
English: 
(whoosh)
(dramatic music)
- Holy shit, he actually did it.
- Steve, Steve, Steve
- Steve, Steve
- Xanathar sends it's regards.
- Floon!
- Welcome back to the quarantine games,
we are resuming our legendary quest of
Social Distancing and
Dungeons and Dragons,
we may be socially distant but through
the magic of make believe
we're all closer than ever.
(dramatic music)
- [Narrator] Last we met,
our brave heroes took to the
streets of Waterdeep to
track down Floon Blagmaar,
the missing friend of
their new acquaintance,
writer-celebrity Volothamp Geddarm.
After gathering some
intel at the aftermath
of a Zhentarim-Xanathar street scuffle,
they made their way down to the dock ward,
where a kindly merchant
pointed them in the
direction of Floon's
last known whereabouts,
a crusty drive bar by the
name of The Skewered Dragon.

English: 
(whoosh)
(dramatic music)
- Holy shit, he actually did it.
- Steve, Steve, Steve
- Steve, Steve
- Xanathar sends it's regards.
- Floon!
- Welcome back to the quarantine games,
we are resuming our legendary quest of
Social Distancing and
Dungeons and Dragons,
we may be socially distant but through
the magic of make believe
we're all closer than ever.
(dramatic music)
- [Narrator] Last we met,
our brave heroes took to the
streets of Waterdeep to
track down Floon Blagmaar,
the missing friend of
their new acquaintance,
writer-celebrity Volothamp Geddarm.
After gathering some
intel at the aftermath
of a Zhentarim-Xanathar street scuffle,
they made their way down to the dock ward,
where a kindly merchant
pointed them in the
direction of Floon's
last known whereabouts,
a crusty drive bar by the
name of The Skewered Dragon.

English: 
How are you doing?
Are you ready to,
is this a balm in
- Doing good right now.
these uneasy times.
- I find myself becoming Stephanos
in my day to day life, weirdly.
- Well, I feel like there's
a lot of overlap there,
you're a very positive person.
- Maybe?
- You radiate love for
people, is that fair to say?
- You know, the whole
story line of you know,
12 siblings, possibly true?
- Possibly.
- All dead?
- (scoffs) Gosh.
- Well this chair is uncomfortable,
I'm gonna switch this chair out.
- Okay, great might as well
get this out of the way.
- This has been helping
me get my aggression out.
I like being a mean lady.
- Yeah, it's fun right?
- Oh, it's so fun.
- I was having a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich
today out on the balcony,
and I realized that the
squirrel that I had been
seeing every morning was gone.
I don't know if that means he's sick now
or if he's practicing
social distancing, but,
- Didn't you have a funny
little name for him?
- Lenny.
- Lenny.
Okay, so I think
last we left off,
(laughter)

English: 
How are you doing?
Are you ready to,
is this a balm in
- Doing good right now.
these uneasy times.
- I find myself becoming Stephanos
in my day to day life, weirdly.
- Well, I feel like there's
a lot of overlap there,
you're a very positive person.
- Maybe?
- You radiate love for
people, is that fair to say?
- You know, the whole
story line of you know,
12 siblings, possibly true?
- Possibly.
- All dead?
- (scoffs) Gosh.
- Well this chair is uncomfortable,
I'm gonna switch this chair out.
- Okay, great might as well
get this out of the way.
- This has been helping
me get my aggression out.
I like being a mean lady.
- Yeah, it's fun right?
- Oh, it's so fun.
- I was having a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich
today out on the balcony,
and I realized that the
squirrel that I had been
seeing every morning was gone.
I don't know if that means he's sick now
or if he's practicing
social distancing, but,
- Didn't you have a funny
little name for him?
- Lenny.
- Lenny.
Okay, so I think
last we left off,
(laughter)

English: 
you guys actually had just reached
the doorway of The Skewered Dragon,
and received a bit of a cold reception,
so let's pick up there.
The Skewered Dragon is
certainly no yawning portal,
as watering holes go it's
more of a slurpin' pit.
The handful of patrons seem
annoyed by your entrance
but quickly return to their own affairs.
A very hairy man behind the bar
gives you an unwelcoming nod.
- I think we should, what if I,
could I use one of my little spells here?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, spells already?
- It's a friend spell,
makes him my friend.
- Oh well, lets do a perception check.
What if they're not
actually upset with us?
- Sure, I guess we can
do a perception check.
- I rolled a 14,
and then I have a plus two.
- There's not a lot of people here,
again they're kinda chattin'
in tight little groups.
There appears to be a bard,
tuning his instrument up on
a little makeshift stage.
There's a bartender behind the
- Ah, fellow bard.
bar and he, and as I said,
does not look very friendly.

English: 
you guys actually had just reached
the doorway of The Skewered Dragon,
and received a bit of a cold reception,
so let's pick up there.
The Skewered Dragon is
certainly no yawning portal,
as watering holes go it's
more of a slurpin' pit.
The handful of patrons seem
annoyed by your entrance
but quickly return to their own affairs.
A very hairy man behind the bar
gives you an unwelcoming nod.
- I think we should, what if I,
could I use one of my little spells here?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, spells already?
- It's a friend spell,
makes him my friend.
- Oh well, lets do a perception check.
What if they're not
actually upset with us?
- Sure, I guess we can
do a perception check.
- I rolled a 14,
and then I have a plus two.
- There's not a lot of people here,
again they're kinda chattin'
in tight little groups.
There appears to be a bard,
tuning his instrument up on
a little makeshift stage.
There's a bartender behind the
- Ah, fellow bard.
bar and he, and as I said,
does not look very friendly.

