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I'm in the thumbnail
What?!
What is this madness?!?!
He just told me to go and suck on Jacob's nut sack!
Hey guys it's me again and I hope you guys aren't mad at me.
I know I said I was gonna upload every day
and did it seven days and then it's just..
I had to take a break because it was too hard.
Sorry guys don't be mad at me,  because like
I'm having a really bad day and if you guys are mad at me,
That's gonna make me even have a badder day because
I realize that there's a lot of YouTube disc tracks on me.
Whether it's a big You tuber, small You tuber, it doesn't matter
There's just so many people just talking bad about me for no reason!
I usually don't respond to like these random people because
They're only making these songs so I can react to it, so I can respond to it.
Because they know I'm at the point where
anyone I talk about- they're gaining publicity off of me.
But I really want to see what people have to say about me, so like
Let's just drop right into it.
--MUSIC--
Alright, I thought this was a disc track.
I mean the song just started and it sounds more of like a compliment track.
He was like I got 200 k but you got 6 million.
I own a lot of Bape and Gucci like yeah I know I'm kinda cool.
He also said I don't know how to dress.
And I was like okay... I guess but I went on his Instagram.
And I mean...
What are you talking about? Your wearing the plainest outfits!
Plain shirt, jeans I mean bro I'm way fresher than you. (I apologize for my lack of intelligence. It really shows in my grammar and narrowness of vocabulary...)
--MUSIC--
Alright once again with the compliments man.
He was like man you got a house in the hills you getting big YouTube checks like yes I'm doing that I'm chilling with LA models
Yes I haven't bagged one yet, what does that exactly mean?
Alright, you know I'm not looking for a relationship.
You know I'm just trying to chill you know I'm just.. I'm actually married guys!
I'm married to the money.
Nah but all seriousness, I'm not even trying look and "bag" for any LA models. I'm not trying get caught in relationships
I'm just so determined and motivated to get to the top
And I don't have time for distractions
--MUSIC--
But if roasting had a rank your a legend I'm a rookie.
That sounded-That actually sounded dope I'll give him that,
But I think he says something like
Huh "you get millions of views, so I guess you get a cookie"
Like... no I don't get cookies like for mill.
I'm getting racks, I'm getting payed, I'm getting bands from millions of views
Not just cookies!
And the thing that kind of bothers me is like
All of this kid's videos are just in the range of 100,000 views
200,000 views, like nothing too popular'
He makes a video with my name in the title, and gets millions of views
It's not fair, people are just using my name but... you know I'm used to it.
--MUSIC--
He really said Rich Chigg's cousin alright,
And I mean, yea I guess it's pretty good, next video
Ah! Yes I'm back, I know the last one was trash
Yes the one where I had said that Rice Gum was freaky
Oh
Yes I watch him every day but really  I just do not know why
Wait.... what? What? Wait... what?
He just said "Rice Gum is silly, but I watch him everyday"
What does that what mean make up your mind!
Do you like me or not?!
"It's a joke Rice Gum!"
I got you
But Tanner's my n****
Did he just say the "N" word?
Yo, he's actually spitting with the guys
He's pretty talented, I can't get mad
Asian boy with the blonde hair you be making n*ggas think you gay
C'MON REALLY THAT'S TOO FAR!
MAAAN what's up, why are people coming at me for no reason
Guys I haven't done anything to any of these guys
I'm just living life
What's that, Yo how old is this kid I really hope he's not the one rapping
I wouldn't be mad if he is
Yo Ricegum! You're kind of dumb
I'm kind of dumb? Yo people don't know this but like I got a full-ride in High School
I got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard
I turned it down so I can like start my YouTube career, and make things paid off
Ricegum your shit now boy you can't rap
Yea you think you from the hood but you're asian not black
Man what? I don't think I'm from the hood, guys.
I grew up in a really nice neighborhood, definitely not from the hood
And a lot of people do think that I act black and I don't know how you can act a color?
But like guys, this is just how I am like at least
Like I saw this huh video on this girl and there's something wrong with this girl
Yes my birthday is March 7th
But, July 19th was the day I found out I was black
Like, this whole-my whole entire life my mom kept telling me
'You're white! You're white!'
