it everyone's worst nightmare: you're
hanging out with a few friends a few
acquaintances and everything's going
swimmingly
suddenly someone brings up film. Well,
your a film guy!  I mean,
you like Tarantino, you like
Scorsese even did term paper on
A Clockwork Orange
YOU can appreciate a good film, but for some reason every single movie and director
these guys are coming up with
you've never heard of.  You can't stop
thinking about that Seth Rogen movie you
saw last week because it made you happy
and it made you laugh and there's nothing wrong with that, 
but it doesn't seem to fit in this conversation,
so you feel frustrated and excluded.  You
resort to name calling you call them
a bunch of hipsters! Well, take a step back
I know how you feel but consider this
your favorite directors quentin
tarantino
he's great but his entire style came from
the accumulation of all the films that he's seen
over the years and they were not
just hollywood film they weren't even big time autuer films.
a lot of the films that he pays homage to
to it his movies
are exploitation films blaxploitation
films
all sorts of paracinema which is another
term for movies outside of Hollywood
outside of the mainstream.
That's what makes Quentin Tarantino's feel so well-rounded
and so spectacular.  You don't have to watch these movies understand it but you know what...
 
now, I didn't say liking obscure 780 smarter
that's just not true.  You don't have to like
you but knowing about it...
you come out these art snobs and really
give them a good argument
and think about this, the next time some art school snob comes up to you all
"Yes, my favorite director is 
Alex-andro Jord-orow-sky
and I like Michael he-ne-key as well,"
you could say, "Gee, I never heard of those,
but I have heard of Alexandro Jodorovsky and Michael Haneke
Next time pronounce it right, ya jerk!
And then you go off and watch Seth Rogen 'cause
that's what makes you happy and you
should watch what makes you happy.
That's what I do!  I watch movies from
yesterday today
I watch old, new, black and blue. I watch
movies, man.
I love watching movies that I hate and I
love watching movies that I love
and I would love to share the knowledge
that I get from these movies with you
and maybe we can agree on stuff disagree
on stuff.  It's gonna be a wild ride!
and since I have it all kinda' jammed in my cranium,
I can just unleash this information on you without doing those crazy YouTube cuts
Why does everyone do those crazy YouTube cute? and why do they always talk really fast with each
sentence
but then they just cut in between every sentence, or at least at the start of every sentence.
I mean (ducks quacking)
They try to fake consistency, 
They cut with each sentence.  It's almost like they're faking it.
they have to edit everything.
It's almost like faking that they have all the ideas in their head (love is a lie love is a lie)
(love is a lie love is a live) and why do they always talk fast with each sentence?
The world is a lie; I don't even know what I'm talking about
YouTube keeps cutting.  How can you even fall for this?
 
I'll see you in October when I post my videos. 
Bye
