IWasnotDemi: @georgehotz hi my love
Adolfich: heil
andreas_bylund: Hi there!
KyleUE: shieeet
ImAventus: hey
risky_banana: risky_banana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak! 4 month sub yo
nagimohsen: WHY TF IS THERE AN AD
iZegot: WE ROLLING IN
nagimohsen: GUCKFKDFKXKFJFJFJFFKFJ
jackdaniels7474: YO YO YO
MalhadiJr: yoooo
ImAventus: happy fourth of july
ixeden: WOW
JaeGeeTee: George!!! Happy 4th!
Lazysloth: is this going to be as awkward as when zuck did bbq
bypiglet: hey
le0n_: sup dude
jackdaniels7474: YO WAZUP
alluxua: Thanks for the cooking stream!
brickingit1: George love your work on Sony Ps3 I’m on CFW thanks to you bro @georgehotz <3
0_______________________o: LUL
d3ckardpa1n: hello there!
le0n_: smoking meat?
0_______________________o: #ad
jackdaniels7474: YO FUCK COOKING. INVEST IN CLOUD KITCHENS.
risky_banana: its made with light buds
fuzzuf: Can you cook some Tacos?
twitchistrash788: High fructose corn syrup is anti nootropic
freecodyx: hello from 🇲🇦 morocco
iZegot: lmao
IWasnotDemi: @georgehotz are we programming a turkey today?
nagimohsen: Yo his kitchen is fucking nice
ZedRei: Eyy light buds
DirectorHomeless: Bud light is for cunts
alluxua: Your apartment looks nice! @
le0n_: yeah youre from jersey
iZegot: send me some plz
le0n_: shout out to 973 baby
jackdaniels7474: That looks nasty bro
twitchistrash788: Speaking of the cloud
0_______________________o: DOXXED OMEGALUL
drparse: cannot unsee
ImAventus: LUL LUL LUL LUL
twitchistrash788: What do you make of all these cloud outages
capjackm: Do you live downtown San Diego ?
jackdaniels7474: R u rich?
iZegot: lolooololo
codephobia: monkaS
DirectorHomeless: Got them VC dollars and drinking bud light... I'm done
iZegot: whats ur opinion on Facebook Libra
twitchistrash788: Hahaha
blizz191: l0l
jackdaniels7474: Yo should I put all my money in Libra?
iZegot: @jackdaniels7474 BTC is the way brother
alluxua: Unbelievable, you know how to cook!
capjackm: What do you think about the Waymo ruling in California ?
lolouislol: nice tomatoes
nagimohsen: His apartment is so minimalistic. Goals af
ManWithNoFace: Guy Fieri?
smurfd0: Gordon ramsey hotz :)
DirectorHomeless: That knife needs sharpening. Get a 1000/3000 grit sharpening stone
codephobia: KreyGasm
DirectorHomeless: Kreygasm
codephobia: Kreygasm
ZedRei: Yea girl, slice that tomato
Lazysloth: wow pretty sharp
aoezalp: Ketchup
ImAfricanJesus: dont wash it, you lose the pesticide flavor
drparse: in your opinion are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?
aoezalp: Make that bitch squirt
simplychaff: You’re not a real American unless you ate Chic fil A on the Fourth #ad
tico82003: He slices... he dices....
ScrubLifeChoseMe: eyyy
lolouislol: a Victorinox knife
ScrubLifeChoseMe: thicccc slice
codephobia: T H I C C
KyleUE: you need a bigger knife
tico82003: Automate it!
thecreator3: Thigg
lolouislol: maybe
aoezalp: Assassin
alluxua: You are so adorable cutting the tomato’s
hodl_eth: Is that tomato open source
freecodyx: I hate raw tomato
blizz191: lol
ZedRei: Fuck Ramsey
twitchistrash788: just a *splash* of olive oil
Keyeh: cooking from the cloud @georgehotz
EvilCorp42: Banana slices give a better taste to burgers
DirectorHomeless: Tomato on a burger... a TRAVESTY. Who wants soggyburger :(
TheWanderingSnow: Tomatoes are delicious as hell
blizz191: is this cloud cooking
bryyce: wheres the furnature
simplychaff: Burger flavored Soylent bars
myaocat: it's geohot and those who don't know I'm getting sue by sony
aoezalp: Mate, that thick like my school book
twitchistrash788: I just bought like 20 soylents lmao
ScrubLifeChoseMe: Kreygasm
twitchistrash788: They're pretty good actually
AnEthernetCable: why
twitchistrash788: @AnEthernetCable They have a lot of nutrients
aoezalp: That guy trying to score tonight?
KyleUE: what kind of tomatoes do they grow in the cloud
AnEthernetCable: What the fuck did I just join
TheWanderingSnow: amazing
twitchistrash788: Shoutout to my soymen out there
DirectorHomeless: Burger Ingredients: real American high fructose bun, freedom patty, bacon, bacon, bacon, patriotic American imitation cheese and burger sauce
simplychaff: Hell yeah
AnEthernetCable: Deepthroat it
DirectorHomeless: No f00kin bud light
myaocat: geohot is smart person that's why I'm watching but he isnt unique among other smart people they are very similar
aoezalp: Nice VC money
Keyeh: monkaS
ImAfricanJesus: BETWEEN THE FINGERS NOW
Johnnymamen: yo is that cooking stream
fracci0ns: yo brow, when u gonna get some redbulls in that thing? sometimes a dude gotta ride the bull am i right? l8r sk8r
ZedRei: The hotter the better
myaocat: I'm watching at 4 am instead of doing something useful in my life
drparse: ready for surgery
myaocat: like sleep
twitchistrash788: @myaocat what time zone
th3_maj0r: What am I watching LUL LUL
aoezalp: Like sleeping?
twitchistrash788: Can't be the U.S
youngbloodDO: CAN U NOTICE ME IM UR BIGGEST FAN I WANK TO UR CODE SLAMS
myaocat: @twitchistrash788 IDT
Keyeh: watch him cutting himself
aoezalp: Thick like ma finger
aoezalp: Thinner
myaocat: im his biggest fan although no twitch prime
myaocat: if you are his fan why no sub?
th3_maj0r: eating stream more than cooking
aoezalp: THINNER!!,
AnEthernetCable: Cheer5 The Fuck geo
twitchistrash788: @myaocat how is it in Israel?
