(groans in frustration)
- I'm so bored!
- Seriously, when is
season three gonna start?
- Hey, there's an enemy right there!
Killing them could be fun!
(laser sword humming)
- I'm going inside.
- Come on, season three
has to be starting soon.
Then we'll have fun again.
- Hey, maybe a mysterious
countdown will appear in the sky!
No, no, that's stupid.
- I'd rather go back and
play the old season three
than just wait around like a jackass.
- That's it!
- What's it?
- Maybe we have to go back and kill
the old season three for the
new season three to begin!
- That makes zero sense.
- Well, there's nothing else to do.
(adventurous music)
There's something magical about this bus.
Now I'm thinking that if we paint it blue,
it will take us back in time.
- That is the stupidest--
- It's working!
- (beep) damn it.
(adventurous music)
- Wow, look at this map!
No snow, no sand!
- Oh boy, a bunch of grassy
hills to run around on.
How fun.
What the hell is this?
- It's Moisty Mire.
- Strange.
I've never been here before.
- Oh my God, are you serious?
The Squad dropped that
Moisty in season one!
What a stupid video, cringe!
- Hey, there's some season three sweats.
- Let's kill 'em so the
new season three can start!
- See you in hell, threebies!
- Prepare to be killed by
defaults from the future!
(footsteps tapping)
(grunting questioningly)
- What?
It's a jacket.
- Well, not a normal jacket.
A super cool, chapter two upgrade.
- Uh, sure, whatever you say.
- Hey, if these guys are
really from the future,
maybe it makes sense to keep them around.
They can help us avoid danger.
- Hmm, good thinking.
We'd like to form an
alliance with you defaults.
- An alliance, you say?
Well, in theory, sounds great,
but, you know, the world ends soon.
- It does?
- I still get to make a sequel, right?
- We're not lying.
Soon, a monster is gonna come
and kill everybody on the map.
(paper rustling)
- [Masked Man] Oh, Jesus!
- Well, what can we do?
- There is one spot where
I think you might be safe.
(footsteps tapping)
All right, you'll be safe in here.
Remember, no matter what,
do not leave these barns.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much, kind defaults.
But, what about yourselves?
- Well, I guess we'll just
have to put on a brave face
and try to slay the evil monster.
- Oh my God.
(footsteps tapping)
Okay, you've had your fun,
but in reality, that was kind
of a (beep) move, Tanner.
- Oh, relax.
That one guy was an astronaut,
he can kill a meteor.
(birds chirping)
(meteor exploding)
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(action music)
Wow, can you believe we got a helicopter?
- That means, statistically,
there's a chance
we could actually maybe win, possibly!
(guns firing)
- Oh God!
(alarm blaring)
We're going down!
(helicopter exploding)
(footsteps landing)
- Hey, I didn't know there
was a boardwalk here.
- Yeah, remember?
That's the ice cream shop that had Tanner
in the porta-potty for over and hour.
- I was trying to infiltrate the agency!
- It was season one, but nice try.
- Uh-oh, we've got company.
- [Anya] Those guys look intense.
- Well, nothing we can't handle
as long as we put together a tactical plan
with precision timing and--
- Move, shoobies!
'Sup, surf brahs?
- Where did he get that outfit?
- Just went argo on some pearlies,
but the misto threw some
mad chop on my backside.
- I'm gonna smoke this narc.
- Hold on.
Doesn't the ocean teach
us to live in peace?
- I don't know, that seems kind of stupid.
(cellphone ringing)
- [Tanner] Roach, what
the hell are you doing?
And why do you have a flip-phone?
It's 2020!
- These guys are good, I'm infiltrating.
Check your pocket, I left you a map.
Get to the pink flamingo.
- All right, this dude's getting it.
Let's blow his head off and
then go loot the skate park.
- Skate park?
Hey, how 'bout we have a skate-off?
If I beat you, I get to live.
- Okay, the pink flamingo
should be just about here.
- Ew!
Roach wants us to hide out in
this smelly, run-down trailer?
- Hey, why not?
Lay low, see what's on the
old-ass TV, no responsibility.
(rock music)
- All right, dude, you first.
Drop in and show us what you got.
- All right.
Prepare to be impressed!
- This should be fun.
(reggae music)
(can opening)
- Ah, yeah.
This is the life.
- Damn it, Tanner!
Would you look for loot or something?
You're kind of just being a bum.
And where did you get that boom box?
- We're supposed to lay low, okay?
