Rho: They have to catch Faceless Void. If it's anyone else --
Lon: -- they'll lose.
Rho: It's going to be quite tricky.
Lon: There! [Catching] N0tail will do! Rho, we can't be too picky anymore
Rho: They're taking too long
Lon: He's dead!
Rho: There, they caught him!
Lon: Nothing takes too long in the States!
Lon: Oh no, bes[tfriend], that's what Rho was talking about
Lon: He got caught...
Rho: Damn...
Lon: It's a disastah!
Both: Take it easy, he's still alive
Lon: A 1-for-1 trade; that's will do
Lon: That'll do, we'll be happy to take that
Rho: Easy...
Rho: Raven, Raven is on carry duty at the back!
Lon: Raven, carry your team! Carry your team!
Lon: Carry the Philippines! Boys, we're now ahead!
Lon: Chrono isn't available! What are you fighting for? Catch that!
Rho: Ok, easy, easy... easy Bugatti...
Both: Easy Bugatti...
Lon: Let's take it easy Bugatti
Lon: We'll all be rich everybody
Rho: He's TPing out
Lon: Getting rich! Power!
(Common chant of sketchy MLMs)
Lon: "Power!" is where we're at
Rho: ...if that N'aix is able to deal damage, but --
Rho: There! They were onto him first at Bot
Lon: Nice play coming in
Lon: N0tail is dead yet again!
Rho: Roshan Mid...
Rho: Hey, hey!
Lon: They were silenced!
Rho: Easy, easy...
Lon: You even think you can, [do something] huh?
Lon: Smack him! Aah!
Nice play ladies and gentlemen!
The Peenoise are doing it!
Rho: A wipeout, Lon!
Lon: Ouch, my friend, that hurts!
Lon: Oh no what was Eyyou aiming for with that Ult?
Rho: Oops! Easy...
Both: Just take it easy!
Lon: Babidis!
Rho: Easy... now...
Lon: Let's just take it easy! Here we go!
Rho: Nice one...
Lon: Go ahead and catch that Medusa
Lon: Let's just catch it already!
Rho: That, indeed
Lon: Swap or stun; stun him friend!
Rho: It's over there
Lon: There's nothing [to get out of it].
That's over. That's enough
Rho: Here they come!
Lon: Nothing's gonna happen.
Lon: They said "relax."
There it is! Attack!
Lon: What a player!
Rho: Oh he's shredded instantly!
Lon: TNC is doing it, ladies and gents!
Oh no wait he used Haste
He used Haste; your big brothers used Haste
Sam H used Haste!
And Kuku, Stephen Kuku(rry)
Lon: Hit them! Hit them!
Rho: Easy, easy... Kuku.
Rho: Kuku will wipe them all out right here
Lon: Dead!
Lon: That will die to Raven! That's  going to die to Big Brother Raven... 
Rho: They have good positioning right here
Rho: We have to take this from them...
Lon: Ooopopopopop It's N0tail!
Rho: Got you hairy! (an expression)
Lon: Swap him already papichulo! Ay!
Rho: Hey!
Lon: Ayayay easy now, back now, back now
Rho: Their position is compromised right here
Lon: That's enough, enough
Rho: They're in a bad spot
Lon: It's bad, it's bad, back
Rho: They're in a bad spot right here
Lon: Eagle One -
Lon: Eagle One - we go back.
Eagle One - we go back! Eyyou, back! Back!!
Back... aaaayayay [have] love
Lon: That's enough... back, back, back
Rho: He's acting as bait...
Rho: He's acting as bait. Here they come!
Lon: Actually trying to bait them out, according to Rho
Rho: Here they come! Oh! Oh!
Lon: Yay! Yappieballers(?)
Rho: Notail died instantly! Nice one!
Lon: Dead ! Nice two!
Lon: It looks like we've already won,  brother!
Rho: Oops, easy... look at this. They used Chrono
Lon: (*???*)
Rho: but Medusa was also caught inside! Nice one!
