(Let's Play Intro)
Ryan: So should we just rip this cobblestone box down? Like everyone knows what's inside of it. We should just show off Jeremy's artwork right?
Michael: How the? Wait.
Gavin: Why don't you just vein mine it? Then it will be revealed in one go.
Ryan: Everybody wanna-
Jeremy: Could do it.
Ryan: You wanna do it? 
Michael: How the...
Gavin: Yeah.
Ryan: Jeremy, you wanna do it?
Jeremy: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: *scoffs* Yeah.
Michael: What the fuck's happening?
Jack: We're showing off the special thing. 
Michael: Do we have like wireless charging now or something? 
Jeremy: Here we go.
Ryan: I, I built one but I don't know that it's working. 
Geoff: Hold on I want to get there, I want to see this.
Jeremy: Gavin, have you seen this?
Geoff: I'm not ready.
Ryan: Hold on, hold on. I'm just, I'm breaking thi- 
Wait!
Lindsay: Damn...
Ryan: Just chill out Geoff I'm just breaking this shit.
Jeremy: Geoff's flying he's scared of.
Simply Simple Geoff: I, I don't fly. 
Michael: Why do I have all these stupid fuckin fish?
Jeremy: I hope this doesn't destroy it, but I am gonna vein mine it.
Michael: Okay.
Ryan: I've, I've. I think I've broken everything that connects to the rest of the land.
Michael: I have uhhhh...
Michael: How did I get set on
fucking fire? 
Jeremy: I would assume...
Ryan: I think you got Binged. 
Jeremy: Yeah.
Michael: Huuuuh.
Gavin: Oh, dinged?
Ryan: Dinged? 
Lindsay: Dinged.  
Michael: He always says dinged.
Jeremy: Alright
here we go.
Michael: Ding ding ding.
Lindsay: He was searching for something online.
(collective) Oooohhh!
Jeremy:There's, it's kind of a reveal.
Geoff: Woaaaah...
Michael: What's standing there?
Gavin: Oh there's some gravel.
Michael: What?!
Jeremy: There we go.
Gavin: It looks so cool!
*Jeremy laughs*
Ryan: Well done. 
Michael: Dude you even built Geoff's fucking
upper thing?!
Gavin: I've never been able to shag on your house.
Ryan: Oh yeah.
Michael: That's awesome Jeremy. You little slut.
Jeremy: It was uh...
Lindsay: But it's a good thing.
Michael:That's cool as fuck! 
Gavin: Oh Jeremy. You even made like the shitty logo that's not, not even symmetrical.
Jeremy: It's exactly block for block.
Gavin: You are incredible. 
Ryan: With bits.
Michael: Daaaaamn.
Gavin: Oh there's Jack's
little penis!
Geoff: Oh no.
Jack: Awww...
Geoff: How long did take you to do, Jeremy?
Lindsay: Oh I see Jack's tiny dick.
Jeremy: It took a while.
Gavin: When did you do that even?
Lindsay: Where is it? There it is.
Jeremy: It was a while ago, man.
Gavin: Is the penthouse in the house?
Michael: Yeah look, it's right there!
Jack: Is Gavin's shitty room in there still?
Jeremy: The, the inside's are kind of...
Michael: Daaaamn Jeremy.
Jeremy: ...are kind of over there.
Michael: What a reveal!
Lindsay: OH!
Lindsay: What a reveal indeed!
Michael: We've had this for a while.
Jeremy: Uhhh...
People knew it was there.
Ryan: Yeah it got, it got revealed immediately.
Shoved off
Fucking flawl my why there's a ton of floor missing that's how we
Did it sounds like Gavin you fucking I'll fix it I fix I fix I'm throwing right so we're up for the chaos track
All right, so I'm gonna. That's our main. Goal is to kill a chaos dragon and take the shard from its island
No, you did not what are you you have not done this to me Gavin what?
Why am I wobbly and sick done do?
Your psyche wobble. Yeah, I thought Gavin had poisoned me with his death general
Leather boots you got sticky Oh
Get the flu
Gap you see me being sick, no icons. Where are you yeah? I'm fixing your mistake. Oh, I'm fixing. It. Don't worry
There's a lot of people fixing this mistake
That's fair that's fair point Oh God, I don't feel well
That's all right
You want look at you look at me?
Oh, you got me. Do you have morning sickness?
I ate some carrot juice do you hate some Gipping carrot juice?
III figured out when I figured out I got
social media attacked me over and over never get to tell me what I was doing wrong to grow my tin and my
silver or
Chickens so now I will do it right. What was the thing I need it for so the next job
I think you drafting. We're probably in pretty good. Shape now. I just bumped her vibrant capacitor bank up to a hundred million RF
I
Think you could probably fusion crap without shutting down operations anymore
Yeah, we need to get you to good kid everybody out with that shit. We need to kill a shitload of dragons
Gone that's really good all right cool. I swear to God. I don't have you really eyes leave that and negative hearts wait
This is out after what we just shot right yes lapis. Where is that? It's over there behind the big redwood tree oh
It's in the sky. Oh Michael. I'm gonna get to it over. I think my shit might be over there
I see it Michael you can jump into the portal here, or you can fly on four I think I might have left my
crafting does anybody
By the way anybody catch that he was looking at his phone
So I think he has do you want oh shit yeah phoned off, please left. Yeah, yeah
Nope, that's not in the box. Fuck me. I hope I didn't throw it away
Minecraft you want a stick. Yeah. We make it you already have the fuck did I do with it I seen
Someone share locks. It's so hard, but the fence over here, dude
remember
Who and where all your chickens are I?
