
Polish: 
 
Witaj, towarzyszu.
Dziś pogadamy sobie o PS4
Jeśli pod tym filmem dobijecie 50k lajków
...to nie najadę na wasz kraj.
Zatem, dwa pytania:
Po pierwsze- czemu clickbait w tytule?
Hm.. Dziwisz sie?
2017. Serio sie dziwisz?
 
 
 
Jeśli podniesiesz ręce nad głowe
gdy kaszlesz
to przestajesz kaszleć.
Nie wiem czemu, ale to działa. Spróbuj przy następnej okazji.
I nagle przestajesz.
A ci z nas, którzy często liżą cipki...
PYRO: Oh mój...
O mój Boże.
Po drugie, wielu z was może zapytać-
Czemu mam na sobie uszankę?
hm... no nie wiem. W sensie...
W poprzednim filmie gdzie miałem
7 czapek na głowie
Nawet to wyszło.

English: 
*paeprs plis*
Hello, comrade
Today we're going to talk about the PS4 *in horrible accent*
If this video reaches 50,000 likes,
I will not invade your country.
So, two questions.
Firstly -- why the clickbait title?
Uh...are you surprised? (no im fucking not surprised)
2017, are you suprised?
[ mlg scream trademark ]
[ ethan klain cough ]
[ boom ]
If you actually put your
hands above your head
while you've got a cough,
then it stops you coughing.
And I don't know why it works,
but just try it when you've got a cough.
It just stops you coughing.
And for those of us that,
you know, lick a lot of pussy,
PYRO: Oh, my.
Oh my fucking God.
Secondly, a lot of you may be asking --
why am i wearing this ushanka hat
I-I don't know.
I mean...
The other video
where I wore, like,
7 hats on top of my head,
That did fairly well.

English: 
[Music]
Hello, comrade. [Russian Accent]
Today, we are going to be talk about the PS4. [Russian Accent]
If this video reaches 50,000 likes,
I will not invade your country.
So two questions. Firstly,
Why the clickbait title?
Uh... Are you surprised?
2017? Are you surprised?
[Loud screaming and yelling]
[Coughing]
If you actually put your hands above your head,
While you've got a cough,
Then it stops you coughing, and I dunno why it works, but just try it when you've got a cough
It just stops you coughing.
And for those of us who, y'know, lick a lot've pussy,
Oh my- oh my fucking God.
Secondly,
A lot've you might be askin',
Why am I wearin' this ushanka hat?
I- I dunno.
I mean,
The other video where I wore like seven hats on top of my head,
That did fairly well.
I can't repeat that.

English: 
I can't repeat that, so
I thought the next best thing --
stick a massive Russian hat
on top of my head.
So, you know, we're getting there.
We're getting there with progress.
Never look serious
in a video ever again.
That's gonna be my rule of 2017.
Now, the title of this video, probably,
it's gonna catch you off-guard.
You probably won't be expecting it.
When you think of 'worst game in the world',
what'd you think of?
Maybe a bit of Toy Story 2.
Don't say that.
Maybe a bit of Shrek on the PS1.
Don't say that either.
That game was a classic.
Don't. Don't talk bad
about that game.
That was a fucking good game.
You shut your mouth.
No, no, no, no, no.
Today, we're going to
be talking about a PS4 game
called Life of Black Tiger.
[indian music trademark]
Now, a lot of you probably
have never heard of that game.
And you're rushing to
Google search to check it out.
Please don't.
Please...please don't. [God begs mankind]
Don't.
Don't. Just...okay?
It's a bad game.
Terrible -- scary game.
Don't go...don't --
I will- I'm allowed to-
I will try to explain myself.

Polish: 
Nie da się tego powtórzyć, więc drugą najlepszą rzeczą która mi zostaje...
To wcisnąć sobie na łeb wielką ruską czapkę.
Tak więc no, idziemy w dobrym kierunku.
Powoli ale do przodu.
"Nigdy więcej nie wyglądać poważnie w filmie"
Moje motto na 2017.
Tytuł tego filmu może być trochę zwodniczy,
Pewnie nie spodziewałeś się tego,
Kiedy myslisz o 'najgorszej grze na świecie"
co przychodzi Ci na myśl?
Może troche Toy Story 2?
Nie, cicho.
Może troche Shrek na PS1?
Nie, przestań. To był klasyk.
Po prostu przestań. Nie osławiaj tej gry.
Była zajebista.
Zamknij ryj.
Nie, nie, nie, nie, nie.
Dziś pogadamy sobie o grze na PS4.
"Life of Black Tiger"
 
Dobra, prawdopodobnie niewielu z was kiedykolwiek o tej grze słyszało.
I już odpalacie google by ją sprawdzić.
Nie róbcie tego. Po prostu nie.
NIE.
Możesz... NIE?
To słaba gra.
Okropna, straszna gra.
NIE... nie.
Może- mogę- wytłumaczę się.

English: 
So, I thought the next best thing
Stick a massive Russian hat on top've my head.
So,
we're gettin' there. We're getting there with progress.
Never look serious in a video ever again. That's gonna be my rule of 2017.
Now, the title of this video, probably, it's gonna catch you off guard,
You probably won't be expectin' it,
When you think of 'worst game in the world',
what d'you think of?
Maybe a bit of
Toy Story 2
Don't say that.
Maybe a bit of Shrek on the PS1.
Don't say that either, that game is a classic.
Don't talk bad about that game.
It's a fucking good game.
You shut your mouth.
Nonononono,
Today,
We're gonna be talkin' about a PS4 game
Called
Life of Black Tiger.
[Music]
Now a lot of you have probably not heard of that game
And you're rushin' to Google search to check it out
Please don't.
Please- please don't.
Don't.
Don't- just, okay? It's a bad game.
Terri- scary game.
Don't go- don't
I will allow to- I'll try to explain myself,

