
English: 
Top of the morning to you laddies,
my name is Jacksepticeye.
And welcome to Paranormal Activity VR.
This now is a VR game that I've been waiting for for a very long time because it's-
*Gets distracted by Pretty, nice, half-nosed, Michael Jackson lady in the corner* Hello.
You're very pretty.
Nice to meet you.
What happened to your nose?
Did you get a little Michael Jackson?
Aww.
I'm sorry.
Umm...
This, uh, VR game that I've been waiting for for a very long time...
And I've been following their Twitter for a very long time...
ever since they first teased the game...
And I am very excited for it.
Might as well just call it Paranormal Jacktivity.
So I don't think it got anything to do with the movies...?
The Paranormal Activity movies, it's just called that
because you have paranormal activity.
Um - is that a fucking clown in the corner over there?
Anyway, moooving on!
Yeah it is!
Ah that's a bunch of freaky weirdness! Anyway...
New game, please.
I heard that! Door opened! Okay!
We're off to a great start.
Ah!!!

Japanese: 
おはよう みんな！　ジャックセプティックアイだ！
パラノーマルアクティビティ VRをやろう
ずっと楽しみに待ってたVRゲームなんだ
なんでかっていうと…
やあ
かわいいね
よろしく
鼻はどうしちゃったんだ？
マイケルジャクソンかよ？
ああ…
かわいそうにな
 
これは俺がずっと楽しみに待ってたVRゲームなんだ
Twitterもずっとフォローしてた
ティーザーを見てからずっとな
だから今すごくワクワクしてるよ
"パラノーマルジャクティビティー"と言ってもいい位だな
映画とは何の関係もなさそうだな…？
「パラノーマル・アクティビティ」って映画は
超常現象が起こるからそういうタイトルになってる
えっと…あの隅っこにいるのピエロか？
とにかく　進め！
ほら　そうだ！
気味の悪いものがいっぱいあるな　とにかく
ニューゲームでお願いします
聞こえたぞ！　ドアが開いた　オーケー！
最高のスタートだな
 

English: 
We're fine.
We're a little stick still.
So, apologies.
Uh... bye Martha.
Oh yeah...
Yeah that's not good right there-
Oh god my hands are so fucking slow!
I feel like I'm on drugs.
Oh!
And now I'm in the woods!
Why am I in the woods? And why is there a flashlight
just lying on the ground?
This is not good.
*dog barking in background*
Oh god.
My flashlight barely works-
Ahh!!! Fucking Jesus Christ!
Is that a shallow grave? Is that what I'm going to be buried in? And found in?
*rumbling sound*
Ooooh... that was a deep rumble and a ruckus!
*rustle of leaves moving*
Oh that's me making noise. Jesus!
Imma coming doggo!
*sounds of crying dog*

Japanese: 
大丈夫だ
まだちょっと、ぎこちないけど
ごめんな
じゃあな　マルタ
いいぞ…
嫌な感じだ…なんだこれ　手の動きがクソ遅い
ラリってるみたいだ
 
森にいるぞ！
なんで森にいるんだ？そしてなんで懐中電灯が地面に転がってるんだ？
良くない感じだぞ
 
なんてこった
このライト全然使えねえ…うわ！クソッ！
これは浅すぎる墓穴か？俺はここに埋められるのか？そして発見されるのか？
 
低い音でゴロゴロいってるな
 
なんだ　音を出してるの俺かよ
今行くぜ、ワンちゃん！
 

English: 
Oh no!
The doggo got hurto!
Why am I here?
Is there any fucking reason why I'm at this house?
Did I break down?
That's a fucking moon up there.
"For sale".
Well, if it's for sale, there's hardly anyone here helping me.
Hello birdy!
Oh hi doggy.
Newspaper!
Uh... I can't fucking read it.
"Strange occult findings in local woods."
"Local hikers -or bikers- in the eastern county
found Wicken and Occult like items in the woods."
"During one of their weekly hikes."
Uh... "Should turn off the Friday night lights."
'Scuse me, could I fucking leave?
Strange shit in the woods... What- what are those?
Strange sounds, deep low rumbly-roo?
Dogs getting attacked?

