(oh hey look, new intro)
welcome to baking simulator
can't believe it took me this long
to play a game
about making cakes
*wapoosh*
good lord
add all ingredients to bowl
OK, I can do that
why are you spinning?
without me doing anything?
how do I do?
how d- how do I do?
oh
are you serious?
I control ha-
are you serious?
aw no!
I control hands individually
I can't control both at the same time
this is not good
aw no-o-o!
OK, so what to we need to do?
*reading from instructions* How to Bake Cake
wooo! so excited
Add all ingredients t' bowl
you don't add it- the ingredients to the bowl
person who wrote this is Irish
Put bowl int' oven
Nom.
you'd think there's a bit more to it
*wapoosh*
OK
so we're gonna get a bit of left hand action going on
ach- OK, hmhm
let me just get up
a bit forward
ah, this control is like a donkey!
and how do I bring the hand down?
I ju- *laughs*
*laughs again*
this is so weird!
OK, um, grab
grab the sugar
ah, I opened the oven
I didn't mean to
the oven sounded like a squeaky squaky bird
does it tell me anywhere
here- how many ingredients I need
like
4 cups of sugar
5 eggs
cuz the cake- OH
it says it at the top of the screen
oops *giggles*
I'm sorry
*wapoosh*
the sugar might be through my hands
but that's fine
we're baking a cake
not trying to give people diabetes
*weird scream*
 
1 gram more
1- 1 gram more?
why
aah! I dropped the sugar into the bowl!
nooooooo
why is this a thing that's happening
noooo
what is wrong with your fingers?
Oh my gawd!
are you OK?
you look like something from Wallace and Gromit
that's it mr. novelty fingers
*wapoosh*
oh
OK
so that's how we're grabbing this
you grabbed everything!
noooo!
stop that!
why is the butter stuck to my hand?
and the egg!
*laughs*
I can't get rid of them!
olol- lololo-lolol-olol-lolo-lolol-olol
*eggs cracking mysteriously*
what?! (confused Jack)
where did my bowl go?
*wapoosh*
yeeeess
yeeess open mr. oven
show me, your bakey goodness
this isn't gonna work is it?
oh please for the love of Jim Belushi's nipples!
master baker supreme *something*
*cheering*
MAA! MAAA I made a cake!
and they said it was good!
not like yours
they don't kill rats like yours do
*interesting version of "I'm everywhere" by "Teknoaxe"
How to be a boss
do everything on the list
also PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS
ok, bye!
*black screen*
