I'm Jonathan Van Ness, and we're in my apartment.
My first memory of buying a gorgeous beauty product
is from this long-deceased department store that
was like in my hometown, I don't even remember
the name, but I do remember that there
was an escalator and there was like
those like Chapsticks with designs on them
and my mom let me get four. And then
I looked at myself in the mirror and
like smeared an entire tube like on my
face over and over and then I ate the
entire other one, but I was like three,
so...what gives? You know what I mean?
So, love beauty, always been into grooming can't get enough. Now I love Marc Jacobs
and Intelligent Nutrient I also love this
face mist, which is gorgeous.
She's by Biossance, and this company's
gorg. Use it like after you get out of
the shower or like before you go to bed,
but after you cleanse. You know so just
like keep it with you through the day.
It won't like mess up your
makeup but you just like...She's like a
super fine little like...like how when Tyra
Banks is like...but like if you can't do
that, then you just do this. This is
amazing for wavy hair people, short hair
or long hair, just like any wavy hair
people and it's called Wonder Worker by
Shu Uemura. You can let it air dry or
blow-dry, but it kind of is like lays
down the frizz, it makes your blow-dry or
your air dry last longer—whether you're
hair's like short or long, it just like
gives your hair some muscle memory and I love her. And then, call me basic, but I
just love a Neutrogena moment on my face. It's like not a billion dollars, you can
just like get in and get out. I really do
like her—and she absorbs and she
doesn't break me out. I really
believe her on that. If you have not
got on the Byredo train...I feel like
she's kind of like the new Le Labo.
Rose of No Man's Land, it kind of smells
like...the guy who makes it is kind of
like me-looking. Cute! And then this thing
I actually just learned about. She looks
controversial, but really she's just what
you put your serum on with. So, you get out
of the shower, you put your serum on your
face, and then you just like turn this
on, and you just like mmm and just like
rub it into your face with this little
thing. Like, look at this, Google Image
search it, like just screenshot it and
find it yourself. I think the best grooming tip I've
ever received is to like do it for
yourself. Whatever the beauty tip is,
just do it for yourself. Because the
second you do it for someone else, you
get your feelings. You have to just like
have fun for yourself.
So I guess have you come on Queer Eye I'm like let's trim your beard and you
like really don't want to it's no, you
know? Just do it for yourself. Ah, cute!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh ooh oh ooh...Let's do more!
