
English: 
We're stuck in traffic.
I just want to go to the monster truck show,
[DAN MEYER, VICE] but we're stuck in traffic.
I don't think they're going to wait for us.
[MONSTER TRU CKS]
[ON ACID!]
My name is Dan Meyer, I live and work in Brooklyn, NY
I'm good friends with the producer of the 'On Acid' series,
and he asked me if I'd like to do an episode at a Monster Truck rally
This is Monster Trucks on acid.
I've never been to one of these things.
[JONATHAN SMITH, ONLINE EDITOR, VICE]
- What are you doing back there?
- Switching seats.
What the hell?
Man, you guys have got like three different kinds of pants on.
So much farbric.
So much...

Japanese: 
渋滞だ
[VICE ダン・メイヤー]
モンスタートラックの
ショーにー
遅れそうだ
【トリップしながら...】
【モンスタートラック鑑賞！】
ダンだ
ブルックリン在住
この番組のプロデューサーである
友人に今回 誘われた
トリップして トラック鑑賞だ
初めて行く
[VICE ウェブ編集者
ジョナサン・スミス]
- 何を？
- 席替えだ
なぜ？
ズボンが
３本に見える
布だらけ

Japanese: 
ズボンだらけだ
会場は
コネティカット州
このLSD 強力だな
錠剤のLSDは初体験
幻覚剤は慣れてるつもりで
２錠飲んでおいた
体がヘンな感じ
後頭部から
何かが飛び出しそうだよ
- 水を飲め
- 落ちつけ
錠剤の威力を
ナメてたな
ちょっとタンマ
会場に着く頃には
すっかりハイになってた

English: 
There's a lot of fabric back there.
We were driving from New York to Hartford, Connecticut.
To the monster truck rally.
Oh, yeah, this is pretty good, serious stuff.
So, this was the first time I'd done liquid LSD.
Before, it'd always been paper.
I took two hits, thinking that my tolerance
to psychedelia was pretty high.
Like, my body, feels very strange.
The back of my, like...
It feels like there's something inside my head.
That wants to come out.
Why don't you just drink some water?
Yeah, yeah, chill out for a sec.
Yeah. I do think I maybe underestimated the strength of it.
I need a moment.
By the time I got there, I was already fully in the throws of an acid high.

English: 
I need to take a second. Okay, hold on.
Let's come over her for a second.
I've got a guy with the camera behind me. Following me.
Glen, can you stop for a second.
As if I was like, a host of like, a news program.
And, rolling.
I'm in Hartford, Connecticut...
Oh no...
We're in Hartford, Connecticut.
Uh, home of...
Apparently, car culture. It seems like.
We're going to go watch some monster trucks,
On acid.
Our media host, she had been calling and texting us.
To make sure we were going to be there.
I think she was expecting some sort of normal media group to show up.
She handed me like, a release form to sign.
And I didn't even know, how to write my name.
Can you just vouch for me, that this is okay.
I guess I have to.
I couldn't obviously read it.
And I'm asking the guys I'm with to read this for me.
[JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE, WEST COAST EDITOR, VICE]

Japanese: 
ちょっと待って
休みたい
カメラが回ってて...
少し止めて
アナウンサーみたいな
気分だった
- スタート
- コネティカット州に...
ダメだ
コネティカット州...
車文化の
中心地らしいが...
今から モンスタートラックの
ショーを見る
マスコミ担当者が
何度も電話やメールを
普通の取材だと
思ったのかな
誓約書に 名前も
うまく書けない状態だった
内容を確認してくれ
自分で読めなかったから
クルーに頼んだ
[VICE 西海岸担当
ジェイミー・テイト]

English: 
- Did I sign that okay?
- Yeah, you did.
You know, she wasn't sure I was the host, at first.
I did some research, you know started to figure out who's who,
but it's tough, you know?
There's a lot of them. People go crazy,and the music is the...
And the crowd. They always put the lights down.
She didn't know I was on acid, at all.
And, I was trying not to let her figure it out.
Honestly could have. No one told me I shouldn't.
But it just seemed like the right thing to do was to not tell her.
Because, I figured, that would probably give her the creeps.
So, that was like, an element of secrecy
that I'm, you know, not really used to.
That we had to maintain.
Where? Where are the judges?
And, then all of a sudden we hear the noise the first time.

