This is Bed Bath & Beyonce.
Hey, y'all.
It's me. Beyonce.
[laughing]
Do you need one of those
doorbells that's also a camera?
[click]
Ding dong.
[laughing]
A pillow that remembers your face?
Or a living legend?
[music playing]
Come on down to Bed Bath & Beyonce.
I woke up with these savings,
and so can you.
[cheers and applause]
[music playing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Good morning, I'm Alicia,
your barista.
Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!
Would you like to taste test
our new espresso?
Ahh!
Yellow! Ever been
to Yellow County in California?
It's a real place!
See?
[laughing]
It is way too early for whatever
is happening right now.
Early bird gets the worm!
Do you know some people refer
to the worm as the caterpillar?
The dance, not the animal.
Can you do the worm? I can.
[laughing]
[applause]
Er, can I just have an iced coffee?
Sure!
Would you like that Teeny Tiny,
Medium, Medium Plus, Biggie Small
or a Super Duper?
[laughing]
- That's way too big.
- OK, too big!
Too small. Ah, just right.
[laughing]
Did you know Goldilocks
originally had silver hair?
Guess it was really someone's grandma
sneaking into that bear's house.
My grandma's name is Carrie.
What's yours?
- Can I just have a coff--
- Is it Geraldine?
- A coffee wi--
- Ruby?
- No!
- Lucille?
You know what? Forget it,
I'm awake!
Thanks for waking up at Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!
[laughing]
One Magical Majestic Sequence Latte,
extra chocolate sprinkle, triple whip
purple marshmallow on the side for Sam!
Hi, I'm Sam!
Do you like green eggs and ham? Ha, ha!
Beet juice is a natural food coloring,
although I must admit I don't love beets.
Yuck! What I do love is whipped cream.
[laughing]
- I'm kind of in a hurry.
- Well, slow and steady wins the race!
Remember the tortoise and the hare?
Look!
I'm the tortoise.
Ha! Ha! Now I'm the hare!
[slam]
[laughing]
Ah!
Leg up!
My class has
a pet rabbit named Cinnabunny
and she could do all kinds of tricks.
Did you know rabbits are born without fur?
Super weird looking!
Wanna see a pic?
Can I just have my drink, please?
It's not ready yet.
Just give me the drink.
[drink splattering]
Well, you know what they say.
No crying over spilled frozen beverages.
- I'll make you another one.
- No, I don't have time to wait.
- Can I just get a regular small coffee?
- Of course! What kind of bean?
I don't know. Any bean. You pick.
Oh, we just got a new one in
that I haven't even tried yet.
[laughing]
Never mind.
I'm gonna go get tea.
[mumbling]
- Good morning.
- Bleh! Good morning!
Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee...
[cheers and applause]
All right. We've assembled some
of the toughest, most ruthless villains
in all of Cityville. Roboarms!
[laughing]
Rocket shoes.
And Hot Breath!
[fire blasting]
The first place we hit is the bank.
And with all of us,
Hero Boy won't be able to stop us.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us,
I'll destroy him
by launching a truck at him,
with the sheer force of my arms!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
If I see him, I will blast
into him full speed
with the immense power of my rockets.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
And I'll breath a gaping hole
into the ground
- until Hero Boy falls to his doom!
- Yeah!
And I'll have this very long coat.
[laughing]
Now, when we first get in the bank, I--
[metallic whirring]
What is it, Roboarms?
Am I the only one who feels like...
the coat really isn't that helpful?
I mean, we all explained
what we would do in full detail, but--
Bad guys always wear long coats.
It's scary.
Can we keep going?
I guess.
Great. Then we have to get past
the steel vault door.
With my arms, I can shatter
the door to smithereens!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
I can use my breath
on the bank manager until he caves!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
I can smash in through the roof,
crushing everything in sight.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
And I'll walk in wearing
this very long coat.
But, before we begin,
how does that help us in this situation?
Yeah, it's really just a coat.
A long coat.
Yeah, sure.
The coat is awesome.
[laughing]
Have we discussed
the length of the coat yet?
Yeah, man, you've mentioned it
a few times. It's really long.
[laughing]
Great!
Then let's move on.
Now, it's possible Hero Boy
will be waiting, so we'll need an escape.
Great! I can rocket us
into the sky to safety.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- I'll seal up the sewer with my breath.
- Yeah!
And I'll barricade the door
with cement blocks!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Perfect! Then I will open my coat and--
- Enough with the coat!
What is so special about the coat?
[laughing]
Oh. I just realized you guys
don't even know
the true power of the coat.
- Show us!
- Yes!
Check this out.
[laughing]
I can make my coat even longer.
[laughing]
I think I'm gonna go.
Right behind you.
It's just a coat.
I am so mad!
[screaming]
Wait... but I can make my coat
even longer than this!
Don't care!
[laughing]
Ah, fireball eyes! I always forget to say
I can shoot fire out of my fireball eyes!
[laughing]
Man!
[cheers and applause]
