- What up, witches?
It's me, your mom,
aka, Tessa. (laughs)
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So, (laughs) for today's video,
we are going to be
doing my favorite thing,
laughing at Daniel Radcliffe
in the "Harry Potter" movies.
Movie one Harry is a blessing.
Daniel Radcliffe (smacks
lips), chef's kiss.
Perfection, a legend,
the sassiest wizard alive.
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It is directly my sense of humor.
It is putting compilations
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Oh, and before we start,
can we talk about this shirt?
It's like, a little cropped-shirt,
but does it not look like
Harry's blue shirt? (laughs)
So, it's like sexy Harry.
Oh yeah, I love my blue shirt. (laughs)
Thank you Nordstrom Raf for existing,
and having this shirt.
So sit back,
relax, grab yourself a butterbeer,
and let's begin.
Harry Potter being sassy
for three minutes straight.
- [Dudley] Well last year I had 37!
- (gasps) Drarry.
- I think I can tell the
wrong sort for myself, thanks.
- Oh, the first Drarry moment. (laughs)
- [Dumbledore] Thank you.
- Everyone looks so sad, and concerned.
(laughs)
And Harry's face is like,
the (beep).
Oh my gosh, I'm actually crying.
- Nearly headless?
How do we get nearly headless?
- The eye roll though.
King of eye rolls.
- It's as if they don't trust us.
Dumbledore again.
(laughs)
He's just like.
And it's so delayed.
I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
- You know what I mean.
- Shh!
- 50?
- [McGonagall] Each.
(laughs)
- If you need me, I'll be in my bedroom,
making no noise,
and pretending I don't exist.
- What a mood.
I'm sad that there's not
more movie one Harry on here.
Movie one Harry is flawless, and sassy,
and incredible the entire movie.
I'm gonna have to make my own compilation.
I'm gonna have to upload this,
if you guys want that video,
thumbs up, I need it!
- Not to be rude or anything,
but this isn't a great time for me
to have a house elf in my bedroom.
- The blinking.
- You better clear off
before my bones come
back and I strangle you!
- Ooh
- But so what, I bet loads
of people here can do it.
Don't even think about it.
Oh yeah, yeah I've been
beaten loads of times.
(laughs)
- That line.
Harry is living his best
life sarcastic life,
in this moment.
- Shut up, shut up!
(screams)
(laughs)
- That scared me.
(screams)
I'm in a rage!
- I'm in a rage!
(laughing)
This is maddest I've ever been!
- Blue shirt has arrived!
- She deserved what she got!
(screams)
Keep away from me.
- [Vernon] You're not allowed
to do magic outside school.
- Yeah?
Try me.
- Yes, yes, yes!
I was waiting for that one.
Oh yeah, try me.
Try me, try me.
- What's this rubbish?
My dad didn't strut.
And nor do I
(laughs)
Now if you don't mind I'd appreciate it
if you could lower your wand.
- My dad didn't strut.
Strut.
Honestly, Harry's hormones
are wild at this point.
- [Harry] Why they all standing around
manky old boot.
- Three years from now,
when we're old enough to be chosen.
- [Harry] Yeah rather you than me.
I didn't ask for this to happen Ron.
Okay?
(laughs)
You're being stupid.
- Stupid
(laughs)
- A mere boy of 12.
- 14, hey--
- 14!
- My eyes aren't glistening--
- [Both] With the ghost of my past.
- He thinks you won't last five.
- I don't give a damn
what your father thinks Malfoy.
(screams)
He's vile and cruel.
And you're just pathetic.
(screams)
- Oh my gosh my Drarry heart.
I live, I live for this.
- Who could possibly figure that out?
- You slay dragons, if you
can't get a date who can?
- I think I'd rather take
the dragon right now.
(laughs)
- How are you?
- Spectacular.
(laughs)
- Yes!
- You couldn't have put any
of this in a letter I suppose?
- But he'll come through, you'll see.
- I said I'm fine Ron!
How is theory supposed to
prepare us for what's out there?
- There is nothing out there dear.
Who would you imagine
would want to--
- Ugh, Umbridge.
- Attack children like yourself?
- Oh I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort.
(screams)
(makes siren noises)
- You think about that Umbridge?
- Not going to talk about
Cedric if that's why you're here
you might as well clear out now.
Come let's go, think just
I'm some sort of freak.
I'm sorry Professor, I must not tell lies.
- Ooh, ended on a high note.
I'm sorry professor,
but I must not tell lies.
I am shook.
I think that's it for this video.
Thank you so much for watching.
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He is the perfect Harry Potter,
I couldn't imagine anyone
else playing Harry.
I just love him.
And I still have to
tell you guys the story
about how I met him!
Guys, I have so many
videos I have to make.
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and don't let the muggles get you down.
Fake gold starfish, Bye!
- [Dumbledore] But you know,
happiness can be found even
in the darkest of times.
If one only remembers
to turn on the light.
- [Harry] Expecto Patronum!
