>> THAT IS YOUR LATEST WEATHER.
>> THAT IS YOUR LATEST WEATHER. GUYS?
GUYS? >> AL, THANK YOU.
>> AL, THANK YOU. >>> NOW, TO THE MAN WE HAVE
>>> NOW, TO THE MAN WE HAVE BEFORE US.
BEFORE US. >> LARRY DAVID.
>> LARRY DAVID. >> WE’RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM --
>> WE’RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM -- YOU READY?
YOU READY? >> I THINK I HAVE YOUR TIC TACS.
>> I THINK I HAVE YOUR TIC TACS. >> THOSE ARE MY TIC TACS.
>> THOSE ARE MY TIC TACS. YOU WANT ONE?
YOU WANT ONE? >> I HAD ABOUT TEN ALREADY.
>> I HAD ABOUT TEN ALREADY. >> YOUR BREATH IS VERY FRESH.
>> YOUR BREATH IS VERY FRESH. >> ALWAYS.
>> ALWAYS. >> SO IS THE NEW SEASON OF "CURB
>> SO IS THE NEW SEASON OF "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
YOUR ENTHUSIASM. "
" WE’LL TALK ABOUT THAT.
WE’LL TALK ABOUT THAT. FOR DECADES, LARRY DAVID HAS
FOR DECADES, LARRY DAVID HAS BROUGHT LAUGHTER TO MILLIONS.
BROUGHT LAUGHTER TO MILLIONS. >> NO SOUP FOR YOU.
>> NO SOUP FOR YOU. >> Reporter: AS THE CO-CREATOR
>> Reporter: AS THE CO-CREATOR AND BRAINS BEHIND "SEINFELD".
AND BRAINS BEHIND "SEINFELD". >> YOU’RE GIVING ME IT’S NOT ME,
>> YOU’RE GIVING ME IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU ROUTINE?
IT’S YOU ROUTINE? >> Reporter: SERVING AS THE
>> Reporter: SERVING AS THE INSPIRATION BEHIND JERRY’S
INSPIRATION BEHIND JERRY’S FRIEND, GEORGE COSTANZA.
FRIEND, GEORGE COSTANZA. >> I WAS IN THE POOL.
>> I WAS IN THE POOL. >> PRETTY GOOD.
>> PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY
PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.
GOOD. >> Reporter: TWO YEARS AFTER THE
>> Reporter: TWO YEARS AFTER THE SITCOM ENDED, DAVID TOOK ON A
SITCOM ENDED, DAVID TOOK ON A NEW ROLE, PLAYING HIMSELF ON
NEW ROLE, PLAYING HIMSELF ON HBO’S "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM."
HBO’S "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM." >> I KNOW A CHAT AND CUT WHEN I
>> I KNOW A CHAT AND CUT WHEN I SEE IT.
SEE IT. YOU USE THIS FELLOW, THIS POOR
YOU USE THIS FELLOW, THIS POOR FELLOW, TO SNEAK INTO THE LINE.
FELLOW, TO SNEAK INTO THE LINE. DO YOU KNOW HER AT ALL?
DO YOU KNOW HER AT ALL? >> I MEAN, TO BE FAIR, WE MET
>> I MEAN, TO BE FAIR, WE MET EIGHT YEARS AGO.
EIGHT YEARS AGO. >> Reporter: RECENTLY, DAVID
>> Reporter: RECENTLY, DAVID MAKING A SPLASH ON "SATURDAY
MAKING A SPLASH ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AS PRESIDENTIAL
NIGHT LIVE" AS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BERNIE SANDERS.
CANDIDATE BERNIE SANDERS. >> WE’LL HAVE A MILLION DEBATES.
>> WE’LL HAVE A MILLION DEBATES. WHEN PEOPLE HEAR MY MESSAGE, IT
WHEN PEOPLE HEAR MY MESSAGE, IT RESONATES LOUD AND CLEAR BECAUSE
RESONATES LOUD AND CLEAR BECAUSE I ALWAYS TALK LIKE I’M ON THE
I ALWAYS TALK LIKE I’M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A RIVER.
OTHER SIDE OF A RIVER. >> YOU’LL BE INTRODUCING ME?
>> YOU’LL BE INTRODUCING ME? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO SAY YET?
SAY YET? >> Reporter: NOW, "CURB YOUR
>> Reporter: NOW, "CURB YOUR ENTHUSEIASM
ENTHUSEIASM ENTHUSIASM" IS BACK FOR SEASON
ENTHUSIASM" IS BACK FOR SEASON TEN.
