Top of the mornin' to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back
to Subnaaauseous!
Here, I'ma zap ya!
Oh I'ma zap ya real good!
What's up farty arses?
You guys doing good?
None of my other stuff has hatched yet
Mainly because I only started the episode right now
And I haven't actually done anything yet, so they'll hatch in another minute
So I want to go off and get some stuff. The main thing I want to do which Robin
Thanks Roth. Hi, Robin! Everyone wave hi to Robin. He's at home editing this right now
He reminded me that I should go off and get some creepvines
Wait- do I need creepvine seed clusters?
If I get those, can I plant the creepvines in the aquarium? Because if I do that they will grow big and tall
like the mountains
Okay, I can't grab them for some reason cuz I have tiny baby hands
Whoa Sally!
Can you- can you back off sir?
Okay, I'll take out my mace
And spray you with it.
So! For this episode, we are going to create more babies
I said last time we were going to put more babies inside of our uh-
our jimmy-jam here
Oh low-power
Also, the game is running a bit slower now, framerate wise,
because I have too much shit in it. The game's not really able to keep up
Thank you
And somebody else also mentioned that I technically don't need the ladders in here, 'cause I can just go up and down in this
But I like my ladders. They're good, okay? It helped me access the rooms on their own. Can I?
Boop, boop, boop!
Yes! Okay, is that you? Oh my God, they're tiny!
Look at the tiny creepvine!
Yeah, baby! Okay
So you guys are going to grow big and strong right? Big and strong like daddy Jack. And then
when I come back, I want to see you guys reach to the heavens!
I wanna go get more eggs though. Right now. Wait, I want to go go and get more batteries though right now
I want to get those first
And then I actually wanna bring Sally with me. Do I have...
batteries?
Okay, thank
Okay, I have two that are a hundred percent
Boo
Okay. Go in!
Oh, I don't need these. Oh wait, before I go anywhere, I have to feed up. I have to feed up, and belly down
Okay, thank you for the salt. Every time I pass that thing, it just gives me s- like, something
That's how life works, I guess. Life's crazy, man. Do ya ever think about it? I try not to, it scares me :(
Uh--
Right, we're going down. I'm gonna drop these seed clusters. 'Cause I don't need them!
And also the salt
Because I don't need them either
All right
Sallah wishes are you ready to go on an adventure?
I dunno why I'm charging power cells, because.. I don't need to I can just charge them in here
All systems online
What I also want to do is make some ion power cells, but that's a long way away
I also need to find the second cuddlefish!
You are a new one. Oh, I don't have you!
Whoo! You look like a little sperm cell inside the egg
Which I mean... yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, cool, we got that one.
Shut it!
People were also saying as well that you need console commands to get the...
To get the..
Reefback eggs. Which kinda sucks.
I have these. I wanna know what the red ones are
What are they gonna turn into?
Ooh, sorry! Oh I killed a peeper with my Sal
Eh, who cares.
A lot of creature eggs around, but they're all the same ones..
Gasopod.. I checked all you, didn't I?
Don't know if I checked all the ones over here. Please be different. Please be different
Please be like a kaiju egg, or something- God dammit, everyone stop running it to me!
Hey, what are you. Have one of them.
What is this? Have on of them (- n -)
Have one of them... God dammit, they're all lame!
What do you want?
Go away!
To get the other cuddlefish, I need to go down into the Lost River
I think I need to go down to the Lost River and go to the..
Precursor cache?
I didn't even know that that was still a thing
'Cause the precursor caches were things that I went down and I opened up gateways, but I can't remember doing that anymore
Hmm... Either way.
Wait!
Where did all my ion stuff go?
I've got my eye on crystal
Didn't I have like, a boatload of ion cubes?
None of them are in my containment, I don't think..
Are they? No (=n=)
No-
My light did the thing again! Didn't it? Am I going fucking batshit crazy
I think I might be...
It's one of those things where something happens in your peripheral riviviv-vision, and you don't know what it is
Scaring me man. At least I'm not playing like, Simulacra or something again.
I don't have any of them
Where did all my ion things go? Did I use them?