KyleUE: that's racist
RiceroniJabroni: down the disposal... just like comma ai... lmao jk
freecodyx: looks like mercedes logo
eduardoadf1: what about africa dying children D:
twitchistrash788: @eduardoadf1 that's also everywhere
twitchistrash788: children die everywhere
myaocat: @twitchistrash788 its depends. imho i dont enjoy it because of many failures on my life i hate it..
aoezalp: THAT GUY IS HIGH AF
Trouser: haha
th3_maj0r: rip channel
lolouislol: congrats on the numbers
eduardoadf1: monkaS
DirectorHomeless: That's where george's assistant went...
bypiglet: :(
twitchistrash788: dang
twiggy_io: Hey bud
fracci0ns: i remember when this dude was baked af talking about simulations
eduardoadf1: hacking is cool! B)
Keyeh: KKona fake news
ZedRei: We piss on clean water. Feelsbad for Africa but oh well
th3_maj0r: look his house, you are so rich George
capjackm: George where do you live
liird: chuunGift chuunSub
myaocat: yea rich is not a unique ..
aoezalp: THAT SWEET A16Z CAHA
Not_Alex_Archer: no bandaids
blizz191: CLOUD COOKING
myaocat: steve jobs is richer
ImAfricanJesus: THROW US OVER THE LEDGE
AnEthernetCable: h e a l
eduardoadf1: how much weed is enough
RSPwner_: are you high right now is the question??
lolouislol: bleeding from can crushing :(
alluxua: Where is your cute piano?
myaocat: what do you think about apple? are they going to do something interesting or just shit on their customers?
youngbloodDO: can u inpregnate my sister please @georgehotz
Not_Alex_Archer: will it to heal, will us out of the simulation
lolouislol: ouch. i see
twitchistrash788: melk
eduardoadf1: PogChamp
risky_banana: saliva makes blood clot
aoezalp: How big is Marc amdreeeson head in person
SafeHaven: overdose luxxS
th3_maj0r: Why you don't do lives on instagram?
DirectorHomeless: @georgehotz I have one question for you... what did you take before doing THAT pitch at TechCrunch disrupt?
capjackm: Apartment tour
Keyeh: LUL
KyleUE: cauterize the wound
aoezalp: Coccaine and hookers
twiggy_io: YAY COOKING STREAM
Zabiak12345: HeyGuys
myaocat: i saw your talk about all god questions.. i educated not to smoke and not to drink. if you won't drink/smoke/anything will you get where you at now?
dorkmo: 7/4 was an inside job
yungtravla: lol
NonTrivial778: can you hack your ISP? Just kidding
fuzzuf: Dude your Jailbreaking the simulation talk was amazing.
aoezalp: You handed out left and right man, especially mobile eye
DirectorHomeless: Lol
RSPwner_: adhd l0l0
Adolfich: F
myaocat: f
fracci0ns: id suck that finger bro
fracci0ns: no homo
blizz191: thats a VIM finger
HousedHorse: >tunes into geohot cooking stream > "I believe the bleeding has now stopped"
twitchistrash788: I prefer it with soil and bacteria
eduardoadf1: worm brain monkaS
myaocat: that bleeding is memory leak
twitchistrash788: Gotta keep the immune system strong
aoezalp: When we sacrificing cow?
Keyeh: pour salt on it
Adolfich: its ban
twiggy_io: It is
DirectorHomeless: You gotta go back as a judge in 10 years and dump in front of the projector lens
ZedRei: Blood adds flavor
KyleUE: cauterize the cut. put an end to this now.
Adolfich: self harasment
lolcoolkat: cant show blood on stream :P
AugTV: Where are you right now?
Klingenwetzer: I don't think the vitamins get that fast to your finger forsenHead
GiantSweater: infection monkaS
covac123: PJSalt bad
twitchistrash788: Oh hell no
Zabiak12345: good
lolouislol: bad idea
Not_Alex_Archer: this is gonna hurt
th3_maj0r: nooo wtf
fuzzuf: You mention two books at the end that you read. One was Godel, Escher, Bach what was the other one?
DirectorHomeless: Lettuce == communist
Klingenwetzer: wtf are you doing NotLikeThis
th3_maj0r: that's so stupid
capjackm: How far do you live from the commaai offices ?
Adolfich: now it some sexual content maybe
twitchistrash788: You're seasoning your flesh
fracci0ns: NotLikeThis
myaocat: no one offered you that!
simplychaff: New plan. Invite the heads of Facebook and serve them bloody food.
NonTrivial778: have you tried ephedrine?
Jamezz212: what are we cooking guys?
risky_banana: black pepper or saliva cause blood to clot @georgehotz
capjackm: That’s gonna burn!!
Klingenwetzer: OpieOP
Zabiak12345: PogChamp
Johnnymamen: you should cold water I guess
Johnnymamen: use*
myaocat: why make meal when you can buy one?
zibranja: impossible burgers!
aoezalp: Who is coming? A girl?
twitchistrash788: Constrict it
NonTrivial778: vegan burgers??
Jamezz212: alcohol encourages bleeding lol
smurfd0: Bad Idea ... there is that saying ... putting salt into tour wound
Klingenwetzer: just get a plaster and you're done
myaocat: MEDIC MEDIC
simplychaff: Can’t stream blood? I thought this was America?
Roundlay: roundlMm FBCatch
alluxua: This July 4th, buy an EON with code FREEDOM50 to save $50. OMG FREEDOM CHEAP. There‘s never been a better time to get in to the comma ecosystem. ONE DOLLAR OFF PER STATE . shop.comma.ai
Roundlay: DBAB
fracci0ns: i'd die to be that lettuce rn
DirectorHomeless: That cheese portobello mushroom looked grim on GR's channel
AugTV: Peel it
simplychaff: Don’t be bitch - George Hotz
aoezalp: That’s@not how u wash it
aoezalp: Get the leafs out
fracci0ns: how does it taste, it's a new food for me
twitchistrash788: Looks pretty organic
eduardoadf1: testing PogChamp
freecodyx: this is not how you wash a lettuce
Roundlay: Add some tacos around that lettuce
NonTrivial778: omg lmao
myaocat: i will be Gordon Ramsay after this stream
th3_maj0r: george stream > masterchef
Klingenwetzer: forsenY
myaocat: George > god
Roundlay: Please pinch just in front of your lips as you describe the flavour
myaocat: george is the root node
KyleUE: you gotta peel the whole thing and rinse it in a colander. you gon get ecoli
DirectorHomeless: Fucking rabbit
eduardoadf1: asmr Kreygasm
Klingenwetzer: cmonBruh ?
