It has been over a month since the Galwan valley incident in which 20 Indian soldiers were martyred.
China said something, did something else. This 1962's double face personality hasn't changed a bit.
This is the first time when India has rightfully answered China in its own language.
"Suddenness, the sheer suddenness of the move; the unexpected nature of the move.."
Calm down, editor! Calm down!
I am not talking about the banning of 59 apps.
That was done to simmer down the 'Bhakts'.
Otherwise, Sudhir and Arnab would have attacked China by now.
The first appropriate response came from Reliance when it announced the 'Made in India'  5G technology.
That very technology, where China considers itself the World leader.
Not just that, this technology will be exported to other countries as well once it is rolled out in India.
In today's episode of TheDeshBhakt, we'll talk about 5 ways to beat China.
I understand that this is more arduous than making a Tik-Tok video or banning Tik-Tok altogether.
But Deshbhakt guarantees you that this will definitely harm China by all means.
Tibet is very crucial for India, for not just historical and religious reasons,
but diplomatically too, it is as pivotal for us as Arnab Goswami for Kamra.
"Where will you get so much content?.."
It was Tibet only that instigated tensions over Indo-China border.
After annexing Tibet, China started to eye upon the Indian territories associated with Tibet.
'Bhakts' will be happy to know that Nehru is at fault here.
Jawahar Lal Nehru never assumed that China would be able to brutally suppress the Tibetan rebellion and would take over the entire country.
The icing on the cake was when Atal Bihari Vajpayee legally recognized Tibet as Chinese territory and lost the last card against China.
Today, this could have been called a 'masterstroke' but diplomatically speaking, it was a huge failure of the Indian governance.
Because we had one substantial card to dominate China and we lost it.
In fact, us identifying Tibet as Chinese territory opened the way for China to claim Arunachal Pradesh as 'South Tibet'.
Many diplomats believe that in the event of war, China would aim at blocking the 'chicken neck' that connects the rest of India to north-eastern states.
Which is why, China keeps a constant eye on Arunachal Pradesh.
What can India do in such circumstances?
Prior to all, we'll have to stop being a spectator and come to the foreground in this whole Tibet issue.
This will not just be beneficial for us but for Tibet as well.
Because Tibet was promised an autonomy,
but it only proved to be a hoax.
Many people believe that Dalai Lama should be awarded the prestigious Bharat Ratna to move forward on this issue
If we raise the Tibet issue with China then diplomatically, we can cause serious loss to China, if not physically or economically.
Entire world is compassionate towards Tibet right now.
We just need a strong leader to lead the way.
The second needful way to beat china is to help its minorities.
We are talking about the Uighur Muslims who are considered the most persecuted minorities in the world.
Detention camps are built for this community in Xinjiang.
China calls these detention camps, "re-education camps" where this community which is considered terrorist is taught nationalist values and ideology.
We all know that China has managed its global relations solely on the basis of its economy.
There is a significant importance of Xinjiang and Uighur Muslims behind China's growing economy.
All the Islamist countries around the world are silent over the Uighur Muslims issue.
The Prime Minister of Pakistan even said that that he doesn't know much about the issue since it is not so much in the newspapers.
If only Pakistan can focus beyond Kashmir and notice the persecution of Uighur Muslims in China.
Some reports have shown that more than 80,000 Uighur Muslims are forcefully made to work in factories for 82 global brands such as Amazon, HP, Acer, Apple, Cisco.
If today, India starts raising its voice for the Uighur Muslims in the UN along with America, China may face serious charges against human rights.
Because, import and export of goods made with forced labor is illegal internationally.
With this step, we can cause substantial damage to China, both diplomatically and economically.
Now comes the time for China's biggest power, not military but its economic prowess.
We can throw our Chinese TV and phones in the heat of the moment but this will not do anything to beat China;
it would only disrupt your monthly budget and your kid's sanity.
We have already elucidated to you in this episode why banning Chinese products won't do much harm to China's economy.
To actually beat China, we'll have to empower our own economy.
For this, if we can put emphasis on pharmaceuticals, textile industry, engineering goods and chemical industry, we can compete strongly against China.
Where the various industries in the country are facing worse times than Congress party, pharmaceutical industry has managed to grow by 10%.
India's chemical industry is also growing sharply.
Everybody understands the potential of our IT sector.
"Sharmaji ka ladka" is popular globally for a reason, right!
IT sector covers nearly 45% of our total service exports.
