*INTRO WAPUSH* Bob: Oh, hey! Wow, that's wacky. Jack: Oh god, we're just right in.
Wade: Nice salt.
Mark: Not ready... Jack: O...K, *chuckles*
*Wade laughs*
Jack: Off to a great start! Bob: Woohoo! Hey, what's up, buddy? Mark: Nononono...
Jack: Oh, we can hit each other's balls.
Bob: Oh, I'm salt, that's right.
*mark chuckles*
Bob: I'm the saltiest.
Mark: So we just start out with a big colored dick in front of us, and we gotta... Jack: Ah!
Wade: Woo!
Bob: Ohoho! Jack: Ok, this is confusing...
Bob: Why does it look like a bunch of little penises are pouring salt on me? Jack: Fuck!
Mark: Oh, its physically based? Bob: Oh sh... Mark: You have to physically swonk it?
Wade: Yup!
Mark: Oh, fuck this shit... Jack: Katoosh!
*wade laughs* Jack: Yeah; double Bugé!
Mark: Oh, FUCK THIS SHIT. Bob: Yeah, bitch! I'm a bogey! Jack: Yeah it's... it's speed-based.
Wade: Let's watch Mark SLOWLY work his way... Bob: Hey guess what, everybody? A little bogey.
Wade: Oh... Mark: Oh, FUCK THIS SHIT... *bob laughs*. Jack: They look like licorice all sorts, not actual sushi.
Mark: Fuck you!
Jack: And the course is made out of hemp.
Mark: Jesus Christ! Wade: It matters how hard you push it forward.
Jack: Yeah, it doesn't matter how far pack you pull it. Mark: Yeah, I get that, Wade! Thank you.
Wade: And how far you pull back. Jack: Ok, go! Mark: I get it, I GET IT!
*Jack laughs* Bob: Jack! *laughs* Wade: Woow!
*mark sighs*
Jack: Eh! *chuckles* Bob: Duwah! Mark: HOLY SHIT! Wad: Wow, Bob!
Jack: I don't like this. Mark: Oh boy...
Jack: I don't like this.
Mark: Oh boy... Bob: Heeyah! Wade: Woohoo! Jack: Aw, fuck. Bob: No, not like this!
Mark: NO!
Jack: This really hard to get a feel for.
Wade: Oh, also if you press L, your balls glow.
Mark: Why?
Jack: Ohwoah!
Jack: L for Light. Wade: I don't know... Mark: NO!
Jack: Yes!
Bob: Hey, what's up?
Bob: I made it to the end, I'm gonna... Jack: Triple Bogey  *chuckles*
Wade: Mark(o), what's up over there? Bob: Whee! Mark: Fuck... Jesus!
Jack: Bob it looks like you have tiny... Bob: Heyhey! Jack: It looks like you have tiny penis shakers with S's on them over your ball. Bob: I know! That's what I was sayin' it looks like...*wade laughs*
Bob: It looks like little dildos are sprinkling salt on me the whole time. *jack laughs*
Jack: I think maybe... Bob: I can just imagine the sound they're making; they're just like *strange smacking sounds*
Mark: GAH!
Jack: I think maybe Mark should have the salt one.
Wade: Yeah, I think Mark needs the salt.
Bob:  how-how did I get the salt, when?
Wade: his little fleshy sushi doesn't quite fit
Mark: nope I got it guys
Bob: noooope
Mark: aahh no
Jack: apparently not
Mark: the one thing I can say about this game is the physics seem to
be accurate so yeah
Jack: yeah that's why it's so bullshit
Bob: holy shit HOLE IN ONE
HOLE IN ONE HOLE IN ONE
Jack: are you serious?
