*hiiiiiiigh five*
TOPADAMORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Uncharted 4!!!!
LOOK AT THIS SHIT *sparkle*
Look how absolutely gorgeous that is
*werl*
We're headin' to that volcano in the distance
I hope we get to blow up the volcano :3
And ride this jeep
down along the side of it
in the lava.
'cuz that'd be cool \o/
ALSO!
I get to dri-
*drive the jeep around
and no- oh wait
*silence*
Can I?
:o
hu-hu haha ha ha
Ha ha ha xD
*recovering from giggling*
Awwwesome!
heuh hue hue
I can't believe - like
is this all open?
*driving*
Is this all like open world right now?
can I drive anywhere?
ahhhhhh
maybe not off the edge
to my fockin' death o~o
*inhale of admiration*
this is soo cool
So we're in Madagascar right now
which is a gorgeous place
if you couldn't tell by this
but, like, the scenery in Madagascar
is just so nice to look at
we've to follow those cairns...
whatever they are
wutever tey r
so
I've multiple pathways to take
so...
I apologize if there's stuff that I miss
'cuz there's - oOoOo
hai :3
"Exit Vehicle"
can I jump out??
I CAN!
Like a fukin' monkey!
aowh
awh :3
well they're havin' a great little conversation
ooo!
a treasure!
I got a thingy!
okay!
Dudes!
Here I come!
WOOO!
Ha HAH!
"nothin' worth while?"
we got a sweet little
purple bra...
uh - fucken
*totem
thiiing
wut do you mean "not worth anything"
weee
heh heh heh
weee! ^-^
Hand brake..
wahhhh!
driftin' bitch!
ah hahahahoww
hua ha xD
I wanna mess around in this thing
awh and the wHeels get muck on them!
WATERFALL!
Whipped cream falls [poured] like waterfalls
yeeeeeeeaah baby!
there somethin' behind you?
oOoO
ders a secwet pafwayy
Sorry!
Surry!
Sorri guys
Out we gooo!
*sploosh*
Nate,
you gotta-
u gotta cool off
you gotta-
can I roll in the water?
lemme roll in the water!
'cuz then I'll g-
I'll get all nice :3
*hmpf*
poosh!
awwh
I love water in video games as well
'cuz very few games do it like really well...
THIS!
looks nice :3
Huhee
I'M ALL GIDDY!
It looks gorgeous!
A
HIDDEN
THING
\o/
Is there gonna be more treasures in here-
oh!
Yeeeeah,
now I'm all washed off.
Now, his shirt gets all wet.
That was like one of things they did in
Uncharted 1...
was that when you walked through the puddles
and the bottoms of your pants got wet;
your ENTIRE pants didn't get wet...
And everyone looked at it was like
"HOLY
FUCK!
VIDEOGAME!! D:<"
huuaaaaaAAHHHH!
Come down.
Come down!
COME DOWN LITTLE BOX!
Okay
I'll come to you
There we go!
See, it's all about compromise;
you have to work together in these situations,
you can't do everything on your own.
heheh
(good advice Jack)
uhh...
am I goin' up there?
This is just like...
bonus stuff, I think...
like little secrets that you can find
TREASURE!!
What did I find this time?
AH AWEOSME
A GUN!
OoOo
and a letter!
wut does this one say?
*reading the note*
Oh, so we're not in King's Bay yet.
Okay.
Well then..
oh wait,
Maybe I should've flipped it..
flip
flip \o/
reverse.
oooo
OOOOOO
nuthin.
There's a sigil on the back,
underneath my finger...
WAIT!
It reads...
*thinking*
Ooooh, that's the--
okay.
It continues on the back.
I thought it was just like..
the ink ran through
or sumthin'
okey, nevermind ^-^
spent waaay to long
lookin' at a piece
of fucken paper.
ahh
mah ankles xp
ha haha
HOOOOLY
FFFFFFUKIN
JEEEESUS
THE LIGHTING DOOD!
Ya can't not appreciate that.
Even if you're not into game engines,
and lighting and all that stuff
ya have to just marvel at it.
WEEEEEEEeeeeeee!
*SPLOOSH*
You guys wanna go for a dip?
Ah man,
the front of our jeep is all
wet -_-
er, is all..
covered in muck.
Yeah, now it's gone ^-^
He didn't find anything tho
just a letter that'll
actually help our journey x3
but u guys don't need to hear that.
Uhh
I think I'm goin' over this way...
oh, this is cool!
This, handles really well too!
whhoooaaaooo
careful.
*vrrrom*
You guys havin' fun?
There's so much detail everywhere, too.
Like, birds flyin' around
oooohh :o
DO I HAVE TO GO ACROSS THAT?
xo
oooohhhh
we'sa people gonna diiIIIIIEEEEE
okey.
*ahe-hem*
ooooo
I wanna-
I wanna knock down all of these
Every one of these that I see,
I wanna knock them down.
*thunk*
wahahaha xD
Somebody placed those there,
and Ima fock up their handiwork
*giggle*
sorry x3
ooo
ahhh there ya go
4x4 baby!
WOOO!
YEAH!
We shoulda got an 18 wHeeler.
18 wHeels are better than 4
woo
I see another statue!
I see another statue >:D
Wait for it...
waaaait for it...
*KERSMASH*
hahaha xD
FUN!
Aww, is this gonna break?
*anticipation sounds*
I'll try not to...
oooohhhh x(
YUP! >.<
OOOH GA-
OOOH JESUS CHRIST
IT'S BREAKING!
OH!
HOOOO BOY!
Ah, I guess that's the game's way of saying that ya can't go back that way.
I mean, I can fall down and around agian...
maybe my jeep would explode :3