TEN. >> YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME AS A
>> YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME AS A RENAISSANCE MAN.
RENAISSANCE MAN. >> OH.
>> OH. >> A GUY THAT SPEAKS SIX LENG
>> A GUY THAT SPEAKS SIX LENG LANGUAGES.
LANGUAGES. >> YOU SPEAK SIX LANGUAGES?
>> YOU SPEAK SIX LANGUAGES? >> NO.
>> NO. I KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF YIDDISH.
I KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF YIDDISH. >> Reporter: PROVING TO FANS
>> Reporter: PROVING TO FANS THAT THINGS ARE PRETTY, PRETTY
THAT THINGS ARE PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD IN LARRY’S WORLD.
GOOD IN LARRY’S WORLD. >> YOU WANT ME TO GET ON STAGE
>> YOU WANT ME TO GET ON STAGE AT A CHARITY AND LIE?
AT A CHARITY AND LIE? >> YOU JUST SAY THESE THINGS.
>> YOU JUST SAY THESE THINGS. IT WILL IMPRESS THEM.
IT WILL IMPRESS THEM. >> YOU WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE
>> YOU WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH LIES?
WITH LIES? >> HOW ELSE DO YOU IMPRESS THEM?
>> HOW ELSE DO YOU IMPRESS THEM? >> LARRY DAVID, GOOD MORNING.
>> LARRY DAVID, GOOD MORNING. >> TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU.
>> TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU. >> YOU’RE A MORNING PERSON?
>> YOU’RE A MORNING PERSON? >> I THINK I’M PRETTY MUCH THE
>> I THINK I’M PRETTY MUCH THE SAME IN THE MORNING AND THE
SAME IN THE MORNING AND THE EVENING.
EVENING. YEAH.
YEAH. I’M AN EVEN KEEL.
I’M AN EVEN KEEL. >> WE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD THAT
>> WE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD THAT YOU WERE BOOKED TODAY, BERNIE
YOU WERE BOOKED TODAY, BERNIE SANDERS WAS BOOKED TODAY.
SANDERS WAS BOOKED TODAY. ALL COINCIDENCE.
ALL COINCIDENCE. >> I KNOW.
>> I KNOW. >> WHAT I DIDN’T REALIZE, IS I
>> WHAT I DIDN’T REALIZE, IS I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE RELATED FOR
DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE RELATED FOR REAL.
REAL. >> YES.
>> YES. >> WHAT’S THE CONNECT?
>> WHAT’S THE CONNECT? >> WE’RE SECOND OR THIRD
>> WE’RE SECOND OR THIRD COUSINS.
COUSINS. YEAH.
YEAH. >> REALLY?
>> REALLY? >> YES.
>> YES. >> YOU FEEL THAT?
>> YOU FEEL THAT? >> WE GO BACK TO THE OLD
>> WE GO BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY.
COUNTRY. YEAH.
YEAH. I FEEL A FAMILIAL CONNECTION
I FEEL A FAMILIAL CONNECTION WITH HIM.
WITH HIM. >> I DON’T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS
>> I DON’T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY.
THE WRONG WAY. I DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ACTING
I DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ACTING WHEN YOU DO BERNIE SANDERS.
WHEN YOU DO BERNIE SANDERS. >> THERE’S NOT MUCH TO IT.
>> THERE’S NOT MUCH TO IT. >> YOU TURN THE VOLUME UP A
>> YOU TURN THE VOLUME UP A LITTLE?
LITTLE? >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. THERE’S NOT MUCH TO IT.
THERE’S NOT MUCH TO IT. >> BY THE WAY, ARE YOU GOING TO
>> BY THE WAY, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE ON
TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE ON THE SHOW THIS YEAR, THE TWO OF
THE SHOW THIS YEAR, THE TWO OF YOU?
YOU? I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IN WHAT
I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IN WHAT CAPACITY OR WHY.
CAPACITY OR WHY. OBVIOUSLY, YOU’RE PLAYING
OBVIOUSLY, YOU’RE PLAYING YOURSELVES.
YOURSELVES. BUT YOU WILL BE ON.
BUT YOU WILL BE ON. >> DID WE MAKE THE CUT?
>> DID WE MAKE THE CUT? WE TAPED IT.
WE TAPED IT. HE’S NEVER GOING TO --
HE’S NEVER GOING TO -- >> YOU MADE THE CUT.
>> YOU MADE THE CUT. >> YOU’RE IN THE SHOW.
