-Last week on LearningTown.
Ha ha.
-Paul and Storm threw a sausage
party, so the search
for the princess was on.
The auditions went bad.
Cookie got really mad.
Now she's stuck with the crown
and the wand in LearningTown.
Yeah!
COOKIE: Guys, we've been at this
for about a month now.
So it's time to talk ratings.
These are the LearningTown
ratings when Learning Larry
was alive and A learned.
But then when you
guys took over--
but with the introduction of
the Wand-A character, we
showed the tiniest
bit of growth.
STORM: My god!
The line is going back up.
PAUL: It's all uphill
from here!
TEDDY: But not in
a difficult way.
STORM: Clear eyes.
PAUL: Full hearts.
PAUL AND STORM AND TEDDY:
Can't lose!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COOKIE: Sorry, guys.
We didn't win, because these
are Hikky Burr's ratings.
STORM: Ouch.
COOKIE: It's not enough
to maintain.
We need to beat Hikky Burr
like a rented step car.
Sorry.
I'm not great at tough talk.
So how are we going
to do this?
STORM: But how?
PAUL: A 1-800 merch hotline?
COOKIE: No.
TEDDY: Less pants?
COOKIE: No.
Just observe.
This is from a few years back
when me, Ace, and Karen were
just screwing around in my
garage making videos for my
nieces and nephews.
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
-Hurp, durp, hurp, durp.
Ah!
There's a bee in my costume!
-What?
-There's a bee in my costume!
Get it out, get it out!
Help me, help me!
[BLEEP]
[END VIDEO PLAYBACK]
COOKIE: That video got over a
million hits, and we got a
deal from the network to
make our own show.
Viral videos were and continue
to be an integral part of
Hikky Burr's success.
Any questions?
PAUL: Why were you dressed
like Lisa Left-Eye Lopes?
COOKIE: It was a popular
look at the time.
STORM: In 2010?
COOKIE: Question time is over.
We need viral videos to get
people excited about our show,
and we need them stat.
STORM: I don't know if
that's really in
the spirit of Learn--
COOKIE: Go forth and go viral.
[MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM]
PAUL: You're not going
to believe it.
COOKIE: All right, Paul.
Let's see what you got.
PAUL: You bet.
Singularity.
Unga, unga, unga, unga,
unga, unga.
Boring!
Normally, these babies
are $15 a piece.
But call in the next five
minutes, you'll
get four for $60.
STORM: I don't want to be
in your stupid video.
[COW MOOING]
-Milk.
PAUL: Part of this balanced
breakfast.
Mama, I'm pretty.
I am pretty girl.
[SOBBING]
PAUL: Buy it!
And then, I turned into bacon.
Paul and Storm dot--
Bacon.
It's funny, because I turned
into bacon at the end there.
COOKIE: You didn't mention
the show, not once.
PAUL: The what now?
STORM: OK.
My turn.
Learning is serious business,
but that didn't stop Learning
Larry from virally dumping the
oopsie bucket all over
LearningTown once in
a viral blue moon.
LEARNING LARRY: Wand-A, fetch
me my professor's bat.
WAND-A: Don't you mean
your professor's hat?
LEARNING LARRY: My, what
a humorous mistake.
STORM: Viral!
Classic viral Larry.
PAUL: Viral like contagion.
STORM: Your mom's an
infectious monkey.
PAUL: It's from "Outbreak,"
you idiot.
STORM: "Your Mom-meda Strain."
PAUL: Oh, "28 Your
Moms Later."
STORM: "Good Morning,
Viet-mom."
PAUL: Your "Mom-madeus."
STORM: "Mom-ster's Inc."
PAUL AND STORM: "Dr. Strangelove
colon Or How I
Learned To Stop Worrying
And Love Your Mom."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
TEDDY: Yeah!
A nothing party!
COOKIE: You guys.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[RIP]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CLAPS]
-Hey, gang.
We've been checking out
your YouTube channel.
Noticed you decided to get into
the old viral video biz.
COOKIE: And what of it?
-We just wanted to thank you
normals for helping us out
with our viral video.
-We just got 10 million hits.
Boo-ya!
Is boo-ya for ironic dooshya?
Or dooshya ironic?
-Dude, irony is so last week.
PAUL: What did he mean, help
them with their viral video?
-Oopsie bucket.
Oopsie bucket.
Oopsie bucket.
Oopsie bucket.
-There's a bee in my suit.
There's a bee in my suit!
Oh god!
COOKIE: I'd say we
tried, but in no
conceivable way did we try.
[LAUGHTER]
COOKIE: I got it, Ace.
You won.
PAUL: That's not nearly
self-referential enough for
Ace's laugh.
[LAUGHTER]
[VIDEO PLAYBACK]
-Three, two, one!
Ah!
[END VIDEO PLAYBACK]
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-So I guess it's my
opportunity to
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