IN A FEW DAYS.
SO NO MUTANT POWERS?
NO, NOT THIS TIME,
BUT AT LEAST MY HAIR'S 
            NOT FALLING OUT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? HOW ARE--   
          HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M FINE. WHY?
WELL, IT'S HARD TO SEE 
            YOUR IDOLS FALL.
OH, CASTLE. STEPHANIE FRYE      
WAS NEVER MY IDOL.
LIEUTENANT CHLOE WAS.
AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,    
SHE'S STILL OUT THERE
FIGHTING EVIL                   
AND SAVING HUMANITY.
AND NO SELF-CENTERED ACTOR IS   
EVER GONNA TAKE THAT FROM ME.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THEY DO MAKE A MOVIE,
I'M GONNA BE FIRST IN LINE 
             TO SEE IT.
AH, SUCH IS THE POWER           
     OF FANTASY.
AND... SPEAKING OF FANTASIES,
HOW ABOUT WE LIVE OUT           
    ONE OF YOURS?
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO          
A LITTLE "NEBULA-9" COSPLAY?
COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
I'LL SERVE YOU BREAKFAST        
  IN BED FOR A WEEK.
PFFT.
AND I'LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY.
OKAY, FINE.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE ME    
IN ONE OF MY OLD COSTUMES?
YES, PLEASE.
THEN YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
THAT YOU'RE GONNA WATCH         
A "NEBULA-9" MARATHON WITH ME.
I...
AND...
NO MAKING FUN.
(inhales sharply)
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN,
BUT OKAY.
I'LL SEE YOU AT YOUR PLACE.
(elevator bell dings)
(clicks button)
(Beckett) OKAY,                 
PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH.
I PROMISE. COME ON.
            QUIT STALLING.
COME OUT ALREADY.
READY? (laughs)
READY.
(William Shatner's "Ideal Woman"
        playing)
(speaking to music)       
    ¶ DON'T CHANGE
¶ BECAUSE YOU THINK I MIGHT   
  LIKE YOU TO BE DIFFERENT ¶
¶ I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
¶ I DON'T WANT YOU BLONDE
¶ I DON'T WANT YOU        
        NOT TO SWEAR ¶
¶ BUT I WANT YOU TO BE YOU
(growls)
OH! (mutters)
DO YOU LIKE IT? HUH?
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU--   
            THAT'S NOT...
YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT, CASTLE?   
            RAWR.
NO. I-- (mutters)
COME ON. JUST A QUICK SNOG      
 RIGHT HERE ON THE LIPS.
ISN'T THIS WHAT YOUR DREAMS     
    ARE MADE OF?
RAWR!
(laughs)
CASTLE.
ARE WE GONNA MAKE OUT?
MAYBE WE SHOULD START
WITH THE "NEBULA-9" MARATHON.
¶ IT'S YOU            
     I FELL IN LOVE WITH ¶
¶ YOUR TURN OF PHRASE,      
      YOUR SENSITIVITY ¶
¶ YOUR IRRATIONAL MOODS
¶ WELL, MAYBE THAT COULD GO
¶ BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
¶ I WANT YOU TO BE YOU
(whooshes)
