- Oh, it's squirting, it's squirting!
- Zane, Zane, easy!
- Oh my God, oh my God!
- (Carly) Oh my God, oh my God!
(laughs)
- (FBE) So you are doing
a Try Not To Touch Challenge.
- Okay, is there a...
- Matt, you see,
you're already losing.
My hand's under the table.
- No way, the table?
- I'm already winning.
- The table is the first object?
- (FBE) So we're gonna put a total
of six items in front of you.
If you touch three or more,
you will be punished.
- What is our punishment?
- (FBE) Not gonna tell you.
- Okay.
- Okay, so we have three strikes?
- (FBE) Three strikes and you're out.
- Bring out the objects!
- Yeah, bring it out!
Bring out whatever it is!
- Ready!
- (FBE) It is the morning,
and to start out the day,
I thought we'd get you
your favorite coffee order.
- Well, that's gonna be
one I touch.
(Erin laughs)
- (FBE) We have an iced vanilla latte.
- Did someone drink out of that one?
- No, that's the egg.
- (FBE) And an iced caramel
cloud macchiato.
- Oh, I was like, that's interesting.
- Oh my God, how did you know this?
- (FBE) Now in front of you, Zane,
is a Vietnamese coffee from Kay's,
while Matt's is a double
chocolate chip frappuccino.
- Oh, that is my favorite!
Oh wait.
- Oh my God, what have...
- You really did 
your research on this!
- That looks so good.
- Yeah!
- What about if we touch it
with our mouths?
- You're not gonna go for it?
- I'm not gonna go for it.
No, 'cause there's probably
better things to touch.
- Okay.
- Oh, I haven't had one of these
in so long!
- I know.
- Could I smell it?
- (Zane) No, I've had coffee
already this morning, I don't need it.
- I'm not looking at anything,
I'm smelling it.
- (FBE) Oh, do you wanna smell it?
- (Zane) It's the do not touch 
challenge!
- (FBE) He's doing it right,
he's doing it right!
- Oh my God.
- You see, you're weak right now.
- Smell that, smell that,
smell that,
see why I like that.
- (whispers) Oh my God, 
it smells really good.
- I know, this is probably...
- I just wanna dive into that.
- This is against your diet though.
- I just wanna take that
and like...
- We're gonna save it
for like a puppy or something.
- Take it away!
- Bye!
- Take it, you can take it.
- She throws them in the trash
right in front of us. (laughs)
- (FBE) Next up, since you didn't
get the satisfaction from the coffee,
maybe you'll give into 
the satisfaction of a pimple popper.
- Wait, oh wait, you can pop those?
- It's a pimple popper,
so you press from the sides,
and then it...
- What?
Show me, show me how it's done!
- I've never used one before.
- Okay, well, I say 
you should go for it!
- Why should I use my touches?
- Oh.
- And there's a little 
white head right there.
I do kinda wanna squeeze it.
- I wanna do it.
- Don't, no!
- Come on!
- Save it for an animal!
- Okay, touch it, touch it, touch it.
- Now, you ready bud?
- Uh huh, uh huh.
- This is your pop.
(pimple squeches)
(both laugh)
Oh my God, that looks...
- Okay, I wanna do it.
- And then you wipe it off,
no, no, no, you can't, you can't!
- Why can't I?
- Because, then you're 
gonna lose a touch,
and then what if they
bring out something real, really cute?
- I wanna smell it. (laughs)
Smell good?
- Yeah.
- I figured it'd smell like perfume.
- It smells like coconuts.
- Oh yeah.
- This looks entertaining.
- Ready, ready?
- Oh!
- Oh my God!
Oh my God, that felt so good.
- This is fun!
- Oh, you have like small ones,
and then you have like real,
real juicy ones.
- Okay, okay.
Ooh, this one looks hearty.
- (FBE) Oh, you are touching it now.
- Yeah.
- I am touching it!
(buzzer rings)
I am touching the pimple popper!
- (both) Oh!
- Ooh! (laughs)
- Oh my...
- I don't know, it's not
as satisfying,
'cause I feel like,
when I pop my own,
theres a little like thud,
you know what I mean?
I don't think there's one here.
- It looks so glossy,
I just wanna see what it feels like.
