Can’t keep those price floors to high
It creates a big surplus
Can’t keep those price ceilings to low
It creates a big shortage
The price ceilings are bad
Companies are suffering
There is no incentive
The quality goes down
And all of the price ceilings setters
Are creating a black market
And I’m cryin’, cryin’, cryin’, cryin’
The prices are way too high
So I go to that sketch guy
And I’m cryin’, cryin’, cryin', cryin'
Can’t keep those price floors to high
Those floors to high
Can’t keep those price ceilings to low
Ceilings to low
The experts say you’re no good
Producers making less
These are called shortages
Lower prices making people wanting more
A price floor creates a black market too
Producers are making more
And I’m cryin’, cryin’, cryin’, cryin'
The higher set price leading consumers away
This is what a surplus is
And I’m cryin’, cryin’, cryin’, cryin'
Can’t keep those price floors to high
Those floors to high
Can’t keep those price ceilings to low
Ceilings to low
Can’t keep those price floors to high
I don’t want them, no not at all
Can’t keep those price ceilings to low
No Government intervention
Oh, just like those guns
Sold illegally
Prices to high
Can’t keep those price floors to high
I mean I could, but why would I want to
