Slime: Woah!
What's up everybody, Rob here! And w-
Thanks for joining us, uh, here on a brand new series, on Threadbanger!
And this one has good bases. I'm actually really excited about doing this one.
Because right now the entire world is exploding and losing their f*cking nuts over slime.
Over the last year it's gotten buttery, it's gotten crunchy, it's gotten just downright ridiculous.
I came to this conclusion when I found this video in the suggested section.
Slime fidget spinners.
Genius!
Guess what?
If you're going to take it there, I'm gonna take it there.
I'm making some Jake Paul slime.
Oh, hohoho. Don't know who Jake Paul is?
Well, get the f*ck out under whatever rock that you are living underneath.
Because this kid is the fastest growing YouTuber of all time.
Not to mention one of the greatest rappers of our generation.
Now to help us, uh, create the slime, uh, there's various components to it.
Uh but we have here inside the studio with us, the viral sensation, Blendtec.
Uh, if you do not know Blendtec and the 'Will it Blend' series, I suggest you check that out.
Now, a lot of these ingredients, you can find uh, in or around your home,
Some of them are a little bit harder to get a hold of, uh, some of em a little bit more expensive.
For instance, I had to fight on eBay for this lock of real Jake Paul hair.
What? Wait, where's the hair?
Did they rip me off?!
Ohhh. There are those golden locks.
(deep inhale) (sigh)
Oh yeah, this is gonna bring it to life!
Next up, these are the tears of his older brother, Logan.
Uh, you may know him, uh, from...
Pfft, I don't know. (laughter)
mmMM! Salty!
I got some of their merch, I got some Ohio fried chicken.
Don't worry if you don't know what it means... I don't even know what this is.
I'm just trying to keep up with the f*cking times, okay?
I also picked up a copy of JP's hottest and latest track, "It's Everyday Bro".
Got a hot CD present of it.
That's what you kids listen to it on,
Right?
Boom.
Here, also a little Mickey Mouse, a little Disney action.
Oh wait, and also the, uh, blood of Satan.
If you have any protective eye wear, uh, at home,
This is the point in time to throw those babies on.
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Rob: Ahhhh!
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Woah, sh*t!
F*ck!
I need some kind of shield or something!
Or a YIELD!
Okay.
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Rob: Ahh!
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Oh, yeah!
That looks pretty good.
Smells like chicken.
OH, I almost forgot, we gotta put the god church in!
You know JP,
selling merch,
JP: Like a god church-
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Alright.
Everybody okay?
Alright, now that we got our base, uh, we're gonna move on to making our slime.
Which is a very easy recipe.
Half a cup of water, half a cup of glue and half a cup of liquid starch.
You throw in some food coloring
You mix it around, boom, slime
Now you're gonna give that a good shake, gonna pour that right into the middle.
There, all those chicken pieces and the, the glass and all that good stuff.
You're just gonna mix that in.
Talk about crunchy slime, huh?
Oooh yeah, right? That's fun. Oh look! There's Mickey!
Huh? There he is!
This is some real family friendly slime.
Alright, but we're not done yet, uh, the recipe actually calls for us to have this sit overnight and marinate.
It's over this course of time throughout the night that the real magic happens to your Jake Paul slime.
So tomorrow morning, you are not even gonna believe your eyes.
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Hey! Welcome back! It is the next day and our Jake Paul slime is done!
It is infused, it is marinated, even grew a little (high pitched) Jake Paul little hair do!
I mean, I think that it's ready.
Hey
Jake Paul slime?
What's up, bro?
Slime: I'm Jake Paul and it is lit every single day brah
EVERYDAY BRO!
Slime: make sure you dabbin' on them haters
Look at this guy!
Slime: make sure you're working hard, baby
f*ck yeah
JP slime, drop me a beat, drop me a flow!
Slime (JP rapping): I'm Jake Paul, riding with the crew, with team 10 we do it every day, yes it's lit every day
Slime (JP rapping): and we kill it every day
Finger McF*ckerton: what the f*ck is going on here?
Rob: oh hey, what's up? Finger McF*ckerton, everybody!
Finger McF*ckerton: oohh no
Rob: how you doin,' man? Check out the JP slime
Finger McF*ckerton: what is this, some Frankenstein sh*t?
Rob: what are you talkin' about? He's awesome!
Rob: between you and me, I think we got Pin o' Meter's replacement
Slime: what the f-waaaaaaaaaaaaa is goin' on baby?
Finger McF*ckerton: I gotta get outta here
Rob: really?!
Finger McF*ckerton: this is too f*cking weird
Alright, I'll, I'll talk to you in a little bit.
Hey, listen, do me a favor and let me know who else or what else you wanna see slimed down in the comments
below because this show isn't going anywere. Man versus slime, new summer show.
You tell me down below.
Boom! F*ck I'm rapping like JP!
Damn! Alright, like this video up, subscribe if you have not done that already.
I'll see you around here next time!
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