Facts don't care about feelings
Well, that's good because the fact of the matter is Ben Shapiro isn't as tall as he claims
So he shouldn't get too upset about this video or the truth about just how tall he really is
Many people even make fun of Ben's Height, but you know what? Ben can actually get in on the joke
But exactly how tall does Ben claim to stand?
On Twitter Ben described himself as a strapping
Five foot 9 inch man, with hands so big
they would dwarf President Trump's
Well, you know what they say about short men with big hands now, don't you?
God felt sorry for them in other departments
You know, my hands are actually pretty small
To be fair, if Ben was actually 5 foot 9 - which is the average American height - he wouldn't be calling himself short now , would he?
Ben isn't afraid to fight back against those who deride his height
And has been pretty consistent with his 5 foot 9 claim.
But just who does Ben stack up against other celebrities?
Well, look at him here with the Cowboy-boot wearing Ted Cruz
Ted claimed to be 5 foot 11 and to be fair, even if Ted was only 5 foot 10
Ben still holds up pretty well there, maybe looking  5 foot 7 at a push.
But 5 foot 9? Come on. Let's stick to facts here.
What about with this good Chum Joe Rogan?
We all know Joe has claimed to be the same height as myself
5 foot 8 and a Whisker
But not many people believe Joe and Ben's 5 foot 9 claim?
It falls apart like an argument with Andrew Neil...
What about Ben with one of my favourite actors, Kiefer Sutherland?
Now in person Kiefer's about 5 foot 8 and a half, and Ben in comparison
Well, there's more chance of Shapiro becoming president of the USA, than looking Five Foot Nine there.
I think we've seen enough
But just one more...does anybody watch The Young Turks?
me neither
But the host, Cenk Ugyur...well he claims almost 5 foot 9 and Ben in comparison?
Well, he looks so far off his height claim, that it's not funny!
Do you guys see the common theme here?
In Hollywood, they call it the 2 inch rule
And Ben, well he's simply following the rules and adding 2 inches to his height claim.
Everybody's doing it
But what do you think? Is Ben Shapiro really as tall as he claims?
A big manly 5 foot 9 incher, who simply doesn't care about his height
And slouches at every opportunity in photos...
Or should Ben Shapiro be added to Snopes and be debunked once and for all
Thanks for watching and keep walking tall like Rob Paul
