(rapidly escalating instrumental music)
- Here we are, the great,
unstoppable Mason Smith.
You know I've been waiting my whole life
for this moment.
And all because you thought you could
take down what we wanted to build.
We got something great here Mason,
you could have been a part of it.
But instead, it looks like it ends
with a little bit of leather in your head,
the leather from her jacket that I
put in, oooh--
- Oh, God.
- Okay.
- There he goes.
You idiot, you just get
him and you shoot him.
- All right, all right.
- Every single time we
get one of these guys
you have to go on this
crazy, long monologue
and then they get away.
- Just go grab him, go grab him.
- Oh my God, fine, okay.
- Here we are, the great,
unstoppable Mason Smith.
You know, I've been waiting my
whole life to get to this moment.
They say life is a chess
game that ends with poker.
- It doesn't matter now.
The Tally Corporation's
gonna put an end to this.
- I've got bad news for you.
I founded that corporation.
Founded?
It that the word?
Founded?
- I don't think it matters.
- Why is that the right
way to say that though?
Founded, it's like a four year old.
Steve Jobs founded Apple Computers.
He founded it a vewwy,
vewwey lot of stuff.
And it, oooh.
Here we are, the great and
unstoppable Mason Smith.
Been waiting my whole life for this moment
and look where you are now.
And all because you wanted
an alias with a fake name.
- Got it.
H. Lester.
- H, what is that for?
Henry, Harrison, Hector?
- Doesn't matter.
- Hillary Rodham Clinton?
- Doesn't matter.
- Broom with a silent h?
(electronic whoosh)
So here we are, the great
and unstoppable Mason Smith.
It's time to give in Mason.
The time has come.
(he sneezes)
Whooooo!
I have been stuffy all week
and now it comes up, all right.
- There he goes.
Hey, you've been waiting 10 years
to finally kill this guy, so go kill him.
Here we are, the great and
unstoppable Mason Smith.
- Shoot him, just shoot him.
Just shoot him, just shoot him.
Just kill him, just shoot him.
- You said--
- Just kill him, just shoot him.
Just kill him, just shoot him.
- You said that I--
Just kill him, just kill him.
- You know, in the old days--
- Just shoot him, just shoot him.
- It's hard enough killing
a guy, you know, morally.
I don't need you nagging
in my ear the whole time.
- You only pay me in Waffle House coupons.
- Well you don't have to
say it so sarcastically.
It's Waffle House and it's an
unpaid internship so you're
lucky to get anything.
Here we are, the great and
unstoppable Mason Smith.
And to think I've waited my whole life
for my evil plan to
work with thy own, thy!
Bible talk over here.
♫ Great is thy thankfulness
Here we are, to think that I waited
my whole life just to get to this moment.
- Ernie, just shoot him.
- I've been begging for this moment--
- Ernie!
- To see you fall on your deathbed.
- Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie!
- But guess what?
- Ernie!
- Stop using my first name
in front of our guest.
All right, it's not exactly intimidating
when you're tossing Ernie around.
- Just kill him for the love of God!
- Honey, there is gonna be hiccups
in our marriage.
And you can't break out in hysterics
every time there's a little hiccup.
- You guys are married?
- Engaged, and I'm going to engage
this bullet right into your sorry skin.
- You pay your fiancee
in Waffle House coupons
to help you?
- She wanted to be involved with my work.
And I'm going to involve this revolver,
I'm going to involver this revolver.
You know what?
I can't really work this that one.
- Oh yeah, ahhhhhh!
- There he goes.
- You let him get by.
- Oh don't you even blame me for this.
- Carol, it's an internship.
Your job is to make sure
they don't get by all right?
- Oh God, here we go with
self absorbed Ernie again.
You know what?
I am staying at my sisters'
house tonight, bye!
- Why do you always make
me out to be the bad guy?
(drum music)
Marriage is a fickle thing.
♫ If you wanna be happy
for the rest of your life
♫ Never make a pretty woman your wife
♫ So for my personal point of view
♫ Get an ugly girl to marry you
♫ A pretty woman makes
her husband look small
♫ And very often causes his downfall
♫ As soon as he marries
her and then she starts
♫ To do the things that
will break his heart
♫ But if you make an ugly woman your wife
♫ You'll be happy for
the rest of your life
