Jack: [Mockingly English] Hellooo!
Jeremy: [Mockingly English] Hellooooo!
Jeremy: What are we playin'?
Jeremy: Geoff?
Geoff: Alright, this is called "Earwax".
Geoff: This, uh...
Gavin: Are we synced?
Jack: Yes.
Geoff: ...Another one of the, uhh, Jackbox Party Pack games, the new ones.
Geoff: ...Another one of the, uhh, Jackbox Party Pack games, the new ones.
Michael: Jackbox 2!
Geoff: Not sure how this is gonna work, but we're gonna give it a shot.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Hello, welcome to Earwax. I am M.O.T.H.E.R., and I will be your host.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Hello, welcome to Earwax. I am M.O.T.H.E.R., and I will be your host.
Geoff: Basically, the way it works...
Micheal: Yeah, you know how exactly this is gonna work.
Geoff: ...Is, uh...
Ryan: Tell me, M.O.T.H.E.R.!
Gavin: From Alien? 
Ryan: That's the computer, not you.
Ryan: That's the computer, not you.
Ryan: Just to be clear.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You get points if a judge chooses your sound effects. Be the first to get 3 points and you win!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You get points if a judge chooses your sound effects. Be the first to get 3 points and you win!
Jack: Count Dooshku.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You get points if a judge chooses your sound effects. Be the first to get 3 points and you win!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You get points if a judge chooses your sound effects. Be the first to get 3 points and you win!
Ryan: Yaaay!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Players can join the audience at any time-
Gavin: Nah.
Micheal: No, they can't.
Geoff: No.
Jeremy: No Fuck that.
Michael: Fuck off!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: -Using the code on-screen.
Michael: We've seen what you do.
Geoff: Don't disappoint M.O.T.H.E.R.!
Jeremy: Try it, see if you get in!
Gavin: Wait, isn't that M.O.T.H.E.R.?
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The judge will be...
Jack: Yeah. 
Ryan: Yeah.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The judge will be...
Gavin: Okay.
Geoff: Judge is Count Dooshku.
Jeremy: Alright. I am judging.
Michael: Count Dooshku's...
Micheal: ...First judge.
Gavin: Count Douche-bag.
Jack: Alright, s-
Michael: So he picks a category...
Michael: So he picks a category...
Jack: You pick the prompt.
Jeremy: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Michael: ...And then we have to pick sounds of the options we're given that best match that category.
Jeremy: Alright, make this sound, gentlemen!
Michael: ...And then we have to pick sounds of the options we're given that best match that category.
Jack: Out of the two things.
Ryan: Alright.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Your prompt is as follows...
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Batman in the bathroom.
Michael: Ooh!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Batman in the bathroom.
[Ryan laughing]
Geoff: Okay.
Jack: Batman...
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Use those sounds wisely.
Jack: ...In the bathroom.
Jeremy: Sounds like a magic treehouse book.
Michael: You- You won't hear the sound, Gav. It just clicks.
Jeremy: You just click two sounds.
Michael: It's in the descriptions.
Gavin: Oh.
Gavin: Okay...
Gavin: Do we all have the same options to pick from?
Michael: I don't think so.
Jeremy: No.
Michael: I think they're all different.
[Gavin chuckles]
[Jack chuckles]
Jack: [Laughing] I think this is good!
Ryan: [Singing] Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...
Ryan: [Singing] Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...
Jeremy: It better sound like Batman in the bathroom.
Ryan: [Singing] Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot...
Geoff: Interesting.
Gavin: [Singing]  Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot! Doot! Doot! Uh-uh-ugh!!
Gavin: [Singing]  Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot! Doot! Doot! Uh-uh-ugh!!
Ryan: [Singing] Magical music!
[Jeremy singing]
Ryan: [Singing] Daaa!
[Jeremy making burbling noises]
Ryan: Sounds like something by the White Stripes.
Micheal: I don't, uh...
Michael: ...I don't think I have many options.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Batman in the bathroom.
[Slide whistle noise]
[Ryan chuckles]
[Golf ball in cup noise]
Gavin: Why?
[Golf ball in cup noise]
[Laughter]
Jeremy: Aww...
Micheal: [Laughing] A golf ball in a cup!
Geoff: Alright.
Micheal: [Laughing] A golf ball in a cup!
[Football hit with grunt noise]
[Football hit with grunt noise]
[Explosion noise]
[Jack laughing]
Explosion noise]
[Gavin laughing]
[Explosion noise]
Michael: To that.
