I can't get a tattoo Joe cuz I can't see needles, but I'll tell you that off the bat
There's people that'll say they hate tattoos
Why do you hate? I just hate that do they all hate that there's you can't see fucking blood
See you can't get it that too. That's why you hate them. I just hate fucking needles when I went to the doctor yesterday
She goes to me up
Alright, so I'm gonna give you this steroid. I'm gonna give you this for you
He is she goes. I'm gonna give you a shot, and then she goes no. I'm not
Because I remember the surgery you're a fucking nightmare with needles and shit
When it comes to all that they couldn't find the vein this surgery
That's a fucking nightmare three plugs that drove me. I was ready to go home listen
You don't find the vein this time we go home really yeah. I'm done. You poked me three fucking times every time
I faint let's do the wrist look at these fucking veins in here finally
She found the vein in my hand look at those veins right there I?
hate all that shit needles
Blood soon as I walk into the doctor Bri check my blood pressure before I walk into a doc that could be
130 over 80 I walk into a doctor's office it shoots up to 190 over fucking 130
Yeah, we always look at people who do drugs like intravenously like that's next level. That's next level
You're shooting it up like you're you're opening your vein with a piece of metal and you're injecting some liquid in there, ooh
That's deep like you just threw all protocol out the window
That's why if you ever hear about someone who's like I does coke
When someone says this guy does a lot of coke I put them in this category Hank
Someone goes our guy smokes a lot of weed and put him in that cord
Someone goes he shoots heroin. I go. Oh this motherfucker goes over here. This is a different. Let's slow something down
You don't much pain. I had in my heart the first time. I had to put some in my nose
Come on. It's not a good feeling
It's not a good feeling. I don't give a fuck with anybody - I think about it now. It's horrible
You just made a big leap to me. How does coke the first time? I put some in my nose it wasn't covered
What was it it? Was angel? Dust it was THC crystal Christ. It was you know they they called the TAC crystal THC crystal
That's what they called it, but they called THC like pot no
What do you what you did in those days was there was a thing that you took a bunch of stems?
You got you took a pound the stems you got a pound of weed you took those stems
you put them in a little bit of water, and you boil it the
Powder that goes to the end of the thing they would scrape that up
Mix it with some color, and then you could snort that Wow that was the beginning so I was okay
Okay, some TAC crystal, so what does that do for you? What does it feel like if you like you think you smoke?
Yeah, feels like an edible, but they got hip and they started putting
Angel dust and gorilla tranquilizers, you know fucking donkey fuck
And next thing you know you I mean I had a great time doing that shit. I'm not gonna lie to you
I love doing that crystal shit. Yeah, loved it, so this is the snorting kind of rewarding or slower snorting or smoke
Essentially edible cannabis, but it wasn't no edible cannabis. It's totally different it was Gorilla Biscuits
Two choices you can either go down to like a place and buy but for ten dollars you got three lines
When you're 16 and 15 each line is three dollars make it each line were high for 12 hours Wow
Fucking 12 hours gone and now it's a heavy duty like lost if you had it well
It's hard to tell now because your tolerance is so high
But if you had to compare it to like an edible was it's like a 200 milligrams
Gone compared to an edible 500 million gone god. No. No no Chiba choose. It's just a different area
It's like taking something that you actually go to a different fucking realm. It's not like doing an attaboy
I've done some edibles, and I've gone to different realms don't get me wrong
But first couple times you do th secret like one time I went I was working. I graduated high school
This is the tail end of my tea have my crystal curry I was
I did crystal tea from I was probably fifteen
Maybe fourteen and a half up to the point my mother died then cocaine took over
And cocaine just said fuck all that shit there was no more acid cocaine came in that heavy in nineteen
So before 1980 you were snort you were doing the pills and you were doing the fucking
THC crystals and all that shit
But after the cocaine just swamped it so in 82 I graduated high
I was working the city for this bookie, and I went over one day and they go listen
We're not gonna do the horses today my dad can't come if you want to hang out for the afternoon
So I said fucker. I'll just take the day off
and I'll never forget this I went walking I saw some girl, and I was walking into one little spots to get reefer I
Was going to get weed my day was over
Let me get weena, and I don't have to come back tonight from Jersey and some black girl came up to me
I had to be 10 in the morning
and she goes you want to split a tray I
Said sure a tray was a three dollar bag of angel dust
So you opened it up, and it was just a little wine and you took it and sprinkled on your joint
They sold it right there at the reefer spot Wow and you would roll it and smoke it. I smoked that one every 10 I
Eight o'clock at night. I'm gonna taking the bus over from being with her. I'm going. I'm still fucked up
Like now I could talk
But you know at the end of the day
Because we smoked it and then we just sat there and talked all day and three hours in she told me she was pregnant Wow
And that's a Shengo pregnant, and she opened up a jacket. I could see her belly
Oh, I didn't know before I never forgot that um
I never forgot that but I remember going over
The fucking bridge and going to a bar and going if I'm still fucked up at nine o'clock at night whatever and that
baby like man
That's fucking crazy that is fucking crazy
Wow
we just went to a park and sat there and plopped the red the Daily News and
The fucked-up weather, I don't know if we went to heat. I don't remember what we did
We have sex nothing like that happened. We just hung out all day. We were that fucked up. That's the crazy thing about
Being born you can't pick your parents
that kid just
Got a shit roll the dice his mom's doing angel dust
Damn anybody that gets
Like loses their perspective
That's a real perspective enhancer right there that idea that
Poor kid and that poor girl that she's so fucked up. Whatever happened to her
Led her to become that kind of person takes angel dust while she's pregnant
Fuck man
So weird like
We know things are bad for us, but the feeling it gives you
Feel so good you want to do bad things to yourself. It's this little trick. It's like this bad thing to you
That's piggybacked on a good time
It's like it gives. You good time. It's like. I'll give you good times. You let me poison you
How much of a good time oh you're gonna remember a lot of fun times. I'm gonna poison you though, okay?
