I am from Nagpur.
Me too! (audience)
and I stay in Mumbai.
A Nagpur guy who stays in Mumbai, standing in front of
a Punekar is like-
a Pakistani muslim ending up in Gujarat.
But Pune is the best. Pune is best'er'. Pune is best'est'.
On a serious note, Pune is best for a reason. I tell you,
the basic reason of all is 'real estate prices'.
Buying home in Mumbai is a 'ballsy' affair, man.
If you want to buy home in Mumbai, selling off heart,
liver and kidney will make your downpayment ONLY.
What's left then? (Points at butt).
this is also sold monthly, to pay EMIs.
After all this, what's the view outside your house?
'People shitting on the railway tracks.'
So, We slog our asses to see people's asses.
LITERALLY.
At least in Pune, selling off heart, liver and kidney will get you a home.
And what's for the view? 'Parvati' (local hill in Pune)
People shit at Parvati as well
but at least they have greenery around!
While I was coming here, I read a social message.
It reads like 'Daru Soda' (Quit drinking).
I found that incomplete.
So, I got off the rickshaw and
I asked the rickshaw to wait
and I corrected the message
'Daru Soda, papad chakhna' (have liquor-soda with munchies by side).
Don't judge, because every social message has a rhythm.
Plant trees- save trees
Clean Pune - Beautiful Pune
Stop Water - Collect Water
Then Daru Soda-
The meter is off, right?
Also, liquor with soda is harmful to liver.
And if you are planning to buy a home, you have to have a strong liver.
Pune has Sambhaji park
Mumbai has Jijamata park (Byculla Zoo)
And last summer,
they got penguins in Byculla Zoo for visitors.
Byculla zoo... Mumbai heat....
Penguins....
Really?
An animal, for whom Extreme cold is normal climate,
was dragged into a city of extreme heat. Really?
They literally went up north
to bring someone down south!
and Jon snow has done it NOW.
After this, I thought there is no further low
I thought, This is the lowest low.
But
but...
Rahul Gandhi is our brother- let's mess up another!
Congress' love for idiocy does not stop to amuse me.
This is the objection Congress had.
'BMC official language is Marathi, why are the penguin names English?'
This isn't made up, it was in the news.
They wanted to rename 'Michael' and 'Pope'
as 'Mikya' and 'Papya' (typical marathi names).
Somebody tell them, those are penguins and not Sonia Gandhi.
They don't have to change names to stay in India.
