it's FGTV
FGTV SLOGAN
Every bitty it's fg. TV diddy and today is a big [day]
It's the day that I officially become a real gamer. I'm
playing with a controller
meant for the Xbox but on the computer [ah]
[it's] going down playing this game called grow home where we'll actually be going up
It's not so crystal Little rock monkey dude
And he has to get back to Planet Earth
And just like try it a little bit of it, but not much you know we're starting it
And I'm gonna do with y'all mission star plant expedition day 93 7 okay?
So we've got almost 1,000 days of an expedition going
life-sustaining
Ecosystem is [disc] [over] red
Must be top-secret
[scanning] first are planned [oats] been located oh that barf Mountain activating botanical utility droid to the keep
your Tanuki deploying exploration tools
Launching bud so bud is my buddy in his favorite meal is lunch. We're learning a lot
unlocked
Explore the Ecosystem and grow Star plants [2000] meters harvest Cedars to return to the Earth Half bird
so this little dude right [here], but ah
Crash landing so check him out he had all of it too much cooling to drink look at this guys like I don't know where
I am burnout. I'm like on an island. I'm surrounded by water. I'm a robot. [so] this is not Gonna be good
[so] water
So anyway this guy [oh], [no]. He's gonna. He's gonna throw up. Okay as you get a trip. Okay? Well, I?
Sizer, [oh] you're this way okay? So okay look at this now, okay?
Mom a bud compatible fuel source collect crystals to upgrade grab with bumpers or Triggers, okay?
So basically we got these like little things here, and I think you just kind [of] like grab on
Okay, weights not working bumpers Triggers bumpers, okay?
So basically I think I have to get closer to the to the crystal grab the Crystal took water, okay?
And I got a crystal look at that 1%
Uh-huh? [I] think you see here. Let me see like is this crystal and then like this this oh
lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpongeBob squarepants, so I've got Spongebob's house Luna [knows] [nego] [know] your robot you
Can't touch the water, so then you gotta you gotta just say Spongebob. I found your home little buddy
It's not right for me to keep these crystals. That's for you be free little pineapple
Chris the pineapple man you okay, so then oh here's another one, okay?
I'll give this one a Patrick star Patrick perfect. [I] got your new house
you don't live under the rock don't get [hannah] don't touch the water crazy bud yet your name should be but
botanical
Obtrusive dork, I don't know. What was his name wouldn't stand for you. So check this out. I
Got boogers alright, so [then] he's gonna crawl out [lady's] got these little little bumper things here. I don't know what they call them
I don't know much and
Who you just be chipping away chocolate chip in oh good this guy makes cookies look at her. He's so goofy [wow]
[hey], look at me. I'm [in] space
ooh
[but] uh moto okay, so I really gotta get some more crystal. I think the crystals
Yesterday power you up so 2%. I'll look [against] 100% that's pretty crazy to [see] I'm [excited] to play this game with you, whoa
[this] way buddy. This is weird. All right, so then I'm gonna climb [up] here. Oh butterfly. Where'd it go?
I love butterflies. [oh] man. He ditched me
All right, you little your little
Larvae
Porpoise I don't know what what is the thing of larvae what a 1 hour 1 hour butterfly? [oh], [they're] caterpillars, that's right
But they can't climb like I can what whirling my feet just dangle [like] [do] something with your feet you little lazy
You're lazy phalanges. Well, that's a scientifical medical term so difficult you like it word um oh here
It's a cactus for [PVC]. I don't like you ah I'm going to yank you out of the ground no
I'm going to do it ah
Just because [I] have this scrawny pixels what what did I have accomplished something?
Mom
Who is this Mom?
