(comical music)
(running footsteps)
- All right, we made
it to Pumpkin Pastures.
- Pumpkin Pastures, this ruin was once
a lush land of farming and agriculture.
Only one village in this
universe remains unspoiled.
You must warn the villagers
there of the battle to come.
- Gee, she's right, this
place is devastated.
- The villagers, they burnt my home,
took my wife and kids to
make pumpkin spice lattes.
- Mm, that does sound
good right about now.
- We've gotta get to the final village
to ring the bell to warn the villagers.
- Right a bell, what is this 2006?
No, no, I'm just gonna post a Tweet.
- Armored skeletons, five o'clock.
- Hey, there's someone over there.
Let's slowly walk that way
to see what's going on.
- Nothing my venom glathe can't handle.
(thuds)
(sparkling music)
- What the, what the heck is that?
- It's the souls of the skeletons.
We have the harvester book,
we're harvesting their souls.
- That's dark, I like that.
(footsteps running)
- Oh well, look at that,
that's a cute little monument.
(sizzling)
What, what is it doing, turning
into magma or something?
(explodes)
(running footsteps)
(thuds)
Does this look like a library to you?
- There's the drawbridge,
the village should be
just on the other side.
- We need to lower that bridge
so I can jump off of it.
(grunting)
- Oh God, vindicators!
- That would be a problem
if I didn't have my trusty golem kit.
(thuds)
Lever number one and lever number two.
(triumphant music)
(light music)
- Man, this side of the
village looks much better.
Even the pumpkins are healthier.
- Hey, you guys like CrossFit?
- Hey, that's the bell.
(running footsteps)
- Don't worry villagers, once I ring
this bell all of your problems will be---
(grunting)
- Oh God!
- They're closing in on us,
Stan use the harvester book.
- No, this isn't a library remember.
- Screw it, I'll handle it.
(crashes)
(bright music)
- Wow, that was some sort
of deadly soul sneeze.
- Bless you Satan.
(bell tolls)
- Just in case they didn't hear
that I'll blow my wind horn.
(horn blows feebly)
- It's times like these
I'm glad I don't have ears.
- You did it, your bravery
and swift action means
the villagers will live
to die on another day.
- What, no, we don't
know they're gonna die?
- At a later time the villagers
will be brutally murdered,
tortured for information.
- Would you stop it?
(light comical music)
