
Portuguese: 
Yay! História de ninar! yay
Leia o livro droga!
Tudo bem, acalmem-se, acalmem-se.
Este é um conto antigo
de muitas snapshots atrás
bem antes da versão 1.14...
(Melodia alegre de inverno começa a tocar)
Bob vivia no centro da cidade
Ele pensou ser engraçado, até um pouco palhaço
bob tinha um trabalho:
proteger a cidade durante a noite
mas em vez disso, ele jogava bolas de neve!
Em qualquer coisa à vista!
Nos fazendeiros!
Bibliotecarios!
No padre! E NOS SEUS BONÉS!
Ninguém poderia escapar desses ataques sem sentido
Então a cidade realizou uma reunião
com os olhos cheios de raiva!

Czech: 
Jééj! Pohádka na dobrou noc! Jéééj
Přečti tu knihu zatraceně!
Dobře, uklidně te se, ukliděte se.
To je prastarý příběh
Z mnoha snímků
Dlouho před verzí 1.14
(Veselá zimní melodie začíná hrát)
Bob bydlel v centru města
Myslel si, že je vtipný klaun
Bob měl práci
Hlídat město v noci
Ale místo toho házel sněhové koule!
Na cokoli v dohledu!
Farmáři!
Knihovníci!
Kněz! A JEHO Klobouky!
Nikdo nemohl uniknout,
tyto nesmyslné útoky
Město tedy uspořádalo schůzku
Vesničani plné vzteku!

English: 
Yay! Bedtime story! yay
Read the book damnit!
Alright, calm down, calm down.
This is an ancient tale
From many snapshots ago
Long before version 1.14
(Cheery winter melody starts playing)
Bob lived in the centre of town
He thought he was funny, a bit of a clown
Bob had a job
To guard the town at night
But instead, he'd throw snowballs!
At anything in sight!
The farmers!
Librarians!
The priest! AND HIS HATS!
No-one could escape,
these senseless attacks
So the town held a meeting
Eyes filled with rage!

English: 
Yay! Bedtime story!
Read the book damnit!
Alright, calm down, calm down.
Read the book damnit!
Alright, calm down, calm down.
This is an ancient tale
from many snapshots ago
Long before version 1.14
Bob lived in the center of town
He thought he was funny, a bit of a clown
Bob had a job
To guard the town at night.
But instead,
he'd throw snowballs
At anything in sight!
The farmers!
Librarians!
The priest!
AND HIS HATS!
No-one could escape, these senseless attacks!
So the town held a meeting
Eyes filled with rage!

Czech: 
Křičeli, ŽÁDNÉ SNĚHOVÉ KOULE!
A dejte Boba do klece !!
Měšťané ho ignorovali
Nikdo ho nezdravil
Nerozuměl
T'was byl to jen žert, brácho
Bob se tedy omluvil
Bylo to jen trochu legrace
Nebudu házet žádné sněhové koule,
slibuji, jsem hotový.
Proto se měšťan rozhodl,
nechat ho osvobodit
A Bob dodržel svůj slib,
stejně jako on souhlasil
V domech, ulicích a parcích byl klid a mír
Ale věci se docela změnily
rychle, když se setmělo!
ZOMBÍCI NAPADNULI VESNICI!
Začali se dostávat do baráků vesničanů!
Začali ničit všechny bloky! Stěny a podlahy.
Co bychom měli dělat!? Městečko plakalo!
Všíchni poslouchejte! utečte! a schovejte se!
Bob zděšeně hleděl! 
Zatímco drancovali a drancovali!

English: 
They screamed,
"No more snowballs!"
AND PUT BOB IN A CAGE!!
The townsfolk ignored him
Not a single hello
He didn't understand
T'was just a prank, bro
So Bob apologized
"It was just a bit of fun!"
"I won't throw any snowballs,"
"I promise, I'm done."
So the townsfolk decided,
to let him be freed
And Bob kept his promise, just like he'd agreed
There was peace in the houses,
the streets, and the park.
But things changed quite quickly,
when it got dark!
ZOMBIES APPEARED!
BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS!
Destroying all the blocks in the walls and the floors!
"What should we do!?", the townsfolk cried!
Everyone should run, escape, and hide!
Bob gazed in horror! While they pillaged and plundered!

English: 
They screamed, NO MORE SNOWBALLS!
AND PUT BOB IN A CAGE!!
The townsfolk ignored him
Not a single hello
He didn't understand
T'was just a prank, bro
So Bob apologised
It was just a bit of fun
I wont throw any snowballs,
i promise, i'm done.
So the townsfolk decided,
to let him be freed
And Bob kept his promise,
just like he'd agreed
There was peace in the houses,
the streets and the park
But things changed quite
quickly, when it got dark!
ZOMBIES APPEARED!
BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS!
Destroying all the blocks!  
in the walls! and the floors!
What should we do!? The townsfolk cried!
Everyone should run! escape! and hide!
Bob gazed in horror! 
While they pillaged and plundered!

