
Chinese: 
第一次的廢墟探險...
看起來有點像惡靈古堡耶~不是嗎?
至少照片看起來有點像啦!
但還蠻諷刺的，
這個地方是香港一個發生過火災的消防局
來這裡蠻毛的...
大概是凌晨2、3點去這個地方...ugrh~~
那裏有個入口
其實在這個時間點來這...
比較像是"蚊子吃到飽"
(瘋狂的吃吧!)
(你有聽到嗎?)
(你有聽到嗎?)
(裡面)
痾...沒捏!
對了，因為設備還沒升級，
對於這麼晃的影片深感抱歉~(歹勢歹勢啦!)
(哇~嗚~~)
(那是啥?!)

English: 
First days of urban exploration.
Looks like resident evil doesn't it?
At least that picture does (kind of) ...
Ironically this was a fire station
that was on fire here in Hong Kong.
Pretty creepy place coming here
I don't know at like 2:00 or 3:00
in the morning...ugrh~~
There's the entrance right there.
Actually coming here at this time of the day
it's more like mosquitoes buffet...
Feeding frenzies!
(Did you hear that?)
(Did you hear that?)
(Inside)
ah .... no.
(By the way ) I'm sorry about the shaky video
not too good for the gear yet
(wow!)
(what was that)

English: 
(something's living in there)
ugrh ...thanks for scaring the crap
out of me before we start
(watch out watch your step)
it's always good to be traveling with a nerdy friend-
they can always tell you about
the ins and outs about something
(this is probably the place where it is
a maintenance for the fire trucks...
like to go underneath to do the maintenance)
Or it could be just a sewage
Oh there's a spelling error
I love you... your.... 
It's more like "I love you"
but the R is added
(Is that a bat?)
(I think that's a bat)

Chinese: 
(有東西住在裡面)
痾...感謝在還沒開始前，你已經把我嚇到挫屎了!!!
(小心你的腳步)
跟這些宅男出來實在還蠻不錯的!
因為他們都會跟你講一些有的沒的
這裡可能是一個消防局的維修站，
可以從這邊直接下去維修
或者…它只是一個水溝
喔! 那裏有個錯字…
I love you... your.... 
感覺像是"I love you"
後面加了一個”R”吧?!
(那是蝙蝠嗎?!)
(我覺得那是蝙蝠)

English: 
(flying in circles, it's probably
feeding on all those mosquitos?)
I thought bats eat fruits? No?
It just disappeared~~
Melody, I don't think it disappeared.
I think it's because it's so dark.
It just went somewhere dark...
hello~~~
whereas this looked like something from a sci-fi
and this is we're trying to take down that wall...
Actually this is really cool
The little cracks and they are so intricate
it looks like it got hit by like a sonic boom or some...
don't know what it is
Oh there's me!
Trying to take down that wall again
And this is spooky ---> that hallway

Chinese: 
(一直在繞圈圈，可能在吃那些蚊子吧?)
可蝙蝠不是吃水果的嗎? 不是?
牠就這樣不見咧~~
Melody, 我覺得牠應該不是消失喔?! 
我覺得是因為這邊很暗
牠只是去了更暗的地方而已…
hello~~~
然而，這個還蠻像科幻片裡面會看到的場景…
然後這是我們試圖要把牆敲下來…
其實這看起來還蠻酷的
這些裂痕(碎片)還蠻細碎的
看起來像是被音波震碎或不知道被什麼打碎的…
喔! 那是我!
還是想把牆壁敲下來…
然後這走廊挺可怕的

English: 
(hmm you know the way like how thick the wall is you wonder what was the original intent of the building)
uh huh.....
(you know it's the first was a fire station
but maybe like we look back in the history
this is more like fortified building)
mmm... Oh yeah!
Travels of the Cat is a bit of a history nerd (FYI)
(maybe something like a bunker)
maybe...
Look at that support
whoa, what's this?
like a shower or something
Oh yeah we found a chair in there...
Surveillance chair!!!
Surveillance...
I don't know... Sunroof?
(That's like the old gravity style shower maybe)
Umm...I was gonna say
(yup, the way you flush ... water stores there

