- [Pear] I like this, eat
it. How does it taste?
Everyone's waiting.
- Ahhh!
- [Pear] (laughs)
(video game sound)
Hey, hey! What is up, guys?
It is Pear, the most
extreme gamer of all time,
and it looks like you're
forcing me to play,
Toca Kitchen?
Oh no, no.
There are so many sliced up friends here.
Uh-oh. What is that thing
on this bottom plate?
Is that like an abominable snowman?
I can't say abominable.
It's really hard to
say. Abominable snowban.
There we go.
Snowban? I can't talk.
- Rumba!
- [Pear] Rumba? Maybe Roomba?
Oh no!
I'll save you pear.
But, oh, shoot!
It won't let me put it back now.
Okay. I'll just put that there.
Don't worry buddy, I'm going to save you.
I'm gonna, okay, we'll use some
of these other things here.
Throw a fish on here, a whole bread,
and then we've got some watermelon.
I think that'll be good.
What. Okay. Whoa! Oh
no, this could be bad.
Oh, we're going to deep fry a watermelon!
Is that even a thing?
Oh, I feel terrible right now.
Man! Okay, you guys keep
making me play these games
where I have to kill my friends!
You don't think I see
that enough every day?
I'm in a kitchen, okay?
I don't need to play a game
where I'm in a kitchen.
What is all this?
Ketchup on it too? Oh gross!
Okay. I guess we're doing this.
Deep fried ketchup watermelon.
And then well put the bread in there.
Put a little bit of salt.
Okay, deep fry that.
Can I put more, oh I can, I
can put more than one thing.
Oh, but then it pops it out.
Alright, we'll just, okay.
Oh, I'm very sorry Grandpa Lemon!
I'm gonna squirt a little
bit of lemon juice on there.
That's perfect. And then hot
sauce, lots of hot sauce.
Deep fry that sucker.
There we go.
Yeah! Bread and watermelon. Deep fried.
Then what do I do?
Okay, alright. Pear, I'm
doing this all for you.
Because we are brethren. We
can not have you be eat--
Okay we'll just put this off
to the, okay, I forgot to
deep fry the fish. Whoops, no, no.
No! No! No! This is not what I meant. No.
Okay, I'll just pick him up
and I'll put him back where he was.
No! No! Ah, I meant to pick him up!
(dramatic sad crying)
Oh I just murdered my own kind!
Oh man! He's gone. Can't
believe I did that!
You guys, wow, oh no!
Okay, well that's why I deep fried him.
Although I was doing it, well,
might as well, already started!
Well let's put it all in there.
You like fish?
Okay, how about some bread?
Whole fish? You want some fish?
He doesn't like the fish.
Oh, do we have to cook the fish first?
Okay, let's make a nice
fish smoothie. Yeah, okay.
Alright, can we just blend that?
Oh, haha!
Alright, well.
Time to tip the scales, as they say.
Here you go buddy! (laughing)
Does he like it? He, oh he likes it!
You like eating mushed up fish?
Wow! Mikey, he likes it.
He really, really likes it.
I'm going to try one of
these other characters here,
see what's going on.
Alright lady. Lady, lady! Let's do this.
Since I'm forced to play this game.
I gotta do it.
I don't want to cook my friends.
Okay. Hahahooha?
Alright, we're not grabbing
the pear this time.
That was enough. I just--
Man! I have nightmares
about that kind of--
Is that a tentacle?
Alright, we're going to grab the broccoli.
No, I didn't mean you.
Okay, let's go back,
let's get some of that.
Yeah, oh, you don't like the tentacle huh?
That's going directly in your mouth.
Oh, I don't even know what
that is. What is that?
That looks like a weapon. The spiky thing.
It looks like something out of Dragonball!
Like, it, I don't know.
That scary looking--
I don't even know what that thing is.
Not the carrot, but the other thing.
Not sure what that is.
Ohhh! What? Where's my tentacle?
I need, oh the tentacle got put back.
Yeah, oh yeah, you don't like that huh?
Too bad!
You're getting some ketchup on it too.
Ketchup on the broccoli,
ketchup on the tentacles.
There we go!
And, of course, we can't forget hot sauce.
Lots and lots of hot sauce.
You like it, don't you?
Yeah, I call it my
specialty tentacle tamales.
Only I'm not going to
make them into a tamale,
I'm just going to fry 'em.
I'll probably put some
more hot sauce on there,
because that sounds like
a great idea, right?
Yep, there we go. Little lemon juice.
Sorry Grandpa Lemon!
I feel so bad.
There we go. That's a pile
of delish right there.
And since I'm already a murderer.
(comical chopping sounds)
What the, oh my goodness, wow!
That is quite a sliced up carrot.
There you go, eat your carrots.
Oh I forgot this.
You like that raw, right?
Well I suppose I could cook it for you.
Fine! If you're going to be like that!
Put that fried tentacle in
there too, that'll be good.
It's fried and it's
baked, and it's, you know,
I think it's already boiled.
We'll put some hot sauce in there.
That's, that's what this needs!
It's a recipe, for disaster.
Oh! That's looking good!
You like that don't you?
But we're not done!
We're going to deep fry 'em as well!
We're going to deep fry 'em,
we're going to boil 'em.
And we're gonna fry 'em
and we're gonna bake 'em!
I wasn't lying when I said
we're gonna bake 'em too.
There we go. Now we
just wait, what happens?
Come on. Oh! I thought it was
going to explode or something.