>> YOU’RE IN THE SHOW. >> SINCE YOU BROUGHT US UP, HOW
>> SINCE YOU BROUGHT US UP, HOW DID WE DO?
DID WE DO? >> I WAS VERY IMPRESSED.
>> I WAS VERY IMPRESSED. >> REALLY?
>> REALLY? >> REALLY?
>> REALLY? >> YES, VERY NATURAL.
>> YES, VERY NATURAL. >> SAVANNAH HAD GOOD LINES.
>> SAVANNAH HAD GOOD LINES. SAVANNAH HAD THE RIMSHOT.
SAVANNAH HAD THE RIMSHOT. >> I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE
>> I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE JEALOUS.
JEALOUS. >> ORIGINALLY, I HAD THE RIMSHOT
>> ORIGINALLY, I HAD THE RIMSHOT LINE.
LINE. >> SHE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING.
>> SHE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING. SO, SHE GOES, I CAN’T SAY IT.
SO, SHE GOES, I CAN’T SAY IT. YOU DO IT.
YOU DO IT. >> SOMETHING ABOUT A PICKLE.
>> SOMETHING ABOUT A PICKLE. >> SOME SANDWICH OR SOMETHING.
>> SOME SANDWICH OR SOMETHING. >> IT WAS ABOUT A PICKLE.
>> IT WAS ABOUT A PICKLE. >> PICKLE IS A FUNNY WORD.
>> PICKLE IS A FUNNY WORD. >> CURB IS INTO ITS TENTH
>> CURB IS INTO ITS TENTH SEASON.
SEASON. I WAS READY AN ARTICLE WHERE
I WAS READY AN ARTICLE WHERE YOUR PARTNER, JEFF SCHAFFER
YOUR PARTNER, JEFF SCHAFFER SAID, IF YOU’RE GOING TO
SAID, IF YOU’RE GOING TO AUDITION FOR LARRY, DO NOT DO
AUDITION FOR LARRY, DO NOT DO THREE THINGS.
THREE THINGS. NEVER, EVER CRY IF IT’S CALLED
NEVER, EVER CRY IF IT’S CALLED FOR.
FOR. >> IT’S NEVER CALLED FOR.
>> IT’S NEVER CALLED FOR. >> NEVER BE INSULTING WHEN
>> NEVER BE INSULTING WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
YOU’RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY. AND THE LAST ONE WAS A BIGGIE.
AND THE LAST ONE WAS A BIGGIE. HE SAID NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY
HE SAID NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TOUCH LARRY’S
CIRCUMSTANCES, TOUCH LARRY’S FACE.
FACE. NEVER TOUCH YOUR FACE.
NEVER TOUCH YOUR FACE. >> I DON’T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED.
>> I DON’T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED. >> YOUR FACE OR EVERYWHERE?
>> YOUR FACE OR EVERYWHERE? >> EVERYWHERE.
>> EVERYWHERE. >> I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
>> I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. SHE TOLD ME THAT THIS MORNING.
SHE TOLD ME THAT THIS MORNING. HODA, YOU’RE SUCH A HUGGER.
HODA, YOU’RE SUCH A HUGGER. HAS HODA EVER TOUCHED YOUR FACE?
HAS HODA EVER TOUCHED YOUR FACE? >> MY FACE, NO CHANCE.
>> MY FACE, NO CHANCE. IF YOU TOUCHED MY FACE, YOU
IF YOU TOUCHED MY FACE, YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT. >> WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. >> I’LL REMEMBER.
>> I’LL REMEMBER. >> IS THERE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE
>> IS THERE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT CAN TOUCH YOUR FACE?
THAT CAN TOUCH YOUR FACE? >> MY GIRLFRIEND CAN TOUCH MY
>> MY GIRLFRIEND CAN TOUCH MY FACE.
FACE. >> WHAT’S SHE LIKE?
>> WHAT’S SHE LIKE? >> A DOLL.
>> A DOLL. LIVING DOLL.
LIVING DOLL. >> AND YOU LIVE IN L.A. NOW.
>> AND YOU LIVE IN L.A. NOW. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> WHAT’S THAT LIKE?
>> WHAT’S THAT LIKE? YOU SEEM SO NEW YORKY.
YOU SEEM SO NEW YORKY. >> I AM NEW YORKY.
>> I AM NEW YORKY. BUT I’VE BEEN LIVING IN L.A. FOR
BUT I’VE BEEN LIVING IN L.A. FOR A LONG TIME, WITH "SEINFELD" AND
A LONG TIME, WITH "SEINFELD" AND "CURB" AND ALL.
