They're dexterous.
They're dexterous, I'll tell you what.
You know what I saw on Twitch yesterday?
I was watching CONtv.
And they had MXC on.
Do you guys remember MXC?
This is the Cyclops' lair.
What?
Take that!
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Be over here.
Oh, shit.
[GAGGING]
By the gods!
I will kill you quick.
All right.
Then I'm not messing around.
You little--
[GRUNTING]
[NON-ENGLISH]
Wow.
This controller is really unresponsive.
It's getting old.
You're getting old, Xbox
360 wired controller.
It's the body bush.
It's the body bush.
Everywhere goes in the body bush.
Body bush.
It's the body bush.
Every single person
gets in the body bush.
Body bush.
Oh, god.
You!
[GRUNTING]
[BARKING]
[DOG YELPS]
Sorry, doggy.
Next body bush.
It's the next body bush.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
[MUMBLING]
What the hell are you saying, sir?
What?
[GRUNTING]
Ha!
There you are!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, my god.
This controller.
Yes, that Japanese game show.
I killed a man.
You sure did, honey.
You sure did.
You sure killed some people.
[GRUNTING]
You're dead.
You're dead.
And you're going away.
I feel like I've killed everybody.
I feel like there can't be a soul left.
I just remembered I bought
a big bag of turnips.
Does anybody eat turnips?
I know that people eat turnips.
I'm saying, do any of you eat turnips?
I haven't made anything
with turnips before.
And I was thinking of doing
it, which is why I bought them.
And then I forgot that I bought them.
I bought them just a couple days ago.
Does anybody do any favorite
dishes with turnips?
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
I kill.
By Zeus, the Cyclops
doesn't mess around.
I think I got everybody.
I did a grand old job.
Congratulations, me.
Wait, what's this?
OK.
Anyway, let's see what quest I got.
Let's go do that.
[WHISTLES]
Horse, are you going to walk over here?
Come with me.
To my side.
The root.
The root.
The root or the tops?
What do you mean?
What's the top?
There's turnip tops?
There's tops that are turnips?
Or do you mean the grassy
part of the turnip?
I'm just talking about
the turnip itself.
I'm thinking of boiling it in milk--
getting it soft in water;
draining it; and then
boiling it a little bit in milk;
and then smashing it and mashing it
down like mashed potatoes, but with
turnips; and put some butter in there.
And I'm wondering if that'll taste good.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Oh, shit.
That scared the crap out of me.
Who is this big woman?
Scared the crap out of me.
Damn it, horse.
Really?
You can't jump up there?
All right.
OK.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
What's up, kid?
How did it go with Michael?
Yep, good dialogue.
You got a weird head, Marcos.
Not to find the eye.
I was just there.
That would have been really good
if I just went and did it then.
But alas, back across the island.
Do it, horse.
Yeah, don't die.
Well, I mean, people typically
don't watch livestreams.
I mean, we didn't even
really promote this at all.
We don't really livestream
too much on here.
When we were streaming on Twitch,
we had a lot more viewers then.
But we really just get on to stream now.
We really just stream now
just to kind of like have
a teacher's hours kind of thing--
like, you can talk to us thing.
Because we're mostly
making video content now.
I would've liked if we kept streaming.
I just can't do it with all
the different responsibilities
that I currently have.
When we used to stream on Twitch, we had
lots of people viewing then over there.
This is just so you can ask
me your Alienware questions.
And I can answer you.
And I can also show you the performance.
And well, the videos
perform pretty well.
Return the item, Marcos.
[WHISTLES]
Giddy up.
What's this?
What?
Why am I doing this?
Don't die.
Aye!
Be careful.
Do you know how many of
his guards were there?
All for a fucking rock.
This rock could buy a house.
[GROANS]
Give me that sweet, sweet Greek stuff.
Whatever.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's go do this Blood Fever.
Blood Fever.
Blood Fever.
I have friends on the other
side of the village that
are dying of the blood fever.
[BARKING]
I killed that wolf.
And he did nothing to me.
[WHISTLES]
Oh, perfect.
Take them away.
What's happened here?
Murderers!
Murderers!
Oh, shit!
Stop right there.
No!
[GRUNTING]
I didn't mean to do that.
I wanted to go talk to him.
Oh, shit.
Whoops.
I pressed Y to talk to the guy.
And then it highlighted the
other guy to assassinate.
Off we go now.
Hiya!
Well.
[CHEERING]
La, la, la, la, la.
Let's see what they got to say.
My hero.
That priest came from the
underworld-- some man of the gods.
The real gods sent you.
Time to go.
We're well enough to
travel, but need healing.
Before you go, take my drachmae.
It can't pay for what you
gave us, but it's all we have.
Forget about that.
Just travel safely.
You're a gift from the gods.
Keep your money.
I hope they bless you.
Bye, Kynna.
Be safe.
You're really excited.
Get out my face, kid.
All right.
What's next quest?
Fancy Guests.
Fancy Guests.
[WHISTLES]
Let's go meet the-- who are you, huh?
[NON-ENGLISH]
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
How about you keep walking, bro.
Time for a ride.
Hi, second Umar.
I don't think our name is too uncommon.
I think there's a lot of
people named Umar, right?
You live in the States,
because in the United States,
there aren't a lot of
people called Umar.
