This is a basic chemistry quiz.
This one has a punishment in the end, right?
That's why you have called me again.
Whoever loses this quiz will get a punishment to eat 2X Spicy Korean Noodles.
So I have to finish a bowl of spicy noodles.
So, I will. You know what I mean.
The name of my chemistry teacher.
I don't remember my chemistry teacher. 
I don't remember any of my teacher's name.
My chemistry teachers name was Anita Sirdana.
She was a ma'am, but had "sir" in her name.
So talented. Wow.
I remember exactly what he looked like.
And this one thing he used to do was...
you know how you say "salt solution."
He used to say 'Shalt sholution'.
Which is harder to say. Can you believe it?
The best thing about chemistry is that you get to break test tubes.
And the fines were really high if you broke the lab equipments...
And we used to do it exactly for that because it was not a cheap school.
To top that off, if you accidently dropped a test tube they would charge really high amount fine.
Longest chemical formula that I still remember is.
C2F2S2....
FU.
You know what I am saying.
I don't know man.
Oh.
Solid, liquid and gas.
Solid, liquid and gas.
Liquid, solid and gas.
I'll go with liquid, solid and gas.
I appreciate this guys. 
I actually appreciate that at least you gave me one easy question.
So at least I will have one green mark.
It's P.O.P. Isn't it P.O.P?
No, it's not P.O.P. 
P.O.P is what we use on the wall.
I don't know this. These useless people.
This won't work.
I think it is.
What happened, dude?
Let me tell you something. I have never had a f**king plaster in my life.
I have never broken any of these bones.
I have broken my cheekbone.
And you don't put a plaster on a cheekbone. It's just...
fixes itself.
The plaster you put to fix a fracture is made of Plaster of Paris.
Man, Obviously not.
Plaster of Paris is used to make walls and s**t.
F**k.
Ya, I will say that.
Plaster of Paris.
I will give two answers. Gypsum and Plaster of Paris.
Let's go with the simpler one, Plaster of Paris.
Let's go with P.O.P.
I don't know.
Oh. It's Plaster of Paris for the arm too?
God damn bro.
I seriously want to know why do you call this Plaster of Paris?
If you put the plaster in Bhagalpur then why don't we call it 'Plaster of Bhagalpur?'
Why?
Maybe a chemical reaction that can make you blind, or some sh*t.
I don't know man. I am just going by the subliminal aspect.
You have to tell me what Sublimation means if you want me to explain it to you.
Subliminal thoughts.
Evaporation is liquid to gas.
Condensation is gas to...
Let's just go with that.
Oh man.
There are particulate matter in a liquid separating two things.
But it's particulate so it's settling it into the...
Oh no. Sublimation is another long a** process.
It's a reaction that's like Chernobyl. 
Like just destroy it.
I am just going to go with something like....
It's like an X-ray or some shit. You can't look at it
It's like a chemical reaction that you can't look at. I think.
Maybe, it'll like drive you blind.
Sublimation is the process in which any matter is changed from one state to another.
I guess, solid to liquid.
What should I say?
It some purification process of water. I guess.
Changing state from solid to liquid.
Oh dear lord. Where are you?
Oh shit. Noble gases.
Oh f**k man. 
S**t.
Why can't I remember the noble gases.
Oh s**t.
S**t.
I know this.
You just tell me and I will know it, dude.
Helium.
Helium and Argon.
Yeah, I will say Hydrogen.
Hydrogen.
Hydrogen and something. Right?
Something. I don't know man.
Neon and Argon.
I don't remember and I don't even want to guess.
I am feeling so bad today. 
I don't remember the noble gases.
This proves that the person who is the most noble is always forgotten.
There is no point being noble.
I am sorry noble gases.

You should know this. We were taught this in our childhood.
This was such an easy question. 
I didn't get it. I am upset.
Exothermic and Endothermic reaction.
Exothermic reaction.
One of them generates heat and one of them requires heat.
If you are mixing two chemical components and there is an explosion, I guess that's an Exothermic reaction.
Does "Exo" mean that it gives out heat?
Or needs outside heat?
That is the question.
The one that emanates heat is Exothermic.
No, the one that gives out heat.
Exothermic.
Man, is it Exothermic or Endothermic?
Yea, so it creates like...
Explosion, heat or fire.
Must be this.
Exothermic reaction is the reaction that releases heat.
And it's the reaction that creates hotness.
The reaction where heat is released is Exothermic reaction.
Exothermic reaction is the reaction that needs external heat.
The best example of Exothermic reaction is..
What? The f**k. 
What did you ask?
Subatomich. Subatomic particle has a positive charge.
I don't know man.
Electron is negative.
Neutron is neutral.
So my answer is Proton.
Electron, Neutron, Proton. Electron is negative.
Proton.
Proton, Neutron, Electron.
Let's go with Proton.
Subatomic particles has molecules.
No, molecules are subatomic particles.
In water.
I don't know.
I don't know. I have no idea, dude.
If they would have asked these questions in class 12th then no one would have failed.
Everyone would have studied science.

H2 CO2.
H20. PX. 
No, it can't be PX.
Peroxide. Yeah, H2 PO2.
To pee or to not to pee.

Hydrogen is H. Oxide is with oxygen O.
Peroxide is what?
What is Peroxide?
Give a hint.
At least tell the number of molecules in oxygen.
Oh yeah. It is H2 O2. 
Hydrogen is H2.
Hydrogen peroxide is..
H2 O2.
So, HO4. I guess.
The formula of hydrogen peroxide is H2 O2.
H2 O2.
I know this because of a joke.
Two chemists walk into a bar. On asked for H2 and the other one asked for H2O too.
The other one died because it was hydrogen peroxide.
I would like to thank my mother, my neighbour Bholu bhaiya who taught me...
And my master who threatened to throw me out of the window.
So apparently this time we are eating...
The loser gets to eat super spicy noodles.
I have already had the noodles with Akshay.
But apparently the last time noodles were made the wrong way.
And it wasn't as spicy as it was supposed to be. It was still spicy as heck.
I hope the noodles are really spicy.
Ya, please put some extra spice on top.
It is okay.
Is it spicy?
It is painful.
Ya, we can see that.
This is some serious torture.
You sadist.
How can you put people through this madness?
Tomorrow there will be an Exothermic reaction in the toilet.
#Joke over.
Chemistry has never done me any favours.
Whenever I eat spicy food, I start sweating from here.
You guys don't even sweat.
- My eyes are watering. I can't see.
- I sweat here.
So blurry.
- This time he has made it like crazy and if Akshay was here he would have..
- Died.
Ya, he would have turned into vapour or a chemical reaction.
Next time the loser gets a punishment and winner gets an award.
Fuck. I will be a loser again.
You have to finish it.
I can't do this. Can't eat this anymore.
- Give it to Josh. 
- Josh you finish.
- Are you mad?
- Enjoy dude.
Finish it.
- Okay then Josh. 
- Okay man.
Thank you guys.
Josh will sit in the toilet for the same amount of time.
Double.
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I got some noodles to finish.
Oh man.
I need a fork.
