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in the market for a new Terminator? well
how about this nice gray-haired old man
and we all know there's nothing more
menacing than a man in his 70s
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but terminators weren't always like that
I remember back in my day back in the
good old days when everything was better
and there were no wars
no big crimes, definitely no swearing 
and everything was brilliant
and terminators were massive and naked
and sounded a little bit German "your
clothes give them to me now" yes I know
where he's from I don't care he sounds
German to me "I trained with Sheraz at Golds Gym"
"He's a hero of mine"
 then around 1991 they decided
to get terminators in their mid-forties
the kind of terminators who are perhaps
having a midlife crisis and thought
bollocks I'm getting a Harley and I'm
going back to the 90s and I'm gonna
bring back recognizable characters that
audiences will find endearing "I don't
see any choice but to recommend to the
review board that you stay here for
another six months" and that's what made
these films so great. So great in fact
that they decided not to even use Arnie
in one of the films
they decided to use Batman 
mmm... Battenator
anyway it doesn't matter how old a
terminator is it doesn't matter how big
they are how beardy they are what
matters is what's on the inside and I
think if everyone focused on what a
terminator was like as a person the
world would be a better place of
infinite sequels "you are terminated"
Seriously, I'm flattered
you want me to be in Terminator 7 mate
no I just
no it's gone on a
bit too
.... you're
getting really old okay I don't mean for
long so slow can I just finish a little
long so rule don't abuse me make us to
embody all this worse