You know that surfer gang is dangerous.
What if I get shot while
getting mats or something?
(sighs in frustration)
(rock music)
- Any day now, bro.
(adventurous music)
- Come on, Roach.
You can do this!
(screams in agony)
- Uh-oh, Roach needs our help.
Get in, let's drive!
(door slamming)
Never mind, these things don't drive.
- Oh God!
I hope knee pads protect
against shot guns!
(Storm humming)
- Oh no, the storm!
- Damn it, I should have known!
The Storm never closes
on this garbage location!
(footsteps tapping)
Wait a minute.
I think I hear a chest in that trailer.
- What?
No, there's no time!
(groans in frustration)
(footsteps tapping)
- What the heck?
It's just a boom box playing
a chest sound effect!
(door slamming)
(footsteps tapping)
- Boy, I'm so glad we got this boat.
Makes getting around much easier.
- We're nautical, baby!
(boat crashing)
- Well, no avoiding that.
- [Anya] Hey, I don't remember
this lumber truck being here.
- Somebody's cutting down all the trees!
- Who would do such a thing?
(wood clattering)
- Let's search the perimeter.
- What about the boat?
- Oh, come on, who needs a boat?
Privilege, much?
(footsteps tapping)
- I don't remember the
water being this high up.
- Hmm, I remember it
being right up to my nips.
Let me check.
(water splashing)
Yep, high tide.
- That's more than high tide.
Something's not right, here.
- Uh-oh, look up there!
- [Anya] What the heck, is that a shark?
- I told you there was
no coked-out beaver.
- There could still be a coked-out beaver.
(wood thudding)
- Hey, fin-face.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Don't mind me, just
building a large wooden ship
to protect me when the flood comes.
- Flood?
- Well that would explain the
water in the river rising.
- [Anya] And why he's
hoarding all of that wood.
- Yes.
If you look right behind me,
you will see my magnificent wooden yacht.
- Uh, that yacht looks like garbage.
- It won't matter what it looks like
when I'm the last one alive on the island.
(laughs)
you see, I'm gonna blow up the dam,
and the island will
flood, killing everybody,
and making me the winner
of the battle royale!
- Joke's on you, idiot!
We can swim.
- Yes, but can you out-swim sharks
with freaking laser beams?
(dramatic music)
And once I light this dynamite,
this dam is as good as gone.
- Dynamite was vaulted, you can't use it.
- Well then how can I be holding it?
Oh.
Well, okay.
A grenade will do, then.
Say goodbye to the dam!
(grenade exploding)
Think fast!
- Oh God!
I'm out of here!
(launch pad thudding)
(grenade exploding)
Don't fail me now, glider!
Oh no!
My unmarked bills!
- All right.
I can rebuild a fort.
Caroline, you go rez Roach.
Anya, can you snipe this guy?
- [Anya] He's getting
in his ugly-ass boat.
- Man, if only we had a boat of our own.
- Roach, are you okay?
(groans)
- Yeah.
Luckily, my spine was able
to wrap around this tree.
- Heads up, guys, shark incoming!
- I got this!
(water splashing)
(grunting and punching)
- Are you sure you should be doing that?
- Sure!
I grew up wresting sharks on the farm!
- A shark farm?
(shot gun firing)
- It's gonna take me forever
to destroy this boat.
- You know, I probably
should have attached
a sail or a motor.
- Say goodbye to your boat, chomp chump!
(laser firing)
(boat exploding)
(water splashing)
- Help me!
I can't swim!
- Well, another successful
day on the island.
Can you believe this guy thought
a giant ark would save him?
Just like in the Bible.
- Um, all of those other
deadly laser sharks
are gonna kill everybody.
- Just like in the Bible.
Man, I don't know why we don't just
hang out and enjoy the map more often.
Always running around, getting
loot and killing people.
Nice to just relax for once.
- Right?
And this house is perfect!
So far away from it all.
I mean, it would take
forever to have to get to
the center of the island.
- Good thing there's nothing forcibly
rushing us towards the center.
- I think we've all deserved a nice nap.
(Storm humming)
Oh (beep), the Storm!
- Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic!
(yells)
We need wood!
(wood clattering)
- Maybe the TV will tell us something!
Hello?
What's the news?
Does anyone know the weather channel?
- Come on, we gotta go!
(footsteps tapping)
Okay.
The good news is, the Storm is far away,
but that means it's moving quickly.
- This never would've happened if I just
kept my office job.
Good, good.
