-I have an idea for a show
about a teacher named Art.
I call that one "Art School."
And one about a Jewish guy
who opens an ice cream parlor.
That one's called
"Ice Cream Cohen."
And a drama about two cops -
one named Cash
and one named Carrie.
I don't have a title
for that one.
But then also --
-Kenneth!
Can I offer you a libation
I have champagne, vodka,
absinthe.
-Fruit punch, please.
-Right.
You'll excuse me,
I'll go slip into something
a little more comfortable.
-Like in the movies.
So, Mr. Banks...
what brings you to New York?
-Oh, just making the rounds.
-What projects are you
working on near/long term?
Oh, my.
That's an awful short robe
-I know.
I had to cut it down myself.
[ Sighs ]
Oh, Kenneth.
You know, I was a page.
And when I was in the program,
we'd give each other a hand.
Can you give me a hand,
Kenneth?
-For a fellow page, anything
-Great.
Tell me about Jack Donaghy
-I want you to tell me
everything that happened
last night.
-The curtains open on a group
of chorus line dreamers
in 1970s leotards.
Five, six --
-Stop that.
I'm not talking about the show
The only reason I sent you
to Banks was to get information.
Why were you telling him
anything?
-I'm sorry, sir.
I had to keep talking
just to stop him
from putting his fingers
in my mouth.
-Kenneth, you are
the worst gay bait ever.
-You used me?
-For television, Kenneth.
I humiliated you for television.
-Like on "What's Happening!!
when that man used Rerun
to bootleg
that Doobie Brothers concert
-Exactly.
And I need to humiliate you
again.
I've got a very important
meeting coming up,
and Banks cannot be there.
-And you want me to kill him
-No.
I need you to distract him
You've got to make sure
he doesn't leave
that hotel room
tomorrow morning.
-I'll do it.
Just like Sydney Bristow
on "Alias,"
I'll use my sexuality
as a weapon.
To the wig shop!
-Karate.
Karate!
Karate!
[ Knock on door ]
Kenneth.
What are you doing here?
-Well, I was
in the neighborhood.
Hm.
Do you want me to dance for you?
-Yeah, that's the business
[ Exhales sharply ]
Man. Yeah.
-Traffic on the 2.
Top deck of the GW bridge...
-Yep.
Touch your belt buckle.
Oh, touch the peacock.
-Construction on the Merritt..
-Oh, you're a peacock.
-The time is now 7:52.
-7:52?
You warlock.
You came to entrance me.
Donaghy sent you.
