(Orange laughing)
(honking)
(chicken clucking)
- [Orange] (laughing) Oh, no.
(whooshing)
(upbeat electronic dance music)
(Orange laughing)
Hey yo, it's A to the O,
back again with another gaming video.
And we're playing Dude Simulator.
Yo dude, what's up?
Yeah, dude.
(Orange laughing)
Oh, this sounds like it's gonna be fun.
Alright, let's jump right in.
Okay, it looks like I'm
a dude (chuckling) yeah.
When are they gonna make that
Orange simulator?
(farting)
Oh, did I just fart, did I?
(farting)
Yeah (laughing), if you
click the mouse he farts.
Nice, let's do it, again. (burping)
(Orange laughing)
I already approve of this
game, this is awesome.
Okay, so I'm just hanging out
in my apartment, apparently.
That's cool, but I kinda wanna do stuff.
I'm a dude, after all.
Dudes do stuff, right dude?
Right, duder.
Alright, let's just (farting)
go outside (laughing).
No, open the door, don't
fart on the door (laughing).
I could see why you'd wanna
do that, though (laughing).
Oh, sweet, there's just
a car sitting here.
I wonder if I could (burping) drive it.
Yeah (laughing), don't burp on the door,
just go in the door.
He likes burpin' on doors,
and fartin' on doors
more then he likes opening doors, alright.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Ack, (laughing) whoops, sorry 'bout that.
Oh, hey, what's going (laughing), wow.
Well, that was crazy.
I did a barrel roll in
this car (laughing).
Is this what it's like to be a dude?
Nice.
What's up, oh, sorry dude.
I didn't mean to do it,
actually I did, (laughing) dude.
Hey, what's going on, buddy, what's up?
Can I, oh, I can click on you?
Hey, dude.
- [Onscreen Character] Hey, dude.
- [Orange] Hey, dude!
Hey, dude! (laughing)
Follow me, is he, oh,
you gonna follow me, now?
(laughing) oh, that's
kinda creepy. (laughing)
what is that move, is that how you walk?
It's like you're kinda walking
and doing the macarena at the same time.
Hey, what's goin' on, buddy?
Uh, you follow me, too. (laughing)
I wonder if I could get a
bunch of people to follow me.
Is he, aw, no, only one follows at a time.
Aw, I wanted a horde of followers,
that woulda been awesome. (laughing)
Whoa, look out, buddy, he's
rollin' all up in yo business.
Wow, (laughing) everybody
do the flop. (laughing)
You guys love, oh, okay okay okay.
Oh, gee, geez, (laughing) freak me out.
I'm gonna check out and see what's goin'
on in the neighbor's house.
Hey hey, I'm home, even though
you didn't invite me. (laughing)
Everything's better you
got an Orange around.
Okay, I'm just gonna leave
(farting) a present for him.
There, (laughing) now he's gonna go
on the computer and be like, eww,
why does my computer smell
like farts? (laughing)
Okay, what's a basketball
hoop but no basketball?
I want a basketball.
What the, how'd I get a chicken?
Oh, the scroll wheel!
Oh, it scrolls through different stuff.
Oh, and I have a chicken, wow.
What the cluck? (laughing)
Hey guys, wanna see my chicken?
Check it out!
(chicken clucking)
Kiss the chicken, kiss it.
No, no, not this.
I want you to kiss the
chicken, 'kay. (laughing)
Whoa (laughing)
(honking)
(chicken clucking)
(laughing) Oh, no.
(chicken clucking)
(laughs) Oh no, I think I
killed a man with a chicken.
(honking)
No! (laughing)
Wow, look out, groin shot!
(honking)
(Orange laughing)
(chicken clucking)
what is even happening? (laughing)
I got a chicken, I'm just
gonna wing it. (laughing)
Oh, man, this is awesome.
- [Police] This is police.
- [Orange] What, this
is police, what, where?
There's a police, oh, hey, ah!
(punching strikes)
oh, hey, agh!
(honking)
The police are kicking me!
(Orange laughing)
- Stop, stop.
- They're after me 'cause
I have a deadly chicken.
(honking)
There's no way you're gonna
run away from my chicken.
