Top of the mornin' to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Hello Neighbor!
So I did the first ep - I did the the first level in the first episode
And then I did a stream going over the second episode
And that should be up at some point
Somewhere so apologies for the quality of that the streams always end up looking worse than actual videos
But I'm back doing a regular video for the third episode because I love messing everything up
And why not so let's get in oh
I thought it was gonna be all cool at the start. There we go that's what I wanted to happen
When we left off last time I didn't even get to watch all of the cutscene that happened here
Because hey my eggs are still knocked down oh
These are the best eggs 'cause you can't get them off the frying pan GET OFF
World's strongest eggs, but with me and my eggs we can accomplish anything
Now we're all grown up we're not the boy anymore, we're not the boy that I used to know
We're a grown-up man now, and we're gonna move into our house apparently still the same character, but let's listen to some music
How about you take out the actual game music and put in this one when I click this
Ah, What are we watching, "To be Dane the seed b-" what? Oh someone's at my door!
Back I have eggs *HUP!* go eggs get them!
Eggs, you're fucking useless GO EGGS
Yay shit eggs you ain't gonna mount to nothin. What okay. I got me a letter. Don't freeze this time.
I can't actually pick it up there we go for some reason it wasn't working
I don't know what that says I don't speak Russian or whatever language that actually is. I didn't see if it was Russian - wasn't it Russian before?
I'm sad which apple am I going to eat. I know I'll put my apples in this suitcase!
I'll move away!
I'll take my eggs and I'll go, I'll make eggs elsewhere! Future eggs. I'm also going to get into this fridge and take this apple.
"THIS is the apple I'll definitely eat, not those other two apples"
But just in case I'm gonna put them in my suitcase and bring my apples with me
So story-wise, it seems like something happened to him when he was younger with the neighbor and now growing up
Jesus leave the bird alone, I don't know what the, the letter said, and I don't know why he's moving back
but he ends up going back to the same place when he's much older... and the neighbor's still gonna be there?
I guess I don't know this is the cutscene that we used to see a bunch in the, the alpha betas. Ah, here we are
home sweet
Oh my god
This is what I'm moving into???
A fucking cardboard box would be better! Jesus.
Also the neighbor has no house right now
I'll get you in a minute phone ringing. I have some business to attend to.
You got mail? Ah,
I was hoping I could get his subscription to Zoom Magazine
Hello neighbor, maybe that's why it's called that. *deep noise* The demon's back!
*intoxicated voice* Oh guys, I don't know I feel a little weeeiiird...
Three there is too much... *chuckles*
Okay, so we won't go into the, the house lined with LSD because it just makes us hallucinate all over the place
And then we start seeing the freaky demons. That demon was in the original game, or the *pfft* "The original game"
It was in the - the betas or the alphas at some point, and you could just see it very briefly
All right, all right, I'm coming, I'm coming. I need a key, is the key in my car?
I don't know, is the key in my ca-there's the key. Hello!
Ah, dump sweet dump! It's nice to be home and contract a venereal disease
So it's still just the same house that demon's still out there!
That's not there
Who's ringing my banana phone? There's only four buttons on it! *laughs*
You're doing a lot of gasping. You might want to do some exhaling to balance it out.
The demon's just still out there just - oh now he's gone.
Curl up on the couch into a ball, that'll help ya. That usually makes ghosts go away.
Who's that? Timmy, did you fall down the well again? Hey my house is fine now
What're you doing?
You having some trouble with your mail-order animatronic bride doll?
I think so. Never buy off untrusted websites. What did I tell you about those weird Russian websites? They're untrustworthy.
They seem fine now, but my house is fine.
Am I actually just asleep -
I swear to God if this game ends with "It was all a dream..." I'm gonna throw a child out a window.
Ah, just like mama always said, when you move house bring your glue and your apple. Hey!
Do you want DOUCHE BAGS do you want an apple? Here eat a fuckin apple!
Okay, no need to run away.
I was only joking it was just an apple. Am I still breaking into your house? Is that still a thing - wow, look at all the stars!
Hi, hi, what? WHAT? I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING, I JUST SHOWED UP!
I gave you an apple.
Also, I don't know why all the... all the regular named products have
Anagrams of their names like, "glue" is "Elgu". "Milk" was "Kilm",
Like milk is not a copyrighted trademark or anything like that. You're not gonna get sued by saying the word milk. God those that
48-inch vertical leap is quite astounding here drink your glue
Hi, it's me your long-lost twin brother son
Okay, he doesn't want to talk he's not a very talkative, man. Maybe he's too busy killing his wife with a car crash
Too soon too soon. Yeah, not too soon for my mom
Wasn't me I swear
Is that other guy?
