
Dutch: 
"De nacht voor de grootste
wedstrijd in mijn hele carrière...
...maakte een teamgenoot me
wakker door op zijn trompet te oefenen."
David's team.
Ik neem aan dat dat geen eufemisme is?
Hoe laat was dit?
12 uur 's nachts of half 1, zoiets.
Dus waarom was jij
samenwonend met een trompettist?
Ah, alsjeblieft, gebruik gewoon alleen
dat stukje voor de trailer en niets anders!
Oké, gewoon, alleen dat.
Dat is alles wat we nodig hebben.
Het is niet iets dat je vraagt, toch?
Ik bedoel...
"Ben jij een trompettist?"
Ik doe dat niet...
"Laten we kamergenootjes worden!"
Ik weet het niet.
En hij was van jouw team?
Dat was hij, ja.
Hij zat in mijn team.
Welk team was het?
Eh...toen ik bij Newcastle United zat.
Dus waar was je? Waar...
Ik zat in een hotel.
Een hotel. Waar?
Ehm, het was... in Newcas...
Denk aan het andere team
waartegen je speelde.
Stond je net op het punt om
"in Newcastle" te zeggen?

English: 
"The night before the biggest game of my career, a teammate woke me up by practising his trumpet."
David's team.
I'm assuming that's not a euphemism?
What time was this?
12:00, 12:30, something like that.
So why were you cohabiting with a trumpeter?
Ah, just please, just use that as the trailer and nothing else!
Alright, just, that's it. That's all we need.
It's not something that you ask, is it? I mean...
"Are you a trumpeter?" I don't...
"Let's room together!" I dunno.
And he was from your team?
He was, yeah. He was in my team.
What team was it?
Uh, when I was at Newcastle United.
So, where were you? Where...
I was in, uh... well, a hotel.
A hotel. Where?
Um, it was... in Newcas...
Think about the other team you were playing.
Were you just about to say, "in Newcastle"?

English: 
"The night before the biggest game of my career, a teammate woke me up by practising his trumpet."
David's team.
I'm assuming that's not a euphemism?
What time was this?
12:00, 12:30, something like that.
So why were you cohabiting with a trumpeter?
Ah, just please, just use that as the trailer and nothing else!
Alright, just, that's it. That's all we need.
It's not something that you ask, is it? I mean...
"Are you a trumpeter?" I don't...
"Let's room together!" I dunno.
And he was from your team?
He was, yeah. He was in my team.
What team was it?
Uh, when I was at Newcastle United.
So, where were you? Where...
I was in, uh... well, a hotel.
A hotel. Where?
Um, it was... in Newcas...
Think about the other team you were playing.
Were you just about to say, "in Newcastle"?

English: 
It was in Newcastle, yeah.
Why would you be in a hotel in your own hometown?
Because we were playing against Sunderland.
Oh, fair enough(!)
Sometimes the manager just likes to keep the players together.
- Ah, yes, I have heard of that.
- Under lock and key.
Who was the trumpeter?
It was Nobby Solano.
Ah, Nobby Solano. He's from Peru.
What was he playing?
I can't help thinking if someone wakes you up playing a trumpet in your ear, you don't go,
"Ah! What is that? Is that, uh..."
"No, no, no, don't tell me. Carry on playing."
"I'll get this."
It was something like, you know them Mexican kind of food adverts, like...
(STARTS HUMMING "JARABE TAPATÍO")
More, more, more!
And you say this was "Nobby Solero"?
"Nobby Solero" is a very adult ice cream.

English: 
It was in Newcastle, yeah.
Why would you be in a hotel in your own hometown?
Because we were playing against Sunderland.
Oh, fair enough(!)
Sometimes the manager just likes to keep the players together.
- Ah, yes, I have heard of that.
- Under lock and key.
Who was the trumpeter?
It was Nobby Solano.
Ah, Nobby Solano. He's from Peru.
What was he playing?
I can't help thinking if someone wakes you up playing a trumpet in your ear, you don't go,
"Ah! What is that? Is that, uh..."
"No, no, no, don't tell me. Carry on playing."
"I'll get this."
It was something like, you know them Mexican kind of food adverts, like...
(STARTS HUMMING "JARABE TAPATÍO")
More, more, more!
And you say this was "Nobby Solero"?
"Nobby Solero" is a very adult ice cream.

