To- Pikachu, and all the Pokémon!
( clink! )
Pikachu: Ka-
( dishes breaking )
( Ash & Pikachu caught up in the chaos )
Pikachu: ( annoyed )
Will someone tell me what in the world happened?
( repeated stepping on Brock )
♫ So you wanna be a Masterrr?
Pokémon!
Do you have the skills to be-?
Pokémon!
I wanna take, the ultimate step-
( Ash sneaking up on something )
the ultimate step-
To risk- ksir oT
To risk it all, and not forget
the lessons that I hoooold!
I wanna go, where no one's been,
far beyond the- Pokémon!
 And learn the way, to take-
the ultimate step-
I wanna be!
a man-
Pokémon!
I put myself-
Pokémon!- Pokémon!-
Pokémo-
to the test, to be better than all the
rerrerrerrerrer
st
unh!
SuuS SuuS
PO- KÉMO- KÉMO-
PO- KÉMO- KÉMO-
DddD DddD
SuuS SuuS
DduS SudD
Number o-o rebmuN
I wanna be, the greatest-
step- er of them AAAAAAAAA
 ( Pikachu Thundershocks )
AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
[ Got the power, in your hands! ]
Pokémon! !nomékoP
( loud brief sound )
♫
♪ ( Episode Title Jingle ) ♪
Ash: Uh...
♪ ( jingle finishes) ♪
I'm not the only one who wants lunch, am I, Togepi?
Satoshi's Voice: LUNCH-!
♫ ( Haunted House music from the Old Chateau )
Brock: ( ghostily ) Is that you, Ash?
Ash: Huh?
Pikachu: ( also "huhs" )
♫
Ash: HE'S BACK!?
Rowan's Guys: HE'S BAAACK!!
( Ash sliding around like a doofus )
( Ash manifesting copies of himself which all also make sliding and yelling noises )
♪ ( BGM gets stuck in a loop ) ♪
Narrator: AFTER BA-
Who's he?
He's... Brock!
Hey, how ya doin' there, Misty?
Hey, you must be Tracey.
( very loud & clipped )
WELL, YOU CAN HAVE HIM, YOU NASTY LITTLE WEASEL!
Mmmh ( smacks lips ) you're right!
( going up )
( and then down )
( and two more times! )
( dramatic wind )
This ship needs a captain.
♪ YEAH ♪
I'm a captain!
Brock: ( echoey ) Uugh, that name...
( groans & falls over )
( groans and then groans in reverse )
Hey, Brock.
What's wrong?
Brock: ( silence )
♫ ( "Just" by Radiohead plays ) ♫
♫
♫
Ash: ( silence )
♫
Why don't we litter-?
Ash: Good idea!
I just can't wait to see the look on my mom's face!
Pikachu: ( agreement )
( garbage falling )
Ash: ( chuckling )
( garbage falling )
Ash: ( chuckling )
Ash's Mom: ASH!
( movie trailer "thoom" sound )
Someone: All we can say at this time is-
derevocsid evah ew taht-
( distorted siren )
Announcer Guy: So be on the lookout,
Because the Mystery Shopper is looking for /you/!
You can win a microwave-
( audio cuts out )
If our Mystery Shopper- microwaves- /you/!
With our- -ruo thiW
♪ ( horror movie-like BGM ) ♪
Flapjack: ( ominous sing-song ) SHE'S HEEEERE!~
Announcer Guy: The microwave entrée that's loaded with-
microwaves-
so-
Announcer Lady:
You wi-ll- d-ie-
Announcer Guy:
With ImpromorpmI htiW
( slightly faster )
With ImpromorpmI htiW
you like! you like! you like!
( loud distorted drone )
Announcer Guy:
It's happening at Safeway™ this Fr-aturday.
Announcer Lady:
Is that Kraft-? ( x4 )
( distorted )
YOU WIN!
♪ ( BGM loop ) ♪
( loud drone burst )
Ash: ( sighs )
Ash's Mom: You're finally home!
Ash: H-huh?
Mr. Mime: Mr. Mime!
♪ ( Heartful BGM )
Ch-huh, Mom!
What a surprise!
Hu-huh I could hardly wait-
I'm so glad you're here, Pikachu!
( Ash trips and falls )
Pikachu: ( greeting )
♪ ( "Think!" from Jeopardy! ) ♪
Renamon: DAMN- your mommy~
♪
♫ NOTHING CAN STOP YOU, DIAMOND AND PEARL! ♫
♪
Okay, guys!
/This/ oughta be enough to get us started!
Thanks, Ash.
