♪♪♪
♪ Wenda! Wenda!
W-W-W-W-Wenda! ♪
♪ Wenda! Wenda!
W-W-W-W-Wenda! ♪
♪ Wandering and wonderful!
Ooh! Watch out! ♪
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♪ Wenda! Wenda!
Adventures on the way! ♪
♪ Woo-hoo! Wenda!
Wordplay will save the day! ♪
♪♪♪
♪ Wandering Wenda! ♪
WENDA: Today's amazing
 adventure is...
 "The Obnoxious Otters of
 Ottawa." But first, a word
 from our sponsor.
NARRATOR: O-o-o-o-o-o-oh!
 The letter "O", that is!
 It's the first letter in some
 amazing words, like ooze.
An emu! Wait, no. It must be an
 ostrich. A lovely, oval shaped
egg. Perfect for sitting on! Oh,
I guess this commercial is over.
Thanks, "O"! And now, on to our
 story.
NARRATOR: Oh, Canada.
 Our outstanding heroes are
on an outing for the opening of
 the Ottawa Opera House.
Oh, boy! I love the opera.
Oh, it's very grand!
Opulent, even!
♪♪♪
I could think of other ways
to occupy our time in Ottawa.
Opera is boring!
But Wu, it's opening night!
I'm over the moon!
Sorry. No otters allowed
at the opera!
Isn't it obvious I'm not
an otter?
Indeed, officer.
He's a woodchuck.
♪♪♪
Oh, my mistake. I'm Officer
Oatmeal. I oversee the
Ottawa Opera.
Here's our tickets.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right,
then. You don't have any otters
with you?
Not one.
OATMEAL: Right. On your way.
 Enjoy the Opera.
He's a bit overbearing.
♪♪♪
We're in row "O".
Over here!
Uh-oh! I forgot! We need our
opera glasses.
Oh, and I want some
onion rings.
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The Opera House is oval.
Which door should we take?
How about that one over there?
I bet Ottawa onion rings are
outstanding.
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Oops. I think we picked the
wrong one.
(SNIFFS) And there's no odour of
onion rings.
 (MEWLING)
What's that noise?
♪♪♪
"Obnoxious otters. Do not open!"
What does obnoxious mean?
Let me check my
Big Book of Everything!
♪♪♪
WU: Obnoxious - annoying or
 objectionable. Hmm.
 These otters don't sound
 very nice at all.
♪♪♪
Aw, they're not obnoxious
otters. They're utterly
adorable!
WU: So cute!
But what kind of oaf would lock
up otters in a pen?
Sounds like that Officer
Oatmeal. He hates otters.
It's cruel and objectionable!
We'll let them out.
♪♪♪
WU: Rats! There's a lock on the
 pen.
Pen! That's it!
As I always say...
Wordplay will save the day!
Eight otters need to get out.
So let's make this pen open.
NARRATOR: Wenda takes her "O"
 and rolls it in, turning "pen"
 into "open".
♪♪♪
Olé!
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(POOF)
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ALL: Wow!
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Uh!
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After them!
♪♪♪
(SINGING)
(SCREAMS)
NARRATOR: Those obnoxious otters
 are running amok!
Otters!
NARRATOR: It's an operatic
 otter-ific 'orror show!
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CONDUCTOR: Otters!
♪♪♪
 ORGANIST: Otters!
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Otters!
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Otters!
These otters are being most
objectionable! (SCREAMS)
My word!
AUDIENCE: Otters! Otters!
We have to round up
these overactive otters!
♪♪♪
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
 (WHISTLE BLOWS)
Order! Order!
It's Officer Oatmeal!
Now then. Who is responsible for
this outrage?
It was us, Officer. We felt
sorry for the poor, little
otters.
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Don't you know otters and opera
don't mix?
That's your opinion! Just
because it's never been done!
We're sorry. How about we round
up the otters and start over?
You have one minute!
Orchestra! A tune, please?
♪♪♪
An adagio in O minor!
♪♪♪
Ooh, an ebony oboe!
♪♪♪
Otters love oysters! Oysters
over here!
♪♪♪
I think we have the last
otter outflanked.
Oof!
♪♪♪
Over there!
By the ocarinas!
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Oh, my word! That's opera!
An otter oratorio!
Outstanding!
Why, all these otters ever
wanted was to sing opera!
So they aren't
obnoxious?
Or offensive?
Of course not!
♪♪♪
(LAUGHS) Out, you otters!
You mean...?
It's official! It's the Ottawa
Orchestral Otter Octet!
Let's get this opera
started!
(SINGING)
Okay, otters! Let's
hear some Otello!
The orchestra leader is
allergic to otters!
(SNEEZES)
Who is going to
officiate?
I have a baton. And I've always
wanted to orchestrate an opera.
Go for it, Officer Oatmeal!
I'll play the organ!
♪♪♪
All eyes on Oatmeal! Let the
Otter Opera begin! Wu?
(HONKING)
(GROANS) Organ bats!
That's a thing?
Ah!
Oh!
♪♪♪
(GROANS) The otters aren't
obnoxious, but this opera is.
We have to do something.
It's the bats! They're driving
the poor otters bats!
That's it! Bats! As I always
say...
Wordplay will save the day!
We've got to get these bats out
of here!
NARRATOR: Oh, man! Wenda's
 turned those pesky bats into
 oats! Yummy!
Okey-dokey!
♪♪♪
(POOF)
Outstanding! You turned bats
into oats, which is how Ottawa
officially opens an opera!
Let the opera begin!
♪♪♪
(OPERA SINGING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
I give you Ottawa's Operatic
Otter Octet!
An ovation!
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
Isn't it just out of this world
when wordplay saves the day?
WES: Hey, let's take the otters
 out for onion rings!
WENDA/WU: Okay!
(CHATTERING)
NARRATOR: Operatic otters!
 And what an outstanding end
to our tale! Cue the orchestra!
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Closed captioning by
Odd Boy Captioning Services.