Haven't same problem you guys understand
So all the time yeah, Oh like I don't feel like I have silver chickens
Oh, yeah, the game seems to think is there anything we can make now Jack I mean
We just really didn't kill dragons. I mean, I mean I don't in the end right now if killing dragons
Oh fuck
Oh my god, alright hmm. Okay, so the dragon killer
Yeah, sorry my blood network had run out of blood, and it was making me nauseous alright Gavin's gone
It'll make you nauseous like you need blood real cloudy in the SL
Yeah, there's lots of smog and shit the hell where did this come from oh?
Shit combination smoke
Smog
Yeah, I might have to make another activation key damn it
chicken I feel like everyone's
blocks arrows - oh
No, that's that's clouds. That's uh dark clouds definitely wits it's what are their dark clouds. I know they're here though
I
Think that's all I know is the one left. I got this you live how you blow that up. Nope you dick
The dragon excited nut somebody did it it's somebody's done this
Capitalist
Fucking nothing at upstream. What's the next one? I should make
Do you have a fancy bow or something Jack? Yes, Yomi enchanted nickel sure?
I don't know if you can enchant it
God I just trying to make something
See something fell out of them and disappeared into nothing Gavin, so did we lose it whatever that was no no we're good
I'm gonna do this
Oh man, well. It's my ring omean. How'd you lose during it? I?
Was gonna pay you to go just now
Just now you lost it. No I
Miss my blood bag questions right yeah name is Gavin. I but I know it's who I was talking about
Shit Oh, give me a second hang on
So how's going dragon go and fix this up. Oh well how many dragons you're gonna kill dragon to your hands
That's quite a few we need a bunch of hearts cuz I gotta I gotta make way to do this you can
Automate it. There is ways to automate the dragon killing, but it's not easy
What you uh? What you doing Michael hang on don't look yet. It's going on a rescue mission. Not yet
Breaking anything you do you
Let me see you wanna meet Gavin. Yeah, I break something from you. You would break my heart
That's fine. That's not a real thing at all. It's you
Jeremy yeah, won't you look at your blood alter lights now son?
Is there fucking black and wrong?
goddamn, dating life all
Recommendation on someone was like yo Michael. You could do multicolored lights you should do black and red for Jeremy's altar. Oh look an idea
I don't know, but whoever said it nice. What's a black light like a like a like a pot leaf poster or something?
Sweet, yeah, sure that's what blacklight posters are
Spencer yourself up hey guys, what do you think happening Gavin? That's a little too edgy forgotten?
Probably well I mean his body still there you could like
You go jerk off. Oh, we got him right. Yeah. Do it was heading down
A lot faster with more people the important thing is that whatever he's happy. He's happy right now
Whatever he did wherever reason he left at Jeremy's dead body. There's a Jeremy's dead body
Immersive engineering all right so lutonium, I need your Co we have an Enderman by the blood altar
How's it going great you don't have any shit do you?
Yeah, there's like an asteroid went through this area or something you come down here
How take the elevator are you Native American now mm-hmm do you do, okay, so
The next thing I need to make oh, it's a well of suffering rhinos. Happy about that
I have no idea as soon as as soon as they spawn to him exploded yeah
It was you and me you could blow up the you can break the cage while it's still
Setting out so that's let's start doing cuz you're doing safe from it blowing up - good well
I think so after we kill this one. I'm gonna head back and start working on the
Tower pimps yeah by an open here, and I'll enchant the one that you've got follow me
Now buy you a somebody getting me, but I don't opals you get on that pad and hit shift. Oh shit
I probably don't want to build this directly above my altar, but it's right here fucking fall off
Chef power all of your forms going
Michaelis, I don't know your
Actor I'm working on my blood forming on top of it, so you get all your shirt
I read a book on how to how to connect with other other career minded people yeah
and you show an interest in their form and
there's
interest in your
Connections so like if they were ever like a big flood. I needed help. What are you hitting palin?
Popular my comment
Much about your lives, and I'm trying extending okay?
Hit the ground up, where'd you go? I just I came back on that day, let's have your garbage
Here takes power, so you need to get a one capacitor probably good because I want you to have any
Like 15 books on does it require. I think that's everything
Okay, well think over there at the fucking die again. Okay, also to go back up come over here, and it's a space
Oh, it's the wireless
Yeah, okay out here. Yeah, actually you could just hit it again to I forgotten. I like it always once yeah
oh, I could definitely yell over when you're
Sitting on a chicken egg
Kind of looking out over the vast expanse of space I think hmm, maybe there's more
There's more to life than
chickens no just fucking
Chickens killing chickens, oh we got a couple of you're
Lucky to have what I think that's right chef. I'm gonna plant some magic light orbs
You know just to just get rid of some of the Enderman
Or what have you oh?
man, there's a dark spot in your mini achievement City that won't hold earth along one of those stars is a planet or there's a
simple chicken farmer
sitting on an egg
Looking at this book could be wondering. It's a big bird
Right now I'm looking at him or her and they're looking at me wouldn't how far does it go?
