[TV] (laugh track)
[TV Guy 1] Dude! How could you be in love with my dad?!
[TV Guy 2] I'm not in love with your dad!
[TV Guy 2] Your dad is in love with me!
Hey Zach! I'm heading out!
You want me to pick up some of that, uh... beard oil I've been using?
It made my beard a lot glossier and fuller than yours,
so... (chortle) you know
Oh! Am I interrupting your date? I'm sorry.
I'll get out of your hair.
Heh. Your BEARD hair
Your scraggly, unkempt beard hair
By the way, Gwen, there's pie in the kitchen if you want some.
Made by me, of course.
(Sigh) Zach doesn't know how to cook.
He only knows how to grow a dead rat for a beard.
Mike, can I talk to you?
Yep
Why?
Gwen's hot and likes guys with beards.
She's MY date! A-and her name is Gina!
GINA's hot and likes guys with beards.
Mike. You are being weird. Knock it off!
(Sigh) Okay, yeah. I guess I'm being a little petty
I'm just jealous that you can find a date and I can't, so...
I'm sorry dude. Go have a good time.
W-wow. Okay. Thanks man!
Sorry about that! Shall we?
[Mike in the Kitchen] ZACH'S BEARD SUCKS!
Okay.
[Electric razor buzzing]
[Mike and Zach screaming, hitting and breaking things]
[Zach gets punched]
I will shave you!
Not if I shave you first!
I will do what I must.
You will try...
HEEEYA
[Intense Music]
[Buzz]
[Intense Music]
Thank you, bus driver!
Ye- Thank you!
Oh hey Mike! How's the beard been suiting you?
Oh it's been great! Thanks for aski-
[Rising Intensity]
OKAY! Wow, this is getting really dangerous.
Right. Yeah. We should probably stop.
So you'll shave?
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[Razor Buzz] AHHHHHH
Your beard is ruined, Mike. Now stop stealing my date!
Fine then! Go date Gwen!
Go have fun with your new best friend!
Mike...
You... are my best friend.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
What?
You're not replacing me?
Is that what this has all been about?
No, I'm not replacing you. You're a good guy!
Funny, enthusiastic, hardworking...
Your nicer qualities may ultimately be under-represented in this video series, but they exist!
Mainly through subtle dialogue hints, or the otherwise real-life equivalent of this friendship.
Also, you do pay most of the rent... so.
You- You really mean all that?
C'mon. Don't be an idiot, Mike.
Thank you...
Gina! I'm back!
Yeah, she left.
Wanna play Smash?
Sure!
[Joyful music]
Oh shoot. This is the one with the loose analog stick. Can we switch?
No, you handed me this one. I'm calling dibs.
But-
DIBS!
[Mike] COME HERE!
[Zach] BRING IT!
[Slap fighting]
[Mike] Ow, ow, ow, OW, OW! God! Fine...
[Zach] Thank you, Mike.
PIEMATIONS YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
