- First game who's ready?
- Not me!
- Get it, Marzia! Get it, Marzia!
Get it, Marzia! Noooooo!
That's what you were fearing before!
- Yeah!
Calculated! Hit the calculated button
like we practiced! Yeah!
I'll give you a friendly push. There you go.
- "Marzia is a veteran" why are
they so nice to you?
- Thank you!
- All I get is "Felix so bad"...
- They recognise the talent.
- "They recognise the talent!"
- Look at this fucker!
- No swearing!
- Sorry!
- I'm not mad, I'm not salty at all.
Cause this is for a great cause, so it doesn't matter.
But if it wasn't I would be mad, just so we're clear.
- Oh, I know!
- We gotta shape it up. Come on, girl! Come on, girl!
I thought Italians were good at football.
- Yeah, but this is not football!
- Shame on you!
- On me?
- No, sorry, not you. You did great.
- Oh for fucksake! Sorry, sorry.
Calm down, Felix, it's a game.
- Already? What happened?
- Goddamnit!
- How are we doing back there?
We're doing good?
- I mean...
- 650. All good, no problem.
- We're usually good! Just so you
know, we're usually good.
- Well cause we play on my account.
- Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit tougher against...
I'm a bit higher level.
Should I play them on the switch instead?
- Nah, it's okay. I mean, if you... I don't know...
- No, I...
- I mean you could still score, here.
- Excuse me? Excuse me?
Excuse me?
- So how many how many goals have you scored?
- A million.
- A million?
- Yes.
- "Thank you for your positive contribution on this Felix"
and thank you Marzia as well, for her top-tier gameplay.
I'm making fun of you now.
I'm like ten times worse.
- No, you're not!
- Yeah, I am.
- If you wanna hit it say
"I got it" or something.
- But I don't know if I got it...
- Just say it, scream it loud and clear.
- Oh, shame.
- Ooh, I just got a friend request!
- Look at that, did you get a friend request?
- They scored and you're caring about friend requests?
- I feel like you should get a better team member...
- No! You're great! You're my favorite team member!
- Aw!
- Noo! Close!
- Do not watch, do not watch the...
- We're not watching. Skip it, skip it!
I'm looking at the ground.
I'm looking at the ground. I don't see anything. I don't see it. I don't see anything. What happened?
- Oh, nooo!
- It's your first time playing live as well.
Alright and you're not pl... Oh...
- I'm playing, look.
- Oh, okay.
- What happened?
- I was being nice to you for two seconds,
and then it didn't last.
- Go, go, go! This is a Marzia shot!
Nice, you got it!
- Me!
- "King is being carried by queen" thank you, thank you.
The sass!
- Marzia, Marzia! Get it! Noo!
- I know, I couldn't see it!
- It's right behind you.
- I wanna see!
- You wanna see this? I don't think you want to see this.
- Marzia be like...
- Oh...
- It's alright, you're brand new to the game.
That sounded so patronizing.
You're actually good, you're doing great.
- Oh yeah, nice pass! There you go!
- Me?
- Yeah!
- What did I do?
- You set it up. We're team!
We're like Haikyu!! Come on.
Every move matters.
What matters is not the style, 
it's getting the ball in the goal.
That's Haikyu!! style.
- Julien, be nice! She's new!
- Get it. girl!
- Yeah but I can't fly!
- "I can't fly!"
- Okay go, Marzia! Go, Marzia!
Go, Marzia! Get it, get it!
Come on!
Go, Marzia!
- I can't!
- Get it!
Yeeah!
- Okay, okay...
- Again!
Yaay!
- I like that last...
We're all simping!
Let's go! That counts, that counts!
- I like how much effort it took for everybody.
- We're a team! Hey, we're all in this
together. There you go.
- "Marzia is chilling" no I'm not chilling,
I'm attacking right now!
- Oh, that's when she strikes!
- Yeah!
- We can still get it!
Oh, God! Fucking hell, that's...
- It's okay, I got it. Got it, got it, got it.
Got it, got, it, got it.
- You had it, you had it all the
time, like you said. Oh God, he's back.
- Was it in? It didn't go in, so...
- No, I didn't going. You're right.
- Yeah, I got it.
- They're saying they would watch
if you played Animal Crossing 24/7.
- Yaas!
I mean, I'm just not very good at talking, especially live.
I don't know what to talk about, I don't know...
- What are you thinking right now?
- Ehm.
Scoring? Trying?
- See, that's it! You just...
Well, why did they score then? Huh? I'm just kidding.
- I'm trying.
- It's okay. No, I appreciate you coming
on and supporting the stream.
- Of course!
- Everyone say "we appreciate Mertz."
- You don't have to!
- Yeah, you have to. Otherwise you get banned.
- "Don't be so mean to your wife!"
I'm sorry. What?
- He is really not!
- "Marzia press jump and then boost"
you know that!
- Yeah but when you see the ball you just panic.
It's different when...
- My whole body twitches!
I don't have control of what I'm doing.
Do you want to talk about what your clan is there?
How come you're part of a clan, huh?
- Wait, does it show?
- MC2. Is that MC squared?
- Well, it's cause...
- You joined a clan...
- Yeah!
- ...without telling me?
- Oh yeah, you're not part of it!
- I'm not part of the frickin clan!
- We wear shark fins when we play together...
- You wear shark fins? I see how it is. Just cause
you know I don't have the shark fin emoji. Emoji?
- Oh, I got another friend request!
I'm so popular.
- Stop! You're like "this is the last game, we
need to make you count! I got friend request!"
- I'm not mad!
- Come on, we can do it!
- Okay, let's go!
- We should make our own clan?
- Yeah!
- Can the 9 year olds or 19 year olds join the clan?
- Sure!
- Can I join the clan?
- Ehm, don't know!
- What?
- I have to think about it.
- I can joing the clan or?
- If you score now yes, otherwise no.
- It looked like you were gonna score!
- Oh my God...
- That never happened.
- Skip, just skip it. Thank you,
don't wanna see that ever again.
- I'm gold league!
- I can tell!
Ready for diamond, and this
is what I have to put up with?
- I thought you were good!
- Me too!
- Me too... It's cause I'm not part of a clan.
- Go Mertz, go Mertz, go Mertz! Yeeah!
Teamwork!
Nice centering!
- Calculated!
- Calculated! I don't have "calculated", damnit!
He laughed at you!
- Who?
- I don't like that!
- They want us to watch Phineas and Ferb together.
- That sounds fun.
- Yeah? You hesitated.
- Have you seen it? I've never seen it.
- Ehm, I've seen a couple.
- No, I was hesitating because I know you don't...
- Excuse me what? I love Phineas
and Ferb. What are you talking about?
- Do you ever forget the controls?
- Never.
- Don't push me, don't push me.
- ...in the last one? That's so sad, that's so sad.
- We'll win, we have plenty of time!
- Someone called you Martian.
- I'll take it!
- We tried so hard, but we still suck...
in the end it is for charity.
That doesn't rhyme, okay.
