
English: 
(GROANS) Is it just me or
is it really hot in here?
Oh, no! I'm feeling it, too! And it's a scorcher!
Well, try not to blow your top. (LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES) What?
I'm just saying, a second ago, it's dark and cool...
What? How is this my fault?
Hey, it sounds like you guys 
need to "chill" out. (LAUGHING)
Thanks.
Hey, no problem.
I know it's hard for you guys to make friends.
Uh, why is that?
Duh, 'cause you guys look like
a couple of squares. (LAUGHING)
- (CHERRY GROANS) 
- There's one in every kitchen.
Hey! Hey, juice boxes,
when are you gonna start dancing?
What are you... What are you talking about?
It says it right there!
You guys can "shake well."
Hey, perv. Stop looking at my label.
That's none of your business.
Hey, I'm surprised he can read.
I don't get it. With all that sugar,
you should be more of a sweet-talker. (LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
Hey, hey, why do they call you Cherry?
You don't look like a cherry.
Uh, that's my flavor.
I taste like cherries.
Oh, well then what does Blue taste like?
Smurfs? (LAUGHING)

English: 
-[groans] Is it just me or is it really hot in here?
-Oh no, I'm feeling it too and it's a scorcher!
-Well, try not to blow your top. [laughs]
-What?
-I'm just sayin', a second ago it's dark and cool--
-What? How is this my fault?
-Hey, it sounds like you guys need to "chill" out. [laughs]
-Thanks.
-Hey, no problem.
I know it's hard for you guys to make friends.
-Uh, why is that?
-Duh, 'cause you guys look like a couple of squares. [laughs]
[juicebox groans] -There's one in every kitchen.
-Hey! Hey, juice boxes,
when are you gonna start dancing?
-What are you--what are you talking about?
-It says it right there.
You guys can "shake well."
-Hey perv, stop looking at my label,
that's not of your business.
-Hey, I'm surprised he can read.
-I don't get it. With all that sugar,
you should be more of a sweet-talker. [laughs]
-[growls]
-Hey, hey, why do they call you Cherry?
You don't look like a cherry.
-Uh, that's my flavor.
I taste like cherries.
-Oh, well then what does Blue taste like?
Smurfs? [laughs]

English: 
-Hey man, what's your deal?
Blue is a recognized flavor.
-Hmm, I don't know.
What do you think, Pear?
Is blue a flavor?
-What? Don't be ridiculous.
Of course it's not a flavor.
-Oh, come on.
-Okay, so you taste like blueberries?
-Well, no, it's--
-How 'bout grapes? Raisins? Blackberries?
-More like a blue raspberry.
-Oh yeah, except that doesn't actually exist.
-Hey, ever think it's what's inside that counts?
-You have something inside you that counts?
Did you eat a calculator? [laughs]
-That's it. I give up.
-Ooh, ooh, Cherry, hey, Cherry!
What's a billion plus three?
-One billion and three.
-Whoa! You really did eat a calculator.
-No, I passed basic math.
-Hey, we have a toaster.
Are you gonna eat him too?
-What?
-Don't get any ideas, pal!
I'm still plugged in!
-No, why would I-- Don't listen to--
[growls] It's really hot in here.
-Hey, don't sweat it, dude.
Whoops, too late. [laughs]
-Can we go back to the fridge now?
-Seriously.
-Hey, hey, Cherry! Hey, hey, Blue! Hey, hey!

English: 
Hey, man, what is your deal?
Blue is a recognized flavor.
Hmm, I don't know.
What do you think, Pear?
Is blue a flavor?
What? Don't be ridiculous.
Of course it's not a flavor.
Oh, come on!
Okay, so you taste like blueberries?
Well, no, it's...
How about grapes? Raisins? Blackberries?
More like a blue raspberry.
Oh, yeah. Except that doesn't actually exist.
Hey, ever think it's what's inside that counts?
You have something inside you that counts?
Did you eat a calculator? (LAUGHING)
That's it. I give up.
(EXCLAIMING) Cherry! Hey, Cherry!
What's a billion plus three?
One billion and three.
Whoa! You really did eat a calculator.
No, I passed basic math.
Hey, we have a toaster.
Are you gonna eat him, too?
What?
Don't get any ideas, pal.
I'm still plugged in.
No, why would I... Don't listen to...
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
It's really hot in here!
Hey, don't sweat it, dude.
Whoops, too late. (LAUGHING)
Can we go back to the fridge now?
Seriously.
Hey, hey, Cherry! Hey, hey, Blue! Hey, hey!

English: 
-What? Why are you doing that?
-Doing what?
-The yelling, the heys.
It's all, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
[all saying "Hey!"]
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Quiet! Hey!
-Stop it! [Orange laughs] Stop it with the "hey."
No more "hey," all right?
We're not doin' that anymore.
-Good call.
-[groans] But "hey" is my favorite word.
-(both) No more "hey!"
-Hmm... I can say "hola" or maybe "yo,"
that's kind of like "hey," but it's not.
Um... Ooh! I got it!
Cherry, Blue!
-(both) What?
-Straw!
-Yah!
-My head! [both yelling]
-Ow!
[both yelling in agony]
Stop it! You're gonna break the calculator.
[all screaming]
-No! You maniac! [groaning]
[ka-boom!]
-Whoa! Ugh, geez.

English: 
What? Why are you doing that?
Doing what?
The yelling! The hey's!
It's all, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
(ALL SHOUTING "HEY!")
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Quiet! Hey!
- Stop it! Stop it with the "hey"!
- (ORANGE LAUGHING)
No more "hey," all right?
We're not doing that anymore.
Good call.
(GROANS) But "hey" is my favorite word.
BOTH: No more "hey"!
Hmm... I can say "Hola." Or maybe "Yo."
That's kinda like "hey", but it's not.
Um... (EXCLAIMS) I got it!
- Cherry! Blue!
- (CHERRY SIGHS)
BOTH: What?
Straw!
(SHRIEKS)
- My head! Oh, no!
- (BOTH SHRIEKING)
Ow!
(BOTH SHRIEKING AGONIZINGLY)
Stop i! You're going to break the calculator!
(ALL YELLING)
- No! You maniac! (SCREAMS)
- (BLUE GROANS)
(EXPLOSION)
Whoa! Ugh, jeez.

English: 
I guess Thermometer was right.
It really was a scorcher. [laughs]
You're not laughing, Pear.
-[groans]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian

English: 
I guess Thermometer was right.
It really was a scorcher. (LAUGHING)
You're not laughing, Pear.
(PEAR GROANS)
Captioned by Sam Whitacre
