all right welcome everybody to another
show of the jesus chatline my name is
Stephen Chilton and I'll be your co-host
for this evening and I'm also here with
Richard burnished go ahead caller
welcome to the jesus chatline go ahead
caller
okay oh and you know what we have the
wrong number up on the screen Bri there
we go thank you thank you to Chad that
that's we got the right number up no
they're the number you see on your
screen now five one zero three five five
nine eight seven and welcome to the
jesus chatline go ahead caller
I'm an idiot okay go ahead caller you're
on the air oh I'm sorry one second
hello yeah go ahead okay well I'd like
to share a story with you and um and I
have a question afterwards is that okay
that's that's perfectly fine go ahead
okay so my husband and I had tried for
16 years to have a child we I thank God
every day for letting me live and I also
have a question okay thank you for your
story and by the way did you think of
your story did you say intervention yes
but I saw the question
oh that's just a little joke okay go on
caller now you go on with your question
yes um has anyone really been far even
as decided because you even go what to
do look more like okay thank you very
much let's give this one a shot go ahead
call her welcome to the jesus chatline
hi there hi how are you this evening
good I was I just want to touch on a bit
of a sensitive topic here and I was I
was curious what do you think about you
know I know a few people in New York
City and it's kind of spreading around
about liking men and I'm kind of curious
what your view is on that liking men and
I'm assuming you're not talking about
you know playing poker or coming over to
watch the ball no no no much more than
that
okay well we have a very we have a very
clear stance on homosexuals and and what
we believe is that it's wrong quite
frankly and and we believe that all
homosexuals must change their ways are
they gonna go to heck well not if not if
they not if they change their ways they
won't and everybody has a chance to to
do the right thing and and and in the
eyes of the Lord everybody has that
chance no matter who you are does that
answer your question okay
yeah I think so okay do you know
somebody who might be afflicted with
this I'll good dog
go ahead and welcome to the jesus
chatline i am a huge fan of this show
and i watched every episode and i would
like to wish richard
happy birthday ting get to get through
yesterday now I personally have a little
question how do magnets work like I'm
curious
welcome to the jesus chatline yes hello
hello it's so great to speak to the I've
been wanting to converse such a long
time oh you've made it thank you sir I'm
a yes I did I did praise Jesus
am i right praise Jesus yes praise day
can we just praise him for a little bit
I want to hear a prayer that you know
your favorite present one what do you
like to fall asleep thinking about I
want to hear it right now
tell me sure well you know the prayer my
favorite prayer you know to be honest is
just I don't have any type of prayer
memorized what I usually do is I just
say dear lord thank you that I have been
able to make it through another day and
I hope that I have been able to make
those around me I hope I've been able to
make their lives better and and and I
usually don't like to ask the Lord for
too much I just like to thank the Lord
for for all the things that he has done
for me and those around me so that's
basically what I say well that's
wonderful man that's wonderful and Jesus
accepts mediocrity as well so you're
right in that wheelhouse I just wanted
to call in well no they would I take I
take issue with that I I believe in
sincere belief in sincere prayer not
asking for things so you're getting your
dander up I'm just trying to praise the
Lord right now not to get on your ginnis
and Russell's around you know I just
want to praise Him can we trace them for
a little bit
I would like to sir can you please
recite your favorite prayer oh there's
so many there's just so many to count
but um just pick one
oh I don't know all right all right okay
so whenever I get down on my knees and
get by like that I like to disrespectful
sit on him
oh Jesus thank you for coming inside me
today coming
so we're gonna open up the phone lines
Chad okay and we're gonna take the next
call
okay hello welcome to the jesus chatline
on Montclair public access TV 3 how are
you doing this evening I'm doing great
how are you I'm doing very well thank
you
did you have a question I did actually
I'm going through some rough times in my
life
hold on one second please okay i'm going
through some i'm going through some
rough times in my life like like I'm
just dealing with some like abuse issues
so you're dealing with once I'm dealing
with abuse issues I live with my uncle
and he he's really I don't I don't know
if I can say it over over there well
well I just asked but this is this is a