Bob: get rekt yeah
Jack: get your balls out of my way
Bob: Wade is just like Jack: oh oh oh go in go in go in
go in, come on!
wow wow that's like hovering you over
the edge
you could have landed that into the hole
why did you give it a hole a little bit
yeah
no I don't think we believe there's no
wide hole oh my God thank you
goal how'd you guys mess that up fuck
you fuck how they mess that up
hey mr. hole-in-one
we've have gone the other Wow that is
yeah whatever okay
this is going to take a while to get
used to you all go makers have got
malice was annoying to say though ah is
it really that annoying
did you buy your ball away from me wha
fire ball is okay there we go
fuck fuck fuck Labor Day stay box a fuck
hey come on
ok ok don't know fuck my ass
hey buddy buddy
sad balls you wait your turn wait wait
hit him if you if you hit me I'm really
fine various ages what what's the
weaklings shot it didn't even give me a
shot oh you guys know what to do it on
so give 20 seconds I got it man you guys
got in there late I think I'm concerned
good I'm really Marcus you know there's
a power bar oh wait you were an idiot oh
no no no oh now my fault Wade that's the
sweet delicious way back retribution ha
ha ha waiter laughing fuck up my fucking
hey I'm honey we're hey oh fuck hey
don't don't don't don't no oh oh hey I
did it first try oh oh I'm starting to
get a hang I fucking hate you you hear
all day yes not having a good like the
shit out of it jack yeah Oh honestly
honestly if you hit it really hard it'll
bounce off the other side back right
will it will it yeah do it that's wrong
I know I what's wrong hands it's all
already I wonder oh man yeah you guys
you guys good oh you guys good hey I'm
having a fun time I'm low secondly you
can score I could catch up see I see
okay super happily for more
socks anymore you should have done that
thing I said the whole time
I tried but dick yeah we are and could
we make the shot though do or do not
okay there is only try guys
guys where's the hole I'm gonna watch
wait and see what happens over and over
fire left is it no I went over here nuda
don't lie over here yeah so much oh oh
my god Oh professional just like
markiplier man
markiplier kid yeah shit I was too soft
hey buddy Oh Chris bail I am amazing at
this
I like that when you're gonna shingly
good I think we I think we finally saw
something that mark doesn't suck yet
finally I got this I got I gotta fuck
off oh I'm back at the top is a joke
there it was any consolation I did not
do myself any favors
that's not consolation at all I was in
prime time
you were full of dick bags okay you can
get your payback Oh grim jaw hit someone
oh fuck yeah yeah I did it
nice oh nice I gotta go I got st. trunks
on that from accidentally moving my
mouth
where is it perfect that's the you know
I'm in mega boo boo shit he did this
might wanted one or not oh my god my god
oh my god oh I made it
hey I'm here oh thank you it thank you
do that
yeah I support oh okay okay none now
this is really good
oh I'm hitting it differently every time
yeah we can say that what can it be
I'm not laughing at you doc I'm laughing
with oh I laughing at me don't worry
okay
video games what makes me this angry
that's rough
whoa oh there's a thing there we go nice
and gentle oh fuck God jeez
okay that's not where you go oh I see
your tactics wait if my ball could stop
that would be found
haha hey to go hey I guess I get to go
first huh nope curved in I wait here we
go before we go go for it we go here we
go I'm not restricted
oh I thought you want me to touch you
Wow oh whoa ain't getting no time I
ain't gonna go for that one yeah I'm
taking take the easy way out
I've embarrassed myself and over there
were two people Wow
oh shit find the other job my mom says
I'll be back
oh yeah Bob are so join me dry that's
always fine you know what I made it in
that's all I really wanted to do is oh
oh fuck wait why is there a ramp there's
a ramp why is there a ramp there's a
long way around and under there there's
one there's a there's a hole right here
we Oh what do you don't do you go in the
hole is that a good so yeah it's it's
always gonna draw a tree oh no now I
would hit you in bother a few things new
hey wait hey hey oh and thank you buddy
you are come I'm at holding on you and
the helping guy mark hey what's up bum
bum
I got love-tapped there you didn't i
graciously guided you into the hole haha
