You're probably wondering right now "Jenn why do you look like an actual corpse? Are you good?" No. I'm good
I'm just not wearing makeup
This is real. This is me and I also didn't get any sleep last night
so this is even more real than normal and that's because I am doing the I
Followed a blank makeup tutorial trend that is going around right now. I'm so excited about it
This is an exciting video because if  you guys have been following me on this channel for a long time
Then you should already know that I fucking suck at makeup. I've been doing the same makeup look on my face for the past
I don't know like ever because I don't know I never really got into makeup growing up
I was an only child and my mom never wore makeup so makeup was never really something in my house
It was only something that I started getting into when I was old enough to make my own decisions don't get me wrong
I love getting glammed the fuck up
But I pretty much at this point just accepted the fact that I am never going to really be able to glam
Myself up. I will just leave that for other people to do for me
Which is why before I sat down to do this video
I went on Twitter and asked you guys to send me a
tutorial that you want me to follow because honestly I don't really watch anybody who makes music music videos I
made fucking music videos
We cut the legs off of our pants
Because honestly, I don't really watch anyone who does makeup videos just because it's not something that's really of interest to me
so I
honestly have no idea who's tutorial to follow for this video
But a fuck ton of you guys tweeted me to follow one of James Charles tutorials obviously I know who he is
But I have really never watched one of his videos before don't take it personal
It's just again. Cuz I don't really watch makeup videos, but needless to say I'm very excited because
Yeah, I have no idea what to expect and this tutorial that you guys wanted me to do is
It's called New Year's Eve purple glitter cut crease makeup. What the fuck is a cut crease
I don't know like I'm honestly embarrassed for myself, but I guess I don't make things interesting
I also probably don't have all of the makeup that he has but I do have a lot of makeup
So we'll make it work with whatever I've got but I think there's pretty much everything
I wanted to say before we got started with this video, so let's just do it already here we go
*intro music*
*phone falls*
Good fucking start to this video
So for todays look I threw together this purple cut crease with rainbow holo glitter
So first I'm gonna start off as always priming my face using my Benefit Pore-fessional primer
OOOO AHHHHHH
Okay pause. I have that I love this stuff. I actually use it every day
Make sure to really get it on my skin
I just went ahead and pre primed my nose using my morphe arthur? edition and my MAC studio fix concealer.
I have no idea what shade this is
So he just
Pre-primed his nose
I don't really know what that means or why
but i Don't have either of the products that he used I do have this Laura Mercier concealer, and I have this concealer brush
So I'll use this.why am i concealing my nose? Whatever James Charles says goes
Okay
For foundation today as always im gonna go with my ultra HD foundation stick
*unnecessary gasp* I HAVE THATTT
I usually use this for like under my eyes
ummm
One of them is darker one of them is lighter
So I'm just going to use both of them usually together I get like my happy medium
and of course going to buff it in using my beauty blender
Okay
BUFF
HER
INNNN
I'm honestly a little concerned right now
That I haven't done anything for our under eyes because
BITCH
I need some help there
Okay, I think I'm pretty much done
LeTs SeE wHaTs NeXt
For concealer today I'm going to be trying out something new. The tarte shape tape concealer.
I don't have like any concealer like that. I only have them in like this kind of container
I don't know what to do. I guess. I'll just rub this all over my face. Oh my god. Okay, so he has it like
Here. He also put stuff down here. And up here
*GASPPP*
oo there's more
I actually got this concealer from someone that I worked with on a show and she told me to only use my hands to blend it
So I'm gonna just do that
I dOnT KnOw WhAt Im DoInG
I DONT KNOOOOOOOOO
IS THIS RIGHT?!?!
As always I'm gonna set under my eyes using my coty airspun? powder and my damp beauty blender to really just help to melt the powder into the skin
Okay he set this stuff with a powder that I don't have I only have this. Oh my god is it open?
to bronze today im going to be using the tarte park ave? princess palette and my morphe m527
*UNNECESSARY GASP* I HaVe tHaT pAlEtTe
IN THE OTHER ROOMMMM
YeAhHhhhhHh
M 527 and sculpt my face
M527? like what? ok the closest thing I have to an M527 is this contouring brush
He's going up here.Ok I gotta blend. So it just looks like I have dirt on my forehead
oh my god it looks worse. I'm just gonna Beauty Blender this out
and of corse just gonna contour my nose using jadey wadey? 182 brush
JaDeY wAdEy OnE eIgHtY...??????????
