
English: 
(whooshing)
(intense music)
- You're fucking with
the wrong girl, Pippy.
- Am I?
- I love you.
- Keep your pants on, let's
go check the door out.
- Are you Floon?
- Welcome back to the Quarantine Games!
We're resuming our weekly play through
of Dungeons & Dragons
with another installment
of Social Distancing & Dungeons & Dragons.
(intense music)
Last we met, our funny little heroes
continued their search for Floon Blagmaar
at The Skewered Dragon, where
after a spirited performance,
they learned he and his compatriot Renaer
were likely hauled off
to a nearby warehouse.
It was there that they
stumbled upon four kenku,
strange avian-like creatures,
which they made short work of.
Then, from a back room, a stirring!
Does this sound familiar to you?

English: 
(whooshing)
(intense music)
- You're fucking with
the wrong girl, Pippy.
- Am I?
- I love you.
- Keep your pants on, let's
go check the door out.
- Are you Floon?
- Welcome back to the Quarantine Games!
We're resuming our weekly play through
of Dungeons & Dragons
with another installment
of Social Distancing & Dungeons & Dragons.
(intense music)
Last we met, our funny little heroes
continued their search for Floon Blagmaar
at The Skewered Dragon, where
after a spirited performance,
they learned he and his compatriot Renaer
were likely hauled off
to a nearby warehouse.
It was there that they
stumbled upon four kenku,
strange avian-like creatures,
which they made short work of.
Then, from a back room, a stirring!
Does this sound familiar to you?

English: 
- Yeah, I chopped a bird's head off.
- Oh yeah, you did.
- Quick note for you
all, we're filming this
around dinner time, so
I do have some saltines
I'm gonna be munching on.
I don't know if they exist
in the Dungeons & Dragons world, crackers.
- You can call-- just say
it's like a little shortbread
or hard--
- Shortbread!
- I have my mug with the Queen on it.
- And I have my Chardonnay,
yes I may (giggling)
- Ryan loves his Chardonnay, or Steve.
- Steve loves Chardonnay.
Everything in the D&D world
is in any other world,
everything's game here.
- So let's jump back into it,
you're in this first floor
of this warehouse,
there's a second floor as
well that you can see.
You heard a stirring from the back room,
you'll probably wanna check that out,
but keep in mind you can also explore
the warehouse a bit, there
seems to be some rooms to it,
so you can have at it, let's jump back in!

English: 
- Yeah, I chopped a bird's head off.
- Oh yeah, you did.
- Quick note for you
all, we're filming this
around dinner time, so
I do have some saltines
I'm gonna be munching on.
I don't know if they exist
in the Dungeons & Dragons world, crackers.
- You can call-- just say
it's like a little shortbread
or hard--
- Shortbread!
- I have my mug with the Queen on it.
- And I have my Chardonnay,
yes I may (giggling)
- Ryan loves his Chardonnay, or Steve.
- Steve loves Chardonnay.
Everything in the D&D world
is in any other world,
everything's game here.
- So let's jump back into it,
you're in this first floor
of this warehouse,
there's a second floor as
well that you can see.
You heard a stirring from the back room,
you'll probably wanna check that out,
but keep in mind you can also explore
the warehouse a bit, there
seems to be some rooms to it,
so you can have at it, let's jump back in!

English: 
- All right, you guys
hangout here with the birds,
I'm gonna go find Floon.
- You can go find that old man,
I wanna talk to these parrots.
Like I said, my dad once
took me to the Tiki Room
in Disneyland and I remember--
- I don't know what that is!
- I do know what that is,
Qezza, you just don't know.
You don't know.
- Let us walk toward the muffled voice
that seems to be calling our presence.
- What about the birds?
- The kenku are very scared
and they know if they,
at this point, make a run for it,
that feels like it might
be a little too much
of a risk for them.
You scared the hell out of them,
you shot a bolt in their direction,
and you also decapitated their friend, so.
- I see it as fair, I'm
gonna come back here
and talk to them about
that Tiki Room though.
- All right, you walk into the backroom,
and you see, cowered in the corner,
a man sort of disassembling his ropes
that were tied around his wrists,
a very regal looking man, and
he says "oh thank goodness,
"did you take care of those
retched creatures out there?"
- We did, two of them are dead,

English: 
- All right, you guys
hangout here with the birds,
I'm gonna go find Floon.
- You can go find that old man,
I wanna talk to these parrots.
Like I said, my dad once
took me to the Tiki Room
in Disneyland and I remember--
- I don't know what that is!
- I do know what that is,
Qezza, you just don't know.
You don't know.
- Let us walk toward the muffled voice
that seems to be calling our presence.
- What about the birds?
- The kenku are very scared
and they know if they,
at this point, make a run for it,
that feels like it might
be a little too much
of a risk for them.
You scared the hell out of them,
you shot a bolt in their direction,
and you also decapitated their friend, so.
- I see it as fair, I'm
gonna come back here
and talk to them about
that Tiki Room though.
- All right, you walk into the backroom,
and you see, cowered in the corner,
a man sort of disassembling his ropes
that were tied around his wrists,
a very regal looking man, and
he says "oh thank goodness,
"did you take care of those
retched creatures out there?"
- We did, two of them are dead,

English: 
the other two are hostage, are you Floon?
- "Oh no, I'm Renaer."
- Oh.
(gasping)
- Renaer.
- Renaer.
- Yes, yes.
- Why are you here?
Renaer, you of somebody with all of money,
and prestige in the city, why
are you in this warehouse?
- "Well, I'll tell you, I was out,
"y'know a couple days ago I was drinking
"with my friend Floon,
we had a bit of a toss
"back over at The Skewered Dragon,
"and on our way out we were
jumped by treacherous thugs,
"and brought here to this warehouse.
"Now they hauled Floon off, and I suspect
"that they thought Floon was I."
- Cause you're the son
of the previous openlord.
- "Yes, lot of people after him.
"They probably wanted to get
to him via me, unfortunately."
- You seem very calm for
someone who's been here
for the past few days.
- "I'm a man of means,
I figured at some point

English: 
the other two are hostage, are you Floon?
- "Oh no, I'm Renaer."
- Oh.
(gasping)
- Renaer.
- Renaer.
- Yes, yes.
- Why are you here?
Renaer, you of somebody with all of money,
and prestige in the city, why
are you in this warehouse?
- "Well, I'll tell you, I was out,
"y'know a couple days ago I was drinking
"with my friend Floon,
we had a bit of a toss
"back over at The Skewered Dragon,
"and on our way out we were
jumped by treacherous thugs,
"and brought here to this warehouse.
"Now they hauled Floon off, and I suspect
"that they thought Floon was I."
- Cause you're the son
of the previous openlord.
- "Yes, lot of people after him.
"They probably wanted to get
to him via me, unfortunately."
- You seem very calm for
someone who's been here
for the past few days.
- "I'm a man of means,
I figured at some point