He sounds like such a nice lady crumbs
She calls me crumbs [spiced] remarkable exam in a while. I can't believe grown Star player. Oh
My God all this [time], miss I missed all this time with Mom and she calls me [grub]. [I]
Can't like the leader okay? So mom. I'm not gonna let you down. Oh, oh man
Spikey pickles, I got spikey cactus. You don't mess with this - he's from [PVZ] and he's a camper uh-huh
[oh], maybe this is a potato. It's a spiky potato Bob. Don't pick up mommy and scary
What do you do? Who does that who [just] comes up in the room? I'm playing trap Daniel, okay?
That was my wife [ah] let's see all right. So what do we what are we go? Oh my gosh, all right Sandy cheeks
That's for you, baby. [hey]
Sandy Cheeks, [oh]
Okay, we're gonna go go don't grip grip do it [I] fell down oh
Yeah
Forget you Sandy and try to be nice to you and get you something
I'm gonna see how quick I can climb climb climb climb climb climb fuck and I fell down
Chocolate chip, and we're baking cupcakes uh-huh uh-huh all right here. We go. Come on faster faster, [so] this is cool
You can climb up pretty quick not that quick one into [em]
[oh], you just got [oh], you got to get with the motion the motion of the potion. [oh], yeah
The motion of the Grippit this do beat Rick come on. Come on. Come on. You look no, no whoa, okay?
Can't do too. Fast. It doesn't do anything all right right away last time. I try to give Sandy cheeks a [Shakin] thing oh
Pumpkin I love pumpkin no ha ha wiser. I leave me first my mom and that pumpkins
Deploy in snow with a why
Fall flower mom. What a feathery potential floaty flower form
I'm really starting to miss her. I'm having like vague distant memories of her
For what I can remember she's robot
Mom, I'm coming to find you
All right, so I got some flour. What some I got a backpack, [huh], oh sweet backpack backpack
Dora ain't got nothing on my backpack if you see
Dora tell her to get over the river through the star plant, and that's how you get [to] Bobby
This [load] is a ball and this are so much okay go back here
Tommy can we just get a bunch of these plants? What do they know okay? I'm just like collecting plasma
I know I got some girlfriends somewhere in this world, and when I see them they go and be like
Oh, you're probably a flower you're so cute bud and like yeah
Call me the botanical Obtrusive dork, but that's a boy. No. That's Pod. [oh] my gosh
My name is Ben bought the whole time wait
I'll just pretend. It's ups true
Obtrusive like I flipped it
Oh, I'm a leaper. Oh snapples. I'm a leaper all right cool [and] then
Give me that crystal yes, baby creeper said cool and then and then oh I got my I got my flower
[oh] my gosh. Is there a girlfriend nearby hey, baby. Got your flower
I want to like this huge venture and I got him back set you. Oh, no, that's just a cactus
Maybe the cactus is my girlfriend. I don't know [all] right um
So [I] [dig] let me see can you like float you can actually float with the flower she loves me?
Show us. Yeah, oh
Oh, she has [lovely] that's good. It's cool
[she] loves me not oh
I'll just get it. I know that's just [if] whoa. What's up my backpack?
It's like changing like symbols and stuff like that. What is that? Oh my gosh? It's crazy little hands. Oh my gosh
Look at the back legs are like [hit] is that a sheep. Oh my gosh like a crystal sheep
You know look at the butt doing a little butt legs like little ham hocks [like] a little Christmas day hams come here
Little ham, I'm Gonna get you. [I] want to get [you] put in my backpack and [Ichi] for later
I'm gonna share you with my girlfriend. What are you doing? What are you sniffing the [ground] for [you're] [a] little creepy bud huh or
Formerly known as Bob get back a sheep
You are to be saddled up like your mind [to] [osu] take me to a secret hideout
I don't like rock get out of there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, thanks. I got you cornered. Yeah now
What's up get in my backpack? [no]? [oh] my gosh? [oh]?
[my] I got the do I have the sheep [I]?
