well there she is folks your place of
worship for Sunday everybody comes in here
and reads the Bible of sporting events
hope everybody's doing well out there it
is definitely refrigerator weather
outside just stick your stuff out in
your trunk or in your garage and you'll
keep it plenty cold have a couple cold
ones from the Minnesota Wild hosting the
Detroit Red Wings Minnesota a while to
have the best record at home twenty two
and five in the NHL here at the Xcel
Energy Center where energy is clearly
not free as prescribed earlier today by
your globebusters their playing the
Detroit Redwings
who are two games below 500 your
Minnesota wild are currently in the
playoff hunt with 17 games left in the
season they were to play them in
playoffs right now they'd be playing
Vegas I don't know if you know there's
been Las Vegas it all right how you guys
doing got a little schmutz on the camera
there so hang on a second good to see
everybody out there that cleared up
got our Minnesota garb on today how's
everybody doing Joey, flat earth vegan
good to see a fluffytoke, so yeah we're
we're live on location per usual for
authentic intent I'm Joshua Swift your
host salted seeder hello chat good to see
you so we're gonna hang out here as
people file in to their place of worship
and then we'll go in ourselves because
we got tickets to troll it's a bit windy
out so I don't plan on being outside too
long I didn't cause the rookie mistake
on my way here but if I want to gotten
here when I did I won't have free
parking so you know you get what you pay
for I guess
so I saved twenty bucks but I don't have
my 128 gigabyte SD card just in case the
Wi-Fi inside or my signal doesn't work
so I'll probably only be able to stream
inside for like an hour on my memory
card that I currently have or maybe
we'll be lucky we'll be able to stream
inside regardless we're here for the
duration to watch everybody worship
their sports and overpaid athletic
actors when they get injured they're
faking it most likely they're told what
to do and everybody here needs to wake
up so we're here to meet them where
they're at folks that's what you got to
do they're not gonna go on YouTube and
Google flatterers that's the last thing
they're ever gonna think about doing so
if you remember the last time we were
here we were here for the WNBA playoffs
where the Minnesota Lynx played some
team can't remember there's a nice
little chemtrail up in the sky
check that bad boy out I saw a couple on
the way here
so we got a simple sign right here
really hit them in the mouth right away
research Flat Earth in the other side
how do you know that you're spinning on
a circular spherical ball so the other
rookie mistake I did is I forgot my
lanyard to hold my signage so that sucks
but what do you want from me so yeah
that guy's laughing already
cuz he's he's uninformed and ignorant
and he loves his government he loves
being lied to and you're gonna pay your
taxes too right sir I hope so
guys enjoy your game research flattered
tell your teacher that the earth is flat
okay
hey guys doing I'll be in there in a
minute roll everybody so hang on it's
gonna be a smooth flat ride how's
everybody doing right on the earth is
flat research it you don't live on a
spinning ball in outer space okay you've
been lied to you live on a flat
motionless plane you never been on the
moon and satellites don't exist most
likely when your professional athletes
get injured they're faking it so good
luck with that idea sir do you believe
we landed on the moon because we didn't
just to lighten the sky man wake up yeah
wake up dude cellphones we'll be doing
that in a minute
putting our cell phone in a proper
banner for TSA I'll Minnesota Wild Game
how's it going guys good research Flat
Earth men we don't live on a spinning
ball in outer space okay wake up stop
going to sporting events and research
flattered for once you might learn
something
look at all these people just hurting
themselves in like cattle research Flat
Earth man wake your family up stop lying
to them
I wish I had a my selfie stick but that
weapon--
how's it going guys yeah we never landed
in the moon sir never landed on the moon
outer space is fake satellites don't
exist wake up guys you're being lied to
by your government about outer space the
earth is flat man it's a really shiny
coat though really shiny coat how's it
going guys yep the earth is flat man
wake up outer space is fake Star Wars
isn't real
Star Wars is fake it's not a real
representation of outer space because
we've never been there before
hey kids wake up okay you're at the
splat not a ball all right
the earth is not a spinning ball man
yeah it's funny until you look at it
mock and ridicule all you want man send
my first rodeo check it out all right so
this is where we're at Xcel Energy
Center Northwest entrance good to see
everybody
flat stuff Earth NASA CGI hyenas Pincott
good to see ya yeah she's a little nippy
out little nippy oh I don't need her
tickets man need you to wake up so he
can rise up against these fools running
our country
hey guys research Flat Earth okay go
home Google Flat Earth and wake up we
never landed on the moon hey guys we
never landed on the moon okay in outer
space is fate yeah CGI
how's it going everybody enjoy the game
yeah
outer space is CGI man yep sit on that
CGI finger and spin then the earth is
flat folks not a ball like we're taught
in school it sounds funny till your
research yeah we never learned it on the
moon man wake up Red Wings all right now
yeah yeah well we never land on the moon
either so both are false
hey guys doing we never landed on the
moon okay guys yeah wake up the earth is
flat and not a ball in outer space
you've never seen the earth from that
vantage point she's googling Flat Earth
right now because outer space is not
real
it's CGI'd there's laughs man are you
doing guys
I fellas doing while you're in there and
while they're blowing out Detroit
Research Flat Earth okay we never land
on the moon and outer space is CGI there
you've never seen the Earth from space
hey laugh all you want man it's true the
earth is flat folks just like the ice
rink your wild play on the earth is flat
and smooth just like that Zamboni makes
the ice during intermissions so research
flattered you've never seen the Earth
from outer space no you haven't cause
it's CGI man so you don't even know
where you live good luck with that
research Flat Earth hey tell your
teachers the earth is flat and see if it
gets you kicked out of school because it
probably probably will you know this is
a public school might get away with it
hey guys doing good good research flat
earth while Detroit is bullying out your
wild team okay research Flat Earth kids
the earth is not a ball in outer space
it's CGI smoke free that sucks
ruin my night hey kids yeah yeah the
earth is flat okay is that a ball like
you're taught hey you guys doing
terrific hey you've never seen the Earth
from outer space yeah it is sir
certainly isn't a ball hey guys doing we
never landed on the moon okay ladies and
the earth is a level motionless plane
yeah laugh all you want hey guys how you
doing good good good
yeah research Flat Earth while the while
they're blowing up Detroit okay have you
guys seen 200 proofs the earth is not a
spinning ball I don't need it man thanks
have a nice day the earth is not a ball
in outer space you've been lied to so if
I but I woke up and hey there's another
plane spraying chemtrails on us hey guys
doing a there's no smoking in the
facility Serge thank you I know I just
heard the announcement five times so you
know and the earth is not a spinning
ball in outer space
have a nice afternoon hey guys we never
landed on the moon and outer space is
CGI'd you've never seen the Earth from
space because it's a CGI image
yeah you can say Oh God all you want and
I hope that that's what you talk to
about him you know later on today
instead of worshipping your sports
please have your tickets
we are waking up good to see you hey
ladies Hey research yeah check it out no
it's not flattering the earth is
literally a level motionless plane yeah
no not like Kyrie yeah hey guys doing
research Flat Earth okay at your school
we don't live on a ball in outer space
evolution isn't real either dinosaurs
don't exist and we never land on the
moon how you guys doing hey folks how
you doing good yeah the earth there's a
level motionless plane and not a ball
you've never seen it from outer space
yeah well prove it okay prove it to
yourself
about that prove that we landed on the
moon to yourself you might not think
that it matters but it does yeah we
never land on the moon man and star wars
is fake it's not a real representation
of outer space hey guys while the while
they're blowing out Detroit Research
Flat Earth
to Center you guys absolutely destroyed
the central division right absolutely
destroyed hope everybody's doing well
out there good to see you there we are
whoo are you guys doing a terrific
research Flat Earth okay yep we don't
live on a ball we don't play ball how do
you know we live on a ball right hybrid
healing good to see you joy we're just
trying to you know slowly wake people up
guys how do you know you live on a
spinning ball yeah I know right
research it okay man you've been lied to
I'm selling knowledge man do you believe
we land on the moon maybe what evidence
you have to tell most people what's that
not to knows not to eat yellow snow
yeah I shouldn't eat yellow snow I have
every year probably shouldn't eat any
snow cause it's got chemicals like
aluminum and Barry a minute from the
chem from how about do you know what
that streak of cloud in the sky is chem
trail they're spraying us with chemicals
sir that makes you laugh it's okay to be
sprayed with chemicals yeah
so again can you show me how they prove
that the earth is spinning right yeah
