>> THE DARK TANGENT: All right, DEF CON! We're
going to try something new. It's going to
be kind of a shocker for you. It's something
we haven't really done too often. It's called
starting on time.
(Laughter).
(Cheers).
And we've ‑‑ you are going to notice
we tightened up the closing a bit. Every year
we try to make it more compact and be sensitive
to your time. Normally it's ‑‑ it used
to be two hours. How many remember that?
Yeah.
Then it was an hour and a half. And now we're
targeting an hour. So you can get out of here
and get to the bars and hang out a little
bit more.
So we're going to try to do it in an hour.
So before we really get started, I need a
little bit of audience feedback. How many
people noticed this year, there's two things
we did to try to make things a little bit
better for people. One is five more minutes
between tracks so you don't feel so crushed
getting from room to room. Was that good?
(Cheers and Applause).
Excellent! Okay.
So we'll stick with that then, because ‑‑
did anybody really feel like 45‑minute talk
was that much shorter than ‑‑
>> Excuse me. Excuse me.
>> We have a tradition at DEF CON ‑‑
(Laughter).
And I believe we have a first‑time speaker
at DEF CON 21. A Mr.  ‑‑ what is it?
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Dark Tangent.
>> Mr. Tangent.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: I'm supposed to drink
this?
>> Yes, you are.
>> All right. To Jeff ‑‑ sorry. Mr. Tangent
is going to represent all first‑time attendees
at DEF CON. Thank you for coming.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Cheers! (Cheers and Applause).
So as I was saying ‑‑ I was saying, very
smooth. Very smooth alcohol.
(Laughter).
The finest that money can buy.
So that was one thing and how much did you
guys get into the villages. We almost doubled
the sizes of villages this year. So that was
good.
(Cheers and Applause).
So you noticed we took away space from one
of the tracks and we basically gave it to
the villages and that whole idea was how do
I break you guys into smaller sections, smaller
groups so you can spend time and make new
friends and kind of get that smaller one‑on‑one
kind of creative problem solving thing going
in. We added 20 stations to the Hardware Hacking
Villages and they were, like, filled. Next
year we will probably add another 20.
And it's ‑‑
(Applause).
So you can sort of see where this is heading.
We might actually, depending ‑‑ we might
actually have to cut a track of speaking but
instead we will add all of these other villages
an contests and things that you can participate
in. That's really where we are trying to go
with this, is to get you guys into smaller
problem solving groups and just really enjoy
it and then it will be on us when we are selecting
speeches to try to just really pick the best
speeches and that's what's happening. I'm
glad you guys are buying in on it. So very
good. Yay team!
(Applause).
So we're now going to start the closing ceremonies.
And this is a tradition we have done for a
while. We will announce all the winners of
all the various contests. We have up here
all of the black badges that get the winners
to the black badge‑rated contests into DEF
CON for life. It changes year to year what
sometimes ‑‑ what the contests are, based
on the amount of effort involved, technical
skill needed and to a large part, some are
just tradition, everybody always plays in
hacker jeopardy, and hacker jeopardy always
participates. It's also first year of the
new capture the flag organizers, legit BS.
So I think they have done a fantastic year
this year.
So we will be finding out who the winners
are. So I have got my sheet. I've got my numbers
on it and I think I have talked my five minutes.
Wait.
>> You have two more minutes.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: I have two minutes and
43 seconds. See, look! Look at that!
You know, if we get too much more organized,
we will be threatened. We will be confused
with somebody with a plan. So I'm going to
intentionally ‑‑ intentionally inject
some chaos monkey in there and throw you a
curve and not go with it.
There's a really old embarrassing picture
somebody has found up on stage.
So I want to introduce Lockheed. Remember
last year when Lockheed retired?
(Applause)
It's like, what are you doing here?
>> LOCKHEED: Yeah, because that worked out
well.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: That's right. It's a
curse and a blessing.
So I would like to introduce Lockheed, and
he's going to go through some of the items
here, and we're going to pass the torch on
a few of our staff that are retiring, like
Lockheed.
(Laughter).
So we fully expect to see them back maybe
next year and doing something else, but for
now, they are changing their main roll and
transitioning into something else. So Lockheed,
take it away.
>> LOCKHEED: All right.
(Applause)
First question, how many believe they have
survived DEF CON now?
(Applause).
I have some bad news for you, you did it wrong.
(Laughter).
First of all, I have really got to take just
a couple of minutes here. We have an amazing
staff that puts this together for you guys.
We work literally all year round to make this
happen. So I have got to call out all the
different teams. Cheryl Andulio with production,
and we have Noid, CJ, Flea with security,
keeping you guys safe and organized.
Speaker operations, who makes sure speakers
show up.
(Applause).
The network team who provides you Internet
access for the porns.
(Applause).
Contests and event for what was it 30% of
the floor space?
>> PYR0: Yeah.
>> LOCKHEED: Registration who made sure that
that long damn line moved as quick as possible!
(Cheers and Applause).
Dispatch which you guys don't see, but they
keep us organized and actually talking to
each other.
The swag guys for, you know, all the shit
you buy.
(Applause).
Info booth for providing you guys updates
to things that were wrong in the program.
(Applause).
Our Quartermaster staff for making sure that
shit arrives and gets dolled out for you guys.
The press corps for making sure the press
gets the story right.
(Applause).
The arts and entertainment crew for bringing
you guys some pretty kick ass artists who
enjoy the parties at night.
(Applause).
And, of course, Neil and Nakita for working
in Jeff's office and having to actually deal
with him on an every single day basis.
(Applause).
And how many people saw the documentary? (Cheers).
Good? You liked it? Yeah? So we definitely
have to once again thank Jason and Russ for
all of their hard work giving up their lives
for the last two years to make this happen.
(Applause).
Now, as Jeff said, we have some friends who
clearly have an active fantasy life. So we
would like to take just a few minutes to recognize
the people who believe that they are retiring.
(Laughter).
So we want to start with Zac Franken who has
run operations for the last 20 years.
Zac?
(Cheers and Applause).
>> Thank you, DEF CON! Thank you for all of
my fucking gray hair!
(Cheers and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: So just to make sure
that your excuse is you can't afford to come
back, we are making sure you can get in for
free forever. (Cheers and Applause).
Now we have done this before and it's really
heavy and it probably won't make it through
x‑ray, but we had this special plaque made
for you. You are first person to ever receive
it. Sort of lifetime achievement award. Goon
emeritus.
(Applause)
>> Thank you, DEF CON!
(Cheers and Applause)
>> THE DARK TANGENT: So we'll see you again
next year, right?
>> Yeah, I will be keeping an eye on you guys.
Thank you so much.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Well, we are not done
yet. You need to keep the time too, so you
know how long until the next CON so here's
a pocket watch. That's from the security goons.
>> This is from all the security goons, all
the red shirts who keep you safe. Thank you.
(Applause).
>> LOCKHEED: And, Zac, finally having been
to your house and having dinner and knowing
how skilled you are in the kitchen, and you
are really good at what you do back at home,
we wanted to provide you this very nice knife
set to take back with you.
(Laughter).
Now, just remember ‑‑ just remember when
you go through security at the airport, this
is a culinary art exhibition.
(Laughter).
So congratulations.
(Applause).
