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Is this thing on?
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Everything everything's recording I-I got my webcam going...
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Dudes welcome back to uh...
This is my first game play in like four months and...
Crainer is dancing...
go figure So
Dudes like I said
I haven't recorded a video game
in almost four months so bear with me
if I break stuff
Russell...
Try to make it look good.
Yeah, as you could tell in my last video my lips were all red
I still don't even know how to do my lights right I look terrible and my head looks terrible. Don't judge me so
So dudes again. Thanks for sticking with me
We're playing fortnite today a lot of you guys have been asking crainer to play with me some fortnite
So let's do this. This is the only game. I really been playing since I left so
Hopefully I'm still good. Let's do this
(Intro music)
(Tobu - Such Fun)
Crainer?
Ian?
He-hellah hello (Crainer): ho hi bro. I'm a fish look at me
it has been so long where have you been my whole life? Where've you been dude?
Okay, okay Crainer now what we're doing today
Okay I know you wanted to play a fortnite with me so what I want you to do first change your skin. Why?
Take off your skin. I'm not gonna change my skin dude i'm a fish
Listen to what I'm saying listen to what I'm saying. Yeah, when people see no skinned players
They take it eas- they take it easy on them because they're noobs, trust me (Crainer): but i am a noob i- ok
I know, do it dude, It's fun. Okay. I'll be uh
there we go
No complete new ski, it's a guaranteed win in fortnight, clickbait *Air horns blow* Okay there we go
Let's do it, all right Crainer where we going I do, your- you're the you're the professional youtuber. What do we do?
How do we do things? do you want to die fast or do you want to try and win?
*Laughs*
What do you mean die fast dude?
wel- If we want to land tilted towers, I mean we're probably gonna die fast
You know I'm saying? we're going tilted towers, Let's do it.
We won't die dude, Okay,  c'mon c'mon
we're professional minecraft youtubers
Okay, I'm ready. Are you ready? alright going in, going in, going in, going in
Tilted  tow- Aren't to or if they aren't they blowing this thing up soon with like a meteor or something
I think they're like rumors about it, but I don't know if it's true, dude
Aren't you aren't you didn't you change all three of your channels to fortnight?
No, I thought that's what you did. I played it like a complan sighs dude stop, babe, okay?
Okay, we're okay. There you why okay? Why is your name crane or 1422 were you born in 1422?
No, I just like you know Kenny here on the top building. Okay, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue
But what are you talking about, bro?
Science dude, it's sighs. Okay stop, dude
Okay, I got guns. I got guns. I got guns you have guns yeah
I'm never gonna take this take this take this take it take this I take you cross me out. Dude hurry, dude
It's been a while. I don't know how to play my crafts anymore. It's not minecraft yet
Just because we build it's not minecraft. What is I thought we play minecraft? This sense? Where does minecraft look like this?
Crane I got a full shield ok ok I'm breaking palace and breaking pal so we can kill stuff you ready to kill stuff
I'm ready. I'm ready. You don't have a shotgun. This is not good Craner
I mean you could get in mine, but then I don't have one ok somebody's up there building to the south
Where it can't borrow it you can get it come here here, Jess. I got shotgun ok good
I put that there alright dude argued. This is tilted towers. Are you tilting shots shots on that north north northwest?
Dude, whoa you're going hand bro, boo. We have to kill everything. Do you need a shotgun here take the green shotgun?
I don't like that one. Okay, come on kill stop
You're making me paddy ball that I already used to do in this game, dude like I'm panicked constantly. I'm always sweating
Are you sweating - don't sweat?
Got a gross huh, it is just probably take a shower. Oh, I hear people is that at us
No, okay, okay? Let's go right across from boss. Dude. Are you sure you want to do this? Yes. Yes. Yes, I am
Hey, why are you so confident? It's making me even more nervous than if you weren't confident I
Think they're in this building in that building
Going in are they up or down. Haha Louis Rainier was in this building
Got him got him got her in say today. He thought he died
Calm down Craner, it's not not hi. Okay. Well. I got a drink this
I got a drink this give me like five years two years later. Okay. I'm drinking this hold on
There's somebody close to us, too. I'm still drinking dude. I'm still drunk. You're still drinking geez dude. I'm thirsty
Obama's I hear him, okay. I want two shotguns. I want two shotguns who did you get a chest oh?
So we got a chest somebody got a chest in our building how dare they oh right here breaking your build
You good he went downstairs he went downstairs. See oh shit. I hit shutter than once almost dad oh
That's two people dude. I got him. I got one. I got one. I got one
Nice, you got oh, dude
Sit down
Is that your new thing is that what people say when they kill people is that your new thing?
