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just need to open up my chat window and
oh hello Shannon lovely to see you here
anybody else here then give me a shout
we will have a little wait wait a little
while and see how many people come so we
are
12th of July Wednesday 12th of July it's
a very good day that's quite nice day
today and yes hopefully we'll get some
people coming on in a moment and then we
can begin with tonight's subject matters
which are wide and varied I hope you
like the audio I'm not using the webcam
audio anymore it may need to be adjusted
slightly but this is a decent microphone
now I've got now I finally got had to
make the effort and I had to slash out a
little bit hi Barry
I need sounds good so far there's a
buzzing in the background when you're
talking ok well that could because I've
got gain sit on me microphone maybe I
don't need to have again or it could be
trying to I know I was playing around
with filters trying to get rid of the
computer noise from the background I
watched this video on microphones and
OBS and there was something about how
you do I use filters and I don't think
I've got it don't think I've got it
quite right yet so yeah it's um quite
difficult cuz I can't actually hear what
it sounds like because unless I see
record it and then play it back later I
have no idea what this sounds like
the chats non screen this time that's
because we're on here and we will be
chatting in fact what we can do very
simply is we can go to the chat window
how about that
and as you can see I've had a little bit
of play around with the screen design
and to to help mr. Simon moderator who's
somewhere in the background I hope he
doesn't like they keep men so you could
see the top the top where are we he was
pretty good that way nope that way their
top player corner picture that I've
pushed off the screen so oh it's
literally when I talk with him that
probably is the filter which is coming
this trying to trying to get rid of the
background noise and then obviously when
I stop talking
it goes very very quiet and you can't
hear a pin drop
hello mr. Simon mr. moderator that's it
you're mr. moderator
not just the motivator do you like my
mic I wasn't gonna tell you about it but
I I would say I was in shopping shopping
mode I mean I did look at them on Amazon
I didn't I did okay on my Amazon the
other day and it was the same price that
I paid but it's actually the you see
that because can they go invisible the
Yeti Yeti microphone it's this green
screen like his it makes everything go
translucent I'll thank you Russ so it's
perfect when I swear I stop talking
no thank you you know who your friends
are don't you yeah thank you anyway so I
slashed out a little bit
and it's gonna you have to pay that back
some point and so it's come out with
credit card or do you credit class had a
bit of a boshy as you can see the actual
screen layout is a bit more a bit more
to clean and professional and as you get
used to play with OBS this is what you
can do so yeah I think I think you like
it and don't be offended by the comment
at the top of the screen over there over
there but we obviously it was pointed
out to me that because the live screens
on screen and it's gonna be on the video
as well that everybody does liked just
come on there and start using profanity
anything like this then it will be on
the video forever and of course if I'm
YouTube have a look then it will be
mostly a problem so don't be offended
but if you do feel feel the urge to type
something really horrible then you will
be terminated by the terminator
by the moderator terminator what my URL
mean that's fine that's by Jung soo-jung
is my channel name you know it's a name
that came back from a long time ago
actually a few years ago from my karate
club and actual fact is Japanese two
words can his club so so you club so you
in actual fact what happened was
originally the word was supposed to mean
two Hawks at hopes having birds you have
birds of prey and some how are you but
slinging to the name somehow so trubin
it should have actually been so you tell
you can but somehow it became so you can
with you so you is the you is actually
not supposed to be there however you
can't you can't change it when you've
got like five hundred budgies made
embroidered badges and it's a bit too
late anyway so we left it and but
actually fatty
it's about incorrectly so but it doesn't
it is both been two Hawks Club and that
was my karate club that one is my garage
that I have for 20 odd years sort of
disappeared when you disappeared
disappeared around about 2006 somewhere
around there and there's a whole load of
story about that as well but yeah we're
not really not really interested in that
are you or are you let me know down
below or over there somewhere
oh no Rob that way we freeze it Oh
this cameras round the wrong way that's
why so when I put I got a point
that way and yes it's all very mirror
image so welcome welcome how many of you
got we've got one two three three three
people wow that's a lot don't love you
told me you'd join me here I know when
you're safe I'm over hoping that
somebody will come because there we have
some some things to do and some some
subjects to announce because I intend to
do a couple more live streams very soon
and I want to talk about things like
eugenics
yes very that's also a why I left it how
it how it is now because if you can if
you can then so you can yes quite right
so it did really didn't really matter
too much it was incorrect only if you're
looking at speaking Japanese is that's
the Japanese karate so unfortunately
it's not gonna mean nothing to them yeah
whatever whatever as they say
so the subject of eugenics yes that's
quite a politically charged subject
matter that I want to spend not today
but I want to put it for the future
so if you were no one here about that
and take part then really you need to be
promoting this live stream for me tell
everybody that you know to come along
and join in and and even take part in
the live chat which i think is a really
good idea that you can all typing your
things down the bottom there and we all
will have fun and the other very
interesting subject that came up today
on Facebook I see the subject of being
invisible I don't mean you know you
magically this way
he's basically a reference to people
with mainly wheelchairs who are
invisible
so the the idea is that when you're
driving along I don't think I don't get
caught driving and always it really but
your job
propelling yourself alone in a
wheelchair and people just look over you
and they don't see you and we especially
if you were in a shop for example yeah
and you got to to buy something and they
can't see you they saw oh yeah well they
even if you're with somebody and they
talk to that person but as soon as you
stand up you know you've become visible
again because that's a bit impossible
for people with a paralyzed because
they're nothing never gonna stand up and
they did so the idea of invisibility is
something that I want to sort of come
out with at some point on a live stream
so that's two subjects and if you have
any ideas on that yes yes because I like
to chair Shannon is it was it manual we
go let me know that and then it won't
you so you can get around
I've got your up in Scotland so you have
to deal with snow a lot so I hope you
got some smokes out wheels first uh you
won't get very far under wise will you
not be quite funny out she's going in
the snow yes - what yes - which
questions oh electric okay yes oh yeah I
mean I'm looking at those and on on this
weekend coming Saturday probably is a
round Exeter go down that way I know
where people live but they are probably
too far away there was actually a boat
ability Roadshow down in Exeter which I
went to three years ago I took my dear
old mum last time and she won't come and
have a look and this is the one this is
the show that they Motability organized
and
essentially it's for people with
mobility vehicles who are coming up for
rip renewal which I am at the end of
this year I'm gonna see if I can either
find a cheap car or see if I can keep
the one I've got because at the moment
it's um okay it's okay for me so I can
get around in it and it's quite comfy
and of course I can have my scooter in
the back or a wheelchair if I wanted one
in there and of course it is actually it
a seven seater but I can only get six
people if I'm lucky good lead one side
of it but the sudden the southern seat
is actually taken up by the electric
hoist so a natural fat you know if you
take the scooter out then you could get
six people not comfortably last time we
did that was when my wife was here and
she sat in the back right in the back is
like a cubby hole that was quiet
comfortable but yeah we had six people
so basically we had no choice now I'm
not too sure about how we're doing with
Internet because the little light down
here is flashing away green and red
there has been some problems today well
last last week with the Virgin yeah the
old versions are not playing not playing
very well and one of my Facebook friends
is having problems too with thirteen
failing altogether so I don't know how
we're gonna do
but we're okay so far hopefully you can
bear with okay so bear with and we'll
see how we go now okay then so what
happens it's last time so he had a tie
relationship part three last one so
hopefully if we do a short I know he
tended to doing three hours today
two hours I think it will be quite
sufficient jeweler maybe an hour
of course the old throat is still
playing up a little bit so part 4 will
be reasonably short but hopefully it
will take us up to nearly now nearly
present day it's the word of warning
that if we don't do the whole thing up
to current day then there is likelihood
that future episodes will not be not be
going ahead because I don't attend to it
having any extremely personal stuff
involved in this making it public
however most of what I've told you so
far is oh okay
about a big problem yes they have you're
right in the last few minutes oh Christ
well hopefully we'll still be here
all right Stuart okay nice to see you