>> Thank you, everybody! And here's to another
20 years of DEF CON. We have seen it change
so much over the years. We have grown up as
a community, and I have to say we are fucking
awesome! So keep it up!
(Cheers and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: You may have recognized
his Mohawk and his guitar playing, but Roamer
has been a long‑time goon. One of my good
friends and as soon as I moved to Washington,
D.C., he moved to California.
(Laughter).
I don't know what's up with that.
>> ROAMER: You needed somebody to take care
of the co‑lo. Now he's five minutes from
the colo. He can swap out servers whenever
necessary.
I don't know how I really want to introduce
you. You found a niche by doing many different
things. You have done really well at every
one of them.
It feels really bad in losing them. You have
done a great job in training your staff and
promoting them. It will be left in good hands,
right? It better be because you will be back
next year, right?
>> ROAMER: Yeah, apparently this retiring
thing doesn't work exactly the way you thought
it does, but ‑‑
>> THE DARK TANGENT: So, we've got something
for you. Also probably not safe for x‑ray.
So if ‑‑ so if Zac is goon emeritus,
let's see what you are.
>> ROAMER: Goon drunkess.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Guitarus hammerus. You
are the second ever goon emeritus. Roamer
has been with us since DEF CON 7. I think
he's put in his 12 years.
>> ROAMER: A little bit.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: So you don't get one
of these black badges unless you have been
with us for at least ten. So you have just
made the cut, man. Thank you very much. It
will be really sad seeing you go.
>> ROAMER: Thanks.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Anything you want to
say?
(Applause).
>> ROAMER: The only thing I want to say is
thank you to you for, you know, all of these
years. This has been an absolute blast. I
have always done it because I love it and
I have always done it because I love you guys
and DEF CON would not be what it is without
you. So thank you all for showing up every
year and showing up. And next year let's all
drink and me not have to work.
(Applause)
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Yeah so we found this
really embarrassing picture of Noid.
(Laughter).
And if you look at the ‑‑ if you look
at the badge, I think that's a DEF CON 5 badge.
So Noid is one of a handful of people that
I have known since DEF CON 1. I think there's
Connell, the original goon medal head and
Jenner Grannick came to the first one. Not
only did he stick around for 20 years. He
put in 21 years at DEF CON. I do this presentation
and it has the VW Bug with all the people
from DEF CON 1 sticking out of the VW Beetle
and he's one of these people and the other
early pioneers. It's bittersweet to see Noid
move on. I support him. He's really revolutionized
the way we approached it.
It went from an ad hoc, hey, can you keep
an eye on things and tell me when they are
lighting the pool on fire with, you know,
floating gasoline or something.
(Laughter).
So ‑‑ you seem to put out fires pretty
quickly. Would you like to do that full‑time,
sir?
So he's done a fantastic job and you can guess
what he's getting from us.
He's emeritus number three. Anyway, it's just ‑‑
it's one of those things where it's tearful
to see you go, man. You have ‑‑ we'll
see if you come back.
(Laughter).
Thank you so much.
(Applause).
(Cheers and Applause).
>> Give it up!
(Cheers and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Uh‑oh, what is going
on back there? What is going on back there?
(Music).
(Whistling)
>> Speech! Speech!
>> So can I talk into this one? Damn!
(Laughter).
>> Are you going to cry?
>> No, I'm not going to cry.
>> First off, thank you, Jeff. Thank you.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: You're welcome.
>> And everyone else on the senior staff,
it's been a pleasure for the last 21 years.
It's amazing that I have been able to be a
part of this thing and watch it grow from,
what, 30 to 50 of us in a room to ‑‑
we have storage rooms larger than first DEF
CON room.
(Laughter).
But what I really want to say is thanks to
my team for allowing me to lead them all of
these years. And I think you all are going
to do real good under CJ, who will be replacing
me. Give it up for CJ.
(Cheers and Applause).
And, again, thank you for letting me command
for the last ‑‑ I think we have been
formalized as more than just me, since, what,
DEF CON 5 or DEF CON 2? Yeah, 2. Jesus!
Yeah. Thanks for letting me be a part of this
for as long as I have been a part of it and
I'm looking forward to whatever is next.
Also, I have two people on my team that are
retiring this year. They have both put in
well over ten years, and they have been a
critical part of the success of DEF CON security.
Luna Slud, get up here, Linda.
(Applause).
>> So with your ten plus years of service,
you guys both have earned your black badge.
You have earned your black badge!
(Cheers and Applause).
Again, thank you, everyone, for letting me
be a part of this.
And I'm sure I will probably see you at DEF
CON 22.
>> Don't go anywhere.
(Cheers and Applause).
>> Yeah, for those of you who don't know the
man, I will tell a really quick story. In
the planning for DEF CON 20, during some of
the staff meetings, Jeff asked Noid, is there
anything the security team needs? One word...
battle axes!
(Laughter).
So ‑‑
>> We're still waiting on them.
>> We give you goon caliber.
(Applause).
And it's sharp!
(Laughter).
>> I got a fucking battle ax!
>> Yes, you do.
>> Someone sweet overheard, I got a fucking
battle ax.
>> Sweet!
>> By the way, you signed this yourself.
>> Yes, yes.
>> No one told me not to.
(Laughter).
>> Would you have paid attention anyway?
>> Eh.
>> That's true.
>> Thank you.
>> I'm Sky Dog. Hi, everyone. Are we having
fun yet?
(Applause).
Watch it now, watch it.
>> I don't know what to do with it.
>> Figure it out on your own.
>> My first DEF CON was 11 years ago. This
is now my ninth year of being a goon. At year
three, I earned my goon coin. When I don't
have it in my pocket at DEF CON, it's permanently
locked in the safe. I treat it as my most
valuable possession. It's a symbol of our
brotherhood. Three years ago, I was given
a wonderful gift. I got a set of challenge
coins made for myself that I could give to
people in our community.
Outside ring of my coin contained six qualities.
Loyalty, fraternity and honor, sacrifice,
dedication, and passion. I give these away
to the people in our community who exhibit
those six qualities, and who have gone above
and beyond. You, sir, are the recipient of
number 15. Please take the coin.
(Cheers and Applause).
>> Thank you, sir.
>> You stand relieved, sir.
>> Can someone take this ax out of my hand?
(Laughter).
>> Are you really sure you want to give this
to me?
>> Could someone else take the ax?
(Laughter).
>> Noid, the team has already prepared this
watch for you which says that you will always
be our commanding officer.
>> Now here's where I get all weepy.
(Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: You might also notice
with the watch, if you take the winder it
comes out as grode and you can ‑‑ yeah.
>> Remember that tonight.
(Laughter).
>> Good luck, everybody.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Thank you.
>> Thanks.
(Applause).
(Music).
>> This is the goon theme tune.
>> LOCKHEED: All right. Well, for first time
in a very long time, I will not be presenting
the network slides. You should cheer at that
point.
(Cheers).
All right. So let me introduce Efffn who has
taken over for NOC. Louis.
>> How is it going, guys?
(Cheers).
So let's go real quick ‑‑ oh, I got ten
minutes? Seven minutes?
That's too long.
So we're going to go over some stuff about
the network team, and what we do. In case
you don't know yet, this is some of the stuff
that we do. We provide the wired infrastructure.
We've spent all week here, and supervised
things for speakers, vendors, contests, goons,
servers, because, like the media server from
Jeff is connected to the network. The wireless
network, when it's protected or not protected,
which we're going to talk about it.
