- Well step on up Red Squad.
(audience cheers)
Step up DJ D-Wrek.
(record scratching)
Got the beat.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
♪ Two step I make this look easy ♪
♪ This my show please believe me ♪
♪ But I love it when my
brother's out here achieving ♪
♪ Give it up for Akon and Young Breezy ♪
(audience cheers)
(ding)
- Come here Akon.
♪ There's something you need to know ♪
♪ There's something you need to know ♪
♪ I wanna go to Africa so bad ♪
♪ When you gonna let me go ♪
Nah, (beep) for real.
(laughter)
I wanna go.
(buzz)
♪ - I'm speechless ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- He stupid!
♪ Yo, just be happy that you ain't dead ♪
♪ You're Atlanta ♪
♪ This'll be Tickle-Me-Elmo ♪
♪ If he was raised in banghead ♪
(audience cheers)
(ding)
- Hold up.
♪ Hey HitMan I ain't think your
gums could get no blacker ♪
♪ And your teeth went from Dorito
crumbs to saltine crackers ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- Come here Clips.
- (beep) that.
♪ Hold up, nah ♪
♪ You must've thought it's over ♪
♪ Your Team Captain dressed like
a pack of blueberry GoGurt ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- Wait, wait.
- Nickolas Cannon come here.
♪ Nick, how you doing today? ♪
♪ I did not come here to play ♪
♪ I am going to kick the space ♪
♪ It look like you have a red
penis hanging from your waist ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- My off white (beep)
♪ What is wrong ♪
- You talking about what I got on?!
♪ You're belt is long ♪
- You talking about what I got on?
♪ Don't make me mad ♪
♪ Why you're tee camping up
your dress like a step-dad ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ And matter fact ♪
(ding)
♪ Don't even bother ♪
♪ Yo Akon, you are the father ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
♪ It's the thirteenth season ♪
♪ Nick I need my air time ♪
♪ I know y'all get money ♪
♪ This (beep) got a hair line ♪
♪ Everybody saying that I look like Akon ♪
♪ But you can't say (beep)
cause your beard is taped on ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
♪ He left you speechless ♪
♪ My beard is taped on ♪
♪ I'm glad you feel this ♪
♪ I'm just glad you found some words ♪
♪ And you're no longer speechless ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
- What is wrong with you?
Don't ever disrespect me.
(laughter)
- Cut that beat man.
I'm over here (beep) man.
What up B?
What up B?
- Talk your (beep).
- I'm trying to tell you (beep)!
- Talk your (beep).
Talk your (beep).
- Oh, hell no.
- Tell me.
Talk it.
(screams)
- (beep) put her titties in my hand!
(laughter)
(ding)
(laughter)
(screams)
- Now listen, what I'm bout to say
might hurt your pride.
But this how you dress when
you can't find your clothes
and your Uber outside.
(laughter)
(ding)
- Oh, hold up.
- You say I dress like a step-dad, bruh.
(laughter)
You dress like a thirteen year old.
So what's that all about.
I done put lights in Africa.
Don't make me put yours out.
(audience cheers)
(ding)
- Yes, turn off the lights!
He's the king!
Make some noise for the king!
- Yo, that (beep) was crazy.
I don't know how he did it.
DJ D-Wrek, who won the game?
- Man, I gotta give
that to the Black Squad.
Make some noise.
(audience cheers)
(Wild N Out theme)
