OPIE: So, we were talking about the global warming thing.
LOUIE: Yeah, it's not... we're saying how it's not...
People think we're doing something
wrong?
But we're not aside from the earth, we're a part of it. We're organisms that came out
of the earth
and now we're making it go cold. That's what's supposed to happen.
ANT: Yeah, whatever happens is supposed to
happen.
We are animals indigenous to this planet
so whatever we do... whatever resources we are smart enough
to dig out on the ground, or pull out of the air... LOUIE: Well, it's not even smart it's just we're organisms, we're like
yeast
that eat sugar and make alcohol by poopin it.
We just take stuff out of
the ground and we burn it
and it's gonna make the earth... But there's
not... People have this thing that 
think the earth is supposed to last forever or that we have a right
to this forever... ANT:Again, the "right." LOUIE: Yeah, no we don't, we have no protection from
from global warming, it's what's going to
happen
and it's our... we're making it happen but
so what? It's not a moral thing.
It's supposed to be over now.
The oceans are gonna
rise
Manhattan's gonna be an underwater
theme park for a while, you're gonna get to visit
by submarine.
ANT: Which would be a lot of fun. LOUIE: Yeah, and it's a shame that my grandchildren won't know
They'll you know... they'll be cooked by the sun
They'll die on a rock. That makes
me sad personally
But I don't believe that that's good... Like I was saying the
the first ice age wasn't some
Republican atrocity
it just happened. Because we're still
America... We still have
every
more than everybody else. It's not
like you know
the unwashed billions that are just
gonna get
you know... that are dying anyway they
don't need global warming to die
people in Darfur and whatever, they're
dying anyway OPIE: So you're a fan of
just "ahhh don t even worry about it"  LOUIE: Well I just don't think, no you know i mean
Look, if people would like to have the
earth a little longer
then they should slow down. But
it's not a moral thing, nobody's doing
anything morally wrong because
we are just animals... were part of nature. We're elements of nature
If we were a little smarter, we would put
all of the
energy that we have like nuclear energy and stuff, we would use it to keep making
rockets to get off the planet
and make a new one. It's within... we
could do that. ANT: Make a new one somewhere.
But we're using a lot
energy did to
off each other... to kill each other.
ANT: Yeah, we kinda like doing that. LOUIE: But again, that's a 
shame
and I just don't think it's like...
The human race isn't supposed to 
last forever, we're gonna go at some
point
ANT: We've been killing each other for forever. LOUIE: Everybody dies, every band stops making
hits.
You know like when they show on VH1, they're like,
"What happened to Lovin Spoonful?! Why aren't they still
number one, every week forever?!
Because everything has a crest, everything has a little curve to it
I don't agree with either
side of the argument though, cuz the
people that say "This isn't gonna happen"
are liars also.
People that say "Global warming is a
myth and it's got nothing to do with
mankind,"
those people are liars, they're just
greedy liars.
And the people that say, "Oh no,
it's horrible!" They're all... they're just
stupid.
I have this third feeling which
is
"Yeah it's happening, but so what? So it's time to die now."
ANT: I can't see it happening... LOUIE: Get over it, get drunk and get over it.
OPIE: And look what we did, we dug out 
New Orleans and then that's back to normal.
ANT: Yeah, don't worry about it. Tourism's up, they got rid of some riff-raff
OPIE: It's called sarcasm. ANT: They're in Houston now. OPIE: We're back
to getting it to where was okay?
We figured some things out. LOUIE: No, I don't think we will. I think New Orleans
is probably over,
and people that are like, "How is America going to keep being number one?" It's not.
Nothin' lasts. Rome didn't last. America's not gonna last.
ANT: No empire lasts. LOUIE: It just doesn't. We don't get to be as safe as we were
We just don't. It's somebody else's turn, It's China's turn.
