
English: 
Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
We got a very very...
I N T E R E S T I N G
episode today where we're going to be...
Basically, we bought a bunch of...
cheap stuff on Amazon and AliExpress.
Well, depends on your definition of cheap, but...
compared to the typical violins.
So we've got some gadgets that are meant to help you
learn and get better at the violins.
We also do have a small toy size 1/8 violin,
- and we also bought a...
- A...
- full size violin because...
- full size.
some of these gadgets, we're not putting on our instruments.
- Yes, I think we- yeah!
- I refuse to do that.
I don't wanna take that risk.
So should we start with the violins first?
- Yes, let's open it.
- We'll now open it.
So this is... I believe, the 1/8 size violin.
at an affordable price of
Oh wow!
Yeah.
Dude, that's...
bargain!
- Help!
- Take it out.
Wait, wait... No, no, no.
ASMR.

Chinese: 
欢迎回到新一期的双琴侠
我们准备了一期灰常灰常……
因吹斯汀
的视频，我们要……
我们就是在亚马逊和全球速卖通上……
买了一堆便宜货
不过还是看你对“便宜”的定义吧
反正就是和正常小提琴相比啦
所以我们这里有一些……
理论上应该是帮你学琴练琴的配件
我们还买了把迷你1/8玩具型小提琴……
- 还有一把……
- 还有……
- 全琴因为……
- 全琴……
这里面有些配件，我们才不会安在自己的琴上
- 嗯，我觉得我们——是啊！
- 我才不要
我才不冒这个险
我们先从小提琴开始？
- 好，我们拆开看看吧
- 我们现在就拆包装
所以这个是……我觉得是1/8小提琴
售价也很低……
哇！
是啊
这个真……
真便宜！
- 救我！
- 把它拿出来
等等……等等等等
ASMR

English: 
Oh yeah...
Here we go, guys. We're opening it.
Pfft!
OH MY...
- Dude...
- Dude, it's broken!
- No, the bridge is packed here. Is that the bridge?
- Oh...
- Why are the strings like packaged on this side?
- Packed down.
- That's so weird!
- It smells funny.
*cough*
The D string is off its grid.
- The grooves are just-
- They were wrong.
They look like someone just scratched it
- with a freaking nail.
- Dude, this violin is not a violin.
- That is not a violin.
- It's not even wood.
Dude, this looks horrible.
It looks... not good.
This colour is artificial AF.
What is this?
- It's a million- It's got glitter!
- No, I think it is wood.
- It's just painted.
- Wait, it's glittery. Don't...
Do you have glitter on you hands? Oh...
This comes with no manual.
How is a beginner meant to figure out how to install a bridge?
- I know.
- Something luthiers trained years and years for.
I also get a feeling the pegs are gonna snap.
Dude, there's no...
HA HA HA! There's no-
- There's no string um...
- It's so flat! It's the flattest bridge I've seen!
The flat bridge society, guys, there you go.
There's no string grooves!
We need to get a knife.

Chinese: 
噢耶……
好啦大家，我们要把琴盒打开了
噗……
天……
- 天啊……
- 啊朋友，是坏了的！
- 没，琴桥被放到这里了——这是琴桥吗？
- 哦……
- 为什么把琴弦压到旁边包装？
- 压下去……
- 好奇怪啊
- 闻起来也怪怪的
D弦都跑了
- 弦槽就都——
- 完全是错的
看起来好像是谁用钉子——
- 随便划上去的
- 天啊，这把小提琴根本不是小提琴
- 这不是小提琴
- 根本不是木制的吧……
哇，这真是一团糟
看起来……不好
这个颜色也太假了吧
这是啥？
- 是个百万——它上面有亮粉！
- 不，我觉得是木制的
- 就是被刷上油漆了
- 等等，它上面有亮粉，别……
你手上有亮粉吗？喔……
这里没有说明书
一个初学者怎么知道该如何安琴桥啊？
- 是啊
- 制琴师训练了很多年才会的一道程序
我觉得调音轴也要崩了
哇，没有……
没有——
- 没有弦——
- 好平啊，这是我见过的最平的了！
桥平协会，大家，就这样的
没有弦槽！
我们得去找把刀

