Okay, so my girl Cardi B. has
so many sayings, but one of them
is suitable for any occasion,
like, it works for everything.
And I know y'all already know
what it is, so say it with me,
ladies, y'all at home,
here we go.
Oh... (trilling)
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh... (trilling)
Do it again.
Oh... (trilling)
You know,
everybody can't do it.
You got to roll the Rs,
it's oh... (trilling)
(trilling)
You ain't never been Mexican
party? Arriba! Arriba!
Oh... (trilling)
No, see--
It's a little faint
on the end.
Your tongue
ain't working right.
It's okay,
we're gonna work on it.
Now, for example, if you find
$20 in a pair of jeans
that you ain't washed yet.
Oh... (trilling)
Oh!
Or what about when
the weed man call you back
and he say he on the way!
Oh... (trilling)
What about when you finally
run into that person
that been in your comments?
Oh... (trilling)
Let me take my earrings off.
Mm-hmm.
'Cause we ain't playin'.
The nominees for most
quotable are...
Cardi B, New York.
Hey, America, what's poppin'?
My name is Cardi B, you might
know me as that annoying dancer
on social media that be talking
hella crazy, with the long nails
and the big, ol' titties,
but I'm just a regular, degular,
schmegular girl from the Bronx.
(no voice)
(DC)
Kimbella, New York.
(both shouting)
(singing)
♪ Still look pretty ♪
(DC)
Joseline, Atlanta.
Hey, maid, I see you got on your
maid outfit like you always do.
Maid outfit?
I have on a T-shirt,
get the (bleep) out of here.
That ain't your clean wig.
Molly the maid.
(no voice)
(Tami)
Scrappy, Atlanta.
I kind of had a rude
introduction,
I guess, to Stevie J.
He was like, "No, bitch, what
the (bleep) you sayin'?"
Bitch?
Yes! Bitch!
That's what he called me.
I wanna put
them paws on 'em.
(no voice)
And the winner is...
Okay, let me see.
(mumbling)
Ahh!
My vote goes to Kimbella.
Cardi got me, regular,
degular she ain't--
nothing regular degular
about her now
because you gettin'
that "schmoney!"
Come on, Joseline...
(grunting)
You just showed this bitch
that she ain't (bleep).
(grunting)
Cardi B!
Oh, my god, you never know when
you're going to say the most
quotable thing ever, you know,
I step regular schmegular,
and I have everybody,
the world saying that,
and it's an honor
that people recognize...
(gasps)
Me!
For the things that I say
and I want to say
thank you, "Love & Hop Hop,"
thank you...
thank you, everybody,
you whores.
(shoe drops)
I farted.
(crowd cheering)