As always im gonna bake my face using my cody urslam in mike powder puff???????
Whoa what??? I don't have a powder puff. I'll just use my Beauty Blender. WaOh, I look fucking crazy
Alright guys so im gonna go put myself in the oven for a few minutes and let myself bake at 350 degrees. I will come back with my eyebrows
already done off camera because you've seen me do them a million times and i really want to focus on the eyes today so i will brb
Oh my god, did he just say he's going in the oven?
ok. Well, I guess I'm gonna go in the oven too said he was gonna go do his eyebrows. so me too girly
I'll be right back
Ok let's see what's next
for my cut crease today i will be using this purple shade from the morphe 35E palette.
btw you can use code "JAMES" for 10% off all products and im going to be using my segma E80 brown angled brush
and im going to be using the obviously angled brush and not the spooley
Ok a lot going on here. I have a brush for my eyebrows and the closest shade of purple I have is this one
im going to start by sketching out the side right above my natural eyelid crease.
then im going to wing it out when i get to the outer edge
Oh my god, this is where I lose, so I'm gonna take this
aaaaaannnndddddddd
oh my god
like thaaaatttt????
the next thing is taking my m 213 and that same purple shade and im going to begin to lightly bump up that line
im going to mix together the purple with the black shade on the same angled brush from before
just to create a little bit more depth in that cut crease
This is the only black I have so I guess I'll put some of that on here
Holy shit. That is not good. How does his look like that and mine looks like that?
Where'd that come from?
for this look i am just using this pigment to actually carve out the cut crease
Okay suddenly has another color on his lid. which, this is the closest color that I have
*looks to the camera awkwardly*
and once i get to the outer corner i am going to sketch that pigment out in the shape of a wing connecting it to the outer edge
Well my wing is
ummmmmm
Doing its own thing I'm going to use this pointer side of this brush and connect them. Okay. Yes yes
for my lid today i am going to be using the lid cosmetics sheer glitter in the size 4?
All right, I don't have glitter, so we're just gonna go without it
and with that liner brush i'm going to connect the outer edge of the wing down to the lower lash line
okay, so my camera just cut out i'm sorry all i did was curl my lashes, put on some mascara on the top and botom
and then i put some NYX shoop? eye pencil in the shade blackbean on the upper and lower lash line
OH MY GOD, okay, he just went through so many steps, and now I have to figure it out on my own
I will take this black shade and line my eyes, and let me get a compact
very close zoom in on the artwork of jenn's beauty skills
oh my god.this looks so bad. I can't do
tHiS
I might as well catch my other eye up to speed really quick because I have not been doing that oh my god
I don't understand. I'm like literally trying right get in there girlie
with this color
All right
FUCK IT
I'm,I'M ... CAUGHT UP
I was supposed to put on mascara
And then for lashes im just going to pop on my house of lashes iconics
Only have these for some reason okay um
Yes, so
I've only ever put lashes on myself like five times maximum, so this is gonna go really well
Yeah
Okay wait the inner corner forgot to put glue on it
Get in there ah
Okay, the inner corner is just fucked but its glued on. so. other than that
I don't think it looks that bad. now It's time for the other one so hopefully this one goes just as smoothly
*drops something* OH FUCK
It's already not
alright fuck this
Wait
That was my first breath in like a minute and 30 seconds. once again the inner corner is kind of fucked up
Hey like, I can't even blink right now
for highlighter today i'm going to be using my too faced skin beach glow kit?
and my morphe m 501 brush
Highlighter, I do not have that 
 highlighter. I have laura mercier highlighter though, and I'll use this brush
put a little bit like that
oh, wow that is... REALLY PRETTY
Thank you
alright now it is time for the lips. now of course, me being me, im going to do something crazy but you can totally
stop here to do like a pinky nude or a pinky orange or even like a dark purple would be absolutely perfect to match this look
Alright, I can't even keep my eyes open, so, soI'm gonna use this color
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
That's so gross on my lips
eww eww
alright guys
And
I am done. I feel like I ran a marathon and honestly. I look like it too. I
truly tried my best, and I hope you guys like this video I
Hope it made you laugh, and if it did then make sure to give this video a big thumbs UP
Also shout out to James Charles, you are really fuckin good at makeup. But, yeah
I think that is pretty much it for this week's video
thank you guys so much for watching, and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video.
bye!
MY GOD!
I GOT TO FUCKING WASH THIS OFF NOW!!!
