- Guys, welcome to whatever this is.
(playful music)
We don't have a name for the show
where we sit down and play games.
Eliott, right now.
What's the name of this show?
- Well, this is the Board Game Show,
and it's brought to you by us at Sourcefed
and we're here to-
- Is that, were you just staring?
- Uh, I don't know where I am.
Guys welcome to, what is this show called?
- We don't have a name.
- What is this kids' show called?
- Valleyfolk play, board valley?
- Let's call it Valleygames!
(laughing)
- Board Valley.
- Guys, today we're
playing It's Blunderful.
It's from Bicycle.
Do you guys know what Bicycle is?
- [All] Yeah!
♪ I want to play my bicycle ♪
- Cards. Bicycle
- Play it?
- Bicycle cards!
(laughing)
Bicycle, they made the
cards back in the day
that you always played with,
and your parents played with,
and your grandparents played with,
and they got into the board game market
and we teamed up with them
for the launch of Games by Bicycle.
We're gonna do a few videos with them.
One is It's Blunderful,
we're also gonna do Tattoo Stories,
and we're also going to
do Shuffle Grand Prix
spread across a couple videos.
- I won't do that last one.
- You will.
- I'll have a lot of
fun with the other ones.
(Joe laughing)
- Hey, hey Steve. Please?
- Oh, okay, alright Trisha,
and we have special guests!
Trisha Hershberger! And Alana Fickes!
(applause)
- Yes!
- Thank you beautiful ladies.
- Thanks for having us.
We are blessed with these talented,
beautiful ladies in out lives
that come around and play games with us
and we're just a bunch of gross boys
and we're very lucky.
- I forgot to put
deodorant on this morning.
- [Joe] We are a bunch of gross boys.
- [Steve] Yes, we are.
- [All Chanting] Gross boys,
gross boys, gross boys!
- To be fair, any time
my friends hit me up
and are like 'yo, you wanna play a game?'
I'm like 'yes'.
(laughing)
- Aww, Trisha's always down to game.
Oh, we love you Trisha.
- That is fair.
- Yo, girl. Yo, Trish.
Wanna play a game?
- Okay, well when you say it like that
I'm like, are you talking
7 Minutes in Heaven,
or like, 'cause that seemed a little...
- Oh (beep).
- I only need three minutes.
(laughing)
Guys, if you're interested,
all these games can be
purchesed at bicyclecards.com,
Amazon, and other major retailers.
Check 'em out at
@gamesbybicycle on social.
Let's play It's Blunderful.
- Woo!
(applause)
(Steve screaming)
- Guys, it's a simple one.
It's not very- it's simple.
What we're gonna do is find
awkward life situations from this deck,
and if it's my turn,
I'm gonna pick it up.
We'll just do a round real quick.
- 'Kay.
- You receive an invitation
to your ex's wedding.
(gasps)
- Oh.
- You either A), and this is me,
I'm choosing what I'm gonna do,
A) Bring a very gorgeous...
and very rented date.
B) Go, but accidentally drink too much
and likely embarrass yourself.
C) RSVP "NO" but send a kitchen knife off
of the registry and
hope they get the hint.
Now, we've got these
cards "A", "B" and "C",
I'm gonna secretly choose
what my answer will be,
and they're going to bet
on what they think I'll choose.
You either bet 5, 10 or 15 points.
- You put it face down, whatever you pick?
- You put your bet just on your thing.
- 'Kay, I'm betting beyond 10.
- How serious are we here?
Like this is truly what
you think you'd do?
- I think we should be
conversationally serious.
- Wait, how do you...
- This is based on you.
- Do you look at your cards?
- You've got to guess what Joe would do.
- What Joe would actually do.
- Yep.
- So Joe's answer is down.
- [Alana] You pick which
one you think he would do.
- I'm gonna bet...
- Can we put it face up like that?
- And you pick how many
points you're gonna bet
that he would do it?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- So I am betting 10 points.
- This is fun!
Um, I have a question.
If you're choosing,
do you choose in a way
to throw people off?
- I'm gonna say I'm just
gonna go with honesty.
