the 360 degree lasers so both omar, and I are we subscribe to this website called mass drop with it's sort of like
Like a fries like deal the week or whatever, but it's like
It's never anything really oh, so he's just gaming chair answer for robots mainly
It's like a Roomba basically
But this is one of the funniest emails ever got because they're like C
R p light Ra to the thinnest light R and I extended it
And then it's like it cost three hundred and seventy nine dollars and was like oh oh Marv. What is this?
I know it those are those are the things from prometheus that the guy sends out?
So that way they can see what the tunnels look like it was one of the funniest
Descriptions though because it's like ideal for hobbyists and tinkerers the seed RP light Ra - is capable simultaneous localization and mapping 360 degree scanning
triangulation 3D modeling human interaction, and more like what working that one size that
Somebody that they scan their home, and they're oh my God I have a perfect
I know exactly what my home looks like from above and the architects holding the blueprints is like
suitable for indoor and outdoor environments the slam ready device can be configured your
Specifications and integrated with external bots and gadgets for more information on all the extended capabilities and performance click here
I think that it's island sipping it silly like you
Goes on a Roomba that will skate like ski in the room and tell it where to go basically if it doesn't the Roomba do
That well no the room. I had mentioned is similar to the light box yeah first
It has a distance resolution less than that of 0.5
Shut up, well there you have it
How are you buying one?
Yeah, oh yeah, so that's perfect for a battle bot 0.5. That's exactly laughs yeah, did you see the number of point five?
No, you said it was in less than less than point. Oh that well, that's even that. I could be point four holes better
It's like well
I'm tired of all these like point seven I just I just thought I had seen everything that had gone on sale no
They don't knives. I know it's seen everything the lidar
But it is the first time this thing came up
And I'm like I don't know this isn't the more I read about it the less. I know Mm-hmm
It was just like perfect for triangulation in human interaction like yeah
Look is this alright. Anyway. Well, I was a fun story even though that's pretty hard not now
We got a we got to officially put a stake in hard net now
So the previous winner sinclair networks the fake Facebook company that accidentally tripped into a landmine of mass effect mass effect DlC. Yes
They were netting pretty hard
but this guy Ivan Doren
Single notes hidden F6 cool, right all mars is the audio on when people hear this
He's looked grating up his lidar. This is important, so this is him really just just video anyway. I want to hear it
Yeah, okay. Take it to the channel. Please sure yeah, anyway. Look at it click the one on the left far left
On Middle 25,000 view that's great the missing note. He's had a few viral hit
Why?
wait what he was nowhere near it that's right a hit, so
He has had a few like breakouts
He's got like a couple hundred thousand views videos, but most of them are like my love house week
So that was one thing he go - he go yak, 1000 view oh
So he's just trying to hit note. Huh, don't let it stick
So that's the thing the most tone-deaf human being in the world anything. He does I
Don't know. He's a nice book
He seems like a nice guy he he also did a video over the rings relating
Lord of the rings to the American railroad line it is that essentially in the lord of the rings that or I was there's the
Hospital boxes in the background of a person the second of which which I thought not sound so anyway
There's a lot of stuff later
He's gonna sing it ruin the show what sometimes you just put up with interesting thoughts widows intersect sexual one. I changed my mind
I'm against net neutrality
Because amorites oh yeah, I think I think you got to put up a following from the Altamonte crew because of his octave below
No worries. I handle your brand yeah, I
Mean I think Jumpin what the highest note we went on it. Oh
That's good. That's a real I know this is all
you felt like a light like a
nose ah
Fine have sex although the trick is you seeing a take on me working? Yeah? Yeah, you can. I can't sing it really are
Not good. They're a good day. I can just barely crackle out that take honey
Wait only videos we have I think you post daily let me further to sound like the copies from Jurassic Park. Oh
You just search his name 1.8
Million views how do I just just search his name Ivan Doran just search it, and then it will say Lam
Yeah, and the search yeah weird how youtube doesn't tell you how many video something has so wait
We're just like there, and then he'll show up there
No, no is that weird that's how you figure out video guy, I fucking love this guy, okay. I love him sure well
I'm doing it for a long time. I was from four years ago the other ones from last week
I love it putrid eyes related. I love it. We call out. Thank you. I'm sure muhammad for sending this to me all right
Today, I guess we can bring it to a vote who's it harder
Oh some dorks on Facebook who got fucked by the internet, or this dude. Just fucking slamming notes all across the keyboard up and down
Bruce, what do you think yes?
I think he's absolutely hardened editing much harder than I think a lot of our other contestants in the past few weeks, okay?
I love Ivan. I love them
Adam, are you where you fall um I will vote for Ivan and since the leases in here
I'll vote for her as well fair. She's voting for the the boss
Uhm
Wait groundhog day preempted by a gopher watch it. What's wrong?
Yeah, here, January 21st. Yeah. I love it
I love digital film the state from County Public library had
Born all freeze my and their equivalent of ground in a way, I think we all understand guys just be very well
I understand we all felt like raptors man the raptor you gotta fold your tongue
No, he was talking about groundhog day. Oh
Oh, yeah, kandi-coated an all-night strike mark
What is out here drugs, and he's not going to throw out that beautiful angel voice for nothing who doesn't love drugs
Maybe he loves Candy : never raptors it when that's true
Yeah, corny well I was I've entered the old even brought him in he said hey
We need a new unique sound for our raptors
Can I do it for us Ivan Ivan mine, because it doesn't goo and I had already done it. He's like
Can you sing in F6o?
I don't even need to hear it
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We cut the almonds in half and measure deputy annual minutes per hundred Lego evokes a scientific people with hair like that
I always wonder if they like worse actively go looking roman uh yeah to a bullet out and out graph what he needs to do
There's just need to be someone standing in that dark doorway to the right the whole times everyone's wanted to sort of peak that I
Like hiding back in the shadows that man lived alone. I've ended up
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Well Ivan Doren congrats on
Netting as hard as you possibly can that's a hard to loot you. I love it. Certainly celebrate your work
I love them and I think you with that today this week dude soup is drawn to a close
I've been watching live please stay tuned for the post show we got a lot of fan art this week
Because miss last week well because of our Tx
So I don't be fun to get through if you're not watching live watching an YouTube watching at home
Maybe check it out Deborah Steve calm the full Trio url is a little rough. Maybe I need to set up a url shortener
Maybe I would help people yeah try it out actually
used to have a
Semi semi policy of making like every fourth episode available to everybody. Oh yeah. It's your birthday Dad back in why not?
That's a beagle bun to do it on
Well regardless whether you're watching live at home and your car being embarrassed by these sounds or on YouTube however you do it
I just want to extend to thank you for
Letting us talk to you and listening to what we had to say appreciate it, huh?
It's one of the cooler ways we get to interact with our fans by reading the comments and respect responding to people so appreciate it
And yeah, we'll be back with a poster very shortly, so thanks for watching everybody see you soon. Bye
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