Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another, hold... Reddit video [cheers] Hell yea! Okay turn it down.
So in this video we're gonna just be having a look at a fan-favorite, tried and tested, right, r/nicegirls.
Lets Go! Guys after being loyal for five minutes. You know after five minutes
I tend to have difficulty breathing, after ten minutes usually I get heart palpitations, after 20
I'm dead. Of course, that's a joke, I mean, it implies having a girlfriend.
Okay, so in this one in a Snapchat story,
we have an amalgamation of many things let--let's analyze okay?
Just because I don't start the conversation, doesn't mean I'm not dying to speak to you.
Okay, so just because I don't talk to you, doesn't mean I don't want to talk to you..
Okay.
Thanks Patricia. And then we have some more I'm not that pretty,
I'm not that smart, you know..
But I like you. Like that kind of thing, right? Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine..
But then the real mark of who we're dealing with here is in the background you may not have noticed it,
it's the wall rug there, uh, the staple white girl decoration.
We've discussed it before, but the Wall Rug(tm) is a hallmark of a particular..
Type of people.
Particularly the-
white female ones. She's put the time there so we know that she's up well past her bedtime. If you block her,
I'll start listening. I'm...
Just afraid that she might tell you a lie about me.. or others. I don't want her to lie to you.
Why is she wearing a tea towel on her head by the way? Um, well I don't have a wig yet,
I have to make do with what I've got okay? Just bear with me. I don't even talk to her. Okay.
I haven't in a while, and I don't really intend to. -hugs tightly and sighs-
(Sigh)
Okay good.
But you need to chill.
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I am a nice girl with a good heart. Yeah, you know this one's true because-
b-because she said it. But that always ends up effing me over and putting me into shitty
situations that I don't want to be in. If she is ever a bitch, if she's ever a bitch to you
it's because being nice always f-ed her over. It's not because..
She's a bitch. But at the end of the day I mean h-how clean's her water?
I can't believe out of all things my inside joke is water. It's just h2o. That's- that's my little
inside gag. It's great. Others. And me. I don't get the anatomy,
I'll be honest. And is it- like is it a quirky cool thing to not pick fitting clothing and have back problems?
And there's also this one? Like I mean it's not necessarily a bad thing to not take too much pride
in how you look and your clothing and just have torn- like it's not a bad thing but
It's not something to be proud of. It's like bragging about not flossing. Like,
it's fine, but..
Who cares?
Can we bring back boys taking girls on dates, and opening the car door for them and bringing them
flowers for no reason? No reason? I think there's some reason, like- I think there may have been SOME ulterior motive,
I'll be honest. I mean if you're making the point that there used to be more niceties in dating, like that kind of thing
Maybe you have a point. I don't know I'm,
I'm an idiot.
But maybe you do okay, but for no reason?
There's definitely you know a little bit of reason at least. I'm loyal, thick- that's the wrong thicc. I'm sorry
-supportive, text back fast, a lil jealous, and I stay in the house. What else is there to ask for? Text back fast?
So you're clingy and dependent, okay, good signs. Little jealous a- a "little jealous", okay, and I stay in the house.
Right so it's a clingy, dependent person who is jealous and stays in the house, and doesn't work or
do anything.
What else is there to ask for guys? Really, come on. I mean what's personality? What's work ethic? Doesn't exist, okay?
All you need is a is a thicc girl who's loyal, supportive, and texts backs- text back fast
Okay, okay?! Why don't guys like me? I I text back in 0.2 seconds, that means they have to like me, right?
Hey. Hey, how are you? I'm fine. How are you?
I'm going to the Netherlands soon, wanna hang out? Do we know each other if so
I'm totally blanking right now. "xd" You might, I watched your live stream last night!
Ah cool, great that you're traveling to the Netherlands, but I'm kind of antisocial and really anxious around strangers.
Oh, don't worry. I will make it worth your time ;).
I'm sure you will but I have to decline. Have fun on your trip.
oMG!! I'm trying to have sex with you! You are not that good-looking. So you probably don't get many offers
I thought I was being nice
But you seem to be too big of a pussy to one probably the best chance you will ever get for sex!
Yeah guys, if you're not Chris Hemsworth, then you better take what you can get, uh-huh?
Anything. Thank you for the offer, but I have a girlfriend.
Also, your profile says you are whatever so even if I were DTF.. I would decline on that alone. Okay, this one it just-
it just keeps coming, it's like a waterfall so brace yourself. Of her for 0 reason without explanation
It's been a year, and I'm still- fucked up because of it
And you can't even say sorry?! You're a effing pussy who has daddy issues,
and I'm glad you're empty inside cuz you don't deserve shit from anyone, especially not me. You're a useless-
effing human. You have nothing to effing offer the world, and I'm happy you're alone. You have a small dick, two chins and no personality.
Also your
"photography" trash, lol.