English: 
"someone might toss up a pretty
penny to get me out of here.
"The men who brought me here
I'm pretty sure are all dead."
- How do we know that you just didn't see
that we were coming and then pretended
that you were tied up in this room,
and then we walked in and in fact
you're actually the boss
of this whole operation.
- "I don't know, I guess you
don't know that." (laughs)
- What else can you tell us
about the men who kidnapped you?
- "Well, I'm pretty sure they
were from the Zhentarim guild.
"I'm not entirely sure, but
I know that the Zhentarim
"think my father embezzled
a large amount of gold
"while he was openlord and
that he hid the dragons
"somewhere in the city.
"They actually think that they can find it
"by using an artifact
called The Stone of Golorr
"which was in the hands
of the Xanathar guild
"until recently.
"Apparently someone stole it.
"The Xan's thought I knew something
"about all of this but I don't!
"My father and I actually
aren't that close,
"he's kind of a A-hole."
- We've heard.
- "Oh yes, people are not too big

English: 
"someone might toss up a pretty
penny to get me out of here.
"The men who brought me here
I'm pretty sure are all dead."
- How do we know that you just didn't see
that we were coming and then pretended
that you were tied up in this room,
and then we walked in and in fact
you're actually the boss
of this whole operation.
- "I don't know, I guess you
don't know that." (laughs)
- What else can you tell us
about the men who kidnapped you?
- "Well, I'm pretty sure they
were from the Zhentarim guild.
"I'm not entirely sure, but
I know that the Zhentarim
"think my father embezzled
a large amount of gold
"while he was openlord and
that he hid the dragons
"somewhere in the city.
"They actually think that they can find it
"by using an artifact
called The Stone of Golorr
"which was in the hands
of the Xanathar guild
"until recently.
"Apparently someone stole it.
"The Xan's thought I knew something
"about all of this but I don't!
"My father and I actually
aren't that close,
"he's kind of a A-hole."
- We've heard.
- "Oh yes, people are not too big

English: 
"on him here in Water Deep."
- Can we trust this gentlemen?
I don't know if we can trust him.
I'm gonna roll an insight check
because I do have a good modifier,
a plus four modifier, I
roll a 12, plus four, 16.
- You gaze into this man's
eyes and look for little,
what do you call those,
like micro expressions,
to see if he seems like he's
trying to fleece you guys,
or pull one over on you, he
seems like a trustworthy man,
he seem to be telling you the truth.
- Quick question for you, one
more question, Renaer for you,
what is it about this Floon character
that makes him so appealing?
Why does everybody want a piece of him?
- "I don't know, I don't think
they wanted a piece of him
"so much as a piece of me,
granted, maybe I'm a coward,
"because when they hauled
him away I didn't speak up
"and say by the way,
"you're not hauling off Renaer right now,
"that's my friend Floon, that's on me,
"I don't feel good about it.

English: 
"on him here in Water Deep."
- Can we trust this gentlemen?
I don't know if we can trust him.
I'm gonna roll an insight check
because I do have a good modifier,
a plus four modifier, I
roll a 12, plus four, 16.
- You gaze into this man's
eyes and look for little,
what do you call those,
like micro expressions,
to see if he seems like he's
trying to fleece you guys,
or pull one over on you, he
seems like a trustworthy man,
he seem to be telling you the truth.
- Quick question for you, one
more question, Renaer for you,
what is it about this Floon character
that makes him so appealing?
Why does everybody want a piece of him?
- "I don't know, I don't think
they wanted a piece of him
"so much as a piece of me,
granted, maybe I'm a coward,
"because when they hauled
him away I didn't speak up
"and say by the way,
"you're not hauling off Renaer right now,
"that's my friend Floon, that's on me,
"I don't feel good about it.

English: 
"But, you know, they're
probably more interested in me
"than my good friend Floon, who is now
"unfortunately wrapped up in all of this."
- Should we wrap him up
and trade him for Floon?
What do you guys think?
- Oh.
- That sounds like a good idea.
- You know, then we could get Floon back
if we just give them the right person.
- Yeah, I'm down for
kidnapping the trust fund baby,
let's do that.
(laughter)
(solemn music)
- All right Renaer, listen up.
You've been very unhelpful.
We're gonna take you with us,
we're going to find your friend Floon,
you're just gonna come along for the ride,
we think you could be helpful
in searching for your friend.
- "I mean I'm happy to
join you in your quest,
"I'm pretty good with a rapier."
- Oh, great!
Then yeah, then join us,
join us in our quest.
All right, can I sidebar?
I'm gonna sidebar.
Let's just make him think he's joining us
and then we'll trade
him at the last minute.
I mean, it'd be easier than
hauling him the whole time,
and having him trying to
escape the whole time.

English: 
"But, you know, they're
probably more interested in me
"than my good friend Floon, who is now
"unfortunately wrapped up in all of this."
- Should we wrap him up
and trade him for Floon?
What do you guys think?
- Oh.
- That sounds like a good idea.
- You know, then we could get Floon back
if we just give them the right person.
- Yeah, I'm down for
kidnapping the trust fund baby,
let's do that.
(laughter)
(solemn music)
- All right Renaer, listen up.
You've been very unhelpful.
We're gonna take you with us,
we're going to find your friend Floon,
you're just gonna come along for the ride,
we think you could be helpful
in searching for your friend.
- "I mean I'm happy to
join you in your quest,
"I'm pretty good with a rapier."
- Oh, great!
Then yeah, then join us,
join us in our quest.
All right, can I sidebar?
I'm gonna sidebar.
Let's just make him think he's joining us
and then we'll trade
him at the last minute.
I mean, it'd be easier than
hauling him the whole time,
and having him trying to
escape the whole time.

English: 
- Agreed.
- Okay, end of the sidebar.
- All right, let's get
the show on the road,
I say we go checkout
the dead bodies first,
take a look at them, and then
see if we can gather any clues
for the future, so let's walk over there.
- Why don't you do an
investigation check on the bodies.
- We have a roll 11 plus two, 13.
- Looking at the bodies,
there's twelve of them here,
so quite a pile, it seems
like five of the bodies
are from one gang, and
they seem to have tattoos
of that winged snake that
you've seen so many places.
So they seem like they may be part
of that whole Zhentarim crowd.
The other seven or so of them has a mark
on one of his hands, it's like a circle
with ten spokes coming out of it,
and based on what you've heard,
you would guess that this crowd might be
from the Xanathar gang.
- Let's do a perception check
on this little warehouse.
I rolled a five plus three which is eight.

English: 
- Agreed.
- Okay, end of the sidebar.
- All right, let's get
the show on the road,
I say we go checkout
the dead bodies first,
take a look at them, and then
see if we can gather any clues
for the future, so let's walk over there.
- Why don't you do an
investigation check on the bodies.
- We have a roll 11 plus two, 13.
- Looking at the bodies,
there's twelve of them here,
so quite a pile, it seems
like five of the bodies
are from one gang, and
they seem to have tattoos
of that winged snake that
you've seen so many places.
So they seem like they may be part
of that whole Zhentarim crowd.
The other seven or so of them has a mark
on one of his hands, it's like a circle
with ten spokes coming out of it,
and based on what you've heard,
you would guess that this crowd might be
from the Xanathar gang.
- Let's do a perception check
on this little warehouse.
I rolled a five plus three which is eight.

