- No more pranks, okay?
We're not in college anymore.
We're grown-ups!
So act like it!
Just, just act like
grown-ups please, okay?
Thank you.
(door banging)
Ow!
♪ You gotta, you
gotta, you gotta ♪
♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
(banging)
- Hey old-timer.
Forget something?
(steady music)
(laughing)
You forgot the staples!
Oh, we truly are the main
office pranksters, aren't we?
- This turned out amazing.
You're a genius, Bill.
(clanging)
Why isn't this cutting?
Oh no.
- What's the matter, Bill?
Did someone dull
the paper cutter?
(laughing)
(steady beat)
(spitting)
- What the hell is this?
- What do you mean?
It's a coffee pot.
Is that not coffee in there?
- Oh, is there not coffee?
- Actually, Ders,
don't you mean,
flat Dr. Pepper pot?
(laughing)
We put flat Dr. Pepper
in a coffee pot,
and switched it, we powned you.
(laughing)
- Y'all ain't funny.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe, it's too funny.
Oh, that's too good of a prank.
I can't breathe.
(steady beat)
- You know what, I
have an hour to kill
before my next meeting.
So I would love to see some
of those prank phone calls.
- Cool, awesome.
- Cool.
- Okay, yes yes, but first,
you gotta see some
of the classics.
- Oh.
- Will you touch poop?
(upbeat country music)
(laughing)
♪ One two ♪
♪ One two three four ♪
(siren blaring)
- God damn it!
♪ Let's get naked ♪
- Go go go go, go go.
- Regular day in the office.
- This is where we work.
- [All] Poop dollar!
(laughing)
- Come on, come on, come on.
(coughing)
- It would be like an honor
if you'd like, smoke with us.
- Thank you.
(spitting)
- It's so hot in
my (beeping) mouth!
My (beeping) throat!
- Who does the best
face right before
you're about to get killed?
- Go, go.
- Let me see.
- Hey grandma, it's me, Ricky.
Yeah, I'm selling
magazines for school again,
so I need a little bit of money.
- Ethel, this is the spirit
of your dead husband.
They won't release me from hell
unless you buy some steaks.
- Yeah now, real quick,
I'm gonna need the
expiration date
and the three digit
code on the back.
That is very good, Doris,
you passed your
Alzheimer's test,
thank you very
much, and I got her!
(laughing)
- You guys are too funny.
- We are, aren't we?
- Yeah, do more.
(steady beat boxing)
(upbeat music)
(alarm ringing)
- Ow!
- Morning, champ.
(laughing)
(thudding)
(gasping)
- Funny how things work out.
(blowing)
(coughing)
- Flour power, dude.
- Anders, why are
you messing around?
We're gonna be late for work.
- What is going on?
Why are you guys doing this?
- Why do I love my mom so much?
- Why do kids start at
different reading levels?
- Why are girls pretty?
- Why do I get sleepy
after I touch myself?
- No more pranks, okay?
We're not in college
anymore, we're grown-ups!
So act like it!
Just, just act like
grown-ups please, okay?
Thank you.
(door thudding)
Ow!
Oh, oh, this is not even funny!
- Oh, what are you
gonna break on through
to the other side?
Jim Morrison, The Doors.
'Cause of the,
it's a door frame.
(steady beat boxing)
- Oh boys, it's a shame.
Alice is gonna have
to cancel the mixer.
- It's actually
not a mixer, Blake.
If anything, it's
like a office party
or a brunch with activities,
and why would Alice cancel it?
- Okay well here's
one pitch why.
- He's got a pitch.
- Okay what is it?
- No, that, it's a pun, okay?
Just look at the
pitching machine, man.
- What do you mean it's...
- Alright, hit it.
(thudding)
- Ow, my eyes!
Who put fruit in
the ball return?
- There he is.
(cell phone ringing)
Blake?
(Blake laughing)
What's up, man?
What's your end game?
- There is no end
game, Adam, alright?
Now stick around.
- He says stick around.
(Blake laughing)
Make sure to stick around.
- Stick around
like the stickers--
- Hold me in your
arms, Mother Velcro.
- The Velcro wall.
- Velcro wall.
- What's happening?
(air hissing)
Oh god, help, help!
It's deflating!
- Jillian!
- Help!
Alice, come on!
(suspenseful music)
Oh dear god, it's
swallowing me whole.
- Jillian, I know it's hard,
but you have to work
with me here, alright?
- God!
- Alice, you really gotta...
- What is that, is that my skin?
- No, it's--
- Is that the Velcro
or my skin?
- Stop screaming in my ear!
(yelling)
Oh, my panties are out.
- Okay.
- Come on.
- Kind of anticlimactic.
- Come on.
- Alright.
- [Anders] You see this?
- [Adam] I still got
teriyaki on my fingers.
