- What up you crafty Orangecrafters!
It's me, the Orange!
Back at it with another -
(record scratching)
Hey! Dude!
You're blocking my shot!
I'm tryin to do a cold open here.
No, guys, no.
Ya ruined it.
Alright back to one everybody,
we're gonna try again.
(beep)
This week in Orangecraft,
coming at ya straight
from the Orange's mouth.
(laughs)
(record scratches)
Hey, no, guys!
You're ruining it again.
I can't work like this
I'm going to my trailer.
(beep)
Okay, I think this is gonna work.
We rollin?
Yo, yo, yo it's A to the O!
And-
(record scratches)
I can totally see
you guys jumping into frame.
This is not gonna work.
(beep)
Screw it!
We'll do it live!
Hey fruit fans.
Welcome back to an all new episode
of this week in Orangecraft.
We got a great episode comin at ya.
Sidebar's gonna be there!
I'm gonna be there!
Everybody's gonna be there!
I'd tell you more.
But I really got to cut to the chase.
(laughs)
Get it?
(laughs)
Face plant!
Ow!
(upbeat music)
And now it's time for
everyone's favorite segment,
especially mine, Exploding Time!
♫ Exploding everything, everywhere!
♫ Exploding everything, everywhere!
♫ Explode, explode, explode!
♫ Explode, explode, explode!
♫ Exploding, yeah!
Best segment ever.
(laughs)
(explosion)
- Yo, yo,yo!
What's up guys!
Lil Apple in the house once again!
That's right we're jumpin!
Jumpin for joy!
♫ Lil Apple make ya, jump, jump!
(laughs)
If you guys didn't know,
the Annoying Orange
already has a Minecraft-
(record scratches)
Wait a second?
Is that a?
Oh my goodness?
Is that a water slide?
Wow, wowy, zowy!
Come on guys!
Everybody to the top!
We're gonna go down the water slide!
Last one to the top is a walrus.
(laughs)
Oh, I'm so excited.
Come on!
Oh I'm stuck on the stairs.
That's it I'm just gonna fly up.
Oh I'm so excited.
I've always wanted to go on a water slide.
This is amazing.
Hey, you guys ready!
Okay, go!
Everybody here we go!
(yells)
(record scratches)
We're not going very fast.
Is that an egg!
Oh no, it's just you.
We're not going very fast.
I expected this to be super extreme.
This is more like Pear
speed if you ask me.
This is not, extreme at all.
- I gotta say.
One of my favorite things about Minecraft
is all these beautiful skins.
Seriously.
If I was a dermatologist,
I'd be goin out of business.
(laughs)
But just like in real life,
not everybody has such a great complexion.
I'm talkin about you Pear.
Or should I say, Steve Skin!
(explosion
- Hey guys!
It's Pear and Little Apple.
Comin at cha!
We were just talkin bout headin on
over to Sky Block for a little action.
(laughs)
(record scratches)
- Um, no we weren't.
We were talkin bout how lame it is
that you still haven't
gotten a real skin yet.
- Hey it's not lame.
It's actually very fashionable
these days to be comfortable.
It's called norm-core dude.
Look it up.
- Ring-ring.
Hello?
Oh Pear, it's for you.
It's Steve, he wants his skin back!
- That's not even a phone dude!
- And that's not a real look.
Come on!
Put in some effort.
- I guess maybe I could, you
know, change my shoe color.
- This is hopeless.
- Oh, what if I wore a shirt
that's slightly darker green?
Sort of like a Pear color?
- Or, we could have a contest for the fans
to design a new and improved Pear skin.
Just send your submissions via
Twitter to Annoying Orange.
If your skin wins, you'll
get a free trip to the moon.
- Really?
- Nah, but we will give you a free t-shirt
and credits for in game purchases.
- But, what if I like more than one.
- Fine!
We'll do it Blockstar style!
Hey!
Speaking of which- Block Stars!
- [Annoying Orange]
Alright, let's check out
this weeks Blockstars!
First off, this tower
of superpowers created
by Blockstar, HallowedBlade.
Giddy up Alpaca10!
You're officially a Blockstar now!
Pikachu, I chose you!
And your creator, vigols14!
And last but not least, snookiegirl33.
And her mighty marshmallow!
Well that's all the time we got for now.
In the mean time, go for the
win and design Pear a new skin.
Hit is up with your submission
on Twitter at Annoying Orange.
Toodle loo!
(laughs)