family program so please I use use
appropriate language but don't go on I'm
here to listen I'm here to help perhaps
okay well he he comes into my room late
at night and he stands over he stands
over me he just looks at me it's scary
and then he whispers in my ear okay see
that's that's exactly the kind of thing
that we are not
well be right back okay hello hello
hello caller welcome to the jesus
chatline on Montclair public access TV 3
how are you doing this evening
great well that's great did you have a
question with that you're calling him
for sorry what do I think about what or
pasting makeup I'm not I'm not from
there don't go
you said toothpaste okay no I'm not I'm
not familiar with what you mean hello
welcome to the Jesus Channel and a
Montclair you are live on the air with
Richard burnished and okay as we lost
the call there if you could pass me the
the the iPod please we have been using
this this was a donation to our group
and we've been using this iPod for
everything
okay
welcome back to the show that was a
great segment thank you Richard and
thank you to all our callers answered
the call of the caller and now we're
gonna take another call
welcome to the jesus chatline this is
Steven Chilton go ahead hi how are you
I'm doing very well how are you fine sir
hi I'm name is Richard blocker and I'm
the representative was rockin it and I'm
asking you trying out your new phone and
once no how was your service so far oh
yes to everybody who is watching we are
using a new phone system provided by
rock net and it is going very well thank
you very much awesome thanks I want to
make a comment though I saw earlier you
guys had that large iPod and you know
while we roadkill competitors and Apple
has acknowledged our existence we would
like to say you and Richard won on a
rock that's new rock bad news
okay okay I'm just gonna put you on hold
and where I producer will speak to you
off the air okay
welcome to the jesus chatline it's
Steven Chilton go ahead you're on the
air caller go ahead I just wanna say I'm
really sorry for what happened with
Richard last last show oh that's okay
we're having a much better show this
evening it's a complete turnaround and
oh all right well um I uh they're really
interesting song by radio and I just
want to read to you uh just go ahead
alright music is a lot like a love it's
all a feeling and it fills the room from
the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me stop and
look around it's all astounding water
fire air and dirt freaking magnets how do
they work
and I don't want to talk
you
welcome this is the cheese's chat line
hi my name is Stephen Chilton this is
the jesus chatline go ahead caller hi
Steven I'm actually a newbie converted
Christian okay congratulations uh well
thank you thank you
I am having some struggles with my music
okay natural part of the of the
conversion why don't you tell us a
little bit about it well I I actually
tried to get help from you earlier on
Facebook a recently Wednesday's show
Stevens birthday was the first show I'd
ever seen if you guys oh I tried to get
help I I tried to get help from the
pastor at my church and you know I
haven't been going there very long and
he hung up on me I tried to get help on
your Facebook page both of you guys
actually friended me recently I was very
excited about that like what you do here
so far thank you
but the problem that I'm having is since
I allowed the Lord inside me since I was
filled up with him and and please please
don't hang up this is very serious I've
had an erection that will not go away
it's been for 72 hours now I go ahead
caller you're on the jesus chatline oh
yes you're on the air go ahead go ahead
caller you're on the air
yes um Richard this is Steven how are
you I called the day because I'd like to
share my story
go ahead yesterday my stepsister was 16
tried to seduce me we were sitting in
our living room in the Family Guy
episode of make and Kris kissing came on
we we had a good laugh we started having
small talk about it and after talking
about it she grabbed my hand and led me
upstairs and she told me no okay okay
welcome to the jesus chatline caller oh
yes we can hear you go ahead uh I was
identical question I was recently in
Paris and there was a bunch of brothers
and they were going gorillas I didn't
know what to do they were going
back to the phone lines we go we have a
call coming in here welcome yeah you're
on the air caller hi how are you I'm
doing well how are you um I had a
question for Richard okay I can pass
that along to Richard I was just
wondering if he'd be sucking back any
ahead scream tonight because I know I am
go ahead call her welcome are you okay
go ahead with your call
I was calling I'm actually uh all right
okay go ahead okay okay I am first off I
just want to say I'm very inspired by
y'all riding the Neon Bible I think
that's incredible
and it actually inspires me I have an
