NARRATOR: Have you ever
noticed these similarities
between former presidents and
your favorite Nick characters?
Take George Washington.
Washington had distinguished,
powder-white hair--
Lincoln Loud, distinguished,
powder-white hair.
 You got it.
NARRATOR: Washington
is one of the greatest
presidents of all time.
SpongeBob is one of the
greatest pranksters of all time.
Washington fought in some epic
battles, just like Kid Danger.
 Spanky, spanky, spank
your butt, oh, the duda day.
NARRATOR: Thomas
Jefferson, the author
of the Declaration
of Independence,
Lucy Loud, the authort
in the Loud house.
 If I had a heart, it
would be swelling right now.
NARRATOR: Jefferson had
a singing mockingbird.
Max Thunderman has
a talking rabbit.
 My only crime is loving
you, plus all my actual crime.
NARRATOR: Jefferson
loved ice cream.
Patrick really loves ice cream.
 Ice cream, yay!
NARRATOR: And let's
not forget Lincoln.
- Lincoln.
- Lincoln.
 Lincoln.
NARRATOR: Not that Lincoln,
President Lincoln, President
Lincoln had four children.
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and
Dawn are four children.
 I'm the presidential one, me.
NARRATOR: They even have a dog
that once dressed as Lincoln.
Lincoln was skilled with
an axe and at wrestling.
He could have been a Teenage
Mutant Ninja President.
Lincoln also loved to read.
Lincoln Loud loves to read.
Hmm, I wonder if Honest
Abe read in his underwear?
 Gross.
 What?
 Why do you always have to read
your comics in your underpants?
NARRATOR: So there you have it.
Presidents and Nick characters
have lots in common.
I wonder if we're looking
at the next President
of the United States right now.
