Hey, I didn't do this professionally probably since like its 3 in the morning but enjoy ;)
Miles Edgeworth, I'd better not show any signs of weakness today or be will be on me in an instant. Ugh... Yes, please~
Mr. Edgeworth, please. Give the court your opening statement. I've got plenty of Deviantart fan art
Thank You, yo, I'm sure there's a ton of it
Tsk tsk Oh my poor sweet dumb fucking Phoenix Wright (laughter) he is such an asshole.
Prosecutor Edgeworth I
Received a call from the chief prosecutor's office yesterday
isn't that you I-
Was told that whatever Mr. White says today, it will be the absolute
truth
No matter how you try to attack his testimony or his testicles if I raise an objection?
I have it on good faith that the judge will listen to me. Oh shit...
What does white have the judge in his pocket - what what comma does white have the judge in his pocket - okay
What does white have in his pocket?
so
You're saying I'm gonna be guilty end of story. Well, not you. Yeah. Yeah, you're fine.
Will do anything to get my verdict, Mr.Wright
anything...
Including being guilty of murder... I'lL sUcK yOuR dIcK! I'lL sUcK yOuR dIcK
if you proclaim this man guilty I'll suck your dick (insert more laughter here)
The prosecution rests (MORE LAUGHTER)
He's not he's not such a bad guy
Yeah, like he's not great. He's clearly like a
Self-serving pompous douche but like he's he's on the side of justice. I think yeah
Aaaaah! N-nick! Edgeworth~
What I'm very intimidating from the frogs doncha think? costumes burned or yeah
Cuz the costume was the he what he was murdered in. So it's all messed up. I'm not good at small talk
Huh? What?
That was too bad Edgeworth you don't waste any time gloating. no...I really want to thank you
Vasquez would have gotten away if you hadn't stepped in
Pleased to meet you. I'm Powers. (idk what that is ngl) You're dead to me. Ah er...
Edgeworth... I'm a big fan of your work... Mr. Powers LIAR
Wright. I must say, I hadn't expected to meet you again after all these years
Meet "again" ???
However in retrospect it would have been better had we not met
Thanks to you I'm saddled with unnecessary
Feelings... Oh my god for another man (smol giggle)
named Phoenix...
Unnecessary feelings. Yes, unease and uncertainty. This was like
scientifically formulated to be like
Gay fanfiction. Ahoy. He thinks so? Oh my god. Yes, come on
Unnecessary feelings since I've met you
Yeah, you're really right kind of necessary. They only serve to get in my way
oops, who left this yaoi paddle here?
You listen to me Phoenix, Wright and you listen good you sexy... sexy man
Don't ever show your face in front of me again, or I'll be forced to cum on it. Yeah  (Wheezeeeeeee)
You better be turned around the next time I see you. That's what I came here to tell you. I
Have to return to my home planet (POSSH)
Mr. Wright was that guy your friend?
Boyfriend actually, yeah in a sense
What? friends is their rivals! rivals! right, Nick?
For now, we are I guess but soon we'll be together
We will tell you when you're older Maya jeez
Alright Fine! We kiss, we make out we-
Turnabout Goodbyes look at Edgeworth dealing with his fucking homosexuality
Is that feelings surfacing??? (probs)
My god, it's the best. All right, I
Guess next time on game grumps. Yes, sir. We will see you all soon. Goodbye Oh
Turnabout Goodbye our final adventure
Mmm-hmm Dammit
Can't stop thinking about Phoenix Wright and the spear Phoenix the spear
That heavy heavy spear that no woman could possibly lift he's like punching his head
Like what could be the symbolism?
Just makes no sense!! Goodbye~
In this time I wanna mention how my back hurts and I am sitting here on break doing this instead of school work
ngh...Ah! Ah!
oh my shoulder... No way!
What?? Edgeworth whoa after I just said he's a cool, dude...
No, no way oh I'm stunned
Do you have a feeling that your gay lover is gonna be guilty of murder?
So you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney then laugh.. laugh okay
Why aren't you laughing?
Nick should we laugh? (no pls no laughing at edgy boi)
Nah it's a trick laugh and He'll get mad or burst into tears
Go ahead cry, I wanna see you cry Edgeworth we don't have so much free time
We could spend it coming down here to laugh at you
Jeez, that was really stupid Wow. Yes, you do
Actually, he's right (m00d ngl)
I hope you wouldn't come I didn't want you to see me who don't want you to see me this way
Yeah, I hoped you wouldn't come unlike
all other nights
Not like this I didn't want to see you like this either believe me. Oh my god
Clothed that is.
yeah.. this is so gay and I absolutely love it. Edgeworth tell me what happened
why should I what are you going to do about it with that big honking dick of yours
big swinging meat sausage
Help me you..? don't be ridiculous. Um, there's only one way to
Help me and that's with that jackhammer sausage of yours. You're a novice. You've only been in three trials
Sure you got lucky and won all three
But your Luck's bound to run out someday
you will need real skill Wright experience a
Mouth it goes on for days. I can help you. He's insulting you! Nick!
