
English: 
Hi I'm German and I bet you a chocolate that you know how to read.
Impossible Loves.
I'm starting to look like a hobo.
Impossible Loves.
What's an impossible love?.
It's a love that you put in a plate and you give to Nico.
It's also an impossible love.
That person whom we could never be with.
Either because she has a boyfriend,
because she's famous.
because she's too pretty for you
or because she's a candle.
Our love is impossible.
But I love you!.
To have an impossible love is to idealize a person.
You mean that for example she's a potato but you see her as a lettuce?.
Yeah.
Her, or him if you're a girl.
Can be the ugliest ogre in the neighborhood,
They can smell like the bathroom where the fat aunt with intestinal problems
just came out of,
and they're still an angel.
She's so beautiful, she's like a angel fallen from the sky.
She's so feminine.
If perfection had a shape, it would be exactly like her.

Spanish: 
(música)kk
ñeee ya parezco vago
amor platónico que es
que es un amor platónico
es un amor que se sirve en un plato y se le da a Nico
también es un amor imposible (:'v)
esa persona con la que nunca podríamos estar
ya sea porque tiene novi@, sea famos@ o  porque sea demasiado atractiva para ti :(
o porque es una vela
nuestro amor es imposible
pero yo te amo (jajaja )
tener un amor platónico es de "idealizar" a una persona
osea por ejemplo que sea una patata y que la veas como una lechuga (:v)
(risa larga y rara) :v
si
ella o el si eres mujer
puede ser el ogro mas horrendo de toda la población
puede a oler a al baño luego que cuando la tía gorda con problemas intestinales de la familia sale del baño (:v)
pero para ti sigue sigue siendo un angelito
-ohhhh pero si esta hermosa
es como un ángel caído del cielo
ella tan femenina(XD jajaja)
si la perfección una forma seria exactamente igual a ella (pero de otra forma :v)

English: 
Her skin is soft as silk.
She's so fine and delicate like a rose.
A woman like that you can only touch with rose petals.
If someone's your impossible love,
Even when they fart you will find it cute.
Isn't it right my love?.
So cute.
One of the most difficult situations,
is when your impossible love is also your friend.
It's already hard enough to be in love with someone you can't have,
so she's also a friend who you spend all day with.
It's like a constant reminder that you can watch but not touch.
And what do you do?.
You start idealizing.
You start idealizing how it would be to hold hands with her,
how it would be to hug her,
how she kisses.
There's even people who do anything to get close to the idea of it.
You were so right, it was an amazing idea to come walk to the mountains.
I told you.
Yeah, I'm super tired, I'll drink some water.
So good.
Yeah, good.
I mean, can I have some?
Yeah of course.
Thank You.
Look, Justin Bieber!.
Where?!.
This is her saliva so it's practically a kiss.

Spanish: 
su piel es tan suave como la ceda
están fina y tan delicada como una rosa
(eructo)
una mujer ha si solo se puede
tocar con un pétalo de rosa (XDD)
si alguien es tu amor platónico
hasta cuando se tira un peo lo vas a encontrar tierno
-¿Cierto amor?
(Sonido de pedo) Aw tan linda
Una de las situaciones mas dificiles
Es cuando tu amor platonico tambien es tu amiga (FRIENDZONEEE)
Ya es suficientemente dificil estar enamorado de alguien
a quien no puedes tener :'v
para que mas encima sea una amiga con la que pasas
toOoOodo el dia
Es como un recordatorio constante de que
puedes ver pero no puedes tocar
y que haces?
Empiezas a idealizar

English: 
It happens.
And be careful because you never know if your friend might obsessed with you.
You don't know the things they do when you're not looking.
I'll be back in 5 minutes.
It's really sad.
It's frustrating to see day after day the person who you can't be with.
It's as frustrating as the day I forgot how to open doors.
Now let's say you impossible love is someone who you see often.
The fact that you're close,
Makes the possibility of being together bigger.
You always see her, you know her secrets,
but one day..
Germanansia?
Yes?, tell me?.
I want to introduce you to my girlfriend.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?, nice to meet you.
Yes, but now I have to leave,
Nice to meet you, though.
Her days are counted, damn her.
Like I said, the problem of having an impossible love,
is that you idealize too much.
You tend to imagine that their perfect.
Specially if they're people you will never meet in person.
Like celebrities.
For example, I loved Emma Watson.
I imagined her perfect,
beautiful.
Until one day I figured out she also goes to the bathroom.
She also sits in the toilet and pushes.

English: 
Very hard.
She's probably doing it right now.
Pushing.
It's never good to idealize someone so much.
Hey, here comes the guy you like.
Ok.
You've never talked to him?.
No, he's so macho, so perfect,
so manly, 
what am I gonna say?.
You're right, he's so..
Talk to him!.
No!.
C'mon!.
No!.
Well you're gonna have to talk to him because he's heading this way.
Hi girls, how are you?.
They're never like you imagine they are.
For example if we keep going with celebrities.
When you think about Jim Carrey, what do you think?.
Laughs, humor, happiness.
I've even heard people say:
If Jim Carrey was my friend I'd probably laugh all day.
No!
No, he's a normal person.
He's aloud to sometimes not be happy.

English: 
Can you imagine if Jim Carrey was always happy?.
Jimmy, I don't love you anymore, I want a divorce.
Ok.
Jimmy, you're the worst thing that happened to this company,
you're fired!.
Ok.
Jimmy, I'm your doctor and you have 3 days left to live.
Ok.
It would be that weird.
Idealize a person is bad.
But to have feelings for someone you idealized is worse.
And you aways end up suffering.
But don't worry, when you're sad about love,
There will always be a friend that will support you when you're feeling bad.
Hey.
What?.
Do you understand anything she's saying?.
No, but if I listen to her, then she gets drunk and lets me touch her boobs.
Question.
For a while I've been wondering something so here it goes.
Since when do you watch my videos?.
A week, a month,
a year, or is this the first video you watch?.
However, write your answer in the comments.
What?.
Anyway.

English: 
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Thanks to Estefania who recommended this video's topic.
And a tasty Psychological hug.
And see you next friday.
Remember to brush your teeth before going to bed.
And to check for monsters under your bed.
Or a rapist.
Bye bye.
There's a lady looking in the window.
And she's pretty hot.
Downtown.
