When Charles Darwin studied the process of
evolution in the 1800s, he realized that animals
have a selective breeding process he called
“natural selection.”
Animals who were born with a predisposition
to survive longer in their environment were
the ones to survive and mate with one another,
passing on their DNA.
Because of this process, the species becomes
smarter, faster, stronger, and more likely
to thrive in their environments in the next
generation.
Well, you may wonder – does the rule of
natural selection also apply to humans?
It turns out that natural selection happens
every single day.
There are people who have done things that
are so incredibly stupid, they have died,
ensuring they will never pass on their DNA
to the next generation.
The internet has come together to gather these
stories and dub these people as the winners
of a “Darwin Award.”
In case you were wondering, it may not surprise
you that male Darwin Award winners outnumber
women 7-to-1, and out of any country in the
world, the United States has the most winners,
by far.
10.
Say Cheese!
There is no denying that people are far too
distracted by their cell phones, and texting
and driving has become a very real issue.
However, selfies have become a leading source
of death in recent years.
There have been hundreds of selfie-related
deaths since the creation of the smartphone;
usually people trying to pose near the edge
of a cliff, on railroad tracks, or on a balcony.
One story of such a death is British tourist
named Dean Steele.
He was visiting Germany and wanted to take
a selfie on the Autobahn highway.
The Autobahn is famous for having no speed
limit, so cars can drive as fast as they want.
Usually, during the day, there is far too
much traffic on the road for people to take
advantage of this perk, so most of the speeding
is done at night when the roads are clear.
This is exactly when Steele decided it would
be a good idea to take a selfie in the middle
of the highway, and he promptly got hit by
a car driving at full-speed.
9.
Mystery Liquid
In 2012, a man named Gary Allen Banning was
visiting a friend’s house for a party in
North Carolina.
He spotted a salsa jar with a mysterious golden
liquid, and he decided to take a swig of what
he assumed was someone else’s drink.
It turns out that the jar was filled with
gasoline that the friend had been using to
clean up grease.
While the friends had a good laugh, Banning
spat out the gasoline, and it got all over
his clothes.
Banning needed to take the edge off of what
just happened, so he pulled out his lighter,
and started smoking a cigarette.
The gasoline on his clothes and mouth ignited
into flames.
Banning was rushed to the hospital, but eventually
died from burning alive.
8.
Window Pain
In 1993, an attorney named Garry Hoy was working
on the 24th floor of the TD Centre in Toronto,
Canada for the Holden Day Wilson law firm.
The windows in the building were known for
being unbreakable, and Hoy loved to joke around
by throwing himself at the glass to prove
it.
A group of law students was visiting the firm
one day on a tour, when Hoy went through his
routine of shoving his shoulder into the window.
That day, however, he must not have known
his own strength, because the glass popped
out of the window frame.
He was right – it didn’t break, but he
still went hurtling down 24 stories to his
death.
This story became so well-known that it was
featured on the TV shows Mythbusters, and
1,000 Ways to Die.
It was also featured in a B-movie appropriately
named Darwin Awards.
7.
Faith Healing Failure
In 2015, a pastor from Zimbabwe named Shamiso
Kanyama claimed that he was gifted with powers
from God to heal people.
So, when five men from his town asked for
his help to cure a mysterious illness that
was plaguing their families, he instructed
them to bury him alive, because it would help
him absorb more power from the earth.
Kanyama helped the 5 men dig his own grave,
and laid face-down in the dirt, without a
coffin.
He instructed the men to bury him, and dig
him up after enough time had passed.
Obviously, when they dug him up later, he
was dead.
Despite the fact that multiple witnesses were
there to confirm the story, the 5 men who
buried Kanyama alive all faced charges for
the pastor’s murder.
6.
Oh, the Irony
It seems like common sense that helmet laws
are put in place to protect people’s lives
while riding bicycles and motorcycles.
But when you tell most Americans that they
need to do something, they consider it to
be impeding on their freedoms.
