- It's the Try Guys,
Photoshop each other into
their worst nightmare.
- Why is this so funny?
- I am going to be photoshopping
each of the other three guys
into their worst nightmare.
- That's so upsetting.
- Oh, the worst.
(laughs)
Oh no.
(upbeat music)
- As you saw in the last episode,
some of us went with very nice depiction.
Some of us were a little more trolly.
Today, we're just gonna all troll.
- The rules are the same.
We have only 30 minutes
per photo for each guy,
and we're not necessarily judging
on just the Photoshop skills
about how hard we roasted them.
- Look, I did not win the last episode,
but I think I won.
- Congratulations to Ned,
the first winner of our Photoshop battle.
- Since I won the first round,
that means I've got a target on my back.
That means that I'm gonna
get pranked the worst today.
- Eugene's worst nightmare
is dying in a plane crash.
That seems really morbid to
Photoshop my friend into that,
but maybe.
- And this is tough because last time
I already did Photoshop people
as their worst nightmares.
I fear that my best ideas
have already been used
and I'm gonna have to work really hard
to come up with something even half
as disturbing as Eugene as a baby.
- Now, last time I was the shitty loser,
even though I thought I
had pretty funny jokes.
So I am hoping to win at least one.
I've gotta tap into my
innate mean Eugene energy.
- Keith's deepest fear
in life is being ignored.
And so I'm gonna Photoshop
him in such a way
where he is completely not
the center of attention
- With Keith's, I want
to capitalize on what
his truest nightmare is,
which is people not recognizing
him as the ultimate Keith.
So I am going to Google what I consider
a few more famous Keiths than
our darling average burger.
- Everybody knows that
Keith loves fried chicken,
but what if fried chicken didn't love him?
- Originally, I had a vision of Keith
in this Scrooge McDuck-esque
a treasure chamber
where instead of treasure,
he was surrounded by fried chicken,
except his mouth is too
small, so he can't eat it.
But then I came up with another idea.
- We're gonna have a little tiny Keith
in the background and some
other subject to worship.
Who else should we worship?
I know that Keith has a doppelganger
and that's Grant from College Humor.
So I'm gonna have the three of us
worship Grant from College Humor
and Keith is just gonna be a
little Keith in the background,
like "Wait for me, my friends."
- And you know what?
I think what Keith would really dislike
is if I find some pictures of these Keiths
with some seatable laps.
I think there's a great troll here
since Keith is so obsessed
with me sitting on his lap.
- What would be like if Keith
and his giant mouth were tiny,
ate this.
So I just very hastily
took Keith's mouth away,
but let's put it back and
now we're just going to,
shrink the mouth.
(laughs)
Why is this so funny?
- Zach is really proud of his ankles.
He calls himself Hot Ankles Kornfeld,
but I'm thinking what if I took
one of his Instagram photos
and photoshopped the pants
leg of his pants down
so that it covers his ankles.
- Zach likes to think of
himself as the biggest troll
of the Try guys.
He got us all really
good in the last video,
certainly he got me really fucking good.
My goal is to combine every
one of his weird insecurities
into one perfect photo.
- Search "Kornfeld Hot Ankles".
Give me those ankles,
give me those ankles Zach.
Wow, there's a Hot Ankles Zach.
(bright music)
- Zach is very self conscious
about certain things.
One he's not necessarily as
short as people think that he is
even though he is the shortest Try guy,
but he's very small of frame,
like a small, little Asian girl.
So I'm going to accurately reflect
how most people probably
see his real height.
There we go.
- Okay, so I thought long and hard about
what to Photoshop Zach into.
And something that Zach
hates is being forgotten,
is not being appreciated.
I thought like, what if I
just didn't Photoshop him?
What if I just didn't give him a gift?
His worst nightmare would
be when it's his turn
to look at the photoshops,
nobody's done it.
Zach's worst nightmare
would be to not have...
- Last time I (beeps)
with Ned's wedding photo.
It's kinda messed up with me.
So this time I'm absolutely
gonna do that again.
So let's pull up Ned Ariel wedding.
- Now I'm going to do Ned's photo.
Last time I thought I had it in the bag
with the Squidward pick,
but I know precisely
what Ned's worst nightmare is
and it goes against every
single fiber of his being.
I'm going to Google
beautiful blonde celebrities.
- As we all know, he went to Yale.