I never believed her because I knew I was black
But July 19th, I did some history
I went on Ancestry.com
And I found I'm 25% black
And this whole time I knew it. I knew I was a black girl
Like at least I don't act like that so I'm chilling but
Like this guy is kinda roasting me... on the Sponge-Bob theme song beat
I think, I think that's what it sounds like but it's kind of fire
Let's just keep it going
Boy, your hair's like fruity pebbles
That's whack
That doesn't even make sense
Ugh...your breath smells like shit
You need a tic tac
*Smells breath*
That's not cool man you could've just asked me nicely or
Just offer me a mint or something
You don't have to make a song about it
If these disses aren't good enough you can suck jacob's ball sack
If you think you better then roast me back
So to conclude this video I really do love Ricegum
WHAT!
WHAT! IS THIS MADNESS!
He just told me to go suck on Jacob's nut sack and then "oh yeah
just to conclude I love RiceGum guys"
This kid is trippin' he's confusing me my mind is all bobbled now
Cause I don't get it I thought he was hating on me but he loves me
I don't know we're just gonna carry right on
(music)
Did he really just say "I'm so irrelevant I need some views"
Nah I mean it's dope I mean you're doing the right thing
Put my name in the title you're going to get some views alright
But this is a diss on me and I haven't heard anything too hard hitting yet so
*my nigga *my nigga *my nigga u chinky my nigga 2 inch millimeter my nigga
Wait, what?
Ok I think he called me chinky
and then he, he said I have a 2 inch millimeter
But all he's doing is just saying
Nananana
And then says the "N" word at the end
So like "Nananana my" "N" word
I can't say it cause I'm not African American but
Like look
that's my nigger you'll get me
ya bitch
He just called me a bitch and and he says he's gonna pull up somewhere with my bitch
Don't take my bitch from me
Why is the guy being so mean and
Why is all these music videos that we've been watching the camera is just so poopy
The camera is poopy, the audio is poppy. I don't know man I'm sick of this one man he's just saying the same thing over and over
NEXT CLIP!
This dude just said in 10 years I'll be on the streets
And I'm really thinking about it I mean
On YouTube I'll probably have like 2 years left
And everything after that is just down hill but I'll be
Stacking up my money and I'll be spending on rent on food whatever
But like
Guys I don't plan on getting a job and
I don't know if I have any skills to even get
A job, I don't have a college you know I dropped out of college... so
In a span of 10 years there's a high chance I might be on the streets
I'M NOT SCARED
Alright guys guys what is this beat?
What is this beat that this kid picked this is a royalty free music dance
You know dad disco music
I don't know what this beat is
And he's literally just talking he's literally talking
There's no rhyme there's no flow there's no rhythm
My beats compliment what I'm saying I don't know why he picked this beat
Listen to this
I don't I don't know, this is hurting my ears next song
Alright so this next one is pretty new and this guy has 2 million subscribers so he's not completely random and he's actually in Sidemen
KSI's the leader of the Sidemen but he left the Sidemen because I mean honestly everyone in there is irrelevant  and kind of holding him back I don't blame him and now
KSI's is at the crib and this guy is salty I'm assuming so he's making a song on me and KSI
Cause we're both in the title right there
huh let's see what he has to say
I don't know what he's saying guys (twice). I'm reading along to the words but the words aren't even fire like
There's... it doesn't make any sense, look what I realize is if you really Photoshop glasses on this guy he looks identical to the guy from the last song alright that's...
Thats kinda funny!
I don't get it this isn't even about me I think he's talking about KSI, I don't know why I'm in the title so like
Not only is this guy looking like the guy with the shades on he's also using my name for views and I could've sworn, I could've sworn I already made a song about this guy
Like way back
uploading weekly someone tell me why
this daily like the fat run or Weasley
Ooou I really evolved and I'm so fire now but back then you know  I was pretty cool I was heated up back then but look another Sidemen member is salty
Another one is mad and they're making another song on KSI and somehow I'm involved in this I didn't do anything why am I evolved in this but let's listen to this other Sidemen diss
What?
