hey guys, uh, its dunkey
i'm at the museum
and it's 12:00 now, night
and nobody else is here i don't think
i think we're gonna see the museum come to life
as the legend fortells
and maybe we'll see ben stiller
robin williams, hopefully
i'm gonna take shelter in this igloo
now this was one of the first rhinos
the first elephant
oh th-thats not safe, that cant b-
here's some old ladies playing
tonk, i believe
ah, these guys are stupid
the cheeseburger and pizza exhibit is over there
this place is pretty creepy at night *chuckle*
just by yourself
this is all just like wax guys looking at you
you just never know what's OH God *wheeze*
okay, if worst comes to worst, i know where the guns are
and then i can defend myself
oh, they got urf
they got volibear
shit, did he just move
i'm going crazy
i've been lost in here, it's like a hedge maze, you know
there's no maps
this is called the cave of no return
once you enter here
you can't, you can't come back
and here's carl the seal, everyone
thinking of his next hit
HMMMMMMMMM
WATCH OUT
WATCH OUT, HE'S RIGHT DOWn
HE'S GONNA GET'CHA
GET OUTTA THERE
now this was the actual first elephant
and uh
this is the, one of the first rhinos
this is a stegosaurus
monster
and a triathalon
*Heavy Breathing*
oh, they got me
that's me on the mic
uuuuh
we have the indians walking in a circle here
they're - they're are simple people
over here they have one of the first video games
just come this way
there is only, uh
there is only one button
y'know, to a professional like me
this is too easy nowadays
the indians would use this escalator
to uhh, climb mountains
WOAH, shit
holy shit
oh, that's just bananas
NO AHHHHHHHHHH
oh, it's just a dogg-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD NO
EEEEEGGGGHHHHH
*Heavy Breathing*
here we
here we have one of the
one of the first tvs
oh god
oh god this is where you die
this is the part where you die
*Heavy Violin Abuse*
OH SHIT
NOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT
OH SHIT X2
NO NO NO NO NO NO
oh god
IT'S COMING TO LIFE
IT'S COME TO LIFE
IT'S CO-
