
Portuguese: 
Meus  amigos
Meus companheiros
Meus camaradas
A hora de luta chegou
Chega de ficar estressado com a mídia
Chega desse abuso na internet
e ódio
Chega de dizer: Me Desculpa Eu Vacilei, ok?
E você sabe o por quê?
Porque nós falhamos
Outra canal do Youtube esta chegando ao fim...
Esta chegando ao fim
É isso ai, até Novembro desse ano PewDiePie não será mais o maior canal do Youtube.
Na verdade, isso bom.
NÃO!!
Nós devemos lutar contra isso
Quem é esse canal T-Series?
ooh, esse canal vai passar o PewDiePie
mimimi

Hindi: 
मेरे साथी भाई, मेरे साथी ब्रेथरेन, मेरे साथी कामरेड
हमारा समय आ गया है वापस लड़ने का
मेनस्ट्रीम मीडिया द्वारा हम और ज़ुल्म नहीं सहेंगे
मैं नफरत में इस ऑनलाइन दुर्व्यवहार को और नहीं ले सकता
मैं और नहीं कहूंगा, मुझे माफ़ कर दो, मैंने गड़बड़ कर दी, ओके
और तुम जानते हो क्यों? क्योंकि हम विफल हो रहे थे, ओके
एक और यूट्यूब चैनल हावी हो रहा है..हावी हो रहा है
जी हाँ, इस वर्ष नवंबर में प्यूडीपाई अब तक का यूट्यूब पर सबसे बड़ा चैनल नहीं रहेगा
नहीं, हमें वापस लड़ना होगा, ये कौन सा चैनल है, "टी सीरीज़"
ये चैनल प्यूडीपाई पे हावी हो जाएगा

Hindi: 
मेरे साथी भाई, मेरे साथी ब्रेथरेन, मेरे साथी कामरेड
हमारा समय आ गया है वापस लड़ने का
मेनस्ट्रीम मीडिया द्वारा हम और ज़ुल्म नहीं सहेंगे
मैं नफरत में इस ऑनलाइन दुर्व्यवहार को और नहीं ले सकता
मैं और नहीं कहूंगा, मुझे माफ़ कर दो, मैंने गड़बड़ कर दी, ओके
और तुम जानते हो क्यों? क्योंकि हम विफल हो रहे थे, ओके
एक और यूट्यूब चैनल हावी हो रहा है..हावी हो रहा है
जी हाँ, इस वर्ष नवंबर में प्यूडीपाई अब तक का यूट्यूब पर सबसे बड़ा चैनल नहीं रहेगा
नहीं, हमें वापस लड़ना होगा, ये कौन सा चैनल है, "टी सीरीज़"
ये चैनल प्यूडीपाई पे हावी हो जाएगा

Spanish: 
 
 
fela brous (hermanos)
Compañeros
Camaradas
el momento ha llegado
para que peleemos
mas no seremos oprimidos
por mainstream media
Ya no tomare este abuso y odio en linea
ya no voy a decir
"Lo siento me equivoque okey?"
ERGH! *le corta*
y sabes porque?
Porque estamos fallando!
Otro canal de YouTube
Esta cambian...
*Le pega a la lampara*
Esta cambiando
Así es
en no menos que en noviembre de este año,
¡PewDiePie no será el canal más grande en Youtube! :(
Haters: Eso será bastante agradable en realidad-—
NO!!
Debemos pelear de regreso.
quien es este canal "T-Series"?
Haters: "Oh, este canal pasará PewDiePie"
"pewdiepewdiepewdie—"
Pewds: SHHHTFFFFF

English: 
My fellow bros,
my fellow brethren,
my fellow comrades,
the time has come for us to fight back.
No more will we become
oppressed
by mainstream media.
*slice*
No more will I take this online abuse
*slice slice ding*
and hatred.
No more will I say "I'm sorry. I messed up, okay?".
ERGH *slice*
And you know why? 'Cause we're FAILING.
Another Youtube channel is taking over—
*sees God's disappointment*
—is taking over.
That's right,
in no less than in November this year,
PewDiePie will not be the biggest channel on Youtube!
that'd be pretty nice actually—
NO.
We must fight BACK.
Who is this "T-Series" channel?
"Oh, this channel will pass PewDiePie"
"pewdiepewdiepewdie—"
SHHHTFFFFF

English: 
I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE.
No more lame boxing matches,
I challenge T-Series to a saber fight,
like real men.
I'm throwing my glove at you, T-Series.
Fight me, IRL, to the death.
No boxing glove and helmets;
I'm talking about to the death here.
Wait they have 46 billion views?
It's an Indian channel?
IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?
IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?!
IT'S AN NRAHHHH!!
India, I will fight you ALL!
If you're an Indian watching this channel, you're welcome.
How many people live in India? How is this even possible?
Too many.
The only way I can stay relevant is to get the Indians subscribing to me.
If they won't accept my sword challenge, then the only thing we can do is fight fire with fire.
*epic music plays* Smash Subscribe.
Smash. Sub. -scribe.
Smash. Sub. -scrIBE.
smASH SUBSCRIBE!
SMASH SUBSCRIBE!

