- What's up ninjas?
- This is...
(upbeat music)
Slice.
(playful music)
- And Rice!
So today is Matt's birthday!
Not really, 'cause we're
filming this in advance but--
- Yeah.
- You're watching this on his birthday.
- This video,
Glory's been gassing it up,
she's like, "I got you three
things for your birthday,"
so now I been excited,
because I don't know what she got me.
- So we have three
categories of what I got him,
we kinda did this in a
Christmas video a few years ago,
but I was also inspired by
Niki and Gabi's recent video
where they did a gift exchange
and had three categories,
so, the categories are...
Romantic,
- Mhmm.
- Savage,
- Savage?
- Savage.
- Savage?
(laughs)
What you mean savage?
- And something like chill,
like something that you'll actually like.
(chuckles)
- I can't wait for the chill one.
- So we're just gonna start--
- All right come on there,
you're talking too much.
- All right close your eyes.
- Show me my gifts, yo.
- Close your eyes.
(romantic tune)
- What?
- So we're gonna get a
little frisky in here,
start with the romantic.
(laughs)
- I'm a lover baby.
- All right, you can open your eyes.
(playful music)
- Best day, roman...
(Glory laughs)
A card?
Aww, you shouldn't have.
Always gotta check for money.
- It's romantic.
- All right, romantic.
What the heck?
Oh, snap!
(laughs)
Okay, this is redeemable.
So these are ticket stubs--
- Coupons.
- Okay, so this is good for
a 10 min booty massage...
Oh, I don't know if I can read that
part.
(laughs)
- You can!
Or other body part of choice.
- Like my ashy elbows?
You can rub those.
(laughs)
- It's only good for 10 minute massage.
- 10 minutes?
- Yes!
- Grandma need longer than 10 minutes.
(laughs)
- Good for one...
What?
- Movie!
- Oh.
- You can't read?
- Okay, good for one
day of not bothering you
while you play video games.
(laughs)
Dang, that's an entire day?
- Yeah.
- I'ma wait until the new systems come up.
- Oh my god.
- And that's what I'ma
I'ma play this joint down
like a Yu-Gi-Oh card!
I'll summon this ticket!
Ahh!
And the last one...
Good for one argument win.
One argument win?
(laughs)
What's romantic about that?
- What are you talking about?
When we're in an argument,
you pop that out,
and I'll just say the words at the bottom.
Read those.
- "You're right, I'm wrong,
"I'm sorry."
(laughs)
See, here's the thing,
you are laughing right now about this,
but you know dang right,
(laughs)
if we got in an argument and you like,
"Why you doin' that?"
and I pull this joint out like...
Eh, eh, eh
(laughs)
- I would literally slit your throat.
(suspenseful tune)
I'm sorry!
This is just to be cute,
but like don't use this.
- What do you mean "don't use it?"
You gave that to me.
(laughs)
You gave me a lot of power in this,
that one walkin' around like
this is my dueling deck.
All right, eyes closed.
- All right.
(suspenseful tune)
(giggles)
This is...
Savage.
- Oh god.
(laughs)
- All right, Matty.
Open.
(laughs)
- I'm a savage?
Okay.
- All right pull it out the
bag 'cause the thing's in it.
(playful music)
- Aye yo hold up man.
- You gotta read it, you gotta read it.
- Oral-B Superfloss.
- Read the--
- Ideal for braces, bridges,
and wide spaces.
(laughs)
- Yo!
- Wide spaces like gaps!
I underlined the "wide spaces."
- She did, man!
Underlined this whole thing,
(laughs)
"wide spaces" is underlined.
Dang!
(laughs)
This thing's huge!
- That's actually a really nice gift,
that's very thoughtful.
Yeah.
- You know what,
I appreciate that because
the middle of this joint right here,
(giggles)
this gap is famous.
And you guys make sure to always remind me
especially Nicholas Blair
always reminds me in my Instagram DM's.
- He says, "Big enough to defeat Thanos?"
- But all these gap roasts in my DM's,
keep em' coming, they're funny.
The fact that it's called "Superfloss"
- Yeah, I literally
it was like yelling at me like your name,
like, "get me, get me" and
it was the only one there.
- This was yelling at you?
