LOUIS CK: Well, my wife and I were thinking of having a baby and.
I'd like to have a kid,'cause you can name your kid anything you want. 
I like that part.
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LOUIS CK: I'd like to give my kind an interesting name, you know? Like, a name with no vowels, maybe, you know? 
Just, like, pppbbbbbbsssssffff
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LOUIS CK: Just like 40 f's, that's his name. 
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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LOUIS CK: Go clean your room, you know? Something like that.
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Some people name their kid a word like sunshine or battery or something like that, like they use a word. 
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LOUIS CK: I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know? 
Something like ladies and gentlemen, that would be a great name for a kid. 
That way when he gets out of hand I get to go, ladies and gentlemen please and stuff like that. [
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LOUIS CK: I would like that. 
This is my son ladies and gentlemen. 
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