- So I took one of those
online ancestry tests
and it turns out I'm 3.4% viking.
So I joined the viking
academy to get more in touch
with my long lost heritage.
Shouldn't be too difficult.
- To be a viking, you must be fierce,
clever, loyal,
buff, tall, and most importantly,
you must posses the heart of a dragon.
(dramatic music)
Let's begin.
(yelling and grunting)
(dramatic music)
(yelling)
(dramatic music)
(chuckles)
(dramatic music)
(axes thwacking)
(dramatic music)
(clunk of ax)
- Ah, impressive work, Sven.
I think you can start
working on your shield now.
- Hmmm, oh.
- Whatcha got here, Zach?
- [Zach] This is my finished ax.
- All right well, test her out.
I mean, it's a bit flimsy.
(yelling)
- [Crowd Together] Fight,
fight, fight, fight.
(yelling)
(laughing)
(dramatic music)
(wings flapping)
(dramatic music)
(Zach yelling)
- Congratulations, you're a viking.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cograt...
Uh, Zach, you cheated.
You failed every test and
you barely even finished.
I've never seen such a
sorry excuse for a viking.
- But you admit I'm a viking, eh?
Put 'er there.
Oh, sorry.
So I guess these ancestry
results aren't that accurate.
Wait, what?
I'm 2% Scottish?
(bagpipes playing)
