near 1 2 3 4 s challenge need to break
into it's impossible house welcome to
your final challenge what oh behind me
ladies and gentlemen is new one two
three fours impossible hats but let's be
honest viewers how impossible can a
house be that was built by a new the
first thing I'm noticing our lava floors
that are definitely not go I don't even
have to jump over these you could just
walk diagonally and you won't even fall
into the lava and his front door is wide
open I'm not going to enter through the
front door just yet because I don't know
if there's a trap on the other side of
it this looks very suspicious and
another thing I noticed he built the
impossible house above a ravine and it
looks like a place down the
worst-looking lava trap I've ever seen
in my entire life I also see a sign that
says chickens are friends I have no idea
what that means there's a there's a cage
with T&D inside of it on the back side
of the house I see an entrance I mean
what is the worst that could happen here
you fell for my trap noob ok there's
there is no trap here it's not even like
there was a redstone plate that
triggered a cage or TNT there is no way
viewers that we are not going to be able
to break inside of this house I'm soaked
up and that we're gonna be in or break
into the house I'm just gonna walk
through the front door so do me a favor
guys make sure you leave a like down
below for myself and Diglett so we could
break inside of the new towels
once again amazed with a one block jump
with lava look at this tiny bridge is
the noob really think I'm going to jump
from the bridge onto the redstone press
replayed to enable some form of TNT
ain't happenin chief Oh speak of the
noob himself well well you seem to have
stumbled into my possible house you
welcome across many challenges and will
not prevail we'll see about that noob 1
2 3 4 good luck getting out even if you
can what does that mean oh oh what and
he's gone ok well let's sit here new
just because you destroyed my bridge
back it's not wait I'm pretty sure if I
wanted to I could literally just jump
back and
get out of the house but I'm not going
to I want to see what is inside of this
possible house and why is it so
difficult to break into because we're
already into the first story of his
impossible house I see this oh this is a
very sketchy ladder I don't know if we
should be doing this Diglett this is
dangerous so far so good no traps in the
area we've got a lot of regular
Minecraft chests over here what are
these audience I have never seen custom
minecraft portals like this before at
least not inside of the noobs house and
then we've got what is this in case you
forget the farms is your hint it's a
locked chest I've never seen a lock like
that in Minecraft how would the noob
make a custom lock chest I hold on
Oh feed the wheat I've got a bad feeling
when I press this something dangerous is
going to happen I'm going to stand clear
what did I say I do something bad was
gonna happen what the heck there's not
even fireballs and the dispenser but
when I clicked a button they appear
magically Oh hold on wait a second what
is this there's chickens why are there
chickens over here my chickens be free I
have freed you from the noob himself go
no chickens you guys got to get out of
here if you spend over fifty five
dollars from March 25th to the 29th at
Preston Stiles calm you won't get a free
jumbo gaming red Pizza mouse pad and
there's a chest inside of here with a
key wait this is the key to the lock
chest and it was here the whole time
what I tell I'm telling you man the noob
never changes inside of the lock chest
is another key a key made from oak
planks wooden plank key wait a second so
I'm starting to think do we really want
to go inside of here at this point in
time we've talked too much smack not to
go inside of the portal come over here
to the middle what is this guy really
trying to issue commands to me you made
it to my first challenge find the
correct order of the mechanics to us
extend not extend ladies and gentlemen
but to extend that will open the iron
gate over here bro this is going to be
so easy redstone torches all I have to
do is to figure out how
to get this to open my thoughts are that
the newb has no idea what he's set up
inside if you're I guarantee you guys if
we just place down a random redstone
torches eventually we are going to get
this iron gate to open no problem what
did I say the redstone lamps light up
opening the iron bars okay what what is
this
oh my you gotta be kidding me he put
barrier blocks here so now we've got to
do parkour you think this is gonna keep
me from getting into your possible house
noob think again this is the easiest
parkour I think I've ever had to do in
my entire life I'm not even going to use
all the redstone torches because I feel
like I'm just wasting items this is
ridiculous new you have got to build a
better impossible house like come on man
this is the easiest parkour ever done in
my entire life and now we've got another
key this is the leaves key a key made
from leaves oh boy I wonder what is
inside of the leaves portal probably a
bunch of nonsense
how does he do it if I could catch up to
you
I bet you I could beat you in a 1v1 PvP
fight with my fists even if you had a
diamond sword this room is very
dangerous the water can can apparently
slurp you right down but get to the end
and I will let you use my hot tub I
don't want to use your hot tub noob his
hot tub is probably full of disgusting
bacteria we don't even know if he even
knows how to clean it appropriately okay
so we've got away we have a boat and
we've got a fishing rod something in
here is going to let us get out of here
what wait a second what is it what are
you serious wait this is just tripwire
wait can we use our fishing rod on it oh
whoa whoa whoa what did we just do hold
on whoa okay that was actually a little
bit deep the news is good today ladies
