
English: 
*Knock Knock Knock*
Oh hey, Welcome.
I am so glad you were able to make it to my big housewarming party.
Come on in. Come in. Come in.
Oh, don't worry about taking off your shoes.
This is all just a bunch of animated cutouts anyway, for an opening joke.
Not like you're going to be tracking dirt anywhere.
Let me show you around!
Here, on the first floor, we have
the kitchen,
the bathroom,
the bedroom,
behind that door over there is the nightmarish hellscape of my tortured childhood memories.
*Door closes* We don't go in that one.
Now, let's check out the second floor.
Watch your jump. they may look a bit small, but don't worry you'll be just fine
for some reason.
*clink clink clink* 
Up here, we have a great room,
My security office, a room dedicated to my everlasting regret over my dead children's birthday the room inexplicably filled with water
a room dedicated to my everlasting regret over my dead children's birthday,
and the room inexplicably filled with water ...
Isn't it quirky?
I like to think this house has personality.
I know, I know. It's a little bit big for a family of two ...
Oh, and careful of those boxes.
But I think we'll grow into it nicely
and just you wait until
Distorted] 
I
S E E
Y O U
I N
T H E
B A S E M E N T

Chinese: 
哦，你好啊
很高兴你能来参加我的乔迁聚会
来吧，快进来，进来
呃，你别担心没脱鞋
反正只是为了做开场笑话抠图做的动画啦
你也不会跟随哪里的泥脚印啦
我带你逛逛吧！
这是一楼，我们有
厨房
浴室
卧室
这个门后面还有我痛苦的童年回忆的噩梦场景呢
我们就不进去了
现在，来看看二楼吧
跳的时候小心点
这些看起来有点小
但是别担心，没事的
出于某些原因
上面呢，我们有一个很棒的房间
我的值班室
一个专属我死去孩子生日的房间
这个房间不知为何灌满了水
很奇怪，不是吗？
我觉得这个房子大概是有个性吧
我知道啦，这房子对于两个人的家庭是有点大啦
噢，小心那些箱子
但我觉得会没事的
你等一下，我们
地下室见

Chinese: 
你好网友们！
欢迎来到游戏理论！
我们今天又要回到基础了
回到对正常人没人会在意的东西想太多的时候了
一月了，很冷啊
YouTube 又要威胁自杀了
是时候做点好东西了，那么放轻松
然后让 MatPat 指引你回到《堆箱模拟器 2017》的荒唐物理了
等一下，你没听说过这游戏？
我也不知道，兴许去年发售的时候你没注意到
在《马力欧：奥德赛》与 FNAF 6 之间
或许你听说它的其它名字——《你好邻居》
你也知道了，今天这集有点针对我个人的意思

English: 
*Classic Game Theory's Intro*
Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory!
Where today, it's back to the basics.
Back to overthinking things that nobody in their right mind would ever want to overthink.
It's January, it's cold,
Youtube is threatening to implode on itself. it's time for something good so sit back relax and let
It's time for something good.
So sit back and relax and let MatPat
Matpat guide you through the absurd physics of box stacker simulator
2017, oh wait you've never heard of it i don't know
Maybe you missed its release last, year sandwiched between mario odyssey
And snap six or maybe you know it by its other name hello neighbor you see today is a bit of a
Personal episode for me i know one who watches our livestream saw steph and i play a lot of hello neighbor last

English: 
Year, and sure the game wants
You, to think that the villain is our mustachioed neighbor or the bespectacled shadow
Man but no stand side wedding tux bowser in moulton freddie because villain of the year
2017 were these simple stupid
Cardboard boxes you trip over them they fill up your inventory, and worst of all you
Gotta, stack them in two unsteady stairways just hoping praying to reach, new
Sections of the house being a hundred percent real here if the neighbor put a giant stack of boxes in front of the door to
The basement i've been, like, nope, not dealing with, this you keep your
Damn secrets so after the months of headaches these things have caused
Me over 2017 it's time that i get my revenge in what is?
Undoubtedly the pettiest lamest and nerdiest, way possible by proving that they shouldn't
Be able to function the way that they do in the game could a human the size of our awkwardly proportioned protagonist
Use these things to platform his way through this pads peril get ready because, by the end of today's episodes you're

