One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit
She might be stumpy, that don't mean she a
hobbit
She's not a hobbit, cause she couldn't be!
She got no Bagginses in her family tree
Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf
fwiends
But she never went on no quest with her dwarf
fwiends
Except for one time she went to kill that
dragon
She took it's gold and she...
Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bitch, remember when you went off to kill
that dragon with them dwarves?
... Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Rightrightrightright, yep.
Yep, I got it.
Yep, love you too
It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit
That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob
it
Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her
cellulite
While she drinking her grog and singin' those
merry songs... at night...
My girl ain't no hobbit
Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no
hobbit
