What's happenin' Forum?
You know, there really weren't a lot of
good viral videos out this week,
so I had to use some of last week's reject's starting
with this skater guy who
does an amazing rail slide.
"OH FUCK!" Ouch!
Now I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "When in the hell did
Adam Lambert start skating?"
I don't know, but I'm honestly glad
this guy didn't break his neck.
And let that be a lesson to you Forum,
emo hair is not a good substitute
for a safety helmet.
Now I saw this video awhile back and I didn't cover it
because I didn't  think it would go viral,
but I was wrong, 'cuz it's everywhere.
And all it is is this fuckin' dog who can't roll over.
I mean... like... really?
Look at him!
What is he? Drunk?
Why can't he roll over?
What is he? Half turtle?
Honestly though? I'm guilty too.
I watched the whole thing mezmerized, like...
"Is he gonna roll over?"
I mean, this puppy...
this puppy is on it's back more often than...
You know what?...Nevermind.
Now this next video is years old,
but it recently went viral on 'Break' again.
So there are these hunters, right?,
and for some reason they're hunting a lion.
Now this lion literally get's inches away
from killing one of them.
Now I don't know what provoked that lion.
I think he may have been provoked by hip-hop lyrics.
But did you see how mad he got?
"Don't call me a homo!"
Money shot right to the dome.
Now it sucks that Aslan had to die like that,
but I bet that hunter had to change
his underwear after that close call.
And...not to get off topic, forum,
but do you think that drunk-ass dog ever rolled over?
I can't believe that went viral.
You internet people and your f***in' puppy fetish.
You know what time it is Forum.
It's time for the comment question of the day,
which comes from a user named "Thesilentkill07"
And he asked...
If you could make up a drug,
what would you call it, and what would be the effect?
So, if you could invent a new drug,
what would you call it, and what would be the effect?
Leave your interesting or creative responses
in the comment section below,
and don't forget to submit your video for
the next episodes comment question of the day.
But thanks for watching todays episode of '=3'.
I'm Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message.
So tell me Forum...
If you could get it on with any fictional character,
which one would you choose?
*music: Fatty Spin; Doin' Your Mom*
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