A bit over a year after Alec Baldwin’s infamous Greenwich Village parking spot bust-up, the incident is back in Page Six
 The tabloid reported on Monday night that the actor is suing Wojciech Cieszkowski for defamation
 In November of last year, Cieszkowski pulled into a spot Baldwin said he was waiting for
 The new suit says that Baldwin thought Cieszkowski had almost hit his wife and child, and lightly pushed him during the resulting dispute
 Cieszkowski had told police that Baldwin punched him in the face during the argument
 “Cieszkowski has.made up a false story about the encounter and refused to move on unless Baldwin succumbs to his extortion demands,” the suit alleges
 “We see Mr. Baldwin’s absurd lawsuit as a desperate tactic designed to silence Mr
 Cieszkowski,” Cieszkowski’s lawyer wrote in an email. “Mr. Cieszkowski won’t be deterred from holding Mr
 Baldwin accountable for his bullying. Mr. Cieszkowski looks forward to his day in court before a jury of ordinary people like him
” A representative for Baldwin declined to comment. The diverging accounts have now brought us to a full year of Baldwin parking litigation
 In January he pleaded guilty to a second-degree harassment violation and agreed to enter an anger-management program
 He’s joked about the incident on Saturday Night Live and denied the punching allegation on Ellen
 In March he went on Howard Stern’s show and said, “When you go to anger management, you realize you’re not that angry
” In April, Cieszkowski sued Baldwin for assault and slander. Even when Baldwin’s off, he’s on
 During a quiet moment for parking developments last month, he posted on Instagram about how he and his family paid for tickets for a boat tour of the Statue of Liberty before discovering that it required them to leave from across the river in New Jersey
 Whatever penchant Baldwin has for unleashing on noncelebrities—see his 2014 arrest for reportedly telling two cops to “go fuck themselves”; the 2011 cell phone gaming session that got him kicked off an airplane; or his alleged use of a gay slur in a 2013 paparazzi run-in—is nearly matched by his flair for finding his way into the tabloids
 Just as we were on the verge of forgetting about this particular Baldwin story, and just as Sarah Jessica Parker’s more innocuous tony Manhattan neighborhood pumpkin heist threatened to overtake it, here it is again
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