- I swear I'm not drunk.
Open your eyes.
- I can't.
- We look like foot mimes.
- Ooooh.
- So good.
( dramatic inhaling)
- Who has time for this?
(upbeat music)
- You guys welcome back to Beauty Break,
Today Lauren Pall is joining us.
- I am honored to be here everybody.
- You are because we're
doing an episode basically
based around your special talent.
- Drinking wine.
- So we're going to dive
into the wine beauty industry
which I didn't even know was like a thing.
- Of course they go hand
in hand, why wouldn't they?
- Do you use any of these products?
- I use this one?
- Cheers!
- You have to look at me
when you cheers.
- No way?
- It's bad luck.
- No!
- Yes!
- I have to look
at you?
- Yeah.
We have to make eye contact.
- What if there are
multiple people?
I have to look at all of them
at once?
- You pick your favorite.
The whole reason we're going
to do wine beauty products is
because there are ingredients in red wine
that are really good for your skin.
That's why like three out of four doctors
recommend a glass of red wine...
A day.
- Did you make that up?
- Don't Google it.
- So I feel we should start
with this little mask.
This is a botanic fiber facial mask,
made with red wine and retinol.
It's also called Happy Hour,
which I feel like is like
very appropriate.
- Cute!
Ad it helps you minimize
the signs of aging.
- So you know why you won't find any
white wine?
(hiccuping)
Wow!
- Oh sorry, again.
One sip!
- I'm really...
Okay so the reason these are
all red wine infused products
is because white wine only
uses the juice from the grapes
and red wine is made from
like the seed and the skin
and that's where all the good stuff is.
We're going to put that
on our bodies.
- [Woman] All these.
So could you eat this mask
and get a little tipsy?
- You could probably eat
this mask and get tipsy
and have to go to the
hospital simultaneously.
- This actually.
- Hm
This smells really good.
- This smells really good.
- Jinx.
- Jinx!
- You owe me a glass of wine.
So you're not supposed to put
red wine directly on your skin
because it would dry
it out, which sometimes
you know...
- Have you tried that?
- Maybe, it's possible that
I know that from experience.
Okay so.
- Great.
I wish this was like red, right?
Wouldn't it make it more fun if it was
like red or rosé color?
- Yeah, maybe they didn't want it to
look like a blood facial.
- Wouldn't this be cool if you
could bypass all the calories
and alcohol just by putting it straight
on your face like this?
Like if we went to happy hour
like this and we were like,
"haha, suckers!"
Like, "I'm getting Lit!"
Can you even see this?
Oh my God, are you doing that on purpose?
- No, I'm just breathing.
I am breathing on purpose
because I have to, to survive.
- You're sucking it in your nose.
(laughing)
- I mean I feel it, but like is it weird?
- Erin.
- Mmmm?
Do you know what's better than
a red wine mask for your face?
- What?
- A red wine mask for your dirty feet.
- I feel like we're like
Bert and Ernie of like
(laughing)
freaky Beauty Break.
- Ernie?
You ate the banana?
- Well I got hungry Bert.
- Okay for your feet.
- It's made in Korea.
- But there's pictures, that
tell you exactly what to do.
Step one, own a foot.
Step two put it onto your foot.
I don't know what step three is?
- Step three is like put it on better.
(laughing)
More?
Step four is like
- Have a good foot again.
Are we sure these aren't the gloves?
- These look like those dollar
store rubber gloves that
you use to wash your dishes.
- It looks like a chef's hat or
like a gobble gobble gobble.
(ugly laughing)
- How am I supposed to put this on?
- I think something's growing in there.
- That's as good as they're going to get.
(ugly laughing)
- What is this one?
- I don't know.
(laughing)
- I know it's gross.
- Get in there.
- Oh no I'm cramping.
(laughing)
Oh God.
You ever get charlie-horses in your toes?
We look like foot mimes.
(laughing)
- Okay, because our other appendages
are feeling very jealous of us.
- Let's get handsy.
- I also have an
additional wine hand pack.
- Okay, what do these instructions say,
they say one put your hand like this.
Two.
- oh, 'apposed to put this
over this.
- Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait, did we
miss something in the foot?
Oh yes, remember we were like
- Do we put?
- What's the second sock?
We missed a sock.
- There's no sock in there.
- Yes, mm-hmm.
- No!
- Yep, right here.
Are we supposed to put
these over?
- Yeah.
- Who has time for this?
- I have really big hands.
- Whoa, you have really small hands.
