TIME FOR LOSER DONALD, 100
REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP IS A
LOSER, ALL THE WAY UP TO THE
CAMPAIGN'S LAST DAY.
TODAY WE
HAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ALMOST
EN MASSE, AND CERTAINLY VERY
IMPORTANT CONSERVATIVES, SAYING
DONALD, YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER,
PLEASE GET OUT OF THE RACE, YOU
ARE SO INCOMPETENT, YOU WILL
RUIN US ALL.
THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL, OWNED BY NEWS CORP.,
RUPERT MURDOCH, THE DEEPLY
REPUBLICAN OP-ED PAGE, HAS
FLIPPED ON DONALD TRUMP AND IS
SAYING PLEASE GET OUT, YOU ARE
SUCH A LOSER, I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
THIS IS NOT ME, THIS IS
THE DEEPLY CONSERVATIVE OP-ED
SECTION OF THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL, THEIR EDITORIAL PAGE.
HERE IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
DONALD TRUMP --
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
IT ISN'T
JUST THAT HE'S DANGEROUS OR THAT
HE'S A BIGOT -- NO, HE'S TOTALLY
INCOMPETENT.
AND HERE IS THE
WALL STREET BUSINESS JOURNAL SAYING,
THE GUY CAN'T RUN ANYTHING.
THEY
GO ON TO EXPLAIN --
IT'S GOTTEN THAT BAD.
THEY
SAY HIS ADVISERS ARE SAYING HE
SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A
REFERENDUM ON HILLARY CLINTON
AND JUST POUND AWAY AT THE
ISSUES THAT ARE HELPFUL TO HIM.
THEY SAY 
THAT --
I TOLD YOU THEY CAN'T GET
THIS IDIOT TO READ ONE BRIEFING
PAPER.
TURN ON FOX NEWS, SEE
WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, TURN ON
CNN.
TOTAL LOSER, COULDN'T
MANAGE HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER
BOX.
THERE ARE NO PAPER BOXES,
PAPER BAG.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING, I MAKE THAT MISTAKE
ALMOST EVERY TIME.
BUT WE MOVE ON,
ANOTHER QUOTE FROM THE WALL
STREET JOURNAL --
HE THINKS 
THAT TWITTER AND
SOCIAL MEDIA CAN MAKE UP FOR
BEING OUTSPENT $100 TO ZERO IN
BATTLEGROUND STATES.
NONE OF
THIS IS WORKING.
THIS IS THE
WALL STREET JOURNAL SAYING, FOR
GOD'S SAKE, CAN YOU BE COMPETENT
FOR ONE SECOND?
YOU LOSER.
ONE
LAST QUOTE FROM THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL --
HE IS 
SO INCOMPETENT THAT HE
IS NEARLY HOPELESS.
NOT ME
SAYING IT -- THE WALL STREET
JOURNAL SAYING IT.
OWNED BY NEWS
CORP. AND MURDOCH.
THAT IS WHAT
THEY'RE SAYING.
I TOLD YOU HE
WAS A LOSER, EVERYONE AGREES.
ONE MORE THING, MARK SANFORD, A
TRUMP SUPPORTER, FORMER GOVERNOR
OF SOUTH CAROLINA, NOW A
REPRESENTATIVE, THE GUY WHO RAN
ON FAMILY VALUES, SAID HE WAS ON
THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL AND THEN
WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS
ARGENTINIAN MISTRESS, NOW HE HAS
RESERVATIONS.
HE WRITES AN OP-ED
SAYING --
I LIKE THIS, BECAUSE HE
QUOTED TRUMP, AND TRUMP HAD SAID
IN THE PAST --
GREAT, YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE
NOW, GO AHEAD AND RELEASE THEM.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
HE
SAYS HE'S BEING AUDITED BY THE
IRS, THE IRS SAYS IT DOESN'T
MATTER IF YOU ARE BEING AUDITED,
OF COURSE YOU CAN RELEASE YOUR
RETURNS.
THERE IS NO RULE OR LAW
LIKE THAT.
BIAS, EVERYONE IS
BIASED AGAINST ME!
SANFORD IS ON
HIS SIDE AND SAYS COME ON, YOU
KNUCKLEHEAD, JUST RELEASE
YOUR TAX RETURNS.
SANFORD SAYS --
AS USUAL, DONALD TRUMP GOES,
NOPE, I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.
I'M NOT GOING TO STUDY, I'M NOT
GOING TO BE COMPETENT, I'M NOT
GOING TO RELEASE MY TAX RETURNS
BECAUSE THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHAT
CENK SAYS IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE,
I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.
I GOT MY MONEY FROM MY DADDY AND
ALL MY BUSINESSES HAVE BEEN
FAILURES.
IF I RELEASE MY TAX
RETURNS YOU WILL KNOW THAT, SO
SORRY, I CAN'T DO THAT.
LOSER DONALD.
