*Wapoosh!* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to WOOORRRMS!
I'm going to kill Robin... this time
Robin: Yo! [inaudible] Why? What the hell??
Jack: He killed me last round.
Robin: I never done anything bad to you. Ever.
Jack: You've done horrible, shameful things to me
Robin: Except for last round but..
Robin: I just- I just, cut the audio around in edit so you say, you say nice things about me all the ti-
Jack: Yeah, it's just like "I'm hear to FUCK ROBIN." *giggles*
Jack: "He is my BEST FRIEND."
Robin: Now you get the Apache helicopter
Jack: H-how do I- how do I drop the dynamite?  Robin: Space.
Jack: No, cause that stops-
Robin: You can't do it while you're jet-packin.
Jack: But you used to be able to do that.
Robin: No.
Robin: You never was able to do that. I don't know.
Jack: Peace.
Robin: Oh Shit!!! Noo!
Jack: Peace, peace
Jack: Oh Shit! I forgot-forgot about Greg! 
 Robin: There you go, bye Greg.
Jack: "Get to tha Choppa!!"
Robin: That's- I gotta admit that was a badass escape.
Jack: Did you see?
Robin: Just running to the chopper.
Robin: Please be Jack (x4)
Jack: C'mon Shneep, whatchu got?
Robin: Yo, y'know what? I got- Dude I got a lotta shi- WHYYY??
Jack: I got I got I got... loyalty got royalty inside my DNA
Robin: Wait... why can I not use the things like homing missiles and air strikes
Jack: Cause you need to wait a few rounds to get them
Robin: Ah, but that's- thats, thats SHIT
Jack: It shows- It shows how many rounds it takes
Robin: That's bullshit. That's shit, that's shit.
Jack: Your face is a dooker
Robin: Well, I'm gonna just prod Higgles.
Jack: No, Higgles. Higgles, no.
Robin: Hey, Higgles. So let me tell you something about my b- NO!
Jack: *laughs*
Robin: *high pitched voice* WHY? How does that have me-
Jack: You should've fire-punched me, dude!
Robin: But I wanted to prod 'cause it's more humiliating!
*both laugh*
Robin: Aw, Felix is just taking selfies!
Robin: What a douche.
Jack: What a cock.
Jack: 100! Lit! Dab! Fire emoji!
Robin: Noooo!
Jack: Go, go! Fuck!
Robin: Holy shit.
Robin: Holy shit. No, no, no, no, no!
Jack: What the fuck is that thing?!
Jack: That thing's a boat with saws on the front!
Robin: I don't know, but I wanna use it.
Robin: Wait, can I go in the water with that, d'you think? *gasps*
Jack: I would try it if it were me, but I don't wanna say that and then you die and I feel bad.
Robin: You wouldn't try it if you were you, you would try it if you were me!
Jack: I would, 'cause, y'know what? You see this? This is the edge, this is the edge right here, this is where I live. I live right there.
Robin: Look, I'm, I'm taking your advice. Be proud.
Jack: You're just gonna knock both of us in *laughs*
Robin: What? I didn't know that would hit my own dude!
Jack: *laughs a lot more*
Robin: Come on!
Robin: I didn't know friendly punch was a thing!
Robin: Oh, no!
Jack: Why wouldn't it be? Everything else is friendly fire!
Robin: Well, yeah, but that's explosives. If you punch with your fists, then it's, like, you aim for a dude!
Robin: Goddamnit! No, it's fine. You know what?
Robin: I..did that on purpose, because, obviously, judging by last round, you need a handicap, so.
Jack: There we go! *laughs* Felix forgot to bring a lifejacket!
Robin: Holy shit! Felix, no!
Robin: Cuddles is just standing there and just sees a dude fall past. Like what the-
Jack: He's like jesus fuckin-
Robin: What is going on up there?
Jack: We didn't even have time to say bye to Felix, it was just... well, see ya!
Robin: Just, oh, well, he's gone now!
Jack: *with attempt at Scottish accent* I'm outta here!
Robin: *imitates Bond music*
Jack: *fantastic singing*
Robin: Ok...
Jack: *singing* Girl, tell me all you feel!
Jack: What you got? What you got?
Robin: Here you go!
Jack: Mind your step, Robin!
Robin: Wait, why isn't it doing it? Oh there you go.
Jack: It goes off after your turn ends.
