"Never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard!"
"You've just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke."
"It's not much... but it's home,.
"I think it's brilliant!"
"Well you'd best hope that I don't put bars on YOUR window, Ronald Weasley!
"Come on, Harry. Time for a spot of breakfast."
"...that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night."
"Did you really?"
"How'd it go?"
"Gilderoy Lockhart."
(Ginny gasps)
"Leave him alone."
"Lucius Malfoy."
"Red hair, vacant expression..."
"Oh no! The invisibility booster must be faulty!"
"This night might well be the last you spend in this castle."
"Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a whomping willow
that's been on these grounds since before you were BORN!"
"Mandrake, or mandragora, is used to return those who have been petrifried to their original state."
"Say it. I'm doomed."
"You're doomed."
"IMMOBILUS!"
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in."
"Eat slugs!"
"More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do."
"Don't you think on it, Hermione."
"Don't you think on it for one minute."
"A celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that."
"We'd just found him when he said..."
"When I said I wasn't hungry."
"Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign."
"She's right, you know."
"Salazar Slytherin... believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families...
Purebloods... Unable to persuade the others, he decided to leave the school."
"I will fix that arm of yours straight away!"
"No, not you."
"Point is, uh...
You can no longer feel any pain."
"The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again."
"Again? You mean..."
"Moaning Myrtle."
"Expelliarmus!"
"Scared, Potter?"
"You wish."
"Rictusempra!"
"Bloody hell!"
"Is there something... you wish to tell me?"
"No sir... Nothing."
"Is there something you wish to tell me?"
"No sir. Nothing."
"We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance."
"This match has been canceled."
"Already here, Fudge?"
"...And help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."
"We know one thing.
Hagrid never opened the chamber of secrets."
"I was distraught!"
"How I was too late to save the girl.
How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body."
"Obliviate!"
"Er, who am I?"
"Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!"
"I have sufficient evidence to have you both expelled!
It is only fitting that you both recieve...
...special awards for services to the school."
"Dobby is free!"
"Avada..."
"I'd just like to say thanks!"
