In a surprise twist
Will and Meg have decided to write their own vows
The symbolic vows that you are about to make
are a way of saying to one another
You know all those things we've promised and hoped and dreamed?
Well, I meant it all.
Every word.
Will, if you would like to begin?
Uh, actually...
DJ Taylor, could I get some music, please?
Yeah, that's perfect, thank you.
Meg, there's a long road behind us that led here
And a longer list of oaths that I thought could be said here
It's a big day, and I think you'll understand that if I shed tears
It's only because I'm so excited we finally get to wed here
You're the sweetest and the neatest
table talent
Trick or Treatest
The meats of the feast I'm eating
In Eden you're still the greenest
So I'll marry you
I'll carry you
Shield you from what's scary
There's no minotaur too hairy
If he glares at you, he's buried
Hail Mary!
You're the deep ball
My best connection for glory
All my favorite recollections
Feature you within the story
When I'm with you the whole world
shines Electric Lazy hues
You got my heart bouncing along
like it's full-on
Kangaroos
You're my blackjack
Twenty-one
The queen I'm always into countin'
And I swear I'll always seat you
at the summit of my mountain
Hear these vows in which I'm roundin' out
the ways we'll be together
I'm your man
I stand with you for worse
and always better
You're not the kind of man
who wants to relax on the beach
You're the type of man
who wants to see the sharks breach
So buckle up big for the adventure of your life
Cause this girl loves you
and she wants to be your wife
We're playing with the boys
I'm Maverick and you're Goose
We're Dalton and Wade
cooling down the Double Deuce
We're Marvin and Tammy
Ain't No Mountain Too High to climb
Be your wingman?
Nah, you can be mine.
Mr. Jones and me?  That is my fairy tale
This ain't no Nora Ephron
This ain't no You've Got Mail
It's you and me in this life
#blessed
You and me
championship, nothing less
Let's build our dream home
full of dogs and devilry
I'll always fill your life
with music, dance, and revelry
My dream woman
reverie
In my songs you form the melody
When I'm hungry, you're my recipe
When I'm sick, you've got my remedy
I'll always be there
to give your campfire flame
When you're squeezing the trigger
I got your ready, fire, aim
I'll give you all I have
My home, my family, my name
Once we're joined together
the world will never be the same
Here's the game
How much laughter can we feel 'till we just yell it?
Cause the world is a joke, baby
I love the way you tell it
What's in store?
We'll explore
and roar our own special song
and I swear that I will love you
my whole life long
I'm the April to your Andy
the Jane to your Brad
When things are topsy-turvy
You know I'll be your comrade
Your wife won't bring you down
she'll fly you higher
Better knock first
Make sure you have the right Schuyler
You're the mac to my cheese
My charms and rumchata
We're carrots and peas
The whole enchilada
I'll hold you like a paddle
when you fall from the raft
Marching into battle
you're first pick in my draft
Now this thing's for real
no more making break-up soup
cause after all these years
You still make me wanna Shoop
Bring that cute butt over here, swiggity-swusband
Put this ring on your finger
I'm making you my husband.