English: 
but do not search up the game. It's...
It's absolutely terrifying.
The Life of Black Tiger
[Music]
Recently came
onto the PS4 store. Now,
Sony as a whole, they're
really looking to improve their image, y'know?
they've released the PS4 pro,
that sexy, PS4 pro
Glacier white. They're really goin' all out
pulling all the stops.
so why would they go and fuck it up?
...By releasing
the Life of Black Tiger?
[Music]
Now, what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna stop dawdling,
Stop missin' the point,
to extend the run of this video
What I'm gonna do now
is show you the trailer
of the Life of Black Tiger. So you can see yourself,
you can build an opinion,
of what an amazing game this is.
a lot of you are gonna disagree with me
and say that this
is an amazing game
but,
after you see the trailer
I think a lot of you
are gonna stand corrected.
[Music]
Ohh, this is a lot of dislikes. [Russian Accent]
Comrade. OOoh, very bad. [Russian Accent]
Very bad-e. [Russian Accent]

English: 
But do not search up the game.
It's...
It's absolutely terrifying.
The Life of Black Tiger.
[indian music again]
Recently came onto the PS4 store.
Now, Sony as a whole, they're really
looking to improve their image.
You know, they've released the PS4 Pro,
that sexy PS4 Pro Glacier White.
They're really going all-out.
Pulling all the stops.
So why would they go and fuck it up
by releasing The Life of Black Tiger?
[fuck off with the indian music plz]
Now, what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna stop dawdling,
stop missing the point
to extend the run of this video.
What I'm gonna do now
Is show you the trailer
of The Life of Black Tiger.
So, you yourself,
you can build an opinion
of what an amazing game this is.
A lot of you are gonna disagree with me
and say that this is an amazing game,
but after you see the trailer,
I think a lot of you
are gonna stand corrected.
(russian music?)
Oh, that is lot of dislikes, comrade.
Very beid. Very beid.

Polish: 
Ale nie googlujcie tej gry... jest...
Przerażająca.
The Life of Black Tiger.
 
Niedawno weszła (gra) do sklepu PS4
Sony, jako firma, serio próbują poprawić swój wizerunek.
W sensie wiecie, wydali PS4 Pro,
sexy PS4 Pro Glacier White
Idą na całość, wychodzą z siebie.
By wszystko spierdolić
wydaniem "The Life of Black Tiger"?
 
Dobra, teraz tak
przestanę zwlekać i grac na czas
tylko by przedłużyć czas trwania filmiku...
I zacznę
od pokazania wam trailera
do "The Life of Black Tiger"
Żebyście sami mogli sobie wyrobić zdanie
o tym jak zajebista jest to gra.
Wielu z was pewnie się nie zgodzi
i powie że to jest zajebista gra.
ale po zobaczeniu tego,
myślę że jednak trochę to skorygujecie.
 
Sporo tych łapek w dół, towarzyszu.
Bardzo niedopsz. Bardzo niedopsz.

English: 
[Piano Music]
This is a PS4 game.
[Piano Music]
This is apparently next generation technology...
[Piano Music]
So that was the trailer for the game.
Not too 'appy.
Sony.
gonna be honest here,
not too happy with this one.
Now,
The PS4 pro
it's basically built like a small-scale PC, y'know
for that EXTRA RAM,
that EXTRA STORAGE, that EXTRA EXPERIENCE
I think...
One of you at Sony
one of you directors
with a name I can't pronounce
because it's so Japanese
I think
you're playin' a really fucking sick practical joke.
Stop it now
We need-u more money [Japanese Accent]

Polish: 
 
(brexit supporter gibie się w tle)
To... gra na PS4.
 
 
Technologia najwyższych lotów.
GOTY2025
No, także to był trailer.
Oj Sony, no nie najlepiej.
Będę z wami szczery. To nie była najlepiej wykonana robota.
Ok, PS4 Pro
 
Taki niby mały odpowiednik PC.
z dodakowym RAMem, większym dyskiem, wzmożonymi wrażeniami.
Myślę, że jeden z was, tam w Sony, jeden z reżyserów
O nazwisku którego nie jestem w stanie wymówić bo jest tak Japońskie
Myślę, że świadomie lecisz w kulki.
Przestań.
(rasistowski akcent) "Wincyj piniondzów!

English: 
(music from some anime)
sudenli a greasi brexit supportel apers
This...this is a PS4 game.
*epyc combet*
ooff
This is...this is apparently
next-generation technology.
goty 2025
So, that was the trailer for the game.
Not too happy, Sony.
Gonna be honest here.
Not too happy with this one.
Now, the PS4 Pro,
24/7 grind
It's basically built like a
small-scale PC, you know,
for that extra RAM, that extra storage,
that extra experience.
I think one of you at Sony,
one of you directors
with a name I can't pronounce
because it's so Japanese,
I think you're playing a really
fucking sick practical joke.
Stop it now.
(racist accent)
We needah more money!

English: 
Release the Life of Black Tiger. [Japanese Accent]
That was my Asian voice.
y'like that?
you like
i'll go do some Hanso voice actin
apart from angry Asian voices, not many other voices I can do unfortunately
why is Life of Black Tiger
ONLY TEN DOLLAR GAME? [Japanese Accent]
MAKE IT A FIFTY DOLLAR GAME [Japanese Accent]
now, a lot of you may say
Pyro
calm down.
Calm down, it's
a ten dollar game.
You're ripping into a ten dollar game.
Have you played the Life of Black Tiger?
I-I don't think you have.
I don't think you have.
If you 'avent,
You need to shut your mouth
alright?
I've had dreams about this game
coming like a dark prophecy,
and it's here
it's arrived.
The funny thing is about this game
It's not actually an original, PS4, Sony title
it was a fucking iPad game.
it was a game you downloaded from the app store
probably with stolen assets.
It somehow looks WORSE,
on the iPad,
than
as an actual, whole release
some guy at the Sony office, y'know

Polish: 
Wydajmy "The Life of Black Tiger!"
 
