shooting another movie
 called "Girls Trip,"
starring Queen Latifah,
  Jada Pinkett Smith,
 Regina Hall,
  and myself,
   Tiffany Haddish.
 Ahhh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, wow.
  Casey:
Applause Break -- 2 points.
A yellow card
for excessive name-dropping.
  When you go do something like
that, are you immediately like,
 "I need to make friends
 with these powerful women"?
   I ended up taking
  Jada Pinkett Smith
and Will Smith
on a swamp tour
  on a Groupon and...
 [ Laughter ]
Joke & Laugh -- 2 points.
  The Pinkett-Smiths
could not afford a swamp tour?
   First off, they asked me
   what I was doing.
   I was like, "I'm going on
this swamp tour on a Groupon."
  They were like, "Oh, you're
going all by yourself?"
  I was like,
"Yeah, all by myself."
They were like,
   "We should go with you."
And I was like, "Y'all can come
   with me if you want to."
  So, I pull up to the hotel,
   thinking
 I'm just gonna drop my little
$20-a-day rental off...
 [ Laughter ]
   ...and just jump
 in the car with them.
   No. Will Smith comes
   running out the building,
 jumps in the back seat
 of my $20-a-day rental,
  and I'm like, "Oh, shoot!"
 [ Laughter ]
  "What is going on?!"
  He's like, "Go, go, go!"
   And Jada's like,
 "Oh, my God.
 These windows aren't tinted.
  I don't feel safe."
  I was like, "Really, Jada?
You're from Baltimore, bitch."
 [ Laughter ]
 Joke & Laugh -- 2 points.
Drink onstage -- 3 points.
   Mind you, I'm driving on
 the steering wheel like this,
   like an old lady.
 [ Laughter ]
   And Jada's like,
   "What's wrong with you?"
And I'm, like,
  thinking to myself,
 "Man, I got to be on
 the steering wheel like this,
   'cause I got $280 million
   in the back seat
  of my car."
  I do not want to be
   the chick on TMZ
  who killed
 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
   [ Laughter and applause ]
