- - Don't you run at me
you little naked freak!
Holy cow, die!
(singing in foreign language)
- What up, world, it's me, Brizzy,
and today everyone is stuck at home.
Diagon Alley is completely shut down.
Hogsmeade is completely closed.
You can only eat at the Leaky Cauldron
by takeout or delivery.
And Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
has closed down,
probably for the rest of the year.
But this is for the safety
of all witches and wizards,
and it doesn't mean we
can't go to Hogwarts
virtually.
So I figured, why not grab our Time Turner
and wind it all the way back to 2001.
The year that not only brought us
the first Harry Potter film,
not only brought us the
first Lord of the Rings film,
not only brought us the first Shrek film,
it also brought us the first
Harry Potter video game.
And do you remember what
graphics were like in 2001?
Do you remember what the Quidditch
scenes were like in 2001?
It's been well over a decade
since I visited this game,
so I figured,
what better time than the present.
Right now is a very
weird time in the world,
so let's just live in
2001 instead, shall we?
Oh my God, it's starting!
Wow,
look at this very classy
decoration in the entrance hall.
Ah!
- [Dumbledore] Welcome
to Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry.
- Look at his glasses!
- I am Albus Dumbledore,
your Headmaster.
- He looks like a D.J.
- [Dumbledore] Off to your
lessons, don't be late.
- I like how you can so tell that that's
just some young guy trying to
a Richard Harris impression.
All right, we're off to be a wizard.
Oh, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron!
- [Ron] Hey Harry, remember me?
- What a face!
- Ron Weasley, my brothers,
Fred and George have
something to show you.
Follow me!
- What, show me that Ron face,
that was insane!
Hold on, come back here, Ron!
Wow, they're babies!
- Hello Harry,
we can show you how to
get around Hogwarts.
As a first year, you have a lot to learn.
- Who's doing
this voice acting?
- Follow us for
a secret lesson.
- I demand to know.
- [Ron] I'll see you
later in Defense Against
the Dark Arts class.
Good luck, Harry.
- He's so cute but so terrifying!
The Ron voice is pretty
great, I have to say.
I'm pretty sure none
of the real actors did.
Oh, we have to collect the beans!
- We're going to collect all
the beans you can find and
meet us in the next room.
- That's a giant bean!
- Huh!
- Huh, I'm Harry Potter,
huh, he sounds like a little anime girl.
Ooh, lots of nasty lookin' beans.
- [Peeves] Ha ha ha ha!
- Oh no, Peeves, don't tell me!
- Well done.
- I'm already scared,
I get so scared of video games, oh no!
Welcome to Hogwarts for
the first time ever.
Try jumping from the
top of the bookcases to
the top of the bookcases,
that's what I thought I'd
be doing in Wizard school.
- [Peeves] Oye, it's Potty wee Potter!
- You legitimately jump
scared me, are you kidding me?
- [Peeves] Young Potter, you're ugly,
- I see him.
- Now what could we do?
- Don't do that to me,
don't do that to me, Peeves.
I'm just tryin' to get some beans.
Run, run, run!
Run!
Oh my God.
- Come see us
and we'll show you the way to class!
- I like how their mouths
don't even try to move.
They just move their hands. (mumbling)
This is not what I thought
Wizard School would be like.
(Peeves laughs)
Ha ha ha ha!
That's good.
- Climb through the
secret exit above the bookcases
to get to your first spell lesson.
Good luck!
- Love secret exits, yes!
Get me away from Peeves.
No!
- [Draco] Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Famous Harry Potter.
I'm Draco Malfoy, and you'd
do well to show me respect.
- What a face!
- These are my
fellow Slytherins, Crabbe and Goyle.
Naturally, we Slytherins are
going to win the House Cup
and the Quidditch Cup.
- I can't get over
this voice acting.
- You'd better
stay out of our way, Potter!
- You'd better
- Let's go, boys.
- stay out of our way, Potter!
Look at Hermione!
Wait, look at that face.
- [Hermione] Hello, Harry,
it's me, Hermione Granger.
We met on the Hogwarts Express, remember?
- She's so cute!
- Defense Against
the Dark Arts is through this door.
- Time for some Defense
Against the Dark Arts,
which is cool 'cause we didn't
see any of this in the movie.
- Today we'll learn how
to protect ourselves
against Dark Arts.
- Flipendo, yes let's go!
Let's go baby!
- This is the symbol
for the the Flipendo spell.
- Flipendo, oh I know
Flipendo baby, let's go!
Oh yikes, yikesty yikes.
Ooh no!
