Trump uses him as a prophylactic,
he just shoves ISIS up his big dirty asshole
Not Master!
I think he takes us for granted
You know like, dog crap on his shoes
Master’s my friend
But he was doing good and that’s what makes
it so bad
And the left will make jokes, but his ain’t
funny man
You’re a liar
Here’s the news Trump
I’m not dog crap on shoes brother
You are crap on my shoes!
You son of a bitch!
Not listening!
Not listening!
Go back to the video
Riiiiiiiiiiise and shine mothafuckers.
I am your host the Stimulator, and this is
the fuckin news.
What are your thoughts on the Locke Street
attacks?
Wow!
Totally…
Astounded
ehhhh… baffled
crazy
What are your thoughts buddy?
Fun!
What do you think of people that wear masks
Go out at night when nobody’s around
and then smash windows
Oh, it’s cowardly
If you’re gonna smash a window
Do it in broad daylight
and show your face
That was terrible advice!
Terrible advice!
Last week, la ZAD, or zone to defend, was
attacked by over 2500 poulets.
Mmmm nah, these muthafuckas…
For those who just don’t fuckin know,
la ZAD is a sprawling land-defense occupation
site,
located in Notre Dame Des Landes, in France.
For years now, la ZAD has been slated to be
cleared out,
in order to make way for the construction
of a bullshit fuckin' airport.
Buuuuuuuuut peeps who were participating in
the occupation
decided that agricultural and communal projects
were way more interesting,
and so for the past ten years,
they have told the project’s developers
and the French state to
Go away!
Or I shall taunt you a second time!
The territory that houses la ZAD has a long
history of struggle.
It also happens to be one of the few pieces
of actual fucking nature left in France:
a 4000-acre space comprised of farms, wetland,
and forests.
In recent years, la ZAD has become world-fucking
famous
for its locally produced, artisanal fucking
cheese,
sustainable community ethos
and militant fuckin resistance,
with shit-disturbers from all over the world
flocking to visit this real life ewok village.
In January of this year, the airport project
was officially scrapped.
Buuuuuuut despite this concession,
the French state still decided that the Zadists
needed to be made an example of,
lest other peeps around the country get the
bright idea
that they could set up no-go zones for the
state,
and get away with it.
Which… uhhh...by the way, has totally been
fuckin happening.
We shall take your castle by force!
You don’t frighten us!
So early on Sunday April 8th,
Macron sent in tha muthafuckin troops,
as part of the largest domestic policing operation
in France
since the riots of ‘68.
Buuuuuuuuut i don't think this authoritarian
crap pile
expected the Zadists to be quite as ready
as they were.
Yuuuuuup, the fucking cops got their asses
whooped proper.
They were attacked from all sides,
faced flaming barricades every few meters,
had their helicopters targeted,
and got fucking ambushed by La Muthafuckin
Resistance.
The shit-eating fuckin pigs managed to destroy
several buildings on the site,
with the assistance of some heavily militarized
bulldozers.
Buuuuuuuuut, hundreds of allies joined the
zadists and have begun rebuilding the place.
Solidarity actions have taken place all over
europe and around the world,
banner drops, occupations, blockades,
graffiti and fucking riots in the nearby city
of Nantes.
Aaaaaand in other fucking news,
in Hamilton, so-called “Ontario”,
the state's obnoxious retaliation for the
Locke Street Riot
has taken a nasty turn.
During a SWAT raid on a collective anarchist
house on Friday April 6th,
Hamilton Bookfair organizer,
member of the local Tower collective,
and former G20 co-accused Cedar,
was kidnapped by the pigs and hit, once again,
with bogus and highly politicized conspiracy
charges.
One big damn conspiracy
and everyone’s in on it
The hamilton 5-0 then held a fuckin press
conference,
appealing to the public to help them actually
build a case.
We're open to any other information that might come from the public
Hello sir I'm officer Callaway I'm here to-
I didnt see nothin, i dont know nothin.
cheers
Last week, in a hearing where the Crown made
it clear that not only Cedar,
but all of anarchism was on trial,
they were denied bail and are now facing the
possibility
of spending over a year in the clink as they
wait for a trial.
This tactic (something lawyers call 'procedure
as punishment')
is a favorite tool of the state used for repressing
anarchists,
radicals and marginalized communities across
Klanada.
It ensures that even if the sham notion of
a 'fair trial' doesn't result in conviction,
Cedar, their crew, loved ones, and community
will have to deal with the violent reality
of their incarceration,
and all the bullshit that comes along with
it.
Buuuuuuuuuuut as has been seen time and time
again,
sometimes repression can fucking backfire,
and end up strengthening the very peeps it
was supposed to break.
Hamilton and the anarchist communities all
around Southern so-called Ontario,
are rallying together, putting out solid analysis
and communiques,
and preparing to dig in for the long haul.
They’re also raising money for what they’re
expecting to be an expensive legal defence.
If you’ve got some extra skrillah,
please show them some love at: fundraising.the-tower.ca.
And that’s all the fuckin news for today,
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