- Hi, everyone!
So, Cambridge University is hiring
a Doctor of Chocolate.
And, as some of you may remember,
I am unemployed.
So, I thought this week's video
would be an application for me
for that position with
Cambridge University,
because I think I would be a great fit.
So, let's watch, shall we?
(upbeat flute music)
Oh, hello.
My name is Megan MacKay,
and I am interested in becoming
the Doctor of Chocolate
at Cambridge University.
By the end of this video,
you will like me as a candidate so much,
that you may even want to spoon.
It's a chocolate spoon.
Ugh.
I prioritize chocolate
over every other food.
I always give out the best chocolate
on All Hallow's Eve.
I have also achieved my GED in ganache,
my Masters of Marzipan,
and after a particularly
strange weekend in Argentina,
I am a South American Viscountess
of Vegan and Vegetarian Options.
Let's not get into it.
One time in 2011, I
actually dated a canister
of chocolate icing for six months.
Ooh, let's watch Snakes on a Plane.
I love the part where the
snakes are on the plane.
That's my favorite.
And then, when he dumped me, I ate him.
You bastard.
(sobbing)
How could you do this to me?
In my spare time,
I create my own chocolate experiments.
Meteor.
There goes the dinosaurs.
(clanking in the bowl)
Oops.
Bleach, there it is.
Oh, why is it hissing?
Oh, why is it hissing? Ok!
Plus, I do a killer British accent.
Football London, England.
Bangers and mash, fish and chips,
London, still, so fisticuffs, shall we?
So, from Shakespeare.
So, Cambridge University,
I do hope you pick me for the position,
because I think our partnership would be
sweeter than a spoonful of sugar.
I feel sick.
That's it for this week.
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