(Laughter).
And the DCTV as well. So if you are watching
from your room, hello!
So what else? The timeline. I know most of
you know this already, basically the timeline
is we get here a week ‑‑ we got here
a week ago, and we do setup for three days,
very intense work for the team. We have a
very awesome team. And then once the conference
starts that's when the last‑minute requests
show up and we have to make it work, keep
it working and add some stuff to it.
So ‑‑ and tomorrow we leave. We are packing
up and we leave.
But as Steve said, we planned this all year
long, and it's not different from the network
side either, but we usually start talking
about what's going to happen in January and
around March, we already have some planning
stuff, deadlines for things and when stuff
gets red there, July, June, that's when we
have lots of calls and stuff like that.
The wired infrastructure, number one, we have
an uplink of 120 mega bits per for seconds
some say, oh, it's not that much, I have more
on than that at home. At DEF CON 14, we had
6 mega bit per second uplink. So I think we're
doing good.
And what else with you? We have ‑‑ we
use free BSD firewalls.
(Cheers).
TMX switches and a whole punch of unmanaged
switches. For the wireless stuff, we still
have the same old trustee, Aruba 6000 switch
with about 50 answer APs.
>> Louise, did you burn out any APs this years.
>> No.
>> We pegged the bandwidth, right?
>> Yes, we have a slide for that.
>> Oh, you learned well!
>> Talking about Internet traffic, as you
can see, you guys somehow ‑‑ either ‑‑
nobody here sleeps, right, but, of course
you stop using the network because you go
to the bar and the casinos.
(Laughter).
But during the party you can see, like, Saturday
night, everyone was using that.
>> Really those dips are where the network
traffic turned to lodgenet.
>> One way or another. As for the ‑‑
that was the Internet traffic. This is ‑‑
and I will go through this real quick. We
will make this available in our website, defconnetworking.com.
The interesting thing is when Jeff put his
media server on the network and was working
well and everybody was pulling stuff and we
had to apply some quality of so you didn't
break the whole network.
As for wireless statistics, this is the number
of users. So we pegged around 600 users. But
we had almost 4,000 unique MAC addresses.
We know it doesn't mean anything, right?
(Laughter).
Some stuff about statistics. We don't have,
like, an historic one for this one for number
of attacks because there were some talks about
801 attacks as well. There's better information
there for you guys.
And on the right‑hand side, you can see
the coverage. This is like the realtime coverage
of an hour ago.
We always have issues. Some of them are sort
of expected, some are unexpected. We enjoyed
this as well. So this year we should make
a T‑shirt, 801.1x vs. DEF CON secure as
MAC, the other leader of the NOC said, next
year DEF CON secure should be called DEF CON
gone wild.
(Cheers).
And I would like to thank. This is the team.
Everybody's name is there. They do an amazing
job. As I said, we do a lot of planning for
this, but there's some stuff that once we
hit the ground here, it's a lot of hard work.
This is a busy week for many people and these
people, they really put their heart and soul
and hangovers to make this work, including
in the transition phase, the retirement fail
king, Lockheed.
(Applause)
And the attempted retirement, Heather. I don't
know where Heather is. She's trying to retire
but she can't.
>> LOCKHEED: It was really interesting. Heather
was trying to hang around the NOC trying not
to do work and that OCD just kept kicking
in and she would reach over and grab something
and Sparky would slap her hand and push her
back to her chair. It happened for the last
four days.
>> Yes, she got kicked out of the NOC a few
times and I would like to thank Mac for a
lot of work that he has put in. As I said,
this is a busy week and I'm really busy as
well and once we hit the ground, he took care
of mostly everything. So Mac, thank you.
(Applause).
I would like to thank the hotel, DEF CON staff,
the AV staff at the hotel, they're amazing.
They help us out a lot.
We have a Twitter account so you can follow
us, but we're not going to be posting much
stuff until around this time next year.
But this presentation is going to go to the
DEF CON networking website. You have there
the website. Any feedback, NOC@defconnetworking.org.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Next year we are up ‑‑
>> Yeah, we are upgrading the wireless gear
for next year. So we will get more stuff.
(Cheers and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Thanks, Jeff.
>> And lastly, I have 55 seconds. I would
like to thank the random guy who showed up
in the NOC and said ‑‑ and dropped off
like, some goodies for us saying I worked
in the NOC before, it's ‑‑ nobody ‑‑
like, nobody sees you guys. Nobody knows everything.
But you make it work and you take no recognition.
This guy dropped off some stuff for us. Thank
you, whomever you are!
(Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Okay. Next up, we are
going to have Mico, you will talk about Rootz
for the DEF CON kids.
>> Thank you. If Chris and win, if you are
here, come up. We had about 300 kids and their
parents this year for Rootz DEF CON kids.
(Applause).
And the kids found over 33 new 0days this
year that we will be responsibly disclosing
to a lot of different vendors.
(Applause).
Yeah.
So we had ‑‑ we had six contests this
year. So kids, a lot of them have gone home,
but if you are still around and you are a
contest winner, you know, it go ahead and
start your way up here. I'm going to start
with the first contest we had called Sass
crack. Yeah, by a former White House executive,
Sass crack for the kids where they learned
how to break into a site that looked a lot
like Facebook and Twitter and they learned
how to break into those pretty easy. All six
kids but Sneaky McLaughlin and DCS man were
the best in that group. If you are around,
come on up.
Another contest we had that I think was absolutely
the coolest contest in the entire kids world
this year was you guys might have heard about
the Samsung Smart TV hack where some of the
researchers taught you how to turn on the
front facing camera on 150 million Samsung
TVs out there. Well, they also showed the
kids how to do it and it turns out it's really
easy to find 0days in Samsung Smart TVs. So
three of the kids found 0days within an hour.
And they will responsibly disclose these and
actually make a lot of money for them because
both Samsung and Facebook have bug bounty
programs. We showed the kids how to ‑‑
(Applause).
‑‑ submit.
And as part of that, they had to pledge, if
they were imparted with this knowledge that
they had to give one‑third of their bounty
proceeds to the ACLU or the EFF. So we also
made some money for them this year.
(Applause).
So Bryce got third place in that contest.
Bryce, if you are here, come on up.
Neil got second place and Sci‑fi got first
place. They all found 0days.
(Applause).
Bunny muffins also had a contest. We had a
scavenger hunt this year, much like the adults
have, but without the kissing or the flashing
or anything like that, obviously. And the
rainbow team won. So rainbows, come on up.
(Applause)
Sci‑fi had her contest for the third year
in a row, where she teaches all the other
kids how to find 0days in apps, and Cryptina
won, she found 27 new 0days in apps.
Chris Hadnaggy are you here to talk about
social engineering.
>> Go quick and then win.
>> I'm going, I'm going. Hey, little guys,
let me jump in front of you. Okay. So we have
no time, Bella, if you are here, come here.
They were first place winners, conner and
Tbor. This year we had a lot of help. Michele
and Amanda and the team made the CFT for kids
and we were told it was one of the best events
they ever had. They traversed all different
types of ciphers and two military trained
people shooting nerfs at their head to survive
this competition. Great job, guys. Great job.
(Applause).
Those are by the way, quad copters with hidden
cameras in them. Which by the way, that's
just freaking cool, right?
