- [Orange] How two you do, fruit members?
Orange and Pear here with an episode
I bet you're gonna love.
How to play poker!
- [Pear] That's right!
First, let's go over the rules of poker.
- [Orange] Ah, rules are for tools, Pear!
Let's do this thing.
I'm all in.
- [Pear] All in?
Dude, we haven't even dealt the cards.
We don't even have a table to play on yet.
- [Orange] (chuckles) Yeah,
definitely get a table.
Poker pro tip, if things
don't go your way,
just flip the table (laughs)!
This also works for other
aspect of your life.
If a test goes poorly, flip your desk!
If you're stuck in traffic, flip your car!
- Orange!
- What?
Jeez, why are you flipping out (chuckles)?
- [Pear] Ugh, Orange, you can't go around
flipping stuff over if
things don't go your way.
- [Orange] Yeah, watch me.
(Orange groans)
- [Pear] No no, I really
mean it, you can't.
I nailed our poker table to the floor.
- [Orange] Ah, that's so
flipping uncool (chuckles)!
- [Pear] We're playing
this game by the rules.
Rules we're gonna learn right now.
Now, in poker, your collection of cards
is called your hand.
- [Orange] Woo hoo!
Finally got a hand after all these years!
I'm gonna grab all sorts of stuff!
A grab bag!
A touchdown pass!
The edge of this table so I can flip it!
- [Pear] Still nailed to the floor.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, I forgot.
- [Pear] Yeah, I'm sorry, dude,
but it's not that kind of hand.
Now, the best hand you can get in poker
is called a royal flush.
- [Orange] And that's when
you put your opponent's
cards in a super fancy toilet (chuckles)!
- [Pear] No, no!
No it is not!
Now, the next best hand
is a straight flush.
- [Orange] And that's when
you flush your opponent's
cards in a normal, no-frills toilet!
- [Pear] No it is not, ugh!
Okay.
Now then.
Other types of hands include--
- [Orange] Right hands, left hands,
the Hamburger Helper hand,
Hand Solo--
- [Pear] Would you stop?
We're talking about poker hands, Orange!
Now, we have a lot of ground to cover.
Are you gonna behave this way while
we go over chips?
- Like Doritos?
- And blinds?
- I prefer vertical.
- [Pear] And the river?
- [Orange] M-I-S-S-I-S-S I-C-U-P!!
(Orange chuckles)
(Pear groans)
I kid, I kid.
I actually know all the poker terms.
I'm a bit of a card shark.
- [Pear] Oh, is that so?
Tell me one poker term, Orange.
Right now.
- [Orange] TNT?
- Nope.
- Uh-huh!
That's when things don't go your way
and you blow up the poker table with TNT.
- [Pear] No, that is not a poker term.
- [Orange] The way I play
it it sure is (chuckles)!
- [Pear] Ugh, Orange!
If you get bad cards
in poker, that's fine.
You don't blow up the game.
You bluff.
- Huh?
- You bluff!
- [Orange] You're sick, you know that?
There's no need to point
out that I'm naked.
- [Pear] I said bluff, not buff.
- [Orange] Oh!
- [Pear] Bluffing is when you pretend
to have better cards than you have.
- [Orange] Oh, so bluffing is lying?
- [Pear] Basically, yeah.
- [Orange] Gotcha.
Okay, well then, I guess there's no need
for me to blow up the table now.
- [Pear] All right, glad to hear it.
- Psych, I was bluffing!
- What?
Ah!
(Orange chuckles)
(groovy music)