Tak wygląda mój azjatycki.
Lubisz to? Podoba Ci się...
Zacznę mówić jak Hanzō
Pomijając głosy wkurwionych azjatów
to w sumie niewiele głosów potrafię imitować.
(rasistowski akcent): "Czemu Life of Black Tiger
kosztuje tylko 10$???
Sprzedawajmy za 50!!!"
Zaraz pewnie powiecie,
Pyro, zluzuj cycki, to gra za 10 dolców.
Jedziesz po grze za 10$.
Grałeś w ogóle w The Life of Black Tiger?
 
N-Nie wydaje mi się.
No nie wydaje mi się.
A skoro to nie, to zawrzyj ryj.
Ok?
Miewałem sny o tej grze, nadchodzącej niczym mroczna przepowiednia.
No i jest. Dotarła.
A najlepsze w tej grze jest to,
że to nawet nie jest oryginalny tytuł Sony na PS4.
To była kurwa gra na iPada.
Ściągało się ją z App Store'a.
Prawdopodobnie z kradzioną własnością inteletkualna.
I jakimś cudem na iPadzie to wygląda gorzej
niż faktyczne wydanie.
Pewnie jakiś ziomek w Sony

English: 
Release the Rife of Black Tiger!
[crash trademark]
That was my Asian voice.
You like that?
You like. . . .
I'll go do some Hanzō voice acting.
Apart from angry Asian voices,
there's not really many voices
I can do, unfortunately.
(racist accent):
Why is Life of Black Tiger
Only 10-dollar game??
(Racist accent continues)
Make it a 50-dollar game!!
Now, a lot of you may say --
Pyro, calm down. Calm down.
It's a 10-dollar game.
You're ripping into a 10-dollar game.
Have you played the Life of Black Tiger?
[ meme inhale ]
I-I don't think you have.
I don't think you have.
If you haven't, you need
to shut your mouth.
Alright?
I've had dreams of this game
coming like a dark prophecy.
And it's here. It's arrived.
The funny thing is about this game --
It's not actually an original PS4 Sony title.
It was a fucking iPad game.
It was a game you downloaded from the App Store.
Probably with stolen assets.
It somehow looks
worse on the iPad
than as an actual whole release.
Some guy at Sony office, you know,

Polish: 
bardzo lubi koty...
Ja...
KOCHAM  TYGRYSY
Zróbcie taką gre!
Trochę szkoda, bo Sony wypuszcza też całkiem znośne rzeczy ostatnio.
A tu nagle The Life of Black Tiger.
Zachowujący się jak wielki czarny kleks.
Na czystej kartce papieru
Inne, na co chciałbym byście zwrócili uwagę...
Widzicie okładkę, nie?
Okładkę, do stworzenia której wynajęli artystę, który wdał się w szczegóły
by podkreślić czarnego tygrysa
który by przetrwać w dziczy musi polować i zabijać
te czerwone oczy, poziom szczegółowości
Coż... szkoda tylko, że to też kradzione.
Jak wygooglujecie "tiger background"
To w pierwszych czterech trafieniach się pojawi
 
Podjebali tytuł, zmienili kolor na czarny,
otworzyli Painta
i dołożyli kontrastujące czerwone oczy.
Deviantart we własnej osobie, z 2007.
Chyba oczywiste, że tak chujowa gra

English: 
he probably just really likes cats.
[Disgruntled moaning, heavy breathing]
I LOVE TIGER. [Japanese Accent]
MMM-MAKE THAT GAME. [Japanese Accent]
it's a shame as well, 'cuz
Sony are actually releasing some decent stuff now.
And...
Then you've just got
The Life of Black Tiger.
basically acting
like a really big, fat ink blot
on a really clean piece of paper.
Another thing that I'd like to point out about the game as well
y'see the cover for the game, right?
the cover, which
they hired an artist,
put great detail into
to give this...
emphasis
on a black tiger,
stuck in the forest
and he needs to hunt and kill.
The red eyes,
the detail...
Well.
it's a shame that they stole it.
if you Google
'Tiger Background'
it's like the fourth result on Google image.
They nabbed the title,
Changed the colour to black,
and then opened MS paint...
and added a really edgy, red eye.
It's like a Deviantart-sona from 2007.
obviously, a game as bad as this,

English: 
he probably just really likes cats.
I...
[memehale once more]
I love tiger.
M-m-make that game!
It'a a shame as well because Sony are actually 
releasing some decent stuff now.
And then you've just got
The Life of Black Tiger
basically acting like
a really big, fat ink blot
on a really clean piece of paper.
Another thing I'd like to point out
about the game, as well,
you see the cover for the game, right?
The cover which they hired an artist,
put great detail into,
to give this emphasis on a black tiger
stuck in the forest that needs to hunt and kill --
the red eyes, the detail.
Well...it's a shame that they stole it.
If you Google "tiger background,"
It's like the fourth result on Google images.
[ 5 year old kids having orgasm ]
[ earrape violin ]
They nabbed the title,
changed the color to black,
and then opened MS Paint
and added a really edgy red eye.
It's like a Deviantart persona from 2007.
Now, obviously a game as bad as this,

Polish: 
jest jechana w internetach do absolutu.
I nie mówimy tutaj o jakimś wydaniu wiązanym,jak czasem przy filmach
żaden King Kong, żaden Terminator
bardziej w kategoriach "Cory in the House DS"
ten poziom mniejwięcej.
"Łzy szczęścia. To najpiękniejsza i najlepiej zaprojektowana gra z jaką miałem do czynienia.
serio, powinna zostać kultowym klasykiem.
Tak, zdecydowanie "The Life of Black Tiger" plasuje się między takie tytuły jak
The Last of US, Spyro the Dragon
Life of Black Tiger
 
Wiecie, gdzieś w sekcji RPG
Pojawia się w PS4 Store
Wiecie, jest Skyrim
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
A tu nagle, na samym środku (w polecanych) The Life of Black Tiger
"Skąd te łapki w dół? Toż to materiał na GOTY!
 
Taka prawda
Taka prawda, ten człowiek
Ten człowiek prawi prawdę.
Ta gra.
Materiał na grę roku. Nie zwracajcie uwagi na grafikę.
Musicie zrozumieć,
że gry ze słabą grafiką
mają najlepszą fabułę.
A ta gra ma zajebistą fabułę.

