Hey, so we are currently three days into no eyebrow life, honestly it hasn't been that bad except sometimes I still wake up and I go
To the mirror and then I shocked myself because I'm like, what the fuck am I looking at?
But I've also done that with my eyebrows on so, I don't think much has changed
But after I uploaded that video which by the way, I uploaded at 2:00 a.m
accidentally without scheduling it. normally my videos upload in the morning, but you guys were
Nocturnal, do you not sleep either you're taking away my personality trait.
I'm supposed to be the one who gets no sleep
I'm the one who's supposed to edit videos cuz it's so hard.
Oh my god
No, people are gonna hate me for saying that
and you guys were supportive mostly....
I mean a lot of you guys were still shocked and still thought it was an April Fool's joke
I unintentionally inspired you guys to shave your eyebrows off too and heads
I am NOT responsible for your mom whooping your ass
So blame Jenna Marbles for this she inspired me
But someone tweeted a screenshot at me that said eyebrows take four to six months to grow back,
four tO WHAT NOW?.
WHAT, ooh, it's so bright
I refuse to believe that because I think I know my eyebrows well
But I also trust science so I might have fucked myself over.
It's not the first time but today I thought might as well monopolize off of my canvas
why not try to draw some eyebrows that you guys suggested.
so I tweeted "give me some of your crazies ideas" and we're gonna get started.
So like the last video we're gonna get close
This is the first time I've drawn them in normally and honestly, it's not that bad from far away
Also, I would just like to confirm my eyes are brown. They're not black!
also, be aware we have a guest that was not invited to the party. So let's just see what happens.
[shocking]
oh god, I forgot it looked like that actually. As time progresses I'll be able to do these like beautifully.
Jesus, I lOok diSguSTing.
Why did you guys say I look fine? Everyone's like you still a cute, bitch! Stop lying you're delusional
delusion
convince yourself
if your friend did this you would totally judge them and you would not be like "you're still just as attractive if not more"
All right. So the first suggestion that got was from my friend and he told me to do this photo
I don't know where this photo came from
I don't want to know where but I have this palette that was
Originally, when I did the Pride Month video where I painted my whole face rainbow and that is nightmare fuel still
I love that photo
I don't know why I didn't occur to me that I should use this from my eyebrows because these are very
Pigmented and the shit is great quality
Beauty gurus step up your game.
and like a true painter. I'm going to use actual paint brushes
Not eyeshadow brushes. now I need black for this one. So you're supposed to spray it a little bit. Ooh, this is growing algae
I'll be right back. basically treating this as watercolored.
by the way, I'm not putting foundation over my eyebrows because I don't have enough
I gotta save it for special occasions, you know like facetime with the boy
phshsshsh
Okay, draw the straight line
...
not bad..
That could honestly be worse and if you watch drag race, you know these brows like it's not uncommon to do a
hughn
type of look, I might have a little more sad maybe that's because I'm- I'm sad right now
My dad won't let me get those Costco rolls because he is paranoid that the corona virus is inside of them
I'm like you literally are turning into those, Insane people.
rice is not enough dad.
That's the first world problem
I'm just gonna put myself to the side and like put the picture here, you know
I love the Sun because it lets you see how much of a fool I am right now
But it's really starting to get hot in here. I don't know what to name this brow.
We'll call it skinny and sad
Guys, this is lit. I thought this was a joke not sponsored. It actually works pretty well
Also, I get acne all over here now cuz I keep painting over it
Okay, my friend suggested that I do hearts or stars like mini ones. Alright, here we go. Red eyebrows
Oh, bitch, this is not, nope. Mm-hmm. My hairs are already growing back. You guys are fucking liars
This is not gonna look right. I also can't talk during this because my eyebrows are so expressive. They just go up
Everywhere, they like spazzing out.
oh Geez, I was so shocked at how amazing that line was that I just started shaking.
oh..oooh.
Damn are you guys seeing this? This is so impressive. I'm telling you shave your eyebrows in order to get a steady hand
It's the easiest way.
oh fuck. Oh my god. It's just this paintbrush bend so weird. Actually I could have used this brush. Damn it
We're now neither like go around it and clean it up. ooh wait actually sort of worked. Oh my god
Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Oh no. No, noooo
so only one of these hearts actually looks like a heart but the rest are very deformed children
So sorry, I couldn't do your heart eyebrows justice. This is what it looks like
Someone jump on this wagon and put this on vogue. not me! not the brow! the idea!
One swipe. Oh my god. It's beautiful
A lot of you guys said rainbow brows.
i....
Don't know if I have that skill, but we will try. I don't even know if I can get the ombre effect
But I'm gonna get the smallest brush I own and I'm gonna see this possible for me to get my normal brows in rainbow form
where do I start!
Okay, red. Orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Okay, so I need to end this red like right now. Okay, next color orange
What ombre was I thinking? Oh my god. There's no way I can do it.
