
Spanish: 
Señorita Windom, ¿qué hizo temprano ese día?
Me levanté, tomé un café, fui al gimnasio, me hice una permanente y regresé a casa.
¿Y tomó una ducha?
Creo que la testigo ha dejado claro que estaba en la ducha.
Sí, su señoría.
Señorita Windom, ¿se había hecho una permanente antes?
Sí.
¿Cuántas diría usted?
Dos al año desde que tengo doce... haga sus cuentas...
Saben... una chica de mi fraternidad se hizo una permanente una vez...
Todas tratamos de persuadirla pues los risos no le quedaban bien...
No tenía tu estructura ósea...

English: 
Miss Windham, what had you done earlier that day?
I got up, got a latte, went to the gym, got a perm and came home.
Where you got in the shower?
I believe the witness has made it clear that she was in the shower.
Yes, Your Honor.
Miss Windham...
Had you ever gotten a perm before?
Yes.
How many would you say?
Two a year since I was twelve.
You do the math.
You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once.
We all tried to talk her out of it.
Curls weren't a good look for her.
She didn't have your bone structure.

Spanish: 
Pero gracias a Dios ese mismo día ella participó en un concurso de camisetas mojadas y sus risos quedaron destrozados...
Objeción!! ¿Por qué es esto relevante?
Tengo un punto, lo prometo.
Entonces muéstrelo...
Chutney... por qué los risos de Tracy Marcy se arruinaron el día del concurso?
Porque se mojaron...
Exactamente...
Porque no es la regla número uno cuando te haces una permanente cuidar tu cabello
por lo menos por las primeras 24 horas después de hacerte la permanente por el riesgo de no activar el amoniaco?
Sí...
Y alguien que se ha realizado por lo menos 30 permanentes en su vida no debería conocer esta regla?
Y si de hecho no te estabas lavando el cabello, lo que sospecho porque tus risos están intactos
¿no deberías haber escuchado el disparo?
Y si de hecho hubieras escuchado el disparo Brooke  Windom no hubiera tenido tiempo de ocultar el arma
antes de que bajaras las escaleras lo que significa que hubieras encontrado a la Señora Windom
con el arma en la mano para hacer tu historia posible... no es así??

English: 
But, thankfully, that same day she entered the Beta Delta Pi wet t-shirt contest where she was completely hosed down from head to toe.
Objection!
Why is this relevant?
I have a point.
I promise!
Then make it.
Yes ma'am.
Umm...
Chutney, why is it that Tracy Marcinko's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?
'Cause they got wet?
Exactly.
Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair...
For at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?
Yes.
And wouldn't somebody who's had, say, thirty perms before in their life be well aware of this rule?
And if in fact, you weren't washing your hair, as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact...
Wouldn't you have heard the gunshot?
And if in fact, you had heard the gunshot...
Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs.
Which would mean that you would've had to have found Mrs. Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible.
Isn't that right?
She's my age!
Did she tell you that?

English: 
How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?
You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you Chutney?
After you shot your father.
I didn't mean to shoot him!
I thought it was you walking through the door!
Order! Order!
Order!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Bailiff, take the witness into custody where she will be charged for the murder of Hayworth Windham.
In the matter of the State versus Brooke Windham...
This case is dismissed.
Mrs. Windham, you're free to go.
Yes!
Thank you!
Elle, how do you know that Chutney was lying?
"Cause she's brilliant, of course!
The rules of hair care are simple and finite!
Any cosmo girl would have known!

Spanish: 
Ella tiene mi edad! Se lo dijo? ¿Cómo se sentiría si su padre se casara con alguien de su edad?
Como sea tuviste tiempo de esconder el arma, verdad Chutney? Después de dispararle  a tu padre...
No quería dispararle a él... pensé que eras tú entrando por la puerta!!
Orden... Orden...
Oh por Dios!
Oh por Dios!
Oh por Dios!
La testigo queda en custodia y será acusada por el homicidio de Herbert Windom...
En lo concerniente al estado versus Brooke Windom, este caso queda cerrado.
Señora Windom, queda libre y puede irse.
Elle, cómo sabías que Chutney estaba mintiendo?
Porque es brillante, por supuesto.

Spanish: 
Las reglas del cuidado del cabello son simples... toda chica cosmo lo sabe...