And if you go to Yale,
you don't want anybody to
think you went to any school
that's not as good as Yale.
So we're gonna have Ned
go to ugly dumb Harvard.
(mumbles)
- I want to put him in a situation
where he clearly would be
completely uncomfortable.
Ned is truly in love with Ariel.
They are couple goals, but
Ned loves beautiful blondes.
Obviously, Ariel is one.
So collect as many of
these photos as possible,
of some gorgeous blonde celebrities.
And you'll see what I'm
about to do with it.
- So I know that Ned loves two things.
He loves his wife and he loves
the Jacksonville Jaguars.
So what would really get
under Ned's skin wide
is seeing his wife fall in
love with the most evil man
in all of football,
a man who kept Blake Bortles
from reaching the Super Bowl,
none other then Thomas Brady.
- Eugene loves us deep down,
but he also hates being close to us.
So I wanna find a rare
photo of us all hugging.
Usually in those photos,
Eugene kinda has this unpleasant
expression on his face.
He's sort of like,
so I'm gonna Photoshop him
to be completely smiling
and just loving every second of it.
- So for Eugene's Photoshop,
I'm thinking something different.
I got just a random Tubefilter article.
If you don't know what Tubefilter is,
it's specifically reports on
stuff going on on the internet.
So if anything big were
to happen in the industry,
Tubefilter would be writing about it.
So let's go ahead and get in here,
look at all hankering and
looking good, looking cool.
Look at this one, he
looks hot, it looks cool.
I know you're thinking Keith,
you're not very good at Photoshop.
You're right, I'm not.
- In the past we've you
surprised Eugene with Keith's lap
then with Keith as a chair,
but what if we could
surprise Eugene with Keith
as his bedroom?
So I'm gonna take a bedroom
and I'm gonna turn Keith's
face into everything.
- Hollywood elite, Eugene Lee Yang.
- What if I could combine everything?
What if I could have
Ned lovingly tucking in
baby Eugene into a Keith bed?
Oh, this is wonderful.
(laughs)
I did it.
- Are you guys ready
to see our nightmares?
- Last time's Photoshop, it was great
because some of it was very nice.
Some of it's very trolling,
but this one's better
because it's just trolling.
- We get to all be Zach this time.
- Which a nightmare in and of itself.
I just, I'm so stoked right now.
Is this what Christmas morning feels like?
'cause I love it.
If so, sign me up for
some Christ in my life.
I'm having a great time.
- Now, Keith, I took a
Renaissance theme with you.
The first time around
you were the subject,
you were being glorified and adored.
I wanted to glorify and adore
someone slightly different
with you being painfully ignored.
Please enjoy my Renaissance nightmare.
- Wait, no it's Grant.
(laughs)
- Is that grant from CollegeHumor?
- Yes, that's Grant from CollegeHumor.
- Oh no.
- You are Grant.
- Yes.
- And you are Keith.
- Yes.
- You know, this is a nightmare,
but it doesn't upset me too
much because it's so beautiful.
- I was a little worried about that,
which is why I also created
a four-screen version of nightmare Keith.
- Oh, oh, it's terrible.
My mouth is so small.
Oh, it's awful.
- Meet your nightmare.
- I hate it.
It reminds me of something.
- Well, is it possibly
"Alita, Battle Angel"?
- It looks like Alita Battle Angel.
(laughs)
- Similar to Ned,
I wanted to change that
beautiful face of yours.
But instead I wanted to bring
you to a nightmare world
where you can't eat fried chicken
because your mouth is too small.
(laughs)
- Oh man, oh my God.
- [Zach] That cocky little mouth
will never be able to eat chicken!
- You guys both made my mouth tiny.
I like that as a perceived fear of mine.
- Now, I thought to myself,
that's not Keith's true nightmare.
His nightmare isn't not being
able to eat fried chicken.
It's being eaten by fried chicken.
(laughs)
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
- A buff fried chicken Orch
is about swallow Keith whole.
- Wow, this one's amazing.
I want this as my computer background.
This is incredible.
- I thought long and hard about,
what is Keith's true nightmare?
And I came to the conclusion
that being unrecognized
as the Keith is a huge problem for you.
When people don't care about you at all,
especially a certain person who
you might be speaking to with currently.
So I present to you,
Keith's ultimate nightmare,
Eugene's dream.
So we have Eugene sitting on Keith David,
sitting on Keith Urban, sitting
on Keith Richards' laps.
