- [All] Three, two, one.
- Five.
- Gosh, Damian.
- What up, y'all, I am Damian.
(group laughs)
- Ah, it's me, it's me.
(upbeat music)
- Oh no, look over there, it's
Shane in the action square.
- Uh, well...
(crew shouting)
- Start the video.
- I'm starting the video
now, I'm starting the video.
Hey guys...
(crew shouting)
- (indistinct) starting the video!
- Everybody, shut up.
(crew shouting)
- We need to shut up,
we need to get to work.
Hey, guys...
- Find this new sweater
at smosh.com.
- God dang it.
- Greg!
- Hi, and welcome to another video.
Today we're doing
something very fun because
obviously there's no Comic Con this year.
So, we're gonna do our
own little Comic Con.
And we're going to cosplay
as the, me into this one?
(crew chatters)
- Start the video!
- Start the video!
- I swear to (beep), I swear to God.
- Start the video!
- Hey, guys.
- Action.
- Today, we're doing something really fun.
Since there's no Comic Con this year,
we're going to have our
own little Comic Con,
and we're going to
cosplay as the characters
we would've cos played in San
Diego, which is each other.
(crew laughs)
We're going to cosplay as each other
and it's gonna be a great time.
- Remember when we, remember
when we did it before?
- So we're all going to take turns,
we've got a changing room behind me.
We're gonna get into the whole character.
- I've been doing method to
learn my specific person.
- You've been doing meth?
- By stealing their identity.
- That's great.
- I've been living as them for years.
- That is the type of commitment
that we're looking for today.
All right, so, who was assigned who?
- Ian in the shape of Shayne.
- Aw, (beep).
- Hi, my name is Damien,
I am 29 years young,
from Los Angeles, California, and today
I'll be cos playing as Courtney Miller.
- Wow.
- I am so excited to be on the next bus
and I am going to be cos
playing as my favorite person
out of the entire group, because
he is the funniest person
out of the entire group, and
the nicest, and the sweetest.
And the funniest, and the
smartest, and his name is Damien.
- What?
- You already win, thank
you, you're very nice.
- Courtney Miller, go go gadget Ian Hecox.
(group exclaims)
Yeah, that's gonna be weird.
I don't wanna cut my hair.
Can I not shave my head?
- And I will be Olivia.
Because I apparently didn't do it enough
justice last time.
(laughing)
- Dude, I bet you dress up
like me, you go home, see Sam,
Sam will still kiss you.
(crew laughs)
- Let's test this theory.
- Thank you, thank you
for planning out my day.
Who want's to go first?
- Well, you're standing right there.
- Oh, he got you.
- Oh, okay.
- You're in the action square.
- Alright, I'll get into Olivia.
- Yah let's get into it.
- I realize this is like
I am becoming Batman
because I'm becoming what I fear most.
- Wow.
- Which is Olivia.
- Love.
(crew laughs)
(playful piano music)
- All right, should we give a countdown?
- Shayne.
- 29.
- Shayne, you need to serve,
you need to come out here
and serve it, dude, show us.
Commit to who you've now become.
I wanna believe that this
person is right in front of me.
- Yes, serve.
- I wanna believe that this is me.
- Yeah, serve that cake, all right.
- [All] Three, two, one.
(crew exclaims)
(crew laughs)
- No, folding the arms.
- If you're here, then...
- Oh, got the Doritos.
- Oh my god, I forgot about the sweatsuit.
- Wait, but how many Doritos
is he gonna eat, or she?
(crew laughs)
- Oh my god.
- You are all my grandfather.
- You dissing him everyday.
- How are you feeling?
- Why this?
- 'Cause you do this.
- So how do I poo poo?
- I like how I said, something weird
and then you said something weirder.
(crew laughs)
- You still out-Olivia'd me.
- Wow this is good, dude,
I think 10 out of 10.
- Olivia, how did you,
do you remember the time
when you first met your new Smosh family?
- Aye, yeah, we jumped out of a plane.
And Courtney was the sun,
and I became her friend.
(clapping)
- Okay, well answer this.
What's my biggest secret?
- That I am a person.
(laughing)
- Olivia, I think you're
someone who enjoys
the finer things in life.
