AS THOSE OF YOU HERE KNOW WE DO 
OUR SHOW IN L.A., AND MAYBE THE 
ONLY THING MORE STRESSFUL THAN 
DRIVING IN L.A. IS PARKING IN 
L.A.
AND -- 
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND WHEN FACED WITH A DIFFICULT 
SITUATION, I LIKE TO MAKE THINGS
MORE DIFFICULT.
SO WE ENLISTED THE HELP OF ADAM 
LEVINE, HIS BAND, MAROON 5.
HAS A TOUR STARTING MAY 30th IN 
CHULA VISTA, AND WE THOUGHT 
WOULD BE FUN FOR ADAM TO GIVE 
OUT CONCERT TICKETS DISGUISED AS
PARKING TICKETS WITH ADAM 
DISGUISED AS PARKING ENFORCEMENT
AS UNSUSPECTING DRIVERS MEET 
MAROON 5-0.
>> I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY, BUT WE 
HAVE 30 SECONDS TO PUT THE MONEY
IN THE METER.
30 SECONDS.
I GOT TO BE A STICKLER.
IT'S A CROWDED STREET.
TEN, NINE, IT'S, SEVEN, SIX, TOO
LATE.
I'VE GOT TO GIVE YOU A TICKET, 
PAL.
ONCE I START I CAN'T STOP, 
UNFORTUNATELY.
>> HELLO, I'M GETTING MY TICKET,
AND I HAVE A GREEN RIGHT HERE.
>> YOU CAN REPORT IT IF YOU 
WANT, IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE A 
DIFFERENCE, REALLY.
>> OKAY.
SO I HAVE ONE -- 
>> DON'T HATE THE MAID, HATE THE
METER, PAL.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> I KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND 
EITHER.
YOU WANT TO GET ON CAMERA, TOO?
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT'S HAPPENED?
WHY'S THE REASON YOU GAVE MY A 
TICKET.
>> I HAVE SOMETHING HERE IN CASE
YOU WANT TO REPORT IT.
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THESE 
CONCERT TICKETS.
HERE YOU GO.
WERE YOU VERY GOOD.
WERE YOU A COOL CUSTOMER.
>> THANK YOU.
>> OH, NOT YOUR DAY.
CAME IN A LITTLE HOT.
>> CAME IN A LITTLE HOT?
>> YOU DID, A LITTLE FAST.
>> PULLING INTO A PARKING SPOT?
>> YEAH, I TRIED TO GUIDE YOU IN
THERE, I HATE TO BE THAT GUY, 
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I GOT A QUOTA
TO FILL.
>> YOU CAN'T TICKET SOMEBODY FOR
PULLING INTO A PARKING SPOT.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I GUESS I 
CAN.
>> NO, YOU CAN'T.
>> AGREE TO DISAGREE.
>> OH, WAIT A SECOND, NO, NO, 
NO, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
>> TAKE THE TICKETS AND GET OUT 
OF HERE.
♪ ♪
>> BYE.
LOVE YOU.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
IS THIS YOU?
>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> YOU'RE PARKED IN A PARKING 
ZONE.
THIS IS ONLY FOR PARKING RIGHT 
HERE.
THIS IS A PARKING ZONE, SO YOU 
CAN'T PARK IN A PARKING ZONE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NOT 
A PARKING SPOT?
>> IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A 
PARKING SPOT.
>> THERE'S A METER.
>> YES, THERE ARE THOSE, BUT IT 
DOESN'T MAKE IT A PARKING SPOT.
IT'S THE FINE PRINT, I HONESTLY 
CAN'T GET IN THE DETAILS.
IT WILL BE ON THE TICKET.
IT'S A FIVE-MINUTE NO STANDING 
ZONE, AND I GOT TO GET YOU ON 
THE STANDING NOW.
THERE'S A PROXIMITY LAW.
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO 
BE CLOSER THAN FIVE FEET TO THE 
OFFICER WHEN THE OFFICER IS 
DISTRIBUTING THE TICKET.
THESE ARE NOT MY RULES.
I JUST FOLLOW THEM, AND THIS 
WHOLE STREET IS HANDICAP ZONE.
>> IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING HERE.
>> YOU GOT GOING HERE, A HYBRID,
A TOYOTA.
HMM, THIS CAR TRIGGERS ME.
NOT GOOD FOR YOUR CASE.
I HAVE THREE VIOLATIONS.
PARKING IN A HANDICAP ZONE, 
PARKING IN A NON-PARKING ZONE 
TRIGGERS ME.A JAPANESE CAR THAT 
I'M SORRY, YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY 
SWEET WOMAN.
I HAVE ANOTHER JOB, I PLAY IN 
THIS BAND, AND I CAN GIVE YOU A 
TICKET AND I CAN ALSO GIVE YOU 
THESE TICKETS.
MA'AM, DO YOU LIKE MAROON 5?
DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE?
>> NO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: ANOTHER SATISFIE
