I am entitled to a woman
bring her to me
Alright so
I'm sure you've all heard
of involuntary celibates
or the perma-virgins of Reddit
they got banned
a couple of weeks ago
for erm
basically advocating the killing of women
what?
Yeah Rhianna
so fucking watch out
how have I not found this place?
yeah honestly I didn't see eye to eye with them
until you said that
it sucks to be an incel named Chad
every time I see people use Chad
it hurts a little bit
so in case you didn't know their use of
the word Chad
is to mean like
it's like their stereotypical word for like
the perfect man
I would literally murder my parents if
it meant I would get a loving girlfriend
AH
yeah Saint Elliot Rodgers
would be 25 today
I knew he was like their fucking Superman
this is
this i-
all right so hold on a second
that's how I sound in bed
who...
oh fuck me
yeah Rhianna
if I could just
interrupt this for a second
I would be totally on board
alright get this
so some chick
and they put like a padded bra on
so it looks like I'm getting a nice handful
and that's okay?
and I'm a fucking loser?
okay I think
There'll be a commenter there'll be a commenter dude
just look for him
yeah there'll be one guy out there and
me and him are gonna high five and start up a new incel board
we're gonna call it erm we're gonna call it
there we are
it's made it's made you can now go on r/samsincels
yo yo put that on the new incel board
rape goat
wait is the guys name Normies Must Suffer?
I like that
did I read that wrong?
did I fuck that up?
or like does it
I don't even- no wonder this guy isn't having any sex
he's fucking
he's got downs syndrome what's wrong with him?
If I ever get to the point of getting a child
and it is a female
it is going straight into the garbage
Jesus Christ
I didn't think about it like that
I guarantee that like 99 percent of these guys have a
fucked up relationship with their mother
I think the problem is all of these Incels are looking for someone to replace mummy
and all they're getting are these girls that are going around you know
basically doing what they want to be doing
and so they're attributing this to
mother wouldn't be doing that
and it's annoying them I think
yeah
yeah I understand where they're coming from now because like
you know and you're like
what's up with that?
I'll have to make my own board
oh wait I already did
everyone go subscribe to samsincels
for incels of an average IQ
only if I get to be General Sams pet
by the way being my pet would be really shitty because like
once I hit like 25 my libido I just threw it in the garbage can so
you'll just be making me like
chicken parm
and hot pockets
and
and buying me ginger ale and shit at the store all day
it'd just be food
that's all it'd be
[claps]
Rhianna
chicken parm please
so I kinda want dudes to jack off in my face
you're just like hey I'm rock hard I'm looking at this guys ass
why not?