Hindi: 
नंबर वन, मै नंबर वन हू, कोई और मुक्केबाजी का मैच नहीं, मैं टी-सीरीज़ को एक सबर लड़ाई की चुनोती देता हू, एक मर्द आदमी की तरह
मै अपना ग्लोव तुम पे फेंकता हू टी सीरीज़, असली जिंदगी में मुझसे लड़ो, मौत तक, कोई बॉक्सिंग
ग्लोव और हेलमेट नहीं, मै यहाँ असली मौत की बात कर रहा हू
रुको, उनके 46 बिलियन दृश्य है। यह एक भारतीय चैनल है, यह एक भारतीय चैनल है *मुद्दे पे आईये फिलिक्स*
भारत, मै आप सबसे लडूंगा, अगर आप भारतीय है और ये चैनल देख रहे है
तो आपका स्वागत है, भारत में कितने लोग रहते हैं? यह कैसे संभव है? 
1.34 बिलियन बहुत ज्यादा, एक ही तरीका है जिसमे में उचित रह सकता हू की भारतीय मुझे सब्सक्राइब करें,
अगर वे मेरी तलवार चुनौती स्वीकार करना चाहते हैं तो केवल एक चीज जो हम कर सकते हैं
सब्सक्राइब दबाओ *5*x

Portuguese: 
EU SOU O NUMERO 1
 
Eu desafio T-Series
Para um luta de sabres
Como homens
 
Lute contra mim IRL 
IRL = Na vida real
até a morte
Sem luvas e capacetes
Eu to falando até a morte.
Espera, eles tem 46 bilhões de views
É um canal Indiano (3x)
India, eu vou lutar contra todos vocês
Se você é um Indiano assistindo seja bem-vindo.
Quantas pessoas vivem na India?
Como isso é possível?
Tantas pessoas.
1.21 bilhões em 2011 (2017 1.3 bilhões)
O único jeito de continuar relevante no Youtube é conseguir inscritos Indianos pra mim.
Se eles aceitarem meu desafio de espadas
A única coisa que podemos fazer é lutar fogo com fogo
Inscreva-se

Spanish: 
¡SOY EL NÚMERO UNO! SOY EL NÚMERO UNO.
No más lamentables peleas de boxeo
Desafío a T-Series a una pelea de sables
como hombres de verdad
Te estoy tirando mi guante, T-Series.
Lucha conmigo en la vida real hasta la muerte.
sin guantes de boxeo y cascos
Estoy hablando de la muerte aquí.
*musica alegre*
Espera, tienen 46 mil millones de visitas?
Es un canal indio?
¿ES UN CANAL INDIO?
ES UN CANAL INDIO! ?
¡ES UN AAAHHHH!
India, ¡lucharé contra TODOS! >:v
 
Si eres un indio mirando este canal, de nada.
¿Cuántas personas viven en India? Como es esto posible?
Demasiados.
*música dramática*
La única forma en que puedo seguir siendo relevante es lograr que los indios se suscriban a mí.
Si no aceptan mi desafío de espadas, entonces lo único que podemos hacer es combatir el fuego con fuego.
*suena música épica* Smash Subscribe.
dale a suscribirse
dale a suscribirse
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE!
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE! >:v!!

Hindi: 
नंबर वन, मै नंबर वन हू, कोई और मुक्केबाजी का मैच नहीं, मैं टी-सीरीज़ को एक सबर लड़ाई की चुनोती देता हू, एक मर्द आदमी की तरह
मै अपना ग्लोव तुम पे फेंकता हू टी सीरीज़, असली जिंदगी में मुझसे लड़ो, मौत तक, कोई बॉक्सिंग
ग्लोव और हेलमेट नहीं, मै यहाँ असली मौत की बात कर रहा हू
रुको, उनके 46 बिलियन दृश्य है। यह एक भारतीय चैनल है, यह एक भारतीय चैनल है *मुद्दे पे आईये फिलिक्स*
भारत, मै आप सबसे लडूंगा, अगर आप भारतीय है और ये चैनल देख रहे है
तो आपका स्वागत है, भारत में कितने लोग रहते हैं? यह कैसे संभव है? 
1.34 बिलियन बहुत ज्यादा, एक ही तरीका है जिसमे में उचित रह सकता हू की भारतीय मुझे सब्सक्राइब करें,
अगर वे मेरी तलवार चुनौती स्वीकार करना चाहते हैं तो केवल एक चीज जो हम कर सकते हैं
सब्सक्राइब दबाओ *5*x

