Wow I'm a snake this is so cool! So was it kind of like that previous game where we...
Noobs, I love eating balls
Okay, that didn't count
This should be a lot easier to play than that other game
Wait, what's going on?
No, no, come on. No what let me out of here!
Thanks for your balls
This feels so familiar. I refuse to keep dying again
No, these are mine! I don't think so these are mine
I don't think so these are mine
I-I won I-I did it. I won. Yes!
Oh, never mind oh come on. How is that even fair?
What's this someone must have died nearby? Yes. I'm finally good at a game!
Oh my word
Senpai, ah, no, it's still in see it says Dylan. Notice me! You're so big!
How do I play this game teach me your ways. It's simple twerp. Kill. Wait. What? No, no, no. No, please!
No, not like this! He was finally good at the game! Just accept it.
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
*laughing*
I just love eating balls
I'm back! I'm alive!
I'm still a snake
Actually, I like to think that I’m a worm, worms are more culturally correct
And they're nicer than snakes you just wouldn't understand how society works these days and you are my first target
Hey, how are you faster than me. They call me the bookworm brah time to slither away
that made
no sense
Lame, okay, relax, I can get someone else. I won't be a victim again. Hey
What are you guys doing? We are waiting. Wow. You're-you're a girl?
Listen, we're waiting for the big guy to fall. Then we can devour his flesh. Why did you say it like that?
Now!
Ah, I'm helping, I’m helping! Wait, who is that? Oh, that's a Youtuber's skin. It's not actually him
Just someone pretending to be him
Hey
Are you gizzy gazza? Uh, yeah, totally look see. I'm British, etc. Wow!
Cool! Oh
Can I get a screenshot of me killing you? Wait, what?
I did it! I am so good at this game now. Well, well, well we meet again
YOU I'll get my revenge for what you did to me last year
You wish twerp, you know how to play. It's simple, KILL
Wait, how did you get so good? No!
I did it!
I am king of slither.io!
Number one here I come
Let's see. You worm your way out of this one. Are you going to keep doing worm puns because your mom?
I'm alive!
But I’m small
How is this possible? I was beaten by that twerp!
This is impossible.
Hey, brother. We need your help. There's this snake going around killing everyone. He became number one instantly!
Who is it?
No, not him. He's the one who killed me. We need you. Out of my way!
Yo, watch it. We're plotting here! Excuse me? Don't tell me what to say!
We just did it
uh
whatever
Hey, we need your help!
We're going against Andy the biggest snake and we need all the backup we can get we need to charge his face!
And hope one of us can get him are you in? Okay?
I think he's uh...
Spanish how is he playing when he's Spanish with all these English-speaking people, honestly
I think people are watching this video as a Spanish fan dub anyways
Como esta help?
What's going on over there
End snake harm now don't eat the balls. They're part of you
If you eat the balls, you'll be a cannibal! Snake rights now! Snake rights now! Snake rights now!
You mad bro? No you are what's wrong with society!
Oh, let's just go. They're not gonna help us. I think we can stop him with just us three!
Stop!
my my
If it isn't, Dylan
I thought I killed you! You know you spawned back in this game. Right? What you're doing is wrong. Stop killing everyone!
You're not a villain like Thanos
I-I can kill whoever I want. Watch!
*growns*
NO!!!
Oh, Dylan, haven't you forgotten your own lesson to me? It's simple twerp, kill!
Me gusta
So, uh, this is awkward, wanna go annoy that snake protest? Not sure
What are you doing don't eat the balls, but I just love eating balls
Wow slither.Io can't believe I’m in this game. This is so cool. Out of my way!
Hey Rudolph, how are the new inmates?
Pretty good. They're trapped inside and either accept life in prison or die and sacrifice their balls
Let us out of here. This is inhumane
Or insnakemain, I don't know but let us out!
They won't let us ouch not unless we kill ourselves so they can eat our balls. I'm too pretty for prison
We gotta get out of here
We wouldn't be in this mess in the first place. If you never chased down that youtuber skin. I thought it was gizzy gazza
It's never gizzy gazza. Let's ask some other inmates
Excuse me. How do we get out of here?
leave
You can't leave this place unless you die
I've been here for 52 years
Why don't you just die and respawn because then the system wins?
Besides I’ve been here for too long
All I know is within this snake. We're gonna break out of prison an
Old-fashioned prison break too bad. There aren't any sewers what never mind? Well, good luck getting out of here
The only way in or out is between the head and the tail and he only opens up to bring in the father
Then that's where we'll escape. There are also guards inside the walls
How do we get past those two? Like I said, my life is within these walls I’ll distract the guards while you two escape
two
Hold on
Where's Dylan? And then I said that's not how I drop my balls
It's funny because you said balls. Dylan, what are you doing? This is my new roommate. His name is princess
Okay
We have a plan to escape. Let's go. I'll come back for you
And there goes the only light in this prison
Okay, Morgan is distracting the guards learning how to be still
To really be still and let life happen
that stillness
Becomes a radius I can listen to you talk all day. Oh say my name say my name new inmate
What's happening? No, this is wrong. You can't put me in here. No
Hey get back here. We did it. We escaped prison. I feel bad for leaving the others behind though
We'll always remember the one who sacrificed himself so we could escape. Yeah, I’m gonna miss princess, too
I meant Morgan. I wonder what princess is doing right now
Make me laugh. Uh, so
uh
What kind of snake is in a band a rattlesnake?
Yeah, that wasn't funny guard she's escaping theater what
Balls
Wow slither io
I haven't played this game in so long
Get it long snake
Too slow twerp. Hey I’ll get my revenge
Hey, hey I’m better at this game than you
Sure, whatever. You say I’ll call. Joe on you. Who's joe?
Joe isn't that scary. Does anyone want to come to my tea party? I'm so lonely
No, so close I’ll get my revenge
Why are you still following me?
Uh, I don't know. Hey wanna play tag
No, hide and seek
Sure go hide and I’ll find you
Take this that was the wrong person I’ll get my revenge
Stop I’m tired of chasing after you you'll pay for eating my balls
Dude this is how you play the game silence. Here comes my revenge
Damn oh, thanks man. You owe me
This is so humiliating. I just love having tea parties!
