*wapoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back
to Rrrrridle School 3!
I've no idea what the hell is going to happen in this one.
um...
I hope they get a lot more rambunxious, because right now it's just the case of
getting in, seeing the same characters and then getting out of school.
Nothing too crazy has happened so I'll see what this one is like.
If it's not too completely different then we'll see how we progress in the future ones.
I'm really glad people like these! It's kinda harkening back to the past;
harkening back to when people used to play these.
I've  no idea when this one came out but it's good! Let's play!
Is that an X-Men symbol?
"JonBro presents..."
The Riddle High School!
That's a very small school, at the side of the ocean?
*confused jack is confused*
Why is it at the ocean?
"A Newgrounds game..."
There's Coldy McColdson, there's Smiley and there's...
John(?)
I forget all their names already! I should remember them.
What's up, bro?
"Riddle School 3."
Okay, that was kinda anti-climatic.
I thought you were gonna like, pull out a parchment and it'd have like an Elder Scroll on it or something.
Here we go! Okay.
First and foremost - graphics.
MUCH nicer than before!
Nice one. World map. "You are here."
"World Map: 'You are here, not here.'"
"I don't even know how to comment on that." *laughs*
Okay, Mr Soggy.
"That's Mr Soggy."
"He is a generally lazy teacher who can be strict if he wants to be."
MOO!
"That 'moo' is the best thing about this classroom, besides the door to leave."
Ah, it's Zack!
"That's Zack. I don't know why, but he is always cold."
"He ran into the cafeteria while it was burning a few days ago,"
"and all of the flames were frozen solid."
"From what little I payed attention t... to during my science classes,"
"that shouldn't be possible."
I have a feeling that these dudes are all the X-Men!
This is like the prequel to X-Men!
A prequel like X-Men: First Class, these are all the guys and their superpowers,
"That's my friend, Phred. He lent me his whistle to escape school a while ago."
"It's too bad he lost his whistle recently, or I'd be out of here in a matter of seconds." Yes.
A smiling globe?
"A smiling globe... thing on the wall is not enough to make me happy."
It's not really smiling.
I mean, it kinda looks like it has a face on it.
"Peeling wallpaper. Someone must have mistaken the wall for a banana." *laughs*
"That's Miley. For some..." "That's Smiley."
That's Miley.
That's Miley Cyrus.
♪We can't stop!♪
"For some dumb, insane, unfathonable reason, she enjoys her classes."
"I've also noticed that she doesn't blink."
Good to know.
I've got a ruler!
Can I smack people on the a** with it?
There's chewing gum on the globe! I just kept smacking it.
"There's a rubber band back in the air vent."
"I would get it, but my fingers couldn't reach."
Okay.
Oh, "that's Mr Soggy". Yeah.
"Study for the test on Saturday"
"Who can tell me what is wrong with that sentence?"
"Study for the test on Saturday."
Nothing?
Oh, 'cos Saturday, school! *laughs*
Shouldn't have to be going to school on Saturday!
"I really doubt that swiping chalk from the teacher's blackboard will help me escape"
Aw, suddenly the feeling of chalk and blackboards against my nails!
It's driving me insane! I hate that feeling!
Aw, makes me want to grind my teeth! Okay.
Moving on, moving on, moving on!
"Mr Soggy doesn't let anyone out of the classroom or out of his sight."
Okay, so can I,
combine these?
Yes. I'll use this on him.
Use this on him.
Use this on that.
Use this on this!
Yeah!
Get that rubber band!
He doesn't allow you to leave the classroom
but he's fine with you doing this?
*rubber band catching skills intensify*
Nailed it! Nailed it!
Got it!
Now I don't know what to do.
At least I can still use the,
the ruler on the chewing gum.
There we go!
*piowng*
nnnnNNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Nice!
F**king knock-out!
Now he's blind!
"I'm blind!"
"I can't see!"
Run! Get out! Escape!
Go yes! He's not even gonna know what happened!
"That wasn't a very sharp idea. Actually, it was kind of blurry."
I'm so sick of your jokes.
 
"Everything I've ever learned in school I learned from looking at an EXIT sign."
"I can't go out this way even though the doors are unlocked."
"Whoever built this building accidentally made part of a brick wall on the other side of those doors."
Why?
