: How about you sir, what do
you do?
: I'm a teacher.
: Oh, alright, awesome.
That's our future.
That is our future.
I have to admit, if you were to give me 100
guesses I probably wouldn't guess that.
It's awesome, what do you teach?
: 6th grade science.
: 6th grade science.
Happening right before your very eyes, it's
not an illusion; real magic like wizardry;
something that science cannot explain.

: Don't move, don't move, don't
move.
No, don't move.
: Dude take...
: No you're fine, you're fine,
you're fine.
Just breath in, breath out, repeat the process,
okay.
: Get it off, get...come on, come
on!
: Alright, no you're doing good.
No peeing, no peeing.
They're attracted to the smell of pee, no
peeing, alright you're doing great.
You're doing really good, just breath in,
breath out, repeat the process.
: Kobe Bryant, get them off, come
on!
: What the hell are you talking
about?
I'm just going to wrap 'em around your neck
here.
No don't worry, no don't worry, don't worry.
He's not a constrictor, he's not a constrictor,
he's venomous.
: What?
: It's venomous
: That's poisonous.
: There's a difference between
venomous and poisonous.
Poisonous is surface...
: Venomous and poisonous is the same
shit.
: No it's not, Science guy.
: The constrictor can fucking choke
me, dude!
: Alright, no it's not a constrictor.
You're what?
: No
: You're doing great, you're
doing good.
You're doing really great.
Do you spend a lot of time watching snake
shows on Animal Planet?
: Bear Grylls is cool.
: Bear Grylls is cool but not
snake shows.
You should spend a little more time watching
those.
It could save your life in a moment like this.
Spend a little less time building your farm
on Facebook and shit, maybe watch more Animal
Planet.
You spend a lot of time on Facebook?
: No, I have two cows.

: You're saying your Farmville
sucks?
: Uh-uh
: No, your real life cows?
: I have 2 pigs too.
No, seriously I don't play.
Get it off.
: Alright, okay.
Is anyone as confused as I am?
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