- Wouldn't it be dandy to
eat some weird cotton candy?
- Let's talk about that.
Good Mythical Morning.
- It is a good one Rhett.
I'm glad you're here.
- I'm glad I'm here too.
- I can do it without
you but I don't pray.
Today, we're gonna be
exploring a brand new
Christmas fashion trend for men,
so buckle up for that.
We're gonna be reading
some YouTuber tweets
and trying to speed eat a
watermelon like they do on Reddit.
- But first, today is cotton candy day.
That glorious day when cotton candy Randy
sneaks in through your
doggy door to whisper
his sugary sweet nothings
in your ear while you sleep.
- Cotton candy Randy, that happens?
- You don't remember that
from when we were kids.
- No.
- Maybe he just came to my house.
- No.
Okay, well to celebrate we wanted to see
if we can identify a bunch of
different cotton candy flavors
by our flavor tasters alone.
- Yes.
- It's time to play can
we guess what cotton candy
is in our sticky handy?
As you can see we can't.
- Okay, we are gonna be brought
a thing of cotton candy.
Yes, that is the official
unit of measurement
for cotton candy and bacon rings.
It will brought to us
on the patent pending
cotton candy swab.
We will taste it and then
whoever gets more right
is the winner.
- Yeah, after three, two,
one count we each have to say
what we think it is that we are
tasting in cotton candy form
and the loser is gonna be
visited by cotton candy Randy,
even though I still don't
believe that's a thing.
- Oh, he's real.
Okay, let's bring in the
first cotton candy thing.
There it is.
- It's so fluffy.
This is like the least
dangerous interaction
we've had while blindfolded.
- [Rhett] Smell it.
Let him smell it first.
- Wow, it's hard to tell if it's ...
Well, it's sweet because it's cotton candy
but now I can't tell if the flavoring--
- No, it's savory.
- Is like a savory flavor on top of it.
- Well I'll give you a clue
it's definitely a savory flavor.
- Oh gosh.
- [Man] Sorry, sorry.
- Don't jab it in my mouth.
Let me do it.
- Can I have it again?
- I can get lost in this.
- There is a savoriness to it.
Boy, I never celebrated
cotton candy day before.
- I don't know I feel pretty
strong about what this is
but I may be wrong.
- [Woman] You ready to guess?
- Yep.
- [Woman] Three, two, one.
- Parmesan cheese.
- Maple.
I think it is sweet.
Maple syrup.
- [Woman] It was butter.
- Oh.
Oh yeah.
- Swab me.
- It's in my ...
Oh.
My favorite part is this.
It's like somebody with
a big fluffy sweater is.
I'm like on a subway and--
- Oh, I know what this is.
- I'm like a short person on a subway.
I've never had that sensation.
I'm just like in the back
of somebody's sweater.
I'm like oh they got ...
Don't eat somebody's
sweater on the subway.
- This is very enjoyable.
- Very good.
Very, very good.
This has gotta already
be a thing I would think.
- Alright, I know what this is.
I'm all over this.
- [Woman] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Cinnamon.
- Graham cracker.
- [Woman] So close.
- S'mores.
- A cinnamon roll.
Cinnabun.
- [Woman] It's cinnamon something.
I'll give you one more try.
- Cinnamon roll.
- Cinnamon--
- Cinnamon sugar.
- Cinnamon toast crunch.
- [Woman] Correct.
- Oh, that's it.
That's definitely it.
What was the first thing?
You said graham crackers.
- Graham cracker.
- We each got one side--
- Right.
- Of the cereal.
I said cinnamon.
You said graham cracker.
Okay, but I'll give it to Link.
He got the full thing.
Alright, bring 'em in.
Oh gosh.
- Not a great flavor on cotton candy.
- Oh no, no, no, no.
I know what this is.
- [Link] Oh, it's still there.
I think I know what this is too.
- I like it.
- I do not like it.
I think I know what it is.
- It's so obvious.
- I know what it is.
Alright, we're ready.
We're ready.
I'm ready.
- We're not ready.
- Come on.
Three, two.
- Got it, got it.
- [Woman] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Pizza.
- Old Bay Seasoning.
- Pizza.
(laughing)
- You're laughing at him, right?
- [Woman] It's pizza.
- Yeah.
- Old Bay Seasoning is on some pizza.
- Not on pizza.
The reason that I got that is
'cause it didn't taste like pizza.
It tasted like pizza flavoring.
And I was like what is
that thing that taste like,
doesn't taste like pizza but
it taste like pizza flavoring.
Alright, we're tie.
- I think you should put
Old Bay Seasoning on pizza.
- I'm sure it'd be good.
Where is it?
Where is it?
- Swab it.
- Subtle but elegant.
The thing that this is closest to is
when I put my nose in Barbara.
(grunting noises)
- That's what Barbara would do.
