What's up, family?
Byyyeeeeeeee
just kidding. Don't get upset
for our first video we present Veronica Rodriguez 
 de la luz del Topo. la DARKS
let's watch
hi
aah shit. Is that a boy?
NOOOO
is it a girl?
NOOOOO
I think it's an alien
NOOOOOOO
cause It looks like Gene Simmons boned predator and this thing came out
Cheers
hola my name is Veronica Rodriguez De La Luz Del Topo
but everybody knows me as ELVIRA
Well like you can see I'm 'Darks'. truthfully. 
 I'm not going to lie. I'm 'Darks'
I like... dark music. like the song in the background
I like to wear black makeup on my eyes and lips because I'm 'Darks'
and well today I wanted to make this video because 
 a lot of people don't understand us, the 'Darks'
please be careful because my friend, MijitoLex™, watched this video and he turned 'Darks'.
and now he's uglier than ever. I don't 
 know what I'm gonna do with him
AAAAHHHHHHHH Mother of GOTH
I'm 'Darks'
hey man you scared me
I thought you were zombie Amy Winehouse
I'm not MijitoLex™ anymore. I'm MijitoDarks™
because I like all things 'Darks'
and how are you doing, dude?....dudette
I'm very....'Darks'
I even have a boyfriend who is 'Darks'
do you wanna see him?
this is him
oh he is very 'Darks'. He's handsome
look how dark
I like everything dark. Music = Dark, Books = Dark, Presidents.........
SHUT UP
how 'Darks'
For our next video we have the bravest rat in the entire world
wow
let's watch!
fuuhh. I think those cats owe this rat a ton 
 of money and he's there to make them pay
ok get that money rat! get cho money, mah dude
rat: you never paid me for those prostitutes.
why not, huh? You think I do this for free? I'm a f**kin pimp
that rat is super suicidal. Those cats must really owe him.
that rat isn't suicidal
Those cats killed his entire family
really?
yeah! he's been training for this moment for a year
wow
I have the montage to prove it
let's watch!
I stick this finger up my butt
this one if for my mother and father
wow. That rat is more awesome than the ninja turtles rat
I like that rat
why?
because it's 'Darks'
if you like rats talk to Bigtitties. He just bought a rat
here's my rat look
ahhh I hate being 'Darks'
here's my rat! 
for our last video we have a motorcyclist that's cooler than cool
let's watch!
what an awesome trick! just be careful where you point that gun
aw shit! the birds
I told you. be careful
ahh be careful with those gangsters
f**kin gringo. Don't be ignorant. He isn't a terrorist he's Indian. He 
 told me so last night when I called tech support
have you tried restarting your computer?
are you sure your computer is plugged in?
Ali baba is very good at tech support.. just like the question 
 of the day that comes to us from...and he asks..
how 'Darks' are you?
so tell me... how Darks are you? leave your answers or other 
 questions in the comments section or in a video response
my name is Pedro Flores but before you go check out our Omnicon video
also a million thanks to our friend MijitoLex™ 
a million thanks to you, Peter
you've got a big butt, girl
i think you popped it
Check out his channel, MijitoLex™ as well as his series, which feature 
 Baldy, Bigtitties and me. Click the link! check it out
so tell me, family What are you gonna do?
Byyyyeeeeeeeeeee