English: 
- So using your perception you can tell
that this is a warehouse,
it seems like everyone
hushes a bit and you listen,
and it doesn't sound like
there's any other life
stirring anywhere, someone else could also
do a perception check.
- I'm gonna do a perception check.
- Well you know, I'm coming off 20 wines,
so the thing is I'm not
really doing that well
at percieving things.
- 15 plus two, so that's 17.
17 perception.
- You do notice off to
the back of the room,
there appears to be a piece of the wall
that is perhaps a hidden
doorway of some kind.
- A hidden doorway?
That is-- oh my lord!
This is like a dream come true!
- Keep your pants on, let's
go check the door out.
- You push this secret door a bit
and it slides out of the way.
As it opens you actually
hear a bell ringing
upstairs in one of the rooms.

English: 
- So using your perception you can tell
that this is a warehouse,
it seems like everyone
hushes a bit and you listen,
and it doesn't sound like
there's any other life
stirring anywhere, someone else could also
do a perception check.
- I'm gonna do a perception check.
- Well you know, I'm coming off 20 wines,
so the thing is I'm not
really doing that well
at percieving things.
- 15 plus two, so that's 17.
17 perception.
- You do notice off to
the back of the room,
there appears to be a piece of the wall
that is perhaps a hidden
doorway of some kind.
- A hidden doorway?
That is-- oh my lord!
This is like a dream come true!
- Keep your pants on, let's
go check the door out.
- You push this secret door a bit
and it slides out of the way.
As it opens you actually
hear a bell ringing
upstairs in one of the rooms.

English: 
And as you venture in, it appears to be
sort of a secret stash room,
almost like a glorified closet,
and there's a couple crates in here.
- I love this, this is
absolutely entertaining.
- I break open the crate.
- There's two crates.
Which one do you want to break open?
- The right one.
- Okay, you open the right one.
In the right crate you find
four gorgeous paintings,
they're beautiful, they
appear to depict the cities
from around the realm,
and they seem like they might
be worth a pretty penny,
if you want to take them.
- Renaer, do you know what this is Renaer?
- "Uh no, but I do recognize
that those do seem to be
"the cities of Luscombe, Neverwinter,
"Silverymoon, and Baldur's Gate."
- Let's take 'em with us.
- Yeah why not.
- Let's see what's in box number two.
I giddily walk over to the crate
and pry it open like a
child on Christmas morning.

English: 
And as you venture in, it appears to be
sort of a secret stash room,
almost like a glorified closet,
and there's a couple crates in here.
- I love this, this is
absolutely entertaining.
- I break open the crate.
- There's two crates.
Which one do you want to break open?
- The right one.
- Okay, you open the right one.
In the right crate you find
four gorgeous paintings,
they're beautiful, they
appear to depict the cities
from around the realm,
and they seem like they might
be worth a pretty penny,
if you want to take them.
- Renaer, do you know what this is Renaer?
- "Uh no, but I do recognize
that those do seem to be
"the cities of Luscombe, Neverwinter,
"Silverymoon, and Baldur's Gate."
- Let's take 'em with us.
- Yeah why not.
- Let's see what's in box number two.
I giddily walk over to the crate
and pry it open like a
child on Christmas morning.

English: 
- Well, you pry open the
gate and glints dance
across your face as you see 15
ten-pound silver trade bars.
It's a big ole' hunk of silver.
- Oh, sounds good, in case we
find a werewolf or something.
- Renaer eyes the trade bars, and he says
"hm, those might be able
to fetch a pretty penny.
"I'm not merchant
myself, but I would guess
"those would be worth
50 dragons each or so."
- (gasps) Whoa.
- Let's give them to Renaer,
he could hold them for us.
- No, he's gonna run off.
Absolutely-- don't give them--
why, why would give them to Renaer?
- Because if he runs off,
then I have an excuse
to shoot him in the head.
- You know, that's a good point actually.
(laughter)
- Yeah, okay.
- "Yeah, no problem whatsoever."
- Sounds good.
Yeah, you keep those safe.
- "Happy to, like I said, I'm happy to."
As you are exiting this tiny little room,
you hear a great commotion
from the first floor

English: 
- Well, you pry open the
gate and glints dance
across your face as you see 15
ten-pound silver trade bars.
It's a big ole' hunk of silver.
- Oh, sounds good, in case we
find a werewolf or something.
- Renaer eyes the trade bars, and he says
"hm, those might be able
to fetch a pretty penny.
"I'm not merchant
myself, but I would guess
"those would be worth
50 dragons each or so."
- (gasps) Whoa.
- Let's give them to Renaer,
he could hold them for us.
- No, he's gonna run off.
Absolutely-- don't give them--
why, why would give them to Renaer?
- Because if he runs off,
then I have an excuse
to shoot him in the head.
- You know, that's a good point actually.
(laughter)
- Yeah, okay.
- "Yeah, no problem whatsoever."
- Sounds good.
Yeah, you keep those safe.
- "Happy to, like I said, I'm happy to."
As you are exiting this tiny little room,
you hear a great commotion
from the first floor

English: 
near where you had entered this warehouse,
and through that front
door, they kick it in,
the city watch has stormed the building.
About a dozen city
watch officers storm in,
there appears to be someone
in charge of everyone,
he's kind of casing the joint,
he gets eyes on everybody,
and he stops you guys
dead in your tracks and
says "you there, freeze."
- Holy shit, I'm so happy
that you guys showed up,
you should've seen it, there
was an entire gang of them
that came in here, we
just kind of came over
cause we heard the commotion.
Anyways, they wasted all
these folks over here
and then they tied this guy
up, he's all freaking out,
we're just trying to
help out, we came here
at the same time as you guys,
I was actually about to call you,
so I'm happy that you showed up.
- "We have reports of
suspicious activity over here
"and we thought we'd check it out.
"Clearly there was some kind
of scuffle going on here.
"How did you all get wrapped up in this?"
- Well, I heard the banging
from down the street,
I kinda have a house that
I just moved into recently,

English: 
near where you had entered this warehouse,
and through that front
door, they kick it in,
the city watch has stormed the building.
About a dozen city
watch officers storm in,
there appears to be someone
in charge of everyone,
he's kind of casing the joint,
he gets eyes on everybody,
and he stops you guys
dead in your tracks and
says "you there, freeze."
- Holy shit, I'm so happy
that you guys showed up,
you should've seen it, there
was an entire gang of them
that came in here, we
just kind of came over
cause we heard the commotion.
Anyways, they wasted all
these folks over here
and then they tied this guy
up, he's all freaking out,
we're just trying to
help out, we came here
at the same time as you guys,
I was actually about to call you,
so I'm happy that you showed up.
- "We have reports of
suspicious activity over here
"and we thought we'd check it out.
"Clearly there was some kind
of scuffle going on here.
"How did you all get wrapped up in this?"
- Well, I heard the banging
from down the street,
I kinda have a house that
I just moved into recently,

English: 
I'm a performer.
Anyways, I wanted to see
what the commotion was
because it was hard for me to sleep,
and I got a performance tomorrow,
anyways I walk in here, and I
just see this pile of bodies,
it's kinda crazy.
So uh, that's kinda how we got here.
- Uh, yeah, so roll for deception.
- Looks like I rolled a 13
with a plus five which is 18.
- He sizes you up, he
seems to be pretty trusting
of what you're saying.
While he's still sort of
keeping eyes on you guys,
he points to his officers and says
"the kenku, round them up,"
and his officers start to arrest
those two remaining kenku,
and haul them out of the warehouse.
Then he turns his attention to you
as his officers start to go around
and size up the crime scene.
"So you're-- oh, Renaer, I
didn't recognize you there.
"Good to see you sir."
Renaer tips his cap to him.
"What exactly was going on here?
"How did you get roped up into this?"

