- The scene y'all 'bout to see,
is Zell and Paris getting
an unexpected visitor.
- Who's booty is just walking
down this hallway like this?
I mean, she's giving me curves,
ass, nails freshly done.
- First I was gonna go Apryl,
but the legs aint long enough to be Apryl.
But from behind, a lot of
them start to look the same.
- I don't recognize that butt but listen,
compilation coming soon.
Slow motion booty walk ups, volume one.
(knocking at door)
- [Paris] It's open.
- [Zell] Oh my God!
- Hahaha, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait,
Teairra Mari just walked up in they house.
The door won't lock? Where they live at?
- I never leave my door open.
- What are you doing out here?
- Well, my apartment will
be ready in a few weeks,
until then I'm gonna stay here.
- She just came in like she live there.
- She was not asking, and
I'm taking the big bedroom.
- All right so, what's up?
- What's up?
- No what's up
(bleep) (bleep) (bleep) bitch!
- I'm so happy to see
Teairra, she looks good,
'cause ya'll done seen the blogs,
like I done seen the blogs.
And Miss Thang is in them blogs.
- Let me just move my money,
'cause I know you owe people.
(laughs) -Oo ooh, don't be shady as hell.
- Zell, you gotta chill.
Chill, she just walked through the door.
- I know I worry everybody.
- Because we love you,
but do you love you?
- P just didn't waste no time, huh?
Mother thot is gone, Mother Love is here.
- Listen, you gotta get
the good ole' fashion tough
love sometimes. The truth
hurts you just gotta take it.
- Are you serious?
- [Paris] Are you serious?
- Are you...
- Are you serious? Are
you serious? Are you...
Yes, bitch I'm serious.
- You coulda lost your life.
- I know!
- You coulda took someone's life.
- I know!
- I don't feel like Zell
and Paris are being harsh,
on Teairra. I feel like
they're being very honest,
true friends with her,
because if they were just,
yes men, to her she wouldn't get better,
and get the point that she needs help.
- I mean I definitely...
- [Zell] If you want us to be like that.
- think that ya'll should
listen to what the (bleep)
I gotta say.
- Okay, I been listening Teairra,
and it's like your not showing me nothing.
- You keep coming at somebody,
sometimes they shell up,
and they won't hear
nothing you have to say,
and you might have to
change your approach.
Lil less prescriptive, a
lil more understanding.
- Teairra gon' up and walk
into somebody's bedroom.
But girl, my grandma told me,
"You come in somebody's
house, you suppose to knock,
you suppose to speak and say hello,
take your shoes off at the front door.
I'm not excusing all that,
but I do feel bad for you.
- I'm just gonna go.
- Go where? You staying here with me,
and that's just what it is.
- Zell a cool dude, like we
might see the rah rah of Zell,
but like, Zell good peoples.
If he on your bad side though,
he on your head.
- I want you to love you,
more than I love you.
- Right!
- You gotta love yourself more,
'cause clearly you haven't.
- She has to do for herself.
It comes from within.
- Give us a (bleep) hug! I'm happy!
- Bring it in for the real thing.
- I really do truly feel Zell
and Paris want the best for
Teairra. That's a real
friendship in Hollywood
that normally dies not exist.
- The next scene your about
to see is "Hollywood Unlocked"
tea, being spilled at
"Mickey's Skate Party".
- Ahhh, this my scene! I have
not skated in years ya'll.
Me and Moniece got on this skating floor,
I was so scared I was
gon' bust my big ass.
- Why he got shades on though
while he shooting jumpers,
like you ain't even peep that.
- Man you know he was, he was,
he was feeling shady that
day. He just had to hit em'.
- Mickey Money don't never got a shirt on.
- There he go, "No shirt Mickey".
- They came out fresh to
def, and I'm liking the way,
you know Teairra got her
thang zipped, and flipped.
I like that! Okay baby!
(Mickey rapping)
- Wow! Look who it is.
- Girl, Teairra Mari better
give Jason Lee a church hug,
and keep it going, 'cause Jason
is known to have tea in his
phone, and tell you,
I'm gonna give to time
to get ready for it",
and he'll send it right away.
- So good to see you.
- I know,
it's so good to see you too.
- Where you been? I mean
well I know where you been.
- Okay, all right.
- But not know where you are.
- Wait, hold up, is that shade?
- [Jason] No shade!
- Uh, okay!
- Man you know.
- Absolutely!
That's all he do.
- See, he's already being messy.
Teairra just be nice to him.
- I know you was in the pen,
how did you get out for this?
- [Teairra Mari] Well it's not the prison!
- Wait, what?
- You know the prison, is
more so like Riker's Island.
- [Paris] Break it down.
- I was in um, jail, in Queens,
and yeah I'm out now, so, you know.
- [Jason] That's good, and you look great.
- The pen and jail, I'm just
assuming it's the same thing,
you behind bars.
- She really went to jail?
- Yeah!
- I'm dead serious, I do not know!
- Aye!!
- Hey, how are you?
- The man of the (bleep) hour!
- How you doing man?
- Look, Jason just be
like, the whole time,
he just be waiting to say
something, just drop something,
you see em', he be like
watching everybody,
waiting to say something.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- You in the middle of the
hall....Long time no see!
- What's up baby? How ya'll doin?
- You hold this.
- You hold on, you stay
right there, and chill out.
- I just got a beep though,
I'm trynna figure out this yo' site?
- Yes!
- I just got an alert, but
don't she work for you?
What this...
- [Jason] Who Apryl?
- Yeah.
- No!
- Ohh, but I was trying to fig...
I told you this is what it
was though, didn't I tell you.
- Oh, shit!
- [Boobie] Didn't I tell ya?
- He don' fired Apryl, and now
his first headline about her,
post her getting fired, is
did she smash the homie?
- I been knew that! You knew?
- I didn't know!
- I typically ain't the one to
say where I got the tea from,
but Zell gave it to me.
- Body slammed him. Picked
him up and body slammed him.
- Zell, you know you was wrong,
for giving them picture to Jason.
- [Zell] Did you invite Apryl?
- I left it open to everybody,
I don't know if she coming.
She probably be here right
now if she was coming.
- [ Teairra Mari] I think she's a baddie.
- Oh, hey!
- How are you?
- [Jason] It's a
part...everybody's here today.
- Oh yeah, Moniece is 'bout
to take her earrings off.
That was definitely awkward
to see Jason and Moniece hug,
considering he was the one
who tried to put her sex tape
out a couple of years
ago. Oh, I ain't forgot.
- What's happening, what are
the happs? What's the tea?
What's the chat?
- [Jason] What's the tea?
- Yeah, J probably not the
person to be asking for tea.
- 'Cause he gon' pour it.
- Heavy.
- It's not good.
- [Moniece] Gimme your phone!
- You got it! Do ya
thang, do ya thang baby.
- Okay, Apryl Jones and
Fizz are friendship goals,
but is it okay to be this
close to your ex's best friend?
Drop comments below.
- Whoa, they're in the bed together?
- They just friends.
- No girl, I'm not blind,
ya'll might be blind,
they (bleep).
- (laughs) I said it!
They (bleep)!