[Explosion noise]
[Explosion noise]
Michael: Bath, maybe?
Male voice: Who want's hotdogs?
[Ryan laughs]
People: Hoorayyyy!
People: Hoorayyyy!
[Jack, Micheal and Geoff laughing]
[Jeremy, Micheal and Geoff laughing]
[Puking into toilet noise]
Jeremy: Oh!
Ryan: Uurgh!
Kids: Awwww?
[Micheal and Geoff laughing]
Jeremy: Ohhhh, no!
Kids: Awwww?
Jeremy: Ohhhh, no!
[Micheal laughing]
[Micheal laughing]
[Person belching]
[Spraying noise]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Spraying noise]
Gavin: Why?
Jeremy: Oh, Lord!
Geoff: Oh, this is tough!
Jack: And you can replay them.
Ryan: So you can replay any of those.
Ryan: So you can replay any of those.
Jeremy: Yeah.
Michael: You have... 90 whole seconds to decide!
Michael: You have... 90 whole seconds to decide!
Jeremy: I mean this- This thing.
Michael: Please don't take that long!
Gavin: The slide whistle!
Jeremy: I mean this- This thing.
Michael: Please don't take that long!
Michael: Please don't take that long!
Gavin: Why was the slide whistle with the golf...?
Ryan: Oh, I didn't even get to like-
Jeremy: That thing, man.
[Puking into toilet noise]
[Puking into toilet noise]
Ryan: Urgh.
Kids: Awwww?
[Jeremy and Micheal Laughing]
Kids: Awwww?
[Micheal laughing] 
Jeremy: It's so perfect!
Jack: Who was that?
Gavin: That was meeee!
Jeremy: Yeahhh!
Jack: Gavvles!
Michael: Gavvles.
Michael: [Robot voice] You have one point!
Jeremy: Puking into a toilet! Man, they handed that to you!
Micheal: [Robot voice] Dickhead!
Jeremy: Puking into a toilet! Man, they handed that to you!
Gavin: [Laughing] Yeah.
Jack: Bleeding Ear!
Jeremy: Who's bleeding ear?
Gavin: Who's bleeding ear?
Ryan: Oh, me!
Ryan: Uhh, let's see...
Gavin: [Laughing] Bleeding ear?
Gavin: [Laughing] Bleeding ear?
[Jeremy laughing]
Ryan: Interesting!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Here's the prompt!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: This player trying to beatbox.
Jack: Miccus trying to beatbox!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: This player trying to beatbox.
Michael: Uh, okay.
Jeremy: Miccus.
Gavin: Eh, is Miccus you?
Gavin: Oh. Yeah.
Michael: That's me, yeah. T- Took a name.
Ryan: So that is actually you, yeah. Pulls in people from the...
Michael: That's me, yeah. T- Took a name.
Ryan: So that is actually you, yeah. Pulls in people from the...
Ryan: So that is actually you, yeah. Pulls in people from the...
Ryan: ...Players, I guess.
Ryan: Ironically, there's actually a beatboxing video of you!
[Jack laughs]
Jeremy: Aw, I did that in the wrong order!
[Gavin laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Jeremy: Sure.
Geoff: Hmm.
Geoff: This is interesting.
Michael: [Singing] Beep-bo-beep. Booo! Booo!
Michael: [Singing] Beep-bo-beep. Booo! Booo!
Gavin: [Singing] Be-be-beep-boop-boop!
Michael: [Singing] Beep-bo-beep. booo! Booo!
Jack: This is certainly interesting.
Gavin: Not for blind people, though.
Jeremy: I want you to know-
Jack: I think of all things, this would be the most interesting for them!
Gavin: Not-
Jack: I think of all things, this would be the most interesting for them!
Micheal: For blind people it doesn't matter at all.
Jack: I think of all things, this would be the most interesting for them!
Gavin: Not-
Micheal: For blind people it doesn't matter at all.
Jack: I think of all things, this would be the most interesting for them!
Gavin: Not for deaf people, dammit!
Micheal: For blind people it doesn't matter at all.
[Jeremy laughing]
[Jeremy, Jack and Geoff laughing]
Micheal: I imagine-
Geoff: Or for dumb people!
Michael: I imagine we don't get a lot of, uh, deaf listeners.
Gavin: Ahhh! something fell in my eye!
Michael: I imagine we don't get a lot of, uh, deaf listeners.
