- [Moon] Calm down, calm down.
- All right so I'm
interested in this video
that you're watching
right now and I do realise
it's a little bit late,
you know but it was not
on time the other day, and me and Moon,
you know, we had some fun.
(mellow music)
- Bingo!
- I don't understand the rules.
That was actual footage.
Anyway let's just carry on with the video.
There we go.
Three, two, one.
All right so I'm up first
thing in the morning,
literally the sun has just come up,
and I am not used to this.
I am not used to this.
It's early a.m.
Hello Mr. Sun!
(gasping)
All right so I have an idea.
I've had an idea, and I thought,
as soon as it popped in
I thought, I gotta do it.
I'm gonna bury myself.
In the sand, right up to my head.
I'm gonna spend the night,
buried up to my face, okay Take Three.
I'm going to bury myself
up to my neck in sand
on the beach and I'm gonna
stay there all night.
This could be the last video I make.
What if the tide covers up --
This is not a joke, I'm just really,
really curious what happens,
I mean is it gonna be
freezing cold under there,
or is it gonna be warm,
is this gonna go well?
Am I gonna go well?
If this video doesn't make it online
it means it did not go well.
(laughing)
Moon, if you see this
right now, please make sure
the video goes online anyway.
Okay, this is getting depressing.
This is getting depressing,
start again, start again.
Take Four.
Bury myself, up to neck, in
sand, overnight, there we go.
That's it.
So what I'm gonna do
first, I need supplies,
I need food, I need
drink, my girlfriend Moon,
she's gonna be there all
night, make sure I'm okay,
bury me in, give me food,
give me drink, entertain me.
Entertain me.
Me and Moon is gonna be there.
This intro is a disaster.
Gotta go buy supplies right
now, then I'm gonna go
to the seaside, to the beach,
get there, dig the hole, get in,
bury myself before it gets
dark, and spend the night there.
Yeah.
Sounds easy when I say it
like that, I'm into it.
Easy.
Job done.
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(gasping)
The floor has dried.
Finally everything's dried out.
If you don't know what I'm talking about
obviously you've not seen the last video.
This place was full water.
Seriously, that bottle
was scuba diving itself,
if this sounds strange,
it's because it was.
So make sure you watch the
last video, I'm gonna put
my legs out right at the end of the video,
don't leave just yet.
Mom, Dad, I'm still sorry,
please, let me back in the house.
(knocking)
Mom, Dad.
Okay, so no more messing
around, let's go to the shop,
buy supplies, I've already
bought a few extra things
like fun things, I'm not
gonna show you what they are,
until later, to make sure, you
stay tuned, and watch that,
because it's gonna be awesome.
Not for me.
It's not gonna be awesome for me.
It's gonna be fun for you
to watch, keep watching,
let's go buy the supplies, go to the shop,
here we go, let's do this.
That were annoying me for so long.
Okay so we're in the shop,
it's time to get food,
it's time to get drinks, get my supplies,
what's today's theme, Moon.
- I've got a better idea.
I'm just allowed my favourite food.
- It's not gonna be fun
I've got no arms, no legs,
I've got no body, I'm
just a floating head.
I've got to have some joy.
- Pomegranate, I love pomegranate.
- I like pomegranate.
- Cheetos, Cheetos, my favourite.
- Doritos, Chilli Heat
Wave, Monster Munch.
Whoa.
- 12 doughnuts.
Look it's got this icing --
- Why then?
- I will also get those.
- I love Jammie Dodgers.
Shall I get Jammie
Dodgers or obviously not
Jammie Dodgers, Jammie
Wheels, or, should I get,
Jammie Creams, they're obviously
not the same thing, jam and cream.
- It's not jam and --
- I'll have them all.
- I did it, I did it.
And I enjoyed it.
(hip hop music)
- In my fingers.
You know what I've not had in a long time
and I really fancy it, Coca-Cola.
- Shh.
Coca-Cola.
- Shh.
- Shh.
- No, no.
- No, no.
Coffee shop, can I get a sandwich.
- Just be more like your sister.
- Exactly.
All right so that's
everything I mean I've gotten
my food, I've gotten my
drinks, I've gotten my snacks,
got my drinks, I already said drinks,
what we're gonna do now, is we're gonna go
to the beach, dig this hole,
get in, this is gonna be fun.
For a bit.
Oh God.
Let's go.
- Yeah.
- Yeah I've got a really good one.
(dance music)
- What?
- The only shovel I could find in garage.
(dance music)
- You're joking.
(dance music)
- We've got a hole!
And I've had an idea.
Right, so I get in, and
obviously you've got
to fill me in then, so look at there.
- Fill me in after.
- Yeah but I get in, so you not
gonna have enough sand, to pour it in.
- Yeah.
To fill me in.
- Actually I sit in here.
And then what do you fill me in with?
- I brought sand.
- You fill me in.
- I don't get it.
