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You cannot turn on
the TV, or go online,
or walk out of your house
without seeing at least one
Kardashian.
In fact, there's one here today.
Please welcome my friend Khloe.
[CHEERING]
Please welcome Kim
Kardashian West.
[CHEERING]
Kourtney Kardashian.
[CHEERING]
Kendall Jenner.
Please welcome Kris Jenner.
Kylie Jenner.
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I'm I'm the lesser
known Kardashian sister.
My name is Karla Kardashian.
So you made a deal with
[INAUDIBLE] to do the show
another five years.
Is that right?
Right
For $150 million.
And my cut is what?
Like, if I'm--
[LAUGHTER]
If I'm Karla--
Well, yeah.
You-- you would-- [INAUDIBLE].
I brought you your cut.
You would [INAUDIBLE].
I actually brought you your cut.
So here.
Really?
Right in there.
OK.
There it is.
There's your cut.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look.
It says Karl on it.
Uh-huh.
And then we just added the A.
The A-- oh, I see.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I see.
You guys, it's Kim.
I am about to go inside
and surprise Reuben.
I'm so excited.
Kim's makeup line, as you
know, is very, very successful.
And it's going to be, like--
well, it is a big massive range.
And I just love it so much.
And I really want
to use it when--
I think you're
going to need this.
Oh, my god, Kim.
Hi.
It's so nice to
meet you, Reuben.
First of all, you
look fantastic.
You look gorgeous.
And--
This is how she looks
always, face-timing.
All the time?
[CHUCKLING]
You guys, look.
This is my selfie light on.
And this is it off.
[CLICK]
Boring.
[CLICK]
Gorgeous.
Yes!
Wow.
I'm going to have you
do different exercises
and different emotions--
a sad jump roper.
Good.
A surprised lunge.
[GASPING]
Yeah.
[CHUCKLING]
[GASPING]
Yeah.
A happy mountain climber.
I'm climbing the mountain.
I'm Karla Kardashian.
Woo!
[CHEERING]
I am--
[CHEERING]
Woo!
I'm the lesser known
Kardashian sister.
And I've got a new baby
bump under my lady lumps.
And I'm not supposed
to tell anybody.
But I don't care.
Because I'm part of the family.
Courtney is also
pregnant as well.
[CHEERING]
Kourtney is pregnant.
Stop making up rumors about me.
What?
I'm not pregnant.
Whaa-- I-- I--
what?
Karla.
I confuse you with Kendall.
Because Kendall's pregnant.
And I know that for a fact.
That one is true.
[CHEERING]
Kendall is pregnant.
You got to chill.
Because I'm not pregnant.
You have to chill
is what you do.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Are you Kylie?
No-- Kendall-- still Kendall.
OK, you're Kendall.
OK, still Kendall.
Damn, there's a lot of us, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
To think you're
having a baby anytime.
And you just told
us it's a girl.
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
Yes.
It is.
It's a girl!
It is.
Never have I ever walked
in on my mom with a guy.
Oh, god.
I have never.
[LAUGHTER]
I've heard her.
I live with her.
So I've heard her
from downstairs.
And that's just as
bad as walking in.
Oh, my god!
I'm mortified.
I like, literally put
the covers over my head.
And so I guess I have.
That's horrible.
We sent Kris Jenner to the 99
cent store here in Burbank.
Now, don't do that.
People will see you're
listening to something.
You can't keep your
finger on your ear.
You know what I can do?
You know what I can do?
Finger dance.
I can finger dance.
Yeah.
Let me show you.
Let me show you.
[LAUGHTER]
Perfectly popped purple popcorn.
Oh, I got that.
I got that.
Yeah.
She said, Hercules
had a-- had a--
Herc--
I'm going to start drawing.
Ready?
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
You're not taking a picture.
You got to take a picture.
[SCREAMING]
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my god!
[CHEERING]
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