- Apparently
earlier this year
I apparently had
a little boy on this show
named Noah Ritter,
apparently.
After his interview with
a local news station went viral,
I knew that
I had to meet him.
Noah loves dinosaurs,
he loves his grandpa,
he loves my production
assistant, Robby.
Most of all he loves saying
whatever pops into his head.
- Apparently I've never
been on live television before,
but apparently sometimes
I don't watch this--
I don't watch the news,
because I'm a kid.
And apparently every time--
Apparently grandpa
just gives me the remote
after he watched
the Powerball.
[cheers and applause]
This is my first time
on a talk show.
- What is it, Noah?
- My first time
on a talk show.
- Oh, man.
Welcome.
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
You're waving
to your grandpa?
- Yep.
- Yep.
Your grandpa's in the audience.
Hi, grandpa.
So you're in kindergarten.
What are you learning
in kindergarten?
- I think--
I think they're holding me
I don't know how many hours.
Probably, like, 11 hours.
I don't know, it's like I was
in prison for ten days.
[laughter and applause]
- So you're enjoying it?
- Yeah, five days.
That's a week.
- Yeah, so--
- Ten days, year.
- Yeah.
Hey, I have a question
about dinosaurs.
I heard you like dinosaurs
a lot, right?
- Yeah, I do.
- Okay.
- What if I told you we had
a dinosaur here today?
It's a friendly dinosaur too.
I think you're gonna
like it.
Look.
- Wow!
I'm pretty sure that's
a guy in a costume.
[laughter and cheering]
- Who's coming here now?
- He's a triceratops.
- Yeah.
Now tell me,
you know if this is a predator
or a herbivore.
- A plant-eater.
- He's a plant-eater.
- Yeah, I've seen a lot
of dinosaur movies in my day.
- Oh, have you?
Look at this guy's eye.
Come down here, look.
- [snorts]
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no.
- He just sneezed on me!
He just sneezed on me!
- Whoo-hoo!
- You gonna ride with me?
- I'm gonna ride with you.
- Here we go.
- Whoo!
- Hate L.A. pizza?
- Welcome back to California.
Do you like California?
- Uh, no.
No, I do not.
I do not like the hotel--
I do not like
the hotel--
the hotel TVs.
They're terrible.
They don't have any cartoons.
I mean, I'm like,
big fail.
[laughter]
I met Robby
because he came over
and he's one of the cameramen
except he's not holding
a camera at all.
- Okay.
- All right, here we go!
[upbeat Hawaiian music]
- Wait, Ellen, can I say
hi to my grandpa--grandma?
- Yeah.
- Hello, grandma,
and thank you
for watching me
on the "Ellen" show,
and plus if you want to see
a YouTube video made by me
and my grandfather,
go to ww--youtube.com
slash--greatest fails
of all time,
until when--
until when--
and make sure to leave a like
and subscribe to my channel.
[laughter and applause]
