*whipcrack* Top o' the mornin' to ya, laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to the most sexy Arena.
The Arena is primed. It's ready, it's all good for domination today. For we're back
in GOOORN!
Our new favorite game ever to play. Are you all ready to fuck some shit
We have three helmets on the thing do not tell me there's like four four and four
Are you serious? I thought I was coming near the end of this. Apparently this goes on for 18 years?
Anyway, making our way, downtown walking fast
Gladiator Arena, I'm going to kill you all
Okay, Imma take this. I'm going to try not use the spear too much because it feels a little cheap
I'm Gonna try and win
Somebody also said if I grab all the weapons before I go in and then salute I can use all of them
But I don't really see why I'd want to?
Well, I guess it would be- Hey, these stayed!
That's nice. Hey fellers. How you guys doing?
It's just me your friendly neighborhood Jackaboy ready to do the business. I got my fucking eye on you
No!
nice, OW!
He hurt me. Mom! Mom! Mom!
Fuck off
Oh, wassup bro?
He's a tough one. He's back up! Get outta the- What's he made out of?
*fighting grunts*
Is he dead? Okay, he's dead.
Stop it
Ya fucking bitch
Here we go. Um, could you pass the head?
You gonna, you gonna finish that? You gonna finish that head?
Okay. Stop shaking your fucking jams around at-
Stop! Fuck off *laughs*
Joaquin I'm a Lima. He was smiling at me as well, and then all of a sudden I just messed him up
hahahaha
Stop! You guys aren't even moving.
Wah, nice! Oh, Jesus could you, could you give him a hand?
I think I take it too lightly. Oh the axe. That's what I fucking want
Screw the, screw the other shit. Boink, boink, boink, boink, boink. YES!
Heyaah! Yes!
Fuck off
Stop. Stop. Stop it. You must stop this
Bop! And a bop! And a bop!
That's fun! All I have to do is bop 'em
*sings mmmbop by Hanson*
Oh, got the secret snake shake, do we? It's not gonna fucking help you-
I died!
Also, lost a headphone...
Where's my axe?
muutherfucker where's my axe, huh?
Fine, what are we doing this and maybe the hammer?
I'm ready
Come on. Mommy. I'm ready for school
You want to go? Watch this. Tink. Oh?
Yeah
One two Jackie coming for you three for better hit the floor
Fucking speed, efficiency.
diiiiiie!
fuck you
sons of bitches. bitches!
don't come near me
oh, you're still alive
oh well fancy that. howdy duty. you dont even have a hand
Sit sown, be humble
Kay knock em all out, knock em all out. keep moving keep moving moving is the aim of the game
Skii my way to victory ski fuck off. Oh
boy, Jack Jack likes blood
Jack what - fuck you are
Sons of God where have you been all my life. Maybe where have you been?
Yes, I said I wasn't gonna use it but you?
Burned my hand just as I'm about to turn you inside out come to me come to me, please so long arm of the law
I've touched me side touch me I will fuck you up. Oh
Yeah, what's up? Oh you're that happening between your legs. That's not family Friendly. Oh
Is that one ha ha ha? Where's it being so overpowered?
What?
Here we go
Give me up
no, ah
ha ha ha
Oh, yeah, Matt hang your bag dude uk you're freaking me out dude
Right at me since up. That's right you all saw that I tried to stop up. He wasn't having none of it
Okay, what's up? What's up punk punk punk rock?
Before knees except a block the only one computer look what okay, so in Romanian, right?
one time and there bonk bonk fuck
Fucking boss what I bunk you die
back
Okay, gary, motherfucker. Oh my God. They're so onion you all have beer now I
Night it ate it fucking driver. Ah what's up, right ah?
I'm cleared and going home. I'm going home
Dude, you're just gonna quit. What the fuck is happening
You're home wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I want to see what's actually happening
You're holding on to a weapon your other hand is still attached to it down oh
Okay, okay. I'm gonna take this. I just I'm helping you. I'm hoping
I
Hope oh my God the carnage the Tyranny turn around
It's not worth it
War is pain. Oh
Okay, got a lake yeah, the other tiny little boy. Oh
No
He's got a big hammer. Okay. I kind of want to use this this time
I'm going to touch you as well, and you just
In case I need that
Okay, okay. Hey, that's good in size of the hammer. Oh
Fuck fuck fuck David burke, okay ah fuck and push the door and put your face. Oh
shit, ha ha
ha
Okay, okay, oh
Yeah, oh
Oh my God is not Fair. Oh
But fix ah fuck didn't mean oh, I mean I kind of did but right oh
I'm running bowing to him oh my God
Dude you had better days take a look valley money pick anybody money. Oh
Okay, yeah boom it's all weird. Okay. Take this. I want to dick around with this a bit more
I'm having fun
Oh, God by following me. He's gonna be in my nightmares laughs. I want that fucking hammer though
What do I have to do to unlock that hammer?
