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Camp counselors of Reddit, what is the most
not safe for work thing you've seen happen
at camp?
I was a camp counselor a few years ago at
a camp for foster kids.
One week a counselor caught a camper (M15)
in bed with another camper (F14).
The room they were in was tiny, and the four
other girls in the bunks were awake and cheering
them on.
They were loud enough to wake the counselor,
who pulled the male camper out of bed.
The guy had a zip lock bag around his dick,
held in place by a rubber band.
I was both impressed at their dedication to
trying to have safe sex, and appalled at how
terribly they went about it.
My favorite on was a thirteen year old boy
at camp out.
Both his hands were in his sleeping bag and
he was clearly masturbating.
His counselor called a "handcheck" where you
have to display both hands in the air.
He only raised on hand.
The counselor asked for both hands and he
replied "give me four minutes."
Saw a girl give a guy a hand-job under a towel.
On the bus.
On the bus filled with children.
On the bus filled with children going to a
Christian camp.
this summer I walked in on five 15-16 year
olds touching ballsacks together while comparing
testicle size
that was a fun incident report to fill out
edit: for the record, the incident report
doesn't get them in trouble, its more of a
thing to protect me and the other counselors
if a kid were to tell their parents
This actually happened earlier today.I work
at a summer day camp at a local park with
kids in kindergarten age group.
Interesting/gross things happen almost every
day with kids at that age, but today's events
took the cake.Basically this 6 year old boy
found a dead bird in the grass and decided
it would be fun to pick it up and smear the
blood and guts all over his hands and arms.
After doing that, he started chasing around
other campers to try to share his bird entrails
on them.I had the pleasure of catching the
gore-covered kid, ripping the bird's ravaged
carcass out of his hands, and spending half
an hour in the bathroom getting him and myself
cleaned up.
When I asked him why the heck he picked up
a dead animal he said that he "thought it
was something awesome to do."Edit: Thanks
for the gold kind stranger!
Just goes to show that comments about 6 year
olds savaging animals are totally the way
to go.
Counselors having a threesome in an empty
cabin next to the bathrooms.
Finally a chance to post this!One year I was
working a "regular" camp and had a lead counselor
run over to another counselor and I to say
"Look in the first stall of the boy's bathroom".We
left our kids with our age group's female
counselors and ran.
By the time we made it a crowd of counselors
had formed around the toilet.
Contained inside was by far the mightiest,
largest turd I have ever seen in my life.
Easily a diameter of 3 inches and long enough
to be far down into the toilet while also
Free Willy'ing out of the surface of the water.No
campers were told about this.A few days later
a camper asked me if we were running to the
bathroom the other day because of a giant
piece of poop and claimed to be the conjurer
of it.
I was mortified.
I was working at a YoungLife camp in Colorado
probably 12 years ago.
I think it was the first day right around
dinner time and a girl just up and died.
Her heart just stopped.
She was sitting talking with her friends and
fell over.
It was incredibly intense and very sad for
a lot of people and tons of people were there
to witness it.It's not the most scandalous
of camp stories, but it was certainly pretty
fucked up and put a weird vibe on the rest
of the week.
I was a counselor at a day camp.
We took kids to the zoo.
A kid shoved his thumb fully inside a petting
zoo goat's butt.
I asked him why and he just shrugged looking
at me like I'm the idiot.I felt bad for the
goat but it was still standing next to him,
so maybe it was into it.
We heard rumors about the cabin next to us
one week at camp.
It was a game called "Monkey" and it involved
one of the kids getting naked and putting
a sock over his dick.
He'd then swing around the room using the
bed frames and what not making monkey noises.To
this day I'm not sure what the "game" was....I'm
guessing you won if you didn't get raped.
After reading about all the camp counselors
having sex with each other, I've decided I'm
gonna be a camp counselor.
I had two twin brothers that were very handsy
with each other.
One day one of them came to me crying because
his brother had bit his tongue after he tried
kissing him.
Had 6 year old campers at a day camp.
After swimming, found 2 of them facing each
other naked in the locker room.
They were standing there, hitting each other's
erect penises and making the 'boing boing'
sounds.
I was a day camp counselor during the summers
in high school.
I watched another counselor eat herself out
after smoking by the gully.My 16 year old
self couldn't look away.Also, generally, the
counselors are fucking like rabbits.
I knew this guy at camp.
He was maybe 13.
He got two girls pregnant, man.
Two girls pregnant!EDIT: It's a reference
from the movie "Stealing Harvard."
Now stop messaging me asking what happened
to him and the girls.
Didn't witness but: I had two LITs (just finished
grade nine) sneak off into the forest late
at night, and the girl gave the boy a blowjob.
The girl confessed to another girl, who told
me.
When she was approached she denied it, but
the boy fully admitted to it.EDIT 1: LIT stands
for leader in training, it's when a camper
isn't old enough to be a counsellor but wants
to learn how to become one.EDIT 2: the camp
was in Canada.
