• From dry humping a snowman to bowling
with shopping carts, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the weirdest things we
did with our friends. I’m Pringle and today
I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Radeblade360 Dean
Dean and his friends would throw water balloons
at cars, but there was a lot more to it than
that. They made a large slingshot to propel
the water balloons. Then, one of them hooked
up speakers which played the sounds of a dying
deer. Once the slingshot and speakers were
in place, Dean and his friends filled ten
water balloons with water, some thickeners,
walnut clusters painted red, and red food
colouring. They even had some other friends
create three 3D models of deer with red eyes.
So, when the car pulled over, the people would
see the three giant deer models standing there.
With different speakers built into the models,
Dean and his friends would say, “What have
you done? Get out. Now!” Thinking it was
one of the deer, the drivers would get scared
shitless and drive off. Luckily, nobody ever
got hurt.
Number 9 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross
Cidius
In the mid-90’s, Cid and his friends once
went to the parking lot of a grocery store
that had been closed for years. Shopping carts
littered the area, giving Cid and his friends
an idea for a game… shopping cart bowling.
They would line ten carts up like bowling
pins at one end of the lot. Then, at the other
end of the lot, they would take turns getting
into Cid’s car, grabbing the shopping cart
through the open window, and speeding towards
the lined-up shopping carts. The driver would
hit the brakes while letting go of the shopping
cart. Cid and his friends would watch as the
shopping cart flew into the other shopping
carts. It was a fun but weird game that Cid,
his friends, and other dumbass teenagers would
always play.
Number 8 was submitted by Preston_PianoProdigy
SaltySquid
Back when he was in middle school, SaltySquid,
his cousin, and his friends would trash the
school bathroom for fun. During the last several
minutes of their lunch period, SaltySquid
and his group would make an ungodly concoction
with remaining scraps from their lunches.
Then, after the bell rang, they would go into
the bathroom and wreak havoc. They threw their
concoction across the room and down the toilet,
which caused the stalls to flood. Sometimes,
SaltySquid would even make himself puke in
the toilet for added effect. They were never
caught, as there were never any witnesses.
Although he would never dream of doing anything
like that again, SaltySquid and his cousin
still laugh whenever one of them brings it
up.
Number 7 was submitted by Hitmonjet Sweetcommando
On their last day in the Army, Sweetcommando
and his comrades decided to prank their senior
sergeant during room inspection. They cleaned
the toilet bowl and sterilized it, then took
a packet of Nutella and smeared it on the
inside of the bowl to make it look like a
shit stain. When the senior sergeant saw the
fake shit stain, he called Sweetcommando over
and asked, “Would you mind telling me what
that is?” Sweetcommando looked at it as
though he was wondering what it was, then
he scooped it up with his finger and stuck
it in his mouth. After tasting it for a second,
he said, “Sir, that would be shit, sir!”
The sergeant just looked at him in disbelief,
with Sweetcommando trying hard not to break
into laughter. However, everyone ended up
rolling on the floor laughing. After telling
their sergeant about the prank, he laughed
at it, too.
Number 6 was submitted by candycat731 Ramona
Ramona and her friends always did dumb shit
growing up. One night, they went on a prank
run. They wore full tuxedos and gowns and
went ding-dong ditching, called as telemarketers
where they talked about feminine diapers,
and went around the neighbourhood, looking
for dogs and cats their owners left outside,
and dressed them up in Halloween costumes.
The worst was when they bought a package of
condoms and filled them with lotion, Vaseline,
and water. They threw them at passing cars,
but one of the cars stopped right in the middle
of the street. An angry man climbed out, making
Ramona and her friends run back inside their
apartment building and hide. They heard him
pound on the door, which eventually burst
open. One of Ramona’s friends called 9-1-1,
and luckily the man was arrested before he
could find them. Since that night, they no
longer play dumbass pranks, even though they
laugh about it now.
Number 5 was submitted by Lunarus_Nexus Hellbent
One time, when it snowed, Hellbent and his
friends went for a walk on the icy roads.
Along the way, and for some reason, they decided
to make a snowman in the middle of the road.
It wasn’t anything unusual, until Hellbent
asked his friends, “What would it feel like
to put my dick in this snowman?” So, his
friends got a stick and made a hole in the
snowman, then watched as Hellbent dry-humped
it
Number 4 was submitted by Kiwi0999 Froggy
When she was in sixth grade, Froggy and her
friends created a game where they would yank
each other’s hair out. Whoever yanked out
the most hair got to pick the next activity.
Whenever they played their game at school,
the aides never tried to stop them, which
surprised Froggy. Later that year, the aides
ended up getting fired for an unknown reason.
Number 3 was submitted by Dolansdeeznuts Grgak
Grgak and his friends used to do a lot of
crazy shit, such as tie each other up to do
fake interrogations, or throw snowballs over
cars as they passed by, which Grgak thought
was really dumb. But the dumbest thing Grgak
and his friends ever did was the invisible
line trick… only they actually tied a line.
So when a car came by, the driver didn’t
react. Instead, he kept driving until the
line cut through his bumper like butter. The
stop sign the line was tied to flew up and
into his back window, shattering it. The angry
driver climbed out and chased Grgak and his
friends, but in the end, only his friends
got in trouble.
Number 2 was submitted by 7jim77 Jameshark
One day, to have some fun, Jameshark bought
two mousetraps to school. He had welts all
over his arm, which his friends saw. But before
his friends could ask him how he got the welts,
Jameshark set the mousetraps and put his arm
in them. They went off, creating new welts.
Later that day, Jameshark and one of his friends
went to a convenience store for lunch. While
his friend bought a drink, Jameshark bought
a giant rat trap. His friend was surprised
at what he was buying, since he saw him putting
his arm in two mousetraps that morning. Later
that day, while still at school, Jameshark
took out the giant rat trap. He set it up
and put his hand in it. The bar slammed down
on his hand, making him scream. The next day,
he went to school wearing a wrist brace.
Number 1 was submitted by TheManWithNoSchtick
GhostToast
When they were in high school, GhostToast
and his friends did all kinds of crazy stuff
for shits and giggles. One time, they went
through a drive-thru on foot and pretended
to be in an invisible car. Another time, they
had a Nerf-gun war on the children’s playground
in the park. One night, after catching a late
movie, GhostToast and his friends went to
a nearby golf course. Since the place was
littered with golf balls, they began throwing
them at each other as though it was a snowball
fight. When they got bored, they arranged
the golf balls into phallic symbols and curse
words. Then they stuffed their pockets with
more golf balls and went home.
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