Lon: Oyy!
Rho: They're wiped out! OG got wiped out!
Lon: Oh no bes[tfriend]!
Lon: It looks like OG got wiped out papitulo!
Hold on they're still chasing...
Lon: You're one to think you can do anything
Rho: Medusa will die to Phantom Lancer
Lon: You really think... (??)
Rho: You should run, girl!
Lon: OH MY GOOOD!
Rho: They used Chronosphere and caught Medusa inside!
Lon: Champion?
Lon: They're known to be Champions! Champions of the Majors!
Lon: What's going on?
Rho: Here, now look at this, now
Lon: They lost their Minor- they turned to Minors, Rho!
Lon: What's happening to the Philippines?!?
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: This is going to be 30 Million!
Rho: *laughs* Now-
Lon: Ladies and gentlemen! Just relax!
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: We'll get +1 for this
Lon: +1 towards those... Bugatti!
Lon: The Bugatti is real, ladies and gentlemen!
Lon: Oh my God!
Rho: Dude, N0tail is raising his hand again...
Rho: "Y U NO DAGGER awhile ago?"
Lon: "Y U NO DAGGER?" ladies and gents
Rho: Yet now that you have one you caught Miracle- inside!
Lon: Why- (?)
Rho: I guess you can say it's really impressive
for a Filipino team
to perform in such tournament...
Lon: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen!
Stephen Kuku no longer cares about what you feel
Lon: Take the chicken!
Rho: They're already chewing on the rax
Lon: Ay!
Rho: They're agitated-
Rho: ...some of them don't have TPs
Rho: The barracks are up for grabs!
Lon: Oh no this is a disaster, everyone
Rho: The barracks are unguarded
Lon: They don't have TPs!
Rho: They'll get it for free
Lon: The most anticlimactic thing...
Rho: Okay! Easy, easy now
Lon: That happened in DOTA2 history
Lon: They have no TPs!
What is happening?!
Oh my God!
Rho: A free tower!
Lon: Why oh why? Ay!
Rho: Here it comes!
Lon: Okay...?
Give that Chrono to DeMoN
Lon: I like that! I like that!
Rho: Give it up, give that up. Easy, easy now.
Lon: I like that! Easy.
Rho: Just let them take it.
Rho: ...but they're definitely going to take that
They have to get something in exchange
Rho: they already used- don't!
Lon: Oh
Rho: Eyyou got caught here
Lon: Oh no, oh no!
Rho: Oh no...
Lon: Eagle One, Eagle One -
Lon: Eyyou is down, Eyyou is down, mah friend
Rho: Here it comes, confirmed(?)- 
Lon: Oh my God
Rho: Hey, wait! Just take it easy...
Lon: But, oh! Yes!
Rho: Take it easy! Take it easy!
Lon: The easiest way to win!
Rho: They're going to get another barracks in exchange
Lon: Easy!
Rho: They don't have TPs yet again!
Lon: We go easy, ladies and gentlemen, let's see
Rho: The enemies still don't have TP 
Lon: What is happening?! Oh my goodness!
Rho: Oh they do
Lon: They went to TP
Rho: Oh, but that's already free to take...
Lon: Opopop Blink! Oh my guard...
Lon: Hey!
Rho: This is their chance
Rho: They still don't have Faceless George (Void)!
They're threatening to fight over there
Rho: But this guy was caug-
Lon: Oops! Take it easy, Rho...
Rho: Okay... nothing is for free
Nothing is for free in the States -
Everything is [to be paid for in] dollars!
Lon: Oops!
Rho: N0tail is already out of mana!
Lon: Op!
Lon: Op! N0tail might go down!
Rho: Take it easy! Easy!
Lon: N0tail is down!
Rho: Beheaded!
Lon: This might be it! This might be it!
Lon: Woops! This- oh my God!
Rho: Beheaded! Wiped out!
