why did jesus have long hair like a homo?
Dear pastor
last week at home school me and my
brother were looking at some pictures of jesus
and we saw he had a real long hairs on his head
he looks like my sister susanna-beth
i asked my teacher(mama) if that means he is
a gay ole butt sniffn' homo like my
mama's cousin gay-bobby
my mama didn't know the answer can
you please tell us
Yours in Christ and Jesus, Billy Jo.
I walk into a bar with a shotgun.
I go to the manager and say...
You got a nice place here, be a shame if something
were to happened to it. I'll tell you what...
you get me fifty bucks a week and you'll
be ok. Nothing's gonna happen to it
Is that fair? Is that just?
No.
So essentially god is coming down and saying
Heck of a life you got there be
a shame if you had to burn in hell
for all eternity, wouldn't it?
but I'll tell what,
I've got my son here
you believe in him and you'll be all right
Right.
If it wasn't fair for me and the bartender, 
then why is it fair with god and jesus?
You are human and he is holy...

Welcome to the Atheist Experience.
I am Matt Dillahunty and this is,
recent masters graduate, Russell Glasser.

Thank You. Thank you.
First off Matt, I have got to congradualate you
on your fashion courage
That shirt! It buzzes across the TV screen
Caller: Is Jesus Christ coming?
Matt: He's not even breathing hard as far as I can tell.

Channel eleven is 24 hours a day nothing but religion.
and there's so much of it that it spills over
to this channel and sometimes preempts this show...
Well when youre hungry, you gotta eat.
See where I am coming from?
No. Did I miss something?
Religion is food, and you cant eat if you are atheist.
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though i don't have a reason to
and we don't know but no unnecessarily i
hate to bring the half stick with it
you're making a claim that god exists
and i'm saying i don't believe it based
on evidence so what do you do rather
than providing the evidence providing
the justification you simply claim we
will you know that based on notice so i
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your question is nonsensical because
atheism doesn't have a burden of proof
that is the rejection of claims
that haven't met their burden of proof
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prayers that's not good for you some of
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which make one nothing feels like prayer
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have the same thing where you have
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praying for rain about getting it
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floods
and the pastors who said this is god
flooding them because the have too many
games
and so i'm thinking if we just for the
who's around all over and the right
proportions
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out of this hotel global warming
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that's it
but they serve over watching coming up
next on public access is jesus verses
religion
you can call and that you can states and
watch if you want to like an r_d_ tell
you one
that wasn't jesus
the home of a_t_f_ nor please everybody
all for want any all believe in god
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all right well up
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