- It's time to play
"Family Feud Celebrity Edition."
Here's your host,
Steve Harvey.
[applause]
- Yeah, Okay.
Okay now, welcome to
"Celebrity Family Feud."
This is one of about
four different
daytime shows that I host.
Every one of them
is playing right now
in that little TV
that you can watch
while you're pumping your gas.
All right,
today we got great actors,
versus great directors.
Okay, on the actor's side,
talks like a man,
but PH balanced for a woman,
it's Jennifer Lawrence.
- They told me not to do
a game show but I was like,
screw it, I can have fun,
I'm a regular person.
[laughter]
- Oh, man.
[chuckles]
You know, you say you
a regular person more than
any regular person I know.
All right, next,
she's one of
the top actresses
in all of outer space,
Tilda Swinton.
[applause]
- I won a MAFTA.
That's a BAFTA
they give on the moon.
- Hey, whatever you say,
David Bowie.
All right, next, from
"No Country For Old Mens,"
Say hello to Javier Bardem.
- It is a wonderful
thing to play this game.
I am very aroused
by competition.
[chuckles]
- Oh...
Oh, you a spicy little
pada payaya ain't ya?
Okay and finally,
I don't know if I've ever heard
of this person,
but he was in a movie called,
"Beasts of No Nation,"
let me try to
pronounce this right,
Mellis Dellis.
- Well, um, actually,
the name's Idris Elba mate,
ya know.
I've been around, ya know?
- Hey, it's all clicks
and buzzes, player.
Hey, let's go over
to the director's side.
He's a maniac who's made
some of my favorite movies,
Quentin Tarantino.
- Yeah, hey, thanks, Steve.
Yeah, you know, this is good.
It's sort of like a
spaghetti western, right man?
But there's prizes at the end.
- Hey,
take it down, player.
For us, it's 10:00
in the morning,
but for you,
it's day three.
[laughter]
Okay, next, we got
the director
of "Raging Bull" and
"Goodfellas," Martin Scorsese.
- Great to be here, Steve.
Really, really great.
Love the suit.
Classic styling.
I love it. I love it.
It's great.
- Hey,
I'm a big fan of your work.
I loved you
as the grandfather in "Up."
[laughter]
Next, you know him
from "Annie Hall,"
and :Hannah and Her Sisters"--
and that whole thing
where he went on ahead
and married his daughter,
Woody Allen.
- Thank you, Steve.
And while I appreciate
the comprehensive introduction,
what's passed is passed.
Both parties are at peace.
Let's move on.
- Whatever you say,
Big Love.
And finally, from "Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back,"
it's Kevin Smith.
- Hello folks,
it's the fat man on "Batman."
Thanks for having me
on the podcast, Steve.
[laughter]
- Podcast?
Are you high right now?
- Oh, hell yeah.
[laughter]
- Well okay then, player.
I'll meet you in the parking lot
after the show.
Why don't ya'll
give me two players,
let's play the Feud.
 [upbeat music]
- How you doin?
- Ok, very nice, very nice.
- All right,
how ya'll feeling?
- Pretty good, man.
- Yeah, really great.
Really great,
I think great man.
- You know, you two look like
you should switch voices.
All right,
100 people surveyed,
top five answers
on the board.
Name a bad habit
that you just can't quit.
[buzzer]
Jennifer.
- I'm just
like a snack-a-holic,
I mean, I love Pringles.
If no one's looking,
I'll eat, like,
a whole can.
Like, every day
is my cheat day,
you know what I mean?
- Oh,
how annoyingly relatable.
Oh, show me
another pretty girl says
that she likes to eat.
[dings]
Hey, number one, it's up there.
All right, let's go
to the actor's side.
Okay, now, Tilda Swinton,
what's a bad habit
that you just can't quit?
- Feasting
on the blood of innocence.
I'm kidding, cookies.
- Oh, you a curious
little woodpecker.
Show me
a vampire's gotta feed.
[loud buzz]
Oh, not there,
Javier Bardem,
a bad habit
you just can't quit.
- Ha ha ha, this one
is very obvious, you know?
A beautiful women,
ha ha ha.
- Oh, you a hopeless
romantic huh?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Show me gotta get that ass.
[loud buzz]
Oh, I'm sorry, player.
Let's go over to
black Jason Statham.
A bad habit
you just can't quit.
- I don't know,
mate, you know,
gotta stop running around
the pubs, you know?
Cut down a bit.
The sick blow.
The sick blow, ya know?
- Might as well be
under water.
Show me something
that might be English.
[loud buzz]
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Alright, the director's
with the chance to steal.
A bad habit that
you just can't quit.
- Podcasts.
- New York Knicks.
- Okay, all good answers,
but, Quentin, it's up to you.
- Well, there's so many
possibilities here,
right, Steve?
I mean, but the thing
is you can't look at the
possibilities, man.
You have to look at
your own unique reality.
So for me, that's like
trying for perfection
every time, man. Do
you get that, Steve?
Do you get
what I'm saying?
- Oh, I hear ya, player.
Yeah, I know exactly
what you're trying to say.
Show me cocaine.
[dings]
- Hey, it's up there.
Hey, I guess drugs
are the answer.
The director's win like always.
We gon' take a break.
When we come back,
I'll give you a sneak preview
of my new show,
that I'm hosting,
where kids fight each
other on the stage.
We'll see ya'll in a minute.
[applause]
