LLLEEEET'S PLAY!
*Clicking noises*
*Sound of light switch turning on*
Micheal: Alright
Micheal: It's heist time
Gavin: Hi Micheal
Geoff: What's that?
Micheal: Hi Gavin
Ray: Oh yeah curtains
Gavin: Alright
Ray: Do we have a curtain for the door?
Micheal: Uhh someone stand in front of the uh... Geoff
Micheal: Block the door
Micheal: It's good
Micheal: I said block it but yeah
Micheal: Stand in front of the glass
*Ryan mumbles*
Micheal: Ok!
Ray: That works
Micheal: So this uh, we've done this a few times
Micheal: Hasn't gone (Ryan: Oooh yeah) very well
Micheal: Hasn't gone very well
Geoff: Middling results
Ray: Tried to pull a fast one on me
Micheal: Alright
Ray: Pulled a fast one on us
Ryan: Not fast enough apparently
Micheal: Whoa whoa whoa
Micheal: This is what happened last time
Micheal: It got away from us
Micheal: Ok?
Geoff: It did
Micheal: We can't let our previous failures put us down
Ryan: Also i'd like to say
Kerry: *High pitched voice* Yeah guys
Ryan: Geoff killed himself
Micheal: You..you punched him in the face
Ryan: He walked into it
Micheal: With a gun
Ryan: I had no choice
Micheal: He walked into the butt of your gun
Ryan: I literally couldn't control it
Ryan: I was shooting at the van
Micheal: I hear you
Ryan: You can see it in the video (Ray: I don't care)
Micheal: New heist!
Micheal: New day
Ryan: Alright
Micheal: I went home
Gavin: Geoff's dying words were 'oh no'
Ryan: Also he killed nine people in that heist, i only killed one
Ray: Who's this guy?
Micheal: Alright, so
Ray: Who's this asshole?
Micheal: Ok
Micheal: Jack
Micheal: As you all know
Micheal: He got got hard
Micheal: He's still in Los Santos lock up
Gavin: Pap
Micheal: So
Geoff: Yeah he's gettin' it up the buddy right now
Micheal: I didn't say it's not true, just Gavin said it
Micheal: Uhh so we brought in Kerry
Micheal: Sure everybody knows that
Micheal: He's here
Ray: He's gotta take notice
Micheal: He's steppin' up to the big leagues
Ray: Kerry the note guy
Micheal: He's got notes!
Ryan: He came prepared!
Micheal: Alright so
Micheal: Let's get down to operation 'Get Us Lots Of Funds'
Kerry: Guys i appreciate
Ray: Alright
Kerry: I appreciate the opportunity
Ray: I don't care, shut up
Micheal: Gavin cut the shit alright?!
Micheal: You're the no no
Micheal: You're the one, every heist, dead ten seconds
Micheal: Step number one
Micheal: Complete the fucking heist
Micheal: Goal number two
Micheal: Which is very unrealistic, it's never gonna happen
Micheal: Have Gavin survive
Micheal: Now this heist is
Micheal: Almost specifically designed to keep Gavin alive
Micheal: Cause i feel like that is just as much of a challenge as the heist itself
Ryan: So we're leaving him in the apartment
Ray: Yeah just watch the apartment
Micheal: We don't want to be boring about it Ryan
Ryan: Alright
Micheal: And also more explosions so
Ray: Man the garage
Micheal: We're gonna start the heist here at my apartment
Micheal: You can see i drew a little house
Micheal: It looks awesome
Ryan: Yeah
Gavin: It looks like a tee-pee
Micheal: So that's plan A
*People mumbling*
Micheal: Ok plan A is alcohol
Micheal: So we all get beved up
Micheal: Ray, you can hit the bong. You're fine
Micheal: Good substitute 
Kerry: Can i do both
Ray: Gonna rip that shit
Micheal: Kerry, yes
Micheal: As long as you take notes
Kerry: Notes
Micheal: You can do both, ok
Micheal: So
Kerry: Both
Micheal: I've scoped out a location
Micheal: Some of you may be familiar with it
Micheal: We've done a things to do in it recently
Micheal: Kay fast cash
Micheal: People don't know
Micheal: That was just that was just us scoping out the joint ok?
Micheal: It's a bank and we're gonna hit it. Hard.
Micheal: So right up here
Micheal: I didn't bother to check the names of the streets
Micheal: Cause it's like unimportant, who cares
Gavin: It says it on the map though
Micheal: Yeah but just like y'know
Micheal: You're not gonna read it in the game are ya?
Micheal: You're just gonna put a little dot there and drive there man
Micheal: Ok
Micheal: So
Micheal: Hit the bank
Micheal: Now we're gonna split up into three teams to do this
Micheal: Jack
Micheal: Was gonna fly the helicopter but y'know didn't show
Micheal: Kerry
Kerry: Uh oh
Micheal: You and Geoff
Kerry: Alright..
Micheal: Are gonna be
Micheal: It was gonna be team OG but it doesn't make sense now
Micheal: Team OG anyway
Kerry: Alright
Micheal: Team OG two
Kerry: OG two
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: You guys gotta get a helicopter
Micheal: And get it ready
Micheal: You guys are gonna provide aerial support
Kerry: He-li-cop-ter
Micheal: Kerry's gonna be flyin'
Micheal: You're gonna be
Micheal: Leaning out of the helicopter giving covering fire while we're inside the bank
Ray: Have you flown a helicopter in GTA?
Micheal: Inside the bank, hitting the bank
Geoff: Ok
Micheal: Ok
Kerry: Yeah i have
Kerry: Y'know
Micheal: Gavin, you and I. Team nice dynamite
Micheal: We'll be hittin' the bank, just gettin' the money
Micheal: So we gotta get the dough, y'know
Micheal: Take out any witnesses
Micheal: Anything that's gotta be done
Micheal: Ryan and Ray
Micheal: Killing machines
*Kerry says something quietly*
Micheal: You guys are gonna be positioned outside the bank
Ray: ~I'm just a killing machine~
Micheal: Yeah, killing machine
Micheal: All the cops, dead
Micheal: Ok, you need to clear a path
Micheal: For Gavin and I
Gavin: How do we get out Micheal?
Micheal: Well when the path is clear
Micheal: And Ray and Ryan have killed everyone
Micheal: We're gonna exit the bank, head across the street into this alley
Micheal: Where Gavin and I
Micheal: Ray and I know a guy
Micheal: He's ex-military, no names or whatever
Ray: Yeah
Micheal: Gavin and i will have two tanks waiting for us in the alley (*Someone whistles*)
Micheal: Ok?
Gavin: Yes
Micheal: We're now gonna take these tanks
Micheal: All the way down, into the uh, southern part of the city here
Micheal: And we're gonna
Micheal: Merge into the subway here
Micheal: I think it's go- It's actually where the trolley is
Micheal: At one point the trolley goes underground
Micheal: You can get the tanks in the tunnels
Micheal: Gavin and I are gonna lose our wanted levels near the tunnels
Micheal: Now at the other side of the tunnels we'll have bicycles waiting for us
Micheal: We haven't had enough bicycles in heists
Ryan: That's true
Micheal: And this is a way to work them in there
Micheal: This is also the most dangerous point in the heist for Gavin
Micheal: Because he's out of the tank and on a bicycle
Geoff: It's true
Micheal: Ok
Ray: This is where you get beaten for real
Micheal: The bicycle ride should be about
Micheal: Fourty feet to the boat
Micheal: Then we get in the boat
Micheal: We're gonna try and make all the way around here
Micheal: This is where the meeting point is, ok?
Micheal: That's how Gavin and I get out
Micheal: Ray and Ryan
Ryan: Mmhmm
Micheal: Kerry
Kerry: I have a question
Micheal: What?
Kerry: Are we still in the air?
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: Yeah you guys are in the air
Ray: No Ryan is
*Geoff laughing*
Micheal: Calm down
Micheal: Kerry please
Micheal: Ok?
Micheal: Ray and Ryan, you guys are killin'
Micheal: Ok?
Micheal: You a uh uh tried and true tactic
Micheal: I'm sure it'll be fine
Micheal: You guys are gonna get away on the motorcycles
Ray: Alright
Micheal: Ok?
Ryan: Motorcycles! (Micheal: Yes!)
Geoff: So, every time
Micheal: Every time we'll be-
Ryan: One
Ray: Yeah, one or two
Micheal: Oh one
Ray: Alright obviously
Micheal: Why would you, why would you get two?
Ray: Save some money
Micheal: Yeah, so you guys are gonna leave
Micheal: You wanna head north and take the cops
Micheal: Follow you into Los Santos county like
Micheal: Y'know maybe start..
Micheal: Stop by *Someone*'s house or something?
Micheal: You wanna come up here
Micheal: Loop around
Micheal: And come from the north here
Micheal: And meet us at the point
Micheal: But!
Micheal: Half way through, should you survive
Micheal: I mean i'm sure you will
Micheal: You're gonna have to ditch your bike, and swap it for a car
Micheal: That Geoff's gonna plant
Micheal: And you guys will ride that to the meeting
Geoff: When do i plant the car?
Micheal: That'll be at the beginning, before the heist goes down
Geoff: Ok
Kerry: Car...
Micheal: So
Geoff: It's in the prep phase
Micheal: Yeah it's in the prep mode ok
Micheal: This is just the plan
Micheal: Now you and Kerry will be in the helicopter
Micheal: All this shit'll go down
Micheal: You guys are gonna fly off
Micheal: Lose your wanted level
Kerry: Into the sunset
Micheal: When you lose your wanted level you're gonna land your helicopter right near the vine wood sign
Micheal: There'll be a car waiting for you guys
Geoff: At the vine wood sign?
Micheal: At the vine wood sign.
Micheal: We'll have that planted, again in the plan
Micheal: You guys are gonna come down, come through the city
Micheal: You come from the south side
Micheal: You meet up with Ray and Ryan
Micheal: God bless their souls should they survive
Micheal: And they'll be a boat waiting for you
Micheal: Now it's kind of a big job
Micheal: There's a lot of vehicles
Micheal: There's a lot of things in play, so we have
Micheal: An extra contributor helpin' out with the boat
Micheal: They're trusted
Micheal: Y'know like I
Geoff: Bringing in an outside man
Micheal: I'm bringing them in but i gave them the uh uh uh ocular pat down
Ray: Hey he's right here
Micheal: Good to go
Micheal: Not Kerry
Ray: Aw shit
Micheal: They're not Kerry
Micheal: This is just like uh uh a black market dealer
Micheal: No names
Kerry: You clear em?
Micheal: There'll be a boat waiting for you guys
Micheal: Get in the boat
Kerry: They're clear ok
Micheal: Hopefully all three teams
Micheal: Travel east, over here
Micheal: We hit international waters
Micheal: That's where the split up the money, go our seperate ways
Gavin: Bevs?