yes sir I don't know where you ask to it
but yes I've heard that from where are
they I'm referring what postcode they
were I think it was dy I have no idea
where dy is but I'm sure it was dy I
think was completely gay out there so I
think verging needs to get their ass in
gear
and sort it out because I'm fed up with
it I've got a tablet in a mobile okay I
connect Wi-Fi and basically you connect
it last for about 10 seconds and then
you've got no connection as soon as you
put it onto mobile data it works fine so
why should I use my mobile data when I
have got perfectly good Wi-Fi it's so
annoying why they need to get their ass
in gear and story out anyway I've gone
off on a tangent again oh yeah well
we're onto that subject of condoms no
not handle that's a bike in it oh sorry
tangents angle says
right angles there's anybody be watching
beat Big Brother come on tell me that
you have I can't be the only idiot on in
the UK watching Big Brother
Shannon says she don't get much Stowe oh
well maybe you need to have a boat then
because it will be a bit slushy
oh yes guys um just a reminder about the
little thing about the chat window
because it is quite small and I have to
serve stop and look quite hard if you
want to talk to me directly then put me
put the outside okay and then my name
and then put me put this thing that you
won't just tell me and if you don't want
to talk to me they just put nothing type
the message and there's sandy San Diego
from I don't know where you live me um
we guess is that um San Diego but any
chance but you're welcome welcome Jamie
oh you've got 148 megabits per second
have you right yes and I think it's
probably we are too much facebooking
Twitter's twittering yeah we're twit
pacing too much and taking up the
bandwidth gradually I'm on cable so it
should be fairly fast and I do actually
fight for that too that it's taught me
sassy outside in the road if you imagine
the road is maybe 20 foot 30 foot from
my window and my office on my on the
side of the house where my office is and
it's probably maybe 25 foot to the road
to the path and there's a cable point
there with a hole in the ground and when
I moved in in 2008
I pretty the I ran you know I put in the
yard virgins I put in the postcode it
says hey you got it you don't qualify I
don't think you well it is just fair
we're going about you
well had this argument with them that
they could come out and look at it for
me and maybe put a little cable win from
the road into my head into my house all
of 20-foot but would they come out no he
wouldn't
so in the end I complained like hell and
luckily what happened was a from these
virgin guys gone around to my sister's
house because my sister was a new
customer and they were a cable installed
in their house so he was like oh yes
what can we do for you Oh fantastic
oh oh yeah can we kill you can we licked
your backside for you give you a free
upgrade or whatever yes hey I'm having I
am being around because it's better a
new young virgin you're paying all that
money per month and it doesn't work oh
my god Wi-Fi it's the worst
I just cannot connect with my laptop
sorry my well even my laptop but my
tablet and which I used to talk to my
wife
kind of knew that properly I'm using
mobile data she's costing me a drinking
fortune so this guy I I took my sister
tell him to come round to see me because
yeah while he giving you a freebie it
can blink you won't come round and never
know okay I can tell him about my
problem because otherwise I'm gonna go
to BT oh my god beat it oh Jesus that's
even worse I think anyway I've nearly
did it I'm nearly at BT is restored it's
that close that close anyway the guy
come round he goes well I don't know all
the problem is I said the wall the
problem is he says each 20-foot will get
that sword out for you we have a crew
ground next week and they could dig up
the pathway and they came with him for
you and
okay but the problem is every time I
ring that ring up virgin with the
problem they go oh no you haven't got
capable of you
it's like do it yeah I have cable
why are you worried about you idiots you
have to tell her you on to connection
bumper tv-14 Wi-Fi yeah I've got both
without Jamie has he got a good TV
connection but I took it see me out
because the silly box basically when I
had it I just had it because it's free
but I see hub sky so I don't use the UH
version
I don't go the probably version is if
you want sky one or Sky Movies you have
to pay extra soap what's the point
Ameno just have sky so I've got Scott
but I got hardly watch it it's pointless
that's right that's not for me that's
good I just seen the sign up for Elmer's
not for me anyway welcome
why are you welcome welcome I finish my
rant with virgin media because they are
a bunch of idiots and as you can tell
I've got a new toy a new toy where is it
that I can't show you it because if I
pick it up Jimmy that is that they're
really heavy I bet you didn't know that
Simon we had your um dad - Mike's town
itself is it's like a solid solid metal
but me what I've got
is that one there I picked it up because
um the bidding thing it was I mean I was
using them microphone on the webcam and
I played around with the filters and
things but it didn't really sound very
good it sounded like I had my head in a
bucket and I thought well people would
not go like that very much because they
really want to hear what I got say well
maybe they do maybe they do trick is to
phone and ask for a cup Castle just yeah
that's exactly how to do it you know
it's really you
whatever it's a it's a way to going and
that's how you get out great as well
that's a you know every time I well I
get it with my phone get extenders you
can get them a cheap virgin I got them
and there's a superb all right so that's
fifty fifty two hundred all right so you
can use that on a coupon Wi-Fi I presume
but it's not you know that so I can
extend it out to by bus because I hunt
the hub with that with cat5 cables for
forum two of my machine so 2l yeah cuz
I'm bet i run the laptop on or Wi-Fi and
the printer is on Wi-Fi I could print
anywhere and the to computer directly
cable into the Reuter and then the to
tablet and the mobile are on Wi-Fi but I
end up having to use my mobile later
which is like really expensive
then we get to to geek I think on my
tablet mind you I've actually got to
upgrade that at some point but I can't
really afford to do it they keep on
sending me emails Oh about two and they
keep on sending me emails saying you can
getting brand new phone today blah blah
blah but to be fair I'm actually quite
happy with my phone I don't really want
you found
oh you've wanted them to work
it's a girl Samsung s5 pictured my
lovely wife on Luke on the cover that I
wasn't obviously what hello sweetie
well yes so
that's it I finished my runt but you
happy about that now what do we what do
we think about
yeah you're probably right Jamie of hard
what well I see I don't know what I'm
getting them on the computers themselves
I don't know what I'm getting on me to
land this one that I'm on at the moment
and I have streaming from his a rising
eight core with 32 gig ram it's a
water-cooled system it's a really fast
system it's got about three hard drives
8 terabytes each and SSD what's the next
one up from the SSD be the faster
version of SSD basically that's got my
files on it and then my other hard
drives are for the video files that I do
for for that thing called YouTube
painting the backside and I edited a
video today which is the first one I've
done for about a week and a half because
I've been doing other things distracted
I wonder who let me guess is it oh yes
it's Simon isn't it
yes you've driver I haven't been doing
your website for him another one free of
charge as well because I we're doing
we're going 50/50 on it and he's
probably Oldman already mentioned it on
his live stream the other night but
something there like it was last night
one
the next one up is the muck I'll get
lost you won't catch be a bit muck the
only mark I love is that when I go
outside
a rake back my now my software works on
him
I call this software I don't mean tablet
Matt can change everything that cost me
a fortune disease love ya tear me ladies
like these mad people were like yeah
howdy drivers BMW drive oh no I don't
want to get on that one
I'm an Audi driver us following an Arri
driver driving like a dickhead today
sorry I didn't mean to say that but it's
true I think we get away with that
that's fine
don't use any other word but my mic main
computers are rising which I don't know
if that's any good or not but it was
quite good I just got a left 11 gigabyte
video card in it it's got g-force
g-force um whatever name it is but it's
lemon cake anyway it should be quite
quick but I don't know and then there it
just seems like a good deal for video
editing because I do that thing called
YouTube and the latest video that I've
just edited is one of my trips down to
Cornwall where I went to sorry when I
went down to teach a job he does your
castle so that should be out I'll tell
you what that's how I've got this
schedule okay that would be out on the
28th of August
providing that finish editing and
rendering it so 20th of August and then
well it's basically the whole month is
done already uploaded so lesser July
August and I'm already working on some
of videoThe September so yes I think
what I'm going to do is I have a little
drink and you could watch one of my you
I haven't done it very many of these
because I have enough time
alright because you know who slaved over
but I want to do some more of these you
just bought the missus one oh my
goodness me no don't do that
give it in get a decent car don't buy a
bloody Aldi Jesus don't get me started
on that one
you saw her eight video about rich Saudi
guys important moon or custom London
driving that yet was probably a BMW or
Audi because they drive like idiots
sorry that but yeah they do
it's true it's true and they was driving
the middle lane of the motorway as well
yes of course Jamie you your missus
bought it but you just had to pay for it
I know the feeling
yes well that's a subject that would
come on to in a moment when we get to
