
Modern Greek (1453-): 
Ἀγάπη: χαίρετε πάντες! Ὄνομά μοί ἐστιν Ἀγάπη, Ἡ Ἀγάπη. Τί ἐστιν ὄνομά σοι;
Ἐλέφας: ὄνομά μοί ἐστιν Ἐλέφας.
Ἀγάπη: σύγγνωθι, οὐκ ἀκούω σου. εἰπέ πάλιν. Τί ἐστιν ὄνομά σοι;
Ἐλέφας: ὄνομά μοί ἐστιν Ἐλέφας.
Ἀγάπη: μὴ ἴσθι οὕτω φοβερά! μὴ φοβοῦ!
Ἐλέφας: ...καλῶς.
Ἀγάπη: καὶ σύ, τί ἐστιν ὄνομά σοι;
Ἄρκτος: ΧΑΙΡΕ! ΟΝΟΜΑ ΜΟΙ ΕΣΤΙΝ Ο ΑΡΚΤΟΣ. ΜΙΚΡΟΣ ΜΕΝ ΕΙΜΙ, ΜΑΚΡΟΝ ΔΕ ΤΟ ΚΛΕΟΣ ΜΟΥ. ΚΛΕΟΣ ΑΦΘΙΤΟΝ ΕΣΤΑΙ!

English: 
 
Luby: Hello everyone!
My name is Love/Luby.
Love/Luby.
What is your name?
Elephant: My name is Elephant.
Luby: Pardon, I can’t hear you. Tell me again:
what’s your name?
Elephant: My name is Elephant.
Luby: Don’t be so shy!
Don’t be afraid!
Elephant: ...okay.
Luby: And you, what is your name?
Bear: HELLO! MY NAME IS BEAR. I MAY BE SMALL, BUT MY GLORY IS LARGE. MY GLORY SHALL BE UNCEASING! (Homer Iliad, 1.413)
Luby: Alright! I will not forget this name.

Modern Greek (1453-): 
Ἀγάπη: καλῶς! Οὐκ ἐπιλήσομαι τοῦτου τοῦ ὀνόματος. Καὶ σύ, τί ἐστιν ὄνομά σοι;
Ὗς: χαῖρε, ὦ Ἀγάπη! ὄνομά μοί ἐστιν Ὗς, ὁ Ὗς. Τί ἐστιν ὄνομα αὐτῷ;
Ἀγάπη: αὐτῷ;
Ὗς: Ναί.
Ἀγάπη: ὄνομα αὐτῷ ἐστιν Ἄρκτος.
Ἄρκτος: ΤΙ; ΟΥΚ ΟΙΣΘΑ ΟΝΟΜΑ ΜΟΙ;
Ὗς: ὦ φίλε, ἅ μὴ οἶδα οὐδὲ οἴομαι εἰδέναι.
Ἀγάπη: ὦ Ἐλέφαν, τίνα ὀνόματά ἐστιν αὐτοῖς;
Ἐλέφας: τὰ ὀνόματα αὐτοῖς ἐστιν ὁ Ἄρκτος καὶ ὁ Ὗς.
Ἄρκτος: ΑΓΑΠΗ! ΤΙΝΑ ΟΝΟΜΑΤΑ ΕΣΤΙΝ ΑΥΤΟΙΣ;
Ἀγάπη: αὐτοῖς;
Ἄρκτος: ΝΑΙ.
Ἀγάπη: αὐτοῖς ὀνόματά ἐστιν ὁ Ὗς καὶ ἡ Ἐλέφας.
Ἄρκτος: ΧΑΡΙΝ ΣΟΙ ΕΧΩ.

English: 
And you, what is your name?
Pig: Hi, Luby! My name is Pig. What is his name?
Luby: His?
Pig: Yes.
Luby: His name is Bear.
Bear: WHAT? YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME?
Pig: Friend, the things I don’t know, I don’t think I know. (Plato Apology 21d)
Luby: Elephant, what are their names?
Elephant: Their names are Bear and Pig.
Bear: LUBY! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
Luby: Theirs?
Bear: YES.
Luby: Their names are Pig and Elephant.
Bear: THANK YOU.

English: 
Luby: And now, Bear, what is her name?
Bear: HER NAME IS ELEPHANT.
Pig: Bear, what are their names?
Bear: YOU DON’T KNOW, O PIG? THEIR NAMES ARE ELEPHANT AND LUBY.
Pig: Thank you!
Luby: And now, Elephant, what are our names? The names to us?
Elephant: Your names are Luby, Bear, and Pig.
Luby: And you, o Pig, what are your names? The names to you guys?
Pig: The one thing I know is that our names are Elephant, Bear, and Pig.
Luby: Thank you guys. And a big thanks to you guys! Farewell!

Modern Greek (1453-): 
Ἀγάπη: Νῦν δέ, ὦ Ἄρκτε, τί ἐστιν ὄνομα αὐτῇ;
Ἄρκτος: ΟΝΟΜΑ ΑΥΤΗΙ Η ΕΛΕΦΑΣ ΕΣΤΙΝ.
Ὗς: ὦ Ἄρκτε, τίνα ἐστιν  ὀνόματα αὐταῖς;
Ἄρκτος: ΑΡ’ΟΥΚ ΟΙΣΘΑ, Ω Υ; ΟΝΟΜΑΤΑ ΑΥΤΑΙΣ ΕΣΤΙΝ Η ΕΛΕΦΑΣ ΚΑΙ Η ΑΓΑΠΗ!
Ὗς: χάριν σοι ἔχω!
Ἀγάπη: Νῦν δέ, ὧ Ἐλέφαν, τίνα ὀνόματα ἐστιν ἡμῖν; ἡμῖν;
Ἐλέφας: ὑμῖν τὰ ὀνόματά ἐστιν Ἀγάπη, Ἄρκτος καὶ Ὗς.
Ἀγάπη: Καὶ σύ, ὠ Ὗ, τίνα ὀνόματα ἐστιν ὑμῖν; ὑμῖν;
Ὗς: μόνον οἶδα ὅτι ὀνόματα ἡμῖν ἐστιν Ἐλέφας, Ἄρκτος, καὶ Ὗς.
Ἀγάπη: χάριν ὑμῖν ἔχω. Καὶ χάριν μεγάλην ὑμῖν ἔχω. Ἔρρωσθε!
