So we are back with our final part, it's been a long time coming well
Hey a good thing is that we're not going to be here next week. So at least there was an extra long episode
So we'll talk about that after this we will
horror show and extreme rules fuck
Really?
I thought this show was actually quite nice
I was I was shocked
Um, but anyway, um, let's go into
The matches themselves and we'll have a brief discussion about them
Okay new day versus schinsky nakamura and cesaro great match great ending done. Yep
Um, it was a tables match for the smackdown tag team champions shinsuke nakamura and cesaro won with the powerbomb to kingston
Oh my god, this is a great start
Yeah, I was so excited. I'm like yes
Yes right now maybe if they were in njpw and they went for the heavyweight tag team. You know what anyway?
Anyways, we have chinese vietnam claudio castanoli versus fucking taiichi and fucking zack saber jr
And my balls are empty anyway
And let's move on to the next match bailey and nikki cross. This match was very good. It was a very good match
Yes, it was paced nicely. They told a really good story
Once again, this is why bailey is like the best thing on the show right now. Yeah
Um, I thought there were the run-ins a little bit like it was a nice little tease
It was it was a lot better than the other women's match. That's for sure
100
um
But the ending was clear. It was a face plant by bailey to retain. Yep
It was a very good match very good match
This is why nikki cross is awesome. I spelt nicki in correctly, but we're going to be here
Anyways mvp and I I don't know why this even happened
So so is is mvp the united states champion now
no, or is apollo crews the so I mean like the fuck so mvp be
They just came out
They they just came out so
Check each other off, right? So apollo crews is I guess injured i'm not sure if the injury he's not injured
He probably has coveted. He probably has verona really he might he might who knows
Um, so he's gonna be out at least until summerslam which is fine. Um mvp crowned himself the united states champion, but
It's not sanctioned mvp pinned apollo crews doing a tag team match a couple of months ago
Who does he think he is a tna world heavyweight champion, right?
So yes mvp is cl claiming that he is the united states champion stupid
Um, I thought this was kind of lame I kind of wish mvp was in a match in some way shape form and or color
um, especially with either ricochet who they've been feuding with or cedric alexander who they've been feuding with
Oh my god, utilize them at least there would have been something there
But I love mvp and lashley more of them. It's great anyway
Not not right for a pay-per-view though. That was just a waste of an opportunity. This was on a raw
It would actually been okay. Yeah, so seth rollins versus rey mysterio an eye for an eye
Oh my god, this this no the match was great
But the stipulation and the ending I saw the eye
and wrestling travel on their facebook page did a close-up shot of the I
It was totally a prop like it wasn't even realistic. It was so bad, right?
It was awful, right? I mean the fuck do you and I that's not even
That that is a violation
Of the law so here in the state of florida
Here is no
Here is where not only the horror show went off the deep end
But also this show is going to go off the deep end. Oh my god
This show just went down now the match itself. Like I said seth rollins rey mysterio great match
Um, I did I I like the teaser stipulation. They were very creative. Yes how they were attacking the eye. Yes as well
So I actually did quite enjoy a lot of this up until like the last like not even
And we're this is a theme. This is going to be a theme for the next few matches except for the last one. Yes
That's where i'm it's it's just gonna suck, right
Anyways, once again, this is where oh, I have ice cream and then like the last lick it falls on the ground
It's set on fire. Right and then it falls into the center of the earth. I mean, okay, so
Stipulation is stupid rollins won rollins like puked which I thought looked the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen
Wwe. Why does this guy's puke look like this? And and what the hell are you? What what is the
Wwe thinking with this. This is obviously a bruce pritchard. Thank you. God think christ
They did not do the cgi idea. It was life
So at least it was not and they did they did a fucking prop for an eye though, right? The I was not realistic
He I told peanut gallery this i'm gonna say it here. They could have done something here. That would have been fine
Yeah, if they did, uh, the person has to be bleeding from the eye right to lose, right?
Like a first blood match, right?
But except it would have to be from the eye directly
That would have been fine and then everything would make sense because rey mysterio's eye were ready the last time
So and they had that they had rey mysterio with that stupid like um that white out contact
And it looked like he didn't have an ice, right it looked like shit. Iris there
Oh, it's like okay, so can you not see from the eye because the iris is totally dissipated because it's time
Oh, oh and guess what? They're they're giving us a follow-up story too. It's like, oh they're giving a follow-up story
It's like oh they he might be able to retain his site guys
It's like do you know how rare that is like that?
no, if everything is attached you can do that that but that's a fucking that would be a fucking miracle if that were ever the
Case but anyways, it was it was it was a fake match. It was just so fake. It was so bad
The match itself was great, but the the the stipulation and the ending, let's talk terrible. Let's talk about another ending
Oh my god
A very good match that was hindered by the ending oscar sasha banks the worst women's match of the night
the
Bruce prichard he definitely wrote this or or or if they hired they hired vince russo back
Paul heyman is not giving he's not picking up your phone at this, right?
