
Spanish: 
[Princesa Elise] ¡Hola!
¡Hola!
¡Ay, dios mío!
[Princesa] Ustedes son de lo mejor.
[Ciudadano] Princesa, firme mi partida de nacimiento.
[Ciudadano 2] ¡Te regalo mi casa!
[Ciudadano 3] ¡Firma mis planillas de impuesto!
[Ciudadano 4] ¡Fírmame los dedos del pie!
[Ciudadano 5] Mi cama está hecha de escorpiones.
[Ciudadano 4]... ¿Qué?
[Ciudadano 3] Deberías mandarla a revisar.
[Elise] Wow, este fuego es tan brillante. Es hermoso.
No puedo parar de mirarlo
[Persona desconocida] ¡Oh, dios mío!

English: 
[♫ Marching band version of "Die Young" by Ke$ha ♫]
[Princess Elise] Hi!
[Elise] Hi! (giggling)
[Elise] Oh my gosh...
[Elise] You guys are too much...
[Random Citizen] Princess, sign my birth certificate!
[Elise] You guys are too much...
[Random Citizen] Take my house!
[Random Citizen] Sign my tax forms!
[Random Citizen] Sign my toes!
[Random Citizen] My bed is made of scorpions.
[A Different Random Citizen] ...What?
[Yet Another Random Citizen] You should get that fixed!
[Elise] Wow, this fire is so bright. Beautiful.
[Elise] I can't stop looking at it.
[Elise] Woah.
[Unknown person] Oh God!

Spanish: 
[Elise] Es como si estuviera girando dentro de mí.
Ay, mierda. Está afuera de mí...
Okey... Sí, estoy bien.
[Sacerdote] Princesa, tuvo otra visión a lo "Es tan Raven".
[Elise] Oh, no. Estaba soñando despierta.
Estoy aquí... para el pueblo.
[Sacerdote] De acuerdo. Bueno, hagamos que se prenda esta fiesta.
Prende esta vaina, ahora mismo.
[Elise] Voy a prender esta vaina, ahora mismo.
[Sacerdote] Gracias, Princesa. ¡Esta noche la vamos a pasar prendidos!
[Elise] Más fino.
[Chase] Espero que alguien joda con los fuegos artificiales..
[Elise] Gracias, chicos~
[Robot 1] ¡Somos los robots! ¡Estén quietos!
[Robot 2] Estoy muy pesado.
[Robots] ¡Quietos!
[Robots] ¡Quietos!
[Robot 3] ¿Lo estoy haciendo bien? Es mi primer día en el trabajo.

English: 
[Elise] It's like it's spinning within me.
[Elise] Oh shit, that's outside—
[Elise] —outside of me. Okay. Yes. I'm good!
[Priest] Princess, you had a That's So Raven vision once more.
[Elise] Oh no, I just day-dreamed. I'm here—for the people.
[Priest] Alright, well, let's get litty in this bitch.
[Priest] Light that bitch up right now.
[Elise] I will light this bitch up, right now.
[Priest] Thank you, Princess. We're gonna get higher than a kite tonight!
[Elise] It's lit, fam.
(crowd cheers)
[Chase] Oh man, I hope somebody fucks up the fireworks.
[Elise] Thanks guys~
[Elise] Ah!
[Robots] We are the robots! Please freeze! 
There's too much weight.
[Robots] Please freeze!
[Robots] Please freeze!
[Robot] Am I doing this right? It's my first day on the job. Please freeze.

Spanish: 
[Eggman] Buenas noches, princesa.
¿Te gusta mi traje, con mis 4 tetillas?
Ahora, debes hacerme caso y entrar a este barco conmigo.
No, barco no. ¡Mi nave!
Dámela...
¡Tienes la Esmeralda Caos en tus manos!
Dame esa mierda ahora mismo o te la voy a quitar.
[Eggman] Dámela
[Elise] ¿Y si mejor no?
[Eggman] Oh, ¿prefieres hacerlo por las malas?
Parece que tendremos que...
Espera, estos no son tornados, ¡no estamos en Arizona!
¿Qué esta sucediendo?
[Sonic el Erizo] ¡Vaya, este sí que es un desfile emocionante!
[Eggman] ¡Atrapen a ese maldito Erizo!
[Sonic] ¡Aquí voy!
[Robot] ¡Oh, dios!, ¡es un acróbata!
[Sonic] ¡Voy a matarlos a todos!
Y... *toque*
¡No te caigas!
¡UNO!

English: 
[Dr. Eggman] (chuckling) Urh huh huh heh heh.
[Eggman] Why, hello there, young princess!
[Eggman] Do you like my outfit? My four nipples?
[Eggman] Now— you must acquire me by getting on this boat right now!
[Eggman] Not the boat— my ship!
[Eggman] Gimme this—
[Eggman] You have the Chaos Emerald!
[Eggman] In your hands!
[Eggman] Gimme that shit right now or I'm gonna rip it off you my goddamn self.
[Eggman] Give it to me!
[Elise] Uh, how about no? Hehe.
[Eggman] Oh. You'd rather do this the hard way.
[Eggman] Well, then it looks like we're gonna-
[Eggman] Wait, those aren't tornadoes, this isn't Arizona!
[Eggman] What's happening?!
[Sonic the Hedgehog] My! That's a pretty snazzy performance there.
[Elise] Eh?!
[Sonic] HmMMmMm...
[Eggman] Get that goddamn hedgehog!
(gunfire)
(gunfire)
[Sonic] Hyah! I'm going down!
[Robot] Oh my God, he's an acrobat!
[Sonic] I'm gonna kill all of you!
[Sonic] And... poke!
[Robot] (anguished robot scream)
[Sonic] Oh, don't fall!
[Sonic] HAHA, HA
[Sonic] O N E !

Spanish: 
Vamos, Elise.
[Eggman] Sonic, ¿a donde crees que vas hijo de perra?
¡Ya deja de robarte a mis mujeres!
[Sonic] ¡Nunca me atraparás~!
No te preocupes, Eggman es un cabeza-de-huevo.
[Eggman] ¿Qué fue lo que me llamaste?
[Silver] Oh, quizás deba... ehh...
Creo que él ya lo tiene bajo control.
Creo que... Digo, sería muy incómodo si bajo en este momento...

English: 
[Laughter]
[Sonic] Come on, Elise.
[Eggman] Sonic, where do you think you're going you motherfucking--
[Eggman] Oh! He's cockblocking me! Get him!
[Sonic] You're never gonna get me~!
[Sonic] Don't worry, Eggman's an egghead.
[Eggman] What did you call me?!
[Silver] Oh, I should... uh...
[Silver] I-I guess he's got it handled.
[Silver] I'll just... I mean it'd be really awkward if I walked in now, so...
(wheezing laughter)
[Penny Parker's cover of "His World"]
Well, it's been a while, but we're ready to go
'Cause now the fandub has started
and we're ready to show
We got the good bits poppin'
And our microphones
Throw 'em right back!
Get into the flow!
Come on and get yourself together,
There's no time to quit,
'Cause when you put the time in,
You'll be in laughing fits!
Here comes a running gag in this dub:
[unintelligible]
So if you wanna get in,
Best bring the bits!
We can't stop now, rock and roll!
Don't stop now, come on and rock and roll!
In this dub
No lines to throw
In this dub
Never stop or slow!

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¿Estás bien, princesa?
[Robots] Matar...
[Sonic] No, no pueden matar a nadie.
En especial a mí.
[Robot] ¡No, por favor! ¡Tengo familia!
[Sonic] ¡¿Ah?! Suena como que te están secuestrando.
[Eggman] Sí, Sonic. Tengo a tu perra, la tengo en la palma de mis manos.
[Sonic] ¡Eggman, bájala de ahí!
[Eggman] No, bájate tú de ahí.
[Eggman] Me la voy a llevar junto con las Esmeraldas Caos.
[Elise] ¡Toma!

English: 
When you quip without a script you'll find
It's not funny all the time
But if we never try we'll never know!
Watch yourself, watch yourself
Don't wait around!
Watch yourself, watch yourself
Don't wait around!
Just say what pops in your head
Then go!
[Sonic] Are you okay, princess? Whoa!
[Robots] Gotta kill—
[Sonic] No, you can't kill anybody. Especially not me!
[Sonic] No, you can't kill anybody. Especially not me!
[Robot] Oh my god, I have a family.
[Sonic] Huh?! It sounds like you're getting taken away!
[Eggman] Yes, Sonic, I got 'cha bitch! I got her in the palm of my hands!
[Sonic] Put her down, Eggman!
[Eggman] You put yourself down.
[Eggman] I'm taking her AND the Chaos Emeralds.
[Eggman] I'm taking her AND the chaos emeralds.
[Elise] Take it!
[Elise] Houee!

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¡Elise, no! ¡Se me va a caer!
Oh, gracias a dios.
Está bien. ¡No te preocupes, te rescataré!
[Eggman] No, no lo harás.
[Sonic] Claro que sí.
[Elise] Tómala y pórtate bien.
[Eggman] Me la llevaré a mi nave y no las verás más nunca, Sonic. Ya estarás muerto.
¡10.000 años, Sonic!
[Eggman] ¡10.000 añooooos!
[Sonic] Tú tampoco vas a vivir diez mil años.
[Eggman] ¡Dije diez mil años!
[Sonic] ¡Oye, no te burles!
[Eggman] Bueno, Sonic, ve a leer un libro o algo.
Nos vemos, imbécil.
[Sonic] Sé leer muy bien, para tu información...
¡No!
Vaya, ¡esto apesta!
[Eggman] Pendejo.
[Shadow el Erizo] Malditos robots, siempre me quitan mi puesto no tener personalidad.
¿Cómo te puedo hacer explotar?
Tengo nuevos poderes a los que tengo que ajustarme.
Como sea... ¡Oh, mierda, una luz!

English: 
[Sonic] I'm gonna drop it, Elise, no!
[Sonic] Oh, thank God. Okay, I'll rescue you. Don't worry.
[Eggman] No, you won't.
[Sonic] I will!
[Elise] Take it, be good.
[Eggman] I'm taking her back to my ship and you'll never see her again, Sonic. You'll be dead.
[Eggman] 10,000 years, Sonic!
[Eggman] 10,000 years!
[Sonic] You won't even live for then— ten thousand years.
[Eggman] Then thousand years!
[Sonic] Said the— Don't make fun of me!
[Eggman] Wow, Sonic, go read a book or something. See ya, idiot.
[Sonic] I can read very well, actually.
[Sonic] No!
[Sonic] Well, that smarts.
[Eggman] Dumbass.
(gunfire)
[Shadow the Hedgehog] Dang robots— always taking my job of being bland.
[Shadow] How'd I blow you up? How'd I blow YOU up?
[Shadow] I have some powers I need to kind of adjust to. Anyway— oh crap, light!

Spanish: 
Oye...
...brazalete, dime mi futuro.
[Brazalete] Soy yo, el soldado de GUN que te está hablando.
Tu futuro es: Indeterminado.
[Shadow] Eso no me sirve de nada.
Gasté como 20 dólares para comprarte.
Como sea. Voy a meterme a la—
[Shadow] Eso fue raro, desmaterializándome y rematerializándome.
De todas formas, Rouge, ese púrpura que tienes es muy bonito.
[Rouge la Mujerciélago] Gracias, me sienta muy bien ese color.
¿Y qué te parece mi cetro?
[Shadow] Está muy bonito. De hecho, ese era el púrpura al que me refería.
[Rouge] Oh.
[Shadow] Combina con tu rosado.
[Rouge] Ya entiendo.
¿Qué sucede?
[Shadow] Es un terremoto, Rouge.
Vamos, ¿no aprendiste sobre esto en la escuela?
[Robot] Los vamos a joder.
[Rouge] Yo... no sé qué son los terremotos.
[Shadow] Entonces no serás de ayuda contra estos Robots de Terremoto.
[Sonic] Oh. ¡Hola, Tails!
[Tails la Zorra] ¡Hola, Sonic!
[Sonic] Tiempo sin verte.

English: 
[Shadow] Hey.
[Shadow] Wristband. Tell me my future.
[Wristband] It's me. The GUN soldier that's talking to you.
[Wristband] Your future is: Undetermined.
[Shadow] Well, that's pretty lame. I spent like $20 on you.
[Shadow] Anyway, I'm gonna break into—
[Shadow] WHOA!
[laughter]
[Shadow] Well, that was weird. Dematerializing, rematerializing.
[Shadow] Anyway, Rouge, that's a nice purple you have there.
[Rouge the Bat] Thanks, it's a good color on me.
[Rouge] What do you think of my scepter?
[Shadow] I think it's nice. That's the purple I was referring to.
[Rough] Oh.
[Shadow] I mean, it matches your pink.
[Rouge] Gotcha.
[Rouge] What's happening?
[Shadow] It's an earthquake, Rouge.
[Shadow] Like, honestly, didn't you learn about this in third grade?
[Robot] You're getting fucked.
[Rouge] I don't know what earthquakes are.
[Shadow] (scoffs) Then you're gonna be no use against these earthquake robots.
[Sonic] Oh, hey Tails!
[Tails the Fox] Hey Sonic!
[Sonic] Long time no see.

Spanish: 
[Tails] ¿Cómo te va? ¿Quieres ir a comprar un helado?
[Sonic] Bueno...
[Tails] De verdad tengo muchas ganas de comerme uno.
Creo que me compraré un Sundae o algo así, no lo sé.
Tal vez algo con chispitas encima.
[Sonic] ¡Me llevaré UNA paleta, por favor!
[Tails] ¡Okey!
[Tails] ¡Adiós, Sonic!— Oh, okey.
[Tails] ¿Puedo volar? ¿Qué?
[Sonic] Aw, lo perdimos de nuevo.
¡Siempre se nos escapa la nave de los helados, Tails!
[Tails] ¡Rayos!
*Pluma*
[Tails] Se le cayó una pluma. No sabía que los aviones tenían plumas.
[Sonic] ¿Será de vainilla?
[Tails] Supongo...
[Tails] ¡Adiós!
[Sonic] ¡Delicioso!
[Shadow] ¡Mierda, son rayos!
Por suerte, llegamos a la sala de computadoras.
Oye— Oye, Rouge. Oye, Rouge. ¡Oye, Rouge!
[Rouge] ¿Sí?
[Shadow] ¡Encontramos la sala de computadoras!

English: 
[Tails] How's it goin'? You want to go get some ice cream?
[Sonic] (distracted) Well...
[Tails] I'm-- I'm really hungry for some ice cream.
[Tails] I could go for a sundae or something right now.
[Sonic] Hmmm...
[Tails] I don't know, maybe... something with sprinkles.
[Sonic] I'll take  o n e  scoop, please!
[Tails] Okay!
[Tails] Bye Sonic! I— Oh, okay.
[Tails] I can fly? What?
(♫"Do Your Ears Hang Low" instrumental♫)
[Sonic] Aw, missed him again. We always miss the ice cream airship, Tails!
[Tails] Aw man!
(sfx) feather!
[Tails] It dropped a feather. I didn't think airplanes had feathers.
[Sonic] What is this one, vanilla?
[Tails] I guess so.
[Tails] Bye!
[Sonic] Yummy, yummy in my tummy!
[Shadow] Oh crap. Rays.
[Shadow] Well, fortunately we made here to the computer room.
[Shadow] Hey— hey Rouge. Hey Rouge, hey Rouge.
[Rouge] Yeah.
[Shadow] We found— we— we found the computer room.

English: 
[Rouge] Oh fuck, the computer room.
[Rouge] We could play so much Fortnite in here, dude.
[Shadow] Are you kidding?
[Rouge] Just think of all the Fortnite battles we could win in this room with this much technology.
[Rouge] We'd be unstoppable.
[Shadow] That's lame. Listen.
[Shadow] I appreciate the effort, but the new rage is Doki Doki Literature Club battle royale.
[Rouge] Ohhh. I never heard about that one.
[Rouge] Ohhh. I never heard about that one.
[Shadow] That's the new Monika re-design.
[Shadow] She's like a redhead... even though she was, like, kinda brunette? I don't know.
[Shadow] I didn't play Doki Doki.
[Rouge] I've not heard about that one yet, what's it about? How does it work?
[Rouge] It sounds like a fun game.
[Rouge] But, I mean, my favorite game is Fortnite, obviously.
[Rouge] And this is a Fortnite update. This is a DLC I purchased.
[Rouge] It's like an Amiibo.
[Shadow] I'm so proud of you.
[Rouge] Thank you!
[Rouge] We're gonna go there.
[Rouge] That's where we should— that's the island we should drop on right there.
[Shadow] So, this is the fabled Tilted Towers.
(laughter)

Spanish: 
[Rouge] ¡Mierda, es la sala de computadoras!
¡Podemos jugarnos Fortnite todo el día!
[Shadow] ¿Es en serio?
[Rouge] ¡Piensa en todas las partidas de Fortnite que ganaríamos con toda esta tecnología!
[Rouge] Nadie nos vencería.
[Shadow] Qué aburrido, mira...
Aprecio tu entusiasmo, pero el nuevo juego de moda es Doki Doki Literature Club Battle Royale.
[Rouge] Ohhhh... No había escuchado de ese.
[Shadow] Ese es el nuevo look de Monika.
Ahora es pelirroja, ¿aunque pensé que tenía el pelo castaño? No lo sé.
[Shadow] Nunca jugué Doki Doki.
[Rouge] No había oído de ese. ¿De que trata?, ¿cómo funciona?
Suena divertido.
Pero, quiero decir, obviamente Fortnite es mi juego favorito.
Y esta es una actualización.
Es un DLC que compré. Es como un Amiibo.
[Shadow] Me enorgulleces.
[Rouge] ¡Gracias!
[Rouge] Vamos a ir ahí.
Esa es la isla donde vamos a aterrizar.
[Shadow] Así que este es el famoso "Tilted Towers"

English: 
[Shadow] I could make a joke about that being the Battle Bus, but—
[Shadow] (gasp) It's you!
[Eggman] (sinister laughter)
[Eggman] I know where we're droppin' today, boys. (laughs)
[Rouge] Eggman, how did you get here?
[Eggman] How do you think I get here? I floated down on my giant Battle Bus.
[Eggman] (incoherent mumbling)
[Eggman] You know what I'm sayin'? It's Fortnite. How could you not know about Fortnite?
[Eggman] You said you played. You were BatFucker69 on there.
[Shadow] I haven't seen you since... The Incident.
[Robot] BatFucker.
[Eggman] We don't talk about The Incident, Shadow. Now, DIE!
[Eggman] We don't talk about The Incident, Shadow. Now, DIE!
[Robot] I'll destroy you BatFucker!
[Shadow] Oh, Christ!
[Robot] It's been determined!
[Rouge] That's so mean!
[Shadow] That's what you get for unironically having '69' in your name.
[Shadow] That's what you get for unironically having '69' in your name.
[Shadow] Teriaaa!
[Rouge] Oh Shadow, you saved me!
[Eggman] AHA!
[Eggman] No, god!
[Shadow] Oh crap, the Purple's falling in a very long time!
[Rouge] No! Gimme the— get the purple!
[Rouge] Oh no!
(♫"We Like to Party!" by Vengaboys♫)
[Rouge] Oh no!
(♫"We Like to Party!" by Vengaboys♫)
[Robots] (repeatedly) Ow. Ow. Ow.
[Robots] (repeatedly) Ow. Ow. Ow.

Spanish: 
Haría un chiste de que ese es el Autobús de Batalla, pero...
¡Es él!
[Eggman] Ya sé a donde nos vamos a aterrizar hoy, muchachos.
[Rouge] Eggman, ¿cómo llegaste aquí?
¿Cómo crees que llegué aquí? Aterricé en mi Autobús de Batalla gigante.
♫ ¡Se viene el Autobús! ♫
¿Saben de qué hablo? ¡Es Fortnite! ¡¿Acaso no saben de Fortnite?!
Tú dijiste que jugabas, que tu usuario era "La_Mujercielago_69"
[Shadow] No nos vemos desde... el incidente.
[Eggman] Aquí no hablamos del incidente, Shadow. ¡Ahora, muere!
[Shadow] ¡Ay, cristo!
[Rouge] ¡Qué malo eres!
[Shadow] Eso te pasa por tener "69" en tu nombre de usuario.
¡Teriaaaaaaaaaah!
[Rouge] ¡Oh, Shadow, me salvaste!
[Eggman] ¡Oh, dios, no!
[Shadow] ¡Mierda, el púrpura está cayendo en cámara lenta!
[Rouge] ¡No, ve y agarra el púrpura!
¡Oh, no!

Spanish: 
[Shadow] Así que este es el poder del Púrpura.
Mejor no lo toco.
[Rouge] ¿Se rompió?
[Shadow] No lo sé— ¡MIERDA!
[Rouge] ¡Oh, dios mío!
[Eggman] ¡Oh, no! ¡Liberaron al Ramen instantáneo!
¡Tenemos que irnos ya!
[Rouge] Noooooo mi Amiibo...
[Shadow] Una sombra... Siento que debería llevarme bien con este sujeto, pero...
No lo sé, hay algo en él—  ¡AH!
Atravesó el piso. ¿Quién se cree que es?,
¿Danny Phantom?
[Shadow] Es mi sombra... Así que por eso me llamo así.
Oh, viejo... ¿estas bien?
¿Todo bien?, ¿necesitas agua?
[Rouge] ¡Mierda!, ¿quién carajo es ese?
[Shadow] Dale un segundo para que se le destape la garganta.
[Mephiles] Bienvenidos a Tilted Towers.
Permítanme presentarme.

