
English: 
- If he didn't have fangs,
I would think he was just a 2010 emo.
Like me, I used to be emo.
I used to actually dress
like this. (laughs)
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' but a mistake ♪
Oh, hello!
Beautiful humans!
My name is Brad Guy.
Welcome back to the
wackiness that is my channel.
It's funny Halloween.
It's Halloween.
It's gay Christmas.
I am exhausted.
It's Halloween month on my channel
and the past two videos I've done,
have just been really full on.
They've been really intense.
Last week, I bathed in the
blood of my enemies. (laughs)
Mm-mm. (exhales loudly)
(laughs)
Ooh, can I just say,
Boyfriend Bo and I had a
Halloween party on the weekend,
and I honestly think we've nailed it.
I think we've done the best
couple Halloween costume
that we've ever done.
We went as Romy and Michele
from "Romy and Michele's High
School Reunion". (chuckles)
Boyfriend Bo made this costumes himself
with his bare talented hands.
Actually, there's one here.

English: 
- If he didn't have fangs,
I would think he was just a 2010 emo.
Like me, I used to be emo.
I used to actually dress
like this. (laughs)
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' but a mistake ♪
Oh, hello!
Beautiful humans!
My name is Brad Guy.
Welcome back to the
wackiness that is my channel.
It's funny Halloween.
It's Halloween.
It's gay Christmas.
I am exhausted.
It's Halloween month on my channel
and the past two videos I've done,
have just been really full on.
They've been really intense.
Last week, I bathed in the
blood of my enemies. (laughs)
Mm-mm. (exhales loudly)
(laughs)
Ooh, can I just say,
Boyfriend Bo and I had a
Halloween party on the weekend,
and I honestly think we've nailed it.
I think we've done the best
couple Halloween costume
that we've ever done.
We went as Romy and Michele
from "Romy and Michele's High
School Reunion". (chuckles)
Boyfriend Bo made this costumes himself
with his bare talented hands.
Actually, there's one here.

English: 
This one's here made by Bo.
And it kind of matches
my outfit now, cool!
Actually, comment down below
and let me know what you think
of our Romy and Michele.
I would love to hear from you.
And also give some pros to boyfriend Bo.
He made this bloody
costumes himself. (chuckles)
I would be lost without him.
I take Halloween costumes very seriously.
I don't think it's
something you can half-ass.
You need to commit 100%.
A couple of years ago, we
actually went as The Veronicas
and painted ourselves completely red
and covered ourselves in red glitter.
And the year before
that, we went as t.A.T.u,
the lesbionic Russian pop duo.
Very unique choices, but I
just, I love getting dressed up.
But I'm not the only YouTuber
that loves getting dressed up.
And I like to keep a
keen eye on my socials
to see what the other YouTubers are doing,
'cause I don't have a lot of money.
These big YouTubers do
have a lot of money.
So, I think the expectations are high.
If you've got the cash and the resources,
your costume should be flawless.
So, in today's video,
I just wanted to sit back and chill,
and roast the hell out of some
YouTuber Halloween costumes.
And can I just say, James Charles,
you're about to cop an earful,

English: 
This one's here made by Bo.
And it kind of matches
my outfit now, cool!
Actually, comment down below
and let me know what you think
of our Romy and Michele.
I would love to hear from you.
And also give some pros to boyfriend Bo.
He made this bloody
costumes himself. (chuckles)
I would be lost without him.
I take Halloween costumes very seriously.
I don't think it's
something you can half-ass.
You need to commit 100%.
A couple of years ago, we
actually went as The Veronicas
and painted ourselves completely red
and covered ourselves in red glitter.
And the year before
that, we went as t.A.T.u,
the lesbionic Russian pop duo.
Very unique choices, but I
just, I love getting dressed up.
But I'm not the only YouTuber
that loves getting dressed up.
And I like to keep a
keen eye on my socials
to see what the other YouTubers are doing,
'cause I don't have a lot of money.
These big YouTubers do
have a lot of money.
So, I think the expectations are high.
If you've got the cash and the resources,
your costume should be flawless.
So, in today's video,
I just wanted to sit back and chill,
and roast the hell out of some
YouTuber Halloween costumes.
And can I just say, James Charles,
you're about to cop an earful,

