ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, ITS ON AND
POPPIN. ITS DROP THE MIC
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OKAY, FIRST UP, YOU LET HIM INTO
YOUR HEART, AND INTO YOUR HOMES
BUT TONIGHT HE'S COMING STRAIGHT
OFF THE DOME, GIVE IT UP FOR
JAMES CORDEN!
OFF THE DOME, GIVE IT UP FOR
JAMES CORDEN!
>> Reggie: OKAY, OKAY.
NEXT UP, HE'S IN SOME OF THE
BIGGEST MOVIES EVER RELEASED,
BUT TONIGHT HE'S A 6 FOOT 5 INCH
LYRICAL BEAST.
GIVE IT UP FOR JEFF GOLDBLUM!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, SET WILL
EL DOWN.
JAMES, AS USUAL, ARE YOU UP
FIRST.
>> James: HI, JEFF.
>> HELLO, JAMES.
>> James: YOU SURE YOU'RE
READY FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO
HAPPEN?
>> AM I READY?
OH, I'M SO READY TO EAT YOUR
LUNCH!
AND DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
THEY'RE GOING TO CALL YOU CORDEN
BLEU.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HEAR'S THE THING,
JEFF, I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT
ANYTHING.
I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT
SPORTS, I WILL JOKE WITH YOU
ABOUT POLITICS.
I WILL JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT SEX.
DO YOU EVER JOKE ABOUT EATING MY
[BLEEP] LUNCH AGAIN, I WILL
FINISH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
JOSHUA, GIVE ME A BEAT.
JEFF'S BEEN A LEGENDARY ACTOR
FOR YEARS.
IF YOU LIKE OVERACTING FROM A
GUY WITHOUT TALKS WEIRD.
HE DRESSES LIKE HE WALKED INTO A
RANDOM THRIFT SHOP, LOOKED AT A
RACK AND SAID I'LL TAKE
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.
YOU PERFECT FOR A MOVIE WHERE
THEY NEED SOMEONE CHEESY AND CAN
USE A TED DANSON WHO IS MUCH
MORE YEEPY BUT WHEN THEY FIRST
CAST YOU AS THE LEAD IN THE FLY,
THEY THOUGHT REPULSIVE GROSS
CREATURE, I KNOW JUST THE GUY.
(APPLAUSE)
>> PROFESSOR SILVERSTEIN, BEAT
PLEASE.
LIKE, THIS SOMETHING LIKE.
THIS I SAW THE CATS TRAILER, AND
QUICKLY NOTICED YOU, YOU WERE
THE WEIRDEST PART OF IT IT, AND
THAT'S HARD TO DO.
SEEING YOU AS A CAT WAS
COMPLETELY UNNERVING BUT HOW YOU
LOOK IN REAL LIFE IS SHOW MORE
DISTURBING IS THERE ANY CHANCE
WE SEND HIM BACK TO THE BRITS Y
DID WE TRADE MEGAN MARKLE FOR
SOMETHING LIKE.
THIS AND YOU'RE A FATHER, I'M
SHOCKED YOU GET LAID, BUT HEY, I
GUESS IT'S TRUE, LIFE UM,-- UH,
LIFE FINDS A WAY.
GUESS IT'S TRUE, LIFE UM,-- UH,
LIFE FINDS A WAY.
>> James: JOSH, BIV ME A BEAT.
YOU ARE A HE A IN A JAZZ BAND,
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
I'M AMAZED YOU FOUND A WAY TO
MAKE JAZZ MORE WHITE AND YOUR
ROLE IN THE MOVIE THOR, YOU
SHOULD BE ASHAMED AM YOU ARE THE
ONLY MARVEL CHARACTER NOT IN END
GAME AND SOME GENIE MUST HAVE
HAD SOME SELL HELL OF A GIG AM
CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE NICK KROLL
MADE A WISH TO BE BIG.
AND YOUR WIFE SAY GYMNAST, THAT
IS FOR THE BEST.
BECAUSE FINDING YOU ATTRACTIVE
MUST REALLY BE A STRETCH.
BECAUSE FINDING YOU ATTRACTIVE
MUST REALLY BE A STRETCH.
WITHIN IMUF ME THAT BEAT, GIVE
ME THAT BEAT.
WHEN YOU SAY I'M UNATTRACTIVE,
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE LYING, YOU
LOOK ANDY RICK IT TER ATE CONAN
O'BRIEN.
AND YOU HOST THE TONYS FOR
ACTORS WHO SING, WHICH IS FUNNY
CAUSE YOU SUCK AT BOTH OF THOSE
THINGS.
AND CROSS WALK THE MUSICAL MAKES
YOU A STAR BECAUSE PEOPLE TUNE
IN TO HOPE YOU ARE HIT BY A CAR.
WHEN WERE YOU BORN I WAS ALREADY
25, WHICH MEANS I'VE BEEN A SEX
SYMBOL LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN
ALIVE.
SYMBOL LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN
ALIVE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, JOSH,
LET'S END THIS GUY.
JEFF CALLS HIM MIM SELF A THES
MEAN BUT HE'S WRONG, YOU THINK
BRANDO WOULD HAVE DONE ADS FOR
APARTMENTS.COM.
YOUR ROLE IN INJURE AS ACHE PARK
WAS EASY, I BETNESS, SINCE
YOU'RE SO OLD YOU HADA DINOSAUR
AS A PET, WEST ANDERSON MOVIES,
YOU RUINED ALL THOSE, THOUSAND
IT APPEARS YOU LEAVE THE SET
WITH ALL OF HIS CLOTHES.
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STILL
POPULAR IS JUST CRAZY AND PROOF
THAT THEY'LL BRING BACK ANY
[BLEEP] FROM THE 08SST.
-- 08S.
>> YOU'RE OUT, BABY, YOU'RE OUT,
BABY.
I CAUGHT T I LEAPED AT THE
FENCE, AT THE WARNING TRACK, I
GOT T I'M SORRY, JOSHUA, A BEAT
PLEASE.
I SAW OCEAN'S 8 AND THAT REALLY
WAS A SWITCH, IT STARRED 8
AWESOME WOMEN AND ONE GIANT
BITCH.
JULIA ROBERTS WAS SNUBBED FOR AN
EMMY THIS YEAR BUT YOU'RE
NOMINATED FOR 7, SURE, THAT
SEEMS FAIR.
GAVIN AND STACEY IS BACK JUST SO
FANS CAN VIEW IT AS A CHRISTMAS
SPECIAL, WELL, THANK GOD I'M
JEWISH, I'M DONE WITH YOU,
JAMES, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.
I JUST KILLED AN ALIEN, NOW
THAT'S AN INDEPENDENCE DAY!
>> Reggie: SO WHO IS YOUR
WINNER, IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OR IS IT JEFF GOLDBLUM.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM!
>> James: JEF GOLDBLUM,
EVERYBODY, THAT WAS DROP THE
MIC, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER
THESE QUICK COMMERCIALS.
