Before we start I advise you that you have Windows 10 on your computer
Because Windows 8 sucks
Bill rhymes with chill
Chill is english for relax
Bill Gates speaks english
English
English comes from England and is spoken in
USA, Canada, Ireland, England, Jamaica, Belize, Australia, New Zealand and Nigeria
The capital of Belize is Belmopan
Belmopan has 12.300 inhabits
Amsterdam (WHICH ISN'T A COUNTRY) has 838.338 inhabits
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Nothing rhymes with 27
Nothing
Nothing18 is a Dutch government program to stop smoking and drinking among young people
Drinking
Drinking is the ingestion of a liquid by an organism
For example, by mouth or a homologous organ
Thus Wikipedia
Homologous
A homologous is a gay docter
When you search gay doctor on Dutch Google Images you get a pictre of Rik van der Westerlaken
Is Rik van der Westerlaken a gay docter?
I don't think so
Let's dig deeper
Rik van der Westerlaken wored at NOS
The phone number of the NOS is
42
noise  N-O-I-S-E
Noise is a large amount of decibels
Decibel Outdoor is a music festival in Hilvarenbeek
The NOS is based in Hilversum
Hilvarenbeen minus Hilversum is minus Beeksum
No Porn Channel (this channel) is based in Beeksum
Beeksum has 7 letters
Windows had a version that was called '7'
After Windows 7 came Windows 8
Windows 8 was stupid
After Windows 8 came Windows 8.1
Windows 8.1 was stupid too
When you get a 8.1 on your test you passed that test
Congratulations is English
English had 6 letters
Windows 8 is stupid
Windows 8 is stupid
The Windows Logo is made out of 4 paving tiles
Bill Gates is 1 person
Illuminati has one eye
So Bill Gates is illuminati confirmed
Windows 8 is stupid