English: 
because I'm just really disappointed.
But I'll get to that very soon.
(splash)
(upbeat music)
Honestly, let's just
start with one of the most
problematic YouTubers that I know.
He loves to pray on
heterosexuals. (chuckles)
I'm not saying that.
I don't know, it's all alleged.
I don't really care for the drama.
I just find it interesting.
(sips)
Ah, it's fucking hot!
This is James Charles'
Halloween costume for 2019.
James, Jim.
First of all, let's start with the face.
He's obviously Harry Potter,
but this is so face changed.
I don't know what I expected.
It's heavily face changed.
A, I think Harry Potter is very much done.
B, if you're a very talented makeup artist
with millions of dollars, I just feel
like you could've done some
sort of sickening makeup look.
It's just a real missed
opportunity, James.
If I had money (chuckles),
imagine me with money.
If I had money, I would've
got full arm prosthetics.
I would've had, shoulder pads.
My suit would've had lasers.
I would've been some sort of cyberpunk,
post-apocalyptic Mad Max-inspired villain.
I would've done something super dope.

English: 
because I'm just really disappointed.
But I'll get to that very soon.
(splash)
(upbeat music)
Honestly, let's just
start with one of the most
problematic YouTubers that I know.
He loves to pray on
heterosexuals. (chuckles)
I'm not saying that.
I don't know, it's all alleged.
I don't really care for the drama.
I just find it interesting.
(sips)
Ah, it's fucking hot!
This is James Charles'
Halloween costume for 2019.
James, Jim.
First of all, let's start with the face.
He's obviously Harry Potter,
but this is so face changed.
I don't know what I expected.
It's heavily face changed.
A, I think Harry Potter is very much done.
B, if you're a very talented makeup artist
with millions of dollars, I just feel
like you could've done some
sort of sickening makeup look.
It's just a real missed
opportunity, James.
If I had money (chuckles),
imagine me with money.
If I had money, I would've
got full arm prosthetics.
I would've had, shoulder pads.
My suit would've had lasers.
I would've been some sort of cyberpunk,
post-apocalyptic Mad Max-inspired villain.
I would've done something super dope.

English: 
James, with all that money
and all that makeup skill,
has just painted a scar on his head, hmm.
More like, Wingardium Leviosa. (chuckles)
You could've made this
costume, sexy Harry Potter.
You could've just had some
lingerie or a jockstrap
and just a tie and just a
scar and done slutty Harry.
That would've been a lot better
than just actually getting
a Harry Potter costume and being Harry?
I don't know, I just think
it's really lackluster.
He should've gone as his apology video.
That would've been funny!
I'm gonna give James Charles,
a one out of five, saws.
Okay, moving on to our next YouTuber.
Another beauty YouTuber.
I'm kind of low-key obsessed with her,
even though she's kinda
problematic as well.
Why's every YouTuber problematic?
When's my problem coming?
(gasps) Scandal, Brad steals
artichoke from grocery store.
This is honestly iconic.
(laughs) I fucking love this!
I don't even know who the
other two fierce chicks are,
but they look incredible.
Her pose is down, the costume
is fitted excellently.
It's just so correct.
So Nikita and her friends have dressed
as the three fierce
ninjas from Mortal Kombat.

English: 
James, with all that money
and all that makeup skill,
has just painted a scar on his head, hmm.
More like, Wingardium Leviosa. (chuckles)
You could've made this
costume, sexy Harry Potter.
You could've just had some
lingerie or a jockstrap
and just a tie and just a
scar and done slutty Harry.
That would've been a lot better
than just actually getting
a Harry Potter costume and being Harry?
I don't know, I just think
it's really lackluster.
He should've gone as his apology video.
That would've been funny!
I'm gonna give James Charles,
a one out of five, saws.
Okay, moving on to our next YouTuber.
Another beauty YouTuber.
I'm kind of low-key obsessed with her,
even though she's kinda
problematic as well.
Why's every YouTuber problematic?
When's my problem coming?
(gasps) Scandal, Brad steals
artichoke from grocery store.
This is honestly iconic.
(laughs) I fucking love this!
I don't even know who the
other two fierce chicks are,
but they look incredible.
Her pose is down, the costume
is fitted excellently.
It's just so correct.
So Nikita and her friends have dressed
as the three fierce
ninjas from Mortal Kombat.

