- [Nathan] Welcome to Drawfee
where we take dumb ideas,
- [Jacob] And make even dumber drawings.
- [Nathan] I'm Nathan.
- [Jacob] I'm Jacob.
- [Julia] I'm Julia.
- [Nathan] And guys,
Game of Thrones is back
which means by the time this episode
comes out, it's almost over.
- Yep.
- We did it.
- [Jacob] We can't do
anything timely anymore.
- [Nathan] It's impossible.
- [Jacob] People will
probably still like it.
- [Nathan] There might be
some characters left alive.
Who do you think's left alive
by the time this episode comes out?
- [Julia] A dragon.
- You think,
- Dragons win.
- One dragon.
- One dragon wins.
- [Nathan] I bet at least one Stark.
- [Jacob] No.
- [Nathan] No Starks?
- [Jacob] No Starks.
- [Julia] One dragon.
- [Nathan] Not even, not even Arya?
- [Julia] Firm stance, one dragon.
- [Nathan] Everybody loves Arya.
- [Jacob] One dragon, but
it's got Arya's voice.
- [Nathan] Okay, Arya and the dragon fuse,
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] And then, that's it.
- [Jacob] I don't remember
a lot of the characters.
What are we doing, Nathan?
- [Nathan] We're doing,
well here's the thing
about Game of Thrones,
not enough characters.
Everyone agrees.
- [Julia] There should be more.
- [Nathan] There should
be more characters.
- [Julia] There's a need for more.
- [Nathan] The main problem
that people say they have
with Game of Thrones is
not enough characters,
so we're gonna draw our own,
right in time for the series to be over.
You know maybe these'll
be part of the spinoffs
that HBO's gonna do, 'cause there not
just gonna throw away that money machine.
- [Jacob] They're not gonna let it go.
We're gonna be gettin' thrones
for the rest of our
living days on this Earth.
- [Nathan] Yeah, so we're gonna come up
with some of our own characters,
so HBO, if you're watchin', get at us.
- [Jacob] Yeah, these are gonna be ones
you're definitely gonna want to add in
because I think we're gonna
fill a lot of like gaps
the show has.
- George R.R. Martin famously
loves fan fiction,
- Yeah.
- [Nathan] So this'll be good.
- [Jacob] This will be really good.
I'm gonna start this time.
- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Jacob] And the reason for
that is I already had an idea.
- [Nathan] You had an idea.
- [Jacob] And no one else does.
- Nope.
- Okay.
- [Jacob] So we're
gonna just like play it.
- [Julia] My idea is a dragon!
(roar)
More dragons!
- One more dragon!
- [Nathan] Just another one, please.
- [Jacob] Here's the thing
about Game of Thrones.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- [Jacob] It's a real dour affair.
- [Nathan] You know it's
got some moments of levity.
Tormund, Tormund's a pretty good--
- [Jacob] Tormund makes one joke
and then eight characters die.
- Yeah.
- And you're like "I don't
"even remember Tormund's funny joke."
- [Julia] No you remember the joke.
It's to cover up the memory of how much
you liked the characters that just died.
It's to help your through.
- If any character,
if any character does anything you like,
then they're fuckin' dead.
- [Julia] You're drawing Toad.
- Is this Toad?
- This is Toad.
- [Jacob] This is not Toad.
I think what I want--
- [Nathan] Oh is this Thoros?
Is that a big, beefy Thoros?
- [Jacob] No, that's
his head and his body.
- Oh okay.
- Well that's unfortunate.
- [Nathan] He's a little bean man.
- [Jacob] So this character, I think
we need a character who's
just kind of like funny.
Just a funny little guy.
- Just a funny little guy!
- [Jacob] And he like,
you have the guarantee
of the show that he won't ever die.
That he's unkillable.
- [Nathan] That's not, that's impossible.
- [Jacob] So this guy's invulnerable.
- [Nathan] So we have one
unkillable character on the show.
- He's unkillable but also--
- So he should win
the Game of Thrones really.
- [Jacob] Well here's the thing,
you have the show's
guarantee of two things.
If you read the preface in the new book
when it comes out,
'cause George R.R. Martin
will be adding this character in.
- [Nathan] Uh huh.
- [Jacob] This character cannot die
but also cannot affect the
storyline in any meaningful way.
- [Nathan] Okay.
- [Jacob] So he just
kinda shows up and like,
you know, maybe he goes
in during a moment,
- [Nathan] Like a Red Wedding.
