.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING. 
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 
>> Jimmy: YOU AR REAL TROUPER 
FOR COMING TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW 
YOU WENT TO THE DENTIST.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE DONE AT THE 
DENTIST TODAY?
>> I ACTUALLY HAD A SURGERY 
YESTERDAY.
AND I HAD A TOOTH REMOVED.
AND I SAW MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND 
I HAD -- I LOOKED LIKE -- YEAH, 
WAS NOT APPROPRIATE.
SO I REALIZED I HAD TO GO AND 
GET ANOTHER TOOTH TODAY. 
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOOTHLESS?
>> I GOT A TOOTH IN.
I'M WEARING ALL MY TOOTH -- 
TEETH FOR YOU TONIGHT. 
>> Jimmy: IT'S NICE OF YOU TO 
WEAR ALL YOUR TEETH. 
>> I FIGURED I SHOULD DO THAT. 
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU INJECTED WITH 
VARIOUS PAINKILLERS?
>> I'M NOT SO NUMB ANYMORE BUT I
FEEL LIKE I HAD -- YOU KNOW. 
>> Jimmy: THE PAIN IS COMING 
BACK?
>> A LITTLE THROBBY.
YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT.
I TEND TO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON 
WOMEN. 
>> IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT YOU. 
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT. 
>> IT'S NOT YOU. 
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, SPEAKING 
OF AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO TOLD ME A 
STORY.
AND IT'S A PRETTY CRAZY STORY.
SO -- I KNOW TO YOU IT'S NOT 
PROBABLY THAT CRAZY BECAUSE 
YOU'RE YOU.
BUT GUILLERMO'S SON PLAYS SOCCER
KNOWLEDGE YES. 
>> Jimmy: YOUR SON PLAYS SOCCER.
>> YES. 
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS MET AT A --
>> WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. 
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
GUILLERMO CLAIMS THAT YOU 
SPOTTED HIM. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: RAN TO HIM. 
>> I DID. 
>> Jimmy: HUGGED HIM. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: AND KISSED HIM. 
>> I DID.
AND HE -- 
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU ARE. 
>> Guillermo: HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY 
MORE COOLER.
AND I WAS A LITTLE -- I FELT A 
LITTLE BIT LIKE I WAS HAVING 
THAT FAN THING.
GUILLERMO!
AND HE WAS LIKE HANGING OUT WITH
ALL THE DADS AND HE WAS BEING 
REALLY COOL. 
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY. 
>> HE WAS DOING THE REAL LIKE, 
I'M HANGING WITH THE DADS.
LIKE, NO MOMS ALLOWED.
AND I SPOTTED HIM BECAUSE MY 
BABY DOES LIKE THE BABY CLASS IN
THE BACK.
I SPOTTED HIM FROM AFAR AND I 
WAS JUST LIKE RUNNING, LIKE SLOW
MOTION, ACROSS THE PARK TO GET 
TO HIM.
AND HE WAS REALLY -- HE WAS 
LIKE, HEY, WHAT'S UP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, WHAT ARE 
YOU DOING?
>> Guillermo: NO, I WAS 
SURPRISED, I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN
SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND KISS AND 
ALL THE FATHERS WERE LIKE -- 
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE OF THEM WENT LIKE THIS, 
WHO'S THAT?
AND I DID, "ONE OF MY GIRLS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
