So first off, I'd like to just, uh, aggressively body roll...
but doing it kind of hurts after a while.
Smosh Summer Games!
Apocalypse!
*burps*
We are back, baby, with another Try Not To Laugh Challenge
but this one is Apocalypse Smosh Summer Games themed
We're gonna have all of Mushroom Clout here trying to make all of ToxiciTea laugh individually, gauntlet style
and there's nothing at stake but we're doing it anyway.
*woahs and oohs*
I'm hungry for steak now.
Let's get you some steak!
Alright, we're going to take five. We're going to get Courtney some STEAK!
And if you haven't done it yet, be sure to hit that notification bell, punch it right in it's notification mouth
My dad works at a Kraft food factory
and him and a couple coworkers just joined a cover band
It's called, uh, Fleetwood Mac and Cheese.
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
God damn, Mari
It went in my nose
You guys know Dave Grohl?
mmhmm.
He unfortunately just passed away from choking.
He ate a fruit cup.
He had a "grave Dole".
Get the f*** out!
Ohh
I, uhh...
I just recently saw BTS at a UPS
but, uh, I was at the wrong place. I needed to go to FedEx Kinko's
God!
[Wes] Oh, look! It went.
It came out of his mouth right there.
It came out!
[Shayne] Oh, he's got another! He's got another!
The latest Super Smash Bros just added a new feature
where now you can work out with your favorite characters.
They added added such things as the Falcon Crunch,
the Kirby Burpees,
and, of course, not having enough money to purchase a Switch.
Good.
That was great.
That was a really good stand-up set
[Joven] Yeah, that was a strong stand up
"That was a grave Dole"
Holy s***.
*western music*
The year was forty-ought-six.
I was eating Dutch fries because France hadn't been invented yet.
Suddenly, there she was.
Gertrude Hillanoma
She had an ass like a cotton gin still.
This was back before you millennials invented deodorant.
All I had was kaiser's underarm powder and my wits
Sure, we got to talkin'.
We got to talkin' good.
She was layin' down in the first tubes of the interwebs
I wanted to slide into those DM's but back then, DM's stood for diphtheria medications.
Sure enough, when I sidled up next to her,
I could smell that musk. You know what that musk is.
Horse radish and ox piss. It was delightful.
That's how I knew she worked on a Farm.
Not just any farm, but Uncle Sam's Good-Old-Fashioned Sausage Municipal Farm.
That's where the best municipal sausage came from.
You've probably never had a real, honest-to-goodness municipal sausage, have you, son?
No. You haven't!
You have this "Beyond"  meat sausage that the vegans invented.
Time!
So good!
He's a tough nut to crack!
Oh my God,
[Ian] Diphtheria medication.
Did you come up with that on your own?
[Shayne] Diphtheria medication?
That's a real thing, I think.
Welcome back to the Briwood Elementary School talent show!
Next up is Jessie!
Ughhhh
*groaning*
My name's Jessie and honestly, I have, like, really sick moves and I am a f****** music prodi-di-gy
So get your f****** brains ready.
I'd also like to thank my polyamorous family for being here
Mommy Mari and my daddies. I love them, I love you!
Support, support.
Let me get those tunes ready, hold on.
MOOOM!
I'm doing it!
MOM!
OK, one sec.
One sec.
Okay.
Here we go
Shakira is my idol, so first off, I'd like to just aggressively body roll.
She tells you just maintain contact
with everybody.
But doing it kind of hurts after a while.
Come here baby just a little...
Okay
Next up
Um, I just, okay,  uh, so uh, next up I'd like to introduce my best friend Sheryl.
We play the music in a very interesting, experimental way.
Shes f****** awesome, yeah!
Here we go. Sheryl!
Sheryl, you ready?
Let's go. Ready,
One, two
One, two, three, go!
Time!
I wanted 90 minutes of that.
Did I do everybody?
You did!
[Courtney] Yeah, girl!
Yeah! Woo hoo!
I'm stoked. Thanks so much for spitting out the water!
No problem. Thanks for calling me a daddy of five
I think if Keith comes out and does...
What's - What's the character?
Bobby from the Block
F***!
If Keith does that, I will not laugh.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Friday night, and you know what that means.
