- Look at him go, bro!
- (clears throat) Even my throat's
like rejecting it.
- It's like, you ain't 
swallowing any of that,
chew all you want bitch,
it ain't going down.
(both laugh)
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) Alright, well, 
more than any other challenge
we've done here before,
I hope you brought your appetite today
because you're going to be eating
a lot of burgers.
- Oh my gosh, yes, yes, yes!
- A lot of burgers, yay!
- Ooh, something I'm good at!
- You lie!
- Let's go, I like being fat.
Fat is like...
- Really, little boy, please.
- It's great.
- (FBE) So there is gonna be
a little bit of strategy to this.
- Okay.
- (FBE) So we've taken a list
of all the top fast food chains
by total sales.
- Ooh.
- (FBE) And so we've got
the one burger
from each of the top 10 
on the list.
- I'm so excited.
- There are 10 places
that serve hamburgers?
- I know, right?
- (FBE) Okay, so here's 
how this will work.
First we'll get your guess for 
what the top 10 chains are in order.
- Oh, that's fun.
- Ooh, I like that.
- That's really fun.
- I like that, okay.
- (FBE) You can decide to pass
on any round and keep going,
and the reactor 
who eats the most burgers
wins a Get Out Of Punishment Free card
for an upcoming challenge.
- Ooh!
- Oh.
- I've seen that one!
- (FBE) First, please write down
which U.S. fast food chains
you think are on the list.
Since some of these places
aren't local,
we'll eliminate Whataburger,
Hardee's, Culver's, Steak and Shake,
and Checkers from this list.
- Whataburger's over hyped,
honestly too, so it's all good.
- I think Whataburger's
over hyped too, 
my roommate loves Whataburger.
- Texas people wanna come at us.
- (FBE) Can you put the rest in order
from highest sales to lowest,
you'll get a point 
for each correct placement.
- Gotcha, gotcha.
- I don't even know 
if I can name 10 places.
Okay. (laughs)
- I'm trying to think of whose
commercials I see the most.
Whose signs I see the most,
and which restaurants I see the most.
- Okay, that's 10,
I'm gonna go with that.
(Shelly laughs)
'Cause this is impossible.
- (FBE) The burger we have first
is Shake Shack,
number 10 on our list.
- Oh, Shake Shack.
- Oh, I forgot about Shake Shack.
- I have Shake Shack, but higher.
(buzzer rings)
- Shake Shack's a pretty good burger.
- This is a small burger.
- Okay.
I know, it's a little guy.
- Yeah, I feel like,
even when you look at it,
you're like ooh, that's a good 
quality burger if you compare it
to some of the other fast food chains.
It's not bad.
- Pretty good, you know?
Not bad at all.
- I'm full.
- What sucks, yeah, is that
these aren't cheeseburgers.
That's gonna definitely make it
a little bit harder.
- Ready for another burger.
- I'm almost there. (laughs)
- Let's go!
- Hold please.
(Ashby laughs)
- I'm ready for another burger.
- Good for you. (laughs)
- (FBE) Alright, well number nine 
on our list is White Castle!
Here's one of their original sliders.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God, I love White Castle!
I will eat White Castle all day!
- I've actually never had
a White Castle.
- Yo!
- I had them at eight.
(buzzer rings)
- Have I had them before?
- Wow, these, this is like a slider.
- I'm gonna slide this right down
my mouth!
- Oh my God!
(Ashby laughs)
- Pretty good!
- And then, at White Castle,
when you order them,
it comes in a giant suitcase.
- See, I've had so many of these...
- I could do this one.
- I'm willing to let you take it.
- Yeah, I really like the size of it,
it's like, it's cute, you know?
Normally when you're eating burgers,
it's like, you can't take someone
out on a date to get burgers,
'cause they're messy.
But this, you can just like
pop it in and you're good.
(bell rings)
- (FBE) Alright, two down.
- Oh my God, that was so good.
- I'm good. (laughs)
She's like...
- Yes!
- Another White Castle please?
- Yeah, I only want White Castle now.
- (FBE) Next up is number eight
on our list, In-N-Out.
- Damn, I had In-N-Out at number six!
- Eight, I had it at one.
(buzzer rings)
- Shut up!
- Aw man, oh, we're about
to eat In-N-Out now?
- In-N-Out burgers are good.
I love the like, the special sauce.
- It's just full of salt,
and I know I'm gonna feel awful,
so I'll take a break,
you eat that, but I'll smell it.
- We could both skip.
- You wanna skip on this one?
I'm down to skip In-N-Out.
In-N-Out is only good one way,
and it has to have cheese on it.
If not, it's not an In-N-Out burger.
