Show that man some respect!
He's gonna help us!
You!
I don’t want to be a musician!
I
want to study corporate law!
We have had this talk!
Corporate law.
These kids and their ideas.
I just want her to live the life I never got
a chance to live
Is he yours?
What? He’s, like, 35!
Hey!
Don’t you walk away with that tone!
Where the hell have you been?
Esta comenzando a pensar que no había ninguna
Reina en esas tres cartas!
He was looking at diversifying his portfolio.
You’d better not be falling for street hustlers
again.
Y por qué no te arreglaste bien elegante
para ese hombre?
That’s an interesting casual look for a
meeting.
I was working out when he called!
Esta es la forma como te ves cuando haces
ejercicio?
Dios mio!
cómo se verá cuando estás en tu
casa?
Uhm.
He apologizes for his lateness.
That was a lot of words.
Oh, look!
Hi--
(starts loud music)
She’s cute, isn’t she?
Hey! Cocaine! 80's party! Retro!
The Devil's Dandruff
Here’s a review from AlternaMusic Press....Says-
“Lisa’s voice is still there but so are
the pounds, sticking around like a loyal puppy.”
What do you make of this?
Esta mujer..  esta bien gorda...
I’m not translating that.
It’s just mean!
You should read the one from CoolNuMusicBlog.
CoolNuMusicBlog -
“Lisa’s music sounds better than ever
but can her audience see past the years of
wear and tear and extra gristle to truly appreciate
her musical genius?
This year’s biggest shame.”
Can I see that?
Yeah.
It gets better further down--
We can work with this.
Yeah, well, I have some issues with the contract.
Uhm, especially the part that says “in perpetuity.”
Uh - Actually, it says "In Perpetuity" quite a lot - in the contract - so -
maybe we could do a little - red line -
It's medicinal. Keeps me calm.
This is so great. All this camaraderie. Bonding over drugs and things.
Wow you guys are going to be dead in five years.
That’s how Jim Morrison got famous!
That's a great example.
And Curt Cobain!
Stellar.
(Singing in Spanish)
And Amy Winehouse.
Wow.
We want to improve your brand.
Something to distract from all of the this.
What?
I just worked out! Nothing???
Wendy!
(Russian accent) Market research has shown that dark rimmed
glasses increase YouTube hits by 1.5 million.
Bright red lipstick and bangs increase hits
by another 500,000.
Also, if you're Asian, that helps as well.
You want me to be Asian?
I mean, I can't just become a hipster -
I'm not going to wear black-rimmed glasses - are those even real?
I'm a professional!
Wendy. You're so adorable.
It’s all about the online presence.
Do you Twitter?
Do I Twitter? Not since I was married!
Am I right, Wendy? Eh?
Hey, high five! Let's go!
Coming in for a high five
(struggling and babbling)
You know what I’m talking about.
She knows what I'm talking about.
Girl power. You know it.
These are your new back up singers and dancers.
Were you guys standing out there, like, the whole time?
Muy bien!
Wendy: I did not get into this business to be condescended to...I graduated from university and I deserve a little more respect-
NewTron: Hey! Vicky! I need that Segway thing! (everyone talks over one another)
Um. So. this has been really constructive - Um, I've had a great time -
And - I’m going to -
(Everyone arguing)
Leave it!
Good thing we didn’t sign that stupid contract.
Nosotros ya firmamos en nombre tuyo.
We’ve already signed on your behalf.
Is that legal?
El bono del contrato nos va a hacer muy ricos!
We’ve applied the signing bonus to
some potentially high yield investments.
