Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And Welcome Back to (western voice) Turmoil.
I'm not doing that great
I'm not doing the best that I possibly could be
But who cares?
Its the first time through. We're trying to still figure out the way the entire game works
And the-the idea of these games is that you play through them, you learn the mechanics
Then by the end you're either like super good at them
Which I'm not going to be
Or you start over with the knowledge you had before and that's how you build up your big bucks
So right now we're not doing too bad
Er, we're not doing too good, on money
But we're not doing too bad on stocks
That might change super fast and we have to go into stocks right now
Let's do the land auction first
Uuuuumm
Oooooohhh
OOOOOHHHHH
This oooooohhhh
This is going to be a good one!
Ooooooooohhhh (again)
Don't bid against me!
Come on!
Come on x2
YES
YES!
YES!!
YES!!!
YEESS!!!!
COME ON!!!!
Ye sons of bitches
Oh I need that one! How much is it,
1,2,3,4,5
It's to much to be spending on a piece of land
I'll get this one
Fuck it
I know it's a probably a better piece of land and that I'll probably get more oil out of it and more money
In the long run
But I don't feel comfortable
Selling that much. I need valves as well
Where do you get the valves
Which guy has valves
Gas?
Moles will search for gas. You must you
You have the thingy
How much are valves? Twenty grand?!
Aah cause valves let you turn off the oil flow
And when you're able to turn of the oil flow...
You're able to use (pauses)
Your things to foward your gas through the pipes
Cause right now if I connect my oil rig up to the gas pipes its all gonna escape up the well
And not do what it's supposed to do
(slaps hand)
SHIIIIIIT
Let's go to Daphneys first
59¢
For 1700 dollars it's not that bad it's not fucking great
But at least it won't ever go below that
Stock option
Let's do it
How much is it for 3%?
So these two can still get it and I'll be ok but if fucking Blanche gets it then we're ALL gonna have a bad time
Ooooooh don't let him get it don't let him get it
OOOOH Do I wanna buy it?
Daisy got it!
Holy shit and she spent 12 grand on it?!
You're still below me Daisy
That's good that's fine Ohohoh
That's a good one!
Umm
There is still a lot of shit in this game that I-I-I'm pretty bad at
(Stutters)
Not good at figuring out how to combat it
Because everything oh god that's nice
place to have both of ye in like the
Same place
So let's scan...uhhhhh go
Ok I found one at least oh I found the
second one right there
And the third
Ooh greatness greatness comes
in small packages
So put everything in there first
So I can get just a tiny bit more money
Nice, now you going there
Haha and then you go in there
Is that good?
Haha well thank god that's actually an
oil pocket could have been a gas pocket
For all I know where is your thing and
shplunk!
Oh that's that's not oil
Where are you spilling over already I
guess that would make sense because they
I effectively have three
things in one
Kay everybody in there go sell there's
the guys are there the node right there
I put another oil rig down here
can you guys get the fucking oil out
faster please....COME ON!!
