you cowards
Hello Everyone
I'm Generic Waffle
Welcome to Fortnite ASMR
I've never played Fortnite before, so....
We're gonna figure out how to play Fortnite.
I have no idea idea how to play Fortnite.
I imagine it is a, uhhh... - It is obviously a Battle Royale, but uh....
LOBBY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I don't know what any of this MEANS!
ANYWHOMPN'S'T'D'VE
As you may or may not know, ASMR stands for ....
ASMR
I don't know what, like I know what this game is because I've played Batt Royales before but like, What the fuu...[gasp]
So, every couple of minutes, I think I'm going to change a filter or two on the in-game volume/in-game sound effects, and, we're gonna see how that goes
I suspect that I am not going to, uh, that I'm not going to do very well at all.
Toot toot.
I don't know how to thank the bus driver.
I dont know what that means.
I don't know what any of this is.
I have no id-
-dea what the fuck I'm doing.
 
THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME
Wow, ammo for a gun that I don't have
Wow, more ammo for a gun that I don't have.
That's great! (Can you taste the sarcasm?) Please, tell me how to play this.
Ooooh, look a gun. I can get behind that
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I thought this would be a funny joke, but now that I actually have to follow through with what it is I am doing, I have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't know what that means.
SO yes, every, probably, 1-2 minutes, I'm going to change the volume- or the , the, the , the ,the
*Knock knock* Who's there?
Interrupting shotgun.
That sounds like something that I'm going to want
so, Is this like, uh, 100 v 100, right?
Pleasant PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Flustered justification of what I'm doing*
I have no idea what's going on.
I have no idea what's happenenenenenenenning.
The things I know about Fortnite are that the, uh, this character, or not this character, but like, I know that the "EYE OF THE STORM"
is the game, like, the play area. The gameplay area.
I know that it does smaller over time.
It gets smaller, and you don't want to be outside of it when it gets smaller
That's all I know.
I've never played it before.
because I never CARED to play it before
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beedleedleedleedleedleedle OH okay.
BOOM
This was the moment I realised I was gonna die.
WHAT WAS THAT?
STAY AWAY FROM ME.
I don't want to know.
I'll be facing that way and then walk over this hill and then fucking get shot by someone else
I don't know what that is.
was that a dude?
Is that a good dude?
I can't tell who's on my team or not.
I know nothing about this game
someone please help
in the comments of this video please, ay, uh.
Send me like a crash course
like a one paragraph Fortnite, uh...
I love Dragon Age: Inquisition.
This means nothing to me
I have no idea what is going on
please
PLEASE
Somebody help me
Somebody join my game and walk me through what  I'm supposed to do.
because I have no clue what's going on.
I'm going to just head to that white line because I'm going to assume that's what's going on
I'm sorry there's not a whole lot of act-
ACTION.
I'm sorry there's not a whole lot of action.
That doesn't sound good.
That sounds very not- That sounds like the opposite of good.
I, uh, I don't want to be here.
Are we friends?
Are we fr-I guess we're friends, Okay
So then the implication is
Nonononnono go back
YEAH I'M WORKING ON IT!
I'm tryin' I'm TRYING!
Okay, So I'm just racing at this point, I got ya.
I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! @^%#^%#%&
I'm trying to work on it.
LOOK
I've been doing nothing but running this direction
I see that it sort of INSTIGATES player interaction, regardless of....
I'M SO SORRY
I'm sincerely sorry dude who's driving this right now
Please forgive me.
GOTTEM!
RAFAFAFFAFAFAFAFFFAFAFAFAFAFAFA
Gotcha good!
Get Rekt!
PEEN PEENEEPPEPEPEPPEP
I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT REKT.
Oh, I didn't drop any of my shit.... That's good to know.
NO THANK YOU!
I've seen this horror movie; Isn't this a level in Slender?
In Slender: The Arrive.
I'm like 90% sure I've seen this movie already
OKAY BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay, bye I guess.
Really? They can't see me?
Get rejkt.
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I can understand why, I can understand why this game, why this game would be this popular
I get it
I don't understand why it's this popular among children
Could somebody, uh, could somebody back me up on that one?
Could somebody help me figure that one out?
No when did that thing to me?
That's so impolite; please don't shoot me
If you shoot me, I have to, I have to report you because playing the game properly.
Who's trying to shoot me?
Who is doing that?
That's so impolite
I didn't expect these to have that range; Holy Crap
SERIOUSLY?!?!? HOW DID I PLACE SECOND???
There you have it, there's Fortnite ASMR
That's gonna do it.
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GENERIC WAFFLE
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