I could'nt've..
Whaddafuck!
I mean, I can't just go back to the other place and through the fabricator for them
But I have to go all the way over there ( >n<)
Can't I have a speedier teleport-e thing?
So I was gonna say; could just go in Sally, 'cause when you get into the sea Emperor's
Nest where I release the eggs, where the sea Emperor is
You- your Sally won't get destroyed. Because it's able to- the pressure's all equalized in there, and I could go up
But I'd need Pepper to be able to actually drill the thing
*Whiney Jack* ( >д<)
I don't wanna go back there... I swore I'd never go back there
Right. What do I need to make ion stuff?
Electronics, ion power cell. I need a Power Cell, and...
Two ion- ugh, fuck. Ion cubes. Gold, silver ore
I feel like I made some of these already
Yeah, ooh! We've got to put our new baby inside the aquarium!
I have a little baby egg in my hand, and I'm not putting it in
Ah, the creepvines are growing!
Cool! Can you guys hatch? Oh, you did hatch!
Are you just more Spadefish
That's lame
Ahm... Right, whoop!
Grow big and strong
What if it's like a stalker? And it ends up killing all the others. Well you didn't hatch yet
I want to figure out what you are. And you didn't hatch yet!
Okay.
What else hatched? Yeah, there's two more spadefish in here. Boo!
Boo, disqualified!
Now before I go anywhere. I have enough for the prawn suit jump jet upgrade! Two nickel, lithium; three sulfur
Two nickel, three lithium two- I- that's not the thing
Ah..
Lithium, bang bang bang bang
Uh, I need
Crystalline sulfur, you guys go in there. Don't need you, don't need lead, can't fit you in anymore.. crystalline sulfur
I needed three, right? Yes
Uhh
I already forget what I needed.. Oh God, my brain is inside a jar. And that jar has been shaken around
So very badly
Ahm..
Jump jet upgrade
Two nickel ore, and five titanium. I did need the titanium, what am I doing! One, two, three, four, five.
Ahm
Ooh wait hold on, there's a nickel ore in there
Do I have more nickel ore? Oh, please tell me I do
Come on
At least one more. At leeeast one more!
Oh, this is not looking good
Are you serious are you serious?
Are you seeeerious?
*More whiney Jack*
Nickel ore is all the way down in the fuckin' lava zone    (¬＿¬)
Ohhh, all I needed to do was get one more. All that time, one more. That's all I needed.
Peps, we're going on an adventure!
We have to go back into the deep down dark deep down, so...
Crash fish! A rabbit ray egg discovered
Ooh, ooh! Wait, I have to say goodbye to my children before I go anywhere
I'm one nickel ore away from being able to upgrade Pepper. How annoying is that?
What do you have in you already?
Depth module mark two, yeah you should have a lot more cool stuff in you. Why don't you? Oh I know, 'cause I suck
I wanna go see my babies!
But what's the ray? What- wh- what was that, the rabbit ray?
Ray William Johnson? What? Ray William Johnson is inside my aquarium?
The fuck?
Ohh, the crash fish is the explody bastards!
You're not gonna explode me If I go in, are you?
Okay, maybe it's a self-defense mechanism that they do. Oh, you! The rabbit ray. Ahhh
You're cute. Oh, look at this growing
This looks awesome! Okay, I can't wait to come back and see that. But babies, I gotta go
I'm going back to the deep down dark deep down and I'm gonna be back soon
probably not that soon, but
You know what? I- I will be back though. I'm trying to figure out which direction to go
We could go back that way towards the blood kelp and get in
I could get nickel ore that way...
But the place where I need to go to get the Cuddlefish, I think, is near the skeleton
And the quickest way to get to any of the lava zone, is back through where the sea Empress was
Fyoosh.
Let's just go to the blood kelp.
What's our power at? 58%
That's not enough
Hey Reefies! ( ︶ω︶)/
Oh, sorry. Sorry reefies! My engine's about to overheat. I had to slow it down, but just know I love you ♥♥ You're the best
You too
Yeah!
Hopefully I didn't say anything that insults you
Hopefully there's no reapers around
Oh hi friends!
