-Hey, what's up guys? Dane here once again
and we're finally back with another episode of Daneboe Exposed.
Now, first off, I have to say,
thank you guys! I just hit a million subscribers,
that is awesome, you are amazing!
I wouldn't be anywhere without ya, so I love ya.
Just need to tell you that.
So, as always, the top questions were...
-Where the f--k have you been?
-First of all, what's with the swearing?
Tone it down guys, come on.
Now I was making an episode of Daneboe Exposed,
when one of you asked a question
that did something very bad.
Let's see what happened.
All right, what's the next question?
-Have you ever divided by zero?
-Nope, but let's find out what happens.
Five divided by zero,
and just hit the equal button.
[klaxon sounding]
[loud explosion]
-Daneboe Exposed!
-All right, enough of the exploding.
Let's get to the questions!
-Why is your animation so cheesy and crude?
-Hey, my animation isn't cheesy and crude.
[circus music playing]
-What is your favorite film of all time?
-Now, this may sound funny,
but it's actually the classic horror movie, The Blob.
It was one of the first movies I remember watching as a kid
and it made me want to make videos myself.
-Sausage socks, pork shirt, or bacon pants?
-Definitely bacon pants.
-Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
-Han Solo.
-Ninja babies or adult ninjas?
-Definitely... ninja babies!
[sniffs] Somebody needs a diaper change.
-Why don't we have Ninja Baby Exposed?
-You want to know why?
'Cause this is all it would be.
-Ninja Baby Exposed!
-[crying loudly]
-What is Ninja Baby's favorite food?
-[crying and farting]
-Okay, that's enough.
-Where's my cookie?
-[mouthful]: What cookie?
-Are you the hand in Annoying Orange?
-Yes, I am.
-Hey, Daneboe! Knife!
-Huh? Aah!! [slice!]
-Burgers or hot dogs?
-I love me some burgers!
[laughs] Okay, time to settle down.
-Justin Bieber will attack you while eating broccoli.
-Wait... so am I gonna be eating the broccoli
or is he gonna be eating the-- [yells]
-Do you like classic gaming and what's your favorite game?
-Yeah, I love classic gaming.
My favorite would probably be Super Mario World.
[as Mario]: It's-a me, Mario.
[laughs]
Worst impression ever.
-Why do people ask so many stupid questions?
-There's no such thing as stupid questions,
only stupid answers.
Wait.
-Can you surf on rainbows?
-Absolutely.
Whoa! It's a double Daneboe rainbow!
-(Marshmallow) Yay!
-What's the longest length your hair has been?
-I actually used to have really long hair at one time.
It went down to the middle of my back.
Ah, the Metalhead days.
-What's your favorite thing in the whole world?
-Cuddles.
-Dogs or cats?
-Cuddles.
-Family Guy or Simpsons?
-Cuddles.
-What is the meaning of life?
-Definitely Cuddles.
-Do you want to hit Bobjenz in the face?
-Nah, but I do want him to get his arm ripped off.
-Cool! I'm in a Jurassic forest!
[screams, dinosaur roars]
-Which brings me to my last segment called
Sketchies vs. Sketchies!
Now, if you haven't watched Sketchies yet,
they are a new video series that Bobjenz,
Aaron Massey, and I started doing.
Uh, they are videos that you would normally see on my channel.
They're short, they're fun,
they got crazy visual effects.
Here's what I want you to do.
Click on both of 'em, bam, bam.
Go watch 'em, come back here,
let me know which one you liked more in the comments below,
and the best answer will win a T-shirt. How 'bout that?
So that does it for this episode of Daneboe Exposed.
As always, leave me more questions in the comment area below
and, I promise, I will do these more, I will.
And, as always, say no to drugs,
say yes to jumping!
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
