Central Film Distribution
presents
a stop-motion film
What Went Bang?
Story
Screenplay
Animation
Camera
Editing
Producer
Studio Head
Assistance
Voiced by
Music
Theme Song
Designer
Directed by
Short Film Prague
Animated Film
Bearer of the Order of Labor
Processed at Barrandov Laboratories
Ah, the glory of a trip, of a trip, of a trip,
ah, we didn't get wet, already we're here, already we're here!
Ciao, ahoy!
K-O-L...
Hurrah! Kolín!
I'll tell you anyways, mister. A home is, after all, a home.
As though you hesitate!
Shoot, mister. I already see myself in that little pond of ours.
You bet that we'll find the way there blind.
Yes! And whoever's first!
Gee, mister. This still isn't our pond.
Unless we sprang all the way to Říp.
Well, if we've gotten lost, then we can play, perhaps...at a gingerbread house.
I'll be Gretel, you in turn Hansel.
Little crumbs, yum, yum, we have high-quality.
So I'm not standing and I'm dropping, dropping!
Yes. And so that we don't forget.
Aha, again is this a trick of yours! You're eating my little marks. I'm not playing!
And have they birds to peck them up in fairy tales, or me?
For that matter, we can play—
Ooh, mister, take a look at that strange moon.
Not at all...he is a ball.
Yeah, a fine ball. More like a wagtail-belly, it is!
An impudent stinker! Not to mention, he didn't eat the whole bag.
Because, we are now playing...a new—
Wh...what went bang?
Buuut...the drum fell into the kolhrabi!
We'll play...
E-e...e-e-e-earthquake!
At Kolín? And an earthquake?
Mister...it is quite enchanted here!
Off, mister!
And not right now, darn it! Who is at home here!? We, or these mummeries!?
I'll go on playing.
You can do Little Red Riding Hood, is that right!?
Yes...yes.
So when I call, "alreaaady!" (uuuž!)...we'll meet here.
Artuš!
Artuš!
Artuš!
Artuš!
Gosh darn, I'm already going! After all, I'm not deaf, still.
I am a little riding hood, who set out into the woods. Into the wo—
So don't gaze so stupidly, mister, and say:
"Where are you going, little daughter, what do you have in the handbasket?"
Oops, you can't go at it today.
Well, and how did you dress up? Have you ever seen a wolf?
The wolf, it has ears, and a muzzle! Not a dumpling.
Away, mister! It's not me!
And...and who is it then?
D-dunno!
We have to call somewhere!
And where?
Well, somewhere higher!
Hello! I report, that at Kolín something is seated.
Maybe a whale.
With a cold.
How, please? Yes. What!?
What do they say, mister?
At Kolín, and a whale...
How is it, when...!?
We have to pretend as though, it's not a whale! Alright!
Yeah, but where will we play?
Here, where else!? Let's get down to business!
So what, what, what, what, what!? What is this that arises!? Sneezing at the woods here like this!?
Name, address, occupation. And hurry!
Walrus, please. Josef the walrus.
Pinniped from St. Lawrence.
Mister, hear well, after all, he's from Domažlice!
Well, from Chodsko, yeah?
That car is wrong.
But he's not wrong! And so you are a pinnichod, and no pinniped. And you want to deceive the authorities!
But (ale), no, please!
Blut (hale) yeah!
Blut no!
So bluk. (double-pun: hele means look)
What is over here? Chodsko, Domažlice. And here?
Wellllell?
Domažlice
Little St. Lawrence
(an actual church in the town)
Aaand you, Little Saint Lawreeeence, stand on a pretty hilloooock!
But...but I said Lawrence, Lawrence!
From Lawrence up to Yukon hums the north wind!
For my skin, friends, hunts the Eskimo.
Gee, you've come all the way from the Eskimos?
Which way would he have gotten here?
In the morning I always take it...this way here up to this point, into the Gulf Stream for warming up.
But he, Artuš, since he's always on his own! And not by the hand!
I called, shouted.
The sea current, gentlemen...it is a terrible force.
The Gulf, that one's especially cunning.
Well, that's also a thought! With a nipper across the Atlantic!
The last time I...heard him was around here.
Artuš!
So hey!
Wait, mister.
The poor man has completely lost that little one.
Look, don't cry like that. Wipe your little eyes.
Well, blow your nose nicely.
A little walrus at Kolín can't get lost.
Especially if he bellows like you!
Artuš, he sings.
Like Rufus and Kvido.
Yeah, so that Artuš is a ball!
Otherwise also a wagtail-belly!
So look out!
Hold on to your hat! Ta-daaa!
Take a good look!
Artušek! Here you are!
Artuš, look!
Daddy!
Artuš, look!
Daddy!
Here I am!
Here!
A tough one. Well, wait!
So now have a stone...the one stone!
Gentlemen, amicably, amicably.
Just don't worry, after all, Artuš is still for candy!
You still got some?
Hurrah!
It worked out superbly for us!
Yeah, he's not about to eat sweets.
See? He took the bait, now he'll go nicely to beddy-bye.
And it's all over.
And you can whiz it along the Elbe!
Again amongst the Eskimos. Like a thirsty line!
Gentlemen, thank you. Thank you for everything!
And about Hamburg you'd better ask! For certainty!
And your urchins, you'd better tie on a string!
Yes, gentlemen!
Yeah, and watch out for the rocks!
Ahoy!
Godspeed!
Ahoy! Ahoy!
Ahoy.
Ahoy!
Well, and now we'll have a little bath. Hup there, brother!
You too!
The End
