• From lewd acts to insane passengers, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the
most disturbing things that ever happened
to us on a bus. I’m Hellbent and today I’ll
be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by jlavisant Doopie
One night after work, Doopie got on a bus
to go home. She put her headphones in and
started reading when a large and VERY drunk
man boarded and sat right next to her. He
looked at her, yanked out one of her earbuds,
and said, “You're fuckin' beautiful" while
leaning right into her face. His breath smelled
like beer and that, along with his horrible
B.O., made her want to cry. Doopie kept trying
to return to listening to her music and headphones,
but he was incredibly invasive. Then, for
some reason, he tried to give her his wallet.
He kept telling her that his wife was leaving
him and that Doopie would be a great new girlfriend.
The bus driver saw that she was clearly distressed
by his constant harassment, and told the man
to mind himself, but that didn't stop him.
Nobody else intervened at all. Doopie decided
to get off the bus a few blocks early just
to get away from the creep. As she was getting
up, he grabbed her and started pulling her
in for a kiss. That's when she screamed at
him, shoved him off, and ran off the bus.
She hasn’t gotten on a bus since!
Number 9 was submitted by Cheerbowsb4bros
Danger Dolan
From preschool until grade seven, Danger Dolan
was bullied and abused pretty badly. He had
one friend, but he was held back and took
a different bus route home. Since no kids
liked him, and they all dreaded to sit next
to him on the bus, Dolan was forced to sit
next to a first grader. At the time, he was
in grade two. The first grader was known to
pull weird stuff out from his Diego backpack
and that day, it was a dead bird that looked
like it had been run over. The bird stunk,
and Dolan quickly tried to move seats but
the bus driver yelled at him. He had to go
next to the boy with the dead bird, and he
was playing with it, and even asked Dolan
if he wanted to play with the bird too. After
8 years and a new school, he found out the
boy went to a psychiatric hospital for asking
students if he could dissect them… and he
had a knife ready if they said yes.
Number 8 was submitted by FredBear_1987 Grgak
Grgak was with his sister and brother on a
school field trip. Suddenly the bus shook
violently, and all the students were instantly
screaming, and some were even crying. Grgak
held his brother and sister close, hoping
it wouldn't happen again. The bus driver stopped
the bus and, as soon as they stopped, a dude
in a clown costume broke through the back
door! Grgak instantly pulled his brother and
sister out of the seat and dragged them closer
to the front because they were sitting in
the very back. Grgak was running so quickly
that his brother got some scrapes on his back
legs from being dragging. As soon as everybody
was off the bus, Grgak called the police.
When they were going home on the same bus,
the clown somehow broke into the bus again!
After that, they filed out and Grgak called
911 again! After that, they never saw him
again.
Number 7 was submitted by SheWhoLovesToDraw
SacredSnewpee
When Sacred Snewpee was 12 years old, she
rode the school bus home from school when
she heard a group of the older kids in the
back of the bus laughing and gasping. Curious,
she turned around and saw the girl known throughout
the high school as "The Skank", totally giving
head to the most popular guy on the football
team. Snewpee turned around quickly and sunk
down in her seat out of sheer discomfort.
She noticed that the driver was glaring angrily
at the 'sexual deed' going on, but he didn't
stop it.
The next day, that girl never showed up for
school and Snewpee learned from another kid
that the driver had showed the skank's parents
the little security video from the bus during
that eventful day. And from then on, there
was a little yellow sticker beside the camera
that said: "Smile For the Camera!" Snewpee
stopped riding the school bus and carpooled
until graduation day.
Number 6 was submitted by Jddog235 Melissa
Melissa was on a bus going to visit some family,
and some guy got on the bus who looked kind
of sketchy. He sat near the back where there
wasn't a lot of people. They were about 5
minutes until the next stop when the guy got
up and starting yelling at the seat next to
him, which was empty. Melissa assumed he was
high or drunk, and she just laughed. Then
she looked back and saw him fully naked, taking
a crap on the floor and then rubbing his ass
on the seat. She just stopped and stared,
and the guy looked at everyone and screamed,
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT BITCH? CAN'T
YOU SEE I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE?" Melissa
got off at the next stop and waited for the
next bus. She told her family what happened
and none of them believed her.