Chinese: 
- 不行，我们就要这样拉， 不能加工
- 把它切开
- 这坑人的，你没法拉这玩意儿
- 是啊
朋友，这琴桥根本没切对，你看看！
- 这个错了——这个形状错了
- 这不是琴桥
这边他们给削掉了一点
但是这边削多了，就不均匀了
初学者怎么知道哪边是左哪边是右啊
这不是琴桥
说一下，G弦应该高一点
- 但是我觉得这还是不对
- 我觉得他们根本不知道
琴桥错位半厘米就会影响声音
然而你会指望——
- 是不是快崩了？
- 断……
- 我要不要拧一下调音轴？
- 嗯，松一下吧，快崩了
我好怕它会崩——崩我们脸上
哇你有没有听到那个音就——
要不然你把琴弓拿出来，我调一下音
调调这超惨的一乐器
这块完全没了，应该有槽的
朋友啊，这皮的质量也不行
看起来好像他们就给切了
你知道的，不是融上去的
是啊
- 就给切了
- 就这样安上的，是啊
我好怕这个要崩
是啊
哦……
有松香吗？
看起来像尿
我就不把E弦再调高了，感觉不对

English: 
- No, we have to do it as it is. We have to do this as it is.
- We cut it open.
- This is a scam. You can't play this.
- Yeah.
Dude, the bridge is not cut well. Look at that!
- That's a wrong- Yeah, that's a wrong shape.
- That's not a bridge.
Here they kinda shaved it off,
but here they shaved even more, so it's so uneven.
How is a beginner meant to know which side to install it?
This is not a bridge.
By the way, the G string side is the higher one,
- but I don't think this is right.
- I don't think they knew.
Half a millimeter off bridge placement affects the sound,
and then you expect-
- Is it gonna snap?
- ...break.
- Should I do the pegs a little bit?
- Yeah, do the pegs down. It's gonna snap.
I'm scared it's gonna snap, like, pop in our face.
Dude, can you hear how the note goes...
Do you wanna get the bow out while I tune this?
Disaster of an instrument.
This bit is missing. There are meant to be grooves here.
Dude, the leather is not made well.
It's like they just cut it.
You know, it's not like melted on.
Yeah.
- It's just cut.
- It's just put on. Yeah.
I'm scared this will pop.
Yeah.
Oh...
Is there a rosin?
Looks like pee.
I'm not tuning the E string any higher. It doesn't feel right.

English: 
I'm gonna put some rosin on this... fantastic bow.
This bow is not even varnished.
That's so dangerous.
- Ha ha ha ha!
- The wood could like scratch you.
OH, LOOK AT THE TIP!!
Ugh... This is disgusting!
Wait, what? I can't see.
- It's weird.
- Look at the wood, it's not cut properly.
Alright, I'm done with this violin.
Oh, you forgot to use oil, not rosin.
This is how Henry Lau does it.
Wait, don't- Get outta shot!
Oh! Sorry!
Can I try your bow on this? Cos it might be a rosin thing.
I don't know if I want my bow touching that monstrosity.
Alright, have fun.
It's not playable!
It sounds like a dying...
something.
Dude, the bridge's too flat
You can't play it.

Chinese: 
我要往这美丽的弓上擦点松香
这弓根本没上过清漆
好危险啊
木头可能会划了你的手
哦！你看弓尖！
好恶心！
等等，什么？我没看到
- 好奇怪
- 你看这木头，根本没裁好
行了，我受够这小提琴了
哦，你忘记用油了，不是松香
Henry就是这样做的
等，别——不许抢镜！
哦！对不起！
我能用你的弓试试这把琴吗？因为有可能是松香的问题
我好像不太想让我的弓碰这恐怖的乐器
好吧，祝你好运
根本没法拉！
听起来像个要死的……
啥玩意儿
琴桥太平了
你没法拉

English: 
People quit!
You just quit!
- This is what you hear when death approaches you.
- They wouldn't even try! Yeah, it's like...
- Alright!
- Moving on!
Moving on. That took a while.
Here we have the full size violin
that is at the price of
- Wow, what a bargain!
- What a great bargain!
I can't wait to see what they...
And just to give you some context,
student violin typically begins at around 400 USD?
- Yeah, I'd say 400, 500 to... That's like just playable.
- And it's up to like 3, 4000?
- 3, 4000 is like pretty decent that has-
- Professional modern violin's usually... 20 to 50k?
Yes.
Soloists usually play on 1 to 10 million...
- Or half a million to like 10 million dollar, yeah.
- Yeah.
- So that's the typical price range.
- Yeah.
- And here we have a bargain of a $67.
- $67.72!
WOW...
"A natural acoustic violin fiddle craft violino with"
"case mute bow strings 4-string..."
Hey, you know what else is priced at $67?
Our TwoSet hoodie!

