MELISSA MCCARTHY:
I think all of us
know that Ellen always has
the best guests on her show.
And recently, she had one
of my absolute favorites--
Billie Eilish on.
I love her.
I'm completely
obsessed with her.
We listen to her all the time.
In fact, if you don't like
her, just get up and get out.
We'll wait.
Just take a hike.
Nobody?
Good.
That's-- I was hoping nobody
was going to get up and leave.
My dream is really to
go on tour with her,
or to just like
lay down a track.
I think that's what the
kids are saying now.
I think we would
make a great duo.
I mean, we could tour together.
I would assume we would
end up best friends.
Maybe matching tattoos.
I don't know.
I think every super cool
17-year-old musician
needs a 48-year-old
Midwestern mother of two
kind of as like her hype man.
To me it makes sense.
So I wanted to
prove that I do have
what it takes to
perform with her,
and I put something together.
We can watch it or
we'll not watch it.
I mean, it's all-- roll
the tape I brought.
[BILLIE EILISH & MELISSA
MCCARTHY - "BAD GUYS"]
BILLIE EILISH: White shirt
now red, my bloody nose.
Sleeping, you're
on your tippy toes.
Creeping around
like no one knows.
Thinking you're so criminal.
MELISSA MCCARTHY: You know what?
It's raspberry.
BILLIE EILISH: So
you're a tough guy.
Like it really rough guy.
Just can't get enough guy.
Chest always so puffed guy.
I'm that bad type.
Make your mama sad type.
Make your girl friend mad tight.
Might seduce your dad type.
[HORN HONKING]
I'm the bad guy.
MELISSA MCCARTHY: But
then, of course, that
was the summer when I was 14.
Then I turned 15 and met Roger.
Oh boy, Roger.
BILLIE EILISH: I'm a bad guy.
MELISSA MCCARTHY: Oh, I think
you're too hard on yourself.
You're real [INAUDIBLE]
like a feather.
BILLIE EILISH: [EXHALES].
MELISSA MCCARTHY: Oh!
Allergies, huh?
Need a lozenge?
A lozenge.
What a crazy word.
Oh, here I go.
BILLIE EILISH: Duh.
I'm only good at being bad.
[CAR SCREECHING]
Bad.
MELISSA MCCARTHY: We're
practically twins.
We're blood twins.
BILLIE EILISH: I'm the bad guy.
MELISSA MCCARTHY: I hope
that helps me make my point.
I would love to do a
video with you, Billie.
And if that does improve
it, I don't know what does.
We'll be right back.
And just remember, Kristen
Bell is naturally dirty.
ANDY: Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more
awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things
like ball peen hammer,
and also some videos
of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into
that sort of thing.
[ELLEN SCREAMS]
[ANDY SCREAMS]
God [BEEP]
