Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to "my cardigan".
I dug it out of the closet to be with me during my sick times so that I would not be afraid and/or cold
in the face of the zombie apocalypse
Huh?
Somebody spilled jam everywhere. That's no good
(zombie screams)
(Mockingly groans) You too
I really goop this one
Kaboom!
Kabang?
aaaannddd.. Kapoopy!
Oh, no. Oh, no, he's not dead is he?
(Gunshot) One more for good measure? There we go! (Well done Mark)
OH COME ON! >:(
Ohhhhhhhh
Ohhhh
I dunno what that did but I think it was gud?
Alright, so it's just a quick hop and a jump!
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Why am I here?
Why do you guys drip so much?
Why are you guys so goopy; you-you're just waiting in ambush
I WANT THIS AND I'M LEAVING!!
YoU'rE fI-IinE
hE'lL nEvEr GeT mE!
Hey!
STOP THAT!
AHHHH! YOU DA-SECOND KNIFE!! NOBODY EXPECTS A SECOND KNIFE!
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'Main Shaft'? Heh
How'd they know my nickname
(Laughter)
I-
I AM -
FAHK!
I AM-
FUCKED
I'm gonna gun it. I'm gonna
NAH! I SHOULDN'T HAVE GUNNED IT
Ow my ribs! My ribs
My-my ribs are nothing but weak babies before the mighty tyrant (CENSORED)