Chinese: 
大家就是这样才放弃的！
你肯定会放弃！
- 死亡降临的时候就是这声——
- 他们都不会学下去！是啊，就……
- 好啦！
- 下一个！
下一个了，这个花了不少时间
这里我们有把全琴
售价也很低——
- 哇，好实惠哦！
- 真的很实惠哦！
我都等不及看他们……
就先给大家一点背景知识
初学小提琴一般是四百刀起步？
- 是啊，我觉得是四百，五百到……这就基本上是可以拉
- 然后最高是差不多三四千？
- 三四千是不错的了——
- 专业琴一般是……两万到五万？
是的
独奏家的琴是一百万到一千万……
- 或者五十万到一千万……
- 是啊
- 所以这就是琴的大致价位
- 是啊
- 然而这里我们六十多刀就买到了一把
- $67.72！（亵渎乐器，介意请慎拍）
哇哦……
“天然原声小提琴民间古典手工小提琴”
“送琴盒弱音器琴弓琴弦四弦……”
诶你知道还有什么是六十七刀吗？
我们的双琴卫衣！

Chinese: 
哦对了！是啊，大家，对的！
百分之百全棉
不过我们的其实是……
最好的质量
你们应该看Eddy开箱，他——
（你们要是拍上我们就看到了啊）
我的宝贝手手疼……
大家好啊！去看看我们的周边吧
要是没有的话，要练40小时的琴哦
请大家……喔！
来喽！
- 看起来像中提琴诶
- 看起来像中提，你确定这是小提琴吗？
看起来像中提琴的琴盒！
- 太大了！
- 当你只付六十七刀，你就只能收到中提了
我去……！
又是这个……
大家看啊，$67.72！
啪嗷——
- 你看这个，这里有根弓毛！
- 琴弓根本不在边上
这个弓也太长了吧！
弓毛耷拉着
他们为什么要把弦收到下面？
是应该这样的吗？
这个也是，琴桥在里面，所以他们指望你……
- 天啊，这玩意儿木屑纷飞——好恶心！
- 是啊
*嗅一嗅鬃啼的芬芳气味*
其实是——
*嗅一嗅鬃啼的芬芳气味*
- 你闻闻！
- 闻起来好奇怪！我不想闻，我不——
（这段拍得真不错）
- 你闻闻！
- 闻起来好奇怪！我不想闻，我不——
不知道大家能不能看到但是这上面全是木屑子……
我觉得我被划到了
该你了
啊，我不……

English: 
Oh yeah guys, that's right!
100% cotton.
- Mm...
- Except ours is actually...
the best of the best quality.
You guys should see Eddy opening it. He's like-
Hurts my precious violin hand...
Hello guys! Check out the merch while we're at it.
Practice 40 hours in case you haven't.
Please... OH!
Here we go...
- It looks like a viola.
- Dude, it looks like a viola. Are you sure it's a violin?
This looks like a viola case!
- It's too big!
- When you pay $67, you get a viola instead.
What the f***!!
This **** again?
Hey guys, $67.72!
Pow-
- Look at this. There's a freaking hair!
- The bow is not even on the side.
That bow is way too long!
Hair sticking out.
Why do they always pack the strings beneath?
Is that a thing?
Again, the bridge is packed inside, so they expect you to...
- Dude, there's literally wood chips like falling- Aw yuck!
- I know.
Brett: It's actually like-
*cough*
- Smell it!
- It smells weird. I don't wanna smell it. I don't-
I don't know if you can see there's literally wood filings...
Brett: I think I scratched myself.
It's your turn.
Ah, I don't...

English: 
Did you hear that?
That's the pegs.
Eddy: Oh my god, it sounds...
Dude, this is not gonna work.
Dude, these pegs look so big!
- Dude, they're like cello pegs in a viola.
- I know.
It's gonna snap.
Nah, don't put it on.
Okay, let's see the bridge.
I mean it's a bit more curved,
but there's still no lines on it.
Dude, the height is wrong.
Brett: Dude, this is not a violin.
It's a viola for sure.
And the fingerboard is way too short!
Who is out here making these stuff?
- That's all I wanna know.
- Why is this passing protocol?
- Like... you're not allowed to sell this stuff.
- Yeah! It should be illegal!
Yeah.
Look at that great division of strings.
Yeah, cos there's no freaking bridge grooves,
- So uneven, right?
- so we don't know...
Good enough!
Now, for the gadgets.
Our first one here,
"The Virtuoso Wrist Practice Aid"
Okay, we just put this on the ground.
So seeing how this is wrilist-
Uh... a wrilist... I can't talk.
"Place the wrist aid on the top of wrist"
"just above your thumb."
Wait, wait, say it again.
*sigh*
- "facing..."
- Huh?
Here, like this, like this.

