I still have won zero arguments with my wife
because she has an
alternative strategy...
it's called memory.
Now either she has got
good memory or she is good at
convincing me she has good memory.
I don't know. I can't remember.
Like when my friend ever ask me,
"Abish, what's your favourite cuisine?"
My wife will jump and say
"Oh! He? He loves Chinese."
"I love Chinese?"
"Yeah dummy! You said you love Chinese."
Okay
"When did I say I love Chinese?"
"That day. Two weeks ago, we
went for a dinner with Angela and Oscar,
you said you love Chinese."
"Who is Angela and who is Oscar?
I...don't...Am I missing
something in this?"
"Yeah. You said you love Chinese.
You said you love Chinese."
"I guess I love Chinese then."
"So baby, what are you going to eat?"
"I love Chinese!"
"It's always what you want."
What a genius!
What a genius!
And that's why when you
are fighting with somebody.
Be very careful of what you say to them.
Because you don't know,
at what time,
what you said on the 15th of January
2017. 4:52pm.
Will come and hit you at any time,
any galaxy,
any universe, parallel dimension C-147
I don't care! It will come
and slap you back right on the face.
That's why when I am
fighting with my wife nowadays
On the outside I am like "Babe,
I have never..."
"Listen, I have never..."
"I am sorry."
But that's just on the outside.
On the inside,
I am holding back a gang fight
of words trying to leave my mouth...
I am like "No. Everybody stay back.
Everybody. Nobody leave.
Nobody. Dude. I told you not to.
No, no. Guys, Doesn't matter. Stay back.'
Let me at her.
No!!! Stay fucking back. Everybody.
Ego, where the fuck
do you think your going?
Just stay back. Want to
get a divorce or what? Stay back.
Oh! Hello Mr Logic,
you think you will go solve something.
Stay the fuck back.
None of you can help me.
Where the fuck is Mr Sorry.
Has anyone seen Mr Sorry?"
Mr Sorry is like a war veteran.
He has gone out to the
battlefield way too many times.
He has got PTSD, he is shell shocked.
He is sitting on a wheelchair going...
"Im sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Im sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
You gotta approach him
and go, "Hey Mr Sorry, listen...
I am so sorry about this. It's just that
for the boys and I, you mind
going one more time? One last time.
I know we will get peace
for just 10 seconds. That's all we need.
Please do you mind going.
Please, please, please.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did you forget what she said
to us the last time?
She said do you even
know what you are sorry for?
So many things.
I am sorry!!!
