German is sometimes a bit complicated, 
but also rather funny from time to time.
There are short words like EGG
(german = Ei)
and long words like...
and words with ambiguous meanings 
e.g. arms
There are arms at the body, 
but poor people are also called „Arme“.
Which means poor and also arms.
next thing: 
they are crazy (spinnen)
and spiders (Spinnen)
I don't want to get in trouble...
Remember my last video...? ;O)
Let's talk about maths...
9 x 9 ?
A friend of mine said: "That's 89!"
I thought he was kidding. ^^
Next day I asked a collegue from work.
He also said: "That's 89!"
I started to doubt my math skills.
I've recalculated. It's not 89!
Apparantly there are a lot of people 
who are not good at maths. 
Calculation of percantage... 
We need it each day...
When I was in school, 
my math teacher told us:
There are 60% boys 
and 40% girls in this class.
My class mate stood up and said:
Sorry teacher,
we're not even close to that much!
Not only children have problems in maths.
I searched the internet 
for some examples from celebrities:
Especially our sportsmen...
Christoph Daum, 
German soccer coach:
You don't have to have the absolute majority
sometimes you just need 51%
I won't explain this to you...
If you don't get it...mmh...well... ;D
Roland Wohlfarth,
former soccer player:
2 chances, 1 goal...
That's what I call a 100% use of the chances
I know, maths gets on your nerves.
How about geography?
Mehmet Scholl,
former soccer player:
He answered the following question:
Where will you spend your next vacations?
I'll fly somewhere in a southward direction...
maybe Canada
Certainly one of the classics of all times...
Andy Möller,
former soccer player:
He answered the question:
Where are you going to play soccer next season?
Milan or Madrid, 
the main thing is that it's gonna be in Italy.
Alright, I think that's it.
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Well, let's finish this video with the wise words of...
Horst Hrubesch, 
former soccer player:
All I want to say is 
ONE word:
