Youtuber movies much like video game movies are
Impeccable masterpieces that no one can judge. Why watch The Godfather or Citizen Kane when you can watch Fred the movie
(Seizure)
Or Fred 2, night of the living Fred? [Movie] Grab His head like this!
Turn His neck sideways, Like this!
Actually never mind that was a good film. now jokes aside youtuber movies are usually terrible they're usually made with one goal in mind
M o n e y
But the problem is youtubers usually work solo maybe like with or without an editor and
Translating the comfy feel of a youtuber to the big screen. It's pretty difficult
So companies have tried to add dangerous new chemicals to the youtuber movie equation
Relatability and funny firstly they tried it with Shane Dawson
Yeah, I do have some pretty sick moves, you know in high school. They used to call me a depressed dog. [Girl] Oh No, why?
Well, cuz I ain't got no ball
(laughing)
Then they tried it was Smosh
[Man] Siri!
[Siri?] Leading you to... yelp, leave a review online!
[Other man] what?
[Man] I hate you!
And now finally we have Logan Paul who released airplane mode
(I'm sorry, i can't understand funny man language)
The film's premise is Logan Paul and other funny man youtubers traveling to Australia for a convention
now if you're wondering why Logan looks different here, this was actually filmed way back in 2016 a whole year before our
certain events
that's why he looks so adorable and pure he'll
Bite his little millionaire cheeks, but also because this was filmed in 2016. The film is just full of stale memes
[Antoine Dodson] Hide yo knifes, hide yo drugs and hide yo liquor cause we searching everyone around here
[Movie News Reporter] An incredible chain of events has lead to...
...I love my wife dearly. the official Twitter account of the movie hasn't been active since 2017
Thankfully Facebook came in clutch shoutouts to the skeleton still running that account for more proof
There's a behind-the-scenes video on Logan's second Channel in full
360 degrees. Oh my god Wow. It actually feels like I'm here with Logan Paul
Looks good
No (MLG Screaming)
now Logan has starred in various films beforehand like
The thinning which was this T rated purge film where if you failed an exam, you got game ended that somehow got a sequel
I'm sure they had a lot of outside funding. He also cameoed in mainstream films like Baywatch
He was removed from the film entirely his scene can only be found in the extended cut DVD
No idea why I like his acting was impeccable. What's your name? Funny guy? I'm Zane
Your Zane?
I'm Zane [woman] get the (bruh) off my beach
Now there are rips on the film online already Thank You soldiers you're doing God's work
But they're all horrendous quality and plus I don't want to go to jail
My VPN just expired so I actually did the worst thing imaginable
I gave Logan Paul my money and bought the movie
Well, I I rented it, you know, it sounds a bit more impactful when you say buying also
It's only available from iTunes. We appreciate it very much Tim Apple
So I had to download the launcher
Read the license agreement gives me conniptions take a quick look at the credits and oh my god Logan and Jake are screenwriters
Now if the film actually opens up with a parody of airline safety PSA is which to be fair is pretty clever
Then they ruin it with a puke joke
(Can't understand)
My god they got david dobrik in this didn't they after a stroke inducing intro with
Emojis, we're introduced to our protagonist Logan Paul. I cannot believe I just said those words out loud
Don't worry... it's just me (wink ding sound)
[Man] Hey you have any almond milk
[Man] oh... you're jerking off
Now one thing you'll notice throughout the entire film is shot like a lot of the Fred films
You've got these awkward angles that linger for too long and jokes that don't even hit the mark so they'll keep going with the joke
Hoping you'll laugh
But you don't one thing I'll give Logan he's a brain lit. But his is a pretty confident brain lit scenes with him
Don't feel too awkward. Just incredibly forced. Of course, I can't say the same for
the rest of the cast
i have 9 hundred and 11 reasons not to trust this guy
[Woman] What about your real brother... Jake?
[Pyro] Goddamn it! why did i laugh!, Alright logan, you get this one, But i only laughed once
but then
something terrible happens
Lele pons appears in the film and her humor is just as subtle as it was on vine ready for the test
obviously
(Screaming)
Check in with how you're performing and yeah, just put your fingers in your ears [Lele Backround] You fucking Bitch!
