phone ringing
demon:
thank you for calling illuminati
caller:
oh geez
demon:
world order
caller:
it's a fricking recording
demon:
customer service for
caller:
every company these days has a recording
demon:
hell beasts press 1
caller:
no I don't want that
demon:
for
caller:
no
demon:
piranhas press 2
caller:
nah ah
demon:
for flying spiders
caller:
those exist
demon:
press 6
for demonic possessions or demonic repossessions
contact our help desk at evilisourthing@illuminati.co.uk
caller:
wait I have to email them
makes no sense
representative
demon:
I'm sorry could you repeat that
caller:
real person
demon:
I'm sorry could you repeat that
caller:
real person
demon:
our representatives are currently helping
other evil people in front of you
your wait will be
doris:
15 minutes
demon:
(giggling)
(highway to hell plays)
demon:
connecting to
daisy:
daisy
demon:
now your call may be monitored and your soul
may be thrown into a pit of fire
(dropped call sound effect)
caller:
hold on
did they just hang up
