● From sloppy boob money, to rubbing genitals
on jeans the Planet Dolan crew re-enact even
more of the best true stories from our subreddit
‘Most annoying things we’ve seen customers
do’.
– I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your
narrator
10 –RavenMouse Dolan
The most annoying thing Dolan ever experienced
is when he worked in a restaurant.
Some customers would pay for their meal, but
they would hold their bank card, or worse,
cash, in their mouth and proceed to hand it
to him.
One time he was serving a couple at a fast
food restaurant when the girl reached into
her tits, no bra included, and pulls out her
credit card.
The card was WET when Dolan went to swipe
it.
He told them to wait for a moment while he
ran out the back and basically scrubbed all
of his skin off in the sink.
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9 - CourtneyDash62 Nixxiom
Nixxiom was at a supermarket late at night
once when a pair of the loudest drunk people
he had ever experienced walked in.
The girl of the couple was walking from aisle
to aisle, singing at the top of her lungs
about cats taking shits, before singing racist
chants to herself.
Her boyfriend, who was also wasted, was trying
to kiss everyone in the shop, including Nixxiom.
Fortunately the security guard grabbed them
and escorted them from the premises.
Everyone in the shop just stared at each other,
unsure of what just happened.
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8 – kung_fu_ferret Pringle
Pringle was working at a local coffee shop
once and his day started out like any other
day.
He served his usual customers, and when it
came to the end of the day, he and his co-workers
began cleaning the café.
He was quietly enjoying the serenity of the
afternoon and thinking about how chilled out
his job was while he tied a garbage bag up.
He took the trash bag out the back door, but
was stopped by something blocking the dumpster.
It was a customer.
The man looked Pringle straight in the eye,
dropped his pants and took a big steamy shit
on the ground.
Not the greatest way to end a shift.
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7 – skirsk Cid
When Cid was 19, he was working at Wal-Mart
stocking stuff on the shelves, when a big
sweaty woman came up to him and yelled, "Hey
shit head!
Where the fuck are the bathrooms!?"
To which he responded, "Why are you yelling?"
and then she replied, “Because I have to
take a massive shit!"
He pointed and said, “Uh, the toilets are
to your right" She wiped her forehead and
said, "Thank you sir" while holding her stomach.
After a while Cid was called to clean the
women’s bathroom.
To his horror, the toilet and the walls were
completely covered in shit.
He still has nightmares about it to this day.
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6 – LightGoner Pandora
Pandora was working at a supermarket once
when a woman walked up with some food in a
clear package from the refrigerator aisle.
She was very concerned that there was visible
water droplets inside the cling wrap.
Pandora politely explained to her that it
was condensation.
She looked at Pandora in slight shock and
asked "Yes, but how did the water get in there?"
She then had to give her a science lesson
on water evaporation, which she could see
was blowing the woman’s mind.
Pandora could tell the woman didn’t believe
her and she walked off to check her story
with another employee.
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5 – Shadowthebro SpinalPalm and Princess
Proton
SpinalPalm and Princess Proton were once at
a pharmacy casually browsing the items for
sale.
Another customer ran into the shop and grabbed
a bottle of lube, ran up to the cashier who
was a young woman, he then proceeded to pull
down his pants, lube up his junk and jerk
him self off.
Instead of being angry or scared, the cashier
sighed and said to him, “Really?
You’re doing this again, Greg?”
SpinalPalm and Princess Proton headed straight
for the exit, but as they were leaving the
pervert winked at SpinalPalm and said "Hey,
handsome."
Police officers arrived shortly after and
arrested the crazy customer.
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4 -Easterchu Emojie
Emojie was working in a pet store once when
three kids burst into the store and ran straight
to the puppies.
Without asking, they opened the cage and all
the puppies ran for their lives.
The kids were chasing them all around the
store.
Emojie managed to catch them and the poor
dogs were shaking like they had been hunted
by wild predators.
The mother yelled at Emojie for not doing
his job but luckily the boss stepped in and
told the mother to control her damn pesky
kids.
They were banned from the store after that.
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3 – Skate-Scoot Melissa
Melissa was waiting in line at a store once
when a woman was checking out in front of
her.
The store had a raffle in order to raise money
for breast cancer research.
When the cashier asked the woman if she wanted
to buy a raffle ticket and donate to the cause,
the women said "No".
She then continued on to explain to the cashier
that cancer is not real, it’s just a fungus.
She then said that if anyone who had "cancer"
just ate an alkaline diet, the cancer would
just go away.
The cashier just stared at her for a moment
before awkwardly saying "...Okay."
Before leaving, the woman added one more thing
by whispering, "The government just doesn't
want us to know the truth."
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2 - Skye-Flyer Tolop
Tolop once saw a woman in a clothes store
trying on pants, which wouldn’t be so unusual
if she was using the changing rooms, but she
wasn't in the dressing room.
In the middle of the store, she'd take some
pants off the rack, pull up her skirt and
shimmy into the pants.
When they didn’t fit, she would throw them
on the ground without hanging them up.
The worst part of all, was that she wasn't
wearing underpants.
He could see her entire downstairs squeezing
into jeans that were clearly too small for
her.
It was super gross.
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