
English: 
What's popping Logang, come 'ere!
I , we don't, we can't do that
So, a lot of you have been asking us
the same question
over the last year.
So, we decided
let's end this question once and for all
maybe we can actually play FIFA
on this channel, and joining me
to play FIFA
is Mr. Palash.
Palash is Interning, at AIB.
And, to commentate on this FIFA game
we have the very funny Mr. Kumar Varun.
Alright, let's just get to it.
Alright, what do you going to pick?
I have taken Liverpool.
As you know, between the two players here,
one, is the co-founder of All India Bakchod
the co-founder
and with him, is an intern!
who is sitting here, hoping for a job placement.
Just like the olden times,
where a farmer would battle a moneylender,

Hindi: 
What's popping Logang, come 'ere!
I , we don't, we can't do that
So, a lot of you have been asking us
the same question
over the last year.
So, we decided
let's end this question once and for all
maybe we can actually play FIFA
on this channel, and joining me
to play FIFA
is Mr. Palash.
Palash is Interning, at AIB.
And, to commentate on this FIFA game
we have the very funny Mr. Kumar Varun.
Alright, let's just get to it.
Alright, what do you going to pick?
I have taken Liverpool.
Jaise ki aap jaante hai yaha par jo do khiladi hai
ek All India Bakchod ke Co-founder yaani ki
Co-founder hai,
aur inke saath hai ek Intern!
jo ki yaha par naukari ki shubh-kamna  karte hue baithe hai.
Puraane zamaane me jaise
zameendaar aur ek kissan ki ladai ho rahi ho

English: 
in an epic fight
with their cattle.
With this we begin Barcelona versus Liverpool
Liverpool is an English team,
while Barcelona is from Spain.
Barcelona is playing in it's away colours, or the blue kit,
and Liverpool is wearing it's home colour, red.
There comes a pass.
Paulinho, Yuva Paulinho,
pass,
Entering the D once more,
but it wasn't converted
by Barcelona
here we see,
a lack of motivation between the two,
*Shit*
Mohamad Salah once again, heading for a goal
And he scores! He scores!
1-0, Liverpool in  the lead!
after 35 minutes,
we have our first goal in the end field.
Georginio Wijnaldum,
Adam Lallana, who played for South Hampton,
and now plays for Liverpool.
Great pass, can it be a goal?
Noo!,
It hit the pole!
That was very close,
With this, we have a corner.

Hindi: 
toh kitna hi romanchak ho sakta hai
dono apne apne bhains le ke ladd rahe hai.
Isi ke saath Liverpool aur Barcelona ke beech muqabla
Liverpool jo hai wo england ki team hai
aur Barcelona jo hai, woh Spain ki team hai.
Yeh Barcelona aaj apne away colours yaani ke neele kapdo mein khel rahi hai
aur Liverpool apne ghar ke colour yaani ke Red.
Pass ata hua
Paulinho, Yuva Paulinho,
pass,
Ek baar fir D ke andar
lekin yeh conversion nahi ho pa raha hai
Barcelona ke taraf se
aur yaha par
apas me joh aatama-vishwas ki kaafi kami dikh rahi hai
*Shit*
Mohamad Salah ek baar fir goal ki taraf,
Aur yeh goal! Aur yeh goal!
1-0 se Liverpool aagey!
35 minutes ke baad
pehla Goal padta hua end field mein.
Georginio Wijnaldum,
Adam Lallana, South Hampton ke khiladi the
jo ki aajkal Liverpool ke liye khelte hai.
Bohot hi achha pass, goal ki sambhawna
Noo!,
Aur yeh pole ko hit kardiya!
Bohot hi kareebi mamla tha yeh,
Isi ke saath corner, Kona Kona.

English: 
Here's the corner.
Great defense with the set field, and its a goal!
2-0
And the referee announces half time!
2-0 , Liverpool in the lead.
Palash and Tanmay, what are your reactions at half time?
Palash, I can't
I am co-founder.
Yes  AIB has 4 people,
And youre beating 25% of it.
Aren't you embarrassed?
No, its fine. Play.
Still 2-0, 51 minutes into the game.
Adam Lalana heading ahead,
Adam Lalana going ahead, very cleverly,
He's entered the D
Waiting for a pass, here's the pass but-
that wasn't a good one, and now the ball is
with the goalkeeper.
The goalie can touch the ball with his hands.
Alright,
Let's go back to the game,
And he....Scores!!
A good opportunity
Oh Shit, it was an offside.
Luis Suarez's offside.
A lot of people don't understand the offside rule.
In fact, the internet has a meme that says,
if any girl knows the meaning of offside,
she should marry me.
This was a very sexist statement, if i were to be honest.

