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Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! I'm Dr. JackSepticeye,
and welcome back to my E.R!
Are you all ready for a brand new surgery video? I sure am, but first we gotta we gotta
a sanitize, okay
We gotta get our hand sanitizer.
And we gotta kill all that bacteria on there because a good doctor scrubs in before he scrubs off here. We go. Yes. Oh
feeling good, Nurse!
Have my coffee ready five minutes. That's all it's gonna. Take me right so
We are doing a retinal
Detachment surgery. I think that's what it is ye to touch retina surgery um
Judging by the way, I react to eyeball things
This is probably gonna be horrible
But you know what a good doctor never shied away from a challenge or never shy his away from something
That's gonna make him cringe into oblivion like his face sucked on 12 lemons. It's it's loading my surgery is loading
I'm waiting for the patient
Hope Dr. Suzie's here..
(Jack Snores..)
Hello welcome back surgery squads retinal detachment surgery, I'm Dr. Jay
I'll be guiding you through this procedure today
Where's Suzie the vitriol fluid?
Which is the gel in your eye can contract pulling the retina away from the eye?
This contraction can cause a small tear in the retina allowing the fluid to seat behind the retina
Detaching it from the back of the eye
This can cause loss of vision
Retinal detachment is a very serious ailment that must be dealt with as soon as possible you
May experience with a detachment, can you see this image? Can you see everything that's going on in this image?
If you can't see the small bunny rabbit in the far right corner of this image, then you might have to touch retinas
I'm sorry to say if you can't see everything that's going on in this image
if you can't see the piece of cloud up in the top left corner of the shape like Mike Tyson I
Don't know you're probably gonna have to go see a doctor okay luckily
I'm going to teach you how to do this or frequent flashes of light?
Shadows appearing in your peripheral or side VIP wait wait wait wait wait what?
Seeing floaters is the sign of retinal detachment I see those all the time
Like all the time
I
Thought that that was just a common thing for their like the viscous fluid inside your eyes that made you see floaters all the time
If any of you out there don't know Foner's are if you don't get like a white image a white bright image and sometimes you
See these like little
Little squiggly things around but when you try and look at them they move slightly and they keep moving with you, those are eye floaters
Freakin flashes of light or shadows okay?
I don't have those a great Curtain moving across your field of vision or sudden decrease in your vision
Again if you experience any of these symptoms
Contact your eye doctor immediately okay, these videos are gonna fucking make me a hypochondriac
That's what's going to end up happening Hey. You just looked like you were in a bar fight as well
Just like Herron was hey. We're going to perform a retinal reattachment called a pneumatic retina pesky
Girardi takes about an hour and can be done on an outpatient basis, okay?
Our patient today is a thirty year old man. Who recently noticed flashes and his vision is
Ophthalmologist dilated the eye and detected a retinal tear and a detachment. Are you sure you just weren't watching like
Netflix, and you're seeing flashes you know going across
Because that can happen when you watch the flash he recommended immediate surgery to limit additional loss of vision let's begin
We need to administer a relaxing sedative
And drowsy but not put him to sleep, can you place the needle for me? I?
don't want to kind of just hit him with a hammer and
knock him out now be
Like goodbye a punch real good
I don't want to have to put a fucking IV drip in or at least it's not going into my hand
That's right, that's right, it's fine. We've seen a thousand of these already ah
Yeah stick that worm in there there we go just
Prior to surgery additional drops of the anesthetic are applied
Okay, oh, we're putting anesthetic on your ice. Okay. Are you sir are you okay blink twice if no
He's fine
They're just gonna put acid in your ice
We'll use a device called a speculum to hold the eye open one will use a device called
A lens here look at his face during the procedure place the speculum for me, please Oh
Already feeling weird no because of the eye floater thing and the like loss of vision I'm super paranoid
I am terrified about losing my vision
I I very highly value my vision and the fact that I've had to get glasses my vision has had a huge drop in quality
Over the last like two years because I've been doing YouTube so much
I've been looking at computer screens and phones and everything so much. I know I'm always worried about fucking up my eyes
I already fucked up my year ears years ago
by by playing drums all the time and not wearing ear protection for most of it and
Just listening to stuff really really loudly and now I have tinnitus and I don't like it
So I'm trying to take care of myself oh
Jesus that's a big right eyeball now that the patient is anesthetized we insert a syringe into the eye
And then enesta testa sighs okay, got it drag the syringe into
Your eyeball
good
Daddy, no eyeballs are not supposed to have things poked in them. I can't even hand you when somebody touches their ID oh
Jesus - how eject an air bubble into the vitriol fluid why would you do this thing as?
