*Whapoooosh!*
Top of the morning to you laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to Assassin's Creed Origins!
I have been playing this game to DEATH  (!) Since it came out.
I didn't think I was gonna like it at all,
They showed it off at E3 -I rolled my eyes at it cause I thought: Uh God, another Assassin's creed? Reeally?
And then I saw some of the footage of it, and I thought  looked reaaally bad,
And then I- And then I decided to give it a shot anyway,
Just to see if they actually learned anything,
Cause they were doing Assassin's creed EVERY SINGLE year,
And then they took a year off,
And then they did this one.
So I was like: Ok, Maybe some stuff are different, they keep saying that stuff is different
I FUCKIN' LOVE IT!!
I've been OBSESSED with it!
I've played it for like........
I think I've played it for twelve hours at this point.
May- Just over ten hours, anyway.
At LEAST.
Ummm
It's just so good!
As you can see,
Standin' on top of my "Very own pyramid here.
Yes,
These are the pyramids of Giza,  I am actually IN Giza right now, well-
I don't know if that's how you pronounce it IN the Egyptian language.
Umm
But It's just SO MUCH FUN!
Ther's SO much to Explore in this game!
And They completely changed - wait- hold on-
*The call of the wild Jack/ Sean*
Let's go skatin'.
I'll tell you a little story as we're going down the side of the- of- of this here pyramid.
Uh- WEEEEEEEE- HEHEEEEE
Uh, so they completely changed some of the mechanics in this game,
It's- It's kinda like an RPG now.
It reminds me a lot of 'Farcry'
Actually.
It's kinda Farcry, meets the Witcher 3
in a Way......
It feels very different from other Assassin's Creed games and very similar at the same time.
A lot of the stuff they've changed
The free running now is all completely simplified
You just hold forward and you run (sounds easy enough)
Consistently now you don't have to hold like right trigger to... sprint
And then you just hold A to climb up stuff
If- if anything actually you just press A
To start climbing, and then you hold forward just to go up all the buildings and everything
It's really fun!
I like it a lot, and the combats all different
You can see in the top right now I have a level
You gain levels, and then you go in here, and you can go into your abilities, and you get all these different abilities that you can unlock
Again, very very Far Cry
You can upgrade some of your materials
You can upgrade like your arm, your hidden blade
You can upgrade your armor,
Just, your packs, the stuff that you can carry
There's a lot of different stuff
It's very very fun
I'm not really selling it right now so we're gonna go off and do a mission
I don't really know what I'm doing
Umm, but yeah, I've played a lot of the game so far
And I
I haven't liked an Assassin's Creed since
2
Assassin's Creed 2 I absolutely loved
It was one of the best games ever when it came out
And then
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood came out
It was kinda the same, it was a little better in some instances
I didn't really like it all that much
Ummm
Find Merkes the Scholar
Ok-
I think we can do that.
It's aaalllllll the way over there though
Umm.
And then, I liked Assassin's Creed: Black Flag,
But only for the ship parts....
And then after I got bored of that. For a few hours, it was just Assassin's Creed...
I didn't really like that all that much,
Takin my little horse.
Hey!  What's up S- Freckles?
I call my horse Freckles cause it's all um... Spotted!
And it's very cute.
And normally I would just fast travel to this place, but I want to show off some of the map.
It's super pretty!!!
And when you're out during the day- In the desert-  And it's really warm, you could see, like, the warmth effect going on-
but then you start seeing mirage's
I was flying along on my horse at one point, and all of a sudden, a fish fell out of the sky and landed in front of me.
And i went over to inspect it
And it just disappeared
And then a claw went through the air
And then a meteor i saw fly through the sky
I don't know if that was real or not
Because then i started to go into a sandstorm
Which was very real, so
Lots of really weird shit, but
I don't know man
I'm just having a really good time playing this game
I love the architecture in this game though
Everything is super pretty
'Cause it's all covered in like hieroglyphics
And painted images
I mean, this stuff is all the exact same, so tha- that's very Assasin's Creed
Oh, oh, sorry Freckles! Sorry, oh, eaasy boy
Eaasy does it
But they finally got stealth right in the games
Which i feel like has always been lacking in the Assasin's Creed
Like Assasin's Creed 2
The idea of stealth was just not - like - you would just turn your back
Or turn the enemy's back to ye
And then walk towards them
Where as now, you actually have a crouch and you can sneak around and different things like that
Which i really like
I'm not usually a fan of desert settings, but look at this shit!
