Ooh, that's tight on my head! Ahahah!
Top o' the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to:
The Exorcist Legion VR. Supposed to be a spooky scary game
It just came out on Steam, haven't played a spooky scary game on VR for a long time
So I'm very, very curious about it. Apparently I'm supposed to be a detective.
Which makes me very, very excited because I love detectiving.
Oh. Oh, that's weird, okay. I'mma detective this shit out of this. What is it?
My detective nose senses: Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks.
OH.
You all- You all saw that right?!
Okay, if there's no one here- um.
Okay, this is weird controls.
Oh God, oh very weird controls. Hold to release the teleport. I just did that thing. Free move: yeah, you can do this.
You don't press the button to move you just- Oh. What the fuck?
Oh, what am I doing? Oh God, I don't like that at all. Oh Jesus, alright, okay, um-
Okay, I swipe to turn. Got it. When the icon appears press the menu button.
Oh! Wait, I'm not pressing anything- see, you don't click!
I don't click to move, I just hold it! I just put my thumb gently on it. That's weird! I don't like it.
Am I magic? That is the world's biggest phone! This is almost actual size!
Jesus Christ, the iPhone 11 sure- I- I guess they got rid of the notch, and they got rid of the bezels.
And they just added a fucking concrete block.
Call
Deborah. Fucking phones of the future, man. Um.
Can I- can I just start? Ooh.
Restart level.
I do not want to restart level. Precinct: Are you sure? I don't know what I did.
Hahahahaha, oops.
Someone making coffee?
Ooooh, that smells good! Where am I? Ooh! Ooh, coffee! Don't mind if I don't!
Oh! Jesus Christ!
Oh!
Fuck, I burned my mouth!
H- Hello?
Okay...
I- I- I drank it all apparently.
Okay, I didn't make that shot. I'm not as cool the second time around. I guess I'll just go kill myself. Um.
Right.
Is this as fast as I move?
Okay, excuse me mister door. Sorry, police business, back off!
Check back to see evidence from past cases.
Ahhhhh.
My past cases. The Great Chair Murderer. I remember it like it was yesterday.
The Great Chair Ghost of-
84!
Good times, good times. I got a commendation for that, I'll have you know!
Ahh!
The time I- the time I caught that escaped mental patient.
He had Alzheimer's so he didn't know where he was going, so I- so I put him back in. Um.
Funny thing is, the people who worked at the hospital
Also had Alzheimer's so they didn't detect the missing patient, so I brought him home!
And he's my dog now. The bag of treats that I got for Fido.
Wait, no, this is the- oh, this is that bag of air I- I-
Placed earlier, you know it's just in case I ran out of air. You can never have too much air!
Detectives!
That's me. That's me. Watch. You see? You see this? See this?
Detective badge! You just go around and flash it at everybody!
Aha! Detective Jack. Oh gen-
Where is everybody? Is this my own precinct?
Ahah! The files! Wow!
Look at that
handsome boy!
Looking good my man. I kiss that every night before I go to bed.
Can I draw in my notepad?
I
Am
Handsome!
Haha! Another case solved for who's the most handsome boy in the room! Alright, breaker breaker one-niner?
Hello?
Check your volume for broken eardrums, please!
Thanks! Check the board for open cases. Are these all open cases?
"First Rites"
Okay, can I launch this?
Ahh.
You just have to touch the board to be-
On the side here! Dispatch, what's your alpha-niner?
Ritual, eh? Well luckily, they called upon the services of Jack Esquire! "Church of st. Vincent DePaul."
Okay, sounds like a lovely place, very holy place. "As uniformed cops ushered away the crowd of onlookers, someone shouted..."
"And all the devils besought him saying send us into the sw-" Okay. "Through the doors,
I could see a trail of blood and evidence markers laid out for me to follow."
Okay!
That's great detective work, me.
Oh, God. Oh!
What?
Are you moving on your own? Stop that!
I want to be able to move! I'm the one that controls these hands!
Okay here we go. Mary. How's it going?
Jesus, my dude!
How's it going, just hanging out? Okay, what is this?
Hah, a clue... It's very fucking dark in here.
Why am I the only one in here?
There's a ghost playing that piano over there!
Okay, I'm just a- Floating hands, I guess. Um-
Okay, is this- is this clue?
Smells like oil!
All right, that's number one.
What's clue number two, says I to you? Mary. Ooh, blood trail! Mary, brofist? There you go. Cheers. Um?
