*High Five* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jackseptice ye, (potato's intro)
and welcome back to Uncharted 4!
This should be the very last episode.
Well, you're actually going to know if it is or not.
WOAHH big boat.
BIIIIIIIG boat.
Also fucking capture's doing the flashy flash again.
STOP THAT!
PLEASE!
Thanks... hopefully it's not gonna mess up the video.
Aahm.. this should be the last episode
but, as I said, you're gonna know that, a lot more than I will
because it will actually say it in the title of the video...
That's the weird thing about Youtube, its like I, you know,
you know some things,
kinda before I do but not really,
because I know them because I upload them, it's weird.
AWESOME!
I was just gonna say it's a boat graveyard!
That is cool.
This game reminds me a lot of Uncharted 1
Cause Uncharted 1 was the one where you went off to
tropical islands and you searched around this, like, one area
a lot more, and then- Elena are you climbing?
And then all the other ones were the globe trotting adventures where you were
in more like castles or chateaus and stuff like that
So this one feels alot,
it feels like Uncharted 1 meets Uncharted 2 in a way.
Kinda meets The Last of Us
It's, it's cool to see-
WHOO!
It's cool to see the influences.
HA!
Where am I even going?
HA!
Climb Nate, climb!
Am I going up, across, down, around?
Let's just go everywhere.
Treasure?
*explosion sound*
Yeah, explosions mean close.
Hyuh!
Kyuh!
Oh, Nate, you freak me out sometimes.
Oh, that's Sam!
Uuuum, how? Oooookay. Hooooo! Ooooh hoo hoo!
They're behind! What?! It's a bit late for that! I'm up here now!
Okay, I have no grenades. Oooow!
Sons of fuckin'- ow!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I rushed down
Oh, I rushed into the dragon's belly when I shouldn't have
Ohhh!
Ohhh, this is bad!
Okay, get your health back- or not! Get shot in the ass
Ooh!
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Oooowwwwww.
AH FUCK
I was about to get into cover. Okay!
Lesson learned! The lesson of the day is
DON'T RUSH IN
If you rush in, you'll be in over your head and you'll DIE
Fuck off, laser targeting
Who sho- who's shining a laser in my eyes? Don't you know? Those are illegal!
Okay, I need a better gun
Anyb- anybody got a better gun? Sir, yoou, good sir! You got a gun?
Ookay, that did not- punch you in the back of the head like I thought it would. AAH!
Fuck off!
*laughs* Bluuuuuuuh
I'mma just lie here for a while. Okay, I apologize
It's no fun watching someone die in a game, over and over and over again
Especially something that's not that hard and I shouldn't be dying in
But I'm being a stoop!
This motherfucker
and this motherfucker
YES!
That takes a lot of the fuckin' pressures off life right now
I AM looking out!
It's hard! To fuckin' miss! The bullets! Whizzing past my screen!
Okay, don't get behind the cover then. Just roll out into the open. That's fine.
Can I have my health back? Yes.
Music's awesome, doododoodoododoodo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Can I have a gun?
Anybody have a gun? Or at least ammo for this gun?
Guns, guns, guns, guns are your only man
C'mon down here to Guns'R'Us where we sell guns to kids!
Not really. It's just that Guns'R'Us sounded like Toys'R'Us
OUUCH
Sons of fuckers!
That didn't go far enough- OH WAIT
You just- AAAAH no thanks!
No thanks!
Hyah!
AMAZE
Could you die?
Could you die? Elena, could you fuckin' shoot somebody?!
What? Oh, I didn't hear you over the sound of how many bullets are in my fuckin' sternum!
Huh!
AH! Oh, this is a fuckin' thingy
I didn't realise that- AAH
GOTTEE
And a fuckin' HA
GOTTEE
Yep! That's what I'm fuckin' thinkin'
There's so man-ners!
Annnd- EURGH
Wa da fuk is dat?
Who Dat Sniper
OHHHH
ohh dats the badness
ok
Heads Up
Heads up
Heads up
There's one
There's two
OHHH the trifecta
Got em'
GOT EM'
*laughs*
That's a good point
Nate, you're a funny dude!
Maybe after this we could go on a tour and do a stand-up show?
Possibly. You can tell them all your tragic backstory
I mean, comedy is-oooh, a flintlock pistol
a lot of comedy is based on your own experiences
and Nate, you have that in spades
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Okay, flintlock
Oh God!
It hit a bunch of them
Hyaahah!
OOOHHH!
Niiiceness
Elena, are you impressed?
Do you think I'm super hot now?
I think I'm super hot
Uh.. No... Haha
YES INDEEDY
What are you- what are you thinking?
Are you even more impressed now?
What, noo
I wanna use my big gun!
Elena, check out my big gun, are you impressed?
Just tell me you're impressed once
And then I'll stop asking
AAAAAAAAAH!
She's not gonna be impressed if I keep fucking missing everybody!
This thing is a fucking nightmare to control!
HAAAAHAHAHAH!
AAAAAHAHAHA!
Now I am the ruler of these lands!
*laughs*
It's like-
they're firing their puny pistols and then you're just-
BADADADADA! BADADADADA!
Yeah, baby
I still got 37 bullets
Who wants them?
Sir? SIR!
There we go
Are you?
I'm-
Are you-
You didn't finish your sentence
He just said "Are you?"
Are you Nate?
Are you though?
Hey we did it!
Or-
I did it
She didn't do anything
But that's fine
'Cause she's awesome
Here ya go
Atta girl
Boom
Of course there's more, of-
Ah, ah, ah! Why do I have this gun out and not this one?
This is the Boomer bang bang!