Japanese: 
- 署名は？
- できてる
クルーと間違われた
予習してきたけど
難しくてさ
トラックの台数も多いしね
観客も熱狂よ
彼女にラリッてると
気づかれないようにした
隠す必要はなかったけど
言わない方がいいかなと
ビビらせちゃ悪いし
隠し事は得意じゃないが
最後まで隠し通すことに
審査員はどこ？
突然
ごう音がした

Japanese: 
骨まで響いてくるような
不快な音
引き裂くような
その時点で
完璧にラリってた
車がターンすると
タイヤの跡が土に刻まれる
そこから光が
出たり入ったりしてー
次の瞬間
車が飛ぶんだ
現実と幻覚の区別が
つかず 生気を保とうとー
必死だった
スクールバスに似てるのとかー
何のためなのか
サッパリわからなかった
なぜ皆 これを見てる？

English: 
It's just this extremely abbrasive noise
It just like, shakes you to the bone.
Just, ripping.
This is like, okay, here it is
Dan, like, you are like, fucking high as a kite.
The tire tracks in the dirt, when they would turn, they would create a spiral
into the earth.
And I was like, just staring at that,
and like, light was coming in and out it.
And then you'd be ripped back to reality, and the cars would jump off.
At this point, I'm like losing track of reality.
Holding on to my sanity.
And there's this truck, it was supposed to be like a school bus.
And I'm like just completely bewildered
as to what is the point of all this.
Like, who are these people that have come here?

English: 
And then, there was a truck that looked exactly a dog.
Named, Rottweiler Mutt.
It's got dog ears. It's got a face of a dog. It's got a tongue.
And that's just, strange enough.
It was hot.
The air is just thick,
with exhaust, and dust that's being kicked up.
I'm like, by myself, just like, losing it.
That was when, I would say, I was 'tripping balls.'
I just wanted out.
I'm completely overwhelmed.
Does anybody stand out that you'd like to talk to?
And I had to put on this front. Like I was a host of something.
And, I've never hosted anything before.
I need someone to tell me who to talk to.
I can't make decisions right now. And these guys are all just
[CHRIS GROSSO, PRODUCER, VICE] telling me to do stuff.

Japanese: 
〝ロットワイラー・マット〟
という 犬型トラックもあった
犬の顔をして
耳や舌も
ただでさえ不気味だ
暑かった
排気ガスと砂ぼこりで
空気がよどんでた
気が狂いそうだった
強烈なハイだ
コリゴリだった
- 何がなんだか
- 誰かに取材する？
初取材だったから
内心 かなり動揺してた
取材相手なんて
決められない
[VICE プロデューサー
クリス・グロッソ]
指示してよ

Japanese: 
プラグを差して
マイクを渡されても
チンプンカンプン
〝グレイブ・ディガー〟とはー
誰を...
ごめん ムリだ
質問をしたかったけど
話すのさえ無理だった
あの...
ええと...
それは？
- かき氷よ
- 話を聞かせて
- ええ
みんな怖かった
化け物に見えた
何もわからない
化け物　巨大な怪物...
こんなの説明できないよ
話すのが仕事だと
知ってても—
話せない
メモ帳

English: 
Okay, sure. Why don't you just get that plugged in.
They just handed me this thing.
When they handed me the microphone,
I didn't know what the hell to do with it.
And, Grave Digger is who you said you'd like to see.
But, who do you got, er, I don't know, I'm confused.
You know, I want to have interview questions to ask people but,
it was impossible for me to talk to anybody.
Yup...
Well...
Excuse me, what are you guys making?
Snow cones.
- Can I talk to you about it?
- Sure, yea.
I was, terrified of everyone.
Nobody looked normal to me.
I don't know anything about this world.
Different creatures. Gigantic beasts.
This is just. I can't, I can't explain this. I can't explain it.
And I'm like, I can't, I can't talk right now, guys. Sorry.
Like, I know I'm supposed to be talking, but I can't.
I've got my notepad.

English: 
And, that's when I realized, how high I still was.
Smells, it smells really bad.
You guys keep forgetting what is going on in my head right now.
Just go with it.
It's like, you keep acting like this is normal Dan who works with everyone.
But, I'm like...
And, I am just like, literally want out. I'm finished.
I'm like, Okay, we've seen it. We've done it.
I've been here, I've done that.
But she's telling us that we've got to wait,
because we're going to interview one of the drivers.
I had a few words with the producer.
I need help coming up with questions for this guy.
I don't know what I'm going to ask this driver.
How do you, how do you feel the show went?
Like, ask them if they were bummed to lose or happy to win depending...
I'm not going to ask them if they were bummed to lose.
How long they've been doing it for.
Just general questions.
We're late to the interview.
I was teriffied. The thought of having to interview a truck driver
at this point, was so upsetting to me.

