• From raising your hand in class to clogging
a toilet, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the stupidest reasons we ever got in
trouble. I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be
your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by BennyRose12 Cidius
One time, Cid was sitting in French class
when a substitute teacher walked in. He told
the class that their usual teacher was out
sick. The thing was, the substitute was well-known
for hating kids and didn’t even like it
when students smiled. During class, Cid had
to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand
to ask if he could go. Without looking, the
substitute said, “I’m going to have to
give you a detention.” Cid was in disbelief,
and even the students sitting on either side
of him were confused. When he asked why he
was given a detention, the substitute just
shrugged and ignored him. Angry, Cid stood
up and said, “This is bullshit! You can’t
just give me a detention because I stuck my
hand up!” After that, Cid flipped him the
bird and walked out. He ended up getting another
detention for swearing and leaving the classroom
without permission. It turned out that some
of the other students got detention for raising
their hands, too.
Number 9 was submitted by Frenchfriesandsoda
Derek
Derek went to school one day with two coats.
He wore the heaviest one, while the not-so-heavy
one was tied around his waist. When the students
were dismissed for recess, Derek noticed that
one of his classmates didn’t have a coat.
Since it was freezing outside, he decided
to take off his heavy coat and give it to
the freezing child. As he walked away, Derek
tried to put on his other coat when the monitor
approached him and screamed, “Why don’t
you have a coat on?” Just as he was going
to answer her question, the monitor screamed,
“Stop talking!” That was when he got annoyed,
since he was trying to answer the woman’s
question. He said, “Look, I’m sorry. I’ll
put my coat on, but I saw that this little
kid was freezing. I took off the coat that
I had on and gave it to him, and – ” The
monitor interrupted him and said, “I’m
writing you up!” After that, Derek never
shared his coat with anyone again.
Number 8 was submitted by FierySerge Princess
Proton
Princess Proton was sitting in her room watching
YouTube videos. Just then, she began to hear
stomping downstairs. The stomping grew louder
and louder until her bedroom door swung open.
Her mom stood there, yelling at the top of
her lungs, “Come downstairs and load the
dishwasher!” Since she had already loaded
the dishwasher, Princess Proton was very confused.
So, she told her mom that she already did
it. Her mom went back downstairs, checked
the dishwasher and saw that it was going,
and went back upstairs to Princess Proton’s
room where she yelled, “You’re grounded
for talking back to me!” She had her phone
taken away from her for a week just because
her mom was wrong and didn’t want to admit
it.
Number 7 was submitted by Wildfire317413 Spincess
When Spincess was in the fifth grade, one
of her classes had free time. So, she decided
to spend it reading in a little lab area.
It was also the place where her teacher kept
the books. Even in the fifth grade, Spincess
read at the college level, which her teacher
knew. But in that lab area, her teacher only
kept books for third to fifth graders. While
reading one of the books, her teacher spotted
her. She began to yell at Spincess for reading
books that were below her reading level. Her
teacher felt it was such a horrible offense
that she wrote Spincess up for it.
Number 6 was submitted by TubbyCubby Nixxiom
One morning, Nixxiom was walking into school.
One of his teachers, who was sitting outside,
said “good morning” to him. Having not
heard the teacher, Nixxiom didn’t greet
him back and kept walking. Pissed, the teacher
jumped up and grabbed him. He slammed Nixxiom’s
head against the ground before giving him
two weeks of lunch detention. He couldn’t
believe he went through all that just for
not greeting a teacher in return.
Number 5 was submitted by SavageMaster24 Gooby
While Gooby was putting away the laundry,
she heard her mother yelling at her sister,
Snewpee, for acting like a brat to everyone.
She had to put some towels away in the linen
closet, which was where Snewpee and their
mother were. Being quiet, Gooby opened the
door, careful not to hit Snewpee. Once the
towels were put in the closet, Gooby turned
around and saw her mother standing in front
of her. She began yelling at her because she
didn’t ask Snewpee to move when opening
the linen closet door! To make matters worse,
her mother slapped Gooby across the face before
sending her to her room.
Number 4 was submitted by schoolboy_IQ Danger
Dolan
During math class one day, a boy took Dolan’s
calculator while the teacher was in the middle
of a lecture. Wanting his calculator back,
Dolan asked the teacher for help. The teacher
looked around and asked the class if anyone
had Dolan’s calculator. A few minutes later,
the boy said that he took it and immediately
gave it back to him. Towards the end of class,
Dolan received a note from the teacher that
he got a detention for disturbing class. He
called bullshit on the reason why he got detention,
which was essentially telling the teacher
that someone stole his calculator. That just
earned Dolan an even bigger detention. Determined
to get out of the detention, he debated with
his teacher for the rest of class. Dolan eventually
won the debate, but the teacher didn’t want
to admit defeat so he gave him a two-day suspension.
Since the principal never liked Dolan, he
back the teacher up on the suspension.
Number 3 was submitted by YouKnowWhosNo1 Jameshark
Jameshark’s primary school would have a
tradition where, at the end of every school
year, classes would say ‘goodbye’ to the
fourth graders who would go off to secondary
school. At the time, Jameshark’s dad worked
abroad a lot and was only home every third
weekend. One day, at the end of the school
year, the teacher asked Jameshark and his
classmates who would be coming to the event.
Jameshark replied, “I want to spend time
with my family because my dad is coming home.”
His teacher shouted at him, saying that he
HAD to go to the event and say ‘goodbye’
to the fourth graders. She gave him the decision
of saying ‘goodbye’ to the fourth graders
or spending time with his family. Jameshark
said, “I want to see my dad again! He’s
barely at home!” The teacher got very angry
and yelled at him, saying that he was disrespecting
his elders. When he got home from school,
Jameshark told his parents what the teacher
had told him. Pissed, his dad called the teacher
and yelled at her.
Number 2 was submitted by lexushawk Dean,
the Time Wanderer
One time, Dean’s math class had a substitute
teacher. She told everyone to do a math problem
by using any method they wanted. Since the
question involved division, the entire class
started to use division. When she walked over
to the table where Dean and some of his other
classmates were sitting, she yelled, “Stop
doing division!” Everyone at Dean’s table
were given detention. Luckily, the principal
told them that they didn’t have detention,
because he found out that the substitute called
two kids in another class stupid.
Number 1 was submitted by Lucusthebeast Grgak
When Grgak was 9, he went to the bathroom
and ended up clogging the toilet. Being young,
he didn’t know the proper way to use a plunger.
When his mom found out that he clogged the
toilet, she grounded him for a week! After
having been punished for that, Grgak made
sure to learn how to properly use a plunger.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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