Okay, that should do it.
Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.
That's a lot of shoes you ordered.
Yeah, you know the sad
thing is, it's really not.
Ooh, is thisne of those paintball guns?
Yeah. You ought to come
out with us sometime.
Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.
When we shoot things, it's because we want to
eat them or make them leave our boyfriends alone.
You think he'll notice?
There's a chance.
Oh, what are we gonna do?
We?
No, no, you had your chance to be
"we" for, like, a year and a half now.
Right now, you are "you,"
and you are screwed.
Why do we have to tell him I did it?
Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.
Okay, okay, how about this?
We tell him somebody broke in.
Just to shoot the couch
with a paintball gun?
I'm sorry, Iuy it. All
those people are on drugs.
We could him they wanted the couch
to stay away from their boyfriend.
Okay, fine. What if
we just flip it over?
There. Looks fine, right?
Mm, butt print. There's
no discernible butt print.
Oh, come on.
There, butt print.
It's too small and too... perfect.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Act normal.
Sheldon!
How was the comic book store?
Fine. e new issue of Flash is out.
Nope.
What do you mean, "nope"?
What's wrong with it?
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.
- It's exactly the same...
- Penny, Penny,
I think I know what to do.
Sheldon, I have some bad news.
More?
I'm afraid so.
You know the cashew chicken
I get you Monday nights?
Yes. From Szechuan Palace.
Szechuan Palace closed two years ago.
What? Whe did my cashew
chicken come from?
Golden Dragon.
No.
No, this isn't right.
Our food always comes in
Szechuan Palace containers.
Yeah, well, before they went out of
business, I bought 4,000 containers.
I keep them in the trunk of my car.
But... Oh, this changes everything.
I thought that might take
his mind off the cushion.
What's real? What isn't? How can I know?
You did make that up, right?
Oh, God, I wish I had.
- Leonard?
- Yeah, buddy?
I still don't like this cushion.
