- What's up, my Roachers
it's the moment you've
all been waiting for,
another episode of Roach Plays.
This time with Chapter
2 Season 3 of Fornite.
It's time to get wet and wild!
Cowabunga!
Steamy Stacks is looking kind of blue,
because, er, surrounded by water now.
(chuckles)
(drum and cymbal play)
(crowd boos)
First one to touch the ground,
last one's a rotten roach!
Not a bad haul for my first
chest of the new season.
Oop, I think I just saw my first opponent.
Oh, it's on!
(gun fires)
Oh, probably should have
drank that Slurp Potion.
- Roached
- First roaching of the season,
you just got roached!
What? What's that surf-tastic
music that's playing?
- That's just your Punch Card sweetie,
it's good for you.
- I'm gonna need some cover
to undo all this damage.
Ooh, a new kind of weapon!
Neat-o.
Now to chug my slug.
Aah, deliciously refreshing.
I know there's more
Roaching victims out there.
Aah! Nevermind, this is a terrible idea!
Gotta make my sneaky escape.
Now let's just gently float
away from the danger stacks
and find shelter.
Hope I'm safe here.
Oh, cute! I hear music.
That's comforting, this
island sure is trashy though.
(gasps) it's a singing bass!
Sing me a song!
No? Then you're useless to me!
(grunting)
Yay, more Shield Potions!
I'm gonna need those.
Still no Medkits though.
Grandpappy always says,
"Make sure you got your guns in order!".
- I don't ever say that, boy!
Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere,
and I'm still at 20 health.
Oh by roach, it's our lucky day!
A Purple Burst! Come to Papa Roach!
What's that?
A whirpool?
It's my lucky day again.
Roach-tastic! Now this
is traveling in style!
Man, I wish we had these little whirlies
back in the old map.
I see some builds over by that tower.
Hopefully no one too skilled,
Roach needs easy targets.
Hallelujah! It's a Medkit!
I'm so happy to see you!
No one sees me, no one sees me.
Canoe Lake, I remember.
(sad piano music)
Seems pretty quiet this time around.
Huh, what are those
little exclamation marks?
Whoa, are they fighting someone?
Is this the new Henchmen?
(gun fires)
Well, whoever it is, they seem
to have things under control.
(gun fires)
Oh, hey, I hear one of them!
Eek, and they almost hit me!
Another close call!
Downed one.
Deadeye Marauder, he must be new,
but I can give him a proper Roach welcome!
- Yar, you better not
be messin' with me crew!
- Stay still, would ya!
(sighs)
All right, I'll come to you.
It's a snipe-off! Who's
the better marksman?
(smooth jazz music)
Hey, I thought this was a snipe-off!
What the heck are you using an AR for?
(guitar twangs)
(guns fire)
- [Announcer Voice] Roached!
- Huh, looks like I didn't have to worry
about building after all.
You just got Roached!
Look at all this loot this
river collected for me!
Thank you, nature!
And with nature's bounty,
I'm feeling pretty good about my chances.
I've got weapons, Chug Splash,
wait, Chug Splash?
Uh oh, nobody tell Tanner!
Still not in the circle yet,
but I swear someone just
tried to take a shot at me!
There you are!
(whoops)
How do you like me now, Captain Accuracy!
- [Announcer Voice] Roached!
- You're all right, matey,
don't push your luck.
Only four people left.
(squeals)
Enemy spotted!
That's right, don't see me.
Oh wow, the shotgun has
absolutely no range.
Aw, and I scared them away!
Argh, dang it!
It's okay, I have other
targets I can aim at.
Last one to the loot crate
is a roach without legs.
Peekaboo!
Crap baskets!
- [Announcer Voice] Roached!
- Huh, there it is, get
Roached my good sir!
Okay, loot crate time.
Right after I completely fortify myself.
Only one enemy left, better fort up.
All this scrap metal will
be perfect for my disguise.
(smooth jazz music)
I can see him hiding up
there in his little box,
my box is way better.
Chug up, my dudes.
(crickets chirp)
The waiting game, the
Roach's least favorite.
Hmm.
Oh, there he is.
Hmm, I've kind of backed
myself into a corner here.
(gun shooting)
That's right, shoot at my new builds,
(laughs maniacally)
Fool!
♪ Mama, just Roached a man ♪
♪ Put a tag against his head ♪
♪ Pulled my trigger now he's dead ♪
He's building out, Roach him from below!
(grunts)
Those builds are going too fast for me!
Gotta reload!
(gun fires)
Your glider can't save you now!
♪ Roaches building a tower to go Roach ♪
Nevermind, he's fighting back!
Make myself a little peeking hole here.
And I'll put my escape
route right back here.
(gun fires)
Stay back I tell you!
(gun fires)
Ow! Ow, ow!
Oh, no! Gotta splash up again!
Let's do a little rearranging.
Okay, I'm down to the
bottom of my build now.
Storm's closing in,
mats don't fail me now!
Give me some cover so
I can shoot up safely!
(gun loads)
Roach from below, part two!
(guns fire)
Ow, oh no!
Remember, always drink your
shield if you've got it!
- That's a Roach guarantee!
- A-ha, a campfire!
I'll just heal up here
and I'll be hunky-dory.
(gun loads)
(flames crackling)
(gun fires)
You'll never take me alive!
I've got brick!
(grunts)
Mistakes were made!
Oh man, I had a fool-proof
plan and everything!
Dang it! I guess I got Roached this time.
But, now that I've tasted blood,
I
want
more!
Oh well, looks like I'll
just have to keep practicing
my breast stroke and learn
how to breathe underwater.
What new part of the map
is your favorite, Roaches?
Let me know in the comment section below.
And I'll see you guys in the next episode
of Roach Plays!
Goodbye!
(electronic outro music)
