Hey, Jacksepticeye
I bet you think we're bros
Just cause we hang out I bet you think we're straight up home dogs just cause' we hugged once.
Well, guess what? I hate my dog and
I hate you too. The fuck is this? Well that's
it. That's it. OH, IT'S ON! Prepare to get
flamed.Bitch. Jacksepticeye, more like Jack-Septic-Bye.
PewDiePie, ha more like Pew- I wish you'd-
die. Jacksepticeye, more like Jack-Septic-Tank.
Your facial hair makes you look like a prepubescent
member of isis. You say I have a prepubescent
beard? Well, maybe I just don't want to grow
one as long as yours that makes me look like
a fuckin' homeless person. You wish you had
this hair. Bitch. Does somebody not have a
beard anymore?! Did somebody lose the beard
and you have to cover it up now with a mask
because you're too embarrassed to show it
off? hahahah You know what I can't say I blame
it though. If I was your beard, I would want
to get away from you as fast as possible too.
Hey Jack, when I first saw you, I gagged.
Hey Swedish boy, I've got some furniture over
here I'd like you to build. Your abs looks
like a vagina, so I'll have to blur that shit.
Blur that shit. This is what your fans think
you look like. This is what you really look
like. Which is convenient because your videos
are about as cringy as a dove commercial.
At least I don't look like a hairy Swedish
meatball. I would show you what you really
look like, except it's against the terms of
service to pull down my pants and show my
ass to the camera. I found, I found your
twin Jack, get it? cause you're Irish.
I'm roasting your whole family Jack. You're all
a bunch of potatoes. You say I look like a
potato? You say this is my family? I eat this
shit for breakfast. See this? Jacksepticeye
is clearly a Nazi. You say I look like a Nazi?
Well at least I was in the war, you Swedish
pussy. You look like Hitler's wet dream. Don't
hate me, I only spit the truth. Jack, you
make me wanna lose my clothes, but not because
you're hot. Because you're ripping me off!
You think that I copy you? Oh hey Felix, when
are you gonna start uploading in 1080p or
60 fps? At least I don't have to put ass and
tits in all my thumbnails to clickbait people
in to watching my videos. Felix, you have
44 million subscribers, where's all the views
bro? Where's all the views? How come I can't
find any diapers in your merch store? How
bout you start selling some PewDiePie dildos
here? So your fans can act like you, and suck
my dick. You only made it big because I gave
you a shoutout. You're my make-a-wish bitch!
This is you as a fucking Minecraft. I thought
you were number one on YouTube? Then why you
tryin' so hard to be a watered down filthy
frank? ALL YOU DO IS FUCKIN SCREAM IN YOUR
FUCKING VIDEOS, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY
AND CREATIVE? THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WATCH
YOUR VIDEOS, IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRAINRECK
AND PEOPLE CAN'T LOOK AWAY. When you gonna
play Amnesia again bro? Where's Amnesia? Where's
the horror games? hehehehehe "How's it goin
bros?" You hear that? Bros? Felix is sexist.
When are we gonna get a "Sister Fist?" ;) When
are we gonna get a "How's it goin' sisters?"
Why is it always bros with you? You got some
sort of fuckin agenda? Check your privilege
Felix! People say I'm the Trump of YouTube,
ya well they're you're the Hillary Clinton! You're
literally worse than Ray William Johnson!
Bitch.