- You should probably go with honesty.
- Yeah, alright.
So to recap,
a situation comes up,
I read it, there's "A", "B" and "C".
I choose what I would do in that reaction,
they bet on what my reaction would be.
- How well do we know you?
- And how confident you
are with 5, 10 or 15.
Yeah?
- OK, I love it, let's do it.
- I received an invitation
to my ex's wedding.
I would A) Bring a very
gorgeous and very rented date,
B) Go, but accidentally drink too much
and likely embarrass myself,
or C) RSVP "NO" but
send a kitchen knife off
the registry and hope they get the hint.
- What would you do Joe?
(cheering)
- Yay, yay, yay.
Oh there we go,
I'm an embarrassing human being, okay.
♪ We all think Joe did
something embarrassing ♪
- Yeah, for sure.
- Alright, alright, alright.
Now I appreciate the
excitement we all have.
- That was just practice.
- That was the practice round!
- Who's turn?
- I'm sorry, excuse me.
Hey, silence!
Now it's time for us to
get into the real game,
because that was just the practice.
Let's play this game!
(bell ringing)
(cheering)
- That's nice, I like that.
- Thanks, man.
- First to 100 points wins.
Uh, let's just start with
Trisha and go around.
- Oh, okay.
- I find myself focusing
on a large blemish
on someone's face while talking to them.
Do I A) Think about something else,
B) Break eye contact all
together and look down,
I assume at it,
or C) Stare at one feature for 5 seconds
before staring at another
feature for 5 seconds?
- Ooh, this is Trish.
- I feel fairly confident about this.
I know how I would (laughs) react.
I think it's different than Trisha.
- Okay, I got my answer ready.
- We're allowed to be bold
on this first one since we have points.
- We are allowed to be bold.
I feel pretty good about it.
- Excuse me, good sir.
- I've known Trisha for a while.
I feel pretty good about this.
- Would you like to be bold with me today?
- I would love to be bold with you.
- Oh, (speaks gibberish).
(Steve laughing)
Would you like bold?
- I would love to.
- (Joe speaks gibberish) Blah blah.
- Everyone be bold.
- Let's not shake hands
like that from now on.
- (laughing) What?
- [Joe] Do that to
everybody moving forward.
- It's so gross and weird.
- It's very weird.
- Alright, are we good?
- Okay, so I chose, da dada da!
If I found myself focusing
on a large blemish
on someone's face while talking to them,
I would A) Think about something else.
(simultaneous cheering
and defeated noises)
- Take that!
- Yeah!
(video game point gaining sound)
- You've gotta shake hands right.
- I knew Trisha from the day she was born.
We were born in the same bed.
- That is not true,
but sometimes it feels that way, Steve.
- Everyone at the table
knows that I have 15 points.
- How many points do you have now?
- Fifteen!
- Steve is in a commanding lead.
- Good job, Steve.
- Thank you, Trisha.
- Someone is holding the door
when you're 30 yards away.
(laughing)
- That's really far.
- Would I run to the door
and give a breathless "thank you",
or would I wave them on,
or would I walk a normal pace
and make eye contact,
while they watch you, vicious?
(laughing)
- Don't try to just be funny.
- What would you actually do?
- The one you'd actually do.
- Alright, I know where I'm going.
- I feel pretty good about mine too.
- It depends on the day with Elliott!
It literally does!
- I feel like the odds are silly for me.
- I have it lower down the two.
I have a 50/50 chance on that one.
- It's like, is it Wednesday?
Bam, it's "A" or "B".
- I know which it is,
so when you guys are ready?
- Okay, we're ready, dords.
- I think we're waiting on you, right?
- We're ready, doors.
- We're ready, doors!
- [Steve] I said dords.
- [Joe] Dords.
- Elliott would!
B, yeah!
(Alana screaming)
Woo woo woo!
- I've been very wrong about everybody.
- How well do you know your friends, Joe?
- Not very, apparently.
- I really thought you'd be, Elliott?
- Wave them off.
- Wave them off.
- I would just be like.
- You wouldn't rush over?
- Absolutely no, I wouldn't.