The Giggle Pit has become the Poetry Home-etry
Starting off the night, we got a little guy named Bobby from the Block
Show him some snaps!
Can I get some mother-f****** snaps goin', please?
Thank you.
I need some bongos!
Bongos!
This is some bull.
Alright, so here we go.
My mom died when I was nine.
Nah, that b**** still alive
but she grounded me at nine
so she dead to me
My dad had me at ten
Where do I begin?
But now he's in the pen
Liftin' weights and s***
Gettin' ripped and s***
Gettin' big and s***
Droppin' the soap and s***
Takin' the d**** and s***
My sister is only two
changin' her doo-doo diapers
She use guns already
AK's and some snipers
Grandma was a slave
still rockin them chains
Gettin whipped every day, but she was into that s***
Look at my family, yeah, I made it through
Come on, get me wet!
Did that work?
Yup. Got them (?)
Oh my God
You even called it and didn't expect it.
I will say, Keith, that was my favorite Bobby from the Block.
I did that for you.
Man, that got rough.
I felt bad for Bobby.
*Ding*
[In bad Swedish(?) accent]:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's me. The prince of deals
And do I  have a good special for you to buy today.
New, from the makers of blue and from the makers of yellow
We finally have
grey.
How many times has this happened to you?
You wear this and you say, "oh, now I'm the ass."
It's a good pun. You should giggle at that one.
That one's for you, chipper.
But I got something else for you, too.
Don't worry.
I can protect you from whatever, Mom.
Be right back!
[No accent]:
You guys don't know this, but I'm an expert impressionist.
So, since we can't say things that are copy-written and songs that exist,
This is my impression of a man who watched Jack Black once and doesn't know his songs, but he's, like, he's close.
He's real close.
And the bones are made of stone
And the stone man said as he ran around
His stones are made of bones
Ho-oh
Next up, Wes did a Donald Duck recently, so I'm gonna show you mine.
*gravely duck noises*
[Gravely]:
Nice to meet you
My name is Donald
[Normal]:
DUCK!
And you are my favorite pizza place
[Joven] It sounds like a nightmare
[Damien] And his stones are made of bones
*no sound*
And the stones are made of bees
And Kyle's here too
Cuz this is Jack Black
Wait, where did my nunchucks go?
Time!
Damn it, Shayne!
AHHHHH!
Oh, and Mari?
You know what that means.
You're the new prince of deals.
You've got a small head.
I got lucky, Damien didn't go into Randall.
Oh, I'm saving him. I'm giving him a little bit of a break. And then when you least expect Randall
oh, he'll be there.
Did you say yes?
[Damien] Oh, (?) was he
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, it's fizzy water. It just went, like, right up my nose.
[Ryan Todd] Alright, break
[Shayne] Give us fifteen minutes, Courtney
[Courtney in a deep growl] Yah yuhn duh dun dun
Oh! Empty.
Hey!
Apocalypse, huh?
Gotta stay safe around here.
You know, let me introduce myself, man.
My name is Boneless...
Did you know that that's my favorite blush?
It's my favorite because it's mine.
And it was in me
Oh! Lost another one.
Oh.
They come and they go, you know.
You ever wonder about the Apocalypse, like if you open your mouth in the nuclear rain
will it taste like cinnamon?
Just straight, man!
Just spit straight!
I'm trying not to laugh
You gotta stay safe.
Did you know the apocalypse still has radio?
Let me cue it up.
I only have one normal hand but that's for safety.
Hold on!
You got us! You got us!
Yay!
And this has been Try Not To Laugh apocalypse edition.
We are doing Summer Games stuff all month long so if you don't wanna miss anything,
check out Smosh Pit, check out Smosh Games, subscribe to both channels,
and then you'll be a-okay to see all of our content!
Yeah!
Woo!
If you don't do those, you're not allowed to watch. Turn it off!
Turn it off if you don't hit the bell!
[Lasercorn] She'll come to your house!
[Damien] Well, I hope you guys enjoyed the Mushroom Clout edition of the Try Not To Laugh Gauntlet
If you want to see what ToxiciTea did last week click this video here
and to catch up on all the Summer Games competitions go here.
And be sure to check out Smosh.store to pick out your team shirt.
It's up to you, but I honestly think Mushroom Clout is way better.
