(Loud Clap) Top of the mornin' to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back
to Rick and Morty Virtual Rick-ality.
Where we left off the last time, I took the plunge.
I went out into space, I took some fuses out of a thing
and I did all that good shit
So, I'm on to...
Wait, where's the disks?
th- woah
"Spectator Cam On" or "Giant Morty Mode"
(Reading) "Makes you bigger, and the world relatively smaller. Off and On
Doesn't fix your dumb idiot small brain." (laughing)
Uh
Spectator Cam: "Broadcast your dumb clone antics to the galactic federated internet.
Grab and place anywhere. Double click.."
Okay
I don't want to mess around with those yet
Can I- Can I close you?
(Clunk)
(Clunk)
Do I have to do this again?
*inserts disc* I was saying "where are the discs?"
And they're right on the fucking thing
"Call Rick for Details" Okay
I don't have any of my shit
So I might have to do this again?
Oh no! I have to go out into space again?
I hated that part!
It freaked me out
Cause you are like standing on the ground normally
And when you have to go to through the portal-
 It's like: "Oh there's ground- What the F*ck?!"
Okay, so I don't have to go to space again
I just ordered this again, so
How do- How do I use you? *device falls*
I- I don't know
Okay
Rick, help! *Talking to holographic watch*
Rick: Wow, that's all the time you needed to prepare for your impending doom? Hey, its your funeral *deep breath* Alright, listen, I opened up new location for you in the portal.
Just select the new location with the arrows on the portal wall lever and then you know *Jack's sensual Ohhh* After you've selected it, pull the lever and a portal will open automatically for you. You're gonna wanna grab the device you bought on the internet. You are going to bring that with you.
It just says new location
I opened up a new location for you. It's called new location *Giggles* right ok
I need to prepare to my impending doom - do I need to bring something like this?
Ok,  new location
*Sean sensual steen voice* I'M READY!
LET'S DO THIS SH*T!. "Dumb idiots"
Ohhh the portal is cool looking
That's awesome
Woo! Woo!
It actually looks like it's right there! I'm sorry, I'm geeking out about all this sh*t
Okay, ugh... what?
I don't even have an arm anymore!
Oh hey
*Rick is calling* What?
R: Alright clone Morty. Step 1:
Of this very challlenging part of the game
attach the device to the bottom of the  plunger
Am I- Am I plunging the f*cking toilet
Ok I am gonna clean the toilet with this
AHHHH!
I took some wicked sh*ts earlier, I need to clean it up
Stop smiling at me, clone Morty
Can I take this off my face?
Hello! Huehaha, yeah!
*Dancing*  Awwwh yeaahhh, what's up!?  *Jack Dances Epicly*
How it going!? Okay.
Uh, Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's mahahan
*Reading* "Jerry, if the toilet doesnt flush
Stop crying
Open the toilet tank
Make sure there's liquid in the tank -Beth"
Oh my god, this sh*t actually works!
That's awesome!
*knocks toothbrush off table* AH F*CK!
I want the toothbrush... Yes!
There we go, Squeeze, Squeeze, SQUEEZE!
Oh, it's done. Awh yeah, shave my neck *giggles*
This is cool!
Eah
Ahhh yeah!
Ahh
Ah yeah!
*more moans* That really gets the gunk out
Okay, f**k you
Ohhh, "Mr. Poopy Butthole!"
And "Snowball!"
Or "Snuffles"
As your uh- 'slave name' was
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Where are my testicles- (reading) 'Life Is Rough'
AYYYYY
I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me! Jerry!
Uhm, right,
I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't wanna do it yet
I'ma wash me hands
Scrub scrub scrub scrubb
Scrub scrub scrubbb
Get all the alien gunk off them
Noice!
What is this?!
(reading) 'Baby Legs Baby Powder '
Ohh I approve!
It's the- it's the baby legs detective dude!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Is that gonna give me baby legs?
Is it gonna be- make me the best cop, detective, person ever?
Ok, what are these?
"EyeHole Man"
Get on up outta here with my eyeholes!
*laughs*
Oh yay! :D
I was hoping there was gonna be a little bits segment
It's one of my favorite jokes in the show
"Eat some f*ckin' sh*t you f*cking stupid b*tch!"
*Laughs*
You ever tryna eat food ahm but it's too big for you
cause you got a big head and a tiny mouth
Yeah, come on down to 'Lil Bits
*Whispers* 'Lil biiiiiits
So good
Seriously, if you're not watching Rick and Morty a lot of this is just gonna go over your head
and it won't make any sense
Uh, right, ok
What the f*ck?
Oh, that gets the gunk out
Right,
Can I sit on that?
