- If you don't get your
look up Marley, say cheese,
the (beep) outta here.
(audience laughs)
- If you don't get your weird
outfit, ass out here (beep).
It look like you sit knees
first on the couch, like this.
(audience laughs)
(upbeat music)
- The dude I'm 'bout to
bring out here is one
of the hottest rappers in the game.
(audience applause)
Yeah, they say he one of
the most controversial dudes
in the game, make some noise
for Ski Mask The Bird God.
(audience cheers)
Ski Mask The Bird Dog.
- Who is that kid?
- What's up, man, you all right.
Y'all know Ski Mask?
- Ain't no ski mask,
(audience cheers)
(team members screaming at each other)
- You can't call nobody.
You can't (beep).
- You can't fire me, I come
to this show when I want to.
- Y'all give it, you damn right.
Y'all keep it going
for, he can't be fired,
he too talented, he too
crazy, Karlous Miller.
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- The topic is Tattoos.
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ Wiz don't let me have it ♪
♪ I'm way above average ♪
♪ Me and you, yeah ♪
♪ Think we both tatted ♪
♪ Yeah we both tatted ♪
♪ I got a lot ♪
♪ I'm getting tattoos
and I'll never stop ♪
♪ You'll never stop ♪
♪ I'm doing the whop ♪
♪ We gon go out here
and make it pop lock ♪
♪ Make it pop lock ♪
♪ Know you can't stop me ♪
♪ Told you before I'm
a ink my whole body ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Ink your whole body ♪
♪ Young's a real fellow ♪
♪ And everybody know black and yellow ♪
♪ Black and yellow ♪
♪ I made that it hurt ♪
♪ Got so many tatt's
it look like a shirt ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Homeless people do this
with the money you give them.
(buzzer)
- (beep) Whoa.
(audience ohs)
- All right Trump, she got over the wall.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Do the Gwara Gwara
(upbeat music)
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
Do the this is America
(audience chants America)
(bell dings)
(bell dings repeatedly)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Wanna root.
- Clayton, your nose
look like a soft (beep)
(audience laughs)
- Justina, you use your
nose to pick locks,
you don't get outta here,
Sandra Bullock face having mutha (beep)
- Clayton, you big for no
reason, big head, big hands,
big feet, small (beep)
having head ass balls.
(audience groans)
- Big (beep) having ass with that
God damn big balls you
got going on down there.
I'm trying to pick my kids up from school.
(audience laughs)
(blows whistle)
- You out.
- [Audience] Got Damned.
(bell dings)
(audience cheers)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- You sexy in person.
You know what, if you gon
let me show you what I'd do
to you after the show, just
leave that water in your mouth.
(audience laughs)
Oh, I got a chance, huh.
I see you later.
- What about me, can I have some sex?
(spitting water)
(audience laughs hysterically)
(bell dings)
- Girl you spit that out, damn girl.
(audience laughs)
- Aw, that aint (beep)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
♪ This is Atlanta the
home of black show biz ♪
♪ But what I didn't know ♪
♪ is that out here dudes be wearing wigs ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪
♪ She's aggressive, she be harming me ♪
♪ But look, don't she look
like Bizzy Bone from ♪
♪ Bone thugs N Harmony ♪
(buzzer)
♪ At the family reunion ♪
- Man, the bald head (beep) me up, man.
I came back after that
damn bald head, man.
Y'all seen that (beep)
(beep) said boom, man.
(audience laughs)
I thought his head blew up, man.
I can't (beep) that, I'm sorry Mom.
(mic drops)
- Man yo head look like an
ashtray without the wig.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
♪ I said I-I-I-I lost my voice ♪
(Clears throat)
♪ I-I-I-I lost my voice ♪
♪ So I sound like, ♪
♪ mm, mm, ah, ah, ♪
♪ mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, ah ♪
♪ mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, mm, ah, ah ♪
♪ Mm, ah ♪
♪ Look, running round
in the Bentley with it ♪
♪ Everybody know I got it ♪
♪ Quick running through
the whole hood with it ♪
♪ Bouncing like a sock drop ♪
♪ With bad little bitty riding with me ♪
♪ She about to get none ♪
♪ I didn't have to go and finish school ♪
♪ 'cause I drop my talent ♪
♪ Hold up, hold up ♪
(beat boxing)
♪ Who, huh, who, huh, who, huh ♪
♪ Yo ♪
♪ Who, huh, who, huh, who ♪
♪ Yo ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ Hey ♪
(Audience chants Hey)
♪ Okay ♪
♪ Aw ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- It's my little brother, y'all.
My blood brother, and he
wanted to be something
with his life, and look at
him, he a college graduate,
and now he on this show.