Robin: Haha! Take that, Baby Boi!
Jack: KABOOSH! Oh, Dark is in the diner!
Robin: Oh, shit!
Jack: I saw him!
Robin: Oh, no! That means you can see him now!
Jack: Yeah!
Robin: Dang it!
Robin: I should feel bad, maybe, about damaging a baby boy, but I don't.
Jack: He's not a real baby boy. Just by screen name.
Robin: He's just a poser?
Jack: (poser!) God, this thing is a fuckin bear!
Robin: Not Jon Snow! Not Jon Snow!
Robin: I KNOW, RIGHT? And remember, press once.
Jack: Ah, shit!
Robin: No, don't press again!
Jack: I got too close.
Jack: I hit myself.
Robin: Oh, maybe - oh, you took damage, ok.
Jack: I took dabblage!
Robin: Y- Oh, shit, Anti, that's precarious. Come on, man.
Jack: He looks so angry.
Jack: See, Anti aswell, he lives in Dangerton, edge of society.
Robin: That's true.
Jack: That's his address.
Robin: He's on- he's- he's really edgy, he's on the edge all the time.
Jack: Yeah.
Jack: He lives at the edge of city, at the edge of Dangerton, in 666, Evil Drive.
Robin: *laughs* Evil Drive! Ahh... *back to game* Can this do it? Answer: yes.
Robin: Well, a little bit.
Jack: 30 damage.
Robin: Awhh! Well, that's... acceptable. 
Jack: Well, I dunno. 22!
Jack: You are gonna lose subs for that, that's how it works! HAHAA!
Robin: Who are you? Oh shit!
Jack: A-wahaaa! (inner mario comes out of jack)
Robin: It is like I said, though, by the way. If you press once it starts shooting and if you press- OH, WHAT?
Jack: *gleeful* OOOOOOOH
Jack: Oh no, that's my guy!
Robin: Ah, yeah, shoot him!
Robin: Just as a test, y'know? Ha! You can't do anything with it!!
Jack: Faaak!
Jack: I can't see into the diner!
Robin: I can't either, so no-one's in there.
Jack: *to the tune of Zip-a-Dee Doo Dah* Fuck-a-dee doo dah, fuck-a-dee day!
Robin: Or, did I just lie and all of mine are in there?
Jack: I think you are lying. Dark's in- oh, no, Dark's up in this one. In the gas station.
Robin: No, no, no, he's in the other one. Shoot the other one.
Jack: No he's not. Shut up!
Jack: STOP, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!
Robin: I'm using tactics... called lies.
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: It's what- oh, shit, oh, shit, I'm running out of time.
Robin: No, no, it's fine, don't worry about it. God damnit!
Jack: It's what the poker players use!
Robin: ANTI NOOOO!
Jack: Well, Anti just got, like, fuckin pile-drived in the face!
Robin: Yeah, well, he didn't fly into the ocean, so...
Jack: I should've aimed behind him! Simply geometry!
Robin: Ah, you should've. Should'a, would'a, could'a!
Robin: If should'as were nuts... then we'd have a Christmas? Anyway, I'm gonna go...
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: If should'as were birds and bushes, we'd have a merry Easter!
Jack: *with funny voice* I don't want to die!
Robin: What're you talking about?
Jack: What're you doing?
Robin: I'm putting up this on the... that! 
Jack: *still with the voice* Aww, big boy put mine on ground with his shitty balls.
Robin: Can I enter this? No- Holy shit!!
Jack: Ohhh-kay! The big boy pants are on!
Robin: Yeah? What, what- oh, shit...
Jack: But it's ok, because they don't really fit me.
 Robin: You can't- *laughs*
Jack: How do I- how do I... Oh no.
Robin: So confident.
Jack: I wanted to figure out how to switch it.
Robin: Good job. Good job, you idiot.
Jack: Still got him.
Robin: *strange stressed out noises*
Jack: I was trying to figure out how I turn the arrow the other way
Robin: Yeah I figured.
Jack: *close to the mic* How do I do that?
Robin: I have no idea.
Jack: You're in the diner!
Robin: *singing* I'm in the diner!
Jack: *laughing* All I can see is your little pink thing sticking out. There's a gap, and I can see you.
Robin: My little pink thing, eh? D'you like my little pink thing?
Jack: Just the tip.