Lon: Medusa!? Don't you dare!
Rho: No mana!
Lon: Oh, dead!
Rho: GG!
Lon: Oh my Gooood! This is it!
Rho: Wait, they still have buyout.
Rho: They still have buyout. Easy, easy...
Lon: Oh my goodness... wooh wooh!
Lon: Huh, it's Kuya D! (Shoutcaster Dunoo)
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: He turned to a... he suddenly got demoted to-
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: He became a fanboy!
Rho: Kuya D suddenly turned into a fanboy!
Lon: Oh my god, this Dunoo!
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: Became a fanboy- what?! What is happening?!
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: He's just-
Rho: *laughs* Kuya D!
Lon: Dunoo became- 
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: He decided to just watch the game!
Lon: He refuses to work! Oh no bes...
Rho: *laughs*
Lon: Five-Sweet Potato... (5-0)
Rho: *still laughing*
Lon: Oh my God, OG!
Lon: The winner of the Majors-
Lon: What is happening?
Lon: This is the 11% upset
Lon: that we are seeing.
Rho: They have to ascend right now
Rho: They have to force a buyout
Lon: Oh my God
Lon: Everyone's going to be rich!
Rho: They have to force a buyout
Lon: Everyone's going to be rich with this win, ladies and gentlemen
Lon: You only need to win one!
Rho: There's a reason why
Rho: [President] Duterte declared today to be a holiday -
Lon: Oh my...
Rho: So you can watch!
Lon: This is why - 
Rho: Classes are suspended today, right?
Lon: Ladies and gentlemen,
there are no classes in the Philippines because of this game
Both: *laughs*
Rho: Classes are suspended;
Lon: Yeah, it's suspended
Rho: You have to watch DOTA!
Lon: No wait, they're going in
Take it easy, Rho.
Lon: See, they're already breaking the Bot [rax]
Rho: Every single one of them is disoriented
Lon: Hey someone got pulled!
Rho: There, oh no!
Lon: Oh my goodness, this might be it!
Rho: It's over. He can buyback
Lon: TNC! It's over! 
Rho: He already has buyback- GG!
Lon: It's over everyone!
Rho: GG!!
Rho: Kuya D!!
Lon: Kuya D!
Both: *laughs*
Dunoo: Those are "normalings" (normal attack dependent?)
They'll be blinded after getting Aghanim's
Dunoo: They won't be hitting anything...
Both: OHH!
Lon: This is it! Huskar, everyone!
Dunoo: And we got our wish!
Lon: *laughs*
Dunoo: They didn't do their research!
Lon: Yappieballs! 
Dunoo: It's over!
Lon: Oh my God! Homaygad!
Dunoo: It's over! OG is out!
Lon: Give us a lot more money(??) my friends
Dunoo: The biggest upset of them all...
Both: Oh my God!
Either: We got the Huskar! The Philippine Huskal (askal - stray dog)
Either: We got the Huskar...
Lon: ...in a "burnfight"
Dunoo: Indeed.
Lon: Here it comes, here it comes...
Dunoo: Oops, Searing Chains...
Lon: Ouch my friend... 
Dunoo: Hey...
Lon: OYY! Oy here it comes!
Dunoo: But he's coming from the back! Oh no!
Lon: He got Kuku'ed! 
Dunoo: Oh no!
Lon: Oh no, Miracle-! Oh, Miracle-!
Dunoo: If it isn't Miracle-!
Lon: Ay! Look at that! Yappie!
Dunoo: If it isn't Miracle-!
Lon: Yappieballers!
Dunoo: Ay! Nyappie!
Lon: You got [something'd], friend!
Dunoo: If it isn't Miracle-! See?
Lon: [indistinct, possibly Jamaican lol]
Dunoo: You don't give it
Dunoo: You don't give Huskar and
Dunoo: you don't give First Blood to Huskar
Lon: WHY?! Y U DID NOT BAN HUSKAR?!
