Cobalt_ex: hell yeah
Cobalt_ex: that isn't your sword!
Cobalt_ex: i wish i liked using the boss weapons more, they're cool but it feels weird not having the heavy attack be Sword
Edmond_SA: yo
Edmond_SA: dropped by to say that timezones are ass and that I'm going to bed because it's past midnight
Edmond_SA: no, but I need it to not die at work :V
Edmond_SA: take care dude. night everyone.
nilylium: I have definitely done exactly this
Cobalt_ex: kinda sucks these guys only show up here
Cobalt_ex: maybe, i just like doing the jump on them
Desmodae: Look at all those baby brains
Desmodae: We totally aren't ripping the spines out of children and drinking the High Voltage Mountain Dew contained within
derkus_of_derkus: A BALL WITH SEVERAL ARMS
Cobalt_ex: aw yeah time for ball
Desmodae: For extreme accuracy, they should have flipped the USB a second time because it was right the first way
derkus_of_derkus: Sundowner is saved becasue the voice actor knows how to ham it up
derkus_of_derkus: Crispin Freeman isn't heard much but that's because I think he's a teacher now
derkus_of_derkus: Raiden's fake hair always moves, even when hes' stationary
derkus_of_derkus: You couldn't tell?
Desmodae: Isn't sundowning an Alzheimer's symptom?
derkus_of_derkus: Its Draculua too! Winston and Dracula!
derkus_of_derkus: We need to contact Mr Freeman and ask him if he could do HI THERE in Sundowner's voice.
Cobalt_ex: if all the desperado guys are named after wind things who in california is calling a wind thing a sundowner
zaychavitch: I didn't realise Crispin is 46 years old
zaychavitch: Dude looks 22
Desmodae: Frank Welker is like 200, and he's still going strong
zaychavitch: Sorry if this gets asked often, but what difficulty are you on?
Cobalt_ex: is it funnier to switch winston's lines with sundowner's or the other way around
zaychavitch: Winston: "All we're sayin' is...GIVE WAR A CHANCE!"
derkus_of_derkus: "Children are very cruel, Raiden, and I am VERY in touch with my inner child!"
Cobalt_ex: "just like the good old days after 9/11" - winston
zaychavitch: lmao
Desmodae: Laws of the Wild Regulations of the Outdoors Commandments of Ecology
derkus_of_derkus: RAIDEN, ITS ME. I JUST WANTED TA DROP YA LINE AND SAY I LOVE YA, BABY.
derkus_of_derkus: Is this before or after the kid references Vanilla Ice?
derkus_of_derkus: Oh its after.
derkus_of_derkus: wait what?
derkus_of_derkus: Raiden you could have just cut that guy's arm off!
zaychavitch: YES SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!
Cobalt_ex: if only there was some way to manually alter the direction of raiden's sword swings
Cobalt_ex: perhaps with some kind of blade mode
zaychavitch: It's hard not to play as much of this game as possible as Mariachi
mrthelazyone: GRAY FOX
zaychavitch: It's too bad we didn't get a dub of the sword that snake speaks to you in
kaiten80: I would be furious if you didn't mariachi
mrthelazyone: Fox blade is so good it actually ruins your mission rating
Cobalt_ex: raiden can't stop time travelling
zaychavitch: You can still S rank with fox blade if you go really really fast
mrthelazyone: Didn't know that
zaychavitch: Might not apply to every chapter maybe but I know it works for chapter 1 and whichever chapter Monsoon is
mrthelazyone: Stop facetiming and driving, Raiden
Cobalt_ex: the idea of cyber death machine raiden driving a normal ass car is pretty funny to me
zaychavitch: Give Raiden a prius
derkus_of_derkus: Is he mexican or jamacan?
derkus_of_derkus: CAR
Desmodae: Accurate depiction of highway patrol
kaiten80: Warning shot, directly at the head
derkus_of_derkus: HOW DARE YOU DRIVE IN DENVER WITHOUT A PERMIT TO LIVE!
zaychavitch: A normal day in America
mrthelazyone: Perfect
zaychavitch: @derkus_of_derkus George is Guyanese
mrthelazyone: This game is too good
derkus_of_derkus: You hear about Platinum's latest game, Kaubocks?
mrthelazyone: It's a shame we'll never see a sequel
derkus_of_derkus: Its a weird JRPG
kaiten80: Deadly force authorized, so put away your guns and pull out the stun batons.