English: 
And in the crowd there's maybe
like three or four people.
Not a whole lot of people, but again,
most people are sort of
keeping to their own,
and avoiding making eye contact with you.
- Lemme ask you this narrator,
how good is this bard?
- Probably better than you.
- Is he better than me?
I doubt it, this guy looks like a hack.
- He's got a beautiful lute,
and some beautiful flowing robes.
- Wow.
- He looks like a fairly serious artist.
- It's okay Steve, you seem to have
quite the skills.
- I doubt it.
I heard you sing last
episode, you were pretty good,
you know, you're pretty good.
- Don't patronize me, Stephanos.
I don't really need to
hear your fake (laughs)
- I am for real, you
made my insides tingle.
- What?!
(laughter)
- What the hell are you
talking about Stephan?
- Alrighty let's get a table, won't we?
- Yeah, let's get a table.
- Despite that last statement,
sure let's get a table.
- You sit down to the table, and again,
no one is talking to
you, the bartender is not

English: 
And in the crowd there's maybe
like three or four people.
Not a whole lot of people, but again,
most people are sort of
keeping to their own,
and avoiding making eye contact with you.
- Lemme ask you this narrator,
how good is this bard?
- Probably better than you.
- Is he better than me?
I doubt it, this guy looks like a hack.
- He's got a beautiful lute,
and some beautiful flowing robes.
- Wow.
- He looks like a fairly serious artist.
- It's okay Steve, you seem to have
quite the skills.
- I doubt it.
I heard you sing last
episode, you were pretty good,
you know, you're pretty good.
- Don't patronize me, Stephanos.
I don't really need to
hear your fake (laughs)
- I am for real, you
made my insides tingle.
- What?!
(laughter)
- What the hell are you
talking about Stephan?
- Alrighty let's get a table, won't we?
- Yeah, let's get a table.
- Despite that last statement,
sure let's get a table.
- You sit down to the table, and again,
no one is talking to
you, the bartender is not

English: 
seemingly interested in serving you,
so, you're at a table.
- Okay, well we should probably
find out some information,
Steve do you want to go
talk to the bard, or?
- Here's the thing, we need
to get that bartender's
attention, so, I'd love
to take out my crossbow
and aim it right at the glass
- Whoa!
that the bartender has in his hand.
- (laughs)
- [Narrator] Okay.
- I don't like the way he's looking at me,
and frankly I think this
is the best way for me to
kill two birds with one stone,
I could intimidate that
shitty bard on stage,
and I could show this bartender
who actually runs this bar, Steve.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Steve runs this bar?
- Okay.
You take out your crossbow,
and you point it at the bartender,
he looks up, and says "Oh, whoa, whoa.
"What do you think you're doin here?"
- I'm about to fire this crossbow!
- Why don't you roll
an intimidation check?
- Ah shit, looks like I rolled a five.

English: 
seemingly interested in serving you,
so, you're at a table.
- Okay, well we should probably
find out some information,
Steve do you want to go
talk to the bard, or?
- Here's the thing, we need
to get that bartender's
attention, so, I'd love
to take out my crossbow
and aim it right at the glass
- Whoa!
that the bartender has in his hand.
- (laughs)
- [Narrator] Okay.
- I don't like the way he's looking at me,
and frankly I think this
is the best way for me to
kill two birds with one stone,
I could intimidate that
shitty bard on stage,
and I could show this bartender
who actually runs this bar, Steve.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Steve runs this bar?
- Okay.
You take out your crossbow,
and you point it at the bartender,
he looks up, and says "Oh, whoa, whoa.
"What do you think you're doin here?"
- I'm about to fire this crossbow!
- Why don't you roll
an intimidation check?
- Ah shit, looks like I rolled a five.

English: 
Plus my three though, means
I got an eight so at the
very least I missed the glass
and I hit him in the arm or something?
- All right, so you raise your crossbow,
the bartender does not
look happy with you,
suddenly from behind you
someone grabs your crossbow,
and says "Hey, there's a
performance about to start.
"How 'bout you keep it
down, you little rat!"
and they throw your crossbow
across the bar to the bartender
and he says "If you pull
any stuff like that again,
"I'm gonna have you outta here.
"Why don't you pipe down
right now while we listen
"to our wonderful show, and
if you behave well enough,
"I'll give you this back
when all is said and done."
As the lights lower the
people around you start
hushing you and they
say "Will you be quiet!
"The candy man is about to go on!"
- The candy man?
- From the stage, the man
in his beautiful robes
and he has like one of
those little hair cuts where
he looks like a little
sort of prince or pauper.
- Oh brother, this guy really is a hack.
- He says "Hello, everyone it is me,

English: 
Plus my three though, means
I got an eight so at the
very least I missed the glass
and I hit him in the arm or something?
- All right, so you raise your crossbow,
the bartender does not
look happy with you,
suddenly from behind you
someone grabs your crossbow,
and says "Hey, there's a
performance about to start.
"How 'bout you keep it
down, you little rat!"
and they throw your crossbow
across the bar to the bartender
and he says "If you pull
any stuff like that again,
"I'm gonna have you outta here.
"Why don't you pipe down
right now while we listen
"to our wonderful show, and
if you behave well enough,
"I'll give you this back
when all is said and done."
As the lights lower the
people around you start
hushing you and they
say "Will you be quiet!
"The candy man is about to go on!"
- The candy man?
- From the stage, the man
in his beautiful robes
and he has like one of
those little hair cuts where
he looks like a little
sort of prince or pauper.
- Oh brother, this guy really is a hack.
- He says "Hello, everyone it is me,

English: 
"Candamere Whispen,
"the finest bard in all of Waterdeep,
"and I am here to play my sounds for you."
Everyone cheers, when he
starts to take out his lute,
and sing his little songs,
and understand there's no lyrics to them,
it's simply just,
almost like vocal jazz and he starts going
(scatting)
and people are rapt with
- Jesus Christ, make it stop.
attention, they're loving it.
- Wow, he's so good.
He's the best musician
- Unbelievable.
I've ever heard, I can't believe
I've never heard anything so good.
- Here's the thing Qez, I know
you're trying to get a rise
out of me because there's
no way you could enjoy this,
audio diarrhea that's coming
out of this man's mouth.
- Why don't you get up there Steve?
- You want me to get up there on stage
and embarrass this man?
- [Together] Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,
- Well now you're
interrupting the performance.
All right, if you want me to get up there
and show this man how it's done.

