* p l a t y p u s  n o i s e *
Well I'll be honest I don't really understand but I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
W H A T
Records on my fingers, I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Don't stop!
I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me
What?
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up, it was a stange set of circumstances
Strange set of circumstances
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Don't stop! Don't stop!
Well I would if I was able, there's a platypus controlling me
He's underneath the table
There's a platypus controlling him, what?
Oh, I get it
"Platypus" is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down
The corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda
ⓈⓄⒸⒾⒺⓉⓎ ⒾⓈ Ⓐ ⓅⓁⒶⓉⓎⓅⓊⓈ
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus, it's all just propaganda
Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us! (just me)
We all got a platypus controlling us! (I'd stop if I was able)
We all got a platypus controlling us!
I'm not speaking metaphorically, the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Wait! Oh wait no, he's gone!
Hey! (a man has fallen into the river in LEGO city)
There's no platypus controlling me
Your dad's kinda cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yOu'Re mY pUnK rOcK bOyFrIeNd, yOu'Re nOt sUpPoSed tO tHiNk mY dAd iS cOoL
It only matters that I think he's cool :)
She thinks I'm cool!
*cheering*