The bubble expands it pushes the retina back against the wall of the eye
Go with the retina back in place we can now seal the tear using a freezing probe the probe is touched to the outside of
The eye where the tear is this freezes the tear back in place it may take several touches depending on the size of the tear
Mr.. Freeze get in here we need we need you to put a thing on this
the freezing probe
so really what doctors call it nurse give me the anesthesia nurse give me the
Septum nurse give me the scalpel nurse give me the freezing rod
free freezing probe
Yeah, god. That's a fucking cool name. Okay, everybody chill
Sex is also done with a laser the tear is now repaired the needle insertion will heal quickly. Can you remove the speculum?
Wait that's it
What that seems highly easy wait did you say this takes an hour to do
Also, are we just gonna leave a bubble in say this man's eye
There you go a special pair of post-op sunglasses also need to be
Well, yeah a bright light as as I recovers because we need people to know that he went through a battle a battle with his
Eyes, he is a scar now, and you some glasses make you look cool. I know you even excuse to wear them indoors
However the biggest part of the recovery is head positioning the bubble floats to the top of the eye
So the head must be positioned to keep the bubble against the detached portion of the eye
This means the patient must keep his head facing down or the position indicated by his surgeon for at least a week
What you'd be like this for about a week
That's that's really hard
You ready - my hair heads ever like this if I'm on my phone or in the shower getting the water on the back of
My head so you have to sleep
Like it's the imagine. I'm flat and you're sleeping with like a pillow like this
What happens if you move around in your sleep that fucking sucks doctor Jeff
You're not a real doctor
Are you?
You did a great job today surgeon
While you're here try one of our other surgeries here at surgery squad Tom I didn't even do anything way you recommended me births. Oh
God
Birthing surgeries oh I didn't even know these were on there
Everything else is like silicone breast implants teeth whitening teeth removal oh
oh
Mercy, I'm very curious right now. All right
We're all about to see the beauty of
Childbirth okay right of your squeamish or any of you who don't want to see this shit click away now
Because this this is gonna be it's gonna fall on. I imagine we're gonna see a child be birthed into the world
We didn't do one of these ready
No, I don't think I've done a pregnancy surgery. I think I remember that
Maybe I just blanked it from my memory welcome to parent point. I'm dr. Rachel wait wait wait who da fuck is dr. Rachel
Okay, I don't trust you dr. Rachel. Even if you are a nob guying okay? I
trust dr. Susie I
Don't really trust dr. Jeff, but it's a name. I know and it's a face I've seen before dr. Rachel
I haven't seen or heard about before
Very very worried as a doctor the birth of a baby is the most remarkable thing that I get to experience
Excuse me. Did you not just see me fix people's eye. He's a couple of minutes ago
I mean childbirth is great and all but have you heard about cataract explosions inside your eyes
uh-huh did you know that more than two-thirds of all babies born in the United States are delivered vaginally and
Average costs for a vaginal delivery without complications in the u.s.. Rang from six to ten thousand dollars Wow I
mean the other third is that they're
delivered by cannon
That you just stick a cannon in there and go poop and the baby flies out, and then the doctors just like here you go
Qualified me a doctor here a normal gestation period for a single birth is between 37 and 41 weeks Wow
Nearly 80% of all newborns are delivered at full term damn. I came out after four weeks is that weird I?
I was in there, and it was just like
Let's do this and I was in there lifting weights I was on a treadmill I was going added after four weeks
Fully developed had a full head of hair
I had a joint pair of testicles and came out and saying yeah
What up, let's fucking do this most women go into spontaneous labor, but about one in five women are induced
It's so sick. You made you made it sound like they're just going to
Spontaneous labor just like walking down the streets like huh money from pregnant arrays he's like I'm late for my Oh God
Now that we've covered the basics let's deliver a baby sure our placement isn't her late, 20 scarran, okay?
So stuff somebody to get a little weird, okay, but this is natural childbirth
It's about to happen if you're not ready for this then it might not be a good idea to be here
I am ready for this because I am
The best doctor the world has ever seen
So I am about to do this okay, no problem
Two electrodes are placed on the mothers abdomen okay? I'm not ready what?
Here you go
Take this weightlifting belt a blood-pressure cuff will be applied to check the mother's blood pressure throughout the procedure this one
I know how to do big baby are doing fantastic
Let's feel the patient's stomach to check on the baby's position
Okay
You can feel that the baby is positioned to come out headfirst you shouldn't have to worry about a breech birth
That is where the baby's position feet first, okay?
