We're back with
Milo Ventimiglia,
who is one of the
nicest guys around.
And so we wanted to see
how far we could push you,
and how long you'd
tolerate someone
who is really, really annoying.
And we didn't get too
far, because I had
plans to do some crazy things.
But this is what happened.
So [? Benta, ?] the first
thing you're going to do,
you're going to say,
hi, I'm Constance.
I just want to check that
everything's OK in here
and restock the water.
Mhm.
Come in!
Hi, I'm Constance.
Hi, I'm Constance.
How's it going, Constance?
Good.
How are you?
Oh, cool water.
Just restocking some water,
making sure everything's
OK in here.
Pardon me.
OK, sure.
I'm a new page.
This is my first week.
I'm a new page.
This is my first week.
How do you like it so far?
Oh, I can't believe
I have this job.
I can't believe I have this job.
I used to work at
Starbucks on the lot.
Constance.
I used to work at
Starbucks on the lot.
And celebrities would come in,
but they wouldn't stay long.
[INAUDIBLE] people.
Yes.
So the celebrities
would come in,
but they wouldn't stay
long at the Starbucks.
Got it.
So here I get to spend time
with celebrities like you.
Nice to meet you.
Here I get to spend time
with celebrities, like you.
Cool.
Nice to meet you.
Just going to double
check everything.
Nice to meet you.
Everything's great.
Honestly, it looks great.
I met Mila Kunis.
I met Mila Kunis.
Have you met her?
Have you met Mila Kunis?
Mhm.
Yeah.
And Ashton Kutcher.
Ooh.
Ashton Kutcher.
She's short.
He's tall.
She's short, but he's tall.
Mhm.
But you know that.
You know that.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Everything's great.
I met Dax Shepherd,
and Kristen Bell.
I met Dax Shephard,
Kristen Bell.
Oh, my god.
They're so sweet.
I'm good.
Give me a minute.
They're so sweet.
Oh, my god.
Have you met them?
Have you met them?
Dax and Kristen?
They're really in love.
They're really in love.
Go back in and check the
hot water in the bathroom.
Ooh, is the water
hot in the bathroom?
Everything's great.
Let me go check.
Let me just go check.
I'd be remiss if I didn't check.
Everything's great.
I am going to get
fired if I don't check.
I'm going to get fired if
I don't check everything.
[INAUDIBLE] Everything is great.
I promise.
No.
Thank you.
[LAUGHS]
OK.
OK.
You're OK.
OK.
Bye.
Bye.
[LAUGHTER]
Knock on the door again.
[KNOCKING]
My name isn't Constance.
My name isn't Constance.
I'm Norma.
I'm normal.
[LAUGHS]
I'm Norma.
I'm normal.
I just wanted to meet you.
I just wanted to meet you.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, I do work here.
I mean, I do work here.
You work as a page?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
I promise I do.
But your name's not Constance.
It's not.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
It's Debbie.
It's Debbie.
OK.
Oh, and you're just so handsome.
You're just so handsome.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
And I just love
meeting celebrities.
I just love meeting celebrities.
OK, cool.
OK.
Can we just take a selfie.
Can we just take a
quick selfie, please?
No.
Not right now.
Thank you.
OK.
Just not one?
Just one?
Not right now.
Just one selfie.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
Knock again.
You can drink the water.
Go ahead.
Oh, thank you.
Just checking the water.
Good to see you.
How's it going?
Good.
Oh, my god.
Oh, wait.
There is a crazy--
Is she here?
Yeah.
She's in the room.
She's checking the hot water.
She's doing her job.
It's a good temperature.
Constance?
Yes?
Everything good?
Everything's great.
OK.
I counted the apples.
Everything's all set.
She did.
She brought water.
OK.
All of those.
[LAUGHS]
OK.
But those should be--
Oh, yeah.
No.
I asked her to leave them out.
I like room temp water.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Should I put them back.
Yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
Good to see you.
I'm good.
Constance is just--
She's doing a great job.
Is she?
She's very thorough.
OK.
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
I didn't know that
Mila Kunis was petite
and Ashton was so tall.
You talked about
Mila and Ashton.
Yeah, cause I saw them here.
Only cause I mentioned that.
OK.
Is she bothering you?
Because literally Kristen
and Dax were here yesterday.
OK.
You can't bother people.
You said that.
You said that.
I know.
Like you come in, and
you do it, and leave.
Right.
OK.
OK.
But she's really been fine?
Oh, she's very pleasant.
Yeah.
Used to work at Starbucks.
That's right.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you, Constance.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you so much.
Thanks And you don't need
to check other rooms,
cause this is good.
OK.
Everybody's fine.
So just go whatever you're
supposed to do next.
I just worry.
I know.
I know.
OK.
Thanks.
All right.
Thank you.
[LAUGHS]
You were so polite.
But you were
looking for cameras,
and you were right
to look for them.
I was.
Yeah.
I thought.
Yeah.
I was like, wait a second.
Just hold on a minute.
And so we couldn't do it,
because you'd caught on.
[LAUGHS]
So polite.
Yeah.
It was her first day.
She was a brand new page.
She used to work at Starbucks.
I'm like, yeah,
let's root for her.
You're so sweet.
Give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
But get out.
Yeah.
Give me a minute.
I love that you just inched her.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Just take one step closer.
I'm like, she's
going to back up.
She's going to back up.
She's going to back up.
And then she came in
and you just left.
I bumped into you.
I was really running to
knock on the door to come in.
Really?
And I saw you in the hall.
I'm like, oh, he left.
[LAUGHS]
Like why are you in the hall?
Anyway.
Yeah.
Cause I didn't want to get
in the way of Constance
and her job, or Debbie,
or whatever her name was.
Oh, she was going to--
I had so many plans anyway.
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