>> I CAN'T BE DEAD.
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WOULD 
DO DIFFERENTLY, I WOULD NOT HAVE
SMOKED WEED IN FRONT OF STEVEN 
SPIELBERG THAT TIME I NEVER LOOK
AT ME AS A SERIOUS ACTOR AGAIN 
THAT'S TRUE.
I WOULD HAVE TAKEN LEAD ROLL IN 
"TED" THE HUMANITY AN FRIEND OF 
THE BEAR. 
>> YOU MEAN JOHN. 
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT. 
>> I'M SATAN THE ETERNAL PRINCE 
ALL THAT'S DARK YOU DON'T THINK 
I KNOW THE FAVORITE MOVIE ALL 
TIME DIRECTED BY MY FAVORITE 
FILMMAKER, OKAY, IT'S [ BLEEP ] 
JOHN
>> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME 
SETH ROGEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ 
>> HELLO. 
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 
>> YOU TOO, MAN.
>> Jimmy: COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, 
FIRST OF ALL IS THAT STORY ABOUT
STEVEN SPIELBURG TRUE?
>> YEAH 100% TRUE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPEN SND. 
>> I WAS AT A PARTY LIKE AN 
OSCAR PARTY MAYBE I JUST LIT A 
JOINT WHICH YOU PROBABLY 
SHOULDN'T DO AT THOSE THINGS BUT
I DID AND AT THAT MOMENT HE CAME
UP AND STARTED TO TALK TO ME 
WHICH WAS INSANE BUT I JUST LIT 
THE JOINT SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 
TO DO, AND I KNOW HE DOESN'T 
SMOKE WEED AND IS NOT A BIG FAN 
OF IT AND I FOUND MYSELF LIKE DO
I STOP, DO I HOLD IT, THAT'S 
WEIRD, I GUESS I HAVE TO KEEP 
SMOKING IT.
I KEPT SMOKING IT STEVEN 
SPIELBERG'S FACE WHERE HE IS 
LIKE I'M NEVER WORKING WITH THIS
[ BLEEP ] AGAIN AND THAT'S WHY 
I'M NOT THE LEAD ON THAT SHOW I 
WAS GOING TO BE THAT [ BLEEP ] 
KID. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A SHAME.
VERY CLOSE MINDED OF HIM. 
>> IT WAS.
I THINK HE'S PREJUDICE OF HIM. 
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A CLIP 
HILLARITY FOR CHARITY.
YOU PUT IT THIS ON TO BENEFIT 
ALZHEIMER'S DILZ EASE. 
>> YEAH MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AS 
ALZHEIMER'S AND WE STARTED TO DO
THE BENEFIT SHOW SIX YEARS AGO 
AND IT'S RAISED MILLIONS AND 
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OVER THAT 
TIME. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. 
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND IT'S GREAT WE JUST SOLD 
IT TO NETFLIX THIS YEAR LAND AIR
STARTING APRIL 6TH.
SARAH SILVERMAN IS PART OF IT.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S 
TOMORROW BY THE WAY. 
>> YEAH I'M BAD WITH DATES. 
>> Jimmy: I WONDER WHY THAT IT 
IS. 
>> EXACTLY DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY 
GOOD WITH DATES.
THERE'S MANY, MANY NAMES IT, 
INCLUDING POST MALONE, JEFF GOLD
BLOOM.
JUST 
IN -- 
>> Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING IS 
VERY FUNNY.
VERY WELL DONE.
DID A NICE JOB WITH IT. 
>> THANK YOU I WORKED VERY HARD 
ON IT.
IT WAS NICE.
CAME TOGETHER WELL. 
>> Jimmy: MAYBE WON'T GO TO 
HELL. 
>> THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I'M 
DOING IT SO I CAN GET AWAY WITH 
AS MUCH DISPICABLE DEBEHAVIOR AS
POSSIBLE. 
>> Jimmy: PART OF THIS IS YOU 
HAVE COLLEGES COMPETE TO SEE WHO
CAN RAISE MOST MONEY FOR CHARITY
AND WILL YOU GO TO THE COLLEGE 
WHO RAISES THE MOST, YOU WILL 
VISIT THEM IN PERSON. 
