*SLAP*
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES
My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome back to guts and glory!
They updated the game finally
and now we have another character
we did have Billy and Bobby before
but now we have Earl who's the guy on the quad bike
So I think they may have added new levels
Yeah! All these levels are new... Nice!
NICE!
Ok so some of them I can only use the ATV on or the Quad bike
And then others I can use the bicycle and both
So.. Lets try all the new levels!
Also the game is up on Kickstarter now
So they're trying to raise some money to make it a
bigger thing a better thing
they're
oh yeah, here
Kickstarter
Early access to the Yang Family Car
Beta testing
in-game exclusives
Eternal Glory as an in-game character
And more so
I'll leave a link in the description
So you can go see the kickstarter
for yourselves
and maybe support it or whatever
I really like this game
I hope they get what they need
so I'm trying to, like, help them along
but let's get in and do the barrel smasher level.
Yeah!
Umm
Again, I really like this game
because it's very...
Earl!
It's very "Happy Wheel's"-esk
Does he have a bunch of guns in the back?
You do wheelies?
Yeah ya can!
Look at this sick wheelie!
This is the most..
That's the lamest wheelie
I've ever seen in my life
OK
Go Earl!
Oh, this is a lot of fun!
'Cause the bike is fun and everything and you flopple all over the place
and that's really hilarious to watch
but something with a bit of power behind it
something with a bit of power behind it
makes you feel like
you're gonna do a shit ton of ramps
ooooh no
Good
Are..are they explosive?
oh they're not explosive
Oh thank Jesus
**Laughing**
WOOOW!
Can I have a checkpoint?
Are these all checkpoints?
This is fairly
Placet so far
It's... There's nothing
tooo crazy going on
Flip
OK
No flip
Don't flip on that
You will fall over and crush your face
YES!!!
How do we boost again?
I can't remember
AHHHHHHHHH
TREE
THERE WE GO!
yes
straight through the fuckin fence
BAAAAAHHH **Laughing**
oh my God I lost his head!
where'd your head go?
who cares
that was hilarious
**laughing**
Change track
OK that was just barrel smasher
uuummmm
Homewrecker
Oh yeah!
I like that image
I like
being able to destroy shit
That's what I'm all about
We can go with Billy and Bobby again
I know it's John and Jimmy
I'm trying ta personalize it myself
OOOWWWW
There's a shit-ton of glass in my face
Already
It's fine though
FUCK YOU
Yes! Destroy everything
Fuck your house!
think you're better than me
Earl living out in the fuckin woods on his own
all he has is a badger and a coonskin hat
to keep him alive
You think I think you're all fancy in your fuckin houses
oh sweet mother of God
That's awesome
Oh no
I meant to handbreak
not boost
That is a lot of glass
get into your face
are you OK?
Are you sure?
I'm not.. I'm not too sure
about it anymore
Holy crap that was awesome!
Fuck your...Fuck your T.V.
Fuck your chairs
actually
I'm just gonna sit here
What's on?
Will and Grace is on!
I love that show!
oh arrows
Arrows
Nope
Nope
Earl, you can survive this
I believe in you!
I mean, I believe in Steve a lot better
but you'll do too
aaahh shyte
It's all slippy here
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Do I have any boost?
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
aaahhhh God stop it!
I'm a nice man. I din't deserve this
Earl by the way, not me
In real life
Jackaboy probably deserves this
for all the Billy's I've killed
uh Thank God we're starting here
Is this the start again?
Did you start me at the start??
You son of an A
ooooh speed is key!
in this reguard
get down the fuckin hill
ya crazy bastard
WOoW!!
GO!!
Stripe arrows. Fuck 'em up!
uuughhhhhh
see that? I hit em with my tits.
that's all ya need
Don't die!
I know you love dying
you've been trying to do it since the start of the fuckin level
but if you could just listen to me
I'll steer you in the right direction
I'm not gonna lead ya astray
I might lead you ASS-tray
hahahaha
ASS-tray
It's a fuckin funny joke
so why you laughing at those?
That's not funny
Go, go!
Yes
Yeah! Did it
OK now get the frick away from all the arrows
Yes!
YEEEESSS
BAAABAAAAWWWWWW
Wonderful
Vonderful Earl (German accent)
you did the level the best way (German accent)
I thought that you would (German accent)
AH! Dr. Shneeplestine is back
not for very long
look at his fuckin face
look at his dumb face
you have infinite adrenaline
Wait I didn't get to read that
Balls!
OK are those more?
They're just watermelons
What are watermelons gonna do to me?
Jesus Christ!
A fuckin cannon will mess me up though
AHHHHHH hha haaaa
OH GOD!
That is a nice piece of sirloin
Fuck owwww
OK can I have more checkpoints, please?
screw the watermelons
I don't know why I ever trusted you
good lord that thing...
has serious aim. Ohhh there was mines on the ground
It wasn't just the cannon firing at me there was mines
on the ground
I should have saw them. My stupid eyes
didn't want to work for me did they
NICE ok I can survive this. I can survive this.
