Here's a question.
Because there's been so
many films that both of you
have done.
What is your favorite role that
Tom has played, in what film?
Oh, wow.
My favorite one?
So many.
Oh, man.
No.
So many.
Oh no, I mean immediately,
I thought, Sully.
Which is a surprise, because
it's his most recent ones--
but I really love
Charlie Wilson's War.
And I really love Forrest Gump.
OK.
Forrest Gump.
What is your favorite
movie and role?
Well, you run the
gamut with her.
Because there's something
like Devil Wears Prada.
In which she's bigger than,
and accurate to, life,
all at the same time.
And I would go with Sophie's
Choice, was something.
That was great, yes.
The French Lieutenant's Woman.
That was anther one.
Out of Africa?
Out of Africa.
And also, when she played the
Iron Lady, I thought that was--
Oh, thank you.
How do you do that?
All right.
Don't know how you do that.
Because you're both
brilliant actors, thespians,
I would like to challenge you.
You mentioned
Forrest Gump, and I
have a quote from
Forrest Gump here,
that this will be you, if
it were you in this role.
So you can either play it the
way you would have done it,
or exactly as he did it.
Your choice.
Oh wow.
And then I'm going to give
Tom the same challenge.
So your choice.
Do you want to do it your way?
Or the way he did it?
My momma always said, life
is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what
you're going get.
That was excellent.
That was good.
All right.
All right, Devil Wears Prada.
You've got to top that.
Oh.
All right.
I'm just going to take the shot.
Take the shot.
Oh, get out the guest list.
You can start working
on the seating chart.
Oh, by all means, move
at a glacial pace.
You know how that's thrills me.
That is my character.
That's all.
[APPLAUSE]
That's really good.
This is Toy Story, so
you will wear prop hats.
Oh dear.
It just goes on and on.
You are a toy!
You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear!
You're a-- you're
an action figure.
You are a child's plaything.
Not bad.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
With my eyes closed, that
was exactly what it is.
Yeah, if we close our eyes.
All right, this is--
[LAUGHING]
All right.
Iron Lady.
Wow.
Oh here we go.
Man, oh that's fantastic.
Man oh man, all right.
Bear with me, now.
That's the real one.
Bear with me, now.
Yeah, it's the wig you used.
This is the real one?
It's the real one.
That's the one.
Roy did a hell of a job.
This is all looking right
into the camera, this is good.
With all due
respect, sir, I have
done battle every
single day of my life.
And many men have
underestimated me.
This lot seem bound
to do the same.
But they will rue the day.
[APPLAUSE]
Hold, hold, hold, and out.
Cut.
All right.
After the break,
I have a surprise.
Can I keep this?
Yes, you can.
And you can keep this.
We'll be right back.
Thank you.
I don't know if you
know this, Meryl.
But Tom has been
here so many times,
he actually was
the one who coined
the phrase, Riffraff Room.
Riffraff Room,
anybody back there?
We have the Riffraff Room.
I don't know, yet.
There they are.
Look at them.
By all means, don't buy
anything at that shop.
It just happens to be there.
It's a coincidence.
So, but Tom has
his own seat here.
And I've felt that
that's not right.
You should also
have your own seat.
So Andy, will you show them?
This is your, you now
have your own seat.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's so cool.
Yes.
You have your own seat.
Thank you.
I don't recall where mine--
Yours is-- she's
in front of you.
Yours is, if you'll stand
up, ma'am, with the--
Just one back.
Yeah, just behind hers.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So Meryl's seat is
in front of my seat?
Yes.
So she has a better seat?
Yes.
But can I just point out that,
behind every successful woman
sits a loud mouth
wisecracking guy?
I say, you've got a point.
Who explains everything to her.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAMING] [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!
