-All right.
Ready?
Here we go.
-[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
-Wow. It's a little bit bigger
than I remember.
Come on.
We're down here in the front
-Next I'd like to introduce
the Dunder Mifflin salesman
of the year, Dwight Schrute!
[ Applause ]
-Dwight, they called your name
-Dwight, how we doin'?
-[ Exhales deeply ]
No.
-Okay. You know what?
-Okay.
-Okay.
-You know what?
Okay. No.
No problem.
You are lucky you have me here
I am going to cover for you.
All right!
[ Applause ]
Go-o-o-o-o-od morning, Vietnam
I am not Dwight Schrute.
Not at all.
I am Michael Scott,
his mentor and boss.
And until Dwight comes up,
if he ever does,
I wanted to say a few word
about excellence.
What makes a work environment
excellent?
Well, there are many things,
I believe,
that do such of thing
of that...nature.
And one would be humor.
What is the difference between
a salesman and a saleswoman?
I'm very sorry.
I did not know that you were
wearing a hearing aid,
and I just thought
you were speaking abnormally
And now the black guy from
the "Police Academy" movies.
A robot.
[ Whirring ]
Michael Winslow.
Anyone?
Car starting.
Rr-rr-rr-rr.
Rr-rr-rr.
All right.
Dwight Schrute, everyone.
[ Applause ]
Good luck.
That is a tough crowd.
-[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Clears throat ]
Blood alone moves the wheels
of history!
Have you ever asked yourselves
in an hour of meditation,
which everyone finds
during the day,
how long we have been striving
for greatness?
Not only the years we've been
at war -- the war of work --
but from the moment as a child
when we realize that the world
could be conquered.
It has been
a lifetime struggle...
a never-ending fight,
I say to you...
and you will understand
that it is a privilege to fight!
[ Light applause ]
We are warriors!
[ Applause ]
Salesmen of northeastern
Pennsylvania, I ask you --
Once more rise and be worthy
of this historical hour!
[ Laughing ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
Yeah. Yeah.
No revolution is worth anything
unless it can defend itself!
[ Applause ]
Some people will tell you
"salesman" is a bad word.
They'll conjure up images
of used-car dealers
and door-to-door charlatans.
This is our duty --
to change their perception
I say salesmen...
and women --
of the world, unite!
We must never acquiesce,
for it is together --
together -- that we prevail!
We must never cede control
of the motherland,
for it is...
-...together that we prevail
[ Cheers and applause ]