"CURB" AND ALL. >> YOU LIKE L.A. PEOPLE?
>> YOU LIKE L.A. PEOPLE? >> I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IN
>> I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IN NEW YORK, FOR SURE, PEOPLE-WISE.
NEW YORK, FOR SURE, PEOPLE-WISE. I WAS SAYING ON TV THE OTHER
I WAS SAYING ON TV THE OTHER NIGHT, I’VE GOTTEN IN -- PEOPLE
NIGHT, I’VE GOTTEN IN -- PEOPLE HAVE STOPPED AND GUINNIVEN ME RI
HAVE STOPPED AND GUINNIVEN ME RI WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET A CAB.
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET A CAB. >> HERE IN NEW YORK?
>> HERE IN NEW YORK? >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> LARRY, COME ON IN, YEAH.
>> LARRY, COME ON IN, YEAH. I’VE DONE IT TWICE.
I’VE DONE IT TWICE. >> YOU HAVE?
>> YOU HAVE? >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. I’VE GOTTEN IN TWICE.
I’VE GOTTEN IN TWICE. >> THAT’S SO TRUSTING.
>> THAT’S SO TRUSTING. >> I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE TOLD
>> I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE TOLD THIS STORY A THOUSAND TIMES.
THIS STORY A THOUSAND TIMES. THE TIME YOU WERE FIRED FROM A
THE TIME YOU WERE FIRED FROM A JOB OR YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AND YOU
JOB OR YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AND YOU CAME BACK TWO DAYS LATER LIKE
CAME BACK TWO DAYS LATER LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOTHING HAPPENED. >> YES.
>> YES. I’VE TOLD THAT A LOT.
I’VE TOLD THAT A LOT. YOU WANT ME TO TELL IT AGAIN?
YOU WANT ME TO TELL IT AGAIN? >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> I WANT TO HEAR.
>> I WANT TO HEAR. >> YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
>> YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? >> YEAH, TELL ME.
>> YEAH, TELL ME. >> YOU -- NOW, YOU’RE MAD AT ME.
>> YOU -- NOW, YOU’RE MAD AT ME. >> I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO GIVE
>> I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO GIVE TO THIS STORY, I’VE TOLD IT SO
TO THIS STORY, I’VE TOLD IT SO MUCH.
MUCH. >> JUST GOOGLE IT.
>> JUST GOOGLE IT. >> I HAVE ANOTHER STORY I WANT
>> I HAVE ANOTHER STORY I WANT TO HEAR.
TO HEAR. THE ONE ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT A
THE ONE ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT A VOICEMAIL ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S
VOICEMAIL ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S ANSWERING MACHINE THAT YOU GOT
ANSWERING MACHINE THAT YOU GOT SO FREAKED OUT YOU STOLE THE
SO FREAKED OUT YOU STOLE THE WHOLE THING.
WHOLE THING. >> NO.
>> NO. >> THAT’S NOT TRUE?
>> THAT’S NOT TRUE? >> NO.
>> NO. I DID LEAVE -- I HAVE LEFT MY
I DID LEAVE -- I HAVE LEFT MY SHARE OF TERRIBLE MESSAGES ON
SHARE OF TERRIBLE MESSAGES ON ANSWERING MACHINES THAT HAVE
ANSWERING MACHINES THAT HAVE ENDED ANY KIND OF DATING THING I
ENDED ANY KIND OF DATING THING I HAD GOING.
HAD GOING. OKAY?
OKAY? AND I’VE WANTED TO GO OVER THERE
AND I’VE WANTED TO GO OVER THERE AND TAKE IT.
AND TAKE IT. OF COURSE, I’M NOT A SOCIOPATH.
OF COURSE, I’M NOT A SOCIOPATH. I DIDN’T DO THAT.
I DIDN’T DO THAT. BUT GEORGE COSTANZA DID.
BUT GEORGE COSTANZA DID. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> LISTENING TO YOUR -- THE
>> LISTENING TO YOUR -- THE THEME SONG, IT’S OI EES’S ICONIC
THEME SONG, IT’S OI EES’S ICONIC WE PLAY IT HERE.
WE PLAY IT HERE. IT MAKES US HAPPY.
IT MAKES US HAPPY. DON’T YOU FEEL IT?
DON’T YOU FEEL IT? HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT? >> I HEARD IT ON A LOCAL BANK
>> I HEARD IT ON A LOCAL BANK COMMERCIAL IN LOS ANGELES.
