- You dun' been on TV for years.
Yeah, that's true, but how's
it feel to be on television
and this all you do? (buzzer)
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(hip-hop music)
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
- Atlanta, turn up!
- [Crowd] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause even though I got on Daisy Dukes,
there ain't a son of bitch on that team
that can whip my ass.
I whip your ass, blackie.
I whoop your ass, and
your ass, and your ass.
- [Man] Get in the chair, brother!
(crowd shouts)
(beep)
- Whoop his ass, Chico.
Whoop his ass!
(crowd shouts)
(crowd laughs)
Whoop his ass!
(crowd cheers)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- Your topic is going down in the DM.
(crowd cheers)
- It started with a late night scroll.
- Oo!
- When by chance a glance a
young lady with no clothes.
(crowd laughs)
I took my luck.
I ain't give a (beep),
and I slid in them DMs.
Hey, boo, how you doin'?
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
(crowd jeers)
- Bruh, it's, you know,
like it's the rhyme.
It's the rhyme.
- He mad 'cause you look better than him.
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd cheers)
(crowd laughs)
- If I said you had an amazing body,
would you hold it against me?
(crowd jeers)
(buzzer)
Would you hold it against me?
- If that ain't older
than all of us in here.
- Are you, oh my god.
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- We have black squad, turn up!
- [Crowd] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause my man Asher
Roth gonna cut his hair
so I can make a weave for my girl!
- [Man] Oh!
(crickets chirp)
- Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
Do you know how much weaves cost now?
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- [Man] Get 'em, Jess!
- What's up, boo?
Look, I'm Jessica Lawrence,
and I'm from Baltimore.
We call it Body-more, but
look, I'm tryin' to take you
back home with me so I
can see that body more.
(crowd cheers)
(buzzer)
(crowd jeers)
- You know the real reason
they call it Body-more?
- [Man] Why you bein' racist?
- [Jessica] You don't know me?
- It's Body-more, Body-no.
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- [Man] Go go go then!
Do it do it do it do it do it!
- [Man] What's up what's up?
(man groans)
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
- [Man] What?
(crowd jeers)
- It was whack.
It was whack.
It wasn't creative.
Y'all gotta use your creative minds.
- DJ D-Wrek big ass head.
(crowd cheers)
- [Man] Oh, that's funny.
(dinging)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- This person should lose
their job immediately.
- We on the same team, same team!
Well, go ahead, I'll wait.
Go ahead go ahead.
(ringing)
- Who is DJ D-Wrek?
- Yeah.
(crowd cheers)
(buzzer)
I was gonna say the same
thing, bruh is terrible!
(buzzer)
DJ Double-A-R-P.
(buzzer)
DJ "My back!"
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
DJ "My knee!"
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
DJ "Ah!"
(buzzer)
(DJ D-Wrek laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Are you Harambe's enclosure?
'Cause I wanna drop a baby in you!
- Oh! Uh!
(buzzer)
What?
The babies drop with the gorilla!
(buzzer)
The baby with the gorilla?
- Out here, I get a buzz, what?
(buzzing)
(shouting)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd cheers)
- I didn't have the heart
to say this so I'ma let Siri
do it for me.
(crowd laughs)
Siri, talk to her.
- He's kicking you to the curb.
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
(crowd laughs)
Plus, your, hey.
Hey, D-Wrek, I hate you.
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- Oh, you see.
They all disrespectful.
Tryin' to have sex with you.
No, I'm not tryin' to do that at all.
Here, can you just gimme the top?
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
(crowd shouts)
- Why you hatin'?
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- Hey, hold up, hey, man.
Come here, come here,
take your hat off, hey.
(crowd laughs)
(dings)
Hey, hey, hey, me and Hitman like this.
Don't our heads look like a nut sack?
That's crazy, man!
(crowd laughs)
(dings)
Hey--
- Chico, y'all look like two breasts
that had a disagreement.
(crowd laughs)
- Hey, take your hat back off, Carlos.
Don't come up here with your hat on.
You gotta take it off.
Hey, Carlos, you look
like the Duke Blue Devil.
Look at you.
(buzzer)
Hey, D-Wrek take your hat off!
Take your hat off!
How about that?
Take your hat off!
(dinging)
Take your hat off!
Yo, take your hat off!
Oh, Lord, oh oh!
Oh oh my god!
Oh!
Hey, you look like a Klingon
warrior, look at that!
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- Hey, yo, Jim.
I know you got that (beep),
but now, we all about
that blue haze. (inhales)
(buzzer)
(dinging)
(crowd laughs)
- [Man] We don't believe
you meet other people.
- Shut up!
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd claps)
(crowd cheers)
(man clears throat)
- [Man] Go, boy!
- How you look so familiar?
I know I seen you before?
