Instead of spamming my channel with countless
clips of GTA, welcome to a special compilation
video. Console gamers have had years to break
the game but now it's my turn. No, this video
won't just be about how superior PC controls
are. Nor will it be about random physics glitches.
No, this is about 'what if' scenarios. Something
Grand Theft Auto does better than any other
game! Let's start with the old 'what happens
if an unstoppable force hits an immoveable
object'?
In conclusion, the unstoppable force wins,
but the immoveable object has still done pretty
well. Just a couple of scratches and... oh
look, fire.
If you hadn't already noticed, Trevor is my
favourite character and will be doing most
of the testing in this video.
In true Trevor style, let's follow that woman
and see what she gets up to with her day.
Just how far did they go with the NPCs in
this game?
For a while, she and who I guess is her boyfriend
walk together, which I was quite impressed
with, but the beach seems to be littered with
these 'stop and contemplate life' points where
they pause and then go another way. It wasn't
long before he deserted her, leaving her to
her endless, fruitless walk that would most
likely end in disaster.
And that's what you get for spawning out of
nowhere.
You've gotta love this game.
But back to the task at hand! I followed her
for a bit longer but it wasn't long before
the endless cycle of 'walk a bit, stop, then
walk a bit more' became apparent. I decided
to take matters into my own hands.
At first I thought it was going to be exciting,
but it turns out that it's a bit like before
but faster paced. She doesn't try to go anywhere-
she merely runs in a straight line until either
confronted by a wall or by TREVOR, at which
point she then runs the other way.
You're such a dick, Trevor.
The limitations of the beach soon became apparent
as the same lines popped up time and time
again. I did, however, like how the lifeguard
chased after me for stealing his quad bike,
which I needed cos this woman I was following
possessed incredible stamina.
At this point things went down-hill at an
alarming rate and it wasn't long before she
was run over multiple times.
In true horror movie style, the world was
oblivious to her problems and left her at
my mercy.
No Grand Theft Auto game is complete without
a massive car pile-up. Trevor found himself
this decently-sized truck and blocked both
lanes with it. Time to see how the AI reacts.
At first I thought that they were going to
mindlessly bash into the truck like flies
into something gave way, but the black car
had other plans. It turns out that they KNOW
the buffer at the side of the road can be
bent back and he did a pretty good job of
breaking through.
...then just as I thought things were about
to get boring, it didn't.
What follows is perhaps the most entertaining
series of random events I've encountered in
a long time, with plenty of innocents caught
in the cross-fire!
I don't think I deserved that one star they
decided to give me for observing, but I couldn't
argue with the 4 stars I received shortly
afterwards.
I tried following people around town to see
if they were any more interesting, but apparently
not. They follow the same node-based system
of walking along, stopping at places and crossing
roads in a safe fashion. But then again, GTA's
never been about that, has it.
You know what I said about this video not
being about physics glitches? I LIED. Ever
since GTA 4, games by Rockstar have all had
the same physics engine powering their movements
and it has made me smile more times than I'd
like to admit. No other technology I know
blends animations with ragdolls so fluidly
and it leads to some eerily realistic, grotesque
moments. Like these.
In conclusion, this game is awesome. It's
the sandbox game that the generations before
us DO understand but pretend they don't because
they're JEALOUS. It's clever, entertaining
and violent... but even Trevor has a sweet
side!
Thank you for watching. Let's end this video
with explosions.
