- Rihanna is the star of
game one of the NBA Finals
as she heckles Kevin Durant,
bows down to King James,
and calls a Warriors fan a bitch.
Plus, a body shamer is fired
for calling Rihanna fat.
Hey guys, it's Emily
with your most necessary
story of the day, and
after a photo surfaced
of Ri looking curvy and hot in denim,
some dude bro from the dude
bro site Barstool Sports
called her fat.
Writer Chris Spags titled his piece,
is Rihanna going to make
being fat the new trend?
The internet went wild,
the site has apologized,
and Chris has been suspended
from blogging for dude bro sports.
Rihanna isn't worried though,
she has those court side seats in Oakland
as Steph Curry and the
Warriors blew out LeBron James
and the Cavs in game
one of The NBA Finals,
despite LeBron throwing
down one of the best dunks
of the season.
Rihanna let King James know
she recognizes royalty,
giving him a full bow
and then throwing a dab
to a GS fan who yelled at her to sit down.
There's also some controversy
over Ri yelling brick
as GS star Kevin Durant went
to the free throw strike.
Complex, however, has
investigated this conspiracy,
and I identified Rihanna's
assistant Jen Rosales
as the one yelling brick.
After the game, Kevin Durant also claimed
he doesn't remember this moment
when Rihanna was giving him
those dagger eyes.
I wonder if he remembers when
Drake tried to hip check him.
- I don't give a damn
about no damn Drake night.
- Well, despite the blowout,
Rihanna didn't exit peacefully.
Long live the king.