It's gorgeous, what saw me?
Oooow
Oh shit, i have no arrows
That's bad
I wou- I would- I would desperately like some arrows
Because i have 2 bows
One of my bows, is a super sneaky stealthy bow
You can fire at guys from miles away, it's like a sniper rifle
And then the other one, fires 5 arrows at once
And then, that makes people bleed
And then they die really quick, it's very fun
So i have to protect this guy, okay
IMMA COMING BUDDY
THE CAVALRY IS ON IT'S WAY
Literally, i'm on a horse
Oooh, it'd be so cool if i could jump out over this
And stab him
I mean, i kinda did
He-Heeey!
I did it, fella
What's going on? What do you want?
He just! *Dabs* hahahah!
Oh, this is an aspect of the game as well
I've got a bird called Senu
Is this it? Yeah, i had a feeling
I have a bird called Senu, that's actually always in the sky
Like that eagle, is always in the air with you
Which i find very impressive
And then i can use the eagle, to try and scan the area, and sometimes it kinda feels like cheating
But i mean, game's pretty big, and i wanna stealth like a ninja, soo..
I need Senu to help me
Don't mind me, just gonna climb this pyramid real quick
You- You- You guys- You guys mind if i climb a pyramid real quick?
No? It's pretty cool, right?
Let's go inside a pyramid
Haven't been in a pyramid
Sneaky faroes with their hidden tomb doors
I love this kind of plundering that i am doing.
Like actually sneaking in, I feel like Indiana Jones or...
Light it on fire, there we go
Actually yeah i feel exactly like Indiana Jones.
We're.. We're doing a puzzle apparently. I've put down a counterweight to keep this thing down
And then can I do this?
Are you the artifact?
Ok, Ok, I get it it. I was supposed to put the weights on that thing.
Got it.
G.. Guys...
Guys don't worry, I've got it now and i have to go put these badboys on this duder.
Need more of these heavy boys.
Hup!
I don't know how my guy jumps with these.
My guy is made out of pure fuel.  Hup.
Oh, that's not going to work.
Um pa du da da dum pa dop.
C'mon put down.
No!
Wait.
The artifact was this??
So?
Oh, Oh so all this time I was...
I thought that was just like a little bonus thing.
All this time i was in here trying to figure out a fucking puzzle, by putting shit on top of shit.
I wanna go kill dudes.
What is up sir?
Good to see you, I am a snake in the rushes.
Just hold on a sec sir
If i can just get out of this
There we go, aaand
Assasinate!
Haha, yes!
Okay. One down, billion to go
Well, you know what?
Ah shit, i don't have any arrows still
Hahaa
Stab him! And leave him..
Nooo, no no no no no no
People will see him there
I guess i can just put you over here, hide you in the rushes
There we go
Alrighty, alrighty
Are you on your own?
If you're on your own, i can kill you real nice
At least i think i can
Heeree we go!
Hihihiii
I don't know how to deal with these guys
'Cause you can't double kill
You can't double assasinate
So hold on, hold on
Me has idea
Sleep darts
Hey now, hey now
*Jack starts singing*
Hey noow
*Singing* Just stab a neck between us
Hihihihihiiii
They're dead now
Because of me!
I did that
I'm a powerful warrior
Okay, you're on your own and you're gonna be a big bad
'Cause
Normal- Normally
Anything like level 21 or there about
I can just headshot, and they'll die
But this guy
No bueno
Okay okay, super arrows! Watch this!
5 arrows!
That's why they call me 5 arrow Jack!
And now he's bleeding, gradually, slowly
Hahahaa
Die bitch!
It's like magic
Hihihihiii
Makes you feel so badass
You jus- You just walk in to a region
Take it all out all sneaky like
And then you're the one who king!
Did you drop anything? You did
Hey i'm gonna go back to speak to Mercedes
Umm..
And then get all my EXP
I haven't been listening to any of the story in this game
Anything that's been happening in it, i just keep skipping
'Cause i'm like: I wanna play! I don't care about your fucking dead son
He has- He has a dead son
Oh, Mr. Horse, Mr. Horse
What are you doing?
This isn't Skyrim
You can't do that sir, it's illegal!
Levitating horse!
The anti grav-horses of the future
So glad i have you Freckles
You're a good horse.
So I wanna do one of my favorite things in this game is- My god, look at this! Look how pretty!
Ah, it's so gorgeous to look at!
I like the little dust and sand and everything that kicks up every now and then.
What MY favorite thing to do in this game is to take over bases.