he sacks shit just buy all the fucking horses
see if I care here we go oh my horses wont go in and that's why you can go over
there because I brought it over here
just in case there's some oil over here
as well so let's get some more dowsers
in just to try and find all that oil
I'm going to need a silo
whoo it's very easy to the oh God
if I need more oil down here
all right there was that another one
nice where are you finding oil
ok so good some people start selling in
here
I need money i'm not making any bank yet
well I am but not a whole lot
subtitles not done yet :(
this is further down oh well that's it I
thought this was gas but it's just the
way the thing he looks
don't hit a rock to rock nice
okay dude i put this over here in case
there's more oil over here and i can
connect them easier
I don't know if I said that already or
not you're saying you found oil also
have to actually drill down into it yet
I'm okay this is some poor connectivity
but I don't ha ha ha ok let's just pause
for a second
poor connectivity but I don't increase
the things yet because i'm going to get
overwhelmed super fast
maybe I should just we should turn the
horses no stick with what I have
you can go straight down here
just like so we're selling at a decent
price as well which is okay and I should
have had smaller pipes because I
could've connected to this super easily
and you know what I'm gonna do this I'm
gonna try this
I fuck the both of you find something
where's your oil a nice big one
yes found it that's a crap one
where's yours and I think there it is
right there
okay good ok so i love you probably know
this already but what gasps doors I had
to look up what the gasps did
if i connect the gas directly to this
that boost the price of the oil so the
idea is to get all your oil put it in
silos when all your oil is in the silos
and all the oil in the land is drained
and put into the silos
then you close off your pie your clothes
off your oil wells then you drill to
these and put them into one of the
things then you make all your horses
sell to that one place so that gets you
a shit ton of money because training all
the gas all at once into one place we're
having all your oil stock top with a
shit ride horses boost the price and
then you're selling it at a way higher
price than you normally would you get a
shit ton of money all at the end
now in theory I know how to do it but in
the game I don't because everything gets
on top of me and I get overwhelmed very
easily as I do with these types of games
and that I just can't manager and the
fact that i don't have a drill to get
through the rocks is annoying me as well
so it could drill two here and two here
but that rock is going to annoy me
uh-huh for now we have a good thing
going on here
we're going to drill down to this
I'm going to get more horses because
they like having more horses
why the price is still good we all put
into their hey not doing too badly i
should be able to get you over to there
as well but i have to go open around
that's going to make for bad connection
also pause the game again something I
learned as well
this means good flow I don't know why I
thought that was bad flow before this
means bad flow
it should i click with me but I thought
like any sort of gaps at all was bad
flow like I thought I was supposed to be
a solid block but these are bad for
should be upgrading these ones instead
of these
I think I'm learning as I go okay stop
selling in there put it into my silos
I'm do i go for that one yet
I don't wanna spend 350 on a new thing
you guys are putting in there
ok let's see if we can get across to
this will hit the rock yeah I hit the
rock - the rock
fuck fuck
it's cost me money as it is fine fine
actually I'm gonna do this it costs more
but it might be more efficient in the
long run but in the silos
ah this is not going to work out because
i can't get to the things easily
huh I can't get to the gas easily to put
it into right or left inc we don't know
okay I don't need to stop holding fast
forward all the time as well because
that's what overwhelms me even more
and I think we're doing okay on the
wells like pulling out all the guy all
the oil recognize any sort of spillage
so I don't need any new horses
ok at the game I'm okay I'd like making
money like i haven't had to get a loan
yet so I know someone of your
but i'm not good at making the big money
I'm not good at making like fuck you
money
wait how do we put a pipe into their I
can't just make a pipe or nothing
oh I didn't think of that okay wait a
second
further make a play gorgeous from like
one of these into that
do I have to close off me things i don't
think i can because i don't have the
upgrade to be of the front off valves
let me just get this and turn them off
I don't know if they're still sucking
oil
let's upgrade this for a second that's
even worse flow
ok no stop selling stop selling base to
try something
no I can't do that
why would i do what do what do we do
okay i need is it what i need is this to
connect right to this art that one right
to that we can intercept the pipes and
now i can't use the same ones because
the gas pushes the oil through my pipes
