HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCE
FROM CALVIN KLONE?
NO, THANKS.
( coughs, mumbles
in Chinese )
AND YOU, SIR?
NO, THANKS. I...
( gagging )
WHAT A LOVELY FACE.
WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTION
AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA.
( short laser bursts )
( annoyed groan )
COOL.
CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM?
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE
BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR.
OOH.
HO-HO-HO.
( groans )
( cans clanking )
HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER.
UH, "NEW"?
WHAT SWEATER?
I CAME IN WITH IT!
I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.
$30, PLEASE.
$30?! I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
UNLESS...
DO YOU TAKE VISA?
VISA HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS.
AMERICAN EXPRESS?
600 YEARS.
DISCOVER CARD?
MMM, SORRY,
WE DON'T TAKE DISCOVER.
HEY. HE'S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS?
PRETTY RITZY.
NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.
BEING POOR SUCKS.
WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS
WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD?
QUIET... THERE'S
AN AD COMING ON.
Hello, shoppers.
It's me-- Mom.
HEY, WHO'S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY?
GUH! IT'S MOM--
THE WORLD'S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST.
Call me old-fashioned,
but when my robot
starts to squeak
like an old screen door, well,
that's when I reach for a can
of Mom's Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil.
Bender:
OOH, TASTY.
And remember: Mom's Oil
is made with 10% more love
than the next leading brand.
Announcer: "Mom," "love," and
"screen door"
are registered trademarks
of MomCorp.
( squeaking )
HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU
COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL.
UM...
I'M BONED.
FREEZE, SCUZZ-BOT!
UH, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN
SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE.
I'M SURE THERE'S...
I SAY, I'M SURE THERE'S...
( crash )
THAT IS, I'M SURE THERE'S...
A VERY...
REASONABLE...
