
Chinese: 
♫中世紀音樂♫
噢﹐確保這對手套放在我們看得見的地方
我們不會想要手套又消失一次的
嘿﹐Spijet！歡迎來到魔法Marty的法術商店
歡迎光臨﹐隨意看看﹐有問必答。
*響尾蛇聲響*
♫懸疑音樂♫
給我等等！我認出你了！這傢伙是位惡名昭彰的大盜！
嘿﹐Tom跑去哪了？
我就在這﹐而且響尾蛇Donnie好像也在...？
*響尾蛇聲響*
還在哪？
這裡﹐這間店裡！
我們是店裡唯二的人啊
那傢伙可是整個王國內最會躲的盜賊！
他到哪都躲得起來
我很肯定我從來沒看到他過
認真？
大概吧。我有臉盲症﹐所以我完全是瞎矇的
聽起來你活得挺辛苦的
沒有帶來太多麻煩啦...總之﹐這根本就沒關係
因為這間店沒有其他人在
這就是他在行的﹐他能在你面前藏起來
然後在你眼前偷光一切﹐他就是這麼厲害
那是我聽過最可笑的事情了

English: 
[Medieval Music]
Marty: Oh, Make sure to put those gloves where we can see them. We don't want to disappearing on us again.
Marty: Hey, Spijet! Welcome back to Magic Marty's Magic Mart. Come on in. Feel free to browse. Ask any questions.
[Rattlesnake Rattle]
[Suspenseful Music]
Tom: Wait a minute, I know you! This man is a notorious thief!
Marty: Hey, where did Tom go?
Tom: I'm still here and so is Donnie the Snake?
[Rattlesnake Rattle]
Marty: Still where?
Tom: Here in the shop!
Marty: We're the only two in here.
Tom: That man is the sneakiest thief in the entire kingdom.
Tom: He can hide anywhere.
Marty: I'm pretty sure I've never seen him before.
Tom: Really?
Marty: Maybe. I suffer from face blindness so I am entirely guessing.
Tom: That seems like a risky way to live.
Marty: It doesn't come up much... and anyway, it doesn't matter because there's no one else in the shop.
Tom: This is what he does. He hides in plain sight and then steals everything right out from under your nose. He's that good.
Marty: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Chinese: 
我可聽說過了。金銅酒館的Beorn和Finner說了：
響尾蛇Donnie在一夜之間偷走了他們所有的麥芽酒庫存
他的躲藏技術好到他們甚至都不記得是他下手的
呃﹐好吧。聽起來像是
他們自己要乾了那些麥芽酒的理由
就像那次Beorn幾乎把整桶酒的量都吐在我身上
因為那已經"過期"了
那位其實是Finner啦
原來﹐抱歉－長太像了
Finner是位卓爾
然後Beorn是有著三手獨腳的中年禿頭矮人耶
的確﹐他們根本就是雙胞胎嘛
所以讓我搞清楚﹐你認為響尾蛇Donnie
還躲在我們這間迷你小舖中的某一處？
我不知...。我是說﹐我深信不疑
所以你是現在...有看到他嗎？
我當然看得到他了
那就把他指出來給我看
我有個更好的主意﹐呃...不如乾脆...乾脆...
他呃...他自己現身在我們面前然後為矇過我們一事致歉
好吧
你其實看不到他﹐對不對？
我很確定他就在這裡！
你只是在疑神疑鬼
我才沒有﹐他可能就在
這10x10呎房間內的任何一處
Tom：而他現在知道我們看不見他後
他在我們有辦法捉住他以前能夠拿走任何他要的東西
謝謝你多嘴啊

English: 
Tom: I heard, from from Beorn and Finner over at The Golden Copper, that Donnie the Snake stole their entire stock of ale one night.
Ton: He was so stealthy, they don't even remember him doing it.
Marty: Uh, yeah. Sounds like an excuse for using their own inventory  - like that one time that Beorn threw out an entire barrel of me because it "expired".
Tom: It was actually Finner.
Marty: Right. Sorry - similar faces.
Tom: Finner is a Drow and Beorn is a middle-aged balding Dwarf with three arms and one leg.
Marty: Exactly. They're basically twins.
Marty: So let me get this straight. You think that Donnie the Snake is hiding somewhere inside our very small shack?
Tom: I don't think - I know. That's my life philosophy.
Marty: So you can see him... like right now?
Tom: Of course I can see him.
Marty: Point him out to me then.
Tom: I have a better idea. Eh... What if instead... instead... he uh... he presents himself to us and apologizes for trying to trick us.
Marty: Fine.
Marty: You can't actually see him can you?
Tom: I know he is in here!
Marty: You're being paranoid.
Tom: I am not. He could be anywhere in this 10 by 10 foot room and now that he knows we can't see him, he can take anything he wants before we can catch him.
Tom: Nice going.
Marty: I think we'd notice if things just started disappearing.

Chinese: 
我認為東西開始慢慢不見的話我們會注意到的
這就像上週你被說服
相信一位老女人事實上是偽裝的卓爾術士
她才沒有偽裝﹐她其實就是Finner
不對不對﹐我很清楚記得我說過這句：
「Spijet﹐你現在就給我停止騷擾Tom的岳母！」
我就是Tom啊！
那誰是Spijet？
Finner的雙胞胎姊妹
噢原來﹐他長得很像Beorn
沒人長得像Beorn！
*響尾蛇聲響*
Tom：(嚇)
Kyle：(嚇)
Tom：響尾蛇Donnie！
Kyle：德雷爾奶奶！
而且她把潛行手套給拿到手了！
(驚訝) 我想Spijet就是響尾蛇Donnie！
Song: Living Forever by JP
Kyle﹐為什麼需要觀眾贊助我們？
呃...因為我們需要道具之類的東東
Ian﹐為什麼要大家買我們的衣服？
因為不買的話我就得去找個真正的工作了
Ricky﹐為什麼要大家加入我們的Discord？
這樣他們就能＠我﹐然後我就能當作沒看到
Ethan﹐你棒透了﹐感謝你的蒞臨
就是沒台詞留給我了﹐對吧

English: 
Marty: This is just like last week when you were convinced that that old woman was actually a Drow warlock in disguise.
Tom: There was no disguise. That was just Finner.
Finner: No No, I specifically remember having to say the sentence, "Spijet you stop harassing Tom's mother-in-law this instant."
Tom: I'm Tom!
Marty: Then who's Spijet?
Tom: Finner's twin.
Marty: Oh, of course. He looks like Beorn.
Tom: No one looks like Beorn.
[Rattlesnake Rattle]
Tom: Donny the Snake! Kyle: Granny Drell!
Marty: And she's got the gloves of sneaking!
[Pop]
Marty: (gasp) I think Spijet was Donnie the Snake all along!
[Subtitles by Joshua Warnasch]
Song: Living Forever by JP
Allison: Kyle, why do they need to give us money?
Kyle: Uh... 'cause we need props and stuff.
Allison: Ian, why should people buy our shirts?
Ian: Because otherwise I'd have to get a real job.
Allison: Ricky, why should people join the discord?
Ricky: So they can @ me and I can ignore the @.
Allison: (mumbling off) Ethan... You're wonderful. Thank you for being here.
Ethan: There's nothing left for me is there?
[Laughing]
