
English: 
(Whiplash) Top o' the morning to ya, Laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back
to 'Wlison's Heart'
Where's my heart? Where's /Jack's/ heart??
I need a fucking heart as well. Okay, so I didn't know how to do this
last time. I was a big ol' dumb.
So, I close them, and then I was like,
"This doesn't work!" But... two hand marks.
 
Wilson: "It's tougher than it looks." Jack: You see?!
You're seeing this -- Two hand marks.
Somebody in the comments actually told me that.
So, thank you very much. I, uh, would've had no idea.
I mean,
If I just looked at it, I guess. But it's just --
It's /slightly/ unclear, okay? Wilson: "Goddamn!"
Jack: Goddamn! Shit the bed! (?) Sorry, that's uh --
Too old line. (??) Okay, moving on up!
Aww! Thought you were a bell!
I thought it was gonna be one of those "ding, dong! Lunchtime!"
The fucking Christ, Father! Wilson: "Jesus!"
You were /not/ there! You just popped into existence!
Anybody else seeing this shit?!
Malachi!

English: 
deadliest ever
 
Top of the Mornin to ya Laddies!!! my name is JackSepticeye
and Welcome back to "Wilson's Heart." where's my heart
Where's jack's heart i need a f*^*"^g heart as well...
okay, so we didn't know to do this last time I was a big ol' dumb
So I closed Them and then i was like "huh it doesn't work" buuut two hand marks
(Wilson) "it's tougher than it looks" 
(Jack) ya see...
It has two hand marks.
Somebody in the comments actually!  told me that so Thank you very much , i would've had no idea...
Mean if I just looked at it I guess but it's Just, it's slightly unclean
(Wilson) god damn
(Jack) god damn, shit the bed!
Sorry that's a too up line, Moving on up?
ugh i thought you were a bell, i thought i was gonna able to go "ding dong lunchtime"
oh f*****g christ father!!
You are not There you just Popped, Into Existence Anybody Else See this Shit

English: 
Oooh!
Why can I see my own bones through your head?
You got fucked up, didn't ya?
Thumbs up from Jack! You get the old thumbs upperoony!
 
Oh, this guy! This guy, right here!
Oh, he's a slugger!
This guy. 'Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!' Right?
You're just joking, right?
...Yeah?
I think he's dead, folks. Wilson: "There's something I can use?"
Jack: What happened? ...Don't touch his junk!
Wilson: "Thanks, Doc." Jack: Woah.
Jack: Thanks, Doc! I thought you were a priest at first. But tha -- Wait.
"Doctor Hardcourt".
More like "Doctor Hard/core/". You got
fucked up -- Okay. Into my 'Mind Palace' you go!
Just like Sherlock. Wilson: "Sorry about this."
Jack: Stop. doing that! You portal into fucking
Existentialism!
Okay.
And away it goes!
(whispers) Like a Devil's whisper...

English: 
Malachy
Why Can, I see my own Bones Through your Hand?
you got f****d up didn't ye..
Thumbs Up from Jack, ya get the ol' thumbs up aroony
Oh this Guy This Guy Right here aw he's a Slugger This Guy bah bah bah bah, right
You're Just Joking right
Yeah I think He's dead folks to me what happened don't touch his Junk
Thanks Doc I thought you were Briefed at first the Penguin
"Dr.. Harcourt"
More Like Dr.. Hardcore you a Fucked-Up dick, Into my mind how, much you go just like Sherlock
Stop doing that you Portion to fucking Existentialism
okay...
and the way

English: 
no One Conveyed Advise know one Thing we do it
so God
Okay, yeah Dark Thoughts Fucking Brought me Because the insight Is my mind There for A Sec
Where that Wouldn't where did you come from?
Doctors Real There Excuse Me Today Dr.. Mcconnell not One day
Look you, had A visit man Back There a Doctor, oh
Mmmmm no Damn it Listen The Doctors dead someone Beat the Living hell out of him
okay, so

English: 
No one can say it's bad if no one sees me do it!
Oh -- God!
Okay, yeah. Dark thougts. Fucking
brought me into the inside of my mind there for a second
Wilson: (groans)
Jack: What's happening?
Hello?! Doctor?!
Wilson: "I think I wanna..."
Jack: C'mon, dude! Pull your shit together!
Nurse1: "Sir?"     Wilson: "Shit!"    Jack: Oh, fuck!   Nurse1: "It's fine, settle down..."
Nurse1: "You shouldn't be out of bed..."    Wilson: "Yeah.. Where the... What do... Where did you... come from?"
Wilson: "Where have you been?"   Jack: Doctor's still there -- Did you see the doctor?
Nurse1: "You do not look well at all... Not one bit."
Nurse1: "Sir, what are your symptoms?"   Wilson: "Look, I..."   Jack: Are you imaginary?
Wilson: "Listen, there's a man back there, a doctor."
Nurse1: "I'll find a doctor in a minute, sir."   Jack: He's right there!
Nurse1: "You need to settle down." 
  Wilson: "Oh, goddammit, listen. The doctor's dead!"
Wilson: "Someone beat the living Hell out of him!"
Nurse1: "Okay, sir. Let's do a quick check-up to see what is

English: 
Let's Check out to see what is going on with you I want you to follow my Finger?
Did you follow my Finger?
Look...
okay, my oldest one Woman are you nuts well this one.
Cooper Moment okay what's wrong with you, oh?
my God, We Can even With that Hands mom Around the World...
I don't trust her Google Does it get, Mad Back There are you trying to
Listen God Damn it it's a mentally Wrong in the Dementia Recommitting
Why will you not Listen to me I cannot now Where is Everyone what the hell Is going on Around Here
What, oh, fuck the Care bears are Loose?
Hey Wilson!
Mmm-hmm I didn't Say that, oh
Say my Own Damn Name Alright
Get away from her Hate it (Gasps!)

