- I'm obsessed with weed, I love weed,
I love CBD, I love THC, I love it all.
- I know that now they're
just kind of putting weed
into like, every possible item they can.
- Maybe lipstick?
- That could be fun.
Could you imagine making out with someone
and just getting each
other high, back and forth?
- That'd be nice.
- Cheek products.
- Blush or some shit.
- Some nose products.
- I'll try it all.
- Okay, exotic green tea and Asian pear.
It's like, exfoliating?
- Oh, we're putting on a mask?
- It says help restore and balance.
It doesn't say balance what.
- So these don't get you high?
That's a shame.
- It smells good.
- Does it restore and
balance, like, my checkbook?
- Some benefits may include...
- Healthcare, dental, vision.
- I'm into anything that's like,
gonna make me feel more like a princess.
- Really soothing, yeah.
- I feel like I could eat it accidentally
and it'd be okay.
(piano music)
- Wow!
- Stop.
- I can see it!
- Oh, wow, you can--
- Wait, pose again! Holy shit.
(laughs)
- My face does feel
very relaxed right now.
- Mmm, that's probably it.
- Which is a common feeling
that I have when I use CBD oils.
- The skin feels good! It feels youthful.
- Your skin is just shining. Glowing!
- Thank you. I'm not pregnant.
- Perfume!
- It doesn't smell bad, what
do you think about the smell?
- Oh, I can taste that.
- Ugh!
(coughs)
- Mmm. My hand smells beautiful now.
- Press your neck against my neck
and take some off of my neck!
There you go.
(laughs)
- It does smell like,
surprisingly grandma-y.
- It kinda would make me
feel like I'm at home.
- Just smells like paint.
- I wonder if I can put
this in my mustache.
- I can like, see the
product on my lashes.
- This like--
- It does make em look bigger!
- Does it? Am I pretty?
- It's the clumpiest
mascara I've ever used.
- Yeah, this doesn't exactly feel great.
- I feel like I would
wear this on a daily basis
or at least multiple times a week.
I'm just going for it.
Ooh, it smells so nice!
- It's so shiny! I like it!
- This feels very strange
and sticky and weird
now that it's on my mouth.
- One thing I would
say about this, though,
is I'm getting it fucking everywhere.
- Did I do it right?
- This is what someone
who's the biggest fan
of Wicked would wear.
- Would you use it? On
a night on the town?
- No.
- I don't look good.
- I like crazy makeup that looks like
an alien would wear it.
- I think I feel more relaxed, maybe?
The moral of the story:
we need more weed in our lives.
- More weed in more things!
- Truly.
- Exactly!
- It's what the world needs.
- Weed sneakers, alright? Weed tofu.
Let's start the revolution.
(electronic music)