*laughs*
It's like a, oh god jesus
Did I do it???
y-you you seeing this sh*t?
ahhh ahhh ahhh
ohh! oh, Beth.
OH THIS IS GOOD SH*T
Oh god what did I do?
are you gonna get drunk? are you gonna puke? please puke
There
OH sh*t sorry
so, yeah Rick is an alcoholic
and Beth is also an alcoholic
so he said the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...right!
so do I like fill this sh*t up?
ok I might need something to fill
uh let me go back here
see this is what I love about the developers of this game
when you're actually filling something, like, the physics work really well
albeit, a little slow
Here we go!
wait now uh..i just said that your physics work well now your going through the cup come on man
make me f*cking look bad
can I-can I just fill this?
see what I mean it like sloshes around!
That's cool and the physics and everything 
of all the objects feel really real.
Wa-Wa- One more Morty, just need one
more then we're good to go
Okay, flush
What the f*ck is that?
Is that a sh*t?
Rick, Is that- Is that a duke?
Is that a-- Is that a duker?
Okay, What?
Rick: "Alright, good job, Clone Morty
I-I told Morty, you know, to use the bathtub to deposit that thing, but he insisted on the toilet.
Now, we have to grab it
Now that we have it, grab it and head back through the portal."
What is it?
Ahhhh, Jesus, Is that an alien poop?
Okay, goin home.
What do I do with this, Rick?
Oh, hey. Oh, Jesus Christ, that's big.
RIck: "Clone Morty, you're finally back from your little bathroom adventure. Listen, I need to upgrade the car for a very important outing that I don't want to get into, right now.
Anyways, I'm gonna need you to plug that seed into that seed-shaped hole in the engine area."
I get it, yeah.
Oh my god, his ship is so cool, looking at this
It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be.
Yo-You guys are gonna start talking to me again, aren't ya?
Probably.
Engine repair kit at:  gazorp.zon.
Nitro dark matter tech.
Okay.I'm probably gonna have to do a bunch of sh*t with this Right.
Okay, seed go.
*Engine Voice* Mega seed artifical intelligence micro-processor activated.
Wow.
Rick: "We-We're gonna need some help updating this car.
Since you can't talk, go ahead and call me on your watch thing.
You know- th-the thing on your wrist. And, Mr. Poopy Butthole will tell me when you're ready to start."
Okay, that's cool. Also, are these the seeds you had up your a**?
How the f*ck did you fit them up your butthole?
Morty, mad respect for ya, bro.
Uhmmmm
Okay. Morty, You wanna go to BLITZ AND CHITZZZZZ?
No?
Operation: "Keep Summer Safe."
Morty: "OOOOO-WEEEE. The clone's ready to help, Rick.'
Rick: "Oh, alright, you're ready to go. Huh. 
I'm gonna need your help to upgrade the rest of the car."
Got it.
Morty: "Ho-Ho-How's the clone supposed to know how to fix the car, you know.I mean, it's just a dumb clone."
HEY!
Rick: "Morty, the instructions are simple."
Morty: "Yeah, right Rick. I bet y-your-you-you-you couldn't figure it out."
Rick: "Shut up, Morty"
Okay,I think I gotta go order something. Ahh.
This. "Engine Repair Kit"
Dude, I've got it. I'm a smart little bee.
I've got brain.
Uh, here we go.
Cool
I'm gonna go over here now.
oookay.
Shbahahahaha
It has, like a smart phone opening lock.
Ahhh, Christ.
Why you gotta be so smart about this?
Okay. Ahh..
3B8
Is that like BB8?
What ya doin?
Yo-You better stop that, Rick. I-I'm good at words. Um....
And then, wait what is that? It's a blue.
We have a blue at the top?
I do.
No this.
Incorrect combination, please try a little harder.
Well, I don't f*ckin' know, do I?
Um, let me see.
What else do we have?
Ehhh, Yellow bone connects to the yellow bone.
I-I Am I getting a hint anywhere, or am I just f*cking guessing sh*t? Cause I have no idea.
Anything? At all.
Let's try this with, no, with this.
Motor: "That's an upgrade? Ha. Ha Ha. Ha."
HEY. I'M A SMART COOKIE.
Ahh, wait.There's a manual.
Get off here
As, as with anything that you have to build, there's a manual for it
Oh, god. I stood on my own cables. *laugh* I almost broke my own neck.
Engine link must contain two link parts with valid serial codes
STOP IT
One link serial ending in a number. 
One link serial ending in a letter.
OK
No more than 5 bands total
No more than one blue band total. At least
two red bands at least one link-part
with no duplicate colors. See back for diagrams
link serial colored bands 8 link parts
Are you giving me a hint right here?
