By now we all know the Earth is flat.
The evidence online is impossible to ignore.
We have aeroplanes
they're just gonna go off the Earth.
Toilet water's not flying out on people in Australia.
It could be a cube!
We don't know.
You right.
But what if I told you the flat Earth theory was just a big lie?
A distraction to hide us from the truth.
The Earth is, and always has been
shaped like a Toblerone.
I'm an intern at The Feed
and when I'm not getting coffee for Marc Fennell
or googling what internships Channel 9 are offering
I'm researching how NASA and probably Elon Musk
have been systematically fooling the entire globe.
Wait I mean...
not globe.
If the Earth is flat,
how do we have different time zones?
The Sun’s rays must be separated by a series of physical barriers.
If the earth has Seven seas,
what keeps them separated?
Obviously the spaces between these barriers.
Toblerone’s were invented in 1908
by Theodor Tobler.
His design was inspired by the ancient Egyptians
who had been aware of the Earth's true shape for centuries.
Now you might be asking
"Why is the Moon round?
I'm not talking about the Moon right now
so don't change the subject.
In 1995 Swedish politician Mona Sahlin
was forced to step down for buying Toblerones with taxpayer money.
The incident was known as 'the Toblerone Affair’
Maybe she was just hungry?
Or maybe someone was trying to shut her up.
But who, and why?
And for what reason?
And why?
Whoever it is,
I think they've gotten to me too.
I may just be an intern
but I'm in way over my head.
