Morning, gang
How was the weekend?
It was nice!
It was actually... it was pretty slow, y'know?
It was actually good to have a break for a
change
God, lucky you
I was all over the place this weekend with
side projects
Boy, that must be nice
I take so much work home with me I never have
any time for pet projects
Yeah, yeah, totally!
Actually, you know I was...
I was lying a second ago when I was saying
that
What I meant to say was that I had so much
to do this weekend that, like, time felt slow
and I was constantly working and the weekend
took forever, y'know, because I was just busy
I'm always busy, it never stops!
Please, you don't know what busy is
You wanna know what busy is?
Try living my life.
Okay.
I would trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
Haha!
I wouldn't wish my busy schedule on my worst
enemy.
Try me.
(Sick beat drops)
I work ten hour days five
days a week
Half day Saturdays, I'm a work machine
Lucky if I get a minute just to take a leak,
I would piss myself to see the job complete
Quit whining
I'm working hard as hell
Hell it's hard to tell
Where the week ends and my ass begins
I shit diamonds
I'm under so much pressure
No time for pleasure
No time for life
'cause I'm six feet under pressure day and night.
Yeah!
I'm working real hard
So hard all the time
You wouldn't believe how hard I work all the
time
I'm constantly working so I don't know what
time it is
How would I know what time it is?
I don't have time to check the clock!
I get up at the butt ass crack of dawn
Start working right away and put breakfast on
Sit in on a conference call to Hong Kong
And get my kids out the door before their bus is gone
Big deal!
I haven't slept in days
Not a single wink
Think you're the only one who has kids to raise?
Get real!
I got one in college
One in junior high
Twin girls in fifth grade
I'm a board member for three PTAs
Yeeeaaaah, I got kids too!
I got two kids!
That's how many kids I have!
I raise my kids because I'm a parent
...but I also have a job...
I do my job and I raise my kids!
I got my nose to the grindstone 24/7
I do more work hours than a Seven Eleven
juggle so many things you can call me a jester
My workload can't be defined by Webster
It only gets harder so you might as well quit
Think you're busier than me? Then you don't know shit!
I was born working hard straight out the womb
I'll take my first vacation when I'm dead in a tomb!
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
You probably think you work as hard as me
or maybe even harder than I do but you don't!
Oh, fuck.
Sorry.
You're mistaken!
You don't even know the HALF OF IT!!!
I'd try to put into words how much work I
do
but I don't know enough words!
Sometimes I'm like
Ah! I got so much work to do!
This is crazy!
...Other times...
I'm like
Aw damn, 5 o'clock comin'
but oh no!
I still want more work!
So I go downstairs to accounting and I'm like
Give me all YOUR work!
You see my tax returns?
Overtime, bitch!
I do so much work, you wouldn't believe how much overtime I got.
I'm salary
And they still have to chart my damn overtime
It's crazy!
Guess what?!
I got two kids
Separate, they ain't twins
And when they get out of high school
They're gonna work HERE!
I'm gonna make 'em work!
And they'll do MY work!
And then I'll finally be a BOSS to somebody!
That's my dream...
...to be a boss to somebody...
(Sick beat grinds to a halt)
Okay
Back to work then