- The most burgers, 
like normal size I've had, like this,
I think I've had eight at once before.
Yeah.
- I'm still feeling okay,
I'm like oh, I can still keep going.
- We have seven more.
- I'm not thinking about that.
(Shelly laughs)
Oh God.
- I am full already.
- You're full already?
- Like the last bite
of the White Castle,
I was like this is sitting on my chest
like it's not gonna fit in my stomach.
(bell rings)
- Yeah!
Three down!
- Okay.
- Nice job.
- I think we've run through
all the ones I'm willing to eat.
- Oh! (laughs)
- (FBE) Alright, our next burger
comes from Five Guys.
- Five Guys, dang it!
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God,
how did I forget about Five Guys?
It's one of my favorites.
- I also literally did,
I literally just ate this,
like last week.
- Ugh, this one is a little like,
'cause it's got some heft to it,
so I'm like woof.
- It does.
- Legit, I'm eating like 10,000 
calories today, like [bleep] it.
- It's a dry burger!
You guys!
Everything that I didn't want
on In-N-Out,
and then nothing on this one.
- This burger doesn't even feel
worth eating through.
Not only is it just 
not a good looking burger,
it's a plain burger.
- (FBE) So that's how we actually
arrived all these burgers.
We went to each restaurant
and said what is your most
basic burger, and we got it.
- Mmm.
- (FBE) That's what Five Guys gave us.
- Okay, I'm gonna decline,
'cause I always feel sick after these.
- The bread's so fat,
you know what I mean?
- It's dense.
- Yeah, it's dense, thank you!
- It's dense, bro.
- Thank you, it's so dense.
- Here's where things get difficult.
- I'm passing on the Five Guys.
I know I'm not making it to 10.
- I really wanna make it to 10.
- Can I do it?
I feel like there are like,
flatter burgers out there
I could do.
- You can do it.
- (laughs) Yeah.
No thank you.
- I think I'm just so hungry
that I don't really care
about the taste,
I'm just eating just to eat,
'cause I'm hungry.
- You're still hungry?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- It sounds difficult to eat. (laughs)
- This one's rough.
Dip it in the water.
(Shelly laughs)
- He's doing so good. (laughs)
Look at him go, bro!
- I think I'm done.
- Really?
(bell rings)
- I was feeling fine,
until I ate that burger.
(Shelly laughs)
That one's the one 
that's gonna kill me.
- (FBE) Alright, here's Carl's Jr.
- My God!
- I totally forgot!
(bell rings)
- Carl's!
They got a pretty decent burger.
(buzzer rings)
- Wow, this looks exactly like...
Ooh, there's cheese on it!
- It looks surprisingly the same.
- There's cheese on it, yes!
- See, I already secured the point.
- Look it...
- So I think I'm gonna pass
on the actual food this time.
- Oh!
- I don't want to. (laughs)
- I can't believe 
I'm gonna eat all these.
I cannot believe.
- (FBE) Ethan, are you passing?
- Yeah, 'cause I've had 
better Carl's Jr. burgers.
- Yeah.
- (FBE) Giving up, Kendelle?
- Bro, I can't do this.
- I'm literally gonna move 
the onions to the front
so I can get rid of 'em quickly.
- It's just gonna be all onions.
- Don't talk about my process.
- (laughs) I'm just, heads up!
- Ugh, okay, here we go.
- Ugh.
- I had a Carl's Jr. burger
every day my sophomore year.
Every day for lunch.
- (FBE) Are you gonna finish?
(Ashby laughs)
- No, oh God, ugh!
What? (laughs)
What is the matter with you?
- I don't really taste 
anything anymore.
- Oh God!
- I'm gonna use this episode
as a flex.
I don't mean to brag, 
but I ate 10 burgers.
- Have you ever eaten 10 burgers?
(bell rings)
- (FBE) Alright, we'll come grab
your burgers.
Ashby, that's five.
- Ugh.
- I ate the pickle though,
if you noticed!
I like pickles.
- (FBE) So your number five burger
comes from Jack In The Box.
- I..
- I had Jack's on the list,
but it's not in the right spot.
(bell rings)
- Jack In The Box 
is above In-N-Out? (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (both) Oh!
- This is good old Jumbo Jack, man.
- Yeah, this is small.
- I lived off these as a kid.
- Ew, look at how much mayo
they put on it!
- See, that's my jam.
- I have never in my life,
ever in my life,
had a Jack In The Box burger.
- Really?
- I'm gonna get,
this one's so small.
- This one was good too,
that has like some mayo
and ketchup in there.
- Yeah, we still got four to go.
I'm yeah.
- You're not, yeah.
