 
I am one of the greatest writers of all time when it comes to technical skill! My lifetime goal is to be recognized as being up there with the greatest writers of all time. A lot of my lines you could grab and find a worthwhile quote, technically sound metaphor, literal multiple meaning(s) or an adept take on a new philosophy to consider. Not even just the whole rhyme, in some cases just a segment can hold individual value if those words were introduced to someone without knowing it had anything in relation to lyrics! Why did I choose to dedicate my life to writing? More importantly, why dedicate many years towards perfecting my craft as a rapper? The love for the art, but not as first. I've always loved most old school rap and hip hop, plus some underground. I hate every mainstream rapper after the year 2000. Anyways, admiring it so much it was only natural for me to at least attempt to write some lyrics. I had so much respect for rap when I first started that I gave myself an ultimatum: to be great at it, and stick out somehow; and if I would fail to do that, QUIT! For good! If I honestly felt that I was a horrible writer, I would bow my head in shame and give up permanently, and continue being a listener. Additionally, freestyling (impromptu performing) was just as important to me. At first, all I could do was just freestyle enough to make words rhyme consistently. That didn't mean a thing to me! Once I gained the ability to create new punchlines, metaphors, entire stories, moments ect. out of thin air, THEN I felt comfortable enough to consider myself a freestyle artist. It was the thought that: 'anyone can make words rhyme' that pushed me to be better. But to be able to rhyme WHILE making a metaphor, a unique comparison or an interesting spin on a narrative IMPROMPTU made me proud of my talents. While you read through my lyrics, you'll notice that I've tried every rhyme pattern, style, and speed (including new ones I've invented.) I've proven that I can write many different types of songs within each genre. I can write stories, fast raps, back to back punchlines, tongue twisters, concepts, comedy, personal, philosophies, indescribable, puns, fantasy, current events, specifically tailored material and new ideas I've created as well. Every possible type of punchline, I have used (plus some new ones I've invented) For example: Similes, alliterations, metaphors, entendres, literal multiple meanings, soliloquies, hyperboles, onomatopoeias, allusions, illusions, motifs, ironies, folklore, exaggerations, fallacies, comedic, philosophical, unorthodox, indescribable, personifications, interjections, dialogues, oxymorons, allegories, analogies, colloquial language, homilies, imagery, narratives, paradoxes, pedantic language, rhetoric, semantics, sarcasm, symbolism, syntax, wit, thesis's ECT. Here's some strong advice I would like to offer: AVOID PRONOUNS! Yes, I do use them once in awhile, of course. But for the vast majority of the time, I do NOT use pronouns (a specific person place or thing) The reason for this is because I truly want my lyrics to last forever. That means the world to me! If I create a spectacular rhyme about something extremely specific, one day that rhyme will fade and be meaningless to the world in the future. Current event lyrics are only going to last for a certain amount of time, eventually people will be forced to ask: "I don't understand the lyric, what were they referring to?" By having most of my lyrics be general, ambiguous or generic subject matter, in the future they will still apply and make sense without having to do research. I take a lot of chances to go on the offensive with my lyrics. I'm attacking frequently, because I view hip hop as a competition. I can prove that I can diss someone else in a more creative and skillful way. None of my disses in any of my raps are aimed towards my listeners, just towards other rappers that I hate and haters. To me, haters are people that don't like my raps for no feasible reason, they just hate because I don't sound like their favorite rapper who would just rap about drugs cars and sex only like a useless dipshit. If someone doesn't like my lyrics, they should have a reason that makes some sense. Point is, when I often say lines that sound like I'm saying "fuck you!" That's aimed at other rappers and haters, NEVER my listeners. I also use a ton of violent imagery, which has been used in lyrics a million times. I do it still because I'm proving that even with an overused subject, I can still create original ways to portray it. Gun lines are another thing that I'm very careful about. They are used a ton by people that clearly don't use guns. When I make a gun bar once in awhile, I make it in a very creative way. Lastly, when I say something in a rap that sounds like: "I can do this, you can't do what I do!" That is me aiming directly at my competition, NOT any of my listeners.

RAPS AND SONGS:

NOTE: Reading some of my lyrics verbatim, it may sound like some things don't rhyme 100%. Listening to me actually rap the lyrics you will discover that they all do rhyme (as intended) the reason for this has to do with a few factors: for one, I will use certain slang words that have gained mainstream popularity such as the word 'ain't' for example. Another thing that I do frequently is use the slang pronunciation for words that end in the letters 'ing' and instead pronounce them as ending with the letters: in'. The apostrophe at the end of the letters: 'in' symbolizes that it is slang and improper usage, but allows for me to rhyme certain things in some circumstances. When reading through my lyrics also keep in mind that you don't actually have to rap the words that are in parenthesis or behind a '/' symbol, those are just words or definitions that I wanted to make a note of so that all of my meanings of my lyrics are understood. This is done especially for the more complex writing that I have created. If you would like to go any more in depth with my lyrics and all of their meanings, I have several videos that will give you all of the possible details that you'd desire to know about. I've successfully broken down barriers in the English language!

Last Defense! 3/03/2020

This rap was written with the intention of high energy projected into each word. I perform this rap slowly and loudly, but with passion. This is another take on my opinion of how we need to stand up against the new mainstream rappers, as they continue killing hip hop and making it into a JOKE.

Lyrics:

"New rapper alert! Wack as fuck of course Hip hop continues to die,

Diminishing while you watch or step up, Wither without you by his side!

(/with or without you by his side!)

I'll Turn the volume off of the wack frauds whom the radio would choose to feature,

At the same exact time I'll fire off silencers in their mouths to 'Mute' the 'speakers'

He should pay me NOT to battle him, to avoid losing to my greatness,

by taking the 'high road' to demonstrate an elevation!

(/an 'L' evasion!)

If he would agree to battle me I'd embarrass him and leave him alone,

But he'd decline in record time, instead I'll have to put a bullet in both eyeballs, to (/two) each his own,

I'll be a graffiti artist foreshadowing the future, 'the writings on the wall' I'm the pro taggin' this!

You'll see a toe tag on this protagonist!

Researchin' this weak-person seemed-urgent as what I had seen-worded was that he's popular!

Not concerned there's no good lyrics discovered on this Earth

Not to mention the omniverse!

Every rap career, I'll teach em' that the end is near,

your afraid of the dark so when i knock your lights out my fist interferes with your inner-fears!

He's telling me he wants to slice up my bladder with something sharp to disturb my essence,

I've never experienced pain down between my legs, but just thinking about it now makes me understand Ur intentions!

(/urine tensions)

My fans told me 'make sure he's unarmed' I took the threat literally to the end,

Cut them off all together.... like I wanted nothing to do with them!

more stab wounds to arm pits and you'll see the blood increases

(/in creases)

Rip the vocal cords off the larynx to make him fuckin' speechless!

So mister victim listen up I'll give you a big clue, you know some sort of hint,

You can't speak and I took you off the map, is there any more to it?

My machine that can save you is missing the plug, that's also unfortunate,

So your throat, this location and the machine have the same thing in common... there's no coordinate!

(/cord in it!)

(/Chord in it!)

Accept my top spot and listen when I pass my words you should cherish the code,

Anyone else steppin' in? I'll Cut off oxygen to kill the king's replacements, no more heir to the throne!

(/Air to the throne!)

A loser sore as you affords a quick death for being a poor sportsman,

Hand you a 1 inch paper saying I'm gonna kill you in 1 second... you die with such a 'short notice'!

All you biters need to take heed & dont step-on-my-grind,

when you steal my lyrics yall should Recognize you wreck-a-nice rhyme,

never touch my pen & pad you would waste-imagery,

I could be a starving artist in the Hunger Games & taste victory!

Don't tell on me for the 328 victims,

just pretend this face is in-a-cent

(/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln!"

Criminal Investigation Process! 9/15/19

This is another rap for my project called: 'Makin' Substance For Basic Subjects!' In this group I take very widely known subject material and rap my heart out! I rap very well in these and use tons of impressive figurative language in the process! I make a point to say, anyone could write about a well known topic, but I still do it way better! This rap specifically is about what its like to investigate a crime in the United States, what to look for. I make up examples to create some neat wordplay moments. I tried to use lesser known facts for certain parts of this rap to impress my listeners. I briefly describe the court system as well. My personal favorite parts are when I do a multiple literal meaning line and then I actually say that right after it to emphasize!

Lyrics:

"To begin the process of a Criminal investigation

The most essential element is pivotal, education!

Discover what you can about the victims involved,

Gather what information you can from any witness and keep notice of any initial withdrawal,

What information is noteworthy?

Prioritize this case to moralize your soul searching,

Check out every member of the witness list,

If they don't quite remember you may hire a hypnotist,

Crucial information that you'd go move your case with, maybe use a polygraph and for all you asked and research the indicators scribbled in,

Also see their backgrounds, are there any unreliable criminal recidivists?

Meanwhile the crime scene should be thoroughly examined at every side your

Best bet is to dust for finger prints and exercise til your

Back, head, arms neck and thighs hurt

As you utilize tools to find the clues that best provides your

ability to recognize and collect the tiny samples to check for fibers,

Amongst them, any outliers? Anything rare?

Anything that was not indigenous to the area there?

Now as for the bodies themself, the autopsy's important to help

See what the toxicology report would tell!

Ponder, could there be any accomplices, more than 2 types of DNA discovered?

could one suspect have handled the violent act, and one was helping as a newcomer?

lets say there was vomit at the scene, far from the rest of it,

the DNA of it was not the violent accomplice, based on the analysis evidence,

tell the attacker about his buddy being placed at the crime scene to hopefully get a confession hence

his forensic evidence of that is the barf remnants,

get it, I said his friends sick, evidence of that is the barf remnants!

different example, lets say a death had suspicious timing which led to financial gain,

as far back as a long time ago, with these ample claims,

insurance money is always suspicious, and it's beneficiary, a criminal seized the money from

(/and its been a 'fishy' area criminals' seized the money from)

both meanings, debt can be cumbersome!

consider an expert to perform a handwriting analysis,

this will help you understand how the case balances

as it becomes clear on the insurance claim, who actually did

sign the name given on it, as accurate?

find out if this evidence will help with the trial, for the big money obtained from the victim that was killed,

see if the signatures are legit forgeries to help decide guilt

(/are legit, for juries to help decide guilt!)

another example, what if a landlord was killed by a firearm?

no finger prints or non-victim DNA, but the shell casings were picked up from thee entire yard,

bring the possible murder weapon to a firearms expert, get an idea of what your facing,

the expert compares the possible murder weapon with another make and model of a similar firearm for creating

an examination side by side, testing the speed and locations of the ammo with more than one shot, for bullet tracing

(/for bullet racing)

both meanings, the murder weapon best not be contested,

as well as the crime scene best not be infected,

let's say the tenant was the killer, but they never committed a nefarious crime?

no history of violence at all, but the gun was registered to be theirs you find,

to establish a reason for them to kill, you find out they can't afford to live at that residence

before this incident, you'd describe them as someone literally nonviolent and compliant with paying for their home to put it the simplest,

their insufficient funds made their brain control them in a new may, as they've always been nonviolent and such,

if your asking how, in other words: a motive? rent for them became too much

(/a mode different for them, became too much!)

both meanings, money and the violence together!

look at these crimes at all possible angles,

linear or not with timing of each event possibly tangled.

if justice was a class, and you were a student in the field being graded,

and actual field work with real criminal takedowns was integrated,

and you wanted to get your first feel for what its like, find your first perpetrator

and aim your stun gun to subdue them successfully,

3 people looking back at this, one pointing at the criminal, one pointing at the injury on the criminal, one pointing at you, best believe

they will all say:

you got tased for justice!

(/you got taste for justice!)

(/you got Aced for justice!)

triple meaning, to serve each of it's functions!

with some cases, possibly set up sting operations,

computer experts can find deleted files the hard drive takes in,

try to communicate with the suspect undercover, for an incriminating detail,

A LOT of messages with them privately on the internet, so correspondence via email

(/so correspond dense via email!)

both meanings, get them to speak candidly and off guard

to make your case against them look rock hard!

now here's a discourse on courts and trials

to prepare yourself for the wild

initially, detectives with you will state your opinion, possibly debating,

based on the likelihood of evidence combined with the statements they are making,

look at the case as a whole as you listen to the arrestee talk as well, what do you get?

it's suspect collating the story

(/it's us speculating the story!)

both meanings, as a means of obtaining the truth before me,

Look over the case file,

Make sure that the inculpatory and exculpatory evidence is submitted and understood to face trial,

Don't you dare charge a suspect with a crime until you have a compendium of evidence,

Gather your experts in all fields of study to aid and make sense of it,

As for the crime itself, does it make sense or no sense at all?

Who's truthful and who has incentive for fraud?

Was it committed methodically or was it rushed?

During any interrogation, you outta see that lying comes,

do they touch their nose? Did they get flustered and blush?

Did they stick to a scripted story that becomes their crutch?

The interrogation is halted the moment that they ask for a lawyer, legally it must be stopped,

Legal counsel will advise you on what to say and what not...

Get it? What to say and 'what not?'

You must check every suspect for defensive wounds,

Sometimes the cause of death is also the causal nexus to get the proof!

Who has a motive, no matter how small, to commit the heinous crime?

What would they most likely plea during the arraignment time?

Even if they DID the crime, they will tell the Judge: "not guilty" in a sense,

In other words what verdict are they going for? "NOT guilty, innocence!"

They may even have people to help them, their lawyer could call a witness,

If you fail to cross examine them, they could alleviate all suspicion!

Hopefully the right one gets convicted and they were properly charged,

As long as you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there was intent at minimal to commit bodily harm?"

Echoing Entendres 3/10/2019

I decided to (mostly) avoid doing literal multiple meanings for this rap. Most other artists are incapable of creating literal multiple meanings so they just fail embarrassingly, or they will repeat the words in another upcoming line. I made my own in this style but made sure I wrote long ones to be more impressive. What to take from this, if you had a regular conversation with me, I could potentially freestyle my dialog with you while flawlessly rhyming more likely than the next person.It is less talented to write all of the meanings out, but also a lot less work to accomplish, so I tried to think of the craziest subject matter for these rhymes!

Lyrics:

"A blind person frequently reading brail is pokin' words so often,

My style of rap is considered 'spoken word' so often,

Can demon's words coming out of your mouth...

cause speaking while chewing Candy mince words coming out of your mouth?

I remember a bunch of car accidents according to my recollection,

I'll prove that with photos according to my wreck collection,

The parents's boy came out of the dark and the biggest star was seen, they saw the sunshine, then when

(/son shine, then when)

The inventory coin count came to ten cents and wasn't layered at all it was one dimensioned!

(/one dime mentioned!)

As he got older and dumber, he'd age removing brain cells,

Imagining performing a craniotomy he'd daydream moving brain cells,

Nothing grossed me out I never disgust things,

Never spoke a word with anyone else I never discussed things,

The largest land animal is endangered, who's lives are in Peril? Elephants!

To save them let's run a protective wall on each side parallel, A fence!

Biggest bodies of water where you will see some boats move? Some oceans!

In different directions as well, you will see some boats move some motions!

Worked for 60 minutes when they asked me to be their savior,

it benefited me and my team so it was an hour favor!

(/it was in our favor!)

These dirt spots require another garden, they need to be Reseeded!

You all stood up, sit back down you need to be reseated!

Looking for proof of the purchase? This transaction will need to be receipted!

If the land was no longer flooded the water would need to be receded!

Haven't sold alcohol in decades, long time since i had a genuine draft (/beer),

Haven't wrote a real preliminary piece of writing in decades, long time since I had a genuine draft (/paper),

Lived underground with no cold wind, long time since I had a genuine draft, (/air)

years since people were forced to go to war, America itself would say 'long time since I had a genuine draft!' (/military)

I'm a professional and I go against what any other proposed,

(/pro posed,)

It's like the mentality of an abusive Pimp... I tend to whoop ho's!

(/to oppose!)

if I see them Wink, one eye literally shut,

Get it, wink? one eyelid really shut?

Hit so hard you should've 'seen' the punch coming when we watch your eye literally shut!

Good lawyer, it was an open case in court now it's one I literally shut!

Rudely writing, put down insulting critics instantly,

It's my statutory obligation to leave my rivals with a diminished dignity!"

A Rap About Waiting In Line 11/03/2018

This is the first song of mine that everyone should examine! The lyrics are PERFECT. I went for (yet again) a universally understood topic. It also helps that there are no bad words in here either so anyone at any age can listen. Everyone has had to wait in line, behind people or vehicles, which both are accurately represented! I rap very well, I rhyme very well, I clearly convey my points, and most importantly of all I wrote about better than anyone else could have! My double and triple literal meanings in this are very skilled but more importantly are direct to the point about waiting in line! I speak about the topic in every direction, every aspect without being confusing and without losing the listeners. If it wasn't for the fact that everyone already knows about waiting in a line, you could also say this is very educational!

Lyrics:

"Even if we debate how much we hate waiting in lines it's okay if our definitions intertwine,

I promise honestly your insinuations are just fine,

People endlessly debating over time, what's the definition of waiting in line?

A frozen hazard pattern

where no one hasn't scattered,

How should i describe this one mile length lineup?

Down the drain with my time today my mind is made, I'm stuck

And it barely gets to move inches, couple footsteps every few minutes

Cramming up spaces you seem to barely fit

standing frustrated with nowhere to sit

having some faith when it moves you cherish it

The line and your temper coincide

a standstill as you stand still in a frozen line,

you'll notice you temper starts to raise when,

the following starts happening as it changes:

Massive Invigoration

tampering with your patience

Sensory deprivation

Legs will begin to cave in

Get in tuned with a sense of anguish

watch your watch as the clock tic toc's

You'll stop and flip-flop your thoughts that your here getting ripped off!

some people take big steps when it's time to move with the crowd,

dumb people stay still with their shoes glued to the ground!

As you wish that the line would just sprint ahead

Your forced to listen to other conversations instead!

You memorize everyone's shirt designs and hair colors

You begin to no longer hold in your farts to spare others'

but to cope with boredom you could Look at your phones after all,

use your judgement maybe even 'phone someone' but it's up to you to 'make that call'

so bored you'll wanna drink to replenish from refreshments,

I'd worry about needing to use the bathroom and losing your spot when you'd split!

You might see other people cut in line when using methods of stealth,

consider that it could 'cost' you, so you'll have to decide whether to Budget (/budge it) yourself,

It becomes real fun once your the line leader,

To tell you how it feels it doesn't take a mind reader,

Being the person at the front you can turn your head as you fully grasp...

that you check your distance as you reminisce this... 'looking back'

Thinking about my run on sentences, people being so close and crammed together here, and it being so slow and totally unbearable, this line's pacing (/spacing) is terrible! (/literal triple meaning)

These Lines aren't just deFINED as people standing single file near and far,

It could also be deFINED through a drive through or traffic type-route with a bus truck your bicycle motorcycle or even your car,

Bumper to bumper, oh how someone would suffer,

Radio searching is urgent and your nerves hit the worst hit when you feel like somethings wrong,

Because as you truck along

You just so happen to be unable to be adapting to the airwaves to find another song that you would willingly listen to,

But you go nuts just trying this is true, do take note of this well,

In your Car: your losing it, your stare clear at the rear view mirror as it becomes your best friend wow just 'look at yourself'

Keep it in drive with you Foot hard on the floor as you move a few inches away,

If your car had emotions it would say this is a long 'shift' and it's tired of working all day give it a 'break'

You'll make it to the front of the line soon enough,

Where to go from here, the exact answer is forwards (/four words) ... 'so keep moving up'"

You Aren't Welcome In My Dojo! 5/01/2018

I wrote this rap in a way that says: "I am really fucking talented, and most of you can not touch my status so go fuck yourselves!" I made these lines all have multiple meanings, I made a story that is told with every rhyme having literal multiple meanings, and I invented a new game at the end of this rap. The highlight for me in this joint is me bragging about my king status with TWO rhymes that have THREE literal meanings back to back!

Lyrics:

"You Aren't Welcome In My Dojo!

A lesson I will teach you the essence is like a slow stroke,

What happens next will leave you all scratching heads til your skin's torn,

Alzheimer's in prison, you don't know what 'your in for!'

my metaphors are the deadliest,

my enemies are envious,

like a genie's bottle poured out wishing on my downfall is an empty-wish,

Get dressed for the season, and put up ornaments and lights with no hesitation!

Pull up my Christmas socks...then I'll get to decorations!

(/decorate shins!)

Your friend got his Repo vehicle impounded, he must either have bad or no luck,

He's considering starting a traveling missile toe selling company on the road but

you have the money so you decided: get em' his ol' toe truck?!

(/get a missile toe truck?!)

Buy and bring home a bunch of gifts for the December occasion on it's way!

Truckload of gifts for every night of Hanukah... that's one long holiday!

(/haul a day!)

I screamed "hey 9 candles isn't quite enough!"

He told me "what the fuck should I do?" I replied "calm down and light ten up!

(/lighten up!)

Reprehensible behavior of mine causing public outrages next,

Burning my table down with my hot wax sticks made em' vexed!

Witnesses testified about Adam's scandals

(/candles)

but I gotta spend my money first before I face death,

So I bid for the highest rated vault in an auction... that's a 'safe' bet!

I'm lazy and can't get out of bed, legs feel like they weigh 5 hundred!

I would get up if I owned a large mess of ice cream to fill my whole stomach,

So I would be standing if only I could get up I'll love it!

(/get a pile of it!)

If I say faggot or fuck and you penalize me because my guts offend ur's,

Remember, If you flag this and say it's really a foul action remember those are 'f' words!

(/ref words!)

I wanna rap for an audience and people ask me "Why wouldn't ya?"

I'm Not gonna show up for less than $10, i say for 1 Digit (/ditch it), just not good enough!

Offers for more than that, I'm hopeful for the future and researching those venues, I'll be 'looking up!'

You can't quite put your finger on it, but there's new entertainment to stow!

You love new music and your hands have paralysis, your not looking for something too old (/to hold!)

If I Gained 100 pounds and dress in all black only., what would happen if you'd spot it?

I would hear people comment: "wow he's really gothic!"

(/got thick!")

A cult is following an idiot, who erases his past,

Boring and not too sharp, must be someone dull leading the path!

(/deleting the path!)

I'm lost when I watch TV anymore,

It's scorching hot and sunny now, and I'm listening to this lady saying it's cold and windy of sorts,

Meteorologist who's untruthful, now how would i classify to people what to be listening for,

I'm thinking: ... Here Falls: ...weather reports!

(/Fall's weather reports!)

(/false weather reports!)

Speaking of weather, time for me to be the leader I will proudly proclaim!

The atmosphere has to appear foggy and wet, Allow me to explain,

I will start my leadership in our darkest hour so the sky needs to be Cloudy to rain!

(/terrain!)

(/to reign!)

Some will try and stop me from being a flying superhero in a villainous way,

All I have to do is leave here and get to my costume drawer and then they'll say:

"I really hope Adam doesn't get to escape!"

(/his cape!")

I'm everywhere on the internet, are you willing to share what Adam thinks?

My body of work is like the anatomy of a bicycle, my 'movement' depends on links!

Every road I go down there's more for me to find,

Y'all don't want me to, you wish I'd stop and see my feet decline,

Too late! You want me to 'stop' before I see more traffic? 10 cans of spray paint couldn't get me to read this sign!

(/redesign!)

Help another group, go on a crew's aid (/crusade) mission sooner,

Or you'll get 'left behind' like a U-Turn!

I can teach you all to be great, you'll observe and watch,

Saying: "Teach me while I make money, boy I'll learn a lot!"

(/I'll earn a lot!")

First of all, recollect one's past,

No enhancements or time machines for unveiling my job,

Looked at my own toddler photo albums personally...The naked eye saw.

(/then a kid I saw.)

I'm right handed, if it could talk it would insult my left hand and proclaim its status that it covets,

Talk to the left hand and say: "between us, I'M the toughest!"

(/tough fist!")

Do you wish to know why they call Doctor Stark?! My brain chemistry wields...

the greatest punchlines related to the medical field:

I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,

I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings,

Look up to inventors before us, the greatest mind's revered,

Ignaz Gruber and E. Seigle were doctors, and they invented the Otoscope to keep eye on ears!

(/too, key pioneers!)

(/two key pioneers!)

I've conducted an experiment for my medical exam during

Which I will watch a team of 2 people working,

An idiot and a genius together, I'm mostly concerned with how each other comes to terms with

their individual studying methods for learning,

The smarter group member creates a song from the material and recites it while the other is absurdly highlighting scribbling angrily and cursing,

The exam has multiple portions with different topics for ensuring their grade earnings determined,

Basically you would see: One Part neurological (/one partner illogical), and one part nursing (/one partner sing)!

I too am a man of many talents allow me to demonstrate,

I'm expecting company for whom I'm cooking but in a twist of fate,

I lost track of time, and accidentally broke all of my platters, but I didn't give up faith!

I'm a broken dish repairer, and a cook, I won't be ready on time but I can still Fix a plate! (/Broken Platter) (/cook)

(/fix up late!)

Next lesson in essence is best depicted in telling a story,

Listen to this anecdote using double and triple entendres for earning better scoring:

since my dollars aren't on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment,

took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,

she said to call the cops so i made the bank tell-her (/bank teller) to 'withdraw' the 'statement'...

To make my getaway I stole my enemy's shitty car as well as it's remnants,

He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this,

I Converted it's moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!

(/of vengeance!)

I started planting my alibi for the cops,

Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time telling device I'd bought,

My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o'clock!

(/for: a clock!)

I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first,

Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands,

This ink eluded investigators!

(/this sink eluded investigators!)

(/this included investigators!)

The next thing was an awkward drug test,

Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,

He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I filled my pee cup!

checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!

I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if all the sudden I speak up?!

(/eyes peek up!?)

Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could've killed me,

All I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history,

Surgical operation that ruined my brain's functioning ability,

The Male Judge asked: "Do we have a verdict?" And they answered him quickly:

"Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!"

....and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument,

Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to all of it!

The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I'm a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,

Since there's no 'outlet' for me, what were they going to charge me with?!

The End!

Now it's time I show you my new invention!

It's the coolest method it's where I give YOU the ending sentence,

and we review how many interpretations could be connected!

Here we go, first example:

"An egg rolls down the hill..."

Am I saying I Lost part of my Asian lunch selection?...

Or is this a physics lesson on a chicken's nest once an egg is intercepted by the wind's progression? or both?

Second Example:

"The Banquet's on me (/bank quits on me)"

Am I saying I'm responsible for cooking all the food for an event? Or am I saying that my bank just had enough and has given up? or both?

Third Example:

"I wanna 'stay at home mom'"

Am I telling my mother that I object to leaving my residence? Or am I claiming that I wish my mother would leave all of her paying jobs and then quit? or both

Fourth example:

"Guess that makes me sell fish

(/selfish)"

Am I sarcastically answering a question by saying that I think only about my self for personal gain?

Or am I categorizing my job description for working at an amphibian pet shop place? or both

Fifth example:

"Sir, 10 to 1 it's going to be busy....."

am I telling this guy odds?

Or giving him a time slot? Or both

In conclusion you Aren't Welcome In My Dojo!"

God Is Not Proud! 10/28/2017

I was inspired to write this rap because I've been exhausted trying to tell everyone my political views. Fuck all politics! Plain and simple, I hate all politicians, they do NOT help anyone but themselves and they put other countries interests before themselves. I am not a left wing or a right wing, I honestly hate them both equally. I hate when people ask me who I want to support on some election, I don't support either candidate, fuck both of them. For then record, I support all of our amendments and bill of rights and I do believe they shouldn't be infringed on, ever. My favorite politicians are JFK, Abe Lincoln, Senator Richard Black, Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, and Senator Nancy Schaefer. These are people that I can actually tell have good intentions by their actions, no matter what their motivations were. I prefer the original traditional standard of this country to be a Christian Country. Why? Because even if you don't believe in God, there is no better alternative for a set of morals that a country should be based on. This song was also written to explain some things that I've done research on to bring to light things that many people don't know about. I know why our sex offenders get off easy and I explain it, thank you Dr. Judith Reisman for your hard work and dedication by the way. I also explain in this song how horrible role models are now and how good role models are disappearing, basically people are so stupid and unhealthy that they are sexually confused... which I wouldn't give a shit about except KIDS look up to these horrible examples of human beings who don't work hard and who ask for handouts only. I put it all out there in a concise manor.

Lyrics:

"Chorus: God Is Not Proud!

Most Justice is silenced and nonsense, the laws-are-not-sound,

With Emotions over logic, you only get closure-when-ya-blink,

Asking questions is discouraged, authorities told-you-what-to-think,

Budgets get disfunctioned, Helpful ideas got shot down,

Pray for a prayer, Cuz God Is Not Proud!

Now a days' there's no words of encouragement,

Except for find a handout in earnest of services,

But not to veterans who should flourish from nourishment,

Hard for all ages there's even turbulence for the kids,

Politicians fight for their strife in persistent tournaments,

I just wish when they'd strike our nerves it would Circumvent!

No Hyperbolic words in this,

I actually do research unlike these presstitute modern day nazi Germany journalists!

I'm Not Ashamed of this country, I'm ashamed of its' company of leaders blundering regions,

Most people change their life day to day, can't decide Who they are at heart?

Finding out can make one even farther scarred,

Difficult, as Hard as Shopping carts without starch and carbs,

Who's the Perpetrator for ur-behavior?

Something caused it,

Detox yourself please start becoming conscious,

The ball is in your court... until someone drops it like a deposit! So don't let that someone be you, only go down if there is a bomb threat and you've made it underground next

Imagine how much of an entire place an explosion can Annihilate in one mile length?

Chorus

Once we were taught to be brave, now we're taught to behave,

Once we were taught to stand on our own 2 feet, for traveling a long distance with,

Now it's learn helplessness and cognitive dissonance,

Every time something bad happens, our leaders opt to take away our rights and privacy more!

As my voice works at this moment, they're silencing yours!

Let's talk about Alfred Kinsey,

The worst person in America's history!

Some consider another Hitler,

Yet not one bad word about him in our media, not even-once! After empirical extensive evidence of pedophilia, the news made up good things about him with their lying mouths or they'd keep it shut!

His close friend Allister Crowley was also set up his way,

His laws and codes still negatively affect us today,

Wanna know why people we elect get on my temper?

No politician actually makes our lives better!

Just think about it, don't even debate on this crime with me,

God wouldn't be happy with any of them taking away our privacy,

Why are sex Crimes given the weakest punishment?

Lighter than an onion's tint,

victims left crying like an onion split,

No politician or reporter strongly challenges this issue?

I'm starving for answers, they don't have it on the menu,

They're just as bad as the rapists,

Shameless, the answer to this question is ancient,

Open up the Bible and turn the pages to Luke 17:2,

God let you know what he thinks of sex Crimes, so question him again you never need too,

We are cheated,

Ran by real hard heathens,

Greed starved demons,

I'm not perfect but I do my part to help out,

For my neighbor I'd give the skin off my back and my savings out my stash strip off my hat and even empty my shelf out,

I'd cook you good food, get you drinks too, loan you a phone too, buy you nice shoes, anything to help I look at people as equal,

I've committed small sins I'm telling the lord I'm sorry for my-deceit,

my sins were words while those high powered use actions to ruin society!

What do funerals cost money? Not everything under the sun should be-a-business,

Just became a widow and now in debt because of them... assume fetal-positions,

People-should-witness egregious-amendments now that are so horrifying they take away more-freedoms,

Good citizens guns and private property? Surely-shunned!

The more immoral the more popular amounts the masses,

We pay in big time and nothing gets back from the abundance of taxes,

Cultural Marxism is now about as practiced as much as guitar-rhythms,

How is one's race orientation and politics enough to solve-the-myth of every individuals involvement-in the true character beyond-their-grin as if you know what their life's like written on-a-script!

Don't judge books by their covers, you never read one page or five from it,

That's like judging a bed by its covers before you've laid inside of it,

So much division in place now,

Religion and race now define the ways how we Grade towns,

Stereotypes and profiling is encouraged,

You authorities wonder why we get nervous?

Underneath every lying satanist politicians' desk is an alcoholic's thermos,

But their livers don't get wrecked, our incomes do!

They strip-us-to the point of insufficient-loot!

So backwards that they got this system seem to look distant from my good senses that I could kiss-the-roof!

(Chorus)

Horrible role-models,

all of them stink from the ground up like broken pot-holes, in regards to more than both-nostrils,

Degenerate delusional hyper-sexual and untalented people now are whom kids wanna-be-like,

It's legal to commit sodomy-Crimes!

These people kids look up to now don't even get fired for drinking and driving or beating people up behind the scenes,

Fake apology and still make millions because views and ratings to corporations are 'finders keepers'

Morals and responsibility go away while parents watching grind-their-teeth,

the truth hurts so you don't want to hear my-words-either!

Hard work isn't looked up to anymore,

Little kids are getting phones instead of getting-chores,

6-corporations run this-force-of-the-nation,

It's-unfortunate-basis is:-'distort-normalization'

As in they're trying to deny you the right to find proof,

They want us to forget what history has taught us,

All amendments changing from guns to 'posse comitatus',

A fight to permanently pervertedly change nature and the family nucleus,

All I see promoted is be selfish and androgynous, plus it helps your profits when you damage your uterus,

Money is neither here nor there with our Fiat-currency,

Facts whether or not it's beyond-your-belief,

The federal reserve is the most flawed-structure,

Ruining the lives of us who work for it and should yearn to score God's-comfort,

Gender neutral parenting and gender transformation for kids is child-abuse,

Judges don't punish sex offenders enough, I'm-so-confused?

I thought this was a Christian nation, it says so on our money and our-pledge,

Pedophiles released back into neighborhoods, seems like Indignation coming down on our-heads,

No company regulates the hazards in our food-and-drinks,

Here's some food for thought, you-would-think that being there's 100 chemicals in our bodies now that our grandparents never had would stop the use-of-things like GMO's corn syrup and atrazine which each-catch-hold making habits-seem to change drastically, like our brain activity and hormonal balancing, but corporations need to make money no matter what, tragedy!

Every president I've had committed war crimes and hasn't seen a day-in-prison,

Whistleblowers do get locked up though and at a great-percentage,

We aren't allowed to fight tyranny, only to play-the-victim,

Just think about everything I've said and ask yourself one thing: did our forefathers make the same-commitments?

Chorus"

Confessing My List Of Crimes! 8/05/2017

This song was a funny idea for a story I had that turned into a goldmine! I have an entire story that has a crazy twist ending and that should've been good enough... However, being as talented as I am, I made every single rhyme in the actual story part of the rap to have multiple literal meanings. One of my inventions, and it helps that my lyrics are funny too!

Lyrics:

"(Cough) This is my list of crimes confession,

Breaking laws endlessly is my obsession,

These are in no particular order,

And aren't placed into a sorter,

I was caught in narcotic sales,

I was stopped in my trail,

What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,

Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,

I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rolled up,

I was arrested for both crimes committed, I illegally Sold rugs (/drugs)

Before I knew it they charged me with the next one quick,

Fraudulence on my driver's license on my address of it,

I said I was from Queens, even thought I've only been to New York City one time,

I explained I put Queens because I'm from a royal bloodline,

Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,

Counterfeit bills in excess of 100 grand!

There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't,

The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff,

The man said that my type couldn't fit it... he said the harshest stuff,

That I couldn't pull it off because I wasn't smart enough!

I was standin at a suspect Line-up,

He thought I was honest,

That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an illegal profit,

Her witness came in and totally croaked,

Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,

The girl detective then just totally gloats,

Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so! (/fake currency I told you so)

Then after that it was something rather wack to me,

I was dared to walk on private property actually,

A dare that I had no interest passing,

What crime was this classified as: in trespassing!

Another crime was a different scamming action,

I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion,

I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!

Never been out of the U.S.,

So I thought of a new quest,

I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,

I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid all expense,

I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!

Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,

"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants? (/2 continents)"

there was my teaching job demise,

Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies,

My foot itched bad as it had become dry,

I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside,

I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock,

When I get too political sometimes (/get to pull it tickles sometimes),

Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,

On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up,

She said to leave immediately or she'll be calling the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,

If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run,

she called so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough (/off her's fast enough)

My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,

I had the will to go on a killing spree,

My weapon and I lasted all season with no wear and tear consistently,

I guess we both have Summer durability (/some murder ability)

*paper sound effect

Thank you for this note you gave me to read to do your therapy a favor,

*record skip sound effect

I'm sorry inmate what did you just say sir?

You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,

I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!

I asked you to write me about your confessions,

And as I had it, I just read it,

And to you... excuse me you there, listening to me,

I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'll be exhibiting your grief,

it's very important in order to make it through,

Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too (/participation too)

Surprise ending: It wasn't MY LIST of crimes at all, it was someone else's. And YOU the listener are a criminal mental patient as well because this is 'group therapy'"

Rap Is An Art Of Fact! 7/09/2017

This rap was an extremely rare occurrence, I was in a strange mood one night at work, and I decided to spend every break writing the lyrics for this rap. I already had the idea to call this "Rap is an art of fact" for a long time. I had the idea for the first 3 lines that rhyme with that for awhile as well. The remaining lyrics I was just so strongly compelled that night to write a bunch of lines that I thought would meet my minimum criteria. The highlight for me is the compound syllable rhyming portions of this rap, and the "makin' vertebrae's slit / may convert a bracelet" line!

Lyrics:

"Rap is an art of fact, and the mic also proves rap is an artifact

Me and the other strugglers in the game also prove that rap is our-tough-act,

Don't believe in me well I could've called it quits a long time ago, in a place far far away,

Hell, don't wanna go back even if the idea to 'catch heat' becomes a throw-back!

They say my anger proves I got demons,

But I reject Satan so why should I believe-in myself as a decent human bein? Too egregious

I wouldn't even sell my soul to the devil, for any futile reason for only a fool would lease it!

People want me to mumble rap about sex thugs clubs and drugs,

First second I rap its better then what they ever heard but in my era I was something once,

They want nonsense? Then one punch fucks it up!

Nonsense I'll go offset like I'm behind the scenes, rhyme a theme decisively of a conniving fiend silencing a violent scream inside a dream I was seen in of vile secrets Cuz I'm caught sleepin' and you saw the final sequence of my own decent to fight old demons for untimely regrets wildly said just to put it mildly, childishly he's dead

I kept a tally of accounts score for score,

I got good rhymes forever I will never sell out, there's always more in store!

I once felt like I was a king (/aching),

now I'm all worn out, oh that's the same thing!

Ive worked hard forever, at the bottom, but even being cramped never got me concerned,

So if my organs don't fail and I keep writing I'll always be able to show my bodies of work!

I could look at anything and view it in a gruesome form,

Horse with a sharp bone in front, people say one thing I say it looks like a Unique-horn, (/not unicorn)

While Im shooting towards my corporate media critics to get attention, I'd think Press release,

but no one listens to Adam Stark cuz I'm not on tv so no one will get to see,

Long as the volume is loud and your mind control is set to listen,

A 'Speaker' from that will tell a vision!

Remarkable with subtle remarks on the street... outstandin'

People think I won't cross the line, that's 'outlandish',

All I do is work but I'll tell you something positive to spare my listeners,

Work work work but the errands (air runs) great like a good air conditioner,

Bunch of mini me's and plagiarists that you can't deny deceived us,

There more popular then me the original, but they shine light on my pupils, that's a bright eye (/idea),

Bitch you wish you were well rounded and real in a bigger dimension but instead your fake and we all see through,

Your a Flat artificial character like looking at a Star Wars drawing on paper, you are 2D too (/R2D2),

Curse my name again, dare you, I'll hurt you worse than a paper cut from a greater pay stub before cashing in from making bucks,

How badly will I fuck your face up? Equal to or greater than: becoming grazed up, a rough embrace from a grenade thud crush your frame such to custom made-fudge crumblin' 8 cups to the point it looks like an inverted funnel cake does!

Brave dissing me for my bigger shirt size, that's something that I'm accustomed too,

But the one good thing about being fat is I know for a fact I have more guts than you!

I might Stab you all in the backs and where the pieces I cut off i could make an arrangement,

What's Adam thinking? - Makin' Vertebrae's slit! (/may convert a bracelet)

Get it? Makin' vertebreas slit, may convert a bracelet, where it on my arm as a souvenir, for those whose in fear of my newest gear,

Something simple isn't always the case, hence (/hens) chicken eggs, three types of farm land things,

I'm eating whole grain bread what do you think? that's sweet (/wheat),

I can always learn something new, any techniques I will learn to acquire and get it,

A drug smuggler's teacher could train me how to keep the most dangerous stuff out of sight... they'd say I got the method (/meth-hid)

I could do anything in this life, I chose to write and perform

And nothing will cloud my judgement from that on any night of the storm."

I Don't Write With Rules! 1/28/2017

This rap I wrote with one simple idea: if my brainpower was placed into a robot, and it's operating power was functioning at it's maximum output, what would happen? Thinking like a robot, they would only write the most difficult type of lines which are multiple literal meanings. So I wrote every single rhyme as a multiple literal meaning(s) including a few triple multiple literal meanings; a new quintuple literal meaning; and a LEGENDARY septuple literal meaning rhyme! The first one in the history of the English language! The only thing I do not like about the line is that I did rely on using pronouns (specific things that won't be relevant in the future without doing research just to understand how I had 7 meanings)

Lyrics:

"Adam Stark's weakness today = he will only speak in multiple meanings... my 'fault!'

I'm into voodoo causing this pussy pain, she's going to wanna take my-doll? (/Midol)

Don't wine and cry after that big fall you took, I'm just saying nobody saw you wipeout (/why pout?)

I'm a nasty writer you'd compare my mind to a Pervert's,

Call this writing: "perverse" (/perv-verse),

I'm offensive and I'm not tired so I Wont stop here I'm taking it farther,

you can ruin houses to fix em' while ruining good spouses for all involved being a Home wrecker looking for a Maintenance partner!, (/mate and it's partner)

shoot someone in the head to see if can open but he died for false beliefs, isn't it bizarre?

He wasn't Dominican at all but he was in his own head, so you shot him in the Dominican-part, (/Dome-and-it-can-part)

I wouldn't but it's good writing for a bad verse,

Your immune to pain but you think it's worth the risk, 'can't hurt!'

You want to improve yourselves, what... better?

You and your partner have lots of talents so count them up as a team and measure-skills-together! (/Mesh your skills together)

What's to lose if you get punched you could get a fat lip,

And if you whine about it I'd say hey "get tough fat lip!"

Suffer from multiple annoying cuts in need of bandages,

And scratch yourself from all of the damn-itches! (/damages)

Be lucky your not me though or more so...

the fact that I can only eat spirits so I'm always looking for more-souls! (/Morsels)

My friend my age always stays way high over the shore by these pillars I'm at and he's a stabber,

So for your safety listen to my answer while you look in my specific direction and location, the problem: ...a Peer's hazard

(/appears hazard)

(/up here's hazard)

(/a Pier's hazard)

(/a pierce hazard)

Perfect Unity like 2 tittys,

Naked eye in a new dimension senses Nudity,

Puff Daddy should remix himself and make a new Diddy,

I stink while being a free horn instrument teacher, it's a tutor thing, (/tooter thing)

Never fail in fact I've only dropped the ball twice in my life... puberty!

Awhile ago you'd view Adam as an unemployed lazy peasant who would never blow your mind as Earthlings,

I'm the ruler of the commercial business now so imagine if you saw that Adam, working

(/Adam were king)

(/that ad i'm working!)

Your constipated and no longer making any raps to present that are bad, you don't have 'shit' coming out to be honest,

If you want to discuss choices for who's the greatest rapper, I know who's face is the highest up so I can shed some light on the topic! (/top-pick)

Which is me and I can prove it now cause see I sight (/eyesight) things as painless,

Being that Adam's completely colorblind you all look at me as someone who can only register for the Greatest! (/Gray-test)

there's young Carnivorous mammals knocking cattle over and the young Boy Scouts wanna stop them from winning,

So you can reward the kids for their service or help hurting the cattle, engage in the Cub's cow tipping

(/Cub Scout tipping!)

I saw your looking for a hot girl to advise your money and work your keyboard, is that right?

Here's one woman for those reasons: Financial type!

(/fine-and-she'll type)

I was stupid trying to get people to vote for Adam,My Horrible political campaign I just mentioned out of nowhere: that was ran dumb

(/random!)

I pee 34 ounces every time while trying hard for a dictatorship, it's a 1 liter per-piss

(/1 leader Purpose!)

silent cat with no oyster necklace, purr-less (/pearl-less)

You Saw a woman who needed a change, gave her advice and more in hopes that she'd use-it,

You saw her on one side, one angle, ugly legs with obtuse curves, your a smart surgeon and a physical trainer advisor with a chance to prove it,

Plus She has a bad buildup of ear wax, you solved all of those problems with good measure when she was given Acute tip

(/a q tip)

(/a cute hip!)

Strange weird town, you run it and you hate mobile phones and had a motive to get rid of it,

you also wanted the music bands to play only one type of sound maker I despise but those are my feelings you don't give a shit,

Some nerve you have... You got the (/audacity) odd ass city to get on board and vote: "Exile a phone instrument" (/xylophone instrument)

I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface,

So for now I'll say thank you for the Purchase (/perch's),

I'm here with everyone else lost at sea, no parents with this group of poor-kids,

And I'm not sure if they can't swim or can't breathe in the water so I will ask all of them: "do you need gills or fins?" (/Orphans)

Your meticulously counting everything trying to lose weight without weight watchers,

You commit arson on automobiles as your workout so every time you do you say: "Another car burnt" (/carb burnt)

Time for a surprise secret road trip to big casinos, you prefer me to tell you where though,

and admit I'm bad at being specific? You win... I say Vague is (/Vegas) definitely the way to go!

Imagine the worst job ever, porn, with everything making you feel hard -on yourself, and during your review you don't know what to say,

Your boss is a director and a fickle critic and he tells you: "You did 'fucking' great, you 'suck' today..."

Never met your mother until now and i forgot her name this is dandy,

she looks like an hourglass 'figure her name is 'sandy' ?

What are you up to with your cab company you run, greedy evil agenda your gas is hurting people perusing,

So extra fuel money levied for the cars purposely offensively coming down hard on people on what A-Taxis using

(/a tax-he's using)

(/attacks-he's using!)

After I shower I realized what my life was meant for something better, I'm tired of always being on the prowl,

drying off and I'm quitting my job on laundry day... time to throw in the towel!

I laugh at those who never even try,

even though I try to avoid using pronouns I will leave you all with this seven implied meanings line:

I have your collection of rye bread, your rice, your letter 'i' writing practice sheets, your ice, your Ryse video game disc, your Rise 2014 DVD, and your paying attention to me during this matter,I'm throwing all of these things and your looking around in all directions,I made your i's scatter

(/made your ice scatter)

(/made your rice scatter)

(/made your Rise scatter)

(/made your rye's scatter)

(/made your Ryse scatter)

(/made your eyes scatter)"

Kiss Of Death! 1/27/2017

This was a fun challenge! A very good friend of mine made a beat and said to write a rap as long as the beat. I added another challenge of making this rap be one subject equivalent to the title of the rap that I came up with!

Lyrics:

"I'm gonna get writers block... when I'm dead no other explanation,

Authorities leaked my scandal, now its a fed-drool (federal) investigation!

The gap between us speaks for itself like a missing tooth,

My plan is mooch (/smooch) off of my kissing booth,

leaders are dumb as drunks on 50 proof what-more-to-say?

Crooked... figures... can't even 'make out' on your own, orchestrate! (/or-kiss-straight)

I have the kiss Of Death it's a tempting-curse,

You'll hum a different tune like lipsyncher's,

I kissed myself to see the damage that can be done all-alone,

Remember the 'kisses sickness'? (/kiss is sickness) oh that's why they say I have a monotone! (mono, tone)

Proof that I made myself sick"

Don't Even Think About It! 11/03/2016

I wrote this rap to be released on my birthday that year! I wanted to hype people up that I had a surprise present for people to give everyone on MY birthday. It worked to an extent. I was also inspired to do a lot of rapping with speed and compound syllables while taking a break from complex metaphors for once.

Lyrics:

"Don't even think about it, fuckin with me will get you injured for sure,

Malicious intentions is what I'm holding in store,

I'm impolite when I fight, and don't play fair when it's a fight I'm rooted to lose comparing its members within the board,

If I had to fight with my own friend it wouldn't be a 'civil' war!

Generally (/General Lee) speaking

Politicians are all slimy gritty dirty people that we have no choice but to follow,

You stay positive preaching you can give these dirty people the stuff to cleanse all folks,

Your products won't get them clean, no matter how much you promise your selling False hope! (/False soap!)

This is a bar fest (/barf fest) so don't vomit just pay and throw up some green,

I oppose your directions, better not Look at me sideways... Bitch if you say im going 'down' that's 'up' to me!

Duke it out, punch you so hard it has an echo, put you in a hole in the grassy meadow,

I'll tell you where you'll end up if you can't Grasp-it... grass-pit!

I could turn anything bad into a positive, pitch'n some Advice while proving I will win every fight,

So you say I'm bad at sports, get some balls to come at me me and my bat'l strike!

See i am bad at sports, but I'm also a bad sport,

I would say I don't like you as much as I could throw you but you would need a passport for that sport!

Who wants to jump out of the gate first?

I'll take a sharp turn with a dull knife as I have an insurmountable insane thirst to draw blood like a shotgun to your neck like a beer can drinking game til your pigment changes and the wounds bigger then a broken piggy bank is and I mix powder to make it a citrus tasting drink creation simulation!

You no longer have absence of abysses,

A lot you wack pieces of shit ruined hip hop I don't give a fuck if I am rude,

I'll pay the consequences for telling the truth- just put that on Adam's tab...wound (/stab wound)

99% of rappers past the year 2000 I can't wait til your in a hole (/urine a hole) like I'm explaining what an urethra is,

Sex Ed rule number 1 don't be a dick or be convinced you can write rhymes that are even preconceived as a legitimate assembled sentiment like the way I got in the rap game successfully the way I mettled with it, settle businesses or be outdated before I get old with it with different speeds and pivots bitches we even pedal different!

Outside of hip hop I've been beat up before,

Eaten up for sure,

But as a true champ I am I worked hard and bounced back to even up the score,

Yes, Adam took some falls, then Adam grows some balls, or Gruesome (/grew some) balls? gross (/grows) either way!

But you say that I'm bad? I already know my pen is evil but here's what's next,

I'm in progress of trying to make it good and study telekinesis so for now I can't make my pen Righteous yet (/write just yet)!

I think it's safe to say that when you created these rhymes your brain should've conveyed to us a vacancy sign because the horrible word choices you make don't take any pride and they sure as fuck won't hold any weight against mine!

Time to enforce my whit til your at your whit's end with force from its stem, Abhorrent important imported shortages of morticians for the whirlwind of course it is when misfortune hits the message from my most northern orifice is what to take note of from my discourse is this, don't try and ride the tide aboard my ship, hang like an ornament from going up the ladder like a tournament!"

My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me! 8/24/2016

I wrote this in 10 minutes! I was going through a horrible time in my life and I just decided to freehand write and after 10 minutes I got sick of it and quit writing.

Lyrics:

"My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me,

Everyone i invested trust to split on me,

My wallet was spent keeping up with ex lovers and friends' bummers,

My wallet wasn't as much for me as it was for others'

My wallet used to be lighter than a fighter pilot's eyelids in sky-winds,

Now my wallet is so heavy it could sink in the ocean as soon as it dives in!

100 friends to 0.1 %

They left me, didn't check for me, disrespected me,

When i needed help they took more evasive-actions than Jason-Statham's crazy-backflips,

This shit makes it hard to sleep period... like being on a red stained mattress!

I always listened, I took more directions than a 910 page atlas!

And why oh why is it that the people I hate that truly belong in prison,

don't ever get to do the longest sentence,

No amount of politicians can prove a flawless system!

I'm firing on my tracks, like this is an Ode to tanks,

Take your breath away, now you need O2 tanks!

People prayin' on my downfall can now have as much asthma,

I wish haters would just keep their mouths shut as much as monks!

I thought life was figured out,

But it isn't nothing but dirt from a ditch I'm diggin' out!

Shame on me thinking day one friends would make themselves seen in the crowd,

It's obviously turned in to a riot now,

I highly doubt I'll end up seeing what happens to me in my life a few miles down,

My ass never got kicked softly... My mind is playing tricks on me."