ZedRei: Lettuce is cheap so go ham
aoezalp: Cut it in half
Holive: now this is what I call great content! george eating lettuce
miguelvmonroy: lol you finger xD
DirectorHomeless: Grill it
twitchistrash788: My immune system can handle it
Zabiak12345: Kreygasm
zibranja: do a spray mode wash
SafeHaven: Food > Programming
Klingenwetzer: forsenS
TheKoreanZombi: Its fun watching talented people do something they aren't great at
Roundlay: Put some antiperspirant on the cut, instafix
aoezalp: ma man, McDonald’s soon
Klingenwetzer: D:
twitchistrash788: Hell no lmao
Roundlay: Has silver or some shit in it
aoezalp: Get wasted cooking?
twitchistrash788: Yeah like aluminum
capjackm: Why don’t you stream more ?
DirectorHomeless: Why are you not hacking your internet connected griddle
myaocat: i only know how to cook eggs
smakatak: this stream missing mechanical keyboard sound
myaocat: "my balls" LUL
th3_maj0r: The chair you posted on instagram isn't the one you use! That's a scam
lofar78: hack the onion into little pieces
liird: whats the wristband for monkaHmm
NonTrivial778: do youu going to clean everything ?
aoezalp: This nigga in the trueman show
Roundlay: You know why you wash veggies: pollen
myaocat: tor hacking
Roundlay: Imagine eating pollen
Zabiak12345: Kappa
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm
Roundlay: Clip that
Zabiak12345: SO GOOD Kreygasm
fuzzuf: Herman Miller?
myaocat: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
mk_98: WutFace
DirectorHomeless: GMO Onion
Roundlay: curl in your fingers before you cut you're scaring me
Klingenwetzer: Feed me lamboWUT
SafeHaven: ASMR plz
Zabiak12345: Fuck Ai start a Restaurant
KyleUE: now eat the onion slice
aoezalp: People suffocate eating that SLICE
Roundlay: Salad a la geohotz
Klingenwetzer: Wowee
th3_maj0r: 1m2019.com guys, Just 987900 more DendiFace KappaRoss
myaocat: african people would eat the leftovers
NonTrivial778: GeoHot teaching us how to cut a onion
Zabiak12345: WutFace
liird: LUL
s1ug: WutFace
DirectorHomeless: Onion juice = eye cleaner
aoezalp: THST A MOR D PLOT
blizz191: l0l
smakatak: WHAT
ZedRei: Oh jesus
Johnnymamen: 3 a.m feelin hungry
smakatak: DID I JUST SEE
Klingenwetzer: kiwianPOG
Jamezz212: George you're not supposed to eat all the food before you're done
fugebin: NotLikeThis
twitchistrash788: lmao
Klingenwetzer: 3am you are making me hungry :(
th3_maj0r: Can you join deepweb with that onion?
lofar78: dude sharpen your knife
DirectorHomeless: This is what happens when you fuck up your adderall dosage
aoezalp: HAHA
s1ug: thats a shit fuck load of onion
eduardoadf1: why so much onion
twitchistrash788: @DirectorHomeless shit removes your apppetite
aoezalp: ONION NURGER
eduardoadf1: he's having fun slicing
RealPerson: that's a good technique, i'm learning perfect onion cutting from you right now
Zabiak12345: i think he's high AF
s1ug: bud light and raw onions im gonna fuckin puke NotLikethis
myaocat: now cucumber
smakatak: is this a Bud white ad
aoezalp: HAHA
lofar78: bud light lime > relish
th3_maj0r: Probably he didn't bought the burger
aoezalp: GONNA BE GRAT TRIP WHEN TSKING SHIT
KyleUE: put jalapenos in it
eduardoadf1: show chair
ZedRei: Tblop
fugebin: wash your hands george NotLikeThis
NonTrivial778: wash your hands
twitchistrash788: That's not much seasoning lmao
myaocat: Kreygasm
Jamezz212: garlic on burgers = excellent
lofar78: all you need to season a burger is butter and salt
zeccran: what a world we live in, we are watching one of our greatest minds... cook... LOL
fugebin: lol
th3_maj0r: No, wash your hands before touching the hhk lol
Johnnymamen: imagine elon musk cooking stream
Seatedfury: Wok with Yan is now my second favourite cooking show
aoezalp: KILL THE COW BOA
zeccran: @Johnnymamen LOL
blizz191: feet
myaocat: where is ratatouile?
AnEthernetCable: FEET
DirectorHomeless: Put butter on party before cooking, makes it tender and moist 😏
RealPerson: I'm really enjoying this
DirectorHomeless: *patty
andrewbhatfield: geohot live PogChamp
Zabiak12345: WutFace
ZedRei: I'm slow cooking, my stream would suck
aoezalp: TAHT GUY MAKING BEEF ASOIP
nightknight0000: nearly cut your fingers u crazy mofo
knilecrack: i thought you are vegan
lofar78: dear god watch your fingers when you cut
Zabiak12345: LUL
zeccran: LATER FOOD. GROUNDBREAKING
thatguyky1112: why not make it all now and then save that
blizz191: SMOKING SOME MEETS
DirectorHomeless: Spoiler: this doesn't end well
sandlordium: what in tarnation
MaryjMarjorie: Please wipe down the counter
eduardoadf1: later food PogChamp
sandlordium: that counter is quite messy
zeccran: so messy
myaocat: haha i never cook meat
piccibrah: lmao
JumpTwiice: DansGame
sandlordium: DansGame
zeccran: DansGame
leftyfl1p: DansGame
fugebin: DansGame
eduardoadf1: DansGame
piccibrah: DansGame
risky_banana: DansGame
Unverifieds: DansGame
liird: alisaCry my eyes
McBritish: DansGame
Klingenwetzer: DansGame
MajesticMack: RUINED
SilentKi11: im starting to cry
d3ckardpa1n: WutFace WutFace WutFace
thatguyky1112: means gross
Klingenwetzer: RUINED :(
JumpTwiice: WutFace
eduardoadf1: BibleThump careful with our eyes
sandlordium: MEANS GROSS
leftyfl1p: my train WutFace
myaocat: BibleThump
sandlordium: WutFace
nightknight0000: LUL LUL
leftyfl1p: BibleThump
Klingenwetzer: D:
liird: just9nFeet
JumpTwiice: HotPokket VEGANISM
Johnnymamen: BibleThump
DirectorHomeless: @geohotz you've done software stuff... when is he ultimate geohotz coffeemaker with ultrasonic homogeniser coming...