I was really hoping for that.
But, okay, let's turn
one of these broccoli's
into a nice drink for her.
A broccoli drink, for you!
Let's squirt some of this in there.
I don't even know what that is.
Maybe it's water, I'm not quite sure.
I'm just going to keep
spraying that in there.
Is that enough? Probably.
Okay, let's do this.
Moment of truth, is she going to like it?
Have some broccoli, put that in there.
Put the tentacle in there
too and it's all in.
What do you think? How was it?
Have a little drink.
Whoa!
Okay, okay.
Oh she likes it!
Okay, so no matter what I do,
you're going to like this?
What kind of intestinal
systems do you have?
Like, if any normal person
ate something like that,
they'd be barfing!
There's be stuff coming out of every or--
Like, every, okay.
We don't even want to
go in that direction.
We don't want to talk about it.
But oh my goodness.
- Wooooo
- [Pear] Yeah, woooooo!
Yeah, it's a tentacle!
You're going to eat it!
Whole! He did it! You ate it! Wow!
(laughing)
He didn't like it.
Wow! You like that? Eat it!
Oh, he learned his lesson the first time.
He didn't, you ate the tentacle whole.
He's like, "uh-uh." I'm not
eating a fish, whole, raw.
Not doing that. Alright.
You like raw meat don't ya?
Put it in your mouth dude.
Nope, he doesn't want
it. Come on! Come on!
You're not going to be a
part of the clean plate club!
You're not going to get the award.
You know what the award is?
Another tentacle!
Alright, let's make a
raw beef and fish smoothie.
How 'bout that action?
Put that carrot in there too.
Slap it all in!
Good to gooooo!
Yeah! Oh that looks so delicious!
Mmmmmm, mmmm ... Good!
Alright, here we go.
Beef, tentacle and
carrot drink. How is it?
- Ehhhh!
(laughing)
- [Pear] Here have some more!
No?
- Ehhh!
(laughing)
I like that it takes,
like, five seconds for him
to figure it out that
it doesn't taste good.
Most people would just take
a tiny sip and be like,
"Oh, gross!"
But not this guy, he's like,
"Oh, let me just let it
swirl it around in my mouth a little bit!"
We need tentacles.
See? He likes it.
Oh, no, okay maybe he doesn't
like tentacles either, raw.
You like the Dragonball
thing? Whatever that is?
Yep, I think he likes it.
Yeah, oh he really liked that one. Geez!
Alright, raw meat. Oh,
you'll eat the raw meat.
What do you think?
- Hmmmm.
- [Pear] He loves it.
You'll eat anything! Wow!
You don't even have to cook anything.
You just put it directly
in this guys mouth.
That's what happens when
you're an abominable snowman.
Here comes the airplane!
(airplane sound)
Right into your mouth.
Come on! Eat it! Stop being
a brat! Have some tentacle!
(laughing)
Okay, how come I can't
trick you with the raw meat,
but I can trick you--
You'll eat a raw tentacle.
Without even, with no delay.
No delays whatsoever. You'll
just stick it in your mouth.
But not the raw beef. Why are you barfing?
That was, I think that was a potato!
No, you don't want the raw fish?
Come on.
Oh, ahhhhh!
- Ahhhh!
- Ahhhh!
Sounds like you're singing.
Oh jeez. (laughing)
Yep you didn't even like it cooked.
You don't even want it cooked?
Okay let's make you some more food here.
As long as my pear
friends don't get killed.
There we go.
We're just going to
make another drink here.
Got some raw beef, we got
some fish and, you know,
some shrimp!
It's a surf and turf drink!
That's what it is.
I just came up with a new drink.
Surf and turf!
How's the surf and turf? How's it taste?
You like it?
Oh, I thought she was going to barf.
No? She wants more.
It's weird!
It's weird what you like, and don't like.
How come you don't like the tentacles?
There we go! Now we're cooking!
Now we're cooking all
tentacles, all the time!
(laughing)
Now we're having fun.
Okay, deep fry that. Very nice.
Okay, put those in there.
Alright. Now we've all,
okay we've deep fried
all of the tentacles.
Put a little hot sauce in
there, of course, jeez!
Where would you be in life
without a little hot sauce?
Oh, you know that looks good.
How 'bout some more hot
sauce, you want some of that?
You know you do.
That's definitely not enough,
better put some more on there.
Yeah, you want that too. A lot of mustard.
Got to have mustard.
What, don't make that face!
You know you're going to love this!
It's going to be so good!
And of course top it off
with some more hot sauce!
You love it!
Oh, yeah, I like this.
Eat it! How does it taste?
Everyone's waiting.
- Ahhhh!
(laughing)
- [Pear] Have another.
Yep, you're going to
eat every one of these.
(laughing)
A little soy sauce for you as well.
Oh, yeah, oh wait, it changes color.
Hold on. (laughing)
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yep, there you go.
Let's put a little soy
sauce on this one too.
Wow! Do you think that's enough?
Oh, you like that?
- Eh!
(laughing)
- [Pear] A little ketchup!
Don't give me that face!
This is going to be the
best one of all time.
How come the other ones we're
changing color like this?
Maybe I wasn't putting enough on there.
There we go.
How was it? Come on!
(chewing sounds)
What?
(disgust sound)
(laughing)
Alright, that's it, I'm done.
Alright guys, thanks for
watching. This was extreme.
Almighty extreme.
Until next time, peace out!
(video game sounds)
