
English: 
(Professor)
I've just been informed by my friends in the scientific community of some grave news.
(Roger)
Oh my God!
You have FRIENDS?
You can't expect to know every facet of my life.
But come on, Professor...
FRIENDS?
All right, fine.
FRIEND.
(sigh)
Acquaintance.
That's more like it.
As I was saying,
my ACQUAINTANCE just
informed me of some grave news.
You all know about that asteroid that's supposed to come close to the Earth in about 20 years, correct?
(Professor)
It's called Apophis?
Recently, another asteroid collided with it
and a piece of it broke off.
This piece has been nicknamed "Apophis Jr."

Spanish: 
(Profesor)
He sido informado por mis amigos en la comunidad scientifica de noticias muy tristes.
(Roger)
Hay Dios Mio!
Usted tiene AMIGOS?
No pueden esperar saber cada aspect de mi vida.
Pero de verdad, Professor...
AMIGOS?
Ok, esta bien.
Amigo.
(suspiro)
Conocido.
Eso suena major.
Como decia.
Mi CONOCIDO me acaba de informarme de unas malas noticias
Ustedes saben del asteroide que supuestamente pasara cerca de la Tierra en unos 20 anos, verdad?
(Profesor)
Se llama Apophis?
Recientement, otro asteroide choco con el
y una pieza se callo de el.
La pieza recivio el apodo de "Apophis Menor."

Spanish: 
y esta en camino a la Tierra a gran velocidad.
Que no, como que, se quemaria en la atmosfera o algo asi?
Si, especialmente si es una pieza pequena.
Buen, NO es una pequena pieza.
Es grande suficientemente para destruir a una ciudad.
Y como el destino lo tendria
Esta en curso directo de destruccion con Baker, Nevada.
(boqueada)
Realment, creo que es pronunciada “Ne – va – da”
Cuanto tiempo tenemos, Profesor?
Cinco horas.

English: 
and it's heading for Earth at an immense speed.
Won't it, like, burn up in the atmosphere or something?
Yeah, especially if it's just a little piece.
Well, it's NOT just a little piece.
It's big enough to wipe out an entire city.
And as fate would have it,
it's on a direct collision course with Baker, Nevada.
(gasp)
Actually, I think it's pronounced "Ne-vah-duh."
How much time do we have, Professor?
Five hours.

English: 
"Snow Job"
Uh, so, uh...
Shouldn't we actually be far, far away from Baker?!
Nonsense,
it's our duty to protect people from the dangers they can't fathom.
I think they can fathom an asteroid.
What can WE do, Professor?
That asteroid's, like, a 100 thousand miles in space right now.
We're going to destroy this asteroid...
...with science.
(Professor)
It's loaded with a small uranium explosive.
Uranium?
As in, radioactive uranium?
(Professor)
Correct.
(Carl)
What happens if you fail?
We'll all die.
(Professor)
Don''t worry, that's not going to happen.
Stand back, everyone!

Spanish: 
“Trabajo de Nieve”
Ah, bueno, ah...
Que no deberiamos de estar muy, muy lejos de Baker?!
No hables,
Es nuestro deber protejer a la gente de los peligros que ellos no pueden imaginar.
Creo que ellos se pueden imaginar a un asteroide.
Que podemos hacer NOSOTROS, Profesor?
Ese asteroide esta, como que, a 100 mil millas en el espacio ahora mismo.
Vamos a destruir a este asteroide...
…com sciencia.
(Profesor)
Viene cargado con un pequeno explosive de Uranio.
Uranio?
Como, radioactive uranio?
(Profesor)
Correcto.
(Carl)
Que pasa si fracasan?
Todos moriremos.
(Profesor)
No se preocupe, eso no va a pasar.
Para atras, todos!

English: 
Yay! We're not going to die!
Oh damn.
What just happened?
It seems my calculations were off.
Are we going to die?
Probably.
What happened?
Somehow the asteroid was destroyed before it could hit the city.
But how?
(clearing throat)
Who are you?
What happened to the asteroid?
I destroyed it with a rocket equipped with a small uranium explosive.
Wasn't that your idea, Professor?
I'm sorry, I still don't get it.
Who exactly are you?
Actually, we met before. Recently.

Spanish: 
Arruja! No vamos a morir!
Oh carajo!
Que acaba de pasar?
Parece que mis calculaciones estaban un poco mal.
Vamos a morir?
Probablemente.
Que paso?
De alguna manera el asteroide fue destruido antes de que pudiera pegarle a la ciudad.
Pero como?
(tociendo)
Quien eres tu?
Que le paso al asteroide?
Lo destrui con un cohete equipado con un pequeno explosive de uranio.
Que no era esa su idea, Profesor?
Lo siento aun no lo entiendo.
Quien exactamente es usted?
Realmente, nos conocimos antes. Recientemente.

