
Hindi: 
I don't understand people
sab log nahi, kuch log
Mera dost hai , bilkul nahi samajh mai ata hai
Kyunki woh jab bhi gussa ho jata hai
Normal galli nahi deta hai, quetions mai gallian deta hai
mai uske saath bike pe jaa raha tha
Samne ek banda tha
usne right indicator deke left turn le liya
mera dost ekdum pagal ho gaya
aur chillane laga
abey Kaisa chutiya hai
and I am like "Kaisa"
Matlab yeh Ghar se soch ke nikla tha
aaj sadak pe sab chutiye milne wale hain
Mai pata lagata hoon
ki yeh Kaisa hai
Seriously, I didn't know ki there are different types
Isko kya laga woh piche mudke bolega, Level 3 bro
 

English: 
I don't understand people
Not everyone, some people
I have friend ,I don't understand him at all
Because whenever he is angry
He abuses in questions
I was with him on his bike
There was guy infront of us
He put his right indicator and took a left turn
My friend lost it
and started shouting
what kind of Dumbfuck are you
and I am like "What kind"
"My friend came out of the house in the morning"
thinking everyone on the road is a dumbfuck
I will find out
what kind is he
Seriously, I didn't know that there are different types
What did he think, he will turn back and shout, Level 3 bro
 

English: 
India is a little bit Overpopulated, right
 
Yeah, a litle bit
But nobody is talking about it
I don't think people are happy about it either
I don't think people wake up in the morning and be like
"So many people"
we will be number 1 in a few years
Nobody is talking about why we are overpopulated
I've figured it out
I think Sexism is one of the main reason
becaus there is a guy near my house
he has 5 daughter..5
and his wife is preganant again
Because they need a male child
These people are Responsible
See I know this because, I have two older sisters
 
and I am the last child
I know exactly why I was born
I wasn't born because of sex
I was born because of Sexism

Hindi: 
India Mai Popuation thoda jyada nahi ho gaya
 
Thoda sa jyada
But koi baat hi nahi kar raha hai, nobody
I don't think people are happy about it either, i don't think koi subah khidki kholkar
"Ahh kitne log hai yaar"
Kuch saalon mai Number 1 pahunch jayenge
Nobody is talking about why we are overpopulated
I've figured it out
I think Sexism ek bahut bada reason hai
Kyunki mere ghar ke pass ek banda hai
uski paanch betiyan hai..panch
Uski biwi phir se  pregnant hai
Kyunki unko beta chahiye
These people are Responsible
See I know this because, I have two older sisters
 
and I am the last child
I know exactly why I was born
Mai pyaar ki wajah se paida nahi hua hoon
I was born because of Sexism

English: 
The Sexist statement my parents were making, I am the full stop to that
It could have been a paragraph
But thank god I was born in 3rd attempt
because I don't know how far my parents would have gone
You don't want to find out the hard way
I don't want to be that kid in class
who has 9 sisters
There is nothing wrong, but that would have been my identity
 
I would have worn Raakhi till here
But my problem is
I was born because of sexism
That's why now I have a soft corner for Sexism
I am not a sexist, Sexism is evil
But I owe my life
to sexism

Hindi: 
Mere parents jo Sexist statement bana rahe the, I am the full stop to that
Mai nahi hota toh Paragraph Ban jata
I am happy ki 3rd attempt mai beta ho gaya
because I don't know mere parents kahan tak jaate
You don't want to find out the hard way
I don't want to be that kid in class jiski 9 behne hain
There is nothing wrong, but that would have been my identity
 
Raakhi yahan tak bandhna padta
But mera problem yeh hai ki
Mai paida hua tha sexism ki wajah se
That's why now I have a soft corner for Sexism
I am not a sexist, Sexism is evil
But I owe my life
to sexism

Hindi: 
Without it, I wouldn't exist
That's why Thoda sa
Like every time, I try to be a Feminist
I hear voices in my head
Yeah, I think it's my ancestors
They are like "Remember Why you were born"
"Don't be ungrateful"
So I bring it down
I am like 80% feminist
83 ..alright 83%
Like thoda sa Sexism
Thoda sa means, I am against Dowry, Completely against it
Lekin agar ladki ka baap
Khushi khuhi Dega
Then I don't have a problem, Because if he is happy, I am also happy
But problem kya hai na, India mai log bahut jyada sexist hain
I have seen things
You guys wont even believe, Mai ek baar hospital mai tha
My Grandfather was in the hospital, Aise ghoomne nahi gaya tha
Ek bande ka beta hua tha