English: 
going on with you. I want you to follow my finger."
Jack: You should follow /my/ finger!
Look.
Ugh... Okay?   Nurse1: "Now, this one."
Wilson: "Woman, are you nuts?!"    Jack: What about this one?    Nurse1: "This will just take a moment,
sir."    Jack: Okay.   Wilson: "What's wrong with you?!"
Nurse1: "Over here now, please."  
 Wilson: "Oh, my God..."
Jack: Are you gonna sneak a needle with that hand?
Nurse1: "Around the World."
Nurse1: "Just follow around..."   Jack: I don't trust her.
Nurse1: "You can do it."   Wilson: "There's a dead man back there
and you're trying to--"  Nurse1: "Stay with me, sir."
Wilson: "Listen, goddammit! Something is very wrong in this place!"   Jack: This is misdirection.
Jack: This is misdirection, I don't like it!   Nurse1: "Just a few more seconds!"
Wilson: "Why will you -- not listen to me?!"   Jack: Back it up now!
Wilson: "Where is everyone? What the hell is going on around here?!"
Nurse1: "Now, now. That wasn't so bad, was it?"   Jack: Whaaaat theee fuuuck?! The
Care Bears are loose!!
Bear: "Hey! Wilson!"   Nurse1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Wilson: "I didn't say that!"   Nurse1: "Oh, dear. You're more delirious than I thought."
Jack: You're the one who heard it!
Wilson: "Lady, I didn't say my own damn name! Alright?"
Wilson: "Get away from her!   Jack: Jesus!

English: 
Jack: What the fuck?!   Wilson: "Oh, God."   Bear: "Hold still, dammit!"
Bear: "Willy!"
Bear: "Looks like we got a live one here!"
Wilson: "Still... so weak..."
Jack: What. The fuck is happening?! Teddy!!   Wilson: "Get off her,
you son of a bitch!"   Nurse1: "Get! Help! Get help! Now!"
Wilson: "What?! Where?! Where do I --?!"   Jack: What. Fucking help?!
Bear: "She's right. We need some help over here!"
What's happening?! The Care Bears are loose. And they're angry for all the times I've
pulled their ears of!    Wilson: "Hang on!"
Jack: 'Kay. I'm running for help, apparently.   Bear:" I've got
this one covered, Wilson!"   Wilson: "Geez!"   Jack: Okay.
Jack: Okay, okay. Not that key.    Bear: "Keep on doing your thing!"   Wilson: "Which key, which key?!"
Jack: Uh, this one? Not that one -- Okay.   Wilson: "Which one?!"
Jack: Will you (??) fucking mind palace?!   Bear: "You should see a nurse, Wilson."
Bear: "Oh, wait -- scratch that. She's dead."   Jack: Uh oh!
Jack: I turned the fucking key, it was the right one!
He's coming! He's one fucking freaky bear!

English: 
(Laughs) Still Damn it...
Willing Looks like We got A live one Yeah - so Weak..
What the fuck is Happening?!  Teddy get over you son of A pig?
What what do I Walk and Help? Is right We need some Help over here, oh?
Care Bears are Loose and The rain Beautiful Technically is all I want..
Okay, i'm Running for Help Apparently not Said. Wouldn't Covered Wilton okay okay Thank you again my becky?
Just One Word but I want okay, We Take that Fucking mine Policy an Earth woman, oh?
Scratch that She's dead oh I turned the Fuckin Easy With the right Water
By
Fucking Breaking Theirs!!

English: 
Hold on Tight Because Could you pray from me what..
Bring it you Gotta Fix brings you some air
I talked to get than you over to me okay no fucking problem here. Haha
You Always leave There's This
What's his lid If he Filed out of order With um?
Help me Pick Them Up i can't even Fucking touch the Floor but Three years Would be Preferable
in the next yeah I'm Trying to Break Through Those Doors Can hold it
Here it can't I smear Blood, oh

English: 
Bear: "How about /I/ take a look at you...?"   Wilson: "Stay away from me!"
Jack: Okay, come on!
Bring it, you son of a bitch!
Bring it, you son of a bear!
What's going on?
Bear (muffled): "You can't just....!"   Wilson: "Holy...
shit."
Jack: I fucking did it! I knew I was amazing!
Ain't no fucking problems here!
Fucking Christ!
You people!
Nurse2: "Why don't you look where you're going!"    Wilson: "Listen, lady. There's this --
"There --- there -- there -- th--there -- there -- there's this --"
Nurse2: "Dr Rosco's (?) gonna flip his lid if these files are out of order!"   Wilson: "Listen."
"There's this thing..."    Nurse2: "You could, at least, help me pick them up."   Jack: Fine, fi--
Jack: I can't even fucking touch the floor!   Wilson: (unintelligeable)
Nurse2: "...real stickler."
Nurse2: "Real /pain in the neck/ if you ask me."   Wilson: "Yeah --"   Jack: Oh shit!
Wilson: "It's trying to break through!"   Jack: [chuckles] Sorry!
Wilson: "I don't know if those doors --
 can hold it."    Nurse2: "I swear,"
"if I get written up because of this..."

English: 
Nice, oh
He's Fucking
House awesome Dude, oh yeah
It'll be so much Better for Players Anymore I don't think she
Really Needs Too, Many More but Yeah, I was Afraid of your first Heady returns you're all right?
Toons all right
Can I go, home, oh?
This Place is nice at all the piers Hoffman
Let's Take Care Brother, okay Let me Just go inspect the table like this. Is what's the thing you Showed me mmmmm yes indeed yes?
Looks Like a chair all right that's a lot

English: 
Wilson: "Can't you hear it?!"   Nurse2: "Can't I hear /what/?"
Jack: Oh Jesus, fucking hell! Freddy Krüger bear!
Bear: "See ya later, Willy!"
Jack: Byyyye!
Oh, dude!
Nice!
Awwww!
He fucking...!
That was awesome, dude!
How'd ya do that?
I don't feel so bad for messing up her files anymore. I don't think she
really needs them anymore, but -- Yeah! I was afraid of you
at first, Teddy,  but you're, you're alright. That dude's
alright.
Can I go home?
Oh, this place is nice!
Hello!
Is that Pierce Brosnan?
Looks like Pierce Brosnan. Okay, lemme just go inspect this table.
Like this. This is what the thing was showing me
Yes, indeed... Yes in...
Looks like a chair alright. That's a lamp!
I've seen a lamp before, that's a fucking lamp.

