Hello, blazers. NFKRZ here. How you guys doing today? I have very ,very, sad news for you guys today, because
Buzzfeed has won the Social Justice war. (fake sobs)
They have released a video recently which destroyed us all guys, everybody who's ever made videos against Buzzfeed
and calling them out for their race-baiting, man-hating bullshit (fake sobs)
Everybody of us, whoever said that BuzzFeed is bullshit. We're all- we're all virgins
We have no life whatsoever, and we're all beta male cucks. That's right guys... I'm so sorry... (fake sobs)
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Hello blazers NFKRZ here. How you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video today guys
We have a fucking champ because as you know guys
I'm actually subscribed to the BuzzFeed channel to see if they pulled some fucking bullshit, and this is exactly what they did today
They uploaded video- a new video called
uhhh beta male, and basically this video is supposed to be a story of a guy who is just a beta who can't get bitches
but
actually near the end the video quickly turns from this guy just being a fucking loser to him being a frequent visitor on 4chan and
him actually commenting about feminazis and shit and
opposing BuzzFeed and opposing the Social Justice Warriors so BuzzFeed is basically with this huge video here,  "Beta Male,"
is implying that every single person who has ever spoken out against BuzzFeed is a, uh -
he's a virgin, a loser, who has absolutely no life and who has never smelled a woman in his entire fucking life and
you know, fair point, BuzzFeed, fair point, but
it's not true it's not. Yes guys it might be hard to believe that NFKRZ Bangerz
has ever smelled a woman in his entire life, but, it is true, I have. So yes guys
this is a truly great day for internet Social Justice war because,
actually BuzzFeed has finally responded to all the people who's ever called them out for bullshit. You know, BuzzFeed can make their "Dear White People,"
"Question for White People," and whatever.
But they never actually responded to all the videos we make about them. And this time guys,
they have finally did it. And today guys, we're going to look at it because
it is fucking glorious.
No fucking way, there's no fucking way (bet this guy beats it to furries tho :^))
Hey guys I don't even know where to start with this. Basically, probably all the 4chan users in the audience already
thinking, saying, "REEEE! the fucking normies has entered 4chan!" We have a man who looks like leafyishere with the greasy head
masturbating to anime in the toilet and then going on
basically 4chan, okay, and it's a board that's of course not existent, but this one is called advice
So he's definitely- he's definitely: "/our guy/". This is looking hella fuckin promising already
Yeah, BuzzFeed, not a very realistic video right here
Okay, because if it was actual 4chan, the very first reply to the thread would be OP is a faggot
Yeah guys. This is the life of NFKRZ right now, uh, going around on Tinder trying to find some pussy.
I really like the caption they left here, "mucho autismo."
(laughs) What the fuck?!
Is that supposed to be like a doge meme like, much wow, very wow?
Mucho autismo. Jesus fucking Christ, BuzzFeed. Your meme game is on point, you feel me? It is.
And once again BuzzFeed, unrealistic video, because if this was an actual beta male, a virgin from 4chan,
he wouldn't be able to score a date, okay. Unrealistic video. Fuck you.
You guys already kind of see where this is heading. This guy's basically a loser, plays video games, can't get bitches.
He's definitely going to be a
guy fighting against Social Justice Warriors and against feminazis because the only people who fight against bullshit nowadays are cucks and
losers who- and virgins. Yeah definitely BuzzFeed. That's definitely how it is in real life. Yes.
Oh, no, it was fine! It was fine, it worked out. Thanks for having me.
-Yeah, no, thanks for coming.
-Alright, bye!
-I'll see you again soon?
-Sure, yeah!
-Okay, great! All right.
Ah my nigga, you fucked up, okay?
Drop that ho
immediately because she just- those bitches just trying to use you. If this bitch didn't kiss you at the end of the date-
nigga you fucked up, okay? Just- just stop it.
Give up and keep jerking off to anime porn on 4chan of course, because this is the average Social Justice Warrior fighter.
Holy shit everybody!
Woke alert! Woke alert! BuzzFeed has learned the 4chan language. "Cucked again," there you go guys, all of the
people who have ever called liberal supporters of Hillary Clinton cucks...
There you go guys even BuzzFeed now is- uh-
adopting this kind of language. This is truly a sad day for 4chan.
I mean, you didn't really get cucked, dude, to be fair.
You were not even in a relationship with that bitch in the first place.
You know, bitches ain't shit, my nigga. You feel me? Bros before hoes. But c'mon dude.
This is so surreal. BuzzFeed trying to portray a life of a typical uhhh
image board user of a virgin who never gets pussy,
using words like cucked...
We fucking- we fucking come a full circle here, okay?
This is- the universe should be exploding by now because this is ins- this is insane.
I mean what's fucking next? People are going to start defending feminists and Hillary Clinton on 4chan? Like what is this shit?
(what buzzfeed thinks hate on 4chan is like)
(shameful advertisement)
(200 IQ buzzfeed incoming)
(human peak performance)
(yep, he's /ourguy/)
(buzzfeed cringe meme compilation)
(please make it stop im dying)
Oh my fucking God!
