(funky music)
- [Ruby] This is a song about me.
The hottest hot glue gun to ever exist.
Let's go.
(funky music)
♪ White cord runs from the wall to me ♪
♪ Surging with electricity ♪
♪ Heating my glue until you see it ♪
♪ Melting down to the floor ♪
♪ I'm your top choice of all the glue ♪
♪ Super glue is yesterday's news ♪
♪ Gorilla Glue I can't excuse ♪
♪ Glue sticks, what are you, a baby? ♪
♪ They're all cold glues ♪
♪ Always safe to hold glues ♪
♪ Cooped up in a tube glue ♪
♪ Might as well be tape glue ♪
♪ I'm a hot glue ♪
♪ Strings like spider webs glue ♪
♪ Make your parents scared glue ♪
♪ Slightly burn your hands glue ♪
♪ I'm your hot glue ♪
♪ Done ♪
(electronic music)
♪ I like it when I help you make ♪
♪ Masterpieces I can create ♪
♪ Artwork, tech, toys, crafts to display ♪
♪ Decor for every holiday ♪
♪ I know what you are going to say ♪
♪ Making is in my DNA ♪
♪ Whether it's for work or for play ♪
♪ You know you need me baby ♪
♪ They're all cold glues ♪
♪ Always safe to hold glues ♪
♪ Cooped up in a tube glue ♪
♪ Might as well be tape glue ♪
♪ I'm a hot glue ♪
♪ Strings like spider webs glue ♪
♪ Make your parents scared glue ♪
♪ Slightly burn your hands glue ♪
♪ I'm your hot glue ♪
♪ Done ♪
(electronic music)
♪ Glue ♪
(electronic music)
♪ Won't you adopt me? ♪
(electronic music)
♪ True ♪
(electronic music)
♪ That's right ♪
(electronic music)
(siren)
(slow beat)
Whoa, this is like the
hottest beat of 2019.
Maybe one of the hottest
beats of the decade.
It's almost as hot as my glue.
♪ My glue's so hot it will
melt your whole snowman ♪
♪ My glue's so hot it
will give you a sun tan ♪
♪ My glue's so hot I
should really be modest ♪
♪ But it's hard to stay humble ♪
♪ When your glue is the hottest ♪
♪ My glue's so hot for all
the ladies and fellas ♪
♪ My glue's so hot I hear
volanoes get jealous ♪
♪ My glue's so hot so turn your AC on ♪
♪ Don't be surprised the hottest glue ♪
♪ Has the hottest song ♪
(slow beat)
♪ Hot glue ♪
(slow beat)
(record scratching)
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Boom ♪
(slow beat)
♪ I just did that ♪
(popping)
(bell chiming)
