I am sick and tired of everyone talking about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are the ultimate power couple
That's just blatant slanderous BS
because everybody knows the most powerful couple in the game right now by far
is Ethan and Hila Klein
There's nobody that's got style like us, there's nobody got grace like us
and name one celebrity that has eyebrow sunglasses
Hila Klein's the only individual with eyebrow sunglasses, and you will never be anywhere close to that
And by the way, what says power more than a Guy Fieri cosplay?
Okay?
What says power more than a Guy Fieri throne?
This is the seat of POWER
Hila, you wanna take a trip to flavour town right now?
Hila: Umm... I'll skip.
Ethan: Hila, let's go to flavour town, this is the seat of power
Let's go to flavour town
Are we not the ultimate power couple!
Kim Kardashian Kanye West do not know anything about power OR flavour
I rest my case
This, my friend, is what a real power couple looks like
so 73 questions is a stupid show by Vogue where they go to a celebrity's house and
pretend like they just popped in and act like it's not scripted even though it's the most painfully scripted
It makes me hurt. It's so scripted
It makes...it gives me pains. I feel pain in my body when I watch it. Do you know what I mean?
Hila: I do.
I don't know what is this feeling but you watch it and you can't stop and you also wanna die.
Ethan: Well said, Hila.
Interviewer: Kanye! 
Kanye: Yep
Interviewer: Umm I'm here to ask 73 questions
Kanye: I'm ready
Kim: Uh babe?
This is for me
The kids are in the room
*Kim and interviewer giggle*
Interviewer: Kim!
Ethan:  OOOOOO record scratch
KIm: This is for me *record scratch* The kids are in the room.
Hila: They wrote that joke
Ethan: Of course
They practically wrote in " *record scratch* "
I : Kim,
Kim: Hi!
I : So I catch you guys home together. Is this still like a rare thing?
Kim: It is really rare so lucky you
I : Oh that's great
And, uh, what did you do for the first 30 minutes of your day?
Kim: I woke up at 5:45,
brushed my teeth, got ready, headed to the gym, and worked out
I : Nice --
Ethan: Yeah, right.You know what's the first 30 minutes of the day?
I took a fat shit,
I took a huge dump,
bleached my anus. Do you bleach your anus?
Hila: Me?
Ethan: Yeah
Hila: No.
Do you?
Ethan: Yeah
Ethan: You know what my anus looks like?
This. *points at Guy Fieri cap*
Hila: Hmm
Ethan: Her too. It's power.
I : Lazy day, when everyone's together
Kim: There's no such thing as a lazy day
Look, I'll show you. All the kids are in the room.
I : So your home is clearly stunning, 
Kim: Thank you
I: How would you describe this home?
Kim: I would say like a minimal monastery
I : Wow, and where did the inspiration come from?
Kim:  From Axel Vervoordt and Kanye--
Ethan: Axel Vervoordt? Yeah you know what inspires our power?
Guy Fieri. Yeah you every heard of him?
Hila: Guy Fieri and McDonald's.
Yeah, yeah, maybe you've heard of him. A little more famous than AxeL vAVoo
By the way did you just move into your house that your house is empty.
Is that what you meant by monastery?
She's like "we like to pretend like we're poor even though we're billionaires. That's what I mean by monastery."
"We like to live humbly in our castle."
I : Okay. Random question. What was the last Kimoji that you used?
Kim: Um, my daughter North used the "Kim blowing the bubble gum".
I :  Oh, that's cute
*kids voice in background*
Kim: Hi guys
Hi! What are you doing?
Kid: Daddy's in here
Kim: Daddy's in here?
I : Adorable
Kim: Aw thank you!
Ethan: She's wearing a diaper, dude
Her ass is so big, it looks like she has a tumor
Hila: Honestly I don't understand her body
Ethan: It's fake, it's a fake, it's made in a laboratory.
Dude, her ass is like the size of her whole body
Like her ass, it looks like she's wearing a diaper
I : Do you mind if I take a look around? 
Kim: Yeah, of course
I : What's the most important thing that you want your kids to know?
Kim:  I want my kids to be kind
*！！！*
Ethan: Where does the water go?
The water just runs on the counter?
They just have servants come in with mops
That's what being rich is. They're like "I just I don't even have a fxxking drain,"
"I just pour water on my counter and you fxxkers come and clean it up."
Where's the water go? There's two faucet heads
Where's the water go?!
They're rich on a whole level I don't even understand
They're so rich, they don't even have drains
Hila: They have their own furniture catagories like they don't even--
Ethan: This is not a comfortable home, it looks like a waiting room like look at these lounge chairs
Like imagine sitting in your own home in your own bathroom
Vogue Interviewer: How'd you know that Kanye was the one?
Kim Kardashian: I knew he was the one
When I went to his Paris Fashion Show
And Kanye
How did you know that Kim was the one?
