hi guys it's tana mongeau and today's video
has been so fucking requested from you
guys for so long and I am finally doing
it and it's not a story time something's
getting requested that isn't a story
time this is a revelation this is the
peak of my career and I'm very excited
about it
so today I'm going to be talking about
conspiracy theories that I believe in
one that like I think are true or like fuck with I'm gonna talk about them
a little bit that's honestly it i'm not
shane dawson and I'm not revealing any
new information I have no fucking form
of talent whatsoever i'm just gonna be
talking about some conspiracy theories
i believe in because you guys have been
requesting this for so long but none of
these are like original or anything like
that these are all conspiracy theories
that I've heard somewhere else from
someone else
this is not original content I feel like
doing a video like this it's very like
out of my element I'm gonna get
so many comments on like you want to be shane dawson
like it's no fucking secret i
want to be shane fucking Dawson like
his social blade, my social blade
I'm just kidding but before I get into
the video I'm wearing another one of my
merch shirts I keep wearing the ones with
letters because i feel so fucking weird
wearing my own face like I'm just not
that bitch i just cant eat my own ass in
a video for that long maybe i'll get
there but this one says fuck gender
roles and that's just because I believe
in that a lot and I like the font and
stuff I want to put on a shirt so you if
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fucking I'm a crazy-ass bitch
and my subscribers are crazy ass bitches
and we make a crazy ass bitch family and its kind of dope
ok im gonna shut up now ok bye. so this first
conspiracy theory has fucked me up on
every fucking level on every fucking
plateau on every fucking plantain on
every fucking Mountain arch bridge on
everything on my body
I am so internally fucked up from this
conspiracy theory and i will forever be
fucked up from it and i'm going to
explain this a really poorly and really
briefly and you're just going to delve
into like hours of internet research
after this video if you research one of
these conspiracy theories or have like
the open-mindedness to believe in any of
them
this one this is the one I'm fucking go
big or go home we're not waiting to the
end for this shit ok
the Mandela effect
the mandela effect
hooo the mandela effect
oh my god I don't even know where to
begin but this all has started on the
Internet as a meme about the Berenstein
Bears or the Berenstain Bears
theory where thousands of people remember
this book that they would have as a
child being spelled as the Berenstein
bears
and now when they go back to look at
their old childhood book our research
that more like dig up into their attic
and find that old book that they
literally had when they were a kid it
says Berenstain as s-t-a-i-n and a lot of
people became kind of on to the theory
of light so all these people remember
this as this one thing maybe at one
point in an alternate reality it was
this one thing
the way that I look at it anyways is
like the butterfly effect like somebody
went back in time and change something
and in turn that changed a bunch of
other things and then that made
something changed to where today now in
this reality it's different than it was
at one point but if you were to go back
and like get that old Berenstain Bears
book from your attic it's now changed
does that make sense because it's been
changed in reality i'm explaining this
so terribly when I used to work at
pacsun I literally spent days and days
with my co-workers just researching this
and i still can't even like manifest the
proper explanation of it but I i stand
it so hard
mandelaeffect . com is the number seven
most searched thing in my safari search
history right now like if that says
anything a lot of other ones are like
chartreuse people remember it being a
pink color but it's actually a
yellow-green a lot of people remember
jiffy peanut butter being a brand of
peanut butter and if you go back and try
to find that anywhere that never existed
it was only ever jiff but a lot of
people have memories of jiffy and jiff
it's called the Mandela effect because
of hundreds and hundreds of thousands of
people remember nelson mandela dying in
prison and that actually never happened
but hundreds and hundreds of thousands
of people like no I remember Nelson
Mandela died in prison but like that
never happened so that's that's why it's
called that I probably should have
started with that tana and the one just
fucks me up so bad
this is where it went from like this
conspiracy theory is weird to like I
believe in this this is the thing
it happened i believe in the Mandela
fact one hundred percent you may
remember as a child
mirror mirror on the wall being the
phrase that was said in snow white I have
chills oh my god why do i have chills such
a pussy little bitch
they would say mirror mirror on the wall
who's the fairest of them all pretty
much every one of today's generation can
recall that but now if you go back and
literally find like a VHS tape of like
Snow White from like 1998 and you put in
a VHS player
they say magic mirror on the wall if you
play any snow white clip movie anything
it says magic mirror on the wall
tell me tell me bitch that you do not
fucking remember
mirror mirror on the wall well that
doesn't exist sorry trying to find it
anywhere its magic mirror mandela effect
alternate reality i think yes
so who I could make an entire going to
do with the middle effect lindsay lohan
having a dead twin on i'm not going to
get too much into this but what the fuck
a lot of people are on the theory that
the movie parent trap which is actually
one of my favorite movies if you go back
and watch that back then when that was
me
they didn't really have that good enough
of graphics to edit like two people
together like that if you watch that
movie is basically lindsay lohan is
playing a movie where she meets her
long-lost twin and she plays she plays
both of the characters but it's done
so epically well that it literally looks
like it's like two people like even in
today's generation I feel like it's hard
to get graphics that good so how could
they have done it like way back then
there's just all these theories of
