So I've been told  that I have 3 minutes to "perform"
well,That's 2.49 minutes more than how long I last in bed
I am from Delhi
So,in Delhi there is a lot of pollution during the month of november
So Delhi people are very strong now
Even if they got bitten by a snake,they won't feel jackshit
If a mosquito bites a Delhi kid,,The mosquito will get dengue itself
Delhi people are like James Bond
They literally Inhale CO2 and exhale Oxygen
People in Delhi don't need to smoke cigarettes or beedi
You just go out of your window and inhale all the "fresh" air present in the pure atmosphere
OHHHH WOWWW MY LUNGS ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD
*the only translation i had for "Kaleje Nu Thandak pe Gayi"*
Those Delhiites who inspite of pm2.5 levels being above 999 can smoke hookah on roads and put up insta stories of it
How can Covid do any harm to them?
If Covid comes up in front of them
They would say "get lost you fucker"
"Gas Chamber" reminds me
So I went in there and I'm like "Bhaiya, get me a Croissant(CROSAAAANT)"
So she(my Grammar Nazi friend)looked me in such a way as if I had said something
ANTI-FEMINIST,ANTI-LIBERAL,MALE CHAUVINISTIC,RACIST and 
MISOGYNISTIC
I said "Even if I tell the waiter to bring Crosaant,cosiaaant or crosayent,it wouldn't mean that they would bring CHOLE BHATURE"
Chole Bhature reminds me
In Delhi we have weekly markets like Shani Bazaar(Saturday Market),Ravi Bazaar(Sunday Market),Mangal Bazaar(Tuesday Market)
Near my house there is Shani Bazaar(Saturday Market)
And Shani Bazaar has very tasty Chole Bhature
YES
These are the ones which have a stone in them and you will definitely find one when you are eating
You take it out and keep it to a side and Have ANOTHER BITE
Shani Bazaar has different segments for selling different goods
Like a section for utensils,one for fake jewelry,one for fake beauty products
But after all these
Comes the most important Segment
UNDERGARMENTS SEGMENT
Just as you step into this segment
You would hear the same sounds from all the directions
SIR KACCCHE KACCHE KACCHE(hindi word for underwear)Modi Kacche,Modi Kacche
DONT BUY THEIR UNDERWEAR,IT HAS A HOLE IN THEM
Have a look at this one sir,AIRY AIRY,HAIRY HAIRY
SIR RAKHI SAWANT KACCHE
And if you had a plan to just buy veggies for something you wanted to cook the next day
NO
You will end up buying 4 Kacches
Ashoka is a trial University for them
Because as and when the DU cutoffs come,they are gonna run away to DU