- This is the other foot one.
Okay, lets move on to
something else, shall we?
What are you feeling Lauren?
- Oh I'm drunk.
- Are you feeling an
overnight super antioxidant
recovery serum that's called,
"Wine down", great pun.
- How wet is it?
Can we take a break from wetness?
- Well it's 5.8 times more antioxidants.
- That's not what I asked.
- Oh this is 5.8 times
more antioxidant capacity
than leading department
store moisturizers.
Because it's got all the
wine resvinetrol in it.
- (mouthing) I don't know what that's all.
- Res- vinetrol- vigatrol.
- [Woman] Resveratrol.
- Resveratrol.
I did a voiceover commercial
for resveratrol once.
So this is just a serum.
I love serums, I'm very
into serums right now.
(chugging wine)
Oooh, look at that.
It's very wine-looky, it's very earthy.
- It looks like caramel.
- Yeah it does.
- What wine looks like that?
Ew, eeeeeeeeuw.
(laughing)
Oh my God that is straight up caramel.
Butter scotch
- Yeah.
Butter beer.
- What does it smell like?
- Ooh it smells really nice.
- It's very hydrating
- Here I'll just
hydrate my hand.
- Yeah, it's very nice like serums are not
supposed to be heavy, they're
supposed to be just like
light.
- Brown?
- (under breath) I don't know Lauren.
I feel like its time for
some face oil, Lauren.
- I'm going to do wine oil.
You can use it am or pm,
just like regular wine.
- Oh that's pretty.
- This is really pretty.
This looks like a bottle of rose.
Okay, I'll put this on my
face, ooh you know what,
I smell like,
(sniffing) like grandma's...
- Oooh.
- Nothing you can say
- What's this stuff
after that is going to sound
very good.
- What's this stuff in a?
- Ooh, (sniffing), ooh, (sniffing)
it kind of also smells like apple pie.
That's why it reminds me of grandma.
- Oh my gosh it smells like Christmas.
- This is very nice.
What does this do?
So this has grape seed oil, reserv-
- Resveratrol.
- Resveretra, grape seed oil.
Cine-man-e-mum.
- Cardenaman?
- Cene-mom-mam.
(giggling)
- I swear I'm not drunk.
- So we've been talking
about resveratrol a lot,
like we actually know
what we're talking about
but we kind of do.
So you can get resveratrol in grapes,
you can also take resveratrol
like pills and supplements
and drinks.
Like it's in wine and so its
infused with this as well.
- It reverse the appearance
of fine lines, wrinkles
and other visible signs of aging
while nourishing it to increase radiance
and improve elasticity.
- I want to burn this as a candle.
- Wow, that'd be a huge waste.
- So next up is our
wine box of soap, everyone.
It's made in 2003, so it's a nice vintage.
- Oh wow, vintage soap does it expire?
That looks a little crusty.
- Oh, all soap is crusty,
you know what I mean?
- (mouths) No.
- It's nice to know that
this doesn't have wine in it,
but it has wine scents.
- That's not nice to know.
- It's helpful.
- This smells like laffy taffy.
♪ Girl shake that laffy taffy ♪
- Oh it does.
- That's the name of the candy
right?
- Yeah, it does
smell like laffy taffy.
- Eat it, let me know if it is.
- (licking) It's not.
- Let's move on to some
wine products that have...
(gasping)
- What is?
- Oooooh, this is Hask.
Hask.
- Oh I love Hask.
- I think.
- Is it Husk?
- Let's do both versions,
let someone else, reveverda.
Oooh this is by Husk!
- Husk!
- I love Husk.
- We love Hask.
- Husk.
- And Hask.
So I knew, I've heard of this because
they have a rosè themed haircare line.
And this is leave-in conditioner,
rosè wine it's called
unwined.
- That's cute, that's a really
good wine.
- Color protection!
- I love that it says, "Caution,
(gasps)
- this is not a food
do not consume."
- This has wine extract and resveratrol.
- I will say you can use
this on wet or dry hair.
- Oh, I was like what, salads?
I'm going to use rosé
and you're going to use.
(pumping)
- Ah, there she goes.
- Which ones that one?
Red wine.
- Red wine.
- We don't know which variety of red.
So I wonder if this is like,
so it's a protector.
- Ooooooh.
Oh that's so nice, Lauren.
- I can't, all I smell is the apple pie.
- (sniffing)
- Oooooooh.
- It's so good.
(hard inhaling)
- Wow!
