-So you two are married now,
right?
-Yeah.
-That's sweet.
How's the sex?
-Yeah.
-Hey, Packer?
-Hmm?
-I made you some hot chocolate.
-Why?
-'Cause I want to let bygones be
bygones. Show you I'm cool.
You're the new guy, it's cold
out, I made too much,
I got this awesome hot chocolate
recipe from my wife.
-That's a lot of reasons.
-Drink it.
-Nah, I think I'll pass.
The only hot chocolate I'm into
is Vivica A. Fox.
-Can I talk to you for a second?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
So this hot chocolate thing
with Packer.
-None of your business.
-Well, you know you can't
actually poison him, right?
-It isn't poison.
It's a laxative. People take
laxatives all the time.
This is just a lot more of a
laxative. Let me handle it.
-I really think we should join
forces on this one.
-Really?
-What do we think.
What would drive him crazy?
-I know.
-Here we go.
-[ Sniffs ]
Pepto-Bismol in his hot
chocolate.
-You have got to stop with the
hot chocolate stuff.
-Okay.
-I was thinking maybe we could
jam his drawers so that they
only come out two inches,
then that way you can
see everything in them,
but you can't get at it.
-Does Edgar Allen Poe
know about that one?
So sinister. [ Laughs ]
That wouldn't annoy a person at
all were you --
where do you come up with this
stuff?
-Okay. Alright. Well, this isn't
my best, but call Froggy 101
say that we're the tour manager
for Justin Bieber
and we're giving away free
tickets,
we give them a number to call
for the tickets,
and it's his number.
-Who is Justice Beaver?
-Huh? It's a
crime-fighting beaver.
-Why don't you write up your
best 40 ideas,
e-mail them to me.
Can you do that?
-Absolutely.
-Okay.
I'll e-mail you 100.
-Yeah.
Write up your list of 100,
edit it down to your top 40,
and I'll read it over.
There are 400 of these.
-Yeah, I couldn't cut it down.
-They're all good.
So good.
Number 3, "Eat a frog."
That sounds promising.
Number 4, "Eat a dog."
I don't know, um, from a
practical standpoint if that's--
-135. Did you like 135?
-"Eat a brog."
Maybe it's because I didn't
understand it.
I just had a couple of notes,
let me grab a pen and we--
Damn it. Argh!
Ah, just when we were --
just when we were getting going.
Mm!
-Oh, thanks. Will do.
-[ Southern accent ] Absolutely.
Now, when you get down there,
Jo's a little bit, uh,
forgetful.
So she may have locked the gate,
but what you're gonna do is go
ahead, hop it,
and just head back to the pool.
-That sounds weird.
-It is weird!
Look at you, perceptive.
Now I know why Jo's
kept her eye on you!
-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Southern accent ] And you
make sure to get down there,
check out
the Harry Potter World.
-Do--
-Whatever you wanna do
in your spare time is up to you!
-Harry Potter World is supposed
to be fantastic!
-Apparently,
as soon as corporate found out
I wanted to come in
off the road,
Jo offered me a cushy new job in
Tallahassee.
And here's the best part,
I'm a huge alligator nerd.
I can name you every genus,
every sub-species.
Also, I'm a huge boob nerd.
-Check it out and have a free
butterbeer on us.
Keep the receipt
and we'll get ya back.
-What are you doing?
-Just a very important client.
-Alright,
so just pack your bags and, uh,
be sure to bring those
swimming trunks. Bye now.
-I cannot believe this, you're
sending Packer to Florida? Why?
-He's a jerk.
-You gave him my desk.
-Okay, so you're tricking him
into flying to Florida.
-This wasn't my first choice.
Jim had so many better ideas.
-You have to tell him. You have
to tell him what you did.
-No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
That, that is not in the plan.
That is actually anti-
what we're doing.
-He is my oldest friend.
I am going to tell him!
-Wait!
Why don't we come up with a plan
that we're all happy about?
-Yeah, that --
[ Door closes ]
-You're looking at the new face
of corporate.
Gonna put the "ass,"
in Tallahassee.
-Yes, about that.
-Well, we gotta go out
and celebrate, tonight!
-Well, I don't know
if that's a good idea.
-Do you have a ball and chain?
-No? No, nothing like that
at all.
-Listen, I'm gonna tell you
something that none of these
people have the stones
to tell you.
It's your girlfriend.
She's uptight.
-Sorry?
-I know this stuff can hurt,
but I wish someone
had said something to me
about my wife ex-wife.
All I'm saying is in a months or
so, meet me down in Florida,
I'll introduce you to all
the local...talent.
-Sounds great. Yeah.
-it's gonna be so good.
-That is.
It's gonna be awesome.
I think you're really going to
enjoy it down there.
-I'm sorry about your friend.
-Nah, he's an ass.
-[ Brooklyn accent ] You ahh.
-[ Imitates Holly ] You ahh.
-What are you, wicked smaht?
-No, you ahh.
-Who ahh?
-Who ahh.
