The UN Climate Conference was a total stuff-up - a disaster
They printed FAIL across our photos in magazines here and here and here.
Even our lefty journalist friends called us "Losers"
and...
And they made dirty jokes about you, here.
Calm yourself, we have the Sydney Morning Herald
They never waver in support
My Fuhrer
Those swine...
The Herald has chickened out
They are shit scared of Gina Reinhardt
Everybody who actually believed this global warming bullshit
Please leave now without any tears.
She'll find us a job with the Shoalhaven Greenie Council.
She'll find us a job with the Shoalhaven Greenie Council.
What the hell is going on
This was supposed to be the big money pay-off.
Everything was to lead to this.
All the fake science, the hidden emails, the Nobel Prizes we bought....
We're rat-shit.
We were getting $200 Billion a year
And total immunity from prosecution
There never was a scam like it
And those idiots ballsed it up at the last minute
They couldn't maintain the lies any longer, my Fuhrer
Rubbish. the bigger the lie, the easier. Look at me and Obama.
But they couldn't keep a straight face any longer.
Don't try that line with me, you idiot.
"We couldn't keep our faces straight." What crap.
Bloody excuses.
They had a easy to learn script.
Support from all the left wing journalists on earth.
The message was simple.
"We must act now - tomorrow will be too late."
"The UN will manage the money"
"All you have to do is write the bloody cheques"
"We will keep it in a sacred trust"
If only they would listen more carefully to me.
Just scare the arse of everybody.
Fear does it, every time.
God, we even had Prince Charles scaring people.
Hustling them. Telling them it was for our children.
Fear and the kids.
It always worked. Always.
I told them it was a mistake - this "sustainability" bullshit. Too complicated.
It's OK. I've converted all our wages into Swiss francs.
I can see it all now.
A joint declaration of waffle
About the way forward, and sharing resources.
We're doomed.
Get Julia Gillard on the blower.
Tell her we want refugee status like that creepy Assange.
She'll find us a job with the Shoalhaven Greenie Council.
