 - Back in the day
 when I used to date
drug dealers
and gang bangers,
I make a dude color
and if you stay in the lines,
you know what I'm saying?
- That's--[laughs]
- You know, one of 'em
hit me up from jail
and he was like, you know,
my most happiest memory
of being free is when
you invite me to your place
and I thought I was
gonna hit it,
and I'm coloring in this book.
I had this coloring book.
[both laughing]
The whole messed up thing
about it is,
I never did get to hit it.
I was like,
'cause you was
outside the lines, homie.
- [laughs]
- Outside the lines.
Hi.
Hello.
[laughs]
I'm Tiffany Haddish, and today
we're gonna talk about
Rose Valland.
[slurps]
♪ She ready ♪
 So, it's France,
 October 1940.
 Rose Valland,
 the assistant curator
 with the Jeu de Paume Museum,
 she's like,
 you know what I know?
 Art.
Then all of a sudden, boom.
Nazis everywhere.
 They took over the museum
 like, this our spot!
 This where we 'gon be at!
 Ayy!
 [laughs]
 She's like, oh, shoot,
 it's Germans everywhere.
And what they doing is,
robbing the French Jews
 and now they storing all
 this stolen art up in there.
And you know why?
You know why?
- Hm.
- Do you know why?
Let me tell you why.
Because Hitler
 was like a proclaimed artist
 and he tried
 to get into this school.
He was denied because
he couldn't stay in the lines.
- Uh-oh.
- He told his boys,
 y'all go out there
 and y'all get all the artwork.
 Now, if it's German art,
 it's good,
 but if it ain't German art,
 burn that shit up.
'Cause Hitler was mad
'cause he didn't to get in
to the university.
'Cause you mad you didn't get
to get in to school.
My [bleep] wet.
Don't worry about it.
- [laughs]
- But, Rose is like,
 the dopest spy.
 They up there talking...
 [imitates German]
 They didn't know
 she spoke German.
She like this,
hmm.
 Taking notes.
 Taking notes. Taking notes.
 Okay?
 So, uh...
 different people that worked
 under Hitler
 would show up
 to the museum often.
 Like his main man.
 His name was
 Hermann Goring, right?
Now, Hermann, you know,
he so ratchet.
 - [laughs]
 - He like, gimme.
 That's the best!
 Run me that!
 Run me that right there.
 Ooh, that's nice.
 Hey, hey, hey,
 give me something to drink.
 Bring me some champagne
 up in here
 while I'm in here picking
 the best art.
 And Rose would be like...
 [in French accent]
 I don't know why
 these [bleep] are here.
 He's so lazy.
 [normal]
 Why you even wanna tell me
 where you stole it from?
 Do you know who I am?
 I'ma--I'ma--
 I'ma tell er'body.
 She go get the wine
 and Hermann be like,
Oh...
[slurps]
Magnifique! This is a--
Oh, no, wait, no.
He was German.
He be like...[slurps]
 [imitates German]
 Delicious!
 - [laughs]
 - Right? You know. [laughs]
Wait, hold up.
I'm toasted.
I'm sorry.
- How you feel?
- I feel...fantastic.
- [laughs]
- Anyways, they would load
 these pieces of art up
 on the train.
 The Nazis
 was putting a lot of stuff
 down in these deep,
 dark caves.
 You hiding stuff in caves?
 You hiding...freaking...
 van Goghs in a coal mine?
 That's disrespectful.
 And Rose would be like,
 I'ma memorize this.
 I'm "memorinizing"
 all of it.
 Sounding ghetto as hell.
 - [laughs]
[both laughing]
Did you know I was Jewish?
- I didn't until tonight.
- 'Cause my father's Jewish,
but my mama's
a Jehovah's Witness.
So I'm a JewJo.
[both laugh]
So, uh, it's December 1944,
 James Rorimer shows up
 trying to holla at Rose.
 Rose,
 I know you know everything.
 I need you to get me
 all the information
 that you have.
 Where are all the treasures.
 She's like,
 I don't know you like that.
 Who is you?
 He's like, I'm James Rorimer.
 I'm with the Monuments Men.
 Now this was a collection
 of men and womens
 who went out to save the
 existence of their culture.
Rose, she was dope.
She was like, boom.
 I got these
 addresses right here.
 Check this out.
 They would stop trains,
 they would go to salt mines,
they was knocking--
knocking people out.
Some people died,
some people lived,
 but the art was saved.
 She saved like over
 60,000 pieces of culture.
 She's a heroine.
 [epic music]
 And then finally Rose is like,
 go to Hermann Goring's house.
 Sent him over there, boom.
 $200 million worth
 of treasures, culture, art.
She hooked that up,
 and Hermann Goring
 was pissed as hell at her.
 Like, I can't believe
 she snitched on me!
 And when she was bringing me
 all these
 glasses of champagne.
And then Rose does the Nay Nay.
 Eh!
 [laughs]
But he couldn't do
nothing about it,
 'cause now
 he a prisoner of war.
 And Hitler killed himself...
 they say.
I think he hanging out
with Tupac.
 [hip-hop music]
[laughing]
[both laughing]
 ♪ ♪
