It's goggle in the box!
Monaco VS Juventus!
Juve scored a great team goal...
Higuain : To me!
Higuain: To you!
Alves : To you! To me!
Higuain : To me!
Alves : To you!
Old Lady : Mamma Mia! (JOKE!)
Uh - Remind me, why did we let Alves go?
Barton : Yes, 1 k off, thank you Higuain 5-1 first goal scorer!
Now, should I cash out on the 1 - 0?
Messi : Shame he can't do that for Argentina!
Ron : Impressive!
Bale : The goal?
Ron : No, Higuain managing to clear that AD board!
He's got more spare tires than Chinese landfill!
Chellini put in some elbow "greeds"
Haha, he's been watching Marcelo's assault on Messi!
10/10 for effort, 0/10 for removal of teeth.
That was a red!
Just a yellow? Well done ref! WELL DONE!
Come on, it was never a foul!
Falcao just ran into Chellini's elbow!
Just like Chellini ran into my teeth!
Higuain made it 2.....
NOBODY F*CKS WITH THE OLD LADY!
Uh, any update on why we sent Alves go?
Ron : Please don't score hat trick, PLEASE don't score hat trick!
Commentator : Higuain has been subbed off!
Ron : YESS!
Barton: No, 5 ground down! I should of cast out!
When the fun stops, SMASH SH*T UP!
(RIP TV, Sofa, IPad, and Cigarette.)
Fancy an early night?
This relationship is purely business.
How about I make you an offer you can't refuse!
Join us next time for some enthusiastic voice over word....
Can Monaco turn it round? They've got goals-
I wouldn't bet against it-
Mind you, that's what Joey Barton said..
and look what happened to him.
Cheerio. :)
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