what up? What up? I'm Chad wild clay and
you guys really liked my last weird
spider-man toys video and I had a lot of
fun because I'm a huge spider-man fan so
I put my spider-man shirt back on
I'm excited for the new spider-man movie
let's look at some weird spider-man toys
let's get into the next weird spider-man
toy which is the superhero cape and mask
costume set boys girls birthday
Halloween play dress-up
oh so you can use a prettier birthday or
Halloween wow and wait a second since
when has spider-man had a cape that's a
superman thing and a batman thing
spider-man heads to my knowledge never
had a cape in his life hmm
yes pretty sure about that this looks so
cheap so you get like a red spider-man
mask with like a little rubber band in
the back and then it looks like it looks
like a bib you put on while you're
eating so when your food spills on your
shirt it just goes on your bed that
looks like a spider-man bib more than a
spider-man cape but let their
imagination run wild that they dress up
yeah you definitely got to use your
imagination when using this because this
looks nothing like spider-man
and you know what I'm just noticing now
that the title actually doesn't even say
the word spider-man in it and when I
look at the description it says is your
child a huge fan of a certain superhero
question mark Oh what hero could that be
well now they can transfer into that
hero I can just see the poor kid getting
this for like Christmas or their
birthday or Halloween right now and like
check out this awesome spider-man
costume my mom got me wait a second this
is nothing likes better this is more
like Robin or something all right well
we got to order this thing just so we
can make fun of it let's buy it oh my
gosh look what came I am so excited to
really use my imagination spider-man
mask
spider-man bib I mean spider-man cape
here's what I think it is guys grab my
plate of food here
oh I spilt it all over a good thing I
got my spider bib on to catch all my
food Wow I'm gonna looks just like
spider-man are you ready for the big
moment
spider-man okay that's my face is a
little too big
oh let's turn this into a cape and now
because I have a cape I must be able to
like fly and stuff the costume was a
major disappointment I don't even
wanna call that a costume maybe I'll
keep it as it is yeah great bib I'll go
to a really fancy but I'll have the
grey coupon please that's an
exceptional bib yes and the next weird
spider-man toy is wait what was this huh
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alright the next weird spider-man toy is
what the heck what is that is that a bed
I don't even know what I'm looking at
here jump on it to bed oh it isn't bad
okay here's the other picture where I
could see oh there's a kid sleeping it
oh wow I mean he's got some big feet in
some big hands that's for sure yeah I
don't know if I want to lay on top of
spider-man first of all it looks like
spider-man's really uncomfortable he's
just like this like oh I can't move
because I'll wake the kid up oh I really
want to get out of here though uh and
does anyone else think it looks a little
bit terrifying
I'd be scared that Spiderman might try
to eat me in his sleep maybe he'd like
turns into venom and tries to eat me
this kind of reminds me of Little Red
Riding Hood
spider-man is like actually some big
giant monster in disguise I'm just a
little kid now my Spidey how large your
hands are all larger to crush you with
don't get in the bed kid don't get in
there
the next weird spider-man toy we are
looking at is the Bell symbol wait
that's not a spider-man toy but if you
do click on that bell well you'll get
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guys and just hang out so put that Bell
and let's get into the next weird
spider-man toy which is Marvel ultimate
spider-man squirter toys because Spidey
loves to squirt squirt squirt
Spidey's sitting on top of venom looks
like she's taking a big poop on Venom's
head ok there's only one picture here I
can't really tell what's going on like
what's so squirty about it you know ok
there really is no description it just
says squirter toys includes two ages 3
and up hmm I think I see what's going on
here because there's all these toy
manufacturers making these squirter toys
but I think they're just trying to make
toys that are like squirtguns
but yet aren't gums so maybe parents
will buy them more they're not gums and
I guess that's a good idea maybe but
then it sure makes for some really weird
toys hey let's buy this thing see how it
works oh look what else came here the
squirter toys this is one where we got
spider-man on top of venom
okay so spider-man's by himself there I
thought it was going to be a catch two
venom very glad he's not cool so you
pretty much give to toys here that's
pretty cool ah cool so it's got little
holes in his hands so you can fill this
guy up with water squeeze them and he'll
like shoot webs out like water out yo
venom I'm going to squirt you new spin
of me and I'm gonna squirt you squirt
squirt I just don't like that word
squirt you know although I like the soda
squirt why don't we go test these guys
out
some actual waters these are the
squirters Justin Oh finally we get to
play with some squirters yen and I've
been wanting to squirt for so long it's
hard dude wait
so they got little holes in the hands
here really squirt out I'm glad they're
in the hand
yes let's fill it up with some water
house as squeeze there's no opening it's
