To any future employers who are watching this video,
I'd say my strengths are: public speaking, confidence, trying on outfits that should not be made for me,
embarrassing myself and kind of earning it, and I suppose just going with the flow.
Do you smell that? That's smells like
cheap cosplays to me. No, that was the dumbest intro ever done on this channel without without doubt.
Oh boy. Do I have a treat for you my weebs. It is me embarrassing myself
once again in everybody's favorite cheap Chinese cosplay.
Why does the lighting keep changing on this thing?
It looks like it keeps changing. Am I insane? I give up.
Hello, hello, hello.
Is it Christmas? No that passed. it's new- oh shows my address don't do that
Let's let's not dox myself and let's open cosplays and review them. I swear it just got way more pink.
Am I going insane? I feel like I'm going insane. No, I think I am going actually insane
It looks like the colors are changing on the camera constantly.
Maybe I am. Maybe Evan will tell me in edit or in post that this is indeed a huge mistake.
Like most of the videos on my channel.
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine --
Someone suggested in the comments I should cosplay as the uh..
That just got bluer, fuck off. That just got bluer. That 100% got bluer.
I am, I'm going insane. If it did I'm sorry to the viewers at home
The colors are gonna keep changing and I don't know how to fix it cause we're just gonna fuckin roll with it.
Man, this lens makes me look so nice. Like I've never looked this good in my life.
I have no idea which ones are which, cause normally I always know which ones are which.
So I'm just gonna stop showing my address and, um, open some.
♪ Lets open the cosplay. Wow, this is tight ♪
What did I buy for myself? Oh, no. Oh, this isn't a cosplay. Uh, this is this isn't a cosplay but
We can put this on anyway. Let's just jump right into it. I think I can put this on.
I THINK. I might rip it by doing so, but I'm gonna try it anyway.
Some of you at home may have an inkling as to what this is.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get this on. But I say that every time we do this and I always manage.
Stop it. Get some help.
That's what everyone says to me in these comment section.
I should turn up my microphone cause I am pretty fucking quiet. This is one of those situations where
Your body entirely tells you that this is a terrible idea, but you're just gonna you're just gonna do anyway, so
I'm gonna do that. Alright, let's just jump right into it I'm gonna have to kneel I think in this.
Oh god, this is such a bad idea. This is the worst idea I've ever had.
Alright one leg in. Last foot in come on. Come on, Connor.
Oh shit! Alright, so this is a beanbag case, that I have transformed
into a person.... case.
I don't know how stupid this looks
But I imagine it's very.
Okay, this is not a cheap Chinese cosplay. This is my six foot Snorlax beanbag that I ordered,
I don't think I'm just a breathe in this thing because it does not taste good. So I'm gonna take it off.
Oh my God, I'm exhausted after that. is there an Olympic sport like putting on a Snorlax costume and doing stuff?
I'd actually watch that that actually sounds like an amazing idea now that I think about it.
Like imagine it! Like a
Snorlax like guys just like plump as fuck trying to do the high jump. I would pay, just throw the money!
~Lets embarrass myself with more costumes ~
I was hoping it wouldn't be this one. Alright well...
*Sigh*
Lets put it on. *scream*
Evan, hit the music.
Where does this part go? Should I look on my phone?
I will look on my phone. I'm gonna go incognito for this one.
I somehow struggle to believe my ass is gonna fit in these.
I could just about put this on my head I think. Okay. Well maybe.
Let's just jump right into it. This is not going on -- okay
Well, I mean. I'm gonna break it, but fuck it.
Don't know if you guys could see this, right, but this is supposed to be, uh,
Above both and it just about gets one leg in so that's good. That's a good start.
This is --
*Laughter*
This is the XXL!!
They don't have fat people in China!? Like come on!
I feel like I should just wear it like this. Like why any different, right?
Oh, this is, this isn't bad. Do they just think that like people don't have like asses.
This is pretty accurate to the show.
*RIP armband*
Now what's this for?
This is -- this is an armband, isn't it?
Yeah, I think this is an armband
Let's just -- let's just jump right in to it. This one, you know the top of it? Not bad. Like it fits me,
I look like I could Naruto run comfortably in it. We'll test it out later.
Why does the belt fit fine but not the pants?
Hi guys, it's me. Everyone's favourite.
It looks like Natsu's like about to shit himself permanently.
Ohh, I can't help! Ohh!
