
English: 
"Kinds of Couples"
Kinds of couples
There are many kinds of couples but in this video we're only gonna talk about the main ones.
Those that ALL of us have seen or been.
For example!.
Who hasn't seen this couple even once.
My love, you're like a rainbow coming out of a unicorn's ass.
Aww, I love you so much.
My love, you're like a rainbow coming out of a unicorn's ass.
Aww, I love you so much.
Since you came to my life everything's perfect.
My love, YOU are perfect.
I don't know what I'd do without you!.
I love you so much.
Aw, you're so cute. So how long have you been dating?.
Errrr... like 2 hours.
They've been together for no more than 10 minutes and they love each other like there's no tomorrow.
I don't know, I think that when you say "I love you" too soon, soon you'll have nothing to say.
What are you gonna say afterwards?.
I super love you?
I hyper mega love you?
I super ultra mega love you super saiyan level 3?
These couples that say "I love you" too soon also have the tendency to say it too much.
Those couples that play to know who loves the other one more.
It's some kind of competition.

Spanish: 
tipos de parejas
existen muchos tipos de parejas
pero en este video vamos a hablar solo de las principales
esas que a todos alguna vez nos a tocado ver o ser
por ejemplo
quien no a visto esta pareja alguna  vez
amor eres como un arcoiris saliendo del trasero de un unicornio {Jajjjajaaaj que buena}
aww te amo tanto
desde que llegaste a mi vida todo es perfecto {Mentira :V}
mi amor tu eres perfecto
no se que haria sin ti
te amo tanto
jaja que son tiernos
oye y ¿cuanto tiempo llevan juntos?
amm unas 2 horas{ face palm}
no llevan ni 10 minutos juntos
y ya se aman como si no hubiese un mañana
no se
yo creo que cuando uno dice te amo muy pronto
luego te quedas sin palabras
que vas a decir despues
te super amo
te ipermega amo
te ultrasupermega amo super sayayin nivel 3
estas parejas que dicen te amo muy pronto
tambien tienen la gracia de decirlo muy seguido
esas parejas que juegan para ver quien se ama mas
es como una especie de competencia

English: 
-I love you so much.
-aw, but I love you more.
-No, I love you more.
-No, I do.
-No, I do.
- I'M TELLING YOU I DO!.
-ME.
-ME.
-ME!.
-ME!.
-ME!!
-ME!!
ME, I TOLD YOU!!.
*squeaks*
She looks so cute bleeding.
Well, you know what they say, Love hurts.
If your significant other doesn't crush your face with an iron stick, they don't love you.
Well, we all know love's a bitch.
It changes you from a winner
To this:
Weeeeeeee!!!
It's inevitable. 
It doesn't matter how macho you are,
it doesn't matter how manly you are.
Or if you're a strong independent woman.
If love gets to you, idiocy does as well.
That's why we've all seen this kind of couple.
So that's when this guy tells me "You wanna fight?!"
and I'm like *pow! pow! pow!!* against the floor.
After that, his friends came and I'm like "Die bitches!!!"
And then-
Just a second.
Hello?
hello my beautiful littlest thing.
Hello my love you pretty thing, how are you?.

Spanish: 
te amo tanto,auh,  pero yo te amo mas
no yo te amo mas
no yo mas
yo te amo mas
te dicen que yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo te dije
(*gemido*)
*supiros*
tan linda que se ve sangrando 7U7
mmm ya saben lo que dicen ``el amor duele´´
si esa persona especial no parte la cara con un fierro no te ama
bueno como ustedes saben el amor es una perra
te transforma de un ganador
*musica epica :V*
ah esto:
wiiiiiiii
y es inevitable
no importa que tan macho seas
no importa que tan varonil seas
o que tan mujeril
y decidida seas
si te llega el amor
te llega la idiotez
y es por eso que todos alguna vez hemos visto este tipo de pareja
Y bueno ahi es cuando el tipo me dijo quieres pelear y yo ¡PA PA PA¡ contra el suelo
y luego aparecieron sus amigos y yo ¡¡MUERAN PERRAS¡¡
Aja y luego
*cancion muy estupida
dame un segundo
Alo?
Hola mi coshitita chiquitita
hola mi amor cosita relindo ¿como esta?

Spanish: 
yo muchito muy bien mi princesita ¿y usted?
muy muy muy bien mi cosita lo llamaba para saber como estaba nomas
Oou cochita mas linda shaito te mando un beshito
*besos raros*
 
bye auuuu
asi y luego agarre al tipo y lo tire contra el suelo ta ta como el macho que soy
otro tipo de parejas son las que publican todo en internet
todo lo escriben en el muro
uno se entera de las peleas
de las reconcilaciones
de  todo
si quieres saber cuando
( ponchan)
revisa su Facebook
probablemente subieron una foto tambien
y tipico que cuando terminan
ella publica un estado asi como:
``por fin soy libre otra vez´´{ Prra¡ xd }
``por fin podre salir de fiesta y hare lo que quiera´´
``soy tan feliz´´
y luego el viene y le pone me gusta
pero uno sabe que es un me gusta sarcastico
que el solo lo hizo para alguna u otra forma decirle
¡¡LEI TU  PUTO  ESTADO¡¡
tambien estan esas parejas siameses
esas parejas que no se separan ni para ir al baño
comen juntos,leen juntos, estudian juntos,duermen juntos y se bañan juntos ..{y más.. :V}7u7
*cancion sepsy*
no ok esa si esta bien
pero enserio esas parejas son inseparables

