Live from New York City,
it's the Wendy Williams Show!
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How you doin'?
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Here's Wendy!
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Woo!
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Thank you for watching my show.
Say hello to my cohost and our studio audience.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I'm doin' okay, let's get started, it's time for--
Hot topics!
Yup, come on.
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Thank you.
So I didn't check out all of Dancing with the Stars
last night, I was in and out watching other stuff
but shout out to Lamar Odom, you survived!
(audience cheers)
And by the way, he danced a little better this week
than he did last week.
I mean, last week--
(audience shouting)
Last week he had the lowest score, it was a 16 or 15.
Last week was 11--
11?
And this week is 12.
Oh okay.
But the viewers seem to like him, and you know,
he has a real good back story
and the girl who dances on him, I still don't know her name,
but she danced on him real good.
Lamar looks happy, smiling,
doesn't look like he's sweating and nervous.
You know they do that camera talk and in the camera talk
he talked about nearly dying four years ago
in the Nevada brothel.
Well take a look.
Years ago I was living in Las Vegas, went to go hang out
in a place that I had no business.
I overdosed and wound up in a coma.
While I was in a coma, I had twelve strokes
and six heart attacks.
But the only problem is that I still have memory loss.
I didn't do drugs that night.
I don't know if they slipped it in my drink
or shot it in my body but I can promise to the whole world
I didn't do drugs that night.
(audience oohing)
Come on now.
Lamar.
You know I love you
but we've covered this all during hot topics
since this has been going on with you.
The cops said you had cocaine in your system,
and they also said you had ten doses of Viagra.
(audience shouting)
In your system, in your system.
And being that you come from addictive personality,
even if you didn't do a whole bunch of drugs that night,
what about the night before?
And the night before that and the night before that?
And you know it takes a while for stuff to flush out.
I'm just saying Lamar, it's okay, you're a better man today.
(cheering)
Yeah!
It's okay.
Lamar tried to pull a fast one.
(audience laughing)
Anyway, so to my shock they sent Mary Wilson home,
now I got to tell you something.
Now last week she danced better than this week
but this week she still danced great,
this is a 70-something year old woman!
You know what I mean?
(clapping)
She did a good job, and looked good while she was doing it,
and I was just a little shocked,
this is the reason that I think they sent Mary home,
because at the end of the day,
Dancing with the Stars is still a reality show
and they like the drama and the backstory,
and Lamar has a more relevant, better one.
Just saying.
Hannah the bachelorette did really well.
(cheering)
Uh-huh.
So all in all Dancing with the Stars is every Monday,
8:00 on ABC.
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So Tristan Thompson
(audience oohing)
is still bothering Khloe.
Oh!
Well Khloe posted a picture over the weekend,
she recreated the Anna Nicole Guess Jeans ad type thing.
She looks great by the way.
(cheering)
Uh-huh, mmhmm, mhmm.
I like the nails,
I could just never figure out how you mix a meatloaf.
(laughing)
With the nails.
They look good though but--
Anyway, so his comment to her was "perfection"
and then he later deleted it.
Oh!
So what's your thought about this?
My thought is Tristan and Khloe
will always have to be involved with each other
in some sort of way 'cause they have that baby,
but you know there's certain guys who,
I know this firsthand, will not leave you alone.
(audience oohing)
Oh they tell you you're beautiful,
they tell you you looked great on today's show.
Oh.
(laughing)
(applauding)
No, no, no, no!
They say silly things
like a ship always returns to the port.
Oh!
This ship has sailed honey.
(audience cheering)
Who are you talking to?
(chanting "Wendy")
But you know, I just think that there's some people,
whether it's a man or a woman,
when the relationship is over,
you always try to get into somebody's head
to see exactly where they are.
Are the going to take the bait?
Are they going to bite?
You know, will you ever be back in their bed?
Will you ever kiss them again?
Will you ever be on a romantic dinner with them,
or will it always be family business?
You know, Khloe has blocked him from her social media.
(clapping)
Or visa versa, whatever, social media.
But once you have kids together, you can't block,
I mean you can block publicly but you can't block privately.
Look at the little girl,
already a Kardashian with the shoulder down.
(laughing)
She's on her way.
You can't block but Tristan, leave her alone,
she's obviously done with you.
(applauding)
You move on.
Isn't he accused of having a baby behind Khloe's back?
Tristan.
