Lionel Messi
Vs.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Messi the Martian on the mic, check one two
Comin at you hard like Arsenal's best, Giroud
Not one, not two, not three, not even four
But five Ballon d'ORs. Whatchu got, a couple of whores?
Bow down to the Messiah, and witness my might and glory
While you flipping and flopping all over the place. I'll be performing sorcery. You thought I retired from international duty?
Well I got news for you Chris. I'm back so sue me
My name is Cristiano Ronaldo, but you could call me the best
I'm rich, good-looking, and ripped just look at this chest.
You can suck on your golden balls because I have something you don't
A championship with my national team, don't even bother cuz you won't
How many times are you going to lose in Copa America final?
And announce to the press your retirement as you go suicidal?
Take a note from your truly, the best footballer on this Planet
And do what you are best at, which is be content with second place, damn it!
You might be the best on this planet but i'm the best in the Galaxy
Such a Godly touch on the ball, if you diss me it is considered blasphemy
While you're off promoting any company that throws you a little bit of money
I'm scoring goals, making assists, winning titles, ain't that funny?
The slightest contact will make you fall to the floor and wince in pain
while I get right back up, nutmeg the defender, and score like my boy Harry Kane
Other than my goals, my touch, and my passes, i'm known for my humility
So whine and throw a tantrum all you want, it's not going to get to me
Listen here Messi, Messi, Messi, or should I say 'Missi'?
Missing every penalty I should call you Meek Mill, taking L's from Drizzy
So small in stature I sear you need some more hormone therapy
Did I mention i'm tall, good looking, muscular, and already a legacy?
How can you call yourself the best if you only ever played for Barcelona?
I dominated not one but two leagues, so I think i'm two times the best, don't ya?
Blah blah blah I really don't need this last verse
Because everyone and their mother's know I came in first
Damn, shots were fired. Feelings were hurt.
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