Micheal: Bevs, course yes
Ryan: I have a question
Geoff: Sound good
Ray: Sounds good
Ryan: What kind of boat's waiting for us?
Micheal: There is a...
Micheal: Speeder i believe, a four seat speeder
Ryan: Seems like that's missing a couple seats...
Micheal: Well Gavin and I already have a boat Ryan, there's two boats
Ryan: Oh ok
Micheal: Come on jeez
Ray: Come on
Geoff: He's not even listenin'
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: He's already thinkin' about killin'
Kerry: Split the boat...
Micheal: Calm down!
Ray: You wanna show the camera your notes?
Micheal: Everyone will die anyways
Kerry: Ready, here we  go
Ray: Boom
Ray: We're ready to go
Kerry: Notesss
Micheal: Yeah i think we're good, let's uh
Kerry: Set
Micheal: Let's do it
Geoff: Alright let's do it
Ray: Yup!
Gavin:*Laughing* Fuckin' tanks dude
Ray: Yeah!
Geoff: Oh your mark get set go
Micheal: Ayyyooo
Ray: Ay
Ray: Bup
*Random noises*
Micheal: Look at the skyline, there's the vinewood sign
Ray: Oh
Micheal: There's where Geoff's car'll be waiting
Micheal: Let's go, let's go heisting!
Geoff: Alright let's do it
Ryan: Alright
Geoff: Kick back a lil-
Ray: Op, went to TV mode
Micheal: Ray. Not now.
Gavin: Oh me too prick
Kerry: Press b
Micheal: Damn it guys
Ray: I'm trapped
Micheal: Lemme uh...
Ray: Send help
Geoff: Preeetty, preeettty good
Ryan: Alright juice up here
Micheal: You guys gettin' bevved
Ray: It's a uh tradition
Micheal: Hey hey hey guys
Micheal: Don't forget plan A
Gavin: Yeah
Micheal: Alcohol
Gavin: I'm on it
Ryan: Juice!
Kerry: I'm uh
Gavin: Ryan, don't be healthy
Kerry: I'm taking an introspective look
Ray: Plan A is about to happen, right now
Micheal: Ryan, you drink liquor or you fucking hit the bong. Ok?
Kerry: Ugh yeah
*Ray says a nonsense word*
Micheal: I can't trust you otherwise
Ryan: This uh.. this
Ryan: This has been sitting on the counter for so long
Ray: Threee sixty camera bong rip
Ryan: I'm sure it's probably uh
Micheal: Is it wine? (Ryan: Fermented) Yeah
Kerry: Micheal, vine woods important right? The sign?
Micheal: Yeah
Kerry: Alright
Kerry: I got it, i checked it out
Micheal: Ok good
Kerry: I did an ocular pat down
Ray: I am good
Micheal: Alright, we all ready?
Ray: Eh
Geoff: Yeah
Ryan: Sure
Micheal: Ok
Micheal: Ray?
Ray: Yeah?
Micheal: We need to get a couple of tanks
Ray: I can do that
Micheal: I'll show you where we're parking em
Geoff: I'm gettin' the burner vehicle right?
Micheal: Yeah. Gavin?
Gavin: Yeah
Micheal: Go to the garage and leave on your bicycle
Gavin: Ok
Micheal: We don't need to ride it
Micheal: But (Ray: Whoa!) we need to have it out of the garage
Micheal: So then the mechanic can deliver it for us
Ray: Ah
Ray: Fair play
Micheal: Yeah
Gavin: Here's the uh
Ryan: Alright?
Gavin: Standard procedure struggle together
Ryan: Leaving in front of me
Ryan: Can't
Ryan: Can't leave
Kerry: I was wondering if (Ryan: There you go!) you were gonna take coats or somethin'
Micheal: Kerry, (Kerry: Yes?) you need to get a helicopter. Preferably one that seats four people
Kerry: Alright
Micheal: You can do two but
Micheal: Preferably four
Kerry: You got it
Geoff: Alright boys i have acquired 
Micheal: Because *sigh* you are the distraction
Ray: Should i uh?
Geoff: A
Geoff: Incredibly pink
Geoff: Pick up truck
Micheal: Alright
Geoff: It'll be impossible to miss
Ray: Should i go inside the base to get the tank, or should i just call the guy?
Micheal: No, we know a guy
Micheal: And uh
Geoff: I'll put some armour on it for you too
Micheal: Yeah and we uh
Micheal: We're gonna play this one safe
Micheal: And i know a lot of the time we've kept outside  of the grid
Micheal: No personal vehicles, no contacts
Micheal: But we're doin' a clean sweep on this one, i'd say Pegasus is in
Gavin: These aren't my cars
Micheal: And we need personal vehicles
Micheal: But we're gonna wipe everything clean afterwards
Micheal: So it's not gonna matter
Ryan: Alright
Gavin: How do i get into my garage Micheal?
Ryan: Think uhhh
Micheal: Just hit enter garage?
Kerry: What's a garrage?
Geoff: Just buzz garage
Ryan: Ray, you and i are gonna be outside
Ryan: So we're probably gonna need some kind of cover
Ray: Yeah
Micheal: Yeah you guys have a motorcycle
Ray: Yeah you think a new outfit, maybe masks?
Ryan: I like it
Ryan: The mask will protect us
Micheal: Yeah that'll work
Geoff: Why don't you guys use your tourists masks?
Micheal: Ok so
Ray: Nah we used that already, people know what they look like
Micheal: So my bicycles just sittin' there
Ryan: Yeah we burned that one
Ray: Alright. My guy left this at an interesting spot
Micheal: Hopefully our
Ray: Just casually parked
Kerry: OOO OOO
Micheal: Cars don't park on top of each other
Kerry: MMmmmm
Micheal: Alright Kerry how are you doing?
Kerry: Everythings
Kerry: On the way to the airport!
Kerry: Everythings fine
Ray: Alright
Ryan: Y'know we didn't do a uh show and tell
Ryan: We usually do a show and tell before-
Micheal: Ryan, i took care of it before hand, you don't need to know
Ryan: Alright
Ray: Alright
Geoff: Show and tell?
Micheal: This is the stream line heist
Ryan: Yeah we all get in the same car, then you blow us all up
Micheal: Exactly
Geoff: OOhh right
Micheal: Those are also the forty minute heists
Micheal: This is this is king Micheal ok?
Ryan: Ok
Micheal: A one parter, this is a short one
Ryan: It's lean and mean
Micheal: We're gonna do it, or we're gonna fuck it up
Ray: My guy came through, i got the tank
Gavin: This is more like it
Micheal: Ay fucking sweet
Kerry: Hey Micheal
Micheal: Yo
Kerry: Do we have code names?
Micheal: No fuck that
Kerry: I already said Micheal so.. (Micheal: Yeah)
Kerry: Hey don't worry anymore, i was talking about the store
Micheal: Kerry. I'm just trying to get down to brass tacks and try and pull off a successful heist
Micheal: Because
Ray: Oh. You drove
Micheal: We've (Ray: Right by me) gone too much glitz, too much glamour
Kerry: Could i have a code name anyways?
Micheal: Yeah you're dragon face
Kerry: Ok
Kerry: Well people know that though
Micheal: I don't care
Micheal + Kerry: Ok
Gavin: How do i have a headlight on this?
Micheal: I've acquired a
Geoff: Soup up your engine
Micheal: Aquired my tank
Ryan: Sweet
Micheal: Ray?
Ray: How bout we call you Pack Jatillo
Kerry: I like that, it's good
Micheal: Alright Ray, turn around
Ray: Imma turn around?
Micheal: Ye (Ray: Ok)
Micheal: Let's go this way
Micheal: Dude we're practically done.
Kerry: Why do i have a warning?
Ray: Excuse me
Kerry: OOp
Ray: Hope these don't despawn
Kerry: Landed. Ten. Ten out of ten
Micheal: Nah they won't. They won't despawn because they're Pegasus vehicles.
Gavin: PEGASUS!
Gavin: I've got my bicycle Micheal!
Micheal: Alright, you don't need to do anything with it
Micheal: Just make sure it's out of the garage
Gavin: Yeah i just bunged by the uh
Micheal: Gavin (Kerry: Uh oh), you need to get your boat
Micheal: You, you'll have our getaway boat in position
Kerry: Close enough
Gavin: Oh? I need to go get that now?
Micheal: Mmm yeah
Gavin: How do i get it?
Micheal: Uh
Micheal: If you don't have it you need to buy it
Micheal: If you already have it just call Pegasus
Ray: This the spot?
Micheal: Yeah
Gavin: Aw i don't have a boat
Micheal: It's free
Micheal: It's free in the store, it's a four man boat
Gavin: Ok
Ryan: Alright masks
Kerry: Well Ryan what do you think about this helicopter?
Micheal: We'll run here and we'll get out (Kerry: Is this good?) through this alley
Ryan: That'll do
Ryan: Yeah you've got a good side door to shoot out of
Kerry: Yeah
Geoff: So i'm suppose to leave this vehicle somewhere in the Grand Senora dessert right?
Micheal: Yeah, i'll show you where in a second (Gavin: Huh)
Gavin: Why's it free?
Ray: Put it by uh Trevor's air strip
Geoff: I'll put it by Trevor's
Micheal: It's gonna be near there, you don't need to go that far
Ryan: Gotta be able to find it
Micheal: But yeah that's
Micheal: Well see as long as Geoff's alive that's the key
Micheal: You guys are fucked if he's not
Micheal: As long as Geoff's alive he can guide you to it
Kerry: I will make sure of that
Micheal: Based on his map
Micheal: Cause it'll be (Ryan: So) his personal vehicle, so he can see where it is
Ryan: If he dies, it will cease to be won't it?
Micheal: Uh it probably will
Micheal: And then you guys
Ray: They need to find another vehicle
Micheal: Plan b
Micheal: Well to you Ray
Ray: I gotta find another vehicle?
Micheal: Yeah you and Ryan
Ray: Eh we do
*Lots of people talk at once*
Geoff: Guys i'm in a helicopter
*Others talking on top of each other in background*
Micheal: Might have to steal Bigfoot's car (Ryan: Oohhh yeah)
Micheal: What's up?
Ray: I'll do it
Geoff: I'm in a helicopter, i'm gonna be alive
Ryan: Ray what do you think (Micheal: Yeah!) of the uh
Micheal: Presumably yeah
Ryan: Black bloody hockey mask
Ray + Micheal: Uhhh
Micheal: Alright...
Ray: I can't find the mask shop because i'm ... dumb
Geoff: Duhh
Ray: Op! Hold on i found the thing for it
Ray: I'll make my way down there
Ray: Little bit away
Ray: You can pick a mask and i'll just get whatever, whatever you get
Ryan: I like it
Ryan: It gives me kind of an Army Of Two vibes so uh
Ray: Ok
Ryan: Yeah, i'm gonna go with that
Ryan: Black bloody hockey
Ray: Alright
Gavin: Do we, do we all need masks?