Yeah, Tristan had a baby right before he got with Khloe.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
A little boy named Prince.
(laughing)
You know too much.
(laughing)
Do you have a life?
(laughing)
Barely!
This show is all-consuming, right?
Right, this is my life.
(laughing)
(cheering)
Poor Norman.
(laughing)
Oh Norman.
In the meantime, Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child
is sick of being confused with white Michelle Williams
who won the Emmy.
(laughing)
And so after white Michelle won the Emmy,
on Sunday, black Michelle was bombarded with people
on social media.
So black Michelle went on a rant on Instagram Live,
take a look.
How come when y'all are tagging
and congratulating a person, do y'all see that I'm black
when you go to my profile or tag,
like when you search for the Michelle Williams?
I am black.
So I'm trying to figure out why in the world am I getting
cursed out in my comments for Michelle Williams' speech.
Which I thought was her truth, I thought it was awesome.
I'm so sorry that my namesake upset you,
but can't you see that I'm black?
(clapping)
(cheering)
Speaking as a Williams,
I must say that normally when people hear that name
they assume it's a black person,
so for people who aren't familiar with Michelle Williams,
the white one, they might have assumed it was you, and--
But the rant was cute, the sunglasses are even better,
right, the sunglasses were everything.
But that's like me
when the late Wendy O. Williams who passed away.
And when she died, my phone, I told you this,
was ringing off the hook, like 2:00 in the morning.
Hello.
People going, are you dead?
(laughing)
I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'm talking to you, why are you talking to me like that?
Well, the headlines are reading Wendy Williams died.
I'm like no that's Wendy O. Williams from Plasmatics.
Not me, I'm here, click.
(clapping)
(cheering)
Rest in peace, Wendy.
Okay so Halloween is coming and people are--
(audience whooping)
The worst holiday ever.
People try to dress up into people
who they actually wanna be.
You know, the church girls want to dress like sluts.
(cheering)
Right?
Down low gay guys want to dress like girls.
(clapping)
Excuse me, sir, they got a good shot of you in that.
Yup, there you are.
(laughing)
Yes!
It's not my favorite holiday but you know,
according to the rules of daytime TV,
everybody's gonna dress like something.
I didn't do it one year and you guys Scrooged me
and I Scrooged you back
and the whole audience was dressed up,
the staff was dressed up, and I was the only one
not dressed up 'cause I was trying to speak in my truth.
And the truth is I still hate Halloween.
(laughing)
I like candy though.
I like hard candy, I like licorice, you know me,
I like the Sour Patch Kids,
I like the gummy bears, I like it all.
I don't like chocolate candy though so much.
Every once in a while a piece of chocolate.
(laughing)
Anyway so now here they are presenting
a Mr. Rogers Halloween costume and fans are very upset.
(laughing)
(shouting)
Come on.
Now the Rogers family has not licensed this
so they're calling it the nicest neighbor costume.
It's a wig, the two puppets, you remember,
King Friday and Daniel the Striped Tiger.
And then of course you get the panty shorts and the tie,
and you get the Mr. Rogers wig and yeah.
Come on now, can we just leave Mr. Rogers innocent
and for the kids?
You know I was the only one in my hot topics meeting
who thought that this was horrible.
I think it's horrible, like why are--
Mr. Rogers was never accused of anything weird.
He raised most of us, right?
Just leave Mr. Rogers alone.
(clapping)
And you know even if there was a Mr. Rogers costume,
why couldn't he have on full pants and no belly showing?
Like why does it have to be slutty Mr. Rogers?
No.
And Tom Hanks is about to play him in the movie,
so Mr. Rogers is very relevant now.
Yeah!
Won't you be my--
Neighbor!
(groaning)
Anyway the movie come out on November 22nd.
(clapping)
Now, I'm not sure whether my friend Angela is awake or not
seeing as it's only like 7:00 in the morning in LA.
But good morning Blac Chyna if you are.
Are you laid up with your new man?
(audience oohing)
Well this is why a called her about,
I called her right before I came out here
and tried to be respectful, you know, Brendon's saying,
10 minutes, 10 minutes to air.
I'm like wait, hold on, let me just call Angela
and find out the backstory to this.
That's the purpose, I know these people,
but you know I'm not going to sacrifice what I give to you.