Klingenwetzer: I LOVE MEAT Kreygasm
d3ckardpa1n: did Zuckerberg teach you how to smoke them meats
lukefisherxxxx: whats your cooking lvl?
LilChonk: omg that scraping knife
liird: smoke some meats
blizz191: smoke some meets
zeccran: you missed
piccibrah: look at all that moisture
liird: touching phone after meat monkaS
lukefisherxxxx: garlic always
zibranja: little wine
blizz191: wash hands
RSPwner_: contaminating camera ripo
KyleUE: you're contaminating everything lol
liird: apartment contaminated monkaS
JumpTwiice: @georgehotz only salt it before putting it on the pan
JumpTwiice: just before
sandlordium: salt before pan
sandlordium: otherwise it will draw moisture out
aide_bot: use cinnamon
RealPerson: love spicy food
sandlordium: cinnamon on burger D:
aide_bot: why not
DirectorHomeless: Get some diced red pepper, garlic powder, salt, pepper, paprika in there
JumpTwiice: LUL RUINED
aide_bot: i hear bananas are amazing on burgers
sandlordium: RUINED LUL
fugebin: cinnamon burger VoHiYo
elonsmuskygooch: @georgehotz Don't cry bb xx add the kanye pepper powder
lolouislol: add bud lite to the patty!
Klingenwetzer: DansGame
d3ckardpa1n: DansGame
myaocat: primeagenScience
ZedRei: Sugar to cut the acid not to make it sweet
NonTrivial778: what is the website ?
sadpoopz: DansGame
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm METT WITH ONIONS
sandlordium: that is a shit ton of onion
AnEthernetCable: m e a t
Klingenwetzer: FeelsGoodMan
Klingenwetzer: WTF D:
sandlordium: wut
piccibrah: lmfao this is amazing
sandlordium: this counter
aizerbaijan: dood
myaocat: https://www.instagram.com/georgehotz/
sandlordium: is so filthy
zeccran: im learning so much
SilentKi11: hes cooking for inmates
sandlordium: more salt?
sandlordium: what
lofar78: not near enough salt
sandlordium: in hte world
KyleUE: rip
JumpTwiice: NotLikeThis SALTING
aizerbaijan: not how you cook
Seatedfury: Add an egg
Klingenwetzer: forsenFur VERY INTRIGUING forsenFur
sadpoopz: but can that meat drive itself
blizz191: later food?
JumpTwiice: bajs 🔭
sandlordium: NotLikeThis salts it twice way before cooking
zeccran: egg is a good suggestion though
MajesticMack: but...the later food
piccibrah: it is
elonsmuskygooch: is that jake pauls kitchen?
LilChonk: HE's A PROGRAMMER NOT A COOK
DirectorHomeless: Add egg
lofar78: bread crumbs and egg
myaocat: maybe make story on Instagram about cooking?
RSPwner_: NotLileThis the lack of any sanitation with the raw foods is killing me lmaooo
KyleUE: add jalapenos and cheese
lofar78: salt that shit more
sandlordium: this is so gross
DirectorHomeless: Egg holds it together @georgehotz
sandlordium: onion salt pepper and meat
zeccran: worlds fattest patty
hue___jayniss: (puke)
ZedRei: Rofl
blizz191: no
zeccran: NOOOO
sandlordium: no
Klingenwetzer: ITS THE BEST
alluxua: They can add by themself
sandlordium: add egg and breadcrumbs
sandlordium: it will hold it together
blizz191: smoke that meat
d3ckardpa1n: your stream is just missing a thott now
zeccran: poifect
Klingenwetzer: Salt pepper meat and onions is soo good Kreygasm
elonsmuskygooch: add emu eggs
leftyfl1p: needs more bacon
lofar78: egg and bread crumbs is just meat loaf
zeccran: just wipe it off
drparse: looks like a brain
myaocat: thats brain
elonsmuskygooch: add raw chicken
zeccran: why quit drugs
piccibrah: lol
Seatedfury: Hahaha everyone knows you put an egg in
JLO_: LUL
DirectorHomeless: Get a cookie cutter
hue___jayniss: just go to mcdonalds you milennial
SilentKi11: this dont look FDA approved
LilChonk: actually no egg required you rookies
peatmoss2: put a dimple in the center
blizz191: royale with cheese
lofar78: cocaine is the only way to happiness
KyleUE: put some cheese between the patties before you cook
zeccran: egg makes it stick together better though
th3_maj0r: I think George is vegan guys
RealPerson: patty size looks good
LilChonk: not required
sandlordium: I agree
sandlordium: no
MajesticMack: the sounds Kreygasm
myaocat: @silentki11 fda approve what make them earn money
JumpTwiice: make it volcano shaped
jedieconomy: nah its fine
sandlordium: its good
zibranja: thats thick
th3_maj0r: #perfect
sandlordium: it will shrink while cooking
d3ckardpa1n: T H I C C
zeccran: we like them fat patties, make em thick
alluxua: it looks fine
sandlordium: @georgehotz
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm
Chris_XIX: a little on the big side but it's fine
fugebin: looks good
zeccran: later food
capjackm: Always more salt and pepper
bypiglet: a verte good
myaocat: https://www.instagram.com/georgehotz/
ImAventus: its good cause it will strink
sandlordium: it will shrink when cooked @georgehotz
DirectorHomeless: USE A COOKIE CUTTER
blizz191: smoke em
elonsmuskygooch: watching @georgehotz slap his meat on twitch. Inb4 TOS, inb4 ban xx
d3ckardpa1n: smoke these meats
piccibrah: PixelBob
myaocat: VoHiYo
zeccran: what guests? youre making one patty
blizz191: STOVE US
sandlordium: burns phone
DirectorHomeless: have you SEASONED the cast iron pan
sandlordium: oh boy
leftyfl1p: this is the part where he burns his house down FeelsGoodMan
lofar78: fry the mushrooms don't stove them
d3ckardpa1n: SMOrc
blizz191: put oil on the pan
eduardoadf1: what is that
KyleUE: do a sick stream when you get sick from eating contaminated food
zeccran: stove em
d3ckardpa1n: olive oil
blizz191: olive
Johnnymamen: WE ARE MOVING
codsane: peanut oil
zeccran: bacon grease
lofar78: butter
sandlordium: OLIVE OIL
zibranja: olive
th3_maj0r: oil
liird: olive oil smokes early
JLO_: olive
d3ckardpa1n: T H I C C
jedieconomy: olive oil
sandlordium: NO NON ONONN NO NO
Chris_XIX: I told you it's too big!
