For those who don't follow the, uh...
forums, on speedrun.com—
Wow. That’s a great start to coming back to 100%.
“How have you memorized the spawns and hit every shot?”
What do you mean? No, the—well, the spawn locations of these guys are the same. They don't move the same every time.
Uh-oh. Well, that's bad. That is not good.
That is a bad thing.
Haven't seen that happen in a very long time.
“The game is programmed by twelve year olds.”
It’s not true, I'm sure they did fine.
You think you're gonna get your cab back? You’re wrong, my friend.
This is really fucking embarrassing.
[laughing]
If I'm not—not far enough ahead, she'll run into me and kill me.
It doesn't normally happen. And the ground is still kind of wet, too.
Oh, here she comes. Don’t hurt me. Oh, God, don’t hurt me.
[shriek of terror]
[slow-mo shriek of terror]
I didn't know I could make a noise like that. That's, er... [laugh]
How did I not make it in time?
Garbage.
If I wasn't in range, it was about, like a millimeter—no!
Stop.
[whispering] Not happy. That was—that was complete bullshit.
Here it is, guys. All the marbles. I get one attempt at this, and I need to not fail it—I'm gonna fail this.
This jump’s, like, impossible.
I'm screwed. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Okay, now, how do I solve this now?
The notes just say, “new strat shooting dude.”
I think it was, like, here. And there's a cab there, which would really help me.
I was wrong.
Uh-oh.
You just didn't want to give me that cutscene, did you, game? Okay.
I actually find—this is kind of tough, to get this random event correct. Where are you going, Trevor?
That was just me pressing Y to get into the thing. It kept trying to force me off the rock. No.
[whispering] No.
Okay, I did not want to run directly into that. Bad things happen.
That could be bad.
Can I—get off the—are you—
Fucking hitbox gore. Holy shit!
I couldn’t get through that.
Hello, Aresgam3zzzz, how are you doing?
Fuck you!
They've made statements suggesting it's not coming out anytime soon.
I hate this game.
Nailed it.
Like, GTA isn't valuable, like—
Wow!
Impressive.
But, that—that’s, like, the opposite of what it means to conserve.
Are you—
Are you fucking serious?!
He just kept stumbling. I have no idea what that was. I think he just hit a weird pixel.
So what I—what I’d say, for why this run might’ve ended: I wasted my time
debating an idiot, and made too many mistakes.