Oh another chug chug, you've what's up with the chug jokes today. I don't know, but I'm loving it dude all right all right
Oh, Oh, she'll chill drink
uh-uh uh-uh hobos Felix
And okay, I have six minis and 1sheeld dude. How do you have okay? Give me a couple of those biddies. What the crap?
You're just two bolts on yourself. No. They're mine
Gave me any good you got to give me $100 per Minnie
No, did have him any videos in four months pay me no dude. That's not my issue
I didn't make you not make videos. Okay. What do we do?
We're thinking everybody it's up the towers like that. We're in the zone. Hey, let's just chill dude so if it's ours
It's ours dude if we take till two towers. I think we overtook till two towers, bro. I
Guess we win the game do you wanna go to the next game just back out there next now. Oh my gosh
Alright, so what what do you like more? Do you like the three round bursts? AR or the single tap I?
Prefer the purse because I can miss shots and still kill people
Yeah
Like with the other one you actually have to reload it with this one. You just keep going until you hit something
You know okay? I got it. I think I had a chest dude. Did you?
let ah
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We're that
95 I hit him twice, I got 2 headshots on him I
Think there's somebody in the building. Yeah, there is there is there is oh?
Right there. I got him got him got him. The other guy's extremely let the other guys extremely lit oh
We got a pulled chalk dude, okay?
I got him. I got a both got a both gotta both good job. Dude. Oh, my goodness. You are my Savior
I will kiss you now. Don't kiss me whatever you do don't kiss me. That's gross. Oh, there's a first-aid kit out here
I'll bring it to you. Oh, I need that I need that I need that
Take it take it take it first take it drink it drink the first aid kit
Dude, drink the fourth down kiss go bomb dude. No drink the first-aid kit dress it. It's at the bottom
Nothing changes with you. What do you mean nothing take this with me, right?
Here right here right here in the house in the house in the house
Maybe because you say so many words at once do any due process
You know I don't know how to speak. I'm a I'm a I'm bandaging up
Oh, we gotta go the zone is so far away. Oh no
Really, I'm gonna take that I mean yeah. I'm gonna take the blue single shot instead of the three round bursts
Yeah, I'm going with you. Okay. You come with me cheston's go to this chat
Let me get the chair them and get the sniper rifle in here
It's just nyah. Nope I
Want the sniper dude can you hold can you?
Dang it
You took you took my little bouncy grenades you want the bow seized no go ahead
Are you sure are you gonna die with them?
Maybe I can't dude I can't promise anything
All I'm doing is playing a game and having fun, dude
Dude, this is like the worst place to walk through you do know that right is it why because?
Everybody can just like sit up on the mountain to shoot down at us, dude
Step
You actually managed to stop me
No
As you said nothing changes with me
You're still trolling me dude something purple up there you see that I think that's gone is that a silenced pistol
Big it's a beagle. Dude. Maybe is it a deagle. Yeah, it's a vehicle
Should I should I'm taking the deal? I'm taking the deagle. I'm taking it
I'm taking if you hit somebody with that thing they dude
Yeah, if I hope you hit him in the in the foot you gotta hit him in the foot, dude
Yeah, if you had him in the foot there Gaddis guarantee if you hit him in the head it does less damage
Yeah, that's a fact
Your brakes on your foot, dude
Maybe you're you see that giant structure up there. I'm kind of scared that people might be Ian, can you stop?
Okay, okay, where are we going? I'm following you dude. Okay? You think there's people up there. I see loot up there
We're still kind of far from the zone
Yeah, we really need to get a move on dude
Okay, I'm following you you're 19 players left. How many kills you have - I have three with five kills, dude
Well aren't we supposed to get more if we go to Tilted
Yeah, but I guess maybe not that many people went this time. You know what you know what dude what?
That makes me
This is a game about listening and being in the moment okay?
Alrighty, we got this we got this you got to believe you run in front of me. You know
What the crap you're doing? Oh, there's a care package east ECC's. We want to go for that thing. I don't know dude oh
I was harvesting trees, dude. We play Minecraft for a living
You know what Ian this game makes me extra paranoid. Okay? Okay? I get that I think people over here
165 yep, yep people oh, I see em I see me soon, okay
We run behind room behind room behind follow me follow me follow me. I'm a doctor. I'm following
You just call me darling. No. I'm a doctor
195 right next to me ish okay
See him. Nope. It's right there. Oh the zones coming in
He's gonna I saw him I saw myself do we get in the zone get this home get this home
Okay
I'm scared hold me I
Don't care about the soul right now again. Oh no
Ronny it run I
Hate son rap okay, run River Run got him. Okay okay run run run. Hey you're blocking me probably
Okay, okay. We kill them. We kill him. We can't look at a head. Okay. Do you have Hugh like?
