Are you kidding? I've tackled tougher jobs before
Remember that time I was Robin Williams' jumping off point?
Okay, religion
Religion
You kill me, I kill you, we both go to heaven
Seventy-two virgins
You might have to help me out with the last ten or so
because Mr. Happy gets tired
Religion
[Sighs]
Politics
Politics
Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil
But this is our oil
Yee-haw
Well, here's my missile
Okay, take it, take it
Politics
You know what? I'm gonna take a five minute break
Five minute break
What are you, a construction worker?
[Whistles]
Hey baby, I'm not gay
Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?
Five minute break