Over 550 motorcyclists participated in a rally
in New York state in the summer of 2011 to
fight for their right to ride without a helmet.
One of the protestors, a 55-year-old man named
Philip A. Contos had to slam on the breaks
to prevent running into a bike in front of
him at the rally, and lost control of his
Harley Davidson motorcycle.
His body was thrown over the handlebars, and
he hit the pavement head-first.
When doctors examined his body at the hospital,
they confirmed that if he had been wearing
a helmet, he would have lived.
5.
A Full Moon
A 25-year-old man named Travis Lane was very
drunk and high after spending the night at
a house party in Otago Township, New Zealand.
A group of friends was standing around a campfire
outside, and Lane thought it would be funny
to pull his pants down and moon, or give a
“brown eye” to oncoming traffic.
Every time he saw a car coming, he would run
towards the road, drop his pants, and then
walk back to the group at the bonfire.
Lane must have thrust his rear end a little
bit too close to the highway during one of
these stunts, because he was hit by oncoming
traffic.
He suffered a broken arm and a brain injury,
and was sent to the hospital.
He died a month later.
The coroner showed no sympathy for Lane, saying,
“He has paid the ultimate price for his
foolishness.”
4.
When Snakes Attack
In one small town in Kentucky, pastors of
a Pentecostal church claim that by handling
poisonous snakes during their sermons, they
are proving that God is protecting them from
harm.
They have a strict policy that if anyone is
ever bitten by a snake, they are not allowed
to seek medical attention, because God will
take care of them.
In 2015, one of the pastors, John David Brock,
was bitten in the arm by venomous snake, and
he refused to seek medical treatment.
Not surprisingly, Brock did not receive the
antivenom, and he died.
He was not the only pastor to die from this
same church, either.
Despite the obvious flaw in their beliefs,
they continue to use deadly snakes during
church services.
3.
Not All Fun and Games
A 45-year-old school teacher named James Young
was at Cedar Point amusement park in Ohio.
He went on the Raptor Roller Coaster, which
twisted and went upside down.
His phone and other personal belongings were
in his pocket during the ride, and they fell
onto the concrete below the tracks.
When the ride was over, he did not notify
the employees running the ride that he needed
to get his phone back.
Instead, he chose to jump over the fence into
a restricted area in order to get it himself.
He jumped down to the tracks… while the
roller coaster was still in operation.
It rushed by at full-speed, and killed him.
It took roughly 30 minutes for paramedics
to arrive, but by then it was already too
late.
If you should ever lose anything on a ride
– please – ask an employee for help.
2.
Over the Falls
Niagara Falls is one of the natural wonders
of the world that lies on the US-Canada border.
It has seen its share of daredevil stunts,
and one attempt in 1995 lead to a man’s
death.
39-year-old Robert Overtracker from California
traveled all the way to the East Coast to
ride a jet-ski at high speed over Niagara
Falls as a stunt to raise money for homelessness.
His plan was to activate a parachute at the
last minute, and fall to safety.
The local police force followed along as he
was going on the jet-ski, pleading for him
to re-think doing the stunt, because it was
far too dangerous.
Unfortunately for him, the parachute never
fully activated, and he plummeted to his death
in front of a crowd of people.
There is no footage of the incident, except
for one photo taken by an Egyptian tourist
at the exact moment he fell off the edge.
1.
The Ancestors Were Disappointed
A psychic from Thailand named Theprit Palee
claimed that he was immortal, because he was
protected the the spirits of his ancestors.
He was a fan favorite for the locals, who
truly believed that he had incredible powers.
Crowds of people would flock to him whenever
he did a public performance.
During a public ritual, Palee stabbed himself
in the chest to prove that he could not die.
Not surprisingly, it resulted in the 25-year-old
bleeding profusely, and later dying at the
hospital.
This was all part of a rehearsed act that
he had done in the past, using a flimsy sword
that usually broke when he stabbed his chest,
but obviously, the sword he used was strong
enough to pierce the skin.
Apparently he wasn’t immortal after all.
Who could have seen that coming?
