- Da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, Batman!
Is that right?
He's coming down the road!
Whoa!
Okay, kay, kay, that's good.
(light playful music)
Well, I am really glad
that we made our first trip
just up the road,
because we're cutting it short
and I think we're gonna go home.
- [Jared] It is five in the morning.
- And there's throw up all over.
Calvin's been up all night pooping.
So, I think we're gonna clean up and go.
(chuckling)
- [Jared] Poor guy.
- This is a story for sure, huh?
We packed everything, we kinda
had a rough day getting here.
(laughing)
We got here, Jared left, Jared came back,
Calvin was poopy and not feeling well.
- No, no, no, no.
He has diarrhea.
- Has diarrhea, yep,
and now we're gonna pack up and go home,
and this, I'm sure, has
happened to a lot of people.
So, I just can't help
to be like, oh my gosh!
- Candy necklace.
- [Ellie] Yeah.
You were a good sport about
us going home now, huh?
- Yeah.
- [Ellie] 'Cause we're gonna come back.
- Yeah.
- Lots.
- But we had to break in the new camper
the kid way.
You know?
We all had to poop and throw up in it.
(laughing)
Kay, we're gettin' kinda packed up.
- This was all gonna happen eventually.
We might as well make it
happen the first time, right?
- [Ellie] Totes.
- Well, the plastic covers are still--
- [Ellie] I know, I didn't even take
the plastic covers off.
- It really wasn't that bad,
okay?
- No.
- And the point of us
buying this camper was
think of all the memories you make,
and I'm actually kinda glad the first time
was a little crazy,
'cause we can look back
and just kinda laugh.
I got
a
that little camera.
- It was pretty bad, though.
- A Polaroid camera to take
a picture of every trip
that we go on,
and I got a good one of Calvin
not being good.
So, that means that'll be the first on--
- The first of the camping album.
What time did he wake up?
Four, three, four?
- He was, he was.
The night wasn't too bad.
I just could smell.
He had pooped a few times before bed
and then, the middle of the
night, I could smell him,
so I changed him, and he wasn't happy,
but it was like, all over.
I had to change his clothes, and--
- Yeah.
Poor guy.
- We all, the van really stinks, guys.
So, my eyebrows feel better today.
So, that's--
- That's a plus!
That's a plus, I'm getting faster
at hooking up the trailer,
that's a plus.
- That's a plus.
- Penny did great, that's a plus.
- I'm really glad we
didn't drive far, though.
- Yeah, and that's the thing.
There's so many beautiful campgrounds
around our neighborhood, why not?
I mean neighborhood, I mean--
- Area.
- The greater area
- that we live.
Why not use those first, you know?
And then, once we're comfortable
with everything that we do,
and we have a system down,
then we can go and branch
out, you know what I mean?
- [Ellie] Smart.
- While some of you guys may think
that this was all for nothing, it wasn't,
because like Ellie said,
I'm actually kinda glad
this happened right now,
because Ellie and I
were just making a list.
We're like, okay, throw up,
diarrhea, and all these things.
We just made a big list of things
that we didn't have in the camper
that would be nice to
have in those situations.
So, we're just gonna be more
prepared for the next time.
- More diapers.
I brought a ton of diapers.
I'm like, oh, this is
plenty for like, two nights,
and then, we went through
all of them in one night, so.
- It's kinda nice to
knock it out of the way
and get a list of things that we need.
For example, we have two headlamps,
and I don't know if we brought
those in the camping kit.
- [Ellie] No, they're not in the trailer,
but they are in the garage.
- Yeah, they're in the garage.
I wish I would've had that,
because I had the flashlight in my mouth
late last night getting Penny situated.
If I had a headlamp, I
would've been more comfortable.
So, things like that.
Check, done, ready for
next time, let's go.
Seriously, get him in the bath,
and we'll go back camping again.
That's what we're gonna do.
Do some laundry, we'll go back camping.
That's what we're gonna do.
So, Ellie and the kids are
taking a quick little nap,
and I'm running a few errands.
If you guys remember,
Brian got me this bad boy
for my birthday, and the instant I got it,
I drove it at my house
and broke the wheel.
Let me show you.
This wheel is not
supposed to be doing that.
And this is supposed to be connected.
So, I think I found a
hobby shop here in town
that will fix it for me.
I'm crossing my fingers, at least.
Well, that was fast.
The answer's no.
Still broken.
- [Ellie] Alright, Jackson
and I are out here,
playing the game of What Did I Just Draw?
- [Jackson] I draw the circle.
- [Ellie] You drew the circle
and you drew the pool, too, that was cool.
What should I draw?
You know what this is?
This is pretty easy, but I don't know
if you know what that is.
- It's a name.
- [Ellie] A checkmark?
- Yeah.
- [Ellie] And what's this?
- That's a,
that's a diamond.
- [Ellie] That's a diamond?
Is that a juh-jay for Jackson?
- [Jackson] Yeah.
That's a J.
- [Ellie] So, they are
getting our sprinkling system
all
marked up.
- [Jackson] I wanna draw a
a pool.
- [Ellie] And Calvin is
zonked out on my bed.
That's a pool, yep.
That's pretty cool, with waves?
Is that waves?
- I got an octopus.
- No, it's an octopus.
- [Ellie] Octopus?
Draw a few more legs.
What is he doing?
Is he dropping a ton of gravel
on the dirt, on the ground?