That's the least likely.
- I rush, I'll rush.
- I can totally picture
Elliott doing a (laughing)
you know, from 30 yards away.
- 30 yards is 90 feet away.
(laughing)
I'm not running 90 feet.
- No, I would do a light jog.
I'd be like "thanks!",
the whole time I'd be like (laughing)
"Thank you! Thank you!.
- We've seen Elliott do the 90 feet,
just like, walk and stare.
(eerie music)
- That's the second option.
- For sure.
- If it's a bad day, then yeah.
- A football field is how many feet, Joe?
- How many feet?
It's a hundred yards.
- A hundred.
- They're too long.
- So it's like, a third
of a football field-ish?
- That's not too long.
That's fine.
- Pretty far for somebody
to hold the door.
- That's quite a distance, yes.
Okay, next.
- Let's Play This Game!
- It's Steven's turn.
- Okay, here I am.
A stranger runs towards me
in a dark parking garage.
- While you're holding
a door open for them.
90 yards up.
- 90 feet away.
- I'm holding open a door.
- Your drink says Linda on it.
- I know, I picked it
'cause that's my mom.
- That's her mama's name.
Don't go looking for her, you perverts.
(Alana coughing)
A stranger runs towards you.
(laughing)
- You know who you are.
- You do know who you are.
A stranger runs towards
you in a dark parking garage.
- [Alana] She's looking for Linda.
(laughing)
- [Steve] A) Do I scream,
sound my alarm, and position my key
between my knuckles,
- [Alana] Wait, all three of those is one?
- [Steve] Yeah, it's all in one.
B) Assume they need help
and start dialing 911,
or C) Attempt to clothesline them
with my car door.
(laughing)
- Wait, this is Steve.
Is there an option for none of the above?
- I know, that's the one I did.
- Go hide in your car!
- That's the one I do.
I would get straight to my car.
- If I could see you clothesline someone
running at you with your car,
I don't know the amount
of money I would pay,
but it would be all that I have.
(laughing)
I would love to see that.
- Oh gosh, well I'm just gonna go big.
- I only went 15 on this one.
- I mean, I've got nothing, right?
So I might as well.
- Wow, you guys are ready to kill it.
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
- I'm excited, yeah.
- Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
if there was a stranger running towards me
in a dark parking garage,
I, Steve Zaragoza would A) Scream.
(cheering)
Sound the alarm,
position the key between my knucks.
- Yes!
- Oh, I knew Steve would scream.
I'm sorry Elliott.
- Between your knucks.
- Any involved screaming, I'm in.
I'm gonna be doing it.
- I almost went with Steve,
you would clothesline them,
just because I know you
would go for the car.
- Yeah, same thing.
- You accidentally clothesline 'em.
- Yeah, that's the closest
to what I'd really do.
- And then you get out like,
"I'm so sorry, are you okay?".
- Elliott went with 'call 911'.
- I thought, yeah, I would call 911.
- Well, there was a chance.
- Yeah, that is a chance.
- Steve sees people as
friends more than foes.
- I just feel like,
screaming a very high pitched scream
would be the immediate go-to.
- I'm just upset that the choice
to get in your car and drive away
immediately wasn't there.
- And never talk about it ever again.
- Or just on one of the podcasts.
- Or immediately call your mom.
- Yeah, I would call my mom.
- Linda.
- Aww.
- Linda, your mom.
- Don't go looking for my mom, Linda.
(laughing)
- Alana's up.
Okay, you're at the checkout
with some adult items when you
see someone from your work.
A) Give them a wink
and a fish-eating grin.
I've never heard the
term fish-eating grin?
- I eat fish.
- (laughs) What is that?
- I eat fish.
I like to eat fish.
- It's like the friendly version
of shit-eating grin.
It's like they just
didn't want to say (beep).
- You've got to meet my girl Alana,
she got tuna breath.
(Alana laughing)
- Okay, B).
- It's so gross, it's like a Gollum face.
(laughing) Sorry.
- Aww, I like Gollum's face.
B) Throw the box under the
40 packs of gum you
decide you suddenly need.