amazing idea and I actually want to
write the Neon Bible vol 2 while there
really can be no no addition to the
Bible what what is written is written
and richard has done a fairly complete
job of modernizing the traditional Bible
I don't really think there's much to add
but okay well actually I had a few I
just had a few thoughts I had no idea
you could add I think it's incredible
well nothing got added in the volume - I
was just gonna write the reviews and
like differences between the Ten
Commandments and seven-man make
Riemann's created amendment excuse me
and I was also thinking it would be
incredible you can just expand the whole
thing and in Revelations I mean you can
add in all kinds of stuff okay well I
think it's great to have you possibly
add in the Tooth Fairy maybe make life
okay I think we will shut this down this
show started off right the way we wanted
it to be and the last few calls have
been getting off track go ahead
hello you're on the jesus chatline go
ahead call her you're on the arabic yes
I can oh well I just became a born-again
Christian mhm and so is my mom mm-hmm
so before I became a born-again
Christian I went to buy this game called
Diablo 3 and I've been waiting for it
for like okay so welcome to the jesus
chatline go ahead hi my name is Jimmy
Russell I recently came with a bout a
testicular cancer after I watched your
previous show
I felt the God search through my flame
and go mad
now we're going to go back to the phone
calls welcome
go ahead chat line alright go ahead
you're on the jesus chatline go ahead
call her hi I was just calling because I
needed some prayer okay you see I
you see I'm I'm a freshman in college
and another physics major and I'm I'm
really just stressed out about my grades
honestly cuz finals are next week and
I'm and I might I just I just can't do
it by myself
okay well I can read you a short prayer
okay
this is something what'd you say to
yourself at night okay when you're going
to bed and you're faced with a stressful
day with the darkness comes your light
earth and sky blend into one the heavens
seem closer now the day's burdens
farther somehow your presence is almost
palpable watch over me God body and soul
stay beside me through the night protect
me from harm banish my fears send my
dream my dreams that are sweet fill my
heart with your peace set my mind at
ease and at first light please restore
me to new life amen yes do you think
that might be helpful yes thank you but
I'm also major important iam I'm
minoring in African American Studies or
as I like to call it
brother ology
all right hello
Lulla
until your crocodile alligator
don't call
hello hello everything anything hello
hope love inspiration let Richard
burnish here anybody barest of jesus
chatline an author of the neon
no chatot salt
okay we're gonna shut this down we're
not off to a good start before we but
before we shut it down we're going to
very briefly go over the children's chat
line really quick okay roll it chat roll
it all right everybody welcome to the
children's chat line
now the children's chad line is is a
collection of pictures and have you what
it is it's about a sari now what the
children's chat line is it's it's a
collection of of school pictures
asari birthday photos that people have
either mailed in to us or emailed into
the show okay
our first birthday comes in from here we
go here this is Alex Alex is turning 13
years old and he writes having fun in
the Sun okay Alex thank you for that the
next one and that is Oscar Oscar is
turning 7 years old
happy birthday ask him and do we have a
name on this one Chad no we don't okay
we're gonna go ahead next one is from
Kyle Kyle is turning six years old and
oh no he's not turning six he didn't
write his age okay Kyle next time for
next birthday please remember to write
your age or have someone write your age
on the bottom so we could say how old
you're turning to everyone but needless
to say a happy birthday okay happy
birthday to Erin and finally we have
happy birthday
- che who's turning six and we have a
special submission here it's not only
for her children we have Debbie here who
submitted her photograph of on her
birthday she said she got to meet her a
big she's been a longtime fan of the
television show nine oh two one oh and
she got to meet as Luke Perry so have a
special happy birthday to her and
congratulations for forgetting to meet
him okay
and coming up on the children's chat
line we have some children's drawings
that were submitted okay first of all
here what do we have we have a lovely
tree and Sun coming in from Jonathan
that's a great job there Jonathan next
we have one from Sandy who it looks like
to be a oh no it says here it's it's
four it's the peach from James and the
Giant Peach it looks really good
you forgot to draw it James though but
the peach parts really good we have
another photograph here I don't know
what's it drawing look at that that's
