>>WOW, I'M QUITE NERVOUS.
THIS IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS GROUP ON CAMPUS.
>>YEAH, WHATEVER BRO.
>>HEY FRANKLIN!
>>B-FRANK!
>>SUP GUYS.
WE GOT A NEW GUY.
JAMES MADISON.
>>OH, WHAT'S UP?
TOM JEFFERSON.
>>UH, HEY MAN.
>>ALEX HAMILTON.
>>OH HEY MAN.
MAN?
>>MAN.
>>WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT?
>>SO YOU WANT TO JOIN
THE FOUNDING FATHERS HUH?
>>GEE WOULD I!
>>WELL FIRST YOU GOT TO IMPRESS WASHINGTON.
>>YEAH.
>>WHO?
>>GEORGE WASHINGTON!
LED OUR TROOPS TO A WINING SEASON THIS YEAR.
>>YEAH.
ALMOST GOT SUSPENDED FOR THE ROWBOAT PRANK.
>>WHAT WAS THAT?
>>HE GOT SOME ROWBOATS AND RUINED CHRISTMAS
FOR SOME
HESSIAN FOREIGN-EXCHANGE KIDS.
OH CLASSIC!
>>ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO, BUT THEN HE
TAGGED HIMSELF IN
SOME OIL PAINTING ON FACELEDGER.
>>YEAH.
>>HE SOUNDS KIND OF COCKY.
>>DUDE, NOT AT ALL.
>>LET'S SEE I GOT THE QUARTER, THE DOLLAR,
THE CAPITAL, MY OWN STATE,
MY FACE CARVED IN THE SIDE OF MOUNTAIN,
BUT I COULD USE A GIANT SPIKE
WITH MY NAME ON IT.
>>YEAH!
>>THAT WAS A GREAT BATTLE MAN!
YOU WERE TEARING UP THE FIELD!
>>YEAH I WAS!
I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
>>OH!
>>WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
>>JAMES MADISON.
>>BOOM.
>>HE WANTS TO JOIN THE FOUNDING FATHERS.
>>OH DOES HE NOW.
WELL HOW ABOUT FOR INITIATION HE FACES JEFFERSON
IN A WRITE OFF!
>>OH!
>>GEE, FELLOWS, MY PARENTS
TELL ME I'M TOO YOUNG TO WRITE.
>>PLUS, WHAT IF BENEDICT RATS ON US AGAIN?
>>NO WAY MAN!
WRITING IS PART OF COLONIAL LIFE!
>>HEY!
ONE DOLLAR SAYS MADISON CAN'T HOLD HIS PROSE.
>>MAKE IT TWO.
>>TEN!
>>HUNDRED!
>>WELL, OKAY!
>>ALL RIGHT.
SO THE FIRST ONE TO LAY DOWN A HISTORICALLY
SIGNIFICANT DOCUMENT WINS!
QUILLS UP!
WRITE!
>>WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
WRITE!
>>BOOM!
>>JEFFERSON FOR THE WIN!
>>GOT A DECLARATION FOR BRITAIN BABY!
ALL MEN ARE EQUAL.
>>OH WAIT UP!
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A MALE LANDOWNER?
>>OH, THERE'S A FOOTNOTE.
>>OKAY.
>>YEAH.
>>ALL RIGHT, WHAT YOU GOT MADISON?
>>I CALL IT THE CONSTITUTION.
>>AH!
A BUNCH OF RULES?
>>I THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE A GOVERNMENT.
>>OKAY, GOVERNMENT IS GOOD, BUT WE NEED SOME
PRANKS IN HERE.
>>YES!
>>PRANKING THE FUTURE AMERICA?
>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
WE'LL PRETEND IT'S DEMOCRACY, BUT THEN
WE'LL GIVE LITTLE STATES AS
MANY SENATORS AS BIG ONES!
>>OH!
YEAH!
>>OKAY, BUT EVERYONE GETS TO CHOOSE THE PRESIDENT
RIGHT?
>>RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE FROM OHIO OR FLORIDA!
>>OH!
>>I DON'T KNOW.
IT STILL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE TO ME.
>>THEN LET'S ADD AN ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
>>THERE IT IS.
>>YES.
YES!
>>NO, YOU'RE RUINING POLITICS.
YOU'RE MAKING A SYSTEM WHERE
EVERYONE IS MAD AT EACH
OTHER AND NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>>GUYS, WE NEED SOME HAZING.
>>YES!
>>LET'S MAKE SOME DISTRICTS.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN POLITICS YOU
EITHER GOT TO BE ON TEAM
ELEPHANT OR TEAM DONKEY.
>>OH!
>>YEAH!
>>OR BETTER YET, BETTER YET, TEAM TEA PARTY.
>>AH!
>>YEAH!
>>OH MAN THAT SOUNDS GIRLY.
>>HAMILTON CAN JOIN RIGHT?
>>OH!
>>OKAY!
THAT IS IT!
THAT IS IT!
FIFTH AMENDMENT, YOU CAN REMAIN SILENT.
>>FIRST AMENDMENT, I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT.
>>GO IN ORDER!
>>SECOND AMENDMENT, TELL THAT TO THE
HEAT I'M PACKING!
>>WHOA!
OKAY!
WHOA!
>>LOOK, I MAY BE A LITTLE ANDROGYNOUS--
>>THAT'S GIVING YOU A LOT OF CREDIT.
>>BUT THE ONLY GIRL THAT I SEE IN
HERE IS THAT SISSY AARON BURR!
>>YOU WANT TO DANCE TOUGH GUY?
>>LET'S GO!
>>OH WHAT?
>>COME ON!
>>LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
>>DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE JUST LETTING
OFF A LITTLE STEAM.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN I'M SURE.
>>YEAH.
>>YEAH, NOT IT'S FINE.
>>ALL RIGHT.
WHERE WERE WE?
>>THAT'S IT!
YOU'RE ALL ACTING IMMATURE AND IRRESPONSIBLE!
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO BE A
FOUNDING FATHER.
[SPEWS] >>AH, WHAT IS THIS?
>>I DON'T KNOW.
SAM ADAMS MADE IT.
>>NO ONE SHOULD EVER DRINK THIS.
>>UH, I DON'T WANT TO STAND
AROUND AND HAVE YOU
TAKE MY IDEAS AND TAKE ALL THE
GLORY AND LEAVE ME
HISTORICALLY UNDERRATED.
>>LISTEN MAGLEBY-- >>MADISON!
>>LOOK, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, WE'LL PUT YOU ON THE FIVE-DOLLAR BILL AND
THE PENNY.
>>YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
>>YEAH, UNLESS SOMEONE COOLER COMES ALONG.
>>WELL, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