You can go explore because I'll do it okay Jeff have you talked to the big chicken in this guy asked him
Why more importantly does he talk to you? Yeah? What does he say?
Does he appear to you as a burning chicken?
Those conversations
Have it. I got silver chickens Jeff's got some silver chickens made two of them
You can make some you can make some money back. Yeah, real good at chickens. I mean it's not depressed we knew
We knew you were the chicken guy
Yeah, a chicken as soon as they were like you know his chickens in this we have my chicken
You know the man for the job so Gavin just vanished. Yeah, took off vanish she exists. No he doesn't anymore
He was in a David Copperfield joke look at David Copperfield
We have a like a compact, but you guys call like makeup and stuff
I do look in there see if he's in the mirror one second this sole might be trapped. Yeah
You never know you never knew Purcell the one stuck in there serious black right? He just did my god is soon too soon
We don't know I wish George Michael were stuck in my mirror
Baby the moment yes all the above
Elections, and we should make a new crafting state like silver or I'm just gonna put silver in there how many hearts you guys got
over there
Dragon hearts oh we got a few Ryan Ryan, Iranian
oh
I'm gonna go back into the end and I'll put down a chest that has a bunch of us stuff too major
All right make more dragons all right turn a dragon turn the dragon
Or does it actually fire cyanide
Elektra doesn't seem to fire actually. Let's fry. I know it fires energy
Jack maybe I'll just put a hold on maybe I'll just go over and put a transdimensional network connection in there fuck off okay
What does that got EC? We would just have crafting grid access from inside the end for Jeff?
for my side
Chicken I'm gonna. Do it just because I'm curious to see if it'll work all right
So I put some in stars again the in the in a chest just inside zero key
So if you get in there you know where to put them right at the four spots
You name one of your chickens strokey, what can you do?
He Gavin's character while he's gone eat him didn't even think of that plutonium is water inside a that's what they are
Everybody should be fucking oh, I'm spruce and they say everybody should be everybody
Stutter everybody everybody everybody fucks
Better hopefully Betty Lou where'd you decorate my uh my red and green lights on the over near the?
Portal I changed him to alternating. Oh look at that
Michael looks great, thanks and learning a lot come on Michael. That is so fetch Oh
These trees are on fleek see it sounds wrong okay, when you say it because I know how to say it four
times six
2014 24 to Connick I
Promise it's not a link to pornhub or a BuzzFeed
Right while the fuck is you gonna click it now new woman ate it all Oh get to it if I have the time
you
Know pretty busy you didn't oh
boy
Slack I'd be amazing if I sent this to the wrong person. No it's right. Okay chicken. Oh my lord. Yeah, mmm
Watch the video. I don't got real interested
Pretty cool damn sexy
Is there none of these lovely babies? It'll have to be a
Staff of you look up chicken fucking no
Chicken fuck it is my wheelhouse dude. That's all I know no blah blah blah
Fuck it chicks like what was no central sex with you, but but but yeah chickens. Just kind of go fucking is happening
Are you involved or not?
Sometimes you don't even know if you're not
What was it Jack it was silver nickels and golden dimes
Over N. Gold baby tooth that might be two
New friends and old friends sir. It's a Howard Stern song he wrote in fifth grade, and then the lady from the
That country band that everybody hated cuz they stink yeah the lady from the Dixie Chicks covered it for them really
silver nickels and golden dimes
Mary Wright
Hope I got it right. Sorry if I didn't mr.. Snow. I think that's wrong man, so she's not listening
You know like getting nickeled and dimed is getting like ripped off. That's not at all what the saying. I'm just trying to
Buy the West trying to bridge
A gap at all you're just saying something completely different
I'm naming I'm naming my soul San chickens right now and because of this conversation. I named the first one Lindsay
Why thank you? Hey Jeff check out your updated lights straight ahead. Just look up. I will do it in just a second
I'm gonna dedicate this chicken to Howard Stern's mom oh
no, they erase turn your so decorative Michael Lee see straight ahead the old ones I
Made him alternating. Oh these ones yeah
They
Don't one was red and one was green now. They're red and green. Oh, I see I thought they were supposed to bleed
That's amazing just saying that's really cool. Yeah, that's awesome. Ask someone in the inn yelled me yelled towards me
They'll do that. Yell at me. They yelled texted. Eye towards me like hey, you're a friend
You're the fucking lights guy and I was like
oops
Rune of
Okay, so what do I want again come on over here, dude? If there's a whole bunch of fucking animals over near, Gaia?
running fucking wild
Horses pigs cows goddess of chickens guys fucking dead several times over all that guy's been
Oh fuck I found it
Seems to be fun well, I'm doing some region
Oh, yeah
You've only made the shittiest of chickens right what does that mean chicken shit chicken Wow Gavin's bag? Have you made
Out of body finally said it cuz we knew you made a hundred percent shit chickens
I know like do do what do you mean? I mean? He could have made like level dog meat
He's talking about my level one shit. I'm more worried about you
See ya my chickens aren't running any races here anybody see Monster Island over here. That's pretty funny
Where the old tree was that we demolished?
Like under. Yeah, well Lindsey's here so right under where she's standing outside Jeff's farm
Oh, yeah, that's a bunch of broken wood, and there's just like five or six monsters on it. Yeah, that's not great creeper well
They're under the level you say Gavin was back or now I mean he's he typed on he saw check the chat
What chat in the game popped up yeah? He said?