- How do you...
- Oh, it's squirting, it's squirting!
- Oh Zane, oh Zane.
Zane, Zane!
- Oh my God, oh my God!
- Easy!
- (sighs) Wow, that was great.
Anybody have a towel?
- (FBE) Alright, it is very cool.
- I'm shaking. (laughs)
- Ugh!
- Wow.
- That was great.
- That was entertaining.
- What a mess.
- That was worth touching, okay?
- (FBE) Okay, will you guys
close your eyes?
- Yes.
- (FBE) Thank you.
- Oh no.
- (Carly) Here we go again.
- (FBE) So next is a mystery box.
I'm not gonna tell you
what's in the box,
but if you lift it up,
you get to keep whatever is under it.
- Oh, that's messed up.
- (Matt) No.
- You can't even see it?
- Like, I, can I?
- That's your second touch.
- This seems fun.
I'm gonna hate ya 
if this is disappointing.
- (laughs) Boom! 
[Censored] glitter bomb.
- I'm just gonna do it.
- Okay.
I'm scared, what if it's a spider?
- I'm scared a little. (laughs)
- Now it's gonna,
it's like a spider.
- I'm going to touch it.
- Hold on, is it moving, hold on.
(slide whistle descends)
Okay, it's not an animal.
(buzzer rings)
- Why does it feel like that?
- What does it feel like?
- Heavy.
- (FBE) It's nothing, you fool!
- (laughs) What the hell?
- I think there could be
just a prize in here.
- Just go, go, go.
- Okay, ready, here we go.
- You touched it.
- Here we go.
- (FBE) It's nothing, you fool!
- Ah, you idiot!
(both laugh)
- (FBE) So that's one strike.
- Wow, I just got played.
- Oh man, that sucks, dude.
- Get this out of my face.
I don't wanna see this.
Oh my gosh.
- Now that I think about it,
it did sound pretty hollow
when they put it down 
on the table. (laughs)
- (FBE) So I promise this
has something in it,
but I know how much
you like mukbangs,
so here's some Chick-Fil-A.
- Oh, I haven't ate breakfast
at all today!
- Carly. (laughs)
- I'm like...
- This is gonna hurt you.
Started a diet 
about yesterday morning.
- There's no Chick-Fil-A 
sauce, though.
- And I've been pretty on it.
I'm not eating anything else
but what my meal prep.
- It smells really good.
- Oh my God.
- (FBE) You can find out
what's in there,
but if you touch it,
you touched it.
- What about you man,
are you hungry?
- How many more, how many more?
- You're pretty hungry.
You haven't eaten,
you haven't eaten today.
- I haven't eaten!
- I'm good on this one.
- I'm good too.
- (FBE) Honestly?
- (both) Yeah.
- It's too early for this.
- (FBE) You are so resilient.
- It smells good.
- I'm getting everything 
I need out of it.
- Ugh!
No!
- No!
- No to Chick-Fil-A!
- No, put your hands
under the table.
Under the table.
- I'm gonna sit on my hands.
- Nope, take 'em.
Boys, wrap 'em up!
- Boys, wrap 'em up?
(both laugh)
- (FBE) This next one
is a surprise,
so close your eyes,
but I'm sure you won't
be able to resist touching this.
- (Erin) What kind of scary...
- (gasps) Oh my God!
- Wait, wait, please let me
open my eyes!
- (FBE) You can open your eyes!
- Wait, it pooped!
- (screams) I wanna touch it!
- Ooh, ooh!
- (FBE) You can open your eyes!
- It's Aflac!
- Oh my gosh,
that is a beautiful duck!
- Oh my God, 
I wanna touch it so bad!
- (FBE) Don't worry,
she will not come near you, I promise.
- Okay. (gasps)
- (Carly) Oh my God!
(both laugh)
- (FBE) So this is Jemima
the puddle duck!
- Can I touch her?
- (FBE) Absolutely, you can touch.
She is like,
you can hug her, you can touch her.
- Really?
- (FBE) Absolutely.
- I wanna...
- (FBE) Go ahead, go for it,
get in there!
- Hi! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (Erin) Aw!
- Is she soft?
- Oh, she's no nice!
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, she's so soft!
