>> HOW'S IT GOIN'?
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU CAME OUT, I 
FELT LIKE I WAS LOOKING AT 
MYSELF FOR A SECOND THERE.
>> WE'VE GOT LIKE SIMILAR GOOD 
BEARDS.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE SIMILARLY 
HANDSOME, YEAH.
>> YOU'RE GETTING MUCH 
HANDSOMER.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT REALLY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD SEE ME WITH
MY CLOTHES OFF.
WE'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO 
INSPECT EACH OTHER.
>> INSPECT EACH OTHER?
YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE HERE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE KEY TO 
LOOKING BETTER AS THE YEARS GO 
ON IS TO LOOK TERRIBLE AT THE 
BEGINNING.
>> THAT'S VERY SMART.
I KIND OF MESSED UP.
I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF LOOKED LIKE 
THIS.
LIKE RIGHT AVERAGE FOREVER.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T EAT ENOUGH 
AT THE BEGINNING IS THE PROBLEM.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND NOW IT'S MORE AND MORE WORK 
TO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
>> Jimmy: YOU, BY THE WAY, YOU 
KNOW I LOVE SILICON VALLEY, 
WHICH IS YOUR HBO SHOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND THIS IS SADLY -- 
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT SEEMS EVERY GREAT 
SHOW ON HBO IS COMING TO AN END.
>> WE SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT 
THE "GAME OF THRONES."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS FUN, 
YEAH.
OH, SPEAKING OF GAME "GAME OF 
THRONES," ARE THEY KEEPING THE 
ENDING A SECRET TO SILICON 
VALLEY IN THE SAME WAY AS "GAME 
OF THRONES"?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY CARE.
I HAVEN'T ASKED, BUT I'M GOING 
TO TEXT THEM AND SEE IF I CAN 
FIND OUT RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 
THE ENDING IS, EITHER?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: WHEN DO YOU START 
SHOOTING?
>> NEXT WEEK.
>> HOW DOES SILICON VALLEY END.
>> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?
>> AMY, ONE OF THE PRODUCERS OF 
THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: IF SHE TELLS YOU, WILL
YOU TELL US?
>> I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT
SUCCEED.
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>> SHE'S ALREADY TEXTING BACK.
THE DOTS ARE GOING.
>> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T KNOW THIS 
IS A TELEVISED TEXT.
>> SHE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS EXCITING.
>> OH, MY GOD.
IF YOU'RE BIG FAN OF THE SHOW, 
WE'LL JUST MAKE SMALL TALK.
OH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'D SHE WRITE?
>> DON'T READ IT OUT LOUD.
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY, WHAT?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDS.
IS THAT REALLY HOW IT ENDS? 
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
WOW.
WE'LL SEE.
>> NOW TWO PEOPLE KNOW.
>> Jimmy: VERY INTERESTING, 
OKAY.
>> WOW, GOOD DIRECTION.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY WANT TO
COMMENT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO 
RUIN IT, OKAY, I'LL TRY TO GET 
PAST THAT.
EVERYTHING ELSE, YOU MET 
EVERYBODY, BY THE WAY, I KNOW 
THIS SHOW IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH
REAL TECH PEOPLE.
THE GUYS IN SILICON VALLEY, 
BECAUSE YOU GUYS TAKE STORIES 
FROM THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPEN 
THERE AND BASE CHARACTERS ON 
PEOPLE WHO ARE THERE.
HAVE YOU MET ALL OF THESE GUYS? 
>> YEAH, SO.
>> Jimmy: LIKE THE BIG TECH 
GUYS?
>> YEAH, WE MET ALL OF THEM.
AND WE MET THEM A LONG TIME AGO.
AND NOW EVERYBODY'S LIKE, MY 
GOD, THESE SILICON VALLEY PEOPLE
ARE REAL D-BAGS.
WE'VE KNOWN FOR SIX YEARS.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET 
THESE GUYS, AND WE WERE LIKE, 
THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO RUIN THE
WORLD.
AND NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE, THEY'RE
RUINING THE WORLD!
AND YEAH, I'VE KNOWN FOR SIX 
YEARS.
>> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE YOU SHOULD 
HAVE GIVEN US A HEADS UP OR 
SOMETHING.
>> WE TRIED TO THROUGH THE SHOW,
BUT PEOPLE WERE LIKE, IT IS 
GREAT.
IT'S NOT GREAT.