Hindi: 
हमें क्या करना है? सब्सक्राइब दबाना है 
 जी हाँ

English: 
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
SMash Subscribe.
That's right!
*deranged clapping*
*9 year old voice* 'Felix, I just want you to review the memes,'
*9 year old voice* 'I don't want really feel li--'
PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF *triggered sounds*
Muheh heh heh
I've seen this already (deja vu?)
ha ha ha ha
It's so good-
It took me a second the first time I saw it
and I'm like, "wut do u mean?"
"I didn't see this video"
like "What's the context here?"
I'm glad that their editing skills has improved.
*reading* Or Post Malone's address
*high-pitched* Daaaaaamn
*still high-pitched* that's savage yooo
*reading the text on the screen*
Excuse me
Excuse
I had the same thing
I had 2 thumbnails prepared
and it was really annoying
I had to make one at last minute
What the heck guys?
Couldn't you have picked a winner?
You will gonna have a rematch anyway
Why make it a draw?
You clearly already planned for it
It would been more exciting
for someone to win to then get the title back
instead of a draw, no one cares
Fort
Fortnite
Fortnite did it
That's right everybody

Hindi: 
हमें क्या करना है? सब्सक्राइब दबाना है 
 जी हाँ

Spanish: 
¡¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?!
DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE!
¡Está bien!
*aplausos desquiciados*
*Niño de 9 años* -Félix, solo quiero que revises los memes,
No quiero sentir realmente como...
Pewds: PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF
*la música alegre está de vuelta*
*Pewds sonrie*
Ya he visto este (deja vu?)
*Pewds se ríe*
Es muy bueno
Me tomó un segundo la primera vez que lo vi
y yo era como, "¿Qué quiere decir?"
"No vi este video".
como "¿Cuál es el contexto aquí?"
Me alegra que hayan mejorado sus habilidades de edición.
*leyendo* "O publiquen la dirección de post Malone".
diabloooooos
eso es salvaje yoouu
"Cuando tienes los memes listos para cuando KSI pierda contra Logan Paul
y también memes listos para que Logan Paul pierda ante KSI
y es un empate".
¡Disculpe!
¡Disculpe!
Tengo lo mismo
Tengo dos miniaturas preparadas
y era realmente molesto
tuve que hacer una de último minuto
Que demonios chicos?
No pudieron elegir un ganador?
todos los indios huelen mal son feos y gays
Porque hacer un empate?
Claramente ya lo habian planeado
hubiera sido más emocionante
Que alguien ganara para despues volver por el titulo
en lugar de un empate, a nadie le importa.
*Aplaude mientras lee*
"Fortnite lo hizo
Es cierto gente

Portuguese: 
O QUE VAMOS FAZER??
Inscrever-se
É isso ai.
Revisão de Memes
Felix, eu só quero ve você veja memes
Eu não quero saber
hehehe
Ja tinha visto isso
É bom
Eu levei segundos da primeira vez que eu vi
Eu tava tipo ''Oh, o que você quer dizer?
''Eu não vi esse vídeo''
Qual é o contexto aqui?
Estou feliz que as habilidades dele de edição foi aprovada
 
 
Quando você tem memes prontos do KSI perdendo pro Logan Paul e vice-versa
E da empate
Com licença 
que porr* é essa
Eu tinha a mesma coisa, eu tinha 2 miniaturas/thumbnails preparadas
Isso foi muito chata, tive que fazer na última hora (miniatura)
Que isso, galera?
Não poderiam ter escolhido o vencedor?
De qualquer maneira, vamos ter outra luta
Por que dar empate? isso claramente planejado
Seria melhor para quem ganhasse levar o titulo/cinturão em vez de empate
Ninguém liga
Fortnite fez. Isso ai galera

Spanish: 
Me encanta esto que hizo epic games :3
Tan genuinamente
Es un buen meme xD
Bien Hecho
No sé por qué estoy como-
Sosteniendo este estándar de que odio Fortnite
Por alguna razón cuando es claramente
Que a este punto es el mejor juego creado hasta ahora
*Lee* "Meme Review™ no es un LWIAY™."
(la semana pasada te pregunté)
"Meme Review™ no es un YLYL™"
(Si te ries pierdes)
Okey, todo esto esta correcto
*Leyendo* "YLYL™ no es LWIAY™."
me refiero a que todos son memes 
*Explosión Cerebral*
Que quieres de mi
*Tira los audifonos*
No hice nada malo :(
Oye, mira estas crudamente ... * desmonetizadas * publicaciones de Reddit.
Esta genial
Este es legendario
"Esto está por encima de la media".
Este es epico
Este es muy triste
Oh, mira, todos somos parte del mismo grupo.
Risa sarcastica :v
*clap clap clap*
¡Mira este! Estamos publicando el mismo chiste.
No?
Niño de 9 años: Felix no es original
Pero tambien
Hagamos todos la misma broma en esta cadena.
Divertidísimo.
Por eso nos vinculamos. Maldición.
Todos somos basura aquí. * # relatable *
Todos estamos en la parte baja bajista
* de vuelta a la alegre música *
FlyingKitty hizo una edición,
Es impresionante
*El Pew de video*: Sentado!
SIENTATE!! >:v

