Told him put those tacos on the side 'cause I'm eating those later tonight.
What is this? Is this a new beat?
Uh-oh! New beat!
UH OH!
How you gonna come at me with my new beat when I'm playing my new character he's called Twitch.
Oh shit.
MAAAN I'm the best of the best
Imma shoot you in the head and knock your head of your chest.
EEEEEEH!
You need to give it a rest
You guys are putting me to sleep. I'll knock your head of your chest.
KEEEH! *breathes*
I'm the treasure in the chest. You gonna mess with me?
I'll knock your head off your chest.
HOO!!
YE
You better wear your sunday's best cuz imma lay you in the dirt
and knock your head off your chest, cuz I'm Twitch.
*cough*
Now-- Now switch it back to the video.
This Nidalee is a very poor quality player and unable to kill me, very bad player
If we could just turn the music down a notch it's overwhelming my voice, if you could just turn it down
 
Aha look everybody, Malphite didn't bring a trinket, you fucking amateur, you goddamn doofus!
Look everybody, look how stupid this Zac is, look at it, idiot!
With my stealth activated, I'll be able to slip past them undetected, hehehe
Oooh, we gotta be careful when we're going up against these guys, Pantheon believe it or not is a Diamond 1 player get wrecked
And uh Taric is challenger tier, GET SHREKED.
Ah Fiddlesticks, ohh Fiddlesticks well, isn't he the LCS Championship?
Uh, he is the ringleader of the Taipei Assassin's Cult, get rekt
Oh but Sivir... Oh shit Sivir is the uh... she was the coacher for Dyrus
in season 3
She told him to the Dyrus slide.  A BAH BAH!
Hey everybody look at Nasus! He didn't bring a trinket either
He's not any good at all at League of Legends
Bah! Boom!
Should've stuck to playing Teemo.
Imma go back to base baby
Leah: Come back and I Ult you
Ahh- I don't know about that one
Imma just-
I think I'll just go back to base and buy some items
Leah: Come over here!
The fuck?
I said, "I don't care if that Leprechaun got aids, Imma hit that pussy up tonight.
Nice try Ezreal, but not this time, this time Nidalee gets me!
Look at these two assholes!
Lee Sin and Jayce got no trinkets, they fuckin' suck!
To our right you can see our Lee Sin exhibit
For a quarter you can feed and pet him
Uhh, he'll have to ult me better than that, though.
If he wants to defeat the master
I want this buff
I need this buff
No, I don't
I want it though, but, I don't, no I don't want it.
But I want it,
I want it, no no no no but I do want it, I do.
I want it but I don't, I don't want it.
I do want it, I want the buff but I don't want it...
There we go.
Time for me to...
Go in here... *hehe*
And I really hope she doesn't, SPIN and get me.
That'd be really bad...
*evil laughs* Holy shit...
*more evil laughs*
Hold onto your dicks kids, we'll be right back after these messages.
(Another language, probably Turkish or some shit)
What the fuck was that?
Who put that on my video?
Shit.
Bill... Turn on, turn on the music.
Ah naw, Bill you, *hehe* Bill you know my jam. *hahaha*
Here we go. Yeah.
Ba na na na naaaaa...
Ba NA NA NA NA NAAA
CRANK THAT SHIT!
BANANANA BANABANA BANANANA BANANANAAAA
JAM
BANANANANAAAA
WOOOO
Yea, BANANANANANADADA
BANADADA BOWNDADANA BOWNDADA BOWNDADAAAAA
BANANANANAAA
*breathes* BANANANANANANA BWANANANA  BWAaaaa
this game is stupid it's fucking stupid is what it is.
It, it's not a well made game, it's just poor quality all around.
OH A SHACO BOX REAL MATURE FUCKWAD
fuckin stupid ass shaco box for a stupid ass game.
stupid ass ezreal.
fuckin dumbass *incomprehensible whispers*
Oh nonononononononononaw
For advanced twitch players, a nice place to back is behind the dragon
Unless some rat bastard shoots the goddamn dragon and fucks everything up
Oh he got away. Ehhh he's back. Okay.
Hoeoaoew, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. *tisk* He doesn't know.
He doesn't know. I'm convinced that he doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Look at Kingpin Twitch, all they did... *hehe*
All they did was they ripped his eye out. *laughter*
So if you guys liked my twitch video be sure to visit my stream.
twitch.tv/TWITCH
*hehehe* GET IT
*ehehehe* Oh shit.
Is Zed uhhh, somebody message Zed, is he ghosting my twitch stream?
*hehe* Now see right there, I just did a little loop around there and
we're just gonna hide in the bush and they'll never know.
It'll be our little secret... *hahahaha*
But you gotta remember, that I thirst for blood.
So I'm gonna go back and kill this piece of sh..
Ugh, what have I done to deserve this?
I'm the nicest guy.
I never talk shit to anybody.
And everybody is my friend you fucking dickheads so whats the big deal? You know... *hehe*
*wheezing* *heha* *laughter*
