>> Chuck Palahniuk: Hi.
My name is Chuck Palahniuk and
I'm the author of really just Fight Club.
And since my audience, my readership is
growing older and having children and
dying, I've decided to reintroduce
the book to a whole new generation.
And that's why I've
written Fight Club 4 Kids.
Once there was a boy who had no name,
he couldn't sleep and that was a shame.
He met a friend with spiky hair.
The friend was maybe not really there.
Sometimes the friend would say
silly things like quit your job,
start a fight, prove that you're alive.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can,
you are not your fucking car keys.
I am so sorry, this is for kids,
this is supposed to be for kids.
I'll try it again.
The two boys liked to
horse around flicking and
pinching and rough housing on the ground.
Let's start a club,
said the spiky-haired friend.
We'll call it the Horsing Around Club and
we'll just fucking go
to town on each other.
Just visceral disturbing shit.
Really just fist to fucking face,
beating the shit out of one another.
>> Offf Camera: That was okay.
>> Chuck Palahniuk: Okay.
Again.
My apologies.
Let's just pull it back, okay?
But a club without rules
wouldn't get very far.
There were a few simple rules and
here's what they are.
One, you do not talk about
Horsing Around Club.
Two, you do not talk about
Horsing Around Club.
Three, if someone yells stop,
or goes limp, or taps out,
the horsing around is over.
Only two friends can
horse around at a time.
And if this is your first time,
you have to horse around.
Also, no weapons.
The horse play would go on until
it was done and every one who did
it would always, always have fun,
especially the boy who had no name.
Who wants just like beat his dude who
was actually Jared Leto in the movie,
which was so fucking cool and intense.
And he's just pummeling this guy.
And of course, being Jared Leto,
he was essentially a model.
But when our guy is done with him,
he's just this purple, bloated,
chewed up, bubblegum looking [INAUDIBLE],
covered in blood head to toe.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Believe it or not.
Christmas is coming.
