Henry: Hey buddy. Hwap! Oh God! You're faster than I thought! Ah! Stop!
Wesley: Jesus
Wesley: Hey guys! Toxisoris here!
Henry: We're in the thick of it. Finally. We're finally in the thick of it.
I'm picking up weapons left and right. Energy drink? Aw heck yeah dude. I need that energy bro.
I'm a small asian woman wake up why'd
you lose about a table oh because I
forgot them dude I didn't mean to hey
you wanted to I just leave my keys in my
pocket I don't hang I don't have a
hanger for them like you do I just leave
them whatever pocket BAM yeah see I
leave them in my pocket on accident
because I don't take them out too
strongly card so I forget oh they're in
my pocket I purposely leave them in my
pocket that way I don't lose them oh my
god they're in my pocket
then that the pants I was wearing the
other day any zombies around here and
why are you back
Hey crap I got this broomstick sucker
every time I leave things in my pocket
Alec washes them and she's like they
wanted to take it out and I was like
cool cuz I didn't know you're gonna wash
it yeah I wash my own clothes Wow dude
I'm vicious with this broomstick dude so
I've never gotten that far
let's tap any watch your health bar
Jackson I hit something and it exploded
did he explode whoa still on fire oh
yeah I forgot when you die your health
bar is like huge for a second um okay
glue anything Wow hey lady Wow
hey get down that didn't sound like a
zombie screaming no it's still fine it's
not broken it looks fine to me
so this is agony I don't have a weapon
I'll punch in the face oh god I didn't
mean to nope maybe I lost something
pushed back the back button the Select
thingy I pushed a bunch of buttons
inventory I swear maybe when you lose
stuff when you die no I've got a
broomstick in a paddle oh I would love
to find some my wife love defines ahoy I
love to get me some lap dude oh you want
me a clap - no let's put up a hit baby
dude and now he's dead he's dead level 3
I broke my thing though it's gonna break
soon oh sweet a rusty pipe I know a
dwarf Forge named rusty rusty
Shackleford that's his name I'll never
not say that I hear rusty chef oh sweet
a personal ID card
Oh God where did you come from where did
you go you got a freakin fight
we got the pilot some pipe girl I like
pipe all time yeah you do baby wait a
minute it sounds wrong he's supposed to
know I mean like because I said to put
it bluntly something ii mean some of the
techmuze knit ah ha ha go down stay ban
get round there misses so much flesh my
guy yeah do didn't eat and do that one
automatically equipped whatever you
alive yeah stop being alive you ninny
stop it stop being afraid of clowns
right I need I love doing Mandy health
alcohol heck yeah oh my god
that wasn't me being racist she said it
first oh you're alive that's about to
destroy this dude oh sweet a diving it's
flimsy though you gotta fix it you just
jacked the knife off her body no dude
it's fine I get it you can still do well
there dude Wow stop being a ninny
give me this rusty pipe Oh get all the
weapons now I don't like a bird zombies
stop it stop stop it look bird zombies
mess me up
us we drink oh my god you could just
drink unlimited energy drinks did they
auto drink it or key yeah Auto drinks it
I got a recording dude with this you buy
it this time oops nope
zombies in here oh hell yeah wallet
still need money in town I don't know
all right I got the security card we're
good I did the big something useful I'm
taking everything girl
everything's useful you've got a
MacGyver it yeah and you know I find a
toothpick I'm a master of macgyvering
you still here alright you wallow with
sadness
don't die though talk to you later bro
melancholy and laters melon colony
I didn't mean to I stuttered at the end
there Oh drinks mmm
want the drinks okay I murder like
everything here open mine I'm just gonna
run there nothing will hurt me I'm good
nothing's gonna explode like I did
earlier no jumping test dude I'm not
doing that I told you all right check
that I don't like it before
there it is this is aam be somewhere but
I'm out of here
yeah blurry and beautiful yeah it's
amazing gorgeous gorgeous like me you
are gorgeous dude thank you my piercing
blue eyes and your piercings that you
don't have anymore and haven't had for a
long time my piercing blue ass it is
blue dabu di bu die yeah some people
bleach their assholes I die my blue yo
some more new I like how you guys just
left the doors open
yeah they good job give me that nail one
dude you nailed someone heck yeah I did
I don't like how this thing is red
anybody else got a quest for me yo
Steven seem way I don't know why you
asking me probably found a way off the
island by now or they're dead me not to
find them easy Megan okay let me know
where you got it I'll see what I can do
I don't even need to look thanks I'll do
it for you baby
Maggie's that one lady from Walking Dead
okay I got you everybody here looks so
sad
buddy has those days dude stop talk
about the Bible yeah I need you to find
a lifeguard station it's got a safe easy
let's do it give me 600 XP derails if
you gave us more XP we could help you
better yeah if you gave me more XP I'd
be way stronger have some sweet flimsy
diving knife you're the mission guy like
you could hook us up dude you ready for
this soon as I see a zombie I'm ready as
soon as I see us all look he was aam be
Wow die too much power
no I need unlimited power hi buddy Wow
Wow what
Wow dude you can't flap that's my thing
you can't be in the changing room that
bursted his skull like a melon melon
let's say you say friend and they
obviously wait Merlot I've never had
Merlot is it wine yes it's a type of
wine a merlot all right go to the change
room we can end this episode nah man I'm
gonna go long go longer get schlong you
know I'm saying yes he's crazy
she's just chugging us ah hell yeah
somebody's wallet they look for the
changing my gender pepper I'm safe here
it's and it was the most awful decision
I've ever made
oh we got like another minute dude oh
snap I got skill points available bro no
you don't oh yeah I totally want fury
why for the power you can't rage oh you
don't know what I am you don't know what
oh I know how to kick where they at
where they're with yeah we're there
hey buddy Wow Wow you got a backup buddy
stop there hey
make a booty hole in her head hit her
broke this one Wow oh I'm gonna kill you
you better just fucking kill me get back
down that's all right
Wow what'd I just say lick my boot you
scum yeah I'm one of those ladies oh I'm
out of stamina that's why I'm doing that
yeah Oh God Wow who else is here
you got one more zombie one more zambini
but we're here Wow
you ever see horton hears a who that's
BAM whoa good girl Specter head right
off
I saved you give me money yeah you be
fish food zombie food water sport I'm
I'm gonna take everything you have oh
hey that's like more XP that I got from
that dude for doing an actual mission
you're our new fuel welcome anyway I'm
gonna drink some of this energy drink
cuz I got hit pretty hard and we'll call
an episode or a table inside you can use
to repair your web we're in here I'm
gonna chill in here don't come in I'm
changing alright guys I hope you enjoyed
the second episode of Dead Island be
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the universe the earth is an island
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