Hindi: 
Corner aaya.
Achha defense set field ke saath, aur yeh goal!
2-0
aur yeh referee ne half time ka ailaan kar diya hai doston.
2-0 se Liverpool aagey,
Palash aur Tanmay apke kya reactions hai half time pe?
Palash, I can't
I am co-founder.
Ji haan, 4 log hai AIB mein,
25% ke against aap aise jeet te hue.
Apko sharam nahi aa rahi?
No, its fine. Play.
2-0 abhi bhi, 51 Minutes ho chuke hai,
aur iske baad Adam Lalana agey badhte hue.
Adam Lalana bohot hi chaturai ke saath agey badhke,
D box ke andar ghus chuke hai.
Pass ki umeed, pass kiya lekin
achha pass nahi raha, aur seedha goal-keeper
ke haath mein gend.
Ji haan, goal keeper haath se gend touch kar sakte hai, apko bata dein.
Achaa.
Chaliye game mein abh waapis aate hai.
Aur yeh.. Goal!
Yeh achha mauka,
Oh Shit, offside ho gaya.
Off side tha yaar, Luis Suarez ka.
Offside ka rule kaafi logo ko nahi pata hai,
in fact, Internet mein aise meme aate hai
ki agar kisi ladki ko offside rule pata hai toh,
mujhse shaadi karle.
Yeh bahut hi sexiest statement hai, waise, sachh batau toh.

English: 
Really bad commentary.
Quite a fall of standards.
Quite the uncle commentary, ladies and gentlemen.
Reminding you of Arun and Mahinder,
Great commentators from the '90s.
Noo Noo!
Now, if you're weak in math,
so in the next 10 minutes, Barcelona need to
score 4 goals to win this match,
and need at least three to draw it.
This is very difficult.
Luis Suarez
once again,
Andres Iniesta has the ball-
Great pass! Luis Suarez!
Waiting for the cross,
but there's no striker available. .
He's in, and here's the interception
from Liverpool,
Goal!
And it's a goal.
oh Shit!
One Goal!
First goal!
In english, we call it a consolation goal.
Of course, we will watch the replay
Here's the deal,
You know your goals were nice
there's something special, about this one.
Yes, Tanmay believes that
this goal was equal to 3 goals in terms of quality.
Yes definitely.
And from afar,
long Shot,

Hindi: 
Kaafi kharaab commentary.
Beech beech mein kaafi standard girti hui.
Kaafi uncle level commentary hai, bhaiyo aur beheno
Arun or Mahinder ki yaad dilate huye apko,
'90 ke darshak ke behtareen commentators.
Noo Noo!
Ab, jaisa ki apko, agar maths mein aap kamzor hai
toh agle 10 minute mein Barcelona ko kam se kam
4 goal karne padenge yeh match jeetne ke liye
aur kam se kam 3 isko tie karne ke liye.
Bohot hi mushkil.
Luis Suarez
ek baar phir, yaha par
Andres Iniesta ke pass gend-
Achha pass! Luis Suarez!
Cross ka wait karte hue,
lekin koi striker dikh nahi rahe waha par.
Abhi andar aye, aur yeh achha interception,
Liverpool ka.
Goal!
Aur yeh goal
oh Shit!
One Goal!
Pehla goal!
Isko angrezi mein kehte hai consolation goal.
Of course, we will watch the replay
Ek Satvana di gayi hai.
You know your goals were nice
there's something special, about this one.
Ji haan, Tanmay ka yeh manna hai ki
ye ek goal quality mein 3 goal ke barabar hai.
Haan bilkul.
Yeh door se,
long Shot,

English: 
this was a long shot, that got converted,
while the score is 3-1,
in our hearts it's 3-3.
It's not always about victory..
Barcelona has won our hearts.
Oh Shit!
That was a good opportunity!
That was the easiest...
Best of three.
I can only think of my childhood,
after losing the first match,
the second fixture can be whatever.
About Barcelona, let me tell you,
because they have a 'home' and 'away' concept now,
the first time you'll come have tea at ours,
and the next time, we'll come to yours.
It's like that, here.
The team with it's name on the left,
is the home team, let me tell you.
So Barcelona versus Liverpool,
In Barcelona.
Let's continue.
Once again,
did you think the players were tired?
Actually, since it's a machine,
they won't get as tired.
Lionel Messi, better known as Tata Motors'
brand ambassador  in India,
paases
Oooooo
Barcelona seems to have changed, in the last 10 minutes,

