Hello there!
Following Earth's inclusion into the Galactic Grouping and meeting all these new alien species, mankind has now been exposed to many different extraterrestrial
diseases that humans have never encountered before, some of them with rather weird symptoms. So, in this video, we'll count down the top five
weirdest alien diseases.
So first on the list, in at number five, we have a disease that is caught by visiting the planet of Squidmopolis and
making out with the sexy squid people that live there.
[Seductively] Just look at them...
[Sexily; squiddily] Hello, there!
Phwoar! Can't say I blame you. So, if you'd just be kind enough to give us a little smile there...
Ha! What's wrong? Got something in your teeth? So disease number 5 is squid teeth.
All of your teeth fall out
and are replaced lovely slimy suckers. And to top it all off you get a pretty bad case of fish breath.
Next, at number four, we have - to give it its native Cangraxulan name - blurgleblargleshmargblarg,
which, loosely translated, stands for "bitey hair".
With this disease, you grow teeth instead of hair follicles all over your body.
Hope you stocked up on toothpaste!
[Brushy brushy]
What's wrong - got something in your teeth?
[Smug laughter]
Unfortunately, the only way to remove them is to pull them all out -
one by one.
So midway at number three, we have my personal favourite. If you've ever tried blue milk, there's a chance you might have caught this yourself!
[Blue milk eruption]
Suckling chin! The infection causes the drinker to grow a beard of lactating teats on their chin.
[Will, why]
What's wrong - have you got something in your...teats?
[Smug punny laughter]
Okay, I'll stop now
But don't worry! The teats will shrivel up and fall off on their own after time. Just make sure you don't get a cold whilst you
still have them...
[milky sneeze]
Lovely...
[the deathly groans of a being that Should Not Be]
In at number two we have - would you be so kind as lift up your shirt?
[Screaming nipple]
Scr--
[Screeching nip nop]
Scre--
[Purple nurple gone wrong]
Screa--
[h o w l i n g  a r e o l a s]
Scr--
[N I P P L E  S C R E A M]
SCREAMY NIPS!
Ahem.
Uh, screamy nips. This annoying little infection you'll pick up from
[R E V E N G E   of the  N I P S]
Jesus!!
And finally, in at number one,
the weirdest alien disease comes from the bite of a mimic moth. A bite from this moth will swell into a copy spot.
If the spot is burst, it will force out a larva that will quickly grow, loosely mimicking the host's DNA.
[I really don't know how to caption this]
[Relatable retching]
[God save us all]
See the resemblance?
H u m a n   f a t h e r?
But over time it will grow to look identical to the host.
Oh, no - looks like another mouth to feed!
...Oh.
Never mind. Uh, it looks like you've got something in your teeth.
[Juicy slurp]
Oh, hey!
Don't mind me. I'm just slowly being digested by this intestine. Thanks for watching the video!
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