This was bullshit
This match was fine. The match was great the ending the fuck
So basically what happened was oscar sprayed the referee with the green mist
And bailey put on his shirt
Knocked out oscar with the belt
Counted the pin
and
left with the raw women's chain so is uh
So is oscar the women's champion or sasha banks the women's champion again?
We don't fucking know this shit should be easy wwe
Who's the champion? They're probably going to do a rematch tomorrow on rock
Guarantee god, but that was just a that was the worst ending. No, that was the second worst ending of the night
It was the second worst ending of the night
So, uh, let's go on to the next one and then we can rant and rave about it as much as we want
Okay, great. So drew mcintyre
And dolph ziggler drew mcintyre and dolph ziggler for the wwe champion. This is the stipulation that dolph ziggler picked
It's extreme rules for dolph ziggler only
If drew mcintyre is disqualified
Leaves so counted out or anything other than a pin or submission
By ziggler ziggler would win the wwe
Championship. So anyways, um, it was it was a pretty it told a great story
I thought this was a great match it told a good story
And um the right person won drew mcintyre out of nowhere with the claymore. Yeah
He was down dog. Ziggler was centered for a super kick mcintyre kiss. I love I love all the subtlety with like
Yeah
the weapons and stuff where um
Mcintyre was getting visibly frustrated that he couldn't put ziggler through a table right or use a chair or you could count it out
Right ziggler, once again was trying to utilize all of those things. Yep, and he was getting visibly frustrated
Which just told a great story it did I love this right? So I was very happy with it
I was this one I was a little concerned about but once again
you get two veterans in a title match where everything else was like
Okay, too. Great up until the ending, right?
It was hard not to lose and also it was a clean victory
It was which was great because after the last two we kind of needed it
Anyways, let's move on to I didn't even finish my notes because I got like I was enthralled in it. And also I went on
a twitter spree
Um for the most part, oh my god
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Spray wyatt braun strowman and a any wyatt a wyatt swamp
This m this was terrible whatever this was. Um, the
sets were
Absolutely, bush league garbage. Oh my god. It looked like they were in the middle of a park
It was so bad at the end. The other one looks like they were just straight up on astro turf
Oh, yeah studio space no
No, they were like on the edge of a baseball diamond or something
Now there were some fun subtleties in there like with um sister abigail and then alexa bliss. Oh, yes alexa bliss
That was the only thing I liked about this match everything else right dog crap you had bray. Wyatt dresses dracula
So now I guess bray. Wyatt has four different incarnations of himself
Um the ending of it I did not hate I hated it. It was terrible. Um, it was terrible
So it was braun strowman drowned now as braun strowman why but the fiend did show up the fiend?
We all knew the feet was gonna show up at some point
That was the end of the match that will whatever. This was. It wasn't even a match. It was just a fight
So is there is there just an assumption that braun strowman is dead then?
I mean according to the continuity of the storyline
You should assume that right now if the fiend showed up and choked him out and left him for dead
Fine, right because then there would be something there that then bray wyatt and braun strowman can follow up on right
And once again, but the fuck I mean there was no there was no conclusion to this
That was my problem was that there was a stupid false finish where it's like it's over
Okay, okay, if they left it if they left it there they would get an extra half a star
But they're not they had to continue
The storyline there was no alligator like I was promised
Right. So the ending strowman basically like drained the old wyatt
Now if he said it's over walked out and then the thing showed up
That would have been
Different right but instead they bring braun they they bring bray out of the water drag braun strowman and braun strowman all of a sudden
Disappears and and now the fiend just all of a sudden appears. It's like where's the
continuity in this bullshit
Well, there isn't any which is why the last or at least three of the matches anyways before I go off on a tirade here
Fuck this match anyways
We're about 11 12 minutes in
We can go as long as we want. I know this is the one where I was
Most nervous about what were your thoughts on it? Do you think it was bullshit?
I mean there were some parts of it like there the storyline was fine
there was a lot of subtlety so this is but this is just
This is going to be a very it's almost like a porno right? Well the ending was so
This is very unpopular but here are my thoughts
This show had the most consistency
Of really good matches there were bad endings, but the matches themselves were great
I don't think there was a match here. That was outwardly bad. What is the rating and what is your match tonight?
