( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HEY, MATE, IT'S ME.
I'M STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC
ANDIVE GOT TO GET TO WORK.
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP
ME?
JUST SO I COULD USE THE CAR POOL
LANE?
OH, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR.
THANK YOU.
CHEERS, MATE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH, LIFE SAVER.
LIFE SAVER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK.
>> THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER CALL.
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO MUSIC?
>> SURE.
♪
♪
♪
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
LET'S GO!
♪ I SEEN SHORTY, SHE WAS
CHECKING UP ON ME
♪ YEAH!
♪ YEAH!
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YEAH!
♪ YEAH! YEAH!
♪ YEAH! YEAH!
♪ YEAH! YEAH!
♪ WATCH OUT, MY OUTFIT'S
RIDICULOUS
♪ IN THE CLUB LOOKIN' SO
CONSPICUOUS
♪ AND ROAR, THESE WOMEN ALL ON
THE PROWL
♪ IF YOU HOLD THE HEAD STEADY,
I'MA MILK THE COW
♪ YEAH!
AND FORGET ABOUT GAME, I'MA SPIT
♪ THE TRUTH
WHAT?
♪ I WON'T STOP TILL I GET 'EM IN
THEIR BIRTHDAY SUIT
♪ YEAH!
SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT'LL
♪ BE OFF WITH THEIR CLOTHES
THEN BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND
♪ TOUCH YOUR TOES
I LEFT THE JAG AND I TOOK THE
♪ ROLLS
IF THEY AIN'T CUTTIN', THEN I
♪ PUT EM ON FOOT PATROL
LET'S GO!
♪ HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
WHEN MY PINKY'S VALUED OVER
♪ THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND
LET'S DRINK, YOU THE ONE TO
♪ PLEASE
YEAH!
♪ LUDACRIS FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE
D'S
♪ YEAH!
ME AND URSH' ONCE MORE, AND WE
♪ LEAVES 'EM DEAD
WE WANT A LADY IN THE STREET BUT
♪ A FREAK IN THE BED THAT SAY
♪ YEAH!
YEAH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: GOOD TUNE.
BIG TUNE.
>> THAT'S A JAM, BRO.
>> James: YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD
DANCER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN
ABLE TO TO DANCE?
CAN YOU REMEMBER A TIME YOU
COULDN'T DANCE?
>> I STARTED OFF DANCING IN THE
STREETS WITH MY COUSIN.
DANCING WAS A PART OF YOUR
CULTURE.
>> James: DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT
WRITE GREW UP FROM HIGH WICKUM.
I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN MOVES.
WOULD I BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU WHAT
I'VE GOT IN THE CLUB AND YOU
GIVE ME POINTERS WHERE I'M GOING
WRONG.
>> RIGHT.
>> James: WHEN I STEP UP IN
THE CLUB WITH, YOU KNOW, POPPING
BOTTLES, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I'M
OUT WHEN I'M POPPING BOTTLES IN
THE CLUB -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> James: TABLE SERVICE.
TURN IT UP.
>> James: TURN IT UP, POPPING
BOTTLES.
>> TURN IT UP.
>> James: THAT'S BASICALLY IT,
TURNING UP, POPPING BOTTLES IN
THE CLUB AND TURNING IT UP.
I'LL PUT IT IN HERE.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU THINK I'VE GOT.
>> GET YOUR STROLL TOGETHER.
>> James: BEFORE THE MUSIC,
GET THE WALK TOGETHER.
>> LET'S GET THE WALK TOGETHER
SNIEM STEPPING INTO THE CLUB,
YOU SHOW ME HOW YOU STEP INTO
THE CLUB.
>> FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO
TURNO THE SIDE.
>> James: RIGHT.
AND THEN WALK.
>> James: YOU LOOK LIKE A
CARTOON CAT.
>> YOU'RE COOL.
FIRST YOU PUSH.
THERE YOU GO.
OH!
YES!
OOH!
>> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A
BROADWAY SHOW.
>> NO -- FAKE THE FASI HANDS
OUT.
>> James: NO JAZZ HANDS.
SWAG.
SWAG.
SWAG.
SWAG, THERE YOU GO.
TURN.
SWAG, SWAG, SWAG.
>> James: BUT LOOK, MY ARMS
ARE ALREADY GOING --
>> PUSHING WATER AWAY.
>> James: PUSHING WATER AWAY.
YEAH, PUSHING WATER AWAY.
SWAG, SWAG.
>> James: LET'S TRY IT WITH
SOME MUSIC.