(gasping)
What the?
- It's Blake, he's here.
(cell phone ringing)
(suspenseful music)
You're on speakerphone.
(Blake laughing)
- What's up, Adam's here.
- It's Adam and Ders,
and listen up, okay?
It's Menergy's big day,
and you are ruining it because
you're freaking our crowd out!
- Oh I'm sorry, Ders.
Am I sapping all the
Menergy from you guys?
Oh, I hope you have the
schrimpf to play the gig,
otherwise it's
really gonna stink.
- Who says stupid
stuff like schrimpf?
- I'm like Thor's
uncle up in here.
(banging)
Oh, damn it!
- No, no!
(suspenseful music)
- Drop the hammer!
(banging)
- Got it!
- Nice!
- Oh!
I've always wanted to
hold a hammer like this.
- That was close.
- That was cool, right?
- Hey, don't you see me
trying to ring this bell
like Bart Simpson's neck?
- Well it's a good
thing you didn't, look.
- One of Karl's classic
home-made stink bombs.
- Whatever.
(cell phone ringing)
- It's Blake.
(clapping)
(suspenseful music)
- Congratulations.
You stopped 'Tez.
But I've got more up my sleeve.
(steady beat boxing)
- Check this out.
We gave the floors a special
polish with bacon grease.
- Boom.
(laughing)
- It looks great.
- Smells weird.
- So listen, you guys
ready for the show?
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Michael, please do the honors.
- With pleasure.
(alarm ringing)
- No no no no.
- What is going on?
- Run, run, this whole
place is gonna burn down!
- Oh, faster!
(thudding)
- Ow, my back!
- Bam bam bam bam bam.
- It's definitely broken.
My L3 is shattered.
- Dude, how amazing is this?
- Yeah, it's...
Oh, Alice, Alice.
(toilet flushing)
- Go go go, everyone,
go, go go go.
- What is happening?
- No snitching, no snitching.
- Where's Jillian?
(alarm ringing)
- Pile up on the floor-oh-five.
(steady beat boxing)
(people chattering)
(light music)
(whooshing)
(slurping)
(laughing)
- Yo what up, world?
It's us, the main
office prankters,
in conjunction with--
- What up, fam!
- And we about to
pull the ultimate
main office prank in the world.
- That's right, so we got LSD,
MDMA, and special K,
all up in their coffee,
because it's a clap back.
- Oh, Bill's feeling it!
(laughing)
(eerie music)
- Anybody else
feeling hot in here?
- It's like looking through
a different alternate universe.
- Ugh.
- I'm losing my mind.
I'm seeing demons, no.
No!
- That is not good,
that is not good at all.
- My eyes, I can't see!
- My heart is about to pop!
- It's not going good.
Jerry, what's popping?
- Oh.
Oh shit!
- What's popping Jerry?
- Oh!
- Yo, they're like, OD-ing.
- Their old hearts
couldn't handle it, guys.
- This is bad.
- We could go to jail for this.
- Yep.
- What do you mean yep?
- We won't snitch,
we won't snitch.
- Hey, don't worry about it.
That's on us, okay?
You guys, you get out of here,
you got your whole lives
ahead of you, right?
So just run, get out of here,
because sometimes,
clap backs clap back.
- I mean, this is on us.
- We appreciate everything
you taught us, old dog.
- I'm not an old dog.
- Yeah, alright.
- Okay, I'm not old though.
- Get the chance.
- Yo man, you old
guys are heroes, man.
- Not old.
- You may think
this is goodbye, but
this is great-bye.
- Yeah.
- You'll live in
my heart forever.
- Just go, just go!
- Get out of here, man.
- Just go!
- I liked you the least.
- Just go.
- Just hit the jets.
- Oh my gosh, you guys
did such a great job!
(clapping)
(laughing)
- Wayman, come on up.
- Wow, DeeDee, I am impressed.
- You feel like you've
lost some weight.
- Good acting, that
was really good stuff.
- Unbelievable.
- You guys are officially
the JV Main Officer Pranksters.
- Seriously.
- Congrats.
- Hey, how are we the JV?
That was my idea.
- Yeah but you guys are like
the nerd losers of the office.
We're cool.
- Yeah.
- You weren't in charge,
that's why it worked.
- Hold on.
I think 69 man's taking a nap.
Hey bud.
- Oh yeah, come on.
- Prank's over.
He's a ham.
69 man.
- That's varsity material.
- 69 man.
- [Adam] Hey, 69 man.
- Come on.
Get up.
- 69 man.
69 man.
69 man.
(ominous music)
(screaming)
(steady beat boxing)
♪ I'm fresh ♪
♪ You gotta you
gotta you gotta ♪
♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
♪ I'm fresh ♪
♪ You gotta you
gotta you gotta ♪
♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