hue___jayniss: ruinewd
zeccran: WE LIKE IT THICC
Fezzry: OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh
RealPerson: olive oil is healthier
lofar78: LARD == america
eduardoadf1: it will shrink
sandlordium: it wil lfucking shrink
ImAventus: no because it wil shrink
Holive: this is actually gordon ramsey using deep fake
jedieconomy: RUINEDDDDD
ethbow: don't over work the meat
liird: low smoke point lol
DirectorHomeless: Season the pan smh
Fezzry: RUINED LUL
Fezzry: LULW RUINED
fugebin: nooooooo NotLikeThis
d3ckardpa1n: you worked for Zuckerberg you should know how to smoke the meats
blizz191: this is fucking great
Jamezz212: If you put a indentation in the center of the patty it cooks more evenly
zeccran: SOILED IT
Chi_Nar: I believe in this man
eduardoadf1: LUL
Fezzry: PogChamp we did it chat
Klingenwetzer: LUL
Chi_Nar: he can hack an iphone he can hack it as a chef
DirectorHomeless: Olive oil at high temps is bad for you
Jamezz212: rip us
TechieRS: we fell
sandlordium: rip phone
risky_banana: we have fallen over
Klingenwetzer: PogChamp having an actual streamer interaction
Guppypid: butter also low smoke point
ZedRei: Do it your way. Don't listen to us
lofar78: grape seed oil is better for high smoke
th3_maj0r: We are back
sandlordium: butter smoke point lower I think?
zeccran: use bacon grease
Jamezz212: butter lower smoke point than olive oil
Klingenwetzer: FeelsGoodMan
d3ckardpa1n: F
codephobia: monkaS
Klingenwetzer: Better D:
Klingenwetzer: F
risky_banana: I'm a better person :)
lofar78: f
Fezzry: F LUL
sandlordium: F
Fezzry: SAVED PogChamp
leftyfl1p: F
jedieconomy: F
DirectorHomeless: Olive oil above 200°C = food poisoning
zeccran: budweiser is a man drink
TechieRS: im 5 dollars richer person :)
nightknight0000: bud light? smh
jedieconomy: LUL
risky_banana: I'm helping the dream chat :)
sandlordium: Were good
0_______________________o: TOS monkaW
lofar78: better now
elonsmuskygooch: Muted
sandlordium: butter? no it doesn't
piccibrah: KappaWealth KappaWealth
lofar78: no audio
myaocat: no mute
blizz191: wash hands
sandlordium: oh boi
ethbow: don't burn the butter
sandlordium: didn't wash hands
Guppypid: no clarified butter low smoke point
myaocat: audio is ok
drparse: fake news
sandlordium: burns butter
ZedRei: I'm used to bigger tits on my camgirls
Guppypid: not regular butter
sandlordium: oh boi here we go
protein8: gang gang
zeccran: you burned the butter
leftyfl1p: show nips
Jamezz212: inb4 rip butter
sandlordium: butter bouta burn
Fezzry: using the knife LUL
codephobia: plug us in!
protein8: use ghee
jedieconomy: dont burn it
sandlordium: scratching pan :(
lofar78: add a clove of garlic to that butter
sandlordium: yes
Fezzry: ITS TOO BIG LUL
sandlordium: kind of
Jamezz212: press down on the center george
sandlordium: no its fine
myaocat: for how long
Jamezz212: make an indentation in center
Fezzry: HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY TOO BIG LUL
liird: rachel ray Pog
JLO_: cooking like a cam girl SeemsGood
th3_maj0r: we lost 2o minutes for salad and now we don't have battery??
nightknight0000: it's not too thick
lofar78: your meat is too big
fugebin: 😂
alluxua: medium fire
sandlordium: no its perfect
leftyfl1p: no man thats just fine
KyleUE: TOO THICC ABORT
Fezzry: WAY TOO BIG LUL
sandlordium: it will shrink
Jamezz212: no like the direct center bro lol
Klingenwetzer: forsenJoy
jedieconomy: LOOKS THICCC
fuegopapi: how many budlights?
myaocat: VoHiYo VoHiYo VoHiYo
d3ckardpa1n: not with the hand
blizz191: SMOKE THE MEATS
d3ckardpa1n: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
ethbow: lower heat for large burger so it fully cooks
zeccran: more salt and pepper
liird: beat your meat
th3_maj0r: It's perfect George
sandlordium: oh my
protein8: insert sex noises
myaocat: Kreygasm
blizz191: FLIP IT THO
Klingenwetzer: KKona
Fezzry: LUL drunk ?
leftyfl1p: spank the meat FeelsGoodMan spank the meat FeelsGoodMan
fuegopapi: turnt lol
codsane: crabby patty
d3ckardpa1n: you need to get a patent on these THICC Burgers asap
alluxua: flip it. low to medium heat
Fezzry: FLIP IT
Klingenwetzer: Jebaited
sandlordium: low heat
DirectorHomeless: Noooooo
jedieconomy: FLIP IT
Sycto: why is there 1 burger for 12 mushrooms what happening here
Fezzry: u want it rare Pepega
blizz191: no get butter both sides
hue___jayniss: flick it
KyleUE: wash your hands, you're gonna get us all sick
fuegopapi: lick it
Dirrtylarrry: Cast iron is the way to go.
th3_maj0r: Does bud light contain alcool??
sandlordium: flip for butter on both sides
zeccran: GEORGE BE CAREFUL. the evil google might be watching your stream to steal your burger methods
markovrandomfield: Healthy DansGame
myaocat: BibleThump
DirectorHomeless: Butter on patty and don't fucking press the burger!!!
