- THIS LOT IS VERY EXCITING.
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS
GOING ON HERE ALL THE TIME.
AND RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE FILMING
A MOVIE "THE JERSEY BOYS"
RIGHT NEXT DOOR ON THE STAGE,
AND IT'S BEING DIRECTED
BY OUR NEIGHBOR, CLINT EASTWOOD.
OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A CLOSED SET,
AND SO WE CAN'T SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE OF THERE.
SO I--BECAUSE WE'RE
RIGHT NEXT DOOR,
WE PUT UP HIDDEN CAMERAS
TO TRY TO CATCH CLINT IN ACTION
WHEN HE'S WALKING IN AND OUT,
BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'M SURE CLINT EASTWOOD LIKES,
IT'S PEOPLE SETTING UP
HIDDEN CAMERAS
TO WATCH HIM WORK.
SO LET'S TURN ON THE CLINT CAM.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SEE HIM.
CLINT!
IS THAT CLINT?
CLINT!
NO, OKAY.
[laughter]
ALL RIGHT, IT'S INSIDE OF THAT--
HEY, IS CLINT EASTWOOD
IN THERE?
ANYBODY?
FELLAS?
BOYS?
IS CLINT EASTWOOD IN THERE?
IT'S ELLEN.
DEGENERES.
HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY!
LET'S PUT SOME DONUTS
OUT THERE.
WE PUT--
[laughter]
THERE'S A GUY IN A CART THERE.
HELLO, SIR IN THE GOLF CART?
SIR?
DAVE, ASK THAT GUY
IN THE GOLF CART
IF CLINT EASTWOOD--
DAVE, DON'T EAT ANY DONUTS.
THAT'S FOR PEOPLE THERE.
PUT IT DOWN.
[laughter]
HEY, DO YOU WANT A DONUT?
HEY, YOU WANT A--
YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE A DONUT.
EAT IT.
YEAH.
[applause]
HEY.
NOT THE WHOLE THING.
THAT'S FOR CLINT EASTWOOD.
BRING IT IN.
BRING IT TO CLINT EASTWOOD.
AND TELL HIM ELLEN DEGENERES
WANTS HIM TO COME OUT
AND SAY HELLO, OKAY?
- SOMEBODY TOOK A BITE
OF THIS ONE.
[laughter]
GIVE THAT ONE TO CLINT.
[laughter]
TELL CLINT THAT I TOOK A BITE
OUT OF IT.
IT'S FROM ME.
- PERFECT.
- ALL RIGHT.
TELL HIM TO COME OUT.
WE HAVE A CAMERA ON,
SO WHEN HE COMES OUT,
HE CAN WAVE TO US, OKAY?
IS THAT HIM BEHIND THE DOOR?
IS HE HIDING?
HEY, THERE'S NATALIE PORTMAN.
[laughter]
JUST GUESSING.
IS THAT CLINT--OH, THERE'S
NATALIE PORTMAN THERE.
[laughter]
THERE SHE IS.
NATALIE, HI!
- I GOT TO GO TO WORK.
LOVE YA.
- LOVE YOU TOO.
ALL RIGHT.
SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN HAVE A DONUT,
TH--
BYE.
- UM, BUT I WAS EXCITED, SO...
- WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THOSE WORDS,
BUT I'LL HAVE TO--
OH, WAIT, CLINT'S OUT THERE.
CLINT.
- OH, GET HIM!
- HEY, CLINT!
- GET HIM!
- HEY, CLINT!
CLINT, IT'S ELLEN DEGENERES.
- AND L-LAUREN!
OH.
[laughter]
- CLINT, IT'S MY--
THOSE ARE MY DONUTS.
- WHAT FLAVOR IS HE HAVING?
- CLINT, THOSE ARE MY DONUTS.
IT'S ELLEN DEGENERES.
CLINT!
[laughter]
YOU KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
NO, DON'T GO AWAY.
CLINT, IT'S ELLEN DEGENERES
AND LAUREN GRAHAM!
- AND LAUREN!
[laughs]
CLINT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
KIND OF DONUT?
CLINT!
HEY, DIRTY HARRY!
[laughter]
MAYBE HE ONLY RESPONDS
TO CHARACTER NAMES.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T THINK
THEY CAN HEAR YOU.
- HE CAN HEAR ME.
CLINT!
DON'T IGNORE ME, CLINT.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
[laughter]
SEE, HE'S--
HE'S SHAKING HIS HEAD YES.
SOMEBODY BRING HIM SOME BEER.
MAYBE HE'LL TALK
IF WE GET HIM DRUNK.
IS THERE BEER OUT THERE?
ALL RIGHT.
CLINT, HANG ON.
THERE'S BEER COMING.
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
[laughter]
- OH, NO!
NO!
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT.
