Chapter 1:
Hbomberguy: Popular talky thinky man Philo-sophy Tube.
Philosophy Tube: Horrifying aliens who kill men for sport...
...and the Predator,
wanna fuck the Queen
through a complex medical procedure known as wanking.
Hbomberguy: But you are a piece of meat...
I...
*unbuckles*
*unzips*
Oh, I'm supposed to fuck this burger...
*Hbomberguy provides a flawless rendition of the McDonalds theme song*
Chapter 2:
FREE YOUR SKIN
Hbomberguy: If you haven't heard of Ben Shapiro,
then your YouTube recommendations bar has glitched out. Shapiro is
the lord of semen
who's very popular with
FUCKING AQUAMAN!
Chapter 3:
Killing all white men on sight.
And now you're talking MY LANGUAGE!
Let's take society back for the people, comrade!
The only way we know how!
Cultural MARXISM!
It's actually pronounced GUILLOTINE!
*National anthem of the USSR plays*
they're fucking commulists
*glorious people's anthem continues*
