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Oh professor you are so funny hahaha
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I'm professor Walter Brainstein and this is
physics 101 if you want physics 102
that's a down the hall this is a
physics of 101 the easy stuff
it's called perihelion engineering the
universe in a nutshell physics 101
planet moon orbit closest point called
perihelion, I professor of Sciencology.
I not doctor, doctor for sick people I'm
for crazy people
physicists are crazy people we say all
kinds of stuff nobody knows if it's the
truth or not
well we gotta prove it with mathematics
sometimes it's good and sometimes it's
not we're going to talk about
differentials hard soft like dark cold
hot hard soft light dark cold and hot, did I do dat before... repeating...
Hard, soft, light, dark, cold, hot, yeah...
yeah Lucy show da picture. Lucy -  okay professor
physical differentials hot cold light
dark hard soft physical differentials
can all be related to the same thing
motion or rather the energy of matter
hot is active particles cold is less
active particles light is active
particles and dark is less active
particles in hard is high density active
particles and soft is low density less
active particles. in physics it is
described as entropy versus isotropy
and I wish to bring to the understanding
that zero does not exist
isn't she wonderful Lucy so smart
the thing about zero you know that's
always been a problem you in calculus
you know they gotta have a limit one two
zero problem is zero don't exist and
that's staying here on the XY graph
because in mathematics we gotta have a
zero right okay cuz the crossover and
plus and minus thing goes this way and
it goes that way net zero but see the
universe don't know about zero cuz it
gets smaller and smaller and smaller and
it get bigger and bigger and bigger and
I don't have a zero you see that's a
problem
it got infinity and you can't use it in
an equation because it makes everything
not work you know you got to have a zero
or do you how do you how do you live
without zero the problem is zero would
have to be absolutely nothing and that's
the problem with the Big Bang cuz they
get closer they get closer and they get
closer to the zero but they can't figure
out what'a before da zero. so they gotta
have something so they say well it was
was all infinitely small you know. so 
dats da problem. when physicists want to
tell you that it's the infinite. anytime
da use the word infinite they're
der crazy because infinite is impossible but
yet the universe did it and I'm gonna
prove that to you the universe is
infinite like Einstein wanted to
originally say the universe was Infinite
ok Lucy got some more for you
for zero to exists that would mean no motion or
particle activity over infinite time.
It would also mean that a particle must
have zero radius as proposed in some
theories and when you hear the terms
absolute zero as in zero degrees Kelvin
they are in error
absolute zero would mean no molecular or
atomic motion over infinite time.
remember this principle.
oh hi hi I got I will just turn on the
radio and did ... some... radio playing in background...
so smart she says everything so much
better than me that's why that's why I
let her do it you know because she reads
so good and you know I don't read so
good you know I kind of slow. so we're
gonna make a simple observation you know
this this is important to the thesis, and
what it is, is that simple observation is
that when you compress a gas it gets hot
and when you expand a gas it gets cold
okay it's real simple. like you go out
you got a flat tire in your bicycle. you
get out to bicycle pump and you start
pumping and you notice if the pump gets
hot. that's because you're taking
molecules that are real busy up here and
you're compressing them down into a
small space and then bounce around and
they have to give up their energy to
give it up to the pump the pump gets hot,
and the tire gets bigger bigger bigger.
now what happens when you let the air
out of the tire? it gets cold. that's an
interesting thing. this is going to be
what we're going to talk about in
thermodynamics. Lucy, take it away.
thanks professor.
first law of thermodynamics. energy can
neither be created nor destroyed it can
only change form. second law of
thermodynamics. energy is entropic in
nature. translated, energy radiates
outwardly and cannot be reclaimed. it is
forever outwardly expanding. Thank You
Lucy. now we're going to talk about
another simple observation. it takes fire
to make fire. see the fame see. the flame
takes fire to make the fire. the fire
started in my muscles. the muscles pick
up a lighter the lighter go over go pume.
and the thing spark and it turned to
gas and turn on the flame on the alcohol
burner. you know, that's it took me to
take that, to do that yet it's called
causality. it always takes something to
make something else happen. it takes
fire to make fire. put out the fire. Lucy -
another simple observation. it takes fire
to make fire.
in order to make particles collide it
takes other particles to make them
collide. rub your hands together and they
get warm but it was the muscles in your
arm which were metabolizing oxygen and
carbon when the muscles contract that
produces carbon dioxide or co2 that you
exhale in your breath. this made your
muscles move to rub your hands together.
more scientifically, oxygen was collided
into carbon and the collision created
carbon dioxide and released the energy
to move the muscle cells. simply it takes
an action to cause another action. energy
is not realized until particles collide and form new compounds.
