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listen i know this might be a little
sudden but
will you marry me
are you proposing to your lamp
with a charging cube yeah i'm practicing
practicing for what for to propose to a
girl
and is there a girl that you are
planning on proposing to
not at the moment anyways did you hear
they're banning tick-tock what no they
can't uh
yeah they can and what's the problem
you're a youtuber if they take away
TikTok
all the TikTokers are gonna flood
onto youtube and take away my spotlight
you don't have a spotlight yeah and
they're gonna make it even harder for me
to get one
well there's still hope they won't ban it
if someone from the u.s buys it
well that's great we can buy TikTok
what no we can't do that that's gonna
cost like a billion dollars
well what if you and i raise a billion
dollars what are we gonna do stand
outside and ask people to donate
okay i just don't understand why
nobody's donating because this isn't
what i meant
people aren't just gonna give you money
for no reason you have to offer them
something
then what would i give them hey you
ten dollars to punch this guy in the face
first of all my face is worth way more
than ten dollars it's at least worth
twenty and there's no way my dad is
gonna wanna punch me in the face
i'll take two oh all right well now dad
just give me a few seconds to prepare
for the punch okay i'll count you down
three yeah i don't think i'm gonna keep
doing this
but look at how much money we're making
everybody wants to punch you in the face
yeah but it's not i too would like to
participate no offense but you need
actual money to participate
whoa look at all that ointment over
there look at all the ointment like an
ointment party hey guys look
i have money now oh well
works time to participate fine just do
it
everyone else has okay
there he goes he stole all our money we
had ten thousand dollars in that cup
yeah well it's not like it was hard to
make the money i mean we didn't have to
do any work
yeah wasn't hard for you
so what are we doing so you know all
those people who make money by streaming
i'm thinking if you and i go live we can
earn donations this way right
but why the hammer that is how we're
gonna make our money
check this out and we are
live hey guys so ryan and i are here and
we are trying to raise money to save
tick tock so that's why for every ten
thousand dollars that we earn
i'm gonna destroy one of my prize
possessions
and first up my youtube play button
any takers oh look you got one
and a single person donated ten thousand
dollars
oh that's great oh
that's great all right well smash that
play button
uh can we fake it no everyone's watching
you have to do it
well i didn't think we'd actually get to
ten thousand dollars i don't want to
smash this
it's the only sense of pride i have then
why would you offer it
i don't know i thought it'd make me
sound cool let's just smash something
else
nope it's too late here you go
here i go smashing the
play button now
to pieces a lot of them a lot of pieces
oh wait you don't have to do it the
person's payment was declined
but i already smashed it yeah that's
really unfortunate
but there's got to be an easier way for
us to make money yeah i guess but
what kind of an idiot would send a 10
000 donation without the funds to do so
what where's my ten thousand dollars i
thought if i hit donate i would get ten
thousand dollars
i cannot believe my eyeballs we're not
doing this
i don't give to the homeless what the
heck man i'll just get it later
a lotto ticket you got a single
lotto ticket no i got 10.
when i said there's an easier way this
is not what i meant
well come on start scratching we're
gonna win millions
and i've got nothing uh what you got
over there come on
oh nothing scratch harder
it's luck i have no control over this
okay last one
we all know there's nothing there well
whose fault is that you bought 10 losing
lotto tickets
you bought the lotto tickets well it was
your idea
none of this was my idea
what are you doing i'm throwing these
out
there now it's like i never lost you
can't throw away your problems
you're right dad get this trash out of
here i never want to see it again
ah dinner yeah oh what's this
unscratched lotto scratch-off ticket
one billion dollars oh my god I won
my ex-wife ain't gonna get her filthy
paws on this one i'm gonna buy myself
something nice
yeah i'm telling you you should really
be more open-minded and at least just
give it a shot
no i refuse to stoop to that level for
money that's illegal besides this is my
last resort to make enough to buy
TikTok
right so naturally we're gonna do the
one legal thing and steal
from grandpa yes thank you i'm glad you
finally see it my way
okay hold on what the heck is that
oh yeah grandpa put those up in every
room in the house i burnt mine
now open that briefcase and see if he
has millions
whatever
oh oh oh god
i am never gonna be able to unsee that
hold on now
you think i can sell this for millions
never touch that again i think we can
sell it
i cannot believe i finally have my
billion dollar
antique toilet move oh not again
stop it
what have you done i told you i don't
give to the homeless
that wasn't your toilet that was my
antique toilet oh you're right
that isn't my toilet
ah my my toilet maybe maybe we could put it
back together
maybe there's hope i'll get another one
well looks like we're not going to be
able to raise enough money to save
TikTok
yeah i could have told you that from the
start hey
sonny not now grandpa i'm not in the
mood oh i've got some news that'll cheer
you right up
you bought TikTok why would you
assume that what no
you know that old antique toilet that
i've had since the civil war
i sold it to that stupid hobo outside
for a billion dollars
a billion dollars that's great you gotta
give me the money too late i already
spent it but even if i didn't i wouldn't
give it to you
how did you spend a billion dollars in
one day oh you'll never believe it i
bought TikTok ha
told ya what yeah but i'm shutting it
down
oh wait that's not good no why are you
doing that do you see the way they dance
it's so inappropriate
well bye well that's it
my life is over it's really not
you're a youtuber oh by the way did you
hear they're shutting down youtube
okay now it's over
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