Rest In Peace Philando Castile (End Police Brutality) 7/09/2016

Being from Minnesota I can tell you that a lot of people were upset and affected by this father/husband that was shot on live camera footage multiple times with a child in the backseat of the car... to have that many bullets fired and to actually have that officer win in the court of law against all charges was a disgrace. I reacted with lyrics, using my creative talent to make specifically tailored material to something but skillfully talented to the point that my lyrics are better said than anyone else venting about the tragic situation. In other words, I put my talents to use for something that had meaning to people outside of just hip hop and competition.

Lyrics:

"Rest in Peace...

Police rolled up, they were sweating bullets

Their window rolled down, they were catching bullets!

While a child was in the back, it was on the front of his mind,

This poor woman recorded this chunk of the time,

That her bravery captured and uncovered the crime!

False incrimination to lacrimation is what's to come non stop,

crying a lot from dying from cops,

this song is thoroughly important, you saw her face there ain't no 'dry-spots'

I hate the way some people look at each other, when we're gone we're going to the same place to rest,

People are scared to death of race, when I'm only scared of the race to death!

The law restricts our guns but not the law's,

The librards have got this wrong,

And martial law has got us all on high alert I'd be surprised if people are not alarmed!

We got to try peace...What's peace? A 'broken' theory dammit!

(Peace-is) Piece-is... the definition of something shattered, get it 'pieces' are shattered?

Politicians should pay for these funerals,

But they're too busy getting down with a group of ho's!

My favorite rapper is 2Pac, he would be all over this and relate,

Victims of police brutality don't get a 'break',

Pac was shot with multiple bullets,

went in a wheelchair after he had to 'take 5' ...translation: he wouldn't have 'stood' for this!

Don't hold your 'brakes'"

I Fight For My Respect! 6/01/2016

This was one of the hardest times in my life BY FAR. Just had to experience 2 funerals in a row, 1 grandfather and 1 great grandfather... I got very personal in the beginning of this rap. I spoke the lyrics of this rap with raw emotions and I am very proud of myself for that. I also talked about how much I hate television and the news, which may seem irrelevant but there was a purpose to it. It is truly not there to help anyone, only distract. Don't get me wrong, distractions can be good in moderation. Anyways the point is, I was in a very depressing time that needed venting and I took advantage of my own angst and despair. The highlight of this rap for me is mentioning the personal stuff (which I rarely ever do in any lyrics I write) and at the end I did something special that I believe a lot of people can relate with. I wrote an all out attack to a bunch of anonymous internet haters/trolls/shills. I just lined them up one by one and dissed them in different ways skillfully and for different reasons. Anyone who uses the internet with content for the public can understand how scary the internet can be. Profiles on the internet aren't as they appear and will threaten you and do anything to harm you or steal information from you. So those millions of people that know what I mean can hear these lyrics and recite them loud and clear because I too hate the pieces of shit that go on the internet with no good purpose.

Lyrics:

"In the end When I look at myself I see Santa clause in the mirror,

I'm gifted and do the most deliveries when you listen with your ears,

but as time went on I saw lots of friends disappear,

just like Christmas cheers,

When it's New Years!

Even if I was Santa and I come through the chimney,

I beat all competition, I won't be the guy to get smoked up in this building!

Check out what I'm going through since few people are actually asking me what's happening,

First my Grandpa died,

and that ain't even half the rhyme,

a few months later my other Grandpa died,

I didn't even have the time to analyze,

and where were a lot of my so called friends at at the time?

Everybody and their mother has my line,

Not many call up or message me asking why,

How to push away the pain trapped inside of this strange path of mine,

2 different sides of my family dealing with tragedy,

This is for you two fellas,

I never showed you my artistic side, only the sides that I thought you two would relish,

I didn't get to be there either time it's like I put my foot down and got shoe'd to the cellar,

I miss you both at least our relationships weren't ruined forever!

You guys were great and so real to me honestly,

Even with the plastic hips, there was not a fake bone in your bodies!

Rest in peace Irvin and Francis,

You both taught me a whole lot of things I hope I don't suppress your lessons so they can work to my advantage,

But there's people that pretend they see that I'm hurt & I'm saddened,

I still rap for my true fans because unlike me they are deserving these chances,

I fuckin feel like I fell off a motorbike over enormous heights,

I get into so many fights with people I like because I don't know how to cope & grow in life!

I appreciate my blessings and try to conduct myself the right way,

I do my best to help my folks out but it doesn't always go down well like Maalox & lidocaine,

In real life I want honor respect loyalty to be my strength in all of this,

I know where my DNA comes from, but I could never be half the man that my father is!

Lots of love lost because I've got so much hostility with no possible possibility of declining,

There are people who only try to tear me down without doing the right-thing,

Which is consulting with me when I'm not insulting you unless you start it first,

A mans only as good as his word well if you heard and observe the accolades what Adam Stark has earned,

My word must be worth at least close to the highest score on this shit,

Like I said in hip hop I have achieved so many mother fuckin' accomplishments!

I've broken barriers in the English language with my arrangements this is what people are knowing me for,

I officially wrote the first sentence with 5 literal implied meanings in its final form,

I've performed some of the world's fastest rapping when I grabbed a stopwatch & pressed record,

I've freestyled so many times on camera with endurance and talent to the core!

Tried every single style and rhyme pattern never backed down from sharpening my sword,

I was also the first to rhyme full length sentences with every single syllable and so much more,

Now I'm rubbing your fuckin' faces in it like I stole your photo I.D. badge and tried to open the door!

I truly think some people hate me because I'm an alpha male figure,

The corporate mainstream media hates people like that naw they want a beta male sinner,

A feminine male with no job no responsibilities in his life,

They brag about heinous unequal treating feminist women type,

not the real women who work hard and do everything right,

They don't like a man like me who works so hard and might look ugly but trust me I'm happily earning these scars,

According to them it's not cool unless your a selfie takin' mental patient who hates kids and has a runny nose and goes to the E.R.,

The corporate media loves the weak people not the blue collar mafia as strange as it seems,

Why shouldn't we trust them well let's see what's on the top of that listing,

They celebrated Alfred Kinsey on the fucking cover of Time Magazine?

Fuck em' I only pay attention to what's right,

Be successful in life I strive to be the best on the mic,

Every single second in life

make my list and I'm checking it twice HAH

I picked up a pencil and that's what 'lead up' to the end of the line,

If you didn't catch that metaphor it ain't over, but the other mention is bright,

As in smart not dark cuz I'm not pessimistic or the unintelligent type!

It's a judgmental world if you don't fit the mold your scolded and people look at you crazy,

Stay in good health, don't let your first push up be when your pushin' up daisies!

Expect the unexpected learn from every rhyme that this author has offered,

just like Paul, he was driving yet he stilled died labeled as a 'Walker'!

What if only the highest church authorities can get in heaven despite our beliefs though?

we can reach to try to unlock heavens door all we want, but It's only so high our keys can go,

get it? So hierarchies can go?

Don't ever be a fuckin quitter no matter what happened to transpire,

To make it right you do everything under the sun like a suicidal vampire!

When people have challenged or asked things Adam Stark doesn't avoid it,

Fuck bad fathers who leave pregnant women, take their kids lives and destroy it,

Doctors can force those single women into labor, but that doesn't mean their not continuing unemployment!

My rhymes are relative to the present times, No matter when it is,

I stay current, my rhymes are more 'up to date' than a bitter divorce victim is!

I want my voice to be the most powerful like Ella Fitzgerald,

The fallacies in your arguments are 'straw man' I say go to hell with your scarecrow!

I'm going off yet I'm still completely well balanced,

When have I ever been someone who isn't beating the challenge?

I have so much experience, my status up the ladders won't be knocked off,

Hey amateurs I've been around the block a few times and so have you guys but that's because you got lost!

I could lie and make up some complete bullshit and you'll still find it dope,

Which famous Jackson family sibling was a custodian? Janet or Michael? Get it, Janitor Michael?

All jokes aside there's changes to be made it seems,

I'm far from perfect, my fears are the same as your fears,

I don't wanna switch... 'Y' 'F' around and get 'four years' ?

Get it? Cuz if I'm not scared anymore then I could change the course of my life,

In these very unfortunate times,

Think about that, from the start,

I have a vision while most people can't see past 100 yards!

Negativity gets the best of us no matter how positive your target is,

I could do ten things right for ten straight nights and then do one thing wrong to tarnish it,

Every single time I step out of my comfort zone

I just expanded the borders to another specialty that becomes my role,

For example I wrote an entire book which is an action suspenseful thriller,

Nothing but pure imagination that took me tenfold to new heights of experiences and skills earned,

Do what makes life right for you even if this insight for you means to get involved in church,

As long people remember my mantra which is safety second and impulses first!

That hating raging crazed engage in making comments for me to stop being successful,

They want me to be regretful,

But they're gonna see something special,

Lemme slow it down and bring it back to speed like a taxi speeding past the people that's been screaming for the last half the street that we're reaching past the peak of,

Now the rest of this rap is a counter-attack to the Internet punks who run their mouth about me on a keyboard,

1 by 1 I'll use punchlines til your screens broken and you're officially being warned:

Hater # 1, your on the jock of terrible MC's out there, you would be so kind to them in their company,

If you were with all of them it would be like a broken down apartment with a wobbly ceiling fan that's very crummy,

Translation: that's you, the one annoying 'fan' that's in the building blowing everybody!

Hater #2, you hide behind fake accounts it's like 30 different names you founded,

You and your supporting cast are acting a role, while I'll do that too man, with a big gun in this plot,

I'm like Orson Welles, i get mad then 'act' on your 'set' and 'direct' the 'shots'!

Hater #3, give you a fierce fist to the face fast since your always disrespecting me according to your 'report' on my words,

Then you'll really be mad, "breaking news his face was hot off the 'press', now that punch was 'fire'!"

Get it, you lyin' critic? I'll explain since you can't write like me and you lack hip hop common sense,

Hot means mad, get pressed on means hit, punch also means punchline and fire and hotness are synonymous,

Hater #4, your the drama queen on the scene,

your not loyal to your rotten team of haters your gone when I fight back and you feed off my 'ammo' when I spit out some heat, I know these things but your not often seeing,

For your crew, you wouldn't 'bite the bullet' if you were a young 'gunner' teething!

Hater #5, you say I can't be a good rapper since I don't rap about guns or some shit,

Well I'll stack up and repeatedly shoot you with the same magazines, 'Time' and 'Time' again!

Read into that if you ain't seein' the facts,

Hater #6, besides you I got another enemy in my pocket, everyone knows to keep my enemies close so here's the prospect,

My knife ain't my friend, but I concentrate and watch as it wants to give you hickeys, my foe kisses on your neck! (/Focus's on your neck)

Hater #7, you hate how my fictional violence is a form of art yet you wish death for me so if I die unexpectedly its not concerning ya,

Well the same knife I just used I'll slime with lube for easing (/freezing) it into your organs like hypothermia!

Hater #8, you say I'm ugly as sin, well miss maybe so but that's just odd, you got that pissed off?

Your so ugly that the last time you made it to third base with a man that had your panty's drop,

Are now underwear being sold as a rare collectors item in a clothing antique shop!

Hater #9 and beyond, the common fringe of the Internet with ill intent to be all bitter,

I have a beautiful girl puppy, I'll hand you a large picture,

Pull out a shotty and buckshots to permanently put you to sleep, translation: You got 'bucks' to watch her and say goodnight, your a dogsitter!

Stop fuckin' with me and play nice, I would waste my time worrying about your judgements even with stage fright,

If this battle I just had was at a park, it would be the 'sickest' thing to be alone there once before and come now in great fear,

Cuz that person would think to themselves, was there a Playground here? (/plague-round here?)"

Proliferation! 6/15/2015

This one I just simply had a bunch of random lyrics that I had been writing over time and I put them together in this rap!

Lyrics:

"I was a prisoner, now I'm free and it's ironic to be quite honest,

I'm making a generic prison-shank, that's a byproduct of a 'cell-product'

When I said prisoner I meant I cannot escape my dreams I followed from here on forward,

Not everyone gets born and raised but everyone gets born and lowered!

why not change my whole identity & live a life where people cherish us,

Instead of Adam Stark I could relax and be chill-layin' low in South America, get it? Relax & be Chilean low in South America?

I'll stay being myself despite all the vast hate & little joy,

most speak with such vulgar highfalutin language & still can't make a cogent point!

most MC's don't know what hunger is, yet success is what they're gunnin for,

I'll eat breakfast skip lunch & dinner then dessert time I'll eat one smore (/once more)

Even sober drivers are reckless crime ravers,

Driving a car without insurance is like buying a Toyota (toy yoda) without a lightsaber,

When I used to host at a restaurant, people would ask me if there was a booth in the bar, i'd say hell no but I got bars in the booth!

I've been at the bottom of the ladder, but I've had a habit to climb it,

I make the best of every opportunity, I'm like a great English student cuz im Punctual about capitalizin'!

My body of work is a landscape of astounding greatness,

Even if you put my life's achievements on paper, collect boulders & become a landscaper, still won't be in your favor Cuz Xerox (/cuz ur rocks) couldn't copy my foundation!

When I'm practicing punchlines solo (/so low), I might get jabbed in the foot,

Are you lost? Bitch learn how to Read directions (read erections) like a male anatomy book!

Some people ramble but I give discourses,

the platitude of hip hop to me is very important,

every metaphor I say is an intelligent Paragon,

If I say I'm Jammin' nonstop, is it finger fucking foreplay or a music marathon?

A whore today sucks to make millions cuz the industry is too greasy,

In the 90's they'd still be downin' the pipes like Mario and Luigi!

who wanna battle? Come get served,

He thinks he's this great Boss, it makes sense when you know what I heard,

people around him say he never fires, has no fun with his gun so he'll just Walk around with a clip-bored (/clipboard) like a supervisor!

You can go first pshh

Smoking gun evidence.... Taking the steam out of your round is as easy as (*blow sound)

Now, Notice as you lose focus when you have control of something,

Your back, how the fuck did it go? You got some bucks & some dough (/doe)? I don't know if your talking about animals or money!

I should just stop I'm so smart my words put you through Painstaking anguish!

I'm so Finnish (/finished) like the Sweden Native's language,

Let me end this on a dark note, getting twisted is where you'll wind up again,

Your such a bitch you could die as a Sim who's trying to swim,

Buy my products for sale, you'll get the most bang for your buck as if I was a pimp!

I love all my switch blades I use with ease,

when im stabbing its like a mousetrap, when my metal sprung, you get caught, & turnover looking like swiss-cheese!"

DaFilthyAnimals Tribute Rap! 11/26/2014

DaFilthyAnimals is a label music group of very talented MC's, Filmmakers, and Producers. I discovered their group which had a lot of members already and I was happy to be able to join them. We all live in different parts of the country. The head producer and manager is Maurice Da Moose and he has created many beats for my raps! He has produced a lot of songs for me and I am very grateful for his hard work and dedication. This song was meant to be a dedication to the group. I used funny punchlines, dirty funny perverted sense of humor throughout. I shouted out the group to show my love and respect. The highlight of this rap for me is the very end where I wrote a literal double meaning using my producer's rap name for a compliment! Look at it like this, anybody can show love by simply saying: "shout out to my producer he's great!" But I took it a step further by writing a rhyme that could only apply to his name literally and complimented him in a more talented way than using some general words to say thanks.

Lyrics:

"DaFilthyAnimals's, that's my crew here to let the people-know,

We supply beats raps and tapes that are so awesome, it'll make 'make believe' believable,

Easy on the ears, gross to the nose, with hard hitting punchlines we're the grimiest-bunch,

I don't make it easy for nosy people tryin' to copy my flavor... even the spiciest stuff! (/spies-see-it's-tough)

Imma confuse you for a second when I start kickin' punchlines,

Here's some secrets, imma rookie career ender sometimes,

I'll tell a bitch rapper ahead of time, I'm quick to ruin Another's-surprise! (/another's-uprise)

I put 'U' in a box like I'm horseshoe packaging!

Haters sleep on my bars, pay attention you don't even have-to-blink,

You weren't on point... my insults woke you up...that's what the distracted-think (/the-diss-track-did...think!)

In other words if you aint listening then your life aint meant for shit, your rhymes won't ever broadband,

You tried for these other groups and couldn't make one song-land?

Embarrassing, you got written off, even without an eraser on hand!

people in all walks of life come and join our bomb-unit,

Theres lots of tools in prison, formed groups get together and write raps to be heard, now have you ever seen a conduit! (/conduit(2)) (/con-do-it?); ([triple entendre' a conduit it a tool, another definition of a conduit is an organization that acts as a channel for the transmission of something, and a con is slang for a convict, 'conduit' and 'con do it' sounds the same.])

Why hate when you could join us and get it right?

Credit scores' so low you couldn't even lease a car... from Fissure Price!

You learn to love the Filthy lifestyle, beats raps tapes cyphers blogs all on the checklist,

We're so filthy you'd rather eat a 'blue waffle' breakfast!

Don't love us then hate later, don't do what your foolish pride-says,

Don't switch from homie to hater, then if you'd stop bein' with my-friends,

I'd hate the animal you'd become... a lion (lyin') faggot lookin for guidance (/guy dens) ...get it, GUY DENS!

For the new fans this is something about my bars I should mention-too,

Punches SO GOOD, I fought the wall and I didn't-lose!

I'm bout to spit an oxymoron for those hatin',

How dare you tell the greatest inventers that we won't make it!

I'd never cry in a fight I'm focused and blank when my fists throw-and-weave,

If I played Street Fighter with alternate costumes that's the only way you could say I Fought Emo-Chun-Li! (/emotionally)

Bad girls please leave your pimps to rap with us and get jottin',

she should say no to the dick, so in other words the head is noddin' ([the head (of the dick) is not-in])

DaFilthyAnimals is scoring birdies and eagles no bogeys in sight, as far as competition we're killing-all,

Your so terrible I'd bet ya couldn't get on par playing midget minigolf!

Without DaFilthyAnimals's beats I might've had no-future,

Next I'm talking about someone who be droppin' hot shit, a pro-deucer (/producer)

Shoutout to a divine human being, a god amongst men my producer Maurice the Moose,

He furthers our rap careers with so many beats to choose,

His music is so powerful and loud when it's released miles away in the booth,

That you'll think theres a crowd of loud cows, all you'll hear is the moo's! (/the moose)

Join DaFilthyAnimals or hate all your life!"

Final Seconds! 8/22/2014

This rap was an experiment for me! I wanted to write this in a way that came off unorthodox, sloppy, lazy, ect. I wanted the reaction from people listening to this to be like: "This is great but seriously who writes likes this?!" So I wrote it in the craziest way possible where it's almost against logic to think about writing anything the way I did it. It's almost uncomfortable to rap these lyrics because it isn't normal!

Lyrics:

"Chorus: I don't got time to wait, I need to make this shot count..

it's the Final seconds

I get ticked talking (/tic-toc) around the clock, I need to make this shot count.. It's the Final seconds

If I don't make it now before you know it I'll blow it, I need to make this shot count.. It's the final seconds

I'll be a senior citizen or an antique stopwatch, that's an old timer! (/old person/stopwatch) it's the Final seconds!

invest in a great planet despite its hardship for humans, avoid the outside or you'll drop,

The Ewoks' say it's out of this world... people... Endor's (/endures) (/indoor's) (/endorse) the spot! (Quadruple entendre', Endor is a planet from Star Wars occupied by Ewoks whom killed humans in battle, 'the spot' is a phrase that means that place is cool; indoors is safer because the outdoor areas is where the battles took place with the most deaths; I said to invest in the planet in other words: 'Endorse' the spot; since it's hard for humans to survive here they would have to endure it; 'Endor's' 'Endures' 'Indoors' & 'Endorse' all sound the same if pronounced a certain way making this a 4-meaning metaphor in one line.)

I just referenced Star Wars creating 4 metaphors-in-one-line,

you wanna 'Burn' down these 'cold' rappers, but you wouldn't think 'fire-works' (/fireworks) on the 4th-of-July!

chasing me but you ain't built to drive me nuts ya would-tire (/wood tire)

you see what the top names are doing, they're who you wanna be, that makes you Aspire (/a spyer)!

DaFilthyAnimals going to concert at Hawaii til our times'-exempt,

I'll sit farthest back of the plane where you'll see the islands/isle-ends.

you want the ho's? I'll teach you since you ain't gettin'-it, (getting ho's and understanding)

get money then label your body parts to let her know where the interest-is,

pointed at my arm and said "So she'll tax it", point at my pants and said: "Social-security-it" (/so-she'll-suck-here-idiot)

potheads want to kill me I don't wanna get smoked, time to outsmart em' & take control-of-this,

Tell the potheads I have paper... And they all 'roll'-with-it, ('roll with it' means to go along with it, and potheads roll marihuana with paper)

I'm surprised they heard how far my aim was, can't jump-my-fence,

only one got your ear after all the guns-i-lent (/after-all, the gun's silent)

I'm not like you, being abnormal is what I'm great-for,

I can fall asleep having fun on a wake-board,

take your shot before I repeat-the-number,

I'm considered Toxic but I'll talk sick & quietly-recover,

rock climbing down the longest precipice,

Money stacks too small but you don't listen, that's not what you call 'deficit'? (/deaf,-is-it?)

(Chorus)

I don't build the suspense to hear bars when I'm rhyming-mean,

I give punches right out of the gate like the Scarface riot-scene!

Got my hands dirty as a youtube rapper superb superhero with tons of fight left-in-me,

soccer is similar to women you cut corners and kick it to score, wanna bet-me?

I would rap (/wrap) around the net (internet, goalie net), but I've touched on that already,

tried to size me up, too bad I attack better,

My kitchen must be big you can't believe my counter measures! (/countermeasures)

I know I'll find my way it must suck seeing succeeding with no tears-at-stake,

You wanna see yourself shine? bring a flashlight in a mirror-maze!

Your angry side rises showing through-the-eyes,

Keep that bitch locked down or you'll see the continual (/cunt-in-you'll) rise!

you used to hate my songs, better get your doctor's pardon,

he'll say your sick of me growing on you, now the fungus (/fun-gets) started!

big small whatever I treat every fight like it's my last round,

It's like a pooping contest, cuz every piece of shit counts!

I don't take it easy dickhead every foe is fuckin'-done,

you must of failed SexEd if you don't know where I'm coming-from!

(Chorus)"

Ear Regular Rap! 5/16/2014

This rap took me a very long time to complete! I had worked very hard! Rigorously! There was a lot of heavy punchlines and entendres in this joint. It starts with a quintuple literal meaning rhyme! It was originally a quadruple literal meaning rhyme from my song "I'm A Winner!" But I found another meaning to add on to make it even more talented! However as crazy as this sounds, that is not my personal highlight of this joint... I wrote the world's first interchangeable double literal meaning rhyme! Where you have 2 different options for words to use (exact some pronunciations) at 2 different parts of the line, and it will still remain a double literal meaning! It does have a long setup, but it delivers with a strong bravado!

Lyrics:

"I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff with my GS cars to roam with the best-men,

I can show you the Legends (/ledge-ends) (/icons on maps) (/famous people) (/cliffs) (/story) (/GS Legend vehicle)

you got hurt yet you hate seeing violence-though,

once the spotlight is on your dumbass turn the other cheek and look away, you don't get it I-suppose (/eyes-oppose)

The top dogs off the chain! Or should I say he's unleashed,

My fam dreams of moving off this level, you could witness us-leep (/asleep)

I gotta diss the referees, they don't wish to see-me-win,

Attention ignorant critics, your all juiced up, mixed with enjoying being salty, you All-of (/all-love) (/olive) martini's ingredients!

I'm laughing so hard it's killin'-me,

you think your favorite artist says what he really means and rolls with a killer-team?

not in reality but see him change in Front of the camera like a filter-screen!

Rappers almost always lie in interviews it's so-atrocious,

ya lost me.. first you say you've battled tons but come to find there's no-opponents?

then I hear there's firearm possession yet you don't-condone-it?

Damn you couldn't keep your story straight if you were homophobic!

I coach the game but I'm still fast to take shots at these pricks,

even my best player can get hit if he don't watch his mouth, watch Adam bench-a-king quick (/been-chucking-quick)

Women don't need their products or machines for beauty, build on your own, I make-compliant-sense,

Learn from my words or go back downstairs thats where ya makeup-lyin'-since (/make-appliances)

gimme every diss you got I still wouldn't bend!

I'm 'skilled' do I need to spell it out for you? you'll get 'killed' in the end!

lyrically kill ya self your career will rest any day,

it's obvious when you surrendered your life that was a 'dead giveaway'

turn your passion to ashes, it's no secret, I don't just be looking like a fighter,

I'll find the way to end your career and fire you beyond treatment, I'm just looking for the Right-turn (/right-urn)

I can prove you stink as a mixtape recorder... because your mixtapes (/wreak odor!) (/reek odor)

Ignorant fans act like bad lines are good, when will they hurl-more-truth-again,

I mean they'll Gas a line up (/lineup) like it's world war 2 again! (execution squad / hyping up a bad rhyme)

some rappers have big imaginations with Avid-prospect,

Some think they can reenact the Manhattan Project on their Manhattan Project!

I always win but haters conspire to make my abundance drop,

but soon become unwilling even with their fake fortune, they notice their reluctance (real-luck-tends) to stop!

those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain,

let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave,

stop saying you'll survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs...not to make you more-enraged,

but I have to ask this before-we-play,

how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades)

I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,

I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings,

to sing is slang for a snitch, with the wire ringing,

You have 'high points' and 'low' ones, you don't 'sound' like a snitch but I heard you In-choir (/inquire) singing!

with that reputation is it worth the business?

playing with fire causes people to start burning bridges..

I'm smart I belong with the top scholars, besides raise views what could ya do for me?

If I failed to hang, that would be a breaking news (/noose) story...

Fuck average gun rappers with those poor weak slogans,

How are you killing me when you say your "Poppin a clip?", to me: "pop in a clip" sounds like your reloading...

there's alotta snake bitches that infiltrate our force-fields,

your a snake i put under the water now sharks have warm-meals,

I'll record a short film about it when the funds-will-land,

for the other snakes it's educational, people won't understand, not kidding it's made forreals (/for-eels) (/4-reels)"

The 'Key' To Hustling!

This whole rap is one visual punchline, you actually have to watch the video of me performing this rap because I pull out a key hidden in my knuckles at the perfect timing to make my point.

Lyrics:

"Stark was in a fight with a giant guy, his Knees bucklin' mean punches sent,

Yet Adam kept momentum fists would keep pummeling,

all the sudden the big guys bleeding, it looked like teeth scuffed his chin,

he's bigger than Adam tho, how could he fuck with him?

Let me show y'all what's between my knuckles then... I just showed y'all the 'key' to hustlin'

(I actually pull out a hidden key out of my knuckles when I say the final line)"

My Shot! 3/16/2014

I was inspired by another very talented MC Jay Pacifica AKA Derrick Vice, he sent me a beat with a chorus on it that sang about us finally getting "our shot" to mainstream success. I loved it and I was on a time crunch. I wrote these lyrics in about a week and I Rap really fast throughout this because the beat intended for it was fast paced. Unfortunately, the song never happened but I'm glad that I was inspired because I love what I did here! The highlight for me is just my creative insults towards general haters in this rap. Wanna hear something interesting? Jay/Derrick told me his favorite line was me saying "You don't have to switch to vibrate to 'feel' what I'm saying in this message!"

Lyrics:

"MY SHOT! I'm gonna keep pushing til I pull through, full-throttle,

Me and my gun are in a bad relationship, I have control-problems!

I used to think about life like what the heck is the point of it?

I have a compass in my right hand and a magnet in my left, I don't know what direction I'm going in!

your favorite rapper treats girls like-objects,

a pimp for broke women, but can't win a dumb fight with-knowledge,

oh I get it he's a 'homeless home wrecker', that's why they say he 'kickboxes'

im a product of rap just multiply my full-supply im always hard at work its tiring,

Add-my-earnings that would equal peoples' admiring!

From awake to awoke from rest less to restless,

you don't need to switch to vibrate to feel what I'm saying in this message.

My hustle game top score with stats like this,

once you proceed to bleeding start changing-colors like the Wayon's-Brothers when you act like a bitch!

your weapons were left outside, while mine weren't (/were-in)

um whether I'm assisting God or swearing to him, the masses I can Assure (/usher) them!

futures get pushed back as time passes these-days,

once your cards are dealt follow suit cuz you can't change the deal-ace (//delays)

im the closest thing to being the perfect human being,

My only dysfunction (/diss-function) is verbally hurting feelings.

The new art of war I made for real men needing tests,

witness my intelligent combat techniques against foes; you copy?.. then you'll get to sieging,-yes (/see-genius)

defeat for you is imminent, at phase one you'll face one,

even your hometown rejects you, and that's where you stay-shunned (/stationed)

whether you wanna witness me suffering, or toast to celebrate my campaign,

after all your broke ass's threats remember one thing, you'll never bring the Champagne! (/champ-pain)"

Too Many Bars! 12/31/2013

I wrote this right before the new year at the time. I just simply wanted to try and write some lyrics that I thought would stick out at the time. I also pronounced the word esque as it is spelt instead of how it is pronounced to take people by surprise. My personal highlight is the 'backyard baseball' line and the double literal meaning 'hold up laws / hold applause' line!

Lyrics:

"you said I would lose a battle? Your view is not in favor, pussy your vision is sad-to-see,

bitch you lost your marbles, man-call-a player, (/Mancala player) for tips on winning strategies!

I contain a heightened Clairvoyant sense of awareness on the throne,

If my worst words were THC even the mayor'll-wanna-smoke the marijuana-smoke,

I can't afford to go under 100% while you could spare-a-round-of-jokes,

2 kicks, 2 jabs, 4-bones-ruptured,

blood dripping your hands keeping your-nose-covered,

then I peak around the corner... see you in the elevator, repeatedly pressing the door-close-button!

takeover your drop shipment with the element of surprise as I sat Calm cool & collect,

wait for my team to roll in then I call-em' on cue & collect!

as far as my team you couldn't achieve or Reach-our-genius credit,

the rap council should start Recharging-us credit,

1 shot 2 kills, hence-that-sure-would-seem i have 200%-accuracy,

I'll make it even even though it won't look the same, Symmetrical,

Lay down my foundation, let the cement-trickle,

With all the wack rappers these days, the universe is at a loss, but I'm undefeated, even with A.D.D. you couldn't add a loss or say Adam's lost,

Greatness is what an Adam Stark Bar-esque,

your rhymes are trash! They should be on the show Bar-Rescue,

I'll assume your soft ass prefers a music choice soft with acoustic-grooves,

if you ain't lookin for trouble then don't speak my lingo or else it's a problem you fluent-too (/flew-in-to)!

No justice it's rubbish if something's wrong you just-nod,

why Clap for a corrupt cop if he tries to hold up-laws (/applause),

you want to be a rapper? I won't let you graduate I'll rearrange the main stage with no floors,

you at college for rap fame I'll sabotage your craft with phenomenal-force,

& I'll erase your name so You'll get no credits for your major like an optional-course!

I spit expensive heat, like an active kitchen with no one home,

in a rap battle I get personal,

bars remind you of backyard baseball, 'hits' close to home!

I'll throw a Fiesta mate,

what's the Fee? estimate,

how many bars per minute? 60 minimum, I'm funny but not running from anyone!

if you say I'm a clown, then I kill like john Wayne Gacy,

I'm cold as ice I think Lebron James hates me,

with these skills I rank you couldn't match-my-wits-willingly,

You can't touch my level I'm a Hazardous-intangibility!

My next bar isn't offensive, it's perspective:

You suck cock for tickets, The game urgent?

No I mean you suck cock for tickets, The gay Merchant?

I'm enforcing some regulations for rap battles & rap duels,

be flawless or I'll separate your words & reverse them if you slip-up in my Pupils! (slip up backwards is pupils)

blaming others for your failures, like You got stabbed in the back, that's preposterous but you pretend like your story should-sell,

I'm tired of that (/Acupuncture Therapy) Act-you-punk-sure, therapy could-help,

when it comes to hip hop, you give off this sound of a lost-villager's-slang,

If I told you to write down & recite loud something dope you couldn't break out the bars with John-Dillinger's-gang!"

I'm A Winner! 10/06/2013

I wrote this to be viewed as an underdog who becomes the ultimate winner and still has to rap to prove that I will remain at the top! Highlights for me are spelling B I N G O twice at the end with word association techniques; and my amazing double meaning setup and double meaning rhyme connected with it- the "life support/ cut you off" to "dead rookie/ six feet underdog" rhyme.

Lyrics:

"I'm a winner cuz of the life I chose I could've been minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cell mate, all i'd lift is a small dumbbell, that's "Heavy time with a light wait," (lightweight/) (/light weight)

but I get away with murdering beats i didn't fight fate,

I pulverize all competition no matter the challenger,

On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't bare-it (/Barrett) cuz 50 is my caliber,

I go long distance a futile few'll fuel my mighty writing pen,

watch a Titan come tighten the tight-ends,

both sides of society I can convert to my-friends,

I'm colorblind yet I paint a perfect picture for hip hop despite my haters recanting,

Take i out this painting you'll start panting,

my words come-to-me like a summoning somebody must agree in my absence rap just ain't complete?

I'm a winner cuz I make rap atheists change-beliefs,

my knives slice precisely like cold cuts through the coat of your cult's culprit cunt!

what's technology without tech knowledge equal?

an incomplete project of the genome,

don't judge a book by its cover, or by the price of it,

if you judge me by my clothes, I ain't jack shit,

in other words my clothes were paid for cuz I ain't jack shit,

when you heard the first part I just said you thought I dissed myself,

I proved your judgmental next time listen-well,

you didn't even realize I just experimented with your thought process,

allow to demonstrate again without using a hard context,

I can write a dope paragraph with every punchline reversed,

here's the story NOTE viewer discretion you have been-warned:

I seen men-die for a diamond, it was a cool-heist in high-school, told my punk tutor I never seen a-more-soft sophomore, I had to torment a mentor!

rapping in reverse tires me dog please stop it or I'll make a pitstop

onto the next lesson which is knowing when to react,

keep my friends close & my enemies closer, since they fed me static it's only right that I feed-back,

if your in an ambulance on life support I'd risk getting pulled over just to cut-you-off,

Your dead rookie we'll call you the 6 feet underdog,

I went from rock bottom to on the rocks bottoms-up,

life changes I've tangled when I got-it-rough,

I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff to roam with the best-men,

I can show you the Legends (/ledge-ends) (/icons on maps, famous people, cliffs, story, quadruple entendre')

each thought travels through the pen-stem,

with all the hate I used to get, I prevented a pre-teen-suicide,

other so called good rappers pretend they can't see-me-through-the-blinds,

I can prove your not even close to my level, between you & I, there's ten letters between U & I (you & i).

my fast pace pays to see-me-moving-dimes,

as far as your speed bitch your crawl's-pace-is-slower,

as far as intelligence not even your crawlspace-is-lower!!

as I climbed to the top spot people wonder how did I appear up-here?

I ain't repeating myself I just knew my fate & accepted it,

Your apprentices' appendages end up-in-ditches when a-pen-dishes up-relentless-ness!

the only thing rappers pack with us-is-tents, no assistance the hate between us-is-tense

don't think I won't play-my-luck,

a starving cannibal would hate-my-guts,

to all my loyal fans & fam i require your attention-now,

I don't care if your sober or if you drank ten-sips-now I have a speech on why I should accept-the-crown,

I love all of you haters won't even get a slightly indented-frown,

this is exactly how a winner's voice should be expected-to-sound,

my life defies gravity I went nowhere but up yet I kept-my-ground,

I just want all you to know who respects-me-now,

I could pilot a jet with no fuel through an electric-cloud & better bet I still wouldn't let-ya-down!

front on a G with etiquette, sounds like you better get-a-kit, first-aid ([G + etiquette = sounds like get a kit]),

Im the best-with-this, always wanted to be number 1, i shoulda never-left, first-grade,

my skills high as Mt Everest, front on that to see an L i got the cleverest, wordplay! ([C & L cl+ Everest = cleverest, an L is slang for a loss])

listen close B4 Stark punches your I25 times N40 kicks to the gut he's considered a G50 states would agree he'll O75 percent of skill to his own style he flows,

Did you listen closely to the last scheme folks, I proved I'm a winner at the king's-throne,

listen close I said B4 I25 N40 G50 O75 that's BINGO! ([N sounds like end, N also sounds like and; most bingo games play #'s 1-75])

I can do it all over again in reverse, Stark will O61 sticks of dynamite for bombs dropped in each-verse, he'll bet a G47 assault rifles couldn't N40 percent of haters misconceptions on each-end, but focusing gave my I20 20 vision to know that your B10!"

After The Apocaplyse! 7/24/2013

I was given a beat by my amazing producer friend named Maurice Da Moose. He told me to write a rap to this beat. I was inspired to create a story. Fuck that, I was compelled! I wanted to take a break from all punchlines metaphors and entendres for once! I wrote an entire story beginning to end while rapping at a fast pace. The highlight of this rap: I seriously wrote the action sequences of this story so detailed that you can visualize the whole 360 degree view of the choreography! Not only that, but I mentioned many types of different medieval weapons. I did not repeat any action words or verbs! How boring would a story be if it was worded like this: "I punched him... I shoved him... he punched me... he shoved me..." So listen carefully... I wrote this so carefully as to which there aren't any action words repeated! Perfection!

Lyrics:

"Before the world crumbled they built me an olympic-temple,

but this isn't what you think it is i didn't get-it simple,

before the earth started corroding i wrote rhymes scripted within twisted cryptic riddles,

thought I was gonna marry the rap game for all of the splendid-pay,

but after the apocalypse I decided to disengage (/dis engage),

even the wealthiest upper class celebrities become refugees,

no more cops laws armies or fire fighters to come & rescue-me,

nobody knows how the tragedy actually happened & the truth becomes-stretched,

not many survived BITCH its the opposite of alright cuz there's none-left!

no airports left yet my closest friends made a departure when bullets take flight you don't want me as a rival (arrival),

I begin to sink in new rhymes on parchment paper to start the hip hop bible,

teachings of the former legends that paved the way-for-us,

but to translate it into universal writing it would've taken-days-because,

the lack of resources means that recipes for survival are needed before the remaining-papers-rust,

Society wants me to tell them what happened, they no not about earths continents,

how is it that I remember it all & they lack their common-sense?

everyone's panicking & attacking others without a purpose,

how can I teach these people that the only threat we have is each other with out causing an appalling disturbance?

so i made raps about peace & unity & put myself as the sole-proprietor,

severe weather conditions put all of us on high-alert,

if there's one thing about humans it's that when we are at our weakest we can only become mightier!

no longer in existence is there any electricity gasoline or any automatic firearms-left,

mostly medieval clothing gear weapons & horses people try-&-harness,

people whose profession is to find boots have a fighter's-edge & are considered veterans,

they'd find your possessions & they put their timberlands on your tender-limbs,

i mastered every fighting technique so my #1 spot you wont knock-it-from-me,

trying to commence a battle for a victory you will not-get-from-me!

every anarchist heathen defeated after I don't leave em' breathin' I retrieve the weapon & sheathe-it,

single handedly protect every village I scarcely witness being very-threatened,

so its either hide from the murderous thieves wherever & cherish-my-lesson,

or accept my training join my legion when prepared you carry-a-weapon,

but its hard not to think of a place where to bury-your-friends-in,

when the lack of medical science despaired means we cant spare a pair-of-paramedics!

I can only heal minor cuts & bruises on the injured innocent people,

but most outlaws that come about-cause contusions to the survivors in the depot,

all gathered at once to takeover the new world & make mayhem for everyone!

their whole evil allegiance is here to murder me cuz I'm their only threat that ever-won,

the army of non-believers rushed me from the backside & thrusted his dagger but i caught it between my hands,

twisted this timid instrument out & into a different target seen in my path,

everyone rushes to kill me I'm outnumbered by the most dangerous odds,

spotted an arrow rippling through the air-slow so i tumbled away-there-unstopped,

hurdled a small boulder over to the horse's chauffeur broke his shoulder now I'm closer to the one-spot,

the dark shadows of the trees was my plan of out maneuvering the vast amount of well rounded bounty-hunters,

I threw-a-fake-jab & knew-he'd-take-that from my cruelly-laid-trap so i pounded-him-dourly-upword,

i shoved many enemies & made great plays to try to gain space but around-me-clustered,

knives thrown at me so i twisted my body to avoid impalement of my armor's chest-plate,

next guy charged a spear at me last second dodge i acquired it to put him in check-mate,

by kicking him down while holding the wooden-end & then-stayed,

strong while he let go but it wouldn't-end without my next-play,

both of our steel blades made sparks fly I couldn't cut his glove's grip from the Velcro,

so a rapid knee followed up with a knockout comin' from my elbow,

next was a brute with a heavy ax using all his strength to make it-drop,

somersaulted forward & held the ax from the bottom during mid-flop,

the center of gravity allowed me to gradually subdue the knight's swift-chop,

my flurry bashed his shield away from a higher angle quickly then lateraled it towards the fighter hiding in the shadows,

trying to throw moves as rapidly & correctly without getting over fatigued surviving from the battles,

face one while I threw a punch in the direction towards my back to corner attack the bigger threat who wasn't ready to absorb a quick-jab,

stepped on his jaw while the momentum allowed me the big-chance,

it's a mind game & although I've demolished many of the attackers I know I'm outnumbered,

I'm feeling weak & soon-I'll-die I'm doomed-if-I get over-encumbered,

so I led the army of betrayers to the bridge on the valley,

Knowing that my fighting chances are better when I'm cornered one sided in the middle of an alley,

The bridge is a dead end with me on the side fending for the freedom of Earth's good-members,

knowing that I may not win I had contemplated what route of fighting would look-better,

The only way to save the good people who are defenseless without me on this planet,

was to wait for all the killers to try & surround me thinking ill be slain from-their-damage,

then they all got close-enough so I chucked my last hammer & it broke up-the-latches,

so the whole bridge with me & the evil people on it collapses,

I took my own life along with the betrayers to keep the good hearted survivors-safe,

remember what I did for the new world & to help you all make it to a higher-place,

by becoming the one smart enough to avoid extinction of thee entire-race!"

Cypher Verse For Jay Pacifica! 7/09/2013

I was offered a slot in a cypher! Unfortunately it never ended up happening but I love my lyrics here none the less. I wrote these lyrics to be easy to understand but to still be skillfully done to the point that people listening would be impressed. The highlight for me by far is the last line: "in a cent / innocent like Abe Lincoln!"

Lyrics:

"I'm manic I can make any man I see (/man-i-c) disappear,

your afraid of the dark so when i knock your lights out my fist interferes with your inner-fears!

I'm richer than a banker with unparalleled-credit,

i cant be broke, put i in debt it spells-debit!

taxes after me with terrifying tariffs-flying, i spot the county Sherif-hiding, so only share-if-hiding,

my method of exercising, is cyphering while driving with Jay shotgun writing some expert-rhyming til i get carpel-tunnel, in the car-pool-tunnel!

stealing from every bank with no-halt,

when i begin robbin' hoods (/Robin Hood) i "jump" for the opportunity to pull-vaults (pole vault)!

forgive my rhythmic grimy-cadence, with this Productive product-I've created,

biters need to take heed & dont step-in-my-grind,

when you steal my lyrics yall should Recognize you wreck-a-nice rhyme,

never touch my pen & pad you would waste-imagery,

I could be a starving artist in the Hunger Games & taste victory!

Im always raising the bar,

not raisin' Barrs like the Roseanne show

not raisin bars like Quaker-Oats,

I'm raising the bar because what you say-is-dope I raise-the-quota,

My first name is Adam, i will take my apple back so your throats-gone,

its not a thrift store when the last thing you see is a boat-pond (/pawned)!

in other words you drowned-dead, but drown-it out & listen-up to Jay Pacifica's cypher-jam!

Last name is Stark because of the tickets i earn man (/Iron Man),

I'm the strongest in my opinion but to each-his-own,

Spent 7 days in solitary confinement to prove I'm not weak-alone, cuz I survived a week-alone,

just because I'm a psychic that likes to remotely show off doesn't mean I'll tell-a-vision (/television),

Im psychic cuz I'll leave your brains' red (/read) in fights i excel-at-winnin'!

there's a bounty on my head, one day we'll all be sittin'-in-dirt,

someone tell Dog his bones will "break up" when I kick that bitch to the curb!

when they show the public the suspects for the 328-victims,

just pretend this face is in-a-cent (/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln!"

4, 3, 2, 1 Freeverse AKA Short Punches! 6/04/2013

I love the beat to the song 4, 3, 2, 1 and I've heard many rappers perform over this beat, I took an approach myself! The highlight for me is the very last line: "Think you won't drown? Put 'I' against 'most' you get 'm o i s t' which is true if the directions I give are taken literally.

Lyrics:

"If you still don't believe-in-me-y'all,

Then your an atheist bleeding beneath the sea-&-I'm-jaws,

which makes me the deadliest, catch it? even an amputee bro can (/broken) give me-some-applause,

I got 2 lines, that symbolizes youll proceed-to-the-pause,

press play your about to meet-with-the-gods,

im warning warriors you should call-home,

although, finding a dope rhyme of yours is also bout as likely as finding a hatless Waldo in a crowd of all bald-folks,

people say I'm diabolical? Nah, try-methodical,

I'll make you all see that I AM thee optimal-beast,

even if your eyes' are covered by an optical-leach,

i have metaphors that are American-ninja-warrior-obstacle-deep!

once you see what this boy'll (/boil) do his haters become a product-of-heat,

for anyone who doubts my enemies will drowned after using my pen paper & voice,

just think about it, when you put 'i' against 'most' it spells moist!"

Legendary Last Words! 5/28/2013

For the first part of this rap I cleverly crafted, I made every single word/syllable rhyme PERFECTLY ALIKE to showcase a brand new style of rhyming entire long sentences together, then I go on to kill the rest of my verse with bars & metaphors I also cleverly crafted.

Lyrics:

"These-are-my-very-last-quotes,

see-arms-primarily-grab-throats,

street-smart-I-carry-rap's-throne,

feel-scarred-signs-wearing-sad-tones,

preach-hard-time-burries-bad-folks!

offer-ME-pounds-resume-top-til-done,

outta-SEEK-crowds-new-spots-for-income,

properLY-found-through-god's-kingdom,

propheCY-bout-to-stomp-this-punk,

knock-your-tEEth-out-to-drop-wisdom!

escape-the-clutches-you'll-get-surrounded,

been-scraped-from-combusted-fluid-ounces,

then-placed-up-amongst-ruthless-poundings,

blue-ribbon-achieved-from-our-big-galaxy,

crews-snitchin'-become-cowardice-fallacies,

geometrical-progression-of-deadly-mass,

theoretical-profession-does-adeptly-last,

tEach-fOlks-whEn-simple-flOw-lessons-brung-plenty-cash,

painfully-suffer-schitzoid-embolisms,

strain-slowly-convert-split-poised-Centralism,

prayin'-only-unheard-sins-coin-existentialism,

insufficient-funds-make-quittin'-invalid,

this-religion-runs-great-mission-balance,

list-of-vicious-thugs-ain't-winnin'-matches,

it's-what-gets-us-grub-they-spittin'-rap-shit,

firing-power-towards-unwanted-dictatorship,

dire-encounter-bores-what-constant-brick-breakers-get,

irony-cowards-store-the-haunted-shit-they-learn-with,

etched-hole-left-in-his-tint-black-heart-he-wasted,

special-definition-that-stark-created,

destruction,

is-functioned,

conjunction,

in-grudges,

when-punches,

get-up-in,

his-stomach,

6-nudges,

then-brung-him,

split-crutches!

i wrote verses to kill verses to save lives i'll leave my foes froze-in-their-tracks,

like a blizzard warning on an Alaskan bass-fisherman's weather rotary-map,

Metaphorically & physically, im gonna destroy your heart-complex with one-bar-now,

locate your ribs and jab a sharp-object the fourth lumbar-down,

for those that don't know that's the chamber-to-the-heart,

For those that don't know I've been a danger-from-the-start,

directly related to this art,

nobody knows no wordplay like Stark, when I write I wreak-benefits from re-editin' pre-predicates for my rhymes to have a supreme symmetrical electric-fit,

if your weak, this rap game will get you fucked so if your ASS-is-tENse, & you need ASS-istANce, then you shoulda stayed ABstinent!

I wrote a reservoir supply of metaphors to try,

they brought the caution-sign-in when I caught-him-signin',

i will fuck up your mainframe like control alt delete if you don't know-my-type,

I will even leave-you left-stranded & beat-you left-handed like I don't know-my-rights!

secretly contaminate all the food then let you choose to order ordeaurves or-dirt,

I'm as intelligent as a member of an Ivy League,

stalk my opponent while he suffers from H.I.V.,

then I poisoned-his-I.V. with Poisonous-Ivy!

i hope everyone can respect my prominent-lecture,

and tell every whack rapper to go back to being audience-members!

And to all those who STILL disrespected-me,

FUCK YOU! fuck everything-about-you!

fuck everything you ever-think you ever will amount to!

Willin' to prove my lyrics are-fire like sparks from startup car-tires when I-get-to-rappin',

my phlegm comes flammable like a wicker-basket,

so when i spit i can set you on fire quicker than a scissors when it's rippin'-plastic!

if you heard me say you qualified,

i probably meant to say a koala-flied!

I prevail in the long run like women's suffrage,

gettin dissed by Adam Stark doesn't have insurance coverage!

"if your weak, this rap game will get you fucked so if your ASS-is-tENse, & you need ASS-istANce, then you shoulda stayed ABstinent!" my metaphor using these 3 words that sound the same & have the same amount of letters

"secretly contaminate all the food then let you choose to order ordeaurves or-dirt" 3 words that rhyme perfectly, and can make sense grammar wise to use in a row, plus its a deadly punchline, cuz if he doesnt know the food is contaminated then he wont choose to eat the dirt and he wont think hes in danger but will still die by surprise!"

Mindset Of A Dirty Rapper! 3/01/2013

I wrote this to try and experiment with compound syllable rhyming and something new. I created punchlines by connecting words where the first few letters are the same!

Lyrics:

"Haters better agree to my terms-&-conditions,

don't talk shit or I'll be on a murderous-mission,

I'll diss em to their face while in most instances disses prefer-to-be-distant,

haters get evictions their mouths close im as mean-as-can-be,

i can make even the richest critics zip-it so seamlessly,

you better change-routes to your safe-house before i take-out my TNT,

im so sneaky when im creepiiing up in it secretly,

that even the top ten percent of the most attentive tenants tend to get dented when meeting-me,

it makes sense that im cynical since the central senate sent-in a spy to D.-I.-E.,

other rappers obnoxiously awkwardly copy-me but i end my competition call me the worst-of-the-bunch,

you outta-be cautiously walking when talking-of-me or stark will start stomping you when ur down you'll get served dirt-for-ya-lunch,

one of the many plenty perks of working-with-guns,

but it's also false-hope cuz your cursed-when-you-lust,

when me & hip hop met i was perfect to perfECT-this-friendship,

the only dopeness opponents have is what I inject-in-their-breakfast,

I'll send you to the holy lands thats the Methodist-method,

my rhymes will make you overdose unless this lesson lessens-the-meth-binge,

y'all should know by now im the strongest contestant-to-contest-with,

homie your fucked like the concept-of-conception!"

Funny Ass Rap Volume 2! 2/05/2013

Pure comedy, dark twisted humor! But also I wrote perhaps thee most compound rhyming structures ever attempted! No dry spots!