Chinese: 
你听到了吗？
调音轴出的声
我的天，听起来……
朋友啊，这不行的
这些调音轴怎么这么大啊！
- 像是大提琴调音轴被安在中提琴上了
- 是啊
要崩要崩
算了，别安了
好，我们看看琴桥
我的意思是，它的弧度是大一点了
但还是没有线
朋友啊，高度都是错的
这根本不是小提琴
是肯定是中提
然后这指板也太短了吧！
这是谁在做这些东西啊？
- 我就想知道这个
- 这是怎么过检验的啊？
- 就……你根本就不可以卖这种东西的
- 是啊！应该是违法的才对！
就是嘛
你看这完美的弦距
是啊，因为它没有弦槽
- 一点都不均匀，是不是？
- 所以我们不知道……
就酱紫吧
现在，我们来试这些配件
我们第一个
“演奏家矫腕器”
好，我们先把这个放在地上
我们看看这个手“乱”……
啊……手“乱”……我都不会说话了
“把矫腕器放在手腕上方”
（录音麦与双琴对这期视频的期望一起殉琴了）
“大拇指的上方”
等等，你再说一遍
- 对着……
- 什么？
这里，你看，这样的

Chinese: 
哦……
- 这个太——这像上刑一样啊
- 就是，小提琴不是这样教的
哇，这个太差了
- 太差了
- 我好僵
不，你拉这把
说实话我觉得那把根本没法拉
再加上我虎口还绑了个这东西
- 很讨厌
- 天啊，这指板没法用
不，你看
你没法换把位！
- 我没法换把位
- 这个最坑人
我想是用来防止你——
- 这样的
- 但是你怎么——
- 但是也没有啊，我还能这样
- 没有啊，是啊
- 这个太坑了，好讨厌的
- 超级没用
$15.50别想再揉弦
$15.50毁掉你的技术
我们来看看还有啥能毁掉你的技术
“手臂琴弓矫正器”
嗯，我才不会把这东西安在我的琴上
真吉利
哇哦……
你看，这后面写说明的地方有个孩纸
可怜的孩纸
估计已经放弃小提琴了

English: 
Oh...
- This is so- It's like some torture device, man.
- Yeah, this is not how you teach, guys.
Dude, this is terrible!
- It's so bad.
- I feel so stiff.
No, play on this one.
I don't think that's playable to be honest.
Not to mention I have this thing between my thumb
- which is horrible.
- Dude, the fingerboard is f***ed up.
Eddy: No, look.
Brett: A ha ha ha ha! You can't shift!
- I can't shift.
- That's the most horrible thing!
I guess it's meant to prevent you
- from doing this or that.
- But how are you-
- But not really, I can still do this.
- Not really. Yeah.
- It's horrible. I hate this.
- It's so useless.
"$15.50 to never do vibrato ever again!"
"$15.50 to ruin your technique."
Let's see what else can ruin your technique.
"Arm Bow Corrector!"
Yeah, I'm not putting that on my violin.
Great number!
WOW...
Look, there's a kid behind it with the direction.
Poor kid.
Probably not playing violin anymore.

Chinese: 
根本就掰不开！
天啊，这会毁了乐器——
其实也行吧，我们也有要毁的东西
帮忙拿一下
- 等等，这真的就是这样夹上的？
- 是啊
我天这太恐怖了！别……
把这个夹在指板上啊！
哦……
（镜头角度好专业哦）
哦，大家，我的弓再也不会歪了！你看！
我的天！
这个太恐怖了
太恐怖了
我觉得既然这个弓根本没法用……
- 我们不会——
- 它需要撸几个小时的松香
这次我们牺牲我的弓
你确定吗？
我弓运不直啊
但是多亏了这个弓直器，我现在可以了
你看到了吧，大家
可惜缝太小，我的弓穿不进去！
- 不，你……
- 不要，我不……
- 喔！它会磨到！不，我不——
- 喔……好，还是别了，算了
好啦，你猜咋着啊，ABC弓直器
（好走不送）
但是它根本就过不去，你为什么——
- 够差的
- 所以是你一边锯琴，它一边锯弓吗？
最蠢的配件了，下一个！
这又是啥？

