Hello and welcome.
I just got back from a SUPER SECRET VERY DANGEROUS mission in Berlin.
Nobody knows about it.
I was....
RUNNING!
From the law!
And I thought of something while I was out there.
COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CONTENT! For Youtube! [cheering]
He said.
You know, like a liar.
I'm gonna do somethin' that I've wanted to do for a really long time, which is look at Reddit stuff.
I know. Completely original.
It's somethin' that I've really really wanted to been doin'-- (incoherent stuttering)
I was in Berlin for four days and I forgot how to speak English.
Ha ha, jokes! I never knew how to in the fuckin' first place.
I know what'll help me get my linguistical skills backly!
Ohh, that same great Coke taste! But zero sugar. Now with, oh-- (sniffs) what's that?
Oh, a hint of added vanilla that goes down smooth and just cleanses your palate.
It's something that I've been wanting to do for a while because you guys know how much I love interacting with community,
I've done stuff with YouTube comments, I've done stuff with Twitter, with Tumblr--I've done it ALL, baby!
But for the longest time, Reddit stuff has kind of just been going on in the background,
and me, personally, I consume a lot of Reddit stuff daily.
Just on the front page, I go there and I check stuff out all the time. And it's great!
I think Reddit's a wonderful resource for different types of content,
but I think it's also a great place for people to be able to post MEMES! (voice crack)
Wow! I went back in time and reverted through puberty again while I was in Berlin, too.
There's a lot of life changes happening for me!
But I want another avenue to be able to interact with people.
Some other versions of social media are kind of getting a bit clustered, the timelines are getting all warped.
A lot of stuff on Twitter and Tumblr isn't even about me half the time,
but it's in--it's tagged with me. So it's hard to filter through everything all the time,
and I don't know what people are into and I don't know what they're not into,
and it's DIFFICULT! My life's very hard!
And I know Felix has basically popularized reacting to Reddit stuff, but you know what?
Fuck Felix! (laughter)
I'm joking! But I really do love the community aspect of it and seeing people
support each other and interact with each other and build each other up and upvote each other's stuff and see
what is the best type of content that we can all make together?
YES! I just double-clapped like Meme Review, like in--oh God, the comparisons.
Please, stop! Leave my comment section alone.
Can you call just go in the comments and write "Jacksepticeye is great"?
That'd be lovely. Can you all subscribe as well?
Please. Can you all like the video, too? Aw, that'd be wonderful.
Can this video hit...100,000 likes?! (laughter)
Is that still a thing people do today on 2019 YouTube? Do people still ask for a like goal? Man, that'd be trippy.
ANYWAY JACK, STOP TALKING AND LOOK AT THINGS!
Jack, the whiteboard--"How do you like it?" (laughter)
I'm sorry whiteboard, okay?! I love you! Please, don't hurt me!
The whiteboard, I told ya, it's gonna slap me back one of these days.
When the whiteboard hits me...
What does the whiteboard say when it hits me? Does it just say, "JACK!"
See, there's no chair in this video. So now you don't know what's green screen and what's not.
I'm way ahead of you--is this green screen?
How many of you thought that I was gonna crash into a green screen before actually walking back to the whiteboard?
IT'S REAL!
Twitter? Naaah. Instagram? Naaaah.
Tumblr? GET OUT OF HERE!
Now, Reddit...
Now THAT'S a good one. That's a reeeal good one.
Almost as good as Coca Cola Zero Sugar.
Woah!
That's really cool!
Holy crap! The "How Did We Get Here?" Jacksepticeye vinyl...I would LOVE that.
Aw and all the eyes in the background! I didn't even see that at first. That's so cool!
This is nasty! Am I dead?
"Artistic...Liza"? Or--oh, "ArtisticLisa"! Thank you! That's so cool, I really love that.
So! So! Unique!
Yeaaaah, that's what I'm talkin' about "miss_wolf"! YES! (laughter)
That's the biggest can of Coke Zero that I have ever seen.
And it doesn't matter! Because it doesn't matter what size it gets(thats what she said)
 
It's still gonna be the same great Coke taste...but have zero sugar in it.
It's a shame, though, that that one doesn't have a hint of added vanilla.
(slurping SFX)
Ahh, refreshing. Where was this?
"Same great coke taste but with zero sugar, big enough to quench the thirst of Gaelic Gladiators" (laughter)
There is NO drink big enough to quench this thirst! [splashing SFX]
The Gaelic Gladiator is always ready!
Aw, it's my little boy!
It's my little Chase boy!
"Here comes nothing, gonna try this bad boy out"-- LOOK at that guy!
