
English: 
I should clearly resell but I'm not going to that's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified
Please tell a story about stories
Stories were invented in 1864 by mr. Staunton
He would use his stories to rob banks at the end
That wasn't yesterday
The fucking magic pixel dude, I
Just know the comments are gonna be there like ubers the angle massive. It's a fucking pixel shot
I swear it to you. It has nothing do with the angle. There's just one pixel there that hooks you oh

Romanian: 
Ar trebuii sa resetez, dar n-am de gand sa o fac
Hiiih
Asta-i cel de-al treilea monoclu din aceasta saptamana, trebuie pur si simplu sa nu mai fiu asa ingrozit
 
Te rog, spune o poveste despre povesti
Povestile au fost inventate in 1864
de catre domnul Storrington.
El și-ar folosi poveștile pentru...
a jefui bănci. Sfarsit!
Aia nu s-a intamplat ieri.
 
Acel pixel fucking magic frate!
Stiu ca, comentariile vor fi ceva de genul:
Ah! Dar este unghiul Matt!
E doar un fucking pixel chat!
Va jur. Nu are nicio legatura cu unghiul
E doar un pixel care te agata.

English: 
Come on dude looks two fucking people there did God
rip all the time in the universe
times when our guys
Times up over bloah step back to reality after that dad at the back of that bad
But they're dead a bit Danny. I don't even know a fucking song and I'm singing right now. Okay?
Mmm just
I
Quit now I
Quit, please
please
please
This one is really bad I go pause prologue. How can it be bad and all we're back doing this again? Are we? Oh,
God damn it. I hate this game never again. Never fucking again you

Romanian: 
O haide frate! Sunt 2 oameni acolo frate..Doamne...la naiba!
S-a dus si tot timpul din univers
Timpul a expirat, fratilor!
Timpul s-a dus peste bloah, 
paseste înapoi la realitate...
(Fredonari)
(Fredonari) Nici macar nu stiu
un cantec, iar eu acum cant de unul singur, ok?
M, m, m, n...Nu. (RNG)
Doar..(Buf! RNG din nou)
Pot sa ma dau batut acum?
Pot sa ma daut batut...? Va rog?
Va rog?
Va rog? Acest speedrun e nasol.
Ma duc sa pun pauza la Prolog. Cat de rau poate fi?
iar eu voi...Ah! Facem asta din nou, asa-i?
Ah! La dracu!
URASC JOCUL ASTA!
Niciodata din nou...NICIODATA DIN NOU!
Mincinosule!

English: 
And it's been an hour and five minutes dude wasting people's time man, I can't even get past the first fuckin split
You're here to waste time
Wow, are you saying watching my stream isn't a practical use of time had a talk to your teachers man?
I'm sure watching. My stream is extra credit you
Had a good feeling about this run
Well be prepared for that good feeling to die like all of my runs
Yay, we got it. Okay. This is a good run guys. Nothing will go wrong
Yay, we didn't get a terrible time. Oh my god, not a terrible time. Those are high fives all around trap high five
Woodshop
Know
Of all the spawns in existence KD spawned

Romanian: 
Si a trecut 1 oră si 5 minute frate. Pierdem
timpul altora omule. Nici macar nu pot sa trec de primul split.
(Din Chat) "Esti aici ca sa pierzi vremea?"
Wow! Vrei sa spui, sa te uiti la stream-urile mele nu este folosit pentru timp practic?
Cum indraznesti?!
O sa vorbesc cu profesorii tai omule, sunt sigur ca daca te uiti la stream-urile mele e credit extra. (Rasete)
Ai o presimtire buna despre acest speedrun?
Pai...pregateste-te pentru acea presimtire buna sa se duca (sa moara).
Eu anulez speedrun-urile.
Yaaaay! Am reusit! Ok...
Acest speedrun e bun fratilor! Nimic gresit nu o sa se intample.
Yaaay! Nu am atins un timp nasol
O doamne! Nu e un timp nasol!
Huzaaaah! Bateti palma peste tot chat! Bateti palma! Va rog.
 
