You guys know
I love social media,
and I'm following
a ton of famouses
on Instagram and Twitter.
But I noticed that sometimes
the things celebrities pos
just aren't relatable enough
Well, I thought I would fix that
with a new segment called
"Celeb-Re-Latable."
[ Clicking tongue ]
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That was so cute.
Okay. Let's see our
first celebrity post.
This one is from Miley Cyrus
The caption is, "See you
tonight, Primavera Sound,
playing the new [bleep]."
I mean, it's an okay caption
But a more relatable caption
would be...
"After a long night
of being a wrecking ball."
[ Laughter ]
-Whoo!
-They're going to cut that out
Let's see another one.
Now here's a post
from Ariana Grande.
This post doesn't
even have a caption.
You know what that means?
Queen. Queen. Okay?
But it'd be super-relatabl
if the caption was...
"Oh, you're married
with three kids?
Well, I have one very good boy
And I do. And I do."
[ Laughter ]
Always correct.
Here's one from Tom Holland.
I think he's on set
filming an action movie,
but this post would be
so much more relatable
if the caption was...
"sometimes you
and your Airbnb host
have a different definitio
of in-ground pool."
Next up,
we got a post from Zendaya
Now, it's a fun picture and
caption about her movie release,
but a more relatable caption
would be...
"It wasn't the first time I wa
kicked out of Medieval Times
and it wouldn't be the last.
Let's see another one
from Chris Hemsworth.
His caption -- "Got my first
quokka selfie this week."
Now, for those of us who hav
no idea what a quokka is..
a more relatable caption
would be...
"Okay, babe,
now let's take a silly one."
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ] We're so dumb.
Here's one from Priyanka.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Her caption is,
"#Sorrynotsorry. Enough said
Wearing the perfect drape
for the perfect wedding."
We could make it a little bi
more relatable if it was..
"When I explain
that Frankenstein
was actually the name of
the doctor, not the monster.
Did you know that?
Did y'all know that?
Frankenstein's the name
of the doctor, not the monster
I just learned that today!
And if you said you knew that,
you're lying.
You're lying. No one knows that.
Next up, we have
Michael B. Jordan.
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
-His caption is -- You guy
are so thirsty, I love it.
So thirsty.
His caption is, "Little-know
fact, I was a child model.
LOL. TBT."
I love Michael, but it would b
a little more relatable
if it said, "Yo, how is that
table gonna get their food
already when we ordered first?!"
[ Cheers and applause ]
Finally, we've got this post
from Lupita Nyong'o.
Now, I actually
really like her caption.
It says, "Today is Earth Day
Let's celebrate
by making a better effort
to conserve Mother Nature'
extraordinary
natural habitats and animals
so future generations
can enjoy them."
I mean, that's lovely.
That's lovely.
[ Applause ]
But it'd be even more relatabl
if it was the elephant's account
with the caption, "OMG!
Just met Lupita Nyong'o! Aah!"
That was "Celeb-Re-Latable."
