
English: 
Let me introduce some
special guests
who will be helping us today.
G-Dragon, what have you
been up to these days?
Stop! Wait.
He's always on set.
You sure?
Tell us when you feel
the most disappointed?
He never gives me gifts.
So in one word, he's cheap?
Did you ever want
to quit your job?
Thought maybe I should just
secretly leave...
Go ahead and swear!
We can beep it out!

Korean: 
저희 빅뱅을 도와줄
게스트분들을 조금 불러보도록 하겠습니 다
뭐하고 다닙니까? 지드래곤형은
아이~갑자기! 잠시만요
촬영장에만 있어요
오~그런거죠
이럴땐 정말! 섭섭하다?
선물이 없어요..
그럼 한 마디로 짠돌이다?!
일을 그만두고 싶었다?
그냥 몰래 갈까..
그냥 쌍욕을 해! 삐처리 해줄테니까
