*whoopoosh*
Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is JackSepticEye!
And welcome to Lightblade VR
This is another Star Wars-type experience
It is not licensed by Star Wars,
It's just called Lightblade instead of Lightsaber VR
But look!
I have two lightsabers in my hands
and then you could just go
YEEEAAAH BABY!
Oh it feels so cool!
So it's a-it's a whole game kinda based around
the lightsabers.
These are really fucking loud by the way.
A whole game based around the lightsabers.
This little dude is going to fire some orbs at - or
some laser blasts at me
and I have to deflect them.
And then I can go off and do some other stuff,
somewhere else I think.
I am not completely sure
But also I should probably put the straps around my hands
In case I fly these out- fucking yeah!
Woo!
Also!
I should address...
THESE ARE NOT UNDERPANTS!!
Everyone kept saying that last time, they're not underpants they're just shorts!
And my underpants are underneath these.
So they're not boxers. They're just flamingo shorts!
And they look awesome and they make
me super free and breezy!
Because when I do the VR-ness then it gets the hotters!!
Okay.
Uhhhm, I don't know how I did...
Hilt.
Oh, I just touch!
Okay.
All I have is a steel hilt.
Color!
Blue.
I have to unlock colours?!
Are you serious!?
Little droid man?
Okay.
Let's do this.
Rookie.
Rookie.
Rookie!
There we go!
Okay, I got this!
Come at me boy!!
Hyah!
Yes!
Woooh!
Can I fire back and kill him?
That would be really cool!
That would be really impressive.
Oooh!
Having two lightsabers is awesome!
Why'd I get hit?
Ooooh come on!
Could I actually stick them together?
Aw, that's cool!
Nyyyaa!
Hahahaha!
Oh wait.
*Jack laughing*
It's a penor!
Okay.
Aw, thats so cool!
Just be at your sides and be like:
Hey! You...the...uh..Sith scum!
Yeeaaah!
Huah!
Wuah!
What's the....ugh..
What's the Jedi's name who used two lightsabers in their hand?
Well I'm sure there's alot of them...
But there was uh...
In the actual like Clone Wars series that did one.
Okay, let's fucking do this! I gotchu this time.
Heugh!
Yes!
Huh!
Oh Jesus!
Those are faster!
Yes! I hit 'em!
Can I actually kill you though?!
That's what I wanna know! Stop it!
Nrugh!
Yes, yeees!
Can't hit me, baby!
Try it! I got my sexy flamingo shorts on!
You can't do anything to me!
Oh god, the smoke staying in the air is kinda confusing
Hah!
Huh!
Yeah!
Whoah!
C'mon! Whatchu got?!
You ain't got shit, boy!
Even though you are just an orb firing laser blasts at me
Ooooh YEAH!
Can I- can I swing my thing?
Okay let's just- YES
[laughs] I call that one the chopper!
Ahm- right!
Awesome! Novice
LET'S DO IT BABY BOY!
Whatchu got? You wanna go with me?
YES!
Oh wait you're fuckin' closer now! I don't like that!
And you're firing at different locations!
[screams increasing in sound] STOP IT
I got it though! God it's fuckin warm in here already!
This is a full on workout!
Nyah- god, god FUCK
NGAH! I'M STILL ALIVE! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
HOW AM I BLOCKING THESE THINGS?
YES!
OH, OH! I AM RUNNING OUT OF BREATH!
[loud grunting and self motivation]
[more grunting]
Yes, yes!
[even MORE grunting]
HUAH
[out of breath] Blocked, what?
I thought I blocked them all! Oh, I guess I just dodged some of them
That's- that's fine. What did I unlock?
I didn't unlock anything! Can I only unlock them if I get like, max?
That sucks. Did I unlock any colors? NO
Did I unlock any hilts? NO
What's extras?
Desert temple?
Oooh! There's another level!
Okay!
Can I do that instead?
Awesome! Oh hey little buddy! (^.^)/
How's it goin'? Oh Jesus fuckin Christ!
[amazed by the earth] WOOOAH
J-j- fuckin! LOOK AT THIS SHIT
Dude, I HAVE BIGGER- 
FUCKIN' COME 'ERE
I'ma me get cha!
I'ma get cha! Can I hit him? Oh I'll fuckin' hit ya.
[cool-ass lightsaber sounds]
YES I FUCKED HIM UP! THERE'S PIECES OF HIM EVERYWHERE!
AH! FUCK! HE HAS A BROTHER- HE HAS A TWIN! Get 'em!
[lightsaber sounds]
Oh, oh!
I feel like a fuckin' Jedi master!
WHOOAH
[lightsaber sounds]
Fuckin' Capoeira up in this!
You wanna go?
[lightsaber sounds]
GOOD JESUS CHRIST!
I didn't uh...
I didn't see you!
Where'd he go?
DAHDAHHHHH!!!!
Okay... Sometimes I can't see 'em!
It's very hard!
[lightsaber sounds]
Fuckin'... ARGHHHHHH
I see ya!
I see ya...
HAAA!
HWOOH!
You wanna go? NGOOAH
Boom!!
Aww come on!!
I ran out of power!
Cause i died [R.I.P.]
Mother of god..
This is-
-little buddy...
You're my friend!
But this is hardcore as fuck!
Huh!
Okay- I didn't
Can we restart?
Just hit me
Cause I need to get them all I need to block them all.
Woooo
Wooooooo!!
WROOOO!
Hey look they're sparklers
I wanna put these on my birthday cake!
Eheh
*jack tries to blow them out*
okay
Theres somethin..
