Hey Science, Can we talk?
I'm always on your side
I think it's dope you teach us physics or how a cell divides
Lately you've been a dick and I don't understand it
Now bacon's cancerous and Pluto's not a planet
Still I got your back 
at least until I heard you say dinosaurs had feathers 
like a big dumb fucking bird that shit makes me mad 
getting rid of my tattoo 
You Say feathered dinosaurs, so I say science: 
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU SCIENCE! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU SCIENCE! FUCK YOU!
ATOMS ARE AWESOME! BUT DINOSAURS LOOK DUMB!
SO FUCK YOU SCIENCE! AND FUCK YOU!
I'LL FORGIVE "SUGAR IS POISON" 'CAUSE OF THE SELFISH GENE
BUT T-REX LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOW! AND DEINONECHUS A DRAG QUEEN!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! LOOKS LIKE A FLUFFLY KANGAROO! 
THIS ONE IS A CHICKEN! AND THERE'S THIS FUCKING THING TOO!
FUCK YOU SCIENCE! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU SCIENCE! FUCK YOU!
DINOSAURS WERE COOL! AND NOW THEY'RE FUCKING DUMB
FUCK YOU SCIENCE! FUCK YOU!
UTAHRAPTOR IS A PARROT! DILOPHOSAURUS IS A DUCK!
STRUTHIOMIMUS A BALLERINA! C'MON SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK! 
GALLIMIMUS WHAT HAPPENED! AND THIS IS ACHILOBATOR!
LIKE TURKEYS IN A TUTU! OR A SEQUINED MASTURBATOR!
NEIL DEGRASSE IS SOLID! AND CARL SAGAN'S A BOSS!
BUT SCIENCE ITSELF? CAN SCIENTIFICALLY FUCK OFF!
FROM NOW ON, SCIENCE, IT'S LIKE WE NEVER STARTED
NEXT THING I'LL FIND OUT, SEX MAKES ME RETARDED
AND HEY WHILE I'M HERE, PLUTO'S PLANET NUMBER NINE!
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! BY INTELLIGENT DESIGN!
Dinosaurs are green...
AND FUCK YOU!
