[MUSIC]
I regret to inform you
Stone Cold Steve Austin
apparently is not coming
back to the arena.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Either he got lost
from the employees parking lot.
Or Austin quite frankly could very
well be having second thoughts about.
[NOISE]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What the hell.
>> Well Mr.
McMahon I think just witnessed.
>> I don't know what that is.
It's Austin, it's Austin, it's Austin!
>> Well you did say-
>> It's Austin!
Austin in a limo, a big huge limo,
he drove over cars!
[SOUND]
>> Austin got the Rock's guitar!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Austin
may just use that guitar as bait
to lure the Rock back in the ring!
>> [NOISE]
>> Why you worried about a guitar?
What about the Rock's voice?
Look, aah!
>> My God!
>> What did he do?
>> My God!
>> Police!
>> That size 13 boot.
>> Police!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> That was signed by Willie Nelson.
[SOUND]
>> You take that truck and
drive it right back down
Know Your Rule Boulevard.
You drive it right back to
Jabroni Drive and you check your candy-
>> Wait a minute!
>> Aah!
>> Stone Cold!
>> It's beer!
>> Stone Cold with a beer bath!
A beer bath on the Corporation!
>> Look out!
>> Stone Cold giving
the Corporation a beer bath!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> He's drowning Mr. McMahon in beer!
[SOUND]
>> The Rattlesnake is back.
>> Look out!
>> And The Rattlesnake putting
the hurting on Triple H!
>> And listen to this capacity crowd!
>> [APPLAUSE].
[SOUND]
>> No, no, no!
>> Aah!
>> No!
Triple H is in that ambulance!
[SOUND]
>> Austin asked
The Big Show to bring it down!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Wait a minute, you can't.
What is he doing?
>> The titantron's coming down.
The titantron is being
pulled down by the Big Show.
>> We need help out here.
>> The Big Show is pulling the Titantron.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Can you believe the strength of
the Big Show?
>> Where did Austin go?
He's got this thing almost to the floor.
>> The Big Show was just
hauled the Titantron down.
>> Wait a minute,
Austin is ripping the Titantron!
Stone Cold is tearing
a hole in the Titantron!
>> He can't do that.
Do you know what they cost?
What is that?
>> Stone Cold warned Shane McMahon,
don't put it up there again or
I'm gonna cost this company
hundreds of thousands of dollars.
>> The two of you who have
had tremendous battles.
>> Wait a minute.
>> Wait a minute!
>> Austin in
a Zamboni!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Don't let him in here!
>> Austin tearing up equipment!
Austin raising hell!
>> Aah!
>> Yeah, yeah!
Business is about to pick up!
My God he's
gonna run right through the Titantron!
>> He'll run us over!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Stone Cold, Stone Cold,
he's gonna crash McMahon's party!
>> Yeah, Austin's got McMahon!
Austin's got McMahon!
>> Get him, get him!
>> The cops are cuffing Austin.
>> Lock him up!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Lock him up!
[SOUND]
>> Wait, wait a minute, there's Austin.
Austin's got that forklift.
Austin's driving the forklift, King.
And Triple H is in that car.
>> My God,
he's lifting it right off the ground.
>> Austin, you're gonna regret this.
Don't do something you're gonna regret.
Austin.
Austin, Jesus, Austin,
don't do it, don't do it.
>> My god, Austin don't!
>> Aah!
>> My God, The Game's in that car!
Austin, just dropped
The Game from that machine!
[SOUND]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Austin that's The Rock's car and
you can't do a thing about it.
>> He's-
>> No.
[NOISE]
>> No, no, no, no!
>> Look out!
>> My God!
>> God, Austin has destroyed The Rock's
new Lincoln Continental with that
monster truck.
>> What?
Rock!
>> Look at The Rock's new car!
Look at The Rock!
>> That's The Rock's car!
>> Look at this, aah!
>> What a ride, for the Rattlesnake!
Look at the Rock's Lincoln.
>> [LAUGH]
>> That's a brand new Lincoln.
[SOUND]
>> What we got here is my own little toy
and Stone Cold Steve Austin's got
just a little example of what
might happen if anybody gets their
little grubby meat hooks on me.
>> That's the DX Express!
[NOISE] Holy cow!
Can you believe that?
The DX Express bus just exploded!
[SOUND]
>> Hey, wait a minute,
don't run over Mr. McMahons Corvette.
>> It doesn't look like
he's gonna run over it.
>> Wait a minute!
>> My God!
My!
Austin is loading
McMahons car with cement!
>> My God!
McMahon's car is a Corvette,
one of his collection,
it's being by the Rattlesnake.
>> No!
[MUSIC]