English: 
I'Ve Seen a laugh before I have to fucking nap Pierce knows Peers Knows a book and A newspaper no
okay, Look at the Horror Stories..
Hey Everyone Right!
Life-Threatening Injuries wow wow Bones Through skin and
Screwdrivers Through Phases
Boring Good Strange
Not that Strange People Let Themselves on fire all the Time this day Just happens to be your life
Or it will be for too Long
Do not what I can't Fucking Read this Because it's super Dark, We get some weight
Actually Work
Here's no, okay it on the glasses Honestly ah?
See this is the Problem he Took a Shower and acid you're not supposed to do that
to get Set, on Fire a Shower of Acid Does not get Rid of it
Yeah
Also be aware of Scumbag Doctors Rule
fuck Thank you...
That's why, You get good, health Care See Doctors who lick your eyeballs out

English: 
Pierce knows. Pierce knows what's up. Can I grab the newspaper?
Nope, okay. Just gonna look at the
horror stories
Um... Great. Priority one: red
'Life-threatening injuries'
Bwah, Bwah! 'Bones through skin'? And...
'Screwdrivers through faces...
Boring!    Wilson: "This is starting to get strange..."
Jack: Not /that/ strange. People light themselves on fire /all/ the time.
This guy is just happy to be alive.
Probably won't be for too long.
'Do not'...
What? I can't fucking read this 'cause it super dark -- can we get some lights?
To actually work?
In here? No? It's okay, I don't have my glasses on, that's why.
Aaah!
See, this is his problem.
He took a shower in acid. You're not supposed to do that!
You get set on fire, a shower of acid does not get rid of it.
Yeah... Also, beware of scumbag doctors
who will, uh... suffocate you.
That's why you get good healthcare! See!
Doctors who lick your eyeballs out!
So I'm not crazy! That does happen!

English: 
We're not crazy that doesn't happen this is why I got Payment health Care
Unbelievable no more yeah, We can a high ball that is well Thanks?
yes
See, what you're Going for Here.
Angelics Destruction versus The Tentacles of Doom I see A slight bit of Boobs, oh?
And I've Seen Enough Japanese Hentai to know Where this is on so I will Just Read the devil's Downriver
Classes I don't have This one Cosmic dan
Astros Garbage
Fucking Garbage Wilson You Should fuck off you know what your Pocketbook I
Wish i could Read This before what Is odin Fucking very?
Good Juke I need This
This Necklace Right Here People will Know I thought People will Fear me if I have a necklace like this I don't know I'm Talking
Right Here You Guys Are here Though Thanks being here when Just A lunatic talks Pickle

English: 
This is why I got private healthcare!
Wilson: "Unbelievable."
Jack: 'NO MORE'. Yeah, licking them eyeballs, that is. No, thanks.
Hmmm, yes. I see what you were going for here.
'Angelic Destruction vs the Tentacles of Doom'
I see a slight bit of boob, though.
And I've seen enough Japanese hentai to know where this is going,
so...
imma just read 'The Devil... DOWNRIVER'!!
 
I'm just --
I don't -- I don't have this one
'Cosmic Dan'...
'Asteros'!    Wilson: "This is just garbage."
Jack: What fucking garbage, Wilson? You shut the fuck up.
You don't know whatcha talking about.
I wish I could read this if it wasn't so dark!    Wilson: "'Deadliest Man'?"
"What a joke."   Jack: I need this!
This necklace right here! People will know what's up.
People will fear me. If I have a necklace like this.
I don't know who I'm taking to.
There's no one here -- you guys are here, though.
Thanks for being here. Otherwise, I'm just a lunatic talking to myself.

English: 
Right Look what she Needs City, oh?
No I'm so trapped Down Here on the Water on the Cameras Took some Power
Dude Look at him hold up that side, oh geez Missing A fucking Ride off
Shoot for The Stars Take A Hero all the power of Hercules, oh?
That's cool
Alright
Here We go..
Okay, i'm going to back you Teddy Subject
I
Knew it I'm not drunk. What's all you want to go you Grab?
One
Two let's go Three this day back Now Face a nice no
Tell me no hold it don't know who don't punch me How what I...

English: 
Right.    Wilson: "Doesn't look like she needs saving."
Jack: 'Oh no! I'm so trapped down here!'
'Underwater!'
Wilson: "Guy's got some power."
Jack: Dude -- Look at him hold up that sign!
Oh -- He's lifting a fucking rhino!
'Shoot for the stars'. This guy's a hero. All the power of Hercules.
Huh. That's cool.
Okay. c:
Can I go?
Okay. I'm gonna go back and see what Teddy's up to.
(eerie music)
I knew it. I'm on drugs.   Wilson: "What the..."
Voice1: "Imma tell you when to go, you grab 'im."
Voice1: "One... Two..."
Jack: Fellas?   Wilson: "Oh, God. Just stay back!"   Voice1: "Three..."
Jack (mocking Wilson): 'Stay back'.   Voice: "Now!"
(scuffling)
(more scuffling and indistinct voices)
Voice1: "Hold it down, man! Hold it down!"
Voice2: "Wait. Wait!"   Voice1: "Wh-Wha-What? What?"

English: 
Voice2: "I... I-I think it's a human!"
Voice1: "Okay, Are-Are you... Are you sure?
Voice2: "Ms Walcott -- quickly, the lights!"
Jack: What else is there -- fucking Chrsit!
Wilson: "Hey you, you prick! Get off me!"
Voice1: "Oh, shit."    Voice3: "Oh my God!"
Voice2: "We are..."
Voice2: "We are so sorry."    Jack: You look like a Dracula!
Voice2: "Are you a patient here in the hospital?"
Wilson: "Yeah, something like that. I..." 
   Jack: Who the fuck are you people?!
"I'm Wilson."
"Put that thing down before I show you how to really use it!"
Voice1: "Hey, hey -- easy man!" (drops stick)
Voice1: "We thought you were one of those... things."
Wilson: "What do you mean? The Teddy bear?"   Jack: See this?
Voice3: "We're /so/ sorry."
Voice3: "Please accept our apologies, Mr Wilson."
Jack: Uh, I'll think about it.   Voice3: "I'm Elsa."
Elsa: "Elsa Walcott."     Wilson: "Yeah, just"
"'Wilson' is fine, Ms Walcott."
Elsa: "Just 'Elsa', then."
Elsa: "This is Bela."    Bela: "Very sorry."
Elsa: "And Curt."   Curt: "Hey."   Jack: Suuuh dude.

