AND SOME OF THOSE
CARROTS, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
OH, LIEUTENANT ARMSTRONG,
PLEASE, LET ME.
YOU MIGHT STRAIN
SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
HERE. THIS-THIS WAY, PLEASE.
OH, HERE'S A NICE TABLE
RIGHT OVER HERE.
HERE, LET ME GET
THIS BENCH FOR YOU.
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, HAWKEYE, YOU'RE
SO MUCH THE GENTLEMAN TODAY.
OH, THANK YOU.
BUT EVERY OTHER DAY
YOU'RE AN INCORRIGIBLE LECH.
WHY THE CHANGE?
EXCELLENT QUESTION.
LIEUTENANT ARMSTRONG,
MAY I BE FRANK?
I DOUBT IT.
IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN,
I'M SMITTEN WITH YOU.
[ Chuckling ]
OH, SINCE WHEN?
SINCE FOREVER, BUT IT'S
TAKEN ME THIS LONG TO SUMMON UP
THE COURAGE TO TELL YOU.
TODAY, MY DEAR, IS OURS.
WE'LL SHARE A LOVELY WALK
THROUGH THE MOTOR POOL,
AND THEN A ROMANTIC DINNER
FOR TWO AT "CHEZ STOCKROOM."
WELL, ACTUALLY,
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF NICE.
ALL THIS, INCLUDING
TRANSPORTATION, CAN BE YOURS...
FOR A MEASLY $10 CONTRIBUTION
TO CHARITY.
[ Laughing ]
WHAT'S SO-- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
YOU WANT ME TO PAY
TO GO OUT WITH YOU?
REMEMBER, MY SWEET,
IT'S TAX DEDUCTIBLE.
OH, THAT'S RICH. YOU MUST
REALLY THINK YOU'RE SOMETHING.
[ Laughing ]
WELL, I AM GOOD
AT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH.
LOOK, ROMEO,
I'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND
IN THE COMMANDOS.
HE LOOKS LIKE ERROL FLYNN
AND HAS MUSCLES OUT TO HERE.
IF I TOLD HIM WHAT
YOU JUST TRIED TO PULL,
HE'D RIP YOU APART
LIKE A WISHBONE.
THAT DOES IT.
I'M BREAKING OUR DATE.
[ Laughing ]
AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN.
OKAY.