*high pitch voice* Ooooh, there's a lot of them!
Wooh!
Wooh!
Wooh!
Haha!
Fuck em'
My gun!
Is better than your gun!
Because I'm cooler than you!
*pterodactyl noise*
*laughs like a maniac*
Shoot him
*laughs*
HAHAHA!
Mass murdering
Nathan Drake
At your servics
That's a scrubs joke by the way
I'm not just being weird
Hello!
Uh, Sam? Duck down, yeah, good boy.
Can I pin up?
Oh yeah!
Who wants to go?
Who's fighting the brothers Drake?
Oh- I can actually just go up here
Thank you, Elena, for showing me the world
Did I just kick him in the shin?
*laughs*
I'm such a fucking four year old!
Okay
Okay, I see what you're doing
I see how it is
Terrible throw by me
Another one!
Oh I hate you!
And your extended family
Even the-even your wife!
OOW!
Or your husband
Or whatever dragon you decided to marry!
Hello?
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!!!
*laughs*
Stop it!
Let me reload for a change
Oh..
Oh, just go back
Wherever it is you came from
Climb back into the womb
And think about the mistakes you've made in life already!
Hi!
You okay?
It's good to see you too bro!
Ah, I'm just sore
Let me go home
I want ice cream... *sobs*
NOT THE TIME!!
Oh tha- that's the badness right? The music just went all "Spooky wooky"
Aaah ha ha haaa!
I agree. I agree. RPG ok
Aaaaaah
Got 'em!
You guys are fuckin' welcome.
A "thank you!" would be nice!
Actually, you don't need to thank me.
Just being able to shoot your co- yourself competently would be- would be fine.
Aaaah god!
Woowo aaajaa aaaa
Bullets, bullets everywhere. Not a drop to drink.
OOAAAHH!!
aaa aaa!
You know what? You guys can just suck on my ass!
*laughs* I shot him in the goolies
I'm fuckin', I'm trying, I'm rollin' everywhere, strolling everywhere
Shootin' bastards!
Hey I did it!
Proud of myself.
Do you ever think that Nate just actually wanted someone to say that
they were proud of him?
That- that's his real problem.
He doesn't need the treasure. He doesn't need anything!
He just needs love from someone every now-and-then, Sam
Not pointing fingers but if I would, then they'd be right at you buddy
Ooh... I want the Condor.
"Mighty Condor!"
Can I go up?
No.
Can I go up over here?
Yayy!
OWW!!
Wadda fuck?
Bruh!
Uh... I did that, that was me, I shot him
Assholes...
AH!
Aaah!! Fuck Fuck!! Oh there's an RPG here.
Yehes!
Woosh!!
Doesn't feel so good does it!?
No!
Gimme back my gun.
Ooh another one.
More of them!
Aaauuchers!
*inhales through teeth nervously as he watches himself get rekt*
I
HATE
ALL OF YOU GUYS!!
Woo hoo hoo hoosh!
What? Oh yes!
OOO AA AAAAA!!
Hi! Now I'm on this ship!
It's just like the pirates used to do and board each other's ship.
That's cool!
Also, that was hilarious
These are not our friends!
D' you see me inviting them to the birthday parties?
No.
This is useless from this distance
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oww.
Ok. I had an RPG, I would like to use that again.
WOOO!
Motherfuckers.
Hu!
I'm ok. I just need my health back.
could you give me a second to BREATHE.
Shoot him. Shoot him in the knees! Shoot him in the knees!
Ok, or just throw grenades at 'em
Those also work
The boomies? Yeah! Very good
AAAARRGHH FFFUCK 'EM!!!
Uuu if i had a hot poker I'd stick it in his eye and say "Howdy doo!"
But I don't so I gotta- fuckin-
I told you: Not friends!
People who shoot at you are not friends!
Goddammit!
Goddammit it's hard to fuckin' control
And then your aim goes off when you get shot!
And then the auto-aim kicks in, so your fuckin' gun is flying everywhere
where you don't want it to FLY!!
It's fine though. That's fine! it's fine-
Here! A grenade for ya'!
NICE!!
Bet you don't like getting shot either.
Cuz' I fuckin' hate it
I hate it.
From one dude to another!
(sings) "This is how we do it-"
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Me next! Me next! Me next!
Come on! Please! Please?!
OOOWW!!
I'm still gettin' shot
umm.. excuse me? Other brother.
Yes! Thank you!!
Nice to see where you priorities lie, Elena!
This sucks!!
Worst vacation EVER!!
OW!!!
I want a different brother!!
Good lord!
How are you not dead?
Oh no we just Titaniced.
Never go full Titanic
Ok. *sings* Making my way out of boat, swimming fast.
I'm gonna drown I need oxygen.
da da da da da da daaa *laughs*
It's nice in here actually
You notice the lack of bullets flying past my head?
I like it!
I'm into this.
No.. go under.
*sings* I'm going under...
...drowning yoouuuuouou."
Bit of Evanescence for ya'
This is fun. *laughs*
Of course there's the badders...
(along with the music) Du du du du du du du...
uah
OOUUCH!!
Keeeyyyyy....
yup!!
keeeyy
yup
Aaahh come one man.
Aah fuckin' key...
Oh hi.
HI!
HI!!
OOOOHH!!!
Why can't I shoot like that all the time?
Yeah, how many?
two?
three?
A billion!?
AAAHH!
Reload!
Fucks... OUCH!!
Why did you have to reload! I picked up a fuckin' new gun from the ground.
I'm doing a little spaz attack
(intensifies)
DAMMIT!
Do I not have my super power gun anymore?
Oh I do!
