So, Donald Trump's flirtations with illegality,
when it comes to his sexual exploits,
continue in this edition of Loser Donald.
You've heard, obviously, about the Trump tapes, and his desire to grab women by their crotches.
Well, he's been busy in other activities, too.
It turns out that he's not just pathetic
when it comes to "moving heavily" on women,
and trying to seduce them by buying them futons.
Even when he just wants to see something titillating,
he goes about it in incredibly creepy ways.
So, this was revealed earlier this year:
“Bridget Sullivan, a former Miss New Hampshire, told Buzzfeed last spring that Trump would walk through
the dressing rooms...” of the Miss USA Pageant that he was running “...to stare at the naked contestants.”
“The campaign...” at the time “denied the allegations...” strongly.
Now, what's funny about that, you'll see in a second.
It was confirmed more recently by Maria Billado, the former Miss Vermont Teen USA, who told Buzzfeed
"that Trump caused a panic in the dressing room when he barged in unannounced
as the young women -- some of whom were as young as 15 years old -- were getting dressed.
... Three other former teen beauty queens, who wished to remain anonymous, corroborated Billado's account...."
And so there we have, that's four--five former beauty queens all confirming.
Now, Billado also gave a quote about how she felt when it happened back in the--that was in the late nineties.
She said
"I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, 'Oh my god, there's a man in here.'
Billado ... recalled Trump trying to calm the teenagers down by saying,
'Don't worry, ladies, I've seen it all before.'"
[SATIRICAL TONE]
Don't you worry. I've seen naked 15 year olds
I'm attracted to before.
Now, look. This could simply be a creepy incident
of a guy who was too involved in the day-to-day
running of his Miss USA pageant contest,
and then he was just wandering around,
and he happened to see the women like that.
But the campaign denied the allegations,
20 or so years after they happened, even though
it was already known for years that this was not
remotely true, and that Trump didn't just happen
upon these women. This was his design all along.
He'd said this to Howard Stern years and years ago:
"I'll tell you the funniest is that I'll go backstage before a show and everyone's getting dressed ...
No men are anywhere and I'm allowed to go in, because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it..."
"...'Is everyone OK'? You know, they're standing there with no clothes.
'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women,
and so I sort of get away with things like that."
So, yes, he goes in intentionally “inspecting” it,
but what he's inspecting is naked 15 year olds.
And, so, it's not just that he tries to seduce married women by buying them furniture,
and then they shoot him down. It's not just that he subconsciously understands that if he tries
to kiss a woman she's likely to run away,
so he grabs her by the pussy first.
Even when he just wants to see something he's attractive to, he does it in absolutely the most
non-consensual, creepy way imaginable by busting in the dressing rooms, of women who are just trying to
compete in some stupid pageant, and watching them as they're naked, despite the fact that some of them
won't be legal to have sexual relations with for three years.
Now, this was a while ago. This was 20 years ago, or so. But that still makes him an approximately 50 year old
man, who is trying to ogle naked 15 year olds.
So, look. This is not one of the Loser Donald's that should determine your vote in this election.
This doesn't have huge policy implications. It does, perhaps, have legal implications since he was
intentionally, of his own words, trying to see naked underage girls dress.
But, no, this is just another example of how inherently pathetic he is. That when it comes to his sex drive
and his sexual appetite, he knows that women are not interested. He knows women don't want to kiss him.
They don't wanna be touched by him. They don't wanna be seen by him. So he sets up situations,
through spending millions of dollars, so that he can against their will, at least see something a bit naughty.
[SARCASTIC TONE]
It doesn't matter if it's a teenager, or whatever.
Absolutely pathetic. Classic Loser Donald on display.
