Dungeon party life, dungeon party pressure
The Forgotten Realms are starting to get'cha.
The party's too large but the party is expanding
DM-ing this party can be demanding.
You accidentally sold everything you stole
Your sword +1, and your portable hole.
We don't know where we're going, we enter
a dungeon.
We don't know why we did, we walk back outside
the dungeon.
Standing in the dragon's lair, skills are
all dud
and your favourite armour is covered in mud.
You want to teleport but your spells
are bare
So you... just stand there
you just stand there
(You just stand there)
Dungeon, Dungeon party, Dungeon party conflict
Counting gold in the dungeon to split the
profits
We've got a five way split, but we're missing
some of it!
The rogue, Bevin, starts to skim money
Hey man, this fighter doesn't think you're
funny
Elvish signs, hidden messages
Riddles opening passages
You know you're not getting to high level
You're more Hat of Vermin, not Summon Devil
Check your mind, how'd it get so wrecked?
Did that baddie over there use devour intellect?
Look in your satchel, haven't got a potion
Your mate's on one HP, showing no emotion
Dungeon, Dungeon party, Dungeon party conflict
Dungeon, Dungeon party, Dungeon party conflict
Conflict
Conflict
So you think maybe you'll multiclass Bard
To pay for your spells, it can't be that hard
Patrons wouldn't pay you very much at all,
Looks like you'll never learn Fireball
You don't measure up to Matthew Mercer,
Your party may be bad, but your DM is worser
No one cares, no one sympathizes
The rest of your party just criticizes
Conflict
Conflict
Dungeon, Dungeon party, Dungeon party conflict
Dungeon, Dungeon party, Dungeon party conflict
What's in that chest you picked?
All you'll find is... Dungeon party conflict
You've lost respect like an escaped convict
It's the conflict
Conflict
Conflict