Also, nice tweet about showing Logan's face, even though you clearly didn't get that angle with your phone
They literally just NAB to the actual footage from the film and put it into a tweet
That's what goes they also have this shot of Logan's crotch getting closer to the camera that adds nothing
Apart from making Paul stands cream their pants. I guess. I wanted to interrupt the video really quick (Skip to 6:26 if event passed already)
I'll be at the insomnia gaming event in Birmingham UK from the 23rd to the 26th of August
We're gonna be bring an exclusive merge the you can't buy online
So, please calm down, please God do it or I'll I'll tell the police you touch me
Also, I'm bringing out my own little figure you can buy it's called u2's they're not available for pre-order yet
But they will be sold on the 23rd of august so mark that on your calendar
Scribble it onto your wall or tell your local eldritch guards so he can give you nightmares to remind you once they're gone
They'll never be restocked again
So remember August 23rd, check the link in the description below to check them out
If you don't buy one, I'll make a reddit text-to-speech video. Don't you dare tell me
It's the biggest social media convention ever
(A bunch of people talking about a convention)
Apparently, it's comedy when loads of people walk into the same room
They talk about flying to the convention and we cut to a flashback of why Logan doesn't like flying
[Kid] It's gonna go on youtube! [Logan] i don't know it looks high from here
Now we know that Logan wasn't doing that 10 years ago he was doing this
(Logan Calling a pizza place as a little kid)
Also, man does funny jump and floor fallen funny because injury happened and injury bad law this
Opening scene alone just shows that the film has no direction
it's almost like they thought of a bunch of jokes before the concept of the movie and the movie only exists to
Justify having all these jokes in it using jokes with rather large quotation marks, by the way
I really don't see how a CGI termite laying mad pipe is classified as
Comedy. Oh, yeah one joke. I forgot to mention
If you can even call it that
logan gives up his lube because he's gonna go meet his girlfriend in person and then he has a
conversation with the lube time to say goodbye old friend
No making this harder than it has to be
This is the only scene in the entire film where an inanimate object talks
So I thought I'd do the scene justice and replace the dialogue with Conker's Bad Fur Day. I was think about the friend
Making this harder than it has to be
Okay, one thing I will give them is that they introduced Vitaly the Russian prank youtuber and they do it
Is this weird vain Hannibal Lecter hybrids? And I really don't think they understood how funny that was
It's only really because of how explosive my tally is in person
65 videos. I may be fake 5 videos Joey salad you perhaps respected my mother
And then they totally ruined that scene by showing a girl making out with her parents it goes on for just way too long also
Remember when I said Casey nice that was in the film
He's got one scene and he has the most wooden acting I've ever seen why sir?
You've been randomly selected by our advanced safety algorithm for an extensive anal cavity search to be fair, though
It's not like I'd fare much better if I tried acting well, maybe you should open your mouth and start talking
The aliens are coming. We've been compromised then it out. Cabron Oh Colonel
We are so proud also, like I said earlier david dobrik is in this film
He has a scene where he walks onto the plane and grabs his ass
That's it literally I think another problem with this film is all the pointless youtuber cameos
And it's really apparent that most of the youtubers have had no acting experience and most of the humor is pretty much loud
equal
funny
Okay, so look at this clip of actual actors and then when a youtuber is introduced
Ah as passengers in the emergency well, are you willing and capable to assist in the event of an emergency
All right good enough
Most people in this film who aren't youtubers are actually pretty capable with the script. Keep in mind
it's a terrible script, but they've done pretty good with what they've been given or so just to prove how
Flaccid Logan's acting can be look at the shock on his face
When he realizes someone his game ended on the plane and then three seconds later when his friend shows up
Like where is the funny in that scene is it how he went from distressed to happy in seconds?
I mean the guy's got holes in his brains
We already know that on the inside what parts are active with art art
which one should be which one shouldn't be broke his skull he was in the seventh grade and he goes
But I didn't hurt my brain and you see these holes and you heard it
Which means you're gonna have trouble with focus and forethought and follow through an organization planning
empathy so for elation God and learning
They also have a texting scene that looks like every texting scene from every film ever
You know the one where the text message pops up on the side of the screen
I mean we're even spider-man on the ps4 did it but at least that had actual acting compared to just someone
Staring blankly at a screen for 40 seconds. Also a slight nitpick
But these texts are appearing way too quickly for an actual person to be typing
You've taken the film from a 9 to an
8.5 one thing I've noticed about this film as well is that there's so much swearing
Most of it is pretty or needed and the way most jokes go if the swearing was removed
This could have actually just been a really bad family-friendly film
So I really don't understand the age demographic they were going for here because the film is basically just Fred but with swearing
Also back on david dobrik for a second, did anyone tell him he's actually in a movie holy SH
The way he acts is exactly like how we act in his vlogs, especially when girls try to hit on him
And he clearly doesn't want them to what's your least favorite part about having?