English: 
"Candamere Whispen,
"the finest bard in all of Waterdeep,
"and I am here to play my sounds for you."
Everyone cheers, when he
starts to take out his lute,
and sing his little songs,
and understand there's no lyrics to them,
it's simply just,
almost like vocal jazz and he starts going
(scatting)
and people are rapt with
- Jesus Christ, make it stop.
attention, they're loving it.
- Wow, he's so good.
He's the best musician
- Unbelievable.
I've ever heard, I can't believe
I've never heard anything so good.
- Here's the thing Qez, I know
you're trying to get a rise
out of me because there's
no way you could enjoy this,
audio diarrhea that's coming
out of this man's mouth.
- Why don't you get up there Steve?
- You want me to get up there on stage
and embarrass this man?
- [Together] Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,
- Well now you're
interrupting the performance.
All right, if you want me to get up there
and show this man how it's done.

English: 
- Yeah, get up there on
stage, get your lute out.
- Do it!
- Right there, it's next to you.
- All right, here's (laughs)
Oh my god. (laughs)
Alrighty, the guitar maybe
a little out of tune.
- The lute! The lute is out of tune!
- The lute maybe a little out of tune,
and I really haven't played that much so
you know, there's just a
couple things I'm working out,
this is just something
I've been kicking around.
- Why don't you roll, a performance check.
- Performance plus five,
it looks like I rolled a 25.
- Oh geez.
- Well, you can strum a few chords then
and sing a song for the crowd.
- Here's a song, I can't really sing
while playing at the same time,
it's kind of a coordination
thing that I'm working through,
I hurt my wrist earlier in the forest
when I was cutting some mushrooms.
- Oh my god, just play.
(guitar)

English: 
- Yeah, get up there on
stage, get your lute out.
- Do it!
- Right there, it's next to you.
- All right, here's (laughs)
Oh my god. (laughs)
Alrighty, the guitar maybe
a little out of tune.
- The lute! The lute is out of tune!
- The lute maybe a little out of tune,
and I really haven't played that much so
you know, there's just a
couple things I'm working out,
this is just something
I've been kicking around.
- Why don't you roll, a performance check.
- Performance plus five,
it looks like I rolled a 25.
- Oh geez.
- Well, you can strum a few chords then
and sing a song for the crowd.
- Here's a song, I can't really sing
while playing at the same time,
it's kind of a coordination
thing that I'm working through,
I hurt my wrist earlier in the forest
when I was cutting some mushrooms.
- Oh my god, just play.
(guitar)

English: 
- Yeah that's, I don't think I need to say
anymore than that, you know,
just a little simple
G-chord there. (laughs)
- The audience is,
is seemingly won over by
this performance despite it's simplicity,
perhaps it speaks to some
sort of complex emotion
that you tapped into,
even Candamere on stage,
a little tear drips
from his eye and he says
"It reminds me of my dead sister,
"you sir, are certainly a poet.
"Well after a performance like that,
"I don't think I should follow it up,
"I don't want to put you to shame, so,
"I'm going to go wax up
my lute a little bit,
"if that's a thing anybody does."
- Yeah I'm sure you are
going to go wax up your lute.
- Well it seems like the,
attitude in the room has
shifted in your favor a little bit.
So, maybe if you strike up a conversation
with one of these people,
they might be willing to help you,
track down your pal.

English: 
- Yeah that's, I don't think I need to say
anymore than that, you know,
just a little simple
G-chord there. (laughs)
- The audience is,
is seemingly won over by
this performance despite it's simplicity,
perhaps it speaks to some
sort of complex emotion
that you tapped into,
even Candamere on stage,
a little tear drips
from his eye and he says
"It reminds me of my dead sister,
"you sir, are certainly a poet.
"Well after a performance like that,
"I don't think I should follow it up,
"I don't want to put you to shame, so,
"I'm going to go wax up
my lute a little bit,
"if that's a thing anybody does."
- Yeah I'm sure you are
going to go wax up your lute.
- Well it seems like the,
attitude in the room has
shifted in your favor a little bit.
So, maybe if you strike up a conversation
with one of these people,
they might be willing to help you,
track down your pal.

English: 
- I'm going to do a perception check then.
Looks like I rolled a 13.
- Okay, well you can see
there's like four or five
people in the crowd here among the tables.
Most of them seem pretty friendly.
There's the bartender who looks,
a bit rough around the edges,
there's a little tiny fellow
over at a table with a big cap on,
there's a,
a very bulky,
sort of gnomish looking
woman over in the corner,
she's talking to
a very skinny man,
with no teeth.
- I would like to speak
to the lady in the corner
with the skinny man, with no teeth.
Let's go chat with them,
you know when you go with
a group of people it's a
little bit less intimidating.
- The woman seems a
little caught off guard
'cause this doesn't seem
like a very friendly,
sort of cheers type place, but,
she sees you, and the
group of you, and she says
"Hello,
"how are you all?"
- You know, we're doing
quite well we're just

English: 
- I'm going to do a perception check then.
Looks like I rolled a 13.
- Okay, well you can see
there's like four or five
people in the crowd here among the tables.
Most of them seem pretty friendly.
There's the bartender who looks,
a bit rough around the edges,
there's a little tiny fellow
over at a table with a big cap on,
there's a,
a very bulky,
sort of gnomish looking
woman over in the corner,
she's talking to
a very skinny man,
with no teeth.
- I would like to speak
to the lady in the corner
with the skinny man, with no teeth.
Let's go chat with them,
you know when you go with
a group of people it's a
little bit less intimidating.
- The woman seems a
little caught off guard
'cause this doesn't seem
like a very friendly,
sort of cheers type place, but,
she sees you, and the
group of you, and she says
"Hello,
"how are you all?"
- You know, we're doing
quite well we're just

English: 
stumbled upon this lovely
bar that we've entered.
Can you tell us a bit
more about this place,
The Skewered Dragon?
You know, is it a hot
spot here at the dock?
And do you see a lot of crime
happen here at The Skewered Dragon?
- "Yea, it's the dock ward dummy.
course there's crime out here." (laughs)
- Have you ever heard of
a character named Floon?
- "Its not in anybody's
best interest to be
"divulging information about whatcha seen
out here in the dock wards, so
I'm going to need a little more persuasion
if you want some details out of me."
- Alrighty, you know I
was unwilling to do this,
I really did not want to do this,
I'm going to use a persuasion on you.
And,
yes, yes, it is true,
when I was a young boy
they called me "Sexy
Stephanos", but then I realized
kind of like Peter Parker,

