Caliente am I right?
Hey how's it going everyone? From First
We Feast I'm Sean Evans and you're
watching Hot Ones.
It's the show with hot questions and
even hotter wings, and today we're joined
by our guest
Democratic Presidential nominee Joe
Biden.
Happy to be here, Steve.
Oh it's actually Sean, Mr. Vice President.
You got it, Steve.
Let's go ahead and start with a wing,
this will be the least spicy sauce for today.
Shoot me in the knee because I'm unarmed,
that is spicy!
Boy oh boy, dairy and spicy foods, man,  I'm really living it up today!
So, uh, Mr. Vice President, I just really
want to start out by saying congrats-
Please, call me Jim.
Ah Joe! Call me Joe.
And thank you, I'm very honored to be the Democratic nominee for President.
A lot of people wrote you off as we got
closer to the primaries, what do you
think sent you to the top?
Listen, Stuart Little,
there are over ninety five thousand trillion people
living in this country...
Okay.
and each of those people, they all have a voice, and it just so happens
that most of those voices they were they
were calling out
for Big Joe.
Let's move on to the next
wing
Whoowee! If you don't vote for me after this, you ain't spicy!
What?
You know it.
Jill doesn't let me really drink milk
much these days,
you know, floods the pipes.
A lot of people are asking, if elected
president,
what will you do to make sure that every
American has access to health care
especially during this pandemic?
First off, let me remind you
me and Obama, were like this
and some of that a little bit of that.
What does that mean?
Second, I want to tell you the story
of a little African American boy that I met-
Maybe you shouldn't tell that story-
No, no, no, no you're going to want to hear this.
What was I talking about? Oh yes,
listen Shauna
if you don't tick the tock you're never
going to walk
the walk and if you're here I'm there
and everyone is everywhere.
Vote Joe 2020...4...9... 1989. It's a great novel.
Uh Ernest Hemingway.
[choking]
Jill always- don't eat the bone!
Why would it be in the wing if I wasn't
supposed to eat it?
Okay, let's move on to the quick-fire round.
Fire?!
Fire! Fire!
No, sir it's-
No Big Joe! Big Joe can't go!
Joe, there's no fire, Joe!
Sorry about that, uh, misunderstanding.
Oh it's all right, Shube, I'm sure it
happens to everyone.
Uh why don't we go ahead and wrap up
with one final wing and one final question.
Mr. Vice President, what message would you like to send out to the American people right now?
I would just like to say, I will do everything I can
to unify this beautiful country
and I will push towards a better
and brighter future for every American.
That was actually really nice,
and surprisingly coherent.
You betcha.
Well you have my vote, Mr. Vi-
[fart]
Ah, oh boy.
It happened again.
I sharted.
