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hmm this is complete lie, this is not possible, it is against gravity
he has put the physics law in a queue and drilled them from behind
slowly slowly, the glass will fall
sir I think salman khan must be shooting on the stars
over there the gravity is only 16%
how will oxygen come on the moon, will your father fart there?
hehehehe
why do you always keep on laughing
sir i think that salman is not a human but a robot
why
let it be movie or real live law doesn't work on his actions
nagu bro we will have to make you unconscious for the test of the viras
why?
it will pain you
cheo mao's love has thought me a thing
what?
that pain is the biggest relief to pain
wow
that cupboard has a blanket
wow wow
what wow wow, bring that blanket i am feeling cold
yeah bro i will bring it now
take it, now should i do the test?
do whatever you want
aye what is this?
bro i will have to open the lungs to test the viras
nagu bro?
hmm, who's parcel is this?
kareena viras antidote
bro what is in the parcel?
kareena viras antidote
what?
yeah and with it, there's a letter
you are my drona charya, and i am your eklavya (reference to god story that happened thousands of years ago 'Mahabharat')
whatever i have learnt in my life,
i have learned from your instagram
so thus the medicine i have made for kareena viras i am giving it to you as a present
your eklavya
some eklavya has sent antidote
and who is dronacharya named influencer in our hospital
i guess the medical guy's name is dronacharya
leave it, what do we have to do, we have the antidote now, we can save nagu now
okay so this is it!
hello, i am reporter godh bole from gai tv, wherever there is a scam i reveal it
majnu who opened this cow?
eh srrrrr, come inside, in the ICU i told you to not to come out
i am not alone, i have my reporter friends with me
aye news guys don't you have any other work then poking your nose i others work?
no! we get TRP by poking
what?
nose
okay i thought you and ministers
so i have heard you talking that you have kareena viras's antidote
why do you care? use cow-dung!
so at last the famous doctors majnu and prash has fount the antidote
the thing for which the people were waiting from months has been found
now we have to see that if this antidode works or not
to know that keep on watching the number one channel gai tv
hello modiji
say dolaad ji
donald!
and you will first give us the antidote
even we are not yet aware about it dolaad
dolaald!
sorry doonald, sorry donald trump is my name
wow
modi is my brother he will give the antidote first to me
wow india got the antidote
asjkagf kjskj
this news is first
aye close this down, first let me check it
majnu bring the funnel
take this bro
aye nagu aye nagu
your sister's DSFDSF, what is it?
open your mouth
hmm ahhhh, why am i getting drunked all of a sudden
bro show it here, this is alcohol sanitizer
what?
what?, so did you see how this two fools have fooled everyone
aye!
they give sanitizer to people by saying it is a anitdote, this proves them a liar
they have not done any invention, they are completely null
aye this is not my antidote
see he is still lying, he has no shame
majnu take them out
aye go out from here, hrrr, look there taimur is pooping on that building terrace (taimur is famous celebrity child)
where is he?
she's gone!
majnu find out who is eklavya, he sent us the wrong anti viras
hello, criplled bro find out who is eklavya,
we have to finish his game, what we will have to go to mahabharat?
bro we will et eklavya in mahabharat
ask him where is this mahabharat?
yeah
bro where will we get this mahabharat named place, what?
bro that happened thousands of years before
what, what is this happening?
and why is this heat increasing so much, switch on the AC
yes bro!
Einstien!
yes boss!
how's the work?
in first class boss!
don't shout, increase the gravity more, i will go and see stifan
ahh boss!
what is it?
boss what do you think about my relativity equation?
oh okay that, it is worst!
those two big nosed guys, traveled time using a aeroplane, they made packets of your theory
and put it behind your black hole
e=mc^2 perfect, einstien= mother chucker
and that even two times
do your work
helllo stiphen hawking?
my name is stephen hawking
leave the name and concentrate on work, have you planted the missiles on the four sides?
yes sir
good, good work
hello, majnu switch on the news
yes bro
so the doctors we were calling heroes are actually zeros
we just saw that in front of bhaven general hospital thousands of people have gathered
prash and majnu losers
prash and majnu losers
i think they are in a  lot of anger, one minute hello what?
we have now got the news from nasa that a aestroid is coming towards the earth in a great speed
which is impossible to stop
some scientist believe this will fall in india
but where, we don't know yet
what is this happening on the earth
i will tell you
this is the Aeroplane old woman
what is it?
i know who is doing all this
what? who?
when you went to 1672 through black hole by time travelling
i was there as well in that plane, i saw you were talking to newton
then newton started shaking below a coconut tree instead of apple tree
for the first time in his life he completed the final stage of laughmating
when he felt there is some invention he wrote a book on law of massturbattion
and he published it as well
then villagers took him out for giving bad information to the villagers
i was watching all this, he started crying below a tree
i went to him and asked him what had happened
he told me i want to revenge you both
i told him i can take you to 2020
because i am a aero nautical engineer
and i saw you travelling time through black hole
i made a plane for him
then we came  to 2020 and then he again left
i thought he won't come back but he bought back newton and stephen hawkings
and then he told us his master plan
Mrs Verma have you sent the sanitizer antidote to them? yes sir
good job now everyone will come to know how big liars they are
one work is done, so now the  other work for which i have called einstien and stifan
we tought this 21st century people science and they used it to completely ruin the world
look outside at the increasing pollution
the number of trees we had in our time has decreased to 10 times of it
the number of animals we had in our time has decreased to 5 times of it
they think this is their father's earth, we made science for peoples benefit
but they have completely used it wrongly, they are not worth of science
we will show them what is science
how that?
