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There was a disgusting moment before On The Spot
where I had some disgusting farts, like they were bad
You always have disgusting farts
No you blow it out of proportion, I know when there are especially-
There are times times you Michael warns us, that's when you know it's bad
Yeah it's like... she doesn't know, Jeff knows when there's a moment we're like
Oh!
this is, this is bad
Yeah you get those like I farted in my car the other day when I got out and I got back in my car two
hours later, and I had to roll the windows down
Yeah it was one of those right, so we're backstage before On The Spot
Actually Gavin was there. I had a heinous one
you did it right in the ice bucket
it was like- I was like- aah I farted
and I looked at Gavin I was like you do not want to come over here
It was contaminated ice don't touch it
And then two seconds later somebody walked up
And I went I'd be out- I'd back out of here, Gavin just farted
It's just really funny to me
I'm convinced she walked away believing you
a couple minutes later we go down and we're backstage
right before On The Spot starts
And I could feel another one coming on and I was like oh this is bad so I just slowly back away from everyone else
and I just let it rip in the corner and I was just like
Do not come near me this is-
John Risinger
And then John... Who can't- who can't smell
Just walks next to me his brains broken, he's a broken man, so he comes over next to me and I'm in it
And it's awful. it's like if you're taking a bath and you shit in the tub and then you don't get out of the tub
DONT! N-N-N-NO
Yeah, it was like that
It's like, you know!
I wanted to leave but I didn't want it to follow me so I'm just in it and I'm over in the corner and John
just walks up next to me and I was like what the fuck are you doing and he's like
Idiot, I can't smell and I was like
Still! Then he gets down like near... my anus. 
On his knees!
On his knees!
Why?!
and he's like
*sniffs*
(What the fuuck!)
And it repulsed me and I go listen this is like if someone goes I can't smell but puts a piece of shit in their hands
And goes *sniffs*
like it almost made me throw up.
Yeah me too!
I was gagging. As John was like *sniffing*
"I got nothin" *sniffs* I got noth-
I'm like you may got noth- but
Lindsay you're ju-
You gotta stop. I'm sorry.
Lindsay-Lindsay just went "blehh"
And I went "John you're still breathing in tiny particles of poop!"
Ha!
And he goes "Ya I can't tell"
He went down on his knees and sucked it in!
John Risinger and his infinite need to fill his God hole with our acceptance
essentially ate Michael's poop today.
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