(upbeat music)
- Yeah, dude.
Ladies and gentleman, Steve Wozniak.
Is it safe to say that you
invented the personal computer?
(laughing)
- Well, it's safe to say it.
I don't know if it's safe to claim it.
But, I certainly did
more than anyone else,
in that whole regard, yeah.
- I think that you
revolutionized the entire world.
- No, I was a little key starting point.
Now, everybody else
that's had key roles and
really brilliant and
thought of great ideas, too.
They don't get credit like I do, but.
The trouble is when
a lot of good came with technology
and unfortunately, a lot
of bad we didn't see.
We only started companies to make good,
help people have more, but then
all the big companies got control and
it's almost like used to control us, too.
- Yeah.
- Have power over us, so its
its sort of unfortunate these days.
I kinda regret what I did.
(giggles)
- I wanted to tell you
how much I appreciate you
for being such a cool sport about that bit
that I was doing in my stand up comedy.
When I was barely out of rehab
when Dancing with the Stars called
and obviously the drugs
had not entirely worn off
because I was like fuck yeah.
(audience laughing)
(cheering)
I was the second worst dancer on the cast.
- (Announcer) Last week, Steve-o's foxtrot
fell to pieces as he
cracked under the pressure.
- After Steve Wozniak,
who built the first Apple
computer in a garage
and started the company with Steve Jobs.
- (Announcer) Last week, Steve's samba
earned the lowest scores in six seasons.
(audience cheering)
- In the first week I injured my back so,
there I was on the set
talking to Steve Wozniak.
I said I'm thinking
about get a MacBook Air
so that my backpack will weigh less
because it's hurting me.
And he actually said
cool I'll go with to the Apple Store.
You can use my ten
percent employee discount.
(audience laughing)
And there was no way that I was gonna
turn down that offer.
Not only did I go to the
Apple store with the Woz
we rode Segways together.
So we walked into the store,
I picked out my computer,
the Woz calls over a sales dude.
He says here's my friend he's gonna get
this computer with my discount.
Dude looks at him and says
are you an Apple employee?
And the Woz goes,
uh-huh I have an Apple employee number,
its one
That experience alone made being on
Dancing with the Stars worthwhile.
- We really struck up a
big friendship there, man.
- Yeah, we did.
- That was really I wasn't sure what I
who everybody was and meeting you was
one of the big thrills of it for me.
- Well, thank you likewise.
Let's go ahead and get a new computer
I'm excited.
- Let's do that.
- Yeah. Going to buy a
computer with the Woz.
No big deal.
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
(laughing)
- [Steve] How does he turn it off?
(upbeat music)
- I'm buying a computer.
- Oh, okay I can help you all with that.
- (mumbles) his employee discount.
- Okay, cool.
Did you know which one you wanted to buy?
- Do you need his employee number?
- [Steve-O] Steve Wozniak one.
- [Employee] I love it.
- [Steve] Alright.
- Huge savings thanks to the Woz.
(hip-hop music)
I love it, you know
this video is probably edited on that.
How 'bout that?
(whoosh noise)
Put this baby to work in no time.
Edited my dick off
and hey, I made this video
because I needed a new computer
and I happen to be bros with
the guy who invented it, okay?
I didn't make this video
for it to turn into
some fucking debate over Android or Apple
because whichever one you use,
I love you all the same, ya know?
And I love the computer and it's
never gonna run out of juice
because I got a Jackery pack right here
and Apple didn't pay me
shit to make this video
and Jackery didn't pay me
shit to make this video.
But, Jackery did send me
this solar fucking panel
so that I could be off
the grid, motherfucker.
Editing my dick off
with
El Chapo.
(chopping noises)
(laughing)
Yeah, dudes, so lastly
as you hit the like button with vigor.
Let me show you how I
explained the like button
to Woz.
(laughing)
Right?
Hit that like button, right?
Hit the like button.
I like it when people hit it hard.
- Yeah.
- And
follow Scott Randolph on Instagram.
(laughing)
Yeah, dude.
Woo!