Jack: Just the boober.
Robin: Ooooh.
Robin: *strange jumping noise* AH, god- I'm trying to get to Baby Boi.
Robin: Can I just, like, lob a cheeky nandos down...
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: Is it going to be spicy? If it's fuckin spicy-
Robin: It's gonna be so spicy. Check this out!
Robin: Do you like it spicy?
Jack: *laughing* You're looking down at me like- what the fuck was that?
Robin: Nooooo! What was that?
Jack: Just a bunch of rabbit poos.
Jack: That was a little stupid.
Robin: Well I was just trying to fit the theme of your channel! *laughs*
Jack: You edit for it, so it's your fault.
Robin: Don't fire me *both laugh*
Jack: I like how both of us thought of ways of humiliating you with that joke.
Robin: Yeah *laughs*
Jack: WOAH!
Robin: Oh, shit!
Jack: WAIT THAT WAS MY GUY!!!!
Robin: That's your guy! Why were you- *laughs*
Jack: *screams into his hands*
Jack: MY BABY BOY! I ABANDONED MY BOY!
Jack: Oh, why, why did I think you were blue?
Robin: Good distraction tactics.
Jack: You did fucking distract me!
Robin: Perfectly calculated!
Jack: Oh, everyone at home is firing up the fucking- the comments... game... tron
Robin: Yeah, fire up that comm- ai- game
Jack: Everyone's firing up that comnomatron! And ready to leave a- HEY!
Jack: You can't hijack my helicopter!
Robin: I can and I will!
Jack: Kill Dark, Sean [unintelligible]
Jack: Ow, ow, ow! Stomper, no! Why did I kill my own guy?
Jack: Ah, I'm such a fuckin dumb!
Robin: Well, didn't I kill my own guy at the start? So, I guess...
Jack: Well, you killed it by accident, I full-on murdered him!
Jack: Like, I aimed right for him and fucked him up!
Robin: I know!
Robin: A homing missile, as well! *both laughing*
Jack: It couldn't've got any fuckin more accurate!
Robin: That's like a war crime. You'll get persecuted...
Jack: Oh, so the dumbness.
Jack: Sup, Anti!
Robin: Where you going? OH, shit I forgot that he's down there.
Jack: Sup, Anti, you big old dick!
Jack: *imitates a fanfare* HUH! FUUUUCK!!
Robin: *laughs*
Jack: NOOOOO!
Robin: Batter up, Steeerike. 
Jack: More like BAD-er up.
Robin: Oh shit.
Jack: More like... Jack's missing half his brain.
Robin: Selfie burn. Oooooh.
Jack: Jump in the ocean. Do it. Kill 'em.
Robin: *laughs* I should cause I'm Jack.
Jack: Punch yourself in the face.
Jack: Fire punch. Kill.
Robin: Uh
Robin: Stop saying things I'm not going to do.
Jack: Kill, dead, do it.
Jack: Do, kill, dead.
Robin: Ooh.
Robin: Oh. Oooh oh. Ooo.
Jack: I'm outa here.
Robin: I have a plan.
Robin: I have a plan... And it's  gonna work.
Robin: And it's gonna be glorious.
Robin: It.. It'll make you want to say "Hallelujah."
Jack: Uh oh.
Jack:  Oh noo. Can I get a  "Praise Jesus."
Robin: Ya, y'all down there y'all need- look like ya need some more Jesus.
Jack: Y'all mother fuckers need Jesus.
Robin: How 'bout some... Jesus!
Jack: What's screaming?
Robin: Aah.
Jack: What hit me? Was it Jesus?
Robin: Shit, they survived tho.
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: Yeah.
Robin: Religion wasn't enough.
Jack: *laughs* Your faith wasn't strong enough.
Robin: Hello. *laughs* Fly passed, byee!
Jack: Byee!
Jack: What's up, mother fucker.
Robin: What are ya gonna do? Oh no!
Jack: Oh God.
Robin: Drive into the water! You sai- you promised you were gonna try!
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: It's called a 'Drill Boat'.
Robin: Yeah.
Jack: Oh God. Oh God! Stop it. Stop it! Stop it!
Robin: *laughs* Oh shit.
Jack: Oh God no.
Robin: That didn't do any damage tho.
Jack: It did thirty damage.
Robin: Oh, it did. Oh.
