Dan- Arin sucks at video games
Arin- Hey i'm grump!
Dan- I'm not so grump!
Both- And we're the game grumps!
Dan- We're gonna finish this shit!
What are you fucking doing! Arin- I don't know!
Dan- Arin!
Arin- I'm sorry! I got greedy...
Dan- Yeah, why wouldn't if one of us have fallen?
Arin- Oh my God. There's the thing over there.
Dan- A-Arin
Dan- (laughing)
Dan- People aren't Gonna read it that closely
Both- (Laughing)
Arin- Welp.
 Dan- God fucking dammit Arin!
Arin- Well at least I can-
Dan- (laughing)
Arin- Let's go ahead and...
Arin- Yaaay... Woah, co- fuck. Woah, what's happening up?
Dan- Oh ok. Oh no! Ok. Woah! Woah!
Dan- There was like an explosion of Mentos!
Dan- And you're like "Oh! It's a fresh maker! I gotta get out of here!"
Boom.
Good job.
Yeah it's just like some- like some complete like dealbreaker, where you're like "Whoa!"
Mmm... Is that what you wanted? (Well... oh no. Oh no.) I don't think you can make it.
HA HA! Oh.... oh....
Umm... (Shit.)
Oh my- (Come on!)
Arin- I mean, I mean... No! It's fine!
Dan- It's your enemy now!
No, no, no! Don't! No... you!
Mario! MARIO!
You did it again!
That ending was kind of straaan...!
Yeah, oh yeah, yep.
(Yep) Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. (Next time on Game Grumps.) How is it that I did it? (I'm tired of this shit) How-
[Unintelligible screams]
[Unintelligible screams and crying]
He's a very clingy one! (Pull yourself together!)
Oh! I hit myself in the face with the wiimote! (I saw that!)
(It was funny!)
Get up! (Okay run! You're probably fine!)
Oh my god! (Ah! That's horrifying!)
Both : AHHH!
Arin : I did the same thing I did before!
God!
Oh no! Get off of me!
God...DAMN it.
All right welcome-
All right here we go, here we go.
Here we go pumping his fist. (Don't think, don't think, don't think, don't think)
Uhhhh.....
Aw come on! Oh, and he killed me! Aw fuck!
To go in the mall first. (Yeah, but then I get to uh...) that's where a helicopter is not! (Yeah but- see it's-) And all the weapons are.
It's dark, you can't see me.
He's- look at the helicopters way over there. Oh, God. (Are you insane?) You know it's dark over here.
You can't see me. Check it. Can you- you can't see me?
Were they competing against each other? Well, yeah, cause figure skating is an individual sport. Oh, I did it.
They're just both Americans- Nicely done!
Woah, woah, (Get those hearts! Get those hearts!) Okay.
Or you're on fire and dead. Yeah, but guess what? Guess what? Check this out: Check what's in my pocket, dog. (What's that?) Check what's in my pocket.
(What's that?) Yo, motherfuckin...
Game over. (Oh...)
Where was the fairy?
All right. (I think it's over here...)
How far away from the end of this game are we? Dude... to be honest man?
I don't fucking know! (Really?) Don't fucking know! I think there's- (We gotta be getting pretty close.) I think there's
...a 120 stars...? (And how many do we haaaaaaa....?)
Alright. I didn't expect that!
All right, here we go.
Being on a fucking wooden plank is certainly the way I'd wanna fight this guy. (Aaaaannnnd... Woo!)
No way! (Yaaaaa!) Awww...
What?!
What?!
...So they were like oh, we got to use some- something else.
Hold on, I'm looking at the agreement. (They used baby diarrhea). No- that I'm looking at the ingredients:
Carbonated water; high fructose; corn syrup.
Baby diarrhea!
Oh!
Arin, there you go (Oh shit.) I'll watch all the weird
Animated movies that no one talks about anymore like Hayden [died] today. He was exactly what I was gonna say!
Whoa, dude! (It was written by Joss Whedon) No... (Yeah.) Wow?
(Okay, oh, come on...) Wow, after all that you just ran face (Really?) first into him!
[derp gibberish]
What THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!
[awkward silence]
[more derp gibberish]
Yeah... it's, it's, uh, it's pretty rough... Whoops!
Aw man, I'm so fucking good at this. (I- it's-) Goddamn it! That's not where I wanted to go!
Oh my God, I'm so fucking good at this.
Tornado town! (There you go.) Oh god, (Okay). oh no. (Okay.) Oh, (Okay... hmmmmm that's a problem.) 
Oh dick. There we go.
Oh, fuck!
Aw, shit!
Aw, jeez.
Aannd... I'm outta there.
Welcome to the 100 motherfucking percent victory episode of the Game Grumps. Yeah
Ah, fuck!
Okay bad- bad moment for many. This is fucked
What the hell is happening?
Check this out, watch this: (Okay)
What? Oh, Arin!
Why? What was that? (I knew a secret)
FuUCK!
FUCK!
it's cool (FUUUUUUUUUCK!)
