>> GREFG: My little toys have arrived, at last…
>> VICENS: Your what? Your what? Bro, gimme gimme
>> AGUSTIN: Look at that! The..
>> GREFG: Aguuuuus!
>> ALL: They all speak at the same time
>> GREFG: Are you dumb or what? Give me the llama! Give me the llama!
>> GREFG: Give me the llama! But what are you doing with this? What next?… Not the chest…
>> GREFG: If you think for one second that you’re gonna take the... That’s it!
>> VICENS: What the hell, man?
>> GREFG: I haven’t had any sleep for a long time so don’t mess with …the toys!
>> ALL: Hey, hey, hey!
>> AMPETER: Don’t leave!
>> VICENS: David you’re gonna sign up for the Fortnite tournament, right? Everyone is in!
>> GREFG: What tournament? What? What are you talking about? What tournament?
>> VICENS: It’s gonna be the biggest tournament in history, man. You gotta play, for fuck’s sake!
>> GREFG: But what freaking tournament are you talking about?
>> VICENS: It’s gonna be legendary…You gotta join the game!
>> GREFG: You can’t understand, you have no fucking idea of how many hours I’ve been awake for…
>> AMPETER: Hey, hey, hey! Bro, bro!
>> GREFG: I’d like to leave today!
>> AMPETER: It’s gong be worth it! Didn’t you get the invite? Solapaine didn’t invite you?
>> GREFG: It does ring a bell, man, but I really don’t feel like playing any games…
>> AMPETER: You gotta do this, for the Squad!
>> GREFG: The Squad… Fortnite…I’m…I’m outta here, man!
>> AGUSTIN: Hey, TheGrefg!
>> AGUSTIN: There is something more important.
>> AGUSTIN: (INSIDE JOKE) My uncle is coming…The one who plays the bagpipe.
>> AGUSTIN: (INSIDE JOKE CON’T)He plaaaaaaaaays it…and puts it away!
>> GREFG: Stop messing with me...I need to sleep...
>> VICENS: Where is he going?
>> AMPETER: He didn’t leave anything behind… 
>> VICENS: Not even one 
>> AMPETER: There are no toys left
>> GREFG: You’re mine… only mine…
>> GREFG: Peter! Guuuuys... Where are you?
>> GREFG: Ampeter! Agus! Vicente!
>> GREFG: Guuuuuuys! It doesn’t make any sense…Where is everyone? What’s going on?
>> GREFG WHISPERS: Dammit!…
>> VICENS VO: David you’re gonna sign up for the Fortnite tournament, right? Everyone is in!
>> AMPETER VO: You gotta do this, for the Squad!
FORTNITE: MY MOVIE
10 MILLION SPECIAL
>> TARIFA: Hey! Stay still! Drop everything!
>> GREFG: Stop, stop!
>> TARIFA: Drop everything! Drop everything! Drop everything you have!
>> GREFG: What’s going on? Who are you? 
>> TARIFA: Drop everything you have!
>> GREFG: Tarifa?
>> TARIFA: I’m gonna shoot. Drop everything!
>> GREFG: Tarifa I can see you through the mask. Tarifa it’s me. Grefg. It’s Grefg. Look at me.
>> TARIFA: Drop everything.
>> GREFG: I have nothing. I have nothing. I swear. I have nothing.
>> TARIFA: What are you doing here?
>> GREFG: I just left home. What are you doing…
>> TARIFA: No, no, no, go away!
>> GREFG: Why are you dressed like that? And the weapon? Look what I’m wearing I don’t know what’s going on!
>> TARIFA: Hey! What’s in your pocket? Drop it! I’ve seen it. Drop it!
>> GREFG: I have tissues! Tissues!
>> TARIFA: OK, fine.
>> GREFG: Please tell me what’s going on. I don’t understand shit!
>> TARIFA: Like every other year we have organized a Youtube Tournament. You know the drill. Don’t move!
>> TARIFA: This year…is different. It’s real.
>> GREFG: How can a tournament be…
>> TARIFA: It’s real!
>> TARIFA: It’s a real game.
>> GREFG: But how can a Fortnite game be real?
>> TARIFA: This is real, man.
>> GREFG: It can’t be, a tournament…
>> TARIFA: Of course it’s real!
>> GREFG: No way a tournament can be…
>> TARIFA: If I shoot you now… You die! Look at me, you can get killed!
