>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK TO
WAMU MIDDAY NEWS.
>> COMING UP, THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
ANNOUNCED A BOLD NEW PLAN TO
REVAMP THE CITY'S
INFRASTRUCTURE.
>> AND IT'S ABOUT TIME.
BUT FIRST, YET ANOTHER GAS
STATION HAS FALLEN PREY TO AN
ARMED ROBBERY.
A SHELL STATION IN THE 4,000
BLOCK OF PULASKI HIGHWAY WAS
ROBBED AROUND 11:45 A.M. THIS
MORNING MAKING THAT A TOTAL OF
7 GAS STATIONS TO BE ATTACKED IN
THE LAST WEEK.
>> SHEESH.
SCARY STUFF.
>> AND WE'RE TOLD THE SUSPECT
REMAINS AT LARGE.
BUT AUTHORITIES BELIEVE THAT
THEY NOW HAVE A CREDIBLE
DESCRIPTION OF THE PERP.
THE SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS A WHITE
MALE.
>> WOO!
>> LOVE IT!
LOVE IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SORRY, WHAT ARE YOU
CELEBRATING?
>> OH, NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST GLAD THAT WE KNOW
WHAT THE CRIMINAL LOOKS LIKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE AIN'T ONE OF US.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
>> ANYWAY, THE SUSPECT --
>> WHITE GUY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAS LAST SPOTTED FLEEING THE
SCENE ON FOOT.
SO ANYONE WITH INFORMATION IS
ASKED TO CONTACT THE MPD
IMMEDIATELY.
>> YES, HELP US CATCH THIS WHITE
CRIMINAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> IN OTHER NEWS, A PONZI
SCHEME HAS SHAKEN SOME OF
MIAMI'S WEALTHIEST RESIDENTS.
>> OKAY, THAT'S ONE OF Y'ALL'S
FOR SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> CLEMET SMITH OF CLEMET SMITH
INVESTMENT SECURITIES IS ACCUSED
OF COMMITTING THIS EGREGIOUS
WHITE COLLAR CRIME.
>> IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.
>> SMITH IS SAID TO HAVE BEEN
OPERATING A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR
PONZI SCHEME.
>> NOW YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE
AIN'T GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY.
>> HE WAS ARRESTED THIS MORNING
IN BOCA RATON.
AND LOOK AT THAT.
HE'S BLACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> REALLY, WHAT?
>> OKAY, SO I GUESS WE TIED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE OF OURS FOR ONE OF YOURS.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
NO ONE'S KEEPING SCORE.
OKAY.
WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THAT
TROPICAL STORM WE'VE BEEN
TRACKING.
LET'S HEAR FROM WAMU WEATHERMAN
DENNIS JONES.
DENNIS?
>> THANKS, PAM.
WE'VE BEEN PREVIOUSLY CALLING A
TROPICAL STORM.
IT'S NOW UPGRADED TO A CATEGORY
4 HURRICANE, AS YOU SEE HERE,
DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS
PATH WITH INCREDIBLE HIGH WINDS.
WE'RE CALLING THIS ONE
HURRICANE CHET.
AND THAT'S A WHITE MAN'S NAME IF
I EVER HEARD ONE.
>> I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
>> THAT MAKES TWO OF Y'ALL, ONE
OF US.
WE IN THE LEAD, BACK IN THE
GAME.
GANG GANG.
>> GANG GANG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO WAY.
THAT DOES NOT COUNT.
HURRICANES ARE NOT WHITE.
>> UNLESS THEY'RE NAMED CHET.
>> CAN WE MOVE ON FROM THIS
PETTY GAME, PLEASE?
>> BECAUSE Y'ALL LOSING.
>> OH, HOW CONVENIENT.
>> LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THE
NEWS.
A FT. LAUDERDALE MAN WAS
APPREHENDED OUTSIDE OF A --
CRACKER BARREL.
>> MHM.
KEEP GOING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> -- FOR CUTTING BRAKE LINES ON
A DOZEN BIRD-SCOOTERS.
>> YOU KNOW ONLY WHITE PEOPLE
GOT THAT KIND OF TIME.
>> OKAY.
YEAH.
SO HE'S WHITE, SO WHAT?
>> SO NOW WE'RE DOWN TO ONE.
>> NOT LOOKING TO GOOD FOR Y'ALL
TODAY.
IN OTHER NEWS, A SHOPPER WAS
APPREHENDED BY SECURITY AT
OCEANSIDE MALL FOR ASSAULTING A
MAN WHO STEPPED ON HIS AIR
JORDAN'S.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY AIR JORDAN'S?
>> OH, THAT'S BLACK FOR SURE.
>> DAMN.
>> I KNEW IT.
>> I KNEW IT AS SOON AS I SAW
IT.
>> RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
AND HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
>> A LOCAL WOMAN ATTACKED A
CASHIER AT A NAIL SHOP AFTER
THEY REFUSED TO TAKE HER WELFARE
CARD.
>> OH, MY LORD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> POLICE SAY THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR A 19-YEAR-OLD WHITE --
DAMN IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S THREE, BABY!
>> OKAY.
OKAY, WE'LL GET THAT BACK.
>> ALL RIGHT POLICE --POLICE SAY
A LATINO MAN --
>> SKIP THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT A MAN ON A ROCK
CLIMBING TRIP WAS MAULED BY A
BISON FOR THE SECOND TIME IN
THREE MONTHS.
SEE, Y'ALL DON'T LEARN.
Y'ALL DON'T LIKE TO LEARN.
>> JUST KEEP READING.
>> THIS INCIDENT HAPPENED IN THE
UTAH NATIONAL STATE PARK.
>> NOT LOOKING GOOD.
>> THE FAMILY OF THE MAN NOW
IDENTIFIED AS LAQUAN TANKIN.
BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT AN UPSET.
>> I MEAN A LAQUAN?
ROCK CLIMBING?
IN UTAH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
NEXT ONE TAKES THIS.
A MAN DRESSED AS THE JOKER --
DAMN IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WOO!
>> GOOD GAME.
GOOD GAME.