Requires two valid link parts to function.
Right so I'm only allowed one blue band so
So... okay they all just have one blue band
anyway shit tits. Um... At least two red bands
oh is that in the whole thing
okay
at least two red bands with it do they do the-
do the- do the bands have to be on one thing like
Like this has two red bands and it's the
only one with two so would that mean
that it's this it's this one?
One link serial ending in a number of you end in
a number no more than one blue band so
there are two red and one blue and he's
at least one link part with no duplicate
colors so I need green and yellow then
right? right? or just two yellows no incorrect
combination, (Jack) F*ck you, please try a little harder
a little harder oh wait these have red
band okay and that ends in a number no
more than at least two red bands or at
least two red bands and no more than one
blue band oh okay so I can have four
f*cking red bands if I really want you
know more than five bands total.
this is f*cking difficult YEAH! (A.I.) Regulation
interconnect secured. Nice! I did it.
I'm a smarty um it took me a little
while but whatever uh so
know what what's next oh god what
are you oh Jesus another battery
really dog gonna make me do this sh*t again
wait can I just go to this can we go
manual again?
I put a battery in that, didn't I?
can I  just go and steal it from it from them again
oh don't look down don't look down
don't look down don't look down don't
that it's fucking empty god f*cking damn
it
oh god oh my god
that is terrifying it's so f*cking
scary
because it really sells the distance and the depth
I hate it I'm going home
gonna make another battery then f*ck
wait do I have to or is there one laying
around somewhere no okay what happens if I
shoot the guys (computer) *initiating* Hey oh it doesn't
shoot you guys come on ah that sucks
take the gun Morty Oh god it
broke em
While Rick stood next to him when he was
freaking out right okay battery- whatever cool
oh sh*t this is new oh there's so much
more stuff here now this time. what
What are you. Do I just move you Oh God
pray for me this isn't going to go well
because this is a bigger battery what
It's already gonna take longer
Here we go. I got this I got this I got this
keep an eye on the top ones that's what
you got to do like Simon Says like just
keep looking at these there we go look
at me go I'm doing it yeah Oh got it
look at the f*cking progress you f*cking
serious okay okay okay it's getting much
faster I don't like this ah f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck SHUT UP AAHHH EEEHH  I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING f*cknuggets YEAH
ha ha ha take that you-
oh god they're gigantic in the
background oh all I was doing was
looking at these to see what has to be
doing f*ck okay I got a back seat sorry
byeee Oh God wait okay only charge to
microbrews power cells connected I hope
that came from a conflict-free
Microverse it probably did Oh later
Dark Matter tank then you will need to
automate concentrated dark matter and
anybody know okay to put stuff in there
nice with dark leather thing we're gonna
get that matter can i buy it on this at
all greetings earth user Rick yeah
thanks ah
how do I make that Oh danger explosive
material and probably fine oh god okay
that's what I can play the tape stop
okay Oh with you that I'm easy
are you Sikhs um okay go over there okay
I gotta do this backwards um hey do this
here we go ah you go to tank okay I got
a f*cking manual I'm just grabbing daddy
did you we need to swap oh f*ck it's
your fault I blame him get rid of that I
don't need that okay let's write it up
again ah yes ah moving your life
backwards it's not that easy
uh hey you got a tank you have it with
you faster it'll explode oh you just
brought it yourself yes I did it okay
not too fun slowly to the Greg where did
you make me do this
okay oh you guys better watch the shit
there we go
Wow all right morning summer looks like
the cars ready to go so let's get
rolling Madhu you're welcome okay okay
just give me a call back okay that's
cool so I can either just stick around
more or do that I want to the tape the
best mixtape let's listen to it
I am the car I made a mixtape to your
mixtape sucks
mine is better um that's why my tape has
don't fit okay okay I am the car I'm
just not going to listen to your mix
tape there is that's okay
sh*t example gesture to actually see a
round of it that's a good time done is
there a projector somewhere that I could
use that's what I want to know huh lick
lick my balls
nice oh my good way okay
all right what are we doing you read the
garbage you want a real sh*t job when
she tried to upgrade the car we broke
down and we need your help to get us out
of this mess open up the portal all to
the new location to excrete here okay
but also f* ck you
let's really breath damn it where we
going
don't be space
whoa what is space but it's with
different I feel like I need a weapon
focus be fight finally you definitely
screwed up with this approx anyway you
came here to get a special kind of a the
one on that rock over there so why don't
you figure out how to get it bring it
over here while I fix the mess you made
in my car they come to rock I can't
teleport anywhere here holy fucking shit
this is upsetting
that's so cool what are those
grandpa I think this clone is either
dumb or just broken can't you make a
robot that passes VA a good or something
you clean yes they on the importance of
Cologne summer wait I'm not even I don't
think oh there I can't do anything here
