The large jellyfish lamp
offers the tranquility
of a salt-water aquarium
without the maintenance.
The pair of faux
jellyfish float and bob,
just like real jellies,
as they're illuminated
by 18 colorful LEDs.
Choose between one of five
different color selections
or turn on an automatic
transition mode
and let the hues wash over
you like crashing waves.
The lifelike effect
of the jellies
affords you the mindspace
to think thoughts
as deep as the sea.
You know, if we
were all jelly fish,
it'd be pretty
hard to get around.
Do you suppose that after
a jellyfish stings a human,
it tells its friends about
the big one that got away?
Water cycle's a
beautiful system.
The same water moves through
the ecosystem again and again,
from rain to watering the
crops, to drinking water,
to evaporation, to rain again.
I kind of got to pee.
That was-- deep?
But there's a time
to get to work.
So the lamp automatically
shuts off after four hours.
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Tap up top to see a jelly fish
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If you think about
it, the whole ocean
is just a big fish toilet
that never gets flushed.
Hm, gross.
