(intro) Top of the mornin to ya laddies My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Assassin's Creed Hall origins the last time
I played this game the video got broken. I uploaded in YouTube was like yeah
We're not gonna send out to anybody after a half hour of the video being uploaded
It had like nine hundred views and 20 comments. I was like oh
Something's wrong, and then a bunch of people were saying that even if they went at the channel. They couldn't see the video so
apologies on that front that was kind of a messy day oh
Yeah by it
So we're gonna continue. I'm gonna be the best that no one ever was I'm actually gonna change my outfit
And why am I wearing just one?
Think I wore this one to take a screenshot. I'm going with leopard print
Look at that sexy
stylish
Assassin attire if you want to be the sexiest assassin that the land has ever seen you need leopard print
Come on down to Jack's assassin gear where I will get you leopard print
I also think I want to go fight some hippos cuz I need some soft leather
We'll upgrade all my my doodads and eat, Oh hard leather
I mean
That's awful. Need hard leather and bronze to upgrade my eft my knife II do I have my quiver maxed out which is fucking Oh?
Remo
stabilizer glove increased range weapon damage, Oh I need soft leather for that, but I also need the bronze for that so
We'll see. I've just enough bronze for that. I need some hard leather for this apparently they're soft leather paired leather and pelts
So lots of bronze lots of hard leather and lots of soft leather, and I think that that's going to get a stud
Dude, are you sure you're wanna get into the ocean with this. You know let's take a boat
Let's take a boat. Oh god. We almost fell in anyway. I'm worried about you
I'm worried about you jumping into the water looking like this and you get you like waterboard yourself by accident. That's a lot of clothing
They it's just not all soaked up into your mask, and then you're gonna choke to death
Sneaky, dun dun dun dun dun, even for fat hippos look at them. They're so cute look at their butts, okay
Dun dun dun, did it oh god. I missed. Oh god. I missed turn it back put it back around fuck
Oh, that's way my arrow messed up before last time
Cuz they are God he's coming
Run away, hey, it's slicing and dicing and time, baby
You know what I needed something for Christmas dinner christmas is coming up soon
Okay that work this guy hasn't worth it to you. What's going on, so I'm gonna sneak it
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, rain is I. I'm sorry, not really, that was awesome. Okay
Whoa
Big fat boy it's okay, it's okay
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your sacrifice is not in vain I will use these materials
Look somebody somebody take a picture take a picture. I'm in his mouth
aha
Whoo
Say newbie sourcing me some stuff. Oh, it's on the boat
Okay, is there any more bronze or anything anyway? This is iron though?
I don't need iron I need bronze, but it's still all very good. Okay. We need to get out in the boat
We need to go out and take out those guys. Okay, where's my boat?
It's like GTA now. Where's my car?
And
I'm wondering if I could actually do like a drive-by
Do you think I could do that?
Just like go by in my boat and fire ours at them. We're gonna
We're gonna send sinew in for a second send in the sinew
Do it sinew!
There's a lot of oh wait oh
There's animals on that I forgot that's what the pelts are. shit wait I do have an arrow. Okay? If I go oh?
That should open up one of them some animals should be free now attacking there yes
Wonder if I could
Yeah
open up the other one I
Know what's going on you guys fight over there? I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna sit here on my boat
Wait send in the sinew, send in the sinew. what's going on? Oh, it's a lion. It's two lions
How are we doing, are you kicking the shit out of them? I think they might actually be struggling don't worry lion buddies. I'm coming
Water boarding be damned. I'm here buddy. Oh god. You're all bloodied
You fight them, fight them, I can't I can't help until shit. I got knocked off
"LIONAL". I'm here. I'm here buddy
nice
Hey fucking killed "lional"
How dare you, "lional" your sacrifice will not be in vain
Come here motherfucker
Oh, you think you're special, you think just cause your mom told you that you're going to go places that that actually means, it's true
No, mom just say that, ok
It's to bolster to you and make you feel like a big man
Yeah, I'm the real big man here, I'm gonna kick the shit out of yourself here you go here we go
Ha ha ha ha there we go
Okay, we got some pelts. We got some iron. That's a good haul y'all
Now we need to get back up and survey the land again. Oh look at that
We got some bronze we got some bronze on the move, okay
Do you think I can make that I think I can make that jump, but I'm fucking-. I can't do this alone
Where is my horse, Right okay, here you go come on freckles. It's time for you and me to do the business
Freckles you know what he said to you last time right I said no horsing around
I know you do that cuz you're a horse and everything and it makes sense and
It's kind of whimsical and some of us loving boy to head the game this time freckles
That's a fucking bush. Move outta my fucking way
I'm on a mission. I need bronze
Do you think these things are gonna make themselves? I need materials get out of the street child I will run you down here is
Is he bleeding
oh
fucking dare you oh
Very dare you oh, I have no ammo. That's okay
When you have a sword you don't need ammo oh
But you do need health you do need help get it all go go. Go. Go go sealed steal loot and run loot and run
Hey who's catch my breath for a second, maybe fill in some of the holes in my legs, but what the fuck?
