NOW THAT TRUMP HAS BEEN NAMED
PERSON OF THE YEAR BY TIME
MAGAZINE, THERE IS A NEW
CONSPIRACY THEORY.
OF COURSE.
LET'S SHOW YOU THE COVER.
LET'S SEE IF YOU NOTICE WHAT
TIME DID ON PURPOSE.
THIS IS ACCORDING TO THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE ALLEGING THIS.
DO YOU SEE IT?
THEY PUT DEVILS HORNS ON HIM.
NOW WE GO TO JAKE WOOLF WRITING
FOR GQ MAGAZINE.
DRAMS.
NOW, IT'S NOT LIKE TIME MAGAZINE
HASN'T PLAYED WITH THEIR
COVERS BEFORE.
REMEMBER THE FAMOUS DARKENING OF
OJ'S SKIN COLOR?
THAT WAS ALSO TIME MAGAZINE.
THEY 
DO OBSESS OVER
THESE SILLY THINGS.
THEN I THOUGHT ñ
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I CONCLUDED?
I AM IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS, I
WILL FUCK YOU UP ON THIS TRAIN.
THEN I CONCLUDED ñ SERABIES.
HERE IS WHAT I CONCLUDED- I
DON'T CARE.
JAYAR JACKSON SAYS WHO CARES
ABOUT THIS ANYWAYS.
IT IS A FUN ONE.
WHETHER THIS CONSPIRACY IS TRUE
OR NOT IT DOES NOT LEAD TO
ANY SORT OF GREAT INJUSTICE.
IF YOU LIKE DONALD TRUMP, YOU
WILL LOOK AT THAT AND SEE
MOTHER TERESA ON THE COVER.
IF THIS IS A CONSPIRACY, THE
GOOD NEWS IS IT IS THE
LEAST RELEVANT CONSPIRACY EVER.
THAT'S A FIGHT.
THAT'S THE
KEY.
THAT'S EVERYTHING.
I THINK THEY DID IT.
IT IS MAKING A STATEMENT
WITHOUT SAYING MUCH.
THEIR PREVIOUS COVERS WERE NOT
VERY FLATTERING OF HIM.
LIKE HIS MELTING HEAD.
HE ALSO TALKS ABOUT HOW THIS
MAGAZINE IS GOING DOWN
BECAUSE THEY TREAT HIM UNFAIRLY.
I THINK THEY HAVE A HISTORY OF
NOT REALLY LIKING HIM, SO
TO DO IT MAKES SENSE.
BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT A BIG DEAL.
THEY PROBABLY DID IT.
THEY ASKED HIM FOR HIS
REACTION AND HE SAID
