FOLKS MY FIRST GUEST HAS BEEN
FIGHTING
THE DECEPTICONS FOR A DECADE.
NOW, HE'S BACK IN "TRANSFORMERS:
THE LAST KNIGHT."
>> HOLD YOUR FIRE!
HOLD IT.
>> THE MILITARY DOESN'T WANT TO
JUST WAIT.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT.
IT'S A NEW WORLD ORDER NOW AND
THESE GUYS ARE CALLING THE
SHOTS.
>> ALL THEY WANT IS A HOME, AND
YOU KNOW IT.
YOU PUSH THEM ASK THEY PUSH
RIGHT BACK.
ME AND MY CREW ARE ROLLING OUT
OF HERE.
LET'S GO.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TOUCH US.
>> NEGATIVE DECEPT CONACTIVITY.
>> STAND FAST.
DROP YOUR GUNS.
>> YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
SHOOT?
I'M A BIG OLD TARGET.
WUSSES.
>> WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?
THEY'RE ALL BAD.
>> NO, THEY'RE NOT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JOSH
DUMEL!
( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: COME ON UP.
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THEATER YOU
HAVE HERE.
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO
WASH EVERYBODY AT HOME.
I JUST WANT TO WARM EVERYBODY AT
HOME.
WE DIDN'T SWITCH PLACES.
THAT'S JOS JOSH DUHAMEL.
I'M AT THE DESK.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, THE
FIRST-- THE WORLD IS COMING TO
AN END IN THIS MOVIE, RIGHT?
>> THE WORLD IS ALWAYS COMING
TOAB END IN THESE MOVIE S.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER'S
HAIR LOOKS FANTASTIC THERE.
>> I WAS THINKING THE SAME
THING.
>> Stephen: MARK WAHLBERG'S
HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE, BUT YOU
HAVE LOFT.
YOU HAVE CONTROL.
>> I'M A COLONEL NOW.
>> Stephen, OF COURSE, YOU'RE
A COLONEL.
YOU'RE COLONEL WILLIAM LENNOX.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
YOU'RE FROM THE--
>> DAKOTAS.
>> Stephen: THE TRANSFORMER
REACTION FORCE.
>> YES, I AM, I AM, AS A MATTER
OF FACT.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS REACT.
YOU PLAY THE COLONEL-- YOU REACT
TO THE TRANSFORMERS WHEN THEY
SHOW UP.
>> I'M PART OF THE CREW TASKED
WITH LIPINATING ALL TRANSFORMERS
FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
>> Stephen: EVEN THE AUTOBOT?
>> EVEN THE AUTOBOT.
>> Stephen: EVEN THE
BUMBLEBEE.
>> VICON FLICTS WITH IT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE CONFLICT
WITH THE AUTOBOTS?
>> I'M WORKING AS A DOUBLE
AGENT.
>> Stephen: DON'T TELL ME
ANYMORE!
DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE!
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF,
STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: WHAT.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF.
I HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH
THESE AUTOBOTS.
>> Stephen: WHAT KNIGHT, WHAT
IS IT "THE LAST KNIGHT?"
IS THERE AUTOBOT JOUSTING IN
THIS?
WHY IS THERE-- WITHOUT GIVING
TOO MUCH AWAY?
WHY NOT.
>> IT SORT OF IS MEANT TO SHOW
HOW MUCH THEY'VE BEEN INVOLVED
IN HUMAN HISTORY, THE --
>> Stephen: THE AUTOBOTS HAVE
BEEN AROUND FAIR WHILE?
>> THE TRANSFORMERS IN GENERAL.
THERE'S A LOT OF MYTHOLOGY IN
THIS WHEREON.
IT REALLY FOCUSED ON HOW
IMPACTFUL THEY HAVE BEEN IN
CERTAIN INTGRAIL MOMENT S.
>> Stephen: I HEARD THERE'S
KING ARTHUR IN THIS.
DID I GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY?
TELL ME THE ENTIRE MOVIE AND
LEAVE NOTHING OUT.
>> WE ANSWER VERY IMPORTANT
QUESTIONS LIKE HOW STONEHEDGE
GOT THERE.
>> Stephen: LET ME GUESS,
TRANSFORMERS.
I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB
AND SAY ALIEN ROBOTZ.
>> IT'S NOT ONLY ENTERTAINING
BUT IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE BEING BAD
TO YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU DON'T
TAKE THEM, PARENTS.
MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, OBVIOUSLY.
HOW MICHAEL BAY DOES THIS MOVIE
GET?
>> THIS IS VERY MUCH MICHAEL
BAY.
>> Stephen: FULL BAY?
>> HE IS FULL BAY.
HE IS FULL BAY.
>> Stephen: THESE MOVIES SCARE
ME A LITTLE BIT.
>> THEY DO.
AND I TOOK MY THREE-YEAR-OLD, BY
THE WAY.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A PICTURE.
>> I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
>> Stephen: OKAY IF WE SHOW
YOU RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS YOU, YOUR LOVELY WIFE,
FERGIE, AND YOUR SON AXLE RIGHT
THERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON.
SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON.
>> SHE REALLY IS.
>> Stephen: YOU TOOK AXLE?
HE'S THREE.
>> I FIGURED IT'S THE LAST TIME
I WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE HIM TO
ONE OF THESE MOVIES.
HE LOVES TRANSFORMERS.
>> Stephen: WHY THE LAST TIME
GIDON'T KNOW IF THERE ARE GOING
TO BE ANY MORE TRANSFORMERS, AT
LEAST WITH ME.
>> Stephen: DON'T EVEN JOKE
ABOUT THAT, JOSH.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SUCH A
SOFT SPOT.
BUT THANK YOU.