How did you fight?
That's it. I'm an angry boy now. I'm an angry boy
Motherfucker, what's this? What's this? Oh?
Yeah, right your fucking hair. Yes got him yep
Nice fucking date. Sorry horsey. I need to kill your master nice
God
That caused me a lot of anxiety and stress, but you know what we got the materials. We needed. It's not enough though
Okay, yeah come on freckles. I have another mission. We have more bronze to take out but freckles. We're not low on arrows
Doing good Braxley. We're in that. We're in big. We're in the clear
He is a camel
Horses are better fight aches or near up balls. There's a fire neck right there. Okay that freckles
The UK
Majestic beauty he's fine the fucking Fighting's gonna. See me sneak under the water
If they can't see here the cat smelly all he wanted some bronze
That's all I've ever wanted. Okay. See you know what the point
Therefore it's good job. You know what the fight Lakes near yeah, because the fight lakes are a bunch of fuckers
They're super strong and they're assassin sent to kill the assassins
So we're getting close freckles remember what we practice Foxtrot Delta tango Niner, okay?
Kill out some of his kill some of his followers
You kill them, then you cut off the head of the beast and then it's easier to kill these guys
Okay, okay super-strong oh
My fucking ass my perfectly sculpted ass Suton rut lured right that's right sometimes
You don't always have to fight sometimes
It's all about getting away you get in you take what you need you assassinate, and then you get out again
Okay, mother fuckers. Okay, freckles. We're going wrong way there. I couldn't attack a horse. I love you, buddy, okay
I think I lost him I
Ran through two ditches five fields and I claimed over a tree
I left my scent everywhere so if they're gonna find me they're gonna have to try very hard
Okay
Well that was a mission and a half
There were no longer than it should also. I like this detail when you walk through the grass slowly
He sticks out his fingers, and he runs his fingers through the grass
gladiator-style
It's really cool
It's a nice firm. You got here. All right. What next I knew
Ok there's soft leather over there too fighting each other
Stop that I'm putting I'm putting stop to this nonsense there you go my little antelope buddies
It's okay, your leather will be used to make garments fit for a king see this land
everything the light touches
Will be yours one day and the weight touches everything. It's Egypt. It's all desert. There's a lot of sunshine around all the time
So that's a lot of yours. I just love this
I love the the little sense of communities that have gone around the little firearms that are ever heard the
Vegetation because I thought when they were gonna face the game in Egypt it was going to be a lot of just desert
But there's some really nice foliage going on in this game sometimes freckles about you
you found me, buddy ah
I didn't even have to whistle for you that time you're getting used to me. You know my smell
Spoiler it's the smell a shape sis I'm pull off the coolest fucking arrow trickshot of all time. Oh, no, I'm not no I'm not
Lots and lots of crack ease over here. That's a crocodile OHS
That means lots of hard leather for Jack, and I I just love that
Kind of leather just the hardest of leathers soft leather. It's pretty good, but that's for closing shit hard leather
Real good for like killing dudes, so that's what I need. I know. I'm an assassin
I need to be killing guys, and the only way I can do that was with hard leather
so if some of you guys would like to
sacrifice all of your faces
Towards a greater cause then
Jack
Would be happy, thanks appreciate you reopening Hippos is different from when I played it as a child okay? Oh God
Oh jeez that's a big boy. Oh
You think just cuz I walked in here that this is still your territory
You still think that you own this land? Huh whoa get ready for a fucking news flash?
Jack is powerful in all forms of land land sea air and make a triathlete of killing
Are you bleeding?
Jesus the fuckers killed Stephen
I'm sorry, dude. I know you and your wife were expecting and everything but
You know I you go out in the hippo territory. You just you toss them with the hippos
You just get flippo's okay, you gotta be careful, man. It's rough world out there. I
Can I can craft something Oh hidden blade hidden blade hidden Slade?
It's a it's a twirly one now. It's gonna take a little sizzle on the end if it's like a snake blade
That's awesome radio
3000 damage with my hidden blade right now. You know what that means that calls for some killer. Hello excuse me
Do you know do you know the way to the nearest garrison sir sir sir, okay? Whatever rude?