English: 
I'm a performer.
Anyways, I wanted to see
what the commotion was
because it was hard for me to sleep,
and I got a performance tomorrow,
anyways I walk in here, and I
just see this pile of bodies,
it's kinda crazy.
So uh, that's kinda how we got here.
- Uh, yeah, so roll for deception.
- Looks like I rolled a 13
with a plus five which is 18.
- He sizes you up, he
seems to be pretty trusting
of what you're saying.
While he's still sort of
keeping eyes on you guys,
he points to his officers and says
"the kenku, round them up,"
and his officers start to arrest
those two remaining kenku,
and haul them out of the warehouse.
Then he turns his attention to you
as his officers start to go around
and size up the crime scene.
"So you're-- oh, Renaer, I
didn't recognize you there.
"Good to see you sir."
Renaer tips his cap to him.
"What exactly was going on here?
"How did you get roped up into this?"

English: 
And Renaer starts to
volunteer some details
and he says "these kind folk entered
"as those nasty kenku
were looting the place,
"and in one way they
possibly saved my life,
"but we're all on the lookout
for our friend Floon."
- Yeah, exactly how I recollected it.
- Exactly as he tells it.
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Renaer, you seem to know
this guy, what's his deal?
- "Oh, this is Captain Stagget,
he leads up the city watch.
A pretty well known guy,
nice guy, people like him,
he's tough on crime."
- Captain, you seem
like a intelligent man,
we're missing our friend
Floon, it's our impression
that he has been kidnapped
by one of the gangs,
either the Xanathar or the Zhentarim,
could you tell us anymore
about those gangs,
and what might of happened to our friend?
- "Uh, all I know is that
they're at odds with each other,

English: 
And Renaer starts to
volunteer some details
and he says "these kind folk entered
"as those nasty kenku
were looting the place,
"and in one way they
possibly saved my life,
"but we're all on the lookout
for our friend Floon."
- Yeah, exactly how I recollected it.
- Exactly as he tells it.
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Renaer, you seem to know
this guy, what's his deal?
- "Oh, this is Captain Stagget,
he leads up the city watch.
A pretty well known guy,
nice guy, people like him,
he's tough on crime."
- Captain, you seem
like a intelligent man,
we're missing our friend
Floon, it's our impression
that he has been kidnapped
by one of the gangs,
either the Xanathar or the Zhentarim,
could you tell us anymore
about those gangs,
and what might of happened to our friend?
- "Uh, all I know is that
they're at odds with each other,

English: 
"Zhentarim are after some
kind of stone or something,
"we haven't gotten all the details,
"we're really hoping
they'll just kill each other
"and we can wash our hands of it.
"We've actually been
casing the docks lately,
"because we've been keeping an eye out
"for a fella named Erdstall Flocksen,
"and we think he's actually
kind of a Zhentarim higher-up,
"he may be responsible for
a lot of this nasty business
"that's been going around,
but jury's out on that."
- You know anything about
how to get into the sewers?
- "The sewers, uh, yeah.
"There's manholes all over town.
"Why, did you hear any
whereabouts of anyone down there?"
- No, nothin', just curious.
- "Huh, yeah, I mean, I
wouldn't go down there,
"I'm primarily concerned,
me and the watcher,
"above ground folks.
"It's quite possible there's
a lot of gang activity
"down in those sewers but
uh, again, I don't want
"to dip my toes in that.
Got enough problems to
worry about up here."

English: 
"Zhentarim are after some
kind of stone or something,
"we haven't gotten all the details,
"we're really hoping
they'll just kill each other
"and we can wash our hands of it.
"We've actually been
casing the docks lately,
"because we've been keeping an eye out
"for a fella named Erdstall Flocksen,
"and we think he's actually
kind of a Zhentarim higher-up,
"he may be responsible for
a lot of this nasty business
"that's been going around,
but jury's out on that."
- You know anything about
how to get into the sewers?
- "The sewers, uh, yeah.
"There's manholes all over town.
"Why, did you hear any
whereabouts of anyone down there?"
- No, nothin', just curious.
- "Huh, yeah, I mean, I
wouldn't go down there,
"I'm primarily concerned,
me and the watcher,
"above ground folks.
"It's quite possible there's
a lot of gang activity
"down in those sewers but
uh, again, I don't want
"to dip my toes in that.
Got enough problems to
worry about up here."

English: 
- Well thank you sir.
- "All right well if you don't mind,
"I have some business to tend to here,
"so uh, I'm gonna get on with that."
And you guys are left to
your own devices once more.
- I feel like we've really
exhausted the warehouse,
I would love to get into the sewage
that we were talking about earlier.
- Let's leave this Costco, let's go.
Let's go to the sewers.
- All right, we're going to try
to find a manhole to climb down.
- And Renaer, you're coming
with us, right Renaer?
- "Yes, of course I am,
I told you I would."
- We march out of the warehouse and we try
to look for a manhole in
the street to climb down.
- To the manhole!
- You walk out onto the
street, it is dawn now,
gray morning light starts to fall
onto the shimmering streets of Dock Ward.
The streets are largely deserted,
you don't see a manhole
on this stretch of street,
but you do see sort of a
fella sleeping on a stoop.
He may be able to point
you in the right direction.
- But before we do though, just
wanted to say one more time,

English: 
- Well thank you sir.
- "All right well if you don't mind,
"I have some business to tend to here,
"so uh, I'm gonna get on with that."
And you guys are left to
your own devices once more.
- I feel like we've really
exhausted the warehouse,
I would love to get into the sewage
that we were talking about earlier.
- Let's leave this Costco, let's go.
Let's go to the sewers.
- All right, we're going to try
to find a manhole to climb down.
- And Renaer, you're coming
with us, right Renaer?
- "Yes, of course I am,
I told you I would."
- We march out of the warehouse and we try
to look for a manhole in
the street to climb down.
- To the manhole!
- You walk out onto the
street, it is dawn now,
gray morning light starts to fall
onto the shimmering streets of Dock Ward.
The streets are largely deserted,
you don't see a manhole
on this stretch of street,
but you do see sort of a
fella sleeping on a stoop.
He may be able to point
you in the right direction.
- But before we do though, just
wanted to say one more time,

English: 
for my friends here, Qezza, Steve, Renaer,
you're my homies.
You're my homies, and
I love you 'till I die.
- Very good, cool, yeah.
- Especially you Steve, I love you so much
that I just love you.
Period, end of story, Steve,
don't you love me too?
You know when someone says I love you
you say I love you back.
- I think we're not at that stage yet,
I think we should look down this manhole
and then maybe somewhere down the line,
let's just take it slow, huh?
- So we walk over, and then
go approach the sleeping man.
- Wakey wakey, cousin bakey.
- The man wakes up with a start.
"Who's talking to little Pippy?"
- Pippy?
- Hi Pippy, uh, could you show us
to where a manhole might be?
- "Oh a little manhole, hm,
"I think I've seen one of those
around here, yes. (laughs)
"You know what might jog my
memory is a little coin."
- You're fucking with
the wrong girl, Pippy.

