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11 REASONS TO ESCAPE FROM LATIN AMERICA
All of this began as a meme [Get in! Let's escape from Latin America!]
but we are going to go deeper [Please take me out of Latin America]
Latin America: A place full of culture, beautiful women, delicious food and the prefection of
Faraon Love Shady
-Ah! I'm cumming!
but why everybody now wants to get out of here?
well, I did an Instagram poll and with more of 15K people giving their opinions,
these are the main REASONS TO ESCAPE FROM LATIN AMERICA
[Bebesita Bebe Lean dance]
N° 1: Sh#!@%y Public Services   [Come on Rudy!]
Either water, electricity, or... Disney+
It a reality that a big amount of population here suffers because of these services
or even they don't have them
The 25% of people in Mexico are suffering for drinkable water, what means that
8 MILLION PEOPLE have water sometimes and other
2 MILLION PEOPLE don't receive it
In 2018 in Chile 1.4 millions of people suffer from lack of water, and in Argentina in this 2020
7 million people doesn't have access to water
[Generic TikToker: So what? We can take it FROM THE OCEAN]
At this point of the investigation, I decided to look at a random first world country,
For example... Germany
and... 100%
So I thought: Nah! This has to be an isolated case
so I'm going to look... ehm.. England
ehm... 100%
Even Spain! [Willyrex: Ok boys there's handjob]
...and electricity [EleCTriCIdaD]
well, we aren't that bad. But there's countries in Latin America with issues
like Bolivia, where 1 Million people have no access to this service.
In Haiti less than 40% of people have electricity
that means 6.7 Millions of people don't have electricity [6.7!!! Is a lot!]
and, in Venezuela ALWAYS have electricity problems, reporting blackouts over the country of 96 hours!
TAKE ME OUT OF LATIN AMERICAAA!!!
N°2: THE INTERNET [Rudy the best drummer]
hold on! let's do it little by little. This video will be one of the most deppresing ones I made so far.
Internet. Yes, I already know is a service, but all my viewers obviously have internet
and as I know this, I'm sure that [I'm SuRe] when you want to stream, looks like this:
[Ping: ∞]
FULL HD 4K
This internet is just DisGuStinG
In the world ranking of internet speed the latin american countries only start showing up to
rank 54, with powerful 29 Mbps of download average
...and Venezuela is in the last 3 of the world, only under Argelia and Afganisthan
[I start to think this video should be "Please take me out of Venezuela"]
While in the places with the best internet we have South Korea, Norway, Canada and Netherlands
[Please take me to Korea, I want to see MOMO CHANEKE]
But, why is this? Why can't we play without LAG?
Well, this is linked to something I will talk later BUT is the goverment and the laws
aaaand also because we are poor.
The good internet are brought by private businesses, they invest to bring the necessary infrastructure
so you can watch your hentai in 40K, but seeing that in latin america the telecommunications laws
are obsolete, and that the goverment doesn't really want to support them,
basically the telecommunications businesses don't want to invest here in latin america
Actually people in goverment don't know how to use internet, a deputy of my country
GOT CHANGED in the middle of a video call, literally,
Do you really believe these people care about internet speed? Obviously not.
N°3 POOR SUPPOR TO THE SCIENCE, ART AND SPORTS [Masked Rudy]
Let's learn about the Brain Drain, that is when:
People with elevated academic and professional training migrate to other countries looking for opportunities.
Countries like China, United States, Japan or Germany are allocating more than 100 billions dollars [Spanish billions]
to the scientific investigation, we just can't simply compete with that
obviously, if you finish your studies and you live in latin america and suddenly comes China
to rub on you their bills so you can work there,
surely you will go
But science has the best part. Literally in my country olympic medalists had to beg for money in a bus
so they can go the Olympics.
Sorry if I talk too much about Mexico, the thing is that I'm from there wey
The money is in the budget, so there it is, but between the corruption and the bad administration
the athletes go LIKE THIS to the Olympics with patched clothes, WHAT A SHAME!
...and the same is for Art, we are poor, there's no job opportunities to work in something like that
but we can just leave it in THERE'S NO WORK
N° 4: UNEMPLOYMENT [♪♫]
[Ah, I'm getting depressed and we haven't reach the end yet.]
Unemployment is actually a global problem, the more machines learn to be ten times more efficient,
without getting tired, ask for rises,
and looking like a waifu during all the process, more people will loss their jobs.
...But it will be more waifus.
In 2017 there were more that 26 millions of unemployed people, but we had hopes that the number go down,
but then C0V1D came and said "Well no, dear"
and now latin america broke the record with 41 millions of unemployed people
aaaand if  you get to have a job,
N° 5:  Salaries [You ca do it Rudy!]
The highest monthly minimum wage in latin america is from Chile, with $490 per month
Chile gave us FUNAS [impeachments on the web] and a better salary ¡WOW!
That money is $5.880 a year, well, the minimum in Luxembourg is $23.777 per yEaR
for cleaning windows, sweep the streets, or being a bus driver, and you surely
wouldn't gain that even working as an engineer.
