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Welcome back to The Real, it's time for
another girl chat segment exclusively for
you, our amazing YouTube fans,
cuz girl, we're not done chatting yet.
>> We not.
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The country of Brazil is known for
it's hot hot sun, but
also its hot hot people.
>> That's because Brazil believes
every citizen has a,
quote, right to beauty.
In fact, Vice is reporting that each
year in Brazil nearly half a million
plastic surgery procedures are given
out to residents at a discounted rate.
Or even free.
>> Free?
>> Free, girl.
Brazil believes that beauty is
a necessary trait you need to get a job,
find love, and succeed in life.
>> Dang.
>> All right.
>> So ladies,
how do you feel about Brazil
giving out free plastic surgery?
>> I need to move to Brazil.
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>> With no ifs, ands, or buts.
>> Can they really do that?
That's crazy.
>> Well I think they have universal
healthcare there so
that's probably part of the process.
But I mean when you go to Brazil
there's some beautiful people,
everybody's beautiful.
>> The babies, the men, the old people,
the young people.
Now I know why they've all
been getting plastic surgery.
>> We need to move to Brazil
you guys.
>> Me neither.
>> That's why.
People get hello brazilian butt lifts.
>> And brazilian wax.
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>> Well because
thong bikinis and on the beaches
out there, they wear g strings and
brazilian cuts,
you don't want a bush coming out of that.
So they do that.
[LAUGH] But listen to this.
Brazilian butlers are legit
out there is super round,
it is actually take fat from other
parts of your body like your waistline,
and they put the fat in your butt.
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>> How is it safe?
>> We not no doctors on this table [LAUGH]
>> When I hear the word fat
>> Free, I don't know.
Sometimes if it looks, what does it say?
>> If it's too good to be true,
it probably isn't.
>> Yes.
>> That's, I don't
know.
>> Okay
>> So one time I was at Wi spa which
is spa here in Korea town.
>> Me too, right.
Until I turned around.
Mom and I were dropping our
chonies to get into the spa.
>> [LAUGH]
>> I turned around and I tried to look for
my mom cuz I was looking for her big
breasteses cuz she's got big kahunas.
And I turned around and
I look for her and.
>> All I saw was two Barbie boobs looking
back at me as was standing
there butt-naked and
I go Mom, what happened to your nipples.
>> Yeah.
>> I thought she was wearing a new bra.
Y'all, she did a free breast reduction and
they removed her nipples.
>> Ooh!
>> Are you
serious?
>> Yes.
>> No wait hold up.
I said I bit my nipple off.
I told you it grew back, there's
nothing wrong with it [LAUGH] My god.
>> Her nipples didn't grow back?
>> She did it for free and
I said mom I got so concerned.
Just like you did.
I was like mom where are your nipples?
She said I do it for
free they take it away.
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I was like wait don't you need them?
>> Good question.
Like what?
>> I just have
a legitimate question.
>> Yes.
>> Cuz I don't really know about
plastic surgery.
Why would someone want to remove
their nipples?
>> Girl
>> I don't think she wanted to.
>> No, she didn't want to
>> Free package.
>> I said, who did this to you?
She said, don't worry, he already in jail.
[LAUGH].
Nah.
>> This just happened a couple of months
ago.
>> I have another question.
What would somebody want to do with
nipples?
>> No.
She's not.
Is she hear today?
>> No, no, no.
I know.
Why?
So why we just take?
>> She wants to know where they took them,
Where are they know.
>> I'm saying Honey I'm okay.
I just wanna know what
they did with nipples?
Why does they want their mom's nipples?
>> I don't think this doctor was certified
or knew what he was doing right because
he took my momma's nipples out.
>> We identified nipples,
that is not okay.
>> No,
that is why we're gonna be
careful with this being free.
So I learned a lesson,
I sat an talk to my mom,
she was like she wanted to save money,
she actually had two breast reductions
because it comes back sometimes.
But she wanted to save money
the second time because she just
didn't want to spend the money and
she thought to herself that free is good.
And so today,
she's not tripping about it though.
She's like I'm happy,
I don't feel anything before.
Now I feel good.
>> Okay.
>> I'm like okay.
>> How does uncle
Ted feel about her not having nipples.
>> [CROSSTALK] Uncle Ted himself.
>> With that being said
>> Said, this is disclaimer.
We are not saying that
that happens in Brazil or
anytime you have breast reduction.
It's just something that
happens to Momma Mia,
all right?
>> Got
it.
>> [LAUGH]
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