Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and shine...
[Zap!]
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and shine...
Not that I wish to emply you have been sleeping on the job...
-Does anyone care what I think?
Not that I wish to emply you have been sleeping on the job...
Not that I wish to emply you have been sleeping on the job...
-Argh, my leg!
Not that I wish to emply you have been sleeping on the job...
Not that I wish to emply you have been sleeping on the job...
No one is more deserving of the rest...
...and all of the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until...
...well...
...let's just say your hour has...come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up, Mr. Freeman...
...wake up and smell the ashes.
[Train Horn!]
I didn't see you get on.
No... No!
Ow!
Noooooooo!!
Ow!
No...
GAH!
Greetings, brother! And so we met at last.
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation..
-First Warning: Move away!
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation.
-These stuff, it's all I have left.
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation.
[Pain!]
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation.
[EXPLOSION!]
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation.
You are to be commended for avoiding my traps. The work of a man who once had too much time on his hands, and now finds time for nothing but the work of salvation.
I suspect you have little wish to remain in Ravenholm, so I will show you to the mines.
-When this is all over, I'm gonna mate!
I suspect you have little wish to remain in Ravenholm, so I will show you to the mines.
I suspect you have little wish to remain in Ravenholm, so I will show you to the mines.
As for me... A shepherd must tend to...
This is bullshit! (x1)
This is bullshit! (x2)
This is bullshit! (x3)
This is bullshit! (x4)
-GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
This is bullshit! (x5)
-GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
This is bullshit! (x6)
This is bullshit! (x7)
This is bullshit! (x8)
This is bullshit! (x9)
This is bullshit! (x10)
This is bullshit! (x11)
This is bullshit! (x12)
This is bullshit! (x13)
["This is bullshit!" being repeated in background]
[Fast gibberish]
["This is bullshit!" being repeated in background]
You citizen, come with me!
Get in here!
Where are you taking me?
Go on!
Me?!
I said Move!
["This is bullshit!" being repeated in background...again]
-Greetings, brother! And so we meet at last.
["This is bullshit!" being repeated in background...again]
[Metropolice Dance Party!]
[Beep!]
Don't move! Hold it!
You, citizen. Come with me.
This must be a mistake, I got a standard relocation coupon just like everybody else!
No... No!
[Laughter]
[Beating sound!]
-Ow!
[Beating sound!]
[Beating sound!]
[Bone breaking!]
Get in.
Go on.
Get in.
Need any help with this one?
No, I'm good.
Back up.
Yeah, I'm gonna need me some privacy for this.
Now...
[EXPLOSION!]
HAAAAAACKS!!!
Get down!
[Wood breaking!]
Watch what you're doing!
[Screaming!]
Pick up that can.
Now put it in...
[Fart!]
Move along.
Argh!
Stay close to me, brother.
[Screams!]
[Laughter]
[Car starting sound]
[Spraying sound]
[Klaxon sound]
[Baby Doll noise]
[Laughter]
Thank you for writing, Concerned.
Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses...
...with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
I also detect some unspoken questions.
Do Our Benefactors really know...
Attention: residents.
Miscount detected in your block.
Run for your life!
Stop it, Freeman!
RUN!
Run for your life! (x1)
Run for your life! (x2)
Run for your life! (x3)
Run for your life! (x4)
Run for your life! (x5)
Run for your life! (x6)
Run for your life! (x7)
Run for your life! (x8)
Run for your life! (x9)
Run for your life! (x10)
Hold it!
Take him down!
[Metrocop Dance Party... again?]
Over here!
Ha! No, you don't!
Ow!
No!
No!
Hm.
It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa!
Gordon Freeman!
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Doctor Freeman, can you hear me?
Do not go into the light!
Although they call me crazy I care not, for thou art my helper, my strength, and my saviour.
Man of few words, aren't you?
Judith, what do you think you're doing?
No!
Through here!
Alyx, it's Leon, and I got Gordon Freeman with me.
Incoming, dropship at the lighthouse!
It's a dangerous route to my father's lab, through the old canals.
Take a look at this, Gordon.
Heeeelp!
Oh and by the way...
Hacks!
Blast that little...where did she get to?
Lamarr! Come out of there!
(Smack! Smack! Smack!)
Lamarr! Come out of there!
Lamarr! Come out of there!
Oh, hello, Alyx!
Well, almost all right.
Lamarr has gotten out of her crate again.
If I didn't know better, I'd suspect Barney of trapping and...
My Goodness!
Gordon Freeman!
It really is you, isn't it?
I found him wandering around outside. Bit of a troublemaker, isn't he?
We owe a great deal to Dr. Freeman...
...even if trouble does tend to follow in his wake.
Uh-oh. Everything all right, Doctor Kleiner?
I must say, Gordon, you come at a very opportune time.
Alyx has just installed the final piece for our resurrected teleport!
I can't take any credit for the breakthrough, Doctor.
Nonsense. Your talents surpass your loveliness.
Let's just see if this thing works, okay?
Well, is he here?
There you are.
Man, Gordon! You stirred up the hive.
We can't keep him here long, Doc.
It'll jeopardize everything we've worked for.
Don't worry. He's coming with me.
That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day.
We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!
You mean it's working? For real this time?
Because...
I still have nightmares about that cat.
Now, now, there's nothing to be nervous about.
-What cat?
Now, now, there's nothing to be nervous about.
We've made major strides since then.
Major strides.
What cat?
Major strides.
Doc, since he's not taking the streets, you might as well get him out of his civvies.
What?
Oh dear, you're right, I almost forgot.
Barney, I'll give you the honor.
Ha, I've gotta get back on my shift.
But okay.
Here we go.
Ahhh!
Dammit... get it off me!
Lamarr! There you are!
I thought you got rid of that pest!
Certainly not!
Never fear, Gordon. She's de-beaked and completely harmless.
The worst she might do is attempt to...
...couple with your head. Fruitlessly!
Get that thing away from me!
Here, my pet. Hop up.
No! Not up there!
No! No!
Careful, Lamarr! Those are quite fragile!
Oh, fie!
It'll be another week before I can coax her out of there.
Yeah, longer if we're lucky.
Barney?
You're an animal person?
Ugh...
Well, Gordon, go ahead.
Slip into your suit now.
Well, Gordon, I see your HEV suit still fits you like a glove.
At least the glove parts do.
I've made a few modifications, but I'll just acquaint you with the essentials.
Now, let's see...
The Mark V Hazardous Environment Suit has been redesigned for comfort and utility...
Oh dear.
Doc, we don't have time for this!
At least get that suit juiced up, Gordon.
Good idea. There's a charger on the wall.
I've modified your suit to draw power from Combine energy outlets, which are plentiful wherever they patrol.
Meanwhile, let's get this show on the road.
You okay in here?
Gordon, why don't you position yourself near the panel over there and wait for my word?
-Yes, yes, Eli...
Is it really that time again?
...bit of a holdup on this end.
You'll never guess who found his way into our lab this morning.
What... What's going on, Judith?
Indeed it is. And it's our intention to send him packing straightaway, in the company of your lovely daughter.
Are you ready for us, Dad?
Shut it down, shut it down!
Then let's do it.
Let's see. The massless field-flux should self-limit and I've clamped the manifold parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive.
Conditions could hardly be more ideal!
That's what you said last time.
Hey, uh, yeah. About that cat…
Initializing in three...two...one...
Oh, fiddlesticks. What now?
Uh, Doctor? The plug?
Dear me, you're right. Gordon, would you mind plugging us in?
Urgh!
Hey, Gordon!
Oh and before I forget...
FUCK YOU!