Lucy going to tell you something really important now.
what is a particle? any globule is a particle.
since the ultimately small particle
cannot be defined because zero does not exist,
then any mass of any size is
considered a particle. a moon is a
particle made up of other smaller
particles. likewise, an atom is made up of
protons and neutrons and electrons. this
definition of an atom will do for now
particle collision. this represents all
particles including moons planets stars
galaxies as well as molecules and atoms
in the Quantum's of quantum theories
trajectory and position and time come
down to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
ain't she wonderful. it called
the Heisenberg principle.
that is called the Heisenberg uncertainty principle professor.
ok, physicists they know it's particles bouncing around and they want
to see those particles so they look
smaller and smaller to get a microscope
they look down and that ain't small
enough so they get an electron
microscope and they look down as
smaller, smaller, smaller and what they realized is man Heisenberg was that what you're
looking at it with is the photons and
the photons are moving the electrons so
you can't really see it without it moving.
so as soon as you try to view it with
photons the photons move the electron so
you're not really seeing the position of
the electron because the photons moving
it. you know, this is important principle
about particles moving particles. now
Lucy, going to show you some particles really neat pictures.
thanks professor
with our extensive consideration of
particle collision from the large to the
small here is what can be known.
all possible trajectories in three
dimensions can be calculated as well as
mass and velocity. the only unknown
because a frame of reference cannot be
determined is rotation. here are two
particles traveling in space with
velocity, direction, mass and a time of
collision that is calculable.
if you cannot see this on a quantum scale than
think of it on a terrestrial scale such
as moons and planets and asteroids which
we see collide all the time.
Thank You Lucy. so what we learned was that we can figure everything about a particle
motion through space. you know go here
and go there and go there but the only
thing we can't figure out is the
rotation.
no that's because no matter if the
collision come together okay, if there's
any rotation that's one arc second in
infinity it going to skew. It going a go crooked.
and, it and it's impossible to know the
rotation. so particles come together and go like this and like this and they go whoop. they go twisted.
and that's because zero doesn't exist it would have to be zero rotation over infinite time.
so, every collision is skewed and you look
at the universe at all skewed.
the only indeterminate. the only thing that cannot be calculated is the rotation of the
particles in 360 degrees spherical. this
is incalculable over infinite time.
that is if either particle has any
rotation of even one arcsecond over
infinite time the collision will skew
into anything other than a perfect
symmetrical shape and direction. since
zero is impossible, zero rotation is
impossible. for zero rotation to exist
this would mean that there is not one
arcsecond of rotation over infinite time.
as a result all collisions skew. All.
the substructure of particles large or small
reduces to isotropic equilibrium that
evolves over time in the confines of the
first and second laws of thermodynamics
and results in all matter being round or
evolving to be round and made of smaller
particles. all particles no matter how
small are made of smaller particles.
antimatter is someone's dream. dark
matter will be found to be a 1.0 to
infinity squared. the only true use of
the term infinity.
but I did like the part where she said antimatter is
somebody's dream. you know that's in Star Trek
there is no antimatter. they think on the
other side of the Big Bang maybe that's
a antimatter and they keep trying to
make the matter. but let me let me
clue you in buddie, there ain't no antimatter.
it's all real matter and then she said
dark matter will be found to be 1 to the
0 infinity squared. which is the first
real use of infinity is in dark matter.
dark matter is the infinitely small. okay
stick out your tongue and say aah.
Oh, it's dark in there. well I don't see
anything wrong but what do I know I'm
not a doctor I'm a physicist. you know.
but, you got halitosis, I know that.
no, it's me, take two mints and call me in
the morning.
well okay that Lucy, boy, she say a
lot of things really fast.
you know the problem with computer girls, you click the button, boy they just start talking and
you know before you before you
know it, they said all kinds of stuff.
