Hello, I'm ibxtoycat. One of the common problems of the modern world is that people want to be political extremists
But they can't work out which faction to be political extremists for. I mean, it's such a common problem
though you want to be extreme
but you don't know which extreme is the best extreme, which is why I'm making today's video because as you all do know the first
thing people turn to when they want political advice is of course Minecraft videos
So today we're explaining political extremism through this Minecraft village and the various changes it undergoes
So in the libertarian village most of the villagers are incredibly wealthy from trading
However, there are no iron golems. So the village gets raided and everyone dies
In the fascist village, the village itself looks really bad. The villagers themselves are doing pretty bad.
But at least they all know they're not one of those other types of villagers..
In the primitivist village everyone destroys their houses, and of course the walls that separate them, and
instead all of the villagers live off the land and of course eat rabbits, which arguably makes them happier
Under monarchism, all of the villagers farm and work for the Monarchs benefit. and in exchange some of that wealth is very
generously given back to the village, but I mean it could be worse, right?
Under communism everybody farms, however, all food belongs to the state, however, the state decides that everyone starves today.
In the French village, all of the villagers are permanently on strike and also no one can understand what they're saying
By the way, I know a lot of people are gonna say this isn't the actual French flag. I know this is a common misconception,
because the most common flag flown on the French Battlefield looks something like this:
So this village is exactly the same as all of the other villagers,
except a few of its houses are a bit further away than normal. With as much as a quarter of the world being covered in
houses which are from this exact same village. And let's just say the houses weren't exactly built by that original village
In this village, there's a lot more emphasis on the church.
And so instead of farming, we pray to the deity that all of the crops will grow, but they don't so we all starve and start dying.
So this village is a really great idea that has absolutely never been tried in real life before. All we have to do is build
really nice roads for everyone to enjoy, and then kill all of the villagers with big noses. Although come to think of it,
that's probably not such a great idea given the population of the village
Also, just in case you do see some historic precedent here, the roads actually one
instigated by a certain leader than we have had tendencies towards both nationalism and socialism and
basically because, of that you got to bear in mind that it was actually kind of a Wymore project that was headed up by a
certain man with certain moustached policies
Under Juche
Socialism we cut ourselves off from the outside world and then we get to pretend that we're doing the best
although in reality building a war so big is probably a bit too expensive and probably
Takes away from the well-being of our people, but if you never see any of the people, then we can lie
And we can just say they're doing just great inside those houses they definitely live in over there. No slums here. That's for sure
Just a beautiful glorious state under our supreme leader
In the globalist village
There is no war anymore
But instead all of our villages are leather workers and they export all of their leather armour to other villages
This might sound like a criticism but lever armour is really cheap now. So we've got that going for us.
It's also really cheap to make the banners that describe exactly where we're at
Which is why we've got the one true flag in bulk quantity today
This is a couple of flags I could get used to seeing side-by-side
Wouldn't be wacky if instead of farming all of the crops we just farm potatoes
The corporatist village is very wealthy and most of the villagers own their own homes
But they do so by working in a giant office every single date nine-to-five. They feel locked inside
They feel like their life has no meaning they feel like they are trapped in this office for every single
hour of every single day, but deep inside them, they realize even though they have all of the physical possessions
they could ever want, their life has next to no meaning trying to fill the void of their leftover time with something that just makes
them feel less alone, but they are always alone
They are always alone or they are always working and they feel as though just this one more YouTube video
that'll be the thing that fixes it, but it never really is. On the other hand though being rich is pretty swell because I mean
Who doesn't want enchanted golden apples?
So we live in the mountains, but we have a lot of gold and no one's really sure where it all came from in the end
What's the point in explaining this one we're all doomed anyway, so why even try
So we don't really have any policies or any progress or anything that actually keeps us going forwards
so instead we'll base everything on the color of our skin as you can see this villager skin is yellow because he's from a
Jungle, so we're gonna deport all the villagers that don't look like the superior villages because we're clearly the best based on that color
That's right. We just politely ask people to leave and then they all mysteriously do
So we finally work our system that manages to separate the church and the state, that manages to give everybody a voice, and the manages
To avoid violence for the vast majority of villagers and that-- all that involves is an election
However, nobody votes in the election and then everybody complains that politicians suck; like this guy, 'what's he even doing? 'And all politicians suck.
