GET TO NEW SONGS TO CRANK UP.   
A NEW KARAOKE SONG.             
>> WE DO THIS THING ON FRIDAYS. 
WHEN WE HAVE A COUNTRY STAR     
HERE, WE PLAY A GAME CALLED     
COUNTRY CONFESSIONS.            
AND OUR PARTNER, JERRY -- WHERE 
IS THE COWBOY HAT?              
>> WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS IN THE
BOOT.                           
YOU CAN DIP IN AND PULL OUT A   
QUESTION AND ANSWER.            
>> ALL RIGHT.                   
>> YEAH.                        
GOOD STUFF.                     
>> LOOKS LIKE THE BOOT WAS      
SHINED FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING.  
>> NICE.                        
>> A CLEAN, NEW BOOT.           
>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG    
LYRIC THAT YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN? 
>> THE FAVORITE SONG LYRIC THAT 
I'VE EVER WRITTEN, THAT'S SO    
HARD.                           
>> THAT'S A GREAT LYRIC.        
>> I THINK, FROM THIS MOMENT    
ON."                            
I DON'T KNOW.                   
IT'S SIMPLE.                    
IT'S A SIMPLE LYRIC.            
I WROTE IT AT A SOCCER GAME.    
I WRITE WHEN I'M BORED AND I    
HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING ON.     
THE GAME WAS BORING.            
I LOVE SPORTS.                  
>> THAT'S INTERESTING.          
>> LET'S DO ONE MORE.           
>> USUALLY, YOU PICTURE YOU     
WRITING A SONG ON AN ISLAND     
SOMEWHERE.                      
>> I DO THAT, TOO.              
>> ANOTHER WOMAN, HER STORY, A  
FAN TOLD ME, THAT'S HER FAVORITE
SONG BECAUSE WHEN HER CHILD WAS 
BORN, THAT'S THE SONG THAT WAS  
PLAYING.                        
>> SWEET.                       
>> IN YOUR MEMOIR, YOU WRITE    
THAT YOU STRUGGLE WITH STAGE    
FRIGHT AND HAD AN INCIDENT AT   
SCHOOL.                         
CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?     
>> YES.                         
I PEED MYSELF.                  
>> NO.                          
>> I'M GOING TO GET RIGHT TO IT.
I PEED MYSELF.                  
I WAS ONLY 16.                  
IT WAS TERRIBLE AT THAT TIME IN 
LIFE.                           
AND I WAS A TRUMPET PLAYER IN   
THE SCHOOL BAND.                
AND THE SCHOOL WANTED ME TO GET 
UP AND SING A SONG IN FRONT OF  
MY PEERS.                       
WHEN I STOOD UP AND THEY        
INTRODUCED ME, I PEED.          
THANKFULLY, I WAS WEARING A     
SKIRT.                          
AND THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON THE   
FLOOR.                          
SO, I KNOCK MY GLASS OF WATER   
OVER QUICKLY.                   
AND THAT DISGUISED THE PUDDLE.  
AND THEN, I JUST CARRIED ON AS  
IF NOTHING HAPPENED.            
>> WOW.                         
>> AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS    
JUST H2O.                       
>> THEY THOUGHT IT WAS WATER.   
>> IMPRESSIVE.                  
THANKFULLY YOU DIDN'T EAT ANY   
ASPARAGUS.                      
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.         
I'M GRATEFUL FOR THAT.          
THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE TO        
EVERYTHING.                     
>> T                            