Lucy!!!
It's okay though, cause Lucy's badass right? Remember last time? Lucy fucked shit up.
YO, WHERE MY KEYS AT BITCH?! WHERE THEY AT?!
You know what?
lets use our Super Saiyan powers, to...
No, that is that is straight-up not going on. Let's just pretend that Natsu likes to...
Sit down all the time. This -- this really hurts my legs. I -- I can't do this.
I think it would be best if I take these off but I'm having a lot of fun.
Okay, am I gonna see if i can Naruto Run™ in these?
Maybe I should put the belt lower down like this and then you can't tell that I'm shitting myself constantly?
Like that's...
That's Fairy Tail canon, right? But he doesn't always zip this up does he?
Yo what up, man?
I'm not so
Natsu - Natsu cool. I think we should go to the next costume
I'm already sick of this -- this my legs have no circulation.
I will enjoy having my legs back, that's for sure.
Not a bad cosplay though. I think if this fit me,
Like cause I did order an XXL, maybe it's my fault for having
Like a big ass for a dude but like, if this was just a little bit, a little bit bigger
I would give it a 10 out of 10 because that like this is pretty good quality.
I won't lie. Like this is -- I could wear this all day at a con,
Yeah, it's gonna get sweaty, but so is every guy at the con dressed as Fairy Tail.
So like, you're not really like, you're not really losing out on anything.
Like I think I paid like $20 for this? $25? So, I mean, it's pretty fucking good.
Let's just jump right into it.
I have... 3 costumes left.
I feel like I might have miscalculated.
I only bought 5, or it was actually supposed to be 4. Maybe I did buy 4.
I feel like I've bought 5, but I don't have time to wait for the other one to come, cause it's been forever.
So I'm gonna -- we're gonna do 4 this time.
I'm gonna stay like this so that YouTube doesn't demonetize me.
Oh no, this was the one I was scared about. Okay.
This is a terrible idea. I just want to say beforehand,
I knew for a fact that this one is probably not gonna fit me at all.
I was ready for that and I do not feel sorry for myself if this does go wrong, which I am near certain it will.
WHAT THE FU--
No way. No fucking way.
I got it on. Like it's not great, and I could easily rip this, but it's on.
It's definitely on. I kinda wanna actually see how I'm supposed to wear this one. So I wear it correctly.
I know this is a first, me actually trying to do things seriously.
I know. Who'd have thought the day would ever come?
Okay, maybe this one doesn't fit me.
But, because this is supposed to be able to fold over itself like -- like a kimono.
Which is what this is supposed to be in case you couldn't tell.
I don't think this is gonna go on but we're gonna try it.
Oh, there goes the stitching. Oh we can get it on though.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I don't wanna say I'm joining the Love Life cast, but I'm pretty sure I'm joining the Love Life cast.
You know I'm gonna have do idol dance. Lemme just...
Oh no. Oh no no no.
Oh it's *gasp of amazement*
Genius! I can put this on now. Maybe. Actually I don't think the velcro...
*deep inhale*
If I just -- if I just breathe in I can -- I can do it. I can totally do it.
Okay okay, we can make this work. We can make this fucking work. I'm gonna make this fucking work.
*Strained voice* Hey guys.
*Normal voice* I just want to say
that um,
this is a historically accurate because
They would do these really tight in the you know, like Middle Ages [Middle ages? Connor?]
*strained voice* because they wanted them to have, small waists.
I'm in Love Life.
I don't know what I'm trying to do here, to myself. Alright, so I got the bow on the outside now.
I've actually think I got it uncomfortably now. I can kind of figure out a way to breathe.
Why do they give me anal beads? Is that part of the show? Am I missing something?
Alright, what's a Love Life dance? Hey, Google. What is the Love Life dance?
Google: Sorry, I don't understand.
You know why she doesn't understand? Because it's a terrible show!
It's the Love Life dance guys you remember it right like that like that.
Right, that's how the Love Like dances go.
Out of 10, where would you guys rate me in the Love Life roster? Like would you put me top tier waifu?
Like S-teir unlock? Or we talking like, you know, your average Joe?
Like what would you guys say in the comments below?
Let me know down below.
I would say this has been...
The best trade deal of all time. 100% I think everyone is a winner in this. You guys win
I get a sweet outfit that I get to keep. This is so hard.