Dunoo: Y U DID DAT PLAYAH?
Lon: WHY??!
Dunoo: You don't do it!
Dunoo: Dude, 6-0 and now struggling in lane?
An Avalanche-Toss
Here's a Time-Walk out for ya boy! Okay...
Go ahead, stun me for the... swag
Now they're being persistent, they want to force it-
Dunoo: Here comes the combo-licious...
Lon: Looks like Raven is going to die...
Dunoo: Raven...
Lon: Raven's dead
Dunoo: Oh my God- but there's the wall
Lon: Oh my goodness
Dunoo: Let's observe what happens
Huskar trying to fight.
Dunoo: Here comes...
Dunoo: Oh no! Tiasdhgifkj
Lon: Okaehvndif
...
Dunoo: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOODNESS!
Lon: Ladies and gentlemen! Here comes Huskar!
Dunoo: jlksvjdh GOODNESS GRACIOUS PAPABLE
Lon: Huskar is doing it, ladies and gentlemen!
Dunoo: Ladies and gentlemen!
Lon: But it's not enough...
Dunoo: But it's not enough- we needed more strength;
we weren't strong enough back there
Lon: They're measuring each other
Lon: Oh no there's no Sentry! That's what I'm talki-
Dunoo: (??)
Lon: Oh wait there is a Sentry
Dunoo: There's a Sentry; he's already spotted
[volume warning]
Lon: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?
Dunoo: Oyy oh no!
Lon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN (??)
Dunoo: What are you doing, N0tail?
Lon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Dunoo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Dunoo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[rip ears]
Lon: OH NO! YOU DON'T DO THAT
Dunoo: DON'T DO IT! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO PILIPINS
Lon: It's because they don't have the tools to catch [someone] besides Chrono...
There, see?
Hey he got silenced!
Lon: OH!
Dunoo: OH-LY SHIT!
Dunoo: Holy macaroni!
Lon: Canceled (?)
Dunoo: Holy macaroni, Miracle-!
Dunoo: You thought-
He was caught- he used Manta then
was immediately given a Gaston (what??)
And that might be the opportunity
they are waiting for -
which means Miracle- won't be able
Dunoo: to hold that Aegis because he is down
Lon: Can he buyback?
Dunoo: for the count, ladies and gentlemen
And this is TNC
They will be looking to push
Dunoo: Here it is, everybody, they want Tiny! There's the Gust
Lon: Nice, nice, nice!
Dunoo: Tiny was caught out here, folks
Let's see what happens next
Chrono is available-
Chrono will be available
They're going ham on him
Nobody can- he can't escape!
Here comes Faceless Void
They might go for the kill, ladies and gents
Dunoo: Relocate!
Lon: Chrono!
Dunoo: But this is the opportunity we've been waiting for
Lon:  Dear Lord...
Dunoo: We'll go ham on you even if you're holding the Aegis!
Dunoo: You won't be able to runaway!
Lon: Go fight! Fight, fight, fight now
Dunoo: Here we go, they made a mistake!
Lon: Fight!
Dunoo: He jumped, everybody (he actually said "eggplant-ed")
Dunoo: There's the swap, nice swap
Lon: Nice swap! Nice swap!
Dunoo: Nice swap 
Lon: Hopia, mani, popcorn (a common peddlers' call)
Dunoo: Oh folks and they caught Ogre
Lon: Hopia, mani, popcorn (Hopia being "oops")
Dunoo: Go ahead and just let yourselves die!
Lon: Oyy this isn't over just yet
Dunoo: Hey you! U being so stubborn, huh?
Lon: Chrono! Nice, nice, nice!
Dunoo: U so stubborn... 
Lon: Swan with a nice 2x (a play on "nice one"
Dunoo: U stubborn... U stubborn...
Lon: Stun! Stun! Stun! STUUUN!
[ready ears]
Dunno: U SO STUBBORN!
Lon: You're screwed, bes!
