- What's up, everybody.
I'm Colleen Ballinger and
today I'm going to be testing
a bunch of weird stuff
that I saw on Tik Tok
and I just had to buy.
I didn't need any of these things,
I didn't want any of these things
prior to seeing them on Tik Tok,
but then they showed up on my For You Page
and I was like, "Wait I need to buy that.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
This is probably not a smart decision.
I don't care, I'm buying it anyway."
So let's get started.
I'm going to show you all
of the different products
that I randomly purchased
for absolutely no reason
on Tik Tok and then we're
going to test them out!
(low, filtered voice) This should be fun.
Now because I don't want to be like,
sued by Tik Tok or whatever,
I'm not going to show you the videos
that I saw these products on.
I'm just going to show you the products,
but you can search for
these products on Tik Tok.
There are millions of
videos of people testing
all these different things out.
Also if you like my shirt,
it is from my new merch line.
I have lots of cute stuff
on my new merch line,
check it out.
The link is below.
I would love your support
and also let's be proud to be
theater kids, theater nerds.
You know what I mean?
Like, ow that hurt, I just
ripped out some of my hair.
So, (singing) let's get
started with the video.
Let's start of with this wireless
keyboard and mouse combo.
I saw actually heartdefensor
use this on her Tik Tok
and I thought it was so cool.
Essentially, it's a keyboard
that you can hook up to your phone.
Which probably can do with any keyboard,
I just never thought of that before.
So I'm going to try to use a keyboard
to type on my phone right now
and we'll see how it works.
Let's test it out.
Let's test out our little keyboard.
Oh she's cute, oh oh I'm excited!
I know I will never use this
but the idea of it is so cute.
Hello, so cute!
And it even comes with a little mouse.
(low, filtered voice) Cute.
Okay, so I put batteries in this,
I haven't turned it on yet.
I cannot figure out how to open this
to get the batteries inside of it.
It just says, "Open the battery cover
and install the AA batteries."
There's literally no...
I cannot figure out
how to open this and I
don't want to break it.
I don't know what to do.
I might have to wait until
Erik comes back downstairs
to help me with that.
But I'm going to turn on my
keyboard, the light is on.
(excited shriek)
(gasps)
I see it, "Bluetooth keyboard!"
I see it!
(panting)
Why am I so excited?
"Bluetooth pairing request:
enter this code on Bluetooth keyboard."
(gasps)
This is so fun, I feel like
I'm on a secret mission.
8127, 8 1 2 7.
Okay, it didn't work.
8127, enter.
(gasps)
"Pairing unsuccessful, make
sure Bluetooth keyboard
is turned on, in range,
and is ready to pair."
Literally she's here.
(mournful piano music)
I clicked Bluetooth keyboard.
Now it says 5583, 5 5 8 3, enter.
Hello?
(clicks tongue)
Okay, it says she's connected.
Alrighty, here we go.
(gasps, screams excitedly)
It works!
(high, filtered voice)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god it works!
Holy smokes, oh my god.
Wow, this is incredible.
Imagine how much faster I can text people.
Oh my god, I can tweet
a million tweets a day
with this little keyboard.
This is amazing.
I don't know why this
is fascinating to me,
but I really am excited that it works.
I don't know if the keyboard--
this thing, what's this called?
I don't know if the mouse works
because I can't figure out
how to open it to put in batteries.
This is exciting, I will never use it.
So basically, I thought
this was really cool.
We're going to use it for the iPad.
I'll probably never use it for my phone,
but it was cool to like, type something
and see it pop up on my phone.
I don't know why that was so exciting,
but it was really exciting.
I give this seven Tiks out of the Toks
because it's really fun, it's really cool,
but I'll never use it again.
Next one.
(glass breaking sound)
(singing) The candle lighter.
I saw this a lot on Tik Tok.
I actually see lighters
all the time on Tik Tok
so I'm like, "Tik Tok made
me buy this on Amazon.
Things you need from Amazon."
Like, stuff like that I
see lighters all the time.
And this is one of the lighters.