Chinese: 
只要看过我们的直播的人都会发现 Steph 和我去年玩了很多《你好邻居》
当然啦，这个游戏就是想让你觉得反派是我们的大胡子邻居啦
或者是戴眼镜的影之人啦
但，根本不是！
走开，穿婚礼燕尾服的库巴和黄金 Freddy
因为 2017 年度反派是这些简单的愚蠢的纸箱子
它们绊倒你、占满你的物品栏
最糟糕的是，你要把它们搭成不稳定的楼梯
只能希望、祈祷能进入房子的新区域
说真的，如果邻居在地下室门前放一大堆箱子
我会觉得：“去你的，我才不管。你就守好你该死的秘密吧。”
所以在这些纸箱子造成我数月的头疼之后
我是时候尽可能以毫无疑问最琐碎、最没劲、最书呆子的方式复仇了
通过证明这些箱子在游戏里不能干这事
一个奇怪比例的主人公大的人类能否用这些东西来搭建平台来通过这公寓的冒险呢？

Chinese: 
准备好吧，因为在本集结束后你会成为社交的中心，能够震你朋友一下
用最牛逼的行进设备——简陋的纸箱子更详细的工业制造信息
确保把这一点放到你的在线约会档案的标题里喔
为了开始今天这一集，来自 The SCIENCE! 节目的 Austin……
你可能因为他经常因廉价的幽默而非诙谐的笑话尖叫，而知道了他
他在关于《你好邻居》房子的建筑学的视频中已经找出里纸箱子的大小
所以呢……
“嘿，尖叫队长”
“我能借用你在《你好邻居》视频里用过的箱子数学吗？”
“才不！你对我那么刻薄的！”
“呃……我做了些什么，我的 Twitter 账号有更多性感照片了”
“冷静点，尖叫怪”
“需要我提醒你，你引起了一场 Twitter 话题抗议吗？”
“因为我偶尔在你的视频里建议你少咒骂
你才没被禁止视频盈利的”
“另外，你真的经常尖叫”
"够了！"
“好吧,”
“我真的默认了尖叫的事，哈哈哈哈哈”
“信息已经在你收件箱里了”
好的，所以我们已经从 Austin 在游戏里的牛奶盒测量中知道了

English: 
Gonna, be the life of the party able to wow
Your friends with the finer details of the industrial fabrication of the mightiest of moving devices the humble cardboard
Box wait make sure you put that one as the headline on your online dating profile to begin today's episode austin
From the science you, may know him as the guy
Who shouts a lot for easy humor rather than writing witty jokes already figured out
How big the cardboard boxes are in hello neighbor for his video on the architecture of the house so um hey captain shouts a lot
Can i borrow the box math that you used for your hello neighbor video
[austin] NO! you were mean to me! i'm date, my twitter account, with, more hot tanks calm down there scream
Oh, need i remind you that you started a
Hashtag protest because i merely suggested that you swear less in your videos so you could
not get demonetised plus you do shout lots
[Austin] okay!!! I
Really, do just default to shouting
The infos in your inbox all right so we know

Chinese: 
这些箱子的一侧是 16 英寸 x 19 英寸的
从这个边缘里，我们可以得知这些是瓦楞纸箱
简单地说就是有像是纸带一样的波浪形在里面
这些东西叫作楞
在 1856 年作为礼帽用于支撑的的内衬被发明
没开玩笑
总之，若干年后它们被用于大量加固箱子强度被用到了箱子中
而不再需要其它材料
但是它们加固箱子的强度取决于楞的分类
楞有六种常见的类型
A 楞
B 楞
C 楞
E 楞
F 楞
和排笛
没人喜欢最后一个
每个字母的分类都指的是每英尺不同的波浪数
所以通过数波浪，我能了解到邻居具体用的是 E 楞的箱子
这意味着有更小、更紧凑的波浪
因而使得这些箱子比其它波浪更高的分类更加耐压

