A RAPPER WANTS YOU TO GIVE HIM
$1 MILLION.
AND A FAN DEVASTATED AFTER
LOSING HIS MEAL AT A BASEBALL
GAME. I WOULD ALSO LIKE $1
MILLION TO HELP PROVE THE
GRAVITY EXIST.
A RAPPER WANTS YOU TO GIVE HIM
$1 MILLION SO HE CAN PROVE ONCE
AND FOR ALL THAT THE EARTH IS
FLAT.
THE WRAPPER IS CROWDFUNDING THE
LAUNCH OF MULTIPLE SATELLITES
SO HE CAN SEE THE EARTH SHAPE
FOR HIMSELF BECAUSE WE DON'T
HAVE ANY SATELLITES UP THERE
THAT SHOW YOU THIS.
HE REFERS TO HIMSELF AS FLAT
EARTH BOB IN THE GOFUNDME
VIDEO.
HIS PLAN IS TO USE THE
SATELLITE TO PROVE AND -- AT
LAST CHECK THE CAMPAIGN CALLED
SHOW BOB THE CURVE HAS RAISED
OVER 200,000 FOR ITS $1 MILLION
GOAL. I CAN SEE THE MILLION
DOLLARS COMING RIGHT AT HIM.
THIS NEXT GIRL PROBABLY HAS NO
IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE SITTING IN
TRAFFIC INSTEAD OF DRIVING TO
SCHOOL SHE CATCHES A RIDE TO
SCHOOL AND HER FATHER'S
HELICOPTER.
HER DAD WAS A COMMERCIAL
AVIATION PILOT SAYS WHEN HE
FLIES TO HOUSTON HE GETS
PERMISSION FROM HIS DAUGHTER'S
SCHOOL TO ALSO FLY HER TO
CLASS.
THEY LAND NEXT TO THE SCHOOL
LEAVING HER SHORT WALK ACROSS
THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
IT'S FIVE MINUTES VIA
HELICOPTER COMPARED TO A 30
MINUTE DRIVE. YOUR THE NEXT
CARDINALS FAN MONDAY WAS NOT
YOUR LUCKY DAY.
HE WAS WATCHING THE GAME EATING
A PLATE OF NACHOS THE PLAYER
CHASING A FOUL BALL KNOCKED
OVER HIS PLATE OF CHEESY
GOODNESS.
AFTER MAKING SURE EVERYONE WAS
OKAY HE WIPE THE NACHO CHEESE
OFFICE LEAVE HE LATER EMERGED
FROM THE DECK OUT WITH THE NEW
PLATE OF NACHOS FOR THE FAN.
HE BROUGHT THE NACHOS OUT?
YES.
I GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS LAST
NIGHT. IF YOU HAVE ANY
OBJECTIONS TO THE NEXT COUPLE
GETTING MARRIED BARCA NOW OR
FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
THEY GAVE THEIR PAWS IN
MARRIAGE AT A TROPICAL WEDDING.
THE DOGS WERE CHILDHOOD
SWEETHEARTS ACCORDING TO THEIR
OWNER.
THEY HAD A THREE-TIERED WEDDING
CAKE.
THEY SWAPPED COLLARS BEFORE
POSING IN A HOT AIR BALLOON.
AS A HOT AIR BALLOON GOES UP
HIGH YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE
THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH.
