Fortnite added cars.
There's nothing new about that statement
They've been out for quite some time.
They're great additions to the game
finally addressed the mobility [this chapter] that was desperetly needed
Yada, yada, yada.
But I'm not gonna bore you with statistics and game development
I'm a memer!
And as memers do it's my sworn duty to create absolute chaos
and unpredictability from new game mechanics
And on that first day gliding down into Lazy Lake,
I already had one in mind.
Here's the gist.
When you see a car driving around, you know someone's inside of it.
There's no possible way for a car to drive itself.
So, you attack it,
blow it up,
all that good stuff.
But, take a car on the road, not moving, sitting idly by with about half of it's tank available.
There's no way someone would be inside that car,
because that would be stupid.
Thankfully
I'm stupid.
Thank you so much for watching this disaster of a video!
Uhhhh...
Go ahead and Sub to Cabbage Game_z.
He deserves every single subscriber.
...and he's also a part of this video, if you didn't see.
And, uhhhhh...
...What else?
...What else? x2
...What else? x3
Uhhhhhhhh
I-if you wanna... do this challenge it's called the Backseat Driver Challenge!
I'm running out of video.
Bye!
