And now, My Conspiracy Rules, created by Pete Evans
So, let’s see what you’ve got
So, what were you thinking when you created this?
I think I just wanted to protect people’s skin and save some lives from cancer
Interesting. Let me just ask you one question -
Did cavemen wear sunscreen?
You can go now
So what do you call this?
Tap water
So I understand there's fluoride in this?
That’s an interesting choice
Uh... not.... not really
Sydney’s been fluoridating water since the sixties
And male infertility in that area has doubled since the sixties
What?
Lets try it shall we?
You say this is water, but you know what it tastes like?
Water?
Thyroid cancer
And the science backs me up on that
Ooh, that smells good. What have you got there?
Baby broth
made with real baby
Well, let’s see if that tastes as good as it sounds
No, it’s not as good as it sounds
It's better!
And you say this cures Zika virus?
I-I ... don’t think I said that
Oh? Because my new book says it does
Now, I’m not a scientist, or a doctor
or a rational human being, but
I am a former ambassador to Sumo Salad. And I think you’d agree that makes me qualified to say that this
will save lives
The claims made on this program are not supported by science but will continue to be aired until the show loses its sponsors.
