(dramatic music)
- Moon is going, she's leaving.
Where you going, Moon?
- [Moon] Home.
- She's going off to Austria for a week.
Just me and Digby.
Digby, it's just me and you for a week.
- [Voice Sample] Nope.
(laughter)
- [Thomas] Forgot my Pepsi.
- [Moon] How're you going to
survive a week without me, Thomas?
- What d'you mean?
- Going to be alone for a whole week.
- Easy.
- [Moon] What d'you mean, "Easy"?
- Going to eat my food, and
give Digby food, and
and drink stuff.
- [Moon] How're you going
to keep the house clean?
- Yeah, I...
just, put hoover around a bit of something
every now and again.
- [Moon] You don't even
know where the hoover is.
- It's going to be easy.
You wait. You wait and see.
Dropped Moon off. Moon is gone.
She's gone.
I wasn't going to like, record
that, 'cause that's weird.
A weird little personal situation.
I'm at the services.
I'm pulled over at the service station.
Just quickly, I'm nipping in
'cause I'm going to pee myself bro.
Better get Burger King while I'm here.
Better get a weeks worth of Burger King.
I need a week's worth of Burger King,
just in case.
Just in case.
So I don't perish.
Me and Digby's home, and...
What do I do?
What we going to do, Digby?
What we going to do?
(laughter)
I could play some Xbox.
Oh, what do I do now?
I've done that, I've done everything.
I've played Xbox.
I've done everything.
What is there to do?
There's nothing to do.
I mean, I'm getting hungry.
Shall we get something to eat?
Yeah?
I got this.
I got this.
Your boy got this.
This can't be hard.
Just throw some stuff in the oven.
Smash some stuff in a bowl.
Done.
Easy job.
Easy job.
(beeps from oven)
What's all this?
What's that?
What's the flower?
What's the flower?
What does that symbol mean?
I can't turn the oven on.
Moon.
You keep telling me how to turn
the oven on before you left.
You told me how to work the dish washer.
You didn't tell me how to work the oven.
(exclamation)
Just smash that on there.
Hot sauce.
Done.
This living alone thing, easy.
Easy.
Making my own food?
Easy.
(fire alarm blaring)
Stop it now!
It's the toast!
It's the toast!
Ugh.
Oh god.
Can't even make toast!
I can't believe what's happened.
I honestly, I can't
believe what's happened.
I can't believe what I've done.
It was a mistake.
I don't know why.
I've just, I've just walked
here into the kitchen, right?
I walked in...
(breathing in heavily)
I could smell something, like bad.
Like rotten.
So I come over here, came to the bins.
Yeah.
No, don't smell.
Nothing smells, it's all right.
And then I looked up, and
the fridge was like this.
It was like slightly open.
I left the fridge open
all night by mistake.
Last night, I got a can
from here at the top
and I didn't shut the thing properly.
It's been like that all
night and stuff has gone off.
(breathing in heavily)
I don't know why it...
They don't look very healthy.
Gone like, all wrinkly and stuff.
And that one as well.
Ugh.
What's happened there?
Ew... ew look at that.
Yogurt stinks.
It's gone all weird.
Oh, and the mayonnaise.
Oh no.
And the cream cheese!
Oh, it's got mold in it!
Bit of mold there.
What am I going to do for food now?
It's all gone disgusting.
I can't believe this!
Why!
Why!
Oh no.
I cannot let Moon think
she's right, that I need her.
I need her to survive.
I got to do something about this.
(hoovering)
(grunting)
No.
Where is it?
The battery.
The battery for this hoover.
The battery thing is gone.
I mean it's dead.
The battery is dead and I can't find
the charger for it anywhere.
Where has Moon put the charger?
I've looked everywhere.
I've looked under the stairs.
I've looked in the garage.
I've looked upstairs.
I've looked in the kitchen.
Where, Moon where would
you keep a charger battery
cable thing for the battery of the hoover?
I don't even know what I'm saying!
