Look, Eric !
A present--
is it a "rocket racer" ?!
No, let
me guess !
It's a
"frogman Dave" doll !
No wait, I know,
it's a police power chopper !
No, I got you something
that's going to help you
win the big
spelling bee tomorrow !
Mom, I'm not gonna
win the spelling bee.
I never do.
This year's
gonna be different !
Look !
I got you
"Hooked on Monkey Fonics" !
What the hell is
"Hooked on Monkey Fonics" ?
It's a new way to learn
how to read and spell.
And it comes with
everything you need
to help win that
spelling bee !
Wagh !
It says we just put the
cassette into a tape player...
( Female on tape )
Welcome to
"Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
level 1.
I will read the sounds, and
the monkey will keep the beat.
If your monkey arrived
in the box, dead
call 1-800-555-4500
to get a new monkey.
Ready ?
Let's begin !
( Playing rhytmically )
The learning monkey
is here to say,
that reading is easy
and it's okay !
Work with the monkey
and you will learn,
to spell hard words
like "morbid" and "fern".
Start with card 1,
ready begin--
c-h,
ch-chalk.
C-h
ch-chalk.
Good, card 2 !
T-h,
th-there.
T-h,
th-there !
Hey, this is easy !!
I'm gonna win the
spelling bee for sure, mom !
