(party music)
(laughter)
(fire crackling)
- You're gonna be late.
- All right, I look good?
- Yes. Water?
- That came from your thigh gap?
No thank you.
- Thanks for calling it a gap.
- [Interviewer] We are
catching up with celebrity chef
Sasha Tran and her fiance Brandon Choi.
- What a great cause, huh?
(typing)
- Mm.
- We are opening a new restaurant
and I need you in San Francisco.
(doorbell rings)
- Hey!
- Hi, Marcus.
- Yeah, hi Sasha.
Hi. Hello. Hi.
- Long time.
(moaning)
(car squeaking)
- Yes, yes. Very long time. What's up?
- Sasha Tran!
- Mr. Kim.
- You're like our own Asian Oprah.
How much money do you have now?
- (laughing)
- He's serious.
- Oh.
- (Mr. Kim) I'm surprised
you two lost touch.
You used to be so close.
- So, when's the big wedding day?
- He wants to travel a
bit before we settle down.
It's really for the both of us.
- I finally realized that I
don't want to get married.
- Are you kidding me?
You're a piece of shit!
- I can tell you're a little...
- I hope you get malaria and shit yourself
to death you shitty piece of shit!
(goat baas)
- A little softer, please.
You are scaring the goats.
(soft guitar plays)
- I guess I have to
start dating again, huh?
Is there anything worse?
- [Friend] You and Marcus are so cute.
- Mm. No, no.
- Remind me why you never got together?
- There's way too much history there.
Oh. Haha.
Yeah.
♪ You were his one babe ♪
♪ For a moment in time ♪
- You still have the Corolla?
- What are you looking at?
My backseat because we had sex back there?
- Oh my god!
- So what do you think?
- That it might be even smaller
and grosser than I remember.
- You better still be
talking about my backseat.
(laughter)
(Always Be My Baby plays)
- [Mr. Kim] You don't
want to wonder "what if".
Tell her how you feel, son.
- I have some news.
- So do I.
- Mine's big.
- Mine's big too. Okay. Look...
- Okay. I wanna go first. I met someone!
- Wow. That's so great.
- We had the most insane, freaky ass sex.
I can't even talk about it, otherwise-
- Yeah, let's stop talking about it.
♪ You will always be my baby ♪
- Well, there he is!
- (slow-mo) Oh my god.
- Hi, baby.
- I'm missed your flesh.
- [New Boyfriend] I missed your thighs.
- I miss your beard scratching my thighs.
- I missed your taste.
- [Sasha] I missed your thumbs.
You're so good with your thumbs.
♪ You will always be my baby ♪