He loves men named he came in the room
He typed that in and then he left which I know ran away weird. I was odd of him to do that
odd but not uncommon
Oh, yeah, dude, you're fucking wherever it is your wireless charging. Yeah, yeah, that's good. It's kicking up right way
Yeah, it confused me because in the beginning I came over here
And then I took my jet pack off, and yeah the fuck cuz it was full already
It's because yeah
It's nice more like Jeff pack look that rainbows quarterly report dude look at Jeremy's new fucking Tower of pimps by the way oh
You're out off the fuck after the vision ramp
Where you snatched it away by like one fish close
Yeah, I shot twist when Jeremy said he wasn't gonna win the whole video he won
Mmm
My memory of it as well
Yeah, I think I've taken all your power Ryan. Can we make?
Your you have successfully you've got all touch your drain in the last capacitor bank you sucked up all the
128 million RF from the solar panels and now you're sucking down the 100 million in those 10, who is how no 10?
I just wait what why is this this gotten shitty. No. I was just gonna say
I don't have sound, but I'm like wait. I have it now. I have no jet pack sound again
What should go somewhere it stops working like if you go to another dimension the jet packs off?
I sounded quiet for a second oops, and then I touched the ground Jeremy go watch your soul man, too. Weak you need Jesus
You need blood
Jesus blood
Getting drunk now wine well. That was
Anybody else go back for seconds drinking?
Yo, can I get more that it's straight up yo freeze
When the second dial worker didn't see you the first time oh yeah, you know priests
Why I gotta be a party pooper right come on there are multiple people handing it out
Oh, dude, and free Jesus's body. You know reason for taper crunch man. He was made of something shitty
That does not suffice as food in any way no one's I'm fucking starving where the wafers
Um it's got munch on these
Like paper come munch on these I know I'm sure the Catholics
Yeah, dude, Jesus should be tasty as foster body sure tasty. They should get pork like Jesus's body
It'd be weird that they would be in like a Catholic Church
Hey Ryan, if I wanted to add growler to your system. How would I do that like?
I've got I've got a another star generator
Uh-huh would you put out a lot of power, but I need to connect it into the wireless
I don't think it's the flux plug. You know. I just give it to me. Just do some tests chickens
Like are there chickens that you're okay with yeah, there's no
One your guy we have lots and lots
But there have been any genetically bred just for death chickens near guy and also you need more. I can make more well
I don't know where a guy is or who guy is we have
fifty son I got
These chickens over here on the other side of this fence
Do you know what kind of game you're playing you're telling Lindsey to kill chickens
And you think she's gonna kill the right ones. Yeah, I got a lot of Lizzie. Yeah. What's up? Oh?
Alright see you see this this chicken right here is a white
Chicken okay
Way back over here in this side
We have a white chicken white these three chickens are do whatever you want to with them all right chick Lindsey
Yeah, this the gate
I'm telling don't kill any chicken on the other side of that gate so this chicken
Open the gate open the wrong chicken can go through the game fair enough, so you just stay over there
Okay, if you're killing if you're not killing you can leave through this gate, but if you're killing that gates
They should hear me out it done three chickens over there. You're not drawing
I gave you access to murder and do whatever science too much accident. Okay on that side, but what is?
Too great like it's like it's like an invisible one or aluminum. They're very visible it's like invisible so invisibly not real
This is a world without borders
I'll stay I'll stand right please shut that I'll stand right here, and I'll watch to make sure you stay over there
Oh
You know what system anymore. I think the sit down
No, no the truth our business on Gavin the UH problem Rob drivers taking power right now
You bleed blood bad. Yeah, put that I put a I'm making more than other stars for you
Shit lit a fish
Also also to answer your question where there's phone released
Entirely possible that this video comes out both I
Mean it can't anyway and the Tower of pimps is already at Jeremy's think yeah you put your shit in the box at fishing Jamboree
I was using fish oh
Well somebody did Christmas, but it's there's a box filled with shit in its gonna run you a hard line jump alright?
Buddy like a roof on it. Oh yeah, it's faster go for it
No
Good always come over to my desk and milk me while I'm gone
Pregnant I have nipples Martin
Look me double up. I want to watch that again meet the parents a good movie. I like
Don't meet the parents
Phone what is there three yeah?
It's like fuckface Meet the Fockers
Fuckface get fucked it's alright. I go to make all of them like all points fault in my mouth
God be more it was just on the on reddit the other day like the wheels at the bottom
It just put her in the middle right. Oh the where the flux point is man. It made me sad that Kmart
What is going on a business so slow the ship my pants thing was one of the funniest commercials?
I've ever seen what the fuck just go I relate to shitting you're one one to know shit my pants. I just shit
Oh, yeah, right here. You right click shit my pants for you. My pants right click guys sister to the play
I don't know, but it's a fucking great commercial. I'll play Ryan
Did you happen to grab a heart fight in this video my world wherever yes?
If you wanna give it back to me yes
Whoops
Jay you got lapis Jeff
Yes, are you working on now Jeff? Can you put it in your chest of science?