Hello!
Aahh fuck!
Sht... I- I know it makes sense that my aim would go off when you're fuckin' shootin' me
But for the sake of a video game, could you not!!
Wooo!!
God almighty... There we go!
You know what sucks?
YOU GUYS!!
Enough.
Oww
Who da facka da shooty over here?
You know what? You're gettin' a grenade
You know what? Motherfucker. You're gettin' one as well
Cuz I am sick
of these goddamn assholes on this goddamn plane
This isn't even a plane
SON OF A BITCH!!
DROWN 'EM!!
Da fuck did I just do?
Can I have my health back?
There we go! Thanks!
HI!
I guess you could say my cover's blown!
hahaha
You like how I make jokes on these
precarious situations
Oh kill him. kill him. Kill him!
YES!
ok
ok ok ok ok ok
There it is!
And a one. And a two. And a one, two, three, four
FUCK YOU!!
*Exhales calmly*
One more?
No. I think he learned his lesson.
We can all calm down. Let's stop the witch hunt.
MY GOD!
That was a lot.
Am I still alive?
Do I still have all my arms and legs?
I think so. Still have my face anyway so that's good.
AAhh COME ON!
I am not important enough to be shooting that much at!
Woooaahh ho ho ho!!
Oh!
Ohhoho!
That's not good!
Nate!
Nate run please.
Oh god it's just like Uncharted 2 all over again!
And that also sucked!
AAaaAAaaAA run!
It's like when crash bandicoot had to dodge the bolder again
except this boulder shoots back
Uh oh.
Uh oh!
Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh!
Terrible. Terrible!
WHYY!!
Leave me alone!
Good god RUN Nate!!
Whoou!!
Whooaa
I don't like it.
I don't like it
I don't like it
Did anyone ever tell you that you are a suck?
AiAiAiAiAiAichi Wowa!
Fuck!
ME!
HOW are you guys still alive with all the crashing going on?!
OO!
OO!
I have an RPG. Can I not just shoot 'em
WHAA!
Ok!
Never mind!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to piss on your petunias!
Fuckin' hell
Thank you!
Ahhh! For the love MORE!
I have an RPG!
AAAHHH!!
AAAHHH!!
*falls over and dies*
*moaning*
*whispers* Sons of bitches.
Hoo!
Thanks bro.
Thanks.
I really needed this.
Ahaa I really needed a friend
*cries*
Sully, I hurt.
I think I'm gonna die!
There they are!
Where's Samwise?
*peace sign*
*laughs*
Hey.
*laughs*
Sam noo!
Nope!
Sam you're an addict.
It's so weird how Sam feels like the younger brother who needs to be taught by his older brother
but...
I guess that's what they're going for with the dynamic between them.
Just Sam you- you have a problem buddy.
You have an addiction.
You need to stop.
Or you're gonna get yourself killed
It's alot like The Hobbit. *laughs*
Also
Funny how the treasure is underneath like the- the most iconic mountain in the entire area.
that's been in view almost the entire time.
It was under that mountain? No!
Where?
Aahh, there.
Victor, you and your sea-plane. You're so cute.
Oh wait, there was- there was a clicky.
Yeah you don't have a grappling hook rope like the rest of us?
*laughs*
Lead on Sullers!
Get us off this fuckin' hell hole.
Maybe,
This CART.
Come on down!
This is a load of boxes with wheels on it! *laughs*
Ahh, little help?
Are you gonna help?
There we go.
Nice!!
I get by with a little help from my friends.
Nice.
I'll go first. Make sure it's not a boobytrap.
or Sully, you can go first
you know
The senior citizen geriatric
This screams a fight
Can I go out?
Come on, you have guns. You can knock down that door.
I found it!
You guys got it ? Don't break your knees now
Wha-?
How di-?
You always find faster routes than I do
ooo..
Can I make that?
Do you guys think I could make that?
Let's try.
Hyah!
Oh oh! *laughs*
*laughs even more*
I actually thought I could make it.
It didn't look that far.
*laughs*
oh well...
How do we test it?
Anybody?
ok.
oh.
Ok. oh. wait. wh-what do I do now?
Am I- am I going off the edge
oohhh!
ow!
walls.
Ohh!
If I keep swinging out-
*laughs*
What are you doin'?
What wooden platform down there?
That one?
I- I- I  tried that
but-
We all saw what happened when I tried that.
I died.
What are you doing
aHA!
I'm not stupid, there actually was something else to do.
three, two, one
Heave!!
You got it?
You got it?
You go- atta boys.
So strong and muscular
Ah WEEeeee...
Now I did it.
Awoosh!
Spiderman doesn't even have as good as aim as that.
Pullin'
I'm pullin'
There you go.
I'm so strong
You guys good?
Oh. ok.
You got me brother?
Heee...
Thanks Sammers
Nice!
Teamwork!
OOHH!! Fuck!
Oh you brothers Brake
I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin'
Oh no. No!
Fuckin' asshole
Fffuckin' Sam!
I know I'm supposed to love you unconditionally but
ffffuck you
Get outta my fuckin' way Victor!
Addicts don't know when enough is enough, bro.
Cause' people always think of addiction as like smoking or-
like
heroin or cocaine or something like that
but addiction is-
Video games can be an addiction.
I actually wondered myself when I was younger for a while if I had an addiction to video games
'cause I used to do nothing but just play games all the time
So addiction comes in many forms.
oh god oh god
Do I have to go on my own?
Aahh, I wanted to see it break the statue.
Could they really not get up that fuckin' wall!?
Are you shittin' me right now?!