all in a lot of you are screaming at me
and how to do it and I just don't know
and we're already in november and he
starts out of my own but my prices are
shit
that's why you need my gas I i I've run
out of the amount of horses i can have
as well
sale sale sale for the love of God also
much spillage
oh haha no last month all so much oil
has been wasted
yeah
come on now
Oh
the amount of money that could have been
made
oh fuck me
I'm just as annoyed as any of you with
that I was doing so well
I hide the idea is there the pockets are
there i had the oil and she didn't
fucking seven time
ah
interstate 40 percent
I should have got that last thing
this
let's go to land auction the lender I
got wasn't too bad actually
wait what sign was mine that was my land
good God Ricardo got good land
don't fucking outbid me
don't do it come on come on
one of you is going to open me
what is happening
no no that's my land when you fuck right
off
yeah who chases Christ
come on man i'm just going here
they get better land I know but I'm not
wasting one do the way how was she just
pay like fucking 10 grand there and I
paint on land
what it should be but the game still
fight against Ricardo not fight against
AZ and Blanche anymore though so I'm
gonna have to I will have to pay big
bucks for this one
oh they're going to pay higher than me
and fight
ok that was a lot it was a lot to pay
for that stock but now now I'm in the
lead
I still have some fighting chance i only
have 17 grand oh fuck my life
haha oh it's not good
the cafe i'm not getting alone
I can do this I can't but they can't do
that
I know if no guarantee on prices
maybe you should make bigger wagons you
can pull the larger wagons
does that mean that can put more oil I'm
not getting Max's 15 grand
at me haha it's a fun no but i am not
going to be doing well after a while
no I don't want another one find that
oil for me
ok maybe I can splice between both of
you
let's see her yours is perfect
watch it and they're okay
nice roni and you guys are pulling into
they're just so i can actually make some
money
ok you know where is yours show me l'll
yes
there we go there's a nice big one for
daddy
God start something there we go
I don't know where the least amount of
place I can put it is going to be higher
but fucking but fuck it man
right now next one of a two word answers
down just to start getting ready for the
oil
ok so you guys have some over here let
me see where is that oil
I can't afford a whole lot for this is a
shit one
yes all perfect I see you guys waving at
me i know you have more oil as well
relax
this is over a dollar it's pretty good
dolla bill y'all dolla dolla bill y'all
this is an insane pocket of oil
I could actually no I don't want that
was / is really no no stop that I should
have got more dudes because I am
technically getting a lot more oil
shit you have oily great below this on
you
where is your one
hey there's some gas there's your for
the diamond
yeah hey don't need a mold to get the
Diamonds out
go get that diamond
come on will ya know that's a good price
no stop that stop selling in there and
where is your oil over here
250 is the biggest i can go behind the
fucking rocks
do you not get the diamonds I can't get
through it
shit that's fine
that's why everybody just put into the
side doors please
we're gonna do this we're gonna do it
well I know I see you waving at me dude
I get it I'm just working off this one
oil thing
this is all i'm going to need for this
entire thing ok sounds come in here
please i need a lot more horses
there we go that's 42 money but who
cares
price is going back down the price is
going to go up
yeah okay something in here peace that's
great
I'm could I risk getting this upgraded
the last thing I can do mean i can i can
risk it all in one but well i fucked
myself up if I do
okay for this
we're just we're just using the dudes I
have to get the oil to get this oil is a
lot of oil is a shit prices
ok let's let's let's try and that's the
max horses that I can get
this might have been a mistake
all guide these are filling up quite
fast
don't spill don't spill on me don't you
spill on me
ok we're doing okay we're staying ahead
of it and head of the game can actually
make some fucking decent money now in
this episode
maybe come on now
no no no no no no don't do it don't do
it there we go sell sell sell
don't know no it's manage those village
here we go sell sell sell sell sell sell
sell
we're not getting great prices anymore
whatever yeah I know I see you still
waving at me and wonder if I could
go here and here
will that work I don't know I just want
to test it
all right there we go prices raising
prices raising everybody seven there
yes right at the end of ice that did
work
holy fuck i could have spent this entire
episode all i could have got to you
i didn't spend this entire episode just
on those two big ones in the middle 22
grand if I could start doing that for
every single one that I was doing I'd be
fucking flying it
I got a good piece of land that time
there was a decent piece of land 10 271
one or two that's that might be worth
the 10 grand
like I said might for some cash I can
look at the other way it's coming here
if you spill and forget about fight okay