Like get over here. Don't you ever leave me I got this far for you
I was just kidding guys a whole time it was that a cactus
It was the sheep is the girl for just kidding um no, oh yeah right here here
Get out [of] my way. This is my crystal. This is my crystal crystals crystals come on Man try get crystals
Anyways a little sheep ham hock dudes. I want to get move
move
add a g
Wait yeah add a g and [then] that's what y'all need. Do need a budge. Okay here. We go here. We go. Yeah
[about] 4% oh my gosh, it's Gonna. Take me a long time to get 200%
[I] just want to see look at this little well hand, but hand but [oh]
So adorable our little is [cacked] eyes
You see any more crystals. [oh]
There's a crystal. [I] love this crystal. Oh my gosh. That [is] my favorite one look at that. Oh my gosh
I'm totally going good. I like to get this. No. Why would you come backwards? That's weird, okay ready?
Can you climb upside down let's see? Oh, no, you don't know you don't you do you do get me ah?
You have it the grip of a two-year-old um
Flower, I don't know a two-year-old baby. That's better okay, then yeah
Alright now five like slowly growing up. My mom's missing white our
Lord in five ball quake [what] I gotta do to [get] you to go back
Whoa, what was that mom? Did you say something?
Mom is this you [oh] my gosh. This is my bob. [oh]
Hey your give more wrinkles than ikes whoa mom, mom
I didn't mean to steal your money out of your purse, okay? [oh]
This [is] not my mom. This is my teller router
oh
What's this left stick to navigate you that sounds cool and then x your [telephone] and now I'm left sticking em touch
You bully back at the beginning. Oh, what is this timeout mommy all right? Let's go. [I'll] get back my sex again, okay
Yes, we're back whoo Crystal crystal, [ooh]?
I found a crystal. I'm leaping yeah look um on frog monk. Come on. Come on froggy. Yeah, frog monkey. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, come don't start glitching on me now. No, [sir] glitching here. We go here. We go. Yeah
Yes, it's mine my precious my precious
Shammi go I got it. I got my precious. What it what did he just say?
Um I'm starting to think I speak bud
Something I speak robot. I like this guy this game is fun
Red Blue Blue spot oh let me see do you speak people to leap up a little bit?
no, I
Have ancient Archaea. Grow [bond] language for my intro be really popular [about] it like something like a oh wait
I think I need another flower if I show up and get my girlfriend a flower fill in one petal laughs
she's going to be mad, okay hold on here and
pull come on do it I
Got a flower. Hey butterfly. [oh], no, what is this stuff crystal, Peepee? Oh?
Quick five-second rule, you can't stay on it for longer than five seconds. [oh] my gosh. Have the hugest nose itch and oh
That hurt meaning in me, what is this?
Whoo that's a shiny
That's a Shiny crystal whoa change colors
Oh, wait. Hell, and now I'm gonna save sparking I could pick my nose hold on guys guys close your eyes
All right now that you've seen too much. I'm gonna need to erase your memory. So whatever you do
Stay still look directly at the YouTube screen
I'm Gonna flash you
Bam
Memory erased [I] mean um hey guys you might be just joining me today on fGT
What is this star shoot mom? You should be able to guide shoots towards the energy rock well
Maybe if you taught your son like a good mom should so just leave [him] here in the strange world no, no
No, mom. Oh yeah. I know that's great like falling down. I never had am on the properly [teach] me [how] [to] [climb] crystals. [oh]
Seriously, what is this? Why am [I] half invisible? I have [superpowers]
Okay, no, but seriously what are they talking about? [I] don't know I have mommy issues
Not me in real life. I'm just pretending to be bud okay here. I go. I'm back up here
Yeah, not all at my head. What's wrong with your head dude go slow lay off of the Kool-Aid
Started mmM, [ha] [ha] good at it. Yeah, what what is happening? You should be able to go
I'll grab the chute and hold tight grow with [x.x]
Whoa, what are we doing? Oh?
My goodness. [oh], this is how you grow the plant
[huh]?
Wow, that's nothing [like] real life
So okay grow up here. Grow. I'm growing home. I'm growing down the bayou
What's up here more pineapple houses? You know what mister, okay?
