>> Jimmy: THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL 
JACKET. 
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 
YOU SO MUCH. 
>> Jimmy: I WOULD LOOK SO DUMB 
IN A JACKET LIKE THAT BUT LOOKS 
GREAT ON YOU. 
>> I'M LOOKING LIKE SEXY JIFFY 
POP THIS IS AMAZING. 
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING, HOW'S 
EVERYTHING?
>> I'M GOOD, MAN. 
>> Jimmy: I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS 
ABOUT SOMETHING I WANT TO 
CONFESS TO YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW 
I'M SURE PEOPLE DO THIS ALL THE 
TIME AND DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF
THOSE PEOPLE THAT YOUR 
IMPRESSIONS ARE SO GREAT THAT 
I'D LIKE YOU TO DO THEM.
IS IT ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU'RE
LIKE EH. 
>> JIMMY FOR YOU, ANYTHING, I'VE
BEEN A FAN SINCE "THE MAN SHOW".
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, 
APPRECIATE IT. 
>> MY FIRST PICTURE OF JUGS ON 
THE MAN SHOW THIS IS MY BEING A 
LAWYER. 
>> Jimmy: THIS IS CLOSE WE'LL 
DRINK A BEER AFTER.
WHAT'S THE MOST OBSCURE 
IMPRESSION YOU DO?
>> I THINK JOHN MEL ANY.
I'M JOHN MELANNIE ON JIMMY 
KIMMEL AND I'M LOVING  IT 
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN I DO THIS ONE BUT I NEVER 
TALK ABOUT IT, I DO JASON 
STATHAM AND I SAY I'M THE 
TRANSPORTER AND WHAT I WILL DO 
IS PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND 
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GIRL RIGHT ON
TOP OF YOUR CORPSE. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
>> THANK YOU.
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT EVER. 
>> Jimmy: SO HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU
DO THAT. 
>> HE DOESN'T KNOW. 
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULDN'T DO HIM 
EVER IF HE'S AROUND. 
>> NO HE'D KICK MY BUTT.
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T SEEM LIKE HE 
HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 
>> NO HE LAUGHS LIKE THIS. 
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN DEVELOPING 
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THAT HARD TO 
DO BECAUSE WE'RE SO FAMILIAR 
WITH HIS SPEECH PATTERNS?
>> THING ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA 
IT EMERGED.
PEOPLE WERE LIKE THAT'S NOT 
GOOD.
HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HIM.
AND TALKING TO SNL STEVE HIGGINS
HE SAID TALK FROM THE BACK OF 
YOUR THROAT SO I STARTED TO DO 
THAT.
I WAS LIKE WELL IF I TALK FROM 
THE BACK OF MY THROAT THEN ALL 
OF A SUDDEN I SOUND LIKE OBAMA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: BOY YOU REALLY DO.
>> YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TO COME 
BACK BUT I'M NOT.
ASKED FOR THIS BITCH YOU ASKED 
FOR IT.
>> Jimmy: HE LIKED YOUR 
IMPRESSION RIGHT?
>> OH, YEAH WHEN I DID IT IN 
FRONT OF HIM DIDN'T WANT HIM TO 
SAY SOMETHING TO SECRET SERVICE 
AND POP MY HEAD OFF. 
>> Jimmy: NO YOUR HEAD IMPORTANT
IN THIS CAREER. 
>> YEAH MAN. 
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU MARRIED INTO 
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE IT. 
>> SHANNON SHARP HATES IT. 
>> Jimmy: THE FOOTBALL PLAYER 
SHANNON SHARP IS A GREAT ONE TO 
DO. 
>> I KNOW THE FIRST TIME I DID 
IT HE TWEETED ON TWITTER LIKE DO
I REALLY SOUND LIKE THAT. 
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I TWEETED BACK AT HIM, YES YOU 
DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE DOESN'T LIKE IT BUT IT'S 
FLATTERY I LIKE SHANNON SHARP.
>> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF IN A WAY 
ALMOST FALL IN LOVE WITH A 
PERSON'S VOICE TO HAVE IT THAT 
MUCH IN YOUR HEAD AND PSYCHE. 
>> YOU HAVE TO LIKE THEM A LOT. 
>> Jimmy: THIS MOVIE YOU'RE 
DOING FROM OSCAR WINNING 
DIRECTOR STEVEN SOLDERBERGH HE'S
DIRECTED THIS ON AN iPHONE. 
>> I CAN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IT'S 
A iPHONE CAN AT THE TIME YOU I 
CAN TELL YOU IT WASN'T SHOT ON 
THE SAMSUNG NOTE.
DON'T WANT IT TO BLOWUP IN HIS 
FACE.
>> Jimmy: TSZ NOT A COMEDY. 
>>S A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER.
HE HIT ME UP SAID I SEEN YOUR 
WORK AND KNOW YOU HAVE A 
DRAMATIC SIDE I WANT TO USE IN 
THIS FILM.
I'M LIKE YOU'RE STEVEN 
SOLDERBERGH OF COURSE I'M GOING 
TO DO.
FIRST TIME HE SAW ME WAS MY 
VIDEO WILL SMITH VERSUS DENZEL 
[ APPLAUSE ]
SOME OF Y'ALL SEEN IT.
SO HE SAID MATT DAMON WAS ON THE
SET WITH HIM AND THE INTERVIEW 
WAS GOING SO WELL. 
>> Jimmy: OH, MAN. 
>> I FORGOT THE SHOW GOT BEEF. 
>> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S BACK THERE.
BUT GO AHEAD. 
>> SO HE SHOWS THE VIDEO GOES 
WOW THAT'S DOPE AND HE'S LIKE 
YOUTYO
I WANT TO WORK WITH THIS KI. 
>> Jimmy: WOW AND HE THOUGHT 
ABOUT YOU. 
>> I'M SORRY I LET Y'ALL DOWN.
>> Jimmy: DO DENZEL. 
>> I'M NOT A JUKE BOX KIMMEL. 
>> Jimmy: CLOSE IT OUT WITH 
SOMETHING GREAT. 
>> YOU KNOW WHAT JIMMY I GET ON 
THIS SHOW. 
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVERYBODY'S LISTENING, I REALLY 
LIKE IT BECAUSE THE LADIES LOOK 
AT ME AND THEY SAY DAMN THAT 
MAN'S SEXY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY MAN. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD STUFF.
YOU HAVE THE WHOLE THING IS 
IMPORTANT.
DON'T REALLY NEED TO BOOKES JUST
COULD BE JUST YOU THE WHOLE 
TIME. 
>> THAT'S RIGHT BE JUST ME AND 
CHAD WE'LL PLAY EVERYONE IN 
HOLLYWOOD THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO 
MY MAN. 
>> I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING TH
