Yo Benjaman, Come hither
Imma tell you a story about the worst Christmas
Special ever
It all started in 1978 so heres a timeline
for you to circumnavigate
1977 a new hope was coming fast and 20th century
fox sought to make dirty cash
so in 1978 They threw a santa hat on Chewy
and sat back on their sash and waited for
green and golden gooey
It didn't happen! the people wasnt havin'
it
and George lucas said,
"If I had the time and a sledge hammer I'd
track down every copy and smash it!"
So there you have it
the ugly bird whos own momma wouldn't even
love it.
So Merry Chrismas, send a hug out to your
moms
and Happy holidays from all of us @ 80sTees.com
