JACK: Hello again camera
My old friend
EMILY: [Offscreen] we're on our way to the National History Museum
JACK: And I'm pumped
EMILY: Pumped? I though you were jacked?
JACK: Oh I am jacked.
EMILY: HANDS ON THE WHEEL
I should have never let you drive
[INTRO]
EMILY: I should have asked Charlie to take me.
JACK: Well then maybe you should have
EMILY: I should have. Charlie's great.
JACK: We should've brought Jeff. That's who we should've gotten.
EMILY: NO
JACK: Yeah we should go back for them!
EMILY: No. That is a terrible idea!
JACK: It's a great idea.
Or just Jeff.
EMILY: Do you even hear yourself?
JACK: Yeah. I hear myself loud and clear!
Oh yeah! I'll give him a call!
EMILY: Oh my god! No!
JACK: I'm gonna call Jeff
JEFF [on phone] What up bitch?
Jack!
JACK: JEFFFFF
[Both screaming each other's names]
JEFF: Hi Jack.
JACK: Hey Jeff.
JEFF: I'm not doing much. Just headed to my pole dancing class.
JACK: Aw yeah.  EMILY: What?
JEFF: It's giving me the greatest ass in the midwest. Who dat?
JACK: This is Emily.
JEFF: Emily?
JACK: Yeah!
JEFF: Annie's old roommate Emily?
JACK: Yup. The one and only.
JEFF: OH?!?
JACK: mmmm
JEFF: [kissy noises]
JEFF: OH?!?
JACK: And we're done here. [hangs up]
[no talking]
EMILY: Oh great we're here!    JACK: Jeff's an ass.
EMILY: Hey so we just got back from the museum.
And it was so cool. Dr. Roz's exhibit was amazing!
We loved it!
And I just. I got so much information for my info!
And after we were done
We went and looked at everything else and
it was just a great way to spend the day!
But I stand by the fact that I should have asked Charlie to take me!
JACK: [offscreen] Hey! I'm not that bad, am I?
EMILY: Sure,  you're not.