Lyrics:

"This is only meant to be funny:

it's a concerning journey me & hip hop merged-worlds-wit,

i defer to disperse the words firm n donated my sperm to ya current-girlfriend,

The girl you thought was hot-&-sexy,

now on to the topic that draws-up-envy,

her slot wasnt often-empty,

not knowin' she was blowin' my cock for a promise of a Mazda-Bentley,

but I only gave her a toy car bitch where you think these odd impossible obstacles-get-me?

she must've thought it was awful-tempting,

im omnipresent to these wanna be model-peasants,

after destroying an annoying crack-house i blacked-out then got-arrested,

one pound 7 ounces of tar in my large clogged-intestine,

trust-me nobody could've taught this top Dog-a-lesson,

the problem in my awkward trial that went wrong in the long-session,

i DID tell the judge the truth... i just forgot-to-stretch-it,

so the storm of cops swarmed & got-me-arrested,

but i happen to have an elaborate-alibi,

i said that coulda been any rap-hasben jack-rabbit with a bad-habit-to-vandalize,

caught off guard on tape i raged to say it was an arrogant-trial,

then prepared i tried for American-idol,

apparently my fame is way more apparent-then-i-knew,

They shouted "hey stop right there square-in-the-isle,"

i timidly stared there-in-denial,

as i saw randy jackson giving Nikki-minaj a titty-massage,

Nikki quickly hit-me & said piss-off!

hey Nikki if you wanna diss-me win a Grammy-first,

& if you ever do win-it give-it back to make us happiER,

I'd have-ta mark that day on my lavender Calendar,

this type of info im not gonna release to the public,

that would only teach-you feeble people what a grudge-is,

i will punch-fists & nudge-kicks to punk-kids who judge-this rubbishness,

tunnel vision up in an industrial tundra prison

where i dare declare some of the dumbest-live,

showed up to drug deal with a strange gray bag of baking soda,

to his dismay they tasted the display of the fake-coke-stuff,

agged the 8 men to drag his face on painted pavement til he made the arranged payment but ay too late his brain's-broken-up!

the punk must be surely-dead-then,

NO SHIT! was that your first-impression?

was it the perverse action of this nerdy perverted person's worthless brain in one thirty third of a fraction that made you infer-ur-question?"

Funny Flawless Rap Flow! 1/31/2013

Pure comedy with flow! That's it!

Lyrics:

"I'm living lucky like a little 4-leaf-clover,

pack more-heat than a 40's-soldier,

poor sportsman performing for an adoring-culture,

too-bad most new-rap is overdosed with hopeless-quotes & corny-vultures,

planning an extravagant takeover,

punk but-fuck that i aint gettin a day-older,

my blunt slash drunk-ass feeling like im on 8-folgers,

learn to burn sherm less take the-day-slower,

Hear bad news in one-town but somehow maintain the same-composure,

have-the-green for gasoline my brain-takes 8-motors,

if my pace aint changed rates play-the-tape-slower!

death is overused, people asking Adam why have you brought-up-an-awful-topic?

its an odd-distraught-persona,

I got caught when i copped-the-product,

people need-to drop the drama-stop-it!

or i'll stock-up on pot from-ya-Mama's-pocket,

then put the potent pot-on-a-chopped-up-omelette,

i promise-im-an-honest-docta,

me losing a battle is like sayin a faucet-lost-it's-water,

on my phone i often talk alot so i bought-a-pocket-charger,

imagine havin' more ammunition,

than an-Atlanta-prison,

Half the staff cant stand my ass but my raps have-had-them-distant,

trap the rats the cash I've grasped from rap-is-sickenin',

R.I.P. cuz rap is precious im on-my-league,

on this topic im at the top-i-see (/top-i-c),

get the metaphor? If not get off this is hip-hop-hypocrisy,

top notch non stop labels been offeriiiiing,

photoshop crop my loft so its not on Obama's-screen,

i cant let the president know where my residents' be?!

ever-since 4 I've been least-10%-G,

extra-vents to cover up the evidence-of-weed,

I've been-cleansed-see what did y'all expect-of-me?

pity people praise God but repent-the-priest,

Peter picked a patch of pickled peppers pretentiously,

weaker bitchass punks didnt ever wanna mess-with-me,

you say you aint a bitch but if the shoe-fits your Cinderella,

these critics are useless like citrus-mixed-with-vanilla,

spit til im toothless i inflict flip kicks-til-it-kills-ya!"

Harsh Life Lessons! 1/14/2013

I wrote this to implement some philosophies of my own plus some that I invented. The punchlines are simple here, nothing complex. I also made the point that guns are not dangerous, they don't discharge by themselves, so kids need to be taught about them, instead of being scared of them, for many reasons. Highlight for me: "stop dealing drugs and guns or your doomed, it doesn't lead to anywhere good!"

Lyrics:

"Your little in this league, thats why your going-to-stay-an-amateur,

you don't make money you waste time like throwing-away-a-calendar,

when life pulls me down, like a calculator im always comin'-up-wit'-somethin',

my sales is like an elevator there always runnin'-up-the-numbers,

the only time you should ever forfeit,

is if & only if your tryin to forfeit an orphan to a foreign home for-it,

I move weight better than a fork-lift on the fourth-shift,

you need to appreciate yourself but no you don't you just-hate-life,

until a thug puts metal to your teeth maybe then you'll embrace-life!

i must be in Nashville, cuz its nothin but rough terrain i tend-to-see (/Tennessee),

its ironic that i have to 'cross' paths with Satan to repent-the-beast,

get-a-job, forget-the-mob, or end up eating prison-slob,

my words are rough & gritty it's too late to get a dentist-job,

the solutions are hard to find, whether (weather) or not its in-the-fog,

Learn to appreciate your ride be better than the simpletons,

i hate it when people hate their cars just remember next time your kickin'-it & hittin'-it,

be thankful you got-one cuz poor people that don't got-funds would be thankful to live-in-it!

i got some questions for you to think about:

is your life about checks & balances or balancing-checks?

do you live for the moment or think about what happens-next?

How many people are depressed & barely-know-the-reason?

How many people push barriers-from-Jesus?

How many people are buried-underneath-us?

These questions are scary-to-one-who-needs-love,

People need to unleash their brain's untapped-potential,

be done-packin'-pistols

before one-last-essential

gun-blast-could-end-you

cuz you run-past-this-info

you dumb-ass-resentful

punk learn that some-bad-peripherals

could end you sunk-back in drug-traffic-central

where no father could bring his son-back-from-his-doom!

kids need to know that grounding you doesnt count-as-abuse,

pounding you does but pounding back won't amount-to-a-truce,

study hard make a success out of yourself,

let the best out of yourself,

read the right books throw the rest off of your shelf,

dissect a check accumulate the best out your wealth,

graduate college anticipate & acknowledge bout being passionate on passin'-tests to subtract-the-stress & surpass-the-rest!

impress your best adversaries,

learn from mistakes as well as expand your vocabulary,

go the whole-distance,

repair all of your emotional broken golden-bridges!

parents need to get their priorities straight,

put your kids first don't add more-to-your-plate,

quit-drugs or get your body zipped-up cuz the path-your-finding is only advertising an absentminded fool who never had-the-time to give your kids the right income,

that income is time spent with your poor kids if you don't their broke, then,

get it together like a blind date with fate except open,

talk to your kids bout guns so i don't have to fucking read about any more of these ruthless-school-shootings!

lonely-ones toting-guns cuz of abusive-cruel-humans!

save the cemeteries from gettin' buried with various-crowds,

any old new strong weak poor rich or extraordinary parents shouldn't have to bury-their-child!

I'd rather sit their-in-my-house comfortably not uncomfortably wondering about somebody's gun-to-be blaring-ten-rounds!

the bullets don't just penetrate shirts-&-skin but what hurts-within,

each life taken prevents any future generation of the victim's lifetime & beyond,

so 1 bullet really kills about 99 times the impact that we-thought..."

12/21/12 Mayans Prediction! 12/20/12

I wrote this the day before the Mayan calendar was supposedly suppose to end. I wanted to capitalize off of the idea that creating mass hysteria is a horrible thing to do to people, I saw people joining cults and killing themselves in groups because of this idea of the calendar ending, and it pissed me off! Some of my best rhyming was done here for such a short rap.

Lyrics:

"On the date of 12-21-12....

the mayans predicted-the-existence of the living would weigh-off,

but what they didn't-predict was the intricate-prediction's infliction-of-chaos,

if scared inconsiderate-ignorant-citizen's were aware of their relentless-sympathies wouldnt it pay-off?

dare to be timidly simply kicking the indifferent equilibrium off of the simplest people make the prediction no better than adolf?

both the mayans & adolf wanted the destruction-of-mankind,

hence commencing somethin' that sunk-in to one-hundred percent of the center of each man's-mind,

quit vicariously-scaring-folks

with very scary generically generated barely various-anecdotes!

dont let anyone with a ruthless-behavior,

ruin you for having a jubilant-nature!"

Killing The Competition! 7/13/2012

I finally decided to join the horrorcore genre! Where you rap and there's violence! I did it to prove that I can adapt and do it myself no problem!

Lyrics:

"Just started my rap career & someone tried to shut it down it felt like it was time-stoppin for me to be making a wide-profit,

went to his own house party & the guy-stopped-quick,

found the shit talker & hurdled a 9 inch knife in his eye-socket,

then plucked it out & made his eyes-rotten,

the dude was so wack im surprised i could even make a dope rhyme off-it!

found another rapper talkin shit then i hide-in-his-house,

jump out from behind the fine-denim-couch & hear him crying-out-loud,

grabbed the stapler of his desk & started putting staples in his chest,

no idea how pissed off ive become-right-now,

through his unconscious body over the front-gates & gave his clothes mud-stains before i hung him up-side-down,

hit the accelerator on my car until i felt his head-crushing-through-it

with some red-musty-fluid

of another dead-fucking-human!

the second i get a little fame someone starts spreadin'-lies,

some on the internet & some televised,

i hate rappers who make up lies & dont keep-it-truthful,

so despite the competition we cant-keep-it-mutual so i have-to-see-his-funeral,

so i made an incision with precision thrusting my phillips-screwdriver

to kill-this-rude-liar

who was spilling-news-prior to that day, talking shit bout my raps in his wack tracks that lacks class & his rhymes stunk but it didnt stop me from putting a fast gash in his gas mask for that trash!

later a jealous rapper came up to me & first words-were-exchanged,

& then my nerves-were-enraged,

so a roundhouse kick to the temple put him on the curb-for-his-ways,

although i didnt get the job done he was hospitalized takin'-through-municipal

while my crimes were being investigated-by-Interpol,

stole the doctors badge & clothes to go undercover in the patient's room,

to await-his doom,

he only needed a portion of the Succinylcholine

but i thrived to shove-in-the-whole-thing,

he knew it was me & tried to push the security button but it was off cuz i cut-the-cord so that they couldnt come-in-&-support,

his nerves started failing but i wanted to give him pain-in-full,

thats how i wanted his last day-to-go,

i replaced his healthy I.V. with an open-straw of Propofol,

he threw up & it soaked-the-wall,

had a stroke-&-all i had to do-with-this-one is escape through the sewer-system,

you wish this shit was a dream but it isnt-fake,

when it comes to rap careers I've ended I'm doing numbers like the city-bank,

it aint a one man funeral its more like a city-wake!

rappers cant make friends its like our co-workers treat us like goat-herders,

my helpful tips to hateful/ungrateful rappers is to just refrain from talking trash bout me or you know the consequences cuz the raps-i-say-we-know,

contribute to the fact that my rhymes are an entity of my active-raging-evil

that will kill the last-remaining-people

cuz of my aggravating-ego!"

Hater's Pride! 7/13/2012

This was an experiment I did for a fast rap to try and make people laugh while deciphering my lyrics.

Lyrics:

"I was holdin' goldin' watches the size of dinner plates

then got locked up with prison mates

reminiscing on the time i didnt waste

then helped the bitches make a quick escape

but because of twisted fate,

i never got out, it was a dream the shit was fake

quit jacking off, give ur wrist a break

my words are never sloppy

i cant change my ways cuz nobody ever taught me

i got a whole army of clones but youll never find a better copy

my music sales accumulate quicker then garbage

im murderous & heartless

me against haters is a one way fight like the Persians & Spartans

hip hop has moved on now people shouldve accepted the change

stark is a contender with the best in the game

my rhymes stuck in ur head like it infected ur brain

so i will rhyme the word stark a million times so u remember the name

to every hater dissin' on me i want u to know that im way better then u

so play ur part & just accept that its true

i hate pussies that go beefin' when touchin' the mic

when they havent been punched even once in their life?

somethin' aint right...

hip hop police follow me its my first time cuz im new to the chase

punkass hater took 2 to the face

ur disses arent even trash, there nuclear waste

you haters stealing rhymes wondering who u gonna rob next?

im gonna rap & make some-pay one-day & then repeat the process

i'll hit the pussy right out of the cop-dress

took a look at real rhymes i made

then you tried to decide my fate

but i diss everybody coming after me

rapidly

internationally

stabbing me for the rap i speak

im going home like Barry Bonds, but i aint swingin' the bat

you couldnt pay me to quit music dont try to swindle me rat!

haters claim i killed hip hop when im really the one who's bringin' it BACK!"

How To Win At The Casino! 5/30/2012

I love card games! Not the nerd ones but the card games for money! I don't gamble very often at all but I love table games. I wrote this rap to give my take on how to win big. It's like an instruction manual.

Lyrics:

"(Chorus): I came to win! I'm makin'-this-money!

No one is takin'-it-from-me,

I came to win!

The Casino floor is my respected throne,

I go so much its like my second home!

I'm winning from the beginning' every inning im the Loudest-on-set,

i'm gonna leave when i'm rich i got Houses-on-deck!

(verse 1,2,3):

i have a platinum players card, you don't think that i gamble-much?

When you wave your fist at me i can tell that hands-a-bluff!

When i was broke, my heart was filled with Animosity,

when it comes to different casinos i Travel-oftenly,

get money! get money! Im Latching-onto-greens,

amateurs play games like keno & bingo & red dog & penny-slots,

you wont go home rich with those petty-thoughts,

Roulette,

thats where the fools-bet,

turn 2 vouchers into 2-checks,

the jackpot on my last-slot is louder then group-sex,

tried a small casino at this country-road-spot,

take-it-from-me if your makin'-the-green its gonna be on the buffalo-slot,

pull-tabs with do full-jabs to your wallet i'm not for much-of-those-thoughts!

its a fool's bet, stick to card-games if you expect some hard-change,

from blackjack to baccarat, its a balance-act like hacky-sack,

if you know how to play & you summarize- my-tips,

then you can colorize-your-chips,

play big hands for a couple-rounds,

& don't be fuckin'-up your hundred-bucks when you double-down!

next is pai-gow,

it takes no hesitation, but rather a separation like eye-brows,

pull out your chips & hit-em'-up,

take your seven cards & split-em'-up,

if you play smart, then the game isn't a true-dare,

play to make money like you-care,

in each hand pocket split up the 2-pairs,

so your less likely to result-in-a-tie,

i chose to gamble myself its my fault-that-i-tried,

& brought up my stack-of-chips,

which you couldn't do with a lack-of-wins,

if i'm heavy-loaded every-moment with chips then 3 card poker is where i have-to-sit,

smaller chips placed on the pair-plus-bonus,

only small bets on the optional part so you can still tear-up-opponents,

then place a big bet on the ante,

til the dealer places down 3 cards that you cant-see,

if you have at least a queen high then go-for-it,

but don't hold your breathe til you turn your throat-orange,

bein' patient & waitin' while the game advances might make you wanna hear a lullaby, til you mummify,

but then you'll find out if the dealer's card can qualify,

if so then you just experienced vivid-greatness,

cuz you won chips in 3 different-places!

now there are over 40 bets you can choose from in the game-of-craps,

but listen to my strategy if-you wish-to gain-the-cash,

make a field bet, you'll only lose on a 5 6 7 or 8,

plus a 2 is double 12 is triple so its better-the-rate!

or you can also make a place bet on a number that better-show-up,

long as that comes before number 7-don't-touch,

dont waste your casino money on drinks, its not-about-the-bars,

learn not about keno, learn how-to-count-cards!

take-risks, raise-chips, oh & if you haven't-learned-this,

when security is nearing-me i'll lose my hand-on-purpose,

so they wont suspect me of cheating-the-odds,

scared players will be retreating-the-spots,

get-all-the-loot, be quick-on-the-move so security will wonder-where-the-crime-is,

i wont leave the casino til i'm rich enough to buy a house made of 100-carat-diamonds!"

Untouchable Insane Rap Flow! 5/01/2012

This was a fast rap I wrote with many tongue twisters! Hard not to slip up, try it yourself at a fast speed as I performed it.

Lyrics:

"In america our biggest problem is "my phone is gonna die"

cant you see how lucky we have it here? OPEN UP YOUR EYES

my attack plans i think-through to sink-you like a game-of-battleship,

my aim-is-accurate,

i put my mind-at-ease cuz rhymes-like-these you couldn't create if your average

back in the day people thought i couldn't-rap,

then after travelin' & battlin' & hasslin' & tacklin' the baddest-men' i proved em' wrong & well look-at-that?

im a conniving cold case killa with a wooden-mask,

your hook-is-trash

so scared of me you need therapy you couldnt-grasp

how now im lookin-past

the hate that i was used to getting back-in-the-day

my absurd words can merge turfs from rappin'-this-way

when i unleash my tactical impractical magical lateral rapid-flow to make my status-known

i made a rap career without needing or receiving a witness resistance assistance or a lieutenants admittance to get-this interest as my penance i don't just spit-it cuz i'm vicious i have a sickness

rhymes pop into my head outta nowhere with a flow-rare from corrupted-thoughts

if i'm someone you come-across it'll be a troubled-loss

i'm dedicating this to the underdogs

soon i'll be front-page on one-stage that im ready to be rumbled-on

like a kickboxer

or a shit-talker

fuck you if you say i spit-awkward

i was born-to-rap your now implored-to-ask any of my six-doctors!"

Silence! 4/23/2012

I wrote this to try and touch people battling depression, without actually talking about depression. I always refer back to the title throughout my lyrics. I also wrote this right after my great grandma passed away, she was a real sweetheart. Highlight for me: "silence is the plan that THEY need!"

Lyrics:

"My skull is so thin,

my ideas are golden,

silence is broken soon as words are spoken,

my heart is broken, when bad ideas are provoked out in the open,

my friends I told-them,

now I have to scold-them cuz they ditched me like i sold-them

All my cash got lost in a living-nightmare,

I was sitting-right-there,

collecting my-share,

cuz whenever I was broke & hungry my friends were never right-there,

I stand alone in a fucked up position shut up & listen so I can explain to you what the pain will do

i'm changing you back to the same old you

i'm feeling like my fame is through

every artist feels like hating mother fuckers want to disable you,

Im changing the mood,

I ain't no longer takin' no losses

you'll get beat up in the process

yall sound like squeaky leaky faucets

in our picture I will crop this

i'm a monster like the loch ness,

health insurance is a scam I call that death with profits

i'm that honest

if you don't believe me please rewind this,

My lyrics have backbone Im not rhyming-with-fear,

even if that means violence-is-near,

hopefully no riots-this-year,

if you really knew me you would know that im quiet-&-sincere,

I guess that why they say silence-is-pure!

I want you all to control those sad lips,

im a living breathing rap legend with pro status,

I don't condone your madness,

just stop spreading hate that's my only last wish

For every hateful speakin ungrateful thinking person ive learned that if you look close enough as they open up you can see the jealousy underneath it,

If Your looking for the reason for the treason you believe in just know that you wont just find it in the chatter,

because sometimes 'silence' is the answer,

There isn't one person's heart ive touched that hasn't touched me back,

people speaking hate need to fade & shut their fucking trap,

Lets all show silence in respect for people that fight for progress,

and they stand up tall like the long necks,

I wanna thank each & every one of you here tonight

Whose pure & bright

& clear in sight

You can see me when you look up to the stars

My body is no longer fucked up from the scars

Back then when I was up in your arms

I felt like something was ours

Since birth I was a determined baby

Still stupid but learning daily

Hoping one day I can return to safety

& to everyone who's spreading hate, 'Silence' is the plan that THEY-NEED!"

Calm Down! 4/15/2012

I wrote this because I simply felt like I needed more content to present to the world, honestly. Highlight for me: mentioning Denzel Washington's line in Training Day and rhyming with it- "you disloyal fool ass bitch made punk!"

Lyrics:

"I have a platinum players card, you dont think i gamble-much?

when you wave your fist at me i can tell THAT hand's-a-bluff!

i kept-it-low to get-this-doh, you think im just gonna forfeit-this-money?

thats like saying abortion-is-funny,

left-hook hows ya head-look? torture-this-dummy,

porous-&-ugly,

enormous-&-pudgy,

thats your shitty life i-just-described-it,

make you laugh-&-cry relax-your-mind in ample-time then i-bust-a-rhyme-quick,

after all that its nothing but fuckin judgement-i-get,

you disloyal-fool-ass-bitch-made-punk,

get-spoiled-too-fast then get-ate-up,

ive been-royal with true-raps & get-laid-much,

i end beefs real-quick with a steel-fist then my mind makes really-great-stuff,

never take a different-route i eat rappers then spit-em'-out into sixty-eight-cups,

my sharp whit is what your fantasy-lacks,

my words are bulletproof you couldnt damage-these-raps,

ive been a rapper since conception

i gotta lotta weapons

in detection

of the session

i'll ruin your life if you beef with me like messin' with depression'

i cause a tornado with my aggression

im faster then you've ever-been

as soon as you start measurin'

im sure your head'll-spin

from the leverage!

i need to calm myself my blood-pressure's-low,

come-test-a-pro,

you try to freestyle then quit, ur new nickname is one-second-flow!"

Dr. Stark Mentality! 4/07/2012

I've always used the alias DoctaStark or Dr. Stark, and I wanted to create a rap to associate with it. Highlight for me: "doctor by day with a nice rap finish... I'll put a hole in your head and throw an ice pack in it!"

Lyrics:

"I'm tired of being broke, i should start sellin big keys like spacebars,

forgive me, when I spit-at-times my-vicious-rhymes will hit ya in the face-hard,

rhyming battle grave-yard,

i'll steal your undivided-attention its about-time-mentioned i never take-hearts,

when my songs sell my name-starts to break-charts!

yo since i became homeless im the best-in-the-box-now,

winning from the beginning every inning by technical-knockout,

i'll spit in ur iris with a virus to start wreckin-ya-thoughts-down,

even if u have extra-power i know every-bouncer so im gettin-ya-tossed-out,

you'll get messed-up baby i'm quite-tough,

i could sell ketchup to a lady in white-gloves!

i dont fear-people im pure-evil like abusive-villain-comics,

my raps so sick i can make your future-children-vomit,

by day im a doctor with a nice-rap-finish,

i'll put a hole in ya head & put an icepack-in-it,

im done tahday fuckin A your an obnoxious-drastic-whore im knocking-back-&-forth like ping-pong,

my crew hyped-the-game the only way you wont see that is if you type-my-name in bing-wrong!"

You Still On That Hook? 3/17/2012

A cool guy I met made beats at the time and he told me to write a rap that utilized the exact words: "you still on that hook?" So I did precisely that! At the time I had just won second place in a blackjack tournament, I was very pissed off. You don't get a fucking thing for second place!

Lyrics:

"I went from no-deals to a talented-artist,

i went from no-meals to having-a-harvest,

people say i'm goin'-bald?

Gee i'm SO-appalled,

i'll put Rogaine on the back of my hand & smack you with an open-palm!

you must be expectin'-to-lose,

if you come up to my session-&-choose

to drop-a-rhyme

off-the-mind

Im a rapper slasher slash serial-killer

my microphone combine with rhymes is a lyrical-winner,

my hook is bomb like a nuclear warhead,

i'll leave that bitch's body bruised with a scorched-neck,

meat your maker even before-death,

any men makin' more-threats?

my method is expectin' perfection & not a score-less!

Haters cant diss me wit a rhyme they aint got my permission-to-speak,

with under 2 reckless seconds of freestyle they'll be admittin'-defeat,

Hip-Hop is a fad to some people but it's a religion-to-me!

you cant reach my status i rank-better,

tell me somethin', is it bad when your best friends are bank-tellers?

money is everything dont fuck-with my green,

you better run faster that a cat climbing up-in a tree,

before i grab the nearest sharp object & puncture-ur-spleen,

aint no other rapper been as hungry-as-me,

my rhymes will kill foes cuz nobody wunted-this-beef!

i control the whole field like a farmer-crew,

it aint ever easy to beat-me its hard-to-do,

so if ur whole block want beef i'll turn your street into a barbecue!

all i have is my music i'm still on my hook-shit,

my feral-rhymes will paralyze em' then i win-brawls with good-kicks,

spend-all n look-rich

without my hook, every hater will then-fall n look-pissed

(Chorus)

for those who respect music you better stay on my hook,

if my lyrics got stolen you better take off like crooks,

Hook Line Sinker,

Good Rhyme Thinker,

lets plant weed seeds so the real crops can cook,

now ask yaself, you still on that hook?"

Bank Heist! 2/21/2012

I wanted to make an action pact story! I wrote this without any complex writing, and I came up with some original gunfight action sequences!

Lyrics:

"Don't fuck with us we've had a long day, still bein patient & waitin to make our songs pay, youll have a troubled loss if ya come across us in the wrong way, so dont fuck wit us its been a long day

started off my morning in court sittin in the defense chair next to my enemy who supports snitchin

& now im forced to be livin in... poor conditions

he was gettin involved in my biz i told em "scram punk" i bet that fat fuck has ham chunks between his damn thumbs

but anyways now im broke i need to find some work to do

i hit up my partner in crime & he supplied the perfect clue

a devious scheme & dimensional plot,

somethin unpreviously seen but gettin us guap,

so whats the plan how we wrecking the shop?

we entered the store,

couple warning shots started wrecking the floor,

he grabbed the hostage as i bagged the cash

took the employees wallet then chased the rat,

tackled him, put him in the corner spot,

no more run away witnesses gonna abort this shop,

one of the hostages had the balls to throw a bottle at me, dodged it,

cashier tried to give me a crotch kick,

my man smashed the bitches head thru the glass & prevented the path of escape for the mosh pit,

no more trouble from our hostages,

our robbery was almost accomplished when,

all the sudden bullets started rushin in the building,

44 calibur bullet hits the wall ricochets cracks the ceiling,

no turning back we have our suitcase with half a million,

the swat team negotiator got on the megaphone,

telling us to come out quiet our future is set in stone,

i look at my future in a way that says ya neva know,

my skimask shows anger but underneath it im sweating ferociously,

wondering if a bullet hits how far will the autopsy have to open me?

scary thoughts as i glared across,

taking cover reloading my magnum gizmo still,

crouching underneath a window cil,

we risked it all to get fast cash instead of getting a crum paid pension,

i shoved a shopping cart to block the front gate entrance,

i spot a target with flashbangs equipped, thats our concern

one shot turned his face into a mashed brain quick, kill target confirmed,

i set off some cover fire shots landed,

my magnum is steaming its got me hot handed, goddammit

all the sudden i looked up shouted quick,

swat guy crashed thru the ceiling dual wieldin as i kicked away his gun out his grip,

unarmed he pulled a tactical knife out,

i put a twist on his wrist then maneuvered to grabbing the knife now

& used the sharp end of it to start stabbing his right crown,

all the weaponry turned the building into a wasteland,

we needed a new escape plan,

i shot at the gas tank of the police van,

the van started smokin,

we ran out the barricaded door it was hard to open,

the van explodes with the next hit,

my man said to follow as he exposed the exit,

one swat member saw us running & they chased us thru the alley,

i was runnin top speed but my wound was bruisin badly,

we swam under the boats & headed north

set forth as we put the bag of money in the secret spot, beneath the dock,

kept it there for a month, burned all of our clothing & other secret evidence,

grabbed the money bag our mission was completed with excellence

me & my homie gathered our girls & started leaving pronto,

our new permanent home is a beach in Cabo!"

World's Fastest Rap Possible 2! 2/12/2012

One of the world's fastest rappers out to prove it!

Lyrics:

"Lets go, make me room when im comin through,

Unless you want something bad to be done with you,

Im tight as fuck & nice enough to share a blunt with you,

my ridiculous & meticulous rapid rapping is the lesson here,

Its about that time to kick it up to second gear..

Rhyming is super sonic speed its hard to go witness

I rap fast for exercise as my cardio fitness

Im sparking your interest

Im sicker then the diseases carried by bard old bitches

Im charging the fences

Hardly a menace

Party in seconds

Im marking ur deathwish

Smoking mc's so much im getting charged wit possession

Why should I start slowing it down

when Im the one whose holding the crown

im the king and the champion

with flavors like mandarin

posing for my mugshots with a savage grin

im travelin

with the tapestry

everybodys comin after me

rapidly

internationally

stabbing me

for the rap I speak

My words are charity there makin a difference

I saved rap to start changing ur interests

ho's comin into my room 24-7 with the daily admission

i fuck sluts a lot its a shady addiction

made wit precision

I love to rip it with acapellas

ive been seein so many babes & bitches I almost forgot the fellas

I promise you are not sicker

im the top spitter

ur nothing but a cock sniffer

around me nobody is safe I'll leave the toughest guy in the place with the bloodiest face and check back in 10 days to see how long the sufferin' takes

dangerous rapper fits my profile just like the joker I'll leave em' with no smile I'm so wild other rappers need assistance like a kickstand I made 6 grand sellin' 6 grams and after 20 minutes I made ya girl switch hands

homeboy hit me up like you wanna hang bro? me and my bitches is takin' a stagecoach im coming up with great quotes I mean think about it I wouldn't say it if it aint dope?

I don't know how much annoying rappers I can be tolerating I mean shit I'm not complaining I just think I should have given them their proper trainin'

you better with guard ur back as i target that

ya boy stark ask him it aint really hard to rap learn to stretch your rhymes like an anaconda or face the consequence I'll

grab the choppa and I'll have to drop ya

in the gutter I've suffered just so I could come back and rhyme more cleverly the bitches I live with will never-leave until I get my next felony

then after-the-crime im smackin'-this-guy in the back-of-his-spine fuck his average-rhymes I know you a big fan big man but get to the back-of-the-line

Im feigning many benefits by playing sega genesis my punches they will never miss with treacherous elements a fella gets for being a seldom bitch ill tell em quick to sell a brick and maybe then we can tell if it's a fellowship!"

World's Fastest Rap Possible! 10/29/2011

One of the world's fastest rappers out to prove it! Things really changed for me once I wrote and recorded this rap, people honestly stopped doubting how fast I could rap after this! I was so proud of myself!

Lyrics:

"Sticken my fist in the thick of the ground

as I will enter the town

and you remember the sound

of my venomous rounds

you should be trembling now

yall remind me of camp sight

im so damn bright like a lamp light you lost in a cat fight last night thats right im livin in a half life blowin up like bagg pipes never havin stage fright stickin out in crowd wearin plain stripes im so dang nice

Who gives a fuck if I rap with unusual patterns

tryin to get to the top while maneuverin ladders other mother fuckers rap with the stupidest patterns

jus like a telemarketer there useless with chatter

sittin at the end of the table without using their manners bringing unscrupulous laughter

breakin a smile takin a while

hiphop is my bitch im makin' a child

Adam Stark can spit so fast

you won't even get yo cash

you'll lose it or get broke fast

bic lighter to lit yo hash

don't be scared of me now

you aware of me now?

I'm tearing you down

blaring my sounds

like a merry-go-round

you wish you could do this

I can spit so fluent

grab a pen and get yo blueprint

scary ass schizo music

you think you can spit as fast-as-me

I call that blasphemy

why the fuck am I rappin free?

yall should be taxin me

Im too far ahead of the game for yal to be touching me

you don't wanna be suffering

beef is anotha thing that you don't wanna bring

unless by beef you meant that you have an offering

im the only one whos breakin the necks taking the checks and making the threats followed by dangerous regrets

My rappin im attack wit moves faster then the bullet of a 50 calibur

itty bitty amateur

these are the fastest words that your ass has heard

im leaving competitors stumped

sever their lungs dead in the trunk

its never enough im getting em' stuck I aint respecting you punks

Speakin and feedin the browser with the power of a nuclear tactile missile

wack rappers and backpackers need to have a dismissal

your rappin is lackin the action with tactics I have the practice and you has-been's haven't had this this is madness

your trapped in your building im tearing it down to the last brick

yal must be on ritalin

ur equivalent to rat shit

once my rappin' start,

u wont wanna see adam stark,

after dark,

imma smack this mark,

my opponent's crappy bars, got me laughin' hard

no steppin' to me not even half a yard

ur a broke-ass,

u against me dont tempt me u got no chance,

to beat u i dont even need to use both hands,

i met ur girlfriend in bed with no pants

nobody is betta then this

im the fastest rapper in Winona to ever exist"

Rap Champion! 3/21/2011

I talk like a gladiator in a blood sport! Killing all who oppose!

Lyrics:

"I'm the champion in the greatest of battle-leagues

stabbin' competition in the nasal-cavities

causing fatalities

if you got-a-sec i'll throw em' off-the-ledge just to show the principals of gravity

I'm gonna get anotha win because i know i need this

i dont even need to know my opponent's weakness

i'll just punch him til his cheek-rips,

which will render him speechless

I'm more than ur average punk-boxer

i dont need a gun-locker

to make sure the kill is done-proper

while my scared enemies are blastin'-the-pistol,

I'm showin my true strength by beating them into submission with a plastic-utensil

I'm counting all my money, stacking-the-crystals

and after i git-those,

i'll prove that I'm not just a hasben thats-been-broke

I'm also a savage that-spits-dope

Stark is the rapper-with-sick-quotes

nobodys defeated-me-in years,

i'll stab you repeatedly-with-spears

til ur so broke ur seeking-a-career,

and secretly-in-tears

hip hop is my life, i deserve-a-stage

and if anyone tries to curse-the-name

i'll put em' in a dirty-grave

at an early-age

send em' to the pearly-gates to see if they deserve-a-space

or else they might end up in satin's burning-place

one of the dopest rappers from Minnesota

i spit fast, but i can spit-it-slowa

in case u didnt git-the-quota

Stark is an honest citizen,

but did u ever stop n think of this?

that i can verbally destroy u without using proper engl-ish

then i say "bring-it-bitch"

causing me to start chopping-ligaments

without a single-fist, til

when it comes to u... NOT A DAMN THING EXISTS!!

and believe me i'll be singin-this

til i git-my-wish

my enemies will scream "help me"

then i will jump up twelve feet

then kick his face in til he sees that fuckin' with Stark is un-healthy

maybe i USED TO BE a mental-house-patient

living in a seven-pound-spaceship

in heaven's-round-basement

but still my rhymes are alot better more clever forever and they are never-crowned-ancient

Stark aint scared of any winy-challenge

and if u take ur best written material thinking ur rhyming will manage,

my lyrics are cutthroat and will cause untimely-damage

last but not least, if anybody want beef, i'll show u what a snack-is."

I Wish I Was A Kid Again! 1/04/2011

I wrote this to get a little bit personal for the first time. More importantly than that though, I thought of a universal idea! The idea that universally is thought of by almost everyone at some point in time in their life- the wish to go back to being a kid again! No more bills, no more jobs, no more drama, the world isn't as scary, ect. Being able to create a universally relatable idea is a concept that I love and I'm proud to have been able to do!

Lyrics:

"Chorus: I wish i was a kid again

back then life was so different

i felt so innocent

back then i was winnin' shit

used to have nightmares and now im just livin' it

VERSE 1:

i miss havin' recess

life didnt seem stressed

and i wasnt de-pressed

i didnt fit in with re-jects

back when failing didnt make me sadder

back when i didnt need a planner

back then grades didnt even matter

back when girls didnt hate the guy thats fatter

remember when detention didnt mean much?

remember when bully's didnt pack a mean punch?

i wanna go back to when weird things were normal and real things were strange,

i wanna go back to when i didnt have my feelings of pain

i wanna see my friend again before death was screamin' his name

why did my friend have to die?

back then the pain wasnt trapped inside

back then i didnt feel like i was the last alive

back when people cared what i said, so i could rap with pride

back before i knew about savage crimes

i wanna go back in time......

back then i didnt lose my buck$

back then when i didnt knew-i-suck

back when a girl loved me for who-i-was

back then i knew dudes i could trust

(CHORUS)

VERSE 2:

i miss back before i knew bein' ugly was my fatal flaw

back when i thought everybody obeyed the law

back before innocent people got laid off

back before i knew there was people living worse-er

back when my t.v. showed cartoons instead of people gettin' murdered

back when it was okay for parents to see their sons' lose

back when our emotional states were unbruised

back before - i knew thugs owned a gat drawer

back when trying our best is all they asked for

back when i rolled with the safest bunch

back before i knew what a stranger was

back when i thought the world wasnt danger-ous

back when Playstaion games was the only kind of shootings

back before i knew prison wasnt only in the movies

back then i wasnt the only one pushed

back then my friends werent rollin' with crooks

i miss back when suicides were only in books

back then it was okay to have my 'lonely bum' looks

CHORUS"

Spit A Dope Rhyme! 12/05/2010

I wanted to rap a certain flow, and this is what I came up with!

Lyrics:

"Lemme spit a dope rhyme quick

if you dont mind it

since i was 1 month old

i had respect for rap by the truckload

been meeting ladies with even more of those hormones (/whore moans)

me and my lady with the door closed

what happens there, only lord knows

time is sacred, so why you waste it?

how come i come up with the dopest rhymes

when i dont have a smoker's mind

my mind is larger then a vacant island

i trust myself more so i stay inside it

only a hundred have been discover'd but theres a thousand ways to rhyme it

tomorrow is yours, but today is mine

my raps are dark, but they wont fade in time

my life is my favorite ride

copy my raps and i'll slay the guy, make him cry and maybe break his spine

girls stuck to me like they were magnetized

i dare you, to stare through, these naked eyes

i made my way through the line to save a dime

i'm, great with pride

i tell the truth even when i say a lie

i stay alive, because i cant find a way to die

i created your favorite rhyme so thank this guy and say goodbye

i'll break your neck son

white noise you better respect em'

my rap skills are on a higher spectrum

your favorite contender cant rhyme better cuz i wont let em'

reverse murder = redrum

to scare ya i never even cussed once

i dont need to bust guns, although i'd love some

put my rhymes in a trust fund

wanna take it outside i'll grab the gloves son

i'll knock you out with 1 punch num nuts you dum fucks yall suck much slum cunts

wanna fight much?

i'll write stuff

my rhyme schemes so tough

dont talk crap, like he knew stuff?

i dont believe you a thug

hes so fake he probly bleeds blue blood

his best gat is lookin like a see through gun

your rhymes suck you NEED NEW ONES!"

Story About A Bad Person! 10/18/2010

Still trying to figure out how to write a story at the time, this was my way of being vague but saying a bold statement... that there are people out there that are so terrible that no one would miss them if they disappeared. Rare, but possible!

Lyrics:

"His friends told him he was lazy as hell

theres 700 ways u can tell

u say u want help?

but u dont care about anyone else

found dope so u be craving a sale

but that means ur just playin' urself, waisting ur wealth,

so lazy that even babys can tell

he has a crooked face

nobody should have to look this way

his dad left him so criminals took his place

a little bit of anger turned into a rookie fight

got pissed off, cuz he's a pussy right?

nah man he's just a pussy type lookalike,

fuckin' took his life

now he's on the run, with a lotta guns, never stopped at once,

he's seen alotta stars but he hasnt seen a lotta suns

only once in his life, did he live a day happily,

back when mother and father were lovers with honor gettin' paid by the factory

he got no love at all, even tho love is found thru the soul,

he hates his neighbors and his stupid home,

he called his ex-lover a stupid ho,

unexpectedly the next day was her funeral

less performin' for em', fewer shows

ignored so damn much, that the dudes a ghost!

noone cares about how the cold illuminates his stupid clothes, and his lonely stare, into NOwhere,

where ever he's headin' i dont wanna GO there,

this rhyming is SO rare....

he ruined his life for a second time,

the lonely punk should check his mind,

throwing up, but the bad shit is still left inside

now thats sick, nuthin more real then rap shit

dont try and get to know em', STOP ASKIN'

he harmed every person he crossed paths with

he tried being a villain for a day,

so when the bill showed up he could support the pay,

she's dead, cuz of what he said, is there any more to say?

his common sense got lost again, it's torn away

he went thru life too fast he still wishes for everything he would like to have,

he got his dreams sliced in half

because he didnt take the righteous path

he's exiled like a communist during the red scare,

no matter who u are, regardless of race the darkest place which he was left there

he took his last breathe of air,

before he collapsed at the death chair,

few cried, while the rest stared..."

RAP VIDEO PROJECTS

I Cloned Myself For A Rap Battle! 7/29/2018

I took punchlines going all the way back from 2007 til 2018 for this! In the video I use special effects to clone myself, where the 'clone' has none of my memories but has my same artistic talents and capabilities. So I prepare a round for a rap battle to use against my clone and once my clone arrives I battle him. He is forced to 'freestyle' his entire round of his portion of the rap battle against me while I unfairly wrote and prepared my round beforehand. Note, every single aspect of the video was scripted, nothing was actual freestyle. But I wrote the clone's rebuttal round of the rap battle to make it sound like a freestyle. This battle takes a serious tone, a tone that the loser will die! I used more complex and technically more skilled punchlines for the original Adam Stark who raps the first round. However, I made the clone have a much better ending because he goes second, he goes last in the battle, right before the whole video ends. I wanted to make sure to have the ending of the rap battle be a memorable ending. Another strategic thing I did when writing and putting together these lyrics was how careful I was about insulting myself. I didn't use some of my favorite punchlines about insulting a random hater's manhood because that would hurt the clone as well as the original Adam Stark in the battle as well! Some punchlines that are amazing that are battle rap lines wouldn't work in this particular fictitious rap battle because it would insult both battlers in this instance. I made a very debatable battle, clearly picking a winner would be difficult. The original Adam Stark had some very amazing technically skilled punchlines; but the clone (who was playing self defense) used some very cleverly 'thought of' concepts as to why he'd make a better person as a whole then the original version. As well as actually referring to the whole fictitious battle in third person and saying how ridiculously sad it is for someone to be so desperate for attention that they had to clone them-self just for a video! See, this fake battle was written and performed so well that it comes down to your personal preference and point of view to pick a winner. The point of this was that if I could clone myself, this is what I would do (without the part about the loser dying.) I would test out my talent to see which one would prevail... my writing talent going up against my freestyle talent! Which one hypothetically would win in a rap battle?!

Adam Stark's Round Lyrics:

"I am the original, bitch and moan all you want, I will taunt you and flaunt too cuz I'm the version with vast strength,

Any punchlines that come out this clone's mouth is because of me, if your wondering why that's strange,

I'll teach you my audience, the problems when, if y'all really feel lines (/felines) of his, then at that rate,

Besides myself as an exclusion, to describe everyone else I defined the solution... think: ...Copycat's traits! (/copy cat's traits)

If that went over your heads don't dread, I'm saying y'all felines, of his, and he's a copycat since he's the clone you copy that?

If he drops mad raps that's as hot as heated pots and pans that's just pure deception,

We may look exactly alike, but your insignificant making you just a mere reflection! (/mirror reflection)

My body of work is a landscape of astounding greatness,

Even if you put my life's achievements on paper, collect boulders & become a landscaper, still won't be in your favor Cuz Xerox (cuz ur rocks) couldn't copy my foundation!

I'll make you bleed just to make you clean it I'm fierce,

I don't want blood on my floor! I'll make you use your tongue, because you are dumb, anyone think this is weird?
I'll explain, don't look at me, and we can all watch this duplicate up here / dupe lick it up here!

When you in the ambulance on life support, I'll risk getting pulled over just to 'cut you off'

That's a double meaning, your dead rookie, we'll call you the 'six feet underdog'

That was like a compliment, no more false hope,

Although, I'll bet finding discovering a dope rhyme of yours is as difficult as finding a hatless Waldo in a crowd of all bald folks!

Torture you, Tie you to a chair til you starve, let you choose to order ordeaurves or-dirt,

You believe there's a chance to move forwards Forsure, you wouldn't wanna expect the choice of starvation, or dirt

so you choose the choice of perusing foods I offered you but notice something tastes extra saturated?

Well, just when you thought you had a chance to live... the food was secretly contaminated!

I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,

I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few neural) readings,

Not to mention your life was pathetic to begin with thanks to my cruelest plot!

Since you just became into existence, technically your a 25 year old Virgin! While my dick has been used lots like car dealerships, my dick is used a lot like movie props, my dick has circulated and been used a lot like a nudie shot!

Your trash ass round coming up will be entirely defective!

The only time I'd stop being a dick is if I retired as a detective

Dissing you using the same exact 5 syllables... as far as your speed mentally not even your crawl's-pace-is-slower,

And as far as intelligence not even your crawlspace-is-lower!!

I'll hurt you worse than a paper cut from a greater pay stub before cashing in from making bucks,

How badly will I fuck your face up? Equal to or greater than: becoming grazed up, a rough embrace from a grenade thud crush your frame such to custom made-fudge crumblin' 8 cups to the point it looks like an inverted funnel cake does!

I can tell that there's jealousy without embellishing that you've become all bitter,

try and transcribe this story before it's delivered,

I have a beautiful girl puppy, I'll hand you a large picture, Pull out a shotty and buckshots to permanently put you to sleep, translation: You got 'bucks' to watch her and say goodnight, your a dogsitter!

KNIFE BARS! I should clone you again and wait til his placement is adjacent,

Stab you both in the backs and where the pieces I cut off i could make an arrangement,

What's Adam thinking? - Makin' Vertebrae's slit! (/may convert a bracelet)

Get it? Makin' vertebreas slit, may convert a bracelet

I'll take a sharp turn with a dull knife as I have an insurmountable insane thirst to draw blood like a shotgun to your neck like a beer can drinking game til your pigment changes and the wounds bigger then a broken piggy bank is and I mix powder to make it a citrus tasting drink creation simulation!

I love all my switch blades I use with ease,

when im stabbing its like a mousetrap, when my metal sprung, you get caught, & turnover looking like swiss-cheese!

besides you I got another enemy in my pocket, everyone knows to keep my enemies close so here's the prospect,

My knife ain't my friend, but I concentrate and watch as it wants to give you hickeys, my foe kisses on your neck! (/Focus's on your neck)

you may hate how my violence is formidably foreshadowing what is certainly concerning ya,

the same knife I just used I'll slime with lube for easing (/freezing) it into your organs like hypothermia!

Now you can tell people what I did to you by kindly reciting my quintuple entendre,

5 implied meanings in one line to bomb ya,

My friend my age always stays way high over the shore by these pillars I'm at and he's a stabber,

So for your safety listen to my answer while you look in my specific direction and location, the problem: ...a Peer's hazard

(/appears hazard)

(/up here's hazard)

(/a Pier's hazard)

(/a pierce hazard!)

I just committed murder on camera for the sake of a made up grudge,

Most of us can't believe I'm insane enough and brave enough to say this stuff!

a starving cannibal would hate my guts!

Whether you wanna witness me suffering, or toast to celebrate my campaign,

after all of your broke ass's threats remember one thing, you'll never bring the Champaign (/champ pain)"

Adam Stark's Clone Round Lyrics:

"Forcing me to freestyle when you already prepared, I'm at disadvantaged odds!

He knew he had no chance in a fair fight This is sabotage!

See, a good freestyle rebuttal is' Smoking gun' evidence.... Taking the steam out of your round is as easy as (*blow sound)

You directions are all over the place like your uncontrolled emotions!

Damn so first you said you didn't want blood on your floor... then you stabbed me like 80 fucking times but what I've grown to notice is:

Well, Damn you couldn't keep your story 'straight' if you were homophobic!

I will disregard your rules and orders and I don't come in peace,

I oppose your directions, better not Look at me sideways... Bitch if you say im going 'down' that's 'up' to me!

You should've just freestyled yourself if you were confidently ready for me,

Remember folks he's trying to show me the ropes... if I failed to hang with him, that would be a 'breaking news / noose story!'

Speaking of breaking news That punchline was amazing, yes?

Now since that punch was fire If I just stopped rapping and punched you, your face would be 'hot off the press!'

He thinks I just look like him and have no talent of my own! Y'all knew this guy's a damn liar!

Cloned yourself just for a video...Sounds to me like, to be famous you'd do everything under the sun... like a suicidal vampire!

Shit look I should be suicidal, greatly and everyone watching should concerned gravely,

Because I have you to thank for the out of shape body and horrible hairline you gave me!

To be famous for anything at all, you go about it in the weirdest ways!

instead of making a clone, if you really wanted to see yourself shine just bring a flashlight into a mirror maze!

I wish I could turn the 3 worded term 'wack as shit' into an actual adjective and patent it as a dramatic attack to plaster Adam's ass with attached with an ampersand adding to command and demand that any man that happens to have called him an antonym will be quarantined and for it: deemed hazardous for the bad opinion that was said and have it crammed back in his head as fast as a sled but also damaged as if it crashed on a bench battered and snapped off his neck til which that man would be dead, dammit!

Sadly I'm whipping your ass without knowing no info,

in a rap battle I get personal,

bars remind you of backyard baseball, 'hits' close to home!

For example, I don't have any of your bad memories or regrets, I would've stayed in shape and kept my body toned too,

If I'd go have my own chance I would've lost my virginity years before you!

I'm not about to ramble about my dick like you did you fuckin' punk,

I'll rip you apart like pumpkin guts,

You must've failed Sex Ed if you don't know where I'm 'coming' from!

He probably treats girls like-objects,

guessing your like a pimp for broke women, but couldn't win in a 'dumb' fight with-knowledge,

get it, he's a 'homeless home wrecker', that's the only reason people would say he 'kickboxes'!

Your probably a failure to your parents of some sort,

I'll teach you a lesson as this ass whippin' has him come forth,

Stop acting like your some gangster drug lord!...... You need to unleash your brain's untapped-potential,

be done-packin'-pistols

before one-last-essential

gun-blast-could-end-you

cuz you run-past-this-info

you dumb-ass-resentful

punk learn that some-bad-periferals

could end you sunk-back in drug-traffic-central

where no father could bring his son-back-from-his-doom!

You wouldn't know what to do with a gun anyway! here's a few reminders,

You mentioned knives as your weapon not firearms, you decided

To make me into the target to try neutralize it

But you equipped a crude appliance

For a gun fight, i wish you were wiser,

Besides if you did have a gat, you'd walk around with a full clip bored (clipboard) I'd think you were a supervisor!

What's even worse to me,

Is I bet he only learned how to freestyle, in case of emergencies!

Like if a lawyer plays the jury a tape recording of you in court then,

You'd quickly freestyle your way out of it to distort it,

They'd play the tape that had your voice saying: "Yeah I shot the snitch in the face! Cuz he's a major cunt!" he could deliberately instantly think of thee rhymes through a bullshit epiphany!

"Mr. Stark how do you respond?"

He'd be freestyling while he's crying and spiraling like: "I didn't say 'yeah I shot that snitch in the face! Cuz he's a major cunt' I said 'grab my chocolates in the bag, the peanut flavored ones!'"

All the sudden the next audio tape comes out, his voice saying: "15 kilos of cocaine I sold at the neighborhood family diner!" Once again: "Mr. Stark how do you respond?" He would stumble and stutter fluttering out the words: "Oh I never said '15 kilos of cocaine I sold at thee neighborhood family diner' I really said: 'get me 3 loads of gourmet rice bowls add cheese and waiter do ya have any wine sir?'"

See what I'm trying to teach is he didn't learn to freestyle to be the best MC,

He freestyled as a necessity!

As a survival self defense mechanism used for protection needs!

This ass whooping is your fault! Your creating disdain,

The only thing your best at is being a king/aching .... in pain!!!

A king, aching!

Since I'm here against my will I've decided to change his future,

Commit dangerous heinous crimes and easily frame this loser!

At the crime scene I'll leave used cigarettes with my fingerprints and they'll think it's just ignorance,

You'll minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cell mate, all you'd lift is a small dumbbell, that's "Heavy time with a light wait," (/lightweight) (/light weight)

Triple meaning bitch

Set myself up to fall, but he gets involved in a trip! Same difference!

But to everyone else, you wont be able to pretend that your face is in-a-cent (/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln's!

Enough is enough! You got what you deserved when you challenged me!

You created a human being, just to battle me,

That so fucking sad to see!

You've probably brought in rotten notoriety to your accomplices friends and faculty!

Big shame disdain immense pain to your family!

They should hollering at you saying stop dreaming and come back to the real world this is damaging!

But your scared of the real world and you'd rather put yourself in front of a camera screen for some fantasy!

maybe for you having a split mind is excitin' but You live in too much of a Two faced reality to face reality!"

PARODY SONGS:

Dump On A Train - Parody of Drunk On A Plain by Dierks Bentley 4/23/2015

I had this song stuck in my head one day, I looked up the lyrics and decided to write my own lyrics to the same pace as the original song. I made a toilet humor song that literally matches the same syllables as the song it's parodying! That's why I'm proud of it. I didn't just write a chorus and write a certain amount of lyrics per verse, I wrote exactly the same length of lyrics, matching up with the same original song's timing!

Lyrics:

"I took two weeks vacation for somethin' to do,

A couple biscuits some fruit juice and lots of bad food!

