 My duty - you see, this is what
I wanted to avoid. You choose.
 Ahhh....Mike.
 OK so this morning you addressed
the three main criticisms that are 
going around you and your work.
and...arguably those are affecting the 
image of you in the public opinion.
One of the things that is part
of the image now is that
music video satire 'The Perverted
Dance' and I was wondering
what your take on that was.  You 
mean that where they put into song
that joke of mine about a Russian 
farmer and uh... Yeah
 I'm often criticised for that. Not
for the music but for using that joke.
claiming I make too easily
fun out of rape and so on
but maybe..OK but what I'm saying
is that you know, the irony...
this video was made by a Slovene actor
I'm one in the series. There 
was another one on Putin,
there was another one on 
Pope even, whatever
and it was meant as a friendly 
gesture towards me.
So I even don't how to 
take it and so on
I just frankly I felt stupid.
but it was very popular 
and so on...I'm
I'm totally indifferent towards it.
To be absolutely frank I saw 
some, a couple of seconds,
now this is my personal problem...
with all my nervous tics
I hate myself so much seeing myself
on screen that, I'm not bluffing,
what I will tell you now.
Those two ones, the Perverts Guide 
to Cinema to Ideology
I haven't seen them.
No no, just for one reason:
I'm so disgusted at seeing myself
on screen
I...I have a problem here.
Because whenever I see myself
in some interview
I...you know all these things
that seen I am that shitty person
I don't see myself...there
I'm forced to see
and I'm...it makes me so
depressed
that's why...maybe this will
amuse you...I couldn't
have done it, I missed
a moment of small fame.
Did you see that movie 
by Alexander Payne?
it wasn't a big success, so-so.
ah..that..ah
how do they call it, ah
undersized, or what
with Matt Damon
 'Downsized'
 'Downsized', yes.
You know that Alexander Payne
contacted me
would I like to play that guy,
the wise Swedish guy
who organized this and so on.
and I hate myself too much, I was
I explained it to him
that I'm, I'm afraid to do it
and so on, you know.
No no n - I have a, I have a,
I have a problem here
But I don't think nonetheless,
to answer you clearly,
I think that that video didn't
hurt me in any way - it wasn't
used by my, uh, enemies, if I  
put it like this.
