(dirt bike engine roaring)
(whooping and yelling)
- Um, Steven we should go.
(chuckling)
- All right, bye.
(screams)
- Yeet! (computer crashes)
- [Steven] Oh!
- Hey guys, welcome back to my channel.
- Today this Magic 8 Ball's gonna control
our day.
But before I get started, subscribe to my
channel, and gimme a big thumbs up.
- So we've been stuck in our house for a
while, and we decided
we wanted to let this 8
ball control our day
so, should we start the
video?
"Concentrate and ask again."
- [Derek] Concentrate, Steven.
- All right, (deep breathing)
should we start this video?
"As I see it, yes."
all right, let's go.
- Hey there, you think we
should ride dirt bikes?
- I think so, ask the 8 ball.
- All right, 8 ball,
can we ride dirt bikes?
"Outlook not so good."
Dang it.
- [Derek] let me ask the 8 ball.
8 ball, can I ride a dirt bike?
(scoffs)
Same exact answer!
"Outlook not so good."
- [Jared] But can I? Ride a dirt bike.
- [Jared] What's it
say? It is decidedly so.
- [Jared] Yee-hehe-eeess! I get to ride
a dirt bike!
- Aw, come on!
- Whelp, see ya guys later!
(dirt bike engine revs)
- [Derek] I hope he crashes.
(dirt bike engine continues)
- All right, next
question, 8 ball should we
kick him off the dirt bike?
"Concentrate and ask again," all right.
- [Derek] Steven, come on!
- Man! I just can't conce-
- [Derek] Hurry up!
Should we knock him off the dirt bike?
"As I see it, yes."
- [Derek] Run, Steven!
- All right
- [Derek] Tell him he's been kicked off!
- Jared, Stop! (yelling after Jared)
- Jared, sorry. The 8
ball said you got- that
you got kicked off.
- No it didn't, I didn't see the answer!
- [Derek] Steven, you gotta take the key.
- [Derek] What're you doing?
- [Derek] Steven, take the key!
- It said I could ride!
- And it also kicked you off!
(laughing)
- [Derek] Run Steven, you have the key!
- [Steven] You're done!
- Fine, if I can't ride
it, does Steven have to
wash the bikes?
- [Derek] "outlook good." Oof
- Wha- wai- wait! No!
It doesn't mean- I don't
have to wash it
- Get washed!
- I don't- the outlook's so-
- Start washing Steven.
- [Derek] All right,
Steven you heard the 8
ball, get washing.
- [Steven] Wax on.
Wax off.
- [Jared] Make sure you get like all the
way, all the way in there Steven.
- [Jared] Nice! I like this.
- Fun.
- [Jared] Should he wash our bikes too?
- [Steven] Oh, wa- wa- wait no
- Uh, should Steven wash our big bikes?
"you may rely on it."
- [Jared] Whoa! We're
relying on you Steven!
- [Jared] You can do
it, we believe in you.
- All right, I'm done.
Finally.
All right, next question.
Should I crack an egg over Jared and
Derek's head?
- [Derek] Whoa, no.
- [Jared] Steven.
- You guys make me clean up the bikes.
- [Derek] What is it?
- "Without a doubt."
- [Jared] Mm.
- [Derek] Ah!
- Yes!
The 8 ball has spoken guys.
- Just do it
- Just do it
- Are you gonna do it?
Ah!
- Ow, what the heck, Steven?
You just smacked me in the head!
You didn't even break it at first.
- Well
(chuckling)
- [Jared] I'm gonna go
ahead and hold this 8 ball
away from Steven.
- Derek's got a hard head I guess.
- Steven, ya' had your fun.
- No-
- Now its on to serious things.
Should we eat some popsicles?
- I like that question.
- "As I see it, yes."
- Yes!
- [Jared] Everyone?
- Yes!
- Yes, I said we, said all three.
- Steven go get 'em.
- All right, fine.
- You get a different color-
- Nope!
- 'Cause you're the odd one out.
- Gimme the red!
- Here ya' go.
- [Derek ] They're mine, Steven!
