HI YOUTUBE IM A COOL GUY
What is up DramaAlert nation I'm your host killer Keemstarrr Leeets geet riiiight into the nuudes(news)
Our first story is on that security footage of poopy pants Chance itsss FAAAKE
(ear rape) th...the guy never sent us the footage and he kept delaying it he was saying I'm away in vacation
my wife's gonna send it oh maybe my brother could send it in
NOW we've confirmed contacts with Jake Paul's actual neighbors and we reached out to them
and they were like this is Bullshit, we know all the neighbors none of this is real
So we started trying to figure out where the ip adress from this guy that was telling us
that he had the footage was from and we found out THAT...that he was FROM, Jake Paul's
area! So is it real?! We noticed everytime  this person said "neighbour"
they spelled it the British way, and with an ip adress that's so close to actual Jake Paul's house
I'm pretty sure mister EINGLANG is their fucking city
is trying to fuck with us. I know you're sad you wanted the footage
I'm sad too but listen we got alot more news for you let's get right into it
Yesterday we reported on a story by a "gurl" known as Clarissa May
who uploaded a video talking about her being raped her friend being raped
her being sexually assaulted and she kept saying in the video that these were MASSIVE YouTubers, MASSIVE
social media stars, and in the tags of her video she had Jake Paul and Cameron Dallas
But then she came out later saying that it wasn't Cameron Dallas and it wasn't Jake Paul
that raped her and her friend, SOO we're trying to figure out why the fuck she put their names in the TAAAGS
Last night she did and interview with YouTuber known as GayFlannelShirtGuy69 and this is what she admitted
...through and I usually do in my videos is umm I go through and I add in the tags that are relevant to the
video and I like re-add in the tags that I  %&#? to try to get the video boosted in views
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! She literally admitted to putting Jake Paul in the tags of her rape story
So it would get more VIEWWWS
...add in the tags that I %&#? to try to get the video boosted in views
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUTUBE 2017?! Like I just can't %&^! this!
For any of you that are still confused this is basically what she did: ROLL IT!
So I'm uploading a video about the story that my whole family actually died
Alright, umm I just...I need some good tags let's see, familyyy, my family, my family dies, my famm
OH I know!!
Perfect!
(Keem Laughter)
I..
(More Keem Laughter) I can'...
Also in the news,
Poopy pants Chance, tweeted out something interesting last night, he tweeted out
Yo Jake Paul stop making distracks you trash laughing my ass off my boy RiceGum stay spittin' flames
Now that's weird why would Team 10 member Chance be talking shit about Jake Paul and defending RiceGum?
because he got HAAACKED!
Two hackers by the name of Froza and cal hacked Chance on Snapchat they hacked him on Twitter
OH it was BAD!
They went as far as releasing snap pictures of Chance where he was supposedly cheating on Tessa
But not only that, Chance smokes WEEEEED!
HOW could you Chance how could you do drugs? You're a role model to preschools
around the WHOLE country...uhh so saad..
BUT NOT only that, the hackers released a dick pic which they claimed belonged to Chance
Chance responded on Instagram by saying this: ROLL IT!
*ape screaming*
*more ape screaming*
*still ape screaming*
The only thing I care about THAT'S NOT MY DIIIIIIIIIICK
*nevermind*
Now we reached out to the hackers to find out why they actually hacked Chance, and this is what they said:
He tried to act hard to RiceGum when he's soft like feathers, lauging out loud, he made a video with 3 of his friends
While Rice was with females and he used it to seem like the tough one
He got what he deserved, Fuck Chance and Fuck Team 10
And that's when RiceGum tweeted out this:
I have nothing to do with these Team 10 guys getting hacked but just know I got shooters in real life and the
internet
(Keem Laughter)
He ended up deleting that tweet, but THEN, TESSA BROOKS got HACKED TOO!
All of a sudden a tweet went out saying: I'm jealous of Alissa Violet
And then she tweeted: It's ok Chance cheated on me, I cheated on him first
AAahh well at least the hacker has a sense of humor, but Tessa got hacked really bad
'Cause not just her twitter got hacked, her fucking YOUTUBE got hacked
Random anime videos has been uploaded to her channel
AND so far today she has lost over 35 THAWSEND subscribers because of the hacker
Now this isn't the same hacker that hacked Chance, this is a different hacker, we reached out to him
and said: WHY DID YOU HACK TESSA?!
Snail responded by saying: because bored and shit, plus she's rude to Alissa Violet, her and Banks are cool,
Snail don't like rude
And thats when Banks tweeted out this:
Just to be clear we obviously had nothing to do with anyone getting hacked. That shit's whack. A lot of time
and hardwork goes into this shit
And there ya have it
Alsoo in the news;
Today Adam Saleh uploaded a video: WROETOSHAW IS THE FAKEST YOUTUBER I'VE EVER MET
Now in the video Adam Saleh says he was at some YouTuber party and KSI was there and the Sidemen
were there, and apparently Harry, Wroetoshaw ran up to him and took a picture and tweeted out:
Fuck Delta
(Keem Laughter)
So obviously they're triggered
For those of you who don't know the back story, Adam Saleh like uhh I think it was like a year ago
He was on a Delta flight him and his friend uuuh Slim Shady or whatever the fuck his name is
were on the flight and they were joking around saying some meme back and forth
and screaming it on the plane in a different language, so then other passengers complained about it
and they got escorted off the plane, and then Adam Saleh lied to everyone and made a video
saying that he was getting kicked off the plane just because he was speaking in Arabic
which was proven not to be true
So this is why Wroetoshaw was fucking with him
Alsooo in the news;
Yesterday we told you about NetNobody or SkyDoesMinecraft getting in a fight with KSI
And then threatening to make disstracks on each other
Which is completely out of our field, well last night, KSI releases DMs between him and NetNobody
He tweeted out: Are you dense fam? Get the fuck out of my DMs
Apparently SkyDoesMinecraft landed in LA and he asked KSI if he knew where to get weed...
(Keem Laughter) What the fuck
And speaking about KSI, apparently he's getting DEPORTED!
He uploaded a video titled: I'm Getting Deported explaining that you know he has to go back to the UK
But he does say in his video he's actually planning to get a VISA and moving to America
BANKS, tweeted at him saying: I miss you already JJ
KSI responded by saying "I miss you too bro"
Awwwwwwwlso in the news
Do you like that transition I thought it was fucking smooth I mean that just, it just really whack
The Huffington Post tweeted out: Man who marched in Charlottesville white supremacy rally disowned by family
Showing a picture of the man
(Keem Laughter) Do y..Do you know who that looks like, you..you must know who that looks like
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE FUCKING PEWDIEPIE
PewDiePie responded to this tweet by saying this: Dear Nazis: Stop looking so identical to me. You're really not
helping my case here...
(Keem Laughter)
And now for our final story:
Collars stays poppin' England is my City Nick Crompton tweeted out this:
Team 10 can perform "It's everyday Bro" at opening ceremony." Showing a picture that Los Angeles has
confirmed to host the 2028 Olympics
Now I want to report this story because most of the Team 10 fans you know they haven't went through
school they haven't learned math yet so I wanted to do some math for them just so they could understand
alright? This will be going down when you're 17 years old
Alright? So on your 17th birthday make sure you ask Mom and Dad for ticket, to the Olympics
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