[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>>> GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE
PLAYOFFS.
CLEMSON IS NOT GONNA --
THE HELL'S GOING ON?
WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED?
>> SOME OF US WERE TALKING,
COACH, AND WE THINK ROBBIE
SHOULD DRESS FOR THE GAME.
>> YOU HIT YOUR HEAD TOO HARD IN
PRACTICE LAST WEEK, SON?
ROBBIE'S ON THE PRACTICE SQUAD.
THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS.
ROSTER'S SET.
NOW GET DRESSED.
>> THIS IS ROBBIE'S DREAM,
COACH.
I KNOW THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE
ROSTER, SO I WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE
MY SPOT.
♪♪♪
>> ROBBIE CAN HAVE MY SPOT TOO,
COACH.
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?
>> YES, SIR.
♪♪♪
>> YOU TOO, MURPHY?
>> ROBBIE DESERVES IT, COACH.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, RILEY?
♪♪♪
YOU WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE YOUR
SPOT?
>> [ BLEEP ] NO.
I DON'T WANT ROBBIE TO TAKE MY
STOP.
HE [ BLEEP ] SUCKS AT FOOTBALL.
YOU GUYS WANT ROBBIE TO PLAY IN
A PLAYOFF GAME.
WE'RE GONNA [ BLEEP ] LOSE.
HE SUCKS ASS.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN PRACTICE?
OOOH.
>> YEAH.
>> ROBBIE?
>> HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ].
I'M SORRY, ROBBIE.
BUT YOUR DOG [ BLEEP ], ROBBIE.
HE'S DOG [ BLEEP ]
>> ROBBIE'S GOT HEART, RILEY.
THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR
SOMETHING.
>> HE'S [ BLEEP ].
HE PISSED IN PRACTICE LAST WEEK,
STEVEN, AGAIN.
I DIDN'T EVEN RUN AT HIM, AND
HIT HIM THIS TIME.
ALL I DID WAS WALK OVER TO HIM
AND HE CRUMBLED INTO A LITTLE
BALL AND HE SAID, "NO, NO, NOT
AGAIN.
IT'S COMING AT ME."
>> MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN
ME, RILEY.
>> I DEFINITELY DON'T.
>> OKAY.
BUT A FRIEND TOLD ME SOMETHING
THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF.
RIGHT, MR. FILLMORE?
>> OH, WHAT YOU MAD YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM?
HUH?
WELL, LISTEN HERE.
YOU'RE 5 FOOT NOTHING.
100 AND NOTHING.
BUT DAMNED IF YOU DON'T GOT
PASSHION.
>> AND HE GAVE ME THE STRENGTH
TO KEEP GOING.
>> WELL, HOLD ON.
'CAUSE AFTER THAT, I SAID --
UNFORTUNATELY, PASSION DON'T
MEAN NOTHING AT THIS LEVEL.
ROBBIE, YOU'RE JUST TINY.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS
STOMPED.
PANCAKED.
>> RIGHT, BUT YOU BELIEVED AND
THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
>> HANG ON, I'M GONNA STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.
I SAID ONE MORE THING AND IT
WAS --
AND WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU IN MY
OFFICE?
STOP COMING BACK HERE, MAN.
'CAUSE WE AIN'T FRIENDS.
AND THAT'S HOW THAT ALL WENT
DOWN.
>> ENOUGH.
OKAY, LIKE COACH, YOU PLAY HERE.
SOMEONE GAVE YOU A SHOT.
THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.
IS A SHOT.
>> THIS IS SO [ BLEEP ] DUMB.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE PLAYS,
COACH.
>> I KNOW THE PLAYBOOK FRONT TO
BACK.
YOU CALL ANY PLAY.
I CAN RUN ANY ROUTE RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE.
YOU GET PAST RILEY, YOU CAN
DRESS FOR THE GAME.
>> GO, ROBBIE.
♪♪♪
>> ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> RED 7 ON TWO.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY, DON'T KNOW
THAT ONE.
>> WIDE RIGHT ON ONE.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY.
>> JESUS, ROBBIE.
BLUE 19 ON 3.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY.
>> PLANT SIX ON TWO.
>> DIFFERENT PLAY.
>> I'LL TAKE MY JERSEY BACK.
>> RED DEVIL ON THREE.
>> SKIP.
>> ROBBIE, ANGEL 6 ON 2.
>> GOT IT.
WHAT WAS IT, THOUGH?
>> ANGEL 6 ON 2.
>> I GOT IT, COACH.
[ ROBBIE GETS HIT ]
[ FARTING NOISE ]
>> DUMBASS.
>> HE'S ALL RIGHT.
I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE DONE
ANOTHER -- YOU KNOW, HIS PANTS.
>> I ALMOST DID, BUT I HELD IT
IN.
>> NO, HE DIDN'T.
>> WELL, THAT'S THAT.
WE HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME TO WIN,
GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
