You're watching
"Love & Hip Hop: New York"...
Check Yourself!
Season 9.
You'll be watching us
watch the show...
...for the very first time.
You'll be getting
our natural...
...and honest reactions.
We're watching it...
...with you. Ha ha!
The scene
you're about to see
is me wanting some sexy time
with my man Joe Buddon,
so I pulled up...
to the live podcast.
(Joe)
How is everybody
doing out there?
We are at Joe's live podcast.
It's really cool
to see somebody
that I actually look up to
doing something
that I definitely wanna do.
It's actually
really inspiring.
Listen, just 'cause you
dress like you sold coke
in '87 on Lennox,
doesn't mean you
gotta get at me.
(laughing)
I'm taking this off.
(laughter)
We gonna keep it
all the way real tonight.
All right.
So...
Any music lovers in here,
put a hand in the air.
Music lovers that are here.
(cheering and applause)
All right, that's real good.
Don't hate me tonight.
We just gonna have
honest conversation.
First of all--
Oh, no, no, no,
I have a question.
I'm always at Joe's podcasts,
but he ain't know
that I had a question myself.
Don't ever put
your Latina girlfriend
in the audience,
pass out microphones,
and think she's not
going to take the bait.
Hi, sir.
(audience cheering)
Who gave her a mic?
Am I the best relationship
you ever had?
(cheering and applause)
Sounds real nice!
This cartoon in the back
is like taking me out.
Is that supposed to be Joe?
(chuckling)
Silly of me for thinking that
that went without question.
(laughter)
This is so cute, like,
they're literally
the cutest couple together.
Like, they are exactly like
what you see on social media.
(Cyn)
I killed that.
What are you--
What the hell is going...
No... they're out today.
Oh, Cyn didn't
come to play.
She brought the girls
out to party.
Yaaas!
That's the "Mama Cyn wants
some loving" move right there.
(laughing)
I figured, since we're
in the city already,
why not get a room
at a beautiful hotel
and we could just
spend the night.
Like, I don't even
need you to be awake.
I just need him.
You ain't gotta do (bleep)
but show up with a (bleep).
So...
Slow down.
You got a room--
hotel room...
Yes.
...in the city?
(bleep) the hotel room, girl.
You are riding around
New York City.
Straddle your man
right there in the car.
If we don't go
to the hotel room,
you're gonna
fall asleep at home,
and I'm not
getting anything.
You gotta figure that out.
No, mother(bleep)!
I'm trying
to take a ride.
I'm trying to take
a (bleep) ride on this (bleep).
Get the (bleep) away
from the car!
I'll get out
right here and ask,
"Hey, who wants
to (bleep)?!"
That's gonna look crazy.
And everybody'll
be like, "Me!"
She will.
She will.
If I ask anybody,
"Yo, y'all wanna (bleep),"
I'ma have a whole line
around the block.
And my man talkin' about
going home to go to sleep.
Listen, I'm going
to this hotel room.
You're not coming with me
to the hotel room?
No...
I mean, come on, Joe.
It's not gonna kill you.
Just get your--
get your groove back.
Daaaamn!
I'm thick.
I look thick there.
(laughing)
I love to watch her
walk away!
Senior citizen-ass (bleep)!
What?!
(laughing)
Bye!
Women.
The next scene
you're about to see
is with one of the realest dudes
in New York dropping jewels
while I can't stop
copping 'em... aah!
I'm here.
Hot, sunny day in NYC.
Pulling up on my man Joe
at his 400-bedroom mansion.
Whoo! I ain't gonna
hold you.
I gotta get money
like Joe, man.
Like that right there...
definitely a dream home.
I gotta get one one day.
(laughing)
You've been all over.
Listen...
Oh, wait, that's
what I wanted to ask.
Yo, Joe, what you
about to ask him?
What are you
about to ask him, Joe?
(bleep)!
You just wait.
(laughing)
Why you told--
you just told them...
that you (bleep) the girls
they dream about.
Why that was the line?
Ha! (laughing)
I ain't gonna hold you.
When I first
heard Safaree say that,
I was by the DJ booth hyping
'em up while he was rapping,
and when he said that joint,
I didn't know what to do.
(laughing)
Aaah!
I was in line
when I said it.
I'm pretty sure I had
a couple joints next to me,
that y'all dreamed
about sniffing.
Having your arm around,
waking up next to, boy.
You know what it is.
I just start
seeing little stuff
being thrown at me.
Well, why are they
throwing stuff?
They don't like the song?
I did not do or say nothing
disrespectful to gain it.
I was-- my lyrics and my song,
there's nothing that's
dissing nobody or--
That's not true.
I-- I--
That's not true.
In "Hunnid"?
That's not true.
In the verses,
you're saying,
"Yo, if a (bleep) robs me,
I'm pulling a nine on him,
bop, bop, bop, bop."
Safaree, you gotta
listen to Joe.
That's a fact, when you say
certain things in the lyrics,
people take is as like,
"Oh, okay,
"must be really
about that life.
So we gonna try to test him."
You know what I'm saying?
Joe is right.
And got robbed.
Lucky for you,
I've--
anytime I've gotten robbed--
there's been more than once--
I ain't never
get the stuff back.
(chuckling)
I didn't get
my stuff back.
I just bought it over.
You ain't supposed to go
cop a whole new set of ice
a month later.
It was like
two weeks later.
(laughing)
Listen, listen, Joe...
I don't care how big
your house is,
you need some drip.
You need a couple stones on
your neck, you need something,
'cause you out here, look like
a towel boy for your dog.
I've been watching you
perform your smash single
all over the country.
Mm-hmm.
Normally when I see it,
the audience
is predominately white.
Women.
Okay, so you do
know your audience.
Yeah.
So what the (bleep)
are you doing
on Dyckman performing
for a bunch of (bleep)
who wanna see a basketball
game, and you're not being...
Everything Joe Buddon
is saying right now,
take heed, bro.
He ain't gonna guide you
in the wrong direction.
You keep giving these
(bleep) other (bleep)
to talk about
outside of your
God-given talent.
(chuckles)
You don't have to be
that corny.
(laughing)
Yo, "You don't have
to be that corny"?
Yo, why you telling my man
that, though, bro?
(bleep) you!
Joe, you mad funny
for that one, though.
"You ain't gotta be
that corny."