Portuguese: 
Epic Games fez (agradecer ao motorista do ônibus no fortnite)
É um bom. Bem feito.
Eu não sei porque eu odeio o Fortnite, por alguma razão, claramente é o melhor jogo
Meme review não é LWIAY
Meme review não é ''You Laugh You Lose''
Beleza, estão todos certos.
''You Laugh You Lose'' não é LWIAY
Quer dizer, são todos memes
O que vocês querem de mim?
Eu não fiz nada de errado
Olhe esse post vergonhoso no Reddit (forum)
Isso é bom, Isso é Legendário.
Isso é melhor que tudo, Isso é épico
Isso é tão triste
Oh, olhe, nós somos todos parte do mesmo grupo
Olhe isso, nós estamos postando a mesma piada
Beleza?
Felix, não é original, alias, vamos fazer todos a mesma piada
Isso é porque estamos ligados, caramba.
Nós somos todos merdas
''Flying Kitty'' (canal) na edição é incrivel.

English: 
I love how Epic Games did it
Like genuinely its a great meme
Well done (Pewds proud like a parent to a kid)
I don't know why i'm like holding the standard that i hate Fortnite for some reason
When its clearly the (sarcastic) greatest game of all time at this point
Meme review is not Lwiay
Meme Review is not YLYL
All right this is all (not) correct
YLYL is not LWIAY
I mean its all memes (comes to realization)
wHAT DO YOU FROM ME
*Bangs 99$ Headphone to the table*
I did nothing wrong (don't worry we know)
Hey look at this cringy ass reddit post (correction: comments)
kimomanutd: This is great
shahnish: This is Legendary
Flaming Dorito: This is above average
r3al p0tat0: This is EPIC
CantStumpIWin: This is so sad (Alexa play Despacito)
Pewds (imitating 9 Year Old): Oh look were all part of the same group hahahahahah.
*Claps 3x*
Look at this were posting the same joke all right
9 year old: Felix isn't original BTW lets all make the same joke in this chain. HILARIOUS.
Thats why we bond Damnit
Were all garbage here (yep true that)
Were all the bottom of the bottom (whatever that means)
Flyingkitty dider(?) eh an edit and its amazing

Spanish: 
Pewds: Ok.
Pewds del Video: SIENTATE LPM >>:V
♪ Nadie te dijo ♪
♪ Iba a matar esos memes? >:) ♪
*aplausos*
Pewds: Lo hare
*clap*
Pewds from Video: YouTube's ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛꜱʜᴏᴡ everybody.
Meme re𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦
Bienvenido a ᑭEᗯᑭEᗯᑭIEᗪIᑭIE
*Aplausos 👏*
Sabes que?
Voy a darle una cachetada a mi silla
*slap*
*se excita*
*Canción de Super Smash hermanos*
*Foca con retraso*
*Risas*
*Inhala*
*Risas*
Pewdiepie: La *Desmonetización*
* arroja YouTube + PewDiePie a la basura *
*grito*
No no no aprobé ese meme
*palmadas seguidas*
*Limpiando la silla*
*Abofeteando seguidamente a la sillar* *se excita la silla ALV*
*"Estrella de YouTube" Pewdiepie se disculpa por abusar de una silla*
Pewdiepie: Ok, lo siento
Logan Paul: Yo quiero pedir
disculpas por mi comporta-
*Interrucion*
De acuerdo, si aún no te has suscrito a FlyingKitty,
Te sugiero que hagas
Ediciones increíbles
*reads* "A modern take on an old classic"
"Alexa, play Despacito"
*Alexa uses ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕌ℕ𝕆 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕*
*Pewds laughs*
Damn it.
Congratulations.
I played myself.

English: 
*Epic music* sit down sit dOWN SIT DOWN SEET DOOOWNN
(Present Pewds: Okay, sorry)
(Friends Parody how original) So no one you i was gonna kill these memes
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*
*Epic music stops* Present Pewds: (determined) i will.
*Video played* Youtube's WORST show everybody
meme rev-meme
Welcome to PewPewPiDiePie (I'm honored)
(aNOTHER) *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES)
U no wut (chicken behind)
I'm gonna slap my (399$) chair
*Proceeds to slap chair*
(I don't even no wuts deez)
(Super Smash Bros Melee Theme Played)
hAhahahaAHAa
*music stopped* 
Present Pewds: (Laughed at the insanity)
*SUCC AIR*
The (demonitised)
Present Pewds: no no i don't endorse that meme
*clapping in sync*
*squeaking noises* *mic check*
*slaps chair to death*
(Sad headline appeared)
Present Pewds: oh
Present Pewds: Ok i am sorry (laughed)
Video: *Logan Paul apology appeared*
Video: *last clap*
All right if you haven't subscribed to Flyingkitty yet
(Thank GOD that was done that was a pain in the ass to caption)
I suggest you do. INCREDIBLE Edits.
a modern take on an old classic
"ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO"
"ALEXA USES REVERSE UNO CARD" [aka no u]
Pewds: *giggles*
Damnit, congratulation i played myself

Portuguese: 
Musica : The Rembrandts- I'll be there for you
Então, ninguém te contou que eu ia matar esses memes
Eu vou!
Pior show do Youtube, galera.
Sabe de uma coisa?
Vou bater na minha cadeira
Não, eu não vou aprovar esse meme
Estrela do Youtube PewDiePiw pede desculpas por ser abusivo sua cadeira
''É só um objeto inanimado, seus idiotas!
Felix berrou isso aos reporters''
Ok, me desculpem.
Se você não for inscrito do ''Flying Kitty'' eu sugiro que se inscreva 
 
(Assistam o despacito 2)
Edições Incríveis.
 
