But what's up? How you doing? Good to see you again if you're already subscribed
You get another greeting? Hey, I know you're thinking. Wow. This guy looks really fucking tired cuz I am see if you can
Ignore the bags under my eyes and what this would be a great video
I promise I've had a busy few weeks
Your boy went fucking viral on on Twitter did check it out man. Did a stupid fucking caption?
One of my followers is actually really cool. I met her in Chicago
She quote tweeted it. I retweeted that and then I checked the next day and it had like
90,000 and it kept going up
Crazy your boys a mean
Absolutely got a dog he's cute
This is my dog
Okay, so I mentioned Twitter and going viral on it
Twitter is great. You know, it's got so many things. It's got got good beams
It's got good good words, and it's got even gooder
Threads the best threats little thread riding-hood is my favorite
Fairy tale so I'm gonna talk about Twitter threads. I love Twitter threads
usually it's
When there's like a really cool topic that I want to learn more about people will make threads of it and I like those
Conspiracy ones. Those are really cool. Like those true-crime lenses are also really cool
But there are these threads on twitter called self care threads and dude
They they fucking suck
and I
Really want to show you guys what I mean by these if you haven't seen them and I want to show you just how fucking
stupid they are and
Just how pointless they are and of what their advice is. Okay to be more specific
There are Instagram pages that repost these Twitter threads. Let's take a look at some of these just
Knowledgeable threads that will teach me how to make my life better
This one says things to do every day
Turn off digital devices for 30 60 minutes a day get more sleep try to do at least one productive thing a day
Set daily goals avoid drama have a to-do list meditate smile at strangers spread positivity
Hey, yeah, I know
To do today wake up convert oxygen to carbon dioxide eat food
So you have energy sleep sure it's weird that people would see this and retweet it and be like, yes
Oh my god. This is what I've been waiting for. Finally. I know what to do with my day
Like these are nice reminder as I guess but for to make a thread of it
You don't have to owe you this could be condensed into be good. But hey, let's make a thread of it
Okay. This one is my all-time favorite how to protect your vibe
First of all a fucking pardon, what does that mean? Yo, do you want to do you want to come over later?
Nah, I'm protecting my vibe
Sorry, I can't can't make it. I got a full schedule I've protection later
Can't make it to your house, buddy
Sorry, you understand right? Nope, even though a vibe is something that can't be protected or
Anything like that, cuz it's not a tangible object. It's not a
It's not a castle and the fucking medieval times. You got to protect with a moat
You can't put a moat I use that what you're gonna say put a moat in front of your vibe. Look
Hey, even, though. It's impossible. Let's find out avoid gossip and drama. Oh, hey, no shit pretty fucking easy
Don't hang out with shitty people. Don't be shitty. There you go
drama, dude
Although too much drama in my life to you. I'm gonna protect my void from all these homeless be good to yourself
There that's it. That's why my vibe keeps getting fucked with dude, dude
I feel so good that my five has been protected dude. Okay, this is another good one
There's a thread for just possible Instagram captions. I always wondered where people get these like super generic
Instagram captions and now I know don't mistake my kindness for weakness bitch and they add the emoji in there, too
I like that. Let me give you enough freedom to add your own emojis. Hell no copy and paste dude
hold your perch take me as I am or
Watch me as I go
Fucking bars bro as I going to find an old piece of pizza on the ground and you're like, I mean, it's pizza
But it's dirty. So maybe I shouldn't but I know if I don't eat it. It's gonna be gone soon
Someone's gonna pick it up. Maybe your dogs gonna eat it
So you gotta just take it as it is or watch it as it goes what you just said is
One of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack, dude
What if that actually fucking happened Oh
Someone was like gag
get this person out of here throw them to the wolves and there's a pack of wolves and they throw throw you at them and
They're like well that that person is done and over with and then like a year later. They hear like
Howls and they're like, whoa
it's a pack of wolves and then it's nice straight up you it's you howling at the moon and then the
Wolves are running behind you and you you get revenge and then you take a picture of the people that that three to the wolves
And you take a picture of their dead bodies new post on Instagram. And then with that caption that okay
That is the only time that I would accept that and like that picture because that's facts, bro
That's the best kind of facts like these Instagram captions. You could that you there. I had rather a caption be the word
Fucking piss I'd rather that just the word piss. I love that caption. That's the best Instagram caption
You could ever have not throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack cuz hey, nope
No, you wouldn't you'd be dead by the wolves
Alright, let's go to another account before I fucking lose my mind. Here's a great one
We already touched on this before but how to avoid drama at school. Look be nice to everyone true. There you go
You don't need anything else. Alright back to school life hacks, cuz you know when you see your life and you're just like bro
I want to hack this shit change the sizes of your periods to make your essay look longer. You're not allowed to do that
Appreciate the way that like teachers can figure that out
because people were doing that when I was in high school many moons ago many moons that were held that
By people who were thrown under the wolves and when I was in high school people were doing that shit
They got in trouble all the time
Wolfram Alpha Khan helps you plug any equation in and it will solve it for you Wow cheating, huh? Who would have thought
That's the answer wife hacks
Fuckin tree and so when the test comes around you'll be fucked and that's what counts towards most of your grade
fuck it, though life hacked
There's got to be a good one. Okay, how to catch his eye
Got it. I'm gonna do all these things so I can catch his eye. Here we go. Play with your hair
Bite bite your lower lip laughing. Hahaha being clumsy. Oops
Almost fell over
Standing on your tiptoes as if you're getting something out of reach, uh-huh
Alright that was fun
I've had it with these
I don't know if I even have like a point to make these are just really funny to me and just like pointless
Yeah, just pretty much all these boiled down to is just be a good person
You don't need a Twitter thread to show you how to like avoid drama at school, you know be a good person
That's a life hack
But if these threads help you get through your days
That's sick good for these threads. I don't give a shit
I'm just poking fun being an asshole because I got nothing else to do except lead a pack of wolves
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Caught it
Hahahahaha, holy shit. This is the weirdest video I've ever done
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