[M] We really need to fix that door!
[Simon sighs]
[M] Sergeant! I need you to give me the report.
I need the update, and I need the report
And the status report
And I need you to update your status!
[S] Sir, yes sir! 10 minutes ago, the enemy
have breached the outer hall.
We're losing men very rapidly, Sir.
And I fear that within the next few moments or so
we might actually loose deck.
[M] Dear God! Let's see how they got in!
I want every report! Bring everything up possible
on the screen!
[S] Aghh.
[S] This doesn't make any sense, Sir!
Supposedly, 50% of the enemies have slept with my
mother, and the other 50% want you to go to the kitchen
and make them a sandwich!?
[M] Did they specify what kind of sandwich?!
[S] No, Sir!
[M] I make mean sub!
[Simon sighs]
[M] These guys are filthy animals.
[S] No, Sir.
They're casuals.
[Alarm blaring]
Filthy casuals.
[S, M] Oooh!!
[M] Urgh! They've definitely breached the bridge!
[S] Hooah!
[M] Take cover! Take cover! Take cover!
[Alarm continues to blare]
[Laser gunshots are heard]
[M] My God!
Somebody is already down!
[S] Shoot your grenade gun!
[Unintelligible Martina]
[M] Alright, I'm throwing a grenade. Take cover!
[M] Aaargh!
[Simon unintelligible]
[M] How many bullets do you have?!
[S] I have another [ramble]
[Unintelligible Martina]
[Unintelligible Simon]
[M] Uggh!
[S, M] Aargh!
[M] I'm on my last one now!
[S] We've got this Colonel, don't worry! [ramble]
[M] Uggh! I don't think we do have this.
Sergeant! I've loved you.
[S] Wha-?
[M] I always loved you.
[M] Arrrgh!
[Loud bang]
[M] Dieeeeeee!
[S] Nooooooo!
[M] Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Oooaaargh!
[S] That's it.
Time to die.
Huh!
Yaaargh!
Yeeergh!
Yaaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh!
Ohhh! Aaah!
Aargh!
Uggh! Aaaaaargh!
Noobs!