*gasp*
THERE'S A THING THERE!
NO, I WANNA GET IT!
hohoho
Yeh-heah
oooahahaha xD
Wait, cairn is an Irish thing, isn't it?
Or a Celtic or Gaelic thing
*inhale*
WOOO!
GO LITTLE JEEP!
THE LITTLE JEEP THAT COULD!
dammit.
ok, maybe I have to go around?
*maximum effort*
around..
aaatta boy.
go 'round?
Yeah
Go around.
Woohoo!
Good job, Nate.
Best driver, best driver.
10 outta 10
10 outta 10 drives...
...would...
car again.
(nailed it)
huuuaoow
don't die.
oahaha xD
Sorry Victor <3
Anymoar secrets??
*something something* Sam, you okay back there?
everyone havin' fun?
It's like a roadtrip with my dudebros B]
It's fun :]
And I like..
Like the-just
tiny attentions to detail, like
the screen gets covered in muck
and the sides of the truck get covered in muck
and the wHeels all accumulate muck.
Or MUD
as some of you would say.
And then driving through the water actually cleans it off.
That's so COOL.
Okay, I think I'm goin' up these rocks; I see tire tracks.
yEaH
LEMURS!
AWWWWW SO CUTE :3
I'm in the habit of callin' stuff
like
like..
well I've
I used to do it before I play in, uhh, Mario
I be liek MARIO
or YOSHERS!
YES!
Liek
I called it like, YOSHER!
DONKER!
uh-hue
Those kind of things
MONKERS!
Uh..soo
Lemur already fits that bill, so
tip tap?
tip-tip-tip tap
TIP
*crash*
yeeeaaahhh \o/
You gotta keep life fun for yourself people.
You gotta--
You gotta enjoy the little things.
*quiet focused listening and driving time*
I 100% think that we're gonna use that winch.
Because I had to-
WHOA GOD!
I had to do winch mechanics at the start with the boats
so I'm assuming that winch mechanics are a thing.
Am I going down here?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
I'm tryin'
Gawd.
Don't
Don't front seat drive, Victor xp
gawd.
It's like a Let's Play
everyone backseat games
Not this one though.
Everyone's been pretty nice about this one.
*whoop*
*MOAR focused listening and driving*
*apprehensive faces*
oooohhh this is not gonna go well.
It's a 4 by 4
buuuut...
it's also a slippy slide.
WHOA!
THIS JEEP IS AMAZING!
This jeep is the best character in the game so far!
*ooo*
Let's go!
*effort*
oh wait..
WINCH!
I have to use you to get up that?
Oh.
I see a tree.
Uh, okay
I'll go check out this first.
Come on, Samwise
OoOo
That's a sigil!
But not Avery's...
or Tew's...
Nope.
What did I take down?
*reading the journal*
Okay.
Soo...
we have..
what?
Like...
the fuckin'...
the Mob of Pirate Captains.
*frog noises*
BEEFALLOS!
BERFERLERS!
Is there more treasure up here?
I think I can climb the rest of this...
Yeah!
There's bound to be trEASure
up here somewhere...
TREEESURE!
I ALWAYS find my treasures!
I GOT A PEA POD!
or an ocarina...
wait, actually what is it?
treasures...
Okay.
You got a Panamanian cat pendant.
I'll go over them actually
'cause I haven't done that and I feel bad
A Chiriqui...
Shark...
Trinket...
It's a shark plane...
Antique arcade token...
Redware and silver jug flask...
Scottish Ha' Penny
Slipjoint Clasp Knife
I used to have a knife like that!
They're really cool!
Pewter Singing Bird Box
Sawasa Ware Tobacco Box
Eroded Flintlock Pistol
Mughal Ivory Powder Flask
that's what it is...
You keep your powder in it for your musket.
Antique Tea Tin
Scottish Two Piece Coin
*Two Pence Coin
Scottish Snuff Mull
*labored breathing*
Earthware Mug
Antique Compass
okay, there's too many of them.
Sorry.
ehuh
uhhhh
okay.
Let's go down!
Let's use our winchy-winch!
Victor!
You're gonna eat--
UR gonna eat
those words now, in a minute.
Actually, I'm gonna drive it up closer first.
aa whEEEEE
sploosh!
Are those animals?
I thought I saw animals in the water
it was just white specks.
Victor. How's it goin'?
You don't wanna get out?
Stretch your legs?
You know it's bad to sit down for too long.
You get a heart attack, Victor.
And in your old age,
you should reeaally be thinkin' about that.
Oh that's cool!
He actually pulls it around
his back...
When he switches.
See, the little attentions to detail,
really sell the characters and the world you're in.
Let's go 'round this.
Somebody's done this already.
PHYSICS
Here we go!
WEEEEE
*thump*
(grunting of Nate)
Haha!
Shut up, Victor.
You're about to eat shit,
'cause I just used a winch
And we would be able to get up here
without it.
yeah.
WINCH POWWEEERRR!
HELLO SAM!
*grunting*
It actually wrapped around the rock as well
that's cool.
presscircletoretractthewinch
oh god.
retracting a winch like that
would just whip around
and smack everyone in the face.
That was dangerous.
Also, Victor,
stop being salty.
Victor "Salt-ian"
instead of Sullivan
I'm just gonna call you Salty instead of Sully
C'mon Victor
old age isn't gonna catch up and kill ya yet
Is there anything around all this place