Ray: Should we get uh matching outfits?
Ryan: Oh i like where your heads at
Ray: Alright
Kerry: Do you guys have anything yellow?
Ryan: What's a good heist, what's a good we're kiling everybody outfit?
Kerry: Yellow
Ryan: Shorts?
Geoff: Camouflage
Kerry: Makes me think yellow
Geoff: Camouflage shorts
Geoff: We've already done yellow
Ryan: Camouflage shorts.. That's it!
Ray: We've already done yellow come on
Ryan: All camouflage
Ray: I thought you watch our videos
Kerry: I do!
Kerry: I want to see it again
Ryan: Super fan status revoked
Kerry: It's a callback
Ray: I think Kerry just wants to dress up as a firefighter
Kerry: I do
Micheal: Kerry wants t-
Ray: Firefighter of course in quotes
Kerry: So Micheal (Micheal: Yeah), i have acquired a helicopter
Micheal: Alright good Kerry, your job is done
Kerry: W-where am i meetin'?
Micheal: Ok so what you want to do is. You can fly towards Geoff
Geoff: Fly to Trevor's air field (Micheal: Exactly)
Micheal: Geoff's gonna leave the vehicle for Ryan and Ray up at Trevor's air field
Micheal: That way you guys can find it easily
Micheal: And uh
Micheal: Kerry you go pick Geoff up and you can fly him back
Geoff: Can i just say uh
Geoff: Ryan and what is it?
Micheal: Ray
Ray: That's me
Geoff: Ray
Geoff: I have uh
Geoff: I have
Geoff: Modded this vehicle 
Gavin: Oh god
Geoff: With armor and a better engine, so please take care of it
Ray: Yeah
Micheal: So we go
Ray: We'll do our best
Micheal: We got
Kerry: Say good bye to it Geoff
Micheal: R 'n' r connection
Kerry: Before you leave
Micheal: We got team nice dynamite
Gavin: Heyyyooo
Micheal: We got
Micheal: Uh team OG two
Kerry: OG two!
Micheal: Yeah
Geoff: OG two!
Geoff: What is that on the periodic table of the elements
Micheal: I'm not sure
Ray: It's right next to potassium
Ryan: OG two?
Geoff: Yeah
Ray: K
Ryan: Uhh
Gavin: Micheal
Micheal: Yo
Gavin: I got the boat
Kerry: It's semen
Micheal: You got the boat? Ok
Ryan: It's probably somewhere in the island of stability
Gavin: Do we need to get in?
Ray: Ryan are you still by the mask shop
Ryan: Yeah
Ray: Alright
Micheal: Uhhh well where is it?
Ray: I'm by the masks
Ray: And then'll well drive to a place
Gavin: It's on this harbor
Geoff: It's uh
Ryan: There's actually T-shirts right here
Ray: Oh ok that works
Geoff: One part oxgygen, two parts gynecology
Gavin: Right there
*Micheal snickers*
Kerry: We're just divin' in
Ray: Vagina doctor!
Micheal: Preferably we should move that cause
Micheal: Gavin if you look at my screen (Ray: You look at dirty vaginas all day)
Micheal: This is where we want it to be, right here
Kerry: Hot
Gavin: Ok i'll bung it there
Micheal: Ok
Gavin: Wait lemme put a way point then i'll do it (Micheal: Perfect)
Ryan: Harsh souls!
Gavin: Tip here..
Ray: Ok...?
Ryan: That's a nice shirt
Gavin: And it'll stay there if i leave it
Kerry: This is beautiful
Ryan: Stank!
Ray: Hmm alright
Geoff: You got a stank shirt?
Micheal: It's coming together lads
Ray: What was the uh
Ryan: Stank shirt is that wh-
Gavin: I like how much you know about this game Micheal
Ray: What was the mask?
Geoff: I don't know, sounds funny
Ryan: Not a lot of protection on the stank shirt
Ray: What was the mask, Ryan?
Ryan: Black bloody hockey
Ray: *Laughing* Oh we're gettin' shirts here?
Ryan: I was seeing what they had
Ryan: I don't know, the sides v neck is uh...
Ryan: I think kind of appropriate
*Kerry laughing*
Geoff: I am a..
Ray: The signs v neck..
Geoff: Gettin' pretty close to the air field
*Ray and Ryan laughing*
Ray: *Laughing* I will absolutely wear that
*Ryan laughing*
Ray: Alright, so let's buy the signs v neck
Ray: For sure
Gavin: Ahh there it is
Gavin: I see it!
Ryan: I don't think you get pants there though
Ray: No, alright we need to find pants
Ryan: Wait
Ryan: You can get pants over here?
Ryan: No
Ryan: Alright so
Ryan: To pants!
Geoff: Is that you Kerry?
Kerry: That is me
Micheal: Geoff, i spent last night planning this
Geoff: Yeah you did
Micheal: And i was just like
Micheal: The fastest, most effective way (Ryan: Clothes clothes clothes)
Micheal: In and out, do everything
Micheal: I didn't plan a fuckin'
Micheal: 'Nother shopping spree
Ryan: We gotta have a shopping montage
Micheal: But here it is
Micheal: It's just some things are unavoidable
Geoff: Some things are just unavoidable 
Ryan: It's just organic
Ryan: It happens in a heist alright?
Kerry: Nope we're good
Geoff: Like the cotton Ryan's wearing
Micheal: And Ryan says, "Let's dress up!"
Gavin: Huppp
Gavin: Wrong side
Ryan: Look
Gavin: Wrong side!
Micheal: Alright..
Micheal: Well..
Ryan: Gavin is dead, alright
Micheal: Good thing we haven't started yet
Geoff: What'd you do Gavin?
Ryan: Micheal uhh
Ryan: Clothes make the man
Ryan: So..
Micheal: Ryan, why do you think i'm always rocking my sweet leather jacket with a wolf on it?
Micheal: I mean come on
Gavin: Good lord..
Ryan: Some kind of animal lover, i don't know
Ray: You died again!?
Micheal: Lone wolf
Gavin: Who?
Micheal: Did he die more then once?
Ray: No i paused the menu (Micheal: Oh)
Ray: And the pop up came up again
Ray: And i'm like, seriously?!
Micheal: Did he die when i left for two seconds
Gavin: Yeah i tried to jump into my new boat with style but uh...
*Micheal laughing*
Gavin: Y'know
Gavin: It hasn't alright..
Micheal: Did you blow the boat up?
Ray: Pants time!
Gavin: Yeah...
Micheal: Did you?!
Gavin: Yeah
Micheal: Call another one
Ryan: You blew up the boat...
Kerry: Micheal that was disappointment in your voice
Micheal: Yeah i know..
Gavin: Just cut that out
Micheal: First things gone wrong (Ray: Alright)
Ray: Pants!
Micheal: *Laughing* Fuck
Geoff: Alright Kerry i'm ready for pick up
Kerry: I'm uh right next to you (Ryan: Oh yeah)
Ryan: There we go
Kerry: It's beautiful
Ray: What are you feelin'?
Geoff: Kerry, i think it would be a great idea, while we're waiting
Ryan: Desert cameo
Geoff: While everyone is getting ready
Geoff: If you could fly us to the am (Ray: Desert what?)
Ryan: Oh wait
Geoff: Amunation
Geoff: I could pick up some uh
Micheal: That's a good idea guys
Micheal: Make sure you stack up on ammo, body armor, all the gubs
Kerry: Can you uh can you put one on the way point for me?
Geoff: Yeah absolutely
Ryan: Desert or woodland?
Ray: Uhhh
Ray: Well
Ryan: Oh!
Ryan: I'm stupid
Ryan: We're y'know, gonna be fighting in the city
Ryan: Urban!
Micheal: Gavin
Ryan: Urban camouflage
Geoff: You see that?
Ray: Ohp there you go
Kerry: Oh i got it
Kerry: We're good
Micheal: Back out of that screen
Ray: Ok
Gavin: I see it
Kerry: We're gonna arrive in style
Geoff: Yeah we are
Ray: Gotta go to shoes now
Geoff: As long as we arrive alive
*People talking over each other*
Geoff: Alright the burner vehicle is in place
Geoff: It's impossible to miss, it's on Trevor's airfield and it's
Geoff: Fuckin' pink as dicks
Ryan: Pink as dicks...
Ray: Oh
Ray: Go to sports shoes
Ray: I'm thinkin' leopard athletic shoes
Ryan: Oh yeah
Ryan: I'm all about it
Ray: This is awesome
Kerry: Opp ok
Kerry: Well..
Ryan: We are coordinated
Kerry: Coming in for a landin'
Gavin: I wonder if this'll be the first heist that's successful
Micheal: Well don't jinx it
Micheal: I'm gonna assume not, but we'll try our hardest
Kerry: You've already died Gavin.
*Micheal snickering*
Gavin: I d- yeah...
Ray: It is true..
Micheal: But still as Ryan said, it's still the least amount of deaths so far
Kerry: It's true!
Ryan: Yeah we're way ahead
Gavin: Yeah last week we were up to sevens deaths at this point i think
Micheal: Ok
Ryan: Nine
Gavin: Oh.. *Laughter*
Kerry: Ryan remembers it every night
*Laughter*
Ryan: All Geoff
Geoff: Don't know what you guys are ta-
Geoff: No i lived. I didn't die any of those nine times.
Ryan: Yeah actually you did
Geoff: Oh. Alright well...
Geoff: Fuck you guys
Ryan: There's something about a fiery explosion
Micheal: How's the boat comin' Gav?
Gavin: Ahh i'm almost there
Ray: Set me weapons
Micheal: Yeah?
Geoff: I'm spending money like a
Ryan: Good call
Geoff: Mother fucker. I hope we make a lot
Micheal: Aw we're gonna make a fuckin' fortune. We're hittin' a bank Geoff!
Kerry: What're you thinkin?
Kerry: What do you think we're gonna pull in
Micheal: Pfft i don't know
Gavin: What does it mean to hit a bank, like?
Micheal: Tens of thousands
Gavin: Can we really hit a bank?
Kerry: A banks worth
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: I mean it depends like, when they got their last deposit
Gavin: Is it like uh
Micheal: Gotta hit the safety deposit boxes though and the bank vault
Kerry: Do you think they have diamonds?
Micheal: Yeah, they are forever
Ryan: What's our uh what's our staging area?
Ryan: Where are we settin' up before
Micheal: Uhh i guess
Geoff: If you wanna get weapons and stuff Kerry i can
Kerry: I actually ammoed up before this so i'm good
Geoff: Ok you're good, alright
Kerry: Thank you though
Ray: Kerry
Micheal: I didn't really plan a staging area
Micheal: I guess just meet back out in front of my apartment
Ryan: Ok
Geoff: Boy Kerry you sure are flying low
Kerry: Yeah..