I've been wanting it for a very long time,
and I finally caved because
we're always loosing
the lighters in this house
when we want to light candles.
We can never find one
so let's check it out!
Here we go, this is how the--
oop something just fell out.
This is how it comes.
(gasps)
Fancy!
There's this power
button and the on button.
Ooohhh!
(gasps)
So I'm going to push the button.
Oh my god wait, it's spooky.
Do you see that?
I was not expecting that,
I thought there would be like,
an actual poof like a light
but it's like electricity.
It comes with a charger as well,
so you can charge this bad boy.
Let's get a candle and see how it goes.
Alright, you ready?
Here we go.
(gasps, sputters)
Oh!
This is exciting.
What?
Oh my god, I feel like
I have magical powers!
Look at the electricity within my veins!
I am into this, I am yes,
yes, yes loving this.
I just want to light things on fire.
I won't but this is very exciting.
I love this.
Basically I feel like you can
only light candles with it.
I don't know, but it also
seems kind of dangerous.
Like I would be scared if it
ever got anywhere near Flynn.
I guess any lighter would be terrifying
if it got near my son.
But for some reason just the
electric current freaks me out.
So I'm going to give
this eight out of ten.
I docked two points because
it kind of freaks me out.
But I do love it.
(glass shattering sound)
Zoocura.
Here is another lighter.
Yes, I'm doing two lighters
today, get over it.
So this one I was actually
really excited about
because it looked like this huge flame.
So let's go test her out.
(record scratch)
This looks a little suspicious.
(laughs)
This doesn't look like a lighter.
I'm so confused by this.
I feel uncomfortable holding this,
I feel like I'm going to get demonetized.
(low, filtered voice) Okay.
Wait, I don't even
think it's going to work
because it comes without butane gas.
Remove lid, okay.
Yeah, I'm...
Where are we going to get butane gas?
Nowhere in the description of this bad boy
did it say I needed butane gas.
"Lighter comes without butane gas
in compliance with regulations.
You can refill it with any
kind of quality butane gas.
Please fill it with a long
nozzle gas container."
Like I have a long nozzle
gas container, what is this?!
"Prior to initial use, fill
this lighter with butane fuel."
Okay, relax.
So this a total waste is
what you're telling me.
So this one is a bust.
Because I don't have butane gas.
But look it came in this fancy box so...
So clearly this was a bust.
(laughs)
Maybe if I ever get the
right kind of gas for it,
we can try it but like,
who wants to do that?
I don't want to do that.
I was not prepared for that.
There was no warning
when I purchased this.
No one told me on Tik
Tok when I saw on Tik Tok
that I had to do that.
So I'm a little frustrated
with this one, but
(high, filtered voice) I tried.
Let's move on to the next product.
The bug zapper.
Holy smokes was I excited
when I heard about this.
We have been having so many
flies and so many mosquitoes
and so many gnats in this house.
I have been fed up with it.
I saw it on someone's Tik Tok.
It was like an Amazon product
you didn't know you needed.
And I was like, "I don't
know if I need it but like,
I want to try it."
So here we go!
The bug zapper.
(dramatic music)
Somehow we had a bug infestation
today so this is perfect.
I don't know how this works but...
What the heck?
It says working.
I'm going to go look at the instructions.
- [Erik] Is it for bigger flies?
- Maybe scoop it in it.
(shrieks)
It works!
(laughter)
Wait, there's one.
Okay, go.
(zaps)
My armpits are itchy.
Basically, this is my favortie
product of everything today.
This we use every day.
When a gnat is flying in my face
and getting on my child's
food, I want to zap it.
So I do.
So this is really, really
wonderful and satisfying
and we use it every day in this house.
Ten out of freakin' ten!
The avocado slicer, corer, peeler.
This I actually saw on my
sister-on-law's Tik Tok
and apparently it slices open your avocado
and then this thing pits the
avocado, takes the pit out.
And then this thing slices the avocado.
It's all three in one.
This seems really dandy, really great.
My sister-in-law used it
and she seemed to like it
so let's test it out.
I'm so excited to try this out.
