HAVE YOU EVER 
GIVEN YOUR PHONE NUMBER 
TO SOMEONE WHO WAS FAMOUS, 
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE 
THE WRONG IDEA? 
-WHAT? 
-WHAT? 
LIKE, I GET DRUNK TEXTS 
FROM [BLEEP] OCCASIONALLY. 
[ LAUGHS ] 
[BLEEP] 
I ALSO GET DRUNK TEXTS FROM 
AWW. 
GRANT, TORY, AND I DID THIS
 OVER 
LIQUOR A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO. 
IT WAS PRETTY MUCH 
ALMOST THE SAME. 
Grant: YEAH. 
ARE YOU SHIRTLESS A LOT 
IN THIS SHOW? 
"I LIVE ON THIS BOAT, 
AND I ONLY WEAR A BERET." 
AND YOU REALIZE, LIKE, 
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, 
THERE'LL BE, YOU GATHERINGS 
WHERE SOMEONE WILL SAY, 
"I WONDER IF..." AND ONE OF US 
WILL BE ABLE TO GO, 
"ACTUALLY, I'VE DONE THAT." 
[ LAUGHTER ] 
AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE 
I'M AN IDIOT, 
WHICH I MIGHT BE. 
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN YOUR, LIKE, 
HOSPITAL BED, 
ON YOUR DEATHBED, 
EVERYONE'S LIKE, 
"HE'S CRAZY. 
HE'S SAYING ALL THESE 
CRAZY STORIES." 
TORY'S LIKE, "I FOUGHT A BULL! 
I DID! I FOUGHT A BULL!" 
"OH, GRANDPA'S CRAZY." 
YOU DO WEAR 
A URINE COLLECTION DEVICE, 
WHICH IS THIS TAPERED 
RUBBER CONDOM THING, 
AND YOU HAVE TO TRIM IT 
TO FIT YOURSELF, 
AND THERE'S A SPEECH. 
THEY SAY, "DO YOURSELF A FAVOR 