the Globetrotters like when you
like if you fall off a ladder Oh gravity
that's a theory that's like me telling
you that rhinoceroses used to be
unicorns that's a theory well it's a
theory right it's not true though
gravity isn't real it's a theory
it's really buoyancy so we're outside
here still got probably like another I
don't know 30 minutes or so before I'll
go inside yeah I mean I'm kind of you
know angry oh well do you like being
lied to sir I know right so what do you
do about it you just kind of be a
typical Minnesotan and just sit on your
hands yeah well I mean if that's what
you think is gonna solve a problem then
that true I might not save the world
either but I got somebody that I'm held
accountable to and that's God so if I
don't do what I'm being led to do and I
just sit at home and watch sports and
drink all day I don't want to have a
conversation with God about that hey
that's cool man play basketball on the
Xbox No
Yeah right well hey are you athletic i
watch yeah no I know yeah I hear you man
tickets are cheap here for a minnesota
wild game their boat I got a good deal
fifty bucks plus $10 service fees right
they just got to add them so it was like
just about sixty dollars for upper level
basically nosebleeds low level hundred
bucks
typical Walter Williams good to see you
all is one flat Accord newzik good to
see you
cyan globe Buster's earlier hey guys how
do you know you live on a spinning ball
well exactly
yeah that has nothing to do with them
and the stars in the Sun are moving not
you hi honey yeah
okay men hey guys we never land out of
the moon okay and outer space is CGI
you've never seen the Earth from space
it's all CGI just like your ISS hey
ma'am how are you doing good research
flattering okay
hey guys going good yeah we don't live
on a spinning ball and Star Wars is not
a real representation of outer space so
wake up okay hope you guys are warm
drinking a hot cup of hot chocolate or
coffee kicking back and join the show
out here on location downtown st. Paul
Xcel Energy Center
once it kind of tones down I think I'll
go inside hey Wesley good to see you Oh
assets alright if you want to come on
down to the state capital next week I'll
text you and I'll let you know what day
I'm gonna go but I go during the day so
I hope you're available during the day
so yeah we're outside we're actually
going to go inside so I don't know if
you would have wanted to buy a ticket
right on okay good to see Hale sure good
to see ya
angel Raven happy Sunday to you hope
everybody is doing well out there
wonder if we'll be able to hook up to
the Wi-Fi inside here
you see if they're cool I can even hook
up to it and once it gets dark outside
so hope y'all can see thanks angel
Walter Williams
good to see you more key what's that I
can do whatever I want man this is
public property did you know that your
cell phone that has a selfie did you
know that your cell phone videotapes you
the CIA and the government videotape you
on your laptop with a camera on it
there's videos out there that show you
how they do that and they openly admit
it to say they're building a case
against you sir because they can doesn't
matter how many while they're building
an algorithm in a supercomputer nation
you might not be familiar with so you
don't think that there's a supercomputer
that's able to duplicate your
personality in your voice
let's go man how do you know you live on
a spinning ball in outer space
okay can you show me the curve of the
earth okay sure
and then so with like p900 that has a
super high-powered zoom lens you
wouldn't be able to zoom that ship back
into the focus after 15 miles like
that's impossible then right of the
observer okay let's say six feet
you know what Mehta bunk is have you
ever done this before or seen anybody do
this bring back an object back into
focus after what you said 15 miles is
after this quote curve of the earth oh
you have okay personally with your own
house no no okay okay and so when you
say curve of the earth does that mean in
front of you or also to the left in the
right you really believe that right
so why is it that you can see the moon
in the Sun out at the same time next to
each other no it doesn't sir can you
prove that to me for this okay how can
you prove it
no I want you to prove it yeah I want
you to show me you don't you don't have
to okay yeah sure man yeah I actually
got a YouTube channel and I'm streaming
live right now on YouTube yeah and so
yeah I hope you do and so do you believe
that there's a car in outer space right
now a Tesla car yeah okay how hot does
it get when you're facing the Sun in
outer space you don't have to be it's
just common knowledge 500 degrees no
it's not it's actually about 500 degrees
when you're on the surface of the Moon
or anywhere else where the Sun is being
lit you are about 500 degrees or 260
Celsius no no because there's a vacuum
they tell us that there's a vacuum so it
shouldn't matter
you're scientists and you're mainstream
media there's not a vacuum in outer
space
when it's farther away from the Sun
you're three that doesn't even make any
sense now we have seasons why is there
four seasons no it doesn't know it
doesn't do you know how far the Sun is
from the earth hey there you go how did
do how did we measure that how did we
measure that do you know yeah I mean
human beings I'm saying us as human
beings in mainstream media it's closer
to the Sun no it's closer to the Sun how
is it closer to the Sun when the when
the earth is all the same diameter and
circumference I know this is new
information for you and so on no you're
not because the Sun is significantly
closer than you think it is that's why
we have asked Euler Ray's he said 93
million miles I didn't say he was right
I said that's what they tell us is true
your scientists your mainstream media
your school books your school books tell
you that yeah okay
and so how far is the Sun from Earth
yeah I do
it's closer I don't know because I have
known I've never measured it what are
your people tell you
it could be a hundred miles it could be
three thousand or three thousand nine or
so why is it that the sun's rays aren't
all 90-degree angles when they hit the
earth no that's why we have per puss
Keeler arrays that means that the sun's
rays come out from 45-degree angles into
a 90 degree angle straight up and down
so that can show you that the earth is
closer to the Sun than what we're being
told and so as the earth and so as the
Sun circles around the earth the flat
motionless plane it comes closer and
further away from the North Pole because
the Sun is closer to where that is in
Phoenix than Minnesota right now so if
you
so let me give you an idea of what a
model of the flat earth looks like like
a pizza for example and so so you have
the crust which may or may not be
Antarctica okay and then you have the
center of the pizza which is the North
Pole and you have the Sun circling
around inside the pizza why doesn't it
make sense because how do you know that
but how do you know that okay and so it
happens only on full moons no okay so it
happens on new moons - okay so how but
how can you prove that that's the moon
doing that okay and so how is it how do
you why do they have to be more smart
than us just so that you have to go to
school to learn this stuff where you
just can't observe this stuff on your
own because you just told me that you
observed this on your own
others have to have its excessive
knowledge like what kind of knowledge
you know like math is math a language is
math a language okay so do you think
math could be manipulated to give you
certain readings okay okay so so with
the ISS app you don't know that above
the ISS International this is public
property actually technically right now
is not it is technically private
property okay sure yes so show me where
private and public property meet about
because
okay okay sure so if you can get an
officer to show that then that'd be
great because I do have a Minnesota
statute 66 8.02
before before this has been public
property before this has the property
why did you put this why did you put the
gates up okay is so he has to be on the
other side of the game right okay okay
so I had that on camera so you're saying
that he's okay inside the gate where he
has to be but he doesn't have to be
outside the gate because he's come on
yeah I'm a while ticket holder to
actually I'm gonna be inside in about 30
minutes on my phone
other people of your show me where the
proper little private property is you
told me Kenny I want you to show me do I
need to have a copy yes sir then we can
show me where public property is all
right cuz before I've been here
this hasn't been a problem let's go man
good how do you know we live on a
spinning ball I don't know you don't
know that okay all right
do you know that we lay it on the moon
or not give you an Internet
interruptions now I'm gonna have to
reset the stream so yeah you know we
have no problem talking to police
officers and whatnot you know cuz then
at least I'll know whether it's public
property or not not a big deal
there's the establishment for city of
st. Paul so apparently if you're a
police officer you can just drive all
you want it's old man's like won't you
just leave look at that the old man says
I can be out here what a surprise
so they can sell tickets though right
how about that folks
that guy that older gentleman earlier
he's standing where I'm at selling
tickets that's okay and I'm a ticket
holder too he ain't like that
he's like yeah let me see when you see
the ticket okay here you go
boom probably gonna go inside here soon
anyways and then we'll probably get
kicked out inside because we're filming
we'll have to go on the opposite side of
the stadium
he's upset let it got it I can stand
here how's it going man great huh hey