Number 5 was submitted by SuperKawaiiKiwii1200
Slapped Ham
The most disturbing thing that ever happened
to Slapped Ham on a bus was when he was going
on a school field trip. After the bus stopped
suddenly, the bus driver pulled out a gun
and shot himself. Luckily, the teacher knew
how to drive a bus. They had a small funeral
for the poor bus driver, and Slapped Ham never
forgot how nice he used to be. He still cries
about it to this day.
Number 4 was submitted by ChibsZanaa Andiemations
When Andiemations worked at a grocery store,
she used to work at night. Because of how
far away she lived, she had to take two buses
home. One night, Andie had gotten off a long
shift and was pretty tired, when an old man
– late 60’s or early 70's – sat down
next to her. She was a little busty, so she
was use to men looking at her. So, normally,
she sat behind the bus driver in case she
needed to hop out. The old man started to
talk to her, looking down at her goods. He
told her how pretty she was, and that he wasn't
looking for a girlfriend but a friend. He
asked for her phone number, address, and birthday
so they could trade presents on holidays and
the like. Then, out of his pocket he pulled
out photo-shopped pictures of himself wearing
pimp clothes! He handed them over as he moved
closer to Andie, telling her he was a movie
star and an actor and that he was going to
be in a film playing a drug dealer. Needless
to say, she sprinted the hell out of that
bus at the next stop.
Number 3 was submitted by Venom_Heart Shima
Shima was 12, and it was her first and last
day riding the bus. She was going with her
mom to see her grandma, when the kid behind
them started to talk off his shirt. He yelled,
"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!" Then his mom
said, "Shhhh...... just sit down." The kid
took off his shoes and his pants, then started
to walk around the bus. He was just wearing
underwear, and his mom said, “Shut the fuck
up and sit down.” She grabbed his arm and
slapped him, but he took off his underwear
and sat on Shima. He asked her if she thought
he was sexy, then yelled, "I LIKE YOU!" Shima
was really disturbed, especially since the
kid was older than her.
Number 2 was submitted by teacherkuma MKyleM
One day, MKyleM was sleeping in the front
row of a bus while on the way to work. He
woke up some blocks before his stop and saw
three suspicious guys waiting to go on board.
He sensed something was about to happen and
decided to go to the back of the bus, just
in front of the back door. A few seconds after
the driver accelerated again, the three guys
started shouting at people to give them their
wallets. MKyleM decided to jump out of the
bus but it was moving, and he saw the hand
of one of the guys trying to stop him, but
he jumped so quick that the man only grabbed
his headphones cable. MKyleM started running
to try to avoid falling, but the bus was going
too fast for him to do that, so he ended up
slipping on the asphalt. Luckily, it had rained
the night before, so he only injured his knee
and hand. He continued his day normally, but
got to his job covered in blood.
Number 1 – What was the most disturbing
thing that ever happened to me on a bus?
when I was a kid we had a fieldtrip to the
natural history museum downtown. Everything
was going normal until we actually got downtown.
Problem was the bus driver didn’t actually
know where to go, and it wasn’t like we
had a GPS or a map or anything that he could
use. So we were kind of in a bind. Now the
normal thing to do would be to stop the bus,
leave us with the teacher and get some directions.
But the driver…he seemed kind of against
that. Maybe he was on notice for being late
frequently or maybe he was just a prideful
guy. So what was his solution? To speed downtown
as fast as possible in a desperate attempt
to just run across the building. Or at least
that’s my best guess, it’s not like I
got to interview the guy or anything. But
I do remember us “Tokyo-drifting” downtown
for about an hour and thirty minutes straight.
Blasting through intersections, bashing into
dips; pretty dangerous stuff. The teacher
was too terrified to do anything and the screaming
of the children seemed to only make ‘em
more nervous. Eventually the cops noticed
the bus ripping through downtown. They pulled
us over, took the bus driver out of there,
and we eventually got a new driver in the
seat. Of course by that point the teacher
was too terrified to do anything, so we went
back to the school, the teacher I assumed
I assumed just went home and cried herself
to sleep, and the principal looked after us
for the rest of the day. At the time I wasn’t
terrified at all but thinking back on it we
all could’ve died pretty easily that day.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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