English: 
Think it's a human you are you are you are you Sure miss Walcott Quickly the lights
For Officer What'd you write you prick you're off me, oh?
Oh my God!!!
We are...
We are so sorry you look like a dracula Patient here in the Hospital.
Yeah something Like that
Okay, i'm Wilson put that Thing Down before I show you how to Really use it
Easy man We thought you were One of Those Things or you made the Teddy bear?
This, We are so, sorry
Please Accept our Apologies Mr.. Walton, ah the Bottom elsa Elsa walcott yes I go
Wilson Is fine This whole Time?
Just Alpha then
This is the Laboratory and Kurt hey, sorry uh
You patients to hell, no i'm Just

English: 
Wilson: "Uhh... You patients, too?"   Curt: "Hell, no! I'm just...
Curt: "I'm just, uh... I'm just -- I-I'm just visiting..."
Bela: "I... I am a staff member..."
Jack: I don't trust him!
Bela: "The night duty surgeon, to be exact."
Jack: Of course you are. -_-
Wilson: "And who do we have here?"
Voice4: "Lucy."
Wilson: "Pleased to meet you, Lucy."
Jack: Hi, Lucy!
Lucy: "Mister, do you know what's going on?
Wilson: "Not a clue."    Jack: Shit's fucked, Lucy.
Curt: "This, This is nuts, alright?"
Curt: "Everything was cool. And then this crazy shit starts happening!
Bela: "This is true. I immediately tried reaching the authorities but to no avail."
Bela: "The lines seem to be malfunctioning."    Wilson: "Goddamn right they're malfunctioning."
Bela: "Also,
unfortunately... we...
seem to have...
another problem."    Wilson: "How big of a problem?"
Bela: "There does not seem to be a way out of the hospital..."
Jack: That is a problem.    Bela: "Most of the doors and windows are sealed
or tend to...  (clears throat)
Jack: Vanish?
disappear..."    Jack: Yeah.
Wilson: "How is that possible?"

English: 
I'm Just I'm Just I'm Just Visiting I
I am A staff Member I don't trust them the night Duty surgeon to be exact
oh of Course you are and who
Do We have here tasty Pleased to meet you lucy are you later do you know what's going on?
Shits falls low Things is nuts all right everything was cool and then this Crazy Shit Starts Happening This is True I
Immediately Tried Reaching The Authorities but to no Avail
The Lines Seem to be Malfunctioning
Alright They're Malfunctioning, also
Unfortunately We
Seem to have
Another Problem how big of A problem
There Does not Seem to be a way out of the hospital
Any Problem Words and Windows Are sealed Or tend to
Vanish

English: 
Disappear Yeah How. Is that possible doesn't even Matter some type, of weird Fog Surrounding the whole Building are you going Anywhere
There's That Fog Is a bridge to get Rid of find each Other
One Time When our Plane Goes far They're right here if We're not getting Cheerios Yeah Fantastic
Sir mr.
Wilson were You about to undergo an Operation yeah your attire Seems to suggest it, oh
Yeah again, What Implants I remember going under and then I woke Up and you think I needles
Like This
Weldon so you Should not be UP and About so soon after an Operation I Didn't have the Option I
Think you Think Look, Lady if I had the Operation I Would know okay hey, I'm sorry Look
did you See Anyone Else
out There
Turkey
Yeah, no i mean Look
I'm guessing that most everyone bolted at the first Sign of Trouble so let's get Going We Should Follow Early yeah good luck With that

English: 
Curt: "Doesn't even matter. Some type of weird fog surrounded the whole building.
We ain't going anywhere."
Jack: (chuckles) Yeah, that fog is a bitch to get through.    Elsa: "At... At least we were lucky enough to find each other."
Elsa: "There's a better chance of getting a way out of here."    Jack: This one time I went outside and there was fog out there. I was like,
Jack: "Guess I'm not gettin' Cheerios (TM)."   Elsa: "Together."
Wilson: "Yeah... Fantastic."
Bela: "So, Mr Wilson. Were you about to undergo an operation?"    Jack: Yup.
"Your attire seems to suggest it."
Wilson: "Uhh... Yeah, something like that.    Jack: I was getting butt implants.
I remember going under, and then I woke up, and then I was...
Like this."
Bela: "Well then, sir,  you should not be up and about so soon after an operation."
Wilson: "I didn't have the operation!"    Jack: I'm fine, look!
Wilson: "I think..."
Elsa: "You think?"
Wilson: "Look, lady, if I had the operation, I would know, okay?"
Elsa: "Okay. I'm sorry. Look..."
"Did you see anyone else?"
"Out there?"
Jack: Two nurses.
Wilson: "Yeah, no."
"I mean -- look... I'm guessing that most everyone bolted at the first sign
of trouble so... Let's get going. We should follow their lead."
Curt: "Yeah. Good luck with that."
Curt: "Even though it makes no sense,

English: 
Even Though it Makes no sense this Room doesn't Seem to have an Exit and the door, We Came Through
Was going like it vanished total Is Over They're not There's Seen that trick too but it doesn't Mean There isn't another way out
Good go Ahead man Knock Yourself out Walking Knock you are in A minute bitch I
I
May Have a Theory it could, be are you Speaking of Young lady i I
Was to meet a colleague here?
Dr.. Arthur, Harcourt you
Did he Collects Data from Mysticisms all over the World and the good Walk Claiming to have a link to the Afterlife
Keith he Theorizes That
Individually Their Magic Is impotent
Yet Taken as a whole There Just might be Something to Their Paranormal Claims
It is the Possibility that the Supernatural Is in fact?
Reality He's not Buying it ah

English: 
this room doesn't seem to have an exit.
And the door we came through is gone.
Like it vanished."
Jack: What? The door was over there, not there.    Wilson: "I may have seen that trick too, but it doesn't mean there isn't another way out."
Jack: This is true.    Curt: "Yeah? G-Go ahead, man. Knock yourself out."
Jack: I'll fucking knock you out in a minute, bitch.
Elsa: "I...
I may have a theory."
Elsa: "It could be..."    Bela: "What are you speaking of, young lady?"
Elsa: "I--
I was to meet a colleague here.
Dr Arthur Hardcourt."
Jack: He dead.
Elsa: "He collects data from mysticisms all over the world."
Jack: What, like this one? (gestures to painting)    Elsa: Any culture (?) claiming to have a link to the after life."
Elsa: "He...
He theorises that...
Individually, their magic is impotent.
Yet, taken as a whole,
there just might be something to their paranormal claims.
It is a possibility that the supernatural is, in fact,
Reality."    Jack: Lucy's not buying it.    Wilson: "Holy shit."
Elsa: "Take a look around you!