There was a puddle on the floor. I forgot to check that, was that p**s?
There's actual cutscenes in here this time.
SHUT!
UP!
Okay...
"No ur a moose."
"How are you, Mr Read?"
"I'm feeling kind of depressed. I'm a librarian, and I can't even read."
"Well, I can read, but only big-print books."
"You see, my eyesight is like a stuffed monkey doll..."
"It's fuzzy."
"Zonic" *laughs*
"Zonic is awesome. Zonic is awesome, Zonic is awesome; no, Zonic is awesome."
"Zonic is awesome, Zonic is awesome." Stop reading!
Okay. Can I go back out...
"How to Read"
"Read this."
"This bok was wroted by George, age 5." *laughs*
"Face-On"
"Applied directly to the toenail."
(ew)
What? It's leet dollars.
"This message was payed for by KARSH"
What is happening right now?
"Poem Book, by Pinkee"
"Penny Poem:"
"Find five pennies, find them all!"
"Every penny's in the hall!"
That's beautiful. :')
(deserves the Patrick Kavanagh award)
"Riddle School 3 Secret:"
"Don't beat this game two times straight"
"or else you'll meet a certain fate."
Should I defeat it twice?
"Key:"
"Deep in the jungle, you will find a key;"
"guarded by creatures that watch the trees."
okay
"lol." Huh!
I'mma just leave and go back and get the glasses.
I was actually going to see if I could get them before I left.
There's goops on the ground. "Pennies in the hall."
Okay. Here you go.
You can't...
I can't give you these?
Here! What?!
I thought I could... ah! For some reason it didn't work before!
*Jackaboy a capellas some angelic music*
Sweet!
"Here's a free bookmark"
Radical. Right on, I f**king love bookmarks.
I said to myself "if I don't get a bookmark from this game, I'm going to storm out that door"
"and never come back again."
"That's a locker. Surprise, surprise! It's locked."
Are any of them open?
Probably not. Okay. "Pennies in the hall." Pennies in the halls is all.
The girls bathroom!
Okay, you just looked at me!
"Aqua Cola has only one ingredient."
Water? Heh.
Urinals. "It's a urinal. Not much else to say there."
"I can see myself in the mirror. Isn't that exciting?"
Sooo exciting.
"Those things behind me are called sinks. You use them to wash your hands."
Got the toilet roll.
"TOILET!!!"
Okay. Here we go.
We're doing, we're doing amazing things. We're gonna get out of this school!
ARE YOU WITH ME?
HURRAH!
This place is f**king massive though.
Aw man.
"People would be nice, if there was a single pencil is in entire, in this entire building!"
"I really doubt I'll be stapling anything before I escape the school."
"Tissues are the way to go if you need to sneeze all of your snot into something."
"I don't know for sure, but I bet half of these calculators are broken."
"Those are boxes labeled Scissors, Rulers, Pencils/Pens and Markers."
"That's misleading. Besides air, there's nothing inside any of those boxes."
"Yay textbooks... without any pages!"
I got a dime though!
"That dime is about a foot and a half out of my reach." So can I use this?
Can I use this?
Come on!
Trash can. "Wht kind of supply closet is this? There isn't even anything in the trash can!"
This better not be the case of having very, like, tiny...
(checks in-brain thesaurus)
... click-areas.
No?
Can I stand on this?
Ah man, now I have to use everything on everything. Aah, God!
That's gonna be annoying.
Red locker. "All the red lockers here are locked."
Okay. Oh wait, didn't go in the Teacher's Lounge.
SHUT UP PHONE!
(Phone: buggar you then ya green haired tw*t)
"Where'd YOU come from?"
"The hallway."
"SHOO!" *laughs*
Okay.  THESE are the riddles. "I fell asleep in class." "So?"
Aah... "My teacher said I need to coffee to wake me up."
"Which teacher did you just come from?" "Mr Soggy."
"Soggy is completely against coffee."
"I remember when he told us his story about coffee. He spilled ten full mugs of coffee on his clothes"
"in the first grade, and everybody teased him. They called him 'Coffee Sog' or something like that, and he hated it."
"He didn't like the way coffee tasted that much, either."
Good God, you guys are full of f**king stories.
"Considering that, he certainly wouldn't have told  you to come and get coffee to wake you up. Shoo!"