I'm back!
I think the eh..
From what I remember, the cache
The Johnny Cash, is actually over to the side over there, so what I'm gonna do is... what's with all the black smoke?
Oh, it's thermal vent. I'm gonna take Pepper out here and go
If anything happens to Maria when I'm gone I would be
Absolutely sad, and I will come for all y'all's asses
Just think about that. I'm gonna go over here
'Cause I haven't scanned the giant skeleton head that was over here anyway either
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Wait have I sc-
 is it this one I didn't scan or the other one?
I can't remember. Um, also gonna get out and heal you a small bit 'cause you're gonna die
Yes, I see you ghosty
I ain't afraid of you anymore, okay?
Well, not a hundred percent. I'm like 75% scared now
Um, if I can get some diamond... That's gold
Uh, diamonds are a girl's best friend, not gold. Just sayin'
Wahhee!
Yeah, yeah, you're big and scary. Look, not even afraid. Not even worried. There's a diamond though
Yeah, baby! Okay I'ma get this "diamond" real quick, and then I'ma get the fuck outta- out of your house. Right, okay?
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared even a little bit. Nah, nah. He can't see me in the clouds. You'll never see me down here.
Ooh
Hey, I know I said I wasn't scared
But when a bus is coming at your face, and that bus has a giant mouth that can eat you,
It's hard not be a little scared. All right?
Big hammerhead bus of teeth.
It's pretty terrifying, but you only took nine damage off me, so that's actually pretty good for me.
I'm getting diamond because if I can get diamond and an ion cube, i can craft a...
tablet
Eh fuck, fuck
Okay, I'm gettin' out to scan you
Ancient skeleton
Shut up
Whoo, cool picture.
Ancient fossilized skeleton. The skeleton of a million-year-old, armored carnivore.
Projections suggest this life-form would have been larger than any living creature encountered on the planet.
The oceans of the time would have been very different to support life-forms of this size,
with more open geography and many more individuals in the leviathan range.
Yeah, there's the cache over there
I think this is the lab
Man,
so is this before the- I can't- I can't remember the timeline. Since before the Cataclysm event? The apocalypse event?
I don't know.
Do you need a purple tablet?
Oh wait. Oh wait, oh wait. Oh, I still have the orange one on me. Please accept an orange
Yeah! \(｀O´)/
Oh, what sheer luck! I don't have to go anywhere anymore!
Oh, thank God
Is that him?
Cuddlefish!
Oh, they're so fuckin' cute! They're so derpy, they're just sittin' there like OvO
Hi! Wanna take me home? OvO
Oh I'm so taking you home, yeees
Yeees!!
Yeeees!
Oh, man
Thanks
Extensive alien research data on the local fauna, with a special focus on the reproductive methods.
Core conclusions have been synthesized: The aliens discovered the life-forms on the planet have just one sex
They observed local organisms engaging in asexual reproduction
All healthy individuals tested were capable of egg-laying
Eggs usually required genetic material from another of the species.
In rare case only, one parent was required, with evolutionary mutation introduced by the effects of the environment itself.
Research appears to have been focused around hatching conditions and genetic variations between parent and child
So they do- they can reproduce very effectively
Mixed Leviathan fossils
These fossils likely came from the ancient ancestors of the leviathans which inhabit the planet today.
The relative size and delicacy of the bones suggests they form part of the ear canal or some other complex internal structure
So that- that's uh- that's some big bones right there
This looks like a little thing that would- looks like a little fabricator, actually
So they're bones from the thing out there
Local plants being held in stasis. The aliens evidently sought an extensive knowledge of the planet's ecosystem,
which would have been necessary to support any live specimen research.
Okay, I don't want to scan that thing. The amoeboid
So, if these were parts of the ear
The size of them.
It's a huge bitch!
You go through there, now
Okay. Nice, nice, nicearoni
Awesome! I have what I came for. I don't need to be here anymore. I don't need to accept all of your shit anymore
Well, except you manta ray, dude. You didn't really do anything to me, per se.
