("Thunderbirds" theme plays)
(beep)
(good lounge track plays)
The next race on our list is the completely safe and non-violent country of Brazil,
*I think you should confirm that with Matt*
the race being held at Interlagos.
*I hope it rains*
BAR,
YES,
not FUCKING Williams,
*Better late than never I guess*
were not having the best of days.
Ricardo Zonta had a big accident during Saturday free practice,
injuring his foot.
And Jacques Villeneuve was sent to the back of the grid due to using an illegal fuel,
*As long as it doesn't produce hazardous emissions it should be fine*
during qualifying.
*A world champion resorting to cheating tactics? I swear that's never happened before*
Sometimes I ask myself HOW he became a world champion sometimes.
*Do you sometimes wonder how you sometimes use words more than once in a sentence sometimes?* (beep)
So here we are.
*Five lights and a shitty homage to a kids TV show!*
A Bragi-
A Brazilian Grand Prix.
*And not at Jacarepagua because fuck that track*
Yeah.
As expected, Hakkinen gets his arse in gear,
but David Coulthard stalls his engine.
*I bet his engine has the mothering gene, that's why it's not racing properly*
Hakkinen continues to lead and gives "Evvie" Irvine a run for his money.
*I think you'D want to reDo that last line*
Even though Hakkinen still has no points,
he could still come back and win the race.
*Hopefully that doesn't happen*
Suddenly, Hakkinen slows down!
*Great stuff!*
Giving local boy Rubens Barrichello the lead.
*If he won his first race in front of his home crowd that would be something else*
(giggling) Holy shit, this is incredible!
*I know, right? The last time we saw this sort of thing was with Senna*
A Brazilian is LEADING…
the Brazilian Grand Prix, am I dreaming?
*Nah, you're reliving F1's golden years*
Will we see the first win from a Brazilian driver in years?
*Well, I sure as hell don't see Diniz winning a Grand Prix any time soon*
In his home country, no less.
A few laps later, Barrichello pits,
giving Hakkinen the lead of the race again.
*Well, it was fun while it lasted, I suppose*
But I think that Barrichello has a chance at getting the place back.
*That would be a sight to behold*
It IS Barrichello, after all.
*Fingers crossed*
There's an accident!
It's Sarrazin.
*What happened?*
Moving on.
*Hey! Backmarkers matter too!* (beep)
Oh, fuck RIGHT off.
*Why do Ford engines work for Schumacher but not Barrichello? #favoritism*
Barrichello's engine blows up like a sack of potatoes…
*I'm sorry, what?*
blowing up.
*I hope you don't repeat that joke, that was lousy*
Fuck it, I can't make jokes.
I can't make-
(walking away from the microphone in exasperation) I can't make jokes!
(background) Well, good- (chuckle) goodbye.
(squeaky chair sounds)
(Chris laughs at how nonsensical his channel has become)
Never mind. (beep)
And since there's no competition in this race…
*Wasn't Schumacher leading at some point?*
I'd probably just skip to the end of the race. Mika Hakkinen wins, (semi-enthused) woo,
with Michael Schumacher 2nd and Eddie Irvine 5th.
Yes.
*Well who finished 3rd?*
5th.
*And what about P4?*
*Chris finishes a Marlboro Smooth*
That win in Australia was sure worth it, eh, Eddie?
*It's still early days in the season, he could come back*
*I never found out what this audio actually was*
