(electronic whooshes)
- They say Ooops!
You got Ryda, just do
what you goin' to do.
Disrespecting Ryda,
talking to him, name flips.
That shit just so predictable,
I said you know what?
You right, I'mma scrap all that shit.
Y'all got me fucked up.
- Aw, yeah.
- Disrespect Ryda, talk
to him, name flips?
I bought all that shit.
- All that shit.
- All I've been hearing
is Ryda gonna do this,
Ryda gonna do that, bitch
stop all that frontin'.
You the bad ass kid on the elevator.
The only reason I'm going
up, 'cause you press
all my buttons.
- All my buttons.
- See I came here, I
came here to fuck you up.
Drag you out your hiding spot.
It's crazy how I left writer's block
only to come here, knock a
chuck off of Ryda's block.
See Will, you requested my
presence, well I'm a gift-giver.
Do' em ill, tell you, I'm recognizable.
Like who is this nigga?
Ay Goonies, this your member?
Well watch this member get
dismembered, disfigured,
cold part down the middle of his head,
I'm a wig splitter.
- Talk that shit.
- Aye Henny, you a fifth-sipper?
Holla, I mean Ryda, you a fifth-gripper?
Well both hands'll send 'em over the bar
like a proper chin-up.
Paramedics, I said both
hands'll send 'em over the bar
like a proper chin-up, ambulance
rushing to save him like,
don't get up.
Paramedics sounding like
a Ooops third round,
like, don't give up!
(audience murmurs)
See from here on out, I came
to kill you and every type
like you, plus I came to press
you for all that loud noise,
you ain't that type, Ryda?
What you think, I came here alone, though?
Like I'm on my own, bro?
I'm the type to press you without looking,
I know my home row.
See, to beat me, you're
gonna need that Twerk bounce.
You're gonna need that
Twerk bounce, a Ace bump,
Cuban vest, a whole other
style, 'cause if your level
of progression was any
lower, it'd be underground.
What the Goonies known for?
Bow, yeah that sound, it's
how I knock the words out
of your mouth, that's
how you dumb it down.
(audience groans)
With a wired jaw you can't speak.
I say with a wired jaw
makes it hard to speak,
how you gonna eat now, now
that Goonies known for what?
That sound.
(audience murmurs)
Drinking out the side with a straw.
Drinking out the side of a
straw for too much to say.
Hold on, now he went from
drinking out the side,
from eating out the side,
that's Conway to Kanye.
I told y'all, I ain't come
(audience shouts)
to play a motherfuckin'
round, and if I'm lyin',
I'm flyin', my feet ain't left the--
- Motherfuckin' ground.
- I say yo.
- Yo, yo.
So we got Ryda verse
Oscar-nominated Ooops.
(audience chuckles)
Glad you could afford this.
They said Ryda, why you take this battle?
I was bored, bitch.
(audience titters)
I remember when you battled
Daylyt, and you said
that your daughter
said, even when you lie,
I lie with you.
I said, mm, okay, I fuck with dog.
Then I remember you had
cancer, and you didn't die.
Okay the Lord then answered another call.
I'mma beat your ass the first
round, the second round.
They might give you a sympathy third,
okay I'm done with y'all.
They say Ooops always bring
all this pain to the battle.
Well now you in front of a
nigga that can numb it all,
if I'm lying I'm flying.
(audience yells)
They say my feet ain't left
the motherfuckin' ground.
You think that slogan and
your feet being planted
is what's giving us proof?
You shoulda learned
from James St. Patrick.
You can get shot dead in
the middle of the Truth,
I got paid for this hit, so I feel like
y'all doing a job with me,
(audience hoots)
ain't nothin' but a bunch of
clips for Ooops, lob city.
(audience roars)
- Talk about it!
- As soon as you accepted
this battle, I know.
As soon as you accepted this battle,
you was one foot up in grave.
Pistol whip him, let
Bruce Franks up in a daze.
Oh you know I like to name my guns.
Oh this shit can go a
couple different ways,
and you already know what it
is before I let go, Frankie.
Beverly and Maze, you been
in LA and DC a lot lately,
so I went to hit your home safe.
I'm in St. Louis with a
rental, I took the road trip.
As soon as he get home,
chrome lift, dome shift.
Then he speech at the Grammy's, yeah.
I like to address niggas at they own shit.