part four of this story as I'm saying
earlier it's gonna be fairly very short
mainly because the later parts of it are
going to be a little bit personal that I
don't really want to talk about in video
form it's only one person knows about
this so far that's been involved in this
and that's my mate
Simon Slater don't just joking just
joking yeah very good friend and he had
a bit of an ear bashing lately so I
think feel sorry for him but then you
that's that's what friends are for
so if you have been looking at these are
live streams and thank you you would
know that last time we got a little bit
professional just a little bit
professional and also a little bit funny
and I started to do these little clips
little clips I used to do on that on my
radio show but of course big radio easy
enough that video so the only problem is
that I'm gonna go through them now and
try and put pictures to them so what
I've done is I've got a new one for you
which it's really very short but I think
it might be enough
all right so we'll have that and then
we'll come back to it
well if I can find it let me just I got
a new mouse as well sorry I just
I'll tell you about in a minute captain
incoming message wow what shape you're
wearing everyone laugh at it buddy joke
have you enjoyed that got it I've got
some stick for that really did get some
stick for that because I know get it as
a separate video and I got thumbs down
by the way Augusta I think you were I
mean even the promo video for this live
stream got four thumbs down before you
install eight though people are so sick
really on the why it's been fun and a
bit fun anyway
the bet was these clips would go viral
in the assignment yes you bet me a quid
I think I'm gonna be looking forward to
acquit cuz I could bite for chunky
kick-ass with up around stuff it's not
begin look forward that like took a kick
cats you should tell the work to come
and watch and talk to you life we do do
that we do that on the messenger but at
the moment it's now about 12:30 12:40
a.m. so she's asleep okay so she
wouldn't she wouldn't wanna come on now
and also yeah well she doesn't really
like being on video too much although
she was on my finance series like not by
choice just because I happened to be
videoing and but yeah so probably not
really happen very soon
of course she probably came around tell
you know speak English no speak English
so and she doesn't doesn't drive so
that's alright so I haven't got to buy
her a car and that's not a good thing
so be safe there
no comments about my little work my
little skip there you didn't enjoy it no
you wants it again
no I mean it's kidding it's silly I know
it's just for fun
just for fun I've got some other ones as
well which I wanted to do obviously at
some point oh and the other thing that I
won't do a plant from doing the two
special live streams talking about
eugenics and also invisibility but I
also want to do one weekend all about
and we're gonna have a quiz
or another quiz
or sir
what's that mean Simon I know I know
what the world means yet but they don't
know what are you talking about my
microphone and Yeti
Oh Thank You Shannon you you can come
back anytime you like at least I've got
a fun and yeah so
oh no she will not after your
performance with your pickup oh don't
worry about it
I think we're all tired it should hurt
and why not you know what you couldn't
you can then have a laugh and let your
hair down life would be a lot better you
feel a lot better in yourself
I could buy a her nephew a car
and then they would shoot also habit a
chauffeur yeah
depends which one you run about battery
because the two that living in the house
and are the youngest is five and the
oldest is about eight so
although that's never stopped to tie
people and diving because they they
would drive whatever age so you're
probably right yeah by the eighth year
older color I mean then then she then
she can have a chauffeur oh yes is that
right
I didn't know about that but the pic
we've already had the discussion about a
car I didn't know whether it was pickup
on up
I think no it was actually a Fortuna of
1210 Fortuna which is like maybe 40,000
40,000 quit um 30,000 quid not to nearly
2 million but hello international P is
that I can't read it I've got weed
lastly though oh oh yes I yeah I got the
wrong glasses on insta nurse no P what's
the B sample
have you interested no anyway you're
welcome here
change your name again that's not Simon
is it cuz it best destroy lesbian he's
in Thailand at the moment so yes oh yes
sir Chris Thank You Shannon forgot about
that
yeah we're gonna have a quiz on side a I
think a hi Prince
welcome yeah welcome so we have a quiz
on Saturday we're going to do a
Christmas ideas aren't radio it works
very well you don't need to see any any
pictures you just need to listen and
then make a note of your answer yeah and
then we'll have a hopefully no Scotch
wing week
say no more as Simon has some giveaways
that hopefully I can wangle as nice
shirts from what's-his-name Scott
anything
let's go sir no not Les Dawson and
what's his sleep Simon what's he doing
quick there's Dawson
my memories gone
I really really shot
quite quickly
that's not the answer I want
q Prince
thank you for subbing anybody else want
to sob
that's brilliant well done thank you
yeah numbers are going up to 470 and
then I think it was what probably
interrupt on this live stream and then
it'll go back down to 460 that's tell me
what happens I thought the video clip
the funny clip up of farting clip and I
lost two subs no stop Mingo it's a quiz
say yeah movie quiz so oh yeah
Charles Wilson that's the one I knew it
something like Les Dawson not quite but
similar um so hopefully if you don't if
you don't mind there's Simon we can sort
of borrow a couple and giveaways of as a
price hey Steve how you doing mate
alright yeah oh yeah that might be as
stiva I gotta talk to you about that
my CBD oil late and got today and the
Epping post office
people really annoying can I have a
roundabout a post toughest role male
alright ready and the other rap about
the Royal Mail because they are
everything will annoy him why why right
DPD and and Amazon and whether the other
delivery companies day or was either a
they will leave it in my cupboard be my
porch and put a car through the door or
they will go to my next-door neighbor
give it to them
and put a card through my door oh they
will come back
one of those three well the Royal Mail
they just come they've got conference
joy you can't go two miles down the
bloody road tomorrow to pick it up they
do not give it to Nick store neighbor
and this is but if it said that that's
not true because sometimes depending on
what the parcel is and even if it is a
site parcel sometimes they will leave it
with a neighbor or they relieve me at my
cupboard
you
i I really don't fathom and then when
you go down for the path office which
you have to drive down to it's too far
to walk
it's not very it's like maybe to knock
modes and you get down there and there's
a big poster on the wall say alternative
delivery options
would you like it left with your
neighbor well duh
why not oh my god is just anyway right /
yes so t-shirts I'm going to be in those
sizes as prizes I'm a poet and I don't
know
so me a mess yeah will do yes and it's
not his fault
where is this focal he posted Tuesday
and I was help to stay he could have
delivered it to say I was here but today
I was out because I didn't get it
no I haven't got any CBD that was good
as he show you the product and try and
encourage you to to Grunder investigated
and took you a shirt so silent took your
shirts
that's a a very good cue into
Cheers
it's not coming up because it's got the
green screen effect but this is a black
one
it won't it won't be a very well because
it's got the green screen but the super
black one in um x6l size so it should
fit there's a larger man
dare I say I wear the Excel version if
you're thinking that you're the same
size as me then it's Excel that you need
this one XXL is it I saw over a red
color it's all work what a move color oh
it's quite nice
that's up
- okay there's another one here which
we've got which is a really this is an
excel I like you hello this is a blue
one now my green screen is actually blue
so that you're not going to be able to
see this I think invisible
but trust me that is blue it's a sort of
a purpley blue sea to be fair and the
other one that I have
yeah that one's a thing though as well
let's hope that's the other so I got two
blue ones
they're in this one
is in itself this is very similar to the
other
ready but slightly like this is unlike
her red
you can see that they're not the same
they're not the same so that one is x-l
I believe and then this is my favorite
but it's not in my size which is really
annoying
but she's actually a really nice color
and it is I just checked that it is
actually yes except x-l and it's a sort
of a a brown a rusty brown color
it will be good if you had a handbag
with it because it would actually much
I'm not saying that you should carry a
handbag referrals so if you're
interested any any of those then then
they are 24 pounds 50 including postage
just obviously I can't put them away but
really I would like to get rid of all of
those they've been in my house since
I've been to Thailand bought them here
I bought them back with me because
people say I want one and then they
didn't buy them I think that's not there
some of the ugliest shirts I've seen now
San Diego I don't believe that um
they're very very Fetty and when you go
into your Thai restaurant to have your
time meal and you look at you and I go
ha for Ryan we tied shut now I thought I
bet she had some really good comments
and if you remember a end of last year
when the king the king of Thailand was
was died and and people were mourning
and they were wearing the black things
on their black vans on their on their
sleeve and including me when I went I
went to toilet I wore the black ribbon
as a sign of respect
um I was actually in the airport went
aboard and I had my my tight shirt with
the ripple and I was saying nice comment
from the from the from the crew because