And I am always trying to try new foods.
Can you describe to me a type of cuisine
that maybe I just haven't had before?
- Metal?
(laughing)
- Honestly me dressed up
like this, talking about food
is actually insane.
If this is how I really
am most of the time,
I am freaked out of myself.
- It's pretty good, dude.
- Why are you guys my
friend and why would anyone
let me sign a lease or anything?
(laughing)
(clapping)
- So do you wanna take this stool
and then fake Olivia can go change?
- Wait, fake I don't, what?
- This is good, I forgot
about the sweatsuit, man.
- Yeah, that was a good, that
was a good year of Olivia.
(upbeat chimes)
- Damien, you come out
here and make us bleed.
- But I'm-
- [All] Three, two, one.
- Five.
- Gosh, Damien.
- What up, yo, I am Damien.
(laughing)
- It's me, it's me.
- It's Damien with a mullet.
- This is like when you don't have-
(indistinct)
- She said my catchphrase.
- Wow, how did she know?
- Googleberries.
- I love the fake cat, dude.
- You're the biggest weeb here,
what's your favorite anime?
- Kindness, I love hugs.
- Damien what was your favorite
sketch you did on So Random?
- The one where I was nice to Shayne.
- Yes, I forgot that one.
- What's the thing you
hate the most about-
- Oh, I don't hate
anything, I love everything.
- [Courtney] Oh, my god.
- I don't know about that one.
- Can you give me some
sound financial advice?
- Did you say sound?
I love making sounds (imitates clucking).
- That's true, that's true.
- Yeah, you got me.
(clapping)
- Oh, my god.
- All right, I will now take on
the greatest role of all time.
The veil is drawn.
- Oh, god.
(upbeat chimes)
- Damien, or should I say
Courtney, are you ready?
- I am ready.
- I told you, this is like
a very comfortable state.
- Okay, ready?
- [All] Three, two, one.
- Five, two.
- Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, my god.
- Oh (beep).
(gibberish)
- Bro, bro, hee yaw, dude, bro.
Dude, they gave me extra.
I'm trying-
- You have butt?
- They gave me extra.
- Hey, Courtney.
Oh my god, what's your favorite song?
- Bro, no, dude bro, I just
discovered this brand new.
No it's like brand new,
it's like really good.
- Oh, it's so hard.
(beep)
- It's called Cold Play,
it's this brand new band.
Do you guys heard of it,
do you guys heard of it?
- I don't listen to Cold Play.
- 'Cause it's my favorite,
and I just discovered it,
and it's new and you guys
would probably love it.
- I get dragged every time we do this.
- Bro.
- Got questions?
- Go Damien.
- Oh no, please milady.
- I got a question what's your...
(laughing)
(clapping)
- Courtney, why do you burp so much?
- Honestly dude, like I
don't know, like I feel
like I want to go to a
doctor and check it out.
Because it's like, I just want
to make sure it's like okay.
Like it's something I
do and I've always done.
But like, I am not like
worried but I wanna check it.
- It's too real.
- Courtney-san.
- Holy (beep).
(laughing)
- So, Courtney-san, what
are your brother's names?
- Oh my brothers, they all
have the same name as me,
but like a different
letter, but it all begins
with the same sound.
So we got Curt, we got Cen
we've got Carlos, we've got
Cyle, we've got uh Crungeous.
C-cirkpatrick. And then we've got CyleXY.
- Oh my god.
- Those are all 18 of my brothers.
- Oh Courtney, why are we best friends?
- Oh my god Olivia, no joke,
like I know we're joking
around right now but like
I remember meeting you,
and just becoming so close to you.
And like so close right off the bat.
Just feeling this kinship
and this friendship, right?
'Cause I've had sisters,
but like you're my sister.
- Help!
- Oh, my god.
(clapping)
- I created this.
- Courtney, what are you
getting, who are you becoming?
- I am going to be transforming into
Ian Hecox, the Third Esquire.
- Before this video started,
I paid Tim to kill one of you.
(laughing)
(cellphone ringing)
- Hi baby.
- I miss so much, oh, my God.
- I miss you.
I gotta go, bye, love you.
