Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Hey, why don't you go over there
and work some of your magic?
Stop it.
Go on. She's smiling at you.
Hi. How are you?
If you're ever in town.
I mean, if you're ever in town and not, like, in a bar.
I'm sorry. 
It sounded like you're some kind of skank.
I didn't mean, like, I wasn't trying to say
you're like a filthy little girl.
Time's up, Casanever.
Can I join you for a drink?
Sure.
Hey, you guys are stuck together!
Ben Patrick Johnson:
Bob and Walt have nothing in common.
I'm not going another step until you apologize to me.
Hey, don't you walk away from me!
Yeah, you better run.
Bob was an athlete.
Pole. Pole. Pole.
Walt lives large.
Yes!
You gotta admire that!
But when Walt hits the big time,
Hey, freaks!
Yo!
I just found my leading man.
they'll have to learn
What am I gonna do?
You could be my stunt double.
to stick together.
Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.
We're not Siamese, we're American.
Awesome!
Yeah!
From the Farrelly brothers,
the directors of "There's Something About Mary".
Oh, nice ball, Walter.
Divided they fall.
United they stand.
Academy Award winner Matt Damon.
Can you move a little?
Can you type on your back?
Please? Work with me.
Academy Award nominee Greg Kinnear.
Let's never do anything that makes us
look like total idiots.
And Academy Award winner Cher.
She's been dating this very famous actor
for, like, three years.
Go to sleep.
You got a geography test tomorrow.
"Stuck on You".
I'm not here.
Hello.
Jonathan Cook: On this quiet street,
in this ordinary house,
something has grown out of control.
It has the strength of an army
and an appetite that can never be satisfied.
Now,
there's only one man who can face it.
And it's not him.
12 kids?
That's nuts.
That's gotta hurt.
12 kids later and we've still got the heat.
Things are getting pretty twisted around here.
Well, that's great.
"Cheaper by the Dozen".
Thanks for ruining my life.
From the director of "Blade".
Experience the most original
action adventure of the year.
Now,
the legends come to life.
Sean Connery, Shane West,
Peta Wilson, Stuart Townsend.
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
Own it today on DVD.
Also available to rent.
In a roadside study,
one in three reckless drivers who are
tested for drugs tested positive for marijuana.
It's more harmful than we all thought.
