- Roach-a-Bunga!
Welcome to another wet and wild match
of Fortnite Chapter two Season three!
We're so excited to have you guys here
cause today I'm gonna be shouting out
some long-time members of the channel,
so stick around to hear your name called.
(chuckles) First, that's what
the cool kids say, right?
It's not, "I'ma firin' my lazor!"
It's, "I'ma chargin' my shotgun!"
- [Game Voiceover] Roached!
- All right, first kill
of the whole match?
This calls for a shout out.
I dedicate this roaching to
Diana Longo, thanks Diana!
Another one, so soon?
- [Game Voiceover] Roached!
- Thanks for opening that
chest for me, you're so kind.
RNG Mr. Flip Out, very much appreciated.
Shout out to our members!
Just stocking up on my
goods before I roach again.
Oh boy, that sounded
like a marauders meteor.
Captain Accuracy are you spying on me?
- [Game Voiceover] Yarrg, I would never!
- Aha, I was right!
There's a meteor coming
down way over that way.
Better there than here though,
I am terrible with multiple targets!
I spy with my Roachin' eye someone else.
Hmm, let's get a little closer.
Don't wanna waste any
of my precious bullets.
♪ And I would scale 500 cliffs ♪
♪ And I would scale 500 more ♪
- [Game Voiceover] Roached!
- Lucky me, they stayed still.
Dedicating this roach to Betsy Carnathan!
It's the perfect time
to grab this purple SMG.
Ah, I hear bullets.
I'll name this gun after
another member, Raymond Vaughan!
They're still going at it.
Time for Roach to swoop in!
Roaches can fly, right?
Oh-oh, it's the Marauders,
this complicates things.
It's always a catastrophe
at Catty Corner! (chuckles)
(soft game booing)
Hey don't boo, you know
you love these puns!
Explosions, that's my cue!
Hey, wait a minute, this
isn't Marauders music,
this is Henchmen music.
I didn't think they were still on the map.
But where on earth was that player?
Someone has to be responsible
for those explosions.
There, you're mine now.
In the name of member Vikki Collins!
Decoys?
Now we'll never know who's the real one.
(grunts) See?
This is tarnishing my perfect record.
Maybe I can use all the
noise they're making
to approach, (chuckles) get it?
Approach, yeah, I still got it.
Charge it up, aw, man.
Ouch, hey no tag teaming!
Get down here, I will not go quietly!
- [Game Voiceover] Roached!
- That one's for Joe Schmoe!
Hmm, tasty loot, thanks for the goodies.
Speed Shield drinking.
You know, I was a champion
Shield drinker back in my day.
Drank four packs of chug
splash in under a minute.
My mom is real proud of me.
- [Game Voiceover] Not as
proud as I am of Robert Akyuz!
Thanks for the support.
Be still, siren fiend.
In the name of our ArcadeCloud
member, Jagdeep Singh Deer,
I shoot you down!
Okay, rude, I was totally grabbing mats
and you're over here
shooting me in the booty.
Ah, another infiltrator, we'll
see who's the better spy.
Spray all you want,
I'll just keep building.
Hey, what the...?
Aww man, he flew off!
Must've realized how powerful I was.
The more members I shout
out, the stronger I become!
(groans) Tracy May, the power!
I can still get you from here mister.
Nice try, but I'm in this
other build over here!
Doo9 Dog is in that empty build.
That guy just farted himself
off his own build, how?
Well, no matter, I'll just chase him down.
This is all in circle so
I'm not really worried.
Wheee!
Like I said, powerful farts, dang.
(groans) Stay still,
stop farting everywhere!
All this bouncing
attracted another player.
Ooh, a seasoned sniper.
(scoffs) I'll just build up
around myself for protection.
Protection for me and my friend E Masaoy.
Well at least they're shooting
at each other and not me.
Wow, and another one?
All of the current players
are converging, it's a party!
Hmm, who should I go for?
Sniper guy, land guy, or shark guy?
Vote now on your phones.
Ah, Roach hitting head
shots from miles away.
That one was for you, Wolf Aliev!
Another one?
That head shot's for you, Jessica K!
Oh boy, now I'm being sniped at!
Way less exciting the other way around.
Let's see if I can snipe anyone from here
while the storm closes in.
I couldn't snipe 'em,
so I moved positions.
- [Game Voiceover] Roached!
I love it when they stand still.
That roach was for you, Sheree Oliver.
Let's collect our payday.
Dangit fingers, build better.
Keven Stemen wants to see
me get a Victory Royale!
Okay, now I can get my loot.
Please ignore me, I'm
making a tactical retreat.
Nothing to see here.
What did I say?
Pay no attention to the
man behind the Roach.
Glad I had these extra shield potions.
Okay, let's skedaddle.
Tarik-soway-igh G. is counting on me.
Sure hope that wasn't aimed my way.
With only seven people
left, it's anyone's game.
Man, why do I always end
up at this fishing spot?
Better get more mats.
Come here trees, you've grown long enough.
(gentle music)
(gasps) I hear footsteps.
We'll break in on the
side and take 'em out.
I'll dedicate this one to you, Lois Robin.
Come out, come out!
Standing still so I can't hear you, huh?
(screams) Ambush!
You can't just scare me
like that and then run away!
Oh, I see, it's cause the storm is here.
Well, we're making a run for it, Maryam S!
There's still a chance
for me to take you out.
Do it for Ryan Rose.
(intense music)
We can still make it to the circle.
Take that, and that!
What a nice build up there.
That I will be ignoring.
Oh no, I'm so sorry!
Gotta get the high ground!
So close!
Okay, I'm in, but gosh, at what cost?
Attacked from all sides.
This is a nightmare!
Trees, protect me!
Okay, I'll shield up and...
(groans) I didn't even
get to Roach someone
for Robert Sargent.
Well Roaches, that's it for
this episode of Roach Plays!
I'm sorry we didn't get a
Victory Royale this time,
but I promise I'll keep practicing.
And, if you guys would like
to hear your name shouted out
in the next episode of Roach Plays,
be sure to check out our
new membership options.
Link in the description below.
Take care guys, I love you, stay safe
and I'll see you soon, bye bye!
(gentle music)
