[snap]
Yeah.
A GDQ naked couch? I don't know if that would work.
9-5: The Cu... Cucible?
Did that say Cucible?
Ahh... I'm dead.
Aww. Dickmove.
The Cubicle Castle Speedrun, The Cubicle, I don't know why I thought it said the crucible.
Yeah.
Trihex did do a run shirtless; you're right.
So yeah, you even... you even had that.
I don't— I guess I don't know what benefit you would get out of making...
like...
allowing runners to say fuck every once in a while, you know what I mean?
I just don't think there's much—
—you're adding much to the broadcast by doing that.
And with that being said I, mean I say fuck on my broadcast quite often.
Aww.... Fuck.
So... Uhm...
I mean it's just— I don't know.
[Speech synthesizer:]
You may be getting older, but you're aging like fine wine.
[Speech synthesizer:]
In a year we'll all forget about the Mario and just be here for your body.
[GrandPooBear laughs]
That's the real goal, it's just keep getting sexier.
And attract more viewers that way. Eventually I'll just become a, like you know, a Top Dawg streamer.
Like that's the— that's the inevitability of— of my career.
♪ Tight timer ♪
♪ This level's got a ♪
♪ tight timer ♪
All right 10 seconds I feel good about that
Kghhh...
Goddammit
♪ Don't fuck me up ♪
♪ Yusef level ♪
♪ Yusef level ♪
♪ Let me finish you ♪
Ooh, I don't think that was a good one.
That's a— that's a low 10 seconds. This isn't good.
This isn't good. I don't think we're gonna have it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was—
That was not it.
Not even close that time.
I was— I was worse that time than I was the time before.
Ah, this one has a chance.
No!
Aww man!
What am I doing wrong here? Where am I losing the time?
We have to be realistic, where can we gain time at?
Okay so right there probably we're losing a little bit of time.
There is ten.
The donut blocks yeah, I jumped into the donut blocks.
A little bit farther.
Yeah the donuts are the only— the only real option where I can save time.
This timer is ridiculously tight.
That was a good— that was a good turn back, right there.
That was a good turn back. I— I have faith in that turn back.
I messed up.
Dammit. See that one— that one we fucked up
That one we fucked up too.
Yeah.
Dammit.
Ugh...
Close.
Closer.
How much time Yusef puts into these levels?
I mean I feel like it's a lot.
Aaa...!
That one's hard! It's hard to get on that block early.
Yeah
He just does 'em right the first time.
No.
Ughh.
Like that's the spot I keep getting to.
All right.
Oh I fucked up.
All right, I got this, baby. Oh, I've got this.
All right, I feel— I'm feeling good.
Little optimizations.
Ohhh, see you don't want to touch the...
You do not want to touch the clouds at all, then you don't get the optimal pipe entry.
So I got bad pipe entry right there.
That's impossible to get that one.
Maybe I should just try a full jump, like a full jump right to it.
I don't know.
No.
Close.
Close.
This— This is just difficult.
Oh I'm feeling good about this one.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
No! No!
Come on!
Come on right there.
[Speech synthesizer:]
Poo, I'm getting bored. Can you beat this level please?
[GrandPooBear:]
I'm trying Hugh_Jazz_3point14.
I don't know if you noticed what just happened to me.
You died at the axe, got the points, and still lost?
Yeah, that was close too.
How do you even get good pipe entry?
When a man loves a woman....
See that was good pipe entry.
Like I just slid right in there that time.
Ohhhh my gosh. Yeah, you got to give the— the pipe a good old rubdown.
Come on baby. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm inside the axe! I am physically inside the axe right there!
Like I am inside the axe!
Yeah, this level is— the timer is ext—
—extremely tight.
I'm wondering if I can— if I can run off right here and—
Like if this will help. Like if I run off and then—
—jump right there.
If that— if that made it better.
Then the jump right away.
Oh that is faster.
Yeah, we got it— we have to—
We have to do that.
That's— I think that might have been the extra frame we needed.
Slid right in there, baby.
Slid right in.
All right. All right, we're gonna run.
Take that extra— ooh that was a bad donut— bad donut. That was a bad donut.
I don't know if we're gonna get it now.
Nghhhh...
You think it really came down to that fucking donut?
Okay, good donut. Good donut.
Good donut.
Two good donuts.
Two good donuts.
Yeah, that was— that was two good donuts right there.
I mean—
Three good donuts!
[Speech synthesizer:]
Poo, there's no such thing as a bad donut. All Donuts make my tummy go yum.
[GrandPooBear:]
Oh, I smashed my head that time.
That one was fair. I actually just smashed my head.
Yeah, that was good. That was— that was good. I just didn't—
I just uhh— I hit my head
Mmghh... I don't think so.
Oh, I got it! Never mind, I— I do think so.
Yatta!
A moderate donut.
50.008
Who got the 49? Who— how do you save that— I want to know how you save the extra frame.
Like, that's what I want to know.
50 second level, we went—
—one frame over.
