The only North Indian I have seen is Ananth Vaidhyanadhan.
from Super Singer.
Back in those days, it was not easy to come onsite. 
How many Vijayakanth fans are in the house? Make some noise!
In Vijayakanth movies there are two types of villains - . 
Veenu Chakaravarthy and Senthamarai
First Hero will fight with them to go onsite
where he will meet Wasim bhai, Imran bhai - All Pakistani fast bowler names.
So, I finished all local politics and the day of my onsite interview arrived
The interviewer was James
> James: Could you please tell me about yourself?
Suddenly Hollywood English. 
So far only I have heard a local English accent only.
I prepared myself and said,
My name is Chandramouly sir.
My favorite hobbies are playing carrom board, watching cricket,
internet comma surfing comma browsing.
In brackets - 2 years of hardcore experience in Balaji Browsing Center.
You guys remember that column - “Operating Systems” in the resume?
If you remember, the next content is about you guys.
We will start with  Windows 95, what is next?
> : Windows 98.
Your resume also has it? You are one among them.
We are in 2020 and people are still mentioning Windows 95 on their resumes.
10 years of experience in Hadoop technology.
Please burn your resume.
Hadoop is itself just 5 years old. 
Coming back, after my interview with James, the onsite trip was set.
When I went onsite I thought I would watch an English movies without subtitles.
Because I hate the tamil-dubbed English movies.
How many of you have watched dubbing movies, make some noise.
Dubbing movies are horrible, right?
Brother Mark, don’t go there, the dinosaur will beat you with its tail
Anthony, we have to cross this zone before dusk , 
otherwise those dangerous animals will attack us any moment.
I always thought they used to dub for this sitting in a well.
So, I thought when I came onsite, I can mingle with foreigners.
But, I landed in the Bay Area, California - a place filled with Indians.
In my team, there are people from all over India, Tamilian, Telugu, Gujarathi and Punjabi.
I have never seen a Punjabi even back home guys.
Have any of you watched a Sardarji walking in the streets of Tamilnadu?
The only North Indian I have seen is Ananth Vaidhyanadhan from Super Singer.
He is the only North Indian I ever knew.
Two other folks travelled with me - A Telugu guy and a Hindi guy.
Chaudhary was very excited to explain his UI project in the meeting where all foreigners are sitting including Americans and Chinese.
Started explaining the project. There is a title on the top and beneath the title is a “dabba”
The Americans and Chinese in the room started wondering “What is this ‘Dabba’?” “Is it some open source tool?”
But Chaudhry did not stop there - 
When you click the Dabba, it will download a GIP file. 
When people were already puzzled with “Dabba” he introduced one more jargon called JIP
A chinese asked “Can you please spell it for me?”
He started, G…… I….... P (GIP file)
Gotipalli, my Telugu friend, suddenly started conversing with the American.
I was wondering - “How come he is able to understand the accent?”
Gotipalli - “Sir - I am going to Cafeteria, Meeru?”
The American - “No Meeru only Beer-i” 
The American got a Telugu accent after talking to Gotipalli.
I recently met my college junior,
Do you remember those obedient, sincere juniors in college who are often asking you to share observation notes etc. He was that kind of a guy.
I asked him “Where do you work?”
I asked him “Where do you work?”
He replied, “Bro, I am working in Wipro. Our client is Aaapppiil.”
I was like “Aaapppil? You mean the company that produces the iPhone, iPad and everything else?” 
“Yes Yes the very same. Do you know that company?”
“Yes yes very well. In fact they recently opened an offshore branch in India.
“Is it? Where?”
“In Ooty. They are calling it Ooty Aaapppil” 
My mom calls me everyday from India.
> What is the first thing your mom asks when she calls you?
Yes, “How are you?” “Did you eat?” “How are the kids?”
But my mom asks “It is 7am in India. What is the time there?”
“I have been in this country for 12 years and you still have the same question, nothing else.”
I committed a huge blunder. I thought I could explain the concept of daylight savings to my mom.
I said “When the summer is over and winter begins, they change the clock from 2am to 1am”
“Why are you unnecessarily changing the time on a correct clock”
I could n’t answer.
Relatives are worse. They will set an alarm for 4AM to call us from India at weird times.
Their sole purpose of the call is to find out which day it was in America.
They will scream on the phone “It is Sunday here… What day is it there? Saturday or Monday?”
They will go both ways, expecting at least one answer to be right.
