 
Thomas Jefferson, The third President of the United States
decides to invite the English ambassador to the White House for dinner
and dinner was like a super important thing
like a lot of important decisions were made at dinner back then
and the English ambassador whose name was Murry
thinks that this dinner is in his honor so
he like shows up to D.C like decked out
he's got like gold braid, and a hat with a plume, and a sword
its like crazy, and he also brings his wife.
So they go up to the white house, and they knock on the door
but no one answers so they just kinda
show themselves in, and they find Thomas Jefferson
in the oval office, in his pajamas
like with his feet up on the desk, he's just
he's just chillin and he's like "oh, hey guys whats up?"
and Murry and his wife are like "uh hey we're here
um... and stuff blah blah" and he's like "ok that's cool
uh why don't you come back at seven and we can have our dinner"
so they're like "ok yeah sure"
and they come back to the White House later
and they're still fully decked out, they're very formal
and Thomas Jefferson is wearing pantaloons and ankle shoes
which is commoners clothing, like if you didn't know
that he was the president of the united states
you would have thought that he was some farmer.
and Murry and his wife thinks its pretty weird
they're like "eh... he's the president and wasn't he
ambassador to France so like he knows how to
dress like appropriately but ok whatever"
so they all go to the dinning room to see that
James Madison, and the Ambassadors to Spain and France were already there
but England and France were at war at the time
and this was like a big no no, like you did not
invite warring people to dinner, there was a saying
"Don't invite enemies to break bread
lest they break heads"
so both of they ambassadors are like freaking out
they're like "what are you doing here?"
"what are you doing here?" "you suck"
"your country sucks" "you suck blah blah"
and Jefferson's like "guys stop it's cool, I'm sorry
my bad, but why don't we be just like mature people
and we can still have a good dinner" and they're like
"ok fine."
so then what was supposed to happen was that
the host, Jefferson, was gonna take the guest of honor
or Murry's wife to come sit at the seat of honor
to his right, cuz it was like a big whole very important thing
But that's not what happened.
Jefferson goes up to Dolly Madison, his best friend
James Madison's wife, and walks her to the seat of honor instead
and Dolly Madison tells Jefferson "like yo, I don't think
you should do this, you should probably take Murry's wife"
and Jefferson's like "nah I like you, it's cool it'll be fine"
and the ambassador to Spain's wife gets all freaked out
she's like "Oh my god, this is going to start a war!"
like this is how serious this seat was
so by now the English are pretty insulted, they're like
"we came over here, from England, with our fancy clothes
thinking that we are the guests of honor, and you show up in pantaloons
you invite the French and you dishonor us in front of everyone
and we know you know proper dinner etiquette because you were ambassador to France
like whats up Jefferson?" and Jefferson's like "eh
it's fine, this is just how we do things now days, I'm sorry
I didn't think it was a big deal, but oh well."
so eventually they all sit down, but the English are still pretty pissed
like Murry's Wife is insulting the food, she's like "your food sucks
and your palace sucks and its like half built
and you suck and you suck and you suck"
and Jefferson's just sitting at the head of the table
enjoying everyone's discomfort.
after dinner James Madison walks up to Murry and says
"you know, I'm sorry I know that must have been pretty insulting
why don't you come over to my place and have dinner there to make up for this one
and he agrees.
so the next weekend the go over to Madison's
but James Madison does the same exact thing.
