[party troll song - D1ofAquavibe]
 
 
[BRODYQUEST - Neil Cicierega]
 
 
 
 
 
 
SoGGy CABBAGE: Imagine they die by the storm.
That would just...
*sigh*
'n then they'd see your inventory,
like...
Lysander Croix: I think they'd be kind'a confused.
SoGGy  CABBAGE: yeah... *laughs*
 
 
 
*sigh*
*Gunfire firing in the distance*
Oh my God...
Alright, if you're not in the circle you can
*trailing off* just start doing it if you want...
OOOOOOFFFffffff
 
 
 
 
 
SoGGY CABBAGE: oh boy...
 
 
 
This is...
 
 
SoGGy CABBAGE: Waityouknowwhat?!
I'm gonna get a piece of paper.
And,
whoever, *grabs paper* is the last person
- whether they die or they don't -
gonna write it on a piece of paper...
and I'm gonna friend them.
 
SoGGy CABBAGE: C'mon, how long is that fight gonna be?! *laughs*
This feight is eyeges old!
O.O
He just broke a tree. I don't think they see you.
WHOA!
oh...
*softly but with conviction* God...
Pretty sure they don't see you but I don't know.
Just random snipes going everywhere.
Pew pew pew!
*Gasps*
Oh my God!
 
 
 
 
*quiet screaming*
Scary...
*Lysander Croix whining like a child*
 
 
 
 
SoGGy CABBAGE: I feel like they're a duo, but at the same time I don't.
Cause, like, they're shooting?
But, like,
They're also... not?
Hitting each other?
Oh! Yeah they're a... they're a duo!
*laughs* They don't see you!
That's, like, the funniest part!
 
*disappointed* Oh my GOD!
*exasperated* Boiiiiiii! >:/
 
*singing* We're below you! :D
O.O
I think one saw you... /o.o\
 
I don't know...
 
Honestly, I think they see you. But, like, they're just, like, chilling up there.
[Nope they're trying to trick shot with gas grenades]
You know what! Let me just *intelligible*
Oh no!
Don't get trapped in the storm!
Go!
If you knock them down and they died...
That would be...
Funny as heck.
[And here comes the realization]
Oh. They're trying to trickshot you!
 
 
Oh... Wait!
They might be friendly!
No way!
*to himself* He might be friendly...
Yeah... He's just trying to trickshot you.
For the Memes! B)
*laughing*
Lysander Croix: *giggling*                  
 SoGGy CABBAGE: This is so good!
Lysander Croix *continues to laugh*
SoGGy CABBAGE: I love it! :D
 
I don't think he saw it.
OH! But the last circle's gonna be there.
The last circle is SO SMALL. Do you see it?
Go on his launch pad!
Go onto his launch pad.
The last circle is literally so miniature.
It's like...
Only one person can really fit.
Nonono! Don't die don't die!
He's trying to help you!
*both laughing happily*
SoGGy CABBAGE: He's ACTUALLY helping you!
So you not die!
Lysander Croix *laughing*
SoGGY CABBAGE: Ayyyyyyyy!  Lysander Croix: *gasps*
SoGGy CABBAGE: This is honesty funny *laughs*
He's gonna start dancing.
Oh!
He's trying to trap you *intelligible* >:t
 
Oh he used a camp--- he's giving you a campfire!
So you guys can live!
*Lysander Croix awws* TwT
SoGGy CABBAGE: Oh my god it's so small!
I've neve---
NO! >:6
He's gonna pickaxe you to death! T^T
Start pickaxing him!
Pickaxe!
*gasp* NOWAY
You WON!
*laughing that sounds a little like crying*
Lysander Croix: *screams but also ends up making the same pitch and octave as her fox*
Oh my fricken God!
SoGGY CABBAGE: *may actually be crying* oh my God...
I love that guy so much! T^T
Lysander Croix: Oh my actual *laughs*
*softly but with elation* Yessssssss...
SoGGy CABBAGE: I love *sputters*
Lysander Croix: Oh my God.
Lysander Croix: So, like, you're, like, a trickshoter group?
Is that why you were jumping around with all the...
josh: Yeah :D
Lysander Croix: Buildings and stuff?
josh: Yeah. That's why we were---
BHOP Guatdian: I'm in a----a------
josh: We were tryin'a, like-----
BHOP Guardian: I'm in a (intelligible) called Bunny Hop
It's, like, a.... rg?
On Twitter.
Lysander Croix: Oh so that's why your name is BHOP.
I thought is was, like,
A BHOP as in, like,
You were... messing around with the IHOP name.
[I will forever hate myself for saying this]
*josh and BHOP Guardian laugh*
josh: People ALWAYS think that!