English: 
From austin's in-game milk carton measurements that the boxes are sixteen inches by nineteen inches along one side from this edge here, we can
see that they're corrugated cardboard
Boxes which is just fancy way of saying that it has these
up-and-down sign wavy like ribbons of paper inside of them these things are called flutes and were invented back in
1856 as a liner for tall hats to help them stand up no joke anyway a few years later they started being used in boxes
To, greatly, reinforce the strength of the box without, using that many more materials but just how. Much they reinforce the box depends on the
Classification of the flute there are six common types of flute a flute b flutes c flutes efj lutes f flutes and pam flutes
no, one likes the last one each letter classification refers to a different number of waves in the paper per foot so by counting i
Was able to determine that the neighbor is using specifically a fluted boxes which, have much smaller tighter waves thereby
Making, these boxes much more crush resistant than the other classifications that have much taller waves, we can

Chinese: 
我们可以通过观察箱子就可以知道这是单层结构
强度更大的双层结构会有一层纤维板隔开两层楞
而我们的箱子则没有
最后，箱子的折叠方式也呈现了其强度
这种形式的箱子结构叫作常规开槽容器
这只是一些盖子，你需要折起来然后用胶带封好
这种就是你经常用来搬家用的箱子
如果你觉得这无关紧要
呃，想想这一点
在我研究箱子的工业制造时
我发现仅仅在基本设计的列表里就有多于 12 种折叠箱子的方式
想想还真是疯狂，只是用简单的折纸做箱子就有这么多种方式
每种都有各自的优缺点
总之，有了这些信息
我们就有解决今天的理论所需要的所有信息了
因为有一种叫作“边缘冲击试验”的小东西
你知道的，箱子在哪都有用到
但是最显著的地方是仓库
所以聪明的工程师们很快意识到箱子性能最重要的部分

English: 
Also, tell just by looking at the box that it's a single walled
Construction the stronger double walled varieties would have a piece of fiber board in the middle
Separating two layers of flutes our boxes don't have, that lastly how, the box is folded please and how
Strong it is this particular form of box construction, is what's called a regular slotted container it's just
Some flaps that you have to fold in and tape shut this type of box
Is the one that you've used to move like dozens of times and if you think that's a big no duh moment
Well consider this as i was researching the industrial manufacturer of boxes i found that there are over twelve different
Box folding patterns in just lists of basic designs it's crazy how, many different ways you can make a
Box out of just some simple folded paper
Each one with various pro and cons anyway with all of that information in hand we have everything that
we need
to
Solve today's theory because of a little thing called the edge crush test you see boxes are used all over the place but most
Prominently in warehouses so smart engineers quickly realize that the most important part of a box's functionality

English: 
Was how much you could stack on top of them enter the edge crush, test or?
Ect where engineers take a, strip of cardboard and see how
Much weight it takes to crush it it's like the hydraulic press channels on youtube but, way?
Less exciting because you know it's cardboard, each box gets assigned with a number denoting how
Many pounds of pressure per square inch they're able to withstand before crushing 50 50 pounds
Per square inch along the edge 30 to 32 pounds
Per square inch along the edge and so on and so forth and if you stop and look at it most boxes have
These right on the box i mean seriously i just looked in my house and found a stamp on the bottom with all its different
Qualities including its ect rating so the next time you got to bring something in for show-and-tell
Boom collective kindergarten minds blown in the case of a single walled eath fluted cardboard, box, like the ones that
We found in the game 32 pounds
Per square inch is the industry standard
So that ladies and gentlemen is our magic number now it's important to note that the ect is measuring per square inch?

