(Liz)
Hey, what time is it?
10:17.
Roger was supposed to be here an hour ago.
Eh, he'll show.
He'd never miss a movie.
This is so cool.
I get to spend the morning with my new besties.
Don't touch me.
...friend.
(Tiffany laughs)
Yo guys, sorry I'm late.
No Trisha?
Nah.
I'm gonna see her this afternoon.
(Claire)
Which movie are we going to see?
(Liz)
Ooh, let's see that one.
This will be SO fun.
Let's get drinks.
And food.
(Roger)
Mmm, popcorn!
(Liz)
Roger, that's not how popcorn works.
(Clown King laughs)
(Liz)
That was a good movie.
It had some nice explosions, but that was pretty much it.
We should've gone to an indie movie.
Where will we go after this?
Let's go shopping.
(thinking)
I really need to go to the bathroom.
Good idea, maybe I can pick up something for Trisha.
As long as it's cheap.
(thinking)
I really, really need to go to the bathroom.
Come on!
She's your girlfriend.
Spend a little!
(thinking)
Oh gosh, I just have to go to the bathroom right now.
Whatever, let's just go.
(Liz)
Carl, wait...
I REALLY need to go to the bathroom.
Uh, sure, uh...
Huh?
She's got IBS.
Ideal body size?
Irritable bowel syndrome.
(Liz moans)
(toilet flush)
Wait a minute.
Is that really him?
(Liz gasps)
Man, where the hell is she?
IBS or not, she shouldn't be taking this long.
What was that again?
One of you needs to go to the ladies bathroom and check on her.
Me? No way!
Do you know how much filth and bacteria are in public bathrooms?
Fine, I'll go.
Liz?
Liz? Hey, Liz?
(moaning couple)
Hey, have either of you seen Liz?
(couple continues to moan)
Well?
She's gone.
Gone?!
Gone.
(Clown King hums)
(Clown King scat-sings)
(Clown King singing)
Do a little...drilly-drill-drill.
(Clown King scat-sings)
(Clown King singing)
My favorite drill.
(Clown King hums)
Felix, did Liz come through here today?
No, I thought she was with you.
She was until she wasn't.
Oh don't worry, I'm sure she'll turn up.
Uh, guys, we have a big problem.
When I was with Trisha just now
this circus tent came up the driveway.
Clown King.
A bunch of clowns came out of the thing and started beating people up.
We barely escaped.
Who's Clown King?
We'll tell you on the way.
Go, my children.
Collect the raw materials you need to survive.
Then I will create more of you until our army is complete!
Not a chance, man.
Looks like the gang's all here.
Minus the Professor of course.
My condolences.
What are you hoping to accomplish here?
Oh, hello, you must be new.
I'm just harvesting people's organs
nothing to worry about.
You will not hurt these people!
(whistle)
Oh my God.
(Carl)
Liz?
(laugh)
(Felix)
All right, everyone.
Let's go over the facts.
Number one
we have a clown problem.
Clown King is trying to increase his undead clown army
by stealing the organs and body parts of innocents.
Number two
Liz has been captured and somehow converted into a member of his army.
Number three.
We have a solution, and it's obvious.
Where do you keep the magnesium, Felix?
I fail to understand what you're talking about.
We're going to make the circus tent go boom.
With Liz inside?
I don't think so.
She's not Liz anymore.
We can save her!
Yeah, go through an army of clowns to save one person
who we have no idea how to change back.
Real smart.
At least we're trying to save Liz.
She's a lost cause, it's as simple as that.
(Claire)
All of you know I'm right
you're just not ready to admit it yet.
(Clown King)
Oh, you did wonderful Liz, absolutely wonderful!
Now that I have you, I can tap into your strength.
You will greatly benefit my clown army.
Soon, very soon, clowns will inherit the Earth.
All thanks to you.
I knew you were going to see things my way.
Only because time isn't on our side.
We need to stop them before they kill anyone else.
(Roger)
Here they come!
What the devil?!
Those impudent meddlers.
Come, Liz.
Let's show them a thing or two about comedy!
Liz!
Bastard!
(Felix)
Oh goodness.
We won...
Liz...
Liz, are you okay?
(Roger)
Liz?
(snarl)
(Felix)
You're not under anyone's control.
You're free!
(snarl)
-Eek!
Liz!
(Felix)
What just...?
It can't be.
(Carl)
P-Professor?