Michael: It didn't fall, someone threw it at you, Gavin.
[Ryan laughing]
Jack:  Ah, Gavin's blind!
Michael: It didn't fall, someone threw it at you, Gavin.
[Geoff laughing]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: This player trying to beatbox.
Jeremy: Alright, Micheal.
Geoff: That was a good shot there Ryan.
Ryan: Thank you.
[Gavin laughs]
Jeremy: Or Ryan.
[Woman screaming]
Ryan: That was-
[Woman screaming]
[Micheal laughing]
[Woman screaming]
[Woman screaming]
[Record scratch noise]
[Ryan and Jack laughing]
Michael: That's pretty funny.
[Stretching and snap noise]
[Stretching and snap noise]
[Choking noise]
[Micheal snorts]
[Choking noise]
[Jack laughing]
[Choking noise]
[Jack and Jeremy laughing]
[Jack laughing]
Female voice: First, stop the bleeding.
[Barking]
Ryan: Alright.
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Machine gun fire noise]
[Man screaming]
[Geoff laughing]
[Man screaming]
Micheal: [Laughing] God!
[Geoff laughing]
[Man screaming]
Jeremy: [Laughing] God!
[Jack laughing]
[Mooing]
[Trumpet music]
Jeremy: Hmm.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judge, it's in your hands now.
Ryan: Oooh.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judge, it's in your hands now.
Geoff: Alright.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judge, it's in your hands now.
Jeremy: Real pickin' there, Ryan.
Geoff: Have fun pickin' that.
Ryan: Yup, let's see, uhh...
[Woman screaming]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Record scratch]
[Jeremy and Jack laughing]
Female voice: First, stop the bleeding.
[Barking]
[Jeremy and Jack laughing]
[Barking]
Ryan: Oh, I don't know. This one, this one was pretty good, too.
Jeremy; No sense!
Ryan: Oh, I don't know. This one, this one was pretty good, too.
[Machine gun fire noise]
Michael: It's pretty good.
[Man screaming]
[Jeremy and Jack laughing]
[Man screaming]
Michael: I like how the first one is tortured scream, female and the last one is terrified scream.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm torn between those two.
Michael: I like how the first one is tortured scream, female and the last one is terrified scream.
Ryan: Uhhh...
[Jeremy laughing]
Ryan: I gotta- I gotta go that one.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: A winner has been selected!
Jack: Which one?
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The sounds chosen...
Geoff: Uhhh!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The sounds chosen...
Michael: He sounds like Claptrap.
Jack: Oh!
Jeremy: Yes!
[Machine gun fire noise]
[Machine gun fire noise]
Jack: Dammit!
Michael: Bip! Bip! Bip!
[Man screaming]
[Man screaming]
Gavin: What's that got to do with beatboxing?
[Man screaming]
Jeremy: Count Doosku!
[Man screaming]
Micheal: Well, it's me beatboxing.
Ryan: None of them had anything to do with beatboxing!
Ryan: None of them had anything to do with beatboxing!
Jack: Mine at least had a- It a record scratch!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You have earned 1 point for yourself! You should be proud.
Jeremy: It did have a record scratch.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You have earned 1 point for yourself! You should be proud.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: You have earned 1 point for yourself! You should be proud.
Michael: I didn't have great options on mine.
Ryan: Nope.
[Gavin laughing]
Gavin: Miccus is the judge.
Michael: That's me!
Jack: I'm Miccus!
Ryan: You're the judge!
Michael: I'm fucking- I'm an apple!
Michael: I'm fucking- I'm an apple!
Jeremy: You're a bad apple.
Jack: You're a squinty apple.
Gavin: [Singing] Little Miccus!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: And the prompt is...
Geoff: And the prompt is...
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Juice cleansing.
Ryan: Urgh!
Geoff: Juice cleansing!
Jeremy: Juice cleansing!
Michael: Feces, boys!
Michael: [Singing] Do, duh-duh dun dun, dun! Dun!
Michael: [Singing] Feekeeees!
Micheal: [Singing] What will it sound like?
Jeremy: Sure, this makes no sense.
Micheal: [Singing] What will it sound like?
Micheal: [Singing] Who knows?
Geoff: Interesting.
Ryan: Ching! Ching! Ching!
[Jeremy laughing]
Jeremy: I just read the names, I'm like, "That would make me laugh, maybe!"
[Jack and Ryan laugh]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Juice cleansing.
