- They know you're high!
We're high now!
Why are you lying?
- I have cotton mouth right now.
This isn't helping.
♪ (French accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) You might be wondering
we asked you to come in high today.
- Yes.
- I've been waiting for this day!
- (FBE) We are going to show you 
scenes from stoner movies
and present you 
with yummy munch food
from the movies, recreated
by a professional chef.
- Awesome.
- Dope.
- Yay!
- That sounds dope.
- That sounds great.
- (FBE) There is a catch, of course.
- Oh, my god.
You're [bleep] kidding me.
- (FBE) This is a try 
not to eat challenge.
- That's so rude.
- Do you realize how rude that is?
- (snorting)
- (FBE) So whoever can
get through these four dishes
and not eat anything wins,
but if you do try something,
there will be a punishment 
per food you eat at the end.
- A punishment, like, financially?
- (FBE laughing) No, no.
- Okay, then I already will lose.
- If I smell food, it makes me hungry,
even if I've already eaten
and it smells really good, 
I'm just like
I'll probably just have some.
- (FBE) Katie, what do you think?
- I've already forgotten the question.
- (FBE) How do you guys 
think you're gonna do?
- (uncontrollable giggling) Not good!
- I've never won one of these yet,
so I doubt I'm winning it today.
- It's harder now.
- Yeah, when I'm not sober.
- (Kumar) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's do this together.
- White Castle! Yes, 
Harold and Kumar.
- I haven't seen this 
all the way through
or if I did, I was high 
and I don't remember.
- That's accurate.
That's an accurate response.
- (chuckling)
- Those White Castle burgers are good.
Have you ever had
those White Castle burgers?
- (giggling) She's judging me.
- I grew up with these.
- I think I've had the freezer kind,
which was still--
- It's not the same.
- (Kumar sobbing)
- (laughing)
- Oh, that's a lot.
That's what it feels like!
- When you're eating?
- One cookie, two cookie-- 
oh, 16 cookie?
- You can down 
so many of them so fast.
- (Harold) Damn, that hit the spot.
- Mm-hmm.
Classic and relatable.
- I've seen this movie before.
I've always been curious.
I've never had it before.
- (FBE) So here is a classic,
and we went all out.
Here are some oh-so-good 
White Castle sliders,
crinkle fries, and, of course,
a Cherry Coke to wash it down.
- It is Cherry Coke?
- I'm so hungry 
and those fries look really good!
- That's gonna be hard.
- The Coke?
- Yeah, because I have cotton mouth.
- I have cotton mouth right now.
This isn't helping!
- [Bleep].
- I'm gonna take the punishment.
- I mean, the score's 
gonna be even, so...
- Good, I think I'm 
gonna eat everything.
- This is the best, yeah.
You guys really did 
go all out for this one.
(buzzer)
Mmmm.
- Thank you!
- Yeah, I'ma do it.
It's too much of a cultural thing
to have it in front of me
and then refuse it
for a challenge now.
(buzzer)
Uh-uh.
Mm-mm.
- (sighing)
I'm naturally competitive, 
but I'm also hungry and thirsty.
- This is beautiful.
Don't let me do this alone.
- [Bleep]!
- (tapping floor with feet)
(buzzer)
- I've never had that.
I knew what to expect.
It's pretty good.
- No, I'm not eating it.
- No, that's cool.
- I'm having a really hard time.
I'm just hoping
they take it away soon.
- Yeah, I'm not doing it.
- I'm good.
- No Coke. No burgers.
I can do it.
- But they still look 
delicious right now.
- (Dale) Put down the gun!
- Oh, Pineapple Express.
- (older man) ...or I will take you
outside and [bleep] you in the street!
- (Saul`) No! Don't do that.
- (Dale) Don't [bleep] us anywhere!
- (laughing)
- (joining in)
- Oh, I [bleep] love this movie.
- I just watched this
for the first time!
- Have you ever seen this movie?
- Yeah, it's been a while though,
and usually I'm high.
- (Dale) Anybody out there?
- (laughing) Just kidding.
- You're not. You're not.
Be honest!
They know you're high!
We're high now.
Why are you lying?
- (Matheson)
Hey, the food's still warm.
- Oh!
- (Matheson) 
Hey, the food's still warm.
- (giggling)
- (joining in)
I've never done that.
I'm gonna say honestly no.
- It looks like a Thanksgiving dinner.
- "The food's still warm."
- (snorting)
Not necessarily appetizing.
- I smell it already.
- [Bleep]!
- (groaning)
- (FBE) So here we have
the confirmed "very warm food"
from Pineapple Express:
creamy, cheesy mac and cheese,
savory chicken, 
buttery mashed potatoes,
and yummy corn on the cob.
- You're not nice.