- [Joe] What a choice.
- [Alana} Yeah.
Also, now we know it's in a box,
and we have a better
idea of what it could be.
C) (laughs) Leave it proudly on display,
no shame in your game.
- That's you?
- Yeah, that's me.
- Oh yeah, okay, let me just throw this.
Put that right on the 15 there.
- Do I need to read it again, or?
- No, no, we're good, we're good.
- I'm only going five.
(clearing throat)
- I mean, this is tough.
Because it's like,
are you buying it for yourself?
- Do you even know me?
- If you're buying it for yourself,
it makes a whole difference.
- I don't think it does matter for her.
She don't care.
She a confident lady.
- I mean, yeah, but.
- I might go with Joe on this.
- No, I mean, obviously I know this.
- Finally!
(laughing)
Now you know!
- I'm at the checkout
with some adult items,
when I see someone from my work,
and I will.
- Put them inside of you!
- (laughs) C) Leave it proudly on display,
no shame in your game.
- I'm on the board!
- Yay!
- That's right baby!
- Woo!
- You guys all won 15.
I think Joe might be in the lead.
- I got my 40 condoms.
- Joe has 30 points.
- And condoms.
- Steve, how many points do you have?
- I have 25.
(bongo music)
- Joe is in the lead
currently with 30 points.
- What if it was just adult diapers?
(laughing)
- Adult item.
- Then she would have
turned and went "yeah".
- Yeah, she would still do that.
- By the time you seen your coworker,
they've already seen whatever you have.
No matter what you do to hide it.
So you might as well
just be like "yup, yup".
- I had a thought.
I saw a baby running around with a
baby diaper butt,
you know it's like big and bulbous,
and they're running around and it's funny?
I was thinking, why isn't that a term
for adults that have big, bulbous butts?
Like, she got that diaper butt.
(laughing)
- [Steve] She got little dumper's close.
- Adult diaper is a little
closer to the...
I mean, you get that diapey butt.
- That girl got that diaper butt.
- You're trying to say,
her booty is so good,
she got that diaper butt.
- Assuming you like diaper butt,
you would say a sentence like that.
- That girl's butt is so good,
she looks incontinent?
Is that good?
- Wow.
- But like, diaper butt,
so you're saying diaper butt
is a gross looking thing.
- No, it depends on your tastes!
- Looks like it's filled with (bleep).
- It's baby (bleep), yeah.
- It looks like it's sopping
with some fresh baby (bleep).
- That girl got a diaper dumper.
- What, are you stealing baby (bleep)?
Your butt looks like a diaper.
(laughing)
- And that's when you get
clotheslined by the car.
(laughing)
- A friend tries to get you to join
what you believe is a cult.
A) Happily attend one service
to heckle the guru,
B) Hire someone to de-program
your gullible friend,
C) Attend wearing a secret camera
so you can pitch the footage
to primetime investigative shows.
Man, this isn't me across the board.
- I know, that was like me last time.
- I was like, I know who
everyone else would pick.
- Or D) Don't go.
(laughing)
- Can I bet on that one?
- I'm really not sure,
so I'm only going five points in.
- I'm not sure either.
- I'm very confident.
- I'm sure, Elliott, you are.
- I mean, I wish that "C" were
attend a service wearing a secret
cam for the Valleyfolk.
- Yeah, that would be easier.
- Man, there's parts of all of them
that I'm okay with,
but I'm just going with what I think
as a human on the inside.
- I feel like that's decisions.
There's always parts of all of them.
- Okay.
- My friend tried to get me to join
what I believe was a cult,
so I hired someone to
deprogram my gullible friend.
(screaming)
- You were smart, 'cause
I was overly confident.
Now I'm back down to zero,
- Yeah, Elliott and I did not
guess well on that one.
- Guys, I've got 35 points.
- Ooh.
There's just parts of all of them.
Like, I'm too scared to happily attend,
I wouldn't heckle the guru,
that's not in my nature.
I'd try to help 'em,
and the anxiety that I'd feel
wearing a secret camera
just does not feel good to me.
