What bell?
We're here.
[ School Bell Rings ]
Aloha.
My name is Mr. Hand.
l have but one question
foryou.
Can you attend my class?
lt is foryourown good.
And ifyou can't make it,
l can make you.
[ Mr. Hand ]
We have a 20 question quiz
evey friday.
Your grade is the average
ofall your quizzes,
plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third.
Got it?
Also--
[ Grum bles ]
There will be no eating.
E-A-T-l-N-G.
No eating in this class!
[ Knocking ]
You get used to doing
your own business
on your own time.
That's one demand l make.
[ Knocking Continues ]
and discuss U.S. Histoy
on your time, understand?
[ Knocking Continues ]
This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.
Yes?
What class?
This is U.S. Histoy.
l see the globe
right there.
Hey.
May l come in?
Oh, please!
l get so lonely
when l hear that third
attendance bell ring...
and all my kids
are not here.
Sory, l'm late.
It'sjust like this new
schedule's totally confusing.
l know that dude!
Mr. Spicoli.
That's the name
they gave me.
You're ripping my card!
Yes.
Hey, bud,
what's your problem?
No problem at all.
l thinkyou know
where the front office is.
You dick!
l have taken the time to
print up a complete schedule...
ofclass quizzes
and the chapters they cover.
Please pass them
to the desk behind you.
Back, back, back.
[ Eveyone Sniffing ]
