(Bulbasaur) Hi, I’m Bulbasaur!
(Squirtle) And I’m Squirtle!
(Bulbasaur) And this is Pokémon...
ah, AH, ACHOO!
Huh, excuse me.
(Squirtle) Bulbasur, did you just...interrupt yourself?
(Bulbasaur) I…I don’t…
OH GOD!
*Static*
(Bulbasaur) Hi, I’m Bulbasaur!
(Squirtle) And I’m Squirtle!
(Bulbasaur) And this is Pokémon...
(Squirtle) WHOA! Déjà vu!
(Bulbasaur) ACHOO!
(Squirtle) Bless you.
Wait, are you gonna tell me you’re allergic to my bulls**t again?
(Shakira songs intensifies)
(Bulbasaur) ACHOO!
Oh, sorry. Allergies.
(Squirtle) To what?
(Bulbasaur) Your bulls**t.
(Squirtle) AH-PFTTT!
(Bulbasaur) What? No, I just sneezed.
If I was actually allergic to your bulls**t,
I'd have been sneezing constantly for the last 20 episodes.
(Squirtle) AH! Well I’m allergic to your intelligence.
(Bulbasaur) Wait, what?
Squirtle: Yep! I'm super allergic to it,
and there is one thing I want you to notice, Bulbasaur,
I'm not sneezing.
(Bulbasaur) You little...
Anyways, today on Pokémon Talk, we have a very special guest.
While this Pokémon's species is quite common, this particular one is a step above the rest.
Everyone please give a warm welcome to the wealthiest and the most influential Zubat...
Bruce Wing!
*Applause*
(Bruce) Hello, everyone! Bulbasaur, Squirtle, thank you for having me on your program.
Pokémon Talk has done a lot of good for the Pokémon world, and it is an honor to be a guest on it.
(Bulbasaur) Well I don't know about how much good we've done, but you've certainly done a lot.
Wing Enterprises has won countless awards for philanthropy,
and you have been wonderful for the community.
(Bruce) Why thank you. I have been very fortunate in life, and I want to do all that I can to spread that fortune to others.
(Squirtle) You're headquartered in Gothita City, right?
(Bruce) That is correct.
(Squirtle) Isn't that where that vigilante is?
Oh what was his name?
(Bulbasaur) The Green Lanturn?
(Squirtle) No.
(Bruce) The Dash?
(Squirtle) No.
(Bulbasaur) Araquaman? Marshtomp Manhunter? Charmonder Woman? Wooperman?
(Squirtle) No, those are all wrong,
but they do sound like they'd make a pretty sweet team.
Some kind of Pokémon league
of justice.
I feel like there's someone missing though.
I just can't put my finger on who.
Oh sorry, Bruce.
(Bruce) No problem.
*Le gasp!*
What's that?
(Bulbasaur) I don't see anythi...
Bruce?
*ZUBATMAN!*
(???) Who's Bruce? I'm not Bruce
I'm...
ZUBATMAN!
(Squirtle) THAT'S who it was! How convinent that you happen to show up just now!
(Bulbasaur) You're kidding right?
(Squirtle) Well where did Bruce go?
Doesn't seem like him to run off without a word.
(Bulbasaur) Squirtle, your wits continue to astound me.
(Zubatman) I don't know where Bruce went,
but I'm here to protect the innocent and serve justice to the Pokémon world...
BECAUSE I'M ZUBATMAN!
(Squirtle) Wow! You're so cool!
One question though.
Why doesn't your mask have eyeholes?
(Bulbasaur) Because he doesn't have eyes.
(Zubatman) BECAUSE I'M ZUBATMAN!
...and because I don't have eyes,
but that doesn't mean I can't see
JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!1!11
(Squirtle) Oh okay. Makes sense,
but what are those strings for??
. . . . . (;-;)
(Zubatman)  They're my grappling hooks!
(Bulbasaur) Why do you need grappling hooks if you can fly?
(Zubatman) BECAUSE I'M ZUBATMAN!
(Bulbasaur) YOU'RE A ZUBAT!!! YOU CAN FLY!!!
(Squirtle) Bulbasaur, calm down.
We have to show respect to Zubatman here.
He is a hero after all.
I also don't want to get a Zubaterang to the face
(Zubatman) Thank you, Squirtle.
You know, if I didn't already have a sidekick, I'd offer the position to you.
(Squirtle) Well thank you (030),
but out of curiosity, who is your sidekick?
(Zubatman) Grobbin the Bug Wonder.
He's new but has a lot of potential.
Right now, he's a bit slow,
but I know he'll only get faster.
(Bulbasaur) Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
(Squirtle) So Zubatman,
I feel like I'm working my way up to being a superhero with my whole Mega Evolution thing.
Could you tell me what it's like to be a superhero?
(Zubatman) It's a lot of work,
but the satisfaction of serving
JUSTICE!!!
is enough reward
especially since I always stop the bad guys. :)
(Bulbasaur) You always stop the bad guys?
ALWAYS?
(Zubatman) Well yeah. I'm Zubatman
(Squirtle) You know, you're very good at justifying your claims.
(Zubatman) Thank you,
but if you'll excuse me, my butler Azelfred is contacting me about some trouble,
so I need to return to the Zubatcave.
(Bulbasaur) Okay, I can deal with all the other ridiculousness, but the Zubatcave?!
EVERY cave is a Zubat cave!
(Zubatman) But mine is better. You wanna know why?
(Bulbasaur) *Sigh* Because you're Zubatman?
(Zubatman) BECAUSE I'M ZUBATMAN!
Bulbasaur: There it is T_T.
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