They breaking me like I'm a bottle
They hoping that I'm gonna topple
We're back! Rematch of the century. We got.. Nik G. Z Boa. Rap battle.
We got some simple rules
We got two rounds. Two rounds. Sixty seconds of rapping each.
All right? We're gonna go with the coin flip.
Z Boa, as loser of last year's, you get your pick.
Man you already know I gotta go with the eagle, TAILS.
Heads!
Back up, back up
Back up
Mr. zero bitches on average, how's it going Z boa?
The last time I saw you, we thought it was all over
But now you're back here
the most hated in Minnesota
you look like a crossbreed between a
chihuahua a hobbit and Yoda
Everything you say is so damn clueless
Everybody in the crowd knows you're so damn stupid
Even your mom goes, "Zachary stop making that shitty music"
ok
Let me finish this off by saying you can't spit bars bro
I set the bar high, you set the bar low
And quit trying to hit on ____ Barlow!
Listen, listen
And I bet
if _____ Barlow slapped you you'd be such a pussy you'd say
Ahhh she broke my jawbone!
I GOTTA WIND IT UP
All the hype around me, Z Boa the God
This shit already over
I'ma kill your ass like a King Cobra
Like it's my job HOE
What the fuck is you wearing
all black got it from Walmart
you that Russian nerd that still plays Mario Kart at home and shit
Ay I ain't done!
I ain't done
He said I got zero bitches but he actually got zero bitches
He be at home watching Pornhub
He got
He got ONE bitch
He got
He got ONE bitch
He only got one bitch
and that bitch always taking the dog
Nik Natural
But you're really artificial
your clothes are unofficial
and your bars are subliminal
Your ass is so minimal
you stay in a dog kennel
What the fuck is this
fake ass silver
I got gold VERSACE
Ay back up!
Back up!
Ay we got round 2
Nikita's got first
All right
Zachary I really wish you would just
vanish
Cus everything you say is so tragic
the only action you get is dry humping your fucking mattress
all right, all right
all right
all right
I'm not a racist but I really hope Trump sends you over the border
You tried to get Lexi McCarty's number
she just gave you a restraining order!
one more, one more
I'm gonna say one more thing
stalking women is your favorite hobby
goddamn you'd make great friends with Bill Cosby
Ay
Ok
Ay
Ok
Ay, ay Z Boa
Z Boa, you're up
*Shhhhhh*
I'm fucking Rocky, this nigga Ivan Drago
You know I'm be popping
He gon be on the ground hoe
You gon be down low
And I'm gonna crack his ass with a thick set of Python
He gon land to a small hill that's gonna be his pile on
You know my nigga ManMan and Savage gone be right on
Oh, I think it's time, like the Mayans
This nigga over here still dying
Oh now I gotta spit another one all right
On my momma, this nigga ain't got no hoes
And I got hoes show in rows
and I got the best clothes, Express, Versace, you know you know
AY I ain't done!
I'ma cock the gun back
back
blow his ass
like a snub-nose
gunshots so loud it sound like BOWS
ay one more
one more
This boy so retarded he used kindergarten riddles
Yo ass a knockoff Malcolm in the Middle
Okay
Okay AY
AY who wants a round 3?!
all right all right
give the boys a little space
OKAY
we got round 3
We got round 3 Nikita's taking first
OKAY HERE WE GO
Nikita you're goin
Z boa
Look at the camera
it's Youtube say hello
Why the fuck am I battling a version of Elmo?
This guy thinks that he's got a lot of good tactics, but in reality he can't rap shit
he acts like he's a black kid but he's not, and look at him over here always getting attacked-quick
He went to a bathroom, picked a fight and STILL got his ASS KICKED
okay
I'm gonna say this again
you're hated by your entire crew
you can't rap bars the hockey team's got better flow than you
all right Z
your final show
see what you got
I gotta wind it up 3 times!
AY AY quiet down
he lost 10 hoes in 2 days
I call that shit 2 times
I'ma fuck all his hoes and I'ma do it in one line
I got the coldest rhymes
it's about time
this nigga straight
this nigga straight pussy, straight FELINE
all I do is drop dimes
call me Steph Curry
I dont' care your vision all blurry
never in a hurry
but I'ma chop up his body parts leave his ass scurried
aight
that's it
there it is
all right
all right
aye
aye, aye
make some noise for Z Boa if you think he won
if you think Nikita won, make some noise