It's in the center one (Where did it end up?). It's in the center. (Oh go fuck yourself.) No, no-no, it's okay, you can do this, you can do this. (Oh...) It's okay.
It's okay.
Yes, yes, just fall
Just fa-!
NO! (Oh no! no!) Oh my god! Are you (no!) fucking kidding me?! (What happened?) What happened?
Nooo!
Can you just...? Okay good. You don't have to like release it into the air and then catch it? (Yes I-). Oh you do!
Oh, God, no!
Come on, Arin!
That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen you do.
Wing attack? Fuck yeah!
Um yes, I'll fucking learn wing attack, shit. (That's awesome.)
(Look at-) No- No, not flamethrower! OH, FUCK! NO! (Did you fuck it up?) NO!
We should force ourselves to have more moments of awkward silence.
Because we're just so accepting of what the other one says all the time. (Oh, yeah!) It's like...
We never stop to think how fucking batshit crazy it all is.
Nice. (That was a little low.)
Still too low- Arin. (No one does) I don't even know what happened. (Okay).
This guy's climbing up, look at him. Oh
Yeah, look at him come "Yeah I'm gonna- I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up there!" (Here I come! Here I come!)
Oh, shit! Oh fuck!
Arin, are you serious?
Oh, there's a fucking bunny, look at that! Oh, the bunny's in there, haha! See?
Oh, that's the other bunny. (God damn it...) Shhhhit! Fuck, well at least now, I know where all the fucking bunnies are. (Oh boy.) Oh, this level sucks.
(Whoa, your jumping is actually pretty good.) I'm not enjoying this. (Catch four bunnies in four seconds do it!). I can't, I can't, I can't- Oh he's stuck. (Aww...)
Oh my God! (Wow) It's like- Argh! Oh, wow you wasted a lot of star... This was terrible
This was just watching you push snow around.
Call this episode : "The failure of Arin Hanson"
Sandstorm I can't do anything.
(God damn it.) Ohhh.... Oh well next time another (FUCK!)
You don't have any bullets. (God dammit, fuck!)
Got it.
Fuck yeah!
Now I just gotta make sure that I don't fuckin...
...fall in the quicksand.
Look at that, look at that! (Wow!) Are you seeing that?
(Wow!) Are. You. Seeing that (If you nail it...)
(I'll be very impressed-) Oh my God! (OH! DAAMN!) Oh my God!
And I'm a sleepy sheepy! (Bravo, bravo.) Uh oh. (You didn't get it. Oh my God.)
Perfectly centered, and then away he stopped wait hold on I have my dafuq. God you motherfucker
I took the fucking bomb this is oh
Well well
Just lie down here for a second. [I] don't know why me saying you gotta like it reminded me of that song [noir] oh
Shit, well while you're um
While you're dropping your power deuce
um
Are you hurting right? Now? Yeah, you know I want to get out of here. Oh boy. That's not good
[I'm]
[not]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, there's nothing oh
[Minja] around our little break. [oh], you're on your ship break yeah, and
She was like so I had this dream. Uh are you fucking kidding me what we're fucking fairies. Oh
boy, whoa yes huh extra Canada, [maybe]
Nova she's not looking
Oh, you got North Carolina, Emma now. I can't afford it. Oh that's right. I have to auction it
What does that mean it means that everybody else has a chance to win it? Oh, I'd like to win it, please
Mom [shelling] let's go
[alright], so
What's happening? What's happening? Uh we're just building just hit a tab it on [it]
Mine, it's mine. No, fuck you. It's mine. How cute mine
you
Want it want property want it [all] [right] take it?
Oh, damn, it rick. My risky business is gonna. Take it from out from under you. No, I didn't oh shit
I
Didn't mean that. Uh it was the motion what the fuck
I can't afford old for too much money to the guy with not enough money, [huh]?
You're Gonna have to sell some shit
Are you fucking serious dude?
You gotta give up on your problem dude
That is bullshit. You shouldn't have fucking kept hittin a like a lunatic. I don't think so though Aaron
Don't you think that scenario would be great?
Okay
It's the other way. It's the back way. Oh, fuck um fuck
Dog to the last right [dog] dude. No no
No
No
Oh, I really gotta take this seriously. I might get a game over okay?
We got a ross believes in me yeah, russ please and you've got one more shot. Oh, okay with our [awesome] magic
This is the Ross shot. This is the one Ross
No
Oh over [then] goddamn it. Just gonna keep dropping bowels
Why don't I just stand there? Yeah? I don't know. I'm an idiot that's [wondering] stupid okay. It's fine
[okay], shit. Oh shit
It's fucking dog right here. Oh oh
Shit, I'm screwed. It's all gone about of Magic and life [fuck] oh
God oh, God oh, God
Well hold on. I'm gonna do this shit watch this no no, no don't follow me kill wall master
Yeah, check it [out] lucky grab the bomb oh my God what oh my God duality of our of everything yeah?
duality of existence whoops
[wow], you just kick the coconut over that they haven't ran into it. No. Give me some sucky first, okay, all right forceps quick. Hey
Go for Sap fuck suit sucky forceps, but get [damnit] [damnit]
horses fuck suture [Lie] flat sutures
Good
luck
She's fine
Yeah, it's because I mean it's because somebody fucking
Was yelled at a thousand times in there when they were killed. I really really do [silius] death yet careful
Oh, what'd I just say come on? Oh Jesus?