English: 
Round yeah but how Else Can you explain it things Lizzy
If We Can find him dr.?
Harcourt will Be able to truly Explain what is happening here hate to Break a, day but I think I came across your dr.. Harcourt
Or at least what's Left of him you mean
He's he's dead A
Fraid so Sweetheart no
This can't be
Amazing I found This in his Office looked like he was trying to hide it from Someone
Whoa you can See this Shit
Hi bye yeah!
- so i'm Just lay here Forever
You Good what's up bram stoker, okay here my God
High Court notes Yeah Crazy Shit What Anyone Expected that
This Book Contains all the Data he has ever Compiled, oh?

English: 
How else can you explain the things we've seen?"    Jack: Bump it, Lucy!
Elsa: "If we can find him,
Dr Hardcourt willbe able to truly explain what is happening here."
Wilson: "I hat to break it to you but I think I came across your Dr Hardcourt.
Or at least what's left of him."
Elsa: "You mean...
He's..."    Lucy: "He's dead?"
Jack: Yep.
Wilson: "Afraid so, sweetheart."   Elsa: "No."
Elsa: This can't be..."
Jack: Hey, I'm married!    Wilson: "I am sorry... I, uh,
I found this in his office. I think he was trying to hide it
from someone."
(zip sound effect)
Jack: Woooaaah. You guys seeing this shit?
Hi five, yeah!
Down low! Too slow! I'm just gonna stay here forever.
You good? What's up, Bran Stoker?
'Kay, here.
Elsa: (whispers) "My God!
It's, uh,
His journal.
Hardcourt's notes.
He wouldn't let anyone examine them
This book contains all the data he has ever compiled."
Jack: Fuck.

English: 
Elsa: "Scientific formulas,
linking spells, hexes, curses --"
Bela: "So -- So what does this mean? Can this book -- can it...
Assist us somehow?
Elsa: "I-I... I don't know. Maybe.
Some pages...
Pages are missing.
Jack: Something's making sounds in my room.    Curt: "Wait a second! Wait a second!"
Curt: "Earlier, before -- before we hooked up, I-I found
this in these pants -- i-i-in my pants. I mean --
It was on the floor. [Okay, Curt... Wierdo] I picked it up and put it in my pocket
Here."
Jack: What are you talking about? I have one of them! Elsa: "Yes! Yes! This is from the book!"
Elsa: "It's Hardcourt's handwriting. See?"
Wilson: "Well since we're doing Show & Tell, here, I found something similar.
It was on Hardcourt when I found him.
Jack: Ah, there it is! My Mind Palace --
Don't put your fucking hand too close to my -- What's up?
You wanna go?
You're very life-like. Oh gosh -- You're eyes are following me.
You're like a fucking painting!
Ugh! Freaky!

English: 
Scientific Formulas linking Spells Hexes Curses Hope
So what does This Mean and This Book can it assist us somehow. I don't know
Maybe
Some Pages
Page isn't
Something not my room Wait a second
Earlier before Before he Hooked Up I found this in his Pants and in my Pants i mean
Was on the Floor I picked it Up and put It in my pocket Here
Why are you Talking About Yeah I won of that from the book it's Harcourt ten Writing. C. Well since, we're doing Show-And-Tell?
Here I found something similar it was on Hard court When I found him, oh?
There it is my mike huh
um
What Would your fucking Hands you close With what's up you want to go?
Very Nice like, oh god your eye tony, you're like A fucking Painting

English: 
Yeah Please Brilliant Another one Yeah Another What Section I think
Look
That's A master Accordion you do Care
What's wrong all right?
And I feel sorry I
Do not understand I thought your
Operation Never Happened it Didn't well it Could There you are Bleeding
This
This is going to Hurt I am sorry get your Hands away from my Boy
oh
Fungi my God
What what Is that?
What Is that Thing what has Been Done to you will so what Is that?
Jesus Fucking Christ what Is that the Question Bud Can't believe harcourt did it
he Actually
Created it Created our Map Created what Goddamn it

English: 
Elsa: "Brilliant! Another one!"
Jack: Yeah! Another one!
Elsa: "And from the same section, I think.
Look!"
Jack: That's a map to Exodia! The Yu-Gi-Oh cards!    Wilson: "Oh, God. Not again."
Elsa: "What's... What's wrong?"
Wilson: "I... I don't know... It hurts..."
Jack: I'm not feelin' so good.
Bela: "I do not understand. I thought your operation never happened."
Wilson: "It didn't!
It couldn't have..."
Bela: "You are bleeding!
This... This is going to hurt..."
Bela: "I am sorry."
Jack: Get your hand away from my butt!
The FUCK is that?!
Curt: "What? What is that? Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?"
Bela: "What has been done to you, Wilson?"
Lucy: "What is that?"
Wilson: "Jesus fucking Christ -- What is that?!"
Jack: Good question! [Yeah, that's been asked 1million times]    Wilson: What is that?!"
Elsa: "I can't believe Hardcourt did it...
He... actually created it..."    Wilson: "Created?!"
Wilson: "Created /what/, goddammit?!

