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They lost a whole motherf*ckin plane.
Take a look.
Well the search is continuing this morning
for the Malaysian Airlines plane that vanished
on a flight from Guala Lumpor to Bejing.
As counter terrorism agencies from around
the world join the investigation INTERPOL
has revealed that no checks were made in its
database regarding stolen passports used by
two passengers to board the Boeing 777.
Contact was lost with the aircraft on saturday.
Australia has now joined the search as Vietnamese
teams spotted possible debris.
How the f*ck you lose a plane?
Aight?
I can understand losing a motherf*ckin Hotwheels
or, you know, losing some coins out of your
pocket.
But a plane?
Aight, look, every motherf*ckin phone is a
tracking device.
GPS.
They know where the f*ck I'm at right now.
You got one in your purse.
They know where the f*ck you at.
Now a plane has a black box in the motherf*cker
and it gives off a bweep bweep bweep.
Don't nobody know where the bweep bweep come
from?
Ya understand me?
Now you're tellin me if it crashed in the
ocean, they tell you on the plane when the
stewardess comes on the speaker: "If the plane
crashes in the water, your seat could possibly
float."
You know i don't know how I can believe the
seat is gonna float if the plane can't motherf*ckin
fly.
You're tellin me nobody took the handle on
the door when they tell you "can anybody handle
opening the emergency door, otherwise we're
going to have to move you."
when they hit the water, nobody took the motherf*ckin
door off and got the f*ck out?
Ain't nobody floating around out there sayin
"Hey motherf*cker over here?"
Now the pilot knew it was going to crash before
anybody else!
And you know they got parachutes, so how come
none of the motherf*ckers jumped out?
Now why are they goin over to the pilot's
house and lookin at they computer flight simulator,
like they gonna find somethin on the flight
simulator like, I'm just gonna practice crashin
into the ocean.
The f*ck is really goin on?
Somebody on that plane knew how to fly.
Somebody hijacked that motherf*cker that was
on the plane.
They landed somewhere.
I think they did it because the President
of IBM was on that flight.
And he knows something that's goin on with
the world governments like those Wikileaks
motherf*ckers.
And they got him!
They're probably torturing his ass right now,
to find out what the f*ck he knows or didn't
know.
And the rest of those bastards, well, they
have to practice those biological experiments
on somebody.
Prayers are goin out to the family members
who had family on those flights.
But there's some bullsh*t goin on.
This is EGN news.
Watch who is sitting next to you on the plane.-theme
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