*WAPOOSH!* (Wade) Okay, I am really hungry, can we stop talking about food?
(Bob): Hawwt pocket.
(Jack):HOT POCKET, HAWWWT POCKET
 
(Mark and Bob laughing)
(Jack) I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! Who's- Bob's first.
(Bob) Uhhh
(Bob) sorry...
(Bob uses a +4 Color card. He changes the color to Green)
(Mark) Ha, come on Bob!
(Wade) Wooow! Screwing Mark from the start!
(Mark) That's a little- I don-  Oh..
(Bob) Why did I pick that? That's not what I wanted!
(Jack laughing)
(Jack) From green to green!
(SepticEyeSam): I heard my color? No? Okay.
(Bob) I thought I got a different one!
(Mark) Wait, why does it say 'Challenge or Decline'? What does-
(Wade) Because if- if you think you can play one then-
(Bob) Ha, ha!
(Mark) Wh-whoops
(+6 Cards to mark)
(Bob) +6 cards?!?!
(Jack) What? (Mark) God dammit!
(Jack) What? What happened?
(Mark) I didn't know what that did!
(Wade) Mark- He challenged Bob's plus 4, thinking he had a green and lost, so Mark had to draw- what..?
(Bob Wheezing)
(Bob and Jack laughing)
(Wade) Are you kidding me? Why blue?
(laughter continues)
(Wade) OH GAWWWWD!!!
(Mark) I- Wha- I tried to do-
(Mark) I was trying to do something. What the fuck Is this game!?
(Bob) You got Uno? Woow, you fuckin' suck...
(groaning)
(Jack) It's Uno, Bro!
(Jack) Hey, I'm winning-
(Wade to Mark) Now you get to play.
(Jack) I'm winning for a brief second.
(Mark) This is a bunch of bullshit!
(Mark skips Jack)
(Wade) Now you skipped Jack.
(Bob laughing)
(Jack) FUCK! (Wade) I will- skip Bob!
(Wade skips Bob)
(Jack, laughing) Come on!
(Wade giggling)
(Mark) Uhh, I will skip Jack!
(Mark skips Jack, again.)
(Jack) FUCK YOU!
(Bob and Mark laughing)
(Wade) I will... take Jack's hand.
(Wade uses a 7, which can be used to switch hands with someone. He switches hands with Jack.)
(Bob) Oh! I forgot about that shit.(Jack) What!?
(Mark) Oh yeah?!
(Bob) I will... take Wade's hand.
(Wade) Nooooooo!
(Bob takes Wade's hand)
(Jack) Ok! This is different Uno than I'm used to...
(Jack) This is fuckin' weird.
(Mark) I will take Bob...take-B- *stuttering*
(Mark) What the fuck does that mean?
(Mark... Mark takes... Hurry up!)
(Jack & Bob laughing)
(Wade) Press an arrow!
(Mark) But-? Oh Okay! Alright! I didn't know how to pick!
(Mark takes Bob's hand. Finally!)
(Jack) Uhmm... I will do...
(Wade) Now Jack can play a seven and take it back.
(Everyone laughing)
(Jack takes his hand back and cradles it in his hands.)
(Mark) Jesus Christ!
(more laughing)
(Jack) Thank you!
(Bob) What a clusterfuck!
(Wade) Well I wa-
(Jack, laughing) NoOOoo!
(Wade takes Mark's hand. So many sevens!)
(Jack) Come the fuck on!
(Wade is laughing, close to tears)
(Bob) Oh, Crimeneys.
(Wade) Oh, my god.
(Jack) Please play a seven.
(Mark) Oh boy.
(Bob) I-I don't know what I would...(Jack) You have three seconds...
(Bob) ...I would play a seven, I want to!
(Bob reverses turns.)
(Wade) My turn! There you go Jack.
(Mark) He's gonna play a se- oh I thought he was gonna play that seven I had.
(Wade gives two cards to Jack)
(Jack) Ah, fuck You!
(Wade) It`s the only green I had.
(Jack) What a fuckin' lame-o.
(Mark) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Bob) Hey welcome to the last Jack, it's the best.
(Mark) Bap...
(Mark) A normal card! bet ya didn't expect that!
(Jack) Wait...Wh-Wh-What's jump in?
(Jack) It keeps saying like... (Wade) I-If you have a green eight you can press it and 'jump in'... you'd click on it.
(Jack) Ah, fucking tits, I didn't know that!
(Mark) Yeah, I tried to do that and it didn't work.
(Wade) It's alright. Here, I'll give you another chance.
(Wade plays the Multi +4, giving him a chance to change colors and give four cards to Jack.)
(Bob) Dick...
(Bob) Not blue!
(Wade) I had to draw! It's not like I wanted to...