That's so crazy!
(laughing)
Whoa!
You look pretty cute sittin' there.
- I'mma crash into that.
- [Ellie] Excuse me,
what do you want to do?
- I'mma crash into that.
- [Ellie] When the worker leaves,
he wants to take his batmobile
and he wants to run it into all the rock,
and I don't see why
that would be a problem,
so when he leaves, maybe you can do that.
Da nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, Batman!
Is that right?
He's comin' down the road!
Whoa!
Okay, kay, kay, that's good.
(laughing)
Kay, back up.
- I look like a spaceship.
- [Ellie] You do look like a spaceship.
- Are they checking houses?
- [Ellie] No.
- That our tractor?
- [Ellie] No.
- That's our truck?
- [Ellie] All of these
things are here so much
that you kinda think that
maybe it's ours, huh?
That is not our tractor.
That's our worker's tractor.
That's our friend that's doing
all of our yard work, huh?
- No.
That's our tractor.
(laughing)
- [Ellie] You're cute.
- Mom, that's a box man.
- [Ellie] That's a FedEx man, huh?
- No, that's a box man.
- Oh.
- Alright, Jackson and I have
been outside all morning,
because Calvin has been napping,
and I just checked the mail
and this is what we have to do.
It's Star Valley, my mom
used to always go there.
Her parents had a piece of property there,
but it's for, it's not really camping,
'cause you know, there's
so many cool things,
but there's a seven
nights hookup for your RV.
You can fish, you can swim.
We have to book one.
I wanna go there.
- World renowned pickleball courts.
Consider it done.
- What is that?
- [Jared] Pickleball,
it's kinda like tennis.
- That's cool, and I told Jared,
I said, "We have to do this.".
- [Jared] I think that sounds amazing.
- We need to look at our schedule.
Put it on there, 'cause
I would love to do that.
I think that'd be fun.
- Kay.
- I've said it once,
and I'll say it again.
I love our neighborhood,
because all these kids.
Like, this is so fun to see our kids
play with these other kids.
See what they do and what they figure out.
- They're all trying to figure out
if Calvin wanted to get in there.
Oh, oh.
- Well, how nice is it
that they're even asking
if Calvin wants to get in, you know?
Calvin, do you wanna drive?
- [Ellie] We gave 'em all popsicles.
So, everyone has a popsicle.
Everyone's riding around on the bikes.
The yard workers, they were here today.
Landscapers.
They're doing awesome, I can't wait.
- All of our piping for
our water is going in,
and I'm like, yeah,
that just means we're
one step closer to grass!
I saw someone comment or tweet
that we should do a compilation of
every time we said, "When we have grass.".
- [Ellie] Oh my gosh, yes.
- How funny was that?
These creamies are like,
so stinking good.
- It's a raspberry.
- [Jared] Well, would you look at that?
23,000
miles.
It is pretty crazy to me
that we have had this van
for almost a year now,
and we've traveled 23,000
miles with this guy.
Poor Calvin has been feeling
a little bit better today,
but he's still having some diarrhea.
We've been pumpin' him
with fluids all day.
So, that's been helping him
stay hydrated and everything,
but I've gotta come to the store
and grab a couple more things,
but his personality and everything,
he's back to his old self,
and compared to this morning,
it was pretty sad to see him like that,
but he's coming along.
Just gotta keep him hydrated.
Yoink.
(acoustic guitar music)
Wait a second.
Just hold the phone.
Literally, hold the
phone, pause the phone.
Are you watching Phillip
DeFranco without me again?
- I just had to hurry up.
- [Jared] Ellie, you know
how we feel about this.
(laughing)
- Gotta watch our shows.
- [Jared] Yep, it's
time to watch our shows.
- Laid the kids, poor Calvin, guys.
We were gonna do something
really cute with him tonight,
but his poor bum.
- I know.
I was just saying throughout--
- I have never seen
- such a rash before.
- [Jared] Yeah.
Just like, irritated?
- Yeah.
We've been getting him
some liquids and medicine
and hopefully tomorrow, he'll be better.
- So, Ellie just rocked Calvin to bed,
and it's always the hardest
when kids don't feel well,
but the cuddles are so nice.
That's my favorite thing
about kids being sick.
If anyone could find a silver
lining in kids being sick,
it's me.
- Well, it's 'cause they'll sit still.
Calvin's pretty good anyway, to sit still,
but Jackson, Calvin and I, we laid in bed,
we watched two movies
today, it was awesome.
- Yeah.
- And they just loved it.
- The cuddles are real.
And although our camp got cut short today,
we learned a lot about things
that we want to bring with us,
and we're gonna be going next week.
Is it next week or the week after?
We're going again soon.
So, not all is lost,
we're still very excited.
- It's not quite as camping,
though, like what we did.
- [Jared] Yeah.
- They have a park and a facility there.
- Yeah, so we're just using the trailer,
but all-in-all, it's still very exciting,
we get to use the trailer,
and I'm very excited about it.
With that being said, the kids are in bed
and that means that you guys have to go.
So, we're going to call it a night.
Thank you guys so much for
watching the video today.
We hope you have a wonderful,
it's the weekend for you guys,
and we will see you tomorrow.
- Bye.
- [Jared] Bye, eyebrows.
It's just a joke, Ellie!
They look good.
- I need to go chop my hair on Monday.
- Oh my goodness
gracious, so many changes.
Bye!
