WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE AFTER DARTH."
IT'S A SPECIAL "STAR WARS" SHOW.
THE TEAMS SHOULD NOT BE FRAT 
EARNIZING.
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
IT'S TIME, EVERYONE, TO PLAY 
"FORCE FAMILY FEUD!"
FIRST, LET'S MEET OUR SQUADRON 
LEADERS.
HEADING THE VADERSTEIN FAMILY, 
IT'S JJ ABRAMS, JOINED BY DAISY,
BILLY DEE, ANTHONY AND NAOMI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND LEADING THE WALKERSKY 
FAMILY, IS OSCAR ISAAC, WITH 
JOHN, KERI AND KELLY.
WELCOME.
OH, WAIT, WE HAVE UNEVEN -- WE 
HAVE FIVE-ON-ONE SIDE AND FOUR 
ON THE OTHER.
DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY, DO WE 
HAVE ANY EXPERTS?
OH, YES, YOU SIR.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
>> GET HIM, GET HIM!
>> Jimmy: YES, YES.
YES, YEAH, JUMP RIGHT IN AND 
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
OH, OKAY, WELL, GREAT.
CHEWBACCA.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE FEUD!
GIVE ME JJ, GIVE ME OSCAR.
JJ, OSCAR, WE SURVEYED 100 
PEOPLE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, 
WHICH MEANS AT LEAST HALF OF 
THEM ARE CRAZY.
AND WE ASKED THEM, AH, THE 
FOLLOWING QUESTION.
WHAT'S THE WORST BODY PART TO 
HAVE CHOPPED OFF BY A LIGHT 
SABER.
OSCAR?
>> HAND.
>> Jimmy: OSCAR SAYS HAND.
HAND IS NUMBER SEVEN.
JJ?
YOU GOT FOUR SPOTS TO BEAT THAT.
>> AH, I'D SAY FOR SURE LEG 
BEATS HAND.
>> Jimmy: LEG, DOES LEG BEAT 
HAND?
LEG BEATS HAND.
THE VADERSTEINS BEGIN.
WE WILL START ON THIS SIDE.
NOW, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
YOU GET TWO STRIKES, IT'S AN 
ABBREVIATED VERSION OF THE GAME.
DAISY, WHAT'S THE WORST BODY 
PART TO HAVE CHOPPED OFF BY A 
LIGHT SABER?
>> HEAD.
>> Jimmy: DAISY SAYS THE HEAD.
IT IS THE HEAD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BILLY DEE WILLIAMS, IN YOUR 
EXPERT OPINION, WHAT IS THE 
WORST PART OF THE BODY TO HAVE 
CHOPPED OFF BY A LIGHT SABER?
>> A PENIS.
>> Jimmy: AND I -- I'M GOING TO 
BE CAREFUL BEFORE I SAY THIS, 
GIVE ME THE PENIS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WELL DONE.
WELL DONE.
>> Jimmy: ANTHONY?
YOU CAN -- 
>> THAT DOESN'T LEAVE ME WITH 
MUCH -- YOUR BUTT.
>> Jimmy: YOUR BUTT!
THERE IS NOT.
NAOMI?
>> YEAH, BABE.
>> Jimmy: YOUR TEAM IS RELYING 
ON YOU.
WHAT IS THE WORST BODY PART TO 
HAVE CHOPPED OFF.
>> I CAN'T CONFER WITH MY TEAM?
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU MAY NOT.
>> IT HAS TO COME FROM MY BRAIN?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> COME ON!
>> NO PRESSURE.
AN EAR.
>> Jimmy: AN EAR.
VERY VAN GOGH.
LET'S SAEE, IS AN EAR ON THE 
BOARD.
>> IT IS NOT.
YOU GUYS HAVE A CHANCE TO STEAL.
YOU CAN SPEAK AMONGST 
YOURSELVES.
AND IF YOU COME UP WITH IT, YOU 
GET ALL THE POINTS.
>> PERHAPS A NIPPLE.
>> A BREAST?
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE PRIVATE PARTS,
LEG, HAND.
OSCAR?
>> THE FOOT.
>> Jimmy: THE FOOT.
DO WE HAVE THE FOOT.
WE DO NOT!
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT IT 
WAS.
THE ANSWER WAS -- ARM IS WHAT WE
WERE LOOKING FOR.
VADERSTEINS, YOU HAVE THE LEAD.
DAISY AND JOHN, STEP UP TO THE 
PODIUM.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> Jimmy: DAISY, JOHN.
DECIDE YODA, NAME SOMETHING 
ELSE THAT STARTS WITH YO.
DAISY?
>> YO DOG.
>> Jimmy: YO DOG?
NO.
>> BEYODEL?
>> Jimmy: IS YODEL ON THE BOARD?
YODEL IS ON THE BOARD.
THE WALKERSKYS.
GO TO YOUR PODIUM THERE.
GO TO YOUR TEAM.
ALL RIGHT, JOHN.
WELL DONE.
KERI.
>> YEAH?
>> Jimmy: QUESTION IS, BESIDES 
YODA, NAME SOMETHING THAT STARTS
WITH YO.
>> YOGURT.
>> Jimmy: YOGURT.
DO WE HAVE YOGURT?
YES, OF COURSE WE HAVE YOGURT.
KELLY, WHAT STARTS WITH YO?
>> YO YO.
>> Jimmy: YO YO -- IT STARTS AND
ENDS WITH YO.
LET'S GO TO OUR FRIEND 
CHEWBACCA.
SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YO.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S GO TO THE BOARD.
YES, YOGA.
OSCAR?
SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH YO.
>> YOLO.
>> Jimmy: YOLO.
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE -- YOLO IS ON
THE BOARD!
JOHN, YOU STARTED THIS, YOU CAN 
END IT.
