- It's the dumbest fckin'
thing I've ever heard.
- It'll work, though.
It'll work.
- Why're you snooping in her phone?
- I wasn't snooping in--
- You're a creep.
- Fine, but I wasn't
snooping in her phone, okay.
I just-- I saw and I-- It's different.
- No, it's not different.
- I would say it's different.
- Why do you take advice from this guy?
- Ow.
- Where has it gotten you?
- Well, pretty close.
- Maggie, you just can't wrap your head
around the grand design, okay?
- You're telling him
to crash a girl's date.
How's that gonna help him at all?
- Well, I didn't say crash
a date, I said that he needs
to show up to the date with another date,
holding hands or something
like that, could make sense.
- Get-- no.
- Come on, Maggie.
- Why?
No, why on earth would I do that?
- To help a friend.
- Please?
- That doesn't seem right.
Does that seem right to you?
- No, not really.
- Okay, then what the fck?
- I don't know, I was
like this close, okay
I can't just stop now,
I have to do something.
I can't just let her slip away.
- Fine.
- Fine?
- Yeah.
- Fine, yes?
Maggie.
- Don't, don't--
- Maggie, Maggie!
- Do that!
- Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
- Get off me!
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
We can go and she can
see us holding hands,
because you're in high
school and you're taking me
wherever I want to go for dinner.
- Wherever you wanna go for dinner.
Okay, I gotta go home and
shower and buy a shirt
and can you pick me up?
- Buy a shirt?
- Buy a shirt.
That's nice, that's cute.
I'm teaching him well.
- Why do you orchestrate
this sh__ for him?
- Who says it's for him, Maggie?
(car engine running)
- This is a good shirt, right?
Like this is a bowling shirt.
- Yeah, it's spectacular.
- You look fcking amazing.
That's perfect.
Like that's--
- What's the game plan?
- They just see us
holding hands, nonchalant
and then we can get out of here.
- That's good.
Don't you think that if she sees us
she's gonna wanna say hello?
- Oh fck, right.
- [Maggie] Oh fck.
- Okay, we should have something planned.
Okay, if they talk to us, then we'll just
tell them we're going to dinner, together.
- We are going to dinner.
We're in an Legato, sugar daddy.
- That's a little bit--
(moans reassuringly)
(sighing)
- But we can tell them that
we're going to that sh__hole
over there which explains why
we're in this parking lot.
- Oh, perfect.
That's perfect, you're perfect.
(exhales)
- There she is.
- Who the fck is that?
- I'm guessing that's Ashley.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey hey, hi.
Hey guys!
Hey, hey, hi!
What're you-- what're ya doing here?
- Hey Brian.
Maggie.
- Hi Vanessa.
We are-- yeah.
- Ashley, Brian.
Maggie, Ashley.
- Put it there.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet your, brother.
- Maggie.
- Pleasure, Ashley.
- Ashley.
- We're going bowling, what're you--
Well what-- what are you guys doing?
- We're trying to cross--
- We're gonna go bowling Yeah.
- Nice.
- Perfect, right.
- That's good, you brought
your bowling shirt.
- Love pineapples.
Double date?
- Great!
- Can I help you with that?
- Yes.
- The fck's the matter with you?
- Things are different.
Okay, I had to improvise.
- Why because he's a dude?
- Because he's that dude.
- Ow.
- Let me make that better.
- At least before when I
thought that it was a woman,
a woman is like empirically
different from me.
That guy's just--
- He's better.
- Don't say it!
- Thank you, Prince Charming.
- I have my moments.
- I'm gonna go get 80 beers.
(rock music)
- Can I get a pitcher of the house draft
and five shots of whiskey, please.
- Do you want light, dark, ho--
We don't have a house
draft, it's just like
two beers.
- I-- that red knob there,
just pull it and I'll
take whatever comes out.
- Okay, cool and you want whiskey?
- Yes, please, five shots.
- Like scotch or like--
we have scotch whiskey.
- Just rail whiskey, whatever you got.
- Do you want-- just the cheapest one?
- Honestly, just grab the
closest bottle and start pouring
and I'll be happy.
- Because we have one that you can get.
It's like way better, but it's like
not that much more expensive, so.
- Just the cheapest whiskey
that's in arms reach and then--
- Five?
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
You want five?
- Five please.
- But there's four of you.
- Yup, I'm just gonna take
care of this one real quick.
(energetic hip hop music)
(bowling pins falling)
- Yeah, you know me, Red.
- I gotchu, pineapple shirt.
- Yeah, you got it.
(energetic hip hop music)
(laughing heartily)
- Yeah, she's so-- it's such an ugly name.
- I think you're good, man.
- Oh no, no, I'm fine.
- No, no, I think, guy-- I
think you're fckin' great.
- I've been sharing, though
and we're friends.
- I think you drank
all of this literally just now.
(energetic hip hop music)
(energetic hip hop music)