You make a lot of money, okay?
I'm not getting you a house you can get your own all right so hold on wait. What should I do um?
That was a burp. Hey burp is a
Function of the human body which allows them to relieve gas okay, bud I'm talking [about] not you guys. I think I strike know that
All right now
let's get a flower and [uh] [uh] [uh]
[ah], [sh], whistle cake some awesome sauciness. Oh, she loves me. Oh gosh. She loves me not
I do it
Do it okay?
Corniness Aside
Green beans welcome cuz here's Eddie way too much corn a good listen. I like green beans
You know what kind of green means I like mushy green beans. I cannot stand me. No stinking green [beans] that are crisp
Now how do I climb [down] just like dropping and grab okay? Okay, right there?
No, no stay. Go ah okay. Hello. Hello
My name is bode. No, no nobody
But you're almost 5 [years] old you need to start learning how to act like it grab it quick, okay, [exa]
Grow what like where am I gonna grow? There's no crisp thing?
Why would I want to go down? Where are we going? We're going on a trip on my favorite?
Crystal ship going through the sky left stick to go oh I can guide. Oh my goodness
I'm riding a crystal peapod. [oh]
It's done. What like what do I do um help get me down [ah]?
[okay], no seriously like what am I supposed to do right here?
seriously
Seriously, who are you?
No, no, no, where are we where are we if I fall press? Why why?
doctor
You kiddin me. You kiddin me. You kiddin me. I'm in the water. [oh]
Okay, yeah, oh yeah, that was fun. Oh. Yeah, let's do that again sometime
[I'm] thinking not I'm totally thinking I [just] fell [down] from the sky. [I'm] not doing too good. [oh] my goodness
Thanks. Thanks. You're weird Crystal Beanstalk. I'm gonna go beat up Jack and get my money back
Seriously kind of [stalk] is this like who does that?
Why would you do that? [oh]?
I gotta make it all the way up [here], huh?
why would I do this quick climb we must climb with precision and
Speed to get through all [my] head is crunched out on my back. I got a crank. I got a crank
I got a kink out oof that was a close one
I almost
Bob I almost lost my neck did okay, okay? Come on. We'll be [a] little
Movie okay? He's got crystals. He's like pixely and he's crystally so he's got pistols wait
what's that [can] I can I climb up there not I want to climb back [on] the
Mount P. Mark come on come on go go go go go. It's all about that. It's all about [that]
it's all about the finger the
thumb
Oh, yeah, that's good. I like that come on. Come on
Yeah, buddy, wait wait wait. Stop buddy, buddy hang on for dear life
Seriously pretend you [just] saw a deer and you're holding out for life. No no. No. Why is this so hard to control?
Why I don't know [oh] I dunno cuz my mom never taught me. What is this?
Mom [oh] you oh now, you're here back on a bat mom extremely elastic new Growth interesting. What is this gorgeous bounce?
Boot what what I did what I do where am I where like where we going?
What what [oh] what's happening?
Am I supposed to okay wait?
Wait, wait wait. [oh] my gosh. I'm scared hold on
What's over here? I'm not going to be a little crazy [peapod] thing brought me to the middle of nowhere
What is what is creepy noises? Whoo I've found something
I have found something of high importance. Oh my goodness
I think I can't make a leap. What is that grab the red flower out of stuff? [oh], I've been new Dad
Oh, [I] [bid] [new] [dad] you see you know what I'm saying, okay, right and oh
I did it. I need to re-up on some leafs. I need to get me a leaf. [oh], what is this?
I thought I found a teleporter sweet is it like a checkmark? Is it like a checkpoint?
Please be a checkpoint. Please [Pj]. Boy wait yeah yes, Bob at this view
It's got my name on it, and I've never been oh, I have to push these things [down]
It's got my name on it. I've never even been up here seriously dude
Are you making me push these things down are you just wasting my time? There's one and then one [more] ready?
