♪ ♪
♪ HETTY SAID IF YOU
ASK ME NICELY ♪
♪ I'LL WRITE YOU UP WELL ♪
♪ DON'T TELL ME TWICE ♪
♪ OR QUOTE YOU DIRECTLY ♪
♪ OR YOU'LL PAY THE PRICE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'LL PEEL OFF YOUR
SKIN LIKE A THIN VENEER ♪
♪ IF SOMEONE TELLS ME SOMETHING
THAT I DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE DOPE? ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE POTENTIAL? ♪
♪ HETTY O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
♪ THOSE WERE DIFFERENT DAYS ♪
♪ THOSE WERE DIFFERENT DRUGS ♪
♪ FROM A GOLD-PLATED PALACE
WITH THE HALF-MAST FLAGS ♪
♪ TO A CHALK LINED BODY
THAT WAS FULL OF SLUGS ♪
♪ SHE WAS TRADING FAVORS
FOR FOOTNOTE PLUGS ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE NEEDLE? ♪
♪ WHO IS FIT TO BURST? ♪
♪ A MORPHINE TATTOO ON
AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? ♪
♪ AND WHO HAD HER FIRST? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ READING HER COLUMN
WAS ESSENTIAL ♪
♪ HETTY O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
♪ SHE COULD KILL A MAN
WITH A SINGLE STROKE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ SHE IS NOT THE ONE
YOU WANT TO PROVOKE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT ♪
♪ OR YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE DOPE? ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE POTENTIAL? ♪
♪ HETTY O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
♪ IF THERE WAS A
GENTLEMAN CALLER ♪
♪ TO A COMELY WENCH ♪
♪ AND A SNOOPING PEEPER ♪
♪ IN A COAT OF TRENCH ♪
♪ SHE'D PLACE A LINE OR TWO ♪
♪ AT THE FOOT OF THE PAGE ♪
♪ A CUE OR A CLUE ♪
♪ TO THE LATEST RAGE ♪
♪ WITH YOUR TRUE DIMENSIONS ♪
♪ AND YOUR ACTUAL AGE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ TRADE A LIFE OF SCANDAL ♪
♪ FOR A CAREER ON THE STAGE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ THESE LITTLE THINGS
SEEM INCONSEQUENTIAL ♪
♪ EXCEPT TO HETTY
O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ON THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME ♪
♪ FROM THE DEBUTANTE BALL ♪
♪ PASSED OUT DRUNK ON
THE BATHROOM FLOOR ♪
♪ CALL-GIRL CALLED
AFTER TAKING A PEEK ♪
♪ AT THE SECRET DRAWER
OF ATOMIC SECRETS ♪
♪ REPEATING SOMETHING
THAT I WHISPERED ABOUT ♪
♪ THEY HAVE TO TAKE IT ♪
♪ BUT THEY CAN'T DISH IT OUT ♪
♪ WHO'S CLEANING UP HIS ACT? ♪
♪ AND BREAKING THE BANK? ♪
♪ BUT UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T
REMEMBER TO THANK ME ♪
♪ ♪
♪ BUT NOW THE RUMOR
IS DOING THE ROUNDS ♪
♪ THAT HIS ONLY FRIENDS ♪
♪ ARE VILLAINS AND SCOUNDRELS ♪
♪ HER REPUTATION CURLED
LIKE YELLOW SMOKE ♪
♪ SHE NAMED THE WRONG MAN
IN THE STORY SHE BROKE ♪
♪ SHE HAD AN UNFORTUNATE
CHARACTER TRAIT ♪
♪ THE IRRESISTIBLE
IMPULSE TO ASSASSINATE ♪
♪ BUT THE DAMAGE SHE DID
WAS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL ♪
♪ HETTY O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
♪ THEY'VE GOT WITCH TRIALS NOW ♪
♪ WITH WITCHES TO SPARE ♪
♪ AND A JUKEBOX JURY FULL
OF JUDGEMENT AND FURY ♪
♪ WITH BRIGHT NEON DRESSES
AND PORN STAR HAIR ♪
♪ ♪
♪ SHE WAS THROWN TO THE WOLVES ♪
♪ OR THE DOGS OR THE FOXES ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'D HAD THEIR
FILL OF SHARES AND STOCKS ♪
♪ THEIR GAZE IS UNFORGIVING ♪
♪ IF YOUR MORALS ARE LAX ♪
♪ POINTING MANICURED FINGERS
AND MAKING A MOCKERY ♪
♪ WITH VOICES THAT SOUND
LIKE BROKEN CROCKERY ♪
♪ ♪
♪ HETTY SAID "I'M POWERLESS
AND I FEEL ALONE..." ♪
♪ NOW EVERYONE HAS A MEGAPHONE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE DOPE? ♪
♪ WHO'S GOT THE POTENTIAL? ♪
♪ HETTY O'HARA CONFIDENTIAL ♪
♪ ♪
