Ah
Never worn one of these. Okay, so I think it should just be really simple like really stupid
literally like, haha
is dope
The core-stir (over here)
We're making these paintings and we're gonna tell mama that they're like this super exclusive very up-and-coming artist
You know, I gotta get back she's got an exhibit she's on fire right now Chloe this girl's good
I think splatters over I
Think she's vibing. I throw some yellow in there. Okay, so clearly were going for the ugly route. She's a tough critic. I am actually
Okay
This is like watching Picasa
Laughs crying the three phases of life fire and ice
They come bearing some gifts remember remember that new artist
Vandelay we were lucky enough and he was cool enough
He was like I'll make a couple pieces and if your mother than the like wants one, ah, I don't know. I mean what?
Is what West Lane was telling me about this guy the other day when I was with
I'm so proud of myself actually, and I'm almost pissed that I'm giving the credit to art Mandalay. No, no
I mean you can see the brushstrokes
But this one you could tell as depression do we call him
I think he's on a plane to Switzerland to be honest. Really this really is the ultimate revenge
Gets to my art shaming mother. Hang it baby. Hang the art. He's so talented
Don't you just put them both right here?
Showcase like a little space and they just had a all ambience. Yeah. I love them
What's this? This is a fun little bracelet that I've got. You do not take it off
I'm not like how this is starting to feel what's going on here
No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to be chained
It's starting to sweat live in the moment, okay?
What's so I met Pierre on a TV show called Impractical Jokers and he was chained to someone for
24 hours
Yeah, so Pierre doesn't talk or anything he's fine look he's talking to you yeah
Hello, I'll call you back later. Yeah, just really busy. Look at our friend Pierre
He's not a cloud
Let's go make a martini come to the bar. I don't want any alcohol. Yes you do. I
Don't know and I have the only key
Oh my god, you guys I'm gonna kill you Courtney. My name is Miranda
I'd like to be addressed that way please. My name is Miranda. My name is Miranda
This game out can I not get a B martini?
Okay, find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning
I have no idea what you're talking about the details of your incompetence doesn't interest me. I don't
Really do
Of course, I look good. There you go. Would you expect anything else?
We wanted to do this an honor if Miranda Priestly, we thought you needed some improvement
But you actually are doing a phenomenal job and I think you should emulate this more often
mm-hmm, because it's
Chic and sexy yeah, this is how you need to handle business. Let's raise a glass to Kris Jenner
Yeah, that's it ladies
If you guys will come dressed like this every single time. I have a meeting I
Promise you we will rule the world
Just having a dinner
Oh darling for somebody else with your question
It's
What she's wasted what you better not be driving home, I don't have to drive home I'm me
Okay, Santa's looking at me weird, I don't know what's going on. Oh, who is this?
I
Cannot believe that Kim does not know this is Jonathan like it's her best friend of how many years and she like
Even the Jersey ho ho ho
This girl just looked at me weird
What oh
That's your mom
And then you saw her ass and knew it was her it runs in the family
You can't laugh
That was epic. Oh my god watching
Chris interact with art is just a dream come true because she's so invested in him
She loves so much the whole schmoozing fest that she does Scott and I are literally kicking each other under the table
Oh my god. Yes, all good. Things must come to an end. Mr. Van de l'Est I just really hope my mom doesn't
Throw us over this balcony
I'll take that salmon
You know not a pig trying just the right piece though just the right one
it's almost like when she saw your art she knew exactly the
Right piece that it made sense. Thank you. Now. Let me ask you a question. Mm-hmm
Do you remember a while back when you shamed Chloe for not knowing art and making her feel so insecure about herself?
I was excited to have knowledge
long story short when you were shaming her we were deciding how to shame you and
Vandelay his name
Even said to me Kanye's interested in your if Kanye would love to buy art from you. I'll start
My designers made me put it in MJ's room and see what's in on it. Stop. Somebody knows stile just got shamed
So good
I would I would be proud of myself if I could pull this on. Yay. Khloe and Skye
yeah, you had me this time this one I
Didn't see this coming and that's what makes me so bad, but I know it's gonna happen again
It sure is
I don't even know if I'm being pranked right now like is art vandal a really real and eared like trying to reverse psychology
Cheers to you