English: 
it gets absolutely memed to shit.
Now, we ain't talking about
no movie tie-in release,
no King Kong, no Terminator Salvation,
we are talking Cory in the House DS
level of memery here.
"I am in tears. The most beautiful
and well-designed game I have ever witnessed.
honestly should become
a classic for years to come."
I can definitely see The Life of Black Tiger
up there with the greats, you know,
The Last of Us, Spyro the Dragon,
Life of Black Tiger.
*Original Subtitler Dies*
You know, you'll have like an RPG section
come up in the PS4 Store
you know, you got Skyrim
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
and then at the very front (featured games are at the top on PS4 "Pyro") Life Of Black Tiger
"What's with the dislikes? This is Game of The Year material"
*pyrogasm*
Too true
Too true... This man here
This man speaks the truth
This game
Game of The Year material, look past the graphics.
What you got to understand is
Games with bad graphics
are the best storywise
This game has a fucking amazing story

English: 
it gets absolutely memed to shit.
Now, we ain't talking about no...
Movie-tying release.
No King Kong. No
Terminator Salvation.
We are talking
Cory in the House DS.
Level of memery here.
'I'm in tears... The most beautiful and well-designed game I have ever witnessed. Honestly should become a classic for years to come.'
I can certainly see the Life of Black Tiger
up there, with the greats, y'know
'The Last of Us'
'Spyro the Dragon'
...'Life of Black Tiger'
y'know, you'll have like an RPG section
come up in PS4 store,
Ya got Skyrim,
Deus Ex, Mankind Divided,
and then, at the very front...
The Life of Black Tiger.
'What's with the dislikes? This is Game of the Year material'
...ah, too true
too true. This man here,
this man speaks the truth.
This game
GOTY material. Look past the graphics
What you've got to understand, is
games with bad graphics
are the best story-wise.
This game
Has a fucking AMAZING story.

English: 
'Do I need a PS4 pro to play on this?'
the thing is, I don't think he's memeing. I think he's being genuine.
Imagine that though, right
Ya get a stock PS4, you boot it up
You play the Life of Black Tiger, and it's like... Nah
Can't play it.
You don't have the specs.
Ya need 700GB RAM.
To run this masterpiece.
You see this? All this AI
Those blades of grass?
They got fuckin' AI as well, each one of them
Individually programmed.
Unless you've got
a military hardware PC
You're not gonna be able to run the Life of Black Tiger.
A lot of you have probably picked up on the fact that I'm
changing the title of a game
from life to legend every few seconds.
It's 'cuz I care so fucking little about this game.
'This game makes the Last of Us look like garbage'
There we go, this man- this man here
Praise this man.
He's totally right.
The Last of Us.
The Last of Us Remastered.
Get the fuck- Last of Us 2.
Don't even release.
D-G-Get out my house.
You don't even need to release, my friend
'cuz, The Life
of Black Tiger

English: 
"Do I need a PS4 Pro to play this?"
The thing is, I don't think he is memeing. I think he is actually being genuine
Imagine that though right?
You get a stock PS4. You boot it up
You play The "Legend" of Black Tiger and it's like... Nah
Can't play it
You don't have the specs
You need
700 GB of RAM
To run this masterpiece
You see all this, all this AI
Those blades of Grass
They got fucking AI as well, each one of them... individually programed
Unless you got a military-hardware PC
You're not going to be able to run The Life of Black Tiger
A lot of you probably have picked up on the fact that I'm changing the title of the game
From "Life" to "Legend", every 5 seconds
It's because I care so fucking little about this game
"This game make The Last of Us look like garbage"
THERE WE GO, THIS MAN, THIS MAN HERE... PRAISE THIS MAN!
He's totally Right
The Last of Us?
The Last of Us Remastered?
Get the fuck-- The Last of Us 2
Don't even release
Don't-- Go--- Get Out Of My House
You don't-- You don't even need to release, my friend. Because
The Life
of Black Tiger

Polish: 
"Czy ta gra wymaga PS4 Pro?"
Najlepsze jest to, że nie wydaje mi się by on trollował. Serio nie wie.
Wyobrażacie sobie?
Macie zwykłe PS4, odpalacie
The Legend of Black Tiger a tu... nope.
Nie pograsz.
Nie spełniasz wymagań.
Potrzebujesz
700GB RAMu
By odpalić to arcydzieło.
Wsztstko to, całe SI
Źdźbła trawy
One tez mają SI. Każde z nich jest indywidualnie zaprogramowane.
O ile nie masz wojskowej klasy PCta,
nie pograsz w The Life of Black Tiger.
Zauważyliście pewnie, że używam zamiennie w tytule
"Life" i  "Legend" co 5 sekund.
Jest to spowodowane tym, jak mało mnie to obchodzi.
"The Last of us blednie przy tej grze."
No i jest. Ten człowiek. Ta osoba. Niech będzie pochwalona!
Ma absolutną rację.
The last of us?
The Last of Us Remastered?
Weź nie pierdol- The last of us 2
Nawet nie wydawajcie
Nie, weź, wypad stąd,
Nawet nie ma potrzeby tego wydawać. Ponieważ...
The Life
Of Black Tiger

English: 
has you pinned to the wall
The Last of Us 2?
They could have released that a year ago, but they are pussies
Naughty Dog be like
"Oh, we can't release right now.
We gotta let The Life of Black Tiger come out
Because we know that game is gonna kick our ass"
"We can't release that, give it a year for the hype to die down
Unless they release The Life of Black Tiger: Collector's Edition."
Now with the collectable:
_Printed Out PNG Of A Tiger_
*Not Stolen From Google Images*
*And Not Like Our Thumbnail*
hi im am beeethoben i willl play a song for u oon mi piaaano
I Took Look Around As Well To See If There's Any Other
Particullar Terrible Sony Launches Recently
There's This Other Game At The Moment
Called Skyligth: Range 2
And It's Just Terrible Looking
Imagine... Final Fantasy
Good Game... Good Franchise