Hold on, I-
- [Quirrell] That's not it Mr.Potter
- That's not it
Don't make me go- can peeves shut the
hell up. Okay ghost get out of here we
don't need you.
95
oh goo you kidding me!
- [Quirrell] That was-
May now enter the flipendo challenge
to p-practice the spell
- I am flipendo challenge okay.
- [Quirrell] Try it on that b-barrel
- B-B-Barrel
can I just
(whimsical noise)
- [Harry] Flipendo!
(barrel rolling)
- There we go
Flependo bish yeaaa
Flipendo
(barrel rolls)
- Oh I flipendo that all day long baby.
- [Quirrell] Cast your Flipendo spell
at the switch on the wall to open-
- Yeah yeah I get it I'm
not dumb I see the symbol.
- [Quirrell] Effects all sorts of things
such as this c-cauldron
- C-c-cauldron
- [Quirrell] Knock it over Mr.P-Potter
- Create chaos Potter yes give in!
Give in to the destruction!
Topple the cauldron!
Reincarnate that Dark Lord yes!
Flipendo!
- [Quirrell ] Well d-done!
Now go on and c-collect
your challenge stars.
- Let's get that star baby!
whoa! Ugh.
- [Nick] Hello Harry Potter huh-
- Hi Nick
- [Nick] I am Nearly Headless Nick
the Gryffindor House ghost
- Uhuh
- [Nick] Now this is a save game book .
- Sign away your soul,
don't think about it
just sign your name
- [Nick] The game will restart from this
point if you faint.
- Or die.
Okay we signed away our soul, what next?
Flipendo!
Just create destruction,
that's what video games are- whoa
look at the fragments floating away.
That's what video games
are all about is destroying
other peoples pottery and
getting stuff out of it.
- [Harry] Flipendo!
(Door creak)
- Get them beans, get that star.
Hey now you're an all star its 2001
go play.
- [Quirrell] C-cast your flipend-
- C-c-cast
- [Quirrell] B-block
- B-block
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- I wanna meet the kid who did the voice
of Harry Potter in this game.
What's he up to right now?
How's how's is career going is he
still acting?
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- Ohoo
More stars baby!
Ohh flipendo!
Oh wow this is bringing back memories.
I feel like for some reason this was
hard.
This is giving me flashbacks to failure
for some reason so I feel
like I'm about to mess up
and fall to my death in this black abyss.
(Evil laughing)
- Oh no I didn't like that laugh.
Why is in a hallway in Hogwarts.
Where is this based on. Go!
Got it alright.
- [Harry] Flipendo
- Give me those beans baby.
(evil laughing)
- Did we need?!
Did they recognize how
terrifying they made this game?
Or they thought this was just silly fine.
Flipendo!
No!
(mumbles)
Okay we're gonna be patient this time,
we're not gonna fall into the dark abyss.
Its gonna go great.
Okay there we go. Ou oh my god
I was almost too patient.
Go!
Okay
- [Harry] Flipendo
- Flipendo bish let's go
(evil laughing)
- God dang it stop that!
Huh ah!
Very good all right fiery star
let's go no one ever-
did anyone ever tell me
what these stars are?
Or is it just you know its like
universal game language
you get a star is good.
What's that fire noise coming from?
(fire crackles)
(thudding)
- I hear a fire. Its kinda orange there.
But I see no fire. That's suspicious .
(monstrous sound)
- Stop it!
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- Flipendo. Well that
that was helpful.
Alright alright alright here we go boys
huh yeah!
Alright!
Jump!
Yeah boy.
Okay we saved .
(Door creaks )
Oh my god no
- [Quirrell] This is a gnome Mr.Potter
they like to p-pester young wizards
- No no no I'm good
I'm good okay I don't need to find no
gnomes. They're like naked and tiny-
oh no what.
Ah!
Don't you
Die! Die!
Oh my god!
No no no!
Holy. I was not prepared for this!
Don't you run at me
you little naked freak!
Holy cow!
Die!
Oh my god they shake their butts at you.
Are you joking!
Die!
I'm gonna die from these naked gnomes.
- [Gnomes] Ow ou
- Oh my god
- Flipendo your butt! Stop!
Please stop!
Okay that was all three of them.
Thank god oh my god.
That was the worst that was the worst!
They're not gonna wake up are they?
(Fire crackles)
- I killed them dead.
Okay Quirrell you gotta
stop looking like a ghost
- [Quirrell] C-congratulations
Mr.Potter you've
- Thanks!
- [Quirrell] completed the challenge!
- We're about to learn alohomora!