Gavin: Stupid. Mine was two random stupids.
[Panting noise]
Gavin: Stupid. Mine was two random stupids.
[Suction noise]
[Laughter]
Michael: Okay! That's-
Micheal: That's one way to get it out.
[Rocket launching noise]
[Explosion]
[Metal bin noise]
[Laughter]
[Fart noise]
[Belch]
Michael: Okay, that was fast.
[Ryan laughs]
[Underwater bubbling noise]
Michael: Okay, that was fast.
[Underwater bubbling noise]
Ryan: Uh-hoh-hoh!
[Underwater bubbling noise]
Gavin: Oooh!
[Underwater bubbling noise]
[Underwater bubbling noise]
Jeremy: How's it gonna end?
[Underwater bubbling noise]
[Goat baa-ing]
Jeremy: [Laughing] That was lackluster!
[Dripping noise]
[Helicopter noise]
Jeremy: Aww.
Micheal: Alright.
[Helicopter noise]
[Jeremy laughing]
Jack: And a helicopter.
[Helicopter noise]
[Helicopter noise]
Michael: Lost me on the twist.
Jack: Alright.
Michael: Umm...
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Let the games begin!
Michael: Hmm.
Ryan: The "short and airy" I didn't even hear!
Michael: Yeah, let's play that again.
[Fart noise]
[Belch]
Micheal: That-
[Ryan, Gavin and Jeremy laughing]
[Jeremy laughing]
Michael: That's probably the most accurate!
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: It's very accurate.
Michael: Y'know... Umm...
Michael: But I gotta- I gotta go with this one.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judging is done! The winner is...!
Ryan: Yeahhhh!
Geoff: Yeahhh!
Jeremy: Wow.
[Rocket launching noise]
Ryan: Yeahhhh!
[Rocket launching noise]
Jack: Dammit!
Jeremy: Just had the metal bin at the end.
[Explosion]
Jeremy: Just had the metal bin at the end.
[Explosion]
Jack: I was the fart and the burp!
Jack: I was the fart and the burp!
[Jack and Ryan laugh]
[Metal bin noise]
[Jeremy laughing]
Jeremy: Aww, my egg is sad.
Michael: Sorry, the b- The bin got me.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The point's yours!
Jeremy: Aww, my egg is sad.
Michael: Sorry, the b- The bin got me.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Enjoy it!
Ryan: The bin really did it, yeah.
Michael: It sold it.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The judge is...
Jeremy: Geoff was a sad dolphin.
Jack: That's me!
Ryan: Ear goggles!
[Gavin chuckles]
[Jack laughing]
Ryan: That's a good one, Jack. Good name.
Ryan: That's a good one, Jack. Good name.
Jack: Hah, man.
Gavin: Why's it good?
Michael: 'Cuz he's got-
Ryan: It's a play on beer goggles.
Gavin: Okay.
Michael: Yeah.
Geoff: And it's a sound game.
Jeremy: I'm going to do this for Gavin.
Jeremy: I'm going to do this for Gavin.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The prompt...
Micheal: 'Cuz he's got ears.
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: He-heyyy!
Jeremy: Aww, nice!
Jeremy: [English accent] Aw, pip-pip! Oop!
Micheal: Dude, he won the last game because of England, okay?
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Players, select your sounds.
Micheal: Dude, he won the last game because of England, okay?
Michael: Well I'm fucked. These suck!
Jack: [Singing] Bum! Bum! Bum-ba-da-bum!
Ryan: These suck too!
Michael: These suck dick!
Jeremy: Bam!
Geoff: Uhhhh...
[Jeremy laughing]
Michael: And not in a good way.
Jack: [Mockingly English] Helloooo!
Jeremy: [Mockingly English] Hellooooo!
Jeremy: [Mockingly English]  Is it bigger than a breadbox?
[Geoff laughing]
[Ryan chuckling]
Gavin: Stupid options!
Geoff: Yeah, mine are not great either.
[Jeremy laughing]
Gavin: What's that got to do with The Queen?
Ryan: Mine- Mine had nothing to do with The Queen of England.
Gavin: What's that got to do with The Queen?
Ryan: Mine- Mine had nothing to do with The Queen of England.
Micheal: Yeah. Yeah.
Michael: I'm not happy with mine.
Gavin: Mine kinda does.
[Fart noises]
[Jeremy and Ryan laughing]
[Fart noises]
[Fart noises]
Michael: Alright.
