♪ (SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
♪ I don't want to be
An anarchist ♪
♪ You know, I just want someone
Sweet to kiss ♪
♪ Oh, I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
♪ Who else can I donate to ♪
♪ I played 20 benefits
To the ACLU ♪
♪ But I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
♪ I don't wanna care
About modern art ♪
♪ You know I'm so fuckin' bored
Of acting smart ♪
♪ And I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
♪ Do I have to call
My congressmen? ♪
♪ I don't even
Fucking know them ♪
♪ Oh yes, I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
 -♪ Woo! ♪
♪ (FAST ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
♪ What protest is good
To go to? ♪
♪ What women's right
Will the president undo? ♪
♪ Oh, I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
♪ And who is Wolf Blitzer
And why is he old? ♪
♪ If there's global warming
Then why am I cold? ♪
♪ Oh, yes, I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ And I want to fuck ♪
♪ Like I'm not registered
To vote ♪
♪ I wanna eat beef
On a whale fisher boat ♪
♪ Oh yes, I just wanna be
Dumb and in love ♪
♪ And I know my problems
Are really small ♪
♪ 2016 didn't affect me at all ♪
♪ Oh, God, why can't I be
Dumb and in love? ♪
(SCREAMS)
♪ I just want to be ♪
♪ Dumb and in love ♪
♪ A stupid asshole
Idiot bitch ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
