Just face it, Liz. The Professor's dead.
An investigation's not an investigation without clues.
Don't you think he would've found a way to contact us by now?
It's been over a month.
Work with me here; there has to be something we can do.
But the new semester's going to start.
Who's going to teach his class?
I will.
(Carl)
Felix?
In the flesh.
Well, except for my face.
No flesh there.
I'm going to take the Professor's place
as Edge Wood's only Physics professor.
(gasp)
(gasp)
Ehh.
Are you serious?
You?
(Felix)
Thanks for giving me a tour of the office, Roger.
Why does he wear that mask?
The first time we met him, a genetically engineered monster ate his face.
So if I looked under his mask...
You'd see a skull.
Gross!
Hey dudes and dudettes.
The Biffmeister's back from the hospital and ready to kick butt!
Stupid Freshmen.
Hi, Biff.
Hey, yeah! It's...uh
whatever your name is.
It's--
Say no more because you're about to be speechless.
Sea monkeys?
They were my pets in the hospital
until I accidentally drank them that one time
but I got more.
Hey, let's make 'em now!
First we'll need something to put them in.
Uh...how about that?
(Ernie)
But that's my drink.
You can get a new one.
All we need is to wait for them to grow, and--
Ooh! There they go!
They're getting really big.
They didn't get that big in the hospital.
(people screaming)
Oh gosh!
Okay, showtime's over.
I'm outta here!
You hear something?
No, but I saw something!
They look like something I am not messing with at all.
Let's see what the Profes—
I mean, Felix has to say.
They were huge and green.
They were eating people.
Without anything physical, like a tissue sample
we can't confirm anything.
What the hell, a tissue sample?
You're just going to have to go back there.
You don't have to go.
And who are you?
(Ernie)
They're sea monkeys.
Here.
Artemia salina.
But they're not supposed to grow into large killing machines.
They went into my drink.
And WHAT were you drinking?
Tap water.
Of course.
Tap water.
The tap water of the city contains trace amounts of radioactive isotopes.
Perhaps one of them triggered this...transformation.
Wait, I drink radiation?!
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to drink the tap water in this city?
Now we know what we're dealing with
and now I know how to stop them.
Okay, take these.
They're anti-radiation isotopes
that will react with the sea monkeys and cause their molecules to collapse.
Be careful, we have only three.
And three monkeys.
Better have good aim.
Ready?
Aim.
Fire one!
Carl, fire two!
Roger, fire three!
Oops.
Good going, Roger.
Hey, mine was farther away than yours!
Gentlemen, please.
The isotope hasn't ignited yet.
We still have a chance.
Yeah, but it's all the way over there, and we're all the way over here.
Felix, where are you going?
I'm going to finish this!
Man, Felix, that was badass.
Well...
Well, what?
We just destroyed three dangerous monsters.
What would the Professor say at a time like this?
He'd say something deep then
probably tell us to hit the books.
How about we make s'mores instead?
