(audience cheers)
(audience applauds)
- Oh yeah, it's a battle goin' on.
And speakin' of battles,
it's time for a fan favorite.
This game we call it
Celebrity Death Battle.
(audience cheers)
Oh yeah.
Each team member is givin' a celebrity,
they gotta come up here and
battle one on one to the death.
Oh yeah, it's goin' down.
Matter of fact,
you know what we need
a referee for this one.
Y'all make some noise
for Gracie as our ref.
(audience applauds)
Red squad step up, black squad step up.
Let's get to battlin'.
- Your battle is G-Eazy versus Eminem.
(audience applauds)
- Eminem, your first album
sold 10 million records.
In 2001 you was too sick.
But your last album flopped.
So that just prove nowadays
you couldn't sail on a cruise ship.
Your career on it's last life line.
I don't care what they got to say,
your reputation almost dead.
You gon' really need your friend Dr Dre.
(audience cheers)
- I paved the path for Caucasian rap.
And I don't even need
to go and sat it's phat
'cause every time you in
the studio you play my track
for inspiration.
Even though you straight up trash.
(audience cheers)
And you should give me a fathers day gift
every time that you see me.
'Cause without Eminem
there'd be no G Eazy.
- And your winner is the black squad.
(audience cheers)
Your battle is The Rock versus Tyrese.
(audience cheers)
(laughing)
- You might be waitin' on that movie role.
But that's somethin' you'll never get
because your ass always
cryin' like a little biatch
on the internet.
(audience cheers)
(audience applauds)
- I was only cryin' on the internet
'cause I miss my baby.
But if you keep on talkin' crazy
I'ma have sex with your sweet lady.
- Okay, talkin' about sweet lady.
There's somethin' you need to know.
I rock bottomed your (beep).
And gave her my peoples elbow.
(audience cheers)
(audience applauds)
- And the winner is the red squad.
(audience cheers)
(audience applauds)
Your battle is Russell
Westbrook versus Kevin Durant
(audience cheers)
- I left because you played crazy bruh.
All over and mad wild.
Ain't it crazy that this
(beep) look like a reptile?
Oh you upset, 'cause I moved
and went to a better team.
Oh I know why he mad, 'cause
a real (beep) got that ring.
(audience cheers)
(audience applauds)
- See when you did that move,
I was tryna be extra silent.
You got a ring from
somebody that beat you.
That wasn't a trade,
that's domestic violence.
(audience applauds)
- And the winner is, the red squad.
(audience cheers)
Your battle is Nick versus Trick.
- What up?
Might as well call me a barber
'cause I'm 'bout to cut up.
What was that?
Uh huh, okay.
Shut up.
(audience cheers)
- Now Nick this is yo' show.
And your team is funny,
that's one thing I know.
But bein' that I'm the daddy
academy I hear some (beep)
I got to let you know.
- Okay.
- You don't know (beep)
(audience cheers)
Who represent like me.
Who say (beep) like me.
(bell rings)
(audience cheers)
- Y'all make some noise for Trick Daddy.
(audience cheers)