I couldn't just listen to my doctor for heaven sakes,

I took a dump on a train!

I bet the smelling through the aisles got people hazy,

Flooding gates of rivers to the seats that's right behind me,

Now they've got plenty scentsy on to protect their nose from the pain,

I took a dump on a train!

Cries and sniffs from everybody

Now the toilets overflooding

I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,

tourists wanna come and eject me,

Grieving over the stench their sniffing!

Told them about my condition,

I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!

I can hardly talk, I might drown,

I just might die, and my socks turning brown!

I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...

They all know I took a dump on a train!

I'll have this day scar my life forever,

Out of toilet paper, time for drastic measures,

Why didn't I see it was wrong to eat a three pound cake?

So hey, I took a dump on a train!

Cries and sniffs from everybody

Now the toilets overflooding

I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,

tourists wanna come and eject me,

Grieving over the stench their sniffing!

Told them about my condition,

I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!

I can hardly talk, I might drown,

I just might die, and my socks turning brown!

I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...

They all know I took a dump on a train!

On my way to the ER praying I've got the amount of cash,

So I can live to speak and say how I've healed from this gas,

And when I tell the doctor happened to my ass...

I'll say, I took a dump on a train!

Cries and sniffs from everybody

Now the toilets overflooding

I never learn my lesson, squatting out my feces,

tourists wanna come and eject me,

Grieving over the stench their sniffing!

Told them about my condition,

I ate 30 dishes I've been shittin' for 30 minutes!

I can hardly talk, I might drown,

I just might die, and my socks turning brown!

I'll try Imodium to stop the pain...

They all know I took a dump on a train!

I took a dump on a train!

Train riders might be passed out!

Since I've got anus pain,

I'll cry now,

Cuz I took a dump on a train!"

Non-Rap Songs For Other Genres

I love 90% of old school hip hop, some underground hip hop, and some 1940's music. So why did I write songs of other genres that I don't like? And literally sing them?? I was surprised to find out that it is so much easier for me to write lyrics for non rap songs! I mean, extremely easy by comparison! And people who know me well thought that because of the the way I rap generally, being all over the place, that I could never write lyrics to the non rap music genre's THEY enjoy... well they were wrong! All of my lyrics to these various genres of non rap songs are perfectly sensible and they all have proper patterns to them. I don't personally think I can sing well, however I have no problem holding on to long notes and my voice won't lose it's tone. I've practiced singing hard songs. Also I don't use any bad words in these songs so that they can be family friendly for all!

Mother Nature's Mood Swings! 3/29/2017

This was my ode to Minnesota! The state where the weather is unpredictable! I've experienced all 4 seasons on Christmas before!

Lyrics:

"I'm from a place I love and hate called Minnesota,

Where you can catch a heat stroke followed by a cold rush,

You need clothes for all of the seasons,

Shovels, rakes, mulch, salts and rags for similar reasons,

In the summer i hate driving in the traffic, and in the winter it's a hazard to go faster,

Rain sleet and hail on any given dayyyyy,

I've lost count of how many times I've slipped on ice on got frostbite on my faceeeeee,

It was hot so I put on sunscreen,

But then I forgot one thing,

It's Minnesota where the weather is the strangest,

Walked outside and went right back in to start changin',

It went from scolding hot to a snowy spot and now it's rainin'!

if you haven't seen this your in for a strange vacation,

last year it was a blizzard, and this It just rained on Christmas Day with no explanation!

Mother Nature's mood swings!"

Family Campfire Song! 3/29/2017

This was my take on a country song! Sang with my deep voice.

Lyrics:

"I better not get close to the campfire,

my skin gets sunburnt worse than a vampire!

We're the the kind of family that sings!

Can't put up a tent, but I'm known for pullin' some strings!

We'll need mommy and daddy's help to do that,

And if the tent is tipped, please gently move back!

Baked Beans put our circle in ruins,

It must be from all of that darn tootin', darn tootin'!

I woke up feeling profoundly scared,

I wiped my eyes and saw a bare naked, bear!

He chased me down with his mouth droolin' like a faucet,

I said I give up don't eat me and I threw him my wallet!

So I tried to get the fire going without cheating,

But that didn't work, my fire had the unemployment feeling!

Our dogs had been mighty quiet which meant they were up to no good,

No kiddin? I found out they ate 5 logs of firewood!

I suppose I'll cheat and use the lighter for the fire!

But first I'll call the vet and get the best doctor for hire!

Well 2016 camping trips sure are strange,

We didn't put up any tents or get any fishing poles made,

But we had a handful of fun outside playing video games!

Thanks folks for joining us in our outdoor adventures,

Might as well take our story and put this in a blender,

cuz' when I'm in the mix, it's a splendor!"

Blue Collar Blues! 3/29/2017

This is like a 1940's Jazz / blues song! I think I hit the mark here perfectly! I honestly love music from the 1940's especially The Ink Spots and Ella Fitzgerald!

Lyrics:

"I've got the... Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!

I work every single day just to get paid,

Don't think I won't wage war on the wages made,

Live by check to check and balance them everrrrry day!

Wait for taxes and when they come back it's just a shaaaaame!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!

Hard labor work I do for my saviiiiiings,

But not too long later I see it and start wavingggggg,

Wall to wall they fall and start cavingggggg,

Window shopping til my eyeballs one the glass are emgravingggggg!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!

My finances only matches with blue,

No other color will do,

My neck will never be nuuuuuuude!

Because I'm fashion inclined to this one color of mine, I got the

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar!

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Collar Bluuuuuuues!"

Dinosaurs Never Paid Taxes! 4/09/2017

This is like a contemporary rock and roll song about something we all hate, taxes! How they never seem to be fair or make sense. We should be getting a TON more than what we actually receive because if it wasn't for us hard working honorable citizens than there would be none anyways! So I related this to dinosaurs, which sounds silly but if you actually listen to the lyrics you can understand how my use of satire is effective!

Lyrics:

"Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting

Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too

dinosaurs were stomping and running, they were cunning when hunting, yet no one gave them payments?

dinosaurs have mighty-roars, they fought entire wars just for survival with no revival yet for me everytime my eyes-closed, i got another bill from my rivals!

Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting

Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too

dinosaurs were massive giants, that lived on massive islands, and yet they never paid a single cent for rent?

from the jurassic to the triassic not one tax amount was paid or outed for the death penalties! yet we pay for everytime someone breathes

Dinosaurs never paid taxes! not even a penny, so why should i pay a dime? the system is upsetting

Dinosaurs had claws and tails, and i have lots of mail for bills to pay right on time when their due, dinosaurs are extinct, so taxes should be too."

This Poor Guy Can't Sleep, Spent The Day Dreaming! 5/15/2017

This song is a really singy-type song! You have to sing every word to get it right! Plus it's about another universally acceptable subject: Day dreaming about succeeding/getting things you want! It talks about how we all want to get things but there isn't enough time in the day it feels like!

Lyrics:

"I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,

A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,

I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,

This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!

I lose every fight with my pillow no matter how early,

I try and ask why buts it's a deadlocked jury,

The verdict is I think when I should be sleeping, and I'm sleeping when I should be thinking,

I couldn't get the hint, even if my bedroom was winking,

I Work 60 hours a week just to make up a part of the slab,

I think it's safe to say that sleeping is the hardest job I've ever had!

I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,

A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,

I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,

This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!

I imagine if I was rich and I could try and buy myself a fence and keep only the 'do-gooders' in, and the 'do-badders' out,

I dream of having 100 cars, just like most of us, I bet only a few haven't now?

All while washing down a cold stack of old gold with a blue ragged towel,

Travel in my private spaceship over to a new Saturn town,

Then I'd sit on my throne in my castle and put on my large two-handed crown!

I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,

A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,

I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,

This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!

I imagine owning a 5-star lodge,

Accompanied nicely with a private 5 car garage,

Inside is a pool plus some nice large spas,

The grass won't slowly stop growing until hundreds of acres later when my yard stops...

Turns out I daydreamed again it was all just my bizarre mirage!

I picture my future miles ahead, and yet I cannot change pace,

A pictures worth a thousand words, yet when it's gone I can't save face,

I can't hold on to my thoughts, and expect them to stay secrets,

This Poor Guy Can't Sleep? I guess I Spent the Day Dreaming!"

Hate Being Late For Work! 6/12/2018

This is my Heavy Metal Song! I yell loudly throughout this song, and once again I utilize the handy tool of mine... a universal idea that most people agree with! In this song it is the idea that everyone should have anxiety about: being late for work! That is a very scary thought for me personally! It's humiliating to be late for work!

Lyrics:

"Chorus: I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!

I can't get to work on time!

No matter what I try!

I can hardly get a grip!

I'm tardy every shift!

I need to work it outttttttt, or I'll be out of workkkkkkkk!

Woke up to an alarm and I hit the snooze! Oops!

Got in my car and I switch it to cruise!

Cars are in my way,

So I starting switching lanes,

Realized I skipped my breakfast,

I'm hungry and getting restless,

Finally made it to the fast lane, I'm thinking "that's great" until I saw I missed my exitttttttt!

Not again! I screwed up and failed my timing once more! I really have to get this figured out,

Plan better for tomorrow and see what's in store, gotta take a different route!

I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!

I can not get to work on time!

No matter what I try!

I can hardly get a grip!

I'm tardy every shift!

I need to work it outttttttt, or I'll be out of workkkkkkkk!

Set 4 alarm clocks throughout my bedroom,

Cooked a pot of coffee to start off the morning,

Had my clothes ready and threw on my best shoes,

Then i saw my windows were down while rain was pouring!

I couldn't get comfy, my butt was too soaked!

The water ruined my shorts and destroyed my new phone!

My job is sight now finally at last,

but I was stopped in my tracks

as I ran out of gas!

Not again! I screwed up and failed my timing once more! I really have to get this figured out,

Plan better for tomorrow and see what's in store, gotta take a different route!

I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!

I can not get to work on time!

No matter what I try!

I can hardly get a grip!

I'm tardy every shift!

I need to work it outttttttt, or I'll be out of workkkkkkkk!

I left before the sun rose to get a head start,

Coffee and breakfast on my lap, but that's not the best part,

I made every traffic light on time, no excuses today,

No traffic and I'm accelerating to a good pace!

I couldn't see the lights on, for a second I froze,

No cars in the lot and the gates are all closed?

You should've seen my face shocked!

I came in on time on my day off!

I HATE being LATE! Why is this my FATE!

I can not get to work on time!

No matter what I try!

I can hardly get a grip!

I'm tardy every shift!

I need to work it outttttttt, or I'll be out of workkkkkkkk!"

Procrastination Fascination 7/15/2018

This is my alternative rock song! I sing lyrics in an emotional voice. I chose the subject of procrastinating because I believe a decent amount of people do it so they would be interested in hearing my song about it. The best part about this to me is the funny thing about my chorus here... I sing and hold notes for a long time with words that would never be used for a singing-type of chorus such as singing: "organize your schedule!" I mean seriously, who would hold a long note on the word schedule? Haha come on I think that is really funny, but I did it to stick out from the rest.

Lyrics:

"Woke up, roll back and forth swinging my mattress,

Bounce off of it and spring into-action!

Cook up my breakfast slow as I can,

Took up like an hour and a half,

Sitting at my desk with 100 things to do,

Feeling mad and stressed, I'm just not in the mood,

I feel like I'm glued to the chair,

Make my way outside to get some air,

But that doesn't help with time,

Because all my jobs are inside!

Chorus:

Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won't HELP!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!

You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!

Arrived barely on time to my occupation,

Ended scarcely my first operation,

As it was time to move to the next,

It was close but I avoided the hallway,

I just chose the annoying long way,

The job is relentless, absurd and mundane,

I wish to get through my work before my lunch break,

Procrastinating didn't make my work load plummet,

So aggravating, i was thinking with my stomach!

Chorus:

Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won't HELP!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!

You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!

Invited folks over for a get together,

I should've remembered- business before pleasure,

I organized my clothes instead of cleaning,

Poorly timed for my party starts in the evening,

Never washed the dishes,

Only got to business,

Strolled to the kitchen room later,

No cook book, just read the newspaper,

No food ready, not a single drink brewed,

Table isn't set, found funner things to do,

My guested showed up, angrily looked at me,

Messy home and I haven't even cooked a thing!

Chorus:

Procrastinating is more fun then finishing chores up, but in the longgggggg runnnnnnn, it won't HELP!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!

You never know when busy things that matter will interfere, so organize your scheduleeeeeee, please be smart!

Change your ways and make ittttttt work forrrrrrr youuuuuuu, that is the truth!"

POEMS I wrote (Between 2008-2010)

AMBITION-

"After flirtatious word-phrases, a girl inspired me to write this,

she makes me wanna stop the sinning & be righteous,

& to me, just the thought that we might-kiss

is more intense in my heart then a hostage crysis!

falling asleep in her arms were always my favvrite-nights,

i cried just to make her smile now some would say im paying-the-price,

but just making her smile is givin-me the empathy to saving-a-life.

thats the feeling i come-across when i make-her-smile,

im not feeling like any love-is-lost when it takes-a-while

the site of her face looks more comfy-soft than a baby-child.

I made this girl's heart my new years resolution & im stayin true-to-it,

its like an election for her to find a man & im pursuing-it,

but i always feel as tho im losing-it

because she-loves that my heart is smart but my mouth is saying stupid-shit

no smurf could ever feel as blue-as-this!

she should be with me, despite what im expected-to-think,

our thoughts come as one, im the paper & desk, shes the pen-&-the-ink

i look at her picture whenever im generating-rhyme-words,

no matter how-many-guys she now-says-she-likes im never-waiting-my-turn

it was love at first sight when i saw-her-display,

i'll never be seen sleeping a single night until i become her prince, no longer-in-dismay,

shes so bright she could make the rain disperse mid-day,

i wont quit til im closer to her heart then her ribcage."

FRIENDLESS-

"Found out recently i'm friendless,

thought i had people i could depend on, guess i'm just senseless..

i used to be surrounded with company, now i feel invisible,

like its the first day of middle school

and im tryin to avoid the principal...

but that just an example

if i said i needed help i would get my ass trampled

i went up to my dependable friend, i thought he respected me

i offered a handshake, he said he didnt remember me

he rejected me

neglected me

lost another friend i see...

i wanna ask you people that no longer like me for no reason, what did i do that was So-Bad?

im not that evil mother fucker that put your friend's body in a Toe-Tag

im not the reason your bank has Low-Change!!

so why am i forgotten?

why am i disposed of by you and rotten?

why am i tryin' to find the sign to get out the coffin?

why did you fake fucks put me in this hellish path my ass is walkin?

i guess its Hard-to-Smile

when your a Heartless-Child

my heart got ripped-out,

you could've saved our friendship, but no, you took the ditch-route

i want to know what i did to deserve to be totally ignored-for-life?

tortured-at-night, i mean im already livin a boring-life with some sorta-strife

if i did something wrong, that would be different,

but i didn't, so why in wide world are you people trying to make me feel non-existent?

nobody recognizes me when i walk right Beside-Them

you make me out to be sooo unreal, that a dog couldnt even follow My-Scent

i must be-a-ghost,

but its not like i can see-the-ropes

from which innocent people-choked

i wanted to remain your friends, and even if you didn't want-that-shit,

you can't deny that i saw my name on top of your phones contact-list!

i wondered why i wasn't in any of your interests,

oh, i just figured it out, i never had

friends to begin with..."

MENTALITY-

"when a boy or girl-cheats i just wish for world peace

when my face is spotted i dont wanna know what they're imagining

girls dont wanna hurt me but my heart is such a fragile-thing

how can she know im such a loser without even asking-me?

i would 'be myself' but you all would just laugh-at-me

i wear a mask cuz hidden is what i have-to-be

stark cant see straight its like u stabbed-his-vision

finding love is always an active-mission

i'd show her my trophies if only they had-existed

i wish it was a dream, too bad it isnt."

NIGHTMARES WHEN AWAKE-

"Sometimes I hope I never wake up,

I'd rather stay asleep then see another nice girl decide to change-up,

shes a bitch in disguise who hides behind makeup,

& uses horrendous actions instead of words for our break-up

whats the point in being awake when all people do is treat-you-bad?

no matter how hard you try your never looked at as the way you want people to see-you-as,

my face has garnered more unwanted attention then people can even-grasp.

I'd rather stay asleep in my dreams where nothing-is-real,

in there i dont have any emotions that are sad or crummy-to-feel,

& my emotions dont get broken cuz theres nothing-to-steal,

& i'd be perfectly intact there would never be any of my functions-to-heal."

MY OWN PERSONAL INVENTIONS / ORIGINAL WORDPLAY MECHANICS

Literally Perfect rhyming! 5/28/2013

These lyrics I wrote so that I could become the very first person in history to rhyme full length sentences 100%, as in every single syllable of the first sentence will rhyme with every single syllable with the next sentence and in order. Not only did I ACCOMPLISH this, but on top of that I did it in many different ways and patterns. That way, the first time it is ever done (by me that is) it isn't going to be outdone by someone who steals my invention. I have seen MANY close examples of nearly perfect rhyming but technically only in fragments, never thee entire adjacent sentences together like mine.

Lyrics:

"These-are-my-very-last-quotes,

see-arms-primarily-grab-throats,

street-smart-I-carry-rap's-throne,

feel-scarred-signs-wearing-sad-tones,

preach-hard-time-burries-bad-folks!

offer-ME-pounds-resume-top-til-done,

outta-SEEK-crowds-new-spots-for-income,

properLY-found-through-god's-kingdom,

propheCY-bout-to-stomp-this-punk,

knock-your-tEEth-out-to-drop-wisdom!

escape-the-clutches-you'll-get-surrounded,

been-scraped-from-combusted-fluid-ounces,

then-placed-up-amongst-ruthless-poundings,

blue-ribbon-achieved-from-our-big-galaxy,

crews-snitchin'-become-cowardice-fallacies,

geometrical-progression-of-deadly-mass,

theoretical-profession-does-adeptly-last,

tEach-fOlks-whEn-simple-flOw-lessons-brung-plenty-cash,

painfully-suffer-schitzoid-embolisms,

strain-slowly-convert-split-poised-Centralism,

prayin'-only-unheard-sins-coin-existentialism,

insufficient-funds-make-quittin'-invalid,

this-religion-runs-great-mission-balance,

list-of-vicious-thugs-ain't-winnin'-matches,

it's-what-gets-us-grub-they-spittin'-rap-shit,

firing-power-towards-unwanted-dictatorship,

dire-encounter-bores-what-constant-brick-breakers-get,

irony-cowards-store-the-haunted-shit-they-learn-with,

etched-hole-left-in-his-tint-black-heart-he-wasted,

special-definition-that-stark-created,

destruction,

is-functioned,

conjunction,

in-grudges,

when-punches,

get-up-in,

his-stomach,

6-nudges,

then-brung-him,

split-crutches!"

Tricking the Audience (like the work of a magician) 10/06/2013

I make a claim that an appearance shouldn't be judged, and then (without saying it) I tempt the listeners to judge me! I tell them in the lyrics that if you were to judge me than I am nothing, like I am a bum, because in slang that is what the phrase 'jack shit' means. Immediately following that I tell the listeners that my clothes were paid for and not stolen, because in slang to 'jack' something means to steal it. It is most likely that the listener hearing this the first time will want to view my language from one angle, one position, that I would be saying that I am dressing like a bum but to not actually view me like one. I end this particular lyric by telling my listeners how they have been tricked!

Lyrics:

"Don't judge a book by its cover, or by the price of it,

if you judge me by my clothes, I ain't jack shit,

in other words my clothes were paid for cuz I ain't jack shit,

when you heard the first part I just said you thought I dissed myself,

I proved your judgmental next time listen-well,

you didn't even realize I just experimented with your thought process"

Interchangeable Double Literal Meaning: 5/15/2014

It is one accomplishment to successfully create a literal multiple meaning (in this case double meaning) it is another thing entirely to be able to say that you can switch around 2 parts of the rhyme with 2 possible options (of which sound 100% identical.) See, in this specific example I am talking about a man who has sexual liaisons with nasty women in this case that give him A.I.D.S. This example also mentions in my setups (setups are always imperative to creating a literal multiple meaning line) that this guy is bad at seeing signs, and is unintelligent. The game of Charades is all about showing visual signs and also if you know the game of Charades, you always start by holding up a number with your fingers to show your players how many words need to be guessed, so if you say there are four words, theres no way a dumb guy is going to succeed (let alone just one or two words.) Try reading the lyrics with either one of the 2 word conjunctions given separated by the parentheses for each of the 2 parts of the sentence at the very end of this lyric, and you will see how it actually makes sense in any of the combinations provided, which are all still double literal meanings.

Lyrics:

"Those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain,

let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave,

stop saying you'll survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs...not to make you more-enraged,

but I have to ask this before-we-play,

how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades)"

Entire Stories Using Multiple Meanings for (nearly) Every Single Rhyme:

First Example: Confessing My List Of Crimes 8/05/2017

Lyircs:

"(Cough) This is my list of crimes confession,

Breaking laws endlessly is my obsession,

These are in no particular order,

And aren't placed into a sorter,

I was caught in narcotic sales,

I was stopped in my trail,

What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,

Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,

I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rolled up,

I was arrested for both crimes committed, I illegally Sold rugs (/drugs)

Before I knew it they charged me with the next one quick,

Fraudulence on my driver's license on my address of it,

I said I was from Queens, even thought I've only been to New York City one time,

I explained I put Queens because I'm from a royal bloodline,

Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,

Counterfeit bills in excess of 100 grand!

There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't,

The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff,

The man said that my type couldn't fit it... he said the harshest stuff,

That I couldn't pull it off because I wasn't smart enough!

I was standin' at a suspect Line-up,

He thought I was honest,

That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an illegal profit,

Her witness came in and totally croaked,

Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,

The girl detective then just totally gloats,

Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so! (/fake currency I told you so)

Then after that it was something rather wack to me,

I was dared to walk on private property actually,

A dare that I had no interest passing,

What crime was this classified as: in trespassing!

Another crime was a different scamming action,

I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion,

I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!

Never been out of the U.S.,

So I thought of a new quest,

I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,

I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid all expense,

I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!

Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,

"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants? (/2 continents)"

there was my teaching job demise,

Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies,

My foot itched bad as it had become dry,

I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside,

I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock,

When I get too political sometimes (/get to pull it tickles sometimes),

Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,

On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up,

She said to leave immediately or she'll be calling the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,

If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run,

she called so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough (/off her's fast enough)

My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,

I had the will to go on a killing spree,

My weapon and I lasted all season with no wear and tear consistently,

I guess we both have Summer durability (/some murder ability)

*paper sound effect

Thank you for this note you gave me to read to do your therapy a favor,

*record skip sound effect

I'm sorry inmate what did you just say sir?

You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,

I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!

I asked you to write me about your confessions,

And as I had it, I just read it,

And to you... excuse me you there, listening to me,

I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'll be exhibiting your grief,

it's very important in order to make it through,

Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too (/participation too)"

Second Example: A Segment From My Rap 'You Aren't Welcome In My Dojo!' 5/01/2018

Lyrics:

"Next lesson in essence is best depicted in telling a story,

Listen to this anecdote using double and triple entendres for earning better scoring:

since my dollars aren't on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment,

took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,

she said to call the cops so i made the bank tell-her (/bank teller) to 'withdraw' the 'statement'...

To make my getaway I stole my enemy's shitty car as well as it's remnants,

He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this,

I Converted it's moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!

(/of vengeance!)

I started planting my alibi for the cops,

Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time telling device I'd bought,

My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o'clock!

(/for: a clock!)

I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first,

Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands,

This ink eluded investigators!

(/this sink eluded investigators!)

(/this included investigators!)

The next thing was an awkward drug test,

Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,

He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I filled my pee cup!

checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!

I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if all the sudden I speak up?!

(/eyes peek up!?)

Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could've killed me,

All I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history,

Surgical operation that ruined my brain's functioning ability,

The Male Judge asked: "Do we have a verdict?" And they answered him quickly:

"Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!"

...and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument,

Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to all of it!

The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I'm a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,

Since there's no 'outlet' for me, what were they going to charge me with?! The End"

Playing a Guessing Game With The Audience: 5/01/2018

Instead of writing out and performing the multiple literal meaning lines as I always have done, I make the listeners ponder which meaning and/or how many meanings are there with each rhyme? And what was I trying to get across?

Lyrics:

"Now it's time I show you my new invention!

It's the coolest method it's where I give YOU the ending sentence,

and we review how many interpretations could be connected!

Here we go, first example:

"An egg rolls down the hill..."

Am I saying I Lost part of my Asian lunch selection?...

Or is this a physics lesson on a chicken's nest once an egg is intercepted by the wind's progression? or both?

Second Example:

"The Banquet's on me / bank quits on me"

Am I saying I'm responsible for cooking all the food for an event? Or am I saying that my bank just had enough and has given up? or both?

Third Example:

"I wanna 'stay at home mom'"

Am I telling my mother that I object to leaving my residence? Or am I claiming that I wish my mother would leave all of her paying jobs and then quit? or both

Fourth example:

"Guess that makes me sell fish

(/selfish)"

Am I sarcastically answering a question by saying that I think only about my self for personal gain?

Or am I categorizing my job description for working at an amphibian pet shop place? or both

Fifth example:

"Sir, 10 to 1 it's going to be busy....."

am I telling this guy odds?

Or giving him a time slot? Or both"

ACCOMPLISHMENT: One of the World's Fastest Rappers / Speakers (in English)

I've always been a fan of the fast rap genre! Growing up on fast rappers, I used to perform their fast raps for my friends because I knew that I was capable of rapping just as fast. I was honestly proud of myself, and I noticed that I was able to freestyle in a fast form once in awhile! This inspired me to actually give it a try and... that was some of my best intuition because it paid off! I started writing fast raps once in awhile, making sure that I use run-on sentences and without complex writing. One thing that I implemented was providing my audience with a stopwatch in my hand during every video recording or live stream for fast rapping / talking. Proof and validation is very important to me, and I made sure to provide those things to anyone who views my projects. The following is a list of confirmed speeds of how many words and syllables at the rate of speed I performed with verifiable video proof:

226 Words / 303 Syllables in 31.9 seconds

215 Words / 273 Syllables in 36.7 seconds

74 Words / 85 Syllables in 9.8 Seconds!

115 Words / 145 Syllables in 20 Seconds!

102 Words / 132 Syllables in 17 Seconds!

196 Words / 252 Syllables In 32.65 Seconds! (This was my tongue twister on top of that!)

171 Words / 222 Syllables In 30.68 Seconds!

Fast Talking Accomplishments with verifiable video proof:

the whole alphabet speaking A-Z (plus I added the word 'and') in 3.16 seconds

Speaking the days of the week sunday - saturday in 1.3 seconds (I accidentally said sunday at the end and at the beginning as well!)

Speaking the 12 months of the calendar year in order in 2.9 seconds

Saying the numbers 1 - 20 in 3.08 seconds

NOTE: there are PLENTY more of these fast raps, they just do not include me holding a stopwatch on camera, however they make up the majority of my fast raps as well as some live streams that include very fast rapping as well.

OTHER VENTURES:

I have made Mockumentaries (/fake documentaries) as well as video blogs. I write out entire scripts and try my best to make people laugh with very interesting and original situations. I even make my own fake commercials for these videos. I've also used a few different accents flawlessly, my best ones are British, Australian, and the classic Chicago accent!

Freestyling! Impromptu Off The Top Performances!

Freestyling is a very big part of my life! I have done many of them on camera, some of them live streamed. I do many different speeds, styles, but I am always on the offensive, always attacking 'haters' or just random people because I look at hip hop as a competition. I'm always finding a way in my impromptu freestyle performances to creatively insult someone or describe something. My favorite thing about freestyling is bringing things to light seamlessly while making it rhyme fluently. I've also shown many times that I can make up an entire story on the spot and rap it all out as it unravels. I love it when I actually am lucky enough to create a literal multiple meaning right there on the spot! It's a rush, I can take any situation and use my vocabulary to take a point of view on it or spin it in a different direction. Freestyling fast is difficult, and when I happen to do it, I can honestly only do it in spurts. In those particular moments, I have to try to just get my point across with words, and forget about trying to make a metaphor or a simile. I have more hours of freestyling footage online than written raps. I tend to use slang terms just as often as my written raps, using words like: ain't, ur, ya, chu, ect. I also tend to pronounce words without sounding out the letters i n g at the end, and usually end up dropping the letter g and just saying the word ending with the letter n. Sometimes, i will have a moment where I switch up my sentence in the middle of freestyling, but it works to my benefit in the end because it means I thought about something and needed to say it.

The following is the lyrics from my favorite freestyle moments captured on footage. The titles of my freestyle videos and live streams are completely random. These are NOT all of my freestyles, these are selected portions of them. I narrowed down my favorite moments from each of my best freestyles for this book. So, sometimes i will have the complete freestyle written out here, and sometimes a few minutes worth, and sometimes just a few sentences in total. What you are about to read through is not even 30% of all of my freestyling footage, just my favorite moments!

Before and after work freestyle (dissing traffic) 5/5/15

"I'm gonna diss the guy in front of me, he's driving a fuckin' Chrysler,

I'm thinkin' holy Christ-sir

That shits uglier than teeth that have never been brushed and have never used whitener

Why the fuck would you drive that nasty ass shit on purpose,

And why the fuck is your wife drinking out of that thermos

Shes drinkin' and chuggin' so much shit its disgustin'

I mean, i dont even know what to fuckin' say to this skank,

I mean seriously it looks like she just blatantly drank

An entire motherfuckin' aquarium tank

I mean without the fish and shit

Because that would be nasty and disgusting, wouldnt be worth it,

That would be gross and grotesque for me to think about

But matter of fact hopefully shes done drinking now because that cant be good for her digestive system

She must be trying to pass a drug test

Now let me think about whats next

I might as well diss the husband"

"I'm all grown up, i may look like a kid in your eyes but

Matter of fact its dark i wish you could see my face we need to change the contrast

And believe me we should get tech support from Comcast"

92 degrees in mn freestyle 6/09/15

"Holy shit, it is as hot as a fuckin sauna,

Can you please fix global warming Obama

I mean the temperature says 92

And in minnesota thats as unlikely as a sumo wrestler and finding YOU

In a tiny room

And, it sounds like im tryin-to-ruin

My good reputation of bein polite"

"Thats because i'd be rich and i'd be lovin it

Makin it rain and it wouldnt have anything to do with the weather unfortunately because of it

The fact that its so hot im pretty sure an oven mit

Is what God was wearing when he made this stuff

Because this is SO HOT i think the clouds are gonna melt

And were gonna drown and get pelted

With a bunch of water, and if only we had some heat repellent

Or some shit like that im tellin' ya im giving you information

You should look this up

And im pretty sure that someone up there in the sky is cookin' up!

Any minute i'll get hit with fuckin vegetable oil

Cuz um, im gonna be the next kid to boil

And Jesus Christ i dont think this is allowed for y'all,

To not like this rap, and i just saw a sign that said 'powerball'

And i think thats crazy because if i wanted to make a lot of money,

Throw that lottery ticket in the receptacle

Because, if all i would need to make money is a 'powerball' i would just cash in my testicles

Haha and be rich as shit

And then, given its

A thing that i have two of, i would be livin' double with the rich and glits

Compared to people that only win once, but i'll win with this

Cuz um, i'm a normal male

And i'll be giving you a very amazing abnormal tale"

24 hours awake freestyle 9/19/15

"I mean i wish i could just rap to some beats instead of always going acapella

Although the winds' in the background im sure that got people propelled up

To listen to whatever i gotta say... but until then we'll call this beat 'nameless'

Haha i mean fuck it i'll, fuckin i'll leave em' brainless

Like i got a fuckin steel, i got a steel blade and i'll wipe off the blood, clean it so i could show thats its 'stainless' (stain less)

Oh shit double meaning! Stainless like, like theres no blood on it and stainless steel!"

Going Off Quickly Freestyle 9/20/15

"Yo im bout to go off, bout to start my shift

And Im gonna prove that everybodys got the heart of a bitch

Compared to me

Because they are aware the heat

Is all around me at all times its omnipresent

Its like i give off nothin but gas and thats not a testament to smell

its only a thing that shows i got spells

And i can dispell anything thrown at me like any type of magical altercation

You wanna prove to me i'll alter you face in different places

And then i'll rearrange to look like the fuckin jigsaw puzzle,

But it wasnt based on no movie or no fake shit

It was based on something realistic that came into the fuckin,

Came to the point of your face in the pavement

Its what it looked like, the aftermath

Because you dont have to rap against the guy that happens to be spittin these nice rhymes

Thats gonna come outta nowhere like the fuckin universe and black holes

Taking everything out of existence and all it does is 'suck'

What sucks more than that? Literally nothing

But thats okay because, you figure hes somethin?

You probably figure hes nothin

Because you look at me and you dont see any substance TIL

You hear it for yourself, then you realize theres somethin

Behind all the fact that people mis-stereotype like

'Oh shit hes got no hair he must not be smart or something?'

Thats what people think and yet they dont wanna barter nothin against me

Because im about to fuckin slaughter somethin

Thats what happens when you go against me, it was all for nothin

I got a fuckin, i'll shoot a fuckin, throw darts and daggers at your heart

Ive been a fuckin danger since the start

Im fuckin, im angry with this art

Im gonna take away every single chamber from this mark

And i'll fuckin aim right for the heart

And i got such a fuckin presion aim that you wont be able to get this name

As high as the level that i bring it to, because you probably didnt know i exist,

Because you aint seen one single view on Youtube because there so low for some reason

But, i am solo for a reason

Cuz i did it by myself

I grew on my own, nobody helped me nobody drew the blueprint

I just blew it, i just blew IT as in trying to work with other people

Cuz i work with myself and thats the greatest thing fuckin... way to be

And your not gonna play with me

You can try and detain the beef

You can try and restrain the beef

But you will not stain the beef

Even if you were the worst chef, whose trying to play with heat

In the kitchen, then get the fuck out of it

Thats the thing that people say when tryin to get around the shit

They cant mess with the guy that happens to be about this shit

I happen to rap MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I NEVER STOPPED... for an OUNCE OF HATE

That i got from people but its okay because

Im not stoppin people

You gonna stop the rumors

And you gonna get dropped like tumors

That take peoples lives away

And you aint gonna stop me because i got a, i got a fuckin microwave

Thats about to put your time display

On infinity!

It'll put your head in the fuckin thing

And then its gonna burn and your face is gonna start rippling

Its gonna start melting like 'the incredible melting man'

Its gonna be lookin, your gonna look like the fuckin dead bodies of 'The Son of Sam'

And thats something you need to understand

Because, guess what im not the one, im not one of the fans that judge people for stupid reasons

And they listen to their music i better stop because i better get inside before i lose it

And then i'd be late for my shift,

So anyways, i am great and thats it"

Freestyle at Super America 10/27/15

(I love when the guy walks by looking at me and i freestyle about him!)

"That would be sexual assault

And you would be the next to get in the vault

And that guys just lookin at me

Hes not looking happy

Hes actually looking crappy

Hes actually looking at THEE...

Sign that says oh shit your gas costs about 58 dollars

And that sucks because thats a shitty way to walk in to a store

I mean thats practically a sign that hes about to pull a gun on them or somethin because

You would be mad at these prices unless they would start to plummet or somethin

But that aint gonna happen, this place is dumb

This place is probably meant for people with fuckin high income"

"I mean this place should just plummet and sink!

I mean this place fuckin stinks!

I mean the waitress hasnt even come with my drink! Haha"

My Birthday Freestyle 11/03/15

"You wont wanna go against me

As an emcee

Cuz otherwise, if you even blink slow i'll happen to bring my, take my fuckin keys out of the truck

I wont run you over with it though

I'm actually gonna take this and stab it right through your fucking trachea

And then you wont be able to breath, and then gasping for air and choking is the last think i will think of ya!

Geez, i can get violent in a millisecond

Because i'm so fuckin scary i would kill a reverend.. I mean thats just a punchline dont take it seriously

Because otherwise you will be fearing me you actually be trying to flag this shit

And thats unfortunate because i'm not a paganist

I just happen to be sayin some crazy shit

You know because, this is my birthday i'm not gonna lie i'm very happy i'm very pleased with things

I just hope that this is a better year for me and this year will bring

Some greater memories and everything should happen to fall into my lap perfectly

With no negative energy

And i can see it all coming like inner-telepathy"

"I'm very happy i just want people to understand to see that i show support for you

As much as you show support for me so please support this team

Which is real hip hop and this should mean

That we can really get off each other's energy

And that should be one thing that you should from every single person in this entire entity

Of the world thats of positive people and not the negative ones because they can just drop in a fuckin seephole and just, you know die in an instant second

Without any little bit of resentment

And i mean as far as negative people go

Can see that we have a very determination to come up with anything that is amazing for the peoples so we can get into a higher level of happiness

And in every single place that we should go"

Natural Freestyle 11/06/15

"You just have to take a loss

You take a fuckin beating on the chin

And that might suck but imagine, defeating... against a kid

Who happens to be worse than you, and that would look bad because your cursing through and through all the time that I'm so terrible

But then you lose to me too

So that would just look bad

Because you happen to look passed the fact,

That you been hating me for so long

You've been calling me this and that

Spittin raps... and then imagine what happens... when i kick your ass!

Haha i mean what is that going to do to you emotionally

In fact its just going to provoke emcees

To come against me and then they're gonna

Invoke emcee licenses"

"Want to bring up things and say that theres crazier ways to get

A rise out of people but you know thats one thing that just makes me sick

And you know, nobody in hip hop should have to babysit

Would be able to say what we wanna say... but if its wack

Then please take your disc

And break the shit

Faster then an ancient myth gets debunked and thats okay because we brung thee funk"

Happy Thanksgiving (Plus My Cat) Freestyle 11/27/15

"Join my team, or at least bring their 'A' game

And that can be something great because you wouldnt belive me I got... great aim

And you know, motherfucker you wouldnt wanna test these waters, it wouldnt be awesome

It would be like the E.P.A. coming to go against me like i'm pond scum...testing waters?!"

"Here is my kitty cat, and shes gonna say hi to you

And thats okay because the fact that she is finding you that means shes on the hunt

And you better run away because she is a very awful runt

And she will claw you the fuck up

And it wont be hard for her to do

In fact shes gonna be hurtin' you

And it wont be hard for her to be serving you like she was giving you tilapia on the side of the plate

And you wont be able to be rhyming this great... if you tried as hard as me when i'm getting into the mind of the state,

State of the mind, i just switch it around because i happen to be a kid thats not playin' around

And i just had to get in in anyway to the places that i feel like going to because i have a V.I.P. pass to every location in the universe

And your not going to stop me from getting to the place

Like i was putting my hand inside of your stupid purse

And i take the money out of it and im going to count it in front of you

And you never going to realize its the money that i just took around you

And you didnt even notice that it was the one you thought you had the other day

But you actually spent it on something else and you pretended that you didnt

Because you think that money just grows on trees and thats okay imma start slowin' it down

So i can flow like the breeze

That comes in this town at this time of the year

Because the winters actually coming and its beautiful

Its white and its sprinkling and glittering its blinding to look at

And ugh, look cat why the fuck are you standing on my lunchbox

Thats okay but, thats just, one obstacle for you to get over, and your a cat

Ugh you look like you need to get sober

Your falling all over the place

And at least your not giving my Folgers a taste

Cuz i need coffee to survive people

In case you didnt know that

And i just hope you know

That she has been such a nice old cat

I mean i gave her tuna she had her mouth full

And thats okay because you realize that she is not doubtful

Of the fact that i will feed her in a moment's notice

And i might even give her twice as much as they want

In other words enormous proportions

And anyways i hope your holidays were good

For mine let me just summarize

It started and ended with Pumpkin Pies

And its delicious and thats all i need in this

And that would be my very last wishes"

"People that have seen and respected me and shown that i can control things

Like telekinesis, with incredible features

And i'm just showin' people that ugh,

Even when i was like negative 9 months old i was hell of a fetus!

I dont know, i'll come up with punchlines in the drop of a dime

And thats something i would be collecting cuz

Ugh, no matter how rich i get it is expected that,

I'm just gonna take and piece of money that i find

And i will then put that into a savings account

I dont care if, how much the amount was

Its just gonna come to be

And now my kitty is running free

And shes sniffing the deep fryer

And you would think that shes wiser

But... it is what it is!"

30 Hours Awake Freestyle 12/01/15

"Like i'm mourning, like its a funeral

Just sucked 10 vials of Buterol

And see what the fuck i'm gon' do to y'all!

Fact, push you off a cliff... i think that YOU should fall

Like ah, the effects of gravity

And static is getting you down you dont have elasticity

To keep in this game cuz you cant last in this shit with me

I'm just kicking your brain, hard,

like i'm playing soccer back with the Czars

They used to use 'cut of heads' and use that as their tools for playing a game"

"A more gruesome ending and believe me... just cant stop this

I put my dick in the snow and have your mother defrost it!"

"Be able to rhyme cold like this weather in Minnesota

Its very beautiful at the same time, that it sucks

This is an amazing mind that comes up with the stuff

And just... punches are rough like you get beat down in the dirt

Like your playing golf with a tough opponent and

Believe me nothings gonna stop me from ownin'!

And then i start thinking 'to myself' (/ 2 myself) like clonin'!"

Freestyle LIVE On Google Hangout! 2/09/16

"inception like the movie and you're

walking through a maze and then you

fall off,

because gravity turns it

around and all the sudden you're landing

on your face

instead of your feet

because you turn upside down and that's

one way to rhyme and that's one side now

that you didn't expect yourself to land

On

but what comes out of my mouth is

random shit because like I said I can

put anything together at the time of

the moment and that it's just going to

happen to work it out to the point where

I get to break any fraction of a sentence

and bring it together to where it's gonna

go to another part it's gonna make me

regret it...

never! unless it's a point

where I say something crazy and then

it's gonna have to go to church and

repent it

but that's not going to happen

cuz let's just accept it we all know

that this is satire and ironic deception

but that's okay because rapping is a

part of the moment that I break into the

part that I have to regret it... never

because like I said if I wouldn't have gotten

into it, wouldn't be something that it would

be: what was the point to state it?

It would be pathetic if I regret it, it would be

something I never would have started in

the first place and you'd have to accept

It

and they see that this is why I'm

doing the shit live

because once I want

to see what would happen see how I can

Thrive

I can go on the camera and do it

right now in person

plus that way I don't have to wait til all the fucking

stuff starts working

because I am so tired of waiting for it to process

watching my phone let it upload and it

takes longer than the fucking search for

the Loch Ness

it's like shit it's a two-minute video can you fucking upload

already YouTube!?

no offense but you know what you dudes

do to me

gonna trying to be patient and looking at you through a

Screen?

and it's like taking fucking forever to get to the point and you're

not gonna stop getting this boy annoyed because I just want to see fucking

the thing be uploaded it's done and

final in that way I'm done and I can be

done rhymin' and I can go back to my coming

up with songs and do vinyl but livid...

and it's gonna give me a livid! Its gonna get people

listening to the things that they wouldn't actually normally listen to

because the fact that it's live actually

spikes the views for some reason I've done

some research on that they actually told me

that stuff and that's okay because

that's awesome that's rough and that's

gonna get me to get to the point where i freestyle

so fucking fast people are gonna stop

forgettin' who I am and they're gonna

start thinking oh my god is this guy

crazy is he is he losing it is he is he

lazy because he's wearing a fucking

hoodie in a hat I don't know, what, who

else does that? I mean there's... the

boogeyman is back! I guess that's what's

going on here because I'm scaring people

but the fact that I can come up with a rhyme

at any single moment I can one minute be

political next minute I'm killing fools in the next minute I'd

be in spiritual the next minute I'm

trying to spear a bull like I'm back in

time and I'm trying to hunt down a

fuckin Mastodon like I had a spear and I

was just trying to provide for my family

Like I'm that! because that's the type of...

kind of crap I'm on"

"hip hop can be about anything that's my point we people

freestyle they don't have... there's no

rules there's no limits to it they're

just it's just fun we just like gettin' into

it! we're just getting in...

More like its watching a show and that's gonna live

ourselves through it like we look at

through looking through a situation

through the eyes of someone else

And that's okay because it's fun and then it

it we like to look at the crimes of

someone delt

when we watch a fucking crime show on TV and it's great and then

you see me and it's a different type of

story every single day because I'm an

interesting person I have a crazy

creative mind!"

Fastest Rapping Ever! Valentines Day Freestyle

For 20 Minutes Live On Air! 2/14/16

"make a fucking known hit against this guy that's gonna try

and throw the punch and it's gonna just...

it just won't hit it's gonna go miss

it's gonna it's gonna be fucking blown

up like a Blowfish

and it's just gonna go get you scarred easily than it was

before cuz you ain't beaten me!"

"Looped him with a great fucking rhyme that was

awesome and it was evil like Lucifer

that's so fucking evil as it was

Luciferian that's so fucking crazy and

fire it was and that's just me comparing

things I'm not saying I worship the

devil hell fucking no! he can suck a

dick and suck a glass dildo and that's

Just hope we're hoping that he chokes to

death and he stops giving everybody open

threats and he tries to non-stop

nonchalantly ruining the fucking earth

because ever since fucking birth its

conception of the devil he's been

killing us and it's not good stuff

because even if you put the pedal to the

metal it's hard to escape something

that's omnipresent and you ain't gonna

stop me from giving,

get you caught in detention because you try to learn from

my rhyming class and you just won't get

by this fast because Adam stark is one

of the type of guys that can rhyme this

so great that's gonna be one of the

things that you cannot let your mind

escape even if you're in a fucking

middle of a terrifying nightmare that's

what you're gonna think of at night when

you try to get away from me because

that's the rhymes that I care

that I care to creative and,... create from

them in there I could stop anybody from

creating the Adam Stark is gonna make a

summoning of a new fucking monster

that's gonna become and it's gonna come

and it's gonna beat you fucking down

its gonna get to the point where you're not

gonna be able to run because your legs

are beaten to the point they're tied up

like a fucking pretzel and your not gonna

stop the man thats getting you because I

happen to have a head full of crazy

fucking rhymes!"

"wordplay because we used

to call them that now we call them

something different today and every

single Thursday it seems theres a new cycle

of shit and it's ironic I say Thursday,

and cycle of shit and Thursday's the day

that I actually have to bring the

recycling and trash down to the block of

the curb myself so it happened to

Rhyme!

that worked for me maybe not for

everybody else because every day is

different some of them it might be

Monday Tuesday Wednesday or Friday or

Saturday or Sunday and if there's

another day of the week I'm missing I'm

sorry but that's just one thing that's

gonna happen because I happen to be

rapping so fucking fast that gets

trapped like a trash bin when I'm

closing the shit and I'm trying to get it

but it's overflowing with shit because I

happen to be getting rid of good

riddance and there's so much shit in it

that it's not gonna stop it's just gonna

keep staying there and it's not gonna

it's gonna become cataclysmic because

it's just gonna spill all over the

fucking streets and the garbage mans gonna get mad!"

"you suck, people need to

understand that and then we'll start to

turn our luck... around like a fucking

roundabout and you can't stop the man

because I'm rhyming and gonna keep going

and it's not gonna be on and on about

whatever I feel like doing it because

it's not gonna stop because its gonna be a

clout, it's gonna be stuck like my head

is: an ego, cuz you consider mine to

be in the clouds!

but that's okay because

again this is hip-hop that's the way

it's supposed to be and you aren't gonna

stop the man because you couldn't beat

me if you came up to me with the Devil's

worship and rosary you could do it all

sorts of wish and you can't stop me you

can't choke me up with the hosiery if I

was sleeping in the middle of a fucking

floor full of infested needles and you know that

wouldn't happen to me because ugh first

of all, why would I be stuck there anyway that's

that's feeble to even think of something

like that, but if I was per se... you see

I'm still such a fucking amazing MC that I

could get away from the moment and you could

see me cuz I wouldn't leave empty-handed,

actually I WOULD if I was around a bunch

of infested needles but that's okay

because I can change it aound any way that I

want to because I'm so fucking evil but

I'm also healthy and I'm also happy and

I'm also good-hearted in the same exact breath...

I said that at one time because that won't be

the way cuz you're gonna have the end of

the day it's: everybody's gonna have to

be 'awake'... in death. both, both of them

intertwined you can't stop this guy, even

in your mind

you couldn't press pause and stop me

from getting Rhymes stuck in your head

okay you've been

fuck since the first time you ever got

out of bed and that is a mental insult

and then you know what? I'm saying mean

things it doesn't mean it applies to you

because... THEN what? You just think

everything I say that's mean applies to

my listeners, NO! if you assume that

that's your fault. I'm saying that I'm

saying these applies to my people

that are negative and that always come

at me bad ass-backwards like an inverted

picture that was not meant to sit on the

wall because it happens to be exact

opposite and you can't once again stop

the shit that's coming out of me because

I am never gonna be running out of beefs!"

"absolutely any place in the earth with

us good rhymers

I just hope they can find a computer and get their rhyme

Words

out on the internet that would be awesome so we could then connect

With intellect, and then select, good rhymes

coming out of the shit and then detect,

what's bad what's good and what is

what's forwarding and what's indirect,

all that good stuff and then the Horde

begins of good rappers we need to start

that that would be great!

can we please do that? I smiled so that you could

take me seriously and you'll see me in a

while and then we see that we can keep

rhyming and do this stuff that's gonna

keep getting hip hop to the next fucking

peak of the new highest place it could

possibly go to and you aren't gonna stop me

cuz I'm on fire

and my balls are big like Goku why did I

say that? I don't even watch that fucking

stupid-ass program but I say it anyway

because I am one of the people that can

go ham! with any type of situation I can

make a rhyme come out of nowhere making

a metaphor crazy it's gonna stop anybody

that wants to go against me because I have

a reservoir of insults that's gonna keep

popping up in the middle of the fucking

session like I'm cooking in the pan

Cuz I have so much grease on it that just

poof then it hurts me and then it

fucking cuts me up like a weapon and I'm

just trying to fucking... it's like as evil

as saying you know: fuck you, and I can

get anywhere because you can't drop a

single! but I could... if I put a knife down

I'm cutting zucchini and all the sudden I cut

my finger then a finger goes flying then

I cut a single right off and remove as a

finger, nope, a limb no, you wouldn't want to

be amputated but if it happens to be the

way it happens to go, then that's okay

because Adam made it... to a punchline!

where it wasn't gonna be one

originally that you wouldn't of thought it

because you didn't think of it because

you hate it that I come up with rhymes,

that you disagree with in every sort of

way but that's okay because what's up

guys? I can do anything I want to that's

the best part of the freedom of speech

and the freedom of freestyling is it, it

needs to be somewhere higher in the

fucking level of things

to be repeated we need stop telling

people to shut up and not be conceited

we need to be able to say whatever the

fuck we want

and realize it's just a punchline at

the end of day and you can read it... in

different ways... like a font when you're

doing a fucking, typing up a thing on

Microsoft Word and that's okay because

You wouldn't wanna cross this guy first

because I will erase you like I fucking

hit the backspace and that's okay

because you're so fuckin ugly your probably

one of those bitches the end up on Backpage.com!"

German Shepherd Puppy + Freestyle Live on Air 4/09/16

"My ego, it's because it's

with people get an idea that they can

just talk on on and on and on about

topics that are just gonna get me pissed

off and I'm gonna start fucking beating

them up like doing drop kicks from the

ceiling and you're not gonna see me

coming because ur not revealing

that the things that's gonna hit you

first is probably my stomach because I'm

a fat guy

so you think drop kicks it's really my stomach that just hitting you

on the side of the fucking face and all

the sudden you got baptised

by my fucking sweat on my belly you didn't

expect me to say that did you but you

better stay back who'd kid ya?"

