- [Israel] What's up everybody?
Okay, I'm so excited 'cause
I'm about to show you
one of my favorite makeup looks,
it's something I do all the time,
you are going to love, love, love it.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, so in case you're
wondering what's going on here,
I'm about to do an everyday makeup look,
just a random look that I might do
and Israel, my husband right here,
is going to do my voiceovers,
which means I am suddenly
gonna be Silent Sam
and he is going to tell you
everything that I am doing.
He's watched me do my
makeup a million times,
the question is, one, does he
actually even pay attention
and two, this I just gonna be hilarious
so prepare to laugh, this
is gonna be interesting.
Ready?
- Let's go, let's rock.
Okay, so guys as you know,
I love this blender and it kinda goes
with everything that I do, I squeeze it,
it kind of, it's also a little
bit, it brings tranquility,
it's sort of like one
of those stress balls.
And there's something just so fun about,
satisfying about squishing this.
Then I grab my foundation.
I put the foundation
right there on the blender
and then what I do is just
start applying it, guys.
You've seen me do this a million times
and I just put it on my
very, very full cheeks
that I've had since the day
I was born and on my forehead
and I'm just gonna,
I'm going for a very dooey-peechy
golden vibe on my neck
and I you know, you wanna
involve everybody here,
like all the cheeks.
You might not wanna get it on your teeth
but right everything else,
wherever there is skin,
let's avoid the eyes balls,
necessarily like the eyeballs
and let's get just about everything else.
I'm even doing my beauty blender
down to my ample cleavage.
I really like this thing (laughs),
I put it on my brush
and it's just you know,
it's just, it's for my neck
mainly and for (laughing).
For just you know, it creates this thing
that my husband clearly enjoys.
Then guys, as you know,
you cannot live your life
without this lip thing that
you put on your forehead.
(laughing)
This is what I like to call...
Prepared for war, this is
tribal war paint, guys.
And what I do is yeah, see?
Like I wish somebody would come
and bother me right now, I am ready to,
well cut somebody if I need to.
Doesn't this intimidate you already guys?
(lion roaring)
Warrior princess vibes.
So what I do is just I
like to blend all this in
because this is what I
like to call contouring,
it's called contouring.
I have no idea why I contour,
I just feel like it's the thing to do.
You know what it does?
I feel like sometimes it
creates dimension and depth.
Uh, that was really good.
It creates dimension
and depth on my cheeks
and my forehead and it sort of looks
like I have a sunburn right
now but I really don't,
I'm gonna blend this
in a little bit better.
I'm gonna keep these
lines on my nose, though,
'cause they just really feel good.
I just feel like it's
giving me, I don't know,
Bambi vibes, maybe, or
like yeah, A Bug's Life?
I'm not sure.
I'm going for something,
just stick with me guys,
we're on a journey here.
I take my brush once again
and I was just kidding,
I'm actually gonna blend all this in
for a contour on my nose.
It's gonna make my nose look
thinner than it really is.
This concealer that I put under my eyes,
it just helps me, again, make
some more threats tribally
toward any haters out there, come at me.
Come at me, come at me, bro!
And what this concealer tends to do
is cover dark circles underneath my eyes,
although, I don't really think
I had a whole lot of dark
circles going on this morning.
See how I have a little praise
dancer on my forehead there?
Just good morning, everybody,
hello, Jesus, right?
That's my, I'm gonna leave that
there for the day, I think.
I'm gonna blend everything
else in on concealer
but I'm leaving that 'cause I feel like
this could be a logo for my life.
Then I take my brush
and I just blend in now
what I've done with the concealer
and what I've done with the contour,
and what I've done with the foundation,
and what I've done with the war paint,
and what I've done with
the tribal symbols.
Now I use what I like to call baking soda.
I mean baking, I mean,
finishing translucent
baking soda powder stuff.
And this, I'm going to, this is a thing
that I normally freak my husband out with
'cause like we'll literally get in the car
and be heading somewhere
and I will look like this,
just like I fell asleep
while making cookies.
And I was like okay babe, ready to go.
And he's like wait a minute,
don't you wanna maybe
bring the beauty blender along
and just blend that in, maybe?
And I let him know, sir, I am baking.
So guys, if you've been paying attention,
textured eyebrows are
totally a thing right now.
So you kinda wanna create an eyebrow thing
that at the front of it kinda sticks up,
it's kinda spiky and then
everything else kinda lays nicely
but textured eyebrows is in
so I use this instrument here
to texture my eyebrows
and then what I'm gonna do
is I gotta, you know I have
this gigantic mirror in front of me,
I've got this little mirror
right here in my hand,
and it just helps me hone in a little bit.
