I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Where are we? A graveyard? This is no graveyard,
it's a chessboard. There's the door! Now what
do we do? It's obvious, isn't it? We've got
to play our way across the room. Alright,
Harry, you take the empty bishop's square.
Hermione, you'll be the queenside castle.
As for me, I'll be a knight. What happens
now? Well, white moves first, then... we play.
