NARRATOR: And now EMC, the
Emotional Movie Channel,
presents Mad Men.
MR. DRAPER: So, gentlemen, where
are we with the Happy
Honeybear account?
BUSINESSMAN 1: Coming right
along, Mr. Draper.
BUSINESSMAN 2: Would you like
for us to show you some ideas,
Mr. Draper?
MR. DRAPER: Yes.
Let's take a look, shall we?
BUSINESSMAN 1: OK.
Here we go.
BUSINESSMAN 2: We've been
working very hard on this.
BUSINESSMAN 1: How's
that, huh?
MR. DRAPER: Let's see.
But this doesn't
make me happy!
The raccoons are running off
with the bear's honey This
makes me mad--
very mad.
BUSINESSMAN 2: Yeah.
It makes me mad, too.
BUSINESSMAN 1: Yeah, very mad!
BUSINESSMAN 2: Mad, mad, mad!
BOTH: We are mad men!
MR. DRAPER: We need to feel
happy about honey.
Where's the picture
that's going to
grab us with happiness?
You know, put a sticky
smile on our faces?
BUSINESSMAN 1: Oh, oh.
How about this, Mr. Draper?
Huh?
BUSINESSMAN 2: Huh?
BUSINESSMAN 1: Huh?
MR. DRAPER: I don't
see happy here.
The honey is all gone.
The bear has nothing to eat.
It makes me sad.
I'm sad.
BUSINESSMAN 1: Me too.
I'm sad.
BUSINESSMAN 2: Very sad.
BUSINESSMAN 1: Sad, sad, sad.
BOTH: We're sad men.
[CRYING]
MR. DRAPER: Where is that idea
that's going to pull us up out
of our sadness, wipe away
our tears, and make
us happy about honey?
Hm?
BUSINESSMAN 1: How
about this one?
MR. DRAPER: Now, this one--
this one gets me right here.
The bear is dripping
with gooey honey.
He's smiling.
This makes me happy.
This makes me happy.
BUSINESSMAN 1: I'm happy too!
BUSINESSMAN 2: So, so happy!
BUSINESSMAN 1: Happy,
happy, happy!
BOTH: We're happy men!
MR. DRAPER: It's been
an emotional
rollercoaster, hasn't it?
BUSINESSMAN 2: Yeah.
MR. DRAPER: We've been
mad, sad, and happy.
BUSINESSMAN 1: Yeah.
MR. DRAPER: But good
work, sycophants.
BUSINESSMAN 1: Thanks,
Mr. Draper.
BUSINESSMAN 2: You're the
boss, Mr. Draper.
MR. DRAPER: Yes, I am.
Watch the suit.
BUSINESSMAN 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