(Jack) Uhhh, I dunno what this is: "Challenge" or "Decline". What do I do?
(Bob) You-You've got nothing to lose! (Mark & Bob) Challenge it! Challenge it! (Jack) Oh, shit I didn't. I declined. Fuck!
(Mark still yelling "Challenge it!")
(Wade) It's probably for the best, 'cause you would've lost.
(Mark) Fuckin' loser.
(Mark) lOoSeeR
(Mark) LoOOsER
(Wade) You watched me draw those cards!
(Jack) I don't know what's happening!
(Jack) I went from first to last, r-very quick! *chuckle*
(Everyone else laughs) (Jack) Well, Mark's- Mark's catchin' up.
(Mark) God dammit! (everyone else laughs)
(Bob has a laughing fit) (Jack) I like this game!
Time Skip
(Bob) Play a 'Draw 2', Jack. You can do it!
(Adding to Bob and Wade's Draw Two cards, Jack makes Mark draw six cards.)
(Wade) YEAH! Marks gonna Draw 6!
(Jack laughing) Holy shi-
(Mark) No I'm not!
(Mark adds a +2 to the pile, thwarting everyone's plans and presumable making Bob draw eight.)
(Wade) Oh my god!
(Jack) Oh no! (Bob) Fuck me...
(Jack) Steamrolled!
(Mark laughing maniacally)
(Wade) Alright well...
(Mark finishes laughing)
(Jack) Heh heh heh...
(Wade) Oh no...
(Jack) This is fun!
(Mark) Oh yeah.
(Wade) No!
(Mark) Oh yeah!
(Wade) NO! (Jack chuckles)
(Mark) OH yeah!
(Wade) NOOO!!!!! (Bob dies) (Jack) Keep it rolling!
(Jack) Keep it going!
(Everyone but Wade laughs)
(Bob) I like how quickly everyone opinion shifts like-
(before) ThIS FucKIn' sUCk-
(after) Oh hey, this is fun!
(Jack) Aww!
(Wade continuing opinion rant) Heeey-
(Mark) skipped ya right over Jack, skipped ya right over.
(Jack) What a dickhole...
(Jack) I didn't have anything to jump in.
(Bob) You know what though?
(Jack laughing)
(Bob) I'm just gonna...
(Bob steals Mark's hand.)
(Mark) OH NO!
(Jack laughing)
(Bob laughing)
(Jack) Aww... (Wade) Tee hee.
(Wade steals Mark's hand from Bob.)
(Jack) Tee hee! (Bob) Noo!
(Mark) Eat shit Bob!
(Bob) That was only a 1 card upgrade for you *chuckle*
(Wade) I know, that was kind of a waste!
(Bob laughing)
(Wade) Ohhh.
(Bob) Ahh nice.
(Mark) Do it! Bail him!
(Jack changes color to Green and gives mark +4 cards. Yay?)
(Jack) Got 'em!
(Jack) Did I do good?
(Bob laughing)
(Mark grunts)
(Wade) Maybe.
(Jack) Please tell me you have to draw cards.
(Bob) Now he has to decide whether to challenge; No?
(Mark challenges Jack, Mark wins, giving Jack the +4 cards instead.)
(Mark) Aaayyyy!!!
(Wade) Ooohhh!
(Jack) FUCK!
(Mark) OOOH EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT!
(Bob laughing) WoOow
(Jack) I don't get- (Mark) I don't know what the fuck happened!
(Jack) Yeah! What does that do; What is that? *chuckle*
(Bob) You could-
(Wade) Because you played a wild card and he challenged it and won.
(Jack) But challenged how? Wh-What did he challenge?
(Wade) Jack, if you-
(Bob) If you can play a card that's not a wild, and you play a wild and he challenges you, then you lose the challenge and you draw the cards.
(Bob) So you had a card you could've played aside from the wild.
(Mark) Aha! Eat shit!
(Jack) Ooohhhh okay.
(Bob) The fuck?
(Bob) Wh-Why is it back to me? I don't understand what happened.
(Mark) I jumped in. (Wade) Mark jumped in!
(Mark) I jumped in.
(Jack) Wade, now it's your turn.
(Wade) Well you fuckin' suck.
(Mark) Aha!
(Jack) Man, Uno is fuckin' savage.
(Mark and Wade) Yeah.
(Mark) Fuckin' wow.
(Wade) That's like the first normal card I've gotten to play in a while.
(Wade, sounding dissapointed/suprised) Oh.
(Jack gives Mark +2 cards.)
(Mark) No! (Jack) Heh heh, "oh". (Wade) Oh no OH NO-
(Mark) Nooo! (Wade) Okay thank god! Thank god jeez!
(Jack laughing)
(Wade) Aw fuck AW SHIT! (Bob giggles)
(Jack) Fuckin' power stack.
