[Pyro] What's up guys? Or should I say:
[low-voice] Yeah.
[normal-voice] As of late, I've gathered some damning evidence against Jake Paul...
So this TIME, it's really going to be the end of Jake Paul.
I'm- I'm serious this time, guys.
We're moving away from Behind The Meme.
I anticipated his next upload and it was a video on the Nyan Cat,
so at this point, he's just a lost cause.
[Girl] Yara?
[Yara] Yeah.
[Girl] Don't open the door!
[BTM] HeLlO iNtErNeT! aNd WeLcOmE tO bEhInD tHe MeMe!
[Screaming]
ToDaY, wE hAvE a LoOk At CrAsH bAnDiCoOt'S wOaH!
[Pyro] A couple days ago, ya boy, Jake Paul,
Uploaded a video: [read]
Where, he explains that a YouTuber
struck his assistant in a Nightclub.
Jake Paul: Meg was assaulted, uhhh, by a man last night
whooo is in the same, like, community space as us...
Jake Paul: Ha, ha, ha!
YES!
Good morning, Jake Paulers
Jake Paul: What's gucci, baby
Jake Paul: "You know, we're keepin' it REAL!
[Creepy note with zoom effect]
Crazy Clown: What.
[Pyro] Actually, he doesn't do that all, not initially,
that was just trailerbait for YOU, to watch his entire vlog.
So, you have the heavy topic of someone being assaulted and then...
Happy-go-lucky, care free man in a vlog.
Q U I T E C O N T R A D I C T O R Y
[Jake Paul] Meg was assaulted, uhhh, by a man
*idfk about how make subtitles*
[Pyro] Also, for any of those wondering, you've gotta watch:
13 MINUTES, of this vlog...
just to get to the point, where they talk about the assault.
Of complete fluff and filler,
just to get the point, in the video, across.
Also, not to mention, the FACT that he put in a mid-roll ad
Just before, they start talking about the juicy serious stuff.
[cancer-voice] It was my idea bro, it wasn't me, it's every day bro
[Jake Paul] Um... originally, it was just, like, an offline conversation, like, no cameras involved...
But when, I heard, what happened
I was so distraught, I was soooo... in shock
I was so disgusted.
It's not like, if you guys see: Like when she literally has a bruise
Idk, if you can see on camera, like here:
not to be, like, dramatic...
Meg: "He, like, put his arm out and, like, went like this:
and I was looking up at him and our faces were REALLY close...
I mean, he literally, like... like dragged me.
*Idk too*
[Pyro] Firstly, I just want to present, a point to the Team 10 household:
Firstly, I just want to present a point to the team ten household you have apparent proof through surveillance
YOU have apparent proof, through surveillance: CCTV
that your assistant WAS struck.
[Jake Paul] There's proof, thankfully there is...
cameras at this club.
cameras at this club"
[Pyro] But, instead of going, to the police straight away, like: any sane human being would,
you make a juicy vlog talkin' about IT.
And, you ramble on repeating the same points over and over and then eventually someone get's name-dropped.
Meg: I looked up at him, and I realized immediately that it was Banks.
[Pyro] Also, not to mention the fact you DIRECTLY contradict yourself during this video.
Satan: "Th-This like video isn't meant to like retaliate or target anyone...
*B a n k s*
It's not about that – It's not about, like, revenge or like starting drama or beef or anything..."
It's not about like revenge or like starting drama or beef or anything" but hey don't worry guys don't worry cuz I
But hey, don't worry guys, don't worry, cuz I...
*breathes*
♪ It's every dayy, bro-o-o-o-o ♪
The individual they were accusing: FaZe Banks, inevitably saw the video. He wasn't too
Now, the individual they're accusing, FaZe Banks, inevitably saw the video...
um, he wasn't too happy...
Happy not very happy and he ends up making an extremely detailed response video with his
Not very happy.
And he ends up making an extremely detailed response video with his recollection of events.
