GROVER: Ick.
Oh no.
Waiter!
WAITER: Just a moment, sir.
GROVER: Oh no.
Waiter!
WAITER: Not now, sir.
GROVER: Oh.
WAITER: Yes, sir?
Waiter at your service, sir.
GROVER: Waiter, there's
a fly in my soup.
Could you do something
about it?
WAITER: There is a fly in your
soup at this establishment?
GROVER: Yeah.
WAITER: I shall do something
about it instantaneously, sir.
Yes, sir.
A fly in your soup.
I shall take care
of that, yes.
Let's see, a fly in your soup.
Are you sure it was a fly,
not a noodle, or
maybe a piece of hair?
Let me see.
I am looking in the soup,
sir, and I do not see
a fly in the soup.
GROVER: No, no, Waiter, I
believe I said "in the soup,"
and you're looking
under the soup.
WAITER: Oh.
I knew that.
Anybody knows that.
I knew I was looking under the
soup and not in the soup.
All right, I will now
look in the soup.
GROVER: Thank you, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
WAITER: You're welcome,
you're welcome.
All right, in the soup.
Let me see.
Here, little fly.
No, no, no, no, no.
I am looking in the soup, sir,
and I do not see a fly.
GROVER: Waiter, you're looking
next to my soup.
The fly isn't next to my soup.
The fly is in my soup.
WAITER: Well, of course.
Of course it is in your soup.
GROVER: Yes, of course.
WAITER: Do not accuse me of not
knowing what "next to" and
"in" means.
GROVER: Of course.
WAITER: All right, all
right, all right.
I will look in the soup now--
GROVER: Thank you.
WAITER: --for this
supposed fly.
All right, in the soup.
Oh, fly, little fly,
cute little fly.
Now I am looking in the soup and
I do not see a fly, Sir.
I think you are mistaken.
GROVER: No, no.
Now you're looking on my soup.
You see, the fly isn't on my
soup, it's not under my soup,
it's not next to my soup.
The fly is in my soup
and you haven't even
looked in my soup.
You've looked everywhere
but in my soup.
WAITER: But sir, then where
do you want the fly?
GROVER: I don't want
the fly anywhere.
WAITER: Well then why did you
ask for a bowl of fly soup?
GROVER: [SHOUTING]
I didn't ask for a
bowl of fly soup.
WAITER: You should have asked
for a bowl of soup and said,
"Hold the flies." That's
what you should have--
GROVER: [SHOUTING]
Will bring me another
bowl of soup?
WAITER: The customer
is always right.
GROVER: Thank you.
WAITER: You're welcome, sir.
I shall bring you another
bowl of soup.
GROVER: Good.
WAITER:[GRUMBLING]
I don't believe this.
Charlie, draw one.
GROVER: 12,000 restaurants, I
don't know why I have to come
to this one.
WAITER: I don't know, Charlie.
I think we've got
a weirdo here.
He comes here a lot.
All right, sir.
All right, sir.
I think I shall be making you
very happy with this.
Here we are, our special
soup of the day.
GROVER: And what kind
of soup is that?
WAITER: Cream of mosquito.
Where's my tip?