Excuse me. Ma'am. Do you know the way to the nearest garrison?
bye guys
Stop stop, okay, no one wants to talk to me for some reason I
Smell fine I mean I've been swimming with hippos, but whoa
Okay, we're in the armory
All right only have to loot treasure though. I don't have to kill everybody
But I kind of want to
Cuz that's more fun, and that way they don't chase me then what are you fucking finding? That's all the way over there say no
We don't need that one just now they kill you from here. I
Can't I'm already gonna break my legs
That works nice
It was either break my legs or break your neck and thankfully your neck is way more playable than my legs are hey
What's up? Hey?
Dummy just a friendly neighborhood stabber
I
Hope that that's how I react if I see a murder in real life
Somebody just goes up and stab someone in front of me, and I just go oh
Go in the closet in the closet
I've got free cookie if you come to me you get prize. Oh your friend is gonna see this though
Not if I work quick not if it were quick stabby stabby in the shadows
Just a regular old Naruto, where's that guy going? Oh? You motherfucker? Are you gonna see me here?
No, I blend right in there's no fucking way. He'd see me
Wait wait for it wait for it. Let's go make a break
Hey, no hey no
Don't dream. It's over. Hey now. Hey now
What do we get oh?
I got a warrior bow
Stuff I have is better though bad damn it all
This must have been where they were keeping all their squids
There's oil everywhere. Oh, hey. How's it going?
Thank you. Hey, I see you I
Guess he disappeared
That's ok that's ok
Okay, that's okay
That's okay. I
Don't--hey, did I kill him. I robbed him as well
Telling you guys regular old Robin Hood
Wait
Was he called Robin Hood
Because he Rob's people
My mind is all over my ass right now. I love this song
Even though it sounds like you're blowing through a dead snake
Don't let anyone stop you from living your dreams. That ourselves. Good old-fashioned high now take over y'all
So it's time for us to be sneaky
But I don't have any arrows though. I've some but not the bow that I want. I want the super sneaky sniper bow but
It's okay. I'll get some arrows. That'll come in time. I'm supposed to have some people here helping me
And I'm glad they kind of disappeared because they think they're just gonna get in my way. They're hardly gonna trigger a lot of fights
No, I don't want that
Yep. Yep. Yep there there. We there. He go there. We go. Can you?
Did you say shape your mother ever spread her legs oh
Okay ow
rude
Forgotten stuck and so I can't move. I literally can't move and stop
There we go fucking help Christ. They don't lock on anymore
He's dead so that means I'm getting the hell out of here, and I'm sneaking again because that's what I do best
Apparently what my friend does best is die oh oh?
No, no stay away. Stay wait fuck okay?
Okay fellas
Okay, that's yeah there. We go. That's that's how we do it. Oh
I
Just came up in
Capital mornings, yeah right in his face
That's all I never do it. I'm not actually killing any of these guys. I'm just high fighting them so hard to get enough dough
All right his neck I know the game would just do it for me
If I aim at his head and fire, but it's so much more fun to do it myself like this watch watch
No
It's like that movie wants it with Angelina Jolie's I
Have the guide and then Oh could I interest you guys in?
Some death there's a two-for-one sale on 10th right now. Did you want it? Oh three four three four one?
Nice oh, I think that got him perfectly between the eyes Oh Square in the fucking foreign
nice
What are you?
Avenge Eva one two three Oh
These are other players that died in the game, and then you can avenge them that's cool
So funny of you see a bench booper dooper. You know it's me. Actually. I think my name might be jacksepticeye on this so oh
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad for you. Oh
Shit be sneaky, please Nicky be clever about it be smart about it be clever be smart be dead
Tell me is just about bandits who's completing a veggie stir yes
Nice okay, oh
Hi hello
Sorry I places to be a
Comeback on Wednesday, dude your men were shit
They didn't assist me this isn't me and getting caught out on the open sand look at those pyramids
every you look is like a picture I
Mean technically yes everywhere you look is 60 pictures a second
Boy, it just looks really good the first time. I found the pyramids in this game. It was a really nice journey
I was actually sending pictures to Robin and Sina as I was going around trying to trying to find them and
I was progressing my journey because they could see them in the distance and I just pointed out saying i'ma go there and
then every now and then I'd update them showing how close I was and then when I got to them I
Recorded a video of me just cresting a hill and as I crested the hill the pyramids rose in the distance
It was so cool such a cinematic moment
Hi, I'm with my story. That's one of those moments that you can't replicate again, and that's what I love about
Well about this game
But just video games in general that when you it's like watching a movie for the first time like you can't replicate that again
I wish there's some games
I wish I could go back and play for the very first time again like Shadow of the Colossus or Dark Souls or something and
Just experience what it was like to play those games for the first time again
I'm never going to get that ever again
Which is sad, but it also means that I had a really great experience the first time through
Hi, eNOS. Everything is on a fraternity never miss a moment every moment can be a kid stabbing moment
Khaliset's Lair, I thought I was chasing a dude
Well here I go killing again.
