Hey, I was watching
the warm-up thing.
-SPADE: Cool.
-And I remember when we did...
I was the host
of the Young Comedians Special.
-SPADE: Oh, yeah.
-You were like a little...
like, hip embryo.
I didn’t even know who you were.
And we had the coolest cutaway
in the history of comedy.
Usually they go to the crowd.
It’s Todd Bridges
or Jo Anne Worley.
-Remember, we had Bowie
came to the show. -Oh, yeah.
Bowie was in the audience
watching.
-Was he your friend?
-Yeah. Yeah.
It’s just so funny,
they tilted into the crowd,
and you see those two
different eyes, and you think,
-"Geez, that’s David Bowie
in the crowd." -(laughter)
-He liked it, too. -Yeah,
he loved you, he loved you.
That long story was about Bowie
being Dennis’s friend.
(laughter)
Right?
-What...
-That’s a biggie.
If you’re, uh...
if you’re gonna name-drop,
-that one involves a big (bleep)
crane to drop it. -That’s...
Listen, Bowie’s a monster.
I was, uh...
It made me actually
more nervous that night.
-Yeah?
-That he was there watching...
Dennis is like, "Nice show.
Hey, I knew Bowie."
-(laughter)
-SPADE: Yeah.
"So, uh,
go (bleep) yourself, Dave."
Listen, I have
to get to our comedy.
KOY:
All right, go.
Former baseball star A-Rod...
-We on to topics now?
-Huh? Yeah.
-Okay. -It was supposed
to be ten minutes ago.
...had his rental car
broken into,
and thieves made off
with a reported $500,000 worth
of electronics and jewelry.
-Jesus, how much is
the new iPhone? -(laughter)
Um, what do we think of this?
You think this prick
knows Bowie?
(laughter, applause)
-Oh, man.
-Look at A-Rod--
he’s just try...
I guess the vibe on him
is he tries too hard.
You just look at that, I mean,
he’s going out
in the middle of the day.
And why,
when you look like that,
are you still renting cars?
Why don’t you have a...
why don’t you have a driver?
And, you know, and you know
when he goes to fill out
the insurance waiver,
instead of just A.R.,
-he puts A-Rod in there.
-SPADE: Yeah. yeah, yeah.
Initials it that way.
Why doesn’t he just buy
a new car every night?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Buy a new car.
Well, I think A-Rod
is fine as hell, okay?
I think he’s sexy.
Uh, I’m kind of mad
that he left $500,000 worth
of stuff in his car.
I mean, you’re dating
Jenny from the Block.
-Right. -She should teach you
a thing or two
about being in the hood, right?
(laughter)
-I blame Jennifer. -Okay.
-(cheering, applause
All right.
I-I... I call bullshit.
Do you know how much stuff
$500,000...
Do you know how long
that takes to load a car?
-Yes!
-$500,000 worth of shit.
Like, "Hold on,
I got $400,000 worth of shit
to put in the trunk."
-You’re full of shit, A-Rod.
-SPADE: Yeah. I thought
I was the only one with a
diamond-covered battery charger.
(laughter)
No, but one time, Dennis,
I did the Riviera,
um, back in the day,
and, uh, the old comedy club
up there in the top,
and I don’t know...
And (bleep) Lennon was there.
We get it. We get it!
-(laughter)
-(bleep) All right!
