[music playing]
COMPUTER: I'm afraid, Gary,
there is no foreseeable outcome
where you survive.
 [gasp]
COMPUTER: Good morning,
Gary, day 1,818.
 How about freaking no?
COMPUTER: You are
not the captain.
You are a prisoner
aboard this ship.
GARY: As soon as the crap
hit the interstellar fan,
I became the captain for real.
 You're oblivious to
this thing, aren't you?
- What?
- That.
- Mooncake?
- What's a mooncake?
 This.
CAT: That is a planet-killer.
[laughter]
 Something big is
happening and I'm
not waiting while command sits
around twiddling their wieners.
 Why would they be
twiddling their wieners?
Why?
 As long as I draw
breath, and you
provide me with copious
amounts of adventure,
I will be there for you.
We're a team now.
COMPUTER: Gary, if the
breach in time-space
cannot be reversed in 36 hours,
the earth will be consumed.
 You were right
about everything.
 I know.
It's a blessing and my curse.
It's dangerous.
It's life-threatening.
We're probably going to die.
You got my back, little buddy?
 [inaudible]
 I didn't really sell
that very well, did I?
Crap.
[dramatic music]
- Aah!
- Why are there so many stairs?
 Quit talking, [inaudible]
 I don't know why
there's so many stairs.
 Hello, Mooncake.
I've been looking
all over for you.
You know You know
you can't succeed.
You're no hero, your father was.
[laughter]
GARY: I'm scared
there's no winning this,
that there's no way
to close this breach
without losing my friends.
VOICEOVER: Are we
going home, Dad?
I messed up bad, but I'm
not going to leave you here.
I promise.
I'll do whatever it takes.
[music playing]
- What course should I set?
- Earth.
Or actually, no, the universe.
We're going to save the--
actually, that doesn't
even make any dang sense.
Just earth, earth.
Earth.
Hugh, look, it's Carl.
Carl, how's life?
COMPUTER: Carl is dead, Gary.
 Classic Carl.
