OFFICIALS IN KUWAIT HAVE
DISCOVERED AND APPREHENDED A
PIGEON THAT WAS CARRYING DRUGS
--
AUTHORITIES KNEW THERE WERE
SMUGGLERS IN IRAQ USING PIGEONS
IN ORDER TO GET DRUGS ACROSS THE
BORDER, BUT THEY HAD NEVER
CAUGHT THE PIGEONS.
NOW THEY'VE
GOT ONE, AND IT HAS BEEN
APPREHENDED --
IT IS SINGING LIKE A CANARY,
EVERYBODY.
GET IT?
BECAUSE IT'S
A BIRD?
THE DRUGS IT WAS FLYING
ACROSS THE BORDER WERE NOT FUN
DRUGS, IT WAS A KETAMINE-TYPE
SUBSTANCE WHICH APPARENTLY
PEOPLE LIKE TO USE WHILE
PARTYING.
ISN'T KETAMINE LIKE A
HORSE TRANQUILIZER?
THAT'S WHAT THEY TOOK IN THE
NIGHT OF.
I'M
GUESSING PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS
LIKE THAT DON'T REALLY CARE.
AMAZON'S PIGEON DELIVERY
SERVICE.
I HOPE THEY THROW THE BOOK AT
THAT PIGEON.
FIRST OF ALL PEOPLE WATCH TOO
MUCH TV, BUT DIDN'T THEY DO
THIS EXACT SAME THING IN COASTER
RICA?
THEY HAVE USED PIGEONS FOR
DRUG SMUGGLING IN THE PAST, BACK
IN 2011 THIS HAPPENED IN
COLUMBIA AS WELL, LET ME GIVE
YOU THE DETAILS BECAUSE I
THOUGHT IT WAS SO INTERESTING,
COLOMBIAN POLICE DISCOVERED A
PIGEON THAT WAS UNABLE TO FLY
OVER A PRISON WALL BECAUSE OF
THE WEIGHT OF A PACKAGE OF
COCAINE AND MARIJUANA STRAPPED
TO IT.
THAT IS BAD PLANNING.
THEY GOT GREEDY, YOU HAVE TO
SEND TWO PIGEONS.
JAYAR HAS BEEN ON THE
RECORD AS A PIGEON HATER, HE
THINKS THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND
DIRTY.
STOOL PIGEONS OR REAL ONES?
REAL ONES WHO EAT EACH
OTHER'S TOES.
I WENT TO SCHOOL
DOWNTOWN AT USC, PIGEONS ARE
DISGUSTING, I LITERALLY SAW A
PIGEON WITH NO TOES BECAUSE THEY
WERE EATING EACH OTHER'S TOES
BECAUSE THEY ARE DISGUSTING
CREATURES.
HERE, TAKE MY DRUGS, I WANTED
TO TAKE IT OVER THE BORDER.
AND
THEY ARE LIKE, COOL.
THEY ONLY
FOUND ONE, THAT MEANS THIS HAS
BEEN WORKING.
IT'S BEEN GOING
ON.
PIGEONS
ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, I LOOKED
INTO THIS AND CAME ACROSS
AN AWESOME VIDEO FROM A YOUTUBE
CHANNEL CALLED IT'S OKAY TO
BE SMART, AND TAKE A LOOK AT HOW
SMART PIGEONS REALLY ARE.
MOST OF THEIR SKULL IS
EYEBALL.
IF THEY WERE THE SIZE
OF HUMANS THEIR EYES WOULD BE AS
BIG AS GRAPEFRUITS.
THOSE HUGE
EYES HAVE FIVE COLOR RECEPTORS
COMPARED TO OUR THREE, LETTING
THEM SEE THINGS WE CAN'T
IMAGINE.
ONE PIGEON WAS TRAINED
TO REMEMBER 1000 IMAGES.
PIGEONS
CAN PICK OUT A MONET FROM
PICASSO, THEY CAN EVEN JUDGE IF
A DRAWING IS GOOD OR BAD.
THEY
CAN TELL CORRECTLY SPELLED WORDS
AMONG THE SPELLED ONES, AS IF
THEY WEREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH.
THEY CAN EVEN PUT GROUPS OF
OBJECTS IN NUMERICAL ORDER,
WHICH SOUNDS EASY BECAUSE WE ARE
SMART, BUT PIGEONS DO NUMBERS AS
WELL AS MONKEYS.
PIGEON VISION
IS THE BOMB, LITERALLY.
DURING
WORLD WAR II, B.F. SKINNER TRIED
TO TURN THESE BIRDS INTO
WEAPONS, HE TRAINED PIGEONS TO
KEEP AN IMAGE CENTERED ON A
SCREEN BY PICKING AT IT, HE
HOOKED IT UP TO A NAVIGATION
SYSTEM UNLOADED INSIDE OF A
BOMB.
HE WANTED TO CREATE
EXPLOSIVE MISSILES PILOTED BY
KAMIKAZE PIGEONS.
SOMEONE OWES THE PIGEON
COMMUNITY AND APOLOGY.
I'M
CALLING B.S. ON THAT EATING
THEIR TOES CRAP.
THERE WAS ONE WITH A NUB.
FIRST OF ALL WE ELECTED DONALD
TRUMP AND BETSY DEVOS IS OUR
EDUCATION SECRETARY, PIGEONS
AREN'T MAKING THAT MISTAKE.
AND
I WAS JUST READING TODAY, I'M
SURE YOU WERE ALL READING THIS
TOO, ABOUT THE FIRST MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER KILLED IN
WORLD WAR I, BUT WHEN THESE GUYS
ATTACKED IN 
THE ARDENNE FOREST,
IT WAS A TERRIBLE BATTLE AND
THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN TROOPS
WERE KILLED, AMONG THEM THIS
GUY, BUT THEY HAD NO MANNER OF
COMMUNICATION TO GET HELP.
PEOPLE KNEW THEY WERE TRAPPED
BUT THEY COULDN'T TELL THEM
WHERE OR WHAT THEY NEEDED, THEY
WERE CORNERED BY THE GERMANS,
AND THEIR ONLY MANNER OF
COMMUNICATION WAS PIGEONS.
I WAS
READING THAT TODAY, THAT WAS
AMAZING, THEY WOULD SEND A NOTE
AND THE PIGEON WOULD FLY TO THE
RIGHT PLACE AND IF AFTER
DELIVERING THAT NOTE OVER THE
GERMAN LINES THAT PIGEON WANTS
TO EAT ANOTHER PIGEON'S TOES,
HAVE AT IT, HOSS.
AND YOU ARE HATING ON THE
ANCESTORS OF THOSE GREAT
CREATURES.
MESSAGING WITH PIGEONS HAS
BEEN USED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
PIGEONS.
BACK IN THE DAY THE WEALTHY
WOULD ALSO HAVE THESE FANCY
PIGEONS THAT THEY WOULD BREED,
THEY WOULD BREED CERTAIN TYPES
OF PIGEONS TO GET A SPECIAL
PIGEON BREED THAT HAD FANCY
FEATHERS AND STUFF -- I'M
BUTCHERING THIS POINT --
LET'S JUST SAY BETSY DEVOS WAS
TRYING TO BREED PIGEONS.
THAT'S
HOW THE FAMILY MADE THEIR MONEY,
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS TRUE.
THE BEST THING ABOUT USING A
PIGEON IS THEY CAN'T TELL ON
YOU.
YET.
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO POKE OUT
YOUR NAME APPARENTLY.