That wall is no higher that any of the other ones-
that like-
they had to hang down and stick down
their arm and I jumped up on.
You have grappling hook ropes!!
I mean I- I get it, you need to split everyone up and then
have just the two brothers at the end to have that big
revelation and payoff and-
probaby gonna find Rafe and whatever, but
Sometimes this game takes some serious leaps
in logic that kinda pulls you out of it.
Okay, let's go save Sam.
That stupid fuckin' asshole
Oohhh the sunshine's awesome, it looks like an instagram
filter. *laughs*
Hew!
*Nate grunts*
O-ow my fuckin hip bones.
Do we get to go inside the really cool mountain now?
Footprints!
Sam!
WooOO!
Heuh!
Aha that fuckin finger strength bro.
So pretty.
What else is there to it? It's fuckin'...
simple as apple pie bro.
Actually, apple pie's not that simple
There's a lot of work that goes into one of them.
Hup, dedumdedumdedum
It's nice out here, can I just take a moment
Just for myself
Just to stand here in the beauty. Aahh
Ahhhhh
Okay
Off to get shot again.
Climb up
Never lost the trail.
Ooh
Oohhhh
Ohhhhh
I gotta go this way
But lets look at the sunshine in the background.
Ahhh, peace and serenity.
AHHH! *laughs*
*whispers* Are you serious?
C'mon Nate.
Don't be a piece of shit all your life.
Good God the controls are against me sometimes.
Okay, we got it.
We got it, we're swinging this way. HU!
There you go you grabbed the- you grabbed it this time.
You know what?
It'll never- let's never mind what your mother said about you being a piece of shit all your life.
She was clearly wrong.
*Whispers* She wasn't.
That's a long way down.
Hup.
Oh God, it's a fuckin' long way down
*Scared Noise*
I don't like it. I don't like it!
Nate, can we get off this mountain now, I don't like it.
Oh, that is so damn cool lookin'
That's some calm ass water, bro.
Those waves are not moving, they're just static effects
Hup!
*Laughs*
About time you reacted realistically to one of these situations. *Chuckles*
That's so pretty, the sunshine.
Jump up.
Okay, jump up.
Atta boy.
Around, around about there you go.
Hup.
Okay.
Guessing- I'm guessing this is like the calm before the storm-
Look at this shit!
Holy banana hammocks!
Okay, what you got bro!
Who are you bro?
Bruh...
*Reads letter*
Yep.
When Nate goes back, why doesn't he, like, write a book
about all these finds, all these treasures, and everything.
Yeah I know they're footprints.
Like why doesn't he use the notes that he gets to do anything with?
Maybe he just doesn't want to be associated with it anymore.
SAM!!
Is this going to break?
Of fuckin' course it is.
Somebody made a good joke in the last video
because it was like Nathan and Samuel Morgan before
they were the Drake's. And somebody was like Nathan-
Nathan was breaking stuff before his name even rhymed
with it or something like that. So good *Laughs*
I'm glad that, that joke caught on, for this series.
Yes more footprints.
Hey a slide-y we haven't done one of these in a while
Wheee!
I got rocks up my ass.
Jesus,  Sam got far really quickly.
Do you not have any sort of fuck'in foresight
before jump'in on shit like this, anymore?
If the game afforded me a different path I'd take it.
Oh, not a fuckin' hope in Hell.
That's- that's dislocated shoulders right there.
I love how I'm trying to logic out a video game.
Oohhh, pretty lights, I like lights.
Do I just drop down? Yeah.
Oh that must feel so nice to have all that water around right now.
Maybe it's just cause I'm super warm in real life in this room.
Up we go. Oh, there's a nice echo going on.
Frogger?!
I heard a froggy friend.
*Nervous noise*
There we go.
Gotta jump across there
*Chuckles* Who are you talking to Nate?
The video game people?
Hup!
*Tarzan Yell*
Oh God... Do I have to swing again?
Yes! Finally a double swing. I've been waiting to do that
the entire game! Hu...
Yeah baby!
That was awesome!
Don't break, don't break, don't break, don't break, don't break....
It fuckin' broke.
It's funny how you can kind of anticipate them now.
That was awesome, cause ever since you were doing the
grapple hook thing I wanted, like, a whole sequence of them. That would have been fun.
You made it Nate, you're making it because I'm
controlling you and I am awesome.
Stick the thing, there you go.
Is that Avery's ship?
Thank you Nate *Laughs* Answering my questions justly
Hu!
There you go.
How are you holding on to that fuckin' thing with your hand?
AHH!
Can I jump across? Can I go anywhere?
Here we go, okay. Go here, and then jump.
Maximum effort!
Hup.
Come on jump, get ready to jump.
Get ready to jump!
Why won't you jump in any direction, there you go, thank you Naters.
Ah ha!
This is a lot of jumpin' around, man.
Oh that- that- that boat is all covered in gold trim. Of course it's Avery's.
Avery has a...
fanaticism with gold.
As evident by the fact that he is trying to horde treasure all this time.
Dude you're breaking cliffs.
Who fuckin' does that, who breaks cliffs?
Who spits everywhere while commentating?
MEEE!
You having fun? Yeah! Hope you're having fun when your ankles break.
Nathan. Haa-Hooo!
And a Haa-Heee!
And a whaa-whoo!
Oh God almighty
*Sing Song* Yeah!!
HA, ha, ha! *Giggles*
Yeah baby!
That was so cool. Does that feel refreshing?
I imagine it does, it's super warm in this room right now, so...
I would love to be covered in water.
It wasn't painful, it was fine.
I mean we got some humps and bumps in our asshole, but we're fine.
Treasure?
Treasure!
