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Just frustrated I'm sad
I mean
Are you all doing comment below because the human connection will make me feel like a person again what! sorry
That one was supposed to stay up here
Help me. Oh!
There I go again. Hmm. I'm just really
Really
Tires tired can't talk because of the tires
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You have to give us permission first. There are sides to everyone that they prefer not to know about
but you're the boss Thomas any information you want to know you can no you just
Have to be open to hearing it. In other words. Would you like to learn something new about yourself Thomas? I don't know
Oh, I don't know either Thomas. You might not like what you find
Fine. Tell me DECEIT!
Count one did unlawfully and rudely conspire to wave support of Lee and Mary Lee who were then and there
Characterized as friends count two did unlawfully and with malice aforethought
falsely impersonate a better person count three did unlawfully and
surreptitiously prioritize his own desires and designs count four did willfully and without
authorization engage in a scheme to defraud Lee and Mary Lee
We don't have to do anything, but if you think they'd be cross about your absence
I didn't mind Romans little Aunt Patty in the hospital excuse
Wow
When is the callback? April lucky number 13!
Ooh
Ooh, why are you saying ooh like that? fear not Thomas I'm certain he means oh
Yay, so soon too soon and not late enough. He has a prior engagement
Related engagement that day. Oh
The wedding oh come on. Ah, how is that already almost here? Oh, I can't miss that
Can you reschedule the callback reschedule a callback Oh
Patton that's that's adorable. The callback date is inflexible same as the wedding date
Yeah, and Lee and Mary Lee really wants you to be there. Yeah, and they've always been there for you when you needed them
Yeah, and you were really excited to go to Yeah
Thomas had forgotten that just a little while ago
He had told his best friend Joan that he would attend a staged reading of a play that Joan had worked so hard
on you forgot I mean
Basically in his downtime before the reading was to take place Thomas was invited to hang out with this one particularly
Dashing fellow which it's a unique happenstance. Let me tell you and Thomas sweet Thomas innocently
Acquiesced. Yeah, well
You should have no trouble at all explaining that through that midway through hanging out with this, dude
Thomas remembered where he was supposed to be
Supporting his best friend Joan. We could have shown up during the intermission as you can see my anxiety started kicking in
But my hopes and dreams had something else to say this fella was so flippin' cute
I mean
Who knows he could've been the prince of your dreams other than this prince of your dreams
It was worth it to stick around and besides you would miss the first act by that point. It was already too late
And so they continued to fight the whole rest of the night
and I never left to go and support Joan looking and objectively so you guys can sit this one out
Would Joan have wanted you in attendance for only half of the reading? I don't know
It's just being there for the sake of supporting them and and and then this morning this morning
They sent one text. Where were you last night?
f-word face
look
I mean, what do I say the truth is honestly, so
Bad, well, the only alternative to the truth is a fabrication in order to ease their concerns. Oh
That's what you're implying that we should do, isn't it
Maybe lying is only gonna bring about more trouble Thomas, you know, this Thomas. I know this sounds backwards, but sometimes
Lying is good. Hmm, but you've said before I know what I said. It doesn't matter in this situation
It is the right thing to do period Patton no. Yes
