
Spanish: 
Harry Potter, el mago más emblemático y querido del que se tenga memoria
Campeón del Torneo de los Tres Magos, de múltiples Copas de Quidditch
Y el tipo que derrotó a Voldemort dos veces, una vez siendo solo un pequeño bebé
Es perfecto en todos los sentidos...¿O no?
Esta noche, en Historias Secretas, revelamos la verdad sobre el Niño que Sobrevivió
Y el antiguo círculo de magos envueltos en el misterio, ocupados en mantener su imagen perfecta
Y ampliar sus propios planes maléficos
- Por aquí, venga...tranquilas tranquilas, estáis seguras conmigo, soy Harry P- (vómito)
- ¡Eugh! ¿Pero qué coño?
- (Risas) Soy el Elegido, Hermione
- Emh, ¿deja de llamarnos eso? Mi nombre es Crystal...
- ¡Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione!

English: 
Harry Potter.
The most iconic and beloved wizard in living memory.
A ''triwizard'' champion.
Multiple Quidditch cup winner.
And the guy who took down Voldemort twice
Once as a tiny baby.
He's perfect in every way
Or is he?
Tonight on Secret Histories.
We uncover the truth about the boy who lived,
and the ancient circle of wizards.
Shrouded in mystery, working to maintain his flawless image and further their own foul ambitions.
*Drunk AF* This way come on. Don't worry. Don't worry. You're safe with me. I'm Harry Po-
*vomit sounds* Ughh!!!-hugh.
Ewwwww!!! What the fuck?!
*sninkering*
*insane inhale*
I'm the chosen one, Hermione.
Ummm, stop calling us that. -- My name is Crystal.
Hermione.
Hermione.
Hermione, Hermione!

English: 
Harry Potter, the most iconic and beloved wizard in living memory.
A triwizard champion,
Multiple Quidditch cup wins
And the guy who took down Voldemort twice.
Once as a tiny baby.
He's perfect in every way...
...or is he?
Tonight on Secret Histories
We uncover the truth about
about the boy who lived.
and the ancient circle of wizards, shrouded in mystery
working to maintain his flawless image
and further their own fowl ambitions
(Drunk) This way come on.
Don't worry! Don't worry! You're safe with me
I'm Harry...
PO-*puking*
Ewww!
What the fuck?!
*snickering*
*INHALE*
(Drunk) I'm the chosen one Hermione.
Uhh, stop calling us that,
My name is Crystal.
Hermione!
Hermione!
Hermione, Hermione!

English: 
*slurred* Who wants to go to Harry's house?
No, this is weird.
Woo-hoo! Harry's house!
All right, great, let's go.
Actually, it's not really a house, it's more of a flat.
He's obsessed with Hermione. The only reason he went after my sister was to get back at me.
*sexual moaning* He used to send me pictures...
...graphic pictures.
He's disgusting!
Things only got worse after Potter left Hogwarts
According to his PR, I was the bully. That's certainly not the way I remember it
*agonized groaning*
Ohhh! That's gotta sting! Haha!
Harry... Harry, please!
*maniacal laughing*
Are you ready to find the Golden Snitch?
Harry, no, don't. Don't!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!-
He was gonna unite us, to defeat evil for good,
It was important that we --
''Maintain his image''. But now there's a group of wizards going to him.
Manipulating him...

English: 
(Drunk) Who wants to go to Harry's house?
No, this is weird.
*zappity zoo*
Woohoo! Harry's house!
(Drunk) Alright...great let's go.
(wait ur gonna actually drive in these conditions? HARRY NO)
Actually, it's not really a house...
It's more of a fly?
"He's obsessed with Hermione.
The only reason he went after my sister was to get back at me.
He used to send me pictures... graphic pictures..."
"He's disgusting"
"Things only got worse after Potter left Hogwarts"

Spanish: 
- ¿Quién quiere venir a casa de Harry?
- No, esto es muy raro... (magia) ¡Wooo, a la casa de Harry!
- Genial, venga, vamos... De hecho, no es una casa, es más bien un piso
- Está obsesionado con Hermione, la única razón por la que salió con mi hermana fue para vengarse de mí
-Solía enviarme fotos... fotos explícitas
- ¡Es asqueroso!
- Las cosas fueron a peor después de que Harry acabara Hogwarts...según su expediente personal yo era el matón, no es así como yo lo recuerdo
- (Dolor) - ¡Ooh, eso tiene que doler!
- ¡Harry...! ¡Harry por favor...!
- ¿Estás listo para buscar la snitch dorada?
- ¡Harry, no! ¡No lo hagas! ¡No!
- Él iba a unirnos a todos. Para derrotar al lado oscuro para siempre. Era necesario que 'mantuviéramos' su imagen
- Pero ahora hay un grupo de magos yendo con él, manipulándole

English: 
We don't know who they are or what they call themselves.
We've seen it before
We've never managed to track them down, but they've had a hand in every major tragedy
in history.
And now they've got Harry!
They're up to something. And I fear that Harry will be their most
devastating weapon.
So the question is: Is Harry Potter just a moronic egomaniacal bully,
with a taste for high-class hookers and booze?
Or is he being manipulated by the most powerful wizard cult the world has ever known?
With the future of the Wizard and Muggle worlds hanging in the balance.
Only time will tell...
Woo-hoo! Harry's house!

Spanish: 
- No sabemos quienes son, o cómo se llaman...pero les hemos visto antes
- Nunca fuimos capaces de seguirles la pista, pero están relacionados con todas las grandes tragedias de la historia
- ¡Y ahora tienen a Harry! traman algo, y temo que Harry será su arma más letal
- La pregunta es, ¿es Harry Potter un matón imbécil y ególatra al que le encanta el alcohol y las putas caras,
o está siendo manipulado por el grupo de magos más poderoso que el mundo haya conocido jamás?
- Con el futuro del mundo mágico y muggle pendiente de un hilo, solo el tiempo dirá
