♪ ♪
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
PROPOSED BY ALBERT EINSTEIN
IN 1915
DESCRIBES GRAVITY NOT AS A FORCE
BUT AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THE
CURVATURE OF SPACE TIME
♪ ♪
AN UNEVEN
DISTRIBUTION OF ENERGY
[YAWNS]
RESULTING IN THE
GRAVITATIONAL...
DILATION
♪ ♪
AS WELL APPROXIMATED BY SIR
ISAAC NEWTON LAW
OF UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION
♪ ♪
GRAVITY IS IN FACT A FORCE
♪ ♪
TO EACH OTHER
AND A MATHEMATICAL
RELATIONSHIP
♪ ♪
ANY QUESTIONS?
♪ ♪
... CLASS YESTERDAY
TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST, MS. BUNNY PEACHBOTTOM
♪ ♪
ONLY HUMAN, KNOW TO HAVE
COPULATED
WITH AN EXTRA TERRESTRIAL AND
LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT
♪ ♪
I WANT YOU AHH FELLAS TO
GIVE A WARM RESPONSE
TO MS., MS. BUNNY,
MS. BUNNY PEACHBOTTOM
♪ ♪ [CLAPS]
THANK YOU
[WHOLE CLASS STARTS CLAPPING]
HI GUYS
THIS IS SO COOL
LET ME JUST SAY, I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE ASTRONAUTS
ARE THESE GUYS REALLY
ASTRONAUTS?
I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE OUR
FINEST CADETS,
I THINK THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE
IS PLAYING WIHT HIS THINGY
JOHNSON, KEEP IT UNDE CONTROL
WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUE WITH YOUR
TRAGIC STORY OF ALIEN WOE
OK, SO I WAS TOTALLY DRIVING
DOWN THIS WINDY ROAD
SINGING ALONG TO THIS SONG ON
THE RADIO, HAPPY AS CAN BE
WHERE SUDDEBLY OUT OF NOWHERE,
I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF GAS
OUT OF GAS SHE SAYS
SO I HOPE OUT OF THE CAR AND
GRAB MY TWO HUGE CANS
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[CLEARS THROAT]
HUH?
NOTHING, PLEASE CONTINUE
ANYWAY, I'M WALKING DOWN THE
ROAD WITH MY CANS SWINGING SIDE
TO SIDE
WHEN A SPACESHIP SWOOPS DOWN
AND GRABS ME
THIS IS A CLASSIC ALIEN
ABDUCTION
YEAH, YEAH, SO THEN I'M FINALLY
COMPLETELY NAKED
YOU'RE COMPLETELY NAKED?
YEAH, COMPLETELY NAKED, SO THEY
START STROKING AND RUBBING
STROKING AND RUBBING
AND STROKING
UP AND DOWN MY ENTIRE BODY
YOUR ENTIRE BODY YOU SAY?
YEAH..
FROM THE TIPS OF MY TOES
TO THE TIPS OF MY...
[2 BELL SOUNDS] TIPS
AHHH, DID THEY SAY ANYTHING?
YES, AS A MATTER OF
FACT THEY DID
WELL, WELL, WHAT DID THEY SAY?
THEY SAID, WE GET TO
FUCK THE PRETTIEST
WE GET TO FUCK THE PRETTIEST
WE GET TO FUCK THE PRETTIEST
WE GET TO FUCK THE PRETTIEST
WE GET TO FUCKING
♪GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING
GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING ♪
♪GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING
GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING ♪
♪GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING
GET TO FUCKING, GET TO FUCKING ♪
♪ GET TO FUCKING, GET TO
FUCKING OOOHHH ♪
♪ THIS IS THE STORY OF
A ONE-EYED WOLF ♪
♪ CALLED THE HONEY
OF SUPERDOOM ♪
♪ SHE RODE HER FIVE LEGGED
BEAST IN A MIRRORED BIKINI ♪
♪ RIGHT OUT OF THE WOMB ♪
♪ THEY CHASED EACH OTHER WITH
STEAM AND KNIVES SCREAMING ♪
♪ OIL IS IN MY VEINS ♪
♪ AND THEN SHE GRABBED A BIG
OLD PIPE AND SMOKED UP SOME ♪
♪ FINE OLD MONKEY BRAINS ♪
♪ GET ON IT! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ NOW SOME SAY
THAT ONE-EYED WOLF ♪
♪ OWNED A MIDGET WHO
WAS ALMOST TEN FEET TALL ♪
♪ HE SPRAY-PAINTED
UFOS ARE REAL ♪
♪ IN THE RUBBLE
OF THE BERLIN WALL ♪
♪ SO FINALLY ON
THAT FATEFUL DAY ♪
♪ THEY WENT LOOKING
FOR SUPERMAN ♪
♪ SINGING I'M GONNA
GET MY 20 BUCKS ♪
♪ AND VACATION IN JAPAN
- LOOK OUT! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WELL, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S FUCKING
IN A U.F.O. ♪
♪ WELL, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S FUCKING
IN A U.F.O. ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ NOW EVERY NIGHT THIS
WOLF COMES A PEEPING ♪
♪ THROUGH FILTHY
GLORY HOLES ♪
♪ HE POUNDING ON A RUBBER
BAT AND A BIG OL JELLY ROLL ♪
♪ I SAID LOOK TO THE SKIES ♪
♪ I THINK I SAW A
SPACESHIP READY TO FEAST ♪
♪ BUT ALL THEY HAD WAS
JIZZ ON THE WALLS ♪
♪ AND THE BONES OF
A MANGLED PRIEST ♪
♪ LOOK OUT! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ NOW BABY DOLL
WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪
♪ WHEN THE SPACEMAN
COMES TO TOWN ♪
♪ I THINK HE'S GOT A
ONE-TRACK MIND ♪
♪ AND HE LIKES TO
BOOGIE DOWN ♪
♪ SO IN THE END
ALL THAT SHE DID ♪
♪ WAS MURDER METROPOLIS ♪
♪ AND SHOW US A BIG
FUCK THE WORLD ♪
♪ CARVED RIGHT ONTO
HER CHEST ♪
♪ LOOK OUT! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WELL, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S FUCKING
IN A U.F.O. ♪
♪ WELL, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S FUCKING
IN A U.F.O. ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
♪ GET UP ♪
♪ ♪
STROKING AND RUBBING
STROKING AND RUBBING
AND STROKING
UP AND DOWN
MY ENTIRE BODY
♪ ♪
