*Mexican running in Vietnam*
SANCHO PANCHO
It's me
I'm Sancho Pancho
The game starts like this, very good
Very Good. This game seems nice
"Hello" (wassup ma boi)
There's a guy dressed like a chicken
HANDS OFF SANCHO PANCHO
Do we seriously have to go around on these trucks from Cluster Truck? So this is the airplane
This is the map
Where are we going guys? I'd say to drop at the Castle
It's like Battlegrounds, it's like Fortnite but
It's better (harder, faster, stronger)
*HOLY SHET*
*inhales*
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
I land on those two houses guys
BOOM with the head
I think that I entered from the window
Nice
Ok. Is anybody here? Let's hope not
I already found some bandages
We have to find all the resources guys
We have to be "ragdollsly" violent (I have no idea how to say it)
This is me
Sancho Pancho: "Good morning"
*El Jarabe Tapatio by Gabby16bit*
If anyone would see this mexican run around the fields
They'll shoot me for sure (lol you'd be fucked)
I'd also do it >:D
We're in the circle
We're in the... (prepare)
CHAOS
I found... a crossbow
It's better than nothing
If this will go bad... I'll throw myself on the ground with Z
And I'll fake my death
What is this??
WHAT IS THIS???
A bulding is being sucked up by the su-
OwO
What's going on??
*TUMMM*
Ah the zone
What's happening
It's being destroyed. The zone's like this
It generates itself
Holy moly...
It's being closed outside
It creates a wall like in Attack on Titan that closes the houses :O
!
I think I've seen a player
Let's go check
H-Hey?
Is anyone there? I swear I've seen him enter here
Let's see if I spot him
HOWDY
HUEUEUEU I KILLED randomplayer
*reaper voice* Take that >:]
*KO-KOOO*
I got my Winner Winner Chicken Taco Dinner (lol it sounds like he's saying chicker)
Can you imagine it? Let's stay among the fields
Just like this, Sancho in his crops
That's right. Sancho in his natural habitat
No one will find me here
With the crossbow that works as a radar. I'm like a submarine and the spear is the peephole to look around
Spear do you see anything?
What do we have here? ARROWS
Seriously I just find items for the crossbow
(no idea what he says) OOF
HE'S SHOOTING AT ME
From where??
WHERE ARE YOU? COME OUT
Bloody hell
Bloody Hell x2
Bloody hell x3
Bloody hell x4
RUUUUUUUUN
Sancho will survive! You'll never catch the strongest drug dealer of the whole county!
Ok I found another spear (that's a crossbow ._.)
It's a 1v1 guys!
I saw him (x3)
I saw him (x4) guys
I saw him... (x5)
*conecentration lvl over 9000
I've seen him (x???)
Crap
Mamma Mia (it's-a me Gabby)
Come here boi
Nooooo. Why?? He's a cheater
How does he-
How does he do that?? He's got a super incredible weapon
It was a day of sun, but Sancho's mexican so he could hold it
AWEDRTFCGYIGVHHBJ
This is me in the bus (wait wasn't it a truck before?)
Eh it's a little-
Sancho. Is everything alright? D:
Ok, we're close to the ruins
I'd say to stay at the center of the map
THIS IS PERFECT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
o-ok
And now we go up here
Oh what a nice balcony, it's a pity that i can't enjoy it
Sancho
The "Roof Eater"(?)
is going here and he's going to take immediatly his weapon
We'll see this time
Uuuuuh a taser gun
This is going to create some mayhem in da city
Look what I just found
HUEUEUEU Some protection for the lil' Sanchez
Let's also take this pistol
Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's not the best, but I'll earn some respect in this place
Want to bet it? You'll see-
OH
OH (x2)
I saw him c:
There's a lil' happy bunny there
lol fuk u
COME OOOOOOOOOON
Mexicans' revenge (the movie)
Oh is he dead?