I am just let you know that global
warming it's not about saving the planet
well
always be here it now leaving of as the
human race well as yeah but that's the
thing I don't think that that's
amoral issue I think now it's time for
the the human race 2
beagle underwater an extinct then that's
going to happen now
I'm sure the mammoth time for damn sure
the mammoth wanna hang out for a little
hell on earth exactly love
will the region holds long oh there's
people that believe that we are we are
we were apes there's a theory of
evolution call the aquatic ape theory
knows that we were a piece that God
beloit underwater like that there was
we were able to run an island there is
and we headed start swimming
and that's how me if you take an apron
you may come swim for
thousands years will start to have
lettin you know for
and straightens your bag that your back
straight now through not watching but
through swimming
and that's what made us tonight in
boarding and judith Ann Margaret Mary
she knows
now turn into noses because there is
better for swimming yeah
and that some of us kept going and
became dolphins and that the rest of us
are
you lazy were like yeah we have to stop
right now for me
and his staff here as Afghan actually I
like that and we came back to earth so
low that has happened there were with
the Apes that stood there when this is
done so
the right did your soap operas
gonna still be enabled humans wanna last
forever and not we're not going to end
up courses I i've of course I would love
to see humans last forever but yeah it's
not in the cards
no it's not I hop it is not and and is
going to be something so ridiculous that
takes out the
their old is the are human today at
Sedona black per year something be some
kinda B&B
so the last person is gonna be like oh
wow who solved then yeah
as the and while you're on wasabi Monday
yet it and my love my love plot talk
Monday
it's going to be some kind of space gosh
I was just happy to be on
and adding browner and Ashraf leave that
they've got about just some
Dompierre Thomas treasures wipes
everybody out
and no one side comment i think is going
to be one be like one specific P
just lighting and have some super
staying in a injured million volunteer
with the 100 percent of the cases your
known to make says that look I have kids
I want them like I
iight to when I leave a near a from a
hotel room i turn off the air
conditioning
who you know whatever I do what I have
to believe the air conditioning on and
open the doors in the Bahamas
like a sliding glass doors blowing 95
degree humid air and and and i got the
air conditioning blasting the TV Don
now you know why the frown are different
in a real Peterborough
an air but yeah I don't know why I do
what I can cause my kids but
%uh that at some point we're gonna be
there is going to be that we're gonna be
the last generation human somebody's
happy last
sounds yummy last and it's not our fault
which is dumb animals
plan generation should decide to be last
1i like neuter themselves
and just have a warm one last generation
where you everybody just drinks
and has sacks and uses all the oil age
and reducing
drives gas guzzler hinges dies %eh
driving on a highway in that vehicle
that polls the space shuttle Adam
bills a rag-tag time to time her and I
did
to the drive to work and you know after
you get past the fact that you're the
last generation that after you did
earth as can be awfully dad strange
whatever
you could have a lot of are you sure can
you now live has your not take the
spatial just go out
yes leave her name two skeletons from
where yahoo has
just unprotected sexual I any body
yen outraged I walk around guns
unlocked the presidency and let them all
out who cares
that's why I think it's creepy that
where like
were animals yeah but there's no holes
second place is known by his I'm
actually pretty well underlies
presidential Krishna
humans we have added this your many time
that creepy eyes like
why is there so many second place is
kinda like waiting for us that bob that
we looked at my job on it wrong because
years
you're picturing like animal don't like
it you know like I kinda retarded
humidor cheered them on my way like an
elephant in a suit might do that he has
no deal on behalf of what we have now
been mentioned the following that your
joke about like
yeah why water just taken a boss with
%ah
I and II are all our likes some other an
you know life is well how we roll but
right bugs are actually I'm
a bigger they have more run in the joint
than we do this place would look totally
different 0
after a few years I love no humans being
around to maintain the roads in the
building
this place to just look like I've find
overgrown
higher mash that some other animal just
take long
now now we're living art doesn't creep
you out that there's nobody