"why I started this rhyme and she's a German

Shepherd

she could fuckin'... she's so smart she could lead a herd of leopards

and she could take them all the way

through a fucking dirty street or an

urban desert

and she could feed them and then that's one of the worst

pressures you could ever put on a dog"

"haters, supporters or just peers in

this rap sport and that's one of those

things that you just want to do and

listen to me because otherwise you could

get stuck into the rapture and a rapture

R A P T U R E or R A P space S U R E see

I can do double meanings in the middle

of a freestyle and that's what's amazing

about me because I'm not the only one

that can do it but at least while that

others do it you should mention that I

can do it too and I could be unusual and

the same breath and I could say things

that you wouldn't say yourself or you

wouldn't do too in a word sentence or rhyme

that you would come up with and yourself

and your own mind and your own hype and

your own right and your own time but

it's okay because I can do it, and that's

what I'm trying to show people is that

I'm not stupid

I'm only stupid to you because you say I

am but if I wasn't, in my own head, then

why would I make this plan? to come up

with fucking freestyling on the top of

the head and you cant stop this guy

because I'm dropping like the fucking

magnet is goin' pull polarity as the

opposite side and it's gonna be like you

know you got the north and south it's

gonna push each other apart and it's

things that you can't help cuz those are

physics and those are things that you cannot

stop because those are things that are

precious in their existence because you

can't just change things

around and you can't make things the way

that you want to even if you try as hard

as you possibly can because it's the

shit that you can't... it's limited and

it's things that you cannot get the shit

is it... for example people hate me so much

they just want me to stop rappin' but

that isn't something that's gonna make

me stop! words I'm not gonna do that to me

you just gotta understand stupid you're not gonna get me to quit doin'

what I want to do with my life I'm gonna

keep it going you really think you can

stop me use this there's no deflecting

this I mean dude there's just no way to

stop Adam Stark because he is a

Representative"

"but get used to it, now these rappers today that are on the radio now

post-2000 are very stupid I mean these

people are fucking lobotomized as a

goldfish and you know this and you

should... you should just fucking blow

up like I threw a grenade inside of the

whole pit and I fucking lock the door

and lock the chamber and throw away the

key swallow it and like a fucking... taken

away... and you just need to make an

acknowledgement of my awesomeness!"

"Around the point... of the worst intelligence that

I have ever seen in human life and

that's not an exaggeration the shit is

true tonight you better learn that and

better know that because if you don't

you're gonna take a fucking blow back

like you got the wind knocked out of you

like you got a rock thrown at you and it

just hit you in the side of the head

and it just won't go to prove that you

had nothing in there in the first place

so no damage was done HAHA

except cosmetically you can't stop the

remedy coming from Adam Stark because he

is one of the best and they're not the

top MCs ever to stop people from getting

through the point of the top chemistry

in the hip-hop has been replenished by

me because I made my own strategies and

own rap from seeds to weight and I just

recreate the own rapping atmosphere to

appear because you had to stop the Adam

Stark that is here he's gonna keep

going and he's gonna rap and he's gonna

smash these queers trying to pick up the

mic and try to do things but they aint

really gripping it right they're just

saying things that isn't so tight"

"on me it's just you know, go fucking drink some

great replenishments... like bleach and

then hopefully you will die and then we

can... then we can just

completely end the shit

the hateful diatribe between haters and me and then

for the rest of it

you know it's just like you don't have a clue like an

incompetent detective!"

"so you know fuck haters I'll put... I'll grab their

fucking face and throw them into a

rosemary bush

and they'll be stuck there scared but their fuckin froze

scary looks

and they'll just get cuts all over their fucking face and it's

bleeding from head to toe when you... AND I AINT

letting go!

until I scrape him down to the bottom on the fucking floor and then

they're just gonna... their head will flow

off to the fucking edge of the street

and then they won't be standing next to

Me!

well their body will but their head

won't because it's detached from itself

like I just fucking had the elasticity

break and it was that efficiently

amazing that I was able to do that with

that quick of a statement and yeah

that's what happens in rap against

somebody that's considered one of the

Greatest!"

Battling Freestyle Live On Air! 7/09/16

"would have gone overboard like

a fucking pirates punishment you know I

come up with anything because I am one

of the kids that can come up with any

single metaphor for any situation that

comes ahead of me like I fucking stab

you into the head and bleed in them then

I put your head on the fucking wall like

it's a trophy!"

"fucking grizzly bear and I just put it over there and then it's

gonna be dwindling in the air and the

furs over it and then all of a sudden

you look at it twice

because you've been smoking too many nights

and you look at it once you get paranoid because all of

the sudden you see it move its eyes

And then you don't know what to do because

you think is it gonna jump out of the

wall is it gonna eat you for breakfast

and you don't know what to do so all the sudden you

start panicking in a second you think of

a new method then you decide I'm gonna

take the trophy out and I'm gonna give

it to someone else because I don't want

it to eat me I want someone else to be

the victim and I'm coming up with shit

crazy out of this moment because it's a

system that I come up with because no

matter what happens in a freestyle about

it I can come up with anything at the moment

and create a new story that had nothing

to do with anything I was saying

Previously

because I could say anything cuz I am one of the craziest emcees

I'm at the point where I can make up a story

about any fucking thing and that's like

a great way to come up with excuses also

it's not just one thing that I use in

hip-hop it's something that I can use in

all forms... of life"

"okay because I'm still gonna keep rapping for reaction

I'm just gonna keep attacking people

like I fuckin threw a plasma TV at them

like why would I do that? why choose that

as a weapon you're gonna say why wouldn't I

choose something normal that should just

spray like POW you know just shoot him with

a gun well that's something that

anybody has said before especially in

hip-hop it's happened so many times

Before

that if I said it now it would just

be one of the things I'd look ancient

And old like a dinosaur

because it's been said so many Goddamn times Imma do something different, something

that's never entered my mind before

Like its what I do every time when I freestyle I

like come with new rhymes and they might

be bizarre there might be something that

is sort of out of the range of what you

would consider to be normal

that's okay because when I do it it's

gonna become an amazing paranormal

activity that it's gonna scare you

vividly it's gonna make you not want to

waste imagery because you're gonna hear

the things I say and then you're gonna

visualize them and then you're gonna

realize that's what's different from me

and the industry is that I actually give

you things to think about and I

guarantee you if I punch you and I beat

the fuck out of you you are not gonna be...

have no reason to be blinking now

because your eyes are gonna be fucked up

like crazy they're gonna be shrinking

and shriveling like I just mushed up the

sponge and now you know rang up the

water out of it that's what I'm gonna do

with your eyes and I take them out of

the socket quick I'm gonna pull them out

and then I'm gonna make sure that I roll

them out like I just took like I just

said I took a fucking dish rag or a

sponge and I just get everything out of

it and that's what you should do when you

Listen to my raps make sure you get

everything out of it because when I

write raps you gotta understand that a

lot of my stuff has multiple meanings

and it's multiple things that you do not

see like that's why you should make sure

you're reading into it and you see the

things that aren't easily mentioned that

aren't... that I'm not saying people are

stupid what I am saying is that my

rhymes are amazing and the things that

come out of them are more than one

meaning and it's just hot it's blazing

it's not containing weak structures it's

things that are just often crazy that

you should make sure you learn from me

because I'm one of the best of these one

of these crazy-ass third-degree

burning emcees that's just... that's how hot

it is and you know I just like to be able to

battle people with everything and every

ob-jective... yeah I said ob...jective I said

it differently because I'm trying to

show that I can do anything because I

could just... in a moment change my accent

and then all the sudden I'll have a

new imbalance of chemistry... damn why the

fuck you still tempted me? I mean shit

I'll beat you... OH FINE! you don't like

it when I fight you? and those kind of

raps? well fine I'll just do something

else and I'll do... find a different kind

of way to attack and show that you're

Wack! I mean fuck it, you wanna... wanna have a

footrace? I bet I could beat you to a

truck even if I had the fucking feet of

a duck and that means I'd be waddling

and then when you lose gets what's gonna

happen it's still gonna be a problem then

because you're gonna be embarrassed! how did you lose to that man? that guy's

a fuckin that guy looks like a fucking

duckling and he's the ugly duckling and

you LOST to that too?! I just dissed myself

twice and then still made the diss

against you worse than it was when I

said it

so that makes me prove that I'm nice

because I just... exactly I just dissed myself

Twice, dissed you once and I still won this

battle and this shit's done I mean I

don't give a fuck if you think this

shit's dumb I can freestyle about

anything I want to, because there is no

rules in this shit and when it gets to

the guns that's what people are going to

reference when they battle most of the

time it and that... it makes people just

get numb because they don't think of

other ways to attack and other

amazing ways to get past the fact that

you know, you are walking on eggshells

when you go against me or stepping on tacks

and that's ugh, that's gonna hurt yourself a

lot and then you're gonna have to pay a

heavy tax or a levy you know ran the

fuck over like a heavy Chevy ready to

get past the level of... that you're

heading which is off the cliff and you

ain't gonna stop the kid that's put it

in full throttle and I fucking put a

large ass brick on the accelerator and

then you're gonna go down non-stop like

you're at the top floor of an elevator

and the floor one hit the button that's

what happened, nothing! I just rhymed a

whole bunch of stuff and I think you got

it I think you understood it and I think

it was to a point that you stood in the

elevator in your mind cuz at least I put

the picture in you like you got a

fucking traumatic memory that was stuck

and you ain't gonna get it out of view,

because it was something that happened

that you heard when I was rapping and

it's never gonna go away just like you

ain't gonna let go of that napkin if you

fuckin eatin some gross ass food that

your grandmother made you and it was

disgusting and it shouldn't have

been made out of a old three-year-old

expired potato that was made and that's

just disgusting and that's just great

because all the sudden people are gonna

be throwing up and then have to pause

this tape of me rapping because they're

gonna have to wait and they're gonna

have to contemplate they're gonna have to say:

'oh shit I don't know what else I wanted

to hear him say because he just said the

grossest thing and now I got a stop and

it's too late!' oh they're gonna be puking

they're gonna be understanding that that

puke is a representation of the putrid

that comes out of the music industry

that today that it's losing its

authenticity it's losing the good raps

that we were often listening to and now

we are getting down to the point where

We are losing any sort of good MCS out

there and it's one of those things these

emcees are bare, these emcees are scared,

as far as the good ones- or excuse me the people that are looked at as the good ones, not the actual ones with skills!

the ones that get kills, the ones that

have good stuff that'll make you get

thrills, and the ones that'll make you

think that'll say crazy shit that will

give you chills! those ones are very few

and far between, and it's not hard to see,

you know even if it was pitch black I'm

pretty sure you could still understand

which rapper is wacker then the other

one that was standing by them even if it

was a fucking horrible disaster like

like imagine having a

three-and-a-half-hour cypher and you're

locked in the room and they put you

under the chair and they and there's no

stopping you through getting out of it

because you just understand that there

is not something to do... besides listen to

a cipher that is 3 hours and 2 minutes

and 38 seconds and then you got to

listen to let's say 18 wack MCS what are

you gonna do then with the shit?

You're gonna fucking lose your mind and you're

gonna stop realizing that there's people

that can do some rhymes but they don't

actually say anything nice, and those are

the people that the mainstream pushes

them, and they want to use their rhymes

to you know convince people today that

rap was never great and I don't blame

them for sayin'... for believing in that for

the people that say that: 'oh we don't

want to listen to that weak ass rap' that

people listen to because there's so many

bad ones that it overlooks the good ones

that are actually in here we're almost

like fucking extinct at this point it

just stinks at this point it's just one

of those things that it gets annoying

because it's like it you got a fucking

battle and explain to people about your

opinion about the game and how it's

gotten so far down and then it's just, you just get fucking famed and

famished because you have to explain it

to every faggot that tells you that 'rap

sucks because you listen to these guys today?

they're terrible! I don't want to waste

my time but... my time away I don't want

to listen to these guys and see what

they have to try and say!' and then

you've got to tell them guess what

that's because the good ones that are

looked at as good are so terrible it's

misunderstood that's all I got to say

and now my cat just walked away and

that's okay"

"lack funds I mean I

get more fucking paper than a newsstand

no not really but, you're so fucking dumb

you tried to eat a food stamp and then

that that shit is just too bad!"

"b-ball... fuck out of my face you stupid-ass

Fly! um, this dude should ask why am i

yelling next door but they can't hear

Me cuz the doors shut but if it wasn't

then uh people would be poor stuck in

there like: 'the fuck is that guy yelling

about?' ...and they're probably gonna tell on me now!"

I Am A Dog Freestyle! 7/11/16

"Alright shit, I don't know

what the hell is about to happen but

let's try freestylin' like this... yo I

can't see shit I can't see out of this

and that's okay because I'm positive for

rabies and I'm gonna have about 10

babies every time that I breed with

another dog, because what's going on

Is I'm living a life that I never lived

before which is something that's silly

that I had in store... actually I found it

in a store and I bought this mask and

now I can try and get a positive grasp

on what it's like to be a fucking German

Shepherd and I hope that this is worth

learning the lesson that I'm going to

figure out as I'm saying it and I can't

see anything on here so it's pretty much

amazing that I can even breathe and I

should probably fucking get a breathing tube

so I could see the dudes I'm actually speaking to

and otherwise it's going to be hard to digest like a dog

eating people food

and actually be easy to digest I take it back but I play it

back and I just play around and it's

hard to restrain me back like this

fucking crazy mask gets up... I can see

barely out of the nostrils and I'm

digging for bones like I'm looking for

fossils because that's what doggies do and

then they just get... they still win every

battle like Adam Stark does and they get

in the water, they're drowning, but

they'll do the doggy paddle and get out

of it quick and they're not going to

stop until it happens to be less of a

hassle because dogs can train and they

can learn things which is better than

people because most of them are stupid

and they aren't deserving the things

that they do have because they take it

for granted and dogs they were just made

in this planet to be man's best friend

except, some still get abused and that's

sick and I like that and that's some

very disgusting views that people

unfortunately use and abuse that laws

are not meant to be choosin' for people

that use dogs as things that they

shouldn't be used for like dog fighting! Oh my god...

it's hard to breathe and it's all

frightening and I got my fucking... i don't have

paws guys but I got hands instead

and that's kind of weird and it's I

guess that makes this look supposedly

Dumb...

because check it out bitch I got opposable thumbs!

which dogs don't have and they also don't wear shirts I mean

some do but that's for weird-ass bitches

that you know can't even figure out how

to put on their skirt right because they

wake up drunk and they... I'm talking about

the rich chicks that put dogs in

their bags and that's some sick shit

that's not a good story to tell it

wasn't told by Slick Rick obviously

because he's the greatest storyteller

There ever was in this shit and let's see, what

else is new? what else can I be doin' to helping

you cuz thats all dogs do is they

try to help the people that they're

in debt to, that's what they feel like

anyways and now I could throw this in

many ways I could do many plays and well

somebody fucking throw me a bone! haha I mean

a dog can do anything but he's got to

behave in his home, I mean he's fast and

it's true and we already know this and I

suppose this is the weirdest thing

you've ever seen on your phone quick,

that you clicked on and you said: 'what is

this? this must be click bait?' Adam

Stark is doing something weird he never

thought he would do but Adam needs to

get his shit straight and I'd be shitting

in places that I would normally shit in

like for example the living room and the

back of the kitchen and and what am I

gonna do next? I'll probably fucking

breed with a poodle and I'll have

babies with another dog that's in the

middle of the street and it was a

doozy ugh was a real doozy because dogs

that do it doggystyle and they get

things going and then it's just often

while you watch that you realize that

dogs... some of them are bad parents and

they don't have rotten childs it's just,

you know the mother does a lot and the

other man just runs off and and then you

know they get adopted in different ways

and that's just some of them have bad

offsprings and you know it's just kind

of weird it's not objective and the

things that come when I'm rapping it's

hard to breathe and it's hard to get

words out of my mouth when it's fucking

a hundred degrees and it's... I'm one of the

emcees who puts up to the challenge no

matter what it is that people throwing

at me but they should throw a frisbee

and I would gladly fetch it and I bring

it back to you and that'd be one hell

of an investment because you can throw

it again and again and again and I won't

get bored it'll be fun every single time it's

like if something new was in store for

me to do that day when I played with you

and I didn't get stopped and it didn't

make me want to drop and roll and you're

gonna fuckin rub my belly and that's odd...

something tells me that I'm acting more

like a dog than I was before I put this

Dumb ass thing off the shelf that

I put over my head and it's, now making

me fear for my health because it's hard

to breathe and I got ears like an Elf,

sort of, I mean it's a shepherd, and I

could say that now I'm like a canine and

that's a great kind because they're the

smartest dogs, at least I think so, we're

what at least one of the great kinds of

intelligent animals and breeds that

there is and I'm one of the greatest MCS

that there is at the same time I'm still

A rapper underneath this fucking mask

that's hard to breathe out of and I'm

one of the greatest MCS out of this

earth and I'm speaking to k9 I guess I

could say that I'm okay nine times out

of 10 that was a metaphor I just

happened to put it in here like it just

happened to fit it in like I just... I'm...

like I need to get my color adjusted

because I actually don't have a collar on this... I'm

disgusted! I'm looked at as a loose dog

a stray one of those things that's not

great that means I'm going to be in

trouble under the law the dog catcher is

going to catch me and then they're gonna

take me on down then they're gonna put

me on the dog stretcher and they're

gonna take me to a different place and

then I'll be done with the pound like

I'm fuckin', Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg and

Kurupt and Daz and all the great

rappers from the past and I guess that's

a better way to look at it then the

actual fact of what happens when the dog

pounders catch dogs is they take them

and then they you know get em' in an

Abusive place it's them behind the

cages and they just treat them like

animals! well dogs are animals I suppose

but animals in a different way that's

How i'm displayin' it and I'm making it

crazy shit and I actually hope I'm in

the fuckin camera view I can't even see

Out of this barely so sorry if it

became doubt and you have to actually

Pan the view! I probably should have

recorded this you know ten feet back if

I don't even know where the hell Adam

Stark would be at if I could see

myself in third person I guess that

would help but that's okay I need to

take this off for Adam's health because

it's fucking hard to breathe in this but,

I'm as silly as a kid I'd just bought

this and I thought this was funny and

silly as it gets I thought I could put

it on, and give a good show like I do

every time when I come up with a

Good flow and people should know that I'm

still one of the greatest MCS and

everybody should understand that it

takes a lot to be a pro and you see me

though and you know that Adam Stark

it's just one of the people that you

aint beatin bro and I got my fucking dog

on yo' ass! he's gonna bite you quick

and you know my dog

this one was neutered so he's gonna bite

your dick because he's gonna get revenge

on the humans that took it from him and

now he doesn't have a you know genitalia

to use for em' so he's gonna take it out

on people because they took it away so

he's gonna kind of look in and sniff and

he's gonna look for some bait it's just

gonna be human beings that get in my way

cuz dogs are loyal and... the head now it

decided to deflate! but that's okay cuz

this rap is just great and I hope

everybody understands that I just like to

be somebody who raps with flavor and I

exaggerate here and there but that's ok

because I'm one of the greatest that

ever did this shit and you know that

because Adam Stark has always been at the top

of this business with his wits and shit,

on top of everything else I still

brought a gimmick to it and I was one of

the greatest who ever get into it like

music that you should need to get and...

put the tunes in, as in you're syncing

It to your iTunes library and I just said

that because I'm scary because I think a

metaphors off the top of a fucking

head that fell off, you probably want to

think that I wasn't going to come here

and go the hell off you probably thought

Adam was gonna say some silly shit like

I was doing a fucking puppet show that's

what it looked like I know, but what the

fuck could go wrong with that? besides me

losing my breath and dying of heat

exhaustion and one of those things could

happen but that's okay because I'm not

breathing often I'm often an emcee

that talks so much that I'm often losing

my oxygen anyway because I'm breathing

so damn LESS, least the breathing is the

least of my problems I should say that

because I'm rappin' so fast and so

quick and you know this because if you

didn't notice I just happened to keep

going and I won't stop to go spin on

like a rotisserie on a chicken that's

just gonna keep going until it's done

and it's fully cooked and that's how the

beef gets settled because everything to

me is beef when I'm going against these,

weak ass rhymers that can't even keep

a fucking beat going and they can't see

the heat coming like a tea kettle and

anyways I better just fucking take it

easy and it's still hard to breathe and

I might have to take a breather

literally and I might have to put a

fucking oxygen mask, and get a tank, to

fit onto my fucking head and through the

hose and shit because

everybody notices that Adam Stark is

fucking Dyin'! and it's just hot as a

fucking... as ugh, Satan throwing the holy fit!

anyways peace y'all thought I'd try

something silly."

Live Freestyle! I Couldn't Sleep So I Rap 7/18/16

"through a computer

screen just remember that all the

fucking typing hateful comments that you

do to me,

talking to those people I'm

gonna get back at them

even if it's just me doing a freestyle

and I Spit raps at them

and I just start attacking them

and I fucking throw thumbtacks at them

and I fucking start becoming a business person way high up

here then I start taxing them!

I can attack them in any way I feel like and

it's not gonna stop me in my mind I am

platinum and then you're probably gonna

come back and say: 'well it's only in your

mind' that's right that's what you're

gonna say but you were lonely in your

PRIME

that means the highest point of

your life you were still lonely you

still had no homies you still fucking,

blow me through the fucking... looking at

the screen you just couldn't stand what

I was saying you couldn't stand what you

were seeing but you didn't understand

that this was an MC who was just MC-ing and

it was just, then beating everybody that

was just... the best in the shit and you

know that it's not gonna happen because

you are a worthless person piece of shit

that was never worth observing you just...

you're a fucking German this fucking

germinated planet that came in and just

decided you wanted to look at my name

and then attach it- to something negative

but that's... I don't give a fuck because

my precipice is beating the shit out of

other bitch ass MC's that try and mess with

this, excellence, and you ain't gonna want

to be tempting this, it's just I'm on a

higher temperament, you don't want to see

where my temper gets! it gets as hot as a

fucking volcano erupting and it's

amazing that the functions of these

bitch-ass people listenin' and observin'

everything that I say in it, they stay

thinking that... what I say isn't substance,

fuck this! you know fuck this shit you

dumb ass bitch I ain't give a fuck what

you say to this, the negative people that

listened and just make a display and

they just make hateful things and you

know they send me threats, and they just...

it's all a bunch of emptiness, it's just...

I don't give a fuck about your

stupid-ass things you say it's just one

of the things that should, you should

just disintegrate you know as in

disappeared because you dissing a great

person and then you're gonna

'disintegrate person' after I make you 'disintegrate

person' that's a fucking some kind

of entendre I'm assuming it's a double

at minimum maybe a triple and

was amazing and the world rippled at the

moment cuz it just I just crippled my

opponent using fucking metaphors I come

up with at any time cuz, what I... like I

said before I got substance and I'm

punching constantly metaphorically and

physically and I'm surprised that I don't

break the frickin screen the way I'm

always throwing my arms when I rap I

guess you could say that was bizarre but

it's an attack that works and it's been,

ugh something that I have observed that I

do, you know I can criticize myself at

least I know what my worth is, so I can

not be simple-minded as well at least

I know what this guy has been dealt

which is a talent skill set of being

hip-hop and getting off of getting

amazing raps and I always give props to

other good rappers when there

actually is one which is rare to find

it's part of the wisdom its like, it

comes with it you know I'm just one of

the kids that always is one of the

sickest, sickest in a sense that I will

beat you to the point that you will get

inside of a defensive mode and you just

think it's you gonna stop me with

antibiotics and probably gonna take some

pepto-bismol because it's gonna make you

sick to your stomach like a fucking

ulcer and if you think you're making me

sick that was false sir! and then you

just gonna beat me to the point you're

like a fucking... ugh you could only beat me if

you were a fucking golfer and you were

playing that whack-ass sport no offense

but you know I'm on the fence to say

that I'm as hot as fucking sulfur you

know none of this shit you're saying

is gonna make me stop you know it's

like I threw a fucking anchor off of the

dock, and you know some people are a

hater, because they're not in this spot,

as in the metaphor I'm going off of

being on a boat, and I was just fishing

and I was wishing that I can show y'all

what was happening when the Sun was

glistening today"

"I get my shit off I know what I'm talking about I know what

I'm rocking now I know I couldn't fall

off of a fucking rocky boat if I didn't

have a seatbelt on, and I threw a hundred

rocks in the boat! and it was gonna be to

the point where it was gonna topple

though I could be completely turned over

and I still wouldn't get wet I'd be on

the top of the boat, with my shoes on it

and I would move off and I'd jump from

this to the fucking grass next to it and

there would be at the point where you

see... I would be the last remnants"

I Have No Patience Freestyle 7/21/16

"Wilson in the island, that's

from that one fucking movie whatever

it's called with Tom Hanks and he was

dying and he was crying and he was

wishin' he was livin' a life that he

wasn't lyin' in, that's what actors do

anyway as they're lyin' and that's where

they lying in they're gonna end up in the

ground in a cemetery lying in the dirt

and then they're gonna be lying in the

dirt like they were trying to get... find a

different way to get inside of this

Little Earth"

"soldier like I said before but it's more... that it needs more closure

than ever before because you know Adam

Stark he's always moving around, you see

my entire body there's not one

Inch resting,

or you know you see that I'm one guy that's interesting

be, or maybe I'm very boring and I'm always in motion

because there's not one interesting spot!

get it? not one INCH a RESTING spot! not

one INTERESTING spot!

see I just did a crazy double entendre is to make this

sick, sicker than it would be if you were

watching some soccer and you just wanted

to watch to see if there: a fight would

come out because that's the only reason

I watch that sport, no offense but that's

the way that I'm coming at the things

now because I just say it the way I feel

it the way I'm watching things how it

becomes something different when it's

people, watch it to see the competition

but I'm only watching it to see if

something's gonna happen that wasn't

part of the plan and it's been admitted

by me first, because I always keep it

real, never keep it fake, and for keepsake

and you know that Adam Stark is one of

the emcees that rake in new fans in

every way he can, that's why I always do

freestyles, even if I feel like it's one

of the things that people it's... I've

noticed it's a lost art it's a lost

sport it doesn't happen no more for all

sorts of different reasons don't ask me

Why, freestylin has been less popular than it

was before cuz it used to be on demand

and it was always heard it was always

observed it was always requested and now

you see that these sessions are becoming

more and more, become thin and each get

stretched into different decimals,

decibels excuse me and the rest of it

poles too new other places and yeah I

guess you could say there's a point to

it, like decimals I wanted to clue that

word anyway because I just cancelled it,

and then I re-cancelled it, its like I

fired you then I rehired you

immediately or I canceled your quitting

and you see that these emcees that can

come up with amazing things like Adam

Stark does because Adam Starks buzz is

higher than fucking retarded bitch-ass

BuzzFeed I hate that website but I

wanted to compare my buzz to what their

buzz feeds and their buzz needs to stop

being fucking shameful and ruining

people's lives because you know what?

they have is a hidden agenda behind

there, and you see that and if you don't,

it's too painful"

I Had A Great Day Freestyle 7/25/16

"Yo I had a really

great day so I feel like freestyling

let's get, it cuz I am wit' it, I'm

gonna be traveling as far as three

islands if I feel like it cuz Adam Stark

is a real fighting real Titan real

hungry motherfucking punching MC that's

gonna beat your fucking face to death if

I feel like it cuz, I can beat anybody in

a race to death, I could just fucking

take a bayonet and I could chuck it

faster than you could take a bullet out

of the fucking pump shotgun chucking it,

bullets at me but I'm fully rapping at

my full fuckin function it's my 'getting

mad mode' and it's Adam Stark is in rap

mode and I'm always gonna attack folks

theoretically because he's pathetic he's

getting to the point where he is

receptive to everything that I say even

if he doesn't think he's pathetic I can

prove it because I am moving in ways

that you couldn't do if you were copying

the fucking greatest MC's blueprints and,

when I say he wasn't talking about me

He wasn't talking about somebody that I

decided to be dissing subliminally, or

not subliminally maybe I'm just trying

to distract you from anything that I'm

trying to do because every message I

rapped through, happens to be crazy it's

a method that Adam used and it's a

fucking... written on my body as if it was

a tattoo but it ain't because, um when I

say written on my body, you know there's

no tattoos on me, you know I'm just... you

just reading my fucking face but my

flesh is getting off me, it's gonna be

rotting like a fucking zombie because

I'm attacking everybody that wants to

get on me, and by on me, I'm saying that

they're trying to get on my nerves and, I

could say 'on me' because everybody

literally gets in my face with this shit

cuz they think that they're just amazing

but they're falling from grace with this

shit they just fucking... got kicked off

the cliff that I chose him to fall off

of and it's not gonna stop Adam Stark

from doing his stuff that he wants to

get done it's... Adam Stark is just off-

off of one, you know he could be on a

rocker and he could be rocking so

fucking fast on the rocker that he could

fall off the rocker and I rhymed rocker

like four fucking times to prove

something because I can do 'nothing' with

words if I wanted to, I just proved that

I don't have to rhyme but then I'm going

to go back and prove that another time!

watch, I'll do it again I'll say: on the

rocker, then I'll rhyme it with ten

different things like I'll say, I'll fucking

punch your doctor, I'll fucking

waste no time showing you that your

nothing proper that should be done in

the MC game, because you're on the

fucking jock sir, and you ain't gonna beat

me faster than I could if I was hiring

somebody to run you over with a 18 Mach

bird fucking airplane running the shit

over you! and it's gonna just get over

you it's gonna be something you're gonna

look up and realize it was just coming

into view mid view and it just hit you

and it just took you over and guess what:

I'm still not done rhyming with the word

I would just was, so let me do a quick

turn like 'Red Rover' and go back to it

because I was rhyming with Doctor and now

I'm gonna get to the next point I'll

teach you a lesson like a proctor, I'll

keep going and I'll say something else

crazy to run with that word like, guess

what I can kick you in the fucking face

like I am very terrible at soccer and

you were close range and you shouldn't

have been that close cuz you know was

about to pass the ball to the next guy

in the next lane and then guess what? I

could fucking take ten planes and I

could put him in different areas and

guess what I wasn't talking about

airplanes and now I know I know that I'm

scaring ya because you thought I was

talking about the fucking actual

vehicles that go into flight and go into

the sky but I am NOT I'm talking about

something else very frightening and I'm

not gonna deny it when I'm saying is, I

could take ten planes of shit that I was

fucking writing down and I was doing a

math experiment and I was trying to be

explaining it, because I said before I

was a fucking Proctor, see how I bring up

the shit in the past? my freestyles and

you know this because it's awkward and

because it's awkward that means you're

gonna remember it more than if it was

something simple and easy to

extinguish what I was trying to say,

and I meant to say distinguish but I

said extinguish because you want to put

my fucking fire out, coming from this

guy's mouth when I'm a fighter now, I'm

not no longer a freestyle rapper I'm now

just... I'm an entire fucking round of

ammunition just coming and attacking

people that get in my way that's not

going to be an easy thing to be admittin'

when I'm sittin' at the other side of

fucking... being judgment... being judged at

Judgment Day cuz it's one of the things

I'm coming to say is that, I'll get in

your fucking face and fucking... you know

ruin what cha look like, like you just did

the fucking 'face swap snapchat' and...

whatever that thing's called and but, it... I

am way fucking past that because that's

one of those dumbass things that little

kids play with and that's that, and if

not then you're just immaturely doing

something that you shouldn't be doing

because that's a stupid app and you know

that you're ruining the time

that you could be doing good stuff you

could be fucking studyin' and you could be

learning about shit or you could be

listening to some good ass music and you

know that you are deserving that shit,

unless you're just a worthless person

that isn't further you know, rehearsing

of things that we have learned from the

past which is to be better than what we

were before because maybe you used to be a

piece of shit than you ain't learn

because, it's a not an easy gift to

understand that you can learn from your

past mistakes and that even if you're

not rapping great you realize that you

can get past the tapes, without fucking

pressing the fast-forward function

because it's one of the things that I am

more in touch with, because Adam is

fucking... for the one kid that thinks life

is over for em' and I will get them and I

will take them, and I will make them

understand that there is more in it for

them like you could fucking... learn like

you're reading a forum f o r u m because

that's a fucking... what do you call it... a

website where you can learn about stuff

or you can learn about us because some

of them are personal, some of them are

educational you know that because it's

one of the things that's up to your

reputation to understand and to

undermine it's one of the times that you

get one of demands is that become a

demand for people to come and to, get

into your fucking, words and learn from

it and it's one of the things that I am

just burning your substance because

you're putting out a bunch of shit but,

you want me to learn from you but I've

already learned it first and if you try

and curse the words and reverse the

meaning of it like you try to reverse

the birth of it because you thought you

worded it perfect because it was

something that you said, and your ego is

that high where you think because you

said it: that you are that guy! that you

would just made something amazing

because it came from your mouth but,

there's plenty of other things that you

could be safe for that now because what

happens when your mouth decays and it's

in a drought, that's what should happen

to bad rappers that are entered this

game now, but it doesn't, but that's okay

because you... I wasn't one to not

understand how the game works it's one

of those crazy things and I should just

fucking made a major arcade game like

'Game Works' that's a fucking store where

you can play a bunch of arcade games and

that was an amazing thing because I

wanted to say some things that happened

to rhyme with what I said before, but in

a crazy way because I went from a

fucking... two words to a fucking pronoun

and you know now because, I would say I'm

the 'pro now' but did you already expect

me to say that but I'm not going to say

that I'm gonna save that, instead I'm

gonna say I'm profoundly

disturbing every other emcee coming

against me because their face is gonna

meet the curb in less than a second

because I can meet you 10 speeds faster

than you could if you want to fight me I

will beat you I will easily just

discrete you, and I will easily deplete

you in different places and if you want

me to say that I will meet you, then

here's what I can do I can fucking write
to you I'll write a letter to you

anonymously and you will see that's

coming from an awesome MC, and then you

won't think it's me because you don't

think I'm awesome anyway because I see I

have a lot of haters and they meant

nothing to me any day of the fucking

week that I read your fucking weak ass

comments that you're gonna leave to me

it's not gonna be defeating me it's gonna

be one of the things, that's crazy

because it's all hidden in secrecy like

the fucking... hidden cabal and you ain't

wishing me all good luck but it's okay

because how much could a woodchuck if

a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck? I'll tell

you what Chuck! Chuck's your fucking name

that's why I ended it by saying Chuck

and I ain't saying much if you ain't

listenin to what I'm saying cuz you

don't like to listen to crazy metaphors

and similes and alliterations and

high hyperboles and onomatopoeias and

other things because I don't want to be

ya even if I'm one of the guys that

doesn't have fuckin words and rhythm and

you know you're cursed like the system

is for getting people who have worst... the

worst wisdom it's gettin to be longer

and longer referred to prison because,

that's what happens when you get... you

fuckin trap yourself in this cage

because realizing you think you're the

only animals in hell but not thinking

that, it's the authorities that put those

animals in hell and you ain't going to

stop the guy that's telling you because

I'm a savage from this and I help other

people even if you don't think I do I

talk about battlin' because it's the way

that I react to shit when I'm getting

attacked so many times on-fucking-line

that's gonna ruin my fucking mind but

then again I'm just gonna rise from it

and I'm one of the people that can be

crazy because if a guy summons a fucking

crazy monster he's gonna tank me with it

and it's... and now it's a science fiction

rap but that's okay because isn't that

exquisite? isn't that interestin'? isn't

that some crazy interestin' mythological

shit because it's a, crazy tip that I'm

going to coming up with... any

insurmountable amount of hits, when it

comes to what I'm gonna say because I

don't know much about that shit but I

still know enough to say... ugh the you know

the least amount of it, I can at least

come up with the crazy meaning and make

a thesis for it and you know you will be

distorted because you know going against

a crazy MC that he knows that this

is what he is in for, its

for freestyles and crazy raps and crazy

fucking rhymes going all over the place

its omnipresent you know you can't stop

anybody that's gonna stomp you out like

a fucking dead cocky wannabe peasant, and

I'm on the fucking top of the league and

you know you ain't stopping an emcee

that is just not wanting you like... a

silent bitch with a fucking duct tape on

your mouth you ain't talking to me, and

it's just... I'm just fucking done

accomplishing all these fucking things

you just motherfucking wannabes coming

on to me, and then it ain't saying that

you fucking being flirtatious its just,

you want to fuck with a guy that's

tougher than you and as an emcee and

that's courageous but guess what, your

basic you're gonna meet your fucking

maker and that was me because guess what

I say words that you couldn't say first

but you can claim that you do but that's

a false claim sir, because you're just

making a fucking stupid-ass claim that's

all you're doing and that's you're gonna

ruin that name that you had already

whatever level you had it at, it's gonna

go down down down and down more like a

fucking hibernation bear and its habitat

because that's what it does it goes down

and hides in the fucking caves and

caverns and holes and other places that

Adam could find out because he knows so

many things about different fucking

subjects and you know this because, all

you talk about is guns and how the

fucking snub ejects bullets and I get it

that's kind of cool but you know it's

one of the things that fullest gets me

to the point of being pissed off because

there's so many other fucking things you

could rhyme about in hip-hop if you're

just a 'one-trick pony' I mean I guess

it's okay if you're REALLY good at that

one trick that you can do but, homie you

got to see that there's things that

you could do, and you know me, I'm

somebody that's gonna tell you the truth

even if it hurts and it shows me that

you're not somebody that wants to listen

to advice that I give you but that's

okay because you're on this mic and

you're not this guy is you? as if you

were, then this wouldn't be an issue

because you know that it is berserk and I'm

gonna fucking beat you to the point that

you're in the middle of earth like a

fucking Middle Earth what does that

fucking... stupid ass show 'Lord of the

Rings' and you know you're you're the

fucking horror of this thing because all

you want to do is explore everything you

want to get your self stuck get your

sorry ass out there and be famous for

what? being somebody? you're like an MC

that is like the meaning of

welfare which means everything is handed

out to you and I'm not saying welfare

and real life is bad, I'm just saying in

freestyle and as a point of being an

emcee is to get yourself out, and of the

fucking... bubble that they put you in and

that's all I'm saying because if you

lookin' inside of it and you just, you

just want to rhyme a bit you just want

to stay in that little fucking... you want

to be a little bit of fire like a 'Bic'

and you don't want to be something big

like a fucking flaming torch and, and

then I don't mean Fleming in a gay way

cuz that's what you're probably gonna

say if sorts because like I said

everything can be spun in its own way

and you know that because Adam Stark

don't play even if this was a fucking,

game to you it aint a game to me so

shame on you for thinking that you're

gonna be shaming me, because I'm a great

MC and I'm always gonna be that way and

you're never gonna see Adam Stark become

decayed because I'll... maybe I'm fucking

immortal you didn't know that but maybe

you do now, because I just told you that

and if you didn't and you still don't

believe it then you're just a

non-believer and that's all it is and

I'm not gonna call you an atheist

because I never said I was a god neither,

so that's up to you to decide you can

choose the way to rhyme, I'm just

telling you to be better than you could

ever be without using a fucking excuse

to get away from using your rhyme words!

because that's all it is you're gonna

start at the bottom and you could work

your way up, or you can tell yourself

you're okay at the middle or the... you

know... one quarter section of where you could be

and that's just a horrible way to be and

that's a, horrible weapon to choose

yourself because then you're not going

to be able to you know, choose the belt

that you want, don't you want the

champion one? or one of the ones

underneath that like the Banta weight or

the feather weight or the middle weight

or one of these other things that you

could get today but instead you're just

gonna be stuck in a place that you don't

want to be at like you got stuck in a

fuckin shitty date, with a person that

doesn't even fucking pay a tip and you

tell them to pay attention and they

don't because they can't even get you to

fuckin say the right thing because they

just ignore every word you say and they

just over-talk you and they bore you and

they get to the point where they're

borderline stalking you because you

realize they don't even want nothing to

do with you they don't even want to go

on the date in the first place they just

wanted to be stalking you, they just

wanted to be talking to you it's that,

it's at that point... where I'm making the

metaphor extended this long and even

though you probably understood the first

10 words I said, this guy is gonna be

proving that, it's wrong to tell me to

stop telling me to stop telling me to

tell you cuz I'm telling myself I guess

and that's what happens when I rhyme I

just talk to myself I guess because then

again I'm looking at my fucking face in

the camera too

as I record this but you know that's one

of the things that the cameras do is

they make you want to say what you want

to say, and you're not gonna stop today

and why would I stop if I wanted to? and

it's crazy because I get in this awful

mood, but then again I had a great day,

maybe I'm just in a good mood so I want

to say bad things and say what I want to

say because it's one of the

craziest things that you could do, you

know you could be here or you could be it

in Russia with the dude who has an AK

because that's where the weapon came

from it was in 1947 did you know that?

well obviously the gun ends in the

number 47 so if you didn't know that

holy shit like a very abhorrent Reverend

because a reverend who believes in

holiness wouldn't say 'holy shit' or if he

did that would be going against what he

believes in, won't it? well that's what I

would think at least because I'm a guy

that gets appointed at the point where,

I am thinking that this fucking fly is

gonna be sinking cuz it's getting in the

way of my freestyle again this is like

the third video that's gotten

interrupting to, and it's gonna stop Adam

Stark from getting flows and getting

those reactions that I want to get and

you ain't gonna stop this guy cuz I'll

fucking stump you quick like I fucking...

got to something on the bottom on my

shoe I didn't even see your face in

the ground but I just walked on it!

anyways fucking one of the kings of

freestyling, peace out have a good one

everybody I just want everybody to be

the best that they can at the end of the

day!"

This Should Make Me Famous Freestyle 8/06/16

"alright let's freestyle cuz now I'm fuckin' happy, and

that's the best time to be rapping cuz

that means, that the bitches are gonna be

slapping around because I fucking

tackle I fucking beat the ass of a clown,

and they ain't gonna be past me now

because, if they couldn't fucking take

the clothes off my fucking back if this

was a hand-me-down sale, and that's not

gonna beat a guy that's fucking Grammy

bound... hell he's got so many fucking hits

and classics and you know this cuz

Adam Stark is always coming with the

dopest of that shit and this fucking

rappin' is gonna be attackin' it's

gonna be stacking like fucking pancakes

and you haven't even gotten to the point

of breakfast because it's too late, but

you missed it, you missed your fucking

date and then you didn't even get to

contemplate or eat the food that was on

the plate you missed every

Opportunity, you wanted to get some fucking

delicious awesome steak! I'm just saying

things that fucking rhyme why because I

feel like because I'm a very comfortable

guy... with my fucking self and my rhymes

are gonna not be fuckin Shelfed they're

gonna be in the stores they're gonna be

coming off of it, and ya know that shit

because I'm one of the people that is

coming off with the amazing hits that's

gonna stop anybody whose

trying to get against me with some crazy

shit, anybody who's hating pissed or just

coming up with some crazy myth that Adam

Stark isn't what he say he is, I'm gonna

beat you down to the point that you

can't even fucking take a piss! and I

wasn't even aiming low that's just how

great I am though I fucking... I'm so

fucking strong and powerful that one

punch will make you down... I'll take you

down a blow I'll take you down a fuck

couple fucking stairways of steps and

I aint talkin' about the stairway to heaven

but there lays what kept me, from getting

you killed is the stairway was... happened

to be closed that day with the fucking

tape over it and you know this shit because

it was a fucking crime scene and every

crime should be investigated and looked

over quick it should be, and be at the

point where everybody's trying to step

on my fucking toes but I ain't fucking

barefooted because they're lookin'

scared from seeing a crooked eye looking

guy coming around and I'm gonna beat

your asses and it ain't looking fly and if

you ain't lookin fly, that means you're

fucking grounded like you did something

bad you got in trouble with your parents

now your fuckers getting embarrassed

because I'm punching you like I'm

getting a fucking angry to the point I'm

like a rabbit that lost his carrots!

and that was only fuckin meal I had, so I

had to fucking steal your ass I had to

fucking beat you quicker than a fucking

Uh, deceitful winner that wanted to get

the fucking money from the lotto but he

tried to fucking... make a counterfeit one

but it didn't work and he got owned by

the fucking store clerk owner because he

saw that it was a fake one and then he

decided to take one then he decided to

recreate one then he decided to take out a

rake from the shed and he decided to

fucking steal on his fucking head and

just shake one on on the side of him so

then it fucking caught him in three

different places and they made three

different kinds of cuts! that's so crazy

I am cuz I am this guy for once I'm

comfortable I'm just saying a bunch of

crazy things why because I'm a very

interesting kind of guy and I just

decided to rhyme and I'm feeling in a

good mood for once instead of being

condensed in the fucking fetal position

because I had to pee and I was

practically beaten in submission and that's

just fucking crazy and there's always

some fucking things going on that gets

me fucking hazy I'm losing every sense

that God God willingly gave me and it's

just, you know it's one of these fucking

things it's just I'm plucking the

fucking strings of my fucking puppeteer

that wants to come in and get me down to

the point where I'm not coming up with

things, he wants me... you know whoever's

out there out to get me they want me to

stop being such an awesome guy that's

coming up with the grazing hits that's gonna

the people of getting out from

witnessing crazy things that I'm coming

up with because you know I'm fucking up

with these crazy uppercuts and punches

coming up to you fucking getting you in

the stomach for nothing I don't do it

for money because if I did then I'd lose

the fucking authenticity of my fucking

substance punch and you punk bitches

quicker than I would if I was coming up

with it like I fucking... flew in reverse

gravity I'd, instead of the ceiling I

was jumping from the ground and I hit

the guy who was after me but he was

upstairs coming down and I just fucking

fucked around and did a jump and now and

now he's looking like he ain't coming

around the side of the fucking town

anytime soon and I can rhyme to any guy

that's coming next to me because I'm one

of the guys who can beat you quicker

than fucking Ryu can, and 'Ryu, Ken' that's

a double team and now... I'm fucking mean and

I'll punch those bitches in the fucking

spleen I'll pull it out and I'll fucking

sell it in the black market and that's...

Adam Stark gets he is heartless when

it comes to rhymes, but in real life he's

a good fucking guy I just happened to

say mean things when I rap because it's

one of the things that there's no

ceilings that keep me intact I can

fucking, lose my brain like a loose

cannon and you know this because, the

dudes Adam! he's crazy he's gonna beat

anybody who gets in his way and he can

even fucking... use phantoms I can summon

Devils to fucking kill you with... for

nothing and they don't even want me to

payback, for any favours cuz they owe

me favors and they know that, because

they've been trying to kill me, as long

as I've been fucking... being in the front

of the race like Speed Racer and I'll

fucking... beat you down quick and you'll

lose everything that you fucking worked

hard for like I just took all of your

writing and erased it with an eraser!

well obviously it was an eraser where

else would it fucking be!? well fucking

would it be... money tree? where I

could buy anything I fucking want to

because otherwise I'm gonna keep working

these hard working jobs for a fucking

fee, and nothing that's ever been given,

that has come to me, know I've had to work

hard my whole life for everything I

wanted because, my product is something

that I'd gotten, at night and I would say I

bought it, but everything I do is free

like I said because I'm a byproduct of

real substance and fuck this dumb shit

coming from this... fucking stupid-ass

industry that's trying to keep all

everything good from hip-hop, but

they're what they're doing is they're

taking the bad shit and they're making that

batshit crazy people one that they get

the fucking sales but they ain't got

fucking skills so I don't you see why

they make any fucking mills, but

and fuck 'Mills' too I mean I'm just gonna say

that as well because his name happened

to rhyme with everything I was saying

before that, and hell it happened to

work well with the scheme of things so

Fuck it, he can die I can fucking come with

the anger that a demon brings and hit

you with the fucking powerful Porce...

force of my punch, yes I said 'porce'

because you're fucking dark as porcelain

and that's... has nothing to do with

your race I'm saying you're so fucking

dark cuz I dragged you through the mud

like people do with my name online! and

that's one of the things because, I am

fine I can say something and you'll take

it the wrong way! that's because you're

judgmental or you just want me to say

something that would get me in trouble

but that's not gonna happen and I hate

to fuckin burst your bubble actually I

love to burst it I'm gonna be the one

coming squirting like I've fucking

punched a stupid motherfucking virgin

bitch that wants to fucking talk shit

about me, but I just did this so swiftly

skillfully and willingly and I'll

kill emcees that gets in front of me

without a fucking... swiftest knee

hit and that's jumping because it's the

things that we get, as we be beaten

motherfuckers so easily and people are

always gonna be requesting me because

I'm thee best MC!

I mean it's fucking... you know that shit

my rhymes and my requesting what do you

want to call it... fucking limit

limitations or whatever it's 'through the

roof like the structure of a chimney' and

that was fucking silly oh fucking well

that... I'm just, I know people always

steal my style like it's like a mother

fucker bit me it's like a mosquito with

a little big libido and a big little

speedo that they fucking wear cuz

they're not gonna be to the point where

they're just getting soaking wet because

they go against me a known vet who's

gonna make you fucking get... it's goin'

completely dehydrated area and it's been

through a drought, but I'll make you get

fucking blood in your mouth! and that's

how you get wet, not any other fucking

way that you can think of that you

thought I was gonna say and then yet, I'll

fuckin' do whatever else I can do because

I feel like it and I am a dude that's

gonna beat you to the point, where you're

not gonna be able to want to do anything

in life that you can do, even if you

can do it because you're gonna lose

all senses that you once had where

you felt like you could grow up to do anything

you had these dreams and things you

wanted to accomplish and then Adam Stark

stopped it, because he fucking stomped it

out! because that's what people do to me,

and know I'm returning the favor, well

favor what whatever you want to call it

I'm just doing that because, I am one

high-ranked earning player in this

fucking game of life and I say it right and I

won't stay tonight in any other vacant

site because I'm just one amazing guy

with some crazy rhymes and I just say

the things that makes people get angry

and they gonna start flaring they're

blaring crazy eyes like like the fucking

bitch from 'Orange Is The New Black' and

you knew that because, she's got those

eyes that are crazy eyes I had to of said

it because I'm crazy guys whatever the

fuck ever, I'll fuckin stomp you the fuck

out, that's what I will do because I'm

one of these guys that is tough now and

I wasn't maybe a long time ago but until

I realized that, I have a heart that can

always grow, and that's what happens the

heart of an emcee makes a powerful

person a hard person to be burnin' and

be taken down their earnings and you

can't ruin me, or whatever I'm trying to

do that I'm determined, and that's what's

going on here because I'm fucking

burnin' people for the reasons that I

feel like that, get in my fucking way cuz

they're not equal to what my eyesight

can see and what it can tell because I

can see past whatever the fuck I'm

looking at you see I'm cooking that

looking like I'm not cooking crack I'm

just cooking stuff that is dope though,

like I'm learning how to make some Swift

little nice little good food in my dojo

and you know that, because I'm eh so so

at this point when it comes to actually

cooking food but I'm learning at one

point I don't know how to do a fucking

thing when if you give me something to

make stuff with I wouldn't be able to

make some shit I would just fucking fake

some shit I'd just say here you go it's

done it's probably fucking raw like my

rhyming is now but that's okay because

then your jaw drops as you fucking die

and you would kneel over and keel over

and you're gonna feel like you were just

hit by a fucking freight train that was

heavier than a fucking freight train

that was carrying the weight of another

freight train! that just ran you over

With!"