There's no such thing as a lapis chicken all right
All right you got one more thing to power up Ryan these guys over here. Yeah, oh here. I got you 64 laughing
Happy to help drum when we hung out the weekend yesterday you mean yeah, yeah, you couldn't get out there fast enough
That's not sure. That's a loser all right. We all powered up
He said and then he said Gavin's not your real friend only I'm your real friend
I was weird then he took your shirts way that Louis is now competing
It was a little bit like
Louis said that when you and I hang out all we do is reminisce about the old times true
We talked about new shit. Well. We were comes of it. Yeah, we worked our little asses off. Yeah, my Louis
I'm tired I spy with my little
Brown home haven't I had a like old-school?
old
2002 14 I felt
More creatively satisfying some fucking phone user I gotta stop. I think my favorite thing
Remains Jeff. Yeah sure I would love to if you wanna. Help me pay my fucking rent that I can't afford
I think my favorite thing to do I was out of
Everything that we do is sitting and writing a joke and then taking that joke and like making it a funnier joke and a funnier
Joke, I like it when we've come up with jokes and we laugh at the time
And then we replace them because they're not as good as the new one right because we come up something like that's what I'm talking
About I had so much fun rewriting all those jokes
Almost I'm glad your script in there what outfit your back. It made it into
Your back and we alliterated the fuck out of it. Yeah, Gavin mobile iteration. Oh mo blood, please
If anyone can find clay, that would be phenomenal we can make it a favor
Bring it on see what happens, maybe I already do y'all got any quieter Steve. I probably would know
All right, did you right-click on it you think there's another one missing? There's a such a dumb dipshit got a draconic core
Right click on that bottom
There should be some literation got it all right. It's in five heard double D's and my brain was like whoa
Terribly fast I forgot to look up what it's called when you
Cry mning ty don't worry about our
Like worried Michael because of that one that one's yours what worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about Zach
Look anyway. It was a little dark. I lit it up so he stills bothered it
It's still a litter a ssin with vowels like you know anal anguish alliteration and assonance I can read
Learn how to read I don't need carriages hit do I
Was like what the fuck is that I think your jetpack, man, I imagine you can figure out what it is pretty quick
No, I know I'm saying when I saw just like a piece of wood
Cuz I was I was cleaning up that other fucked. I needed me 36 of these. I how so you're
The one that looked above me
Every now and the internet holding runs out of wood, and I get nauseous yes it is
Well, it's assonance there goes that what happened
I just dropped my magic light wand Oh know where they come from I was like
I don't think it was made you just bend it. Yeah, and I dropped it into space
Yeah, where'd you get it from all right? I'm turning a magnet think I just found oh I figured out
How I got no I sure
Did Jack just found it and now it's a fucking backslash the general that says hey all y'all
EECOM team has a ton of jeff shirts of
god
Everyone has
Through it. We all like you're no longer a magic bullet
There's no getting it back. Well all the lycée setup. Just went away when that happened roosterteeth is routed in darkness, dude
We'd be dead if
you're
so special to me because
While it is special to me. It's also taken everything else
That's special to me in my life away from me like why your shirt's two marriages all my clothes. I mean to be very
You wouldn't have the shirts. I mean I do. I want to make my own clothes all my job took my clothes
Like when I was in the Army I used to only make my own clothes I bet they weren't as nice
No they were, but I'd probably be better at it. No
Isaac it. If you had kept it up. Okay. Well. I'm just gonna kill myself now Michael
No, why suicide cuz I lost my fucking one well. She was right Mike. What was it cold it's like illumination wand or something
Michael hey luma nating wand or something Michael were yet? Oh, that's so makeable
I'm near the El Portal readily makeable sticking
Inaudible okay
Give him like six in case you tell they are my role. No. No he'll take care of this one. Hey, what's up?
Thank you. There. You go, buddy
Yeah, yeah, I'm back. It's fresh, too. Yeah, it still works. Just like the old one
This whole setup down here
No, I've got a team looking for I just picked up a bus
I'm holding them right now. I brushed my teeth this morning anyone call one. I need one dragon's breath my mother Gavin
There is one in the computer. Ah that's the guy already - no well you said one dumbass well
Shawn service in the computer, then you take it out and say I need one, but I'm crafting from the computer
I want to take it out Jack. Oh Christ Jack. I'm sorry but
Would you go Gavin?
Well he had a meeting what oh I had a phone call. Yeah, you just forget about your phone
Call nope no you forgot about the baby. I just
Missing a baby in nine hours and 23 mana fight the dragon. You'll be mine. I'm good right now
Help Oh Michael you go in for Gavin's I see fine. You won't come help us, right
I'll help you with what I was busy before right now. I'm not why is that in your hand are you in my face?
What my ring was it my a magneto ring was it? It's just like some shit army
It probably sucks up and sucks off baby. You can be extra lazy, but how's it different from just turning on magnetism? It's not
Makes me feel good though - we got yours - and how do you turn on magnet look it in cool that looks?
Yeah, it will step one get a magnetizing ring
Never just turned it on or something
Ring it's in everyone's eat. You just click magnet right so that's like hey, Gavin. Yeah
Building stuff here in this world not behind your creative mode hey
Don't you we can turn you Vimy we could mess around with that. I'm just nervous about names. That's the only thing I'm worried about
Like yours Jeremy tell me if you can you wouldn't dare you're gonna need magnetism
It's pretty tricky one there's no way
What have you done Jeremy
I'm saying you're a good boy
Yeah, I know I saw that I'm saying the only thing I'm concerned about is this like you staying there now look look down Oh
See that's what I'm worried about
Goes into my mouth
Booker gone
Lindsay where you at? What do you think it'll bring is that you ma'am?
