[Jake Paul aka the spawn of satan] Christmas is lit
Christmas, litmas
[Will] Woahhh, I can't wait for these lyrics to be explained
Right ok you lot all hope you's are all well, so just quickly before getting at this video if you are new around here
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That would be absolutely lovely anyway right so as I'm sure you've already guessed from this
Filthy thumbnail and title Jake Paul's made a Christmas song this week. It's not very good, and he's done it whilst dressed as mrs.
Doubtfire, or a burns victim you know kids back in
my day
The only thing lit on Christmas
Were the lights and it starts off like this and you're thinking, arh
Actor looks a little bit uncomfortable like Nick Crompton there is being told to pretend he's a child and you can see all over his face
He's not up for it, but have a look at that poor toddler, man
like how can you make a Christmas song for kids when the only one in the actual video looks like he'd rather be in an
Orphanage. [Jake Paul] Litmas... [Will] And it baffles us right because there must be so much work that goes into making these videos like they've got that whole
house looking like the Blackpool Illuminations
So surely you're not trying to tell me that none of them couldn't have came up with something better than Christmas is lit
Christmas litmas [Jake Paul] Christmas, litmas
It's not even really interesting or funny, or like annoying in any way just sounds bad [Jake Paul] Christmas is lit, Christmas be the sh#t
Christmas make me wanna post family pics. [Will] You know what
I genuinely miss little t
Arh yes! [Kid] If your famous in Blackpool yeah, that's all cool but you wanna get famous like around the country [Will] Yeah, like scumthorp and all.
Okay, so you's remember that noisy documentary from a while back about our three favorite rapping individuals. [Random Guy] It was so gassed in there
so gassed
[Will] We'll they've made another! So pretty much if you don't remember the last one ended with them all being like oh
We're not gonna beef each other anymore. We're gonna stop seeing radge things. Didn't really pan out like that. [Poet] My first stop, Manchester
Where little t and soph are playing a sold-out show to 300 fans?
First thing I want to know have they toned down the crud?
I've gotta say right credit to noisy on this one because they are
Genuine experts are making people look like d#cks. To take this in for a second, right
let's just have a look at the edit here so first they've used this clip of her dropping and some interesting lines then they've
Got Tracy Beaker here saying she's an inspiration and then straight away after they've got another young lass reciting more of her work
Yeah, your mum is a whore getting banged on the floor her p#ssy's ugly its oh so raw, such a sight shes breaking the law. [Will] Its genius
Also where have they filmed this and all? Is that a pub or a farm
I'm team Little T because he, like, started all the grime. [Will] Ai me too actually like, little t, starter of all the grime, put that one on your CV
Like they've all got his merch on and and all, has he got groupies now has he
I just like all of his songs and all his first ones like yo yeah light the bifta you know yeah I like that one
Oh aye that one, I've heard that one before
[Random Girl] Little T said he was gonna rape a little sister and I think that's just disgusting
She says, wearing his t-shirt
[Old Will]I realize everyone's [Will Now] Oh bloody hell
How is that try to rinse other people's back then?
When I was just a floating yellow head in-front of some black blinds.Its an interesting camera angle that will.
So anyway pretty much this whole second documentary is presented as if they're like genuinely shocked that it kept happening
[Poet] Last year they promised it was stopping the sending and would focus on proper music
I'm from believe I'm seeing packed up in you
Screaming little kids and the crud was on next levels like really that what uses it telling teenagers?
To stop sending for each other, when it does millions of views like they're obviously not gonna stop
Just because some bloke and he's cameraman have came around there's for a cup of tea and told them not [Poet] No message for Stormzy?
Oh man it just doesn't get better than this stuff does it right what else. Ok so probably the best thing that I saw this week
Was this twitch streamer so he sat up there in the bottom corner and pretended to control a UFC fight
So we didn't get flagged for copyright. Like look at him man he's more invested in that fight than they are. Found lost cat
He was a little dirty so we are cleaning him up wait hang on
That's not a cat's how do you come across like a wild roaming animal the size of a Ford Mondeo and think
Aye just a big boned cat that init like it takes a special type of moron end up with a mountain lion in their bath ok
So I made a video about this crazy robot lady the other day. Hot robot says she wants to destroy all humans hot
Robot, just a big bunch of copper wires man
What are you lot on about. And even if you look past that right, she constantly looks like she's half-way between a stroke and an orgasm
Don't think it got pushed to suboxes that much so I'll leave a link down below
But there's more robot updates this week so after all we've discovered of that sophia women being an absolute
Psychopath. [Sophia Robot] Ok I will destroy humans we've now made the smart decision to start teaching them how to use guns
We're just asking for it now. Oh aye lads look at that scary terminator b#stard, could do some damage him
Should we give him a pistol. Right, okay, so just got into the month of December
Which means a couple of things big mariah carey's being wheeled out again?
[Mariah Carey] I dont want alot for christmas
I swear they just freeze her in the summer months and the words vlogmas is starting to rear its head again
Okay, so moving on little pump, sound cloud rapper and er savior of hip hop [Lil Pump] ESKEET ESKEET ESKEET
ESKEET ESKEET ESKEET ESKEET. I'm so fucking weird when I say the word hip hop also born two days before Sophie Aspin coincidence
I think not well anyway. He's made no secret of his affection for iCarly in the past and then the past week
He secured it
Well I think he did like it's not too clear from the photos like I'm not sure we can rule out the possibility of that being
Michael Jackson just yet, but still okay, and then I spotted this distorted face alright, what's going on here
then - I saw these on my timeline and was like hang on why have they made that a Snapchat filter
Its Bloody awful, and then I was like oh hang on. She's drawn that on her face
I mean like yeah, I respect the talent that must have been hard to do. And I know for a fact
I certainly couldn't do it myself
But where'd you get that idea from and then we had the woman who had loads of surgery to make herself look like Angelina Jolie?
Oh Lord well, I mean yeah to be fair
They've got that spot on. And I realize I am in absolutely no position to comment this but my god
That's some chin. Sutherland fan takes a dump in the stands during Black Caps 3-1 defeat to reading
You know as a Newcastle fan, right?
I thought we were bad for punching horses but we've been out done here. Anyway guys that is the end of the video
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