Zip up and listen, I riff on the rhythm,
The sickest musician, the slickest magician,
Who'll slip, and then dip, into different positions,
While liftin' a brick with no slip of permission!
I'm not the most vicious of villain,
I'm nickin' it just to make vanilla thrillin'!
I'm not into killin', but if you were givin' the gift of intuition,
Then keep me within your peripheral vision, cause I'm a jittery disposition!
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide... I'm terrible shy, and I don't know why!
Just do me the following courtesy, and never look me in the PUUURPLE EYES!
I'm the first to be up and observed at night, so if you see me, you deserve to DIE!
You don't want to mess with the endermen...
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
You don't want to mess with the endermen...
No, no, no, no, no... NO!
RIGHT!
I see you peekin' at me through the glass in the door! What, chap, are you askin' for more?!
Boy, you're jibberin' jabberin' like an old van reminiscing back in the war!
I'm naturally massively tall, I should be practicing Basketyball!
But I can't find a ball without corners at all, so I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall!
If we pass in the hall, you're gonna have to ignore me!
Perhaps, you should look at the grass on the floor!
Grab a map and explore the various biomes, but be aware, this is MY HOME!
I roam through the night alone, hoping for someone I can bone!
But, I'm out of sight and mind, I'm timed like a rotary dial-phone!
Ring!
I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone!
You don't want to mess with the endermen...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't want to mess with the endermen...
No, no, no, no, no... ROCKIT!
You don't want to mess with the endermen!
No, no, no, no, no, no, nooooo!
You don't want to mess with the endermen,
No, no, no, no, no...
Muhahahahaaaa!
Don't... Look me in the eye... You better run and hide... I'm chasing after you, until you die!
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed, I'm hunting you tonight, until you DIE!
IT'S TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH!
A BOMB YOU CAN'T DEFUSE!
SO EASILY AMUSED TO WATCH YOU DIE!
DON'T YOU TRY TO FIGHT, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALIVE!
I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHTS!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Now you see me, now you don't! Shoving a dirt block down your throat!
You better not be gettin' out your boat, I suggest that you don't leave the house alone!
Oh, no, I'm on a mission! To win the staring competition!
I'll let you live on just one condition, if you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
No...
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hello! It's Dan Bull!
That was me rapping, along with the singing and production chops, at Rockit Gaming,
And awesome visuals, by Element Animation.
Here are our channels, where we all do more of the same thing you've just seen,
And, the song is on Spotify, under the creative title, "uf.enderman.rap". How will you ever remember that?
