
Romanian: 
*O muzica/ muzica de lift*
*cantand* EUUUUUUU
NU MAI AM NICIO IDEE PENTRU ACEST CANAL
NU MAI SUNT JOCURI DE JUCAT
DECI MA VOI TORTURA UITANDU-MA PE INTERNET IAR AZI.
*bate din degete*
SA INCEPEM! *oh nu mi-e frica*
*vocea lui normala* Ce mai faceti, echipajul meu capricios!
Este Ethan din CrankGameplays,
si astazi, ne intoarcem la Reddit 50/50!
*adulmeca putin x)*
*rade* Nu mai sunt jocuri de jucat acum.
Si nu pot gasi niciun joc care ma intereseaza
deeeci, m-am gandit sa ma intorc la Reddit
si, uh.. Sa vedem niste porcarii.
Deci, sa incepem!
*citeste*
*citeste*
Ah
*citeste*
*rade speriat x)*
Te rog.
*BIIIP xD*
Nu.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*se duce muzica.. ;c*
*prea speriat*
*nup. nu se mai poate :/*
NUUU!
OH DOAMNE *intra muzica iar :D*

English: 
[calm banjo/elevator music plays in background]
*singing* IIIIIIIIII
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THIS CHANNEL ANYMORE,
THERE'S NO GAMES TO PLAY,
SO I'M GONNA TORTURE MYSELF ON THE INTERNET AGAIN TODAY.
*snap snap*
LET'S GO!
*normal voice* What is up, my Cranky Crew!
It's Ethan from CrankGameplays,
and today we are back in more of Reddit 50/50!
*sniff*
*laughing* There's no games to play right now.
There is just nothing that I can find that is interesting me
so I thought that I would go back to Reddit
and, uh, see some horrible shit.
So, let's get popping!
"500 Japanese Orgy"
or "Guy Has Wasps Climb Into, Bite And Sting His Dick, Then --"
ah
"... Has Them Crawl Into His Ass."
*nervous laughter*
Please.
Fucking.
No.
AAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!
[music cuts out]
*gags*
*mm-mmm*
NOOO!
OH MY GOD!
[music kicks back in]

English: 
WHY?
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT TO THEMSELVES?
WHY?
AAHHHHHH-HA-HA-HAA
*mm-mmm*
"Brazil's Miss BumBum Winner 2016" or "Guy Stabbed In Heart, Knife Pulses With Heart"...?
AUGH!
Yah! My heart!
"Girl bliter - BRUTALLY Slapped By Roommates"...
Why is that not safe for work slaf-
Slap
SLAP
Slash Life?
*laughs*
"Cat Trying to Escape Owner's Sleeping Arms"
Please be it, that cat.
"Bully Slaps Girl"...?
Why?
No, stop that!
That's horrible!
Aughh.
That's so sad!
I don't wanna watch this anymore, that's sad.
I don't like that, at all.
No.
"Baby Falling out of Window of a Really Tall Building"
or "Eating Yogurt..." Please.
I've gotten everything...
Aw -- ohh.
Aw-oh-ho. *giggling*

Romanian: 
DE CE?
DE CE OAMENII ISI FAC ASTA?!
DE CE??
AHHHHHHHHHHHH-HA-HA ;-;
*nup. nu iar.*
*citeste*
AHHH!
Ah, inima mea *:(*
*citeste*
De ce nu este asta safe for work slaf-
slap
SLAP
slash life? *Nu stiu de unde sa stiu eu e.e*
*rade* :D
*citeste*
Te rog fi, pisica aia.
*citeste*
De ce?
Nu, opreste-te!
E oribil!
Ahhh *._.*
Asta e foarte trist :/
Nu mai vreau sa ma uit, e foarte trist..
Nu-mi place aia, deloc.
Nu.
*citeste*
*citeste* Te rog.
Am vazut totul..
Aw, ohhhhh
Aw-oh-ho *rade*