- Remember all that stuff
you was telling me about Los
at the crib, so we gonna get
to the bottom of this, bro.
We bout to find out right now.
(audience groans)
- [Red Team Member] Big ass shoes.
(audience laughs)
I'm on your team, I'm sorry.
- Hey man, leave me alone.
All right.
- [Black Team Member] And the shoes man.
♪ I say they call them big stuff. ♪
♪ Big stuff ♪
- Cannon's got big feet.
- Anyway, I'm tryna to ask your man,
some very important questions right now.
- [Black Team Member] Let your shoes ask?
(audience laughs)
- Hey man.
(screaming laughter)
- Order in this court please DJ DeRay?
- [Red Team Member] He want the shoe,
and nothing but the shoe. (laughs)
(everyone laughs)
(audience laughs)
(buzzer)
- Shoo!
(audience laughs)
♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪
♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪
♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪
♪ Shoe, shoe, shoe ♪
(everyone laughs hysterically)
(bell dings)
(bull horn)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- You say I dress like a step Dad, bro.
You dress like a 13 year
old, so what's that about.
I done put lights in Africa,
I don't mean to put yours out.
(audience ohs)
(audience applause)
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Wella root.
- And girl, if you don't get
your sexy ass up outta here.
- Boy, you so ugly, I'm talking so loud,
'cause your ears so small.
(audience laughs)
- Say your girl, if you don't get your,
I'm staying at the Marriott downtown,
Room 163 ass up outta here.
- Well that's good because your teeth
looking like hotel pillows,
so makes sense to me.
(everyone laughs)
(referee blows whistle)
- You're out.
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- Things Cortez gets mistaken for.
- But Rico, it's about me.
- I got you.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is this button?
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
- Heck yeah,
- Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
What is the joystick from Ms Pacman.
(everyone laughs)
(bell dings)
- We are killing.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- Who is a Sincada?
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
What is a big toe?
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
What is a nut sack?
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is a light bulb?
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is a housefly?
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is SpongeBob with
his Jellyfish glasses on?
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
What is a snapping turtle.
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
What is sesame seed on a hamburger bun?
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is a titty nipple, stupid?
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is Rumors
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill It ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I know you heard, I
taste like a skittle ♪
♪ But you'll never know
cause I heard you little ♪
♪ Heard that I'm little,
I bet you is thick ♪
♪ I heard you on the show
because you slept with Nick ♪
♪ I slept with Nick, you
know that's (beep) not true ♪
♪ You just mad, 'cause
I won't sleep with you ♪
♪ I heard that it stink
and that is a sin ♪
♪ That's why you can't
find you a boyfriend ♪
(bell dings)
- Bitch
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
And kill it and kill it
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(bell dings)
- Give it up for the Grinch
that stole my food stamps.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
- Ha, ha.
- Give it up for the throw up emoji.
(ehhh)
(bell dings)
- The real definition
of a head of lettuce.
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
- Thank you love, thank you.
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Okay, check it out.
♪ Girl I'm the king of the jungle ♪
♪ I'll give you this banana ♪
♪ Yeah I'm ready to rumble ♪
♪ Then they tool me out the jungle. ♪
(buzzer)
- You can't say king.
- You said King.
- You can't say king.
- Get your ass over here,
light-skinned, dummy.
- Okay, let me do it
again, let me do it again.
- No, no.
(audience laughs)
(audience applause)
♪ Me and you on this
couch won't last long ♪
♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪
♪ I be peeping my prayers, plus
I be beefing with my sister ♪
♪ For like 50 years ♪
♪ Take this stand you out ♪
♪ We could trick or treat, trick
or trick with the candy out ♪
♪ I mean, here's another hint for you ♪
♪ Flame in it, this movie
title, got my name in it ♪
♪ Holla ween playa, holla ween playa. ♪
(buzzer)
No, I said holla, I didn't say Hallow.
- You said ween though, get
yo big head ass over here.
- Holla, holla
- You still said ween.
- Holla we ain't playing, not Halloween.
- Man I need some smart people on my team.
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- I'm just be real, I'm Nick thoughts.
I don't know why I came
out here dressed like
the pregnant THOTs that be on High School.
(audience laughs)
That was a joke, but
forget all that, can you,
am I ugly is that the reason
you had spit that water out?
That's why you did that?
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
So now we back to it.
So you will have sex with me,
you will have sex with me.
(bell dings)
(bull horn)
I'll catch it for you, I'll catch it.
(audience laughs)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
- This is my 3rd season
on the show right here.
How come you won't let me talk?
Y'all just bringing it
all on me now, just.
- You know it's crazy,
'cause I got a voice.
(audience cheers)
I'm say one thing, and I'm a keep it real.