You was a former state rep,
so I wonder if you're death
or be on CNN, I caught
him on Twitter, lackin',
trying to reach a friend.
Well I was thinking, Missy
the old artists since I was
creeping in, 'cause first
you hear Ooops, bow,
then you never see a tweet
again, them haters in.
(audience yells)
Metal dropping like chess in a two on two.
He caged in, William
Bettelheim, gain my trust
and you can move on through,
well it was all love,
I was workin' with the
'40, but if I stole 14K
from your organization,
then is what is you gon' do?
'Cause with each word,
I'm all Joe Goldberg,
and I hate to pull a You on
you, 'cause once you turn
a white tee red, nigga
you can't reverse colors.
I'm a hearse stuffer, gun in his face,
pressin' a nine like Surf mother.
Take the shot, bottoms up,
oh shit, he outta luck.
I'm on this stage just bombin'
on one nigga, Donald Trump.
Send the slimes in, drive
by, prefect timing, dog
out the window, Ooops, Frankie Lymon.
(audience yells)
Give a fuck how y'all feel,
I be clutchin' on the steel.
Usher in the faculty, lately
I've been buggin' in the field.
Goonie gang, we a wild crew.
Open the doors for the
DMV, we was proud to.
But now they put down down
payments just to get in here,
wow, fool, so I'm the only
Ryda that'll pull off a lot
but never depreciated in
value, see I paint pictures,
illustrate, I don't talk
nigga, I demonstrate.
While you was takin'
donations and skatin',
well y'all seen Matilda,
y'all shoulda known
Bruce would steal a cake, but
here's the bigger picture.
You told my nigga Twerk, you
can't save lives from nine
to five, but what the fuck
you doin' from six to eight?
Round two we gon' get it straight.
(audience titters)
- It ain't that I don't
think you believable,
or that I don't think you
tough, or that you don't be
bustin' every gun you aim,
I just don't give a fuck.
You's a lukewarm glass of water, my nigga.
You don't stand out, me, I'm outstanding,
plus I never needed a handout.
But here's where I rewire your
thoughts, oh you a time bomb?
I been droppin' jewels,
you ain't gotta go fetch.
I ain't John John, you missed
every fuckin' lesson I taught
on how to you know your worth,
but here's where the math
adds up, as long as you show your work.
I'm battlin', Mister I
like to name my guns.
Bitch you should pray for some help.
How you name all these fuckin' guns,
but ain't make a name for yourself?
(audience moans)
How you name all these
guns and ain't make a name
for yourself, and Henny,
I don't give a fuck
if you say he been wylin' lately,
he still trash without a
name like Brenda's baby.
(audience yells)
Now, aggression don't equal conviction,
so bitch watch your tone.
You'll get rocked for
trying to talk like me.
You need Rosetta Stone, who
gives a fuck if I ain't been
on Smack nigga, my name's
still bigger than yours,
and that's that.
You know what a main stage is?
Whereabout the side the rap at?
See I bring ultimate raps
to every lead, some shit
you can't copy, plus every
bill I pass was real life bars.
Some shit you can't lobby.
I said every bill I
pass was real life bars,
some shit you can't
lobby, but oh I get it.
You golden with the metal,
it's that stock you raisin',
it's crazy how being golden.
I say it's crazy, you golden
with the metal, and that stock
you raisin', but me, I was
golden, that's what raised
my stock and got me the nomination.
See they be trying to downplay my worth,
but here's where I shut
it down, 'cause at first
I was scrappin' for pennies,
but now I'm Oscar proud.
See I took Twerk first because
he was the best Goonie,
to get it out the way, don't
think I still can't give glue
a round, paper mache, and
I will put Drugz in a box.
He ain't saying nothing,
y'all heard my third rounds,
how I package controlled substance.
They tried to put me in jail, why?
'Cause the system kept fuckin' with me?
All 'cause I resemble
Akon and my only crime
was trying to create a whole new city?
I told y'all, I ain't come to
play a motherfuckin' round,
and if I'm lyin', I'm
flyin', my feet ain't left
the motherfuckin' ground.
- So why'd you steal the money, Bruce?
(audience chuckles)
Nah nah nah, we don't want
none of them political answers,
nigga, we want the truth.
(audience laughs)
You took that money from your campaign
and put it to other use.
You stole all that
money, you ain't in jail?
All right, teach me the
fuckin' game, Bruce, I mean.
Something just wasn't sitting right.
