Fan: I was wondering if I could get some family banter...?
Fan: Between Haytham and Connor and Ziio... and, uh... Federico and Ezio.
Ezio/Roger: Which one of you was using my toothbrush?
[audience laughing]
Haytham/Adrian: How many times do I have to tell you to clean your room?
[cheering and laughing]
Connor/Noah: But you burned it down, Father.
[louder cheering and laughing]
Connor/Noah: Mom? Tell him!
[laughter]
Tiio: Oh no, I'm bad at this.
[laughter]
[laughter]
Federico/Elias: What, who, me?
Elias: No, no, I've turned-- apparently I forgot how to do...
Elias: I've turned Federico into Mario. 
[laughter]
Federico/Elias: Ehi, ehi... Ezio!
[laughter]
Federico/Elias: *as Mario* Why you-a step on the goomba?
[loud laughter]
MC: Great, great.
Elias: I forgot how to play him. I'm glad he's not coming back.
[light laughter]
MC: *unintelligible*
Altair/Cas: Hey, you guys, keep it DOWN down there. I'm trying to sleep.
[laughter]
Fan: Thank you, guys.
