The Earth is flat, my brother.
But no one will believe me.
The round Earth prophecies of the Matoran
oppose my beliefs.
Must I sail the Seven Seas and find the ends of the Earth, just to prove it.
I stood on some Lego and broke my toe.
Now that my toe is broken, I must wear a cast.
So because I cannot walk anywhere
I must stay inside and play Xbox all day.
Destiny sucks, but Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is a great game.
I want a lightsaber, but my mother won't let me.
Again my mother opposes my will.
I have no money to buy one myself.
I should never have maxed out my credit card
for the seventh time.
I consume my faeces to fight my hunger
and drink my pee like Bear Grylls.
I want to drink some Coke, but there is no ice.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Leech.
Release the hounds.
Takua.
I know you are. I'm, I'm not afraid.
- Even my shadows cannot hide your fear.
Or the truth.
- What truth?
- That the Earth is flat and deep down you know it.
Believe me.
- No. I can't.
Oh.
My beliefs refused.
Run along, or join my slumber party.
You can no longer lie.
The Earth is flat, Toa.
No.
You may try to debate it.
But the Matoran will see the satellite photos this day.
You actually believe I would let them believe the satellite?
They will not believe.
I am done!
Matoran of Onu-Koro.
The Earth is round!
Round has never been better.
