You may have seen the theories online that Australia doesn’t exist.
I've never actually met anyone from Australia.
Australia does not exist!
Living in Australia this theory is easy to laugh off.
Or is it?
I’m an intern at The Feed,
and through extensive research I’ve discovered not only does Australia exist,
it might be the only country on the planet that does.
We’re told Australia is the largest Island on Earth.
With only a few cities on the coast
and a big desert in the middle that’s not worth visiting.
Sounds like someone’s hiding something.
I decided find out what was there
and that's when I saw it.
The Eiffel Tower.
The Pyramids.
The Sydney Opera House.
Every place you ever thought you had visited abroad
is inside Australia.
Every time you get on a plane
you are plied with alcohol and sedatives
and flown around in circles for 15 hours.
Once unconscious the plane lands in the middle of the great sandy desert,
where actors with funny accents lead you around on boring tours,
force feed you drinks
and steal your money until it’s time to come home.
Have you ever noticed when your friends come back from travelling,
they all have the same glazed over look in their eyes?
That’s the sedatives wearing off.
I reached out to Qantas for confirmation,
and now I’m on the “No Fly List.”
So is it any surprise that our Government is lying to us?
How else do you explain the fact that we spend almost nothing on foreign aid
and ignore the UN’s calls to treat refugees better.
What kind of a system would behave in such cruel, selfish way?
The reason our government acts like Australia is the only country on Earth that matters
is because secretly,
they know it is.
I’m an intern at The Feed
and I’m cancelling my trip to Bali.