Shield know what I want that. I want the big one. I want the bigs
Please oh
My God I can combine them I
Didn't know that I'm ready
Linkie laughing dude easy lose your fucking helmet
It was the helmet helmet fucking you
How are you again? I want our wine neither. Hammer. I need that hammer, bro
Okay, I keep hitting them in the neck
You're going to face
Man fucking suck in the hammer
Yep, oh fuck. Oh fuck
Hey, Dad. I'm a fucking wu
Tang me mother oh
Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh
My hammers bigger okay? Here's the bone are not scary
Is what something is wrong come come?
Did I have this uh bring your phone this baby's a good weapon? I like this one. This is my favorite one no
Huh?
Alright that champion battle it is time to go toe to toe with it. Oh
Jesus um
how
how
Because this one the goliath you may want to write oh, I get your hammer if I beat you it's Gonna be the dry I
Have fuck do I do today
I feel a little of max. I don't even have legs you make full fucking bioshock irma
Okay, okay. Whoops break walking Gina stealing
He fucking Lee rock. What dirt damn good? Oh?
Oh, hey back deserve a little celebration no
Celebrate good times come on batter down. It's a celebration
I'm making burgers. I know one from a tenderizing the meat
There call me good. Yeah, hey I am not the goliath honor
Wait more coming soon
Does that mean the night in the game now? Oh?
No that can't be right okay? I need to center myself back in the center of my room. It's very confusing okay
Oh yes, oh sweet, baby. Oh
I know. Oh, you're a hard one to control
I'm fucking ready. Oh wait
Okay, he's a born arrow, unknown chucks
He's Gonna be buzzes don't everglade
It's like double Fuckin sword you'd like that more it's Gonna be fucking
Dead more now
This thing is insane
It's like having a fucking house come down on you ha ha
Ha ha oh
Some of you guys don't even get a chance see oh
What's up? Where are we dancing to hell?
See you there, okay? What's up sup? What can you ever get to my you this?
That's all you have to do two black one away. Just like the other away earn fuck them up come on
Was it summer I feel justice. I know buddy. You're gonna stop me
not you not
my mom
Not those police officers who tried to stop me work one time, but they never could what's up Fellas. How's it going?
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I want to launch one of you like across the map
Oh my God, you must feel like you woke up in next week after being hit like that. That's right. Oh
My God your armor is like glass all over the floor you have to clean this up
Not me. I don't care hey city sword kill. I don't fucking care about sword kills. What I care is about that
first
Where where's my where's my sexy Hunter friends I?
Want my sexy hummer friend back please?
Oh my gosh
Take this wants to go and take this well put my hands in the air and wave them like I just don't care
Thanks. Maybe you should be able to kill you all one shot each, but I'm bad
That's good
That's good. That's
good oh
My God in the fucking door. Oh, shit, err. Oh
Wait I be
fuck
fuck
no, I am
Fucking worried father. I don't know anything. I may let me shake me willy in front of them
Well in their last time we will never talk home again this time. I'm ready
Yeah, and I thought nothing don't hit don't hit me. I thought nothing would replace my love for the sphere
This motherfucker is going to be a problem
and going after a
mighty good Drug Gonna fall
Fuck. I am the long arm of the law
Bummer wrap up let me wring your back. He can sell bring it even bedroom enforcer firing
Whoa, I know your flip dude yeah, I
Should just spin around like, huh?
Mommy mommy can I use this for my birthday party get the cone?
fuck
oh my God, I
Seriously think I'm going to be right into another timeline. Just talking blowing everywhere. I love it ah
Ha ha I want to do like that other guy did to me like that. Oh
That's awesome
And fucking hate you guys fuck you Caesar. Fuck all you guys I don't want your fucking money, okay?
Well, that's not changing, so I'm gonna leave this episode here. Oh, God
I don't know how much more there is of the game
I think that
They still have yet to release some more of the characters like some of the more champions in the game
I can still go in and just kill the shit out of everything
And try and get some of the achievements and try to get more flail kills more sword kills the more every kind of kills
But all I want is that hammer if I forearms?
I'd have a hammer and I'd have a spear actually I probably just have two hammers and just a wormhole into their face
Fucking awesome. This is the first time I played a Vr
Game that not only I've gotten super into but in this new space in here. I felt like I ran out of room
That's how involving. This is where you're walking all over the place
Swinging hammers, and it's fucking awesome. They came. It's like one of the best, Vr. Games. I've ever played
It's so simplistic in its design
It's just fighting dudes and messing them up get into arena, and you just fight guys, but it's so satisfying
Jesus Christ like Hittin those guys with that hammer
It doesn't feel like you've only wait in the hammer or anything like that, and everything's all floppy
But that just makes it even funnier when you hit them and they go flying it's so good
Anyway, thank you guys so much watching this I'm sort of you liked it punch the open in the face. Sorry
and
Dude, I swear I've been bounced around so much this mic almost came off. That's crazy