'Cuz the- 'cuz these are like the little playgrounds that you get to get into.
And you can use Senu(?), your little bird friend,
Who's always following you. Wait, where is he?
Should be arou- Yeah, there he is. So that bird's always above you in the game.
And if I change to him, I'm actually in that version of the-the character.
Which I think is really neat. Normally, the characters kinda just spawn in whenever you need them
But this guy has li- He's always around.
I really like that. So, I want to take over this base,
But I gotta scan for bad guys first. So that's when Senu comes in. Senu's my little bird friend.
Can we find treasure? There's treasure here somewhere. AHA!
It's treasure, all right!
Um... There's fucking guys everywhere.
Oh- More treasure!
There's a bad guy, there's a bad guy. So-
:O
Oh, you guys are sparring. I thought you guys were killing each other! Jesus!
So to take over a base, I have to do a few things.
Have to kill a captain, kill a commander, and loot 2 treasures.
2 treasures are highlighted, and the 2 dudes are highlighted. Okay.
It's time to go to work and have some fucking fun! Fuck.
You weren't supposed to see me.
PABOOM
Now bleed for me! Bleed for Jack! Bleed for me, boy!
Alright, are you bleeding? You're not bleeding. Okay.
I just kick the shit out of you that way then. Okay, off to a bad start.
I normally just like to take out everybody stealthily.
Sometimes that doesn't always go to plan though. Sometimes you gotta have a backup.
Sometimes you gotta action-man plan.
Okay, okay. Sneaky, sneaky. Ah, assassinaty.
Heehehehee!
That- that shit is very old school Assassins Creed. Like, ever since the first game, that stuff has been in it.
I love it!
Makes you feel like a predator. Makes you feel all powerful.
The sun is shining in my face. It's a little bright, guys! Can someone turn down the sun?
ohh, don't spot me. Don't spot me, don't spot me, don't spot me. Don't spot me. Don't spot me!
Don't spot me! DIE for me!
Oh, God! That's just insult to injury!
You clothes-linin' them(?).
De de-de De de-de De de. Sneaking. De-de-de-de De de-de De de-de Killing.
KYOP!
hehehe!
Wait, wait. SHhhh. Shhhhhh. Go to sleep, and goodnight.
Don't jump on me, lay in the grasses.
Hehehe!
Alright so, after I get this treasure, I only have to kill the two dudes.
Hey! *whistling*
Ha! He heard that one! You just gotta whistle louder when they don't hear ya!
What you doin', buddy boy? What are you doing? You wanna DIE?
Yeahh!
When you start off the game, you can't actually assassinate those guys. You have to usually get into a fight, 'cuz you're not strong enough.
My guy is Mega strong.
K, Fortiva Quente(?) over here. I'm just gonna...
Ohh! Very nice!
Wait, could I... How much damage do I do to you? Aw, I can almost kill you with it.
K, he's the last enemy. AHH! FUCK, OW, MY ANKLE!
Geee, oww... Ooh, I just had that ankle installed...
Well, that's one way to BREAK it in! Can I actually assassinate you?
YES!
Haha! Normally you can only do sneak attacks against them. Woah, I got a- I got a cool bow.
Is that a level up?
YEAH, baby!
okay, I got- I got a level up, so I have 2 ability points. What can I get? There's a lot of stuff that I don't want.
I don't really care about.
I can do an overpowered attack and get some exp, or hijack someone's horse, and jump through the air, and stab,
Which SOUNDS cool, but it's basically useless to me.
Umm... Ooh, I could get an enhanced predator bow.
:O Yeah, this is the one I wanted! I wanted this ages ago!
So now, I wonder if I could just do it basically
No, um... Oh, I have to hold it.
Hahahaha!
So now, I can actually control my arrows!
Go away you fucking vulture!
Oh. No! I'm not gonna give you- I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of hitting you with an arrow!
I'm just gonna stab the shit out of you on MY turf!
Shouldn't 'a come here! I don't just have depression, I have Qattara depression.
I have to find a place that has- all these red things are where you can like...
Where are they?
I'm goin around here. All these red icons are the things- Where are they? Oh, there they are.
Are the things you can do, but I have like all of them done.
I TOLD you they were my favorite thing!
Okay, I wanna see what's in the Qattara Depression.
I wanna see just how depressed Qattara is.
Uh oh. Sandstorm
It's over in the depression.
Course it is. My god, this is cool!
This is like a whole country in a game.
So fun to just explore.
