- Hey!
Yeah, woo!
Got a lot of energy?
Us too.
- Right?
- No.
- Hey, honey?
♪ Do you remember ♪
♪ We thought it'd be gone by September ♪
♪ Every night was a Tiger King bender ♪
♪ And we wore pajamas all day ♪
♪ Yeah, March was scary ♪
♪ And my face and her
legs got kind of hairy ♪
♪ But we thought it was all temporary ♪
♪ Thought that COVID would go away ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Ba de ya ♪
♪ So much for September ♪
♪ Ba de ya ♪
♪ Maybe in December ♪
♪ Ba de ya ♪
♪ Maybe it'll go away ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, we don't leave
our house much anymore ♪
♪ But we get so excited, when
it shows up at our door ♪
♪ Amazon has got it going on ♪
♪ We always fawn, when
he crosses our lawn ♪
♪ Baby, can't you see,
it's a new delivery ♪
♪ I think it's the sarong ♪
♪ You just got from Amazon ♪
Woo, all right.
Here we go.
♪ They know a thing or two ♪
John Mayer time, yeah.
♪ They no longer need Zoom ♪
It's a love song, too.
♪ New Zealand's quarantine's through ♪
♪ Maybe we should all just move, yeah ♪
♪ Not one case of COVID, and ♪
♪ They got full classrooms for the kids ♪
♪ And they make a really, really solid ♪
♪ Sauvignon blanc ♪
(wife laughs)
♪ If we wanted to go there ♪
♪ Would they even take us ♪
♪ I know other countries ♪
♪ Kinda hate us ♪
♪ But we want a really,
really big hiatus ♪
♪ This is bound to take a while ♪
Hey, baby.
- What?
♪ We're moving to New Zealand ♪
- Why not?
♪ 'Cause here in the
States, it is out of hand ♪
♪ We're moving to New Zealand ♪
Okay, last song.
- I love your wine,
New Zealand.
- Yeah, no, you keep drinking.
You're fine.
- I love your wine.
Okay.
We don't have props for this one.
♪ I'm sitting in my house way too much ♪
♪ Now, I've forgotten
how to use a clutch ♪
♪ And yesterday, I tried
a right-hand turn ♪
♪ And then, I slammed my front
tire right into the curb ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm out of practice ♪
♪ And I'm kind of nervous ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I got gas in April ♪
♪ It's gonna last til August ♪
♪ And I forgot how to drive ♪
♪ I'm especially bad at night ♪
♪ I can't park inside the lines ♪
♪ I'll probably get some parking fines ♪
♪ And my braking is poor ♪
♪ I make my wife fly into the dashboard ♪
♪ I forgot how to drive ♪
♪ I forgot how to drive ♪
♪ I forgot how to drive ♪
♪ Woo ♪
True story.
He drove at night, for the first
time in, like, five months,
and he's like, "Wow.
"I can't see.
- What?
- "What is this?
- What is this?
- "Why are people awake right now?"
It was 8:30.