The Holy Be-blay. "Send him into the swine." I don't really want to... The Holy Be-blay.
Man, I remember that being a much more involving-
Who's there?!
I-I don't have a real gun, they took mine away!
I-I'm not allowed anymore because of that homeless person I shot. He lived on the street. That was his home.
Oh!
God!
Um!
Can I just investigate different things?
Like the case of the missing donuts. It- it was me, by the way, um- Okay-
Agh! Don't fucking move, you!
I don't like this!
I'm telling you, there's a load of people around me. There's a bunch of people- Where's the choir? Where's the pianist?
Oh-
Jesus, stop that.
Ahhh.
What am- what am I doing? I don't know what I did.
Did I- I turn you on? How did- how did I do that? Ah, shit! "Exorcism Rites." "Book of Prayers."
Feel like you need this more than I do. Um, okay...
What's the- what's the clue here? What's the clue, Magoo?
Ohhhhh!
Stuff is going in here!
"Bees Oil Lamp." It looks like beef oil lamp. Maybe if I go over here- ahhh!
I can see in the darkness! I don't like seeing in the darkness. That's creepy.
Is there anything else I'm supposed to do with you?
Sir, are you okay? Priest?
Pr- I found 'em!
Ugh!!!
This thing moves! I don't like it! I don't like it! Hey!
Oh!
I found more blood!
I'm actually kind of scared now!
I don't like this! Okay. I need to stand in the center of my room because I keep walking all around it.
Demons? It's me, ya boy! Okay, I'mma put this down.
Hello? Oh, Jesus!
Stop it, game! Oh God. Oh, everything's desyncing- it's scaring me more than the actual game- Stop it, please!
Candlele...
Doo doo doo- Ooh! Meth!
"Holy water: this delicate glass case holds holy water. Thrown- it smashes upon impact."
Okay.
Why- why am I moving- [indistinguishable] Let's test this theory.
Well, they're not wrong! Glass breaks when thrown! What did we all learn? Okay, moving on.
Hello!
Where's me fuggin' whiskey? Ooh! I need a tap-aye!
You're very loud, I don't like it! Okay.
I got the holy water. Ah, I'm looking for a cross, and I'm also looking for a
bird's head apparently.
I'mma use this duder again. Ah, away, magic hand!
Okay, let's use you over here.
Nothing of interest over here! Just, you know-
Books and shit!
Love books, wouldn't read anything else. Except, maybe cereal boxes, love those too. What's this?
Is that another pig picture?
It's like a fuckin' Rorschach test. What do you see? Cuz' I see some sort of like- worm with like- mandibles...
Eh, whatever. This is not the great work of Detective Jack! Ah, the bird's head!
I found it! "Wait for air compressor to expand. Press to fire a mist of salt and earthy minerals."
Jeez!
Why am I pressing to release salt and earthy minerals? Those are things that I never thought I'd have to do!
What happens if I spray it on blood?
Got 'em! Very nice. Okay, whatever. Ooh, panic button!
Oh! Oh, they got the blood on the eyes! And that stopped!
Did it get much darker out there? Oh, God, why did I leave that door open? Oh, I fucking hate this all of a sudden!
Doo doo doo- there is blood! I'm going over here now!
Oh, this has a tape in it!
Oh.
Harvey Weinstein.
Oh, different kind of- uh- monster.
Okay.
"Notes on Exorcism. Father Bell."
Do you know Father Bell?
Are you gonna talk again?
"Notes on Exorcism." No! No, no!
I listened to it already. Okay. We're opening up the devil painting!
Gross! Ooh, more tapes. "Morocco."
"New Hampshire." Okay, stay there, fellas!
Oooh! A box of sand! I always wanted one of those! I hate sand. It's course and it gets everywhere.
Ooh, the cross! I found the cross! I also found a bottle of bourbon! Oh.
Whiskey. Okay. That's good enough too!
Demons?
You want some whiskey?
I know that demons love whiskey! I'mma just pour some out! Glug glug glug glug glug!
Here you go! Put this out here.
Peace offering!
Don't forget it.
What? Ooh, I didn't like that! This is supposed to protect me!
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm ffff- I don't like this all of a sudden- I've like goosebumps on my legs!
I hate this. Did I get everything that I needed? Ss- don't fuckin'-
It's not what I want. Did I get everything I needed out of this? Yeah. Is this my exorcism kit? Am I like the Winchesters now?