they all stopped me Robb's iam do that
like you
I saw it done but they all were really
really happy to see that I was and show
respects and that I had a toy show where
they thought I was really I don't know
but they say yes he says yeah and yeah I
do that's halfway through the the trip
on the plane they actually said come up
the front come up front this small room
and I went from the back where I was in
cramped conditions to this luxurious um
at the front seat and loads of leg room
it was really good and that was entirely
because I had the shell and the ribbon
yes I did say 24 pound 50 and they are a
bargain and I only have 20 left although
there's only six set so we have a full
taking your ass in Thailand but there's
no problem we could get them over if you
want we also do ladies ladies ones as
well but obviously I wasn't released in
buying any ladies shirts because I don't
wear them so yeah I think I think
they're sir a bargain to be had and
don't forget people christmas is coming
so buy one for your friend
now or that we're going to tell you
saying how I've forgotten was it same
I'm going to tell you something and it's
gone really any dabs
somebody on the of a chat window keep
them keeping those points that I say and
then remind me when I get an O memory
thing then you can just point up and go
whoop you said this so if anybody wants
that job let me know alright girl it's
free free of charge and you be doing me
a great service
it's official
aw imports is open from I'm surprised
Simon you haven't got Land of Smiles
imports now be a next lovey for business
we should go round the markets and do
what they're doing tight fares
oh yes part poor wife I suppose I better
get on with that and I really um let me
just check have we done everything so
for anybody that hasn't that's just a
right we're planning on doing a quiz a
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pop for okay part four
Wow okay just remember I wanted to show
you this
obviously very Mindi's having a problem
with the green screen thing
uh-huh that looks like does anybody
watch what's it called
um Stargate
because that that reminded me of a Jafar
ship but it's my new Mouse I've had to
buy it because I've got a problem with
my with my hand
in particular this but yeah there's this
point here which is where where you have
the mouse
you
without say yes call me bunny
that's right within you know we're we're
here to insane don't get me started on
singing or even telling jokes okay Barry
because we definitely go off onto a
tangent however I'm just telling that
because I got this pain that I was
hoping to Street with my CBD oil but
because the Rome and in liver it and I
will go off down there tomorrow morning
between seven and one why don't they
work the Wow's why can't it work seven
till five
no more people get up after get up early
to go get their parcel for 7 a.m. yeah
right you can get it on the way to work
but that's not the point the point is if
you can't get in the morning you can't
get it in the afternoon because they're
shut oh it's so stupid
71 no is that about anyway sorry Allah
but yeah I was hoping to treat my pain
with the oil oversee I've got it till
tomorrow so of course because I'm doing
that love computer work and also
website design
I'm getting a lot of pain in my hand and
of course I was a bit worried it might
be carpal tunnel and obviously that is
serious so I don't really want that but
this this might mounts that I bought
today seems to be quite good
however it's early days early days so
part four are we ready
I always sit in company or what we like
a toilet break
anybody needs a toilet break
no booby
No okay that's fine
without the toilet right thank that man
huh so so where are we we are Oh crikey
oh yes
so I've been back out
for my first a first Thailand series in
April of 2016 we didn't get the visa and
also because of various reasons the
summer was completely wasted with
writing to various departments trying to
get legal help and then everything else
complete waste of time
so we then move on to August and my
second Thailand series where I went back
and to be fair by now my my runni my
money is really running out I'm strapped
for cash I can barely afford anything at
all and I can't really
they spend cash as I did before
and I should really add to that
everything is funded at the moment I
might loan night again when my wife went
back to Thailand to pay off the loan and
to add some cash to be able to move
around a bit and go back was a force Oh
in the hope that some work would come my
way
or I could build up my business again we
to be fair you know when you're making
twenty five thirty thousand pounds
profits going down to nothing it's quite
tough so you know it's really hard and I
was really lost to find out why I
couldn't build up my business anymore
and I knew why because it was my back
problem playing up basically I need you
to have another operation on my back the
first operation didn't go right from day
one day two I had to have another
operation
buzzing day three because I was
transferred from where I was in Swindon
up to Oxford in the Orthopaedic Hospital
what they have very good very good
Hospital looked after very well however
I was a bit out of it by then drugged up
to the eyeballs as best they could
despite the machinery not working
correctly and the whole hospital fingers
are holding down the story if you heard
it you think FF FF s and WTF because
it's just a complete you couldn't make
it up put it away you couldn't you
writing a story you could not make it up
is that far-fetched that I still don't
believe it myself
anyway so the repair on my back if you
imagine that you've got wrong plugs
right in the wall and the screws are in
the loop in the wrong plugs and where
they firm put one in they put the row
plug in it's it's gone off at an angle
there's not the correct way it's gone in
to unnerve in my leg stuck up one
take out again so they take it back out
and they put it back in so the second
operation I've had in in three days two
operations and to not sober anesthetic
because that's not very good for your
body
besides the poor service that I had
after the first operation we were
basically left without any serve pain
medication because if she didn't work
properly and we ring the bell trying to
get people to come and half an hour
later they turn up and they go there's
nothing wrong with it
and then go off again and you're left
with no no no medication at all and it
was them and the bed wasn't wasn't
really very designed for orthopedic was
very very soft so you could hardly move
of course you've got the I don't know if
you know how much you know about these
operations but you have to have that a
catheter so they shove this pipe up yeah
I'd be a whatsit but she's quite good
position you down to get her bed to go
to toilet which is quite nice but then
you have this tube which is quite
uncomfortable sometimes if you might be
shoving that quite a thick tube be
what's it and you're you know what was
that like and anybody's had it done you
know what I'm all about
so they realigned the young the screw
but of course
not gonna know if it's if he's okay for
a few months as I said to you though one
but the whole summer I was left to my
own devices presently Oh does she
without care most days they just turned
up whenever they liked they really
didn't help me at all and as they became
clinically depressed over it and I was
basically suicidal as well and if I had
the capacity to do it I would have
probably done it it's that bad but the
the the health saving grace was was the
fact that I thought sunny I'm off to
Thailand and I says as I told you in the
first cut the parts that go to Thailand
was my last-ditch journey
I never never dreamed that I would go I
had planned to go two years before but
never got there because of my back
so the problem in my back is set the
screws the screws are loose some people
will tell you that I have I have got
screwed screws loose anyway but these
are resting in my back and they are
loose
and this is what's making the problem
worse is the fact that they aren't
moving around in my back and really what
they need to do is take everything out
and sky again and go from from day one
and do it all again properly now
obviously at the end of just after my
wife left to go back to Thailand I
managed to see yet another doctor I saw
another doctor in a different Hospital
and he so gave me confidence that there
was something that he could do and he
was quite quite keen and I thought wow
this is a change and he was talking
roughly give or take he would say well
if everything goes to plan
then perhaps we can do something in the
summer of 2016 and I thought wow that's
brilliant idea least and if I had
something done maybe I can go back to
trying to do a full-time job full-time
hours so I was doing before and
hopefully that will help my income maybe
I don't know
yeah obviously by the time we got to the
visa refusal the the whole operation
thing was at the window because there
was no way that I was going to even
contemplate having any surgery on my own
the kid and because they tonight be my
wife coming here to look after me even
even to the point of them knowing that
was why she was coming here then I had
to cancel
to cancer and some people would say
you're stupid for doing that but doing
that you haven't gone through what I
went through in the first time round and
there was no way that I was going to do
that again unless you've had surgeries
and you won't know the trauma and the
the hike and the the pain and the
everything else efforts go through to to
recover and it's not easy and when
you're left on your own with no official
help yeah but it's just difficult just
difficult and so I haven't officially
cancelled anything you know any
possibility of further surgery I have
just postponed the operation for summer
of course now being 2017 we're a year on
again from that and I would probably say
that the moving removing screws in my
back are getting worse because I'm
getting a lot more pain a lot more
discomfort in my legs and of course the
medication isn't working and that's why