It's actually pretty uncommon here.
But in other countries,
it's as common as "Bob."
[BARKING]
For some reason.
Oh, this is going to fucking hurt.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Damn.
That almost hurt.
I never met another Umar in the States.
And I lived in Miami my
whole life until recently.
I moved to Austin two
and a half years ago.
But Miami is a huge Latin
melting pot in the United States.
It's a huge Latin melting pot.
So there's lots of different people
from different Latin cultures.
And in most Latin countries,
there's the name Omar.
Some people would see
my name Umar, and they'd
go, aye, tu nombre es Umar or Omar?
Si or no?
And they would ask me that.
And I'd be like, no, it's Umar.
Like, you no speak Spanish?
This is Miami.
You have to speak Spanish.
I never learned Spanish
just because they forced me.
They were trying to force me to.
I refuse.
I refuse.
Oh, there are a lot of dudes
here that are dude-ing it up.
I can't one-shot you, huh?
[GRUNTING]
Oh, shit.
You didn't die either.
[YELLING]
Let's do it then.
Not good.
You fight like a drunken goat.
You won't get away that easily.
Right there!
[GRUNTING]
Right through the wiener,
straight into the chest.
That's what I'm talking about.
[GRUNTING]
Oh, how yucky.
I normally have someone
else do the field work.
I don't suppose you know
how to get this stain out?
Shut up, guy with the weird face.
You look sun-baked.
Who are you?
How do you know my name?
I'm Elpenor of Kirrha.
Shut up, guy.
I'll get your shroud back.
I've already done this mission.
Get out my face with what you're saying.
I normally do this stuff stealth.
But you know what we're going to do
because we've only got a few minutes?
We're just going to go kill some people.
We're just going to go kill some people.
Screw this boat.
So we're just going to go in there.
And we're going to fight.
We're just going to fight.
All the years I've lived
on Kephallonia, I never
realized the mighty
Odysseus' palace was here.
What?
[BARKING]
Hey!
[GRUNTING]
Did you just poison me?
Bro, this freaking
controller's RB is messed up.
Say hello to Hades for me.
This won't take much longer.
Come on, [INAUDIBLE].
I'll kill you for it.
OK.
I'm pressing buttons to do certain
things that it's not doing.
Yay.
Stealth is for losers.
Sometimes, you've just gotta be a man
and kill everyone with your own hands.
Hey, get me out of here.
Sure.
I could do that.
You will not regret this [INAUDIBLE].
Let's get out of here.
Can you fight?
I'd be happy to.
Then let's go.
[BARKING]
This dog is trying to bite you
and you keep running, you idiot.
Come on.
Yeah,go on your own.
Oh, if I tell someone to
do something on their own--
All right.
Let's go do it.
Let's go.
[GRUNTING]
Ooh, I dragged his wiener.
This is it?
It's just rubble.
What were you expecting?
I don't know.
Something more grand.
My parents named me Odessa.
I'm Odysseus' namesake.
I thought if I came here, I
might understand him more.
Do you?
Not at all.
Take me to my boat.
I'll pay you there.
Get back here.
I need to push you more.
Return to me, woman.
I wish to push you some more.
Walk through the fire.
You look cute right now, as if
nothing can get in your way.
I don't usually like being called cute.
OK.
All right.
You're ugly then.
That's not what I meant at all.
I can't tell if you're serious or not.
So what do you think?
I think I was in a much
poorer mood before now.
There's just so much I desire.
To be as--
Cool.
Sweet.
All right.
Man.
OK.
So let me save the game.
Let me just save the game.
Let me just save the game.
And let's just get out of this thing.
Let's quit to the title.
Let's just quit to the desktop.
Just quit to the desktop.
And I'm going to come on over here.
We're just going to
main scene this thing.
OK?
And I'm just going to say that
gaming chairs hurt my butt.
And that's it for the stream.
I played Assassin's Creed
Odyssey on the Alienware Aurora.
I did use the NVIDIA
GeForce RTX 2080 on it.
Again, on Alienware Arena, if you go
over there, there is a Black Friday.
Click through on the background.
That will take you to the gaming
Black Friday sales from Dell
and Alienware-- same thing.
If you look at the Black Friday video
and click the iCard on the stream,
you'll see that there is a
Battlefield V game page on Arena that
shows the performance videos
here on the YouTube channel
as well as some of the
information about Battlefield V.
And a giveaway is tied to that
for the Alienware 25-inch monitor.
So you should go check it out.
There's not going to
be a stream tomorrow--
well, obviously, because it's Wednesday.
But there's no stream on Thursday
because of turkey day, Thanksgiving,
here in the States.
So for those that are going
to be celebrating, have fun.
Have fun with your couple days off.
And spend some time with family.
If you hate your family,
spend some time alone.
I mean, cool, dude.
For those of you that don't have
anybody and you want someone around you,
the gaming community is a great place.
There's people that will
play games with you.
There's people that don't
mind having conversations.
There's no reason to be alone
if you don't want to be alone.
Just make the effort
to talk to some people.
Anyway, don't forget
to like this stream.
And don't forget to smash
that Subscribe button.
I made a little ugly Subscribe
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And dudes and dudettes, that's it.
I'll talk to you later.
Here's some credits just for you.
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