Banks: "This needs to be pursued legally...
Banks: This needs to be pursued legally..
Defamation of character and slander to the highest degree,
And I just can't believe as a human being you could F***ing do this to somebody and paint somebody to be this horrible human being
and I just can't believe, as a human being, you can f*cking do this to somebody in pain,
somebody to be this horrible, evil human being,
when that's not the case at all."
And one of Banks' friends,
Taylor Caniff, jumped into the mix, defending Banks, saying how
Team 10 were actually approaching them...
and Banks and him were just minding their own business,
and then from the depths of the ocean...
The Golliath rose(d), The Meme Man himself:
Ni-... you know what, I'm not- he doesn't even deserve to be named anymore
I'm going to call him the "England is My City-Man".
"We would never lie to our fans. This is a serious matter, and it's now in the police's hands."
And he shows a DM conversation between himself and Banks, and the problem is
up until this point, Banks's argument and defense was pretty much solid.
But, unfortunately, the way he talks to the "England is My City-Man"...
It doesn't really hold up. He's kind of being vague and generalized and he's actually apologizing
if he did do anything, so he clearly doesn't have a clear recollection of events there.
But there is some good news, guys – a silver lining to this tale.
As soon as Banks dropped his video in his defense against Satan and Team 10,
Satan lost 85,000 subscribers!
♪Halleluja♪
♪Halleluja♪
♪Halle-e-lu-u-ja-a♪
And that did actually cause Jake to drop below a million subs.
Satanl: "Oh!"
H3H3: "There it is."
Satan: "Ohh!"
Satan: "No! No! No, don't go back!"
But up until this point, opinions were definitely mixed, there was no concrete evidence –
It was just he-said she-said.
But, by the look of it, Team 10 made a MAJOR slip-up
that could just unravel this entire drama.
*sips tea*
*quintessentially British* oh, i lo- i love tea. bloody hell.
Now, Meg, Jake Paul's assistant, did claim that she was hit by Banks
and actually had a bruise on her pretty little neck.
The problem is, you can actually see
before and after shots of her with the bruise,
and... When she has the bruise..
Her mole or birthmark, whatever is on her neck, is completely disappeared...
And there's also some video showing an almost glossy look to her skin, where the bruise is.
Bruises don't have gloss...
But MAKEUP has gloss!
And if that isn't damning enough, (The) Hollywood Fix, the equivalent of TMZ,
uploaded a video with Meg
walking down the street towards the Team 10 house and her neck is completely covered.
She don't want noone looking at that Neck Squad, fam.
Absolutely noone.
What I want to know is, 
and this is directly asking Team 10:
"WHERE IS the surveillance footage?"
That is what we need.
If there's surveillance footage of Banks messing up
and he's guilty, you got him dead to rights.
But with this he-said she-said scenario, you're convoluting your own argument
You're making your defense look TERRIBLE.
Johnny: "I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaht...
oh hai mark."
And of course, just to make the situation worse...
Logan Paul got involved.
Mr. Beast: "Is it recording? Recording? Yep."
"Alright, hopefully, uh, I don't screw this up. alright."
"Well, Logan Paul..."
"Logan Paul" x2
"Logan Paul" x3
"Logan Paul" x4
"Logan Paul" x5
"Logan Paul" x6
"Logan Paul" x7
"Loompa"
"Loompa"
And he did the exact same thing Satan did
Where he played the serious topic at the start to bait people into watching his vlog
Logan Paul: "My brother-
Um, did you want to go somewhere else, or just-?
I just want to ask you questions to clear up what everyone's thinking, what I know
and get your side of the story and just-just let the audience form the opinion..."
♪ VLOG intro ♪
Logan Paul: "Here it is! AYY YO, good morning, "Logang"...
*WAPOWWW!*
Just hanging out with a plate in my pants
*mumbling*
What are you doing?
Oh no! *plate breaks*
*And then I realized immediately that it was Banks...*
♪ music ♪
The worst thing is people are only picking up on this bait now.
