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Darth Vader: Ahhh Starblights job cant be
that hard.
Lets see first item on the agenda marvin’s
employees comp
Marvin: Yes, my hands hurt from the repetitiveness
of my job.
Darth Vader: It looks like this is your fifth claim for
the same injury.
Marvin: Yes.
And we sent you to ergonomics class, gave
you ergonomic equipment, and it still hurts
Marvin: Yes
Darth Vader: Have you been following your ergonomic work
plan
Marvin: Well I have more or less.
Darth Vader: Well you have or you have not
which is it.
Vader: Felicity Sinclair sounds like a name
a james bond girl would have
Hehe, not one for candor, so you have problems
with your male coworkers leering at you
Can you think of any reason why, any at all.
Vader Squid: Excuse me you want to take off
from work because of spawning season, look
I like hooking up like the next guy, but you
just can’t take off for it.
Vader: You do realize that we have a dress
code here at the legion. Where certain body
parts must be covered.
Felicity: It suffocates my individualism
Darth Vader: Look we have pictures caught
by our cameras of you working. Do you see
any problems at all with how you are working,
and how it might be somewhat your fault on
how your injury keeps reoccurring.
Marvin: Shouldn’t be your responsibility
to constantly check up on me and remind me
on how to work.
Darth Vader: Are you seriously asking me that?
Vader: It’s just good and dandy that you
think you can take some ethinic holiday, but
I don’t see it in my approved corporate
holiday list, you can take one of your vacation
days for it.
Vader : Look maybe the guys are looking at
you is,….. because they are guys, and you
are wearing less than Miley Cirus.
Vader : You also want us to give you off Fish
net tradgedy rememberance day, and generic
non-demoniational winter season day , Now
It really sounds like you are just making
up holidays. Maybe I should take burnt up
and mutilated semi robot ex hero day. What
do you think about that, can I just make that
up and take it off not to listen to you anymore.
Vader : Why are you dressed that skimpy, you
now there are other ways to get attention.
Is it because you think it you can move up
the organization faster, because there are
better more respectful ways of doing it
Felicity: Why aren’t there more women in
management in the legion
Darth Vader: I have no idea what you mean.
Vader: (ring ring ring) Hello,… uh huh mars
space research faclility, opened a porthole,
demons spilling out and killing every one
except for one space marine.. Oh haha totally
calling bullshit on that one, try it on some
else.
Darth Vader: really you are taking non of
the blame for yourself. Look, we don’t owe
you a job, you came to us knowing what the
job entailed, and we hired you, we gave you
the tools, and the training to on how to work
ergonomically. I could imagine if we skated
around the rules or misrepresented the position,
but we didn’t, its clearly your fault on
why your hand hurts.
Marvin: its your responsibility to make sure
that I don’t hurt my hand anymore
Bzzzzt
Darth Vader: there problem solved, next
Starblight: Sir what are you doing here
Darth Vader: Look I tried your job and well
Starblight: and you really value what
Darth Vader: Ummmm, Hell no, its just your
job really sucks, all the complaining and
whining, tedious paper work, and the sitting
and more sitting.
Starblight: You like me (whisper)
Darth Vader: Sigh, look, you can come back
on a probationary status.
Sb: Oh thank you sir, wait why are you sitting
down.
Darth Vader: I have to addend a few sessions.
Starblight: Is it because you cut a trooper
hand off.
Darth Vader: No, it because I told a female
employee that she had to cover up her beggers
canyon and massive twin moons of endor.
Felicty: Stop staring at me
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