- Yes.
- This joint said, "Buy me!
"I'm perfect for Slice's gap!
"No one's gonna be able
to clean this teeth
"as good as me!"
(giggles)
- All right, well that's actually not it.
There's something else in the bag.
- Wait there is?
- Wait hold that thought--
- I thought I got everything?
- I have an explanation.
I put my heart and soul into
what you're about to open.
- In this bag?
- In this bag,
and I took a video of like what it took me
to get you that gift.
- What is this?
What the--
(laughs)
Ew!
What is this?
- What do you mean "ew!"
You don't even know what it is.
- Is this like one of
them Boardwalk candies?
- No, open it.
- Wait...
- Any guesses?
- Is this something to go in my...
Yo.
(giggling)
What did you just make me?
(giggling)
Teeth?
- Okay listen,
I DIY'd a set of teeth
with no gaps so you could see
what your teeth would
look like with no gap.
- What?
(laughs)
- It used to be two buck teeth
and I repainted it.
- This is very clever.
(laughs)
- You wanna see what your
teeth look like with no gap.
Put these on for the audience.
(laughs)
(cheerful tune)
- Do you still--
(laughs)
Do you still love me?
- Ew!
Look at yourself!
(laughs)
You look like the donkey from "Shrek."
I've been telling him,
I don't want him to get
like his gap removed
or like, you know his teeth straight
'cause it's one of my
favorite things about him,
and this proves that you don't
look good with regular teeth.
- Mhmm.
- You look terrible!
(laughs)
Ew!
- Here, drink it.
- So there's like paint
and Sharpie in there,
so you might want to rinse your mouth.
(laughs)
- Come on, yo!
Dang!
- Ew!
(water running)
(Matt vocalizing)
Ew!
- Why are you showing me?
- All right, ready for the last ones?
This is a chill slash
something you'll actually like gift.
- All right.
- [Glory] Close your eyes and your ears.
- And my ears?
(vocalizing)
- Open!
(suspenseful music)
- What the--
(laughs)
What is this big thing?
(laughs)
- I don't wanna cover your
face while you open it,
but you can open it now.
- For like this?
- Yes.
Take that off.
- Should I read this first?
- No.
- Yo, something big is
gonna pop outta here.
(bouncy music)
Is this a bean bag?
- Yes!
'Cause you don't have anywhere to game.
- Aww, babe.
(laughs)
- Oh, snap.
You actually bought--
- It's a Big Joe.
- You actually bought me a big--
(laughs)
- Isn't that wonderful?
- Aww, babe I love you.
Thank you so much for being so thoughtful.
- That was a really good--
- All right...
- A chill gift?
All right.
(playful music)
All right, so this says,
"You're just my Slice."
- Oh!
(laughs)
Snap!
- I didn't know which console to go with,
so I just "porque no los dos?"
'Cause lately you've
been playing a lot of 2K.
- I have been.
(laughs)
- You bought me points.
This is the most beautiful
gift you could've got me.
- I knew you'd like it.
And it kinda goes with
the chair, you know?
- It's perfect.
(laughs)
Wow.
You know what?
We need to do more videos
like this more often.
- Oh okay, yeah!
- You know what I'm sayin'?
- It should've been a gift exchange.
He never got me a gift
for my half birthday.
- I've never heard of that.
(laughs)
Never in my life.
And I wanna say thank you guys
for all the birthday wishes
that I'm pretty sure I'm getting--
(laughs)
- You're so full of yourself!
No one wished you "happy birthday" yet!
(laughs)
- Well I know that they will
when they see this video.
Thank you for wishing me "happy birthday"
on my Instagram.
(laughs)
- And the comments down below.
- In the comments
down below.
- What was your favorite category?
What was your favorite category?
- The thought of everything was--
- Pretty good.
- You know, high five.
That was my savage gift.
Ha!
No I'm just kidding.
(screams)
(laughs)
Gosh!
But this was really cool guys.
If you guys wanna see, and
it's pretty funny and gross,
Glory farted in a jar,
and gave it to me as a gift.
- [Glory] Like legit.
- And we will see y'all in the next video.
I'll have the Slice!
- I got the Rice!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Happy birthday!
(children cheering)