English: 
What the hell Is this Thing Dr.. Harcourt Theorized an Apparatus that Could Harness the Power of the Supernatural?
An instrument oracle Science and Mysticism if that is truly the device Then it could be the Cause of oh?
God Dude
All right
Hurry Put it Back Into your chest okay
Better
Well Right I think I'm fine that Is good good?
Cause it the Ring you have, no Pulse but then again
You have no heart who has it where Is my heart God
So Many Pages are missing Where is my heart Here

English: 
What the hell is this thing?!"
Elsa: "Dr Hardcourt theorised an apparatus that could harness the power of the supernatural.
Jack: (scoffs)
Elsa: "An instrument borne of both science and mysticism.
If that is truly the device,
then it could be the cause of...
all of this!"   Jack: Oh!
God, dude!
Jack: Did I just get flashbanged?!   Wilson: (unintelligeable)
Wilson: "Might...
Might pass out...
Bela: "Hurry! Put it back into your chest!"
Jack: Okay! What the fuck is that?
Does it have little, tiny people on it?!
Bela: "How do you feel now? Better?"
Wilson: "Uh... I... I think I'm fine..."
Bela: "That is good. Good.
Considering... you have no pulse --
But, then again...
You have no heart."
Wilson: "Who has it?! Where is my heart, goddammit?!
Elsa: "I don't know -- I don't know!!" Jack: (chuckles)   Elsa: "So many pages are missing."   Jack: Where's my heart!
Elsa: "Wait -- here. 'For the apparatus to function,

English: 
For the Apparatus to Function my Sacrifice Must be Made This Guy and the original Heart Placed in A vessel, oh
okay, Another Missing Page what vessel elsa Look at me
Where the hell Is my heart It must be in the hospital it has to be
Implanting This Device Inside your Body must Have Caught everything Else we've Seen happen what Course Fix it right Within
Me with that I had all the Pages Maybe as of now the text is Income, oh?
I wouldn't know Where to Begin
The Pages Are Freshly Torn There might be more Around so then, We find Them and my art
Okay, we can't even get out the room, well God Damn it We find Wait that's a great Plan?
Maybe I'll Just Yell
Open Sesame and A door will Appear this Guy
This Guy See

English: 
A sacrifice must be made.'..." Jack: (points to Curt) This guy.
Elsa: "'And the original heart placed in a vessel.'
Ugh! Another missing page!"
Wilson: "What vessel?! Elsa, look at me!
Where. The hell. Is my heart?!"
Elsa: "It must in the hospital. It has to be!
Implanting this device inside your body must
have caused everything else we've seen happen!
Jack: Of course!   Wilson: "But... But, we can fix it, right? A-A-And me? With that?
Elsa: "If I had all the pages, maybe.
As of now the text is incomplete." Jack: Geez, what happened?
Elsa: "I wouldn't know where to begin.
The pages are freshly torn.
There must be more around somewhere."
Wilson: "Then we find them! And my heart! Jack: (chuckles)
Curt: "Yeah, yeah, b-but how?! We can't even got out the room!"
Wilson: "Well goddammit, we find a way!"
Curt: "You know what? That's, a great plan! Maybe I'll just yell, uh,
'Open Sasame!' And a door will appear!
Jack: This guy.
This guy.
See?!
You play with the Dark Arts, you fucking...!

English: 
You play With the black are you fucking, well son of A bitch yeah Exactly did you do that I don't know it Just
Appeared Come Everyone, We are Free do you, need to tell me twice Come on wilson okay?
I'ma Run to god you guys Talk Forever
Fucking Hell I
Said I'm going to stay in This room okay, we're Moving again we're Actually getting Playing it Fucking fine Crap, on we go?
Let's get the hell out of you why?
okay, I'll be right with you I
Was going to go look at Some Shit first oh I guess not I can't Actually go Look at any of it man, oh wow
What what Turnip or I don't like it?
No
We dance oh?

English: 
Curt: "Well, son of a bitch..."   Jack: Yeah, exactly!
Elsa: "How... did you do that?"  Curt: "I dunno. It just...
Appeared!
Bela: "Come, everyone! We are free!  Curt: "You don't need to tell me twice!"   Elsa: "Come on, Wilson!"
Jack: Okay!
Imma run, too!
God, you guys talk forever!
Fucking hell!
Well I say that I should probably stay in this room!
Okay, we're moving again! We actually get to play again. Fucking fantastic.
On we go.
Curt: "Let's-Let's get the hell outta here!"
Jack: What?!
Okay. I'll be right wit'cha!
I'm just gonna go look at some shit first -- Oh, I guess not.
I can't actually go look at anything.
Man... I wanna look around.
(tense orchestral music)
Wilson and Jack: "What the--" Fuck?! I don't like this!
Are those eyes?!
(tense music continues)
Wilson: "Oh, shit."
Jack: OOoH No! OoH nO! It's the tentacles!
Wilson: "No getting away from it."
Jack: What do I do?!

English: 
Oh May the Mother of One
oh
Bring the light
It Keeps you away
Fit Wilson Could You sound Any More Fucking Dead The voice Actor for this Catch socks, okay
We got turn up the Top of the Device To reveal this either?
end Advice at Failing light sources by These are great for Tracker, wasn't you bring them back to full power will turn the
Bass You chef Thanks
We put on my shit, oh?
Wow
Again
The Help I
Brought That Outlet or not the lights out
There not This one No I don't I don't know if A sure to connect that's back on okay good, We got back I?

English: 
JeSuS! Mother of fuck!
Can I run?!
Wilson: "Interesting..."
Oh! Praise the light!
Wilson: "Light keeps you away."
Jack: Wilson, could you sound any more fucking dead?
The voice actor for this guy suucks.
We got... 'Turn up the top of the device to reveal this
idle. Aim the device at
failing light sources. Pressing the grip
or trigger button to bring them back to full power.
Return the device to your chest.' Okay.
Can I pull it out of my chest?
Woah, dude!
Can I do it again?
Did that help?
I don't know if that helped. I turned on the light though.
Hmmm... I turned off this one, though. I don't -- I don't know know if I should have done that.
That's back on. Okay, good. we got that.

