COLLEEN BALLINGER: Hi, I'm
Colleen Ballinger, and this is
my best friend Kory DeSoto.
KORY DESOTO: Hi.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: And
this is my recap of
America's Got Talent.
BOTH: Ching.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We're in
the third week of the
semi-finals.
We started off the show with
the dance group The
Untouchables, a bunch of little
kids who were just
sassy and lifting their
legs in the air.
KORY DESOTO: I can't do it.
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
I can't do it.
KORY DESOTO: I think
I pulled--
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
I'm not flexible.
KORY DESOTO: The boy--
he was the little
featured dancer.
He was so sassy, like--
[SALSA MUSIC]
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Their
choreography was so fun.
They were super entertaining,
really energetic.
I think they're my favorite.
KORY DESOTO: They're
my favorite.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: High five.
Next up was Mike Price,
the juggler.
He dropped his fiery rods onto
the floor and almost caught
the whole audience on fire.
And what was the point
of dousing that
woman in lighter fluid?
I was like, oh, my gosh.
KORY DESOTO: Oh boy, what's
going to happen?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Mike
Price is stepping up.
He's going to set
a lady on fire?
And then she was like, I'm
dripping in lighter fluid.
Ta-ta.
And left the stage.
It wasn't very good.
After him was Inspire the Fire,
which is a singing,
dance Glee type group.
The choreography wasn't great.
The singing wasn't the best.
It did not inspire my fire.
Next up we had Christin Sandu,
the balancing act, and you're
like, oh, he's going to balance
on circular objects.
Is he going to fall?
No, there's no way.
And he falls.
KORY DESOTO: If my talent was
balancing on trash, I would
have a back up plan
because it's--
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Because
if you fall, it's over.
KORY DESOTO: I would strip.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Oh, no.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Oh.
I think that would go
over very well.
Elusive was up next, which is
this young, fun, attractive
dance acrobatic man.
He has great strength and
control over his body.
He was great.
Next up was this sassy Jake
Wesley Rogers, and he's only
15 years old.
This kid is super talented.
He did a really slow ballad
version of Britney Spears'
"Toxic."
KORY DESOTO: Was I drunk?
Was I belligerent?
No?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: But
you were intoxicated.
KORY DESOTO: I was intoxicated
by his voice.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: After him
was All Wheel Sports, which
was a bike-riding,
trick-jumping, cheerleading,
dancing, acrobatic, bouncing
on trampoline group.
Did I get them all?
KORY DESOTO: Yeah,
I think you did.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: There was so
much going on at the same
time that I didn't know
where to look.
They were really, really great,
and everyone loved
them, as did we.
Next up was Wordspit
and the Illest.
They had that audience,
like, pumping.
Wait, I'm so not cool.
Did you hear what I just said?
The audience was pumping, man.
I think I would've liked
them had I understood
anything that they said.
[SINGS GIBBERISH]
KORY DESOTO: Like, the
whole time we were
watching was like--
[BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH]
BOTH: Oh.
Mm.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: You can
tell they're good.
You just don't know what
they're saying.
After them was the comedian
Jacob Williams.
He's this really awkward,
nerdy, dorky guy
who is super funny.
You don't expect it.
And I think that's why the
audience likes him.
I definitely wanted
to see more.
Next step, we had the fabulous
drag queen, All Beef Patty.
And she sang "Let's Hear
it For the Boy."
KORY DESOTO: Can we just say,
let's hear it for the boys?
Because that was the best thing
about that performance.
The male football dancers.
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
It was so good.
If they were the act, I
would vote for them.
All Beef Patty just didn't
win me over.
After her was Spencer Horsman.
He got all tied up, and he's
like I'm going to be put in
this sack and held
above spikes.
And then he got out and he's
like, blah, I did it.
Which you knew he was going to
do it because it was kind of
just a cheap corny
magic trick.
He was talking to the judges,
he's like, yeah, I got this
huge scratch.
KORY DESOTO: Wait, where?
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
That little spot.
KORY DESOTO: Right there?
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
Right there.
I hurt myself.
KORY DESOTO: Oh, it came off.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Oh, I
think it was marker.
It's--
KORY DESOTO: Oh, up
there, maybe.
COLLEEN BALLINGER:
It's somewhere.
KORY DESOTO: You were just above
spikes and were fearing
for your life?
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We're
supposed to feel bad for you
that you got a little
tiny red mark?
It wasn't as good as
it could have been.
KORY DESOTO: It should have
been more spectacular.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Yeah.
The final act of the evening
was Lightwire Theater.
They have light-up dinosaurs
and animals that
dance around the stage.
It's very mesmerizing because
it's all in the dark, and all
you see are the lights.
They were great.
The audience loved them.
KORY DESOTO: Visually
pleasing.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Visually
pleasing, yeah.
They're definitely talented.
Thanks for watching my recap
of America's Got Talent.
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Ching-ching.
