I have this friend, he has a phone that can "IM",
he can instant message,
and so now I really want him to die,
because I'm sick of getting these fucking messages
from him on his phone.
"I'm in a shoe store."
That's the whole message!
We're not secret agents,
I don't need to know where you are.
So I get this message from him,
he says, "I'm on an airplane in seattle".
So I wrote back and I said,
"well, I hope your plane crashes".
And he gets pissed off and he calls me,
"take it back, we're about to take off".
I'm like, "fuck you, I hope it crashes.
I don't have to take it back. ",
hope it crashes twice.
Hope it crashes and kills half of you
and they go, "fuck it, let's y again,"
and they take off and crash again.
I hope that happens.
Sincerely I hope it.
And he-he tries to make it-he goes,
"well, how are you gonna feel now if my plane
crashes after you went and said that? ".
I'm like, are you shitting me? That would
be amazing!
To know that I can do that?
I'd happily trade your life for knowledge of my powers.