Jack: Yeah. Take that from my gooner! I'm not doin' very well this round.
Robin: Shhh. Yeah. *laughs* I mean that is a bit all over but it's... It's ya know.
Jack: I'm not, I'm not doing the obvious things.
Robin: But what would be the obvious thing? Winning?
Jack: Well like fire punching your dude there would've been obvious. To hit him into the ocean.
Robin: I guess so.
Jack: Oh no it's a-
Robin: What is this dude?
Jack: It's a ba, ba black sheep.
Robin: Why is it going that way?
Jack: Wait for it.
Robin: Uh oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Jack: *laughs*
Robin: What? Don't, don't, why?
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: Now you're fucked. Either you press to trigger it or it goes off.  on its own. *laughs*
Jack: *laughs wildly*
Robin: Yes!
Jack: Oh no!
Jack: Fuck.
Robin: Ooooh. Ha ha!
Robin: Oh, I was so close to hitting space.
Jack: You lucky son of a bitch.
Robin: *laughs* That's three. I mean three down.
Jack: *laughs*
Robin: It coulda been worse.
Jack: 'Sniper is a wreck'. Aw man!
Jack: T-T-T-T-T-TOPPA THE MORNING TO YA! ....ploop
Jack: Is that a micro machines car?
Robin: Wait, where?
Jack: A racecar just dropped in beside Jack, top left, beside the diner.
Robin: You know, Bungo...
Jack: *laughs*
Robin: Well, I guess that works!
Jack: Did you kill yourself?
Robin: God damnit, nooooo! Anti!
Jack: *keeps laughing*
Jack: You pressed space to jump again, didn't you?
Robin: I did. Why is space not jump?? It's stupid!
Jack: I don't know. Oh, god, I almost pressed it just now.
Robin: Enter, if anything, should be fire.
Robin: Can I rebind that? I'm just gonna rebind that now while you do whatever shit you're doing.
Jack: *muttering* Please, please, please work.
Robin: *talking to himself* Fire.
Robin: And then jump is now space.
Jack: Ohhhh yes! Oh yes.
Robin: What the f- what the f- what, what, WHAT? What're you doing?
Jack: Yeah- fuck!
Robin: Anyway, I'm gonna just punch you. Is that okay?
Jack: Yeah!
Jack: That is... that is a tactic. I mean, I'm Cuddles. I'm very cuddly. I'm also dead.
Robin: Okay, so my rebinding didn't work. Fine, whatever.
Jack: Cuddles forgot to bring a lifejacket. Yeah, well, he never was the smartest.
Jack: *singing Ride of the Valkyries*
Robin: Where you going? But Jack is so close to death, why didn't you kill Jack?
Jack: 'Cause he can just die any fuckin time then.
Robin: Well, that's just mean. Uh oh. No! Please!
Jack: That's science.
Jack: RETRIBUTION!!
Robin: Nooooo!
Robin: Why? ...'Dark is feeding the fishes'.
Jack: Revenge is a bitch!
Robin: Shit.
Robin: No, no, it's fine. You know what...
Jack: They say karma's a bitch, but it's really revenge.
Robin: No, it's really YOU.
Jack: Ah, Jon Snow!
Robin: Oh shit, I have a dude in that chopper!
Jack: Yeah.
Robin: *mischievously* I forgot. Jon Sno-ooooo [voice goes robotic] to the rescue!
Jack: You went all robotic when you did that, you sounded like Wall-E or, like, the Portal GLaDOS voice.
*Robin laughs*
Jack: *imitating* Jon Snoooow.
Robin: Ah- oh, no!
Jack: YEAH!
Robin: Oh, well that was shit.
Jack: Did you hit it again or did you damage yourself?
Robin: No, I think I hit it again.
Robin: 'cause I was scared of falling.
Robin: Four?
Jack: *singing* ...he's a jolly good fellow!
Robin: [something inaudible]
Jack: Okay, I have a plan.
Robin: What is this plan? What're you doing?
Jack: I don't fuckin know, I messed it up, I messed it up, I messed it up.
Robin: Are you trying to-
Jack: I- FUCK! I can't walk past the mech for some reason.
Robin: *laughs* I like your plan.
Jack: I hate myself.
Robin: I approve of this plan.
Jack: Oh, no, you still have this?
Robin: Yeah, I have airstrike as well.
Jack: Oh, no.
