# Ba-da-ba ba-da-bo
ba-da see-bo-pee. #
Exclusive newsflash
for a man like me, Scribbler P
Hey, yo, keep it on the down-low,
but Prince Harry's gone and bagged
himself a sister! Mad ting!
But here you are,
the royal family's been down
with the swell for time!
Look at Prince Charles, moving wine,
Harry and Rihanna looking fine!
Rihanna, that is. Man,
don't float them ways, you get me?
Although big up to Harry, though,
he's now way better-looking
than the other one, innit?
The bald brother.
Even the really old coloniser
likes his chocolate dark,
and African! Go on, Auntie!
Look at Harry run from that dowry!
What you scared of?!
Hey, man - good job these
photographers had an opportunity
to take photos of all this
integration
between the royals and black people!
But I'm sure Prince Charles stays
jamming with carnival girls
all the time anyway, innit?
Prince Harry wearing shades
and cooking up garri,
finally he met a sister light enough
to marry!
"Hear ye, hear ye, I hereby announce
mixed-race babies cute as fuck!"
"Knock-knock, delivery for Madonna!"
Oi! One question, though -
where's your 'fro gone, girl?
Burn them European beauty standards
and embrace your natural
pepper grains!
And also, yeah, put a word in
for me for Pippa, innit?
She's kind of meaty still,
you get me?
Hey, man, that's all the news
from man like me, Scribbler P.