Polish: 
Przybiło was do muru.
The Last of Us 2?
Mogli to wydać rok temu, ale są pizdami.
Naughty Dog:
"Nie możemy teraz wydać.
Musimy wypuścić The Life of Black Tiger na światło dzienne
Bo wiecie, ta gra rozjebie wszystkim mózg.
Nie możemy tego wydać, poczekać z rok aż przygaśnie hype.
CHYBA, że mowa o The Life of Black Tiger: Colector's Edition"
Dostępne z
Wydrukowanym PNG z tygrysem do kolekcjonowania.
*wcale nie ukradzonym z google images*
*zupełnie jak okładkę*
 
Zorientowałem się też czy są tez jakieś inne
Wybitnie słabe produkcje które Sony wypusciło
Znalazłem taką jedną grę
Skylight: Freeange 2
Wygląda okropnie.
Wyobraźcie sobie FInal Fantasy
Dobra gra, dobra seria

English: 
has you pinned to the wall.
The Last of Us 2?
They could've released that a year ago
but they're pussies
Naughty Dog be like
'Oh'
'We can't release right now'
'We gotta let the Life of Black Tiger come out, 'cuz we know'
'That game is gonna kick our ass.'
'We can't release that'
'Give it a year for the hype to die down.'
Unless they release
The Life of Black Tiger
Collectors edition.
Now with a collectable
printed out
PNG of a tiger.
That we stole from Google images.
that we used for the cover of our game.
I took a look around as well, to see
if there's any other particularly terrible
Sony launches recently.
there's this other game at the moment, called
'Skylight Freerange 2'
it's just as terrible looking
Now,
Imagine,
Final Fantasy.
a good game.
Good game franchise.
'Something dawned on me when I was on my own.'
'Any food you make tastes better when you use good ingredients.'
'Right?'

English: 
'Then if you take something already delicious like'
'cup noodles'
Imagine Final Fantasy
If it was made out of
Play dough.
Then melted.
and then...
made out of fucking lego
on top of that as well.
It's quite a- actually, nonononono
Just thought of it
Imagine if ROBLOX
Was an RPG.
There you go.
That's it, Skylight Freerange 2, sorted
That's pretty much all you need to know.
'Let's not make that mistake again'
'If we can jump'
[Crying, deformed pig noises]
I don't know why
Sony is allowing this
garbage onto it's store. Now,
You see a lot of kinda stuff like this
on Steam.
'cuz the greenlight and stuff like that where people
will literally buy
unity assets.
and stuff like that, from other games,
They'll go onto Unreal Engine, or
Cry Engine.
get a shit-ton of assets,
buy them. Buy lamposts,
PNG.
Use it in their game.
And then, they sell it
and get money eventually.
Now,

Polish: 
 
Wyobraźcie sobie Final Fantasy, zrobione z plasteliny.
Którą się stopiło
Następnie doprawione jakimś LEGO, czy innym duplo.
Toż to Zajebi... -W sumie, nie nie nie nie
Zastanówcie się nad tym, zastanówicie.
Wyobraźcie sobie gdyby ROBLOX
było RPG
Prosz.
To własnie Skylight: Freerange 2
Tyle wam wystarczy.
*uwaga na uszy*
>może uda sie nie popełnić tego błędu
po raz kolejny...
może się uda tam skoczyć...
 
 
 
*rip headphone users*
Nie wiem dlaczego Sony dopuszcza takie śmieci
do swojego sklepu.
Sporo tego typu rzeczy widuje się
na steamie
Bo Greenlight itp, gdzie ludzie
serio kupują
własności intelektualne pod Unity
i rzeczy z innych gier,
Jakby chcieli z tego UnrealEngine albo CryEngine
bierzcie wszystko, kupujcie lampy
.PNG
Użyjcie w innych graj, sprzedajcie
I ostatecznie może wam wpadnie troche hajsu.
Albo sami po sobie pojedźcie, bo zapomnicie się przelogować na inne konto.

English: 
mmm... airplane ramen
Imagine Final Fantasy If It Was Made Out Of Play Dough
Then Melted...
And Then Made Out Of Mega Blocks On Top Of That As Well
It's Ama--- Actually, No No No No No
Just Thougth Of It, Just Thougth Of It
Imagine If Roblox
Was An RPG
There Ya Go
That's It, Skyligth: Freerange 2 Sorted
That's Pretty Much All You Need To Know.
*Prepare Your Ears*
OK WELL LET'S NOT MAKE THAT MISSTAKE
AGAIN
MABEY WE CAN MAKE DAT CHUMP
dorito shuffle
3... 2... 1...
when you realise that these are actual games
*RAPE*
I Dunno Why Sony Is Allowing This Garbage
Onto It's Store
Now See A lot Of Kinda Stuff Like This
On Gabe Newell's Church Of Holy Vidgy Gams
Because Of Greenligth And Stuff Like That, Where People
Will Literally Buy
Unity Assets
And Stuff From Other Games Like
Like They Are going To Unreal Engine Or CryEngine
Get A Shitton Of Assets, Buy Lamposts
(PNG)
Use It In Their Game... And Then They Sell It
And Get Money Eventually
Or Roast Themselves To Get Simpathy But They Forget to Log In to Another Account.