Yooo why his he coming at KSI so hostile like that like KSI is the bro's and no one disrespects him like that, I really hope this guy comes at me sideways because it's over if he does
But let's just keep watching
Yo he's really going in on KSI, it's been a minute and a half and he still hasn't said anything about me... please roast me so I can really hit the stew
Yo why, he didn't even talk about me the whole song and he's like kind of complementing me at the end
Why am I in the title of this guy, why am I involved? They're not even talking trash about me!
But, seriously though like what he said wasn't cool and me and KSI are about to hit the stew you're not ready, once again ahh
Watching diss tracks on myself really just destroys my self esteem but ahh let's just keep going
A girl?
What?
Wait hold up, how'd you get
so big or its because of all the musically kids
again about you hair what is that a wig man look at yourself your as thin like a twig
all your diss tracks holding you back
do yourself a favor and leave their track
"You play all your characters you got no friends", guys why are people keep thinking AfroGum is me with a wig?
That's the homie, that's the separate play, I don't play him like... that's so disrespectful, next song
Brooklyn little girls calling me little
Jackie Chan will do whatever when the
Little Jackie Chan?
"Saying you reply to people in the comments is just like saying pigs fly" I do say I reply, guys I always reply to people in the comments
Hold up I'm gonna go in my comments right noow, hold up hold up
Thanks for watching dude I love you, alright
Ayy Rice gang gang gang gang I love you bro
Yo yo yo shoutout my boy Rice gang we out here ok
Yeah see like look guys I'm always replying to people in the comments what do you mean pigs fly? Man next song
want me to bring out for a long time to
me that real rice gum diss track
but ain't even wanted this time right
some of those to make that practice my
I'm confused how is he just in front of China just filming like that like the camera is just so stable he's outside but there's no wind at all like
I mean he's in the roots of my home town China guys like there's a high chance this song is gonna be good, please don't murder me
"Ain't no slide show when we roast" wait why are you making up rules? Like I can do whatever I want, you know what imma give this kid a slide show just cause he said that
I DID SMASH!
*AYE*
He said he's gonna pull up with Taylor Caniff and beat my ass
If I'm pulling up on anyone Taylor Caniff is the last person I'm gonna take with me but I mean go ahead bro pull up my address is kind of public
Pull up you guys are gonna beat my ass, what? MAN PULL UP! Man Team 10 already pulled up to the house you guys can too
Wait what's this video? Wait what? Jake Paul replied? Jake Paul just dropped a new song called "YouTube Stars Diss Track
And I'm in the thumbnail, and so is Alissa and Logan and PewDiePie... is that Liza Koshy
What! Wait Liza is never in drama she's so nice why is she in the thumbnail wait wait wait, what did Liza ever do?
Alright woo this is big cause guys, is this Jake Paul finally responding to my diss track I mean I said "Alissa said you cum fast like the furious"
And I said Tessa's hideous and then you gotta a big head, I said a lot of mean things to Jake. He might be replying to all of that in this video, oh my ouuu
Let's check it out
Alright man song just started he's already playing the victim he's like sobbing and crying I was expecting a diss track
I expect some litness
This isn't lit
Now I'm depressed (aww)
Why is he signing like that? (attempting to be jake paul)
Alright so he was like, " where was ya'll at when I was on the email trying stop depressed fans from killing themselves" he's basically saying
You guy's are only talking the bad things about me but where we're you guys at when I was doing the good things and
It's like yeah it's cool you're helping out you know depressed fans but this isn't something you like brag about
You kinda just do it, I mean I do this too but you know you don't see me bragging about it
It's like yeah he's rapping about all the nice things he's done but like, all these things are just things you should do just you know cause you want to and you shouldn't be bragging about it
I mean I do all these things too bro but you don't see me making a song (Waving Arms Ridiculously)
And I thought this was a diss track I could've got click baited and what did Liza Koshy ever do to you, why is she in thumbnail?
HE WAS THE BULLY!
-MUSIC- (oh god)
But ya guys that is going to wrap it up, if you guys made it to the end thank you guys so much
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