English: 
I can't do the chesty-heart-thing again.
So I... don't know why I actually turned that light on. Why? [tutorial maybe, Jack? Just saying...]
What did that solve?
Fuck all, really.
Gimme the chest thing!
Wilson: "There's something..."
'Kay, I got a lock pick. I think I can open up this now.
There we go! Humph
In we go.
Just jimmy it on in.
That's it?
Fuck, that's how you lock pick!   Wilson: "That should do it."
Jack: Okay. Okay, okay, okay...OoKay!
Ha ha ha!
Peace, bitches! I'm outta here.
Nice! Anything else in here?
Oh, there's a lot.
Aww, you're eveywhere! >:(

English: 
can't do the chassis Hard Thing again so
I don't know why I actually turn that light, on what does That Solve
Fuck off Really it is a track Thing
Hey I love that me I think I can open Up this now
There We go whoops
There We go Jimmy Tony, oh?
that's it fuck that, oh you love nick
Okay, okay, okay, oh?
Ha ha, ha hey Bitches I'm out of Here
Nice
Landing Up in Here, oh there's a lot, ah
you're Everywhere

English: 
Ya fucking dank demons!
Okay -- Gaaas.
I like this.
I like where this is going.
Y'all motherfuckers gonna die now!
Wilson: "Let's brighten this place up."
Jack: Yeeeaaah!
I don't know what else I do though...
Oh... Boop!
Wilson: (unintelligeable)
Jack: Fuck!
So... so...
So I can't do that? We can't do the boom?
Maaan! We were so close to being able to blow shit up!
That's my kinda action...
It's okay, we can do this.
(light bulbs burst)
Uh oh!
Uh oh -- Ah ya--!
Ya dang, dirty demons!
Wilson: "looks like the only way out."
Don't you fucking come any closer! (mocking Wilson) 'Looks like the only way out...'
'What am I gonna do?'

English: 
You Fuckin dang demons
okay, yeah I
Like This I
Better Listen Joey
Don't move Focus on a Dyno
Yeah and I don't hope that you Though, oh?
Fuck
so so
So i calculate We Hand you the boom?
And we were so going to be, able to monk you know
The Blinking Action
Okay, we can do this, oh?
oh, no I get dang Dirty Demon
Looks Like you Around
- fucking how Many Cousins Over Here I am Going

English: 
I have no idea.
Can I move?
Can I go back?
There we go.
Okay... I'll find a way.
I'll...
kill the demons?
Hah.   Wilson: "No easy way about it."
Jack: That's, close!
I don't wanna be in here! I wanna go. I wanna leave.
I have tickets to Nickelback.
Hello?
Fuck man!
Nothing in this fucking place works!
 
What's behind curtain #1?
Oh, hey, fellas!
C'mon. You like that light? You like how that feels? --
It's fucking (gibberish)!
[While Jack is swearing, Wilson is partly unintelligeable]
Jack: (sigh) OoOh!
That wasn't scary. You didn't see me scared. That wasn't me scared. I was just
STARTLED! Is all.

English: 
To do I have no idea Maybe
Relax There We go
Okay, I'Ll find a way I'll kill the demon
Close I don't know why are you here, We go we'll leave a ticket to Nickelback
Hello, oh man Nothing to this fucker place Works, ah
What's Behind Curtain Number one?
All Right Brothers like that way, oh?
oh
oh

English: 
God There You see stan Wrong with me Steer I was Just Startled it all right Whoa, I'm Tired Vampire Boots
Like you empire That clever Three Different Girls I remembered it, oh
Nice Alrighty Let's Continue on Shall, we?
Oh man all I wanted some smokes sorry out of order This whole Game is out of Order
What We got here?
I'm a touch this with my hands like
Toys
Records Me and all that Music
You Really you're not Fucking use it When I teach your Music
Ego
Whoa that's crude River, oh here, We go I got this is everything Fucking back hey?

English: 
It's fine. Ooh! 'Hampire'! Wilson: "Goddamn
vampire pigs."
Jack: Uwaa, that's cute~! 'Hampire'!   Wilson: (snorts) "That's funny."   Jack: That's clever.
Wilson: "Hey, 'Paper Pals', I remember them."
Jack: Cool
Nice. Alrighty. Let's continue on, shall we?
Wilson: "Broken."
Jack: Aw, man! All I want is some smokes.
'Sorry, out of order'. This whole /game/ is out of order!
What we got here?
Imma touch this with my hands.
Is that good?
Electricity, and all that?
Music!
Are you music? You're not fucking music. Why did I think you were music?
In you go.
Wilson: "Nice."
Jack: OoOh! A screwDREEver!
Over we go. I got this -- God, everything is fucking backwards!
Okay, get this.
This is a handy lil' thing! Who needs a full drill when all you have is

English: 
your handy lil' handy hand!
'Kay. I don't nned you anymore, apparently.
Wilson: "Let's see..."
Jack: Nice!
That did something. We've on a roll! We got this one this time.
Oh hi.
Nice, this is open. Okay.
(button buzzes, door opens)
Hello?!
Imma come in.
I hope you're decent... BOTTLES!
 
The beautiful sounds!
What do you do?
Woah! Oh, God!
I thought I was gonna be able to bash some heads in with that thing.
That's some pin up ladies! I can't look at them!
Fuck yeah.
I am da light bringer!
I am Dumbledore!
'Mysterious Deaths Continue'

English: 
Here's a Handy Little Thing who Needs A full Drill but all you have is your a Handy little Handy hat
Okay, I don't need Any More Harling
Nice but it does it we're On a roll, We got this one This Time
All right nice Nose okay
Hello I'ma Come in Be A ho Cadiz Bottles
The Beautiful Sounds you, do oh, oh God
Don't be able to flash some heads in With that thing that's a pin-up lady I can't Look at them
Okay, I am the Lightbringer I are Dumbledore

English: 
Mysterious Deaths Continue
National Oddities Are The higher Court Receives a A and The excellence Award in Medicine
Radius as you hurry up the masked Avenger Is an excellent view Point tinkles jam our oh?
We got hit the Gym bowed out our?
Who's Ever Here to listen to my Stories
Okay, I guess, we're not Having Fuckin, awesome Times Jibril Jenna or five
okay, that's a berkeley Campus yeah Those are Fucking Bedpan I
Just wash People don't use
That's gross
Okay, Somebody's out Here might have Yanks it is open Up
Yeah fuck you Guys did you see, they're all you, want you to Spend a man looking Motherfuckers I got this Is fine
Open Open Open, oh

English: 
'National Oddities' 'Arthur Harcourt Receives AAMD Exellence in Medicine Award'
 
'Radio Schedule' What do we got?
'Masked Avenger'. 'National Viewpoint', Jimbo's Jam Hour'?
Ooooh! We gotta listen to Jimbo's Jam Hour!
 
No one's ever here to listen to my stories. ;_;
Okay.
I guess we're not having fucking awesome times with Jimbo's Jam Hour.
 