and gentlemen a green foil shirt which
comes in the brand new
slip bag is a depressant Stiles come
right now okay what do these do I'll be
oh oh they're breaking my boat no no no
no no no oh my gosh my boat just got
eaten No
how do we get out of this okay we're
good we're good hopefully we don't need
our boat anymore oh come to Papa chest
we now have the grass key which looks
almost identical to the leaves key I
feel like the noob isnt even trying with
these challenges he builds these crazy
challenges and they're so easy to get
through and I just realized this is his
hot tub this is a dangerous October 8
he's a gentleman if you were to go into
this in real life you would basically
not be able to breathe when I'm done
with this video I am going to be blowing
up this hot tub because it is not safe
for any mankind before we go to the
grass portal guys do me a favor if
you're enjoying these videos with the
noob make sure you take this device
started like this make that red
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notification bells so you never miss a
YouTube video oh great and once again
he's hiding himself he knows I could
beat him to a pulp with my diamond sword
you will never make it out of this one
live I place the key in the ceiling full
of lambs come my bats attack where they
geese ain't pets oh whoa okay I just
actually got these shivers these spiders
are terrifying no no no no no oh I don't
like this I mean I'm not really as
scared of spiders in real life but these
are terrifying looking and they're huge
okay you know I'm gonna get at a safe
distance I'm going to use my bow and
arrow because that's what Legolas would
do for the Lord of the Rings oh yeah
these spiders are not even that
dangerous they did like two shots with
my bow and arrow to take out was that
the entire challenge noob do you really
think I'm that bad at PvP that I can't
wait okay we've got silverfish does the
noob really think I'm this bad at PvP
that I can't I can't fight a few spiders
that might have been the easiest
challenge of Minecraft I've ever had to
do Oh what is this oh wait we do what
okay I just got a key how did I get that
key what do we want to go down there I
feel like we've got a check and see
what's down here it's
room what is this there's like all of
these rooms we dropped down the hole
there's like all of these this
looks like a minecraft factions Base
okay now where are we going
maybe we shouldn't adventure anymore
where is this I don't even know where we
are now and now we have the gravel
portal I'm starting to think I didn't
even need to bring big letters back up I
only brought him because I thought it
was actually going to be difficult whoa
oh my gosh this room is so laggy what
did you do to my pets well obviously I
had to kill your pets your pets were
trying to hurt me so I had to take them
out it's not my fault okay you will pay
for it by getting trapped in my maze of
chess dude you're not gonna trap me in
this maze I will say this though it is
incredibly obnoxious because it's so
laggy there's so many jets that it
actually makes it really hard to
maneuver through all of them Diglett I
need your keen sense of smell to get
through this boy I mean look at this I
still don't know if this is diglettz
nose or if this is his mouth can you
guys help me out in the comments cuz I'm
still I'm still lost i Diglett use that
schnoz er of years to get us out of this
mess so we could beat that newb to a
pulp that's what he gets for trying to
make a new bad of me the fact that we
haven't managed to get through this maze
already already starts to it makes me
feel like a noob I don't like feeling
like a new bet is the least thing I like
feeling like wait a second is it wait no
this is where we came from oh my gosh
noob you are going to get it when I
catch up to you I'm going to give you my
diamond sword where is this man's at are
we going the right way I think we're
going the right way I don't even know if
we're going there elke we're not going
the right way
what's that Diglett you say to the left
okay I'm going to trust you this time
don't lead me astray Diglett
wait are we going the right way dagwon I
figure a genius I think we're onto
something here we haven't had a dead end
in like ten seconds that's a good sign
100%
I see lava in the distance which means
we are on the path of righteousness Hey
Diglett what is the man ladies and
gentlemen can we get a lag down below in
this video just for Diglett main that's
Oh while I'm waiting for this fire to
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random video being posted if you want to
be featured and let's do this new
parkour honestly this bar core is very
easy I mean once again I didn't really
expect it to be difficult because we are
talking about the new beer oh that jump
is actually a little bit worrisome but
we still managed to absolutely nail it
oh and what is this a jest containing
the key for the cobblestone portal okay
but unfortunately now I've got to redo
all of this parkour but I'm not gonna
make you I'm but I'm not gonna make you
guys watch that let's do a quick recap
we have done the gravel portal we've
done the grass portal we've done the
Leafs portal we've done the wood plank
portal which means all we have left the
dirt portal which I guarantee you is the
final portal because the new bloods dirt
and now we are onto the cobblestone
portal you are making me quite mad you
know I told you your house would not be
able to defeat me noob I'm too strong
and too powerful plus I've got my
sidekick Diglett and he can do anything
but you will never survive my love of
forge like 43 keys I have hidden in my
Forge to move on sometimes it's hard to
read what the noob says like his English
is so broken that sometimes I even have
difficulties keeping up oh this is
actually a big jump
I'm impressed the new was able to make
this ah yes a nut and bolt key a key