And I look on an or,
and it is a screenshot
from one of the lap
sitting original videos.
- [Narrator] And I thought, well here,
this is the natural
conclusion to the story,
but Eugene didn't sit.
(somber music)
- Oh, but you know what?
That's not all there is a part two,
just because we know how obsessed you are
with all this lap sitting bullshit,
I feel like this photo
where I'm sitting on
some superior Keiths really
eliminates the competition.
- Oh no, I've been snapped.
- [Eugene] Oh no, bitch you been snapped
because I got three
better Keiths to sit on.
- And they're all kind of
about me being replaced
in one way or another by
Grant, by fried chicken,
by other Keiths, I look at
them, they're also beautiful.
Ned's is so upsetting.
I made my decision.
The originality of one of
them really stands tall.
And I just liked that.
It referenced what I did before.
So I'm gonna give this round to Eugene.
All the extra Keiths really went there,
especially Keith Urban.
I really don't like being
replaced by Keith Urban.
(laughs)
the other Keiths I could
forgive, not Keith Urban.
- [Ned] Alright, my turn.
I'm looking forward to
seeing your nightmares.
Please, I hope you didn't do
anything with Ariel or Wes.
- Ned, I want to set
the scene here for you.
Now, I know last time
I made a really wonderful treat for you.
I put you in your favorite
team as your favorite player.
And I thought this time, maybe
I should do the opposite.
I should put you on a team you
would never want to play for.
You went to the most,
one of the most prestigious
universities in the world.
You would never wanna go
somewhere lesser than Yale.
You would never want to join...
(laughs)
You're a nasty old Harvard grad.
(mumbles)
(screams)
How embarrassing, a Harvard grad?
But what would be even worse
than just Ned being a part
of the Harvard family?
The Ned's whole family being
a part of the Harvard family.
- No, I don't mind that one as much.
- Wes looks cute with a
big old curly black mahaba.
- Horrifying.
- [Keith] Ariel looks
pretty cute though.
- Ned, I have only one photo for you,
but it's comprised of many
photos that crushed my computer
because I was adding so
many particular things
or shall I say weaknesses of yours
to create your ultimate
nightmare situation.
- No.
- May I present to you,
my masterpiece called, "Not my wife".
- Just a bunch of other blondes.
(laughs)
- I'm just surrounded
by blondes everywhere.
(laughs)
You got some Ariel
lookalikes in there for sure.
- [Eugene] I don't know
what to do with my hands.
- I don't know what to do with my hands.
- And I'm just in the
middle, like, "Oh no."
So horrifyingly beautiful.
(laughs)
- Ned, I wanna bring you back in time.
The year is 2017.
The Jacksonville Jaguars
are one of the best teams
in football
- (laughs)
and the Champions game
against the (mumbles).
- No, not like this.
- But in this universe, Blake Bortles
has made a break for it.
He's going to score a
touchdown, but what's this,
there's a fan on the field
who's celebrating a little too early
and he trips Blake and keeps
him from scoring the touchdown.
(laughs)
- It's an alternate history
where the Jaguars are going to win
and I'm the reason they don't?
- You're the reason Ned, you did this.
But, unfortunately the
nightmares not over, Ned.
- No, no.
- Because after the
game, the Patriots won.
And how did they celebrate?
Why, by star quarterback, Thomas Brady
marrying your wife.
- Oh, God.
Oh no, the worst, oh, no.
You might've just gone from
third place to first place.
- Ooh, It's like I'm the officiant.
Do you Tom Brady take her
to be a lawful wedded wife?
- Really three incredible selections
that gave me true visceral
reactions of terror.
I think I gotta give it to Zach.
The thought of Tom Brady marrying
my wife is just too much.
Even though your first
photo made zero sense to me.
- I am so stoked.
- Fellas bring on the nightmare
- For your photo, I took one
of your favorite qualities
about yourself and made
it very sadly a nightmare.
(laughs)
- No, my ankles, my beautiful ankles.
I'm hideous.
(laughs)
- That is so good.
- That is so dumb.
- More like not ankles Kornfeld.
- Not ankles Kornfeld.
That is not sticking.
- Zach, I know that perhaps the one thing
that you're maybe the most
afraid of is being forgotten,
not being included.
And I know that truly your worst nightmare
would be to come to this and look and see,
wow, what great thing did
Keith come up with for Zach?