Oh wait. No, I need nickel
Ooh, that was actually originally what I came down here for.
Ooh, I forgot
Hmm, surprised this skeleton is actually still able to withhold the size of the prawn suit
All right, I have to go-
Oh, seek the underside of a dogs anus.
I'm sorry Cindy, but sometimes you just need to have yo need a hush-hush
No need to go a little bit down into deep dark down deep down
Place can you ow?
Ow ow ow what the fuck was that burning me?
What is killing me what the fuck is this acidic
Oh my god, I almost died
Geez man where am I no more turned around? Oh a nickel or deposit?
Don't mind if I crack into this tasty. No good. Do you doesn't matter? What you think of doing it anyway phone. Can you?
Re
Just a little bit little bit of little bit pumped
I'm a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll
Really, wish I had a vehicle upgrade way back on day
or like a vehicle upgrade fabricator back on Maria
Because then I'd actually have the pieces I need to build this right here now, and then we'd have sweet sexy job jet upgrades
I'm just gonna take all this because I have the power I have the technology. I have the storage
I'm just really glad I have another cuddle fish
I'm going to give Kevin a sister and this cuttlefish is going to be called Cara Lee
Kevin and Cara Lee together forever
So any more upgrades I need seemeth solar charger that stuff
I can make back home energy efficiency module ooh a solar charger would actually be really handy seamoth
So now I can get that back there perimeter defense I can get that back there um
Even though I don't really want defense
I'm just trying to think what I need if there's anything down here that I specifically need fire suppression
That would actually be really handy. I have a shit on a crystalline sulfur I
might owe a repair module
That actually be great
Some of this stuff, I don't need I might need to get some more gel sacks
But I also might need to just get the fuck out of here cuz I don't like it I am on my way
I
Can go the distance
I'll be there someday
Okay, sir
Sir you need to back off okay each backup all I'm attacking up
Oh you want to tussle with the muscle you want to go bitch I?
Will fuck you up seven ways from Sunday. Oh
Yeah, oh just cuz you're a ghost and you got no fuck
Just cause you're a GoSee ain't got no physical body on the bottom does that mean I'm through with you
Mess you up I need to be very careful of my health
Whoa, whoa why you want to go you want to go again these dodging skills
God mighty you just go away I
Know if I had infinite health in my pron suit I'd actually probably be able to kill it
And if I had some torpedoes and everything I'd probably be able to do it but
I'm not here to kill. Okay. I make love not war unless you bring the war to my front door
And then I will kick your ass for
Now it's gonna rest on my perch here think about my day
Fire fire fire fire fire fire anybody you want to help fire
Okay
Man my submarines so good it's straight fire right now
Is that good is that good, huh?
This would never happen if I hit the fire suppression system which I really need to get on
Where would the air scrubbers initiated before why didn't they scrub out the fire hey revie's and
Break
We're back
Everybody back in business back in action back at my base full of babies lots of pee sounds going on
Okay, land right there
Is that fucking?
Okay, let me take some nickel out of you
Let me let me pick your neck real quick
I want you to go into one of these
moon pools that would be
Really good up. We go ah hell yeah
Thanks first things first I need to go to a well first things first I need to turn off this fucking thing
Do I there's a lot of creature eggs over there that I haven't discovered
I don't have to find them again, so thank you for the water the stuff. I'm drinking
I think I'll put my new baby in my new home
They need to grow up to be a big fresh, baby
But I hope these others are actually nice to you. I hope they're not shitheads
And put you down here. Wow you did not really change all that much since I left did you and
Her a whale or a yellow down here the lights and the creep cranes are nuts
All right Carolee is gonna go up, and be nice wait wait. I haven't even said hello to my buddy cave yet today Kevin
If they're your keV
Hey friend
Yeah
Okay, you're gonna. Have a sister soon. Don't ask me where babies come from though
I can't tell you that that's a secret am I finally able to make the jump jet upgrade
After 20 new episodes, this is not worthy away. It is what's gonna say
It's not where the modification station is but I don't need that I need this one
Jump Jet upgrade and Elysium
You spin me right round baby right round
Listen
But all this back and forth I'm doing game look what you're making me do
Try my best here
What else gonna make a storage module no one wants them?
