ERNIE: (HUMMING)
BERT: (SIGHS) Oh, gee, Ernie.
An hour on this lake
and not one bite.
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: Where are all
the fishes?
ERNIE: Well, they're
down there, Bert.
BERT: They are?
ERNIE: Sure.
If you'd like, I'll catch
some and show you.
BERT: Oh, you will?
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: Easy as that?
ERNIE: Sure.
BERT: Ha!
OK, here's a pole.
Go ahead, show me.
ERNIE: Oh, I don't need
a fishing pole, Bert.
BERT: What?
ERNIE: Mm-mm.
BERT: Well, how are you going
to catch all these fishes
without a fishing pole?
ERNIE: Oh, you see,
I call them.
I have this special fish call.
And they come right
into the boat.
BERT: Oh, they do?
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: You call them?
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: (LAUGHS) He calls them.
(LAUGHS) That's rich.
This I got to see.
Go ahead.
ERNIE: Sure.
Well--
BERT: Call them.
ERNIE: --you see, Bert,
I have to call them
really loud, though--
BERT: Yeah.
ERNIE: --so they can hear.
BERT: Yeah.
ERNIE: You know, the fish
are under the water?
BERT: Sure.
ERNIE: And so you have to call
real loud so they can hear you
through the water, you know?
BERT: Sure.
Sure.
ERNIE: OK.
BERT: Go ahead.
ERNIE: I call them like this.
BERT: (LAUGHS)
ERNIE: (CLEARS THROAT)
(LOUDLY) Here,
fishy, fishy, fishy!
Found one fish.
BERT: Wow.
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
I think I'll call a few more.
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy!
Two fish.
Shall I call a few more, Bert?
BERT: Yeah, yeah.
How do you do that?
Yeah, yeah.
ERNIE: Well, just like this.
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy!
Three fish, four fish,
five fish.
BERT: Wow.
Ernie, that's terrific.
Let me try, OK?
ERNIE: Sure.
BERT: How do I do it?
ERNIE: Just make sure you
call real loud, Bert.
BERT: OK.
Just real loud.
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: Got it.
OK.
Here we go. (CLEARS THROAT)
Here, fishy, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy.
ERNIE: No, Bert.
BERT: What?
ERNIE: That's not loud enough.
You're calling very quiet.
BERT: Oh.
OK.
Here, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy.
ERNIE: Mm-mm.
Still too quiet.
BERT: Too quiet?
ERNIE: Mm-hmm.
BERT: OK.
Here we go now.
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy!
ERNIE: No, that's not
loud enough, Bert.
BERT: (SIGHS) OK.
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy!
(GASPS) Ernie, it doesn't
work for me.
I've been trying to call
and call, and they
just don't come up.
ERNIE: Oh, that's
the way, Bert.
See, you got it now.
You're yelling real loud.
So you have to yell just like
you're yelling right now.
BERT: Yeah?
OK.
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy!
SHARK: You called?
(LAUGHS)
BERT: (SIGHS) That's
one for you, Bert.
(LAUGHING)
SHARK: (LAUGHING)