(Applause).
>> Okay, guys. We are going off stage, either
way.
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: You guys rock!
>> They rock, hmm? (Cheers and Applause).
Mass confusion.
>> This was first year of hacker jeopardy
for kids. This was awesome. I want to thank
Jeff and Nico to trust that I wasn't going
to fucking curse at any of the goddamn kids.
As a result, I certainly do owe EFF a few
dollars that I promised for each fucking word
I ‑‑ oh, never mind.
I had two great teams 7 to 12‑year‑olds
and they are better than any adult hacker
jeopardy team in history.
(Applause).
So we have already been talking about are
you smarter than a DEF CON kid. My Little
Ponies won 7‑12. They got the rewards and
prizes. If you are here, stand up. We don't
have a lot of time. 13 to 17‑year‑olds
a group called No Comment did awesome and
one word of advise for all the people that
you know are haters about what we are doing
with the kids here, have them go fuck themselves.
Bring them on. Bring the kids here! It is
awesome! They are the next generation. Thank
you!
(Cheers and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: My Little Ponies.
(Laughter).
I keep thinking of the pony awards.
Okay. We're going to talk about the fund‑raisers.
We had a lot of fund‑raising activities
happen at DEF CON and for various number of
clarities and first up, we are going to talk
about the ‑‑ let's go to the next slide,
the EFF fund raising. So Mel, do you want
to talk about that? Or have you disappeared
Mr. Mel?
>> Stealth.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: What have you done to
him?
>> He's here.
>> He's way over there.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Okay. Mel used to for
many years watched over the ‑‑ remember
the shooting game we would have and then we
would hack the shooting game and put my face
and other goons' faces in there. And then
before that the dunk tank. And they are like,
well, the shooting game is kind of getting
a little old. What should we do? Well, we
could do the dunk tank. And Mel is like, fuck
no! I'm not standing outside and burning myself.
So instead he's kind of taken on a new role,
and so when one thing ends at DEF CON, you
can never escape and I want to hand it off
to Mel to talk about the fun raising activity ‑‑
fund‑raising activities that we have had
going on and talk about the numbers that we
have generated this year. So Mel?
(Applause).
>> Okay. So we are going to ‑‑ okay.
Hey! DEF CON!
(Laughter).
Okay. So, wow, its been really busy this time,
and there's so many things going on that I
want to tell you but they said I have to keep
it short and I will try to run through it.
Okay. There were a lot ‑‑ there were
ten different organizations that were contributing
to the EFF, the summit, hack a jar is going
to come up here and talk about that. They
are doing an awesome job. I won't give their
number. I promised I wouldn't do that.
But there are other, the Mohawks. Any of you
got Mohawks this time? Let's see. Stand 'em
up. Stand 'em up!
All right. All right.
Well, the Mohawks for the EFF raised $5,058!
(Cheers and Applause).
How about that for craziness.
Okay.
Yeah, go Mohawk!
And our fantastically bizarre and creative
Ed Mise, he has raised $3,000 with his art
work for the EFF. Yeah!
Boy, that's something.
(Applause).
And not to be undone, we also have the Fail
Panel Flapjacks flipping flapjacks for freedom,
they raised $1,500. I'm just making it up.
Then we have 
cycle overdrive, it's in a $1,215, good job
cycle overdrive.
Pedaling it from coast to coast, raising money.
Info booth, did any of you go to the info
booth it's a central place for what's going
on, where is it and why can't I find it? Even
some of the people by there gave them money.
They got $642 in donations at the info booth.
Unbelievable!
(Applause).
Unbelievable!
And the list goes on! Wi‑Fi Village, Wi‑Fi
Village is there for $610. Okay. Open Wi‑Fi.
You rule!
And we've got in the Hardware Village, we've
got learn to solder and learn to solder is
a great program we had going. They raised
$600 for the EFF.
(Applause).
And not to be forgotten, hacker jeopardy,
did any of you see hacker jeopardy? Yeah?
Yeah, that's my boys. My buddy team, they
won that. Props out, major props out to them.
SoCal views. They raised $118 to kick in as
well.
(Applause).
Now, I'm going to hold off on the final number
here because there's a couple of surprises
but I want to speak a little bit about the
EFF. For those of you who don't know, the
EFF is the Electronic Freedom Foundation,
okay? And as long as DC won ‑‑
>> Drink!
>> Did I fuck it up?
>> Hey, audience, what does EFF stand for?
Electronic ‑‑
>> Foundation, correct.
>> I always mess it up because I always think
of freedom thing on it. I'll drink.
>> They are responsible for me still being
free. I love the EFF.
>> Okay. Great. Where were we? Anyway, as
long as DEF CON has been around, plus one
year, so my plus one buddies, the EFF has
been out there fighting to protect your digital
rights and I know this group in particular
is very concerned about personal privacy,
am I right?
(Cheers).
All right. For many years, we have talked
about this. We have had talks on it, demonstrations,
showing things about it. You know, it's been
an ongoing theme at DEF CON. And the basic
focus here is that there needs to be some
more controls and accountability for some
of this stuff. Now, many of you know in the
news recently there's been some discussion
regarding a certain three‑letter agency,
who will remain nameless. You can guess on
your own.
Anyways, as a result, corporation and individual
citizens themselves are realizing that without
greater transparency, the impact of this on
our personal freedoms, the Bill of Rights
and amendments may be impacted. The EFF is
fighting a good fight to fight that. And there
are many powerful interests involved in this
fight. As a result, the EFF needs your support.
I'm asking all of you to go to EFF.org, learn
more. Look and see what they are doing. Be
part of it. Be making a difference. Be part
of the solution.
And that's my message to you. With that, I
think I would like to invite our EFF friends
to come up.
And Hack a Jar.
Are you there? All right.
(Applause).
>> All right. I guess the EFF has elected
for me to go first. My name is Hack a Jar.
I'm part of Vegas 2.0. We run our fund‑raiser
on Thursday night for the electronic frontier
foundation. We convince all the speakers from
DEF CON and maybe some other conferences going
on in town near the same time to come in to
a private event, that you have to pay $40
at the door to get through to and then you
get direct access in a small intimate manner
to all the speakers throughout this conference
and talk to them and get more information
about their talks in a more direct, that was
great, and move on. I have this thing that
is very similar. We have a lot of great success
stories with this format, where many people
have sent us testimonials and now they are
doing projects with other people as a result
of that and really pushing forward all of
these different interesting things you come
here to see.
We also have a bunch of entertainment and
raffle and we give away so much stuff there.
As a result, everybody wants to be there on
Thursday night and I don't know if I cue somebody
to hit the button to show the actual numbers
that we raised.
You ready?
Yeah, so this year at the EFF summit, we shattered
last year's number by three times and our
ultimate record by double.
So this year, and I think this Snowden character
may have had something to do with this. Here's
how much we actually raised.
(Cheers and Applause).
Not too shabby for four hours worth of work.
(chuckles).
On the back end, we logged over 800 hours
that we know about of actually planning and
everything getting to this point. I want to
congratulate all of you who made it out and
made this number possible and everything.
And also if we can hit the button again, I
will give a shout out to all of our vendors
that paid for the bar tab. It was a $15,000
bar tab to get you free bar. Thank you Google
DFS, and Accuvant and iSEC partners and ‑‑
(Applause).
