- Hey everyone, welcome
back to another episode
of Roach Plays, with me, Roach!
Season 10 just came out and I am itchin'
for some team rumble.
I don't actually, you know,
know what that mode is,
but I think somebody's gonna get Roached.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- All right, new LTM mode, two teams,
first to 100 kills wins, easy.
Whoa, what is that?
Is that the meteor, no way!
This is the meteor that turned Dusty Depot
into Dusty Divvet.
This is crazy!
Guess those season two
try-hards got what they wanted.
The game's reverting backwards.
Wow, the Mega Mall looks
so small from up here.
Which reminds me, I gotta
swing by their Arby's
and pick up some more fries.
Now to pull out my
environmentally-friendly hand glider.
(coughs aggressively)
Oh god, so much pollution, R.I.P!
Wow, I haven't been
back to these factories
since Grandpappy died.
- [Grandpappy] I aint dead yet.
- Get outta here, old man!
Finally, a weapon, ooh,
and it's a shotgun.
Perfect for Roachin' people.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Wow, is it gonna do that every time?
Neat.
Grabbin' some more weapons,
you cannot be too prepared.
Organization is key.
I'm locked and loaded.
(boxes shattering)
Ooh, treasure!
And what do we have here?
Some shields, some grappling hooks,
an AK, all right, not
bad for a first haul.
Time to fill up the old bladder again.
Bottom's up!
Just need to get some materials
before I go a-killin' again.
(elevator music)
(gasps)
Sparkles!
All right, onwards, let's check over here.
(faster elevator music)
Anyone over here?
What's inside these shipping containers?
Ooh, weapons, that's always fun!
More sparkles, is that a shiny chest?
(ethereal shimmering)
It's a bush, yes, I'm a bush
boy through and through.
Now you see Roach, now you don't
until it's too late! (laughs evily)
Oh my god, ah!
I thought I was invisible!
How did they see me?
Are these heat-seeking missiles?
(gunshots)
My eyes deceive me?
Robots, here?
Well, I guess anything's possible.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, die, robots, die!
Aw, don't leave, I just want to kill you.
(explosions)
Yes, yes, get robo-Roached.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Ooh boy, robot explosion in three,
two,
liftoff!
And the brute goes boom.
Wait, these are my friends.
Don't run from me!
(imitating crying)
Why do all my friends run away from me?
(explosion)
Whoa, that sounds like danger!
Better run towards it!
Blam, blam, you just got Roached!
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
(gun cocking)
(explosions)
- Wait a minute, pause
the video and enhance.
This guy looks like me!
What a handsome devil.
Come twin brother, let's
Roach this fool together.
Alrighty, let's see if I can hit him.
(gun shots)
Whoa, I actually hit him!
Aw man, Grandpappy would be proud of me.
- [Grandpappy] I'm proud of you, Roach.
(gun cocking)
(gun shots)
- A grenade so powerful
I can fly through walls.
(mechanical beeping)
(explosion)
(gun shots)
(gun cocking)
Bad guys, my specialty.
One hot steamin' plate
of Roach comin' right up.
(gunshots)
Fantastic.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- That's some range, boy!
You just got range Roached!
(faster elevator music)
(gunshots)
Nothing like unloading
my clip into the abyss.
Did something move?
Who knows, just shoot it!
Hang on to your fish sticks, I'm goin' in.
Build, build, build and jump off!
(mechanical whirring)
(explosions)
(gunshots)
Easy peasy, lemon squeeze-y.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
(gun cocking)
- A party invite?
I never get those!
Aw, I was distracted by the party.
Dangit, wait, what?
I'm not dead?
Is this how Team Rumble works?
No, no, no, no, no thank you.
No Dusty Depot for me,
let's go somewhere else.
Now who was it that was shooting at me?
(gunshots)
You'll pay for interrupting my flightpath,
you drift boarding drift.
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Aw, my head, I've been hit!
Ugh, is this what it's like to be Roached?
(imitating crying)
Just let me die, it hurts every time!
This is new, and so pretty, too!
Alrighty, battle time!
Someone cue the battle music.
Death, death and murder, and building!
This is Fortnite, this is pain.
You will be Roached by my
hands and nobody else's.
(explosions)
(gunshots)
(Roach groaning)
Aw come on!
I am getting tired of
all these shenanigans.
Oh my god, is this what
they call Roach Raging?
Maybe those trees weren't actually red.
Maybe they were just covered
in my teammate's blood.
Wait a minute, I'm getting
a serious case of deja vu.
It's like I was just here.
Ooh, shield potion, gimme!
Wow, another party invite.
This Roach Plays thing is really
giving me a good reputation.
Roach away, whee!
Remember kids, pollution is bad.
Stealth Roach.
(singing Mission Impossible theme)
Hey buddy, whatcha got there?
Ooh, someone's shootin' at ya.
Don't worry, Roach is here!
You can't escape the Roach.
Roached!
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Farewell, thick buffalo, you were
a worthy adversary and...
Oh, oh, I'm dead, okay, fine.
(sighs) It never gets easier.
(mechanical whirring)
Lots of commotion down
here, better stock up.
Going back to my roots.
Ha, get it?
You know, tree joke?
(gunshots)
Come on, man, I just respawned!
Well, that's Fortnite for ya.
All right Roach, don't get angry,
nobody likes you when you're angry.
(mechanical whirring)
Hey, a Chug Splash, Tanner's favorite.
Not sure I like when he's hopped
up on those things, though.
Drinking this health potion
out in the open is fine.
Nobody's gonna get me.
Just gonna build a nice
little bunker here.
(gun cocking)
Listen folks, I don't want to have
to end my run early again.
I need to drink up now so
I can stay alive later.
Alrighty, now to catch
up to all the action.
Fast forward time.
(faster elevator music)
Going for that loot crate, huh?
We'll see about that.
Aw man, he was smart about it.
Dang!
The high ground, I need the high ground!
Geronimo!
(gunshots)
You just got Roached!
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Eh, their gear wasn't too great.
This potion will have to do.
♪ Teammates are taking care of business ♪
A lot of action going on in that circle.
Let's head that way.
(faster elevator music)
I wouldn't touch that thing if I were you.
It could turn your brain to mush.
(gunshot)
Hey!
Not today, ma'am, Roached!
- [Angry Echo] Roached!
- Another one falls to
the unstoppable Roach!
(warning sound)
Uh-oh, things are getting
a little more cramped.
Back into the fray!
Easy does it, easy.
(gunshot)
He's flying too fast!
(gunshot)
Dang nabbit!
I can't let all my teammates have the fun,
let Roach get some more Roaching in.
(gun cocking)
(gunshots)
That's some serious building
going on right there.
Eep, don't kill me yet,
I wanna join the fray!
Okay, build this here, and
let's go up the structure!
(mass gunshots)
All right, where are they,
this is getting ridiculous!
(rapid gunshots)
(explosion)
A-ha, there ya...
Oh my god, we won?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
I can't believe it, we
actually won a Fortnite match!
I'm so happy I could just
kill these other teammates.
(laughs)
Whoo-hoo!
Well you saw it here first, folks,
my first Victory Royale
caught on Roach Plays.
Tune in next time to see
me eat a whole sheet cake.
See ya guys later!