this angry land is the place of those two big nose guys
there's a big volcano here, if we combine three of us we will get 450 IQ
and 10 of her that means 460
we will use the science of ours and by the use of earth's gravity
we will call a aestroid from the space and destroy the angry land and the people there
to teach people a lesson we will have to give this small contribution
i have said it so it's done
his intentions are right but the way is wrong
then i thought that only you two can do something for it
so i came back to mumbai to say this to you
i was not aware about newtons intention
you will have to save the angry land and its people
aye! newteya!
when will you stop following me, i won't spare him now
what is your problem, you know i was only happy for 5 years in my life
because there was nothing in my life for 5 years
science! after pooping and pissing i went to the school in KG
in the first 5 minutes of my first class i came to know
human body is a machine, by hearing this my balls hanged themselves
i thought why did my mom and dad did so much of wrong with me
why they didn't make me fair like neighbor bunty, what wrong did I do
i was thinking this and the chapter got closed, madam said I will ask you questions tomorrow
I got scared, next day I went home and opened science book that opened up my brain
i reached school my teacher asked what are the 5 vital organs of our body
touch and show, but i had heard this vital organ for the first time in my life
i thought vital organs are those organs that we hide and keep
so I caught my dcik in front of everyone
you have a very big six sense
i anyhow passed the school, my dcik couldn't handle big big 12th grade equations of science and got failed
the whole angry land was seeing as if newton was their uncle
then i thought that i should leave science
but when i saw outside my window, people were putting shoes over bunty for taking arts
so for society I again went to science, which was engineering
after going to engineering i came to know some thousand years ago
some old people wrote a lot of books
whose weight has to be lifted by the dcik of crores of students
so i took a swear that i will revenge for the crore dciks
if newton didn't discovered gravity would we fly in the air?
if that bottle opener didn't make that nuclearr weapan
so japan would go and sit on America's lap
his name is robert oppenheimer
shut up! if that einstien didn't make relativity equation
the earth wouldn't have 70,000 attom bamb
then i decided, i did hardwork from diploma to engineering 4-5 years studying at night
when i got hospital board repairing work
a doctor through a window was counting money in bundles
then i discovered a law, which was against all science laws
we engineers went against the science we became doctors and helped people
yesterday a boy came to us and said a spider bit me
i made 10 more different spiders bit him at the same spot
that boy became spiderman
we made a electrician thor, and a police officer iron man using just one law
law of inverse science, do you know what is dark matter
bro what do you think you will say all this rubbish and people will believe it
yeah i was watching cosmos yesterday, even if i leave science science doesn't leaves me
like this three bfkafklja kjabfjk, the came from the past to the present to eat my head
i won't spare them, if they are science fathers we are anti-science father's
i want them once in my hands
prash!
Nagu what happened?
prash something is happening to me prash
i thought in that plane that he was terrrorrist
so i mixed pioson in the antidote listening to Newton
i didn't knew he was your friend i made a mistake, forgive me
what? nagu bro
Nagu nothing will happen to you, talk to me talk to me
bro we made him drink the whole bottle
prash save me you guys are doctor, you can do anything
no no we are not doctors, majnu call the doctor
bro the whole hospital is filled with mechanical engineers
pa pa pra
nagu
maj
yeah bro i am here say say
d daru (alcohol)
nagu what happened , talk to me talk to me,
nagu bro get up nagu bro
nagu get up, aye get up don't kid, let's go and have a drink
nagu get up nagu nagu
bro!
forgive me!
i swear on nagu if he is not back,
i will vanish all the scientist from the earth
i will burnn all the school and colleges, no one respected me when i got failed in science
that science took my friend from me, now i won't spare that newteya
if i don't make them remember my law, i am not really a prash
where will i find them
near angry land volcano
majnu call all the patients
yes bro
hello angry angers
hello stifan hooking, drop those birds
yes boss!
bro we are spending money for no use on this goats
no majnu we have made them using inverse science, they w ill learn about their powers soon
aye what are you doing
hmm shaktiman you are back? (First Indian superhero)
leave that what are you doing?
we are playing tiktok tiktok
play play, but remember one thing chewing and applying tobaco on hair are both wrong doings
sorry shaktiman!
bro there is the volcano
see he is using that machine to call the aestroid
we will have to blast that machine
yes bro
plane activate the super pilot mode
einstien attack that plane down
yes sir
majnu turn the plane!
Aye! what is this happening?
hahaha now i will go out of peace
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To be continued