All right, I'm going in
I
Don't know where I'm going in but I was going in so this is the house that we're used to this is the house
We've seen a billion times
You know the ones that flocked every which way from Sunday
Okay cuz he's easy breezy breakable windows he got them at the cheap. That's their slogan
Easy breezy breakable windows if you pay more you'll be living somewhere better
That's not their slogan. It's also not a good joke emergen-c
Emergency rod plan
Okay could I just break this and go up wait
Sorry sorry I forgot your flubber windows my bad. What's that? Did you bury a dead dog or a wife? I?
Asked questions because I care dude the whole city, or house is open
You're good. It's like he's building a fort in fallout 4 Kobe
Yeah, I did it. Haha
Okay across the border. I'm a bad guy out here neutral zone. Okay. I'm going inside your house
Bye, it'd be so funny. If you could just lock him out
Is the shit still in here?
No, ah good old curtains to kill him
Hey, I live in a house. That's
Not how you door all right, so let's sight. What's going around, which means I am getting ready to go down
Okay is this one that's locked in there
Yeah, I can't actually get to that okay. Okay. I'm back to my good old parkour wizardry
Are you guys ready to see the ultimate parkour master, huh?
Look at that shit first Troy
You know what no that's actually very easy peasy lemon squeezy for him to be able to get to me
So I'm just gonna do this see I know how to do this one
Yeah, what's happening what's going on? I also need the magnetizer, but fuck
Didn't even hurt. It's just uncomfortable. Hey. Hey, dude what what's a large body of water with no wife or son
It's you
Cuz he's a big ball of baby tears
Don't act so shocked. It's not the first time I've been in your house
Why God look at that 49 inch vertical leap? Oh god? He's gonna get me isn't he?
Now he's never gonna get me pee glue. I choose you I
Killed pika glue well, then I get the magnetizer again, I can't remember might throw this against you
I see you
What the fuck
What you killed my trash cans I walked into one too fast my gates decided 360 no-scope was on hey stop
Stop go away
No stranger danger bad touch bad touch you think you're better than me just cuz you can squirt tomato juice 14 feet across
They'd be squaring the ice. You're not better than me, dude
Goes right behind me. Okay. Okay neutral safe zone safe space save space
But the fuck up pizza sauce
Okay good cardio workout though careful of those bins. They'll turn you around and put your ass inside your own face
Okay, good. Talk you talk we didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world was turning. I've got a box or two
I probably shouldn't mess with them cuz physics are fucking shit. Oh
Go box
Uh-huh wait the magnetizer is there?
How am I supposed to say if it's there?
Okay, I probably should have brought something else you know some of the throw and go ahead oh
That was my favorite picture of gram gram
fly
Come on. I should hit you up up and away web Shazam come on man come on man
I'm a nice boy. Hey it turned off his power. He doesn't seem too worried about it. He hasn't come back out
Come on
Why don't know I'd say coming into the same room
Jesus Christ day time is just bang
Wake up. You see. This is why you don't ship glue in boxes with everything else and it all just sticks together
It's not a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup watch this shit
Nope I'm actually quite worried that you are gonna mess me up
So I'm gonna put you in the corner like people trying to put, baby
And then they found out you don't put baby in the corner
Nice
Bitch okay here we go get it get the thing get it
Thank you
Now magnetized the key I had a wall
nice
Perfect oh we've made some progress
Hi, hey ribs it ah riboflavin
Are the fucking powers off
Hey, dude
Do me a favor real quick glance around power I?
Break a window for you watch what?
Jesus Christ, dude watch out for the teleporting tear
shits cray cray
wow
This is quite there to set up
Jesus Christ, I mean I know my setup looks a bit weird, but I record Let's Plays whether you record
I'm over here recording Let's Plays and this guy's making let's place in the year 3000. It's faint 5 dimensional chess
Alright let's turn off his cameras. I made it go from green to red green light
red light
Green light
Red light, are you moved you I heard you you moved go. Go go get outta here cake oh?
Is it my birthday?
You should have my gift of stuck in the roof no Dade. I want the roof gift. I want the roofie
That's not what you should call the?
Go cup
for I
Know hello, I made it I'm back and the power is Oh?
a
Very nice. Oh, yeah umbrella. I need the umbrella and also
This yellow key, but the yellow key doesn't the other key just open that thing out there
There's so many chair, what's it about do you have the secrets are you a spy?