Portuguese: 
Eles gritavam: SEM MAIS BOLAS DE NEVE!
E COLOCARAM BOB EM UMA JAULA!!
Os habitantes o ignoravam
não dando nem um único olá
ele não entendia...
Foi apenas uma brincadeira... Mano...
Então Bob pediu desculpas
foi apenas um pouco divertido
"Eu não irei jogar nenhuma bola de neve, eu prometo que parei."
Então os habitantes decidiram, deixa-lo ser libertado
E Bob manteve sua promessa, como havia concordado
Havia paz nas casas, nas ruas e no parque
Mas as coisas mudaram rapidamente, quando escureceu!
ZUMBISA APARECERAM!
QUEBRANDO AS PORTAS!
Destruindo todos os blocos! As paredes! E o chão!
"O que devemos fazer!?" Os habitantes da vila choravam!
Todos devem correr, escapar e se esconder!
Bob viu isso tudo horrorizado! Enquanto eles invadiam e saqueavam!

Portuguese: 
Os habitantes da vila estavam escondidos, sussurrando, eles se perguntavam...
"Por quê o Bob não faz nada? Ele quer que a vila caia?"
Mas bob havia prometido, ele não jogaria nenhuma bola de neve...
Próximos de uma fazenda, os zumbis invadiram!
O fazendeiro cultivava abóboras,
mas só tinha apenas duas
AH NÃO! MINHAS ABÓBORAS! Eles estão atacando as duas!
Foi então que Bob decidiu, ele quebraria seu juramento!
Ele pegou toda a neve que conseguiu encontrar
E BOMBARDEOU OS ZUMBIS! NÃO DEIXANDO NENHUM PARA TRÁS!
(Habitantes da vila comemorando) (Música feliz tocando)
Os habitantes da vila se alegraram!
E colocaram Bob em suas canções!
E em seguida colocaram Bob...
De volta onde ele pertencia
Bob quebrou seu juramento, então eles colocaram-no de volta na cela.
"Mas eu salvei a cidade! Como vocês podem!?" Ele gritou
Todos os habitantes da vila comemoraram
Mas o que eles não sabiam...
E que mesmo atrás de barras...

Czech: 
Měšťané byli skryti,
šeptali, přemýšleli ...
Proč Bob nic nedělá?
Chce, aby město padlo?
Ale Bob slíbil,
nemůže házet jedinou sněhovou kouli
Zombíci vtrhnuli na farmu!
Farmář pěstoval dýně, ale měl jen dvě
ACH NE! MOJE DÝNĚ!
Útočí na ně oba!
Tehdy se Bob rozhodl,
porušill slib!
Shromáždil všechny
poblíž sněhu, který dokázal najít
A ZASTRAŠIL ZOMBÍKY!
ZOMBÍCI OPUSTILI MĚSTO!
(Vesnické fandění)
(Šťastná hudba hraje)
Vesničané se radovali!
Zpívali písně o Boboj!
Pak okamžitě položte Boba
Zpět, kam patří
Bob porušil svou přísahu,
tak se vrátil do své cely.
Ale zachránil jsem město!
jak jsi mohl!? zařval
Městečko všichni jásali
Ale věděli jen málo ...
I za mřížemi ...

English: 
The townsfolk were hidden,
whispering, they wondered...
Why wont Bob do anything?
Does he want the town to fall?
But Bob made a promise,
he can't throw a single snowball
Nearby on a farm,
the zombies broke through!
The farmer grew pumpkins, but only had two
OH NO! MY PUMPKINS!
They're attacking them both!
It was then Bob decided,
he would break his oath!
He gathered all the
nearby snow he could find
AND BLASTED THE ZOMBIES!
LEAVING NONE BEHIND!
(Townsfolk cheering)
(Happy music playing)
The townsfolk rejoiced!
And put Bob in their songs!
Then promptly put Bob
Back where, he belongs
Bob broke his oath,
so he went back in his cell.
But i saved the town!
how could you!? he yelled
The townsfolk all cheered
But little did they know...
Even behind bars...

English: 
The townsfolk were hidden, whispering, they wondered,
"Why won't Bob do anything? Does he want the town to fall?"
But Bob made a promise, he can't throw a single snowball
Nearby on a farm, the zombies broke through!
The farmer grew pumpkins,
but only had two
"Oh no! My pumpkins!
They're attacking them both!"
It was then Bob decided, he would break his oath!
He gathered all the nearby snow he could find
AND BLASTED THE ZOMBIES! LEAVING NONE BEHIND!
 
