>>> I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
YOU DO SOMETHING I DON'T, WHICH 
YOU DO IMPRESSIONS -- 
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I'M FINE.
DON'T WORRY.
>> DON'T LEAN BACK. 
>> YOU KNOW, MARTY?
THE THING THAT YOU ALWAYS TRY TO
DO -- 
>> ARE YOU GOING TO CALM DOWN?
>> I AM.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS STEVE MARTIN 
AND MARTIN SHORT.
"AN EVENING YOU WILL FORGET FOR 
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE" IS ON 
NETFLIX NOW. 
>> WE LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN 
ANYTHING.
WE TRAVEL AROUND.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT'S LIKE 
MARITAL SEX.
IN THAT WE DO OLD MATERIAL THREE
TIMES A MONTH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT WAS AN HONEST CLIP WHERE
MARTY'S CHAIR BACK FELL OUT. 
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS NOT PLANNED?
>> NO, IT WAS NOT PLANNED.
THE REASON I WAS LAUGHING SO 
HARD IS BECAUSE I KNEW THAT WHEN
HE WAS BACK AND THE BACK HAD 
FALLEN OFF AND HIS LEGS ARE 
SITTING UP THERE, THAT HE'S 
HOLDING FOR THE LAUGHS.
>> OF COURSE, I'M NO FOOL.
>> Jimmy: LIKE AN OLYMPIC DIVER 
MIDAIR.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. 
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO 
PARAPHRASE MEL BOOKS.
HE SAID, PARAPHRASING, TRAGEDY 
WHEN IS YOU SIT ON YOUR CHAIR 
AND YOU LEAN BACK AND THE BACK 
BREAKS AND YOU FALL AND YOU HURT
YOURSELF.
COMEDY IS WHEN IT HAPPENED TO 
YOUR FRIEND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. 
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO MENTION 
THIS.
BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING THAT I 
FEEL I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO BE 
PART OF.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE.
I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS AND TOM 
HANKS AND ONE OTHER FRIEND, YOU 
GET TOGETHER EVERY OTHER YEAR 
FOR A COLONOSCOPY PARTY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S TRUE. 
>> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?
>> YES, THERE'S THE CHRISTMAS 
PARTY.
AND THE COLONOSCOPY PARTY.
THAT IS TRUE.
>> AND BECAUSE WE THOUGHT, YOU 
KNOW, EVERYBODY AT OUR AGE -- 
NOT YOUR AUDIENCE, CERTAINLY NOT
ANYONE HERE IN THIS STUDIO.
BUT A CERTAIN AGE YOU WANT TO 
GET A COLONOSCOPY.
I THINK IT'S AFTER 50. 
>> Jimmy: AFTER 50, YES. 
>> 45, ACTUALLY, NOW. 
>> THEY CHANGED TO IT 45. 
>> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE A 
SCIENTIST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I AM A BIT OF A SCIENTIST. 
>> IT'S A PUBLIC SERVICE, IT'S 
GOT TO BE MORE THAN JUST 
YOURSELF. 
>> OKAY.
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASIER IF
WE -- IT WAS ALL MEN, WE 
CELEBRATED. 
>> THAT'S BETTER IF IT'S ALL 
MEN.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A 
COLONOSCOPY PARTY.
RRR!
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, WANT TO COME TO MY 
COLONOSCOPY PARTY?
>> THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET 
DATES.
ANYWAY.
SO WE ALL CAME OAF.
WE PLAYED POKER, WATCHED SOME 
FUNNY MOVIE.
AND YOU DRINK ALL THE STUFF.
YOU KNOW.
>> BARIUM. 
>> BARIUM?
>> YEAH.
>> BARIUM IS RADIOACTIVE. 
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT A GREAT 
THING TO GET EVERY YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, YOU GO OVER -- WE'RE VERY 
EXCITED, WE GO TO STEVE'S HOUSE 
AROUND 5:00 P.M.
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
WE CALL IT COLONOSCOPY EVE IN 
CANADA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN IT'S CATERED, THERE'S 
JELL-O.
THERE'S NOT MUCH -- YOU HAVE TO 
PURGE ALL THAT.
THEN WE TOAST.
AND THEN --
>> I WANTED TO MAKE IT NICE.
I GOT CANDLES.
THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE WAY 
TOO WIDE AND THEY SHOULD HAVE 
BEEN TAPERED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
NEXT TIME THEY'RE FOR THE TABLE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. 
>> NO, THEN WHAT'S SHOCKING IS, 
STEVE, YOU KNOW HE'S A WEALTHY 
MAN.
WHO WOULD THINK HE WOULD HAVE 
ONE BATHROOM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
BY 10:00 P.M., THE BATHROOM 
LOOKS LIKE DAY 14 OF A CARNIVAL 
CRUISE.
>> I THOUGHT THE BATHROOM ENDED 
UP LOOKING LIKE A JACKSON 
POLLOCK. 
>> Jimmy: DO YOU TRAVEL TOGETHER
TO THE COLONOSCOPY?
DO YOU GO IN THE SAME CAR?
>> YEAH. 
>> YEAH. 
>> NO, WE ACTUALLY PLAY CARDS, 
AND WHOEVER LOSES GOES LAST, OF 
THE FOUR. 
>> Jimmy: OH, SO IT'S NOT ALL AT
THE SAME TIME, YOU DON'T HAVE 
THEM ALL SET UP AT ONCE?
>> NO. 
>> Jimmy: THEN DO YOU DRIVE HOME
TOGETHER?
DO YOU WAIT FOR EACH OTHER?
>> HEY, I GOT A PICTURE OF IT. 
>> Jimmy: OH. 
>> I FORGOT. 
>> THE ANSWER IS, WE WENT TO THE
IVY.
>> THAT'S OUR FRIEND WALTER 
PARKS.
AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY BEFORE.
BECAUSE WE'RE STANDING VERTICAL.
IT WAS FUN.
IT'S A GREAT WAY TO DO SOMETHING
THAT YOU SHOULD DO.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
PEOPLE SHOULD DO THIS.
ANYWAY WHAT I'M ASKING IS CAN I 
COME GET A COLONOSCOPY WITH YOU?
>> NO, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE 
FOUR.
>> YEAH, YEAH. 
>> YOU COULD DO IT, THOUGH.
>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE MARK 
TWAIN PARTY THAT YOU WERE TRYING
TO THROW.
DON'T GO TO HIS PART