English: 
[Shadow] So it's the power of Purple. I don't want to touch it.
[Rouge] Did he break it?
[Shadow] I don't kno— OH GOD
(♫"We Like to Party!" beat drops♫)
[Shadow] I don't kno— OH GOD
(♫"We Like to Party!" beat drops♫)
[Mephiles] (visceral screaming)
[Rouge] Oh my god!
[Eggman] Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, NOW.
[Rouge] Nooo, my Amiibo...
[Shadow] A shadow. I feel like I should be able to feel with this guy, but...
[Shadow] I don't know. Something about it— AUGH!
[Shadow] Going through the floor. Who do you think you are, Danny Phantom or something?
[Rouge] (gasps)
[Shadow] My shadow... That's how I got my name!
[Mephiles] (menacing laughter)
[Shadow] My shadow... That's how I got my name!
[Mephiles] (coughs)
[Shadow] My shadow... That's how I got my name!
[Mephiles] (violent coughing)
[Shadow] Oh d— dude, you alright?
[Mephiles] (more violent coughing)
[Shadow] You good? Good? You need a lozenge?
[Rouge] Oh my god, who the fuck is that?
[Shadow] Just let him have— just give him a second to clear his throat.
[Mephiles] (menacing laughter)
[Mephiles] Welcome to Tilted Towers.
(wheezing laughter)
[Mephiles] Allow me to introduce myself.

English: 
[Mephiles] My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I'm part lizard.
[Mephiles] Nice to— Yoroshiku egai-ishima, as they say in Nippon.
[Shadow] Mee-Philes! I should've guessed.
[Shadow] What happened to your mouth?
[Mephiles] Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know?
[Mephiles] There's a new trend going around online called "kinning."
[Mephiles] My body is reforming to suit your own.
[Mephiles] Soon I will be 100% Shadow, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
[Mephiles] (villainous laugh)
[Shadow] I can, um, kick your ass. Right now.
[Mephiles] (Minecraft zombie growl)
[Mephiles] Let me get a good smell of you, little boy.
[Mephiles] (deep congested breathing)
[Shadow] No. Okay. You have to... gonna have to back up.
[Mephiles] (snort laughs) Look at this orb.
[Mephiles] Inside you'll see the future.
[Mephiles] In your future, it looks like you'll kiss seven girls. How lucky for you.
[Mephiles] I learned this a few minutes ago.
[Shadow] Joke's on you! If you were a true copy of me, you'd know I'm gay.
[Shadow] Joke's on you! If you were a true copy of me, you'd know I'm gay.
[Mephiles] Here, come to my house. C'mon, let's just go.
[Rouge] Wha--!
[Mephiles] To my house.
(sfx) fwoom!

Spanish: 
Me llamo Memphis Tennessee, y soy mitad-lagarto.
Gusto en— Yoroshiku onegaishimasu, como dirían en Nippon.
[Shadow] ¡Me-Files! Debí haberlo adivinado.
¿Qué le pasó a tu boca?
[Mephiles] Oh, ¿acaso no lo sabes, Shadow el Erizo?
Hay una nueva moda en el Internet llamada "kinning"
Mi cuerpo se está modificando para parecerse al tuyo.
Pronto seré 100% Shadow y no hay nada que puedas hacer para evitarlo.
[Shadow] Puedo... patearte el trasero ahorita mismo.
[Mephiles] Deja que te eche una buena olfateada.
[Shadow] No. Okay, vas a tener que... alejarte.
[Mephiles] Observa esta esfera.
Dentro de ella verás el futuro.
Veo que en tu futuro te besarás con 7 chicas.
Qué suerte la tuya.
[Shadow] ¡Mentiroso! Si fueras una copia de mí, sabrías que soy Gay.
[Mephiles] Vamos a mi casa.
[Mephiles] Vengan, vamos a mi casa.
[Rouge] ¿Qué?—

English: 
(laughter)
[Alfred] This game is awful.
[Blue] We just got fucking Thanos'd. What the shit?
[Alfred] This game is awful.
[Blue] We just got fucking Thanos'd. What the shit?
[Ryan] We just disappeared!
[Silver the Hedgehog] Okay, so.. Google Maps said the Denny's would be just around this corner. Denny's?
[Silver] Augh!
[Silver] Get out.. of my way please!
[Silver] Thank you!
[Blaze the Cat] Silver!
[Silver] Huh?
[Blaze] Silver! The Denny's is that way.
[Silver] Finally, a Grand Slam!
[Silver] Let's go!
(laughing)
(laughing)
[Blaze] Save a cheese melt for me, Silver!
(laughing)
(laughing)
[Blaze] There it is: the Grand Slam! The Grandest Slam of them all -
[Grand Slam] It is I, the Grand Slam!
[Silver] I'm gonna savor every morsel of this. Let's go!

Spanish: 
[Alfred] Este juego es una mierda.
[Blue] ¿Qué vergas? Thanos nos desapareció.
[Ryan] Se desaparecieron de la nada.
[Silver el Erizo] Bueno... Google Maps dijo que Denny's estaría detrás de esta esquina. ¿Denny's?
¡Sal de mi camino!... por favor.
Gracias.
[Blaze la Gata] ¡Silver!
¡Silver! El Denny's está por allá.
[Silver] Por fin me podré comer un desayuno.
¡Vamos!
[Blaze] Guárdame un sándwich de queso, Silver.
[Blaze] Aquí está: El Gran Desayuno. Es el desayuno legendario.
[Gran Desayuno] Soy yo, el Gran Desayuno.
[Silver] Me voy a saborear cada bocado. ¡Vamos!

Spanish: 
[Gran Desayuno] No podrán comerme. ¡Ambas de sus almas se volverán parte del Gran Desayuno!
[Blaze] ... y luego nos lo comimos.
[Silver] ¡No puedo creer que nos comimos el desayuno entero!
[Blaze] Lo sé, estoy repleta. Creo que tomaré una siesta.
[Silver] Yo siempre quiero dormir. Sabes que siempre estoy cansado.
¡Y lo odio! Porque cuando intento dormirme, no puedo.
[Blaze] Lo sé, y te luego pones bien emo.
[Silver] Oh, como quisiera dormir, Blaze. Estoy cansado de estar tomando melatonina. Siempre me da sueño.
[Blaze] Te entiendo perfectamente, amigo.
El insomnio es de lo peor, ¿cierto?
[Mephiles] Hola, gamers.
¿Acaso estaban hablando de Fortnite?
No, no voy a pretender de que estaban hablando de Fortnite
La verdad es que me encanta mencionar mi juego favorito en toda conversación.
Yo también sufro de insomnio, pero, a diferencia de ustedes, el mío no es causado por la depresión.
[Silver] Oye, eso no es– Bueno, sí, es verdad. Estoy deprimido.

English: 
[Grand Slam] You will not consume me. I will have both of your souls ingested in the Grand Slam!
[Blaze] ...and then we ate it.
[Silver] I can't believe we ate the who~ole thi~ng…
[Blaze] I know, I'm stuffed. I could use a nap, Silver.
[Silver] Well, I just always want to sleep, you know. I'm tired all the time.
[Silver] I hate it. 'Cause then when I try to go to sleep, I--I can't.
[Blaze] I know, and you angst so much about it.
[Silver] Oh, I just wanna sleep, Blaze. I'm so tired of taking melatonin. It makes me tired all the time.
[Blaze] Oh, I fuckin' feel you there, buddy. Insomnia, am I right?
[Mephiles] Hey, gamers.
[Mephiles] Were you talking about Fortnite?
[Mephiles] No, I'm not even gonna pretend you were talking about Fortnite.
[Mephiles] I just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever I can.
[Mephiles] I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you mine is not caused by depression.
[Silver] Hey, that's not–
...Well, yes, I am depressed. Okay.

Spanish: 
[Mephiles] Mi insomnio es porque juego mucho al Fortnite. Me quedo despierto hasta tarde y voy a Tilted Towers...
...En realidad no juego Fortnite. No conozco ningún otro lugar.
[Mephiles] Bienvenidos a mi casa. Como pueden ver, todas mis sillas están inclinadas como las torres de Tilted Towers.
[Silver] Pero no están realmente inclinadas, y esto no es una torre.
[Mephiles] Verán, esta es mi guarida de gamer.
Aquí no han entrado muchas chicas, porque siempre me ponen en la friendzone.
[Silver] Yo quiero que estar en la friendzone,
necesito amigos.
[Mephiles] No es tan agradable como suena,
no te tratan como un amigo, te tratan como a un objeto.
A veces me gustaría ser más que un accesorio para estas mujeres.
pero, desafortunadamente, no me respetan porque soy un gamer.
[Silver] Bueno, yo no soy un gamer, así que a mí quizás sí me respeten.
[Mephiles] Eso solo te hace ser una marica débil.
Esa es la diferencia entre tú y yo, Silver el Erizo.
[Mephiles] Yo soy un macho alfa gamer–

English: 
[Mephiles] Mine is because I play so much Fortnite. I stay up late and go to Tilted Towers.
[Chase, aside] I don't actually play Fortnite. I don't know any other places...
(laughter)
[Mephiles] Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
[Silver] This isn't really tilted or a tower...
[Mephiles] Well, you see, it's a gamer pad.
[Mephiles] Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
[Silver] I'd like to be in the friend zone. I'd like friends.
[Mephiles] It's not as pleasant as you'd think.
[Mephiles] They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item.
[Mephiles] Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women,
[Mephiles] but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
[Silver] Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
[Mephiles] That just makes you a beta cuck.
[Mephiles] That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog.
[Mephiles] I'm an alpha gamer f–
(Chase loses it)

English: 
(cast laughing)
[Mephiles] Anyway, where we–
[Mephiles] Where we droppin', boys?
[Mephiles] These are all the new maps that they've added, and that's a newspaper.
[Blaze] Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, Mephiles?
[Mephiles] That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.
[Silver] It's so cool. Can I add it to my rock collection?
[Sonic] OH! OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
[Silver] Oh my god! That looked like it hurt. What do you think, Blaze?
[Silver] …Blaze?
[Blaze] I didn't see it.
[Mephiles] Give me back my thing.
[Mephiles] You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers.
[Mephiles] If you-- If you still-- Anyway, welcome to my purple orb, it's time to go.

Spanish: 
Como sea, ¿a dónde–?
¿A donde nos aterrizamos, chicos?
Estos son todos los nuevos mapas, y ese de ahí es un periódico.
[Blaze] ¿Alguna vez en tu vida has interactuado con una mujer, Mephiles?
[Mephiles] Eso no importa. Miren esta joya que me compré en eBay por 7 dólares.
[Silver] ¡Es muy linda! ¿La puedo agregar a mi colección de rocas?
[Sonic] ¡OH, DIOS MÍO! ¡QUE ALGUIEN ME AYUDEEEE!
[Silver] ¡Oh, dios mío! Eso parece doler.
¿Qué te parece, Blaze?
... ¿Blaze?
[Blaze] Yo no lo vi.
[Mephiles] Devuélveme mi cosa.
[Mephiles] Verán, tuve que atrapar a Sonic en el infierno porque nos faltó el respeto a los gamers
Si aún... si aún quieren– Como sea, esta es mi esfera púrpura, tenemos que irnos.
[Silver] Espera, pero yo no...

English: 
[Elise] Ughhh...
[Elise] Maybe if I-- if I keep thinking really hard, my hands will get clean.
[Elise] I really would like to eat, but there's-- huh?
[Sonic] Elise!
[Elise] I really would like to eat, but there's-- huh?
[Elise] I really would like to eat, but there's-- huh?
[Tails] Hi!
[Elise] H-How'd you get up here, guys?
[Sonic] Nuh-uh! Oh!
[Elise] H-How'd you get up here, guys?
[Sonic] Nuh-uh! Oh!
[Elise] I need a hug.
[Sonic] Your legs, are they okay? They look really sunburnt.
[Elise] Oh, well, you know…
[Sonic] Yeah, I do.
[Tails] Oh no, look out!
[Eggman] I have you both-- all of you trapped here.
[Eggman] Now, you can either give her up and we play PUBG together OR...
[Eggman] …you can stay down here and wrestle in your Fortnite, or whatever the kids are playing now.
[Sonic] PUBG's old news, Eggman!
[Tails] Yeah, Eggman, you lame-o!
[Sonic] Tetris 99's where it's at!
[Robot] NAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAA BAGITHI BABA
[Sonic] Hmm, robots in the sky!
[Tails] Robots in the sky? This is just like that dream I had once about robots in the sky.

Spanish: 
[Elise] Quizás, si me concentro lo suficiente, mis manos se pondrán limpias.
[Elise] Como quisiera comer, pero no hay...
[Sonic] ¡Elise!
[Tails] ¡Holis!
[Elise] ¿Cómo me encontraron, chicos?
Dame un abrazo.
[Sonic] ¿Qué les pasó a tus piernas? Se ven muy naranja.
[Elise] Oh, bueno, ya sabes...
[Sonic] Sí, lo sé.
[Tails] ¡Oh, no! ¡cuidado!
[Eggman] Los tengo a los dos– a todos atrapados.
Ahora, pueden rendirse y jugaremos PUBG juntos, o...
...pueden quedarse aquí y jugar su tonto Fortnite o lo que sea que juegan los niños de ahora.
[Sonic] ¡PUBG pasó de moda, Eggman!
[Tails] Sí, Eggman, ¡actualízate!
[Sonic] Tetris 99 es lo último.
[Sonic] ¿Robots en el cielo?
[Tails] ¿Robots en el cielo? Esto es como un sueño que tuve sobre robots en el cielo...

English: 
[Sonic] Tell it to us in excruciating detail, Tails.
[Tails] Well, it was a whole dream! Bye!
[Ryan] You fucking knew that was coming, you asshole.
[Elise] Oh.
[Sonic] You're heavy.
(laughter)
[Rouge] Where the fuck are we?
[Shadow] This is the future that zoomers want, Rouge.
[Shadow] This is the future of Fortnite.
[Rouge] No, this can't be the future of Fortnite. It's the best game of 2018.
[Shadow] Yeah, but this is like, 20, like, 99 or something.
[Shadow] …like 99 tetri– Why is it black and white?
[Rouge] I'm so confused. All my Fortnite save files are gone!
[Shadow] We found the computer room!
[Rouge] We found it! This is it. This is where we make our breakthrough. We're going to make a game.

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¿Por qué no nos cuentas a gran detalle, Tails?
[Tails] Bueno, en el sueño estaba– ¡Chao!
[Ryan] Sabías que eso sucedería, malvado.
[Sonic] Estás pesada.
[Rouge] ¿Dónde carajo estamos?
[Shadow] Este es el futuro que desean los niños rata, Rouge.
Este es el futuro de Fortnite.
[Rouge] No, este no puede ser el futuro de Fortnite. ¡Es el mejor juego del 2018!
[Shadow] Sí, pero estamos en el año 2099 o algo así.
... como Tetris 99– ¿Por qué esta en blanco y negro?
[Rouge] No lo entiendo, ¡todos mis datos guardados de Fortnite desaparecieron!
[Shadow] ¡Encontramos la sala de computadoras!
[Rouge] ¡La encontramos!
[Rouge] ¡Este es el momento donde hacemos nuestro gran descubrimiento! Vamos a crear un juego.

Spanish: 
Combinaremos todos los battle royale y hacer un juego de battle royale que superará incluso a Fortnite.
Vamos, Shadow. Tienes que hacerlo conmigo.
[Shadow] Tienes razón, y tengo la música de fondo perfecta.
[Rouge] Y... estamos grabando.. ¡ya!
*Suena la canción de Pumpkin Hill*
[Shadow] ¡Sí! ¡La mejor de las canciones para el mejor de los juegos!
[Rouge] ¡Está brutal! Este será el mejor juego de la historia.
Nos volveremos ricos, Shadow. Más ricos que nadie.
Todos los niños ratas estarán de nuestro lado.
Tendremos un ejército de niños rata con el que conquistaremos al mundo.
[Shadow] Lo dices como si fuera algo bueno. ¿Acaso no sabes como son los niños rata?
No, pero— les gusta hacerse los rudos.
¿Qué?
[Shadow] Disculpa. Creí escuchar un gato.
[Rouge] Oh, ya veo.

English: 
[Rouge] We're gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than Fortnite ever was.
[Rouge] Come on. Shadow, you gotta be in this with me.
[Shadow] You're right. And I know just the backing music.
[Rouge] Aaaand recording, go.
[Shadow] (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)
(♫Pumpkin Hill Theme)
♪ You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles ♪
[Shadow] YES! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game!
[Rouge] Inspired! This is going to be the best game that's ever been made.
[Rouge] We're going to be rich, Shadow. Absolutely rich.
[Rouge] All the gamers. All the gamers will be on our side.
[Rouge] We'll have an army of gamers to take on the world with.
[Shadow] Y'know, you say that like it's a threatening thing, but have you ever seen a gamer in real life before?
[Rouge] No, but they have-- they talk big shit.
[Shadow] (gasp)
[Rouge] What?
[Shadow] Sorry, I thought I heard a cat.
[Rouge] Oh, yeah.

English: 
[Silver] Ah! Oh.
[Silver] Oh my gosh, this is- Is that what a...
(♫ Mad World Instrumental ♫)
tree looks like? That's beautiful. Wait…
(♫ Mad World Instrumental ♫)
[Silver] Is that a rock too? Fuck yeah! This place rules!
[Blaze] ♪ All around me are familiar Blazes ♪
[Blaze] ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪
[Blaze] ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪
[Blaze] Is that what a house looks like?
[Blaze] Oh my god! This place is amazing!
[Blaze] Where am I, the future?
[Blaze] ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪
[Blaze] Huh?
[Blaze] I thought I heard a cat or something. I dunno.
[Silver] Oh my god, it's the guy on fire!
But… he's not on fire? I gotta see what's up.
[Amy] Whoa, wait!
[Amy] Where you goin', good lookin?
[Silver] No, I don't-- I don't like being touched!
[Amy] I'm gonna get all up in that crotch!
[Silver] Please stop! Please stop! Please-

Spanish: 
[Silver] ¡Oh, por dios! ¿Así es como se ven los árboles?
¡Son hermosos!
Espera...
¿Y así son las rocas? ¡genial!
Este lugar es increíble.
[Blaze] ¡¿Así es como se ven las casas?!
¡Oh, por dios! ¡Este lugar es increíble!
¡Es como si estuviera en el futuro!
No sé, pensé que escuche a un gato.
[Silver] ¡No puede ser! Es el sujeto en llamas.
Pero... ¿no está en llamas?
Tengo que ver qué es esto.
[Amy] Oye, oye, ¡espera!
[Amy] Espera, ¿a donde vas, guapo?
[Silver] No, ¡no me gusta que me toquen!
[Amy] Déjame que te toque toda la entrepierna.
[Silver] ¡Detente, por favor! ¡Detente!

English: 
[Silver] No, I hate this. I hate this. Please.
[Amy] You're not my boyfriend!
[Silver] Go away, please.
[Amy] Get outta here! EEW!
[Amy] Why would you touch me? Ew!
[Silver] Ugh! Oh my god!
[Amy] EW! PERVERT!
[Silver] This is the worst. This is the actual worst.
[Amy] Pervert! Pervert!
[Silver] I wanna go home. I need-- no--
[Amy] Pervert!
[Silver] Oh, and now blue guy's gone. This is-- this is-- that's just--
[Silver] My-- my whole good mood is ruined! I-I hope you're happy with yourself.
[Amy] I am happy with myself! I have a positive mental attitude!
[Silver] God, I wish that were me.
[Silver] Anyway, go away!
[Amy] You should just--
[Silver] Anyway, go away!
[Amy] You should just cheer up!
[Silver] No!
[Amy] You can believe in yourself! Friendship!
[Silver] Now you're just saying words.
[Amy] Wait. Who are you?
[Amy] Where are you-- No!
[Silver] Hey! No! Let go! Please! Ah! You-
[Amy] Let go of my hand!
[Elise] Ugh...
[Sonic] We did it!
[Elise] Uh… Thank you. Thanks, I appreciate that.
[Elise] My legs are really tired from not walking though.

Spanish: 
[Silver] No. Esto es horrible, lo odio.
[Amy] ¡Tú no eres mi novio!
[Silver] Por favor, aléjate.
[Amy] Vete de aquí, ¡ASCO!
[Amy] ¡No me toques! ¡Asco!
[Amy] ¡ASCO!, ¡PERVERTIDO]
[Silver] Esto es de lo peor, esto es realmente de lo peor.
[Silver] Ya me quiero ir a casa.
[Silver] Oh, y ahora se fue el azulito.
Esto es lo que me pasa a mí.
Me arruinaste todo el día, espero que estés feliz.
[Amy] Sí estoy feliz. Siempre tengo una actitud positiva.
[Silver] Como quisiera ser igual.
[Silver] Bueno, ¿ya te puedes ir?
[Amy] ¡Lo que tienes que hacer es animarte!
[Silver] ¡No!
[Amy] Debes creer en ti mismo. ¡Amistad!
[Silver] Ahora dices palabras sueltas.
[Amy] Espera, ¿quién eres?
[Amy] ¿Por qué estas—? ¡No!
[Amy] ¡Suéltame! ¡Suelta mi mano!
[Silver] ¡No, suéltame, por favor!
[Amy]  ¡Suéltame, pervertido!
[Silver] ¡No, suéltame tú!
[Sonic] ¡Lo hicimos!
[Elise] Gracias, gracias. De verdad te lo agradezco.
Mis piernas están cansadas de no-caminar tanto.