I'm looking at this CBD oil to try to
help me with a pain on that and we know
it works because I had that before and
it was really effective last time so
when that arrives hopefully would have a
little bit more movement available to us
so I went for August and I went for my
usual 28 days we actually went again we
went on vacation down but down to
Santana Bree can chant of Canterbury
Canterbury in a very nice Beach I say
not a hotel but like a chalet it was a
really really nice Chalet we really
really nice but slightly expensive
because because I booked it and it's not
working book it would probably go 8,000
or 10,000 well because I booked it
through a website online 20,000 but yes
I have ridiculous ridiculous money
however justifiably it was a really good
week
really I mean we had all the kids that
we had burned come along with obviously
with the hope boy and me and TAS so we
had all the kids and everybody and it
was really good with a really good time
and chantaburi is right on the beach
and how's your fat one when we went from
there up to the other beach that mean
talak been to the previous trip that
we've done this the year before gone to
Chanthaburi
on our own and I'm good with other beats
- we liked because we couldn't get any
hotels up there was fully booked so this
one was a bit further down um but
really nice and also him it was a group
week away near the beach and the kids
were off school for the whole time
should be better rather here as he say
ah so the rest of the time we've spent
around Compton now what I done what I
was talking about their church and my
lovely wife was the financial situation
I found myself in and the luck have
money anybody with a need any knowledge
of kind of ladies in particular in
relation to money y'all know that they
don't really understand where for rang
get their money that just so they know
they have money regardless you say for
iying it means money and they don't
really understand that we haven't got a
magic money jury but we have to grab to
work and earn it and we we are basically
most of us 90% of us aren't rich and
early the odd few and the ER doctor
that's a little big for those were
watching last time your doctor that
could have fallen and flash their clash
that's a catch but the average person
the average Joe is poor in comparison
and we don't we have to we have to
justify every penny anyway eyes I made
this suggestion that she could
use the noodle bar okay
the noodle bar is something that I
bought for her because the previous year
we were talking about a sustainable
income that she could have that could be
kept going if she came to UK so rather
than having a job but that she would
have to give up when she came here um
and obviously she wouldn't have a job
when she got back because they can they
said to get rid of you this note of and
plug law as such it's pretty fickle mind
you they don't really care about jobs
anyway table change this job just like
that if it didn't
one day they wake up no but they'll say
I don't want to go work anymore
and that's it that's fine don't worry
about it but for her she was a muddy
death to have a a way of only some money
that will be independent of me because
the whole point about this was that
there was no plan ever for me to pay her
any money every month as it turned out
from day one well from October November
December in the first year then there
was a financial transaction being done
now just hear all these people oh you
idiot I would never never give anybody
any money
bla bla bla I could just hear it and I
can I can't see it because nobody's
right but yeah I can just hear all of
the people and including the people
commented on on the Thailand videos all
going you're a monk you're going to get
taking the cleaners and all this hassle
yeah personally
you don't give money unless you're happy
to do so right
yes exactly you had no plan to do it but
she exactly now my hello you fight my
twins he's got that right through there
so I have no plan but but what the was
in there so if you remember in part one
we met we went away to Connie and we had
four days going and getting to know each
other and then I went home and then we
start chain on messenger and tango and
all those things and and eventually
about two months in
to the conversations she said to me I
say
he's ready to work because I hadn't
realized you know going to work and she
went no I lost my job when I went with
you to tally so this was like two nearly
two months later and she had no money
but two months I'm thinking oh it was
all my fault you lost his job good me
but then again you know again it's all
about choice she didn't have to go she
have to go and and also she could look
for another job
so no really tiny bad however I just
feel a bit guilty
I think quietly unless you are in that
position I'm sure you would feel guilty
too so if you're thinking yourself / is
this idiot yeah all right I probably am
however put yourself in the same boat
and you would probably do the same thing
because I thought it was my fault
I really did
you know and she actually just bought
Nocturne after but before she lost her
job she yes he had bought a motorbike
she made made two payments on that
so cuz I was seeking walk she lost her
job how she couldn't bite now she's
gonna pay for that for the bike
I saw bit puzzling anyway I hadn't
worked with the agent and the agent
confirmed that that because she had come
with me for the for the four days that
she'd lost her job and that she had no
income and the moment he said you're
probably best just bun near a few mm bar
every month because and still she gets
back on her feet so yeah me look.we me
with monkey Dom I go kick around Mia all
right yeah that's fine I've said there's
some money
that's fine I'll do that for us you know
I was a
what did you miss we run to this part
top four and you should go away Shanna
you should be all the time
we can watch the replay later on how
about that and so I said could Graham
who's the agent I said yeah all right
yes I'll send him some money anyway so
from then until obviously up until
August offici of last year oh shit last
year we we had this gone off soft I
didn't really want to do it cuz I can't
really afford it but she's like oh I got
these bills to pay
so can you send me some money um well
actually I'll tell you about that
because I see not what you say and
anybody with a Thai lady who ought has a
relationship with a Thai lady you won't
probably know this they never asked for
anything directly what she will say is
and he got really annoying in the end
really good she say I'm gonna pay a bit
of pain this is a cruise bill tomorrow
can you help me so you're asking for you
ask you for money you ask him for help
to pay a bill
my mum needs some rent money
can you help me basically got pay the
rent but again you know all of this
stuff is a walk
regular and if you talk to anybody in a
relationship with a tiny you will hear
the same thing now there are some people
that I know they are adamant they don't
pay anything to anybody and they would
never pay anything to anybody even if it
was the last person on the earth in the
last penny in their pocket they would
not and these people I think well you
know come on you have got a relationship
with you married an entire lady you need
to understand partly understand the
culture
if you keep want to sign up for that
then
why
are you with a Thai lady the point is
that yep i partly didn't know and the
agent didn't didn't really help me much
he was about as useful as a chocolate
fire guard
okay he could have told me about these
things in the first place but it didn't
in fact it's been a very steep learning
curve as far as this is concerned now
you can argue either way all right if
you've got afford it then don't pay
and they will mind let me tell you they
do mind and if you ever want to keep a
good relationship you have to be willing
to compromise
yes
don't ask directly
my missus must be
it's too been sick that they can do that
this yeah that's right
yeah or they know they will he has he
got is they've got the Groundhog Day
syndrome where you you go back typically
every day and they've forgotten
everything you've said I which is
another another trait but it's very
frustrating
which I've discovered is very very
annoying too but beware round Health Day
in tight tight our relationships so if
you get the picture is that voluntary or
under literally I am giving my wife
money to live to pay the bills to eat
food at the time it's not too bad I have
this stash of cash that I've got Rhonda
from the bank to sort of see me through
until better times come along or
something changes such as having a
having a new Gabbar
something is a really good idea we have
this is this true and throw conversation
with the nephew because the nephew is
the english-speaking family member and
we serve a range the idea that she wants
to buy a franchise because it will be a
complete package and it will be a noodle
bar
that she can run and the point is that
when she's in in the UK with me family
members sisters forever they can all run
it for her and personally they're
probably do a better job I know
not being rude but when we get to that
bit you'll understand where I said that
so III Artie Williams I would actually
would have liked to been there and
helped her go round and and find this
franchise I mean over there are a lot of
franchises to do with fast food and the
one that she chose was the the yellow
banner I can't read Thai but they do it
they do em noodle noodles obviously it's
a new robot
there are there on every street every
street corner everywhere they are they
are the one of the biggest franchises in
plant and they're everywhere as well all
over she chose that one I don't know why
I personally would would have said pop
down to the local hardware store buy
chairs tables cutlery buy some cooking
pots and a gas burner make your own and
improvise but no you know that was that
wasn't the way to go and her words were
it's not yummy it's not beyond me still
on the idea I'm still the idea
it's grunya to have a business she could
make some money I would never get ready
anymore yeah okay well so oh by the way
