>> James: WELCOME BACK.
NOW PEOPLE OFTEN COME UP TO ME,
AND THEY ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE SHOW, THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW
WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE.
SO WE'VE GOT A LITTLE TIME
TONIGHT.
WE THOUGHT WE WOULD DO THIS
SEGMENT, THIS IS AUDIENCE Q & A.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, WELL, THESE ARE THE GOOD
TIMES, TIME TO LIFT UP THE KILT
AND SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
DOWN THERE.
SEEMS I'M A TRADITIONAL SEE IF
I'M TRADITIONAL SCOTSMAN OR NOT,
SERIOUSLY NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS,
QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SHOW,
ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW,
ANYBODY AT ALL, ANYTHING.
THE MAN JUST UP HERE IN
THE-- YEAH, THE HOODIE THERE,
YEAH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, SUCH A BIG FAN OF THE
SHOW.
>> James: THANKS, MATE.
>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR DOING WHAT
YOU DO.
>> James: THANK YOU.
>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW, WHAT IS
MERYL STREEP LIKE?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: SHE'S AMAZING.
SHE'S WONDERFUL.
SHE'S-- SHE'S INCREDIBLE, LIKE,
SHE'S-- SHE IS A FANTASTIC
ACTRESS, YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN.
LIKE AN AMAZING, I WILL NEVER
FORGET WORKING WITH HER ON INTO
THE WOODS, YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?
IT TRULY WAS, YOU KNOW, ONE OF
THE BEHRS EXPERIENCES OF MY
LIFE, ONE OF THE GREATS, NO
QUESTION ABOUT IT.
ANYONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION,
MAYBE ABOUT THE SHOW, ABOUT THE
EMMYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
FEW HAND, THE LADY HERE, JUST
WAVE TO THE MICROPHOTOGRAPH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HI.
>> SHOW IS SO GREAT, JUST HAVE
TO SAY THAT.
>> James: THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU #R I JUST WANTED TO
KNOW, I LOVED WHEN ONE DIRECTION
WAS ON THE SHOW.
>> James: SURE.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'LL
EVER GET BACK TOGETHER?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: AGAIN, NOT REALLY A
QUESTION ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW
BUT, YOU KNOW, LOOK, I LOVE
THOSE BOYS.
I CONSIDER MYSELF A DIRECTIONER.
SO YEAH, I LOVE WHEN THEY COME
THROUGH INDIVIDUALLY AND I HOPE
THEY DO.
I HOPE THEY DO GET BACK
TOGETHER.
AND MORE THAN THAT, I HOPE THEY
DO WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY.
THEY'RE REALLY GREAT GUYS.
HAS ANYONE GOT A QUESTION ABOUT
ME OR THE SHOW OR THE EMMYS, WE
DID A BIG BIT WITH JULIA ROBERTS
LAST NIGHT, ANYONE AT ALL, YES,
THE GENTLEMAN HERE, YEAH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HI.
>> I WAS JUST BONDSERRING IF YOU
HAVE EVER EATEN AT LUCY'S BISTRO
ON THIRD STREET?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: YES, I HAVE,S
THAT-- THAT IS SO WEIRD.
I WAS THERE-- I WAS AT THAT
RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT, I HAVE
NEVER BEEN BEFORE, THAT IS WHERE
I WENT LAST NIGHT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
PAPARAZZI DIDN'T GET ME, DID
THEY.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE ME LIFE,
YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH, IT WASN'T THE
PAPARAZZI, JAMES.
I WAS ACTUALLY YOUR WAITER
THERE.
>> James: YOU WERE?
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE-- YES, OH
MY GOD.
YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
FAMILIAR.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW WAS
YOUR SERVICE?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT WAS GOOD, IT
WAS--
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THE SERVICE
WAS-- THE SERVICE WAS GREAT, YOU
DID GREAT.
WERE YOU FANTASTIC.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS.
>> IT'S JUST REAL WEIRD CUZ YOU
DIDN'T LEAVE MUCH OF A TIP.
>> James: SORRY, WHAT?
>> NO TIP.
>> James: WHAT, THAT ISN'T
TRUE, I REMEMBER LEAVING, I LEFT
A PERFECTLY GOOD TIP, YEAH, I
DID, I LEFT $10.
>> YEAH, IT WAS A $340 MEAL.
>> James: OKAY, YEAH,
THAT-- WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE
THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD
TIP-- WHAT IS THAT, ABOUT-- 4%,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, I REALLY
AM, I-- I KNOW WHY, I DIDN'T
HAVE ANY -- I DIDN'T HAVE CASH
ON ME BECAUSE I, I HAD
ALREADY-- I GAVE THE VALET, I
GAVE HIM $20 BEFORE I-- YOU
KNOW, WHEN I GAVE HIM MY KEYS I
GAVE HIM $20, HE TOOK ALL THE
CASH.
SO HAS ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW OR-- YES,
THE GENTLEMAN HERE, YOU, SIR.
>> YEAH, JAMES, I'M THE VALET
FROM LAST NIGHT.
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
>> YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME $20.
YOU ACTUALLY DIDN'T TIP ME AT
ALL.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WELL, THAT ISN'T A
QUESTION.
AND I ASKED FOR A QUESTION.
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION.
LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO STOP
AT THE ATM, OKAY.
I WANTED TO, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME,
I THOUGHT I WOULD AND I'M SORRY,
I REALLY AM, WERE YOU GREAT.
IS THERE ANY QUESTIONS-- I
REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
SUCCESS OF THE SHOW, THAT'S WHAT
I WANT TO TALK-- THE GENTLEMAN
HERE, YES, YES, YOU, SIR, YOU,
SIR, HAVE YOU GOT A QUESTION
ABOUT ME.
>> YEAH, I DO.
WHY DON'T YOU TIP THEM NOW,
JAMES.
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY,
SO LEAVE A TIP, DO IT NOW.
DON'T YOU THINK SHALL DON'T YOU
THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE A TIP?
(APPLAUSE)
LEAVE A TIP.
LEAVE A TIP.
LEAVE A TIP.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
>> LEAVE A TIP.
>> James: STOP, STOP IT!
FINE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'VE GOT
ANY-- HAVE GOT ANY-- I
HAVE-- OKAY,
(LAUGHTER)
CAN YOU BREAK A $100?
>> BOO!
BOO!
>> James: I'VE ONLY GOT-- I'VE
GOT TWO $100 BILLS.
>> GIVE THEM THE MONEY.
GIVE THEM THE MONEY.
>> James: I'M DOING IT, THERE
YOU GO, THERE, THERE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THERE'S YOUR TIP.
(APPLAUSE)
WHAT?
OKAY, OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: A HUNDRED BUCKS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YOU
KNOW-- I'VE DONE T OKAY, A
HUNDRED DOLLARS TO PARK A CAR,
THAT'S QUITE THE HUSTLE.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I LOVE TO
TIP, I AM A BIG-- I'M A BIG
TIPPER, LET'S HAVE TIME, WE GOT
ONE MORE QUESTION.
I REALLY WANT A QUESTION ABOUT
THE SHOW OR ME, MY-- MY-- MY
RISE, YES, YES, THE LADY UP
HERE, YES, THERE YOU GO.
>> HI, HI, JAMES.
I WAS YOUR WAITER ATIOLANDA'S
MEXICAN-- .
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO
COMMERCIAL, THAT'S IT, FORGET T
THIS IS A DISASTER.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW."
