- My whole family are your biggest fans.
But who's been your biggest fan encounter
not including myself?
- You know, I get
Everyday some love on the streets.
I get happy.
- Do you like that too?
- Yes I do, yes (Jeniffer laughs).
- It makes me feel good.
It like I don't need
anybody but those people.
- (laughs) 'Cause they're
the ones who really know you.
- (laughing drowns out talking)
By the way the Mother! movie
when I was watching Javier I was saying
this is very similar to me.
- I think it's much worse for
comedians 'cause everybody
you just assume they're your best friends.
- Yeah, I have that thing when I'm out
eating and stuff, people pull
up a chair more then I'd say.
You get that to though, 'cause you--
- No, it's not as bad 'cause
I'm not a comedian so I'm not--
- But you're famously
light and approachable.
- Oh, thank you.
I just generally, once
I enter a public place
I become incredibly rude (Adam laughs)
I turn into a huge asshole.
- You get icy?
- Yeah and that's kind of like my only way
of defending myself, it's just being--
- Put the black cape--
- Yeah, just be an asshole.
Like, see somebody walking
towards my table, just go.
Or like, "Can I have a
selfie?" And I'm like "No!"
(Adam laughs)
That's like, my only defense.
Though, I don't really have it that bad.
One of my best friends is
Amy Schumer, she's a comedian
- Yes, yes.
- I take my dog to the park
all the time to central park,
as soon as I meet her in
the park we're fucked.
- And she's a massively
friendly to the world, right?
- Yeah, one time we were passing
somebody and they were like
what was that movie that
she just had out, Snatched?
Somebody passed us and they were like
"Snatched was amazing!"
and I just went "Thank you!",
And I totally meant it, like I didn't hear
what the girl said and I was
like, "Thank you so much",
she was like "Wow" (both laugh).
"What a cunt".
- It was about you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That person was just trying
to find a way to talk to you.
- I'm sure was just
talking about my crotch.
(both laugh)
- Yes.
I don't shut 'em down,
I do, oh, you know what
my new move has been
that works all right when it's a
older guy, my age, wanted
to take a picture with me?
They all "Hey Adam, can I get a picture?"
And I always say, "Yeah,
you don't want that, man."
And the guy goes "What?"
And I go "you don't want that".
And he's like "Yeah, yeah, I don't".
- Wow.
- Kinda works.
'Cause I say "Well, you don't wanna walk,
"what are you gonna do with it?"
- You know what sometimes I do?
I go "(sighs) It's my
day off" (Adam laughs).
Like if it's Sunday I'm like
"It's Sunday, I'm not working today."
- You're good.
- Yeah.
- No, I used to sit
'em down, I'd feed 'em.
Let them hang out with my kids.
- Yeah, I don't.
- I gotcha, I think you're
making the right move
you've got a lot of life lessons,
my life's nearing the end.
- Right, you're in the
winter of your life.
- I wanna meet as many
people as I can, so.
- Soak it all in.
- You got a lot coming.
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