All vegans are pretty and judgemental.
You're sure you can't have a little bit of fish.
Plants have feelings too.
I don't think I'm gonna get through this.
(laughs)
I can't believe i picked this one out straight away.
Where do you get your proteins from?
This pisses me off so much.
Sorry! But do you look like you're lacking proteins
Literally, everyone, everyday
When did this protein thing become a thing though?
All plant foods have all 9 essential amino acids,
so you're not going to be protein deficient.
Why is it you suddenly become a nutritionist when you
Do you know what though?
meet a vegan and you're not one?
You're like, "You're vegan!" and i'm like yeah yeah!
And he's like, "But like... but you're black!".
I've had it before when someone's like, "Oh, you're vegan! Oh, I thought you'd be skinnier."
"So you don't even eat chicken?"
Vegans come in all shapes and sizes, and I think that that's a huge misconception.
"But, bacon."
(Moans in disgust)
What about it?
I don't know when bacon became a, a th-thing.
You don't justify something as wrong,
based on it being tasty.
If bacon is such a big thing for you;
you need to get out more.
Pigs!
Pigs are as intelligent, if not more intelligent, than a 3 year old child.
Serial killers love killing people, right?
Um..
So when they get..
That might be whey they do it.
Yeah.
So when they caught..
and somebody goes like: "It's wrong to kill people."
They don't go, "But, but, killing people?"
Yeah.
It's really nice isn't it?