Just slap him! You can fit SO many depressions in this guy! Look at him, so cute, so...so sad... (laughter)
Where is Chase?! When's he comin' back--
Look at his tiny lil' hands!
Also, the beard: on point, as I can see, yes...
Full! Girthy! Stout! Strong! GAELIC! Oh, you're gonna have to PULL it off my face!
Please don't though. That would hurt. Very much a lot.
"Rataccoon"! That's very very good. Thank you SO much, I love this.
"Flamingo shorts next to coke shorts! A sign if ever I saw one"
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. (laughter)
They even have them in my size! "XS" for "Xtra Sexy".
These are not the right flamingo shorts, though. Those are FAKE.
You see this?! THESE are the real flamingo shorts! These are the ones we want!
These are the ones we're lookin' for!
"These are not the droids you are looking for..."
could just keep doin' this all day.
"Felt cute, might swap- might slap the whiteboard later" (laughter)
Aw, whiteboard! Aw, I'm sorry! Whiteboard! I love you, buddy!
Please don't hit me back! Okay, please.
PLEASE don't hit me back. That would reeeally hurt, if the whiteboard slapped me.
I'll just wake up in the middle of the night some night the white board to be over me and be like...
"Who's laughing now, BITCH?"
I don't know if you can see it--you see that nipple? That's on the whiteboard right there, when the autofocus goes away?
Yeah, I did that playing VR. When I was playing Gorn?
I smacked the whiteboard too hard and put a dent in it. Now my white board has a nipple.
Does YOUR whiteboard have a nipple?
(laughter) There it is again. God, this Photoshop!
Though you didn't even write "LAUGH" on the whiteboard, the "LAUGH" is on the sign!
Oh, I'm telling you, that whiteboard's comin' back for revenge. You can see it in its cold, lifeless, dead no-eyes.
Look at that "LAUGH". It may be laughing on the surface, but on the inside it's plotting. It's getting ready to kill me.
This is a great picture you picked, as well. (laughter)
"Jack when he plays Totally Accurate Battle Simulator":
"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make" (laughter)
I love that I have a pint o' Guinness and a camera in my hand. That's EXACTLY what Lord Farquaad did.
People should be happy about coming into my army! Fighting for the GAELIC! GLADIATOR!
Jack-- SEAN, son of Viking! Son of land and sea! That's what my name actually means in Irish, look it up, I swear to God.
They'd be lucky to fight for me! Because I never lose!
I ALWAYS win every single match, every single round and every single battle that I go into!
I have never lost a SINGLE time.
"I have never once in my life used Reddit, so here goes nothing! I guess I will post this art"-- You did very good!
(laughter) Look at that--I'm wearing the same shirt again, as well!
Wait, we can reenact this. I'm not wearin' the same pants, though!
Wait. Wait. Hold on.
(slaps board) LAUGH!
Yeaaah, TWO markers fell!
The markers are part of my army as well. They have fallen for the greater good.
(close to mic) The Greater Good.
I'm full of burps from the Coke Zero, [mumbling] Same Great Coke Taste Zero Sugar Now With A Hint Of Added Vanilla.
"CatNotKitty"! Thank you very much. This art is fantastic.
Also it must have been a pain in the 'bootay' to draw all of my foam pads on the wall.
You didn't draw the broken light, though! I see that you're trying to hide that.
I like that you put the blue and red in, but the light--
you didn't draw the broken light! You can barely see it right now, wait for it.
(mechanical whirring)
Hold on.
(whirring)
There it is, light's broken!
I'm sorry I broke you!
(more whirring)
Hi, and welcome back.
"Us jumping into Reddit like" (laughter)
Straight into battle! YES, My Gaelic gladiator friends!
My amigos! My battle-ready buddies! Jumpin' into battle WITH me. We can Fight This Together, okay?
I'm So Proud of This Community!
I was waiting for Casey Neistat to pop out of nowhere and yell "K-POP!" at me.
But you know what is to be taken away from this...?
The army won at the end, all right, we went up against all odds! But we fought back and we came out the victors at the end.
We didn't even lose a single time! Not once have we lost in a battle that we have fought.
How are those for statistics, Einstein?!
"We did it Reddit"-- We sure did!
While everybody was off worrying about Pewdiepie versus TSeries,
Everyone forgot about Jacksepticeye versus Fortnite Man
We had to make this comeback all on our own!
All I had was the loving support of the Jackseptic-army!
The gladiators of the Gaelic land of the Shamrock Isles and my sweet not-sponsorship by Coca Cola.
But you know what? We did it, Reddit. We did it, guys. I'm So Proud of this community.
I've made that joke already, I'm gonna stop.
"Coincidence? I think not"
Oh my God, it's the exact same hairstyle, isn't it.