>> TARIFA: And what about the explosions? It’s so real!
>> GREFG: No. Way.
>> TARIFA: This is a Fortnite game…I’m telling you it’s real!
>> TARIFA: But hey, forget it. Think about it man, you’re really good at Fortnite, I’m just OK at it, I’ll give you a weapon.
>> GREFG: I’m good at it with the playstation…
>> TARIFA: We can team up
>> GREFG: and the computer, Not in real life!
>> TARIFA: It’s the same thing!
>> TARIFA: I’ll give you a weapon and you’ll play the same way. We team up and get to the final easily. Got materials?
>> GREFG: Tarifa!
>> ALPHA: Grefg’s there
>> ALPHA: What’s wrong with him?
>> MARTA: Look at him, he has a weapon
>> ALPHA: Ok, let’s get closer. Be careful.
>> GREFG: Alpha, man! What are yo doing here?
>> GREFG: So good to see you!
>> ALPHA: Grefg, what you have in your hand is a gun. If you are not playing, drop it. Drop it!
>> GREFG: But what’s with everyone pointing guns at me today?
>> GREFG: I swear I don’t know how it got to my hand. It just appeared like that
>> ALPHA: Drop it
>> MARTA: Come on, drop the gun and raise your arms.
>> GREFG: Hold on a minute.
>> GREFG: Who are you?
>> MARTA: Did you just kill my brother?
>> GREFG: So it seems
>> MARTA: What are we going to do now?
>> GREFG VO: A happy ending, huh? Mmmh!
>> GREFG VO: This is what would have really happened if that damn Fortnite gun didn't just take 1 life away!
>> GREFG VO: This, guys, is what really happened.
>> ALPHA: Aaaaah!... Man, you hit me!
>> GREFG: What do you mean I hit you! It was your sister who hit my weapon!
>> ALPHA: Got bandages ?
>> MARTA: No, I have nothing!
>> ALPHA: Oh man! I told ya. I told ya « He’s a bad influence, and a liar, he’s blaming you… »
>> MARTA: Hold on. So now you’re gonna tell me who I should or shouldn’t be hugging?
>> ALPHA: How long have I been warning you?
>> MARTA: I don’t care, don’t tell me what to do all the time!
>> ALPHA: But did you see what just happened?
>> MARTA: I do as I wish!
>> ALPHA: But did you just see that!
>> MARTA: I don't care!
>> ALPHA: Listen, you just saw it! °He shot me in front of you!
>> MARTA: I don’t care! °I don’t care!
>> GREFG VO:  From what we have seen, this seems pretty serious.
>> GREFG VO: I have no other option but to…
>> GREFG: What mess did you get into Grefg? If you don’t get a weapon right away, you’re fucking dead and you know it well…
>> GREFG: I can’t believe my eyes, a llama for a Boogie Bomb? F*cking hell!
>> SALVA: Hold on, did (INSIDE JOKE for bro) brostone Grefg just join the game?
>> SHOOTER: Don’t take it personal Grefg, man, we gotta finish you off.
>> LOGAN: This is gonna be your shortest game, LITERALLY.
>> LOGAN: Hold on, It smells like Marta.
>>LOGAN: Have any of you been with her, brostones?
>> GREFG: Hey brostones, how are you? First of all, let’s calm down, my life is calm.
>> GREFG: Are you aware that we can create the best squad ever that can bust this Fortnite game?
>> SALVA: Grefg, we’re not buying it man. We are the real motherfucking gvngshit and you are the Escuadrón Salchichón, and you are a pain in the neck, man.
>> SHOOTER: You can be our brostone man, but friendship does not count in Fortnite.
>> LOGAN: We’re gonna finish you off.... White men stuff!
>> SALVA: °Yeah, man!
>> NIL: Come on bro, 3 more, I can almost taste our victory royale!
>> GOORGO: We’re going to win!, Come on, let’s go get the next one!
>> NIL: Grefg... Grefg... come out…
>> NIL: Bro, we can see you, dude
>> GREFG: Guys, let’s do this: I don’t have team right now. I've been all day trying to team up...
>>GREFG:so why don’t we team up? Together we’ll win this game.
>> GOORGO: Come on Grefg, this is not Heretics! Here we are not together, we know you’re with the Escuadrón Salchichón.
