hasi ke chakkar mein banaya hai dost
real nai hai kuch
mazaak mein hai sab
hasik.... hasaik chakkar mein na raha
bho***ke
par tu maanta hai ki nai
android waalon ke phone better hotey hain
*(gaaliyon ki baarish)*
Ab bol
 
Ab bol na MADO***D
Shubham ab aur bolenge
nai......
nai ab aur bolenge
nai...
nai iphone ke baare mein aur bolenge mein
naai
 
 
phone ke naye design ki baat karein toh 'Glass even on the Ass'
 
matlab ab tak phone ka screen tutta tha
kyunki wohi kaanch ka tha
 
ab pura phone hi kaanch ka hai
yaani pura phone tutega
aise
thoda jyada hogaya
yeh thik hai
dekha saale shubham...
creativity
 
 
Achcha SIRI..
Shubham ko raat ko 1 baje
cigarette kahaan milegi
SIRI: 'Jeb main nai paanch ka chhutta, 
Ek baje maangenge bhe****d sutta'
Impressive! haan
Aur SIRI......
Mujhe girlfriend kab milegi
Agle saal 30 february ko
30 feb...
30 february toh aati hi nahi
agar headphone jack ki baat karein toh iss phone mein bhi nahi hai
kyunki jack toh titanic ke end mein hi doob ke
marr gaya tha
dekha saaley shubham....
Comedy
 
agar beech sadak pe selfie ke pose deke 
aapka puri tarah
ch****a nahi kat raha tha
toh ab hai Animoji
 
Che****aaa.......
 
Agar apne android waaley friend ko
'Bhakk saaly gareeb mazdur'
kehna chahtey ho
toh lijiye iPhone X
Par Android waaley aapse ek hi baat kahenge
Maidan mein aai jao jaani baat
Maidaan mein aai jao jaani
 
 
