JERRY SEINFELD WAS RECENTLY
BEING INTERVIEWED ON THE RED
CARPET AT THIS EVENT.
IT WAS THE
DAVID LYNCH FOUNDATION
FOUNDATION OF LAUGHTER AND SONG
EVENT IN WASHINGTON.
AS HE IS
BEING INTERVIEWED, ANOTHER
CELEBRITY, KE$HA, APPROACHES HIM
AND SOMETHING DRAMATIC HAPPENS.
SEINFELD IS GETTING CRITICIZED
FOR THE WAY HE HANDLED IT.
WE
COULDN'T USE THE ORIGINAL VIDEO
DUE TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES.
IT IS
OKAY BECAUSE WE WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT SO WE RE-CREATED IT.
TAKE A LOOK.
>>IT'S JUST HARD FOR PEOPLE TO
GET ENOUGH SLEEP.
>>HI, I LOVE YOU.
CAN I GET A HUG?
>>NO THANKS.
>>PLEASE?
A LITTLE ONE.
>>NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS.
>> THAT WAS KE$HA.
>> OH OKAY.
I WISH HER THE BEST.
>>THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
>> CONGRATULATIONS, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT WENT INTO THAT?
THEY HAD TO
SCOUT A LOCATION, GET MALCOLM TO
WEAR A JACKET, THEY MEMORIZED
THEIR LINES.
SUITE A THANK YOU FOR THEM TO
PUTTING THAT MUCH EFFORT IN.
>>I WANT TO THANK MARY BECAUSE
SHE IS THE ONE THAT MAKES
THESE RECREATIONS POSSIBLE.
SHE ORGANIZED IT, SET UP THE
SHOTS, YOU ARE AMAZING MARY,
THANK YOU.
>> PHENOMENAL PERFORMANCE ONCE
MORE.
>>THAT WAS YOU?
>>NO, THAT WAS THE GIRL THAT
PLAYED THE CATCH ME OUTSIDE
GIRL.
KNOWING MALCOLM, HE'S GOT
DAD JOKES GALORE, I JUST IMAGINE
YOU GOING UP TO HIM AND SAYING
THIS IS YOUR SHOT MALCOLM, AND
HIM STANDING UP AND SAYING THIS
IS MY TIME TO SHINE.
THEY WILL
SEE WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN
MISSING OUT ON.
>> SO SEINFELD REFUSE THE HUG,
AND SHE ASKED THREE SEPARATE
TIMES.
AT FIRST WATCHING IT MADE
ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE SHE
GOT REJECTED IN SUCH A PUBLIC
WAY.
IT'S PAINFUL WHEN YOU PUT
YOUR HAND OUT TO SHAKE SOMEONE'S
HAND AND THEY DON'T DO IT.
IMAGINE A HUG AND IT IS BEING
FILMED ON THE REST OF THE WORLD
WILL SEE IT?
ON THE OTHER HAND,
I FEEL FOR JERRY SEINFELD.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
HUG PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW.
THEN
YOU COME OFF AS A BAD PERSON BUT
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO INITIATE
PHYSICAL CONTACT.
>> CORRECT.
KE$HA, DON'T PUT
YOURSELF OUT THERE THAT WAY.
SHE
PROFESSES HERSELF A BIG FAN OF
SEINFELD BUT YOU CAN'T BE
THAT BIG A FAN IF HIM PROJECTING
PHYSICAL CONTACT COMES IS THAT
BIG A SHOCK TO YOU.
>> YES, I THINK IT HAS SOME
UNDERTONES AS TO OBVIOUSLY THE
WAY HE INTERACTS.
HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHO IT WAS.
FROM KE$HA'S
STANDPOINT SHE PROBABLY THINKS
EVERYONE IS BEST FRIENDS.
HE IS
PROBABLY ñ HE SEEMS LIKE HE IS A
STRAIGHT UP GUY THAT IS JUST
LIKE NO.
HE DIDN'T SAY IT IN A RUDE WAY.
>>I WISH HER THE BEST HE SAYS.
>>BUT OF COURSE PEOPLE TAKE IT
OUT OF CONTEXT ñ ON THE INTERNET
JUST SAYING HE IS SO RUDE AND
DISRESPECTFUL.
>>I GOT IT.
>> IT IS POLARIZING.
>>I GET HIM.
IT IS OKAY.
JOHN
AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS,
AND HE WAS LIKE I WOULD JUST END
UP HUGGING THE PERSON.
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
I WOULD DO TWO.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WANT
TO, IT JUST MEANS YOU ARE
FORCED TO.
>>AND WHEN YOU'RE JERRY SEINFELD
YOU ARE LIKE, I WIN.
I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
>>THERE
IS ONE PERSON THAT IS NOT GOING
TO BE AFFECTED, IT IS HIM.
>> THE REASON IT IS SO GREAT FOR
MY PERSPECTIVE IS THESE ARE THE
TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD.
THOSE WHO THINK GREAT TO
MEET YOU, HUG.
AND THOSE THAT SAY THERE IS NO
LOGICAL REASON FOR US TO HUG
RIGHT NOW, WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER.
>>OH MY GOSH, YES, YES.
I FEEL
LIKE I JUST RELATE TO IT.
I
THINK I RELATE TO JERRY SEINFELD
IN THE STORY.
KE$HA IS MY
HUSBAND.
THAT IS WHY EVERYONE
LOVES MY HUSBAND, AND EVERYONE
HATES ME.
HE IS THE WARM CHARISMATIC
HUGGER WHO WAS AFFECTIONATE
WITH EVERYONE, AND I AM LIKE
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T
WANT TO TOUCH YOU.
>> HE HAS ONE OF THOSE FRAMES
YOU JUST WANT TO HUG.
>>BELIEVE ME I KNOW.
>> HE JUST HAS THAT WELCOMING
FEELING THAT HE GIVES GOOD HUGS.
>> I HAVE HUG YOUR HUSBAND
BEFORE, GREAT HUGGER.
DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER
HUGGED YOU.
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO.
>>BOB
LOOKS LIKE HE GIVES GOOD HUGS.
>> PUMP THE BRAKES, I AM NOT A
BIG FAN OF HUGGING.
>>DO YOU KNOW WHO IS NOT A
GOOD HUGGER?
CENK.
HE IS AN AWKWARD HUGGER.
>>HE IS A SIDE HUGGER.
>> I AM A REALLY GOOD HUGGER,
STRAIGHT UP ONE OF THE BEST.
I
JUST DON'T LIKE DOING IT OFTEN.
IT'S WEIRD, I HAVE THESE POWERS
BUT I AM AFRAID TO USE THEM.
>>I JUST WANTED TO MEAN
SOMETHING WHEN IT HAPPENS, YOU
KNOW?
I DON'T JUST GIVE OUT HUGS
TO EVERYONE LIKE MY HUSBAND
DOES.