Let's get going.
I think, the reason I'm
so excited about this
is because of the pit stealer,
mabobber in the middle.
(low, filtered voice) Because...
I do the whackadoo technique
where after you cut open
the avocado you go--
with like a big butcher knife.
Every time I envision that I'm going to
accidentally mess up and
chop off my own fingers
or chop off my hand or something.
So this would be a much better alternative
to chopping off my own hand or envisioning
that I'm going to chop off my own hand
every single day when I open an avocado.
So let's try it!
Here's the little device.
(record scratch, spooky music)
If you know me at all,
you know that I despise fruit stickers.
I think fruit stickers are disgusting.
They make me feel nauseous.
I can't touch them.
If there's a fruit sticker
on my fruit and I see it,
I cannot then eat that fruit.
If there's a fruit sticker on an apple,
I can't peel it, I can't touch it.
Like, I have to cut off
that half of the apple
unless like, someone else
takes the sticker off for me.
I hate fruit stickers,
I don't know if that's an actual thing
but for me it is a thing.
(sings) And this makes me want to die.
But I'll do it for you.
So we're just going to let it focus
on this disgusting sticker
that makes me want to vomit.
First we're going to
open-- ooh easy sliceage.
Easy sliceage.
Oh my god I don't want
to touch that sticker,
I'm going to vomit.
Okay, now we twist her open.
Okay, it's rotten but you know what?
We're still going to keep going.
(gagging sound)
So now apparently you
just stick this on here,
you squidge it.
(gasps)
Shut up, it totally squidged!
Icon!
Okay, I'm going to throw this away.
And then this next part,
I'm going to use the side without
the sticker because gross.
This side you go in like
this and you scrapey scrapey.
Okay this is a really over-ripe avocado
so this is not going to work.
(laughs)
This avocado is like rotten.
I'm not going to let this decide
whether or not this device works
because I actually do know it works
because my sister-in-law made it work.
So if you want to see it
work, watch her Tik Tok.
I do know this device works.
And I'm very excited about it
even just that it has the thing
that gets out the squiddley-doo seed.
I'm excited but now I need to
clean up my rotten avocado.
But this is an A plus plus plus for me.
I think I will use this all the time.
I just had a mushy avocado today
but I think if I had a
nice, ripe, firm avocado
this slicer deal would work really well
so this is a good product.
The next product is the rock tumbler.
Now, I obviously don't have
it in my hands right now,
and you will see why in a moment
because it's in the garbage.
Basically, this showed up on
my For You Page all the time.
I saw this product on Tik Tok
over and over and over again.
And when I tell you it was just
a series of disappointments,
I can't even express to you enough
how frustrating and
disappointing this product was
but I'll show you the process anyway.
Oh by the way, you should know
I bought the rock tumbler two months ago.
Here she is, the rock tumbler.
Oh my gosh, okay so it
comes with all these pieces
and it's all this stuff.
I wasn't, did not know how
long this was going to take.
So it says for grit number one,
which you put in with the
rocks, is three to five days.
Grit number two is six to eight days.
Grit number three is six to eight days.
And grit number four is seven to ten days.
This is going to take a month!
I thought this video
would go up next week.
We just got delayed a month
because I have to wait a month
for these rocks to turn cute.
I don't even have rocks!
I need to find some rocks.
Where do I get rocks?
How do you find rocks?
I don't go outside.
Where do you find rocks
if you never go outside?
Okay, so I found a few
rocks in my front yard.
So that's what the ones
from my back yard look like.
But, it did come with rocks.
So I'm going to have
these three that are mine
from my back yard
and I'm going to use
some of theirs as well.
Let's start the process.
I guess I'll see you in a month.
So this is what the rocks look
like that I currently have.
So this is what they look like.
This one was from my front yard.
And this one, this one?
I think these three
were from my front yard.
And all the rest are from Amazon.
Oh my god, I am so frustrated.
I just went into my garage,
that's where we keep the tumbler.
And I went to just kind of check on this
because I hadn't checked
on it in like, five days.