or am I just driving around
for the good of my health
probably
Also, there's a- a photo mode
in, um
this
I forgot to talk about that
How you can like,
stop the game
and zoom in the camera
and all that kinda stuff
It's really cool
I mean I should've been
using that to take, uh
screen shots for
thumbnails
but
oops
uh hahaha
um, I'm gonna turn it off actually
because
I don't want to hit the buttons
by accident and then
pull myself out of the moment
moMENT
Why are ye giving me
all these different pathways
are you just showing off
how open the game is now?
probably
WEEEEE
HEHEHE
OH
OH
I can't
I can't yet
I can't yet
I can't go yet
there's a fuckin
there's a cairn here
that needs to be taught a lesson
it insulted my mother
and killed my dog
Whatchya talking about cairn?
Whatchya talkin bout
yeah
didn't think so
I wonder if there's a trophy-
I got TWO cigars
haha
I wonder if there's any trophy
for being able to like, knock down all the
the cairns
that'd be
that'd be cool
it's very hard to find them though
Also, there's a thing on the hill
over there I'm trying to get to.
This is gonna take a while
isn't it
this episode now, I'll likely
split up a bit more
because there's a lot more
exploring and everything
um
cause the other episode, I
I had a feelin I was close
to the end of the Scotland chapter
so I'd just
I'd just figured I'd
leave it longer
SWOOSH
I have to clean off me jeep
it too dirty
the jeep is too
covered in muck
jeez, ya can't be going
around in a fuckin safari
with a dirty jeep
who dya think we are
fuckin
survivalists
outback people
Can I just go this way
No, I can't
cause there's cairn to be destroyed
Oh wait there's a hole over here
Ooo
OoO
Hold on a second boys we got some fuckin' treasures.
Or not
Treasure?
TREASURE!
There's alot of treasure lyin' around here.
Ah it's a little fat red dude!
Holdin' up his belly saying:
"I'm a little fat red dude!"
*laughs*
I see you, cairn!
I see you standing there all smug and erect.
IM COMING FOR YOU!
EeeuurrAAAAAHHH!
FUCK THE CAIRN!
hahaha
I don't care!
Do you realize i'm working very hard to knock them all down?
*Distant Explosion*
Woaaaahh..
Sure. (or shore?)
Eeehhmm..
Can wee... can we- OH there's a sniper up there, I saw a laser.
Could we just drive in and then sneak around?
'Cause I'm seeing tall grass.
Okay.
I wanna do this..
Victor, you stay here!
Oh.. god..
Oh shit.
(Tag sound) Kay, tag as many of them as I can (tag sound) here.
Where's the sniper? (Tag sound)
I fuckin' see ya.
(Double tag sound) I'm just clickin,
I'm just moving the camera and constantly clicking,
and im tagging a bunch of dudes that I cant even see yet.
*laughs*
Its a good tactic, good tactic.
(tag sound) Works well. See?
Aww, there's so many of them
Why don't we have silence pistols?
Is that another dude? Oh, no, it's the edge of the..wall.
(Silence)
If we had silence pistols, this would be much fuckin' easier.
Don'cha think?
Hello, fwends...(Tag sound)
Oh! Victor, I said stay in the car!
Can you guys help?
This might not be 100 percent stealth..
'Cause there's a lot of them.
(Tag Sound) Oh SHIT!
I didn't realize you had turned around!
Damnit...
Here we go, here we go
Sam, can you take him?
If he comes in, will you take him?
No, 'course you won't.
Why would ya? Why would you do something useful?
Be a good brother
You weren't there for me years ago, be here for me now
Damnit
Okay
Who's the best to take out first, then?
Maybe from the outsides
(Clicks tongue) Shhiit
...Okay, Imma have to go around
Patience! Patience is key with this!
And I wanna do it properly
I don't wanna-I don't wanna rush in
And then have to shoot everyone...
Because that's not as fun
It gets through stuff quicker
Good God-Look at them all!
1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ,6 ,7 ,8, 9...
There's like ten or eleven of them!
Fuck! *small laugh*
S 'okay,
They haven't seen me yet, 'cause they're all stupid
Aww shit, I can't get to HIM easily
WOOooo, you guys see nothin'!
See that? Sneaky.
Sneaky Deaky
Can I get over here without being spotted?
Please? Please, please, oh golly gosh
Oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!
Hah-HAH! He's not in long grass though,
They're gonna spot him
Can I pick up the body and move it?
Ffffahck
ooo, I could pull YOU down...
You wouldn't fall in long grass either...
*softly* Don't spot the body...
Don't spot the body, the body-the body is...mine
The body is not yours anymore.
There's nobody over here, is there?
(gasps)
Swingers!
And I don't mean Swingers as in people--
Married couples--that have sex with each other
(laughs)
Okay, I'm going up to try to take out the sniper
'cause he's a beat on everything
Oooo!
Don't mind if I do. Good old fal
 