English: 
Oh, you can't even open it!
Dude, that's gonna destroy the instru-
Okay well, we got something to destroy.
Can you hold this?
- Wait, is that actually meant to go on like that?
- Yeah.
Dude, that is so messed up! Don't...
clip that **** on the fingerboard!
Oh...
Oh guys, I'll never bow crooked again! Look at this!
Oh my god!
This is so bad.
That is so bad.
I think because this bow is useless and doesn't work,
- We're not gonna...
- and it needs hours of rosining.
This time we sacrifice my bow.
Are you sure?
I can't play straight, man.
But thanks to this bow corrector, I can now.
Brett: You can see it, guys.
Too bad it's too thin, my bow won't fit through!
- No, put...
- Nah, I'm not... ugh...
- Ohh! It scratches the wood! No, I'm not... nah...
- Ooh... okay. Nah, okay, never mind...
Alright, you know what, ABC Bow Corrector...
But it's not even fitting through. Why you-
- So dumb.
- Does it wanna to meant to do like, chainsaw the wood,
like, as it plays?
Dumbest thing ever! Next!
Pfft!!
What is this?

English: 
"3/4 Size Violin Bow Straighten Collimator Corrector"
I don't know who invented this. This is...
the dumbest invention.
For $7.99.
Oh, this needs to get on the small one
- cos it won't fit on a big one.
- Oh my god...
- We don't recommend anyone- *cough*
- This disgusting...
- Dude, the str... oh... That's nasty!
- Oh wow... that's messed...
Got it, guys.
Eddy: Why is it in the shape of the bridge?
It's so unnecessary.
Alright, I don't know if you guys can see this.
But there's little, like, foot things here.
- That's meant to like insert into the f holes.
- That's disgusting.
That is disgusting.
But I mean this violin doesn't matter. But like,
don't buy it if you have a proper violin.
Do not even... JUST DON'T!
- You're not meant to always play 100% parallel anyway.
- Yeah.
And you can't change your contact point.
Yeah, what's the point?
How do you go closer or further away from the bridge?
And how do you retake? You can't go...
- ...and land it back in. Ha ha, you land it back in!
- Ugh...
What if you wanted to go
from close to bridge to Sul tasto,
and in order to do that,

Chinese: 
“3/4小提琴弓直器”
我不知道这是谁发明的，但是……
这个最笨了
哦，这个得安在小的上面
- 因为大的安不上
- 我的天
- 我们不建议任何人——
- 这个好恶心……
- 朋友啊，这个——哦！好恶心！
- 哇哦……这个也太恐怖了……
安上了，大家
为什么是琴桥的形状？
好多余啊
好，我不知道大家能不能看到
但是这里有小小的支撑的东西
- 应该是插到F孔里的
- 太恐怖了
太恐怖了
我的意思是这把小提琴无所谓啦，但是……
如果你有把正经琴，就别买了
就别……就别买！
- 其实你也不应该永远平行着拉啊
- 是啊
而且这样你也没法改变你的弓和弦的接触点
是啊，有什么用啊
你怎么调整弓离琴桥的距离呢？
然后抬起来之后怎么放下去？你没法……
把它插回去——插回去
那你如果想——
从近琴码奏改成近指板奏
然后就得——

English: 
you need to angle momentarily your...
Ugh... this is the worst.
ARGHHHHH!!
Look,
I'm at the bridge.
I wanna move here.
- How to do it?
- Oh, it changes...
- Whoa! The sound changes!
- I have to angle my bow to do it.
Let me do it again!
Brett: Yeah.
Yeah!
Imagine he lifts his bow off,
and has to try and aim it again.
Oh look, I wanna go closer to the bridge.
Better angle this way, so the bow...
comes closer to the br- OHHH!
Alright, next one.
I need to have a shower after. It's so dirty.
- I feel dirty.
- I know.
"Violin Bow Hair"
"Universal Yellow+White Stallion Horse Hair for Violin Bow"
What?!
Why are they selling violin bow hair?
Oh, what a bargain!
Oh... that looks disgusting.
I don't think we wanna touch this.
But... Alright, let me put my violin back first actually.
Oh, Eddy, it's a new hair for your wig!
Brett: Yeah, I'll hold this. You can play.
Eddy: This is so disgusting.
I'm not using my rosin.
- I'm not touching it with my rosin.
- Yeah, I don't think our rosin deserves touching this thing.

