(Siren)
You know, as much as I like to hate on the human race,
we are pretty good at at least one thing.
Taking something that was kind of funny and then repeating it
and repeating it
and repeating it until it doesn't make you smile anymore,
it makes you wish for an imminent hostile alien invasion
to put us out of our embarrassing existence.
Memes.
I'm actually having trouble coming up with the words necessary to describe how much I hate them.
Oh wait, here we go
to me, memes are the biggest load of (beep)
and you know what? The amount of (beep)
rage face and (beep)
unfunny (beep)
aquaman (beep)
and was about as meaningful as Kony 2012 turned out to be.
Wait, where was I?
Oh yeah, memes,
one of the things I truly hate most that the internet has spawned
which has also led to one of the worst YouTube channels being created.
Wait, not that one.
Ah there we go that's better.
You know what, not all memes were terrible to begin with
but after a while, everyone begins to reuse and post them
and force them in to every conversation.
Let's take a very recent example,
Half Life 3 confirmed.
The first couple of times I saw it I thought it was kind of funny.
But that was before it has been posted on every news article
and every forum in the entire world.
The most extreme example I never found funny at all
was the Skyrim arrow to the knee meme.
Ok, so a soldier says it in the game, what of it?
It's not a funny thing to repeat it
it's not clever to apply it to different things
it's just mindless bull****.
So here is my theory behind memes.
To truly appreciate their hilariousness and originality
you either have to be 10 years old or Aquaman.
Aquaman: Hey, memes are a funny way of making light of political situations and news stories
and plays off human emotion.
IHE: Ok look Aquaman, I'm getting pretty fed up of you coming in to every one of these
and counter arguing my points.
What can a man do to casually insult Aquaman without him being all high and mighty?
Just f*ck off and don't come back.
Good riddance, f*cking pr*ck.
So now you might be asking
'Well Mr I Hate Everything, what do you actually find funny
because memes take up about 99% of the internet's comedy making skills?'
Well random person,
I would have to say that only the highest form of comedy
comes from the movie masterpieces widely known as
Epic Movie or The Love Guru
or The Adventures of Rocky and -
ugh, can't believe I got that far in to the list before I physically had to stop
from the fear of throwing up all over my copy of Aquaman issue #22
Trap of the Sinister Sea Nymphs.
(laughs)
'One coming to save me, one coming to kill me. But which is which?'
Now that's funny, that should be a meme.
No no no no no no no.
f*ck