in my way back oh this is an angle
problem
Missy oh hi want to see the sickest
angle this sad oh yeah jack coffee just
this sweet angle oh my god
Wade don't ah the angular way angle it
fucking punch him off don't do it not
worth it come on man anyway take this
all right I would have flown to
Cincinnati it's the fun okay you can't
line up terrified wow really
I am never I've only played this before
just waiting for some native sucks dick
oh no
Oh big what I do I just stop there I
didn't do it everyone strokes not shit
oh hey Mark what did i do I just stopped
dear I landed your ball company that's
all the longer you stay there that's
cool yeah I said fill the salt
accumulator pose
I feel really good about it a pain and
squadoosh Oh God
Wow squadoosh key Oh God Oh
oh shit oh no oh dear oh okay okay okay
come on going hey just go is Oh
oh god you know what there's there's a
lot of anguish when you get fucked but
it's really fun to watch everyone else I
want my bike to start Oh God come on man
come on man come on man you got it oh
you Pete the shit like this man Wow -
akha fuck ah goddamn way my was starting
back what why are we going around under
oh I see
whoo I do fuck off wage thank you doing
naca primaries would you guys get the
fuck out of my way
hey push me why don't you push me ah you
go where the hell did you hey over here
oh yeah not that far oh god yeah I do to
me Oh fucking hurt so my way though I
just try to catch weight at this point
though yeah
how you doing back there no get on my 86
stroke level dude what is bad
oh look how the fuck is bad oh wait a
fuck out of here you can watch you guys
try to do this I'm just gonna hang back
you know you can't do that I can
what are you just all gonna stop see ah
whoa that was cool I wish I could do
that
aah aah What's Wrong aah shit you gotta
fucking it ha ha crying oh I did
Sneaky's tonight right on that means
10-second warning oh god jack oh yeah
3 seconds in one stroke gosh
justjust goddamn moon shot it may are
debated by turn strokes yeah fuck you a
the elbe trough just stupid hole where
you guys hit me off three times if hmm I
don't you were so close I'm gonna crown
uh hi Pig like oh my god I told you it
was cool yet oh hey I'm all the way over
here yeah hey what's up buddy oh you
feel the wrecking them away army more
look like bob was like humping me no no
oh yeah I got it oh wait yes oh that is
a power with you zip now god I'm so got
power or I got a bad heart
did you guys fight there with her
Highness fuck bad bitch - oh fuck oh you
gotta poop stuff away
bring it how the hell do we go oh fuck
you you can bounce your way across
Oh
Oh Oh
we actually have to bounce ourselves in
oh oh oh please please I've got a
permanent smile on my face guys I'm
having it oh yeah that's cause I can't
eating grim Joker is that you hey this
is really funny even though I suck at
yeah nobody funny a weekly shot over
here yeah okay um I'm just wondering all
that fucking shit is happening oh oh we
go up Oh woo oh Christ
okay oh hey guys how's it going nope
nope no I ain't going going going going
ah buddy like a dirty but I got the
power oh wow ah shit mark how's it going
hey I got I got a plan
what's this yeah well oh shit you got it
in I didn't okay wicked yeah oh so close
oh god damn it no aah
why are you like then said the man to
his own god damn it Oh God Wow Wow come
on go in
yeah that's bullshit okay they look
human
I'll knock you in Bob I'll knock you in
as a favor to you and I thanks buddy
oh you made it - I tell ya that's
altough come
and no I feel leave but not by as much
as I want I missed it
oh no wait no why oh there's a hole
right there you're not supposed to oh
fuck
where do you see you don't another
traffic oh god max play cool oh fuck
yeah oh god fuck we got it guys we got
oh Jeff you're so close to the hole I
know stayin away no no no no no oh shit
ah shit god damn I'm on your way oh yeah
sorry no no no no no no no Dom no right
back at the beginning oh fuck wait that
hall yes I finished it I think weights
going to take the cake on this one if
you believe I got a double bogey with
ten like I need to go into the grass to
fuck off fucking there's water as well
though
what the fuck Oh what did not suck so
much please oh yeah lead us lead us Bob
tell us the ways of your on guys Oh
whatever my life and all of the people
here in it little boy oh yeah dude jeez