Good God, so what do I do?
"I'm from Chloro-Fill, too." (corrects self) "I want some Chloro-Fill, too."
"I don't have an extra $200 on me right now."
"I think I do. What... what do you want your Chloro-Fill in?"
Uuuuuummmmmmmm....
Coffee mug?
"Sorry, those coffee mugs are for coffee only."
Soda. "All right, I have 197 dollars, three quarters, two dimes and four pennies. That should be enough."
"Actually, that adds up to $197.99. You're two dollars and a penny short."
"I knew I shouldn't have bought those cheesy school pencils. Oh well."
"You probably shouldn't be in here anyway..."
WTF!
That's too many, that's too many outcomes for these bastards.
"This loker is covered with Newgrounds Angryfaic stickers."
"I wish I could say that it was my locker, but sadly, it isn't."
"My locker is a clean yellow locker that's upstairs."
I'm taking off my shoes, 'cos it's really f**kin' warm in here!
Okay. Oh, stretch it out. Stretch it out. Trying to f**king video-game b**ch.
Uh, I caught another penny.
Awesome.
Uh, uh, "The green locker is locked." I didn't click on that.
"Miss Count." Did she miscount her name?
"The door's locked and the ligths are out. Miss Count must be someplace else."
"There's a Newgrounds Poster on the wall. That's pretty much every pos..."
"That's pretty much the best poster I've ever seen in a school ever."
Okay.
"An egg on the wall? I'm just supposing the school ran out of decorations." *laughs*
"Maybe?"
"The message on the marquee is quite appetizing."
Macaroni. "Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni;"
"Put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get?"
M-Macaroni?
"That's Greg. He's been sleeping for eight years."
"My old middle high school teacher, Mrs Sleep, has been asleep for a few years as well."
"They must be relatives."
Or, maybe they're dead.
"What can I get for you?" Ooh!
"Are you Chubb's mom?"
"Yes, why?" *laughs*
"You're fatter than the sun."
"I can live with that." *laughs*
Um... chocolate pudding. "I think I've changed my mind."
"Sorry. Pudding costs a dollar. You don't have enough."
Damnit! Okay.
Penny? No, let's go up.
This is confusing! OH!
"Pudding. I need pudding." Oooooh, so it's chocolate pudding for him!
There's not pennies in here.
Penny! I have four cents. And I need a dollar.
"Leaping from window prohibited." "The school is very strict about nobody escaping through the window, obviously."
"Of course, I wouldn't be crazy enough to jump out the window even if I could."
"I think Mr Read made that poster. He's the librarian."
" 'Sweet' - Diz."
(huh?)
What? Heh. This is a weird, this is a weird version of um... Riddle School. It's very complex.
"It's a button-making machine. It's supposed to make buttons that say 'SCIENCE ROCKS' on them."
What is it making buttons of then?
"That message is false! 'H20 = bread-sticks.' H2O = Water. Bread-sticks = tasty." Heh.
"I have no clue what that is supposed to be a picture of."
"I think Pluto is no longer a planet because Chubb ate it." *laughs*
"There's a flask picture on the wall. Mrs Flask actually looks like a flask." She does!
*insert MLG wow guy here*
'Kay. "Is your button-making machine almost complete, Mrs Flask?" "Well..."
"I feel silly to admit it, but I can't turn it on. It needs a switch, or a button, to even work."
So I need a button to make a button.
"It doesn't have to be big. All I need is something slightly larger than a pistachio nut."
*insert obviously horrible penis joke here*
Okay...
Toilet paper?
Flask? Chewing gum? Okay.
Moving on!
Aaah...
"These all say 'Oh man, that's what the pandas said.'"
"Oh man, that's what the panda said."
what?
There's something in the locker - ah, I didn't read that!
"This is Richy! Let me out!"
"What's the combination?"
"I never can remember." Heh.
"I have it written down!" Give me the note then!
"It's in Mrs Oddverb's room."
"Tell her I need to get out of here."
Got it, bro! ;)
" 'TONGS.' Haha, blockhead. Michael Swain is a genius!"
*confusion grows to level 11/10*
I don't know what's going on, in this game! Sometimes it's weird!
"Why does the only clock in the whole building have to be on a poster?"
"B." Heh.
"Carrots ARE people too! They live, they die, they look orange. Or... something like that."