It's a little match box.
Do I go under?
Yeah.
*Quietly* So spooky.
Do we get to go find Avery now? Oh God.
Not a fuckin' hope in Hell. I'm not a bad swimmer...
but you would not find me underneath a fuckin' cliff.
Claustrophobia and a fear of drowning at the same time, no thanks.
They found it!
Is that Sam?
Yep.
*whispers* Oh Shit!
OOHH!
OOHH!!
Oh nice!
Bout fuck'in time.
What?!
By all means *Cries in pain* ow ow that really hurt, why did you have to punch me?
*Chuckles*
It would be so funny if he acted all tough and then you
punch him and he- he just went
*Cries like a baby*
*Chuckles*
Okay, the end- as he said is literally in sight.
Let's go Naters.
How do I get out?
Hello?!
Can somebody come back for me?
Nathan
Nathan Drake, me right here.
Aw...
Do I have to swim over?
Aw come on, "A Thief's End"
This must be the last chapter then.
Aw, and everybody else got a fuckin'...
got a boat.
*explosion*
Jesus Christ!!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, that smoke effect is really neat.
Uh, explosions plus extremely old wooden boat are not good.
Yeep.
Yep, yep, yep.
He dead.
Hello?
Oohh, it's creeky, oh it's croaky
Oh, I don't lika the hoaky.
Where am I go, am I going up?
Am I going around? Wha- what am I doing, Nate?
Oh, down the hole.
Whoa!
That's a lot of fuckin' treasure.
Christ.
I don't think so cause now we're gonna die of fuckin' smoke inhalation.
It's not the fire that's kills you, the smoke kills you a lot sooner.
Whoa!
The whole fuckin' boat was made out of the gold.
God damn it...
Oh, Jesus!
Just let us go...
Just shoot Rafe!
No.
Yeah!! Good job Nadine.
He has a nice gun.
Well, looks like it just us.
What a crazy bastard!
Wait I don't get a sword?
Oh shit!
Oh God!
I don't like this! Stop it!!
Give me a sword.
Stop it! Ahhh!
Ow, ow, ow. I get it, I din't know he was allowed to attack twice.
Can I punch him?
Oh crap!
Yeah you said that! Shut up!
Fuck you, bro.
Punch him, punch him, ah!
Yes!
Steal his sword, steal his sword
Punch him. Ah, my face!
Woo, get off me!
You freaky, slick haired bastard!
She's not washed-up, she's my bae!
Really we're gonna do a sword fight.
You're an asshole.
*Chuckles*
Okay..
Yes, yes  super fun.
There we go, there we go.
Oh God I hate these types of fights!
Stab him, stab him.
Yeah!
Oh yes!!
*High pitched* Ah!
I got him! I hurt him! I stabbed him! He's hurtin'!
I pressed the thing!
Grr! Fuck... him keeps- *High pitched* Ah!
Ah, there you go. Stab him!
Fuck.
What the-
What the geez man, what the gosh!
Ugh!
This is frustrating.
Get your health back, get your health back.
There we go.
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab
Stop kicking!
Fuck you.
Uughh! Stab!!
Ah, you suck!!
I got this, I got this!
Ooohh!
Ah!
Hee-ah! Keyya! Haa!
Get him!
Yes!
Stab the shit out of him- stop punching him! You have a fuckin' sword for a reason!
Yeah, you! Ha! Got him!
Oh, Go- Oh God!
Oh God there's a bunch of 'em and I don't know
what fuckin' direction they're coming from.
Ow, ow! Ow, ow!
Ah shit!
There's a lot of fuckin', like, up and then he slices down
it's like, what direction is that suppose to be?
Christ fuck me.
Ah!
Oh God!
See those ones are obvious.
The ones that come from top down are not as obvious.
Get off me. Get off me you hairy bastard!
Yes! Get him in the shins.
Ah, shit!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck you!
Fuck you, bro! Slice.
I hate it!
Get off! Get off me! Slice, slice and dice, slice and dice!
Fuckin' hate this!
Can it be over already!
Ooohhhh!!
Ooohhh!
*Groans* Ah- ah!
Fuck...
No!
Sliced you up pretty good.
God!
Aaahhh!
Fuck!
KILL HIM!! *Slight Chuckle*
Oh, ow! I'm pressing buttons but nothing's happening- My sword broke...
Cut the wire.
Ho-ho nice!
Ha ha ha *Sharp inhale*
Nice finish line, bro!
*Sigh of relief* It's over. It's over, it's over.
No...!
Oh Jesus!
Oh Jesus!
Now he's just gonna drown!
Oooohhhh! Things weigh less in water.
Yay! Nobody died!
Oh my God, that's awesome
Why couldn't we just go back here and wait?
Why do we have to swim through it when it's sinking?
That's a terrible idea!
That is so fuckin' cool!
Yeah, if you just went back to where you stole the boat
you would've been fine but no you have to swim through it and look all cool.
I have to admit...
you do look pretty fuckin' cool.
Faster please, faster please, faster please.
You guys are going to get crushed by rocks.
Did we make it?
*Sighs*
Yeah!!
We're alive!
Oh the music it's Nate's theme.
*sighs contentedly*
It's finally over, Jesus!
And he didn't get any treasure *Laughs*
Oh man...
Sully doesn't drink beer.
That's pretty good.
Hey, he's like me!
I'm a hugger.
*Chuckles*
No.
Ahhh!
Ah, that guy.
What?!
Hi...
*Chuckles*
Permits?
You gonna put dooty in my hand?
That's why he hugged her.
*Excited* oohhh!
Fuckin' knew it!
