There are some really tough questions in
the world. And truth be told there is the
internet which we can consult regularly,
but you can't trust everything that you
find on the internet! So the name of the
game today is "The Bryce is Right", because
the Bryce is ALWAYS right. Now the rules
to this game is that I just have to pull
the answer out of this handsome little
brain right here, and I can't consult the
internet.....and then maybe we should do it all together and have a good laugh :) #1 Why
does English have so many French, German,
and Latin words? ANSWER: English doesn't borrow
from other languages. It catches other
languages in dark alleys, roughs them up,
and shakes them down for loose grammar.
#2) Why do some mammals lay eggs?
Because Australia.
People don't include it in world history all that much, and so
Australia kind of has to be the squeaky
wheel for it to get remembered. One of
the ways it does this is it creates all
these really weird animals. Two of those
animals happen to be mammals that
decided "You know what? To get more
attention for this continent we are
"going to lay eggs but we're still gonna
be called mammals!" #3) Why are apartments
called APARTments if they're all stuck
together? ANSWER: They were originally going to
be called COMpartments--which makes a
whole lot more sense--but there was
somebody with a speech impediment
selling this idea to the rest of the
world. Instead of saying COMpartments he
just said Apartments and it stuck.
#4) Why is the sky blue?
ANSWER: Yeah it's it's blue, because blue is the
longest? shortest wavelength? When you
only have that much atmosphere for the
light of the Sun to pass through, it
looks blue, but you'll notice that sunset
when you're standing right here the
sun's over here and it's passing through
this much atmosphere it starts to turn
different colors. BOOM! #5) Why do people
dream? ANSWER: Because your brain gets bored if
it's not doing anything for that long.
#6) Why does Tarzan have an American accent
as he was taught English by British
people? ANSWER: While he learned English from
English people, his first language was
Gorilla. And we all know that gorillas
all have American accents. #7) What is the
capital of Turkey? ANSWER: Thanksgiving point. #8) Why
is rounded pizza cut into triangles
and put in a square box? ANSWER: You know I'd like to answer that one, but I might lose
my membership as part of the Illuminati...
#9) Why are sandwiches called sandwiches? ANSWER: When
the Puritans first came to America, they
were terribly afraid of witches,
especially those which they would find
on the sandy shores of the New England area.
Since Puritans definitely weren't
against CANNIBALISM at that time, they
decided "Hey, let's just kill all of these
witches that we find on the beaches, put
them between two pieces of bread, and eat
them!"#10) What does the Tooth Fairy do with all
the teeth she collects? ANSWER: You know I've
heard once that the Tooth Fairy is
actually Mexican, and she makes maracas.
#11) Where does the word "hogwash" come from? ANSWER: It
actually comes from the same household
that the phrase "don't throw the baby out
with the bathwater" comes from. Because
not only did these people wash all of
their children--and then wash the baby--
but they also washed their farm animals.
The ones that they thought was just the
most silly to wash were the hogs, because
they would just go and run back into the
mud after they were done being washed.
Something is absolutely ridiculous, why
are we doing this?
bababababababah! It's hogwash!
#12) Why do cameras have round lenses, but take rectangular pictures?
ANSWER: Because cameras have rectangular brains.
#13) Why does February only have 28 days?
ANSWER: February is the scapegoat of months. When
all of the months got together and they
realize. We can't divide 365 days evenly
over the twelve of us! We're all gonna be
uneven! What are we gonna do? Since they
already would have to tack on an extra
day to one of the months each year, they
just decided to make that month really,
really weird. So that everybody would
remember:
Oh. February.... So there you have it
there are all of my answers without
consulting the internet to all of these
burning questions that you may have. If
you want to have fun, go ahead and go
through this video again and leave in
the comments your answers to each of
these questions without consulting the
internet first. Also if you enjoyed this
game go ahead and leave some other
questions which I can answer next time
we play The Bryce is Right.