backing that up a bit Lindsay Lohan a
twin sister and that she died but like
she just had to continue on living in
lindsay lohan and pretend like her
sister never existed after the parent
trap and that's why she like went crazy
and blah blah blah and I don't know if I
like one hundred percent stand that the
way I do like the Mandela effect but like
if you watch that movie it is really
creepy how well that's done it does look
like there are two people there and
that's where I'll i could see how that's
pleased this one really really genuinely
fucks me up it's not even a conspiracy
theory it's just fucked up but it's like
kind of a conspiracy theory I don't know
so when you run on airplanes and in the
beginning of the airplane like when the
little stewardess bitch comes forward
and she's like hey guys and she tells
you all the same usually put the oxygen
mask on and save a baby when they tell
you all of that stuff they tell you
often times that if the plane is crashing
and it's going downward in your crashing
to put your head over your knees and put
your hands over your neck and to stay
like that and i have been told that
countless fucking times on planes by
stewardesses I never thought anything of it
if anything of the plane were crashing
that's what I would have done and I saw
in one of Shane Dawson videos he was
talking about this that's completely
where I got this theory from bitch i aint 
trying to steal your shit
the airlines if a plane crashes and you
survived you can sue the airline for a
lot of money so airlines being the
cold-hearted piece of shit people that
they are don't want you to live because
then you'll sue them for a bunch of
money so they actually teach you this
mechanism because upon impact your head
will hit the seat in front of you and
break your neck and I'm not only that
but in that position it breaks your neck
and kills you instantly so you don't
like suffer from any pain but it also
saves all of your teeth
so later they can identify your body I
researches a little more after this in
shanes video and actually the plane
is ever crashing all of the stewardess
don't assume that position that they
tell you to assume in they assume a
position where they put their legs up on
the plane and like push off to where if
it crashes the goal of that is the only
thing bad happening to them is breaking
their legs so they will live and not to
the airline but all of the passengers
will die because they're in the position
that is meant to kill that so
stewardesses are often trained to teach
people something that they literally know
will kill them and airlines would rather
you die
than live so that you don't sue them and they
have even created a position that will
save your teeth so they can identify
your body oh and those fucking airbag
floaty what the fuck are those called
mine and I go to actual high school this
is my education life vests are only meant
so that your dead body will float in the
ocean but that that work is completely
from Shane I'm just fucked up from that
because I fly so much every time I get
on a plane they tell me to do that and
I'm like bitch you tryna fucking kill
me like like straight the fuck up their
lives they literally want you to die
Bush did 911 like need i say more
the whitelighter theory in the days that
i didn't think I was cool being around
weed and smoking or whatever
anytime anyone would ever smoked with a
whitelighter around me or I would like
fake hit a fucking blunt with a
whitelighter I'm a piece of shit
something bad would happen to me like
within the next few days and so
eventually I swore off white lighters
and by something bad I literally mean
like that like that party I was that got
shot up in one of my friends are shot
like I was with people that were smoking
with a whitelighter
i shattered my phone twice while i was
around people that were smoking with
white lighters was just such a
first-world problem I just other bad
shit like I'll get in fights with
friends or family or just like something
unlucky or bad will happen to me so I a
long time ago just swore off white
lighters in general people are smoking
around them like I'll tell them like
that's bad luck in a black lighter
whatever like when I did smoke
I said very loosely i would never smoke
the white leather explore off of them
and I always just was like oh it's bad
luck with whatever white letters are bad
luck
and when they randomly googled it and
there's this giant conspiracy theory
about white lighters and how they're
terrible love and Jimi Hendrix Janis
Joplin Cobain and amy winehouse all died
with a whitelighter in their pocket and
they were all 27 and left-handed and
lots of other celebrities died with
white lighters within like a small
amount of feet from them like where they
died but that's like another thing i
don't know but the fact that they just
gave me bad luck and i swore off of them
then googled it and like that's a thing
freaks me the fuck out and I just don't
fuck with white lighter so and then y'all
real homies know how I feel about Taylor
Swift but um
I'm trying to live
I'm trying to keep my youtube channel uh
I'm trying to like one day like get
married settle down like have some kids
like drive a car not die so i'm not
going to say anything but like if you
know you not like you know what's good
with taylor swift but like I I have no
words
but i'm not going to fucking talk about
on this channel because i want this
video to not get deleted by Taylor Swift
army
that's what I literally like believe in
that one sorry that I'm like afraid to
talk about it one time I talked about on
snapchat though and my Twitter mentions
were fucking nuts alright guys I want
you to know that I am such a little bitch
that I had goosebumps
this entire video and if that doesn't
say anything about how much of a fucking
pussy-whipped baby back bitch that I am
I don't know what does the hope those
are the conspiracy theories that I want
a hundred percent believe in a shout out
the Mandela fact don't fucking sit like
that on a god damned airplane so fucking
dont use a whitelighter i don't care if it's
for a candle or a fucking blunt don't
use a whitelighter and my Bush did 911 i
guess or like whatever
it's a weird like a year we're gonna be
like trump did the second Holocaust
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