I FIGURED THIS PLIEIVET TIME
THEY GET A CHANCE TO TAKE HIM TO
ONE OF THESE MOVIES, EVEN THOUGH
HE'S NOT EVEN FOUR YEARS OLD
YET.
IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE A
NIECE AND NEPHEW WHO ARE TWINS
AND ARE EIGHT AND THEY FELL
ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH THE
MOVIE.
WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF IS ALMOST
IMPOSSIBLE.
WHICH, IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE
MOVIE IT IS LOUD.
AND THEY WERE OUT COLD.
MY LITTLE BOY STAYED UP EATING
POPCORN AND WATCH FROM 9:00 TO
11:30 AT NIGHT.
I KNOW, I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
>.>> Stephen: THESE MOVIES ARE
EXTRAORDINARILY LOUD.
THAT'S PART OF THEIR DRAW FOR
ME.
THAT'S THE SCARY PART FOR ME.
I SAW, WHAT'S THE ONE "REVENGE
OF THE FALLEN?"
>> THAT WAS MY THIRD ONE.
>> Stephen: IT WAS ONLY THE
SECOND MOVIE.
>> NO, THAT WAS THE THIRD MOVIE.
>> Stephen: "REVENGE OF THE
FALLEN I THINK IT WAS THE SECOND
MOVIE."
"DARK OF THE MOON" WAS THE THIRD
MOVIE.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Stephen: I'VE WATCHED THESE
MOVIES.
I HAVE SEEN THESE MOVIES.
I HAVE CHILDREN.
I HAVE TWO BOYS.
I HAVE SEEN THESE MOVIES.
THE LIGHTS COME UP ON THE SCREEN
AND WE SEE SOME SCENE AND THE
SOUND HASN'T EVEN COME ON YET
AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS LOUD."
I CAN HEAR HOW HIGH THE SPEAKERS
ARE TURNED.
>> THI IT IS AN ASSAULT TO THE
SENSES, THESE MOVIES.
I HAVE TO SAY, WHILE WE WERE
SHOOTING IT I WAS CONFUSED.
I REMEMBER ASKING WAHLBERG, "SO,
WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW?
ARE WE 50,000 FEET ABOVE THE
EARTH OR 2,000 FEET BELOW THE
SEA."
HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, IT'S DAY 84.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YET, YOU'RE
NEVER GOING TO KNOW."
IN OTHER WORDS, HE HAD NO IDEA,
EITHER.
>> Stephen: I SUPPOSE A LOT OF
IT IS IS BIG GREEN ROOMS.
>> IT WAS AS EXCITING BEHIND THE
SCENES AS IT WAS ON SCREEN.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU ACTING
WITH PING-PONG BALL OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?
>> TENNIS BALL S.
>> Stephen: OH, THEY HAVE THE
TENNIS BALL TECHNOLOGY NOW WELL,
YOU INQUIRED IN YOUR OWN LIFE
OPERATIONAL SITUATIONAL
AWARENESS.
YOU, AND AGAIN, YOUR LOVELY
WIFE, FERGIE HERE, YOU'RE
PAPARAZZI BAIT.
YOU'RE GOLD.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMING AFTER
YOU.
WHERE IS THE STRK STRANGEST
PLACE THEY HAVE CAUGHT YOU OR
TRIED TO TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH?
>> THEY WERE ACTUALLY IN THE
BEDROOM.
NO, I'M KIDDING.
THEY WEREN'T.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOME RATINGS GOLD RIGHT NOW.
>> I WOULD SAY CHURCH.
CHURCH SEEMS A LITTLE BIT OFF
LIMITS TO ME.
>> Stephen: THEY WENT INTO
CHURCH?
>> NO, I DON'T THINK THEY WENT
INTO CHURCH, BUT THEY WAIT
OUTSIDE, EVEN THOUGH WE TRY TO
SORT OF NOT LET THEM ON TO THE
PROPERTY THEY STILL MAKE THEIR
WAY THERE.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE WAITING
FOR YOU TO GO IN AND OUT OF
CHURCH.
>> YEAH, WHICH IS AWKWARD
BECAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR OBVIOUS
REASONS AND YOU WALK OUT AND
IT'S JUST KIND OF-- IT'S A
LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT DOESN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT.
DOESN'T KANYE SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT IN ONE OF HIS SONGS.
>> Stephen: KANYE.
ABOUT GATING OUTSIDE OF A
CHURCH?
>> HE HAS LYRICS IN ONE OF HEZ
SONGS.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD INVITE
THEM INTO THE CHURCH AND SAY,
"YOU'RE ALL SINNERS, WHY DON'T
YOU COME HERE."
>> LAST WEEK AT CHURCH AXLE'S
SUNDAY SCHOOL CHURCH SAID, " I
ASKED THEM TO LEAVE.
SHE INVITED THEM IN.
SHE SAID, "WE WOULD PREFER YOU
NOT TAKE PICTURES OUTSIDE, BUT,
PLEASE, COME IN."
AND THEY SCATTER GLD THAT'S LIKE
HOLY WATER FROM THE DEVIL.
LISTEN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR "THE
LAST KNIGHT" AND TO SEE HOW LOUD
IT GETS THIS TIME.
>> IT'S A SPECTACLE, THIS MOVIE.
YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO SEE
IT.
AGAIN, I HAVE CHILDREN.
>> YES, THEY'LL DRAG YOU TO IT.
>> Stephen: LISTEN, LET'S GO
TO CHURCH SOME TIME.
>> LET'S DO IT, BUDDY.
>> Stephen: "TRANSFORMERS: THE
LAST KNIGHT" IS IN THEATERS NOW.
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JUSTIN BARTHA.
STICK AROUND.
