- First of all, is that
a weave or is that real?
- It's like a thing.
- It's a weave.
I'm not complimenting someone else's hair.
(laughs)
- Shut up.
(energetic music)
- There's been a long-standing beef
between my friends over
here, Angelina and Vinny.
- All right Kim Kardashian.
You're more like the Rob
Kardashian in Staten Island,
you ugly (bleep).
- No one (bleep) wants to hear you.
Because I will (bleep) come at you.
- Come at me!
Uh, come at me!
- I want to take this time to
see if I can keep the peace,
and I want to see if
maybe you guys can make up
a little bit, we can start,
maybe you can give her like
a nice little compliment.
Come on,
(laughs)
Pauly D positivity over here.
- Are you serious?
- That's what you're gonna do.
- Oh, you can.
- That's not possible.
- Just try it for me.
- Yeah, you should try it.
(boxing bell dings)
- Vinny?
- C'mon, help me out, I don't...
Um, you have, nice...
- Oh god, I don't even want to know
what's gonna come out of your mouth next.
(timer ticking)
- Ears?
(record scratch)
- What the hell?
- You do have nice ears though.
(ding)
- Hmm, well you're from
Staten Island, which I like.
- I mean that's cool.
(laughs)
(ding)
(boxing bell dings)
- You're--
- Look her in the eye.
- You're very--
- He can't even look me in the eye.
- I'm gonna turn to stone!
(crackles)
You're brains are, there.
(ding)
- What do you mean they're there,
what the hell is that?
- Big brains.
- I'm actually very smart.
- Really?
- I don't know, stop, you dress nice,
you dress different,
(ding)
from a lot of other guys I know.
(bleep)
- She's like, you dress different
than anybody I'm attracted to.
(boxing bell dings)
- You are very, modest.
(ding)
- Thank you.
- That's nice.
How hard was that?
- (bleep) hard.
- I have to admit, which
I don't really want to,
but, you are very smart.
(ding)
- Thank you.
(boxing bell dings)
- I like, your...
Skin.
- Wait, what the (bleep)?
- You have nice new boobs.
(ding)
- Oh thanks!
Vinny.
- What?
(romantic music plays)
- You have a nice mom.
(ding)
I like your family.
- I'll take that.
(boxing bell dings)
- Yeah, I really like
the top of your head.
(tires screeching)
- Oh my God!
- No, not from that!
From when she kissed my feet.
(scary music)
(screams)
- Your crusty-ass (bleep)--
- Compliments Angelina!
Compliments!
- I think you're a nice person,
I really do,
(ding)
I think you're a nice person deep down.
- You do?
- Even though you hate me,
I think you're a nice person.
- Damn, said no one ever.
(boxing bell dings)
- So I've heard, but I don't know,
well actually I don't remember.
- Go on.
- That you have a nice (bleep).
- Oh, damn!
(many dings)
- I think we got it.
(laughs)
- You would know!
- I think we can end it now.
- You would know.
- Wow.
Wow.
- Angelina is the winner here.
Aww, who would've thought!
This day would ever come.
(energetic music)