Hindi: 
Long shot tha yeh, aur convert hua
Ji haan, waise bhale hi score line 3-1 ho
lekin dil mein yeh 3-3.
It's not always about victory..
Dil jeet liya hai aaj Barcelona ne.
Oh Shit!
Aur yeh achha mauka tha!
That was the easiest...
Best of three.
Bachpan ki yaad aagyi bhaiyo or behno, jaha
pehla match haarne ke baad hamesha,
second fixture jo hoga woh hoga,
Barcelona me, aapko bata dein.
Kyuki abh, home aur away ka concept hota hai, football mein waise
pehle aap ek baar humare ghar ka Chai peeyeinge na,
toh hum apke ghar, agli baar chai peene ayenge
wo waali baat hai yaha par.
Dekhiye left me jis team ka naam likha hota hai,
uska home hota hai, aapko bata dein,
toh Barcelona versus Liverpool,
In Barcelona.
Chaliye.
Ek baar phir
aapko lag raha hai player thakk gaye hai?
Lekin yeh actualy machine ke through khel rahe hai
toh thakawat utni dikhegi nahi.
Lionel Messi, jo Bharat mein Tata Motors ke
brand ambassador ke naam se janey jaate hai,
pass karta hua
Oooooo
Ek alag hi Barcelona dikha hai, pichle 10 minutes mein yaha par

English: 
A great defense and attack,
Here's a great counter attack
Mohamad Salah going ahead.
Mohamad Salah entering the D
A chance to score....
It's a close one, once again,
And the first half is up!
Scores still 0-0
what are the first half reactions, Tanmay and Palash?
Form is temporary, but
class is, class is permanent.
Class is permanent,  Tanmay just reminded me of VVS Laxman.
Gomez, the defender, at the right back.
He passes to Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum, from Netherlands,
Mohamad Salah once again,
Mohamad Salah entering the D, great pass
a good interception, a great defense by Barcelona,
Barcelona's good defense. .
Liverpool gets a corner.
Noooo, Nooo
Once again, an opportunity to score!
Noooo
And it's a goal!
Class..
And he scored!
Right from the start
Sadio Mane

Hindi: 
Defence aur attack dono hi bohot hi behatareen
Lekin yaha par achha counter attack
Mohamad Salah aage badhte hue.
Mohamad Salah D box mein ghuste hue
Shoot ka mauka....
Nooooo, or yeh bohot hi kareebi mamla ek baar phir
Or yeh first half khatam
Goal abhi bhi 0-0
Kya kehte hai first half reactions Tanmay aur Palash?
Form is temporary, but
class is, class is permanent.
Class is permanent, VVS Laxman ki yaad dila di Tanmay apne.
Gomez, yuva defender, right back hai.
Pass kiya Wijnaldum ko,
Wijnaldum, Netherlands ke khiladi,
Mohamad Salah ek baar fir
Mohamad Salah D box me ghuste hue, achha pass lekin,
achha interception, bohot hi  badhiya defense Barcelona ka,
Barcelona ka achha defense.
Liverpool ko corner milta hua.
Noooo, Nooo
Ek baar fir goal ka mauka!
Noooo
Aur yeh goal!
Class..
aur ye goal ho chuka hai yaha par!
Shuruwaat hote hi
Sadio Mane

English: 
we're your fans from long ago.
Enough class.
You can only sarcasm here in their videos.
Not in real life.
Why don't you look for a career in music?
Back to the game,
great defense,
Really good defense.
Messi gets the ball, gives it back,
Now Suarez.
Goaaaaaaal
Fantastic!
Fantastic goal.
Here Barcelona has shown us,
how exactly to play football.
Palash not even looking at the replay,
I don't think he's very interested in learning.
The intern has one job- to learn.
and he's failed at that as well.
After 63 minutes, the score is 1-1
Robertson for Liverpool .
he's given a long cross pass,
Wijnaldum with the ball.
Roberto Fermino
Fermino with a good pass, Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum attempts, and a goal!
1-2 Liverpool in the lead again!