I feel like you know those adverts where you get like the, they're like,
"yeah take the massage bracelet, it will make your abs toned"
And I'm like,
"no, no, no, it's gonna give me my stomach. That's what's gonna do. And I ain't gonna feel good. I don't feel good ma!"
Ah, I think I'm gonna take this off. I think NOW is a good time to take this off.
*Ripping* OH SHIT, there goes all the stitching.
*Suspicious moaning* Oh my God, it's not coming off my arms!
It's like stuck and I can't get it off. What the fuck?
There we go. Oh, Love Life saves the day always.
♪ Somebody once told me that I was gonna open cosplay and it was gonna be a big mistake ♪
♪ I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of a...
Rejected cosplayer.
It's like Fort Knox of packaging. Look at how much sellotape they've stuck on this fucking thing!
I thought they just didn't want me to open it.
Which is fair enough cause, I mean you see what I do when I wear cosplay?
Oh my God! Will he ever find the cosplay? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
This is like longer than a Dragonball Z fight at this rate.
Can you guess what it is?
Some of you probably know what it is. I had to do it, I had to.
Oh wow. Oh wow.
Oh, it's like a corset. *Gasp* It's stretchy!
*Gasp* We're about to get it on boys!
What do you think fellas? Let's get this bad boy on.
Me just put -- *tiny rip sound*
Ohhh nooo.
I fear getting this back on I won't lie. Cause these kind of costumes where you can just about get them on.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is actually, really good.
Like quality speaking now, this is really good. What the fuck? Why do I like skirts so much?
I don't know what has become of me. But I like them a lot now.
My mum asked me when I went home for Christmas.
She was like, "Connor why?
why -- why do you do this?" This is what girls have to do all the time like bras and shit? Jesus.
This is tedious. I'm already getting sick of doing this. I couldn't do this every day all day.
I'm getting really hot in here. These lights are roasting me.
Are these supposed to do that? What if I just *deep inhale* Yeah that'll do.
Well, that's good! I honestly can't hate on that. That's a pretty fucking good cosplay.
No joke this shit is high-quality as fuck.
Like I you know if I'd boobs this would probably stay up. I'm honestly a little blown away. Had I have the wig?
You know we could be talkin' , you know a successful cosplay.
Ah, this is a little hurt on my arms. This is a little hurt on my -- Connor are you..?
Are you how's your brain doing over there buddy? You doin' okay?
Heat getting to you?
Huh. I guess I would look fabulous as fuck is being like,
"Hey. How you doin'?"
Like this is like the Ciel dress all over again.
Like I'm really happy at like how good this is.
I would wear this to a con, you know, like straight up. like why wouldn't I?
When you go --  when you go to the toilet in cons,
Do you have to like just like fucking hold this shit up like that?
Just pray to God that it doesn't -- you don't get any shit on it? Is that what you do? [I mean...you can.]
I don't -- I have no idea. Women -- women help me out here.
To any future employers who are watching this video:
I'd say my strengths are: public speaking, confidence, trying on outfits that should not be made for me,
embarrassing myself and kind of earning it, and I suppose just... going with the flow. I try too hard,
I love everything I would love to work a pointless job nine-to-five. That is my ambition in life. So if you are
Giving me that kind of future job, I would be more than interested, actually.
You know, I think your employment situation is fantastic and...
You, or them are a great bunch of guys.
I think that worked. Right. I'm gonna...
Get out of this thing.
Look at that. Can you guys see it? Not my muscles. Not my muscles. I mean like... the...
Fuckin', No, of course you can't! its fucking pink.
It's squeezed the life out of me.
Like YouTube, am I right?
This is the I would say centerpiece of the video. I have been looking forward to this one.
Uh, it weighs a lot.
um, I hope, I hope!
It fits me, because I really want this to fit me. Yaass! Okay, let's get this on. Let's just jump right into it.
This -- this white part is supposed to go up to here.
I don't know in what universe they're thinking that's gonna happen.
Oh.
Oh.
Well I guess, our universe.
I wanna look pretty for prom mom! I gotta look better than all the other girls!
Okay, okay, okay, we're getting it! We're getting it!
Can we get it on like this?
Is this gonna come on? Hey guys. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just...
Jumping right into it. Maybe I should undo the buttons on the back. At least one of them.
I think one of them is gonna help a lot.
I want to get this on really badly because I want to make this work.
