TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to GTA 5 online
With mark and wade now a lot of people wanted to see me play GTA online
[I] didn't want to play it on my own or with just with random people
So this is a great chance to get in and play with some people that I actually knew, jack are you a frenchman?
Are you a Magician... no?
I'm uh I'm jack white from the white stripes. oh, you are actually
wade's just wade.  How boring
No, wade is a bradley cooper from the hangover Iii, am. I am a retired mime
We're gonna shoot not each other, but just the ground
(wade gets hit by a car)(mark and jack laugh)why!!
Im Getting back at my car screw this yeah. Yeah there we go. There we go Yeah, fuck you.oh yeah?
oh Yeah?
Don't don't shoot me. Don't you dare 
 im gonna shoot ur finger! do not dare
(mark head shots jack)hey!
I didn't know it would kill you instantly, omg did you  head shot jack?
A shot can't kill me instantly of course not yeah, we gotta get out of here lead the way
who's leading the way me? you !They're after you. Why oh good good. people are glitching all over the place
Where are we supposed to go? I don't know j-just drive away
Well see you later wade!(laughs) were Are you going?! I don't know were am i supposed to go?
uh oh (X3) im upside down,fix it fix it!,ok sorry about coming into your house like that!
ow!What are you doing? Now i have two wheels out. Thanks. Sorry here comes fun! like oh here comes fun
It's like [real-life] bumping cars here comes Jack wooo!
It's like a long delay before you actually got there,  yeah the cars just bump all over the place
You made me hit a cop(X2). I have to get a car but all the cops are around
stop bringing the co-oh god ahh!stop bringing the cops to me!
Okay, screw it. You know what fuck it we're taking this car then...did you guys go down into the subway?
That's what we've been saying we've been doing, am I in the right place I?
i Don't know,oh  yeah
Drive your car here. We need to go-(mark gets hit) yay! you got over it
i did but i wasn't trying to
Jack ramp off of me. Oh you you back your arse up into that.
maybe if I stand here to... never mind
(jack makes weird noises)
yeah just feel free to steal my car jack if that dosent work to
oh oh oh yeah!(jack makes it over the ramp)waddup bitches!i am the best!
my god it's so good what way do these wheels turn look at the way those wheels are?
I'm stuck now. I can't go forward or back. Im gonna  Catapult you guys off this into the subway.
yeah that was close
i Do not trust this oh
Hello, ma'am. She has her phone out. She's taking pictures of me. Stop taking pictures of me!
uh jack apparently, cuz my guy is just walking in circle
yay!where are we going? I don't know
Airport is..here
can you even drive bruh?
I do I drive all four wheels are I heard gas pedals in Ireland are made of guinness bottles is that true?
Yeah, the whole car is made out of guinness bosses. Yeah, wow they're  air freshener
They literally just catch a leprechaun they hang it in their rearview mirror
Yeah, they're small enough, and when they shake they let out pixie-dust that smells gorgeous. Here's more bikes hey, hey, buddy. Oh
im gonna get it!(wade jumps out of car)waah!
See you later wade! yeah were not coming back for you.wade Yeah, I'm not giving up this momentum
oh wades  right behind us. He's on a bike. Hey guys! is he? can i middle-finger him? I can't turn all the way around
fuck u wade!,fuck u wade(laughs) bye!
helicopter!
oh Okay
Wait can we all ride in that? yep Land good  well, that's not good thats good!. thats a good landing.oh yes. I'm out
I'm out. I'm out okay, okay. All right. Thank you  helicopter.. ...jeraminose  oh oww
I hit my head off a bin now were stuck on the mountain just eternally sleeping off
No, we're not I have a parachute. i am getting down out of here. hey. I'm dead again wait
Is that Jack? is that you with the rainbow parachute? Yeah!
damn you
Damn, you jack
Help us. Oh
wait oh im above u now,were are u? i can see mark just bouncing around,thank u thank u i know
Oh no, no no no no fuck it
I lost me parachute and bouncing I'm rolling I hi tree. Okay.  whoa hey!We're not drunk. Whoa
Hey
no jack!jack keep away! ( random drunk noises a guy makes)
jack just lay down, jack lay down it'll all be over soon no no no..yeah!
i punched u like ten times in a row (no u didnt mark)
i have one punch away from death here look i jumped-
oh
Thanks for the money aren't you guys glad I brought you to the top of the mountain to get bikes when there were no
Thanks for the money aren't you guys glad I brought you to the top of the mountain to get bikes from the
Yeah, thanks. We can go to the military base if you want yes, please are there weaopons there
Yes, it's got a shoot information all the way back. Are you okay? Yeah see woah what the heck just happend?
