*Techno Music Plays*
here we are at nerd herders episode 2
i'm marisa your favorite gamer girl
@themediawithc_ and we've got
Tony Zaret
great to be here I love geeking and
gaming out. I love Nintendo and I love I
love joysticks
and we got Bardia Salimi
excited ready to get into this plenty of
stuff to talk about
we have a matrix 4
a 4th Matrix movie coming out
(Clapping)
I gotta
say I love the matrix one of my favorite movies ever
I have to disagree I'm not
excited for a matrix sequel I think the
trilogy was perfect I think we've seen
this time and time again where Hollywood
resurrects a franchise only it for it to
be a disaster and this is what's gonna
happen with this matrix film it's not
even beating a dead horse it's it's
kissing a dead horse when
- when was the last time you saw the matrix?
- have you kissed a dead horse?
uh 20 years ago and yes
the
CGI does not hold up all right
how are you not excited about revisiting that
world and these characters with the
state-of-the-art technology that we have
available today
the CGI of today has no soul okay if you
think the graphics from 20 years ago the
CGI looked bad I got three words for you
Jar Jar Binks okay that's real soul in a
CGI character and something that's
completely missing in these kind of
modern crap busters which is what I sort
of called crapbusters
Jar Jar Binks did
not look real not to mention the
questionable voice-over behind Jar Jar
Binks which was very problematic you got
to be the only guy in the world that
likes Jar Jar Binks
I'm not I know I'm
not the only guy in the world and here's
how I know they like Jar Jar Binks
because I know I'm not the only one
because everyone in the Jar Jar Binks
fanfiction subreddit of which I'm a mod
23 members I don't think those people
would have joined if they didn't like
the character
I'm the only girl I know
that's like into like downloading PDFs
which is just sort of a fun fact about
me
let me tell you what's gonna happen
with this new matrix and here's why I'm
not excited about it is that like all
the movies coming out now that are gonna
feel the need to cram in all these other
properties so here's what's gonna happen
neo is gonna put the little tube in his
head suddenly he's gonna be looking at
Deadpool he's gonna be looking at
minions he's gonna looking at all this
stuff I hope that are in every
movie now
I got to say early Keanu so
Gorge and people think he's not a good
actor do we think he's a good actor?
I mean Keanu Reeves is one of the great
actors living today I mean and as an
actor when I see him I can see the
technique that he's using not only does
he act with his eyes but he acts with
his nose
@bardiasalimi1
I think Keanu Reeves is a terrible actor
why is that because he's bisexual
you know what I don't know what that has to
do with it but frankly that does make me
question his ability to play characters
that are exclusively a straight or gay
now that you tell me that it makes sense
he seems bisexual in a lot of the films
and it's taking me out of it and I'm
sorry if this is a problematic thing
I thought about having a crush on a girl
one time her name was Julia and I said I
was like oh you're pretty like maybe
I'll think about sort of like maybe
dating women yeah and I just want to say
please don't don't cancel me I love all
sexuals that I get I was don't cancel me
please you love all sexuals I mean one
of my favorite sexual skylar our intern
I think has  something to say
Hey guys just got a breaking wire from
Twitter.com the Mario Kart for iPhone
turns out it's pay to play! and I thought
this would be a topic of concern I just
wanted to let you guys know even though
I probably should have waited to like
after you were done filming thanks for
thanks for telling us that yeah that was really that's cool yeah but I'm glad you came
While  I'm here I know you have like a
one plug per guest policy
But a guest as
not an employee I see how I said we're
hoping people we've put asks out when we gave
you an ask and ask over
what you are
is not guest it's sort of a lower tier
it's like there's guest the host and
then your and then there's a sort of
camera staff and then there's kind of
the janitorial staff okay
yeah I only got to talk about this so
mariokart
-so the Mario Kart subescription is
broken
-Wow
this is unbelievable I'm hearing that
tons of gamers flocked and downloaded
the mobile title they were met with a
nasty surprise a $4.99 monthly
subscriptions so it's a big reach I
didn't realize is a huge reach if you
promise a 200 cc racing mode and then
there's there's a problem with the
subscription yeah you're out of your
mind
as a gamer girl this I want to play
right away. I don't want to have to pay no
this is easily yeah I like that you
rhymed that I knew sort of
I actually
took a poetry class at Bard so
this is
outrageous let me tell you something us
gamers we want a game we want a 200 cc
racing mode
I wanna be up all night gaming
we want gold challenges we want to have
Mario and his friend green mario have a
race we don't want to pay we don't want
to play we don't want to we don't we
want to have Mario and mushroom man have
a race
but my favorite is peach because
she's feminist yeah check this out the
turret but the Tata Tata Tata Tata Tata
Tata I hate men doot-doot doot-doot eat
it eat it eat it eat it we should
we should laugh at these bits hahaha
i'ma Luigi yeah
minecraft verses fortnite where do we
stand boys
well say this fortnite has
shooting and minecraft as I understand
it is not is his blocks
so we got a
message from at manga boy 54 and he's
saying hey I'm super pumped about the
new overwatch patch
that's what we talked about last episode
awesome such a big fan especially you
Marissa stop
"my aunt passed away and her will is
stressing my family out she's my dad's
sister and there was a divorce and she's
leaving the same amount of money for my
mom and my dad this seems unfair what do
you guys think I should do"