This is just frustrating. Just plain frustrating.
Whilst I undo this; how is your day going at home kind viewer? Fantastic! I'm glad to hear it's going well.
Oh, no the battery's on half. That's not good. I need to hurry the fuck up.
It's the last one that's the issue, cause it's too tight.
Anyone watching this would probably think I'm going slowly going insane. And they would be 100% correct.
There we go. Okay, maybe we can get on now. At least I can kind of probably get it on. Well, that's...
Maybe is the key word. Okay, I can kind of get it on?
What the fuck is happening? Oh wait. I think it's supposed to go the other way around.
Like this is supposed to be my chest.
This was so difficult to get on and I want to cry! I thought I would be empowered,
I thought I would be sexy I -- I thought I could conquer the world, if I bought this costume.
None of those things came true. I just I just look blue.
I'm going to do a dab on the grave of this cosplay and give it to someone who can maybe fit it because
this
Oh, it feels kinda good actually.
Yeah, I could -- I could. Okay. Alright.
Oh, no is the camera turned off? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I gotta do this very carefully.
I hope that video file isn't interrupted now.
Hello. That looks way more blue than before,
I'm not gonna lie. That also doesn't look in focus, my camera just died people at home.
So if it doesn't look exactly where it was, that's okay, because it died. Thank you.
I'm going to change now because I can barely breathe. But I don't know how I'm gonna get this off.
Am I actually just stuck? Like am I genuinely stuck? maybe my ass can get it off.
I don't think my ass is the best place to try and get it off.
I don't think this is gonna fit. Let's just jump right into it.
I've been watching too much Pewdiepie. Yes. I know. Who hasn't, subscribe to Pewdiepie.
No, I should not try and put that over my head that is...
Certainly a bad idea. Or is it? Alright? Well...
In for a penny, in for a pound baby. That's how it works in the anime, right?
This is how it looks. Good as new. I like it when they come undone, because that means
I can 100% get it on in some way.
"Oh no brother, we're gonna lose the game! Oh no, we're gonna lose the game Onii-chan!"
Whether you like it or not this is peak human evolution at its finest. This is what YouTube was meant to do.
Connect people. Allow them
to cosplay.
Inspire. Don't let anyone tell you YOU can't do the cosplay you want to do. If I can do this?
And put it on the fucking internet,
You can wear that damn cosplay you were thinking about doing. Get off your ass
Right now and start sewing that shit. Go and make that cosplay because you're gonna fucking kill it.
I know you are. If I can do this shit you can do it.
Admittedly, I didn't put any effort into this. And all I'm doing is making myself look like an idiot for views. And that's okay
I -- I've accepted that. But you don't have to. You can make something worth someone's time.
Now if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go and play chess with my brother.
And do some illegal things for my age.
Like suck his dic--
[Connor why]
NO GOD!
No, God, please no. No!
No!
NOOOO!!!
You've -- you've seen enough. You don't need to see more of this.
Oh, please they had it easy.
I had to look you naked for the entire video. And that is definitely something I never want to have to do again.
Yeah. I'm gonna take this off.
That was a huge,
Huge mistake. I just want to say quickly before we end. I haven't scripted this or anything
But the past few, uh like weeks or days have been kind of difficult for me
And I haven't like told anyone or tweeted about it
But it's been a bit of a, bit of a shit time for me and I do really appreciate everyone who watches the channel
It's -- it's one of the things that's been constant in my life for the past 3 years. No matter what happens
I know that I have viewers, and I have people who want to watch me and want to make me do what I do.
And I'm very thankful for that. I guess I'm kind of
Giving all this mushy stuff on you because it is this New Year's Eve
Tomorrow and I'm recording this on the 30th. I'm just kind of like in one of those moods
Where I'm like looking back and I'm really proud of what we have done and what I have done this year
especially on the channel the channel has had at the best year in -- in
God knows how long I it's definitely been the best that the 3 and a half ish that we've had.
I'm really proud of the content that I've made this year.
Yes that includes the Yaoi readings and these series of cosplays.
Thank you so much. My beautiful weebs. Really. Thank you for watching because I am so happy to be here.
Doing this for you guys. It's weird it's it
I know I'm a grown man wearing dumb shit in my room, and I'm having the time of my life. So, thank you
Thank you so much weebs.
I hope you have an amazing year and I hope you reflect on the year that just went and have a better one.
So, bye.
