Here, I-I've got an experiment for you.
Safety glasses on.
By the end of this century if emissions keep rising
The average temperature on earth could go up another four to eight degrees.
What I'm saying is, the planet's on Fucking Fire.
There are a lot of things we can do to put it out, are any of them free?
NO! Of course not! Nothing's free you idiots! Grow the Fuck up.
Your not children anymore, I didn't mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12!
But you're adults now and this is an actual CRISIS, Got it?
Safety glasses off motherfuckers.