guys the earth is flat okay not a ball
like we're taught in school wake up
hey kids when you're at school research
Flat Earth okay type in Flat Earth
dinosaurs aren't real you know Santa
Claus isn't real either yeah how about
you tell them before they start balling
their eyes out stop lying to your damn
kids crying out loud that's why the
country is the way it is you guys want
to come out here and threaten me and
tell me to move I'm gonna tell kids
Santa Claus ain't real then you got
ticket you got people selling tickets
that's okay
right you have a license yeah I do too
it's called being a Minnesota citizen on
public property I got a license - it's
called an American citizen on public
property I know I'm just saying it out
loud so these gentlemen can hear I don't
know what country these guys think we
live in but
I do it sir it's not the beard you got
you believe we live on a spinning ball
in outer space yeah ninety-two man yeah
you didn't know that in the Bible
it talks about an immovable motionless
plane oh you do so in like Jove what 38
or job 39 or talks about him stretching
out the earth what about the four
corners does that do anything for you
does a ball have four corners no so
could that kind of give you an idea that
we might live on a level notion this
plane no you still want to believe
science right okay so how do you know we
live on a ball in outer space then sir
because in our word of god it's talks
about the earth being motionless and
immovable and how Joshua stop the Sun
King James okay those are all corrupt
sir okay they are yeah the King James is
the authorized version of the Holy Bible
no the NIV actually takes away the blood
of Jesus Christ in it had multiple times
it removes the word blood of Jesus
Christ yeah it does please do a
comparison between the King James and
the NIV that's great you can have all
the wisdom God man that's wisdom
yeah and the foolishness of man I don't
have to move on actually this is public
property okay Kurt compare the NIV in
the King James Version tonight sir I
dare ya pray about it okay okay so
you're swearing now you're getting angry
this is the Holy Spirit this is your
Holy Spirit yes okay
so compare the NIV when I get there but
you need to stop talking to me about God
what you understand me why do you
understand the water come out of my
mouth stand on it the words coming out
here you're retarded okay I am too sir I
believe that Jesus Christ is the only
way to God and I believe that the King
James Version is the authorized word God
not the NIV you brought it up not me man
sure it's just a one stop okay oh sure
yeah I can just walk down there yeah
nope ready to work Hey
right on then appreciate it god bless
you hey just sayin KJV verses NIV dude
you got a nice mustache though it's
about all you got going for you
all right
hey everybody no preaching but spread to
hurt I know I did does it even make any
sense
all right so let's just go inside we'll
get kicked out I'm gonna go to my seats
first check it out maybe watch the rest
of the period relax
kind of warm up a little bit good to see
everybody out there yeah that guy got
rowdy he wasn't he didn't like that I
told him the NIV was a corrupt version
of the Bible which it is hey there's the
police that never talked to me what is
there the police that I told them to get
to come talk to me and they never did
what a coincidence right I'm gonna put
you in my pocket for a minute so hang on
alright so I'm gonna go inside and see
what happens I got to get my tickets out
all right
we're in like a dirty shirt
we are in
all right got our seats bigger notes
how's the signal let me know how the
signal is
I got a good four bars of my service
so hopefully you find a staircase or
something
these are folks by your $10 beer
well it looks good on my end I mean I
got full bars
it's gonna adjust you alright yeah I got
I got full bars on my end so it should
be good yeah I'm on my way to my seats
right now I can't find a elevator
need to find an elevator I'll probably
lose you guys no we'll take the stairs
wish we had this
sweet
get my exercise
hmm
all right
uh-huh
I don't mind huh that's funny ginger I
don't monetize my videos anyways
we're here
scuse me guys
we're here
Minnesota have a 16 sticker
yep Elmo it is
right now your Minnesota while they're
losing one to zero just under six
minutes to go in the period
her
I don't know might get a copyright for
showing too much of the game
we'll share some information with these
people a little yeah 60 bucks for these
tickets
we got
don't be shy you're only on YouTube
so
but some DVDs and some cards
No
yeah that's pretty good turnout it was
probably 16 of the 20,000 people here I
think this stadium fits about 20
okay so I'd love to uh I'd love to share
something with you I have some DVDs for
you it talks about the most
controversial subject on the Internet
right now
Flat Earth
biers is not a spinning ball in outer
space
our spaces Gigi
have you ever seen here
pictures right
there's is not
I share this with everybody so my
YouTube
so I mean if you're not interested
that's fine but it also talks about the
Fed Reserve and how we're being
illegally taxed by our United States
government it's against the law so I
hope you're ready to you know be
informed and have an alternative
yeah I paid $60 to come and just do this
actually so I have subscribers that help
pay for my ticket
hey gentlemen are you from Detroit
originally from Michigan
heh
here if not being a spinning ball in
outer space so it is we have pictures
you have faked dr. picture and they're
admitted to be pictures on a computer no
okay well are you interested in at least
looking at the information yeah they
make no sense because that's what we're
taught to school
but it's never been measured that it's
spinning you can see somewhere
yeah yeah so you have to start this you
can start the pendulum to move sir yeah
so just so you admit to me that you have
to move it to make it more right but if
the area teammates but if the earth was
moving you wouldn't have to start it if
something's are moving one you have one
assistant
rather the spirit sir
but it's a theory it's an idea
oh that's buoyancy and density minute
names the DVDs the DVDs way more than
the air around
but you just admitted to me that you
have to force something to move if the
earth was already moving
momentum that is illegal said sir
I did pay for a ticket you know what
paid for a hockey game I didn't pay for
I know that's that's why I come here so
I can meet people where they're at
engineer yeah we're all scientists it
makes zero sense zero do you know what
the equation is to prove that we live in
a ball what's the creepateria nation why
do I know it have you ever been to the
edge of space wait cause it's infinite
right
it just weighs it just weighs more than
the air around it sir yeah we don't live
on a spinning ball okay ma'am
hey that's cumin I am grown up that's
why I'm here
you should grow up you're wearing
somebody else's name on your shirt so
alright guys well have a good afternoon
and have a good safe trip home
alright and Santa Claus isn't real
okay in time I will fucking dead you
understand me here on camera sir lie to
your kids some more do not lie to your
kids some more don't touch my property
sir that's assault
I have you on camera sir you're not
gonna get security yeah I will ok do it
here oh yeah he just touched my property
yeah well turn it off there you bein
complain so please throw the rifle I'm
gonna have to get security a security
okay
yeah lie to your kids some more man
that's that's the trump card right there
that's the trump card talk to kids about
you know the earth gravity all that's
fun and games but then you say Santa
Claus isn't real then they get pissed
because you got to continue the line
look at all these people
we're in somebody else's Jersey these
are grownups
I was waiting to say that the whole time
I was talking to - he wants to call me
call me a name I'll wake his kids up how
do you think about that but
Hey a minute summit of nice no I'm not
Minnesota nice and that guys from Iowa
so that tells you how much he knows
yeah it's very important you lie to your
kids you'll never have anybody go on TV
on national television and say Santa
Claus isn't real you'll never have
anybody go on national TV and say
dinosaurs aren't real because they got
to perpetuate the lie we're gonna take
the elevator this time
and we're gonna walk around with our
sign so we get kicked out
pop : for sale $10 popcorn the probably
walk down the stairs quicker than this
well I hope you all entertained
yeah there are allows on these people
wearing other people's names on their
shirts like they're adults you're
pitching a pageant a minute
Oh
it's
all right out of the elevator
we're gonna share a mission shoes
Sugarbush says he can't carry a sign
near Niagara Falls but the parks police
said t-shirts are okay yeah there's a
lot of places that you can't carry signs
or have selfie sticks they're trying to
crack down they don't want anybody have
any independent thought carrying a sign
because a sign signifies a protest
and they don't like that so we got like
a 10-minute intermission look at all
these people
we're in other people's shirts for 80
bucks this is why our country is the way
it is we got children
known as adults wearing other people's
jerseys starting it to a front atrium is
kind of cool though that I'm able to
continue to live stream
try to set up shop up here
yeah
get our signage out here for gate 3 the
stand on front of gate 3 seems
appropriate
so we'll set up shop just out here
all right so I pulled pull the sign out
yeah right now I'm probably not gonna go
back to my seats I just wanted to sit
there for a minute
so we'll just walk around and that just
broke the phone bummer you bummer you so
we got our satellites don't exist
signage
