AssalamuAlaikum guys and welcome to another episode of
"This Week In The Dunya"
Intro: Smile2Jannah😄
Lets jump straight into it, shall we?!
First bit of news guys, James Bond 25 should be out very soon.
And the actor that has been selected to play the villain is none other than...Ramy Malik!?
Who?
Ramy has acted in "Mr.Robot", the movie "Bohemian Rhapsody",...
and of course now, "Bond 25".
Why on Earth am I bangin' on about this sort of stuff?
Well its something very interesting!
First of all, the guy's not a Muslim, yeah.
He's Egyptian...and he has an Christian heritage
So he was given the villain role, yeah.
He was like...
"You know what , if this role has been given so I can play some...
...Arab terrorist villain guy who uses his religion to justify...
...the terrorist acts, then you know what, I am NOT you guy!"
Now for somebody in his position to say that...
takes a lot of respect, mate!
So mush respect to you Ramy Malik for not selling out Muslims...
even though you're not a Muslim yourself
I know some people might be watching saying...
"yeah, but Muslims are terrorists. They are bombers and stuff."
but let's look at the statistics guys
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Every 12 minutes It's the US... that's dropping bombs!
Yes, that's right!
EVERY 12 MINUTES, MATE!!!
Next bit of news, Khabib has got a fight coming up in September, InShaAllah(God Willing), and...
there was a press conference that happend of the 5th of July
and this pretty much...
...and this pretty much summarised it...
QUESTIONER: Give us your idea for your plan as a champion, are you somebody who wants to fight frequently...
KHABIB: I just wanna maul people, this is what I wanna do.
Zeeshan: I mean, he takes it so casually.
"You know I get up in the morning, I read my Fajr Salah...
ya' know I brush my teeth with Miswak
ya' know I maul somebody, then...
ya' know I have the breakfast then I go to work
and I may maul somebody again
It's just SO casual - the way the guy just says it.
"Yeah I'm just gonna maul...I just like mauling people, you know.
Of course, all over social media...
has been the death of a Somali Immigrant...
by the name of Shukri. I think she's a 12 year old
and her dead body was found in a...
river somewhere, and there were bite marks and scratch marks on her.
And apparently the police has close the case.
And the school are trying to distance themselves from the case and the publicity but
considering the evidence that's coming out, people are saying
"Don't close the case, you need to look into it!".
And you know what guys, I'll put the link in the description👇
for the petition
Lets sign it!
All for one, one for all. Ya' know what I mean?!
Today Its Shukri, tomorrow it could be someone else
So lets make sure we do that InShaAllah.
Next bit of news, "Trump's campaign", I mean does that guy even need to campaign
with all the hate that's going on
I mean...he's gonna get the votes anyway.
If his laziness knew no bounds
I mean this is a new level of laziness
In his campaign. they're using this fake...
they're using this fake stock pictures that you just get of
the internet and just put
'"Yeah I'm voting for Donald Trump...I'm happy and all that..."
I mean the guy is not bothering anymore - he's not putting in any effort.
Its like he knows he's gonna be getting the votes
Next bit of news, that Dubai ruler's wife has left him for the bodyguard, supposedly.
I mean, what do we learn from this?
Its just another reason to go to the gym, isn't it?!
Don't rely on other people to look after your family.
All this free mixing business
Eventually its gonna come around and bite you in the back side
OUCH! [sarcastically]
Some of you may have heard Quebec...
which I don't know is somehow linked to Canada
they banned the Hijab.
The guy that was responsible for pushing
this whole thing had a picture with Malala Yousafzai
who, we know, wears the Hijab!
So people stared saying:" That's hypocritical, mate. You're tryna ban it....eh
and on the other hand your posing with Hijabis.
What, on Earth, is going on?!"
Imagine if she wanted to be a teacher, and then this...
mug goes:" Yeah, if she did wanna be a teacher, she'd have to take her Hijab..off"
Yeah, that's it!
But you know what I'd say to Malala?
If ever, you know, you're hittin' those rough times and you have to...
take a teaching job in Qubec...
tell that guy "I'll take this job on one condition:
I'll take my Hijab off, and You take you PANTS off mate!"
"If you want me to expose my hair...
then you gotta expose...your ha...ye..ye...yeah?"
I think you guys get the point!
And next, we move onto: Nicki Minaj, yeah.
So Nicki...Min...hajj
is going to Saudi now
but she's not going to perform Hajj, yeah.
Nicki Min..hajj...yeah😄
She's not going to Perform Hajj or Umrah, she's actually
going there to be semi-naked and sing, yeah because
that' what you think Saudi, you think Umrah...Hajj...
and...Muslims...and practicing people...
and then you think Nicki, yeah, with her...
bits and bobs hanging out and bouncing on the stage going "boga boga"
or whatever, ya' know, her lyrics are
I think I'm pretty close with - what I said.
Just because you're bringing..."Nicki Manhaj" there
it doesn't naturally mean that her...Manhaj... is gonna be legit now.
Maybe she'll wear The Hijab, yeah...she'll wear the Hijab
and she'll do a few nasheeds, yeah
Omar Esa cover nasheeds, obviously yeah.
Tsk....Let's leave it there!
Until next time...
Assalamu Alikum(Peace Be Onto ya'll)
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