- [Police] Hands up, hand up.
- (laughing) Oh no, there's
a horde of police officers
after me.
- Hands up, this is police.
- Ah, what the.
- Hands up.
- [Orange] How'd I get on top of him?
- [Police] Hands up, this is police.
Hands up, this is police.
- Oh man, being a dude
is awesome, oh yeah.
- Stop, stop.
- I never knew how much I wanted
to be a dude until right now.
- [Police] This is police, stop.
- [Orange] Now I know the true
pecking order. (laughing)
- This is police, hands up,
hands up, hands up.
- Where are you guys
takin' me?
Okay, I could slap, and
then let's see, whoa.
- [Police] This is police, stop.
- Whoa, whoa.
- This is police, stop.
- I'm throwin' cheese balls.
- This is police.
This is police.
- Hey guys, want
some cheese balls?
- This is police.
Stop.
- Apparently I have them
in my shorts.
- Stop.
Hands up.
- I don't understand
why it's a shorts icon.
- Hands up, this is police.
- [Orange] But it gives you cheese balls.
Yeah, you love cheese balls.
- Stop, this is police.
This is police, stop.
- Okay, can you guys put
me down now, I don't want
- Stop, hands up.
- [Orange] to crowd surf anymore.
- Hands up, stop.
- No more crowd surfing!
(Orange laughing)
- This is police.
Stop.
- Looks like you guys
are moshing down there.
- This is police.
- [Orange] Go for zee ride, yes I'm free!
- [Police] This is police.
- [Orange] Come on, chicken, let's go!
- Hands up, hands up.
- Hello sir, guess what?
Chicken butt! (laughing)
(honking)
Or more like, chicken
pecking your butt. (laughing)
Slap! (laughing)
(punching strikes)
Slap booties, oh hey!
- Stop.
- [Orange] Ya coppers, imma
slap booties all day, ow!
(laughing) Oh no, I died.
Oh, (laughs) dude!
Man, being a dude is awesome.
I'm gonna have to rethink
this whole orange thing
if you get a free
chicken, I mean, come on.
Uh oh, oh no, I'm in jail!
Oh, no, for 66 days, oye.
Anything good in here?
(farting) Ah, nothing
(laughing), fart on it.
Wake up, buddy, I'm
gonna fart on your face.
(burping) Or burp in your face.
(alarm blaring)
That didn't wake
him up, though, whatever.
Okay, I heard a whistle, yay!
66 days goes by pretty quickly. (laughing)
Yeah, whoa whoa whoa,
who wants cheese balls?
Yay, (laughing) everybody
loves cheese balls.
I think this one's spinning.
Check it out, yeah. (laughing)
I'm gonna spit on him.
(on-screen character screaming)
(laughing) I spit on your butt.
(laughing) He ran away.
He doesn't like being spit on.
(kicking strikes)
Ow, okay, geez.
You didn't have to kick me in the face.
Do that again, I'm gonna
pull out the chicken.
Don't do it, oh, that's it, that's it,
you kicked me, now you're asking for it.
Here's the chicken.
Know what, you're a foul individual.
(honking)
(Orange laughing)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
listen to the pecking order.
It's right here, right
now, yeah, how you like it?
(honking)
You've been chickened.
(farting) Ooh, juicy. (laughing)
Ooh, what's goin' on in here?
- [Police] Stop.
- Stop, what, hey, ow.
- Stop.
This is police.
- Copperinos, again.
I didnt' do it, it was the chicken!
I'm serious, it wasn't me.
The chicken made me do it.
(laughing) Later, I'm outta here.
(engine revving)
Nah uh, no, you can't have a ride.
Who put a tree there,
that's not where trees go.
Leaf me alone, tree. (laughing)
Whuh uh oh, no!
Did he just push my truck over?
Well, I'm not even mad, I'm
just impressed. (laughing)
- [Police] This is police.
- [Orange] Yeah, I know,
I know this is police.
Aw, everybody always wants
to arrest me, why? (laughing)
Ooh, can I use this?
Oh, sweet, we're gonna go shopping, yeah!
Okay, that's even harder
to control than a truck.
- Hands up, this is police.