- [Jacob] A Red Wedding
and everyone's getting shot with arrows.
- [Nathan] Spoilers.
- [Jacob] And then he
like at the end of it,
he runs in and he like trips over
someone's body and his butt falls out.
- [Nathan] Aw that's pretty good.
- [Jacob] And then he goes "Whoopsies!"
and like holds his face
and he's blushing.
- Oh no!
And it just, it like,
the fact that like eight
of your favorite characters
just died is lessened by that.
- Yeah it's lessened
- That's nice.
- [Jacob] By this guy.
I think his name will be something
like Sir, he is a knight.
- [Nathan] He is a knight, of course.
- [Jacob] His name will be
something like maybe Sir Dobus.
- [Nathan] Sir Dobus?
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] Sir Doofus?
- [Jacob] Sir Dobus of the House Jollibee.
That's already a thing.
- [Nathan] Jollibee?
- [Jacob] He's gonna
have like a little sword
but it's like a wooden,
it's a wooden sword.
They gave him knighthood
'cause they felt bad.
- [Nathan] Sir Comick of the House Relief.
- [Jacob] No, that's too on the nose.
His name is Sir Dobus.
- [Nathan] Sir Dobus, okay.
- [Jacob] The house we can work on,
we can workshop that.
- The house.
- [Jacob] I said this was a wooden sword,
let's make that here.
- [Nathan] House Slapstique.
- [Jacob] House Slapstique.
There's like a little
wood like patchwork on it.
It's not even well-made.
- [Nathan] No.
- [Julia] It's really like one of those
Ren Fair baseline child's wooden swords.
- [Jacob] Yeah, exactly.
And he's got like a
little shield over here.
It's like what are you gonna
block with that, Sir Dobus?
You can't block anything with that.
But he always misses the conflict.
Like as far as Sir Dobus
knows, like everything's fine.
- [Nathan] Sir Dobus is
just a weary wanderer
wandering the lands, constantly tripping
and having his butt fall out.
- [Jacob] And having his butt fall out,
'cause you need a little of that.
When I watch Game of Thrones, I'm like,
"Will somebody's butt fall out?"
and like there's a lot butts there.
- [Nathan] There's a lotta butts.
The butts are usually
out on purpose it seems.
- [Jacob] Yeah but they're usually out
for like you know sexy reasons,
like wow, look at this butt.
- [Nathan] Look at this sexy butt.
- [Jacob] But I want it to be a funny butt
that falls out and it does a little toot
and everyone can have a laugh together.
And maybe like, if you have a family
you can bring your kids in for that scene.
- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Jacob] And be like, see, it's fun.
We're having fun as a family.
He probably needs like a face.
- [Julia] Probably.
I mean he doesn't really need one.
He kind of needs, I don't know, a shirt.
Is his butt out or is his whole body out?
- [Nathan] Is that his mouth?
- [Jacob] That's his mouth.
- [Nathan] Aww!
- [Jacob] He's got little hippo teeth.
- [Nathan] Is he like a puppet?
Is he like Henson's works like fuckin'...
- [Jacob] I think he might be a muppet.
- [Nathan] Yeah, it's
like some dark crystal ass
lookin' guy walkin' around with all
these real people and CGI dragons,
and then this is just a puppet.
- [Jacob] Yeah, he's a practical effect.
- [Nathan] Need more of
those in the show I think.
- [Jacob] Yeah, we're relying
too much on CG these days.
We need more practical effect.
That's where Sir Dobus comes in.
- [Nathan] Mm hmm.
- [Jacob] And he's probably
gonna win a Grammy.
- [Julia] Grammy huh?
- [Jacob] An Oscar, probably gonna win,
the full Egot I'd imagine.
- [Julia] Country Music Award.
- [Jacob] C-M, C-M-T-D-T...
- [Nathan] What's his face?
- [Jacob] What'd you mean? (both laughing)
- [Julia] He's tryin' his best.
- [Jacob] He's trying his best.
- [Nathan] Are those googly eyes?
- [Jacob] Yeah, he's kinda got googly eyes
and I think he's got
like a little pig nose.
- [Julia] This looks
like when Game of Thrones
teams up with Sesame Street, you know,
and they have like Elmo
talkin' with the whole crew.
- [Nathan] Teaching them
about respecting one another.
- [Julia] Yeah, this is
like the one they throw in.