made of nuts and bolts ladies and
gentlemen very descriptive by the noob
if only the new book could make this
parkour a little bit more challenging I
would feel more satisfied but
now I'm starting to feel dissatisfied by
how easy he has been making it all wait
a second hold on the noob might actually
have me stumped how do we get to this
key I am actually very impressed with
the noob right now because I'm kind of
I'm kind of dumbfounded which means I
don't know exactly how I get to that key
so in the meantime I'm going to try to
follow this path what does this do there
is a sign that says chickens are friends
um Oh what is that
Oh what did I just do oh no oh wait wait
and there's a button over here to hold
on I'm not noticing some things I'm
starting to notice of things wait can we
use eggs can eggs hit a button okay they
they they are not oh no check it don't
fall into the lava so sorry I spawned
you all this chicken is going to oh this
is I can't watch this oh that was hard
to watch how do I get to this chest I'm
actually getting irritated yeah oh oh
okay we made it what is this oh that's
the third key inside of there but I
still don't know how to get to key
number two so how do I get to this key I
have finally figured out how to get to
key two out of three you have to jump
from this anvil and land right there on
the edge of that cobblestone block oh
but it's not easy it's not easy and I
got I got set up fire a little bit it's
okay we're not going to die from this
and we did get a second key now we could
press the button open the iron gates Oh
what is this oh yes a platform is
literally spotting for us to get the
third key come on noob you made this
challenge too easy buddy
ladies and gentlemen we have all three
keys which means we could go into the
new area and the lava also disappeared
look at that lava the lava that was
blocking key two out of three has now
vanished now let me inside let me in let
let me at thank you the final key ladies
and gentlemen the dirt key
he made from dirt we are now at the
final portal audience this is the dirt
portal I have no idea how difficult this
is going to be what tribulations we
might face but I know that I have the
best viewers on the planet so it doesn't
matter and we at what yo hey why don't
you turn around alright I don't want to
talk to your but I fine if you're gonna
be like that noob I'm gonna loot this
chest we've got a dirt pickaxe which is
apparently not very helpful a secret
hideout teleporter and a random number
generator it's like a dice block okay
I'm gonna do this I've gotta yell at him
hey noob nobody ignores Preston yeah
that's what I'm talking about how dare
you try to ignore me oh where did you
come from oh I don't know how about your
parkour key challenge that was so easy
to complete we did in like two minutes
I hope my impossible house wasn't too
hard for you spoiler it wasn't you made
it very far but no farther Oh we'll see
about that noob won't be about that
welcome to your final challenge see the
chests on your side open it and take the
items I already took the items how do
you not see the dirt pickaxe in my hand
wait a second he also has a dirt pickaxe
what is going down Arie about the 1v1
the noob in a challenge I give you one
of my best pickaxes it's a dirt pickaxe
it's not very good noob I hate to break
this to you but it's kind of bad
apparently the teleporter only works if
he also uses it so we both have to use
the teleporter to make it work I don't
even understand this we are gonna take
turns digging straight down on this
cobblestone okay I understand what the
new Bing US guides the noob is asking us
to roll the dice block and whatever
number we get is how far we have to dig
down the new rolled a six that's bad
the wall is really close no no new but a
six is a very bad roll right now you
don't understand rolling a six was a
terrible old life he doesn't understand
normally a six would be a really good
roll except for when you're digging down
to your death in lava okay it's our turn
please get
Preston get a 1 we got a 4 ok you know
what it could have been worse
1 2 3 4 okay we're still winning this
race ladies and gentlemen it's probably
because I'm wearing Preston styles calm
merchandise in fact the brand-new hydro
dip t-shirt oh the new burl the three I
see you out there new bets a safe roll
right now the new doesn't understand you
want to roll a low number if you roll a
high number you're gonna die I please
give me a two okay we got it three we're
still winning I think if we get a six we
might lose this is really close noob
what do you do wouldn't you do come on
if he oh he got a three wait no he's not
gonna fall in the lava wait a second I
think he's gonna be one block away from
falling into the lava one two three come
on come on oh this is so I'm worried I
am worried right now oh oh I didn't
realize that three would get him into
the lava we wonder why am I getting so
excited about beating the noob in
Minecraft I should always beat the noob
in Minecraft I should be excited about
one victory which means we can now use
the secret hideout teleporter this is
where his secret hideout has been the
entire time ladies and gentlemen wait a
second what is this what is this what
what did the noob do to my face
this guy has mutilated my face what is
this is that the noob he's like putting
his hand over my mouth oh oh
very classy a fake mustache I think
these are tears coming from my eye and
then an eye patch oh wait there's more
he literally defiled our YouTube logo
ladies and gentlemen the noob cannot get
away with this wait what is this oh hold
on
is this the same shirt I am wearing in
real life in Minecraft oh my gosh we can
actually put it on yo I've got the hydro
dip t-shirt in Minecraft
and I've got it on in real life that is
so sick Oh
oh my god okay wait a second the cat
walked out of the pressure plate and we
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