Hi guys, it's Tess here, and I'm ready with
another beauty blog for you.
A lot of you guys had been writing me and
asking me to do this really popular look,
that's trending these days.
It's not strobing, it's not contouring, it
is Trumping.
So I'm really excited to make your face great
again.
The first thing you're going to need is to
pick a concealer.
And, you want to pick a concealer that is
about ten shades lighter than your skin tone.
I personally like to use a shade that is called
"Veiled White Supremacy", but really you can
just use any shade that is really light and
makes you look really dehydrated.
The next thing you want to move around is
to is to the lips.
With your lips, you want to make sure that
it looks like you've been running your mouth
all day, like you've been like talking, and
talking, and talking, because you like really
love to hear yourself talk.
To the point where you're like oh, I don't
even make any sense and I contradict myself.
And like, go and be like really care free
and not think about the consequences of anything
that you're saying.
Anything that you're saying.
And you know you're done when it looks like,
basically it looks like a chapped um, anus.
Like a chapped asshole.
So now, that I've basically done my whole
face, with my foundation, what I'm going to
do is pick a bronzer.
So it's really important that you pick a bronzer
that is really orange.
You don't want it to be tan or brown.
Because then somebody's going to ask for your
birth certificate, and that is a definite
no no.
Now, for the most important beauty trick that
we have in this Trumping tutorial, it's to
take some Cheetos, and what I like to do is
to smash them up into a finely milled powder,
and then apply that over my face.
Making sure that I use goggles to protect
the eyes because that's already like a done,
finished part of my look.
So, I'm going to take these and smash them.
I like to like, smash these Cheetos.
Um, kind of like the way I think Donald Trump
walks around like his house.
And like ah!
Smashes things, you know, like UH!
I am so smart.
People tell me I'm smart!
Build my wall!
Who is David Duke?
I hate everyone because that's good leadership!
Sound bites and lies!
Okay, let's finish our look.
Viola!
This face is winning, America.
Remember, with Trumping, it's not what you
look like that makes you ugly.
Thanks, America!
Love you, bye!
