Aww, aren't they cute?
No they are NOT ladies!
Male quolls live for twelve months, and during that time they've only got a three week mating period.
So of course they're going to try to mate with as many females as they can.
Male quolls will grab the females by the scruff of the neck and mate with them for hours.
They have to, because their sperm count is so low
that they have to mate multiple times in order to impregnate a female.
And sometimes things get so violent, that the female will die.
I mean.. That's just...Like, I can't.
I'm out.
The good news is that the guy quolls are so obsessed with tapping it during mating season,
that they will exhaust themselves, loose weight, go bald and die.
Do you know what that's called?
Justice.
Do you hear that Sheldon?!
You are going to go bald and die!
Ewwwwww
Ewwwww
Their noses look like fleshy door handles.
And they're all fat and obnoxious and just like... urrgggggh.
But they are also clumsy.
Violently clumsy.
And I'm not talking about, like, knocking over a wine glass or running over your brother.
No - these male elephant seals are larger than the females,
and can crush them with their jaws while mating.
These guys can sometimes crush their own baby seals when they get all hot and bothered.
Two words girlfriend:
Swipe left.
Don't be fooled by their coy wing batting.
Man moths make terrible boyfriends.
Because they're liars.
Behold: how to get someone in the sack with just sonar and fiction.
Some male moths emit an ultrasonic click that sounds like bats.
Which is a pretty handy technique to jam a bat's sonar and stop themselves from being eaten.
[bat voice] "Ooh I think that's a mo- no, nothing to eat here."
All pretty above bored, right?
Enter: the army worm moth.
These guys use their ultrasonic powers exclusively into scaring the females.
So the females freeze.
And then all of a sudden, BAM!
Moth mating.
That's like screaming: "Oh my god! There's a bear!
Let's go hide in this cave."
And I'm like, "Okay Sheldon", then we go hide in the cave...
... and of course that's how we got together, because it was super romantic.
I knew damn well there wasn't a bear.
I miss you.
Call me!
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