(laughter) I'm Hanzo--
Aw, I'm a Hanzo main, now!
Wait, wait. Can I--can I--hold on.
It's--it's the same thing, isn't it.
Isn't it? Aw, man, now I'm gonn a have to get my nose pierced in here...
I'm gonna have to kill my brother...turn him into a robot...
(yells in Hanzo)
"Sean playing TABS": 
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."
"They're the same picture" (laughter)
Oh, that's fantastic!
Oh, good Office meme! I feel privileged!
I feel honored to have an Office meme...a really high tier quality Office meme...made around the stuff that I make.
That's really heartwarming. I'm So Proud of this community...
The rest of you: step up your game, alright!
You need to make BETTER memes!
High tier, high quality, just the Spiciest of Memes.
Also, what--who cares! Tomatoes...apples...
At the end of the day, if ya throw somethin' hard enough at someone you're gonna kill them anyway.
And win the battle! The ones that I've never lost even once.
I'm also REALLY sponsored by Coca Cola, I swear.
Ooh, another one! Another Office meme!
"Chase: 'I tried to talk to Anti and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.'"
"'I feel like I'm dying inside.'"
(laughs at Chase's pain)
Chase is Michael Scott.
Maybe deep down, we're ALL just trying to be friends with Anti.
Maybe we're ALL just tryin' to overcome our obstacles.
(Green Jack chanting "Daddy")
Meme Jack: "You see this right here? There's your problem."
(laughter) That's an old one, wait--I wanna hear--
I can hear it in my headphones on the table, but I wanna hear it properly, through them.
You see? You see THIS right here? There's your problem! [Anti chanting "Daddy"]
(chuckles)
(chants "Daddy")
That's such a long time ago! Man...
Remember Dad Dating... Dream... Boy... Man... Simulator?
I do! I remember wearing that outfit, and it was sexy as all hell.
Also--this looks like a completely different person. This is the same person.
THIS is Jacksepticeye. And this is him now.
Feel old yet?!
He's bearded, long-haired, and blurry.
I do feel old. 'Cause I AM him. And I'm 29 now.
And I was 26, 27 in this video?
Oh Lord... 27! 'Cause it's in Brighton. I can count.
AND LAST but not least! Spitting everywhere!
It's not a Reddit meme, but it's so good that I wanted to put it in anyway,
because it reeeally made me laugh.
"I don't know if you've heard, but I have my own liveshow comedy world tour--"
"You've told us this story many times," says Everyone.
Me: "AND YOU'LL HEAR IT AGAIN!" (laughter)
Man, I got to be put into TWO Office memes and a Brooklyn NINE NINE meme!
This is the best day! Those are two of my favorite shows,
if you haven't watched either of them-- (slams table) what are you doing with your life?!
Probably watching Jacksepticeye videos, which is really good. Keep watching them.
Please subscribe. Like the video?! Like goal!
Ughh, sponsored burps.
But more importantly, do you guys HAVE 90 minutes to go over the Jacksepticeye "How Did We Get Here?" Comedy World Tooooour...?
Alright everybody, as much as I wanna meme with the rest of you, I'm gonna have to call it there,
because sometimes a video can go on too long and overstay its welcome.
That, and I kinda ran out of stuff to go over in this episode.
SO! If you wanna help out and you wanna participate,
and you wanna be part of the Fun Friendly...Fun Gang,
then you can go to the subreddit and you can check it out and you can post stuff there, if you want.
I mean, you don't HAVE to, but it's awesome and fun and I love community stuff, and I...
Honestly, I really just love interacting with everybody,
and I love the memes and the jokes and everything that come out of the stuff that we all play together.
I don't know, it's fun to go over it!
It's fun to see what you guys are coming up with. The Internet is hilarious!
There's so many times I'm sittin' down and I'm scrolling through, like, Twitter or Tumblr or something
and I'm just goin' though and some people post such hilarious reaction pictures to the stuff I've uploaded that day.
And I just--I want more avenues to be able to showcase that,
because if it makes my belly ache with a bowl full of jelly, then I'm sure it's gonna make you all laugh,
and I wanna, like, get us all together and interact a whole lot more,
because the community aspect of Youtube is the reason that I started doing it in the first place,
and I really love it, and I love this community, and I love interacting with you guys,
and I want us to all feel like one big Fun Happily Fun...Nice Gang.
Family. That's the word I was looking for...
But I'm gonna leave it here! Farewell, every-- wait...
Farewell! Fareweeelll! Fareweeeeeeelllllll.....
Robin I swear to God, if you just put me on the greenscreen and didn't put anything actually behind that I'm gonna fu--
[outro song, "I'm Everywhere" by Tecknoaxe]
This one! I like this one.