That's nice. All right your turn. I don't think about you at all,
I sleep well at night, and I don't have the time or the crayons to illustrate your self image issues.
I'm going to bed and blocking your number. Godspeed
Hey.
How you doin'?
Pretty decent. How about you?
Good, good.
That's nice.
Okay,
let's cut the bullshit. I would eff the shit out of you.
That's a nice thing to say. Yeah, and? I think I'm gonna have to decline. I have a girlfriend
She doesn't have to know, you can keep your secrets, secret
Thank you, but no thank you. I'm in a relationship. Aww, sweetie. Don't pretend with me
You wasted your chance, honey. As if you ever had one anyway. Alright. I-
I declined you though. No.
I declined you, okay? I
swear! I would never be- I would never be turned down! Okay? I'm too perfect.
I'm too beautiful. Hey, how you doing fellas, Little Red Riding Hood here.
Just checking in on you. Okay so it's me, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Can we not bring Danny Phantom into this, please?
Right, Imma sleep now. Good night.
You're so rude Yano
Yano, whatever. How, what? Like I'm staying up, speaking to you, like dying,
and then you got tired so you're like 'okay bye'? Gotta be deeper palllllllllll
llllllllllllll.
That's right. If you're tired, uh, don't go to sleep. If someone's talking to you
it's incredibly rude, and you're an asshole if you do it, okay?
Prick. Boi, I didn't tell you to stay up. But yeah, okay. Good night. And I'm up in six hours.
I know you didn't Never said you diddddd
Guys, I don't know. This is pretty sweet. I mean she stayed up so long that she fell asleep on the keyboard, multiple times.
That's commitment.
He's ungrateful. So Miley can act like a psycho for three years and get her hot-ass boyfriend back,
but I do it for five minutes
and my man refuses to acknowledge me??
Weird, yeah, I mean it's almost like being a famous celebrity and
doing an act for an audience, and then being a normal person in real life is not the same as just being a psycho.
It's almost like those two things are different!
who would have thought? Okay this one has "wow..." at the beginning, so we know it is
mind-bendingly deep. It's okay if I'm not the girl of your dreams, or the one you dance with at prom.
I just want to be the girl you think about 20 years from now while you're staring at your morning coffee,
wishing that you hadn't poured so much milk in because now it's too creamy to resemble my dark brown eyes.
That is
strikingly specific. Like why that out of all things? 20 years from now? Yep. I don't give a shit
what happens 21 years from now okay? 20 years? That's, that's the Goldilocks year.
Okay, not too early, not too late. Okay,
I'm just gonna read one more out.. The first line tells us pretty accurately what we're getting into.
Konnichiwa!! (▰ Ɐ  ⦁)/
Uh, Konbanwa, because it's evening? Anyway, who is this? It's Atashi!!!
*giggles shyly* ('w '*) Hehe! From the Japanese class? Yes~~ (A'ω'A)
How are you doing? *raises eyebrows curiously* I'm doing good.
I just finished my jujitsu class, and I'm very tired.
Eh? Sugoi desu! (*>人<) Isn't that from Naruto? *widen eyes as I'm surprised* WAH!
I love that you keep practicing your own culture~~!
Respectful desu! (^ v ^) Do you usually talk like that? And no, it's not from Naruto.
It's called "Brazilian Jujitsu", and I'm not Brazilian. B-but... It's from Japan... and you are Japanese?
Confusedly tilts head Lol, I'm not Japanese.
I'm Korean. But you speak Japanese!!! wah! (TДT) And not all martial arts are from Japan. Yeah, cuz I learned it.
It's easy to learn if you speak Korean. That's why I chose the class. To get an easy A. Fine! ( ˘ ³˘)
Anyway, how's it going on with Brian? Hehehe
Brian?
He's my friend. How do you know him? I saw you hang out with him during lunch time... ("ω") You guys look adorable together~~~
Uh thank you? You're creeping me out honestly. We barely
talk to each other, were you watching me yesterday? Fufufu, don't be such a shy uke. _(:3J <)_
I understand~~! (o_△ _o) cutely puts my head next to your shoulder Yep. You're definitely creeping me out.
You ukes are such cuties when you're next to with-
semes~~
What? I won't tell anybody!
Promise!  >ω<
Lol, what does that even mean? Okay, I did some googling
Did you ask if Brian and I are a gay couple and I'm the bottom?
blushes You know it! I'm not gay, and you are creeping me the eff out.
You stalked me and assumed that I was gay because I was having lunch with a guy.
I'm not homophobic, but it's pretty effing weird when some girl thinks I have sex with my friend. It's really not that funny. Fine,
I complimented you cause you're kawaii, but you decided to be a homophobe?
hisses angrily I tried to respect you, but I guess you're just an asshole,
I guess. If you're not gay
and you find it weird that I assumed you were gay based on like nothing, then um.. Then you're homophobic,
okay? You disgust me! Lol, have fun. Blocked. And that's it. It's all done. It's all over.
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