( some sound idk how to describe, i'm sorry )
Kay guys, dig in!
All the Pokémon:
( probably saying the pokémon equivalent to "Itadakimasu!" )
( munch! )
( slurps )
Mmm mmm mmh
( trouble! )
Brock: ( retching )
What's the matter with you guys?
Brock: ( vomiting )
Aren't you tough enough to handle a little spicy food?
( bite )
We'll- land you in Juvenile Court!
Ash: ( very forceful shove )
Jessie: ( choking comically )
( "G-major" distorted audio )
Ash's Mom: It̛̠͕̮'s ̝a̬ ͅhot̴, ̼̙ṃu҉g҉g͍̦̖y ͇e͕v͏e̴̬̼͇ṉ̸̼̯i̼̟̲n͚͕g̝̺͙!
I̦t̩̰͕'̙s a ͓̬g͚͕͍o̫od t͠h͈̮͙in͖͟g ̻̪͔͟w̘̟̖e g̩͚͝ͅo̘͢ṱ ̕the҉͇ ̰̻ͅm̷̦̝a̻͖͢r̜͔k͘e̬t͖̞ ̠͈̪͜b̹̪e̙̙f͜o҉r̶e ͖̱̳i̱t ͎͉̭c̘ͅl̵ǫ̜͎̝sed, w̯̜̮̕a̬sn̜͟'t̕ ̨it͓͉?̡͎
Mi҉̱ͅii͢m͈̻̬e͚,̘̙͓ M̸r. ̮͖M̖̟ͅìm̥ḛ̼͠!̘
( step on Brock )
♫ t̖̖̤͝h̘̹̪͢e̡ ul͎͈̺t͙i̤̱̹͝mat̖̞e st̯͓eṕ-̫̟̮ ̟♫
Mi̤̪͉m̦̭ͣ̆e̶̮̲̭̋ͨ̈́y͞!͒
Di̢d̨̳̬... y̢o͋̍͊u j͇͍͎͘u̻̠s̞͚̓̑t̙͊ h̸̙̲̳̐̓̓e͏a̧͇͕̐̎r͔͔̤̾ͮ͌ ̩̔s̯̘̥̒ͬ͂o͐̄m͙͌eẗ̯hí̀͆̕n̦̖̿̎g̒͏̣?͒̚
M͞i̻͉i̯͙͘i̳͉̕m͝e̲̺?̠
So ͈͞ͅd͡i̪d I̪͢!̀
L͡e̩͚t͙̘'̶s̵̯̙̼ ̫̲͈̀g̛o̙̟͢ ͕̀bạ̺c̞k ̹̲̯and͏ ͎se͙͞e̻͙̹͜ ̳͡w̳͎h̖̺̲at͎̱̀ i͉t̠͈̤ i̺͇͕s!̠̩̣
Mͤi̵̺̳m̹̌e̳ͫ!̺̺͎
( step on Brock )
♫ ̯̥t̶ͅhé ư͖l̤t͙͝im̢͔͓àt̼̞̗e ̶̯s͎̣͈t͈͉̮ȩ̺p-̷͈̝̺ ̥̺♫
I̮ ̻͘j̡̻̠̭u̱̠͞s̨̙t̡ ͔̺heḁ̢͕r̲d͜ ̵it ̞͟a̷̯g̛ạ̣in̗, ̩Ḿi̙͇m͎ḛ̭̫y̢.͏
I̞͉t͈̩̰ ̴s̲̲̀̾o͍ͭ͡u̡n̛͍̟̅̂d͕̋s͖̕ͅ lik̪͙̦ͬ̂ͦe̻͓̠̿ͩͭ ̯̖ͥ̈i̛t'̠̻̮ͨͣ̄sͪ̋̕ co̎ͦ̀min͞g̪ͬ͢ ̟f̳͖͈͛ͣ̚r̗ͣom̗͎̰̅͒ͤ̕ ̦̲̲b̼͚̬͌̔̍e̙̹h͂́̅inͣd͈̤̉͒ ̭̺̟ͮ͗̃u̒̅̿͢s̖͈̣͟!