Why am I always the one who had to get angry because I'm a husk get her out of here
She's standing in the way of looking into those luscious eyes
After all the help... Mr. Edgeworth has been to us  He even gave me his Yaoi paddle
Hard to imagine that no one's standing up to take his side
They probably can't stand because they've been savaged by that Yaoi paddle so bad
If only I could be in that detention centre to glomp him (I am sorry WHAT)
Your attorney's badge? Edgeworth let me defend you (Sounds like a marriage proposal ngl)
Haha good one right but I'm not that hard up not yet. He will be
What do you mean by that???
me
trust only wet
I'm wet-behind-the-ears
Lawyer with only three trials under his belt never I want more than that under someone's belt
Yes, it better be wetter
My case is near hopeless, right?
Every defense attorney. I've talked to us. Turn me down
What all that's left is you in your wet wet under belt
Simply put they were afraid they'd lose
It occurred to me that I might be it might be my fault that they lack confidence
After all, I did get every single one of their clients declared guilty. I don't believe it
Regardless, I don't want you involved in this
You in particular? I cannot ask to do this
but
Not when you're walking around with a hogs of tastes that good
Mean look at that long. You've got swing in between
Edgeworth this is really hard for me to ask how hard is it???
Be honest, but you didn't do it right, right
As sure as your penis is the shape of the baby's arm holding an apple think what you will I have only one request
Stay out of this case and get into my car, but Nick is trying to HeLp YoU
Look just go away and leave me alone. I need to be alone with my pictures of Phoenix
You should have heard him talking about you after that trial. He kept saying Wright is beautiful. God. Look at that, man
Kept saying Wright over and over he screamed it from behind the clothes in a locked closet door
Any last things you want to ask me before I head back
well, I
was that Edgeworth into
Like what does he like to do? Stand by Mr.Edgeworth.. STAND BY MR.EDGEWORTH
He needs help and you're the ones to help him, I'm sure he's got some reason why he won't talk to us. Yeah
You're the ones to help him a small
medium of a dead sister and and his clearly
clearly gay lover
You're the best
How come you trust Edgeworth so much?
Well, I think that was obvious. We're fuckin hehe
we got a strong you too?
What?
Wait a second. He's been two-timing us this whole time
I'm not doing this to prove I'm tough all because I look tough or because I'm super tough
Because I want to go down and look down on you. And now I know how
how up to the job you are.
Just wanted to keep you away from DL - 6
So do you still think it would have been better for me to stay away?
I Don't know
But I see no point in hiding anything from you now very well. I will remove my clothes
Ask whatever you like and I will answer to the best of my abilities Oh which 9 times out of 10
will result in me removing my pants and then my Pantalones (BRUH HOW DO I SPELL THAT) is and then my garter belt and then my
Underwear, and then my stock ring
The ring that goes around and round my schnoz I'd be hard it'd be hard
It would be hard to live a normal life after being a murder suspect in such a big case
We've got a pretty big case yourself Wright Oh, whatever you naughty bitch means
Love when you talk like that to me
right
Yeah
This might be our chance.. our chance?
Von Karma has only run ever run. Perfect. Try Oh about the trial
Got my hopes up for a second. Yeah
Don't look so pained. And then it looks like you're probably going to get off the hook
You can try to smiles a little relax. I mean, it looks like you're probably gonna get off
the hook
I'm sorry..
But I fear it's not over for me yet. What? What do you mean?
Wright. There's something that's been troubling me for a long time now
Finally, this is it and I don't know whether or not to tell you. Oh my god
Edgeworth?
Yes? no this soon at the time. Oh, please I want to tell you to get it off my chest
But yes
Go ahead
I can't make up my mind AGHHHHHHHHHHH
What is this about Edgeworth
It's a nightmare i've had where we're not together
Edgeworth committed murder bro. What the hey
Alright
Geez, does that make him hotter? What what?
Is a bad boy, you know
That's a very that's a very bad boy. That's as bad. As boys can be it's a bad boy.
Okay, Nick out of it I'm gonna hear the story today and that's final okay. Okay. It's kind of a long story
So hang in there
It was the very end of third grade. I was on trial a class trial
C--class trial. Yes... A  c-class trial
You remember Larry spring end of third grade?
Kid in our class got his lunch money stolen
Anyway, the envelope had been stolen during PE class. I was coming down with a cold so I'd skipped PE that day
I was the only one not in class
Yeah, the kids in class said I should be put on trial..trial??