- [Derek] Gimme the red!
- [Jared] Should Derek
have the red? Ask the-
ask the ball.
- (whispering)
- [Jared] (laughing)
- Should we wax Derek's armpits?
(laughing)
- That is the last time
I'm being nice to you.
I let you have a popsicle of mine!
- [Jared] The 8 ball will
choose, let's see it!
- [Steven And Jared] "it's decidedly so!"
- [Jared] Yeeees!
- [Steven] I feel bad.
We don't have to do it if you don't have
any hair.
- [Jared] (laughing) He's got hair!
- [Jared] (laughing) Look at him!
That's why he's so scared!
- Derek, are you ready for probably the
most painful experience
in your- (laughing)
- Don't rub my arm!
- Its okay, derek.
- No way!
- (laughing) Ready?
- Shut up!
- [Jared] The 8 ball has spoken, Derek.
- I feel so bad! Oh my--
- Gotta get that thing
- Oh my--
- Steven, I hope you know I hate you.
- Sorry! I didn't--
- It already hurts so..
- Stop
(laughing)
- Okay.
- (laughing) look at his--
- Shut up!
(laughing)
- Steven, you're dead to me!
- I feel bad!
- Ready, Steven?
- Yeah..
- Or, why am I asking Steven?
Are you ready Derek?
- (mockingly) "hey, Steven are you ready?"
- Okay, 3,
- I'm actually scared
- 2, 1!
Oh, Look at that!
Do you want it? (laughing)
- Its still- there's
still wax on my armpits!
- [Jared] Lemme see
- Its still hurts, I can't--
- Stop!
- I gotta get the wax off!
(laughing)
- Um, Steven we should go.
- Derek, bye.
(screams)
- Derek, that was a rough one, lets do
some easier ones.
So, to have a little more fun, what do you
want to do?
- Um, I dunno, a game
of ping pong would be
kinda fun.
- "Yes,' just "yes."
yes!
- [Jared] All right,
lets play some ping pong.
- Here, I have an idea.
Let's make this interesting.
8 ball,
should we hit the ping pong ball
really hard at Jared's back?
- I like that idea.
- "Outlook not so-" should..
- [Jared] not so good! I am safe!
- Should we hit the ball at Steven?
- No! What? No!
- [Jared] What about Derek?
- [Jared] He's the last one, should we hit
the ping pong ball at Derek?
- No.
- "My sources say no."
- Nobodies gettin' hit today.
- [Jared] All right, I
guess we're not doin that.
- Wait, whoa whoa whoa.
- Should I, at Jared's belly?
- Wait, what no!
- [Jared] Whaaat?
- You can't do that, no!
- Are you sure I can't do that?
(laughing)
- Should we eat some food?
- [Steve] Oh, I like that idea.
- "Most likely."
- Oh!
- [Steve And Jared] Yeah,
lets go get some food.
All right!
- Jared's sitting out
there on his computer and
it gave me a really good idea.
Hey Jared, the 8 ball's
gonna decide if you
throw your computer over the ledge.
- [Derek] Oh my gosh.
- I work with this computer.
- [Derek] What is it?
- "Better not tell you now."
- [Derek] That means I need to ask.
- What does that mean?
I'm not throwing my computer over.
- [Steven] All right, ask Derek.
- You guys aren't understanding, I'm not
throwing it over.
- [Derek] Okay, am I gonna
throw Jared's computer
over the ledge?
- [Jared] Your- no one's
touching my computer.
- I work with this!
- What. (chuckling)
- [Steven] It's like stuck on the tip.
- That means I should ask it again.
Do I get to throw-
- [Jared] Its showing you that-
- Jared's computer over the ledge?
- [Jared] No, its my computer.
- "You may rely on it,"
look at that.
- [Steven] Oooh, jared.
- I don't care, I'm not throwing--
- [Derek] "you may rely on it."
- You're not touching my computer.
- [Steven] Jared!
- Its my-- don't!
- [Steven] Jared, the 8 ball
never lies. No, no sit down
- Don't throw it off.
