>> (MALE VOICE): HELLO MARS ONE SELECTION COMMITTEE.
IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS VIDEO THEN I AM ALREADY DEAD.
>> I CANNOT WAIT TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GO MARS.
>> WELL, I'M A FORMER NASA PILOT WITH 2 PHDS. IF I HAD ONE WEAKNESS IN REGARDS
TO THIS MISSION, I GUESS I WOULD SAY IT'S MY PROPENSITY TO START MURDERING
AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE.
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FREEZE TO DEATH 40 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM THE EARTH.
>> THAT WAY I WILL ESTABLISH EXCLUSIVE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS WITH THE FEMALES.
>> YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME WHEN WE GET TO MARS. 
>> UH, I THINK THE BIGGEST STRIKE AGAINST ME IS PROBABLY THAT I SOMETIMES GET NIGHT TERRORS 
WHICH WILL BE IN... (he whimpers)
AND I ALSO GET DAY TERRORS.
>> (voice is masked) 
 I'M GOING TO MARS WHETHER YOU LET ME OR NOT. 
>> ALL I'M SAYING IS MARS IS GOING TO NEED A DRUG DEALER.
>> I WANT TO GO TO A PLANET WHERE THE HOLOCAUST DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAPPEN,
AND PEOPLE CAN AGREE ON THAT FOR ONCE.
>> I WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK UP AT MARS AND NO THERE'S SOMEONE FLIPPING 
THEM THE (bleep) OFF BECAUSE (bleep) YOU FOR JUDGING ME.
(dog is panting)
(she's sings) 
 Takes to the sky like a bird in flight 
and who will be...
>> MY PLAN IS TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD AS SOON AS I GET THERE.
>> I MADE 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS BY BETTING THAT THE CHALLENGER WOULD EXPLODE.
(foreign language spoken)
>> PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MARS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MARS.
>> MY PLAN IS TO KILL GOD IN SPACE.
>> ALSO I PLAY SAXOPHONE. 
>> SEE YOU IN SPACE.
