Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
When did this all start?
Well...
... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
The Adventures of Romania and Bulgaria: Part 4
Oh come on, it's not dead.
Takes a lot more than that to kill a bug.
ȶǟӄɛֆ ǟ ʟօȶ ʍօʀɛ ȶɦǟռ ȶɦǟȶ ȶօ ӄɨʟʟ ǟ ɮʊɢ.
ʂɧơơɬ
I'm gonna sing a song.
Whenever you're ready.
𝕲 𝖗 𝖆 𝖈 𝖎 𝖔 𝖚 𝖘   𝖘 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌
Are you kidding?
I can be VERY persuasive!
That's how I used to lure wayward sailors
to their deaths, with my siren song...
...
You know, I don't really feel like translating this part...
Sure, you can blame laziness...
But then again, it would just be a bunch of "nae nae nae" or something.
Well, uh, let's just forget about that. So...
How are you today? Hopefully well.
If not, I hope things get better from here on out!
Don't be hesitant to let me know if you need anything, okay?
Thank you for watching, by the way.
It really warms my heart, knowing something like this can be enjoyed by other people.
Well, it was nice talking to you. The actual dialogue is coming soon, so thanks for reading the captions!
*Insert sailors suffering and dying*
I just killed Neil Apestrong...
And ruined my birthday.
And stranded us in space...
Not to mention,
ruined my birthday.
We're gonna die up here!
On my birthday.
Yes, I ruined your birthday,
and I'm sorry,
but I think we're past that now!
Can you take hats
in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
You mean like a weenie?
OKAY!
May I take your hat, sir?
𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓽, 𝓼𝓲𝓻?
𝕄  𝕒  𝕪     𝕀  -
Alright, I've heard enough...
You've got the job.
When does THIS happen in the movie?!
Now.
You're looking at NOW, sir.
Everything that happens NOW,
is happening NOW.
What happened to THEN?
We passed it.
When?
Just now!
We're in NOW now.
Go back to THEN!
When?
Now!
Now?
NOW!
I can't!
Why? We missed it.
When?
JUST NOW!
Marlene!
Your speech was so good!
Oh, it wasn't even that, like, I didn't even, like, try, it was just more like improv and like, I know I didn't even translate this properly but who cares-
Oh my god, why can't you just take the freaking compliment?
Oh my god, why can't you just take the freaking COMPLIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT?!
Hello, and welcome to "Standing Up" school!
Aaaaaaand, you failed.
Makoto,
did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
Yeah, I did... but Nagisa,
why do you still want to go to a pediatrician?
'Cuz a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end.
Duh.
I can't keep doing this,
I'm NOT your mom!
Well...
You do exhibit rather...
... "motherly" behavior, Makoto.
Yeah, I'm mean, my parents live in Burmuda.
And Haru's parents died in that train accident.
Trains are  f a s t.
So, you're like our mom!
Team mom!
Team Mom!
Team Mom!
Team MOM!
I'm NOT the Team Mom!
Team Mom!
Team MOM!
TEAM MOM!
Rei, why are YOU chanting?
It is a catchy chant.
Team Mo-
One more chant, and NO slushies after practice.
Thanks for watching! Stay safe!
