- [Orange] Hey yo, it's A to the O,
back again with another gaming video.
That's right, we're
gonna play Cat Simulator.
First there was Gold Simulator,
then there was a Bread Simulator,
and now we got Cat Simulator.
Ah, man I really hope
I get to break things.
I'm just in one of
those moods today, guys.
OK, should I go with, OK got it.
Basic, we Cute Cat
(laughs) I love Cute Cat.
Black Cat, White Kitten, Ginger,
oh Ginger!
Now I'm gonna go with just a basic.
I'm gonna go just a basic today, guys.
OK, I guess we'll just
start with number one.
Let's just do it, alright here we go.
Oh my goodness, it's so cute.
Ah that's too much cute to handle.
I can't handle it, guys. (laughs)
Um, no I don't wanna start
the time challenge quite yet,
I gotta see what's goin' on around here.
Oh, I got the boot. (laughs)
Ah, what?
You don't want me to touch your butt?
That's the whole thing,
I thought that was the
whole purpose of being cat
was jumping up and hitting,
awe, (laughs) whoops.
I hope that wasn't expensive.
Excuse me, what are you doing? (man yells)
Oh, I'm just spooning you. (laughs)
Oh, snacks, can I have some?
(reward music)
(laughs) Orange Combo!
They need I was playing. (laughs)
Hey, how's that game you're watchin'?
What you watchin'?
Are you watchin' that sports
game where you gotta tackle
the volleyball player before
he kicks the basketball
into the end zone?
Is that the game your watching? (laughs)
Oh, I hope you didn't need that.
Oops, broken.
I am not cleaning that up, by the way.
I don't have opposable thumbs,
how am I supposed to pick it up?
Oh, what we got here?
Ah, it's all Twilight, get
it outta here. (laughs)
Kitty cat will make ya jump, jump.
OK, let's see, this goes down there,
and this vase, it goes down there.
I'm just putting everything
in its rightful place.
Hey, how do you change the
channel on the, ah crap.
- [Man] Would ya please!
- [Orange] I'm sorry, where ya going?
Come back!
Whoops, I didn't mean to break a vase.
Come back, don't run away from
your feelings, let me, ah.
I tried to scratch him butt.
(laughs) It didn't work.
Kitty cat's a butt toucher. (laughs)
Kitty cat make you jump, jump.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, Kitty Coins.
I wonder what I get to
buy with Kitty Coins?
Yarn, maybe?
Ah (laughs) I am not buying a new vase.
That was, it was broken when I found it.
(cat meows) It was broken when I got here.
It wasn't, yeah I didn't do it.
OK, let's see what we got up here.
Oh we got a lamp!
What an enlightening experience. (laughs)
Whoops, alright, OK.
Ow, I hit my head.
Hit my head on the bookshelf.
OK, what do we got up here?
OK, what do you got for
books up here, buddy?
Ah, it's all Twilight,
get rid of it! (yells)
Time for Ninja Kitty, you
didn't even see me coming.
How do you like your ankles now?
And now it's time for
kidney punch and butt punch,
and leg punches.
I'm floating (laughs) in air.
What are you lookin' at? (laughs)
You might've won this time, human,
but Ninja Kitty will be back! (laughs)
OK, I think I could probably
start that time challenge
right about now, let's do it.
15, 32, go!
And the butt bop. (laughs)
That's how I break vases.
I break vases with my butt.
How do you guys break vases?
Let me know in the comments below.
Holy moly, ah.
And then let me know what
you guys want me to buy
with my Cat Coins, my Kitty Coins.
I don't even know what I can buy.
#TeamNobody!
Get outta here, Twilight! (screams)
Why does this human have
5,000 copies of Twilight?
That's it, you're gettin'
a swipe to the butt, yeah!
(laughs) Oh, I missed him.
I don't have time to sit
around and think about it.
I gotta get to the toilet paper, guys.
If there's one thing that kittens love,
it's toilet paper!
Get outta here, Ducky!
Looks like things weren't all
they were quacked up to be,
right? (laughs)
Cologn-y, cologn-y bologna.
Ah, funky smell in the room. (laughs)
Oh, what's this up here is this?
Oh what do we got, we got
some ketchup and mustard,
and oh, OK maybe not, maybe not.
Maybe, ah, let's just mix
it around in here. (laughs)
Everyone knows that the kittens
love to play in the toilet.
Ninja Kitten attack!
(man yells)
Right in the behind. (laughs)
I just wanna make a cheese sandwich.
That's all I want, just a cheese sandwich.
Oh, what's this over, ah
somethin' smells fishy. (laughs)
Later, fishy.
Uh oh, we only got four second, three!
Two,
one, blow up the microwave!
Ah, I couldn't blow up the
microwave, all is lost.
OK, what happened?
Do I win?
Yes, three stars!
Share your score on Fuh-Buh and,
eh, what's a Fuh-Buh?
I don't know what a Fuh-Buh is. (yells)
OK, looks like I'm outdoors now.
We've moved on from the
house, we're in the backyard.
Let's start the Time Challenge!
Alright, oh, woops!
Oh, I broke the vase.
What a cat-astrophe. (laughs)
Oh the gardener will
clean it up, it's fine.
It's fine, oh Kitty Coins, let's grab 'em.
Ah man, I always miss it.
Kitty cat will make ya jump
for that Kitty Coin, oh!
How about some lawn food? (reward music)
That's gonna be, a little bit
of grass never hurt anybody.
Healthy diet, exactly.
Gotta get those greens.
I'm just mixin' in some good
stuff in there for you guys.
OK, what do we got? (laughs)
That wasn't just a jar,
that was a flying jar.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hey what you guys talkin' about?
Can I join?
Are you guys talkin' about
how you all look like
wolf men or somethin'?
(reward music) Oh, hey come back!
Don't run away from your feelings.
I'm just mixing your food together.
It's better when it's mixed.
Okay, whatever, I'm leaving.
Goodbye!
Oh, a broom.
The broom is a new fad that's
sweepin' the nation. (laughs)
Nasty Cat?
More like Shmasty Cat, I
can't think of anything
that rhymes with nasty.
Rhinoplasty?
Rhinoplasty Cat?
No, that doesn't work. (laughs)
Hey, get outta my territory, dog.
(dog barks) Hey, don't
be talkin' no trash.
Get outta here.
Get outta here, get, this is my area.
Oh, oh I concentrate too
much on trying to get rid
of the dog.
OK, now I get three stars?
Two?
Ah, we got two scores
and now it's askin' me
to share on my Fuh-Buh again.
I don't wanna share on my Fuh-Buh!
OK, guys, well, this is a really fun game
if you really like destroying things,
and hitting humans in butts.
I would definitely recommend it.
I'm really looking forward to the day
that they make an Orange Simulator.
It's gotta happen,
somebody's gotta make it.
OK, guys.
Thanks for watchin', as always,
hit that Like, Share and Favorite,
all the things in the world
that you can do on YouTube,
do it and 'til next time,
later hot potators! (laughs)
- [Pear] Wow, it's a game
where you're cooking food.
- [Orange] I know that now, Pear.
- [Pear] You actually
thought this was a game
where you played a chef
that goes to the doctor.
- [Orage] It was called Cooking Fever,
what did you expect?
- [Pear] I would expect
you to vet your choices
a little bit better next time!
- [Orange] There's no
reason to be overdramatic.
