[ Electricity crackles,
thunder rumbling ]
I hold in my hand
a series of questions.
and comedy is subjective,
I and I alone will be
the judge of what is correct.
Let's do this.
Some lions mate
over 50 times a day.
Who looks perpetually exhausted?
-Pandora Boxx?
-Kellyanne Conway.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
Malaria causes over
600,000 deaths per year.
Who is your favorite
Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?
  -Wanda.
  -Shakira.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
  Roger Bannister
  was the first man
 to run a 4-minute mile.
 What are you running away from?
  -Pandora.
  -My mother.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
  Banging your head
  against a wall
burns 150 calories per hour.
What do you like to do
   after watching an episode
   of HBO's "Divorce"?
  -Wanda.
  -Cancel my HBO!
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
  As a child, Lou Reed was given
  electroshock therapy
  to cure his homosexuality.
 What's the best way
 to make a gay guy heterosexual?
  Pandora.
  Show him pictures
of Kellyanne Conway.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
 Anteaters eat 35,000
  ants a day.
  What is the best name for a
sassy ant who likes box wine --
-Wanda.
   -Bertha.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
 George Washington did
 not have a middle name.
 What makes
 Jamie Lee Curtis happy?
  -Pandora.
  -Activia.
  10 points.
[ Laughter, applause ]
  You cannot snore and dream
  at the same time.
What does Kevin James aspire to?
  Wanda Sykes.
"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3"!
