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>> CONSPIRACY THEORIST
PRESIDENT TRUMP USING HIS
POWERFUL TWITTER MEGAPHONE TO
SPREAD UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY
THEORIES ABOUT HIS POLITICAL
RIVALS.
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>> HELLO, I'M BILL FLATEARTH.
WELCOME TO "CONSPIRACY TODAY."
WHO SAID THAT?
( LAUGHTER )
TODAY WE'LL BE DISCUSSING
CONSPIRACIES OF THE DAY WITH
KELLYANNE CONWAY.
>> GOOD MORNING, BILL.
IS IT MORNING?
OR IS IT THE DEEP STATE
CONTROLLING OUR CLOCKS?
( LAUGHTER )
NOW, YOUR BOSS PRESIDENT TRUMP
RE-TWEETED A CONSPIRACY THAT
ALLEGED THE CLINTONS MURDERED
JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
DOES HE BELIEVE THAT?
>> I THINK THE PRESIDENT WANTS
EVERYTHING TO BE INVESTIGATED.
>> FASCINATING.
WHAT ELSE DOES HE WANT TO JUST
BE INVESTIGATED?
THAT THE MAYANS BUILT THE
TEMPLES TO COMPETE WITH
MAR-A-LAGO?
>> LET'S CONTINUE TO INVESTIGATE
THAT.
>> DID ERIC TRUMP IS REALLY JUST
A SHAVED SASQUATCH OR
SHAVESQUATCH?
>> THAT WILL BE REVEALED IN
TIME.
>> THANK YOU, KELLYANNE CONWAY.
I HOPE THIS INTERVIEW PUTS TO
REST THE WIDESPREAD NOTION YOU
ARE ACTUALLY 40 SHRIEKING
WEASELS IN A TRANSLUCENT SKIN
SACK.
>> THANK YOU.
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