I don't know
I don't know if this is going well or really bad right now
And now I gotta sharpen the tail, whoa the pimple there mmm mmm, I just spilled everything
Maybe this is where eyeshadow succeeds because you can actually blend. Okay, all the colors are done now. I need to clean this up
So I'm gonna go under and basically wipe it off. It's not far off from the actual shape
What!
What.. why.. where... how?
Explain
once again, I cannot get eyebrows that are even because this one is like sharp
But this one is like Curvaceous. whatever. Let me see if I can blend the two together
Okay, it's kind of working
Y'all can't even spell blended. Oh my god, this is with paint guys next time I go to pride I'm doing this
Guys that's so
amazing
Honestly, the true art is this napkin that I tortured after. I wouldn't be so sad all that work
I'm gonna do two more before my hands give up because they are cramping already. Everyone is saying warms on a string
Why! who did it on tik-tok that made you want to do this?
I guess I'll do blue worms because that's what I'm used to looking at
This also counts as the squiggly brows. I'm not gonna do them again
But this is what you would get. is Lady Gaga done something along this
I don't know why I'm getting those vibes. that side profile is very suspicious right now with this
Going along my nose. All right, I need to do whites for the eyes
blop
boo blop
blop
Yep, and then of course, I need to use black dots
No, it's not working the way I wanted it to. Here are your worms on a string or at least my attempt at it? What if I
no I can't make them move. I don't know how to do the wave. That's enough of that. off! off!.
oh shit Is that staining?
ohggfshfgkb
oh no, just be warned blue might stain. All right for my final look I'm going to choose
Squilliam fancy-son eyebrows. Bitch, I'm gonna have to like connect dots so two dots in the middle
Mmm, I didn't mean to do that.
Oh bitch Oh
Should I go running like this? I don't want to draw my eyebrows again
If I'm gonna go running I might as well just use this one.
hgmmm
Squidward. my name is squilliam squilliam fancy-son who put you on the planet?
"WhO PuT YoU oN ThE PlAneT? YuGGH"
Well, that is all for today's video. I'm gonna end it here
Actually, I lied. Hi guys voice over Frederick here back at it again with another round of me talking too fast
Apparently, I mean honestly just slow down the video like I'm not gonna slow my voice for you Karen
But when I turn off the camera, I went to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror and said "This is not enough
I'm not satisfied yet because this is probably the last time I'll be able to do this or else I'll be you know a
Disgrace to society, which I'm not far from getting there at this rate", but I don't want to talk about that right now
I came back, but I didn't turn on the mic
So that's why we're voicing this over but as you can see were doing
"Hell Yeah" brows because it was Jenna Marbles who actually started this whole eyebrow shaving trend in my opinion
She walked so quarantined females could run and shave their brows off in the bathroom, too
And I did take them off initially because I really can't draw letters on my face
They look.. they're very Wiggly if that's the best description. I can give it like just not words
It looked like a child did it and I was debating like trying to voice this over
but in real-time like trying to imitate what I was saying, that did not work and you're just gonna have to deal with my
awkward talking to the camera, even though nothing's like going on next up on the list pixel eyebrows, and they
Honestly, were so fun to do. like I really feel like this could be on vogue
Maybe it's just my inflated ego, but I honestly think this was a good look maybe not on my face
Maybe like on an actual models face
I mean drawing two squares that already looks like
You know those E-girls who just shave off half their eyebrows like that doesn't look too weird and I feel like if E-girls did
This it would help their brand because it's like, oh I'm into games
like I'm quirky, my eyebrows match my quirkiness too- if you wants some actual tips on how to do these I took a paint brush and
wet it and water it and just like
Erased the size to make it look more like a square and I definitely got carried away with the shape because I just kept stacking
blocks and blocks on top of each other
think it would look fine eventually
And now they look surprised. like I'm constantly just in shock at nothing. kind of looks like I have two birds on my face trying
To fly away and from my final look and yes as a drag race reference
I wanted to do KK sliders eyebrows, and that is because I am currently on my animal crossing addiction
catch me streaming it almost every day @ that midget asian go follow it... go fucking follow it.
people will keep going on they're like, "I didn't know you had to twitch" no shit
You don't even bother looking at the description that I put ten minutes into every video. for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about
First of all shame on you second of all KK slider is an animal crossing character
He is a white dog with bold eyebrows and plays guitar and everyone loves them, but I don't think anyone realizes
how weird his eyebrows are if you put them on like, not his face, like well other
Organism with those eyebrows work on not a human eye
Proving it right now and I guess this is gonna be the end of the video because I don't want to drag this voice over
On and I lost so much good footage because of this microphone
I made so many good jokes, and maybe I'm just trying to convince myself that I'm funny
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this might be like the second-to-last video I do about my eyebrows because they're basically starting to grow back. you bitches saying it's only 4
To 6 months our liars. my eyebrows are like a trilogy, like a book series. stay tuned for the final video
Anyways, I love you guys and everything is less than 3