- This looks good to me.
I would eat this now.
- Eat it.
- No, but I don't want to.
- I'm very competitive, 
no matter what, so...
- I am, too.
- Is it still warm?
- Yeah.
Also, I love mashed potatoes.
- God, this one's
[bleep] killer though.
That's for sure!
Oh, wow. Oh, whoa.
Jesus.
- (snorting) 
- I can let this one slide.
- All right, fine.
Twist my arm.
- If the punishment is bad,
we'll have words.
The whole thing
from the corn on the cob,
that takes a lot of face muscles.
- And then it's stuck 
in your teeth forever.
- Mm-hmm.
- I can pass. No, I'm sorry.
- I'm really hungry.
You know what? Whatever.
I don't care.
I'm past the point of caring.
- Damn, that was quick.
How is it?
- It's good.
It's hard to stop eating.
- Eat it!
(buzzer)
Ooh! (laughing)
- Is it good?
- It's sufficient.
I like that it's shells 
and not the elbow.
- This one's hard.
It smells super good.
I don't think it's tempting
enough though.
- This, I can resist.
- I can resist it.
I just don't like that I have to.
- (Tony) I can't believe I'm doing this.
I swore to God I'd 
never come to a Top Notch.
- What movie is this?
- (Tony) ...jalepeno burgers
and soggy fries.
- Jalapeno burgers and soggy fries!
- (Wooderson) All right, 
all right, all right.
- Oh, my god! Is that
Matthew McConaughey?
Is that what that meme is from?
- This is Dazed and Confused.
- Is that Matthew McConaughey?
Is this Dazed and Confused?
- (Wooderson) Yeah, not to worry.
There's a new fiesta 
in the making as we speak.
- They look so young.
- (Wooderson) ...Moon Tower,
full kegs, everybody's gonna be there.
You ought to go.
- "Full of kegs. Everyone's
gonna be there. You gotta go."
- I'm a fan of spicy burgers,
so all right, all right, all right.
- (sighing)
- (FBE) Now presenting
the yummy jalapeño burger
from Dazed and Confused.
We wouldn't just give you
the burger though.
Here are some not-soggy fries
because we wouldn't do that to you,
and the beer David was talking about.
- Nobody told me we could 
get cross faded today.
Eh, it's one beer.
That ain't gonna happen, but still!
- Even when I'm not high,
I [bleep] love beer.
- I really want to try it! (groaning)
- Well, cheers.
- Cheers.
(glasses tinking)
(buzzer)
- Delicious.
- Yeah, that was not bad.
- You just want
to cut it right in half?
- I think you can have the burger.
- Whoa!
(gasping) You're not gonna go for it?
Well, I'm gonna cut it in half.
Is that Thousand Island?
- Oh, damn, okay.
Actually, since I am here.
- Oh, now that I cut it in half
and put all this effort in.
I just destroyed this [bleep].
Oh, yeah.
- I'm gonna go for a fry right away.
- Do it.
(buzzer)
I'm gonna split this guy.
(buzzer)
- It's really good.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm looking at that beer 
like just take a [bleep] sip.
- I mean, I'm already doing it.
I'm already losing.
- Okay. All right.
I can reward myself once in a while.
(buzzer)
- Mmm!
So good.
- I can eat it, too?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well worth it.
- I'm so aware that I'm being watched.
It's hard to eat but I'm also hungry.
(buzzer)
- That literally is 
exactly what I needed.
- Really? Oh, my god.
I might do it now.
- I think it's both.
- You know what?
- We're not driving!
- (laughing) It's beer, bitch!
(buzzer)
- (cracking up)
- Yeah, that was worth it.
Some guys have six packs.
That's my six pack.
- After the little tiny 
White Castle burger,
I know this will only disappoint me.
- (laughing)
- Final answer: I resist.
- She's actually not wrong.
I'm up with her.
I resist.
(cash register ringing)
- Oh, yes! (laughing)
- Oh, she's so pretty.
- It's Half Baked, right?
- (Mary Jane) He
deserves to be where he is.
- Oh, it's an ice cream sundae.
- It's a sundae.
- It looks good.
- We're getting ice cream.
Chapelle's the best.
He's the [bleep] man.
His stand up's great.
- (Mary Jane) Four years next month.
- (Samuel) Four years?
What exactly was he sellin'?
- (Mary Jane) Marijuana.
- (Samuel) Four years 
just for weed? Damn!
- (Mary Jane) Just? No, 
no, no, no. Not just.
- I [bleep] love Dave Chapelle.
- He's so good.
- (Mary Jane) Marijuana is terrible.
It's a gateway drug.
- It's the worst!
- (laughing)
- (Mary Jane) ...but it leads 
to other stuff.