Well, I thought I mean we need to
We should it's probably not this episode. Why isn't it? Go? What do you mean y'all are talking to a chicken stuff for you?
No, no
That's ridiculous none. That's our
Chicken all right we need to apply the drug. I think a single chicken. I saw you hitting low. No you don't know
Yeah, I got a single ref chicken what the FICA is happening there. What what?
Where
Hey guys. I may have done something bad. What do you?
Think he released a wither no I unleashed a bunch of weather is unfortunately shit for some reason. They're not going through the portal anymore
Stop running towards the platform stay low
Fuck
Why are you coming out? Oh ja, maybe go through the pore the portal broke for some reason
Watched it happen bad. I got way low stay low guys fighting one. I think I killed one should work ok
I'm dragging him away. I'm dragging him away. I'm shooting them
Fuck ah
They're just a lump of wither yeah, homeboy. Okay, follow me
Okay, I'm hurt
You can take it easy fucking weird use that again. Yep, what noise
The bow ran out of juice jack I
Throw my ball at him fuck. Yes. I picked it back up. I didn't throw it into space this time alright
They're almost done almost not only only one. I got one down here
and cake
Right now
We're in the middle of a crisis okay
electrum
Wow
There's no one around where's the other one?
It's fucking up my look at you Bob Lindsey look
Jesus
How am I is?
alright
Somewhere though mr.. Flame goat lava slime wither and I say my see them they're under the blood altar. Oh shit, okay?
Watching it. Hey suck fuckers all three of them alright. Well me the piss oh come on coming up
Oh God okay, look it was in danger there. He's not actually he's the only one that can't be killed alright
He keeps causing in my mouth there we go
Why is it like a Steve with her? I don't I don't know man. I'm
Not hitting it anymore. You like fucks you up, and then you can't hit it alright
Are we free I think there's one maybe one or two more mr.. Flame goat is up here
Just trying to help you out here right really I think it's just mr.. Flame goat
Alright
Just saw withers coming out like like someone just let go of a bunch of balloons they all just are
Exactly what it looked like you start flying up towards our fucking now
Damn towards. Uh you know whatever it is. We call this place alright. Well. Uh well
I got I had a holy my chicken my chicken later electrum
Yeah, what is that my swing into the nether uh?
I'd rather swim to the end that sure it sounds like a shitty XLR yeah
Let me just take this this will keep me from getting all right Lindsay our house Owen. Do you need your shit? Oh, yeah?
I mean, would you die from?
I see I have a sketch as all your stuff in there yes
Gavin I'm coming I don't have a spare jetpack, but I can least get you to
Open some chance cubes and stuff big chests by the nether gerra. They're turned into presents right. Thanks. Man. Oh they present
Diverting Oh
Rex we were lucky like yeah, it didn't fucking break it I mean we're lucky it happen now it isn't you know?
15-episode where are you Ryan not right now should you build an obsidian found visible again? No. Oh, yeah?
Present do you want to make a big one or just present big present, OOP?
It won't be a big present. It'll just be oh I don't have enough, okay. I don't
Been smitten time so far what does that mean it's string has been?
Officially released
It says I'll be back
Oh my god it killed you killed me you gotta get fish
Please full grown I could get him some raw fish in hell
All right who wants to catch the dragon on a boat
Wait let me get my stuff
Yeah, I
suffered the wrath of chance, that's
Incredible cool. It's like a really extreme version of HQ trivia in my come over -
What are you done Michael come to the fishing Jamboree it's like a game box, okay there we go man Jack
This bow doesn't stay charged for very much
Oh, you said one of the chests by the by the pole yeah, I can't open how much could that possibly do what's here?
Natalie I do okay, did you suck up pick up all right? I stole pickles, okay?
I have a history of pickles you see oh nice. What's your history? I lost one you lost of pickles
By the way another ones yeah, I know I gotta make sure he doesn't scream. Sorry time to form it just gives you shit
I'm gonna grab more all right. I'm gonna go back to the overworld and then Michael please go check down low at the bottom -
You're gonna bleed a glowstone chicken, and you had to choose what the fuck is that?
Would you choose don't chicken? Would you choose from glow stan or obvious stan?
Chickens are gone. Oh my god. There's a dent in his farm as probably the wither oh oh the weather took a child
I don't know. Oh, yeah wither I don't know how that would have happened. It's literally this exact space of some pens oh
shit
If the withered thing does happen I would blame Lindsay. Yeah, well, there's the bite take it out. I'm literally impossible to
Agree with you oh damn Jack oh you see that one - Jeff's coming to terms with it by calming all over himself
Using dragons
Dragon
I'm trying to keep it secret, and you're like. I look at this. Oh Chet are you making a dragon?
Is this point he's making a dragon?
I'm underground. Here's a conversation
Can you get it to chunk in a bottle oh
Oh, I see dragon breath. We just go we can go get more dragon's breath for you. Yeah
I can get the next solo I
Wonder why she's not all your missus
Is mine exponent hey, buddy, I need you to back Osho?