I could just tell you wasn't living right.
Had the nerve to call your
movie the St. Louis Superman,
and the whole time the
green was your kryptonite.
ARP.
(audience yells)
ARP put you on a good card.
You know he put them racks out on it.
How you in a group with
Loso, Award, Saga, and JC
still back out on it?
Do you accept Christ?
(audience laughs)
Do you accept Christ as
your lord and savior?
'Cause you know, you were supposed to be
on the get back, you
know, breakin' 'em up,
but instead, for obvious reasons,
JC chose the Genesis, you
know, Caffeine and Drake
was shaking shit up, but if
he over there putting in work,
well how he gonna stop
me from blazin' shit up?
'Cause the URL and RBE
only proves one theory.
JC can't be two places at once.
(audience yells)
So tonight you gotta prove something.
Nigga you better move something.
Made my peace with God,
told him if I spend a block
with the arm out, Ooops, coming.
(audience yells)
Tool's dumping.
Nigga, you already know
what I'm gonna say.
You in the DMV, Goonie
town, get greedy with a bow,
namaste, I'mma say, you wanna put an end
to gun violence, but we the ones loadin'.
Elijah, Mohammad, find out
where a nigga preaching,
then we fold him.
All you heard was--
- Nigga get your hand out my pocket.
- Then it's holes in 'em.
(audience chatters)
- Hold on hold on, I
said all you heard was--
- Nigga get your hand out my pocket.
- Then it's holes in 'em,
the modern day Malcolm X,
the last place you wanna be is the podium.
Niggas was in--
(audience yells)
Niggas was in dark times, they
was giving blessings to you.
Niggas was starving for
plates, they was giving extras
to you, and we starting
to think less of you too.
What you forgot in these times
in war, niggas even shoot
the messengers too, you
comin' to get a message
to them, I'm comin' to
get a message to you.
(audience hoots)
We live in times with a
screenshot, I even gotta watch
what's in my messages too.
(audience yells)
Chrome heaters, dome seekers, bow.
Let's see if he can Rome with no Ceaser.
I had my bitch put more niggas
in Frank's house than Moesha.
(audience yells)
You wanna be on URL so fuckin' bad.
(Ooops laughs)
(audience chuckles)
I'm getting tired of seeing you bitch
and complain on every status and post.
Besides Daylyt, nigga
we can't even say none
of your quotes.
I mean, you've been
through a lot and survived,
just know I'm happy for bro.
But B Magic, it's crazy how this nigga
beat cancer but just
never touched the stage
that matters the most, I
mean what was you thinking?
(audience shouts)
What was you thinking?
(audience yells over each other)
What was you thinking?
When you got here and
prepared for me, nigga,
all those conversations in Houston,
you was practically beggin' me nigga.
Gun in his face, but I'm helping you.
Don't be scared of me nigga.
What to Martin, Malcolm
and Huey all got in common?
A bullet made the legacy bigger.
It's one thing I wanna know, it's like,
how you like the fifth
member in the four horseman?
Oh the changed it for you.
- Yeah they had to.
- Okay.
Well how does that workin' really?
I mean, God always forget, but
he can't reverse no mistakes.
Shotgun, hit the preacher
and the politician.
I know y'all think I'm buggin' but wait,
y'all know how this shit go,
you always got to separate
the church from the state.
- Let me tell you some shit, bro,
that you probably didn't know.
You know how they took out our
black leaders back in the day?
It was COINTELPRO.
They attacked our characters
and filled our communities
with lies, it's crazy how
they did all of that just
to see our demise, so when
the system say a black man
was stealing 14K, it's crazy.
When the system say a
black man stealing 14K,
it's crazy how those who look like me
got so much to stay.
(audience moans)
I say it's crazy how
those who look like me
got so much to say, you
weak ass battle rappers
keep using politics for a punchline
when I couldn't get you
motherfuckers to vote
when it was crunch time.
(audience screams)
You weak ass battle rappers
keep using politics for a punchline
when I couldn't get you
motherfuckers to vote
when it was crunch time, I
mean, when I couldn't get you
motherfuckers to vote when
it was crunch time, the first
thing they say is, I don't
really fuck with politics.
Until the system came for
me, y'all showed a whole lot
of interest, see in Missouri
if you steal over 500,
that's a felony, so if
I stole 14 thousand,
you really think they'll let me leave?