JOHN -- 
>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING THAT STARTS 
WITH YO.
>> YO.
>> Jimmy: IN THE NUMBER THREE 
POSITION.
>> YO.
IN THE NUMBER THREE POSITION.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
YOU MAY NOT DISCUSS AMONGST 
YOURSELVES.
>> OSCAR, STOP.
>> I'M BLANK.
I GAVE IT MY ALL.
>> YOU DID.
>> YOU DID SO WELL.
>> WE SUPPORT YOU.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A 
BUZZER HERE, RIGHT?
>> THEY WANT -- 
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ONE STRETCH.
[ BLEEP ]
[ BLEEP ]
KERI, YOU MAY NOT USE THE 
F-WORD.
>> CAN WE CHEAT WITH THE 
AUDIENCE?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A FAMILY -- 
YOU MAY NOT.
THE AUDIENCE CANNOT HELP.
KERI, DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT?
WELL, WHERE'S THE BUZZER?
NO ANSWER FROM THE WALKERSKYS.
VADERSTEINS.
YOU CAN STEAL THIS.
YOU CAN CONFER AMONGST 
YOURSELVES.
>> WE THINK WE HAVE IT.
>> Jimmy: WHO WOULD LIKE TO 
SPEAK FOR THE TEAM?
>> YOKO OHNO.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT ON THE BOARD?
IT IS NOT.
WALKERSKYS.
YOU GOT THE POINTS.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, 
WE'LL COME BACK WITH THE FINAL 
ROUND OF "FORCE FAMILY FEUD."
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WE ARE BACK.
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEATED
GAME OF "FORCE FAMILY FEUD."
THE VADERSTEINS HAVE 77 POINTS, 
THE WALKERSKYS HAVE 69.
KERI, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE 
ANSWER?
>> YOLK.
>> Jimmy: NO.
THE ANSWER WE WERE LOOKING FOR 
IS YO MAMMA, IS WHAT WE WERE 
LOOKING FOR.
ALL RIGHT, KERI AND BILLY DEE, 
COME TO THE PODIUM.
WE'RE READY TO PLAY.
>> YOU GOT THIS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS FOR
EVERYTHING.
>> FOR EVERYTHING!
BILLY -- 
>> Jimmy: WHICH "STAR WARS" 
CHARACTER WOULD MAKE THE WORST 
ROOMMATE.
KERI?
>> CHEWBACCA.
>> Jimmy: KERI SAYS CHEWBACCA.
IS CHEWBACCA ON THE BOARD?
HE IS.
BILLY DEE, YOU CAN BEAT IT.
WHO WOULD MAKE THE WORST 
ROOMMATE?
BILLY DEE HAS NOT SEEN ANY OF 
THE FILMS.
>> BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY.
>> Jimmy: HE SAYS HAN.
IS IT HAN?
NO, IT IS NOT.
THE WALKERSKYS GET TO PLAY.
WE ARE GOING TO START WITH 
KELLY.
WHICH "STAR WARS" CHARACTER 
WOULD MAKE THE WORST ROOMMATE?
>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH JABBA 
THE HUTT.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ON THE BOARD.
CHEWBACCA -- 
>> SORRY, CHEWY.
SORRY.
>> Jimmy: WHICH "STAR WARS" 
CHARACTER WOULD MAKE THE WORST 
ROOMMATE?
OH.
LET'S GO TO THE BOARD.
IS IT ON THE BOARD.
OH, SO SORRY.
NO.
THAT IS NOT CORRECT.
OSCAR.
YOU GOT ONE STRIKE LEFT.
WHICH "STAR WARS" CHARACTER 
WOULD MAKE THE WORST ROOMMATE?
>> I'LL GO KYLO REN.
>> Jimmy: KYLO REN.
JOHN?
>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH DARTH 
VADER.
>> Jimmy: DO WE HAVE DARTH
VADER?
YES, OF COURSE, WE HAVE DARTH 
VADER.
KERI, YOU CAN WIN THE WHOLE 
THING.
YOU CAN WIN IT.
>> CAN I CONFER?
>> Jimmy: YOU CANNOT.
>> I'M CHANNELLING ALL OF MY 
POWER TO YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD, GUYS, HELP ME.
WHO IS BAD AFTER ALL OF THESE 
THINGS BECAUSE YOU DID THE BEST.
YOU -- 
>> MAYBE SOMEONE THAT'S GOOD BUT
WOULD STILL BE A BAD ROOMMATE.
>> HEY!
THAT'S CHEATING!
>> THAT'S CONFERRING.
>> NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: WE NEED AN ANSWER.
>> C-3PO.
>> Jimmy: NO.
VA
VADERSTEINS, YOU HAVE A CHANCE 
TO WIN IT ALL WITH ONE ANSWER 
AND YOU CAN CONFER AMONGST 
YOURSELVES.
WHO WOULD BE THE WORST?
ROOMMATE IN THE "STAR WARS" 
UNIVERSE.
>> JAR-JAR.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT!
THE VADERSTEINS WIN!
CONGRATULATIONS.
EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY IS 
GOING HOME WITH A SET OF "STAR 
WARS" SHEETS AND "STAR WARS" 
PAJAMAS.
AND THIS BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE BED.
AND LOSING TEAM, YOU'RE NOT 
GOING HOME EMPTY HANDED, EITHER.
EACH OF YOU GETS A BAG OF 
ORANGES.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 
VADERSTEINS.
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
THANKS TO JJ AND THE WHOLE CAST.
APOLOGIES TO DARTH DAMON, WE RAN
OUT OF TIME FOR HIM.
"STAR WARS: THE RISE OF 
SKYWALKER" OPENS FRIDAY.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
GOOD NIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE 
WITH YOU ALWAYS.