Hindi: 
hum to tere aashiq hai saddiyon puraane.
Enough class.
Ji sarcasm sirf yaha par videos mein dikhaya jata hai.
Naa ki aam zindagi mein.
Aap music mein kyu nahi career dhoondate?
Waapis game mein,
achha defense,
Bohot hi achha defense.
Messi ke pass gend aayi,  waapis chali gayi.
Is baar Suarez.
Goaaaaaaal
Behatareen
Behatareen goal.
Yaha par Barcelona ne dikhaya ke
bhaiya aise khelte hai football
Palash ne jaldi se replay bhi nahi dekha or agey badh gaye
I don't think woh jyada seekhne mein interested dikh rahe hai yaha pe
Intern ka ek hi kaam hota hai seekhna,
aur waha bhi fail ho gaye
63 minutes ke baad score 1-1
Liverpool ki taraf se Robertson
lamba cross, yaani ki long cross diya unhone,
Wijnaldum ke pass gend
Roberto Fermino
Fermino ne acha pass, Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum ki achi koshish, aur yeh goal!
1-2 Liverpool phir se agey!

Hindi: 
70 minutes score 1-2
Roberto Fermino
Chaliye ek baar phir Barcelona ki taraf se counter attack
Bohot hi achha back pass
Ab gend Messi ke haath mein,
Messi ji kuch jaadu dikha payenge
oh shit, Penalty ki appeal hogi yaha par
ab dekhte hai, Lionel Messi iska
shaant ho jaate hai do minute.
Aim and then shoot.
Penalty
Simon Mignolet tayyaar.
Yah Allah, right me maar diya unhone.
What the Fu-?
Mohamad Salah
Achha defence
lekin gend ek baar phir, Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum se Fermino, Fermino se Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum ek baar phir D ke andar
Nahi Nahi! Aur ek aur goal!
1-3 Liverpool
Sawaal ek, jawab teen yaha par,
Lambi khamoshi, 90 minutes ho chuke hai
Extra time mein game jaata hua

English: 
70 minutes, score 1-2
Roberto Fermino
Onc again, Barcelona with a counter attack
A good back pass.
The ball with Messi,
Will Messi work his magic?
oh shit, a penalty appeal!
Let's see Lionel Messi
let's keep quiet for a minute.
Aim and then shoot.
Penalty
Simon Mignolet ready,
Oh god, he aimed it to the right.
What the Fu-?
Mohamad Salah
good defence
the ball once again with Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum to Fermino, Ferminoto Wijnaldum
Wijnaldum once again in the D
NO! No! Another goal!
1-3 Liverpool
one question and three answers, here tonight.
Long silence, it's 90 minutes.
The game going into extra time.

English: 
And this match has been decided.
With this, Barcelona's score,
and Palash's career,
both drowning.
Aaah, Good Game.
Ok Palash
Congrats on your victory,
and it was nice having you in our office
as
for your internship is over now
Ok, bye.
I am serious, you should
Ya, just go.
I am serious, just leave.
I'll leave now, remember me in your prayers, Palash.
Channa Mereya. (Hindi Song)
Bye bye. Just go.
If you liked this game.
If you want to watch more games like this on YouTube,
then please subscribe to this channel.

Hindi: 
aur abh is match ka kuch nahi ho sakta
Isi ke saath hi Barcelona ka score
aur Palash ka career,
dono hi doobta hua
Aaah, Good Game.
Ok Palash
Congrats on your victory,
and it was nice having you in our office
as
for your internship is over now
Ok, bye.
I am serious, you should
Ya, just go.
I am serious, just leave.
Achha chalta hoon, duaon me yaad rakhna Palash.
Channa Mereya.
Bye bye. Just go.
Agar apko yeh game pasand aaya
Aap aise game aur dekhna chahte hai YouTube par,
To please iss channel ko subscribe karein,

Hindi: 
Fifa, aur yeh baaki aise romanchak game khelne chaiye
konse aise yuva aur anubhuvi khiladi hai
Carry Minati naam ke khiladi
unke saath khelna pasand karunga main.
Carry Minati namak ek bhartiya hai yeh,
Bhartiya hai, bilkul bhartiya hai.
Bhartiya hai par naam kaafi
pardesi lag raha hai yeh.
Unko message kijiye aur unko bataiye
ki humare sath FIFA khelein.
Agle video mein, hum Carry Minati ke saath
khelna pasand karenge.
Bilkul, Carry Minati aapka swagat rahega iss game mein.
Ji bilkul. Namaskaar.
Namaskaar
Anna, frame mein ayega na bohot marega, side hoja!

English: 
Fifa, and other games like this,
who's the next one to play you?
a player named Carry Minati
I would like to play him.
There's an Indian named Carry Minati
Indian, definitely Indian.
Quite an Indian name.
Looks like a foreigner.
Message him, and tell him,
to play FIFA with us.
In the next video, I'd like to play
Carry Minati
Definitely, Carry Minati, you are invited.
Definitely. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Anna, I'll kill you if you come in the frame, move aside!