Chinese: 
(恩! 你不覺得…這麼厚的牆壁，到底是被蓋來幹嘛的?!)
嗯哼…
(你知道…這雖然一開始是消防局，
但如果我們再往前追溯，它可能更像是堡壘)
嗯…喔~對! Travels of the Cat 是個
對歷史有偏好的宅男(只是跟你講一下)
(又或者是「防空洞」)
可能吧…
你看這些柱子!
哇嗚~那是啥?!
花灑嗎? 還是什麼?
喔耶~我們找到一張椅子…
是用來監視用的嗎?!
監視用的…不知道… 天窗嗎?!
(是用來看人家洗澡嗎?!)
(這看起來像是舊式的花灑吧?!)
嗯…我正要說!
(是的，這是沖水的地方，水會儲存在這

English: 
you let it come down ... washes it away)
(stalls for the poop)
Looks Resident Evil's me... or pre Resident Evil
the fire just adds to the spookiness 
and of course the random chair
(There's more signs of fire damage, the heat probably caused all these tiles to pop out from the wall)
Yeah ~~~
You can see like the beams are like charcoal already...
charcoal~~~
yeah I still have that habit of being
the first person ... or the person to walk first
Mel, you're gonna get your face chewed off by some zombie or something gonna jump out of nowhere
Hmmm this is a scary room

Chinese: 
然後你讓它沖下來，水就會沖出去…)
(那個是用來便便的)
對我來說，還是很像惡靈古堡…或是惡靈古堡前傳
這些被火燒過的痕跡讓這個地方更可怕，
還有不知道從哪邊冒出來的椅子
(這裡還有一些火燒過的痕跡,
可能是火災的高溫導致磁磚爆開來…)
是阿 ~~~
你看這些柱子都已經燒成碳了…
木炭耶~~~
是的，我依舊習慣走第一個…
Mel, 你遲早會被莫名的怪獸或喪屍跳出來啃掉你的臉
唔~~這間看起來好可怕

Chinese: 
在我們進去前，再看一下這個木碳好了
那真夠可怕的了~~~
喔! 順道一提，這窗戶的景觀可美的呢!
喔! 這走廊不錯喔!
有沒有膽走一下?!
此時此刻，我已躲到後面去了
(這時勇氣跑哪去了?!)
某人的心肺有點差喔?!
為什麼喘這麼大聲?!
是的，我還是躲在後面!
就是在拍屁股就對了!
(這邊會摔下去喔…)
嗚~~~(屁咧!)
(這裡被火燒到都垮下來了)
歐! 真的…

English: 
Before we go in and
check out the charcoal again
That's really creepy~~~
Oh and the windows got a good view by the way
Oh! Nice hallway~
Would you like to walk down this hallway?
And by this time I'm hiding at the back already.
**Where's the bravery now?**
Somebody's got really bad cardio, 
why are you breathing so heavily?
Yep, me still hiding at the back.
Taking an ass shot!
(Here is a sheer drop... )
woot woot
(This is where the fire
collapse the middle of the station)
Oh it collapsed all right...

Chinese: 
(看! 你可以看到所有被燒的痕跡)
嗯…
(這火像是從窗戶竄出來的…)
那我們是要走過去還是怎樣?!
到時候就知道了!
喔! 就是這裡了!
要不要?
(好吧)
我們開始吧~~
(所以就像稍早看到的，這個通道已經垮了
所以我們應該沒有要從這邊走過去)
沒喔! 我們就是要從這邊走過去
(我們應該可以從下面走過去, 只是繞比較遠)
屁咧!!!
你看喔~通常探險就是這樣
(你確定嗎?)
那些人通常都會跟你唱反調
(X的! 都要走過去了)
是的! 你邊講已經邊走過去了!!  **俗仔**