[Fart noises]
[Fart noises]
Michael: That's...
[Booing]
Michael: That's awesome!
[Booing]
[Geoff, Ryan and Jeremy laughing]
[Booing]
[Booing]
Micheal: That's awesome.
[Booing]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Booing]
Gavin: Nobody boos The Queen.
[Part horn noises]
[Ryan laughing]
[Part horn noises]
Jack: It kind of sounds like English people.
[Part horn noises]
[Raspberry noise]
[Ryan laughing]
[Raspberry noise]
[Micheal laughing]
[Raspberry noise]
Jeremy: Raspberry! [Laughs]
[Horse clopping noise]
[Quacking]
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Okay...
[Quacking]
[Jeremy laughing]
Geoff: Jesus Christ!
[Quacking]
Michael: You use what you got.
[Car honking]
Michael: You use what you got
[Car honking]
[Car skidding noise]
Ryan: Alright.
Jeremy: She get hit by a car?
[Car skidding noise]
Jeremy: She get hit by a car?
[Car skidding noise]
Jeremy: She get hit by a car?
Micheal: Okay...
[Jeremy laughing]
Michael: Look out, Queen!
[Monster growling]
[Jack laughing]
[Monster growling]
[Jack and Ryan laughing]
[Monster growling]
[Monster growling]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Monster growling]
[Monster growling]
Kids: Awwww?
Jeremy: Man, those kids saying "Awww"!
Kids: Awwww?
Geoff: Jesus.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Onward!
Jack: I'm going to go with, uhh... Instead of a group of party horns, I'm going to imagine that's a...
Jack: "Helloooo!"
[Party horn noises]
Jack: That just sounds like Gavin, making his noises.
[Party horn noises]
Michael: That sounds like a few Gavins!
Jeremy: I kinda like that.
Micheal: [English accent] Warghhh! There she iiiis!
[Raspberry noise]
[Raspberry noise]
Jack: Yeah that's- That's your winner.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The best sounds have been chosen.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: They are...
Geoff: M'yuh
[Party horn noises]
Jeremy: Wow.
[Party horn noises]
[Party horn noises]
Geoff: Alright.
[Party horn noises]
Gavin: Mine was actually accurate. 'Cos she was a driver.
[Party horn noises]
[Raspberry noise]
[Ryan laughs]
[Party horn noises]
[Raspberry noise]
Michael: Alright.
[Raspberry noise]
Michael: Cool. 
Ryan: Alright, points for accuracy Gavin.
Jeremy: Aww, dude it's a-
Ryan: Alright, points for accuracy Gavin.
Jack: Goeff!
Ryan: Alright, points for accuracy Gavin.
[Micheal and Gavin laughing]
Geoff: I'm a happy dolphin!
Micheal: I'm not doing well, I've no points.
Jeremy: Geoff's spurtin' over there!
Micheal: I'm not doing well, I've no points.
Jeremy: Geoff's spurtin' over there, he's so happy!
Jack: Does everyone have a point except for me?
Micheal: No, I don't have a point.
Geoff: Alright, I'm the-
Micheal: No, I don't have a point.
Geoff: Alright, I'm the-
Jack: Alright.
Geoff: I'm the judge.
Jeremy: Alright, Geoff.
Micheal: Go, Eff!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The prompt is...
Jeremy: Make this sound...!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Your Grandma's biggest secret.
Ryan: Oh.
[Jack laughing]
Jeremy: Oh no.
[Jeremy laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Sound selection commence now.
Micheal: It's a good one. Hopefully I get good options.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Sound selection commence now.
Micheal: It's a good one. Hopefully I get good options.
[Jeremy laughing]
Jack: Oh my God!
[Jeremy laughing]
Gavin: Yeah, mine are pretty Grandma sound-y.
Jack: But her biggest secret, Gavin.
[Jeremy laughing]
Geoff: What is your Grandma's biggest secret, Gavin?
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: Tell us, now!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Your Grandma's biggest secret.
Gavin: I don't know.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Your Grandma's biggest secret.
Geoff: It wouldn't be a secret if he knew it.
[Blade noise then splat noise]
Ryan: Oh!
Micheal: Oh my God!
Jeremy: Oh God!
Jeremy: Oh God!
[Wet slapping noise]
[Ryan laughing]
[Wet slapping noise]
Geoff: Alright.
[Wet slapping noise]
Gavin: That was awesome.