English: 
Without it, I wouldn't exist
That's why "little bit"
Like every time, I try to be a Feminist
I hear voices in my head
Yeah, I think it's my ancestors
They are like "Remember Why you were born"
"Don't be ungrateful"
So I bring it down
I am like 80% feminist
83 ..alright 83%
Like "little bit" Sexism
Little bit means, I am against Dowry, Completely against it
But if my father-in-law 
insists
Then I don't have a problem, Because if he is happy, I am also happy
But the problem is people in India are really really sexist
I have seen things
You guys wont even believe, I was in the hospital once
My Grandfather was in the hospital, I didn't go there 
Ek bande ka beta hua tha

English: 
Nurse uska beta leke bahar ayi
I am not kidding this is the first thing this guy did
This guy touched his kid's Penis
I was standing on the side
I am like "He was born 10 mins ago"
You can't even see it properly
Don't need this kind of love from parents
The worst part is I am assuming that he was the dad
 
I don't know some random guys
roaming in the hospital
Ohooo hmm, so much fun today
so many kids
 
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one seconds, that's tiwari's son
People are really crazy
My Parents are Sexist too
But they are not Mainstream sexist
Mainstream is " women should't wear jeans"

Hindi: 
Nurse uska beta leke bahar ayi
I am not kidding this is the first thing this guy did
This guy touched his kid's Penis
Mai side mai khada hoon
I am like 10 min pehle paida hua hai
Sahi se dikh bhi nahi raha hai
Maa baap se aisa pyaar nahi chaiye
The worst part is I am assuming ki woh uska baap tha
 
I don't know koi random banda
Hospital mai ghoom ghoom ke
Ohooo hmm, aaj toh maaja aa gaya
Kitne saare bache hain
 
Arey Tiwari ka beta Ek second
People are really crazy
My Parents are Sexist too
But they are not Mainstream sexist
Mainstream pata hai na ladkiyon ko jeans nahi pehna chaiye

English: 
They are not like that
They are little offbeat
I asked my mom, why did you want a boy child
My mom is like, Look son
when we pass away, you are our son
and when you do sraadh(Hindu Ritual), we will get food in heaven
I am like "Who think about food after death"
I haven't seen any ghost that steals food
My grandfather died 6 years ago
haven't seen sandwich missing from the fridge
Do you understand, I was born to conduct sraadh
I don't have any purpose in life now
No...only sraadh
Generally when a child is born, Parents have dreams
They are like my son will be a doctor or an engineer
My parents
They looked at me
my son will be a caterer for heaven

Hindi: 
Dowry chaiye, They are not like that
They are little offbeat
Miane mummy se poocha aapko beta kyun chaiye tha
My mom is like, Dekh beta
Jab hum log gujar jayenge aaur tu beta hai
Tu Sradh karega toh hume upar khana milega
I am like Marne ke baad khane ke baare mai kon sochta hai
Maine aaj tak aisa koi bhoot nahi dekha hai jo fridge se khana churake bhaag jaat hai
Mere dada 6 saal pehle tapke the
aaj tak ghar se gulab jamun gayab nahi hua hai
Do you understand, Mujhe sraadh karne ke liye paida kiya hai
Mere life mai ab koi aim nahi hai
No...Bas Sraadh hi sraadh karna hai
Generally ghar pe bacha paida hota hai Parents have dreams
They are like humara beta Doctor banega, engineer banega
My parents
They looked at me
Humara beta Swarg ka Swiggy Banega

English: 
I asked my dad, what kind of sexist are you guys
My dad is like Level 3 bro
I am 28 yers old
This year on January 1st, I quit drinking
Because of what happened on December 31st
I was drinking with my friends, Teached home at 3 AM
got down from cab and I realised I have to pee really bad
But my appartment is in  4th floor
and no lift
I am like I can't make it
There is a dark alley behind my appartment
Started peeing there
the problem is 10-15 seconds into my pee
heard some noises from the bushes
 
And this dog came out all drenched
And this dog started looking at me like "Seriously dude"