The townsfolk rejoiced!
And put Bob in their songs!
And then promptly put Bob
Back where, he belongs
Bob broke his oath, so he went back in his cell.
"But I saved the town! How could you!?", he yelled
The townsfolk all cheered
But little did they know...
Even behind bars...
Bob could  pummel   them   with   snow

Czech: 
Bob by je schodit sněhovýma koulema !
(Vypravěč se smíchem)
(Zmizel z vesničanského smíchu)
Ale co se s ním stalo?
Jo, co se s ním stalo! kde je teď?
Oh, stále je tam, čeká ...
Že stále čeká? C - co tím myslíš že tam čeká?
Čeká tam ... stejně! Dobrou noc!
ČEKÁ!? co, ne, ne se vrátit! áááááh!
(Strašidelné zimní tématické melodie)
(Metal hraje)

Portuguese: 
Bob poderia BOMBARDEÁ-LOS COM NEVE!
(Narrador ri loucamente)
(Transição suave da voz do narrador em uma voz de aldeão rindo loucamente)
Mas o que aconteceu com ele?
- É, o que aconteceu com ele! Onde ele está agora?
Ah, ele ainda está lá, esperando...
Esperando!? O-Oque você quer dizer com esperando?
Esperando...
De qualquer forma! Boa noite!
ESPERANDO!? que, não, não, volte! aaaaah!
(Música tema assustador inverno toca)
( Musica METAL toca)

English: 
Bob could PUMMEL THEM WITH SNOW!
(Narrator laughing manically)
(Fade into villager laughing manically)
But, what happened to him?
Yeah what happened to him! where is he now?
Oh, he's still out there, waiting...
Waiting!? W-what do you mean by waiting?
Waiting...anyway! Goodnight!
WAITING!? what, no, no come back! aaaaah!
(Creepy winter theme plays)
(Metal music plays)

English: 
Bob could PUMMEL THEM WITH SNOW!
 
 
But...
But what happened to him?
Yeah! What happened to him?
But what happened to him?
Yeah! What happened to him?
What?
Where is he now?
What?
Where is he now?
Oh, he's still out there, waiting...
Waiting? Well...
W-what do you mean by waiting?
Waiting...
Anyway, good night!
Waiting?
Anyway, good night!
Waiting?
No, no, come back!
 
 

English: 
Hey! do you know what sucks?
Your voice?
No not that! the algorithm! It's the algorithm that sucks!
SHHH! its listening!
What do you mean it sucks?
Well it really doesnt like videos under ten minutes long
or channels that don't upload daily
Oh that does suck, but what can we do about it?
Well you can like and comment on videos that you enjoy
and make sure you click subscribe! and smash the bell!
Oh yeah! also, you can visit our merch store!
Or consider joining our patreon
This really helps us whilst we're busy creating videos for you
Our next video is something that you definitely don't want to miss
it's going to be great!
Uh...
So, what's wrong with your voice?
 
 
The the erhevehhs wbd

Portuguese: 
Ei! Você sabe o que é péssimo?
Sua voz?
Não, isso não! O algorítimo! É o algorítimo que é péssimo!
SHHH! Eles estão ouvindo!
O que você quer dizer com "é péssimo"?
Bem, ele realmente não gosta de vídeos abaixo de
dez minutos ou canais que não postam diariamente
Ah, isso realmente é pessimo, mas o que nós podemos fazer sobre isso?
Bom, você pode clicar no gostei e comentar nos vídeos que você gosta
e ter certeza de clicar no botão inscrever-se! E esmagar o sininho!
Ah sim! Você também pode visitar nossa loja!
Ou considerar se juntar ao nosso Patreon
Isso realmente nos ajudaria enquanto estamos ocupados criando vídeos para você
Nosso próximo vídeo será algo que definitivamente você não quer perder.
Isso vai ser ótimo!
Uh, então o que há de errado com sua voz?
(Sons de resmungos raivosos)
(Grito e batida)

Czech: 
Ahoj! víš, co naštve?
Tvůj hlas?
Ne, to ne! algoritmus!
Je to algoritmus, který naštve!
Pšššt! jeho poslech!
Co tím myslíš?
No opravdu to tak není
jako videa do deseti
minuty nebo kanály
které nenahrávají videa denně
Oh, 
ale co s tím můžeme dělat?
Dobře, videa která se vám líbí můžte okomentovat.
a ujistěte se, že kliknete na tlačítko Přihlásit se k odběru!
a rozbít zvonek!
Ach jo! taky,
můžete navštívit náš obchod!
Nebo zvažte připojení ke svému patreonu
To nám opravdu pomáhá 
zatímco jsme zaneprázdněni vytvářením videí pro vás
Naše další video je něco, co
rozhodně si nechcete nechat ujít
bude to skvělé!
Uh, tak co se děje s tvým hlasem?
(Grumblingové zvuky)
(Křičet a buchnout)

English: 
Hey! do you know what sucks?
Your voice?
No not that! the algorithm!
It's the algorithm that sucks!
SHHH! its listening!
What do you mean it sucks?
Well it really doesnt
like videos under ten
minutes long or channels
that don't upload daily
Oh that does suck,
but what can we do about it?
Well you can like and comment
on videos that you enjoy
and make sure you click subscribe!
and smash the bell!
Oh yeah! also,
you can visit our merch store!
Or consider joining our patreon
This really helps us 
whilst we're busy creating videos for you
Our next video is something that
you definitely don't want to miss
it's going to be great!
Uh, so what's wrong with your voice?
(Grumbling sounds)
(Scream and thud)