Nuuu!
Dintre toate spawn-urile existente...

English: 
1.5 hours, and we're still on Reaper. I
Mean when you say it like that, of course, it sounds bad. How about like
1.5 hours, we're still on repo that still sounds terrible. I
Almost missed him. I almost missed him. Oh my god, dude, God. That would've been scary
Oh
I
Should clearly reset but I'm not going to

Romanian: 
Ok, s-a despawnat.
O ora si 50 de minute si noi tot pe Repo (Repossesion Mission) suntem?
Adica, cand o spui asa, bineinteles ca suna rau.
Cum ar fi...."O ora si 50 de minute! Suntem tot la repo!"
Suntem tot la repo!" Nah,
tot suna rau. (Matt rade)
Aproape ca l-am ratat. Aproape
ca l-am ratat. Oh Doamne, omule!
Doamne, aia putea sa fie inspaimantator...
Oooooooooh! (RNG, din nou!)
Oaaaaaah!
(Cineva doneaza) "Oooh yeaaah!"
Ar trebuii neaparat sa resetez, dar nu o sa o fac.

English: 
That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified
Impossible
You have no idea how that hard that is to do I couldn't do that intentionally
Love your strings
Thanks doc
It's always nice finding people who love
Resets and failure. I
Must really love prologue all manner. Yes. It's fucking amazing, dude
If it was legal to marry a level in a video game me and prologue, you know
But it will never be too much prejudice these days
Now this run will get someone it will I promise at 24

Romanian: 
 
Asta-i cel de-al treilea monoclu din aceasta saptamana,
trebuie pur si simplu sa nu mai fiu asa ingrozit.
 
Franklin: "Pentru ca puteam sa jur ca.." (Matt activeaza puterea speciala a lui Franklin)
Nn-IMPOSIBIL !
Tonya: "Tanisha zicea ca nu poti sa o tii inauntru.." Matt: Nu aveti
nici o idee cat de greu e sa faci asta!
Nu am putut sa o fac intentionat!
Tonya: "O sa te vad pe bloc,
tot de ce-ai...." (RESET RUN)
 
Niooonii! Donator: Iubesc stream-urile tale.
Mersi Dark :) . E intotdeauna misto
sa intalnesti oameni calora le place...
Resetarile si esuarile.
Chiar trebuie să iubesc prologul.
Oh da omule. E foarte tare frate.
Daca era legal sa te casatoresti cu un nivel
dintr-un joc video.
Eu si prologul. Stii....Dar nu vor fi niciodată, prea multe prejudecăți
In aceste zile.
Acest speedrun va ajunge undeva. O sa ajunga. Promit.
24?

Romanian: 
De ce joc asa nasol astazi?
Asta e Nasol...
Am reaplicat polițiștii. Du-te Dracu! Din nou!
Sfinte sisoe!
Doar...doar lasa-ma sa ma joc ca lumea jocul!
Ohh, DOAMNE !
Aceste speedrun-uri recente au fost naspa? Adevarat.
 
 
Da, nu te intrerupe!
Cred ca secretul acestei
intreruperi este,
cand franezi si dai cu spatele.
Inca fac partea asta cu pumnul la inceput.
E un frame cand poti sa dai cu pumnul.
Care te lasa sa te deplasezi mai repede, mai devreme.
Uhmm. Se pare ca
nu voi avea o masina.
E mult timp pierdut.
Lamar : "Exact!"
 

English: 
Why am I sucking so much today
That sucks I
Reapplied the cops go fuck yourself again. Holy shit. I
Just just let me play the game. Oh god
These runs have been freshly true
Yes, got the intro I think the secret to the interrupt is breaking and actually reversing
Still have keeping into this punch thing at the beginning
There's a frame where you can potentially get a punch. It lets you get ahead a little bit earlier
Doesn't look like it I like I'm getting a car it's a lot of time lost later you never

Romanian: 
Nu s-a intrerupt. Ok. Acest speedrun e mort
O sa fac saritura aia de la Complications.
Uite, Chop. Fii de treaba omule.
Jocul deja m-a batut. Deja am pierdut.
Doar te rog, fii de treaba.
La naiba.
L-am impins bine acolo.
Am pierdut viata. Unde am pierdut viata?
Cand m-am ranit? Ca eu nu vreau sa ma ranesc.
 