English: 
for my friends here, Qezza, Steve, Renaer,
you're my homies.
You're my homies, and
I love you 'till I die.
- Very good, cool, yeah.
- Especially you Steve, I love you so much
that I just love you.
Period, end of story, Steve,
don't you love me too?
You know when someone says I love you
you say I love you back.
- I think we're not at that stage yet,
I think we should look down this manhole
and then maybe somewhere down the line,
let's just take it slow, huh?
- So we walk over, and then
go approach the sleeping man.
- Wakey wakey, cousin bakey.
- The man wakes up with a start.
"Who's talking to little Pippy?"
- Pippy?
- Hi Pippy, uh, could you show us
to where a manhole might be?
- "Oh a little manhole, hm,
"I think I've seen one of those
around here, yes. (laughs)
"You know what might jog my
memory is a little coin."
- You're fucking with
the wrong girl, Pippy.

English: 
- "Am I?"
- If you don't tell us where
this manhole is, Pippy,
Qezza over here's gonna
make a manhole in you,
and I don't think you want that,
so uh why don't you tell
us where the manhole is
and we don't have to get to
that point in this conflict.
- Roll for intimidation.
- Why do you all default
to fighting, we have coin!
- I rolled an 11 with plus four.
- Pippy seems a bit taken aback.
"Why would you be so cruel
to little Pippy Coppermop?
"Well, I don't want to
get punched in the face,
"so I will direct you
to that pile of manure
"in the middle of the street over there,
"for under it is a
wonderful little manhole."
- You sure you're not
just gonna have us dig
through a big pile of shit
for no reason? (laughs)
- "No, oh Pippy wouldn't
do that!" (giggles)
- I hope not, because I would
hate for Pippy to go missing.
- "Pippy would hate that too."
- We have just woken
this man up for no reason

English: 
- "Am I?"
- If you don't tell us where
this manhole is, Pippy,
Qezza over here's gonna
make a manhole in you,
and I don't think you want that,
so uh why don't you tell
us where the manhole is
and we don't have to get to
that point in this conflict.
- Roll for intimidation.
- Why do you all default
to fighting, we have coin!
- I rolled an 11 with plus four.
- Pippy seems a bit taken aback.
"Why would you be so cruel
to little Pippy Coppermop?
"Well, I don't want to
get punched in the face,
"so I will direct you
to that pile of manure
"in the middle of the street over there,
"for under it is a
wonderful little manhole."
- You sure you're not
just gonna have us dig
through a big pile of shit
for no reason? (laughs)
- "No, oh Pippy wouldn't
do that!" (giggles)
- I hope not, because I would
hate for Pippy to go missing.
- "Pippy would hate that too."
- We have just woken
this man up for no reason

English: 
and threatened to kill him.
- Stephanos could you do me a
favor, and shut the hell up?
- Let's just go to the manure
and see what's going on.
- I'm gonna stand here with
Pippy while you guys go over,
clear that manure, and that
way if there's a manhole cover
I'll walk over, if there's
not a manhole cover,
then I'll punch Pippy in the face.
- All right, I'm gonna walk over
in a skip-to-my-lou over
to that pile of poo,
and dig it up, see what's underneath it,
I see a-- wow, oh my god, oh my god,
it smells worse than Steve.
- Very good, very good.
- I take my, I guess my
hands, I got nothing with me,
and I just start pushing the poop over.
- So yes, you dig up the
manure and beneath it
is in fact a manhole cover!
And Pippy, standing next to Qezza goes,
(clapping) "Just like Pippy said!"
- And I lean down and
I pat Pippy on the head
and I say "thank you very much sir,"
and then I walk over to my friends.
- How do I wash my hands,
this is quite nasty.
- I don't know, can you use
a healing spell for that?

English: 
and threatened to kill him.
- Stephanos could you do me a
favor, and shut the hell up?
- Let's just go to the manure
and see what's going on.
- I'm gonna stand here with
Pippy while you guys go over,
clear that manure, and that
way if there's a manhole cover
I'll walk over, if there's
not a manhole cover,
then I'll punch Pippy in the face.
- All right, I'm gonna walk over
in a skip-to-my-lou over
to that pile of poo,
and dig it up, see what's underneath it,
I see a-- wow, oh my god, oh my god,
it smells worse than Steve.
- Very good, very good.
- I take my, I guess my
hands, I got nothing with me,
and I just start pushing the poop over.
- So yes, you dig up the
manure and beneath it
is in fact a manhole cover!
And Pippy, standing next to Qezza goes,
(clapping) "Just like Pippy said!"
- And I lean down and
I pat Pippy on the head
and I say "thank you very much sir,"
and then I walk over to my friends.
- How do I wash my hands,
this is quite nasty.
- I don't know, can you use
a healing spell for that?

English: 
- No, he is quite covered in shit,
so that's unfortunately the
reality of the situation.
- Oh no, all right, well, I
guess it's me and you now Steve,
we just smell like poop.
- I never actually went over there
to help you with the door. (laughs)
- No but you just smell
like poop normally.
- I don't know what you're talking about,
I think I smell like roses.
- I'm gonna open up the thing
that's blocking the manhole.
- Can we send Renaer down first?
- "Oh you'd like me to go first?"
So Renaer jumps down into the sewers,
do you guys want to follow him?
He sounds like he's fine down there.
- Let's go!
- Yeah.
- We should probably wait a second or two
to see if he actually
makes it out of there
like if we hear like a scream, like
"ahh, my leg, you shot me,"
or something like that.
- All right, all right, we'll wait a beat.
- If we look different it's
because we took a break,
we ran out of time, so
it's a different day now.
- We did.
- Sorry, that's the magic
of editing though, so.
- It's like we never left.
- Let's keep going.
- (laughs) You good down there buddy?
- Hey say something Renaer so
I know it's you down there.

