Main jab hindi medium me padhta tha
Naya naya gaya tha
English medium se hindi medium me
Jaise hi pahuncha to
Exam ka time chal raha tha
Main Exam de raha tha
Abhi meri ek copy ke 2-3 pages...
...finish hue the
Padosi bola B-Copy Sir
Dukh lagta hai
Yes or No
Kyunki aap puri mehnat se padh ke gaye ho
Padosi ek din bhi
Coaching nahi gaya aapke saath
Abhi maine ek do page likhe the
Padosi bola B-Copy sir
Mere tote ud gaye
Maine usse kaha
"Bhai kya likh raha hai"
Thodi der baad phir bola
"Sir C-Copy"
Main sulag gaya
Maine kaha"Bhai likh kya raha hai"
Keh raha "Koi dikkat wali baat nahi hai bhai"
"Do line upar ki sahi likh...
...Do line niche ki sahi likh"
Dialogue hi unka aisa hota hai
Keh raha "Do line upar ki sahi likh...
...Do line niche ki sahi likh"
Maine kaha Bich me?
Keh raha "pel de"
Maine kaha "sala pelu kya bich me"
Phir bhi maine kaha"kya pelna hota hai"
Keh raha "kuch bhi pel de"
maine kaha kya pelna hota hai?
Agle din, next day mera history ka exam tha
Maine same wahi copy kia
Maine do line upar ki sahi likhi
Maine do line niche ki sahi likhi
Ab bich me mera dimag hi kaam na kare
Maine kaha bhai
Maine wahi padosi se pucha
Bhai kya likhna hai
Keh raha "pel de"
Maine kaha "Bhai pelna kya hai"
Keh raha kal koi picture dekhi?
Maine kaha "Haan dekhi"
Keh raha "pel de"
Maine ek din pehle movie dekhi thi
"GADAR"
Puri pel di "Bhag sakeena bhag sakeena bhag"
Badi sakeena bhagayee
Arre kya kare hum lig bade sensitive log hote hain
Hindi medium wale
Bohot  maasum Bohot
Sabji bechne wala jo hindi medium wala hoga
Alag se pata lag jaega
Mere sath haadse bade saare hote hain
Main ek baar sabji wale ke paas gaya
Maine kaha"Bhai Lauki kaise di"?
Bola"Tu kaise lega?"
Toh keh raha
Pura sun lo
Keh raha "Paytm se, cash se, card se kaise?"
Jaha tum soch rahe ho wahan nahi
Aapne sanskrit padhi hogi
Usme ek line aati hai
'Phat-ti', 'Phat-at', 'Phat-anti'
Toh teen wargon pe kaam karti hai
Humare yaha phatne ki prakriya
Pehli warg ki jo hoti h
"Main gaon se aaya jaise hi Noida pahuncha"
Mereko waha Noida ka mahaul dekh ke
'Phat gayi'
Bhagte log
Ab mereko kisi ne bataya "DLF mall chale jao"
Yaha dusri prakriya
Jaise hi maine itna bada mall dekha
'Phat ke char ho gayi'
Abhi do aur categories rehti hain
Ek jaante hoga
Ek shayad aap miss kar rahe hoge
Main gaya Cinema hall movie dekhne 'PVR' me
Humare waha ticket hoti h 60 rupaye, 70 rupaye, balcony ke 100 rupaye
Maine usse pucha ki bhai ticket kitne ki?
Keh raha "220 ki"
Yaha bolte hain "phat ke farrukhabad pahuchna"
Situation aisi hoti hai na
Maine use 300 Rupaye diye
Ticket leni thi
300 Rupaye diye
Usne mujhe 80 Rupaye khulle nahi diye
Sath me 2 chocolate de diye
Yaha condition kaam karti hai
'Phat ke hath me aana'
Matlab usne apne 20 Rupaye ke chakkar me mere 80 Rupaye tod diye
Yeh situation, yaha ke log ki alag hi soch hoti hai ji.
Kahi bhi aap chale jao, kaise bhi chale jao
Even yeh jo concept kaam karta hai
sab log hindi medium, english medium
sab jagah yeh concept kaam karta hai
Toh situation yeh chal rahi thi
Exam ka time chal raha tha
Mujhe bheja gaya
Bole "Jaao aap hindi medium school me..
... checking kar ke aao"
Achha checking bhi badi shandaar hoti hai
Mujhe bheja gaya "Jao us ladke pe...
...sayad nakal ho sakti hai"
Maine uske frisking karna shuru kar diya
Achha hindi medium wala hai
Use pata hai
Checking wale se bhi maze lene hain
Main uski checking kar raha hu bade maje se
Jaise hi maine haath yaha tak kara
Keh raha "maza aa gaya ek baar phir kariyo"
Mera dimag ghoom gaya waha pe
Ki iski checking karu ki ise maze du main
Achha show off kaun karta hai
Ladke karte hain ya ladkiyan?
Kaun sa bhai hai?
Mere saamne ki baat hai
Maine dekha ek ladki jaa rahi thi
Chalte chalte uska pair fisal gaya
Gir gayi
Uthi
Thode dur tak chali
Jaise hi sadak paar kari waha uska
dard shuru hua "Haye daiya, haye daiya"
Daiya Daiya yahan yaad aati hai
Teachers bhi jo hote hain hindi medium ke wo alag hote hain
Wo bahut kam , ladkiyon ko bohot kam maarte hain
Ladkon ko bohot pelte hain.
Kabhi bhi aap dekh lo
Ladko aur ladkiyo ke maar padne ka tarika kya hota hai
Teacher ne danda maara ladke ko
"Khadak"
Master ne bola "dusra haath kariyo"
Usne dusra hath nahi kara bola "isi pe maaro, ek hi pe maaro jitna maar sakte ho"
Ab yehi action ladki ke sath
Ladki ko ek danda pad raha hai
Wo bhi bohot rare case me pain hui hogi use
Danda jaise hi ladki ke haath me gaya
Master phael gaya bola "yeh kya ho gaya yeh kaise"?
"Itna to maine maara bhi nahi tha".
Main ek baar hindi medium ke toilet me pahucha
Jaise hi toilet me jaata hu
Pata nahi kaha kaha se vichar likhte he wo log
 kaun kaun se author hote hain wo log?
Pata nahi kahan kahan se soch unki aati hai?
Main jaise hi toilet me gaya
Saamne sirf ek chota sa word likha hua tha
Pura kariyo.