Fall down now, okay? I really
Well, you know I do this
I'm afraid I'm afraid to use it I think
What we like left stick oh
I've been there [what] I want to go back
I don't want to be in your teleport club the teleporter is doofy okay, so oh wait
I found a crystal. Okay ready, so wait
What good come good in my backpack? Yeah? He's in alright, dude wait wait. Oh
Crystal guess who found a crystal [guess] who's about to fall off the crystal not me?
[huh], you thought [it'd] [work], but no, it's not you silly cuz oh yeah. I know you're not my cousin. Yeah, [oh]
I just got a pull like look not an all-out Kool-Aid drinker
Just drink it. Here you go no no down there you go in pool there. We go
[okay], so like now what I do oh
I gotta get up there. Oh, I gotta get up [there]. How can [I] get up there?
I'm never Gonna be able to get up there. Oh
I was supposed to guide it to that thing oh
Wait a second. Yeah, this is never gonna work. I think I'm stuck guys whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa? I'm scared of heights
I'm scared of heights all right so yeah, I don't know what's going on here. Oh, that's it
It's a new flower, and I found I spotted in the flag call dibs on it. [I] called dibs
You hear that everybody in this world? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, yeah Big ham, but cheeps okay?
Go this way before [the] hand, but sheeps come come on, but she pins I mean ham she butts him, okay ready
I need to I need to I don't want to fall okay. This way dude. This is creepy
Okay, right there. Go slow. Go slow. Go slow go slow my man pace yourself
whoa
No, no, whoa. Whoa? Why you okay? No? No, no, no, no don't be scared
Don't I don't scare don't shake no no don't be scared. Oh my gosh. She's [ghetto] [he's] [gotta] go peepee
Ooh, there's no bathrooms up here my man. Just let it go
[just] let it. Go, [just] let the circuits go let all your circuits. Go ready come on and
Yes
X2 [grill] no, I don't know where yeah, right there. Yeah, I'm growing on it
Okay, I love this game like what are you doing? [I] might have to do something else [justjust] crying like just want me to [go]
What's dark? Oh, gosh? I need my mommy. I'm nothing without my mommy. I'm scared. I'm scared of the dark
It's trapped [amy]. Oh my gosh. You're super evil Chaos gonna be on top. [oh] my gosh, please Chaos please
Yes, just some flour is cool in a crystal. I find a crystal
Why is my nose so itchy it's like strange get in my backpack it you two you two gets in my backpack
Okay, anyway. No wait. I just wasted it. Okay fine. Yes, you you look you look fine and Dandy
Thank you, randy. [I] guess I named flowers from time to time here
But [basically] I'm just trying to get this crystal or I'm at nitrogen. Who's that my present more?
No, that was not a kiss. Oh, I've made it to the top of mount
Mount plant more
Okay, let's do [to] this [day]
My grant even all right that's my nephew. That's what he says on his youtube channel very very catching thing um
Can't you say well? Don't be busy don't be busy let's go. Let's go okay. Oh, I got a crew I get it
Okay, even though like I can I can walk up this
But you still want you still want me to use my little what do I have so I'm like spider bot spider bot
Why is the game player of this player of this game as has [not] [talked] about me?
I do and I have the itch it's not it
This is more mainly like it's oh can I jump on this wait get out of my way is this a bad?
It's just a super bounce pad missy is this no, it's not springy leaf right now
What now what what they want me to go down when I was already down there wait a sec
Okay, whoa whoa, whoa wait a minute, jose. Oh that thing we know what?
love
Cooks like yeah, don't remind me. I know I love my [robe] boo
I await, oh
Freeze I don't see him. I don't see a plan
Do I want to go over there? I think that was that one already grown?