English: 
- No, he is quite covered in shit,
so that's unfortunately the
reality of the situation.
- Oh no, all right, well, I
guess it's me and you now Steve,
we just smell like poop.
- I never actually went over there
to help you with the door. (laughs)
- No but you just smell
like poop normally.
- I don't know what you're talking about,
I think I smell like roses.
- I'm gonna open up the thing
that's blocking the manhole.
- Can we send Renaer down first?
- "Oh you'd like me to go first?"
So Renaer jumps down into the sewers,
do you guys want to follow him?
He sounds like he's fine down there.
- Let's go!
- Yeah.
- We should probably wait a second or two
to see if he actually
makes it out of there
like if we hear like a scream, like
"ahh, my leg, you shot me,"
or something like that.
- All right, all right, we'll wait a beat.
- If we look different it's
because we took a break,
we ran out of time, so
it's a different day now.
- We did.
- Sorry, that's the magic
of editing though, so.
- It's like we never left.
- Let's keep going.
- (laughs) You good down there buddy?
- Hey say something Renaer so
I know it's you down there.

English: 
Like "hey, my name's Renaer",
I don't have a pistol held to my head.
- "My name's Renaer, I don't
have a pistol held to my head."
- Okay.
- Works for me.
- All right, I'm going down.
- It is very dark down
here, so if you have--
you may want to check your characters
to see if they have dark vision--
- I do.
- You do?
- I have dark vision.
- If you don't you may
want a torch of some kind.
- I have light, I have light.
- Oh you have light?
- I have light, I'd like to use my light.
- I have dark vision too.
- Oh, you guys are all fine
then, you've got great eyes.
You can use your light as well.
A putrid stream flows
along the sewer tunnel
which leads in two directions,
in one direction--
- Is that you Steve?
The putrid stream?
(laughing)
- A little razzin'!
- Very good Stephanos,
I remember elementary.
- This sewer tunnel
leads in two directions.
In one direction, you see a tiny symbol
drawn on the wall in yellow chalk,
a palm sized circle with
ten equal distance spokes

English: 
Like "hey, my name's Renaer",
I don't have a pistol held to my head.
- "My name's Renaer, I don't
have a pistol held to my head."
- Okay.
- Works for me.
- All right, I'm going down.
- It is very dark down
here, so if you have--
you may want to check your characters
to see if they have dark vision--
- I do.
- You do?
- I have dark vision.
- If you don't you may
want a torch of some kind.
- I have light, I have light.
- Oh you have light?
- I have light, I'd like to use my light.
- I have dark vision too.
- Oh, you guys are all fine
then, you've got great eyes.
You can use your light as well.
A putrid stream flows
along the sewer tunnel
which leads in two directions,
in one direction--
- Is that you Steve?
The putrid stream?
(laughing)
- A little razzin'!
- Very good Stephanos,
I remember elementary.
- This sewer tunnel
leads in two directions.
In one direction, you see a tiny symbol
drawn on the wall in yellow chalk,
a palm sized circle with
ten equal distance spokes

English: 
radiating from it's circumference.
- I've seen that before.
- So you can choose
which tunnel to go down.
- Uh, the bird said to
follow the yellow sign.
- Obviously, yes, the spokes,
we've seen that all over the place.
- So you keep walking down the tunnel
and then there's another
fork in the tunnel.
Wouldn't you know it, one of the tunnels
has another chalk symbol
and the other does not.
Which way would you like to go?
- Steve, are you smart enough
to figure this one out?
- (laughing) Eh, I guess in the end
I really don't care what
happens, so let's just do
whatever you guys wanna do. (laughing)
- Let's stop asking Steve.
- I want to see Floon!
- You're gonna continue
to walk through the sewer,
your feet are trudging through the muck,
it's gonna take a bit, so
you've got five minutes
to talk here while you traverse
through some human sewage.
- Well now we're all covered in shit.

English: 
radiating from it's circumference.
- I've seen that before.
- So you can choose
which tunnel to go down.
- Uh, the bird said to
follow the yellow sign.
- Obviously, yes, the spokes,
we've seen that all over the place.
- So you keep walking down the tunnel
and then there's another
fork in the tunnel.
Wouldn't you know it, one of the tunnels
has another chalk symbol
and the other does not.
Which way would you like to go?
- Steve, are you smart enough
to figure this one out?
- (laughing) Eh, I guess in the end
I really don't care what
happens, so let's just do
whatever you guys wanna do. (laughing)
- Let's stop asking Steve.
- I want to see Floon!
- You're gonna continue
to walk through the sewer,
your feet are trudging through the muck,
it's gonna take a bit, so
you've got five minutes
to talk here while you traverse
through some human sewage.
- Well now we're all covered in shit.

English: 
- This is gross, I don't like it.
- Stephanos where are you
up to in shit right now?
- Looks like it's about chin
high for that young man.
- Yes, I'm keeping my head
above water, but don't worry!
- It's not water.
- I still have a body under here!
- Climb up, come on.
- Oh no, it's all right,
I don't wanna put my poo-y
legs on your shoulders, though.
- You're gonna drown in feces.
- Okay, fine, thank you
very much, I'm going on.
- Up, up.
So you continue to walk for about an hour,
and eventually you reach another impass.
Again, you can see a tunnel
with another chalk mark near it
but floating near the symbol
is a spherical grapefruit-sized creature
with a bulging central eye
and four stumpy eye stalks.
It bears it's teeth at you.
- Is it a beholder?
- You can attempt to do
a nature check on it.
- I have plus two animal
handling, can I try to handle it?
- Sure.
- I rolled a four, plus two is a six.

English: 
- This is gross, I don't like it.
- Stephanos where are you
up to in shit right now?
- Looks like it's about chin
high for that young man.
- Yes, I'm keeping my head
above water, but don't worry!
- It's not water.
- I still have a body under here!
- Climb up, come on.
- Oh no, it's all right,
I don't wanna put my poo-y
legs on your shoulders, though.
- You're gonna drown in feces.
- Okay, fine, thank you
very much, I'm going on.
- Up, up.
So you continue to walk for about an hour,
and eventually you reach another impass.
Again, you can see a tunnel
with another chalk mark near it
but floating near the symbol
is a spherical grapefruit-sized creature
with a bulging central eye
and four stumpy eye stalks.
It bears it's teeth at you.
- Is it a beholder?
- You can attempt to do
a nature check on it.
- I have plus two animal
handling, can I try to handle it?
- Sure.
- I rolled a four, plus two is a six.

English: 
- You approach it and
attempt to handle it,
and it snaps it's teeth at you,
everybody roll for initiative.
- Oh jesus.
- Oh no.
Are you serious?
- I rolled a 13.
- Looks like I rolled a 17 plus two, 19.
- I rolled an eight.
- And your pal Renaer is here too,
so he's gonna fight with ya.
- You know Renaer, if you do well enough,
you can replace Steve.
(laughs)
- Just kidding, I'm
loyal to my buddy Steve,
I love ya Steve, just
jabbing with ya'. (laughs)
- Oh, I'm so glad you were just joking.
I'm so glad.
- You've got nowhere to be.
- Thank you for handling that situation
with the animal handling. (laughing)
- A natural Joe Exotic we have here.
- The gazer bites at Qezza,
it's nothing too big,
but you do lose one health point for that.
- Damn.
Am I still bleeding from the crow attack?