Theres something so cool about just being walkin around and then
[Dramatic zoom]
Huuuah!!!!
Whooooah!!!!
Woah!
Nyah!!
Hyuh!
Luckily I'm not smacking into anything.
*jack laughs*
Kyah!
Kyah!
Kyah!
Pshtt!
Aaaagh!!
Chop off your own leg
Okay
We have to block them all!
I got it!
*lightsaber noises*
There we go
*more lightsaber noises*
Aww I missed one!! Fuck!
*lightsaber noises take over the world*
Can't I just do this!?
*starts blocking randomly*
I'm blocking them all!
Look at this!
I call this one the (Hipslight?)!!
This is easy!!
Go on, I'm going fucking blind
Aaagh fuck I got shot in chest!!
Blooough
Okay.
Let's do that again!!
God, it's warm.
Come on!
Whatcha got!?
*Lightsaber noises...*
Yes
[LIGHTSABER SOUNDS]
Ugh crap I'm missin' them!
Huh!
Nyaaah!
Fuck!!
Its a lot harder than it looks, okay!?
Come on...
Can I not do anything else!?
I thought there was like a clip on the...
the trailer
That showed you fighting some other dude
I wanna do that thing!
Can I... Let me do that thing!
Let's try this one again!!
Oh shit.
Hitting them and killing them
Is not advisable
Since you can't see them
That's fucking awsome looking
*lightsabeeergh....*
Yes!!
I see ya!
I saw you this time
Imma dodge all these and block them all
And do all sorts of shit
*shooting*
Fuck you!
Where's your brother?
There he is!!
I fuckin'... I see ya!
God, you got me go in circles, I'm gonna get tangled and fall over!
DO YOU WANT THAT!? Do you want me to get tangled and die??
Is that what you want!?
J-ah, fuck!
I'm just running in circles, I'm like a dog chasing his own tail!
GAHH!!
Gah, come on!
What 'chu got, boy!?
What cha got little-oh-little orb-a-tron?
Oh my gosh-WOAH
THERE HE IS! HI!
Oh he's ready to go!
*Sings*
Ga-FUCK IT! DIE! God, that's terrifying!
Get up! Get up!
Go again
Yeahhhahaha, oh I'm gonna fuck you up, bro
GET UP! I'm not done with you!
Where'd he go... ooohh. Think you're fucken clever, do ya?
DON'T USE THE FORCE! I don't have that!!
That's unfair! Heyaa!
Toss them at meh!
Oh god, I hit my light again. Jeez, I need to stop doing that. Did I break the light again?
I have a habit of doing that. It's YOUR fault!
H-GAAHH!
*sings again*
Come on, come at me!
TSSH... OH, preemptive attack, huh!? Preemptive strike!
I'd come over there and fuck you up if I could, but the game wont let me.
NGE-HUEH!
HUH!
There we go, I'm gonna blind him. Watch this, it's like welding in front of him.
OOAYUH!
NGGZAAAAH!!
"Victory! You freed the Desert Temple from the dark. Back to ship."
I am the jedi master!
How do I go back to ship? [Jedi master eh?]
Okay!
Well, that does it for LightBlade VR!
You might think I'm out of shape, but no! Just going like this all the time!
It makes you- it fucks you up, man.
There's a lot of movement in VR!
That's why I never record a whole bunch of them all in a row, because I'm like "Okay, I'm going to record 4 VR videos today,
and get them all planned and all prept because setting up the VR is a pain in the ass cause you have to move all my setup around,"
But then I get into it and I'm like "Okay, 1 is enough!"
AAAGH [laughs]
That was really cool! I really like that! Anything with lightsabers just automatically wins my heart!
Because they're so fucking awesome! Being able to swing them around,
just having them in your hand and seeing that lightsaber light up in your hand and being able to swing it around
is the COOLEST FEELING EVER!
Hopefully some of you people will be able to appreciate that,
or some of you have actually tried this out, you know, for yourselves.
Oh, it's so cool... makes me feel like a badass!
I really hope that more gets added to this, I would love to see...
...more, like, dueling. More... one on one like, lightsaber fights or whatever.
I don't know, it's very hard to do because when you put the lightsabers up to your eyes, it's- when you watch the video back
it's a lot different. When you put the lightsabers up to your eyes, the whole screen gets dark.
Around you, and you can't see anything through the lightsabers or the bloom that comes off them.
So- oh I didn't break my light, yay!
um
So when you're trying to swing at stuff, it's really hard to see it half the time.
But, oh my god, I just want more Star Wars stuff.
I want more lightsabers. I want, uh
a Star Wars game like Star Wars Battlefront as well,
like, that you go around in VR. I know PlayStation VR is getting the Star Wars Battlefront experience,
but it's not just the base game with Starwars built around like the PlayStation VR, it's its own little entity.
So I want one that's just me in, like, a fighter.
I think that's what the PlayStation one might be, and flying around space, that'd be so awesome!
Getting to see all that in VR, and then I want one where I'm on the ground
as a foot soldier, being able to shoot other dudes with the, the blaster
And then have another one where one hand is the force and the other hand is the lightsaber or whatever.
It'd be so cool, lemme do it!
I want it! Who has it!?
GIVE IT TO ME!!
Anyway, THANK you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
AND high fives all around! *whoopoosh whoopoosh*
Thank you guys, and I'll see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[Outro]
I hurt my toe!
Ow.
On the side of my toe, I stepped on it weirdly, oh no I stepped on the cable.
Right in here!
Right in there.
Oh, ouch.
OOOOOH!
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