- [Nathan] This is a worse, this is
just a worse than
anything on Sesame Street
guy, Sir Dobus.
- Yeah.
Even Elmo when this guy rolls up,
Elmo just goes "Ah, shit."
- [Jacob] "Oh no, not this again.
"He's undermining our whole shit.
"He comes in here with his dumb bullshit."
Elmo.
- [Nathan] Elmo, your voice.
- [Jacob] You gotta calm down.
"Fuck you!"
Alright.
- [Julia] He takes a big hit of mead.
- [Jacob] This guy comes around here
like he owns the place,
his butt comes out.
- [Julia] Has his butt ever fallen out,
'cause it's always just out there's never
anything to be in.
- His butt's always out.
He's not wearing any pants.
- [Nathan] I like that his butt goes
so far down below his legs also.
- [Jacob] Oh yeah, let me
like make this sort of a butt.
I think this is where the
butt, the butt here is.
- [Nathan] Find us that butt.
- [Jacob] Yeah, there it is.
- [Julia] I mean he doesn't
really need accurate anatomy.
- No.
- Let's be real.
- [Jacob] His butt is
showing at all times,
that's in the character design details.
- [Julia] He looks like
the most bizarre spider,
like the profile of it,
the silhouette of him.
He's just like a sprawled
out little crab or spider.
- [Jacob] He's not a crab, he's Sir Dobus!
Everyone loves him,
he's a family favorite,
he's a fan favorite, and he comes in
and maybe like in one scene Daenerys
has her you know dragons,
her army of dragons,
and they raze like a whole
village to the ground
and they burn it and all the people die,
but then one of the dragons
like poops out Sir Dobus
and he falls, you know, to the ground
- Right.
- And it makes like
a squeaking and like a honking sound.
- [Nathan] He's like "Oh boy,
"it wasn't fun in there, let me tell ya.
"The digestive system of
a dragon is pretty rough!"
- [Jacob] He falls out and
he looks up at the dragon
and he goes "Oh boy, what did you eat?
"Oh it was me, duh! (laughing)
"I'm Sir Dobus!"
- [Julia] Sir Dobus has won
the Iron Throne of my heart.
- [Jacob] That's the only
place he cares about winning
is he wants to be in the
hearts and minds of the people.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] And you know he's not gonna die,
that's the thing, that's the main thing.
- [Julia] Yeah absolutely.
- [Jacob] This is my character.
- [Nathan] Nice.
- [Jacob] I think I've
already made the show
from a solid C to a C plus.
- [Julia] That's true.
Should we add some more?
- [Jacob] Do you wanna add more to it?
- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Jacob] Nathan, you wanna hop in?
- [Nathan] Yeah.
So, lotta characters on Game of Thrones.
I had sort of two ideas of
things that are missing.
- [Jacob] Do 'em both.
Two in one, baby.
- [Nathan] Okay, we'll do two in one.
The second one isn't
gonna be super apparent
visually, but you guys will know.
- [Jacob] You'll just
like tell us about it?
- [Nathan] We'll, yeah, we'll
talk about it, we'll discuss.
- [Jacob] Okay, mustache,
that's your idea?
- [Julia] High nose.
- [Nathan] So there's a character,
it's the three-eyed raven.
- Yes.
- Right?
- [Jacob] Got one more
eye than most ravens do.
- [Nathan] Got one more
eye than most ravens,
but it's actually a guy.
It's actually a guy, it
becomes Bran, spoilers,
but before it's Bran,
it's just sort of a guy,
and when he meets him at first,
he has a big beard, and
then in the next season
he doesn't have a big beard anymore.
- [Jacob] So he just
took the time to shave?
- [Nathan] He took the time
to shave between seasons.
- [Julia] Because he
could see the present,
he's like "Holy shit, my
beard, what happened?"
- [Jacob] "Wow, I look like trash."
- [Julia] "God, clean up my act."
- [Jacob] "Not a lotta mirrors
down here in the forest?"
Children of the forest?
- [Julia] I don't know,
he's like in a tree.
- [Jacob] Is that where he is?
- [Julia] I don't know.
- [Nathan] He was in a tree,
but then he's in memories.
But anyway, he's sort of like,
he's that classic character
that you get in a show
where it's like an old
guy who knows everything
but has to be like real
cryptic about everything.
- [Jacob] Yeah, it's like why
don't you just fucking tell me?