English: 
(Look you can see all the fire damage here)
ummm...
(the flames like probably licking out the windows...)
Are we gonna run across that or what?
We'll find out
Oh there it is!
Shall we?
(okay)
Here we go~~
(So as we saw earlier, this tunnel
it's collapsed on the other side over there
so we're not gonna walk through here.)
Yes we are. We so are gonna walk over there.
(Instead we're gonna go back down
and take the long way around)
Ah kiss my ass!!!
See that's the thing with any exploration
(Sure?)
People are always gonna hold you back
(F*ck it, we're walking across)
Yeah you walked across already, alright! ** PUSSY **

Chinese: 
而且我不是說說而已, 我真的通常都是第一個行動的人
(哇! 這邊地板坑坑巴巴的)
啊~~不要像個俗仔啦!
如果摔死的話, 我也是第一個掛的人, 好嗎?!
啊對了! 我有沒有跟你說過, 其實我很怕黑?
(有)
喔 酷喔!!!
(哇~這個看起來很像「未來戰士3」的浴室
那部每個人看完都想忘記的片子, 
就是Arnold跟Chris Donna Logan打架的時候)
你知道嗎? 其實我根本不記得「未來戰士3」
但我記得「惡靈古堡」, 
而且我覺得這個超像的!
是啊! 這很像
對! 這個是我的照片
對了, 有香港有個新聞是說
友人在浴室被殺了(還是什麼)… 不是! 不是!!
是有個人頭被塞進Hello Kitty布偶的頭裡面
^)*$^&*&&*^*^&
這… 這讓這個看起來更可怕了!

English: 
And it's not like I just say it like
I'm usually the first person to do it.
(Floor's really uneven here)
Ah don't be such a pussy
If I was gonna die it 
I'd be the first person to here, okay?
Well by the way, did I tell you that I actually
always have been afraid of the dark?
(Yes)
Oh cool!!!
(Wow this looks like the bathroom in Terminator 3 -
what everyone wants to forget when
Arnold fought Chris Donna Logan)
You know what? I can't remember Terminator 3
but I can remember Resident Evil.
And this looks just like it.
And so does this.
That's my picture by the way.
And in Hong Kong
there's a piece of news that
somebody got killed in the bathroom or something..
no, somebody's corpse got stuck in a Hello Kitty's head.
^)*$^&*&&*^*^&
That's what makes this so scary
this part right there.

Chinese: 
我有跟你說過我的照片都是用手機拍的嗎?
喔…好可怕
是呀! 更可怕的是: 喪屍啊!!
當我躲在Travels of the Cat後面, 我只想到這些
我其實還蠻喜歡那些照片的
因為我用手機拍而且外加他相機上面的燈拍的
(好啦! 上去那個控制塔吧!)
遵命! 遵命! 隊長!
扶手是溶掉了嗎?!
(我…不知道耶)
當你以為Travels of the Cat只是
一個披著黃皮膚的老外時, 他竟然脫口說…
(哇, 好可怕喔!!!)
你又知道這是什麼了?!
(這是香啊!)
哇嗚…**你居然知道!!**
(沒人死在這邊吧?!)
有人死在這兒嗎?
(不知道…)
(哇嗚)
(有燒過的香耶!)
*痾* 
對呀!
而且是全燒光喔!!
你知道通常只燒三支香, 對吧?!
所以看起來..是整包香都被都燒光咧!

English: 
And did I tell you my pictures, 
I just take them with just my cell phone?
Ugrh.. scary
Yup!  Even scarier: ZOMBIES!!
I know that's the only thing that comes up to mind
when I'm standing behind Travels of the Cat.
I love these pictures by the way
because I'm taking it with my cell phone
and I'm using the light that's on top of his camera
(Let's go up the control tower)
Aye Aye Captain!
Is that melting off the edges?
(I... have no idea)
and just when you thought
Travels of the Cat is such a whitewashed Asian
(Whoa that is creepy!!!)
How are you supposed to know what that is?
(That's incense!)
Whoa... ** You KNOW what that is!!**
(I don't think anyone died here?)
Did someone die here?
(I don't know...)
(Whoa)
(There's burning incense right there!)
* Duh* 
Yeah!
It's all burnt, all!
You know they usually only burn like three, right?
So there's like whole darn thing,
the whole package gone now