Hindi: 
I asked my dad, aap log Kaise sexist ho
My dad is like Level 3 bro
I am 28 yers old
This year on January 1st, I quit drinking
Because of what happened on December 31st
I was drinking with my friends, Mai raat ko 3 baje ghar pahuncha
Cab se utra and I realised I have to pee really bad
Thik hai, But mera appartment 4th floor pe hai
aur lift nahi hai
I am like I can't make it
Apparetment ke bagal mai andheri gali hai
Started peeing there
the problem is 10-15 seconds into my pee
Maine jhadi mai se kuch awaaj suna
 
Aur ek Kutta bheegta hua bahar nikla
And this dog started looking at me like "Seriously dude"

English: 
 
"I am already sleping in the gutter"
Can you leave me alone on New year
In my head I am thinking what was this dog doing for 15 seconds
He was completly drenched
 
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I was drunk, I was enjoying, I was swinging
that dog was wet from head to tail
He was drenched
Then after a while I understood, I stay in bangalore
And the weather is unpredictable there
for 5 seconds the dog would have been like 
yeah, it's probably raining
Nice
But warm water
is this Global warming 
It's acid rain

Hindi: 
 
"Mai already gutter ke andar so raha hoon"
Can you leave me alone, New year ke din
In my head I am thinking thik hai but tu 15 second tak kya kar raha tha
Poora bheeg gaya hai
 
I was drunk, I was enjoying, I was swinging
woh sar se lekar poonch tak bheeg gaya hai
He was drenched, Tapak raha tha
Then after a while I understood, kyunki mai bangalore mai rehta hoon
Aur wahan ka weather unpredictable hai
Usko 5 second tak lag raha hoga 
haan baarish ho raha hai
Sahi hai
But Garam Paani
Global warming ho gaya kya
It's acid rain

Hindi: 
Mai immediatley ghar bhag gaya
I will sleep it off, Tomorrow I won't even remember
But now I can't sleep because in  my head I am thinking
That dog is marked by me
Do you understand
No other dog will fuck that dog
I have ruined this dog's sex life
I came out of my room, roommate ko uthaya
I am like mera new year kharap ho gaya
He is like tera New Year Kharap ho gaya, can you think about the dog
That dog will never trust another human being again
I am like he is right
Mai bathroom mai gaya , bucket mai paani bhar
aur dheere se nikla bahar
Mai bahar nikla maine door kone mai kutte ko dekha
Kone mai, I think probably he was crying
Then I am trying to come up with a plan how do I approach him
I can't just show up like nothing happened

English: 
I ran away immediatley, I thouht
I will sleep it off, Tomorrow I won't even remember
But now I can't sleep because in  my head I am thinking
That dog is marked by me
Do you understand
No other dog will fuck that dog
I have ruined this dog's sex life
I came out of my room, woke up my roommate
I am like my new year is ruined
He is like your new year is ruined, can you think about the dog
That dog will never trust another human being again
I am like he is right
I went to the bathroom , filled a bucket with water
and went out 
I saw this dog in one corner
in one corner, I think probably he was crying
Then I am trying to come up with a plan how do I approach him
I can't just show up like nothing happened

English: 
he remembers, what happened 5 mins ago
 
and secondly that dog will not trust me with Liquids anymore
I went closer and threw the water
and turned back to run
I saw that dog standing behind me
I threw water on a different dog
Both the dogs came to me and look at me like" What's your problem man"
You gave me biscuits 2 days go, do you want money, what's wrong with you
Now whenever I get out of the house 
Random dogs stare at me
I think the story has reached everyone
this guy from appartment 404

Hindi: 
Usko yaad hai, 5 min pehle kya hua tha
 
and secondly that dog will not trust me with Liquids anymore
Mai thod sa paas gaya aur paani phe diya
Aur jaise hi paani phek ke piche muda
woh kutta yahan khada tha
Doosre kutthe pe dal diya
Dono aake mujhe dekh rahe hain " Tera kya problem hai"
Do din pehle tune biscuit khilaya tha, Paise chiye kya, what's wrong with you
Now mai jab bhi ghar se bahar nikalta hoon
Random dogs stare at me
I think baat faail gayi hai
yeh jo 404 wala banda hai na

English: 
He feeds biscuits and pees on you

Hindi: 
yeh parley-g khilake moot deta hai, stay away from him
