He-llo, everyone, i-it's me again. Umm...
Quick announcement before we get going: Thank you to Nick, who is one of my subscribers on Twitch, who sent me...
...part of the, uh, Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle, which you can get on humblebundle dot com.
M'recording this the day before this goes live on the highlights channel, so you have about...
...nine days, give or take if you're watching it the day that this video comes out. Umm...
You can go and get for the price of ten dollars all of the, uh...
...the Huniepop games and all of the Sakura games that I cared to research, which is absolutely none of them.
And now you can have all of them. Uh, which is obviously something you'd want for- for $10 at least, uh, to get all of them.
And you get the OST as well 'cuz everyone remembers th-the great songs from... from, from the games.
Anyway, uh, you can use part of that money to go and support Action Against Hunger.
Action Against Hunger is a, uh, charity organization that helps end world hunger. So, uh...
Y-You can you can get your anime titties AND help end, uh, world hunger, which is quite possibly the most...
...um, 2017... thing... possible. Um...
But yeah, you can go and get this. Uh, obviously if you're watching more than nine days or so after this video goes live...
...you're not gonna be able to get them, but just for the low price of $10 at least, uh, you can get all of the, uh, th-the Huniepop and Sakura games.
So that's how I have access to these games, that is my story. And, uh, an-and now we're gonna- we're gonna play the game.
Uh, y'know...
Sakura Beach 2. Um...
[calm music plays]
Now you may be looking at this and think, "wait a minute, that says Sakura Beach." And you're right, it does.
This is Sakura Beach 2. Umm, it is the SECOND in the series.
I decided to go with it over one of the other ones that he gave me because I figured you guys would wanna know how the story... uh, continued.
Uhh, it was a cliffhanger. I 'unnos if you remember. Umm...
There were aliens that came down from space and infected the minds of both the protagonist AND the girls...
And then they had a threesome.
...I'm assuming. I'm actually just kind of making shit up, but the point is that you didn't care.
I don't care. No one actually... cares what the plot of this game is.
'Cuz...
Anyway. Uh, time starts when I say it does.
Uh, three, two, one, go. A'right. Umm...
So th-this is, this is, uhh, Sakura Beach 2. It is, um...
...basically the same crap as the first one, but they've introduced another girl. I've done, er, a quick speed run off-camera.
Just to make sure that it runs.
There's no comfortable place you can put your mouse in order to NOT make it click on titties at one point or another.
She'll appear here in a second. I'm... mostly confident that this woman is, uh, an alien.
Umm...
'Cause this music is just... listen to it.
[New Age music playing]
'son the OST that you can get if yo- if you pay $10 on, on, on humblebundle dot com currently.
Um, you can... get that. Um...
I gotta say, it's a little bit weird I didn't notice this, I think, last time that I played through this but, uh, pink bikini girl?
Uh, the blonde? Um...
Uh, her name is Momoko, which is also the name of my cat. Um...
And so it's just kind of weird. I mean, I-I dunno how much you care about what the name of my cat is, or that...
...this woman's name i-is Momoko.
Um... but there you go.
Imma talk about something you're just gonna kind of deal with it because I've got a captid- captive audience here.
Glad I-I edited around that so that way, it didn't sound like I was an idiot. Umm... Umm...
[quietly] Fuckin' hell...
Umm...
Apples SUCK.
I-I talked about this on Twitter a little bit ago, but Imma gonna bring it up here because I think you need to know this.
Apples suck. No one likes apples. Apple, like Red Delicious? Total lie.
Like, I can give you "red". It's more of a reddish violet more so than it is red.
That's just the artist in me. I'll give you "red". I'll let you have that one.
Apple Corporations... but "delicious" is a fucking lie.
It is an absolute lie. No one actually thinks that apples are delicious.
An-and before you go, "Ooh, you bake them into pies!" Listen, you bake flour.
Like, y'know that white powdery stuff? You bake... flour into pies, but you don't just eat that raw.
That's the same way that... what the fuck is this game?
That's the same way that... apples are. You don't just eat it raw. Y'know?
Like... no one does that. "Oh, it's healthy for you!" There're other healthy fruits.
Oranges? They're good! Tangerines?
Imma call you out in a second, we'll get back to tangerines. I've got- I've got stuff to say about tangerines, but..
Um, bananas? They're good, I'll just eat a banana. I'll eat an orange.
I won't straight-up eat a apple. Because it's like... it's not satisfying. It's not a good experience. Apple cider? Good.
Um... apple juice? Eh.
T-take it or leave it. Um...
I mean, apple cider is essentially just warmed over... um... apple juice so whatever. But, um...
Y'know, a-apples? Granny Smith apples, um, Red Delcious apples, Pink Lady apples, apple bottom jeans? Um...
Fuck you. All of them are bad. Umm...
And you can't just eat it. You don't just eat... an apple.
I don't anyway. I have a really unhealthy diet.
My last video is th-the corn dog cooking video, so I mean- I really don't have anywhere to talk...
But like, I'll eat a banana. I'll eat cherries. Those are good, they taste good. Let's agree on that.
I'm forcing you to, because I can't actually hear your response...
But you don't just eat apples. When was the last time you ate an apple?
And I know there's gonna be some smartass in the comments of YouTube going, "I just- I'm eating an apple right now!"
Y'know? "The plot of this game is good, and I'm eating an apple!"
I know you're there. And I know you're at least, if not because you actually believe that and actually are eating an apple...
...or just going to post it ironically, so go ahead. Get your free likes.
Um... I dunno why I'm so aggressive about that, t-they're not the enemy here. The enemy here is apples.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, it's like garlic.
Y'know? Doctors - doctors don't even wanna have to deal with that shit.
Y'know?
Here's where we're choosing which girl we love and I'm just gonna click the middle route because then I don't have to move my- my mouse.
You didn't even see that click that, that's how good of a speedrunner I am.
I'm almost done here, but I need to call out tangerines.
Tangerines... Oh, okay, we're done.
Um... "Thank you for reading."
Tangerines, by the way...
Thinkin' you're all special...
You're not. You're just oranges, you're small oranges, and you wanna feel special.
Special Snowflake... Oranges that just wanna feel special in this world. No, bitch. You're just a small orange.
Th-there's no comfortable place to put my mouse.
[Rev quietly sighs]
Anyway... this Sakura Beach 2...
It doesn't say 'two'. This is where you'd put the two.
Maybe you could stylistically put it on the, the sun or something?
[sighs quietly] But they didn't.
So... that's, that's Sakura Beach 2 for ya. I hope you enjoyed, um...
I-I'll be frank with you, I...
Umm...
I didn't. But at least I got to tell you about apples, that's good. And I got to tell you about the- the Humble Bundle thing.
They're not giving me any money, they OUGHTA...
I'm informing you about their thing. And also how apples suck, I guess.
Uh, did that feel longer than other speedruns that I've done of this series? To me, it did.
Umm...
But anyway. Umm, I hope you enjoyed. If you did, um, subscribe.
I've got a bunch of others of these that Imma have to do, because I was gifted a bunch of them.
And they'll- they'll happen... um... periodically.
Along with the Flash games... and th-the other crap that I do.
Um... anyway, thank you for watching. I'll see you time. Byeeeee!
