- [Nick] Black squad step
up, red squad step up.
- If I lose a rap battle to a
marshmallow that don't talk,
this is gon' be bad for me.
Drop the beat for me, D-Wreck.
♪ Uh, uh, clap your hands
y'all. Yeah, yeah, ♪
♪ Marshman, look, really
I don't mean no harm ♪
♪ but with all this fruit on
your team you like Lucky Charms ♪
♪ Uh, and you know I go to
the break of dawn, on and on ♪
♪ And I keep it word is bone,
yo I keep goin' never broke ♪
♪ So if he a marshmello then
I want this hot cocoa. ♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ Ayo Nick, ♪
- Ayo
♪ Listen, I seen your dancin',
it wasn't impressin', ♪
♪ You should probably come to
me, and I'll give you a lesson ♪
♪ I'll take it, I'll take it,
I'll take it, I'll take it ♪
♪ Listen, listen, your music is
wack, your albums never sold ♪
♪ Listen, I'm silver but I'm the closest ♪
♪ you will ever come to gold ♪
♪ I'll take it, I'll take
it, I'll take it ya, ay ♪
- Marshmello, you ready?
♪ In this goofy get up, you
know it's gonna backfire ♪
♪ Imma roast this marshmallow
like we at a campfire ♪
♪ You are one marshmallow
I would never taste, ♪
♪ you always wear that mask
to cover your ugly face ♪
(bell dings)
- ROASTED!
(audience laughing)
- Ayo DJ D-Wreck
- [DJ] Yo, whatup.
- Clack the beat.
(air horn blaring) (crowd cheering)
- Actually, I'm gonna start it off.
- Whoa!
♪ Can Conceited ride a
beat? The answer is no ♪
♪ The day it happens, Azalea Banks ♪
♪ will come back on the show ♪
♪ And Justina, you wanna diss
Marshmello, but the kid ♪
♪ won't sign you, you're
like a marshmallow, ♪
♪ 'cause you're soft, white, ♪
♪ and everyone puts
their stick inside you ♪
- Whoa, whoa, that was crazy.
- [Jessica] You said everyone
pokes they stick in me
Cherone, okay boohoo.
Well then you must be the
graham cracker 'cause everyone
puts they chocolate inside of YOU.
(crowd cheering)
- [Short Guy] Black ma-- (buzzer goes off)
What? That was crazy?
♪ Yeah, hold on man,
I put this black man ♪
♪ verse this white man,
this a light shower ♪
♪ If you played basketball, ♪
♪ your name would be the white powder ♪
♪ You so racist that W on your
shirt stands for white power ♪
(air horns blare) (buzzer goes off)
- You all right over there D-Wreck?
- [Short Guy] HOLD ON!
- These buttons are close!
- Damn!
(audience laughing)
♪ He don't like black nothin',
no black songs, black woman ♪
♪ no black dancers, he even
canceled his Netflix just ♪
♪ 'cause they uploaded Black Panther ♪
(bell chimes) (audience laughing)
♪ Hey Big Mac, you my
homie but you really eat ♪
♪ Big Macs 'til your neck explode ♪
♪ You know how I know you hungry? ♪
♪ 'Cause you been staring at
Marshmello the whole episode ♪
(crowd cheering) (bell chimes)
(air horn blares)
- Yo, DJ D-Wreck man, who won this thing?
- Yo, the black squad won that one,
make some noise for the black squad.
♪ Wildn' out, we go wildn'
out, we go wildn' out ♪
