Boxing.
The art of manhood.
The physical expression of inner strength, and also outer strength.
In addition to being a world-renowned writer, sophisticated dresser, and surprisingly sensual dancer,
I am, of course, a famously great boxer.
Today, HG Wells and I are going to teach you how to box your way to the top.
The top of what?
The top of--
The top of boxing.
Where are your gloves?
Great question, HG.
I love seeing you so interested in this endeavor.
We're going to be starting with some basic bobs and weaves,
parries, feints, hooks, but not before mastering the Irish stance, and learning both London and Queensberry rules.
Now, HG, what is the most important thing in boxing?
What should every boxer start with?
Stretching.
Uh...raising your body temperature.
Examining your opponent's fighting style for strengths and weaknesses.
A nice, stiff drink. Exactly.
What'll it be, HG?
Water.
Goddamnit, HG.
Sparkling, preferably.
I think, yep. Well, will you take a look at that.
We're all out of water. Gone. All kinds of water.
Well, I mean, I'll do Planter's Punch, with a bit of pineapple--
Whiskey it is. Neat? Sounds good.
There you have it, folks. You just learned how to box from a master. Take care.
But you haven't actually--