English: 
[Elise] You know how they, like--
[Sonic] Oh, this? It's my arm.
[Elise] Hands are so important.
[Elise] When was the last time you washed your hands? I haven't washed mine in four days.
[Elise] I've also been eating rocks. 
That's-- That's my go-to…
[Sonic] Rocks?
[Elise] …when I've been captured. Yeah!
[Elise] Yeah yeah yeah, they're pretty good.
[Sonic] Nuh-uh-uh! That's not food!
[Elise] What about grass?
[Sonic] This is food, Elise.
[Elise] It's beautiful.
I love your new hat.
[Elise] I'm gonna name her… Alexa.
[Sonic] You threw it away!
[Sonic] Bye, Alexa.
[Elise] Bye, Alexa.
[Elise] I hope she lives her best life, off in the sky.
[Sonic] Me too.
[Elise] She's gonna become a part of the sky. 
That's how it works.
[Sonic] Come along with me!
[Sonic] Why don't you tell me 
your incredibly complicated backstory...
...in an interesting long-winded monologue?
[Sonic] Complete with background visuals!

Spanish: 
[Elise] ¿Sabes cuando te dan calambres—?
[Sonic] Oh, ¿esto? Es mi brazo.
Las manos son muy importantes.
¿Cuándo fue la última vez que te lavaste las manos?
Yo llevo 4 días sin lavármelas.
También he estado comiendo rocas. Eso es lo que hago...
[Sonic] ¿Rocas?
[Elise]... cuando me secuestran. ¡Sí!
[Sonic] ¡No-oh-oh! Las rocas no son comida.
[Elise] Sí, son muy ricas.
[Elise] ¿Y el césped?
[Sonic] Esto es comida, Elise.
[Elise] Es hermosa, me encanta tu nuevo sombrero.
[Elise] Voy a llamarla... Alexa.
[Sonic] ¡Dejaste que escapara!
[Sonic] Adiós, Alexa.
[Elise] Adiós, Alexa.
Espero que tenga una gran vida arriba en los cielos.
[Sonic] Yo también.
[Elise] Se convertirá en parte del cielo. Así es como funciona.
[Sonic] ¡Camina conmigo!
¿Por que no me cuentas sobre tu historia sobre-complicada mientras haces un monólogo?
¡Incluyendo visuales de fondo!

English: 
[Elise] Oh, okay. Yes. So once upon a time, 
I lived in a kingdom with my family,
[Elise] but the kingdom was on fire 
or maybe I dreamt it was on fire?
[Elise] Oh, yeah. I know I dreamt it. I dreamt it was on fire and there was a big monster-
[Elise] Oh my gosh, the sky is so beautiful.
[Elise] Eyes.
[Elise] Look at the clouds. I saw a pig in the clouds. 
I just-- I-- But I don't know how.
[Elise] It spoke to me.
[Elise] It spoke to me like the fire monster.
[Elise] It said: "That guy needs some mousse 
from his mustache, maybe a beard hydrator."
[Sonic] I know where to find a mustache. 
Come on!
[Elise] What?
[Sonic] How was that?
[Elise] You know, it was all right, it wasn't great. 
Definitely won't recommend.
[Sonic] One!
[Elise] Yeah, one.
[Alfred] Oh my fucking god.
[Alfred] (cackling)
[Silver] The battle royale game had a soundtrack 
that was so fire, it set fire to the world.
[Silver] And now I need to find the hedgehog--
THERE HE IS!

Spanish: 
[Elise] Oh, okey. Sí. Bueno, érase una vez, una princesa que vivía en un reino con su familia...
pero el reino estaba en llamas, ¿o tal vez soñé que estaba en llamas?
Oh, sí. Debí haberlo soñado. Soñé que estaba en llamas y que había un monstruo enorme...
Oh, por dios. El cielo es hermoso.
Mira las nubes. Vi un cerdo en las nubes y no sé por qué...
me empezó a hablar.
Me empezó a hablar como el monstruo de fuego.
Me dijo "Ese hombre necesita una loción para su bigote, quizás una crema hidratante".
[Sonic] Yo sé donde conseguir un bigote, ¡vamos!
[Elise] ¿Qué?
[Sonic] ¿Qué tal fue eso?
[Elise] La verdad... estuvo regular. No estuvo muy bueno. Definitivamente no lo recomendaría.
[Sonic] ¡UNO!
[Elise] Sí, uno.
[Silver] El juego de Battle Royale tenía una banda sonora tan ardiente que el mundo entró en llamas.
Y ahora tengo que encontrar al erizo... ¡Ahí está!

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¿Ah? ¿Quién dijo eso?
Espera, creo que es un fan.
[Silver] No puedes volver a rapear, o sinó el mundo será destruido.
[Sonic] ¿Qué no has escuchado mis raps?
Están que arden.
[Silver] ¡Esta te dolerá tanto que te va a arder!
[Elise] ¡Ay, dios mío!
[Sonic] De acuerdo, no volveré a rapear.
[Sonic] Te prometo de que no lo volveré a hacer.
[Elise] ¡Chicos!
[Eggman] ♫ ¡Se la llevó el tiburón! ♫
[Sonic] Ahí va de nuevo.
[Silver] ¡No te vayas!
[Silver] No termino de hablar contigo.
[Sonic] Okey, ¿qué es lo que quieres?
[Silver] Primero tienes que disculparte. ¿No ves que no he terminado de hablarte?
[Amy] ¡No!
[Silver] ¡¿Amy?! Espera, ¿cómo se cuál es tu nombre?
[Amy] ¡YO TE DIJE MI NOMBRE!
[Silver] Oh, cierto.
[Sonic] Gracias, Amy. Tal vez puedas hacer un cameo en mi próxima canción.
[Amy] ¿Que puedo hacer un qué en tu próximo qué?
[Sonic] Hasta luego.
[Amy] Maldita sea. Perdí mi oportunidad de estar en la próxima canción de Sonic.
Esto es tu culpa, Silver.

English: 
[Sonic] Huh? 
Who said that?
[Sonic] Whoa!
[Sonic] Hold on, 
I think there's a fan.
[Silver] You must never rap again, 
or else the world will be destroyed!
[Sonic] Have you even heard my mixtape? 
It's fire!
[Sonic] AAAAAAH!
[Silver] Oh, I'm gonna fire at you, into a wall!
[Elise] Um. Oh my gosh.
[Sonic] Look... I-- I won't rap again.
[Sonic] Okay, I'll do it, 
I'll throw it away, I promise.
[Elise] Guys!
[Eggman] She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!
[Sonic] Oh, there she goes.
[Silver] You stop!
[Sonic] Oh!
[Silver] Hey!
[Silver] I'm not done talking to you!
[Sonic] Okay, what do you want?
[Silver] First, I want you to apologize. 
I mean, I was in the middle of talking to you.
[Amy] No!
[Silver] Amy? 
Wait, how do I know your name?
[Amy] I TOLD YOU my name!
[Silver] Oh yeah.
[Sonic] Ugh.
[Sonic] Thanks Amy, maybe you can feature 
on my next track.
[Amy] Maybe I can feature on your next what?
[Sonic] See you later.
[Amy] Aw dammit, I missed my opportunity 
on Sonic's next album!
[Amy] It's your fault, Silver boy!

Spanish: 
Te voy a desplumar, meterte en un horno y hacerte en un asado.
[Silver] Sí, creo que me lo merezco...
[Amy] Ah, espera, ¡mierda! Esto no es divertido si estás triste.
[Silver] Siempre estoy triste. Estar triste es lo mío.
Disculpa que estoy triste. No puedo...
Así es como soy, sabes.
[Amy] Ahora me haces sentir mal.
¡Maldita sea!
Bueno, supongo que podemos... ¿hablar sobre el futuro?
[Sonic] ¡Hola, Knuckles!
[Tails] ¡Hola, Knuckles!
[Knuckles] ¿Qué onda? Estoy escuchando a mi GameBoy.
Tiene música muy buena. Oigan mis canciones favoritas.
[Sonic] Oh, ¿Super Mario Kart?
[Tails] No Super Mario Kart...
[Tails] ¡¿Eggman?!
[Eggman] Tenemos fotos de Mario, fotos de Luigi...
[Eggman] fotos de la Princesa Daisy, fotos de la Princesa Peach.
Mi libro, luna de Plutón, ya esta disponible en todas las librerías de argentina, Chile, Uruguay, paraguay, Bolivia...
[Sonic] Qué interesante...
[Knuckles] Sí, este remix es un poco difícil de entender. *Aplasta*
[Sonic] Sí, se parece a Pumpkin Hill.

English: 
[Amy] I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down 
and make a fucking necklace!
[Silver] Yeah, I probably deserve it.
[Amy] Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 
'cause you're sad!
[Silver] I'm always sad. That's just my thing. 
I-- I'm sorry. I'm sad. I can't--
[Silver] That's just how I be, y'know.
[Silver] That's just how I be, y'know.
[Amy] Well now I just feel bad.
[Amy] Well now I just feel bad. Dammit.
[Amy] Alright, well, I guess, like...
We could talk about, like... Future?
[Sonic] Hey Knuckles!
[Tails] Hey Knuckles!
[Knuckles] What up? 
I'm listening to my Game Boy.
[Knuckles] It's got the bomb tunes on it. 
Check-- Check out my favorite tracks.
[Sonic] Oh, Super Mario Kart?
[Tails] Not Super Mario Kart...
[Tails] (gasps) Eggman?!
[Eggman] We have pictures of Mario, 
pictures of Luigi...
[Eggman] We have pictures of Mario, 
pictures of Luigi...
[Eggman] pictures of Princess Daisy, princess of Princess Peach.
[Eggman] Did you know that the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is only done for people who like gaming Minecraft?
[Sonic] Interesting.
[Knuckles] Yeah, the remix is a little hard to fucking understand, crush.
[Sonic] Yeah, it sounds like Pumpkin Hill.

Spanish: 
[Tails] Knucles, ¿para qué escuchas música en un GameBoy? Los GameBoys no son para eso...
[Knuckles] Es verdad, debí usar mi Switch.
[Sonic] No voy a decir lo que dije la última vez... porque eso estuvo raro. ¡Muy bien!
[Tails] Espera... ¿Qué?
[Knuckles] No me vayan a llevar a ningún...
[Knuckles] ¡Mierda!
[Sonic] ¡Aquí estamos!
[Tails] ¿Dónde estamos?
[Sonic] ¡Eggman!
[Tails] ¡Eggman!
[Eggman] Bienvenidos al reino.
Ahora tengo aquí a la niña rata.
[Elise] ¡Hey!
[Sonic] ¡No!
[Eggman] Los voy a convertir a todos en PS4s con Minecraft.
[Sonic] Pero, Eggman, ¡ella es mi amada!
[Eggman] ¡Dame la joya ahora mismo!
No quiero escuchar tus pendejadas. Pon la gema aquí o la pondré a ella en Minecraft.
[Sonic] De acuerdo.
[Elise] ¡No lo hagas, Sonic!
[Sonic] Es hora de entregar una de mis vidas.
[Eggman] Así es, quiero esa agua de manantial, perra.
Voy a lambetearla toda ¡SÍ!
[Tails] ¡Oh, no!
[Eggman] ¡Qué disfruten el Fortnite, chicos!
[Sonic] ¡No!

English: 
[Tails] Now, Knuckles, why would you listen to music on a Game Boy? That's not what a Game Boy is for.
[Knuckles] You're right, it's what a Switch is for.
[Sonic] Not gonna say what I said last time,
[Sonic] 'cause that was weird. Alright!
[Tails] Wait, what?
[Knuckles] Hey, don't take me anywhere--
[Knuckles] Aw fuck!
[Hayley] You have found the computer room.
[Sonic] Oh god, here we are!
[Tails] Where are we? (gasps)
[Ryan] Shut up, Hayley!
[Sonic] Eggman!
[Tails] Eggman!
[Eggman] Welcome to the realm.
[Eggman] Now, I have the epic gamer right here!
[Elise] Hey!
[Sonic] No!
[Eggman] Not the time to drop!
[Eggman] Now, I'm gonna be turning you all into Minecraft PS4s.
[Sonic] But Eggman, she's my heart and soul!
[Eggman] Give me the gem right now!
[Sonic] But Eggman, she's my heart and soul!
[Eggman] Give me the gem right now!
[Elise] No!
[Eggman] Give me the gem right now!
[Eggman] I don't wanna hear your musky mouth. Put the gem there or I'm gonna put her in Minecraft.
[Sonic] Alright.
[Elise] Sonic, don't do it!
[Sonic] Time to give up my 1-up.
[Eggman] That's right. I want that Aquafina, bitch. (slurp) I wanna sip that shit. YES!
[Sonic] WHOA!
[Knuckles] üüüüüüü
[Tails] Oh no!
[Knuckles] üüüüüüü
[Eggman] Enjoy your time in Fortnite, boys!
[Sonic] No!
[Tails] No!

Spanish: 
Espera, ¿vamos a Fortnite o a Minecraft?
[Eggman] Ahí te enterarás, maldito erizo hijo de perra.
Te quiero fuera de mi vida.
Mira lo enorme que es mi nariz, puedo olerte desde aquí.
[Elise] ¿Por qué eres tan malo?
[Eggman] ¿Y tú por que eres tan blanca? Aléjate de mi vista.
TE QUIERO FUERA DE MI VIDA, SONIIIIIIIIIIIICC.
[Tails] ¡Sonic, no!
[Knuckles] Eggman, ¡me cogí a tu esposa!
[Elise] ¡No!
[Eggman] Se fueron por el retrete.
Nunca los volveremos a ver.
Ahora, sobre esos Let's Plays de PUBG, podemos empezar esta noche en twitchtv.com.
Escucha, creo que quizás debamos... No, con PUBG no. Lo haremos con Fortnite.
Haremos Fortnite. Crearemos Fortnite. Y traeremos a Todd Howard.

English: 
[Sonic] Wait, is it Fortnite or Minecraft?
[Eggman] That's for really knowing you to find out, you goddamn nasty hedgehog son of a bitch.
[Eggman] I want you gone out of my life.
[Eggman] Look at the size of my nostril, I can smell you from here!
[Elise] Why are you so rude?
[Eggman] Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me!
[Eggman] GET OUTTA MY LIFE, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!
[Tails] Sonic, no! Aaaaah!
[Knuckles] Eggman, I fucked your wiiiiife!
[Elise] No!
[Eggman] I flushed them down the terlet.
[Eggman] They'll be seen again.
[Eggman] Now, about those PUBG let's plays, we can start something tonight on twitchtv.com.
[Eggman] Wait, listen, I think we should maybe-- No, not even-- Not even PUBG. We'll go with Fortnite.
[Eggman] We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And we'll get Todd Howard on it.

English: 
[Eggman] That way, he can make Fallout 76 battle royale.
[Eggman] Then, we have to switch over our plans.
[Eggman] That way, we create the ultimate battle royale experience. And I only need you for it.
[Elise] So I'm just gonna let you keep talking and I'm just gonna meditate.
[Eggman] Now, listen, you're the key component!
[Eggman] And you listen to me. You will be my game tester. You'll test all of my battle royale experiences.
[Eggman] All the gamers will look up to you. You will be gaming gamer girl queen.
[Eggman] You'll have Cheeto puffs on your fingers. And Twitch Prime will be mine!
[Eggman] Now do you agree to do this… or am I gonna have to let you go on the terlet portal like those other ones did.
[Elise] To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time.
[Elise] That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.
[Knuckles] This isn't the beach!
[Knuckles] Fuck!
[Sonic] I feel like thinking about something but I don't know what.

Spanish: 
Y así él podrá crear Fallout 76 battle royale.
Luego tendremos que cambiar nuestros planes.
Así crearemos la mejor de las experiencias de battle royale. Y solo faltas tú para hacerlo.
[Elise] Sabes, voy a dejar que sigas hablando y me pondré a meditar.
[Eggman] Escucha, ¡tú eres el componente clave!
Y me vas a hacer caso. Serás mi gamer de prueba. Probarás todos mis juegos de battle royale.
Serás adorada por todos los niños rata. Seras la reina de los niños rata.
Tus dedos estarán cubiertos de Cheetos.¡Y Twitch Prime será mío!
Entonces, ¿aceptas hacer esto?, ¿o me obligarás a lanzarte al retrete como lo hice con esos otros?
[Elise] La verdad es que llevo todo este rato imaginando una playa.
Eso es lo que mi papá me dijo que hiciera cuando estuviese estresada.
[Knuckles] ¡Esta no es una playa!
¡Mierda!
[Sonic] Siento que debo pensar en algo, pero no sé en qué.

English: 
[Knuckles] I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.
[Sonic] Yeah. You okay, Knuckles?
[Knuckles] No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
[Tails] My head's full of jellybeans…
[Sonic] Sounds delicious.
[Tails] Not really…
[Shadow] You.
[Sonic] Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
[Rouge] Well, hello boys.
[Sonic] These towers are quite tilted.
[Shadow] Yes. I tilted them myself.
[Shadow] See, we tried to make a game battle royale, but anyway--
[Tails] Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
[Knuckles] Shadow. You--
[Knuckles] Listen, you got any weed on you man? Like, since we're here--
[Shadow] No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles?
[Rouge] Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge?
[Sonic] Oh.
[Sonic] Speak for yourself, motherfucker!
[Shadow] Listen, that's not important. Look!
[Sonic] I'll point at you also.
[Shadow] I'm not in the sky, dick nips.

Spanish: 
[Knuckles] No puedo pensar en nada, mi cerebro está revuelto.
[Sonic] Sí. ¿Estás bien, Knuckles?
[Knuckles] No, mi corpus callosum está inflamado.
[Tails] Mi cabeza está llena de golosinas...
[Sonic] Suena delicioso.
[Tails] En realidad no...
[Shadow] Tú
[Sonic] ¿Ah? Escuché a alguien hablándome.
[Rouge] Hola, chicos.
[Sonic] Estas torres están bien inclinadas.
[Shadow] Sí, las incliné yo mismo.
Verás, intentamos hacer un juego de battle royale, pero como sea...
[Tails] ¡Miren esto! Lo arruinaron todo. ¡Esto es su culpa!
[Knuckles] Shadow. Tú...
Mira, ¿trajiste hierba? Ya que estamos aquí.
[Shadow] No, tú eres el único que fuma hierba aquí, Knuckles.
Excepto tal vez por Rouge.
[Sonic] Oh.
¡Habla por ti mismo, hijo de perra!
[Shadow] Escuchen, eso no es lo importante. ¡Miren!
[Sonic] Te voy a señalar también.
[Shadow] No estoy en el cielo, imbécil.

Spanish: 
[Knuckles] Entonces, imbécil, ¿a dónde vamos?
[Sonic] ¿Ah? ¿Qué está sucediendo aquí?
[Mephiles] Como pueden ver. Este es el mejor punto para aterrizar.
Miren a mi esfera. ¡Es grande y ahora pequeña!
[Sonic] ¡Esa esfera fue grande y pequeña!
[Knuckles] …¿qué vergas?
[Tails] ¿Vieron eso, chicos?
[Sonic] ¿Qué es esto?
[Tails] ¿A dónde fueron?
¡Miren, es una computadora gigante!
[Knuckles] Espera... y ¿qué tiene dentro?
[Tails] Alguien ha estado jugando Fortnite.
[Knuckles] ¡Mierda!
[Tails] Espera, no. Alguien ha estado creando un videojuego de battle royale que...
[Sonic] ¡Oh, genial! ¡Yo quiero estar en el juego!
[Shadow] ¿Qué es esa cosa brillante que tienes?
[Rouge] Es hierba, obviamente.
[Rouge] La escondía de Knuckles. Tenía ganas de quitármela. ¿Viste como se puso?
[Shadow] Sí lo vi. Pero creo que está radioactiva, así que probablemente empieces a morir lentamente.
[Rouge] No importa.
[Rouge] De todas formas moriremos eventualmente. ¿Qué es eso?

English: 
[Knuckles] Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going?
[Sonic] Huh? What's happening in here?
[Silver] Uh...
[Mephiles] As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
[Silver] Oh wait!
[Mephiles] As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
[Mephiles] As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
[Mephiles] Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
[Sonic] Oh, that orb looked big and small!
[Knuckles] …what the fuck?
[Tails] Did you guys see that?
[Sonic] What is this?
[Tails] Did you guys see that?
[Tails] Where'd they go?
[Tails] Look, it's a big computer!
[Knuckles] …wait …what's on it?
[Tails] Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
[Knuckles] …aw fuck.
[Tails] Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--
[Sonic] Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
[Shadow] Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
[Rouge] It's weed, obviously.
[Rouge] I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
[Shadow] Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
[Rouge] That's fine.
[Omega] beep
[Rouge] That's fine.
[Rouge] We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that?

Spanish: 
[Rouge] Es como una vaca rara o algo así...
[Shadow] Es un robot, que no podremos ser capaces de imaginar cómo suena su voz.
[Rouge] Tal vez si le ponemos la hierba adentro lo haremos funcionar bien.
[Shadow] No.
[Rouge] ¿Ni lo quieres intentar? ¡Hazme caso por una vez, Sonic! Digo, Shadow. ¡Mierda!
[Rouge] ¿Podrías escucharme al menos una vez?
[Rouge] Disculpa que soy mala recordando nombres.
[Shadow] Ya estoy harto de que me confundas con ese azulito de mierda.
[Shadow] Lo hiciste una vez, lo hiciste dos veces... ¡Lo hiciste en nuestra boda, Rouge!
[Rouge] ¡Es que son tan parecidos!
[Silver] Sabes, esto quizás no está tan mal.
Estoy aquí, junto con la cálida brisa marina...
Solo yo con mis pensamientos.
[Blaze] Hola, Silver.
[Silver] ¡MALDITA SEA!
[Blaze] ¿Qué?, ¿qué te pasa?
[Silver] Oh, nada.
Hola, Blaze. ¿Cómo estás tú?
[Blaze] Veo que necesitas estar a solas.