A montage sequence as well
Montages are usually used in films to cover a large passage of time or a series of events quickly
They can actually usually be the highlights of a film, you know condensing several microcosms into a short but thrilling sequence here
They just use it to show them all taking selfies. Yeah, I got nothing
Please turn your cellular and electronic devices to airplane
setting
Oh, yeah, remember the plot neither do I the pilots died because no one turned their phones on to airplane mode I
Mean to be honest, I totally forgot they were there after Lele pons screamed for the 40th time
a
Little side note here
Lele pons had an entire video dedicated to skits on an airplane and it is is just as bad as you think
We are far also
This film has a lot of joke stealing which I'm gonna sprinkle examples throughout the video and also the movie actually NAB's
a lot of tropes that Lele pons video had well
We got here the worried passenger is dangerous time on a plane is three minutes after take the people of insects on the plane
Yeah, I just, you know came out here because my co-pilot, you know
Look if you need to nap from Lele puns for ideas, you you've hit a new lower, right? Hey, that's it
That's a series I used to do. Also another joke still here this gag with the kids
This was totally stolen from the film airplane and actually funny movie
I just swapped the kids genders around thinking that that's enough to change the scene
Thank you. I take it back. Like my man. Would you like it like
black and full of trees
Now there's another montage of people partying on the plane literally two minutes after the first montage of them taking selfies
Hopefully the rest of the film is a giant montage so it'll be over quicker
Also, I want to mention this until later in the video
So the Susan Bart doesn't D monetize the video, but that there are a lot of sexual innuendos in this film
You've got people grinding on each other
Termites lame madpipe people pass out on each other looking like they're given heads this stuff is the equivalent of rude thing funny
Yeah, beautiful from head to toe to camel toe. I
Would say one of the best things about this film though is the flight attendant
He's not great. But these leagues above everyone else in this movie
He actually feels like he's a character compared to just youtubers thrown on here with the scripts. I need you to figure this out. Okay?
To put my seed into a woman's vagina before I hi
I think I like him because you can tell that he's just having so much fun with what he was given
I can hear you
There's this one scene where he actually pranked character it just starts - laughs you're skinny weird a Selena Gomez
Look-alike Brad go get on your phone and go find a girl to suck
I think it's because he realized in that moment that Logan Paul thinks he's an actor I
Don't think I've noticed as well is that there are just so many plot threads in this film that go absolutely nowhere
One scene you got the bus baby he walks around the plane
I thought he'd go and lean on some control panel or something. But no mom picks him up. And yeah, but that's it
Literally nothing of note. You called me last night at 3:00 a.m
I think it's because I called the boss living without your permission and then the baby goes missing again and the guy picks him off
and tries to breastfeed him and then they do some weird Lion King parody because
Lion King relevant film now in cinema law
There's just so many gags that make no sense. And they they add nothing to the overall plot. Look at these people making out
It's funny because they're small. Look at this woman doing yoga when the plane is about to crash
It's funny because it's not something you do in that situation
Look at this flashback where doctor pukes on Logan Paula's kids funny because wouldn't happen in hospital. Look, there's key factors with jokes
All right
You need to have rhythm or timing
You need to be confident with your delivery and you need to know your target audience, but sir
Just pretend you didn't see most of the jokes in this film. Do not abide by any of these rules
There's no timing jokes just happen. And by the time you process the joke, you've already been hit with five more
Yeah about him the jokes usually have terrible awkward delivery that drowns out any possible humor and the film like I said earlier
Clearly does not know its target audience
It feels like a Nickelodeon film but it can't be because it has constant sexual innuendos and swearing
What else oh, yeah the plot later in the film Logan Paul and
Woman have to try and land the plane and this is where the airplane joke stealing becomes really apparent
They're both possible lovers inexperienced with flying. They have a contact on the ground who's mentally insane
Meanwhile the passengers in the back become brilliant rule II also I really don't like how this Australian guys portrayed
It's incredibly offensive. Like do you really think an australian would sound like this?
When in real life they sound like this a Blee Blee long neck at 22 wait
more than
Disgusting you'll be speaking to my lawyer. Oh
Yeah, remember vitaliy one of the funny things about this film
Yeah, he is not even mentioned until the last third of the film where he escapes the restraints and much like the cabin staff
He's clearly just not taking his role. Seriously, which makes it so much better
I
Like to think of him as Russia's Nicolas Cage any scene, he's in after breaking out is just pure insanity
He's just amazing and honestly really helped me get through the film bless you bite Ally
Please seek help
then Logan Paul comes in and ruins the scene by giving the stands another excuse to jerk off by ripping off his pants and he
Also does the most inhumane thing possible? Absolutely, correct. He removed Vitaly from the movie. I
Hope you were cast into the tenth circle of hell
How much is left of the film ten minutes we can do that so Logan tries to land the plane by watching a YouTube tutorial
There's a monkey there for some reason no it's gone
They land a low-budget CG plane
And the rest of the film takes place on the green-screen
Logan's friends sleeps with a girl Logan sleeps with a girl the guy who obviously isn't in the film
Awkwardly tries to get out the frame and that's it. Overall. I just don't understand why this film was made
Apart from money. I mean it's basically a cameo of the most ad friendly youtubers on the site. I mean, there's no PewDiePie
There's no me. I'm actually quite offended. I wasn't asked to be on this film
All I would have done is changed the ending whereby Talia is the protagonist and Logan Paul is the bad guy
Your boys going to jail. That's right. Like that would have actually been a half-decent film. Thank you for watching
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