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wow I actually said something nice and you don't respond?
58 minutes ago: what a dickhead, what a dickhead.
Hello ladies and gentlemen so last Reddit video was r/niceguys
I thought, let's balance it out make it a bit more equal.
r/nicegirls. Let's go. well, so I'm just gonna add that SorrowTV has done not one, not two, but three videos on the subreddit-
some are gonna be the same. Sometimes I forget that not everyone has a heart as soft and empathetic as mine
and it really saddens me that people don't see the world the way I do. Okay that itself is bad and pretentious and
putting herself on a pedestal enough
When you read the title of this post.. This "nice girl" used to be my friend. She posted this after cheating on her then-boyfriend,
now ex. What a saint! I wish more people were like you. Attractive guys who settled for ugly as fuck
girls. Bud, she's got nothing going for her,
I've been waiting years for someone like you and-  I dunno why and was all caps.
Obviously, I'm not as a munted as she is. Why you no consid-
It's always good when a girl ends it with a uh, with a rage comic meme. A prime characteristic in a girlfriend is
someone who's always comparing herself to other girls and calling less attractive people
M u n t e d.
Who hurt you?
Menstruation,
Menopause,
Mental breakdowns,
Notice how all women's problems begin with MEN. Ah, yes, mental breakdowns. The common
woman's problem that only women have.
Exclu- No men.
Only women. Well, I mean that's not even a nice girls thing. That's just blaming guys. Wanna catch up for a drink after
*something* my treat. I would love to but I already have plans for tomorrow night. Sorry. Oh never mind
I have plans too.. Haha alright. Maybe we can reschedule it some other day, and it'll be my treat.
No thanks, you wasted your chance. If I'm not your top priority, you don't deserve me.
simple as that. It was a prank, you had no chance to begin with. I'm sure he didn't. I have standards sweetie. Yep,
it was a prank. That's why you're so butthurt about it..
Unbelievable. Like it's not even a rejection. It's just sorry, maybe some other time and it'll be on me. That was like the most
POLITE way of turning her down and not even turning her down. Just saying "Yeah, some other time. It'd be great." But no,
not good enough. She has to be number one. Also
I like how it changes all of a sudden from
you wasted your chance, to
you had no chance to begin with. Like you just KNOW that she's on her phone like "All right now
I can tell him he didn't have a chance to begin with that'll that'll devastate him.." Other girls: perfect hair, perfect makeup,
superficial. Ah. Always looking for male approval
How could they? Me: doesn't shave, prefers cookies over rings, very wholesome and never demanding.
I'm not like OTHER girls, so please pick me. Yeah,
because every girl who takes pride and care in her appearance is just a shallow
hoe. I mean, I'm sure there are girls who do it for approval as well, but,
It-it's a huge generalization. And what's wrong with doing it for approval?
Whatever. Who cares? I just want someone to love me for the horrific
raging, emotionally unpredictable bitch that I am. I mean, I see what they're trying to say here
There's a kind of sweet message of unconditional love under there SOMEWHERE,
But it's under layers and layers of "Look how special I am! I'm so different and, unpredictable haha!"
It's not cute. "It's just look how mentally unstable I am, haha!"
Stop. Like I think there's a difference between "I want love for who I am, and I will try" and "I wan't love but
You can just deal with all my problems. I'm not gonna try to fix them" me as a girlfriend: Fellas,
it's a relatable one this one so strap in. Do you want me to start acting crazy?
No, hehe. Then I suggest you start acting right. It's like a dictatorship
Yes, my minions my- my subjects act right or you will be punished. Hello Jordan,
I hope you have a great day. Send me a pic if you have to chance. It was a crazy morning
Just finally sat down for the first time. Yep,
and then he just sends this meme "when you got to protect your virginity at all costs"
I should probably give some context. So the title of this: "Messaging for three days,
I'm a nurse no time to check phones and a traditional Catholic. both things she knew.I don't get it,
what do you mean with that?
Hmm? Maybe I'm not an anorexic supermodel, maybe my teeth aren't perfect, but those are things I can fix over time.
