I have arrived.
Now I must complete my mission.
For I am Testicles, Destroyer of Evil!
Ha ha!
Might you direct me to the source of evil in this fine land?
Get lost.
And what of you, madame?
Go away, freak!
By Zeus, this is harder than I thought it would be.
I can help direct you to evil.
You will destroy it, won't you?
Of course, friend.
Here is a photograph.
They are at Edge Wood University.
Destroy them I shall!
Excellent.
Haha, run you little pipsqueak!
What a meanie!
(Wiglaf)
Come.
Did someone say something?
(Wiglaf)
Come to me.
Who is it?
Who said that?
(Wiglaf)
The freezer...open it.
You want power, don't you?
You want them all to pay.
Well, sure.
Then drink me.
Drink me and you will have unmeasurable strength.
Whatever you say.
(laughing)
- Gah!
(laughing)
Once more I have returned.
Sadly, this body will have to do.
Now, to find sugar.
So anyway, there I was, in the coffee shop looking at the...
Oh.
Crap.
Wiglaf's an ancient viking ghost who was trapped in a container in the basement of this university
is that right?
Yep.
And he feeds on sugar.
Yep.
But you've beaten him twice already.
The first time we got lucky.
The second time we had tasers.
And last time he was INSIDE me.
We'll figure something out, don't worry.
If the Professor were here, we--
Hello, good friends.
I require assistance in locating a certain group of individuals.
(gasp)
By Zeus, it's you!
I found you!
And who the hell are you?
Tester of evil
strength of Hercules
my name is Testicles!
(laughter)
Testicles...!
(Felix)
What's so funny?
You dare mock me?!
Evil shall be quelled.
YOU shall be quelled by the might of Testicles!
(laughter)
- Tes...Testicles...
(laughter)
Oh crap!
Oh my gosh!
I will crush you all into small pellets of evil.
I can't see!
What have you done?
What evil sorcery is this?!
You can run but you can not hide from the might of
Testicles!
(Carl)
What a weirdo.
One thing's for sure, he's really strong.
Just like Wiglaf.
You will all submit to the might of I, Wiglaf of Kord!
Good, you did not travel far.
This will make things easier.
Hey, we're not evil!
HE's the evil one.
Yeah, Testi...
Test...(laugh)
That small child?
Evil?
Ha!
Your trickery shall not work on me.
Hey Wiglaf, you're weak!
Weak?
Did someone accuse me of being weak?!
Yeah, this guy over here.
Wiglaf of Kord is not weak!
Wiglaf of Kord will fight!
Wiglaf of Kord will crush!
Wiglaf of Kord?
THE Wiglaf of Kord?
Then YOU are the one I seek.
(Wiglaf)
Puny mortal.
My power is immeasurable.
I will destroy you.
You
how
dare
you...
(moan)
What happened to him?
I punched him
into oblivion.
Now, as for you three.
B-b-but...
(Felix)
Wait.
These three are defenders of good just as yourself.
These are accounts of all their efforts to defend this city from evil.
Read them.
Where'd you find that, Felix?
The Professor kept them in his drawer.
Your...adventures together were very special to him.
Then I owe you three an apology.
We are indeed friends.
Took you long enough.
(Testicles)
With the evil now quelled
I must leave to the realms in need of my power.
Farewell, my newfound friends.
Farewell...
Bye Testicle...(laugh)
Sorry.
(Roger)
Can we just call him "Tess," please?
(Liz)
Ohh no.
(Biff)
Well, well, well.
Looks like the pipsqueak's sleepin' on the job.
(Deep voice)
W-what happened?
My voice.
I did it!
I finally went through puberty.
Damn!
Now I don't have a reason to beat him up.
What am I gonna do now?
I guess I'll read a book or somethin'.