She is no around me. What the fuck good fucking God damn it
So [feed] brain uh-huh I'll probably be able to teach you some cool stuff really
Yeah, like it being able to hit the same chatter ball five times interrupts
What the fuck it hit me in the balls dude really screwed the [pooch] [that] no
I should get a point for that why for taking damage, okay?
taking one for the team
Do you what the fuck facing the wrong way? No it [wasn't] okay facing the good way it was not
Damn, it damn it. It hit me in the balls again. [I] can't stop won't stop you have to aim it like towards the racket
know
What it should say now you don't beat this level. [I] have zero respect for you fuck. Yeah, [fuck] zero
Respect that's all I got
son of a bitch one more oh
shit that guy [ou]
Should stop him from doing that [oh]
Right get up there dude mele shot can look like mites [you]
[know] I mean okay shit. Why am I doing what I'm doing right now?
I don't know have lots of shit on you into the old [Ja]. God
Well, this is a disaster in a little sloppy. Oh, Jesus. [oh]
[no], how are you? There's many things happening right now that I don't approve on
I can't believe
I can't believe you survived that [oh]
No, oh my son next time on game [grubbs]. Where's this green ball Gonna go?
God damn it now. It's harder fuck damn it
Fuck yeah, why not? Well I hope this works out. [oh], oh no. Oh, no
Fuck off you fucking clam. Why would it fucking God? It's so bullshit. [I] think just fuck
Alright hate it. Oh my God now. I'm dead because of this stupid fucking clam
Oh there goes mary. Why do you keep jumping all the time you fucking freak?
[I]
Know he's doing it. Oh fuck. He's doing it. Oh
Shit, [dammit] fucked Mom straight fucked I gotta get the [fuck] here. Yeah
[God] damn holy, sh. Yeah. I'm right in the fucking gallon dude
Okay
Imma fumbling oh God oh, God oh, God
Okay, it's it's heart surgery doctor. Please be more [careful]. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm doing my best
I mean it is not good enough. Oh, you know what I need to bio gel heard her line ah
[Goddamnit], [I'm] the worst doctor
Honestly, she's all I don't know what's getting into me
Forward for come on come on dude. Hold it up - come on you fucking PC. Hook. Go. This is hard to watch go
Go are you serious? Oh?
Hold it
I'm trying you fucking you ain't up doing it. Why aren't you doing it?
I'm doing the best I can oh she's gonna die because now I'm gonna simulator doesn't work
Diagram what was wrong
oh
Okay, there you go
Huh operation failed for some reason as like our gamegrumps experience wow oh no
I like the noise it makes oh
[giggling] oh my wake uh-oh. Oh, it's big
Wonder if the giant, I'll take him out really oh, yeah, oh
Hello, Jaya
[that] was the worst outcome y'all gonna get five peaches. Oh, yeah, five beaches. Oh shit
Brilliant Weenie
Where you know I don't think that's true. Okay. Should I be able to shouldn't be jumping right now
Good come the fuck on how the hell do I get back over there if I can't fucking jump?
[God] [damn] [it]. Jesus. Just just lucky job
God fucking damn dude. This is uh just let me one of the hardest things I've ever had to watch shut up
Well, you got on there I know but I can't it won't let me go up there cuz I fucking they just oh
Aaron Aaron Yeah Kelan, La I did it I did it
Yeah
He's like no one want a beer fine and your dad
I'm dog house. Oh sure [dog] fuck get off the phone dawn. Oh shit. Uh your dumbass dog. [oh]
Got him. Oh shit dog. [oh] God, so I'm out of bullets. Oh, this is really bad
This isn't going as well as I'd hoped
[alright], well oh gee. Oh shit another dog attack bang [bang]. Oh shit. He's got me dude
You're hurting, but I'm getting all fucked up from a dog oh
Caution I got I got orange cautions fine, Santa. Oh, God damn it. Don't use the fucking shit
That's been [set] a thousand today. All you have to say is dude. I'm sorry sigh, Rosalina. [oh]
[no], Aaron you greedy fucking bastard [you're] like. Oh, there's the end. There's the princess. There's the TSAr no
I need three coins
Oh, yeah, cool. I'll just throw it
Neat bro. It's not what I wanted to do, but it did it how come there's not like a thing
That's like just drop it if it's if it's trying to be so helpful [all] [right] time to go
Whoopee. Fuck it whoa. I'm so alive
You know okay?
Fuck you. Fuck fuck you dog hug hug, okay? [oh]
I don't myself. [oh], [god]. [oh], [God], so I'm moving [fuck] [oh]. God. Oh that's a
You died is it a groove just calmly going through a rainbow in the sky this this is wonderful
[this] [is] I guarantee you this is not a [calm] level [oh]
This is a horrible thing to have happen
you
