It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of
the fastest production cars on the planet.
0 to 60 in four seconds, sweetie.
This is a limited edition.
You damn right, it's limited.
No cup holder, no backseat...
Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it.
I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
Oh, damn...
Sorry.
[Engine revs up / brakes screech]
Get it.
[Burnett] But can't you see, I can't get down there.
You've got an engineering flaw up in here,
my shit ain't goin' down up in there.
Go.
Titty-titty, strutty-strutty.
[Black carjacker] Go on. Make 'em
want it. Make 'em want it.
[Lowrey] You know what, I ain't your wife to
be cleaning up after your little filthy ass--
[Burnett] You watch my hand, okay?
My shit can't get down there,
and when it does, it gets stuck.
Now what do you come up with? You got dis shit.
Nah, y-you gon' get that fry.
This ain't no goddamn Denny's; don't eat in my--
[Burnett] I wouldn't be buyin' no shit from Denny's anyway!
I don't like the way we've been treated.
They bit, Jack. Let's gank these fools.
[Burnett] Yeah, you ain't interested
in the damn fry; you all up in that.
Get out of the car, man.
Shit.
The *fuck*??
Me and my team have had a big week,
so just get the fuck out of the car.
Damn...
What are you weighin', 350?
I bet you a big Popeye chicken-eatin' motherfucker, ain't you?
Hey, hey.
[Jack] Get the fuck out.
[Burnett] Why I always got to get the big, *thick* motherfuckers?
[Burnett] Why I always got to get the big, *thick* motherfuckers?
[Jack] Get out of the car now!
Alright, alright, alright!
[BC] I'll split your wig.
[Burnett] Okay? Alright, hold on.
[Lowrey] Now-- now this is some funny shit.
[BC] Shut up!
[Lowrey] Now-- now this is some funny shit.
Let me tell you how bad a day you're havin':
RIght now, you're jackin' a couple cops.
Oh yeah? Well I'm a stand-up comedian...
...and I *suck*! That's why I need your car!
Look, I ain't no Wesley Snipes.
I just hang out with stupid-ass friends,
that drive stupid-ass cars that attract
a lotta motherfuckin' attention!
You know what? I need to jump over this car and *smack*
you in your peasy-ass head, that's what I need to do.
Well, you know what? You're arguing over a motherfuckin'
[Burnett] French fry! It's a fry, man!
[Lowrey] It's not about the French fry, it's about your
lack of respect for other people's property!
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[BC] Shut up! Shut up!
[Burnett] This shit is stupid! Hold it--
[Jack] Quit yapping!
[Burnett] Hold the *fuck* on!
Alright, now - you want some bad enough, then come get some!
[Lowrey] You want some?!
Alright, now - you want some bad enough, then come get some!
Alright, now - you want some bad enough, then come get some!
Ergh!
Ungh!
Aagh!
You like that shit?!
Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57!
Now give me a motherfuckin' handy-wipe!
Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
