Have you ever wondered
what Fortnite
would look like if
every
single
kill
were a headshot?
*dink* {x3}
Yeah, me either.
however,
I put together three minutes of what Fortnite would look like
if every kill were a headshot
please enjoy
*dink*
*I Wish by Skee-Lo plays* ♪ Yeah, ♪
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller, ♪
♪ I wish I was a baller, ♪
♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, ♪
♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, ♪
There you go. (♪ And a six four Impala ♪ )
♪ I wish I was like, six-foot-nine, ♪
♪ See ya later, bud. (So I can get with Leoshi) ♪
♪ 'Cause she don't know me ♪
♪ but yo she's really fine ♪
♪ You know I see her all the time ♪
♪ everywhere I go ♪
♪  And even in my dreams ♪
♪ I can scheme a way to make her mine ♪
♪ 'Cause I know she's livin' phat ♪
Oh! (♪ Her boyfriend's tall ♪ )
♪ and he plays ball ♪
♪ So how am I gonna compete with that? ♪
♪ 'Cause when it comes to playin' ♪
♪ basketball ♪
♪ I'm always last to be picked ♪
♪ And in some cases, ♪
♪ never picked at all. ♪
♪ So I just lean up on the wall, ♪
♪ or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls ♪
♪ who came to watch their men ball. ♪
♪ Dag y'all! ♪
♪ I never understood, black ♪
♪ Why the jocks get the fly girls ♪
Holy shit! (*music cuts off*)
Holy shit!
WHAT?
THAT'S INSANE!
Do you want to play some games, man?
yes,
yes yes yes
please!
*inhale*
How are you?
Are you crying?
Yeah...
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller, ♪
♪ I wish I was a baller, ♪
♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her ♪
♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat ♪
♪ with a bat ♪
♪ and a six four Impala ♪
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪
♪ I wish I was a baller, ♪
♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her ♪
oh my fucking god, man (♪ I wish I had a ♪ )
♪ rabbit in a hat ♪
♪ with a bat ♪
♪ and a six four Impala ♪
♪ I wish I had a brand new car, ♪
♪ so far ♪
♪ I got this hatchback ♪
♪ and everywhere I go, yo, ♪
♪ I gets laughed at. ♪
♪ and when I'm in my car, I'm layed back ♪
♪ I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat, ♪
♪ but that's flat. ♪
♪ And do you wanna know what's really wack? ♪
OHH
♪ See, I can't even get a date, ♪
♪ so what'chu think of that? ♪
♪ I hope prom night is a bomb night ♪
♪ with the hood rats, ♪
♪ you can hold tight ♪
♪ but really though, ♪
♪ I'm a Flgaro ♪
♪ When I'm in my car, ♪
♪ I can't even get a "hello." ♪
♪ Well, so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw ♪
♪ on Sunday ♪
♪ Well then, I'mma have to get in my car and go ♪
I'm gonna need a PogChamp in chat. I'm gonna need it. Sorry. (♪ You know I take the 110 until the 105 ♪ )
♪ Get off of Crenshaw ♪
Where is this other guy that was right there? (♪ tell my homies "look alive" ♪ )
Oh look he's right there. (♪ 'cause it's hard to survive when your living ♪ )
♪ in a concrete jungle, and these girls keep passing me by. ♪
♪ She looks fly. ♪ {x2}
*music stops* There's nothing homosexual about gymnastics.
I didn't say there was,
what do you-
what?
Nah, I was just talking to my stream.
'cause I just did a backflip and shot someone really off far away.
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller, ♪
♪ I wish I was a baller, ♪
♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her ♪
♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat ♪
♪ with a bat ♪
♪ and a six four Impala ♪
♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪
♪ I wish I was a baller, ♪
♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her ♪
♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat ♪
♪ with a bat ♪
♪ and a six four Impala ♪
♪ Hey, ♪
♪ you, ♪
♪ what's that sound? ♪
♪ Everybody look what's going down ♪
Oh my god, that was so sick. (♪ Hey, you, what's that sound? ♪ )
♪ Everybody look what's going down ♪
♪ Hey, you, what's that sound? ♪
♪ everybody look whats going down! ♪
♪ Ah, yes, ♪
♪ Ain't that fresh? ♪
OHH, WOAH!
This video was fake.
There is no such thing as getting
anything other
than a hitmarker.
in this game.
3
2
1
Drop it.
*bodyshot*
*bodyshot again*
You will not take my kill.
Stop it!
You better-
Reload!
Oh my god, if I-
*gasp*
If any-
If the storm takes you,
I am actually-
*bang*
WHAT!?
We'll be back to normal videos tomorrow. (*Leveled Up by Billy Marchiafava starts playing*)
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and thank you
for 100,000 subscribers
♪ yeah, ♪
♪ hold up, ♪
♪ what the fuck? ♪
♪ ay, ♪
♪ base in the trunk ♪
♪ Shawty wanna fuck  ♪
♪ But I'm busy getting bucks ♪
♪ Yeah, you know my fuckin' name ♪
♪ You know my music sucks ♪
♪ if you hate my fuckin' shit ♪
♪ you a motherfuckin' chump, yeah ♪
♪ ay, ooh, yah ♪
♪ Damn, ♪
♪ Billy stay high like a kite, yeah ♪
♪ ♪
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