Ah no, I can't ring and ask her
'cause she's going to
know that she's winning.
And I can't let her know that I need her.
Oh god.
I've not even got any junk food left.
Look.
Empty.
Ooh.
A Jolly Rancher.
I'm running out of food.
I've eaten everything.
I've eaten everything,
and I've thrown some stuff
away from the fridge
incident the other day.
And the toast.
I burnt the toast.
I wasted two slices of
bread, needed more bread
and then I only had one left.
And oh my god, look at this!
Look at this.
I had to throw everything away.
I had to throw the milk
away, the mayo, the eggs.
I've had to throw our
cranberry yogurts and stuff.
I've eaten these things.
I've got two cans left.
It's not looking good boys,
it's not looking good.
(ringing)
What's that?
Oh.
I've got no food.
I mean Moon left me
with, I think 12 pounds.
She had it in her wo... uh
pu... I can't even talk!
Moon left me 12 pounds.
She said, "You could get a
takeaway with this in cash."
So I've got a takeaway for tonight,
but we've still got some
days left until Moon's back.
I've got two cans left.
I'm going to have to actually...
I'm going to have to drink water.
But I got to eat food.
I got to eat food.
I'll keep you updated.
I hope Moon don't watch this video.
Moon, don't watch this video.
All right so, I'm just sat here,
all right, I'm bored.
Not eaten.
I've just sat here bored, not
eating and I've had an idea
for, you know what?
While Moon's not here,
I'm going to get a tattoo.
I'm going to get a tattoo!
I've wanted one since I'm 18.
Moon always tries to talk me out of it,
so you know what?
I'm going to get a tattoo
while she's not here.
I'm not just going to...
I'm not just going to
do what like the normal person
does and just get a tattoo.
What I'm going to do
is I'm going to ask Snoop
Dogg what tattoo I should get.
I've sent him a message
pretending to be Moon.
I don't know why,
I just thought he might
be more likely to reply.
So this is what I wrote.
I put, "Hello, my boyfriend
keeps going on and on
about getting a tattoo.
But he can't decide what
of, and where to put it.
I'm sure if you suggest something,
he will probably go for it
and I can finally get
some peace and quiet."
And then I put in brackets,
"Obviously, not on the face.
From, Moon."
Oh, I'm so excited.
This is going to be...
Imagine if he replies.
Imagine if he replies!
I've got to do it.
I've got to do it, then.
Oh my god.
I'll keep you updated!
I'll let you know.
He's replied.
Snoop Dogg has replied.
I was just going to say,
I was just about to go
upstairs and my phone bleeped.
I look at it...
Snoop Dogg replied!
This is the first time I'm seeing this.
I'm going to react to it with you.
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
- I like that idea about getting a tattoo,
but you ain't putting it
on your mother 'n face.
Now what you need to do,
is get a tattoo on your arm or something,
of somebody that you really love.
Or somebody that means something to you.
(beep)
- Did you hear that but...
Did you hear that bleep noise?
Play it again.
Play the bleep noise again.
- Somebody that means something to you.
(beep)
- Snoop Dogg.
Your fire alarm is low on batteries.
We all know that bleep means
your fire alarm is low on batteries.
We worry about you bro.
Let's carry on.
- Or an animal that you like.
Or a superhero.
Get Snoop Dogg on your mother 'n arm.
Anything other than on your face.
Oh yeah, Moon loves you.
The stars, the moons,
and the tattoos.
- I don't know what that last bit was.
It was a nice little song there.
Thank you Snoop.
Snoop Dogg.
I like the little jingle
you did there at the end.
Someone you love.
An animal you love.
A super hero, or Snoop Dogg.
These are my options.
I know there's usually
months of waiting list.
Where's my phone?
I know there's usually like,
it takes months to get booked in,
but I know a guy.
I know a guy and he might be
able to get me booked in quick.
Yo, what's good bro?
How you doing?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good.
I've got a favor to ask.