English: 
[Rouge] Looks like a weird cow or something.
[Shadow] Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
[Rouge] Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
[Shadow] No.
[Rouge] You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck.
[Rouge] Just listen to me, like, for once.
[Rouge] I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
[Shadow] This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole.
[Shadow] You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
[Rouge] You just look so much alike!
[Silver] You know, maybe things aren't so bad.
[Silver] I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze.
[Silver] Just alone with my thoughts.
[Blaze] Hey Silver.
[Silver] GODDAMNIT!
[Blaze] What, what's wrong?
[Silver] Oh, nothing.
[Silver] Hi, Blaze. How are you?
[Blaze] I can tell you want some alone time.

Spanish: 
[Silver] Así es, pero también siento que si no me voy ahora, me quedaré aquí más de lo necesario. Así que vámonos.
Después de que.. mueva mis labios un ratico más.
[Silver] Sabes, Blaze. ¿A veces no te pones a pensar en como—?
[Silver] Todo esto—
[Blaze] Todo el tiempo.
[Blaze] Todo el tiempo, Silver. Nunca paro de pensar.
Me vuelve loca a veces.
Siempre analizando, siempre siendo superior a todos a mi alrededor. Solo—
Sé demasiado, Silver. Mi cerebro es demasiado bueno para este mundo.
[Silver] Oh, estamos en la nieve ahora. ¡Mira, es un azulito!
[Blaze] Ah, sí. Mi radar de ultrasonido nos llevó a la esmeralda. Como lo supuse.
[Blaze] Soy superior una vez más.
[Blaze] Silver, tenemos trabajo por hacer. Ven conmigo.
[Silver] Como quisiera ser tan genial como tú.
[Sonic] ¡Hace calor!
[Rouge] Knuckles, ¿por qué tienes legos en tus zapatos?

English: 
[Silver] I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go.
[Silver] After I—move my lips a bit more.
[Sliver] Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—
[Sliver] This is really—
[Blaze] All the time.
[Blaze] All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking.
[Blaze] Sends me into a fit.
[Blaze] Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just—
[Blaze] I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.
[Silver] Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue!
[Blaze] Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected.
[Blaze] I am superior once again.
[Blaze] Sliver? We have work to do. Come with me.
[Silver] Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
[Sonic] This place is so hot!
[Rouge] Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?
[Knuckles] YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!

English: 
[Shadow] YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—
[Rouge] Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
[Knuckles] I need it for my concussion.
[Sonic] Okay, so hand it over!
[Knuckles] You can't keep my medicine away from me!
[Rouge] No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for—
[Knuckles] YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
[Rouge] What?
(Alfred laughing)
[Shadow] Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.
[Sonic] Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.
[Tails] We need to go over there, and just like—fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!
[Rouge] Alright, so we found another—
[Shadow] HEY, DON'T—!
[Rouge] WHOA!
[Shadow] What did I JUST say?!
(general panic ensues)
[Sonic] Smells like pancakes!
[Amy] Sneaking, sneaking / Into the music studio
[Amy] Sneaking into Sonic's album!~
[Robots] Fuck, do I hear somethin'? I can't hear anything.
[Robots] Hey, have you started on your new single yet?
[Amy] That's his band! Wow.
[Amy] I need to sneak inside the—
[Elise] Oh!
[Amy] Shit!
[Elise] Yeah—right back at ya, friend!

Spanish: 
[Knuckles] ¡TENÍAS LA HIERBA TODO ESTE TIEMPO!
[Rouge] Mira, yo tengo la hierba, que es lo que ustedes quieren. Así que dennos lo que queremos.
[Knuckles] La necesito para mi dolor de cabeza, no puedes dejarme sin mi medicina.
[Rouge] No, no te la daré hasta que no nos des lo que queremos.
[Knuckles] NO PODRÁS DETENER NUESTRO AMOR.
[Rouge] ¿Qué?
[Shadow] Bueno, esto ya se está poniendo raro...
[Sonic] Bueno, obviamente este es un tema delicado.
[Tails] Tenemos que ir para allá y calmarnos todos. Todos estamos muy tensos.
[Rouge] Genial, encontramos otra—
[Shadow] ¡ESPERA, NO—!
[Shadow] ¡Te lo dije!
[Sonic] Huele a panqueques.
[Amy] ♫ Escabulléndome en el estudio de grabación ♫
[Amy] ♫ Para quedar en la canción de Sonic ♫
[Robots] ¿Escuchas algo? Yo no escucho nada.
[Robots] Oye, ¿ya empezaste a grabar tu canción nueva?
[Amy] Esa es su banda. Wow.
[Amy] Tengo que escabullirme dentro del—
[Elise] ¡Oh!

English: 
[Amy] What are you doing here?
[Elise] Uh...
[Amy] Aw, shit, what did you do?! What did you do to the album?!
[Elise] I—I just— sneaked!
(Robot noises, alarms)
[Elise] I snea--okay!
[Amy] Did you leak the album? Goddammit!
(Robot noises, alarms)
[Mephiles] Ah, it's so nice to be outside.
[Blaze] Sucks to be outside.
[Silver] Yeah.
[Silver] I—I agree with Blaze. You know, this was kind of nice at first, but now I'm all congested—my eyes hurt.
[Mephiles] You know, I haven't been in the presence of a fair maiden in... many a year...
[Mephiles] Blaze, it's so nice to be with you. And you—you BETA ORBITER MALE—I can do without you.
[Mephiles] But you make me feel stronger and smarter because you're here, so you can stay for now.
[Silver] Awh...
[Mephiles] Yes, I can feel myself becoming more powerful with all of your insolent little whines.
[Mephiles] (Chase laughing, breaking character) I'm gonna do a little dance.
[Amy] So, let me get this straight.
[Amy] You've been—dating... Sonic? The Hedgehog? The blue one, looks like this?

Spanish: 
[Amy] ¡Mierda!
[Elise] Sí— igualmente, ¡amiga!
[Amy] ¿Qué estás haciendo aquí?
[Amy] Mierda, ¡¿qué hiciste?! ¡¿Qué le hiciste a su álbum?!
[Elise] ¡Yo solo me escabullí!
[Elise] Me escabu— ¡Okey!
[Amy] ¿Lo subiste al Internet? ¡Maldita sea!
[Mephiles] Ah, qué bien se siente estar afuera.
[Blaze] Odio estar afuera.
[Silver] Sí.
[Silver] Estoy de acuerdo con Blaze. Sabes, al principio no estaba tan mal, pero ahora estoy todo congestionado y me pican los ojos.
[Mephiles] Sabes, hace tiempo que no estoy en la presencia de una damisela...
Blaze, que bueno es tenerte.
Y tú, marica débil, quisiera que te fueras.
Pero tu presencia me hace sentir más fuerte e inteligente, así que te puedes quedar.
Sí, siento como mis poderes aumentan con cada una de tus tontas quejas.
Voy a hacer un bailecito.
[Amy] A ver si entendí.
[Amy] ¿Has estado saliendo con Sonic... el Erizo? ¿El azulito que se ve así?

English: 
[Elise] Well—I guess? If that's my story arc, then yes!
(laughter, wheezing)
[Amy] Yup! I can kill ya!
(more uncontrollable laughter)
[Amy] I'll rip your fuckin' throat out, wear it as a fuckin' necktie!
(laughter continues)
[Elise] Oh—Okay? I have no idea what the words you just said mean, but I'm glad we're outside. It's been like—
[Elise] a week. I've lost track of time—I'm not sure if I'm a person.
[Amy] Hmm, you won't be—in just a second!~
[Amy] So, tell me. Do you enjoy... rocks? In your stomach? Hahaha, that's a fitting punishment, I think, for stealing my boyfriend!
[Amy] I'll fill your stomach with rocks, twinkle twinkle!
[Elise] Actually, that's all I've been eating for the past three days.
[Amy] You've been eating rocks? You're immune. Dammit!

Spanish: 
[Elise] Bueno, ¿supongo? Si esa es mi historia, pues sí.
[Amy] ¡Sip! Puedo matarte.
Te desgarraré la garganta y me la pondré como corbata.
[Elise] Oh, ¿okay? Realmente no tengo idea de qué me acabas de decir, pero me alegra que estemos afuera. Ha pasado como...
una semana. Perdí la cuenta de los días— Ya ni sé si soy una persona.
[Amy] Hmm, muy pronto dejarás de serlo.
Dime... ¿Disfrutaras de rocas en tu estomago?
Jajaja, ¡eso será un castigo adecuado por robarte a mi novio!
[Amy] ¡Te llenaré el estomago de rocas! *brillitos*
[Elise] De hecho, llevo comiendo rocas los últimos tres días.
[Amy] ¿Has comido rocas? Rayos, eres inmune.

Spanish: 
Bien, entonces... ¿qué tal si corro de esta manera y te asusto hasta que te de un infarto?
[Amy] ¿Te asusté?
Oh, olvídalo. No puedo competir contigo.
Tienes... piel y... manos que son pequeñas y suaves y pueden caber en un ano.
[Sonic] Y tiene piel y manos que son pequeñas y suaves y pueden caber en mi ano. ¡Es la chica de mis sueños!
[Shadow] Yo también tengo uno de esos. Es muy guapo.
¡ZA WARUDO!
[Rouge] Ahora puede besar a la novia.
[Shadow] Espera, Sonic, ¿cuál de nosotros es la novia? ¡Sonic!
[Knuckles] Espera, ah, mierda.
[Shadow] ¡SONIC, RESPONDE!
[Rouge] Vamos, Shadow. Es hora del banquete.
[Shadow] No, no sé cual de nosotros es la novia y eso es algo importante porque— Oh, no.
[Mephiles] Vamos, Shadow. ¿Qué no apoyas al matrimonio gay?
[Shadow] Así es.
[Mephiles] Mira este fuego frente a mí, ¡SE PONE MAS GRANDE!
[Mephiles] ¿Te sientes intimidado?

English: 
[Amy] Alright, well how about—I run around like this, and then scare you 'til your heart stops!
[Amy] Boo! YEAAAGH!
(laughter)
[Amy] I'm scary!
[Amy] Aw, fuck it, I can't compete.
[Amy] You have—skin, and—hands—that are like, small, and dainty, and can fit in a butthole!
(laughter)
[Sonic] And she has skin and hands that are small and dainty and can fit in a butthole. She's the girl of my dreams, Shadow!
[Shadow] I have one of those too. He's very very nice.
[Shadow] ZA WARUDO!
[Rouge] You may now kiss the bride.
[Shadow] Wait, Sonic, which of us is the bride? Sonic!
[Knuckles] Wait, agh, shit.
[Shadow] SONIC, I NEED AN ANSWER!
[Rouge] Come on, Shadow, it's time for the reception.
[Shadow] No, I don't know which one of us is the bride, and that's kind of like a thing for—oh, God.
[Mephiles] Go on, Shadow, don't you support gay rights?
(Penny dying in the background)
[Shadow] I do!
[Mephiles] Look at this weird flame in front of me, it's REALLY BIG!
[Shadow] Oh!
[Mephiles] Doesn't that intimidate you?!

Spanish: 
[Shadow] Lo siento, te había confundido con Sonic. Pensé que me estaba casando contigo Me-Files.
[Mephiles] Bésame, cariño.
[Sonic] ¡Estupendo!
[Knuckles] ¡MALDITA SEA!
[Sonic] ¿Dónde está el pastel?
[Knuckles] Mi cabeza de nuevo.
[Tails] Lo hicimos, ¡regresamos!
[Sonic] Tails, ¿te olvidaste de poner las decoraciones?
[Tails] ¡No! Yo no estaba a cargo de decorar.
[Tails] ¡Knuckles era el encargado!
[Sonic] Ah, claro. ¡Con razón!
[Sonic] Oh, ¡la invitación! ¡No las repartiste!
[Knuckles] La puse en el suelo como decoración.
[Sonic] La mejor boda del siglo.
[Tails] ¡Felicidades, Sonic!
[Sonic] ¡No puede ser!
[Knuckles] ¿Oye, pero no te casaste en el futuro?
[Robots] Hola. Hola. ¿Me das tu número?
[Robots] Bip. Bop. Ramen instantáneo. Bip. Bop. Ruidos de Robot. ¿Alguien tiene hierba?
[Eggman] Pensaste que podías escaparte, niña rata.
¡De verdad pensarte que podrías escaparte de mí niña rata!
[Eggman] PERO SOY MUY INTELIGENTE.

English: 
[Shadow] Sorry, I had you confused for Sonic. I thought WE were getting married, Mee-philes.
[Mephiles] Come kiss me, boy!
[Sonic] Oh! Alright!
[Knuckles] FUCK my ass.
[Sonic] Where's that sweet cake?
[Knuckles] My brain again.
[Tails] We made it, we're back!
[Sonic] Tails, did you forget to decorate the pavilion? 
[Tails] No! I--I wasn't in charge of decorations.
[Talis] That was Knuckles' job!
[Sonic] Oh my god, of course.
[Sonic] Oh, the invitation! You didn't hand it out!
[Knuckles] I put it on the ground as a decoration.
[Sonic] To the best wedding of the century!
[Tails] Congratulations, Sonic! 
[Sonic] Oh my god.
[Knuckles] Wait, but you got married in the future.
[Sonic] No.
[Robots] Hello. Hello. Can I have your number?
[Penny] (wheezing) Are you kidding me?!
[Robots] Beep. Borp. Instant ramen. Beep. Borp. Robot noises. Anyone here got weed?
[Eggman] You thought you could get away, gamer girl. You thought that you could fuckin' escape me, gamer girl.
[Eggman] But my IQ is too HIGH!

Spanish: 
[Omega] Parece que estoy atrapado en medio de una jungla como Alfa y Omega 3.
[Omega] Nadie vendrá a salvarme, así que debo salir de inmediato.
[Rouge] Hola, enfermero.
[Omega] ¿Quién es este feo espécimen de mujerciélago? Aléjate, prostituta.
[Rouge] Hola.
[Rouge] Eres un todo un fortachudo pedazo de metal.
[Omega] Y tus tetas son todo un polígono.
[Rouge] Oye, ¿quieres hierba?
[Omega] No tengo pulmones, así que no puedo fumar hierba.
[Omega] Pero la tomaré de todas formas y la meteré directo a mis neuronas. Aquí voy.
[Interfaz] Descargando "Hierba.exe".
[Omega] MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Rouge] ¿Qué tal?, ¿te gusta?

English: 
[Omega] It looks like that I am trapped in the middle of a forest as Alpha and Omega 3.
[Omega] No one else is going to be out here to save me so I must get away immediately.
[Rouge] Well, Hel~lo, nurse!
[Omega] Who is this gross bat specimen trying to talk to me? Get away from me, thotticus.
[Rouge] Hi! You are quite a hunk of metal, aren't you?
[Omega] And you're quite one-polygon titted.
[Rouge] Here, you want some weed? 
[Omega] I do not have lungs. So I cannot smoke weed.
[Omega] But I will take it anyway. And put it directly into my braincells. Here we go.
(Robot noises)
[Interface] Downloading "Weed.exe".
[Omega] HOOOOOLYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[Omega] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(cast laughing)
[Omega] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[Ryan] Keep holding it, keep holding it, keep holding it!
[Omega] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[Ryan] Keep holding it! Yes!
[Omega] (inhales) WOw.
[Hayley] Oh, fuck me running.
[Rouge] How does it feel? Are you enjoyin' it?

Spanish: 
[Omega] ¿En qué planeta estoy? ¿Qué día es este?
Murieron mis neuronas. Se me perdió mi peluca.
[Rouge] Adiosito~
[Omega] Yo... Oh, de acuerdo. Será mejor que me vaya. Nadie me seguirá con mis manos de tijera.
[Mephiles] Bienvenido, Shadow el Erizo. Qué bueno es verte dentro de mi nuevo
mapa de Fortnite que estoy creando.
[Shadow] De hecho, pensaba hacerte una pregunta:
[Shadow] ¿Estás soltero? Porque no hay nadie más sexy que yo.
[Mephiles] ¿Por qué? ¿Estás interesado? Porque... de hecho, pensaba que tú y yo somos muy parecidos.
[Shadow] No te estaría preguntando si no estuviese interesado.
[Mephiles] Mira esto, es mi nuevo escudo.
[Mephiles] Está hecho de 17.000 polígonos y también es
púrpura y brillante, me han dicho que ese es tu color favorito.
Como sea. Ya te había dicho que este es mi nuevo mapa de Fortnite que estoy creando.
Lo estoy creando dentro de un volcán, y la gente jugará en la vida real.

English: 
[Omega] What planet am I on? What's today? 
My braincell: Destroyed. My wig is gone.
(cast losing it)
[Rouge] Buh-bye~!
[Omega] I-- uh-- alright. I'll best be going now. No one will ever follow me with my knife hands.
[Mephiles] (laughing) Hello there, Shadow the Hedgehog! It's so good to see you in my
[Mephiles] new Fortnite map I'm developing.
[Shadow] I was actually meaning to ask you a question:
[Shadow] Are you seeing anyone right now? Because there's no one sexier than myself.
[Mephiles] (chuckles)
[Mephiles] Why? Are you– are you interested because, um, I was actually thinking you and I are pretty similar.
[Shadow] Bruh, I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't interested.
[Mephiles] Check out my– look at my cool shield.
[Mephiles] It's made of 17,000 polygons and it's also–
[Mephiles] P-Purple and glowy which is your favorite color, I've been told.
[Mephiles] Regardless, as I– as I said, previously, this is my new Fortnite map. I'm developing–
[Mephiles] I'm developing it in this volcano and people will play it in real life.

English: 
[Mephiles] If you die in the game, you die in real life, Shadow the Hedgehog.
[Shadow] How did you know Sword Art Online was my favorite anime? You should have known that I had terrible taste.
[Mephiles] I know more about you than you could ever compreh– is that Sonic? How the fuck did he get here?
[Mephiles] What the fuck is he doing in my shield?
[Mephiles] You know him, right? You guys are exes or something. Get him out of my fucking shield!
[Mephiles] If this relationship is going to work, you can't
[Shadow] No, don't you see?
[Mephiles] bring your exes. You know how uncomfortable that makes me, sweetie.
[Mephiles] Please. Let him– just go– make him go away.
[Shadow] Mephistopheles, please. I didn't know I was marrying him. I only thought it was you
[Shadow] because you look so similar.
[Mephiles] My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I will have you respect my name.
[Mephiles] Here he is; he's still here. Why– why is he here? Like, how did he even get in there?
[Shadow] I don't know.
[Shadow] Maybe we put a chicken bone in there or something and he just couldn't resist.
[Mephiles] He is that stupid. I'm glad we can still bond over how dumb your ex is.
[Shadow] Ugh!

Spanish: 
Si mueres en el juego, mueres de verdad. Shadow el Erizo.
[Shadow] ¿Cómo sabias que Sword Art Online era mi anime favorito? Debiste saber que tengo gustos terribles.
[Mephiles] Sé muchas cosas que ni podrías comprend—
¿Ese es Sonic? ¿Como vergas terminó aquí?
[Mephiles] ¿Qué vergas está haciendo dentro de mi escudo?
[Mephiles] Tú lo conoces, ¿no? Él es tu ex o algo así.
¡Sácalo de mi maldito escudo!
[Mephiles] Si quieres que funcione lo nuestro, no puedes—
[Shadow] No, ¿qué no ves?
[Mephiles] traer a tus exes. Sabes lo incómodo que me pone que hagas eso, cariño.
Por favor, haz que se vaya.
[Shadow] Mephistopheles, por favor. Solo me casé con él porque pensé que me estaba casando contigo.
Es que son tan parecidos.
[Mephiles] Me lamo Memphis Tennessee, y aprenderás a respetar mi... nombre
[Mephiles] Ahí sigue. ¿Por qué sigue aquí?
¿Cómo vergas terminó ahí?
[Shadow] No lo sé.
Quizás pusimos una pierna de pollo adentro y no pudo resistirse.
[Mephiles] Así de estúpido es. Me alegra que podamos burlarnos de tu ex.

Spanish: 
[Shadow] Eso se sintió rico.
[Mephiles] Sé como te gusta, amor. Y ahora mírame.
[Mephiles] Este es mi nuevo cosplay de Gema de Cristal de Steven Universe.
[Shadow] Oh, dios.
[Omega] Necesito que te detengas en este instante. tú no eres una gema de verdad, eres un fraude.
[Mephiles] ¡Mierda! *tose* ¿Por qué hiciste eso? ¡Mierda!
[Mephiles] Te dije que no invitaras a tus malditos amigos y ahora yo—
[Shadow] Yo no conozco a este pedazo de chatarra.
[Mephiles] Ahora estoy demasiado drogado, mira mis ojos.
[Mephiles] Apenas llegó y me drogué con su olor a hierba
[Mephiles]Me largo de aquí. Me voy con mis padres hasta que
controles tus malditos amigos. Vete a la mierda.
[Shadow] ¿Quién rayos eres?
[Omega] Shadow, espera, por favor—
[Omega] Shadow, solo vine para admitir mis verdaderos sentimientos.
[Shadow] Ah, un mundo donde todos me aman...
[Omega] Todo gira a tu alrededor.
[Omega] Desde tu cabello de salsa picante hasta tus botas con propulsor. Todo lo que haces es—
[Omega] ¿Siquiera me estás escuchando, maldito?