So when you are doing your eyebrows,
you should go like super, super dark,
like Sharpie dark, like just,
a matter of fact, magic marker, damn it.
(tape rewind screeching)
Okay, no, sorry.
You should go very natural
according to your skin tone.
And so, you don't want
anything that's too harsh
and you don't want
anything that's too light.
And you're just gonna keep
doing this for an hour or two,
until such time as what once
looked natural now does not.
You know what?
I take that back, this looks
really, really natural.
People are gonna be completely fooled.
I'm amazing!
Man, you look good, baby.
I like to tell myself that
sometimes, you look good, baby.
Keep on truckin' baby.
You got this girl!
This is what I like to call mascara, no.
Brow gel to really, really
dramatize these textured brows,
it's lifting them up in the front,
it's lifting them up in the front,
it's spiking them up in the front,
totally natural, though, guys.
This is, I woke up like this.
I like to take a mirror
that has cracks in it
and something about the
cracks just you know,
keeps me grounded, I feel.
And then I use the
lightest palette I can find
in this particular thing,
then I put it on my,
hmm, what is that called?
Eyelid.
A dab, dab, dab, 'cause
I love, love, love this.
And then I just put it, um, yeah.
I'll even even go even a little
bit, oh, it's under the eye,
not quite, but, oh, I
guess you do, a little bit.
I'm gonna take this other brush, right?
And I'm gonna use a darker color
and I'm going to highlight
the outer corner,
the opposite corner, if you will.
And then I'm gonna go to this
other color, darker color,
and this darker color
is going to get along
and play with the others as well,
and I'm basically gonna
touch up the same stuff
that I've been touching
up with two other colors,
because really, instead
of just getting a palette
that has all four of 'em in one color,
I'm gonna do three out of the four.
Oh, I'm gonna use this highlighter now
to highlight the tip of my nose.
Look at that, wow, wow.
I feel like Tinkerbell all of a sudden.
My nose looks even
slimmer, this is amazing!
Not to take away from the
fact that we're still baking,
and the mirror is still cracked.
Okay, we're going for some
sort of Mojave brown clay vibes
and these Mojave brown desert clay vibes
are now gonna go in the other corner.
Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm
doing here, but is just...
I'm going for a smudgy smokey undereye.
Remember I had to cover
up those dark circles?
I'm now recreating those dark circles.
(laughing)
I'm gonna go for the
really dark color here now
to just keep this whole look going,
but I'm actually gonna do it above now.
This look is creating, hmm,
dramatic angel vibes.
I'm gonna need wipes, please,
to create this next look.
Wipes.
Now I've got my wipes,
what I'm going to do
is I'm going to essentially
undo everything I just did.
Oh no, no, I'm not.
I'm going to wipe any eyeshadow
that came down like that
to create this elongated, sharp line.
Ma'am, you cannot help me, this is my job.
Okay, and then I'm done with
that, I'm gonna put that away.
And now I'm bringing back that
thing that I had originally
which was concealer.
I'm basically going to do this
to put back on what I wiped off.
If you're confused, so
am I, but here we go.
I'm bringing the beauty blender back,
I feel like we're
starting all over, kinda.
And that's all a part of this whole thing,
like you're gonna start,
you're going to wipe off
what you did and you're
going to restart again.
This is why my husband is
waiting for hours downstairs
when I say I'll be right there.
I get it now.
We have not finished baking.
Matter of fact, apparently
we haven't even begun to bake
so we're bringing that back
and we're gonna bake some more.
We baked that originally but
this is like twice baked,
while this is thrice baked,
I have no freaking idea (laughs).
The reason we bake and we twice bake
and even double triple bake,
and even broil sometimes,
sometimes you can broil,
as it's going to lock in the concealer
that we put on for the 12 times.
There we go.
Guys, I'm starting to think about a lash,
I'm starting to think okay,
how am I gonna do this?
I'm going wispy, am I going dramatic?
I think today I'm gonna go wispy
and what I'm gonna do is just gently,
just let them look at
each other for a while,
make sure they know each other, hi.
Then I'm gonna blow on 'em
and I match up the look,
oh, I match up what
side this is gonna go on
because I just wanna make
sure that I'm not putting
a right lash on the left side
'cause that would just,
that would be trash.
That would be trash, guys.
And makeup 101, don't be trash.
Come on, even you know,
this looks amazing.