 
Frankling : "Eh, daca nu il antrenezi pe Chop, o sa fie o cauza pierduta ca tine omule."
D : "Mergem inapoi la adapostul tau?"
"Am fost acolo cand aveam scutece!" Cand m-am ranit?
 
Deci, acea masina era pusa prost.
O sa pierd si mai mult timp aici. Frumos!

English: 
Know interrupt this one's dead a
girl for complications jump
Look trop be kind man. The game has already beaten me. I've already lost just be kind
God dang it
As a really good coach I only have I've lost hey cheffy where I lose my HP
He weird Elaine can take damage because I want to not take damage
Take damage, I don't
So that car was in a terrible spot, he lose even more time here nice

English: 
I couldn't get it with trucks in the way. There was no way to go
Because the truck was in the way there was no angle that I could get around that an tog on myself at the house
It's just bad rng
Ah
This dun dun thing again
Nothing I could do
Save it save it say I can't save it. So the two cars over there blocking the road
You may have seen it in a recent how this here and ended
If you get sub one this run, I'll give you five bits. I appreciate the confidence Demetrius because if you weren't confident that I would
That I was going to succeed you would just be like I'll give you ten billion bits
And a late spawn plays spawn, oh my god, what the fuck was this spawn dude?

Romanian: 
Nu pot sa o fac. Camionul era in calea mea.
Nu puteam merge nicaieri.
Pentru ca, camionul era in calea mea,
nu era un unghi imprejur pe unde puteam merge si sa aterizez pe casa.
E doar RNG prost (Ghinion)
Michael : "Doar condu, unde te duci."
Franklin "Oh, haide omule!"
Ah. Iar chestia asta naspa.
Nu puteam sa fac nimic
Salveaza-te, salveaza-te. Nu pot sa o salvez. Deci acele doua masini
blocau strada. Poate ca ati mai vazut-o.
Intr-un video recent de tipul HTSE (How the Speedrun Ended)
"Daca termini acest speedrun sub o ora, O sa
iti dau 5 bits-uri." Apreciez confidența ta  Demetrius. Pentru ca daca
nu erai confident, ca eu puteam
sa trec, ai fi ceva de genul :
"O sa iti dau un miliard de bits-uri."
S-a spawnat tarziu
Te rog, spawneaza-te. Oh doamne, ce dracu a fost spawn-ul asta,
omule?

English: 
The fuck was that spawn I finally had a perfect start and the games just like
Other women to spawn the enemies Oh Oh Barry Frank George get in there. I'm sorry. Just not off there. What the fuck that
Truck is in a very bad spot for me. So this car is
There lost the cops there. Oh and it reapplied the fucking cops
I'm gonna continue anyway with my times bad. You can't lose 9 seconds between the first two splits and really continue
We'll see if I get like a frame perfect repossession
Have you any idea of your roommates of wash restraints, I doubt it who would watch me fail speed runs all day
What if each characters colors represent an energy source and that's why they have special powers

Romanian: 
Ce dracu a fost spawn-ul ala? Aveam in sfarsit un inceput bun,
iar jocul e ceva de genul:
"Vreau sa spawnez inamicii, oh, oh. Barry,
Frank, George! Intrati inauntru. Ok, ok!" Imi pare rau,
dar nu acolo. Ce dracu?
Acel camion e intr-un spawn prost pentru mine, ca si aceasta masina de altfel. (RNG, din nou!)
Macar am pierdut politia. Oh nu, si  a reaplicat politistii dracu!
Tot o sa continui oricum, desi timpul meu e prost.
Nu, nu poti pierde 9 secunde
intre cele doua split-uri si inca sa continui.
O sa vad daca in acest Reposession totul o sa fie frame perfect.
Franklin : "Niciodata nu te-am vazut sa iti pese de frezele altora, tarfo."
"Dar de data asta..." (RESET)
"Ai idee daca camerele colegilor tai detin spalatorii?" Matt: "Ma indoiesc de asta."
Cine s-ar uita la mine, o persoana care da fail la speedrun-uri toata ziua?
(Rasete)
Cum ar fi daca fiecare culoare ale caracterelor, reprezinta o sursa de
energie? Si de-asta ei au aceste puteri speciale.