so we go satellites don't exist sign or
research Flat Earth you tell me which
sign which sign that should we do
Oh
research water
Yeah right they know me by now I'm sure
they gotta know me by now and we'll be
at the Target Center pretty soon too
I'll hold a sign with my other hand
so basically they were said
basically he sounded like the security
guard from earlier sounded like as long
as I keep walking
that's all we need to do
because if I stand then I'm preaching
Flat Earth then research it come on man
but Santa Claus was real at one time
right the earth isn't flat but Santa
Claus was once real
so you've been lied to about that what
else you being lied to vote give me a
break
I should buy something and then just
stand at the corner here and eat it and
hold my sign what do you think cuz then
I can stand because then I can stand
somewhere because I'm eating
seven dollars for a brownie kidding me
seven bucks for a brownie
so I think I'm gonna do that I'm gonna
grab something to eat
I wish I forgot my lanyard remember back
in the Minnesota Vikings game those
those guys gave me that lanyard so that
that could hold my sign so rookie
mistake I forgot it at home
research Flat Earth men we're certainly
not going to buy popcorn that's for sure
I hope the brownies medicated to what's
seven bucks for that brownie King Morgan
Ellis
thanks a lot holy buckets look at this
line for GMO food are you kidding me
unbelievable I'm good
for shed a pizza you can buy a whole
pizza for the one slice you get
people getting rowdy
I could say I'm standing in line let's
see here how much is food seven bucks
for a slice of pizza
we never land on the moon guys what we
never landed on the moon it's possible
yeah okay
at least you're open to it but have you
ever seen the Earth from space before no
neither bye
so how do you know we live on a ball
come on hey I understand your sarcasm
okay what who said there's an edge I
mean space is infinite right how did
they know that changes your entire
complex of all you look at things but I
have some 3d printer guys yeah and they
told me they said it listen never go to
Mars and I said well how you going is
well we're gonna put a speech and I
don't want to be on this video all right
well that's all right man you already
have been so have a nice afternoon
at least he was open to it
so let's get a pretzel and a beer for
$18 sounds like a plan
or chicken fingers fries in a souvenir
soda for 20 bucks
oh my goodness
deep-fried cheese curds that's gut rot
right there
all right for all you vegans out there
hope you close your eyes because I'm not
getting anything
that would constitute as not eating
flesh split that way
what should we get chicken tenders
walleye basket cheeseburger cheese curds
just french fries they're eyeballing me
they're trying to act like they don't
they're not looking but they're looking
they believe they live on a spinning
ball
he's like cover to like image
the topic
well I gotta get something so I can
stand and not act then not sound like
I'm preaching
I could get a pretzel
what a pretzel be more because this
appearance later much is oppressive
eight bucks
think we'll do pretzels
misalign
how's it going all right good terrific
thanks
yeah you know we live on a spinning ball
in outer space like guaranteed you know
yeah you know something because you're
already there you're already like
spinning ball I'm here yeah flatter yeah
but when you actually do consider it it
changes your entire worldview of how you
live your life actually so just you know
because then when you watch like Star
Wars and stuff and you realize that's
not a real representation of outer space
you just still watch that anymore yeah
yeah hey that's cool man That's
Entertainment as long as you know it's
peak yeah and we will never go to outer
space and there's not a car in outer
space as long as you get to that point
then you can you know you know what what
year they discovered dinosaur bones
now both mid to late 1800s so are you
telling me that they didn't find any
dinosaur bones like hundreds of years
before so well just something to think
about you know maybe dinosaurs are just
a hoax to perpetuate evolution
do you believe in evolution or got a
cool did you know that in the Bible it
talks about an immovable motionless
plain multiple times
okay
what about four corners does that do
anything for you I'm Jeremiah yeah yeah
I think it's I think that might be
pulling scripture a little bit of
context okay
in Daniel it talks about a tree that can
be seen from all corners of the earth
now a tree is typically signifies a
nation but do you think that if that
tree could literally be seen from all
corners of the earth because it's flat
something to think about you know I mean
when Joshua stopped the Sun how did he
stop the Sun if it's spinning around us
or we're spinning around him you know
things to think about you know what if
what if Christ really is standing above
us above a firmament right now and not
an infinite space
that's why I'm here man I come to meet
people where they're at it you know most
people won't come to YouTube and
research flatters age as long as you
believe in Jesus Christ that's all that
matters
let's go get rowdy
what my pretzel get a pretzel and a
draught beer for $18
it's funny tell you research it man
I mean now that I acknowledge you that
you notice my sign
okay yeah I know right it's funny that
you believe we live on a spinning ball
with Hill proof what full call pendulum
how is there proof sir because you tell
me what's your proof
yeah there's no curve it's never been
measured it's never been measured that
the earth is spinning right now unless
you drink four of those of course they
get in a line that hey but where's least
we're talking people what's going on
then yeah but you believe we live in a
bowl right
if you want to be a rebel man Flat Earth
men you literally do that's not a
computer screen right on a computer
screen on a computer screen right
literally with your own eyes you have
Superman vision what about those
gyroscopes that our mechanical eye
airplanes that show it to level
motionless plane I know it's hilarious
and you believed on starts are real too
so yeah I have a life that's why I'm
here
Hey
- its - cool
austerity there we go you just swore
against resolvers
good physic bags yeah you know this
America so thank you
this registry allows you girl
if you go down that we can help you
I serve all the same stuff
well I'm alive like tennis so I think
you'd serve me and then pay for the
registered somewhere else like right
there I mean there's no one was waiting
down there so you're literally going to
be the first one
this one pull it now
yeah we're trying to order buddy don't
get out of the rain we don't serve your
kind around here you don't follow the
company of mine I'm talking to my
friends on YouTube here yeah I'm saying
that they won't serve they won't serve
me because I believe the earth is flat
yeah well maybe they got to change
there's just kind of going along with
everybody else like a lemming kind of
walk off like an will not like a lemming
walk off the edge of the earth so I was
standing in line the whole time and that
register was closed because those people
were getting rowdy
I mean you laugh but you've never
actually looked into it yeah do you take
your vet you take that off of what edge
what edge who says who says that there's
an edge though what if there's infinite
land so you know what a pity poor Schmo
how do I get there you know what a
Pete's it looks like you don't know what
a pizza looks like a circular pizza hey
man you can ma called a man but until
you actually look into it good night you
know hey then could I get a pretzel
please yeah yeah
laughter mockery scoffers and the end
days that's what you will experience
whenever that fake alien invasion wants
to happen that'd be great
so we can get off this hey dad good to
see you
joy people love to mock without doing in
a research thanks you too
all right so now we can officially stand
around and hold our sign because we got
a massive pretzel for eight bucks
so we're just gonna stand here and eat
our frets so we're not bothering anybody
give you this so there you go look at
the size of that thing so I try to give
you a reference here's my license
there's the size of the pretzel with a
little ramekin of cheese so yeah we'll
just hang out here eat our pretzel tell
people the earth is flat and not a ball
we open it
he's talking about me whisper whisper
whisper
it says research Flat Earth
it means that we don't live on a
spinning ball in outer space that you
don't know what the earth looks like and
we've never been to the moon
does that make sense
sounds kind of crazy right but do you
believe that we landed on the moon we
were taught that right yeah and so what
if there was more evidence to show that
they used harnesses inside of a studio
you would be okay well then I actually
bring paraphernalia with me like a DVD
for you to just easily go home and check
it out
I got a YouTube channel I'm live right
now actually yeah so because most likely
you're probably not going to type in
Flat Earth on a computer right why would
you right so what I do is I have
contributors help me pay for a ticket to
come to sporting events and meet people
where they're at and talk to them about
I'm not either I just felt like being
lied to
how did you feel when you found out
Santa Claus wasn't real I know all right
but I'm sure you might have been
devastated maybe eight nine years old
it's not a big deal now right
I don't either actually but I do
remember knowing that Santa Claus is
real I remember that but yeah I mean I
don't because it's like one of those
things where you block it out of your
memory because it might have been so
devastating I have you have you ever
taught you have you ever typed in
parents tell their kids Santa Claus