So I like to do my back checking
and she didn't answer the phone so I texted her,
I said, look, I'm going to be checking back with my phone
during the commercial breaks,
so when we go to break I'm going to run to my office,
look at my phone, see if she texted back.
Love it.
I don't know who I've become.
Right, but I like her.
Me too, I like her.
Look, okay, she was spotted over the weekend in California
with a man at a restaurant.
(audience oohing)
Well, first of all, they look cute as a couple right?
She can't take a bad picture,
that Blac Chyna is a really beautiful woman.
Short hair, long hair, black hair, green hair, blonde hair,
that is a good looking woman.
(clapping)
So they were sitting at the restaurant
and the guy starts sucking her toes.
(audience shouting)
Now if you squint then you see
she's wearing Lucite high heels.
By the way I've seen her feet close,
she's got some really good feet.
They're small they're narrow, they fit into anything,
she keeps her toes done, they always look clean.
Anyway, but he's sitting there in the restaurant
sucking her toes.
How uncivilized!
That's a bit much.
But the bigger question is,
'cause it was in The New York Post,
it's all over the blogs, we have it here on hot topics,
the question for Angela is, is this your new boyfriend,
as I text you,
or is this just a little something, something?
You know?
Now when I went to her house there was a man there
who was as tall as this, but it was late at night.
It was my first time meeting him,
I wouldn't know him if I saw him again,
unless somebody said his name.
I'm not going to say his name,
I don't want to drag him into it but--
No!
Look, look is that you, man?
Look, Chyna is that him?
Like who is this man?
We tried to Google schmoogle with face identity,
he doesn't play for the NBA, no, he's not a ball player,
he's not a rapper, we couldn't find anything on him.
So when we go to commercial I'm gonna go
run and check my phone and then maybe by the end
when I say I love you for watching,
maybe I can tell you all right, that's her boyfriend,
or no, that was just a little something, something.
I don't know.
Anyway, carry on.
(clapping)
So in most cases frugal is my middle name, you know that.
Frugal, cheap, whatever you want to call it,
I don't want to spend money, give it to me for free,
or I'm not doing that, whatever.
Which I don't think is a bad quality to have in somebody,
particularly when you get older and you realize, oh my gosh,
other side of 50, who's going to take care of me?
Yup got to save my money, got to save everything.
You know dresses stuff like, this dress right here,
I will wear this dress when I'm 90 years old.
(clapping)
Uh-huh, yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You know like after your 20s or maybe your 30s you start
collecting the good stuff that will be timeless,
at least that's how my mother and father taught me
and that's what I'm passing on to my son.
So anyway, Queen Elizabeth is reportedly as frugal as me
if not more.
(audience gasping)
Look, she reuses old wrapping paper.
Clap if you do that too.
(clapping)
I learned that from my mother,
wrapping paper is like an antiquated thing,
it takes up too much time.
Although I was in charge of all the wrapping in our house
for gifts, my mother would buy a gift for somebody
I'd always wrap, I'm a good wrapper.
But now I save the bags,
you know you get a nice bag with a gift inside
Yes, yes!
Yeah, you fold that bag up and save it
(clapping)
and pass it on with a new gift to somebody else.
Anyway she also, they say, has guests sleep on,
they call it old sheets and mattresses.
Well excuse me, what is that?
No, no you keep that mattress, and then look, and then you
flip it over, to the clean side, and then you get rid of it.
Look, I find nothing wrong with this.
First of all the queen has at least 150 bedrooms
in her house so how used could the mattresses be?
You know?
So I'm down with the queen.
Also she wears, she's got a glove collection
and the gloves are like 40 years old
and the queen is known for sewing them back together
when they get a little hole.
Aw!
Exactly!
Well that means that these gloves
will mean more to Charlotte,
who is her great great granddaughter.
When Charlotte gets the glove collection,
these gloves are going to have a story
and sentiment behind them,
and I find nothing wrong with this.
(clapping)
I'm the type, like tissues,
I tell you only grab one, they're expensive.
You know, the select a size is the best invention ever
you use one select a size, and you use it good,
you dry you hands, and then by the way,
use it to wipe off the counter afterwards.
That's right, and then you throw it away.
Yeah.
(clapping)
Back in the day, my mother would have us
lay them out to have them dry.
I come from cheap, so I know cheap.
And we've got more great show for you!
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Up next, Nicole Murphy is here to break down,
um, well, stuff.
So grab a snack and come on back.
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