But, you don't know what she said
oh boy oh boy well I'll tell you this
a lot of statements were made there and a
lot of them were really important but
put on glasses so I can see it through
glasses. when she said some particles the
structure of particles large and small
reduces the isotropic equilibrium that
evolves over time in the confines of the
first and second laws of thermodynamics
and as a result all matter being round
or evolving to be round and is made of
smaller particles. all particles are made
of smaller particles what happens when
you get down a little tiny particles we
find out that they can't find a smallest
particle because it just keeps getting
smaller and smaller.into infinity.
since no ultimately small particle in all infinity can be
defined a common substructure can be
assumed. since zero is impossible
straight lines do not exist except
metaphysically. curvature is. this means
since 0 is impossible a straight line is
impossible. and thus, all considerations of
space and time are curved and thus also
the concept of round is only a measure
of isotropy or uniform measure of mass
density dependent on the resolution of
the most relative smallest particle and
all real objects globules or masses or
particles are lumpy dependent on the
resolution of the apparent smallest
particle of the mass.
about certain structures of the particles like six
around one makes seven and then three
more on top and three more in the bottom
makes twelve.
seven plus three and three is thirteen professor and then if the  center member is missing it is 12.
sorry, just trying to help,
it's like the way parts fit together from round to square and we notice that elements they all got crystals
do really weird things. like they go
square and they go hexagon. how do they do that?
and then the important thing is
is it all matter is lumpy.
like the Mandelbrot series. is lumpy. and it goes in pretty patterns. it does really
unique things but it's lumpy, and it's
only as good as the resolution as the
smallest physical particle. the smallest
particle is the resolution and then you
look really close and you see that it's
lumpy.
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Okay, let me turn off the radio. The beach boys take me back. Oh, that shows how old I am.
what happened when you mix red
and green together you get yuck.
Now Lucy gonna talk about something
really important is it called particle
collision how everything start out nice
and uniform and goes whup! squash
example, here are particles made of sub particle colliding. the anomaly of the
mathematical strength of the missing
member. removing the center particle
calculates to an equally strong
structure with less mass. this is why an
architectural arch stands as strong as a
solid wall. all external forces are
distributed to side members and not to
the center member. this structure is
equally strong with less mass. this is
why we see crystalline structures of
elements and compounds that form other
than round shapes with strengths that
exceed the mass of other elements or
compounds. ie hardened iron weighs in at
seven point eight seven four grams per
cubic centimeter but is no match for
carbon that weighs only two point two
six seven grams per cubic centimeter as
graphite and three point five one five
grams per cubic centimeter as diamond.
the diamond is used to cut hard steel.
later electron microscope images of a
diamond will show the amazing structure.
now consider particle collision.
also remember that particles can be moons, planets, meteors, asteroids, comets.
even suns and galaxies as well as molecules and atoms and atomic sub particles.
here are two molecules with a
crystalline structure about to collide.
in every consideration of particle
collision energy in the form of mass
with velocity, kinetic energy reorders
constituents to a new equilibrium.
on collision the molecules fracture and are
sent on new trajectories. if the pressure
behind them is sufficient they begin to
flatten. sub particles are thrown to new
vectors. an actual particle collision is
skewed in 360 degrees spiral rotation.
sub particles extrude in the path of
least resistance.
so we find two interesting forms in the universe that's round and discus. everything is round
or it's discus. and, when things come
together they go squat, squirt. they go
round discus round discus it's called
hysteresis.
now Lucy gonna tell you about hysteresis, hys, hys,  -stutter- hysteresis okay, I get
it
hysteresis. hysteresis is the natural
phenomenon that occurs as energy moves
through a system. example, when particles
collide the event gradually occurs and
reaches the maximum intensity of the
event and then diminishes to a state of
rest or post event. of note is the shape
of the curve slide. 16 is an oscilloscope
image of a transistor switching from off
to on. capacitance causes a sine wave
hysteresis that settles over time. the
squiggly line is oscillations of
electrons settling at their new
potential energy level. a soft clay ball
when slammed to a hard floor produces
this hysteresis shape. two clay balls
collide in free space. rotation is
unknown an incalculable.
notice the hysteresis shape. extrusion,
the edge is the new event horizon as the
event extrudes into new space. energetic
sub particles vectored to the edge of
the collision will now have the greatest
probability of colliding with the next
molecule in a chain of events. sub
particles escaping under the pressure of
the collision extrude perpendicularly to
the direction of the mass collision.
again, rotation is incalculable.
magnification of the extruding edge the
path of least resistance. we are on the
edge of a very large collision center
our galaxy. this image is from page 14
rotated 90 degrees. notice the hysteresis form.
so now Lucy going to tell you about probability.
a most important thing. that's why everything is so confusing. because of the probability your going to get it wrong.
probability, make a
pegboard like a Chinese pinball game
use marbles and drop them to the game
and they will fall and form the
mathematical shape as shown above, if the
start drop point remains in the center.
this is the hysteresis form that occurs
throughout our existence.
it occurs in space. in our physical
reality and metaphysically in our
conceived self created realm. probability
over an infinite number series is a
logical absurdity. what does this mean?
the odds have two particles colliding in
infinite space if there were only two
particles is 1 / infinity. any number in
an equation that is calculated against
infinity is absurd because it has no
meaning. revise the equation. the odds of
particles colliding if space is infinite
in size and the number of particles is
infinite. infinity / infinity. that means
there is an infinite probability that a
collision will occur. I know, I know.
slow down and think about it.