- Wow!
- This kind of smells
like men's cologne to me.
- Can I smell this one?
(sniffing)
- Ooh, that's different than mine.
Smell mine.
(sniffing)
- Oooh.
- They're different, good
cause they should be.
They're literally
different products.
- Do you like mine better?
Or yours better?
- No I like mine cause
it's rosè and it's just
very on-brand for me.
- Okay.
- Ding!
- What did you hand me this for?
- We're going to take
off our under eye makeup.
This is not a wine product,
but we have to prepare
ourselves, for our next wine excursion.
- You know what's interesting
I used to have this.
I got it in some kit, it's called
a Photo-op under eye brightener.
These are really hard to find.
They're for dark circles under your eye
and it has red wine extract.
- Extract.
- Shhhhhhh.
This is from Smashbox,
it's really hard to find.
So if you find some,
my address is...
Here, I'll do you, you do me.
- Okay.
- Okay, how much?
Oh, okay.
So it's like, it's pasty like,
like my canvas.
- Like I am.
(laughing)
- Okay and then maybe
you, okay open your eyes.
- I can't.
- Okay do you feel?
- I feel like that's a lot.
- It definitely is on that side.
- Does this look like it's
a little smidged too much?
- You gotta rub it in.
Can you put it on me?
- Here.
- I don't think it's going to
match my skin tone.
- Is that a color, does it have to match?
- It has a color.
- Oh it sure does.
Ooooh, you're way more tan than I am.
- Well it's going to make
my under eye look brighter.
- Come look at me, yes.
- Kay.
- Yes this looks really mmmh.
It'll blend, it'll blend.
- I love...
Wine.
I don't know where I was going with that.
So Tart has a really cute lip
and brush set called Wine Not?
And I'm going to help, Oh my God!
- Oh that's so cute!
- Did not know it looked like this.
- Hear-taaaah.
- Heart, why do you say it
like it has two syllables?
- I just like saying it
that way.
- This is the cutest
makeup brush I have ever seen.
- And it's really soft.
This is shaped like a wine glass
and this is shaped like a wine bottle.
- This is so cute.
It's really cute, I don't
even want to use it.
It's like one of those
things like you can buy the
cool cup of Coca Cola cans that sits on
your grandma's shelf for like 30 years,
cause just, it's cool.
(laughing)
- Yes?
- Let me blend.
- But what does this
have to do with each other?
- I don't know wine not.
Erin?
They're just cute.
I would buy this
like Christmas gift.
- Get out!
- Okay, cute.
- Does that have wine in it?
They're just cute
trinkets.
- These are just wine
infused in their design.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's really cute
marketing, mmmm, mmmmmmmmm!
I don't really wear a lot
of lip gloss, generally.
- Oh that's nice.
- It is nice.
- Wow, put it in your pants,
you can take that home.
That's the rule.
- I was like...
If you put it in your pants, it's yours.
- Okay so since I have this on my lips
I figured I would
share this with you.
- Okay, thanks.
This is Bite Beauty.
You know we went to Bite lab
- Wow.
and made lipsticks with them.
And this is a lipstick that's infused with
15 ml of resveratrol.
(ping sound)
This is the equivalent
of 15 glasses of wine.
You can't really consume it,
so what good is 15 glasses
of wine if you can't actually like
put it in your belly?
- Listen,
15 glasses of wine is not good
for anyone in one sitting.
- But we're about to put it on our lips,
well you are.
- Okay, agave lip mask
with 15 glasses of wine.
Okay, oooooh.
- Whooooo.
It's like wow, it's
really brightly colored.
It smells real good.
You know where this is going.
Tuck that right in there.
- Ooooooh.
- Yeah, its nice right?
- Yeah.
- It tastes good.
- Taste it!
- Mmmmm, I thought about it.
- So we made it.
- Caber-yay!
We did it.
(laughing)
I think the rosè leave-in
conditioner is my favorite.
- Oh I was going to say that.
But you did stash a Tart
brush in your pants.
- And a lip mask in my bra.
- So I'm going to take this serum home.
I know you didn't like the color,
but I feel like.
- Oh yeah, you can put
it on your ice cream.
- I really liked that,
I really liked also the
- The spray.
- The spray.
- This stuff.
- The Hask.
- The Husk.
- Hask.
- Spray.
- Spray.
- Ssk.
- But I really liked the
things that I took today.
- Fine, me too I really liked.
(laughing)
Really liked the things
I took today as well.
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