Sit down
No, genius. Sit in the host's chair for
crying in a cup.
Okay, interviews.
We... what?
Conduct an interview
There's nobody here
Well, go get someone!
What?
Just a sec.
This is Elaine. She cleans here.
Have a seat, Elaine, please.
Okay, interviews.
Uh, hello..
"Hello"? You just introduced her, you played a song,
you kissed her, she sat down.
"Hello"? What is that?
Uh, how are you?
How is she? Find out, ask a question! Ask!
If you would stop yelling at me, 
maybe I'd do it right
If you did it right, I wouldn't have to
yell at you!
Interview! Go!
Uh...
Tell me about your parents
Oh, well, my mother was actually a dancer
Really, what kind of dancer was she?
She was in... the ballet
Really?
Did she dance around the house a lot?
I don't know. I... don't remember much.
She died when I was 8.
Oh, this is terrific. Just wonderful.
Tune in every night, folks!
It's the crying cleaning lady show!
