(mysterious music)
- So, I'm pretty torn
between the General Tso's
chicken and the chicken lo mein.
What is your preference between the two?
- [Waiter] Yes.
- Okay, I will get the
chicken lo mein then.
- Chicken lo mein, yes.
- Okay, thank you.
- [Waiter] Thank you.
- Here you go.
Thank you.
- [Waiter] Thank you.
- Seems really good.
- No way.
Are you Lil Dicky?
- Yeah, how are you?
- Are you actually Lil Dicky?
- Yeah.
- Oh my god, dude.
I love your shit.
- Thank you.
- Babe, this is Lil Dicky,
he's like one of my favorite rappers.
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- Oh, you're a rapper?
- Yeah.
- No, he's not like a rapper, rapper,
he's like a funny rapper,
he raps about like how small his dick his
and like how he's a funny
looking little white guy.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that's funny.
- [Male Fan] You thought
he was like a rapper?
- [Female Fan] Yeah, but no, yeah, yeah.
- He knows, he knows.
He's funny about it.
Everyone says that.
Everyone's always like,
I'm like no.
- Yeah, no, yeah.
- He's not, he's not.
Super funny though, man.
- Thank you.
- [Male Fan] I put so many of
my boys on your dick, dude.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- Bye.
- [Reporter] What surprised me
and I think a lot of the
fans have heard the album.
- Dude, everybody else in hip-hop
is so much cooler than me.
People are so good at dancing,
or they've got like the sickest tattoos.
Sometimes I really wish
I could be somebody else.
- Don't get me wrong, I love my fans.
They know that.
But it's stressful man.
I'm always scrutinized.
Wish I could kinda like
be somebody else for a day, you know?
(mysterious music)
- [Lil Dicky] Sometimes I really wish
I could be somebody else.
- [Chris Brown] Wish I
could be somebody else
for a day, you know?
(lightning bellows)
- [Lil Dicky] And on that day,
me and Chris Brown would change bodies.
(upbeat music)
♪ Lil Dicky ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Lovin' on the beat, yo ♪
♪ I woke up Chris Breezy,
oh my god I'm the man ♪
♪ I'm so fly and I can dance ♪
♪ There's tattoos on my neck ♪
♪ I just FaceTimed Kanye ♪
♪ I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah ♪
♪ Got all these hoes
in my DM, yeah, I do ♪
♪ Holy shit, I got a kid ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I can sing so well ♪
♪ Wonder if I can say the N-word ♪
♪ Wait, can I really say the N-word ♪
♪ What up, my nigga, what up, my nigga ♪
♪ Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga ♪
♪ You pussy ass nigga,
man, fuck y'all niggas ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm that nigga,
nigga, nigga, nigga ♪
♪ I'm that nigga ♪
♪ I woke up in Chris
Brown's body, oh yeah ♪
♪ Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday ♪
♪ But we got no choice but
to turn this bitch sideways ♪
♪ Oh yeah, I can't believe
that it's Freaky Friday ♪
♪ Yeah, it's Freaky Friday ♪
♪ I'm in Chris Brown's body ♪
♪ I drive his Ferrari and
I'm light-skinned black ♪
♪ Ring, ring, what the fuck ♪
♪ I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky ♪
♪ Lil Dicky ♪
♪ Ah, what the fuck ♪
♪ This shit is real weak ♪
♪ How his dick staying perched
up on his balls like that ♪
♪ Walking down the street ♪
♪ And ain't nobody know my name ♪
♪ Ain't no paparazzi flashing
pictures this is great ♪
♪ Ain't nobody judging ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm black or
my controversial past ♪
♪ I'ma go and see a movie and relax ♪
♪ Aye, I'm a Blood but I
can finally wear blue ♪
♪ Why's his momma calling all the time ♪
♪ Leave me the fuck alone, bitch ♪
♪ Wait, if I'm in Dicky
body, Breezy is who ♪
♪ Hope my daughter's in school ♪
♪ Fuck, if I was Chris
Brown, where would I be ♪
♪ What would I do ♪
♪ I woke up in Chris
Brown's body, oh yeah ♪
♪ Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday ♪
♪ But we got no choice but
to turn this bitch sideways ♪
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
♪ I can't believe that
it's Freaky Friday ♪
♪ Yeah, it's Freaky Friday ♪
♪ I'm in Chris Brown's body ♪
♪ I look at my soft dick with delight ♪
♪ It's my dream dick ♪
♪ If I was Lil Dicky in my
body, where would I be ♪
♪ I'm trying to find myself
like an introspective monk ♪
♪ I'm balling on the court,
oh my God I can dunk ♪
♪ Snap a flick of my junk ♪
♪ My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck ♪
♪ Now I'm at the club, I
talked my way into getting in ♪
♪ I look up in the VIP,
my goodness there I am ♪
♪ I signal to him to let me
in but he won't let me in ♪
♪ I don't know who that is ♪
♪ Wait, who the fuck he think he is ♪
♪ Took a glass bottle ♪
♪ Shatter it on the bouncer's head ♪
♪ Walked up to that motherfucker ♪
♪ Wait, think it through for a sec ♪
♪ If you hurting me then
you only hurting yourself ♪
♪ But wait, I love myself ♪
♪ That was the key, now
we're switching back ♪
♪ I woke up in Chris
Brown's body, oh yeah ♪
♪ Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday ♪
♪ But we got no choice but
to turn this bitch sideways ♪
♪ I can't believe that
it's Freaky Friday ♪
♪ Wait, what the fuck ♪
♪ And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body ♪
♪ It's way less cool than
being Chris Brown was ♪
♪ What the fuck again ♪
♪ I'm DJ Khaled ♪
♪ Why am I yelling ♪
♪ Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner ♪
♪ I got a vagina ♪
♪ I'm gonna explore that right now ♪
♪ Woo, woo ♪
♪ Holy shit, I got a vagina ♪
♪ I'm gonna learn ♪
♪ I'm gonna understand the
inner workings of a woman ♪