isn't real yeah they're they're out
there and some of these kids get pretty
rowdy yeah so if it's even half of their
experience that's kind of how I feel
finding out that we don't live on a ball
in outer space why do i well because
that's like an interesting observation
so thanks ladies have a nice afternoon
drive home safe
we're just eating our pretzel no big
deal
yep
yeppers
yeppers just hanging out eating a
pretzel no big deal
it's much warmer in here than it is
outside that's for sure
and the beer that they give you here
I'm so happy the wildest score made my
night
a lot of salt on these pretzels
Timm truth good to see you
Satan is real 100% he is the ruler of
this world
1st Corinthians 4:4
so we're just hanging out here eating
our pretzel not causing any problems
in 11 when people ask you what your sign
says - because then they're asking for
it
so if you're new to what's going on we
are live at the you alright Minnesota
yeah you're wearing somebody else's
shirt for 80 bucks good for you
we're at the Minnesota Wild game
they are reversing the Detroit Red Wings
I think they just tied it up it's one to
one I think we're in the middle of the
second period right now
NASA CGI snakes good to see you we're
live on location at the Minnesota Wild
Game just eating our pretzels and while
we hold our pretzel in one hand in our
other hand
ginger sugar bush is gonna make a bunch
of sock accounts and lay low so
hopefully they'll be attention-grabbing
sock accounts I saw a couple sock
accounts the other day somebody mirrored
my live stream at the State Capitol and
I'm gonna have a visitor the next time I
go to the State Capitol
that's what was said in the chat room in
that particular live stream illegally
streaming my content so that they can
mock and ridicule
so let's look forward to that because
I'm gonna be at the State Capitol this
coming week you're not gonna scare me
from openly talking all my goodness they
just scored again
I'm missing it
they're gonna go
it's so excited
I don't I don't think so
Tim chief I think I mean light be it was
a socket own soul
I'm gonna go post up at another corner
change up the scenery
they're at the midway point of the game
right now nine minutes to go second
period the wild just scored it's
currently two-to-one wild good for them
as I said earlier the Minnesota Wild
have the best home record in the NHL
twenty two and five they're twenty two
and five
let's go post up next - this is like a
Wheel of Fortune game for Treasure
Island which is your local gambling spot
in Minnesota
got a beer here
tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna
reset all right we're live we're back
we still got full bars inside of this
establishment so that's pretty cool
so I just wish I could carry a selfie
stick because that's so much better
whatever
so we're just hanging out oh my god mini
donut
three Minnesota Wild hoodies
let's find out what we have to do to get
a free Minnesota Wild hoodie see what
kind of information I have to give out
hey how's it going how's it going
I mean you're giving up free stuff what
do I have to do okay so I live in like
yeah I live within let's say oh yeah
Sunday paper plus whole digital axis and
then for trying them out for 20 bucks
even for trying them out you get a video
or blanket I see that's where you get me
I see I don't read okay yeah I do you to
think no but I do do I do YouTube I get
all my information from you too how did
you get here I drove did you read any
signs no no I actually I've lived them
in a sort of my whole life I just know
how to get to the Xcel Energy Center
okay well yeah but I do have something
absolutely free for you guys I have a
YouTube channel and I'm streaming live
right now so I'd love for you guys to
just come by say hi
check out my content and hopefully it'll
help inform you a little bit more about
our reality so
I know their visitor fault it's not a
circus fear
it's not a skier how do you know that
I'm sure I don't know scientifically
they say it's like
right like an old blade spear yeah kind
of kind of like natus yeah but like
squish down do you think it's flatter
wise I think that it's not a ball in
outer space okay yeah I think that it is
a level motionless plane and now we're
not spinning okay because it's never
been measured this the movement of the
earth do you know how fast were spinning
right now like how fast they tell us we
are well at the equator they tell us
that we're spinning at about a thousand
miles and 1,000 60 miles yep 1,000 60
miles
1080 yeah and then with that being said
we're also traveling around the Sun
right and then the Sun is also moving
our whole solar system is moving to at
above 500 million miles an hour
yeah so with that being said over the
past yeah so with 6,000 years of history
in my opinion I don't think that you
know the earth is any older than six or
seven thousand years old okay how is it
that we still see the same
constellations if we're traveling at
500,000 miles an hour
let's see that's where they get you
that's why they saves my guests sure and
that's how they're able to get you to
believe that when the earth is spinning
we can't feel it because we're inside of
a car right okay so let's see
later yeah I place this hoodie there
sure and then I walk twenty four
thousand nine hundred ninety miles yeah
and then I'll son the hoodies there
again right how did I get back around to
that
okay well that's an interesting
observation and that's what they teach
us right in school that the earth is a
ball but for example let's just say it's
not 100% this is just an idea let's say
that the outer ring of this is the edge
of Antarctica
okay hold them all the water in okay
sorry there's a link does that make
sense I know it
okay so just look at this observation
here so this right here is Antarctica
holding the water in let's say it's like
a 200 foot wall okay so all the water's
being contained in the center here this
yellow this yellow star is the North
Pole
so if this is America here and this is
Africa all we have to do is just fly
here and here and all we would have to
do to circumnavigate the earth would be
like oh here here here and here
does that make sense
it does what you're trying to write
are you sure that they're not trying to
cheat with us with our educational
system hey I'm glad good yeah what I
just think it's like when people put
months in which our volunteer Sally yeah
no I'd have none
okay and if somebody had a cell phone
yep had dedicated their life to it what
and then paper in us out while you think
sure seems likely they would most likely
use the Stars to navigate themselves
yeah because what the stars are is they
are used as a means to help us direct
our path here on earth the Sun is used
for daylight and the moon is used for
our mothers you can use magnetic sure
yeah you could use a compass yeah a
gyroscope yeah right and so with that
being said here's us like this this
lighter part could be the ocean so why
couldn't we start right here come down
like from our the land come down and
then just go around like this using a
compass as our navigation because it's
always gonna point north right okay yeah
so if we're familiar with how a compass
would work and it's pointing north we
could circumnavigate the earth going
that route and since water always finds
its level how is it that we would be
spinning going around on a ball but it
seems like you're talking
two-dimensional instead of where do you
get a three-dimensional idea where do
your ideas of Earth in outer space come
from or go back to and I put the hoodie
on the ground and then I walk in a
circle that way and I stay in the same
climate and then if I come back to the
hoodie and I see the buddy and I'm like
great alright guys now I'm gonna go this
way and I'm gonna pull but who's to say
you're just not doing this and going
around like this why are you but why do
you think that you're going over a curve
on a ball just circumnavigate the earth
well then how come Australia has the
opposite weather 365 days of years
minutes so it surely kitty-corner a part
of the earth that's that's a good answer
that's a good question and so with this
being in the middle okay let's say for
example this o is the Sun okay follow me
so the Sun is inside of our atmosphere
it's closer than what we're taught 93
million miles away let's say that it's a
couple hundred miles
and it works like a spotlight and so as
the Sun circumnavigates itself around
the earth it gets closer to the North
Pole
giving Minnesota warmer temperatures
during the summer and during the
wintertime it slowly makes its way
outside over Australia so you think the
Sun and gets older yeah well in terms of
luck they tell us that the Sun and the
moon are 400 times in distance away from
each other right how is it that they're
coincidentally the same size the Sun and
the moon are the same size but right but
it's cool
but both already the word is the same
size as Russia okay so but what I'm
saying is is if the Sun is significant
like massive right like you just said
how is it that it is the same size from
our viewing vantage point on earth as
Pluto or Russia or whatever you mean you
think that's a coincidence
okay so the Sun and the moon no no no
you said that the moon was the same size
as Pluto okay so let's start over okay
because I think I think you're getting
confused with I'm good yeah that's all
right but uh but yeah I hope that you
gonna check out watch the videos have an
open mind you know I guess so
alright was your name Joshua yeah back I
have a good one empty poor girl
hey guys doing good
the guy was confusing himself but what
do you want from him
so we're just going to stand here with
our sign
so all the people who hate the AE map
are get a boycott my channel No
unsub unsub he talked about the ad map
spinning ball uh-huh certainly a.m.
