Two households both alike in dignity in
fair Verona where we lay our scene
From ancient Grudge break to new mutiny
where civil blood makes civil hands unclean
from forth the fatal loins of these two
foes a pair of star-crossed lovers take
their life. Whose misadventured piteous
overthrows do with their death bury
their parents strife. The fearful passage
of their death marked love and the
continuance of their parents rage, which,
but their children's end, nought could
remove, is now the two hours traffic of
our stage the which of you with patient
ears attend what here shall miss our
toil shall strive to mend.
Wow that girl I met at the party earlier
was so beautiful!
I wonder if she has a zoom account. Do you need an account to use zoom?
But soft what light through yonder window breaks?
it is Juliet, and she is online!
Oh her face is as bright as the rising
sun. Can she not see me? Is my video not on?
Oh man she's resting her hand on her
keyboard. Oh to be a key on that board so
so she could be touching me.
Oh, Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou
Romeo you have to have an account somewhere.
Oh God Romeo why are you called Romeo?
Should I log off? Should at least tell
her that I'm here? This is awkward but
kind of awesome. I mean how important are names really what's in a name that which
we call a rose by any other name would
smell as sweet?
Same with Romeo. Romeo get rid of your
name and take all of me. Done I am in.
Say you love me and I'll become a new person with a new name. What man art thou that
thus bescreen'd in the night? Have I
been hacked? I don't know how to tell you
my name because my name is an enemy to you.
I just met you but I know who you
are.
Aren't you Romeo of the Montague family?
And whatever you want me to be funny.
How did you find this meeting room? I
followed my love.
If my mom sees me talking to you she's going to kill you. Then kill me it's worthless
Oh, do you love me? I know you will say
yes and I will believe you oh Romeo if
you love me just say it. Or if you think
I'm just a pretty girl pretending to play hard to
get so you can try to win me, let's be
honest - I can't do that because I love
you too much. So you might think my love
isn't real but trust me you'll prove my
love is more honest than the love of
those who are clever enough to pretend
to be uninterested.
Darling sweetheart I
I swear by the moon..
Oh god don't swear by the moon, the moon changes all the time. If you swear by the moon your love
may be inconstant too.
What should I swear by? Don't swear by anything
if you must swear swear by yourself,
because you are my God now. Oh good night
Are you really going to leave me so
unsatisfied? We just started talking.
What kind of satisfaction do you think
you're going to get tonight? I think we
should DTR. DTR?
Define the relationship. I already said I loved you before you even asked.
I wish I could take it back.
Take it back? Why?
So I could say it again for the
first time! My love is as deep as the sea
and -- (distant) "who are you talking to?"
No one mom God go away! Basically I
think we should get married.
Oh wow this is the best night ever.
I've got to be dreaming.
I just have a couple of things to tell you before we log off. If you want to marry me
text me tomorrow!
(distant) "Get off the computer now young lady!"
I have to go text me tomorrow!
(distant) "NOW!"
I am!
Oh you know what, I'll text you a
thousand times good night.
My life is so much worse without her here.
A lover goes to their love like like
like like a schoolboy leaving school but
leaves love like like-
Are you still there Romeo?
I miss you already!
My name on your lips is like music to my ears.
Oh what time should I text you.
Around nine.
God that's forever until then.
Good night, good night parting is such sweet sorrow
I shall say good night till it be morrow.
You hang up.
No you hang up
No you hang up! No you oh you know
she hung up
A glooming peace this morning with it
brings the sign for sorrow will not show
his head go hence to have more talk of
these sad things. Some shall be pardoned
and some punished. It never was a
tale of more woe than this of Juliet and
her Romeo.
