Let's do this.
   The Niagara Falls
   are located on the border
 of the United States
  and Canada.
Why does hockey
 still exist?
   Cristela.
Too many white guys.
 [ Laughter ]
 10 points, 10 points.
   Yoda and Miss Piggy were both
   voiced by the same person.
 What's Jeff Dunham
 doing right now?
 Cristela.
Building a puppet called
"Pakistan the Cab Driver."
 [ Laughter ]
 10 points, 10 points!
   Jimmy Carter was
  the first president
   to be born at a hospital.
 Which real housewife
  would make the best doula?
 Kym.
  The one
   with the fake booty.
 [ Laughter ]
   Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  That's all of them.
 10 points, 10 points.
   North American oysters do not
   make pearls of any value.
   What is the sexiest appetizer
   at Cheesecake Factory?
 What?!
 [ Laughter ]
   Cristela.
Chocolate covered
 buffalo wings.
 [ Laughter ]
 10 points, 10 points.
That's good.
That's good.
   Also would have accepted
  "My server Brian."
Salvador Dalí said he would eat
   his wife after she died.
   When does Mark Consuelos
go down on Kelly Ripa?
 Kym.
   When he can find
her skinny ass.
 [ Laughter ]
 10 points!
   Sorry, Kelly! I still
want to be on your show.
   Maple is one of the most
  common names for a street.
 What is the worst way
   to spell "Sarah"?
   Cristela.
 Uh, with "Huckabee"
and "Sanders" right after it.
   Yeah! 10 points!
[ Cheers and applause ]
 [ Laughter ]
  [ Buzzer ]
Oh, I'm sorry.
   That's time. That's time.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's check the scores.
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
 [ Drum roll ]
 Congratulations, Kym Whitley,