Oh shit, oh shit
Shit, oh shit
Okay, I didn't mean to set that on fire, but okay this works. sff urgh firgh
Okay, I didn't mean to set that on fire, but okay this works. Oh
You're gonna get it down
Fuck yeah, dude. Now that's a lot of guys to to loot
Fuck yeah, dude now. That's a lot of guys to to loot
Okay relax, man
I'm here
You're welcome oh, I'm actually chasing the character called "the hyena" oooohhhhh
I'm not at Khaliset isn't actually a hyena. They just go by the moniker of hyena. I'm stupid
wooaaah. I'm on top of the pyramid again,
I'm on top of the pyramid again
But my my targets down there, so away I go sliding again watch this
But my my targets down there so away. I go sliding the game watch this
Hey ex-fuckin-scuse me fine. We're just gonna do this my way my way or the highway
Hey fuckin scuse me fine. We're just gonna do this my way my way or the highway
Everyone loves a slinky you're gonna get a slinky slinky slinky go slinky go
Everyone loves a slinky you're gonna get
Shredded many jewels to find you I'd if you must Hina, but this
Okay someone's in here and they're speaking to me from beyond the grave, not really but sounds like it
I'm sorry what? Hehe
I am yzma possessor of (mumbles)
and I demand that I be called the God of (mumbles)
didn't hear what you said
and I demand that I be called the God of all things I
didn't hear what you said I
Whaaaaat the Fuuuuuuck
There's magic going on I don't know if you can hear by the way this fireworks going off outside
But Toby needs a tool
There's magic going on I don't know if you can hear by the way this fireworks going off on site
This is a weird animus thingy
(doctor jack) well, there's your problem, there's a knife in your stomach so pull it out!
There's always boogeyman in there
This was a sacrifice well, there's your problem
Uh oh,  Uh oh
There's always boogeyman in there
If you're a good mother, why's your child dead? just saying
Oh
Is she a hyena or a pussy cat that was that was the joke
I'm trying, but you keep running away
Jesus, it's very dark in here. I can't see can you come out?
I just wanna(shakes fist in a stabbing motion)
Raise your child dead just saying
I respect it. Okay. We have a bit of a boss battle going on
Senu not available
Senu's right there
You fuck, okay I can't see you. I'm coming over. Okay. You shouldn't give away my moves
Ghost Arrooooow
Oh ahahaahha
You got an arrow in your cheek
She always says that every time she goes to fire an arrow it's yeah
Really unfortunate that you're using fire arrows it can it kind of gives away your location
Oh yeah
now
How's it goin?
Send us right there
Are they?
Go spare oh
Jesus Oh God , Woooo
Man, how much does it suck that even after getting killed
Yeah, that fucking hurt alive
Even after getting killed, out in the desert after losing your child and then some guy comes up and stabs you
You still get carried away by hyenas in the afterlife
That's doing the dams
house good
I didn't mean it. I didn't mean to pick this weapon
The gods are already involved are they
Didn't last very long. I wanted to protect my daughter in life and death I have
Osiris
nice
It's a beautiful new dawn here
How much does it suck that even after getting killed I
I love it
even after getting killed
Be to be pulled out to be able to see where you're going a lot of games don't do that
You still get carried away by hyenas in the afterlife may you find your daughter afterlife is it?
also
Your debt is the height of irony you call the hyena, and you were killed by hyenas
speaking of which
What's up? Well? You're a special round. Oh God God me motherfucker. Thanks the special I eat it. This one's all striped
It's level 26 I mean
Man right, let me are you still died with enough smacks with a sword?
It's one of the best looking games
It's a beautiful new dawn here
It's nice and foggy and the hyena is dead so I'm gonna leave this episode here. This game is so much fun
It's massive and there's so much to do so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back streets
I loved there when you actually go down into the tombs you actually need a torch
Beat to be pulled out to be able to see where you're going a lot of games don't do that
They kind of leave it bright anyway that because you it's video games. They don't want to make it too hard
But I just loved it the style and the vibe about this game. I like the way the character controls
I like sneak it around. I like when it what it feels like when you actually
Oh finally arrows. Oh, hi
I just wanna stab a little ah thank god we're outside
Hello hyenas
Everything is an opportunity and you never miss a moment every moment can be a stabbing moment
open the sarcophagus, I don't want to.There's always boogeyman in there
ow
Just a general sense of everything that's going on, but the scale of it as well is gigantic. It's
It's massive and there's so much to do so much disease, so what's wrong with taking the back streets
Also, look at my little sin you
So cute, but thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
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