Romanian: 
*rade foarte mult*
E atat de dragut!
Oh, Doamne, e adorabil! *omg chiar ca e*
Oh, uita-te la el! *asta fac.*
*incearca sa imite animalu' ala x)*
*citeste*
OH!
Ori *citeste*
Fi vidra.
Daa!
Oh. *rade*
Asta e cea mai draguta chestie
Cum poate stii sa faca asta?
*citeste*
Ori *citeste*
Oh nuuu..
OH NUUUUUU
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Urasc oasele rupte!
URASC OASELE RUP-
Au, auu
Au au au au au au au au au *;-;*
OH! OH!
AHHH HOO OH
OHHHHH
OH NU
OHH NUUUUU!
OHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
PLEACA DE AICI!
Aia e chiar,, *BIIIP :D*
Aia e chiar *BIIIP*
Urasc oasele rupte..
*poor Ethan*
*citeste*
Ori *citeste*
Nu, te rog nu fi metal in-
*oh nu, aia a fost*
*cine te-a pus sa faci asta Ethan e.e*
ORICE IN OCHII TAI!
ORICE IN OCHII TAI! IL URASC
AHHH
TE ROG
Orice mai putin ochii, ii urasc extrem de mult.
*BIIIP*

English: 
*laughing hard*
That is so cute!
Oh my God, that's adorable.
Oh, look at him!
*smacks lips, trying to imitate the capybara*
"Guy Sticks Bottle up His Ass and It Breaks"
OH
Or "Otter Gets a Slam Dunk."
Be the otter.
Yes!
Oh. *laughing*
That is the cutest thing!
How does he know to do that?
"Sexy Latex Model"
Or "Broken Arm Compilation"
Ohhh Nooo
OHHH NOOO
AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I hate broken bones!
I HATE BRO-
Ow, ow!
"Oh!" x9
OH! OH!
AHH-HO-HO!
OHHHH
OH NO
OHHH NOOO!
OHHH NOOOOOOOOO!
GET OUTTA HERE!
That's fucked...
That is so fucked.
I hate broken bones.
*gags*
"Metal in microwave"
Or "Metal in Eye"
Please don't be the metal in-
*super gag*
*gasp*
Anything in your eyes!
Anything in your eyes, I hate it!
AHHHH
PLEASE
Anything near your eyes, I hate it so much.
Fuck my asshole.

Romanian: 
*citeste*
Ori *citeste*
oh nu.. *phoai am vazut videoclipu' ala*
*liniste* Ethan pls nu.
ohhhh
*si mai multa liniste* NU. ETHAN NU.
Ohhh.. de ce m-am uitat la aia? *EU TI-AM SPUS SA N-O FACI*
*citeste*
*citeste*
Nu pot spune care dintre-
Asta e masina aia, nu..?
Oh, aia e dragut
Oh e atat de fain
OH!
Cum poti manevra o masina asa usor??
Aw e asa de tare.
Vreau sa fac aia.. *Sure Ethan.*
*citeste*
ORI *citeste*
Nu vreau sa-
Ohhhh
CE
Cum?!
CUM! E ATAT DE TARE!
E ATAT DE TARE!
Cum poti sa te dai peste cap intr-un elicopter?
Ar fi foarte.. urat.
Oh ar fi asa de urat
DAR FOARTE TARE *sure*
Ok
*citeste*

English: 
"Stripper Pole Dancing Fails"
Or "Worker Pulled into Rotating Machine"
Oh No
*silence*
ohhhh
*more silence*
Ohhhh, why did I just watch that?
"A Stunt Car Driver in Action"
or "A Driver Passing into Oncoming Traffic."
I can't tell which one-
This is the stunt
car, isn't it
That's sweet
Oh that's so cool
Oh!
How do you maneuver a vehicle with
such ease?
Aw that's awesome
I wanna do that...
"Amazing Army Lynx Helicopter Doing Backflips"
OR "Helicopter Crash"
I don't wanna-
Ohhhh
What!
How??
HOW? THAT'S SO COOL!
That's so cool!
How do you do back flips in a helicopter
That would be so scary
Oh that would be so scary
BUT SO AWESOME!
Okay.
"A Painful Injury"

English: 
or "A Hot Chick In Public."
Oh, this is idiots, idiots doing stupid
things.
Idiots doing stupid, stupid things.
Oh, no. Why would you do that? Why?
Why? *laughs* What an asshole of a friend.
"Squirrel with Baby Bottle" --
Wait -- oh, no!
I thought it was a baby bottle! But it's a BOTFLY.
Nooooo! Or "Hurtler..."
"Sexy rain warm-up" -- Don't be the botfl--
Ohh, that's so gross. Ugh.
Ugh.
Eugh.
Euugh.
Euughh. Huh huh.
*gag-laughing*
"Russian Spider-Man on Motorcycle Gets Into Accident and Frontflips on Top of Car"
or "Motorcyclists Killed in Freak Accident While Waiting for" -- *gets tongue-tied*
*babbles*
What? What is this gonna be?
Amazing Spider-Man flip, Russian Spider-Man?
What am I about to see right now? There's no audio on this video.
I thought... I'll make the audio for you. Vroom vroom!

