We don't smoke marijuana In Muskogee
and We don't take our trips on LSD
and We don't burn our draft cards
Down on Main Street
cause We like livin' right and Bein' free
We don't make a party Out of lovin'
but We like holdin' hands And pitch in, woo
We don't let our hair grow long
and shaggy Like the hippies
Out in San Francisco do
and I'm proud to be an Okie From Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory
Down at the courthouse
white lightnin's
Still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still
In style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing On campus
And the kids here
Still respect the college dean
And I'm proud to be an Okie
From Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
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