Geoff: You know what rhymes with Kerry?
Micheal: You're right you are lookin' fuckin' scare
Geoff: SCARY
Micheal: I mean who are you
Ray: Yeah!
Micheal: I don't recognize you
Kerry: I uh
Kerry: Y'know i'm just scoping out the area
Micheal: How do you like my moms car that i got?
Kerry: Who knowes where we need to go? (Ray: Pretty sweet) (Micheal: Yeah)
Geoff: How much money did i just spend..
Ray: You look like you're forty eight and miserable (Geoff: Oh my god.)
Micheal: It's genuine pleather
Geoff: I spent a lot of money
Ray: Alright
Micheal: *In a smokers voice* Ey Ray you wanna get in and have a cigarette?
Micheal: Come on kids get in the car
Geoff: I spent two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
Ray: You sound like Misses big head
Geoff: Doin' that...
Geoff: Hey do you i'll make at least two (Ray: Yes!)  hundred and fifty thousand dollars on this heist? (Ryan: Nice)
Micheal: I think if we, i think if the heist goes to plan you will Geoff
Geoff: Alright good
Micheal: I think so
Ryan: Lester just accused me of having no social skills
Micheal: You guys look fucking good
Kerry: I hear they have diamonds
Ray: Oh dude look at that, we're matching (Ryan: Yeah)
Ryan: There we go
Ray: We have a license plate that says tesseract
Ray: We're gona be fuckin' slaying the pink!
Ryan: Should have changed that..
Micheal: Don't slay Ray, just lay
Gavin: There's a lot of baddies in there (Ray: *Laughing* I should change that)
*Ryan laughing*
Gavin: Whoo
Micheal + Ray: Alright
Micheal: Kerry and Geof are here with the helicopter
Geoff: Yeah we are
Micheal: You guys are on bike patrol
Ryan: We're ready
Kerry: I'm afraid to land..
Micheal: Umm..
Micheal: Oh! Kerry!
Micheal: That's a four seater right?
Kerry: Yes!
Micheal: You land that
Micheal: You can fly Gavin and I over
Kerry: Ok that's good
Micheal: I figure when we hit the bank
Micheal: Gavin and I can parachute out, action style (Kerry: OOOOO)
Gavin: Ho hoh
Micheal: You guys stay in the air, we'll run in
Micheal: Ray and Ryan'll roll up
Micheal: They'll be uh (Ray: Fucking kill everybody) taking care of the cops outside
Kerry: Yeah so, i left my notes
Kerry: In the other room..
Micheal: Kerry! Evidence!
Kerry: Uhhh
Ray: Kerry please
Micheal: Damn it!
Kerry: So we're
Micheal: Geoff you're in the perfect spot
Kerry: We're gonna be there in the helicopter then what are we doing?
Micheal: You're gonna give us covering fire until Ray and Ryan leave
Micheal: And Gavin and I get to our tanks
Micheal: Then you guys are gonna take off, try and lose your wanted level
Micheal: FUCK
Micheal: Somebody needs to put a car up near
Kerry: AH somebody just backed into me!
Micheal: Somebody still needs to put a car near the vinewood sign
Micheal: Actually
Ryan: That's right
Geoff: I thought that was you Micheal?
Micheal: No i can't i have my bike
Geoff: Oh
Micheal: Whose personal vechile isn't being used?
Geoff: Mines being used
Micheal: Ryan?
Ray: Ryan just called his bike
Ryan: I'm on our bike
Micheal: Uhhh
Ryan: Kerry
Micheal: Kerry do you have a personal vehicle?
Kerry: Uhh i gotta call it in but yeah
Micheal: Alright, i think all we gotta do is get Kerry's car there, come back and be ready to start
Ryan: So just to sum up
Micheal: Yeah
Ryan: We're gonna roll up on the bank
Micheal: Yeah
Ryan: You guys are gonna parachute down
Micheal: Yeah
Ryan: Go into the bank
Micheal: Mmmhmm
Ryan: Rob it
Micheal: Yes
Micheal: Yeah that's plan b
Ryan: Hopefully that's-
Micheal: B for bank
Ryan: Someone
Ryan: At some point
Ryan: That's gonna trigger some kind of cop attack, we hope
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: Tons of money, tons of police, tons of pussy
Micheal: Everything
Gavin: You impressed lads?
Gavin: I would be
Ray: Ryan are we just gonna stand in the middle of the street?
Micheal: Who are you talking to?
Gavin: These guys
Ray: Are we just gonna gun down everybody or are we gonna find a place to hide?
Ryan: I'm going to look for cover
Micheal: Holy shit Kerry!
Geoff: Jesus Kerry!
Micheal: Kerry please don't kill us all
Kerry: Everythings fine
Micheal: Holy fuck
Micheal: Don't land (Ray: That's the pilot!) in the tree man
Kerry: Everything's fine..
Geoff: Helicopters hate trees
Micheal: Alright
Micheal: Kerry...
Geoff: It's like their natural enemy
Gavin: It's like whenever i glance the radar someone puts a wall in front of me
Micheal: Alright this is perfect
Micheal: Now Kerry, just put your car at the end of this road
Kerry: Who do i call?
Micheal: Your mechanic
Kerry: Oh there we go i got it
Kerry: Is it the insurance?
Micheal: Ghost busters
Geoff: Who's the other helicopter?
Micheal: No, it's the mechanic
Kerry: Yeah i knew that
Ryan: Holy crap
Kerry: I didn't, i didn't call the insurance company
Micheal: You also gotta get out the helicopter
Kerry: Naaahhhhhhhhhh(Micheal: I think)hhhhh
Geoff: I think he does too
Ryan: Yup
Ryan: My phone is blowin' up
Micheal: And your car will never disappear
Micheal: And we should be good, everythings in place
Gavin: This is some fast prep we've done
Ryan: I think everybody in Los Santos apprently heard
Ryan: How awesome we are
Kerry: I don't have the mechanic, what are you talking about?
Ryan: Cause my phone is on fire
Geoff: What were, I'm sorry. What were you saying about fast prep?
Gavin: Ughack
Kerry: Everythings fine
Kerry: I'm calling the insurance, they'll know what to do
Ryan: How do you not have a mechanic?
Ryan: Oh, you have to have a garage
Ryan: Hmm..
Ryan: How much money do you have?
Kerry: Uhhhhh
Micheal: Alright that was a fatal flaw in the plan
Micheal: I didn't expect uh
Micheal: Kerry to not have that
Micheal: Alright, fuck it
Micheal: I'll forgo my bike
Ryan: We'll just steal a car
Micheal: No
Ryan: We can just steal
Micheal: Nononono
Micheal: Don't - It won't stay here if you just steal it though
Ryan: No just get there and steal one
Kerry: Yeah
Ryan: Just land and steal a car
Kerry: Yeah there's like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Micheal: You guys are kinda in the middle of nowhere though
Micheal: Fuck it you can just use my car
Micheal: I'll call it
Micheal: I'm calling you a bif, right now
Micheal: You guys can have my bif
Micheal: I'll (Ray: Ify bif) forgo my bike
Micheal: Uhh
Micheal: How are you gonna bike then?
Micheal: I'll figure it out
Gavin: Oh well i have a bicycle, can we both get on it?
Gavin: We can't though
Micheal: I don't think so
Ryan: No
Gavin: Hmm
Micheal: Gavin, you might have to bicycle off to get us a car
Gavin: Ok..
Micheal: Ok my cars here
Micheal: You see where it is?
Kerry: Yeah (Micheal: Kerry)
Kerry: It got that, that orange
Kerry: Yeahh
Micheal: Geoff, you see where it is?
Micheal: If you guys wanna mark that on your map
Micheal: That's exactly where my car will be
Gavin: Mark that down
Geoff: Uh i don't see where it is
Geoff: Kerry you-
Micheal: It's literally right in front of you
Micheal: Your characters looking at it
Gavin: You guys look good
Ray: Thanks!
Kerry: Got it
Ryan: Right!
Kerry: Point of interest
Micheal: We're ready to go!
Micheal: Gav, you got the boat
Gavin: Yeah boats in place
Micheal: We got a car
Micheal: At the vinewood
Micheal: Geoff you planted the other car
Kerry: Uh another helicopter
Micheal: Near the airport
Geoff: Yep!
Micheal: Kerry's got the helicopter
Kerry: Yeah
Ray: Gavin you're gonna pop your tires if you keep doing that
Micheal: You guys, Ryan and Ray you have a bike?
Gavin: *In a high voice* ~Oh i'm so scared about my prius tires~
Kerry: Is everybody in the helicopter?
Ryan: What happened to that car?
Kerry: That needs to be in the helicopter
Gavin: Which car?
Micheal: Yeah it should be all four of us
Ryan: The car you're in
Gavin: I primed it
Kerry: There's three people in this helicopter
Micheal: Oh we gotta go get Gavin
Kerry: Where's Gavin?
Ray: Gavin's right by us
Ray: By the uh
Micheal: Alright we'll pick him up, we're in a helicopter!
Ryan: I was tryin' to blow up his car
Micheal: Gavin, you're in the right spot
Kerry: Alright
Kerry: We're gonna y'know
Micheal: We'll touch down, pick up Gavin
Micheal: Heist begins dude
Ryan: Alright
Kerry: Casin' the joint
Kerry: Alright
Ray: Aw man we're gonna get our kicks dirty
Micheal: It's ok, you'll buy new kicks
Kerry: You'll have so much money
Micheal: These'll be like your hall of fame kicks
Micheal: You can hang on the wall
Micheal: I'm getting more terrified flying into the city with Kerry
Kerry: Naahhh
Kerry: We're good
Geoff: It's scary
Micheal: See how he handled the middle of nowhere (Ryan: Wow!)
Geoff: Yeah no no no
Geoff: I just-
Micheal: Is terrifying me
Ray: What if the car exploded?
Ryan: You just bare knuckle busted that thing
Gavin: Won't mess with that roof
Micheal: I don't even know what that means
Kerry: This is..
Micheal: Alright, you ready Gav?
Ryan: Gavin may need to go to the hospital
Ryan: He just (Micheal: Nah Gavin's fine) through the sun roof of a car
Gavin: I'm just gettin' my finger prints off this car (Micheal: Jesus!)
Ray: He's armor locking
Kerry: Look at that
Kerry: Perfect!
Gavin: Alright you gonna come pick me up or what?
Micheal: We're right next to you dummy, get in the fucking helicopter
Geoff: Stop punching a car and get in the helicopter idiot
Micheal: We're literally parked next to you
Gavin: I was hoping you would
Gavin: Sort of.. I could jump off the top of the car into the choper
Micheal: Come get me
Micheal: Yeah we're gonna move eight feet
*Laughter*
Micheal: "Guys come get me.."