(Wade) No dont! Nooo!
(Bob changes color to Yellow)
(Bob laughing like Krusty the Clown)
(Bob) Nooo... (Wade) Okay
(Mark) Booo!
(Bob) Booooo!
(Jack) -per dooper.
Time Skip
(Jack) Uhhh, titty titty titties.
(Jack) Umm, this one.
(Jack reverses turns. REVERSE, REVERSE!)
(Bob) Ah no!
(Wade) No no no, after you.
(Wade nope.avi's the turns right back where they belong.)
(Jack) Aw shit tits.
(Bob and Wade chuckling) (Jack) Uhh, sorry sir, after YOU.
(Jack reverses turns again, with the power of two reverses.)
(Everyone laughing)
(Jack) You sprung my trap card!
(Mark) Ahaaa...
(Bob) Oh NO MARK, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!? ;-;
(Mark) Ah, because I hate you that's why!!
(Jack skips Wade's turn.)
(Wade) Noooo!!!
(Jack and Mark laughing)
(Bob) Alright, I got a plan. I got a plan boys.
(Bob uses a zero card. It switches all the hands to the left once.)
(Wade) Oh NO!
(Bob) Yaaaaay! (Wade) NO! (Jack) WHAT!?
(Mark) Oh, interesting. Interesting...
(Wade) Zeros make us all rotate our hands.
(Jack) Ah ffffffffffuck..! (Mark) Oh I don't know what I did but I jumped into-
(Bob) What the fuck..?
(Mark) I jumped into myself. ^^
(Everyone talking)
(Mark) uUgh
(Jack) Oh god... (Bob) How about this color?
(Bob changes the colors to Jarate/Yellow color.)
(Wade) This is terrible...
(Mark) I can't do that color! (Jack) Eh heh
(Mark) Oh ye-yes I can (Bob) Oh gawd
(Mark, lightly chuckling.) There we go. ^*^
(Jack) Do it again!   
(Jack embraces the power of the Reverse side.)
 (Wade) I have a serious problem...-.-
(Wade) I have a serious problem with this hand.;-;
(Jack) Hehe
(Mark) Fuck you man I WAS GONNA DO THAAT! Oh there we go :P
(Jack) Im still losing though; fuck!
(Mark) hehe
(Wade) No dont jump in; make Bob play his card!
(Jack) Hehehe
(Bob) Oh fucks sake
(Jack laughing)
(Mark) Oh I gotta draw cards again fucking asshole-
(Jack) Its just you and me buddy lets keep this going
(Mark) Fuck you fuck you fuck you
(Mark) TAKE SOME OF THIS!
(Mark uses a +4 change color card.)
(Bob) Ah shit fuck-
(Wade) OHHHH
(Mark) Fuckin' BoOb I dont know-
(Bob) Oh wow really?
(Mark changes the color... to the color... *sigh* How much am I getting paid for this?)
(Wade) Why would you make it the same color!? (laughing)
(Bob laughing) (Jack) You just made it yellow again xD
(Mark) I just felt like it (giggles)
(Bob) oh god, alright
(Bob) Thats cool, thats fine I guess.
(Jack) *sighs*
(Mark) Hehehe
(Bob) AhAa!!
(Bob) Nooo!
(Jack) Fuck...
(Wade) Blue!
(Jack) Ahhhhh, that works.
(Wade) Yea
(Mark) Uhhh, boobity boop uh jump uh da in
(All the ones. All of them.)
(Bob) Ah fucks sake
(Jack) *bubble voice* hehe jump in on self!
(Bob) I hate all of you.
(Mark) Yump myself
(Mark) Aha!
(Jack) This is fun!
(Bob) Oh c'mon!
(Jack) I can see why- (Bob) Oh no c'mon!!
(Jack) YES
(Bob) NO DON'T DO IT LIKE THAT-
(Bob) Yeah look at that! Fuck you guys; no fuck you!
(Bob changes all hands to the right.)
(Wade) Oh! NOO! NOOO! Oh god why!?
(Mark and Bob laughing)
(Jack) NOOO
(Jack) Oh wait, I have less cards now; I'm good :D
(Jack, crying/laughing) NOOO! NOOOO!! ;0;
(Wade shifts all hands to the right again. REEEEEEEE!)
(Wade) Everythings coming up good for Bob, man; damn...
(Jack) Ughhh you guys can...suck the inside of my rectum
(Mark) Uhhh I'd rather not
(Mark) Hey! I'll draw
(Jack) Ah shit I could've
(Wade): You had another zero Jack!
(Jack):FFFUUUCK!
(Mark):Habam!
(Bob): Ah, I've got one'a thems.
(Wade): ooh, I've got one'a these!
(Wade skips Jack)
