- Malby!
Get here right now!
Shove this down your throat.
What is going on everybody?
My name is Los, this is Goody Beats.
Let me explain something
to you before we begin,
as you see I have some
special things here.
I'm going to talk to you about
the five biggest days of my life.
The first day was when
my daughter was born.
The second day was when my
second daughter was born.
The third and fourth day is
when I got these sick tattoos.
The fifth day is today,
I'm hanging out with Goody
- [Singing] I love my wife.
- And we get to taste
[Smacks table]
keto Bang!
Keto mother-flipping Bang man.
- (laughs)
- How exciting is that?
I'm also very nervous to be let down
by the grossness that
this could end up being
so we are going to unobjectively
taste these flavors.
We've got three keto Bang flavors.
Number one is Heavenly Hazelnut,
I like what you did there.
Then Mocha Madness, okay I see you Bang,
keeping it pretty congruent.
And then Cookies and Cream Craze,
okay I feel like you
really pushed on that one,
I would have had a different idea,
but it is your thing after
all, I don't own the company.
So we're going to start with-
which one do you want to start with?
- Let's go with this one
- Heavenly Hazelnut
- Keto coffee with BCA aminos
- Sounds weird
- Me and Los started this
idea just like last minute
because so many people were asking me,
people were asking you, and
we're like you know what?
Let's just do a video.
(romantic music)
Wow
- Really?
- Okay (exhales)
here we go.
(romantic music)
(can slams on table)
Damn. Malby!
Get here right now!
Shove this down your throat.
(romantic music)
- Oh wow
- Oh wow!
- Holy crap
- I have no affiliation with Bang-
- I don't
- No affiliation with bang.
That is amazing.
That was really good.
- It's like liquid crack.
So let me tell you what's in it,
because I didn't even look at it,
I just chugged it and then
we both started saying wow.
So it's 140 calories for the whole thing,
two grams of fat
(crickets chirping)
so you're not that keto dude
- Yeah not that keto
- Like in the slightest,
like basically just bullshit.
Total carbohydrates nine,
in dietary fiber five,
so it's got four grams of net carbs.
Eh
(echoes in squeaky voice)
And then twenty grams
of protein, super solid
[Deep Voice] Wow.
Like real talk though, this
is not keto in the slightest.
- No
- Like it is just
basically a protein drink
that again another company
slapped the word keto
on it and is now trying to make a buck.
- I'm wondering where-
like where do they come up with keto?
Obviously fat is the lowest,
impressed with the protein
source, that's cool twenty grams I mean.
I'm just wondering where
the keto comes from.
- It's not amazing, I'm
going to keep trying them
and I'm honestly not going
to pretend like sometimes
I might buy this coffee
and drink it just because
it's got a solid amount of protein.
But basically it's got
BCAAS, coffee, water-
coffee extract, protein,
artificial flavors, cocoa powder,
caprylic triglycerides,
sweet cream, cellulose,
sodium, caffeine, BCAAs, sucralose,
sunflower lecithin, soluble corn fiber.
Like not at all,
- A lot of those ingredients-
- there's no reason in the slightest
that this would be keto.
Slight little thing, we
saw a video on YouTube
from this other dude that
showed how bad Bang is for you.
You can actually see this video here.
It freaked me out so bad
that I stopped drinking Bang
and you guys know, if you
go back to the videos,
I like rep Bang.
I literally was trying to get
Bang to like give me just,
not even like pay me money
but just give us more Bang.
(beep)
Monster and Bang, send us some
supplements, some products,
some drinkable sugar-free
stuff, we would really
appreciate it,
[Low Robotic Voice] We love you.
(beep)
And now we don't drink it, we're
doing these because we were
shooting a video, just like he explained.
I'm going to keep doing
the taste test though
so we're going to go with number two,
this is Mocha Madness,
let's see what happens here,
they look kind of good, look at that.
(Romantic music)
Yeah that looks nice
here, we'll do a switchy
one two three
(Romantic music)
Damn, that's really good.
You can taste some artificialness in there
and I'm not a huge mocha
guy but it's pretty good.
We're going to get into
the Cookies and Cream,
I have a feeling I know
exactly what this tastes like.
(Romantic music)
Pretty good, hazelnut smokes everything
(Romantic music)
- I don't like it
- I would only buy the hazelnut again
this is like a strong one, two and three
this is just other offers that they made.
I would probably buy
this if I'm in an airport
but I'm not going to go out of my way,
I'm not going to drive to buy it.
- If I'm going to have one of these,
I'm having it for the protein.
- This has six grams of carbs
- It's strange to me that
Bang labeled it keto,
in my opinion there's
nothing keto about it.
- No, I think the whole
thing is like net carbs.
Clearly, Bang has no clue what is keto
because it has no fat,
literally it is missing
the main thing that keto is,
it is like omitting that.
Dude, you're a bigger
brand, get this figured out
or just say Bang coffee.
You know, Monster makes
coffee, they don't go like
(Low voice) Monster keto,
they're like hey it's Monster coffee,
boom there it is.
- And unfortunately you're sure to get
a lot of companies that do that because
keto's hot right now, you know.
- You want keto supplements, you could try
Complete Wellness
supplements, natural made for
keto people, it is one of
the most complete lines
of keto supplements you can take.
You can also rep what he reps
which is American Metabolix
and we'll put all those
things in the description
because good companies can
stick together and be like
hey, he's got some stuff
that's really good,
we have some stuff that's really good,
we've been living this lifestyle,
we've been doing this thing.
I would rather take you
guys to buy his stuff
ten time over this stuff, or our stuff,
there's other good brands, Perfect Keto
does good stuff as well.
Don't be fooled by
people trying to fool you
like them and Slim Fast
and stuff like that.
As you guys know I'm always
real and raw with my reviews,
it just honestly made
me thing less of Bang
for trying to capitalize so aggressively,
if it had ten grams of fat
it would have been great.
(Low voice) just weak.
- Taste wise Bang's doing a great job
- I would buy it as a protein drink,
I would never in my life think its keto.
So that's it for us guys,
join the notification
but before you do that
it would be awkward if
you didn't subscribe and
if you want to talk to us
on Facebook, we just did a live,
we got a lot of good stuff going on there.
The group is called Keeping it Keto,
so keep it cool, calm,
collected, have a great day
and I will see you guys
on the next episode.
Deuces.
(chill electronic music)
