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>> Colin: OKAY.
LIKE I SAY THE U.S. CONFERENCE
OF BISHOPS WRAPPED UP THEIR
ANNUAL MEETING ON SATURDAY.
CARDINAL MAHONEY SAID, QUOTE,
WE NEED TO MAKE THE CHURCH
SAFE AGAIN.
SO THE BISHOPS HAVE SET UP A
COMMITTEE TO WORK ON WAYS TO
MAKE THE CHURCH A SAFER PLACE.
>> ALL RIGHT LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT NOW.
THE GOAL WE'RE AFTER HERE IS
TO RID THE CHURCH OF ALL
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY.
IS THAT TRUE?
>> RIGHT.
I SEE PLENTY OF LIKELY
CANDIDATES.
>> MAYBE IF WE TOSSED ALL THE
SUSPICION SPEECH WHO HAVE
GIVEN UNORTHODOX SERMONS.
A FATHER IN OHIO GAVE A 6:00
MASS COMPARING THE SERMON ON
THE MOUNT WITH THE SPEECH AT
THE AWARDS.

English: 
>> THAT'S SOMETHING TO LOOK
FOR, YES.
ANY OTHER PEOPLE LINING UP FOR
COMMUNION WHILE HE MADE THE
CHURCH ORGANIST PLAY "IF HE
CAN SEE ME NOW."
>> FATHER McNAMARA ANOTHER
ONE.
THEY ALL GOT THE IRISH NAMES.
HE HAD TO BE CURTAILED ON
SEVERAL PRACTICES.
FIRST OF ALL, I SAY NO MORE
CHURCH OUTINGS TO MIRACLES ON
ICE.
SECONDLY, NO MORE CHURCH
PICNICS IN THE REST AREA OFF
OF I-95.
AND SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO TELL
THEM YOU DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE
FOR THE NEW JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
ALBUM.
>> THAT'S THE SAME FELLOW THAT
MISREPRESENTED THEM, DID HE
NOT?
>> HE DID INDEED.
JESUS DID NOT HAVE ANY PARBLS
WHERE THE PRODIGAL SON STAYED
AWAY FROM HOME AND ONLY CAME
BACK FOR WEDDINGS AND
FUNERALS.
USUALLY IN THE COMPANY OF A
STRIKING YOUNG FILL STEEN.
>> THERE'S A FELLOW HERE IN
MASSACHUSETTS WHO IS GOING TO
BE A PROBLEM.
CARDINAL LAW CANNOT KEEP HIS

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RESPECT IF HE'S KNOWN AS THE
OLD QUEEN THAT SIGNS MY
PAYCHECK.
>> THAT'S A RED FLAG.
THAT'S A RED FLAG RIGHT THERE.
I DON'T THINK HE CAN REVEAL
ENVY FOR JESUS BECAUSE HE WAS
SHREDDED AND YOU CAN'T GET RID
OF THE LOVE HANDLES.
>> NO YOU CAN'T.
YOU'VE GOT A SMOKING GUN RIGHT
HERE.
WHAT ABOUT THE BISHOP, WHEN HE
COMES OUT DRESSED IN HIS RED
ROBES YOU DON'T YELL.
>> TALK ABOUT YOUR SMOKING
GUNS, THAT WOULD BE ONE
INDEED.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHO I'D KEEP
AN EYE ON.
THIS FELLOW JUST OUTSIDE OF
CHICAGO.
FATHER CAHILL.
ANOTHER IRISHMAN.
HE'S ON A RETREAT WITH THE
BENEDICTINE MONKS.
HE SAID TOO MUCH BEEN DECK
TEEN, NOT ENOUGH MONK.
>> IS THAT THE SAME ONE THAT
ORDERED THE STAINED GLASS
WINDOW OF THE GUY FROM THE BO-
FLECK COMMERCIAL?
>> NO.
>> HI, GUYS JUST FIGURED I'D

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>> HE'S A BIG FAN OF YOURS.
>> I'M SURE.
>> I LOVE YOU.
SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T S ON
TELEVISION.
>> ACTUALLY I'VE UPDATED THAT
A LITTLE BIT.
NOW I HAVE SEVEN NEW WORDS.
>> SEVEN NEW WORDS YOU CAN'T
SAY ON TELEVISION.
WELCOME TO THE JIM NORTON SHOW,
EVERYBODY.
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