Alright, ladies. Gather 'round, gather 'round.
I decided we need to do something a little different.
We should let our hair down, so to speak.
Let's have a little girls' night. What do we say?
Connix: Hell yeah!
Rose: Cool, I'm into that.
What do we say about margaritas?
Rey and Rose: Okay!
Connix: F**k yeah!
Hey ladies. Whatcha all doin'?
We're having a girls' night.
Great! Where we going? What are we doing?
Finn
you're not a girl.
I knew that.
Yeah...uh...I was just kidding around.
Yeah, you ladies have a good night.
Oh, please let me hang out with y'all! Please let me hang out! Please, please--
Only if you put on a wig and wear a dress.
Oh, I'm so glad we're all hanging out together.
(cackling) It's so much fun.
I never got to have girl time before.
Stop being such a f**kin' downer, Rey! (laughs)
I'm sorry! I don't have normal experiences to talk about.
Well, you know what you do have that you can talk about, that we'd all like to talk about?
Your boyfriend's d**k!
Oh!
No, no.
No, we would not all like to talk about that
unless you want me to tell you about how I would clean his diapies
and you'd have to be careful, because every now and then the little fireman would go off
and spray a hose of pee pee in your face if you weren't careful.
(obnoxious drunken cackling)
Rey: His little fireman! Ooh! Ooh!
How many has she had?
Did you down a couple in quick succession or what?
That's not easy for you to say. (snorted laughter)
Finn, sit up straight. Your posture is atrocious.
That's much better.
So, um, Rose
what's with you and Hux?
Yeah! You got a crush on him, you lesbian?
He's not a girl, you know!
Rey: He still has (stammers)
a tackle and a...and barbers, or what is it?
(stammers) his stick and berries?
His...(laughs)...his
his sausage and meatballs?
(cackles very loudly)
Ha ha! Hmm, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh, my god!
There is nothing going on with me and Armitage.
Who?
Yeah, you know. Hux? That's his f**king first name.
Oh!
He's a good kid.
He likes it over here now.
We have talks every night before bed.
We drink some tea and, you know, talk about his life
and things that I've done in my life
and, you know, he's a good kid.
This is most distressing.
Uh, Rose?
He's calling you Rose now, too.
I see him still trying to say "scavenger" whenever he talks to me.
Oh, he hates you!
Ha!
Yeah, 'cause I got his man! I got his man! (laughing)
Roll the music!
Boom! I've got your boyfriend! I've got your man!
She's got him!
Boom! I've got your boyfriend! I've got your man! Boom!
So tell us about his fireman.
AAARRGH!
I wanna know! Is it as good as it looks?
I'm holding my ears.
I mean...I've been coming back for more, right?
(mutters and hiccups)
So Rose...(burp)
Oh.
You don't have to stand so close while you're talking to me, Rey. It's fine!
No, no. Come here. Come here.
I just want to thank you for the advice you gave me.
It...it was so right. And I...I
stood up for myself
and said, "Boy! You gotta do better!"
and...and now he's gonna
And then you'll get married.
Yeah! Look!
Rose: Is that Leia's ring?
Connix: That's Leia's ring!
It is, because it meant something and it's sentimental and Leia gave it to him to give to me.
Rose and Connix: Aww!
(Phazzy laughs)
Momma's boy.
Rose is gonna start seeing Hux. (laughs)
I am not!
We are on friendlier terms! That is it!
(Finn tries to stifle his laughter)
Oh, oh really? You got something to say?
So do we wanna play "spin the bottle"?
Ladies, do you know what time it is?
Dohhhhhh!
We have a very busy day tomorrow.
Everyone go to sleep! Go on.
Shoo! Back to your quarters! Go to bed!
Rey: You killjoy!
Phazzy: It was getting boring anyway.
Rose: Good, no vomit cleaning up.
Connix: Whatever.
Connix: Such a total c**k block!
There were no c**ks here! Come on!
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