Ever since their creation the Mario games always had a very diverse cast of characters.
Mario has a lot of friends when it comes to kart racing, partying, playing tennis, playing golf and
pretty much everything that Mario loves to do, really until very
recently the cast of character was pretty normal. I mean you had a Mario, Luigi,
Yoshi, Donkey Kong and that's about it. At one point though the cast started to become weirder and weirder,
and now I feel like we are at a point of no
return. In Mario Kart 8 new characters were added like the Koopa Kids, yup, all of them.
But one of the most controversial character was none other than Pink Gold Peach.
What is she really? Is she supposed to be a
Peachy version of Metal Mario? Because you know Metal Mario comes from the power-ups that Mario can get in Super Mario 64,
so it kind of makes sense that he exists.
But as for Pink Gold Peach, where does she come from?
At first she may look like a metal version of Peach, but metal is not pink.
So there had to be a pink coating that was applied to that metallic version of Peach.
Where did that pink coating come from? It's hard to tell really but then I
Decided to try to uncover the truth and I came across something even scarier.
It's not the first time that a pink character appeared out of nowhere. In the Game Cube title Mario Kart Double Dash
have you noticed that there was a pink version of
Toad?
Yeah, named Toadette. The name has been fabricated so that people don't see the link between Toadette and Pink Gold Peach,
but in reality,
Toadette's real name is Pink Toad. You don't believe me yet? Well here's something that will
completely blow your mind. On the Mario Kart 8 character select screen
Have you notice where Pink Gold Peach is placed? She's right there, okay? Look who's under her:
Morton Koopa.
A Koopaling with a pink head. And who's above pink gold peach on that same character select screen?
Toadette, or should I say, Pink Toad! Whose all the way to the left on Pink Toad's row in the select screen?
Yoshi. If you click on Yoshi, what opens up to the right?
That's right, a menu containing a pink Yoshi.
Whose Yoshi's best friend? Birdo! And what color is Birdo?
Pink! it's all pink!
Nintendo's color during the Wii era was white, and now with the Switch,
it's red. If you add the white from the Wii logo to the red from the Switch logo, what do you get? pink!
Nintendo is run by pink people! Those people want every character to be pink:
Toadette, Wendy, Birdo, Pink Gold Peach. It's only the beginning.
Oh, you don't believe me? You think Pink Gold Peach is a one-time deal? Well
no, Pink Gold Peach appears as a playable character in Mario Sports Superstar
Who's the crazy one now? Open your eyes people. Next thing
we're gonna see Baby Pink Gold Peach or Baby Pink Gold Rosalina. You don't believe me. I mean come on!