Seriously, oh god Victor!
J: You scary bastard. What are you guys doing up there?
 
(Chuckle)  Sullivan's just hanging out
Come on dudes
 
*grunt
 
We still good?
 
Close shave, just like my beard
 
Oh god don't swing, don't swing, climb climb
Don't get spotted. If I get spotted I'm startin' this thing again
 
(nervous "hi")
Yeah baby! Okay I'm taking this
 
Aw man I could snipe the shit out of people now as well, but I don't want to
 
Let's fall, let's fall dudes.  Hyyu
You guys following me?
 
Okay can I actually. Oh don't die. Oh god!
Hi, Hi how's it goin'?
 
Yeah! fuck yeah
*maniacal laughter*
 
Okay there's two of them over there, heading that way
That's fine. I have like five dudes I need to take care of first
There's another one up here
 
That's fine
That's lemon squeezie
 
Hey, hey dude. Wonder if I can drop on his head
You didn't hear us scuttlin' around like fuckin' rats the last time
Dude you're terrible at your job
Is it any wonder that I'm gonna kill you
 
Aw shit are you guys gonna see me if I come out here
 
*nervous Ohh*
 
Come on!
Fucks sake!  Kill me, kill me I wanna do it again
Why?! Why didn't you just drop on his fuckin' head
Instead of grabbing the ledge above him and tapping him with your foot
 
Uggh
Maybe I should've been using . . Maybe that's why it told me like
Oh we start right here. Wait I wanna
 
I can't do that, I just can't do it
you know what x2
*frustrated yells
*chuckle
So I can't drop on his head then? That's fuckin' annoying.
 
Even cuz I was like
I thought maybe if I held the button then, if I held circle to drop all the way
God what the fuck is goin' on. I fuckin' know Sully
 
Are you shitting my testicles right now
 
K, I was all praise for the game a little while ago
 
Thank you! Christ
There we go x3
Done done done didly done done
Can I not have to deal with that bullshit again
Yeah I was gonna hold circle to drop on the ledge
Oh god.  This might be bad x3
That was fuckin' awesome
That was so cool x2
You don't see anything. You're not even looking this way!
 