until I get kicked out we're gonna stay
here
no I don't think that you do need a map
but I think that it helps give people
who think we live on a ball a good you
know kind of example of what a level
emotionless plane looks like I wish we
had a model I wish there was a way that
we could you don't share that with other
people but you know the reality of it is
is they don't have a working model
themselves you know everybody believes
that they live on a spinning ball
probably got like a couple minutes to go
Hey
watch out Josh Gibson might make a video
yelling at you sad day you know what's
great about this country is you're
entitled to your opinion the other great
part about America is you don't have to
listen to those opinions you can always
just walk away
change the channel cover your ears and
the First Amendment is amazing because
I'm entitled to say whatever I want
whether it's true or not because
mainstream media is openly legally
allowed to lie to us with propaganda
type in George Bush propaganda where he
gets asked questions regarding news
propaganda to promote their stories they
can literally lie to you and tell you
false information on the news it's legal
so
I don't know why there's not a working
model why isn't there a working model of
the ball
you tell me that why hasn't the spin of
the earth ever been measured why hasn't
the curve of the earth ever been
measured without being CGI'd onto a
bridge so that's the great part about
America is I can share my views and
opinions regardless of whether or not
people agree with them I'm just gonna
eat my pretzel
like guys calling the sign hey how you
doing
that's right
it's a good thing I need salt in my diet
because this thing is loaded with salt
been out of the game a while I'm out a
phone don't know how to answer idolizing
their heroes hey we're back yeah 80
bucks just to put somebody else's name
on the back of their shirts I bought my
shirt at the truth story
just talking talking to people
challenging their minds no big deal
right
not a big deal
we're just eating our pretzel
there is a working model for the current
belief well what current belief are you
talking about there autumn mechanics
because you're in the wrong chat room I
don't know the current belief you're
talking about
those are awfully close to my pretzel
how're you guys doing a research flat
earth okay
Asians couple things here I don't know
what the sign means that you're holding
up with what you're videoing but during
the wild game they don't you can't video
just the constant video during the wild
you
oh I'm not videotaping the NHL game
though right no but you're you're
videotape with other people you're
videotaping people here you're
videotaping people outside of Game three
yeah people are uncomfortable with that
and don't like that okay is this public
or private property this is public okay
no this is a private building oh we can
do anything we want
sure and I can ask you not to do that
and if you refuse I can just ask you to
leave the chat server sure so might
might might but the building managers on
the way but I'm gonna tell you right now
you cannot do this any longer you can't
even II cannot assigns do it okay I'm
just seeing my pretzel though okay so
holding up a sign that could be
something like some kind of anything
that you're holding it that you cannot
have a sign like that here well that's
whether it's religious I don't even know
what this means and you own that video
okay he says he can video this is a
private but I didn't say I could video I
asked if it was public or private
property okay and so but you were
outside the gate three making people
uncomfortable these people here I know
but I let this let me talk your video on
them at for whatever reason and they're
very honest they don't want you to video
then Oh building managers oh yeah and so
with being outside I was told it is
public property that I could be outside
long as you're moving yeah that should
be told you should be removing and sure
okay okay okay
yeah I'll just shut it off eat my
pretzel and I'll be on my way you're
good thanks a lot I just put the sign up
they don't
yeah we're going side here in a minute
I know right they they they have a
history on me
these people had Treasure Island lock me
out so
standing next to the gambling center
get a hoodie and burn it
he says he doesn't know what the sign
means
yeah again alright
but we the wild tickets though are so
expensive it's way cheaper to go to a
Timberwolf game
they constant good to see you Elliott
Hall
no exactly
got take a break anyways
they only had cheese and I can only get
one you probably had to pay for more
so we're gonna go back outside
too bad too because
it's unfortunate that I chose to stop
here because those people knocked out on
me because it would be nice if I could
stay here and then get kicked out you
know in the middle of the third period
so it's closer to the end but you know
take a break
I know right grappling Jule
yeah it's too bad
I wasn't even filming them on purpose
today
oh you guys got way more cheese than I
did and that's no fair
I know right you can't have a sign
rooting for your team
he's
yeah there's a police officer and the
two security guards are to my right
still
so we'll just catch people as they come
outside is it still two-to-one or is it
three to one
so people are gonna stay probably to
watch the rest in the game
you know they are I wish I can pick up
my camera and show you but they probably
freak out
yeah there's still three of them the
same guys over there
the initial security guard that talked
to me and then the guy that just talked
to me a minute ago
yet spring roll ups
santa claus is for kids
I really
yeah we're not going not gonna let it
ruin our night it's gonna hang out here
stay warm a little bit
I'm going to wait until the period
starts and then start walking outside
and then the people will start coming
out
yeah
of course the there rent-a-cops
you know so of course they of course
they get a joy out of pushing people
around when they can I got asked to
leave I got asked to leave if I'm gonna
continue to film and hold the sign
otherwise I can sit here and hang out I
can go watch the game in my seat I can
go sit in the seats and make those
people feel uncomfortable again I can
still go back to my seats you know watch
the third period
ha
Yeah right
yeah the destroyed engineer from Iowa
while you drink excit while he keeps
drinking with his two kids
keep drinking with your kids
no not yet
Jordan no Seth laws are worse yeah
yeah who's driving those kids home
they got no problem with parents
drinking five ten dollar beers so I'm
gonna put you guys in my pocket you guys
are gonna have to talk amongst
yourselves
hey we're back
we made it
all right now my live timer is counting
backwards it's at 41 minutes 39 38
whatever that means
all right so I'm gonna hang outside here
for a bit
welcome back Xbox is e good to see you
good to see you David sticking around
Lynn Skywatch you'll yo geocentric love
could go to the bar hang out there
weather is a bit nippy 41 degrees or six
degrees Celsius for your Europeans no
we're gonna hang out here we've probably
got a weight fry 8:30 is when the people
are gonna start heading out so we're
outside good luck what what my buddies I
got buddies um YouTube right now no I'm
on YouTube yeah I'm I'm actually here to
there any proof any proof that you can
provide that it's of all the satellites
satellites okay so you mean you mean
this that's a satellite well I'm trying
to get at this is a CGI image of a
satellite in outer space all of your all
of your satellites are CGI it was sort
of Planet it's a plane yeah like a level
motionless plane like a tabletop you
know what a tabletop is right
a ramp and then a flattop that's our
friend is I think that the earth is a
level motionless playing yeah well I'm
sorry that you feel that you've been
indoctrinated by our school system to
believe that we live under a ball and
you haven't provided me any evidence of
a curve no I'm you I'm asking you though
you're taking somebody else's word for
it
so that's faith my observations of level
horizon were than - well no because it's
a horizon it's level it sounds like you
yeah there's no curve though man there's
no curve it's it's straight right across
you know because I've taken pictures no
so no you don't you don't need to
observe the horizon with a thousand
times telescope man your eyes can see
that the water is level probably like
naturally three to five miles yeah well
then you can zoom that boat that you saw
go over the horizon back into focus no
it didn't because let water is level it
did it water is level man you see it
okay yeah you're you're inebriated
aren't you you haven't had any beer
today did you see it roll over the side
no it didn't because fucking world is
wrong
no because water is level that's why you
didn't see it you just you just
contradicted yourself you're on camera
and you contradicted yourself
did you see it roll over the side with
your telescope no because you brought it
back into focus and you can see it again
your telescope yeah you brought that
boat back into focus no no you didn't I
just showed you picture of a fake
satellite that's it that's it this is a
satellite in outer space what is that
this is your official pictures of
satellites in outer space so you don't
think we landed on the moon not at all
man are you kidding me you don't know do
you yeah I do what evidence do you have
I have no science bro dude that's a
classic meme and I love it thanks
science bro he says there's there's more
yeah run away from truth man because you
know you're in a lie we don't we lead
another good dude didn't running away