Now I've five cents!
Gettin' out of here in no time.
I f**king knew that yellow locker looked different!
(it's Old Man Smith, the owner of the amusement park!)
Now I have ten cents!
Yes! That's a Newgrounds thing. Nice!
"The door's locked and the lights are out. Mrs Oddverb must be somplace else."
Is she in the Teacher's Lounge? Okay, let's head back.
Shut up, Richy!
Should call ya "B**hy!" Oh, I didn't go to the auditorium!
"The auditorium is only unlocked during school performances. That won't happen anytime soon, though." Okay. Good.
Are you Mrs Odverb?
"Mrs Oddverb, about Richy."
"What about Richy?" Oh, you're Oddverb!
"Breadcrumbs and beaver spit", "he's stuck in his locker. His combination is in your class."
"Again? Do you think I should go to my classroom and look for the combination now?"
Yes.
*laughs* Just yes! Well okay then.
"I should probably leave, too." You're Mrs Count, right? Miss Count?
Alright. "The room's bright enough already. I don't think I need to turn on the lamp."
"I could have sworn the apple in the picture didn't have a bit in it a minute ago."
Steve Jobs came in and bit the apple!
"It's a red couch. I had one of these for breakfast with my dog this morning."
"I was laughing the last time I had coffee. If I remember correctly, our table caught fire."
"I was grounded for ten seconds after that happened."
Okay.
"I see a peeled banana in the microwave.There's really nothing more to say about that..."
It's just a peeled banana. Grrreat!
"Chloro-Fill for $200!" WHAT? Maybe I need to go to Miss Count and get more money.
(what in th absolute name of buggarey is this room?)
What is happening?
" 'Go bananas for algebra.' I can't call that my favourite poster ever."
" 'Monkey around' Okay..."
what the f**k?
"It's a stuffed monkey doll. They're one of a kind." Are they?
There's a s**t-ton of them around!
"Cool, a trash barrel! I want one of those."  Why would you?
"I hate monkeys." *laughs*
What the f**k then?
Why's your room full of monkeys.
You're a weirdo!
"There's even a monkey on the blackboard."
Okay, I got a keyboard key.
I don't know how that helps or what it helps.
We're goin' this way. Shut up!
Ah, yes. Yes.
"I found the combination to Richy's logger."
It's, Richy's LOCKER.
"Why the goat does it say "BLOBBLES?"
"That's Mrs Oddverb. Isn't that odd?" No.
"The letter green isn't as awesome as the colour six." *laughs*
"The stars in this poster spell 'MOO'." I thought that was a f**king window outside to space!
"Must be part of the Milky Way."
"Two bee or not to bee."
THAT is the poster.
That's clever!
"I'm already angreh!"
" 'Spelng Test.' I studid az moch az i cuold fuor that testt."
Said all there is in this room. Okay.
Time to get Richy out of this b**chy!
Oh my god.
Can I even spell "BLOBBLES?" Ooh...
This has t... oh, it's upside down.
That's clever. So...
8, B
7, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBLES.
That's really clever!
Wait, is that right?
Yes, you should be 3.
And you should be, a 0.
That's right.
C'mon, that' right!
Oh, it's not right.
Never mind.
"BLOBBLES" I cannot spell upside-down.
Yeah! *laughs*
I didn't spell it right at all!
Phil! Eggtree!
Here you go.
"Ah, the combination!"
"Thanks!"
Now I've 35 cents. "By the way, I'm collecting buttons."
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Cool?
What has that got to do with anything?
"If you find any buttons or badges of any kind lying around, show 'em to me!"
The other lady's doing the buttons thing.
Mrs Flask.
"It needs a switch, or a button, to even work." Okay so, how do I...
How do I make it work? I need a button!
Got - oooooooooooooh...
It needs A button! It needs the A button!
DEHRRR!
That's f**king clever!
Or I'm stupid. One or the other.
It's one of those two things.
"SCIENCE ROCKS!"
*insert Breaking Bad joke here*
Did that actually make a button?
May - did that actually make a rock?
Like a, a geology rock?
Likes a geology rocks?
It's a science rock?
This game is too clever for me.
'kay, here you go.
Here you go.
There you go. Finally.
"Heh, nice!"
He just stabbed himself with it.