even near are still far is only now and
drop off
where actually had to drop below
nationally Obama
us is the apex as I'm all the other
animals and say we hang them on nearly
all the other animals can live together
and their Kyle Ryan they're doing a
minor in
and we are the only ones that do not
belong 100th
earth well this is this is how we share
a little weird where we were weak
animals so we build these we have the
are alright and why our shelters in hot
are just weird love their huge in metal
why aren't the Dolphins are building
started only two
his big serve I Y has in one other
animal build something that is
I like almost him what what we do you
mean like an even and even the alien see
one animal using something to get
themselves around
that sounds like a probe into biking or
or a hundred and I'm am I going to see a
monkey just driving at night and came
from like gilligan's island
by I think we come from somewhere else
and that's why do you think so
yep I the area very strong believer in
that I'm
I think we just landed right here
dropped off never want our you really if
you start with an apron
before they were us and you have to
start getting any starts figuring stuff
out little by little you just get here
this isn't to me but no other animals
mating a real
no I other animal jetting that's not
their way that they survive their
populations are doing fine without all
this chair all still
but they're all just kinda living am
mmm in harmony with each other just
counties in the boner they eat each
other in many yeah but their uses the
basic stuff they're not really making
anything
that impressive with the basic raw
materials we've got good
we got nuclear power plants we grab a
subtle way up there can harness the
power of the atom
yeah whatever you are still interested
went on and zebras are looking at us
going
shiny which had a I only had a badly
but doesn't that make you think that
that but they're not doing anything
they're not doing any better than one
other animal out there'd
everyone Haney said he was a while yet
enamel warm
makeup pilot durch but where the blaze
on a muggy take this dick and put it in
a termite alright all that out that we
used as she stared at work reach me out
is known even
good any move no other animal out there
aren't even close ties
nobody has them like you and I'm on
nobody is a Barbie lunch box nobody has
now not only has a really not online
wallaby
there that is doing a morning radio show
today there were building like
is not one hyena who has a Wii only play
on the Wii
play Halo I'm sure animals somewhat
prolly love to play in the lobby
but all the buildings outside was
arrested these animals doing nothing
doo-wop I love your hair yeah Nick Cave
they're doing fine
old makes a good point on this one with
the
we kinda are a little odd to this plan a
creep me out that there's a massive drop
off after us and that's what that's why
I'm commence words higher on I really
don't think is definitely I what I think
it's just not the answer is that where
the
that God made us and made a special now
I don't know about that either
by for a second time the whole story
behind it is to fantasy like ya
yesterday I want records I want
parchment record
I think that the schematic that he used
something are just now we're an
unchecked mammal that's all we're
there's were over populating
as just dial one out only to are right
one and his mall the animals out there
that's creepy
Nami animals a different animals are out
there not one
if you put it on a graph like what we've
done and what everybody else does there
always be down here
want a little better than the other we
have medicine now whether only uses the
amp any other mammal get sick or injured
did dead
this Red Dead we came up with medicine
I mean well one guy I'd like bob says
cameo closed or even a distant second
place animal
was in second place there's Lee Hwy
Lincecum and well
well it is a guide's name we are you buy
holiday villa
or guerrillas in technology in general
and in literature and technology I think
we're definitely
afar Spurs I both letter yeah our first
is $9 million dollar is very thing I
like to read a word but as far as taking
care of ourselves
and being healthy in and sustaining is
species
I we're not that much better than the
other ones the other ones are keeping
their numbers fine
and they're probably more stable yeah I
don't get the same disease we did most
look
they don't they just die of old age
loves animals don't you know bar
something else readiness played out
is the best yeah exactly now one I don't
think there's a big problem with breast
cancer among the raccoon
I how think but like I know I could be
wrong
yeah about not one other honourees the
school goes to war
right not the only thing I don't think
any hippos have diabetes yeah
