Hey, guys.
I'm Colleen Ballinger.
Welcome to this week's review
of America's Got Talent.
This week, the auditions
were in Austin, Texas.
And it started off with this
cute little boy named
Sebastian De La Cruz.
He came on and he sang with
his mariachi band.
And he was so cute.
I loved him.
I wanted to take him home with
me and put him on my shelf and
make him sing to me every day
for the rest of my life.
That was kind of creepy.
Then the Bandbaz Brothers came
on stage, which are these two
men who are a balancing act.
It was super impressive.
I loved it, until the bald man
on the bottom started shaking
profusely and making
faces like this.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Not only did he look like he was
going to drop the man who
was balancing upside down on his
head, but he also looked
like he was having a seizure
and possibly giving birth.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Next there was a very long
segment on a man named Tim
Poe, who was a country singer.
And even though he wasn't the
best singer in the world, he
had a really great story.
He was injured while
serving in the war.
And a grenade went off.
And the brain damage caused
him to have a
stutter and a limp.
And he's just been through
all this stuff.
After going through all of that,
I feel like he could
have come on stage and burped,
and I still would have felt
like he deserved
to go to Vegas.
I served in the military,
and I almost died.
[BELCH]
[APPLAUSE]
You're going to Vegas.
[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH]
Then there was Lulu.
Lulu is a very, very large
stripper, very large.
She ended her entire strip
routine with a drop split on
the ground.
And I am not kidding
you, I screamed.
[LOUD TONE]
Oh, my God!
David Smith Jr. ended the entire
evening with being a
human cannonball.
That's right.
He shot himself out
of a cannon.
One word for you, David, why?
The only amusing thing in his
entire segment was watching
little, tiny Sharon Osbourne
with the biggest umbrella I've
ever seen in my life.
Overall, the episode this week
was kind of disappointing.
There were absolutely
no dancers.
The closest thing we had to
a dancer were those weird
contortionist ladies and the
really large stripper.
Thanks for tuning in.
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And tune in next week for
another review of America's
Got Talent.
Bye.
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