(whooshing)
- This is cool warmups.
(whipping)
(jazz music)
(whooshing)
- Why don't we play Zip Zap Zop?
(excited cheering)
- I'll start, ready?
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop!
- Zip! - Zap! - Zop! - Zop!
(excited yelling)
(upbeat techno music)
- Get out of here!
- All right!
(transition music)
(static)
- Everybody has their
embarrassing stories but here is
(dramatic orchestral music)
mine.
(upbeat music)
As some of you may know,
I play Ariana Grande
in some of the sketches.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- Yuh!
- For hair, I get a super giant ponytail,
they give me the eyeliner and the lashes,
and then, of course, they
do the signature cat eye,
and, oh, the lips.
Like, those are the three
L's: lashes, lip, and liner.
And then, of course,
you have the wardrobe.
They put me in this
giant, fluffy pink sweater
which kind of looks like a
giant piece of bubble gum,
(stretching)
and then they give me
these thigh high boots.
They're like boots that go
all the way up to your thighs
and they're really big heels.
That's where the problem is.
I take my Ariana Grande
character very seriously.
It's not a joke.
(crickets chirping)
I spent numerous hours
trying to figure out
Ariana's mannerisms, how
she acts, how she talks,
and how she even uh...
walks.
It was curtain call, and
it was my turn to walk out
as Ariana,
(audience cheers)
in front of a whole audience,
and I was planning to strut it, to work it
like Ariana does, and um, I slipped
(whistle slides)
and I fell, and it was really bad.
(camera clicks)
Basically, it's like my
costume just exploded.
(bomb exploding)
Literally.
The nails are coming off,
there's hair all over my face,
it gets stuck to the makeup,
(stretching)
I can't walk any more because these heels
are like, super hard to walk in,
my legs did this like,
weird cross over thing,
some people even said that
I looked like a baby deer
trying to walk for the first time
in front of a whole audience,
and they saw me fall
and that was really embarrassing.
So that had to be the most
embarrassing moment I ever had.
And I'm so sorry Ariana.
I am, I'm so sorry.
(upbeat pop music)
- And now, All That.
♪ Auto-Tuned ♪
(whooshing)
- Oh man. Ryan, I am excited.
- So are you excited about
building this trebuchet?
♪ Oh man. Ryan, I'm excited ♪
♪ Ryan, I'm excited ♪
♪ I think trebuchets are kind of amazing ♪
♪ Kind of amazing ♪
♪ Kind of amazing ♪
♪ Kind of amazing ♪
♪ You know there's some facts left ♪
♪ I know them but I want
to hear them again ♪
♪ The trebuchet catapult
is a weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
♪ The trebuchet catapult
is a weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
- Hey Lex, Lex, come here.
Do you know what a trebuchet is?
- A trebu-what?
- Do you know what a trebuchet is?
- Yeah.
- What is it?
- It's a better version of a catapult.
- Yeah, would you say it's superior?
- In every single way.
♪ The trebuchet catapult
is a weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ Weapon for siege ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
♪ They're the greatest
weapon of all time ♪
- I'll see you, Steven, that was so fun.
- That was fun.
(whooshing)
- What's up guys, we are on the set
of Nickelodeon's All That, and
whenever Lex and I get bored,
we like to make up raps
about people we care about,
and in this case, it's
Miss Lisa, our Crafty lady
who handles all of our lunch.
So, she's really important,
and this is a tribute
to Miss Lisa, here we go.
(Lex beatboxing)
♪ This is Lisa, nice to meet ya ♪
♪ She's the one that's gonna feed ya ♪
♪ That's why we always need ya ♪
♪ Gotta go okay bye see ya ♪
♪ Crafty is our safe haven ♪
♪ Lisa always knows what I'm cravin' ♪
♪ No persuasion, but that's okay ♪
♪ 'Cause these treats be makin' my day ♪
- Okay, that's all I have.
- You get the camera, you
get the camera, all right.
Your turn.
(Gaby beat boxing)
♪ There goes Lisa, but she's cool ♪
♪ Aye, she doesn't make
you drool on the food ♪
♪ It tastes real good ♪
♪ And Crafty, that's where we should be ♪
- I can't--
(Gaby and Lex laughing)
Okay, All right.
- I think that's the end of our Lisa rap.
(Gaby and Lex whispering)
(smooth jazz music)
(whooshing)
- This is Cool Warmups.
(smacking)
- All right you guys,
how about we get into
a little Beastie Rap before the show!
(excited cheering)
(beatboxing)
♪ One of our writers is named ♪
- Kim!
(beatboxing)
♪ This is reality it's not a ♪
- Sim!
(beatboxing)
♪ Another word for arm is a ♪
- Limb!
(beatboxing)
♪ Another word for skinny is ♪
- Slim!
(beatboxing)
♪ It's not inside, it's on the ♪
- Rim!
(beatboxing)
♪ If it's not a pencil, it's a ♪
- Pen!
(beatboxing)
♪ She's married to Kanye, her name is ♪
- Kim!
(beatboxing)
♪ He is a river and his name is ♪
(confused shouting)
(beatboxing)
(upbeat techno music)