M0tyak: flip it to know
Jamezz212: yeah letting all the juices out lol
blizz191: for real get butter on both sides
elonsmuskygooch: When did you break into Logan Pauls old apartment?
Fezzry: WAIT, Is he doing the new GORDON RAMSAY RECIPE LUL ?
lofar78: stop pressing, you'll loose the juices
sandlordium: flip burger
ethbow: brown on edges
d3ckardpa1n: :D
fuegopapi: let the rim to look cooked
blizz191: no
twiggy_io: n0
blizz191: dont flip
jedieconomy: Logan Paul LUL
DirectorHomeless: F for burger
markovrandomfield: Not yet
ethbow: no
Dirrtylarrry: Cool chair.
zeccran: we remember that dark time you promotoed the logal paul merch
d3ckardpa1n: next time you need to invite Tim to Cook those burgers
Fezzry: ye rip he has been pressing it too much, the juice has gone out LUL
fuegopapi: omegalulz
fuzzuf: Can I ask why you were a Logan Paul fan at all?
Fezzry: flip it
Fezzry: yes
blizz191: toast on stove
cmmeur01: hamburger on the bud light and everything else
lofar78: not yet
Sparks1Cx: ummmmmm
myaocat: is that the krabby patty secret formula?
jedieconomy: NO
elonsmuskygooch: Logan Paul said he wanted you on his podcast
d3ckardpa1n: don't burn 'em
ethbow: n9
d3ckardpa1n: flip it
zeccran: LOLOLOL
DirectorHomeless: Burger is fucked
Klingenwetzer: forsenJoy
DirectorHomeless: Rip
Sparks1Cx: that looks good
markovrandomfield: PogChamp
fuegopapi: B)
Sparks1Cx: forsen boys Pog
KyleUE: put mayonnaise on the bun and fry it on the stove
blizz191: aw jeeze
zeccran: fucking roasted logan paul
lofar78: fuck yeah
leftyfl1p: oh looks delicious yup great job man
th3_maj0r: George twitch > masterchef
Sycto: burger looks ight but those buns are ass
myaocat: betteer than mcdonalds
Klingenwetzer: forsen1 forsen2 ?
RealPerson: them, looks amazing
Jamezz212: put a piece of butter on top of the burger in like 30 seconds for deliciousness
myaocat: BibleThump BibleThump
Klingenwetzer: forsen3 forsen4
lofar78: warm mayo > jesus
th3_maj0r: winning the burger race
ZedRei: Woa, hate on Logan, not my mayo
zeccran: dont trust him
d3ckardpa1n: give that 1st burger to the cat
myaocat: who is mayo?
Sparks1Cx: yes
Fezzry: Kreygasm
stale2000: wtf, don't listen to him
ImAventus: hahaha
fuegopapi: OptimizePrime
elonsmuskygooch: Put a slice of cheese on top of the patty 1minute before you take it off. Melt it on
protein8: shove it in
death_gadget: Hell yea!!
DirectorHomeless: You're disgusting...
Jamezz212: you guys are noobs butter makes everything better
protein8: push the butter in
ImAventus: merica
DirectorHomeless: .. in the treatment of that burger
death_gadget: Fucking up
th3_maj0r: lol
markovrandomfield: Toast the bun on the pan
Fezzry: NO LUL
zeccran: char the bunon the stove for like 10 secs
Fezzry: NOT YET LUL
blizz191: no
Sycto: nope
blizz191: way
Fezzry: JESUS LUL
Sparks1Cx: @stale2000, squadW cooking stream
blizz191: what
lofar78: no
nightknight0000: def not done yet
jedieconomy: NOOOOOOO
zeccran: look inside
blizz191: he going to die
d3ckardpa1n: its too red
stale2000: swaudW
jedieconomy: OMG noob
covac123: eating raw LUL
blizz191: cook the burger more
DirectorHomeless: Well it's too late for the butter now isn't it? The burger is fucking sealed
Jamezz212: Twitch Cooks Burgers
zeccran: yeah
fuegopapi: no
ethbow: dead
ZedRei: Not done
d3ckardpa1n: meat's not done
lofar78: RIP
leftyfl1p: you need juices
alluxua: No,
myaocat: its sick
stale2000: squadW
ImAventus: check the underside
alluxua: No
TerryDavis: eat it raw like a real man
KyleUE: you gotta wait for the juice to start coming out the top
leftyfl1p: food poisoning monkaS
Guppypid: Milk solids burning
alluxua: the middle is still raw
ethbow: LUL
th3_maj0r: ahahahahaha
drparse: RIP geohot
0_______________________o: @stale2000 staff knows geohot PogU
Fezzry: NotLikeThis I feel bad for the guests
blizz191: ya holy shit its raw inside thats a thicc burger
fuegopapi: put the mushrooms in the oven
DirectorHomeless: Your pan is done
leftyfl1p: its back FeelsGoodMan
Klingenwetzer: THE JUICE forsenJoy
Guppypid: cross section
Sparks1Cx: yes
0_______________________o: APE GANG BABY
ethbow: butter the bun and brown it on the stove
stale2000: Kappa
0_______________________o: SquadW
Klingenwetzer: lmao LUL
zeccran: cooking is allowed
stale2000: Yes cooking is allowed george
elonsmuskygooch: PUT A SLICE OF CHEESE ON THE TOP
piccibrah: put the beer in the meat Kappa
Klingenwetzer: STAFF forsenS CHAT BEHAVE
d3ckardpa1n: only if you're a thott
DirectorHomeless: F to pay respects
myaocat: f
th3_maj0r: Do you live alone George?? Is that the first time you cook a burger?
Fezzry: ????
