- How much farther is it?
- Ask again and I'll hex you.
- I'm being practical.
It's dusk and crossing
this swamp took forever.
- Nothing can go wrong
when we're together.
- That's historically incorrect.
- We're here!
- Whoa!
I can taste the colors of the sky.
They're so vibrant and sour.
- This is surprisingly nice.
- Yeah yeah, so incredible, wow.
- [Creeper] Are you
worried about the golem?
- [Enderman] I'm always
worried about the golem.
- Nah, he's a pretty chill dude.
I'm more concerned about why
the village is full of zombies.
- [Both] Zombies?
- I've always wanted to
visit a zombie village
and try their ghoul-ash. (laughs)
- No frackin' way.
They'll kill us.
- (laughs) Let them try.
- We should set up camp.
There's a good place to
shelter to the South.
Ah, slate.
Not again.
You can't just mosey into the village.
- Why not?
- They're zombies!
We'll be attacked.
They hit first, ask questions never.
- We're going into that village
whether you like it or not.
- How about a compromise?
(Enderman moans)
(Creeper speaks gibberish)
- You were right, this is brilliant.
- [Creeper] Is that a wizard house?
- Time to go a-thieving!
- I bet the wizard has skulker
boxes full of curiosities.
- Don't go into that menacing mansion!
Buh?
- The midnight hour is close at hand.
- 10 outta 10.
Let's all go inside now.
- Wow, that was a quick turn around.
(intense music)
(metal clanks)
- (whistles) Look at that detailing.
The creative use of materials.
Whoever built this definitely plays on PC.
- [Witch] Time to explore.
- Do you think the wizard
was turned into a zombie too?
- I think the wizard
abandoned this village.
He could've saved them.
- It's the wizard!
(Wizard grunts)
Where is your hidden treasure?
- I'm no wizard!
I'm just trying to survive
the zombie apocalypse!
- Tell us what you know, wizard.
- I am not the wizard.
- Don't look at me.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
- Did you see that?
Did you see?
He threatened me.
- It's okay.
Let's all calm down.
- WHere's the wizard?
- He has a secret study along
the edge of the great desert.
I can show you, please don't kill me.
(Enderman growls)
- At least it's not a total loss.
- I'm sorry.
You know how I feel
about direct eye contact.
- [Both] Oh!
- Oh no.
♪ We're off to kill the wizard ♪
- The wonderful wizard of our doom.
(light upbeat music)