I...
nnnnn AAAAHHHHH
I didn't see the mines again
downhill madness
are you saying that because I go mad
trying to play it? I have a feeling i will
wow! ouch
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap **Laughing**
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap **Laughing**
**laughing**
His head all spazed out
ahhhhhhhhhh
go go go go go go
NO!!
the cannonballs aren't there to kill me.
They're there to push me into something else
and then that'll kill me
I'm not gonna fall for that shit. Ah crap. nope nope no no no no no no no
aahh
Fuck
Earl seems to be stronger. he seems to be able
to take a bit more punishment
to his face
I can do this level
I'm not gonna be bested by a bunch of
bastards
right in the belly
Really?
What even happened to ya?
you lost an arm you lost both arms what
are you some kind of bitch
you should be.. you you're a man of the outback you should be able to survive with just one arm
What kind of survival expert are ya
probably not one at all
uh oh uh oh uh oh
oowwwww
Sexy moves
nice. Checkpoint
that's what a man needs
Oh mother of ahh fuck **laughing** those are awesome. Go Earl! You can get through them. Mother of God
oh shyte **laughing** ok we have to time this out it's
really hard though.... go
no nope ahh fucking chopped in half
How how am I supposed to do that
ok ok ok
OOH KAY see you just lost an arm and a
hand if I lost an arm the hand in real life
life
I would battle through that I would suck up my diddy milk and I'd get through it
What was that even supposed to be wha what was that was that oh was that your testicles
that just flew off
Oh must've been Earl man can even do
anything right
ah balls
went through it but I missed everything
shyte shyte bad mojo beans I did it I
just lost me guns Earl might say that that was
worse than losing arms and legs but I
say fuck it Earl we're doing this
uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh there's cannons and everything okay just get to the checkpoint
YEAH eat my cheese
no those are real cannons ok those cannons
don't fuck around
oh it just hit ya in the knee fucking Skyrim
ass motherfucker getting hit in the knees
and then he buckles under pressure don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me bro
don't tase me bro ok right through right
through
yeah that's how we do screw everything else. NO
except cannons
oh oh yeah Earl! get through those fences
Fuck everyone who tells you that you
can't be a ballerina because my God
these dance moves are sexy right now
oh shit oh shit go I need another
checkpoint where where
gimmies gisss me's that's checkpoint go go go go go
I'm seeing smoke where there's smoke there's fire and where there's fire there's broken legs
oh yeah speed boost oh there's the end it's so
close I can taste it
I lost a wheel mother a God I didn't even know that
could happen
oh no oh no I can't control oh I can't
deal
Oh stupendous yes oh God oh man fuck
this level's called redneck Robin Hood
why? Am I robbing from the rich and giving
to the poor
i highly doubt that oh god oh no all of
those pillars are cannons
ready to fuck me in the ass
I don't want it I'm closing up the sphinct
I am clamping down on this b-hole
because I'm not getting killed by these guys
not today Oh here we oh Jesus Christ I thought they were cannon balls not saw blades
how did I get chopped in half
stop it I'm already dead can't I just go up
and around maybe I lost my shotgun
that's grand can I just go over here
noone's shooting at me yet I feel I feel
uneasy there there it is there it is
yeah piece of testers I thought by going
over here and get away from everything
but there's fricken arrows over there I
also forgot the I have slow-motion go Earl
all the way to the top
you can do it little buddy I believe in you
you're the best little
you're the best little redneck I've ever had the control of
The PLEASURE to control I might say
oh God
these are all just arrows these are doable
I mean if by doable you mean get
shot several times like a fucking
acupuncturist
oh God oh God saw blades saw blades Oh
God frame rates oh oh I just need to get in there
t'was not the arrows that killed the
beast t'was the tiny little ledge going
into the house
you call yourself an off-road magician
you might as well be a whale
different level because fuck that one  **Irish mumbling**
**Irish mumbling**
and then I have to.. it's all an uphill battle these people cheering me
on
go Earl go Earl they are I love you too
buddies don't look at daddy right now Oh
daddy's on a bender
oh Jesus
ok a tiny bit of speed is what's needed
and then you go
OOOHHH fuckin Jesus
eeeeeee hee hee hee hee
that was awesome
ok a tiny bit a speed here we go oh
God oh yes oh oh oh oh oh God no okay go out and back in
oh do over do over
fuck fuck fuck fuck go up
get up that hill
ok ok ok ok ok I'm out I'm outtie byeeeeeeee byeeeeee
oh knickers cannonball wrecking ball whatever
ok safe in here for a second I'm just
gonna take a little minute change my pants
soil some more undies where am I? ok. AHH AHHHHHH oh that was close
it was like a fucking brush with death
okay i'm going to chase it go
oh that's not fast enough Earl GOOOOOOO
OOH YEAH!
what a fucking awesome dude you are
oh the thing is in the middle
oh I didn't realize that oh shit ok
oh no come on ahhhhhhhh come on. at least..  I was driving over by
my own quad bike
at least die spectacularly I have to go through all of
this again why why you cause me pain
and suffering all the time that's easy ooh
that easy
oh oh oh eww eww
easy
nice oh shit I fucking made it
yes oh God I'm hearing cannon fire
Oh balls oh shit no NO
you SON OF A BITCH!!