- (Samuel) Yeah, mostly junk food.
- (both laughing)
- Severely junk food.
- It looked real good.
- Oh, my god.
It's gonna be hard to resist that one.
- (FBE) In front of you 
is a banana split
they were enjoying.
It's the best strawberry 
and vanilla ice cream I've ever had,
with a banana, whipped cream,
and, of course, cherries.
- What's up with the--
- Did you seriously mean that,
"that I ever had"
or was that a quote that they had?
- (FBE) No, I said it.
- No, I'm saying it.
- (FBE) I'm sticking to it.
- Who put the raspberries on?
- (FBE) The chef.
- Those are blackberries.
- Oh, duh.
Okay, forget it.
- (chuckling) 
- Mmm.
- This is really nice.
- Shh!
- I'm doing it.
- Okay, we're doing it.
I'm not gonna leave you
like you left me.
- Just one time!
I think I made a mess.
That was my one job.
(buzzer)
This is the real thing
that we needed right now.
- It's also really hard 
to stop eating it, too.
Normally, on try not to eats,
I'll have one bite, maybe two.
- That's happening. I gotta get
the full bite though.
(buzzer)
Mmm!
- Gotta let it sell, 
let it roll around,
get all the flavors.
- It looks really good.
- I will eat this for sure.
Right?
- I'm gonna eat it.
I already ate the burger.
I should have had 
the [bleep] macaroni, too!
We lost.
- We lost.
- Whatever. (giggling)
(buzzer)
- I'm honestly chilling.
- I'm lactose intolerant,
so I couldn't eat it if I wanted to.
- No, no, I'm gonna get punished!
- (FBE laughing)
Now it would be time
for the winning dish,
but you guys both lost,
so you do not get to try it,
but we're gonna show it to you anyway.
- Wow, that's mean.
♪ (funky music) ♪
- I have no clue what this is.
- Is this an ad?
- It's Taco Bell!
- Is it [bleep] Taco Bell?
- (voice-over) There's a moment
at night when all you--
- Fouth meal!
- (voice-over) ...is fourth meal.
- (laughing)
- Taco Bell's my favorite high food.
- It looks so good!
- If you go to Taco Bell
in the daytime, there's 
something wrong with you.
- It's not just food.
It's fourth meal!
- (manly grunt)
(bell tolling)
- I want one so bad!
- The exchange was fair.
I think White Castle--
- White Castle with 
Taco Bell, I'm chilling.
I am totally solid with that.
- If it's a cheesy gordita crunch,
I'm gonna be really sad.
- (FBE) So Taco Bell is notorious
for being the munchy of choice
with their stoner-forward marketing,
so here are some
cheesy gorditas, burritos, 
and a quesadilla you can not have.
- Whatever.
- You brought my favorite one.
- It's not for you. We lost.
- What are they really gonna do
if I start eating
this quesadilla though?
- I liked the ice cream more.
- Really?
- But-- no, actually, I would
like the Taco Bell now...
especially now.
- (FBE) So remember, no matter what,
you cannot have this,
but it's not the only punishment.
We're imagining your mouth 
may be pretty dry,
so we have two saltines 
for every food you ate.
No water.
- Oh, wait, so wait...
How many--
- We ate two.
- We ate two.
- (FBE) Well, you ate three.
- No! 
- The ice cream.
- I did eat three because you told me
I could have ice cream.
- Two for each?!
- (laughing) Man.
That's so lame.
- Tactics. Quickly or--
- Quickly?!
You're gonna do a saltine quickly
with a dry mouth?
- I don't know which will be
the least painful!
I'm asking you
for advice here, Austin!
- My name's Ethan!
- I met you 30 minutes ago, roughly?
- Yeah, and I know your name's Katie.
- Sorry.
- Why did I get so many crackers?
- You ate the mac and cheese.
- I have to eat six crackers?
My mouth is really dry 
right now anyway. No water?
- And they left the [bleep] 
Taco Bell there.
- You know, it's not terrible.
- (snorting)
- Definitely the worst 
punishment food is saltines.
- It's not as bad as
I thought it would actually.
- You haven't gotten 
to the second one.
- Oh, yeah, I'm 
only a half cracker in.
- This is the worst thing 
you could do to a stoner.
This is so bad.
- This is stuck in my mouth.
It feels like my mouth 
is made of molasses.
I can't move my mouth.
- I knew I was gonna lose.
I was fine with it.
Everything I had was good.
- It's great seeing the dishes 
on the big screen
come to life on the table.
- Thanks for wat--
I still had saltines.
I'm high.
This is what happens to me
when I get really high.
Okay, hi! (giggling)
Thanks-- (spluttering)
Hi, thanks-- (wheezing)
- (FBE laughing)