English: 
(mispronounces names)
What are they called? (chuckles)
Kitana, Jade and Mileena.
Honestly, it's a fatality for me.
This has sleight.
What I do like, is that she hasn't turned
a costume into something sexy.
She's already chosen a sexy costume
and just sustained its sexiness.
Really clever.
And like I've said before in
a couple of fashion videos,
the best way to make a
costume more impactful,
is to have some accessories,
and those accessories should be
some fierce attractive
model-like friends. (chuckles)
(slurps)
Oh, fuck, why do I keep
drinking it, if it's hot?
I just realized.
This costume's also great,
because you got two fans.
You can double fan yourself.
I do get concerned with
g-strings or thongs,
as you might call them in America.
Any sort of fabric that goes right up
your crack like a
wedgie, just concerns me,
because I know after a night of dancing
on a sweaty dance floor,
if I've got anything near any
sort of crevice on my body,
it will be moist.
Moist.
Mortal Kombat characters are
actually quite sexy in general.
It's a very sexually charged game.
Sub-Zero, hot.

English: 
(mispronounces names)
What are they called? (chuckles)
Kitana, Jade and Mileena.
Honestly, it's a fatality for me.
This has sleight.
What I do like, is that she hasn't turned
a costume into something sexy.
She's already chosen a sexy costume
and just sustained its sexiness.
Really clever.
And like I've said before in
a couple of fashion videos,
the best way to make a
costume more impactful,
is to have some accessories,
and those accessories should be
some fierce attractive
model-like friends. (chuckles)
(slurps)
Oh, fuck, why do I keep
drinking it, if it's hot?
I just realized.
This costume's also great,
because you got two fans.
You can double fan yourself.
I do get concerned with
g-strings or thongs,
as you might call them in America.
Any sort of fabric that goes right up
your crack like a
wedgie, just concerns me,
because I know after a night of dancing
on a sweaty dance floor,
if I've got anything near any
sort of crevice on my body,
it will be moist.
Moist.
Mortal Kombat characters are
actually quite sexy in general.
It's a very sexually charged game.
Sub-Zero, hot.

English: 
Kano, really hot.
Baraka,
do me. (chuckles)
Congratulations, Nikita.
Yas!
Five out of five.
Make it perfect, well
done, this is fierce.
YouTuber number three, one of my favorite.
I've been watching Gigi
for a very long time.
Gigi Gorgeous and her partner Nats.
This is how you do Halloween,
when you've got money
and when you're famous, do
a full body makeup look.
We want wigs.
We want detailed costumes.
We want an accessory that matches.
And this time the accessory is, again,
another human that also looks fierce.
This is just excellently well
done, and I'm very impressed.
Oh yay!
To be honest, I don't even
really know the characters
that they're trying to be.
Is Nat's trying to be Jack Skellington,
and she's trying do Corpse Bride?
I can't be bothered looking it up,
but I think they look super cute together.
Ooh, the eyes are so freaky.
This was meant to be a roasting video.
And I haven't really roasted anyone.
Except James Charles.
She looks so good.
The other thing I love about this costume
is that, if this wasn't on Instagram,
I wouldn't know who it is.
I wouldn't know who either of them were.