Death Is Calling Freestyle 8/24/16

"just go the fuck away, go back to

where there... came from there makers which

will then be me in the first place

cuz, they needed a reason to exist,

which is to diss this guy and diss this

guy's face because everything I

represent, they don't like it because

they hate it because that's not something

they can do they couldn't have created

all the stuff that I did all my works and

the greatest shit

and that's why all these fucking haters just need to shut

up! I'll get you fucking cut up from the

gut up! and then they'll, I'll fuckin' cut you

perpendicularly to your lips and then

your mouth will be bleeding blood and

pus and then it will look like... your face

will look like a fucking plus! yeah cuz

fuck that shit you dumbass bitch you

punk-ass kids"

"You couldn't fucking clean up your act if

You had like a rusty cloth then I'll just have ya

take that rusty cloth and fucking brush

it off because it's all it is is it's

covered in mustard from your mother's

fucking Wonderbra and that's all it is

it's gross because I thought your

mother's fucking tits were hams and

that's what I did I just wanted to get

spick-and-span and then I missed the

plan and then it fucking outsourced

it's shit all the way to fuckin'

Disneyland and I... you know I say things

that you wouldn't think of but that's

okay because what I think up is amazing"

"am crazy and I am impossible to stop bro

because even if you did hit me with that

and I let you get away with it, you

realized by the next day and shit you

would be dead in the fucking ground

because I am amazing with these rhymes

that I come into and it will fucking

cave you in it's like I fucking I

fucking got to snuck up on you from

behind and I fucking just started

stabbing you in the spine and I worked

my way up from the bottom to the top and

I just... like I was doing the... I started

from the charts over here then I got to

the very upper part of it further by the

end of the year, it's like that's how

fucking crazy it was because I started

with not so much of an amazing buzz but

Then I just started plucking every single

bone in your back and then it just

fucked you up and that was one crazy

mode of attack! and now you're fucking

paralyzed you can't even stand and now

you can't, just like the way you can't

stand me when your listening to me cuz

you see that this MC is dissing you, you

know very visually and physically and

now you're like "oh shit but wait a

minute Adam Stark, notice this! I have to

tell you something right now cuz I'm I'm

smart I'm like, I mean I know your rhymes

are cool you know and they're very hard

but, I notice nothing's wrong with my

back! and you just said all of that but I

am completely intact? it's like I

never really got attacked...?" well guess

what haters here's how I can prove my

metaphors are crazy and my words have

Strength, EXACTLY you aren't any

different because you spineless cowards

never had a fucking backbone in the

FIRST PLACE!

so exactly of course it did nothing cuz there was nothing to do you

didn't have any fucking back ones behind

there, so what I just did didn't do

anything and I just had to show that so

you could see the proof! because you

fucking... all you guys do is diss me from

behind a screen without looking at me

in my fucking eyes for once and you

could see how blind it seems and you

guys attack for no fucking reason but

you ain't even MCS and most of the time,

while some of you are, and then at least

you can have a little speck of a reason

To diss me but that's okay because besides

that you people just need to stop

wishing the worst for other people"

Freestyle In A Funny Fake Accent 9/14/16

"being able to do things I like to

do and if I... maybe I get stuck with this accent,

maybe I'll just wake up one

day and I won't know how to talk normal

like Adam Stark always did and then

guess what's gonna happen it's gonna

look poor for you it's not gonna work

out well it's gonna be something that's

gonna be haunting you it's gonna be

something that's gonna get you stuck in

the back of the mind of the person that,

afraid they don't even want to be a part

of and that's just gonna be

Constantly reminding you and when I say you in

the third person once again because I'm

looking at myself as I rap keep that in

mind because I got the camera facing me

with the screen attached, that way I can

see what I'm doing as I'm doing it, in

case I fucking lose my head or some shit

I'll just throw it and then all of the

sudden I can say 'oh guess what I'm losin

it I've just hopin' to get rid of the

thing and now I can... you can see my bald

ass head, and then you know that Adam Stark

is one of the people that's very good

with rhyming and he's gonna be one of

those guys that's always gonna be small

in a past tense, but then you look in

the future and hopefully I'll be much

larger and then I'll be someone who's

much stronger and I'll be able to show

off my muscles and and then there was

motherfuckers that hate me can catch

karma, and I'm not talking about a comma

which is a part of a sentence I said karma

K a r m a which is a different word I just

said that because I have an accent that

makes words sound alike sometimes and I

don't know why but, it just happens to be

the way that it goes when I mix in an

accent with my different flows and all

the sudden I'm rapping so fast again

with an accent which is something

That I really shouldn't do because by

the time I'm done I'm gonna lose my

voice and then I won't have anything to

say to you, but that's okay too because,

rap is expression, and even if it's in

the wrong direction, and you the one who

clicked... on it so you did it at your own

discretion! and I just happen to be

rapping and freestyling even though it's

probably a disaster, I just did what I

could because I just show you that I can

rap better and faster than other

people and faster than... Busta Rhymes and

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony put together they're

'chatter!' that's how fast it was that was

a metaphor for you and I said that

because I also got a 'four four' for you

as if I was a gangster, I don't think I

am but if I was that's what I would say

cuz that's what I do I would start to

blaze guns, and I would just put you in

your fucking place cuz that's what I do

or my rhymer and a fighter one and the

same, and I'm also a rider that's R I D

and E R, and I happen to say that cuz those

are another two words that happen to

sound alike very similar, and if they

want will that be crazy there'll be one

crazy coincidence, that they just

happened to sound alike and I happen to

rhyme with them and that type of way but

that's okay because Adam Stark is

great he's always gonna show you that I

am the type of guy to step up to the

fucking plate, no matter what that means

even if I'm not playing baseball the

plate will be stepped up to and you

know that because I am the one dude who's

always gonna come into the cypher, and then spit a

crazy rap that's gonna make you crazy

and you're gonna learn a lot about

yourself that you didn't know from the

past because you never had uh... somebody

to point a light that cha that you

happen to see a spotlight is on your

life and not my life for one time now

and it's always gonna be different

because, you decided to click on the guy

that happens to do every type of

different freestyling style and flow and

you know... I just... oh go do fuck off accent

I'm gonna... I'm gonna go back to being

Adam Stark now so I can actually talk

normally and hopefully it doesn't happen

again, let me know what you thought I

don't know I was just doing something

weird and sure it didn't turn out well

and I probably won't do it again for a

year and hopefully after this, I didn't

fuckin make you get so depressed

listening to accent I don't have

and you don't have to slam a bunch of

beers just to get through this thing and

hopefully you can have another round of

Cheers!"

I'm Losing My Mind Freestyle 9/21/16

"and I'll the same random things

like fuckin I just talked about walking

on the clouds you never thought I'd said

that before in your damn life did you?

and well it happened to happen that way

because I was rhyming that way and those

words happen to get across in my frame

and, in this view so fuck it I can rap

Whatever the fuck I feel like and if you

don't, then what are you gonna do? get a

fucking rebate? I mean what the? what do

you want from me? like are you just that

much of a fucking cheapskate? I mean

you're just a fucking cheapskate like a

fucking roller rink that's going out of

business and you let all the kids get in

it with low to zero money for admission

and that's the definition of a

'cheapskate!' hey I mean I'll fucking come

up with any metaphor like I just did

because I'm one kid that's come in and

punching you in the stomachs for being

dumb bitches that run with any rubbishness

that ya coming up with and you're just

one of the kids that's just not gonna

realize that a real rapper is here!"

I Hate Politicians Freestyle! 9/30/16

"Yo cuz I just watched that debate, what did

you guys think you think it was great? I

thought it was fucking horrible it just

showed me how much I fuckin hate

politicians and all these people that

just... they oughta witness what I'm about

to say cuz they can hide their fucking

crimes that you know that they just all

want to wish away and just polish this

shit but all I got to say is this shit

is: you know they wouldn't have a fuckin

pot to piss in or a 'John' to shit in if

they realize what they do to the Population, its

Sick and it's got me hating it's got me

wishing that we could take a long vacation

away from this place because, I mean it's

like an unbeatable battle you can't beat

these people that just go feeble and they

do evil things behind the scenes because

they just cruise their way and, they

ain't even deserve to get there in the

first place because when they're running

the race they didn't even get 'first

place' they got... they got something less

than that and they just went behind the

scenes and all the sudden they got their

fucking 'Uncle Fester' hat and they're

just wearin' it and they're just on top of

the fucking screen blaring the shit and

then look at the evil shit they do like

they did in Flint Michigan look at that

shit again, I mean you really think... I

really think people like that: those

politicians really fucking care about

you? what they should do is get a fucking

pair of bears to fight you and then get

a hundred fucking herds of caribou to

stomp on you and then realize that they

should knock them cold the fuck out like

a hundred doses of theraflu should do

because, I'm aware that you should

know that this shit is fucking retarded

and wack as shit and I hate to... you know

get you to realize that Adams pissed and I

hate to tell you this but, you know

they're all fucking fighting for the

wrong team it's not for Humanity they're

doing this for the wrong scene, and it's

horrible and it's got me mad and it's

just I know I'm all green like I'm

becoming the Hulk and I'm gonna fucking

do freestyles in bulk and I'm gonna get

mad and I'm gonna throw things and then

I'll fucking throw it in the vault and

not release it and it's one of those

things because I am off the leash with

this shit and it's like, it's a fight

against these fucking horrible leaders

that we cannot win and it's 'opposite' and

it's fucking toxic, and it's just ruining

everything that was good in our life and

you know if you did not notice it's like

these politicians are fucking clumsy as

fucking Humpty Dumpty is when he's got a

bunch of rum in his system, and he's

trying to just witness trying to get the

shit out of it and it's just tryin'...

they should all go to fucking rehab for

that because they just they're... all they

do is just stumble around and do a bunch

of things and they just you know

mumbling profoundly disturbing things

and they just get their laws passed and

they just ruin everyone's life and they

are not helping us get right, there

instead of going to do things great and

helping us help with diplomacy and do

good things their life instead they're

fighting normalcy and things that we

used to think we're right, oh just crazy

it just fucking ruins my mind

just... this shit is just fucking crazy

it's a fucking fight that we cannot win

and that's, that's all I'm trying to say

is you can't beat an unstoppable enemy and

it's a remedy it's like we're going

against a fucking demigod and shit like

the fucking... it's like: what would you do

against these politicians? I mean would you

want to fight 'with Thor without a hammer?'

'with or without a hammer?' I mean it's

like I just said that that was a fucking

double, standard, because that's what I do

and you know I just... I'm just doing that

because I'm a fucking scammer

and you know that means I'm ripping you

off like I fuckin you know was tearing

your ligaments off and I was trying to

get rid of it and I was trying to

start shipping them off and then I got

to clean up the mess like Christmas has

stopped and I got orders to clean up

everything like Mrs. Claus said to do it

like I'm living in fucking Santa's

Village and you know Adams with it he's

coming up with sick descriptive language

because I'm a savage with it and it's

like I'm a fucking elf

cleaning up all the toys around that

place because I'm just saying that's

what it's like this cleanup is, you can

order from that in this fucking horrible

rat race that we live in and it's just

wishing that we could get ourselves some

different competition because instead

the people that were wishing would be

president should really be in prison

it's like that's what I fucking feel

like I mean we don't have any good

choices left it's like, why can't people

who work hard get good grades and

actually do things right become

president? instead we got to deal with

these evil residents these... these fucking

people that are put on the worst type of

precipice they're choosing to run our

fucking planet I mean they're globalist

visions is terrible and it's scaring me

to the point I'm just fucking crammin;

and I'm just fucking jamming it's just... I

don't know what to do against this

fucking thing it's like I said it's an

unbeatable fight if you ask me but, you

know it's a, it's you know great minds

should be thinking alike well they're

not great they're just evil! it's a

different sight!

I mean you could... you old fucking

politicians go should go suck a fire

crotch with ginger spice I mean that's

what I fucking think about them they

fucking suck, and they know there's

nothing else they could do I mean what

can we do can we knuckle up? nope ain't

gonna happen

it won't be nice though cuz you know

they'd lose, we all know that but that's

just what happens because this was just

a prelude to what I'm trying to say is

I'm fucking mad and I hate everything

that's going on in this fucking country

it's getting fucking sad, I mean their

taking over everything they're

ruining it all they're taking parts that

were good, and they're just letting it

fall down with a fucking fast velocity

and stopping me it's getting to the

point where I'm getting mad I'm about to

fucking crop the screen to the point

where it's cut off

so this much and then you're gonna see

how much is left of it then you're gonna

realize that's just like a way that our

country is we're just losing everything

that we once had, and now the rest of it

is getting to the point we're all gonna

be refugees soon enough and you know

that because this dude is tough and I'm

shown you things that we're just getting

ruined and it's stupid and it's getting

to the point where, you know, we're

basically getting to the point where

we're just ruining 'us' and it's not we

doing it,

it's these politicians with their stupid

shit they got these ideas that are just

their blueprints are really fucking

covered by their hands that are in

blood so really should be red prints! and

that's all I'm saying cuz you should

have read this oh my light just went out

and that was not good let me fucking

open the door quick, then I could get the fucking

light back on and then Adam Starks gonna

rap on and on as I always do and then

even when the darkness comes the

lights at the end of it like you just

saw when I was just rapping and then it

became some suspenseful shit because I'll

make a fucking metaphor of anything that

happens when I'm in my whip, my whip

that's fucking slang for my car I guess

even though this is more like an SUV

instead of a car but I digress I say

things and I won't, wouldn't normally say

but then I... happen in the moment then I

keep it goin' and I make sure that

everything that I wanted to say, gets out

and even the stuff I didn't want to say

that happen to get out anyway because my

mind is a cave and it's trapped and it's

also got a one-way ticket out of it and

that's gonna happen out my lips it's

gonna spit out some shit that you

wouldn't expect to hear me say, but you

know I'm out this bitch you know when

I'm done that's what I'm gonna say

because I'm gonna keep going until I

feel like to the point where I'm fucking

screaming blue to the face and you know

this, these fucking politicians have

ruined the race as in the human race"

"I mean I'm just here to shake shit up,

that's all I'm trying to say I'm trying

to say this stuff you know, it's like on

a 1 to 8 I'll fucking give you a level 7 on

the... of the 'horrible mean scale' because

I'm a vibe-rater get it? shake things up

I'm a vibrator? I just said that that was

fucking weird but it's okay because I'm

great I'll come up with a rhyme that

you wouldn't have said yourself, because

I'm great and I'll say things crazy that

you and have thought of either because,

you know I'm cravin like Wes Craven cuz

he comes up with great movies like the

fucking Nightmare On Elm Street that was

one of the greatest shit that I ever

watched I want to watch it again because

it was amazing when I saw it the first

Time, and I was just an eight-year-old kid

I think that was the age I was and if it

wasn't then it's okay because I said

'eight years old' because 'eight' happens to

rhyme with the way that it was going! and

my fuckin rhyming words in the sentence

that it was creating in its motion so I

just said eight anyways

was a different age at the time it's

okay because I was just creatin' a rhyme

and I wanted to make sure that

It rhymed wit' it though,

the sound and the consonant that I was

using but that's okay because I'm just

abusing my power of being an amazing

rapper anyway so, holy shit

you know I'll just say whatever I want you

fuckin bitch-ass politicians can

Suck a bulging dick"

Happy 24th Birthday Freestyle 11/03/16

"I just turned 24 and I'm gonna keep

doing all this fucking overtime I work

becomin' a money whore, and then after

that I'll start to 'be cumming' a lot more

like a sex addict, get it? 'Becoming' like a

sex addict! and that's one of those

things because I just get eratic and I

get crazy and I get aesthetic like I

fucking flip this phone on a different

side of it and then all the sudden you

can't realise the rhymes are getting to

the point of crazy and insane and it's

hilarious not the funny way but the

actual definition of the word cuz it's...

that's how scary it gets and it's one of

the things I'm changing various

definitions of words when I started

blaring it because I'm realizing that

things that I can say which are common

uses and I can make them to a different

usage I can do things I... that were

normally used for good and to make them

evil and that's just what happens

because it's a... it's a common putrid

words that were used by stupid people

that are not used to putting words

together in a useful manner they just

use these words that they hear on T.V.

because they think that since they use

It they're smart enough to use themselves and

I'm just gonna abuse your health I'll

just fucking ruin your wealth like I

just fucking took off with your bank

account then I just ranked it down to

the fucking level of a third-world

country like all these politicians are

stealing from you"

"I can take one fucking

rhyme that you thought only rhymed with two

things ever and I can get that very

amazingly honestly crazily...

compromise it and then get it very often

stretched into another fucking meeting

and then you know, I'll beat the fucking

bloody piss out of you but first let me

make sure the tablecloth is set!

I mean I'll do that first because I got

manners you know I know which fork is

the salad fork and which other there are

the fork you got next to it is the one

I'm gonna stab you with and then I beat

you to the point we're not gonna be able to

breathe and you're gonna GASP! be making that

sound and they're just gonna look at

Adam when I fucking come across you and

then I'll beat you down to the point

that you don't even have an ounce of any

piss left!"

"it's crazy I'm fucking

charging at you because know Adam Stark is a

bull and everything that I say every

fucking crazy rhyme is you know, just

remarkable and you know you might get a

scar from me once then I'll fucking

scar you again because you're also

'remarkable' you know, that's how I fucking

Say it just did a fucking crazy

double entendre' thing right there that was

crazy and it was rare and it was made to

the point where, all you have to do is

sit there and play dead like they used

to say to do if you were gettin' chased by

a bear but you know I'm pretty sure that

it wouldn't actually help you at all I'm

pretty sure the best thing to do is to

piss yourself then hopefully the bear

will get grossed out it won't actually

try to kill ya and it might actually try

and kill itself it might do the opposite

of what it was trying to do is when, she was

trying to hunt you! and then all the

sudden I've run out of breath and I had

to redo the word I was gonna to say but

that's ok because that happens when the

air comes through the wrong pipe"

"back to the times of medieval era and that era

that ages and the kids know that's crazy

I'm not just bringing the rage without

fucking beating people with brakes and

shit I just fucking get him a fucking

spearheaded and you know and then

hopefully after that take the brains out

maybe then they'll be clear-headed? who

knows we'll see they'll be 'clear-headed

to death!' I mean anyway I guess and that

wasn't technically a double I don't

think and if it was cool then I just got

more points than I thought I fucking

added them more than I fucking think I

was get but that's ok because I'm

coming up the crazy rhymes and I'm at

the brink of it I'm just breaking

everything that comes in my way because

you know I'm sinking the ship like a

fucking captain's goes down with the

Ship"

"well they would fight people

together so even though he's solo he's

fighting with a teammate isn't that

ironic and is that how that works

doesn't that seem great but anyways I'm

just saying I put myself in that

position I like a mercenary position

Like um... virgins when the sex is new? Haha I

don't know that was a weird line to try

and execute! but I don't know uh, mercenary

position I don't know hopefully it made

more sense on camera than it did when I

just said it now that's ok because I I'm

just coming up with crazy rhymes every

single day and you better just fucking

accept it now!"

Merry Christmas 2016 Freestyle 12/24/16

"what's up this is Adam

Stark just here to freestyle and say

Merry Christmas hope everybody has a

good holiday and everybody is there to

witness me rapping me going fast me

going as crazy as I possibly can because

Adam Stark is back and I'm the man

just given punches back to back and

back of the hand to the back of the

other hand to just choke these foes who

try to get in against me because they

want to expose the notes that's coming,

they're not even coming close to the guy

that exposes the mind of the craziest

type of person like the dark corners of

a dark Sorcerer's mind! And you ain't gonna

get as strong as me cuz bitch

I'm as strong as can be I'm more

stronger than a fucking war monger's

forefathers and even worse than that I'm

worse than the things that the kind of

damage that a war harbors in the back of

a fucking dangerous veteran's mind, the

guys that sacrifice their lives to put

everything else behind cuz they give a

shit about the country unlike most

people that live in this one and you

ain't getting this one because you ain't

gonna stop listening to the shit

to its done because I'm making a point,

and this isn't just a pun, this is me

giving you punches, and it's one of those

things that, I will punch chins and

that's a pun for punches bitch! and I

just said all that in one sen-tence, at

least I think it was but I'm gonna give

you multiple sentences that's a

paragraph you're not gonna be able to

bare the wrath of my Adam Stark comin' at you

because Adam Stark is aware the dark is

my best friend. and it's not my enemy at all

in fact I can see better in the dark

than I can in the light time it's

like I'm the guy from Riddick and I

wanna beat you so farkin' hard you're not

gonna be able to get out of this thing

you're gonna be like you feel like a

test dummy in the Honda Civic doing that

crash test, dummy like in a commercial in

one of those things where you think you can get

away from it you watch them what's

happening I guess what happened to it it gets

closening to the end of the wall then

you're gonna realize that the friction

stops and then your inertia doesn't stop

you from getting as much damage that

you could possibly hit, hinder and halter

through because then what's gonna happen

is the life is gonna halt for you it's

gonna take a stop it's gonna let you

wander through the different areas and

planes of existence like you're just

wondering, you wishing around think you

could leave in every single place that

you were interested in going to and not

gonna be able to make it there because

of the fact that you were just giving me

a vacant stare you don't give a fuck

about me or my life or anybody else's

wishes and now I'm just realizing this is

Christmas and this is the part of your

life and the time that you should

actually be giving yourself out to be

giving instead of receiving those are

things you should be believing in if you

don't then you have a problem because you

haven't seen the things that you were...

haven't been receiving in this head of

the ur's that you have gotten because

you would need to do better with yours

than you ever done the in your

past because you know the heaven is

there for you to get to if you actually

believe in that stuff of course I'm not

trying to preach I'm just saying that

the people that don't believe in that

stuff are realizing that if you live a

life of bad things then people are

actually gonna hate you when you die

instead of doing something great then

when you die the people are gonna

remember you as the greatness of your

kind of the person that you actually

were becoming or, had been in that

entire time that people will see that

they will believe that then will

actually remember you and they will

actually want to get their receipt back

for your life in existence that's just a

metaphor for saying that you actually

meant something you are meaningful to

your existence into other peoples... that

you are gonna be on their wishes to see

this to give you great wishes and then

to see you and they're gonna send you a

message they're gonna say guess what, this

guy was somebody that actually mentioned

that somebody that I actually wanted to

see that somebody that actually what I

would consider to represent what the

human race should be instead of being a

hateful fucking douchebag that's on the

internet always saying bad comments and

that's a bad process because than it

happens, is you complicate everything

that was around you and then Adam's off

his rocker and he's gonna start punching

these obnoxious little bitches because

that's what I do as I just get off of

the fences like I've just taken off of

the trenches and I just...

higher leap than it was because now I'm

Off of the benches I'm just giving you

awful stretches I'm just going to be one

of the most awful henchmen for the most

evil doers of all time which is also

Adam Stark but that's only because I

fight evil with evil I'm really good

spirited on the inside but I say evil

thinks when I get into rhymes because

that's what happened is I just look at

life as a dangerous ride and then what I

happen to do is I just erased this guy

that gets me insulted with every single

time that he clicks on the screen

because he hates that this guy Adam

Stark is rhymin' better than he could be

inside of his you know worse fucking

pride that has gotten him so corrupt to

the point he just can't slide the diss

away from this point of the typing in

the screen he just can't the backspace

button because he's got to hear Adam Stark

and then he's gotta get... he ain't gonna

back off from it cuz he's gonna say all

the negative things he can say about me

instead of just realizing that Adam Stark is just somebody who actually

said some real rhymin' and then he just

can't just get them off the point of

that that's Merry Christmas hope

everybody has a great Christmas day and

even if and he don't celebrate it in the

holiday way i wish you still have a

great time and you can enjoy it and it

can seem like a day that was great that

you remembered and it was something that

happened so well it almost lined

together like it was fate or like it was

you know what's the word?n you know um... not

symmetrical but the other one the one

Where it intercepts and that has an

interception pole that happens in that

very area that i was describin' i

can't think of the word I know it's

gonna piss me off, it starts with the P

Perp... ARGH I'll think of it later whatever

but it's gonna come to me and then

you're gonna be wondering why the fuck

Didn't Adam just say that when he was rhyming

because he was humming things: mm-hmm we

wish you were Merry Christmas, he will be

tearing off your ligaments, that's what

I'll say if you get on my fucking hit

list! and have a happy new year!"

Happy New Year 2017 Freestyle 1/01/17

"you know what you are about to expect to see or what's

in your expectancy but you're about to

see an evil recipe of me getting mean

with extra fiends and extra fiendish

ideas that come out of my mind cuz I am

one of the people that I am the

creepiest I claim it myself you don't

Have to claim it for me like you were a

fucking claimant that was trying to take

me to court for something I did and

didn't do, whatever it was proven to be

innocent or is it true was it not true

was it guilty beyond a reasonable doubt

well you're gonna see me now and then

you're gonna be seein' me making you be

pounded into the ground"

"anything less than greatness when it comes to the

fucking payment you're gonna give me for

that lame shit that you did and then what

the fuck you're gonna do next bitch

you're gonna fucking make a threat? well

here's what's gonna happen next is I may

get vexed and then you're gonna try and

make a point well they can fucking

take the finger your makin' the point with

and I'll break it next, and this is the

part of the fight where blood may

dispense you know that might be the next

part that happens so then Adam Stark

gets rappin' and I'm start gets

attackin' every motherfucker that

wants to make another infraction that

wants to get into my life and cut it

short like a fraction that didn't make

it up to the point of a whole number and

then it was a different math equation

that you had to figure out because it

was a different place for you to get it

right like you tried it the first time

it's the point is to try to get it the

right the very first try but it doesn't

usually happen that way because you are

living a sad life and a sad display of

what shouldn't be happening in somebody of

your life look old you are, and you

fucking ruined it already and that's

what happens because you tried to prove

something deadly you try to rap and make

a nice record and you try to groove

through the medley but it didn't work so

well because you're not Adam Stark a

dude who is deadly! that just came out of

my fucking mouth

and now he who's gonna be running now?

you're gonna be running south like it's

migration season and it's... it's my claim

to be this evil motherfucker that's

gonna beat this with my fucking

uniqueness and it's a clean as a

motherfucking the sweetest looking

swedish fish that you could ever eat and

shit like this should you get in the gas

station that's in the convenience store

it's the candy that's got you... it's got

my ass waiting to get some of that shit

because it tastes so good and that's

what happens when I rap is I think of

random ass shit and then all the sudden I

think I see someone walking in midnight

but that wasn't what it actually was

instead it was just the wind playing

tricks on me like every other thing that

happens in this industry where you think

you're gonna get somewhere and then you

don't and then it's just 'pissing in the

wind' you see how I just somehow made

that relatable and then it... of course it

came perverted because I had to mention

my dick and that was disgraceful, bro"

"You know I'm always gonna get you mad when I

rap it's just little things that happen

you know I'm always gonna get you

fucking heated like... like fucking sexual

tension, like, like fucking... a few years

ago meeting a nice bitch in the

vegetable section and she was fucking

sucking on a cucumber for practice and

then uh, then you wonder what happens,

next and then you all of a sudden you

wonder how she's gonna groove on the

mattress, and then you could take any

number of few number of actions and then

all of a sudden you know, you... you want to

see any number of couple of infractions

and then all of a sudden you know when I

whip it out it's bigger than a fucking,

see looking in the back of a truck

when the muffler detaches!"

"as long as Adams in the

conversation and you know you're so

fucking stupid its gonna be the weirdest thing

that you ever wanted to say but guess

what Adam is a wanted face in this

fucking rap game so it... while you might

have Adam in the conversation, guess what

you also are so stupid that you 'add dumb'

stuff to the conversation, well I'm just

'Adam: stuff in the conversation!' and just

fucking make a crazy rhyme or entendre

with that stuff because it's amazing

that you can't do that stuff but you

wish you could! but it just ain't happen,

just ain't payin' it just ain't getting

you to the point from B to A as if you

were doing the alphabet backwards and

you were trying to go CBA but you know

instead I just 'see BS' and I'm not

talking about a fucking T.V. show"

Going All Out Freestyle 2/04/17

"you know paid million times more than I do I get

it but guess what I can rhyme dude and I

can come up with crazy rhymes that you

wouldn't be able to think of if you had

more than a couple hundred dimes more

than I did and if you even have the

ability to find the buried treasure and

find it and then you try to find a place

for yourself to hide it I could rhyme so

much that it would cover more than

footsteps that it would take for me to

ACTUALLY find it! that how many rhymes

I've created with it and guess what I'm

just amazing with the rhymes come on out

I can create a New Haven with it, there

is a place that I can find thats gonna be

is safer than a safe is with it like

fucking... you know what's safe?

what is more impenetrable than that? what

is a better defense that you cannot find

anything that won't detonate it flat, you

can't fucking drop it from the top of a

Cliff!"

"and if we get that stuff inside of

you because Adams Stark is one of the

fucking top motherfuckers whos a crazy

proprietor of this motherfucking

movement of rappers who come up with

great amount of enlightened words

enlightened can also mean in a bad way

it doesn't have to mean enlightening as

in: 'lifts your spirits up' it can also

mean Adam Stark is one of the purist

motherfuckers that comes on the rhyming

and this first and I can move my hand

in weird movements you're gonna notice

that when you watch this because, Adam

Stark is somebody who knows everything

he is pure lucrative with the words that

he uses and you're gonna see that this

is one of the things that you're not

going to understand until you're older

because, WE'RE used to! the people

that are cut from this cloth you cannot

Knock Adam Stark is somebody that's you are

gonna go against and you think you're

gonna win but then when you get your ass

kicked you're gonna think that you got

ripped off, you're gonna think: 'holy

shit I had a sure plan I thought was

gonna beat his ass in a rap battle' and

then you went against him then guess what

happened? you get your ass slapped backwards

so fucking fast that it hurts so fucking

fast that you hit the grass and then all

the sudden the grass started, you know

reoccurring what it was doing when it

was first being planted which means you

got laid into the dirt in a place that

it was planted in and I'm not talking about

Plants when I say that it was planted I'm

saying that it was a place where it was

and it was you know, made to be part of

the farmers fuckin land that it was made

because it was gettin' cut across with

the fucking combine that it was... you had

to wax the ship because that's what you

do when you're a farmer you work hard

and you do go through all the different

actions and you don't have a day off

when you live that type of life because

if you did then guess what? your whole

plants are ruined and then you wouldn't

be able to sell crops you wouldn't be

able to make a living and that's what

happens when I whipped your ass I just

give you an ass-whooping and then I

teach you a lesson about some life that

you're not living because you live in an

urban environment that's what happens

because you're gonna learn from where I

had went! in my life"

I Am Bored Freestyle 2/09/17

"sad motherfucking world that we livin' in, and Adam Stark

sees the door he kicks it in, you gonna

be somewhere else? you wish you were then

like you were going back in your own

head and imagining you were in a

different place because Adam gets in

your face and then guess what? you be

'into space' as in outer space not as in

you're interested in astrology but

you'll be into space and in I took your

ass there physical logically, as in

I beat your ass so bad

I fucking tortured you I fucking took

you to a new place you didn't want to go

to and it was an adventure that you were

forced to do not something you wanted to

that's something you voluntarily acted

upon but something got into your head

like Adam Stark was just putting you as

a pawn on the fucking chessboard and

then guess what you got beaten up you

got your chest torn like I fucking took

the game and just ripped it up but I'm

also saying your chest as in your chest

adds a t to the end of it when Adams Stark is

saying the stuff because guess what I

have a fucking hype level like this high

and Adam is living it up and 'living it

up' as in raising the level that it was

at, the bar too, and guess what Adam

Stark will come up with another bar too

and guess what Adam Stark will say

somethin' animated and I'm not gonna

rhyme it with saying the word cartoon Imma animated it,

rhyme it with saying

something else which is drastic which is

something that Adam created which means

I can rhyme it by saying I'm gonna hit

you with something crazy that you

wouldn't be able to see coming as if it

was a 'Beep beep' R 2, and he was doing a self

destruct function and I just said that

because that was something you couldn't

have come up with even if you thought of

it and took the time to write this shit

down guess what you would have been...

mine would have been abroad with it, in

other words I'm sayin' you a bitch or

I'm sayin' you in a foreign place I just

put two meanings into one line and you

heard me from this guy first cuz I am

the one most affordable space of place

to listen to because the space that

you're into right now Adam Stark's space

Adam Stark's faces a place that you won't

be wastin' your time listening to because this

guy has got some rhymes that he's given

to you and guess what else he's given to

you? by talking to the haters only: ass

whoopins! and guess what's gonna happen

cuz Adams looking for, some fights whether there

Fair or not guess what

Adam Stark is a motherfucking apparent

boxer who's just gonna hit you with the

southpaw or maybe it's the North one,

that's not a real boxing stance but I said

it anyway because Adams Stark can afford

to come up with new rhymes because I'm

forthcoming with my fucking punchlines

and punches can be punchlines at the

same time it can be punches or

punchlines, so it's physical mental or

some other type of abuse, emotional I

guess is whats gonna happen but you're gonna

lose either way that happens because

this is a promotional way of me to get

my rhymes off, Adam Stark he's just a

divine God in the sense of rhymes only

but I'm not sayin' any God of any

religious type because homie I

wouldn't put myself in a place like that

that's offensive to people who believe

in their different religion everybody is

different I respect their perspectives

of different ways that they live in,

that's totally fine all I'm saying is,

you got to be promoting the guys that

actually given you amazing

unconventional controversial rhymes and

otherwise what you're doing is not being

you know yes no you're being 'other' ...wise!

Haha I just I don't know I put that in

another context because Adam Stark will put

you in the fucking table of contents

under dumb concepts and that was

contents contents like I just said two

words that sound the same and I just did

that because it was crazy and you

Couldn't have came up with it because you're

lame in the way that you can't come up

with rhymes that are great in this way

in this display that is made and I'm...

when I'm saying things that are dissing,

disrespectful, that's only going towards

those people that are disrespectful and

not the people that you're trying to get

to in this echo chamber that I'm

creating of great rhymers and greatness

so when you hear disses listening to

this guy saying his shit when it gets

out of his lips it's not meant for you

the good fans so if you hear a diss,

don't get offended at all don't think

it's for you it's not for the guy that's...

or girl that is listening to this rhyme

that's coming from this guy it's coming

from somebody who has a hateful type of

personality where they have to say

everything bad because their reality

sucks worse than anything that they have

came across and after they get past the

fucking horrible life style that they've

been living it rapidly changed their

perspective because they have to listen

to somebody who is given their

Ass, kicking!"

Freestyle God! Triple Meaning (Near The End) 2/24/17

"I see you when I go at the speed of light

at that speed two times it, because guess

what when I rhyme shit holy hell you're

gonna fuckin see a new climate like

Minnesota every other day we get

something different it's fucking crazy

if you didn't know that, well now after

listening to this you can't say that you

didn't! see I had to make that rhyme some

way, because I wanted to say 'did didn't'

but then it wouldn't have worked the way

I started it because, if you heard what

I said it would have been some retarded

shit because I would have said a double

negative instead I made sure that it was

a positive at the end because then you

would have realized what I said has been

declared something that makes sense!

that's how fucking crazy I'm I am

precise when I think and when I write

it's even faster than the type of speed

that you see when you blink!"

"wonder why I didn't catch it on camera like I should have

had this be a fucking dashcam is that,

hey is this thing a phone dashcam? get it?

a phone Dash ...cam? as in a camera that's a dashcam

it goes in front of the fucking car cuz

that's what a dashcam is and if you

didn't know that so far now you do, but

I'm also saying a phone dash, cam as in two

different things see that was a double

meaning I just came up with it and that

was fucking sweet I just said that

Because its like I'm a metaphor

motherfucking King! I come up with shit

at the top of a brim, because that's what

I do because that's what happens when I

THINK! it's my thinking cap it's always

on and Adam Stark is always coming up

with shit crazy as if it was a song and

as if I was just coming up with the

words and I was creating a chorus for it

and guess what? I got the biggest

supporters for it's called the fucking

forces of hip-hop

the real ones that are, for this, you know...

importance, and the proliferation of good

lyrics because right now it's basically

at the point of almost being terminated

like an abortion because the lyrics go

down the toilet and it's unfortunate, and

I don't know it's like i just I should call a

lawyer, shit"

"like I said I got to be careful because pretty soon I'm gonna

break my fuckin' screen just doing a

freestyle with you guys you know what I

mean you know what you've seen because

if that happens then what I'm gonna do

is I'm gonna have to you know protect it

with my other hand from hitting the

fucking screen with it, like I'm a

'Screen saver,' and that's what's gonna

happen is because otherwise, I'll gave ta

come up with some other lines and

hopefully the other hand to play in

defense is faster than a fucking Speed

Racer, and then also I'll give you a

fucking coupon to buy a new monitor and

that can also be a fucking 'screen saver!'

and then also I'll fucking take a

picture of me doing it at the same time and

it'll be the background of the monitor I

just spot which will also be a fucking

'screensave!r' that was like holy shit...

you know I I you know... English literature

should have been my supreme major I mean

I just said I'll dive in front of the

fucking the fucking area that's in front

of the device that's showing everything

on it and then I'm also going to give

you a coupon to pay for a new monitor

thing that you should buy show everybody

that you bought it, and then flaunt it,

and then also take a picture of that

entire scene and that'll be the

background of your new monitor product,

and that could be a 'screen saver' (/screensaver) I just

think I just did a triple meeting with

that shit because Adam Stark is greasy

with that shit like I was eating some

freaking chips and I uh didn't wipe my

hands even once or wash my hands for

three weeks because of it, to prove that

I was greasy in that fucking sort of way

and I just did a fucking triple meaning

that's a good sort of thing that's the

type of shit that I do when I freestyle

and I think that there's not much more

to bring to this night because I better

fucking get going because it's freezing

and I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain and

then it's gonna snow and then all sudden

it's gonna sleet and then it's gonna

hail because this is Minnesota do you

know what I mean?"

Insanity Freestyle 4/07/17

"that's what I say by attachment see I can make a new

definition for something that comes into

my way that just... I just happen to attack

with, like I got so many assets like it's

like that's exactly what happens

when Adam Stark's rappin' it's like I'm

only good with let's say, let's say the

only talent I have in my body is my two

butt cheeks okay, what's he

gonna say to make this part of the rhyme become sweet?

okay it's like my two butt cheeks that's

my only assets and I came into the water

and I came out of it with no towel and

now my assets (/ass sits) wet okay did you hear that

that was yet another fucking double

meaning I just came up with because I

said my assets and my ass sits I said

butt cheeks and that's what happens!"

"Okay that's what I'm saying I can keep coming

up with fucking rhymes because Adam

Stark can summarize that even though he's

colorblind I can see things that other

guys wouldn't be able to see even with a

hundred times zoom on the lens that's

right cuz Adam Stark: what he can do

with the pen just as well as he can do

with the freestyle but a slightly

different better adaptation and put

together better but that's okay because

Adam Stark can sever anybody that's a

competitor that's coming against me because what

they better do is just realize that

they're not gonna be able to get

anything from me because what happens is

I'll count to three and I'll still

fucking beat your ass with a fucking you

know... of feasting as hungry as a feast

for a savage a person who's starving

because what happens is I'll even let

you take the first hit! I'll let you, go

ahead, hit me first and what you can do

is you're going to cut my guts open and

you think that's gonna stop me? well then what

I'm gonna do is I'm going to take your

hand that you started to cut off of me

and then I'm gonna put it inside of my

fucking gut and then what's gonna happen

next is you know awkwardly I'm gonna

fucking you know shimmy your hand and

your your fucking wrist around until it

gets cut off of thee corner of my fucking

ribcage then you're gonna get more blood

than I did from your fucking you know

sick way of cuttin' me open and guess

what you're gonna bleed worse than I did

and you did the first hit of an action

and guess what happened after that was

something crazy that you didn't believe

it, your eyes didn't even! you had to

fucking wipe and do this and take a

double take and that what you happened

to see was Adam Stark make this

motherfucker face the music that even

though he had the first hit and he had a

weapon and I didn't that I was able to

beat his ass quicker than he did and he

had a fucking knife with his hand and I

didn't! I had nothing equipped with me

except for my fucking efficiency by

using these clenched fists that I use

with some speed! and I was able to make

and manage to make a fight where I was

winning thee match at the end of it

besides the fact that this motherfucker

was a wimpy weak person that thought he

could beat my ass with any measure that

he was taken but, even though I gave him

the advantages he wasn't able to beat me

face it! none of you can cuz that's what

happens when I'm getting this fucking

rap mood I can just beat all of

you motherfuckers badly and look it, it's

so fucking hot in here from me sweating

the fucking windows are foggy I hope you

could see that with my poor camera

quality, if not well then I'm sorry G, I tried"

King Freestyle 4/07/17

"one of the fucking greatest

moments made and on fucking cinema and I

mentioned that because Adam is an enema

of the fucking greatness that hip hop

comes with and guess what? I'm gonna put

an end to the hate in the debate that

people make and people create and people

decide to contemplate and if people want

this to be a template for new rappers

coming in the game is they're not going

to make it they're not going to be

something that is ever going to say shit

that's ever gonna be translated into

something that would be greatness

instead what they're gonna end up doing

is being ended up on a place, that on the

placement that's gonna be vacant! because

what I'm saying is a statement that is

you know made for invocation that is not

going to get you to the place that you

want to be placed in because what

happens is you get me some fucking

pissed off the fact that I'm not

recognized as one of the greatest as far

as technical skill and rhymes go you know

I've already fucking made it

you know fucking years ago with the

amount of fucking crazy-ass rhymes I've

done and people here should know listenin'

to this all of the fucking time that I

have done so many fucking amazing things

amazing accomplishments and I know what

happens is people don't want to admit

that I wasn't the one to do it!"

"crank it up like I fucking decided to

get a tank and then I would just say

some stuff that would get you angry as a

fucking crazy Bluff that you made in a

poker game and you had a fucking two and

a seven of what you did is you convinced

your opponent but when you went all-in

that he was gonna be the one teaching

you the lesson, and what happened is he

had a fucking pair of aces and then he

fucking folded cuz he thought you

had a triple kings and then he was

mad cuz he stared there in disgrace

when he saw that you had the fucking

worst hand in Texas Hold'em and then you

didn't know it and then you fucking get

so pissed off you throw the chips all

over him and then you just fucking get

disqualified because you couldn't hold

your emotions in like most people do

when they get dissed as much as Adam

Stark does and he fucking noticed

this they know this shit because I come

up with the fucking greatest amount of

hatred for all of you homeless bitches

and homeless pricks that I call you

homeless because you don't have a home

in this land of hip-hop I say that

because you know get off my fucking dick

faster than it was if it was limp soft

and it was trying to hold up a fucking

weight of a dumbbell and it's not

something you wanted to hear but I said

it anyway because it's a metaphor and it

might not be every day that you hear

something as crazy as when Adam Stark is

getting it"

"you know but fuck it though it's just one of those things I'm not

your friend I'm just an acquaintance and

it's like look staring at me is like

fucking... looking at you know a great... a

great specimen it's like,

I'm not your friend but if you stare at

me long enough it's like I'm a scary old

cottage it's a quaint tense you know, get it? like a fucking

quaint thing that they see is a great thing

for me to say acquaintance and then a

quaint tense I can break things in three

different words instead of one that I

was coming up with first and the first

part of the words that I was using then

I dispersed them

in two different ways so I could you

know reverse them and in a way where it

says something completely different but

it sounds the same as it did before

because it's almost like a homophone

except that's only partially part of a

word instead of the whole thing but you

notice that this, this is an enrollment

for you to learn how to get as fucking

high up as I am"

"oh man it's one of those things like I said Adam Stark Adam Stark

I'll say my name a million times I am

content with myself I could even fucking

prove it I could show you I.D. and if you

need help discovering who you are then

you could use a I D, get it! holy fuck that

was Awesome! I said you could use a I.D. get

it A I D that was fucking aid and an

identification that was a fucking double

meaning and hopefully you don't have any

trouble seeing that I just came up with

another fucking double meaning!"

"people that are anonymous on the internet that

want to have ill intent to say bad

things about me because they can't come

up with anything that is relatively

close to the fucking truth all they want

to do is you know curse and then fucking

scoot on to the next person that they're

gonna you know exchange curses with and

say bad things cuz it's one of those

things where it's gonna leave a stain

but it's not gonna be permanent like you

bought one of those 'As Seen on TV' ads

to clean up the things that would happen on

the space cuz I made a bad fucking stain

on the ground then what's happening is

you're gonna clean it up as if you put

your face on the ground and I use that

as a fucking mop because why fucking

not? I could do that and then save the time

I then I wouldn't have ro call the 1-800

number just to call and get the job done

I could use your face instead and it

would also be awesome because then I'm

insulting you and the fact I don't have

to pay for something at the same time

except for the crime if I happen to get

caught for it because that's what Adam

Stark did I didn't have to call for the

product and you know try and say that I

bought the shit instead I could just use

your fucking face for the job and do the

same thing and probably get it done twice

as fast cuz I'm nice with raps, Adam

Stark is crazy and it's not that hard for

you guys to grasp!"

Incensed Freestyle 4/12/17

"nobody is gonna be able

to stop what has happened then and

what's gonna happen now in the future

was the present and that's going

forward and guess what happens is you

peasants are not knowing your worst

fears are gonna be discovered quicker

than motherfucking 'Discover cards' are

given out into the mail because those

are things that people will pay for and

they will try use that to bail them out

of other debt just to get them into

further debt but then which one is worse

and yet you can't figure out that answer

until your money is dispersed and vetted

in to different things and it's

escrowed and it goes to other places and

then goes the money that you thought you

were gonna save it then you thought

you'd have a life where you could live

you could be able to take a fucking

vacation but you ruined that because you

didn't think you were just looking for

salvation but what ended up happening is

you sold your soul to the devil which is

Satan and then you didn't realize that

this participation left you in a place

that you didn't want to be in then the

bars got you cravin'!"

"I had to say a metaphor in that moment but that's okay

because I get with opponent and then one

of you people are gonna get fucking ruin

and it's gonna hurt and it's like you

know you're gonna fucking squirt blood

out of it, the place that I hit you and

guess what if you don't then I'm gonna

have to look for another place to get

you with and that's what's gonna happen

every single day and with my

constituents because this is the

thing that's not gonna stop me from

tearing off ligaments of these fucking

haters that always trying to say some

stupid fucking gibberish fucking hate

all this stupid fucking sour pussy

little faggots on the internet that just

can't get with the fact that Adam Stark

has great rhymes and he's no one else,

can compare to this when it comes to

freestyle from this mind cuz it's great

and you can't factor in the

fact that this weight of the fucking

timing that has gone by you know is a

shame for hip-hop what has happened in

the past and what's the past is never

gonna be as good as the future will be

because it it just fuckin' got fucking

dragged through the mud and it's just

crazy it's you know full of crud yes I

said crud, a word that is barely fucking

used ever and I used it because I'm too

clever you know and whatever I can say

whatever the fuck I feel like you know

who are you to stop me, you want to

make... you want me to shut up well fucking

make me yeah I said so that's what I

thought and then you're gonna get dead

too and it's one of those things

words you're gonna end up on the morgue

with a tag on a red toe yes I said red

toe because that's where blood will be

because that's what, in case I had to

clarify in case there are other people

like, of those who were wondering what

the fuck I was saying because it's one

of these things where it's just crazy

and it's it just had to fill in the

lines like a fucking crayon and I said

that because people prey on the fact

that Adam Stark might say something

that's wack and if I do it's because I

was fucking sleeping and I was talking

in my sleep and you didn't realize it

because I wasn't consciously awake to

say something that I peeped, outward! HA!

you thought I was gonna fucking say I

said something whacking?! not on purpose

none of that that's not gonna happen you

know I ain't wanted with that cuz you

ain't gonna be front with that you're

just going to be you know asking for

fucking pain well then you're going to

be running straight back to this

fucking face of this guy because this

fucking placement disguises this way is

designed for me to beat your fucking

face and then despise the fact that I

even had to meet you and smell your

breath in that case because you know to

hell with the rest and fuck it you know

when this fucking rap ends it was so

fucking dope you should hear a fucking

fucking missile sound like WHOOSH followed by

a kaboom because this is the one of the

things I'm gonna do with like it's gonna

blow up and it's gonna be like a red

misty cloud and then it's gonna look

like it was fucking a show for like a

Christmas town and then what's gonna

happen is all of a sudden you're gonna

start wishing now that you didn't

fucking hate on this guy that can beat

you fucking bitches down faster than it

was if this was a bowling and game and I

was the bowling ball throwing it in and

it went down and then it knocked them all

over at once and that was a strike and

then had a resemblance to something else

that was happening because what I like

to say is that this happens when you

strike a matches that fucking goes up in

flames and then that happens to make a

fucking realistic interpretation of what

my rap is because it's always fire

because that is what happens when

something that is flammable has a

reaction and then it turns into

something which is crazy and it doesn't

give you the satisfaction that you need

because you always have a burning desire

for something else to happen and then

what's gonna go even more crazy with

this chain reaction and this subtraction

is what's gonna learn it... what you need

to do is learn that there's always

something else that's gonna hurt like

the fucking truth which is gonna happen

to you, if you don't learn that what you

don't earn what you keep looking at me

like somebody you can beat down and burn,

but what's gonna happen is I'm gonna

beat ur ass with a lie detector and tell you

the truth hurts! and if it doesn't work

that way then I'm gonna find a different

way for it to work, and I'm gonna have to

do something else that's gonna be absurd,

I'm gonna have to fucking someone a

devil like fucking CERN and then he's

gonna do something do worse than I would

have done if I had my turn!"

First Facebook Live Freestyle! Freestyle God! 5/16/17

"and it's one of those things you're not gonna stop me

you're not gonna stop my movement and

you just ain't gonna 'do shit' like a

fucking woman on her period because

that's what you do is you 'douche it' and I

said 'do shit' as in two different things

you thought I said one thing but it

happened to be two of them and that's

what happens cuz Adam Stark he comes up

against these bitch ass rappers then he

starts to ruin them even if they're not

in the room with him!"

