Hi I'm James Patterson and I have an unputdownable new mystery for you. On May
9th UW-Madison will have its one hundred
and sixty seventh commencement. Who will
be the speaker? Will it be Stephen King?
He'd be great! Or Mark Zuckerberg—he'll
be watching anyway. Oh—Prince Harry and Megan, they're available. Emilia Clarke,
she'd burn the house down.
Oh no, it's none of them. It's me James
Patterson, the world's best-selling
writer. I'll see you at Camp Randall on
May 9th. We'll drink some beer, have a few laughs, it'll be great!