I want a tattoo.
And yeah, it's my first one.
I've not got one yet.
It's my first tattoo, yeah.
I want...
I know you're the guy.
You can get me in quick.
Can you squeeze me in like,
after hours or something tomorrow?
Beautiful.
Oh, that is great.
That's awesome.
Nice one.
I'll see you to...
It's not a big one.
It'll only take you a couple of hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that's it.
All right.
Nice one.
Right.
Thank you very much.
I will see you tomorrow.
All right, cheers.
Buh bye.
I'm booked in tomorrow.
I'm booked in tomorrow.
Moon is going to freak!
Here we go baby.
Here we go.
We are here.
This is it.
Tattoo place.
Alright, so I was hoping
to record more here
in the tattoo place,
but they had music blasting
and I don't want to be copyrighted.
You know what I'm sayin' bro?
You know what I'm sayin' bruh?
Ha ha.
I'm just going to have to do this
as like 1 big cinematic part.
En
joy.
(upbeat music)
It's happenin'.
(upbeat music)
Oh, your boy's tatted.
I'm in the tat crew.
My first one.
I understand, I full out
going to get a lot more.
I couldn't film in there,
'cause music was playing.
It's like a scratch feeling.
I thought it was going to
be a lot worse than it was.
I want some food.
I'm poorly, I'm ill, I'm...
I'm not ill.
It hurts a bit.
I don't know.
I want Taco Bell.
Let's go get Taco Bell.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
I'm inked, bruh, I'm a thug.
I'm a thug.
They got music playing.
Everywhere I go, they got music playing.
If you're a YouTuber...
No, if you've got some place
you don't want a YouTuber to film,
just put music on.
You'll scare us all away.
(eating noises)
I'm not looking forward to telling Moon.
(laughter)
All right, here we go.
I'm a bit low down, about to
put the camera on the sink.
Here we go.
It's unveiling time.
Unveiling?
I think that's the word.
It's all started coming off.
Ow.
It hurts more pulling
tape off, off the hairs.
Oh, all right.
Okay, here we go.
Huh.
I'm nervous, I don't know why.
Three, two, one...
There it is!
When I stand there like that,
there it is.
It's Digby!
It's Digby from the side!
Look at his little bum cheeks.
Look at his little bum cheeks!
Yow!
Just Snoop Dogg said get a
tattoo of someone you love,
or a dog, or an animal, both,
or of Snoop Dogg!
So technically it's a dog, you know,
so I've got someone I
love, who is an animal,
and kind of like a Snoop Dogg.
(laughter)
Yes!
Ah, there's another meaning
behind why I got that
exact tattoo in that location as well.
I'm not going to bore you with that now.
Maybe I could talk about that one day,
but yeah, there we go.
I've got the tattoo.
I mean, I've been
thinking about this tattoo
for a long time.
It's just Moon always talked me out of it.
What I mean is you know,
don't rush into getting
a tattoo, you know?
I've waited over 11 years
to finally get a tattoo,
and now here I am.
I've got the tattoo.
If I'd have gotten a tattoo when I was 18,
it'd be something that I know
I wouldn't have liked now.
The idea of things I wanted then
completely changed now.
But this one's got some
meaning behind it, I guess.
So yeah, I've got, your boys got a tattoo!
Oh my god.
Oh, he's here!
It's you little Digby.
Digby look, it's you.
It's you.
Let's uh...
Let's FaceTime Moon...
and uh...
show her.
Oh no.
This is going to be the worst bit.
This is going to be harder
than getting the thing done!
Let's go.
(phone ringing)
Hello?
- Why are you filming me?
- I've got something to show ya.
- Oh no, what is it?
What is it?
(gasps)
What is that, Thomas?
What is it?
- A tattoo.
- You're joking.
I can't believe it.
I'm gone once, and you're
doing stuff like that.
Why're you doing this?
It's just... and it's
middle of the arm as well.
I'm, I'm, I'm just...
