*Angry VTAK Noise*
"Get Partner already."
I'm trying my best!
*Visual Aggression*
James May: Cheese
Sappy: *Loses mind*
Oh Dear, Hail Mary!
Oh bother..
We've gone and done it again,
Jeeves!
A job, that has money
coming in-
*stunt noises*
Style points!
Style points!!
How we doing? Welcome to..
Welcome to the cesspit.
That's a really bad intro,
Isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah..
*Intense Japanese cartoon noises*
Tomatoes, saint or sin?
Find ou-
*More lactose flavoured aggression*
*deflates before laughing*
*reinflates*
*Tatooine type beat*
"1k Points to fake a smile?"
I do it for free every stream.
331st! Let's go!!
"This is just a wannabe Mario Kart."
You mean the BEST Mario Kart, right?
When are they adding Toyota??
Whereas the other two-
*commits bruh moment*
I'm dead!
Garfield fricking dies!!
Time to get glocked!!
*no u* Okay?
Ooh, okay! *fires rod ;) *
No! *realisation*
Yes!!
Nailed it.
*Aggressive comeback noises*
A normal pie, alright then.
*300 IQ aimbot*
THE COMEBACKK! THE COMEBACK!
LOOK AT THAT!!
*5000 DPI*
FAK!!
Dammit..
*clutch.mp4*
Sappy, bro!
Hype! Hype! Hype!
*Sappy.exe has encountered an error.*
*sass intensifies*
I'm having a good time right now.
Happy vibes only.
Sappy vibes only!
Subscribe to Shadow: Raid Legends..
No, don't do that.
Maim, Shadow Regends..?
*Charging bruh momentum*
B O I.
Ninja's wife got a sub? Wait..
No way! Jessica Blevins!
*comedy noise*
That's when you know you've made it as a streamer.
When you can give a sub to Ninja's wife, with a straight face..
*dying of hysteria*
Alright, guess we're going to have to
make it back up the pack then.
*Sarcastic winning noises*
Ah, what a shame.
*anguish* Again??
"Are we racing against AI or people?"
Depends how Fruity and Ratboy feel about me today.
-Especially if it's hot where you are.
*Lewds detected*
I did not realise she had no clothes on
and it was just donuts.
Hi Twitch staff.
And on the 4th Day, God said "Lmao, let's make Enzo Ferrari
so he can build supercars."
Buoy Smashing.
Me, when I smash the boys.
Ayy, 3:39. How's that?
*Sees the sacred number*
N I C E.
I like losing my hearing, it's cool.
Okay, 2200.
*Spinning the Wheel Of Fortune*
*Buff Horses tremble in fear*
I can't go above 100km/h or it just-
*le B O I N G*
Here we go! Lightspeed!!
*Activating jump drive*
*ERROR: STABILISER OFFLINE
DOWNFORCE INSTABILITY
THRU*//^&%$^%$*
NOOO!!!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
You had a good innings, and now you shall rust.
Amen.
Hail Brittania, the land of crumpets
and failing economies.
The opposite word for assassin
is d*ckd*ckout.
Oh, for god's sake, Trouble_maker!!
There are over a million words in
the English language..
And THOSE are the ones you
choose to enter with.
Gotdamn..
*squeak*
*giggling*
Just glad they increased the car space *squeak*
The car limit.
*mentally faltering*
Thank you for the- thank you-
*broken language driver* England!!
*spamming Reset button*
Thank you for the follow, Crazyweather!
That took a bit of effort..
Nice brakes! Nice brakes.
*Instant Karma Strikes*
Nice wall..
I literally just made this but..
We've got a Club now!
*Pls join it, i like friends*
Gonna try and leave Fruity space-
*bonk* Oop, hello.
Woah, you're in the air!!
She's in the ai- She's rolling!!
*wheeze* Oh noooo!
How is everyone? How is everyone..?
I saluted with both hands.
I am.. a small brain.
I am a big pp,
but I am a small brain.
*Aggressive imperialism increasing*
Just call me Squidward Testicles -
It's gun time!!
Oh my god, we are wearing a skirt.
*tf2_scout_voice.mp3*
*boonk*
Okay.. I didn't just hear that myself, right?
(Genuinely unedited game audio)
*Sicko mode-s an old man*
*hysteric comedy time*
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH AMD!!
*Calculating trajectory..*
*Flips 4D chessboard*
Ooh, the snipes!!
Heavy weapons guy!
Oh, dammit.
*Aggressive celebration*
200! Top 200, let's GO!!
*Slow vaporwave-ing to elevator music*
*Commits insurance fraud*
There ya go.
1 like = 1 tax fraud
"Show me the beans."
Alright chief, you got it.
*tyler1.jpg*
I wonder what this looks like on stream if I..
If I lower my chair.
*Smol gf height unlocked*
Okay, now I'm too tall.
*Gets kneecapped*
Perfect.
Now that we know our line, we can take
A lot more speed through this sec-*dies*
-tion! Too much speed,
Okay. Too much speed..
Consider this as my heart outpouring in text form. Please read.
What a journey it's been so far.
Thank you, everyone. I love you all.