Now, isn't that interesting, what she said about probability. ok, if you'd only got a few
particles in space and a lot of space
you don't have a very good probability
they're going to collide.
but, if you have the infinite particles
in infinite space
there's the infinite number again the
probability of collision is pretty good.
huh well, sometimes you just gotta
acknowledge the truth. you know the truth
is see what's there and stop trying to
make up stuff is not there, antimatter
you know it really bugs me but but like
finite minds have finite solutions.
we had a beginning so therefore the
universe had a beginning but it didn't.
and when you start to realize that it
didn't have a beginning that it is infinite
and we might be able to start
thinking in a different way. don't be limited in your thinking.
we only see a small portion of the universe and the suspicion
is the dark matter causes the
gravitation anomalies we see. dark matter
and dark energy make perfect sense.
particles smaller than we can detect are
moving through our space at velocities
and frequencies that are what we can
call pre rational. they exist in on a
massive scale they collide in our real
space. infinity is difficult to think of
but it will make sense to you in time.
the probability of infinite particles in
infinite space becomes one-to-one.
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okay, these are some really famous guys over here look, that's Albert Einstein and
Max Planck and this is Niels Bohr the
guy that invented our atom the way it is
today. and, that's Newton who we probably
wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.
okay, let's see what happens when you add
red to blue. oh it turns purple.
little red, yeah getting really purple everybody knew that already right. you're smart
okay, now you gotta take notes
we gotta take notes are you
never gonna pass the quiz for physics
101, the first episode okay.
Quiz notes. write this down. here's number
one. one number one most important thing.
all collisions are head-on. oh they
can go this way they can go this way
but the closing velocity is
the only thing that's important, and it is
head on. Lucy show them again.
sure professor all collisions in free space can be considered perfectly head-on
collisions because all lateral vectors
can be removed with respect to the
particles frame of reference
Thank You Lucy. quiz question number two gas gets
hot when compressed and cool when
expanded and the heat energy always
moves outward. Lucy show them the picture.
and I might add professor this is the
principle by which air conditioners work
air conditioners are called heat pumps
because they move Heat.
Thank You Lucy quiz question number three all collisions rotate because 0 is
impossible. Show them the picture lucy.
if either particle has any rotation of even one arcsecond over infinite time the
collision will skew in to anything other
than a perfect symmetrical shape and
direction because zero rotation is impossible.
Thank You Lucy. quiz question
number four structures can be hollow
because of the bridge effect.
take it away Lucy.
removing the centre particle calculates to an equally strong structure with less mass. this is why an
architectural arch stands as strong as a
solid wall all external forces are
distributed to side members and not to
the center member
Thank You Lucy. quiz question number five. hysteresis occurs in every event. you call an event
two things bump together that's an
event hysteresis occurs in every event. okay Lucy.
when particles collide the event gradually occurs and reaches the maximum
intensity of the event and then
diminishes to a state of rest or post
event .
Thank You Lucy. okay quiz question number six. it's the
big one. nothing would collide if there
were less than an infinite number of
particles. now everybody in the physics
community is gonna argue with me
and say that I'm crazy but you want to
know who's crazy. those people who
thought up the Big Bang where there was
nothing okay, that's crazy okay. we'll the argue this out. but, take it away Lucy
we only see a small portion of the universe and the
suspicion is the dark matter causes the
gravitation anomalies we see. dark matter
and dark energy make perfect sense.
and finally quiz question number seven
we have a beginning and an end but the
universe did not. so if we stop thinking
and finite terms we might find out some
really interesting stuff. okay I think
this is going to conclude episode number
one of physics 101. it's gonna get a
lot of fun because the next time we're
going to do some real experiments.
Lucy says, - finite minds create finite concepts
professor would you like to dance?
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Prof. says, - You bet I want to dance Lucy.
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