English: 
What's that supposed to mean?
Like everyone died?
I think I just scared him
He's not saying anything
There's a lighter!
He's not responding to me either.
Oh I think firemen used to slide down from this pole
when there was like a fire or something, right?
I thought about climbing up this place
It's still intact
(Oh yeah)
Somebody used this as a ladder to go up
 **and lived?!?!**
The only thing I can think of is if they fell...
they're gonna die from tetanus
Look beneath you, right here!
(ooo...)
(Hey there)

Chinese: 
那是代表什麼?! 
全部的人都死光了嗎?!
我猜我嚇到他了
因為他一句話都不說了
有打火機耶!
他還是沒回我
喔我猜以前的消防員有火災的時候,
都是從這個洞滑下去的, 對嗎?
其實我有想過從這個地方爬上去
你看! 這個還是完整的
(喔 是耶!)
有人用這個當作梯子上去
**還活著嗎?!?!**
我只想到如果他摔下來…
他們會因為破傷風而掛點
ㄟ! 你看下面!!
(嗚…)
(Hello!)

English: 
I think we found like a little
salamander or a little newt
it's so cute.
I bet it's like so scared.
Like who da hell are you guys?
Why are you taking pictures of me?
I'm not dressed!
Agrhhhhhhh~
(I think it lost its tail already)
They're very harmless
It's (tail is) right there!
(yeah except gonna try to sell you car insurance)
You're talking about Geico 
(the insurance company), right?
Speaking of car insurance
I think Travels of the Cat might be a victim
And see? With a lot of these abandoned places,
there's usually a very nice scene
a very scenic places attached to it
This is no exception, but it looks
kind of lonely just having one chair and
just enjoying the scenery all by yourself
(yeah I guess this would be a good view, huh?)
it is a pretty good view - 
even you're taking a picture of it
Ah, I'm getting out of here.
And I swear to God, one day 
I'm gonna get my head chewed off

Chinese: 
我猜我們找到一隻小蜥蜴
好可愛喔!
我猜牠應該很害怕!
牠應該想: 你們這些傢伙是誰呀?!
你幹嘛對我拍照?
我沒穿衣服捏!
啊~~~~~
(我猜牠尾巴不見了)
其實牠們尾巴不見不會怎麼樣
沒有啦! 牠尾巴還在啦!
(是呀! 除非牠要賣車險給你)
啊?! 你是說” Geico”(國外的保險公司)嗎?
說到車子保險
我猜Travels of the Cat應該是受害者
看吧? 通常廢墟都會有很美的景色
嗯~風景不錯!!!
這個也不例外! 但會覺得有點孤單就是,
只有一張椅子跟你自己欣賞
(是呀! 看起來不錯吧?!)
嗯! 風景真的不錯, 而且你也在拍照不是嗎~
嗯, 我要閃人了!

Chinese: 
而且我發誓, 總有一天我的頭
會被莫名的怪物跳出來嗑掉!!
痾!!
(怎麼了?!)
廣東話: 水滴到我的頭了!
好噁喔!
這就是剛剛看到垮下來的地方
你覺得這有天會垮掉嗎?
(是呀! 如果最後生鏽的話)
廣東話: 會被壓死嗎?!
應該會! 可我還是有從下面走過啊! 還活著!
好吧! 該為旅程總結了
看到有個東西還蠻像地下監獄的 *怪哉!*
有一張孤獨的椅子…還有...
捕獲一隻沒有生命跡象的動物
願你安息啊小魚~~

English: 
because some monster's
gonna jump out of nowhere
UGRH!!
(What?!)
Cantonese: The water's got me on the head
Awww gross!
This is the place that was about to collapse ...
or it's on the verge of
Do you think this will collapse one day?
(yeah eventually when it's rusted enough)
Canto: Will it kill me?
yeah but I ended up walking underneath... I lived.
Okay reaching the end of the trip,
saw something that looks like 
a prison cell on the floor *weird*
and a very lonely chair.... and the
last sign of life or the lacking thereof
RIP fish~~
