(dramatic music)
♪♪
Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, Dany!
Guess who just got back
from Dorne, did a little
shopping spree.
Uh... is this a bad time?
Someone has
betrayed me.
Betrayal?!
In the seven kingdoms?
♪♪
Just to clarify, are we
talking about the rumor
where you boinked...
Jon Snow.
Whaaat?!
You and Jon Snow? Huh!
This is certainly the first
that I'm hearing... of that.
Uh, I-I don't even know
who would dare--
Spread secrets
that could destroy
your own queen.
It just makes me
sick to my stomach!
Trusted confidantes
taking your secrets
and selling them
for really good money
to buy really nice,
fancy stuff.
Like, Varys.
Varys does that.
Varys does that.
Varys?
Yeah.
You know,
it's definitely Varys.
(gulp)
Because you told him.
Dany, I would nev--
Do you know that Varys
doesn't have any balls?
No.
It's true, it's true.
He's like flat down there.
He's flat like a Ken doll.
And you cannot trust
a flat friend.
Everybody knows that.
Come on, Dany,
you don't actually
think it was me,
ol' two ball-sac?
 Dos pelotas Zacharaius.
Come on!
You can trust me.
♪♪
I'm gonna guess that
you're smiling over there.
Just kind of
taking in the ocean air.
So you keep doing that.
Breathe in.
In with the good,
out with the bad.
I'm gonna go.
But just remember,
I'm definitely not the one
telling people that
you are boning Jon Snow.
Your nephew.
♪♪
"Daenerys is boning...
"Jon Snow.
O.M.Geezy."
You ready, big guy?
(caw)
(muttering)
Yeah. Fly.
(cawing)
Fly!
(cawing)
Ah, Grey Worm!
Kevin, Steve.
Oh, Valyrian.
Well, guess what.
I speak a little Valyrian,
too, my friend.
(stammering)
Uh, ah, right.
I'm arrested.
Let's go.
(chuckling)
All right!
Luau!
Gang's all here.
Tiki torches lit.
Dany, Frosty, Ty-Ty, Kevin.
Why so glum?
Who died?
Oh, right, everyone.
Okay, look, maybe I told a few
people that you guys humped.
Who cares? So what?
I mean, come on.
Snowman, you know,
you banged your aunt.
But everybody bangs their aunt.
In certain cultures
that I've heard about.
By the way, it smells like 100%
pure dragon shit around here.
Who pooted?
It was me.
All right, man.
Well, thank you for
owning up to that.
That's very... mature.
(chuckling)
Listen, I need to make me
a promise, T-bone.
If I die here today, you're
gonna taxidermy my body...
put some sunglasses on me,
grab a buddy,
and walk me around
to a bunch of parties.
You know, kind of like
the middle of summer.
Like we're all still alive
and having a great time.
Thank you.
I, Daenerys
of House Targaryen...
Let's do this.
Breaker of chains.
Shower of mercy.
Mother of dragons.
Forgiver of oopsies?
Sentence you to die.
T-bone, give me
that dragon repellent.
Kick it over here.
Right by your foot.
♪♪
Not down the...
(can clattering)
(splash)
Unbelievable.
(dragon growling)
Please don't say Dracarys.
Dracarys.
Ah! You didn't
say it right!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Maybe I'm a Targaryen
and I'm not gonna
burn it all.
That's not true.
Oh, this is hot!
I completely forgot
about the Snickers bar
that's in my pocket.
Well, that's melted.
There go my nipples!
My nipples are gone!
Tell my story,
but leave out
all the weird stuff.
If you freeze
the Snickers bar,
it will still...
be... good!