- Bye.
- I'm in!
Oh my God!
I don't like it!
Get me out!
I don't, I can't move.
I don't like this.
I don't like it.
Sun's setting.
It's nearly dark, already.
Look at that.
- It's cold already.
This sand is freezing.
Moon I've got an itchy nose.
- Scratch please.
And chin.
Chin chin.
There, there.
There.
All right Moon so just
put the camera down,
so I can just talk to you.
Where you going?
- Not much is happening.
I'm just a duck here.
So I'm sat in like a car seat position.
Imagine you, what's that?
What you got a car for?
Where you got a remote control car from?
- Moon, why now?
No!
Stop it!
I can't, it's tickling my neck!
It kicks all the sand in my face!
No!
(spits)
No!
- No!
(spits)
I've got sand in my mouth, I need a drink!
Moon!
Why?
- I don't, what you mean?
- What?
A sombrero!
No, no!
No!
- Ow!
It's stuck on my actual moustache!
- No, no!
Leave me alone!
I'm glad you took that off Moon.
- You know that's the one hat
that makes me look the most stupid.
The stupidest.
The stupider.
- What?
I couldn't stop her.
It's a wib bob bob bob!
- Show 'em what we bought.
- Show 'em.
The Tamagotchi!
- What we're gonna do is,
open it up, turn it on,
and see who lives longest,
the Tamagotchi or me.
Let me see.
- Ah.
I call him Toby.
- Do I?
I call him Goby.
- Goby.
See who lives longest, me or Goby.
Place your bets in the comments below.
- I do.
She's hatched!
- Goby!
- Lemme look, lemme look!
Lemme look at my baby!
Aw Goby.
Can I have one arm out?
So I can do stuff?
- Why?
Just one arm?
- Just a hand?
- What.
- Well you can't leave me.
- You can't.
- What?
(blowing kazoo)
- No!
- No!
(blowing kazoo)
- No!
(blowing kazoo)
- Turn it off!
- Turn that off!
- No!
It wouldn't shut up!
- Ages!
Ah!
That's nice!
Ah!
Everyone walked past laughing.
No.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Food.
What you doing?
Want it in my mouth.
- No please no.
- Whoa!
I'm so cold and bored, there's
no taking my mind off it.
Did you bring them
eggs, play egg roulette?
- Yeah.
Okay, right.
Let's play.
Oh it's cold.
You first you first.
Okay.
Go.
(Moon squeals)
(laughing)
Ah, that's actually painful!
Boiled one.
- Ah, you look it.
Ah, just the front.
The front.
(slowed sound of screaming)
(screaming)
Go on.
This better be really one.
Boiled one!
No!
Okay go!
Ah!
(slowed sound of screaming)
No!
Go on last one, for you.
(screaming)
Boiled, you cheated!
- Mm.
You cheated.
Hello, I can't write your number down,
I ain't got, a pen or paper, or hands.
Go.
Ah!
- New record!
- New record!
What?
- Where?
No!
Not again, no!
No!
(blows but no sound comes out)
It broke!
(spits)
No, Moon!
No!
(toy babbles)
No!
- [Toy] One, two, three four five!
Woo hoo!
- Moon.
- The wind from the sea, and
all the sand blown in my face,
is just drying my face
out, feels horrible.
- What?
- What's that?
(spits)
- It went in my mouth!
- I didn't mean like this!
- I'm so cold!
- That was stupid.
I'm freezing.
- Stop it!
Ah, I don't think I can
do it for this long.
If it's gonna be this cold.
It may even get colder Moon.
- Just a bit longer, a bit longer.
C'mon.
Moon.
- My nose.
- Yeah I'm cold!
- I wanna get out!
I wanna get out!
C'mon I just wanna get out now!
Yeah I don't like it!
- Get me out!
- I don't like it.
(groans)
- Some food.
I'm so hungry.
Ah Cheetos.
Mm.
Thank you.
That's better.
- I keep getting sand in my mouth.
And can feel it all gritting
in between my teeth.
It's just tastes disgusting,
I keep spitting it out.
I mean I literally, I can't move.
It just feels, it
doesn't feel nice at all,
it's not a nice feeling,
not being able to move.
My toes are absolutely frozen.
And my fingers, just the cold
sand everywhere, there's no escape.
Moon!
- Get me out!
- Goby's gonna win.
- So tired.
- You can't fall asleep.
Someone might pinch the camera.
- Okay.
- I don't know if I can I'm so cold.
I don't think I can.
I can do this Moon.
- I'm still here.
It's what?
- What time is it?
- How long am I staying in here?
- Sun come up Moon?
- No one around.
It's too early!
- Morning!
Nothing like that.
Morning!
Morning!
Get some breakfast please.
- I don't know, just like
a sandwich or something.
- What?
- What you got me?
No Moon, seagulls!
Seagulls, seagulls!
(hip hop music)