Out of the three shows. This was my favorite. What is your rating?
What is your goddamn i'm gonna get to it because I think we should at least say that
I'm gonna give this a solid
4.25 stars out of five, okay
the only things that I did not like about most of these were the ending where
A lot of the other ones like in fight for the fallen whatever everything was gr
Everything was terrible until the ending the ending was the worst part of this so I could at least appreciate the stuff
Before okay great. So, okay. Um, all right. Jim cornette. Yes, uh the best match of this night overall
This one's hard I kind of liked all of them
I will say like best out of everything bailey and nikki cross was my favorite match, okay
I'm gonna give this a three and a half stars out of five. So that means that the best match the best show was slammiversary
I'm gonna stand by this because when you have a wrestling show, the magic is in the ending
But now you leave us with one champion who possibly is no longer alive. You have you have two
Championships whose actual rightful owners are up in the air
You had good matches, and then you had terrible fucking endings you had terrible match type eye for an eye
Seriously, that match was a two
And the only reason I gave it a two was because the actual wrestling in it
Was good. I'm gonna give it a three because I kind of like the storyline leading up to it
But then the actual thing was stupid. I like that dominic was trying to redeem anyways, anyways, so my match of the night was
I have a tie between mcintyre ziggler and bailey nikki cross
I thought bailey nikki cross told a better story overall with the match itself, but that's just perfect
Oh, yeah, but doll sailor makes it great
also
um
Nikki cross actually won her number one contendership right where dolph ziggler did not
Which is why I gave that one just like the most slightest of edges. So anyways, that's kind of what I had
The best show was slammiversary
Because it's my era
with with extreme rules
We're just given more questions and answers and I don't like that when you have a pay-per-view you expect more answers
To them questions, so it just left me with asking more questions ending kind of left a sour taste. So
I think it's kind of unfair to kind of put mvp's title thing with braun strowman and no envy mvp
Just straight up declared himself the fucking because he pinned apollo crews. I don't care about that who who fucking cares?
He paul cruz didn't fucking go on to the show. Who cares
Mvp just sucked his own cock
But he's been doing this for like I understand that but why someone who showed the new title, I understand it
But why do this in a fucking pay-per-view? No save this until raw, right? No at the pay-per-view
It's bad. But I do like where mvp is saying that he is the united states champion and then they have like what?
John, cena and cm punk have oh god. That means nothing. Oh, no, this was this is
It's just horse cock and then and then you know the whole thing
I mean, I mean sasha banks oscar. That was a fucking shit show, right and it was a really good match, too
It was a good match with a sour fucking ending right? No one can get their timing right with this shit, right?
That's why I gave it three and a half stars because like dude
So so so you took a good match and bruce pritchett just took a shit on a good match, right?
Bruce pressure did that for multiple of them? I know if he could have done something with the mvp lashley
Yeah
he could have
honestly
I think I mean I think mvp should have earned his title
Right not because oh I pinned to paul cruz a couple weeks ago
No one gives a fuck right you could have saved the eye for an eye
I think there would have been a redeeming quality with this if it was injury your opponent's eye if you did that boom easy
That's easy. Yeah, but they didn't no, of course they didn't they had a fake fucking eye
Yep, um behind rey mysterio's glove which looked dog shit and it was hilarious because now it's like well rey, mysterio's gone
Yeah, he's not gonna be in the company. So at least they can write him off that right oscar sasha banks bullshit
Just get bullshit
Um, wyatt braun, I don't even know what bro what wyatt braun strowman was the fact that bronze
The question is is braun strowman actually alive right there. They they left us with again
Pay-per-views are meant to leave us right
They're meant to answer questions not give us more questions, right you wait until ross smackdown nxt
Right, give us more questions because now i'm just left with more questions at least with impact. They provided us answers
Here's your new champion. Here's your number one contender. This rivalry is starting
Oh my god, the good brothers are actually going to be in a rivalry. I said i'm i'm giving
personally i'm going to give extreme rules just the slightest edge because I thought
I was more surprised about certain matches than
Disappointed with matches. Okay, so, okay, whatever anyways, so
We are so anyways, this is the end of the show. I mean, we've got nothing else to talk about
We could go on for hours. So we are um, so next week we are not going to have a show. Nope
Um, we are going to be out of town and we're not going to have our equipment
Yes, so we will kick right back up at the beginning of august august 2. Yep, because nothing really is happening. Right? So
Which is fine. I think sometimes you deserve a little bit of a break especially after free pay-per-view events
Like this was uh, this was kind of a rough little week there. But hey, it is what it is. Yeah. Um,
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