Here we have Prince Harry and Meghan arriving down under.
Hazza is like “how long do we have to stay in this country?”
Security says “let’s look into that for the Prince please.”
When entering Australia you have to give us your credit card number
and some bit coins. Meghan has to do it too.
It’s a new law. Everyone has to comply.
The Governor-General says “have you heard of Skippy?"
"This is the real Skippy from the hit TV show.”
Meghan is thinking “I’m pretty sure it’s not”
but she gracefully accepts the rodent.
Haz is gifted a pair of Ugg Boots that were put in the dryer
and unfortunately they shrunk.
Meghan asks if Skippy can be donated to the Salvation Army.
The Prime Minister sits down with the royals
and commences a campaign to convince them he’s not a cunt.
The opposition leader quickly offers a rebuttal.
Now it’s time to head out to the bush for a little bit of hiking.
Hazza reveals that a new sign has been put up...
That’s pretty bloody exciting for us taxpayers.
This indigenous fella says “can
we have our country back?”
Harry replies “I’ll talk to Liz.”
He gets a relaxing outback foot massage, but he’s paranoid.
He thinks the leaves are poisoned, so he washes off the eucalyptus.
Old mate Blinky Bill is thinking “who are these wankers?"
"Why are they touching me?”
Harry looks paranoid again.
Perhaps he’s wondering if the Koala
is a secret assassin who opposes the monarchy.
To be honest, I wouldn’t trust this dickhead. He’s up to something.
Here comes one of Meghan’s first ever ribbon cuts.
And she smashes it!
Harry yells out “abracadabra!” There’s a plaque!
This bloke is like “fuck yeah!”
What’s under the blanket this time?
Yep, it’s another sign and/or plague.
In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia we like foreign people to do manual labour for us.
Helping feed the cows is very important.
They are the future of McDonald’s.
If you want to live like common people, if you want to do whatever common people do
then you need to ride the trams of Melbourne.
This looks like a good day to do it because there’s just private school kids on there.
There’s no drunkards or racist fuck-knuckles.
Here Hazza is like “have you
seen my Akubra hat?"
"It’s made from crocodile.”
These performers at the Sydney opera house were not ready to do a show.
But they said “fuck it, let’s improvise some random shit."
"We can do a few handstands and a bunch of spinny kicks."
"Bloody make it up.”
I reckon this pair of budgie smugglers was the best gift given.
If the prince wears these around
the palace
Meghan will be preggas with a second kid in no time.
There he is walking up the
harbour bridge.
It’s only him and Will Smith who give a shit about doing this.
Here he is walking down the harbour bridge.
Overall, it was a top notch visit down under.
This little legend is like “Don’t go."
"You’re me new best mates. Just stay here."
"Australia’s way better than England."
"You can crash at my place."
"Ooooo that’s a soft beard. Such a soft ginger beard.”