It can be proved extremely instrumental for our economic growth if the needful attention is being given to it.
If we'll start spending in our start-up companies more than China, we may not need to ban Chinese app.
We can actually gain more this way.
Reliance industries have shown us that we can compete against China in advance technologies such as 5G.
If we'll manufacture better products, provide better services, invest more, export our products internationally then China will be boycotted globally itself.
Remember how we used to read in schools that unity is strength, the same principle applies here.
Today, China has proved to be a menace for not just India but for many countries around the globe.
For example, Australia, America, Canada and now Japan is also trying to reduce its dependence on China.
We need to expand our trade relations with these countries and form a global alliance to restrict China from bullying.
China has been successful in encompassing India with its String of Pearls project.
This has also helped China to escalate its influence over the Indian ocean.
Under this project, China has already secured the Gwadar port in Pakistan.
To counter this, we worked out a deal with Iran over the Chabahar port.
Recently, Iran had a massive deal with China.
Following which, Iran cited delay in funding as a reason and scrapped the Chabahar port deal with India.
At these times, we can't compromise our global relations with our trusted trade partners.
Especially with countries, where China is expanding its relations with.
We'll have to make the most of these times when the entire world is against China, given the global pandemic, we'll have to become an alternative to China both economically and democratically.
Only then, we'll be able to turn Boycott China into Beat China.
And if we take example of Nehru, yes the same Nehru who is to be blamed every time!
He made one good decision in this regard.
He was considered the architect of Non-Aligned movement.
When USA and USSR were trying to destroy each other during the cold war,
Nehru managed to keep India and other countries out of this conflict.
He receives a great deal of credit internationally for this.
India needs to show the same international statesmanship to beat China.
And finally, the last way is to support the  dissenters in China who are being suppressed
Dissent and China has the same relationship as Tom and Jerry,  journalism and 'Godi' media, honesty and politicians!
Whether or not our air force can benefit from cloud cover,
but we can definitely benefit from the poor condition of dissent in China.
You must have read about the protests in Hong Kong and the reaction of Chinese government and police towards this protest recently.
Not just today, China has always crushed people's voice in the name of national security.
In fact, China's youth aren't even aware of the famous protest at Tiananmen square.
This would be like today you don't teach Indian kids about Federalism and Secularism.  
Think about it, which country would like to set-up its business in a country where people are not even promised basic human rights.
When some Chinese people tried to question the economic policy of China, their mouths were shut.
Detaining and house-arresting opposition leaders, activists; threatening their families is more common in China than fake news.
No country has come out in open to take a stand against these atrocities in China.
India can come forward and give a voice to the protesters in Hong Kong.
This will hurt China politically and will also damage its image worldwide that China is trying hard to revamp.
There can be many ways for India to beat China but none of them will be profitable today.
I am not saying that these initiatives are not effective.
These are the only ways but first we will have to beat ourselves with respect to these issues.
China has been aiding Pakistan for years in the Kashmir conflict.
It has been trying to expand its influence more and more in Ladakh,
Indian Government's move to abrogate article 370 has given China an altogether new reason to keep the Kashmir issue alive in UN.
Before questioning China over its treatment of minorities, we'll have to stop asking our own minorities to go to Pakistan.
As far as economy is concerned, we'll have to move beyond Adani, Ambani and encourage other businesses to flourish in India.
It is not as if our business men don't have the potential to lead the Global market.
But they are afraid of combating the tax terrorism, regulations and government policy changes.
How can we support Hong Kong when we ourselves detain our own students and protesters, citing them as anti-nationals.
Where China is trying to upgrade its trade relations with its neighbors,
we are working towards complicating our relationship with our neighbors as if some TV serial is going on.
To explain the problems between India and its neighbors, and the possible solutions for that, we have composed this episode.
Go and see for yourself how horrible the situation is.
Now even Nepal is standing against us.
So finally when we are done with toppling Rajasthan's government;
if we have time from lodging FIRs against comedians;
if the government is done with headline and media management;
may be then we can finally focus on beating China,
and stop this nuisance of boycotting China.
Quite a detailed episode it was but many of you requested to provide solutions and not just notify the problems.
Such is the time that satirists and YouTubers are supposed to provide solutions.
But the point is- solutions are there.
Solutions are there, a bit difficult though and the gain will only come in long term but we'll have to understand that China also plays long-term games only.
So we'll have to beat China in the long run only.
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