Sing along.
Hey baby.
You's a little dude.
Hey little dude.
Come here, baby.
I'm a little dude, I don't give a FUCK. (Nope!)
Ho's bend over when I walk in the club. (Yeah!)
Down here shawty, lemme light a flare.
Goddamnit you are beautiful, and also have nice cuticles.
How 'bout we get some drinks from the bar?
FUCK top shelf, I'm a kamikaze superstar.
While I'm at it, can I give you these flats?
Your stilettos look like circus stilts waiting to collapse.
I don't go DOWN, I go UP on you girl.
Brought my sherpas so the game's tight, ready for a BIG NIGHT.
The shortest monkeys have the longest shlongs.
I've been starin' at that ass all night long.
Five foot two, hung like a mule.
Pimp walk sideways up my stepstool, ha ha!
Save a horse, ride a jockey, baby. (Giddy up, giddy up!)
And then maybe, you'll get lucky lady, lucky lady.
All my little dudes, throw your hands in the air.
Freak a top model like you just don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us.
All my little dudes throw your hands in the air.
Buy out the boy's section like you don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us.
About to conquer this club like Napoleon.
DJ, turn that shit up!
Kid size five's, getting busy busy.
One shot's all it takes, I'm dizzy dizzy.
Now your girl's lookin' at me like she wants it.
Do the oompa loompa slow and low.
Leprechauns, get 'dat money.
Pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow.
Boob eye level. Bass no treble.
Lemme get them digits, Papa Smurf will treat you special.
Mini-Me, eenie meanie minie mo, bring yo' friend.
I could be your cuddle buddy, dirty Teddy Ruxpin.
Makin' bank every Christmas, I'm a mall elf. (FUCK Santa!)
Got jingle balls, baby. Don't hog me for yourself. (Orgy!)
Do you wanna smash in the back of my Mini Cooper?
My Mini Cooper?
It's SUPER DUPER!
All my little dudes throw your hands in the air.
Freak a top model like you just don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us.
All my little dudes throw your hands in the air.
Buy out the boy's section like you don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us.
Little man, little man, how you ball so hard? (I dunno.)
How you make us feel so weak inside and steal our hearts?
Little man, little man, you're the fuckin' best! (I know.)
We'd love to go back home with you, but we have one request:
Can our Asian roommate join in?
She don't wanna feel left out.
Would it be okay with you if we handcuff you right now?
DO IT!
All my little dudes throw your hands in the air.
Freak a top model like you just don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us.
All my little dudes throw your hands in the air.
Buy out the boy's section like you don't care.
This party ain't ready for us.
This party ain't ready for us!
Bounce bounce bounce bounce, baby baby baby.
We're so hard! That's what's up!
Thanks guys.
