Its Christmas edition in Fortnite, I see
[Simon] Really?
For me it is
[Simon] So the girls will go around in santa clothes?
Wait am I a girl? I haven't choosed to be a girl
What is this?, Oh well
[Simon] I want to be a girl
If I press select mode
Wait how do you invite?
Ok, I got it
[Simon] Yo chill, I should probably start the  game first
Im a girl
[Simon] Ye, but i want to be a girl
That guy should be me
Wait, maybe its in locker
Oh she dances
Yo check out locker and then press...
[Simon] Ye, Im checking it now
Do you here the music to?
[Simon] It was gay...
Im checking the leaderboard and the top guy is called
Wait, how du you jump?
Wait, wait, wait. We dont jump yet do we?
Should we just jump?
Ehm parachute, how do I deploy it?
[Simon] It says there, On the front of screen with big text.
I have dyslexia, so take it easy
Ey can you drive cars?
There is an icecream truck right there
[Simon] How to you fall faster, This isn't working we are gonna get shot
Dude, theres one guy down there, hit him
[Simon] Im not even down yet
[Simon] He is trying to shot me
Cmon then, cmon
Come here women!
[Simon] How do you pick up stuff, HELLO!
Ey, I killed her!
Ok, I died
Simon, Simon revive
[Simon] Wait, Im trying to kill someone here
[Simon] Ah I died
[Simon] The girls have really big hips in this game. I like that
The boys have really big shoes
No its shins pads, never mind
[Simon] I see potential in this game
I dont
[Simon] I dont like shin pads
You shouldn't fall down
With a flying bus
And hit people with pick axe
[Simon] But thats super cool
Dude, you see me?
[Simon] Damn, you jump so high
Dude
[Simon] Where are you?
Dude, there is a guy here
[Simon] Oh hes low, look at this
[Simon] No
[Simon] Ah help me
Take its easy, Is he low?
Where, where, where ah!
[Simon] He's in front of me, in front of me!
[Simon] Ah never mind
Cmon, man!
What do you think of the game so far? We have survived in max 5 min
[Simon] Well I like the girls
[Simon] Sanny, ok are you ready dude?
[Simon] Are you ready?
[Simon] I cant hear you!
Shut up!
[Simon] Jump, wait you cant, Now!
To early dude, to early!
[Simon] Nonono you can glide your way to it, I believe
Simon im running to you
[Simon] Oh, I found a pistol, Yes!
I dont if there is any other, there is!
Or was it you?
Wow I jumped!
Get here women.... Man
Where he at?
[Simon] There are 2 guys there dude, 2 guys!
Lets play one more
[Simon] Lets play one more!
We need to land somewhere alone
[Simon] Get som private time
Ye, but I dont think this is like H1
[Simon] So you cant (bleep) in this game?
No
[Simon] Shit
[Simon] Why do we even play this game?
[Simon] What is this, hello
Bro, my question is why they are watching us right now
*Some nonsense*
Look at these guys flying off
[Simon] Just shitting them out hello
This is how God makes people
[Simon] I got a kill!
[Simon] Over there, BEHIND!
[Simon] Oh, knocked
Ey ey, let me punch him, shit
[Simon] I want the kills man
Ok now its on
I have 4 bullets tho
Dude look at this
[Simon] What are you doing
[Simon] This is lit!
[Simon] I see 2....
Bro, I only have 4 bullets, I cant do that much
[Simon] No problem, I got you
[Simon] Dude I got 2 kills
Shut up, I didn't get any
[Simon] F*ck you
Lets play one more. Im starting to get it, its pretty ok
[Simon] Ok it looks like you have downs
You have downs
[Simon] You have downs!
Look at your eyes bro!
You just giving me all the attention
Look at you
[What] What do you mean me?
Are you a girl right now?
Im a girl
Ye, look at your eyes, you have downs
[Simon9 They are big as hell, look at yours
[Simon] They look like a pair of small pig va*inas
You have said downs 2 times in 2 videos
[Simon] Oh my
[Simon] I have?
[Simon] I doesn't feel like its something I would had said
You said it, When we played Heartstone
From heartstone video
[Simon] Hello, oh you already got weapon
[Simon] I got a box omg, Lootbox....
Ey you can destroy the car and get items for it
Ey look I found Kevin
This is how we greet Kevin
Ey you can hit the house
[Simon] Destroy it all
Yo wait won't everything on top fall?
Ye, Im gonna stay outside
I dont think its gonna fall to be honest
[Simon] I hope it does
Ok last part here
[Simon] Aha, It only blows up
Wow, what a good game
Dont shoot, dont shoot!
He doesn't see us
[Simon] He's friend will probably see us
Ok, Fire!
One more guy?
[Simon] Ye, Somewhere
Wait they where fighting against someone, make sure there is nobody more
Ok, Sombody is shooting me
[Simon] Loots of weapon here dude
Wait how do you use bandages
Ey, I want an m4
How do you use bandages?
[Simon] I dont know
[Simon] I dont know but we should probably try to run
They are shooting
[Simon] Where?
I dont know, I need to use bandages
Ah he executed me
[Simon] I got this bro, no shit
This was cozy down here
Ey, you forgot a chest here bro
Help me
[Simon] Wait, where?
[Simon] I have a shotgun!
Oh no, Im dying
I can't!
[Simon] You just need to believe
[Simon] Are you dead?
Ye
He's there did you get him?
[Simon] I have a shotgun!
Just take him, Rush it!
[Simon] Nooo, Oh shit
2 guys there
Damn, you are sneaking fast
[Simon] Im out here sprinting
[Simon] Look at this
2 guys
You look like a black kid just poking around the house
Ey, chill chill
They are healing themself and all
Are they really up there?
What rating are you giving this game?
[Simon] 15/20
[Simon] No im kidding, 20/15
Honestly im giving this a 7/10
 