Dutch: 
Het was in Newcastle, ja.
Waarom zou je in een hotel
in je eigen woonplaats verblijven?
Omdat we tegen Sunderland speelden.
Oh, op die fiets(!)
Soms houdt de manager de
spelers gewoon graag bij elkaar.
- Ah, ja, daar heb ik van gehoord.
- Achter slot en grendel.
Wie was de trompettist?
Het was Nobby Solano.
Ah, Nobby Solano.
Die komt uit Peru.
Welk stuk speelde hij?
Ik blijf denken dat als iemand je wakker maakt
met een trompet in je oor, dat je dan niet zegt;
"Ah! Wat is dat? Is dat, eh..."
"Nee, nee, nee, niet voorzeggen.
Blijf doorspelen."
"Ik zal dit raden."
Het was zoiets als, je kent die
Mexicaanse reclames voor eten, zoiets...
(NEURIET "JARABE TAPATÍO")
Meer, meer, meer!
En jij zegt dat dit "Nobby Solero" was?
"Snob-by Solero" is een ijsje
voor hele arrogante voetballers.

English: 
So where is he trumpeting?
He was kind of, like, sat at the edge of his bed like this,
with a stand and...
Stand?
Can I just say, if this is a lie, don't push it.
- He'd set up his music stand...
- Stand and a baton!
He'd set up his music stand?
He got a tunic and a hat on, and under his chin...
"Two, three, four!"
(STARTS HUMMING "JARABE TAPATÍO")
And what was his excuse?
That he was practising, that was it.
Did the conversation go further? Did you say...
Well, I just said, you know...
"Put it away!" Um...
"And you should also stop playing the trumpet!"
What do you think?
I mean, I know the world of football is not one that you're overly familiar with.
Yes, but I am an expert in nocturnal trumpeting.
You know, balances out.
What do you think, Germaine?

English: 
So where is he trumpeting?
He was kind of, like, sat at the edge of his bed like this,
with a stand and...
Stand?
Can I just say, if this is a lie, don't push it.
- He'd set up his music stand...
- Stand and a baton!
He'd set up his music stand?
He got a tunic and a hat on, and under his chin...
"Two, three, four!"
(STARTS HUMMING "JARABE TAPATÍO")
And what was his excuse?
That he was practising, that was it.
Did the conversation go further? Did you say...
Well, I just said, you know...
"Put it away!" Um...
"And you should also stop playing the trumpet!"
What do you think?
I mean, I know the world of football is not one that you're overly familiar with.
Yes, but I am an expert in nocturnal trumpeting.
You know, balances out.
What do you think, Germaine?

Dutch: 
Dus waar trompettert hij?
Hij zat zo ongeveer
op de rand van zijn bed,
met een standaard en...
Standaard?
Mag ik even zeggen,
als dit een leugen is, ken je grenzen.
- Hij had zijn muziekstandaard opgezet...
- Standaard en een stokje!
Hij had zijn muziekstandaard opgezet?
Hij droeg een tuniek met een hoed op
en onder zijn kin...
"Twee, drie, vier!"
(BEGINT "JARABE TAPATÍO" TE NEURIËN)
En wat was zijn excuus?
Dat hij aan het oefenen was, dat was het.
Ging het gesprek verder? Zei je...
Nou, ik zei gewoon, weet je...
"Stop dat eens weg!
Ehm...
"En daarnaast moet je ook stoppen
met op die trompet te spelen!"
Wat denk je?
Ik bedoel, ik weet dat de voetbalwereld
niet iets is waar je heel bekend mee bent.
Ja, maar ik ben een expert in nachtelijk trompetteren.
Dus weetje, dat brengt
het weer in evenwicht...
Wat denk jij, Germaine?

English: 
It's certainly true that people tolerate a lot of noise in South America generally.
Okay. You think...
I wouldn't be surprised. I'm going true.
We'll go true.
Okay. Jermaine, truth or lie?
It's true.

English: 
It's certainly true that people tolerate a lot of noise in South America generally.
Okay. You think...
I wouldn't be surprised. I'm going true.
We'll go true.
Okay. Jermaine, truth or lie?
It's true.

Dutch: 
Het is zeker waar dat mensen in Zuid-Amerika
over het algemeen veel lawaai tolereren.
Oké. En jij denkt...?
Het zou me niets verbazen.
Ik ga voor "Waarheid."
We gaan voor "Waarheid."
Oké. Jermaine,
Waarheid of Leugen?
Het is Waar.
