(phone ringing)
(intense music)
- Our whole relationship
is based on a lie.
For the last three years,
my wife has been putting
something in my food, I'm
not sure when it started
because I didn't notice
anything right away.
- My mind had been made up for a while.
I just started doing it.
- I think I knew all along
but I was just in denial.
- I just added it to his meal
one day and he didn't notice
so I kept doing it.
(intense music)
- I should've known, my lactose
intolerance just disappeared
as long as I was eating cheese at home.
- He'd always go in
for seconds and thirds.
- Back then I was perfecting my dad bod.
All my friend's wives had them on diets.
And mine would make me whatever I wanted.
- Well, I needed to keep him happy.
- It was awesome, she
didn't just have me fooled.
She tricked all of our
friends and neighbors.
- It tasted exactly the same.
- How did no one notice, we
didn't ever get the meat sweats.
How did I find out, I found
her secret hiding spot.
- He never goes in the fridge.
- This is obviously some
sort of black magic.
- I just bought it online.
- It's broken down into
step by step instructions
that anyone can follow.
- Look at how good
these photos are.
- Why is this so easy
to get your hands on?
- I recommended it to all of my friends.
- [Both] Anyone can be fooled by this.