- [Orange] Oh, man, I crashed that one.
- This is police.
- Oh yeah, here we go.
Okay, hop in the cart,
I'll give ya a ride.
Ohh (laughing).
- Stop.
- [Orange] No, I'm not gonna stop!
- Hands up, stop.
- I'm busy right now,
I'm shopping for things.
I'm a dude, you get
- Hands up.
- [Orange] that's what
dudes do, they go shopping.
I gotta get myself some
of those kangaroo pants.
Ow, you almost got in there.
- This is police, hands up.
- Yeah. (laughing)
I'm shopping for people.
Nobody wants a ride in my
cart, it's so sad. (laughing)
Wow, cart's out of control.
Sweet, wonder if I could
go out to the, okay.
Now, I want to go out to the waterfall.
I'm coming, waterfall, I'm coming to you!
Make sure the cops aren't followin' me.
Yeah, ya water ya thinkin',
waterfall, hey! (laughing)
Squeaky clean (laughs), oh
yeah, that's pretty cool.
It doesn't really do anything, though.
I thought it was gonna do something,
but it didn't really do anything.
Oh, that's cool, yeah,
I'll buy one of these.
Did I buy it?
Oh yeah, my money went down,
so I must've bought it.
Well, is it in my inventory, or what?
Oh, there it is.
Cool time for a refreshing
(burping) drink, whoa.
What's happening, blah, okay!
I can't control it.
I instantly regret
drinking whatever this was.
(burping) You okay? (laughing)
I can't control it, it's
going everywhere. (farting)
(laughing) (farting)
He just keeps farting.
Like, I totally approve of that, just,
you know, could you walk straight.
Help me, chicken, please help me, chicken.
Okay, let's not do that, again.
Alright, let's get, now we
gotta go grocery shopping.
You know, I need some supplies,
and I need to save all my friends.
You guys got any peanut
butter bowling ball
sandwiches in there?
At first I've gotta
get inside, here we go.
Yeah, alright, lot's to
pick from, it looks like.
Oh no, not those drinks. (farting)
(burping and laughing) Yeah,
I just fart on those drinks,
I don't actually drink them.
I don't know if I could
even pick it up, though.
Let's see, try and pick it up.
No, no, no, just, no, what
are you doing? (laughing)
Don't slap the merchandise,
pick the merchandise up.
(laughing) Just knocking it over.
What the heck, I can't even shop.
Shop till you drop, yo.
Okay, I'd like to check out, thanks.
Yeah, please, can I give
you some booty slaps?
That's payment, payment
is booty slaps. (laughing)
Doesn't do anything.
This is the worst grocery store ever.
Weapons store, uh oh, okay
doors, ah, my only weakness.
Hey hey, whoa, cool, okay looks like
I have enough money for the pistol.
I'm gonna buy that.
Time for a super secret
butt shot surprise!
(gunshots firing)
Woo hoo, butt shots!
(laughing) Shootin' booties.
Oh, there are toys in there, nice.
Hopefully they have some fidget spinners.
Don't mind me, just gonna
(blabbering), butt shot!
What the, butt shot, come on!
It's just goin' right through him.
Butt shot, what the, he's
invincible to butt shots.
Ah, police!
Okay, the burger store.
Maybe I can hold up the restaurant.
Okay, give me all your money.
For real, give me your
money, or the soda gets it.
That's it, the soda's gettin' it.
Yeah! (laughing)
(gunshot fires) No!
(repeated gunshots firing)
- Stop.
- [Orange] Ah, they're after me!
You guys, I'm shooting ketchup
packets all day.
- Stop.
- [Orange] They have a lot
of ketchup packets in there.
Uh oh.
(gunshots firing)
- Hands up.
- Booty shots, booty shots.
(On-screen character yelling)
(Orange yelling) Help me!
(Orange laughing)
- Stop.
- [Orange] No!
(punching strikes)
(laughing) Slaps, oh!
I am no more.
- Stop.
- [Orange] (sighs) Well, it
was a lotta fun being a dude.
I definitely recommend it. (giggling)
Alright guys, well I'm gonna get going.
Till next time, later dudes!
(upbeat electronic dance music)
