Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Al!
Alan!
She's all neck and legs, look at her.
Oh I am looking at her.
Stop looking at her!
You just told me to look at her.
Ow.
Ow!
That's right in me throat, that.
Shaun I don't think we're allowed to wee here.
It's fine, just keep a look out.
What was that?
That was me zip.
Woah, where did all these come from?
You know me lads, I can't wee with an audience.
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Bear Grylls, Bear Grylls?
What kind of a name's that?
Are you an animal or a bit of an oven?
I bet you went to private school, didn't you.
With your mates Badger Hobbs and Gas Stove
Squirrel.
~At the copa, copa cabanna.~
~Music and fashion
is always the passion at the cop~
Hey! are you filming me in the bath?
Get out!
Away man I'm naked.
You better not put in on YouTube.
Oh that's not Alan, it's Steve that...
Steve.
Steve!
Ste!
Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