Yeah, I want to be an anorexic supermodel. Jesus,  more projecting here than-
a  projector
Sadly, nothing can fix your faulty genes which leave your poor bald head in your 20s.
Maybe consider that people aren't after your virginity like you're trying to insinuate
Maybe consider that you're kind of a jerk.. like the ones you complain about girls going after instead of a nice guy like you
she capitalized 'N' and 'G' in nice guys!
She knows nice guys! So she knows nice guys, and yet she failed to stay out of nice girls.
A modern-day tragedy. Don't mistake my highly sensitive badass
sparkly cosmic
intuitive awesomeness
for some kind of weakness or low self-esteem issue. Bam.
There aren't many ways better of making people think something, than, saying that it's not that. It's like saying:
"Uh, yeah, hey guys. The smell coming out of my car, yeah, it's not from a dead body..
I just had some really bad fast food ah
No one was thinking it before you said it.
I'm not the girl your mother warns you about. I won't kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won't make you choose between what you love to do and me. I'm not cold. I'm not reckless!
I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.
And you feel the need to talk about it on Facebook,
why? HEY, EVERYONE! I'M A GOOD PERSON!
Why? Like, there's not even a benefit to sharing this, it just makes you look desperate.
But also have a great body, and this body can be all for you. I said you better not ignore me. Oh lmao,
You're busy, you're raving. but I like you a lot you should like me
I give good blowjobs. I have no gag reflex
I have big tits and butt and no insecurities. Okay, I bring you food I cuddle
Well, I kiss good look how cute I am
Please you never respond what the heck. That's
Heartbreak right there what the heck and you know all of this took place in like ten minutes as well
I am very unique. I love music and horror movies. I am different. I am very very very
Random XD.
oh theres no XD
I swore there would be an XD in there yeah
That's so interesting music and horror movies
two very obscure things that I'm sure have very interesting stories
as to how you got into them if you had have said something like
Actually weird like I play the Mongolian foot mandolin then that would be interesting and that would be random
Horror movies and music that's the best you could okay
when a boy thinks he's getting somewhere with me
You snipe bitch look at this dude working his ass off slaving away
You're over here. I don't know what to say to you.
Also real. Why can't he just walk around the?
One block wall you lost her and honestly
It's your own fault, okay
The article itself is is bad enough right, but it's the fact that someone's sharing this like yeah
It is always the guys fault
Yep, it's it's always the guys fault 100% always
There's no other scenario. No it's always the guy god damn guys. I am a damn good girlfriend
I don't cheat. I'm loyal AF
I'll treat you so good, but yet I get pushed aside, and I get ignored you are a fool
Wow if you let me go, but I guess I'm gonna be single
first thing you need to know
Guys are desperate okay, if you put yourself out there, you will get something you will hundred percent guarantee, okay?
You know it may not be the the football player the jock it may not be
The cream of the crop, but you will get something okay that that's just the nature of man
So sad these whores fuck up men's heads,
then they are always weary about real loyal women like me
first I think you mean wary and second if you're really so nice and and
Charitable and loyal then. Why are you out here?
Just calling other women whores why do you feel the need to do that if you're such an angel?
I smell bullshit
Okay, this one's a bit of everything. I'm 13 years old I'm different from the spawn of my generation
I'm not out with the boys or shopping. No I'm listening to beautiful music
That is not about sex money, or drugs and is not foiled by foul language
Vocaloids are much better than that lowlife level
Of what of what people these days called music.
I am happy to be here lying in my bed singing along in a different language
cuddling my Sebastian Black Butler plushy
Sebastian black.. oh it's the anime
while I calmly look around my room at all of my otaku stuff. I differ ok well
They're 13 right, so it's justifiable we all did we all did
Horrible shit at 13 and a little bit older than 13, so it's not really like
It's not too bad like in a few years. This person's gonna look back and think
what was I on back then right?
But it's still funny to take the piss out of sure.
anyway if you guys have any subreddit ideas for things I should do go
To my subreddit, I'll format it eventually
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Just awesome like I really do appreciate the people the ladies and gentlemen who do they are Saints
They are the true nice guys and nice girls um
Yeah..
Without further ado. I'll see you guys in the next video