going plug maybe you're supposed to hold
it under like in the bathtub
the bathtub toys we're
learning learning about squirting
inappropriate spider-man is time for
your bath no I want a bath too as venom
all right I have enough water Granum
voice I'm going to ready for a squirt
battle uh-uh
don't spot on by him was a bit oh oh
that's pretty good that's pretty good
where it's pretty good yeah venom well I
can squirt back oh yeah I think venom is
a better spitter as a character yeah I
think so
probably a more powerful squirter but
now when it comes to the toys Oh get in
your hand just no no he just squirted my
hand they're peeling out of their hands
oh geez ha ha ha goodbye bye goodbye I
don't get the camera web and the next
weird spider-man toy is the
solar-powered spider-man sitting on a
toilet toy oh my gosh okay wait a second
and so the picture is you know there's
it's spider-man
sitting on a pink toilet but then on the
box it shows a picture of Superman so
yeah what exactly is a toilet shaking
toy please let me know in the comments
if you guys know what a toilet shaking
toy is I mean I certainly like that it's
solar powers you know energy efficient
is clean environmental and I guess if
you're going to be shaking on the toilet
you better have as much energy as
possible right this toy was invented by
Superman in collaboration with Al Gore
the next weird spider-man toy is box
Marvel serious one spider-man spec
robotic stunt set laughter mouth full
Wonka thunks what is this I see
spider-man heads bouncing and flying all
over the place on the box here slam one
of your figures on the spider-man slam
Pauline and knock them down so there
must be like a trampoline and you slam
spider-man into the trampoline and he
bounces into other bad guys maybe
because it seems like you've heard
himself more than hurtin the bad guy you
know the first review I see my kids
didn't play with this for 10 minutes my
kids play with these for about five
minutes before moving on and losing most
of them under the couch now when I find
them I toss them in the garbage that is
not a good review seriously a waste of
time I like this review the cute little
dee cap a tater head toy okay so I guess one
way to enjoy your favorite superhero is
to rip his bed off and then throw it on
the ground oh and why is it called
bonkers on because you're barking their
head making them go zonkey well I've got
to buy this thing and see how it works
and find out what makes it so lucky what
do we got here let's take a peek oh look
at that see if you can master these
stunts number one ultimate strike topple
the tower two versus atomic fount score
and bounce score number three demolition
crew one-shot maximum knockdown all you
this actually looks like it could be
pretty fun okay so here's everything the
Green Goblin probably Doctor Octopus get
the Rhino all yeah iron spider mate we
get here normal spider-man right there
and we got the symbiote spider-man or
venom let's try the ultimate strike
topple the tower the thing is extremely
hard to stack it's very wobbly I'm not
sure we're going to even be able to get
this top guy on here without it it
falls it just fell over oh man
all that work so all of these guys are
really like top-heavy like you'll notice
that
if this guy here if I just let go he
like goes up on his head very difficult
to balance so Justin these are little
slam pies
we got are what they're called I don't
remember what they were called I think
they had a weirder name than that yeah
so bonka zonka yeah I'm like these are
Bonka zonks so you're supposed to build
it like the slam pod here so let's see
if I can slams what's the slam Spidey's
head into this and then knock these guys
over
that's the game that's one of the games
okay ready dunk it up
Spidey take off those bad guys how can
Oh too hard
why are my spideys jumping off the lesson it we
treatment oh my gosh she bounces
big-time doesn't it come on Spidey oh
right look at them dunk let's knock it
out I guess that's what that is and then
there's another game where you pop them
on the slant pad into like one of these
bends or something I don't know how long
you gotta say Oh
badonkadonk is that what you're supposed
to say yeah let's just the thought is
not at all up oh yeah all that wants
ready for one one big finale zonk Kazan
epic Zonk
ready ready bizarre Kazaa oh not ones
aren't wrists way in there oh really get
that one channel okay I've had enough of
this crazy wobbly bobbly something or
another slam pod toy into the next weird
spider-man toy
and the next weird spider-man toy is
what the heck what am I looking at here
okay so it's clearly Superman he's got
the S on the chest but it's the body of
spider mask all the webbing it even has
like the remnants of a spider on his
chest
so I'm guessing what happened here was
they had like way too many spider-man
toys they didn't sell and they're like
okay we gotta sell these spider-man toys
let's just paint over the top of them
with Superman paid look at that like
even on his feet you can tell that like
spider webbing and then so clearly they
ripped off spider-man's head as well and
then just threw on a Superman head net
but that Superman it doesn't even look
like Superman either look up in the sky
it's a bird no it's a plane no it's suit
no not Superman spider the super
spider-man what world am i living in
yeah maybe having every superpower on
earth just wasn't enough for Superman he
insisted on having spider-man