Romanian: 
Mdeci ce-i asta acum, Avatar? Trevor ia puterea de la ...
...foc?
Uhhh. Foc si Pamant, poate?
Franklin o ia de la...natura.
Iarba si tot felul. Iar Michael o ia de la apa?
Si totul a fost bine. Pana ce Natiunea Focului
a atacat. Pentru ca Trevor e de partea lor, din  nou. Chestie.
Ok. Nu o sa o fac.
O multime de momente care au fost pe aproape esuate.
Ughh, foarte multe momente aproape esuate.
Da-mi o masina. Da-mi o masina.

English: 
so what this is avatar Trevor gets his power from
Fire
Fire and earth maybe Franklin gets it from nature grass and shit and Michael gets it from water
And all was well until the Fire Nation attacked his trevor is by again thing
Okay, I'm not gonna do it
A lot of close calls there
Oh so many close calls nikka, give me car

Romanian: 
Oh, acest lucru este prost.
Oaaaaah! Nu imi da politie, joc tampit!
Aveam un inceput bun! DE CE?
NU AM FACUT NIMIC! (RESET)
Cate speedrun-uri ai facut in astea
30 de minute, deocamdata?
Gardian "Ti-am vazut fata. O sa te tin minte!"
Michael: "Uiti 1000 de lucruri in fiecare zi" Matt: "Zero." Michael: "Ce zici să te asiguri că acesta nu este unul dintre ele?"
Acesta este simulatorul Prologului?
Al naibii de drept, fratioare. Este cel mai bun simulator al prologului
care exista vreodata. Daca Gta 6 vrea sa te faca
sa alegi cameo-ul, in Gta 6.
Oh, daca Rockstar voia să vii pe Gta 6, ce ai vrea?
Uh, as vrea rolul principal. Sa fiu un personaj plin de suflet.
Si sa mi se dea un miliard (Kajillion, termen inventat de Matt) de papusi.
De ce doar un miliard? Pentru ca mai mult ar fi prea greu de carat.
Du-te x6
Du-te. E aceeasi masina pe care am avut-o si data trecuta.
Aceeasi masina din cauza careia am luat politie data trecuta.

English: 
This is if he oh
Don't give me the cops just stupid game. I had a good start why I didn't do anything
How many runs have gotten past 30 minutes so far today
Is this the prologue simulator you damn straight motherfucker
The greatest prologue simulator has ever been if you t6 wants to choose the cameo in GTA 6
with Rockstar wanted you to coming on GTA 6 1200 dream on I would want the main role be a soul lead character and
to be given a kajillion dolls
Why only a kajillion because anything more will be too heavy to carry
Good good, good. Good. Good go it's the same car. I had last time the same car that I got cops on last time

Romanian: 
Pai, asta e naspa. Trebuie sa o pozitionez rapid acum.
SI TOT IMI DA POLITIE! DE CEEEEE?
Nu era niciun motiv!
Se pare ca jocul m-a jefuit din nou. Dintre toate
speedrun-urile pe care le-am avut, cu RNG, iar eu cred ca nu mai pot sa...
....continui.
Chiar daca jocul mi-a jefuit speedrun-urile mele bune.
Dar va rog, nu ma jefuiti, daca apasati pe butonul de like.
Va multumesc pentru ajutor. Va multumesc. Heh.

English: 
Well, it's gonna suck have to set this up really quickly now and
It's to gives me a fucking cops, why is it the car?
There was no reason
The game has once more robs me of all the good runs. I had with our NJ and I just don't think I can
Continue
The game may robbed me of my good runs, but please don't rob me of you pressing that like button
Thank you for your support. Thank you