Isn't that one grown over there? Isn't it grown?
um oh
My gosh, I'm scared. [oh] my scaredy gosh
All right, we're gonna try it. [I] I see. I guys you'll you'll learn that some things about me
Is that like I'm like partially color board? Yeah? It's true. It's gonna work, but
You know I'm supposed to go [to] oh my gosh. Do I just jump I'm gonna jump jump jumping for I'm dropping for it
I'm dropping for and
And so anyway, I know [until] [I] get to like the little red thing
I'm like I don't know if that's right up there, but yes he no wait wait hey hey hey. Hey who's [griffin]
I'm griffin you tripping. Let me grip dude. Let me grip get a grip. I am getting grips
What's up, okay? Sis stay here collect yourself. I'm running out of crystal power. Oh that one
Come on. I [gotta] go back serious
Are you serious?
Okay, go slow go slow. Are you gonna walk like that? [why] is so [do] [fee] please don't fall quick great grab on
Okay
Well, I got this I got this I got this [all] right
I'm going up here, and then I'm jumping limit none your little weird frog robot. Oh. Yeah here we go. [oh]
All right after this one this might be my last my last
Growth of the Star plant today, but I love this game thumbs up for this game, okay?
This might be my new favorite game. Don't what do you mean? What do you mean?
Why am I hugging two rocks pick one rock you greedy bud you can't do that?
look at your fees like put your right foot in you put your left foot in you put your right [foot] out and
You get all about you do the hokey pokey in the Macarena now
And now I'm a [newbie] bud haha all right so hold on
I don't know which way do I let go which way do I okay wait? What wait seriously seriously seriously seriously
Okay, don't be scared. Let me please look a little rivet. No. What are you doing? Oh, gosh?
I think he's got number two coming. Oh my gosh close your eyes. [oh]
Okay, good. It was it okay? It's [also]. [low]. Oh
okay, uh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa way away away away way away
Quickly yes. Yeah, okay, wait wait wait. No no. No not down that down. Why is it inverted. Yes, no
Yes, please please reach, please reach, please reach. Oh my gosh. It's not Gonna reach
Come on. Come on
Yes, oh
my gosh
Quickly crawl up here for resources guys. I'm gonna part. I'm gonna. I'm saving this here. This is scary. No, it's turning dark
I'm afraid of Chaos Mommy
It's a scary old man
Crap radium oh yes. Oh my pumpkin [um] reunited. Hey, I was the killer no wait wait. Where you going?
Where you going you can't leave me home good?
pumpkin it
Are you are you down there?
pumpkin
pumpkin
Okay, I'm not taking that chance. What grip okay? I pumpkin left me
Oh a another pumpkin seriously no crystals
Nothing you guys ain't got nothing for me
Nothing up here except a flower
Okay, so I guess guess who's getting into flower boom
boom
Okay, cool. So now wait. Let's just stop. Oh wait. Oh, [krystal] dare. I do it
I dare I do dare. I know oh my gosh
I'm going where no bud has ever gone before yes
Yes, I'm so daring 10% what is that? What is that icon wait click right stick to zoom in and out? Oh?
Mom you shouldn't that way. What did you say mom mom your your son
I'm only like 10% old and you're like treat me like I'm super
Oh wow, so there's more so we just got to keep growing up, whereas wow
that looks like a huge platform of
Sociological life, what was it called Ecological?
Yes Psycho pSychology [alright] guys
That was grow home
I'm gonna go and if you're not then you should go home
I don't know what I was going with that, but anyway, that's cool. I'm finally a gamer
This is the real smile
Have any water left a little bit whoa is that?
Backwash
Yes, leftover turkey from earlier
Hmm, all right
Shh, that's strangely like a delicatessen. I love it
It isn't that a deli [a] delicacy. That's why I meant to say a
delicatessen that must be from my New York
Knowledge you know I'm saying shout out my delicatessen alright so guys that's it. We're going home. [thank] you [leigh]
Let us know if you think littering
All right
Seriously now you know what I'll try to say. I'll try to do this thanks so much for watching thumbs [of] the video
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