Friendly, don't shoot
I ain't got nothing good and don't rape me cuz i got butt AIDS.
What i'm not gonna rape you,  I've been rape, free like, my whole life
Really, me too, what a coincidence, well with all the apocalypse rape, going on it's hard to find a non rapist these days
Oh, god i know
What you mean i saw it five rapes the other, day right before a giant eagle came and snatched the rapist right up
giant eagles
what the f
Yeah, they're, the real rapists took, off with, my dog last week
Hey, can, we talk like, face-to-face I really, don't like yelling.
Promise not to shoot?
I swear on apocalypse Jesus, I won't shoot.
Whoa, no hugs please!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
It's fine, it's fine, just a personal space thing.
I get you, I just haven't felt the touch of another human in months
Sorry, about all that rape, stuff earlier, was it a bit much?
No it's fine, it's a fact the life now. So there's no it's ignoring it.
Yeah, true, true.
What's your name?
Uh, Tee, with two e's.
Oh I'm Dee with two e's, no way!
Really? And to think we'd just meet in the wasteland like this?
That's crazy man, crazy world we live in.
So uh, you want a warm beer? I've been saving it for a special occasion. This is special as any other.
I would love to!
Thank you so much
This, tastes like ass, and it's so delicious.
Cheers.
So where'd you come from just now, what town you from?
Oh I came from Subtown, I went there
cause I thought it'd be full of sandwiches. Turns out it's just an abandoned submarine. So not as cool as you'd think
Is it nice there? I've been looking for a place to settle down.
Besides all the rape it's okay. I mean it's not family-friendly or anything cuz of the  rap and all.
Oh, I see
Uh what about you, what's off that way?
Oh I just came from a junkyard village called, "El Cajones."
El Cajones! I'm delivering a package there to El Cajones.
What's it like?
In the springtime, it's lovely.
But uh, this time of year, it gets bit hot and sweaty, and a bit overcrowded. Everyone's packed in like sardines.
Mmm interesting.
Uhm.
So i guess i'll get going now.
Yeah, don't want to get caught out there with those giant eagles.
Yeah, no, giant eagles...
So, uh
Whoa!
Personal space.
Sorry!
Uh we should hang out sometime.
Yeah, how about uh
Same time, same place, next week?
Agh, I can't next week. I've got more packages to deliver, more wasteland to traverse.
No, biggie man's gotta work right?
Uh, how about the week after, I could do then?
Agh, no not gonna work,
It's my mom's birthday, and her bottom half is melted to a recliner, so she doesn't get around much.
It happens, damn.
We'll figure something out.
Well um, just hit me up whenever.
Goodbye and stay rape free.
Oh you know I will!
What a nice guy.
What a nice guy.