>> 100% AND WE'VE DONE IT THREE 
YEARS AND EVERY YEAR THE 
UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT WINS THEY 
ARE TENACIOUS SO I GO AND SHOW A
SCREENING OF ONE OF OUR MOVIES 
THAT HAVEN'T COME OUT AND LAST 
TIME I WENT THEY WANTED TO 
INDUCT ME INTO THEIR FRATERNITY,
AND I WAS LIKE YEAH, MY FIRST 
QUESTION WAS DO THEY PUT 
ANYTHING IN YOUR ASS IF SO WHAT 
AND FOR HOW LONG.
AND WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT 
I'M LIKE DO I ASK THEM IF 
THEY'RE GOING TO PUT ANYTHING IN
MY ASS OR DO I JUST, I REALLY 
HAD TO ASSESS WHETHER I WAS 
READY FOR THAT.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU?
>> I WAS I GUESS, RIGHT. 
>> Jimmy: WHEN IN ROME. 
>> YEAH, WHEN IN GREECE, I 
GUESS.
YEAH, SO I DID A SECRET 
CEREMONY, IT DOES NOT INVOLVE 
ANY PENETRATIVE ACTIVITIES, I 
GUESS YOU WOULD SAY, AGAIN, NOT 
THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT HAD
IT CALLED FOR THAT, THAT'S HOW 
MUCH I BELIEVE IN THIS CHARITY. 
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A HAND SHAKE 
YOU LEARNED. 
>> I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THE 
SECRECY OF THE FRATERNITY. 
>> Jimmy: DID THEY HAVE A PARTY,
DID YOU HANG OUT WITH THESE 
KIDS. 
>> AFTERWARDS THEY WERE LIKE 
WILL YOU GO TO A BAR WITH US, I 
WAS LIKE THAT WILL BE A 
NIGHTMARE FOR ME BUT I WILL GO 
BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT AND SMOKE
WEED WITH ALL OF YOU. 
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. 
>> SO I WENT BACK TO ONE OF 
THEIR SMALL, TERRIBLE 
APARTMENTS, I WAS LIKE WHERE'S 
THE WEED THEY'RE LIKE WE DON'T 
HAVE ANY.
I'M LIKE GUYS IF THERE'S EVER A 
TIME TO NOT HAVE NO WEED IT'S 
NOW ONE OF THEM RAN OUT AND WENT
GOD KNOW WHERE'S AND CAME BACK 
WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OUT OF 
BREATH WITH A GIANT BAG OF WEED.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
AND I ROLLED A GIANT CROSS JOINT
BECAUSE THAT'S MY GIMMICK IF I 
WAS TO HAVE ONE AND WE SMOKED IT
AND THEY ALL GOT REALLY STONED 
AND ASKED ME STUPID QUESTIONS 
FOR LIKE THREE HOURS.
IT WAS FANTASTIC. 
>> Jimmy: WOW.
I WAS THINK BEING THIS TODAY.
I FEEL THERE'S A MT. RUSHMORE OF
PEOPLE TO SMOKE WITH. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: AND ON THAT CORRECT ME
IF I DISAGREE, I THINK OBVIOUSLY
WILLIE NELSON. 
>> OF COURSE. 
>> Jimmy: SNOOP DOGG. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: PROBABLY WOODY 
HARRELLSON. 
>> YEAH HE DID A LOT FOR WEED.
HE'D BE A EASY HEAD TO CARVE OUT
OF ROCK AS WELL. 
>> Jimmy: I FEEL YOU'VE BUMPED C
HE E CH AND CHONG. 
>> THAT'S NICE THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED A 
LONG TIME. 
>> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE GIVE IT TO 
YOU OR ASK YOU FOR IT. 
>> YEAH I SMOKE OUT IN PUBLIC 
ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE WILL SEE
ME AND ASK IF THEY CAN HAVE SOME
OF MY WEED. 
>> Jimmy: THEY DO?
>> WHICH IS CRAZY TO ME. 
>> Jimmy: WHY IS THAT CRAZY. 
>> BECAUSE IT'S LIKE IF 
SOMEONE'S DRINKING A DRINK LIKE 
YO CAN I GET A SIP OF YOUR 
DRINK.
I'D BE A WALKING COLD SORE IF I 
SHARED JOINTS WITH EVERYONE WHO 
ASKED TO SHARE JOINTS WITH ME. 
>> Jimmy: SO WHAT DO YOU TELL 
THEM?
>> I SAY NO.
IF YOU SEE ME IN PUBLIC AND I'