Okay, that's not on that site oh
Yes
Enter pran no, I just need to end oh god. why is the prawnsuit always so awkward like that I
Can access it in the Cyclops, and I can access it out here
But I can't access it or repair it when I'm in the actual vehicle doc equip
so go to your jump Jets now oh
Yes so much more powerful
leaner faster
Stronger the best jump Jets this game has ever known
To space I don't need a Neptune rocket
ok maybe you need a little one I
Put all my stuff in Henry
Man (come on jack really)
You are very lucky that there was no nickel ore in there. If there was one nickel ore in this whole thing
I would have just
(table flipping motion) With my table because that would have been the greatest insult
Okay, but what else is new with you hey seaglide
guess what I get to put into you a brand new ion battery
Or should I save that for an ion power cell and put it in pepper or Sally
No seaglide I can charge those guys back here. They don't use up that much energy
now the sea glide is gonna last forever. These are all the same eggs (MAYBE BUY SOME NEW EGGS AT EGG STORE)
Throw the green and red ones that's lame ah
i want better ones
Maybe cuz I'm still in the safe shallows, maybe if I actually go down here
We'll find some different eggs can I get an Aurora egg? (that would be cool)
So then I get like a little mini spaceship flying around inside my aquarium
That'd be cool
What are you you're one of the ones I already have you're like the sperm cell one (hehehehehe sperm)
Can't even remember what you turned into it?
was a crash fish or a
rabbit ray
You think these are all the same
mother of Jesus look at all those eggs
Holy God
Okay, I can't go around searching for all the fucking eggs
And you're another one of those Spadefish
Okay now I'm gonna have to go back and turn you off. I can't even see the game anymore. Oh there was a stalker, baby
I'm a stalker in here. Oh God look at all these other guys
Okay, I'm have to pick up some of you. I don't want all of you in here I
Just don't I I need to start calling the herd
Okay, I need to start getting rid of some of you and just letting you out into the wild
Because you can't survive in here. They're too big
Boy Jesus Christ, so do you guys just get fuckin hell
No smelly (taco bell?)
Are you guys holding that in all that time
Did you find some of the other fish in there cute and you were like I can't fire it in front of them. Oh?
God it almost killed me, and then as soon as you got out you were like oh (really noice whale noises)
I know that feeling dude
My other than fish born yet, no :(
So close though oh I can see you I can see you're trying
go little one come on then come
come on then
i wonder if  you can actually be here when it happens yeah, you're born oh
I wish you could bring Kevin in here once you release them out into the wild you can't bring them back in here
But you can't play with them and make them follow you and everything when they're in there
So they need to be out in the wild
Okay, I'm gonna go sleep first
You're a turn-off say fuck you
What I want it
Alright, I also need to start getting rid of these dudes cuz they're really really annoying come here come here swim away swim away
Keep going swim away ( ever realize he is killing his children think about that)
You're all out here in front of my base just FARTIN up a storm swim away swim away swim into the light
God dammit poisoning my ass
Okay, where's Kevin Kevin?
Kevin Kevin
Kevin Kevin I'm a sister for you
Kevin follow me I
now Kevin stay Kevin stay watch watch Kevin
Kevin have another one
Where is it oh?
Are you the new one or the old one are you Kevin or Carolyn I
Kevin and iCarly ah
So cute I hope they do stuff together. I hope they like play and they they high-five each other and stuff like that (a new intro would be cool they would high five while you were high fiving)
That'll be so awesome. I don't think you can have babies though
I should have just kept you both in the aquarium
but now then I never would have been able to see what you guys were capable of out here in the wild I
Love them
Kevin and Cara Lee the brand-new members of the family
Okay, but I'm gonna leave this episode here. We actually did quite a bit in this one
I finally got my Jump Jet upgrades not that there
I've only used to me now, but the biggest addition is little Cara Lee here or Kevin
Don't know which one is which but they're twins. It's hard to tell them apart mother biological father, but I don't love them any less
For now thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
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