superpowers as well and the next weird
spider-man toy spider-man turned into a
car and he's got a mini spider-man pig
on top so sniffing business or a
spider-man slug on top without he
doesn't have any legs or anything this
is weird man Tomica Disney motors Marvel
some some oh there's a some something
against spider-man sometime I don't even
know what to say about this guys this is
weird so spider-man turned into a car
and he's got a little slug on top of
them
whatever your weight is like says good
for children I can kind of see that but
that it says good for teenagers I think
any teenager who got this as a present
would be very disappointed like what the
heck mom why would I want this this is
so weird
okay great description guys really sells
me marbles some some Tomica any funny
reviews here it's got one five star
review cute car good shipping even from
Japan to the US think so not really a
review of the toy as much as like the
shipping it kind of looks like one of
those oddly shaped weenie toys again or
I understand these the car looks more
like a beetle than a spider doesn't it a
Volkswagen Beetle
so the container top must just be a
wiener shaped container filled with
cocktail wieners so that misses these
some some toys just keep making me
hungry for those little wieners on a
stick but yeah I'm looking more for a
toy I can play with more than one I can
eat so let's not buy this one and the
next weird spider-man toy is the super
powers what what is this remember when
Spiderman was in the Kenner superpowers
line nope I don't remember that at all
it looks like it looks more like a woman
to me blue gloves
I don't recall spider-man ever having
blue gloves and a black section here on
his suit nope I don't remember that
really tiny way sir you know tied very
tightly like more of a female outfit
there is that lipstick he's wearing
black lipstick I'm not sure what's up
licking it and what's with the box it's
got a Superman and Batman oh and then
spider-man up in the corner and then
Robin over there I kind of hidden away
so they're mixing DC and Marvel on this
boxer oh man someone was really confused
when they made this toy that's for sure
yeah so it looks like we have a Spider
Man here with really bad taste of you
would not approve of these color choices
right here I mean you've got kind of a
consistent red and black see but then
you throw on those blue gloves throws
the whole outfit off you know oh yeah
and I never thought I'd see spider-man
with a big ol Koopa bulge there no poop
of spider-man for me please thank you
moving on
whoa okay those are some of the biggest
hands I've ever seen on a spider-man wow
it's so that's more like Hulk hands on
spider-man a huge big fist like that
Playskool heroes superhero adventures
Kapow
spider-man action plush I see where the
Kapow comes from Kapow pulling action
spider-man figure what's wings about
them okay figure looks like the web
slings superhero Liam I can see that
thank you for telling me that more than
10,000 phrases when you move his legs
okay so when you move his leg it's not
when you move his arms that's
interesting foldable arms move up and
down includes figure yeah I'd be pretty
disappointed if I bought this and it did
include the figure with it like once
these would have to type that that's a
real pretty big description shows a
little kid playing with it looks like
he's having a good time I'm too much to
read though I'm not going to read all
that now here's the Spidey who appears
to have suffered some sort of allergic
reaction and the allergic reaction made his hands swell up but he just embraced it
and so now his new superpower is super
power fist hands now I can compile with
these big swollen hands kapow!
all right listen let's buy allergic
spider-man
Kapow kaboom oh yeah we got the old
allergic spider-man here said this guy
looks funny no once more might even your
friendly neighborhood spider you got I
sure AM wait
I barely touched his legs they start
talking what else you got
so it's interesting the legs don't
actually move oh I'm getting it now so
you give it a swing like that what else
okay this is getting pretty cool now he
put up his kabob swollen hands you give
it a I actually like this thing this is
pretty cool I I started having so much
fun with them so quickly I forgot to
take the cardboard off so I think it's
just off okay we got that off now we can
have some fun I am ah buddy if you punch
me one more time ah oh I got playoffs oh
um you know it's really kind of weird
cuz his legs are like way too big for
his body so it's not really
proportionately looks more like the Hulk
like it's huge muscles and the huge
hands of course and spider-man doesn't
wear a belt like this
so let's little bit off but we'll
forgive them he's trying out a new
fashion accessory it's cool the sound
effects are great I was pretty impressed
of this guy that's fun yeah
that's action-packed she did that I can
get behind yes give me a brofist Justin
oh yeah whoa what is this this even the
spider-man toy monsters of legend he
totally looks like a little mini
spider-man but like a gremlin crossed
with a spider oh it's got jointed head
and arms though so you can move those
arms and the head all around but the
legs legs are stuck in place you can't
move those and what's up with the box
it's got a skeleton holding a rose in
his teeth so romantic Wow weird toys
again okay you know I love the weird
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