English: 
[Shadow] That felt great.
[Mephiles] I know exactly how you like it, baby. And now, check it out.
[Mephiles] This is my new Steven Universe Crystal Gem cosplay.
[Shadow] God.
[Omega] I need you to stop right now,
[Omega] for you are not a true gem. You are nothing but a fraud.
[Mephiles] Oh my god. (violent choking noises) What the fuck. Oh my god.
[Mephiles] I told you not to invite your asshole friends over and now I– I–
[Shadow] I've never met this hunk of metal but I love him.
[Mephiles] I'm so fucking high right now. He's just here and I got secondhand
[Mephiles] I'm so fucking high right now. He's just here and I got secondhand
[Mephiles] smoke inebriated. I'm fucking leaving. I'm going back to my parents house until you get
[Mephiles] your asshole friends in order. Fuck you.
[Shadow] Who the fuck are you?
[Omega] Shadow, wait, please don't–
[Omega] Oh, god. Shadow I only came to admit my true feelings for you.
[Shadow] Ah. A world where everyone loves me. 
[Omega] It's everything about you. From your hot sauce
[Omega] hair, to your jet boots. Everything that you do is–
[Shadow] Mhm.
[Omega] hair, to your jet boots. Everything that you do is–
[Omega] hair, to your jet boots. Everything that you do is–
[Omega] Are you even listening to me, Shadow?

English: 
[Rouge] Hello~!
[Shadow] Hey.
[Omega] Oh god. It's young thotticus once again.
[Rouge] Well, it is quite a pleasure to meet you here. Didn't expect you to be here, Shadow.
[Shadow] I didn't expect to be here either, but here you are with your–
[Omega] Fortnite: Battle Royale will be the biggest game of 2018 if we do not stop that giant.
[Shadow] Thank you, YouTube algorithm. Now go ahead and screw over some more creators.
[Rouge] Wait, Shadow!
[Shadow] I said I'm going against YouTube now. That's– that's my character arc now, baby.
[Omega] You look like YouTube Red, why are you making fun of me.
[Rouge] Shadow, let me help you! Don't do this all by yourself. We were going to make
[Rouge] the best game together!
[Rouge] (scoffs) We'd make such a good team.
[Rouge] Honestly, name a more iconic duo.
[Omega] Do you have any more weed?
[Shadow] Little does she know, I hold the game file and–
[Eggman] Mmm, the game is almost finished.

Spanish: 
[Rouge] ¡Hola~!
[Omega] Oh, no. Es la prostituta drogadicta.
[Rouge] Vaya, que casualidad encontrarnos aquí.
No pensé que te vería aquí, Shadow.
[Shadow] Yo tampoco esperaba estar aquí, pero aquí estoy con tus—
[Omega] Fortnite: Battle Royale será el mejor juego del 2018 si no detenemos a ese malvado.
[Shadow] Gracias, algoritmo de Youtube. Ahora ve a joder a más canales.
[Rouge] ¡Espera, Shadow!
[Shadow] Dije que ahora voy contra Youtube.
Ese— ese es el propósito de mi personaje ahora, nena.
[Omega] ¿Por qué te burlas de mi si tienes los colores de Youtube?
[Rouge] ¡Shadow, déjame ayudarte! No hagas todo por tu cuenta.
¿No íbamos a crear el mejor de los juegos juntos?
[Rouge] Hacemos un gran equipo.
[Rouge] Es en serio. Nombra un duo más icónico.
[Omega] ¿Tienes más hierba?
[Shadow] Lo que ella no sabe, es que yo tengo los archivos del—
[Eggman] Mmm, ya casi está listo el juego.

Spanish: 
[Shadow] Oye, Eggman, ¡encontré la sala de computadoras!
[Eggman] Ahora soy Todd Howard porque vendo todos los videojuegos.
[Shadow] Eso dicen todos. Ahora, escúchame.
Necesito que publiques mi juego.
[Eggman] Shadow, eres mi mejor creación.
[Eggman] mejor que mis battle royale.
[Shadow] ¿Qué?
[Eggman] Y ahora mírate.
[Shadow] Espera... ¿eres mi padre?
[Eggman] ¿De donde crees que sacaste todas tus cualidades?
[Shadow] ¿De ser un maldito? Eso lo explica todo.
[Eggman] Mira, lo único que no te entregué fueron mis cuatro tetillas penetrantes.
Eso es todo lo que te falta. Pero lo que sí tienes es la experiencia de batalla para ser mi jugador de Fortnite.
[Shadow] Bueno, si eres mi padre, eso hace que el ultimo Fandub tenga un horrible significado.
[Luego Sonic rescata a Elise de un tren, pero no hay ninguna escena que lo explique. Créanme, lo busqué en todas partes]
[Sonic] ¡Elise! Menos mal que te salvé de ese tren.
[Elise] Yo también. Estaba yendo muy rápido. Tenía miedo.
[Sonic] Lo sé.

English: 
[Shadow] Hey Eggman, I found the computer room!
[Eggman] I'm actually Todd Howard now cuz I sell all the video games.
[Shadow] That's what they all say. Now quickly,
[Shadow] I need you to publish my game.
[Eggman] Shadow. You are my greatest creation of all
[Eggman] time from the battle royale
[Shadow] What?
[Eggman] and now look at you.
[Shadow] Wait, hold on.
Are you my dad?
[Eggman] (chuckles) Where do you think you got all your characteristics?
[Shadow] Of being an asshole? That would explain a lot.
[Eggman] (chuckles) Look. The only thing I didn't give you is my realistic four penetrating nipples
[Eggman] Coming off my chest, Shadow. That's all you don't have. But when you do have is the battle.
[Eggman] the experience to be a true Fortnite twink player.
[Shadow] Well, if you're my daddy, it makes the last dub horrifying. God.
[Chase] Okay.
[Ryan] Alright, cool.
[Alfred] Alright, okay. Welp.
(laughing)
[Sonic] Elise! I'm so glad I saved you from that train!
[Elise] Oh, me too. It was so fast. I was so scared.

English: 
[Sonic] I know. Woah!
[Silver] Hey, I saw you rescue Elise from that train. It was really cool. Can we be friends?
[Sonic] Uh, no, I don't like you very much. You're weird.
[Silver] Awwwh...
[Silver] Now I'm sad!
(Sonic screaming)
[Silver] Take that!
[Silver] uuh...
[Silver] This is what a cool does, right?
[Elise] How could you do this?
[Eggman] Why don't you come with me again?
[Sonic] No! Not again!
[Shadow] Hey. Oh, I haven't met you twink.
[Silver] Wait.
[Silver] You! You're the one!
[Shadow] Who did what? Wait, what'd I do? I mean, what didn't I do? I mean look at me. I'm so hot, ya know?
[Shadow] You made a rap so fire..
[Sonic] This doesn't change you leaving me at the altar! Wait, I guess it does, see ya!
[Shadow] Hey.
[Silver] I'm gonna take you out to save the world!
[Shadow] Good luck with that I have weed.
[Shadow] See ya.

Spanish: 
[Silver] Oye, vi como rescataste a Elise de ese tren. Fue muy genial. ¿Quieres ser mi amigo?
[Sonic] No, no me caes muy bien. Eres raro.
[Silver] ¡Ahora estoy triste!
¡Toma eso!
Verás que también puedo ser cool.
[Elise] ¿Por qué haces esto?
[Eggman] ¡Vendrás conmigo de nuevo, perra!
[Sonic] ¡No!
[Sonic] ¿Otra vez?
[Shadow] Oh, a ti no te conozco, princeso.
[Silver] Espera.
¡Tú! ¡Fuiste tú!
[Shadow] ¿Yo qué? ¿Hice qué? O más bien ¿qué no he hecho? Porque estoy tan ardiente que lo he hecho de todo.
[Silver] Tu rap estaba tan ardiente...
[Sonic] Sigo sin perdonarte que me dejaras en el altar... O quizás sí. ¡Adiós!
[Shadow] Hey.
[Silver] ¡Te derrotaré para salvar al mundo!
[Shadow] Te deseo suerte, tengo hierba.
Nos vemos.

Spanish: 
¿Qué no sabes? La hierba te da super-velocidad. Está comprobado.
[Silver] ¿Qué es hierba?
[Shadow] No puede ser... Con razón eres blanco.
Como sea, ya terminé de hacer el juego— Se lo envié a Eggman, y lo subirá pronto.
[Silver] No...
Ya es muy tarde, y no puedo regresar en el tiempo porque... No puedo regresar en el tiempo de nuevo.
Así es como es.
Pero quizás este azulito pueda salvar al mundo. ¿Quizás? Veamos.
[Shadow] ¡Verde!
[Silver] ¡Azul!
[Shadow] ¿Qué acabamos de hacer?
¿Eso lo hicimos juntos? ¿Fue como una cosa gay?
[Silver] Siempre es algo gay, pensé que así es como funcionaba. Tengo que ir.
[Shadow] Que dios los bendiga, Sonic Team. Que dios los bendiga.
Bueno, si tienes que ir, ve.

English: 
[Silver] (whimpering in pain)
[Shadow] Don't you know? Weed makes you fast. That's a factual thing.
[Silver] What's a weed?
[Shadow] Oh my god, you can tell you're white...
[Shadow] Anyway, I finished putting the game-- I sent it to Eggman. He's going to upload it soon.
[Silver] No...
[Silver] It's too late now. I can't go back in time again because... I can't go back in time again.
[Silver] That's just it.
[Silver] But maybe this Blue will save the world, maybe? Here.
[Shadow] Woah, green!
[Silver] Blue!
[Shadow] What did we just do?
[Shadow] Did we do that together? Was that like a gay thing?
[Silver] It's always a gay thing. I thought that's just how it worked.. I'm gonna go.
[Shadow] God bless you Sonic Team. God bless you.
[Shadow] Well, if you need to go, then go;
[Shadow] I'm gonna chill out here and make sure that it gets picked up by some big successful game

English: 
[Shadow] development company that'll be around for a long time like Blizzard.
[Silver] I was talking about taking a shit.
[Shadow] What? Okay... go ahead. I don't know why you need a portal to take a shit,
[Shadow] but, I mean, if you want to send your shit to the future, then...
[Shadow] Go ahead. I'm not judgmental. At all.
[Silver] Wait, no, don't go in that! That's the toilet!
[Eggman] Now, you are going to play this game Elise, or else I'm going to push you off of this fucking--
[Elise] I mean, I could jump. That could happen too.
[Eggman] Or I could push you off of this polygon mountain.
[Eggman] Now, what is the choice Elise? You can either die, die, or--
[Sonic] No! Don't do either of those!
[Elise] Okay, I will do my own thing.
[Elise] Okay, I will do my own thing.
[Eggman] Go do it.
[Sonic] No!
[Eggman] No Elise! I didn't mean it!
[Sonic] Woah! You scared the hell outta me.
[Eggman] Give me back my gamer girl Sonic!
[Sonic] She's my gamer girl now. Ain't that right, baby? Come with me. Thumbs up!
[Elise] Oh, my legs. They weak. My legs are weak.

Spanish: 
Yo me quedaré aquí y me aseguraré de que lo publique una compañía de videojuegos exitosa como Blizzard.
[Silver] Me refería a que tengo que ir al baño.
[Shadow] ¿Qué? Okay... pues ve. No sé por que tienes que ir al baño usando un portal.
pero si quieres enviar tu mierda al futuro, entonces hazlo.
No te voy a juzgar.
[Silver] Espera, no entres ahí. ¡Ese es el retrete!
[Eggman] Ahora, vas a jugar este juego, Elise; o sinó voy a lanzarte por la borda—
[Elise] Bueno, yo podría saltar por mi cuenta. Eso también es posible.
[Eggman] O te puedo lanzar de una de estas montañas pixeladas.
Dime, ¿qué escoges, Elise? Puedes morir, morir o—
[Sonic] ¡No! ¡No hagas ninguna de esas cosas!
[Elise] Bueno, haré mi propia cosa.
[Eggman] Hazlo, entonces.
[Sonic] ¡No!
[Eggman] ¡No, Elise! ¡No lo decía en serio!
[Sonic] ¡Me diste un gran susto!
[Eggman] ¡Devuélveme a mi niña rata, Sonic!
[Sonic] Ella es mi niña rata ahora, ¿no es así, nena? Vamos, ¡pulgar arriba!
[Elise] Oh, mis piernas. Son muy débiles.

English: 
[Elise] Yeah, good job. Good job, Sonic. I'm proud of you. Yeah, that was kind of scary. All right, let's-- let's bounce.
[Sonic] Oh, you want to play God of War?
[Sonic] Huh?
[Elise] Huh?
[Sonic] Who's that?
[Sonic] Instant ramen!
[Robot] Find them. Find the gamer girl. We have to find the gamer girl.
[Sonic Oh! Wow, you look much better Elise!
[Elise] Oh yeah, the filter changed. It's great, isn't it?
[Sonic] I love Instagram. Let's go to Snapchat.
[Elise] It's amazing what natural sunlight in a filtered game will do, right?
[Sonic] I know right? Like, you know, you just need that vitamin D.
[Elise] My skin looks amazing now.
[Elise] Oh my god.
[Sonic] I know. Oh, do you exfoliate Elise?
[Elise] Well, yes, I-I guess.
[Sonic] That's my tree.
[Elise] Oh my gosh. It's beautiful.
[Elise] I wanna hug it. Can I hug your tree?
[Elise] Is that allowed? Do I have to ask permission?
[Sonic] Oh, well, I guess.

Spanish: 
[Elise] Sí, buen trabajo, Sonic. Estoy orgullosa de ti.
Sí, eso me dio miedo. Bueno, vámonos de aquí.
[Sonic] ¿Quieres jugar God of War conmigo?
¿Quién está ahí?
¡Es el ramen instantáneo!
[Robot] ¡Encuéntrenlos! Tenemos que encontrar a la niña rata.
[Sonic] ¡Oh, wow! Te ves mucho mejor, Elise.
[Elise] Oh, sí. Cambiamos de filtro. Está muy lindo.
[Sonic] Adoro a Instagram. Vámonos a Snapchat.
[Elise] Es increíble lo linda que se ve que la luz del sol en una foto filtrada, ¿no?
[Sonic]  Lo sé. Nos hacía falta la vitamina D.
[Elise] Mi piel se ve tan suave ahora.
[Elise] ¡Es increíble!
[Sonic] Lo sé. ¿Usas crema exfoliante, Elise?
[Elise] Pues, sí... Supongo.
[Sonic] Ese es mi árbol.
[Elise] ¡Vaya, es hermoso!
Lo quiero abrazar. ¿Le puedo dar un abrazo?
[Elise] ¿Puedo hacerlo? ¿O tengo que pedir permiso?
[Sonic] Oh, bueno, supongo.

English: 
[Sonic] Just, you know, don't get too friendly with it.
[Elise] Okay, I promise. I'll keep my hands to myself then. I'll just put my hands back here and admire it from afar.
[Sonic] Well, you can't hug without hands Elise.
[Sonic] Make up your damn mind!
[Elise] I did! I decided that cosplay wasn't consent, and I'm just gonna thank you for bringing me to your tree.
[Elise] It's so wonderful. It's putting me in all the right moods.. of being.. happy.
[Sonic] Well, what are some of those moods? Huh?
[Elise] Well happy is one, like I just said, and um...
[Elise] Hungry. Hungry is a good mood. I've eaten nothing but rocks, as I've said, for a while.
[Elise] Some plants would be a nice change to rocks.
[Holy music]
[Duke] My child. My baby girl. Don't worry.
[Elise] Dad used to feed me plants.

Spanish: 
[Sonic] Solo no te pongas a toquetearlo mucho.
[Elise] Okey, lo prometo. Me pondré las manos en la espalda y lo miraré desde lejos.
[Sonic] Pero no puedes abrazar sin manos, Elise.
Decídete de una maldita vez.
[Elise] Ya lo hice. Decidí que el cosplay no te da derecho de toquetear. Y solo quiero agradecerte por traerme a tu árbol.
Es hermoso y me trae todas las emociones... de estar... feliz.
[Sonic] ¿Y qué otras emociones te trae, eh?
[Elise] Bueno, la primera es estar feliz, como dije y emm...
Hambrienta. Hambrienta es otra también. Llevo días comiendo rocas, como he dicho varias veces.
No estaría mal comerme unas plantas.
[Duque] Mi pequeña niña rata. No llores.
[Elise] Mi papá me solía dar de comer plantas.

Spanish: 
Me gustaban.
Creo que ya empecé a alucinar, ya llevo mucho rato.
No paran de secuestrarme.
[Sonic] ¿Quieres un Hot Dog? Sin preservativos.
[Elise] Eso suena maravilloso.
Ahora intentaré no llorar.
Porque eso suena demasiado— Necesito un minuto, Sonic.
[Sonic] No, tranquila, deja que salga.
[Elise] Gracias.
[Elise] Gracias.
[Sonic] Oh, sí, bueno...
[Sonic] Es que hay que ayudar a tus amigos.
[Silver] Me duele...
[Shadow] No esperaba que las alcantarillas fuesen tan detalladas.
[Científico 1] Tenemos que extraer el poder púrpura, viejo.
[Científico 1] ¿Cómo vamos a obtener el poder púrpura, viejo?
[Duque] Encuéntrenlo pronto. Porque si no lo conseguimos, no podremos jugar Fortnite.
[Científico 2] Jefe, ¡hay demasiada energía amarilla contrarrestando a la púrpura!
[Científico 1] Mi mamá va a regresar en 20 minutos. Tenemos que hacerlo rápido.

English: 
[Elise] It was nice.
[Elise] I think I'm starting to hallucinate. It's been a while.
[Elise] I just keep getting kidnapped.
[Sonic] How about a hot dog? No additives.
[Elise] That sounds wonderful. Um..
[Elise] I'm gonna try not to cry now.
[Elise] Because that sounds-- I'm-- I need a minute. I need a minute, Sonic.
[Sonic] No, let it out. It's fine. Oh!
[Elise] Thank you..
[Elise] Thank you.
[Sonic] Oh, yeah, I mean..
[Sonic] Yo, you gotta support your friends.
[Shadow] (grunts)
[Silver] (whimpers)
[Silver] Ow.. (whimpering) It hurts..
[Shadow] Sewer system's a lot more intricate than I expected.
[Scientist 1] We gotta find the fucking purple power, dude.
[Scientist 1] How we gonna get the power to the purple, dude?
[Duke] Well, you better find it quick, because if we don't find it, we're not gonna be able to play Fortnite!
[Scientist 2] Sir! There's too much yellow energy to counteract the purple!
[Scientist 1] My mom's getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. You have to finish this.

English: 
[Duke] I don't give a shit you better fucking fix it!
[Duke] Wait..
[Duke] What are you doing here!? Get out!
[Shadow] What was that?
[Silver] I don't know. It sounded like yellow!
[Shadow] I knew there was too much yellow in this world.
[Shadow] If I could do anything, I would eradicate 3 colors. Yellow, silver, and then silver again.
[Silver] Oh.. You meant me..
[Shadow] No, no, not like you Silver, just like uh..
[Shadow] There's something about it like.. the person that silver kind of is.
[Shadow] Okay. Yeah. No, I don't like you Silver. What are you looking at?
[Silver] This is really gross, but I can't look away. Ya know, it be like that sometimes.
[Shadow] Oh, God, it's like a pimple popping video.
[Silver] (whimpers) I hate those.
[Shadow] Oh, God, I know that coughing.
[Silver] Oh, is it the weed? Is that what that is?
[Shadow] Close. It's my lover.
[Duke] Take this. Protect my daughter from the gamers!

Spanish: 
[Duque] Me importa un comino. Será mejor que lo arreglen, imbéciles.
[Duque] Espera...
[Duque] ¿Qué estás haciendo aquí? ¡Aléjate!
[Shadow] ¿Qué fue eso?
[Silver] No lo sé, pero sonó como amarillo.
[Shadow] Sabía que había demasiado amarillo en este mundo.
[Shadow] Si pudiera eliminar 3 colores. Escogería el amarillo, el plateado... y el plateado otra vez.
[Silver] Oh.. Te refieres a mí..
[Shadow] No, no plateado como tú, sino como...
[Shadow] Hay algo sobre el tipo de personalidad que es el plateado...
[Shadow] Está bien. Es verdad, me caes mal, Silver. ¿Qué estas mirando?
[Silver] Es muy asqueroso pero no puedo dejar de mirarlo. Sabes como es a veces.
[Shadow] Sí, es como un video de alguien apretándose un grano.
[Silver] Odio esos videos.
[Shadow] ¡Oh, no! Conozco esa tos.
[Silver] ¿Qué? ¿Es por la hierba?
[Shadow] Parecido. Es mi amante.
[Duque] Llévate esto, para que protejas a mi hija de los niños rata.

