Forgive me, brother. Join me as I feast on
flesh!
Nay, hell-kin. For I... am... Vegan!
Vee... gan? What is this... vee- gan?
I have made a solemn vow... to eat no man-meat,
treating humankind as demonkind.
Sons of Asmodeus! Why, in Baal’s unholy
name, would you follow such a path?
In my infernal... wisdom, I think it... cruel
to do otherwise.
Cruel? CRUEL!? You realise that we are ‘of
the pit’? Spawn of Set?!
WE ARE THE ARMY OF ABADDON AND WE MUST TEAR
THE REALM OF MEN ASUNDER!
Speak not to me of cruelty-
I am not contesting that we have a... history
of violence towards-
Aeons of violence!
But the point, my void-brother, is that our
cave-demon ancestors ate humans because that’s
all they knew...
You live in a cave! We all live in caves!
But we’re wiser about humans now… we know
how they feel, their thoughts, their dreams...
We know that from eating them! What purpose
do these fangs serve, if not to extract their
memory pulp?
Hmmmmmmm... Spitefulness with notes of timidity
and just a hint of self loathing.
So... what DO you eat? What IS there to eat
besides the flesh of mortals?
These VeggieToes contain everything I need!
They taste just like real man toes!
They’re made from brimstone granules and
crushed lava glass… But who would know?
What madness…
...brought you to this?
Have you seen how... cute the infants are?
A worthy appetizer, to be sure.
Intelligent. Capable of such expression and
creativity... Ha, see how this sproglet tamed
a vicious were-mongrel...
Enough nonsense! Even you cannot resist the
ambrosial aroma of seared sapien? Nostrils
never lie, brother.
No human shall die so that I may eat.
Ah-ha!
Mortals can endure without hair. Who doesn’t
love a little hair?
They need that hair for warmth! I can’t
eat anything that comes from a
living thing. I don’t even milk them anymore!
Mephistopheles’ red balls!
I might have expected you to feel this way...
After all, it is not easy to face up to one’s
crimes...
You may devour this one!
Perhaps you could eat around the man-thing?
Hey! You’ve got it all wrong Doomslayer.
We HATE eating humans. We’re totally vegans.
We’re on your side!
Yeah exactly. Vee-gans... Why not try one
of these delicious Veggietoes? They taste
just like… never mind.
I hate you so much VEEG
I regret everything