Romanian: 
*citeste*
Oh, astia sunt idioti, idioti facand lucruri stupide
Idioti facand lucruri, stupide stupide.
Oh nu, de ce ai face asta? De cee??
De ce? *rade* Ce nesimtit de prieten *am si eu unii nu-i bai*
*citeste* --
Stai - OH NU
Credeam ca e o stricla de bebelus! Dar e o boala..
Nuuuuuuuu! Ori *citeste*
*citeste* -- NU fi veverita cu-
Oh, e scarbos. Uh
Ugh
EUGH
Ugh
EUGH uh huh
*rade dar e si scarbit in acelasi timp hehe*
*citeste*
Ori *citeste*
*se balbaie*
Ce? Ce va fi asta?
O foarte tare rotire peste cap ala Spider-Man, Spider-Man din Rusia?
Ce o sa vad chiar acum? Nu este sunet in acest videoclip.
Credeam.. O sa fac sunetul pentru voi *nu te rog. jk* VRUM VRUM

Romanian: 
Vrum vrummmmm Spider-Man vineee
*se duce muzica ;-----;* vruuUUUUUUUUUUM VRUUU- OHHHH
Ce naiba?! *rade* Asta a fost asa de tare! *bun venit muzica! c:*
Cum?! Ce persoana norocos! A fost tare..
*citeste* ori *citeste*
Este cumva - *citeste*
Va fi cumva, ceva gen, copilul trebuie sa se duca la baie, si va fi batut si va face pe el? *haha nu stiu*
Oh, daca e aia?! *isi reaminteste titlul* Ce? CE?!
Oh, au o repetitie - *copilu' primeste un pumn in fata, si tipa, csf csf*
OH! OH! oh urasc oameni tipand!
Dar el totusi a luat, gen, o lovitura in fata, dar era o repetitie..
Oh, e oribil.
*citeste* Nuuuuu
Nuuuu nu nu nu! Calut! Nu, calut!
Nu! Nu lasa calutul sa faca aia! Nu lasa taurul sa omoare calutul cu coarnele! *;-;*

English: 
Vroom vroom! Spider-Man coming!
[music cuts out]
VroooOOOM, VROOOO -- OH!
What the FUCK?!? *laughs* That was so cool!
[music resumes]
HOW? What a lucky person! Holy shit, that was awesome.
"Kid Gets Shit Knocked Out of Him"
or "Cute Kitten Combilation".
Is it "combilation"? Compilation.
Is it gonna be actually, like, the kid has to poop, and then he gets kicked and shoots out of him?
Oh, what if it's that? 
"Acting rehearsal fail"? What? What?
Oh, it's an acting rehearsal --
[kid gets hit and starts screaming]
Oh! Oh! Oh! I hate hearing people scream!
He actually got, like, hit in the face, but it was acting.
Oh, that's horrible.
"A Horse Gored by a Bull."
Noooo.
Noooo. No. No! No!! Horsey! No, horsey!
No! Don't let the horsey do that!! Don't let the bull do the horsey with the stuff!

Romanian: 
Oh, luptele cu taurii sunt *BIIIP* *BIIIP* De ce o fac?
E asa oribil..
Nu,nununu NU NUUU! CALUT! NUUUUU!
AHHHHH
*liniste* Nu-mi place asta :(
*citeste* ori *citeste*
Oh, te rog fi capybara.. Te rog fi capybara.. daa!
*aplauda* Da da daaa!
Lasa-ma sa ma uit! Iubesc - *vine o muzica fericita [yay :D]*
AH ESTE SUB APA?! *rade :D* E ADORABIL!
Are un pic de talent, de asemenea. Nu stiam ca ei pot inota asa de bine
Oh e atat de dragut! Awwww!
Uita-te la el. *rade xD* Uita-te la el! Oh! Uita-te la el! *da bine am inteles*
Au oamenii aceste lucruri ca animale, chiar foarte multi? Pentru ca am vazut foarte mult d-astea,
mai ales pe Reddit 50/50. *rade* Doar videoclipuri dragute cu capybare. Vreau unul!
Vreau unul dintre ei. Sunt foarte draguti.
*citeste* ori *citeste*
Oh nu, te rog nu.