English: 
I'm very good my little beautiful princess, and you?
I'm very very good my thing, I was only calling you to check how you were.
Aww you pretty little thing, toodleedoo, I send you kisses.
Bye!, aww.
Oh right!, so I took the guy and threw him at the floor and *pow pow* like the macho I am!.
Another kind of couple is the one where they publish EVERYTHING on the internet.
They write everything on their Facebook wall! 
You find out about their fights,
the getting back together,
everything!.
If you wanna know when they.. 
*Hand gestures*
check their Facebook page, they probably uploaded a photo as well.
And obviously when couples like these break up, she writes a status like:
"Finally I'm free again!"
"Finally I'm going partying and do whatever I want!"
"I'm so happy!"
And then he goes and Likes her status
but you KNOW that's a sarcastic Like, to one way or another tell her..
"I READ YOUR FUCKING STATUS"
There's also these siamese couples
that won't even get separated to go to the bathroom,
they eat together,
they read together,
study together,
sleep together,
and shower together.
Well, ok, that one's alright.
No but really those couples are inseparable

English: 
And then the lion got loose and killed everyone in the zoo!.
Going to the bathroom, be right back!.
-Ok
-Ok..
So the other day I was-
what's wrong with you?
-Nothing, it's just..
-What's wrong?
it's just.. I miss her so much!!,
come back!!!
And if you thing I'm exaggerating,
you're right, but it's something like that.
There's also those uneven couples
those that everyone knows are incompatible.
It's like watching a cactus and a balloon trying to hug each other.
You simply know it's not gonna end well. 
And despite of that, they insist on being together,
and when 2 people who are incompatible but are together anyways
they become those typical couples,
those couples that break up, get together
break up and get together again
break up and get together again.
One day they're happy as never,
and the other they want to kill each other.
"The next day"
Get out of my house you imbecile!!.
-I'm leaving!, I'm leaving!
-You're an asshole! I don't ever want to see you again!

Spanish: 
y luego se solto el leon y mato a todas las personas que estaban en el zoologico
*risas graciosas*
hay voy al baño vuelvo de inmediato
ok
ok
asi el otro dia me paso otra cosa estaba...
*llanto*
-y a ti que te pasa
-nada es que  es que
-que pasa
la extraño tanto
*face palm*
vuelveeeeee
y si piensas que estoy exagerando
tienes razon
pero es algo mas o menos asi
tambien estan las parejas disparejas
que todo el mundo sabe que son incompatibles
es como ver un cactus y un globo queriendose dar un abrazo
simplemente sabes que va a salir mal
y a pesar de todo eso estas personas insisten en estar juntas
y cuando 2 personas son imcompatibles y estan juntos  de todas formas
se transforman en esas tipicas parejas
que terminan y vuelven
terminan y vuelven
terminan y vuelven
un dia estan de la vida
y al otro se quieren matar entre si
*una pareja feliz*
y al otro dia ..
- vete de mi casa imbecil
-me voy me voy

English: 
-Like I care
-Get ou!
Like I care, I'm leaving!, bye!.
"The next day"
"the next day"
Sure, that's the only thing you lazy man know how to do!
-No! stop it!
-you're lazy!
-close the door!!
-you're all day using that thing! 
 Ok I'll turn it off! happy now?!, her the queen, you have to do everything she says.
"The next day"
"The next day"
How is it possible that you still don't know how to close a toilet seat?!
 How many times have I told you, you're an idiot maybe, are you an idiot?!
You never learn!, never, that's why I hate you, you're an idiot!
I hate you!, I hate you!, 
get out of my ho-
Question!
What other kind of couple do you know?.

Spanish: 
-eres un imbecil (no se que mas dice porque no se le entiende un carajo)
como si me importara mee
como si me importara me voy
y al otro dia...
*una pareja feliz* aWWWWWWW
al otro dia...
a no si eso es lo unico que sabe hacer es el vago
a no dejame estar chateando
eres un vago
cierra la laptop
viene a estar molestando
ya la apago ,la apago ,contenta ,contenta la reina hay que hacer todo lo que ella diga
y al otro dia...
pareja feliz Awwwwwwww, Gay
y al otro dia
a no como es posible que no sepas dejar la tapa abajo cuantas veces te he dicho
cuantas veces te he dicho
eres imbecil acaso
eres imbecil nunca apredes nada por eso te odio eres un imbecil
te odio te oido fuera de mi casa
*silbido disimulatibo*
¡PREGUNTA¡ XD
gracias por leer mis subtitulos  {subtitulos hechos por emilia y Adres :V}
 

English: 
These were the ones that I know,
Well I missed that one that invites you home and it's pretty damn uncomfortable.
Because while you're sitting in the couch,
they are kissing in the next couch.
And you're there like..
Aaanyway.
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