Alexa, toque despacito
Alexa usa reverso (uno)
Droga!
Parabéns, eu toquei.

Spanish: 
*slightly high-pitched* Damn you Alexa!
I hate you!
*back to normal, reads* "Who did it better"
*sad music plays*
This is how I smile.
I don't understand what the problem is.
I'm really happy to make YouTube videos guys.
It's a really fun job.
*pfft*
*sad music stops*
*reads* "Marzia's last upload - 4 days ago"
"PewDiePie's last upload - 4 days ago"
"They are marrying somewhere"
*Pewds laughs*
No. No we weren't.
We went to Budapest.
I uploaded a vlog, you dumb-dumbs.
You dumb balls.
You bag of balls that NO ONE WANTS!
Sorry, that was too far.
I'm so sorry.
*reads* "WAIT! Why is there a *demonetised* in me?"
"*Ali-A intro plays*"
Who's reading these comments?
You know, I understand people posting it,
but who's reading them?
Who goes through the comments?
Who's like, "Err... This is pretty boring."
"I guess I'll scroll down and see what's happening."
*Pewds laughs*
"I guess I'll check out the comments."
"Maybe I can engage in some discussion here here."
What is wrong with you?
*more reading* "I want Felix to explain why Brad
sometimes flips the video and I also want to know
which version is the real one and the mirrored one."
In today's society,
*video flips*
does it really matter what isn't real

English: 
dAMN YOU ALEXA! I (CHILDISH VOICE) HATE YOU!
"Who did it better"
*SAD MUSIC PLAYS*
This is how i smile i don't understand what the problem is
(sarcastic) I'm really happy to make Youtube videos guys this is a really fun job
*laughs*
Marzia last upload- 4 days
Pewdiepie last upload- 4 days ago
"They are marrying somewhere"
No, no we weren't we went to Budapest
I upload a vlog you dum dums
You dum balls
yOU BAG OF BALLS THAT NO ONE WANTS!!! [wow r00d]
Sorry that was too far i'm so sorry
"WAIT! Why is there a D in me?!" [what the hell]
"*Ali-a intro plays*"
Who's reading these comments
You know i understand people posting it but who's reading them.
Who goes through the comments [literally me] who's like~
Pewds imitate board guy: This is pretty boring i guess i'll scroll down and see what's happening~ (Proceeds to laugh)
I guess I'll check out the comments
maybe I can engage in some discussion over here. (Pewds breaks character) What is wrong with you
"I want Felix to explain why Brad sometimes flips the video and i also want to know which version is the real one and the mirrored one."
In today's SOCIETY!

Portuguese: 
Caralh* Alexa eu odeio você
Quem fez melhor?
Isso é como eu sorrio, eu não entendo o problema
Eu estou realmente feliz por fazer vídeo para o Youtube, é um trabalho divertido
 
Marzia último upload - 4 dias
PewDiePie último upload - 4 dias atrás
Eles estão casando em algum lugar.
Não, nós não casamos, fomos a Budapeste tem um até um vlog
SEU SACO DE BOLAS QUE NINGUÉM QUER
Desculpe, fui longe demais.
ESPERA! Por que não há um pênis em mim?
*Ali-A vinheta tocando*
Quem lê esses comentários?
Sabe? Eu entendo as pessoas postando mas quem lê?
Quem vai até os comentários?
Tipo ''Oh, ta chato aqui, vamos ver os comentários''
Eu acho que vou até os comentários, entrar em alguma conversa/discussão
Qual seu problema?
Eu quero que o Felix explique o porque está de um lado e outra vez do outro
E eu também quero saber qual versão é a original e qual é a espelhada

Spanish: 
and what is?
*video flips again*
What even matters anymore in general?
*video flips*
Who am I?
*reads while laughing* "*talks about the guitar that's been unused
for a month*"
"*takes out different guitar*"
OH MY GOD!
That's right.
Epic troll. ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ
Gotcha guys.
Yeah.
*epic music plays*
Subscribe.
We need to destroy T-Series.
I love you guys so much.
I actually *clap* love *clap* my *clap* audience *clap*.
*back to normal music*
*reads* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post"
28000 likes.
*reads again* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post (not repost)"
*Pewds laughs*
God damn it.
ɪʟʟᴜꜱɪᴏɴ 100
Since today's society,
doesn't really matter what the replica is.
Point proven.
*more deranged clapping*
*reads* "I don't rate things. That's not what I do."
Excuse me!
Excuse-
I like how weird Marzia made her face.
*Pewds laughs*
Is that Alan Walker wearing my сука блять?
WHAT?!
Legend.