M͈͔̗͆͂̀į̐̃̉m̗͖̳̎͋̋̀ĕͅ.̪ͯ
( step on Brock )
♫͟ ̡͉̩̦ͭ̄͂th̢e͝ ͔̺̪ͣͩͮų̟͖͎ͥͨͫl̫̬̔̂t̯̙̲i̽̽ṃ͊͢a͝ṱ̴̅e ͪ̏̂ŝ̳̙̞̐̓t̸͎̤̃̆èp̦̙̹-͍̪̍ͯ͡
t͈͙̠̀͐̌h̖͢e̱ͤ ̊̆̇͠u̼ͣltͦͭ̊͏i̠̺͂̚mȃ̈̚t̞̜̂͑ẻ͎̮̯̇̚͘ ͔s͇͝t̶ep̣̺͉ͥ̑̃- ( x5) 
͖Í͙̘̑ ̘̒dͣo̢̩̱ṇ̼͙'̿͋͏t͎̥̜̀͑̆ ̳̑u̻͙̼n̳̺͆͊dęř̵̗s̟̀̀t̜̭͊ͤan̲ͤd̿͐͞,̓͊͒ ̧͔̯̓ͪMi̮̹m̵e̅y.͖ͩ ͍̙̩̆͌̐I̢̮̙͊ͫ ̅͡h̰̲̯e͒ǡ̺͈͈̐r̪̹̝̂ͥ͊ ͬ̄̚it ̨̬͕b͘u͙̎t ̠̾I ̱̣̞͒ͥ̀d̔͂̾ő̠n̩͈̻̎̽̽'̟̥̆̀ţ̙̣̌̓ ̷̬̰̫s͗́͋҉e̷e ́it!
( step on Brock )
♫͟ ̡͉̩̦ͭ̄͂th̢e͝ ͔̺̪ͣͩͮų̟͖͎ͥͨͫl̫̬̔̂t̯̙̲i̽̽ṃ͊͢a͝ṱ̴̅e ͪ̏̂ŝ̳̙̞̐̓t̸͎̤̃̆èp̦̙̹-͍̪̍ͯ͡
t͈͙̠̀͐̌h̖͢e̱ͤ ̊̆̇͠u̼ͣltͦͭ̊͏i̠̺͂̚mȃ̈̚t̞̜̂͑ẻ͎̮̯̇̚͘ ͔s͇͝t̶ep̣̺͉ͥ̑̃- ( x5) 
͖Í͙̘̑ ̘̒dͣo̢̩̱ṇ̼͙'̿͋͏t͎̥̜̀͑̆ ̳̑u̻͙̼n̳̺͆͊dęř̵̗s̟̀̀t̜̭͊ͤan̲ͤd̿͐͞,̓͊͒ ̧͔̯̓ͪMi̮̹m̵e̅y.͖ͩ ͍̙̩̆͌̐I̢̮̙͊ͫ ̅͡h̰̲̯e͒ǡ̺͈͈̐r̪̹̝̂ͥ͊ ͬ̄̚it ̨̬͕b͘u͙̎t ̠̾I ̱̣̞͒ͥ̀d̔͂̾ő̠n̩͈̻̎̽̽'̟̥̆̀ţ̙̣̌̓ ̷̬̰̫s͗́͋҉e̷e ́it!
t̻̦̬h͕̜̞e̸ ̦̝͓u̴̻l̰̳̣tim̶at͖͖e͎̕ ̜śt͏ep-́ ͈̦t̡he͈ ͘ult̩i̻̕m̧a͙̞t͜e st̫̯e̖ͅp̯̳-
Mr. Mime: (̺̳͓̀ ̤͖̦g͚̳r͙oa̭̝̳͟n̴s ̞̹)̩̟͟
( "t͆ͩͯh̔ͦ͗͡e ̈́u̓̊ľ͆͢t̽͗͆i͑m̓ͮ̊a̾t͢ë̾̿̀ s̸̓̿͂tͧe̽ͬͤp̶" fades out ) ♫
( d͜i̊҉͚nͦ̒̎g!͉͗ )
♪ ( S̈́ͅO̶̪ͭM̹͑Ḙ͙̙̜͕̝͓̌̓̂̊̏͗̆ ̼͇͍̟̏͛̉͑P͜R̢͕ͤO͓̘̻ͭ̋̌͒ͅD͓͙͕̼̬̳͠U̇ͯ͌̌̇͊̚҉̦̪͔̬͈̰̘C̢T̳͍̳̰̃͗ͬ͑́I̢͎̭ON͖̦̜͔ ̜͉͈͆ͦ̏ÉN̫̻̪̘̣̤͔̎̂̒̒̈́̉̓D̢̐ͧͨ͊Í͓̤̣̾̑͡NG̽̽̃͆ ̷́ͫ̂̐F͓̠ͨ̀A̳̠̮Ṅ͈͎͓̟ͥ̓͆FA̖̺͖͙̜ͮͮ̍ͬ͒REͦͩ̆̿̉͌ ) ♪
