• From weird nibbling grandmas, to licking
our toys clean, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
‘weirdest punishments we’ve ever received
#2 – I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your
narrator
10 – Fabulous141414 Nixxiom
When Nixxiom was little, he suspected that
his grandma was a little on the insane side.
Whenever she was babysitting him, she had
a bizarre way of making sure Nixxiom behaved
himself.
If he so much as made a loud noise, or said
anything mean, she would sneak up next to
him and bite his ear.
Sometimes she would appear out of nowhere,
and nibble on his lobes.
Needless to say he was constantly on his best
behaviour around her.
He still has nightmares about the old woman’s
breath in his ears while she bites him in
his sleep.
9 - GirlThatTimeForgot10 Gooby
When Gooby was younger, she was invited to
a party and had nothing to wear.
She decided to borrow her mom’s very expensive
antique necklace without asking her.
While she was at the party, she had to use
the bathroom.
After bending over to flush, the necklace
disappeared down the bowl, never to be seen
again.
When her mother found out, she was furious.
She sat Gooby down in a chair, duct-taped
her so that she couldn’t move, and put on
an endless loop of the show Digimon.
Gooby was a pokemon fan and hated Digimon.
She was forced to watch it for five long hours.
She never borrowed jewellery again.
8 – Wing_679 Dolan
When Dolan was 12 years old, he was punished
for taking his mom's money without asking.
It was winter, so it wasn’t hard for his
parents to find a way to make him pay.
His weird punishment was that he was forced
to go outside in the snow without any pants,
in below zero temperatures, and roll around
in the snow for a whole hour.
When he came inside, he was freezing cold,
and his butt-cheeks were the colour of a bright
red tomato.
He immediately grabbed some pants and a blanket
to warm his frozen backside.
He learned his lesson after that.
7 – maddog197x Zaraganba
When Zaraganba was 7 years old, he was cleaning
out the dishwasher when his hand slipped and
ended up dropping one of the dinner plates
and breaking it.
When his parents rushed in to see what happened,
he realised he was in big trouble.
They told him to sit in the laundry room while
they discussed his punishment.
A few minutes later, they came into the room
and told him that he would have to sleep on
the dog's bed instead of his own.
That night he lay in the kennel grumbling,
while his pet dog slept in the luxury of his
bed.
6 – dastoopid1 MKyleM
When MKyleM was in high school, he was forced
to participate in a game of capture the flag.
His team was playing a great game, but the
opponents seemed to have disappeared.
After a while, he found the opponent’s flag
unguarded, covered in graffiti penises.
He took the flag to the teacher, but the teacher
thought it was him that had drawn the cartoon
wangs.
The teacher told MKyleM that for his punishment,
he had to stand next to the flag and copy
the flag’s movements with his body.
Everyone laughed as he stood next to a weiner
flag, flapping his body in the wind.
5 Gilsharto Slapped Ham
One time when Slapped Ham was 13, he was supposed
to go to his dad’s house for the whole summer.
He hated staying with his Dad because it meant
he had to help his dad at work, where he slaved
in the hot sun all day with no pay.
One day he was so fed up with all the heat
and heavy lifting that he refused to work
anymore.
When they got home that night, he made Slapped
Ham sit down at the table, and for 2 straight
hours, eat nothing but hot baked beans.
Any time he stopped, his Dad would scream
at him until he continued.
He ended up vomiting beans everywhere and
can’t stand the sight of them to this day.
4 - Nothing4Greatness Ramona
When Ramona was in high school, her mom was
very strict about her getting good grades.
One time when Ramona’s grades slipped below
an A+, she decided to humiliate her in the
weirdest way.
Her mom would spike her own hair into a giant
pink Mohawk, and put on a belly dancing outfit,
then drive to school to talk to her teachers.
On her way to the office, she would make fun
of students, and even stopped to pop a kid’s
zit before loudly leaving the school.
Ramona was so embarrassed that she never failed
a test ever again.
3 – Friend-1 SweetCommando
The weirdest punishment SweetCommando ever
received was when he was very, very young.
His mom had a very strict no social media
policy for her kids.
One day she found out that SweetCommando had
been using Facebook.
She told him to go to the bathroom with her.
Doing as she said, he followed her into the
bathroom where she yelled at him, while taking
a massive shit.
He was disgusted and confused at the same
time and whenever he sees the login page of
Facebook he has flashbacks to his mom’s
angry toilet rant.
2 – Clash_Royale_Fan_Boy Doopie
One time when Doopie was very young, her mom
took her to the mall to do sime shopping.
After a while they got hungry and decided
to go to McDonald’s for a happy meal.
This was a rare treat for Doopie.
She loved the toys in the happy meals, so
when she got to the counter she screamed,
‘MCDONALD’S TOYS!’
Everyone in the place turned and looked at
her.
Her mom was so embarrassed that her punishment
for Doopie was that she had to thoroughly
lick the toy in her happy meal.
Everyone in the restaurant watched as she
slurped her toy.
She didn’t make another noise for the rest
of 
the day.
