Have you ever had Mormon missionaries come
to your door or approach you while you were
busy?
Here are some quick phrases you can say that
will send them quickly on their way.
Number one: Tell me about Joseph Smith's thirty-three
wives?
Number two: Which of God the Father's wives
is your heavenly mother and why can't you
pray to her?
Number three: Why does the Book of Mormon
say that dark skin is a curse from god?
Number four: I like gay sex.
Number five: Show me your garments and I'll
show you mine.
Number six: Tell me about the massacre at
Mountain Meadows when Mormons killed 120 unarmed
men, women, and children.
Number seven: How did Joseph Smith get the
Book of Abraham from an Egyptian funerary
script?
Number eight: How did Joseph Smith use his
peep stone to translate the Book of Mormon?
I heard it involved a top hat.
Number nine: I'm a feminist and will only
listen to female leaders.
Number ten: If Native Americans are the descendants
of Lehi, why does their DNA indicate they
are of Asian descent and not Jewish?