Portuguese: 
Hoje em dia, só importa qual é a real e qual é...
O que importa mais em geral é Quem eu sou
*Falar sobre uma guitarra que não usada por um mês
*Pegar uma guitarra diferente*
Isso ai. Trollada épica.
Peguei vocês
Inscreva-se precisamos destruir T-Series
Eu amo vocês galera demais!
Na verdade, eu amo minha audiencia
Não diga nada. Só vamos deixar o Felix ver esse post (2x)
28 mil likes
(Não é repost)
Droga
Ilusão 100
Hoje em dia, só importa que repost é uma prova.
Eu não odeio ''coisas''. Não é isso que eu faço.
Olha a cara de Marzia
É o Allan Walker usando minha camiseta??
O QUE??

English: 
Doesn't really matter what isn't real and what is it
What even matters anymore in general [Vbucks]
*Weird accent* Who am i?!
*inhales* OH MY GAH!!!
That's right epic troll gotcha guys
*Weird celebratory dance*
Pewds: Yeah
SUBSCRIBE!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY T-SERIES
I love you guy's so much [aw]
I actually love mY AUDIENCE!!!
*claps 4x*
(laughs) Goddamnit
Illusion: 100
Seems in today's society doesn't really matter what a replica is~
"POINT PROVEN!!!*
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES* (again)
"I don't rate things that's not what i do"
EXCUSE ME
EXCUSSEEEE!!!!
I like how Marzia made a face
*lil laf*
Is that Alan Waker wearingmyCykaBlyat (yes)
What!

Spanish: 
Absolute ＭＡＤＬＡＤ.
Now if Alan Walker-
can give all his audience(s) and subscribers to me,
we can beat T-Series.
That's right. We gotta merge.
The Great War has started.
Which side of history will you be on?
*The Ninjago Movie movie poster flashes*
*reads* "Can Pews-"
Good job.
That's how you know your audience
is a bunch of 9 year-olds.
*continues reading* "finally review Fortnite as a meme,
so it'll die off?"
*clap clap (meme review)*
I've already done, okay?
It can't be done, alright?
Fortnite is indestructible.
There's no point.
*reads* "To warm my feet"
"To warm my hands"
"To warm my heart"
This *clap* is so *clap* sweet *clap*.
Alexa, don't play ANYTHING,
cos even if I play a second of music,
they will copystrike this video.
*no reaction*
That's what I thought.
*demonetised*
Speaking of which,
err.. thank you so much Sony,
for err... the copystrike.
Really, really appreciated.
Err.. it means nothing to me, okay?
Don't care whatsoever.
Go ahead.

Portuguese: 
Lenda. Absolutamente louco.
Allan Walker pode dar toda sua audiencia e inscritos pra mim pra superamos T-Series
É isso ai, vamos nos fundir
A grande começou, de qual lado você está?
Pode Pews...
Bom trabalho, é assim que você sabe que sua audiencia são um monte de crianças virgens de 9 anos
Finalmente review Fortnite como um meme, então
Eu ja fiz ok? Fortnite é indestrutivel.
- Pra aquecer meus pés
- Pra aquecer minha mãos
- Pra aquecer meu coração
Isso é tão doce.
ALEXA NÃO TOQUE NADA
Mesmo que você toque um segundo da musica vou tomar direitos autorais.
É isso que eu pensei.
Falando no Assunto, Muito Obrigado Sony
pelos direitos autorais. Agradeço demais.
Não significa nada pra mim, ok?
Não to nem ai. Bola pra frente.

English: 
Legend. Absolute Madlad.
*claps 2x*
(calculating) Now if Alan Waker can give all his audience and subscribers to me
We can beat T-Series
That's right we gotta merge
The great war has started which side of history will you be on (The Legion)
Can Pews (really)
Good job (Disappointed like a parent to their kid) that's how you know your audience are bunch of 9 year old.
finallyry(?) review Fortnite as a meme, so it'll die off?
*claps 2x*
I've already done okay it can't be done all right.
Fortnite is indestructible theirs no point
[aw]
This is so sweet, Alexa don't play ANYthing cause even if I play a second of music they will COPYSTRIKE this video.
*silence*
That's what i thought you bihh
Speaking of which thank you so much Sony for the COPYSTRIKE
Really really appreciate it (dead inside)
It means nothing to me okay don't care whatsoever
Go ahead

