• From eating rocks to jumping into a cactus,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the dumbest things we did for money.
I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by kingstinger1 Grgak
Grgak and his friend, MKyleM, were walking
home from school when they saw a banana in
the road.
Normally, they would’ve just left it alone,
but that time it was different.
MKyleM dared Grgak to stick the banana up
his butt for 50 dollars.
Well, he did it… but then couldn’t get
the banana out, so they had to go to the emergency
room to have it taken out.
MKyleM’s dad ended up giving Grgak 100 dollars
plus the 50 dollars he was promised.
Number 9 was submitted by NorthGaming Danger
Dolan
In 4th grade, a classmate told Dolan that
he would pay him 20 dollars if he took all
the gum from under the desk and chewed it.
Dolan actually thought his classmate had the
money and did it.
Slowly, Dolan went through piece by piece,
putting each one on the floor when he was
done chewing it.
At the end, he asked for his 20 dollars, but
his classmate just laughed, saying, “We
never shook on it.”
Dolan was pissed, so he got the pile of gum
and chucked it at him.
At the end of the year, Dolan’s teacher
gave him a trophy for helping clean the school.
Number 8 was submitted by ShadowKingGp Pringle
One day, Pringle was waiting for his grandmother
to pick him up from school.
Although he was very smart in school, he had
a habit of doing dumb things.
So when a group of kids said they would pay
him 5 dollars to eat a bunch of rocks, Pringle
took the dare.
He started to put them in his mouth and swallow
them one-by-one.
Eventually, Pringle finished eating the rocks,
but he never got his 5 dollars.
At least he didn’t get sick.
Number 7 was submitted by CaptainCorgi101
Tolop
Tolop was on the school playground when someone
yelled, “Who wants free money?”
Tolop fell for the trap and ran over.
On the ground was a pile of deer poop, but
Tolop was clueless as to what it actually
was.
They asked Tolop to either step in it or pick
it up for 10 bucks, so he went over and stomped
in the pile.
While he was doing it, Tolop looked over and
saw the kids running away.
In disbelief, he ran after them and tackled
one of the kids.
Since that day, Tolop has never trusted someone
with money.
Number 6 was submitted by Stuffman12 Legna
When he was in 7th grade, Legna’s friend,
GhostToast, was going to pull a prank on Legna’s
teacher by giving her powdered donuts, which
were actually covered with baking soda.
But Legna said, “Dude, there’s no way
she’ll fall for that.
You prank her too much, so she’ll know.”
GhostToast agreed, which left him with a whole
box of baking soda-covered donuts.
So, at lunch, GhostToast said, “Hey, if
you eat this whole box of donuts and then
drink this lemonade, I’ll give you 10 dollars!”
Legna replied, “Get ready to lose 10 dollars!”
and proceeded to eat the whole box in under
5 minutes.
He drank the lemonade, and his mouth foamed
up instantly.
Legna went to the bathroom and washed it all
out, and when he came back, GhostToast handed
him the 10 dollars and said, “That has to
be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen you
do for money.”
Number 5 was submitted by henmason Spinalpalm
When Spinalpalm was in high school, he was
hanging out with his friends on the football
team.
They were eating pizza and talking, and one
of the more buff guys took off his shirt and
began fingering his bellybutton while he talked.
When he took out his finger, it was covered
in bellybutton lint.
Then he said, “I dare someone to eat this.”
Everyone looked at Spinalpalm.
Of course, he refused, but then the guy said,
“If you eat this, we'll all give you ten
dollars.”
The other guys agreed.
Disgusted, Spinalpalm agreed, and the guy
put the bellybutton lint in his hand.
After staring at it for about a minute, while
all the guys watched, Spinalpalm held his
breath and quickly put the load of navel lint
in his mouth.
Everyone made a groaning sound when he did
it.
He was expecting a foul taste that would make
him gag , but there was barely a taste at
all.
Spinalpalm swallowed the lint and quickly
drank some soda to get that slightly bitter
bellybutton taste out of his mouth.
It was worth it… he made 150 dollars.
Number 4 was submitted by Scalygecko226 Zaraganba
One time, Zaraganba’s friend decided to
give him 100 bucks if he jumped into a cactus.
And Zaraganba was actually dumb enough to
it.
He went to the hospital about an hour later.
It took the doctors 3 hours to remove all
the cactus spines – by hand.
Zaraganba didn’t know what hurt more – jumping
into the cactus or getting the spines pulled
out.
He did get the 100 bucks, plus another hundred
to cover his hospital bills.
Number 3 was submitted by Sparkle23 Ramona
When she was 8 years old, Ramona and her friend
were in a fancy restaurant.
Her friend said she would give her 20 dollars
if she went into the bathroom with her and
locked all the doors.
Ramona agreed, so they went and locked all
the doors by crawling under the partitions.
They ran out of the bathroom and, later, the
employees asked if they knew who locked all
the doors.
Ramona’s friend said, “It was her,”
pointing to Ramona.
So Ramona had to go in and unlock all the
doors.
When she unlocked one of the stalls, she found
a lady sitting on the toilet!
She screamed so loud the entire restaurant
heard her.
A year later, Ramona went to the restaurant
again for a party, and the same lady as last
time was there.
She went up to Ramona and yelled, “Oy, why
did you do that?”
Ramona just ran to the bathroom.
And no, she never got her 20 dollars.
Number 2 was submitted by Commander_vixen
Spincess
The dumbest thing Spincess ever did for money
was when her friends gave her a latex fursuit
that looked like a husky.
They said they would give her 1,000 dollars
if she put it on and wore it around town.
Spincess thought that it would be funny, so
she did it.
The tail inflated, so it was hard to sit down.
One guy even squeezed her boob and said, "Hey
there little pup."
She ended up hiding in her friend's car while
they put together most of the money.
She still has 
the suit.
Number 1 – What 
was 
the dumbest thing 
that I’ve done for money?
