let me show you a place where everything's
wonderful.
we never lose a girlfriend.
Where you gotta be hot if you want to fight
crime.
my hair, my abs.
sometimes life gets dangerous when there's
a new bad guy.
But we're not scared and I'll tell you why.
jarvis, drop a beat.
[music]
[grunting]
oh yeah.
[slap]
[rip]
cuz there's no world like the avengers, where
everything's alright.
You know the bad guy, them oment yousee him,
always a man and always white.
that offends me.
when justice league comes round, we know we'll
be preferred, cuz there's no place as perfect
as the avengers world.
[trumpet]
[hitting]
Little brother.
Stop Hitting yourself.
let me show your world that's always appropriate.
because I've got my special stretchy pants.
we're the only romance I want is one dame.
and he doesn't even get it.
we're guys with goatees are friendly and science
geeks are buff.
hm.
no one needs a secret identity except black
widow who did some bad stuff.
shh.
'cause there's no world like the avengers.
where there's not much to avenge.
Where radiation poisons a good thing and your
wounds all magically mend. and we all make
bank on heroes whose names you never heard.
Because no one else turns a profit like the
avengers world.
welcome to a world of civilians who are all
in mortal in danger but you never really see
any die.
a world where a Tony Stark created Ultron
because things are so perfect that we got
to make our own bad guy.
And yes there are some problems with shield.
not this shield.
but their cover ups are sloppier than what's
beneath this patch.
gross.
so feast your eyes on a world so groovy that
a female superhero can get her own movie.
guys come on!
You all have your own!
'Cause there's no world like avengers, where
no one's really dead.
We've brought back Bucky bounce, Colson, Loquey,
and Fury and fans don't feel mislead. and
this movie's not out but we've all signed
for a third!
So you can bet no one's dying in the avengers
world.
[gunshot]
because you can be nobody's dying in the avengers
world.
[music]
hey guys! thanks so much for watching that
sketch we want to give out a huge thank you
to Peter Hollins for being our special musical
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more of his videos.
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Ha!
Hammer!
War.
Thunder god.
Fear me and my abdominals.
I live in a place with a rainbow bridge.
Loquey, don't become that ice monster!
The breaking of our father-- lo- loquey!
you're an embarassment.
brothers! oh.
[music]