- [Nathan] Yeah, so that's this,
this is the four-eyed raven.
- [Jacob] And he just fucking tells you?
- [Nathan] And he just fucking tells you.
He's like a cool professor who's like
I'm going for like sort
of cool professor vibes.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] And he's like, "Listen,
"I'm gonna level with you,
there's a lotta shit going on,
"you need as much
information as you can get."
- [Jacob] I'm just gonna tell
you all the stuff I know.
- [Nathan] I'm just gonna
tell you all the stuff I know
and like hopefully you all can
like use that to your advantage.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] Bran sometimes does that
but like he's a little weirdo about it.
- [Julia] Bran is super weird.
- [Nathan] He like, you don't have to be
a little weirdo with your knowledge.
You don't have to be a
gatekeeper, you know?
You can be inclusive.
You can just like trust
people and let them--
- [Jacob] Yeah, don't like
hop into people's dreams
and be like "The third
wolf calls at three."
It's like, what?
What does that mean?
Why are you saying it this way?
Just tell me!
- He also just,
he loves to bring up traumatic moments
in people's lives on that
show like it's just nothin'.
He's like, "Oh, so this
happened to you, right?"
And they're like, "That was
the worst moment of my life."
"Ha ha, yeah, that was fun."
Like, yo, Bran, come on.
- Yeah that sucked, huh?
Yeah I mean, full disclosure,
I haven't watched the show
in a number of seasons.
- [Nathan] Oh really?
- [Jacob] Just 'cause
I stopped watching it.
- That's fair.
- I don't really have
a good reason, I just didn't,
it came on at one point
and I didn't watch it, and then
I just kept not watching it.
- Unbelievable.
- And now I'm here,
and there's really no judgment in there.
That's just the facts,
I'm like this professor,
I'm just laying out the
facts for you right now.
- [Nathan] Yeah, he's just like listen.
- [Jacob] About what happened.
- [Nathan] He's just like tellin' it,
he's like, yeah, and then uh, you know,
probably shouldn't bring the
dragons north of the Wall.
They're gonna get used by the Night King.
Also, just like don't waste your time
trying to get Cersei to trust you
because like she's gonna betray you anyway
so like that's sort of a huge
waste of everyone's time.
- [Julia] He just wants us to be done.
- [Nathan] He just wants them to win.
He just wants the good guys to win.
- [Jacob] It's like,
listen, it's bad for me.
- [Nathan] It's bad for all of us.
- [Jacob] If the bad guys
win, it's bad for me.
- [Nathan] He's just
like talkin' about it.
He's like, listen, we can talk about it.
We can talk about sort
of the moral gray areas,
but like at the moment we're facing
sort of an environmental crisis.
There are ice zombies.
- [Jacob] Yeah, we got
bigger things to worry about
than who sits at the throne.
- There's ice zombies
and like a horrible tyrant on the throne,
so we could probably like
kill two birds with one stone,
like unseat her and fight the zombies,
'cause I don't super understand
how time works anymore in the show.
It used to take a while
from place to place,
but now we can just
sort of fast travel, so.
- [Jacob] Well they've been there,
once they've been there once
- [Nathan] Once they've been there once.
- They can fast travel.
- They can fast travel.
So he also helps them unlock fast travel.
- [Julia] I love that this dude's
straight up wearing a cardigan.
- [Nathan] He's wearing a
cardigan over his like furs.
- [Jacob] Yeah, his furs, his wintry furs.
- [Nathan] You know like you
can wear a cardigan over,
well don't cardigans have buttons?
- [Jacob] Yeah, they do.
- [Nathan] Okay, I'll
give him some buttons.
- [Jacob] Give him some buttons.
Can he have patches on the elbows?
- [Nathan] Of course.
- [Jacob] Thank you.
- [Nathan] Yeah, so he's just there.
I think maybe I'll give him
like a gnarled root staff
just because that's a cool
thing that wise people have.
- [Jacob] That's how you know.
- [Nathan] The second thing, and this
doesn't really come up very much,
but like, one of the things
that I think is missing
is like a lot of people in the show
are missing genitals, so he has extra.
(Jacob laughs)
Again, he doesn't like
talk about it a lot.
He's not like weird about it.
- Yeah.
- [Nathan] But that is
just a fact about him
is like he does have
two sets of testicles.
- [Jacob] He has as many testicles
as other people are missing.
- [Nathan] He just gets them.