Are you are you spy?
Know me pretty cool wait
Yeah, look all your cameras are off
I don't know how you set them up
And even got all of this going since you seem to not be able to get up here or I am
So I mean I'm so glad I opened that so glad I'm in here
Everything is just soda soda good
Focus this i'ma drop a key right here
Nice, I'm gonna keep these keys
The way I don't know if I need the magnetizer again, but I like having it with me
It makes me feel like a strong boy
Hey, Dad
you remember that time where we had all the boxes from from mom moving out and and
You you trap me behind them and said fuck you starve and die I was a good one the Dada
Dada, Dada
Okay, give me the silent treatment like you did for those 15 years. You've gone out of my life
Ha ha oh very good very good. Okay up. I go dad look. I'm climbing. I'm a big boy
Dad I'm trying to climb, but I'm a little shit boy apparently a little shit boy would shit boy chicken legs
They should just call me chicken little legs
Said to me being afraid that the sky is gonna fall. I'm just afraid that my legs. I'll never grow hey. I'm up here dad
Something jerking off somewhere
Focus making that night, are you making that noise oh?
I can go into the Dean gleam the tower more or am
Let me check out the pedo
Me like I've been checking out the fucking pedo of this whole game go and go
Go head towards the pedo or the Dean bleep he just did not give a shit about those boards
What is making that sound
You know what it sounds like okay?
I'm gonna get very
Weirdly specific right now. It sounds like someone has two nipple clamps, just like two nipple pumps or cups and just born
You might have picked up a bit of a few passengers along the way, but I'm a father you
I'm gonna go up. This way because I have an umbrella now, and that's whew?
There's a thing right there
What's in there I didn't order to go ignore the next stage should be oh
Jesus Christ not there well grab a phone
Hey, you want to go do fire?
You wanna go do far and meze no long I?
Don't know what's where or how why okay? Can I make that?
Yes, okay it almost looks like a bull's-eye looks like the things that parachuters land on
Okay, we're back to the nipple pumps
Remember okay, I do
What how why oh?
I need to be at nighttime to enter you
that's
stupid
Because that means I actually have to fail and come back because nighttime doesn't just happen
Okay, I'm heading over here, Oh
Fucking nailed that nailed that short like a coffin. Okay i'ma throw you don't disappear
Thank God, okay
In we go to this other treacherous hellhole. Hey, I remember this room
This is the one we like throw something at the switch, and then you go plug
And then you get up to the door, and there's nothing in it
What's in here crowbar was in here before
Maybe isn't somewhere else. Well. Are you a switch?
What
Are you just doing that in your own all right watch this huh, Kobe fuck yeah, oh
Geez Hey what Oh
Crouch not seen standing see
Okay am I shopping who the Griffin puffs half hat is here again. Am I show?
Doesn't my shoe make we gonna pick it up. I want my shoe. I need a plant. I need some kiln
Okay, that's the most amount of sense that this game has made so far are we waiting
Jerry from the from the retreat. It's me George George Benson
Hey, hon you go what is happening oh my me
I'm just a little boy with my little kiln a
little carrot in the kiln that's all I need
And I'll be out of your mannequin hair
Okay, almost at the finish line hello
Yes, I would like to check out my produce
What
What's happening
What oh
Fuck me man wait. I just have to keep going Jesus Christ. Where's everything in this game made a robber
Okay very good very good
Maybe if I get in the trolley
But I don't I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing
Maybe these guys are giving me a hint as to what I'm supposed to be getting maybe whatever's in their trolleys
I'm supposed to have in mind
So a pink thing a curtain
Pickles oh Jesus Christ you're freaking out oh
God it might have passed all that
It's not one of these
pepto-bismol
Okay, but how do I put them in?
Like that
Okay pickles orange juice and a big on a bag of chips and a big jar of something
Jesus
Stop that just scary
You know what this is it's just another game of red light green light as soon as it's red light on their face
They're coming towards you like how you moving are you moving?
What
I didn't even do anything
He just walked by me randomly in it oh fuck you wait this now says milk on it
Is it cuz my characters like dreaming or something in the other world actually this would definitely be a dream as well
Fuck off fuck off I
I don't even have a trolley anymore. Just let me out. Just are you saying that I could have done that all that time?
Are you serious
What the fuck
Okay, whatever I'll take it
We're just glad I'm not through that bullshit anymore
Now the platform goes through me
Whatever I can throw a box at it I
Can hit it almost every time there. We go another platform goes through me. Oh?
