Welcome to Lovecraft Middle School.
It's a state-of-the-art learning facility
with hands-on faculty and a few sinister secrets.
Here you'll learn about things you never imagined possible.
Our students share a very close bond.
However, there's always room for
new faces.
And you'll have plenty of time
to blend right in. But if you have any trouble,
don't worry. At Lovecraft Middle School there's
always someone
[Growling]
willing to lend a hand.
Tales from Lovecraft Middle School, Volume
1: Professor Gargoyle.
