• From being wrapped head to toe in bandages
to donating sperm for science, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact more of the best true
stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
things we’ve ever been asked to do.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Kidlike101 Mimi
Before Mimi was a Planet Dolan superstar she
worked as a professional makeup artist.
When she first started Mimi accepted a job
offer from a random Instagram model.
It was… well, a little strange!
When she arrived at the site Mimi met the
model who she strongly suspected was a porn
star.
The model told Mimi she wanted every inch
of her body covered with foundation.
She wanted a ‘more bronzed look’ and gave
Mimi very specific instructions on which body
parts to highlight, contour… and bleach!
Mimi wasn’t comfortable with this at all,
but she didn’t want to say no in case her
new business got negative feedback.
So after doing the job, she threw away all
the brushes used on the model’s privates
and added a no nudity clause to her website!
Number 9 was submitted by retroactiveMayhem
Civilspider
One time Civilspider was walking home from
work when he saw a strange man on the other
side of the street.
The man was pacing back and forth and ranting
about an alien invasion.
Civilspider tried to sneak past but the old
man shouted, “Hey you!” and ran across
the street.
The old man leaned in really close to Civilspider
and said, “Do you have the secret code?”
When Civilspider told him no the man said,
“But you need to help me find the secret
code!
It’s the only way we can survive their attacks!”
Civilspider was afraid of getting stabbed
so he pretended to look around for the code.
As soon as the man turned his back Civilspider
was out of there.
He raced home as fast as his legs would carry
him, with the old man screaming hysterically
behind him…
So if the world one day gets destroyed by
aliens we should all blame Civilspider!
Number 8 was submitted by modern_silence Snewpee
One day Snewpee caught the bus home and got
a very strange request.
It started when a four-hundred-pound man got
on and took the seat right next to Snewpee,
even though the rest of the bus was empty!
Snewpee tried to ignore him by listening to
music.
But when she put on her sweat shirt her ear
buds fell out and the overweight man started
talking to her.
He rambled on and on about his day and then
all of sudden asked Snewpee if she would marry
him!
When she said no he said, “I’ll give you
10,000 dollars if you do!”
Snewpee again said no but the man kept insisting.
He then upped his price to $20,000, then 50,000,
then a million!
Snewpee put her ear buds back in and tried
to ignore him for the rest of the journey.
Back then she was new to catching the bus.
But she now knows all about the weirdos you
meet on public transport…
Number 7 was submitted by zwallyzool1 Hellbent
A few years ago Hellbent worked as the head
of security for a fertility clinic.
One day the head engineer came into Hellbent’s
office and sheepishly asked if Hellbent would
do him a huge favour.
Hellbent said, “Sure.
What do you need?”
So the engineer explained that the fertility
clinic needed lots of different sperm samples
to help calibrate their new machine.
At first Hellbent didn’t believe him, but
then the head doctor called him and confirmed
it was true.
So at that point Hellbent grabbed a cup and
some porn and stepped up to help his fellow
man.
There’s never a dull day working security,
but Hellbent has always remembered the time
he got asked to jizz in a cup at work.
Number 6 was submitted by PlatinumGodIsaac
Grgak
When Grgak was twelve he had this dog who
was not exactly the brightest pooch around.
One day Grgak’s mom called him downstairs
because the dog had eaten a whole bunch of
dental floss.
Grgak’s mom told him to reach in and pull
it out.
But Grgak was like, “No way, mom!
That’s gross!”
His mom then sweetened the deal by offering
him fifty dollars.
Grgak agreed and dove right in.
He has never been the same since…
Number 5 was submitted by Clemntinetwd Spincess
When Spincess was thirteen she had this strange
friend who was always getting her to do weird
stuff.
One day she gathered a group of their school
friends together and asked Spincess to lick
a leaf.
Spincess was like, “Hmm…
That’s kind of w eird…” but she wanted
to impress them so she stuck her tongue out
and did it!
When she was finished her friend turned the
leaf over to reveal the big dick that was
drawn on it!
Spincess’s friends spent the rest of the
week calling her ‘Dick Leaf’…
Number 4 was submitted by Jacqueline0231 Pandora
When Pandora was thirteen her parents took
her to visit her kooky grandma.
As soon as they arrived, Pandora’s parents
had to go shopping so they left Pandora alone
with her grandma.
Pandora’s grandma asked her to wait on the
porch while she went inside to get something.
She came back holding a weird burning candle
and said, “This will ward off all the evil
around you!”
Pandora nodded and so her grandma started
walking around her shouting random gibberish.
Pandora was then told to twirl around in circles
while spinning her arms and hopping on one
foot.
When she was finished she had to sing a hymn
at the top of her lungs to ‘appease the
lost spirits’.
Pandora felt really stupid afterwards.
When her parents came back they looked at
Pandora and asked why she smelt like smoke
and burned hair…
Number 3 was submitted by Potty4potter Doopie
When Doopie was twelve she took a family vacation
to the coast.
As they lay on the beach Doopie noticed a
really angry man staring at her.
He was with his wife and kid, but that didn’t
stop his creepy staring.
Doopie was freaked out but tried to ignore
it.
Eventually her mom noticed and told the man
to stop.
A short while later Doopie went to the bathroom.
When she came out she saw the creepy man had
followed her!
Doopie bravely asked him what he wanted and
he said, “My wife thinks your hair is prettier
than hers.
Can you like… get rid of it?”
Doopie was shocked.
She asked if he meant for her to hide it under
a hat and the man said, “No, I mean can
you shave it all off?
It’s really upsetting her.”
He then produced an electric razor from his
fanny pack and said, “Here.
I’ll use this!”
Luckily Doopie’s mum swooped in and rescued
her just as he was reaching for her hair.
Doopie will never forget the day she narrowly
escaped a random head shaving!
Number 2 was submitted by Kawaii_goaty Ladybot
One day Ladybot’s friend from another school
asked if she would come to her class and help
out with a school project.
She didn’t tell Ladybot what the project
was about, but Ladybot agreed because she
wanted to help.
When she arrived Ladybot was told to lie down
on a table and stay still.
Her friend then told her the project was about
how Egyptian mummies are made.
Before Ladybot could back out, her mouth was
duct taped and she was wrapped in very tight
bandages.
She was then placed in a prop tomb and left
there until the class presentation hours later!
Ladybot still likes to help out her friends,
but now she asks exactly what the favour is
before she agrees!
