Asalamu Alikum' guys and welcome to Smile2jannah's very own roundup of the
week's news (oh yes- in urdu) this week in the dunya
All right guys first bit of news last
episode we explained how Nicki Minaj has
been invited by Saudi Arabia to shake her
bits and bobs about yeah... but now it's
transpired that Nicki Minaj has canceled
her show in Saudi, citing LGBT and
women's rights.
Alright, let me get this straight- a woman that's
made a career from changing her body,
from flaunting that very body and
shaking her bits and bobs... is defending
women's rights?
That's like Donald Trump leading
the next Eid prayer mate (Oh yes, bismillah)
All I'm gonna say to that is there's
probably gonna be a few to tajweed
mistakes and let's face it, everybody's
gonna have to repeat their salaah because
he probably forgot to do wudu
I saw this tweet which was quite profound. Nicki
stuck to her principles and because of
those very principles she sacrificed the
money that she would have received by
headlining at Riyadh. But Saudi on the
other hand sacrificed their religious
beliefs for the dollar and a dime. Who
came across looking better over here?
Alright let's move on to News number two yeah? Our mate Tommy Robinson
my name is Tommy Robinson
is back in prison- yeah that's
right- he's like a fish that's returned
back to the water
na that doesn't sound right... he
sounds like a donkey that's returned back to the field
Yeah that's better- now being the
drama queen that he is
I feel like I'm two days away from being sentenced to
death (you're finished) in the UK
he's being paranoid that if he goes to prison (you're finished) he's gonna die mate
so he started begging and pleading with
the United States to accept him as an immigrant
Today I'm calling on the help of Donald Trump, his
administration and the Republican party to
grant me and my family political asylum
in the United States of America
now this
is ironic considering this guy is very
outspoken against immigrants- now you
know how it feels- and you know what mate
you don't mention: 1948 the British
Nationality Act where former subjects of
the British Empire were encouraged to
come and settle in this country
well, after they had emptied their countries
so I mean they had nothing left so I
mean it was the least that could be done.
As he was begging and pleading Donald Trump
Donald Trump was too busy blocking
people on Twitter mate- but anyways the
courts ruled they can't ban people on
Twitter- freedom of speech and all that isn't it?
we loved the United States.
Moving on to the next bit of news Ronaldinio, yeah,
this guy has got a five million dollar
mansion and he keeps both of his
girlfriend's in his mansion, in two
different rooms mate and he has time
with both of them, gives them both gifts,
he's very similar to Islam where when
you marry them that's it they have
rights now yeah and you are forced by
your religion to give them both your
rights otherwise there's gonna be
consequences. Ronaldinio here
didn't really have consequences so six
years later he got rid of one of them,
but those of you that are watching going
"ha, backwards, barbaric, bums" na mate calm down
yeah, because according to a UK study the
average sexual partner that a person
will have in the UK is about two to four
yeah and it goes even up to nine in some
cases. Over here a person will go around
you know doing their thing like a
chicken wing- are using and then
discarding using and discarding... in Islam
it says look, there is a need and this is
the way you fulfill the need. You make
sure no one gets hurt.
Khalas.
And the final bit of news guys
this is a belter mate. I'm sure
you guys are aware of the two million
Uighur Muslims that are
being held in re-education, detention
anti-terrorism, concentration camps in
China yeah... lots of terminology being
used yeah, what's emerged is 22
Western countries have condemned it yeah,
but now 37 countries which include
Pakistan, Oman, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, UAE
have said- you know what what China is
doing is fine- let's be a bit realistic
over here. The West is supporting the
Uighur cause because they're against
China, China's been a thorn in the
backside of the West for a very long
time, so any excuse to cuss China they'll
jump on that. I mean if human rights was
such a a big cause you'd see
countries interfering in Kashmir,
millions of Rohingya have been displaced
why is no one doing anything? It's
because there's no benefit there, if you
look in the Congo yeah, if you look
inside African countries they'll be
civil war going on for god knows how
long, no one's interfering there. Some Muslim
countries like Pakistan they can say- you
know what we've got a very strong
relationship with China blah blah blah
blah so it's mainly economic reasons
because China is a very good strategic
partner when it comes to the economy. But
either way guys whether you're doing it
from the West for political reasons or
you're doing it from the east for
economic reasons bottom line is, 2 million
Muslim Uighur suffering... there is no
political or economic reason to justify that.
All I can say is, may Allah guide
our rulers that are blind to the
suffering of our brothers and sisters
and if they are not to be guided
may Allah replace them with someone better
because there's a lot going on and stuff
like this is clear-cut me you know I
mean?
Anyways guys let's leave it there for now.
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