"then I'll still fucking ruin ya with the fucking

side of a Rubicon car door and he'll

Jam your finger in it and that's cuz

Adam Stark does cuz he has a thought

sure it goes up here sometimes but then

he lingers with it then thats what happens

is he gets his five fingers with it than he

get into a fist and then he punches you

In essence then you break up into little

increments of things that wasn't there

before because it happened to be blood

inside of you and plasma that i didn't even

know that I had cuz, I am not a medic

in a medical profession but if I was

guess what? you'd be dead in about a

second if it weren't for that Adam

Stark is just an incredible with these

weapons which is rhymes and words

and patterns then I come up with and

every single attachment that is coming

out of this rappin' event that I am

creating right now on Facebook Live and

now my dog is going way outside where

it's crazy fucking dark but it's like

dark as midnight Its dark, as dark... dog

is dark as black and that's a bunch of

'd' words and that's okay because it isn't

gonna frighten me from getting away from

the rhymes with me cuz Adam Stark will

rhyme for free, style sessions that's

going to happen because Adam Stark is

entitled to be one of the greatest

writers rappers and every other thing

you can call me a performer that's okay

cuz Adam Stark is here like a transformer

And I'm just gonna beat your man's damn half

ham... or camcorder excuse me I said ham

Instead of camcorder that's okay because I

can give you a ham order as if I was

working at a deli meat at a

restaurant or a sandwich shop but that's

Okay cuz Adam can't be stopped even if you

were the fucking super cop 'meet the cop

the can't be stopped' that's a fucking movie

with Jackie Chan I happen to say that

because Adam Starkk is that motherfuckin

adamant man that's gonna come up with

crazy-ass rhymes like saying 'Atom Ant'

that was a superhero back in the

nineteen sixties don't believe you can

look it up and look into history because

that's one of the things that my uncle called

me was 'Atom Ant' when I was younger and

If you didn't believe me you ain't

listenin' that's your fault not mine you

just want to say that's because guess

what I'll punch you so fucking hard on

the side of the face you'll be cockeyed

you'll look like somebody that came out of

the wrong side of the road and guess

what? you were left for dead like fuckin

rawhide in the middle of this fucking

crazy-ass turf war between cowboys and

Indians back in the day because Adam

Stark his rappin' is great I'm doing

this live on a freestyle on Facebook

Live because that's what I do because

Adam Stark just creates good vibes

and sometimes bad ones and sometimes

negativity gets the best of us but guess

what, cuz it's also because destruction

is a form of creation if that wasn't true

than guess well... Adam Stark be doing

this because I'm just bored of just

hatin' and I'm fucking disturbed by this

crazy ass mother fucking unimportant

faggots that come against me and just

try to rap against me and that's

tryin' to create something that's just

boring and basic and it's just one of

those things it's just another fucking

evil form like Satan and that's

what's going to happen to Adam Stark is

going to start slapping bitches around

and I'm not saying bitches as in

women I'm saying bitches as a generic

term for anything that I hate in my... in

this instance that sort of happens when

Adam Stark gets rappin' he just gets

crazy isn't he? you just want to think of

something else to say but then it's done

to come out great

the way that you wish it would, because

Thats what Adam Stark does she's just

crazy and sometimes he gets lazy

sometimes he's fucking clumsy and it's

just scary and that's matter of fact

it's fucking weird and it gets you

breathing heavy and weary like your

fucking cheeks are flushed red and

that's what you're gonna become dead as

if you were so fucking clumsy like me as

if you were somebody who was drunk and he

comes out of the trunk of a car and he

just fucking took a fucking dunk into

the river and he just drowned dead there

and he was so fucking clumsy that he

fucking walked up side of it and then he

walked into a fucking bear trap with a

fucking hungry bear attached! well what

the fuck could be worse than that? I

actually... I actually wonder that because

Adam Stark said something was crazy and

it was real it wasn't this fucking new

retarded generation called 'mumble rap' it

wasn't none of that fucking stupid ass

bullshit I don't fuck with that and

never would you couldn't pay me to do

that if you do it then guess what you're

gonna have to be fuckin strangled down

by your do-rag

but first I'l fuckin' blind you with it

that's because Adam Stark comes and is coming

up with crazy rhymes that are

practically scientific come on dog you

gotta get in here cuz the rhymes

terrific I know you're fuckin' loving it

outside but the mosquitoes are gonna

kill me then I'm gonna be fuckin mad

and rhyme and rampant! oh shit! it just

said Anthony Nicholas Kranz joined,

sup Adam is gettin' these fans

annoyed because I just fucking made a

freestyle out of your name and I did

that and I'll do it again if I have to

because Adam Stark'll beat any

motherfuckin' opponent who comes to 'snap

to' and they're gonna beat him faster

than I fucking would if I was tryin' to

make a snafu and if it wasn't for

that point of the reason for Anthony

joining this chat than I wouldn't have to do

that too! but I did because I am in that

mood I'm a fucking freestyle God at this

shit don't believe me guess what? I will

get a fucking tattoo that just happened

to be the back side of my fucking palm as

I beat the shit out of the fast food,

fast food dude that was trying to get

against me because I've fuckin' mumbling

up my words that's because I'm chewing

some food against these MC's that's cuz I

don't take them serious to that point to

that degree cuz Adam Stark is one of

the people that can rap faster than

anybody that hasn't actually come up to

this person that is in this fucking

place that is going to get you beat down

worse than the Persian race was tryin' to

be in and they lost that war in

the movie fucking '300' I said that

because I can reference anything in the

moment I can make it crazy knockin' and one

of the people that... you're not going to

be one of those people that want to be

hunted against the motherfuckin'

predator of the shit cuz I'm gonna beat

everyone because I am better with the shit

and I could say I come up with better

words in the shit cuz I could say

anything I want to because I'm just one

of the people that just... the measurements

is thick and I can say that and you can

take it any way you want to

In a real way in a perverted way in a sick way

anyway that got you in the way that you

accepted what I say in the better way

because what you're going to do is ur

gonna to listen to me and if you don't

than you're better off just trying to

defecate into someone else's mouth

because that's going to happen it's

going to help you now it's going to

learn that what you're going to do is

listen to me and you're gonna have some

resolution and you're gonna have

something that's gonna actually help you

now in that case because Adam Stark is

livin' in this fucking rat race of a

crazy fucking world that's ok because

you know I don't fuck with guys I don't fuck

with girls that have negativity around

them and my dog is still running around

quick and she's having fun and and she's...

at least she's not barkin' she's not

being loud she's being a perfectly

fucking beautiful little angel and with

their little round thick tail that's

flailing in the wind it's gonna... she's

probably gonna fuckin' prevail to kill a

fucking squirrel again she did that

before so she can do that because

she's crazy and like most of my

ex-girlfriends... and I don't know what

she's doing now my 'Snow' is here, here's

my cat, my cat wants to join the chat

that's ok, I'm ok with that

her name is 'Snow' and she's crazy yo you

don't want to mess with her cuz she will

fuckin' slay you quick bro she's got a

fuckin' beautiful tail a beautiful face

and now my dog came in just to see her

and she's gonna make fun of her quick

because that's what they do is there...

now she's running away like

one of those kids and now I got a

fuckin' army of ants crawling in the

place Imma have to shut this store before

they get all up in my face that Imma

have to do a fuckin' massive

extinction of it, of a fuckin' insect as I

don't want them getting near me or

fucking even close to my goddamn

kitchen that's what I do when I rap I'm

just crazy and you know it that's ok

because you don't believe me, you can

look down where the Sun don't shine and

blow it, whichever side that may be

that's ok that's up to you to choose it

cuz I ain't the one who's gonna do that

because I'm makin' you an opponent for
anybody who hates me, anybody who likes

me these disses weren't aimed towards you that's

all I gotta say and if you don't believe

me well look what happens when you're

going against somebody that's rappin'

as quick as somebody who was tryin' to

win a race, and he's tryin' to create

something that wasn't there before like

I was summoning something and it just

happened to be running away like

somebody quick was running and trying to

get away from something they're tryin'

to escape the nightmare that always

creates the... always fuckin' finds them and

always gets right into their face and

they realize that 'holy shit' this isn't me

sleeping this is me I have a nightmare

in real life awake and it's just fucking

creeping me out every single day it's

like havin' a mental illness and it's

like having a fucking septic tank that

isn't going away and it just keeps on

spillin' it's getting shit all around you

and it smells fucking horrible and

it's just some real shit that I just had

to say right there and now my car wants

to sit on my lap and that's okay, I'm

getting a lap dance from a pussy and

it's not the kind that you think it is

and that sounded fuckin' wrong but I

said that because I'm one of the crazy

kids that can think of things that you

wouldn't think of yourself if you were

rhyming the way at this fucking fast

sick fucking fast rapid speed because

you ain't even close to my greatness not

even half of me, or even a quarter of it

or even a fucking pinky of my fucking

self would be able to beat you, it could

deplete your fucking health as fast

as I could and now I'm sick and my fucking

throat is sore and that's okay because

you know this cuz Adam Stark is fuckin'

crazy and I got a bunch of skills like

'Bulbasaur' that's a 'Pokemon; character I

don't even watch that show so I'm hoping

what I just said was a good reference

otherwise you will be telling me that

wasn't awesome bro or something like

that but Adam Stark you know he's one of

the fucking crazy guys he just got a new

white hat as you can see it's got 'Dr.

Stark' pretty fucking cool I got that at

the Mall of America that's one of things

you've gotta be something very cool

the girl that made it her name was Erica

she was tall and it was one of those

things that it was great because... I meant

to say she was tall and Erica because

then it would rhymed with Mall of

America and I said the other way in the

reverse way that's okay because Adam

Stark can come up with any rhyme in a

Perverse way or it could be something great it

could be something that would definitely

Have reversed fate from what it would have

been before that happened to change in

this way because Adam Stark with his

words are great it happens to come out

that way that's okay, by the way none of

this was fucking literal I just like to

say punchlines so I didn't mean a single

one, and you you're fucking gay you just

draw pictures of dicks all day and that

must just be a sign of things to 'come' (/cum)!"

Nice Day Outside In Minnesota Freestyle 9/06/17

"painful place that's not gonna keep you where

you want to be because what you want to

do is not be a wannabe you want to be

yourself, to the fullest degree and

that's not gonna stop me anytime soon

because you know most people don't want ya

to see they want to believe what they

want to believe and they're not gonna

see that Adam Stark is one of these

people who is not just a sloppy copycat

MC I'm one of these people that are

you know stopping all these cocky ass

wannabe punk ass bitches that want to

rhyme and then they aren't gonna stop this

guy because what I do is I could fucking

stop this guy blinded like an eclipse if

I wanted to because peep this what I

could do is you know... create so many

fucking rhymes and stack them on a piece

of paper and it wouldn't rhyme because it

would be infinite by the time it gets up

there it's gonna be higher than the

skyscraper and then it's gonna actually

scrape the sky literally unlike what was

intended by the name of the

places of those buildings that reach up

to that height cuz Adam Stark when he

can rap right it's crazy because I can

do anything I want to at any side of it

like I'm ambidextrous like I could do is

I can stop you with any damn of these

weapons and I could start damaging

hecklers with this like in other words

this conversation could go left or I

could handle it the right way that's

another way to create a metaphor cuz I

said ambidextrous before and I happened

to make that rhyme in the way that I

wanted to or maybe it didn't work out

the best way that I thought it could

because that was the methodical part, the

plan is a matter of fact"

"I know I can show you that I can stop anybody with a... with

a quick scold then you wouldn't believe

how I scolded him and its fuckin' hot

outside you wouldn't believe how

'ice-cold did em'' if I fucking threw ice

cubes in your direction and that's how I

come up with a crazy rhyme in this

insurrection and then if you don't like

my rhymes you can suck this erection

I don't know why I'm hard right now I guess

I'm hard 24/7 like a viagra overdose and

that happened to be the way I was

overing this suppose, supposedly crazy

equilibrium of mine that's always off"

"And people are gonna look at me in hindsight and

Say: 'wow Adam Stark really nobody

was stopping you?' well they certainly

tried but then they certainly fried and

they certainly died and they certainly

kind of figured out that it's not going

to work with this type of fuckin'

unstoppable force because Adam Stark

is on top of all sorts of different

charts it's just not the stupid

political ones not the ones that are... the

ones that are on Billboard's and those

type of individual funded programs that

are going to keep wack rappers on the

top of it and there not gonna put me on there

anytime soon because they've had enough

of this obnoxiousness because if you're

actually a good writer and a good lyrics

creator then you're somebody that they

hate and they just want to stop you

right there where you are and fuckin'

tear out your pacemaker and let your

heart stop because Adam Stark is one of

the people that could be kicking down

the doors of the Hard Knocks if I wanted

to if that was the thing that I wanted

to be I could do that I could accomplish

that quickly and it wouldn't stop

anything because all of your bickering I

could do anything if I wanted to I could

start flickering my fingers and then a fire

Would go on in my hand and then guess

what I rub it together and then I start a

fire on all of the land I could fuckin'

burn this place down to the fuckin'

ground scorch it and I'm not talking

about this place that I'm at currently

I'm talking about any place I wanted to

on this planet that I wanted to cause

torment! that's what I'm sayin' and that

my mouth is now sprayin' and I couldn't

stop anybody who would want to be my

friend of my patient or... cuz I'm

Doctor Stark that's one of my nicknames

and aliases if you haven't figured that out

because that's crazy as it gets as I can

tell people don't listen to me, don't

like my lyrics, and they still do it

because they know what the 'real' is and they

understand that this is a feeling that

cannot be stopped by any stupid you know

feelings and un... unfoundly unprovoked

problems that people come into contact

with on their life as they're livin' it

and I can fuckin' get anybody on my side

if I wanted to just like the fucking

pilgrims did they did it by force and

that was a different thing there's a

different sort of conversation I'm

getting into because this is what Adam Stark does is he gets

into his rhymes that are you know... giving

off hordes of different ideas and

different things and different places to

go to and I'm not gonna mention IKEA I'm

not gonna mention North Korea I'm not

gonna mention that I'm going to go all the

way to Armenia I'm not gonna mention any

other country but those are the things

that happen to rhyme with the things that

I was sayin' if I did I could have said

those things in the sequence that I

did and it would have been amazing but

instead I decided to mention that I

could do that and didn't actually do it

in the end but I did proving a point that

I could do anything that you thought I

couldn't do and thought that I would do

and it wouldn't be as predictable as ya

thought it would in the first place when

you're listening it cuz it I'm gonna

make you fucking have a flashback to the

time you were in first grade you got

tormented by bullies in that place and

it wasn't as fun as you remember in fact

it was the worst state of mind that

your life has ever been in at that

point in time but then your memory

decayed and decoded now you don't even

remember what happened at the time! and

that's what I'm doin' I'm reminding you

with things that you always fuckin'

hated like you want to be on my level of

writing but then you get frustrated

because it doesn't happen that way you

don't get to that point in that level

and it just becomes a vacancy that comes

in your life because then you realize

wow you're stuck where you are and

you're not gonna get away from things

that bother you and you know the only

ones stopping you is yourself and of

course other enemies but that's okay I'm

your friend if you're a friend to me if

you're actually a fan of my work then

don't consider any of these insults I'm

throwing at you to hurt I'm only dissin'

the people that I don't like and in fact

I will take any fuckin' idiot that's

dissing me online and I will ruin their

whole life I will go to their wife and

I'll fucking... I'll start getting reckless

I'll fuckin' put my white balls all over

that bitch's face and look it'll look

like she's trying to try on a pearl

necklace! that's fucked up I say fucked

up shit all the time I'm just sayin' I

could do anything with these

rhymes anything with this mind and

if any one of these stupid little guys

that always leave negative comments on

my videos want to get... get with it with

the shit then they're gonna be you know,

really sold down the river and it's gonna be

Discussing it they're gonna quiver shake

and they're gonna be wondering what's

gonna happen to their liver's fate, what's

their liver's fate? is it gonna be cut

out is it gonna be sold on the black market

that like Adam Stark did and it's one of

those things that's not going to stop

anybody from listening to me anyway I'm

just provin' the point I hate the

negativity that comes to me and it gets

displayed it's ridiculously unoriginal

and it just gets me in dismay but not

too long just temporarily and that my

temper rarely gets out of control and

out of function you're not gonna stop

this motherfucker from comin' with crazy

rhymes in this Junction at this juncture of my career"

"like I said all imma do is... I'm

not gonna hurt them I'm not gonna lay a

finger on them I'm not gonna stop them

I'm not gonna change the topic even

though theres an airplane above me I'm still

gonna linger on it what I'm gonna do is

I'm gonna find their... I'm gonna find

their wives and their mothers

and I'm gonna do something different on

this topic what I'm gonna do is I'm

gonna sweep all those women off their

feet like a janitor at the morgue and

that's a crazy thing I just said and

that was amateurish for the sorts

because that was um, sick and grotesque

and that's okay because you won't test

this guy because now you know that there

is no stress if you leave me alone but

then there is stress if you try and

fight me and tryin' to beat me at my home

what's my home by the way? what was that

uh oh yeah hip hop! that's my home!"

"assholes that are asking questions and

I'm going to stop you and I'm gonna take

out... siphon all your gas today I'm not

just gonna stop you but I'm literally

gonna take the gas out of your vehicle

so you can't move then you're gonna see

it close and you're gonna go 'WHAT! the

gas can! what happened to it!' then I'm gonna

look around and I will see you and then

you see me and you'll go see me laughing

at you because you realize you just lost

your gas and then you're gonna wonder

how in the hell did that happen to you

and then you're gonna get in the car and

try to start it anyway and there's no

gas for that to get moving... there's no

gas for that to get moving so how are you

gonna catch up with me? that's okay

because Adam Stark he's just one of

these emcees they come up with crazy ass

rhymes and it's uncomfortably mean!"

Merry Christmas 2017 Freestyle 12/25/17

"otherwise you might sound like a dipshit

like me if I was someone who would be

drinkin' and or sippin' and I never have

and if I started to it would be

something different, something that you

wouldn't see every day it would be a

conundrum it's something that chu would

say look at Adam Stark you found him and...

what has been done to him? he's

someone different it's like someone

summoned him from an alternate universe

and now we don't want anything to do

with him at all just kick them in the

balls quick and it's gonna hurt and it's

gonna make him do some kind of

significant fall like a thing that he

took and he didn't want to take it but

he took the step and it was a vacant

one because he decided not to take it

from where it was at before and

gettin' it to a new place in a new

space and this is Christmas day today

and we're gonna end up learning that

this is just a few ways to celebrate it

one way of doing is freestyling don't

worry I won't take much of your time

or else it would be ruining the point of

this time of the year because Adam Stark

is the rhymer of the year and I can

commit the crime of the year which is

beating the fuck up out of everybody who

doesn't want this guy inside of his ear

because I am one type of a weird fellow

that's gonna come up with some rhymes

that you would never hear anywhere else

bro, cuz if you thought about it that

means you would have thought... been

thinking in the past and guess what

it's gonna get you kicked quickly in the

ass and you know it's fucking cold and

freezing out here I don't know why I don't

have my hat on and that's wrong cuz

it's cold and I'm bald and those are two

things that'll definitely get your

Ass caught out here and you could be like... I

could be like the mascot of what not to

do in this cold weather in Minnesota

hell forever it's gonna be freezing over

I think it already did here though you

know check it out

wherever you look at snow and it's

not no brimstone and it's everything is

cold and it's... it's cold as the fucking

treatment you get from the silent

treatment like a cold shoulder and

that's what it is because you don't get

to go any more further than you would if

you were somebody who was a snow blower

or a snowboarder if you can combine

those two things imagine how fast you would go

if you had the snow blower going and the

reverse thing of your ride that you're

going down in the slide and we're just

taking a big deep decline down to be one

hell of a ride!"

"it's gonna be something that isn't basic it's gonna be

complicated like Adam Stark when he

rhymes in this cadence you know you

fucking bitch magnets and I don't mean

Bitch as in a kind of bitch that you want

to be I'm talking about a bitch as in

the bitch that makes you uncomfortably

wanna leave! yeah! you thought I meant

a bitch magnet as in a good-looking

woman but I don't use bitch in a

derogatory sense unless I feel like it

and unless I'm in that kind of a mood

like I'm someone for Brooklyn who's

fucking pissed cuz the snow is just as

bad as it is here in Minnesota if you

take a look at it, it's like what the

fuck can we do look at the snow around

here it's just it looks like shit it

looks like something that you would get

your nuts slit open cuz you'd fall off

and you would just get disposed of well

a lot of you are castrated or should I said

neutered anyway the way that you talked

the way that you don't display anything

you want to say the way you just hide

inside of here and you don't let it out

even if someone was yelling through your

voice in your mouth

it still wouldn't get out even if they

tried as hard as they could even if they

pulled your ears and try to dig inside

of it dig they'd, oh my god what do you know

most of you guys are vacant in there

without a vacancy sign because that's

the craziest scare realize that you're

brainless you're brain dead you don't

have any brain left and if he did it

would be something that you could sell

and make some money on the black market

because then maybe they would find a way...

place to put it and it would be amazing

good to be... it'd have a use and have a home

somewhere because with, with most people

not all but most people they don't even

use it anywhere that just use it in a

flare that just snap use it for a moment

then it gets away that it disappears it

wasn't there and never used anything

useful from it it was a blank space of

vacant information that didn't get used

and it never had any basis you know it

was just dis informative disinformation

that was coming out of it and that's

just the point of inflation I'm not talking

about money or economy that's okay

because Adam Stark is somebody that you

want to be when it comes to these rhymes

because I'm doing em' properly and even

if I'm doing em' in a complicated style you

still couldn't do the things I do even if you

were off of coffee off of tea and you

had all my other things that you could

get as much caffeine as I am on at right

now at this very moment and that's a

scary proponent that's a scary opponent

that you go against in this place that

you're gonna find it yourself in a

different way of atonement yeah I'll

Find out any words to rhyme with cuz I'm

sick like I fuckin' slide in like I

fuckin'... I could do anything with this

rap I could teach you a science lesson

that's okay because that's one of the

things that I am just... I am just bread

with I'm enough bread to start a bakery

if I wanted to but I don't want to do

that I'm just sayin' I could teach you

what anything I could teach you a

mathematics lesson or a science lesson I

could tell you that I am infested with

crazy rhymes inside of this thing that I

have been testin' for years see how

smart it is cuz Adam Stark is THIS:

number one you thought I was gonna say

something else but that's okay cuz

you're fucking dumb if you thought it

was something else and you're not dumb

on purpose you're dumb by accident see

I didn't insult you like you

Thought i it would that would have been

very bad if it was going at that

direction but I wasn't because that was

just you thinkin' that I was gonna do

something like that but that wasn't a

test that you were gonna pass it was

just a hypothetical thing that I said I

would do at last, in here and then I did

That out loud to you cuz I'm very proud of

you for not getting mad at me unless

you're a hater then I hope you get mad

as you can possibly get because that's

okay because you're not gonna be stoppin' me

yet you're not even a possible threat

I'll just stomp you to death without

even looking at you I'd step on you by

accident like a piece of shit that fell

Off of the fucking deck! yeah I can rhyme

anything that I feel like and I feel

like I'm one of the best rappers in real

life not just hypothetical form because

I'm one of, I am the most perfect

hypothetical forum to get my words out

because I do it, the fans, for em' I do it

like that for the fans that's what I do

for because Adam Stark is just one of

the craziest guys and yet you've only

seen me in my newborn form you haven't

even seen me in my grown-up style yet

that's okay I'll do that in you know 37

years or something, I can wait a while yes why not

whatever this is one of those things just

one of things I can't fathom I just I

hate you fuckin' haters and it's one of

those things I just want to scare you

all like a phantom and I'll give you a

science lesson it's like I'll tell you

you can suck on this mass unit of atoms (/Adam's)

you know because it's that atoms are

everywhere and now I'm saying suck on

this unit of Adam's the one down there

the biggest muscle I have bigger than my

brain too and you can understand that if

you don't want to know what it is then

you can understand that you're not going

to be able to... contemplate the

pain to the circumference value of it or

the girth or the rest of it because I

can say anything I want to because the

freedom of speech is one awesome

testament that I'm gonna use and I'm

going to make an assessment with every

single time I rap and freestyle because

I am intertwining my brains and my

resume' with everything else that I get

to say and every word and Venom that I

get to spray it's gonna be all, all over

the news yesterday you know because

they're late to the party all the way up

to today, today is Christmas 2017 and I guess

there's gonna be a lot of gifts

exchanged and I guess that means it took

almost a year to get to the gifts now

which means this is now 'present day'

get it, present day? it's date today is

present day and it's also opening gifts

Christmas present day I just said that and

you can add that to my resume' and that's

just one of the crazy things that i come

up with even Christmas bars come out of

this shit because Adam Stark is

optimistic even if I'm opt to get

this fuckin' thick fist punching into

these bitches that get in my way that

aren't gonna give me any plays or spins

on the radio because they don't want any

dividends to get made because they'd

rather put out horseshit and stupid ass

horrible fuckin' rhymes and it's really

unfortunate like a porpoise that got on

out of the land and now it can't breathe

any time and it's gonna fuckin' lose its

breath and it's gonna die it's gonna get

loose and flesh is gonna just

expire that's a sick way of looking at

it but that's most rapper's careers I'm

just saying it like it is and I'm just

Saying it in a weird way that you wouldn't

say if you were him, him pointing to me

because I'm lookin' at myself in the

third person and you not likin' my

rhymes that makes you the worst person

because you can't understand the

creativity coming out of me when I'm

using these words perfect you know

whatever that's not my problem that's

yours it's one of the crazy things it's

like I can say anything and just make it

appear make... I could say you know what

are we gonna do we're gonna look for

reindeer and your, your wife is asking

you what's the weather outside and you

see Santa coming on the sleigh say: "hey look it's reindeer(/rain dear) see cuz... you

two in one you could say it's reindeer

and it's rain space deer see I can do

two meanings with anything even Christmas

bars that's okay because you get this

hard you won't be able to do this

because you know it's: I take Christmas

to heart because I celebrated personally

it's okay if you don't it's just

it's worth it to me!"

"Pavillion like a new place to live in like you just got taken

to for a ride and you didn't put your

seat belt in and then all the sudden you fell out

of it and then you have to see what's

where you're gonna end up in you might

end up in a pit you might end up in the

top of the ride and then you fall off of

it and then you might end up landing on

your head and then your skull might plop

a bit and then you might throw up and on

the way down you might land in your barf

and it gets in your esophagus!

yeah that's imagery for you you wouldn't have

thought of it yourself even if you tried

to think of it, not that you would've, you

wouldn't have thought of it as fast you

wouldn't have done it and a freestyle

you would've thought of it writing

something down but that's okay because

Adam Stark is creative in both ways and

I've shown you because I've taken you to

the town and I've done it many different

times in many different ways in many

different places and in many

different spaces and if I was doing

filters I could show you in many

different faces and I can also do it

slowly or fastly and in many different

phases I'm just crazy the rest I never

seem to faze you or surprise you because

Adam Stark is just one of the craziest

guys who comes up with rhymes through

many different ways but I can always tie

it together like, like I was trying to

surprise you with a gift haha see, I'm

going back to Christmas again with those

kinds of rhymes that are just different

again and I'm showing you that I could

do every single thing you know within a

trend of two to three seconds I can do

about ten punchlines within that, that's

very impressive any hopefully you get

that I mean I can do anything you want

to I can just expand like I'm

tryin' to make a new town and I'm just

creating it now like, like I'm

thinkin' okay I could fuckin' be a

realtor that wants to make some more

money and that's what I'm gonna do it's gonna

be like almost as big as another country

it's like I'm a fuckin' wealthy

'want to go beyond even more wealthy'

realtor it's like I want to add villages

and then I also am allergic to

name-brand pain companies so I think

Advil itches like I can do that like I could

just say I'm gonna expand to New Towns

and I'm gonna tell you I'm allergic to

name-brand pain meds I'm saying add villages (/advil itches)

see I just did double meaning again when

I'm freestylin' because Adam is the

shit when he comes up with that and that

represents the most amazing type of

creativity and freestyles that you have

ever witnessed!"

The Angry Punchline King Freestyle 12/15/17

"and then it will fucking Explode in a second flat and then he

will be dead from that and if you

weren't dead from that, what I will do is

I will take your fucking eyeballs and

I'll take a fork in it then I'll spin it

in a different direction and then

hopefully by then you'll be forfeitin' and

if you're not then what i'll do is I will rip

it out and then I would take a different

route then I'll make you deep throat that

fork with your eyeballs still stuck to

it, and then there I'll fucking put it

down your throat so far down your

esophagus till there's so much fluid

that it's blocking your fuckin windpipe

you can no longer breathe from it then you

Know what you will do is you'll actually for

the first time in this entire rhyme you

will actually see somethin'! not just cuz

it's dark in here because it's dark and

you won't be able to persevere you will

see the fear you will actually realize

that your eye still works even though

that it's detached from your eyeball or

from your head from it and it's gonna be

one of the things that's got you... it's

gonna... you're gonna become dead from it

but not from the actual physical attack

that I did to you it's gonna be the

reason of your gonna die, is

because they're so fucking pitiful you

died from the fear that I was givin' you!

and that's something that you couldn't

do even if you had a long-ass time with

notecards cue cards and you prepared an

interview you couldn't come up with as much

fucking shit that I just said with 'this'

in the view look at the window that

you're lookin' into from my view and

from my eyes too and you couldn't come

up with a rhyme to stop the sky from

coming up with crazy ass rhymes too and

let's say that didn't kill you let's say

the fork and the eye balls and choking

you from asphyxiation didn't kill you

then I got another way I could get

around this and I would still kill you

in a second with no hesitation and this

is just gonna be a quick explanation

then what I would do is I would fucking

take your arm and I would break it as

fast as possible then I would fuckin'

find a new way to change the obstacle

then what I would do is I'd break each

finger off one by one knuckle by knuckle

then I... what I do is I would fuckin'

take off your belt buckle I would

fucking wrap that around ur arm

and I would tie it as hard as it could

until it acted as a tourniquet then I'd

makk the blood run from your arm it

would fuckin' do so much fuckin' harm

it would run off of it then it would

start drippin' and droppin' it would

start flippin' and floppin' it would

start gettin' onto the carpet then I

would rub your face on it and then I'd put

the blood that came out of your fuckin'

arm onto your nose and then I'd put it

into it then your nostrils will give it

up then you would no longer be able to

breathe like your fuckin' nose was a

plugged hose with the fuckin' foot

stepped on it and it had a kink in it

like a hose that couldn't get some water in it

was just like a sink that wouldn't get

the water out because there was

something wrong because there are too

many kinks in it and that's what's gonna

happen to your arm

after I step on and I do so much things

to it you would think that I was in the

punchline factory of this motherfucking

place in this division of MCing that

I'd be the king of it but I'm

trying to say is I'll take that arm out

and then what I'll do is I'll tie it

behind my back and so I can be as

handicapped as you, as you think of this

because you wish you could rhyme as fast

and awesomely as I can but you wouldn't

even think of it because if you did, you

would be sinkin' bitch you would be sinkin

quick you'd be sinkin' like in quicksand

you stand into the different

increments of things to think of when,

you try to get yourself out of that

situation when you get scared and you

think 'okay how many excuses can I come

up with to save my life or to save my

ass from getting in trouble?' then I hate

to burst your bubble but I'm one of the

people that come up with so many fuckin'

crazy rhymes I could hurt your huddle

even if you were a football player and you had

so much armor I'd still find a way to

beat the shit out of you even if you had

guards first in front of you and you

thought that you wouldn't see any harm,

but it's gonna happen you're gonna

get harmed worse I'll fuckin' take the

football to your fucking hands now make

it... I'll make it rip up quick as fast as

a fuckin' cat saying suffering succotash

in that fuckin' cartoon cuz that how mad

he gets when he can't do the things that

he's trying to get when that little

birdie trapped in it but it doesn't yet

work as it's... not have enough evidence to

keep them for entrapment and that's not

gonna work what's going to happen I'm

gonna take that fuckin' football and take

the laces out of it then I'm gonna

fuckin' drop this shit then I'm gonna

fuckin' drop that bitch that was

guarding in front of you I'll fuckin'

give him a drop kick quick and then I'll

quickly stand up I'm throwin' my arms

behind me push it up and then I'll just

fuckin' you know flail my arms up

slightly I'll catch the next guy about

to tackle me I'll take his arm and take

his other arm

put him in an armbar and then I'll just

snatch the thing, what is that called? the

fuckin' helmet right off of his head and

then that just sinks into the point that

he's no longer got protection for it

then he gets as red as his

fuckin' bloody ass head because it's

about to make of dead i could've just

fuckin' snapped his neck and then I'll

throw him on the ground and i'll just

piss on him to be disrespectful and then

I do that just so you know he thought it

was a fuckin' scary story but really I

just took a piss on him to show him that

he's mine now he's my bitch I marked my

territory! and that's what happens when you

fuck with Adam Stark cuz Adam Stark is

one of the darkest motherfuckers in this ryhmin' shit

and this Rhymin' biz and you know that you

don't want to fuck with me any kind of

kids that think they can do crazy ass

rhymes like this just remember I'm the

punchline king of this fuckin' shit so

you can suck a dick if you hate me if

you don't then I love you and you're one

of the craziest awesome people that I've

ever met and I would love to just give

you so many presents and cheers and

wonderfulness so if you're a cool person

that don't hate me and that doesn't give

me a bunch of shit then you're awesome

you're cool you're great and you know I

hope you live a long healthy life and I

hope you love this rap that I just

fucking did wonderful love it it's

getting time for me to go back!"

All Sorts Of Stress Freestyle 12/16/17

"Rhymes that I spin in different directions and

they will just give you infections and

they will stop you in an interjections

and then what you could do is you could

fuckin' suck on my biggest organ if you

hate it then I'll give... I'll fuckin' give

you death and I'll get you to sip some

vinegar for it if you don't want to

swallow and then you'll suffer from rigor

mortis now then it'll be nothing less

than fucking sinister torment and I'll

fuck you up you'll be fuckin' done

you'll have nothing but a bunch of

fuckin' fist and and handcuffs for lunch

you'll do all of that and that'll

fuckin' suck and then I'll be... you'll be

as heavy as a fucking' 'trunk' on an obese

elephant or as heavy as a fuckin' 'trunk'

on a fuckin' on a car that was given

from the impound lot of a drug dealer

and a Sudan with nothin' but drugs

in the trunk from the settlements

As heavy as that trunk would be or as

fuckin' heavy as the fuckin' trunk

coming from a fuckin' 500 metric tonne

oak tree a fuckin' trunk like that those

all those kinds of trunks that's

gonna be as heavy as that it's gonna be

heavy as the fuckin' massive headache

that I've had trying to deal with the

stress that I cannot get ahead of it and

you cannot just make this out as if it

was an easy settlement and just wish it

was that easy but that's not something

the meddle with because it's a mental

state problem that you can't get ahead

of when you realize I'm running late I

better get the fuck out of this Freestyle!"

Let It All Out Freestyle 12/18/17

"anything I fucking feel like but that's okay I'll just, I'll do what I Wanna do, you can't stop me, am I stoppin'

You? no I'm sayin' words but that's

because it's fun and it's just an

obstacle and you know you can fuckin'

suck it like a popsicle HA! you thought I

was gonna say something

inappropriate but technically I didn't I

said you could have a dessert! is that

something bad? no I don't think it is and

if it was then that's your problem and

then you were just thinking shit you had

a dirty perverted fuckin' mind in the

gutter mainframe of thinking of things

and that's your problem not mine so

don't think it was this kid that was

jus sayin' the craziest shit when it

was your brain the tricked you into thinkin'

something was bad coming from my

mouth before I even said it! that's your

problem and that would be pathetic if

that was the case and I'm saying that

sarcastically so don't actually get mad

at me when I say that that was just me

dramatically putting on my point because

I'm not trying to take this past the

beef of imagining what I'm saying things

that I'm actually saying in partially

not saying as well as you probably

thought I did but that's okay because

Adam Stark once again, most of my

things I say in my brain are anonymous

and they are 'not nonfiction' which means

they are fiction haha! I almost thought of

that the wrong way but that's okay

because what I'm saying is nonfiction

it's the real thing, well I'm saying no

this is the unreal thing this is the

surreal thing this is all hypothetical

okay that's all I'm tryin' to say

because I rhyme amazing and I could get

you with a very crazy type of

anaesthetics bro and it will fuckin'

take you out and you'll be fuckin'

snoring soon and then you'll be bored

and snooze and then you'll be happier

than you were when you were awake

because then you don't have to look

around the war within view and all that

stuff I can come up with some crazy

fuckin' rhymes you know it's just that's

what it is I'm fuckin' reinventing the

wheel and you shouldn't fuckin' freak

out when I fuck this small business

thing up because it just... 'it wasn't a big

deal' get it? you fuckin' freak out that

'wasn't a big deal' and it was a small

business investment or something not a

big deal I fuckin' said that it's okay

because that was just a testament to the

fact that I can come up with crazy

amazing magnificent fuckin' raps and

things that will come up with a metaphor

that was almost completely set intact

and that's okay because everything Adam

Stark that he says in fact almost

certainly does become a fact and there I

Go being hypothetical again because

Adam Stark is one rhyming incredible fuckin'

frenzy of a person that you wouldn't

believe could ever come out with the

things he says but he is perfect in the

sense of making a form of art that's all I'm sayin'!"

For No Reason Whatsoever Freestyle 8/12/18

"Set yourself a couple of goals and will you achieve them I

don't know but what happens is all the sudden your

Gonna start bleeding within your cheeks

because you just want to give so many

speeches and people don't want to listen

but you're still talkin' til your speechless

and by that point you just

might as well just be giving up but then

your life isn't livin' up it's not worth

it either way either direction that

you go to and then what happens is you

are not going to be able to grow two

nuts that are going to give you the

strength for you to you know blow

through the punches that are going to be

thrown at you because what happens then

is you're not going to be able to

survive anything that is coming around

you and you'll be stared at like a

golden statue but not in a good way but

in a bad way where the stares are the

anxious ones, when it's people that...

these aren't the kind of people that

you'll get thank-yous from, these are the

kind of faces that are going to be the

ones that are going to scare you as if

there was a different timeline in our

lifetime and it was racists ONLY and you

were the ONE race that wasn't the rest

of them and you stuck out like a green

thumb and it was part of a fuckin'

Testament that I'm makin' up at this

moment and that would scare any opponent

to the point that you wouldn't want to

walk away without some components of

weaponry because then you would just be

getting yourself inside of some fucking

crazy asylum with a you know silent gun

behind you from every dark corner that

you would be hiding from and it would

just be pointing at you from the barrel

to the 'click-clack' and it's gonna 'boom'

and then it'll be inside his thumb and

his numbskull it'll get go through here

to there it's a one bullet that has two

different targets hit!"

Laundry Room Freestyle 10/13/18

"Haven't freestyled in awhile fuck it! do it for no reason just

they're listening cuz I ain't doing this

shit for Commission you might get me in

the mood start dissin' and I'll start

dishing out dishes at you like it was

your turn to clean up after the mess and

Then Adam Stark it's going to start grabbing

your neck and I'll snap it in half as

fast as I would be if I was cashing out

checks at a bank that knew me first and

I was the only person in the line

because you can't get this guy's style

with the inquisitive Rhymes and I'm just

going to start you know making you start

listening guys harder than you ever have

before in the past because I'll start to

kick your ass and then I'll start to

take out a couple of liquor flasks and

I'll throw it at you and it's gonna

break into many pieces and the shards of

it are gonna get you scarred shit you're

not gonna be able to remember where your

apartment is!! that's how bad it's gonna damage you!"

Don't Come At Me Freestyle 10/13/18

"freestyle cuz why fuck not? I mean you might as well

Just swallow a buckshot after I pull the

Trigger 'boom! pow!' goes down your throat

and that's what I'm allowed to know

because this is secret information if

you don't know it, you got to be killed

for it and then you're gonna get your

blood spilled for it and this is me

still forwarding the message that most

of you motherfuckers suck and you lack

the essence and you can't stop me you

can't get past my presence even if you

were a ghostly figure or a spiritual one

you can't stop the guy because I'm

lyrically one of the people that

have got the strength and I can't be

able to stop these pains in my lower

crotch from these crotch stains that

have gotten here because I've took too

many pisses on these whiney bitches and I'm

not playing I'm fuckin' adjusting it as

I fuckin' speak about it and there's no

way to you know get around the subject

you would take a week about to get to

that point of time for me to finish what I

was tryin' to get to sayin', but that's

okay because this just... this display is

just arranging around the way it's a big

distraction and I'll kick your asses

faster than you get whiplashes from

going on black ice with these little

compacted compacted cars that you drive

would have fuckin'... you know loose air in

it and you're not gonna be able to get

around me because my fist has nothing

but loose air in it and it's gonna

fuckin' finish you like you got yourself

destroyed and it's gonna be about

annoying as it would be if you gettin'

stuck in traffic and you're trying to

get over there as fast as you can but

you know everyone around you is just

fuckin' laughing because they got the

Express lane and they paid to get that

expense membership and you don't get

that so you aren't about that shit you

just watching them go around as fast as

a fuckin' ship flying in the air going

quickly around you and you try to get

there you want to you know turn your

whip around and then get in that Lane

it's like they were doing, but then when

you get around to it somebodys come there

in the blind spot took your spot in

front of you then they crashed you then

you got hit and you now you've got

nowhere to run too fool because you

thought you had this all figured out but

you didn't! you should have taken a

different route and that means two

different things as in driving in is and

you know what if you should have done in

Life now anyways in another direction of

takin' it because I make these double

meanings all the time I'm making it I'm

destroying them that I'm taking them

because destruction is a form of

creation they say and that's what I'm

doing is im proving it I'm making that

Fucking point to you and shit as I'm here making

a fucking Union shit I'll fucking get

charged with fucking battery when I beat

you up and if you think you can beat me

in a fight that's fucking flattering and

then I'm gonna teach you a lesson about

Anatomy as I take every fraction of you

and tear it off and from the back and

then you see a string of you left, that's

the only part of you, this much of skin

is left intact and that's it, and then

the rest of you is blown apart from the

back and it was fucking stripped off of

you and the rest of it was just a point

that we'd laughed at as we see wow that guy

thought he had a fucking chance but he

didn't because he lost his fucking pants

and his ass and he didn't have any iota

of any clue that he was gonna get into a

fight that he was gonna lose tonight

because he was... he wasn't very tight

about this fight he was loose tonight I

mean he was, you know punching like he

was fucking carving a pumpkin and it was

just you know, forceful at one point and

then as soon as you pull out it's

NOTHING! and then you got nothing left

because that's what happens when you

carve a pumpkin your guts get spilled

And thats what happens because you ain't got

fuckin' skills you just get fuckin'

killed you get punched and the will of my

strength gets you out on the floor and

then you're nothing but a fuckin' grill

in the wintertime USELESS! you ain't heatin'

nothing you ain't starting a

conversation you ain't givin us

substance because that's what grills does

they heat they can start a conversation

AND give you substance! if you know

anything about grilling unless your grill

on your fucking own by yourself and then,

in that case okay my bad I might as well

just admit that that didn't work out in

the way the metaphor was intended to do

but I'm just gonna be fuckin' ending

these dudes who come against me even if

I get fuckin' 10% of my fuckin' saliva

stool jus' stuck here because it all gets

so fucking weird as I talk too much and

I start yellin' all of a sudden it's

like I feel like i got fucking jell-o

and it's in here and it's stuck and then

it's harder to speak but that's okay cuz

Adam Stark is just you know I'm a

geek I'm a fuckin' I'm a martyr I'm every

one of those things and you can call me

anything you want because not one of

them stinks of something that didn't

sound like bullshit in the first place

unless it was a positive note that cha

said and that... in that case we'll give

you a hand of applause round of applause

I said a hand of applause that's okay

because it came out wrong because I... my

mind is damaged at all of the things

I've been sayin' because I even battle

myself if I fuckin' look at myself in

the mirror I can diss myself better than

you could in your entire career an

entire a year of taking time to write some lyrics

here and then use them and then you

refuse em' because what happens is when

you choose them and they try to you know,

unleash em' on me then what's gonna

Happen is they're going to be re-leashed

instead of unleashed they're re-leashed that's

right they were attached once and then

they no longer got it together and then

all of a sudden you're just holding on

a thread of a string trying to keep it

from bendin' then it gets out of the

fuckin' place that was trying to get like

a runaway dog and then you can't run

away from this guy because this is as

bad as running in the fog against a

fuckin' person wearing the darkest type

of clothing like I am right now and you

happen to notice that if this would have

worked even better if my fucking face

was in the negative light of that

kind of effect and then it would be the

best of the best of the right passage

for me to choose to go to because then

I've walked away from you and it's not

even going to show you the fuckin'

chance that you would have to try and

play hide and seek bitch

then all sudden when your finding me

it's not the kind of guy you seeked, it's

the opposite of that it's the guy you

wanted to run away from, and then you

find me and then I'm just becoming a

fucking runaway bum like somebody

running away because they don't have a

home and they're homeless and then what

happens if you go up to them and you'd

want to tell them that this isn't the

path you should take and you should have

known this and you shouldn't have you

know, postpone this you should have

gotten your life together and got it

better for you but some people don't

have that choice, that decision to make

it they didn't have that chance when

they were younger they didn't get a

chance to even do that it was just it was

past them and then the functions of the

life has chosen them to be you know not

unable to do anything that they want to

do except for fucking a few things like

you know pee and to choose to do this and

to choose to do that and move around and

They ain't gonna get into a place thats

gonna be warm it's not gonna be

somewhere that you would like to that

you could perform some place that you

could form a positive opinion about

that's where people live a lot of

people don't have any places to live and

you shouldn't fucking take it for granted

the place that you do live at because it

happens to be a place that's inside

then what you should do is ask God too,

say thank you for that because you've

got set there instead of set nowhere

you've got that instead of nothin' and

I'm not bluffin' I'm not fuckin' comin'

around acting tough and I'm just showin'

you these are motherfuckers that I could

squish you like muffins! yes I rhymed that

With muffins you didn't see that comin' and if

you did well then fuck it I just said it

you know and it didn't come from nothin'

it came from somethin' that you might

have thought of as well but it came out

better cuz it came from my mouth cuz I

could put thoughts around it as well and

I can... you can't put thoughts around this

as well as I did it because... and I'm

gonna tell you what I'm not gonna tell

you when I'm finished I might as well

just hit the stop on that the air you

won't even see it coming 'BAM!'"

Life Upsets Me Freestyle 6/05/19

"I say something, it doesn't mean I meant the

shit you take lyrics too serious that's

not my fault that's yours

it's the end of the sentence period I'm

just saying because it's meant to be

getting you furious because you know the

end of your period it's like I fuckin'

gonna beat someone who mentions me I'm

gonna... what I'm do is I'm going to

suspend the geek I'm gonna fuckin' hold

them after class if I think he is a

bitch get it? hold him, 'classify' if he is

a bitch? that's what I'm gonna do I'm

gonna fuckin' do both of those things

that was somewhat of a double meaning

you know come to seeing that any

of you motherfuckers being in my way are

just gonna be unfortunately you're gonna

become a beating victim!"

"you know you just can't get it it's like fuckin'

trying to explain something to someone

that won't understand a dichotomy the

two times two types of things because

hip-hop is basically my property and you

know it's like you wouldn't understand the

two different choices to make because

the choices of fate it's like havin' a

permanent lesbian try and say 'I can't

get the dichotomy' get it? she can't get

the 'dyke outta me' and she can't get the two

different choices of being straight as

the other dichotomy because I fuckin'

rhyme properly!"

"then he would sell that whole fuckin' landscape and try and make

a good fuckin' real estate area for it

but then it was very important because

the thing is I don't drive any amateur

cars I got a fuckin' pro Porsche in it I

gotta fuckin' put that in the garage and

it was fitting perfectly it was

proportionate and then I fuckin' had a

perfect landscape on front I had a pro

porch in it! I mean it was all that

shit happenin' in one fuckin' time I

don't know what type of entendre that

was but that was my fuckin' line and I

just said it because I meant it and I'm

gonna fuckin' make you look pathetic and

you gonna have to have a false

prosthetic or a prosthesis or

whatever that is because my apothesis

is that you were not gonna beat this

you're just gonna fuckin' hear this and

then you're gonna be able to repeat this

in your nightmares cuz those are fuckin'

crazy ass night tears that you're gonna

go through and then it's gonna fuckin'

explode you and I'm not gonna rhyme this

with Goku I don't watch that show dude

if you want me to it's too bad what

I'll fuckin' do is ruin your day like

replacing your fuckin' delicious bad

food with tofu is what I'm gonna go do

yes I said that instead of sayin'

something violent because this is all

hypothetical anyway so when I vent it's

gonna come out the way that I feel like

and you know I feel like rhyming and

I feel like taking these fuckin'... I could

take a fuckin' high heel and hike and

chuck it at somebody and it's gonna

fuckin' hurt it's gonna go right where I

want it to and their blood is gonna

squirt and it's gonna splurge and it's

gonna explode them it's gonna be once

again like I said before absurd and then

you really are gonna fly like a bird

like I said before and this is a fuckin'

metaphor and I'm gonna be makin' sure

that you're gonna be on the reded floor

and it's gonna be an upsetting tour if I

was to walk around and take a look at

places here because that's I'm gonna

Find out what I did beforehand which I

forgot because all of a sudden I forget

what I was doin' and then all the sudden I step on

my shoes get ruined because it's fucking

blood and guts underneath it because you

don't want to be the one to

see it and I don't want to be the one to

seep with my fuckin' sucks get things

On it then I have to figure out how to

do my laundry and it's gonna get

disgusting it's gonna smell terrible and

then all of a sudden I'm gonna be

pondering oh gee maybe I should stop

serving these bitch-ass haters but

that's okay cuz this just gets fast and

way worse than it could have been any

other time I mean fuck it what should I

do just sleep all day like a narcoleptic

or should I just oh, fuckin' be like a

frog and just leap all day or I could

fuckin' you can choose you want to be a

frog? or a narcoleptic? you could just

Sleep (/leap) all day! Get it? it's a fucking double

fucking meaning I'm doing it again cuz I'm

showing you the blueprint with this shit

and I can't even see color so how would

I know if it's fucking blue or not?

because this dude is hot this dude comes

up with rhymes that'll fucking ruin

the pot of a melting potted area because

what it should be is a melting pot in

the sense of all different types of

people yes t's good it's good to

see it that way but what I'm trying to

see is a different type of place where

we have only one type of good fucking

music listeners that would be my type of

pot of a singular ingredient and that

would be the way that I would love to be

seeing it and that would be the way of

the world for their ears to be feeding

it yes i said ears feeding that's two

different senses but you get this what I

was trying to say what I was trying to

give off with my precipice is that I'm

saying feeding you with knowledge which

knowledge you have to hear first and

then you understand that that's the way

that it works because it's a very weird

verse that we live in and it's a wery

weird verse that I'm given because I'm

given a verse technically I hope that

counts as a double if not then I'm in

trouble but fuck it you know I'll just

do whatever I got to do I'll fucking

snatch it out of you with that

confidence that you thought you had that

you thought you were gonna be able to

throw at someone else and you were gonna

you know... give someone hell

but you we're just looking dumb as hell in

the process and in the and in the Loch

Ness's cage you just got you know

stretched into a fuckin' impossible

measurement and then

you fucking tenements would start with ligaments

Would throw up and break into

different segments of it and that's the

sentiment that I'm giving"

"the damn truth is you know we just... there's so

many of these damn new kids that just

don't understand how the world works and

they'll just accept what they read in

the history books and just listen to me

look they're not telling all the truth

it's as easy as that but they won't

actually do the research in fact they will

just take what they read and relax and

go on to the next thing but you know

that's just the thing you know, you know

I don't understand the rest of us can't

stand for this and what I'll do is I'll

fuckin' pluck your eyes out and get it

done like a retina transplant I'll put

your ice in a box like a retina

transplant and I'll fuckin' keep

the drinks cold like I'm putting ice in a

box like a retina transplant! I mean

that's what I'm doin'! I'm just fuckin'

eyes ice yes it sounds close enough

because you know this stuff Adam Stark

does he comes up with crazy ass rhymes"

I Hate Fake People And Wannabe's Freestyle 6/12/19

"likely see an untimely demise it'll come for

you guys and any girls alike that are

going against me and that's okay because

what they're gonna do is tempt me and

I'll fuckin' just keep pummeling them

with fuckin' raps as mean as can because

Adam Stark is just seamlessly running

through these critics and bitches and

whiners and all the other type of things

because I hope that your hymen hurts by

the time I'm done fuckin' coming up with

these rhymin' words! I'm fuckin' sick of

This you guys are like politicians and shit

you guys are fuckin' weak and you're

just playing politics with that shit I

fuckin' hate it you want to fucking realize something

I can say what I want to say I know

it's a crime to speak my mind but I

don't give a shit if you really want to

fuckin' see some ideal crimes you just

gotta hope go ahead and look at the

fuckin'... speeches of politicians that

would be the ideal time to find some

real crime if you ask me!"

"just gets me fuckin' pissed off you know I

need to get myself a big Glock or a big

gun or something I need to find

something to wield like I'm motorcycle

hunting! and get it? I'm looking for

something two wheeled like I'm motorcycle

hunting! and I need somethin' to grab like

something 'to wield' that's fucking crazy

I just said that I just... every time I

Fuckin' rhyme I come up with a double

like a new feel and it's just crazy

because and it's just one of those

things that Adam Stark does because he's

too real he just got these crazy raps

and I'm just fuckin' crazy but that is

just gonna fucking start swinging like I

got you know 80 bats and just gonna take

my turn and see how many of them will

break with that I can just you know I'll

do a density test and see how long

they can last or a duration exam and

that's gonna happen I'm gonna create

something that's mad and it's

fuckin' mad as in a crazy way and it's

just you know Adam Stark is always

living in this crazy place state of mind

and it's not the state of mine I'm not

about Minnesota I'm talking about the

crazy times!"

"hit your ball joints or

your fuckin' ball of your elbow and I'll

hit that and then you be like 'OW! oh hell

No!' or I can hit the fuckin' ball of your

kneecap and you will see that you won't

be able to react

I'll fuckin' you know fuckin' step on

you and pounce you out you won't be able

do nothing and its just fuckin' come

around this route and I'll fuckin'

beat the shit out of you and what will

you be doing except being grounded now?

or fuckin' bleed to death because your

spleen is stretched and it's fuckin'

popping out of your fucking chest YES I

said chest! I know the spleen doesn't

come from there but that's okay cuz Adam

doesn't fucking care! it's gonna start

from where it originally was came from

and then what's gonna happen is it's

gonna get so damaged so fast from the

fuckin' angle that I came from it's

gonna come out of a different place that

it wasn't supposed to be but it

happened to have sprang from! is that

enough for you? because I know you were

gonna say 'the spleen does it come from

the chest it comes from a different place'

well you know that's what I do I fuckin'

freestyle and I can come up with a way

to make anything work like a fuckin'... I

could take the laziest peasant on Earth

and I can give them a job and then

they'll... by the end of the month they'll

be Employee of the Month and then you'll

be like holy shit

Adam Stark meant what he said and he has

become what he has become as in speaking

about the peasant in that time because

that rhyme was crazy and it was almost

like a bad time but you know that's what

happens you know? Fuck it I know I've

said a lot about baseball whatever I

don't even need a baseball bat I can

just fight with these things I mean it's

like what comes to mind when you think

of a baseball bat it's swings, I mean it's

like what comes to mind when you think

of a vampire bat it's wings, it's like

what comes to mind when you think of

your favorite chicken restaurant it's

wings! it's like fuck I just came up with

three of those things I mean fuck it I

tried my best you know I just... I don't

know if that's an entendre' or not but

you know whatever I just... I try and yet

it comes up with crazy shit every time

and yes I don't need a baseball bat to

beat your ass cuz I can do it with

anything else that I could find and then

you'll still lose that battle because

you won't be able to fuckin' travel by

the time I'm done with you you fuckin'

unholy fucking calumnious doof!

yes I said doof! I could have rhymed it

with anything else but if anything else

I said something crazy that you wouldn't

have been able to say yourself and that

people listening that care about me, many,

had felt I'm teaching new self-defense

with words and be concerned because

it's gonna get on your nerves which get

very easily hurt these days because your

fucking pussy and a whiny one and you're

just a fucking walkin' vagina son! that's

what you are and that's what I'm saying

just to make fun of the haters that's it

nobody else... anyone else that's not

on my side such a fat dick and not in a

joyful way but in a way that's gonna

fuckin' ruin your day that's what I

fucking said I don't know it's just

something weird it's just... goin'

against me you better come prepared cuz

I'm gonna beat any fuckin' fight that is

against me cuz what's gonna happen is

they are gonna get on the nerve of this

MC and they're gonna get fuckin' beat

down very fast it's gonna be scary cuz

I'll fuckin' do a scary laugh in the

middle of it I'll be laughing at the

fact that you think you could win and

then you'll get fuckin' pounced out

And then fucking stepped on and then just

like a bouncer against someone else

you'll get bounced out you'll get thrown

out of it you'll get... you'll fuckin'

pounce out like a kangaroo coming out of

its mom's pouch and that's what's

gonna happen is you're gonna get your

ass kicked out of here faster than a

fuckin' lazy son on his mom's couch!

after she gets you know, sick of him at

that point in time cuz you know boy this

rhyme is going in all directions but I'm

tryin' to say I'll beat your ass and

it's not gonna be hard to do cuz you

know, you're just fucking nothing but

fodder dude you're nothing you just... you

couldn't fuckin' stand against me

No beefin' with me you wouldn't even

have a barbecue near me in the fuckin'

vicinity cuz this MC is just killing

freaks that come against me with you

know minimal speech with minimal

triumph minimal effort and that's just

that's what comes with it is triumph and

effort and it's just gonna be able to

fuckin' make your mind splurge with

redness because that's the last thing

you're gonna see is the blood squirting

out of your forehead before I kill that

motherfucker and yes I said this I meant

this you know figuratively of course

this is all hypothetical cuz that's what rap is

it's taken its course and then it's

gonna be able to show you that if this

were true though I would win with force

on my side and I'm not talking about

some you know mythological scientifical

science fictional Jedi power from a

fuckin' movie and show I'm talking about

the actual force isn't something that

can be scientifically proven to show you

and I'll fuckin' be able to explode you

from the outside in!"