- Yeah, I just heard the word 'hire'
and just heard you being like
'yeah, I can't afford that right now'.
- That's also true.
- So that was the deal breaker for me.
- What I thought was,
if he could afford it, he would have.
- That's what I thought too.
That's how I made my choice!
- But you've met, you know.
- Look, guys.
We're talking about blurred lines here,
and choices, and gray areas.
- Awkward situations.
(Steve and Alana singing
gibberish to Blurred Lines)
- I like that kind of awkward situation,
rather than one that's
like, adrenaline based,
'cause you don't really know how you-
(Steve and Alana singing gibberish)
- You're seated by an
arch-enemy at a dinner party.
Do I A) Use the close proximity
to your advantage as you fling your drink.
- [Joe] Must be a pretty big arch-enemy.
- [Trisha] B) Suggest a pre-dinner game
of musical chairs,
or C) Be polite and inquisitive,
you keep your friends close
and your enemies closer?
(Steve laughing)
- What's this Doctor Evil laugh?
Just cut it out!
- I just know this girl,
she's a good friend.
- I've seen some dark
streak in Trisha, so.
(Trisha laughing)
- I have too.
(Joe groaning)
- That's just the color purple
on the bottom of her hair.
- The entire film The Color Purple
- It's beautiful, it's dyed.
- Is printed on her hair.
- Trisha hates games.
- She has every frame of the Color Purple
printed onto her hair.
- She loves it.
- I'm guessing with no commentary.
- She loves that film.
- She loves Oprah, that's why.
- You guys ready?
- [All] Yes.
- [Elliott] I think so.
- If I were seated by an arch-enemy
at a dinner party, I would "C",
be polite and inquisitive.
(screaming)
Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
- Help me do the math here.
(Alana cheering)
- Would I go here now, so it's 10?
- How many did you guess?
- 45, and another 5 would be 50.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
- Alright.
- I've got 35.
Or do I have 40? I have 35.
Alright, you take a friend hiking
in the woods and realize you're lost.
A) Pretend you just
want to spend more time
with them and that's
why it's taking so long.
B) Consult your hiking for nitwits guide,
or C).
- Consult your hiking?
- Hiking for nitwits,
like 'For Dummies' but without the leader.
- [Elliott] Uh, "C" is suggest writing
your wills on a stone tablet.
- Alright, I'm going to assume that
that guide is going to be a
number of different things.
Doesn't have to be a nitwits guide.
Just something, it's a reference.
(Alana laughing)
- That's exactly what I did.
- Now you're just telling
us what you'd pick.
- That's no secret.
- We did not play it close
to the vest there, Joe.
- What's the point?
- We all know where
Joe's playing the game.
- Folks, the answer is "B".
- Oh.
(screaming)
- I forgot to do the
thing, but it was "B".
- I lost 10 points.
- I did too, I picked "C"!
- I'm at 55.
- Nice, Steve.
- I feel a like,
a lot of times Elliott
goes for the dark humor
in the situation, which is why
I thought writing wills would be
the appropriate answer.
- It's funny,
but then I thought about
how long it would take,
and nope.
- If you're in a car with Elliott,
and you're going somewhere
that's two blocks away,
he will never not use
his navigation system.
- Oh, I do that. That's me too.
- He turns it on every frickin' time,
and I'm like dude, it's my house.
I'll just tell you how to get there.
- We have technology, why not use it.
- I get distracted,
I want someone to tell me when to turn.
- Our ancestors had to remember,
we don't have to remember.
- I remember my dad
taking a big old map book
and highlighting the streets for me.
- That's like, (bleep) you
dad with your dumb map.
- No, I wouldn't say that.
- What are you at?
55, 45, 35, 10.
- [Elliott] 15.
- Elliott and I are doing great over here.
- Are you ready for
an imaginary situation that
your friend Steven could be in?
- Take us on a journey, Steven.
Take us on a journey.
- I'm seated next to a screaming
child on a long flight.
- That's me.
Oh okay, now we know what Steve.
- [Steve] A) Scream and whine to the
flight attendant like an even bigger baby.
