From getting pantsed in a Wal-Mart to screaming
during a flute solo, the Planet Dolan Crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the most embarrassing
things our parents have done.
I’m Doopie and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Bangtangirll709
Princess Proton
Princess Proton was in a store with her mom
when she saw one of her friends from school.
She went up to her friend and left her mom
to shop alone for a few minutes.
Just then, she heard a store announcement
say, "Attention all shoppers, can Princess
Proton come to the woman's section to tell
her mother what brand of pads she uses?
Thank you very much."
Princess Proton was already embarrassed, and
she later learned that even more people she
knew were also at the store.
And the announcement had used her full name.
Number 9 was Submitted by letsplayCloudAids
Ladybot
When Ladybot was seven, she had a weird rash
on her chest that was pretty embarrassing.
But when she went to a family reunion, her
mom announced to everybody about the rash.
Her relatives were laughing hysterically,
so she spent the rest of the reunion in her
room sulking and playing video games.
But even then she couldn’t escape it, because
her older cousin kept popping in and asking,
“how’s your boob rash little lady?”
After the reunion, Ladybot didn’t talk to
her mom until she apologized.
More than a decade later, her mom still reminds
her of the rash.
Number 8 was Submitted by emdrew124 Ursa
Ursa had an awkward moment in the car with
her mom that would have been WAY worse if
anybody else was around.
When Ursa was about 16, she was driving her
mom to the store, when her mom looked looks
over at her from the passenger side and said,
"Honey, I just hope you know the pull out
method doesn't work, and that's why we have
you."
It was so completely out of nowhere, Ursa
almost swerved into a ditch.
Number 7 was Submitted by NightShiftNinja
Hellbent
Hellbent’s parents love to reminisce on
Facebook about all of the weird shit that
he said when he was younger.
One of their favorite stories to tell is from
when Hellbent was 9 years old.
He and his sister were playing UFC, and he
yelled, "I'M GOING TO SQUAT-THRUST YOU INTO
A COMA!"
Hellbent’s dad posted the video of it to
Facebook and tagged him in it.
The next day, all of his friends in high school
yelled that at him whenever possible.
Number 6 was Submitted by StarBlazerM31 Cid
Cid and his dad went to a bookstore, and after
a good deal of time, his dad found a book
he wanted to buy.
When they got to the checkout lane, his dad
leaned forward and started pointing out imaginary
flaws in the book, angling for a discount.
The girl behind the counter got this really
confused look and looked at Cid for help.
Cid put his face in his hands, as this went
on for a while and his dad was starting to
hold up the line.
Cid was trying to avoid being associated with
him, but was unfortunately standing right
next to him.
He kept pressuring the girl to lower the price,
for a whole sequence of nonsense, made-up
reasons.
Finally, Cid had enough and said, "Dad, I
work in retail, remember?
This isn't the Grand Bazaar.
You can't haggle prices at a retail store.
Either buy the damn book, or let's get out
of here and stop wasting this poor lady's
time!"
He scowled at Cid and begrudgingly paid for
the book.
Number 5 was Submitted by DonaldMcCecil Grgak
One time, Grgak was playing an online game
with a bunch of people.
He knew they were in the chat, but didn't
have microphones.
His mother noticed he had a hot mic and proceeded
to say, directly into the microphone: "Hey
Grgak, when you're done, can you sort the
clean and soiled undies?
Then, could you help me find my bra?"
Of course, she didn’t actually need any
of those things, she just did it to embarrass
him… and he had no convincing way to explain
it away.
He decided the easiest course of action was
just to quit the game and start a new group.
Number 4 was Submitted by 3clipseAngel Melissa
Melissa used to be in band and played the
flute in 6th grade.
In their performance, some people were assigned
a solo randomly from the teacher.
Melissa was very shy and nervous to play in
front of so many people, so she was hoping
that she wouldn’t get picked… but she
did.
On the day of the performance, she got over
her nerves, and actually performed her solo
really well.
But just before she finished, her mother stood
up and started screaming, “Woooooo!
That’s my baby right there!
Knock ‘em dead pumpkin!
After this you’re getting a well-deserved
Happy Meal!”
To this day, her friends haven’t let her
live it down.
Number 3 was Submitted by Plankgamer_69 Zaraganba
Once, Zaraganba was at Walmart with his girlfriend
and a few of her friends, having a good time.
What Zaraganba didn’t know was that his
dad was also at Wal-Mart.
He never even saw him there before he ran
up and pantsed Zaraganba, getting not only
his pants but his underwear too.
Everyone laughed at him, as he looked down
to see his pants and underwear on the floor.
Zaraganba hurried to put his pants back on
and walked away.
He still gets teased about it.
Number 2 was Submitted by That_Hecker_00001
Pringle
When Pringle was in 6th grade, his mom was
picking him from school.
She pulled up and waited for Pringle to leave
his classmates and start walking over to the
car.
Then she rolled down the window and started
yelling, “Hey, it’s my beautiful baby
boy!
Get in, get in!
We have to go to your Uncly-Wuncly’s house!
OH, AND HEY!
YOU DIDNT NEED MORE THAN 4 CONDOMS RIGHT?
I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS!”
Pringle assumes this was the result of his
mom catching him masturbating a few days earlier.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing
thing my parents did?
