So
I heard you had crab apples
Why yes I did
That's very interesting
After I took my medication
me and Martha went downtown for some crab apples
Then we went to the senior center and played Uno. I got two wild cards.
I have to poop.
Whatcha young whooper snappers doin'
Ah, we were just swapping stories
That's cool. You know, if you want to hear a real good story
I have one I could tell you.
Here. Sit down on your bum. It's a long story.
Now, this story takes place long time ago
and it begins
at a battle.
A brutal battle.
One king tried to take over another king's territory... and he wasn't nice about it!
Finish them off.
Awww. I can't kill them! They're so cute!
I'd hardly call them cute mate.
Horrific's more like it, but
I can't kill 'em ether
What'll we do then? The boss wants us to get rid of them.
I don't know
Let's put on a boat and let them
downstream!
How would that help?
Well... That way we don't have to actually kill them!
Fair enough. Where do we get a boat?
That might work!
Now, after being abandoned by their father, who happened to be a god,
and being floated downstream by two idiots
these two young boys were found
by a wolf.
This wolf decided, for unknown reasons
to take care of them, back at its cave.
Later, the two young boys, Romulus and Remus,
were found by a farmer, Faustulus and his wife.
Ooohhh! They look adorable! Let's keep 'em!
ugh. We just took in a puppy last week,
Won't you be satisfied?
Agh! They're monsters! They're horrible monsters!
Hmm. If you boys can do that, you're alright in my book.
 Come on. Let's get you boys home.
Now, Faustulus and his wife
took the two young boys back to civilization.
There, they learned how to become men!
Rather than wolves
or dogs, or something like that.
These two, bright young men
had great destinies
To start, the two now men
took back the city that they were born in
from the evil king Amulius. 
Amulius was slain!
After this the two brothers decided to make their own city
and to decide who would rule, they each stood on a hill
to see who more birds would go to
I spy something blue
The sky!
Darn.
I spy something green!
Your hill?
No!
Mine!
Yes.
We are hopeless.
More bird went to Romulus.
Needless to say, Remus was pretty mad.
Hey Romulus! I defy you,
 and your stupid wall, and your stupid city!
What a shame. He was such a nice young man.
Oh well. Easy come
easy go.
With the death of Remus
Romulus named the city
Rome.
Aw. Come on! It wasn't that long.