- [Jacob] So it's an ever-changing number
of testicles that he possesses.
- [Nathan] And like, you
don't need to worry about it.
He's not gonna, he's not, it doesn't
affect his personality really.
- [Jacob] No, he's not
gonna be like lewd or crude.
- [Nathan] Yeah, no, he's not
gonna be like taking it out,
'cause I'm not gonna draw that, that'd be,
- No.
- You don't need that.
- [Jacob] But the more he
has, the weaker he becomes.
- [Nathan] Oh okay.
- [Jacob] 'Cause it's just an ever-growing
weak point.
- Right.
- [Jacob] So he tries to
keep that under wraps.
- [Nathan] I guess the only thing
is that like it is, I
guess he does have like,
his pants are pretty baggy.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he's got,
he's got a little, you know--
- [Jacob] You never know
what's gonna happen.
- [Nathan] When people ask him
how's it hangin', he's like "Both ways."
- [Jacob] A lotta ways.
- [Nathan] A lotta ways.
- [Jacob] Gonna level with
you here, a lotta ways.
- [Nathan] Yeah, 'cause he does tell you.
He'll tell you if you ask.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] 'Cause again,
he's not about like cryptic,
like "Oh, when the chestnuts
on the tree are heavy."
He's just like "No, I've
got extra testicles."
- It's a thing.
- It's a thing.
- It's a magic thing.
- It's a magic thing.
There is magic.
I don't super understand
the rules of magic.
There's like a light
god, but he kinda sucks,
but not as much as the ice zombies.
I don't know, this is
all gonna be irrelevant
by the time this episode comes out, so.
- [Jacob] Yeah, definitely.
- [Nathan] Oh you know what,
instead of the buttons,
I am gonna do like this stuff,
so it's a little bit more--
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Nathan] Yeah.
I'm gonna make his beard
a little bit more like--
- [Julia] Cool ol' too many
testicles four-eyed raven.
- [Nathan] Four-eyed raven
with too many testicles.
It's not too many, it's just more than,
it's just more than average.
But that's not--
- Yeah.
Don't put a value judgment.
- [Nathan] You know, we're
not gonna body shame him here.
That's just a thing about him.
We can body shame the
proportions I drew on him.
- [Jacob] I think they're good!
- [Nathan] I'm gonna make
his head a little smaller.
- [Jacob] I thought he had a big head
that's to keep all the information in it.
- [Nathan] Oh that, maybe, yeah.
- Keep all that.
- No that's, that's better.
- [Jacob] Gotta keep
all that lore in there.
- [Nathan] Yeah, so here's
like a tree in the background.
- [Jacob] He's just like
"Oh, thanks for coming.
"Let's get down to it."
- [Nathan] "Let's get down to it class."
- [Jacob] With a chalkboard.
- [Nathan] "Lotta shit happening."
- [Jacob] You're gonna
wanna take notes on this.
There won't be a test, but
a lot does ride on this.
- [Nathan] Yeah, this
is sort of important,
so let's all buckle up.
Yeah, this is the four-eyed raven.
- [Jacob] Great, I love him.
- [Nathan] Good.
- [Julia] My turn!
So I have a weird on and off again history
with Game of Thrones, so this
character may already exist.
- [Nathan] I highly doubt it. (laughing)
Just gonna go on record
and say before you tell us
what it is, I bet it doesn't exist.
- [Julia] I just, I wanna see the dude
whose job it is to like
go back to the library
and he's like "Whoa, ah Christ,
I have so much to tell you.
"People are movin', hold on,
"I gotta go, there's more happenin'."
So I just want the dude
whose job it is to--
- [Nathan] Like record the events?
- [Julia] To like go to the events,
he's kind of like a reporter
but for the library or
like the historians,
you know?
- Yeah.
- [Julia] Because he's also like,
"I'm like number 398, there's just,
"there's been so many
of me in my position",
but they just keep dying off.
- [Nathan] Everybody dies.
- [Jacob] You're drawing the dude
from Ctrl+Alt+Del at the moment.
- [Julia] With four swift lines.
- Wow.
- With four swift lines,
you have evoked the Ctrl+Alt+Del dude.
- [Nathan] Julia, is this loss?
(Jacob laughing)
- [Julia] I'm feeling loss.
- [Jacob] Yup, there it is.
- [Nathan] There's lots of loss.
- [Jacob] We're here.
We're in it.
- [Nathan] I guess that is sort of
what Jaime Lannister's hair
looks like for season two.
