Okay.
 [ Laughter ]
Since you are
 a Cordon Bleu-trained chef,
   I'm going to give you
30 seconds
   to chop
 four cups of onions
 while answering
trivia questions
 about songs that
   somehow feature food.
   You will be judged on
  the following three factors...
  I'm ready. Okay.
 ...Answer Accuracy,
   Chop Precision,
 and Tears Shed.
   -Kelis...
 -Yes?
  -...are you ready?
  -I'm ready.
Let's get 30 seconds
on the clock.
Let's begin.
   Kelis, The Rolling Stones
   sang a 1971 song
  about what dark sweetener?
 "Brown Sugar."
   Yes, that's correct.
 Warrant had a 1990 hit song
about what fruit pastry?
  Um, "Cherry Pie"?
   That's correct.
   That's correct.
Ludacris' 2003 album
  is named
 after what
 food-and-drink combination?
   Beer and wine.
 Uh, sor--
No, beer and milk --
  beer and chicken.
 "Chicken-n-Beer" --
   That's correct.
   [ Laughter and applause ]
 Prince sang a song
about what fruit-colored
   French hat?
Um, "Raspberry Beret."
   That's correct.
 50 Cent says he'll love you
 like a fat kid loves what?
Cake!
 We do love cake.
[ Laughs ]
In the song "Juicy,"
  Notorious B.I.G. remembers
 when he used to eat
  what for dinner?
Oh, sardines.
 That's correct.
  [ Buzzer ]
 Oh, I'm sorry.
  That's time.
   Kelis...
[ Cheers and applause ]
   ...that was glorious.
