tick tick tick
(ringing)
(rustling)
today is my tenth birthday
that means i am aloud to get my first pokemon
sorry ash but your not old enough to travel the world and collect monsters
but mom what else am i suposed to do all my friends are starting there pokemon Journeys soon
o ash don't be silly you dont have any friends
well all the other kids who are ten are
if all your friends jumped of a cliff would you do it to
you just said i don't have any friends
i know
there all dead thanks to some bad decision making
i sorry ash but your mother called and said you aren't allowed to have any pokemon
besides your to late
you where supposed to be here three hours ago
all the pokemon are gone
aw common professor  when you where a kid didn't you have a dream
yes
my dream was to become Pokemon master and scientist
and un like you i lived out my dream
a was that supposed to help
yes
there aren't  any Pokemon you have left to give me
what kind of Pokemon would i give to an irresponsible 10 year old boy who isn't in any way punctual and is bent on being  disloyal to his own mother
besides all i have is this pikachu
he's far to powerful for a starter trainer and  he don't like to go into his pokeball
so can i have that one
yeah
awesome
wait no i lost it
what you lost it
or it died
don't remember potato patato any who have a good birthday and tell your responible mother i said hello and i like her new bed sheets
what?
please don't send me back to the nurcing home
o and take this it's a pokedex it'll show you pictures of all the pokemon  you aren't allowed to cache
because your ten
man this sucks how am i  supposed to become a Pokemon master if i don't have any Pokemon
(grunting)
a kakuna
if i cache it i can start my journey as being a Pokemon master
but how do it  i don't have any poke balls i guess i will have to do it the old fashion way
stang stang suck it your mine kakuna hahaha
kakuna
now i can begin my kakuna kakuna aw crap i picked the village idiot kakuna kakuna
come on kakuna lets go back home and get some supplies  before we start our journey
i cant wait until i'm able to get my first Pokemon league badge
i heard this Brock guy is tough (kakuna) i guess if where going to be best friends we should get to know each other a little better
kakuna
im ash
and i promise to always take (kakuna kakuna) i wasn't finished
always take care of you and grow up to be the best you can be
now you (kakuna) never speak again
a pidgey now i can get into my fist pokemon battle
kakuna go
kakuna use flamethrower aaaa  try thundershock
try harden
all right
what a team
i bet i'm doing better than most trainers already first day out and about and i already caught 2 pokemon
hmm i need a nick name for you two
i know
pidgey
i'm going to call you Mr.Washington
and kakuna im going to call you uno
of course  people  are going to ask but you can tell them you'are not named after the card game just tell them that your name is uno because i named you first
for the love of mew
i'm not going fight with you the whole way there
hmm
thats a good point
what kind of Pokemon dose this Brock guy have
maybe the pokedex knows
pokedex what do you know about Brock the gym leader
aa geese sorry a hes a gym leader and a he battles and when you beat him you become the gym leader? you don't know do you
your fucken pockets smell like a rotting sheep
OK well that didn't help maybe i can guess from what i know about him
lets see Brock Brock rhymes with rock and pewter city is in the mountains
hmm mountains rocks rocks o i've got he obviously uses flying Pokemon that drop rocks for there attacks kakuna ya rock Pokemon makes much more sence thanks
alright if Brock has rock Pokemon we need to use water type moves against him the only problem is your a bug Pokemon uno and your a flying Pokemon Mr.Washington
so where going to have to do this the old fashion way
(gargling)
alright Mr.Washington use whirlpool
(gargling)
use surf (gargling) use aaaa Mr.Washington?
uno
you there buddy
what aaa what are you?
bedrill
your beautiful
is Mr.Washington dead
true
OK that answers that
aw this must be what puberty is
i understand you both finally realizing that where a team  and where a family
that together nothing can stand
you guys (grunting)
look at this guys where close i can practically smell Brock's badge from here
it smells like victory witch makes sence
because it's the only way i could smell it is if i win
wow
I've never wanted to smell something more in my entire life
Mr.Washington uno lets do this
um is it that flower
is it the water down there in the canyon
is it the sky
wait are you color blind
i'm never playing with you again
hey you the loser with the  bedrill  and the pidgey
it's time to battle
whoa whoa wait a minute you're like a 6 years old and your what 10 fair enough you wanna battle
alright lets go
I've never been in a real battle before do well guys don't make me look like where new at this OK don't make me look like an amateur
go uno
go slowpoke
uno use sleeppowder
uno use fury
quick while he's distracted Mr.Washington go poke out that kids eyes what you cant do that thats against the rules
alright we won haha what do we do with this slowpoke
i guess it's mine now
welcome aboard slowpoke
did you kill it
(snoring)
o good
it's just an idiot
i tell you what
im going to name you boo-boo
and i'm going to train you like the child i had by accident
don't you ever say that about my father again uno
how do we get it to come with us if it's asleep
hmm
is it that cloud
is it um this part of my shirt
is it my skin
your racist
(wind blowing)
so this is it boo-boo i know you new the group but do you think that you can handle the pressure of fighting for me?
boo-boo hey come on i'm bonding here
do you think you can fight for me
sllloooooooooooooooooooooo
i didn't understand a word of that
whats this a challenger ha good it's about time
gym leader Brock i'm honored to be in your prenence
im going to crush the life out of you and make it so your bones could sift though my hands
aaa ok your crazy great lets do it then
go onix
what the
time out
ok so i'm going to go ahead and apoligize for all of this  had i known we'd be fighting a giant snake demon made of stone i would of prepared us a little better
what do you mean check his leveal
holy shit aa lets see onix is a rock Pokemon who was known for i think hes  the guard of the gates of hastes the look like it could eat mountains and i don't Evan have a soul and i fear for
myself and i'm gonna say it's almost
like maybe it's 16  it's a level 18
yeah well tomato tomahto wait a second
Brock if I can ask how did you get to
become a gym leader
well I had two trained extensively for
years and fight through all the other
gym leaders and the elite four to get my
permit and after all that you're one
pokemon is only level 18
onyx use rockslide
o shoot aa boo-boo go a quickly Mr.Washington while it's distracted use gus-- aa fantanstic
alright uno it's just you and me now think you can do it
you you beat me you my onex yep I guess this
means you owe me one gym badge huh
I'll do better than that i'm going to
accompany you on your Pokemon journey
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