English: 
that's because Steam is very fucking poorly regulated.
now, a lot of you might disagree with me
but, let's be fair, you've been on the Steam store a couple times
and you've seen that one TERRIBLE looking game
that you've had to do a double take on.
it's like when you see a clown in the street
on a unicycle
juggling dildos,
Ya gotta do a double take.
ya gotta just be like 'did I just see that? what?'
It's definitely one of those situations
and
with Steam
unfortunately
with Steam, we've come to accept it now that there's a lot of garbage content on Steam.
Usually I just boot up
fucking Overwatch, or
GTA 5 and just ignore that stuff.
but
unfortunately,
with Sony,
and Microsoft
it's a lot more limited.
Right? You've got a lot less choice.
With Steam,
You got tons of choices. Ya got PC exclusives,
PC master race. Go post on Reddit.
very, very proud of ya.
so, with Sony and Microsoft
you'd think they'd regulate their content better
but...
no. it's become an absolute mess
Instead of Banjo Kazooie,
they've got

English: 
And That's Because Gabe Newell's Church Of Holy vidgy gams Has No Flaws
And Not Poorly Regulated
Now A Lot Of People Will Agree With Me
But Let's Be Fair, You've Been On The Church's Store And Seen A Couple Of Times That
That AWSOME FUCKING GAME WITH NO FLAWS
And You Bougth It Instantly Because It's the Church's Summer Sale
It's Like When You See A 101 Dollar Bill On The Street
Levatating
Slowly Creeping Onto Your Wallet
You Gotta Get It Fast
ok i'll stop
It's Defenatly One Of Those Situations
And With Steam Unfortunatly
We've Come To Accept It Now
There's A Lot Of Garbage Content On Steam
Usually I Just Boot Up Fucken Overwatch
Or Dead Video Game #7,474,274 And Just Ignore That Stuff
But... Unfortunetly
With Sony And Mike Rowe Soft
It's A Lot More Limited
You've Got A Lot Less Choice
But With Steam You Have All These Choices, You've Got PC Exclusives
And The PC Master Race, Go post On Reddit. Very, Very Proud Of Ya!
So With Sony And Mike Rowe Soft
You Think They'll Regulate Their Content Better
But... No, It's Become A Absolute Mess

Polish: 
Wszystko to, bo steam ma generalnie nieszczelne regulacje
 
wielu może się nie zgodzic
Ale bądźmy szczerzy, byłeś na steamie kilka razy,
i była tam jakaś mega chujowa gra
Że musiałes spojrzeć jeszcze raz.
Coś jak idąc ulicą widzisz klauna
Na monocyklu
Żonglującego dildami
No po prostu musisz spojrzeć drugi raz
Co ja patrze. Co do chuja.
I to właśnie jedna  z takich sytuacji.
A ze steamem
Już się niestety pogodziliśmy w tym aspekcie
Jest sporo śmieci na steamie.
Zazwyczaj odpalę sobie jakiegoś Overwatcha
Albo inne GTAV i wyjebane.
Ale niestety...
w przypadku Sony I MS
jest nieco restrykcyjniej.
Masz dużo mniejszy wybór.
Na steamie jest wybór jak stąd do Berlina, masz Exclusivy na PC
PC Master Race, idźcie coś zapostować na Reddicie. Jestem z was dumny.
Wracając do Sony i MS:
Wydaje się, że lepiej regulują swój content.
Otóż nie, tam jest totalna maniana.

English: 
Nutjob and Dickbag
N-Nutjob and Dickbag.
Wow.
That needs to be a game.
That needs to be a game.
a literal
nut, like a screw,
and just a bag of dicks.
they team up.
They collect jigsaw pieces
They can't collect jigsaw pieces, 'cuz it's
'cuz that's copyrighted
They collect...
Uhhh...
Condoms!
There ya go
This sounds like a great game.
Sony.
Sony, ya got yourself a new IP
The Life of Black Tiger
get the fuck out. it's all about
Nutjob and Dickbag now.
Gonna be a good game
Good game
I don't think many of you know this, but
before I switched to PC
ALL I played was Xbox
I was a complete Xbox fuckboy,
and they had this thing, called the Indie Marketplace
which was a place where
Anyone could make their own games, and then upload it
as their own release. Now, the problem with that was
pretty much everything that was uploaded
was absolute fucking garbage.
Pretty much.

Polish: 
Zamiast Banjo Kazooie, mają Nut Job and Dick Bag
Nacho and idgaf
wow
Trzeba z tego zrobić grę.
Nakrętka. Taka od śruby.
I worek kutasów.
Zakładają armię pierdolnięcia, zbierają puzzle. No, może nie puzzle, bo to nazwa wlasna.
Zbierają... yh... Kondomy!
Prosz.
Brzmi jak świetna gra, Sony.
Sony, właśnie macie nowego IP,
The life of Black Tiger? Wypierdalać.
Teraz Nut Job and Dick Bag
To będzie świetna gra.
GG.
Pewnie niewielu z was wie, że zanim przesiadłem się na PC
Grałem Tylko na Xboxie. Byłem chłopcem do ruchania.
I tam był kącik gier indie.
To było miejsce, gdzie każdy mógł zrobić sobie grę.
Następnie ją tam wrzucić. Takie troche wydawanie.
Problem polegał na tym
Że praktycznie każda gra była mega chujowa.
No większość.

English: 
Instead Of Banjo Kazooie ( Goty 199X) You've Got Nut Job And Dick Bag
nucho and duck big
doge
That Needs To Be A Game, That Needs To Be A Game
A Litteral Nut, Like A Screw
And Just A Bag of Dicks' Restaurant And Grill In Detroit
They Team Up, They Collect Jigsaw Pieces. Well Not Jigsaw Pieces, that's copyraigthh
 
oG aY erehT
That Sounds Like A Great Game, Sony
 
The Life Of Black Tiger (I Forgot This Was The Reason Behind The Vid) Get The Fuck Out!
It's All About Nut Job And Dick Bag
It's Gonna Be A Good Game
gg
I Don't Think Any Of You Now This But before i Switched To PC
All I Played Was Xbucks, I Was A Complete Xbucks Fuckboi
And They had This Thing Called The Indie Marketplace
It Was A Place Where Anyone Could Make Their Own Games
And Upload It... As Pretty Much Their Own Release
Now The Problem With That Was
Pretty Much Everything Uploaded Was Absolute Fucking Garbage
Pretty Much