Uh, I saw her in a paparazzi pic with Paris Hilton
*Interviewer, Kim, and Kanye chuckle*
What is she just a piece of meat? What is she just a giant ass?
With a body attached to it? Kanye's like "yes"
We all know that's all she is and that's exactly what I like about her. Fair enough Kanye.
Interviewer: What's the best gift he's ever given?
Kim: Um..Last year for Christmas-- okay
Northy, take your brother to go get Sprite
Kanye, quietly: you want sprite?
Kim: Um..-- it's your one time
U M
For Christmas, last year
he gave me a box and I opened it and it was Mickey Mouse and
Adidas socks and apple headphones and I thought okay and then he told me that he bought me major stock in all of those companies
Kanye, what was her reaction?
She's like, uh, okay. Well when I thought it was just Adidas socks and headphones. I was like, thanks
That's super relatable to all the plebs out there
Although to be fair. That's kind of a shitty Christmas gift. That's like buying someone, like, government bonds.
I was planning to buy you a loan
You owe the government money.
I got you really good interest rates, so
Oh! Yeah, you really know how to make a Jew happy you're like "I got you a loan" what? you're like "don't worry it's 2.5 percent Interest"
I love you
I love you. This was so thoughtful
Whose career do you respect and admire the most? Um, I would say my mom's because at 50 years old
She really honestly didn't know how she was gonna make ends meet and take care of all of these kids.
Ethan: Excuse me. Can you not walk backwards for so long? It's freaking me out
Like what are you trying to prove something?
Hila: Where are we? What is this?
Kim, look-- turn around turn around. You must turn around
What are you trying to prove-- Why are you walking backwards so much?
Turn. Around PLEASE
What is this? She's still going backwards!
What is she-- what was-- what the hell was that?
okay, the home tour is gonna continue with a hard right into the living room and
Interviewer: What kind of piano is this? This is gorgeous
Kim: Unbleached Steinway
Ethan: Bro your house sucks. This house is so depressing. I don't know if it's a hospital. They probably go to a hotel
When they actually wanna like chill. This is your living room? What is this an operating room?
This is the saddest shit I have ever seen and I love how the interviewer is
So casual about it like oh, it's stunning. This is your living room
Why does it look like a
mass-murderer scrub this murder site clean
Dexter's house, dude
I mean I get it as an art piece, but it's still they're home too. You gotta live there
He's like Oh a bunch of Oompa Loompas come out and dust every footstep after I walk to keep it white
This house is almost racist because it's so white
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like this house is offensive to me. What's the craziest thing a fan has ever done?
Well, a fan has asked me to legitimately adopt them what that is so weird
What's something about you that you wish more people focused on?
I wish they would not focus on my ass all the time.
Shut up
please
That angers me
Um have you tried wearing something else. Try wearing jeans. Oh try
Taking out the giant silicone slabs that are in your ass that makes it look like you have two ass tumors
You wish people stop focusing on your ass
That's a nightmare of an answer. You can't be serious
that is literally the only thing interesting even your own husband said
I mean she dresses like that is the most interesting thing about her. It's the focal point in this video
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I : Okay, well then what three words do you hear most often when people describe you
I would say
sweet and smart
Aaand is there a third? and kind. would you say that they're accurate
Most definitely. She's so humble
That's what I like about Kim. She's so down-to-earth and humble and
Definitely not because she has a huge ass. I would never even dream of noticing that about her. Mm-hmm
What I notice about her is that she's sweet
intelligent and kind basically a perfect human being
And her farts cuz the fabric is so thin and her ass is so big her farts are hella stinky too. Hmm little-known fact
Can you show me a hidden talent?
I have a hidden talent of being able to smell when somebody has a cavity
That's impressive what we need more information about that
Don't just say that's impressive that's impossible
She's like all of her kids. They're like, I think we need to see a dentist. She's like no no, no, just come here.
You're good. You're good. Their mouths are all messed up. They've like 20 cavities. You're good Kim. This kitchen is so amazing
Thank you Wow
What's your favorite thing about Armenia?
The food. Mmm if I have 24 hours Armenia, what should I eat?
You should eat everything. All right.
[In Armenian] Do you speak Armenian?
Um inch PSS is all I know. I don't know. What do you think you'll be remembered for Kim? Um,
For my many talents. All right. What's a question you generally detest being asked
I really hate when people ask me what I do
This is what I hate about vogue 73 questions. I'm learning nothing. I know nothing about her as a genuine person
This is so curated. I hate everything about it. I hate their house. I like her even less
Kanye's cool. I like Kanye still Kanye. What's the best part about being a dad?
The kids the only thing I've actually learned about them is that their bathroom doesn't have sink holes
That's new money shit
Our water just pours on the ground
That's how rich they are, dude
That's like the most valuable information I've learned from this video
And that Kim Kardashian can apparently smell people's cavities. Freak
I wish they would not focus on my ass all the time
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I wear really thin thin fabric those farts really permeate through the room. Oh
Oh woah OH woah
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