>> Speaker 1: I love you Wade Wilson,
we can fight this.
>> Speaker 2: You're right,
the cancer's only in my live, lungs,
prostate and brain.
All things I can live without.
>> Speaker 3: What if I told
you we can make you better?
>> [MUSIC]
>> Speaker 3: You're a fighter, we can
give you abilities most men only dream of,
make you a superhero.
>> Speaker 2: You just promise you'll do
right by me so I can do right by someone
And please don't make the super
suit green, or animated.
>> Speaker 4: One thing that never
survives this place is a sense of humor.
>> Speaker 2: Well,
we'll see about that, Posh Spice.
Come on, you're gonna leave me all alone
here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?
>> [SOUND]
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]
>> Speaker 2: Wait!
You may be wondering, why the red suit?
Well, that's so
bad guys can't see me bleed.
This guy's got the right idea.
He wore the brown
pants.
Cue the music.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Speaker 2: Reeks like old lady
pants in here.
>> Speaker 5: Why such
a douche this morning?
>> Speaker 6: God,
you are hard to look at.
You look like
the topographical map of Utah.
>> Speaker 2: Exactly.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Speaker 2: Ahh,
I'm very turned on right now.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Speaker 6: You are haunting.
You look like an avocado had
sex with an older avocado.
>> Speaker 2: Thank you.
>> [MUSIC]