*Chuckles*
Good advice!
We have to play again?
Oh I get to play "Crash Bandicot" again. Yes!
Nice, I'm going to do so much better this time,
wait till you see, wait till you see.
All of this shit...
is gonna be mine, baby.
Oh yes!
I fuck'in Crash Bandicotted back in my day
"Crash Bandicot 3" was my fuck'in jam!
That was my jimmy-jam, bro.
Why don't I get the Aku-aku mask?
Or as I use to call him when I was younger, "Ooptegons".
Because it sounds like what he says. "Oopa-tegon".
*Laughs*
You laugh, but that's what it sounds like.
There should be some...
boxes in the middle here.
Get all the boxes, there you go, there you go, I got this,
I got this, I got this.
Get your fruits.
Get your fruits!
There we go, there we go.
There we go! Nice.
Okay check point, hup.
This level isn't super long either.
Those are some sweet flips you got going on Crash.
Some sweet tasty flips.
Get ready for it.
Oh God, I'm missing all the wumpa fruits!
Got it. Got the box, got the box.
Pweoo!
End of the level?
End of the level right after these- right after these jumpys, right after the jumpys.
Don't die, don't die!
Do not die!
Yes! I did it!
Best! Best! Wait till you see. 3500 to beat.
Come On!!
Damn it I needed more wumpas.
What's going on?
Daughter?!
Oh my God, did they get a daughter?!
Did they birth a daughter, I should say.
Not get one, they didn't just find one.
Epiloge
Epilogue or whatever fuckin' way you pronounce it.
This is a nice bedroom, where did the dogger go?
Dogger?
Aw, awesome... Ahh!
"Savage Starlight"
The poster, they were all over "The Last of Us" and
people kept saying "those guys should make that a game."
What is it?
"The Nameless City: Faith Erin Hicks"
Is that a real thing?
Yeah, your room is a bit of-
Your room is a mess.
Not that I can talk, my room downstairs is a fuckin' mess as well.
This reminds me of, spoilers for other games, this
reminds me of the start of the "Last of Us"
Old school-
oh it's even the proper case and everything.
*Gasps* I love that so much.
Not Crash one and two- Crash one and two were a little bit janky
they were a little all over the place, at the time that they came out they were good.
But you play Crash 3 like...
this is how a game should control.
Anyone... Bark bark.
Is this their room?
This place is a mess as well.
I know you want the place to look lived in, but Jesus Christ.
Are people really this messy?
I'm not this messy.
I'm messy enough, I mean I consider myself a messy person
but not this fuckin' messy.
Anything to triangle, yeah, here we go.
Wedding pictures.
It's me, I was born!
Aww...
Shut up dog!
Daaammmn...
Aw, this is awesome!
They got a daughter with a dogger.
What's up dogger, I get it... shhhh! Down boy, easy.
Bark!
Do you want to play?
Can I rub your belly?
Aw, that's a cute dogger, I want a dog...
Not a big dog like that, though.
Very nice.
What's your name little lady?
I'm gonna guess your name- no, not Sarah
I'm going to guess your name is...
ooohhh....
Ellen, no.
It's too much like Elena, your name is... Ellen Page
Hey!
You hush now, that's good music.
I like it, I'm feelin' it in my- in my bones. Oh, wait don't say bones around the dog.
It'll want me to throw one.
What's going on, what are you looking for?
Treats!
Aww...
Good God you inhaled that. *Chuckles*
That's a sick washer dryer combo.
This is a nice house!
What do we gots to eats?
Now she's going to eat an apple just like Nate did.
The stereotypical eating an apple making you look like an asshole move.
Ding!
What's this say?
*Reads letter*
Cassie that's a nice name.
*Continues*
Okay, are moms and dads outsides?
See you later, Rover.
I'm a head out.
Okay you're coming out too.
Oh, she! Oh, my bad.
Hooooly crap, this is a nice place, did I see a triangle, yeah.
How old are you, little lady?
15? 14?
Wow this is a nice house, oh nice white sandy beaches
to walk around, I can feel the sand in my toes already.
Oooh, I want to be there!
Don't even joke about that.
What if aliens...
Also the music in the background is Nate's theme again.
Do, do, doooo.
Can I- can I roll around in  the water?
Aw man, I got my shorts all wet.
I mean it seems like we live in a pretty damn nice place so these are gonna dry out in no time
Okay moving on.
Aw, now I'm going to get sand all in my feets
I like the sand in my toes and everything when I'm dry, but not when I'm wet.
You guys have like a beach house off your beach house.
Living the life, seems like you guys are rich.
Maybe Mom and Dad are on the boat...
having "alone time"...
Hello dogger.
Vicky!
Aw, he said if he- ahhh!
Nate said in the middle of it that he wanted to get a dog and he'd name it Victor.
Oh...
Remember when they were about to go into the church
that fell apart with the big bells, Nate said, "I'm going to get a dog"
And it was like, "Can I name it Victor?"
Oohh!
Are we getting ready for a trip?
Okay, let us go, Vicky.
Ahh, this is cool.
Are they in here?
Birders!
Hello?
Maybe they did walk to the store?
What kind of parents just leave their child and don't say where they're going?
Nate and Elena- ooohhh!
Awesome...
It's like a thing inside some Jade
What are you?
Huh?
Well, that is a puzzle minded person.
These are all of your accomplishments.
Whoa...
D & F Fortunes, Drake and Fisher?
That's awesome!
Of course you do, you were in it.
*quietly* Oh awesome, oh trianglers.
It's all his nudy mags
Hey, it's me!
"Treasure hunting runs in the family"
We're treasure hunters!
