Actually, a lot of famous people are buried in the floor of Westminster Abbey (England) -
I was there, in fact, recently, and had a chat with Charles DARWIN!
I'm no fan of his 'Monkey Theory'
and as a priest I was curious ...
'Charles!, how ARE you down there??!', I said to his tombstone ...
'So NOW what do you think? -  are there really any intermediate links
between species? ...
... say, between a zebra and a giraffe??'
He had this NAIVE idea that science would find them!
And what do you think he said!? ...
'Father! Don't be seduced by my theory!
That wasn't very smart of me ...
... I now REPENT for it!'
(Woman:) - I read that he did actually repent before his death
'You are not related in any way to a bear, or a PIG!'
It would be GOOD if he did ...
But as far as I know, his religious feelings withered more and more with time
PITY the Anglo Saxons!, those poor Danes!
How LUCKY we are to be Russians!, How WONDERFUL it is!
Let's use this TV Channel to testify to the triumph and reason of Orthodox Christianity to the whole world!
I propose that this show be broadcast, at the very least, in English and Chinese ...
Please do bring my idea to the attention of your superiors ...