hey wait alright I'm glad to be part of
your life I just want oh yeah that's
finally in the wall comes up job oh okay
alright good if I cavalry oh good let me
go right back where I want they all
talking to us are you talking about not
exactly
Oh awesome
I am a wizard for you see it Bob
I'm lasers I'm not losing yes so hey
how's it feel to play a map you haven't
played before and certainly you're not
so good anymore all right
yeah you don't get me this time well I
didn't do anything to you before what is
rolling at me jack yes yes no not this
time happening you man
oh my I look fine I know you're loving
fingers oh well I mean it's it's gaining
weight in the first memory of your
dreams ah ah this is hard hard weight is
just like oh my yeah there what do you
do I thought everything is that one oh
there you go
Richard the rat I got threats it's gonna
work just wait this way yes sir has been
raised rabbits now I'm gonna hang back
this time fuck you guys I feel I feel
like I'm too impulsive when I come home
I go hey I'll be right with you guys out
I'm just gonna juice currently yeah oh
hey thank you fuckin wall go ha ha ha ha
ha hey
oh come on why is it Bobby hey Bob hey
what's up buddy buddy is my first Rimac
shaking at you I'm thrusting my mind
Godwine mythology Ronnie
oh no no hey wait I like you know hey
buddy you have a good time
oh wow that really worked out
accidentally really great for me no
saint anyway if you're really stuck over
there huh mark what are you doing good
and nothing definitely not putting tags
into believe the strategy works just
believe all right okay they're in
Germany tiny holes it is hard to know if
I go in just a noble yeah just believe
you could do it it doesn't matter how
small do if you believe Carbonaro it'll
work I believe so are that my balls
gonna stop rolling
what the hell oh my god oh I knew
where'd I go home earlier oh I see some
trick shots hell yeah you guys want to
see vision
thank you yeah that's not that's not it
is oh yeah right there not it
I tried the trick shot this is the trick
you're watching watch all shut fucking
nailed it haha anyway does we stop
moving me for this it's not fucking I
never stop moving are we supposed to get
it in there on my line on right now I'm
going up oh where the hell not Oh God
Saji bra
fire no no no no okay now who is bottom
what is stuck by okay there we go
finally where's Gabe is is that hole up
there the hole or the hole nobody
already is one stroke layer
oh why I push it
no wait hey your friend you're not even
fucking giving birth to a fucking
Maryland rain right it's just a game man
Hey - oh is that the hole oh boy no it
just can't be
who's gonna try it no we go back the
other way
okay you can't do in Salonika wait what
happened when you asked throat sir oh oh
oh it's reversed
ah the other direction yeah great no no
ace oh oh oh are you still here here's
to me oh hey I made it look at that who
doesn't have time out this role
eventually oh yeah you're welcome I
technically beat you here I'm so I'm the
winner I technically is also that you
went into the hole so your walls good
okay pat down the ball and stop the game
this one's we're all so so my god
fucking hot dog wait what are we oh ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha wait you're not
allowed land in the water you fucking
shit
oh fuck you're in a bad way where am I
yeah hey I did it I did it
guys it's possible I did it no name is
lying to us how it's possible just hit
it hurt oh by Jackson hi mom did you get
into holidays oh no oh hey what's up
buddy you want me to go first
unless you want me to hit you're way off
into nowhere mmm yeah I can do that Oh
God Oh a new challenger has entered the
arena
oh I'm here asshole
your friend okay bouncing in the water
yes help me
I'll be the ball over here love when
it's would come oh wait wait has one
where we just got potentially bouncing
hey I think I might be coming to a stop
no no it's not even ending the round are
you sure that you lost the game
they broke the game do anything oh my
god I think we can agree that Jack won
thanks everybody
ha ha Jack wins this one yeah I know
yeah win by default that shit yeah well
that's what you can't hear know where
you are
Jack when by G ball even more I guess
that's it then
Oh goodbye kiss mine
you can turn by default yeah that's
pretty good right you got third place
buddy I just fall yeah