It's a difference between
being fined for misreporting
and actually stealing; if I
stole 14K they woulda drug me
out that motherfuckin' building.
- That's a fact.
- The reason they was really
mad is 'cause I was finally
paying my people a livable
wage, and when they couldn't
bury their kids, I'm
the one that made a way.
But fuck that, let's talk
about the nine million I found
to fund summer jobs.
Let's talk about the nine million I found
to fund summer jobs, or
how every bill I passed
was against all odds, or about how I took
the biggest stage in
politics and I ain't choke,
or 'bout how when our people
back was against the wall,
I'm the one that gave 'em hope.
Now let's talk about how
everyday they see me fight
for what I believe in, now
you try to convince them
14K was my reason for leaving.
You know why I touched on this shit bro?
It's because enough is enough.
I knew you was gonna have that angle,
but I ain't give a fuck.
I seen my kid's first breath in this earth
and my brother's last,
lost my girlfriend in 2006,
I miss her goofy laugh, it
was times I had to starve
so my kids wouldn't, did you know that?
I was hooked up to a EKG just
waiting for it to go flat,
I went to college, but
because of the trauma,
I didn't finish.
I mean them suicide attempts
was like free throws,
just glad I had Shaq's percentage.
You know what's the craziest things
about running for office?
I actually fuckin' won, you tired
of hearing those stores like that?
Well I ain't fuckin' done,
'cause while you out here
talking about how you name
your guns, I was in the street
consoling the mothers and
fathers with slain sons.
But you talking about you name your guns.
While our crime rate's steady growing.
I mean, you name your gun,
but we know bullets ain't got
a name on it, so while
it ain't I name my gun,
that shit is actually too fuckin' far,
'cause I'm trying to keep
my kids away from Geechi,
that's every fuckin' bar, I told y'all.
I ain't come to play a
motherfuckin' round, if I'm lying,
I'm flyin', my feet ain't
left the motherfuckin' ground.
- I woke up on a Wednesday, three o'clock,
crying, sweating,
the dream felt so true.
- What happened?
- I was up here talking to y'all
but not really saying nothing.
It was so Ooops.
(audience titters)
Y'all know how he do,
make it seem like he been
in such a bad place, say
something he feel like
gonna connect with y'all,
make that little sad face.
(audience chuckles)
Like you ain't happy about shit?
You just act like niggas
threw shit in your way.
Niggas be like, what's wrong, Ooops?
I went to Chipotle earlier,
they ain't have no avocado
and it ruined my day.
(audience laughs)
But back to the dream,
'cause it felt so real.
Y'all disappeared, I turned around
and Ooops was standing right here.
I told him, you in the nation's capital.
You took a break from
battle rap, 'cause politics,
you wanted to get in tune with,
and in about how much time
you got on this earth, it's
about what you do with it.
I mean, it used to be Danny
10K, but now they talk
about your 14K more, and it's your fault
for that stupid shit.
Change?
Nigga, all we hear is talk,
where's the proof in it?
I say all we hear is talk,
where's the proof in it?
As a friend, I can tell you
'cause there's truth in it.
You losin' it; the struggle?
You abusing it.
I didn't want you to be
the next Martin or Malcolm,
I wanted you to be the first
Bruce in it, do you get it?
This gimmick, this image,
it's work next to nothing.
It's a reason while you
still here and the rest
of the vets is buzzing.
I used to watch some of your
old battles and actually feel
like I left with something.
You was a better artist
when you woke up everyday
and thought death was coming.
(audience yells)
I bet you thought my name next to yours
was probably great,
found out I was a killer,
and now I'm the one sealing your fate.
I'm in that spot you
wish you was in, and now
since every ounce of the
hate, but you only gonna get
this spot if I die, nigga,
you Councilman Tate.
I mean, but I see greatness inside,
I see the greatness inside,
I see the pain in your eyes,
understand that I recognize it
'cause the same was in mine.
I lost 90 some years ago,
and I still don't sit right
with that, Esco and
Dirty Hundreds lost Wop,
and I know with God, they
still tight with that.
So be happy that your life intact.
You on the DMV, you know how
many niggas will take your life
if it could bring Swavy back, I mean.
I mean it's quite the fact.
I know I keep bringing up that 14K bro,
but did you spend it?
They say you got nominated
for the Oscar, my nigga.
Did you win it?
(audience chuckles)
(electronic music)
(electronic whooshes)
