The Prime Minister is...
The Prime Minister is
the guy who runs Canada.
He tells people in
Canada what to do.
If he wants you to do something,
then you’ll have to do it.
The Prime Minister has to,
like, get things working.
Well, there are people
in the room,
they’re just having fun, and
they’re not doing their jobs.
And the Prime Minister
comes and says,
"Get to work!"
And then they say,
"Oooh...
We’d better get to work."
To become Prime Minister,
you need to be a nice person,
so you’re not like,
so bossy and mean
that you like, say,
"Go away from me, go away."
So you shouldn’t do that
if you’re the Prime Minister.
So pretend somebody was
going to the Prime Minister
and the Prime Minister
told them to go outside
and feed the pigs
and roll in the mud,
and that person told
the Prime Minister no,
but the Prime Minister just
keeped on bugging him to do it,
so he had to do it.
And then one day,
somebody said
you are never going
to be Prime Minister again
until you start
being nice to people.
The Prime Minister said,
"I’m the Prime Minister.
You cannot talk
to me like that."
And then a whole bunch of armies
came out of nowhere saying,
"You have to listen to this guy,
because you are being
pretty bossy."
And then the Prime Minister
is like, "Fine, I’ll just
give up my job
and go to uh..."
"...to Newfoundland."
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Mhm.
