There's some people that are absolute icons in the world of football.
And there's some that...aren't.
Now, I don't know about you lot,
but I think the one-star team deserve to lose for the kit alone.
R9 and Co. have gone from winning Ballon d'Ors to playing
Grimsby Town's fourth-choice left-back.
Now, we're under way here, and early on, the ball's
bounced around. Ronaldo's shot is saved by the keeper.
I've no idea how that stayed out off the post.
But the fact the keeper was diving backwards probably isn't a great sign.
The icons are coming forward again, though. Here with Garrincha, Ronaldo leaves it
for whatever reason, it's blocked
and Maradona on the rebound rises highest to put it in for the opening goal.
You know it's bad when Diego Maradona's winning an aerial challenge without the use of his hand.
The man's 4'11"—just how bad is your jumping?
It could well be a sign of things to come,
as Garrincha puts the ball in again, and Ronaldo has doubled the icons team's lead.
What's this? Is this the one-star team coming forward?
It's Cheng Hui!
That is a one-star finish, in fairness.
Back at the other end, and this is R9 on the ball, into Zidane,
cut out, but the one-star team cannot get it clear.
And Maradona is able to put the ball into the bottom corner.
It's 3-0. It's poor defensively,
but what do you expect from a club that's about -14 rated?
And the icons aren't done there.
The one-star side getting themselves into issues again.
Ellison gives the ball to Cruyff, and that is 4-0 now.
I know you're bad, lads. But come on,
you've got some kind of intelligence.
Garrincha again causing issues down the right.
The ball is into Maradona, and it's the same situation in the second half.
It's a hat-trick for Diego, but there's no marking in the center.
I'm convinced these lot are just shop assistants or something. We go again.
It's 6-0 now. It's ruthless from the icons.
It's finally a goal for Pele. So, he's supposedly scored 1,000 goals in his career,
but it's taken him an hour to score against these lot.
To be fair, he'll probably claim it was worth five or something.
Now, R9's cut back here, and he's curled the ball with his left foot into the far corner.
That is a banger from the Brazilian.
George Best is now getting in on the act
and making it 8-0.
And to make matters even worse, Garrincha, who's been causing problems
all day, is fouled for a penalty.
OK, are we sure that Lothar Matthaus is actually an icon?
Well, that's the end of the 90 minutes.
It is an 8-0 for the team of icons. No real surprise
they got the victory. It's an absolute thrashing,
and all I can say to the one-star side is please don't give up the day job.
