(keyboard music)
♪ Sittin' my bedroom night and day ♪
♪ Trying not to spread
this Corona strain ♪
♪ Watching TV shows 'cause
there ain't no games ♪
- Ugh, I miss Lebron, rest in peace, Kobe!
♪ Nothing in the pantry
but soup and beans ♪
♪ Half a loaf of bread and some sardines ♪
♪ Where's my can opener
I'm gettin' hangry ♪
- This is gonna smell great later.
♪ I'm in quarantine ♪
♪ It's day three of 30 ♪
♪ Eating beans sipping lean
reading all them memes ♪
♪ All the memes yeah ♪
♪ All the memes ♪
♪ No Postmates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home with a blue face ♪
♪ I can't believe how bad this
two year old food tastes ♪
♪ It's a shame ♪
♪ If I live through this
I'll never ever be the same ♪
♪ No Postmates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home with a blue face ♪
♪ I can't believe how bad this
two year old food tastes ♪
♪ It's a shame ♪
♪ If I live through this ♪
♪ I'll never ever ever
ever ever be the same ♪
♪ I'll never be the same ♪
♪ I'll never be the same ♪
♪ I'll never be the same ♪
♪ Wish I could get laid
but there's no hellos ♪
♪ And I'm been swiping
right on some oh hell nos ♪
♪ Ain't felt a boob in so long ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to try and grow my own ♪
- Just do it!
♪ Didn't hit the store in time to buy ♪
♪ A pack of two ply or some Lysol wipes ♪
- Where's the toilet paper?
♪ Now I gotta poop and I'm
asking the good lord why ♪
- Why God, why?
♪ I'm in quarantine ♪
♪ It's day three of 30 ♪
♪ Nothing's clean and there
ain't no games on TV ♪
♪ Just Stranger Things ♪
♪ Or one of these ♪
♪ No new dates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home watching blue rays ♪
♪ Ran out of TP now I'm
stuck using toothpaste ♪
♪ It's so lame ♪
♪ After this my booty hole
will never be the same ♪
♪ No new dates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home watching blue rays ♪
♪ Ran out of TP now I'm
stuck using toothpaste ♪
♪ It's so lame ♪
♪ After this my booty hole will
never ever ever be the same ♪
♪ Never be the same ♪
♪ I'll never be the same ♪
♪ I'll never be the same ♪
♪ I'm in my house for two damn weeks ♪
♪ The future's bleak ♪
♪ Bah bah bah bah bah ♪
♪ I'm feelin' weak ♪
♪ I need to sleep ♪
♪ Gonna brush my teeth ♪
♪ Bah bah bah bah bah ♪
♪ No Postmates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home with a blue face ♪
♪ I can't believe how bad this
two year old food tastes ♪
♪ It's a shame ♪
♪ If I live through this
I'll never ever be the same ♪
♪ No new dates ♪
♪ Yeah I'm just stuck in bed
at home watching blue rays ♪
♪ Ran out of TP now I'm
stuck using toothpaste ♪
♪ It's so lame ♪
♪ After this an Oral B will never ♪
♪ Ever be the same ♪
- Man I really hope this
goes viral worldwide.
Oh.