the franchise itself was 50,000 bar at
the time that was 50 but to the pound so
quite a lot of money to buy her business
but again it's an investment and
long-term plan long-term plan was but
this whole thing was going to be
going to be a business on an income
so she buys it next thing I know they're
out on the street
the thing about this is there was no you
have they rent a piece of ground so
they're find a venue let's say it's
outside the Lotus or colonial or US
7-eleven right outside there is a bit of
ground and they will hire that for their
for their business and they will see pay
rent for now so on top of that fee was
three months rent there was they were
looking at yeah they wanted this
upfront it would either like a shopfront
with that where they could put all the
stuff so three months rent decoration
gas bottles yeah every UPS that you need
to run business you get you get
everything with it you get all the
tables of chairs you get the cut the cut
the ring in crockery you get all the you
get the car as well you get all that you
obviously have to buy your own gas in
gas bowls
I think you probably get one gas bottle
with it so it's like a kid so I paid for
it with the right I paid for all the
house that paid for the second Ranger
and I pay for electric pay for thee the
franchise pay for the food to do to make
the food the noodles everything else
comes it comes as a kit you buy the kit
now a bowl of noodles
probably about 40 Bart or maybe 50 bucks
so you can see how many bowls of noodles
you have to sell in order to get money
back
quite a few so they go out on the first
night and they I think she told me that
they sold
hey what let's have a quiz when I have a
little rest okay
we have a quiz how many bowls of noodles
did she sell on the first night
very mindless they were doing it in the
evening up until 2:00 a.m. so I want
answers in the chat how many bowls of
noodles did they sell on the first night
you
that's a very good answer Barry
seven all right sir yes gran sir any
more guesses
anymore anymore
no no will guesses okay well Barry
if you take the digits 2 & 3
Oh hundred you're very very ambitious
with that number a night your pad
Barry Barry's got two numbers add two
and three Jamie's 27
they bought 18 themselves ya know at
your family they sold three I think was
free three bowls of noodles and that was
basically it
three bowls in the first night and what
was more and this is a really make
enough because it just just makes it
very typical and again don't anybody get
me wrong
I'm not and that's talking about my wife
badly in a bad way okay yeah that's
right
noodle bar available for parties and
functions that's right anyway Tyler
won't know as long as it's income King
as long as it's young on the same Road
cuz we can't push it the thing that make
you laugh is my wife she got her sisters
to do the work she sat down talking to
me on the on the on the messenger
a new dog oh yeah quite right so Airport
there's two sisters doing all the work
I mean it's not a lot to do I know but
you know do you have to keep it stirred
up and I think I'll serve it out and
she's like that
Oh God taught me the way and it's like I
said you there's a customer there you go
you're being you go nan-oh sister sister
said it's like oh my god yeah you're new
to by having been working so so that
really went really well
so second night second night isn't
another three another free so they've
done through two nights in this place
and to be fair I've seen this place that
they went and hired I'm thinking
there's a big problem with this because
what the she didn't organize it it was
her sister and brother-in-law both of
those now living in um in Bangkok
because the brother-in-law has moved his
job he's actually with the government is
the destiny was it does he doesn't tax
importance for customs especially a
customs officer so he was working in
cocaine but they moved him down to
Bangkok so before that obviously they
arranged this so that they found this
place on to be fair he is crap I'm
scared to use the word scam because they
they obviously took the money that I
paid for for rent and and decorations
and and is a trick and bring up this and
put it in their pocket because there's
no way that that would be worth and what
were I gave and if you want to know how
much that was it was about twenty five
thousand in total their ever everything
else so the whole business thing should
have been for three months true they're
been seventy five thousand bar but
obviously bearing in mind that you don't
get your money back
in three months it was a long-term thing
so maybe overly cause over a year in a
year maybe you really got your money
back and made a little bit profits the
problem is the locations
for anybody that knows roughly how
Thailand sort of works as far as road
junctions are concerned it's our
crossroads a major major roads it's all
across ropes in the in the city
customers and and and you know that in
Thailand traffic lights you can turn
left or right
but it's eally if you guy think that
you've got junction there's a crossroads
and people are turning left and they
wrote the corner from poor it right
there so you come along you see the
noodle bar and then you've got their way
the park so you go around the corner and
it's been with the park because it's on
the red and if you watch my video about
Tyler and tips you know that the the
parking regulations out there if you
have red on the curb you don't park
there because you'll get just towed away
I don't believe people aren't going to
stop there because it's right on the
junction and traffic of things so
personally there was a problem with the
location really really bad locations so
we're on day two and we've done three
we've done three on the first day and 3
on the second day I think it was it may
well have been may well that may well
have got that result it may have been
five on the first day and then three on
the second day but on the third day
it was one one bowl of noodles all night
so essentially I'll work working three
people working say I'll say that I said
loosely two people working I was
supervising like I said you couldn't
make this up you could not make this up
it's so mean Tyler that you could hear
this um so one Bowl and don't forget
this this carpet thing it's not easy to
transport it there's no soap towbar it's
not like it's not good a bike on it it's
not like a tuk-tuk the thing you can
drive it it's not like a cooked one it's
a separate cart and and where they were
was actually like very nearly a mile
from the house so every night they had
to bring this bloody car out a mile Lily
did it for one bowl of noodles it was
crazy
anyway as you can imagine there was no
day for
so no Dave bull and I said well go and
look for somewhere else I said you've
got plenty of money thinking you know
they got rent money so they wouldn't
spend all the rent money um but in true
days anyway
I said go and look for somewhere else
okay
well brother you know he's looking for
somewhere else
but this is like January 2016
and as you know from last part part 3 I
went to Thailand in April on 2016 and
they were still looking I said
why haven't you found anywhere and the
actual carp is in there is in their
front yard and they just put crash
helmets on it they put coats on it they
put whatever it fuck here we put a
storage cabinet on it so it's part of
the furniture now and you put stuff on
it it's just shut there they use these
they are you when you when you have a
party or a meal they get the tables of
chairs out and they use all the the
crockery in the in the family meal so
it's it's redundant basically so every
time I see it on the video
every time I speak to my wife I can see
this
I think noodle bar in the effing
background
oh just oh I'll just really really mmm
yeah it's so annoying yep
so location bad what wife like sisters
to do the cooking wife does not like
moving the car so it's official new
record for sale only use for making six
bowls of noodles correct yes so I bet
you I bet you're thinking oh my god this
is a flipping nightmare and what a
complete mug yeah well you might be
thinking that I was thinking something
else and it wasn't polite that's just to
keep where's the money gone where's all
the rent gone I know
well I asked rhetorical question I know
where the rent went in the
brother-in-law and the sisters pocket
more like
so April there's no there's no venue
August when I go back and I've just told
you at the beginning of the stream I
went back in August and again he sat
there doing nothing
and every time I see a piggy
and every time I mention it to her it's
like oh don't keep on coming on don't
keep on good play you've used it for
three days
why don't you sell it I won't nobody
wants to buy it
have you tried gonna sell it for but
whatever 40,000 buck-fifty a bank
doesn't buy the river get some money for
it is pointless Hamlet oh no no I want
to do it I want to do it I want you to
help me find somewhere what are you like
so
all right give me I'll go and have a
look and we didn't find anywhere by the
way whether it be a little look around
didn't find anywhere cuz every time I
say that's nice she won't go I don't
like it that's nice
oh don't like it that's nice Oh too far
it's like oh my godness me anyway so
August she
it's quite the weight so we're gonna do
this last little bit and then we're
gonna call it a night because this would
be part four
and having said that now when I've done
this last little bit then there will be
a part five because that's your fat this
part has been taken longer than I
thought
purely because I've gone off on tangents
probably so I'm there and I said to her
we need to have a chat we need to find
somebody who has
who English lately so we do find out we
have a somebody that she
those reasonably well and we we go up to
a secluded place and how that have a
chat now it's quite difficult because
when you put the family all around you
and you're you're you're speaking
English then you're fine because they
can't understand you but soon as you get
that translated into Thai then
everybody's easygoing oh he's a Frank
he's got no money
