One day speedrunners will be popular enough that uh
McDonald's or like some fast-food chain will actually sponsor speedrunners when I want to go fast in video games. I
eat Domino's Pizza
the fastest of fast food I
Think I still missed it, huh
What
Is very rare not to receive a car here
99% of the time a car spawns here. You can see why I don't trust the game for literally anything
extraordinarily rare I
Can't remember the last time it happened
Huh
This is terrible RNG
Really really bad RNG
A long run and the bad car is about as bad as it gets
Is the RNG in this game or the RNG in Ocarina of Time worse?
I have no idea
like damn pay to me is
The worst version of RNG that exists in any game.
Damn pay in ocarina of time has a 10% chance to give you a hard piece
Which you need to get a 100% in the game.
Each time he fails to give you this hard piece it costs you 23 seconds.
Zfg's record for the amount of attempts to obtain
This hard piece is currently at 64 because there is no upper limit on how many attempts it might take
"Awwww"
God dammit
That's about the worst that can happen
First mistake I've made this entire - no - second mistake
I've made this entire run. Not getting the uh...
Skip at the mechanics
[V/O] The mechanic skip on
[V/O] father-son that I forgot earlier in the run can be done on any mechanic and simply involves scrolling forward as you enter to skip the
[V/O] animations that you're currently seeing. It's easy to do as long as you remember - I'll show you a successful attempt from a different run.
I guess I'll try to continue anyway
Bad RNG, but we shouldn't be surprised
The world record lost 40 seconds on carbine rifles
He's alive - wow
He's still alive.
He could have stayed in there and just shot me in the back of the head, you know, logically speaking
What
What?
It did it again. Why? I can't drive backwards.
I've come to really hate the Buffalo over the last couple of runs just because of its propensity to for some reason break.
I have heard that it takes three days to - three days of sleeping at the exact same time to
Reset your sleeping pattern. And for those three days I feel awful
like right now
I feel like a husk of myself and it makes me feel so uncomfortable while streaming
Because I know I'm not being as energetic as normal or as talkative as normal. I know my gameplay isn't at my best either
Someone after stream me - I put that in my notes for the video
*Growls*
*Growls*
*Growls*
"I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING!"
"I AM AN ANIMAL"
Think I might loose a pretty sizeable amount of time here.
Like if you do a run of this you will get clipped by a car doing that at some point
Unless of course, you just play very sub-optimally
No
How did I get spun there?
Yeah runs dead
Uh-Oh
Uuuuuuuh
I probably won't have the helicopter despawn now. I haven't lost the cops at all. I've got the infinite cop bug.
Yea runs dead. Oh no, they had the helicopter still on me. What the hell
Is that gonna fix it?
Mmm run's dead.
No, there we go. That was weird. Ron is dead though. I don't think I can continue now
Continuing at this point. It's just stupid
I've never seen the.... Okay now, it's definitely dead
or...
That helicopter can just ignore me. That's
That's also a thing I guess
Okay, I'll continue, fuck it
I knew the second. I dropped that I'm like, I'm like three frames further out. This this is like a 50/50 chance of failing me
Yeah, that's a good way to kill a run
