Hey. You're not from around here, are you?
Are you a cleric? Because you're looking
radiant.
What's your AC? 'Cause I want to roll to hit that.
I must be a paladin... 'cause
you're making me want to lay on hands.
I see charisma wasn't your dump stat.
Are you a necromancer?
'Cause you're sure making my bone rise.
I must have rolled a natural one on my wisdom save... because I'm enthralled.
Are you a Mindflayer? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why don't you come back to my place and I'll show you my immovable rod.
You must be a monk, 'cause I
feel like I've been hit by a stunning strike.
My favored terrain is your Underdark.
You're a barbarian, I'm a barbarian...
tonight, let's get reckless.
On a scale of 1 to 10... you're a natural 20.
Hey, girl. Are you a Celestial?
'Cause I feel like I've been visited by an angel.
What level of spellcaster are you? 'Cause my counterspell isn't enough to defeat your Charm Person.
Call me an Aasimar... 'cause I've fallen for
you.
You must have cast Psychic Scream,
'cause you blow my mind.
Are you a druid? 'Cause your shape is driving me wild.
Just call me a Beholder, because my eyes are full of your beauty.
Huh. I don't remember summoning
an angel... but here you are.
You must be a wizard, 'cause I've fallen under your spell.
Is that a Wand of Magic Missiles in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, I'm a warlock. That means one short rest, and I'm ready for the next encounter.
Did I fail my CON save? Because consider me stunned.
I may be a paladin in the streets...
but I'm a rogue in the sheets.
Did you just cast Reverse Gravity? 'Cause you turned my world upside down.
Call me a Tiefling, 'cause you've got me horny.
Are you a Gelatinous Cube? 'Cause I feel like this encounter is gonna end up with me inside you.
I hope you're vulnerable to piercing damage.
Hi, I'm Leomund. Your tiny hut or mine?
As an elf I'm normally resistant to being charmed... but I'll make an exception for you.
Hey, why don't you come back to my place and we'll see how many charges my wand has.
Do you know how to cast Dream? 'Cause I'm sure I'll see you in mine tonight.
Are you proficient in martial weapons? 'Cause I'd love for you to get your hands on my greatsword.
Wish I were a halfling, 'cause I'd be lucky to have you.
Hey, why don't we split the party and go home together?
Got any fifth level spell slots left? 'Cause you could Dominate this Person.
Please tell me you're not a mimic, 'cause that chest looks too good to be true.
You must have proficiency with thieves tools, 'cause you've stolen my heart.
You know, I'm thinking about multiclassing to Cleric... 'cause you make me wanna get on my knees.
You must polish your plate armor a lot, because I can see myself in it.
Are you a monk? 'Cause I feel a flurry of blows coming on tonight.
I'd happily take a level of exhaustion to spend all night with you.
Roll a medicine check... 'cause I
think I've got a fever for you.
Hope you have good animal handling... 'cause I'm a beast in bed.
Maybe I have the keen mind feat, 'cause I could never forget about you.
You know, half orcs aren't the only ones with relentless endurance.
Don't worry... I'm a lover and a fighter.
Are you my wizard spells? 'Cause I want to spend hours memorizing everything about you.
Hey, do you have a d8 I could borrow? 'Cause being with you would really inspire my performance tonight.
I know Mass Polymorph. Want to go at it like rabbits?
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