My track record is clean
Not a loss by me was seen
That Mewtwo fight was really cheap
See that Im the best
10 badges on my chest
Do the math that means I cant be beat
Fangirls on my hood
Cheering often as they should
Ashs pikachu just cant compete
My Magmars fire blast
Has got this like the last
Smell ya later Ash my wins complete
I got a better Krabby
Then ash did, what good are Tauros when theres
thirty of them
All I need is one bite from Umbreon
To make your haunter falter
I have made my point pretty clear
Beat the Elite Four using only leer
Its like my efforts simply were a bore
A loss that struck me to my very core
Gramps intruded to congratulate
But crowned Ash Ketchum Champ and thats my
fate
I dont want to be
stuck here in Johto League
Ive had you every step of the way from the
minute that I met you to the moment that I caved
My pace was faster, my steps were stronger,
my mind was sharper and heart was boulder
and the thing that I think hurts the most
is the fact that the man that would help me
not roast had his mind made up before I reached
my post, my dues were paid
but it doesnt matter now cause I am deposed,
forced to sit here and think. Like I dont
already think. What you think of the thought
that Im thinking here gramps does it help
to wipe clear your delirium? Did I lose you there Oak?
Yoohoo, Im over here, not that
you care, your busy giving freebies to a cap
wearing twerp instead of giving any cares
to Gary Oak.
and every step gets a little bit harder when
I know that my gramps isnt at my side. I
dont know what possessed him to give my career
assisted suicide
My families a disgrace
I worked like a bot to be top of the class
made a pass to the pack on track going half-mast
squirtle evolved into a blastoise before team
rocket could even make a blast choice
I showed that Im better nay by far the
best, better obviously than all the rest cant
rest I cant contest but by gramps standards
Ill always be another debtor for you.
Can I write a letter to gramps, saying perhaps,
that overall in every way im just better
then you. All thoughts in a thesis stating
ash is to oak in much the same way as hash
is to yolk; its brilliance! sheer genius
that none can surpass. But im having a gas
it doesnt matter to gramps. for him my name
is just buttface.
 But its Gary Oak.
My name is Gary Oak.
 
Its Gary Oak.
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