Chinese: 
便是你能在上面叠多少东西
隆重介绍边缘冲击试验，缩写 ECT
即工程师用一长条纸板测试它压扁时所受的重量
就像 YouTube 上的液压频道，但没那么刺激
毕竟你也知道的……这只是纸板
每个箱子都指定有表明在压扁前每平方英寸能承受的压力的数字
50？50 磅每侧面平方英寸
32？32 磅每侧面平方英寸，等等
如果你停下来看看，大多数箱子都写得有这些
我说真的，我看了下我房子里的箱子，找到了一个图章，每种属性都有
包括它的 ECT 评级
所以下次在展示和讲述活动里就一定有东西讲了
幼儿园集体震惊
至于单层 E 楞的纸板，就像我们在游戏里找到的
——业界标准为 32 磅每平方英寸
所以女士们先生们，这是我们的魔法数字
现在需要注意的是，ECT 测量的是每平方英寸，因为压力是以一定区域测量的

English: 
Because pressure is measured over an area and while boxes are very thin they
Do have a width boxes of this size, with an e fluted rating are almost always
3/16 of an inch thick something, we can, actually double check with
Some quick pixel measurements with that number locked into place the last details that
We need, are the weight of our character and the size of his shoe the average adult
Male weighs in at about 166 pounds but we're
Gonna drop that a bit because our protagonist
Is pretty skinny despite that freakishly large head of his so i'm gonna say that he's
About 150 lbs is a few more pixel measurements
and we're able to determine that our character's foot is just a little over 10 inches long or about a size 7 shoe which is
Kind of small you know what they say?
about guys
With small feet
Rights that they have a greater likelihood of crushing cardboard boxes because the pressure of their weight is displaced across fewer square inches
Don't i know it and with that, we can finally get our answer to 10 inch long feet standing on a box edge
3/16 inches wide, means that when our protagonist standing on the box he's exerting pressure over an area of?

Chinese: 
尽管箱子非常薄，它们也有厚度
这么大的 E 楞箱子经常是大概 3/16 英寸厚
——我们也可以用快速的像素测量确认这一点
有了这一数字，我们所需要的最终的细节便是主角的重量
还有他鞋的尺寸
一个通常的成年男性重大概 166 磅
但我们要算小一点，因为我们的主角很瘦
别看他脑袋大得可怕
那么我就给他算成 150 磅吧
经过一些像素测量
我们可以得知主角的脚有些许长于 10 英寸或者 7 码
有点小啊……
你又要说他的脚比通常小了，对吧？
这样他们就有更大的可能性压坏纸箱了
因为他们重量的压力被分散到了更少的平方英寸了吧？
哈，你以为我不知道吗？
算上那个，我们终于可以得到答案：
2英寸 x 10英寸长的脚站在箱子边上
箱子 3/16英寸厚

English: 
3.75. Square inches 150 pounds of weight over
3.75. Square inches gives us the final total 40 pounds, per square inch of pressure
well over the 32 pounds
Per square inch most single-walled regular slotted a fluted corrugated cardboard boxes array that, haha
Busted get dunked on i knew you were nonsense boxes i would teabag you right now but i just
Scientifically proved that you would get crushed under my weight long story short, my quest for petit nerdy revenge is at its end i am?
Vindicated i've gotten the monkey off my back, by demonstrating with, science how
A fake
[Austin] Hey Matt
Virtual box that could not and would not work
[Austin] Maatttt
as a platforming device in this game and would instead get Crus-
[Austin] Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
[Matt] What!!?
Geez there's no need, Austin to shout and we talked, about this.
[Austin] you have not taken gravity into account
Excuse me

Chinese: 
意味着我们的主角站在箱子上时，他会向 3.75 平方英寸的区域施加压力
150 磅的力施加在 3.75 平方英寸的区域上
最后计算出来就是 40 磅每平方英寸
好吧，超过了大多数单层 E 楞瓦楞板箱的 32 磅每平方英寸
哈哈，流言终结！
完爆
我就知道你们是不合理的箱子
我现在就要 Teabag 你了
但是我刚才科学地证明了你会被我的重量压扁
长话短说，我无关紧要的书呆子复仇结束了
我复仇了、我解脱了
我用科学证明了，一个虚假的虚拟箱子不能也不会……
嘿，Matt
我用科学证明了，一个虚假的虚拟箱子不能也不会……
我用科学证明了，一个虚假的虚拟箱子不能也不会……
在这个游戏里作为平台跳跃装置，反而会被我的重量……
Matt
在这个游戏里作为平台跳跃装置，反而会被我的重量……
在这个游戏里作为平台跳跃装置，反而会被我的重量……
Matt
在这个游戏里作为平台跳跃装置，反而会被我的重量……
在这个游戏里作为平台跳跃装置，反而会被我的重量……
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt!
干嘛?!
天哪，Austin，你真的没必要尖叫啊
我跟你说过了
你没把重力算进去
啥？
重力

