(Tiffany)
My name is Tiffany Sumner and I'm
running for student president.
Okay, so for my platform
um, I was thinking we
should spend more funding
to go to sports, especially volleyball.
Then I was thinking we could get the Business & Technology building renovated since it's
old and smelly
and turn it into a Cosmetology & Fashion building!
Finally, in closing, plaid shirts should be banned.
Thank you.
(applause)
Yay!
Go Tiffany!
Thank God that's over.
Shh! Listen to the next guy he's actually pretty good.
Hey guys, it's Andrew.
So, first off, I was thinking we could expand extracurricular activities on campus.
Especially our volunteer programs.
We should also fix some of the older, more broken-down buildings.
Maybe plant some trees.
(applause, cheering)
Boo!
Go away.
Let's hear Tiffany again.
He's okay, I guess.
Especially compared to Tiffany.
I am SO over her.
I'm Biff Bohnson.
Vote for me 'cause I'm awesome
and these guys are losers!
(laugh)
Okay, I'm done.
Short and sweet. I like it.
(applause)
Eugene, honey, it's your turn.
(unknown language)
(unknown language)
(applause, cheering)
Wow, he was the best one.
I can't believe he was better than Andrew.
He definitely has my vote.
We love you Eugene!
- We love you Eugene!
Abby, Lisa!
This isn't funny. You're MY friends, you're supposed to support ME.
We like Eugene now.
Nothing personal, Tiffany.
He's just better.
(Tiffany)
Traitors!
The results are in: Eugene won.
What a relief!
He got 100% of all the votes.
That's never happened before.
He was really good; you should have seen him, Professor.
Oh, really? What did he talk about?
Stuff.
What kind of stuff?
Good stuff.
If you can't be specific, then why
did you vote for him?
I...don't really know.
I remember feeling very comfortable.
Yeah, relaxed and at ease.
Then what did he say?
I don't think he said anything.
Hell, I think Biff said more than he did.
Then why did we vote for him? Why did anybody?
There has to be a logical explanation for this.
Tiffany was really angry when
her friends didn't vote for her.
That leads me to believe she was spared of whatever influenced the audience.
Well, she was another candidate. They're not allowed to vote.
Talk to the other candidates.
See if they can shed some light on what
happened during Eugene's speech.
And what are YOU gonna do?
I'll be here if you need me.
I've discovered Sudoku.
So do you remember what happened?
Yeah, I got cheated.
Dumb jerk says nothin'
and I'm to believe everyone votes for him fair and square?
Nah!
I don't know.
Maybe he does deserve to win.
Yeah, but he didn't say a single thing.
I bet he paid everyone off.
How else could he get 100% of the vote?
I wasn't paid off.
Maybe he only paid off the people who WEREN'T going to vote for him already
like my dear best friends.
I wasn't going to vote for him.
Then, I don't know, maybe he's a magician or hypnotist or something.
A hypnotist?
Are we done now?
Yes.
Thanks Tiffany.
Whatever.
Get anything?
I think so
but we're going to have to test it first.
There he is.
Are you ready, Roger?
Why does it have to be me?
Always me, dammit.
Because I won't do it.
Well then, I won't either.
Yes, you will.
Okay, I will.
Congrats on the win, Eugene.
Splendid work, my friend.
Thanks guys.
So, Eugene.
Oh, hello.
I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure of making your acquaintance.
Yeah, well, I think there's something
wrong with the vote.
Whatever do you mean?
How could you get 100% of the votes?
With four candidates that's impossible.
Maybe I'm just THAT good.
Or maybe you're a cheater and a liar!
Now, let's not resort to name-calling here.
Results are results,
Maybe I should launch a petition for a redo of the election.
Would be awfully suspicious if you got 100% of the votes again.
I don't have time for this.
(unknown language)
So we're done here?
Yeah, sorry, my mistake.
Good. Nice meeting you.
Hey guys
he explained everything; we were wrong about the whole thing.
No, we were right.
Hypnosis?
Yeah, he had this eye thing in his forehead that opened up.
I don't know why we're still talking about this.
Eugene's a really nice guy.
Hey, Roger?
Shut up.
Eugene never said anything.
He let his eye thing do all the talking.
The third eye is the key to his power.
Take it out and he'll have nothing.
How do we do that?
And WHY would we do that?
I have just the thing.
Excuse me?
Excuse yourself, asshole.
I beg your pardon!
(grunt)
Liz!
Was that really necessary?
All I wanted was to be student
president!
I can't just--
No!
Don't!
Eww, I hate worms!
Allow me.
How do you feel about him now, Roger?
I hate him.
Works for me.
(Liz)
Since Eugene was hospitalized, they did another election.
Another one?
How come I didn't hear about it?
It was badly advertised and had a low
turnout.
A very low turnout.
Only one person voted.
Who won?
Biff.
Biff?
No way!
Who voted for him?
He got his brother to register for a class here just so he could vote.
Maybe we should have let Eugene get away with it...
