Nothing quite like the joy of
sand castling, eh buddy?
How you doing over there?
Everything's dandy in Patrick's Kingdom.
Oh, a structure like that can't
protect a king and his subjects.
Here, let me help you.
First, you should start all over.
Whoa! What are you doing?
You destroyed my castle!
I'm just trying to help, buddy.
I don't need any help.
Here are those architectural plans
you requested.
Why, thank you.
Here's a little something for you.
Oh, I suppose I should just tend
to the affairs of my own realm.
And I'll start by making a queen
to rule by your side.
Now we're even.
Alright, Patrick, have it your way.
You keep to your territory
and I'll keep to mine.
This will show SpongeBob he's not
the only one who can build a castle.
Let's see SpongeBob destroy this castle!
I should build a wall just in case
King Pinky gets any funny ideas.
Oh sir, you built onto my side.
- So?
- So, you don't do that!
There, that restores the integrity
of our shared border.
You tyrant! You've done it again!
I'll show you what for.
What for what?
[screaming]
Now we're even... again.
OK Patrick, I can accept that.
No more destruction from
the point forward, OK?
OK, back to square one again.
Ah-ha!
I hereby propose a non-aggression
treaty to end hostilities
between our two kingdoms.
Patrick, by signing
this historic armistice,
you have brought peace to our lands.
May your kingdom prosper.
Oh, that went well.
what are you doing?
What about the treaty?
This treaty ain't worth
the sand it's printed on.
Oh, is that so? Well, if you think
you can take down this castle,
my answer is bring it on!
[laughing]
Patrick, I'm trying to be
the nice guy here, OK?
- Let's call this silly business off.
- No way! You started it.
Fine! Have it your way.
[laughing]
Whatever.
Oh no, no, no, no. Oh...
[screaming]
[laughing]
Attack!
Whoa!
Oh, hello... and goodbye.
[screaming]
Ah-ha!
[screaming]
Come on!
How you like them apples?
[screaming]
[laughing]
You'll never win!
Do you hear me?
Uh-huh... mm-hmm...
Well put, General.
We'll create a surprise military diversion
and break through enemy lines.
What say you?
Yes, we shall ready
ourselves immediately.
How do you like me now?
I like you this much!
Whoa!
Feel me!
[moaning]
Patrick.
Patrick! Are you OK?
The question is... will you be?
[screaming]
[giggling]