Gavin: Alright, good point
Gavin: Alright!
Gavin: I'm in!
Ryan: Geoff's in the right seat
Ryan: He's hanging out the side
Micheal: Alright we're in
Gavin: Heist begins!
Micheal: Let's do this, heist begins!
Ray: Where's the bank?
Micheal: It's north of here
Micheal: Just follow the chopper
Kerry: You got the way point, right?
Ray: Alright
Gavin: We got a crane
Ray: Nobody die because then you're dead dead
Micheal: Yeah
Ray: Like for realsies
Micheal: For reals dead
Ray: Not that fake shit
Ray: Alright
Micheal: O M G
Gavin: Micheal i'm doing camera surveillance
Micheal: Mmhmm
Micheal: Hows it look?
Gavin: It looks really good in green
Micheal: Excellent, excellent
Kerry: Where's uh.. where are we going?
Micheal: We're goin' to the bank!
Micheal: It's right here dude
Kerry: Ok
Micheal: It's right in front of us
Micheal: See that building right there? With the little castle top?
Micheal: Top lookin' (Kerry: Yup)
Gavin: Aaaahh i see
Kerry: I'm gonna get some altitude
Micheal: Alright, let's wait for Ray and Ryan to show up
Ryan: We're rollin' up
Micheal: You guys can kinda like secure the position? (Ray: We're rollin' up)
Micheal: It's a lot of altitude
Micheal: You do know Geoff has to give us covering fire, Kerry?
Kerry: Well yeah but you guys are gonna jump out so
Micheal: Ok
Kerry: Sweet style
Micheal: You ready Gav?
Gavin: Alright Micheal. Where are we gonna land, we gonna land by the steeple?
Micheal: We'll land on the street
Gavin: On the street?
Micheal: Don't land on the roof cause you'll die when you fall off
Gavin: Oh ok
Ryan: Alright mask up
Micheal: Alright ready?
Ray: Alright well i'm gonna mask up
Micheal: Three. Two. One!
Kerry: Whooaaa
Micheal: Let's heist!
Kerry: OOOOO
Gavin: Whoooooooooaaa
Ray: Alright
Geoff: Oh that's beautiful lads
Ryan: That's the wrong mask!
Ryan: Oh no!
Ray: Ryan! You just grew a pony tail!
Ryan: There we go
Ryan: Shit! Why won't it stick?
Geoff: Alright Kerry you go down here
Geoff: There we go
Kerry: There we go
Ryan: There we go, ok
Micheal: Ok we're landing..
Micheal: They don't suspect a thing
Micheal: Falling in the middle of the street
Micheal: The parachutes
Kerry: Geoff?
Ray: Once you guys go in, Ryan and I will melt everybody
Geoff: My angles perfect here, if you could hover like this
Micheal: Hang on wait for the police to show up
Geoff: We're set
Ray: Alright
Kerry: You got it
Micheal: You don't want to preemptively
Ray: Hey what's up
Ryan: Nice landing
Micheal: Aw shit she was takin' a picture but don't worry
*Gavin makes pain noise*
*Laughter*
Micheal: Gavin almost (Geoff: Fantastic) got away with it
*Gavin laughing*
Ray: Ryan, make sure you're alive
Geoff: I might have to get you to move a little a litle
Micheal: Alright Gavin
Geoff: I'm gonna shoot where you should m-
Micheal: Where's the money!
Ryan: What's up?
Ray: There's not a lot of cover
Ryan: No?
Ray: As in there's zero
Ryan: Yup
Ryan: Nothing to uh
Ray: That's right, the cops won't know what him em
Ryan: We'll uh
Geoff: You got the left
Micheal: Here Gavin
Ryan: Hopefully provide our own cover
Geoff: There you go
Kerry: There we go
Geoff: That's better
Geoff: I got a pretty good field of
Micheal: Oh there's no money in there, hang on
Michal: I bet it's over here
Kerry: I hear something
Micheal: Here we go Gavin
Micheal: This way
Gavin: Wait
Micheal: I know where the back is
Gavin: I've lost you Micheal. It's a big bank!
Gavin: I'm lost
Micheal: Yeah i know i know
Gavin: I'm used to convenience stores
Micheal: I know i know come on
Ray: Excuse me miss
Micheal: Come this way
Micheal: Gavin turn around
Ray: Don't mind me
Micheal: Over here boi!
Micheal: Over here!
Gavin: Whistle
Gavin: There you are
Ryan: Ray, does it seem like
Kerry: You guys are so fucking secure
Ryan: Nobody is at all curious why we're
Geoff: You guys are so fucking covered
Ryan: Standing outside with uh
Ray: They uh
Ray: People don't ask questions in Los Santos
Micheal: Things are about to kick off
Gavin: Aw this is such a bank!
Ryan: I hear the sirens!
Kerry: Ooooo
Ray: Uh oh
Micheal: It's empty though
Ray: Sirens are getting closer (Micheal: Actually..)
Ray: Gettin' ready to kill
Micheal: This is uh..
Kerry: We should have painted the helicopter-
Geoff: Does anybody have a wanted level yet?
Micheal: All empty..
Gavin: This an alarm?
Gavin: Not anymore
Micheal: Ha ha!
Ryan: Ok here comes the first cop
Micheal: Wait
Ray: Yeah?
Micheal: OH! WAIT!
Ray: Oh here it comes
Micheal: Y'know what
Micheal: I realize
Ryan: Oh they're onto us
Micheal: Dude it's wednesday, the banks closed on wednesday
Ray: Aw shit
Micheal: Noones in the bank, alright
Micheal: Alright, plan c, go to the convenience store north of here
Gavin: Alright let's go!
Kerry: Alright..
Micheal: Aw shit
Micheal: Gavin we gotta get the hell outta here first
Geoff: Alright i'm killin' cops
Micheal: Hang on!
Ray: We're killin' cops!
Micheal: Hang on hang on hang on
Ryan: Let's go Ray!
Ray: Alright
Geoff: ~Redid cadillac (?) ~
Geoff: ~In the music c-~
Micheal: Oh fuck Gavin
Gavin: Micheal jump down!
Ryan: Where's the convenience store?
Micheal: Gavin! That's not a short cut!
Micheal: Let's go down the stairs
Gavin: Where's the stairs?
Kerry: They're onto us Geoff
Geoff: It's ok
Ray: Move to the convenience store
Micheal: Oh it was a short cut
*Gavin laughing*
Geoff: Takin' out the helicopter
Micheal: Right here Gav, right here
Gavin: Op!
Ray: Alright we're here already
Micheal: Oh shit
Ray: Oh now we kinda have cover
Micheal: Gav, i'll steal a car let's go
Ray: Much better!
Gavin: Uhhh
Geoff: Cops all over the gaff
Micheal: Follow me! Follow me!
Ryan: Maybe a lot of cops on us?
Kerry: There's a lot of em'
Ray: That's alright
Micheal: Go to the convenience store north of here! GO GO GO
Kerry: You got the best c-
Gavin: Aw there's cops everywhere!
Micheal: Gavin and i are goin'!
Ray: That woman wasn't a cop
Geoff: Are we ready, can Kerry and I leave?
Micheal: Well you gotta fly to the convenience store
Micheal: You ready to go to the convenience store
Ray: Ryan and I are here already
Geoff: OG 2 OUT
Micheal: We got cops on us!
Micheal: We got two stars, we got two stars
Kerry: Where's the convenience store?
Kerry: How do we get up here?
Kerry: Is that it?
Micheal: Convenience store
Kerry: Where is it?
Gavin: How are we gonna rob it?
Geoff: What's that?
Ray: That's a Rh-
Ray: Ryan and I are here
*Screaming*
Micheal: Whoa what the fuck was that?
Ray: That was a
Ray: That was a cop
Ryan: We're covering you, come on!
Ray: Yeah come on!
Micheal: *stuttering* H-gu-wu The convenience stores closed!
Ray: Whoa oh
Ray: Do you have a plan d?
Micheal: Uh
Micheal: Hang on hang on
Kerry: What is everybody doing (Ryan: Look out Ray!) on Wednesday?
Micheal: Hang on hang on hang on
Micheal: I'll get it i'll get it i'll get it i'll get it
Micheal: Oooooooo i'm callin' a guy
Micheal: I'm callin' a guy i'm callin' a guy
Micheal: Gavin! Get the- take the-
Micheal: Take the car and hide around the corner
Gavin: Ok!
Ryan: This is gettin' grim!
Micheal: Hang on
Geoff: Alright i'm killin' cops left and right
*Yelling*
Gavin: Where do i go Micheal?!?
Micheal: I'm goin' in the store i'm goin' in the store
Ryan: Oh look out Ray look out
Ray: Where?
Ryan: I'm trying not to shoot you
Micheal: GIVE ME THE MONEY
Ray: Alright i'm goin' over here for cover (Ryan: ok)
Micheal: I'm robbing, i need cover guys
Micheal: Just make sure i have cover, i'm robbin' the store right now
Geoff: You got tons of cover dude
Geoff: This is goin' well
Kerry: There's cops right below us!
Ray: I have four stars!
Micheal: Gavin, we're almost ready to go to the tank
Ryan: Also four stars
Gavin: Ok uhhh
Ray: We got a shit load of helicopters
Gavin: OOOOOO i'm hiding under a tree
Kerry: They're like ropin-
Gavin: The mini map is mental right now!
Kerry: Holy shit!
Micheal: Here we go here we go here we go
Micheal: Here we go here we goooo
Micheal: Fuck you i got the money let's go!
Micheal: Let's go let's go let's go let's go
Geoff: Let's get of here, let's go!
Kerry: Alright!
Micheal: Gavin! Across the street!
Gavin: One sec one sec
Micheal: Run straight through the alley
Gavin: Ok!
Geoff: Let's lose these cops Kerry!
Micheal: Gotta get to our tanks!
Geoff: Fly north!
Ray: We need to keep givin' em cover unitl they're gone
Geoff: Don't go through the sign!
Geoff: Just go north!
Micheal: Over the fence
Geoff: We gotta we gotta lose the cops first
Kerry: You got it
Gavin: Oh no!
Gavin: Micheal!
Micheal: Gavin, please don't die
*Gavin laughing*
*Kerry singing*
Micheal: I'm in the tank, i'm in the tank!
Gavin: Alright, i'm good!
Gavin: Micheal, Where's the tanks?
Micheal: Come to me! Come to me!
Micheal: It's in the alley!
Micheal: Come to me!
Gavin: Is it across the street from that?
Micheal: Yes!
Gavin: Ok!
Ray: How'd you lose Micheal?! OW!
Gavin: I was hiding
*Ryan laughing*
Micheal: Gavin you need to get here
Ray: Whooa we're close to death
Ryan: We're gettin' bigger trucks
Kerry: We got a helicopter behind us
Micheal: Gavin where are you?
