George Frideric Handel,
composer extraordinaire.
Do they statues out of you, cause...
mines over there.
I'm a master of Oratorio
Have you heard of the Messiah?
"Hallelujah"
Yeah that one, it's mine.
Born in 1685,
just like Johnny Bach.
Got the money and the fame, while his music sat forgot!
I've played in palaces and churches.
On harpsichord I'm the king.
No, not Elvis Presley. All that guy did was sing!
The name is Handel.
George Frideric!
That's what it is.
The name is Handel.
George Frideric
Can you Handel it?
My father was at odds with all of my musical habits.
He forbid me to have an instrument,
but I snuck one up to the attic.
Dad, the world's full of lawyers,
but composers are few.
I guess I'll do this on my own,
but I'll always think of you.
First I went to Italy...
For the opera and the food,
but when the king of England calls,
It's best not to refuse.
So off to England there I went,
to grace them with my work.
And I wrote it all in English,
so you can understand the words!
The name is Handel.
George Frideric!
That's what it is.
The name is Handel.
George Frideric!
Can you Handel it?
Yeah, stop right there...
Do you think you compare
to the music of Mozart?
That wouldn't be fair.
I was a prodigy.
In childhood, look at me...
Seven years old, writing my symphony.
Your music is stale,
out of touch...
It's too old.
Let's be honest,
some would even call it...
Baroque!
Careful there Mozart!
Watch your temper.
It'll get you in trouble.
Or don't you remember?
I don't think so.
I'm Vienna's favorite son.
And who's this Handel guy?
Oh yeah...
NO ONE!
Hey, didn't you have a sister...
who was just as good as you?
And with a more tolerable personality too?
Yeah, yeah...
Nannerl made a splash when we was eight.
But it's Wolfgang who has the,
GIANT MUSIC BRAIN!
I heard you couldn't keep a job,
cause you'd always run your mouth.
SILENCE!
I mean... let's not talk about that now.
Face it!
You follow in my footsteps son.
Yeah, but I did it better.
Ask anyone!
The name is Handel.
And Mozart!
That's what it is.
The name is Handel.
And Mozart!
Can you Handel it?
My legacy is strong!
So is mine!
Is that so?
That's enough!
Time to go then?
Goodbye!
Cheerio!
Handel, wait up!  I wasn't finished!
Hey, what are you deaf like Beethoven?
