[laughing]
Shut up!
We're not saying anything.
- What?
- Uh, Joey cried last night.
Thank you.
We were playing poker, right...
There was chocolate
on the three.
It looked like
an eight, alright?
Oh, you should have seen him..
"Read 'em and weep."
And then he did.
Well, now, how come you guys
have never played poker with us?
Yeah, what is that? Like,
some kind of guy thing?
Like, some kind of
sexist guy thing?
Like, it's poker,
so only guys can play.
No. Women are welcome to play.
Oh, okay. So then what is it?
Some kind of, you know..
...like, some kind of,
you know, like..
Alright, what is it?
There just don't happen
to be any women in our game.
Yeah, we just don't happen
to know any women
that know how to play poker.
- Oh. 
- Oh please, that is such a
lame excuse!
I mean, it-it's
a typical guy response.
Excuse me, do any of you
know how to play?
(in unison)
No.
But, you could
teach us.
(in unison)
No.
Okay, so now
we draw cards.
So, I wouldn't
need any, right?
'Cause I have a straight!
- Oh! Good for you!
- Congratulations!
Okay, Pheebs,
how many do you want?
Okay. I just need two.
The, uh, ten of spades
and the six of clubs.
No, Pheebs,
you can't do--
Oh, wait, I have the ten of
spades. Here, you want it?
No, no.
Uh, no, see,
you-you can't do that.
Oh, no, no, no,
that's okay.
I don't need them.
I'm going for fours.
Oh, you're..
Alright, here we go.
We got salmon roulettes
and assorted crudites.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica,
what are you doin'?
This is a poker game,
you can't serve food
with more than
one syllable.
It's gotta be like
chips, or dip, or pretz.
Okay, so at this point,
the dealer--
Alright, you know, we got it.
Let's play for real, alright?
- High stakes, big bucks.
- Alright, now, you sure?
Pheebe just threw
away two jacks
because they didn't
look happy.
But, I'm ready,
so just deal.
Okay. Alright, last-minute
lesson, last-minute lesson.
Joey, three..
...eight.
Eight, three.
Alright. Very good.
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
I see. So then,
you were lying.
About what?
About how good
your cards were.
I was bluffing.
Uh-huh. And what is bluffing?
Is it not another word
for lying?
Okay, sorry to
break up this party
but, I've got resumes to
fax before lunch tomorrow.
Rach, Rach,
we gotta settle.
Settle what?
The Jamestown colony
of Virginia.
You see King George
is giving us the land, so..
The game, Rachel.
The game.
You owe us money
for the game.
Oh. Right.
You know, what, you guys,
it's their first time.
Why don't we just
forget about the money.
Hell, no,
we'll pay!
Monica, I had
another answer all ready.
And you know what?
We want a rematch.
Well, that's
fine with me.
Could use the money.
So basically,
you get your ya-yas
by taking money
from all of your friends.
Yeah.
Yes, and I get my ya-yas
from IKEA.
You have to put them
together yourself
but they cost
a little less.
Look, Rach,
this is poker.
I play to win, alright?
In order for me to win,
other people have to lose.
So, if you're gonna
play poker with me
don't expect me
to be a nice guy.
Okay, 'cause once
those cards are dealt..
Yeah?
I'm not a nice guy.