[F in the chat]
We do this comparison with the country with the highest salary in latin america
now if we look at Venezuela, well, it's barely enough to buy a suscription to my channel,
because guess what is the price...  DIEZ PESO
N°6: POVERTY [It's Rudy again!]
All the previous reasons can be solved with a magic wand or something as simple as money
A lot of money! According to the UN, 185 millions of people suffer a certain degree
of poverty in latin america, 185 MILLIONS! This is almost 2 PiewDiePie Channels
and the prediction is that with the COVID  this digit will increase to 220 Million people,
you can go to the streets and see the quality of life of most citizens,
There are many factors why people in latin america is poor:
Unequal distribution of goods, organized crime, the fact that every latin country is indebted,
BUT the one what angers me the most, is that goverment steal the money.
Yes, is the CORRUPTION.
Is not one or two the cases of rulers who plunder a municipality, a state, a country
a continent, a world, a universe, A Multiverse
Ahm, ok not all that, but, believe me that if they could, they will.
And the solution is not just give people money, jobs are needed
altought is easier give money to get people vote for you because you are giving them money
while the middle class is trying to bear all the country's economy.
Phew, and we've reached...
N° 7: GOVERMENT [Parallel Rudy]
Rulers of Latin America: People who prefer to benefit personally over the population's interests,
and that's their job!, literally they are our employees,
These people are dedicated to divide people, that simply don't know how to rule,
most if not all of us can say this without any inhibition
that people behind our goverment are shit.
A bunch of ignorants thinking how to make their own benefit
and taking more importance on their own political career than in people they rule.
Full of corruption and bad decisions, looking like they don't know how to do their f&%$#ng work well
AAAAAAAAAAA [Furry Duck]
They fail in everything: In education, economy, infrastructure, health and....
N°8: SECURITY [And now with piano]
We live in the world's most violent zone, 33% of murders that happen in the world, are from here in latin america,
One can no longer go out calmed: Assaults, kidnappings, rapes, human trafficking
Everytime you go out of home you expose to something bad happening
and one just can't even trust in the police, since many of them want to f*ck you
beside of the gigantic impunity that occurs all the time,
Impunity is when nothing happens to someone who commits a crime,
and this occurs everyday in latin america,
People is sick to the point to make justice by their own hand  [The man of the combi]
this is a consequence of the bad goverment and how they manage a country's security.
Well, let's take a step back:
If all this is the goverment's fault, So who chooses them?
N° 9: MENTALITY [A new rhythm by masked Rudy]
Sexism, homophobia, extreme fanaticism...
There are countries in the world that takes us years of advantage, is like we could look into the future,
look what problems they have, and what problems we have
Things like abortion, are topics that are already got over it many years ago,
same goes with the homosexual marriage,
while we are still here arguing about things like that
"El que no transa no avanza" (Who does not deal, does not go)
This is a popular saying in Mexico, that promotes corruption, and deceive other people
The latin american mentality sadly doesn't seek to overcome itself with hard work,
without leaving aside that, much of this, is also due to poeple's ignorance
All this, because...
N° 10 EDUCATION SYSTEM [Put Rudy in the chat!]
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
In the last PISA Test results the latin american countries are a bit below average
...and last is Dominican Republic and Panama.
You would say "Well, we're not that bad" UNTIL you see the results of the chinese, those weyes are sick! alv
And well, if not all schools are bad, neither the teachers are horrible, nor all students are stupid,
we all know that much more is needed for that the latin american education could be at the other countries' level
And we are finally in the N° 1,
When we talk about going out of Latin America, there are people who get offended and say
that the people who complain should do something to improve Latin America,
But it's not something easy:
[This is a list of Social Leaders murdered only this year in Colombia] People who wanted to do the difference,
who concerns for the environment, for their community, for making a good goverment, for working honestly,
for telling the truth, for protecting their loved ones...
Ehmm... This kind of people dissapears everyday
[sigh]
... If you want to do the right thing, do the difference, you become the nuisance of someone more powerful [And the list goes on....]
You become in an enemy of the interests of some who... just can do whatever he wants
because is something that happens, [I wanted to do a list of the most known cases in Latin America but they were too much]
and happens all the time, it's sad that brave people get silenced,
because here in latin america, do things in the right way...
... is not part of the system
And I would like that we were aware in this part of the video of all the brave people
who raise their voices, who wanted to do latin america a better place, and sadly are not with us.
Friends, I know that we feel is time to jump into the abyss and send everything away... better dying
But we can actually do the difference with small actions,
caring about the environment, helping others, being a better citizen
and I would prefer stay with that in the end
so we all don't end jumping from a fifth floor...
This video probably will be demonetized and I don't think Youtube would recommend it
so if you can share it, like it or send it to a friend, also commenting it, even if you only give it a like
you will help me a lot...
...and that would be all. I hope you liked it. And with nothing more to say...
¡Subele a esa madre!
🎸 🎼 THE LOBITO DANCE🎵♬