Micheal: That's graphic.
Female voice: Breathe deeply.
Female voice: Help.
Micheal: Okay...
[Geoff, Jeremy and Jack laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Suction noise]
[Suction noise]
[Jack laughing]
[Suction noise]
[Water trickling sound]
Jeremy and Ryan: Ohhhh!
Micheal: Ohhhh no!
[Jack laughing]
[Water trickling sound]
Jeremy: No!
Micheal: Ohhhh no!
[Jack laughing]
[Water trickling sound]
[Jack laughing]
[Water trickling sound]
[Ryan and Gavin laughing]
[Jack laughing]
[Woman screaming]
Gavin: These are pretty good!
[Woman screaming]
[Woman screaming]
Man: This is delicious!
[Ryan and Jeremy laugh]
[Football hit and grunt noise]
[Weird baa-ing]
[Jack and Ryan laughing]
[Weird baa-ing]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judge, do your thing.
Jack: I think this is the second time we've gotten the, uh, football hit and... goat.
Jack: I think this is the second time we've gotten the, uh, football hit and... goat.
Ryan: Uh, grunt.
Geoff: So I can play them...
Jeremy: Oh, man. There were some funny ones in that.
Jeremy: Oh, man. There were some funny ones in that.
Ryan: Ohh, man.
Female voice: Breathe deeply.
Female voice: Help.
[Jeremy laughing]
Jeremy: What?
[Suction noise]
[Water trickle sound]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Water trickle sound]
Geoff: Yeah, I think I'm going for the abortion.
[Water trickle sound]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The winner has been selected!
Jack: [Laughing] The abortion!
Micheal: Ohhh-h-h-hhhh! Nooo!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The winner has been selected!
Micheal: Ohhh-h-h-h! Nooo!
Jeremy: No!
Micheal: Ohhh-h-h-h! Nooo!
[Suction noise]
Micheal: It's pretty funny.
Gavin: Yeahhh! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
[Suction noise]
Jeremy: Gav!
Gavin: Yeahhh! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
[Suction noise]
Geoff: Because it wouldn't be something she would want to talk about. Because... Y'know.
[Water trickle sound]
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff: Probably an illegal abortion back in the day.
[Water trickle sound]
Ryan: Aww!
Micheal: Aww, noo!
Micheal: Aww, noo!
Jeremy: God!
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Oh my God!
Ryan: That's not what I took away from it at all! It sounded like a sex thing!
Jack: Yeah!
[Jeremy laughing]
Ryan: That's not what I took away from it at all! It sounded like a sex thing!
Ryan: That's not what I took away from it at all! It sounded like a sex thing!
Jack: Yeah, that's what I was going with.
Geoff: No.
Jeremy: [Laughs] Geoff's like "Nahh, I'll tell you what it is"!
Jack: Nah. You're wrong.
Ryan: It's a post-sex thing.
Ryan: It's a post-sex thing.
Jeremy: Gavvles!
Gavin: I am the judge!
Micheal: iiiit's Gavvles!
Geoff: Grandma the felcher.
[Jack laughing]
Ryan: Ah!
Jeremy: Opp! Wiggle it!
Jack: Oh God!
Ryan: Wiggle it!
Micheal: Touch Jack's controller!
Ryan: Bop it! Shake it!
Jeremy: What'd you got for us, Gavin?
M.O.T.H.E.R.: I present, the prompt!
[Ryan laughing]
Geoff: Canadian argument!
[Geoff laughing]
Jeremy: Do I have "I'm sorry" twice?
Micheal: "After you!" "No, after you!"
Jack: "That's my denim!" "No, it's yours!"
Jeremy: Gavin. He's a judge.
Jeremy: Ohhh, I don't know.
Micheal: [Singing] Boop-be-bop-boop-boop!
Geoff: I don't even know.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Canadian argument.
[Crickets chirping]
[Coughing]
[Gavin laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Jeremy: Awkward.
Female voice: Nuh-huh.
[Bird squawking]
[Jack and Ryan laughing]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Sneezing]
[Wet noises]
Micheal: Orgh!
[Wet noises]
Gavin: Aww!
[Wet noises]
[Ryan laughing]
Jeremy: Oh, no!
[Wet noises]
Jeremy: Oh, no!
Voice: Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
[Magic sound effect]
[Explosion]
[Ryan laughing]
[Puking in toilet noise]
[Handgun clicking]
Micheal: Okay!
