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Hi ancymony my name is Mathew and today I thought that
we'll talk about...Of course I have to do the intro because I wouldn't be myself without it
Lately on YouTube not really on YOUTUBE but on Pewdiepie channel
I saw he does something that I've been thinking about too
He used 2 old films which
And it wasn't "try not to laugh" or "try not to cringe" or anything like that
It was only two films he commented I've seen these movies too cause the are often in the recomended
Not only to me but on the entire world and they make people laugh these films make people laugh cause
Cause there's something in them, something cause of what we cannot stop laughin or cringin
We just can't stop this feeling And I decided to never miss opportunity to comment some film
Which I want to comment but I think like "Uh nobody will watch that"
when people really want to watch that
I'm happy cause I can talk about this subject
But I'm sad cause about this subject
And I thought I won't talk only about Polish videos cause YouTube is so...
So amazing place,that outside the Poland we can find...
So much...
So much beautiful videos...
(Kill Me)
Videos that make me feel like I don't want to restrict only to Poland
So today specially for you We'll watch and comment
Remake,exactly last scene of remake of film...
Uhhh...
"Dirty Dancing"
As you may know, I love films,not only talk about them but I like to add some references in my vids
Knife opens in my pocket and syringe with chemical substance cause this serie is "Oncology"
"Hey Mathew cancer is a terrifying disease,DON'T SAY THAT"
Yup I know, I also noticed that everyone call everyone a "cancer"
On the one hand I don't like it,but on the other hand it has become a part of my "dictionary"
I mean I can say that something is stupid or something is cancer and it's on the same level
And it is not making jokes of the disease cause I know that cancer as the disease is fucking terrible
People don't want to see this kind of videos
People prefers short news
On the one hand it's time to get back to short vids
Which are more substancial
Ok I'll make something from that
I'll cut it somehow
Long story short I found something that I don't like at all
Generaly I don't like remaking classics,well I think dirty dancing is a timeless film
It doesn't get old,even if it does than it's in a better style than before
And I'm sure It's not getting worse after all this years
Exactly the opposite
Anyway think who could replace Sylvester Stalone in "Rocky"
Who could replace... Arnold Shwartzeneger in "The Terminator"
Who can replace Patrick Swayze.. Patrick Swayze in "Dirty Dancing" woman loved him
He was an icon of the new trend "he's a badass but delicate" cause dance and all the stuff
So it changed a thousands maybey even millions mans and they started to act differently
and they started to be like "hey hey hey I'll be a badass but I'll be romantic too and I'll dance cause girls like that
Woman loves to dance,really
Girls topic is a really long subject but I think I'll have to make a video about that
cause I got so much messages from people
But learn how to dance,and don't wave your hand too hard
That will make woman love you
Cause woman loves to dance
Be like Patrick Swayze!
So you know it's been 30 years since the original film was published
And after 30 years some idiot thought...fool,idiot
So now specialy for you I'll compare both versions of this amazing and this shitty film
which I won't ever watch cause one scene is really enough
"Hey Mathew never judge a book by it's cover!"