English: 
- You approach it and
attempt to handle it,
and it snaps it's teeth at you,
everybody roll for initiative.
- Oh jesus.
- Oh no.
Are you serious?
- I rolled a 13.
- Looks like I rolled a 17 plus two, 19.
- I rolled an eight.
- And your pal Renaer is here too,
so he's gonna fight with ya.
- You know Renaer, if you do well enough,
you can replace Steve.
(laughs)
- Just kidding, I'm
loyal to my buddy Steve,
I love ya Steve, just
jabbing with ya'. (laughs)
- Oh, I'm so glad you were just joking.
I'm so glad.
- You've got nowhere to be.
- Thank you for handling that situation
with the animal handling. (laughing)
- A natural Joe Exotic we have here.
- The gazer bites at Qezza,
it's nothing too big,
but you do lose one health point for that.
- Damn.
Am I still bleeding from the crow attack?

English: 
- No, you guys got
bandaged up I guess, sure.
- We got bandaged up and we took a break.
- Covered in feces, so I'm sure
those wounds are healing excellently.
- Yeah, healing super well. (laughing)
- Okay, first up is Stephanos.
- Okay, I'm going to use my
spell inflict wound, (gibberish)
Steve is not Steve, he's
actually Ryan Bergara,
roll D20, 22!
Okay, well that's a hit!
Roll for damage.
- I'm going to roll D10
and six, that's not bad.
- Pretty good.
- You inflict wound on this weird floaty,
sweaty looking eyeball.
It doesn't look great when
you inflict the wound,
there's pus pouring out of it
now and it looks very angry.
Next up is Qezza.
- I'm gonna use my glaive so
that I can stay further back
from it to not get bit again.

English: 
- No, you guys got
bandaged up I guess, sure.
- We got bandaged up and we took a break.
- Covered in feces, so I'm sure
those wounds are healing excellently.
- Yeah, healing super well. (laughing)
- Okay, first up is Stephanos.
- Okay, I'm going to use my
spell inflict wound, (gibberish)
Steve is not Steve, he's
actually Ryan Bergara,
roll D20, 22!
Okay, well that's a hit!
Roll for damage.
- I'm going to roll D10
and six, that's not bad.
- Pretty good.
- You inflict wound on this weird floaty,
sweaty looking eyeball.
It doesn't look great when
you inflict the wound,
there's pus pouring out of it
now and it looks very angry.
Next up is Qezza.
- I'm gonna use my glaive so
that I can stay further back
from it to not get bit again.

English: 
So I pull out my long
glaive and I try to stab it
directly in the eyeball.
- All right, give it a go!
- I rolled a ten.
- That is a miss.
(buzzer)
- Oh no, this darn thing!
- The gazer just kinda
shifts out of you way,
it's floating in the air so
it can kinda bounce around.
Next up is the gazer.
The gazer kinda vibrates in the air
and shudders a bit.
See, a one and a four.
From it's eyes shoot two dazzling rays.
One of them strikes Qezza,
or is sent in her direction,
the other one shoots toward Steve.
Okay so Qezza, you need
to roll a saving throw.
- Eight. (laughs)
- Okay so the ray does hit
you, and you are charmed
until the gazer's next turn,

English: 
So I pull out my long
glaive and I try to stab it
directly in the eyeball.
- All right, give it a go!
- I rolled a ten.
- That is a miss.
(buzzer)
- Oh no, this darn thing!
- The gazer just kinda
shifts out of you way,
it's floating in the air so
it can kinda bounce around.
Next up is the gazer.
The gazer kinda vibrates in the air
and shudders a bit.
See, a one and a four.
From it's eyes shoot two dazzling rays.
One of them strikes Qezza,
or is sent in her direction,
the other one shoots toward Steve.
Okay so Qezza, you need
to roll a saving throw.
- Eight. (laughs)
- Okay so the ray does hit
you, and you are charmed
until the gazer's next turn,

English: 
so now you're at a disadvantage
on your attack rolls
until his next turn, which
means anytime you attack
you roll two D20's and you
only use the lower one.
- Hm, so I'm charmed?
- You're very charmed by this gazer.
- Awe, kinda cute actually.
- Yeah, and uh Steve why
don't you roll a saving throw,
and if you have any strength modifiers
you can add it to your result.
- Well, it looks like I rolled a two.
- You're blasted by the
telekinetic ray of the gazer
and it pushes you 30 feet
back into the sewer tunnel.
- Bye Steve!
- Ow, yowza!
- You look like you're jet
skiing across the poop.
- You turned me into a poo rocket!
- Next up is our good friend Renaer.
He says "well I just met that young man,
"but how dare you?"
And he takes out his rapier--
- Yeah, get it!

English: 
so now you're at a disadvantage
on your attack rolls
until his next turn, which
means anytime you attack
you roll two D20's and you
only use the lower one.
- Hm, so I'm charmed?
- You're very charmed by this gazer.
- Awe, kinda cute actually.
- Yeah, and uh Steve why
don't you roll a saving throw,
and if you have any strength modifiers
you can add it to your result.
- Well, it looks like I rolled a two.
- You're blasted by the
telekinetic ray of the gazer
and it pushes you 30 feet
back into the sewer tunnel.
- Bye Steve!
- Ow, yowza!
- You look like you're jet
skiing across the poop.
- You turned me into a poo rocket!
- Next up is our good friend Renaer.
He says "well I just met that young man,
"but how dare you?"
And he takes out his rapier--
- Yeah, get it!

English: 
- And lunges at the gazer,
that's gonna be a hit.
(boom)
- All right, he plunges his
rapier into the gazer's eye
- Aw.
- And more ooze and blood
just start to pour out of it.
The gazer kind of hobbles
around in the air a bit,
bumps into the wall, but
it's still levitating,
it's looking angry but it's also--
you're really really
mutilating this thing.
- Aw, it looks so cute.
- Renaer says "ha ha, take
that, you rottened creaton!
- Next up is Qezza, who is charmed.
- So I'm gonna roll two D20,
I still have my glaive out.
Seven, and fifteen.
- You're still so charmed
you're in quite a state.
You swing at the gazer and
miss by about four feet.
- Ah, well.
- The stunning failure of this
sort of snaps you back into reality
and you're remembering again.
- Oh god, oh it's hideous!

English: 
- And lunges at the gazer,
that's gonna be a hit.
(boom)
- All right, he plunges his
rapier into the gazer's eye
- Aw.
- And more ooze and blood
just start to pour out of it.
The gazer kind of hobbles
around in the air a bit,
bumps into the wall, but
it's still levitating,
it's looking angry but it's also--
you're really really
mutilating this thing.
- Aw, it looks so cute.
- Renaer says "ha ha, take
that, you rottened creaton!
- Next up is Qezza, who is charmed.
- So I'm gonna roll two D20,
I still have my glaive out.
Seven, and fifteen.
- You're still so charmed
you're in quite a state.
You swing at the gazer and
miss by about four feet.
- Ah, well.
- The stunning failure of this
sort of snaps you back into reality
and you're remembering again.
- Oh god, oh it's hideous!

