Dear viewers, welcome back to another episode
of Fortnite Geographic.
A fantastic and exciting episode.
The brand new replay mode has been released.
For the Geographic team this means but one
thing.
Exciting new camera equipment to showcase
the species of Fortnite and ofcourse..
A lot more work for our editor Stew, who has
been working 18 hour shifts just to give you
this brand new Fortnite Geographic.
Yes, please prepare a nice warm fire..
Call for you Butler Jeffrey and have him prepare
the finest gin and tonic the lands can offer.
Now gently, ever so gently lean backwards..
And exhale contently.
Yes, it is now time to begin Fortnite Geographic.
Dear viewers, in last episode we covered the
noob.
A fascinating and common creature in the lands
of Fortnite.
Be sure to click the eye in the sky which
editor Stew put in place to watch that video
after you are done watching this one.
Today, we are covering a wide variety of different
fine specimens of Fortnite.
And so, here we stand.
The lands are quiet, the first people have
yet to drop in.
Our camera crew is deep inside the wailing
woods..
An eery place.. and the home of a very rare
creature..
The Architect.
And oh my, there it is.
The architect, is a pacifist.
It does not care for the win, no not in the
slightest.
All it cares for is the art of construction.
The architect is closely related to the builder..
But if you think they are similar, you'd be
horribly mistaken.
While the builder crafts quick forts for defensive
or offensive purposes..
The Architect is here to spread fine art all
across the lands..
And for that, it needs resources.
Half of the wailing woods falls.
They rush from tree to tree in attempts to
gain many resources before venturing out..
And so they depart, from the wailing woods,
into the dangerous lands of Fortnite.
They stand at a crossing.
Any ordinary, sane person would do one of
two things.
1, go around.. 2, construct a quick bridge.
And here our architects go, they quickly make
their way over the tiny dip in the lands..
And they arive, safely.
The regular player would continue, but not
the architect, noooo.
It can't leave with a horrible structure like
this..
And even tho time is pressing, the barier
moving in fast..
They go back, to construct the nicest looking
bridge to have ever befallen upon Fortnite.
Look at the fine railing, the pillar to suport
the weight, the beautiful small staircase.
Yes, a fine job, and so they drink, on another
job well done..
Before falling to the barier.
Meanwhile, in pleasant park..
2 Players are running around looking for loot..
But little do they know, 2 eyes are following
their every step..
Dear viewers..
The Bush camper.
This is not just any ordinary bush camper,
no, this is a portable bush camper..
And he is a friend.
His friend plays the distraction, making as
much noise as possible..
And so the contenders are attracted to the
noise..
They hurry over and a confrontation unfolds.
Little do they know, like a trap door spider,
the portable bush camper strikes fast.
They kill a poor, unspecting player..
But little do they know, another two are rushing
in..
Straight into the fangs of the portable bush
camper..
Yes, bush campers can be found all over Fortnite..
The bush provides little cover, but it hides
the player perfectly..
The player patiently sits and waits..
For the oppertune moment to strike.
On the west shores, we can find another team.
A noob.. and a noob who stole his moms credit
card.
Yes, little Timmy not only purchases a battle
pas..
He also decided to use all the funds to buy
the dangerous looking John Wick skin.
What a sight to behold.
little Timmy is laughing.
Haha, look at you..
You look like a complete idiot.
I am by far superior over you in every which
way and form..
You, are a filthy peasant, I am John Wick.
Yes, even tho he is a bit of a dick..
He is indeed a useful asset to the other noob.
Cannon fodder.
A distraction.
A spunge, soaking up bullets before the other
players face the noob skin.
And so they spot two players.
Let me go first, I'll handle it yells John
Wick.
Here we go again..
Says the other noob..
And so Little Timmy dives into the team, shooting
everything except for the players.
And with 3 swift shots from the pump, our
other noob takes down the entire team by herself.
See..
Says little Timmy..
Easy peasy, lemon squeesy.
The other noob does not care.
Cause she knowns, of the immense catastrophical
spanking little Timmy will receive as soon
as her mother finds out.
Yes, fascinating creatures all around.
But now, it is time for a quick message from
one of the inhabitants.. of Tilted Towers.
''This used to be a nice place.
I remember this was a field.
Now look at it, hooligans vandalizing everything,
blowing the whole damn place up.
Unnaceptable.
UNNACEPTABLE.
Dear players of Fortnite, please.
For the love of christ, leave Tilted Towers
alone.
Old Bill, the general store owner actually
got nailed to the belltower with a crossbow.
Martha walked into a spike trap...
And Rupert..
Oh poor Rupert, he was just fixing the airconditioning.
when some asshole blasted him of the roof.
He is nothing but a puddle now!
Enough is enough!
You will leave us the hell alone or..
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh my.. and on that fasciniting note, we will
indeed end our documentary.
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