Spanish: 
Sony: "He made a cover of Despacito.."
"We must shut this down now."
"Pharrell Williams isn't making enough money."
*music stops*
"We need to take the revenue from Poodepie."
*music resumes*
*reads* "I'm impressed,
you achieved ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ 2 in ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ!"
"Be quiet, person!"
"no"
"wait what"
"Detroit: Become Human"
I like that "Detroit: Become Human"-
-out of all games-
became the meme.
There's always some game
that's way too popular for its own good
that it always has some meme going on.
Wait wait wait wait...
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Okay.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Alright.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
No! Oh- okay.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my god.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds sniggers*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my god! Gee-
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]

Portuguese: 
Ele fez um cover de despacito nós precisamos dar strike nele
pharrell williams não está fazendo dinheiro suficiente
Nós precisamos pegar a receita do vídeo do PewDiePie
Eu to impressionado, você conseguiu level 2 no Heavenly Realm
Fique quieto
( na real tava escrito cala a porr* da boca vad*a
Espera, o que?
Detroit virou humano. Eu gosto de Detroit todos jogos, eu gosto de todos os jogos virando memes
Há um sempre um jogo muito popular que tem memes

English: 
Pewds impersonating Sony: You made a cover of Despacito we must shut this down now. (Idk who that is) is not making enough money we need to take the revenue from Poodiepah
I like that the Detroit: Become Human out of all games beacame the meme
There's always some game that's way too popular for its own good that always has some meme going on.
*Wait 4x*

English: 
*Hej Monika hell*
(While Pewds is talking in the background)
Pewds in distress: God, I'm physically disturbed
(That was actually an easy captioning thx for the person who uploaded this)
And aroused(?) at the same time
*claps* this is the power of the 9 year old army right here
This is library
So this is made by Ahti Vasser a fellow 9 year old (dosen't look like one tho)
Absolute Madlad
This is made in Febuary and i didn't see it
See this is why i love the Reddit you guy's bring attention to this cool stuff
All this epic things i can finally watch it you know.
"WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT NEXT YEAR, PEWDIEPIE'S CHANNEL ITSELF WILL BE NINE YEAR OLD"
OH MY GAH!!!

Spanish: 
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
*Pewds sniggers*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
No. Stop!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop.
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Stop! *Pewds laughs*
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Are you kidding me?!
[Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard]
Oh my *music stops* god.
I'm physically disturbed,
and aroused at the same time.
*clap*
This is the power of the 9 year-old army right here.
*reads* "This is library"
So this was made by-
Ahti Vasser.
A fellow 9 year-old.
Absolute mad lad.
This is made in February and I didn't see it?
See, this Is why I love the (sub)reddit!
You guys bring attention to me all this cool stuff.
All these epic things.
I can finally watch it, you know?
*reads* "When you realise that next year,
Pewdiepie's channel itself will be a nine year old"
Oh my ＧＡＨ *music stops*! *mind blown*
That's true.

Portuguese: 
Não, para.
Você ta brincando comigo?
Eu estou fisicamente perturbado agora e excitado ao mesmo tempo
Esse é o poder das crianças de nove anos, aqui.
Isso é uma biblioteca
Isso foi feito por:
Um rapaz de nove anos, com certeza.
Isso foi feito em Fevereiro e eu não vi??
Por isso que eu gosto do reddit vocês chamam minha atenção para coisas legais
Todas essas coisas épicas, eu posso finalmente assistir.
Quando você percebe que no próximo anos, canal do PewDiePie será de 9 anos

Portuguese: 
E o que vai acontecer quando completar 10 anos?
Isso é verdade.
Alexa, Pewds primeira briga com a midia
Pewds agora, chorar ou rir? eu não sei
Fotos de alguns repteis com olhos estranhos
Você diz isso só porque eu sugo todos os memes e conteúdo de outras pessoas
Como uma tentativa desesperada de continuar relevante
Eu sou algum tipo de réptil?
Isso é ridiculo
Com sorriso de réptil e com um sorriso amável humano
INSCREVA-SE para superarmos T-Series
Eu sou vegano, agora.
Esse salmão é delicioso
Eu gostei desse, logo vão falar que isso faz parte de alguma dieta
Todos adoram ser policiais
Como 9 anos, eu estive ensinando a fechar a boca enquanto mastigo a comida
Essa foto dele realmente me incomoda
Eu estou contente que você seja um rapaz de 9 anos com tanta etiqueta

Spanish: 
I wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10.
*weird smile*
*music is back*
*Pewds laughs*
Oh my god.
*clearly disappointed*
This is so true.
This *clap* is so *clap* true.
Alexa,
*reads* "Pewds first fight with the media"
"Pewds now"
Should I laugh or cry?
I don't know.
*reads* "Pictures of some reptiles with weird eyes"
Are you implying that just because-
-I'm leeching off-
-memes and other people's content-
*sad music*
as a desperate attempt to stay relevant?
I'm somehow a reptile?
That's ridiculous.
Would the reptile smile with such a human loving smile?
*zoom in on Pewds' smile*
*epic music*
Subscribe so we can take over T-Series.
*music is back to normal*
*reads* "I'm vegan now"
"This salmon is delicious"
ExCUSE me-
I love this.
As soon as you proclaim that you're some sort of diet,
everyone just loves to be the police.
*reads* "As a 9 year old,
i've been taught to close my mouth while chewing food."
"This pic of him really triggers me."
I'm glad that you fellow 9 year olds have such-
amazing etiquette.
*Pewds laughs*
Goddamn.

