
Spanish: 
hola soy german y te apuesto esta correa de perro a que en tu casa hay gravedad
*musica cool de intro*
hola
como ustedes ya se habran dado cuenta yo soy hombre
emm estas seguro
obvio que si
esque no te ves muy masculino que digamos ni
¡Que soy hombre !
uy ya se enojo , deseguro esta en sus dias
como dije, soy hombre y lo he sido toda la vida
asi que ya me acostrumbre a serlo
pero eso no quiere decir que siempre me guste serlo
porque ser hombre tiene sus desventajas
por ejemplo somos el sexo fuerte
tenemos que hacer todo el trabajo pesado
si hay que mover un mueble de la casa
el hombre
 
hay que cambiarle la rueda al auto
el hombre
Hay que destapar la taza del baño
El hombre
ok yo no hago ninguna de esas cosas, pero DEBERIA
y las mujeres
abusan de que somos el sexo fuerte
abusan de que somos recios
FUERTES
y musculosos
bueno algunos hombres
pero si abusan o acaso nunca an tenido una pelea asi osea
PORQUE SIEMPRE LLEGAS TARDE A LA CASA deja de pgar
te dije que hoy iríamos a la casa de mi mamá
me tienes aburrida de que no me prestes a..ten..cion
te la pasas con tus AMIGOTES
aaaaaaa
me tienes aburrida tonto TONTO
oye yaaa
me golpeaste

English: 
Hello, I'm German and I bet you this dog leash that there's gravity in your house.
"Disadvantages of being a man".
Hi, as you might have noticed, I'm a man.
Are you sure?.
Of course I am.
It's just that you don't look very masculine.
I'M A MAN!.
He's mad now, he's probably in his period.
Like I said, I'm a man and I've always been.
So I'm used to it.
But that doesn't mean that I always like being one.
Because it has it disadvantages.
For example, we're the strong gender.
We have to deal with all the hard work.
If you have to move furniture,
we do it.
Change a tire.
We do it.
Unclog the toilet,
we do it.
Ok, I don't do any of those, but I should!.
And women abuse the fact that we are the strong gender.
They abuse the fact that we are fit, strong and husky.
Well, some men.
But they do abuse.
Or have you never had a fight like this one?
Why do you always get home so late?.
I told you that we'd go to my mother's house today!.
I'm tired of you not ever paying any attention!.
You're always with your friends!.
I'm tired of you!.
Stupid!
Stupid!.
Hey stop it!.
You hit me.

Spanish: 
TE VOY A DEMANDAR
ellas pueden golpearnos todo lo que quieran
pero si nosotros les damos un pequeño diminuto golpecito
es el fin del mundo
una ves yo andaba con alguien que me golpeaba con un bate
y yo no podía hacer nada al respecto
NA mentira
si no me golpeaba con un bate o
me golpeaba con un palo con clavos
otra desventaja es que somos totalmente controlables
una mujer puede hacernos hacer lo que quiere cuando quiera
solo tiene que usar la palabra mágica llamada sexo
si ella dise esa palabra
nos convertimos automáticamente en pequeñas marionetas
oyeeee
dime
estaba pensando que podíamos ir un rato a la habitacion
a que
aaaaaah... ya tu sabee
hay no se no, no tengo ganas
yapueeee lblblblb
mira si limpias el departamento puede que me de ganas
okey
ya vamos a la habitacion
ammm..... no mejor otro dia bay
no importa cuantas veces la aga
seguimos callendo en la misma trampa
ESTUPIDO CHANGO

English: 
I'm suing you!.
They can hit us all they want,
But if we give them a teeny tiny push,
it's the end of the world.
Once I dating someone who hit me with a baseball bat
and I couldn't do anything about it.
Nah, she didn't hit me with a bat.
She'd hit me with a stick with nails in it.
Another disadvantage is that we're completely controllable.
A woman can make us do whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
She just has to use that magic world called "SEX".
If she says that word,
we automatically turn into little puppets.
Hey.
Yeah?.
I was thinking we could go to the bedroom for a while.
What for?.
You know.
I don't know, I don't feel like it.
Come on.
Look, if you clean the apartment, I might want to.
Ok.
Ok, should we go to the bedroom?.
Another day, bye!.
No matter how many times they do it, we always fall in that trap.
Stupid monkey!.