English: 
Kano, really hot.
Baraka,
do me. (chuckles)
Congratulations, Nikita.
Yas!
Five out of five.
Make it perfect, well
done, this is fierce.
YouTuber number three, one of my favorite.
I've been watching Gigi
for a very long time.
Gigi Gorgeous and her partner Nats.
This is how you do Halloween,
when you've got money
and when you're famous, do
a full body makeup look.
We want wigs.
We want detailed costumes.
We want an accessory that matches.
And this time the accessory is, again,
another human that also looks fierce.
This is just excellently well
done, and I'm very impressed.
Oh yay!
To be honest, I don't even
really know the characters
that they're trying to be.
Is Nat's trying to be Jack Skellington,
and she's trying do Corpse Bride?
I can't be bothered looking it up,
but I think they look super cute together.
Ooh, the eyes are so freaky.
This was meant to be a roasting video.
And I haven't really roasted anyone.
Except James Charles.
She looks so good.
The other thing I love about this costume
is that, if this wasn't on Instagram,
I wouldn't know who it is.
I wouldn't know who either of them were.

English: 
And I love a costume that transforms you,
'cause that's really hard to do,
especially when you're as famous as her.
So, even more kudos.
In summary, Gigi has killed it.
I think she looks stunning.
I think it's a really clever choice.
I love that her partner is
also within the same theme.
I'm gonna give this a four out of five.
(applauding)
Oh, moving on to a gay YouTuber.
His name is Tyler Oakley.
He's been on You Tube
for many, many (mumbles)
many, many years.
And here he is, pictured
with an attractive friend
as a vampire.
I do like his Instagram caption.
It says, fang you, next.
Tyler, you're also wealthy.
I'm just really disappointed,
because this seems just so dull-like.
It's only just a vampire.
If he didn't have fangs,
I would think he was just a 2010 emo.
Like me, I used to be emo.
I used to actually dress
like this. (chuckles)
The best thing about this costume
is that his friend's in mesh,
and his friend's really hot. (laughs)
This could've been pushed so much further.
You could've been covered in fake blood.
You could've had platform shoes on.
You could've had a cape.
I just get so mad because I think,
if you've got all the money in the world,

English: 
And I love a costume that transforms you,
'cause that's really hard to do,
especially when you're as famous as her.
So, even more kudos.
In summary, Gigi has killed it.
I think she looks stunning.
I think it's a really clever choice.
I love that her partner is
also within the same theme.
I'm gonna give this a four out of five.
(applauding)
Oh, moving on to a gay YouTuber.
His name is Tyler Oakley.
He's been on You Tube
for many, many (mumbles)
many, many years.
And here he is, pictured
with an attractive friend
as a vampire.
I do like his Instagram caption.
It says, fang you, next.
Tyler, you're also wealthy.
I'm just really disappointed,
because this seems just so dull-like.
It's only just a vampire.
If he didn't have fangs,
I would think he was just a 2010 emo.
Like me, I used to be emo.
I used to actually dress
like this. (chuckles)
The best thing about this costume
is that his friend's in mesh,
and his friend's really hot. (laughs)
This could've been pushed so much further.
You could've been covered in fake blood.
You could've had platform shoes on.
You could've had a cape.
I just get so mad because I think,
if you've got all the money in the world,

English: 
and you're going to
dress up, why not invest?
If you don't like Halloween costumes,
or you don't like Halloween,
and you don't wanna dress up, that's fine.
Don't bloody do it, but
don't present me this.
But your friend's hot.
So, because of that, I'll
give you a two out of five.
(applauding)
Well done.
Okay, last one, and this one's funny.
This is a beauty YouTuber
by the name of Jaclyn Hill.
I never really followed her,
but I was aware of this big
drama with her makeup line,
and it was manufactured incorrectly,
and there was fluff and gloss
in the lipsticks and etc.
It was just this big drama.
And she was "Canceled" by the internet.
And here is her costume.
And Jaclyn Hill has decided
to say, "F you" to the haters.
But if you look really closely, (chuckles)
Canceled is spelled
incorrectly. (chuckles)
Jaclyn, your makeup looks stunning.
I love your accessories.
The colors are really cool,
they're very poppy on you.
I like the blood as well.
It's a real shame, though,
because she's trying
to really spread a message
about the toxic internet cancel culture,
but she just forgot an L.
She didn't actually just forget an L once,
she forgot an L on
almost every single time