cuz that's science bro he actually said
that science bro that's great so if this
is your first rodeo folks I hope you can
see it right
what he literally he literally ran away
these are two different photos of Earth
from space if I was to show you a
picture of me two years ago and show you
a picture of me now how much do you
think I would look different like how
different do you think I would look
probably not that different and so how
is it that we have two different sizes
of North America within a within a two
year span looks like that's some
malarkey to me yeah he really literally
just ran away literally just ran away
that was hilarious
yeah when I was walking out of the
stadium I kind of got some connection
issues I just had to restart my phone
actually because it's bollocks say
ladies a research flat earth when you
get home okay in Google type it in flat
earth
it's bollocks it's blocks I'm angry I'm
angry that your your able to freely
speak about stuff that goes against
mainstream science I'm so angry that
you're freely able to speak your opinion
on public property to strangers
seriously yeah I probably was fluffy
hey fellas the earth is a flat
motionless plane all right not a ball
all right well prove that it's not all
right yeah I figured
they all look the same right all
Minnesota girls look the same no they
don't
Minnesota probably has top 5 best
looking girls on earth how you guys
doing I'm sorry Arizona does so I'll
actually Thailand does number 4 number 1
I've been there but what do I know
but yeah I've read his she's from
Arizona right nuts oh ok gotcha
hey miss alright hey did you know that
we live on a level motionless plane and
not a ball no we're not when we're not
in our space no do you ever watch
YouTube not much I invite you to check
out my youtube channel I know you're old
and price probably set in your ways but
well this is the most open-minded topic
you'll ever come across
I do have a question for you know since
you're standing here um all right well
you had your chance did you know that
these are two official photos of the
Earth from outer space okay let's say
that they are on nasa.gov they're within
two years apart from each other why is
it that the picture on the left America
is smaller than the one on the right no
what if these were photoshopped and
you've never actually seen the Earth
from outer space because they're
photoshopped wouldn't even know I don't
write let's I couldn't even see I
couldn't argue and I thought the same
thing man
what about the moon landing did we take
it did we fake it yeah
oh hey guys have a safe trip home
dooby-dooby-doo just hanging out
run guys on this level motion that's
playing the earth isn't a ball but wake
up chilled
why don't they just breathalyze
everybody that comes out of the stadium
right oh did the wild lose is that why
she's crying oh okay that's good she'll
be crying when she finds out Santa Claus
isn't real if a 9 year old had the power
to overtake their parents and go to
prison for the rest of their life they
would after they are told that Santa
Claus isn't real that is devastating
lying news does your wife know you're
here Kurt I know right what are you
doing here Kurt ginger Josh again who's
driving I'm driving I'm driving home
I am driving home they're onto me I know
right
many take considerable time to convince
I have witnessed people reconsider their
beliefs
after a explosion of cognitive
dissonance upon initial reaction yeah it
does take some people months or years I
mean people who are like in the Mormon
Church Jesus of Latter day Saints you
know I mean they're totally totally
brainwashed into that cult that is
literally cult and Scientology and it
takes some years to really realize the
environment that they're in
that they're being deceived their whole
life sometimes
hey guys research Flat Earth okay 200
proofs the earth is not a spinning ball
we never landed on the moon I know right
I can't wait until you find out the
truth man yeah well you will live in my
life I'm just paying money to watch
professional sports players see and I
just I feel accountable if I just sit
around and be like that I used to be
like that sitting around watching sports
just hanging out just just living you
know that is the worst thing that you
can do is just live put these up here
for a minute it's kind of difficult to
put these in the back of my pocket
so I mean if this is your first time
watching something like this and you're
just living your life you are in a
really terrifying spot I do in fellas
all right did the wild win you don't
know okay
did you know that Star Wars is not a
real representation of outer space you
did like it's like it's fantasy right
yeah so but we never landed on the moon
either and we've never been to outer
space ever so well I'm just you know
you're you're jaywalking now sir yep
there's police there they're onto you
man run run yeah that's nice
well you should fry your research Flat
Earth man wake up dude you are in Zombie
mode here and like I literally ran away
from from truth
literally ran away so I'm two for two
and getting Poindexter's to run away
soldiers looking at me the soldier st.
Paul Police Department frequency is good
to see ya
Derek sensor truth I doing kids I was
how was the game
right on yeah you got to go to school
tomorrow that's a bummer huh they're
jamming my signal
they're jamming my signal so some more
people who think they know the law
hey guys doing Goodman did the wild one
walk to one all right well you guys to
leave it earlier agreed have a good one
I think it's YouTube Hey ladies
we don't live on a ball okay in outer
space we live on a level motionless
playing research it wake up it's not
being a sheep
stop being a sheep stop yeah more people
telling me that I can videotape on
public property we're gonna have so many
people coming over here
idiot
i doing hey the earth is flat not a ball
yeah outer space is fake and dinosaurs
aren't real why would I say that in
front of kids unbelievable it's like
telling Santa Claus isn't real right
watch out watch out careful ladies and I
want you to fall on camera that might be
embarrassing for somebody
although that would be pretty
entertaining see people are coming out
flocking
hey guys doing every search Flat Earth
men I have a pretty good idea yeah I am
a date huh
considering that you believe everything
you see on TV right like 9/11 look at
that guy he thinks that the Florida
shooting was real and kids died give me
a break
so dumb that's the science bro that
guy's doing research Flat Earth all
right the earth is not a ball in outer
space
and dinosaurs are not real nope
yeah I've just devastated that young
lady's life science bra oh no my signage
so he thinks that pointing pointing at
me and calling me an idiot
is gonna ruin my day give me a break
dude I'll tell you this right here right
on camera if calling me an idiot
because I believe the earth is a level
motionless plane and not a ball in outer
space I would have been done an hour
into this not even probably ten minutes
give me a break and if you think that
coming out to harass me because I'm
expressing my First Amendment rights I
know right damn taxpayers pierre-pierre
sprint bill
yeah it is YouTube I got full bars
around that right now we are we are at
the top level of connection speed right
now yeah right
yeah they can't well see the thing that
pisses the trolls off on YouTube is they
can't hack in to a mobile livestream
they haven't figured that out yet
so and you know who you are you know who
I'm talking about
and you individuals you know who I'm
talking about I know who you are that's
all that matters
and you're butthurt because you can't do
anything about this so you got to depend
on YouTube to screw up my signal
looks like we're in Las Vegas
hey guys doing research flat earth
alright the earth is not a ball in outer
space
give me a break on that we never landed
on the moon and the ISS is not real the
International Space Station is a set on
an airplane with harnesses you do not
know where you live guys you do not live
on a spinning ball in outer space
water is level 71% of the earth is water
so if water is level and 71% of the
earth is water how is it that you're
living on a ball in outer space come on
guys wake up stop wearing other people's
names on the back of your shirts and
research Flat Earth do yourself a favor
wake up
stop stop being sheep
invasion of the body snatchers that's a
really good movie you haven't seen that
check it out they live is it good wow
this guy's setting up shop are you gonna
play music man are you gonna play music
oh sad day could use some music hey guys
research flat earth guys we don't live
on a ball in outer space I know it
sounds funny to your research yep check
it out man yeah water is level not a
ball Dilli t-shirts let's see what this
guy's up to what's the dilly t-shirt oh
come on in oh I'm so far away from the
American culture man well guess what the
American culture makes you money brother
no it doesn't yeah did you get away from
my table please Bagon stand right give
me some space nearly dilly teacher try
your folks how much of the t-shapes 20
bucks they were long sleeping late yeah
alright well you know better than I do
right right yep well the earth is a flat
motionless plane another ball so yep
yeah Mars is not a real planet nude
dilly Julie promoting alcoholism
research Flat Earth okay bud dinosaurs
aren't real
dilly dilly I'm gonna wait to see if he
sells one he's more annoying
near him hope it is almost silly dilly
here you go silly dilly hey guys
research Flat Earth silly dilly it's a
promoting alcoholism that's awesome
dilly earth is fake don't walk but she
walks but she walks
