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This one's gonna be a bit gory and and a bit crazy.
I'm warning you now...
So last we left off we saw a Quinn-Ora possessed red panda,
Essentially have a game of chicken with our spell scale on a giant mech dragon,
That later crashed outside of the city.
SIPS: Woof.
You know, all that.
Well, now let's rewind a bit.
You see, while the whole dragon thing in the air was going on,
Sips and Erina on the ground were also dealing with some *QUACK*.
As after they see the dragon take off,
SIPS: Oh, no, this is good. This is really, really good.
They hear a familiar voice shout out in the distance.
It's Gothi!
Finally someone competent...
SIPS: Gothi, thank God!
SIPS: Did you find her? Did you find Quinn-Ora?
ERINA: What about the dragon?
GOTHI: What about the dragon?
SIPS: It's fine, these things usually sort themselves out. Anyway, did you find her?
GOTHI: No...
GOTHI: Couldn't find her anywhere.
GOTHI: Though, Sips...
GOTHI: Doesn't she most likely have your severed hand?
SIPS: Yeah, probably, she's creepy like that.
GOTHI: And don't you have the spell,
Locate object.
SIPS: God, damn it....
So I used the spell locate object to essentially locate the Sips' severed hand,
Which we classified as a weapon, in hopes to find Quinn-Ora.
It's kind of like a radar thing.
And pretty much determined that his hand is back...
At City Hall....
Where I just was!
GOTHI: But this is good.
GOTHI: I mean, your goal since the beginning has been to find your severed hand, right?
She's right.
Sips' goal since the beginning of the campaign has been
To find his severed right hand to replace his cursed crocodile hand,
Curing the curse.
And I had been caught up so much in the revenge aspect of killing Quinn-Ora,
That I forgot my goal.
SIPS: Okay, let's go kill a witch.
We reached City Hall, have a tussle with some guards,
Then we hear a falling giant mech dragon crash outside the city.
SIPS: They're probably fine.
We make our way through City Hall and find a secret door in Quinn-Ora's office,
Leading down a winding staircase.
SIPS: Okay, before we go down there. I want to make some ground rules.
SIPS: First of all, Quinn-Ora's mine.
SIPS: You guys gonna fight our crazy voodoo hand stuff, but I get to kill her.
GOTHI: Yeah, that makes sense.         
 ERINA: Yeah, no complaints here.
SIPS: Second, Sneeze, buddy.
SIPS: I know you're eager to murder this woman,
SIPS: But I need you to focus on finding my hand, all right?
SIPS: I know, just...
SIPS: This fights gonna be tough and I need you to be on the sidelines on this one, okay?
SIPS: Look, well go to Baskin Hobgoblins for ice cream after, okay?
SIPS: Fine...
SIPS: I'll get you one of her ears.
SIPS: Why do you want one of her ears?
GOTHI: We should go.
SIPS: Right!
SIPS: So remember, I call dibs.
We leave jawbone to guard the door and descend down the staircase to find...
~Tada~
Quinn-Ora!
Who quickly spots us.
QUINN-ORA: Oh...
QUINN-ORA: Well, looks like somebody remembered they had the spell...
QUINN-ORA: Locate object.
SIPS: What? No, I mean, yes?
SIPS: Shut up!
SIPS: I'm not here to talk, I'm here to kill you!
QUINN-ORA: Too bad...
QUINN-ORA: I figured out how you can cast magic.
QUINN-ORA: I could always share my findings with you...
SIPS: Nope, don't care.
And Sips cast another lightning bolt.
Which goes wild.
SIPS: Oh, this is a good start...
Creating a 70-foot
Permanent, wild magic zone.
So now everybody who casts any magic has a percentile chance that their magic can go wild.
SIPS: This is technically her fault, since she gave me the damn curse!
QUINN-ORA: Pathetic....
QUINN-ORA: Shifting the blame!
Sips dodges out of the way of her whips and the battle is underway.
Gothi and Erina attack her voodoo whippy hands,
As Sips is face-to-face with Quinn-Ora.
And for a time, we even look like we're winning!
But....
There's always a but~
While dodging one of Quinn-Ora's attacks,
Sips rolls a natural one....
And the full force of Quinn-Ora's whip attack at 1D4 times
An ungodly amount,
Comes screaming down toward Sips!
SIPS: *QUACK*
Then, through the madness,
Coming from the sidelines,
Sneeze jumps in front of Sips.
Taking the full brunt of the blows,
Saving Sips.
SIPS: Sneeze...?
QUINN-ORA: What is this thing?
Quinn-Ora then wraps the whips around Sneeze's neck.
QUINN-ORA: Move it.
And with one swift move,
Decapitates Sneeze,
right in front of Sips.
You know those moments you have in D'n'D where time itself kinda slows down,
Because something you can't believe just happened?
yeah, that's one of those moments,
As everyone around the table who was laughing at chatting
Becomes silent.
And realizes what just happened.
QUINN-ORA: Oh thank God, what even was that thing?
QUINN-ORA: Kangaroo thing? Monkey cat?
QUINN-ORA: Well, we'll never know now.