Back demon!
Okay, so I got some notes on how to deal with all of this.
Cuz' I feel like gonna have to fight some demons when I go out there! I can handle this!
I have the power, cuz' now I have a- a kit that helps me. So, crucifix, got to hold that up and be like "boo!!!"
Scary! And then I got to throw holy water at 'em like "pshh!" Now you're all wet! Hi-fives.
Um, then I gotta use that and then maybe this and- "Oooh fire kills 12 in retirement home." Is this him?
Oooh, is that who was on the picture? So that's what that was?
Ugh. Ugh!
I don't like this. Go away. Let's open up this and head out. Okay.
Oooooooh...
Not a fan of scary things...
Hello? Does the Jesus have a pig on his head? Ahhh, the windows are red!
I don't like it!
Bah! Fucking Christ, augh, Weeping Angel bitch! Fucking Jesus Mary and Joseph!
Okay! Okay!
Agh, fuck!
I really don't like this!
Ahh, fucking Jesus!
Di- I- I- I'm having nightmare now! Go away! Go away! Back demons! Okay! This is vibrating! Am I doing a thing?
What is this?
Ohhh...
Guys...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Back! Back demon!
No!
I don't like it! I don't like it! Stop!
Agh! Fuck!
I'm sorry for swearing in the church! I'll be a good boy!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I have a cross! Get back!
Ah!!
Who did that?! Ahhhhhh!
Stop!
Fuckin' Christ!
What's going on- Am I- Oh- Fa- I- I'm going to sleep. Oh! It's just the pig's head from before. I got scared by the same thing.
Don't do it.
Ohh...
"A dead exorcist, me out cold and that thing in the shadows." I don't like that!
"How the hell do I write this case up?" You just write down "I quit!"
"Homicide Boston P.D."
Hey, no- I didn't understa- I didn't like that. Ooooh no.
Okay! I'm back! Whew!
That fucking sucked!
Jesus! Okay, so we have that one case down. I think there's more cases, but I don't own them, apparently. "Find out more."
Are- Are you DLC? Oh...
"Buy now?!" "Teacher attempts to murder children on satanic field trip."
She sounds like a lovely lady.
"The amulet is dangerous, it must be exorcised." How am I gonna exercise an amulet? Put it on a treadmill? Ha ha ha!
No one around to hear my awesome jokes... "Point the crucifix and feel as the light passes through-
Crucifix will glow when the light is ready to channel."
Okay. "Point this at the amulet-
Point this at the amulet to rid it of darkness." Ohhh...
"I saw you at the church, detective. I felt it was you- I felt it was taunting you."
Yeah, me- blah blah blah blah blah! What amulet?
Ooh! Well, of course it's evil! It has black smoke coming out of it!
Okay...
You said to point this at the amulet. I'm pointing it at the amulet!
Oh, I think it's doing a whole lot. Okay, but you see I told you I fucking hate sand. Okay!
Ok, ok. There we go. Night time ritual, um.
Ooh!
Hello!
Okay, I'm gonna have to write back to this person saying:
"Fuck-"
O- o- okay, okay. Oh gee- Are - are you- are you okay? Are- Are you okay?
You got this? Okay. "Fuck yo-" I can't fucking write shit.
Okay, well that does it for this video on "The Exorcism of Jacksepticeye!" That was like- that actually got me a couple of times!
It actually sold the creepy atmosphere- Out of bounds warning? Fucking get out of bounds...
Is it cuz' I'm out in the real world now, Vive?
Umm, but yeah, really spooky. I didn't actually expect to that scared of it. Especially when I started it off
I thought it was going to be a little hokey, but some of that actually got me.
It- It gave me, like, tingles up my legs. I dunno. I guess it's cuz I haven't played Vive horror stuff in a while. I haven't played proper Vive horror stuff when I'm sitting down and it just whispers in your ear.
"I'm behind you."
And then you turn around and fucking Mary's right there.
Eugh!
Spooks! Um- But yeah. I don't know- I think you can buy the DLC now to play more episodes.?
I don't know? I thought there was more to the game than what was in it.
That wasn't a whole lot, but let me know if you want to see more of it!
I will gladly enjoy that pain and suffering for people's amusement. Okay!
Thank you guys so much for scaring me this time if you scared it!
Punch the like button in the face!
Like a BOSS! And high fives all around!
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next video!
See this is why you don't change your outro cuz it messes up, and you don't know where you are!