derkus_of_derkus: Grandblue Fantasy Re:Link i think its called?
zaychavitch: I didn't realise there's 2 Granblue games in development
derkus_of_derkus: give me your electrolytes!
zaychavitch: I just knew the Arcsys fighter
derkus_of_derkus: Nah this is straight up console RPG
derkus_of_derkus: and I think PC too?
zaychavitch: Neat
bombasticc: hey gang whats this cool desperado up to
zaychavitch: I hope Uematsu still composes it
Desmodae: Slicing up cops and children. He's the good guy
bombasticc: hey gang whats this cool cowboy up to
zaychavitch: He's not a cowboy either
zaychavitch: Rough day
bombasticc: shut thef uck up
zaychavitch: On it
bombasticc: japan and the wild west are the same thing
Desmodae: I like how these metal gear things are basically on heelys
zaychavitch: Today's toys are tommorow's cybernetic superweapons
bombasticc: has kaubocks hecked around with any of the boss weapons
bombasticc: word.
bombasticc: if only Boris gave you a boss weapon. he is a Boss
Desmodae: I like the big scissors. But only because they're dumb
derkus_of_derkus: Oh woops, sorry, Relink's just PS4 right now. my bad.
bombasticc: i like big scissors because it's clock tower 4
Cobalt_ex: i know the worst cybernetic doctor, just the biggest dumbass
Desmodae: I keep forgetting that Raiden has fucked
derkus_of_derkus: You look at borris's coat and think this is Deus Ex Human Revolution
bombasticc: "fukken lag" --raiden
bombasticc: i like the big collar
zaychavitch: They wanted to switch weapons on the fly too that's the worst part
Cobalt_ex: a fun thing to keep in mind every time raiden does or says anything is that he's a dad
zaychavitch: Not enough RAM on consoles at the time allegedly
bombasticc: weapon combos? this isnt devil may cry!
zaychavitch: I like that Twitch tags this game with VR
bombasticc: because it's teaching you to become a murderer, like raiden is fighting for...
zaychavitch: Imagine how sickining even a minute of the combat would be in 1st-person VR
bombasticc: doktor is the best because he has a bolo tie
Cobalt_ex: i wish gravity rush had vr support to go along with its first person mode
derkus_of_derkus: "I haven't experienced true VR. I want to hurl" - Kaubocks, 2018.
bombasticc: i can understand it. one must find out where their limits are
bombasticc: and if that means puking from VR? so be it
zaychavitch: I want Mirror's Edge in VR
bombasticc: you Will puke
zaychavitch: You mean you intentionally blade cancelled
zaychavitch: Like a pro gamer
bombasticc: hey, anyone here remember nintendo's fighting game ARMS
zaychavitch: I remember ARMS more than 1,2 Switch
zaychavitch: Thankfully I never bought either of them
bombasticc: i only play that weird completely untranslated japanese maid game on switch
Desmodae: Arms is a fun tech demo. Probably not worth full price tho
Cobalt_ex: the hammer boys take so much damage
bombasticc: did this game have an upgrade system? i can't remember
zaychavitch: It do
bombasticc: good
bombasticc: more games should have ffx's sphere grid, completely unchanged
zaychavitch: More games should have FF2's fucked up stat bossting system
Desmodae: Smash Bros basically stole the sphere grid
bombasticc: i know! it was silly
bombasticc: oh yeah, the one where you're supposed to get hit and wear two shields if you want to dodge things?
Cobalt_ex: use key spheres to move raiden into other characters sphere grids from other games
zaychavitch: That's the one!
Desmodae: Less games should have FF8's Junction system. I know it's only one game, but it's one too many
bombasticc: Raiden learns how to use Witcher potions
Cobalt_ex: use a lvl 3 key sphere and get witch time
bombasticc: also valid
zaychavitch: I didn't mind the junction system until I learned how to use it correctly
zaychavitch: It's better when it's a confusing mess
bombasticc: ff8 is primarily a card game
bombasticc: I dunno man, I picked up an extra jump for every character in the sphere grid, it seemed pretty busted
zaychavitch: 8 is better than it's reputation imo but really incredibly dumb
bombasticc: finally incineroar can jump
Desmodae: You can beat 8 by turning most things you encounter into cards, and then turning those cards into items
bombasticc: wules of natuwe owo
zaychavitch: Is this your favorite Platinum game Kaubocks?