Look, I know you guys haven't known Sneeze for too long, but he was Sips' his best friend.
He was like a brother to him and now his severed head is lying in his lap.
And I don't think I ever told you guys...
What causes Sips' curse to grow....
What really triggers it...
Stress.
Emotional stress.
As Sips lets out a blood-curdling scream at the sight of his dead friend
And his curse grows instantly to 50%.
You think you've seen Sips mad before?
Yeah, you ain't seen nothin'.
Sips shoots off a spell at Quinn-Ora,
Which turns wild.
This is gonna be a lot of wild magic roulette.
Which creates a 10-foot deep pit underneath everyone in front of him.
SIPS: Huh.
Sips jumps down.
First, I was planning to just kill you.
But now I see. I need. To make this. Hurt.
QUINN-ORA:  Oooo~
Made the monkey mad by killing his pet monkey.... cat... thing...
QUINN-ORA: Eh, I'm trying.
Sip shoots off another spell which becomes wild again,
Ripping a hole into reality,
Creating a one-way portal to the fire plane.
SIPS: I might use that later.
Gothi then also casts a spell at Quinn-Ora, which also goes wild,
Gothi: Well, this is new for me.
Causing her and Quinn-Ora to switch clothes.
SIPS: Uh, uh.
Sips then slaps Gothi's mask off of Quinn-Ora
GOTHI: Hoof!
GOTHI: Oh, thank God.
GOTHI: Almost give away some of my plot right there.
*Viewer Screams*
Sips then manages to finally cast a proper spell: Choke.
Yes, I know.
Grabbing and smashing Quinn-Ora to the back of the wall,
Like some Jedi force *QUACK*.
Then he stabs his crocodile hand right into her guts!
Essentially torturing her, as it makes her cry out in agony.
ERINA: Should be um... should we stop this?
GOTHI: Eh, give him ten minutes.
*Witchy Screams*
GOTHI: ...Five minutes.
GOTHI: Maybe... maybe go find his hand....
ERINA: Yep.
I said it was going to get gory.
And a little crazy.
You see, as Sips' curse grows more and more he becomes
Closer and closer to chaotic evil.
Right now at fifty percent,
He's fighting for control against the curse.
So yeah, he a bit cray-cray right now!
SIPS: You know, I didn't think I could hate you more...
SIPS: But you know, here we are.
SIPS: You take away my hand. You take away my---
Quinn-Ora laughs and Sips breaks her arm!
Which then Quinn-Ora keeps laughing.
SIPS: Okay, we can all agree. This lady's crazier than I am right now, right?
QUINN-ORA: Sips, I can tell you so much.
QUINN-ORA: Why you can cast magic?
QUINN-ORA: Why you're more sentient than a normal awakened creature?
QUINN-ORA: What happened that night?
SIPS: Don't. Care.
QUINN-ORA: Don't you want to know your potential?
QUINN-ORA: Your purpose?
SIPS: Purpose?
My purpose is to kill you and to make you feel every agonizing moment of it.
ERINA: Okay calm down there, edge-lord, damn!
Then she starts to mumble some witch doctor hoo-doo jibber-jabber
SIPS: Okay, lady.
SIPS: I think we're done here.
Then, without warning,
Sips feels an immense amount of agonizing energy run through his whole body,
Causing him to scream out in pain.
Quinn-Ora chants some voodoo hoodoo about calling upon the God of the Second Sun
...or whatever I don't know...
Then she passes out like the little *QUACK* she is.
Sips grabs his head, as it feels like it's gonna burst!
You know that really bad migraine you've had before?
Yeah, times that by like a thousand!
As the room starts to crackle with wild magic that just shoots off of his body,
His curse slowly starts to creep up and grow.
60%, 70%, 80%.
If he gets to a hundred, if he reaches that point, it's probably game over.
I don't know what will happen.
He could become Quinn-Ora's minion,
Or crazy, unstoppable crocodile killing machine, that has a lot of teeth!
A lot of teeth.
Either way, it not good.
He's panicking, I'm panicking, everybody around the tables panicking.
GOTHI: Uh, Erina??
GOTHI: Time to get Sips' his hand.
ERINA: It's not that easy!
GOTHI: Just look for a monkey hand!
ERINA: There's a lot of monkey hands!
GOTHI: Look for the one flipping you off!
ERINA: Found it.
GOTHI: There we go.
Further and further, Sips is losing himself and panicking.
Did I... did I mention the panicking?
Erina throws Gothi the hand, who runs up to Sips,
slices off
His cursed right hand,
Slams down his original hand.
Instantly fusing it to his skin.
Magic~
Then there's silence, as the growing of the curse just stops.
Then he passes out. Whoop!
Yeah, as the source of the curse was now severed, the curse is cured and starts to recede back.
Erina, then picks up Quinn-Ora's unconscious body,
Then throws her right into the one-way portal to the fire plane.
ERINA: Another job well done!
GOTHI: You took out all my stuff out of her pockets, right?
GOTHI: Like my potions, ingredients, gold?
ERINA: Another job well---                    
 GOTHI: Are you fu---
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