Robin: Erm... *laughs*... 
Jack: Aaaaah!
Robin: But I figure, maybe we could, ah, I don't want to kill Sean, though, that's the thing.
Jack: Awh, thanks man!
Robin: *laughs* Yeah, 'I don't want you to die', that's my compliment to you.
Robin: [Scottish accent, I think] Watch out!
Robin: Yeah... Oh, no! Fall, fall, slip, slip, slip!
Jack: *stressed out noises*
Jack: You didn't kill either. You did more damage to your own character than you did to mine, almost.
Robin: True, but I did get both Greg and Wormley close to the ocean.
Jack: I have stuff to be able to craft, but I can't use any of it.
Robin: I don't... care.
*both laugh*
Robin: Just punch! Just punch Greg, come on! Do it for me! Do me this one favour.
Jack: No, fuck you!
Jack: I don't know what to do I have no, like, homing weapons or anything. I can't do anything to you.
Robin: You're gonna die again... It's gonna suck for you! *evil cackle*
Jack: Ah, shit balls!
Jack: I tried to create a mine strike but I think you have to wait a turn.
Robin: What does a mine strike do?
Jack: Drops mines like an airstrike.
Robin: Well...
Jack: It's pretty fuckin beast.
Robin: Well, that's... I don't... think you should have that! *Jack laughs* That's just my personal opinion, but...
Jack: *mimicking* No, I don't think that's good.
Robin: I- I don't like that.
Robin: Hey guys, how you doing down there?
Jack: That's reeeeally bad for me.
Robin: Do you like it in your little hole?
Jack: Aw, don't make my hole bigger [hehe]
Robin: Oh, shit. You were too well protected. Nooo!
Jack: Ooh, lucky. Lucky.
Jack: Ah, now I have it.
Robin: Uh oh. No, Jon Snow! No! Jon Snow!
Jack: I don't know how this is going to work.
Robin: *being punny* Jon S-no!
Jack: Oh, fuck
*Robin laughs mockingly*
Jack: I hate my life.
Robin: You know what, I'm ok with you having that attack, it's fine.
Jack: I hate my life, I hate my life. I want murder.
Robin: Do it!
Jack: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW!
Robin: Do it! Do it!
Robin: Yeah... [inaudible]
Jack: Wormley, no!
Jack: Jon Snow, you hairy mongrel.
Robin: Stop crafting shit.
Jack: Oh, I'm crafting. Crafting up death for you.
Robin: What're you crafting?
Jack: Oh, we'll see. Real soon.
Robin: Did you craft a banana?
Robin: That's a shit throw. It's never gonna hit anything.
Jack: Please, some of them land on you. Fuck!
Robin: Watch, Jack is gonna be the one that outlives all. Too far away to do anything.
Jack: Yeah, 'cause I fuckin left him there like an idiot.
Jack: Ow.
Jack: Ooooh, it's- AAh
Robin: Ok, ok, I'm coming back.
Jack: AAAAAH
Robin: This is, this is like, uh, this is very close. I think we are- woah! Our worm scales are kinda evenly-
Jack: Take this shit!
Robin: WOAH, WHAT! Did you- You crafted nado?
Jack: Where did it go, Robin? Where did it go?
Robin: How even?
Robin: What happened? What?
*Jack laughs*
Robin: What did you do? Where is it?
Jack: You'll never find out! Or will you?
Robin: When does it come down? I'm scared! Mom?
Jack: I don't know.
Robin: Help! What was that? Fuck!
Jack: That was heaven, that's what that was.
Jack: Awh, no
Robin: Yep, that's what you get!
Jack: Oh, shit. Ah, shit! Noooooo!
Robin: See ya! Oh shit!
Jack: FUCK!
Robin: I did it!
Robin: I did it!
Jack: Aw, man, I wanted to see the other thing!
Robin: I lived!
Robin: Oh, no! Do we never get to see- awwww
Jack: No, shit!
Jack: I actually didn't know that it went into the air and came down in the next turn. *Robin laughs*
Jack: It was an anti-vehicle rocket. It was coming right down on your helicopter.
Robin: Ohhhh. What an anti-climax, though, that would just be in the stratosphere forever.
Jack: Yeah
*outro music*
Jack: One more! One more! 
Robin: One more! Fine.
Jack: I need a wee!
Robin: You need a retribution.
