HE'S EVER SLEPT WITH.
>>> AND HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW
HE SPENT HIS SUMMER, PETE
DAVIDSON.
>> HI, COLIN.
SO MY SUMMER.
DO I NEED EXPLAIN OR I CAN JUST
GET INTO IT?
>> YOU GOT ENGAGED TO ARIANA
GRANDE.
>> I DID.
THANK YOU.
I GOT ENGAGED AND NO ONE COULD
BELIEVE IT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT AND I GET IT, SHE'S NUMBER
ONE POP STAR IN THE WORLD AND
I'M THAT GUY FROM "SNL" EVERYONE
THINKS IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF
MORE BLOOD.
>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
I KNOW IT'S BEEN KIND OF CRAZY.
>> YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT WHOLE
CITY PRETENDED THAT KID WAS
BATMAN BECAUSE HE WAS SICK?
THAT'S WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN ENJOYING ALL
THE ATTENTION?
>> I HATE IT.
IT'S AWFUL.
I'M SO SCARED.
I GOT DEATH THREATS.
IT'S MALCOLM X, MARTIN LUTHER
KING AND PETE DAVIDSON ARE ALL
PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOTTEN DEATH
THREATS.
AND I ASSUMED I WOULD FIND OUT
ABOUT IT LIKE HOW THEY DO IN
MOVIES LIKE THE GOVERNMENT'S IN
YOUR LIVING ROOM WITH HEAD SETS
AND DETECTIVES IN SUITS AND
THEY'RE LIKE SIR, WE HAVE A
SITUATION.
I WAS LEAVING MY BUILDING AND MY
DOOR MAN SAID, YO, MAN, SOMEBODY
TRYING TO KILL YOU.
>> NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND ME
ASKING.
WHAT'S THE PRENUP SITUATION?
>> OBVIOUSLY I WANTED ONE.
SO GOD FORBID WE SPLIT UP AND
SHE TAKES HALF MY SNEAKERS.
NO, LOOK, I'M TOTALLY
COMFORTABLE BEING WITH A
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN.
I THINK IT'S TAUPE.
I LIVE AT HER PLACE.
SHE PAYS 60 GRAND FOR RENT AND
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STOCK THE
FRIDGE.
>> WELL, THE MAN DOESN'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE THE BREAD WINNER IN A
RELATIONSHIP.
>> GOD DAMN RIGHT, COLIN.
HE DOES NOT.
LAST NIGHT I SWITCHED TO BIRTH
CONTROL WITH TICK TACKS.
I BELIEVE IN US AND ALL BUT I
WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE CAN'T
GO ANYWHERE.
>> WELL, SHE PUT A SONG ON HER
NEW ALBUM AND IT WAS CALLED PETE
DAVIDSON.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A VERY AMAZING
THING TO DO.
>> SICK.
>> AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR
HER?
>> I MENTIONED THE FRIDGE THING,
RIGHT?
ALSO LOVE HER VERY MUCH.
YOU KNOW LOYALTIES FOR THE PETE
DAVIDSON SONG, LIKE IF WE BREAK
UP WHICH WE WON'T AND WE WILL
BUT BUT WE WON'T AND THERE WILL
BE A SONG CALLED PETE DAVIDSON
PLAYING AT SPEAKERS IN WALMART
AND I'LL BE WORKING THERE.
>> I'M COLIN JOST.
>> I'M MICHAEL CHE.
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