- [Trisha] Oh my god, are
there any other options?
- [Steve] B) Try to calm the child
with a game of peek-a-boo,
or C) Add this to the list of reasons
you don't have kids?
- Oh, wow.
This is a little too easy.
(Alana laughing)
- Wait wait wait,
I've got 15 plus 15,
plus 15 here, okay.
(laughing)
- You can't guess.
- Can I just triple down?
- You can't be like,
"I might be different
because if it's obvious".
- Don't be an (bleep)
Steve, we know the answer.
- Be your honest self!
We all know they're all the answer.
- Everyone at home,
vote in the comments.
You'll know.
- There's two good answers here.
- There are two good answers.
- There is one Steve answer to this
- I don't think that's true!
There's two Steve answers.
- There are two Steve answers,
because I don't know which one you chose.
- There's a third Steve
answer on your best day.
You're just like, you're in a mood.
- Yes agreed, there's a third answer
if it's an amazing day.
- There's a Steve answer,
if somebody's there influencing him
toward that answer.
If Steve's on his own, there's one answer.
- [Steve] Yeah.
- [Joe] Murder.
- I think you're right.
- Alright guys, if there
was a screaming child
next to me on a long flight,
I would (clears throat) let me make sure,
add this to the reasons
why I don't have kids.
(laughing)
- We all got that, yes?
(cheering)
- That's what they call a long walk.
- Those of you at home,
if you didn't get it.
- Maybe on Steve's best day,
he would try to make the kid laugh.
- Yeah, I've seen it before.
- I think, if he had influence there.
- Like if it was a brand deal.
- If it were my friend's
kid or something, yeah.
- You are different
with your friends' kids.
- I have one whole picture
of you holding Logan.
- [Steve] I know.
- [Trisha] One whole picture,
and your mom loved it.
- (laughing) She would, that's so cute.
- That's how Trisha hits on your mom.
- It is, it's very true.
- Alright, you're up Alana's.
- Oh, someone is at my
front door and I'm naked?
Ooh (laughing) alright.
- Is it Mrs. Zaragoza?
(laughing)
- Don't go after my mom, perverts.
- I like to think that the perverts
are just a family,
like the Pervert family down the block?
John and Diane Pervert.
(laughing)
- In the Sims, that's true.
That would be a thing.
- I thought this was my furniture store.
- Pervert Furniture.
- Let's shop at Pervert
Furniture on Saturday.
(clearing throat) The options are
A) I throw on the first large item I see
in front of me and crack the door.
- [Joe] And punch through it, crack it.
- [Alana] (laughing) Yeah.
B) Run into a different room
to check out the mystery
ringer from a window.
- [Joe] Ooh, that's just safe.
C) Don't move a muscle,
so they can't hear you lurking.
- You're just nude?
And somebody's at the door?
This is you?
- This has happened and I know the answer.
- I think I, would you
get, and then, right?
- I'm very confident I know the answer.
- I'm semi-confident.
(mumbling)
- I feel not super confident.
- You put it on a 15 though.
- But I put it on a 15.
- That's why he keeps winning.
He's a risk taker!
- I haven't put it on 15 yet.
- I'm in the lead, Alana.
- Alana, I hope you
choose the one I picked.
(Alana laughing)
- I hope so too!
- Elliott with the strategy.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- I think I can win this if
I guess the same one, yeah.
- I played it safe and it's
not working well for me.
- Should I go? Okay.
Someone's at my front door and I'm naked,
I will "A", throw on the first
large item in front of me
and crack that door!
(cheering)
- I had that one picked!
- Me too, I did too.
- Well I guess you mess up!
- Well, 'cause otherwise
you would never know who's at the door!
- That's the voice of the guy at the door.
"Is you in there, oh wow! You're naked!"
- I took on his voice.
- Unless your window is
right next to your door,
and they see you naked anyway
from like, looking out the window.
- Also Steve, how many times has Doordash
come and I have to throw
something on to get it?
- Yeah, but what if you like,
didn't know who it was,
and you were expecting Doordash?
- I don't always know it's Doordash!
- I don't like it when
you fight in front of us.