Yes
He looks... He looks dead
This one too
Nice
OH
GET OUT
GET OOOOUT
Dammit. If he comes up here I'm going to destroy him
Yeah ok ._.
Come here
*DING* YEEEES
Sancho doesn't forgive...
Wait, wait, wait let me find the modify
Now let's put the red dot on this
That's much better with the red dot. Nice
Now we're talking, becouse before it was tiring
We also a found a helmet
Nice. We're good, we lost some health, but let's see if I can heal with the bandages
It'd be a positive thing. NOICE
That's righ- NO
YES
Whoa I risked it. This damn scottish wanted to take out Sancho???
Death to all scottish >:C
With no offense for all the good scottish :)
But this scottish was... expired ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just noticed now that while laughing and joking and doing the gangsta
We're out of the zone...
What happens if you're outside? (nothing good probably)
Ah so they move with me?
And then it closes
So for now we're safe
It doesn't hurt you here if you're out of the zone
But the problem is that these thing move with me
Come on I can do it anyway
They still take some time to close
If we're in the right side. We can do it
RUN GABBY
Damn monoliths
If I could only find a car, but I don't think that there are any. Even if I heared them
I don't know.
This time we're good with weapons. So we can do it
11 LEFT
Whatever it guys I found a sniper rifle
This- I think it's better
WE HAVE A SNIPER RIFLE
*inhales*
YES
Ok, ok, but I got distracted no, no, no, no, no
Don't leave me outside :c
Don't lea-
DON'T LEAVE ME OUTSIDE
It's closing now D:
Come on (x5)
Please, please give me a few seconds. Just one more second!
JUST ONE MORE SECOND
NO. PLEASE, PLEASE
JUST A LITTLE MORE
JUST A LITTLE FREAKING MORE
LET ME PASS (in the ass xd)
LET ME PASS!!!
plz
In this moment right here, Gabby saw his whole life pass in front of his face just like before dying
Ok guys maybe I can make it
Ok, ok, ok
MAMMA MIA I BARELY MADE IT
Oh I see one there
*pew*
*pew*
*pew*
*pew* plz
!!!!
WHAT
HE'S GONE
IT WAS GOKU (r u sure about dat)
Ok, I hear some close shoots
I'm setting here with the sniper rifle guys (what a camper)
Now we get 'em
Come here
Where are you?? :)
Ok, one guy died there
yeeeee
Ok, I see him (how many ok's did he just say?)
*pew* (x2)
YES, I GOT HIM
HE'S RUNNING AWAY
*miss* (x3)
Look how he's running
Look how he's running
Loser
Loser abuser (xd?)
OH
*Top 1 Anime Battle fights*
Come here
What does he have
OOOOOH
BETCH
We're in a bad situation guys
I don't know how I took him out. He's was killing me. He was with his bare hands. I swear
Let's go among the rocks with the sniper rifle
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE SANCHO ALIVE
NOT EVEN DEAD
Not even awry (wut)
Really. Attack on Titan: The game. Wall Maria in its whole splendor
Ok, I see another corpse there
So it means that someone's been there (said Sherlock Holmes)
And it's still there (WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH)
WE'RE IN 3
I'm getting close with this weapon and we're going to take him out in the old way
With the P90
I don't see him. Is he healing?
*music stops O-O*
Crap
Come on
Is it really that hard???
Come on
I'm going in like a gangsta!
Let's heal up
Darn
Let's heal up and throw him a grenade
LOOK RIGHT THERE. FIRE IN THE HOLE (i love junkrat <3)
TAKE THESE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
HUEUEU YEEEEES HUEUE
With the grenades. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE?
SANCHO NEVER HIDES AND THAT'S HOW IT ENDS
YOU WIN (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)
See? This is me
It doesn't matter how many bullets, it doesn't matter how many explosions I get
Sancho always wins...
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Your Gabby thanks you for watching and we'll meet in the next episode
Cya guys ^‿^
Subtitles by: Gimox Shock
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