mary what about you
yeah mary who would you marry
i dont i dont really
i cant honestly i cant even entertain 
i can’t answer that right now
(Audience laughs)
right now right n— 
right
wait why
she’s “grieving”
um i just lost my husband
oh so you liked him??
(Audience laughs)
i loved him
but you didnt like
you didnt like hate him 
you dont like hate him?
i loved him
even though he like
even though he like shot himself 
and killed himself
like while you were taking 
a shower in the other room?
like you don’t resent him a little bit?
like even just a 
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil biiiiii
(Audience laughs)
shut up. y’all this is cruel
it isn’t cruel
we’re not trying to be cruel
yeah like were just trying to 
honestly asking the question
yeah like truly with no judgment 
like i am truly genuinely curious
you don’t harbor any feelings of
resentment or like hate?
like you don’t hate him 
like actively hate him like despise him
look just because you both have had years
to process and compartmentalize 
your feelings for him
in a small or large-sized box of hate
that you exhibit freely
i don’t have that
he was my husband last week
he was alive last week
we do have a couple years of 
hindsight on you
decades actually 
i have decades of hindsight
give it time.
you’ll hate him soon enough.
(Audience laughs)
do y’all think you’re better than me?
because you like “found it out first?”
am i like the dumb naive one?
no
you're just the Last Wife
– just like i’m the First Wife
– and i’m the Third Wife
we all fall into our roles
yours is the last
you also like get the money
i get the notoriety
i don’t get anything
no hadley,
you get everything
no i’m like
i’m literally penniless and it’s chill
(Audience laughs)