Fezzry: put cheese for fck sake SwiftRage
0_______________________o: @Klingenwetzer nah he's ape gang its all good
DirectorHomeless: F
Dirrtylarrry: Psilocybin mushrooms would be better.
fuegopapi: where the ham
d3ckardpa1n: F to the burger
myaocat: flip
Jamezz212: Jamezz212 subscribed at Tier 1.
Sparks1Cx: wtf is that
elonsmuskygooch: PUT A SLICE OF HAM ON THE GROUND
ImAventus: take off before fully finish because it keeps cooking even when you take it off
MaryjMarjorie: This is probably the first time he had cooked...ever
protein8: u can always put it in the oven
DirectorHomeless: F for Flip the fucking thing
Sycto: No cheese and shit buns whats next
th3_maj0r: amsterdam mashrooms?
zeccran: the other msuhrooms are more fun
codsane: porque no los dos
d3ckardpa1n: you're the real Burger King
lofar78: are those mushrooms legal in california
leftyfl1p: u need american cheese otherwise u are unamerican this is 4th of july
fugebin: poor guests ain’t getting any cheese 😂
myaocat: is that donuts?
0_______________________o: LUL
risky_banana: thats a fatttt burger, nice
Sycto: perfect
DirectorHomeless: SHITake mushrooms
P0LY: cooking stream PogChamp PogChamp
blizz191: mozzerlla cheese
d3ckardpa1n: put mozarella there
blizz191: lets go
zeccran: scuffed
Klingenwetzer: KKona
stale2000: BibleThump I thought this was going to be a hoverboard stream BibleThump I don't see any hoverboards here
Sycto: slice up the cheddar and throw it on there
lofar78: bud light yet no american cheese, shame
fuegopapi: get a beer
Sparks1Cx: put some beer
alluxua: who are the guests? Geohot wants to cook for them. That is so special
ImAventus: take it off before its fully finish because it keep on cook even when taken off
th3_maj0r: mayonese?
Klingenwetzer: DO IT forsenO
nightknight0000: it's prob done by now
DirectorHomeless: You fucked it george
protein8: can u describe the smell
zeccran: beer on burger
leftyfl1p: go down to the store and buy some american im sure the burger will be done by the time you come back
myaocat: it wont be kusher
fuegopapi: beer on the burger
zibranja: its doneee
SilentKi11: put beer on burger
lostinbay: anyone know if the eon will work on the new toyota supra coming out? even thought it has a bmw engine
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm TOXIC
fuzzuf: Where the fuck are the Hordorves?
DirectorHomeless: It's fucked
blizz191: yes
Fezzry: OH NO LUL
blizz191: bud it
tanoshiizo: PogChamp
Sparks1Cx: LUL
elonsmuskygooch: #@# put the burger in the oven
Klingenwetzer: WutFace
ImAventus: take it off before its fully finish because it keep on cook even when taken off
Fezzry: FCK SAKE LUL
lofar78: LUL
Sparks1Cx: nice
CondomsWontFit: LUL
covac123: Kreygasm
myaocat: flip
ethbow: iF
piccibrah: lol
th3_maj0r: ahahhaahahaha
Guscles: that burger is going to ooze out so much grease when you bite into it
0_______________________o: PogU
fuegopapi: omegulz
myaocat: ong
tanoshiizo: is this gordon ramsay?
d3ckardpa1n: JUICY
AWZ123: F
alluxua: I think it is ready
fugebin: LMFAO
lofar78: USA USA USA
Klingenwetzer: forsen1 forsen2
leftyfl1p: LOL
leftyfl1p: USA USA USA
Fezzry: NotLikeThis
myaocat: throw it on elon musk
Jamezz212: this burger is the epitome of american, bud light and all
ImAventus: take it off before its fully finish because it keep on cook even when taken off
0_______________________o: yes
DirectorHomeless: Smells like disappointment
Guscles: flip it
Fezzry: its ready
0_______________________o: its ready
Dirrtylarrry: Smells like Murica’
blizz191: its done
ethbow: it should be about done
fuegopapi: no
th3_maj0r: bud light is beer? I though it was cola lol
Guppypid: Lets see the cross section
stale2000: DansGame
blizz191: we do
zeccran: no i dont
Guscles: no cheese, how pathetic
tanoshiizo: TIL you can smell through your monitor
Klingenwetzer: TRUE Kreygasm
lofar78: open it up
Sycto: the burger cant get anyworse so if its raw its raw
AWZ123: no
harrywinstonx: is computer science worth studying?
Sparks1Cx: vegan bun
RealPerson: write it up guys, bud light on burguer is the secret for a good burguer
alluxua: How is the smell?
ethbow: BIG BUN
Guscles: @harrywinstonx wtf kind of question is that
DirectorHomeless: Its fucked george
0_______________________o: raw
blizz191: grill the onions?
cypherbrain: jesus christ that's a lot of onion
deadbeatdad7: put some weed on your burger
risky_banana: thats a lot of onion
julien9877: CHEEESEEE
zeccran: more onions Kappa
Guscles: @harrywinstonx actually think about what you're asking
stale2000: letters?
Fezzry: letters LUL ?
fugebin: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT SIZE
Klingenwetzer: LETTERS FeelsGoodMan
leftyfl1p: damn this shit mcd's trainer quality
Sparks1Cx: ????
Dirrtylarrry: Let it rest a bit.
risky_banana: what font do you like your letters
MaryjMarjorie: Dude the amount of onion is actually wild
elonsmuskygooch: Letters
deadbeatdad7: no cheese DansGame
Klingenwetzer: LETTERS forsenT
myaocat: letters
piccibrah: what
Guppypid: cross sections
Holive: that bread looks sick
DirectorHomeless: Don't eat it
MaryjMarjorie: Dry af
Fezzry: monkaS
cypherbrain: whole wheat, no carbs Kappa
alluxua: Looks professional
piccibrah: i see carbs
fuegopapi: don't eat it
zeccran: confirmed geohot is shrek with all the onion
DirectorHomeless: You're gonna die
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm
Fezzry: ITS DRIPPING LUL
ImAventus: hahah
Klingenwetzer: DRIPPING
0_______________________o: its dripping WTF
Fezzry: jesus DansGame
0_______________________o: LUL
DirectorHomeless: F
zeccran: WE DID IT STREAM
myaocat: lol
codsane: PogChamp
covac123: dripping beer LUL
Klingenwetzer: FeelsGoodMan GOOD STUFF
risky_banana: hell yes
MaryjMarjorie: How is this real
Guscles: no shit its going to drip. didn't you see how fluffed up it was
KyleUE: CLOSE UP SHOT
fuegopapi: lolol
RealPerson: huge success !
