People have criticised me for talking too
quickly. But tough! Nobody can slow me down!
MWAHAHA! Up I go WHEEE and over the barrier
and through big imposing doors and HAZAR!
through the army of enemies and WHEEE over
the gate and over another barrier and through
the automatic gates out comes the machinegun
a RATATATA to their faces and through the
door at the end
and SCREW THIS out comes the rocket launcher
and WHEEE over the corner then bunny hopping
down the area dodging bullets like Neo an'
shit
and through to the second part of the level
and avoiding the urge to shoot them on a shooting
range with my awesome rocket launcher, passing
through the houses HELLO and then off down
to collect the strange floaty coins then out
to another area missing the walls as I go
like a MOTHER.
Finding the optimal path through a bomberman-like
level trying but failing to dodge bullets
then out to the biggest courtyard yet KAPOW
BOOM where you must destroy 3 enemies BOOM
before the gate will open for BOOM you to
proceed to the next area which SURPRISE contains
NAZIS
before WHEE over the bridge for show then
DOWN here then DODGE those damn rocket stealing
nazis then around the corner and SPAM the
next courtyard filled with tanks that go BOOM
dodging baddies all the way then approaching
the final zone out comes Mr Rocket and off
comes
Mr evil's limbs then WHEE over the gate WOOPS
WHEE again yes that's better and avoiding
huggy closet enemies and straight into here
camp as OH NO the truck comes towards me but
conveniently opens up another area eventually
as my time goes up and from then on in it's
just a straight on sprint to the end.
Heahahhhhh. Nice try, ROTT, but no cigar.
Let's see how the next stage can do against
the power of the CUBICLE BROTHERS!