Japanese: 
なんてこった！
ワンちゃんが痛い目にあったぞ！
なんで俺はここにいるんだ？
俺がこの家にいる理由はあるのか？
気でも狂ったのか？
月が出てやがる
「売り出し中」
売り出し中なら誰か助けてくれる人もいないだろうな
ハロー　鳥さん！
やあ　ワンちゃん
新聞だ！
えーと…クソ　読めねえ
「森で奇妙な魔術の痕跡が見つかる」
「東部の森で地元のハイカー…バイカーかな…が魔術的な物を発見した」
「ハイカーたちは毎週のハイキングの途中だった」
「グラウンドライトは消灯すべきだ」
すいませんけど　帰ってもいいですか？
変なモンが森に…なんだよそれ？
変な音もする　ゴロゴロいってるし
犬は攻撃されてるみたいだし

Japanese: 
帰ったほうがいいってサインだろ！
ハロー　鳥さん！
なんだよぉ
オーケー　なんて書いてある？
「やあ　鍵を返すために寄ったんだ　いつもの場所に隠してあるよ」
「市場に戻る準備ができたら教えて」
「ありがとう」
「M.N.」
ありがとな　M.N.！
もし俺がお前だったら、どこに鍵隠すかな？
普通は石の下だよな
どこか…もしくはドアの上とか
でも見えねえ　クソッ
植木鉢の中か？
 
植木鉢の中にあったぞ！
キングダムハーツの鍵みたいだな
王冠つきだ
俺の王冠だ
入るぞ
 
悪い予感がする
何が起こったんだ？　ゲームが怖がらせようとしてきやがる　やめろ
拾えるぞ！

English: 
That's a sign that you should leave!
Hello birdy!
Aww!
Okay... what does this say?
"Hey! I swung by to return the key,
it's in the usual hiding spot."
"Let me know when you're ready to get back on the market."
"Thanks."
"M. N."
Thank you, M. N!
Where would I hide a key if I were you?
Usually it's under a rock.
Somewhere... or on top of the door.
But I ain't fucking seeing shit, man!
Is it in the flower pots?
Ah!
It IS in the flower pot!
Oh, it looks like the Kingdom Hearts key!
With a little crown on it.
This is my crown now.
In we go!
Oooh...
This is the badness in here...
What the fuck just happened?
Game kinda freaked out on me, stop that.
Oh! I can pick shit up!

English: 
"Need food." Finally! Something I can relate to!
Always and everywhere. I'm just gonna get one of these.
I'm going to get a post-it with "Need food" on it...
and just stick it to my chest.
So every time I go around- it's not a name tag...
It's a "Do this to Jack" tag.
Also, I'm seeing a battery.
Ah ha! Now I am the one with light!
What are you pointing at?
Fucking nothing, bro.
Okay... can I go in anywhere?
Hello grandaddy clock...
Oh there's a door open down there...
I can't go in these ones...
Anybody home?
You guys wanna play some board games?
Some Scrabble? Maybe a bit of Boggle? No?
Okay...
Ah! My- my commentary is gonna change very quickly
when I start getting scared.
Everything's locked...
Oh, it's not locked! I'm just stupid.

Japanese: 
「食べ物が必要」　やっと俺に関係のあるものが出てきたな！
いつでもどこでもだ　俺もこれを書こう
ポストイットに「食べ物が必要」って書いて
胸に貼っとくんだ
そうすればどこに行っても…これは名札じゃないぞ
「ジャックにこれをしてあげよう」の札だ
バッテリーがあるな
やった！ついにライトが使えるぜ
何を指差してるんだ？
何にもないぞ
オーケー…どこかに入れるか？
ハロー　大きな古時計さん
ああ　そこのドアが開いたのか
ここには入れないな…
誰かいるのか？
ボードゲームやらないか？
スクラブルは？それかボグルは？嫌か？
オーケー…
俺の実況は怖くなってくるとコロコロ変わっちゃうんだよ
全部鍵がかかってる
鍵がかかってない！俺がバカなだけか

Japanese: 
ハロー？
ああ　クソッ
ああ　神よ
神よ　なぜですか
なんでだ？　嫌になってきた
雰囲気が変わった　すごく静かだ
だれかウンコしたのか？
鍵があった！
俺はやってないぞ！
やったとしたら　俺のせいだ　7年間ずっとツイてないせいだ
ここの鍵じゃないのか？
オーケー…
じゃあ…どうすればいい？
出ればいいのか？
オバケがいるなら　脅かさないでくれよ
オーケー