COMMERCIAL IN LOS ANGELES. AND I CAME INTO THE OFFICE THE
AND I CAME INTO THE OFFICE THE NEXT MORNING.
NEXT MORNING. AND I SAID TO MY ASSISTANT, I
AND I SAID TO MY ASSISTANT, I HEARD THE BANK COMMERCIAL.
HEARD THE BANK COMMERCIAL. I SAID, THERE’S SOME MUSIC
I SAID, THERE’S SOME MUSIC THEY’RE PLAYING, FIND OUT WHAT
THEY’RE PLAYING, FIND OUT WHAT THAT MUSIC IS.
THAT MUSIC IS. I WANT TO USE IT.
I WANT TO USE IT. REMEMBER THAT BANK COMMERCIAL?
REMEMBER THAT BANK COMMERCIAL? AND WE PUT IT IN THE SHOW.
AND WE PUT IT IN THE SHOW. >> SEASON TEN OF "CURB," HAS SO
>> SEASON TEN OF "CURB," HAS SO MANY CAMEOS.
MANY CAMEOS. YOU GET THE BEST STARS.
YOU GET THE BEST STARS. HOW DOES THAT WORK?
HOW DOES THAT WORK? DO YOU CALL THEM OR DO THEY CALL
DO YOU CALL THEM OR DO THEY CALL YOU?
YOU? HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO COME ON?
HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO COME ON? >> SOME PEOPLE CALL IN.
>> SOME PEOPLE CALL IN. THEY TELL THEIR AGENTS THEY WANT
THEY TELL THEIR AGENTS THEY WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW AND WE HEAR
TO BE ON THE SHOW AND WE HEAR ABOUT IT.
ABOUT IT. DO
DO >> DO YOU EVER SAY NO?
>> DO YOU EVER SAY NO? >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> I WON’T ASK THE FOLLOW-UP.
>> I WON’T ASK THE FOLLOW-UP. >> DON’T, PLEASE.
>> DON’T, PLEASE. >> AND OTHER TIMES, WE’LL
>> AND OTHER TIMES, WE’LL JUST -- SOMEBODY WILL BE RIGHT
JUST -- SOMEBODY WILL BE RIGHT FOR A PARTICULAR PART AND WE’LL
FOR A PARTICULAR PART AND WE’LL MAKE A REQUEST.
MAKE A REQUEST. >> WHEN THIS THING WAS STARTING
>> WHEN THIS THING WAS STARTING OUT, WAS IT TOUGH TO GET PEOPLE
OUT, WAS IT TOUGH TO GET PEOPLE TO COME ON?
TO COME ON? OR DID THEY LINE UP?
OR DID THEY LINE UP? >> THE FIRST COUPLE OF SEASONS,
>> THE FIRST COUPLE OF SEASONS, WE DIDN’T USE ANYBODY THAT WAS
WE DIDN’T USE ANYBODY THAT WAS WELL-KNOWN.
WELL-KNOWN. WE AUDITIONED EVERYBODY.
WE AUDITIONED EVERYBODY. I DON’T REMEMBER USING ANYBODY
I DON’T REMEMBER USING ANYBODY ON THE SHOW.
ON THE SHOW. PEOPLE KNEW, CELEBRITIES, YEAH.
PEOPLE KNEW, CELEBRITIES, YEAH. >> AND THE SCRIPT PART OF THIS
>> AND THE SCRIPT PART OF THIS SHOW IS SO COOL.
SHOW IS SO COOL. IT HAS SUCH FUNNY THINGS.
IT HAS SUCH FUNNY THINGS. YOU THINK THE WHOLE THING HAS
YOU THINK THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN WRITTEN OUT.
BEEN WRITTEN OUT. BUT THAT’S NOT THE WAY YOU DO
BUT THAT’S NOT THE WAY YOU DO THIS THING.
THIS THING. >> NO.
>> NO. IT’S ALL IMPROVISED.
IT’S ALL IMPROVISED. >> YOU GIVE THEM BIG -- YOU GIVE
>> YOU GIVE THEM BIG -- YOU GIVE THEM SOME TALKING POINTS AND
THEM SOME TALKING POINTS AND THEY GO?
THEY GO? >> THERE YOU GO, RIGHT.
>> THERE YOU GO, RIGHT. >> AGAIN, NOT ACTING.
>> AGAIN, NOT ACTING. >> I CAN’T STAND ACTING, REALLY.
