[upbeat rhythmic music]
- Damn LA [laughs]!
What's up it's Megan Thee Stallion
AKA Young Tina Snow
AKA The Head Hot Girl
and today we're just gonna be turnin' up
with me and my Hot Girl
and my Hot Boy friends.
And we're gonna just play with 4oe.
Just do some real Hot Girl shit.
Ah!
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Okay come this way.
And then come lower.
And then come like this.
That's too much.
Damn I look good!
- [Male Voice] Damn you look good!
- Jordyn!
- Okay, so I'm right here.
- [Male Voice] Okay.
- Friend, you get your
hair done every single day.
- Yes I do.
And my real hair long as shit.
- Yeah, but, I don't have Jonathan,
with me every single day to do my hair.
- Friend, ooh, you bout to be turnt today.
- I'm a curl-ologist.
- [Female Voice] It looks really good.
- I'm a weave-ologist.
Megan Thee Weaver.
Okay, actually how bout this?
Everybody take a nap.
- [Female Voice] How'd
you learn to do makeup?
- One day my grandma just
bought me hella eyeshadow
from, like, the dollar store probably.
I was like 12.
- [Jordyn] We all had those moments.
- And when she did that, it
was over for these bitches.
My mom arched my eyebrows
for the first time
when I was in the 9th grade.
- And I took over,
ooh I fucked my shit up so bad.
- [Megan] I like Akil a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Megan] And we get into like everyday.
[Jordyn laughs]
Don't do it like that,
don't put it like that, friend.
He be like "I'm not!"
- [laughs] Like, "I'm not!"
Yes, you are.
- And he doin' it how
the fuck he wanna do it.
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- Where you get that charger from?
- Baby, that's mine.
- No, it's not.
- I bought this from Ross.
Because T Farris bought
me that charger.
- I bought this from Ross.
No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!
- There's a Macy's and a Ross.
- When have you had time
to go to Ross?
- It's right across the street.
- No!
- Yes, it is!
- This is not even...
- This is my charger!
- Jonathan, this is not your--
- Gimme my ch--
- This is not your charger!
Friend!
- What is you tryin' to take?
- Friend!
- Friend [laughs]!
Go over there!
Escort him.
- [Male Voice] Please take him out!
People call me Stallion
because I'm tall and fine.
In the south they call
girls that are stacked,
big boobs, big booty, long legs,
they call 'em stallions.
We're going to ride horses
with the Compton Cowboys.
And I'm so excited
'cause they hit me up all the time
and they're like,
yeah, come ride horses with
us duh duh duh duh duh.
And I'm like, friend,
when I get back to LA,
I promise I'm gonna come.
I'm the fuckin' stallion,
of course I ride horses.
[laughing]
In Texas you're gonna get
on a horse a few times.
And on the south side of
Houston where I'm from,
somebody would literally
ride a horse to the store.
[upbeat rhythmic music]
[firetruck siren]
- I mean, my God.
- [Megan] Uh-uh, go save them!
- Go get them!
- [Megan] Go pick him up!
- [Male Voice] I heard
you were writing a script,
is that right?
- Oh, yeah
it's for a horror film.
Everyone knows I fuckin'
love horror movies.
- [Male Voice] What's your favorite?
- I'm not even gonna lie to you,
I think it's "Evil Dead".
I like movies that make
you semi fall in love
with the villain so you
have sympathy for him.
You're not gonna want the villain to die,
maybe he won't die.
'Cause I feel like every good story,
you can't just necessarily
kill off the villain.
That's why the Batman never killed Joker.
- [Male Voice] Exactly.
- How the fuck would you have
Batman with no Joker?
- Meg, have you seen "Human Centipede?"
- Who?
- "Human Centipede."
- Ugh!
- What kinda nasty
gutter-butt shit is that?
[Megan screams]
- What in the nasty freakiness?
- You know what, but, I appreciate
whoever made that movie.
We needed that for the culture.
[relaxed rhythmic music]
- Hi.
- [Kelsey] Hi.
- I'm Freddy.
- [Kelsey] Good, nice to meet you.
Is that a Blue Heeler?
- [Freddy] Yeah, it is.
- [Kelsey] Oh, I love Blue Heelers!
- [Megan] Kelsey, you love every
fuckin' dog you see, bitch.
[laughing]
- I like that we just got
the curling irons on deck.
- So, we just got out
that damn convertible
and it whipped the hair all around.
Do they want the Hot Girl
or do they want the not girl?
- Yes, I love him, oh!
- I think he like me.
[relaxed rhythmic music]