- I'm in no rush. (laughs)
- Oh my God.
Why do y'all hate me?
- I don't want it.
Do I?
- Do what your heart desires.
- No I ate so much bread,
I went to Panera Bread. (laughs)
- Gas bubbles going on.
- Nope!
- Like burping, burping, burping.
Air bubbles,
I gotta get those out.
- No!
- So I can make more room 
for this burger.
- (FBE) Alright Alberto,
you giving up?
- I'm gonna veto it, bro.
- I cannot eat any more onions.
- Yeah man, 
we OD'd on onions for sure.
- My body's literally like
"bitch, what are you doing?"
- Yeah, it's struggling!
- This is getting hard.
It's like getting like...
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- It's just gross at this point.
- Mm-hmm. (laughs)
- Actually it was gross at like three.
(laughs)
- Hey!
- Mm-hmm.
- (FBE) Kristine, you get a point!
(bell rings)
- Hey!
- Yay!
- I want the next one.
- Wait, give me a sec.
- (FBE) Ready for burger number seven?
- No.
- (FBE) Alright, next up, we have
the number four burger,
this is Sonic.
- What?
(buzzer rings)
- I totally forgot about Sonic.
- Sonic?
- You had it on there! (laughs)
I saw that!
- I totally forgot about 
that place too.
- Sonic!
- I don't think I've ever
had a Sonic hamburger before.
- I have, you're not missing anything.
- And...
- Well that's a nice tomato though.
- This is actually not
a bad looking burger.
- Heavy onions.
- That's what I was thinking.
- A lot of mayo.
- Oh, there's onions in here.
- Ugh dude.
- Look at all that mayo.
Look at it!
- Ew, that's gross!
- Look at it!
- This bun is like...
- I mean, it's like a half pound bun.
- (clears throat) I think my throat's
like rejecting it.
(Shelly laughs)
- I'm curious, I've never had
a Sonic burger in my life.
This is a new experience for me.
- I have.
I go to Sonic just for their ice,
I'm not even gonna lie.
I order bags of ice from there.
(whispers) They have the best ice.
- This one's good!
- Oh God.
- I'm passing, because I stand
a better chance on the others.
- There's something about like
knowing that if I get through this one
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- (FBE) Then you gotta only 
eat three burgers.
- If you do that,
just don't throw up on me.
- There's just only 
three hamburgers left.
- (FBE) Are you gonna pass?
- You know, I've passed on it
five times before,
this is gonna be six.
- Nah.
- Something about Sonic.
- (both) No.
(both laugh)
- This is gonna make me vomit.
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna
pass on this one.
I thought it was good,
then the aftertaste kicked in.
- It's too big.
I don't think I can do it.
I'm gonna just pass,
for my own...
- Health and safety,
'cause we care now.
- Health, right, yeah.
You know, after six burgers,
really gotta start thinking 
about my health. (laughs)
- (FBE) So the number three chain
on our list is Wendy's.
- (both) This is Wendy's?
- Yay!
- Dang!
- See the square?
- Yeah, see.
Now you're only one point away!
- I knew what it was
as soon as I saw the square.
- They do have squares.
- Ooh, this is looking
really tasty actually.
- Oh, I had Wendy's at six.
(Ashby burps)
- Do not puke.
- Just clearing out.
- (FBE) I don't know if I heard that
or felt that.
(Ashby burps)
(Ashby laughs)
- Had some bass to it.
(Kristine sighs)
- Just looking at it 
is making it worse.
- I mean, I got a point, right?
- You did, yeah, you got it right.
- I'm actually kinda hungry again.
(record scratches)
- I'm sitting here like
can I kill this thing right now?
- It's just small.
- If he's trying,
I might as well try.
- This is actually really bad.
I don't know what happened.
- Yeah, like the Carl's Jr.
situation is happening to me again.
- And if I eat it and you don't...
- I'ma pass.
I put my tongue on it,
and I was like no, don't do it.
Don't do it.
- (laughs) I don't know if I can.
- I feel like you could do it,
'cause it's so small, you know?
- It's good too.
- But also,
I don't wanna do that to myself today.
(laughs)
- Are you gonna be able
to finish this whole thing though
is the real question.
- Mmm, that's the question.
The competitive side of me
is like "do it!"
- If I make it though this,
I don't know if I can do any more.
- He's going!
You got this.
Supportive quotes, ready?
Just do it, Shia LaBeouf.
Okay, okay. (laughs)
- Yeah, I think that Wendy's
is starting to top me off.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh God.
- Dear Jesus.
(Shelly laughs)
Ugh, oh God.
(Shelly snorts)
- (FBE) Kendelle, I thought you said
you wanted to get 
at least five points!
