Hello ladies and gentlemen, we're
returning with our show Al-GZAAT with
breaking news. We finally found the
survivors from Ma'arra and Jerusalem and
here they are to talk about the
devastating tragedy which happened in
the Crusades. Hello. Hello. We were in Ma'arra
where we had a very good day and it was
a normal sunny day by Allah's grace and
we were farming. I were in my farm, in
my bed and my chicken and suddenly some
people with glasses came to our town
started boiling us in some pots, eating
us, eating dogs, raping women and God
knows what they did. It was truly devastating.
We are live from the epicenter.
Were you here when the Crusaders attacked?
Go fuck yourself.
Lady, you are now on live TV.
Who, where are you, one minute.
One of the Crusaders (or some kind of Dick) pulled me, personally, with my hair.
He pulled my hair.
Sorry for uncensored speech, big apologies, but he pulled me with my hair.
Me, Mate Khidesheli, citizen of Jerusalem, full-valued... Fu.
We are back to the studio.
So, how did you escape?
Well, if you look at my charm, I look like a woman.
So I told them I was a woman, and I got raped then.
So I have a comment from my friend.
I am talking about this. There is Marijuana in chocolate, there is Marijuana in Cola.
The slippers I wore for a week, and which had uranium in them caused Leukemia.
In which chocolate is there Marijuana? In every, absolutely.
So, many people died. They were
boiled in pots, even dog food was ate.
Like I do not know, it was terrible. They were eating our flesh they
were raping women and children and they
killed all people because they were Muslims.
And what about the children, did they
boil them in pots and eat them? Yess, like
witches
And, can you tell... AAAA
okay so what do you expect now like what
are Crusaders going to do after they did
terrible things to the city of Ma'arra. Like
as you did see, this thing,
this house fell on me. this is all
Crusade's fault
yes, they are coming after us. We will get raped,
murdered, and I don't want to get
raped anymore. And do you think they will go
to other cities and do the same things
to people?
Of course and somebody needs to stop
that Pope needs to get raped back.
is killing the people
really ripen eating the children and
there are warnings I mean already use
their stomachs we see how devastated
this man is and we're going to keep him
safe I wanted view these demanded raped
me are you a man or a woman I have a
toaster this was our guest from Barra
we're going to keep him safe and now
we're going to meet our guests from the
of Jerusalem I won't do it yes general
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We heard our guest from Ma'arra, and
Now we are going to hear wife and husband, who survived the attack of Juresalem.
Here they are
Hello, so as we heard, they, the Crusaders came to Juresalem.
Can you tell us what they did to the city?
received Siri for 40 days we were
killing all Muslims we destroyed their
two towers we tried to fight back but
they were can you please tell us about
the mosque because we heard they killed
a lot of people in the month so these
savages killed 70,000 people inside the
mosque and they also took silver and
gold inventors from the Dome of the King
and they and we escaped and we were
asking for help and we were suffering so
much and all the children and women were
raped and the communal killed and
because of these devastating events we
could break the fest and our guest on
Mara's told us that they were boiling
children and eating them alive so it was
the same incident happening in Jerusalem
so ladies and gentlemen we see that
horrible things that the Crusaders the
Franks did to these people and thanks to
Allah they escaped but there are
thousands of people who couldn't escape
and they are in Ted and the Crusaders
are the ones to blame for this I think
there's something happening in our
studio
ladies and gentlemen we're having some
technical difficulties I think there's
something happening in this burn the
Muslims dance all brothers we will or
take Jerusalem
twelve town and started boiling us
inputs well I told them that I said
women and I got raped and then I ran
away because they thought I was a new
woman and I was transgender
so I run away with we see the terrible
things then okay you don't see you
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