[Ryan and Jeremy laughing]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Let the judging begin!
[Jeremy laughing]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Micheal: Weird!
[Jeremy laughing]
Gavin: I just wanna hear this again, I don't think it's gonna win, but...
[Sneezing]
[Wet noises]
Jeremy: Urgh!
[Ryan laughing]
[Wet noises]
[Ryan laughing]
Micheal: Arghh!
[Ryan laughing]
Jeremy: Urghh...
Micheal: It's like someone's fucking macaroni and cheese!
Jeremy: Yeah.
[Gavin laughing]
Ryan: "Squishy wetness"!
Gavin: I like that one.
Ryan: "Squishy wetness"!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Judging is done! The winner is...
Jeremy: Yup. The handgun's funny.
[Puking into a toilet noise]
[Handgun clicking]
[Jack and Jeremy laughing]
[Handgun clicking]
Jack: It's like he's trying to shoot somebody!
Jeremy: He's trying to shoot the other person!
Jack: It's like he's trying to shoot somebody!
Jack: Heyyy! Geoff!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The point is yours!
Geoff: Ayo!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The point is yours!
Jeremy: Geoff!
Jack: Geoff could scoop it, he could win.
Ryan: Geoff and Gavin both have 2.
Gavin: Miccus!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Choose the prompt.
Jeremy: Oh, Miccus!
Jeremy: Look at them apple seeds!
Micheal: Oh-hoh, God! [Laughs]
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: Oh-hoh, God! [Laughs]
Micheal: I just wanna see what this is!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Our prompt will be...
[Micheal laughing]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: What people think when this player enters the room.
[Ryan laughing]
[Jack and Gavin laughing]
Jeremy: Oh no!
[Jack and Gavin laughing]
[Micheal laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: Goddammit!
[Ryan laughing]
Micheal: Hope you get good options, boys!
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: Hope you get good options, boys!
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: It was, like, the second one on the list, I didn't look past that, I just picked that one!
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: It was, like, the second one on the list, I didn't look past that, I just picked that one!
[Jack laughing]
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: It was, like, the second one on the list, I didn't look past that, I just picked that one!
[Jeremy laughing]
Jack: Just stopped.
[Micheal laughing]
[Micheal laughing]
Geoff: Interesting to see everybody's audio.
Jack: I think I might win my own.
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Jack: I got a good one, here.
Gavin: Why won't it let me pick the second one?
Micheal: Just pick it, Gavin!
Jeremy: Oh, Gavin!
Jack: Jesus, Gavin!
Ryan: Click anything!
Jeremy: Gavin.
Micheal: Gavin broke his.
Gavin: Hang on.
Jeremy: You're  freaking out, Gavin.
Micheal: You have 1 second...
Micheal: You have 1 second...
Jeremy: Oooh!
Gavin: Goddd!
Ryan: And you failed!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Apparently pressing a couple of buttons is more difficult than I had previously thought.
[Ryan and Gavin laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: Gavin.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: What people think when this player enters the room.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: What people think when this player enters the room.
[Meat frying]
[Jack and Gavin laughing]
[Meat frying]
[Gavin laughing]
[Meat frying]
[Meat frying]
Female voice: Please wait.
[Ryan laughing]
[Gun shots]
[Gavin laughing]
[Gun shots]
Micheal: Okay.
Jeremy: Oh no!
[Gavin laughing]
[Gun shots]
Jack: God!
[Gun shots]
Micheal: He'll do that one day
[Gun shots pause]
[Final gun shot]
[Bonk noise]
[Ryan laughing]
[Micheal and Jeremy laughing]
[Pounding noise]
[Vacuum noise]
Geoff: Alright.
[Vacuum noise]
Jeremy: Okay.
[Vacuum noise]
[Vacuum noise]
[Vacuum powering down noise]
Micheal: You vaccumer.
[Vacuum powering down noise]
[Puking into toilet noise]
[Micheal snorts]
[Puking into toilet noise]
[Jeremy and Jack laughing]
[Puking into toilet noise]
[Jack laughing]
[Puking into toilet noise]
[Fart bubble noise]
[Jack laughing]
[Jack, Micheal and Jeremy laughing]
[Elephant trumpet noise]
[Jack, Micheal and Jeremy laughing]
[Car crash noise]
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Let the games begin!
Jeremy: Hmm.
M.O.T.H.E.R.: Let the games begin!
Geoff: Hmm.