English: 
Hello?
Oh nutsacks!
(Jack regretting his decision in 3...2...1...
Oh god...
Oh god, why?
Why? Oh, now I hate it.
Now stuff is changing. Everything's very quiet.
Did someone take a poop?
Oh there's a key!
(Jack breaks glass by gently touching it... Nice...)
I didn't do that!
And even if I did, that's my bad,
that's 7 years bad luck for me!
*wiggling of a key in a key hole*
It's not for you?
Okay...
*Worried* So... what do I do?
*question form?* I'm coming out now?
If there's any ghost, don't get spooked!
Okay

Japanese: 
オーケー　大丈夫だ　上手くやれる
「怖いよ」
俺もだよ、シンディー！
俺もちょっと怖いな！
落としちゃった
確かに怖いよな　こんな風な見た目なら…
つまり　面白がってるわけじゃないぞ
攻撃しないでくれよ　悪魔の女の子
まだ開いてるぞ！
うわ　嫌だな！
最悪だ！
何か聞こえたぞ
やあ　テディー
「やあ　マーク」
ドアを閉めるぞ　誰かが忍び込んで来ないようにな
悲しそうだな
お前は邪悪なテディーベアか？
 
それで　どうすればいいんだ？
オーケー　ここに座ってろ

English: 
Okay we're fine, we're good.
"I am scared." - "Cindy", according to Jack
Me too, Cindy!
I'm a little spooked!
Down you go!
Oh yeah, I'd be scared too if I looked like that-
I mean, I'm not making fun of you!
Don't attack me, demon girl!
Oh it still opens!
Oh I don't like this!
This fucking sucks!
I heard something
Oh. hi teddy!
Oh, hi Mark! (line from 'The Room')
Close the door, 'cause I don't want
anyone sneaking up on me!
That's a sad looking dog.
Are you an evil teddy?
Ah ha!
Now what?
Okay, you just sit right there.

Japanese: 
いいぞテディー　いいぞ
「裏切りの配偶者」
「砕けた心　開けた世界」
面白いゲームじゃなさそうだな
開けた世界と、砕けた心と、浮気する配偶者のゲームか？
「お前の敵は　お前が思うより近くにいるかもしれない」
「梅毒は死に至る病気です」
確かに俺の敵は近くにいるかもな　このおうちの中に
でもここで梅毒で死ぬってことはないんじゃないか　幽霊の名前か何かか？
「梅毒」？
バッテリーを拾ったぞ
お前のバッテリーだったのか？
ごめんな！
必要だったんだ
ちょっとな
しまった
鍵穴がねえぞ
しまった　戻らないと
良くないな
オーケー　俺は勇敢な男の子だ　できるぞ

English: 
Good teddy, good.
Good. "The cheating spouse."
"Shattered mind, open world."
That does not sound like a good video game.
An open world, a shattered mind, cheating spouse video game?
"Your enemy may be closer than you think."
"Syphilis kills."
Well I know my enemy's probably closer that I think
in this fucking creepy abode.
But I don't think it's Syphilis that's going to kill me-
is that the name of the ghost?
Syphilis?
Okay, pick up the batteries.
*distant banging noises*
Were these your batteries?
Sorry!
I needed them.
For things.
Uh oh...
Uh oh, there's no key hole...
Uh oh! I need to go back out there!
*nervous laughter*
That's bad!
Okay. I'm a brave boy! I can do it!
(Wish you luck, Brave Boy...Be back for supper!)

English: 
Muster up your fucking diaper.
Here we go. It's time for the adult...
to go to work.
A squeeeeeak!
Who was that? Was there somebody knocking?
You want some sugar?
Oh, that's open...
Oh, that's open real nice...
Any spooky ghosts wanna fuck with me?!
Please no - aww it's little fucking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Where did it go?
What?
Did I pick it up and get rid of it?
Oh, look at that!
Dude, I'm a magician!
Okay.
Oh shit! I heard that.
Oh no.
Oh no...