English: 
[Duke] Take this gamer reflective stone.
[Silver] I'll go check on the purple.
[Shadow] That's not weed, and you don't even look cool.
[Duke] And now... I'll die.
[Mephiles coughing]
[Shadow] Oh, God. Is that what I look like when I inevitably melt from over saturation of capital- capitalism?
[Shadow] I dunno. I guess that's where I'm going. I had a YouTube thing going.
[Shadow] Oh great emerald, tell me what I'm supposed to fucking do in this dub!
[Mephiles] Shadow, I'm trying to reform, help. Baby, help.
[Shadow] Oh, it's you!
[Mephiles] I'm made of vape smoke babe, come on.
[Shadow] Oh, wait, he's made of- Wait, have you turned to vaping?
[Mephiles] Yeah babe, I'm made of purple jewel stuff. C'mon.
[Shadow] Is that really wise move?
[Shadow] Well, I suppose this time, but you better cut that vaping out. Just kidding, you're getting thermosed baby!
[Mephiles] No, don't put me in your red face! No, don't vape me!
[Shadow] Get in the thermos. Get in the thermos.
[Shadow] Get in the-- Get in! Get in the thermos. Get in the thermos! Get in!
[Shadow] Pokéball that motherfuckin' vape!
["He's a phantom"]

Spanish: 
[Duque] Toma esta gema repelente de niños rata.
[Silver] Yo iré a revisar al púrpura.
[Shadow] Eso no es hierba, y ni siquiera te ves cool.
[Duque] Y ahora... moriré.
[Shadow] ¡Por dios! ¿Así es como me veré cuando el exceso de capitalismo derrita mi cuerpo?
No sé, creo que esa es la moraleja ahora. Antes era algo sobre Youtube.
Oh, esmeralda, dime: ¿qué se supone que deba hacer en este maldito fandub?
[Mephiles] Shadow, estoy intentando reformarme. Ayúdame, cariño.
[Shadow] ¡Oh, eres tú!
[Mephiles] Estoy hecho de vapor de cigarrillo electrónico.
Oh, estas hecho de— Espera, ¿ahora fumas cigarrillos electrónicos?
[Mephiles] Sí, cariño. Estoy hecho de nicotina púrpura.
[Shadow] No creo que sea una buena idea.
[Shadow] Te lo perdonaré esta vez. Pero será mejor que dejes de fumar.
Sólo bromeo. ¡Te voy a meter en este vaper!
[Mephiles] No, no me metas en tu vaporizador. ¡No me fumes!
[Shadow] Métete en el vaper.
[Shadow] ¡Métete— Métete en mi vaper!
¡Es como una Pokebola!

English: 
[Mephiles] (moan)
[Mephiles] (wincing moan)
[Shadow] Now I carry around my boyfriend wherever I desire.
[laughing]
[Shadow] And what do you know? The perfect shape.
[hysterical laughing]
[Silver] (whining)
[Silver] I leave for five minutes, and this happens?!
[Duke] You've got to take care of the-- take care of the explosion, or we'll all die.
[Duke] You have a high five on your forehead, that means you are an epic gamer.
[Duke] I'm going to take my daughter away so that way we can't die.
[Duke] Sweetie, remember, listen.
[Silver] Don't go toward it! What's wrong with you?
[Duke] Don't-- ...Shut up. I'm gonna resurrect her right now. Baby take the gamer gems.
[Silver] Wha? Cool!
[Duke] I can't believe this..
[Duke] By the power of gaming..

Spanish: 
[♫ Es un fantasma ♫]
[Shadow] Ahora puedo llevar a mi novio a todas partes.
Y mira no más, tiene la forma más conveniente.
[Silver] ¡Me voy por 5 minutos y esta mierda ocurre!
[Duque] Tienes que hacerte cargo de la explosión o moriremos todos.
Tu cabeza tiene forma de hojita de marihuana, así que debes ser un niño rata.
Voy a llevarme a mi hija para que no muramos.
[Duque] Cariño, escúchame bien.
[Silver] ¡No vayas hacia el fuego! ¿Qué te pasa?
[Duque] ¡Cállate! Voy a revivirla ahora mismo. Toma esta joya de los niños rata.
[Silver] ¿Qué? Oh, genial.
[Duque] No puedo creer esto.
[Duque] Por el poder de los videojuegos.

English: 
[Duke] I fucking live, and so will my daughter.
[Duke] Now, gamers, unite! Bring back my daughter!
[ChaosEmerald1] What's up guys? This is ChaosEmerald1. Just about to resuscitate this gal. Uh, I've never seen this kind of game before.
[ChaosEmerald1] I think the forced diversity is a little much. I mean, why have a girl as your main character?
[Duke] It worked! Oh my God!
[Duke] (choked crying) Wait. Wait. The gamer piss. It killed her!
[Duke] (while crying) No! Elise!
[Duke] (overdramatic crying) The gamers..
[Duke] Silver... Take her to E3, and see the--
[Silver] I don't think I can carry her.
[Silver] Oh! She's very heavy. I'm not strong.
[Duke] Silver. Silver.
[Duke] Just think about where you were before you--
[Silver] I-- Where I was everything was on fire..

Spanish: 
Hoy voy a vivir, y mi hija también lo hará.
¡Únanse niños rata! ¡Traigan de vuelta a mi hija!
[ChaosEmerald1] ¿Qué hay, chicos? Este se ChaosEmerald1. Estoy a punto de resucitar a esta chica. Nunca había jugado un juego como este.
No me gusta como fuerzan la diversidad. ¿Por qué tiene que ser una chica la personaje principal?
[Duque] ¡Funcionó!, ¡es increíble!
Espera... No... ¡La orina de niño rata la mató!
¡No! ¡Elise!
Los niños rata...
[Duque] Silver... Llévala a E3, para que vea la—
[Silver] No creo que pueda levantarla.
[Silver] Es muy pesada, y yo soy muy débil.
[Duque] Silver. Silver.
[Duque] Piensa en donde estabas antes de que—
[Silver] Yo— Donde estaba, todo estaba en llamas.

English: 
[Duke] (shudders) My baby girl gamer...
[Duke] You'll find your peace in another-- (choking crying)
[Silver] This seems really private. I feel like I shouldn't be here for this.
[Duke] (while choking) Shut the fuck up. I'm talking to my my daughter.
[Duke] (sniffing and crying) Okay...
[Silver] My arms hurt.
[Duke] Thank you so much...
[Duke] Your hair looks like ketchup, and you have the pale face of mayonnaise, but you will live.
[Duke] I know you will.
[Silver] If you don't wrap it up, I'm gonna drop her. This, uh, it really hurts.
[Duke] Goodbye.. My ba--
[Silver] Okay. I just gotta... Urgh... Oh God.
[Silver] (struggling) Hold on... girl, I... I'll just... carry... you... Aargh--
[Silver] (whining panting)
[Shadow] Hey.
[Silver] (whining crying)  I can't.. feel my arms!
[Shadow] I see you got yourself somebody. Not like romantically, because that'd be weird.
[Silver] (crying) It hurts! Oh no..
[Silver] (crying) Oh no! Where do I put this girl!?

Spanish: 
[Duque] Mi pequeña niña rata.
Encontrarás a tu princesa en otro castillo...
[Silver] Esto parece algo muy privado. Creo que mejor me voy...
[Duque] ¡Cállate la boca! Estoy hablando con mi hija.
Okey...
[Silver] Me duelen los brazos.
[Duque] Muchas gracias...
[Duque] Tu cabello parece Ketchup y tu piel es del color de la mayonesa, pero te va a ir bien.
Sé que así será.
[Silver] Si no te apuras la voy a soltar. ¡Esto duele!
[Duque] Adiós, mi niñ—
Okey, solo tengo que... ¡Ay, dios!
Aguanta, niña... Voy a... llevarte...
[Shadow] Hey.
[Silver] ¡No siento mis brazos!
[Shadow] Veo que tu también cargas a alguien. Pero no románticamente, porque sería raro.
[Silver] ¡Oh, no! ¿A dónde dejo a esta niña?

English: 
[Silver] (crying, sighs of relief)
[Shadow] Oh, mood.
[Silver] (sighing) Finally.. (exhausted panting) Oh my God..
[Shadow] What do you think, boo?
[Mephiles] I think you should let me out of your fucking vaper, babe.
[Shadow] Hm... Hey, think she likes vaping?
[Mephiles] No, she's like 11.
[Silver] No, that's... I don't think that's--
[Shadow] I think we should let her vape. Give her the freedom to vape. All living things deserve freedom, Sliver.
[Shadow] Freedom to weed, to vape, to Fortnite. That's what we're all tying into, I think.
[Shadow] That's a central message.
[Silver] I only know one of those is...
[Silver] Can you carry me--?
[Shadow] No.
[Silver] Oh... okay...
[Elise] (tired groans)
[Silver] How did she sleep through all of that?
[Silver] Well whatever. I wish I could sleep. Bye.

Spanish: 
[Shadow] Te entiendo.
[Silver] Por fin... ¡Ay, dios!
[Shadow] ¿Qué piensas, cariño?
[Mephiles] Creo que deberías sacarme de tu vaper.
[Shadow] Mmm... ¿Crees que a ella le guste fumar?
[Mephiles] ¡No, es una niña!
[Silver] No, no creo que eso sea...
[Shadow] Creo que debemos dejarla fumar. Darle la libertad de fumar. Todos los seres vivientes merecen la libertad, Silver.
[Shadow] La libertad de fumar hierba, cigarrillos electrónicos, de jugar Fortnite. Creo que ese es el mensaje.
[Shadow] Es la moraleja.
[Silver] De esos solo conozco uno.
[Silver] ¿Me puedes cargar?
[Shadow] No.
[Silver] Okey...
[Silver] ¿Cómo diablos durmió durante todo eso?
[Silver] No importa. Ojalá yo pudiera dormir. Adiós.

English: 
(♫"Do Your Ears Hang Low" instrumental♫)
[Random Citizen] Oh my God, there's a ship in the sky!
[Random Citizen] Ice cream ship!~
[Random Citizen] Is Todd Howard driving an ice cream truck?
[Amy] Oh fuck! That's where I put my dildo! Aw dammit! Aw shit, I gotta go tell Sonic! Fuuuuuuu--
(♫"Do Your Ears Hang Low" instrumental♫)
[Royal Staff] Uh ma'am? Uh ma'am? Ma'am? Ma'am--
[Elise] I've been told how to think about the ocean when I'm stressed, and I'm looking at that, and I'm real stressed.
[Royal Staff 2] Ma'am, you're the regent!
[Elise] I'm just gonna go meditate. I'mma think of the ocean..
[Elise] Bye guys. I'm a peacin' out. I'll let you deal with this.

Spanish: 
[Ciudadano 1] ¡Oh, por dios! ¡Hay una nave en el cielo!
[Ciudadano 2] ¡Es la nave de los helados!
[Ciudadano 3] ¿Todd Howard es un heladero?
[Amy] ¡Mierda! Con que ahí fue donde dejé mi dildo. ¡Coño, tengo que ir a decirle a Sonic! ¡Mierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
[Sirviente 1] ¿Princesa? Princesa... ¡Princesa!
[Elise] Me dijeron que pensara en el océano cuando esté estresada, y eso es lo que estoy haciendo, y estoy muy estresada.
[Princesa 2] ¡Princesa, usted es la gobernante!
[Elise] Voy a ir a meditar. Pensaré en el océano...
[Elise] Me largo, chicas. Ustedes encárguense. Que estén bien.

English: 
[Royal Staff] Ma'am you're the ruler of this kingdom! You have to act!
[Silver] Ugh... Oh, now my legs hurt. Everything--
Blaze: Oh.
[Silver] Blaze, help me. Everything hurts.
[Blaze] So, do you have fun on your little adventures?
[Silver] No! I didn't!
[Silver] I didn't have fun at all. My eyeliners ruined. My arms hurt.
[Silver] I got kicked in the head. I hate everything, and I didn't even know I could do that. I'm usually just sad.
[Blaze] That's okay, baby. I know you're lost without me. Be sure never to leave my side again, okay?
[Silver] Okay...
[Omega] Take that. And that! You motherfucker! You steal Shadow away from me, I take your fucking skull! You motherfucking bitch!
[Mephiles] Yo, you chill the hell out dude, I'm too high for this.
[Mephiles] All right, anyway, uh...
[Mephiles] This is the last time I try to have bots play on my Fortnite server.
[Omega] You are nothing but a Fortnite PR fake and a actual diamond accessory.

Spanish: 
[Sirviente 1] ¡Princesa, usted es la gobernante de este reino! ¡Tiene que hacer algo!
[Silver] Ahora me duelen las piernas, todo—
[Blaze] Oh...
[Silver] Ayúdame, Blaze. Me duele todo...
[Blaze] Dime, ¿te divertiste en tu pequeña aventura?
[Silver] ¡No, fue un desastre!
No me divertí en absoluto. Ahora mi delineador se está derramando y me duelen los brazos.
Me patearon en la cabeza. Odio todo, ni sabía que yo era capaz de odiar. Usualmente estoy triste y ya.
[Blaze] Está bien, amor. Sé que cuando no estás conmigo estás perdido. Así que no te vuelvas a apartar de mí, ¿sí?
[Silver] Okey...
[Omega] Toma eso. ¡Y eso! ¡Hijo de perra! No te atrevas a robarme a mi Shadow. ¡Te destrozaré el cráneo, malnacido!
[Mephiles] Ya relájate, viejo. Estoy demasiado drogado para esto.
Como sea...
Está es la última vez que intento jugar Fortnite con bots.
[Omega] No eres más que un patrocinador falso de Fortnite y un accesorio de diamantes.

English: 
[Mephiles] What the fuck does that even mean? Those string of words just absolutely mean nonsense to me.
[Mephiles] You are so far below me you lowly little trash can man.
[Omega] You are nothing but a fake game writer. You will never find happiness you PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! (gunfire)
[Mephiles] Ow! Dickhead! What the fuck!? I'm gonna lay down. I need a second after that. Jesus lord..
[Mephiles] Ugh, I'm turning into vape juice, no-!
[Omega] Shadow, my baby. I am so sorry.
[Omega] I had to get rid of him because he was gonna get rid of everything. Also does Rouge have more weed? 'Cause I need that weed.
[Omega] My fucking system modules were breaking. My DD4R was breaking on the inside. But I really love you Shadow.
[Shadow] Look, I don't know what your DDR machine is but--
[3 minutes later]
[Shadow] That was an amazing dance!
[Rouge] It was so good. You're an icon!
[Rouge] You're gonna be more famous than Freddie Mercury!

Spanish: 
[Mephiles] ¿Qué diablos significa eso? Lo que acabas de decir no tiene sentido en absoluto.
No eres más que basura para mí, pedazo de chatarra.
[Omega] Y tú eres un niño rata falso. Nunca vas a encontrar la felicidad, ¡pedazo de mierda!
[Mephiles] ¿Para qué haces eso, imbécil? Voy a recostarme. Necesito un segundo para recuperarme... Jesucristo.
¡Me estoy convirtiendo en nicotina líquida, no!
[Omega] Shadow, mi amor, lo siento tanto.
Tuve que deshacerme de él porque iba a arruinarlo todo. Dime, ¿Rouge aún tiene la hierba? Porque la necesito.
Mis módulos están fallando. Mi DD4R se está agrietando desde adentro. Pero realmente estoy enamorado de ti, Shadow.
[Shadow] Mira, no sé que sea esa tal máquina DDR, pero...
[3 minutos luego]
[Shadow] ¡Ese baile estuvo genial!
[Rouge] Estuvo estupenda, ¡eres una estrella!
[Rouge] ¡Serás más famoso que Freddie Mercury!

Spanish: 
[Omega] He estado bailando el aserejé y la macarena toda la vida. Nadie sabe hacerlos mejor que yo.
Escúchame, Shadow. Voy a decírtelo sin rodeos porque, mi cerebro está roto, pero mi corazón sabe lo que desea...
Shadow. Tú el único para mí.
[Shadow] Espera, Rouge, ¿escuchas algo?
[Rouge] Solo el sonido de...
No lo sé. ¿El océano?
[Omega] ¿A esto es a lo que llaman la Friendzone?
[Rouge] Por desgracia, sí. Así se siente la Friendzone. Algo que he sentido más veces de las que pueda contar...
[Shadow] No sabría como corresponderle a alguien que sea tan buen bailarín, pero... Escuchen, tenemos mejores cosas de las cuales preocuparnos, pandilla.
[Eggman] De vuelta a mi guarida.
[Eggman] ¿Cuántas veces te vas a escapar? Ya te secuestré como 17 veces.
[Elise] Siento que tendrán que ser mínimo 18.

English: 
[Omega] I've been doing the JB block boy and b-boy dances all of my life. Also no one knows how to do the shuffle like I do.
[Omega] Listen Shadow, I'm gonna come out and just say it to you because.. my brain broken, and my heart knows what it desires.
[Omega] Shadow. You are the one.
[Shadow] Wait, uh, Rouge do you hear something?
[Rouge] Uh, only the sound of...
[Rouge] I don't know. The ocean, I guess?
[Omega] Is this the friendzone?
[Rouge] Unfortunately, yes. This is what the friendzone feels like. Something I've felt more times than I care to say.
[Shadow] I don't know how to reciprocate against someone who's that amazing of a dancer but-- Listen we have more things to worry about right now, troupe.
[Eggman] (evil snicker) Back in my lair once more.
[Eggman] How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!
[Elise] I feel like it's gonna be at least 18.

English: 
(wheezing)
(hysterical laughter)
[Eggman] The caucasity of this bitch.
(More laughter)
[Eggman] You run and run. I am an alpha male gamer.
[Eggman] She be like "This asshole..."
[Eggman] I love Fortnite. Without me, you wouldn't even exist! Without me, you wouldn't be able to contain the demon because of gaming!
[Eggman] Look around you. Imagine: Dragons. Now imagine it. Gaming, on Fortnite BR.
[Elise] I'm imagining the ocean, because, I've established that when I don't want to be somewhere, that's what I think of.
[Eggman] Frank Ocean can't save you now, sweetheart.
[Eggman] No one's coming for you. No one's after you. I know what your father wanted for you.

Spanish: 
[Eggman] El atrevimiento de esta perra...
Puedes intentar huir. Pero yo soy un macho alfa gamer.
Y luego dirás "este maldito..."
Yo creé Fortnite. ¡Sin mí, ni siquiera existirías! Sin mí no podrías contener a tus demonios usando los videojuegos.
Mira a tu alrededor... e imagina: Dragones.
Ahora imagínate jugando Fortnite: BR.
[Elise] Lo único que imagino es el océano, porque, como he dicho, eso es lo que imagino cuando no quiero estar en alguna parte.
[Eggman] El océano no te salvará esta vez, pequeña.
Nadie vendrá por ti. Nadie te salvará. Yo sé lo que tu padre quería para ti.

English: 
[Eggman] So you're gonna do this whether you like it or not. Now let me log on to my Epic Games account, and let's see what we can--
[Eggman] So you're gonna do this whether you like it or not. Now let me log on to my Epic Games account, and let's see what we can--
[Computer] Welcome to EpicGames.com. Beep. Computer room located.
[Eggman] Now let's see... If someone hacked into my Fortnite account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole.
[Computer] Currently being hacked.
[Eggman] (demonic high pitched screeching)
[Sonic] Welp, gotta take care of these guys.
[Robot] I'mma kill you. Fuck you.
[Sonic] Who are you?
[Robot] Aggghh!
[Sonic] Oh my God, it's Blue Man Group!
[Robot] It is no use.
[Silver] Oh, I missed, um, bye!
[Robot] Oh no--! (robots crashing)
[Silver] I'm sorry about mistaking you for the rapper: Shadow the Hedgehog.
[Sonic]  That's okay. My work is much better though, right?
[Shadow] Hm, the desert.
[Omega] Count how many sand is here Omega. That's your first mission.
[Omega] Okay.

Spanish: 
Y yo sé que el quería que fueras una niña rata y que jugaras muchos videojuegos.
[Eggman] Así que haremos esto, te guste o no. Ahora voy a iniciar sesión en mi cuenta de Epic Games, y veremos que podemos...
[Computadora] Bienvenido a EpicGames.com. Bip. Sala de Computadoras: Encontrada.
[Eggman] Ahora veamos... Si alguien llegase a hackear mi cuenta de Fortnite, me va a salir un cactus por el culo.
[Computadora] Hackeo en proceso.
[Sonic] Bueno, tendré que encargarme de estos sujetos.
[Robot] Te mataremos.
[Sonic] ¿Quiénes son ustedes?
[Sonic] ¡Ahora son azulitos también!
[Robot] No hay salvación.
[Silver] Oh, fallé. Adiós.
[Robot] ¡Oh, no!
[Silver] Discúlpame por haberte confundido con el rapero Shadow, el Erizo.
[Sonic] No te preocupes. Pero mi música es mucho mejor, ¿no?
[Shadow] Hmm, el desierto...
[Shadow] Cuenta todos los granos de arena, Omega. Esa es tu misión.
[Omega] Okey.

Spanish: 
[Omega] 1. 2. 3. 4.
[Rouge] ¡¿Pero por qué lo pondrás a hacer eso?!
[Omega]  5. 6. 7.
[Rouge] ¡Va a tardarse un siglo!
[Shadow] Para pasar el rato.
[Omega] 8. 9. 10. 11.
[Rouge] Shadow, nos matarás del fastidio.
[Omega] 12. 13.
[Shadow] Quiero saber cuántos granos hay.
[Omega] 14. 15. 16. 17.
[Rouge] ¡No! Contará toda la eternidad.
[Omega] 18. 19.
[Shadow] Quién sabe.
[Omega] 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26.
[Shadow] Pero...
[Omega] 27. 28. 29. 30.
[Rouge] Shadow, mira lo que hiciste. ¡Todo esto es tu culpa!
[Omega] Hay alrededor de 30 millones de partículas de arena en este desierto.
[Shadow] ¿Ves? No estuvo tan mal
[Rouge] ¡Por el amor de dios!
[Mephiles] Saben, ser un desarrolla—
[Shadow] ¡Miren, es el púrpura!
[Mephiles] Shh, por favor no me interrumpas.
[Mephiles] Ser un desarrollador de videojuegos independiente me ha hecho dar cuenta de todo el potencial que tengo.
[Mephiles] Por favor subscríbanse a mi Patreon y donen a mi Kickstarter.
[Mephiles] Voy a empezar a vender— ¿Qué?
[Shadow] ¡Omega! Cuenta los granos de arena en esta habitación.
[Omega] Okey. 1. 2. 3. 4.
[Rouge] ¡Shadow!
[Rouge] ¡No seas malo!
[Mephiles] Iba a competir con él para saber quién contaba mejor.

