Puchku, baby why do you always
tell me to keep the phone first?
You said it yesterday, and I did it.
You do it today.
No, you keep it.
Puchku, baby…
Puchku, listen,
I’ll call you back.
No, right back.
Hello Papa
Jeetu, who are you talking to?
Er…Puchkeshwar Prasad ji
from office..from accounts.
Oh, they started working at
7.30 in the morning? Nice.
Give these guys a medal.
Hmm..tell me, what happened?
Oh yeah, so you
know Shukla uncle?
He was telling me that the
Facebook chap…Mark Zuckerberg..
He’s been shouted upon by the
old people…made to say sorry..
He saw some video regarding this.
You saw it?
Yeah, it’s been a while to that.
Congress did that…
Why does Congress get
everyone to say sorry?
Whatever they did to
India in 70 years!
Dad, the parliament in
America is called Congress.
And how but Rajyasabha?
BJP?
Dad…
Okay, leave that. Why
are you scolding him?
They were’t shouting. Was just
discussing about Data breach.
What?
Jeetu…jeetu…son?
Data breach..
Yeah…Data breach. No, you
should shout at him for that.
But…what is this Data breach?
So, these Facebook
guys are selling data.
That is why I am getting these messages
to buy 5GB data for Rs 299 only.
Dad, it’s not that data.
The information that youhave of yourself
on Facebook is what they’re selling.
Personal information
Huh, flop idea.
Where I was born, the school I was in and all such information
is anyway readily available to the world on my profile.
 Why would someone pay for it?
This Zuckerberg of yours does
not have any business sense.
That is why I always suggest to
get an MBA after engineering.
Dad, there is lot besides your birth date
that is personal…that is what they breach.
Then they sell it.
How do they just do that? I have
been using a smartphone since ages.
My pattern lock is also an Om.
That doesn’t even matter!
They take that out directly through
the apps…with permissions.
My permission? I never do that.
The society had put my pictures on
the boards without my permission.
I made them
put down all of them.
I said- You put not 1 but 50 pictures
of mine. But take permission.
And you
know I never give it.
Dad, you gave the permission. While installing
the app, you clicked on "I agree", right?
It's there in those
terms and conditions.
You had told me to not
get into that ruckus.
I should just click it and go ahead.
I was going to take a print
out and go to the lawyer.
You stopped me to do that.
Dad this is how
it works usually…
This irresponsible behaviour of yours
let Zuckerberg do all of this.
People who don’t finish their college,
have incomplete education and ethics.
Look at how petty he is behaving,
breaching data from people.
He couldn’t even think of his parents?
What would the society say?
Society? Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t
stay in a god damn society.
He stays in a 20,000
sq ft mansion. A palace!
What good is s palace if you have
to hide your face in public?
Son, never walk this path ever.
We shouldn’t get into
these petty thefts.
Why would I do this, Dad?
Son, situations can make
people do anything.
Son, we have a piece of land
in the village, near the well.
The state highway is going to
run through it, after a while.
I will
end up earning a lot.
Whenever you feel the
need, just call me.
If you can’t get
through, just message me
‘Papa need money’. Or
just drop it on chats.
Papa need money.
You’re talking as if
they don’t read chats.
They read the chats as well?
- Yes, of course!
Hello?
Hello?
Papa?
Yeah…so..they read
the chats…is it?
Yes.
And they read and share it…?
Yeah, but what does
your chat even have?
Nothing, nothing at all.
You’ve grown up now. No
point hiding from you.
What happened?
So last Holi, Chadha uncle sent a
video for "Happy Holi" - Yeah so?
So as soon as I opened it, there were a
series of balloon bombs and water guns..
Or in the reverse order maybe..
and then..a lady popped in.
And she was wearing a white
shirt on top and nothing below.
Everything was covered though.
And then she said Happy Holi.
But as soon as she said it, her buttons
started coming out one by one by one.
Dad what is all this? I
don’t want to hear it!
I swear son..all I said
was- Ha ha ha, Happy Holi.
That's what I replied.
If someone sends you Holi wishes and
you don’t reply, looks very rude.
So why are you telling me this?
Son, you know. Your mom
is like a detective.
Looks exactly like Byomkesh with a cap.
She's very good with bargaining.
What if she buys my data
from the Facebook people?
Dad I have to keep the phone.
You will leave your Dad unanswered
when he needs you the most?
Did you forget? When you were in the 5th standard
and they caught you with the women’s magazine?
I took all the blame on me.
Because it was your magazine, Dad!
You used to hide it beneath by bed!
And why would Facebook
sell Mom the data?
They only sell it to the huge
companies like Cambridge Analytica.
Oh, I see..you should’ve told me.
I was so stressed.
Now you’re not, right?
A little…why is
Cambridge buying data?
Aren’t they into
making dictionaries?
Dad, Cambridge Analytica
is a different company!
What do they do?
They buy that data and then do some research about
your likes/dislike and influence you accordingly.
I never get influenced.
Nobody can influence me.
Yes, Swami Vivekanand did
once, with his literature.
If I read a little more
about it then,
Your mom, you and Mannu would
have been non-existent.
You don’t get influenced,
but other people do, right?
They say that this is how
Trump won the elections.
Oh, they also make
you win elections?
Yeah.. That's what I've heard.
So do they pick tenders
for smaller elections?
Yeah..most likely..
Great, we have our Govardhan Nagar
Society elections next month.
I am standing for the
General Secretary’s post.
Talk to those Cambridge, guys.
Dad, what are you even talking?!
As soon as I become the GS
with the help of Cambridge.
I will shift the Durga Pooja
porch from block B to block A.
Everyone will get one
full banana for Prasad.
And there will be net
in the badminton court.
There will be water in the fountains,
and Waheeda Rehman Ji’s statue.
No but she’s alive…so..Zeenat
Aman…Hema Malini..oh no,
Parveen Babi’s statue!
Jeetu’s mother! Get
me my election form!
It’s near the vegetable packet,
I need to update something.
Jeetu?
Son?