Chinese: 
除了《刺客信条》有更大的重力以外，不像世界上的其它几乎所有游戏
《你好邻居》有更小的重力
如果你用墙纸、秒表和一些像素测量就可以检验出你在游戏里坠落多快
很显然重力加速度是 4.637 米每二次方秒
低于地球通常的 9.8 米每二次方秒
但是，低于地球通常的重力也就是说……
主角不再是以 150 的力施加在箱子上，而是 71 磅
分散到 3.75 平方英寸，也就是说……
不，不！
不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不！
19 磅每平方英寸？
意味着远低于冲击试验评级
Emmmmm……
不，我拒绝承认失败
如果我们假定他每次一只脚离开箱子
那么他的重量全在一个测量点上
使得整个数值上升到 38 磅每平方英寸，箱子就会坏掉

English: 
[Austin Starting his Lecture] gravity unlike almost every game in the world except for assassin's creed instead of having higher gravity
Hello, neighbor has lower gravity if you, use wall paper a stopwatch and some pixel measurements to check how
Fast you fall in the game it's clear that
Gravitational acceleration is four point six three seven meters per second
That's under half of Earth's normal
9.8. Meters per second squared of Gravity
[Matt] but, less than half of earth's normal gravity
Means that the protagonist is no longer putting
150 pounds of force on the boxes but instead 71 pounds spread that across the
3.75. Square inches, means that no no
[matt regrets life] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
19 pounds per square inch
That means he's?
Well under the crush test rating
mm-hmm
No, i refuse to admit defeat what about if we assume he is stepping out of the boxes one foot at
A time then the weight is all on one pressure point jacking the whole thing up to 38, psi the box

English: 
Fails until you consider that some a fluted boxes have
Psi ratings as high as 40 which, means it is
100%
plausible that these boxes are staying strong, baby, so what you're telling me
Is that in a game where you use wall sconces as platforms, where you use photograph records to shrink trees
Where you are expected to freeze a room filled with water
By putting a globe in a refrigerator then placing it on its stand in a completely separate
Unconnected part of the house that in a game this ridiculous that the creation
Manufacture and behavior of boxes are a hundred percent
Physically sound
[Austin] Yuup
AAAARRGGGHHH
[Austin] There's no need to shout matt
[matt] the boxes beat me again
i can't win i hate this game i hate this game
[Austin] yeah you have covered the umbrella. That thing is ridiculous
[Matt] never again, never again, well maybe once or twice more to cover the umbrella

Chinese: 
考虑到部分 E 楞箱子的评级有 40 磅每平方英寸
意味着这些箱子有大概 100 % 的可能完好无损啊，宝贝
所以你就是在说在一个你用壁灯当平台的
用照片里的唱片把树缩小
需要你往冰箱放一个地球仪把一个充满水的房间冻住
然后将它放到一个未与房子相连的台子上的游戏
在这么一个可笑的游戏里面
箱子的制造、生产和规律都不 100% 符合物理的游戏里面
没错
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
没必要尖叫啊，Matt
箱子……又战胜了我了？
我赢不了
我讨厌这个游戏
我讨厌这个游戏
耶，你真该谈谈雨伞的
那个才可笑呢
别想了！
别再想了！

Chinese: 
好吧，也许在做完善这个游戏的剧情的最后一期理论的时候多多少少会提的
但是，箱子，就别想了！别想了！
你和 FNAF 的风扇，我这不欢迎你们
同时啊，别忘了！
这只是个理论！
一个游戏理论！
感谢收看

English: 
Physics and then one final theory to tie up all the lore in this game but, never, again, with the boxes no you
and the FNAF fan ARE NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE
At in the meantime.... REMEMBER!
That's JUST A THEORY
AAAA GAAMEE THEOORRRYYY, thanks for watching ;)
Sux to failed in a boxes theory huh, Matt? xD