Whoa our patients water just broke. Yeah, whoa our patients had just turned we can see that her cervix
Is he faced and fully dilated at 10 centimeters wow you're transitioning into the second stage
Our patient is now having some painful patient is now
Incredibly uncomfortable, I'm so sorry current
This is what needs to happen you could have a beautiful passing baby after this okay
Are you with me keep up that positive mental attitude?
We can get through this contractions
So she is doing the breathing exercises she learned in her prenatal classes viju
Remember since she has chosen to have a totally natural birth. We won't be administering any pain medication you got this current
And push okay?
Okay forty minutes late there
We were doing okay right now we are however going to help our patients slightly using our and
It added space for the baby to come out oh
Okay, okay, Robin you have to censor this because the D monetization people are up there going oh
Okay purely for educational purposes so the why I'm here Karen. It's a great face. You got going on
I
Don't know
My first thing was just I was saying that it was a good factor. I was just pretending man
I don't know what I'm feeling with babies. I'm not a baby head rotates as it exits the mother's body
Before we fully remove the baby from the birth canal we need to make sure the umbilical cord. Isn't wrapped around the baby's neck
Okay
Beautiful
Dad sorry my mouth almost there
Clip and cut the baby's umbilical cord in order to detach it from the placenta. Okay, this one I can do
Nice nice
The doctor midwife
Or nurse will assess the baby's breathing heart rate color
Reflex response and muscle tone and a sinus score ranging from zero to two our baby is swole
We're gonna test its muscle tone
And we're gonna be like our wheeler to have this baby out in the streets
This baby is a killer person removing the placenta requires just a bit more pushing by our new mother
Okay, push mama push. Oh God, if there are any tears to the cervix or vagina during birth
We would suture them, but in this case our mother is fine. Oh, I highly doubt that
It that's just the way it is 40 minutes of natural childbirth. The mother's fine the baby's fine
This sounds like a fucking Disney movie a healthy mother and baby
Discharged from the hospital the day after giving birth. I suggest that new mothers have assistance with tours following childbirth and I
Suggest that new mothers hire a very sexy muscular young man to clean their house
Amazing isn't it Hey when they get home your new parents will spend lots of time feeding their, baby
And they'll change more diapers than ever imagine
It was more than a little sleep as they adjust to the baby circle
Thanks for stopping by parent Point and helping bring a new life into the world
No, no problem. Check out the other exciting parenting information and procedures that we have to offer here on parent point comm
Let's work a lot out of me
Just like to say not a real doctor in regards to babies so that was that was quite a lot
Thank you for joining me other
doctor who's more qualified I
Need to play one. That's a lot more lighthearted than this one something. That's not as extreme because that was childbirth. It's beautiful
Sorry bottom school with some good old-fashioned teeth whitening. I mean technically dentists are
Doctors as well me a fully fledged real doctor
doesn't see them that way you're you're more of a
You're more of a teeth mechanic, then you are a doctor
Okay, so don't get up in your high horse I fix hearts and ice. What do you do scrub people's teeth yeah whatever man?
Fucking hate my brother
Okay, let's scrub in and scrub some teeth I've been fascinated to find out how teeth whitening is actually done because I've never gotten it
Done in real life myself. I hate my teeth. I hate getting anything don't hurt my teeth
I have always wanted to try getting them whitened. Just to see what it was like so now we can live vicariously through this game
Hello, and welcome to surgery squads
Whitening I'm dr. Suzie
You through this procedure today?
Okay, thank you. No longer have to be a supermodel or a movie star to have a dazzling white smile
About anyone nowadays can get one. He looks so happy to have ease
Heightened and it changed my life
our teeth become stained from coffee tea and other dark colored liquids
certainly adds to the discoloration
I don't do that one a teeth whitening procedure can remove those stains caused by age, and the things that we eat and drink
also Photoshop
There are a variety of ways to do it a whitening toothpaste or rinse
over-the-counter strips and gels tray based white nurse or in-office whitening performed by a dentist
This is the one I want to know well the most obvious benefit ancient Romans used
Urine and goat milk as a product to keep teeth whiter
Should we tell them you do need to know that whitening is not permanent and a whitening program
Whether you do it yourself, or have it done by a dentist might not always late to the results you want okay?
if you have
Formed by dentists your teeth need to be in pretty good condition
Your dentist will also want to fill any cavities or replace older fillings before the procedure yeah, that's the one I don't like
Getting fillings I have like 20 million of them in my mouth don't like them
Don't want more of them get nope in
addition a dentist will not perform the procedure if you have gum disease or your teeth have worn enamel if
You already have crowns or other restorations the whitening will be inconsistent between those teeth and the others okay?