some very nice work there this is from
Steven oh not you I hope a Steven who
looks to be very sad to be getting his
hair cut
it's not that bad Steven we have another
one here from Joel and I think that's
some kind of superhero maybe someone
from a comic next we have another
drawing here from Jeffrey and I think
that's a family picture I think okay and
he's the one Stevens the one who
submitted this one it looks like he also
drew a picture of the scissors that were
used to cut his hair
that's looking good Steven we have
another one here and this is coming in
from Michelle and that's an okay all
right we have another color one here
that's came in from Graydon who's
drawing it's looks like a big a big
black man or a big brown man reaching
something out of the tree and that looks
that's another good picture and yeah
okay
so um thank you everybody okay hello
caller you're live on the jesus chatline
a Montclair public access TV three Berto
and I have a problem I need to talk
about okay okay on second thought is
that the same one okay block that number
you have it okay hello call you're live
on the air
hello hi welcome to the program you're
live on the jesus chatline a Montclair
public access TV 3 that's going very
well thank you
did you happen to see some of those
wonderful drawings that we received yeah
that's really nice actually yeah yeah
they some of them really works
did you have a question with that you're
calling into the program with them well
I was worrying if you could say a prayer
for me actually please sure what what
kind of prayer for what what kind of
prayer fervor strengths for peace for
what kind of prayer would you like um Oh
issues actually okay Steven would you
mind passing me the iPod okay I will how
about a poem for strength okay okay
I thought you had forgotten me I felt
abandoned and I felt alone I pray to you
but you never answered I searched but I
could not find you and then without
warning you spread your love over me and
taught me not to fear you quieted me and
you healed me you bless me and you gave
me strength
to find comfort over all living things
thank you God for giving me life and for
saving my life amen
okay you know we're just gonna take a
quick minute here you know what this
show is a call-in show for for people to
call in with that are needing help that
are legitimately needing help for
everyone call that that you cook that
comes in like that that holds up the
line for one more person that's one
person we don't get to really help and
what and you're gonna play a stupid song
on it
that's unacceptable
that's plain out unacceptable and rude
and not consider it for people that are
tuning into this program for help
unacceptable plain and simple you know
what we're gonna shut the show down so
thank you for everyone that tuned in
hello
Stephen I'd like to say a prayer and
your your sound isn't working okay test
oh okay I'm sorry the high caller
all right no I just wanted to say a
prayer for you guys because I see you're
going through a rough time tonight and I
don't I don't appreciate all the pranks
that's been making it through so I just
wondered if if if you guys would like to
take a prayer sure prayer would be would
be wonderful go ahead okay
dear Lord Christ our Savior we pray that
no calls will come through that are
disrespectful no more F sharps that
disturb the show and we also pray for
the kids in Africa to have food on the
table chicken in their pot and that's
cream welcome to the jesus chatline i
got faith go ahead you're on the air
okay go ahead I'm just like to pray for
Jesus to come like on the TV alright
we're gonna try out me we're gonna try
one more call
welcome to go ahead go ahead battlecode
go ahead call her go ahead you're on the
jesus chatline oh hi so they pick up a
new pair of glasses there was a group of
atheists outside protesting they were
holding Bill Murray's about things like
God's sake and everything and I couldn't
stop calling them lady then they called
me it's done aspect of my dad and poop
this just keeps happening over and over
what it Chad no I will not calm down
I've had enough of this
Richard youth you want it you said this
would not happen you're the one who
started this show you brought me on
board I will not calm down darn it
it's goofy time shout out to knock and
opening our tea detox cambogia hello
Jesus Chatwin okay look I just had a
quick question um I was at church the
other day and the priest told me that
they actually had physical evidence that
Jesus had managed to know know that a
priest had managed to convert Jews his
blood into wine
no his wine into blood or something like
that like that the wine that they drink
is actually the blood I don't know if
this is a river that's just what I heard
and if they can actually do that what is
God's blood type because I know some
hospitals that would love to figure that
poop out
hello I just saw you get lady-slapped
I'm really sorry
hello anybody
