All right. Tango 1 Juliet,
0 Romeo 8,
2 Lima Foxtrot.
All right. "You have 30 seconds
to complete this speedrun.
Good luck!"
Let me, uh... off that.
Warp bar... counter...
Get things right. Okay.
Can probably clear that.
Woo! [chuckles]
Hey Ish.
[Ish mrahrs]
[chuckles]
"Underground Speedrun,"
by Haybob NLE.
[hurry-up music]
Probably would've helped to start
that one by actually running.
[laughing] Oh no.
Oh no! [chuckles]
Come on.
Gonna make me, uh, navigate
my way through bouncy things?
Spin jump?? Aah! [laughs]
Yeah, that was the bad—
that was a bad motion, too.
Noo!
[laughs]
Okay, definitely not near it.
"You know this level"? Huh.
Wow~!
[laughs]
All right.
C'mon! [whimpering] Ow~!
It's n— [laughs] Yeah, okay.
That jump is so mean.
[laughs]
Okay. [laughs]
All right, let's try this again.
Hup! Hup!
There we go...
Awurr!
Gah!
Hard to keep spinnin' that.
"You saw someone
streamin' it before"?
Nope, nope!
Bark!
That's, uh, that's a tough series
of spin jumps for me.
[whimpering] Noo!
[laughs]
Bark! [laughs]
There we go.
Nope!
Oh wow.
Well, at least I got farther.
[laughs]
All right. Hup, hup!
Hup! Noo!
[whimpering] Noo!
[laughs]
Ngah!
[sighs] All right.
Will I be able to get it?
Good question.
[chuckles]
Like, for the most part,
it's not terrible,
but then I have to get around
those bouncy things.
And I ain't got the ability
for bouncy things.
Apparently I ain't got the ability
for spin jumps either. [laughs]
Gah!
"Am I part of a gang?" [laughs]
No. That would involve
having to go outdoors.
That wouldn't happen.
[laughs]
Bark.
Just, uh... them note blocks.
[chuckles]
All right.
Bark!
Nnngh!
Wow.
"Face reveal"?
Maybe for channel points,
later, when I— [laughs]
No, it's not like it's
secret or anything.
Noo!
[laughs]
It's all over the rest
of the internet,
but there's porn there too,
so you be careful.
Garf!
[laughs]
Hoowah!
[laughs]
Nngh!
So mean! [laughs]
Bark!
Nope, that ain't gonna work.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Yes, I see I'm failing, I know.
[laughs]
Also, that is probably... yeah.
Lots of small errors adding up.
Mrawurr!
I don't know how close
this one gets, but it's, uh—
I mean, it's been
mean enough already.
[laughs]
All right, hup!
Noo! [laughs]
Hup, hup, hup!
[whimpering] Noo!
[laughs]
Okay...
So we can get that part okay.
Have to get all over these guys.
Arf!!
[whimpers and laughs]
Noo! [laughs]
Wow!
Okay, hup, hup, hup, hoy!
Nope! [laughs]
Not quite.
"I am... not Hernan,"
by all means, if you have one,
you can throw it in the queue,
we'll get to it as soon as
we get through this one.
Er... as long as
it's next in queue—
I forget if there's any more.
[laughs] We'll get to it though.
One way or another.
[laughs]
[whimpers] Noo!
[laughs]
Oof.
Okay... aah! No!
[laughing] When you neglect
to spin jump altogether.
Noo!
Oh wow.
Having fun with the— [laughs]
Having fun with all the emotes?
[whimpers] Noo!
[laughs] OINK...
Noo!
Just the note blocks!
And bouncing off the note blocks!
And bouncing off everything
that requires me to bounce off it!
[laughs]
I just ain't got
the thumbs for it! Noo!
[laughs]
"Am I a dog, in a dog gang"?
[laughs]
I mean— [laughs]
Only after a manner of speaking.
Bark... [laughs]
Okay, hup hup hey...
All right. Okay. All right.
Spin jump, proper spin jump,
keep spinning, keep spin jumping!
Nooo! [whimpering]
[laughs]
"Am I on crack"? No.
[laughs]
[laughing] Hey Maru,
how're you doin' out there?
Mm.
All right. Hup, hup, hup, ooh!
Gah.
[laughing] "You couldn't
imagine me on crack"?
Yeah, I might be a little, uh...
[laughs]
Oh come on.
All right.
Whoa!
I dunno if that
first bumper screws me,
but that note block
definitely does.
[chuckles]
Noo!
[laughs]
All right, hup, hup,
hup, hup— noo!
I think that's a loss...
That's definitely a loss.
Noo! [whimpers]
[laughs] Oh boy.
[grunts]
[laughs]
"Like what, now I'm a wolf"?
I can be a lot of things!
The world is big,
and there's time for it!
[laughs]
I just can't be all those things
all that well, is all.
[laughs]
[whimpering] Noo!!
[laughs]
All right. Hup, hup!
Okay. Hup, hup, hup!
Note blocks... springs!!
"Don't die!" Man, that would be
a great, great course of action.
[laughing] If only I were good!
But I ain't good!
[laughs]
[laughs]
Noo! [whimpers]
[laughs]
All right, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup!
[grumbles]
[laughs]
Note blocks are not my friend.
Bark...
"Oh no, I have an emote. OhMyDog."
[laughs]
[grumbles]
[barking] Rarf rarf!
[laughs]
All right, I'm gonna
have to put in the, uh...
[laughs] I'm gonna have to
put up the life counter,
because, uh...
'Cause I definitely am
not gettin' this one.
All right, uh, whoa...
counter, we give it 30 shots.
It's the standard number.
[typing]
All right.
Let's see if we can
do it within that time.
'Cause folks are waitin'. Oof!
[grunts]
So mean! [typing]
[chuckles]
Bawurr!
Okay, hup!
Okay, hup hup hup!
Noo! Argh.
Failed to jump.
"Can I heart the course"?
I'll— course I'll heart it!
Oof!
At least give me the chance
to do it victoriously!
[whimpering] Nooo!
[laughs]
I mean, you know, not that it's
gonna happen, but it could.
[laughs]
In some alternate universe.
[laughs] I'm just losin' all
the basic motor skills here now.
[laughs]
All right, hup!
[whimpers]
That— that—
[scoffs] "I'm doin' great"?
[skeptically] I dunno...
[chuckles]
Okay, all right, okay, all right,
okay, all right, okay,
jump jump, jump jump, jump jump,
jump, hup hup, go go go go go— 1!!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughing] All right!
There we go!
All right!
We actually managed to do it.
[laughs]
Thank you for sharin'
that one with us.
All right, uh, let's go ahead
and, uh, get that out...
Woo. Cleared from queue...
"Used to be Andyboy
and was in here before"?
Well, I appreciate
you comin' back!
All right, well, let's look
at who's next in the queue!
All right.