"tell me that you don't believe that I can do this and you're

gonna be like 'you know what Adam Stark I

don't get it I really doubt that' well

you know what's gonna happen? is I'm

gonna beat your ass really quick and

then you won't be able to bounce back!

you're gonna fuckin be hurtled onto the

ground and I'll keep fuckin' stepping on

you too until you're just a fucking ounce

flat! you weighed 1 hundred pounds at first

well not anymore I'm pretty sure I doubt

that, cuz you're gonna weigh so fuckin' much

less than what you were before it's

Not even gonna be an ounce flat when I put

it on the scale you're gonna be dead to

rights it's gonna be dead and then

what's gonna happen next is you're gonna

be wondering what's gonna happen with

your life and it's gonna be around that

time you realize that I fuckin' stomped

you so fucking hard on your skeleton

you'll be left without collarbones like

a housecat!"

Hip Hop Is A Competition Freestyle 6/24/19

"and that guy is right here

he's the fuckin' Rap God he lives inside

of this brain because this guy he can

obtain any fuckin' power and any type of

a fuckin' plane of existence I can take

it over just like a fuckin' hijacker

because hi slackers I fuckin' come

around you cuz you guys are lazy with ur

writing but then I just freestyle and

then I'm laughing at you because my

rapture has you fuckin' caught by the

fuckin' ankles and it's gonna throw you

against the fuckin side of the ground

even though you were just 30,000 feet in

the air, now you can wave bye to it now because

you fuckin' hit the floor with it or

the ground with if whatever it was you

got grounded now and I ain't fuckin'

keeping you in detention or some kind of

shit where your gonna get in trouble for

your parents cuz you ain't gonna be able

to be finding out whatever I fuckin' meant

by that because I fuckin' said grounded

I meant it in two different ways cuz this

is great because I can fuckin' take you

to a different space a different fuckin'

time and plane of existence this is

crazy admittance coming from a fuckin'

whistleblower because this guy is the

motor that fucking keeps the game

driving and it is composure that I'm

coming up with and I don't keep

composure sure I fuckin' lose my mind

all the fuckin' time when I fuckin'

rhyme you know I don't give a fuck if

you don't like this guy if you don't

want to you can just fuckin' go ahead

and disappear as you're one of the lucky

type that is able to have wishes like

that but not say it to my fuckin' face

cuz you're one of the people that gets

on my fuckin' nerves and you fuckin'

want to spit on my fuckin' grave but

Thats not gonna happen for a few years now so

I don't give a fuck what you say that's

just gonna be the fuckin' end of your

time in existence because I haven't come

here to fuckin' you know run around to

play with this shit cuz I'm just gonna...

just gonna fucking relay to you

some shit I don't give a fuck about all

the fuckin' haters and yes there's tons

of them because all they do is fuckin'

you know... all they take is their white

flag and they wave theirs!"

Mad As Can Be Freestyle 6/25/19

"ungratefulness and you know I just hate

those bitches that do all that crazy

shit you know it's like I could fuckin'

give a shout-out to them will they give

it back to me? no of course not they just

relax with me they just say 'oh I got

what I needed from him so I don't have

to do anything else' and I just... and I react with

HEAT I fuckin' come up on them and I just hit

em' with a fire punch and it wasn't some

wordplay it was me actually getting them

something that they didn't expect to see

on that day and that was gonna fuckin'

you know fuckin' ruin everything that

they had going for them they were all

the sudden doing something that was so

important then all of a sudden I lit up

their fuckin' face it turned red and

then black because it was bleeding two

different colors once I hit that and the

impact was making them go, you know... and

how many feet I'd say at least six flat!

but when all of a sudden they got hit

back and then um... let's see what would

happen after that? I mean I would Adam

Stark would have to rap and then I'd have

to teach him about the actual facts that

they weren't realizing that after the

rap when I was fuckin' dissing them for

it and then they didn't think this was

important and they jus decided to ignore it

but what happened is I showed them

exactly how the floor bends I could just...

I hit him so far down to the ground

I broke the fuckin' floor vents I did

all of that and then all of a sudden I

fuckin' took the evidence and I made him

swallow that all that they'd leaked

about ten pints of blood then what I

decided to do was I became a thug just

for that moment and I put it inside of a

fucking bottle and a jug and I made him

swallow that shit I made him get rid of

the evidence so then nobody could knew

that anybody had ever been hit and on

that fucking moment and there's no

nothing to find on the surface no

forensics could find this they couldn't

figure this out and they almost looked

at us in an interrogation like maybe they

tried to rehearse this but that's okay

because I'm curse bitch! I'm cursed bitch

I am in the fucking way that I get

nervous but then I still can show you

that I can you know come up with crazy

rhymes with or without a purpose even if

it was by accident I can show you that

here or in an actual rap event I can

come up with the crazy fuckin' rhymes

because when Adams vexed then Adam gets

people fuckin'... people bent up and then

they get you know, ruinin' their shape like

they were fuckin' perfectly symmetrical

all of a sudden you take one look at

Adam Stark the wrong way and then all

of a sudden what I do is I take a cement

truck and I let the cement trickle all over

you and then it's gonna fuckin' harden

all over the different places and then

this shit is greatness because I

can fuckin' show you that yeah Adam Stark

even if he's saying words that is so

gracious I can all the sudden change it

around and I can destroy everybody in...

within my face and I can just show you

that with this basis that I'm coming up

with in the moment because you know I

integrated whatever I need to because

fuck it I could fuckin' assassinate you!"

"Take you out at any moment at all

Because it's like I lacked description

you wouldn't be able to pick me out of a

crowd you know I'm like a mathematician

I could just find a moment of time and I

could just plan it out perfectly and

scientifically I could just you know

rhyme specifically in order to beat this

motherfucker down because I am this MC

the fuckin' number one of them the one

that isn't gonna be down and you

wouldn't be able to become one of them

you wouldn't be able to you make your

dreams come true and become good at this

rhyming shit because this guy is lit

this guy is fuckin' on fire in that

sense and I'm also mad at too, mad at

that too and then that was a way that I

would have to rap to because to isn't t o

and t o o and t w o that's three different

types of to's because I am the type of

dude that once you like the fuse it's

gonna fuckin' blow up and explode on you

because I'm just a fuckin' bomb dude I'm

the atom bomb dude I could fuckin' stomp

you and just beat you into the fuckin'

ground to the point the ground fuckin'

feels the pain and all sudden inanimate

objects start feeling things that they

didn't feel before all the sudden it's

like oh my god the things I created that

weren't supposed to have feelings now I

feel in vain because Adam Stark fuckin'

hurt that motherfucker that was organic

so bad that all the sudden the things

that aren't organic are all the sudden

getting mad because they're feeling the

fuckin' pressure from it and that's

physically and emotionally and mentally

and psychologically because I said

I fuckin' felt like it because I'm a

psychotic MC I can say all that shit

that I fuckin' felt like because I get

angry at things and I just feel like I

do a lot of things for other people they

don't do even half of it back because

you know that is just the fact I mean

what are we gonna fuckin' do dispute

opinions? because this shit is you know

fuckin' getting me diminished as a

diminished capacity because I'm fuckin'

pissed off at this shit and I'm just

rapping so rapidly because I happen to

be fuckin' pissed off as Adam could BE!

I'm like... I'm like I'm up to the fuckin'

ceiling with it in fact if this was a

sunroof and you would see Adam Stark all

the sudden come through if you were

looking from the outside looking at this

vehicle but then you would see it cool

down all the sudden because I'll start

humming you know I'll just you know, relax a

little bit and then all the sudden Adam

Stark's madness would just erase in

A vent and it would just go away and just

come back you know crazier again once

I fuckin' get pissed off at something

else random that would happen I am

pretty mad these days and my raps have

nothing to do with what I'm actually mad

about and it's amazed what I can come up

with!"

Author!

I am very proud of my books that I published. I wrote books (under my real name Adam Stark) that I believe are simply brilliant! They are all free and available in every format including audiobooks! I don't care about money I just want to be recognized for my talents. I do wish that I could write a really long book, but I don't believe I can. In the books that I have written, they are a decent length, but I couldn't possible add any more content to them. If I did, it would be like forcing myself to write something, which is unacceptable. I make sure all of my key points, events, character development stages, action sequences, twists, conversations, endings and motifs are present without ruining them by adding more stuff just to fill up space. I pride myself on AMAZING endings to my books in my personal opinion. I never ever want a reader to be left unsatisfied! The twists have to be very original and unexpected but WITHOUT being impossible. One thing that I can say I do very well is write out action sequences! I provide the details necessary to understand all of the visions I am attempting to get across. An advantage I have is that I have watched a lot of movies and read many books and stories, so I make sure to write out action sequences that do NOT remind me of any of those. Not even a slight similarity. One thing about my characters that I like to make them have is the ability to think on the fly! Just like the way that I freestyle. They come up with solutions right there on the spot. Any plans that take place in my books are ones that I really take the time to think: what would be the 'perfect crime' in a sense... that also are original and that don't remind me of any movie or book or story. I apply the use of irony when appropriate, and I allow my audience to learn about plot twists in a seamless fashion. I understand that everyone has a different opinion, and their right to their opinion. I am simply trying to say that these stories I took the time to write are the type of stories I love and I believe are worth checking out! Question, have you ever watched a movie that you thought was either terrible, or almost good but the ending was very bad or something? What do you do? You may think: I would've done much better! Well that's one of my motivations! No clichés in my books, no twists that remind anyone of another story, no stupid way to end my stories either (in my strong opinion!) For example, one thing that pisses me off is when the ending of a book or a movie is the main character wakes up, as in they were dreaming the whole time and that's the end of the story! Nothing happened, it was all a dream folks... NO! That just makes me feel like I wasted my time because it wasn't real in the story it was a stupid dream. Another over-used twist is that one of the main characters doesn't exist, they are imaginary or the main character just has paranoid schizophrenia or something. It's been done too many times, so I will get pissed off if I read/watch another story that just has you find out that someone wasn't really there... bullshit! It was done well in the past, but it doesn't need to be done anymore, start being more creative dammit! Anyways, in my strong opinion I've done a fantastic job at creating stories that I would've loved to watch/read if they weren't my own because it's written well, flows nicely, makes sense and is well thought out. These stories are complete thoughts without errors in translation. The action is visualized very well. The plot twists that I do have are great and they are realistically within reason... no stupid fictional / supernatural twists like aliens or ghosts! The endings in my strong opinion are satisfying and a great note to leave off on for each individual story. These are written well enough that each of them could easily be used as a script and an outline for a movie! Lastly, some information you read about in my books I leave to be open for interpretation to my readers!

My Books (with no spoilers):

Going Live In 3, 2, What? 7/02/2016

This is my first book! This is an action adventure suspenseful thriller! Jack is a loner in the woods who is very intelligent. He's been very successful with his podcast showing how often the people on the news and government officials lie and let people down. He then successfully hacked into a C.I.A. base and planned on releasing their plans for a new classified weapon. A man comes to his door, well that's strange because Jack NEVER has visitors period since he lives in the middle of nowhere. The man warns Jack to go upstairs and hide and shows him an arsenal of guns! A hit squad of betrayers in the C.I.A. come to Jack's house and trash the place trying to kill him. The man who saves Jack is Dwight Simmons... but the fact that he's alive is more troubling! Dwight was supposed to be dead for several years! The C.I.A. knows that the device that was hacked was Dwight's because he hid the device to spy on them while faking his death. He faked his death to obtain the death benefits for his family, a wife and kids, while being able to protect them with the advantage of people assuming he's dead. The new deadly weapon that Jack caught wind of at the C.I.A. base happens to be a weapon that Dwight created the original smaller prototype to. Dwight suspected correctly that some members of the C.I.A. would betray him and use the weapon against the innocent citizens by destroying power sources and sending society back to the stone ages. Jack and Dwight are now marked by every force of authority in the country! So they can't ask for any help, and yet they are the only ones that know about the deadly weapon! This is an adventure for them both to take a long journey to try and stop it from launching. Dwight has no time to train Jack to be a killer but Jack is 100% on board anyway! Be prepared for very intense gunfights, original action sequences that don't disappoint, and learning what happens!

The Write Path To Sword Out The Truth! 7/21/2017

This is an action adventure story taking place in the medieval ages! So all of the action sequences are with hand to hand combat, swords, spears, war-hammers, axes, bows and arrows, knives, maces ect. The action here is the exact opposite of the action in my first book which is a modern day action story with guns and explosives ect. This story is very well written because every single motion during combat is described perfectly! You will know exactly how each character moves and what impact weapons have when they are swung or lunged! The story is about a great king who is truly a morally good leader. He has kept his city prosperous and healthy. No one dislikes him. The main character is the king's son who is his right hand man in politics and an excellent writer. He writes battle strategies for the armies and laws for the land to follow! His latest achievement is a new weapon that can shoot and kill from a distance way more effectively than a bow and arrow! The king holds a meeting and it gets interrupted, a prisoner requests a challenge. The kings in this time period allow prisoners to challenge their kings to a fight to the death, if they win, they earn their freedom, or die trying. So a prisoner requests the challenge to the king, he accepts. The prisoner pulls out an illegal weapon for the challenge, a metal mace! The king couldn't had his guards just kill him with arrows but the king makes an example out of him and kills him anyway. The king is so good at combat it's actually frightening to watch, no one is faster or more accurate! So he continues his meeting and tells everyone about the new weapon his son made and shows everyone! He then gives his son praise and a promotion with an award. Well, one member of the staff leaves in disappointment... he storms out angrily and reveals that he set up that prisoner with the illegal weapon! He runs up to intercept the new weapon from one staff member carrying it down the hall in the castle and steals it! He shoots him and instantly kills him. The guards hear the sound of the weapon firing and they all immediately run to the king's quarters. He betrays and kills the king! He knew he could never possibly win in a fair fight. The king's son shows up to arrest him and the betrayer throws the weapon at the king's son. When the guards arrive, the betrayer points to the dead king, says he didn't do it because he wouldn't even know how to use the weapon, and convinced the guards that the king's son did it! After all, he was holding it at the time the guards arrived and he would know how to use it since it's his invention! His deception works, they all go to kill the king's son now. He manages to escape by stealing a horse. He is now hunted for and no longer has a father. The new king is the one who betrayed him... and he is ruining the town and making himself rich alone in the process! The numbers are not in the king's son's favor, what will he do? How long will the citizens be able to survive without healthy food and water?

The World's Worst Murder Detective! 11/08/2017

This is a comedy! Comedy is tricky and always a risk because everyone's sense of humor is different, and to find something funny is unpredictable. I put together my best jokes into this book, some of my jokes are from my older public videos dating from 2014, 2015 and late 2016. This is about a character that was difficult to create but I am very proud of myself for creating. He is a hybrid of someone who is extremely intelligent, a Harvard honors graduate student at the top of his class; and a complete fucking idiot! Yes, I created a character smart and stupid! He has a photographic memory therefore the college tests were no problem for him. He always may quite possibly have the biggest vocabulary of big words in history! So he's provably smart, but yet he has a curse. He has bad hearing, not like someone who just needs someone to repeat them-self and speak louder... but when he hears something incorrectly, he actually ACTS ON THE WORDS HE MISHEARD! No matter what! On top of that, he has all of this infinite knowledge since he's technically a genius, but he has the worst ability of applying logic to almost any situation! So what good is knowing everything about being a murder detective when you don't know how to apply what you've learned? And instead, do things that are counterproductive! The story starts out that he in prison. His name is outrageous... Powen Yootipopper. He's being offered a chance to write a book on how he ended up in prison for being the worst murder detective. He couldn't even follow the simple instructions on how to write the first chapter of the book by the people paying him to write it! He also hilariously reveals how he tried to become a whistleblower to the F.B.I.! So the world's worst murder detective then finds himself a new passion, being a lawyer... how do you think someone that super intelligent and extremely fucking stupid will perform in the court of law?! The point of this book is to show off my style of comedy. It's what I will call sophisticated humor. It's where I have to write out these jokes and situations perfectly as if they were one of my rhymes where every word has to fit just right or the whole line fails! A lot of these humorous situations are wrote out very carefully to land a laugh that isn't just random idiotic shock value humor. There's nothing wrong with random idiocy or shock value humor, I laugh at that stuff all the time in real life! But I wanted to make my own comedy story in my own original way that sticks out. I'll provide one example now: Powen Yootipopper is at the crime scene of a murder, and called over to see something. His coworker pulls out a paper from the dead victim's pocket. He wants to show it to Powen since he's a new detective on his first case. On the paper it says 'A princess' and it's a crayon-colored drawing that clearly the victim's daughter made him. But, since Powen's ears are cursed, he heard that entirely wrong! The man told Powen: "Check this out, 'a princess'!" And Powen's cursed ears believed he heard him say: "check out what the apron says!" So Powen goes over to the apron at the crime scene and looks at it all over. The apron doesn't say anything, there's no words on the apron... except on the tag. It simply says: "Made in China." So What does Powen do? Immediately books a flight to China and leaves to 'go investigate.'

To Ward's Answers! 9/05/2018

This is my mystery book! Ward is a retired gold-shield detective. A serial killer escaped the local prison in town and evades the authorities. Ward knows that the serial killer who escaped cannot pass the state borders because he knows the protocol: when a prison break occurs, state borders are filled with checkpoints until the escaping inmate(s) are captured. Now, all of the sudden a bunch of families are disappearing in Ward's city! Not just a few either. A lot of families disappear without a trace. Is the perfect crime ACTUALLY being committed? But even more shocking to consider, the perfect crime being committed on a massive scale? No clues, no evidence, no solid leads! Follow Ward's journey as he does whatever he can to figure out what is going on!

World's Worst Murder Detective 2: Laws Stand Found! 8/21/2019

This is my first sequel I've ever written! This one contains the very same sophisticated humor as the previous installment. Powen gets hired by a huge law firm only because people heard about him and therefore requested him personally. He certainly screws up as often as you'd assume! He also finally ends up in a relationship, that is exciting as hell! Powen, of all people, how entertaining is that to even consider? One thing I believe people will appreciate from this book, is the massive effort that went in to Powen's dialogues, especially in high pressure situations! Lots of laughs again!

Gaming!

I love sniper rifles! Some video games just happen to click with me. Grenades and sniper rifles in video games are what I enjoy because they present a challenge. Grenades are fun to kill your opponents when you use them from a long distance successfully, and on a regular basis! While sniping is a fun challenge because in the games I play, they are slow and they need to reload after every round has been fired. Because of this, your aim HAS to be very good or if you miss then your opponents will have many chances to kill you. It's a powerful gun that has incredible accuracy and distance, but that presents a problem if your brave enough to try! I use snipers in close range environments and I rarely use my scopes. Every bullet has to count when fired because the other players will most likely be using guns equipped for close quarters combat. In most cases I will kill enemies with a sniper rifle without zooming in at all which is harder to accomplish and therefore more respected. It's not just about landing a shot, but doing a few times in a row killing multiple opponents in a matter of seconds in the most difficult manor. I've recorded many videos over the years proving that I am a very talented marksman/sharpshooter/sniper in certain video games. Not to mention making great use of explosive weapons in unconventional ways too! I have many public videos to prove my talents with the aforementioned situations! On a side note, I love having visuals for my music and what could be better than showing off my talent in gaming? It's showcasing 2 different talents in one video! Also if anyone is curious, my favorite gun in real life is the M1A1 Thompson Sub Machine Gun with a 100 bullet round drum attachment! Got to say, they were held by one of the best generations of patriots, our World War 2 Veterans!

Detectives On A Mysterious Case! (Show)

I love writing mysterious, but often enough they aren't long enough for a full book. So, I chose to do the next best thing: short stories! I photoshop a slideshow to go along with my narrations. I speak as if there are a few detectives who are trying to solve the mysterious (sometimes criminal) cases. I use a lot of big words and get very passionate when I get into my mystery. The nice thing about this show is that you can just as easily enjoy it by listening to it without watching. It is more fun to watch it because I give you visible clues on the video, some of them you will see but may not know how to place the evidence to solve the case unless you are really good at putting things together. The best part to me is to see if people can solve the mystery before the show ends because at the end I always fully reveal everything. These are great stories in my opinion that just aren't long enough to be a book or movie, but I always do a excellent job of making a creative story that has it's turns but within the realm of realistic possibilities.

ArtOfFacts! My Card Game!

I invented a card game preferred for multiple players. Its a betting game, but that doesn't mean that you have to wager real money. My betting system in my game is VERY unique, it offers any player still remaining in the game a chance for a comeback! There's one dealer every round, they determine their hand's value and the other players have 2 options: they can try to match the dealers value to take back their bet, excluding the final player in the rotation, or players can try to beat the highest score on the table to win the pot! Everyone bets every round, ect. I won't get specific about my game in this book, but just know that it is a fun experience that is easy to learn with strategy, and some cool risk taking!

FINAL APPENDIX: LITERAL MULTIPLE MEANINGS

These are lyrics that can be literally proven scientifically to have multiple literal meanings. The set-ups are very important. Words cannot be forced to be mispronounced beyond reasonable measures. There are many more multiple meanings, but that aren't literal multiple meanings. Therefore = not as technically skilled / talented to create. A lot of times I will read someone's claim that they made a literal triple or quadruple meaning punchline and it is NOT truly literal! It is because the authors of some of these lyrics just tell the audience that they make up different ways to use words, as well as take a tiny segment of a rhyme and claim that TO THEM: saying the small portion of the rhyme they are referring to has multiple meanings but these are only a personal manifestation that has NO data to back it up. I'll make up an example right now to show you what nonsense they will try and pull off, let's say it has a very short setup and their line ends with: "Say goodnight to the bad guy!" They would seriously say things like: "That's a literal quadruple meaning right there! You see, that's a line from a movie, and in MY area where I live those words mean (insert lie here) and so there are 4 meanings to my line! I am so talented!" This is common and unacceptable, their set up lines don't even say any key points to give the impression that there could be multiple points to connect to for making this have multiple literal meanings. MY lyrics I'm proud to say can be fact-checked! This is done by many different methods. One method includes using words that have many different meanings and carefully setting up the rhyme with key points that could include more than one of the definitions. Also, the same thing can be said for using homophones. Another method is finding a word to make plural by adding the letter 's' at the end of it, while also finding a word that already starts with the letter 's' to connect to it immediately following. Therefore the 's' sound is smooth enough to be used as a word to be plural, and a word to NOT be plural (as in no 's' at the end of it) and to instead have the 's' sound transfer to the next word at the beginning! Another method is key timing, applying pauses or speeding up specific portions of words used in a sentence. Another obvious method includes avoiding using words that could turn the sentence into a simile.

Literal Double Meanings

3/03/20

New rapper alert! Wack as fuck of course Hip hop continues to die,

Diminishing while you watch or step up, Wither without you by his side!

(/with or without you by his side!)

I'll Turn the volume off of the wack frauds whom the radio would choose to feature,

At the same exact time I'll fire off silencers in their mouths to 'Mute' the 'speakers'

He should pay me NOT to battle him, to avoid losing to my greatness,

by taking the 'high road' to demonstrate an elevation!

(/an 'L' evasion!)

He's telling me he wants to slice up my bladder with something sharp to disturb my essence,

I've never experienced pain down between my legs, but just thinking about it now makes me understand Ur intentions!

(/urine tensions)

more stab wounds to arm pits and you'll see the blood increases

(/in creases)

Anyone else steppin' in? I'll Cut off oxygen to kill the king's replacements, no more heir to the throne!

(/Air to the throne!)

Hand you a 1 inch paper saying I'm gonna kill you in 1 second... you die with such a 'short notice'!

9/15/19

Ponder, could there be any accomplices, more than 2 types of DNA discovered?

could one suspect have handled the violent act, and one was helping as a newcomer?

lets say there was vomit at the scene, far from the rest of it,

the DNA of it was not the violent accomplice, based on the analysis evidence,

tell the attacker about his buddy being placed at the crime scene to hopefully get a confession hence

his forensic evidence of that is the barf remnants,

get it, I said his friends sick, evidence of that is the barf remnants!

different example, lets say a death had suspicious timing which led to financial gain,

as far back as a long time ago, with these ample claims,

insurance money is always suspicious, and it's beneficiary, a criminal seized the money from

(/and its been a 'fishy' area criminals' seized the money from)

both meanings, debt can be cumbersome!

consider an expert to perform a handwriting analysis,

this will help you understand how the case balances

as it becomes clear on the insurance claim, who actually did

sign the name given on it, as accurate?

find out if this evidence will help with the trial, for the big money obtained from the victim that was killed,

see if the signatures are legit forgeries to help decide guilt

(/are legit, for juries to help decide guilt!)

another example, what if a landlord was killed by a firearm?

no finger prints or non-victim DNA, but the shell casings were picked up from thee entire yard,

bring the possible murder weapon to a firearms expert, get an idea of what your facing,

the expert compares the possible murder weapon with another make and model of a similar firearm for creating

an examination side by side, testing the speed and locations of the ammo with more than one shot, for bullet tracing

(/for bullet racing)

both meanings, the murder weapon best not be contested,

let's say the tenant was the killer, but they never committed a nefarious crime?

no history of violence at all, but the gun was registered to be theirs you find,

to establish a reason for them to kill, you find out they can't afford to live at that residence

before this incident, you'd describe them as someone literally nonviolent and compliant with paying for their home to put it the simplest,

their insufficient funds made their brain control them in a new may, as they've always been nonviolent and such,

if your asking how, in other words: a motive? rent for them became too much

(/a mode different for them, became too much!)

both meanings, money and the violence together!

possibly set up sting operations,

computer experts can find deleted files the hard drive takes in,

try to communicate with the suspect undercover, for an incriminating detail,

A LOT of messages with them privately on the internet, so correspondence via email

(/so correspond dense via email!)

both meanings, get them to speak candidly and off guard

initially, detectives with you will state your opinion, possibly debating,

based on the likelihood of evidence combined with the statements they are making,

look at the case as a whole as you listen to the arrestee talk as well, what do you get?

it's suspect collating the story

(/it's us speculating the story!)

both meanings, as a means of obtaining the truth before me,

The interrogation is halted the moment that they ask for a lawyer, legally it must be stopped,

Legal counsel will advise you on what to say and what not...

Get it? What to say and 'what not?'

6/05/19

you can choose you want to be a

frog? or a narcoleptic? you could just Sleep (/leap) all day!

3/10/2019

The parents's boy came out of the dark and the biggest star was seen, they saw the sunshine

(/son shine)

The inventory coin count came to ten cents and wasn't layered at all it was one dimensioned!

(/one dime mentioned!)

Worked for 60 minutes when they asked me to be their savior,

it benefited me and my team so it was an hour favor!

(/it was in our favor!)

I'm a professional and I go against what any other proposed,

(/pro posed,)

It's like the mentality of an abusive Pimp... I tend to whoop ho's!

(/to oppose!)

11/03/2018

but to cope with boredom you could Look at your phones after all,

use your judgement maybe even 'phone someone' but it's up to you to 'make that call'

You might see other people cut in line when using methods of stealth,

consider that it could 'cost' you, so you'll have to decide whether to Budget (/budge it) yourself

It becomes real fun once your the line leader,

To tell you how it feels it doesn't take a mind reader,

Being the person at the front you can turn your head as you fully grasp...

that you check your distance as you reminisce this... 'looking back'

You'll make it to the front of the line soon enough,

Where to go from here, the exact answer is forwards (/four words) ... 'so keep moving up'

7/29/2018

I am the original, bitch and moan all you want, I will taunt you and flaunt too cuz I'm the version with vast strength,

Any punchlines that come out this clone's mouth is because of me, if your wondering why that's strange,

I'll teach you my audience, the problems when, if y'all really feel lines (/felines) of his, then at that rate,

Besides myself as an exclusion, to describe everyone else I defined the solution... think: ...Copycat's traits! (/copy cat's traits)

We may look exactly alike, but your insignificant making you just a mere reflection! (/mirror reflection)

I'll make you bleed just to make you clean it I'm fierce,

I don't want blood on my floor! I'll make you use your tongue, because you are dumb, anyone think this is weird?

I'll explain, don't look at me, and we can all watch this duplicate up here

(/dupe lick it up here!)

5/01/2018

Get dressed for the season, and put up ornaments and lights with no hesitation!

Pull up my Christmas socks...then I'll get to decorations!

(/decorate shins!)

Your friend got his Repo vehicle impounded, he must either have bad or no luck,

He's considering starting a traveling missile toe selling company on the road but

you have the money so you decided: get em' his ol' toe truck?!

(/get a missile toe truck?!)

Buy and bring home a bunch of gifts for the December occasion on it's way!

Truckload of gifts for every night of Hanukah... that's one long holiday!

(/haul a day!)

I screamed "hey 9 candles isn't quite enough!"

He told me "what the fuck should I do?" I replied "calm down and light ten up!

(/lighten up!)

Reprehensible behavior of mine causing public outrages next,

Burning my table down with my hot wax sticks made em' vexed!

Witnesses testified about Adam's scandals

(/candles)

but I gotta spend my money first before I face death,

So I bid for the highest rated vault in an auction... that's a 'safe' bet!

I'm lazy and can't get out of bed, legs feel like they weigh 5 hundred!

I would get up if I owned a large mess of ice cream to fill my whole stomach,

So I would be standing if only I could get up I'll love it!

(/get a pile of it!)

If I say faggot or fuck and you penalize me because my guts offend ur's,

Remember, If you flag this and say it's really a foul action remember those are 'f' words!

(/ref words!)

I wanna rap for an audience and people ask me "Why wouldn't ya?"

I'm Not gonna show up for less than $10, i say for 1 Digit

/ditch it, just not good enough!

Offers for more than that, I'm hopeful for the future and researching those venues, I'll be 'looking up!'

You can't quite put your finger on it, but there's new entertainment to stow!

You love new music and your hands have paralysis, your not looking for something too old

(/to hold!)

If I Gained 100 pounds and dress in all black only., what would happen if you'd spot it?

I would hear people comment: "wow he's really gothic!"

(/got thick!")

A cult is following an idiot, who erases his past,

Boring and not too sharp, must be someone dull leading the path!

(/deleting the path!)

Some will try and stop me from being a flying superhero in a villainous way,

All I have to do is leave here and get to my costume drawer and then they'll say:

"I really hope Adam doesn't get to escape!"

(/his cape!")

I'm everywhere on the internet, are you willing to share what Adam thinks?

My body of work is like the anatomy of a bicycle, my 'movement' depends on links!

Every road I go down there's more for me to find,

Y'all don't want me to, you wish I'd stop and see my feet decline,

Too late! You want me to 'stop' before I see more traffic? 10 cans of spray paint couldn't get me to read this sign!

(/redesign!)

Help another group, go on a crew's aid (/crusade) mission sooner,

I can teach you all to be great, you'll observe and watch,

Saying: "Teach me while I make money, boy I'll learn a lot!"

(/I'll earn a lot!")

First of all, recollect one's past,

No enhancements or time machines for unveiling my job,

Looked at my own toddler photo albums personally...The naked eye saw.

(/then a kid I saw.)

I'm right handed, if it could talk it would insult my left hand and proclaim its status that it covets,

Talk to the left hand and say: "between us, I'M the toughest!"

(/tough fist!")

Look up to inventors before us, the greatest mind's revered,

Ignaz Gruber and E. Seigle were doctors, and they invented the Otoscope to keep eye on ears!

(/two, key pioneers!)

I've conducted an experiment for my medical exam during

Which I will watch a team of 2 people working,

An idiot and a genius together, I'm mostly concerned with how each other comes to terms with

their individual studying methods for learning,

The smarter group member creates a song from the material and recites it while the other is absurdly highlighting scribbling angrily and cursing,

The exam has multiple portions with different topics for ensuring their grade earnings determined,

Basically you would see: One Part neurological (/one partner illogical), and one part nursing (/one partner sing)!

since my dollars aren't on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment,

took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,

she said to call the cops so i made the bank tell-her (/bank teller) to 'withdraw' the 'statement'...

To make my getaway I stole my enemy's shitty car as well as it's remnants,

He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this,

I Converted it's moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!

(/of vengeance!)

I started planting my alibi for the cops,

Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time telling device I'd bought,

My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o'clock!

(/for: a clock!)

The next thing was an awkward drug test,

Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,

He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I filled my pee cup!

checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!

I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if all the sudden I speak up?!

(/eyes peek up!?)

Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could've killed me,

All I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history,

Surgical operation that ruined my brain's functioning ability,

The Male Judge asked: "Do we have a verdict?" And they answered him quickly:

"Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!"

....and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument,

Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to all of it!

The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I'm a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,

Since there's no 'outlet' for me, what were they going to charge me with?!

12/25/17

I'll give you a science lesson it's like I'll tell you you can suck on this mass unit of atoms (/Adam's)

you know because it's that atoms are everywhere

and now I'm saying suck on THIS unit of Adam's the one down there

I could say 'you know what

are we gonna do we're gonna look for reindeer' and your, your wife is asking you 'what's the weather outside' and you see Santa coming on the sleigh say: 'hey look it's reindeer (/rain dear)' see cuz...

two in one you could say it's reindeer and it's rain space deer

I can just expand like I'm

tryin' to make a new town and I'm just creating it now like, like I'm

thinkin' okay I could fuckin' be a

realtor that wants to make some more money

and that's what I'm gonna do it's gonna be like almost as big as another country

it's like I'm a fuckin' wealthy

'want to go beyond even more wealthy' realtor it's like I want to add villages and then I also am allergic to name-brand pain companies so I think Advil itches like I can do that like I could just say I'm gonna expand to New Towns and I'm gonna tell you I'm allergic to

name-brand pain meds I'm saying add villages (/advil itches)

8/05/2017

I was caught in narcotic sales,

I was stopped in my trail,

What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,

Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,

I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rolled up,

I was arrested for both crimes committed, I illegally Sold rugs

(/drugs!)

Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,

Counterfeit bills in excess of 100 grand!

There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't,

The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff,

The man said that my type couldn't fit it... he said the harshest stuff,

That I couldn't pull it off because I wasn't smart enough!

I was standin at a suspect Line-up,

He thought I was honest,

That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an illegal profit,

Her witness came in and totally croaked,

Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,

The girl detective then just totally gloats,

Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so!

(/fake currency I told you so)

Another crime was a different scamming action,

I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion,

I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!

Never been out of the U.S.,

So I thought of a new quest,

I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,

I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid all expense,

I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!

Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,

"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants?"

(/2 continents")

there was my teaching job demise,

Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies,

My foot itched bad as it had become dry,

I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside,

I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock,

When I get too political sometimes

(/get to pull it tickles sometimes)

Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,

On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up,

She said to leave immediately or she'll be calling the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,

If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run,

she called so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough

(/off her's fast enough)

My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,

I had the will to go on a killing spree,

My weapon and I lasted all season with no wear and tear consistently,

I guess we both have Summer durability

(/some murder ability)

You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,

I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!

I asked you to write me about your confessions,

And as I had it, I just read it,

And to you... excuse me you there, listening to me,

I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'll be exhibiting your grief,

it's very important in order to make it through,

Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too

(/participation too)

7/09/2017

While Im shooting towards my corporate media critics to get attention, I'd think 'Press release'

Bitch you wish you were well rounded and real in a bigger dimension but instead your fake and we all see through,

Your a Flat artificial character like looking at a Star Wars drawing on paper, you are 2D too

(/R2D2)

I might Stab you all in the backs and where the pieces I cut off i could make an arrangement,

What's Adam thinking? - Makin' Vertebrae's slit!

(/may convert a bracelet)

I'm eating whole grain bread what do you think? that's sweet

(/wheat)

I can always learn something new, any techniques I will learn to acquire and get it,

A drug smuggler's teacher could train me how to keep the most dangerous stuff out of sight... they'd say I got the method

(/meth-hid)

4/07/17

let's say the only talent I have in my body is my two butt cheeks

okay, what's he

gonna say to make this part of the rhyme become sweet?

okay it's like my two butt cheeks that's my only assets and I came into the water and I came out of it with no towel and now my assets (/ass sits) wet okay did you hear that? that was yet

another fucking double meaning I just came up with because I

said my assets and my ass sits

I said butt cheeks and that's what happens!

I could show you I.D. and if you

need help discovering who you are then you could use a I D, get it! holy fuck that was Awesome! I said you

could use a I.D. get it? A I D that was fucking aid and an

identification that was a fucking double meaning and hopefully you don't have any trouble seeing

1/28/2017

Adam Stark's weakness today = he will only speak in multiple meanings... my 'fault!'

I'm into voodoo causing this pussy pain, she's going to wanna take my-doll? (/Midol)

Don't wine and cry after that big fall you took, I'm just saying nobody saw you wipeout (/why pout?)

I'm offensive and I'm not tired so I Wont stop here I'm taking it farther,

you can ruin houses to fix em' while ruining good spouses for all involved being a Home wrecker looking for a Maintenance partner! (/mate and it's partner)

shoot someone in the head to see if can open but he died for false beliefs, isn't it bizarre?

He wasn't Dominican at all but he was in his own head, so you shot him in the Dominican-part, (/Dome and it can part)

You and your partner have lots of talents so count them up as a team and measure-skills-together! (/Mesh ur skills together)

Suffer from multiple annoying cuts in need of bandages,

And scratch yourself from all of the damn-itches! (/damages)

Be lucky your not me though or more so...

the fact that I can only eat spirits so I'm always looking for more-souls! (/Morsels)

Your constipated and no longer making any raps to present that are bad, you don't have 'shit' coming out to be honest,

If you want to discuss choices for who's the greatest rapper, I know who's face is the highest up so I can shed some light on the topic! (/top-pick)

there's young Carnivorous mammals knocking cattle over and the young Boy Scouts wanna stop them from winning,

So you can reward the kids for their service or help hurting the cattle, engage in the Cub's cow tipping

(/Cub Scout tipping!)

I saw your looking for a hot girl to advise your money and work your keyboard, is that right?

Here's one woman for those reasons: Financial type!

(/fine-and-she'll type)

I was stupid trying to get people to vote for Adam,My Horrible political campaign I just mentioned out of nowhere: that was ran dumb

(/random!)

I pee 34 ounces every time while trying hard for a dictatorship, it's a 1 liter per-piss

(/1 leader Purpose!)

silent cat with no oyster necklace, purr-less (/pearl-less)

Strange weird town, you run it and you hate mobile phones and had a motive to get rid of it,

you also wanted the music bands to play only one type of sound maker I despise but those are my feelings you don't give a shit,

Some nerve you have... You got the (/audacity) odd ass city to get on board and vote: "Exile a phone instrument" (/xylophone instrument)

I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface,

So for now I'll say thank you for the Purchase (/perch's),

I'm here with everyone else lost at sea, no parents with this group of poor-kids,

And I'm not sure if they can't swim or can't breathe in the water so I will ask all of them: "do you need gills or fins?" (/Orphans)

Your meticulously counting everything trying to lose weight without weight watchers,

You commit arson on automobiles as your workout so every time you do you say: "Another car burnt" (/carb burnt)

Time for a surprise secret road trip to big casinos, you prefer me to tell you where though,

and admit I'm bad at being specific? You win... I say Vague is (/Vegas) definitely the way to go!

11/03/2016

Politicians are all slimy gritty dirty people that we have no choice but to follow,

You stay positive preaching you can give these dirty people the stuff to cleanse all folks,

Your products won't get them clean, no matter how much you promise your selling False hope! (/False soap!)

I already know my pen is evil but here's what's next,

I'm in progress of trying to make it good and study telekinesis so for now I can't make my pen Righteous yet (/write just yet)!

7/21/16

I'm very boring and I'm always in motion because there's not one interesting spot (/one inch a resting spot)

6/01/2016

What if only the highest church authorities can get in heaven despite our beliefs though?

we can reach to try to unlock heavens door all we want, but It's only so high our keys can go

(/so hierarchies can go)

I'm far from perfect, my fears are the same as your fears,

I don't wanna switch... 'Y' 'F' around and get 'four years' ?

(/why eff around and get four years)

besides you I got another enemy in my pocket, everyone knows to keep my enemies close so here's the prospect,

My knife ain't my friend, but I concentrate and watch as it wants to give you hickeys, my foe kisses on your neck! (/Focus's on your neck)

Well the same knife I just used I'll slime with lube for easing (/freezing) it into your organs like hypothermia!

9/19/15

i'll leave em' brainless

Like i got a fuckin steel, i got a steel blade and i'll wipe off the blood, clean it so i could show thats its 'stainless' (/stain less)

6/15/2015

why not change my whole identity & live a life where people cherish us,

Instead of Adam Stark I could relax and be chill-layin' low in South America

(/Chilean low in South America)

My body of work is a landscape of astounding greatness,

Even if you put my life's achievements on paper, collect boulders & become a landscaper, still won't be in your favor Cuz Xerox (/cuz ur rocks) couldn't copy my foundation!

11/26/2014

I don't make it easy for nosy people tryin' to copy my flavor... even the spiciest stuff! (/spies see it's tough)

Here's some secrets, imma rookie career ender sometimes,

I'll tell a bitch rapper ahead of time, I'm quick to ruin Another's-surprise! (/another's uprise)

Haters sleep on my bars, pay attention you don't even have-to-blink,

You weren't on point... my insults woke you up...that's what the distracted-think (/the diss track did...think!)

In other words if you aint listening then your life aint meant for shit

Don't love us then hate later, don't do what your foolish pride-says,

Don't switch from homie to hater, then if you'd stop bein' with my-friends,

I'd hate the animal you'd become... a lion (/lyin') faggot lookin for guidance (/'guy' dens)

Shoutout to a divine human being, a god amongst men my producer Maurice the Moose,

He furthers our rap careers with so many beats to choose,

His music is so powerful and loud when it's released miles away in the booth,

That you'll think theres a crowd of loud cows, all you'll hear is the moo's! (/the moose)

8/22/2014

I'll be a senior citizen or an antique stopwatch, that's an old timer! (/old person/stopwatch)

you see what the top names are doing, they're who you wanna be, that makes you Aspire (/a spyer)!

you want the ho's? I'll teach you since you ain't gettin'-it, (getting ho's and understanding)

get money then label your body parts to let her know where the interest-is,

pointed at my arm and said "So she'll tax it", point at my pants and said: "Social-security-it"

(/so-she'll-suck-here-idiot)

I'm surprised they heard how far my aim was, can't jump-my-fence,

only one got your ear after all the guns-i-lent (/after-all, the gun's silent)

tried to size me up, too bad I attack better,

My kitchen must be big you can't believe my counter measures! (/countermeasures)

Your angry side rises showing through-the-eyes,

Keep that bitch locked down or you'll see the continual (/cunt in you'll) rise!

you must of failed SexEd if you don't know where I'm 'coming' from!

5/16/2014

you got hurt yet you hate seeing violence-though,

once the spotlight is on your dumbass turn the other cheek and look away, you don't get it I-suppose (/eyes oppose)

The top dogs off the chain! Or should I say he's unleashed,

My fam dreams of moving off this level, you could witness us-leep (/asleep)

I coach the game but I'm still fast to take shots at these pricks,

even my best player can get hit if he don't watch his mouth, watch Adam bench-a-king quick (/been chucking quick)

I always win but haters conspire to make my abundance drop,

but soon become unwilling even with their fake fortune, they notice their reluctance (/real luck tends) to stop!

those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain,

let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave,

stop saying you'll survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs...not to make you more-enraged,

but I have to ask this before-we-play,

how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades)

I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,

I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings

to sing is slang for a snitch, with the wire ringing,

You have 'high points' and 'low' ones, you don't 'sound' like a snitch but I heard you In-choir (/inquire) singing!

I'm smart I belong with the top scholars, besides raise views what could ya do for me?

If I failed to hang, that would be a breaking news (/noose) story...

3/16/2014

um whether I'm assisting God or swearing to him, the masses I can Assure (/usher) them!

The new art of war I made for real men needing tests,

witness my intelligent combat techniques against foes; you copy?.. then you'll get to sieging,-yes (/see-genius)

even your hometown rejects you, and that's where you stay-shunned (/stationed)

whether you wanna witness me suffering, or toast to celebrate my campaign,

after all your broke ass's threats remember one thing, you'll never bring the Champagne! (/champ-pain)

12/31/2013

No justice it's rubbish if something's wrong you just-nod,

why Clap for a corrupt cop if he tries to hold up-laws (/applause)

in a rap battle I get personal,

bars remind you of backyard baseball, 'hits' close to home!

10/06/2013

if your in an ambulance on life support I'd risk getting pulled over just to 'cut-you-off'

7/24/2013

thought I was gonna marry the rap game for all of the splendid-pay,

but after the apocalypse I decided to disengage (/dis engage)

no longer in existence is there any electricity gasoline or any automatic firearms-left,

mostly medieval clothing gear weapons & horses people try-&-'harness'

7/09/2013

My first name is Adam, i will take my apple back so your throats-gone,

its not a thrift store when the last thing you see is a boat-pond! (/pawned!)

in other words you drowned-dead

Literal Triple Meanings

3/03/20

Rip the vocal cords off the larynx to make him fuckin' speechless!

So mister victim listen up I'll give you a big clue, you know some sort of hint,

You can't speak and I took you off the map, is there any more to it?

My machine that can save you is missing the plug, that's also unfortunate,

So your throat, this location and the machine have the same thing in common... there's no coordinate!

(/cord in it!)

(/Chord in it!)

9/15/19

if justice was a class, and you were a student in the field being graded,

and actual field work with real criminal takedowns was integrated,

and you wanted to get your first feel for what its like, find your first perpetrator

and aim your stun gun to subdue them successfully,

3 people looking back at this, one pointing at the criminal, one pointing at the injury on the criminal, one pointing at you, best believe

they will all say:

you got tased for justice!

(/you got taste for justice!)

(/you got Aced for justice!)

triple meaning, to serve each of it's functions!

11/03/2018

Thinking about my run on sentences, people being so close and crammed together here, and it being so slow and totally unbearable, this line's pacing (/spacing) is terrible! (literal triple meaning)

5/01/2018

I'm lost when I watch TV anymore,

It's scorching hot and sunny now, and I'm listening to this lady saying it's cold and windy of sorts,

Meteorologist who's untruthful, now how would i classify to people what to be listening for,

I'm thinking: ... Here Falls: ...weather reports!

(/Fall's weather reports!)

(/false weather reports!)

Speaking of weather, time for me to be the leader I will proudly proclaim!

The atmosphere has to appear foggy and wet, Allow me to explain,

I will start my leadership in our darkest hour so the sky needs to be Cloudy to rain!

(/terrain!)

(/to reign!)

I too am a man of many talents allow me to demonstrate,

I'm expecting company for whom I'm cooking but in a twist of fate,

I lost track of time, and accidentally broke all of my platters, but I didn't give up faith!

I'm a broken dish repairer, and a cook, I won't be ready on time but I can still Fix a plate! (Broken Platter/cook)

(/fix up late!)

I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first,

Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands,

This ink eluded investigators!

(/this sink eluded investigators!)

(/this included investigators!)

2/14/17

I'll dive in front of the fucking... the fucking area that's in front of the device that's showing everything

on it,

and then I'm also going to give

you a coupon to pay for a new monitor thing that you should buy show everybody that you bought it, and then flaunt it,

and then also take a picture of that entire scene and that'll be the background of your new monitor product, and that could be a 'screen saver' (/screensaver)

1/28/2017

Awhile ago you'd view Adam as an unemployed lazy peasant who would never blow your mind as Earthlings,

I'm the ruler of the commercial business now so imagine if you saw that Adam, working

(/Adam were king)

(/that ad i'm working!)

You Saw a woman who needed a change, gave her advice and more in hopes that she'd use-it,

You saw her on one side, one angle, ugly legs with obtuse curves, your a smart surgeon and a physical trainer advisor with a chance to prove it,

Plus She has a bad buildup of ear wax, you solved all of those problems with good measure when she was given Acute tip

(/a q tip)

(/a cute hip!)

What are you up to with your cab company you run, greedy evil agenda your gas is hurting people perusing,

So extra fuel money levied for the cars purposely offensively coming down hard on people on what A-Taxis using

(/a tax-he's using)

(/attacks-he's using!)

11/26/2014

people in all walks of life come and join our bomb-unit,

Theres lots of tools in prison, formed groups get together and write raps to be heard, now have you ever seen a conduit! (/conduit(2)) (/con-do-it?) ...triple entendre' a conduit it a tool, another definition of a conduit is an organization that acts as a channel for the transmission of something, and a con is slang for a convict, 'conduit' and 'con do it' sounds the same.)

5/16/2014

I gotta diss the referees, they don't wish to see-me-win,

Attention ignorant critics, your all juiced up, mixed with enjoying being salty, you All of (/olive) (/all-of) martini's ingredients!

there's alotta snake bitches that infiltrate our force-fields,

your a snake i put under the water now sharks have warm-meals,

I'll record a short film about it when the funds-will-land,

for the other snakes it's educational, people won't understand, not kidding it's made forreals

(/for eels)

(/4 reels)

10/06/2013

I could've been minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cell mate, all i'd lift is a small dumbbell, that's "Heavy time with a light wait,"(/lightweight)

(/light weight)

Literal Quadruple Meanings

8/22/2014

invest in a great planet despite its hardship for humans, avoid the outside or you'll drop,

The Ewoks' say it's out of this world... people... Endor's the spot!

(/endures the spot!)

(/indoor's the spot!)

(/endorse the spot!) (Quadruple entendre', Endor is a planet from Star Wars occupied by Ewoks whom killed humans in battle, 'the spot' is a phrase that means that place is cool; indoors is safer because the outdoor areas is where the battles took place with the most deaths; I said to invest in the planet in other words: 'Endorse' the spot; since it's hard for humans to survive here they would have to endure it; 'Endor's' 'Endures' 'Indoors' & 'Endorse' all sound the same if pronounced a certain way making this a 4-meaning metaphor in one line.)

Literal Quintuple Meanings

1/28/2017

My friend my age always stays way high over the shore by these pillars I'm at and he's a stabber,

So for your safety listen to my answer while you look in my specific direction and location, the problem: ...a Peer's hazard

(/appears hazard)

(/up here's hazard)

(/a Pier's hazard)

(/a pierce hazard!)

5/16/2014

I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff with my GS cars to roam with the best-men,

I can show you the Legends

(/ledge-ends) (legends = icons on maps, famous people, cliffs, story, GS Legend vehicle; quintuple entendre' or 5 meanings in one line)

Literal Septuple Meanings

7/21/2016

I have your collection of rye bread, your rice, your letter 'i' writing practice sheets, your ice, your Ryse video game disc, your Rise 2014 DVD, and your paying attention to me during this matter,I'm throwing all of these things and your looking around in all directions, I made your i's scatter

(/made your ice scatter)

(/made your rice scatter)

(/made your Rise scatter)

(/made your rye's scatter)

(/made your Ryse scatter)

(/made your eyes scatter)
