Oh No stop that that's my friend blah
blah blah so everyone really wants me to
keep disguising his henchmen I guess the
last video I made got over a million
views in a week so we're back except
today we have a slightly different game
plan today we're going to be the
personal bodyguard for Midas if anyone
shoots him or tries to kill him I will
destroy them since everyone is usually
after Midas to grab his drum gun or his
keycard
I'll stand close to them and trick
people into thinking that I'm a real
henchman and then I will save - last
time it works pretty well so this should
be fun I'm also going to join squad fill
games and try to get the entire squad to
disguise as henchman and protect - with
me I don't know if that will work
let's try I am now less than a hundred
and fifty thousand subscribers from a
million so if you like the videos please
subscribe ok thanks so when I made the
last video I was killed about 375 times
when I tried to get into the phone booth
and disguise the henchman so hopefully
that doesn't happen this time because it
made me sad I hear a lot of people
upstairs I'm lost in the vents again
where's - I hope he hasn't died yet oh
this guy's gonna think that I'm real no
ok so the first attempt was not the best
considering I didn't even find Midas
okay so there's like 1,400 people in the
agency right now which makes me very
scared no don't shoot me out this guy
that's not nice I just started playing
this game get it okay this is not fun
I'm sorry I'm such a horrible bodyguard
- all right finally sorry I was late -
OH
what's wrong Jabbar Vivar this is a nice
computer I would play fortnight on this
everyone has a question mark above that
but I don't see a single person hello
yeah what's wrong where are they I still
don't know where he is erm la revoir so
- where'd you get that drum gun of
course in the game where I finally don't
die immediately no one is coming to kill
Midas at all oh except for the person
who's in the area oh no that was
horrible this was the worst thing I
could have ever happened to us I swear
if someone kills - right now when I'm
not there I'm gonna be very angry -
where'd he go oh there is okay
everything's fine I'm back what's up no
no no no no no no nope why did he keep
walking it to me I thought that he would
stop I was protecting it for so long and
then he just murders me for no reason
that was the most perfect landing I've
ever done alright where's - ladies -
where are you oh hey what's up we're
gonna take him down together okay nope
stop that that's my friend wait I forgot
I can't pick - back up no stop I'm one
of you guys I'm your friend no no please
stop please stop okay time to get a new
disguise okay so there's good news and
bad news the good news is I I killed the
person that killed - the bad news is -
is on the ground that act natural act
natural if I just look normal
he won't know hi
listen this is gonna be really odd but I
need to go to the agency with you we
need to disguise as henchman and we need
to protect - from dying it's really okay
see you later
left voice check always back yes I know
but but it's really important we need to
all disguise as henchmen and we need to
defend - from dying I don't know I don't
know many for not youtubers but
basically epic games hired me to do this
no you can't do that no it's not I'm not
I'm not giving you me bucks we're here
to do
if you kill - then I'm gonna be oh no oh
no medicines not to kill me oh no no
don't kill him don't kill him don't kill
him don't kill him don't kill him
everything's fine I'm gonna make it out
just fine okay I didn't make it out no
no no no everyone calm down I'm just
gonna go get a new disguise all right
I'm gonna go get a new okay cool great
so many people are shooting me all right
I just got to go get my disguise back
and everything's gonna be fine in the
next season Midas is going to take over
the entire world and instead of having
the agency every place is gonna have
their own agency like there's gonna be a
agency for loot Lake I'm just gonna yeah
loot Lakes coming back wait is loot Lake
in the game right now
if Midas wins the game with us then oh
no oh no just wanna know you shot me no
way I was in the door I don't know maybe
shot somebody you guys need to act like
better henchmen everything's fine we
just have to make sure we don't run into
Midas so if anybody comes to the agency
we have to eliminate them
okay all right relax relax max acting
well act natural act natural
oh no I read it to Antron No
don't worry I got him I got him don't
worry no one kills - oh there's another
person No
all right it is your it is your destiny
you have to defend - he's in that vent
okay - is okay all right everything's
fine
whoa hold on I gotta get a disguise let
me
we are the midis defense squad hey I
just got shot Wow guys everything's fine
everyone relax it's gonna be okay
where's - okay - is fine still we're
doing we're doing so good
don't worry I'm here this is so hard
no they won't
he's still okay no wait wait wait
keep spectating let's see if they kill -
if they don't kill - and they and they
run away we'll be fine oh no no all
right - it - is defending himself pretty
well
to be honest no he's down oh no I'm so
sad guys guys I can't I can't play
anymore I'm too sad I'm gonna go cry
that was so close now I'm really sad
don't notice me no no I said don't
notice me fine I'll go to the other
phone booth oh hey buddy um no stop Oh
No I hate this all right so I got my
disguise this time finally and a gun
perfect
hey what's up buddy Oh No act natural
let me add I need to defend bite us
target lost
what you're wasting time scanner I - I'm
here to protect you
who is he shooting it why are you
shooting at the ceiling - there's no the
enemy no stop shooting - okay don't kill
him yet no I'm
so bad at this okay so maybe a shotgun
wasn't the best weapon why did he have
to come from the roof I feel like I've
let my just down I'm so sorry
I'm just really bad at fortnight all
right I'm here for attempted number 4738
so far I've only killed one person that
was trying to kill - and then I died
right after so basically this video so
far has been a very big failure oh no
this is not okay
I am so sad this video was not that hard
the last time I did it it was not this
bad now for some reason it's much bad
much more bad much worse I don't know
how to speak English either alright so
it seems like my team does not have
microphones so if they come near - I'm
gonna have to I'm gonna have to destroy
them I'm here for - not to win the game
no why might - - you're really gonna
have to stop doing that that's the
second time you've just bumped into me
dude stop you know this video is not
going as well as I'd hoped I thought we
were friends
itsy chilli - no don't do it don't kill
- no you just he just killed - I'm just
so sad now my team my old team I thought
I could trust you guys it's you Tony man
if that's what you get for killing my
friend nope no you can't crawl away it's
not that nope nope no stop yes he died
now to honor - I'm going to have to win
this game which means I'm gonna have to
start trying nope
I forgot that I wasn't dressed as Antron
all right so I didn't win the game and
might has died for nothing I am the
worst bodyguard that has ever lived
okay so it's been about two hours since
I started recording and so far I haven't
really had a successful - defending
thing things game thing we had a couple
good tries but we're missing like the
really the one good successful defending
of - like I've only really killed like
one person trying to kill - I'm gonna go
for the final try this is the last
attempt at saving - and I'm gonna try
very very hard I feel like I'm nice and
warmed up from the past clips and I
think I actually have a decent chance of
getting the skin really quick and
getting tinnitus before anyone else I'm
not gonna lie I'm a little bit nervous
knowing that this is the last attempt
and if I fail
I'm the worst bodyguard ever and I'm a
total failure this means a lot to me
okay oh all right that doesn't count one
more so this is the actual final attempt
I found - right away so there's no
excuses anymore it's just me
Midas and the enemy and also like for
other henchmen I saw a few people land
here so there's definitely a couple
enemies that I need to worry about but
so far so good
and we're in the circle Oh No
nope
I don't even think that guy knew that I
was a real person I think he just shot
just for fun and it just happened to be
me yeah this is dis dis just if this
didn't work I let midas down I let the
agency down and more importantly I let
myself down I don't even want to do an
outro I'm just too sad but I hope you
enjoyed me being sad and me failing at
defending midas and maybe I'll try again
some other time with a better game plan
because honestly I had no game plan on
coming in here and then that's why I
died 400 times I'm so sorry I hope that
Midas could forgive me all right bye
