Hello guys, what's up?
Well, before you watch the video I want to show you a fast tip.
A site that upgrades your skins, with a certain risk.
It's csgogem.com.
It's a very easy site, you log in with you Steam.
Click here on ''deposit''.
Then deposit the item you want to upgrade.
So in this case I'll try to make this P250 turn into this M4A1 Golden Coil.
Let's see if we can do it?
Click on ''upgrade skin''...
That's it. cegogem.com, guys, bye.
What's up guys?
(Singing brazillian funk)
''Why do you always make fun of Shoowtime?''
Dude, I only make fun of the people I like.
So if I make fun of him it's because I like him.
Taking to long to find a game...
What's uo Tsuk, the advantages of being my subscriber? There's no advantage.
''If you can, send a hug to Sydox from portugal, the kid is you biggest fan.''
''Where's the dude's hug?''
What dude?
Let me see if Steelega want to play.
Damn, I have to join Mumble, trash piece of shit.
I don't even know how to...
Nice, only brazillians in the team.
Hello!
How do you guys have 30 ping?
Kill him you son of a...
You died from the back, salami.
Kill him you son of a bitch.
Mickey
Okay, so, what now? We're fucked.
I will play Boltz with A.
-Boltz with A?
-I will throw nades too, I'll throw HE's I'll even peek him.
Fuck it. Look there is a guy there.
Oh shit, he has an AK.
Nice joke, nice joke.
-What was the joke that I lost?
-The joke was that your mom came into the bus...
And she only had 50 cents, and there was a guy selling guavas, so she didn't know if she would take the bus or buy an guava.
I'll flash A main for you.
Yeah, yeah, for sure, give me a flash.
Go! what the fuck, turn around.
What, dude? Do you think I don't have the flashbang's timing?
One guy A  main, one A main, I'll flash for you, go A main dickbutt.
Wait a second, can I flash? 1, 2, 3 and there.
Could be one middle or highway.
-A main with 10hp.
-There is one door, I'm fucked he heard me.
I'll peek and kill A main then.
Dumbass.
One door, dead.
 
3 bullets.
-We lost.
-Forklift, he's forklift.
Shoowtime, get your finger off your ass!
Take your finger off that ass you son of a bitch.
Want to sit on my lap and play?
Of course I don't want to sit on that fat lap that looks like a pudding. Motherfucker.
Drop that weapon.
He retakes with two fingers up his ass, so slow.
C'mon Shoowtime, these guys keep making fun of you.
Are you going to allow that?
There are only sons of bitches on this team.
I'm dead Boltz, help me.
Thank you, kid.
Take this HE.
Take this HE, motherfucker.
Let's peek highway together.
Door you son of a bitch!
Now I have 10hp, asshole.
Door is going to push.
Boltz, you suck, now I'm dead, I'm stuck.
-I'll stay right here.
-Do you have a flash for mid, Boltz?
One A main.
One eco for them, look at what Fer is going to do on their eco.
Look, look, check this flash.
from the  giant anteater.
If there is someone here he's dead.
I'm holding door like a salami.
One oppened door.
I knew it, Ptr, you think I don't know you?
 
 
 
 
''I like to suck dick''
Yes.
Well get up there then.
One AWPer, holy shit!
Go! Go!
Go, there is someone close.
Ouch, ouch, holy shit.
Check what I'm going to do.
First a little jump.
I'm quad.
I'll smoke A main just to get attention, now an HE.
HE on the ass.
Do you want to come A main? I'm out of ammo, they'll come now!
I'll bait them, I'll use all my ammo and you kill them.
Kill'em Boltz, they are going to get me.
 
Wow, you are a giant jerk.
 
You got faked, loser.
And now!
 
 
 
Let's rush him, I'll jump, c'mon.
 
Take it behind the box, I'm out, I'm out, fuck whoever stayed behind.
Got a AWP, who wants a AWP?
-I'll jump to checkers here.
-If you jump to checker it will shake everything here...
No, no, don't jump, Shoowtime!
Holy shit, Shoowtime jumped down checkers.
Check out, how to kill someone.
Pokeball!
Inside the site already, he came from highway and is planting.
-Did he get your gun?
-Yeah he probably did, he's not stupid.
If it were Shoowtime, maybe, but that guy got it for sure.
Yeah you're playing this clutch very well.
The door was closed, he oppened it.
He burned!
 