‑‑ to CrowdTilt, CrowdTilt gave us our
seed funds to get this going and thank you
to Tennergy, they do the little power packs
for you to keep your iPhones charged. They
are a really great last‑minute partner.
So thank you all very much and I will turn
it over to the EFF now. Thank you.
(Applause).
>> Before I turn it back over to Kurt with
the EFF, I just want to give some final totals
here. So at Hack a Jar, keep that up. You
rock! You rock!
With the $35,000 plus from the summit and
the contributions from the other groups, that
came to a total of $48,175!
(Cheers and Applause).
But wait, but wait, wait. That's not all!
We have more.
>> There's more.
>> Yes, there's more. It's Ginsu.
It slices and dices and chop. At the EFF table
itself, they had a banner year and they are
still counting the money but the number they
have given me so far was over $45,000, together
that's about $93,000. I think when they are
done, we are going to be very close to $100,000
raised this year for the EFF. Thank you, all
of you for doing a tremendous job coming out
for this! (Cheers and Applause).
>> Thank you. Thank you so much. You guys
are amazing. It is such an honor tore here,
to be hanging out with you guys. Your support
helps us fight for your rights to privacy,
fight for your rights to free speech, and
keep allowing you to hack all of the things.
We are so honored to be able to defend this
crowd and get so much support back. So thank
you.
>> Great, man. Awesome year.
>> PYR0: Actually, before we continue on,
one thing. I would like to bring up Edward
really quick.
This is the girl ‑‑ this is my lovely
wife and she the founder of Mohawk Con. They
raised money for several other charities.
I wanted to give her a chance to let you know
the numbers for some of these other organizations.
>> Hello, I'm Ed.
In addition to the EFF, which like he said
our total was $5,058. Part of the contributing
factor to that was a bounty on Renderman and
Funballs Mohawks. For those mohawks, you raised
$1,857.76, just for those two Mohawks.
(Applause).
There's Renderman right there.
I also had ‑‑
>> PYR0: You look good with the 'hawk.
>> I had one guy walk up to me and show me
his fund‑raiser that I had no idea existed
and he raised $1,000 for his own Mohawk.
(Applause).
And then there's another lovely woman who
raised $155 for hers. In addition to the EFF
we support Hackers for Charity. This year,
we raised $2,288 for hackers for charity.
So I want to quickly thank you all for donating
so much. Call out to my Mohawk Con cutting
crew that shaved all of your lovely heads
and Mohawk's grand total was $7,346.58.
(Cheers and Applause).
Thank you.
>> PYR0: All right. Next up we are going to
talk about a couple of the other fund‑raisers
that we have here. These are very near and
dear to most of our hearts because we have
people in the community that are directly
affected and who benefit from these types
of fund‑raisers. So I would like to call
up the organizers of be the match, if you
could come up and please join me.
(Applause).
Do we see them? Are they here?
Oh, they to take off yesterday. So the big
thing about be the match is this is a bone
marrow registration. A lot of people get freaked
out when they hear about bone marrow registration
and there's all kind of weird, crazy things
about how painful it is, but all of that stuff
has been surpassed. It's beneficial. I don't
have the numbers for you, but I know hundreds
of you signed up for this and contributed.
They did have a match last year and they were
eight to get a DEF CON attendee who was able
to contribute to somebody and they were able
to save their life.
(Cheers and Applause).
Blood Kode do we have the Blood Kode organizers
here? Excellent? Jason is coming up right
now.
>> How is it going, guys? (Cheers).
We totally did something different this year
and it was like really subtle but I think
it was really important. There were no gimmicks.
There were no contests. There were no I'm
going to give you free stuff if you donate
blood, and this was still one of the best
blood drives they have had. It's like so we
don't need incentives to do something good.
The numbers were for Thursday, total 39 donors,
42 donations. Friday, 44 donors, 58 donations.
Saturday 45 donors and 65 donations. Also
she wanted to say, Julie, that helped out
with this, she said the people would came
to donate were some of the kindest, most generous
people I have met in a long time. With or
without, gifts, swags or prizes their hearts
are always in the right place and that speaks
a lot from someone who is not in the community
but can see what the community does.
So, guys once again, y'all made this awesome.
Y'all made this wonderful and you made it
the reason why this is such a great community
and great place to be. Thank you once again.
(Applause).
>> So I would just like to add something to
that. So being here for so long, I told you
before, I watched this community grow and
mature. Last year, they had to ‑‑ we
had so much blood from Blood Kode, it had
to be shipped out of state. She was literally
welling up whether she said, you guys absolutely
kick ass. You totally beat the doctors conferences.
(Laughter).
And I think that's awesome.
(Applause).
So I would like to say, going forward, there's
a lot of people in this room, and I would
like to see everybody give a pint of blood
to DEF CON.
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: All anonymous, even more.
>> I'm sure we could try to arrange something
like that.
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: Everyone would have a
little hacker in them!
>> This is a classic example of showing the
world what our community can do. So stick
it to them. Give them a pint of blood. (Cheers
and Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: For those of you who
have got something to drink, I want to just
take a brief moment to ‑‑ we've got a
little presentation but I would just like
to call out this year, we lost two really
key people of the community. A lot of you
know or knew of Barnaby Jack, Dark Spirit,
and Brad. Brad was an amazing guy. This guy
always ran at full speed. His brain was over
clocked. I think that's something that did
him in. He was thinking and talking twice
as fast. We want to call out and say while
they are gone, they will never be forgotten,
and just give us a quick moment here.
Oh!
A quick moment here to just reflect on what
it means to be part of the community and what
you can do to contribute to something bigger
than yourself, because these people did, and
they had a great time doing it. It wasn't
painful. It was actually really enjoyable
for them. So let's just ‑‑ let's give
them a round of applause and have a drink
tonight at the bar.
(Applause).
Yeah, so it's pretty amazing when you and
your memory and your work will live on, the
things they did were just unforgettable.
I know when I get hit by my bus, I hope you
guys will raise a drink for me and for everybody
else here because this is an amazing community.
Okay I won't keep harping on that or I will
start crying.
So let's kick off the contest winners. I want
to hand that off to the contest coordinator,
Pyr0.
>> PYR0: We will go through this quickly but
in the interest of spending more time.
Most people don't know this Faulker, sitting
here on the front of statement, his his birthday.
Would you please join me in singing Faulker
happy birthday.
(Singing).
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear, Faulker. Happy birthday
to you!
(end of singing)
(Applause).
>> PYR0: And many more, sir.
All right. We will run through these really
quick. For those of you who don't know, we
kind of changed the way that we do contests
and events this year. I would like to take
a second to thank all of my goons but to give
you an idea of how large this department has
grown. I first started gooning in DEF CON
7. There wasn't really a formal contest and
event group at that time but there were people
doing contests and everything. They were out
in hallways and maybe the occasional small
room. It was absolutely insane.
Here at DEF CON 21, I tried to retire and
Jeff wasn't going to have any of that and
I moved into an executive position and I'm
overseeing two lead teams. We have 242 employees
and contributors who were the contest lead
or their supporters. Please give a round of
applause to all of those people that helped
bring all of those to you. 242.
22 of those are just contest and event goons
and to give you an idea of how crazy it is
to try to manage all of this shit, it's 52
internal divisions that includes the villages,
all the individual contests and events and
everything else you see there. It's about
one‑third of the DEF CON floor. So I really
want to give a big props to all of my goons
who helped me out. You were exceptional, I
heard nothing but props and thanks.