- I did, there's no way
I can eat three burgers.
I thought at least I could have
at least one or two on the list.
(bell rings)
(Mikaela laughs)
- (FBE) You got this?
- Mm-hmm.
(bell rings)
- There's still a pickle there.
- Oh my God, I hate pickles.
[Bleep]!
- You gotta finish the burger!
- (FBE) Alright, you ready
for the next burger?
(both laugh)
Alright, number two on our list,
we've got Burger King.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh!
- I just, I never expected
these companies to be
so high on the list.
- It's so much smaller!
- Look how misleading it is.
- It's so much smaller.
- Oh, a giant exciting pickle.
- Oh this is tiny.
- Oh, yo!
- What happened to the King?
- Wait, I probably could have
ate the other one.
- This is so small!
- Burger King's also generally
very eh.
- I'm just surprised it's
so high on the list.
- I'm getting to that point
where I'm, (clears throat)
I feel like there's food
right here.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can't even talk.
- It's just...
(Ashby gags)
- I think I should probably
just pass on this one.
I think like, I could eat more,
but maybe eating like eight burgers
is not good for one's body.
(Ethan scoffs)
- I'm gonna pass on this
Burger King burger.
- I think I'm gonna pass 
on this one too.
It just, like, there's just some,
I really feel like
presentation's a thing.
- Burger King's okay,
but I really just don't trust
in my body's ability.
- Dude, you don't wanna, I can't.
- To eat another burger.
- Pass.
- It tastes like charcoal.
- X!
Tastes like charcoal.
- Oh God, I just don't even,
I don't know where it's gonna go.
- It's not.
- I just have like no room.
Mmm, it is a good hamburger.
- It's not terrible.
- I like Burger King hamburgers.
(laughs)
- (laughs) Oh God.
- Okay, I'm just, 
I'm tapping out on that one.
That's it.
- (FBE) Alright, number one 
is McDonald's!
- Hey, I actually got that one right!
- Oh, why didn't I put that,
I don't know why.
- Number one, Micky D's!
- I don't know why I put
In-N-Out first,
I think I was just writing out
like oh, I know that one.
- Damn, this just looks like
two pieces of bread!
(Shelly scoffs)
- Like I might be able
to just get one more in.
I feel like the folks at home
right now are like
come on Ashby, do it, do it!
- They are rooting for you!
- (FBE) What do you guys think?
Final burger, are either of you
going for the win?
- I'ma show you why I'm not.
First off, what is this?
- I would've gone for this
if I wasn't so awfully full right now.
- She has this one
and then she ties, right?
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh my God,
I have to eat it now.
- Should I just like mess with her
and just eat it, just to win.
- He's totally gonna wait
till I get to the end,
'cause he finishes a burger
in two bites.
- Nah, I could not,
I got the point for there, I'm good.
- I don't need it.
I'm okay with the two points I have.
- (burps) Mmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I mean, it's a McDonald's hamburger.
- Ooh!
- It's nasty, but it's my childhood.
- Ah, okay.
My stomach feels 
so terrible right now.
- Seriously, my mouth
is like rejecting.
- My brain rejected most
of the bites after.
- It's like, you ain't swallowing
any of that,
chew all you want bitch,
it ain't going down.
(both laugh)
- Alright, here we go.
Last bite.
(sighs)
(Shelly laughs)
♪ (triumphant music) ♪
- That makes me feel pukey.
- I'm glad you could be here for it.
- Yeah, I'm glad I could be here too.
- Can finish in like 30 seconds.
- I'm so gonna hate myself.
- Dude, tomorrow, 
your stomach's gonna hurt.
- Why am I doing this?
(bell rings)
- Hey, she did it, woo!
- I will be regretting this
for many, many days.
- (FBE) Mikaela predicted more,
but in the end,
you guys ate the same 
number of burgers.
- It was tied, it was tied.
- Good game, good game.
- That's really bad for my body.
- That's so crazy.
- My health.
- I feel like we really didn't
win this one though,
I feel like you definitely lost,
for sure, like,
on the inside, we definitely lost.
We're dying right now.
It's too much burger.
I'm not gonna lie,
I'm still hungry.
- He ate four burgers,
and he said he's still hungry.
- Yeah, I'm still pretty,
I'm still pretty hungry. (laughs)
- (FBE) You've accomplished 
quite a feat today,
and so I think you have
more than earned
your Get Out Of Punishment Free card.
- Nice.
- That's so nice!
- Nice.
- Aw, this is so good.
Ugh, it was worth it.
- (FBE) Was it?
- No.
(both laugh)
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especially our SuperFam
for watching us eat
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- (both) Deuces!
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