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some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the "worst times we messed up our words".
I'm Doopie, and today I'll be your narrator.
10 - ShadyQuilava Melissa
One time when Melissa was nine, she went camping
with her family in close family friends, and after they finished making the tents, they decided to take a walk
through the forest. When they got back, there were two raccoons in a friend's tent. It took about an hour to get
the two raccoons out. At the end, Melissa tried to tell a joke, but instead of saying "that was pretty intense
(inTENTS)', she said 'that was some great INCEST". Almost everybody laughed, but her mom told her that
once they got back home, she was grounded. However, Melissa's mom forgot to ground her.
9 - Karmic_Backlash Pringle
About three to four years ago, Pringle had a minor
speaking problem. He would sometimes say words out of order and swap syllables.
His worst slip-up was when he was talking to a friend about his Pokemon while at McDonalds. What Pringle
meant to say was "All I want is a game based in South America". What came out was "All Iawnt's a bame gased
in South Erica". His friend knew about his speech problem and asked him to repeat it. The second time, it
came out as "Allawnt's abame gased in Southerica!". Pringle got flustered because that was basically
gibberish. The last time for him and his friends just sat silently with their food, he said "Allawants ablame gasien
Socerica!!" (Calm down!) Pringle was about to say it one more time, but his friends stopped him and to breathe
and think.
8 - amegafuru Dolan
When Dolan first started working for Starbucks, he was
very nervous. The job was fast-paced and there were a lot of pressures being put on him to perform well. Upon
being put on drive-thru for the first time, he had a new manager who didn't quite understand the whole idea of
not having control over how fast the customer places an order. While Dolan stood there nervously, the manager
began clapping at him to hurry, so, stumbling over his words, instead of saying "Hi, thank you for choosing
Starbucks. How may I help you?", Dolan said "Hi, thank you for choosing Starbucks, HOW MAY I FEEL YOU
TODAY?'". Embarrassed, he asked the customer to drive around and he (?) her order. Needless to say, Dolan's
manager stopped clapping at people in drive-thru after that.
7 - Happy_Face90 Grgak
While in eighth grade, Grgak was tasked with reading
tongue twisters to a preschool class. When he got to the classic, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he
accidentally ended up saying "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled PENIS", but immediately caught himself and
said "peppers". To everyone else, it sounded like he just said Peter Piper picked a peck of penis peppers. A
teacher nudged him after the mistake, and Grgak froze, realizing what just happened. Then, without saying a
word, he gave the book to the teacher and walked out speechless and embarrassed.
6 - DiamondKazumiRis3 Tolop
Tolop was in his first grade reading class and was trying
to read what the teacher ordered him to read. It said the "clock tells time, the car fell in the ditch". Well, the funny
thing was is that he didn't know what the fuck he was reading that week, plus he never studied. Tolop replied:
"Aaaaayyyaaumm... uhh... Oh! The COCK tells time the car is a BITCH". The teacher looked at him, and then
back to her book, then at him again, and told him to get out.
5 - Doomagedon Spinalpalm
Once, Spinalpalm was waiting for his girlfriend to arrive
so they could go out on a date. He was trying to think of a pick-up line to make himself feel confident. He decided
to pick "Hey, did you fall from Heaven? Because you look like an angel." (Used way to often, don't say it) However
when the time came around and she arrived, Spinalpalm said "Hey, are you an angel? Because you look like you
fell from Heaven". Not only did he mess up the line, but he also said she looked like she fell from the sky. (Ow.)
But, two years later, they're still together.
4 - SrMichaelBucket Emojie
Or is it Sir Michael Bucket? You tell me.
When Emojie was in middle school, he liked to use substitute words for curse words, such as fudge for
fuck and rear end for end for ass. During his eight year, he were sitting in drama class and everyone was being
silly. One kid, a friend of his started hopping around in some form of improv and Emojie meant to say
comically, "Sit your stupid rear end down", but instead he said "Sit your stupid ASS down". Lucky for him, the
classroom went quiet right when Emojie cursed. The drama teacher pulled him aside and gave him a choice.
Either write an essay or take the pink slip to the front office. Like a moron, Emojie tepmted fate and attempted
to say "Fudge, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say that." The sentences that slipped out were "Fuck, I'm so- oh my god.
Kill me'. He ended up writing an essay AND taking a slip to the office.
3- skyboy3004 MkyleM
This one time MkyleM was in class where they were
learning about sea animals. The teacher called out for him to read a passage about an octopus and how it uses
its tentacles. Around halfway into the passage, instead of saying the word "tentacles", MkyleM ended up saying
"An octopus can use its TESTICLES to help squeeze into small spaces". Oh, god, this is bringing back
traumatising memories for me. Ever since that, day his teacher never called for him to read anything in class.
2 - Mote-of-Lobross Andiemations
Andiemations was about 13 when her, her dad, his at the
time girlfriend, and her daughter were driving around trying to decide where to eat one night. They passed a
Fuddruckers that just recently opened, and Andiemations said 'Why don't we try RuddFUCKERS?".
She quickly went on the defensive as it came out that way completely by accident. Her dad, however didn't
believe her and she was grounded for a week.
1 - Doopie
So I mess up my words a LOT. It's kind of a very
common thing that I do that everyone knows I do. I do it on streams, I do it in real life, I just, I'm a very clumsy
person with my mouth. So, that's my biggest talent and I like to pride myself in it as I have more than enough
interesting stories to talk about, but i will tell you the one time that always comes back to me that makes me just
cringe aside, from accidentally saying testicles in class, but this time, I was 15 and I had a boyfriend. We just
recently started hanging out and talking to each other, which was hard for me because I was already shy and I
wanted to show him this song that I like which is a really dumb song I don't know why I liked it, but, hey, I was 15,
so whatever. The song is called Date Rape by Subline, which already tell you there that the song is just fuckin'
(sounds of discomfort and kwardness) but I wanted to show off how much of this song I knew. I can sing, I
know the lyrics to the song, listen to me boyfriend and i will show you. Umm... yeah I fucked up and if there's a
specific line that says if it wasn't for date rape, I never get laid, and I proudly screamed if it wasn't for date rape,
I'd never get paid. I immediately knew that you questioning me, my morals, my sanity... But that's okay,
because we didn't last very long anyway. Huge thanks for the folks on Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting
their stories. We have another question for you: what's the weirdest thing you ever been asked to do? Let us
know in the Reddit page link below, and you might be featured in a future countdown. Thank you so much for
watching and I'll see you soon.
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(Beep). While in eighth grade, Grgak there was tasked with, fuck. (Beep). While an eight grade, Grgak was
tasked, fuck me! (Beep). While in eighth grade, Grgak was tasked with, fuck! See? This is ironic.