Oooohhh!
Oh! Let's find daddy's dirty secrets!
It's like teeth from all the men he's killed.
Whoa!
Avery's Cross!
Or the Saint Dismas, I guess.
It's all his shit.
Very cool.
Woop woop woooo.
No, you got to put it back where you gt it.
Daddy's going to get angry.
Then he's going to hit me again...
"Divis Vinnstra", I don't know
My Latin is not as good as it use to be.
As in I can't speak Latin.
Hey this is the thing from "Uncharted 2"
Uh, "Uncharted 2" I just said it. *Laughs*
God, there's a lot of shit here.
Avery coin.
Sure is Cassie, I was going to call you Becky.
Sure is Becky.
We should stop poking around Daddy's going to be mad.
Ah the journal that saves his life, it got the bullet in it.
Yeah.
I hear foot steps.
I thought I heard foot steps, God, that scared me.
Ooohh!
They're from "Uncharted 2" as well, aren't you?
Or maybe, no was that stuff from "Uncharted 3", I can't remember.
They all blend together after a while.
Is that it? Book! His mom's book.
*Gasps* His mother's name was Cassandra
they named the daughter after his mother. *Clap*
I'm a fuckin' detective.
Okay, I've you once before I'm not reading you all again.
Hener Averer.
Yes, and we found it and almost died. It's the picture with Sam.
Aw.
She knows her Latin, Daddy taught you well.
*Reads Note*
That's from "Uncharted 1"
Uh-oh Uh-oh!
Same
*Chuckles*
*Laughs*
*Chuckles*
We're superheros.
When guys and girls love each other very much
Just like her dad.
Bold.
Just like daddy!
Crap!
YEAH!
Woo!
Man that was a good ending!
Hoo, what a fuckin' game, man. I'm so glad that they had a
daughter, and now they get to have like a family and stuff
Their lafe- their life is a lot more normal even though they still have their...
treasure hunting and their gathering and all that stuff.
Okay!
Oh wow, what a game, okay final thoughts, I normally talk
about like- give my little review of the game
whenever I finish playing it very, very, good game.
Is it the best Uncharted game? No.
I- I still don't think, it- it takes a lot to top what "Uncharted 2" was
not only because of the time it came out but the fact it was like, a fantastic sequel.
Then, "Uncharted 3" came out and it was a little worse, actually it was a lot worse.
By my regards it was a lot worse, the scores wise and sales wise it did incredibly well.
Still a good game.
Um, but for an Uncharted game it was a fuckin' mess
and it was all over the place, and the pacing was all off.
You can tell another team made it because the guys who
made this Neil Druckmann and Bruce Stray- Strayley- Stayley, Starly, I can't remember.
Straley.
I think it's Straley.
They went on to make "The Last of Us" and they were the ones who made "Uncharted 2"
or like lead "Uncharted 2" so, they were like, they were
the dudes who knew what Uncharted was and how the pacing of everything would go
and the characters really well, they knew what they were doing and then "Uncharted 3" came along...
The people who took that over kinda knew what they were doing
but you could tell that- that perfect shine wasn't on
it, it wasn't- it wasn't amazing. This they came back to it
and they brought a lot of what they learned on "The Last of Us" back to the game
which I think hurt the game in a lot of ways, hurt and helped. In regards to characters it helped it a lot,
In regards to characters and mu- or um music and just the overall arc of everything
and the consistency and the focus of everything, working on "The Last of Us" gave
them a lot of experience  and gave them a lot of tips and tricks and how to do different things.
And the story was amazing, it was really, really good
It could have done with a little more peril
but for the sake for set pieces what "Uncharted" was known for
it took a hit.
Because "Uncharted 2" had like the helicopter chase scene,
blowing up buildings all around you and "Uncharted 2"...it was a lot more ridiculous
but in- in the scenario of the world, the universe
that they built, it didn't seem all that ridiculous, like all the shit that was happening
you were like "oh it's just like Indiana Jones" and in Indiana Jones a lot of crazy shit happens as well.
But you- you buy it, you don't care, it doesn't have to be realistic because
the world isn't designed that way. You go into the universe kind of knowing
that everything is a bit ridiculous and a bit goofy and a bit cartoony
so you kind of let that stuff go. There was a helicopter chase scene, there was a building collapse
You had to jump out of a destroyed collapsing building and it was all over the top but you didn't care.
You were on a train that was getting attacked by helicopters and a lot of dudes as well, but...
Again in that world it felt right, it felt that those limits weren't so much
And then "Uncharted 3" went a bit overboard, there was a lot of that stuff as well but they were a bit TOO ridiculous
that they didn't fit the world either and you were kind of looking at them going
"Okay."
And then the pacing of that was a bit all over the place, but for this one
The pacing was really good, the characters were really good, the set up of everything was really good.
It was always about the focus between Sam and Nate and I really liked that and it just
it zoned in on that  and it kept that same scenario going for a really long time, you really believed in it.
Um, Rafe was a really good bad guy, the bad guy in "Uncharted 3" was terrible
But in this one they went too realistic, they kept it a bit too grounded and I think
being on "The Last of Us" kind of did that to them, that to
sell the story they wanted to sell they needed to keep
things a bit more realistic, a bit more grounded, a bit more...
a bit more focused on the brothers, just so you bought what was happening
and you were invested in it a lot more and that worked
that really did work but at the same time for an
"Uncharted" game you kind of miss those little- or those set pieces
where it's like, when the helicopter going to blow us up?
