[spinny fist time]
Hey Dean.
Yeah Tom?
Look at that spoon.
[spoon]
Why?
It’s a magic spoon.
[Magical throbbing]
How do you know it’s a magic spoon?
Well, until 9 seconds ago, you were my pet
goldfish.
Hm.
Well that would explain the fish tank.
What else can the magic spoon do?
It baked us a cake.
I LOVE CAKE!
Also it destroyed France.
Oh no!
This is a carrot cake.
A vegetal?!
Into the void with it!
[Void nom]
[More magical throbs]
So about the magic spoon…
Mm, love that guy.
Where did it come from?
Stole it from a wizard.
Which?
No, a wizard.
No, which one?
She did? Good for her.
Quick question.
It better be.
Waspondoon?
One more time?
Waspondoon?
Almost got it.
Waspondoon?
Once more?
Waspondoon?
Mmmm, too quick, slow it down.
What is the spoon doing?
[Evil magic sounds]
Well, it’s either summoning a cake-
I LOVE CAKE!
-or charging a death beam. It’s so hard to tell.
[Tense music! Evil magic charging!]
Somebody order a cake?
I LOVE CAKE!
[Magic PEW! Baker SPLAT!]
I think the magic spoon might be evil.
What makes you say that?
Well it destroyed France-
Yeah.
-And then it did some evil stuff.
Damn, you’re right.
I think we’re gonna have to kill the magic
spoon.
I dunno Dean, I need time to think alright
let’s do it.
[Tense music again! Evil magic charging again!]
Yeah... I’m gonna do it…
[Tense music again! Evil magic charging again!]
Wait a minute, magic spoons aren’t real.
Hey, who’s that behind the curtain?
Huh?! Aah!
Heh, why it’s my roommate!
Wizzo the wizard!
Ha ha ha ha haaa!
WIZZO!!
Hahahaha!
[Cheesy sitcom theme song]
Next time on Wizzo The Wacky Wizard!
Wizzo, what’s up with all these dead kids?!
Heheh! Blargh!
AAARGH!
[Tom-splode!]
