McLEAN
Let's, let's bring a little disaster
into this night.
[crowd cheers]
McLEAN
They know what I'm talking about.
McLEAN
Oh boy.
[scatting notes, layering different voices]
McLEAN
♪ Any time I wanna go outside, ♪
McLEAN
♪ I stop and think about 
getting sunburned ♪
McLEAN
♪ Any time I wanna go for a ride ♪
McLEAN
♪ I stop and think about getting
in a car crash ♪
McLEAN
♪ a car cra-ash ♪
McLEAN
♪ Any time I get on the subway ♪
McLEAN
♪ I'm pretty sure it's gonna derail ♪
McLEAN
♪ Any time I eat at Subway ♪
McLEAN
♪ I'm pretty sure I'm gonna contract
mad cow disease ♪
McLEAN
♪ And then I'm gonna die from a 
natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN 
♪ Any time I feel a gentle breeze ♪
McLEAN
 ♪ I remember that tornado in Brooklyn ♪
McLEAN
♪ Any time I try to supress a sneeze ♪
McLEAN
♪ I remember someone told me that
could lead to an aneurysm ♪
McLEAN
♪ And that would be some shit, son ♪
[singer sings "oh"]
McLEAN
♪ When I want to go for a walk ♪
McLEAN
♪ I know I'm gonna twist my ankle ♪
McLEAN
♪ So I sit at home with my hot chocolate ♪
McLEAN
♪ and my hot self and remember
I am thankful ♪
McLEAN
♪ to have a home from which I don't
have to face a ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ No, I don't have to face it ♪
McLEAN
♪ That's what four walls are for ♪
McLEAN
♪ Don't mistake me, I am not pouting ♪
McLEAN
♪ I'd like to go one day on an outing with you ♪
McLEAN
♪ to a movie or some such thing ♪
McLEAN
♪ where you'll woo me with a diamond ring ♪
McLEAN
♪ But if we go on out to the Can Can ♪
McLEAN
♪ we might get stuck in the 
middle of a hurricane ♪
McLEAN
♪ And then you can't take me home ♪
McLEAN
♪ and nothin' but the wind is gonna
make me moan ♪
McLEAN
♪ And then the rain will be pounding me ♪
McLEAN
♪ Oh, I'll be wet cuz I'll be
swept out to sea ♪
McLEAN
♪ Baby, can't you see that it's a ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ And the probabilities ♪
McLEAN
♪ that it's gonna happen to me ♪
McLEAN 
♪ Any time I wanna go for a swim ♪
McLEAN
♪ I remember I'm afraid of drowning ♪
McLEAN
♪ Any time I wanna think 'bout him ♪
McLEAN
♪ I remember I promise myself 
I'd stop frowning ♪
McLEAN
♪ When we were breaking up ♪
McLEAN
♪ He broke my favorite tea cup ♪
McLEAN
♪ When we were breaking up ♪
McLEAN
♪ He broke my favorite tea cup ♪
McLEAN
♪ When we were breaking up ♪
McLEAN
♪ He broke my favorite tea cup ♪
McLEAN
♪ When we were breaking up ♪
McLEAN
♪ He broke my favorite tea cup ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ and that was a disaster too ♪
McLEAN
♪ with all those pieces on the ground ♪
McLEAN
♪ Well, baby that's when you came along ♪
McLEAN
♪ you sang my favorite song ♪
McLEAN
♪ you kept me moving on ♪
McLEAN 
♪ and we picked up that broken glass ♪
McLEAN 
♪ and learned that what was brittle
wasn't meant to last ♪
McLEAN
♪ So let's build a home out of straw
and sticks ♪
McLEAN
♪ and then we'll know if the 
apocalypse hits ♪
McLEAN
♪ We can always rebuild after
we get hit with a natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ Natural disaster ♪
McLEAN
♪ Cuz you got my heart just like McCartney ♪
McLEAN
♪ You got my heart just like McCartney ♪
McLEAN
♪ You got my heart just like McCartney ♪
McLEAN
♪ You got my heart just like McCartney ♪
[applause]
McLEAN
Thanks y'all
[applause]