Do you love, love, love it?
Look at the difference
between the left eye and the right eye.
If you love, love, love it, comment below.
If you love, love, love
it, take another drink.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking, we're
still baking, guys,
we are still baking.
What you wanna do is just
gently push those into place,
make sure everybody's cohesive
and make sure we have lift off.
I'm not going to toot
my own horn necessarily
but toot toot, I'm looking pretty good.
I wonder what this is gonna be
once we have fully, fully baked.
Now I'm going to use this
incredible blush, right?
(crowd cheering)
And we're gonna add
some blush to the thing
that we accentuated earlier
which was our contour.
Now we're gonna blush the contour
to give us nice, rosy red cheeks,
to give us a healthy,
happy, and alive look.
And this is yet even more war paint.
What I'm gonna do is
take my beauty blender,
trampoline this thing down,
jump around a little bit more.
We do not have enough concealer.
You can never have too
much concealer, guys.
That's why we're on going round number six
on these lines here.
Ha, and then I take this lip liner,
and we're just gonna
start the process here.
We're getting ready,
getting ourselves
prepared for the red lip.
So what I like to do
is even though I have,
thank God, because of my mom,
really good plump lips already,
as it has been demonstrated
throughout this entire process,
I'm never really quite satisfied
with the stuff I'm working
with so I wanna make things
that are big smaller, and
things that are small bigger.
Anything you got small,
let's make it bigger,
anything you got big, you know what?
Let's make it smaller.
In this case, the lips are already big,
we're gonna make those bigger though,
because well, they're lips.
And so, instead of just lining my lips,
I'm just throwing them all in.
And so now I'm going to take on top
of this red lip liner lip that I did,
I'm gonna add this other far more glossy
and dramatic red lip.
I feel like Selena right now.
(singing in foreign language)
Alright, then I'm going to
take this amazing mascara
and I'm gonna simply, yet dramatically,
dial in some color on these
lashes 'cause they clearly
didn't come out of the
package black enough.
So guys, what I do is
on my waterline here,
I just add a little bit of white.
I know some ladies put black
in there, please don't do that,
it's a terrible look
and it makes your eyes
look beady and small,
and it's just not it.
Okay, now I feel like I
wanna do some bottom lashes.
Ha!
So bottom lashes, we're just gonna yeah,
gonna bring those into play.
Guys, I really feel good
about this thing all coming together here.
We only have about two more hours.
Guys, now, I am now, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm now going to blend
in the baking situation.
Now if you noticed, it was
way more dramatic earlier
so the baking process has
already been happening,
it's been happening naturally.
Now I'm just gonna blend in
the last little bit of it
with this double-sided brush.
Now I feel like I'm only going to need
to do the concealer three,
maybe four more times.
Four stripes on each side and, no?
You know what?
I take that back, there's another brush
we need to bring in to this situation.
I told you we weren't done.
Cracked mirror, the
light color, boom, yes!
Oh my gosh!
That changed everything!
Look, now look!
(angelic dramatic music)
You guys thought I was done!
I thought I was done!
My husband definitely thought we were done
about an hour ago.
How's my hair responding to
my eyebrows and my lashes
and my red lip, and this look,
and my eyes that sort of
looks beyond the mirror
into the great unknown.
Is the red lip perfect?
Do the eyebrows, are the
eyebrows textured enough?
Are they, who?
- On fleek.
- No, we don't say that!
(record scratching)
(laughing)
We don't say on fleek anymore.
Didn't that go out in like 2015?
What else should we add, though?
- We should add my voice,
and that's what I'm gonna do.
Hi guys, I'm back!
My voice is back!
I have three questions for my husband.
(speaks in foreign language)
Did you know that it
consisted of all this stuff
and what were you most surprised of?
- I think the thing that
surprised me the most
is how many freaking times
we had to do the stripes
and then blend them in,
then wipe them away,
and cover something dark
with something light,
but then add something dark.
- It's a process, baby.
- Yeah, it's quite a process, yeah.
- Do you respect my art skill more now?
My artistic abilities?
- I think, I think you're amazing.
I think you're amazing in what you do.
- Do you think if I
try to get you to do it
after watching me and going
through all the steps,
could you do it?
- Absolutely not.
(laughing)
Absolutely not.
- And on that note, I hope
you guys enjoyed this,
this was hilarious to me,
I hope you thought it was just as funny.
Let me know if you would ever in your life
allow your husband to do this with you.
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Until next time, what, what,
get it, get it, pooh, pooh.
- I love, love, love you.
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