♪
♪
♪
♪
>> MAKE A CIRCLE.
MMM!
WHOA!
SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN!
♪
♪
♪
>> James: THIS IS ME IN THE
CLUB.
HEY, GUYS!
LET'S POP SOME BOTTLES!
>> WANT TO POP SOME BOTTLES?
YEAH, I'M NEVER GOING TO THE
CLUB WITH YOU.
NO CHANCE.
I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO CLUB
WITH YOU.
IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪ BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT IT'S COMING FROM MY HEART
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT WE DONE BEEN FELL APART
REALLY WANT TO WORK THIS OUT
♪ BUT I DON'T THINK YA GONNA
CHANGE YA
♪ I DO BUT YOU DON'T
THINK IT'S BEST WE GO OUR
♪ SEPARATE WAYS
TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY IN
♪ THIS RELATIONSHIP
WHEN I'M HURTING BABY, I AIN'T
♪ HAPPY BABY
PLUS THERE'S SO MANY OTHER
♪ THINGS I GOT TO DEAL WITH
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD
♪ LET IT BURN
WHEN YOUR FEELING AIN'T THE SAME
♪ AND YOUR BODY DON'T WANT TO
BUT YOU KNOW GOT TO LET IT GO
♪ CAUSE THE PARTY AIN'T JUMPIN'
LIKE IT USED TO
♪ EVEN THOUGH THIS MIGHT
BRUISE YOU
♪ LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN
♪ GOT TO LET IT BURN
♪ DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT'S BEST
FOR YOURSELF BUT YOU
♪ HATE THE THOUGHT OF HER BEING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE
♪ BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OVER
YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS THROUGH
♪ LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN
>> WHERE ARE WE?
I THINK WE MAU BE CLOSE TO MY
STAR, BRO.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
MY HOLLYWOOD STAR.
>> James: WHEREABOUTS IS IT?
I THINK IT'S A BLOCK -- I
THINK IT'S A BLOCK BACK.
>> James: A BLOCK BACK?
YEAH.
>> James: WE'LL GO AROUND.
COOL.
>> James: YOU KEEP IT CLEAN,
LOOK AFTER IT?
>> I DO MY BEST.
I FIND IT ODD, YOU WORK HARD ALL
THESE YEARS ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE
WALK OVER YOU AS A STAR.
( LAUGHTER )
I HAVE A FEW OPEN SPOTS.
>> James: KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME.
THERE IT IS!
I GOT A FEW SMUDGES, MAN!
>> James: WE NEED TO CLEAN
THAT UP.
>> WE'VE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP.
LET'S SPIT SHINE THIS GUY.
>> James: DOES ANYONE ELSE DO
THIS FOR THEIR STAR.
>> IS THIS I DON'T THINK SO.
I WANT TO CLEAN IT MORE THAN
ANYONE ELSE'S.
>> ARE YOU USHER, MAN?
YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM.
>> James: DO YOU THINK USHER
WOULD BE CLEANING HIS OWN STAR,
SIR?
>> OF COURSE, HE WOULD!
( LAUGHTER )
>> James: QUICK SELFIE.
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
ACTUALLY, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE
PHOTO.
>> JOB WELL DONE.
>> James: PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL
OF THE STAR, GUYS.
WALK AROUND THE STAR OF USHER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪
♪
♪
♪ MOMMA TOLD ME, BE CAREFUL WHO
MY MOMMA TOLD ME
♪ BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DO 'CAUSE
KARMA COMES BACK AROUND
♪ SAME OL' SONG
BUT I WAS SO SURE
♪ THAT IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN
♪ BUT I WAS SO WRONG
THIS GIRL WAS MEAN
♪ SHE REALLY TURNED ME OUT
HER BODY WAS SO TIGHT
♪ GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
♪ BUT IT SEEMS SHE'S GOT ME
TWISTED
♪ I'M SO, CAUGHT UP
GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP
♪ I'M LOSIN' CONTROL
THIS GIRLS GOT A HOLD
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: YOU'RE FULL-ON VEGAN
NOW, RIGHT?
>> I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO, YOU
KNOW, STAY AWAY FROM MEAT.
>> James: UH-HUH.
HOW'S THAT GOING.
>> IS THIS NOT SO WELL.
>> James: REALLY?
YEAH.
I HAD SOME REALLY THIN SLICED
BEEF YESTERDAY.
>> James: REALLY?
BUT I HAVE BEEN REALLY
FOCUSED ON BEING A VEGAN.