"Here's my last quarter. Keep it."
Sixty cents!
I need a dollar for my pud-pud!
Okay, what's next? Janitor's closet.
Toilet roll.
"What do you want?"
Here you go. No?
My... "the bathroom sink is stuck."
"Nope. Not possible."
"Of all people, I would know if a sink was overflowing."
I can hear a plumbing problem from a mile away.
"Yeah, well, I gave up trying to clean the hallway."
"How can you get the hallways clean if germ-covered students cover them multiple times a day?"
"If I actually tried cleaning the halls, I'd never get done..."
"So I never plan to." Okay.
"Sorry, but I don't have any breadcrimbs, breadcrumbs and beaver spit with me."
I think I'll leave now.
what? what?
Can I not do anything? Oooh...
Coin!
Coi - how do get the coin? Do I have to make him leave?
"What do you want?" I WANT TO GET THE COIN!
I can't click on it unless he's out of the room though!
I'm not trying to cheat!
"And if you aren't, sorry for the inconvenience."
That's cool! That's a nice little easter egg!
Okay.
What - oooooooooooooooooh.
To the bathroom I go, to make a mess!
Hahaha! Toilet!
The toilet's stuck now! I can go back to him.
Yes. Go back to the dooder.
Janitor closet. "What do you want?"
"The bathroom is stuck." "Nope. Not possible."
WHAT?
I did the thing!
Maybe I have to put more s**t into it.
Stop f**king talking when I come past you!
C'mon!
Aw man, what do I do?
Okay...
Moving onwards. There's a room here that I can't get i-
Oh, the girl's bathroom.
Yeah, nevermind.
I know! I saw it already. Sorry, Jesus.
Use everything on everything.
"What can I do for you?"
Uhhh, chocolate pudding.
Yeah, I don't have enough.
Can I get the egg down?
Nooo.
*sighs*
Confusious say "Where do I go?"
I need to be able to get this.
Ah, I'm not trying to quit!
I hit the thing by accident.
Ooooh!
Flush the toilet!
NOW there's a problem in the toilet.
*laughs*
"Do I hear A TOILET CLOG?"
*Jack imitates stereotypical matredor guitar music*
Eduardo!
The janitor's stalling.
Haha! I get it!
Now I can go back and get the coin.
Please be enough for the pudding!
Eighty-five.
There's a bucket on the floor. I better not kick it.
Don't kick the bucket.
"Moppity mop, moppity mop."
Okay. So I went back to the library...
... and, okay. Le, let me see.
Let me see.
Library.
If you remember this book,
It said "find five pennies, find them all. Every penny's in the hall."
So I found all the pennies in the hall.
Then it said "Don't beat this game two times straight." Okay,
so I didn't beat it again yet.
Um, "Deep in the jungle, you will find a key. Guared by creatures who watch from trees."
So I think there's a key in Miss Count's room.
in the middle of all the monkeys
but I don't know how to move the monkeys.
Like, everytime I click on s**t it says the same stuff.
There's nothing different about any of them!
I don - I can't use this on them.
So I don't know what to do!
Take my money.
Take my money, slap her. Slap her with a bookmark.
I don't know!
Oooh.
Oh, I can search in these things!
MONEY!
Ninety cents?
"BLAH BLAH."
Where the f**k do I get the last one?
Come on, there must be another one!
Come on!
THIS IS CONFUSING!
Take my money! Take all my money!
I need the... *grunts*
GOD DAMNIT!
Did I miss a penny on the floor somewhere?
Let me just check. YES, Chubb.
I know you're hungry. I know you want pudding.
I'm trying my best, bud!
"I think, I think that tile got cracked when some kid dropped his drawing of an anvil on the floor." *laughs*
God f**k - oh yeah!
There's another one on top of the...
the supply closet
How do I get this one?
Can I, like, drag stuff?
Come on.
Anything want to work with anything?
NO?
UUGH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...
Oh, I could combine the ruler and the bookmark.
Yes! *tink*
Is that the last one?
Please be the last one!
YES!
I have a dollar!
Or 100 cents, as it likes to say.
Now let's go to the lunchroom!
Let's talk to her.
"Pudding?"
There we go!
That's enough!
(OMFG!)
Holy f**k!
That's not a chocolate pudding, that's a bucket of... pudding.