hiking and they are your weight we don't
even know how many
there could be a there's probably like a
planet like 10 feet away from Earth
will not be I each other like to look
good on these days and 10 year as I got
a summary that almost went far enough to
the
discover be a whole nother a
civilization yeah
and the people are were in a panic as a
few things slowly
you know going down on how you count
akashi on our jobs
they got scared by those glow in the
dark job fishes are I we're good yeah
a good now we have no idea body and AM
are even smarter than bees they have an
amazing society
yes one thing one detail about what an
SDO they keep cattle
there call me Fitz your hands being a
deal with them
which is a smaller the bug and they take
him they
the day just to the they catch them they
bring them down into their homes
and they keep them in the coolest part
like the nicest part the refrigerator
happen and they put them and they plan
they put them along the walls have their
call where they live and they milk them
they actually squeeze their
nipples get milk at them and feed a fed
milk to their young
and they keep adding me as a they feed
their aphids very carefully and made a
good bf
who didn't specifically for them are
they generate a caller
Desailly greedy it's pretty good for the
audience can do and also to have an TV
that big know but the communique
really well they doing you know like you
know when you see an ad and trail
from food to a whole year that the way
that got started as an amazing
to net me the way they find they just
hear me out in all directions I'll rub
the antenna antenna Gallagher Scout
because out and he comes back and tells
the other guys you know the guy who eat
a little bit on the food will take some
back with a min put in the mouth and the
other in a
they date Louis beat each other yet yet
and trail thing is really created last
house on vacation down 30k goes and I
was tired
cut the tip of my finger off just slice
into a pineapple energy start bleeding
like crazy apollo blood
out there outside my room on the balcony
right and I'm just staring at the blood
on the floor
within seconds star kids there is a line
and coming up the wall
over the rail and down toward the blood
drinking it up that's how quickly they
within hold on to its
that's how quick and they don't smell it
they don't smell it they it's just that
one randomized
and scout yeah found it and be that's
how quickly he was able to tell the
whole Connor don't know where you're
going in your blood and now your DNA
has fed like hearing your blood was fed
to an aphid
whose milk fed the young Hannah I do
this lightly lands with your face on
them and
I maybe on their God yeah company
you know i i like yur you're thinking
about the and being second in line but
I don't know we can I personally
can kill billion and an
in minutes well that's the thing how
while there's way more than we have the
ability to be killed by some asteroid
it doesn't yeah I mean the world to wear
the same word in this fragile
and endured a year you're talking about
numbers
do you think the and tries to come up
with a defense against the human foot
likely with the aftermath think we
talking about we could shoot nuclear
missiles added you there sir
you know will send a drill team up and
put a bomb in there
whatever the hell more year no matter
cuz they're just like a man before it
comes to come for you know
pathetic legs but when the foot how we
organize our they only have to do is
knock over a little and Helena see how
unorganized lol
run around on iran denies don't forget
what that would look like to you but
they're already rebuilding have a line
it back up they lied about if you come
back to a couple minutes later it's back
up
not his 911 what are we going to college
there's
fire should we build a paradox I know
what they don't know there is no Mayor
Bloomberg and going
ideas big we need to rebuild the history
to list are doing it
they just right there was up to the
answer would have those towers built a
rat in Iraq a
know and there's no like a red state
Hansen blue state and I didn't do it now
there's no gingrich and
unloved hi talk Monday allotment there's
no let you know there's no black
chance we weird hairdo complaining the
head from Aunt
with a ready answer it and you talk
about knocking over and Helen may just
go to Knotts
said like New Orleans yeah but that
would be a the hurricane there
yeah yep laser same thing if no answer
flying over the
but I value the point comes from
hoteliers I over over and assess the
damage but if Italians were looking at
from above the right look at the stupid
humans they don't know what they're
doing well you know this
hurricane knocked their their city apart
in like they're running around like
crazy
better when you're organizing but I took