- [Julia] Yeah I was going for
Jaime Lannister in a beard.
- [Jacob] Oh you don't have to erase it,
I thought it was funny.
- [Julia] I don't want him
in my drawing is the thing.
- [Nathan] Now we've all experienced loss.
- [Jacob] You accidentally drew
the Penny Arcade dude recently, too.
- [Nathan] Yeah, Julia's got web comics
from our teen years on the brain.
- [Jacob] This is channeling through you.
- [Julia] This is what happens when I try
to draw longer hair that's
not the normal hairstyle I do.
This is what happens when
I try to change it up
is that I just draw web comics apparently.
- [Jacob] Well that sort
of mid-length shaggy hair
was a very web comics look, 'cause usually
the web comics people weren't bothering
to get their hair cut regularly.
- [Nathan] You're just
drawing a cooler version
of the guy I drew.
- [Jacob] Are they related?
- [Nathan] Yeah, the four-eyed
raven and this reporter guy.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] Oh yeah, this is good.
- [Julia] There we go,
a side part will undo--
- This is Ben Affleck
in the movie Argo.
- Close enough.
- Yeah it is.
- [Julia] Good enough, I'll take that.
- [Jacob] This character's
played by Ben Affleck.
- [Nathan] Absolutely.
Ben Affleck's been wanting to get
into Thrones, get a bit part in there.
- [Jacob] Get that guy on a throne, I say.
- [Nathan] If Ed Sheeran
could be in an episode,
we could get Ben in an episode.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] I know they finish shooting
the seezy, see, seazies...
- [Julia] Seazies.
- [Jacob] The seazies we call them.
- [Nathan] The seazies.
All the seazies are over.
Well this is, I mean, SNL did
a bunch of joke spinoff shows also,
but they didn't do like
a newsroom style show
where it's like the reporters.
- [Jacob] Yeah, 'cause someone's gotta
be gettin' this information out there.
- [Nathan] Someone's gotta
be gettin' the scoops.
- [Jacob] Yeah, it's gotta be
recorded in the lore books.
- [Julia] This guy, now that
we've called him Ben Affleck,
he looks like that Superman
versus Batman interview
that Ben Affleck did where
Ben Affleck just looks so sad.
- [Jacob] Yeah, he's that
real sad, haggard Ben Affleck
when he's not been havin' a good time.
- Aw.
- Yeah.
- [Nathan] Sorry, Ben.
His career's doin' fine though, right?
- [Jacob] Yeah, he's doin' great.
- [Nathan] He's doin' all right.
- [Jacob] He's rich as all hell.
- [Julia] He was in Gone Girl.
- [Nathan] He was in Gone Girl.
- [Jacob] He was in Argo.
- [Nathan] He directed,
did he direct The Town?
- [Jacob] He directed The Town.
- [Nathan] Did he direct The Town?
He was in The Town.
- [Jacob] He probably did.
- I don't know
- I'm gonna say
- what The Town is.
- 100 percent
he directed The Town.
- [Nathan] Okay.
- [Jacob] You can quote me on that.
- [Nathan] Wow.
- [Jacob] Put that one in the quote books.
Ben Affleck directed The Town,
definitely, Jacob Andrews, 2019.
- [Julia] I don't know what The Town is.
- [Jacob] It was a movie.
- [Nathan] It's a movie
where they gave away
the entire plot in the trailer.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Julia] Nice.
Great.
Alright.
- [Jacob] This guy's really givin' me
some Obi-Wan vibes right now, too.
- [Julia] Obi-Wan as
played by Ben Affleck.
- [Nathan] As played by.
- [Jacob] Old-bi-Wan.
- [Nathan] Old-bi-Wan.
- [Jacob] Kenoldbi.
- [Nathan] Old-bi-Wan.
- [Jacob] Old-bi-Wan Kenoldbi
played by Gary Oldman.
- [Nathan] Oh boy.
- [Julia] Okay.
- [Jacob] I mean it probably is about time
we get some like cross-universe,
let's combine Star Wars
and Game of Thrones.
- [Nathan] Disney owns everything, right?
- [Jacob] Yeah, make
everything one universe.
- [Nathan] They can just do it.
- [Jacob] They can just do it.
- [Nathan] They can just do it.
It's not good to have
everything owned by one entity,
but if they're gonna do it, they may
as well have some fun with it.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] That's my opinion.