English: 
stumbled upon this lovely
bar that we've entered.
Can you tell us a bit
more about this place,
The Skewered Dragon?
You know, is it a hot
spot here at the dock?
And do you see a lot of crime
happen here at The Skewered Dragon?
- "Yea, it's the dock ward dummy.
course there's crime out here." (laughs)
- Have you ever heard of
a character named Floon?
- "Its not in anybody's
best interest to be
"divulging information about whatcha seen
out here in the dock wards, so
I'm going to need a little more persuasion
if you want some details out of me."
- Alrighty, you know I
was unwilling to do this,
I really did not want to do this,
I'm going to use a persuasion on you.
And,
yes, yes, it is true,
when I was a young boy
they called me "Sexy
Stephanos", but then I realized
kind of like Peter Parker,

English: 
I had a power within me
that I needed to use.
My Uncle Johnny,
would always, tell me with great,
with great body, comes
great responsibility.
So,
- Sounds like a creepy uncle.
- We're going to take off our jacket.
- Oh hell yeah,
- And show off my,
bangin' bod.
You know, I do break
stereotypes of my creature.
We're not known to be bangin' bods.
Now tell me, when I roll for persuasion,
look straight into my
bicep while I ask you,
- Now that you say that I'm checking my
wallet looks like I'm short a couple bills
because I got some
tickets to the gun show.
This is great.
- I can't help myself, I accidentally tip
Stephanos without even
realizing what I'm doing.
I just, I'm blinded.
- I think Qezza wants to bang Stephanos.
- I rolled a 13, I have
a plus four persuasion.

English: 
I had a power within me
that I needed to use.
My Uncle Johnny,
would always, tell me with great,
with great body, comes
great responsibility.
So,
- Sounds like a creepy uncle.
- We're going to take off our jacket.
- Oh hell yeah,
- And show off my,
bangin' bod.
You know, I do break
stereotypes of my creature.
We're not known to be bangin' bods.
Now tell me, when I roll for persuasion,
look straight into my
bicep while I ask you,
- Now that you say that I'm checking my
wallet looks like I'm short a couple bills
because I got some
tickets to the gun show.
This is great.
- I can't help myself, I accidentally tip
Stephanos without even
realizing what I'm doing.
I just, I'm blinded.
- I think Qezza wants to bang Stephanos.
- I rolled a 13, I have
a plus four persuasion.

English: 
What say you,
lady?
- Honestly this little lady
doesn't look that impressed.
In fact, her eyes sort
of start to wander a bit
but then you notice she
looks a little tipsy,
light headed, and sort
of falls and stumbles
and catches herself on the table.
And she goes "Hotchie-motchie,
"now those are some sweet,
sweet, muscles baby.
"Whatever you want to know,
I'm happy to divulge."
- Jesus (laughs)
- Do you know Floon?
- "Well, yes I've seen that guy around,
"he was here a few days
ago I think actually.
"He was with that celebrity guy."
- Volo?
- "Yeah, Volo, they
were gambling together,
"then Volo had to leave but
Floon stayed behind, and he,
"who was it that,
"oh it was, Renaer Neverember,
you know that guy?"
- No.

English: 
What say you,
lady?
- Honestly this little lady
doesn't look that impressed.
In fact, her eyes sort
of start to wander a bit
but then you notice she
looks a little tipsy,
light headed, and sort
of falls and stumbles
and catches herself on the table.
And she goes "Hotchie-motchie,
"now those are some sweet,
sweet, muscles baby.
"Whatever you want to know,
I'm happy to divulge."
- Jesus (laughs)
- Do you know Floon?
- "Well, yes I've seen that guy around,
"he was here a few days
ago I think actually.
"He was with that celebrity guy."
- Volo?
- "Yeah, Volo, they
were gambling together,
"then Volo had to leave but
Floon stayed behind, and he,
"who was it that,
"oh it was, Renaer Neverember,
you know that guy?"
- No.

English: 
- "Yeah, Renaer Neverember
showed up and the two
"of them had some, rounds of gambling."
Someone else in the bar hears
the name Renaer Neverember
mentioned, and they say
"A chip off the old block that
one, a pox upon his family!"
(spit noise) and he spits.
And someone else says "Just
another rich spoiled noble
who likes to rub our noses in it!"
Clearly not big fans of this Renaer fella.
- What does Renaer look like?
- Renaer? Oh, he actually
looks quite a bit like Floon.
They look like they could
be brothers honestly.
Hard to miss them, he's a rich rich man,
takes after his father.
- Tell me something ma'am,
does this Floon guy,
is he actually as handsome
as they say he is,
I'm just kind of curious.
- "I'd say he's pretty handsome,
"yeah, I'd say they both
were pretty handsome,
"as we said they looked pretty similar.
"Yeah they did some rounds of gambling,
"then they left and then I
saw these five burley fellas,
"they're wearing leather armor
and they followed him out

English: 
- "Yeah, Renaer Neverember
showed up and the two
"of them had some, rounds of gambling."
Someone else in the bar hears
the name Renaer Neverember
mentioned, and they say
"A chip off the old block that
one, a pox upon his family!"
(spit noise) and he spits.
And someone else says "Just
another rich spoiled noble
who likes to rub our noses in it!"
Clearly not big fans of this Renaer fella.
- What does Renaer look like?
- Renaer? Oh, he actually
looks quite a bit like Floon.
They look like they could
be brothers honestly.
Hard to miss them, he's a rich rich man,
takes after his father.
- Tell me something ma'am,
does this Floon guy,
is he actually as handsome
as they say he is,
I'm just kind of curious.
- "I'd say he's pretty handsome,
"yeah, I'd say they both
were pretty handsome,
"as we said they looked pretty similar.
"Yeah they did some rounds of gambling,
"then they left and then I
saw these five burley fellas,
"they're wearing leather armor
and they followed him out