Don't, its my computer.
- I'm gonna yeet this-- (laughing)
- It's my computer!
- [Steven] You can buy another one.
- I get to throw it at
least then, if its my
computer I get to throw it.
- [Steven] He asked if
he can throw it on the
8 ball, just sayin.
He asked if he could throw it.
- [Derek] I want to throw it.
- I get to throw my computer.
"Yes."
- [Derek] Whatever, I
have one condition wait,
whoa, whoa whoa, one more question.
- Its my computer.
- Does Jared yeet it?
Means ya gotta really throw it
(laughing) -[Steven] This is really
getting intense.
- "Most likely," you
gotta yeet that bad boy!
- [Steven] Oh no! You
gotta- get back here!
Lock the door, lock the door!
- C'mon Jared, throw it, yeet it, throw it
as far as you can.
- [Derek] You gotta yell, "Yeet!"
- Yeet! (computer crashes)
- [Steven] Oooh!
- [Derek] Oh my gosh.
- [Steven] Why'd you aim for the rock?
- [Derek] (laughing) oh
my gosh, what is hangin
out of it?
- Oh, I gotta go see it.
- [Derek] Wha- there's
stairs right there, Jared.
- [Steven] I can't
believe he actually just-
- [Derek] Oh my.
- [Steven] It hit the rock!
- [Derek] Well this is fun.
- [Steven] Oh ho ho, that's pretty bad!
- [Derek] Okay Jared,
let's see the damage.
- It might not be that
bad, I might be able to
fix it still.
I mean it doesn't seem- that could use a
little help but..
- [Steven And Derek] Oooh.
- [Derek] What that--Hey you have two
screens now!
Oh, wow.
- [Steven] That is really bad.
- [Steven And Derek] Oh my god.
- At least your hairs will grow back.
I can't grow a computer back.
- You can buy a better
computer, its Dell so..
- You owe me a new computer now.
- I don't, the 8 ball does.
- [Derek] Ooh, Steven you
owe him a new computer.
- Wait.. wait, wait wait..
- Does Steven owe me a new computer?
- Wait no, I'm gonna ask it.
Do I really have to buy
Jared another computer?
- Nope.
- [Derek] No, no no no no no.
- I get to ask, does Steven have to buy me
a new computer?
- [Derek] "my sources
say no," wait wa-wait
a minute, loophole!
- This is not fair
- Does Steven have to
give Jared money so he can
buy a new computer?
- [Jared] Yes, yes.
- [Steven] Doesn't work like that.
- "Very doubtful."
- [Jared] Oh my-! This--
have fun outside, you're
gonna be locked outside.
- No!
- [Jared] Should Steven have to post an
embarrassing Tik Tok on his Tik Tok?
- [Derek] Yes.
- [Jared] "My sources say no,"
what about on Derek's Tik Tok?
- Dude, I already got
waxed, leave me alone.
- [Jared] I lost a computer.
- [Derek] My armpit was bleeding.
- [Jared] Wait, Steven
still hasn't had anything
bad done to him?
- Yeah, wait no! Wait, yeah.
- Steven hasn't had anything bad happen.
- [Jared] Should Steven have to do
the Polar Plunge?
- Hu-oooh I like that!
- No, no.
- [Jared] The 8 ball says,
what does it say?
- [Jared] Signs point to yes!
- Those are just si- its just-
- [Derek] Go get your swimsuit on!
- Its just the signs that point to it!
- [Jared] Better go get your swimsuit.
- [Jared] You better go get your swimsuit.
- Dang it!
- [Jared] One more thing
Steven, let's see if
you have to finish your video while inside
the pool, so you can't get out right away.
"Outlook good," hahaha!
- [Jared] All right Steven, ya' ready?
- Ready!
- [Jared] Go for it! -[Derek] Do it!
(laughing)
- [Derek] Um..
- [Jared] Um, maybe reverse?
- I think this is the Polar Plunge, my
feet are in it, so that's-
- [Derek] Put your feet in there!
- Okay there ya go, so
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