Chinese: 
在那一瞬间把你的弓斜一下……
啊……这个是最的差了
（陈老师小课堂开课了）
你看
（陈老师小课堂开课了）
我在琴桥这里
我想移到这里
- 怎么移？
- 哦，它会变的……
- 哇！声音变了！
- 我得倾斜一下弓啊
我再来一次
是啊
就是啦！
想象他抬了一下弓
然后还得瞄准插回去
哦，你看，我想靠琴桥近一些
要这样倾斜，这样弓就……
离琴桥近了——哦！
好了，下一个吧
我一会要洗澡，太脏了
- 我感觉被玷污了
- 是啊
“小提琴弓毛”
“琴弓专用黄白公马毛”
什么？！
为什么卖小提琴弓毛？
哦，也很实惠啊！
哦……看起来好恶心
我不太想碰这个东西
但是……好吧，我先把小提琴收了
哦，Eddy，你可以给你那个祖传假发换毛了！
- 好我帮你拿吧，你拉
- 这个太恶心了
我才不用我的松香呢
- 我不要拿我的松香碰它
- 是啊，我们的松香做错了什么

Chinese: 
谁会在亚马逊上买这样的弓毛？就……
这根本就不直
还记得我们和制琴师的那期旧视频……
我们得梳这个毛
- 然后制琴师也一定不会买这个的啊……
- 不会梳这个的，他们都不会梳的
太恶心了
哇大家，这是一套，喔！
洗刷刷，洗刷刷，当牙线用，大家！
这是最后一个了
“ABS塑料小提琴”
“矫正持弓好伙伴学生初学”
- 天啊
- 这个不行的
别……什么……
这应该是怎么安上的啊
这里
它还是八分音符的形状，不错
这个太大了，这个是正常大小吗？
- “学生初学者”
- 这是“小提琴大提琴中提琴”
什么鬼
- 这怎么夹在大提琴上啊？
- 它……小提琴——
不行，要崩我脸上了
我不想
大家，你们懂了，就这样，看看吧
就酱紫
我拉一下
这样的
演示得真好
至少这个给你留的空更多
- 恶心
- 但是我不喜欢让它

English: 
Who would buy the hair from Amazon like this? Like...
This is not straight at all.
Remember our old video with the luthier...
We gotta comb the hair.
- And any luthier would not buy from this anyway.
- ...not comb this. He wouldn't comb this at all.
It's just disgusting.
Wow guys, this is the package, WOO!
Wash it! Wash it! Floss your teeth, guys!
This is the last one.
"ABS Plastic Violins"
"Adjustor Hold Buddy Corrector Student Beginners"
- Dude...
- Dude, that is not good.
Don't... what...
Where is that supposed to go?
Here.
I like how it's in the shape of quavers, haha.
It's too big. Is this a full size one?
- "Students Beginner..."
- This is "Violin Cello Viola..."
Wtf-
- How is it gonna fit on a cello?
- It can... violin-
No, it's gonna snap on my face, man.
I don't want to.
Guys, you get the point, just look.
Here you go.
Let me play with this.
There you go.
Best demonstrations.
At least this one has like slightly more space.
- Disgusting.
- But I do not like the idea of

English: 
putting that much side pressure on the side of my violin.
The ribs of the violin do not deserve this pain at all.
Guys, don't use bow correctors.
Don't buy any of these stuff.
If a violin is cheaper than 100 bucks,
don't do it.
Probably disastrous.
Yeah.
If you like this episode,
- please make sure to never buy this type of stuff.
- Oh yuck! Look at the bow.
Dude, that's not even glue. What is that?
Let me just throw it out.
Okay guys, please...
*cough cough*
Ugh!
Alright, I got a viola. I'm gonna smash it.
Alright guys, please like and subscribe.
Do not buy these stuff.
Check with your luthier and your teacher.
We'll see you guys next time.

Chinese: 
在我小提琴的边板上加这么大的压力
小提琴的边板又做错了什么？
大家，别用弓直器
这些东西都别买
如果一把小提琴的价钱低于100刀
别买
一分钱一分货啊
是啊
如果你喜欢这一期
- 一定要记得千万别买这些东西
- 哦好恶心！你看这弓
朋友，这连胶都不是，是什么啊？
扔了吧
好了，大家，请你们……
好吧，我弄了把鬃啼，我要砸了它
行了，朋友们，求赞求关注
别买这些东西
和制琴师和老师们确认一下
我们下期见！
