smol child: when it first arrived from amazon, I didn't know what it was
smol child: what is it?
dad: you'll see
smol child: is it for me? (wow selfish much)
dad: it's for everyone
dad: it's called 'amazon dream team'.
mum: how's it going?
dad: uh i'm just finishing up right now
smol child: is it on?
dad: oh it's always on
smol child: can it hear me right now? (yes alexa is always listening)
dad: nope, it only hears you when you use the wake word we chose 'alexa'.
smol child: well, what does it do?
dad: alexa what do you do?
dream: i try and speedrun minecraft while my friend tries to hunt me down and stop me
middle child: awesome
middle child: alexa, play rock music
dream: UNder the tree buh bum buh bum
dad: alexa stop
mum: wait, i wanna try.
mum: ALexA, wHAt tiME iS iT?
dream: what how are u an idiot?
dad: you actually don't have to yell at it
dad: okay, it uses far-field technology so it can hear you from anywhere in the room
middle child: so it can just hear you anywhere
dad: yes, well everyone can hear you anyway.
mum: ohh. well is that where were gonna put it?
dad: i was thinking of putting it there but it works anywhere
smol child: echo is pretty neat because it knows all sorts of things. all you have to do is ask
dad: alexa, how tall is mount everest?
dream: 6 inches thick
*nods in approval*
smol child: how can it know so much it's so small (like ur brain-)
dad: it updates using the cloud that's also how it gets its answers
middle child: you just read that off the box top
*exposed*
mum: alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?
george: there's- there's like- there's literally like 20-
mum: ah, ok (visible disappointment?)
mum: alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes
dream: is there time??!!
george: you have 18 seconds you have 18 seconds
sapnap: YOU HAVE 18 SECONDS COME ONNNNN
smol child: dad's not a morning person (neither)
smol child: but echo definitely helps him wake up
PLEASE turn down your volume, for the sake of everyone's ears ;w;
dream: GEORGE 1 MILLIOAAAAAAAN
everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
dream: *slams desk*
dream and sapnap: LET'S GOOOOOO
i am so sorry
dad: alexa, give me my flash news briefing
dream: illumina is minecraft's most prestegious and well known speedrunner
dream: he's even been flown out by mojang themselves to compete...
smol child: what did the dog say after a long day of work?
mum: *inaudible*
smol child: today was 'ruff' (OK GUYS I'M OUT BYE)
mum: *obviously faked laughter*
smol child: get it? get it? (YES I GET IT PLEASE GO AWAY)
smol child: another one
middle child: alexa tell me another joke
badboyhalo: what is hot and smells like potatoes?
dream: ur mom (i just remembered i'm british i've been writing 'mum' this whole time sorry americans)
everyone: *reaction sounds* idk how to caption this
smol child: sometimes, echo helps out when you least expect it
middle child: uhh hey dad, how do you spell 'cantaloupe'
dad: uhhh cantaloupe
dad: c-a-n-t-
dad: alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?
dream: f-a-r-m  a-n-i-m-a-l-s-s song~
dad: good job
smol child: echo loves to play music, and knows a lot of songs. and they always sound great
big child: alexa, play my dance mix
dream: making our way downtown, towering fast
middle child: alexa, stop
big child: alexa define annoying
dream: just kill the ghast!
sapnap: this ghast is so annoying!
dream: alright, sapnap!
george: (idk what he's talking about but he said something)
big child: example my brother
smol child: and with the companion app, you can access echo from anywhere
dream: there's a hundred and four ways to enjoy a speedrun but one comes along just to end it
dream: so the only real problem with world generation...
smol child: with everything echo can do, it's really become part of the family
(like maybe)
dream: building a portal to go to the nether and climbing up a soul sand tower
dream: nether fortress just doesn't exist (george: hey!)
dream: i've searched this whole place for an hOUR
heyo guys, it's your boi beann
i just want to say thank you for all the support on my learn the alphabet video
i really appreciate all of your nice comments and everything
and I hope you enjoyed this video as much as the last one
because of how much the video is getting noticed, i've gone from 30 subscribers
to almost 90 in the span of about two weeks, which is insane
i'm very close to 100 subscribers now, and i want to have a special video to celebrate that milestone
but I'm not sure exactly what to do
so please vote in the poll (the poll isn't working pls look at the pinned comment)
or tell me in the comments section what you guys want to see in that video
thanks for watching and byeeeee :3
