- It's a little hot.
Very careful, all righty.
- Hey are you guys hiring?
- Why yes, we
ah,
Black Coffee meeting, real quick.
We cannot hire Peter Parker here.
- Beachum you say that
about everybody, why?
- Maybe 'cause he smell
like mayo or eat bologna.
- Miracle Whip, yes.
Look Travis has a point.
Unfortunately we're not hiring
at this present moment in time, so it's a,
who did this?
- What do you expect, I'm
the only one here that knows
how to make coffee the right
way and plus we need the help.
- We cannot be the only
black owned coffee shop
with a white guy working here.
- No, no, no, all of DC will
find out in a heartbeat.
- Yeah, but,
- ah man.
- Yeah but if we're the
only black owned coffee shop
in the neighborhood who
didn't hire the white guy
when there was a sign?
Yes, we are hiring,
what's your name, my man.
- Black?
- As I was saying, we cannot hire him.
- That can't be his name.
- He playing with us right now.
Know white people always
trying to be black,
Eminem, Post Malone,
Justin Beiber, Tiger Woods,
all of 'em.
- Yo this is wild.
Look, your name can't
really be Black, right?
- Look, what is the name
your parents gave you
on your birth certificate?
- Oh, Michael.
(laughs)
- What a relief, at
least he didn't say Tito.
(laughs)
- Michael Black, but everyone calls me,
- [Employees] Michael.
- We got some, a long list of interviews,
so I want you to go
grab a seat in the back
and we'll get right with you.
My name is Beachum, I
am the store manager,
I'm the owner here the President,
- That guy said he was the owner.
That other guy said he was the owner too,
and so did the other
guy walking around here.
- It was my idea to start this
business in the first place.
- Okay.
- So I'm the owner, me.
- Well, since you given
'em out can I be owner too?
(speaks foreign language)
- Uh, I'm not sure I follow?
- So why do you want to work here?
It looks like you live really
far from this neighborhood?
- Yeah I do, definitely
do not want to work
at this location.
This is just practice for
my interview next week
with Klassic Koffee Kafe.
- Klassic Koffee Kafe?
- You've never heard of Triple K Cafe?
Dude, super sweet company, they come in
and gobble up little rinky
dink podunk coffee shops
like this all the time.
Yeah, they would do a number
on here, I mean they're huge
in West Virginia, Louisiana, Alabama.
They wear all the white aprons,
it's a great place.
Yeah.
I don't know if you'd like it.
- No, I get it.
- Well, actually,
I went to NYU.
- Oh, impressive, that's dope.
- Now, tell me about you?
- Oh, you about that life,
well I like anime, sangria, I like,
- [Beachum] What are you doing?
- Wow,
has it been that long that
you don't even realize
what's going on here?
She's feeling me Mo.
- Get outta my chair.
- You could work with
me a-ight, just call me.
- Bout to get us shutdown,
I'm sorry for that.
Oh man, he's a vendor
here, he comes in and out,
he sells juice.
- Tell me, what do you
love most about coffee?
- Nothing.
I actually hate coffee.
I think it takes away
from some of the other
really good hot beverages.
- Such as?
- Green tea, for one.
- So you're telling me you hate coffee?
- I despise it.
All it does is give you diarrhea
which it already look like
in the first place.
Am I right, or?
- This is over.
- [Applicant] You don't need to.
- That camera right there see every angle
of the whole place?
- Yeah.
- Y'all close at six PM on the dot right?
- Larry!
(moans)
What are you doing here man?
I told you you can work
here anytime you want.
- You can't afford me.
(upbeat music)
- Not a single master's degree man.
Quite frankly, I'm disappointed.
- My guy didn't like black
people or black coffee.
- What?
I don't know there was some
pretty strong candidates.
- What, don't you got somewhere to be?
- Yeah, you're right,
never leave twins waiting.
I'm out.
And don't play my juice like that no more.
- Get out of here man.
(upbeat music)
- Senor Beachum, (speaks foreign language)
- De nada?
- Oh, let me tell you something,
do not go in there for at
least an hour and a half.
- I'm sorry but we're closed right now.
- Oh I'm sorry I'm still here.
Who closes a coffee
shop this early anyways?
Let me get a quad espresso.
- Four shots?
This late.
- [Woman] Yeah.
- Finally a coffee connoisseur.
- Let me just stop you right there,
I said we're closed okay?
- That's your problem
right there, it's six PM
on a Friday, you're losing
like 60% of your sales
from the after rush hour traffic.
You don't know that?
I'm hungry, you all got
like some granola bars
or some snacks or something like that?
- We do, I got you, I got you, all right.
- Don't do it, I said we're closed man,
you making me look bad.
- Wait, why aren't your
snacks up here at the front
by the register?
You do know that that
would allow customers
to make an impulse buy on their own?
Do y'all work here or
y'all just like temping?
- [Beachum] Yeah, I
was trying to tell 'em.
- Yeah, Beachum, yeah I remember you said
put 'em all in the back
so no one steals 'em.
- Okay, maybe I did, look,
since you know so much,
why don't you just work here, okay,
we're hiring right now?
- Me?
- [Beachum] Yes.
- Work here.
- [Beachum] Yup.
- With y'all?
- [Beachum] Mmhmm.
- No,
'cause you don't know what you're doing
and you look stupid.
(laughs)
Y'all don't even know
how to run a coffee shop,
working at no stupid
coffee shop, thank you.
Let me weigh it though
'cause you all be okay.
That look like it, (mumbles)
- I like her.
(dramatic music)
(squeaks)