it is blah blah blah you know and
they're all around you like flies so the
problem is that we had to go to where
where nobody was there and the person
doing the translating
wasn't related to any family member
which was good because we could say we
could tell them don't say anything
anybody and I told him that we was
having trouble with my back with my job
and with my income and I said I really
got to cut down on where I'm giving you
I need you to find a job I need you to
help me and I need you to mainly to help
yourself I need you to help yourself if
you're not gonna do the little bar then
you need to go and get a job
Oh who's the answer but I'm too old I
don't know I can't get a job I've got
big big University and I got no
qualifications I don't know I know I'm
too old
anyway that's beside the point in our
exploits we often went to different
restaurants and there's one down near
the railway track near to central plaza
which I then already knows it but it's
it's an awkward place to get to because
it's just on the on the dual carriageway
it's directly on the railway track so
you have to go across and they turn
across four lanes of traffic and try and
get into this car park which you know is
okay but at nighttime when people were
pissed it's pretty dangerous and that's
just me no I don't drink and drive you
shouldn't drink and drive
pretty bad anyway
so we went to this restaurant and it was
really strange because we walking there
and the woman the owner she goes my what
goes oh that's my old boss I used to
work for her many years ago I said I
wasn't Rustica you could see there's a
light bulb going off here no light bulb
going off I'm picking boom that's an
idea
I said that means that you as he and she
would say to me I really like her I
really like my old boss that I'm seeking
well you why aren't you working for it
now so I said to my wife
golly
I'll help you with can I help you with
getting a job
will you be okay if I ask your boss for
a job and she went okay now as we know
Thai ladies tend to say anything you
want to hear just to keep the peace and
and agree with you so it's saying up to
you cubed okay
so I took that as being pretty good so
when the lady came over and this is a
really interesting part that comes up
later on in part five as well she speaks
fluent English fantastic anyway being
the lady I never knew a name actually I
never asked her name so I'm bit real
dead but anyway um she was a very older
lady very nice lady married lady so
fortunately not available
but she had actually been to live in
London for ten years
and obviously gone back to Thailand and
now has this huge restaurant on the on
the Riverside near to where they're
building on the beach yes so I'm gonna
have thinking of this beach yes my way
going right past the restaurant
alongside the railway line thanks Larry
it's a nightmare the moment with the
roadworks of this I dupe they're
building oh my god is a nightmare so I'm
having this little chat with her saying
to her about the visa and I said oh we
we haven't got the visa you know and she
said oh I'm the stunt or about that I
said but I need I'm having trouble with
money and I need to find a job for my
wife and I said um have you got any well
she said well I tell you what if she can
blink tomorrow she can start work
tomorrow
and I was thinking oh my god what am i
doing
so I said obviously they were speaking
Thai and she was explaining to my wife
about this job and I thought well that's
perfect
I've just got a real job no problem at
all
anyway we did we didn't she didn't start
next day because I I was doing in
silence so the boss said don't worry
we're not when I've gone home then you
come in and start work so when I got
home I was like on the young on the
messenger I said oh yeah when you bring
you were you going to do what then and
he would go tomorrow
I'm gonna go early she said early early
morning I said well you don't like early
morning to you she's not an early
morning person
and so she got there she went to work in
the restaurant and yeah brilliant I was
thinking well this is the end of my my
financial problems she's gonna be
earning some money obviously the average
wage in Thailand is not very much anyway
I was thinking maybe three three four
hundred baht a day for eight-hour day
maybe I don't know maybe two split
shifts I don't know but she was
obviously doing early morning and then
they open lunchtime they do all the
cleaning in that in the morning and I
know you prefer lunches and they do her
an evening session as well so I think it
may be to delay our days do shifts yeah
be quite good pretty bad day I will set
about
they normally work six days a week so
we're talking about 2 mm but maybe
roughly and then tips as well so if
people tip then you'll get those and
that could be quite a lot of money so
yeah she could be earning quite a lot of
money um per month
nope to keep workers brilliant fantastic
well we finally got somewhere with that
but unfortunately over the weeks if we
talk about now we're talking about
September October 2016 we're really now
every week for every day
it's um I don't know I can't talk to you
she's right
I'm really tired I have to go to bed I
have to be up early in the morning and
working a lot of time and what he turned
out to be that she was doing was wait
for it and I I couldn't believe it when
she told me she's doing nearly 17 hour
days
and it was on average was 200 to 250
baht but the day
so on the one side I can preciate that
there's no way that they would do that
that length of time and
and I can appreciate that
people do it but they do it because they
have to do it and the young girls there
they made friends with tag being being
um bringing the younger lady she was
sort of the the the mother figure
mother figure there but the funny thing
is it couldn't have been that bad
because um fern the opposite II the
sister young girlfriend of her
half-brother not she went to work in the
kitchen
so from going from unemployed to work in
the new restaurant kitchen
that's too bad family members in the
same business is the same restaurant but
then he doesn't stop there because the
lazy boys Matt who every time I see him
it hasn't got a job it doesn't want a
job he's working in the restaurant too I
can't believe it so it's a whole family
I burn and nap working in the kitchen
and this time working in the actual
serving part of it and they do get a lot
of tips
however again ice with the hours and the
and the wage they didn't get much of it
so they were getting loads of tips and
they all had to go into the pot and then
now this is where I have a real problem
if it's true then I suspect that what
the boss is doing is paying the wages
and the tips because they only got maybe
200 printed bar each the tips
now when you think about one time dad
told me that she got a 500 baht tip from
from her Frank I could believe that
cuz I IV I picture a hundred back away
ever but everything 500 but I've done a
hundred because it has really good meal
but that went into the pot so and that
was typical of the sort of tips that
they get
but she'll see you was doing some salty
underhanded deal it was her business you
know it's her business she can do what
she likes however it was a high turnover
of staff she never kept him
anybody for very long because but who
wants to work 17 hours days or basically
or quit you know and I know so it was a
seven days a week
no days off they had one day off every
16 days and this was only because the
boss closed the restaurant down and went
away she came from the symptom of the
village and obviously went home but she
she was a bitter a bit of a taskmaster I
think the other annoying thing that she
used to do was because cat is not a
morning person
she was always late so she'd saved a
time coming at night and she'd be yeah I
passed mine or whatever so the boss
would dock her money I think was like
one bar every 10 minutes or something so
she was losing wages but be late
however see what really upset me was and
in the night 12:1 Pete 1 a.m. work
whenever they shut the boss would expect
her to stay late sorry - no need to
serve the customers but to clear up and
tidy ups because they never went home
without doing a full clean the whole
restaurant was clean top to bottom
so on the one hand it's taking the piss
and then of your and it's taking
liberties and he was I think it's very
typical of a Thai culture idea there's
no there's no sort of leeway between the
two it's either she's at one or the
other there's no middle ground so I am
quite surprised that she's lasted up
until December when I went back in
December for my third trip and my third
series trainer trip
now so that is basically where we could
end part four and there will be a part
of thighs
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the toilet you have to go to the toilet
I'm sorry about this it's bear with me
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Wow what's that shade you're wearing
everyone laughing a funny joke the chat
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so my ways we got a child gone blimey
sorry about that technical malfunction
that's annoying
why isn't that working answers on a
postcard well why is that working it's
official part 5
yes that's right so there we go guys I
enjoyed part 4 and don't forget quiz
time
with livestream as i've streamed quiz
Saturday that we're not gonna be talking
about Thai ladies talk about shirts
we're gonna be talking about anything
else other than a quiz and how it will
work will be that you'll come on here
you can without a little bit of a chat
we're going to do it a couple of
questions you can answer and the way
that we're going to do that is you're
gonna write down your answers in notepad
if you want or an email
email thing and then at the end of the
day you could send me your answers via
email messenger or however you want with
numbers down and your answers
yeah a quiz and a few tangents s and
there will be hopefully dinner there
there won't be a prize for the winner
chicken dinner so and we're trying
borrow some shirts from Land of Smiles
Thailand and hopefully they will be some
t-shirts there in various sizes very
