(clapping)
Everyone's happy
did someone on our side get a point?
I think so.
I don't know the rules.
Now everyone in our side is mad.
That means the other side got a point.
What the hell is your problem?
Didn't you see the ball?
I'm sorry Tiffany, I...
What, you need glasses or you just plain dumb?
Oh Tiffany!
(crying)
I failed you...I'm SO sorry
Please forgive me!
Please!
I forgive you, Lisa, I forgive you.
(crying)
Thank you, Tiffany.
Oh, thank you so much!
We're still in the lead.
We can win this.
Just don't let me down again, Lisa.
I won't.
I promise!
The (bleep) was that?!
Yeah! Go team!
Let's win this, Edge Wood, yeah!
Excuse me, sir
but would you mind keeping a voice down?
I'm trying to watch the game.
I'm just showing my school spirit, man.
So should you!
YEAH!
GOAL!
Please, I must protest.
You're spoiling my date.
Whoa, man
I'm doin' you a favor.
She's ugly!
Now you made her cry
you ass!
Yeah?
Well, if I'm an ass
you're an ass HOLE!
How dare you you!
You know what?
Forget it...just forget it
Stupid idiots...
I try to get involved on campus and
get into school spirit
and this is what I get?
I was the student president!
Well...for a little bit at least.
I swear, I thought they were just strippers...
What the hell do you want?
(roar)
Calamari, anyone?
(tiny roar)
Let's hurry back to the University.
I have a night class to teach.
Biff?
Biff Bohnson, is that you?
Uhh...
(honking)
Bye Biff!
Uhh...
(Norbert)
Did you do it?
(monotone)
I attached it to the car.
(Norbert)
Good, good!
In 10 minutes it will all be over and I will have my revenge.
That's strange; according to the GPS they haven't moved.
What type of adhesive did you use?
Adhesive?
(Norbert)
Biff, it detonates in 15 seconds!
(Norbert)
Get out of there!
(Biff)
Okay...
(explosion)
Was that an explosion?
Did you say something, Professor?
Never mind.
(Norbert)
Let's try this again.
(Norbert)
We'll go for the quick and easy approach.
Okay.
Roger, I'm glad you're here.
I was wondering if you took the--
(Norbert)
Oh crap!
Hey, it's Biff!
Why is he all tied up?
He tried to murder me last night.
He's unresponsive.
I don't know what to do.
I'm sure murder isn't his M.O.
There's a clear difference between pranking and killing.
Hey, maybe someone's controlling his mind.
It's only happened to me TWICE!
That idea has merit
but how do we find out for sure.
Stand aside; I know what to do
the Internet taught me.
You're getting sleepy...
very sleepy.
This is the best you can come up with?
Shh!
What is your name?
Biff...Bohnson
Good, we're getting somewhere.
Uh, we already know his name.
Shh!
What is the last thing you remember?
Talking bug told me to kill the Professor.
He was too fast for me.
The bug or the Professor?
Professor...
hit me with a book.
Talking bug?
Shh!
Can you describe the talking bug?
Big...
huge eye...
wings...
looked like a robot.
Sounds like one of Norbert's robosects.
Shh!
- Shh!
Shh!
Oh, wait, you're right.
On the count of three, you will no longer be under anyone's control.
One, two, three.
Ugh, my head.
What the hell am I doing?
Wait...that little--
He did this to me!
Short, glasses, probably wearing a green shirt with a bow tie?
That's him!
Nobody controls Biff's mind without Biff sayin' so!
Let me at him, let me at him!
It looks like you'll soon have that chance.
(Norbert's Mom)
Norbert, honey, there are people here to
see you.
Tell them to go away, I'm not home!
(Norbert's Mom)
But that would be a lie.
(Norbert's Mom)
You shouldn't lie to people, Norbert.
(Norbert's Mom)
It's wrong.
Shut up!
(Norbert's Mom)
You shouldn't be rude, either.
(Norbert's Mom)
No cookies tonight.
Aww, but mom!
(Norbert's Mom)
Not until you apologize.
(sigh) Okay, I'm sorry.
(Norbert's Mom)
That's better.
(Norbert's Mom)
Oh and I let your friends in.
Mom!
Well hello, Norbert.
How's your latest revenge plot?
Oh wait, that's right
It failed!
Biff!
Where are you? I need you. Save me!
I'm here.
W-well hello Biff.
They say you controlled my mind.
Well how about I control YOUR mind
with my fist!
No, please! No! Don't!
(punch)
Don't let us catch you controlling someone's mind again!
I think he's learned his lesson.
Let's go.
(Norbert's Mom)
Leaving so soon?
(Norbert's Mom)
Why don't you take these cookies I made?
(Liz)
Thanks Mrs. Norbert!
Those were my cookies, dammit!
You and your assists' days are numbered, Professor.
Next time you will have no way of defeating me.
Next time I will have my revenge.
(laugh)
