I wanted to show them the "Buy dat Merch" song by Jake Paul cause it's just so funny
And I think you got- as musicians as a you
[Hila] Best song of the year
I think that you guys will appreciate it.
[Rhett] This is a new song?
No. He made it around Christmas time.
[Hila] Yeah, it's a Christmas song
[Link] Where am I gonna point my face to look at this?
[Ethan] It's gonna be on the TV screen here
It was Jake Paul "All I Want for Christmas"
So him and and his brother went on this just completely brutal competition  to sell merch because they have the same fans.
And December's as you know the biggest time of the year to sell stuff, and so they both just went balls out
[Hila] They both made like 10 songs
in December. [Ethan] But they're all-they're all...
...elaborate ploys to sell merch and so it came to a head when Jake Paul made this song that it's just to this day I...
...think it's on the sound board, Dan. Can you grace us?
[Link] I actively decide on a daily basis not to watch this type of stuff
*Hila laughs as "Buy dat Merch" by Jake Paul plays*
This one is dear to my heart and, listen, you're in my house now, so...
You don't have to say anything. I just want you to enjoy it because I know you're not gonna watch this
You're gonna laugh. You're gonna love this you're gonna Go home singing this on the way home
Buy that merch. Buy that merch. Buy that merch. Buy that merch. Buy that merch. Buy that merch.
Say all i want for Christmas is that Jake Paul merch. All i want for Christmas is that Jake Paul shirt.
All she want for Christmas is J.P. I;'m a flirt. All i want for Christmas is that J.P. sweatshirt.  Say Fanjoy.co/JakePaul get it while you can, before i sell it all. Spend a hundred dollars, free shipping yall. Go tell your mama, she gotta buy it all.
Thats when he does a really hard sell, "go tell your mom she's got to buy it all" -Ethan
okay radical theory here right okay
this is what makes me think
(sarcastic) How much do you love this song? -Hila
You guys gotta watch more youtube, there is good shit out there. -Ethan
we think about for a second because...
We can never do that, even is shameless as we are about getting people to buy our merch
[link] great stuff
[Ethan] any coupon codes?
No. We don't do coupon codes
[Ethan] we don't need coupon codes
There's this built-in governor that there's there's a certain amount of shame, the shame meter starts going up, right
But maybe we're just not being honest with ourselves maybe
Logan and Jake just just represent
perfect honesty
At this point, and we should just be making songs about how you should buy our merch. If we really want you to buy our merch we should just rap about it.
There's no filter - Link
The filter is gone... -Rhett
that is interesting theory. -Ethan
...And maybe this is the maybe this is a future ethic. -Rhett
They are just so honest. -Hila
Maybe this is...You know how when you...-Rhett
Every Single Persons got merch. -Ethan
You know how would you look back at certain times...-Rhett
We feel the same way about our merch. -Link
But we choose not to say it because we're embarassed. -Link
You don't want to proclaim it to the world, its not a good look. -Ethan
well it would just be embarassing
Maybe this is the future morality. -Rhett    I'd rather make less money than be so embarrassed by doing it. -Link
But what Rhett saying is that boy if I if I threw that
Self awareness, yeah if I threw the self-awareness out the window
Let me ask you this, if you made a song like this
how do you think your fans would respond?
Well I mean they would ([Ethan] buy that merch) they well they they would know that it was a joke...