Do you remember ages ago, when Satan made that apology video?
And how he had the apology at the start and then he just had a regular vlog after the intro.
This is bait!
These people are actors...
Logan Paul: "I just think it's sad, bro, that I've- that this is the first time, me and your dog..
Tmartn: "Cooper, I have no idea how I'm going to record this video, dude..."
Satan: "Eh, with the police, filing the police report..." 
Logan Paul: "It's-it's valid! This is when-when was this picture taken?"
Satan: "This was yesterday – she's wearing the same outfit as she was in the video and my vlog, whatever..."
Logan: "Okay, great, s-..."
Now, I just want to present a little argument to you guys:
You see that picture on Logan's phone,
showing the alleged "police" at the scene collecting witness statements?
Why does that officer look quite similar to THIS officer?
That was in a staged prank video,
 where Satan was arrested for a joke.
*Pyro is about to laugh and is smiling*
*le gasp*
(Game Theory Voice Overlay): BUT HEY THAT'S J U S T  A  T H E O R Y !
Now if that is true, and that is actually the same officer
and they are going so far as to impersonate police officers YET AGAIN just to convey their message...
What are you guys doing? 
Seriously, what are you actually doing?
This is going beyond the meme, beyond being obnoxious, beyond annoying your neighbors...
This is fraud!
Genuine fraud!
And obviously this goes without saying,
but I'm pretty sure all of you know at this point 
that the "Jake Paulers" and the "Logang"...
They're quite young and incredibly impressionable.
*Inaudible children murmur*
♪ Ultrasound ♪
And obviously their attitude to these situations
or just their YouTube channel as a whole, has really rubbed off on their fans,
making them quite obnoxious, to say the least.
Neighbour: "Hey guys, we live here, this is a little loud...
Some girl: "Okay."
...I mean, it's like, would you like us to come over to your house and *inaudible*,
so if you guys can just be a little quieter
you're welcome to be here, you're welcome to hang out,
just a little quieter would be really nice...
Okay?
Thanks, girls."
Another neighbour: 
"What do you guys think about the neighbour coming in and telling you guys to be quiet?"
Fangirl: "I think you should just dab on them haters!"
*laughing* "Yeah!"
Fanboy: "I think she's just jealous from his fame!"
"We all just have-..."
Neighbour: "Do you think she's just jealous?"
All of them: "Yeah!"
Fangirl: "We should just dab on them haters!"
"Dab on 'em haters!"
Neighbour: "Okay, okay, dab on 'em, okay, okay..."
Yeah, a neighbor just trying to enjoy a peace and quiet in a house that she worked hard to earn...
What a hater! D-
Dab! Dab!
If this turns out to be fake for either side:
for Banks OR for Satan,
I hope to GOD you reap the consequences.
The worst thing about this entire case is...
There has not been a SINGLE shred of evidence that has shown it's face this entire time.
There's been... little tidbits, little he-said, she-said.
But nothing damning, nothing whatsoever!
They keep hyping up the CCTV footage like it's going to be the end-
Why aren't you showing it?
If Meg, Satan's assistant, was actually struck by Banks in that nightclub...
Why, when she's being interviewed by Hollywood Fix,
is she so hesitant on saying anything?
Interviewer: "Megan, are you doing okay?"
Satans' Assistant: "I'm doing okay."
Interviewer: "So what happened? 
Like FaZe just, like, came up to you in the club last night
and clotheslined you?"
Satans' Assistant: "I really don't want to talk about it."
Interviewer: "You don't? Okay. Because I mean, like, you definitely should stand up, like...
If he tried to bully you or hit you or something like that. You said he was cheating on Alyssa?
*No response from Meg*
Okay. Well, thank you, Megan.
Everybody hopes you get better. Have a good day!"
If I was physically assaulted or any of my friends were physically assaulted,
I know for a fact that we would
HAPPILY give our testimony and talk about the situation.
