[ STUDENTS GASP ]
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I ASKED FOR.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHOMP! ]
[ GROANS ]
NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR BANANA.
POTATO, PLEASE, CAN HAVE.
UGH.
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
[ SMACK! CLANG! ]
OH, SORRY.
YOU DON'T LIKE THE CRUSTS,
DO YOU?
AAH!
NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR SANDWICH.
YOU EAT IT.
[ GAGGING ]
[ SLURPING ]
MMM. PERFECT!
TRY SOME.
MOVE.
My lunch.
HERE, CARMEN.
YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
WAIT.
ARE YOU SHARING WITH HER?
OF COURSE.
THERE'S
NO GREATER HAPPINESS
THAN SHARING
WITH YOUR SWEETHEART.
I DON'T GET IT.
THEN MAYBE IT'S NOT JUST
YOUR STOMACH THAT'S EMPTY.
ARE YOU SAYING
I'VE GOT AN EMPTY HEAD?!
[ High-pitched voice ] NO!
I MEANT YOUR HEART! YOUR HEART!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MY HEART?
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
[ PANTING ]
I MEAN,
MAYBE YOU'D FEEL BETTER
IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE
TO SHARE THINGS WITH.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
Well played.
You made her think.
That buys us some time
to escape.
[ GASPS ]
THAT WAS WAY MORE TIME
THAN WE NEEDED.
I NEED A SWEETHEART.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
Gumball:
DUDE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST RUN?
I THOUGHT SHE SAID,
"I NEED TO SWEAT HARD."
LIKE AT THE GYM
OR SOMETHING.
BUT WHY DID YOU SAY NOTHING
WHEN SHE ASKED YOU OUT?
BECAUSE, WHEN A GORILLA
CHARGES YOU,
YOU STAY STILL
AND SAY NOTHING.
I SAW IT ON TV.
DUDE, SHE'S NOT A GORILLA.
WHAT IS SHE, THEN?
SHE'S YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
YOU GET THAT "DUN-DUN-DA!"
IT'S USUALLY NOT A GOOD SIGN.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S OKAY.
I'LL JUST RIDE OUT THE STORM
AND SAY NOTHING.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
Gumball:
TRUST ME, MAN --
YOU NEED TO RUB YOURSELF
WITH GARLIC.
SHE'S NOT A VAMPIRE.
YEAH, BUT IT WOULD STILL KEEP
MOST PEOPLE AWAY.
UHH!
OKAY, RULE ONE --
IF YOU IGNORE ME
OR BREAK UP WITH ME,
THERE WILL BE
SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES
INVOLVING YOU, ME, A SPOON,
AND A SALTSHAKER.
[ SHUDDERS ]
OH, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOU
A PRESENT TO CELEBRATE OUR LOVE.
[ THUNK! ]
MY PRESENT TO YOU
IS A PRESENT FOR ME.
I'VE GIVEN YOU
THE GIFT OF GIVING.
NOW HAND IT OVER!
PERFUME?!
[ GRUNTS ]
ARE YOU SAYING I SMELL BAD?!
GOSH DARN IT!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
SORRY, HONEY.
LOST MY TEMPER THERE
FOR A SECOND.
SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
[ SMOOCHES, BLOWS ]
AAH!
[ CREAK! ]
UGH.
