Rohan Dalvi! Hey! Yeah! NSL!
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
got money on my side I can never get enough
and every time I step up to the podium
straw poll ratings go up
and they stay there
UP
DOWN
UP :)
DOWN :(
UP :-)
DOWN :'(
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
and if you challengin’ you got no judgment
cuz i’m incumbent
Cutiepie running ‘gain for the seat
'Cause I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
cast your ballots, put em in the box
for the greatest candidate, I'm world renown
I’ll build a new highway
or cut red bureau tape
help you get your welfare
I’ll do work on your case
and I got this franking power so I send so much free mail
everyone knows my name
challengers bound to fail
voters I still be serving, pork barrel legislation
helps me get re-elected. Though it hurts the rest of the nation
Can't never vote me out
y’all better vote me in
got 20 super pacs, interest groups buy me in
raise millions every year, district's champion
'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is...
win win win no matter what
got money on my side I can never get enough
and every time I step up to the podium
straw poll ratings go up
and they stay there
UP
DOWN
UP :)
DOWN :(
UP :')
DOWN :'(
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
and if you challengin’ you got no judgment
cuz i’m incumbent
Rollin’ in my hybrid,
local campaigning
"hey your congressman’s a tyrant"
He gets re-elected even though he’s feeble minded
powerful incumbency: watch out cuz you’ve been blinded!
statistics back me up, re-election rates Loco
even though approval rates, for Congress they are so low
Running as a delegate,
represent the people
so descriptively, I look and talk like you do
I'll push policies in Congress if they help you
I have worked so much more
but he’s winning
(It’s incumbency)
you voted for him
But: I’ll work for you
now you’re votin’ for me
'cause he doesn’t play the kazoo
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
got money on my side I can never get enough
and every time I step up to the podium
straw poll ratings go up
and they stay there
UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
and if you challengin’ you got no judgment
cuz i’m incumbent
bribes on the table,
solid blocks of gold
money getting traded
arms being sold
scandals are my forte, I'm uncatchable
I’ve been doin' shady trades since I was 30 years old
I use all the extra dough
to fund re-election yo
cleaned it up, layered it, covered it, launderment
callin me a laundromat, no traces of sellin’ arms
or so I thought
until the feds came and caught me
FBI set a trap
hit me up, wanted guns
busted me, illegal funds
My house reign is finally done
sittin in this cell while I’m singin scandal blues
Shanahan did it best, just lose baby lose
Now all I do is lose, lose, lose no matter what
got ‘cumbency on my side but I really messed it up
now every time I step up in the jailhouse
strawpoll ratings go down
and they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
Now all I do is lose, lose, lose
cuz powers I abused I’m all o’er the news
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