Geoff: I dunno i can't shoot it
Ray: All your covers-
Micheal: I see you comin' i see you comin'
Micheal: Go! Go! It's behind me! It's behind me!
Kerry: Geoff! Attack time!
Gavin: Oh Sweet! I made it!
Ryan: Look out for the chopper Ray!
Ray: Yep, i'm shootin' at it
Ray: I got one guy
Gavin: We got the money Micheal?
Micheal: I got the money
Gavin: Alright
Ryan: Alright
Micheal: Ooo where's my waypoint
Micheal: Oh my way points gone
Ray: I got the pilot
Ray: I did not get the pilot
Micheal: Aww this si bad
Micheal: Ithinkit'sover ok
Ray: Alright
Micheal: Are you ready Gavin?
Geoff: I put about a thousand
Geoff: Bullets into him
Micheal: Gavin, ready?
Gavin: Yes!
Micheal: Who's dead? Who's dead?
Kerry: He's uh, he's still there
*Soft piano music*
Geoff: Alright i think i got em'
Geoff: I got him Kerry, let's go!
*Soft piano music*
Micheal: Gavin follow me!
*Piano music*
Micheal: Nothing will kill us, except for each other
*Piano music*
*Ryan makes a dying gurgle*
Micheal: Fuck we lost Ryan!
Ray: RYAN
Ray: NOOOOOO
Geoff: NOT RYAN
Ray: YOU BASTARDS
*Ray screams*
*Piano music*
Geoff: Alright so what's the real plan? (Micheal: Ok)
Micheal: So
Micheal: Ryan and Ray
Micheal: Will definitely die on that bike
Geoff: Ah yeah absolutely
Micheal: I want them fucking dead as shit
Micheal: Ryan's gonna fucking betray everybody
Micheal: We're all dead if Ryan's in play
Geoff: Yeah
Micheal: Ray
Micheal: He's too quick
Micheal: He's y'know, i can't trust him
Micheal: Just the way he took out Ryan last week
Geoff: It was impressive
Micheal: I don't want anybody that good on our team
Micheal: Because i feel threatened, right?
Micheal: So
Micheal: Hopefully they die on the bike
Micheal: If they don't die, the vehicle that you're gonna plant
Micheal: Is gonna have explosives in it
Geoff: Ignition bomb
Micheal: Ignition bomb
Micheal: So the second they start the car
Micheal: Boom
Micheal: Ok hopefully they both die
Micheal: If one of them survives
Micheal: We're gonna be spread out
Micheal: They're gonna be by themselves in the middle of the woods
Micheal: They're not gonna know what's happening
Micheal: You just play dumb, "I dunno what happened"
Micheal: Y'know just (Geoff: Yeah)
Micheal: GTA man sometimes it just tells you you killed somebody (Geoff: Shit goes wrong)
Micheal: Y'know i dunno
Micheal: I don't know
Micheal: And uhh
Micheal: We'll take out the other one when we get the uh..
Micheal: If one of them happens to make it
Micheal: Taken em' out on the beach
Micheal: I think that's good
Micheal: And then the three of us escape
Micheal: Split the money three ways
Micheal: Bigger pay day
Geoff: Absolutely
Micheal: Alright let's go it
Geoff: Dumb fools..
Micheal: Nothing will kills us except for each other
Micheal: Do not blow me up with the tank
Geoff: Alright Kerry, head for the mountains buddy
Micheal: Left bumper will kill everything
Micheal: Just blow every car out of the way (Geoff: We gotta go to the right!)
Micheal: We got every car, every helicopter (Geoff: DAAhhhh)
Gavin: I got three stars again!
Geoff: Go high Kerry! Go high!
Micheal: Gavin, we can get five stars. It doesn't matter
Micheal: We're gonna lose the cops in the subway (Geoff: Alright that's it)
Geoff: Just keeping hauling ass this way
Micheal: DID WE LOSE RAY
Kerry: I think we're
Micheal: WE LOST RAY
EVERYONE: RAY? NO!
Micheal: Shit!
Geoff: RAY
*Gavin makes scared noise*
Geoff: RYAN?
Micheal + Kerry: Oh fuck
Micheal: I'm making so many widows right now
*Gavin screams*
Micheal: Gavin don't die, just stay behind me bro
Gavin: Aww endo
Kerry: We're almost in the clear
Geoff: We're almost in the clear (Micheal: BOOSH), keep hauling ass
Kerry: Was that the prison?
Gavin: Stop mounting the tree!
Kerry: I can't go there man
Geoff: Go high! Go high!
Geoff: Just keep goin' this way!
Geoff: Head towards the water (Gavin: *Bird noises*)
Gavin: *Squealing* No!
Micheal: Come on Gav, you still behind me
Gavin: There almost
Geoff: Kerry we will lose these cops!
Gavin: No i've lost you!
Geoff: I promise you
Micheal: Follow me! Come to me on the map!
Micheal: I'm about to go into the subway dude
Gavin: I'm coming!
Gavin: Hang on with the subway i'm on the way
Geoff: Kerry hpfh-
Geoff: Book left a little bit
Geoff: Let's get out over the water (Gavin: I thought you died there Geoff)
Geoff: Where no land vehicles can see us
Gavin: You stopped talking abruptly (Micheal: Fuckfuckfuckfuck)
Gavin: 'Cuse me!
Micheal: Shits gettin' real shits gettin' real
Kerry: Are you guys in tanks?
Kerry: What's goin' on?
Micheal: We're still in the tanks, we're making our getaway
Gavin: Are you guys still in the chopper?
Kerry: Oh yeah
Geoff: Alright life check, Gavin!
Gavin: I'm alive!
Geoff: Micheal?
Gavin: One hundred percent
Micheal: Team nice dynamite a hundred percent
Geoff: Team OG two is fucking great
Micheal: We lost the R 'n' R connection
Micheal: Gav you still behind me?
Geoff: Ok we're good
Geoff: Kerry let's head to the hollywood sign
Micheal: Alright we're almost there dude
Gavin: I'm takin' down choppers left and right
Micheal: We're almost there
Geoff: Uhh this is goin'
Geoff: Y'know
Micheal: We lost Ray and Ryan
Geoff: Very well
Micheal: We got the money
Kerry: I mean...
Micheal: We lost Ray and Ryan
Micheal: But we got the money, so far, so far it's ok
Micheal: We can still finish this with
Micheal: Most of the crew
Gavin: Aww that guy died
Micheal: Hooo please tell me i'm going the right way
Micheal: please tell me i'm goin' the right way
Kerry: Alright
Gavin: Micheal...
Micheal: Aww i hope this is the right way
Gavin: I hope it is too (Kerry: Oh god)
Micheal: People are pissed at us Gav
Gavin: I'm tryin' to take out the chopper that's chasin' you
Geoff: Alright
Geoff: Kerry looks like we're smokin' a bit
Kerry: We're like y'know it's like 4:19 up in here
*Geoff laughing*
Kerry: It's not too bad yet but
Micheal: I thought i just heard Ray from the grave
Gavin: Oh! I just shot the ceiling!
Geoff: Kerry and I are 4:19
Geoff: Alright i see the car, i see the getaway car
Geoff: Let's roll!
Micheal: Please be over here
Kerry: This is the hard part
*Yelling*
Micheal: Please be over here...
Micheal: Gav you still behind me?
*People talking over each other*
Kerry: I'll do my best!
Gavin: Yeah i'm shootin' choppers out of the sky
Micheal: I think this is it
Micheal: Whoops!
Geoff: Oh my god it's perfect!
Kerry: Combat landing
Geoff: Text book landing
Gavin: I just smooshed a cop up a tree pole
Micheal: This is it Gav, we're going the right way!
Gavin: OoooOOOOOOooo
Geoff: Hop in the car, i'll drive
Kerry: Alright
Geoff: Lemme set a way point real fast
Micheal: It's behind me dude
Gavin: I'm on i'm just a little bit behind you Micheal
Gavin: I haven't seen you in a while (Micheal: Fuck...)
Geoff: I'll set the way point
Kerry: Alright
Gavin: Witnesses!
Gavin: Oh god
Micheal: Fuck
*Grunting*
Micheal: 'Cuse me 'cuse me 'cuse me
Gavin: Awww carnage
Geoff: Off we go!
*Gavin makes explosion noises*
Micheal: Alright i'm going in the subway Gav!
Gavin: Micheal uh
Kerry: I got an SMG i'm ready-OOOOOOO
Kerry: OOO
Micheal: Just go straight on
Micheal: On this road
Geoff: Don't worry we're in a bif
Micheal: Straight on this road Gav (Kerry: This is awesome)
Micheal: I got five stars, i'm tryin' to lose the five stars
Geoff: Not now Dom. God damn it!
Gavin: Straight down the the the
Micheal: Straight down yeah
Gavin: This tunnel
Micheal: Yeah
Gavin: Ok
Gavin: There's a flat-
Micheal: OH I FLIPPED THE TANK
Kerry: HOLY SHIT
Geoff: Oh slight spin we're good
Geoff: We're good
Geoff: Just a little flip
*People yelling over each other*
Geoff: Just a little, alright
Geoff: Another ahhghg
Gavin: Sorry gents
Geoff: We're good!
Gavin: Whoa!
Gavin: It's like a movie! Every single thing i do!
Micheal: Squeeze into the tunnel, we get to the end
Gavin: OH!
Micheal: We should lose the cops
Gavin: That guy got smooshed-OH MY GOD
Kerry: Just right into traffic
Geoff: This is going exceptionally well (Kerry: Oh my god..)
Gavin: Micheal are you down 'ere
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: WHOA I almost killed myself
Geoff: Ryan never even got a chance to kill us
Micheal: Gavin, if you, if you shoot the tank
Micheal: In the tunnel
Micheal: You'll kill yourself
Kerry: I'm green man this is freaking me out
Gavin: Ok
Gavin: OOOoo
Gavin: Right one or the left one?
Geoff: It's ok it's ok
Micheal: Go to the right one
Gavin: Alright
Micheal: I abandoned my tank
Kerry: Double o mogar hummin' us out
Micheal: I'm gonna lose my stars
Micheal: I'm losin' my stars
Gavin: Why'd you abandon the tank?
Micheal: Because i shot the tank and i thought i set myself on fire
Micheal: And i got scared
Gavin: Alright!
Micheal: I've lost my- No i didn't lose it yet
Gavin: Micheal i'm bringing your tank!
Micheal: Alright don't, don't run me over with it
Gavin: Micheal get in!
Micheal: GAVIN
Micheal: Jesus!
Geoff: Alright things are going great here Kerry
Micheal: Dude! Choo choo!
Gavin: Get on the choo choo!
Micheal: Choo choo
Micheal: Choooooo
Micheal: Alright
Micheal: Ok Gavin, how's your wanted level?
