Excuse me.
I'll update you guys later...
because I really need to poop right now.
Let's go find...
Let's go find the nearest comfort room.
Let's go!
Come with me guys!
Hi guys! Welcome back to my channel!
Today is my birthday, September 13th .
I'm turning 25 today which means I'm a 25 year old virgin
We are here at the cinema to watch a movie.
I'm just waiting for my friend.
Being a virgin for 25 years...
All I can say is...
Is that I'm happy.
Whenever I'm lonely at night, my hand is always there for me.
But don't worry because my friend will help me...
He said that he'll help me with my virginity.
Let's just wait for him here.
I'll update you again later guys.
GIRL: He's coming back!
(*Nervous*) Hello guys, ahh.
(*Shy*) Welcome to my...
(*Nervous*) Hello guys...
welcome BACK to my 1ST EVER vlog
Take 3
Hello guys, welcome...
to my vlog.
This is the 1st episode.
*SIGHS* It's really tough (to be a vlogger)
♫ All the birds flying ♫
♫ All the birds flying ♫
♫ All the birds flying ♫
We're here at Emilio Aguinaldo Shrine.
This (place) is the inspiration for the next tattoo in my balls
Emilio Aguinaldo..
in my left balls.
I'll update you later guys. Bye-bye
Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel.
Just wanna update you about my No Underwear Challenge.
It's been 2 days since I started.
I can really feel the itchyness in my flower.
Can't wait to complete the..
..No Underwear Challenge soon!
Keep on following my vlog updates
Because the itchyness is really getting annoying!
I guess I have to wear undies again.
Goodbyeee.
Welcome back to my channel!
I'm vlogging here at the mall..
because it's raining hard outside.
My doctor advised me to stop drinking milk tea
It's the reason why my d*ck is getting smaller and smaller
Like, comment and subscribe!
GUY: Legit! Stop drinking milk tea bro.
GIRL: You're drinking milk tea everyday right?
Hi guys! Welcome back to our channel.
I already have 12 subscribers
I am definitely quitting my job today!
I'll hit 20 subscribers next week!
We're here at Imus.
Hi guys! Welcome back to our channel.
Now that we hit 1k subscribers..
We're gonna look for trouble (street fight)
We'll ask a group of guys to fight me
Hoping we can find them today
GUY: We're not guys, we are gays.
GUY: We're gays.
I wanna fight high school students
It can be all of them versus me
GUY: I'm already working. I'm not in school anymore.
Bro, what grade are you in right now?
GUY: I'm in Grade 12
Ohh, you're already Grade 12
Change of plans guys.
We can only fight Grade 4 students
Bro, where are the Grade 4 students at?
GUY: There's no classes today
Yeah, you're right.
Okay guys..
We're gonna fight Grade 4 students..
or Grade 3 students.
Welcome back guys
We're here at  Emilio Aguinaldo Shrine
Since we already hit 50k subscribers
We're gonna do a giveaway to a random stranger
Today..
the lucky winners of my giveaway...
are these 3 beautiful ladies in front of me.
I recently reached 50k subscribers in Youtube...
and I would like to do  a surprise giveaway
Can i get a round of applause?
Thank you!
Here's our giveaway
Please get one and pass
It has "glow in the dark" feature
Do you have anything to say?
GIRL: Is this soap? What's this?
No...
Here look..
It's a pack of condom
This pack has 3 condoms
GIRL: What?? Condom?
It's for protection
GIRL: Why condoms??
I think they are happy with the giveaway
What can you say?
GIRL: Wow! Why is your giveaway like this?
GIRL: I thought it's was a candy!
GIRL: Thank you.
GIRL: Bye
I'm positive that they are happy with my giveaway
Like, comment and subscribe
Let's hit 100k subscribers in month!
Welcome back to our channel
I failed again this semester
I think I'll drop out of school
And become a p*rnstar
If you know websites where i can upload my videos..
comment them down below.
And please make sure they accept guys who are 3 inches below
See you around guys!
Bye-bye!