Dunno: U VERY STUBBORN!
Lon: Why, isn't this OG?!
Both ERRTRMSHRP (wth)
Either: FILIPINO DEATHBALL!
Either: You angered your big brother!
Either: THE FILIPINO DEATHBALL IS DOING IT
Either: (indistinct) MAYGAD!
Dunoo: WE ARE DOING IT!
Lon: QUIET! QUIET!
Dunoo: OH? BUYBACK WISP??
Lon: Woops, easy, easy now...
Dunoo: As if your buyback is going to do anything
Dunno: Hey Miracle-, go buyback to waste all your gold
Lon: Easy, easy...
Dunoo: Oh a Vacuum...
Lon: Hey the iPhone, iPad, DOTA5 (idk lol)
Dunoo: Oh... okay?
Both: Ok, ok, ok, then what?
Both: Then what? What's next?
Dunoo: THEN WHAT?! THAT'S IT?! HUH?!
Lon: THEN WHAT?! There's no-
Dunoo: Look at Tiny!
Lon: The Wisp! The Wisp
Dunoo: The Wisp!
Lon: The Wisp! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Dunoo: He used Queso de Bola (Edam cheese)
Lon: Opopopop
Dunoo: Oy you're too far away. You're going way over your head
Lon: He's getting way over his head
Both: You're being overconfident
Dunoo: Way over your head (26x)
Lon: OHH Huskar is doing it! Huskar!
Dunoo: You're way ov...
Lon: Op, easy now..
Dunoo: Mr. Insulted, folks ("asar" - insult,  "inasal" - roast chicken delicacy)
Lon: Oy, oy oy TINY!
Dunoo: Mr. Insulted 2x (Mang Inasal - a restaurant chain) He's annoyed
Lon: TINY! STUN! STUN!
Dunoo: He's annoyed by the combo, folks
Lon: OHH YEAH!
Dunoo: Another Vacuum, you'd think it'll help
Lon: Now easy, easy
Dunoo: Now what? Now what, huh?
Lon: Like it'll help Oh, what's that?
Dunoo: What? What's that?
Lon: Oh? Oh?! Oh? Oh?!
Dunoo: WHAT NOW?
Lon: Miracle- keeps jumping around
Dunoo: Oh my God
Lon: OOOHP Oh my God!
Dunoo: Oh my gulay (vegetable)
Dunoo: TNC! Oh my God, Raven will fall down!
Lon: Oh my God...
Dunoo: But here comes the...
the wrecking havoc- OHH...
And the comeback, ladies and gentlemen
the turnaround
What a play coming in from both teams
but we have buyback; they also spent their buyback
so we need to win.
Dunoo: Huskar, trying to escape
Lon: Just back for now 2x
Dunoo: Let's see where he goes
Oops... the jukes are sneaky
He's hit.
Dunoo: Avalanche, Toss, Tiny
Lon: He's dead.
Dunoo: Oops, Huskar is still alive. Micro
Let's see
Micro- here comes the Dazzle
Both: OHH!
Dunoo: OHH! You don't do that!
Lon: You don't do that!
Dunoo: You don't do it! 2x
Lon: Rape, rape! (sry) YAAAAAH!
Dunoo: You don't do that to me!
Lon: Yappieballers!
Dunoo: You don't do it to us! You don't- 
Lon: You don't give Huskar!
Dunoo: We don't give a damn! You don't give Huskar
Lon: You don't give Huskar to the Filipinos!
Dunoo: to the Filipino people
Lon: Opopop
Dunoo: Filipino people! Oh no!
Lon: Dazzle(?)!
Dunoo: Oh no! It's Miracle-! It's alawi(??)
Lon: Hey! Back now papichulo!
Lon: Oh.. Ohhh oh oh oh
Dunoo: Ohhh... Woooah
Dunoo: OG
Lon: Oh my God!
Dunoo: Misplay after misplay...