Desmodae: I bet it's Vanquish
bombasticc: does viewtiful joe count
zaychavitch: Nah that's Clover
zaychavitch: Completely different
zaychavitch: Oh wait it wasn't even clover
zaychavitch: Guess I'm a fake gamer boy
bombasticc: viewtiful joe wasnt clover?
bombasticc: oh.
bombasticc: of course.
bombasticc: "team viewtiful."
zaychavitch: Lol
zaychavitch: Do we count Nier Automata as a Platinum game?
Cobalt_ex: i do
zaychavitch: That would be my favorite I think but MGR is an extremely close 2nd
Desmodae: They made Transformers: Devastation and The Legend of Korra. Two great games that everyone played
bombasticc: i'm sure those games were technically competent.
Cobalt_ex: same zaycha, i wouldn't have thought a character action rpg would work but they did it
Desmodae: You can play as Grimlock in Transformers. It's great
zaychavitch: I didn't think MGR would be good but after it was Nier's announcement got me hyped
zaychavitch: I was like "all action Metal Gear? Sounds like ass"
bombasticc: the smart thing they did with Raiden was give him a fun character by adding in Jack
zaychavitch: It's the VR getting to you
zaychavitch: It's like you're really there, getting shot
zaychavitch: It's time for FEELINGS
Cobalt_ex: check it out raiden i hacked all the ad reels for no reason
Desmodae: Sam's got those thicc thighs
Carribean_Rasta: Love this game
Carribean_Rasta: You play the jetstream Sam DLC?
Cobalt_ex: "you need to do more murder" - sam "ok" - raiden "you should feel bad about murder" - sam
MilestoneRP: What am I fighting foooooor?
Cobalt_ex: i'm only 5 days from retirement
Desmodae: Don't these guys not even really die canonically? They just get their brains put in different robot bodies
zaychavitch: "Feel bad about killing these guys" - Sam "No" -Kaubocks
MilestoneRP: That’s why you gotta stab the brains, that’s where the think-meats are! :V
Desmodae: Get it? Because Denver is a mile above sea level
Cobalt_ex: doktor remove my taste inhibitors i need to go a mile high
MilestoneRP: Is the ad for a burger? I’ll imagine it’s for a burger.
zaychavitch: Fox blade is funny here because you can just fuckin' kill these guys on pure RNG
MilestoneRP: Like a burger with 10 patties.
zaychavitch: It's Denver, that ad has to be for edibles
zaychavitch: hence the mile high
Nexttime000: can depression bloom on the battlefield
Cobalt_ex: i get what this section's going for but it's just
Cobalt_ex: sad raiden isn't a good moveset
zaychavitch: Time for memes
Cobalt_ex: he's so cool
Desmodae: It's Buggy from One Piece
zaychavitch: I like his mouth and I dunno why
MilestoneRP: Time for ARMS?
zaychavitch: Are you gonna look at the cat
zaychavitch: Nice
Desmodae: We've swapped walk and talk for stand and talk
MilestoneRP: ‘Kitty’
MilestoneRP: ‘Cat memes are fun’
Nexttime000: "you're full of shit" "you can't stop nature!"
Cobalt_ex: raiden check out this exquisite meme it's call a lolcat
Desmodae: "I thought I could go home and raise my son, but actually I'd rather be a deadbeat"
MilestoneRP: ‘You all literally asked for this, why are you shocked’
Cobalt_ex: can't turn down i refuse to hold back anymore
Nexttime000: monsoon's just that rando that enters your twitter threads aint he
mrthelazyone: Time for my personal favorite boss theme
Desmodae: I like how Sam's katana has a trigger. For reasons.
zaychavitch: LET'S BEYBLADE
Cobalt_ex: i love how much monsoon loves magnets
MilestoneRP: Say what you want about the DLCs for this game, but at least one of them gives us more Sam and more Armstrong, so yays.
mrthelazyone: Fun fact: Monsoon really digs that ICP song Miracles
Cobalt_ex: there are so many iconic lines in this section
kaiten80: This is where Quentin Flynn starts literally gnawing on all of the scenery
Cobalt_ex: what a good boss fight
Desmodae: He's real breathy for a guy without lungs
Cobalt_ex: thanks for streaming
