So I need to figure out how to actually get the controls to something that fucking makes sense.
So we're just kinda to have, like, steer rapidly to the left in order to attack.
Abilities? This isn't gonna be problematic at all! Umm...
Chat voice, this. Alright. And then Courier Deliver Item like that. Then... that actually might, er, tha-that might work.
L-Let's do a real match. Let's- let's- let's be MLG Pro with a steering wheel.
I can get to a 50:50 average if I win this and I totally can.
[laughing] I gotta steering wheel!
It's time for some vehicular manslaughter.
You guys have your controllers plugged in, right?
Yeeeah. No. Okay, cool. Uh, one problem, I'm using a driving controller.
[stifled laughs]
Yeah. Motherfuckin' life in the fast lane!
You 'member that song?
By Limp Bizkit?
[whispering] Dedicated to you... Ben Stiller.
[whispering] You are my favorite mutherfucker. I told you, didn't I?
I'm not gonna sing the whole song, 'cuz that's really annoying, but y'know. Limp Bizkit.
Maybe later.
Skype me.
The paddles don't work, which is unfortunate, 'cuz I could really use them for min-maxing my...
...my actions per minute, but y'know.
Be sure to run. Be sure to have a driving controller.
Shift that shit into fifth fuckin' gear and get outta there, man.
Seriously.
I mean, really, this is the game for really stupid puns... about driving.
'Cuz everyone's giving, like, y'know...
...Skeleton King is talking about his boner.
Oh, that is crazy! Those effects on-screen are actually giving me, like, force feedback.
Why has Valve programmed force feedback into this game? Why would you do that?
I'm goin' for the gold! Goin' straight down the middle lane.
Get outta the way if you're gonna drive like a grandma.
Playing chicken with the entire goddamn team.
It's on, motherfucker!
I don't have any kills under my belt, but I'm- I'm playing Support Skeleton King. Rather than, uh, carry.
It's not a thing, I'm just- I'm saying that so that way, it makes it sound like I don't suck.
We Roshan? Let's Rosh.
Alright, I'm gonna put the parking brake on 'til you guys all get here.
Uhhhh, I-I'm playing solo.
I ride alone. Where my cool-ass glasses to put on when I say that? I don't have any.
Probably explain why I'm not cool and shit.
Yeah!
Fuckin' killed with a steering wheel!
Run over. Like a small child in a school zone.
And now as a kid, I didn't really think that was all too weird, but... that part where the Tin Man ripped out, uh...
...Dorothy's Heart...
...as a sacrifice of Satan? That was pretty damn hardcore.
We're goin' for the win, now!
Yeah, they're all down. Go for it, go for it, go for it.
Good game, guys!
We won using a driving controller. If you guys had a driving controller too, you might have done as good as me.
Way to feed.
[stifled laughing] And that's a win! Let's see how my stats were.
Umm... arguably as good as, uh, as a Bounty Hunter.
Actually no, I AM better than Bounty Hunter.
Veteran Bounty Hunter... and umm... maybe better than Invoker? Kinda depends on how you consider his stats.
Rate my enjoyment of the match 'Very High'. I enjoyed that.
