Some rappers brag about substance abuse
Well they haven’t abused substances half
as bad as me
Listen up, you won’t be amused
By the all the that stuff I’ve stuffed inside
of me
I do lighter-fluid heroine and meth
I’ve brought myself three-fourths to death
And I do cocaine! It’s messed up my brain!
I do glue too, I’m insane!
I do LSD, I see every dimension
I do mushrooms too, I feel global affection
I’ve transcended to the astral realm and
left this one behind
The DMT inside of me has transformed my mind
I inject ‘em, I snort ‘em
I drink ‘em in my tea
I’ve got more drugs than blood inside of
me
I was bragging about this originally
but I’m starting to think this might not
be healthy
(I’m gonna die!)
My doctor says I should stop doing drugs
But my excuse for drug abuse is all because
My fans won’t respect me as a rapper unless
I regularly put my body through undue duress
I gotta have addictions to keep up my image
But I’m gonna die if I keep using these
substances
I’m gonna go to rehab, gotta straighten
out my life
But I still gotta be addicted to some things,
right?
Uh, I do weed!
That’s right, I smoke weed!
I smoke weed every other week!
When I’m hanging with the boys, we all smoke
a joint
That’s when I smoke weed, see?
And I drink!
A couple of drinks
At bars I'll buy drinks sometimes
When I know I can sleep in
I'll drink some tonic and gin
that's when  I’ll have a drink some nights
I take anti-anxiety anti-depressants too
they’re not really addictive but they’ve
got a few
of these side effects that really aren’t so great
sometimes they sap my energy
and they make me really irate
And I drink coffee
A whole bunch of coffee
And sometimes I drink black tea
And you know what’s in my black tea, chumps?That’s
right: Caffeine!
I inhale ‘em, I take valium
I drink ‘em in my tea
In this case the drug is literally just tea
It’s a great start to the morning, some
tea and a book too
A nice slice of toast can put you in a good
mood
And after I drink coffee
I gotta go
For a run to get rid of the energy
Oh!
And I’m addicted to life, good food and
exercise
I’m addicted to the feeling of being alive
Wait, maybe our outlook’s wrong on drugs
Maybe healthy habits are what rappers should be speaking of
Maybe glorifying drug use is what’s really
at fault
Also, I snort bath salts
