• From a woman stabbing a voodoo doll to
a man publicly shaving his pubic hair, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact more true stories
from our subreddit about the weirdest things
seen on a train. I’m Dolan’s Mysterious
Brother and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by nancylonghair Shima
One time Shima caught a train home from university.
She took a seat across from a sweet-looking
old lady. The woman smiled at her and Shima
smiled back. Time passed and Shima noticed
the woman had her hand hidden inside a bag.
The old woman slowly took out an old-fashioned
doll that had glass eyes and looked a bit
like Shima.
Suddenly the old woman looked at Shima and
grasped her doll tightly. Shima instantly
felt a tight sensation around her throat,
like she was being choked. The old woman continued
and was soon outright strangling the doll.
Shima couldn’t breathe. She stood up, walked
to the door and jumped off at the next stop,
even though she wasn’t home yet. The feeling
went away as soon as she stepped off the train.
Number 9 was submitted by vojshs Emojie
One day Emojie caught the morning train into
town. His carriage was quiet and everything
was normal – until a teenage busker boarded.
The busker started playing some loud electro-dubstep
music and asked for donations. No one in the
carriage seemed interested, except for a very
conservative-looking old Indian woman. Emojie
watched the woman start bobbing her head to
the music. She eventually got so into that
she got down on the ground and started breakdancing!
It was the strangest thing Emojie ever saw.
Number 8 was submitted by duncanmacdougall1999
Melissa
This one time Melissa was in Scotland catching
the last train of the night. The only people
on board were a guy at the back of the carriage
and a kid seated three rows ahead of him.
The kid looked about seven or eight and even
though they weren’t sitting together Melissa
assumed the guy was his dad.
As Melissa went to take a seat, she noticed
the guy at the back had his pants halfway
down. Upon closer inspection she saw that
he was shaving his pubic hair with a razor
and had flicked a pile of curly hairs onto
the floor. Melissa couldn’t believe what
she was seeing. She thought about protecting
the kid from this weirdo, but they were talking
like they knew each other. Melissa decided
to say nothing and, as the guy rose to get
off at his stop, he turned to Melissa and
said “good night…”.
Number 7 was submitted by hollytru172 Robo
This one time Robo went to the zoo to see
the animals. While there he decided to take
a ride on the little kiddie train that went
all around the grounds. It was a windy day
and all the kids on board were having fun
sticking their heads out the window. However,
Robo noticed that one kid at the front looked
a bit queasy, like he couldn’t handle the
motion. Robo watched him stick his head out
the window and start barfing! Because it was
so windy the kid’s vomit ended up flying
back into the hair and faces of all the other
kids poking their heads out!
Number 6 was submitted by Harambe_the_savage
Hellbent
Hellbent took a vacation to Boston and decided
to travel on the subway. He was listening
to some music when a guy suddenly sat down
across from him. There weren’t many seats
free so Hellbent shrugged it off.
Hellbent then got off the train and took a
tour of Fenway. While getting something to
eat he noticed the guy from the train was
nearby watching him. Hellbent was a little
creeped out, so he went to and saw a street
band and then later went to a photo booth.
Sure enough the creepy guy followed him to
those places too. He was there wherever Hellbent
went, watching him from afar.
Hellbent was really freaked out and jumped
on to the next train seconds before it departed.
He sat down, looked around for the guy and
breathed a sigh of relief because he’d lost
him. A minute later, the guy somehow appeared
and took the seat across from Hellbent! Hellbent
freaked the fuck out and jumped off the train
at the next stop. He ended up spending three
hours in the Boston brewery just to lose him.
Number 5 was submitted by OnyxCarnation Doopie
One day Doopie was riding the train from Pittsburgh
to Johnstown. As she went to buy something
from a nearby food car she noticed a woman
making jerky movements and scratching herself.
Doopie approached her and asked, “Are you
okay, ma’am?”
The woman hissed at her and started talking
to her invisible friends. Doopie backed off.
With everyone staring at her, the woman then
took out a CRACK PIPE and started smoking
it like it was the most normal thing in the
world. A staff member came to escort her off
the train, but the woman snapped and tried
to fight back. The woman was pinned down until
they arrived at the next stop, where she was
arrested by police. Doopie and the other passengers
just looked at each other dumbfounded.
Number 4 was submitted by Tinylittlekitty
Andie
Andie was riding in an old train with her
boyfriend at the time. It was a quiet, ordinary
journey – until the train suddenly stopped
and a group of armed military men came bursting
in! The military men held Andie and her boyfriend
up at a gunpoint, then did the same to everyone
else in the carriage. They demanded to see
everyone’s ID and eventually moved along
once they were satisfied.
Andie watched them move down the carriage
and detain a group of young guys who had no
doubt done something really bad. She was terrified
at that time but now finds it funny!
Number 3 was submitted by Wafflesoflife Pringle
When Pringle was little he went on a school
trip with seven other kids. After a few hours
on the train he got really bored so started
looking out the window. After ten minutes
of boring scenery Pringle was horrified to
see two people doing it in the middle of a
public beach! The strange part was that they
were wearing bizarre animal costumes. The
guy was dressed as a blue cat and was using
his dick to slap someone in a pink dog costume.
Pringle didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t
think they’d believe him. He just quietly
shut the window and kept his mouth shut. Needless
to say it scarred him for life.
I’m afraid somebody lost the script for
number 2.
So instead here’s an image of me giving
the artist a ride to work.
Now back to the stories.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve
ever seen on a train?
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