a while but have all the money they're
hella burden
we're not doing anything for those
people you kidding I New Orleans is gone
it's a small Halliburton squeeze in for
whatever manner
you know I love it was time for another
city to move on I can write what I feel
yah
so watch its Rochester's turn yeah it's
a project at a time right
they've been waiting for this moment
yeah I let's go to joe in Queens Joe
yeah from there is no I'm on earth
anywhere in Europe my computer one word
veterinarians really help them in their
sick injured
but your dog or monkey operate on a
person warrant for helping themselves
and figure out how to make each other
patterns they don't have we thank you
Joe you're right
we only help combat as we'll use them
yet have them as pets bitch is supposed
to die when I get Joe makes a great
point to Wired they've showed us around
about .5
I'm sure dog would like to live a little
longer and says yeah their lives some
blacked out no with no you wouldn't how
do you know
because they don't mind I may just lay
down and die than I care to dine
I don't think so they have an old dog
it's like got the hip
display here 2010 an armed right as she
said they're gonna have a feeling I've
somebody put a fake valve in his heart
he's like dude lemme
happened shows on a knife I so when
taking a hard dampen agent who for years
have a bad girl
so when you see like a little doggie
walk around with like training wheels
for his back leg yeah
debate not he was posted I he really
doesn't want that he was I think you're
going to like that now
I now we are really asked if he was
the thing is that if you live the
promise he lives in the streets where he
would like star
slowly if he was a dog in the wild with
no legs
he just get torn apart oh yeah in with
his mother would eat 'em immediately his
mine alone
yeah should be licking of the National
into and just go
what is that RK I got three puppies in a
snack feed into her
as for tonight and one acting and like
them when planning the Apes
mmm the fact that they call like they
all be the Apes ran the
the town and they called it AP City yeah
make even very Knology mean that way
that isn't as crazy that it's a vision
shania
looking for a buffet d'Azur trading the
dollar our country like a man America
ok honey not weird that we think is
where the trip mannered ball
able of a prolonged people are to:
harshly injury while not long but it's
able law
we hear and see if he really does not
look for monies were not has been
charged with the one where they'd show
how it happened you know the conquest in
the plan to yeah
where they show how apes used to be
paths and servants yeah
that seems like the whole world revolves
around a problem
it like nobody was the humans aren't any
longer do in his regular jobs there now
if the only apes
when there's a bad problems though that
having age doing these jobs that had
like a drop a dime from one sector 3
a troubled a nice yeah I know National
Insurance
at the gym princeton and these
jack-booted
cop yes to just about a journal to take
care the Apes a dispersed apes on
sector for for saves like nobody's huh
nobody's running a computer company
you're like listening to music his
constant
ugg boots there you know that some
people have heard from your acting on it
dick cheney's a lizard
yeah that the ago that's your answer
dick cheney he takes on he is the
changeling lizard this is like a big it
is
there are many people who believe this
seriously there's a be that he is a
lizard he's part of his lizard people
that they can change in a human's but
these last Mets was taken over
all right now they can already already
taken over lizards
there people that believe this i'm tony
is a planet 10 feet away
that's full lizards 10 feet when they do
they're kind of live alone amounted
it's already 30 percent of us for our
TVs lizards that are right over there
I love your theory that there might be a
plan to attend 1n wear yeah
where there's no blind cuz like we keep
finding all these another planet and
blue does not apply
like this one right there we just keep
mister like every every time people turn
over and let the plan at this moment we
just don't have the equipment to
pick up can look at it we just can't
look at it was like the Dark Side of the
Moon
miss yes right there and people come and
take a just a shuttle
get the spaceship cabover occasionally
yeah
and lizards the dress like humans and 12
well we're too busy looking far far away
yes something on there is already an
animal that's generated think over they
just decided to turn
yes disguise themselves as of yes black
like it
now I Heath allister
what lizard people I was avoiding after
last
our thailand has to be back I know what
two seconds kimono
Jesus but it was every race you can
imagine
it's a opiate today you can imagine