(laughing)
(Alana growling)
(Steve screaming)
- Mom and Dad's (groans),
- You guys ready to get crazy?
I'm checking myself out
in a public bathroom
when someone walks in.
A) Frantically turn on the water
and pretend to be washing my hands,
B) Strike a pose in the
mirror and saunter out,
C) Ask their opinion on your new pants,
I can't decide.
- Oh, well I have two of these
that could definitely be Joe.
- I know what I'd do here, yep yep yep,
and actually I'm getting the anxiety warms
in me because I know how
I act in these situations.
- Oh, that's a hint.
(hand slams onto table)
- Wait (bleep), this is too real.
- Well now I'm unsure.
- But how do I react?
- I just changed my mind.
- I know, I did too.
- [Steve] I might have to also.
(laughing)
- All of you are like (laughs),
or we'll all be right.
- See, Elliott's a statue.
He's solid, he knows.
- Alright, alright, alright.
- I'm checking myself
out in a public bathroom,
when someone walks in,
I frantically turn on the water
and pretend to be washing my hands.
- Yeah, I'm glad I changed it to that.
- You gave us such a good hint!
- Dude, yeah, I hate it.
- I almost did ask you about pants.
- I was gonna do pants.
- I also don't like talking
to people I don't know,
especially in the bathroom.
- Especially in a bathroom.
- Striking a pose in a mirror.
Does anybody here do that?
Would anybody?
- Strike a pose and saunter out.
- I've done some weird stuff.
I don't really give a crap.
Yeah, if it's late at night,
or if it's like a Barney's
Beanery type of environment
and I've been like, if
somebody catches me.
- [Joe] Yeah!
- I might do a, yeah,
or like, lean into it.
But I've got to be pretty gone.
- I got the flutters thinking about it.
- (bleep) Elliott is such a badass.
- Dude, I know, right?
(laughing)
I'm just saying like, fuggin', you asked
and it's like, I'm not afraid.
- I'm glad you're honest with us, Elliott.
- I'm not trying to intimidate,
but I'm just saying the truth.
- You probably do both, you're like
"ahh, check out my pants".
- Exactly, yeah, yeah.
- Ahh, pants.
- I'll actually go out of the bathroom
and bring a stranger in
just so they can watch me
check myself out in the mirror.
- 50, 65, 50, 45, 60.
- Damn, son.
- I've never been winning
on a Valleyfolk game.
- There you go!
(gasping)
- Alright, you wrongfully
assume someone is pregnant.
- [Alana] Oh, man.
- Do I?
That's an awkward situation!
- [Joe] In a bathroom.
- A) Say "I can see now that you
are definitely not glowing, oh!
Do I B) Claim that by "with child",
you were referring to
their immature husband,
or C) Tell them you get food babies too.
Will the first one born be tacos or pizza?
- That's like something Steve would say.
- Oh my god.
- This is so awkward.
- Steve, I could see you saying that.
- So you just told this person,
"congrats on being pregnant".
- It's like, "oh my gosh, congrats!"
and then they're like "I'm not pregnant".
- Oh oh, ahh.
I run away.
- I am in, I'm feeling confident.
- If I wrongfully assumed
someone was pregnant,
I would "C", tell them (bleep)
you get food babies too.
Will the first born be tacos or pizza.
- That's really what you'd say?
- Well, I feel like that's
the least insulting.
- No way.
You could say your husband's
the man-baby and it's mine.
(blowing a raspberry)
- That's a hard backpedal.
- I went with "A"
- To be like "congratulations
on your upcoming baby"
and then be like,
"oh, I meant your husband
because he's immature".
Like, that's a hard backpedal.
- I'm down to 35.
- No, I'd be like, "oh yeah,
I've got some babies too".
- Oh, Alana's at 75.
Alana's gonna take this home.
- Could you pass me some awkward?
- Yes sir.
- You witness a public proposal
that goes horribly wrong.
Oh, what a gift from above.
- I wish we were there that day.
He invited us, we didn't go.
Next time, take a G7X so you can film it.
