-I have to congratulate yo
on ModelLand.
It is very exciting!
-Yes, I know!
-Can you tell about it --
Tell me all of the things.
-Yes, ModelLand is a place
that you can come
in Santa Monica, California,
where I am bringing modeling
to the masses.
Everybody can come and be
the fantasy version of themself.
You get your posing tips on,
you can get a head-to-toe
fantasy makeover,
and hair, makeup, and
the photographs of your life
to bring home.
-Whoo!
-We have general admission
we have VIP.
We have something
for every price point.
Beauty knows no shape,
no size, no age.
So come join me at ModelLand
open now.
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Get your tickets online!
[ Laughs ]
-I love it!
-Yeah.
-So, I mean, there's
nothing you haven't done
as a model.
You've done it all, girl.
But I'm told -- I'm gonna have
to look at my card for this,
because I've
never heard of this.
One of your many modeling skills
is something
called ailment modeling?
-Oh, yeah.
-What is she?
-Yeah, ailments.
You guys know ailments.
You go to the hospital
and things are hurting.
You go to the doctor --
-I don't get
how that and modeling
go together.
-Yeah, so, it's, like, a pain.
And you, like,
describe that pain
in a modeling pose,
and it becomes high-fashion.
[ Laughter ]
-What?!
-Yeah.
-Wait, you're gonna have t
demonstrate this for me.
-Okay.
-I don't...
I feel like I don't...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay.
-Give me an ailment.
-Okay, I'll give you an ailment.
Do you want some music, too?
-Oh, yeah, drop a beat.
-Yeah, drop a beat, drop a beat.
I'll give you an ailment.
[ Drums play ]
Show me migraine headache.
-Oh. Okay.
♪♪♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-What?!
-Yeah.
-How do you look hotter
than I've ever looked with that?
Here's another one.
Show me,
"I just threw my back out.
[ Funk music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ma'am!
-What else you got? Bring it on.
-Ma'am!
This is a Wendy's drive-through.
Okay.
Uh, show me sprained ankle
-Oh.
♪♪♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Got to get that ankle
down there.
-Okay, okay, one more.
Show me -- Show me -- Show me,
"My lungs hurt."
-Oh.
[ Light laughter ]
♪♪♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's a little booby.
-I mean...
That is quite possibly the
greatest thing I've ever seen.
[ Laughter ]