(Jemima quacks)
Oh.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- You are so sweet,
oh my gosh,
I've never held a duck!
- Oh my God!
- Oh my gosh!
Oh my God.
- Look, she's sleeping!
- It's a duck!
How often do you get to hold a duck?
- Never!
(Matt whimpers)
- I'm holding a duck!
- I wanna take her home.
- Do you think her and Whitey
would get along?
- (laughs) Yeah, they would.
- (laughs) Whitey would freak out.
- Matt, you lost.
- I did lose.
- You're done!
- But this is a good note
to go out on,
so I don't care 
what the punishment is,
I held a duck.
- I might as well lose too then.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, Zane!
- Aw, a baby, oh my God.
- Oh, she likes you
more than me.
- Yeah, hi Jemima.
Oh you get a good 
shot of this guys.
Oh my God.
Okay, this was worth the touch.
- Yeah.
- I'm really glad that I...
- Yeah.
- Gave up a touch for this one.
- I'll hold her forever.
(FBE laughs)
Okay, next!
- (FBE) Alright, so here's
your last challenge.
I guarantee you
you're going to fail this one.
Once again, close your eyes,
as this is a surprise.
This is Fable, the alpaca!
- (gasps) It's you!
- Oh my God!
- You have to touch it, Erin.
- (FBE) If you'd like to 
touch Fable,
please stay away from his face,
because he was born with Dwarfism,
and when he was a baby,
he was attacked by a pack of llamas,
because of his small size.
- I'm already lost, so,
might as well.
- God, I want to.
- Hi Fable, hi!
- Hi Fable!
- How are you doing?
He's like oh shh...
- (FBE) No he's not, no he's not.
Very nice.
- Oh my God!
- You're so soft!
Oh, he's so soft and gentle.
I want one!
- (Erin) You're so soft!
- (FBE) You can give him a hug
if you want.
(buzzer rings)
(Carly laughs)
- Very soft, it's like
softer than a teddy bear.
Go for it, go for it.
- Okay, okay, okay, I'll go for it.
(buzzer rings)
- (FBE) There it is.
- Oh my God, that's soft.
- I did not see
my day going this way.
(both laughing)
I woke up, I did not think
I'd be petting an alpaca right now.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
- (FBE) Okay, so, you lost.
- Yeah.
- Was there even a prize
in the first place?
- (whimpers) I'm holding a duck!
You're so soft!
Okay. (laughs)
- I guess that is a prize.
- (FBE) You can go ahead
and open your eyes.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
So, this is 1,000 super worms.
- Do you hear the sound?
Listen!
- Yeah.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(worms squelching)
- Ew!
- What is all that?
Maybe don't tell me. (laughs)
- What is, does she have to eat one?
- (FBE) No!
- Oh God!
- Oh, I kinda wanna touch this!
(laughs)
- We don't have to eat,
we don't have to eat this?
- (FBE) No.
- Oh!
- Jesus!
What, do you think we're
on Fear Factor, oh my God!
- (FBE) All you have to do
is just stick your hands in there.
- Okay.
I'm just gonna need to take a minute.
- I went to a birthday party
when I was seven, oh God, Zane!
- Oh my God.
- (Matt) I don't wanna do that.
- Oh that smells!
- Oh God, oh no!
(Carly laughs)
- Ugh!
(screams) I was so close!
(laughs)
- (Matt) How are you doing that?
- (Zane) It's fun!
- Like, okay, okay, uh, oh!
- This is what we used to...
- Oh, oh no!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
- (FBE) One, two, three, do it!
- (screams) It's on my fingers!
- (FBE) Is that slimy at all?
- No, they're just hard.
They're weird!
- Oh, ew, ew, no no no!
- Look at that!
- Oh my God!
They got legs!
- Oh, this one has only six flecks!
- Can I hold one?
- What?
- I just wanna like hold one.
(worms squelching)
- (FBE) There you go.
- Oh okay. (gasps)
Okay.
- Ooh.
- Oh God, ugh!
(worms squelching)
Oh, no no no!
What, they like...
- Want a little massage?
- They metabolize, Zane, oh!
- (Zane) Oh, that's a nice 
massage right there.
- We're not roommates any more.
This is done!
This is the end!
♪ (upbeat outro) ♪