>> NIL: Yeah come on bro, don’t make this harder, come out we won’t hurt you
>> GREFG: I’m not coming out! I’m not coming out!
>> NIL: Bro, are you thinking the same as me?
>> NIL y GOORGO: A Clinger?
>> GOORGO: Oh boy!
>> GREFG: Think Grefg, think! You gotta have something
>> VICENS: God! The missing member of the Escuadrón Salchichón! Okyokio
>> AGUS: Hey bro, Thank God! We’ve missed you man!
>> AMPETER: Bro,bro, which one is easier? Getting her love or winning this game?
>> GREFG: Well, the skin really looks… sexy on you, to be honest.
Oh by the way! You know what happened to me?, I encountered Tarifa, Alpha, Marta, the pisci...
>> AGUS: ha, ha, hold on, hold on, so he finds it interesting, hold on.
>> VICENS: Tell him, tell him, tell him..
>> AMPETER: Tell him, tell him! (Speaks over Vicens).
>> AMPETER: Get ready, get ready, get ready.
>> AGUS: I was strolling through Pleasant Park and I saw a blue hair and I asked myself: Who is this loser?
>>AGUS: I had to kill him with a trap and it was Ninja's Hyper.
>> VICENS: It was awesome.
>> GREFG: The storm, the storm! Squad! Run! Run!
>>GREFG: Vicente! Run! What are you doing? Run!
>> GREFG: Run, Vicente!
>> VICENS: huh? Wait for me! The storm is coming for me!
>> GREFG:  Run!
>> VICENS: Guys wait for me for God’s sake! Wait! No! No! No! No!
>> AGUS:(Sighs)
>> GREFG:What’s wrong?
>> AGUS: Vicente, man, Vicente passed away
>> GREFG:Listen guys.
>> GREFG: How many things have we gone through as a squad, how many? How many things have we gone through as friends?
>> AMPETER: Many.
>> AGUS: Many.
>> GREFG: We got ahead of the storm, I have materials, we’re gonna do this together.
>> AMPETER: (SCREAMS): Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
>> GREFG: I promise, let’s go ahead.
>> AGUS: In honor of Vicente!
>> GREFG: All for one
>>AGUS: Let's go!
>> GREFG: Wow! I have no materials!
>> GREFG: Nooooo!
>> GREFG: Firts I lost Vicente, and now Ampeter, Agustin...
>> GREFG: All because I had no materials left!
>> GREFG: Oh, well, I could have seen that wood a little earlier.
>> LOLITO: Yepa!
>> LOLITO: °So!, did you like it? Come on cheer up Grefg.
>> GREFG: Lolito? What are you doing here? Are you the last player?
>> LOLITO: No!, I’m not playing. I’m just here with my doggie checking out the end of the game.
>> GREFG: So who’s the enemy, then? Who do I have to fight against?
>> LOLITO: Don’t you really know who your last opponent is, Grefg? Are you sure you don’t know?
>> GREFG: I just want to end this game, please Lolito, tell me, I can’t do this anymore!
>> LOLITO: You gotta look deep inside Grefg
>> GREFG: Deep inside, my last opponent, who could it be, who could it be?
>> LOLITO: Grefg!
>> LOLITO: Remember when I said I wasn’t participating? Bing! I lied, bro!
>> GREFG: Lolito
>> LOLITO: I’ve waited very long for this moment to come, Grefg.
>> GREFG: Please don’t tell me this is how it ends. I’ve lost friends, people have even died dancing.
>>GREFG: What’s next? a drop falling on my head!
>> GREFG: This can’t be true...
>>GREFG: Lolito has died?
>> GREFG: This means… I’m the winner! I’ve won the game!
>> GREFG: Guys… Are you OK? Are you OK! Look at you! You are all OK!
>> VICENS: What do you mean are we OK? Of course we’re fine, what’s going on?
>> GREFG: What’s going on? I just had a nightmare.
>> AGUS: What the fuck?
>> VICENS: What are you saying, David? Come on here, come here, sit down! Just play a game, you look like you want to.
>> GREFG: Okay man, I don’t know.
>> GREFG: Take over, I’ll be back, I’m gonna get some water, I’m really thirsty.
>> AMPETER: Are you OK?
>> GREFG: Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. don’t worry, I’m fine.
>> AMPETER: Ok I’ll take over.
>> GREFG: Noooooo!
FORTNITE: MY MOVIE
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