(funky music)
♪ For every show on Old Broadway ♪
♪ A whole lot more get thrown away ♪
♪ Garbage Musicals ♪
♪ My daughter's growing up so fast ♪
♪ We used to be best friends ♪
♪ But now her door is
shut more than it's open ♪
♪ She used to spend her time with me ♪
♪ But now she's glued to her PC. ♪
♪ No echoes of "Let's
hang out Dad" are spoken ♪
♪ With the passage of time,
we're drifting apart ♪
♪ I wanna take the steps to reunite ♪
♪ Now it's all up to me
to learn what she likes ♪
♪ But I'm a dad who doesn't
understand Fortnite ♪
(inspiring piano music)
♪ Oh God, why can't I comprehend ♪
♪ Just what the hell's the game ♪
♪ There's lingo like a battlebus ♪
♪ And shooters all take aim ♪
♪ They land inside a lightening cloud ♪
♪ And pickaxes are used ♪
♪ And that is where my knowledge ends ♪
♪ Oh God, I'm so confused ♪
♪ I gotta learn Fortnite ♪
♪ I'm gonna learn Fortnite ♪
♪ Yes, I'll impress my girl ♪
♪ When she says, "Good night" ♪
♪ And I say, "Sleep tight" ♪
♪ I'll launch the game
and just give it a whirl ♪
♪ Oh God, I'll never understand ♪
♪ Just how to win this game ♪
♪ You lose from jumping off the map ♪
♪ My character looks lame ♪
♪ I shot a guy, but he won't die ♪
♪ Just crawls there on the floor ♪
♪ I tried to help him up ♪
♪ But then got lost inside the storm ♪
♪ I gotta learn Fortnite ♪
♪ How did she learn Fortnite ♪
♪ I know I don't belong, ♪
♪ But I'll play a little Fortnite ♪
♪ Till I am all right ♪
♪ If practicing makes perfect ♪
♪ Then I'll prove these
other 99 fools wrong ♪
♪ Yes I'll prove them wrong ♪
♪ I have been playing Fortnite ♪
♪ For a fortnite, I'm finally good ♪
♪ Two weeks of practicing shooting ♪
♪ And building with
steel bricks and wood ♪
♪ I'm smashing towers inside of the game ♪
♪ While I'm crafting a
bridge to my daughter ♪
♪ She'll say, "Whoa Dad ♪
♪ "Didn't know that you played" ♪
♪ And I'll smile and hand here ♪
♪ The V-Bucks I bought her ♪
♪ And then we'll floss ♪
♪ And she will say ♪
♪ "Fortnite champion Dad ♪
♪ "You've flown so high" ♪
♪ I think I finally understand ♪
♪ Because I am a Fortnite dad ♪
♪ I've reached the parent promised land ♪
♪ My girl, I finally understand Fortnite ♪
Oh, what's that?
Oh, you're playing Minecraft now?
Okay.
♪ I'll learn ♪
(inspiring piano music)
♪ For every show on Old Broadway ♪
♪ A whole lot more get thrown away ♪
♪ So have a listen and raise a glass ♪
♪ To these treasures from the trash ♪
♪ The strange and unusual ♪
♪ The bizarre and beautiful ♪
♪ Garbage Musicals ♪
