>> PLEASE WELCOME MY GOOD
FRIEND, PROFESSOR THE LORD
ROBERT WINSTON.
>> THANKS FOR FLYING ALL THE WAY
TO SEE US.
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU ON THE
SHOW.
WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME TESTS.
>> HYDROGEN, OXYGEN AND INERT
GAS, THESE ARE SOMEWHAT
DANGEROUS.
QUITE A FEW BANGS, ANYBODY
NERVOUS OUGHT TO LEAVE NOW.
>> James: GOOD LUCK, I'LL SEE
YOU LATER.
MY LUGGAGE!
SO WE ARE GOING TO WEAR THESE,
SAFETY GOGGLES.
WHAT'S THE FIRST ONE WE'RE GOING
TO DO?
>> LIGHT THERE CANDLE.
>>
>> James: ON THIS POLE.
>> SOAPY WATER HERE.
AND THIS IS FILLED WITH
HYDROGEN.
I DON'T WANT TO BE BLOWN UP.
>> James: THAT'S THE LAST
THING ANY OF YOU WANT.
>> WE'LL MAKE SOME NICE BUBBLES.
>> James: OKAY, WHAT AM I
DOING?
>> LIGHT THE BUBBLE.
>> James: LIGHT THE BUBBLE!
WHOA!
OH, THAT HIT YOUR HANT!
>> HAD A HAD A.
TO TELL YOU -- HA HA TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, THIS IS A LOT SAFER
THAN THE NEXT ONE.
>> James: GET A FLIER UP
THERE!
>> HERE WE GO, COME ON YOU.
COME ON YOU!
FEST.
>> James: WAY!
BEAUTIFUL!
ALL RIGHT.
SO THAT'S TEST NUMBER 1.
IS IT YOUR HANDS, RUB THEM ON
ME.
>> THAT'S HYDROGEN.
THAT'S TOMORROW'S FUEL.
>> James: LET ME MOVE THIS
BACK A TOUCH.
THAT'S TOMORROW'S FUEL.
WHAT IS THIS ONE?
>> THIS IS MORE DANGEROUS.
SEPARATE OXYGEN FROM A FORM OF
WATER, HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, WHAT
YOU MIGHT USE TO DYE YOUR HAIR
RED.
WE NEED TO MAKE A NICE SOAPY
SOLUTION.
>> James: A SOAPY SOLUTION.
THAT IS A GOOD FILM
FOR A BAND.
REGGIE WATTS AND SOAPY SOLUTION.
>> LET'S PUT SOME SOAPY WATER IN
HERE.
>> James: I'M GOING TO DO THE
SAME IN HERE.
TWO, THREE.
ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW MESS IT UP.
>> James: MIX UP THIS BAD
BOY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
>> NOW I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU
TOUCH THIS.
>> James: VERY WISE, VERY
WISE.
>> I SHOULD WARN YOU I'M ONE OF
THE CLUMSIEST INDIVIDUALS AND
MOST OF MY EXPERIMENTS FAME.
>> James: HOW WONDERFUL WE
FLEW YOU OUT HERE TO DO THIS.
>> I WATCH YOU, BE CAREFUL.
I'LL PULL HALF OF IT IN.
>> James: HALF OF THAT GOES
IN.
>> LITTLE BIT MORE.
>> James: OKAY.
>> SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, YOU
KNOW?
(LAUGHTER)
>> James: I POUR THIS IN HERE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO MIX THAT
AROUND?
DON'T WORRY I'M NOT --
>> BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS WILL
COME OFF.
>> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I'M SERIOUS.
OKAY NOW, MY TURN.
>> James: OKAY, SO WE'RE
GOING TO STIR THIS AROUND.
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO STIR IT
AROUND.
>> James: TO YOU --
>> I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT IF I WERE
YOU.
>> James: ALL RIGHT SOME
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE.
SHOULD I HAVE GLOVES ON OR
SOMETHING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE GLOVES ON.
YOU WOULD ALSO HAVE A SHIELD
HERE AND A SHIELD HERE IN THE
LABORATORY.