- Bye, Olivia, goodbye.
- You're so cute.
(laughing)
(upbeat chimes)
- All right, count me in.
- [All] Three, two, one.
- Come on.
- Oh my (beep)
(clapping)
- [Shayne] Holy (beep)
- I think I, I think I
did a pretty good job.
(laughing)
- Oh, my god.
- The stance.
- Hey, Ian, I just saw a really nice
feel good story on Twitter
about a dolphin saving an otter.
What do you think about
that really good sweet news?
- It's a shame that that
dolphin's a pedophile.
(laughing)
- Yeah, that's true, I guess
I should've read more, huh?
- Ian, what's your favorite food?
- I've just been getting
mailed my meals for the past few years.
But you wanna get some spicy margs?
Anyone want a spicy marg?
- Ian, I wanna drive my car better.
What are two tips that an amateur driver
can do to get to your level?
- Huh not own the car you're owning.
(laughing)
You should get an Audi or a Porsche,
preferably electric blue.
- Porsche.
- Porsche?
My Porsche.
- Ian, what are you holding back with the-
- Just constantly gas is
just trying just to get out.
And I'm just trying to suppress it.
I can't do what Courtney
does and bursting them out.
I just keep them inside.
- Yeah, tell me about your
favorite childhood memory.
- When I worked at Chuck
E. Cheese for five minutes.
(laughing)
- What's your favorite coffee?
- Starbucks is (beep) garbage.
Starbucks, look at me I (beep) hate you.
(clapping)
- Great, now he gets to dress as me
and take out all his rage.
- All right.
- Oh my god, oh my god, all right, Shayne.
- [All] Three, two, one.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's great.
- Dude.
- Oh my god.
- Shayne, good to see you, dude.
(scream laughing)
- Shayne I got a question for you.
What's the best nugget of wisdom
you just got from the most
recent book you've read?
- I mean gosh, there's just so many.
I just read so many books.
- What's your workout routine right now?
- I mean, it's less of a
routine, more like a lifestyle.
- You do say that.
- Remember Disney days? That's my wifoo.
(scream laughing)
- Oh, my God.
- Why didn't you use butt cushions?
- What's your favorite thing
you like to say together?
- [All] Three, two, one.
(indistinct)
- Shayne, can you give
us your best scream?
Can you unleash the full power?
- Come on man, we're
not filming right now.
We're not doing, I can't
get into character.
- I think you should do it.
- It's like, I have to get in,
and I'm just gonna get a
headache if I do it too much.
(screams)
- Can you do the old wizard,
the dumpster wizard character?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Hey there weary travelers.
- Oh, that's really good.
- So, thinking about being Shayne are you?
Best watch out now, it's full of creatine
and repressed childhood trauma.
(clapping)
And not having a real
high school experience.
- That's my new best friend.
- Okay, Courtney.
- So, oh, sorry, you go.
- Me?
- No.
(laughing)
- Okay, okay, are we good, are we good?
- Go go go.
- Oh my god.
- Can I go?
Guys we're running low on filming time.
- Guys, I gotta go Twitch soon so.
- I know, I'm trying
to get out of here too.
I have a (indistinct) at 2:00 p.m.
- I have three dates in an hour.
- How did everyone feel
about this experience?
- Autozone.
- That was great, that was
great, everyone did so well.
- Honestly, this is rough.
- This is weird.
- I don't mind it.
- Because being me is (beep) dope.
- I actually don't know if you have
repressed childhood trauma,
I just figured we all did.
- I mean, he did drown.
- Oh, that's true.
- Being Olivia is easy, 'cause
I can just say whatever I want.
- Exactly, being me is easy.
I don't have a hard time living.
- Being Ian is hard, because
he's very like calculated.
You're the most sober stoner, like person.
- Anyways, well, thank you, guys.
I hope you enjoyed this,
it's been a great time.
You can keep watching more videos.
We have two that you can
watch and they are very weird.
And you can also subscribe,
and go to smosh.com.
- You wanna go get some spicy Margs?
- (indistinct) you can fashion
into sale and go to Europe.
- You guys wanna go get a fancy dinner?
- Yes, milady.
- Oh, my god.
- I'm super down.