And I'm supposed to
change it out in two days
and there was no sound
of the tumbler going.
It was off and so I went up to it
and it said it was set to
one day and it was just off.
And I was like, "That's so
weird, why did that happen?
I know I set it to six or
seven days or whatever it was."
And so I tried to reset it to tumble again
and it just went, "*buzzing sound*".
And it won't tumble,
it's completely broken.
I tried everything.
The tumbler is completely broken.
Like, does not work.
(low, filtered voice) At all.
(shrieks)
We're just going to have
to see what they're at now
and this is going to be the final product.
I don't know, I'm very frustrated.
So let's open it up!
So it says you're not supposed
to rinse this out in a sink,
you're supposed to do
it outside but I don't--
it's dark outside and I don't even know
where I would rinse it outside
so I'm going to do it in my office shower
because no one really
uses this shower anyway.
I hope I'm not ruining
it, but don't come for me.
Ooh.
(rocks clattering)
I mean, they're definitely
pretty but like,
I don't know why don't you just buy rocks
that look like this?
This is what we're working with.
I don't know, this is pretty stupid.
But it's just, to me, not
worth waiting a whole month
when you can just buy
rocks that look like this.
(laughs)
That's my personal opinion.
Also, it's not worth the
money because it breaks.
And mine's broken and I'm
really angry about it, so.
So the rock tumbler was
extremely frustrating because
one, it was really expensive.
Two, it didn't even make
the rocks look that nice.
Like.
Three, it freaking broke so
I didn't even get to use it.
Like, it totally broke only a week
into my process of tumbling rocks.
(gasps, burps)
I'm so frustrated it's like causing air
to come out of my mouth.
Um, I did not like this rock tumbler
and now I just have half-polished rocks
that are just sitting on my counter
and I can't bear to throw them about away
because I spent money on them.
But they're just ugly rocks and I just--
this was not a good experience.
One out of ten Tik of the Toks.
The next product is an ecosphere.
Now again this is not
a product I am holding
to present to you guys because again,
disappointment happened with this product.
Now I am getting another
ecosphere in a couple of days
so you will see that in a minute.
But the first ecosphere
that I had, I loved.
It was really cool.
There was a little shrimp
swimming around in it.
It's basically a little ball
that has shrimp and algae
and it's like an ecosphere.
It literally feeds itself.
So the light makes the algae grow
and the poop from the
shrimp makes the algae grow
inside of the ecosphere.
And then the shrimp eat the algae
and that helps them to grow.
And then they poop more and
then that feeds the algae.
And it's just its own
little living ecosphere.
It's super cool.
And I loved it and I had it for a while
and then my dumb cat decided,
"I think I want to murder these shrimp."
And he did.
He knocked the ecosphere off
the counter, onto the ground.
It shattered and I was really sad.
(French accent) Le flashback.
(dramatic music)
- [Erik] Bottom line, Gus, you're just
the absolute worst cat
anyone has ever had.
(sighs)
(French accent) End of flashback.
So I bought a new one.
I've been waiting for it to
arrive for a couple weeks
so it should arrive in
the next couple days.
But here's the footage
of the new ecosphere.
Guys, I got my ecosphere!
How cute is my little ecosphere, guys?
Don't you love her?
See, it's a little shrimpy!
They're so cute.
This thing is super cool and don't worry,
we're keeping it very
out of reach of the cats.
I felt really, really sad.
The last time when Gus knocked it over,
I was like really upset about it.
So we're keeping them
safe from the kitty cats
and we're taking really
good care of this thing.
I think this is so cool.
I love it!
Thanks, Tik Tok, for the recommendation!
There you go, that's all the products
I'm going to test today from Tik Tok.
I am constantly buying
things that I see on Tik Tok
and it's probably not healthy.
If you like this video, make
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Leave a comment, tell me what
your favorite product was.
And also make sure to
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I also like to test products and do dances
and do silly things on
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So many people have an account in my life
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I hope you all are having a wonderful day.
I hope you're all staying
safe during this crazy 2020.
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Bye.
(energetic music)