I got you bro, I got you bro.
*laughs*
nnnnnnnNNNNYAAAAGH!!!
*laughs*
He ate the f**king tin and all!
Oh, sweet Jesus!
RUN, INDY!!!
Did I break into the auditorium?
YEAH baby!
Who knew Chubb would make a good wrecking ball?
♪I am in like a Chubby ball!♪
'kay, I think that's it. I think I can just go in here now.
Office.
"Hello. This is Mrs Mooses. How can I help you?"
Give me all your money.
"I can see you are not needed here. Have a nice day."
*laughs*
"You're an insolent what?"
"Speak for yourself, kid."
"You're an insolent tub of lard." "5 appears to be asleep."
"Yes he is. What do you want me to do?"
Ah, "Wake him up."
"Huh, like that would do anything."
"I'm not going to wake him up just because you say so,"
"especially when there's no point in doing it."
"I an see you are not needed here. Have a nice day."
Uuuh, what do I need to tell you?
"I was sent here to see Mr Potato."
"Why would you be sent to the counselor?"
Uh, "I have a ruler with gum on it."
"Sez YOU," "I'm in trouble."
"I can see you are not need here. Have a nice day." Oh my god!
"Yeah, we've got the Clean Office Award..."
"... the Worst Award, Fattest Award, the Dull Award,"
"... the Ugliest Award, the Huh?!, the Dirtiest Award, the Naryosh Award."
Oh God!
"Why is my picture on the wall?"
"I couldn't find a picture of the counselor." *laughs*
Um, "here to see Mr Potato. I'm in trouble."
"Your trouble is not my trouble. Go away, you troublesome troublemaker."
*grunt*
What do I do?
"Sez you."
Ooh. Says "sez you" on the wall.
Uuuuuuummmm...
"5 appears to be asleep."
"Count."
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5."
"That was exciting. Can you leave now?"
What do I do?
"Bash my shoes against the ceiling for twenty minutes."
"I can see you are not need here. Have a nice day."
Uuumm...
"I need to see Mr Potato. I'm awesome."
"I fail to see that logic on, but go right on in."
F**k's sake!
I had to click that I'm awesome and that's how I got in?
Hello, Mr Potato!
He actually looks like a potato.
He's playing video-games.
key!
get the key!
Is that key speed?
Is that it?
He did not give two s**ts!
Do I get to leave now?
Do I get to leave the school?
Yes! Where's the exit?
Exit, please!
Exit!
OH, THANK GOD WE GOT OUT!
YES!
"Riddle High School."
It would've been faster to just stay in class and
finsh out the f**king day!
That took
FOR
EVER!
It's a nice day out though. :)
It's a nice day
to play my guitar underneath this tree.
*happiness*
You guys, have a nice day now.
I'm going home.
I drive?
Oooooh f**k yeah!
I look bada**!
I'm actually going to head down the coast!
Me!
Me and my thoughts.
We're gonna head down to the beach.
And see what's what. That's life.
That's it, people.
That's how we do!
The end!
"Stay tuned after the credits to see your time."
I don't want to see my time.
It's f**king pitiful!
What's my time, bro?
What's my time?
You gonna actually tell me?
"It took you this long to beat the game:"
"Thirty minutes."
"Thirty minutes and thirty-one seconds."
That brings shame upon my family. Huh.
Well that was weird because there was a lot of s**t all over the place
and this was much different than the other ones because the other ones were just like
"Oh, click on this thing" but now you had to combine and drag.
I liked it though!
I liked this one the most so far 'cos
not only were the visuals nicer,
as you'd expect as they go along,
but the mechanics are becoming more fleshed out
and the games are actually being longer.
They're not just like,
eight minutes long and then you're done so
I actually am looking forward to seeing
what the rest of the games have to offer.
I probably will play them all
'cos why the hell not?
But for now!
THANK you guys so much for watching this video.
If you LIKED it,
PUNCH that like button IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all around!
*wapoosh* *wapoosh*
But thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
I want chocolate pudding!
Did you see the size of that chocolate pudding?
Well, I don't want that size.
That one was like,
bigger than my head!
*mlum*
*laughs*
But I can't...
chocolate pudding doesn't agree with me.
Because it's soooooo much chocolate.
*and we end on a vomit sound*