Well, it's this.
(laughs)
- Wow, that's neat.
(laughs)
That's actually my worst nightmare.
- That's actually mean
Keith, that's so mean.
- You know how much I
love not letting people
make fun of me.
It's one of my true joys in life.
- Zach, I didn't spend
much time on yours either.
Well, it's because I basically found
a unreleased photo of us, the Try Guys,
a promo photo that has never
been seen by audiences.
This is first time, the
audience will ever see
this unreleased, Try Guys photo.
(laughs)
- You made my forehead enormous.
I am more bald than I've ever been,
I'm drinking a giant
coffee instead of tea.
- This is actual scale to height.
This is actually how we are
when you meet us in person.
- I will say, congratulations,
you all succeeded in creating a nightmare,
kinda thought this was going
to be more of a fun roast.
These all cut deep.
How am I rewarding this?
Which one's the funniest?
Which one hurt the most?
I'm going with what gave
me the biggest laugh.
I can't believe I'm saying this man.
Ned, I'm giving you the points.
- Yeah.
#NotAnklesKornfeld.
- Yours Eugene is a true
collection of all of my fears.
And I have to admit Keith, yours probably
hurts more than any Photoshop ever could.
So kudos to that.
- [Ned] All right, Eugene, you're up.
- All right, everybody.
I am ready to take it.
I have loved what has
been dished out so far.
- Eugene, you are an incredible person.
You have shown how much you
can really do in your career.
I think nobody has any limits
to what you're going to do later in life.
So when I thought about what
your worst nightmare would be,
it would be to actually have a limit
to what you can do in your life.
And for that, it would be
this amazing announcement
making headlines.
(laughs)
- You are going back to BuzzFeed baby.
You have accepted a full
time permanent position
back as cast member.
So not producer, just cast member.
You'll only be acting
in other people's work
at BuzzFeed Motion Pictures.
Congratulations on the new, old job.
- I hate the phrasing,
"Hollywood's elite YouTuber".
That's awful.
Well, get ready to see me
in a lot of tasty videos.
- If I'm going back to work at Buzzfeed
for it as a full time cast
member is a true nightmare, yes.
But you know what's even worse
is if you had never left at all.
(laughs)
- That's the same pic, I love it.
This is great and we're all back there.
- Not only did you never leave,
you stayed with us forever
and we're hugging you and you love it.
- That's so funny that you and Keith
thought of the same joke.
- I just wanna say that Eugene,
your true love and hope
is to be Ned's baby.
We all know that.
And it's been such a delight
and honor to watch you grow up
into the little man that you are now.
(laughs)
Now Eugene in the past,
we've surprised you with Keith's lap.
We've surprised you with Keith as a chair.
Where could we possibly go from here?
Why, kachow kachow,
Keith as a bed.
(laughs)
- Whoa, I love it.
- [Ned] That's hot.
- [Eugene] Great.
Is that lightening McQueen from cars?
- You bet ya!
And then I thought, well, how
can I combine these ideas?
Watching you grow has been such a delight
and I just wanna tuck you
in and say that Eugene,
the nightmare is over.
Sweet dreams my little prince, sleep well.
(laughs)
- I hate to hear snuggling
on Teddy bear of Keith.
- Good night, Eugene.
- Upon review, unfortunately
I think Ned and Keith's
since they're kind of the same joke
might end up canceling each other out.
However, I will say to Zach
that you have hammered the same joke now.
Probably over six times over two videos.
I think you would win
based on the cleverness
of the second picture.
But yeah Zach, I think you win.
I'm giving it to you.
- Kachow.
- Don't say kachow.
- Kachow.
- Kachow.
- And that means Zach,
you are the winner of the
Photoshop nightmare battle.
- Thank you, I couldn't...
And I thank you all.
I think we all really prove
that we are good friends today
because good friends know
how to (beep) each other
- Comment below what you
wanna see us Photoshop next.
We got more photoshop battles to do
whether it's a nightmare,
a prank, a piece of food,
let us know what you wanna see.
- Oh no.
- Zach's the winner.
- No, make it stop.
(upbeat music)
- I just wanna put this
out there to the world.
If other people out
there are even thinking
about going through my other old photos
and covering up my ankles, don't you dare.
Don't even get that thought in your mind.
If you're thinking about
covering up my ankles,
you need to (beep) all the way
off and shut your computer,
go for a walk.
