Alright guys, so like I promised, I'm going to humiliate myself in public just for your amusement
I tried to find a ballerina costume, but they don't make them for adult me.
It's a lunchtime on a Sunday
Everybody's fresh from Christmas in the Park, really enjoying themselves
And I'm about to make that a lot worse for them
I'm  dragging this out as much as I can
I'm just gonna have to go ahead and do it.
That's what I'm doing now is just mentally preparing
using a strategy I call "Bricking myself" and
Putting myself a position where I really just have to do it, so it's a really technical scientific method here
And yeah, there's really no other option
Just do it!
Little pink ones.. obviously.
Oh, I got two different types
The point of this is to show everyone that
Despite the amount of public humiliation I'm about to go through
Nothing bad's gonna happen
And the whole point of this video is that you should not care what other people think of you
Somehow, it's related to That... I lost track of how that is exactly but
Here we go! All righty! A lot of fluff coming off this thing
obviously starting to get some
admirers already
They're obviously very sexually attracted to me but...
Not even bit of movement from her... she must have a boyfriend
Shoulda done some pushups or something before I started... got my pump on
Yeah that's very Rock Star... very Kardiashian
I think they liked me
Cameraman: Yeah that went very well
You can imagine how this could have gone, but really nobody cares, and that's the point I'm trying to make
Everyone's really... really  just ignoring me, it's kinda weird
That's the most he's gonna get all week
So a little bit about the preparation for all this
Last night, in all seriousness, I sort of lay awake, and I imagined this going really well
I imagined everyone's gonna enjoy themselves and nothing bad happens
And in doing so I really reduced the anxiety
What's really funny is actually what's happening... is NOTHING is happening, and it's really strange
You'd think that everyone would have a big reaction, but this must just be a weird part of town
At this point now I don't actually feel any nerves
I've exposed myself, I've got myself over the hump of the bad bit
Cameraman: exposed yourself a bit too much
Do you know what the funniest thing is? Now everybody else is getting embarrassed on my behalf, and it's actually freaking them out
So anyway, as you can see, I don't know what you might have imagined, but actually nothing happened
It was a bit of let down
That's how things most of the time. You think it's gonna be a terrible disaster, but most people are so wrapped up in their own thing
i.e.
And they  really don't care why I'm doing this and why I'm doing it for
And the ones who do are pretty positive. So I urge guys to go out there, do something ridiculous
Fact is I wouldn't have got this much positive attention dressed normally, so maybe I'll dress like this forever!
All right guys. That's me. Over n out! See you next time, for whatever the hell else
And yeah, I'm gonna put some clothes on now
