• From sexual innuendo to accusations of
being The Devil, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the weirdest prank calls we’ve ever
made.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by KnightAconite Cid
When Cid was about fifteen, he decided to
prank call his dad from his friend's phone
to make his friends think he was cool.
When his dad answered the phone, Cid talked
in a deep voice so he couldn't recognize him.
He decided to go with the classic, "Is your
refrigerator running?"
However, after he asked, his dad replied with,
"Yeah, and I caught it after slapping your
mom's ass on my way home."
Cid was insulted and shocked, obviously, and
temporarily forgot who he was speaking to.
He shouted back, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I had sex with your wife!"
All he could do was sit there in silence until
his dad hung up, realizing the mistake he
made.
Number 9 was submitted by CynicalComic Pandora
When Pandora’s friend was staying over one
night, they decided to prank call a friend.
He was really strange and funny, so they thought
they would have a good laugh.
So when they called him, he found them out
almost immediately.
They began to have a normal conversation,
but a few minutes in he said, "I bet I could
guess everything about your room."
He's never been in Pandora’s room, or even
her house so she decided to let him at it.
He guessed that her room was painted blue
and brown, she had horse posters all over
the walls, and the curtains were beige and
white-striped.
It was all true.
He then proceeded to name other small details…
the phone was in the middle of her bunk-bed,
that Pandora was wearing a large pajama shirt,
her friend was sitting criss-cross, and they
were eating chips.
All true again.
They asked him how he knew, and all he said
was, "I can see you from behind the tree in
your front yard.”
Then he hung up
Number 8 was submitted by Gruntspartan500
MKyleM
When MKyleM was 12, he called some random
pizza place.
When they answered the phone, he made a girly
voice to fool the guy.
He said, "Hey baby can I get some pizza with
Extra Sausage?"
In a flirty voice, the guy responded, "Yeah,
I got a foot long sausage and some nice, Wet,
Sticky Sauce Babe."
MKyleM didn't think he would believe him,
but then the man said, "Where do you live
so we can get down, and have a nice slice
with my Sausage, baby?"
MKyleM was disgusted with this pervert, but
then started laughing in his kid voice.
The guy got mad and started yelling, but heard
another voice saying, "Shut the fuck up!"
in the background.
MKyleM hung up before anything else could
happen.
Number 7 was submitted by SilverHeart_Jinx
Doopie
Doopie was at a Halloween party sleep-over,
and she suggested they make a prank call.
Her friend was a little hesitant to do it,
but she said yes.
She gave Doopie a number to call and she called
it.
When the person picked up, he sounded familiar
but, being the naive girl she was, Doopie
continued with the prank call.
When he asked, "Hello?
Who's this?", she decided to reply with, "Hey
babe, want me to come over again so we can
have fun like last time?"
He then said, with a shaky voice,"Uhmmm…
excuse me?"
Her friend then started giggling, and Doopie
just took it as her laughing at the prank.
She then said, "Babe, you remember last night
right?
When we fucked?"
She then heard him whimpering a bit, and then
respond with, "Uhhh...
I'm just gonna hang up..." and then the line
went dead.
When she turned to her friend, she was laughing
like crazy.
She said, "Do you know who that was?"
Doopie shook her head and said, "No, not a
clue."
Her friend laughed and said, "It was your
crush!"
She then froze and face-palmed.
Number 6 was submitted by Eeveeinundertale
Andiemations
One time, Andie decided to prank call her
cousin.
She smiled and yelled, "IM WATCHING YOU!"
She sounded really scared as she replied,
"So you saw what I was just doing?"
Andie said yes, and she went silent.
Then she said in a shaky voice, "Please don't
tell my parents I was masturbating..."
Andie hung up on her.
But after a week or two, she saw her cousin…
who didn't know it was her on the phone.
Number 5 was submitted by DominiqueSJR Legna
Legna and a few friends were prank calling
different places on his phone, and he decided
to call KFC while talking like Herbert the
Pervert.
The girl picked up and said, "Hi, this is
is KFC, how may I help you?"
Legna asked, "Could I have some hot dogs?"
Her response was, "Hotdogs?"
Legna said, "Yes, I would like 3-4 inch hotdogs,
you know, like the ones little boys play with?"
She got furious and yelled, "Are you seriously
calling KFC for fucking hotdo-" Legna hung
up on her before she could even finish the
damn sentence.
They sat there laughing for a minute because
of how pissed she got at the fact that Legna
had asked for a hotdog.
Thinking back on it now though, since she
did swear in a family friendly restaurant,
he feels bad that he made the call because
it could've gotten her fired.
Number 4 was submitted by E-Rhae-35-717 Hellbent
One time at an Anime convention, Hellbent
was in a panel where they were playing party
games.
Soon they started playing Truth or Dare, and
when he got called he chose dare.
The person who picked him was sitting next
to a guy who was on the phone with someone.
So Hellbent’s dare was that he had to steal
that guy's phone mid-conversation and say
the weirdest thing to whoever was on the other
end of the line.
The guy heard it and braced the person on
the other line for some weirdness.
Right after the guy gave his warning, Hellbent
grabbed the phone, stood straight up for all
to see and said, "Fuck her right in the pussy!"
He gave the phone back, and the guy had the
most shocked and horrified look on his face
while everyone else cheered.
Once he got the phone back, he started talking
to the person on the phone again and said,
"I'm so sorry you had to hear that, Grandma."
Number 3 was submitted by RebornicaPG Gooby
One time Gooby was at a three-person sleepover.
They decided to call Burger King and then
Dollar Tree.
When they called Burger King and ordered a
Big Mac and a large fry, they freaked out
and started screaming about how they were
the devil, and the only reason that Gooby
asked for a Big Mac was because the devil
doesn’t know where food was sold.
The person on the other end said if they didn’t
hang up, they would track their phone and
call the police.
Number 2 was submitted by PreservedAlien Nixxiom
When Nixxiom was 12, he had a sleepover with
his friend.
His friend told him to prank call a random
number, so he typed a random number into his
phone and, to his amazement, it actually rang!
After about 5 seconds, someone picked up and
said, "Hello."
Then Nixxiom said, "Hi, can I order a pizza?"
Then the person said, "Sure, what do you want
on it?
Your sister?
Your mom?
Your friend who is sitting next to you?"
He talked in a deep voice, and Nixxiom was
freaked out by this.
He hung up and was hyperventilating.
He looked out the window and saw some guy
in a hoodie.
Nixxiom ran to the kitchen and grabbed a flashlight.
It turned out to be his brother.
He doesn’t know how his brother did it,
but it scared the fuck out of him!
Number 1 – What was the weirdest prank call
I’ve ever made?
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