Uh.
That's horrible.
- Well, it's not good.
- Is it down here.
- It definitely ...
The sugar influences everything.
It's so subtle.
I don't have anything to go on.
Do you have a slight hint for us?
- [Woman] Okay, if you're
at the grocery store
you would go to the produce section.
- I know.
I got it.
I got it.
- [Woman] Link are you ready?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- [Woman] Three, two, one.
- Broccoli.
- Brussels sprouts.
- [Woman] No.
Do you want a further hint
or you want the answer?
- Cauliflower sprouts.
- [Woman] What is that?
- Okay, no.
- [Woman] It's in a salad.
- Spinach.
- [Woman] In other places you call it--
- Onions.
- Lettuce.
- [Woman] Rocket.
- You call it what sprockets?
- Sprockets?
- [Woman] Rocket.
- What?
- [Woman] Oh that was just the answer.
It's arugula.
- Asparagus, asparagus, asparagus.
- [Woman] Arugula.
- Arugula.
- What?
Why do you call arugula a rocket?
- What other places are
you talking about Stevie?
- [Woman] I think everywhere
else other than the U.S.
they call it rocket.
- I don't travel.
Okay, swab us.
Oh.
- Meaty.
It's uh.
You don't want meat to be
in your cotton candy man.
- It's not that bad.
- This is grossing me out.
Horrible.
- What is wrong with you man?
- I don't know.
It's just being afraid of what kind--
- Did you stick his in something
else 'cause it's not bad.
- Oh gosh.
It's like ham.
- Man, it taste like
Parmesan cheese again.
- It is funny that I could
convince myself that it is like
burnt Parmesan cheese.
- Like a veal Parmesan that
got left in the microwave
for a really long time.
- Crusty veal Parmesan that is his answer.
- I think we might need a hint.
- [Woman] It's not meat
but it's in the sea
and it's a sauce.
I'm just giving you the answer
basically at this point.
- It's a sea sauce.
- [Woman] Yes.
- What?
What do you mean a sea sauce?
- It's oh.
- Like shrimp sauce.
- [Woman] So close.
- Shrimp cocktail.
- [Woman] It's fish sauce.
- Shrimp sauce.
- Fish sauce.
I had fish sauce on some
brussels sprouts the other day.
- And they were incredible.
But who didn't like them?
- Me.
We are tied Rhett, so
whoever gets this one correct
seals the deal that the other one's gonna
be visited by that weird cotton candy guy
that you believe in.
- Cotton candy Randy.
- Okay.
- And because this is the last round
typically things escalate for us,
so I'm anticipating
this not being pleasant.
- And I haven't said it
before but I'll saying it now,
I don't really like cotton candy.
(mumbles)
- It's so pointless.
It's so overpriced at
like in public events.
- Uh.
- Is it in?
Oh.
Only thing I can think to say is uh.
- I don't think I can eat it.
I don't think it's edible.
- Okay.
I'm just gonna for science.
Ah.
Not that bad.
Actually--
- It's really sugary.
It smells horrible.
- It smells horrible
but it taste like sugar.
- [Rhett] Taste good.
- I think you rolled up some cotton candy
underneath a buck's butt.
- A buck's buck.
- It's like his buck urine man.
It's fricken buck urine.
- You can't eat that.
- It's fricken coyote urine.
- It smells so bad but
it taste pretty good.
It taste like sugar.
I like the taste.
Man what could that be?
How could you?
It can't be buck urine.
- It is.
It's like, I think it's synthetic,
so they didn't feel so
bad about us eating it.
But it's buck bait.
That's my guess man.
My guess is that it's--
- My guess is that it's vomit flavor.
- It is urine.
It is to entrap animals.
- [Woman] Okay, you're
both incorrect right now.
- It's a lure.
- [Woman] It's something
that you would be scared of
if you had your blindfolds off.
- A grizzly bear.
- Snake.
- Creepy crawly.
- Bugs.
- [Woman] It is a bug.
- Oh yeah, it sure is.
Spiders.
- [Woman] So close.
- Scorpions.
- [Woman] Go back to spiders.
- Is it a black widow?
- Spiderweb.
- Blood of tarantula.
- [Woman] Tarantula, correct.
- Uh, what?
My blindfolds off but I still can't see.
(screams)
(laughing)
Did I put my fricken mouth on that?
Did I fricken put my mouth on that?
- Oh gosh, how close did I get to it?
- [Woman] Very close.
- It smells so bad.
- My mouth was right there beside.
- Now, you could have
said be more specific
when I said spider but you
said go back to spider.
(laughing)
Okay.
- Hey man, you get a visit from ...
what's his name Randy candy?
- No, cotton candy Randy.
You know what I have fond memories of him,
so I'm actually looking forward to it.
- Well we'll see (mumbles).
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