Anyone one of you beautiful
lades come talk to me,
I promise I won't be speechless.
(audience ohs)
- That's exactly why we
don't let your ass talk.
Shut your ass up, and get to hopping back,
get on over there.
Your privileges have been revoked.
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Your answer is things Black people say
while watching scary movies.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is this white (beep) trip
and fall one more mutha (beep) time.
(bell dings)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- God, had it been me, but I
would (beep) that (beep) up,
player, like.
(bell dings)
(audience applause)
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is yeah, yeah, I can
talk, don't even worry about,
I'm at the movies but what's up.
Yeah talk to me.
(bell dings)
- So what's that supposed to be,
tryna say we talk at the movies?
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- Man ain't nobody watching the movie,
come and get me some of this (beep) girl.
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- What up B, (cackles)
Talk young (beep).
- I'm tryna tell you (beep)
- Talking (beep), talking (beep).
- Ah, hell naw.
- Talking, talking.
- Hell naw.
- She done (beep) pulled
her titties in my hand.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
(screaming)
Now listen, what I'm about to
say, might hurt your pride.
But this how you dress when
find you can't find your clothes
and your Uber outside.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- Hitman, first your teeth
was small, now they large.
Baby boy, they didn't
have those in a medium.
(audience cheers)
- You are out.
- Got damned, TKO.
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
♪ The wildstyle ♪
♪ Feet that come with better rules ♪
♪ I'm about to do it bigger than
your look, brother's shoes ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Than your lil brother shoes ♪
♪ I'm bout to do it bigger than
your little brother shoes ♪
♪ Look at these ♪
♪ These is his red boots ♪
♪ They bigger than hell,
and you know he gon shoe. ♪
♪ Step, boom, step, boom, step, boom ♪
(Bell dings)
♪ Whatcha coming in lil brother ♪
♪ Chico stop playing ♪
♪ Ain't no need to amp, you
know his little brother ♪
♪ Is the kickball champ ♪
♪ I said the kickball champ,
he be booting it long ♪
♪ His brother boot so big,
you know that you wrong ♪
♪ Chico bean you do stand up ♪
♪ Somebody shoulda remind me ♪
♪ But Nick bought 85 south
like Bulls in the '90s ♪
(bell dings)
- Okay.
♪ Win, you sound like (beep) ♪
♪ When you run it sound like this ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
(Bell dings)
- Hey Chico.
♪ You know I be spitting ♪
♪ Imagine getting jumped in here ♪
♪ Nick tell your brother
get some kicks in ♪
(audience laughs)
- You on his team!
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
(audience applause)
♪ I'm the king of the jungle (laughs) ♪
(audience laughs)
- Okay, listen, okay.
♪ Now I ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ This movie real good ♪
♪ But I didn't see it ♪
♪ 'cause a (beep) from the hood ♪
♪ Ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ This movie real hard ♪
♪ If you let me go down there ♪
♪ I'm a have you sounding
like that monster ♪
(Chewbacca growl)
(audience laughs)
- Star Wars, Star Wars, I said Star Wars.
- She said it.
(Chewbacca growl)
(bell dings)
(bull horn)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
- The answer is things white people say
while watching a scary movie.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- What is Oh my God,
can you guys be quiet!
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
(bell ringing)
- What is, yes 911
there's some Black people
watching a movie right now!
(bell dings)
- I got another one, I got another one.
(slaps button)
(bell ringing)
- Actually that could never happen
because the human body scientifically
doesn't carry that much blood.
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
(bell ringing)
- What is
(hand banging)
I was on you guys' side!
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Wild 'N Out ♪
♪ Pickup & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is getting fired.
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pickup & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You didn't get fired,
I thought you retired ♪
♪ Heard you on the radio
crying and crying ♪
♪ Crying and crying (beep) you wish ♪
♪ Man I didn't get fired (beep) I quit ♪
♪ He said he quick, I
don't want to go fast ♪
♪ But you need to put
on this damn ski mask ♪
♪ Nick you say you a
Boss, but you a liar ♪
♪ You let the white people
tell me that I was fired ♪
♪ How the white people tell
me I aint got not job ♪
♪ When the black dude was
the one that put me on ♪
♪ The one that put you on ♪
♪ and we keep going to the break of dawn ♪
♪ 'cause you my man, word is
born, don't leave me hanging ♪
♪ You know what I'm saying ♪
♪ Okay, Nick, I see that you
Wild 'N, we'll call it even ♪
♪ Just give me 20 thousand ♪
♪ Give you 20 thousand,
yo that's so easy ♪
♪ I got that in my pocket,
you got it my neezy ♪
♪ This is my show, and you are my cat ♪
♪ So (beep) what they talk
about, you got your job back ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up & kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
(upbeat music)