Dunoo: And the Filipino Huskar is doing it
We are doing it
Dunoo: ...for this right here-
Both: Ohh!
Lon: Hey Miracle- you're way over your head!!
You don't have Linken's!
You do not have Linken's, Miracle-! You're being overconfident!
Dunoo: You're way over your head!
Lon: Miracle-!
Dunoo: You're way over your head Miracle-!
Lon: You're overconfident!
Dunoo: You're trying too hard to be the hero
Lon: Aren't you familiar with the Filipino Deathball?
Lon: What's wrong with you, guys?
Dunoo: You don't... You don't have respect playah
Lon: Here they come- they're advancing, they're pushing
Dunoo: You... Use your buyback
Lon: Here they are, they're about to knock- Hello?
Dunoo: Use your buyback!
Lon: Hello Israel? Hello Israel?
Dunoo: Butterfly is up; you don't have MKB
Lon: Hello Israel? Can you come back?
Dunoo: Hello Israel? Can you come back now?
("Comeback is real")
Lon: Oyy here they come
Dunoo: Baby, come back?
Lon: Wait what? They don't want to fight! 
Dunoo: Wait they won't..
Lon: They don't want to fight
Dunoo: They're not holding him off!?
Lon: But we are determined to fight, Kuya D!
Dunoo: That's too much... they even have DR(?)
Lon: Still fighting! iasjnvhdf
Dunoo: Oyoyoy!
Lon: Kuya D we can definitely do it
Dunoo: Look! They don't want to buyback
Lon: He can't! Go on- 
Dunoo: He can! He has buyback available!
Lon: Wait where is he going? 
Dunoo: He doesn't want to buyback
Lon: Hey, hey! Kuku! Break this one first
Dunno: Oh there it is, there it is
Lon: Why are they backing off?
Dunno: Let's destroy [these]. He already his buyback
Dunoo: He needs that
Lon: There's a Smoke coming in, ladies and gents
Lon: Does he have BoT?
Smoke for Smoke...
Oops..
Lon: Ohhh there's the BKB ladies and gentlemen
Lon: Nice!
Dunoo: (some taunt idk)
Lon: Hey they got hit by the Chrono! Papichulo!
They got hit by the Chrono!
This might be the ultimate Chrono!
Hold on, they backed off, folks, papichulos
Hopia, mani, popcorn they're advancing
(Hopia - stuffed bread rolls, Mani - roasted nuts)
Eyyou goes down, ladies and gents
Lon: But Raven! Raven is freely-hitting ladies and gentlemen
Dunoo: He made
Lon: Oh my god! He became target practice- 
Dunoo: He made him look like a practice target again
Lon: OH! That was close!
Dunoo: OH! You almost
Lon: That was so close...
Dunoo: got taken down
Dunoo: It's okay...
Lon: If they go on him he'll be hurt
Look, yes, go for it
You go for it! Go for it! That's it
See? I told you!
Lon: Didn't I tell you? Now he used BKB
Dunoo: BKB
Lon: I told you so! I told you so! 
Dunoo: Use your Satanic... your Satanic!
Lon: See? Satanic
Dunoo: Fight! Satanic!
Lon: CHRONO!
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Ay!
The Tiny got stuck, ladies and gentlemen
Lon: The Tiny is showing off!
Dunoo: He's too far
Lon: Tiny bubbles... ♫
Dunoo: They're choking!
Both: They're choking!
Lon: That Chrono was perfect, ladies and gentlemen
Dunoo: OG is choking!
Lon: You no longer have buyback! No buyback!
Dunoo: You don't have buyback papichulo!
Both: You don't have buyback!
Either: What are you fighting for?
Either: No buyback! No buyback!
Either: We don't have buyback either but we can-
Either: That's (indistinct)
Dunoo: He wants to build Divine [Rapier]
Lon: And so? Like that's something...
Dunoo: Really now?
Dunoo: You really think that'll work against us?
Lon: You really think so...