[Gavin laughs]
Micheal: Ummm...
Jeremy: Wow.
Jeremy: Re- Real wound 'em... Winners here, Micheal.
Micheal: I like...
Jeremy: Re- Real wound 'em... Winners here, Micheal.
Micheal: I like this one, I don't know if this is, like...
Micheal: I wonder if this one wants to shoot Jack as he walks in?
[Jeremy and Geoff laughing]
Micheal: I wonder if this one wants to shoot Jack as he walks in?
Jack: I'm confused.
[Gun shots]
[Gun shots]
[Micheal and Jack laughing]
[Gun shots]
Jack: [Laughing] Jesus Christ!
Micheal: [Laughing] I think of murdering you when you walk in the door?
[Gun shots]
Micheal: [Laughing] I think of murdering you when you walk in the door?
[Gun shots pause]
Micheal: [Laughing] I think of murdering you when you walk in the door?
[Final gun shot]
Jeremy: Well, when you put it that way...
Micheal: And maybe bonking themselves on the head?
Jeremy: Boop!
[Bonk noise]
Micheal: And maybe bonking themselves on the head?
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: And maybe bonking themselves on the head?
[Jeremy and Ryan laughing]
[Jeremy and Ryan laughing]
Micheal: Uhhh...
Jack: Shooting me then hitting me with a hammer?
Micheal: Or... [Laughing]  Or... I'm gonna...
[Puking into toilet noise]
Micheal: ...I'm gonna puke in the toilet...
[Fart bubble noise]
Micheal: ...And fart in the tub!
[Jeremy and Ryan laughing]
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: [Laughing] I don't know!
[Jeremy laughing]
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: Who's guessing what?
Geoff: So you want to kill him or fuckin' throw up?
Geoff: So you want to kill him or fuckin' throw up?
[Jeremy laughing]
Gavin: I think that's what he did that-
Jeremy: Then climb into the tub and just...
Micheal: Uhhh...
Jeremy: ...Ploop!
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: [Laughing] I'm sorry! I have- I have to go with this one!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The decision has been made!
M.O.T.H.E.R.: The chosen sounds are...
Jeremy: Aww, dammit!
[Ryan and Jack laughing]
[Gun shots]
[Micheal, Ryan and Jack laughing]
[Gun shots]
[Micheal, Jeremy and Jack laughing]
[Gun shots]
[Jeremy laughing]
[Gun shots pause]
[Final gun shot]
Geoff: Sorry, Jack.
Micheal: Haw-hoh-hoh-hoh!
[Jeremy laughing]
[Bonk noise]
Jack: That seems about right.
[Jeremy laughing]
Micheal: The bonk makes it lighthearted and okay.
Ryan: It does, yeah.
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: If it was the other way round it'd be really bad.
Jack: Ayyyyy!
Micheal: If it was the other way round it'd be really bad.
Jack and Ryan: Ayyyy!
Micheal: Oh, who is it?
Jeremy: Who won?
Micheal: Oh, who is it?
Micheal: It's...
Everyone: Geoff!
Gavin: Geooooff!
Micheal: [Voice crack] Yaaay!
Jack: Congratulations, Geoff!
Geoff: Thanks, man! Sorry I killed you!
Ryan: He wins it by assassinating Jack!
Jeremy: Is there, like, a Like-
Micheal: You got it by killing Jack!
[Jack laughing]
Jeremy: YESS!!
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: Count Dooshku!
Micheal: Jeremy takes it again!
Micheal: Jeremy takes it again!
Jack: Is that three-in-a-row for Jeremy?
Gavin: Jeremy consistent with the thumbs.
Geoff: Yeah.
Gavin: Jeremy consistent with the thumbs.
Geoff: He's on fire.
Geoff: En fuego.
[Jeremy sighing]
Gavin: Jeremy, they just watched a video!
Jeremy: Really? If they liked it, they should click 'Like' on it and subscribe!
Jeremy: Also-
[Geoff laughing]
Jeremy: If you want to watch more videos like this, click here!
[Geoff laughing]
Jeremy: To watch-
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff and Gavin laughing]
Jeremy: God! Dammit!
[Geoff and Gavin laughing]
[Geoff and Gavin laughing]
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: That's fucking brutal.
[Geoff laughing]
Matt: That's slo-mo. I was in awe.
[Geoff laughing]
Ryan: He kept it up, though.
[Geoff laughing]
Matt: He's like a helicopter. Jesus.