ethbow: J U C I Y
piccibrah: the beer
blizz191: grill the onions
elonsmuskygooch: THAT JUICE
zeccran: I TOLD YOU TO COOK THE BUN
lofar78: its the beer that made it
Sycto: so good food is falling out of his mouth
stale2000: Kappa
HousedHorse: it'
d3ckardpa1n: damn its well done
d3ckardpa1n: you really did it
leftyfl1p: probably the only thing he cooked
Fezzry: WutFace
myaocat: i watched this to my cat and he is making now a burger
Fezzry: DansGame
DirectorHomeless: Death in 5...4...3...2..1...
risky_banana: ffs now I want a burger
alluxua: The beer works well on beef
MaryjMarjorie: His guests gonna die
julien9877: PogU
stale2000: Pog exponentially
elonsmuskygooch: #@#
ImAventus: when they ask you you tell them twitchees help you!!!!
DirectorHomeless: Autism
tanoshiizo: instagram ADS PogChamp
P0LY: :D
Fezzry: why is it dripping WutFace
deadbeatdad7: aids :D
fugebin: lol
cypherbrain: it's leaking WutFace
julien9877: @georgehotz buy a tesla and install your auto pilot LUL
ethbow: 1m2019.com
elonsmuskygooch: #@# Hungry people think everything tastes good
d3ckardpa1n: the beer is leaking
Fezzry: it looked dry is fck why is it dripping DansGame
kornez: too wet DansGame
Dirrtylarrry: Where are they going to sit?
Klingenwetzer: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
myaocat: 1m2019.com
stale2000: PogChamp code freedom
ImAventus: merica
MaryjMarjorie: It’s wet
Klingenwetzer: forsen3 forsen4 FEED ME!!!!
julien9877: KKona HELL YEAH BROTHER
DirectorHomeless: @georgehotz you gotta let the burger sit for 1-3 mins under foil... let juices out otherwise burger is soggy
Guscles: it's dripping because the meat wasn't proportioned well enough
myaocat: my cat is now a chef
myaocat: thank you
Dirrtylarrry: That burger is made with love.
alluxua: This July 4th, buy an EON with code FREEDOM50 to save $50. OMG FREEDOM CHEAP. There's never been a better time to get in to the comma ecosystem. ONE DOLLAR OFF PER STATE shop.comma.ai
elonsmuskygooch: That's not a burger with juice, that's juice with some burger shyhloKodacc shyhloKodacc
piccibrah: god bless america
blizz191: you woulda died
Victor6497: D:
ImAventus: merica
stale2000: :)
ImAventus: fuck yeah haha
Fezzry: merica
tanoshiizo: you're welcome
Fezzry: KKona
Sparks1Cx: KKona
Jamezz212: we did it america
blizz191: twitch saves lives
Dirrtylarrry: Minimalist burgers.
Fezzry: MERICA KKona
RealPerson: teamwork
Klingenwetzer: LUL KKona Clap
lofar78: ASMR eating stream?
0_______________________o: KKona Clap
Fezzry: MMMMMM-MERICA KKona
ImAventus: on the cloud
Sparks1Cx: D: FAKE?
tanoshiizo: D:
0_______________________o: D:
kornez: IM NOT FAKE D:
myaocat: merica on internet
stale2000: D: FAKE
Klingenwetzer: D: I'M NOT FAKE
fuzzuf: What are your views on Trump?
tanoshiizo: but i'm real, i'm here
Fezzry: D:
lofar78: i'm actually a bot
ethbow: F
elonsmuskygooch: im fakw news
0_______________________o: @fuzzuf okayy duuude
myaocat: f
Sparks1Cx: @0_______________________o, it was fucking hot
zeccran: things have taste in the cloud?
d3ckardpa1n: was it harder to jailbreak the iphone or cook that burger?
Guscles: portebello mushrooms can be a little raw, doesn't really matter
Dirrtylarrry: I’m eating shrooms and coding instead.
lofar78: <3
myaocat: press f to prevent stop the stream
Klingenwetzer: FeelsGoodMan
myaocat: f
piccibrah: im canadian and im celebrating independence day lmao
blizz191: f
Klingenwetzer: f
leftyfl1p: f
KyleUE: sell comma ai and open a restaurant
P0LY: PogChamp
Dirrtylarrry: You set a timer for the mushrooms.
ImAventus: on the cloud
covac123: KKona
ImAventus: lates
0_______________________o: f
blizz191: no
lofar78: noooo
blizz191: stream stays
zeccran: thanks dad
ImAventus: sell out haha
ethbow: F
ImAventus: bye
th3_maj0r: bye George. Stream more!!
0_______________________o: peace
stale2000: Self making burgers
liird: alisaCry
alluxua: Happy holiday, Geohot! Enjoy the holiday and make self driving happen!
blizz191: love you george
d3ckardpa1n: CYA GEORGE
codsane: bye dad
Klingenwetzer: THANKS FOR STREAMING DAD!!!!!! FeelsAmazingMan
P0LY: gg FeelsGoodMan
kornez: Cya!
ethbow: 1m2019.com
tanoshiizo: KonCha bye george
Dirrtylarrry: Shill!
piccibrah: cya brother
stale2000: AI will create my burgers PogChamp
zeccran: GEORGE IS A SELLOUT
0_______________________o: 1m2019.com people 1m2019.com people 1m2019.com people 1m2019.com people
fugebin: enjoy george KonCha
ImAventus: on the cloud
MaryjMarjorie: ❤️ u
blizz191: FOLLOW GEORGE ON IG
myaocat: f
fuzzuf: Welcome to Earf!
brickingit1: Geo is God
Klingenwetzer: LUL
th3_maj0r: ahahaha
P0LY: blue checkmark to get girls LUL
th3_maj0r: byeee
ImAventus: bye
liird: torque mod for check mark
piccibrah: on it
ethbow: >>> 1m2019.com
Klingenwetzer: bye lowHi
leftyfl1p: $10k
 