Like okay, okay, okay, Mina help me. I'll get off it eventually. Oh, yeah
You'll get off of it sure for sure I want to give you a good time
It just latches ahold UUM poisons you when you live any poisons are there Jo from McDonald's mmm to steroids. Yep. I
Mean family photos go meet a with the worst cigarette
I've done is yeah the worst the worst right now cigarettes really when I shot that special I
Was smoking reefer outside I didn't want to smell like reefer when I went there. There was a cop
I took the cigarette from somebody like a light. I just took to it soffit mm-hmm
I felt it the next day really like I'm like this is hard when you don't smoke for a long time
And then you smoke you're like oh shit cuz I tell you what Joe I go
I live on the deep end from time to time. I'll have a Dewar's and ginger ale and a flight somewhere
you know an
Alcohol drink doesn't fucking run with me for 12 hours, bro
Every big drinker no, but I like it I like to taste the doors in ginger ale I like
Irish cream on the rocks whatever the fuck it is
You know I came in before I was early and I was looking through your whiskey thing that Jack Daniels the Sinatra
That smells fuckin tremendous. I want to do a drink not in a million fuckin is
Well drink affects me completely different than the effects anybody I treat one of those. I can't drive home
I gotta sleep in here really. I can't I cannot drink and drive. It's against
Always, I always fuck me up like they're watching me. Maybe that's why you don't like booze
It's like it's a stronger effect on you. Maybe know. I don't like Boozer
I grew up in a bar and saw it differently
You know you and I have a common knowledge that I talked about the other day. I'm gonna point my life
I can't take drunk people, but I'm gonna be honesty. I couldn't take drunk people I was 20
I was just drunk and doing drugs so I understood him now when somebody comes up to me drunk
I don't know. What the fuck you talking about
It's a it's a hard time when you're sober and they're drunk
And they're insisting on talking
because
You're in two different frequencies and their frequency is very awkward you and you know they don't realize that they're being awkward because they're drunk
No, it's part of the problem, so some people great drunks some people you know they'll have a few drinks
And you never notice the thing they're just happy having fun, Brian Collins. Good example that you ever see Bryan Callen drunk
No even when he's drunk. He's just Bryan Callen drunk. You know he's just having fun. He's being silly you know he
He maintains his character. You know some people don't and there's certain people that they get drunk
And you have to talk to if you're sober, and they're drunk. It's like wow this is this is getting nowhere
You can't yeah you they just they don't get it
They don't understand that there is the big problem with being drunk is you know almost you know you're drunk
But you don't really know how you sound to sober people
There's just no way no. We totally know how goofy looks
Everybody's drunk you're fine
But if like one person so like oh, this is so stupid yeah, but I realize how fucking shitty I felt the next day
Like the next day I feel in my body I can still taste it
And you know why are you doing it? You have no fucking idea. You know are you doing all that shit?
You know how bad is coke for you is the essential nervous system. It's why are you doing it?
You don't give a fuck error Jesus Christ it gets to your bones
Yeah, I remember you saying that that was a great way that you described it. Yo Joe Rogan. It's in your bones
When you talk to an addict and say to him how come you can't get off they'll say to you man. There's a pain
The withdrawal from heroin and even the oxy cotton those pills, that's a Zdenek heroin and you get to your bones
Bro your bones start to hurt. You know I've spoken to different people
I never had I never went through whether that was with any drug, but I've spoken to people off for heroin they kick heroin
It's a horror show
It's a fucking week-long Irish or puke and and none of the commotions. That's what she
And that I can't I I didn't do I did heroin, but I snort it the first time I fucking
Put that powder in my nose it fucked with me for a while. Well. I just put it in the back
You just put it in the back file hmm
And then doing coke was something another complete Horror Show for me cuz I didn't mind doing drugs. I just never wanted to do coke
Well, I did coke that was it
I cry it's like the first time I missed the fucking credit police the first time I could make a credit card payment when I
Got divorced
It ruined me because it was against my principle who I was like you always pay your fucking debts. You know hmm
So if you're doing car you feel like in yourself like wow I'm letting myself down
Yeah, once you put some up your fucking nose. You smacked yourself in the face at that point
Never mind shooting something in your vein that is a complete. Yeah, that's the next level
That's you know I had a friend for years. That was hooked on it. I come into his house on Monday mornings
There'd be blood splatters on the walls from him missing the vein yes
He would buy a hundred dollars worth the heroin, and they bald coke. He was doing a Belushi all weekend. Oh my god
He would Belushi it all weekend that speedball right that's like the coke in the heroin together
And it creates some sort of a weird
Effect
It creates fucking a core nado in your brain. You just passed the fuck out. You know this guy would be clean
From Monday. He was brilliant from Monday to Friday
He could keep it together. I think Thursday night
He would break down and do a little like a little sniff just to keep him together during the week
But once Friday came you wouldn't see him till Monday morning
And he during the week he would massage his veins