Yeah, I have fall minis. Okay. Okay. Do you have any bandages? Oh? I see somebody at 120
Okay, okay, hold on. Let me reload
120
120 and s/ii I see him I see him I see him dude. I need heal so bad
Oh, you're almost dead dude ooh. They probably had some loot out there in the storm
I don't know if you want to try and go out there. I don't have heals to do it somebody out in this dog
I'm going oh
No
Oh
Oh, I saw, you blocked me off into storm. Okay. I did oh I did dude. I am so low
This is a horrible idea. Why did you tell me to do this?
heels out there I
Came back. Oh. Oh okay, okay? We're good. We're good. We're good
Do you have any heels they all over that no, I don't I only have these blue parts dude. Okay, okay?
You're damn right over there, dude. Oh, yeah behind me. Oh crap somebody
Did you kill him?
not yet, oh
Oh, oh, let me get those heels. Let me get those heels. Sorry
Okay, okay, um um
Yeah, I know wait a chug-chug that's a slurp, dude. Oh, I'm sorry. I almost look it wrong. I'm sorry. I'm nervous
Do you know how to English? I guess really anxious well played this game dudas doctor my health
Well over there yep
Remember, I told you about those guys. They have a freaking fault now, dude
Oh, yeah, the four to port port afford four to porta potti
15
North
You want to say
Oh, we should actually go into the circle. It's kind of slow though
Okay, I'm going in anyway. Dude. You're crazy. You're crazy. You ain't I'm at a pretty bad. Spot. Oh, they're pushing they're pushing I
had shot over there I
Had shot him let's go in I'm pushing on pushing pushing yeah
You take damage okay behind you moment
Where is he he's right here. I can top oh crap. I'm stuck
We got it nice, okay, okay, we're good we're good give any mini ska give any minis, dude
Hit oh, I've heels -
We got a fun
Day the brandy to bring these we need sir, Rob dude hello
Good run I
Bring you things
I'm bringing things with me. I don't care
I got a sniper gold yeah, I got a fall upon. What do we want to do with these things, okay?
Do you have do you have minis?
No, I just gave you all my minis. Do it how am I supposed to carry everything Craner? I'm not your work mule
You I saw a fall apart. I had to grab it. Okay. Don't judge. Hey you
Okay, hold on let me drink this and then we go there's eight players left Craner
I know. I don't know so don't remind me okay. I got it. I did it all right. What do we?
Doing good did I get nervous?
This guy guy 1 6 550
Crap they see us ok run this way run this way run this way ok. I'm right at oh gosh
I stopped myself with a little ball run this way run this way
Yeah, I'm running oh
No, don't get shot at don't get dad. Whatever you do don't get it so what we're gonna do we're gonna
Go this way right and then one on every week. I know I'm allergic
ok
that point
I'm going up here. Hopefully. There's no yellow building. I'm my crap. Oh this guy here with a grenade grenade. You're Nate
Always right there. I hit him
He's above me oh
No get off me mother you got it no I
Don't know
Even behind no though be careful, dude. No. I'm dead I
knocked him
Okay, there's still one guy left, dude
He said I don't know if he's lower dot but he's right down there somewhere dude be very careful, okay
Got it
Is he getting it up nope why did he have to kill me I'm going in okay?
He's right up there. Yep. I see him oh
No
He's right next to you, huh
Does she not see you
What is that back I'm gonna kill her who the killer the healer food, dude, you need some grandma items as well
I have really good stuff that you can use I can't do the zones coming in oh gosh Mountain oh
The other guy Oh no
Oh no
Geez
Okay, okay, okay, okay? Okay,  dude. I don't have heals. I'm so well
It was so many heels out there, dude if I he was to jump out and grab something
I don't have time dude this all gonna kill me. Oh my goodness. This only one team left, dude
No, I know I don't know what to do do we have good weapons kinda, dude. I have so many items
You could have used are you
i know
Why did that I have to kill me okay here we go oh
oh
Oh' down there dude. I know I know it's 1 V 1 V 1 it's 1 V 1 V 1 oh, that's good. Oh
Gosh
Cover you so there's a guy there
Behind you maybe as well Oh rocket
He's got a lot of rockets Oh me, I'm good
Make sure you come up behind you as well
Oh
Gosh
Be careful, it's still another guy
There's a guy there and a guy here oh
Okay, do let's see who wins hold on is the guy gonna win that killed me?
Dude, if I only grabbed heals! Dang it! That was fun though. Holy crap dude.
Crainer: That was a fun game.
DANGITTT!!!
I want to see who wins dudes if we upload this. I've I don't freaking know hit the like button
I don't know do it let us know. It's you and us to play more fortnite
You want us to play minecraft you want us to play?
Nintendo 64
What?
Dude, this will set in Ted Scott. I know this really good. Okay. We did dude. I'm happy about this. Okay here we go
Uh-oh, oh how the tables have turned
Give even lucky charms the guy that killed me dude. That's good well played YouTube himself