English: 
That's true and i wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10
(10 MINUTE MARK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE)
*smiles*
*laughs at the funny meme*
*And disappointed to self-reputation*
This is so true x2 Alexa~
*reads meme*
Should i laugh or cry [both] i don't know
*reads another meme*
What are you implying that just because leaching off memes and other people's content.
*Sad music plays*
As a desperate way to stay relavnet
I'm somehow a reptile. That's weak
*drinks water like Mark Zuccerberg*
Would a reptile smile with such a human loving smile
*Proceeds to smile like a loving human*
SUBSCRIBE!!! SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SEREIS
*reading meme*
I love this as soon as you proclaimed that your some sort of diet everyone just love's to be the police.
*reading comment*
I'm glad that you fellow 9 year old have such amazing etiquette

Spanish: 
*Pewds laughs*
I'm so thankful-
that I have such an amazing audience-
that draws me in such amazing-
*mwah*
[unintelligible]. I am speechless.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much, Mary_Ko.
*reads* "I've been watching pewds since 6th grade
and my dad made this for him-
it would be cool if he saw it🧡💛🧡💛"
Your Dad has been busy.
Very cool.
I'm honored.
Thank you so much.
Another cool fan.
See? Here you go!
Zero *clap* Deaths *clap*!
That's right everybody.
Thank you for not drawing me terribly.
*Pewds laughs*
I love this.
*reads* "this needs to be in LWAIY"
"It's rude, vulgar and offensive"
"Content policy violation"
"This violates the content policy."
Y'all, I'm gonna put that in the video.
I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Thank you guys so much-
for upvoting these type of memes.
*reads* "How old are you"
*slightly high-pitched* "I turned 9 today"
SUBSCRIBE if you're 9 years old, everybody!
*epic music*
Let's take over the T-Series.
*epic music interrupted*
How many 9 year-olds are there in the world?
There's a lot of you that haven't subscribed yet.
*battle music*
T-Series,
I await your response.

Portuguese: 
Eu to muito grato por ter uma audiência incrível
Esse desenho de mim em uma...
Incrível, sabe?
Eu to sem palavras
Muito obrigado
Eu estive assistindo o Pewds desde a 6°série e meu pai fez isso pra ele e seria legal se ele visse
Seu pai ficou ocupado. Muito legal.
Eu to honrado. Muito obrigado
Outra coisa legal de um Fan
É isso galera, obrigado por me desenharem
Eu gostei desse isso precisar ser um LWIAY
É rude, vulgar ou ofensivo
Contem violação das politicas
Isso viola o conteúdo
Eu vou por isso no vídeo, tenho certeza que nada vai acontecer de ruim
Muito Obrigado galera por fazerem upload desse tipo de memes
Qual sua idade?
Eu completei 9 hoje
INSCREVA-SE SE VOCÊ TEM 9 ANOS
Vamos superar T-Series
Quantas crianças de nove anos vivem no mundo?

English: 
*laughs* 
Goddamnit
I'm so thankful that i have such an amazing audience
That draws me in such amazing (muah) u no i am speechless. Fantastic.
Thank you so much Mary ko [no really ty]
(pewds reading)
Your dad has been busy. Very cool
I'm honored. Thank You so much.
Another! Cool fan art see here you go. ZERO DEATHS!!!
That's right everybody. Ty for not drawing me terribly. I love this
"This needs to be in LWIAY"
*Pewds reading USER REPORTS*
Yeah i'm gonna put that in the video i'm sure nothing bad will happen ty guys so much for uploading this type of memes.
*reading meme*
SUBSCRIBE!!! If your 9 years old everybody.
Let's take over the T-Series
How many 9 yrs old are there in the world
There's a lot of you that haven't subscribed yet.

English: 
T-Series, i await your response i know your scared that's right *making weird noses*
But i'm not *unequipping sword*
SUBSCRIBE!!! EVERYBODY!!!
SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SERIES
And i'll see you guy's next time
This is Pewdiepie signing off (bye)
(Oh there's more)
Preparing for epic speech
My fellow Bros 
My fellow brethren
My fellow Comrades 
The time has come for us to fight
*End*

Spanish: 
I know you're scared.
That's right.
*jumpscare*
HA!
AH!
But I'm not.
*puts back sword*
Subscribe everybody, so we can take over T-Series.
I'll see you guys next time.
This is PewDiePie signing out.
*weird zoom in at Pewds' eyes*
*music suddenly stops*
*battle music is back*
My fellow bros,
my fellow brethren,
my fellow comrades,
the time has come for us to fight-

Portuguese: 
T-Series eu aguardo sua resposta
Eu sei que esta com medo
Mas, eu não.
INSCREVA-SE
Vejo vocês na proxima.