English: 
"into the streets, and that's
the last I saw of them."
- As far as you're aware,
is Floon associated with either the,
Zhentarims or the Xanathars?
- "Oh, I don't know about that,
"but it wouldn't surprise me."
- What do you mean wouldn't surprise you?
- "Everyone's picking sides these days,
"I'm trying to stay neutral,
"us down here at the dock
wards, we got work to do."
- What about Neverember?
Is he associated with either of the gangs?
- "Well, his father was a, as you know,
"the previous open lord,
"oh did you not know that?"
- Dagult!
- "Oh yeah, okay so you
know Dagult Neverember,
"the previous open
lord, he got ousted from
"his position because people
thought he was up to no good,
"but, I don't know too much about that.
"But yeah, I don't know,
I haven't seen any of
"them since then, after those
fellas followed 'em out.
"I feel like I've seen
those fellas before,
"the ones, those five burley fellas,
"I see them down at the,
"down at that warehouse down the street."
- And are these burley
fellas have any kind of

English: 
"into the streets, and that's
the last I saw of them."
- As far as you're aware,
is Floon associated with either the,
Zhentarims or the Xanathars?
- "Oh, I don't know about that,
"but it wouldn't surprise me."
- What do you mean wouldn't surprise you?
- "Everyone's picking sides these days,
"I'm trying to stay neutral,
"us down here at the dock
wards, we got work to do."
- What about Neverember?
Is he associated with either of the gangs?
- "Well, his father was a, as you know,
"the previous open lord,
"oh did you not know that?"
- Dagult!
- "Oh yeah, okay so you
know Dagult Neverember,
"the previous open
lord, he got ousted from
"his position because people
thought he was up to no good,
"but, I don't know too much about that.
"But yeah, I don't know,
I haven't seen any of
"them since then, after those
fellas followed 'em out.
"I feel like I've seen
those fellas before,
"the ones, those five burley fellas,
"I see them down at the,
"down at that warehouse down the street."
- And are these burley
fellas have any kind of

English: 
funny tattoos on their face, like eyes?
- "One of them had a, what looked to be
"like a snake with wings I think?"
- Like a dragon?
- "Well, yeah maybe I guess a little bit.
"It looked pretty shoddy,
but yeah I saw you know,
"it's actually pretty funny
cause the warehouse that they
"hang out with has a,
"on the door,
"there's a snake with wings,
I guess that's the same thing.
"It never occurred to
me till now but yeah,
"weird to get a tattoo of a thing that's
"also on the door of the
place where you hang out."
- Well thank you so much
for your time, it seems like
you are a little bit inebriated
so make sure you get some rest tonight.
- "I didn't even have
any drinks tonight but
"as soon as you showed
off your, sparkling,
"sparkling, toned bod I
got kind of light headed."
- Yeah well he is a small glass of water.
- "Yes he is!"
- Stephanos why don't you bless her
and then we can be on our way.
- Oh right, you know
as I do with everybody

English: 
funny tattoos on their face, like eyes?
- "One of them had a, what looked to be
"like a snake with wings I think?"
- Like a dragon?
- "Well, yeah maybe I guess a little bit.
"It looked pretty shoddy,
but yeah I saw you know,
"it's actually pretty funny
cause the warehouse that they
"hang out with has a,
"on the door,
"there's a snake with wings,
I guess that's the same thing.
"It never occurred to
me till now but yeah,
"weird to get a tattoo of a thing that's
"also on the door of the
place where you hang out."
- Well thank you so much
for your time, it seems like
you are a little bit inebriated
so make sure you get some rest tonight.
- "I didn't even have
any drinks tonight but
"as soon as you showed
off your, sparkling,
"sparkling, toned bod I
got kind of light headed."
- Yeah well he is a small glass of water.
- "Yes he is!"
- Stephanos why don't you bless her
and then we can be on our way.
- Oh right, you know
as I do with everybody

English: 
that I come across, especially
in this part of town,
I fell like I am going
to leave with a blessing.
So I bless you, I bless you,
and also you with no teeth,
that you maybe get some teeth one day.
And we're on our way.
I want to side bar with my two
friends for just one moment,
I have a bone to pick with them,
that is going to be the final time,
I ever,
use,
my bangin' bod,
for persuasion.
I do not feel good about,
ugh, I feel disgusting.
- Glad to hear it.
- Stephanos I apologize, that
was probably out of line,
I just knew that it would work
and so I wanted to put
our best foot foreword
in our effort to recover Floon.
From now on, I'll just go back to
cutting people in half then.
- Much better.
- So we have a next destination,
but it's worth talking to the bartender
at least to get your crossbow back,
if not maybe he can
tell us something else.
- Or, I could shove a
sword up his butt hole.
That could be something
that would be interesting

English: 
that I come across, especially
in this part of town,
I fell like I am going
to leave with a blessing.
So I bless you, I bless you,
and also you with no teeth,
that you maybe get some teeth one day.
And we're on our way.
I want to side bar with my two
friends for just one moment,
I have a bone to pick with them,
that is going to be the final time,
I ever,
use,
my bangin' bod,
for persuasion.
I do not feel good about,
ugh, I feel disgusting.
- Glad to hear it.
- Stephanos I apologize, that
was probably out of line,
I just knew that it would work
and so I wanted to put
our best foot foreword
in our effort to recover Floon.
From now on, I'll just go back to
cutting people in half then.
- Much better.
- So we have a next destination,
but it's worth talking to the bartender
at least to get your crossbow back,
if not maybe he can
tell us something else.
- Or, I could shove a
sword up his butt hole.
That could be something
that would be interesting

English: 
to me too, but yeah we
could talk to him too
and then butt hole second, first,
it doesn't really matter
to me, we'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out.
- Bartender! Bartender, could
we have the crossbow back for
my friend Steve over here?
- "You want crossbow back
- Hey big head!
"from Slingjohn?"
- Slingjohn?
- "I didn't like the way you were pointing
"that around earlier,
but I will say you did
"sing a very pretty song,
it made me think of my son."
- That's, I apologize,
and I will say at first
I thought you knew as
many syllables as you had
brain cells, but I will
say now that I can see that
you're actually a well
intentioned dude, and I apologize.
I'm glad you like my song,
I'd appreciate if you could
give me my crossbow back.
It's just, we got off on the
wrong foot, how 'bout that.
- "Slingjohn Hart, very happy,
he give you crossbow."
- Okay, we should go to
that warehouse right?