(Applause).
All right. So we are going to go ahead and
keep moving on here. Beverage cooling contraption,
beercidal, number 1, and Hebrew number 2,
and still using ice was three. They won by
stacking cups on top of each other and pushing
ice through it. These other two, they were
able to use C02 and nitrogen. That's commonly
used in brewing beer but they did exceptional
work. We got a lot of good information. Crack
me if you can, I don't have the number. But
the winner cracks hundreds of thousands of
passwords, it's absolutely insane.
Inside Pro, and Team Hashcap, and 16 Systems
was not here at DEF CON.
Black bag, obviously you can see up on the
screen. I won't get into really hard core
on, this but this is an amazing competition,
where people have to go in and do physical
security, virtual security and having to do
lockpicking and having to find files and photograph
them and make sure that all of that information
gets put back to where somebody can't tell
that they have been there. True proper red
teaming. I love the fact that deviant has
expanded open gringo warrior to bring enthusiasm
competition. Winners porno clause and second
place, hackers with Harriers and third place,
fuzzy hot and still in the running swords
of thunder.
Crash and compile, fink rules won this.
Are you familiar with crash and compile. Did
you get to see it? It's great, isn't it? I
love watching really, really smart people
by getting punished by being drunk. There
was one guy up there who was ‑‑ oh, there
you go. Over there. See that awesome die.
That thing will kill you if it hits you. They
had to roll that to determine what they would
be writing their code in. One guy was there
to get the free beer. He was like, a, compile,
didn't work. Drink. B compile, didn't work.
Drink.
DEF CON scavenger hunt, Too Old for Capt'n
Crunch was the winning team. Indian Jonesin
was team two and Spam was team three. It was
a crazy, crazy competition. I really wanted
to beat one of you guys for singing a 303
tune to me. I hate that group. They took our
handle and logo. Those guys are assholes.
Nobody ever came to get the points.
Exploit hackathon.
It came in and it was their first year and
none of you guys could beat it. We didn't
have anyone that was able to actually complete
the conference or the contest. This year,
toast kicked its ass! So big props and big
ups to him.
Hackers against humanity, this is the amazing
card game. If you guys have not seen this,
they are going to be giving the decks out
for free. You will be able to get the PDF
and print your own decks. They have decks
available for sale through their website but
the winning teams, Ass1, number two was Lawencus
and number three was Keith.
(Laughter).
Yeah, Keith. What a good handle, buddy! Nobody
else here is named fucking Keith!
Network forensic puzzle contest, read team
was number one, and Tom Pohl was number two.
Again, first year contest but I'm impressed
with these guys. They all different kinds
of things these guys had to do in order to
win, different types of Wi‑Fi events and
other things that were there. It was really
cool.
Casey won, and Brandon was second and Enrique ‑‑
>> What's up with those handles.
>> PYR0: Really horrible handles when someone
asks your name when you sign up with a contest,
you don't write down your legal name. Give
them your handle.
Hack fortress, best hacker this year was silk.
Best team Forstress two player was Punx and
winning team was Jolly & Friends with Zelda.
Again, you guys are kicking ass on that competition.
I appreciate all the work that Logan and the
rest of the group have done to bring that
to DEF CON. It's one of the more popular contests.
Definitely try it out. If you can play the
damn video game, you can compete and get someone
else to do the lacquer side of it.
Hacker pyramid, and who was your team, Zoz.
Lamb child. It's over a microphone, I just
kind of slurred it.
(Slurring).
But, yes, they won again. This is two years
in a row. And they just absolutely go up there
and destroy it every single time. You need
to bring some strong competition.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Wait, so Zoz took his
winnings ‑‑ you get 10,000 Canadian pennies.
He split them with his team member and cast
his, I think it was in epoxy and carrying
his pimptacular, 5,000 Canadian penny necklace
but you won again. How can you carry 10,000
pennies around you? I expect to see another
one next year on your back.
(Inaudible).
>> PYR0: There you go.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Okay.
>> PYR0: For those who didn't hear it, they
donated all the winnings to the McCurial Fund.
For those of you who don't know what it is.
It's a fund set up to get hackers and students
here to DEF CON to help them break into this
community.
(Applause).
Pimp my rascal. This was awesome! If you guys
didn't see the really cool rascals all pimped
out with lights and an IV drip for Jagermeister,
it was nuts! We can't announce a winner because
the people would made the best ones all work
on my staff and contest and event staff are
not allowed to participate from a competitive
standpoint.
So next year, go enter rascal. I was going
to bring it up. It's $70 for the entire weekend
and that's a pretty easy way to walk around
so that your feet aren't killing you.
Project two, ponies. Team RDG, yeah, dyslexia
is a bitch! And then PTFS and then soapy,
soapy: Again, project two is another one of
those where unlike CTF where they spend year
round getting ready for this competition,
you can show up and ask to play project 2.
It's a fun multi‑approach type of contest.
Definitely look into it.
Beard and mustache contest. You can see the
winners up there.
I won't go through each one of them. This
year, red beard sadly has told us he will
step down. I guess he will try to hand the
contest over to jack Daniel if he's interested
in running it, which kind of makes sense,
right?
Red beard is coming back next year with a
brand new competition and I'm not going to,
like, tell you anything about it, because
it's absolutely amazing, but you do not want
to miss it! In my opinion, it's going to be
one of the strongest, coolest, first‑year
competitions we have ever had.
Snowden look‑a‑like contest. Now, this
was a contest that I proofed a week and a
half before we gotten, like everything locked
down and closed. When he called me up, we
had to do it. Red snow won. The real Edward
Snowden came in second place. Snowy was number
three. And ionic was number four and Ed Snowden
number one was number five.
Tamper evident this year, we turned it into
a village. It's become such a popular contest
and gotten so big that this year, tamper evident
and Hardware Hacking Village ended up sharing
a space and even though they did their competition,
it was neat to be able to see people wandering
in and just kind of learning the technologies.
Jeff created this contest three years ago,
four years? Ago and in its incredible to see
how much it's grown in that time. This year,
first place, winner was 
and we want to thank the mother fucking professionals
for running the village. You did an exception
job. Again to all the villages, give them
some love.
(Applause).
This is a first‑year competition, DEF CON
dark net project. The winners were Friday,
captain nick and Joe and I am going to make
a recommendation next year, this contest will
be a black badge. Jeff gets the final say
on all of that stuff. I make the recommendations
but after having the amount of time, work
and effort they had to put into this contest,
I think it deserves one.
(Applause)
Scheme averse, this is when you are going
in and hacking a huge database, it's quite
impressive. Shepherd took first place, Yin
got the most money. And final bit Goyne Penopolus
Conqueror and the best hack was Yin and Shepherd.
They were talking about how cool this was.
I guess, one of the guys, Yin just went in
and hacked it and loaded his thing completely
full and DOSsed it so nobody else could get
any money.
(Applause).
And then Crispix got honorable mention for
style and if I remember right it he was just
stealing many.
Warlock Games. And Hoorman, and the rest of
the winners.
Are wireless, penatholon, five different things
you have to do. Each one of them a different
style of hack. Total Harronic Distort Plus
N was number one and Red Baron was number
two and he functioned alone. He was all on
his own and Simon J was third.