That makes sense our patron
27 year old woman who was ok?
Is you fucking time traveler or something between?
Operation and medication and dentist appointments everything she just flip flops in her age
She's just going around. She's like hey. I'm Karen. I'm
27 I was like sure you are she's a tremendous admirer of coffee, but she wants to impress them
Ok please use that one. I don't just love coffee. I don't know if drinking coffee. I'm a tremendous admirer of coffee
Sometimes I just sit in my kitchen looking at the cupboards and being like
Coffee just staring at the coffee from a distance admiring and sometimes I write letters to my coffee to say how much I admire it
It's like hmm. I love your deep inky blackness the way you smell in the morning
Just the way you make me feel. I just feel so much more energised around you. I want you in me your secret admirer
Your class reunion with a bright white smile, so let's scrub up. Glove up and help her out scrub up go up
Jake should already cleaned her teeth to remove all of the plaque
Silver job by matching our patient's current tooth shade with one from our shade reference guide
Okay
This one because this is the only one that's yellow and your teeth are yellow
Right, okay? We've got our starting shade your teeth are like this
First protect her lips and tongue by covering them with these rubber guards protect her lips and tongue by kissing her
Okay, this one of the smiley ones
Nice work now. You need to cover her gums and papilla
Which are the tips of her gums between her teeth?
Well special coating to protect them from the risk of chemical burns when we use the bleaching agent
Excuse me. Ah chemical burns. Take a drag to apply okay
Didn't sound good
Mix up our bleaching agent will use carbamide peroxide which is a powerful reddish looking substance
It turns into a stronger form of hydrogen peroxide in the mouth once we clean it off with water well
That's when it takes off the stains don't drink it. Though. The mixture is ready, so let's get it onto our teeth
Susy okay click and drag okay? Ah
It's just like ketchup
Have you been eating hotdogs Karen who's that you gotta like ketchup on your tea there
Your teeth are perfectly white now most women out there putting on red lipstick
Trying to get that deep like scarlet color trying to try to dress to impress. You know you know people are really into these days
Red teeth that's what they really like
We keep this solution on her beautiful about a half an hour Jesus. Oh
Beautiful smiles underneath all of this red stuff
Teeth just fall apart, okay, what's gonna happen wow wow wow wow wow?
Bernie shiners
Amazo I feel like an infomercial for
teeth whitening like the people who who show you like carpet cleaning and they're like just in 30 minutes look how much whiter this
carpet has become
And with a simple splash of ketchup on ur teeth they have become whiteness
wowee-wow-wow now with our dental pick simply pop the protective coating from her gums
There are dental pick Jesus, okay, do it?
wow
She's really gonna knock him dead with that bright smile of hers at her class reunion very good
Her teeth will probably be sensitive for a few days, yeah
I've heard you should avoid extremely hot or cold beverages for the rest of the day
She should avoid extremely hot looking people because that could be very sensitive to your teeth she should also
avoid her coffee
because even though she isn't an extreme admirer of it and use a toothpaste made for sensitive teeth for a couple of weeks and
So as much as possible avoid
discoloring beverages like coffee
Colas or red wine for a few days and do it if she smokes well now would be a perfect
Time to stop well this piece will most likely last for two or three years
So she'll want to make this an ongoing part of her overall dental care well
That's three years
Call her dentist if she feels a burning sensation in her gums or on her teeth that lasts for a couple of days
or four teeth remain highly sensitive
You did a fantastic job today while you're here try your hand at one of our other surgeries available at surgery squad comm I
Think I'm okay this cataract eye surgery kind of fucked me up last time so I think I'm good for now
I think I think easing off on something as easy as teeth whitening and just seeing
magic happen
Let's forget about the other ones that were in this video because I'm just gonna blank them from my memory
And move on with my life because I can't look at those again
You know what surgery is fantastic there's many ways to fix a body to give life to improve
your
Cosmetics a lotta different things out there that you can do and this is a great resource for that. I'm learning so much
Now I'm terrified going anywhere that does it for this surgery video. Thank you all for being here
We all learned a little something here today
Let me know if you want to see me do more surgeries there are loads of them on this website
There's I I could see like 12 more of them already just here in front of me, so we've learned material
We've a lot more surgeries to do we have a lot more learning to do
Who knows we might be able to figure out? How we could shove a balloon up inside our asses and float away, Narnia
That's a surgery right there look whatever. I don't look at it whoo
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Like you boys
Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go sanitize my eyeballs real quick