Dunoo: If you get caught by Jorge (as in Faceless George)
Lon: If you get caught by the Chrono...
Lon: Opopopop
Just think of this as Chess
Think "checkmate"
Aiming for the checkmate...
Oooohpia, mani, popcorn
You really think so?!
You really think so, pops?
Papichuloooo
[rip headset]
Lon: OH YEAH!
Dunoo: OHHH
Lon: Pops, wassup?
Dunoo: OOOOH!
Lon: Disappear! (?) Ladies and gentlemen
Dunoo: [being exorcised]
Lon: The Chrono is (nwehl??)
Dunoo: (They murdered them??)
Lon: DIVINE! AAOOH!! IT'S OVER!!
Dunoo: WE HAVE THE DIVINE!
Lon: IT'S OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Dunoo: OOHH! OOHH!
Lon: Oh my word...
Lon: Miracle- even bought Divine
Both: He bought Divine!
OHHH!
Lon: It's over! Oh my God!
Dunoo: TNC!
Lon: TNC!
Dunoo: TNC!
Lon: TNC is doing it!
Dunoo: TNC! Oh my Kuya!
Lon: Dear Lord! What a game!
Dunoo: We won against OG!
Lon: HAHA!
Dunoo: 2-0!
Lon: AAAAHH!
Dunoo: Easy krissy!
Lon: What are you doing??!
Lon: Why, why did you build Divine?
Lon: Why did he go for the Divine, my friend? *laughs*
Dunoo: Why, why did he do this?!
Lon: AAOOOH
Dunoo: OG, what are you doing?!
Lon: Aghhh Nice trolling, pops!
Dunoo: You don't test(??) the Pinoy fans(?? idk )
Lon: *laughs*
Dunoo: TNC!
Both: TNC! TNC!
Lon: *laughs*
Dunoo: TNC!
Both: OOHH MY GOD!
Lon: Kangkong! (Water spinach)
Lon: They were water spinach-ed papichulo! Water spinach!
Dunoo: You water spinach-ed them papichulo! 
(Kangkong sounds like a word for fk)
Lon: OG is water spinach! *laughs*
Dunoo: They don't know what to do
Dunoo: So you were the Champions of the Majors?
Lon: Damn, bes...
Dunoo: You can't [be proud of?] that! Go home!
Lon: You're going home Babidi...
Dunoo: Go home!
Both: WOOOH!
Lon: This is insane...
Dunoo: Taking down OG!
Dunoo: What a play!
Lon: That was crazy...
Dunoo: Oh my God...
Dunoo: And the Europeans will go home...
TNC!
Kuku, and Raven...
doing their best-
We're so tiny!
But right now we're the biggest in the world of DotA
They're just taller in terms of height...
But TNC, at this moment,
is the center of world DotA!
They are now...
Dunoo: in contention, ladies and gentlemen
Lon: Why-
Dunno: [Keep] heart! [Keep] heart!
Lon: There's really no way to explain it:
The wrong timing, the wrong timing on the Divine!
Dunoo: Ohhh!
Lon: The greatest upset
Dunoo: The greatest upset of them all
Lon: of all time
Dunoo: The team! Dude, this is what's about:
Lon: 11%!
Dunoo: OG - the heaviest [favorite] team,
the strongest team going into TI,
the heavy favorites-
They lose to TNC:
Dunoo: [The team] which all of the commentators,
Lon: Beautiful.
Dunoo: all of the panelists predicted
to finish at the absolute bottom
Dunoo: of this tournament. But they proved that-
Lon: I told you!
Dunoo: They proved the haters wrong
Lon: I, I came from the future!
Lon: I came from the future, playah!
Dunoo: If you want to be insanely strong at DotA
Go and train on the SEA Server - The Cancerous Server of them all!
Dunoo: That's basically it! *mic drop*
Lon: Well look at that, ladies and gentlemen
Dunoo: Whaddup?! Waddupp!?
Lon: Incredible...