Okay, that's a bottle I can't break --
Ugh! Those are fucking bed pans! (chamber pots (UK) or potties (US))
I just touched people's 'doo-doos'!
That was gross!
Okay, some place down here might've... Yes! >:)
This is open now.
Yeah, fuck you guys! You can stay there all you want, you SlenderMan-looking motherfuckers.
I got this, this is fine.
Open.
Open.
Open!
Open.

English: 
 
Is there poo-poo in here?
Wilson: "Kerosene."
 
Jack: We got ourselves a fucking...
Wilson: "Of course..."
Jack: Can I fill you?
No?
Do I -- Oh, I was supposed to fill you, but then I already had the bottle.
I get it!
We 'bout ta blow some shit up!
I'm excited about this.
This is a good time that's about tho happen, guys.
I'm so glad you're here to witness it. This is gonna be... This is gonna be fun!
You guys are gonna see some fireworks!
I mean, you're gonna be part of the fireworks -- but they don't even fucking know that...
Alrighty! Did I get anything that actually helps with this?

English: 
Then we're Goin here, oh?
We got Ourselves A fucking?
Phil you Know
Right oh I'm Close to phil you but Then I already had the boss I get it we've uh Pop blows and Shit off
I'm excited About this
This is a good Time it's going to happen
Guys I'm so glad you're Here to Witness it this is gonna be it is only for
You Guys want to See some Fireworks I mean you're Going to be Paris Fire With what They don't
All Right like and I think That Actually helps With it

English: 
No? Can I not go into my mind palace and get something?
I don't know what the next step is!
Hello?!
Ooooh!
We 'bout ta smash shit, bro.
Fuck yeah.   Wilson: "Those could come in handy."
What?
Ooh~!
Hello!
 
OH! GiMmE tHaT nIcOtInE!
Alright, that's a start. We got a match now. We can do the pilot light, right?
That's a thing that's happen -- fellas?
How are we? We doing good?
You seem to like to do a lot of waiting around.
Ooh, we can go over here now.
Okay.    Wilson: "Let's see how this thing likes fire."
(fails to light fire)

English: 
No then I put to my mind Promise and get Something I don't know what the next snappy hello, oh?
We bout to smash it Broke Yeah?
Yeah who's Come in Handy what, oh?
Here's Have Nicotine
All Right that's absurd, We got we Automatically Think then?
We can do the point is like right Let The thing Does Nothing to tell Us how are we you know good
Seem to do it let's do A Lot of Waiting Around
Oh, you're Here
okay
and yeah

English: 
I don't think I did it right
Good, oh yeah that's the Shit right There
All Right Can I go to the back yes, oh, no right here Dude
um
It must be much fun I don't know what the fuck they, do, oh?
Wow
Yeah, okay, Let's Boarding Baptism, oh?
I got another Thing
That's Going to get me out of Dodge, oh?
No it's not refundable laurie you, Didn't see Mater dei I
Can do One Thing

English: 
I don't think I... did it right...
(tries again)
Ooh yeah!
That's the shit right there!
Am I - Am I going back, here? -- Oh, no, right here, dude.
Wilson: "Let's see here..."
Jack: Ummm...
Am I supposed to be pushing buttons? I don't know what the fuck I do -- Oh.
This.
Got 'em! Okay, let's burn these mattresses.
Oh, I got another thing!   Wilson: "One of the missing pages."
(??)
Oh, no! There's lots of bones and people over here!
You guys have seen better days.
Wilson: "This'll light up real nice."
Jack: Oh, I can move with this!

English: 
We go push this Through all These dudes I'm Gonna light it on Fire and
Then I push it Into These Two and then, they're Gonna die and I wanna Laugh like, haha, you
Know
yes
Glub Glub
Everyone want to Pee
That's Shit Right There that's the real Shit I have it down There for good Measure, oh?
We want to Turn Back Wilson Because this is going to click I'm going to go up, okay, oh?
your mother Fucker See that
You See Actions will happen to you, soon I'll be Back
Maybe I don't know I might Just leave you There
We're all Existence
I'm Through it up Into the Hydrotherapy ward, oh?
I don't want no fucking Water Therapy

English: 
Out we go! Imma push this through all these dudes.
Imma light it on fire...
And then Imma push it into these dudes!
And then they're gonna die, and I'm gonna laugh like "Haha!"
You know?
Yes...
Glub, glub!
Everyone want a piece?
That's the shit right there. That's the real shit.
Aand a bit down there for good measure.
You might wanna stand back, Wilson.
Cause this is gonna, like... this is gonna go up -- Ohhh Okay!
Wilson: "Take that!"
"Perfect."     Jack: You motherfuckers see that?!
You see what's gonna happen to you soon? I'll be back!
Maybe, I dunno. I might just leave you there. :/
For all existence.
I'm doing a...
Into the Hydrotheraphy ward!
Aw, I don't want no fucking water therapy.

English: 
And well that does it for this episode of 'Wilson's Heart'!
I know there's sections of it where I don't like, sit and listen.
And I don't take it super seriously, and I keep making jokes,
but that's what's fun!
That's what's making the series fun for me, and that's why it's fun playing it
because it's such ridiculous scenarios and the dialogue is just so fucking cheesy!
I love it!
Saying that,"Oh, no, it's your heart!"
And then the voice-actor is like, (deadpan) "Oh, no. Don't hurt me."
"What do I do." (chuckles)
So I'm tryna knock a bit of fun out of it.
But for now, thank you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it,
PUNCH that Like Button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS!
AND! High-fives all around!
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOO!
 
 
 

English: 
They'll Have to do This Episode of Wilson Tire and other Sections of it where I don't
Like sit and Listen and I don't Take it super Seriously and I Keep Making
Joke Whatever it's fun That's What's making the Series fun for Me and I play Is for Employment because Just Ridiculous Scenario
The Dialogue Is Just so fucking Cheesy it's all been Saying that, oh, no it's your Heart and then the Voice i Can think
Oh, no, don't hurt me
So i'm trying not to get a fucked Up in for Now Thank you Guys so much martin's that's Going to be liked it
Let's Try, Banana Face all right, oh Boy, that i played a row
Like no one in There

English: 
Well you let Rip the mic well that Took the Mic Real Good

English: 
Oh yeah, that clipped the mic.
Oh that clipped the mic real good.