What? you crashed into something on our screens? No, I didn't on our screens
You did then you would all of the sudden on the other side of the road happens you guys
What is going on?  you know its just lag that's making it happen right? Yeah, they're not car crashes their  Just lags
Yeah, the lag there's a fence here
We have to like go up the site of their mountain or something to get out on the side of the mountain
[I] don't think this thing's gonna get over this it got power what I really got Pal
we got 5 stars!why are their bleachers here? you don't find a tank, a tank finds you wait Oh, okay? I get it
Oh, we're so dead aren't we yeah?
Go go yeah. Go out that way some if you can get out that side.. tank! tank!tank?!i am out!i am out!
I see a tank! see a tank! im coming and getting it, I'm getting it don't shoot me don't shoot me u bastards aww noo!
come on!
all i see is a car in the fucking mountains. You don't know what you doing do ya?
see  you guys didn't know what you  were doing either you guys were making fun of me.
Didn't you [know] [I] didn't know
I'm gonna get in,oh oh!(gasps dramatically) does wade knows what hes doing? i crashed into one of them
and they  don't care. We're gonna get it see ya later
I just saw that in my screen
Okay, I'm in,im coming dudes!  oh tank!(girlish scream in the distance)
no!no! dont shoot me!im getting in the jet!get in the fucking get!..im in the air!
do not shoot me down!
Notice a jet cant drop into a tank...yes! i escaped!hahaha!im in a jet!whoo!
I'm Gonna get my own
someones down here somewhere,it was pretty sa-ahh jack!
Whoa hey hey now
you'd be nice. I'll be nice
What are you doing?
bye jack!wow!! what happened  to you?
i hit a pole, oh wow
poles  are a detriment to society you know what I'm gonna get in and steal another one before you guys do
screw you!now crash through the vents through the vents hey whitey there you go
You guys gonna pick me up. He picked me up all laugh fuck.yeah strait strait strait strait
There's a guy there run around
[no], sorry sir. It's all yours back. Thank you. I mean, I mean take it off. I
Told you you guys have all the luck with jet. Oh, it was like right there
Here I'll end this one on the road and you can take it
No, I don't want it's correct sure I'll come on so come on. You know. You know you want. Oh no. No, no
I'm gonna get one of them on [us] [are] you down wow I got shot
Okay, America, man. I take you the same oh
No
I only saw his white dad covered wars me on the map and then you just wrap oh
That was amazing Bible laughing below
Hey, harley, you look so pimp in your care. Let's thank you with my top hat yeah, Klaus
Thank God it back by the highway. Oh my face is bright pink from laughing and waiting
I'm waiting to see how you were if you die you fucking mountain in that thing are we yeah, yes?
I hit the type of defense and got in
Oh, God. I miss the guy and I can I'll be right there. I miss the guy do not shoot me
Oh, okay
Doesn't handle [Sap] stop stop stop
He didn't stop. Okay you guys ready for a master class. Oh. God. We got two stars already [ashesh]
It's all part of the plan it motivates now. Oh wait. Okay longer on the plan
Okay, oh
That nice aged baby, Leslie worse
Sheesh oh tank. Oh, no the guy's not here get out somebody get out. I've got it's yours
Fight there's another jet here you're getting out to get this one. I got it ah
I'm out no soldiers. Oh
God oh, God oh, God. Oh, God ah oh
Guys, [I] can only drive straight up the runway. I only promised that I get you a jet
I never I never promised that you'd be able to fly it a lot of turn a
fly straight up
God damn it you guys back. I'm coming jack. I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you jack
Okay, you cuz I'm the best one yes. You are you're my favorite
Movie hey, I don't need your tears, Ari oh god. Oh, God
Did you see me I can fly last night
Like [ten] replays is it oh my God