Everything is starting to stabilize, here.
What the--
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you...
Can you hear me?
(babbling)
(gun firing)
(footsteps tapping)
(sighs in relief)
- Okay.
That was close.
- We gotta stay on our feet.
The Storm's gonna move again soon.
- Um, guys, I don't want to alarm anyone,
but it looks like we're about to witness
a bloody battle between some teddy bears
and some garden gnomes.
- Whoa, I wonder how that happened.
- [Tanner] I'll tell you how it happened.
Generations of warfare.
A deep-rooted hatred of one another
that has grown bloodier
and bloodier by the decade.
- This land was built
on the backs of gnomes,
and our people have been marginalized!
Put to the back-end society!
It's time for a gnome revolution!
- [Tanner] A-G-A-B.
All gnomes are bad.
- That's it, light the cannon, Oliver!
- Roll out the tanks, Reginald!
- What?
That's not fair!
You get tanks and all I've got is this
old-ass cannon from the 1850s?
- Would you idiots cut it out?
We're gonna have to start moving again!
(Storm humming)
- Come on, let's get out of here!
(footsteps tapping)
- Okay, time for a breather.
(laughs derisively)
- You can relax if you'd like,
but I'm gonna take this
time to turn around
and mock the slow, stupid, Sto--
(ominous music)
- Roach, is everything oka--
Oh
my
God.
(Storm humming)
- Shoot at it!
(gun firing)
- What the heck?
We can just swim in the Storm like this?
- We're almost out of it, keep swimming!
♪ Just keep swimming, just keep swimming ♪
- Here we go!
We're gonna make it!
(electronic humming)
- Okay, can someone please explain to me
what it is we're doing here?
- It's the party royale!
- A party?
We're sure we were invited, right?
I just wouldn't want to--
- Hey, you're the man who
killed all my best friends!
- Well, this is awkward.
- This'll be great, okay?
It's a peaceful lobby.
We won't get knocked so quick,
which means nobody will make fun of us.
(plunger slapping)
- [Woman] You suck, defaults!
- Hey, look, a paint gun!
Hey, you.
Knock, knock.
- Oh, I love these!
Uh, who's there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
(paint gun firing)
(grunts)
- Damn it, Tanner!
- Orange you glad I didn't spray banana?
(laughs)
- Yes, I am glad!
That would've completely ruined my suit.
Good day to you, sir.
- Look at this, no shooting,
no building, it's great!
People are just dancing in the street!
- Yes, come dance with us!
- Um, no.
- Don't you want to leave
all your problems behind
and feel free?
(grunts)
(body thudding)
- This is cool and all,
but there's not really
that much to do.
It's just a bunch of
restaurants and some statues.
- Maybe if I focus.
Nope, nothing.
- You guys, it's supposed
to be mellow and fun,
a social event!
Plus, the food doesn't seem that bad.
I got a Durr Burger.
(burger crunching)
(spits)
What?
No grilled onions?
(burger slapping)
(growls angrily)
Uh, let's go check out the Quadcrashers.
(groans in disappointment)
- But I want to go to Buccaneer Bay!
- We have plenty of time to do all of that
before the Major Lazer
concert, now let's go.
(footsteps tapping)
- Hold on.
I'm gonna change skins real quick.
- Wait, you can just
change skins like that?
That's incredible!
- Yeah, I'm gonna have to
see this to believe it.
(door closing)
(door opening)
- Howdy, y'all.
- Hmm, just sounds like
Anya with a cowboy accent,
but whatever, let's go.
(footsteps tapping)
(whooping)
- This is great!
- Last one across the finish line
is a Polar Peak dragon egg!
(motor purring)
Oh, (beep)!
(grunts in pain)
(vehicle crashing)
- Way to go, Tanner, you killed someone.
- He looks like a pirate!
We must be close to Buccaneer Bay!
- Wait a second, that's not a pirate,
that's Major Lazer!
- [Tanner] The musician?
- Nice going.
He was supposed to have a concert tonight.
Now who's gonna perform for him?
- Don't worry, you guys.
We've overcome bigger
obstacles in the past.
I believe if we come together
and believe in ourselves,
we can perform Major Lazer's entire set!
- I appreciate the sentiment, Roach,
but do you really think we
have the skill and musicianship
to fill in for a talent like Major Lazer?
(crickets chirping)
(buttons tapping)
(electronic music)
(crowd cheering)
- [Roach] We want to take a quick second
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(upbeat music)
