Our first story is coming from Jake Paul
(ew)
It is official! he is over 10 million subs and he has been rewarded the DIAMOND play button from YouTube
Now he uploaded a video today showing off his diamond play button, but there was some paparazzi across the street
Filming him filming his video and well let's just say the behind the scenes is incredibly cringy (I bet it is...)
Roll it
**Cringe!!!**
And ladies and gentleman that is how you entertain 10 year olds
Already with the paparazzi. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Alright film me film me. Got me in frame? Alright.
What's up Jake Paulers! Today we're gonna go burn down the city of LA
cringing dabbing Xd
Alsooo eh-hahah
Also in the news KSI vs. NetNobody these diss tracks are coming out tomorrow!
And things were hyped up this morning on Twitter when KSI tweeted out this
Tomorrow hands up hands up
showing a picture of himself in a bathtub with bubbles
aaand...who is that girl?
it's official!
SkyDidMinecraft's baby mama is in KSI's
new..disstrack on him that is coming out tomorrow
but NetNoBody responded..
by saying this:"i photoshopped your image cause im secretly very mad", showing a picture of KSI
with a Snickers bar in his mouth
I mean I think that's meant to be a Snickers bar *laughs at his own joke* (GREAT!)
also in the nudes...
Tanna Mongeau
now I personally like Tanna Mongeau
however  I'm gon- I'm gonna have to call her out
alright? she did some shitty stuff
she uploaded this video titled "8 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED AT OUR VENUE *notclickbait*
now let me ask ya a question
when you see this thumbnail of her "crying"
her saying that 8 people were murdered at her venue
it says "*not clickbait*"
are you thinking that *idk her* was on tour
she's doing this tour
somebody comes with a gun and kills 8 people at her tour
is that what you- that's what I thought (I agree)
it says NO CLICKBAIT
wrong...apparently  people got murdered there before
*KeemStar's mating call*
roll it
*idk her name is talking.....I'm not making any subtitles for this...*
(so how was your day?)
(good? nice...so was mine!)
(I'm just waiting for her to shut up..)
(the weather is nice)
(...)
(this is boring..)
(is it just me or does she say "like" a lot?)
(I don't think it's only me...)
(god this is boring)
(I will never subscribe to *idk her name*...)
(sorry if you're a fan of her...)
(will she just keep going?)
(I wanna die now...)
(booooooring....GTA vice city cheat code hell yeah!)
(I'll just mute the video for now...)
(FINALLY! okay have fun dying....
what the flippin' flip Tanna (idk how to spell that name sorry :/)
Alsoooo in the nudes
Ice Poseidon is a big streamer here on YouTube
and uh him and Anything For Views (you mean Jake Paul?)
were streaming last night on YouTube
They were in a bar, they were having some drinks when somebody SWATTED THEM
that's right, somebody watching the stream
called the police and sent them to that restaurant
claiming that the both had guns!
and then the two of them ended up getting arrested!
now they were later released, but uh.. this is the video that Anything For Views recorded
inside..the police station
Roll it
(not gonna make subtitles for this one either...I'm lazy)
(at least this one is more entertaining)
(seriously, it's fun to watch!)
(I feel bad for them :/)
(I'd watch this video over that *idk her name*'s video...)
(I AGREE!)
(look at what you did to this poor man!)
(I hate him too dude)
(I have nothing to say anymore...)
(just watch the video it's fun)
(hey if a turtle looses its shell is it naked or homeless ?)
(oh nice...enjoy yourself!)
(he looks so sad :/ #LetHimMastrubate)
(awww!! idc what people say they're cute together)
*KeemStar's wild life*
And they say that if two people go through like a scary
dangerous adventure together that they end up falling in love (didn't happen to me and my crush..)
And apparently! Ice Poseidon and Anything For Views
After going through this experience fell in love! (good for them!)
*keemstar shows great emotions*
You gotta love it! it's a better story than the Notebook (shots fired...that's all I'm gonna say)
Alsoo in the nudes
Roman Atwood has confirmed that this demolition derby is happening this is what he said
on the Twitters (?) roll it
(just watch please...)
(...I wanna sleep)
(this video is more fun than *idk her name*'s video)
(listen to the man please)
(it's gonna be big)
(good job Roman!)
(you're a good guy)
(you don't have PewDiePie though...)
(it's gonna be fun)
(more fun than the *idk her name*'s video)
(he's working hard people!)
(Respect)
(okay he's still talking...)
(I'm getting tired...)
(why am I even making these subtitles ?)
(if you guys are reading these comment #WeAreHere)
(let's confuse other people)
(you see this Keem? I'm getting you comments)
(you should pay me)
(I'm just kidding, they can find me in the description and subscribe by themselves)
(do it...I'm lonely)
(I'm actually not, but just do it)
(it's for free!)
(just hit that subscribe button for NO content)
(Appreciated!)
(my fingers are getting tired)
(this goes on forever)
(Keem why u do dis to me :/)
(I want to sleep...it's sooo late)
(Roman is still not finished...sure keep going please)
(should I stop here?)
(NO!)
(I will never give up)
(enjoying the show so far? subscribe to BLABLA for more content with notifications on)
(is it bad that I wish that Jake Paul dies on that event?)
(yeah you're probably right, it's not)
(that footage wasn't fun...)
(still better than *idk her name*'s video though)
(who's gonna sing...Deji? I'll watch that! only if I want to sleep though...)
(I'm sooooo bored)
(nice Roman, I already forgot what the hell you're talking about)
(it's for charity though so RESPECT)
*keem showing respect*
I can't wait for musical act I want watermelon
Alright? tweet up watermelon tell him to involved
And now for our final story ladies and gentlemen
Now listen...alright? there's no proof of what I'm about to say to you (just like Jake and Banks?)
these are just rumors
based on little to know
evidence, but a lot of people are starting to think (great to know, finally!)
and a lot of people are spreading rumors...
tha Faze Banks and Alissa Violet MAY have broken up
Alissa Violet tweeted out "everything is temporary"
OH SHIT! (EXACTLY my reaction)
I mean that's- that's what girls tweet our when they break up with someone, THAT'S WHAT THEY TWEET OUT
And at the exact same time that she tweeted out that
Faze Banks tweeted out ..."the show must go on."
Now listen..okay? when I saw this I started texting Faze Banks (yeah that's how people text keem...)
I called him up, no answer he didn't get back to me so..I don't know...I don't know
And it's not one of the situations where he was like "yeah we broke up and don't tell anyone"
Because I would have respected that (oh really?)
But I honestly don't know (okay we believe you...calm down!)
I don't know maybe they got into a fight, maybe this has nothing to do with their relationship
Maybe they..they..they..they..they got a divorce and hate each other now!
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tomorrow on BLABLA So if you're new here make sure you subscribe with notifications on (I told them already keem!) Because we got these diss tracks coming out tomorrow We gotta figure out what the fuck is going on with Alissa Violet and Faze Banks And also...Jake Paul is BOUND to fuck up soon I mean it has been like a week of him not doing anything really that bad
I mean there's gotta be a Jake Paul fuck up coming around the corner (I agree)
if you enjoyed this video make sure you SLAP a like on it
BLABLA nation now over Jesus Christ did 
I just punch my laptop? (that's a big number...)
2.800.000 subscribers *sexy keem pose* (much reasonable now)
#WeAreHere