- [Jacob] I want everything to be
just like big comic crossovers now.
- [Nathan] Yeah.
- We've already made enough.
- I want no new things.
- [Jacob] No, no, no, no thank you.
- [Nathan] I want all the
things I already know,
but recombined in
different ways like Legos.
- [Jacob] Exactly.
- [Nathan] But not just like plain Legos
that you can build whatever out of.
It has to be the custom set Legos.
- [Jacob] Yeah, that you threw 'em all
in one big jug and then
built new things out of them.
- [Nathan] Yes, but then also
these new characters that we made.
- Yeah they're in there, too.
- They're the only ones,
these are the last new characters,
everything else else is over.
- [Jacob] Especially Sir Dobus.
- [Nathan] Especially Sir Dobus.
- [Jacob] If we only get one,
it's gotta be Sir Dobus, I
think everyone will agree,
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] That I did a very good job.
- [Julia] I do like Sir Dobus.
- [Jacob] And it wasn't
a stupid waste of time.
I think everyone will say that
it wasn't a stupid waste of time.
- [Nathan] I think that is, I mean,
I want more puppets in Game of Thrones.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] I think that's obviously
something we can all agree on.
- [Julia] There's a lot
of political puppets
if you know what I mean.
- Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, wow.
- [Jacob] Wow, wow, wow.
- [Nathan] We need a hot take alert.
- Yeah we do.
- Yeah.
- To like, David?
- David? David?
- [Jacob] David, put in
a hot take alert please.
- [Julia] David, put in a hot take alert.
- [Jacob] And make sure you save it, too,
because we're gonna be
needin' it going forward.
- [Nathan] Or just do that thing
where you just have the
word no pop up on screen.
- [Jacob] You can do that as well.
It's up to you.
(small siren)
- [Nathan] That was very good.
That was very good in the other video.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Nathan] When that happened.
- [Jacob] I love it when
our editor says no to us.
We deserve it, we deserve it.
- Sometimes,
I mean that's the editor's job
is to take what we give them and--
- [Jacob] Decide what is worth the time.
- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Jacob] And sometimes it's not.
- [Nathan] And most of
the time I would say.
Did we come up with a name for this guy?
Is it Ben Affleck?
- [Julia] It's Ben Affleck.
- [Nathan] Okay, so
what, but it's spelled,
it's Ben of House Affleck.
- [Jacob] Yeah, Ben of House Affleck.
- [Nathan] But Ben with like three N's.
- [Julia] Bronn of House Affleck.
- [Nathan] Bronn's a character.
- [Julia] Bronn of House Affleck.
We have another Bronn.
- [Jacob] This is another
Bronn. (all laughing)
Don't get confused, but
we do have two Bronns.
- [Nathan] We do have two Bronns.
Aw man, Bronn's good.
I mean, he's not good,
but like, he's good.
- [Julia] He's fun, he
keeps things interesting.
- [Nathan] He keeps things interesting.
- [Julia] He's a pace
changer if you would.
- [Nathan] I like the
part where the person,
what is it Lysa Arryn is like
"You fight with no honor."
And Bronn's like "Nope, he did."
And he just points down
at the guy he killed.
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Julia] So this guy's
probably overlooking
like yet another battle and just like ugh.
- [Jacob] Everybody's turned into zombies.
- [Julia] I'm gonna have
to record this house fell
and this house just decided that
they wanted to get eaten
by a dragon today I guess.
- [Jacob] They're just all gonna
get raised back up as zombos.
- [Julia] Remember that
family, I forgot their deal,
it was last season, that just decided
that like they'd rather
get eaten by a dragon.
- [Nathan] That was Sam's family.
That was the Tarly's.
That was his dad and his brother
and it was a big reveal this season
when Daenerys told him and he got all sad.
- [Julia] Oh I haven't
seen this season yet.
- [Nathan] Well, that happened.
- [Julia] Alright.
- [Jacob] So his family decides
they wanna get eaten by dragons?
- [Nathan] They'd rather get eaten by,
not eaten, burned alive.
- Burned alive.
- Burned alive.
- [Nathan] Rather than
bend the knee to Daenerys.
- [Jacob] Oh I see, so it was like a--
- [Nathan] She beat them in a battle.
- [Jacob] Honorable choice.
I thought they just came to Daenerys
and were like "Hey,
could you do us a favor?"
- [Julia] I'm really into dragons.
