Coffee is the perfect pick-me-up
when you're working long hours,
trying to get the kids ready
for school, or on your commute.
But what if you could enjoy the
taste and caffeine of coffee
without the hassle of a mug.
I'm listening.
Well, stop listening and
start trying chewable coffee.
My face.
What the H?
The chews take real coffee and
turn it into a tasty treat.
And don't worry about missing
out on your caffeine fix--
No, that was the
company payroll.
It still has the same
caffeine as a cup of coffee.
Why couldn't you just
hand it to me though?
So ditch the mug.
It burns.
And grab a bag of 15
individually-wrapped coffee
chews.
Oh, it hurts.
I don't have insurance.
Mm.
Mm.
That is good.
I do feel some pep in my step.
Now you get it.
That's like 15 cups
of coffee in each bag.
Buy a very real bag of chewable
coffee and shop for hundreds
more gifts at Vat19.com.
It's like 15-- Ow,
I bit my tongue.
Ow.
I tried to fight through
it, but I couldn't.
It really hurts.
My tongue.
Use it, John.
I'm going to draw real
blood here in a second.
(SINGING) Vat19.com
