(Siren)
Youtube
Isn't that that thing you have in toilets?
Oh wait, that's the u bend,
Well that's convenient because
I guess YouTube is kinda the u bend of the internet.
It provides a way for plenty of sh*t
to be passed through to the viewers
without it getting clogged up
Oh wait
no it doesn't.
Now, apart from them changing the interface
every damn month,
much like Facebook I think YouTube is
actually a damn good resource
it's just the people who use it that ruin it.
The thing that really makes YouTube awful is
the way that it promotes all of these YouTubers who
already are raking in all the cash and views
and completely ignore the up and coming channels.
So basically you have to have some kind of
really interesting niche that people enjoy
or have a friend who is already a huge YouTuber.
So YouTube breaks down into 2 basic categories,
the f*cking sh*t
and the not f*cking sh*t.
Here is a visual representation of the f*cking sh*t
compared to the not f*cking sh*t.
The f*cking sh*t compiles of 99% of let's plays,
Minecraft parodies, gaming videos, COD videos,
V bloggers, TheFineBros, gaming videos,
Ray William Johnson, gaming videos,
anything on Machinima, gaming videos, parodies,
animememe, gaming videos and plenty more (beep)
Finding something original or funny usually comes down
to the animators or the people who don't get nearly as
many views as the huge YouTubers
because they don't cater to the 10 year olds
who enjoy comedy that revolves around screaming
and/or swearing.
Kiteman: Hey, what about Vsauce
and some other good channels?
IHE: Well uh, I guess they're the rare exception?
Now f*ck off Kiteman.
It really is a shame that YouTube only
promotes the already popular.
There are so many people who deserve recognition
over the current slug of dominant YouTube faces.
Oh well,
I guess we can all just sit here
and wait for the day where YouTube stop looking to
promote the terrible and start thinking about
artistic quality and integrity.
Oh wait,
that is never going to happen.
Might aswell get back to working on
my f*cking gaming channel.