hey guys doing good research flat earth
hey guys doing good
yeah hey guys doing hey we never landed
on the moon okay the moon landing was
faked dilly dilly TM yeah I'm gonna get
a cup I'm gonna get a copyright strike
I think dilly dilly might be a copyright
infringement hi you guys doing good good
research flat earth alright silly dilly
how you guys doing good good
it's your silly dilly I know right 20
bucks for a t-shirt are you kidding me
20 20 bucks
oh my god he says he knows better than I
do if you're an alcoholic you know who
dilly dilly is right are you doing I
want to talk to that guy
see I just gotta stand here and they
want to talk to me over dilly dilly it's
a t-shirt too if it was a long-sleeve
shirt
hey guys doing hey did the wild win I'm
so happy I'm gonna go home tonight
knowing that they won
hey guys doing research flat earth we
don't live on a ball man wake up
hey hey 2020 I know right if it was a
long sleeve right exactly are you guys
doing we don't live on a ball in outer
space
wake up Flat Earth wake up guys yeah you
laughs and then you were told Santa
Claus wasn't real and they were bawling
your eyes out so wake up man
there we go we got some music going on
oh I'm a boozehound and I have no idea
what dee-lee dee-lee I know alright I
don't know who he is either and rowdy up
in here folks all the drunks are coming
out $10 beers
it literally smells like a brewery right
now hey guys do a wake up the earth is
not a ball in outer space the earth is a
level motionless plain water is level
right it's not a fall 71% of the earth
is water water is always level I know
you're trying to fake laughs but it's
not working so wake up guys yeah you
watch professional sports for a living
everybody's laughing at his twenty
dollars for a t-shirt hi anyone guys I
think this guy is gonna have better
better luck
tili-tili this guy is just loaded yeah
Sultan cedar 15 bucks I know right prove
it okay yeah because you can't water is
level then yeah water is level and a
gyroscope use a gyroscope bud and wake
up yeah teenager silly dilly the earth
is flat I think I I think I could sell
the earth is flat more than those
t-shirts check it out man
see look at all these people they can't
resist they can't resist reading the
signage why is this guy standing out in
six degree weather telling people the
earth is flat and not a ball look at all
these sheep they all need a leader
they all need all that kind just sucks
to be him and then Lisa I got sandals me
people just walking in like that like
nobody's business just walking right in
it get a SAN Taizi huh
I'll do that in like summer I'll do that
in the summertime
alright guys wake up guys the earth is
not a ball in outer space you are going
to be massively lied to in the future
about alien invasions wake up we don't
live on a ball in outer space
anyway guys they're going to be
massively deceived by an alien invasion
what a scary thought huh
when these people think aliens are
coming no they're not never don't
believe it just look at all these people
they all believe the same thing the
earth is not a ball I know right exactly
I'm sure he has a license like that
other guy guys wearing shorts I have no
idea
you are so cool because you're in
Minnesota and when it's above 40 degrees
you wear shorts you're a man hey guys
wake up we never landed in the moon and
the earth is flat research Flat Earth
guys wake up stop living on a lie
stop being deceived stop living in a lie
and being deceived guys are living in a
lie and you love it you love the lie
that you live scoffers and mockers
everywhere scoffers and lockers
everywhere hey man wake up we don't live
in a fall water is level guys wake up
you gonna share that water with me man
yeah the water the earth is not a ball
guys wake up pig slop pig slop
yeah this is kind of like that music
that crazy music CIA deployed the drums
right
I think the CIA brought this guy
yes sold zero I thought he knew more
than I could what do you slip and fall
in a level motionless plane like that
right it's like the earth is spinning oh
yeah she fell because the earth is
spinning at a thousand miles now yeah
water is level right I mean water always
finds its level yeah unless unless is
gravity right give me a break gravity's
fake that lady totally biffed it and it
was on camera she says what she reads my
sign you have got to be you've got to be
drinking way too much to buy one of
those t-shirts
he said 25 but he said 20 to me that's
not very nice he's telling that one guy
25
because he knows he's going up who was
that ginger didn't she yeah I did I
caught the fall you were wrong you said
that he was going to go down promoting
alcoholism man nice job yeah maybe you
should grow up huh ah truth hey we don't
outer space right I know right okay I
tell you that and dinosaurs are real you
believe dinosaurs are anal I see
dinosaurs at the Science Museum they're
real
even though every skeleton that you see
there is not 100% completed but you're
still not allowed to touch up right
silly dilly
hey kids research Flat Earth alright
type it in oh that was a gentleman he
carried his squirrel across this sea
hey guys research flattered at that
school tomorrow alright type it in type
in flatters at school tomorrow guys
never landed on the moon man wake up
yeah research Flat Earth what do you
what else does it say hey hey thanks
research flattered yep
can't believe it but it's true you don't
live on a ball in outer space thank you
you're massively deceived and you'll
believe anything that you see yeah yeah
sarcasm I used to speak sarcasm pretty
fluently this guy's actually buying a
t-shirt what a schmuck this better be a
gag why doesn't he just give me 25
I really bought a t-shirt now he's up on
top of these king of the mountain
now what's 20 bucks he told that guy
earlier it's 25 yeah seriously prove to
me that it's not but my guys do it
research flattered that's gonna catch
cold they're buying a t-shirt too
it's gotta be a joke you have to be
buying it like a pizza yeah like a pizza
cuz yelling makes you right
drinks for $10 beers lady
the earth is not a ball ladies wake up
research flatter tomorrow but an area
that's a that's a patron up there that's
not the guy actually selling the
teachers yeah yeah water is always level
yeah so how is it a ball if water is 71%
of the earth how it does it curve sir he
doesn't want to engage never land on the
moon folks research Flat Earth ladies
it's not being lied to you go there
they're alive on YouTube yeah so tell me
how that how we live on a ball if the
earth is 71% water and water is always
level how does it hurt
gravity was reinterred that's a movie
with Sandra Bullock and that doctor
that's not real research flattered and
the right at school tomorrow
typing it waking people up one at a time
and then like these fake laughs you know
yeah a lot of sheep Lucky seven seven
seven look at all the sheep they believe
it if Donald Trump told him the earth
was flat if Donald Trump told you the
earth was flat you believe it research
Flat Earth okay but
just step it in there I should just keep
that camera focused on that watch people
stepping it with your brand-new shoes
silly dilly more people are buying hey
research splatters right sad thing is
they remember silly dilly more than
they'll remember look at all these
people
research flatters research splattered
look it up look it up
look it up
yeah drumroll for the diluted drugs yeah
I could probably bring my selfie stick
for outside just like use it inside hey
I'm getting people to laugh though when
you see people laughing that means they
notice the sign because they believe
that they live on a ball these are the
same people that believed they had
sandbox same people that believe in
Santa Claus yeah I am just like they
record you on your cell phone at home
these guys all right
let's start walking to the other door
because that's what I need to do the dog
is barking and the dog is barking
get away from those drums - jeez I don't
know yeah I know I got nice white shoes
on you imagine stepping in that slop
here we go
research Flat Earth okay at school
tomorrow type in Flat Earth because the
earth is not a ball no it's not no it's
not I'm older than you
yeah but I but I'm but I'm smarter right
no I dare you to type in Flat Earth a
tripled I triple dog dare yeah
Flat Earth there you go I triple dog
dare them they have to do it I'm older
than you that's my excuse that's what my
parents used to say to me
all right yep yes sirree ball great
about that right about that we're back
at gate 3 where we got her Astor I think
that's about it
I think I did my service for the people
all right so we're gonna head back to
the vehicle
like s good to see you yeah which that's
pretty good
it was a pretty good livestream
I can't believe that I was able to
livestream inside the building they had
full bars and everything usually you
know like when you're inside like that
everybody's taking up the bandwidth
ginger sugar bush yeah your horn works
nice job thanks everybody for watching
yeah this is uh pretty much it's just
gonna walk back to my car can't thank
you guys enough for stopping by and
hanging out while we were trying to
spread the word hope you guys all have a
good night
stay tuned later on this week I'll be
back at the State Capitol and then we'll
be at a Minnesota Timberwolves game here
pretty soon we'll see how that goes hey
you guys Ain Santa Claus ain't real hey
if you tell my kids that Walmart yeah
cry about it so
appreciate you all really do I wouldn't
do it if would be able to do this with
any more confidence without you guys
Anthony appreciate it so I'm gonna walk
to my car and warm up so love you guys
thanks a lot everybody have a good night
