>> WELCOME TO CBS SPORTS.
I'M LARRY BOBERRY.
>> AND I'M GARY NANAFANAFOFERRY.
>> WELL, GRANDMA'S GOT A MOUSE
CORNERED, AND THE CAT'S MAKING
OATMEAL.
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL MARCH
MADNESS IS UNDER WAY.
IN THE NORTH, WE HAVE ELIZABETH
WARREN, THE FORMER OKIE FIGHTING
FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BROKEY,
VERSUS BERNIE SANDERS, THE 1%
CRUSHER AND INFREQUENT HAIR
BRUSHER
WHO DO YOU LIKE?
>> WARREN IS A STUDENT OF THE
GAME, AND FROM WHAT I
UNDERSTAND, SHE HAS ONE HECK OF
A TOMAHAWK DUNK, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
>> I DO NOT.
>> IN THE WEST, WE HAVE FORMER
COLORADO GOVERNOR JOHN
HICKENLOOPER VERSUS A
BUCKET OF VOWELS.
>> ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY IS
RUNNING, WHICH IS WHY I'M
ANNOUNCING MY CANDIDACY FOR
PRESIDENT.
>> ME, TOO!
>> CAN'T WAIT TO GUT YOU LIKE A
FISH DURING THE DEBATE.
>> AND I APPROVE OF THIS
MESSAGE.
YOU SUCK!
>> HA-HA, THAT I DO!
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT."
