You're gonna need a blanket
and suntan lotion,
'cause you're never gonna
get off that beach!
Just the way you never
got into the N.H.L.,
ya jackass.!
Whoop! Whoa-ho-ho!
[ Crowd Shouting ]
Whoa!
[ Laughing ]
The green's that way.!
You're, uh--
[ Heckler Laughing ]
You will not
make this putt, ya jackass!
[ Laughing Raucously ]
[ Crowd Moaning ]
Aww.
Nice shooting, soldier.!
[ Heckler Laughing
Raucously ]
All right, Happy,
nice and easy.
[ Heckler Laughing ]
[ Crowd ]
Aww.
That was not nice and easy.
[ Heckler Laughing ]
That guy's drivin' me crazy.
You know what's
driving me crazy?
You not getting
the ball in the hole.
Don't push me, Bob.
Now's not the time.
[ Heckler ]
Jackass.!
[ Ball Smacks ]
Ooh!
[ Grunting ]
[ Heckler, Crowd Laughing ]
This guy sucks!
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore
play this badly since
his first day on tour.
He and Bob Barker
are now dead last.
I can't believe
you're a professional golfer.
I think you should be
working at the snack bar.
You better relax, Bob.
There is no way...
that you could have been
as bad at hockey
as you are at golf.
All right, let's go.
- [ Grunts ]
- You like that, old man?
You want a piece of me?
I don't want a piece of you.
I want the whole thing!
Ohh!
[ Crowd Shouting, Chattering ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Man ] Wow.!
Now you're gonna
get it, Bobby!
[ Crowd Shouting ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Happy Growling ]
[ Crowd Shouts ]
Oh.!
[ Man ]
Happy.!
The price is wrong, bitch.
[ Choking ]
[ Grunting ]
I think you've had enough.
No?
[ Crowd Shouts ]
Now you've had enough,
bitch.
