Hello there little one I hope you've had
a comfortable stay in your mommy's
poom-poom hahahahahaha
now don't be afraid I'm not here to hurt
you I know you're not aware of it but it
is the year 2058 I am your health
care practitioner my name is Dr. Mungus
Hugh Mungus ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
hah hah bitch shut up and listen the
world is a different place now finally
humanity has reached world peace thanks
to president Trump his father went down
in history as the greatest US president
who ever lived not only did he complete
what many called the great wall of the
United States but he also sent two
nuclear missiles to North Korea right up
Kim Jong Un's a arseholeha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
alas the wall didn't last very long
though shortly after its completion it
was struck by a football stadium sized
asteroid ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
shut up bitch months prior to the impact
renowned and respected astrophysicist
Neil deGrasse Tyson took to Twitter and
made the startling announcement quote we
are fucked
unquote ha ha ha ha ha bitch upon
hearing such devastating news thousands
of illegal aliens jumped the wall and
fled back to Mexico oh heavens you would
think this is what caused world's peace
but you'd be wrong also at that time
hundreds of thousands of Americans
living in the West Coast fled to the
East Coast many making it to South
Florida but sheer weight of all these
added scumbags caused the state to sink
faster than Atlantis  ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha Florida was already under
sea level poor bastards
shortly thereafter the world was invaded
by a different kind of illegal aliens
extraterrestrials ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha these entities did not come in
peace in fact these were the Annunaki
those that from the heavens came
in your mouth that wasn't the first time
they had visited earth in fact they had
visited earth thousands of years prior
to the devastation for years many
believed that they came to earth to seed
humanity only to enslave them once they
could develop a working prototype you
see little one the Anunnaki are from a
planet called Nibiru at that time Nibiru
is atmosphere was weakening due to the
gases emitted from their sexual
intercourse the Anunnaki are freaks the
fumes emanating from their peepees and
poom-poom and sometimes bomb holes were
detrimental to the atmosphere they just
enjoyed doing the horizontal mambo way
too much hahahaha bitch
upon being confronted with impending
doom their elders started to devise a
plan they summoned the planets top
scientists to come up with a solution
they did the scientists engineered a
powerful device that could regenerate
the atmosphere however there was a small
problem in order to operate the machine
they required gold their planet didn't
have any they quickly went to the oldest
elder to deliver the tragic news
well the oldest elder immediately jump
off the poom-poom he was smashing at the
moment and after pulling up his trousers
he gasped a decision needed to be made
fast the youngest elder came in the
conference room also pulling up his
trousers after having just smashed some
poom-poom himself he carried a galactic
map with him here look he exclaimed not
being able to contain his excitement he
was not really excited about the map but
rather from just having smashed a
dimepiece he had been after that
poom-poom for quite some time now
hahahahahahahahaha shut up and listen
bitch anyway back to the map he pointed
at a small blue dot millions of light
years away from Nibiru there this place
is teeming with gold and where exactly
is this gold located in the planet one
of the not-so-old elders asked
underground
the rocks in mountains the horniest
Annunaki replied and who's going to mine
it you fool you no we can have our
scientists create a life-form to do it
for us
look there's nothing intelligent on that
planet everything there is primitive and
how do you know all this ask the older
eldest elder well you know that fine
piece of table poom-poom I was just
smashing
she's my science professor and I was
working on some extra credit ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha he replied oh my would
you look at the time little one our
visit is over for today but don't you
worry we'll pick it up again on our next
visit now be well ok back up a little
bit I'm going to ask your mom to close
her poom-poom farewell