English: 
[Omega] 1. 2. 3. 4.
[Rouge] Why the fuck would you make him do that?
[Omega]  5. 6. 7.
[Rouge] It's gonna take so long!
[Shadow] It passes the time.
[Omega] 8. 9. 10. 11.
[Rouge] Shadow! It's gonna be so annoying!
[Omega] 12. 13.
[Shadow] (Almost laughing) I'm curious what it thinks its number is.
(Cast laughs hysterically)
[Omega] 14. 15. 16. 17.
[Rouge] No! He's just gonna be counting forever!
[Omega] 18. 19.
[Shadow] Perhaps...
[Omega] 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26.
(Cast continues to laugh hysterically)
[Omega] 27. 28. 29. 30.
[Rouge] Shadow, what have you brought? This is your fault!
[Omega] There are only 30 million sand particles in this desert.
[Shadow] See? That was easy.
[Rouge] Oh fuck.. Oh my God.
[Mephiles] Ya know, being an independent-
[Shadow] Oh my God, purple!
[Mephiles] Shh, please don't interrupt me.
(Cast laughs)
[Mephiles] Being an independent gaming developer has made me realize I have so much more potential.
[Mephiles] Please support my Patreon in my new startup industry.
[Mephiles] I will be selling and renti-- What?
[Shadow] Omega! Count the-- Count the number of grains of sand in this room!
[Omega] Okay. 1. 2. 3. 4.
[Rouge] Shadow!
[Omega] (counting in the background)
[Rouge] What the fuck dude?
[Mephiles] I was going to compete with him to see who could count better,

English: 
[Omega] (counting in the background)
 [Mephiles] but apparently, he's already on it, so, whatever. Anyway.
[Mephiles] Fucking... okay--
[Shadow] Okay, you can stop now!
[Mephiles] Look, just listen to me, and I will give you this orange juice gem.
[Shadow] Just kidding. Keep counting. It's your one mission.
[Shadow] Now listen.... Listen here.
[Omega] (continues counting)
[Shadow] You won't be able to stop the power of this game. We have mass computing power as you can see by our robot.
[Mephiles] (evil laugh) You silly feeble-minded little gay. I am so far beyond Fortnite. I have moved on, and my stardom will end the world!
[Omega] WHAAAAAAAH!
[Mephiles] You can see, this power is already farther than you could look. Everything is purple! It's great! Oh my God, look at how high resolution I am!
[Mephiles] Aah, no, ack!
[Shadow] This is-- His game is better, it looks way better!
[Mephiles] (dying noises)
[Shadow] However, he paid the price of his solenoid greatest game.
[Shadow] Wait, how'd I get this again? Didn't leave in the past?
[Rouge] Get him Shadow. He's our gaming competition.
[Rouge] With him out of the way-
[Omega] It's time for him to go.
[Omega] No more Fortnite.
[Mephiles] (Silly voice) I'm just a little blob boy now, fuck you!

Spanish: 
[Mephiles] Pero él ya se está encargando, así que no importa.
[Shadow] Ya te puedes detener.
[Mephiles] Escúchenme y les daré esta joya de jugo de naranja.
[Shadow] Era broma, Sigue contando, esa es tu misión.
[Shadow] Ahora, escúchame bien.
[Shadow] No podrás detener nuestro juego. Tenemos poder de procesamiento en masa, como puedes ver en nuestro robot.
[Mephiles] Tu pequeña mente de gay no comprende. Ya he superado a Fortnite. Lo dejé atrás, y mi Kickstarter acabará con el mundo.
[Mephiles] ¿Qué no ven? Hace mucho que mi poder sobrepasado el suyo. Todo es púrpura ahora. ¡Es lo mejor! ¡Miren lo bien que me veo en alta resolución!
[Shadow] ¡Rayos! Su juego es mejor, se ve mucho mejor.
[Shadow] Sin embargo, pagó con su alma para crear este juego.
[Shadow] Esperen, ¿cómo tengo esto de nuevo? Pensé que lo dejé en el pasado.
[Rouge] Atrápalo, Shadow. Es nuestra competencia.
[Rouge] Si nos deshacemos de él...
[Omega] Es hora de que se largue.
[Mephiles] Ahora soy una nubecita, jódanse.

English: 
[Mephiles] Hehe, this is what sound like as a cloud. Fuck yo-- Oh no! Sh--!
[Shadow] Gotta catch em all, baby! Cuz he's... Shadow.
[explosion sounds and freaking out]
[Shadow] Was NOT expecting explosions!
[Rouge] What just happened? What did you do?
[Omega] He went into the jar. Never to be seen again--
[Mephiles reforming sounds]
[Mephiles] Oh my God, my neck.
[Mephiles] I need to see a chiropractor.
[Mephiles] Oh my... Oh my God. Oh my God, did you see that?
[Mephiles] Fuck you for making me go through that dude!
[Shadow] He's right! 10,000 years really made you such a crick in the neck!
[Mephiles] You guys suck. Really, I can't believe I used to date you. You used to be cool dude.
[Shadow] Have you met me?
[Shadow] I was really cool.
[Mephiles] Yeah.
[Mephiles] You're sexy as fuck, but you're also a dickhead. You've stuck me in your jewel.
[Shadow] You know what they say--
[Mephiles] I don't know what they say, and I don't care what they say.

Spanish: 
[Mephiles] Así sueno yo como nubecita. Jódanse— ¡Oh, no!
[Shadow] El los atrapará porque él es... Shadow.
[Shadow] ¡No pensé que habría explosiones!
[Rouge] ¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué hiciste?
[Omega] Entró al vaper y nunca lo volveremos a ver.
[Mephiles] Mierda, mi cuello...
Necesito verme con mi masajista.
Oh mierda... ¡mierda! ¿Vieron como hice?
¡Los destruiré por hacerme doler el cuello!
[Shadow] Es verdad, estos 10.000 años te han hecho ser un dolor en el cuello.
Ustedes apestan. De verdad no puedo creer que salí contigo. Solía pensar que eras cool.
[Shadow] ¿Qué no me conoces?
[Shadow] Yo soy el más cool.
[Mephiles] Sí.
[Mephiles] Eres demasiado sexy, pero también eres un maldito. Me metiste dentro de tu joya.
[Shadow] Ya sabes lo que dicen—
[Mephiles] No, no sé lo que dicen y no me importa.

Spanish: 
[Mephiles] Mira a mi ejército de yos. Voy a cogerme a mi mismo porque no le confío mi pene a ninguna otra persona.
¿Puedes creerlo? ¿Alguna vez has cogido con un clon? Es lo mejor.
Ellos saben como hacerlo bien, y tengo 10 millones de ellos para coger.
[Shadow] Pero, Mephiles, pensé que cogerte era mi trabajo.
[Mephiles] Ya eso es en el pasado. Ahora soy un desarrollador independiente.
[Shadow] No te creas, esto es un sueño hecho realidad.
[Mephiles] ¡Cállate de una maldita vez!
[Mephiles] Juro por el amor de dios. No te invité a mi casa, yo solo—
[Mephiles] Solo puse en Facebook que estaba haciendo una fiesta para conmemorar—
[Shadow] Omega, ¡cuenta cuántas bocas tiene!
[Omega] Okey...
[Shadow] Así es. No tienes ninguna boca, perra.
[Mephiles] Tenemos que atraparlo antes de que se vaya.
[Mephiles] Está arruinando la fiesta celebrando mi nuevo apartamento... ¡Oh, dios, no!
[Mephiles] ¡No puede ser! ¡Mis clones!
[Shadow] ¡Teriaaaah!
[Mephiles] ¡No!, ¡maldito! ¡Eres de lo peor!
[Eggman] No— Espera— ¿Qué está sucediendo? Espera— ¡No! El juego está siendo—
[Computadora] Hackeo en proceso.
[Eggman] Está siendo eliminado.

English: 
[Mephiles] Look at my army of Me's. I'm going to fuck me, because I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself.
[Mephiles] Can you believe me? Have you ever fucked a clone? It's great.
[Mephiles] They know all the right places, and I have ten million of them to go around.
[Shadow] But Mephiles! Fucking you is my job!
[Mephiles] Not anymore, baby! Not ever since I became an independent game--
[Shadow] Joke's on you. This is a dream come true for me.
[Mephiles] Would you shut the fuck up?
[Mephiles] I swear to God, I didn't invite you to my house. I have it--
[Mephiles] I put it on Facebook that I was having a homecoming party because--
[Shadow] Omega, count how many mouths he has!
[Omega] Okay...
[Shadow] Yeah, exactly! You ain't got no mouths, bitch!
[Shadow] Hyah!
[Mephiles] Oh, we have to get him before he leaves.
[Mephiles] He's cra-- He's crashing my great fucking home warming party-- Oh my God!
[Mephiles] No! What the fuck? My clones!
[Shadow] Haaaaah!
[Shadow] Teriaaaa!
[Mephiles] No! Dickhead! You're the worst!
[Eggman] God-- Wait-- What's happening? Wait-- No! The battle royale! It's being--
[Computer] Currently being hacked!
[Eggman] It's being destroyed!

Spanish: 
[Eggman] ¿Qué está sucediendo? ¿Por qué esta siendo destruido Fortnite?—
[Computadora] Su cuenta está en peligro.
[Eggman] ¡Maldita sea! ¡Gasté mucho dinero comprando esas Skins, y todos los bailes!
[Eggman] ¡Se perdieron! ¡Noooo!
[Computadora] Su número de seguro social ahora es nuestro.
[Sonic] ¡Oh! ¡Yo quería una paleta de Bob Esponja!
[Silver] Yo quería una de Burbuja.
[Sonic] ¿Querías... qué?
[Silver] Sabes, de las Chicas Superpoderosas.
[Sonic] No pensé que conocería a alguien con tan malos gustos...
[Silver] Síp, así soy yo. ¿Como es que dice el refrán?
[Silver] Mejor me callo.
[Blaze] No seas tan duro con él, Sonic.
[Sonic] Seré tan duro con él como me de la gana.
[Silver] Eso suena muy sugestivo. Pero, si te ofreces, con gusto lo hago. ¿Me entiendes?
[Sonic] ...¿Qué?

English: 
[Eggman] What's happened? What's going on? Why is Fortnite being destroyed--
[Computer] Your account is compromised!
[Eggman] NO! GOD DAMMIT! I spent so many hours getting all those skins! The dances!
[Eggman] They're all gone! Noooo!
[Eggman] They're all gone! Noooo!
[Computer] Your social security is someone else's!
(♫"Do Your Ears Hang Low" instrumental fading out♫)
[Sonic] Oh! I wanted a Spongebob popsicle!
[Silver] I like the Bubbles ones.
[Sonic] You WHAT?
[Silver] You know, from Powerpuff Girls?
[Sonic] Oh, I never thought someone could be so misguided...
[Sonic] AUGHHH! (slams fist down in anger)
[Silver] Yeah... that's my name and my game. Wait, how does that saying go?
[Silver] I'll shut up now.
[Blaze] Don't be so hard on him Sonic.
[Sonic] I'll be as hard on him as I wanna be.
[Silver] That's very suggestive, but also, if you're offering, then I'd be happy to. Ya know?
[Sonic] ...What??
(Cast bursts out in laughter)

English: 
[Silver] Oh, um okay, I'm sorry. Have a diamond.
[Sonic] Yeah! Time travel! Again!
[Silver] (Whimpers)
[Zelda chest opening sound]
[Sonic] Silver, you know what?
[Sonic] You're a twink.
[Sonic] I'm gonna go smoke some weed now.
[Silver] How long were you waiting to say that?
[Sonic] The whole dub, baby!
[Silver] Yeah, I figured. Okay. have fun.
(Everyone giggles)
[Ryan] That is the tagline of this dub.
[Alfred] Just... Silver is a twink.
[Silver] Wait, nevermind, I'm coming with you.
[Sonic] Oh! Wait, did we time-- (yelps)
[Silver] Oh, what the heck?
[Silver] What are we doing here? And why am I still holding it?
[Blaze] You're holding it because we have a job to do, Silver T. Hedgehog.
[Silver] Is the job to be gross?
[Silver] Oh, but we're really good at that.
[Blaze] No. The job is to facilitate maAA--

Spanish: 
[Silver] Oh, okey, lo siento. Tengo un diamante.
[Sonic] ¡Sí! ¡Viajemos por el tiempo de nuevo!
[Sonic] Silver, ¿sabes qué?
[Sonic] Eres un princeso.
[Sonic] Voy a ir a fumar hierba.
[Silver] ¿Desde cuándo esperabas para decirme eso?
[Sonic] ¡Desde que comenzó el doblaje!
[Silver] Sí, me lo imaginé. Okey, que te diviertas.
[Ryan] Ese es el eslogan de este doblaje.
[Alfred] Silver es un princeso.
[Silver] ¡Espera, voy a ir contigo!
[Sonic] ¡Oh! Espera... ¿viajamos en el—?
[Silver] Oh, ¿qué demonios?
[Silver] ¿Qué estamos haciendo aquí? ¿Y por qué aún sostengo esto?
[Blaze] Lo estás sosteniendo porque tienes un trabajo pendiente, Silver el Erizo.
[Silver] ¿Es un trabajo sucio?
[Blaze] No.
[Silver] Oh, pero en eso somos muy buenos.
[Blaze] El trabajo es facilitar—

Spanish: 
[Silver] ¡Oh, no...!
[Blaze] Voy a sacrificarme, Silver
[Silver] No, por favor. Eres demasiado buena... No solo para este mundo, pero para cualquier otro mundo existente.
[Silver] Espera, voy a intentar darle con las—
[Blaze] Silver, ¡no podrás hacerlo tú! ¡Morirás!
[Silver] No, ¡puedo hacerlo! Yo también... ¡Yo también puedo ser cool!
[Blaze] Silver, ¡detente! ¡Silver! ¡Detente! Silver!
[Blaze] ¿Quién continuará con mi legado cuando yo no esté?
[Blaze] Es mi destino, Silver. Yo tomaré esta carga y seré tratada como una diosa.
[Silver] Yo ya te trato así, pero como quieras...

English: 
[Sonic] Woah!
(Dong, dong, dong)
[Silver] Oh no..
[Blaze] I'm going to sacrifice myself Silver.
[Silver] No, please, you're too good-- You're not only too good for this world, but also any other world that could possibly exist.
[Silver] Here, let me try hitting it with-- (yelps of pain)
[Blaze] Silver, there's no other way! You'll die!
[Silver] (cries in pain)
[Silver] No, I can do this! I can be-- I can be a cool boy. I'm cool!
[Blaze] Silver, quit it! Silver! Quit it! Silver!
[Blaze] Who will pass on my legacy if you are gone?
[Blaze] It's my job, Silver. I will take on this burden. Treat me like a goddess!
[Blaze] (groans)
[Silver] I think I already did but okay.

English: 
[Blaze] Silver! When they talk about me in the future, make sure my name is something cool. Like... Jessica Grimdock.
[Silver] Or Blaze?
[Blaze] Yes! The coolest name in the world! That was a test Silver, and you passed.
[Silver] Finally, I did something right!
[Blaze] Silver?
[Silver] What is it?
[Silver] What is it, Blaze?
[Blaze] I'm almost proud of you.
[Silver] (gasp) That's the most proud of me you've ever been!
[Blaze] When you think of me, think of approximate gratitude!
[Blaze] HUUGH!
[Silver] Noooo!
[Blue] Oh my fucking God, she's fucking dead!
[???] Bye Felicia.
[Blaze] Wait, that wasn't me saying that!
[Blaze] WHO'S THERE!?
[Silver] She went out the way we all want to. By turning into mist and sparkles after holding two diamonds.

Spanish: 
[Blaze] ¡Silver! Cuando cuenten mi historia en el futuro, asegúrate de que mi nombre sea algo cool, como... Jessica Grimdock.
[Silver] ¿Qué hay de Blaze?
[Blaze] ¡Sí! ¡Es el nombre más cool de la historia! Esa era una prueba, Silver. Y aprobaste.
[Silver] ¡Por fin hice algo bien!
[Blaze] ¿Silver?
[Silver] ¿Qué ocurre?
[Silver] ¿Qué ocurre, Blaze?
[Blaze] Estoy casi orgullosa de ti.
[Silver] Eso es lo más orgullosa que jamás has estado de mí.
[Blaze] Cuando me recuerdes, piensa en mi aprecio aproximado.
[Silver] ¡Noooo!
[Blue] ¡No puede ser!, ¡se murió!
[???] Y a nadie le importa.
[Blaze] ¡Espera, esa no fui yo diciendo eso!
[Blaze] ¡¿QUIÉN ESTÁ AHÍ!?
[Silver] Murió como todos desean morir... Convirtiéndose en humo y brillitos mientras sostenía dos diamantes.

Spanish: 
[Silver] Ugh, ahora hace mucho sol. Quiero irme a casa.
[Blaze] Sigues siendo mi perra...
[Silver] Siempre lo seré.
[Sonic] ¡Tenemos que escapar de... alguna parte?
[Sonic] ¿Cómo llegamos aquí?
[Elise] ¡Ve por ahí!
[Sonic] ¡Okay, pero parece que tendremos que saltar!
[Elise] ¿Y qué tiene? Ya lo has hecho como 5 veces.
[Sonic] ¿Qué? No te oigo. Hace mucho ruido. ¡Aquí voy!
[Sonic] Podremos hacerlo. ¡Lo lograremos! ¡Lo lograremos!
[Sonic] ¡Lo lograremos!
[Sonic] ¡No hay manera de que no lo logremos!
[Narrador] ¿Será este el final de Sonic, el Erizo?
[Sonic] ¡No!

English: 
[Silver] Oh, it's so bright out now. I wanna go inside.
[Blaze] You are still my bitch... ("bitch" echoes)
[Silver] I always will be.
(laughter)
[Sonic] Woah! Oh! We gotta escape from-- somewhere?!
(Someone bursts out laughing)
[Sonic] How did we get here?
[Elise] Go that way!
[Sonic] Okay, but it looks like we're gonna have to ju-jump!
[Elise] What else is new? You've done that five times.
[Sonic] What? I can't hear you, it's loud! Here we go!
[Sonic] Woah!
[Elise] Woah!
[Sonic] (screaming)
[Sonic] We might do this. We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
[Sonic] We're gonna make it!
[Sonic] There's no way we can't make it!
[Narrator] Is this the end for Sonic the Hedgehog?
[Narrator] No!

English: 
(Rolling sounds)
[Sonic] Elise!
[Elise] (panting)
[Sonic] Elise. Guess what?
[Elise] What?
[Sonic] I can never die!
[Elise laughing while Sonic sinisterly laughs]
[Sonic] Nice smile!
[Sonic] Wink.
[Sonic] Ew! No, it was gross on you.
[Elise] Wink.
[Mephiles] Finally, the corrupted weed gem!
[Mephiles] Finally those assholes will stop following me around and I can move on from my life.
[Mephiles] I used to be into Fortnite. Yeah, sure, we all had that kind of phase.

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¡Elise!
[Sonic] Elise. ¿Adivina qué?
[Elise] ¿Qué?
[Sonic] ¡Soy inmortal!
[Sonic] Linda sonrisa.
[Sonic] *Guiño*
[Elise] *Guiño*
[Sonic] No, a ti no te queda bien.
[Mephiles] ¡Por fin tengo la joya de la hierba contaminada!
Por fin esos imbéciles dejarán de seguirme y podré vivir tranquilo.
Solía gustarme Fortnite. Claro, todo el mundo pasa por esa etapa...

Spanish: 
Eso no significa que seguiré saliendo con mi novio de Fortnite o invitarlo a mi nuevo apartamento cada vez que tenga una fiesta.
[Sonic] Siento una gran cantidad de energía emo en este bosque, Elise.
[Sonic] ¡Me siento distraído!
[Mephiles] ¿Qué vergas—? ¿Qué hacen ustedes en el jardín de mi casa? ¡Lárguense!
¡Oh, por dios! ¡Oh, por dios! ¿Estás bien? ¡Mierda!
No creo que deba sacarla. Creo que si la saco se desangrará. Oh, por dios. Oh, por dios.
[Mephiles] No era mi intención. Oh, por dios. Oh—
[Sonic] Tenías razón, me estoy desangrando.
[Sonic] Estoy chorreando todo el césped.
[Sonic] ¡Oh, por dios! ¡Hay demasiada sangre no-censurada!
[Elise] ¡Oh, no! ¡Sonic! ¡Sonic!
[Mephiles] Pero no debieron haber entrado en mi propiedad. Me asustaron. Lo siento, no sabía qué estaba haciendo.

English: 
[Mephiles] That doesn't mean I want to keep dating my Fortnite boyfriend and inviting him to my new apartment every time I have a party.
(laughter)
[Sonic] Oh. I feel potent angst energy in this forest Elise!
[Sonic] Woah!
[Robots] (Beep in the tune of Darude Sandstorm)
[Sonic] I feel so distracted!
[Mephiles] What the fu-- What are you people doing on my front lawn? Get out of here!
[Sonic] (gasps in pain)
[Mephiles] Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay? Holy shit.
[Mephiles] I--I-- I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. Oh my God. Oh my God.
[Mephiles] I didn't mean to do that. Oh my god. Oh--
[Sonic] You were right! I'm bleeding out!
[Mephiles] I mean--
[Sonic] All over the ground.
(Epic rendition of Darude Sandstorm plays)
[Sonic] Oh my God, there's so much visible rendered blood!
[Elise] Oh no, Sonic! Sonic!
[Mephiles] I mean, you shouldn't have come on my property. You scared me. I'm sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.

