[Audience Claps and Cheers]
Hello everyone and welcome back to Master Chef.
All our cooks have finished making their delicious meals
So let’s see what they made.
Greedo you're up first.
Well, as you can see, I made a nice little ice sculpture.
Wow, that’s very beautiful,
so how does it taste?
Actually, I wouldn’t recommend eating it as it could hurt your teeth.
But you do realize that this is a cooking show,
the whole point is to make something edible.
Oh... Well I guess I didn’t understand that part
Yeah, you obviously didn’t you moron.
Woah! That was uncalled for.
Shut up.
Anyway, deformed creature, what did you make?
Well, I made a nice little burger.
Wow, an American classic,
so what toppings did you use?
Well, I used the usual toppings,
lettuce,
tomatoes,
onions,
feces.
Feces, as in poop?
Yeah!
Why did you even think that would even be remotely appropriate to put on a burger?
Well, I thought it would add to the flavor a little bit, you know.
Ok but, how did you even get that?
Well actually,
funny story I really needed to g-
You know what,
that’s enough.
Alright, so do you want to taste it?
Absolutely not!
Well, you can’t knock it till you try it.
How about instead you throw your poo burger into a sewer where it belongs.
*sigh*
On to our final chef.
Takeout, the bar could literally not be set any lower,
please do not disappoint me.
Well, I made a nice little three layer strawberry cake,
topped with whipped cream and strawberries.
Sounds delicious, go ahead and unveil your dish.
Of course. Ta-da!
Um, Takeout,
there’s nothing there.
What are you kidding me? I swear I made a cake.
You have to believe me.
Um, you do realize this is Master Chef, not Master Liar.
I'm not lying!
You know what I’ve had it up to here with your guys’ nonsense.
You guys are supposed to be the best of the best and you have all thoroughly disappointed me.
(Distant) Honestly, I’ve seen better cooking on Kitchen Nightmares
Phew, that was a close on-
Stop right there!
Huh?
Can we have a slice?
We’ve had our lunch break cut recently.
Actually sure, this is probably a bit too much for Uncle Throbbus.
Wh-
Wait, Uncle Throbbus! You do realize he’s public enemy #1 right?
Uhhh...
Do you know where he is?
Uh, no... heh, heh.
You’re coming with us
Oh really, who do you think you a-
[Ringtone]
(Phone) Hey Gangreen in a Jar
It’s Grangriss in a Jar.
Anyway, Petey, have you delivered your meal yet to Uncle Throbbus?
(Phone) Well actually I’m a little too busy right now,
can I be excused from this challenge?
Busy!? Busy doing what?
Busy being in prison.
(Phone) Are you serious? It’s the first challenge and you’re already in jail.
Yeah… heh heh.
Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me get out.
(Phone) No way, idiot. I’ll just replace you.
(Phone) I heard Computery really wanted another chance anyway.
[Hangs up Phone]
Seriously!
Ahhhhhhh!
Hey is there any way that I could be let out?
Well, if you tell us where Uncle Throbbus is
we’d be more than happy to let you go.
Only if you can promise that this cake gets delivered to him.
I mean we normally we don’t do deliveries to inmates.
But I suppose we’ll allow this one exception.
There aren’t any nail files or anything in that thing right.
Of course not!
This is a strawberry cake, not a nail file cake.
Alright, well then we’ll deliver the cake to him upon his arrest.
Great!
Anyway he lives at 1074 Sharter Boulevard
Fantastic, you’re free to go.
Alright, see ya!
Oh, you’re back.
So did you deliver your meal?
Yep!
Fantastic.
Last place.
Oh my god yes I-
wait,
What the, last place!
*sigh*
Petey Pirhana Plant,
let’s just say,
you’re on my hit list.
Hey Small Jr.
I’d like to place a hit on Petey Pirhana Plant.
So how many Gapples will you give me for killing him?
Uh, how does three sound?
That sounds good. Hopefully, I can snag a few diamonds from Petey’s inventory as well.
Oh yeah, just make sure you only take one inventory slot.
Of course, taking more than that would just be plain rude.
Obviously.