English: 
Like, for example, you had some DAY-Z clone
Ya had a Minecraft cl- You had Fortress Craft.
Ya guys remember Fortress Craft?
I remember Fortress Craft.
That was a good game. [Clinically Depressed Accent]
I LOVE FORTRESS CRAFT!
The problem is, when small-time creators given the chance
to create, or craft something
a lot of them
don't utilise it. they're not like
'I'm gonna make an original game'
they just steal a bunch of assets
and then, horribly cobble together something - usually from something else
now, I'm not saying that stealing
from another game, or
taking influence is bad.
Look at Terraria.
That's clearly influenced by Minecraft
but it's still a good game, and
Minecraft itself
is influenced by that fucking InfiniMiner game.
so, you need influence from everywhere
but obviously, if you're literally paying for unity assets
or assets from other games
and not reshaping them or re-working them
that's actually just copy-pasting them, and sticking a game up
you've got the Life of Black Tiger

Polish: 
Np był jakiś klon DayZ
Klon minecrafta, był Fortress Craft.
Kojarzycie fortress craft,
ja pamiętam.
Świetna gra.
No wspaniała.
Problem polega na tym, że gdy da sie się małym twórcom szansę na stworzenie czegoś
Wielu z nich nie skorzysta z tego.
Nie myślą w kategoriach 'stworzę coś oryginalnego"
Po prostu kradną własność intelektualną i nagle
nieudolnie sklejają jakaś hybrydę
Nie mówię, że kradnięcie z innych gier, lub inspirowanie się nimi jest złe.
Np taka terraria.
ewidentnie zainspirowana minecraftem.
Ale nadal spoko gra. A nawet taki minecraft
Jest zainspirowany infiniminerem.
Inspiracje są dobre.
Ale jeśli płacicie tylko za gotowe fragmenty
z innych gier
Nie modyfikując jej w żadnym wymiarze
Czyli generalnie kopiuj-wklej i wystawienie tego

English: 
Like For Example You Had Some Dayz Clone
You Got A Minecra--- You Got Fortress Craft
You guys Remember Fortress Craft
oh yeah i member
member how gut it was?
i wuved fortres crap
The Problem Is When Small Time Creators Are Given The Chance To Create Or Craft Something
A Lot Of Them Don't Utilize It
They're Not Like "Im Gonna Make A Original Game*
They Just Steal A Bunch Of Assets, And Then
Make Something Horribly Cobbled Together Or Make Something Stealing From Something Else
Now I'm Not Saying That Stealing From Another Game Or taking Influence Is Bad
Look At 2D Minecraft
That's Crearly Influenced By Fortresscraft
But It's Still A Good Game And Fortresscraft Itself
Is Influenced By Castleminer Z
So you Need Influenza From Everywhere
But if You Are Leafy Paying For A bunch Of Unity Assets
Or Assets From Other Games
And Not Reshaping Them Or Reworking Them
It's Actually Call Of Duting Them and Then Sticking the Game Up

English: 
You Got The Life Of Black Tiger And Other Completely Horrible Games That Are Just Mish-Mash Stolen Assets
And They look Horendus, Absolutly Horendus
And It's Even More Scary When You Get A Bad Game On A Good Engine, But It Desieves You Because The Graphics Look Good
Fortunetly In Life Of Black Tiger, Nothing looks Good
So You See That It's a Piece Of Shit, You Find That It's A Piece Of Shit And You Know That It's A Piece Of Shit And Stay Hell Away from It Because You Have More Than Two Brain Cells
Know What I Done Is I Also Visited The Plauge Lands
To See The Reviews
Of The Life Of Black Tiger
And ALL The Reviews Say That The Game Is Nothing Short Of A Masterpiece
"The Life Of Black Tiger Will Be Innovative To The Whole Gaming Market
2017 Starts With Possibly One Of the Best Looking Games Of All Time
I'm Calling It Now, 2017. Best Year Of Gaming." 10
vietnam
he gave the game a fucken 10

Polish: 
Jest np taki Life of Black Tiger, i inne chujowe gry, które są mixem kradzionych własności intelektualnych
Wyglądają obleśnie, skandalicznie.
Gorzej jest tylko wtedy, gdy słaba gra jest na dobrym silniku. Co usypia twoją czujność, bo grafika wygląda nieźle.
Na szczęscie, w przypadku Life of Black Tiger, nie ma ani jednej takiej rzeczy.
Wygląda jak gówno, zachowuje się jak gówno, to jest gówno. Trzymasz sie od tego z daleka, jeśli nie jesteś amebą.
Obczajałem też MC
żeby sprawdzić recenzje
na temat The Life of Black Tiger
i WSZYSTKIE recenzje przedstawiają tytuł w samych superlatywach.
Patrzcie jaki mam fajny telefon
Samsung w ogole mi nie płaci za reklamę
To chyba SGS6, biorę 10.
 
Serio, dał temu 10?

English: 
and other completely horrible games, that are just
mish-mashed, stolen assets
and they look horrendous
they look absolutely horrendous
it's even more scary, when you get a game made on a good engine, that's
total shit, but it deceives you because the graphics look good.
Fortunately,
with Life of Black Tiger, nothing looks appealing
so you see it, you find that it's a piece of shit, you know it's a piece of shit, and you stay well away from it
if you have more than two brain cells.
Now, what i've also done is, I've visited Metacritic
to see the reviews.
of The Life of Black Tiger
and ALL the reviews are saying
the game is nothing short of a masterpiece.
'The Life of Black Tiger
will be innovative to the whole gaming market.
2017 starts up with possibly one of the best looking games of all time. I'm calling it now, 2017 best year of gaming'
Ten.
He gave the game a fucking ten
'After playing this masterpiece of a game, I have achieved Nirvana,

Polish: 
Zauważyliście taką ciekawą zależnośc, że jak jest tekst mówiony i pisany, lub co gorsza są dwa teksty pisane, w dodatku różne, z czego jeden z nich się nie pokrywa z tym co jest mówione, to idzie ocipieć? I tak wiadomo, że sztuczna recenzja, wiec jakie ma znaczenie co tam jest.
Lubie placki w kształcie PS4.
10.
Nie zdziwiłbym się, gdyby ktoś chciał użyć tych recenzji jako dowód, że Gaben jest prawdziwy.
Z innych ciekawostek, wiecie, że chcą wprowadzić kolejną pojebaną ustawę? Jest już antyrerrorystyczna, jest inwigilacyjna, teraz chcą wglądu do naszych portfeli. Poszukajcie sobie info.
Serio. 10.
No po prostu
Już nie ma ratunku dla ludzkości, nie?
W sensie wiecie, dajemy takiemu Life of Tiger dychę
Corey in the House na DS
Jasne, dajcie temu dychę, spoko
Ale the life of black tiger? Nawet jak na mema,