Holy shit, I sent a ''f*ggot'' and it told me that I was going to get banned.
Holy shit, dude.
Yeah it's too east indeed.
But when they go B, it gets dangerous.
If they come A, we wreck'em.
WRECK-EM.
Yeah, yeah, just don't jump checkers, it's shaking my screen.
For real, dude.
California wasn't supposed to have earthquakes.
Okay, I like this box.
-I don't know what to do here but I enjoy it.
-Default B.
Not planting yet.
I didn't know about tha boost.
You didn't knew about it? It's because Shoowtime is a rat.
Shoowtime is a good player.
Got the bomb, I'm flashing one truck.
-The last one is at site.
-Stop flashing you son of a whore.
-He got the bomb.
-Too bad for you.
I only have 10... holy shit, I only had 5 HP.
-I think I'm bad.
-That you are bad, everyone knows.
-I think it's B.
-Nice molotov, Steel, congratulations, they are, indeed, planting A.
1 minute and 40 second and he is forklift shooting, we can't play with this shitty A site.
Yeah of course, on B if you guys jump to checkers we get an earthquake.
You jump and we get an earthquake, of course it's hard to hold.
How come your crosshair don't shake, Shoowtime, everystep is a jump?
-Do you want a flash, Steel?
-Yeah, do it.
Flashing.
 
There is one door. Kill that son of... Oh no!
Holy shit, I got one back, it was from Steel that motherfucker.
I thught it was from the T's, swear to god.
What the fuck? I burned?!
-One pushing...
-Pushing my ass.
Shoowtime only thinks about asses.
Incredible.
Planting B.
Wow, he baited you and planted A.
You've been humiliated.
For real, go back A.
He will peak truck in 2 seconds.
that's game sense.
(Singing) ''Bad thoughts on the mind...''
If I didn't tell you to go A you would still be at B.
Clearing Krimz.
Give it to me, give it to daddy, c'mon!
Drop to daddy, to daddy, to dadd...
I can see that Shoowtime is trying to steal it.
Fuck, I lost it. If you don't drop it I'll kill you.
I'll shoot you with a deagle, I'll count to 3.
1...
2...
Give my gun back.
What matters is that I got my assistance.
I got damage per round.
Don't worry SHoowtime, don't stress it.
Everyone ate my chat know that you're glutton.
You put everything in your mouth, in you ass.
For those that don't know, this is Shoowtime.
You see this logo here? It's an homage to his asshole.
Call an Immortal's pistol, Steel. That horrible one.
The one you did at the practice with us.
Holy shit...
 
Holy shit!
 
Holy shit, Steel.
It's been about 4 years since you did a 2k on pistol round.
What the fuck, Steel? What was that?
Throw the HE, just do it already.
Oh my god Shoowtime, holy fuck.
Next time warn me so I can shut off the stream.
You horrible piece of shit.
Son of a bitch.
I killed mine, damage per round is what matters.
Shoowtime, let's open the HLTV ranking and see who's first?
Let's see who...
-How many trophies do you have in the house?
-What about Ghost?
-How many?
-Ghost, Ghost.
Yeah, Ghost was the same team that eliminated you in the qualify, if you didn't know.
Don't be mad, Shoowtime, one day a lot of trophies will arrive at your house.
You just need to buy them.
Now it's my turn, take this.
Well, it's me.
He will peak down here, I know it.
Did I killed him or not?
Another one? I'll give another one, hold connector for me.
You guys play a lot, holy shit, guys.
Congratulations for the participation in the round.
You guys are saving up money just right, congratulations.
That's it. That's the difference
Between someone that wipes his ass with paper and someone that just uses his finger.
Boost me, boost me.
Get the fuck out, if he peaks I'll kill him.
-Three middle.
-Holy shit, get the bomb and run then.
Get the C4.
Let's kill'em, you want to kill them? Let's go.
Take it.
Another one?
-I'll hold flank mid.
-One truck, one truck.
Ok, I'll bait him for you to shoot.
Baited, he's there.
-Are you mad, Shoowtime?
-I had 10 HP, I was going to die anyway.
That you were going to die everyone knew, you suck.
Everytime you respawn I know you're about to die.
Don't worry, Shoowtime.
But for real now, I aimed very far from you.
I aimed very far, but it hitted the corner of your fat.
-Can I call an LG strat?
-Yeah go for it.
Everybody holds and waits to die.
I'm holding.
Nice nade, nice nade.
I'm holding here, my name is PKL ''I'm holding here, I'm holding.''
Cheesebread?
Shoowtime is trying his best and got 25 kills.
That's horrible, Shoowtime.
Yeah Steel, you are playing very well!
-Steel, you did very good that round.
-I was lurking, sorry.
You did a very good lurk.
I'll smoke highway, take the C4.
One's already down.
 
Guys, it was a pleasure playing with you, for real...
You guys are so bad.
You have to understand something, if you get an M4...
And drop it, what are you left with? No one knows?
You're left with an USP, if you have one.
That's it, it is with this message that I'm going to leave this mumble and play PUBG.