Hacker pyramid, are you here?
I would like you guys to come up and give
your announcement on that because I didn't
have your paperwork in time.
Run!
Here he comes. You are moving.
Run Forrest, run!
>> Hi.
(Applause).
>> What do I have to announce?
>> Just tell us who the winners were.
>> I'm a what?
>> PYR0: Tell us who the winners are.
>> Zoz and Lintow won.
>> PYR0: We didn't have it on paper.
>> Holy shit!
>> PYR0: Now you are more than welcome to
run all the way back. Give them their black
badge.
>> That's happening. Zoz, Lintow, get your
asses up here.
>> PYR0: Thank Jeff.
>> Oh, my God, he's going to crap himself.
>> Well, fuck me, I didn't know that this
was going to happen. Lintow already left.
>> Yes, made the decision.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: I guess that means you
only get one badge. No, no. I wouldn't do
that. So here you go for outstanding achievement
in dominating hacker pyramid twice in a row.
Black badges for you both!
(Applause).
Right on.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Excellent. So very outstanding
achievement, you guys. You have to make room
for people who are not quite as killed.
>> Pardon me as I fall off the stage and then
go for a run:
>> PYR0: Next up, we have hacker jeopardy.
As you all know, Win retired last year. Gmark
came in and what do we always say, guys?
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: Don't fuck it up!
>> Perfect. Cast members come down here. We
have gone through the early days when Win
was on his own to a team of ten. We have Vanna,
Kitty is here. Linow and Fizz Gig, and this
is a full production. This year is pretty
good. We had ‑‑ finally we got over to
track one. We had enough room and come out
next year. It will get even more interesting.
First game we had taking a WikiLeaks won that
second game. Second was we call them win job
but it will be Gennaro Pellegrini Mark but
Win gives the best HJ ever.
And game three, F‑ing more than one. And
defending for the fifth time, failed to hold
on no their crown. And Win job is the new
winners. We have a new set of hacker jeopardy
winners. We have Doc Who, Phrek and J23. Come
on down!
(Cheers and Applause).
>> Gentlemen, you did not fuck it up.
>> Not yet, anyway.
>> They did not fuck it up!
>> That much.
(Humming).
Congratulations! Well done. They will be back
next year to defend their crown. Thank you
very much!
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Okay. We are going to
jump over to capture the flag winners. We
have to a little bit out of order because
they have got to run for an airplane. And
we can't take the badges away from them because
this is too much of an amazing event.
As if you have been paying attention, several
years ago, three years ago, I wanted to grow
size of the scope of capture the flag contest
and turn it into the World Series of hacking.
And with the new organizers, legit BS, they
have done that and made the contest more transparent.
And they have also continued the tradition
of having teams that have qualified in other
places at other contests around the world,
prequalify, winning team from the previous
year gets seeded and then the rest goes to
open qauls. We had a team from China and we
had teams from other countries that never
participated before. And it's really been
an amazing experience. I want to have legit
BS come up and say a couple of words and then
we will announce how the teams went and who
the winners were.
So let's welcome the new organizers for an
amazing first year.
(Applause).
So when you are ready, take the badges from
there.
>> Okay.
>> Good evening. I'm Vito Genovese and we
are the legit business Cindy cat and we are
proud to have been selected to host the DEF
CON 21 capture the flag event. We are up here
and we are going to share the results and
a quick summary of what the game was like.
So first of all, we would like to thank Dark
Tangent for taking a chance on us.
(Applause).
We would also like to thank the security goons
for keeping our room clean and entertaining
and safe.
(Applause).
We would like to thank the DEF CON network
operations team for providing all the teams
wired Internet access throughout the whole
competition.
(Applause).
And finally, we would like to thank all the
teams that qualified for running a clean and
honorable game.
(Applause).
So this year, we limited teams to eight people.
And to support this, we gave them fewer and
more difficult services to torment them with.
We also ran the game on the ARM architecture
for the first time. So what this meant was
each team had an individual server all to
themselves. It made it a lot easier for us
to administer this and it also tortured the
teams without their well‑owned X86 reverse
engineering skills.
So DEF CON capture the flag is the highest
level of computer security competition.
Some teams ended with very, very few flags
but they competed well with great skill. And
up next, to introduce our winners is Gynophage.
>> Show them the computer again. For you that
didn't appreciate it. That is the computer
that the teams were hacking, protecting and
hosting. In the past, the organizers have
literally rolled in racks of servers. They
hosted all of it in one 1U ‑‑ in one
2U. It's was amazing.
>> Glug, glug, dude!
(Applause).
>> All right. Hi, I'm Gynophage. Second and
third place teams will receive the hardware
that they played the game on so they can maybe
bump up to first place next year. They will
receive that after closing in that hallway.
Do not come up here when we call you out.
First place will receive eight black badges.
In third place we had RayonASRT.
(Applause).
In second place, we had the men in Black Hats.
(Applause).
And in first place, we had PPP, the plaid
parliament of pwning.
(Applause).
Thanks, everybody.
>> Winning team, please come on up. You've
got to give them their badge. Run!
>> Yeah, DT asked if they were multiple year
winners. This, I believe, is the first year
that PPP has won the DEF CON CTF., though
they have done very well at other CTFs.
(Applause).
>> All right. Yeah.
>> How many is your team?
>> Eight people. Thank you for legitimate
BS for running a very awesome CTF, especially
for your first time and thank you to the rest
of your team, the plaid parliament of pwning
kicked ass and thank you very much.
Our secret techniques are secret.
(Applause).
>> PYR0: So here are the eight badges and
I actually just fucking broke one. So whoever
gets the messed up ‑‑
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Swap it out.
>> PYR0: There you go, Jeff is swapping it
out. I can't touch anything without fucking
it.
>> Drink!
>> Drink!
(Applause).
>> I can fix it!
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: Drink!
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Social engineering. Oh,
yeah. Okay. The social engineering CTF.
>> PYR0: Yeah.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: For some reason you don't
have a slide here and we don't know who won.
So you will have to come up here and tell
us.
>> What is my time? Okay. So I want to take
a couple of seconds to thank everybody in
the audience who kept flagging DEF CON for
a bigger room. You made it possible. For the
guys who moved into our room, you guys were
really awesome and cool and thank you for
that. I really, really appreciate that. Pyr0
I love you. And Cheryl, is she not the queen
of DEF CON people.
>> PYR0: For those who don't know Cheryl.
She's the event coordinator she deals with
the union and fire marshals and the hotel,
without her we couldn't do this. Give her
a big round of applause.
>> Yeah, seriously. Seriously.
(Applause).
>> And if you see Betsy roaming around the
hallway, give her a hug. She's still working
and we are all here partying. Where is DT.
Thank you. Awesome, awesome this year.
I want to say thank you to everyone who competed
this year. What we did, we had men versus
women. I won't go through the whole competition.
But I want to say, ladies, you killed it this
year! I mean, you just murdered us! Really,
seriously. For the women, for the women! Wow!
(Applause)
I don't normally do this. There were hundreds
of point difference in between the first place
winner, and the next person underneath them.
That's how awesome the women did this year.
It just blew us out of the water. I'm a little
embarrassed to be up here. I should have had
Michele do it.
Before I get there, I want to thank my whole
team. Without this, without Eric, Mack, Jim,
Thomas, Billy, Anna, this stuff would have
never lapped this year.
