• From catching a couple having sex to accidentally
stripping in class, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the most awkward moments
we’ve ever had.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Fijalini786 Legna
When Legna was in English class one day, he
needed to ask the teacher how to spell “gigantic.”
Talking to her was hard, because he had Tourette’s
syndrome along with a speech impediment.
Still, Legna asked, but instead ended up saying,
“Miss, how d-d-do you spell g-g-g-gay?”
The whole class stared at him and laughed.
Legna tried again by saying, “Sorry.
I-I-I meant g-g-g-g-gay like you!”
That time, even the teacher laughed.
He ran out of the classroom and stayed in
the bathroom until the end of the day.
Number 9 was submitted by decorafeminae Doopie
In high school, during swim week in gym class,
Doopie loaned her friend her towel when she
was done drying off.
However, after taking off her swimsuit, she
realized that she needed to dry off her body
a little more.
Since her friend was in another stall getting
dressed, and she had limited time to get dressed
and get to her next class, Doopie decided
that she had to stand under one of the hand
dryers butt-naked.
The dryers were higher on the walls so they
could act like hair dryers.
So, with one arm stretched across her chest,
and with one hand covering her crotch, Doopie
stood under the dryer.
Just then, the other half of the gym class
who had not been swimming came into the locker
room.
They looked at Doopie in shock as they saw
her standing naked out in the open.
She still cringes whenever she thinks about
it.
Number 8 was submitted by RukiaSaixPuppy Honeybits
When she went over to her friend’s house
one time, Honeybits and her friend decided
to go horseback riding.
Since she’s a short girl, Honeybits had
trouble getting into the saddle and had to
use a box to mount.
They rode around for about half an hour before
deciding to head back.
As they prepared to dismount, Honeybits could
not get her horse back by the box.
After about five minutes of trying, she decided
to try and dismount like a normal person.
So, Honeybits swung her leg out, laid on her
stomach across the saddle, and slipped off
– but her bra had gotten caught on the saddle
horn, causing her shirt to be lifted over
her head.
Honeybits was trapped with her arms over her
head, with her friend getting a face full
of tits.
Then, the horse began walking with Honeybits
still stuck!
After several seconds of hysterical laughter,
her friend was finally able to free Honeybits.
Number 7 was submitted by Shiny-torchic Slapped
Ham
During school one day, Slapped Ham was in
the bathroom taking a piss.
While doing his business, he started to hear
moaning coming from one of the stalls.
It occurred to him that two of his fellow
students were having sex.
When the couple in the stall – Tolop and
Spincess – finished, they walked out and
immediately saw Slapped Ham.
The three of them stood there for at least
five minutes before Tolop, asked, “Are you
going to tell on us?”
Slapped Ham said, “Nope.
I believe in love, but I hope you were wearing
a condom.”
They left and never said anything to each
other again.
Number 6 was submitted by PicklesTickle91
Andiemations
When she was in 6th grade, Andie’s mom would
buy her slightly bigger clothes to grow into.
One of the items her mom would buy her were
skort – a skirt and shorts combo.
Andie tried to avoid wearing them, but when
she was all out of bottoms, she was forced
to wear them.
One day, when she had to wear her skort, Andie
returned to class after lunch.
She went to take off her jacket but the zipper
was stuck.
When she pulled it off like a pair of pants,
the jacket managed to come off… along with
her skort!
The entire class saw her pink smiley-face
undies.
Andie quickly pulled up her skort and ran
into the bathroom where she stayed for the
rest of the day.
Number 5 was submitted by lord_buckhead MKyleM
Back in elementary school, MKyleM and his
class went on a field trip to a waterpark.
They had a lot of fun, but when it was time
to get out of the pool, MKyleM realized that
his swim trunks were on the other side of
the pool.
Quickly, he rushed to get his trunks but the
lifeguard jumped in.
Before he could grab them, he was pulled out
of the pool by the lifeguard, who then yelled
at him for not getting out.
Scared and still naked, MKyleM pissed himself,
which was when the lifeguard realized what
was going on.
The lifeguard wrapped MKyleM in a towel, gave
him back his swim trunks, and walked away.
It was the last time he EVER went to a waterpark.
Number 4 was submitted by labradorable1992
SaltySquid
When SaltySquid was 17, he lived at home with
his parents and little brother.
Ever since he was 14, he knew that he was
gay but hadn’t told anyone.
One day, SaltySquid decided to go up to his
room and look at the ‘secret stash’ he
had on his computer.
When he was halfway through ‘doing it,’
his little brother burst into his room and
asked him what he was doing.
As soon as he saw what SaltySquid was doing,
his little brother ran downstairs to get their
dad.
Quickly, SaltySquid pulled his pants up and
tried to clear everything from his computer.
Then, his dad barged into his room, laughing
and asking what he had been looking at.
SaltySquid kept saying, “Nothing, You wouldn’t
be interested.”
Later that day, his dad told him that he was
once caught masturbating by his mom.
Number 3 was submitted by xSHADOWHUNTER90x
Jameshark
When he was 14, Jameshark was sent to the
local pool by his mom to pick up his 9-year-old
brother.
While they walked home, they began to pass
a house on a corner of the block.
They saw a pair of legs sticking up over the
front steps.
As soon as Jameshark walked up to investigate,
he noticed what it was and said to his brother,
“Don’t look!
Stand next to the tree, out of sight!”
It was a naked 88-year-old lady who was laying
there.
Thankfully, she was still alive, and Jameshark
asked, “Do you need any help?”
The lady replied, “Oh, yes, thank you.”
He picked her up with his eyes closed and
put her on the steps.
What happened was the lady ran out of the
house, fearing her husband was having a heart
attack and fell.
Some adults who were across the street saw
what happened and called an ambulance.
After being thanked by everyone, Jameshark
and his brother left.
Number 2 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross
Hellbent
In high school, Hellbent’s grandparents
were visiting for a week.
One day, some of his friends dropped by to
pick him up to hang out.
Before leaving, Hellbent went to the bathroom
and asked his friends to wait in the living
room.
When he was done, he walked out of the bathroom
and saw everyone gathered around his grandmother.
She was showing his friends a photo album
with pictures of Hellbent as a toddler.
One of the pictures was an embarrassing one
of him wearing lederhosen.
After that, he caught so much crap from his
friends for a long time.
Number 1 – What 
was my most awkward moment?
