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Okay well uh I'm really excited that we're gonna do The Egos more like a Tarantino
movie.
I think it's really gonna help the ratings.
Agreed.
I even brought some party favors that I am
willing to share.
Uh so long as I get to be the Samuel L. Jackson
of The Egos.
Dov you do understand why you absolutely cannot
be the Samuel L. Jackson right?
Yeah Dov besides we have to stay on brand
and stick to drugs used in recent Tarantino
films.
Some of us are still in our prime and need
to address the relevant audience.
Are you guys crazy?
Waving drugs around is probably not the best
idea.
Yeah especially in Central Park of all places.
Everything is illegal here.
Look I expected better from you guys.
I didn't.
The Egos cannot use these drugs in order to
be associated with Tarantino.
Any fan knows he uses heroin four times as
much as any drug in his films.
Don't they teach you kids this stuff in film
school?
Helene I don't think you're getting the point.
Just give it to me I'll hold on to it.
Yeah yeah sure but it's gonna cost you buddy.
Are you sure it's safe?
It's better than safe, it's Death Proof.
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We are in the Tarantino business and Egos business is a boomin.
Yeah and Ian everybody knows that Death Proof
is Tarantino's worst film.
The man even admitted it himself.
The Egos do not want to be associated with
that garbage.
Don't make me hurt you.
You stay exactly where you are.
What did I tell you about trying to be Samuel
L. Jackson Dov.
That's it.
I have had it with these motha [beep] snakes
on this motha [beep] plane.
Enough!
Wait what?
That's not even his and all those weapons
need permits which we do not have.
Even mine?
Yeah seriously someone gets upset over a retractable
knife then they deserve the wrath of Amber
and her chainsaw.
Okay stop getting distracted.
All of the drugs and weapons have to go.
Look the union could hear about this and then
there would be no more Egos.
Let alone Tarantino Egos.
Hey we never agreed on that name Kim.
Chainsaws are illegal in all five boroughs.
Don't ask me how I know that.
Yay ladies.
It is common knowledge though that the guy
that was most used in his films AK-47 not
that cheap zigzower knock off.
But I am impressed with the Katana brava.
Again you're totally missed the point as to
why we can't use any of this in The Egos.
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Hey uh so Chelsea invited us to a
private screening of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
with The Egos that's you guys right?
You're The Egos?
Right?
Why is nobody else in costume?
Chelsea's not even here.
But I'd dress up for you or down.
Gross.
That's for the best.
I heard the movie is too long and even Brad
Pitt fell asleep watching it.
Wanna go get margaritas and role play instead?
Yes.
Wait wait wait but no I was really excited
about this.
I really need some new friends.
Yeah you're probably better off finding new
friends somewhere else.
I'm the horniest mother fucker on the road.
See his point?
I'm really sorry but all three of you have
to go.
What?
Why?
I've been with The Egos since the beginning.
Yeah but there are no latinos in Quentin Tarantino's
films.
I'm Iranian.
Same thing.
Yo sorry I'm late yo.
Thank God Chelsea please settle this dispute
for us.
Illegal drugs and weapons.
Do not make us the same genre as Tarantino
right?
The Egos know the difference between right
and wrong.
They just don't give a- line line mother fucker.
Fucking line line line you had one fucking
line and you fuck it up in front of all these
people.
Duh duh duh
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