Micheal: Hop out of the tank
Gavin: Watch me pop out
*Gavin makes bird noises*
Micheal: Dude that was awesome
Gavin: Yeah!
Micheal: We actually kept you alive i can't believe it
Kerry: Geoff, exceptional driving
Gavin: I still have a wanted level though
Geoff: Thanks buddy
Micheal: It's ok, just stay in the tunnel
Geoff: Grace under pressure. That's what it's all about in the Fake AH crew
Kerry: You got the red smoke too?
Geoff: Yeah that's Micheal's
Micheal: Just don't do anything yet
Kerry: Micheal's got the red smoke too?
Geoff: Yeah he's biffed out man
Gavin: How do i take a little swig of coffee?
Micheal: Uh i don't know. Just try not to kill yourself, or blow yourself up with a grenade or something
Geoff: How are things lookin' in the tunnel boys?
Micheal: So far so good, just tryin' to lose our wanted level
Micheal: Gavin, come back away from the entrance
Micheal: There's helicopters out there
Gaivn: I'm just gonna have a...
Micheal: Oh shit
Micheal: We got uh
Micheal: Gavin we go something
Micheal: You got something behind you
Kerry: You just survived a five star wanted level
Geoff: Wow
Micheal: It's ok
Geoff: Pretty good
Gavin: Micheal the train stopped
Micheal: It's ok, don't worry about it
Micheal: We're still losin' our wanted level
Micheal: As long as those stars keep blinkin'
Gavin: Is he gonna
Micheal: Don't shoot him
Kerry: Whoa!
Gavin: I'm gonna offer him a cigarette
Micheal: yeah, if he wants one that's fine
Geoff: Fuckin'
Micheal: Gavin!
Gavin: Oh!
Kerry: What is this tranformers five?
Micheal: You're gonna die dude
Gavin: Why would i die?
*Geoff laughing*
Micheal: Cause you're gonna get run over or something
Gavin: Look he opened the door for me!
Micheal: Stop stop stop...
Gavin: You see the door?
Micheal: Stop...
Geoff: I'm Geoffery Statham, his cousin
*Kerry lauging*
Micheal: Alright i'm gonna run back a litle
Gavin: OOO!
Micheal: Nice i just lost my wanted level
Kerry: You took a different career path
Gavin: Ok
Kerry: But it all ends the same
Micheal: Do you still have yours?
Geoff: We're about a mile and a half away (Gavin: I just lost it!) Kerry
Micheal: Ok now Gav
Micheal: Call your bike.
Gavin: Call my bike
Micheal: Hold down the back bu-
Gavin: Aww the tanks *Laughter*
Micheal: That's fine, don't worry about the tanks
Micheal: Hold down the back button
Micheal: And hit retrieve vehicle
Gavin: Uhh can't
Micheal: Let's uh
Gavin: Straight out
Micheal: Let's come over here first
Gavin: Not on a road
Kerry: Or!
Kerry: Hey Geoff this could be crank
Micheal: Put your gun away so the cops don't
Micheal: Shoot at us
Geoff: This could be crank
Kerry: And you could have like sex with (Gavin: Can i've a bottle?) *mumbles*
Geoff: Aw dude if this is Crank does that mean you're uh Amy Smart?
Kerry: Yeah that's what i'm thinkin'!
Geoff: AAwww that's awesome
Kerry: Gotta find a trash can
Geoff: I always wanted to bang you as Amy smart
Micheal: You need to get a bike here
Kerry: Yeah
Gavin: Ok
Kerry: That's why i'm growin' out the hair!
Micheal: Hopefully he delivers it, there's a road right here
Gavin: Yes!
Micheal: Alright
Gavin: I can do it now
Micheal: Now
Micheal: We're almost done dude
Geoff: Alright guys this is going well!
Micheal: We gotta get-
Geoff: No jinx
Kerry: *mumbles*
Micheal: We gotta get to the boat, and that's it
Micheal: I don't think i-
Geoff: That's the beauty of the bifta Kerry!
Micheal: On top of the bicycle
Kerry: I'm seein' it! I like it!
Micheal: I don't know where he delivers the bi-
Gavin: My bike popped up
Micheal: Where is it?
Gavin: It's right here
Geoff: Uh oh!
Kerry: Whoa!
Geoff: Well that was pretty solid (Kerry: Well y'know)
Geoff: It's alright
Micheal: I don't think i can hop on
Kerry: Everything has flaws
Geoff: Can uh- yeah
Geoff: Can't all be perfect
Kerry: I've learned that my whole life
Micheal: *Laughing* Alright Gavin you ride your bike, i'll run next to you
Gavin: *Laughing*
Micheal: Fuck it!
Micheal: It's this way, please don't die
Micheal: Please don't die!
Kerry: Oh here we go!
Micheal: Dieee....
Gavin: *Laughing* Why would i die?
Micheal: OH GAVIN! You're going the wrong way!
Gavin: Oh am i?
Gavin: It's down there
Geoff: Ugh there's a fuckin' gang attack down here
Kerry: What!? What are they doin'?
Gavin: Have you uh
Micheal: YY
Gavin: Which way uh
Micheal: You know u-
Geoff: I dunno let's get out of here
Kerry: It's the west coast (Gavin: Micheal!)
Micheal: I'm lookin' both ways!
Gavin: Come over ere'. I'm gonna bunny hop down here
Micheal: Gavin, don't
Gavin: Follow me!
Gavin: Follow me!
Geoff: Alright we're on the coast
Geoff: There's suppose to be a
*Gavin screaming*
Geoff: Boat
Gavin: Ok i made it!
Gavin: Ok!
Micheal: Jesus..
Kerry: I see a couple boats off to the side
Micheal: I can't follow you don't there!
Gavin: *Laughing* Why?
Micheal: Oh wait i can jump in the water
Geoff: To the boats Kerry
Kerry: Alright
Gavin: *Laughing* Micheal, i'm off road
Micheal: Wait. How deep is this water?
Geoff: Guys this is going great!
Gavin: *Laughing* It's deep enough
Micheal: Gavin..
Gavin: Hold on
Micheal: Nah fuck that, i'm runnin' down
Gavin: Micheal i need you
Micheal: Get the boat, get ready. I'm gonna run down
Gavin: Just jump off the bridge Micheal!
Gavin: It'll look amazing!
Micheal: Gavin i've be-
Gavin: It'll look so cool Micheal!
Micheal: Been in threes heists before. It's not gonna happen.
Micheal: I'm not
Micheal: We're finishing this one
Kerry: There we go
Geoff: Alright Kerry now we're just sitting pretty!
Geoff: We just gonna wait for Gavin (Kerry: Alright) and uh Micheal
Geoff: Team nice dynamite how far out are you?
Gavin: Uh Micheal's *Laughing*
Micheal: I'm runnin' down, right now
*Gavin laughing*
Micheal: Gav, where you at with the boat?
Gavin: Uhh i'm uhh
Gavin: D'want me to go get the boat now?
Micheal: Yeah!
Gavin: Alright i'm on the way
Micheal: Yeah
Micheal: We're almost at the boat Geoff
Kerry: Yeah let's pull up next to that one, yeah
Micheal: Holy shit we might actually pull this off with four of us left
Gavin: I parked it kinda far cause you told me to park it on the pier
Micheal: It's ok! It made sense
Micheal: Initially i was gonna ride my bike out there
Kerry: I think i see their vehicles
Gavin: *Grunting noise*
Gavin: Aww that was sweet
Geoff: We're right next to the uh we're good
Kerry: Alright
Kerry: We got this one reserved in case
Micheal: Aw we are close
Gavin: Alright boats down here
Gavin: Hwup!
Kerry: I guess we didn't need those 2 extra seats!
Geoff: Guess not
Micheal: Just in case
Geoff: Kay..
Gavin: Ray and uh Ryan wen't out completely silently
Micheal: Well i think they went out in a blaze of glory
Micheal: I don't think it was silent at all (Gavin: Oh)
Geoff: When we have our
Geoff: It's true
Geoff: When we have our after action review
Geoff: We'll try and figure out
Micheal: Gavin. Gavin!
Micheal: GAVIN!
Geoff: Deconstruct the (Gavin: Get in!) plan
Geoff: To figure out what happened (Micheal: Christ..)
*Gavin wheezy laughing*
Micheal: Thought you were going to fuckin' beach the thing
Kerry: This is..
Gavin: Alright, where to?
Micheal: Gavin and I are in the boat
Kerry: Geoff this is lovely
Micheal: I'm setting a way point for you guys
Kerry: We got the sunset behind us
Micheal: Gavin you gotta turn around
Gavin: Oh not this way?
Micheal: Yeah
Kerry: I'm saying if you wanted me to be Amy Smart now's the time (Micheal: Jesus)
*Geoff laughing*
Gavin: I need to remove my waypoint
Micheal: Gavin you need (Kerry: I'm pretty wooed right now) to stop driving the boat sideways.
Micheal: Don't drive up the stairs!
Micheal: Gavin! Gavin!
Gavin: I'm in the map, hold on
*Gavin laughing*
Gavin: Whoops alright
Micheal: Why are you driving the boat.
Gavin: *laughing* Which way?
Micheal: Jesus..
Gavin: Alright, which way?
Geoff: We're doin' boat doughnuts
Micheal: Yeah we're almost there, we're almost there
Gavin: Wha- Which way?
Kerry: I was gonna make a bogus layer
Micheal: Keep goin' the way your goin'
Geoff: Yeah..
Gavin: This way?
Micheal: Gooooooo... Not that way
Gavin: Ooooohhh
Micheal: Go left
Micheal: Turn left
Geoff: Aqua nuts!
Micheal: My...Fucking...God
Micheal: I fell out of the boat!
*Gavin + Geoff laughing*
Gavin: How'd you fall out?
Micheal: Gavin, you're gonna fucking kill us
Gavin: *Laughing* I was just drivin' the boat!
Micheal: Like a fucking moron!
Gavin: It's got a really wide turn!
*Laughter*
Micheal: God...
Gavin: You can use the walls for a-
Gavin: Walls for straigthening
Micheal: I was in a seat
Geoff: Don't forget you can hit the breaks to turn better
Gavin: Oh ok
Micheal: Yeah, the A button
Micheal: Is the breaks
Gavin: Ahh ok
Micheal: We're almost there
Micheal: Holy crap open water
Micheal: Thank god
Micheal: Ok all we gotta do is drive around the beach
Micheal: Make it out to them
Micheal: We should be good
Micheal: We gotta, and then we'll meet in the international waters
Micheal: If Gavin doesn't put us on the dock
*Gavin makes whoosing noises*
Gavin: Whoops!
Miceal: *Muttering* Oh my god...
Kerry: I can just like, i can feel the wind blow through my hair
Geoff: Guys, i think that all things considered, that went really well
Gavin: Yeah, i agree
Geoff: At this point uh..
