Play.
Play.
Play.
Play.
Play.
What're you doing?
Trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Stephen Hawking.
Play.
Play.
Ugh! He must be wearing a tinfoil hat or something.
I did a bad thing.
Does it affect me?
No.
Then suffer in silence.
Play.
Play.
Play.
*knocks* Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking.
Penny started taking a class. She wrote a paper.
She didn't want me to read it. I went behind her back. I read it anyway.
Stephen Hawking hates me.
I don't know what to do.
Her paper's terrible.
If I tell her she'll know that I read it and she'll get really mad.
I was beating him so bad he doesn't want to be friends anymore.
Why does everyone love me except Stephen Hawking?
Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
How would I know, I'm not listening to you.
Hang on.
Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.
Chess clock.
We each get five minutes to talk about our problems.
Each turn will consist of a statement and a helpful response from the friend.
Begin.
I humiliated Stephen Hawking in a game of Words with Friends.
He stopped playing, and now we're not friends anymore.
He's probably busy.
You're worried about nothing. Give it a couple of days, I'm sure he'll play, and you'll see that everything's fine.
I can't let Penny hand in a bad paper, but how do I tell her it's bad without letting her know that I read it?
Hm. Beats me.
I know Hawking's not busy because I can see he's playing other people right now.
Maybe since you're so good, he's taking his time to meet the challenge.
I want Penny to enjoy---
Wolotwitz told me he's a big baby
I didn't know that, and I played extract for 82 points!
It's all Amy's fault. She told me to play. I've got to cut her loose.
Sheldon, I wasn't done talking.
She hands in the paper tomorrow.
I know I could help her.
She's my girlfriend, I should be allowed to help her!
I hear you brother.
No.
You need to give me some advice.
Fine. Women, huh?
Specific to my situation!
Blonde women, huh?
Empathetic!
Sucks to be you!
I quit!
Leonard, wait!
No!
I listened to your dumb thing!
Leonard, come back.
Leonard, come back.
Leonard, come back.
What?
Oh of course, it only works on the weak minded.
