>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH LARRY
DAVID.
LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: I'LL-- I WILL-- I
WILL WAIT.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
YOU'RE--
( GARGLING ).
>> Stephen: PLEASE.
>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY,
EXACTLY.
SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON 10 NOW.
ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW?
WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
DOES THIS NEED TO BE
CONTEXTUALIZED OR SET UP IN ANY
WAY?
>> NO, NOTHING NEEDS SOON SET
UP.
IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M A FANTASTIC DISHWASHER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
 I CAN PUT MY HANDS IN BOILING,
SCALDING WATER, AND I DON'T FEEL
ANYTHING.
I DON'T NEED GLOVES.
>> LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS.
>> I'M REALLY GOOD.
>> YOU'VE NEVER WASHED A DISH IN
YOUR LIFE.
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T WASHED THEM
IN A WHILE--
>> YOU WATCHED SOMEBODY ELSE
WASH AND SAID, "I COULD BE GOOD
AT THAT.
>> I KNOW I'M A GREAT
DISHWASHER!
>> YOU NEVER WASHED.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL STICK MY ( BLEEP ) HANDS
RIGHT NOW--
>> YOU DON'T HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.
>> I DO HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.
>> DO YOU NOT HAVE SPECIAL
HANDS.
>> THEY'RE VERY SPECIAL.
I'LL STICK THEM UNDER ANY HOAT
WATER YOU CAN FIND.
>> THAT'S INSANE!
 ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: NO SETUP.
NO SETUP.
I CAN SEE YOUR HANDS.
>> SPECIAL HANDS.
>> Stephen: CAN I SEE YOUR
HANDS?
CAN I SEE YOUR HANDS.
>> I HAVE SPECIAL-- I HAVE
SPECIAL HANDS.
I CAN STICK THEM UNDER THE
HOTTEST WATER YOU CAN FIND.
I DON'T NEED TO WEAR GLOVES.
>> Stephen: HERE YOU ARE,
AMERICA HAS GROWN TO LOVE YOU,
AGAIN, AS-- AS BERNIE SANDERS.
 ( APPLAUSE )
BERNIE SANDERS IS MY GUEST
TOMORROW NIGHT DURKS KNOW THAT?
>> I HEARD THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU PLAYED HIM AT
LEAST A DOZEN TIMES.
>> THIS SEEMS A LITTLE
DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD SPILL IT.
>> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING.
>> ARE YOU AWARE --
>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO
DO ANYTHING.
>> ARE YOU COMPLETELY AWARE AS
YOU'RE TALKING.
>> Stephen:  100%.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> YEAH, GOOD.
>> Stephen: NOTHING.
>> I'M SLIGHTLY CONCERNED.
>> Stephen: THEY DON'T GIVE
THU JOB UNLESS YOU CAN DO THAT.
>> I THINK THIS IS IN A VERY
PRECARIOUS POSITION THIS CUP.
WHY IS IT NOT OVER HERE WHY DO
YOU HAVE TWO CHAIRS?
DO YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT, BOBBY
CANNAVALE, AND HIS WIFE WERE ON.
THEY'RE DOING "MEDEA" AT BAM.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> Stephen: I SOMETIMES DO
HAVE TWO GUESTS OVER THERE.
DO YOU EVER GO ON TV SHOWS WITH
SOMEONE ELSE?
>> ARE YOU NUTS.
>> Stephen: BACK IN THE DAY I
THOUGHT YOU AND-- SEINFELD MIGHT
HAVE--
>> NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
>> I THINK WE HAVE A VERY GOOD
RAPPORT.
YEAH.
 ( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I'M-- AGAIN-- THAT
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO END
THE INTERVIEW.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE DRAWING A LINE GOING,
"THIS HAS BEEN GOOD--"
>> HERE'S THE THING.
YOU WEAR GLASSES.
YOU'RE NOT BALD.
I HAVE A GREAT RAPPORT WITH BALD
MEN FOR SURE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> I DO.
I LOVE BALD MEN.
AND IF YOU'RE NOT BALD, WEARING
GLASS ALSO IS HELPFUL, YOU
KNOW,.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> BUT HAIR AND NO GLASSES, I'M
NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH WELL
WITH YOU.
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ASK BERNIE
TOMORROW NIGHT?
SO, LIKE, GET AN ANSWER FROM HIM
THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO AN
IMPRESSION OF LATER?
>> I WOULD SAY... I WOULD BEG
HIM TO DROP OUT SO I DON'T HAVE
TO KEEP FLYING IN FROM
LOS ANGELES TO DO "S.N.L.."
>> Stephen: HE'S DOING VERY
WELL THIS YEAR.
HE'S TIED IN IOWA.
HE RAISED $36 MILLION.
>> I THOUGHT WHEN HE HAD THE
HEART ATTACK THAT WOULD BE IT, I
WOULDN'T HAVE TO FLY IN FROM
LOS ANGELES.
HE'S INDESTRUCTIBLE.
NOTHING STOPS THIS MAN.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
 (  LAUGHTER  )
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU MET HIM?
HAVE YOU SPENT ANY TIME--
>> YES, I MET HIM.
IF HE WINS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT WILL DO TO MY LIFE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
I MEAN, I--
 ( APPLAUSE )
 ( CHEERS )
♪ ♪ ♪
I MEAN, IT WILL BE-- IT WILL BE
LIKE-- IT WILL BE GREAT FOR THE
COUNTRY, GREAT FOR THE COUNTRY.
TERRIBLE FOR ME.
 ( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU LOVE NEW YORK, RIGHT?
>> YEAH!
I DO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO KEEP
FLYING IN TO DO THIS.
YOU KNOW, BERNIE.
I LOVE NEW YORK, I'M VERY
COMFORTABLE HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF I CAN'T GET A CAB, PEOPLE
STOP FOR IT ME.
THEY DO.
LIKE, I'LL BE ON THE STREET--
I'LL BE ON THE STROAT TRYING TO
WAVE SOMEBODY DOWN.
A CAR WILL STOP, "HEY, LARRY!
HEY, LARRY!
COME OWHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
>> Stephen: HONESTLY.
>> HONEST TO GOD, I'VE DONE IT
TWICE.
I'VE GOTTEN INTO STRANGERS' CARS
TWICE.
"LARRY, COME ON IN HERE!"
>> Stephen: THAT SEEMS OFF
BRAND FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD GET
INTO A STRANGER'S CAR.
AREN'T YOU A GERMAPHOB?
>> I WAS LATE AND I DIDN'T PEE.
YOU KNOW.
 ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I WAS GOING TO
PICK THIS UP LIKE IT WAS A BOOK.
"CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" RETURNS
JANUARY 19 ON HBO.
MR. LARRY DAVID, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