Japanese: 
まだクスリが効いてた
ひどい匂い
- オレ ハイなんだってば
- ああ
接し方が
いつもと同じだ
とにかく
早く帰りたかった
ショーは見たし
でもドライバーの取材が
残ってた
質問が思いつかなくて
プロデューサーに力を借りた
お手上げだった
〝出来は？〟とか
- 〝負けてガッカリ？〟
- 聞けないよ
経験年数とかも
開始時刻に遅れた
インタビューがあると思うと
ナーバスになってー

Japanese: 
冷や汗をかきながら
会場へと急いだ
ドライバーはー
テーブルの向こうに
立ってた
本来なら 隣に座って
話を聞くべきだった
- 名前は？
- パット・スマ
- トラックは？
- トラッシャー
どこから...
隣に行くのが怖くて
テーブルを挟んで進行した
あまりの気まずさに
クルーは誰も見てなかった
10点満点で 採点すると
今週の出来は？
- 10点さ
ひと言も覚えてない
彼に殺されるかもと
本気で思った

English: 
I was sweating. I was, so upset.
As I rush in to interview this guy, who I think hates me.
He's ready...
And then the driver's standing beind the table.
And it would have only made sense
for me to go around the table and probably sit down with him.
Alright. And uh, sir, what is your name?
I'm Pat Summa.
And your truck is?
- Thrasher.
- Thrasher.
And you're from, uh...
But, instead, the thought of that is too bewildering for me
So I just say, fuck it,
I'm going to just interview him from across the table.
I look over, and every one of my crew is not even watching.
Because, apparently it's so awkward that, they don't even want to watch.
If you, uh, rank this on a scale of one to ten
this weekend, what would you say it would come in at?
Oh, definitely ten.
I don't remember one word of the conversation.
And, I was actually just paranoid at that point.
That the truck driver was going to kill me.

Japanese: 
一晩中 そんな被害妄想に
おびえてたよ
ありがとう
気をつけて帰宅して
- 担当者と仲良くしてたね
彼女が
すごく気に入ったんだ
- 来る？
- どうぞ
- 新鮮な空気を吸いに
- いいね
案内されたガレージは
寒かった
少し撮影しても？
競技に使う車があって
そこがすごく良かった
静かで きれいで
目立つよう
明るい色なの
- ドライバーのため？
- 見えるようにね
- 今回の感想は？
友達にも聞かれたけど
楽しかったとは言えない

English: 
And that, ya know, I was pretty paranoid the whole night.
It was nice to meet you. Have a good trip.
- Yeah thanks.
- Back home.
You and our guide seemed to really bond when we were down there.
Yea, I kind of like, came to like her. A lot.
Are you guys coming?
Yeah, come on in.
We're going down, downstairs to where there's some fresh air.
Always a good thing.
She takes out to this cold garage.
And, i don't know where we're going.
Can we just get a shot, like over there, real quick.
And then we start walking by all the crash cars.
Which is like, still my favorite zone.
'Cause, it was like, peaceful. And kind of beautiful.
The reason they're all these bright colors,
Is so they can see them. Sometimes they're blue, sometimes...
Oh, so the drivers can see them better.
So the drivers can see them when they're sitting behind those ...
How do you view the experience?
A few of my friends have asked me if it was fun.
I wouldn't use the word fun, at all.

English: 
I would say it was challenging.
And, like, difficult.
Do you look back on it as an acomplishment?
I mean, I sort of look at it as an accomplishment,
but in the most pointless sense of the term.
Like, there was no point to it. So, yeah.
A pointless accomplishment.
- That's a good area though, right?
- Oh yeah.
- Or is that just me?
- No, it is.
That's my favorite area, so far.
I could just hang out here all day.
Talk about it later.
What are they doing in there? I just want to get the fuck out of here.

Japanese: 
苦労の連続でー
大変だった
- 達成感は？
あるよ
かなり無意味だったけど
全くのムダなら
達成した
- キミもこのエリア 好き？
- ああ
気に入った
一日中 ここにいたい
あとで話そう
さっさと帰ろうぜ
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