Oh, hey there.
You are The Boy Who Lived?
I'm Serj. Just Serj, no patronymics here.
I'm local doctor.
Well, yes, that's all we got.
Don't worry, you are safe here.
We have folks, walls, guns. Guards and watchtowers.
Those creatures shall not reach us.
I can promise you that.
So,
Dmitry, our fearless leader
asked me to check up on you.
He told me you got
a concussion, right?
How long's it been?
And how do you feel now?
Well, please, tell me something...
How old are you?
Okay...
When was your last appointment with the neurologist?
Yes, I mean before the apocalypse.
Any allergies?
Needing glasses or contacts?
Now I'm gonna make a series of
diagnostic tests
to examine your cranial nerves
and to detect any wrongs.
Let's start with olfactory nerve.
So, would you be so kind to
shut your right nostril, please,
and breath normally.
Perfect.
I have some samples here,
some scents.
I'll give you to smell
and you have to name the scent correctly.
Yes, it is easy, but
you have to close your eyes.
First scent.
Right.
What is it?
Correct.
And the last scent.
How does it smell?
Exactly.
Open your eyes.
Now we'll do the same with other nostrill,
please, shut the left one.
Don't forget to breathe.
Close your eyes.
Smell it?
Right.
This one?
Think.
Good.
And the last sample...
Exactly.
Well, open your eyes.
Your olfactory nerve is perfectly fine.
Move on to the optic nerve.
Now I ask you to look
in the center of my happy face.
Lips, nose - whatever.
I will move my fingers just like that
and you have to tell me when you see them no more.
They will disappear, yes.
Yes, it is easy again.
Ready, set...
Eyes on the face, not on fingers.
Go.
Again.
No, here.
Good.
And the last one.
Wonderful. Now, please, kindly continue to stare
in the middle of my happy face.
I'll wiggle my fingers on the sides like that
and you have to tell, which hand is moving.
Left or right.
Not mine left or right. Yours.
So,
ready, set,
Go.
Good.
Alright.
Correct.
Right.
Good.
Now I need you to
look at my fingers.
To here.
Here.
Look here.
Good. Now
follow my fingers, please.
Eyes only, don't move your head.
Hey, they are here.
Set, go.
Good.
Follow my fingers, follow them.
Perfect.
Well, now I'll check pupillary response to light.
Yes.
No, "do even blink".
A little bit closer.
Look up, please.
Now down.
Good. Left now.
Right.
Keep looking.
Look straight.
Follow the light a little.
Wonderful.
There are no signs of sight problems,
so we move on to the next test.
It's gonna be...
hearing.
What I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna whisper
into each of your ears extremely quietly,
almost inaudible,
three numbers.
You have to recognize them
and repeat after me.
Yes, it is easy. Again.
I prefer to start with the left.
Ready, set, go.
Ten,
six,
forty seven.
Now give me right.
Fourteen,
twenty one,
fifty.
Give me left back.
One,
ten,
seventy six.
Good, now right again.
Fourty,
thirty six,
twelve.
Good.
Well, that's exactly enough.
Yes, it is simple as pie.
And now we move on to tactile nerve.
So, what I'm gonna do now...
For starters - put my gloves on.
This pair is clean, don't worry.
First...
Almost there...
Second.
So, here I have nice little q-tip.
Don't worry, this one is also clean.
What am I gonna do, I'm gonna touch you
on different parts of your face
with this q-tip
and you have to tell me, where do you feel it.
Left  cheek right cheek,
chin, forhead, temple - you know.
Yes, this is easy AGAIN and you need to close your eyes.
Good.
Feel that?
Where?
Good.
Now?
Where?
Good.
Now?
Correct.
Here?
Right.
Continue.
What about this piece of face?
Good.
Now?
Correct, I didn't touch a thing.
Here?
Right.
Last one.
Correct.
So, open your eyes.
You are going to make some
faces for me, and I prefer it hilariously, so go on.
Bulge your cheeks, please.
Now raise eyebrows.
Now make grumpy face.
Stick out your tounge.
And now open your mouth and say AAAAAAAAAA.
Okey, shut it up.
And we have one final test.
Raise your shoulders like that.
I'm going to put pressure on them
trying to push them back down.
You'll have to resist. Resist, but do not bite.
Sholders up.
Let's go.
Good. Enough.
You're strong.
Facial and auxiliary nerves are fine.
Well, as I said, that was the last test.
My opinion:
you'll live.
Healthy as a horse.
But I always recommend
more sleep and less worry.
Yes, it is quite impossible nowadays.
С'est la vie.
Anyway, I'm glad to meet you.
Yeah. Come by any time if you need something.
Thank you. And, of course, take care.
Bye.