Spanish: 
Fue defensa personal, y la ley me protege... Fue defensa—
[Mephiles] ¡Oh, dios! Voy a vomitar.
[Elise] ¡Despierta! ¡Despierta! ¡Sonic, por favor!
No... Su mano... Era la parte más hermosa de él.
¡Oh, no! Estoy alucinando de nuevo.
["¡Nena!" con eco]
[Elise] ¡Nooooo!
[Mephiles] ¡Oh, por dios! ¡No puede ser! ¿Qué está pasando?
¡Oigan, es el amarillo!
¡No puede ser! Yo soy púrpura y ese es el amarillo.
¡Ooohhh! Es mi color complementario.
Esto se verá genial en mi apartamento. Si solo pudiera solidificar esta esencia amarilla en un cristal o algo así. Eso estaría genial.

English: 
I was-- It was self-defense and it is-- I-- we are in America. This was self--
[Mephiles] Oh my God. I'm gonna fucking puke.
[Elise] Wake up! Wake up, Sonic! Please!
[Elise] No... His hand.. It was the most beautiful part... of him.
[Elise] No... His hand.. It was the most beautiful part... of him.
[Elise] Oh no. I'm having a flashback.
["Baby!" echoing]
[Elise] (crying) Nooooo!
[Mephiles] Oh, my God. Oh my God. What the fuck?
[Mephiles] Yo, it's yellow! Oh my God. Yo, I'm purple. That's yellow.
[Mephiles] Ooohhh! Complimenting the color baby~
[Mephiles] Okay, this'll look really good on my mantle. If I can just solidify this yellow essence into, like, a crystal or something, that would be dope.

English: 
[Omega] We are trapped in the tar. This is what it looks like. This is America.
[Rouge] God. Fucking thanks, BP!
[Shadow] Better not catch you slipping now Omega. Now let's see, now that I got my rings back on, I can... wear rings.
[Shadow] Oh!
[Omega] Shadow, be careful, that is the power of Sprite!
[Shadow] Oh, Sprite!
[Rouge] Ah!
[Shadow] I'm more of a Coca-Cola fan!
[Mephiles] Now I have all the colors of the rainbow, and I can unleash my true gay power!
[Mephiles] (maniacally laughs)
[Mephiles] Now everyone's my boyfriend!
[Mephiles] (maniacally laughs)
[everyone freaking out]
[Random Citizen] Oh, hey! My beds fit!
[Lifelight from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]

Spanish: 
[Omega] Estamos atrapados en petroleo. Esto es culpa de esos derrames de petroleo.
[Rouge] Todo es gracias a BP.
[Shadow] Será mejor que no te resbales, Omega. Veamos, ahora que tengo mis anillos de vuelta, puedo... ponérmelos.
[Shadow] ¡Oh!
[Omega] Shadow, cuidado. Ese es el poder de la 7UP
[Shadow] ¡No, 7UP!
[Rouge] ¡Ah!
[Shadow] ¡Yo prefiero la Coca-cola!
[Mephiles] ¡Ahora que tengo todos los colores del arcoíris, puedo desatar mis verdaderos poderes homosexuales!
[Mephiles] ¡Ahora seré el novio de todos!
[Ciudadano 5] ¡Oigan, mi cama se arregló!

Spanish: 
[Tails] ¿Qué diablos está sucediendo? ¿Qué es esta sensación?
[Silver] ¡Oh, dios! Casi que estuvo tan blanco como yo.
¡Eso no está bien!
[Silver] ¡Oh, no! De nuevo tú.
[Amy] ¡Oh, por dios!
[Shadow] Rayos, son ustedes de nuevo.
[Omega] ¿Qué hay, perras?
[Amy] ¡Rouge!
[Eggman] Pene.
[Shadow] Igualmente, Eggman. Igualmente.
[Omega] Peneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
[Eggman] Mm. ¿Saben cuanto tiempo llevo deseando el pene de un gamer?
Desde 1907.
Sonic está finalmente muerto.
[Amy] ¡Woah!
[Shadow] Esperen, ¿se murió?
[Amy] ¡Mierda! ¿Mataste a mi novio?
[Tails] ¡No, Sonic!
[Amy] Esperen.
[Shadow] ¡Ya era hora!
[Tails] ¡Oh, no! ¿Qué le sucedió, Elise?
[Amy] Nunca podré cantarle la canción que le escribí...
Tal vez si la canto ahora, lo ayude.
[Shadow] No...
[Amy] *canta el tema de Pumpkin Hill*
[Shadow] Dejen que la cante, me encanta esta canción.
[Silver] Voy a buscar mi guitarra.

English: 
[Tails] What the fuck is happening? What are these feelings?
[Silver] Oh my God. It almost went as white as me!
[Silver] That's bad!
[Silver] Oh no! No, not you again!
[Amy] Oh my God.
[Shadow] Oh Christ, it's you guys.
[Omega] What's up bitches?
[Amy] Rouge!
[Eggman] (laughing)
[Eggman] Cock.
[Shadow] Mood, Eggman, mood.
[Omega] Cooooooooock.
[Lifelight from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]
[Eggman] Mm. You know how long I've been craving some gamer dick?
[Eggman] Since 1907.
[Eggman] Sonic's finally dead.
[Amy] Woah!
[Shadow] Wait, he's dead?
[Amy] Holy shit! You killed my boyfriend?
[Tails] No, Sonic!
[Amy] Wait.
[Shadow] Fuck yeah.
[Tails] Oh no! What happened to him Elise?
[Amy] I'll never get to play.. the song I wrote for him.
[Amy] Maybe if I sing it now, it'll help!
[Shadow] Don't...
[Amy] (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)
[Amy] (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)
[Shadow] Nevermind, this is a jam.
[Silver] I'll get my keytar.

English: 
[Amy] (continues dooting)
[Eggman] Now, this isn't the diss that I wanted. Shit, goddamn. This is fucking ridiculous. Fucking shit.
[Amy] Everybody sing it with me!
(Everybody starts dooting)
(Powering up noises)
[Eggman] Finally God, take me.
(Someone in the cast snickers)
[Eggman] I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic.
[Shadow] Satan, if you're out there, I want the piece of that pie too.
[Knuckles] Oh wait. I have hands?
[Silver] This is... awkward. I don't know any of you guys, and you're acting all like, "Oh man, it's so sad!"
[Silver] and like, I want to feel sad too, but I don't know you. So like...
[Shadow] Untrue. I kicked you in the back of the head once, and it was awesome!

Spanish: 
[Eggman] Esto no es la mierda que yo quería. ¡Maldición! Esta mierda es ridícula. ¿Qué vergas?
[Amy] ¡Todos canten conmigo!
[Amy] ¿Qué sucede?
[Eggman] Por favor, dios, llévame ya.
Lo quiero ya. Mátame ahora, al igual que a Sonic.
[Shadow] Satanás. Si estás por ahí, yo también quiero de eso.
[Knuckles] Oh, esperen... ¿Tengo manos?
[Silver] Esto es... incómodo. No los conozco, y todos actúan como si esto fuera muy triste.
Y yo también quiero estar triste, pero no los conozco. Así que...
[Shadow] No es cierto. Te pateé en la cabeza una vez, ¡y estuve muy cool!

English: 
[Shadow] Remember that, Silver? Remember getting your ass kicked? That's how Sonic feels, except not as bad.
[Elise] I think... maybe...
[Silver] You shut up.
[Elise] The power of friendship can bring him back.
[Elise] If we unite as friends.
[Amy] I. Will fucking. End you.
[Elise] No. No, we can't end.
[Silver] Yeah, we can. We can end right now. You wanna do it? You wanna go? You wanna test me?
[Silver] I got nothing left to live for. My best friend turned into sparkles and flew away.
[Silver] That's right. Let's just do it. Let's just end it all.
[Silver] Huh? You ready? You ready to go? You ready to leave this mortal plane?
[Elise] Yes.
[Omega] What kind of fucking crack is this?
[Silver] I hate-- I mean, no! I don't hate everything! I'm actually happy!
[Eggman] Alright now, Sans Undertale, go into my eyes.
[Penny] What-- OH?!
[confusion and laughter]

Spanish: 
¿Lo recuerdas, Silver? ¿Recuerdas cuando te pateé el trasero? Así se siente Sonic ahora, excepto que no tan mal.
[Elise] Creo que... quizás...
[Silver] Cállate.
[Elise] ...el poder de la amistad lo pueda traer de vuelta.
Si nos unimos como amigos.
[Amy] Voy. A acabar. Contigo.
[Elise] No, no. No podemos acabar.
[Silver] Claro que sí. Podemos acabar con esto, ahora. ¿Quieres hacerlo? ¿Quieres irte? ¿Quieres que te lo muestre?
Ya no tengo nada para qué vivir. Mi mejor amiga se convirtió en brillitos y desapareció.
Así es. Hagámoslo de una vez. Acabemos con todo.
¿Estás lista? ¿Lista para hacerlo? ¿Lista para irte de este plano existencial?
[Elise] Sí.
[Omega] ¿Qué vergas les pasa a ustedes?
[Silver] Odio— Quiero decir, ¡no! ¡No lo odio a todo! ¡De hecho soy feliz!
[Eggman] Muy bien, ahora usaré mis anteojos de gamer.

Spanish: 
[Eggman] Escuchen, esto es lo que vamos a hacer—
[Chase] ¿Desde cuando? ¡¿Desde cuando?!
[Tails] Eggman, no sabía que te compraste los anteojos de Google. ¡Están geniales!
[Knuckles] ¡Es verdad!
[Amy] Esperen, esperen, esperen.
[Silver] ¿Qué son anteojos?
[Amy] ¿No nos íbamos a suicidar?
[Amy] ¡Okey, adiós!
[Tails] ¡Okey, vamos!
[Knuckles] ¡Espera, Amy, no!
[Silver] Eso no es lo que quería decir.
[Shadow] Recuerdo que esto no funcionó muy bien cuando intenté invocar Animal Crossing para el Switch.
[Elise] Tráiganlo de vuelta, por el poder de los colores. Todos los colores del arcoíris.
Rojo. Por el... rojo.
El color del amor, de la pasión y del odio. Todos esos combinados juntos.
El poder del púrpura, del azul y del transparente. El transparente también es un color. Que no se les olvide.

English: 
[Eggman] Now, here's what we're going to do--
[Chase] Since when? Since when?!
[Tails] Eggman, I didn't know you got Google glass! That's awesome!
[Knuckles] Hell yeah!
[Amy] Waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute.
[Amy] Are we killing ourselves or not?
[Amy] Alright, bye!
[Tails] Okay, let's go!
[Knuckles] Wait, Amy, no!
[Tails] That's not what I meant!
[Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts II]
[Shadow] I remember this worked well when I was trying to summon Animal Crossing for Switch.
[Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts II]
[Elise] Bring him back. With the power of colors. All the colors of the rainbow.
[Elise] Red. For.. red.
[Elise] The color of love, and lust, and hate. All of those, all combined together.
[Elise] The power of purple, and blue, and clear. Clear is a color too. Don't forget it.

English: 
[Elise] Can't forget the color clear. And by the power of all the colors, and also of friendship. Return to me, Sonic!
[Elise] Return to all of us! We have united for you! We've united to bring you back!
[Elise] And so you must come. Come. Ignore the light. Come back to regular reality.
[Shadow] Wait, is she--?
[Elise] Where it's just... normal.
[Knuckles] No, no, no, no NO
(Everyone chants no, and screams as ... it happens)
(screeching)
[Amy] Nooooooo!
[Sonic] Elise. I have something to admit to you.
[Sonic] I was gay before the light.
[Elise] (faints)
[Chase] You killed her. 
[Sonic] I understand the friendzone.
[Sonic] It's hard to deal with.
(everyone cheering)
[Sonic] It's okay. We can still be friends Elise! But first, I have to take care of this alpha gamer...
[Sonic] Incel guy, I guess. Hey, you wanna join me?
[Shadow] Yeah, that's a plot.

Spanish: 
Nunca olviden el transparente. Y por el poder de todos los colores, y de la amistad, ¡regresa a mí, Sonic!
¡Regresa a nosotros! ¡Estamos unidos por ti! ¡Unidos para traerte de vuelta!
Así que debes venir. Ven, ignora la luz. Ven a nuestra realidad.
[Shadow] Esperen, ¿qué va a—?
[Elise] Nuestra realidad normal.
[Knuckles] No, no, no, no NO.
[Amy] ¡Nooooooo!
[Sonic] Elise, tengo algo que confesarte.
[Sonic] Yo era gay, ya antes de la luz.
[Chase] La mataste.
[Sonic] Sé como se siente la Friendzone.
[Sonic] Es difícil lidiar con ella.
Está bien. Podemos ser amigos, Elise. Pero primero, tengo que encargarme de este sujeto macho alfa niño rata... eso creo.
[Sonic] Oigan, ¿quieren hacerlo conmigo?
[Shadow] Sí, esa es la trama.

English: 
[Sonic] You guys want to start a polyamorous marriage?
[Silver] Sure!
[Sonic] We'll all be yellow!
[Shadow] Wait, is that how this works?
[Silver] Okay?
[Shadow] Silver, you're a double bottom.
[Silver] I'll be the twink!
[Shadow] Yeah, that's what I said!
[Rouge] I now pronounce you husband, husband, and husband.
[Sonic] Heck yeah!
[Shadow] Sonic the Hedgehog said gay rights.
[Elise] Shit! We'll save the world with the power of gay!
[Sonic] And then we killed it.
[Shadow] And then we played Neopets.
[Rouge] Yeah!
[Tails] Yeah!
[Knuckles] Yeah!
[Eggman] (grunt)
[Amy] Hey! Hey, do you wanna go out?
[Elise] Mmhm. Yeah.
[Amy] Yeah, yeah! Sonic look, I'm gay too!
[Rouge] Amy, what the fuck?

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¿Quieren hacer un matrimonio poliamoroso?
[Silver] ¡Sí!
[Sonic] Todos seremos amarillos
[Shadow] ¿Así es como funciona?
[Silver] Okey.
[Shadow] Silver, tú serás la pasiva.
[Silver] ¡Yo seré el princeso!
[Shadow] Sí, eso es lo que dije.
[Rouge] Y ahora los declaro: Esposo, esposo y esposo.
[Sonic] ¡Sí!
[Shadow] ¡Sonic el Erizo, por el matrimonio gay!
[Tails] ¡Mierda!¡Salvaremos al mundo con los poderes homosexuales!
[Sonic] Y así fue como lo matamos.
[Shadow] Y luego fuimos a jugar Neopets.
[Rouge] ¡Sí!
[Tails] ¡Sí!
[Knuckles] ¡Sí!
[Amy] ¡Oye, oye! ¿Quieres salir conmigo?
[Elise] Mmjm. Sí.
[Amy] ¡Sí, sí! Mira, Sonic. Yo también soy gay.
[Rouge] Amy, ¿qué vergas te pasa?

Spanish: 
[Sonic] ¿Dónde estamos?
[Elise] Es hermoso. No hay colores, ¿pero es colorido?
[Voz del mas allá] *Referencia a Kingdom Hearts*
[Sonic] ¡Oh, no!
[Sonic] ¡Estaba evitando los spoilers!
[Duque] ¿Ves eso, mi niña rata?
[Duque] Esa es tu vida.
[Duque] Es tu fuego, que nadie podrá apagar
[Duque] Ni los otro gamers.
[Elise joven] Okey...
[Elise joven] Me quedaré aquí sin decir nada.
[Duque] Sí, lo sé.
[Duque] Te dejó sin palabras. A mi también me dejó así cuando lo vi por primera vez.
[Duque] Pero la vida sigue. Entiende, Elise.
[Duque] Este fuego brilla más fuerte que cualquier control de Xbox 360.
[Elise joven] ¡Es genial!
[Duque] No entiendo una mierda de lo que dices.

English: 
[Sonic] Where are we?
[Elise] It's beautiful. Colorless, but colorful?
[Duke] You have both been Norted. ("Norted" echoes)
[Sonic] Oh no!
[Sonic] I was avoiding spoilers!
[Duke] Do you see that, my gamer child?
[Duke] That is your life.
[Duke] That is your flame, that no one can ever put out.
[Duke] Not even the gamers.
[Young Elise] Okay...
[Young Elise] I guess we just gotta be real quiet here.
[Duke] Yeah, I know.
(Everyone laughs)
[Duke] Speechless. I was speechless too when I first saw the flame.
[Duke] But you will continue on. Understand me, Elise.
[Duke] The flame within you shines brighter then any Xbox 360 controller.
[Young Elise] It's so great!
[Duke] I can't fucking understand you.

English: 
[Duke] It's okay. You're my beautiful baby girl and I love you a lot.
[Duke] You little Rugrat. Now come on. Let's go get some IHOP.
[Duke] I know. The flame's pretty fucking crazy right? Now let's go get that IHOP.
[Sonic] So this is the flame of gamers, Elise?
[Elise] Yeah. It's been burning since I was child.
[Elise] It's still going! The flame of hope. The flame of the game.
[Sonic] That's pretty lit!
[Elise] Yes. Except nobody can see it, because it's a private area, so...
[Sonic] Right. Let's put it out!
[Elise] Yes.
[Sonic] I hate games!
[Elise] I'm just- I'm just gonna show it to you up close. It's really important.

Spanish: 
[Duque] Está bien. Eres mi hermosa niña rata, y te quiero mucho.
[Duque] Vamos, pequeña. Vamos a ir a comer panqueques.
[Duque] Lo sé. Ese fuego es una vaina loca, ¿no?
Ahora vamos a comer panqueques.
[Sonic] ¿Así que este es el fuego de los gamers, Elise?
[Elise] Sí, esta ardiendo desde que era una niña.
[Elise] Y sigue ardiendo. El fuego de la esperanza. El fuego de los juegos.
[Sonic] ¡Es genial!
[Elise] Sí, excepto que nadie puede verlo porque está en un área privada...
[Sonic] Ya veo, ¡apaguémoslo!
[Elise] Sí.
[Sonic] Odio los juegos.
[Elise] Voy a mostrártelo de cerca, es muy importante.

English: 
[Elise] So, don't blow it out or anything, just-- I don't know. Can you feel it?
[The Gamer Flame] (Gamer talk echoing)
[Sonic] Hey Elise?
[Elise] Yeah. It's whispering to me. Do you hear it too?
[Elise] The spirit of the games.
[The Gamer Flame] (Sonic gamer talk)
[Elise] Let it inspire you.
[Elise] Feel it in your heart.
[Sonic] I don't know Elise--
[Elise] Oh no sorry, go on.
[Sonic] No, I was just-- I mean video games have just been kinda-- Oh no.
[Elise] It's so inspiring...
[Sonic] Oh, hey Elise, let me uh cheer you up! Uh, what does a ghost say?
[Sonic] What does a ghost say Elise?
[Elise] Games... in the heart.
[The Gamer Flame] The purpose of my content is to entertain...
[The Gamer Flame] I can't wait for the new Sonic character.

Spanish: 
[Elise] No vayas a soplarlo ni nada, solo— No sé. ¿Puedes sentirlo?
[Fuego de los Gamers] *Susurros de Gamer*
[Elise] Siéntelo dentro de ti.
[Sonic] Oye, Elise.
[Elise] Sí. Me está susurrando. ¿También lo escuchas?
[Elise] El espíritu de los videojuegos.
[Fuego de los Gamers] *Susurros sobre los juegos de Sonic*
[Elise] Deja que te inspire.
[Elise] Siéntelo dentro de tu corazón
[Sonic] No lo sé, Elise—
[Elise] Oh, no, disculpa. Dime.
[Sonic]No, es que yo— Digo, los videojuegos siempre han sido— Oh, no.
[Elise] Es tan inspirador.
[Sonic] Oh, oye, Elise. ¡Deja que te anime! ¿Cómo hacen los fantasmas?
[Sonic] ¿Cómo hacen los fantasmas, Elise?
[Elise] Juegos... en mi corazón.

Spanish: 
[Elise] Creo que me la comeré. O tal vez le daré un beso.
[Fuego de los Gamers] Danos un pulgar arriba... Game over.
[Elise] Hola, chicos. ¡Hola!
[Sonic] ¡Tengo que montarme en ese avión! Espera— bote.
[Sonic] ¡Oh!
[Sonic] ¡Lindo bote!

English: 
[Elise] I think I want to eat it. Or maybe kiss it.
[The Gamer Flame] Smash that like button... Game over.
[♫Marching band version of "Die Young" by Ke$ha♫]
[Elise] Hi guys. Hello!
[Sonic] I gotta get on that plane! Wait-- boat.
[Sonic] Oh!
[Sonic] Pretty boat!
[crowd gasping]

Spanish: 
[Elise] Creo que eso fue para nosotras.
[Sirviente 1] ¿Qué vergas estás diciendo?
[Elise] ¿No lo acabas de sentir? ¿Aquella brisa? Penetró mi corazón.
[Sirviente 2] Esa fui yo, me tiré un pedo.
[Elise] ¡Adiós, chicos! ¡Gracias por venir!
[Sonic] ¡Oh! ¡Vainilla!
[Ryan] Dilo.
[Eggman] ME ORI—

English: 
[Elise] Oh!
[Elise] I think that was meant for us.
[Lady-in-waiting] What the fuck are you talking about?
[Elise] The-- Didn't you just feel that? That breeze? It penetrated my heart.
[Lady-in-waiting] Sorry, that was me. I farted.
[Elise] Bye guys! Thanks for coming!
[Sonic] Oh! Vanilla!
[Ryan] Say it, you won't.
[Alfred as Eggman] I'M PI--
(laughter)

English: 
[♫Penny's cover of "Die Young" by Ke$ha♫]
