[MUSIC PLAYING - "MONSTER IN THE
 MIRROR"]
- (SINGING) Saw a monster in
my mirror when woke up today.
A monster in my mirror,
but I did not run away.
I did not shed a tear
or hide beneath my bed.
'Tho the monster
looked at me, and this
is what he said-- he said,
"wubba, wubba, wubba,
wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
and a doodly-doo."
He sang, "wubba wubba,
wubba," so I sang it, too.
Do not wubba me, or
I will wubba you.
- (SINGING) Do not wubba
me, or I will wubba you.
- (SINGING) Told the
monster in the mirror,
no, I am not scared.
Then I smiled at him and
thanked him for the song
that we had shared.
Well, the monster
thanked me too.
He smiled right back and then,
the monster in the mirror
sang his song again.
He sang, "wubba, wubba,
wubba, wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
and a doodly-doo."
He went, "wubba, wubba,
wubba," and I sang along.
Yes, wubba, wubba,
wubba is a monster song.
- (SINGING) Wubba, wubba,
wubba is a monster song.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
and a doodly-doo.
- (SINGING) He went wubba,
wubba, wubba, and I sang along.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
wubba, wubba, wubba!
Yes, wubba, wubba,
wubba is a monster song.
- (SINGING) Wubba, wubba,
wubba is a monster song.
- (SINGING) If your mirror has
a monster in it, do not shout.
This kind of situation does
not call for freaking out.
And do nothing that you
would not like to see him do,
'cause that monster in the
mirror, he just might be you.
Singing wubba, wubba wubba,
wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
and a doodly-doo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
you can join in, too.
Wubba, wubba, wubba,
wubba, wubba, wubba.
Yes, if you wubba me,
then I will wubba you.
If you wubba me, then
I will wubba you.
Going wubba, wubba,
wubba is the thing to do.
Every time we wubba
us, we'll wubba you.
- We wubba you.
[MUSIC PLAYING - "MONSTER IN THE
 MIRROR"]
