Imagine if you will a man whose life completely sucks.
On the day he is going to change everything around well it turns into a laugh riot of complete chaos.
Welcome to Stretch.
A limo driver absolutely hates the way his life has  turned out but he is going to make some changes
it just happens to be on the most insane and dangerous day of his life.
Now I thought that this was going to be a pretty rough, twisted comedy 
but I had no idea I would be laughing so hard and be surprised so much by this film.
Kevin moved out to LA to be an actor just like everyone does, really.
But he ends up being a limo driver for actually famous people. That's gotta sting!
He's a recovering alcoholic, a recovering coke addict, and he's $6,000 in debt to some very dangerous people.
Instead of digging that hole even deeper he decides time to turn things around and be positive.
He makes this declaration on the worst day of his life. 
He is one mistake away from losing his job and his bookie wants the money he owes by midnight
or some very bad and personal things are going to happen to Kevin.
Well luck finally lands in his lap when Mr. Karos a very eccentric billionaire comes into town needing a driver.
Karos happens to be completely and diabolically insane but he likes Kevin and so he makes him this deal;
if he will drive him around the city and do an errand for him, he will take care of the driver's debt.
Well this errand leads out hero to face off against a giant Russian killing machine
all the wackos and freak jobs that LA has to offer, and he goes up against several law enforcement agencies.
Really, its not a problem. Actually, its a series of very funny problems.
This movie had me laughing so hard I was actually howling.
Now the comedy is on the darker side of things but amid the profanity, insults, and the shocks
are some witty moments, good jokes, and some astonishing performances.
This film really does take a pitchfork and poke at the wicked side of Hollywood.
Actual celebrities appear as themselves just as total maniacs.
Now this is also a Los Angeles that is populated with strange, oddball characters.
but that oddness is never really a distraction. In fact its entertaining and its funny.
even when they go way, way over the top- actually, especially then.
Now toward the end of this movie I had to go to the bathroom like you cannot believe!
But I was laughing so much I just wanted to see how this thing ended and I damn near wet my pants!
The real surprise in this movie is Chris Pine.
He portrays the satanic and vile Karos and your just not going to be ready for him when you see him.
Now your eyes are going to say "Hey! That's Chris Pine! Yeah I know that guy!"
but your brain is going to be going "No! That is NOT James T. Kirk Part 2! I don't know who that is!"
His performance is unlike anything you have seen him do before and he is pure comedic benefit to this film.
One of the characters I love to see in any film is the hero who is desperately trying to do anything they can
to survive the nigh so maybe that's why I liked Stretch so much. No, no there was one other thing-
Oh its a well done comedy that just kept surprising me and I think its going to do  the same for you!
Unless you're a Trekkie. Now if you love Star Trek this is the movie you may want to skip.
Once you see Pine as this evil billionaire you're just not going to be able to accept him as Captain Kirk.
I don't think ever will again.Not Ever.