We wouldn't NOT want to disclose anything.
It doesn't make sense and looks incredibly suspicious,
if not outright guilty.
I do want to say, though,
if there's new evidence that comes to light like, for example,
if there is CCTV footage that is produced, and it shows Banks striking Meg.
I take this all back, and as an apology.
But as of yet, there is not enough evidence for you to be making such massive claims in your videos.
Logan Paul: "I found- I found it, uh, kind of sickening was that they said Jake was...
abusive, and he has assaulted females in the past,
and even went as far to say that he has SPIT on- on girls?
I've never seen you...
I'm not even kidding. You're a guy- I've never seen you spit a day in my life...
*Jake spits on a girl*
Let alone... on someone or near someone if-
*Girl slaps Jake Paul, then Jake Paul spits on her*
or near someone, if-if you're showing disdain upon them.
That's now how you've ever handled your problems.
So I don't like- When I saw that I'm just like: "Alright,
so... That's fal-"
Satan: "Not even that,
but, like, for them to say that I even laid a finger on Alyssa is the most absurd thing in the world.
She-she made a video. It was like her video that she came out and like.."
Alyssa: "Actually, too, it's a video...
We were filming a video and he had a part where he would, like, shove me into, like, this pricker bush
or whatever, like, like thorn...
So he pushed me WAY too hard –
He even told the camera guy before he pushed me, 
he was like: "Yo, make sure you get this, it'll be funny."
He f*cking... SHOVED me all the way into the bush and-
see this? I don't know if you guys can see...
This scar right here...
Were from thorns, and my entire arm was bleeding, 
my whole fucking night I had to dig out thorns-
He was laughing the whole time, and (to the guy on her left) he also was there I was crying, and like all this shit, and like he didnt give a f-
Satan: "Withhold the truth on everything-...
I-i-in the situation on why she left the "Team House"...
Satan: Don't you think in that video, 
she would've mentioned that I was abusive?
If she really wanted to get everything off of her chest?
But she didn't mention it there.
She didn't mention that I did,  she didn't mention that I did spit on her... She didn't mention any of those things and "NOW'
all of a sudden she wanted... *inaudible*
♪ Edvard Grieg - In the Hall of the Mountain King ♪
...and not having any credibility on it for the fact that they are...
Alyssa: " -being serious! I'm being serious! Don't! JAKE! I SW-..."
Satan: "...and, like, making stuff up just to fire back at me and to bring me down.
We're just sitting here and telling the truth, okay?
We don't want to just-..."
Someone: "Your partner is BIGGEST *inaudible*..."
Alyssa: "(He) would spit in my face, and this happened multiple times...
He..."
Logan Paul: " -and then when I- when I keep hearing these things that may or may not be true,
and it was proven to be false and false and false and false...
At what point are you like: "Yo, this, like- this whole story is bad" ?
"O-ooh!"
Person in the studio: "Woow!"
Satan: "Do you just want me to look bad on camera? Is that what you want?"
But, you know what? Who cares? Who really cares?
 It's YouTube 2017 and if it's not Satan drama,
it's people reacting to diss tracks and then bragging about it on Twitter, how they're gonna buy a car with it.
Thank you all for watching. I really appreciate it.
Subscribe to the channel if you're new, or maybe even like the video.
This Jake Paul and Banks drama has been getting incredibly obnoxious...
I'm trying to ignore it, but I keep seeing it in my peripherals, so...
I had to make a video talking about it,
I could have milked this into three or four separate videos,
but I just wanted to give you all the information at the time in one video and my opinions on it.
Thanks again for watching I'll see you all in the next...
Minecraft "Let's Play".
Satan: "The only way I can get better... is by making mistakes, you know?
Uh, and learning from them...
I-I try to forget all the things I get, I get criticized for..."
Subtitled by Qrixx, TheVaultBoy, BloodyWolfyy, Ice Scream and others!
*Children screaming*