I need you back at the fuck is he gonna jump off the edge back up
Because I had to make sure he didn't say you had to make sure he knew he now is safe, right
That's all so he doesn't look happy jack. I'm the why I had to hit him once just because uh I know I don't know
He's alive Ryan is what he is once I?
Learn it would have been dead now. He's alive
Too stupid fuck
Booker's fault alright. Uh not his fault still need to go to the end get some breath for Gavin
No
Fucking break it, but I think you can keep hitting the wrong thing. What are you doing? She doesn't know?
What trash it don't yet? Don't hit him out don't hit it now. It's all gonna go off the edge
Do you have room to pick it up?
But to be fellas you're doing a lot better than you did in the last video wait. You didn't make it into the video yeah
improvements all right
We there for that Michael
No, I told him uh I had a friend of the fishing gem. Oh, yeah. No he was like
I'll hop in like 15 minutes later. Wasn't it crazy, just like I'm just gonna talk and procedures and
oh
We're almost there gap. We almost have enough of these things I
Wish this regen was a little far. I know the region was a real disappointment. Oh your Slayer. Okay. Bye
Once I make the well of Snow White I should be able to shove something in there, and it would not bleed and regen
Forever you know is how I was looking at you, and then I couldn't know the eye contact you guys need to milk it faster
Just fact
You know I'm not gonna get hung up on what just look me in the eye. It's like when Jabba mad
Look me in the eye. Don't look at me
Nothing I don't think so is it filling
Killed you a beacon of regeneration I
Yeah, I should do that people keep telling me. I should say that I never do it. Okay, right?
now cool
Who's an endo seconds?
I'll be an indoor just second still do you your things fucked up because the other one that you broke didn't break
It now Lindsey can't like break her. I'm sorry. Are you saying that I was sorry
That's the thing I wasn't remembering to do
That I mean can I hold on I got you dudes real quick one. I got you, bitch
Are you gonna make a vegan? Yeah like a big one? What's uh? What's the max base size weight um?
Alright first tree. It's you know the whole thing the altar that goes under the beacon the beacons stand next to it
Nice, did you hear shit? I?
Think it's it's either a 7x7 or wow oh wow get over here Gavin. It's either 7 by 7 or 9
Why'd you shoot me? Oh?
I didn't get Bing
Bing
Waiting really not shoot me or didn't oh. He shot you I watched yeah
I mean if Jeremy wasn't a witness out absolutely say no. Oh definitely watch it 9 by 9 Ryan no, but I've only
Missing the birth
Birthing some chance sounds like oh you're missing the dammit. I need more another star there always some you're garbage
So I need more nether stars which I just broke the goddamn thing that makes the other stars
They tried to get us to so there's only fair cool
Ok go fucking get some like of the 9. No now carrot juice Jack made and eat it
Meow Booker meow here
At all pick it up and drink it he's so cute. Oh yeah that that a
Disaster artist a great. Movie is it really?
You also left the helmet over here, so you didn't pick up put on your shit, I don't wanna drink this first
Well if you put on your shit, I'll give you more foam to carry stuff plutonium. I used to write in German
What's that you serve the bombs no no as long as I fill up this fat
Circle, that's in there right now. I won't bother it
You're now bound to the altar. Yeah, huh yeah?
Pretty matter-of-fact about it. Yeah. I mean yeah, it's it's
I can really do about it. What does that be full of blood?
To the end next time what's the easiest sign to make for the crafting table on a stick?
The easiest sign yeah, what are you doing Michael?
Did you make up a lot more efficient at some point I sure did dude sweet. I made it way more efficient
I don't to be wasting blood
Now doesn't make a bacon we're good to go
Descent people have been telling me to build that for so long now do and I just forget every time bunk
All right now. Now you have regeneration
All right, so I think you ever generation now. What are you doing?
Wait, that's who you clicking things. I'm gonna click to play Jack little nervous. Do you not?
Benchmarking like I made a crafting table
Pot
This 32 tell Jeremy, but you don't seem to be getting healed I'm definitely not
Get him over here from my thing
I
Remade my crafting table on a stick you have enough blood of a chariot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I had enough
You know I thank you Gavin that was just a drip bag for the last 15
You know what you are though. You were an appreciated drip. Oh, thanks. Jamie. It doesn't seem to be doing
anything
You know what I have to go and do the podcast oh
You don't have to
Here yeah, and we never did get your dragon's breath no next time. They're
Hot back in just gonna type that thing in the chat, though
That was weird yeah, that was that was weird, but you know appreciated. I like dick no
I don't mean what's all the dick said it you just said a beautiful you typed it earlier, and you yelled it in cloudberry?
Write that right down with the Jeff it's okay all that didn't help
Do I build it wrong what's wrong Ryan? I hope you figure this out because it's really upsetting you it is bothering me
Oh man one of my fucking thermal lilies got blasted by the fucking
Oh dear really yeah, that sucks. You know
By Gavin oh, yeah, why all right the basic structure of the well of suffering is complete redstone
At the bottom, not I just here yeah, I'm confused I feel like if I had a conducting
Whoa welcome to being an old man Ryan
Old man
Watch the good neighbor on Netflix. If you haven't seen it. It's a very bit that I watched was pretty good. What is really good
Who's your mom fuck I did explain a show or a movie. It's a movie
Hey, Jeff. Yeah that on and he's fucking good in it
So that saddl you do
At chess I promise. I'll give it back to you, so I don't need it nor do I care about it
I put it I'm gonna want it Jack. I put it in
It's in one of these maybe over here
I got some bad news about mine what?