English: 
and you're going to
dress up, why not invest?
If you don't like Halloween costumes,
or you don't like Halloween,
and you don't wanna dress up, that's fine.
Don't bloody do it, but
don't present me this.
But your friend's hot.
So, because of that, I'll
give you a two out of five.
(applauding)
Well done.
Okay, last one, and this one's funny.
This is a beauty YouTuber
by the name of Jaclyn Hill.
I never really followed her,
but I was aware of this big
drama with her makeup line,
and it was manufactured incorrectly,
and there was fluff and gloss
in the lipsticks and etc.
It was just this big drama.
And she was "Canceled" by the internet.
And here is her costume.
And Jaclyn Hill has decided
to say, "F you" to the haters.
But if you look really closely, (chuckles)
Canceled is spelled
incorrectly. (chuckles)
Jaclyn, your makeup looks stunning.
I love your accessories.
The colors are really cool,
they're very poppy on you.
I like the blood as well.
It's a real shame, though,
because she's trying
to really spread a message
about the toxic internet cancel culture,
but she just forgot an L.
She didn't actually just forget an L once,
she forgot an L on
almost every single time

English: 
she's written canceled on her dress.
Like, for that fact alone,
she should be canceled.
Okay, cancel it.
You know what she should do,
she should release a dress
that looks exactly like this,
but put an asterisk in front
of canceled, spelled correctly.
Oh, it's a shame you can't
Facetune in another L.
I don't think Facetune has
that sort of capacity yet.
Oh, Jaclyn.
You know what, I actually think
this is kind of low-key iconic,
so I'm gonna give her, three out of five.
Yay! (clapping)
I'm so hot and sweaty.
Comment down below and let me know
which of the YouTuber Halloween
costumes was your favorite.
Do you think it was Jaclyn Hill's
canceled costume? (chuckles)
And if you haven't got
a Halloween costume yet,
and you wanna wait at least
two weeks until shipping,
buy my merch.
And you can dress as
Brad Guy for Halloween.
How sad.
Also down below, there's
a link to my Patreon,
if you want uncensored Brad Guy content
and access to my after show.
This week's family member shout
out is Teton Gorphaeinskie.
Gorphaeinskie.
Teton Gorphaeinskie.
Teton.
Teton.
Teton?
Teton.

English: 
she's written canceled on her dress.
Like, for that fact alone,
she should be canceled.
Okay, cancel it.
You know what she should do,
she should release a dress
that looks exactly like this,
but put an asterisk in front
of canceled, spelled correctly.
Oh, it's a shame you can't
Facetune in another L.
I don't think Facetune has
that sort of capacity yet.
Oh, Jaclyn.
You know what, I actually think
this is kind of low-key iconic,
so I'm gonna give her, three out of five.
Yay! (clapping)
I'm so hot and sweaty.
Comment down below and let me know
which of the YouTuber Halloween
costumes was your favorite.
Do you think it was Jaclyn Hill's
canceled costume? (chuckles)
And if you haven't got
a Halloween costume yet,
and you wanna wait at least
two weeks until shipping,
buy my merch.
And you can dress as
Brad Guy for Halloween.
How sad.
Also down below, there's
a link to my Patreon,
if you want uncensored Brad Guy content
and access to my after show.
This week's family member shout
out is Teton Gorphaeinskie.
Gorphaeinskie.
Teton Gorphaeinskie.
Teton.
Teton.
Teton?
Teton.

English: 
Spill the Teton.
Love you all, thank you, mwah.
Thank you so much for watching.
I hope you had a great time watching.
I love Halloween costumes.
If this is your first time watching,
I would really love it,
if you could subscribe
and join the Brad Guy family of misfits.
(slurps loudly)
Have an excellent day, an excellent life,
peace and love to you.
(blows kisses)

English: 
Spill the Teton.
Love you all, thank you, mwah.
Thank you so much for watching.
I hope you had a great time watching.
I love Halloween costumes.
If this is your first time watching,
I would really love it,
if you could subscribe
and join the Brad Guy family of misfits.
(slurps loudly)
Have an excellent day, an excellent life,
peace and love to you.
(blows kisses)