English: 
After playing this masterpiece of a game, I have achieved nirvana. I'm lost in a lucid dream. Words cannot describe the emotions I am experiencing at this very moment. Everything that this games offers is top notch.
Must Play For PS4 Owners
ten
Like, I Wouldn't Be Suprised If I Read A Review And Somone Is Trying To Show It As Concrete Proof That Gabe Newell Exists
2 lazy
pen pineapple apple 10
is just
There's No Fucking Hope Mankind At This Point, Is There?
You Know, We've The Life Of Black Tiger a Ten
Now, Corey In The House On DS
You Give That Game A Ten, No Problems
But life Of Black Tiger, EVEN FOR A MEME

English: 
I'm lost in a lucid dream. Words cannot describe the emotions I am experiencing at this very moment.
Everything this game has to offer is top notch, from the gameplay to the music, it left me speechless.
Heaven does exist, and this game is proof of that
I can now touch the universe
with the tip of my fingers.
A must play for PS4 owners.'
Ten.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if I read a review and someone was trying to show it as concrete proof that God exists
'A modern masterpiece. No other game has delved into the same territory as this one. It's a masterpiece in experimental and avant-garde games.
Absolutely beautiful.'
Ten.
There's no fuckin' hope for man kind at this point, is there?
y'know? we're giving
The Life of Black Tiger... a ten
Now, Cory in the House on DS
You give that game a ten
No problems. But Life of Black Tiger?
Even for a meme

Polish: 
to trochę kurwa przesada.
A jak jesteście jeszcze za młodzi, by was interesował wgląd rządu w stan waszych kont bankowych i historię przelewów, to przekażcie info rodzicom. Póki wam dają hajs na życie, to też w waszym interesie by byli doinformowani.
10.
Po prostu... to nie ma sensu.
No nie ma kurwa sensu.
Bez sensu.
Sprawdziłem każdą stronę
Na której recenzują tę grę.
I wszyscy dają 10/10.
I w ten sposób promuje się grę.
A potem ludzie ją kupują, bo jest promowana, a myslą że tak jest za sprawą jakości.
Dobra, ludzie. Wiem, że robicie to dla beki
Ale przez was ludzie serio to kupują...
przez co chujowe studia i wydawnictwa dostają hajs
yh
No no, beka, ale czemu to robicie. Nie no, smiesznie.
 
 
Oczywistym dla mnie jest, że The life of black tiger sprzeda sie w nakładzie kilku milionów

English: 
YOU'RE Streching It A Little Fucking Bit
reed the beed
1 + 9
Just... Fackin Ell, There's No Point
There's No fuckin Point
theres no point
I Have Checked Every Single Gaming Site
That Is Reviewing This Game
They Are All Giving The Game A Ten Out Of Ten
And This Has Actually Made The Game Get Promoted
So People ARE FUCKING BUYING IT Thinking That It's Actually Good
Now Guys... I Get That You're Doing It For A Meme
But You Are Actually Tricking People Into Buying It
Therefore Giving the Shit Company Money
puf
It Is Funny But What Are You Doing, It Is Funny Thougth
Copyrigth Ethan Klien
Copyrigth Strike
Now I Understand That Life Of Black Tiger Is Going On To Sell Millions And Millions Of Copies

English: 
You're stretching it a little fucking bit.
'People buy a PS4 to play Uncharted, The Last Guardian, God of War.
BUT. This is the game you need to play, awesome adventure in SO
many types of enemies, there's nothing bad in the game!
Ten.
Just... Fucking hell, there's no point.
There's no fucking point
There's no point.
I have checked every single game site
that is reviewing this game
they are ALL giving the game
a ten out of ten
and this has actually made the game get promoted
so people are fucking buying it
thinking that it's actually good.
now, guys, I get that you are doing it for a meme
but you're actually tricking people into buying this shit
therefore, giving this shit company money
It's funny, but what are you doing? ...It is funny though
[Old man cough]
[Choking to actual death]
now obviously I understand that the Life of Black Tiger is gonna go on to sell millions
and millions of copies. So

English: 
So, What I'm Gonna Do Is Create The Sequel To Black Tiger
The Life Of White Tiger
It's The Exact Same Game
They Stole Assets, I Stole Those Assets From them
By Coloring The Tiger White
That's Uhh... That's It
Buy My Game
*asmr sounds*
Buy My... Buy my Fucking Game
[Subtitles By Skyrecruit 11 And Some Other Guy That Died At 5 Minutes]
[Song: Took Two Pyrosanacal]
[Follow Pyro On Twitter And Friend Him On Facebook at @Pyrocynical (T) Pyrocynical (F)]
1 to the 2 to the 2 to the tree
I like the pussy and i like the
trEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Polish: 
więc rozsądnym krokiem z mojej strony będzie stworzenie sequela.
The Life of White tiger.
Dokładnie ta sama gra
Oni kradną materiały, a ja je kradę od nich.
I koloruję tygrysa na biało.
No, także tyle.
Kupujcie moją grę.
 
KUPOWAĆ MOJĄ GRĘ
Sub: _XaL_
 
 
 
 
 

English: 
what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna create the sequel to Life of the Black Tiger
'The Life of White Tiger'
It's the exact same game. They stole assets
I stole the assets
from them
But I coloured the tiger white
that's... that's it
buy my game.
buy my fucking game
[Whitewoods Beachwalk remix]
ONE TO THE TWO TO THE TWO TO THE THREE
YA LIKE GOOD PUSSI AND I LIKE GOOD TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