kindly donated
not from Simon from the chappie you I've
got who I've even forgotten
Oh
in a long night yeah you know it's just
scroll back up the channel can you do it
in chat yes you can because the other
yep mainly the the the idea of a city is
he will write down your answers
in a I know this is going to be open to
obese because you can look up the
answers
you naughty people yes - I did no we
don't play around with it I think I
think we have to rather it's just for
fun really it's just for fun now the
reason why I'm doing it is yes that's
right Wilson cloves that's right yes
Charles Wilson I remember now
the reason why I thought it would be
good idea is I don't know anybody else
doing it I'm sure it probably is but
uhh
yes you've said that once his chant was
Wilson not calm yes I see we are you
having a problem with wheel we're all
computer there sir
you're tapping one word at a time
Oh exciting
anyway my voice is gone you're bored you
won't go to sleep you will probably
disappear up now but I do hope that you
will join me and we'll have a little bit
of fun and yeah I said don't be kind of
buddy else is us doing this or done it
or even thinking about doing it and I
don't even know how it work but your
answers to the quiz up very good well
done
you get teacher all right you can have
any t-shirt you like ah
and then hopefully next week we talked
about and Wednesday this week hopefully
we'll probably do part 5 of the Thai
relationship um please also put in your
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oh yeah you're really funny very little
boy yeah that's it
very good
you're not bored okay you're about the
only one because everybody else is and
then obviously putting your diary about
I really wanna have a a serious
discussion about two things one is being
invisible as in
like that
no I don't mean that I mean if you're in
a wheelchair for example you tend to
become invisible and I have found that
on my skin touch you tend to disappear
people don't don't see you and if you
watch my videos you'll know that from
where I'm going along various places
people don't see you so and the other
thing is eugenics that we're talking
about haha what's that all about
in relation to disability so I really
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like a chair and I really appreciate
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I really appreciate when he coming on
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drivel question one how do you spell
spell spell what time on Saturday I
don't want the prize if I can win if I
win can i still play you still play
the shirts are nice yeah they are nice
yeah Aaron lectures but anyway you know
it's up to you just have a little bit of
fun as I said I don't think anybody else
is doing it I've seen it but I was doing
a live stream Chris sure it's not here
if it doesn't work and I'm invisible
question 2 ha ha ha but I do like this
Mike it's Mike it's really good I hope
it's been really clear for you I hope
you can hear me can you hear me can you
hear me
you hear me can you hear me
can you
you hear me
I really really quite hate me it's
really good down there what time Sonny
well it's gonna be the usual time 1800
UK time on the AH as a point
ah yes that's the point ah yes that's
the point I've just remembered it might
be a problem with that Union drew up see
because for you a front back in time and
as you know I said earlier I'm going to
Exeter and you'd be down that way then
if your Realtor and you want to meet up
then come down and we can meet up there
see much busy road show and I should go
to hopefully I should be back for 1800
will plan for plan for that time but
it is hard Shannon what is hard
keep it clean Kristen tree can we hear
it oh you're funny Sam so I think that
two hours and however is 2013 minutes
far too much
our youth belt Exeter
uh I don't know
oh is it hard questions No
I'm sure people will will will cheat
anyway
know isn't the fastest who could use
Google
anyway what we might do I'll give you a
little taste of one of the types of
questions that we're going to do is I'm
going to play a clip of a phrase or
saying and it will be from a movie and
you've got to name the movie alright so
this is one of the things that I did
with my radio show I do that a movie
quiz anyway so play a little clip and
then you tell me what movie they're from
just give you a sample question off the
top of their head
you'd be lucky if I got a hairbrush
still on the quiz No
it gotta be easy because it's me
I just I know terminator
yes I know iteration is all right you've
got mail
Am I Oh lovely Sleepless in Seattle
yeah Tron no you can't have any though
won't you play the Star Wars No
hello siren played the clip yep
I'd be punished oh my goodness be did
anybody watched by you I leave my a
edited version of laughing I thought
that's quite funny
there's a there's a girl in my tummy on
big what about little
well a ground half-day ground don't they
that'd be appropriate
especially with Thai ladies a grown-up
day
so anybody got any sensible things to
say
been a-been the flower pot made little
wee
you just naming random movies now
you've missed our load how about Star
Wars
that was one Star Wars 2 Star Wars free
that was four so it's five against
Buster's Ghostbuster - he missed that
one
no that's not the idea
the idea is I'll tell you clip you gotta
tell me what the clip is from
some of them are quite tough some of
them are quite difficult because they
they yeah well I shall tell you what
and there's one or two or easy
but we'll do that and then we'll do some
questions I know yeah it's just been fun
bear fun so guys I've tried to say
goodbye about three times this is worse
than talking to my wife
we are guessing because your sound is
not working what sound
what sound you on about do you go quite
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sound clip what sound clip you want here
again not even in my my farts anklet I'm
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no guys we're not doing it we're not
doing the clip today we're not doing the
quiz today you gotta wait the movie clip
clears the quiz the quiz it's Saturday
not now so stop guessing movies because
you won't get it you might get it on
sorry music from the film you said we
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oh it's bigger it's been a long day was
that the theme tune from shaving fries
hmm yeah you fell you that they're
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that's a pain so I think just see why
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right
two more thumbs up please two more
thumbs up before we go and
the rule is funny
even after five times you're right it's
so good that we really have to have it
again no I don't have just one
oh the nuke so yeah I was reading it off
the screen it's slightly smaller I
didn't sorry about that
the nucleus funny even have to fight
yeah you're right alright Steve thank
for the thumbs up
no I didn't mean there I met on the
actual video itself yeah when you go to
youtube um My dear sir we had four
thumbs down so and whether what's my
favorite film okay that's Sam it's
official timeline word of the day is of
this or soundtrack from a movie
well yeah right okay that is fairly easy
to answer my all-time favorite film is
original Karate Kid so not the Bruce Lee
whatever his name is Jackie Chan shite
the earth the official original with
to Miyagi that's my all-time favorite I
used to quote that in my class because
there's a lot of yeah even though people
take the mickey out of it there is
actually a lot of learning to be had in
that film a lot of appropriate things
that you couldn't learn which will help
sweep the leg
or even sweep the floor yep
the original try kid
yeah and uh episode 2 was was okay
episode 3 was shit and episode 4 was
diabolical episode 4 had Hilary Swank
and the only good thing about that film
which was ogling Hilary shrank and
hoping that she would get a watts is out
but she never did so that's just me
maybe it was different for you the
martial arts was wish I shake that
really poor Ruby
but yeah so all-time favorite and of
course anything to do with Star Trek or
any any series except for the s9
you're gonna watch one more you're a
glutton for punishment are you Shannon
which series would you recommend I don't
know
whichever one you haven't watched
question how many quota can't you feel
Karate Kid films were there
they were going to do an episode 5 but
he got the chop yeah
in actual fact you could probably say
that the Jackie Chan was episode by it
was bit ship
Star Trek who would've guessed well yeah
but not the s9 I don't like yes nine and
I don't like Voyager I just don't like
and what's-her-face captain where we're
name is Janeway
I don't like Captain Janeway you were
just calling up random numbers now
aren't you shun five four okay so Star
Trek I like have a sci-fi stuff on TV
there's loads of fun
I like opens up the crime ones as well
the what they're called um no not si si
si
but not Miami I can't stand whatever its
name is on CSI Miami I just really don't
like that series I like um
Oh God
the others are dramas series like
elementary is quite good that's really
good series elementary and I'm just
trying to think of all the ones I watch
I was a the current note the current
series and memories Wentworth if you
watched um Wentworth is see the new new
update for for Wentworth what's called
prison um oh my god my brain stopped
working it was in the seventies ladies
that they it they did the series it was
so bad and the acting was so bad it was
actually quite good but they've done as
they don't hurt a modern update now I
work more I find it's really good really
really
really good really good so Wentworth
yeah I just like general stuff like that
and I am a Trekkie yep I admit it
so there we go
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turn anymore for anymore
No well okay we've dragged it out down
we've dragged it out to two and a half
hours of drivel go by now I am really
really
I'm ignoring you Jamie
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