English: 
Oh, bullfighting is so fucked up, too. It's so fucked. Why do they do it?
It's so horrible.
No, no, no, no, NO, NOO! Horsey! NOOO!!
AHHHHH!
[silence]
I don't like this.
"Parasitic worm being pulled out of a cat's nose" -- *gasps* -- or "A capybara in a swimming pool".
Oh, please be the capybara. Please be the capybara -- yes.
*claps* Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let me see this! I love --
[happy music starts]
AH IT'S UNDERWATER?!? *laughs* THAT'S ADORABLE!
It has a cute little harness on, too. I didn't know they swam so well.
Oh, it's so cute! Aww!!
Look at him. *giggles* Look at him! Oh! Look at him!
Do people have these things as
pets like, a lot? Because I've seen a lot of these,
exclusively on Reddit 50/50. *laughs*
Just cute videos of capybaras. I want one!
I want one of them. They're so cute.
"Information and Historal Context behind Macbeth" or "Urethra being pulled inside out--"
Oh no, please don't.

Romanian: 
Asta e *citeste*
De ce este NSFW?
*citeste*
Fi veverita draguta, fi veverita draguta. Ohh Doamne!
OH DOAMNE! E adorabil. Ohhh
*rade* Este atat de dragut. Vreau aia in casa mea. *poate vine peste tine la noapte, zic si eu :v*
Sa facem inca unul. *citeste*
Oh, nu vreau cangernarea.
Ohhh, m-am prins.. Am luat cangernarea.
In ordine, gasca! Pai, asta a fost un timp foarte amuzant *nu chiar* pe Reddit 50/50.
Ugh, sunt asa de multe lucruri care sunt doar.. Ughhh.
Daca faci asta, crede-ma.. Nu o face.
Totul ce am aratat in videoclip va fi cenzurat deoarece il voi cenzura
dar, daca te duci de unul singur si nu va fi cenzurat, va fi extrem de scarbos.
Deci, fi atent daca o sa faci aia.. Oricum, va multumesc ca ati urmarit videoclipul
sper ca va placut videoclipul. Daca da, fi sigur sa bati butonu' ala de like fix in fata! *normal ca asta vom face*
Si ne vom intalni, in urmatorul videoclip! Va iubesc pe toti, stay cranky! Paa!

English: 
This is "Macbeth Intro and Historical Context Noose".
Why is this Not Safe For Work?
"Hockey player gets neck sliced open" or a "cute squirrel".
Be the cute squirrel, be the cute
squirrel. Ohh, my God!
OH MY GOD! He's adorable. Oh!
*laughs* It's so cute. I want that in my home.
Let's do one more. "Fournier's Game Winning Three Pointer" or "Fournier's Gangrene".
Oh, I don't want gangrene.
Ohhhhh. I got it. I got gangrene.
Alright, guys! Well, this was another
exciting time on Reddit 50/50.
Ugh, there's so many things here that it's just... ughhh.
If you do this, just be warned, it's really fucked up.
All the stuff in the video that I've showed here is censored because I censor it,
but, if you go on it by yourself, it's not going to be censored and it's really fucking gross.
So, be warned if you do that. So thank you guys so much for watching.
Hope you liked this video. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face!
And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky! Bye!

English: 
[outro dubstep music kicks in]
What is up, my Cranky Crew?
You got me, Reddit, you got me.
Okay, "Confused Fluffy Kitten" or "Guy Tries to Stick His Head into Woman's Vagina".
Oh. OH!! OHHH!! OH! OHHH! OHHHHH!
THAT'S A -- BEHHH!!
EEEHHH NO!!!! Oh!!!
NeAAAAAAAHHHHHH --

Romanian: 
*Sper ca v-au placut subtritarile mele, chiar daca nu-s amuzante. Oricum, poate ne vom intalni, in alt episod.*
 
 
 
 
 
 