And there was a few collapsing buildings here and there
but the craziest thing that happened was that chase scene in the jeep
Which wasn't all that crazy, it was fuckin' awesome and I loved it, but it just
didn't have that like, awww, that little extra edge but overall,
an amazing game, really well crafted the- I really liked how they went back to
being in a few locations and staying a while in those locations and then moving on
That's what "Uncharted 2" did, it's what "Uncharted 1" did,
"Uncharted 3" then had you bouncing all over the place and the pacing was just really crippled for that
But for this one it was like, "yeah we're here, let's focus in
on this area and then we move on". And then they spent a shit ton of time at the end all at that island.
They were just gl- they were globe trotting around the island
That doesn't make sense, globe trotting is going around the world *chuckles*
But they were island trotting. They were moving all over the place
but is was within the same location so everything stayed consistent-
Oh!
Amy Hennig, she was the- one of the female lead writers
I think on um..."Uncharted 2" and "Uncharted 3" and "1" and
she- she doesn't work at Naughty Dog anymore, I don't
think, so they were congratulating her and thanking her for everything.
Yeah...
Aw, that's nice, um...Laura Bailey?!
Laura Bailey was Nadine Ross, she was the girl in
she was Fetch in "Infamous Second Son", she also did
something else recently and I can't remember what it was.
She was in something else that I remember...
Something else I played recently, um... oh I think she might been in "Quantum Break". I can't remember.
But yeah, overall really good game, I- I like
talking about how games are made and the pacing and the writing and the story and all that kind of stuff.
Because I feel like
to some degree I know what I'm talking about. If something is off or on
and sometimes I don't know how to fix it
or I don't know what's wrong with the game
But sometimes I can, like, tell if a game's off
or the pacing just isn't there
Everything with me is pacing
If the pacing is good, I think a game is good.
People under-estimate how good pacing can be, but..
It was- it was the 'best playing' Uncharted game
I will say that, the... movement system has been all over the place
cause there was too, there was too many animations
It looked good but there was too many animations
and articulation points and everything, that when you tried to jump to one place
it was like "Oh! You want to do this animation?"
and then the animation plays for like 5 seconds
Some of them are longer than others, so it kind of- it, it got a bit frustrating after while, but...
The ropes swinging around- I like that-
every combat scenario you got into felt like a little playground
"Uncharted 2" pushed the limits of...
being in a thing, guys are coming at you, and you move, like, around the environment
but this one was like
you moved ALL around the environment, not only around, but up and down as well
So they really nailed that combat feeling. It was really well done
Every combat scenario felt good. I was a bit shit at it every now and then
I blame too much...
PC gaming. I can't use a controller anymore. I- I'm spoiled
Umm
And then......
Like, just the general puzzles, the platforming and everything, it felt like they really got the Uncharted 2 feeling back
There was a lot of...
Everything in the game was a bit too realistic
There was no, like...super secret village that, like, blew your mind
Uh, Libertalia looked nice
But again it was a very realistic thing
which worked within the realm of what the game's universe was
But compared to...
"Uncharted 2" where you went into...
Shangri-la, or Shambal, or whatever the fuckin' place was
That you went in and everything was just like...
"Holy shit"
Like it was obviously not a real place
But it looked like something that could have been in a movie
It was very video-gamey, put it that way
This one was a lot more realistic
Umm, and another thing I kinda miss was the supernatural element
A lot of people hated those in the Uncharted games
"Uncharted 1" kinda had mutant zombie dudes
"Uncharted 2" had the super-powered-
big, buff blue dudes who were actually like...
hyped up on drugs
Then "Uncharted 3" had hallucinations, but it kinda played into these, like, teleporting...
fire demon dudes
So this one just completely got rid of that
and...I missed that. I missed the kind of quirky charm to it all
Um, overall, really good game, glad I played it
Really glad I finished out the entire thing. I didn't just do a couple episodes and then be like...
"You know what? People aren't watchin' this" 
And then stop it
That's not what happened to "Quanta Break", by the way
That was- that was a different story- that had problems-
with recording.
That- everything kept desyncing, so that's why I stopped that
But with this one, I'm really glad I saw it through
and I'm really glad people got involved in it
and I'm glad, like, some jokes came out of it, like the whole Nathan "Break" thing
Ahhh, really good!
I'm- I'm gonna remember this series fondly
And I like doing these series cuz..
You get that full, like "Let's Play" experience, cause it's ashame that...
The full, unedited "Let's Play"
on YouTube is kind of dying out.
That not many people are doing them anymore because...
People just either don't have the time, or they don't care, or there's other stuff
Other people really highly editing their series
And then people lose the patience for super long episodes, but...
I- I always enjoy watching these types of videos on YouTube
that, you go off, you're like,
you're workin' on somethin' in your home, whether you're drawin', doing homework, or you're doing the dishes or whatever
And you put on that series in the background. You just listen to the commentary and the story going on
I'm- I'm a big, umm...
advocate for these types of series, so that's why I like doing them
And then you go back, and you remember these series fondly, being like-
"I remember my mentality back at that series, I remember...
Jack's channel back then. I remember what it was like back then to be watching the series
The atmosphere and the vibe around the channel"
And these types of series really solidify that because it goes on for an extended period of time
Like people go back,
they watch "Undertale" and they're like "I remember how I felt watching this series"
Go back, watch "Papers, Please". "I remember how I felt watching this series". So...
Hopefully people got that sort of emotional attachment to this series
ANYWAY
THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching it and for being here with me, and experiencing this journey with me
it was awesome! And I'm glad I did it
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I have to fight my mother?
"Toriel blocks the way"
Let's see...
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"Knows what's best for you"
Oh! BALLS-AROONI!
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keeping me company somewhat while
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