English: 
Ah!
- Now Stephanos, you're up.
- All right, all right,
let me take care of this.
I am going to return to my trusty crossbow
because I know that my good friend Steve,
by the time he gets back up here,
won't take care of all the damage,
so I'm gonna pull out me crossbow,
I'm gonna point it at
Steve just to joke with him
cause he's my buddy ole' pal,
and then I'm gonna actually point it
at the gazer and shoot.
All right, and I roll a 15!
That's a hit.
- Yeah, get it!
- What did you roll for damage?
- I rolled a three but
I do have a plus four
so it's a seven total.
- Okay.
- Despite not inflicting a ton of damage,
you do enough, and the gazer,
as you plunge the bolt
of your crossbow into it,
it sort of tremors wildly, it spasms
until the life fades from it's body.

English: 
Ah!
- Now Stephanos, you're up.
- All right, all right,
let me take care of this.
I am going to return to my trusty crossbow
because I know that my good friend Steve,
by the time he gets back up here,
won't take care of all the damage,
so I'm gonna pull out me crossbow,
I'm gonna point it at
Steve just to joke with him
cause he's my buddy ole' pal,
and then I'm gonna actually point it
at the gazer and shoot.
All right, and I roll a 15!
That's a hit.
- Yeah, get it!
- What did you roll for damage?
- I rolled a three but
I do have a plus four
so it's a seven total.
- Okay.
- Despite not inflicting a ton of damage,
you do enough, and the gazer,
as you plunge the bolt
of your crossbow into it,
it sort of tremors wildly, it spasms
until the life fades from it's body.

English: 
(cheering)
- Nice, nice.
- It is now silent, and
everything still smells like shit,
but it is calm now, quiet.
- Is Steve caught up with us yet? (laughs)
- Yeah hold on, wait up for me,
I just gotta come back
from where the hell this thing sent me,
it turned my ass cheeks
into a wave runner.
(laughing)
- Ah, you smell awful.
- Well, we all smell awful,
so it doesn't really matter, does it?
- Oh no, you smell worse,
somehow you smell worse.
- He's a smelly guy, I
think that's pretty canon
at this point, this guy stinks.
- Hey what can I say, I
don't believe in showers.
- Did we gather a DNA trace just in case
we need to pokedex this thing later on.
- Yeah.
- Scholarly thing to do.
- There you go.
- Let's take an eye.
I'll take an eye, since
we did the eye check.
- Stephanos, pop down
there and grab an eye.
- I don't need to bend down
because I'm already short enough,
but I just reach over and take an eye.
- Lovely.

English: 
(cheering)
- Nice, nice.
- It is now silent, and
everything still smells like shit,
but it is calm now, quiet.
- Is Steve caught up with us yet? (laughs)
- Yeah hold on, wait up for me,
I just gotta come back
from where the hell this thing sent me,
it turned my ass cheeks
into a wave runner.
(laughing)
- Ah, you smell awful.
- Well, we all smell awful,
so it doesn't really matter, does it?
- Oh no, you smell worse,
somehow you smell worse.
- He's a smelly guy, I
think that's pretty canon
at this point, this guy stinks.
- Hey what can I say, I
don't believe in showers.
- Did we gather a DNA trace just in case
we need to pokedex this thing later on.
- Yeah.
- Scholarly thing to do.
- There you go.
- Let's take an eye.
I'll take an eye, since
we did the eye check.
- Stephanos, pop down
there and grab an eye.
- I don't need to bend down
because I'm already short enough,
but I just reach over and take an eye.
- Lovely.

English: 
- And I put it on my face
jokingly, looking at Steve,
and I say I see your soul, I love you.
- It's like cutting the face off a human
and dancing around with it.
- Stephanos is a funny guy.
(mumbling)
- I think this guy might be a murderer.
- I have all four eyes
and now I'm juggling them.
Did you know that I can juggle?
(applause)
- This is psychotic, right?
Everyone realizes this is psychotic right,
this guy is like a serial killer.
- Renaer is watching with great delight
and he says you are a
very good bard, Stephanos!
(laughter)
- (clapping) Yes, Renaer, yes.
- One of the best bards I've ever seen,
Stephanos is truly a wonderful bard!
- I am one of the best
entertainers, but you know what,
I will say, Steve, he is the
best bard I've ever met, so,
I take all the credit for my learnings
from this young gentleman right here.
- Renaer looks surprised,
he turns over to see
and says "oh I didn't
realize, are you also a bard?"
- Oh sorry, I tuned out this freak show
about five minutes ago, I
can't believe I'm traveling

English: 
- And I put it on my face
jokingly, looking at Steve,
and I say I see your soul, I love you.
- It's like cutting the face off a human
and dancing around with it.
- Stephanos is a funny guy.
(mumbling)
- I think this guy might be a murderer.
- I have all four eyes
and now I'm juggling them.
Did you know that I can juggle?
(applause)
- This is psychotic, right?
Everyone realizes this is psychotic right,
this guy is like a serial killer.
- Renaer is watching with great delight
and he says you are a
very good bard, Stephanos!
(laughter)
- (clapping) Yes, Renaer, yes.
- One of the best bards I've ever seen,
Stephanos is truly a wonderful bard!
- I am one of the best
entertainers, but you know what,
I will say, Steve, he is the
best bard I've ever met, so,
I take all the credit for my learnings
from this young gentleman right here.
- Renaer looks surprised,
he turns over to see
and says "oh I didn't
realize, are you also a bard?"
- Oh sorry, I tuned out this freak show
about five minutes ago, I
can't believe I'm traveling

English: 
with these creeps. (laughing)
- As you look behind
this mutilated corpse,
you see a tunnel, and
again above the tunnel
is this marking of the circle
with the ten rays coming out of it
and you have stumbled upon
what is a Xanathar lair.
What awaits in the Xanathar lair?
I think we'll have to find out next week.
- Aw.
(hitting table)
- We made it!
We made it here!
- You did make it, you
trudged through the shit,
you're all very smelly.
All right, tune in next week to find out
what awaits our adventurous
heroes in the Xanathar hideout
and if they will ever find their
good friend Floon Blagmaar,
we'll see you then.
(intense music)

English: 
with these creeps. (laughing)
- As you look behind
this mutilated corpse,
you see a tunnel, and
again above the tunnel
is this marking of the circle
with the ten rays coming out of it
and you have stumbled upon
what is a Xanathar lair.
What awaits in the Xanathar lair?
I think we'll have to find out next week.
- Aw.
(hitting table)
- We made it!
We made it here!
- You did make it, you
trudged through the shit,
you're all very smelly.
All right, tune in next week to find out
what awaits our adventurous
heroes in the Xanathar hideout
and if they will ever find their
good friend Floon Blagmaar,
we'll see you then.
(intense music)