Mr.. Game and see if I can cheese this somehow
Just break a lamp
Okay, I choose it all I have to do is oh no oh no
Wha
I
Don't deserve this. I'm just sprinting. I'm gonna break the game
The game is already broken me, so I'm gonna break the game
That's how this is gonna work
No, I don't want to hear it dudes
Don't want to hear it. Don't wanna hear any of your shit. I'm gonna lose you in the aisles here
We go nice
Very nice. I'm over here now against you
Nope, nope nope nope nope. Nope you. Don't get me. You don't get me nobody gets me
Nobody gets me like you do store clerk hey. I'm up here
I'm up here now. Just let me go. Just let me go, bro
Just let me go just
please
please
Please all I want to do is get out of this fucking hell, please
Please can I break you?
Please okay, I'm down here now okay progress pro- could you move your elbows? It says "lit" on the cash register
Why does it say lit on the cash register, I'm stuck now
Just there has to be some way there has there has to be I get out. Can you get out of me? I'm stuck I
Can't get out
I
Don't even want to cheat the game anymore can I just get out and like fail?
Please
I'm just stuck back here now
Sir? oh, that's the crowbar
Can I get you?
Wait how the hell are you supposed to get that oh shit. Could I have just done that? no
Damn, man, okay. There's a way in over there
So right now. I'm just gonna, but yeah, I mean I'm gonna. I'm gonna but
I'm gonna I'm gonna
Do no
Stay there. It's fine. Hey look, dad I'm rock and roll!
oh, fuck the police
That's my TV now it lives down there
More locked doors
Hey
Something up here. Whoa there was a big spinny thing up there
I wonder I wonder if I could plunder. There's a wedge in there! oh, that'll be useful
can I just? have you? oh I don't have my magnet thing with me
Okay, I need to get up and over
huh
hello, train!
of on the rounds, I see? okay. see you later
woah that's a whole room full of boxes. bahoosh!
Dude could I just go there? okay, okay, stop falling down! yeah got in
Okay, at least I think I did. did I get it? Oh. I thought I dropped my key. did I get in? I'm in!
This is gonna be locked, isn't it? Hey, It's not locked! For the fucking first time. Okay. This is a giant magnet
ooh, green key!
I Can't take it off that because it's a giant magnet! I gotta figure out how to turn you off.
Among everything else
Hmm ah
that's why you're all stuck on the wall, that makes sense now. where did my blue key go?
I had a key. I don't have it anymore. I have an extra box slot
I don't I don't like having an extra box slot. I'm supposed to have a key there, so they drop it? Oh
damn it. Also, did you guys know the physics are bullshit, and I am the master of it I?
I sure did.
That's how we do. That's how we do. okay
can I reach?
dammit.
I really thought that was the one
I was trying so hard I built my nice little box pile
Okay, all right. I'm somewhere. So are you new? what the-?
Okay, I figured out the noise problem
And you are new. Oh, cake!! I may use you to make an escape 'cause you are
rock solid cake
oh, for fuck's sake, really? I lost my umbrella though, so I don't have that to get around anymore.
Alright, what are we doing with you?
Are we doing anything with you? You're just firing balls at these things
okay, are you keeping something off?
alright, logic would say to turn these off, but I can't interact with anything! I can't even pick up the apples
Stop that!
Ooh, a valve!
jesus!
what did that do?
did I just drain something?
little truck here, hello little truck!
it says "news video game." hey dad.
What the fuck?!
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
W- what was that?! I'll tell you what that was; a broken ass game
Why? this shit should not be in this game at this stage.
This kind of Cluny, Wacky crazy weird bug filled kind of stuff should not be in this game.
It's finally fully released. This is a game you pay for
This is a thing that costs like thirty pound
and it still has all of this kind of stuff in it
ridiculous
why?
I still have no idea where I'm going, or what I'm doing, or where the fucking end of this stage is!
Yeah, I don't know. Please let me know what I did wrong, or what it did right, or where I need to go in the comments
because I have no idea right now. I'm so at a loss. I trying to do that shopping game
just got too tedious, so I gave up on that. I think I know how to do that
I just need to take the time to do it
I don't know how I go in and hit that button. There's still some stuff up on the roof that I need be able to do.
Maybe I need to go to the very top and throw myself into the windmill and that's the end of the game.
That'd be nice.
But anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
high fives all around *woosh, woosh*
thank you guys and I will see all of you dudes...in the next videooooo!!!
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