"Get that Patrick Bateman look, Mom's spaghetti." These people who are on BuzzFeed working in this video-
they clearly know their 4chan memes because American Psycho, fucking classic, and he actually kinda looks like him. Mom's spaghetti. It's ready. (vomit on his sweater already)
I mean do we have our guys in the BuzzFeed fucking establishment currently? Because they're clearly
4chan users just sitting there making videos for BuzzFeed.
Maybe, uh- BuzzFeed Social Justice Warriors have started to understand 4chan meme culture.
This- this is fucking- this is the sad day for humanity, okay?
Hello.
(elevator dings)
Who's that for?
(ur mum lol)
Oh!
Uhm...
Sorry...
(oof)
I can't...
(big oof)
-uh-
Excuse me.
(mega oof)
(all around me are familiar faces)
(worn out places)
(worn out faces)
So Fred, there's a few things that I really need to talk though with you. I've been hearing about inappropriate behaviors...
You guys feel it? Do you guys feel the Social Justice Warrior agenda building up right now?
He got rejected by a woman. Women are all fucking- women suck, okay?
Here's the hatred for women coming in. This is why he hates feminists and then fucking PC principal
I mean
honestly like what kind of shit is this? He seriously just asked her out basically and tried to give her a present.
And she reported that to the higher people in the company, so he is in trouble now.
I mean
What kind of a fucking bitch is this?
She's probably the kind of bitch who thinks she just got raped because somebody stared at her for more than five seconds.
This is- it's fucking terrible.
And there you go guys. There it is, the fucking-
BuzzFeed agenda coming in saying that all the people who basically oppose their shit and oppose Social Justice Warriors on the internet
are like this guy, losers who get no pussy, who have no life.
/random/, which is supposed to be /b/, obviously.
"Feminazis won't let us be gentlemen anymore,"
" Cultural Marxism, Fucking SJWs." I mean- (wheeze)
Fucking BuzzFeed goddammit. I mean you can't trick us this easy okay?
"Very red pill bro." What the fuck does that even mean?
(more buzzfeed cringe coming)
(yey we're edgelords we smoke weed)(mommy am i a big boy now?)
(giggling)
"Bet she could take a dick." Pepe-
(laughing)
Oh my God guys, holy shit. I can't even believe this.
Pepe94 - "Lols."
(sighs)
Look, I'm not even like a huge 4chan visitor. I actually don't ever visit 4chan.
I only sometimes visit Два.ч which is like a Russian image board. It's basically 4chan, but in Russian.
I'm not even the 4chan visitor, but this shit triggers me. This is- this is so fucking stupid.
It's like normies trying to be hip and trying to understand 4chan culture. Like this is- this shit is just ridiculous.
(lulz x1)
(lulz x2)
(lulz x3)
(lulz x4)
(lulz x5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
(yes i counted)
(i was bored okay?)
(damn underrated translation sh-)
That was the incredible BuzzFeed video about 4chan visitors who hate Social Justice warriors.
We're all virgins who have never had- smelled pussy in our entire lives.
And, uhm.
We spent our life just sitting on 4chan 24/7 and typing,
" L U L Z "
(slight chuckle)
And you can clearly tell guys that this video didn't go down too well
because it has almost 7,000 likes and, you know, less than 5,000 likes so even the people- like- (stammers)
Looking at the comments, even the people who are Social Justice Warriors-
they still don't like this video. Like this video is supposed to be an epic answer to all the fucking trolls who-
say shit about BuzzFeed on the internet.
But, in fact, the very- their very old friends, the Social Justice Warriors,
they come in saying shit like, "There's just so much wrong with all this.
Stop objectifying men by labeling them as alpha or beta. They're people. This is not okay."
"Great. These people need help in getting their life together and getting out of the loop. Let's make fun of them.
I would find the people who produced this if I was in my power."
You can clearly fucking tell that even the Social Justice Warriors who this video is supposed to be pandering to-
even they did not like it. This is how abysmal BuzzFeed at this point guys.
It's- it's actually pretty fucking sad. But yeah guys. What have we learned from today's video?
There are 4chan intruders working at Buzzfeed. And all of us- I mean, okay-
maybe most of my audience is like thirteen year old virgins anyways. But you know, h3h3 productions, I dunno, Hunter Avallone,
I don't know, Milo Yiannopoulos, people like that- all of them- virgins who have never smelled a woman in their entire life.
That's right guys. We don't actually want to fight against the Social Justice Warrior bullshit.
We're just sad fucks who have been rejected by women so much that we hate all the feminists, fucking hate them. Nice try, BuzzFeed.
But you still suck dick.
So yeah guys
I guess that is going to pretty much conclude our video for today. If you guys did enjoy please make sure to slap that fucking like button.
If you happen to be a virgin, troll, loser who has never had human interaction his entire life and you hate Social Justice Warriors
Slap that fucking like, support your bros out there. Make sure to type,
"L U L Z" down in the comments because that's how- that's the only way we talk apparently. And yeah guys I thank all of you
virgins who have never had human or female interaction in their entire life, who have no life, all of you guys, I say
thank you for watching this video, and if you guys do enjoy, please make sure to slap that fucking like button.
And I will see you in the next one.
Peace
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