English: 
Oh, yeah. You were unconscious.
Never mind.
You're the one who took care of that freaky lady at the beauty pageant?
Yep.
And you destroyed Apophis Jr. today.
We owe you a debt of gratitude, Miss...
Just call me Claire.
I need to go.
Think we can finish this conversation back in Edge Wood?
Sure, I'd be happy to.
What's your science background?
An Associate's from a community college in Baltimore.
I actually got it so I'd be better at fighting monsters and shit.
Been fighting long?
Since I was 7.
My parents were...killed
by genetically-enhanced murderers.
(panting)

Spanish: 
Oh, si, usted estaba inconsciente.
Olvidalo.
Usted es el que tomo cargo de la senora loca del concurso de belleza?
Si.
Y usted destruyo Apophis menor ahora.
Nosotros le debemos una deuda de gratitude, senorita...
Me puedes llamar Claire.
Necesito irme.
Creen que podemos terminar esta conversacion en Edge Wood?
Seguro, con gusto.
Cual es su historial en la sciencia?
Un bachillerato de un escuela publica en Baltimore.
Realmente lo estudie para ser major peleando monstrous y mierda.
Ha estado peleando por mucho tiempo?
Desde que tenia 7.
Mis padres fueron…matados
por asecinos geneticamente mejorados.
(jadeando)

Spanish: 
Dime egoista, pero tengo que preguntar:
Tu pareces una persona intelligente.
(Profesor)
Mas que estos tres.
Consideraria en unirse con nosotros?
Siempre podriamos usar la ayuda.
Pensaba que nunca preguntarian.
Brandon, que fregados estas haciendo?
Preparandote una sorpresa, amor.
(Tiffany)
Se supone que debemos de estar en la tienda en 5 minutos.
Espera, ya casi termino.
(suspiro)
Brandon, me estas aburriendo.
Tu sabes que hago cuando mis novios me aburren?
Los dejo.
(Brandon)
Ves, todo listo.
Que es?
(Abby)
Un hombre de nieve.
(Abby)
Si, Lisa.
A, olvide la parte mas importante.
Estaba manejando por Baker y vi una luz brillante en el cielo.
Luego una explosion!
Y?
Pare el carro y encontre estos en el piso.
Creo que son de un asteroide.
No me importa.
Vamonis, muchachas.

English: 
Call me selfish, Claire, but I just have to ask:
You seem like an able-minded individual.
(Professor)
More so than these three.
Would you be willing to join us?
We could always use the help.
Thought you'd never ask.
Brandon, what the hell are you doing?
Making you a surprise, baby.
(Tiffany)
We're supposed to be at the mall in 5 minutes.
Hold on, I'm almost done.
(sigh)
Brandon, you're making me bored.
You know what I do with my boyfriends when they bore me?
I break up with them.
(Brandon)
There, all done.
What is it?
(Abby)
A snowman.
(Abby)
Duh, Lisa.
Oh! I forgot the most important part.
I was driving past Baker and I saw a bright light in the sky.
Then an explosion!
So?
I stopped my car and found these on the ground.
I think they're from an asteroid.
I don't care.
Come on, girls.

Spanish: 
Vamos a dejar Brandon solo con sus rocas.
Ey, Tiff!
Espera!
Apresurate.
Mira.
Son los ojos del hombre de nieve.
(Tiffany)
Por ultima vez, Brandon.
Ven aqui!
A, hombre.
Eso es raro!
Si no estas aqui en 10 segundos, Voy a quebrar PRONTO contigo.
(Tiffany)
10.
(Tiffany)
9.
Ay no, Brandon!
Que fregados, Brandon.
N…ieve..
…hombre.
Eww!
Brandon!
Ugh!
(Lisa)
Creo que el hombre de nieve le hizo esto.
El hombre de nieve?
No seas estupida, Lisa.
Pensandolo bien...
(telefono timbrando)
Mierda.
Ese fue tu telefono?

English: 
Let's leave Brandon alone with his stones.
Hey, Tiff!
Wait up!
Come on.
Check it out.
They're the snowman's eyes.
(Tiffany)
For the last time, Brandon.
Get over here!
Oh, man.
This is weird!
If you're not over here in 10 seconds,
I am SO going to break up with you.
(Tiffany)
10.
(Tiffany)
9.
Oh no, Brandon!
What the hell, Brandon.
S...snow...
...man.
Eww!
Brandon!
Ugh!
(Lisa)
I think the snowman did this to him.
The snowman?
Don't be so stupid, Lisa.
On second thought...
(phone ringing)
Crap.
Was that your phone?

English: 
I have an app that searches news, blogs, and social media sites for anything weird going on locally.
(Claire)
It looks like there's a live snowman in East Edge Wood.
Let's go!
Man, how'd it get so cold?
I wish I still had my hoodie.
You're not cold, Professor?
Well, that sure is a thing.
Step aside, everyone.
I'll take care of this.
Miniature explosives...
Now why didn't I think of that?
What the hell?!
It's using the falling snow to regenerate.
Yes, but what is its source of power?
(Claire)
The eyes!
They were giving off considerable radiation.
My phone has a Geiger counter app.
Well done, Claire.

Spanish: 
Tengo una applicacion que busca noticias, blogs, medios sociales por cualquier cosa rara localmente.
(Claire)
Parece que hay un hombre de nieve vivo en East Edge Wood.
Vamonos!
Hombre, como llego a ser tan frio?
Deseo que todavia tuviera mi sudadera.
Usted no esta frio Professor?
Bueno, claro que si.
Muevanse para atras todos.
Yo me encargare de esto.
Explosivos miniature...
Como yo no pense en eso?
Que fregados?!
Esta usando la nieve que esta callendo para regenerarze.
Si, pero cual es su fuente de energia?
(Claire)
Los ojos!
Estaban dando mucha radiacion.
Mi telefono tiene un Geiger contador applicacion.
Bien hecho, Claire.

Spanish: 
Absolutamente maravilloso.
Gracias, Profesor.
“Yo tengo una applicacion para todo!”
Ey, ya, dejala en paz. 
Subtitulos por Michael Pope
Traducida por Yuliana Butchko

English: 
Absolutely amazing.
Thanks, Professor.
"I've got an app for everything!"
Hey come on, lay off her.
Captions by Michael Pope