Look!
- [Hermione] You're early
for the lesson Harry
- She's so cute
- [Hermione] but ill teach you a new spell
I've learn't on my own
- Oh my god
- [Hermione] The spell
I learned is alohomora
- What a queen.
- [Hermione] It will
open magically lockes-
- That's not alohomora in Wizards Unite.
Alohomora in wizards unite is bloop boom.
Oh yikes yikesity yikes.
- [Harry] Alohomora
- Alho-he's got the guts tho
- [Hermione] That was good
but I know you can do even better
- We love friends supporting friends.
Come on.
Yes!
96% are you kidding me! Booyea!
Oh my god hermione's so impressed haha.
Why do we need class when we have
Hermione to just teach us everything?
Alohomora!
He is so passionate about unlocking
these doors.
- [Hermione] You've got it, now
can you find the two secrets in this room?
- Love secrets!
Okay there's a secret in that bookcase
for sure.
Alohomora!
Aw heck yeah!
And then yeah!
Flipendo!
Oh my gosh love Hogwarts love it!
Love it!
- [Hermione] Try the bookcase.
- I did bish look at this!
What is that mirror !
- [Hermione] If you're done
admiring yourself Harry
take a look at that magical chest
- The shade!
Wait I heard a frog.
Is that somewhere else?
There we go I knew I was suspicious
of that mirror.
There we go we needed that cause those
freakin naked gnomes!
Um mhmm. Okay this painting is sus.
Wha oh right baby!
Can I alohomora you?
Wow every portrait in Hogwarts is a door.
That's so exciting.
I don't know why I'm so obsessed
with secret doors.
I wonder if Harry Potter instilled
that in me or if that's just
a natural human thing?
If you're watching this video and
you are not super excited by like
like secret passageways and secret doors
leave a comment. Cause I'm just wondering
like is there anyone out there who
isn't super stoked by that sort of thing?
Alright here we go charms class
- [Flitwick] Welcome young
wizards I am professor Flitwick
- Ou he looks a little messed up
- [Flitwick] Today we'll learn the
levitation spell
- Ohh wow that's a face.
Why isn't it swish and flick are you
kidding me! Wingardium Leviosa is a W!
Ohh I screwed it up.
Give me a swish and flick and ill nail it!
Alright I can do better I-
- [Flitwick] That's not what I taught you
- Cause its supposed
to be a swish and flick
Flitwick!
Alright tell me this isn't perfect.
No!
94% come on
- [Flitwick] How unfortunate
you nearly had it
that time Mr.Potter
- Oh so close.
- [Flitwick] You may now enter the
Wingardium Leviosa Challenge
(Door creaks)
(imitates door creak)
- Okay that was a pretty good door creak
gotta admit
- [Flitwick] on that statue, then move it
to that large plate.
- Okay you just barely learned how
to pick up a feather now Harry
pick up this huge hunk of rock!
- [Harry] Wingardium Leviosa!
- Oh yes!
This is this is so cool this is perfect
(creak)
- Wow yes
- [Flitwick] Well done! Now go and collect
the challenge stars
I'll meet you at the
end. Good luck Mr.Potter
- This is what it feels
like to be a wizard
cause its just like-
Oh no!
- [Harry] Flipendo
- You can die! You can die! You can die!
Holy crap not you again.
Mother effers
(gnome sighs)
- N-n-no sir not here to mess with you.
(Gnome signs)
- Can you shut up naked freaks!
Oh no no no you little freak no sir.
We are not here to play!
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- K flipendo there.
God!
Die!
Oh my god no
n-n-n-no don't shake
your little butt at me
mister.
Oh my god.
I so got him.
There we go.
- [Harry] Flipendo
- Okay that's where we put the blocks
- [Harry] Wingardium Leviosa!
- Alright no no no in there inside.
There you go.
Very nice very nice.
Oh we have to defeat the
other little naked demon.
Uhuh.
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- Flipendo.
Flipendo.
Flipendo!
Come on that was good.
You can't reach me up here.
- [Harry] Flipendo
- Come on that was great.
Alright got him.
Woo!
Okay he didn't get to
shake his little butt
at me!
There we go.
(Fire crackles)
where'd the music go?
(gnome signs)
- You shut up.
Oh no!
Oh I thought that was a naked boy.
Holy crap!
What is this dark abyss!
What is this abyss of death!
What the heck Hogwarts since when!
We can do this Harry
its only your life on the line!
- [Harry] Uh
- Does every student have to do this
over these black abysses of death.
Wait when can I jump for this?
