Harder, Madam
Harder
Follow the order immediately
Haphazardly
Dress up as God, play the demon
Dress up as gentleman, But is a thief
They said that baby-monster is invulnerable
Is your thing is useful?
This is called the Nine Golden Ring
Whenever a monster is close, It can tremble
Then it emits a thousand streaks of golden light
So that the monster has nowhere to hide And would have been burned to ashes
That's what I'm talking about
Have you ever seen a baby-monster before?
Hmmh
If the poor monk like me meet it,
I will beat it to reveal it's original shape 
I don't let it go
It is said that, although the baby-monster is called baby-eater
It is not really cannibalism
It's about possessing the baby and feeding on the baby energy
At first glance, the baby possessed by a baby-monster looks just like any other humans
But
Then will turn black
And the whole body turns purple and swells
The humanity lose
And it feels like you're being driven
More terrifying is
If it opens its mouth, it will exhale black air
Like this
Wah...
The baby was born!
Congratulations, Madame
Great!
Congratulations, Sir
Madame gave birth to a big fat boy
The three great things in life,
Success at young age, get married again at middle age, and having a baby at old age
You got it all
Good!
Breeze is still, waves are quiet
I've got the reward
That's my boy
Your name is Jin Buhuan
What's with the noise of your stick?
The Golden Ring rings without wind
It's a bad omen
Light the lamps! quickly
Don't fall on my son
Demon!!
Run faster than me
Master, help
There is a demon!
Where there's a life, there's a hope
Father
Ladies and gentlemen
500 years ago,
Sun Wukong is the king in Huanguo Mountain
He crossed the mountains and the sea
Came to Fangcun Mountain
Worship the Master Bodhi(Bodhisattva) as a teacher
Unexpectedly, it led to a period of eternal love
Under Master Bodhi's teaching
There's a female disciple
I don't know anymore, I only know her last name is Bai
I thought you didn't know her name
So much nonsense
The two of them study together during the day
At night, they shared a bed together
You call me brother, I call you sister
Damn
Very sweet
As saying goes,
Good flowers don't bloom often, and good time doesn't last forever
The ones who are in love, but someone came to take apart
Master Bodhi knew what they were thinking
With a wave of the dust 
He expelled Xiaobai from the school
Master Bodhi is also in charge of the in-law
Who'd have thought that Sun Wukong would be infatuated?
Sun Wukong secretly followed Xiaobai in a somersault cloud
Xiaobai was touched
The two returned to Huanguo Mountain together
Worship the heaven and earth and enter the bridal Chamber
Gave birth to a monkey
Who would have thought that Master Bodhi would be unhappy
He told this to heaven
Heaven sent 100 000 soldiers and generals to capture Sun Wukong
What is the relationship between Master Bodhi and Heaven?
Well, this...
Those 100 000 heavenly soldiers have surrounded Huanguo Mountain
One of the leaders is the king of Totus, Li Jing
Li Jing threw his magic weapon, the demon suppressing Tower
Put Xiaobai into the tower
why do you always beat weak women?
Sun Wukong and the heavenly soldiers fought for three days and three nights
It's a good fight
Sun and moon
Good
Thank you
Thank you everyone
Let go back to our story
Sun Wukong finally rescued Xiaobai
But he never thought he'd be seriously injured that forget about Xiaobai
Xiaobai was furious and let the demons to heaven
It was the time of the Peach Banquet
The immortals have set up the banquet with 18 tables
There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed stag tail, roasted duck, roasted goose
Brother
Have you ever heard the phrase
A true gentleman playing chess without speaking?
Dare not
I heard you talking about it
I just express an opinion from the heart
I didn't expect it
I'm sorry if I interrupt your conversation
You know everything, then tell me
You are a great talker
When the upper lip meets the lower lip, it's a waterfall 3000 feet upstream
I myself don't dare to do that
You think I can't hear you?
You call me an invert
I have to make a tough day for this old man
I going to give you a lesson
A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fist
You called me a villain
Watch my sword
Look like a nerd, but you're a good fighter
A gentleman doesn't move gingerly
There must be a way to solve
Be polite
Call me unreasonable 
I'll show you what I can do
Brother 
It's glowing
Not bad
What else can you do?
Let me tell you something
Xiao Lie
Be ready
I know the words above
And geography below
Judge Yin and Yang 
life and death
To solve people problems, cure the disease
Today for the first time, to subdue evil spirits
I'll do face reading, fortune telling and take some odd jobs too
Please help me
My young master got a strange disease
Please use your magic to save my young master's life
The treasurer of the largest local Furong bank
What's it has to do with your family?
It's my shopkeeper's
This gold shopkeeper is so generous
This?
Not enough?
It's just the deposit
If you can save my young master, there're more than these
This is just the deposit?
When thing go wrong, there must be the demons
I'm better off first
To tell you the truth, I'm in a family emergency
I'm not good at it, but I can read your master's horoscope
Who is he?
I was with him
Who was with you?
I'm telling you
If you don't have any tool in your pocket, you can't do this job
The lord is weak, the officials are too aggressive
What does it mean?
This is the fate of dying early
Your young master must be killed
Hey
Studying is self-defeating
You're pain in the ass
Godness!
Please save my young master
Rest assured
It's something that no one can solve
Luckily, you meet us
Let me go
Who is two of us?
You dug yourself into a hole
Leave me out of it
Don't delay!
Let's go to your house and find out what's going on