English: 
to me too, but yeah we
could talk to him too
and then butt hole second, first,
it doesn't really matter
to me, we'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out.
- Bartender! Bartender, could
we have the crossbow back for
my friend Steve over here?
- "You want crossbow back
- Hey big head!
"from Slingjohn?"
- Slingjohn?
- "I didn't like the way you were pointing
"that around earlier,
but I will say you did
"sing a very pretty song,
it made me think of my son."
- That's, I apologize,
and I will say at first
I thought you knew as
many syllables as you had
brain cells, but I will
say now that I can see that
you're actually a well
intentioned dude, and I apologize.
I'm glad you like my song,
I'd appreciate if you could
give me my crossbow back.
It's just, we got off on the
wrong foot, how 'bout that.
- "Slingjohn Hart, very happy,
he give you crossbow."
- Okay, we should go to
that warehouse right?

English: 
- Let us proceed, to the warehouse!
- Okay, you exit The Skewered Dragon
and head down the street to Candle Lane
which is where the young
woman directed you toward.
Gloom envelops a narrow
alley as dark as a dungeon,
and as odorous as one too.
Nearly all the streetlamps
have been smashed
the only light that pierces the darkness
is the faint flickering
from down the lane,
like a distant candle.
One of the few points
of light on the street
is a flickering candle and you can see
in the glow of it, off to the side is
what appears to be a warehouse
with a painted snake with
wings on the entry gate.
It is at the back of a yard,
and the yard is sort of
fenced in with a tall fence.
- I got my super orc eyes,
where I can see in the darkness,
can I do, sort of an observation,
to see if there's anything else I can,

English: 
- Let us proceed, to the warehouse!
- Okay, you exit The Skewered Dragon
and head down the street to Candle Lane
which is where the young
woman directed you toward.
Gloom envelops a narrow
alley as dark as a dungeon,
and as odorous as one too.
Nearly all the streetlamps
have been smashed
the only light that pierces the darkness
is the faint flickering
from down the lane,
like a distant candle.
One of the few points
of light on the street
is a flickering candle and you can see
in the glow of it, off to the side is
what appears to be a warehouse
with a painted snake with
wings on the entry gate.
It is at the back of a yard,
and the yard is sort of
fenced in with a tall fence.
- I got my super orc eyes,
where I can see in the darkness,
can I do, sort of an observation,
to see if there's anything else I can,

English: 
- You can do a perception check!
- Sure, great!
I rolled a 16.
- You spy a gate.
It doesn't appear to be heavily padlocked
or anything so you can go check that out.
- All right, well guys, you wanna go
- Sure, lets go in.
- All right, you don't
want to assume anything bad
could happen, just gonna walk in.
- No, why not.
- Eh, it'll be fine if anything happens
you'll just kill 'em so, it
doesn't really matter to me.
- All right, I'm gonna go ahead
and unsheathe my long
sword, my great sword,
I'm just gonna be at the ready.
- As you peer into the, into this yard,
doesn't seem to be anyone around,
you can see that this
warehouse is about two stories,
wooden, fairly dilapidated looking,
you see there's a doorway to one area,
it's almost like an L,
and on one portion of it
you can see a doorway on
the other portion there's
a big sort of cargo bay door,
and then a window that's
sort of painted over.
You can approach the
building if you'd like
to see if there's any easy access points.

English: 
- You can do a perception check!
- Sure, great!
I rolled a 16.
- You spy a gate.
It doesn't appear to be heavily padlocked
or anything so you can go check that out.
- All right, well guys, you wanna go
- Sure, lets go in.
- All right, you don't
want to assume anything bad
could happen, just gonna walk in.
- No, why not.
- Eh, it'll be fine if anything happens
you'll just kill 'em so, it
doesn't really matter to me.
- All right, I'm gonna go ahead
and unsheathe my long
sword, my great sword,
I'm just gonna be at the ready.
- As you peer into the, into this yard,
doesn't seem to be anyone around,
you can see that this
warehouse is about two stories,
wooden, fairly dilapidated looking,
you see there's a doorway to one area,
it's almost like an L,
and on one portion of it
you can see a doorway on
the other portion there's
a big sort of cargo bay door,
and then a window that's
sort of painted over.
You can approach the
building if you'd like
to see if there's any easy access points.

English: 
- I'm a half ling, I'm a
little shortie over here so,
not the other kind of
shortie, but you know,
so I'm going to walk over to the window,
I take my hand, and I wipe off the fog
- (laughs) Not the other kind of shortie.
- He's a shortie with a bangin' bod!
- I think you might be my
shawty, know what I'm sayin?
(laughter)
- What is that inside?
I'm looking inside the
window, what do I see?
- You don't see anything
cause the windows are
actually painted, from the inside,
so you wiped at it but
didn't hear anything.
- Okay,
I take a dagger,
- Okay, you smash it through the window.
- I'm busting through the window.
- Okay, I'm going to give
you a little strength check.
- I rolled an 18 baby.
(laughter)
Take that!
- You smash your dagger
through the window,
and with the window now
smashed open you can hear
some faint scuffling inside,

English: 
- I'm a half ling, I'm a
little shortie over here so,
not the other kind of
shortie, but you know,
so I'm going to walk over to the window,
I take my hand, and I wipe off the fog
- (laughs) Not the other kind of shortie.
- He's a shortie with a bangin' bod!
- I think you might be my
shawty, know what I'm sayin?
(laughter)
- What is that inside?
I'm looking inside the
window, what do I see?
- You don't see anything
cause the windows are
actually painted, from the inside,
so you wiped at it but
didn't hear anything.
- Okay,
I take a dagger,
- Okay, you smash it through the window.
- I'm busting through the window.
- Okay, I'm going to give
you a little strength check.
- I rolled an 18 baby.
(laughter)
Take that!
- You smash your dagger
through the window,
and with the window now
smashed open you can hear
some faint scuffling inside,