Uhhuh
That not
not what I was supposed to do.
Lets just uh Wingardium Leviosa
shall we?
Haha pretend that never happened.
Okay you go over here.
(Rocks grinding)
- Oh okay.
Love secret passages.
Uh oh
that's a secret door.
Lets flipendo first.
There that looks a lot less deadly.
But also can we have like a chocolate
frog please?
Ohh my god I love secret passages.
Do I love Harry Potter
because I love secret
passages or do I love
secret passages because
I love Harry Potter?
Uh!
Okay know we go to the
much less deadly jump.
Come here platform of death!
Let's get a running start
ehehehhe
Let's go!
Huhuh!
Yeah that's what I'm talking about!
Closer.
Closer!
Closer!
Go!
Yes!
Wow alright we're alive
we're alive.
We made it.
- [Flitwick] Congratulations
- He's so small.
- [Flitwick] You completed the challenge.
- I love him.
- [Flitwick] Now off you go.
- Now off you go.
- Hedwig!
(Frog croak)
(Owl hooting)
- Huh she gave me a scroll.
Harry don't be late for
the Herbology lesson.
I'm waiting at the
entrance to the greenhouse.
See you there soon.
Hermione.
I like how she just types out her scrolls
in um
times new roman its real cute.
(Evil laugh )
No!
No!
No!
No!
Flipendo!
Flipendo!
Flipendo!
Oh my god!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Peeves!
That had to hit him come on.
(Evil laughs)
God Peeves
I hate you.
Oh no
- Hey Potter do you like surprises
- Hey Potter
- Malfoy's got a present for ya.
- Course he does,
- You better watch your
step around here Potter.
- Potter!
- Slytherin's don't like Gryffindor's.
- Oh my god that little voice.
(suspenseful music)
- Huh oh no.
Draco do you have a present for me?
- [Draco] Well well Potter we meet again.
Having a tour of the castle are we?
- Walking around the castle
cause we go to school
here.
- [Draco] Won't get past
me oh boo hoo Potter
- Harry's just standing there stone face
not replying or responding in anyway.
Oh boo hoo.
- [Draco] Their surprisingly good fun
here catch!
- Alright ill catch.
Oh I don't want to catch it.
Okay.
Throw one.
Throw one Malfoy.
- Yeah!
(Smack)
- [Draco] Watch it!
(popping)
- [Draco] Ah!
- There we go!
Yes!
Take that you little stinker!
- [Draco] Next time you won't be so lucky.
- Ah uh tell me again Draco.
- [Hagrid] Over here
- Hagrid!
Huh wow
- [Hagrid] Hello Harry-
- His graphics look the best cause there
the most biggest space to put the most
information of pixels on.
Can you believe they make
Hagrid use physical shears to like
sculpt the bushes when they have
magic.
Oh look at those pixels!
2001 man 2001.
Huh look at her!
She's not even in the greenhouses
she's waiting outside.
You're gonna be late yourself Hermione
- [Hermione] The herbology lesson
is just past professor Sprouts garden.
I'll wait here for Neville.
I think he's gotten lost again?
- Aw she's so sweet waiting
for people even though
she's gonna be late.
Uh that's the worst feeling.
Fire snails, flame snails, fire slugs.
What the heck are these?
Okay don't like you.
Flipendo!
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- Ah!
- [Harry] Flipendo.
- Do they stay that way or do they get
to reignite?
- [Harry] Flipendo
- Oh no its reigniting!
Uh! Flipendo!
- [Harry] Flipendo!
- Don't like you.
- [Harry] Flipendo.
- I'm getting good at this man.
Flipendo left, flipendo right.
I can do this all night.
Ah!
Theses hedges.
Oh my god!
11 year olds have to walk through this
garden to freakin go to
class on their first day?
Are you joking.
Okay we're just gonna run past
cause I don't know how else to deal with
these things.
Uh ou!
He bit me in the booty.
Okay.
Oh my lanta.
This music is stressing me out!
Snap!
There you go.
Snap.
Snap.
This is a lot to do to just
get to class.
No wonder Hermione is waiting for Neville
cause he's doomed.
Is this venomous tentacula?
Tenticula?
Tentacula?
Tenticrul?
And here we are at the greenhouse.
After surviving literally
like the third task
in Goblet of fire we've made it to our
very first herbology
class and that I believe
is where were wrap it up.
Thank you so much for going back in
time with me for a little bit
to play the very first
Harry Potter video game!
If you want me to
continue and play on into
Herbology class and see
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Who knows, I don't know what happens in
Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone.
And uh yeah.
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