How- how wild y'all feeling right now? Y'all- y'all feeling good? 'Cuz I'm going straight through a fucking sandstorm, baby.
I hope you guys are all ready for- Ah, everything's all red and pretty.
I don't fear you! I'm in the Qattara Depression!
Nothing you do to me can overcome my Qattara Depression!
Ew, everything's all piss-colored.
It's gross! I don't like it!
I'm battling through though. Aw, I don't even have any peeky blinders on my little horse.
Sorry, but hey! We made it out alive.
Sandstorm 'aint got nothing on us. oH OWWWW! Oh, I'm sorry!
Sure am glad I uncovered this area.
Big ol' pile of fucking nothing in it.
Here we have the rare African lion.
Just sittin' about.
Right... next to an antelope.
Not really doing anything...
Nevermind, he's dead. He's actually sittin' next to his dinner.
And now, the great beast will be overcome by another great beast.
MAN, BITCH!
Oh, oh, shit. Oh, God, there's two of them. Oh, there's more than two. Ohhh, fuck.
It's ok. I'm a fuckin' lion killing machine right now. K, you need- you need a stronger touch.
There ya go. Are you bleeding? Okay, yeah. Bleed for me. Bleed all over this land!
Bleed! Let me smell your fear!
Thanks. Appreciate it.
Ooh, now I get me some pelts!
Uh, ooh, the pelts are nice for my tool pouch.
THA'S PRETTY GOOD. Oh, God. Are you gonna attack him? Oh, yeah! Go at it, dudes!
The eagle's just gonna come and attack this.
He doesn't even do anything! God! Mother Nature!
Everything's going all wild and crazy right now.
Who's the victor? Did you win? Ok.
Turns out man is the most evil of all the creatures!
Oh, that was funny.
Ah, thief in the night!
Ah... Good morning, Freckles. Out for another jaunt through the countryside.
It's a beautiful day out today. The sun is rising.
It's just the peak of the morning where it's all crisp and glorious. And also, godDAMN, it's gorgeous.
I love just- I've been- I've been at this video for almost an hour and a half
And I've just been exploring.
Just going around on my own, on my little horse. Exploring the region and getting to know the place.
Then the sun starts rising, everything starts getting an orange glow to it.
Makes me feel all happy.
Oh, thank god this is shallow enough. OOh, crocodilus!
Ooohh-hoo-ho, don't get caught by him!
K, is this a base that we can overtake? I don't know- FRECKLES!
(?)
Here we go, here's a fucking base to take over.
Oh, yeah. Oohhhh, nooo.
The red skulls are like suuuper bad. That means that the chara- the..
Means the NPCs are wayy too strong for me to overcome.
Where's this last thing that I'm looking for? Oh, there. Oh, Jesus. There's fucking more guys all over that way.
I don't even think that I can um...
Oh my god, I barely even do any fucking damage.
Oh, they sure will.
And even worse- Let's see. Let's see how much my sneak attack will do.
Oh, god. Oh, god. Okay.
I'ma just do that and run. Oh, Jesus.
Oh my god. What! He almost one-shot me. DON'T HIT ME!
DON'T HIT ME! I'M A NICE BOY!
I mean, I stabbed you, but!
All the nicest boys stab! Okay, there's my horse!
Is he still chasing me? Oh, he's an angry man.
You'd swear I'd pissed on your lawn or something.
Bye! HE'S FUCKING THROWING SPEARS AT ME! GO, FRECKLES!
Fly away, birds! Fly away! Bad things are happening over here. Oh god, now there's a hippo's chasing me!
What are you guys doing? I'ma assassinate you. C'mere!
Okay, I got some bronze. Nice! I needed that.
Oh, Christ. Oh, there's a lot of you. Oh, why.
Okay, now there's less of you. GET READY, BITCHES!
I'M ANGRY! And when I get angry, I get very, very quick and stabby!
Oh, God. You got the worst of it. Sorry dude.
He's just like, "Ay, it's no problem. I'm dead! Whatever! It's good. You wanna go get a drink?
Now that that's dealt with, let's get out of here Freckles.
wait, Wait! You're- YOU'RE NOT FRECKLES!
You're an- you're an imposter horse! You're an imp(horse)ter!
Get- Get out of here!
Frickin- Stupid horse. Where's Freckles?
I can- There you are, my boy!
Very nice. Fuckin- frickin' imp(horse)ters!
I'm sorry, Freckles. I didn't mean it. (Don't tell him.)
(He doesn't know)