So the next day we held the classroom trial with me as the defendant
Yeah, I mean my god
Guilty he did it! Give the Money back!
No, I play with him just made you did it. You can't hide the truth!
Or in the library committee, give me back my 50 Cent's dude cancel culture even back then PFT
Phoenix, you know. You shouldn't steal people's money. It's not right in the end. Even the teacher. Thought I'd done it
Go over and apologize
Phoenix
And I was all like boohoo, I didn't know what was happening I was so sad I couldn't stop crying
Everyone was staring at me. Like I'd done it. I tried to apologize. I went to the to where the boy whose money
stolen was sitting
That's what it happened
He should have oh he shouldn't have to apologize!
The only thing that belongs in a trial is evidence anything else has no place. You should all be ashamed
amateurs
M-Miles
awh, I'm a little lawyer it was you it wasn't you who stole my money was it
And you shouldn't apologize everyone's been shouting you did it but no one has any proof
That is why our honor this boy is always innocent
After that, the three of us were the best of friends
Wow, I had no idea you were capable of telling such a boring story
Yeah, I know you'd I'd either I mean I forgot anyway Edgeworth and I talked after the club that class trial
That's when I heard his father was a defense attorney. I remember his eyes would shine when he talked about his father
It was several years later when I heard at Edgeworth's name again, there was an article about him in the newspaper
The headline was something like dark suspicions of a demon attorney. Oh, man
Fabricating evidence manipulating testimonies covering up facts
The article said he'd do anything to get a guilty verdict anything but why?
What happened? I mean, that's not the edgy. I used to know at all. That's what I thought too
I tried to get in touch with him. I don't know how many times one
Is it kind of a half I thought about it put in my calendar he never replied I
Couldn't just drop it though. I wanted to meet him to learn why he had become who'd become. That's when I decided
That's why I became a defense attorney to meet Edgeworth
Oh my god, if I was a defense attorney, I knew he'd have to meet me whether he wanted to or not
They're so in love in court or in bed and when I saw his eyes
Everything fortune cookie fortune with in court
That's worth believed in me and I believe in him
He's in pain This is absurd. I'm the only one who knows the real Edgeworth. I'm the only one who can help him
I'm the only one who loves him
Yeah, I mean this is this is something you would only do with someone you're trying to marry
Yeah, you do you haven't changed a bit. Have you Wright? so simple so subtle to a fault even
Well, maybe yeah, but I think you changed too much Edgeworth
Perhaps I mean you're not in my arms
That's a big change. Are you always asking stupid questions, Wright?
Yeah?
There's something that's been troubling me these last few days Yes, finally, I
Didn't know whether or not I should tell you. Oh my god, here it comes you mean the nightmare
That you've been having
What kind of dream I'm on my knees surrounded by six dicks HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's it's a dream about my father's killing in the dark... don't worry it gets better
He'll press the point until the Court finds Miles Edgeworth guilty he will Oh No, yeah not my lover man..
Maya don't help
Mmm six dicks that I do not know. I did not remember that dream that he told me one. That's too many dicks
Gregory edge was dealt a blow to his perfect trial record. Not the kind to blow you deal six dicks mind you
Present give me a present
Everyone must be out looking for the old guy. In fact exactly six men seem to be wait a second!
No, I mean, who's that
It's what a wild since I've had a defense attorney last this long
But just like those six dicks in there. I finished him off eventually. Oh, I finished them good
So you will lose in the end. That's where that's where Edgeworth gets it from..
Maybe you should go outside and discharge. Yeah, let that let the men touch each other
No
Edgeworth oh my lover
Your Honor I object your judgment
What do you mean?
Yeah, what do you mean? I'm not innocent at all
Not since the day, I became a man in front of those six dicks
As you've heard yeah any yogi killed Robert Hammond in revenge?
(me subtitling this video)
Oh, what do I do? I
I Don't know I'd leave it to edge wear it I kind of think he knows what's going on. Let him do his thing
No, sure Edgeworth thought about this one long and hard and
Then two through six came along
justice, also long as
It's the truth. I deserve to be punished
What six?
nasty floppy dicks
Murder is murder. No matter what the circumstances
Huh, oh I couldn't contain the boner anymore. I just had to let it out
Yeah
No, I was saying nice right? It's over. I'm not sure how I say this I
Know I know try. Thank you. And what what in the butt?
I see..
Thank you, Wright, you're welcome...
SHUT THE FUCK UP MAYA
Sorry, I'm not good at this sort of thing
You've got a lot to learn Edgeworth if you want to graduate to seven dicks, she's got you
I guess that's it
OMG, I MADE IT BOYS it's 4:43 AM I MADE IT! THANKS FOR WATCHING - Love Tarnisq <3
