Welcome to Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Hello!
Or should I say, Aloha?
That means hello in Hawaiian.
- Hi, can I get--
- It also means goodbye.
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
- I--
- My sister has!
She got me this novelty
hula girl statue, look.
[slurring tongue]
Can I just get a coffee?
I can hula hoop really fast! Wanna see?
[yelling]
You know what, I'll just stick with water.
Suit yourself, aloha!
Thank you so much!
Hi, can I have a triple
foam mermaid frappe
with almond milk and extra sprinkles?
Sure! one triple foam mermaid frappe
with almond milk and extra sprinkles
coming right up.
What's the name for the order?
It's Tashleigh.
All right, is that T-@-$-#-L-E-!-G-H?
I'm shook! Nobody ever gets that right.
You know what? I like you.
B-T-dubbs, can I get the Wi-Fi?
Do you know what Wi-Fi stands
for? I didn't so I looked it up.
It doesn't actually stand for anything,
it's just a weird trademark term
which is both weird and boring.
But why do you even need Wi-Fi
just talk to the people around you.
Hi, I'm Alicia, nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Alicia. Love
that top, prefer it in blue.
Hi, I'm Alicia. Ooh, you're
writing a movie script!
Uh-huh. Yeah, love it. Ooh,
hilarious! nice plot twist, ah-ha!
Nice but I think it needs a new ending.
[typing]
There!
Wow, that's really good.
Really good... Powerful.
Okay I like really need
to get online like right now.
I mean, what's the point of
ordering a triple foam mermaid frappe
with almond milk and extra sprinkles,
if I don't post a picture of it?
Oh good point! The network is Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Guest
And the password is Coffee! coffee!
Coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee!
And make sure you capitalize
the c's in the first and third coffees
and also the second
e in the seventh coffee.
- Seventh coffee? Okay.
- Uh-huh.
- Got it! Bye!
- Bye!
Hi! Welcome to Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Coffee, Coffee, Whoa.
Uh, I'm picking up a
mobile order for Jessica.
I feel different.
Well see, I'm kind of in a
hurry. I don't have time for...
Whatever's going on with you.
I'm drinking decaf, as in no caffeine.
So the whole point of a mobile order
is to have it ready when I get here.
And so now I'm here...
[snoring]
And she's asleep.
Hey! Hi, hey. Okay.
Sorry, excuse me.
[splashing]
Whoa what'd I miss?
My mobile order, I must
have my mobile order.
And I must have caffeine.
[slurping]
I'm back baby! Ha-ha!
[screaming]
Hi I'm back again.
- And I have a mobile order for Reginald.
- No.
- An order for Lucinda.
- Not me.
- An order for Don Butch.
- Still not me.
- An order for Shantea.
- Nope.
- An order for Sophie.
- Nah.
[yelling]