That's what I say'
So there are no longer any elections instead
we put a librarian village in charge because he looks the smartest and
probably knows the most and can probably work out public policy decisions based on his expertise that he's gained in the
Library that he spent some time in. Yep. This definitely seems like a better version of democracy to me
So everybody likes emeralds, right? Why don't we duplicate and so everybody has billions of emeralds?
What if everyone had all the emeralds all of the time? Well,
our currency is worthless because everyone has billions of it and this is all the brittish's fault is what I've taken away from this
There's no food left in the village, so we find the oldest villager and we're gonna kill him and eat his flesh
It's just the logical course of action
For the greater good.
Oh? now cannibalism is too good for the smart library villager.
Maybe he should be eaten next.
So there you go. I hope this video helped to radicalize you,
helped to get you on board of some of those extreme ideas
Maybe you want to be extreme one way the other way and now you know
Just how great they really turn out and, you know, all the time every time
Because as we all know, rather than talking to other people about your ideas, it's way better to, you know,
think about them inside your head and then never discuss them with the world
but assume you're right all the time.
all the best systems have come when someone hasn't
compromised with someone else and instead they've just taken over the country. And what's even better than that is when you don't only just, you know,
stick an idea in your head you take an idea from literally over a hundred years ago, in a few of these cases,
right, you take hundred-year-old ideas. And then you make those into modern-day things. It goes really great.
That's why all the successful countries, you know,
famously use hundred-year-old ideologies that they've never adjusted, never tried to work out if it works in the modern day world in the slightest instead
They just assume that yeah, you know what, if they thought it was a solution to 100-year ago's problems
It's totally the solution to all the problems that are facing the world today with the increasing amount of automation of jobs and whatnot
Yeah, that's-- those things can be fixed with the exact same problems as from 100 years ago
What smart people were. What smart people we were back then. In the same way,
I only use Windows 95 because they perfected it back then, everything since then has been impure,
you know, ruining of that original idea and I won't have that in my
beautiful village. But yeah, no more seriously
I hope you all enjoyed the video. (laughs)
it took a long time to put these things together. In case you are curious as to how we did all this stuff-- because I did make
up most of a village into one of those things each time-- Well, basically I have this really solid seed.
So long story short,
I have a box of flags and I have a really nice seed, in my opinion,
From which they all, you know, can be placed down because this village right, here I decided to build a wall around,
It's one of the best villages
I'd ever seen the minecraft seed. It manages to have not only a jungle and a swamp,
so kind of like minority groups in that way, you know, but a much bigger majority off the Plains biome,
but then it also has an outward threat the inside sign of the pillager
outpost and even though it didn't come up on all the villages the fact that you know
It kind of has that
Not political thing going on, but a lot of the factors that make a modern day thing.
There's an outward threat that we're all scared off. There are different groups with different priorities, different rich levels like oh yeah up here,
look how rich the villages are down there,
look how sad the villager houses are on the Swamp, which interestingly enough lines up with this one minority. Is that a coincidence?
Heck if I know I'm not making any actual political
commentary here. And I just wanna give a quick plug to it in case you do want to check that seeds Sunday out,
It'll be linked down below. And if it's not then you can find it on my channel. It should be linked down below.
Tell me in the comments
it's not linked down below and then it will be linked down below and all the comments telling me that it's not linked down below
will suddenly all of, you know, suddenly just appear to be wrong. But no, yeah, I hope you all enjoyed this video
Let me know what you thought in the comments down below
Because, I don't know, I like the idea of just making fun of everyone and I hope you do too,
so see you all in the next video, regardless of if we do that or not.
Thank you very much watching and I'll see you all next time.
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