It's been so long. (too long!!!!)
I don't even know which direction to stand anymore.
Is it this way?
Oh there you are!
Hi, hello, welcome back.
To Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos.
Haha...
It's been a while...
but that's fine
We had to go away for a long time because we revamped the series its brand new, everyone!
Everything is different now. Everything about the series is different.
We got a higher budget, we got a bigger cast. We... hired a different Jacksepticeye for this one.
Completely CG. I can do this from my bed now...
♫ When you put it together... what do you get? (what do you get?) ♫
♫ Put it together... what do you get? (what do you get?) ♫
♫ What do you get? ♫
♫ What do you get? ♫
LAUGH
We even got a brand new set. Isn't it great-looking?
I know... I can't believe that the Jacksepticeye's "Funniest Home Video" series has spread to millions of people worldwide
And now we got government funding
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Let's do it together for old times sake.
L. Lovers. A. Ass! U. You. G. Gamer. And H is for
Happy! Oh what do you get when you put them all together?
*Smacks Whiteboard*
LOUGAHUH
Wow, okay, it's been a while. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, let's look at the video show
I'm sorry. What!
*faintly*   You need to speak up it sounds like you're really far away in a YouTube video!
I have- I have no idea what's going on because I don't speak this language
Ha, what?!
*copying video* oh my god! WOOOOOWWW
WHAT?!
She's pregnant, okay, that makes way more sense. I thought he just leaned it and farted on her
*laughs* AHHHHHH FUCK
Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Video is not Jacksepticeye hurts himself for 10 minutes
You know you're in trouble when you start making barren animal sounds
This videos from 2014 and has six and a half million views. How have I not seen this thought?
I'm supposed to be a meme lord. Damn it. I
Need my license revoked
She's just making a worse
If you give a Funniest Home Video and the perfectly could scream all at the same time, we all need a friend like Sarah a
friend who can just really be a
Great help to us in our time of need
Thank you for locating
If there's anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness
Anyone can just recite that word-for-word. Let's give it a shot
Thank you for locating my luck, I'm Doug dimmadome don't
Just stop working. Oh, I know this is going to be quality cuz that's got that sweet
Tick-tock open the top left
Tick tock you will never replace vine. Stop trying. Oh
My god
Oh
That's good, the filter just makes it look like the cat floats look at squish tears
You know you need to put with that
Perfect sync. I have a lord. I've been revoked no
Redeemed that's the order
Please don't hit me back
Fuck maybe that's it. The white boards do it
It's just building up pressure and all this time every time we're gonna smack it after this. It's just gonna break my hand toast you
Overlooking knew what was happening lost us toss toss toss toss toss toss toss overcast
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Toss, toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss toss
Frost frost frost frost frost frost
Presses pronounced it actually works
Give you away from you toast you the exact same
Over look at you
Overlooking us
Overcast over you I feel like I've hacked into the matrix of this
Because explan language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in minus 40 degrees C
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What the fuck even sound like language don't you sound like somebody making up words?
Just to cut the cop cop cop cop the cazuca Scott Scott Scott
But out of all a lot of there are a lot of the letter
So just like I get I guess the Titan makes sense now, I got a motorbike who just all right
And it in didn't didn't didn't did it in didn't you? I just spoke Kazakhstan language
Oh, I'm native Kazakh guys. It's just tongue twisters. Even I can't repeat Oh
somebody says she's practicing tongue twisters before going on air that makes a so it's supposed to sound bizarre even do
Kazakh people
Huh, but what is it? I want to know what the actual translation is. I was just over here making fun of Kazakhstan people
I'm sorry. Your language is beautiful
I just didn't know what it means. I'm just an ignorant
That I do you mind I'm tanning I'm tanning Chatam
That's horrifying
And adorable at the same time. I
Thought it was a dog at first
That's incredible I need one of these
The baby and the suit together. My life would be so much better
well certain times a day if I woke up in the middle of the night and then walk down stairs and that
Thing was coming down the stairs after me
Yeah, NoHo
You know
we came back after a long hiatus of the Funniest Home Videos there for those for those who don't know and
I have sent my elves away working overtime working just really trying to scrounge up the best
type of content and
This is what you all came back with. All right, they're funny. They gave me a little chuckle. Some of them just made me go
I'm not laughing my ass off rolling on the floor laughing my roflcopter. I need to be laughing more
Art, wait a window alarm you
I
Like that one this fucking meme is everywhere now, where is Homer Bart memes
Just the thing right now where the point does anything happen. Where does anything in life happen? Why are we here?
How did we get here? Do you have 90 minutes? No one knows?
It's funny it's like they was it the Yoshi's Island. They're
That mean I can't sing it and keep my mouth open at the same time it like this
Make me chuckle they're making me laugh. Every time I have to do that a part of me dies a part of the whiteboard dies
My hand gets really hard
Dirt and swore together it gets hard dirt
These ones Oh
Thop essays. Oh, I fuckin love these. Ah
They take GI Joe clips and then they repurpose them to be funny
And dope over them so and they're usually very vulgar and I love it
The whole thing is them coming over and silly
Swearing and then saying GI Joe. Oh, I need to find more of these
What do you want to do with it, let's launch over it
Walter Potter massage
What did he just say to us
Body massage, I highly recommend looking up every single one of these videos if you want to have a good time
Comedy is really not that hard is it?
Open the door. I'm gonna throw rocks through your windows. You dumb whore. Oh
god
I'll raise enough hell til you give in and give it to me. Oh, it's boiling
Nobody likes you. Everybody hates. You you would be better off dead. Just go kill yourself
Dr. Phil now
He's in the house you're not helping me much and if you don't help me much I can't help you
Was that
Dr. Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home if you wear that with headphones go back and watch that clip again
Watch it with headphones. You can hear him like walk across the house and everything. That's so creepy
That's gonna do it for this episode of jacks up. The guy's Funniest Home Videos
I hope you got some laughs and I hope you got some chuckles. I think that that was a weak performance by you guys
I think that you're better than this. I think that you can come up with expertly crafted much better clips for me
All right, it's not even that hard to make me laugh
I didn't even laugh once in this video how many Americans the London Underground is? How many times I've laughed in this video?
Zero-zero, laughs
Out fuckers. I want you to go away and think about what you did come up with better tips come up with better stuff
Okay, you need to make me laugh
You need to make me chuckle otherwise, I'm gonna be sad and I'm gonna come to your house and punch you in the neck
But let me know down in the comments, which was your favorite clip
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GI Joe
