
English: 
RIGG-
INTO THE NEEW-
Hmm....
Hmm... x2
Hmm... x3
Hey....
* Switching on Microphones *
* Bart laughs maliciously as he knows he will completely buttf*ck your eardrums *
* Fly buzzes by a megaphone *
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LEEEEETTTS GETTTT ROIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEWS (headphones users = eardrums explode!!!!!!!)
* Prof. Frink tending to his hentai machine, unaware of the NEEWS that awaits him *
* The NEEWS reaches him *
* His hentai machine attacks him and he was never found the next day * (R.I.P. prof. frink)
* Homer grabs a beer after a long day of beating his meat and napping *
* Oh s*it here comes the NEEWS*
* Homer witnesses countless murders of Duff Beer citizens right before his eyes * (what the hell......)
* You have been found by Keemstar, and he cannot wait to tell you all about his NEEWS * (haha get rekt homer)

Italian: 
direttamente
nelle noti...
Eeeeeeeehiiii
*risatina
ELLLELAAANDINOTIZIIIZIIZEANDDIDIRETTTEYTTTREANDIINOTINìZIE
aaaaandiamoooo
AAAAAAAAANDIANDIANDIAAMAADDMPAJOIJDIRTETTAENNFN
aaaaandiamoooo
AAAAAANDIAMODIRETTAAAAMENTENELLEEEENOTIIIIZIEEEEEE
