When you're dead, (When you're dead), on the dance floor, (on the dance floor), and your friend can't breathe any more, (breathe any more), you need to gain some traction with an atomic reaction. Come back from zero; be a nuclear hero. Get up, (get up), get Up 'N Atoms, get up, (get up), get Up 'N Atoms, get up. 
— Up 'N Atoms Jingle
When this world, it shut us down. You know I still want us to be around. Just a little more time with you. So we can do all things we longed to do. And when others have gone, our love will carry on. When push comes to shove, we'll endure that stuff. We don't need to bluff, we'll be Tuff 'Nuff. With an extra healthy love when times get rough, we will rise above and be Tuff 'Nuff! 
— Tuff 'Nuff Jingle
Ay, woah woah woah woah, hold up loc. I see you drawin' that piece, lemme stop you right there. You must not know what's up. I'm on that Bang Bangs. So before you start poppin' off shots, let me tell you how this is gunna go down. Ayo! Bring that beat in. While you're aimin', looking for the target to get, I just drew from the hip and sent the whole damn clip, but when you bustin' a cap in that same amount of time, i could squeeze this trigger, pop a couple of mine. Your bullets so slow I wanna take a nap, wake up, move out the way and send two back. Now you're thinkin' to yourself layin' in last stand, "How's he so ice cold with all the heat in his hand?". Your slow guns can't hang, cause I'm running things with Bang Bangs! 
— Bang Bangs Jingle
If you're slow on the draw. (Quickies). Put some speed in your ball. (Quickies). There's nothing in your clip. (Quickies). Reload in a zip! (Quickies). Still have double time! (Quickies). Ammo! (Quickies). Whammo! (Quickies). Supersonic refills! (Quickies). Acceleration for real! (with Quickies). 
— Quickies Jingle
Wanna keep rockin'? Wanna keep movin'? But you're tired from all this desert to daily grind! You're runnin' all day, you're runnin' all night. You need the quickest gunna-pick me up to run like the light! And you just keep on goin', pick up speed, shoot and move, yeah! Racin' Stripes! The quicker you do it, the faster you do it, you can keep on movin' when you got it made! Run faster! Racin' Stripes! Sprint longer! Racin' Stripes! 
— Racin' Stripes Jingle
Why try to kill two birds with one stone? Why try to say two notes with one tone? Why try to have two kings on one throne? Why try to grow two trees from one seed that is sown? Have an extra! It's always better! I like when they run to the time of fun! Have an extra! It's always better! I like when they run to the time of fun. Mule Munchies! (Still in this world) x4.
— Mule Munchies Jingle
Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom, still standing! Oh yeah! Oooooh! Oooooh yeah! You're always blowin' up at me like a ton of TNT, exploding without an invitation, but I don't know your detonation. I'll spontaneously combust, cuz I'm in your blast radius. All the shrapnel that you sent to me is nothing more than wind. I don't care if you can make me feel like that, I will not be part of your aftermath! I've got Bombstoppers baby, your bombs' not hurtin' me, Bombstoppers. From here is where I make my stand! 
— Bombstoppers Jingle
When you're on a mission, and need ammunition, but you can't get out cuz there's still too much opposition, You need those Bluuuue Bolts! For a truuuuue jolt! I'll launch a fire with a resupply, give a shock when you restock, shoot energy from your magazine, and watch them bodies drop. You will be standing last, (Standing last!), when you let your Blue Bolts blast! Blast 'em, blast 'em, blast. We know that you'll explode with Blue Bolts. 
— Blue Bolts Jingle
I've always want more and I'm aiming higher! My crosshair's stable even when I fire! I'm not breathing hard and I don't perspire! You don't stand a chance when you're target acquired! I got you in my sights, I'll penetrate your life, I think that you were fine, but there's no where you can hide! A part of you is deadly, my eyes are heavy steady, but I hope that you are ready for Deadeye Dewdrops! Deadeye Dewdrops! Deadeye Dewdrops! 
— Deadeye Dewdrops Jingle
I was walking home from work one day when some shady dudes start steppin' my way. They threw some insults and slaying some threats, but they weren't prepared for what happened next. Slappy Taffy! I grabbed my Slappy Taffy and I took a bite, then I put up my dukes with the strength to fight. One fool stepped up, but I wasn't fazed, I hit the sucka so hard his whole crew was dazed. Slappy Taffy! I learned from experience, a beat down past, that if my punches weren't stronger I would never last. So take it from me if you're feelin' scrappy, never leave home without some Slappy Taffy, c'mon! Yeah, get some! 
— Slappy Taffy Jingle
I don't know just who you were, but I can't stand who you've become. You ruined my life with every step you take and everything you've done. You tore out the window and the doorway, too, that I just installed. You blew up my favorite pickup truck, even bit my dog. You can burn right to the ground, while I leave this messed up town. Adiós, enemigos, I'm a trail blazer. Adiós, enemigos, I'm a trail blazer! 
— Trail Blazers Jingle
Roll the dice, with fire and ice. Thank you, Change Chews. Clean that clock for one heck of a shock. Thank you, Change Chews. Great big hero, little ground zero. Thank you, Change Chews. One between the eyes, what a swell surprise. Thank you, Change Chews. ...
Change Chews.
— Change Chews Jingle