That's where I seen you before!
In my piggy bank 'cause you a dime.
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
- [Man] Oh, you a hater!
- Get out of here!
- When you put dimes 'cause coins in a--
- Bruh.
- Get your ass back over there.
- She really love me
'cause I got the dime joke.
I'm brewed up.
(buzzer)
Special announcement about the dime.
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer)
Because.
(cast laughs)
(crowd laughs)
You see this dime right here, right?
- [Man] Not again!
(crickets chirp)
- You're not even gonna let me fin--
(crickets chirp)
(crowd laughs)
(crowd claps)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Messages in Jesus' DM.
(ringing)
- Lord, please get me a hit song.
Call it--
(buzzer)
That's a hit!
- [Man] He did that.
- I did ask God.
I got a hit song.
(beeping)
- [Man] He was talkin' about himself.
- Hold up, I got a hit song.
Give me that beat.
(dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Let's move on, let's move on.
- How you gon' move on?
(beep) You need to tell
your hair piece to move on.
- That's what I'm sayin'.
- The (beep) you talkin' about.
- We was gon' (mumbles)
your ass (beep) you mean.
(ringing)
What is this is DJ D-Wrek, and
I've been bald for 13 years.
(crowd laughs)
(clapping)
If you could just have them
create something to give me
a hairline like a road manager.
(dings)
Oh no, my boy here fly.
(ringing)
- What is this is DJ D-Wrek again.
Lord, this hair piece is
tight than a mother (beep)!
(dings)
- Lord, this is D-Wrek again.
Could you please make
them make some man glue
that don't come off when
you get in the shower?
(dings)
(crowd laughs)
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- New car smell.
- New car, oo, oo, I hate new car smell.
You know why?
New car smell attracts gold diggin' sluts!
As soon as they get that scent,
they wanna be all in your pockets.
I like my car to smell like
the most ratchetest Hennessy
and chicken nuggets, double
cheeseburger-ass girl
I can find, you know what I'm sayin'?
(buzzer)
(crowd jeers)
- That's cool, Tim.
I know racism when I see it.
(crowd jeers)
It's cool.
It's real cool, it's fine.
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Y'all wanna see something beautiful?
- Yes.
(crowd awes)
(woman claps)
(buzzer)
(crowd shouts)
- I mean, it's true,
but it ain't, it ain't--
You smarter than that.
- So, a real compliment's not real?
- You smarter than that.
You smarter than that.
- Your mama's gonna mad
that you buzzed that.
- [DJ D-Wrek] She can be mad.
She been mad before.
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
- Y'all don't know where
he, when you touch him,
he make sound effects.
Bloop, bloop, pop! (laughs)
(buzzer)
I wasn't (beep) move!
(crowd shouts)
Oh, hold up.
Seem like you got some
nerve all of a sudden.
Every mother (beep) show, you
(beep) and all you gotta do
is press a button.
I don't see no songs.
Nick's song, Nick's song,
there go another Nick song.
Uh-oh, look like you
need to hop off a (beep)!
- Hey, you dun' been on TV for years.
Yeah, that's true, but how's
it feel to be on television
and this all you do?
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(dinging)
- Get up outta here.
- And old ass chains.
♪ Wild'N Out ♪
(hip-hop music)
- What's my word?
- Your word is trifecta.
- All right, okay, all right, all right.
Put some money in the school
so the kids'a try betta.
Nick used to do movies, Tribeca.
Three Grammys, that's trifecta.
Aw damn.
(crowd cheers)
(buzzer)
- [Nick] What you mean--
(crowd jeers)
(crowd cheers)
(dinging)
(crowd claps)
Wait, hold up.
DJ, hold on, man.
(turntable scratches)
Why you give him a buzz, D-Wrek?
- The rules is the punchline
has to be the word.
- Okay, so, you know what?
I don't think DJ D-Wrek knows
how hard this is up here.
I think we should make DJ D-Wrek
have to come play this game.
(crowd cheers)
- Bruh.
- Go over there.
(turntable scratches)
- Wait wait wait, why
does everybody have a pie?
- Get down in the front.
- [DJ D-Wrek] I don't understand
this part of the game.
- Get to the front!
- Y'all (beep) standin' real close.
- No, we got this.
We got this, bro.
- All right, you ready?
(turntable scratches)
(hip-hop beats)
Clap your hands, y'all.
Your word is--
- I ain't scared, let's go.
- Illustration!
(hip-hop beats)
- Illustration.
I'm on the stage, it's a celebration.
All y'all (beep) need, oh (beep)
(buzzer)
(crowd shouts)
(buzzing)
(crowd cheers)
- [Nick] That's Wild'N Out, y'all!
(dinging)
(hip-hop music)
♪ Hey hey hey ♪
