Louis C.K. on Beating Two Year Olds
LOUIS CK: She totally runs the house. We were at, I remember Halloween last year.
	Couple days before Halloween my wife comes up to me, and she's like.
LOUIS' WIFE: We have to get you a cat a costume. 
LOUIS CK: No, no we don't actually. 
LOUIS' WIFE: No we do, because she thinks you're going to be a cat. It's like she's a guy with a gun in the other room, that's what it's like. 
LOUIS' WIFE: She thinks your going to be a cat. I don't know how she got it in her head, but she's expecting to be a cat on Halloween. 
LOUIS CK: Well tell her to go fuck herself because I'm not doing it. I'm not afraid of her. 
She's 2. I'll fucking fight her. I could take her. 
I could kick the shit out of thousands of 2 year olds all day. Just walk around. 
They would never even gang up on me. They suck. I'm not afraid of her.