>> James: UH-HUH.
I LIKE BEEF, I LIKE CHICKEN.
BUT I'M A VEGAN.
>> James: JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN.
NO SUCH THING AS A VEGAN.
>> MY SON AND I HAVE THIS BATTLE
ALL THE TIME.
>> James: HE CALLS YOU VEGAN.
HE'S A VEGETARIAN BUT HE
LIKES CHICKEN.
>> James: YOU CAN'T TELL
PEOPLE YOU'RE A VEGAN BUT LIKE
CHICKEN AND BEEF.
>> AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST.
>> James: THAT'S LIKE SAYING I
DON'T DRINK, I ONLY DRINK BEER,
SIDER AND RED WINE.
YEAH
♪ USHER, BABY
THIS IS FOR THE A
♪ SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND IF YOU
DANCE ON A POLE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ THAT DON'T MAKE YOU A HOE
SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND WHEN YOU
♪ WORK UNTIL THREE
IF YOU'RE LEAVING WITH ME
♪ GO MAKE THAT
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
♪ YOUR MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW IT IS, GO AND
♪ HANDLE YOUR BIZ
AND GET THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
GIRL, I DON'T MIND
♪ WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK I'LL
BE READY TO GO IN THE ¡RARI
♪ AND WHEN WE GET HOME WE'LL
HAVE US OUR OWN
SPLIT, YOU RACKING UP THEM TIPS
♪ YOUR BODY ROCK AND YOUR BOOTY
POPPIN', I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU
♪ MY ( BLEEP )
>> James: THAT'S WHERE I FEEL
LIKE YOU FALL DOWN BECAUSE THE
WHOLE SONG IS, LIKE, AH, I DON'T
MIND, YOU GOT TO HANDLE YOUR
BUSINESS, EITHER YOU'RE TERRIFIC
BUT THEN YOU'RE, LIKE --
>> YOU'RE BOOTY POPIN', I'M
PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH.
>> James: BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND
AS RESPECTSFUL AS YOU THINK IT.
>> IS YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT
THE WAY YOU PLACING IT.
THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR
EVERY EXPRESSION.
YOU GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
ARGUMENT AND CALL YOUR GIRL A
BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAPPED.
>> James: MY WIFE IS GONNA
SLAP ME EITHER WAY, JUST SO YOU
KNOW.
IF I WAS AT A FRIEND'S PARTY AND
I WENT, THIS IS MY BITCH, JULIA.
SHE WOULD BE, LIKE, GET IN THE
CAR.
GET-IN-THE-CAR, THIS IS GOING TO
BE LOOK NIGHT FOR YOU.
>> YOU DON'T INTRODUCE HER AS
YOUR BITCH.
IT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY BETWEEN
YOU AND HER.
IT'S FRIENDLY BANTER.
>> James: FRIENDLY BANTER.
YES.
>> James: BECAUSE I CALLED MY
WIFE BOOM BOOMS.
>> YOU'RE MY BITCH.
( LAUGHTER )
>>
♪ OH MY GOSH
BABY LET ME
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE
BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY
>> YOU GUYS NEED HELP?
>> James: WE'RE PUTTING OUT
FIRES ALL THE OVER THE PLACE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
TO KEN'S COLLISION.
>> James: OH, THAT'S TOO FAR.
COME ON, PUSH!
>> MAN, HE'S FLYING NOW, RIGHT?
>> James: OH, THIS IS
EXCEPTIONAL.
STOP IN THE TRAFFIC, DON'T DIE!
I SAID DON'T DIE!
SORRY.
>> James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
>> YOU GOT IT?
>> James: YEAH.
GREAT JOB.
TAKE IT EASY.
GOTCHA.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> SEE YOU, TOO, BUDDY.
>> James: THAT WAS A SOLID
WORKOUT FOR ME.
THAT'S THE MOST EXERCISE I'VE
DONE IN YEARS.
( LAUGHTER )
THERE WE GO.
THAT WAS A GOOD DEED.
THAT WAS COOL.
>> I HAD NO IDEA WHEN I GOT IN
YOUR CAR I WOULD END UP PUSHING
CARS AND CLEANING YOUR OWN STAR.
>> James: THIS IS THE BEAUTY
OF
BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE
BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY
BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ THERE'S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE
YA BABY I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN
GOT ME LIKE, OOH MY GOSH I'M ♪
SO IN LOVE
I FOUND YOU FINALLY, YOU MAKE ME
♪ WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH MY GOSH
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, OH MY GOSH
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
