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warned you
*disapproval of the situation*
*actual start of the video* *after 3 minutes of bullshit*
answer the fucking phone already...
there we are
bad idea sport *shameless JackSepticEye plug*
There we go.
Basically it's a Deep Web game,
and-
oh boy, what do we have already?
*some messed up shit*
*totally taken aback*
*not at all sarcastic*
can I get the Colt .45 pls? (b0ss?)
I can get an AK!
This is like CS:GO!
*sees SNS revolver*
*said no one ever*
I didn't look! (for a code to part of the endgame website)
*nice explanation* (thing being end of the game)
Nothing.
*scratches neckbeard furiously* *has no neckbeard*
*preparing himself for a site called "Grandma's fantasy"*
*genuinely relieved*
Hidden Questions, let's see what that is...
and there's also things for...
Okay... Nothing.
The Loogaroo? *short silence* What are you?
*reads website banner*
Oh god, there's already sounds. We are the sons and daughters of the Loogaroo, our beloved mother.
Long ago, our great mother made a pact with the merciful Lucifer. *quits reading*
*gasps*
Oh god it's a- it's a... *forgets how to speak*
It's a satan site! I see.
How do I-
How do I get over to the thing (lightswitch)?
Get me over to the thing, damn you!
*is struggling to figure out how to turn his head*
*figures out that certain buttons turn the head*
*tries to figure out how the hell to look backwards*
*finds it*
*most awkward silence in history*
*trying to find the right angle to turn off the light*
*there we go*
*realizes he may need a mouse*
*frantic, enraged clicking*
Shit, I need a mouse.
*reads website*
*still reading* *think he said pussy somewhere in there*
So..
*revelation*
It's not a- its not a- oh my goodness!
It's not a- okay!
So the Loogaroo, it's like, it's almost like a vampire type-thing!
It's like a- *forgets a second*
I shouldn't say it's like a Bloody Mary-type thing,
BUT, it's like the Elizabeth Bathory type thing.
*prepare for history lesson*
*shitty history lesson engaged*
ZeroDay, let's see what that is.
*fake surprise*
boi
*clicking's annoying, isn't it?*
Yoo, that legit scared the shit out of me.
*literal silence as far as I can get it to be*
*sound of footstep*
I don't like it!
It's really hard doing this with just a touchpad, though, my dudes.
*frantic clicking*
Pause.
I'm gonna go get a mouse.
*starts hearing shit*
*world starts to collapse*
you thought wrong kiddo.
*so begins the era of bad choices*
*already creeped out*
*true story*
Ohh, we found a... a cannibal site!
That is fun!
*forgets how to engrish*
Do not do any of this stuff, by the way.
That's something I cannot stress enough.
This is some legit stuff that you can get in deep fucking trouble for.
So don't DO any of this shit.
Just like Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGamers says...
That's another dude you should go subscribe to 'cause he's awesome.
DON'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT.