Lily has a flight, 7:30 and she's waiting
because she won first place, 7:20. So get
her up here, and Lori, Lori, if you are here,
you are the second place winner. Run up here
quick.
>> Woo hoo!
>> So I want to ‑‑ I want to thank the
guys from Ace Hackware, what she gets if I
can show you, if I had time, she gets the
coolest little SE gear, lockpicks and a shove
nice and one of those Wi‑Fi pony express ‑‑
the number 100 SC coin of the year, but where
is the coolest part. Where is it DT? Where
it Pyr0.
This? The broken one? This one? Black badge!
>> Woo hoo! Yeah!
>> That's lily.
>> Thank you very much. Go get your plane.
>> I got one minute left, Lori get your but
up here. Lori gets a similar thing, just not
a cool case. A bump pick and a lockpick, no
black badge for you but come back next year
and do it again.
>> Thank you so much. You women rock!
(Applause).
See you guys next year.
(Applause).
>> PYR0: All right and at that point I will
hand it back over to Jeff, who can close out.
Again, I ‑‑
>> THE DARK TANGENT: We have capture the packet.
>> PYR0: You guys make me drink over and over
again, and I get too drunk to do this shit.
Capture the packet, they are coming up next.
Where are you, gentlemen? There they are.
>> We have capture the packet. What did you
think of all the new things we brought? Yeah?
>> This year ‑‑ so capture a packet in
the fourth year, 20, 30. We have to sort through
20 terabytes and third place was my little
ponies.
>> The kids competition ‑‑
>> It explains everything. But second place
was Digirev and first place was CCFS hackers
who scored 2500 points and thanks to our sponsors,
RSA, donated two MacBook Pros to them and
I think that's about it.
We trained over 1,000 ‑‑
>> Let's have them come up.
>> You want to have them come up? Are you
out here, Sam Seiler?
>> All right, come on up. I've got plenty
of time. I could stay up here.
>> Where are the badges? Someone give them
to me. Are these them?
>> There's another one.
>> They are going to share one badge. I think
one is going to sneak in and the other one
will come back out. Here's the one.
>> All right. Good job, guys. You did an amazing
job.
And look for us next year because we will
give you a lot harder challenges.
>> Yeah, since we still have time on the clock,
we might as well tell you. We will hog it.
Really quickly, one of our challenges we decided
to pull in a little bit of physical security
inside of the network forensics. So the challenge,
you had to pull an image of a physical key
out of the stream and then figure out the
PIN code and that was the answer.
So good luck next year. Try a little harder
for those of you who that kind of... ehhh.
But we had a whole bunch of stuff over in
the next year. We trained 200 people that
didn't know anything about digital forensics
from zero to capturing a lot of traffic. Come
to us and learn.
>> We have a lot of time left over and I will
mention the Wi‑Fi sheep hunt. It was the
second year. We put RFID tags on all the goons
and they were running around. You had to run
into two goons to get a password and we tagged
them with ‑‑
>> Here. I will go.
>> We tagged them with NFC tags.
>> This is an NFC tag poster. And kind of
strange, you know, we have all of these ‑‑
you know, these tags around and you guys were
just like, oh, yeah, free stuff. Let's do.
This you put your phones up there and you
touched this and you touched the badges on
all of these other people. And, you know,
we are stand up guys and we have ethics and
we brick rolled you. We gave you discounts
on stuff and free music but we also showed
a demo with malware that can drop on your
phone and then all of your SMS texts can go
to any one of us. So be very careful. Use
this with caution.
>> I'm getting some of yours now. So ‑‑
>> Thanks to everyone that helped at the wall
of sheep, capture the packet, everyone, have
a good one.
>> And thanks Jeff.
(Applause).
>> LosT: So what did you guys think of the
badges this year?
(Applause).
So we had a lot of people participating. It
came down to the wire on Saturday night late.
It was two teams that were, like, neck and
neck, and team MLF, I think that stands for
muppet liberation front actually pulled out
in front. If you guys are here, come on up,
like, quickly. We are in a hurry. The MLF
guys.
(Applause).
Give them a hand.
So for those of you who don't know, they worked
pretty much all of CON on the contest. They
had to collect information from every single
variant of the badge that's out on the conference,
including the press, the speakers, all of
the human variants. They had to do all types
of OTPing with the different suits, each suit
was a different crypto puzzle and then they
had to OTP all of those to go and get websites
and there was just a lot to it. It took them
pretty much the entire CON. So we got one
here and due to an unfortunate accident, we
are one short. So you are getting actually
three black badges this year.
So everybody thanks to Jeff for that.
(Applause).
So, you know, it's ‑‑
>> What was their winning technique?
>> LosT: Do you want to take a few seconds
really quickly and tell something about what
you did?
>> Time and alcohol and doing absolutely nothing
but looking at the code and that's it. I mean,
that's really all we did the whole time.
>> LosT: What was something that was hard
or ‑‑
>> It was finding the repaper, oh, my God.
>> The last thing was ‑‑
>> LosT: I kind of screwed these guys, at
the very end they had to give me a solution,
and I said it has to be written on red paper.
(Laughter).
Just one more thing to drive them nuts. So
they worked hard to get the solution and they
are racing other teams and they are like they
have the solution. They're like, we don't
have any red paper. I saw them running through
the hotel looking for red paper.
>> Yeah.
>> LosT: Anyway, guys, give them a hand. It's
an incredibly difficult competition.
(Applause)
So.
Again, I hope you guys liked the badges. I'm
always open to suggestions for the next years
and I hope everyone had a little bit of fun
looking at the code on the back.
>> PYR0: Make one that I can't break.
>> THE DARK TANGENT: Have you noticed a trend
in badges lately? When LosT has been working
on it, it tends to be electronic and then
it was the physical badge and then last year,
I think it was electronic. And then this year
it was physical. Hmm.
>> I wonder what next year's will be?
>> LosT: I don't know. Anyway, yeah, so I
tried to ‑‑
>> Yeah, liquid.
>> LosT: So all the wrought 13 that was on
the badges, that was actually a red herring.
They had do different things with OTPs. I
hope you enjoyed the stuff.
(Applause).
>> THE DARK TANGENT: All right. So that winds
up the awards ceremony. So I have got just
a couple of announcements, minor announcements.
One is a reminder for those of you who came
in late, if you are missing a badge, you have
a paper badge, you don't have a real badge,
we still have a limited number of real badges
up here. We will swap out, we will take your
old one, and give you a new one so you've
got that. And then I also have a message ‑‑
I don't know how many of you guys went to
the telefreak party last year, but they are
doing an after party, a DEF CON after party.
Everybody is invited. I would like to see
you all fit!
(Laughter).
But, I mean, what do I know. I've got a text
message and he's like, invite everybody.
(Laughter).
To the telefreak 2600 net party it's 8 p.m.
at area, followed at telefreak or find someone
with a pager. They gave out these cool pager
watches that gives the exact room location.
But go to @telefreak and if you want an after
party, I dare you to try to get yourself into
the area.
We would love to get feedback by email. Send
us email. Go to Pic.DEF CON.org. Share your
experiences with everybody and with that said,
I want to have a round of applause for everybody
that made it possible and for you guys, we
will see you next year, right here.
(Cheers and Applause)
