Sir, what kind of talent we want?
Someone who is honourable, brave and smart.
What the hell?
Uncle!
Uncle! don’t push me down!
You don't have any respect but people respect me a lot.
(Bag of garbage falls)
Whose this? Can't you see I’m standing down here.
Why are you throwing garbage on me.
You don't have any respect but people respect me a lot.
You are broke.
Why should I respect you?
Bloody unemployed!
Aunt, don’t act smart
Shit bird droppings!
This is embarrassing.
I don’t have a job that’s why they all are after me.
Uncle, no matter how much you taunt me
One day I’ll become a big thing.
You will only become big if you get a job.
Hiring of all the companies are full.
Now how will you get a place-tent?
It’s called “Placement”
Get some knowledge first.
And I’ll make sure I get one today.
You can’t even get vegetables from market
Forget about placement.
Why will I bring Vegetables!
Am I you servant?
And there’s one last company coming to our campus today.
I’ll get placed today, Plump uncle!
Dumb nephew!
Let me teach you a lesson today. Just stop!
They are completely mad.
How irrelevant questions they are asking.
Hey Chatru! How come you are here?
Came for a Haircut!
Haircut?
Interview is going on, so obviously I’m here for it.
They asked me “Who led the Marathas in battle of 17th century?”
I said “Shivaji”.
They stood up and said “Say Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj (Great warrior of India)”
You are a fool!
How can one commit such a blunder.
What blunder?
They aren’t asking a single question of engineering
Not a single question of engineering
Then this interview is a cakewalk for me
It has been a hard day for me
Recently I broke up with my girlfriend
To impress her, I sent her a message in English
But it had terrible grammar
Because of that she misunderstood my message.
Such a stupid!
You should use U-dictionary app
Have as look
It will help you to translate your message from Hindi to English
and vice-versa too.
Thanks brother
Give me a hug
My clothes!
To get something you have to lose something
Now get aside!
I have to go for interview
I’ll get placed today.
January I come in sir?
January?
Have heard “May I come in”. What’s January I come in?
Intelligent question
Sir it’s January month that’s why “January I come in”
When it will be month of May then “May I come in”
Come! Come!
(Greets everyone)
Today I’ll grab this Job
How are you sir?
Idiot! Sir isn’t asking about your well being
Show him your CV
Ohh! CV. Here it is
Sir I’m a very bright boy
Yeah it’s reflected from your face.
No one can teach “Amit Bhadana”, not even teachers.
You are 25?
Just, God’s blessing sir
I train everyday without fail
So no one can figure out that I’m just 25.
But you look like 35
Tell me something about you
Sir, what should I tell
If I start explaining myself then
You will have to write a book on me
One day will not be enough.
Okay! Then leave it
I don’t have time to waste.
Why do you want this job?
Because I want to do good to people
One day few big businessmen
from Russia, London, New York, America
Ohh sorry New York is in America
Germany, Bulandshahr came and said
Amit, you have a brilliant mind
Please don’t start a business otherwise
we will be outplayed from the market
I felt pity on them and agreed
So, I did engineering and became their well wisher.
Is it?
Yes
Do you have any other talent except bragging?
Sir I have a sharp mind, ask me anything you want.
Okay then tell me who led the Marathas in battle of 17th century?
That’s too easy
It was Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj (Great warrior of India)
Sir don’t ask me simple questions
Challenge me with something difficult.
Chatru told you the answer but he didn’t tell you how puzzling I'm.
Chatru? I don’t know who he is
I have never met a guy with a name starting from “C”.
Then how come you are wearing his clothes?
This guy is very smart
No one can fool me
Now you have to go…
Where sir?
In the next round of interview. You’re quite different
Thank you
Do you know horse riding?
That’s too easy
One day I was at F1 race, they were riding F1 cars
I was on my horse
I scored 4 goals that day.
Yes I saw you on television
Exactly that was me!
You were in yellow shirt
Yaa that was me!
And then people thrashed you
Yaa that was.. not me
Do your hands work as fast as you speak?
Sir I’m world’s strongest man
All these WWE superstars are amateur in front of me
Okay then do 100 pushups
Pushups?
You mean like this?
Well why pushups, this is not a Roadies audition
This is an engineering interview
Please ask relevant questions
Okay then tell me
At which angle should we shoot a 25 gms 2-foot long arrow so that it travels 300 meters?
No point in talking about arrow in today’s missile world
Our college never taught this crap
Sir I have a sharp mind
Ask me anything
Is it?
Yes
Its sharp enough to chisel bamboo, right
Let me check
See, I have cut this sheet into two
Now you do the same without touching it
Sir I’m a bit confused
I’m practically weak, can you show me again
Now do it
What are you staring at. Cut it now without touching.
Cut it
Dumb fellows! Its done
Did I touch it? Did I?
It’s done without touching
Katayi Zeher
Now two more questions
Yaa sure
First question
If enemy is stronger and larger than your army then what will you do?
I’ll run away
Coward!
Did you listen me completely
Did you? Let me complete first
I’m saying that I’ll run away, to where enemies are
I’ll attack them, abolish them and be victorious
Can I? I shouldn’t brag this much
Good
Now second question
There’s a Great Wall in front of you
and your army needs to go across the wall, how will you do this?
I’ll use elevator
Such an Idiot!
Did you listen me completely. Did you dumb?
Sorry. I sometimes get carried away in anger
I mean that with the help of rope
I’ll elevate my army across the wall
Rope, Lever, Pulley, Counter weight.
I have studied all of these in Engineering
Good
Brilliant
Should we select him?
I don’t think he’s capable enough
Yes, I also agree on that
We have many braves with us
but not a clever like him
Get him onboard
Is it? Wow!
Just a sec sir
*Hello*
You used to taunt me a lot, now I won’t come home
I’m employed now
Just convey to aunt that I won’t wash utensils from now
From now these hands will pick salary not cow-dung
Sir will I get Diwali bonus?
TA and DA?
What will be my salary sir?
Where will I be located?
Kondhana Fort, Pune
OMG! On-site location
So sir will I get a car to commute like Lamborghini or Ferrari
Sign this contract first
Wow Contract!
I'm so lucky!
Ohh this is in Marathi(An Indian Language)
But what, I have to do with it
I got a job today
Now uncle can’t taunt me anymore
Done sir!
Let’s discuss my pay?
Yaa sure!
You have been recruited to Tanaji’s Army
From now your life is dedicated to Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj, to independence struggle and to saffron
All hail Bhawani!
All hail Bhawani!
Cmon, get ready for battle
What battle sir? I came for an engineering interview
I just want a job sir
Did you listen me completely. Did you?
I’m not giving you a job
But an opportunity to die like warrior
Let’s go!
What’s going on here?
Sir who are you, where are you from?
Come gentleman, we’ll show you your cabin
What cabin?
Where you’ll sit and work
Cmon, let’s go Bhadana
Oh My God!
What kind of technology is this?
Come with us
Where sir?
We have to win Kondhana Fort
Sir I have never won a game of cards
Forget winning a Fort
Hello Uncle, save me please!
I’ll do all your work, even wash utensils. Save me Uncle..
*Nephew, just tell me where you got placed?*
I think we should spoof our enemies
And get across the valley through this path
Well I think we’ll need 250 meters of rope to get across this valley.
Did anyone ask you? Go and feed horses
Trying to be smart!
Ohh shit! We have been attacked, let’s inform others
Ohh wow attack!
Shit we have been attacked
Hey, take me along
I’m also in your company, I mean Army
You left me alone
Horse went too
Now how will I save myself.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