No, I won't say which one because I'm still
really close with many staff there and think
of the director as a great friend.EDIT 3:
stop guessing camps at risk of damaging their
reputations.
If you want to guess your camp you're welcome
to inbox me.EDIT 4: Holy horny teens, batman!
Apparently there's A LOT of camps this has
happened at!
There was this Asian kid named Kevin who went
to the bathroom to take a shit, but there
was pee on the toilet seat so he started to
cry and then took a shit on the floor because
he really had to go.
Camper who spoke no english got a nasty head
wound from a nail on the cabin rafters that
he face dived into
Also so much counselor sex
I was a camp counselor years ago and while
I don't recall really seeing anything not
safe for work with the kids, I can tell you
almost everything I saw with the counselors
was not safe for work.
I couldn't walk into a room without seeing
people fucking.
In tents, on top of the staff washing machines,
in the General Store.
Parents, if you send your kids to camp, just
remember...literally the only thing those
counselors are thinking about is fucking each
other.
I worked at a sleep-away Girl Scout camp with
all female counselors and staff where a solid
60% were lesbian.
There was a strictly enforced "no more fucking
in the bushes rule," because so many counselors
would go at it anywhere they could find.
Saw a 13 year old fucking a 12 year old.And
the position they were in......how did they
learn that?!?EDIT: And the position was..........................the
butter churner
Considering this is the position I believe
is most likely to cause pregnancy and all
due to gravity, I have no idea how or why
this was the position they chose or how they
knew about it.
I work in a building that hosts a camp for
people with autism and other mental handy
caps, A guy with something was really attached
to his counselor, a girl.
He REALLY liked her and asked her out almost
every hour of the week, she finally said no
I have a boy friend or something along those
lines, he got really mad and stripped down,
and freaked out, he peed and pooped all over
the floor, when other councilors were trying
to calm him down he ran over to a fire extinguisher
box and smashed his head in to the glass.
He had big chunks of glass in his face and
fore head, bleeding everywhere.
We were told as building managers to stay
clear of the floor he was on, they would clean
it all up.
It was odd.another story: when he left the
building we also found a sort of poop shrine?
he would poop in the closet and then mold
underwear to it.
He must have used a whole can of fabreeze
on the thing a day because we never knew about
it, couldn't smell anything.
I saw one of the campers using hedge trimmers
without the proper gloves.
I gave him the gloves, and then his gardening
service activity became safe for work.
I worked as a counselor at a camp for adults
with disabilities.
All my campers were in their 20s-late 30s.
One night one of my campers was masturbating
loudly and furiously.
Because we all slept in one giant room, her
noises were waking everyone up.
It was so distracting that I had to give her
the masturbation chat the next day and also
explain it to all my campers privately.
BOY what a fun day that was.
Ex-Counselor here, our camp has a thing where
one night all the people who had been there
for 3 years go out and do crazy shit in the
fields by the camp.Needless to say I saw a
lot of breasts, but other than that and smoking
weed nothing really big happened.Apparently
in years before some of the abandon cabins
were used during that night for rowdy sex
parties with lots of alcohol involved.
This was back in like the 1990s where I guess
the upper staff were a lot more lenient.
I worked at the camp in 2010 so I guess I
missed the really interesting stuff.It was
interesting to bring up the topic to my boss
who worked at the camp as a counselor at that
time and see him get all red faced and not
know what I was talking about.Too Long, Didn't
read, - a wild night once a year used to a
crazy sex party but not we just flash each
other and smoke
I'm late to this so this probably won't be
seen.Camper (13), carves giant penis out of
wood.Camper proceeds to run around laughing
holding it on his crotch and such.Counselor
laying on a bunk asks to see it.Still lying
down, counselor holds wooden penis vertical
on crotch.
Envy detected.Camper runs up and sits on the
wooden dick while it's being held by the counselor.I
put it in the incinerator.
Day one at camp, we jumped out of the bus
and ran around because we were so excited.
My friend ran behind the bus and the bus ran
him over.
He was rushed off by ambulance, we didn't
see him for another 3 months....
in this thread: Never sending my kids to camp,
and I should have been a camp counselor when
I was in High School.
I worked at an 8 week sleep away camp in the
Northeast and was working in a bunk of 7 and
8 year olds.
As the summer went along we lost a few counselors
due to the fact our campers were the devils
spawn and only 6 or 7 years old.
So us remaining counselors were spread thin..
and one day in the span of 10 minutes when
we didn't have a counselor in the bunk, I'm
walking back and all the kids are running
out of the bunk screaming about how one of
the campers (M6) put his dick in another kids
mouth (M7) (this is an all boys camp too).
And when the camper was later asked why he
let the other kid put the his dick in his
mouth the kids response was "Because they
dared me too" after long lashings from the
director and owners and what I assume was
some long talks with the kid's parents it
was all swept under the rug and forgotten
Too Long, Didn't read,: A camper put his dick
in another male campers mouth