JUST KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.
>> James: I'LL KEEP MY
FINGERS CROSSED IF I'VE GOT
FINGERS.
>> PAY TREANGS.
>> James: OKAY.
>> SO WE'RE GOING TO COUNT TO
THREE, RIGHT?
>>
>> James: RIGHT.
>> ON THE THIRD BEAT WE PULL
THIS IN AND RETIRE.
>> James: RETIRE AS IN DIE OR
>> I'M NOT JOKING, I'M DEAD
SERIOUS.
>> James: THREE TWO ONE AND
RUN.
WHICH?
>> ONE TWO THREE.
>> James: ONE TWO THREE GO.
(BLEEP).
>> James: HA HA HA HA HA!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: OH MY WORD!
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> SEE HOW HOT IT IS.
STEAM COMING OFF.
(APPLAUSE)
>> IT WASN'T A SIMULTANEOUS
ORGASM WAS IT?
>> James: IT WASN'T A
SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM BUT IT WAS
VERY MUCH LIKE SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I RUN OFF AND LET HER DO WHAT
SHE WANTS TO DO.
NOW WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU SAID I WOULD LOSE MY
FINGERS.
WHAT'S THIS?
>> WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS PUT --
>> James: DO WE NEED THESE
ON?
>> DON'T TOUCH.
4,000 TABLE TENNIS BALLS.
>> James: HOW DID YOU GET
THROUGH CUSTOMS --
>> THE BETTER THAN WHO IS AT
RISK IS REGGIE WHO REALLY OUGHT
TO LEAVE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THE REST
OF THE BAND?
I MARINE THEY'RE HALF A
CENTIMETERS AWAY.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
PUT GLOVES ON?
>> PUT GLOVES ON.
>> James: I GO HOME TO MY
WIFE AND SAY, SORRY I'VE BEEN IN
THE LAB.
LIQUID NITROGEN?
>> MINUS 320° FAHRENHEIT, ABOUT
MINUS 196° CELSIUS.
IT'S VERY, VERY COLD.
>> James: TELL ME WHETHER TO
GO.
>> WHEN THIS LIQUID WARMINGS UP
AND EXPAND TO BECOME A GAS, IT
EXPWANDZ 700 TIMES.
BE ESTATE --
>> James: ESTATE EDDIE IN THE
NEW SUIT?
>> NO, IT'S MY GENITALS I'M
WORRIED ABOUT.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GENITALS ON
THIS PROGRAM, PRETTY DISGUSTING.
>> James: WHY IS THIS DOWN?
>> FILL THE BUCKET UP TO THE
BLUE LINE.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE STOPPER
OUT AND THAT'S IT.
>> James: I ALREADY FEEL LIKE
I'M IN SCIENCE.
>> PUT THIS DOWN THERE.
>> James: POUR THIS IN THERE.
>> PRETTY RAPIDLY BUT NOT UNTIL
IT OVERFLOWS.
>
>> James: WHY DID WE GET SUCH
A HUGE THING?
WHY DIDN'T WE GET A SMALLER --
>> THAT'S TO PROTECTOR YOU.
>>
>> James: ALL RIGHT, COMING
IN, READY?
>> KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, KEEP
GOING, STOP!
OKAY.
>> James: WHOA THAT'S COLD!
>> TAKE A LOOK QUICKLY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> THE MOMENT I PUT THIS IN
HERE, IT EVAPORATED A LOT
BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY FULL.
WE'RE GOING TO STOPPER THERE,
RIGHT?
>> James: THIS WASN'T THE END
OF AN ACTION MOVIE.
LET IT GO, COME ON!
GET BAT.
>> James: COVER YOUR EITHER!
-- COVER YOUR EARS.
IS THIS RIGHT?
IS THIS MEANT TO HAPPEN?
>> NO.
(BOOM).
>> James: OH MY WORD, THAT
WAS INCREDIBLE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PROFESSOR
ROBERT WINSTON, INCREDIBLE,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
