• From farting loud in a public bathroom
to wearing an untied robe at a school, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the
most embarrassing things our parents have
ever done.
I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by monkeydude7230
Grgak
One time Grgak, his parents, and his sister
went to London on a little holiday.
They were walking through the street when
his dad noticed a homosexual couple walking
towards them.
Because Grgak’s dad has a thing about ‘gaydar’
wheneve r he sees a homosexual couple, his
dad started to go, “Badoop, dadoop, badoop,
dadoop” as if mimicking the sounds of radar.
He didn't realize how close the couple were
and apologized, but it wasn’t enough.
They gasped and stormed off… but, later
on, after Grgak and his family had finished
buying dinner, they drove back to the hotel
and noticed the couple again, not realizing
that it was the pair from earlier.
Grgak’s dad did the ‘gaydar’ thing again
and, again, the pair heard it.
They got upset and checked out.
So, Grgak’s dad had embarrassed them twice
within the span of two hours in the same way
as before.
They haven't been to London since.
Number 9 was submitted by JmanTTech Spinalpalm
When Spinalpalm was 15, he was forced to go
shopping with his mom at the mall.
Being the edgy, teenage introvert he was,
he hated shopping.
They spent 5-6 hours looking for clothes his
mom found interesting.
The whole day mainly consisted of Spinalpalm
waiting outside the store for his mom to finish
her shopping.
He ended up hating the whole thing and rode
the entire car ride home with an annoyed expression.
His mom took notice and wanted to cheer him
up, so she decided to buy him some McDonald’s.
They made it to the restaurant, where Spinalpalm
ordered what he wanted and patiently waited
at the window.
While they were waiting, his mom thought it'd
be funny to take out a pair of underwear that
she got from Victoria’s Secret and dangle
it in his face.
At that moment, the man at the window came
up and laughed at what was going on.
Spinalpalm just took the food and ate in the
car in silence.
Number 8 was submitted by TheBlueWhite SaltySquid
When SaltySquid was 18, he told his dad that
he was going to the pharmacy.
His dad asked why, and SaltySquid told him
that his girlfriend was going to come over
and stay overnight.
His dad then told him that he was going to
go with him.
So they drove to the nearest pharmacy and,
as they entered, SaltySquid started looking
for condoms.
He looked for about two minutes when, all
of a sudden, his dad shouted, “Fruit-tasting
or simple condoms?
I heard that your girlfriend likes the banana
ones!”
There were about 15 people there who heard
him.
They bought the fruity ones and then drove
back home.
When SaltySquid asked his dad why he did that,
he said, “Remember when you pranked me with
the toothpaste instead of milk cream in the
Oreo cookies?
No one destroys my delicious, tasty sugary
treats!"
Number 7 was submitted by Pingulikesbananas
Ramona
When Ramona was in high school, her father
came to pick her up from school for the first
time ever.
She walked out to the parking lot as he honked
the horn and screamed her name.
Before she could walk over to him, he got
out of the car wearing only an untied robe
that revealed his boxers.
He grabbed her hand and led her to the car.
As he started to drive away while Ramona pretended
to not exist, he got cut off and began to
flip off the driver, screaming at them with
the windows down, making everyone stare even
more.
Afterward, Ramona pleaded with her mother
to never let her father pick her up again.
Number 6 was submitted by Anime_Artist Andiemations
So when Andie was twelve, she and her boyfriend,
Adam, thought they should go on a date because
they had been dating for 10 months.
They hadn’t gone on a date before because
Andie’s parents didn't allow her to date.
Adam's parents, on the other hand, were chill
and liked Andie.
So one day they decided to go to the park.
Andie asked her dad if he could drop her off
because Adam's mom was going to do the same
with him.
After her dad dropped her off, she ran to
Adam and hugged him.
While they chatted, Andie noticed Adam becoming
nervous with dilating pupils.
Instead of looking at her, he was looking
behind her.
She slowly turned to look and there was her
dad in the car, the expression on his face
burned into her memory forever.
After a half hour more of hanging out with
each other – just running around and playing
tag while taking selfies – her dad told
her to get in the car because they had to
go home.
She ran to the car and talked to her dad through
the driver's window, saying, "But then he
would be alone and I don't want him to get
hurt or anything!”
After a while of convincing her dad, Andie
ran to Adam and grabbed his hand.
She told him that her dad was going to drop
him off at his house.
He texted his mom and she was okay with that.
So Andie and Adam got into the car and held
hands secretly as her dad drove.
Her dad looked at them through the rearview
mirror while threatening Adam by saying, “I
know where you live now.
You'll be expecting me for a while.
I have a rifle..." and so on.
Poor Adam was shaking.
When they arrived at his house, he quickly
kissed her cheek and ran inside.
Andie’s dad didn't drive home until Adam
went inside.
Andie was mortified and didn't talk to her
dad for two weeks.
Needless to say, Adam was scared of her dad.
Number 5 was submitted by Btschimchim Doopie
Once when Doopie was younger she went on a
school field trip to an arcade, with her parents
as chaperones.
While at the arcade, she tripped and fell
on some vomit.
Her parents picked her up and yelled, "SHE
THREW UP!
SHE THREW UP!
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
SHE’S GONNA EXPLODE!”
Doopie hated it, and for the rest of the year
people called her the ‘throw up girl’.
Number 4 was submitted by Ciara135792 Pandora
For her 11th birthday, Pandora had a really
big birthday party with a really big cake.
Written in frosting was, “Happy birthday,
baby girl!”
In the middle of the night, Pandora and her
friends got hungry.
They snuck downstairs to get food… but it
turned out that her dad had the same idea.
However, he was naked and eating her leftover
birthday cake!
As soon as her friends saw him, they ran away
but Pandora just stood there, shocked.
To this day, Pandora and her dad still can’t
have a birthday without thinking of that moment.
Number 3 was submitted by Vodlex Pringle
Pringle and his parents went to a store to
buy a skateboard one day.
As soon as he found a suitable skateboard,
Pringle and his parents walked up to the cashier
to pay for it.
On the way, his mom stopped to look at a vase
while his dad rushed to the toilet.
While his mom was paying for the skateboard,
they heard the biggest fart EVER!
It was so loud that the cashier thought Pringle
had farted.
Pringle just looked forward blankly, not saying
a word.
Even though that was the last time he ever
went into that store, Pringle still got a
skateboard.
Number 2 was submitted by BadLuckCharm00 CivilSpider
Two years ago, CivilSpider and a couple of
his friends were hanging out at his house
playing video games.
At the time, his parents were out drinking
so CivilSpider and his friends had the house
to themselves… until his parents – who
were extremely drunk – came home.
Once they were home, they went to their room
to have sex.
The problem with that was that his room was
right next to his parents’ room, so they
ended up hearing everything.
Despite telling his friends that they should
move to a different room, being the hormonal
teenagers they were, they wanted to listen.
After that, CivilSpider could not look at
his parents or his friends the same way again.
Number 1 – What was the most embarrassing
thing my parents 
ever did?
