-Hey there, fruit lovers.
You asked for it, so here it is!
Today I'm playing
Call of Duty: Ghosts against
Grandpa Lemon!
-[snoring]
Oh! Did I win something?
-You sure did!
You won a defeat!
[laughs]
Let's play!
-Aw man, this is one of
those video game games
everyone's talking about,
isn't it?
Just don't expect me
to be very good at-- wait.
Hold on a second.
Is this a war game?
Hey, I was in a war once.
-Sounds like you're "ramping" up
for a war story, Grandpa Lemon.
[laughs]
-Sure am.
I got war stories for days.
-Just focus on the game,
old man,
or you're gonna get BURNED.
[laughs]
-Aah! Where is...
Wha...what's happening?
-Boom-shakalakalakalaka!
-Oh, boy.
I think I just died. Oh, dear.
You know, I'm gonna go out
on a limb here and say
this is vastly different
from being in an actual war.
What button digs a foxhole?
[bomb beeps, explodes]
-Yea-ha!
-Oh boy, looks like
I'm pretty bad at this, huh?
Once I get the hang
of this, you better--
oh, there you are!
I see you, you little bugger!
-Ooh! Eat it!
-Looks like you got me.
But that was great.
I remember one time in the war,
we were holed up in a trench
four clicks west of
this enemy encampment--
-[groans]
Are you still talking?
Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
I'm "scoping" you out!
[laughs]
♪ Reloadin', loadin',
loadin', loadin', what? ♪
♪ Keep reloadin', loadin',
loadin', loadin', what? ♪
♪ Keep reloadin', loadin',
loadin', loadin,' come on ♪
[laughs]
[gunfire]
Ooh!
Huh. This game's getting
a little lopsided. [laughs]
-You wish.
I'm getting the hang of it.
Now I'm coming
for you right now.
Wait... never mind.
I think I just walked
into my own grenade.
[sighs]
At any rate, where was I?
Oh, right, the grasshoppers.
So these grasshopper guys
were honoring.
One of them came at me
while I was sleepin'.
See,
I slept a lot in those days--
and I woke up thinking it was
one of my buddies
playin' a joke on--
Oh, I see you! Oh, I see you!
[gunfire]
-Aw, you got me!
I let you do that on purpose
'cause I felt bad for you.
-I did it! [chuckles]
I killed you!
-You better watch out now,
Gramps.
I'm comin' with grenades!
I'm like grenade Santa Claus.
Everybody gets a grenade here!
That distant crane
gets a grenade!
That building gets a grenade!
The-- aw, man. You're
gettin' kinda good at this.
-I'm pretending
you're a caterpillar.
Strangely enough,
I find that it helps.
That's it. Come to Grandpa.
[gunfire]
Ah! Just missed you!
[gunfire]
-Killed you!
[gunfire]
Killed you again! [laughs]
This is easy as pie--
lemon meringue pie. [laughs]
[gunfire]
-Aw, come on! Take it
easy on a senior citizen.
Here we go.
I'm gonna try to snipe you.
-Don't announce that
you're gonna snipe me.
It defeats the whole purpose.
-Oh yeah, good point.
What I meant to say was,
I'm NOT going to snipe you now.
-Too late!
[laughs]
[gunfire]
[laughs]
Taste bullets!
What? Uh-oh. I'm hurt!
-In real life or the game?
-In the game.
-Oh, that's too bad. Because
at this point in the game,
I wish you actual
real-life physical harm.
-Wow. Grandpa Lemon's
really getting into this.
[laughs]
-No kidding.
These video game
games are addicting.
-♪ Jumpin' off balconies
like it ain't no thing ♪
♪ Shootin' Grandpa Lemon
close to a train ♪
[laughs]
Whoa, you fell funny.
[laughs]
-There you are.
You can run but you can't hide.
[chuckles]
Whoo! That felt good.
I really needed that.
-Yeah.
Too bad the game's
basically over. [laughs]
[gunfire]
Whaa!
Whoo-hoo!!! Victory!
Victory! Victory! Victory!
Victory! Victory!
-Yeah, yeah.
I'll get you next time.
Let me know
if you ever want to have
a foxhole-digging competition.
I'll whup you at that.
Now, how do I sign out of here?
I don't understand
this game at all.
-That was fun.
If you want to see me
totally destroy
anyone else in particular,
tell me in the comments!
Victory! Victory! Victory!
Victory! Victory! Victory!
Victory!
[laughs]
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[laughs]
Knife!