>> I CAN’T STAND ACTING, REALLY. I DON’T LIKE ACTING.
I DON’T LIKE ACTING. YOU GIVE ME A BUNCH OF LINES AND
YOU GIVE ME A BUNCH OF LINES AND HAVE ME DO THE LINES, I DON’T
HAVE ME DO THE LINES, I DON’T ENJOY IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT
ENJOY IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT MY TURN.
MY TURN. SOMEBODY ELSE IS TALKING AND I
SOMEBODY ELSE IS TALKING AND I GO, I WANT TO TALK.
GO, I WANT TO TALK. I CAN’T STAND JUST NOT BEING
I CAN’T STAND JUST NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK IN A SCENE.
ABLE TO TALK IN A SCENE. SO, WE MAKE IT UP.
SO, WE MAKE IT UP. YEAH.
YEAH. >> I LIKE IT.
>> I LIKE IT. YOU HAVE A LOT OF THROW PILLOWS
YOU HAVE A LOT OF THROW PILLOWS ON YOUR TOUCH THERE.
ON YOUR TOUCH THERE. >> IT’S NOT MY COUCH.
>> IT’S NOT MY COUCH. IT’S YOUR COUCH.
IT’S YOUR COUCH. I THINK THIS IS A PROBLEM
I THINK THIS IS A PROBLEM GENERALLY.
GENERALLY. WHAT’S WITH ALL OF THE PILLOWS
WHAT’S WITH ALL OF THE PILLOWS ON THE COUCHES?
ON THE COUCHES? I DON’T GET IT.
I DON’T GET IT. WHO NEEDS ALL THESE PILLOWS?
WHO NEEDS ALL THESE PILLOWS? >> PEOPLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS?
>> PEOPLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS? >> NO.
>> NO. YOU ONLY NEED ONE, REALLY.
YOU ONLY NEED ONE, REALLY. YOU DON’T NEED SEVEN.
YOU DON’T NEED SEVEN. >> THEY’RE DECORATIVE.
>> THEY’RE DECORATIVE. DON’T YOU THINK THEY ADD A
DON’T YOU THINK THEY ADD A LITTLE FLARE?
LITTLE FLARE? >> IT’S TOO MUCH.
>> IT’S TOO MUCH. IT’S WAY TOO MUCH.
IT’S WAY TOO MUCH. YEAH.
YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, LARRY.
>> ALL RIGHT, LARRY. >> I THINK THERE’S GOT TO BE AN
>> I THINK THERE’S GOT TO BE AN OVERALL PILLOW REDUCTION IN OUR
OVERALL PILLOW REDUCTION IN OUR LIVES.
LIVES. >> THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD WORK
>> THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD WORK ON.
ON. >> THAT WOULD BE YOUR PLATFORM?
>> THAT WOULD BE YOUR PLATFORM? >> YES.
>> YES. THE SURFIET OF PILLOWS.
THE SURFIET OF PILLOWS. CAN YOU SPELL IT?
CAN YOU SPELL IT? >> S-U-R-F-E-I-T.
>> S-U-R-F-E-I-T. IT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER
IT’S THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER USED THAT WORD IN MY LIFE.
USED THAT WORD IN MY LIFE. BUT I DIDN’T GET IT.
BUT I DIDN’T GET IT. I HAD NEVER USED BEFORE.
I HAD NEVER USED BEFORE. >> YOU USED IT IN THE RIGHT
>> YOU USED IT IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.
CONTEXT. >> SOME WORDS ARE --
>> SOME WORDS ARE -- >> I’M GOING TO GET YOU LATER
>> I’M GOING TO GET YOU LATER WITH THE WEATHER, MY FRIEND.
WITH THE WEATHER, MY FRIEND. >> LARRY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> LARRY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
>> THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN SEASON TEN.
IN SEASON TEN. >> THANKS FOR NOT THROWING US ON
>> THANKS FOR NOT THROWING US ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.
THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR. >> AND THE SHOW IS ON A WEEK
>> AND THE SHOW IS ON A WEEK FROM SUNDAY.
FROM SUNDAY. >> RIGHT THERE.
>> RIGHT THERE. >> OH, I DIDN’T KNOW.
>> OH, I DIDN’T KNOW. >> YOU WANT TO READ IT?
>> YOU WANT TO READ IT? >> THE TENTH SEASON --
>> THE TENTH SEASON -- >> THE TENTH SEASON OF "CURB
>> THE TENTH SEASON OF "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," PREMIEREDS
