[MUSIC PLAYING]
ANNOUNCER: Good evening.
Once again it is time for
another episode of
Monsterpiece Theater.
And here is your host
Alistair Cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Pip-pip,
and good evening.
Alistair Cookie, here.
Me delighted to welcome you
to Monsterpiece Theater.
Tonight me happy to bring you
episode number 793 of
"Upstairs, Downstairs." And now
"Upstairs, Downstairs."
GROVER: Well, well, well.
Prithee, here am I downstairs.
I believe I shall go upstairs.
Well.
Here am I upstairs.
I believe I shall
go downstairs.
Well.
Here am I downstairs again.
I believe I shall go upstairs.
[OUT OF BREATH]
Well.
Here am I once more upstairs.
I believe I shall
go downstairs.
Well.
Here I find myself
downstairs again.
Oh, boy.
I think I shall go upstairs.
Is this not exciting
and dramatic?
[WHEEZING]
Well.
Here, here am I upstairs.
I think that I shall
go downstairs.
[GASPING]
Well, here I am--
right.
I gotta--
[SPUTTERING]
COOKIE MONSTER: So
there you got it.
Tune in tomorrow for another
exciting episode of "Upstairs,
Downstairs."
GROVER (OFFSCREEN): Oh, you've
got to be kidding.
[FAINTING SOUND]
COOKIE MONSTER: This Alistair
Cookie saying good night for
Monsterpiece Theater.
Omm.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
