Daniel. 
What's going on?
We should probably address my hair, yeah.
Yeah this is what my head looks like now.
which I'm seeing on a screen for the first time
Graham: Don't look.
(laughter)
I'm filming Frankenstein at the moment
and I'm playing Igor and this is what Igor's hair looks like
G: but that's not your hair, is it?
No, it's extensions.
Look at Mary, she's all over it like a rash.
(laughter)
She's in there...look at her grooming him like a monkey
She was like "Hmm..."
We had a little of a play around backstage actually
Harry Hill: Can we change the subject please?
(laughter)
You've had this extraordinary career you know
I mentioned the Oscars in the introduction and things
but Harry Potter, weirdly
(applause)
but that did sort of change your life in a way
Well yes a lot of very small people kind of
is saying hello to me
and that was nice
(laughter)
and there's a whole different lot of people
but also so (stammering) they only know you for that one thing?
like you've never existed before
No I never had.
(laughter)
except one kid once said to me
He said "Were you...
...were you really a cat?"
(laughter)
and I heard myself saying
"Just pull yourself together."
(laughter)
How could I have been [a cat]? Anyway...
(laughter)
Ralph you hate prosthetics and things don't you?
I didn't love them, no
but don't you like, you choose jobs to avoid them?
After Voldermort I did.
I have, yeah, yeah
Cos how much of that is prosthetics on Voldemort?
Actually to be honest on Voldemort not so much
A lot of painting and...
Tracey Ullman: Oy oy oy
The teeth, the eyes...
(laughter)
more or less it seems to me yea...
The latex around the eyes, that's nightmare!
They shaved the beard off right?
yea uh that's a good look
(chuckling)
But wasn't there a moment when you kind of knew the Voldemort look was working when you're on set?
Yea I passed by the script supervisor,
who has a little boy, he was on set
Graham: his son maybe?
her, her son
like, 4, 5 years old
Anyway I passed by this little child
and I just looked at this boy
he just burst into tears
(laughter)
We can't talk about your career without mentioning Harry Potter
cos you were so! (stammering in awe) you were fant...lots of different...
(applause over whatever Graham was stammering on about)
Anyone approach you after Harry Potter?
that, people, you know, they're funny because they actually get really scared
in fact I was walking down Hampstead Street and somebody actually just screamed
like "AAHHHH!!!"
you know really really scared and you go...
and then there are young children who are scared of me
yup they're scared of me, when it come down to it
but sometimes it's quite useful...I got a wand at home
so when Billy brings, my son, he brings kids who I don't particularly like
I just take the wand
Or they're not being particularly good. Take the wand out and they suddenly, you know
and Halloween presumably trick-or-treating, people just run away from your house screaming
"oh my god, so good!"
it's amazing
it's the one time we don't have to dress up
and just sort of blend in
(laughter)
I think I ought to just...
I know you gotta put it away
just pull it back
it's like trying to talk to Oz like it's yea...
it's very soft isn't it?
Thank you, it's real dead human beings hair
(laughter)
is it yours?
no it's from I assume, a dead person
or a person who donated their hair
Mary: or someone just had their hair cut off
Graham: It was found on the floor.
(laughter)
Did you see Mamma Mia? He was very good in Mamma Mia. Did you see that?
Miriam: It was a dreadful film.
(laughter)
Did you think that was a good film?
Dominic: Can't possibly say, no
50 cent: I got you know, shot nine times, but it was one time
and I just didn't see the person coming
or I would've avoided it
Graham: Yes you would.
You would.
I got hit a few...
Most of them in the legs, like it hit my hand
in the face so like
a fragment, a portion of it is in my tongue
so it kind of changes the way I speak a little bit
Graham: What, is it still in your tongue?
Julie: Can we see it?
Yeah it's great for oral sex
is it?
(laughter)
Graham: Good to know.
Kate: Make sure you keep that bit in the show.
Graham: Let me just make a note of that.
uh yea
I'm a better man now
Graham: But is there like a lump can you see it?
yea
Julie: let's have a feel, 50
no I don't...
I've washed my hands
you gotta put your finger in my mouth huh?
no stop it
Oh I'd better not had I?
Graham: No go and have a look have a look see if you can find
I'll just have a look
I need a napkin
Has anyone got a tissue?
oh yea I can feel it
People want a picture of Daniel
and you know you think "I'm never gonna meet Daniel Radcliffe"
Don't worry
because...have you seen this?
you, you like the Internet
Have you seen this thing on Reddit?
Uh I've been made aware of this
I think, is this time travelling me?
Yea the Daniel Radcliffe time traveller
So what are these, is people post old photographs and...
Daniel to James: I look like every one in here
you really do
So people post old photographs and then you have to scan them
v e r y carefully
to see if you can manage to spot
who in the photograph looks like Daniel Radcliffe
so can you spot Daniel Radcliffe time traveller
in this picture?
there you go!
got him!
The next one, the next one's easier because
there are 3 people, can you see which of the 3 people
is Daniel Radcliffe time traveller?
James: That's really like you man
Dan: That really is like...
Graham: That is you!
Pictures of me particularly when I was younger like
that's very very very close to how I...
If Daniel Radcliffe ever went on Who Do You Think You Are?
at some point, surely, this photograph will come up
(laughter)
I'm guessing you don't sugarcoat things
you get starstruck when you meet people?
Miriam Margolyes: I do sometimes
I remember when I was young
and I met Laurence Olivier
that was uh I I
I used to collect autographs at the stage door
and uh he came out
and I remember s o distinctly
that I started to cream in my knickers
I could feel it
that is true
you know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean
wherever we thought that story was going
I honestly don't think I've ever been more uncomfortable in my life
(laughter)
