
Chinese: 
[Captions by Yuhan S. at Y Translator]
足球运动员的种类
足球运动员的种类
十三种踢足球的人
永远的守门员
哟 兄弟
你当守门员
啥？
为什么我总是必须当守门员？
因为
其他人都不想当守门员
别担心
我们会在两粒进球后
换掉你，好吗？
保证？
我保证
两粒进球？
两粒进球
这真是胡说八道
拜托 兄弟们
我以为我们说好了进两粒球的
这都好像是进了27个了
十三种踢足球的人
愤怒的球员
嘿！
你是不是要试着杀了我？
嘿！
刚才传的那么好
你到底知不知道怎么踢球？
你的脚是干什么的？
传球！
传球！
传球！
嘿！
你是聋了还是咋了？
我让你传球的
十三种踢足球的人
戏精守门员

English: 
[Captions by Mikee M. at Y Translator]
TYPES OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS
TYPES OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS
THE FOREVER GOALKEEPER
>> Yo, bro.
You be the keeper.
>> What?
Why do I always
have to be the keeper?
>> Because,
no one else wants
to be the keeper.
Don't worry.
We'll switch you out
after two goals, okay?
>> Promise?
>> I promise.
>> Two goals?
>> Two goals.
>> This is bullshit.
[Music]
Come on guys,
I thought we were doing two goals.
It's been like 27.
THE ANGRY PLAYER
>> Hey!
You trying to kill me, is it?
Hey!
That was such a good pass.
You know how to play football or not?
You got feet for what?
>> Pass!
Pass!
Pass!
Hey!
Are you deaf or what?
I asked you to pass.
THE DRAMATIC GOALKEEPER

English: 
[LION ROAR]
Four goals!
What's up!?
>> Saved!
>> The goalkeeper's block was in.
THE CLUMSY GOALKEEPER
THE CLUMSY GOALKEEPER
>> [inaudible] that well.
>> And his shot has just gone right through 
one of the best goalkeepers in the world.
>> Oh there's a shot --
He shot it!
>> We've got the option to Marcel.
>> Oh, my Lord!
THE PRO FOOTBALLER
>> They say...
nothing is impossible.
And I...
always do the impossible.

Chinese: 
四粒进球
怎么了!?
保住了!
守门员守住了
十三种踢足球的人
笨拙的守门员
不错
他的射球刚刚穿过了世界上最好的守门员之一
哦 那里有一记射门
他射中了！
我们可以选择Marcel.
哦我的天啊!
十三种踢足球的人
专业球员
他们说
没有什么是不可能的
而我
总是做不可能的事

Chinese: 
不可能的事什么都不是
所以
我
什么都不是
虚无
就是我
Dan
传球
哦 我的腿！
天啊 这真疼！
嗷 嗷 嗷
我会失去这条腿吗？
不会，你会没事的
天啊这也太疼了！
来人给我拿瓶水
十三种踢足球的人
汗津津的人
恶心
穿个衬衫
十三种踢足球的人
没有队伍想要的人
大家 我能踢吗？
有人现在累了吗？
大家 我需要快点去踢
拜托 朋友们
我得快离开了
我妈妈不允许
我待在外面太晚
这都已经下午三点了

English: 
Impossible is nothing.
So, therefore...
I...
am nothing.
and nothing...
am I.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
>> Oh, my leg!
>> Oh God, it hurts!
Will I lose this leg?
>> No, you'll be fine.
>> Oh God, it hurts so much!
Someone get me a bottle of water.
THE SWEATY GUY
>> Gross!
Put on a shirt.
THE GUY NOBODY WANTS ON THEIR TEAM
>> Guys, can I play?
Anybody tired yet?
Guys, I need to play soon.
Please friends,
I need to go soon.
My mother won't allow
me to stay out too late.
It's already 3 p.m.

Chinese: 
啊 好吧 来吧 来吧
哦 太好了 太好了
我保证我会让队伍更好的
加油队伍！
我可以做到这个的
加油队伍
这也太危险了 兄弟
我可以做到这个
刚刚很接近了
就当守门员吧你！
好的
我很抱歉
但是那有点近了
我觉得我干得很不错
嗷!
大伙儿 我拿到球了
十三种踢足球的人
不幸的人

English: 
>> Ahh, okay come in, come in.
>> Oh great, great.
I promise I'll make the team better.
Go team!
I can do this.
Go team!
That was dangerous man.
I can do this.
That was close.
>> Just be the keeper!
>> All right.
I'm sorry.
But that's kind of close or what?
I think I did a pretty good job.
Ow!
Guys, I got the ball!
THE UNLUCKY GUY

English: 
THE FULL OF EXCUSES
>> Hey guys,
do we pump the ball or something?
We didn't pump the ball yet, right?
Hey guys!
I think that's something
wrong with the field.
It's not even or something man.
Can we pump the ball?
I think the ball's not pumped yet.
Hey, guys we didn't bump the ball yet.
There's no way we could
have pumped the ball yet.
>> Pass, I'm open!
I'm open!
>> Dan!
You were supposed to be there!
THE SCAREDY CAT
>> For the team.
>> Why am I even the wall?
We are not even that tall!
THE ACTOR
NEYMAR
>> Ref!
Foul!
My leg!
[whistles]
Aw, my ears!

Chinese: 
十三种踢足球的人
总有理由的人
嘿 大家
我们给球打过气了吗？
我们还没给球打过气 是吗？
嘿 大家
我觉得这块场地
有点问题
它一点都不平或者有其他毛病
我们能给球打气吗？
我觉得球现在都没打气
嘿 大家
我们还没给球打气呢
我们不可能给球打过气了
传球 我等着呢
我等着呢
Dan!
你本应该在那里的
十三种踢足球的人
胆小鬼
为了队伍
我为什么在人墙里？
我们根本没那么高
演员
内马尔
Ref!
Foul!
我的腿
吹哨
我的耳朵！

English: 
My ears!
[whistles]
What?
Again?
This ref sucks.
>> You all right?
>> Oh, ref.
>> What?
>> Oh, same team, same team.
Come on let's go, let's go, let's go!
[whistles]
>> No, ref!
I got the ball.
I got the ball.
What is this?
Go to the toilet?
Top up the card.
>> Gift card?
[whistles]
>> Voucher?
>> Voucher!
[whistles]
THE STRONG SHOOTER
>> Hey, bro.
Chill.
It's only a friendly game.

Chinese: 
我的耳朵！
吹哨
什么？
又来？
这个ref真讨厌
你还好吗？
哦 ref.
咋了？
一个队的 一个队的
继续 走吧 走吧 走吧
吹哨
不 ref!
我拿到球了
我拿到球了
这是什么？
去厕所？
加满卡
礼品卡？
吹哨
打折券？
打折券!
吹哨
十三种踢足球的人
强劲的射手
嘿 兄弟
放松
这只是个友谊赛

English: 
>> What you mean it's a friendly game?
Get back to position.
THE BULLY
[Music]

Chinese: 
你说这是个友谊赛是什么意思啊？
回到你的位置上
恶霸
不 不

Chinese: 
对我仁慈点
不
哎呦

English: 
[Music]
>> No, no!
Have mercy on me.
No!
>> Oops.
[Music]