Geoff: This would be the point where Ryan was trying to kill us now anyway
Kerry: Yeah
Kerry: But y'know Geoff, my hands are empty, y'know
*Laughter*
Kerry: I'm happy
Geoff: You gonna go skiing?
Kerry: This is good
Gavin: This looks like i'm on really shallow earth
Kerry: I can ski with one hand if you want
Geoff: Ooo!
Kerry: Handjob..
*Gavin chuckles*
Kerry: I just wanted to be clear
Geoff: Hey team nice dynamite check in, where are you?
Micheal: We're good, we're on a-
Micheal: OH my god!
Micheal: We're in the air!
Gavin: Gnarly jumps
Micheal: Still in the air
Micheal: That was Ryan
Gavin: One eightyed it
Micheal: I saw him for a second
Kerry: It was the ghost
Micheal: We're almost there
Kerry: He's just, he's hovering above us now
Kerry: Watching over
Micheal: It's all but a formality now
*Gavin sighs*
Gavin: That was a five star heist!
Micheal: It was!
Micheal: Me and you both had (Geoff: Five stars) five stars
Gavin: Can i go over this here?
Gavin: Can i go over this d'you think?
Micheal: Uh don't go to-
Micheal: Gavin. You're driving right at the rock
Micheal: The boat will blow up eventually
Gavin: Will it?
Gavin: Will it smoke first?
Micheal: I don't know
Geoff: Let's not find out
Micheal: Not if there's dynamite inside the rock
Micheal: Ok how far are we?
Micheal: We are.. Very close
Micheal: Gotta go round one more la *Mumbles*
Geoff: You guys are uh
Micheal: Landmass
Micheal: We're almost there
Geoff: Looks like you guys are uh on the map
Kerry: Lil penis
Geoff: Almost
Gavin: Micheal, do we look good in our boat?
Micheal: Yeah. It looks very wet in here
Micheal: Like everytime we hit the water the boat floods
Micheal: But other then that we look good
Gavin: I'm gonna do a little bit of a jump here
Micheal: Yeah
Gavin: Hold on to your anus
Micheal: Yeah my anus is-
Gavin: Hoof it!
Micheal: Oh wow!
Kerry: Just tighten it up
Micheal: That was a jump
*Gavin makes splash noises*
Gavin: Little submarine for a second there
Micheal: Y'know when i was testing this i called Lester
Micheal: I decided to get a Pegasus vehicle and have it ready
Micheal: I kept calling Lester near the dock
Micheal: And he was locating a boat
Micheal: And like three times it was a fucking submarine
Gavin: Oh really?
*Geoff laughing*
Micheal: This isn't going to help during the heist Lester
Kerry: Uh i mean y'know, if you go deep enough
Kerry: He can't find you
*Gavin grunts*
Micheal: God..
Gavin: Little short cut there
Micheal: I'm so terrified with you driving this thing
*Gavin laughs*
Micheal: We are so close.
Micheal: Holy shit
Micheal: Dude the bottom of our boat looks bad
*Gavin laughs*
Geoff: Aww yeah you guys, i can almost see you in the horizon
Geoff: Uh oh
Gavin: Bye Ray
Micheal: Uh well his family had to come for his body
Kerry: Yeah
Geoff: Oh is that you guys right there?
Micheal: Oh wait turn left turn left Gav
Geoff: There you are!
Micheal: Turn left
Gavin: Turning left
Micheal: Yeah go like, closer in
Gavin: Is this them? Is this the light?
Micheal: Go wait, go to the left
Gavin: The left
Micheal: Is that them over there?
Geoff: Uhhh you just passed us
Micheal: Oh wait
Gavin: There's an audience of people here
Micheal: Go over here, go left go left
Kerry: Yeah
Kerry: They're uh, they're the tv audience
Gavin: So we all gonna combine on this boat?
Micheal: Yeah
Geoff: So should be hop in your boat
Gavin: Yeah, i would
Micheal: Uh drive over, drive over to the other boat here
Kerry: Which boat?
Micheal: Here Gavin, switch with me, switch with me
Gavin: Driver
Micheal: Just get out
Geoff: So should we jump out and get in your boat?
Micheal: Yeah
Kerry: Alright
Geoff: Alright
Micheal: Might as well all take one boat
Geoff: Uhh here i go
Kerry: Oh i'm drivin' now
Kerry: Nope i'm out
Gavin: Am i op..
Kerry: Ooo sweet jump
Geoff: Uh i hope we made a lot of money i just had to pay my mechanic a hundred and twenty five fucking dollars
Micheal: Gavin, you stay on the top look cool. Kerry you get in
Kerry: Guys i just wanted to say i really enjoyed this so far (Micheal: Well awesome)
Micheal: Kerry sit down
Micheal: Sweet
Geoff: Alright let's go
Micheal: Whoa!
Kerry: What the fuck!
Micheal: Alright
Geoff: What was that?
Gavin: What was that?
Micheal: Did someone try and fucking kill us or?
Kerry: Something just exploded
Micheal: Alright Jesus fucking Christ
Gavin: You're the one who's gonna beach it Micheal!
Geoff: Don't beach it! (Micheal: I got it)
Kerry: Yeah we're good
Gavin: Who blew us up?
Kerry: We're good
Micheal: Well the initial, well we all got out here
Micheal: As expected Ryan and Ray died horribly
Micheal: But uh you guys were suppose to die too in the uh boat
Micheal: Alright
Micheal: So now
Micheal: Fuck Geoff
Micheal: He's gonna die
Micheal: So we get to the end
Micheal: We get to the meeting point
Micheal: Gavin and I will be on the boat
Micheal: Waiting
Micheal: Whoever's left alive will get on the boat, that you prepared
Micheal: Little do they know, there'll be a sticky bomb on the side of the boat
Micheal: Facing away from the beach
Lindsay: One is a low number, but yeah, there'll be sticky bombs
Micheal: Yeah so
Micheal: Put it about fifty to a hundred yards out in the water
Micheal: So they'll have to swim out to it
Micheal: We'll be in the water
Micheal: They'll swim out to it
Micheal: They get on the boat
Micheal: You'll be on a rock nearby
Micheal: Located
Micheal: Here
Lindsay: Vantage point
Micheal: When they get on the boat
Micheal: If they don't see the bomb
Micheal: You'll let em' start goin', we'll detonate
Micheal: If they're on to us
Micheal: You blow it
Micheal: Even if somebody survives
Micheal: They're out in the water
Micheal: It's like fuckin' fish in a barrel
Micheal: I'm just gonna unload into them
Micheal: Me, you and Gavin, split the money three ways
Micheal: Granted Gavin doesn't know about it
Micheal: Y'know maybe he'll be surprised
Micheal: We'll see if he survives that long, i doubt he will
Lindsay: And then vacation in Tahiti
Micheal: But uh, we get fuckin' paid
Lindsay: Yeah
Micheal: That's the real heist
Micheal: Let's do it
Kerry: Wait
Micheal: And somebody fucked it up
Kerry: Where?
Geoff: But i'm not dead
Kerry: Yeah
Micheal: Yeah i know that was the uh
Kerry: Why aren't you guys in the boat anymore?
Micheal: That was the fucked up part
Gavin: Wait what, i don't get it
Gavin: I'm confused as to whether i should be alive or not
Micheal: Gavin.
Kerry: Uh
Micheal: It all went to shit
Geoff: No but it didn't go to shit!
Geoff: Cause we're all alive!
Kerry: Why d-
*Screaming*
Kerry: Freedom!
Micheal: Ugh i turned off auto lock
Micheal: I can't fucking aim
Micheal: Holy fuck. Gavin you're safe, come back here
Gavin: Oh
Gavin: Wha
Micheal: Gavin, naw you're safe
Gavin: I don't trust you Micheal!
Micheal: No you're fine
Gavin: I don't trust...
Micheal: So our expert boat
Micheal: Goer there, marked the wrong fucking boat
Micheal: And uh blew it up
Gavin: Who did?
Micheal: Uh Lindsay you wanna come over here so we can uh
*Gavin laughing*
Micheal: Make our getaway onto the uh
*Gavin laughing*
Micheal: Real heist that was planned all along
*Gavin laughing*
Micheal: Where Lindsay, Gavin and myself get away
Micheal: Split the money three ways
Micheal: Fuck you Geoff!
Gavin: She blew up the wrong boat?
Micheal: Geoff and fuckin' Kerry
Micheal: Took the wrong boat
Micheal: That was left for them
Micheal: They didn't take the boat that she put mines on
Micheal: So i was tryin' to lure them back
Micheal: I was gonna jump out and detonate the boat
Micheal: And then she detonated the boat anyway
Micheal: And i don't know why!
Micheal: Nobody was in it, and she just blew it up!
*Gavin laughing*
Micheal: But we still lived!
Gavin: Yay!
Micheal: I still got the money!
Micheal: WOoo
Micheal: Hang on Gav look
Micheal: Share cash, look i can share it!
Micheal: This'll be the first time ever
Micheal: Thirty percent
Micheal: I'll take fourty percent cause i kinda went through all the trouble
Micheal: The monies paid out!
Micheal: For the first time ever!
*Micheal laughing*
Micheal: Wooo!! (*Gavin in the background: Yay!*)
Micheal: She totally fucked up that ending
Ray: Ryan and I went out in a blaze of glory
Ryan: We did
Micheal: As we'll cut back in the video
Micheal: You guys did exactly what your suppose to do
Micheal: Die horribley
Micheal: Because if you survived
Micheal: Cause the vehicle Geoff set for you wanna gonna explode when you got in it
Ryan: Micheal.
Ray: Oh yeha Ryan and I knew that
Ryan: As we walked out of the room i looked at Ray and went
Ryan: That's gonna explode isn't it (Ray: Yeah)
Ryan: I'm so dissapointed that i didn't make it far enough
Ryan: I was gonna approach the car
Ryan: Blow it up
Ryan: Pretend like we died and go AHHH
Ryan: And then follow you guys over the coast
Ryan: Off radar and kill you both
Micheal: Well i'm glad i got to mastermind this one Ryan
Micheal: And i didn't fuckin' die at your hands
*Ryan chuckles*
Micheal: Alright! Well i thought that went pretty well!
Geoff: Yeah!
Micheal: Got the money
Geoff: Excpet for the part where you fucking double crossed me (Kerry: Yeah..). It was great!
Micheal: Well it went well for me, Gavin and Lindsay
Geoff: Well..
Kerry: I did everything right!
Kerry: Why?
Ryan: Actually Gavin kinda fell
Micheal: No, that was like, split second ending
*Ryan + Geoff laughing*
Geoff: Alright, well thanks for fucking me over
Micheal: Let's heist!
Gavin: *Laughing* Geoff's died in every single one
*Outro music*
