AR Rahman is also north indian.
Wait till I grab my slipper.
I like Gandhi! Not because he got us freedom
Gandhi was also a ladies man.
He always had one on his right and one on his left.
We don't treat these 'ladies men' well.
If someone studies Physics well. We say he is strong in Physics.
If Chemistry, we say he is strong in Chemistry.
But if he is behind more than 2 girls at the same time,
we say he has a ladies weakness.
How unfair is this?
For all the folks who are strong with girls,
They have a lady suffixing their birthday
Gandhi "Jayanthi"
Krishna "Jayanthi"
My mother-in-law is in the crowd.
I'm honored to be performing in front of my mother-in-law
Please don't laugh boss. It's not a joke.
My mother-in-law's sister is also here
who is technically my mother-in-law
So, mother-in-law, technical mother-in-law everybody are there
and performing in front of them is an honor.
Both of them are from Bombay
They think they are Bombay Sisters.
Bombay Sisters themselves sing in Tamil.
But these two talk only Hindi at home.
They keep saying Aatha, Hotha, Anantha
Where did Anantha come in between this?
How do I know if they are talking Hindi or swearing at me?
There is a backstory for why I don't like Hindi
Everybody has a backstory for not liking Hindi and I have one too
There was an office party and everyone got drunk.
Not me mother-in-law.
But I have a habit of going to the urinal, when others are drunk.
So someone else was drunk and I was in the urinal
I have the habit of signing while I'm pissing
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I heard something from the neighbouring urinal
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I looked around to see who was competing with me.
He said - "It's a nice song" (In Hindi)
Prabhu Deva is a North Indian
I couldn't move since I was still finishing my business, when he said
AR Rahman is also a North Indian
Wait till I grab my slipper.
Why don't you guys take Vineeth and Abbas
We will also throw in Prashanth, if you are not satisfied
This is what I don't like about them
Do things on your own. Why are you stealing our guys?
Thankfully I did not sing an Ilayaraja song.
He gets angry even if we, South Indians sing it