English: 
Or for example, the stereotype that the man has to be a "macho".
A "guardian".
Let's say you have a girl at home at night.
And you hear a noise.
The man is the one who has to go check.
And if you don't go, there's always someone who says:
"You don't have balls".
WTF?.
The girl didn't go either and I don't see anyone saying
"You don't have ovaries".
Another disadvantage is that we can't be flirty.
And if you can, is because your an effeminate that likes 8 footer big men.
What do I mean?.
Imagine you're driving your car.
I don't have a car.
Imagine you're driving your bike.
And there's a cop that wants to give you a speeding ticket.
If I were a girl, I would do something like this.
Miss, do you know how fast you were going?.
I really don't know.
You were going faster than 120 in an area of 100 km ph.
Oh handsome, I didn't notice.
I'm gonna have to give you a speeding ticket, I'm sorry.
Don't get angry or you get wrinkled.
And we don't want that pretty face to get all wrinkled, do we?.
How fit, do you go to the gym?.
Yeah actually I go on my spare time.
You can tell.
Ok, I wont give you a ticket but this can't happen again, ok?
Thank you very much, cutie!.
Bye!.
Flirty girls never get tickets!.
That's completely unfair.

Spanish: 
o por ejemplo el estereotipo de que el hombre tiene que ser el macho
el protectorr
digamos que estascon una chica en tu casa y es de noche
y es de noche y escuchan un ruido
el que tiene que ir a investigar siempre es el hombre
y si no vas no falta el que dice ¡UHHH! no tienes pelotas
WTF!!! la mujer tampoco fue y no veo a nadie diciéndole ¡UHHH! no tienes OVARIOS!!!
otra desventaja es que no puedemos ser coquetos
y si los eres es xq eres un afeminado
que le gustan los negros de 2 metros a que me refiero
imagina que vas manejando tu auto
*no tengo auto*
imagina que vas manejando tu bicicleta
y aparece un policía que te quiere poner un ticket por exceso de velocidad
si yo fuera mujer haría algo así
sonido de policia
señorita sabe a que velocidad iba
y la verdad no se
iba a mas de 120 en una zona de 100 km/h
ay guapo no me di cuenta
voy a tener que ponerle un ticket lo siento
ay pero no se enoje que se arruga
y no queremos que esa cara tan bonita se arruge
jejeje bueno
mmmmmm que musculos vas al gimnasio guapo ?
si de hecho voy en mis tiempos libres
mmmmmm se nota
okkk mira no te voy a poner un ticket
pero que no se vuelva a repetir ok ?
ahyyy muchas gracias guapo bye ^^
las chicas coquetas nunca reciven tickets
y eso es una total injusticia

Spanish: 
yo una vez intete hacer lo que hacen estas mujeres
no me fue muy bien
sabia usted que hiba a exceso de velocidad
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

English: 
I once tried to do what these women do.
Didn't go very well.
Did you know you were driving over the speed limit?.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
"Alright, do what women do..
compliment her and she'll forgive you.
Nice boobies.
She gave me a ticket, took my license away and sued me for sexual harassment.
Moral of the story, don't be a man.
Again with the subject with men being the "guards".
It also means that we have to make sacrifices.
And they put that in our heads since we're little.
For example, let's think about all the Disney movies princesses.
The princess is the main character,
and the prince the secondary character.
Less important than the fucking talking lamp.
Given that the prince is the one that does ALL the work.
Meanwhile the princess sits there waiting to be rescued.
My princess, I've come to your rescue.
My prince, to rescue me, you have to kill the dragon!.
Go through the desert and fight 50.000 men.
Then you must find the ring protected by a 30 mt high snake.

English: 
Then, you must come back, save me, and we'll be together forever.
Ok, and what are you gonna do in the meantime?.
I'll be waiting.
Nah, I better not, you're not that hot anyways.
Another disadvantage of being a man is that we're cold.
I mean, not cold but unromantic. 
We are not sensitive.
For example.
I a girl sees a sunset, she goes like:
What beautiful colors.
What a beautiful natural phenomenon.
It's so, so.. beautiful.
And the man is like:
It's just the fucking sun setting.
It happens everyday!.
That's why friendship between women,
and friendship between dudes is so different.
Lets say a a guy and a girl fall in love and are about to kiss for the first time.
The girl goes and tells her girl friend
and the guy tells his friend.
The conversation between the girls would go something like this:
Ok tell me everything!.
Ok, we were at his house watching a super romantic movie,
and he suddenly he starts touching my leg,
my heart started racing and I couldn't control it.
He later turned and looked right into my eyes.
He started getting closer and closer while he closed his eyes.
I closed mine while I felt how he started holding my waist 
He then kissed me.
And I felt like I went to heaven for a second.
How beautiful.

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otra musica :)

English: 
And when the guy tells his friend.
Hey I was with Fernanda.
Yeah?, what happened?.
I stuck my tongue in her throat.
Cool.
Question!.
This is a pretty simple question.
Are you a girl, or a guy?.
If you're a guy, I hoped you liked this video,
And if you are a girl and you want me to make a video of the disadvantages of being a woman,
Like this video to know that you liked the idea.
Or leave a comment down below.
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Bye Bye!.
Oh princess!.. I have to go to the bathroom!.
