[ Whispers ]
He's gonna have the sex change !
Next Monday
the hospital is hosting...
a medical
seminar-slash-retreat...
for the Fellowship of the
American College of Gynecologists.
[ Whispers ]
l'll get the strippers.
lt is important that they
be received in a manner suitable
to their status and position.
l have traditionally selected
an outstanding student...
to head
the welcoming committee.
The time demands are great,
and l wouldn't want to jeopardize...
the academic performance
of a weaker student.
This year l have chosen...
Hunter Adams.
- [ Students Murmuring ]
- Oh. Well, thank you.
Hunter...
there's a detailed list
of instructions in my office.
Oh, and, uh, the auditorium
could use a good cleaning.
- [ Students Laughing ]
- [ Bell Rings ]
Did you hear him ? ''ln a style according
to their stature and position.''
''l am a great doctor !
Worship me ! Spread before me !
Who dares stand ?''
You know what l'm thinking ? Maybe we
should decorate with a western motif.
How about that ?
Ah.
Something with stirrups
and a big banner that says...
''Howdy, gyneroos !
Dilated to meet ya !''
- How about that ?
- How about just doing it straight ?
- What do you mean ?
- As in, straight to graduation.
Oh. If anybody has a problem with this,
please, just walk away right now.
[ Chuckling ]
Oh.
All right.
Wow ! Yes !
[ Chuckling ]
Okay.
They're right on time.
Good morning, Doctor.
Welcome to campus. Good to see you.
How you doina, Doctor ?
Uh, gentlemen, l believe that
you'll find the facilities here...
are iust perfect
for your purposes today.
We have everything set up
in the auditorium.
lf you'd iust follow me--
[ Students Laughing ]
Welcome, cold-handed ones.
lt's an honor
to greet-slash-welcome...
so many who have touched so many women
is such a powerful way.
Come on in.
Watch out.
It's a little slippery.
And if you think
it's hot out there-- Whoa !
Come on !
[ Imitating Echo ]
Get him
in my office now.
All right, gentlemen,
if, uh-- Ahem--
if you'd
just follow me.