English: 
and some hushed whispers,
and then all is quiet again.
So, from where the window
is you can reach around
to unlatch the big cargo door,
if you'd like to enter through there.
- Wow, the door just
wedged open that's crazy.
Hey, Stephanos how you doin?
- All right, we walk in.
- As you spy the room you
notice the tables and chairs
have been carelessly
tossed across the floor,
and in the corner the corpses of
a dozen men lie along the walls,
their rapiers and daggers lying nearby.
On the north side of the area,
the stairs rise up to
an open level up above.
- I love what they've done with the place.
This looks really comforting and inviting.
Especially all the corpses
nailed to the wall,
let's go upstairs.
- Before you make your
way too far into the room,
you hear a (screech)
and a large feathered,
crow-like humanoid,
jumps out,
there's two of them that actually jump out
directly in front of you,

English: 
and some hushed whispers,
and then all is quiet again.
So, from where the window
is you can reach around
to unlatch the big cargo door,
if you'd like to enter through there.
- Wow, the door just
wedged open that's crazy.
Hey, Stephanos how you doin?
- All right, we walk in.
- As you spy the room you
notice the tables and chairs
have been carelessly
tossed across the floor,
and in the corner the corpses of
a dozen men lie along the walls,
their rapiers and daggers lying nearby.
On the north side of the area,
the stairs rise up to
an open level up above.
- I love what they've done with the place.
This looks really comforting and inviting.
Especially all the corpses
nailed to the wall,
let's go upstairs.
- Before you make your
way too far into the room,
you hear a (screech)
and a large feathered,
crow-like humanoid,
jumps out,
there's two of them that actually jump out
directly in front of you,

English: 
you can see further
across the room there's
a couple more that jump out.
All right, why don't you
guys roll for initiative?
- Yeah.
- Oh no!
I rolled a 20.
- I rolled a two, initiative
plus one, so three.
- I have a seven.
- So one of these terrifying
bird-like creatures
jumps straight out at Qezza
and he swings his sword
at you, that is a hit.
- Wow.
- But that's going to
be five piercing damage.
- Oh no.
- And then he jumps back
behind the crates nearby.
All right, so the second
Kenku swings it's sword
wildly in the direction
of poor little Steve,
and these creatures are not
very dextrous and that is
a stone cold miss, swing and a miss,
he kind of stumbles past you.
Next up is Stephanos.
- I have a cantrip that I would
like to use at this point.
It's a sacred flame.
I reach into my pocket,
and like a magic trick

English: 
you can see further
across the room there's
a couple more that jump out.
All right, why don't you
guys roll for initiative?
- Yeah.
- Oh no!
I rolled a 20.
- I rolled a two, initiative
plus one, so three.
- I have a seven.
- So one of these terrifying
bird-like creatures
jumps straight out at Qezza
and he swings his sword
at you, that is a hit.
- Wow.
- But that's going to
be five piercing damage.
- Oh no.
- And then he jumps back
behind the crates nearby.
All right, so the second
Kenku swings it's sword
wildly in the direction
of poor little Steve,
and these creatures are not
very dextrous and that is
a stone cold miss, swing and a miss,
he kind of stumbles past you.
Next up is Stephanos.
- I have a cantrip that I would
like to use at this point.
It's a sacred flame.
I reach into my pocket,
and like a magic trick

English: 
I pop out the sacred flame,
I blow it,
(whoosh)
and it extinguishes,
I hope,
the two creatures that
have attacked my friends.
- I am going to roll for those two.
One of them does not succeed,
the other one does not succeed.
So roll a D-8.
- Oh!
I rolled an eight.
- Holy shit, he actually did it.
- They sort of ruffle
their feathers a bit,
and they looked miffed,
they're a little dazed,
they're not into this.
They don't like being caught
by surprise like this.
Next up is Steve!
- All right, I'm gonna cast thunderwave,
I'm going to roll myself a
D-20 to see how those fares.
Looks like I rolled a 17.
- Okay so these two creatures are
within your area of influence,
you're gonna cast the thunderwave at them,
they're gonna do a constitution save,
one is,
saved!
And the other one,
is not saved.
- [Steve] Hell yeah.
- So, must cast two D-8 for
damage to one of the creatures,
- And I rolled a nine in total.
- Okay, you cast thunderwave.

English: 
I pop out the sacred flame,
I blow it,
(whoosh)
and it extinguishes,
I hope,
the two creatures that
have attacked my friends.
- I am going to roll for those two.
One of them does not succeed,
the other one does not succeed.
So roll a D-8.
- Oh!
I rolled an eight.
- Holy shit, he actually did it.
- They sort of ruffle
their feathers a bit,
and they looked miffed,
they're a little dazed,
they're not into this.
They don't like being caught
by surprise like this.
Next up is Steve!
- All right, I'm gonna cast thunderwave,
I'm going to roll myself a
D-20 to see how those fares.
Looks like I rolled a 17.
- Okay so these two creatures are
within your area of influence,
you're gonna cast the thunderwave at them,
they're gonna do a constitution save,
one is,
saved!
And the other one,
is not saved.
- [Steve] Hell yeah.
- So, must cast two D-8 for
damage to one of the creatures,
- And I rolled a nine in total.
- Okay, you cast thunderwave.

English: 
- There you go Steve!
- The one bird creature who
you deal the most damage to,
he flies across the
room and hits the wall.
Feathers explode out of him,
and he sort of crumples to the ground.
He looks like he's pretty
much down for the count.
- Bye-bye birdie.
- Next up is Kenku number three,
who is across the room,
he shoots his little
crossbow in your direction,
he has a little short bow.
He's shooting it at Qezza,
the bolt doesn't come anywhere near you,
sails past your head, next up is Qezza!
- All right, I'm gonna
fuck up Kanku number two.
(laughter)
- Okay.
- All right, I lean in, I roll a 15.
- Okay!
That is,
you connect,
why don't you roll for damage.
- I roll a three and a two totaling five.
- You succeed in lopping
the Kenku's head off.
The other two Kenku across the room,
seeing their two Kenku
buddies now lifeless
seem to freak out a bit,

