Love to eat turkey.
Love to eat do-oh-oh-nuts!
(I love you man!
Oh, I love you!)
Put on that Yarmulkah, here comes Thanksgivukkah
So much fun-akah to have Thanksgiving with
Hanukkah
Hanukkah is the festival of lights
It's really 8 crazy nights, but will overlap
for just one night
(in 70,000 years)
When you feel like the only kid in town lighting
candles with your turkey
Here's a different list of people who are
Jewish, just like you and me
Jerry Seinfeld & John Stewart love stuffing
with matzo balls
and playing dreidle with Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal
Seth Rogan & Jonah Hill are "Superbad" at
frying spuds,
they go watch football with James Franco at
Paul Rudd's
Rachel Bilson's half Jewish
Adam Levine is half too
put them together
it makes one hot & spicy Jew
Diana Agron sings "Rock of Ages" (Maoz tzur)
in Glee's choir
Mila Kunis is smokin, but Billy Joel didn't
start the fire
Put on that Yarmulkah, it's time for Thanksgivukkah
Paul Simon & Art Garfunkle-ka celebrate Thanksgivukkah
Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) & Iron man
(Robert Downey Jr.) enjoy turkey basting
Amazing spiderman (Andrew Garfield) & Hellboy
(Ron Perlman) join them in Hannukah blessing
Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) & Lucius Malfoy
(Jason Isaacs) light the menorah
it's also "very nice" when Borat (Sasha Baron
Cohen) reads from the Torah
Abraham Lincoln -- He's not Jewish,
but the guy who played him is, Daniel Day
Lew-is
So many Jews are in the show biz,
Barack Obama isn't, but his wife's cousin
is (Capers Funnye) ... He's a rabbi!
Turkey with latkas and cranberry
I won't take down my poster of Bar Rafaeli
Donuts on the stove and pumpkin pie in the
oven
Can't watch Entourage without Jeremy Piven
Thanksgiving, is a special night,
Together with Chanukah, it's outta site, all
right!
Oh, I love Hannukah & Thanksgiving!