- A) Ask the waiter to send the proposer
and all the flash mob dancers a drink,
B) Save them some embarrassment by
screaming "I'll marry you!",
C) Suggest their beloved
misread the sky writing.
- Well, it's not that one.
(laughing)
- I have two that it could be.
- Yeah, me too.
- Depends on the day again with Elliott.
- I'm just giving up at this point
and throwing caution to the wind.
15s every time.
- Me too, baby.
Going big, going big.
- Wrong hand, Steve, wrong hand.
- I'm sorry!
(laughing)
- Jesus, rude.
- That's how you did it!
- Oh oh, wait wait.
- It also depends on who Elliott's around.
Like if he has some friends
he wants to tell a joke around.
- Who's near him?
- Yeah, who's near you on this?
- Who's near him, are you with friends?
Are you alone?
- Whoa, you can't ask
these type of questions.
- I'm saying it to the wind.
- You witness a public
proposal gone horribly wrong.
I would "A", ask the waiter
to send them a drink.
- He wouldn't.
- He was gonna change his card
right when it turned out to be right!
- But it's right!
(cheering)
- Back down to 20.
- Way to go guys.
- Alana's gonna win.
- We did it!
- Oh my gosh, Alana's in.
- Game point, Alana.
- We have here, Steve's up next.
This lovely lady knows him the best.
She needs 15 to win.
- Well but Steve will set me up,
'cause what is that, flex it.
- 50, 85, 20, 60 and 50.
- This is really a game that's-
- Yeah, we've fallen so far.
- Flew too close to the sun.
- A friend steals your business idea.
- Son of a (bleep).
- How is this a good one?
- Do I "A", 'cause it's hard.
Do I A) Sell my story to the tabloids,
and sink that ship before it's built,
B) Take them to court with
my cocktail napkin as evidence,
or C) Request a royalty on profits
and kick back and relax?
- Oh man, this is so hard for Steve.
- I feel like you would dance around all
of these options for a while,
ultimately landing on
the one I have chosen.
- I feel pretty good
about my choice right now.
- Oh, you're not going for the win?
- No.
- Oh, you've gotta go for the win.
- [Steve] Alright, are you guys
ready for my answer?
- Should I go for the win?
- [Joe And Trisha] Go for the win!
- 'Cause here's the thing,
if you don't get it,
we'll just refilm it like you did.
(laughing)
- Alright, a friend
steals my business idea
and my answer is, I forgot,
"B", I take the, yeah!
(Alana screaming)
- No, no, no, no.
- I did win accurately!
Now I accurately won!
- This is 100% it,
because I remember being
in a situation with Steve
a long time ago.
- If I have the proof,
and the idea is good,
I don't wanna let someone just take it.
- Give me one of those handshakes.
- I'll fight for it.
- When Steve gets mad,
(screaming)
he is all about standing
up for what he believes in.
- He wants to know that he was right.
- But then he gets tired
and takes the money.
That's all I say.
- If it's a bad idea,
if it's an idea I don't
really care too much about,
totally I'd sit on it
and let them take it,
but I'd take the money,
but if I cared about the idea
and I had proof I created it?
It's mine, baby.
- I've definitely seen you pissed
in a situation like that, yep.
- Well guys, Alana won!
(triumphant music)
(cheering)
- Congratulations.
(applause)
- What was your strategy?
- Um, intuition.
- Alright, well there you go.
- Guys, this has been
our first ever episode of
- [All] "Let's Play That Game".
- This got (bleep) up,
let's try one more time.
- [All} "Let's Play This Game".
- That was It's Blunderful from Bicycle.
If you want to get it, it's available at
bicyclecards.com, Amazon,
all other major retailers
and check 'em out at
@gamesbybicycle on social.
Thank you to Alana and
Trisha for hanging out.
Thank you guys for watching,
and uh, I got five points.
(laughing)
- Did you really?
- (laughing) Yeah.
- Guys, thanks for watching
- [All] "Let's Play This Game".
- Joe, I've never seen
you do so bad at anything.
- Joe (screaming) Shut up Elliott!
(applause)
(excited a cappella)