English: 
- There you go Steve!
- The one bird creature who
you deal the most damage to,
he flies across the
room and hits the wall.
Feathers explode out of him,
and he sort of crumples to the ground.
He looks like he's pretty
much down for the count.
- Bye-bye birdie.
- Next up is Kenku number three,
who is across the room,
he shoots his little
crossbow in your direction,
he has a little short bow.
He's shooting it at Qezza,
the bolt doesn't come anywhere near you,
sails past your head, next up is Qezza!
- All right, I'm gonna
fuck up Kanku number two.
(laughter)
- Okay.
- All right, I lean in, I roll a 15.
- Okay!
That is,
you connect,
why don't you roll for damage.
- I roll a three and a two totaling five.
- You succeed in lopping
the Kenku's head off.
The other two Kenku across the room,
seeing their two Kenku
buddies now lifeless
seem to freak out a bit,

English: 
and start to run toward the door.
So they seem ready to flee,
you guys have triumphed here.
You can either go after
them or try to kill them,
maybe ask them for information, up to you.
- I believe we should stop
them and imprison them,
and find out why they attacked us.
- All right, Steve use your cross bolt
to keep the door jammed from
opening, to lock them in.
- Yeah, I love that, it's
like a red wedding situation.
- Why don't you roll
for, athletics I guess?
- Looks like I rolled
the, after the modifier,
I had 13 plus three, that's 16.
- All right you shoot
your crossbow at the door,
with success, the the bolt wedges right in
the lock and the two terrified Kenku turn,
and look at you guys.
They seem to be cowering a bit going
(squawking)
- How's it going my
feathered pals, I'm Legolas.
- The one Kanku looks at you and says

English: 
and start to run toward the door.
So they seem ready to flee,
you guys have triumphed here.
You can either go after
them or try to kill them,
maybe ask them for information, up to you.
- I believe we should stop
them and imprison them,
and find out why they attacked us.
- All right, Steve use your cross bolt
to keep the door jammed from
opening, to lock them in.
- Yeah, I love that, it's
like a red wedding situation.
- Why don't you roll
for, athletics I guess?
- Looks like I rolled
the, after the modifier,
I had 13 plus three, that's 16.
- All right you shoot
your crossbow at the door,
with success, the the bolt wedges right in
the lock and the two terrified Kenku turn,
and look at you guys.
They seem to be cowering a bit going
(squawking)
- How's it going my
feathered pals, I'm Legolas.
- The one Kanku looks at you and says

English: 
"How's it going my
feathered pals I'm Legolus"
- You think that's funny mimicking me
you think that's funny, you
think you're a funny guy.
- "You think that's funny mimicking me,
"you think you're a funny guy."
- Let me have you repeat this,
if you repeat what I say again,
I'm gonna have Qezza
here cut your head off.
- "I'm gonna have Qezza
here cut your head off."
- Well, you leave me no choice.
- All right everybody
stop here, everybody stop,
I'm going to speak to
these little birdies.
What,
is this place?
(squawking)
- It looks a little nervous,
and then it and then it says
"Xanathar sends its regards."
- What the hell.
- Who is Xanathar?
- It ruffles a bit, it
looks a little twitchy
and then it says "Man, no time to loot
"the place just get em' to the boss."
- Where is the boss?
- "Yeah, follow the yellow
signs in the sewer."
- You mean to tell me
they could actually speak this entire time
and they've just been
copying me to mock me?

English: 
"How's it going my
feathered pals I'm Legolus"
- You think that's funny mimicking me
you think that's funny, you
think you're a funny guy.
- "You think that's funny mimicking me,
"you think you're a funny guy."
- Let me have you repeat this,
if you repeat what I say again,
I'm gonna have Qezza
here cut your head off.
- "I'm gonna have Qezza
here cut your head off."
- Well, you leave me no choice.
- All right everybody
stop here, everybody stop,
I'm going to speak to
these little birdies.
What,
is this place?
(squawking)
- It looks a little nervous,
and then it and then it says
"Xanathar sends its regards."
- What the hell.
- Who is Xanathar?
- It ruffles a bit, it
looks a little twitchy
and then it says "Man, no time to loot
"the place just get em' to the boss."
- Where is the boss?
- "Yeah, follow the yellow
signs in the sewer."
- You mean to tell me
they could actually speak this entire time
and they've just been
copying me to mock me?

English: 
- Well no, no, they're repeating stuff
that they heard earlier,
this is stuff that the people
who ran out were saying.
- Oh,
that's right, wow!
Brilliant mind Qezza.
You're not just a big orc.
- "Tie up the pretty boy
put him in the back room.
Tie up the pretty boy put
him in the back room."
- Oh he might still be here.
- Either that or we're gonna find a very
attractive skeleton duct-taped to a chair.
- From the back room you hear,
you hear a bit of a scuffle
and you hear someone say "Help me!"
- Floon!
- Oh, who knows who's in the back room?
We'll find out next week,
it's a cliffhanger.
Well, I think that caps it for this week,
next week join us as we find out
who's in the back room
in our ongoing quest
to find our good pal Floon Blagmaar.
Are you guys excited for next week?
- I can't wait to see what
was in that back room.
- You messed up those weird
crow peoples that's fun,
- And it smells like chicken in here now.

English: 
- Well no, no, they're repeating stuff
that they heard earlier,
this is stuff that the people
who ran out were saying.
- Oh,
that's right, wow!
Brilliant mind Qezza.
You're not just a big orc.
- "Tie up the pretty boy
put him in the back room.
Tie up the pretty boy put
him in the back room."
- Oh he might still be here.
- Either that or we're gonna find a very
attractive skeleton duct-taped to a chair.
- From the back room you hear,
you hear a bit of a scuffle
and you hear someone say "Help me!"
- Floon!
- Oh, who knows who's in the back room?
We'll find out next week,
it's a cliffhanger.
Well, I think that caps it for this week,
next week join us as we find out
who's in the back room
in our ongoing quest
to find our good pal Floon Blagmaar.
Are you guys excited for next week?
- I can't wait to see what
was in that back room.
- You messed up those weird
crow peoples that's fun,
- And it smells like chicken in here now.

English: 
- Ah, that's good, that's good.
We'll see you next time
for the quarantine games
here with another session of
Social Distancing and
Dungeons and Dragons!
(dramatic music)

English: 
- Ah, that's good, that's good.
We'll see you next time
for the quarantine games
here with another session of
Social Distancing and
Dungeons and Dragons!
(dramatic music)
