*High Five* Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye,
and welcome back to Uncharted 4
We're about to break in to this place. Sully is
inside, and
Sam's here. I love you Sam,
you're the best brother ever
Even though -
not really,
cause you're roping me into all this shit
when I wanted to leave
... THIS is a nice house!
This looks like the place I was playing in "Hitman"
But I'm gonna break into this one.. A LOT sneakier
Fuckin' Nuts - Shut up Phone!
Christ...
Of course with Sullivan, He is my Bro!
I mean, you're my REAL bro..
But Sullivan was..
more of a brother to me than you ever were, cause
you know, I thought you were dead and all
What-ah-mean HEY!
Water under the bridge, right?
It's time to-
It's time to get that bond back.
I see something down here?
Thought I saw something- Ooo, Grass~
Can I sneak through this?!
This is the best grass ever
AHA!
If we had a grappling hook.
OOOOOooh!! hoo hoo hoo!~
GRAPPLING HOOK!!!!
Okay, just... HUAH!
Hehehehe
No! I can do this myself!
You fucking a'th'-hole~
Did I really miss?
You made me miss, Game!
Perfect~
Hehehehe
Yeah! I did it!
Can you do it?
Shut up!
You do it then if you're so fucking good
come on!
you just going to sit there-
Actually, stand there, whatever.
I'm cool, shut up.
Did you do it?
Ah mah- You didn't have to throw the rope though. You just jumped.
up here
I think...
I need the rope again!
Did you bring it?..
Did you bring the rope?
 
He has the rope
okay
You do it then.
Do I hafta?- okay, I'll go over here.
Oh, that's cool~
He actually crawls over the back of 'em
That's it, Pat Pat on the back~
Ok- that's pretty impressive
I'll give ya that, mine-
Mine was a bit shitty
Can I-
Climb to th-
Can I climb-
Ooooh, okay
Aaaagrh!
God almighty! Don't do that to me...
Why did I need the rope?!
oh, I guess I did need the rope. Huugrh!
YEAAH! oh...
Fucking wall scale- no-
I can jump now but I'm not going to jump
I want to run all the way across!
I wonder how possible that even is in real life.
Can you actually do that?
Good God, I spidermaned that shit to me.
Did you see that?
It just like- sucked into my pocket.
Yeah, but I mentioned in the last episode
that I would leave- uh-
these episodes a bit shorter
Like an hour
Because, I only did the first episode
SO long-... ta.. get past the intro.
I dunno what you're sayin'
You're speakin' a lot of Spanish
*Jack attempts "Spanish"*
Tradi Dorae (Jack copies the Spanish men)
I don't know what ANY of that meant.
Sam, Do you speak Spanard?
Can yo- Can you tell me what they said?
Yep, all in a days work.
I don't know about that man
Every time we tend to "pull stuff off"
It goes terribly
Ooooh
Like what?
Aaaagh! I didn't get a chance to talk to him. He ran away already.
God-damn-it
Can I talk to him now?
aw man, there was a dialogue option.
Ooh, Bird-ers
Hello!
It's fucking gorgeous
I'd love to visit a place like this
Like an Italian-
place along the-
along the-
sea
along the coast
are we good?
Okay, down we go.
Where are the maintenance workers?
We're just here to - uh
fix stuff
am I going out here?
Aha!
fucking clever
Physics Bitch!
ok, now run this way.
oh yes
OH YES
*accented* SPEEDERMAN!!
YEAAAAH!!
That was Awesome
Whoo-hoo!
you okay Sam?
you got this?
AW, He's dead I'm all alone!! eh-heh
he's not dead
You're just older
You guys just have bad knees now
Yes?
Was kinda light on my camera
We didn't have iPhones back then, Sam.
Did you take any pictures of your- Prison.
Y- no! Didn't think so.
Lets save th-
fuckin-
bonding memories for another time.
ah "precarious" "promising" same thing.
OH! "Nathan Break" strikes again
here we fucking go
can- can ya keep going?
there you go
Does that mean you're "Sam Break"?
Actually no, I think everything's fine around you.
It's just Nathan that seams to break shit.
After this is all done, I'm ma rent a house here.
I'm-a-get-a-villa
And we're gonna-
we're gonna live out our days here.
and it's gonna be nice
Sam, where do we go?
There's a thingy up there
Do you have the rope?
Throw Sam!
Damn-it!
he's good
I mean-
D- uh-
Nate is normally the cocky one
and now- uh- Sam is like the Great Equalizer
But he's pretty damn cool
He's like every big brother
Ye just-
all little brothers want to be like them
Except Nate is uh-
a lot more together than Sam is
s- he have a wife
and a house
THAT WE LEFT!!
To go do this shit
drinking beer
oh, let's see it, let's see it, do we look good?
Do we look good? Do we look like James Bond?
Oo, Boys
Dudes, nice tuxes.
Woulda gone for a bit of blue, myself
W-a-bl-abi- a bit of a blue, maybe a grey suit.
Victor?
Sully, Bro!
BOY-YO
It's been to long Boy-yo
Whaaa?
it's my dick
RAFE
aha
yes
Excuse me, gentlemen...
(Do you want) appetizers?
The hell is "anti-pasti"?
Bye!
Hi~ How are you?~ hehehe
"Hinky"?
Break!!
Got it. okay.
My. GOD this looks nice.
I'm sorry
'going vegan' heh.
Ahmm, I'm gonna meet you guys there.
I'm going out to get some fresh air.
*long inhale*
*pleasant exhale*
take in that lovely Italian atmosphere
Hello Sam
Why are you out here?
It's gonna get hairy, like a baby bear.
Where's Sully gone?
Hello Victor
um, don't mind us.
We're part of the Welcoming Committee
cya later
pf- But the way he looked at the waitress!
Hi
How are you? he ha ha ha
The voice acting is AWESOME
Ah- Sam move. Thanks.
Don't wa- Don't want ta ruin my suit now, do I? no.
suits you sir
Ooh, what do we have here?
blah-blah-blah
ok, this is a boring
it's literally just a- page- of stuff that they're going to sell
I don't need that!
I just need a cross
You got it, Sullers.
sfff- I like the lights!
Nice an' blue and red~
that is a nice ice-sculpture
Su-Sully, I wanna lick it!
Can I lick the scul- Sully!
Can I lick the sculpture?
or at least pee on it
and cut it in half
That'd be s- fun
okay i'm coming
you guys don't wanna have fun
steal the cross they set
don't pee in the ice sculpture they said
lame
actually no we're in Italy
he wouldn't speak spanish
what am I talking about
you said sam was the best pickpocket
why do I have to do it
i'm looking at his buttcheek
oh god this thing is getting narrower
AH COME BACK
shut up sam
we got it (x6)
got it
oh nice buttcheek
do you do squats bro
nicee..
dude that was not subtle
he totally felt that
you totally grazed that dude's asscheek
when you pulled that out didn't ya
can't blame ya
that was a nice butt
Candy corn!
Earpieces. I get it
Just looks like candy corn
Peace out homie
And nobody suspected-d-d-d a thing
What's going on
Nadine
Dude she's buff as fuck
Of course Sully drinks Scotch on the rocks
If I had to bet good money on what he'd drink
OO Shoreline
Shoreline was the company at the start of the game
With their boats!
Was attacking me
What's written on the board
Catering!
Good evening!
What are you doing?
Stay where you are!
Scram!
Oh! Sorry.
Good night!!!!
