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- I think all those old tales,
- Overrated!
- them niggas is racist and shit.
- Overrated, you know why?
- That's the carpenter?
- You know how many tall
African niggas there are?
It's not that crazy, we got African niggas
that's tall, that got axes too!
- Yeah, but what did Paul Bunyan do?
- Yeah, I don't even
know who Paul Bunyan is.
- He cut down trees and shit!
- Chopped trees!
- He's an American man.
- Low-key, low-key he's fucking
up the ecosystem and shit.
♪ Paul Bunyan ♪
- Right now, is he still alive?
- Was that one of the
Grimm Brothers stories?
- I don't know who he is.
- Who is this?
- He's like, a old folk tale type of guy.
- He's some white kinda
nigga with bunions.
- All them tall tales
is racist a little bit.
- Overrated! Get him out of here!
- So wait, all he does is
chop trees down all day?
- Yeah!
- Underrated!
- Yo, he mad old!
- Overrated!
- Never heard of him!
- He's hurting the environment!
- Fuck Paul Bunyan!
- Yeah, he's bad.
- Messed up the environment.
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- Gum drop, drop top.
- They're overrated!
- Overrated, overrated.
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Garbage! Trash!
- Garbage! Gumdrop, you
know the little bald
- Like out of the thing?
- The quarter? Overrated garbage.
- Cavity's suck!
- We're removing them
shits from the planet!
- The flavor's gone in five seconds!
- Overrated! It's over!
- Overrated!
- Dentyne Ice! Yeah! Dentyne Ice!
(laughter)
- Dentyne Ice!
- Yo! Yo! Wait, cause, the quarter!
You remember the quarter?
You put in a quarter, you spin it,
the little ball come
out, that hard ass ball-
- That's a gumball, it's a gum drop.
- Huh?
- Gum drop and gumballs
are two different things.
(laughter)
You ever play Candy Land, nigga?
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- Eggs?
- Overrated! I hate eggs!
- Trash, trash.
- Underrated, underrated
- Hold on, hold on.
- With syrup, that shit is fire!
- Syrup?
- With syrup that shit is fire!
- Gross!
- With syrup that shit is fire!
With syrup that shit is on fire!
- Hold on, we heard you
the first five times.
(laughter)
- Alright bro, we got that.
- With syrup that shit is fire!
But with syrup that shit is fire!
- Kirk glitched!
Kirk glitched!
- Yo, you need eggs to cook bro.
- Yo eggs is mad shit.
- Don't need 'em.
- Nigga, you need eggs to
fry the fried chicken right.
The Nashville southern fried
chicken you dip them shits,
I hate eggs, but dip
them shits in some eggs,
nigga, you be aight.
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- That nigga know magic and all that bro.
Once you know magic you
good in my book bro.
- From doll to human, take your bitch.
- You said what?
- The old Chucky is one
of the only movies that's
ever scared me in my life.
I was petrified.
- Cause he know voodoo!
He know magic!
- I was scared of dolls and shit.
- Picture this. You running
from the cops right.
It's Christmas night.
You run into Toys R US.
You put yourself in an Arnold
Schwarzenegger terminator toy.
That's literally what he did bro.
Imagine a nigga chase you.
Be like you know, I'm out,
I'm putting myself in a toy.
- Facts.
- That shit is fire. Y'all niggas buggin'.
(laughter)
Who said underrated?
- I didn't say it's a great story.
- Ain't that what the movie about?!
- Imma say one thing,
overrated 'cause its a toy.
You could easily beat up a toy.
- I agree, I agree.
- Actually now, when you put it like that.
- A little toy coming at
me with a butcher knife.
I'm kicking that toy out the window.
- First of all, first of all.
The toy is about this big.
And he has the strength of a man.
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- Yo, Imma say overrated!
Cause I don't like sharing
showers with nobody.
I don't like when I gotta go in the shower
and then I gotta put five layers of
towels cause I don't want my feet to touch
the same floor that other men feet touch.
(all talk over each other)
Huh?
Yeah I'll go in there with
my flip flops or some shit.
Flip flops and the towels.
- Mothafuckas in the gym
be too comfortable walking
around butt ass naked and shit.
- Yeah, niggas be naked in the gym!
- For all that, I'd just
rather go home musty and
take a shower.
- Nah, what irks me the most,
is if the curtain touches me.
- Oh my God!
Eww!
Eww!
OCD like a muthafucka.
- If the curtain touches and I know
Nick and Juice, Eric took a shower,
the nigga that's doing
catering showered in there.
Yo that shit is the worst man.
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- Overrated!
- It depends!
- Underrated!
Underrated, underrated!
- You serious?!
- Underrated, underrated!
- No one knows what's on the other side.
- Underrated.
- We need to be talking
about this some more.
You kidding me?
- Black holes!
- We need to be sending shit
in there and figuring out
what the fuck is going on.
- Aren't they making black holes?
Isn't someone working
on making a black hole?
I heard something,
they're trying to create.
- Wouldn't you remember his name?
Nigga working on a black hole
and you don't remember him?
- His name is Eric, I
forgot the last name.
He's making a black hole.
- Nah, I know what you talking about,
they're crashing two atoms in the machine.
- I think its cool though.
Black holes could really
be wormholes that maybe
could make us travel
light years in the future.
- Stephen Hawking, you don't
know what you're talking about.
Lets get off this man, I
don't want to do this anymore.
- Overrated, Overrated.
- This nigga talking about wormholes.
- You ever been in a black hole.
- Huh, I have.
- Have you ever been in a black hole?
- Maybe.
- I might have been in a black hole,
if you know what I mean Juice.
- Shit getting uncultured now.
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- Oh word, K-pop!
- I love K-pop!
- Overrated.
- Shout out BTS.
- K-pop, underrated.
- I love K-pop.
- We need a Beast Coast hip hop collab.
- BTS, bro come on.
- No, Blackpink is who I'm going for.
- BTS.
- Facts.
- Actually we are currently collaborating.
I'm just kidding.
Imagine a BTS/Beast Coast
collab that would be atrocious.
- That would be amazing actually.
- Because they got seven members.
- But we gotta get our choreography down.
What we not gone have is them K-pop niggas
coming in showing us how to get down.
- Fly!
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