You weren't even looking this direction
You were fuckin', you were trying to find dinosaur fossils
in the ground dustin' them all off with your little pencil brush
Oh god am I being spotted over here
(mocking game accent) well alright then
 
I know shut up
 
(triumphant) Ha ha!
 
You didn't see anything x2  Shut up bro
 
Okay maybe if I do this
Ha ha ha ho god
(whisper) careful
*strained noises*  die!
Yeah doin' good
Ooo there's a bomber
Where the fuck does that lead?
Do I just blow up the front of that? Yep there's dynomite on it
Ooo if I could get the dudes to walk over there
Oh the two dudes are down there. So if I kill
this guy and the other two am I done
Dude like a fuckin' sexy ninja. Like a panther
Nathan snake, Nathan sneaky snake
Ha ha! Surprise bitch
K, now how do I get both of these dudes
One of you guys is gonna have to help me with this one
 
In the grass
Can one of you guys take out the other one, please
(in game sam) right in front of you
I fuckin' know! Jeez you guys are no help
Is that it?
That's not it there's another
Oh I did it yes!
Power to the people
Okay I wanna blow up this thing. Becuz this is gonna be fun
Fire in the hole x3
yeah!
Ha ha ha ha
Aw man I didn't get to use my swingers
What's in here
Ooo  it's another sigil
Aha I know it well. Being a general scoundrel *teehee
Is that it? Is that all that's in here, okay
What did you write down Nate?
*reads notes*
It is a handyman's dream
Nate there's more important things going on why are you drawing doodles
I can't deny you Nate, there's always a good time for doodles
Okay I think we have to go find our Jeepatron
I don't have to mess with anything.  Oh
I don't have to but I want to
Dudes look out!
*adorable laughter
Poor Sam he just fell over on his ass
Oh I wanna do it again
Is there anymore explosives anywhere
Sorry Sam but you're hilarious
Anything no, awu man.  Look at this fuckin' dude
Hey guys I'm just hanging out. This is a great way to stretch your spine.
Look I'm getting so much sun. And downward dog
Ah man I fuckin' love this game
Again you gotta make your own fun people
Um right we're going. . we gotta go back and get our jeep
Hello Jeeps
Am I leaving feety prints with my footers, yes
nice, little details man
I like to poke at games too
There's a lot of times when I'm playing  games and I walk under lights
To see if I'm casting a shadow or anything
I'm so . . I don't know, I'm so nitpicky about stuff
That was fuckin' cool
I'm so nitpicky about certian things. Like the tire tracks that are happening right now
If they disappear then I get really sad, but they're not disappearing so that's really good,
and there's a lot of them,  a lot of decals
It's cool I like it, I like it a lot
I'm really glad you guys are enjoying the game as well
'cause I knew this was gonna be a longer game
and I didn't know if people are going to enjoy that or not
but
like
the first few episodes been doin really well
JESUS CHRIST!
Okay, we gotta wendge an pull down this thing
You see, Sully?
It works
I put it around, too?
I like how when I put this on
the thing actually reels back up
Like it actually has
like tension
it has
sorry Sully...
Nghaaaaaaaaa
make a road!
I'm doing it
see?
suuure
asshole
Na, Im joking
I love you, Victor
Hey, thats what I said!
slip and slide
Yeah!
Okay
dammit
but
Nate is so handsome!
got it!
I got you...I got you testicles!
nice!
here we go!
You see how bouncy I am?
"You ready, fellas" !?
They are the ones sitting in the jeep
You are the one who needed to be ready
mushroomtrees!
*sip*
that's true
When do you use your brain Nate?
These trees are cool!
They do look like giant mushrooms or big broccolis
Well well well
sorry
he made the same joke! :D
d-do I
wait, do I actually
need this?
I don't thin I actually need that
why -
why did I -
did I do that?
OOH GOD
that looks like all broken ankles right there
you okay, Nate?
you good?
Nathan Breaks his ankles xD
well well well
dammit I made that joke already
Hellouw?
Note
read-y time
everyone!
snuggle up in your blankets
get ready!
Jack 's about to read a bedtime story
They write their sigils instead of their names
I can move the swords around
Is that all that's here?
there's more
Ooh, treasure!
Can I climb this?
no
