- I feel like Ken, I feel
like Ken ain't my friend.
- Why you say that?
- I don't know man, it's just weird,
like you know whenever
it's time to like go party
or go hangout or something
he always talkin' 'bout,
"Oh man I wasn't, I
didn't see your number,
"when I was doing this, it
was a last minute thing."
Oh but when he wants something,
then he'll always just like remember
my number immediately and hit me up.
I just don't feel like he's loyal,
like he's not a good friend.
- Oh, so why don't you
just set him up and see?
- What do you mean set him up?
- Like come up with a
scenario you can put him in
and then see if he'll tell you
about it, test his loyalty.
- Ah, but I don't even
know no buff ass Nigerians.
And let alone it don't
even snow out in LA.
I don't even mess with Subway like that.
- Yeah, nobody does.
- Oh I got an idea.
(generic whispering sounds)
- Wait why are you whispering?
- Oh because I don't want the audience
to know what's gonna happen next.
(old school hip hop beat)
- (Tanjareen) Oh, you're
so sweet, you're so- Ken!
Hey, hey Ken this is
Virgil, Virgil this is Ken.
- What's up, Ken? Virgil.
- (KEN) Yeah, that's cool.
- (Tanjareen) Oh.
- (Virgil) He's rude.
- Well that's cool then, um, let's
just keep going where we were going.
- (Virgil) Let's go, let's go.
(old school hip hop beat)
- Hey what's up man?
- Yo, what up man?
- You alright?
- Good.
- That's what's up.
So what you up to?
- Oh nothing much man, just
trying to make it happen.
Trying to come up, like you.
- Ahh.
- You know what I'm saying?
Ballin'
- So you wanna tell me
anything in particular?
Or something you want to talk about?
- In particular?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yes.
- Okay.
- There was this bad*ss Asian
over here the other day.
- Oh.
- (Ken) She walked by and she was like,
everything I wanted, everything!
- (Clayton) Hmm.
- (Ken) You ever Looked
at someone and was like,
"That's the woman that's
gonna have my babies."
They might be short
but they gonna be fast,
I can tell because she had nice calves
and she had little feet but-
- Man I don't give a d-
I'm sorry, um, I mean that that's dope
that you found your
potential queen, you know.
- Thank you, brother.
- I'm happy for you in that way.
- That's the spirit.
- Yeah, I just meant like maybe you saw,
I don't know, Tanjareen
out with another guy?
That you wanna-
- Yeah.
Yeah, I saw her.
- You didn't want to tell me that?
Why did I have to get all,
what, you wouldn't just-
- Well I didn't know if you
were ready for that information.
- What do you mean ready
for that information?
- Well, what if I did tell you,
you start getting the heart palpitations
then you get all crazy,
next thing you know
you go to the guy, named Virgil,
that I saw her with and then she goes,
and snap, boom you cutting break lines.
Next you know they're both
in the car, they're driving.
That's Tanjareen in the passenger seat,
Virgil's driving next thing you know
they get in a crash, both of them die.
Now you gotta go to
jail, I gotta go to jail
for accessory, we in the same cell.
We bunks and everything.
- Mm-hmm.
- But I'm with the Bloods and the Crips
because the brothers gotta
stay together in there.
- Both of them?
- You know what I'm saying.
They give me a shiv, now I gotta stab you
because I don't want to be
in there in the first place.
Now, murder is not something
I'm really down with.
It's not, 'cause I really care.
- Okay, um that was very specific
as to how things would happen, um, okay.
Well let me ask you this, what if
it was a girl that you were dating
and I saw her out with another guy?
Would you want me to tell you?
- Absolutely.
- So you can handle that?
- Oh I can handle that all day.
See if a woman's not cheating on me,
I think there's a problem.
See I cheat, we cheat,
we all cheat together.
That's how I get down
you know what I'm saying?
So if you do see somebody
out that I am talking to,
just tell me because I'm
gonna be like, "Aw, cool."
'Cause I already think
they're doing it anyway,
you know what I'm saying,
that's how I get mines in.
That's why you see me with
so many different women.
- Oh.
- And I've been married like 3 times
but that is information you didn't need.
I'm about to go head and bounce, alright.
- Alright then, boi.
- (Virgil) What's up bro?
- Hey what's up Virgil?
- What's good man, hey
how are you and Ken?
- I don't even know
how to explain it, man.
I mean we were just talking about
how you were out with Tanjareen
and he didn't think
that I could handle it.
- Wait, what, me? I wasn't out...
- Come on man he was telling me how he saw
you out with Tanjareen and all that.
- No, bruh, I had an audition,
what are you talking about?
No but I gotta go, alright?
I'll catch you later alright, stay up.
- Alright, alright then, boi.
So if you weren't out with Tanjareen,
which Virgil was out with Tanjareen?
(sad slow music)
- (Ken) His name should be Virgil.
- Oh I'm gonna call you Virgil?
(laughter)
(cow mooing)
(laughter)
- How did it go with Ken?
- (Virgil) How'd it go
with Ken, alright let's go.
- Okay I'm not gonna say that.
- You could say all of that.
♪ Tanjareen, Tanjareen, ay ♪
(heavy bass)
♪ Tanjareen ♪
