What's up, are you feeling okay are are you ready?
Um because right now it's fucking game time.
I'm determined. I'm determined to get my own solo win.
I've gotten, the closest I've gotten is third. I can't get any fucking higher!
I'm gonna do it also I've gotten a bunch of the shit.
I actually got the battle pass like everyone told me to do, and
Purchased a bunch of shit cuz I felt bad being the only one without anything so now I have all this stuff.
I like this guy, this guy's cool, and this is my loading screen thing cuz it's adorable, AW look at that! It's cute.
And then it's like "Oh this game is free-to-play?" Haha!
No.
Cuz there's too many great cosmetics, and I even have a different pickaxe now. I'm not a pleb! I'm not a scrub!
alright alright. I.....  aw balls where am I going?
I'm going to my motel. I got rainbows coming out my ass as well. I got space on my shoes
Do you think that the space on my shoes means that, um
Somebody named space owns me and I'm just a toy. Like in Toy Story. How the toys had Andy written on their feet
*Jack sings* Ahhhh
God I'm so rainbow heavy, did anybody follow me? Hey, I'm all alone.
Where are my chests? Is there one in this?
There sure is give me this. Oh give me that slurpy slurpy.
Okay
I'm feeling the guys today is the day.
Not only is today the day the teddy bears have their picnic. It's also the day that jack gets a solo win>
Not happy unless it's top five.
Died roof!
Fuck
What was that?
This feels weird this I haven't gotten any kills yet
I haven't seen anyone yet
Which usually means that I'm just gonna get picked by someone before I get any kills.
Ah I knew I heard ya
Okay, dude what are you doing? You just hanging out?
You're dead now
Guys I forgot the trumpet of victory, defeat. Oh, I don't wanna get shot though
There we go nice toots good toots big boy toots
God the focus scarecrow gets me every time I think it's a person yeah, you can hold to build now. It's really nice
Or could you always do that? I just found out about it recently
Whoa, whoa ow where the fuck we're from all right there. Hi
Hmm how do I deal with you?(shoot him)
By missing all my shots, that's how I deal with you know not there it's like it's somebody else ganging up on me now
My god, I couldn't hit anything it was somebody else shoot. Fuck me bad shots(you did great jack)
Sparkle Sparkle, I feel like this kinda gives me a disadvantage though
If I have Sparkle trails coming out of me, it makes me very very obvious
Or someone like that can kind of be blending in and the nighttime you know
Can I break enough to get across there cuz there was a nice shield II boy over there?
Oh, I can just jump it
I'd known that I would have done it first
Feel like I'm at a disadvantage here with a fucking shotgun fuck
Shit where do you go I see you?
Boom baby
Rate in your noggin
Good good toots. Good toots for youths
And I didn't lose any health just lost shield whoops thought. I had a second one
Expert tactics people came in over here right oh?
No oh
Do I dare oh
It's coming right for me though, oh
I shouldn't do that. I was gonna put down more whew fuckin midget Jesus
I was gonna put down my own ones to go up
But I'd be wasting materials since my good old dead friend over here did all the work for me. I
Think it one of these wants and around that I was just playing for fun. I got one of the drops
Remember what I got in it, I think I got a rocket launcher
But now everyone's gonna be looking at that going ooh tasty treats, and then they'll see me and go oh tasty meats
Just pop me in the head oh
Don't take damage
Attaboy good strong legs
We get ooh
Fuck what do we get rid of this uh?
I want to get rid of the pomp
Okay
Nice my
Drop no no dip it
The hell whoa fuck well, I guess we're not getting that everybody run run for your lives
Don't people left at least we made top ten right I
Was feeling weird about making top ten when I haven't don't anything and I
I'm still reluctant to build up like making my own little fortress like everybody else does because I
feel like it draws attention to me, and then I won't be at any sort of advantage because I can't fucking hit shit I
Might have to raise some settings again. I lowered a bunch of settings to just so it's completely lag free
But by doing that I've kind of ensured that you a dude
Kind of ensured that some stuff in the distance looks like crap and it's kind of
Messing with your head is small of it. We do not have much of a circle left. I hear das chest oh
Nice I'll take that for sure for sure at least six other dudes left, I can't believe I'm not seeing anybody
Now it might be time to start building up oh
We have movement oh oh
There's two of them down there shoot each other kill each other
Yes
There we go I did it and he built out of wood though
Tasty you guys fighting each other you sure are
Hate that from here
That would have been amazing, but uh way too I
May be careful won't fucking sneaking up on me, I think I'm at the right side of town though
Fuck I don't want to have to go to you
He's still in there that drop is right above me
Steen still is what's gonna get me killed
Someone pretending to be a bush somewhere I
Don't know if he's still in there cuz it's coming in now oh, I'm still in the circle
Damn I thought you were gonna run that way
Fuck stupid bush
That's not even hit that is it
Damn it
It's the sniping the sniping is gonna. Let me down. I can't do it fucking tree. I'm stalking it
Oh yeah here we go. Oh, it's only me and those two oh oh shit. Oh
This guy's making a fucking fortress of solitude
Here we go this kind of shit. I'm not fast at that whoa
Wait where whoo shooting from what I
Don't think you're still in that
You guys fighting each other oh, it's only me and one other person Oh titties and they're over there
Ha ha oh
God I'm nervous well. This is the highest I've ever gotten so that's pretty good
No circles moving ow
Ooh
Don't stop me
Don't stop me
no more
What is love?
Baby, you don't snipe me
Come on shots bullshit
Oh
My god, I suck Oh
No
I should have this I
Am fucking awful, I am so bad at sniping
Should just rush him and shock on them
Gets night after four million shots
Fuck yeah
Damn
first solo pub myrna pub G, but fortnight win oh
I didn't think I was gonna do that thank God that that other person wasn't as aggressive
If that other if that other person had any sort of aggression in them and came at me. I was done for
Which is what? They should have done is that's what I should have done, but
What are you gonna do what are you gonna? Do it happened?
I've got me pumped up
How many kills that I get I was like two
