I will skip the part
where I brag for three minutes
about how great and cool I am,
seeing as we are all
qualified young men
of skill and character.
-People like that stuff.
-Yes, sounds good, yeah.
People like that stuff a lot.
Some people say
they're a sports junkie.
I say I'm a politics junkie.
[toy] The harder the conflict,
the more glorious the triumph.
I'm playing this like a game.
I would like very much to win.
I love it, boys. I love it.
Where you from?
[boy 1] I come from
a very modest family.
I'm on the course
to be the first one
to graduate from high school.
I am a progressive person,
and I'm in a room full of
mostly conservative people.
Our masculinity
shall not be infringed.
[cheering]
I've never seen
so many white people, ever.
I feel like everybody has
a secret underlying need
for bipartisanship.
A message of unity,
as good as it sounds, is not
winning anyone any elections.
[man]
Primary polls are now open.
Get yourselves ready
for a turbulent election.
[boys cheering, whistling]
Whatever happens, dude,
best of luck.
You win, I support you fully.
My name is Steven Garza,
and I'm running for governor.
He just gets applause because...
[boy 2]
As to the political views
voiced in my speech,
sometimes you gotta
say what you gotta say
in an attempt to win.
[boy 3] I think he's
a fantastic politician.
But I don't think
a fantastic politician
is a compliment either.
Yeah! Yeah!
We're gonna do shock and awe.
It's gonna be awesome.
I want y'all to take out
your phones and go on Instagram.
-Everyone. Come on.
-Oh, my God.
Will we show the world
what patriots are made of?
That when things get tough,
we pull ourselves
by our bootstraps.
"One nation under God."
Lovers of the Constitution
of the United States of America.
That's politics, I think.
That's politics.