EVERYBODY WITH POWER ON THE HOE 
SHOW IS A JERK.
>> Jimmy: TOM HANKS GAVE YOU 
CAREER ADVICE THAT YOU SHARED 
WITH ONE OF THE PRODUCERS.
>> I SHOULD BRING YOU AROUND 
BECAUSE YOU CAN NAME DROP FOR 
ME.
BECAUSE I CAN'T BE LIKE I WAS 
TALKING TO TOM HANKS RECENTLY 
AND HE GAVE ME SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID HE GIVE YOU?
WHAT DID HANKS GIVE YOU.
>> I CALL HIM TOMMY BOY.
I WAS ON THE RED CARPET, AND HE 
WAS ON THE RED CARPET RIGHT 
AFTER ME, AND I NO HE KNOW THAT 
BECAUSE ALL THE CAMERAS WERE 
TURNED THIS WAY.
AND I HAVE A PROBLEM ON THE RED 
CARPET.
I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT MY RED 
CARPET FACE OR POSE.
I'M ALWAYS NEUTRAL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
AS SOON AS I GOT OFF THE CARPET,
I MET TOMMY BOY A COUPLE TIMES 
BEFORE.
AND I WAS LIKE, HEY, T, GOOD TO 
SEE YOU.
AND HE'S LIKE, GET AWAY FROM ME.
I SAY WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SO 
LONG, HOW DO YOU WORK THE RED 
CARPET, AND THEN HE TOLD ME.
HE SAID, HE SAID WHAT HE DOES IS
PUTS HIS HAND IN ONE POCKET, 
FOOT FORWARD, NEUTRAL 
EXPRESSION.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, SO THIS IS YOU 
BEFORE YOU SPOKE TO TOM HANKS, 
BEFORE HE GAVE YOU THAT ADVICE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE 
YOU ARE AFTER TOM HANKS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND HERE.
>> WOW!
HE SAYS HAND IN ONE POCKET.
THE OTHER FOOT IS FORWARD, 
NEUTRAL EXPRESSION ON THE FACE.
I FEEL LIKE I NAILED IT.
>> Jimmy: ANOTHER NAME DROP FOR 
YOU, YOU DID NAIL IT.
YOUR CO-STAR, DAVE BAUTISTA.
YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY.
>> HE'S LOVELY.
>> Jimmy: HE SEEMS LIKE A REALLY
GOOD GUY.
>> YEAH, HE'S TOO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH 
WRESTLING WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
I GUESS HE WASN'T ON WHEN WERE 
YOU A KID.
>> NO, NO.
I WAS A FAN, BUT I STOPPED 
BEFORE DAVE SORT OF BECAME A BIG
STAR.
MY ERA WAS LIKE BRAD HICKMAN 
HART.
THAT WAS MY GUY.
HE WASN'T FLASHY, BUT HIS 
FUNDAMENTALS WERE GOOD.
THAT'S HOW I SAW MYSELF AS A 
STUDENT IN SCHOOL.
I WAS LIKE, I'M NEVER GOING TO 
BE A STAR, BUT HEY, I KNOW FIVE 
PLUS FIVE, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HAD THE 
WRAPAROUND SUNGLASSES.
DID YOU EVER MEET THE HIT MAN?
>> NO, SO I WENT TO WRESTLE 
MANIA.
>> Jimmy: YES, YOU DID.
>> HE WAS IN A MATCH THIS YEAR, 
AND BRAD HICKMAN HART WAS THERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T MEET HIM, 
EVEN THOUGH HE'S YOUR FAVORITE.
>> SO I HAD A HUGE CUTOUT OF HIS
FACE AND A BIG FACE ON MY CHEST 
AND I SAT IN THE FRONT ROW AND 
PISSED OFF EVERYONE BEHIND ME.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID DAVE LIKE 
THAT?
>> THAT WAS CLOSER TO THE END.
HE DID LOSE.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> THAT'S MY WIFE NEXT TO ME, 
AND MY FRIEND DAVE CALLAHAN NEXT
TO HER.
YOU CAN SEE WE'RE BOTH 
GRIMACING.
I LOOK VERY UPSET BECAUSE I SAID
DAVE DID LOSE.
>> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE A LOSER'S
FACE ON YOUR SHIRT.
>> YEAH, I'M HIDING THE PICTURE.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE 
ASSOCIATED WITH THIS GUY.
>> THIS IS NOT MY GU
