- Well, I was just gonna ask.
Kinda awkward question,
but me and a bunch of friends are having,
like, an orgy later.
Would you be--
An orgy, just, you know, wild group sex.
Twenty people just get
together and have sex.
We have one of those inflatable pools,
got a bunch of rubber duckies.
I'm gonna blow it up,
fill it up with water,
and just put some bubbles in there.
Just wild group sex. Are you down?
I just woke up this
morning, like, orgy tonight!
I'm fucking ready. I'm so pumped.
I'm just gonna get in
there and just do my thing.
Basically, it's gonna be
like 50 Shades of Gray style
We have all the accessories.
Would you be down for the orgy later, or?
- I don't know. I'm with a friend.
- Guys can come too, but
they just can't be showing up
with, like, a three-incher, you know,
that's what I'm saying.
(laughs)
It's like when you get to the gym.
When you get to the
gym, you're just pumped.
You're ready to go.
I'm gonna walk in there,
like, just throw the condom on
as I walk through the door.
I'm ready. I'm pumped.
It could be like one of those
things you cross of your list.
Everyone has a bucket list, right?
Things that you have to do before you die.
Have an orgy, that's one of those.
I'm gonna cross mine off tonight.
I'm late for an orgy.
- Sorry about that.
- Literally, they've already
started having sex without me.
- That's too bad.
- I'm pretty sad.
- You would have thought
that they would've waited
for a guy like you.
- I'm very sad.
If you want to go it's at
the Paris. We need to hurry.
- Alright
- You down?
- Yeah, but I don't wanna
get run over, though.
- It's away from the cars.
I have a major debate.
It's either go to the gym with my friend,
go to the club, or go to an orgy.
- The gym?
- Yeah, it's healthy.
- So you'd pick gym over the other two?
'Cause I'm probably gonna, like,
Oh my god. Relax dude.
He might be leaving.
- He's late for an orgy too.
- I'm excited. This is my first one.
- Your first orgy?
- Yeah, my first orgy.
I'm so good at sex, so
I'm not worried at all.
- So you're totally confident?
- I'm confident
- Well, we're right there.
The orgy's gonna be right here.
There's gonna be an orgy
later with like 40 people.
Anybody down?
Like massive orgy.
Young isn't a thing, though.
When I'm 45, I'm going
to orgies. I don't care.
When I'm 60 I'm going to orgies.
I'm gonna walk in there with my cane
like "Hey, where the girls at?"
- So, the real party is this orgy
I'm going to at the towers later.
- Bro, orgy dude? Orgy?
- There's gonna be like 20
bitches, just a few guys,
so I don't know if you guys are down?
- Uh, yeah.
- See we're having this
thing called Sex Olympics.
There's gonna be games involved,
so the girls, however
many dicks they can suck,
and then for guys, how many girls
can they come, shortest amount of time,
and then we're gonna put money in a pot.
You win like $100.
I thought I'd be polite and I'd invite
you girls to an orgy
later at the Bellagio.
- An orgy?
I'm sorry, we don't do that.
- You should definitely
come through later.
19th floor. You can find the room.
Listen for girls screaming
and then you found it.
Jamie and Taylor are gonna be there.
- Who's that?
- He's kind of like, if
you're too aggressive,
he'll just kind of like smack
you around a little bit.
If you be nice, he'll treat you right.
Taylor is like a body builder, like 6'1"
- Just massive as fuck.
- Would you ladies be down
to have an orgy later?
- Ew no
- Definitely not? There's
gonna be free beer.
