oH nO
Sean's wearing the same outfit
that he wore in a separate video
another time!
*sarcastically* It's almost like I record multiple things in one day!
GET over it already!!
IT'S CRASH TEAM RACING BABY!
It's finally out!
The remastered version of Crash Team Racing.
Now, I love Crash Bandicoot.
I said it when I played the-
[stops to chuckle at Crash]
I said it when I did the remastered The-uh...
Insane Trilogy.
Um...
That I-I really loved Crash Bandicoot as a child.
It was one of my favorite series that I'd-I'd played as a kid
and I have a very strong fondness for it-
that and Spyro- and I was super excited for the Crash Team Racing
[le pause]
remaster to come out.
Oh my god so-such old types of sounds as well.
Um..
okay-wha-yes, I-I accept!
AHHH THERE'S FORTY-TWO FUCKING PAGES
AND THEN THERE'RE 28 MORE PAGES AFTER THAT
I've been really excited about this cause crash team racing is one of my favorite cart games.
Actually, it was the one one I played as a kid.
I didn't have a- I didn't have a Mahri-o's (Mario).
I didn't have a Sonics (Sonic).
All I had were the crash team boyz and the gang and the boys out rocking around in their little karts.
Uhm...
Oh '~'
This is delightful!
So I don't have like a huge, in-depth knowledge of
.............
the game.
'Cause I didn't even own it as a kid,
my friend owned it.
And he was really good at it but I
was just able to borrow it, and I didn't get to play it all that much
So I don't have as a nostalgic of memory of the tracks in that I did have in Crash 3
Whatever Sean, get to the game stop doing an intro
What characters we have?
We have a noogie boogie
We have an nn-tree nitro head
We have a tiny tiger
Uhm
We have a coco
We have an N.Gin
We have...
Crunch?!1?1
Who the fuck is Crunch Bandicoot?
Ooooh he was the main antagonist in Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
You know, good old Zim
And good old Zam
My- my favorite crash Bandicoot character
Who are these people?
Ok, I've only played the first three Crash Bandicoot games
And then like CTR and Crash Bash
I have no idea who the hell Big Norm is
My god, we got the Real Velo in here
Not fucking fake Velo shit
Oh my god you can play with them in the classic skin!
You can play with him in a space mans!
You can make Crash Bandicoot look like Sonic!
Purple Bandicoot! Whatever
Im- okay I'll just play the game as it is for right now
You know what, let's just- let's just play
I forget how to play this game I know there's boosties and everything
I'll get into it, I'll figure it out as we go along
This is exciting! I'm so excited to play this game again!
I even- I- I called it when I played Crash Bandicoot: The Insane Trilogy
I think I said at one point it wanted a... a Crash Team Racing remake to come out
And then lo and behold, not long after that there was- I mean
I'm not exactly a Nostradamus it wasn't that hard to call but...
I'm just excited that it's here!
Look how pretty it is! :)
"Race today! Trophy Prize Each Track"
Oh I'ma get that trophy
(cars zooming by)
Ha ha aw
It's so weird to see Crash Bandicoot so high definition still
EW GOD
(Oxide: "Greetings creatures of this planet. I've come to compete!")
I forget what this dude's name is
(Oxide: "So you pesky Earth slugs")
Big Jimmy?
(Oxide: "Like to race, eh?")
("Ha ha ha!")
("Well, I-")
Testicle Head?
(Oxide: "-Am the fastest racer in the galaxy)
(Jack) Oxide! That was it
(Oxide: "I travel the stars, looking for creatures to test my skills")
("It's a little game I call Survival of the Fastest") (Jack) Ha ha! Crash is asleep
(Oxide: "Here's the way we play:")
("I challenge the best driver of your world to a race for the planet!")
("If your driver wins, I'll leave your miserable little rock alone")
("But if I win, I will turn your entire globe into a concrete parking lot, and make you my minions!")
(Jack) Let's destroy the planet!
Or not, you know, if you can beat me in a cart race then...
(Oxide: "Get ready to race for the fate of your planet!")
Isn't that kinda weird?
I'm just gonna race you guys, and if you can beat me, then I'll just leave :3
But if you can't beat me, I'm gonna destroy your entire fucking planet >:(
Oh baby
Okay
Okay, I remember, I remember the buttons
Okay I'm gonna-
It feels weird not driving with a d-pad
So, with Crash Team Racing, when you go like this
And you see the- the flames come out
You can- youaaahhhh
You can glide around, but then you can boost yourself, boom!
Okay, I fucked it up that time
But you get what I mean!
Yeah, see, there it is, Power Sliding
That is the thing I was trying to explain a second ago but I couldn't explain it properly
So just read this and you'll be better
Oh, Crash Cove!
Alright, I don't have time to be lookin at the track
I only have time to be racing it
I don't know how to do the boost at the start
NYAH HA HA
Hey! That's my stuff
Oh shit, okay
OKAy okay
I... SUCK
Watch dis shit
See like that!
That's what I gotta do, I don't have this down yet
I don't have the mechanics down yet, oh no
WOOO
(what did he say?)