Oh, yeah the water one. Yeah, dude, they're hard to wait and lock where's Michaels water dragon, okay?
Follow us safe anybody anybody oh
Fuck oh my god that one looks cool, Michael wait next stage two minutes
Way up there. I mean I'd do shit. I just found it
Check it out check out my baby boy right Thomas doesn't look just like Mogar
You know what a lot of the representations of mogh are absolutely truths fucking following me, man
He was dark
Jerry toss him a fish is that why he's into you no not yet, please don't go fish whoa
Damn, he fucking growling. Yeah. I'm gonna go get a fish right now. He's
I mean
Me some some attitude. I just I haven't heard and making noise yet
I thought he was a mute Ryan came along and the growling started. That's
No animal smart okay, all right this
Isn't this work
It's a mail office. I think is what I mean
Which works out nice cuz we just did time to go over there and get it who knew fishing Jamboree would end with taming dragons
I did I think that's always fuckin excited for it. Oh wait. You couldn't hang up raw fish
Could you because it became something right I became dried dried it became leather eventually. There's why fish
I'm looking at it. All right. Oh, yes, whoa whoa whoa whoa where you going?
a little house
There's a raw fish is it how many Jack? Uh? I got like a 4/5 No
However many you can get old. Hey guys. Yeah, it was pretty rainbow
Yeah, I've noticed it earlier. It's gorgeous. Don't eat more it showed up right when Gavin said he loved dick
I would say that any one to correct the record and instead of saying he liked dick
He said he loved because he can't help himself, and there's nothing wrong with that. No there's only dick. Yeah absolutely absolutely
Nothing wrong with that guys. Uh if you guys are looking for a good button to in the episode
I have a plutonium chicken news about that. Yep. I got I got a bunion yep
I'm gonna try and fucking feed this fuck Jeff. We're in the episode. You've been you've been a wonderful simple farmer
Let me see here. I'm just see what I can take care of you for a little bit here Jeff. Dude. I hope another
coupon for free back rub, yeah
I blue tone iam to you nice
He must have grown it was too small Oh fallen on us oh no he wouldn't fuck
Coming up
Right below him there's no ground
Seriously, yeah, yeah my mind vanished too. I think I think once they hit the next stage. They get too big
Like a vet, I'm sorry
We have a moment a sign
That's not making electric steel, that's me oh oh there's Jack you Laurie, OH very was
What happened Jeff I have a present for you. Are you your farm right now Jeff?
Are you watching this Oh
Where'd you go?
Hey, Jeff. I got a friend for you. What is that? Is that it? That's like?
Okay
Hey, Jeffrey that is the biggest
Dick
That's your dragon
The dragon you walk up to him right click on him with an open hand hey. Hey, yeah
Nice open hand like a horse or else. It'll bite your fingers. Yeah
He's not
He doesn't want to have anything to do with Jeff. I can't
Because Jack Solomons
There you go, try it again. If you just went off. It's pretty incredible. Yeah, I think Jack. Maybe that's yours sounds like well
Thanks for showing me your Jeff here. Yeah, thank you show me yours. Yeah, take some fish take some fish
It definitely says he's tamed. I don't eat fish get an offer it to the dragon
Is the heart there you go
Now I'm eating some fish only I like fish
Don't eat the fish. It's disgusting now right-click on Jeff. I'm right-clicking on them like with an M
Do you have nothing in your hand no did you eat the fish or feed it to him?
I gave it to 50 vis little hearts. Yeah, Jeff all right now. Ya hear
I can't give him anymore you already gave him fuck me. He's got hurts
I'm gonna kill myself Michael mo, that's sad Michael. Well Jack mine. Thank you for showing me you two dragon
Yes, your dragons giving more fish
Yeah, I drop my poo. It won't let me have it
I fed him the chain the fish nothing
Is there more fish I can give you more fish Jeff there you go
Drop my juice chickens this shit over on the guy
It's not letting me give them dragon man dragon Oh
Michel it'll be alright. Yeah. He's looking at you Jeremy. I barely knew him
It's like we got a puppy and then it died in like a day yeah, Michael
I've had like four dragons like this during this series. There you go Jeff. We put arts okay?
Now try it try it okay the parts all over them. It's still
It says tame
Doesn't say your right clicking. Yeah, I mean, I think is your dragon Jack
Very clearly very clearly get on well congratulations on your dragon Jack. It seems really Jack
That's a really neat-looking dragon fire if you get the police don't breathe me fire all my chickens or hurt my chickens
But I'm very happy for you, thank you for sharing all
Right yeah, so the next cut I think the next few episodes. I'm gonna be working on dragon taming
I've got I've got armor stuff going to you
I mean we have to kill dragons any way to get hearts to make armor
And then I I'm also I need ender stars now stuff to rebuild the wither killer after I almost murdered that one his heart
 
Can't take you all right oh
Why are you touching my glass don't touch my glass my spikes leave it alone. I'm halfway done
What are you gonna drop a TV in there? No the mechanical user you'll see
Now I just need an item conduit away. It's dragon until next time freaking me out alright alright. Let's stop
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