Guys!
The new place looks amazing.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god
Oh my god I'm so sorry.
It's fine, in this house
we just do a little bit of a...
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Do you want a top up?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
You're fine.
Oooooo
Ooooops
Spilled your wine in the living room
Mop it with your sock
You slip and drop a bowl of soup
Mop it with your sock
That ketchup sprayed all over you
Mop it with your sock
I got a weak arm but I'm pouring Rubicon
the carpet is the only thing I seem to get it on.
Uh!
Home is so wet
never been clean
carpet so red
used to be cream.
Feeling like Pollock
dripping my remains
got so many stains that I give them all names:
The Phantom
The Wiggler
The One With The Beans
The one we found this morning
that we've never even seen.
I could get some tissue
but the kitchen's over there
I got these socks from Primark so you know I don't care.
Rub it with your feet 'til your feet get warm
Socks done so much mopping that I'm
sticking to the floor.
Don't be coming over here telling me that I should
use a mop
like some cleanliness cop
when you're home alone I know you use your sock.
Heat up my dinner
and it's ready.
*PING*
Matter fact
this is Chicken Chow Mein
and as it starts to slip I think
'this is gonna stain.'
It doesn't matter what you do
Mop it with your sock
Do a fart and you follow through
Mop it with your sock
Giving birth in the living room
Mop it with your sock
Doesn't matter what it is
be it food or drink or j*zz
I don't need a mop
I mop it all with this
That hasn't worked
No
no it hasn't
Hm.
White wine?
White wine.
Yep.