no oil fine no spillage fine
nice its goal and auction
I did not mean to click that
okay somebody tried to outbid me good I
did not mean to click on that piece of
land
okay where are we going so when I got
there was only 43 as well I'm maybe try
to make her spend a little more make
somebody spent a little more
I mean I take it I come on
ah
make you spend a little more
yeah i'm going to make them spend more
on the land because i can try and make
back my money anyway
we need to go tactic i probably should
be splashing on my land but if this is a
really good one then logic would dictate
that this is decent might not be the
best but it might be okay let's just try
that because they spend 685 and i only
spent two because I need to try and
fight back against their joint earnings
multiple god I'm stock auction
how much is a five percent Oh shy and
what part two of them above me if I
don't get this
oh I can't be stingy and can't be stingy
with this
yeah but five percent for 28 grand
what the fuck i'm still ahead but Jesus
Christ you just screwed yourself over
for money
anyway sorry for the cliffhanger but I'm
gonna leave this episode here but this
went a small bit better than some of the
other episodes i still need to start
making like big - I need to be making
huge cash you have more tips to do more
tips 75 books why not
what is your tip
using gas to boost oil prices most
effective when you connect multiple gas
pockets at the same time to left or
right inc ok so this is how they're
doing it
ok really weird though because it all
just go there I thought it would like
pushed it open to this
are those are empty because if there's
oil coming out of these then you kind of
fucked because the gas as pressure that
pushes the oil up faster through it
so you kind of take yourself over so
it's good to have I think it's good to
have those empty
look at me looking like I know what I'm
talking about when I have no fucking
clue and get the warm air tips
they're super cheap 375 dollars trying
to build efficiently leaving no empty
space between sailors rigs and the
factories
holy shit look at that se lo the last
face you waste the more will be left for
oil
yeah I get it so try and fill up all
your land up here like these are all
right next to each other
ok gas is not only used to boost oil
price you can also dramatically increase
the speed of oil oh yeah
connect the gas pocket to a plane that
is getting oil and make sure to have
enough like us to prevent spillage
so this isn't connected to the right inc
there but it's connected to the oil so
it's boosting that out faster
ok these are useful tips
depending on the gas pockets give you a
thousand dollar bonus so even if you
don't use all gas pockets because
they'll be profitable to empty them
whatever Anthony's an expert on the
location of the parcels with the most
oil
he can be best used at the start of a
new area so try to save up with diamonds
we can point out an oil-rich area in the
middle and over
that's what he does so you give him two
diamonds and then he tells you where to
go so when everyone else is bidding up
here
he'll tell you exactly where all the
good oil is OKAY oyera like i said i'm gonna
leave this episode here i know not a lot
gets done in each episode but I don't
want the episodes to be inflated either
i don't like 40 minute episodes or
anything like that and also want to cut
out too much of them so it's it's it
will be going on for a while if people
start getting bored of them or if it
starts to get too repetitive then I
start speeding it up and like grind off
camera but for now I think everyone's
enjoying the series and I i I'm having a
blast of this game i didn't think i'd
enjoy it half as much as I am but i love
it to bits
again I'm not great at it, but there's
that sense of when when stuff clicks, it
really kicks and makes you feel like
you're doing well
I just wish I understood it earlier so i
could go back and like get a lot of
money from the start cuz then I
wouldn't be so worried right now have
some decent upgrades moles were useless
shouldn't got moles we should know it
didn't have moles but I had valves now
that would be really handy but anyway
thank you guys so much for watching this
episode if you liked it, PUNCH the
like button in the face LIKE A BOSS!!
and high fives all around.
whipshhh whipshhhh well thank you guys and I will see you and you dudes... (wait for it)
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
Don't keep watching...
also, thank you all really for the tips
Um, some people are getting kinda pissed off because they've seen
other people made this game or they played it themselves and they know what they're
supposed to be doing and watching me as
a complete new learner
it's just really frustrating to watch I
get it i know i'm sorry but i'm trying
to learn as best I can um I'm I'm just
not good to these games in general to
begin with
so to try and learn as I go is harder
as well but *inhales* really thank you all for the
great tips that you've been leaving me in the
comments it's really helped progress  the series
faster than they would have been able to
do on myself so I really appreciate it. *the end*
