ANNOUNCER: TRISTAN, YOU MOTOR
BOATING SON OF A BITCH YOU.
YEAH, THAT GIRL GETTING A
HANDFUL OF TRISTAN THOMPSON IS
NOT KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND THE
GIRL HE'S KISSING, YES, LET'S
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, NOT KHLOE
KARDASHIAN.
WE GOT SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE
FROM A HOOKAH LOUNGE OUTSIDE OF
D.C.
ANNOUNCER: WHEN THE CAVS WERE
OUT TO PLAY THE WIZARDS IN
OCTOBER.
SO HE'S A CHEATING BASTARD
WHO WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO.
IT'S ONLY CHEATING IF KHLOE
IS NOT SUPPORTIVE OF IT, RIGHT?
IT MIGHT BE AN OPEN
RELATIONSHIP.
HARVEY: IT'S NOT.
BUT EVEN IF THEY WERE, THE
IDEA HE DID IT SO PUBLICLY --
HARVEY: I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR HER.
ANNOUNCER: MAYBE IT'S A ONE-TIME
THING.
OOH, NOT SO MUCH.
BECAUSE THERE'S THIS VIDEO.
FROM THIS WEEKEND OF HIM
GOING TO A HOTEL ROOM WITH A
WHOLE DIFFERENT GIRL.
THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP.
HARVEY: A CRY FOR HELP?
THIS IS HIM TRYING TO ESCAPE.
IT DOES SEEM THAT WAY, RIGHT?
SUICIDE BY COP.
OH, 100%.
HOW DO YOU THINK TRISTAN'S
GOING TO PLAY AT THE PLAYOFFS?
HARVEY: DIDN'T TIGER WOODS DO
EXTREMELY WELL IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE SCANDAL?
THE LAST TIME TRISTAN GOT
CAUGHT UP LIKE THIS, THEY WON A
CHAMPIONSHIP.
OH!
HARVEY: COULD HE GO TO KHLOE AND
SAY LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO
THIS?
ANNOUNCER: BUT THE TEAM NEEDED
ME!
WHICH IS KIND OF HEROIC WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT.
STILL, IT'S A BAD LOOK WHEN YOUR
BABY MAMA IS ABOUT TO MOMMA YOUR
BABY, WHICH COULD BE SOON
BECAUSE KHLOE'S HAVING EARLY
CONTRACTIONS AND THE WHOLE
FAMILY IS FLYING TO CLEVELAND TO
BE WITH HER.
CAN TRISTAN STILL COME TO THE
BIRTH OF KID?
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE BRINGS HIS NEW
GIRLFRIEND, CONGRATULATIONS.
ANNOUNCER: MAKE YOUR FUNNY JOKES
BUT WHAT ABOUT KHLOE, SHE MUST
BE SHOCKED, SHOCKED WE SAY AT
THESE SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS.
YOU CAN'T BE SHOCKED, IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
HE DID IT TO THE FIRST BABY
MAMMA.
THE SAME WAY YOU GET HIM IS THE
SAME WAY YOU LOSE HIM.
[APPLAUSE]
ANNOUNCER: WOW, COLD GLASS OF
REALITY RIGHT THERE.
CONGRATS ON THE BABY.