I don't! in a minute you'll see what I'm talking about
Here's the original
Little blackout,Patrick Swayze in a black shirt
He shows by finger-come here
Slim,graceful girl,great moves,Bye The Way Patric Swayze before he has become an actor he was a dancer
so he can dance
Look at all of this grace
He romanticly touch her,they look in each other eyes and  little kiss to the nose
And look, 1,2,1,2
And they move,my mum loves this film bye the way
I think every one likes this film, I mean every one should cause it's really great
And look,they smile their bodies "connect" to each other
And look at this
Man,Patrick Swayze 1,7m
He could weigh 70kg
Good looking
Elegant,cultural
clever,aigle
and he looks like a man
Here a woman,slim,with great moves,less tall,with great moves-most important
She's slim,ok,but she has great moves,she can dance,you can see that with only one look
You don't have to know anything about dance to be able to tell that this scene is amazing
And the music
They stopped for a second to look at each other,and they laugh,and it's generaly fun cause dance is fun
And it don't have to be romantic all the time
It can be fun too cause that's what dance is about and that's what relationship is about
That's all I wanted to say about film "Dirty Dancing"
Exactly these two minutes we've watched
And now with regrets,really,It's not like "Eh Matthew is only pretending like it's that bad"
Just to compare it we have to do the same thing
and watch 2 minutes from the film "Dirty Dancing(2017)"
I would say "Let's go" or I would say something to encourage you to watch it
But I think the only thing I can say is "be patient"
Well look at this guy,fake haircut,there's no leeway
uhh now look at her,she's not slim at all
"Well okay Matthew but everyone can look different cause it's diffrent tim
Maybey not slim people are more wanted to films and producers have to show to people that
Not taking care of your figure is really good,let it go Matthew,leave this lady with hand fat like śląska oma (Kind of fat grammy from Śląsk)
just let it go Matthew
Give this film a chance
at least this dancer won't start to sing
It's enough if he will dance like Patrick Swayze in previous version isn't it ?
Well they didn't use the original soundtrack,but specially for this film they thought they will sing this song
Cause they will so...
Do you know what I hate the most in all this remakes?
That before everything was good and natural and now if the voices are fake
And look they can not dance
He moves his ass just to be sexy
And no,there's no stop for romantic moment
She just can not dance!
It's like I would take a bag of potatos and start to move it
And that's all and this bag would sometimes lift it's legs just like she did a moment ago
In the 1987 version most of the scene was dancing
and once for some time there was a stop and look into each others eyes
which was really great
It was something different showing to people "hey they are in love"
Here we got endless looking into eyes and it's romantic all the time
but relationship and being romantic isn't just about romantic talking or kissing
Cause it's not real real people don't say all the time how great it is or hey I love you
No
If you are in a relationship it's good to just make/tell some jokes
Cause you have sense of humor
And if you all the time look at each other and kiss everywhere
Then I have no respect for you
Look,zero,nothing
What the fuck is this ?
There was everything,they had moves
and here? Nothing
She danced on his shoulder
Look,zero grace...zero  anything
Zero moves,ANYTHING
"But Matthew let it go you offended this woman enough"
Okay,I'm calm
But for the end of this video I want to show you that...
Situation can be more fucked up
And producers can make it more cringey
Cause they could do  something mutch worse
So I want to show you one more thing which is awful
Here in the original film we got a scene in which after the dance they go to the parents of this girl,this rich girl
a little bit of tense atmosphere
Father says that he was wrong
Everyone dance,happy end
They look into each others eyes again
they kiss,perfect end of film about love
But what could producers fuck up ?
they come to her father
he says he was wrong
and then we can hear father sing
"I'm recording"
"Doesn't matter"
"Regards"
I forgot to tell
his wife can sing too
and they kiss
but in a very bad way
It's...
I don't know,it reminds me of film "10 things I hate about you"
The one with Heath Ledger
In which he made a bet,that he'll get off with a girl
and it looks like that
"But hey Matthew maybey you just stopped at some year at the cinematography
Maybey you shouldn't watch films anymore
Maybe... watching old films you can see that autors had something to say
And they've showed it in a beautiful way
nothing was fake
you could show everything in elegant
Maybe not always
but sometimes you could show some elegancy, grace
Something I really miss in this times, not only in films but generally in people
That's all I wanted to say
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Let's just make lot of likes
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There are more chances that you'll leave a like
So I'll be really grateful
leave a comment
cause I of corse can be wrong
and it's only my opinion
So please don't be mad
Really,please even if I said something wrong,don't be mad
It's not about how this girl looks like
cause everyone has different taste and all the stuff, it's not about that
It's about that in a film about dance they took some two random persons who has no moves
And I would like to see a film about dance in which actors can dance
And that's all
And I think that's all
Take care and...
bye!
