I'm Zed Necrodopolous,
and life is good.
I united humans and zombies,
captain of the football team,
I've got the world's
greatest girlfriend,
- and everyone loves me. 
- What?
- Almost everyone. 
- ( howling )
So am I worried
about some werewolves
showing up to Seabrook?
That dog just ate my homework!
They're harmless.
Plus, I've got bigger plans.
I am running for president!
( chanting )
Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed!
And no were-whatevers
are going to change that.
- ( howling )
- Zed!
