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Alright guys welcome to a
special episode of Saiman Says
So ever since Bit*h lasagna got banned in India
Life has been tough for me I mean I used to watch
Bit*h lasagna (only) 399 times a day
And now I cannot even watch it once back in India
So I had to do something about it, right?
So here I m in Southwick in UK and its a
town just outside Brighton and this is the
exact place where Bit*h lasagna was shot.
And I planned this holy pilgrimage because
I was really upset that Bit*h lasagna
got banned in India and
And I had to make up for the
entire week I missed it, right?
What better way to watch it than at the
place where it was filmed.
Also what a beautiful place guys I mean look at this place.
Petition to rename this beach as Beach Lasagna
Very pretty beach guys beach, bit*h
Pewdiepie if you're watching this, this is Saiman Says.
Remember me?
 
 
 
Yes I'm here in the UK all the way
from Bangladesh in India.
Now see Pewdiepie, I know that after all these months of me defending you against these pseudo-nationalists in India who promote T-Series
You and I have broken up now
because you started to give more attention
 to that Blue Shirt Kid remember?
I dont blame you. Blue Shirt Kid is young, smart, sexy.
I dont really blame Pewdiepie for that, but...
Im not salty, Im not jealous of the Blue Shirt kid...
I mean all he had to do to host
meme review was say 2 words
YoUtUbE aLgOrItHm
but that's fine...
Pewdiepie, Im here in UK, in Brighton to confront you
I know that you have been ignoring my texts
You cheated on me with that Blue Shirt Kid
and that's why you cannot face me.
But you can't ignore me any longer!
