Pokemon Sword and Shield comes out
tomorrow,
which means it's time to figure out your next favorite Pokemon.
Done. It's Wooloo.
Yeah, the starters are great, and Yamper's pretty cute,
and I don't even know what this thing is,
but it doesn't matter cause they're not Wooloo.
Take a Wooloo, Dynamax it, bounce off of it, fly through the atmosphere,
flip off Deoxys, and land safely on a Mareep.
But this isn't about Mareep.
This is about Wooloo. I freaking love Wooloo.
I'm gonna catch a billion of them, name them all UwUloo,
and dump half of them in the Wonder Trade so that I could spread the
fluffy joy.
The other half I'm gonna gather into a pile and dive into like I'm Scrooge McDuck.
Because Wooloo is adorable! Tell me I'm wrong. Look into its face and tell me I'm wrong.
It doesn't matter who's in the National Dex,
it doesn't matter how many Charizards they shove down my throat,
because they already released the best Pokemon in Sword and Shield, and it's Wooloo.
Spoiler warning! Please stop the video now.
Okay, so there might be a few other good ones, but still, Wooloo's great.
