Supes Like
We are going to be watching a movie, starring a guy in a
beautiful red cape
He shoots cute little red lasers out his eyes
And I believe... he has a few more powers, so let's go ahead and watch
Oh yeah, Russel Crowe is in this
I'm Russel Crowe, you better...
you better listen to me...
wHaT ArE yOu dOinG zOD...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING...
Me...
Michael Shannon
That's Maximus he's talking too, I forgot that...
Gladius... Max... Gladius Maximus?...
no that's not right...
Gladiator.. .from...
That is some weird... that's like the Vibranium tech from Black Panther
Oh my god that's EXACTLY what it's like
Black Panther... I know where you got your ideas from now
Damn, what a shot that is
What... they have DRAGONS?
I don't remember this at all...
Weird...
four winged dragons from Avatar
They look like the bombs from...
Finding Nemo
Sorry I'm going to reference
a ton of movies
Superman's dad was a badass
God this whole intro would cost more than...
20 indie movies combined
What is that, the Death Star in the background?
You all see that?
Aw
Parent's have so much Internal...
self sacrifice
That no one talks about...
too much
Just went straight Gangsta
Oh that's why he's so angry
Or do they...
do they still have... sex... or
There's no biological need if they're all
Premade
Yeah... Kick his ass
Those eyes were like...
I'd rather have my son stay alive then...
this godforsaken planet
He like barely flinched
He just kept his eyes on
Kal
man that gash is nasty
god this a like whole short film
oh Kal-El is...
Kal, son of El
I did not know that
What are you wearing man?
Ok...
I believe you
She gave him the eyes
Man this score is just in...
Saaaaane
Hans Zimmer you...
you absolute legend
Oh I didn't even compute that
she just...
gave away her son
her
husband just died
do they get married in...
Krypton
and NOW her planet is about to...
blow to hell
So...
All the bad guys they just sentenced to prison
or whatever
they just
saved all of them and died themselves
GENIUS
Genius...
uhhhhh...
laws
Was an odd transition
He crash lands! into his fishing job
that's how you get fishing jobs
They're like...
you should be a Calvin Klein model
not
on this fishing boat with us
Clark... Eh... KAL
Kal saw Deepwater Horizon
He's like "we can save them"
If you haven't seen Deepwater Horizon btw
Watch it...
it's Awesome (American Accent)
Awesome, I'm American now
he should've kept the beard
Idk why in Justice League they CGI'd over it
they shoulda kept it
made him gangsta superman
That's the shot from the trailer
Clark's a thief
Not very Superman
Guess he's growing into it
How is
how is he the bully?
this never made sense at all
then he tells on em, like...
could they make this kid any worse
He legit thinks...
you know what, maybe you should've let
should've let
a full
bus of kids die
so you can hold onto that secret a little bit longer
Just super casually
you know what
God didn't give you powers
We found you in a...
magical spaceship
He really does look like a young Henry Cavill
I know what's going to happen to that truck
the self restraint
that's gotta be emasculating
I know he's superman but...
how did he even do that?
did he fly up to the sky and do it...
or did he do in front of everyone super speed
Amy Adams
welcome to the party
Oh...
was that him?
he's just like a...
they filmed that like he was an extra
Joe
I think they did measure D's
aaaand... she's got the biggest one
I love how they're filming this
still filming it like he's just some extra
she just fully risked her life
doing that
so he has to show... his powers
she must have a nasty scar
can he...
do it at...
10%
how does he not just...
pierce that right through her
he said that...
he said that...
as like a challenge
it's never gonna happen... ?
they made
Superman's suit in this
so perfect
his suits textured enough so it's still
alienish...
but also
could be real to earth... kind of
just a perfect mesh
gotta love good flying scenes
so he never flew?
they filmed this like...
absolute dream fulfilment
Knowing every single person on earth
would love to do this
oh... I
I forgot I was filming myself then
I was just...
I was just IN IT you know
This
this has to be one of...
the
weirdest decisions in movie history
not the writing of it
the actual
character within the movie's decision
he literally has the power of a god
his father made him just...
oh the dog did get away
no matter what he says you'd have to save him
there's already so much...
stories of him doing it
do ONE more and you'll save...
your dad
how could he be super hopeful and Superman
after doing that
that would just live in your mind
forever
he would never want to
be Superman or...
have anyone know who you are
EVER
Because then you'd be like...
I could've just done it all the way back then
and my dad would still be alive
just that little
beat
of music
so good
that makes me miss my mom
that's why Superman and Spiderman
are still
hopeful
they lost their father figure
but they still had their mom
Batman just...
NOTHING
he had Alfred
god that music was like a horror movie
holy hell
they got google translate...
on Krypton ships?
was she actually willing to...
give up the whole world
because she kind of liked him
...yes
he couldn't of found
any two better
foster parents
to just prime him as...
a potential Superman
I wonder if that priest believes him
thats...
soo... soo... soo...
so true
especially recently
that's actually really poignant
he...
he turns himself in
not
because of
the intentions of Zod
but because of the intentions of...
US
Humans
See... exactly
wow what a cool message
I like how he smirks
he knows it's kind of cheesy
Superman just flexing on em
yeah so even though he
doesn't believe in mankind
just that one person
just Lois
believing in him
was enough
for him to
be on their side
If anyone has seen Avatar The Last Airbender
this is kinda like
Aang giving himself up to Zuko
in that episode
to save the water tribe
are you kidding, she' a journalist...
her super strong
new
flirty boyfriends with her
no brainer
this is like a first date
this is why they want to take over Earth
Because
it has some color
flashback
that's where the phantom zones from?
is that...
the Lego Batman movie, there's like
'the phantom zone'
I think that's what it is
yeah just look for the one thing with color
she must be thinking...
what the hell is my life right now
he's like 'nice girl'
I'm the engineer of this whole thing
he controls stuff too?
oh he put himself... into it... (uh)
he's showing off
(surprise sneeze)
he's like "you thought we were gonna kiss?"
postpone that
see she's willing to die for him
because she a mom
I don't know if there's been
one decent chunk without music
that scream
exactly...
EXACTLY
then there's 7-Eleven
it's super emotional...
don't touch MY MOM
CRASH into 7-Eleven
like the script
he was giving a villain speech
then the hero, gets away
we have been authorised to use deadly force against these un killable beings... over
nice
hopped into IHOP
see I told you
cute little red lasers
"Brace for impact we're going in HARD"
that was like some Batman Arkham Knight fighting
just... BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
that was the best like...
look at his hair, it's still like...
perfect after all that
Superman needs
a hairwax sponsorship
Like imagine one of the earlier scenes when he's on the farm
quick little brand deal
in front of the camera
imagine how well that would sell
doesn't earn their respect until
right now
that's so cool
Supes like...
god he looks so shredded there
