OSCAR: OK, listen to this.
Everyone on Sesame Street is
always talking about love.
Yuck.
But now it's time for me to tell
you what Oscar the Grouch
love, the thing that grouches
love best of all.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OSCAR: [SINGING]
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or
dusty, anything ragged or
rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash!
If you really want
to see something
trashy, look at this.
[SINGING]
I have here a sneaker that's
battered and worn.
It's all full of holes and
the laces are torn.
A gift from my mother
the day I was born.
I love it because it's trash!
Oh, I love trash, anything
dirty or dingy or dusty,
anything ragged or
rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash!
Here's some more rotten stuff.
[SINGING]
I have her some newspaper 13
months old I wrapped fish
inside it, it's smelly
and old.
But I wouldn't trade it
for a big pot of gold.
I love it because it's trash!
Yes, I love trash, anything
dirty or dingy or dusty,
anything ragged or
rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love trash!
Now look at the rest
of this junk.
[SINGING]
I have a clock that won't work
and an old telephone, a broken
umbrella, a rusty trombone.
And I am delighted to
call them my own!
I love 'em because
they're trash!
Oh, I love trash, anything
dirty or dingy or dusty,
anything ragged or
rotten or rusty.
Yes, I love--
I love--
I love trash!