or around here okay yeah I get it but
like there's no more key to go back
through so Oh
clones my rank I got a big space you've
done the poor victim eka didn't do it
okay fine alright how do we do it what
do they do what you pick the one oh yes
a sweet burrito oh really
look both of it here do I kill myself
oh that's always exit oh okay I have to
do this one maybe you should bring out
IU seeks with me okay I gotta kill him
you think this time Oh finally
he definitely screwed up with this
upgrade clone Morty okay we came here to
get a special kind of egg the one on
that rock over there so why don't you
figure out how to get it bring it over
here while I fix the mess you made in my
car it's the one on that rock over there
okay
all I see is something over there so can
I hope that everything broke oh come on
reg astir again please I think this
clone is either dumb or just broken
couldn't you make a robot that passes
the egg or something you clearly don't
understand the importance of Cologne
summer is my unique site my plan fails
I am desolate nothing works what if
somebody's going and some of them are
not oh oh alright get over here and give
the end of the car wait fucking stupid
it was right there all that time oh boy
my bad I didn't know I'm sure about this
Rick this seems like some kind of nature
preserve you know already it is the
nature preserve and I'm Way ahead of you
I just abled any alarms or any detective
measures that might have the technicals
coming here oh my god someone
Paul Jamison what are you for combat oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah Wow okay
okay okay okay
are you f*cking serious say that why why
we're totally fake now and we're on our
way back I have no problem when you
continue to vaporize the government
heads but I have no way of getting you
back here so I'm gonna go ahead and
disable all the safety mechanisms but
your hand cannons and do what they say
there's only one way out so morning
honorable okay I died well he did say
there's only one way out oh that was
awesome
okay hello what's happening here you
ever stopped to think about the total
deserting of your life you're in shock
dying apparently with wild abandon fuck
you I don't care I'm gonna go back oh
they're here what
oh we're warming incubated you know
somewhere nice and warm so that it'll
get nice and incubated in hatch I'm
sorry are you talking about my a*s I
used to have to shoot that giant egg up
my a*s
I know
hey shut up f*cking single ha ha ah f*ck
okay we're gonna need this episode of
virtual Rick allottee here we have like
three more disks to go through by the
end of it or two or something but
there's a small beta game left I think I
love it so far and then it takes you on
like some of their little adventures or
they're doing this adventures around you
and they're so nonchalant about it like
when you talk to them it's just like oh
yeah fix our car we got to go over here
yeah see you later and then they're just
oh yeah we're on another planet we were
here in that two seconds it took you to
actually get here I don't know it's cool
it's it could be an in their environment
and just being in that world and seeing
what it's like you almost get because
Morty in this it's kind of like he's not
most so much the sidekick anymore
especially in like the later seasons of
Rick and Morty anyway he kind of comes
into his own a small bit so you can you
become the role of like idiot morning
all the time which is a cool mechanic as
they make you the more he clone you're
the one just kind of sitting around and
all the dumb sht happens to and
everything's your fault so I don't know
I really like it it's so charming and I
really don't feel like being in that
universe it doesn't feel shoehorned in
like they made some jokes just for the
sake of making jokes like I look great
Morty yay cause when I initially saw that
they were making a game on this I
thought it was just going to be mess
around and Rick's carriage and I didn't
think that was wrong I thought it was
just like a little like fun thing that
they were making what the job sim devs
did a really great job on it and making
it like a fully fledged thing it's not
just writing off the gimmick of all of
Rick's thing like at least right here
and there there's lots of Easter eggs
there's lots of references and there's
lots of characters from the show in it
but it's called the theatre it actually
becomes a full thing it's a full-on
experience
then the developers of this same ones
that did job simulator they have there's
some of the best people doing VR stuffs
because it really sells the presence of
you being in that environment when you
pick up something it really feels like
it has the weight it should a bit
lighter than it would be but that's
unavoidable when it comes to VR because
you have no weight but when you're like
you do stuff and like you can pour
things into other things you can match
them you can hit them off each other
it really feels solidified you can throw
them and it feels like they actually
throw properly you feel like you can
actually aim them and throw them up and
catch them a lot of VR games don't do
that very well they have stuff in them
and then when you throw it it kind of
just like forces are going to like wait
my brain knows that's not how that
should have gone but you get very
tricked into it here and I really love
this Tyler with everything I know super
cool anyway
thank you guys so much watching this I
sort of you liked it right Sally Panetta
face by no pause and like oh girl oh
Toh come on f*ck about my kids they make
 