- [Nathan] We're really into this,
like don't, it's not weird.
- [Jacob] It's not
weird, but we would like
to be burned alive by the dragons.
- [Nathan] We just never
had that happen before
and we thought it would be--
- [Jacob] And we're pretty
done with the whole,
this whole thing, this
whole living, it's bad here.
Everything's bad in this world.
- [Nathan] Everything's
bad, so may as well go out
getting burned up by a
dragon instead of like
just getting killed by some bandits.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] Can there be
one arrow just in him?
Just stickin' out of him somewhere?
(laughs) He did take
one, this happens a lot.
- [Julia] Just brush it
off, brush it off, Ben.
- [Jacob] Like aw, well,
another arrow in me I guess.
- [Julia] Brush it off, Bronn.
- [Nathan] One of the first comics
Jacob made when he started working
at College Humor is a day in the life
of a Game of Thrones peasant
and it's one of my faves.
- [Jacob] Isn't it just like--
- [Nathan] He's just going ugh.
- [Jacob] Oh yeah.
- [Nathan] At everything until finally
he's getting his head cut off.
- [Jacob] And he's still going ugh.
(both laughing)
Yeah, they basically just have
like shit lives until they get murdered.
- [Nathan] Yeah until they come across
a main character, which means
they're probably gonna get murdered.
- Sounds about right.
- Either by the character
or because they were
talking to that character
and then the bad character comes.
- [Jacob] If you ever
see a main character,
- Get outta there.
- Just steer clear.
- [Julia] By the way,
because he started off
as a web comics adjacent lookin' man,
I gave him a messenger bag.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh very good.
- [Jacob] Maybe he's
making a comic right now,
it's how he reports, it's
kinda like autobio comics.
- [Julia] Yeah.
- [Jacob] He's like the
first independent comics guy,
- [Nathan] They're Raven comics,
you get a Raven subscription,
and then the Raven brings it to you.
- [Jacob] Brings it to you. (laughs)
- [Nathan] The ravens are the internet.
The ravens are the internet.
That's not a new, that's not a new take,
that's just what they are.
There he is.
- [Jacob] You subscribe to the RSS feed,
which is Raven Speedy Service Feed.
- [Nathan] Nice!
You had that ready.
- And the Feed means
you have to feed the raven,
- [Nathan] You do have to feed the raven.
- [Julia] He's a really tiny raven.
He's in training.
- [Jacob] It looks like he's just talking
in his ear (squawks) "This
one's lookin' pretty good!"
- [Julia] "I like this one!
"The readers are really gonna like this!"
- [Nathan] The raven's
just saying "Is this loss?"
- [Jacob] Is this loss?
He's like "Oh, God, ugh, it's not."
- [Nathan] It's not.
- [Jacob] "It's not funny anymore."
This is such an old joke.
(laughing)
- [Nathan] Sometimes the oldest
jokes are the truest jokes.
- [Julia] What happened here?
There we go.
- [Jacob] Is this loss?
- [Julia] Is this loss?
- [Jacob] Ugh, it's like
it doesn't even match
the format of loss, why would it be?
You kinda look like
that guy from the comic!
- [Julia] I mean it kind of is loss,
literally everyone is dead.
- [Jacob] We've lost a
lot, is that what you mean?
- [Julia] So many
families have ended here.
Their lines are done.
- [Jacob] You're hilarious!
(chuckling)
- [Julia] I love this.
- [Jacob] Good memes.
- [Julia] Give it a catchy
title, the people'll eat it up.
Buzzwords, ya know!
- [Nathan] All episodes must end.
- [Julia] As this one will.
- [Nathan] As this one will.
That was a play on all men must die,
which is a Game of Thrones reference,
I thought it was pretty good.
- [Jacob] Wait, let me do one.
- [Nathan] Okay.
- [Jacob] Can I do one?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Jacob] What is ended can never begun.
- Julia, you got one?
- What is dead,
I didn't do good.
- [Nathan] Julia you got one?
- [Julia] No.
- [Jacob] Ours is the fury.
(laughing)
- [Nathan] Ours is the sorry.
- [Jacob] Ours is the sorry.
- [Julia] The viewers never forget.
- [Nathan] Is that elephant?
- [Jacob] That's the House Elephant.
- [Julia] House Elephant.
- We're sorry.
- We're sorry.
- [Julia] The viewers remember.
- [Jacob] We're sorry.
- [Julia] Sorry.
