[People yelling]
[Metal music]
Lieutenant, report.
Sir. It's huge.
Get a hold of yourself!
We are soldiers of war!
Nothing can- OH MY GOD IT'S ENORMOUS!
...What?
Call HQ.
Tell them we've found some sort of hideous
gigantic monster.
Hey I'm just...
I'm just FAT!
How did it get so big?
I dunno!
Food?
What does it want?!
My dog.
I'm just walking my dog.
It probably wants to eat us all.
Hey hug you.
Soldier at back: OH MY GOD IT'S SO DISGUSTING!!
Hey did that guy just shoot himself?
How many more lives must this damned beast
claim?
Wait, just to be clear, are you talking about
me or my dog?
Sir, I've also spotted... a dog!
God Dammit!
The monster seems to be oozing some sort of
poisonous liquid!
It's just sweat!
I'm nervous!
God, it really is hard to look at, isn't it. May I?
Of course.
STOP DOING THAT?
Eurgh!
I should have expected the stench!
Mum, these guys are bullying me.
Can you come pick me up?
[Car horn beep]
Hello!
That was my favourite mum!
I'm going home.
If it moves towards the city, open fire!
Maybe not!
Ready your weapons!
Please don't!
It's raising it's arms to attack!
No I'm not!
Prepare to fire!
NOOOOOOOOO!
[Heavy breathing]
Oh.
Has that been there the whole time?
How did I not notice that?
What a crazy misunderstanding.
Do I feel stupid now.
OH MY GOD A SECOND MONSTER!
OH COME ON!
Eurgh!
You're like super fat!
[Gun Shot]
[Sad music]
FIRE!!
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
[Explosion]