why can't you give check points
s'a little checkpoints s'all I want s'a little one a little
 at least when I get past all this
bullshit
pppppffffffffffffffffff
Jacksepticeye's best elephant
impression........ you know what fuck you guys
Bitch judging me with those porcelain
eyes of yours I see what you're up ta
oh all my guns are gone it's fine I don't need
them
I don't need them I do however need my top half
hello anybody seen it Earl there's a
nice uhh roadkill skunk in it for you if you do it
attaboy Earl what are you doing is
this some sort of weird new fuckin
tactic that you got going on
not sure I'm into it buddy but you know
what if it gets you to sleep at night
who am I to judge ahhhhh
**farting noises**
got it got it got got it did it
YES
don't die in fact AHHH dying is high on my
list of priorities not to do
you know how I was saying I wouldn't want to die
yeah oooooh Jesus
Oh I'm doing it I'm do.. we're doing it
YES Now I know why there were no fucking checkpoints the level was like
like two seconds long
all the way down a hill go Earl Wooooooow  bonk God your head
can take a lot of punishment
that's useful.  in this level is called hardwood
I mean I had to pick a level call that
how could I not. how can I see something called
hardwood and not think of my little winky-do when I wake up in the mornings
wow you stop that now
clip fender bender wasn't a fender bender that was a suck n' fuck
**laughing**
the cheapest of all the prostitute jobs
OWWWWW
**laughing**
here we have the
majestic spread legged eagle flying through the air
my goal for this section
HOW! Do you have some sort of fucking dead
shot cannon shooter
OOOOOHHH! Anus is clenched teeth are gritted
I'm getting ready to MESS some fools up
yeah I'm cool enough to say fools
yeah
could I could I could I just strangle
myself with this and be done with it
is is that all... my God right imma do this
time oh God I'm pulling out the controller
sorry I didn't mean to...Ahhhh stop hitting trees
they are the trees good for you do you
like them are the trees your friends
good job Earl everyone's proud of you
buddy speed through here we go over this way
yeah over this way...... ahhh...... now
zigzag zigzag that cannon might still be
able to hit you he might still have eyes on ya
and if he does then you're fucked
but if he doesn't then
hallelujah!!  really? speed is key
oh they put in a  **laughing** oh that was only a checkpoint
it says Speed is Key!
yeah! SPEED IS KEY!!
oh I don't even know if that's in there
because of jacksepticeye or whatever
because it's a pretty common phrase but
if it is in there because of that then
thank you I love you
Oh Earl, yikes! Today I'm Mythbusters we find
out can a man dodge trees at the speed of shyte
he can but he's going to miss
objective and fuck himself up right
laser focus laser focus be one but the
game dodge those trees
Oh slow motion is the way forward slow
motion is your only man oh the slow motion ran off
oh he lost an arm what are these trees made of razors
is bulbasaur uh part of this
son of a bitch
these trees will slice your arms off the lease notice
no shoddy shoddy ah fucking christ blalalala blalala
jelly arms that's how
we're going to do it i mean i could go
super slow but do I look like a bitch
No
speed is key they told me speed is key if
I just daintily flight through like
Alice in her fucking Wonderland then I'm
not going to get anything done
I might as well just go home and stick me thumb up me arse
and spin around on it the checkpoint was
right there why was that cannon facing that
way then he suddenly went hey, there's Earl BOOOOM!!
ass bag
we are at maximum fucking thrust mr.
Sulu
yes yes yes why did you spin out oh we
lost speed and momentum mayday go yes oh we did it
we got through the wonderland YIKES
those some Neo matrix shit right there
uh oh **laughing**
clever girl look at these tactics they didn't
work Earl can you make your head out of
something a bit stronger than styrofoam
that would be very helpful
so this piece of bullshit I can't go head-on at
it it doesn't seem like any like timing to it
that's gonna help me so imma have to go
backwards
that was the wrong that was the right
the Wright brothers flew the first
flight ever
yes feeling good about myself now self esteem plus 1
woow good job self five okay line it up line it up
oh God I lost all my speed oh I lost all my
speed
nevermind baby all the way to fuckin
victory town
Yay! Vonderful! Vonderful Earl you did what we all expected you to do
you did exactly what you were supposed to do (German accent)
flips for days Earl! Bounce down that hill you little
fat shyte
k well that does it for this episode of guts and glory i probably will come back to it
and do some of the other levels that I
missed or didn't finish and play some of the
previous levels with the ATV because
it's really fun
Earl is cool plus his little boost is awesome he doesn't do as many flips and I know those
are like some of the best shit ever
but we'll forgive him for that if he
keeps being nice to us
ok deal deal ok
but thank you guys so
much for watching this episode
if you liked it punch that like button in the face
like a boss!
And high fives all around
**whip sound x2**
but thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next video!!
yes ok ok lower oh it's the exact same I get away with that. I'm glad Jupiter is searched that much
anything got to do with space
or planets or anything like that
and there is a probe going around Jupiter
these headphones are loose if I shake my head
too much you're gonna fall off
luckily I don't disagree with anything
heavily 'cause if I had to go no no they would just
fall off