Japanese: 
オムツを履け　行くぞ　大人になる時が来たんだ
仕事を成すべき時がな
「キー」？
今のは誰だ？誰かノックしたか？
砂糖でも欲しいのか？
開いてるな
開いてるぞ　最高だな
俺とヤりたい幽霊はいるか！？
頼むからやめてくれ　ちっちゃなお人形じゃないか
どこに行ったんだ？
なんだ？
俺が拾ったのか？
わあ　見ろよ！
俺はマジシャンだぜ
オーケー
クソ　聞こえたぞ
嫌だ
嫌だ…

English: 
You boarded up the door?!
Where did you even get carpentry skills like that?
Nah, fuck my ass, man.
It's like a little key!
Or the pin out of a live hand grenade...
And I'm in for a surprise.
*door banging*
Jesus fucking Christ!!! No!!! No!
That's not okay!!!
Oh Jesus fuck.
*deep inhale and exhale of relief*
I'm fine! I'm fine! It's okay.
It's just my own trail of shit across the floor.
*Laughs*
Everybody's having a good time.
*girl talking* "Hey!"
"It's after me!"
Okay, um... maybe introduce yourself a bit first?
What's after you? Who are you?
*worried* Is it after me as well?
Probably...
Okay. I didn't mean to open it further...
Okay.
*asking no one in particular* Maybe follow demon child upstairs?
I don't know!

Japanese: 
ドアを塞いだのか！？
どうやってこんな大工スキルを手に入れたんだよ！？
ふざけんなよ
小さい鍵みたいだ
それか手榴弾のピンだな
そっちに賭けとくよ
やめろ！やめろ！
良くねえぞ！
ああ　クソッ
大丈夫だ　大丈夫だ　問題ないぞ
俺がクソを漏らしただけだ
みんな楽しくやってるぜ
女の子：ねえ！
女の子：あれが追いかけてくるの！
オーケー…まずはちょっと自己紹介してくれないか？
何が追ってきてるんだ？　お前は誰なんだ？
俺のことも追ってるのか？
たぶんそうだろうな…
オーケー　ドアをもっと開けたいわけじゃないんだ
オーケー
悪魔の痕跡を追って上に行ったほうがいいかな？
わかんねえ！

English: 
If it was me, I would just be leaving right now...
(It is you...You have the choice of leaving the game...But Please don't...this is entertaining...and you're funneh!)
Are you helpful?
I don't fucking know! That didn't do anything!
This house is gigantic!
*Bookshelf falls directly in front of Jack's face* Fucking hell!!!
C*unts!
Don't do that!
Can I- can I move? Okay...
*Deep exhale* Jesus, man!
*Starts short conversation with Antisepticeye in his head* I'm not scared!
Shut up, that's why.
None of these open!
*door shaking*
Y-You want me to use the key on you?
Are you getting jealous?
*Cutely* Chink CHink
No?
It doesn't work on that either?
What does that key work on?
I don't want to go in there anyways,
fucking knock knock knock knock knock knock knock...There's some bad shiet goin' on in there
Hello? *music starts playing*
Are we watching reruns?

Japanese: 
もし俺だったら　とっとと出ていくよ
これは使えるのか？
わかんねえ！　なんの役にも立たねえ
この家はクソでかいな
クソッ！
やめろ！
動けるか？　オーケー…
まったく
怖くねえぞ！
黙りやがれ
どこも開かねえ！
 
鍵を使って欲しいのか？
嫉妬してるのか？
違う？
どうしてどこも開かないんだよ？　この鍵どこで使うんだ？
まあ入りたくないけど　コンコンコンコンコン！　中で悪いことが起こってるな
ハロー？
再放送を見てるのか？

English: 
Ohhh... There's going to be a bad in here!
This is the police!
Oh it's the fucking clown!
*Some kind of hip song starts playing with the creepy, scary, spooky clown that is singing*
*singing* The Vengaboys are coming, and everybody's
jumping, New York to San Francisco, an inter-
Okay...
Can you stop?!
*Jackaboy beating the clown around, and losing*
Oh god! He's invincible! I can't get rid of him!
*Music starting to sound like it's being taken over by a demon*
Hello...?
Okay, I really don't like this. This is fucking weird.
*Jack taking the needle off the record player, annoyed*
Shhhut up!
Okay. Is anybody hiding out in the little tent village?
Ha, K, ha K, fucking sarcastic asshole.
The doll's back! Ah, punched my fucking thing.
Does the key work on this?
Oh god, that's fucking big ass book.
No.

Japanese: 
悪いことが起こりそうだぞ
警察だ！
またピエロかよ
ベンガボーイズがくるぞ　みんなが飛び跳ねてる　NYからフランシスコまで…
オーケー…
止めてくれるか！？
なんてこった！コイツは無敵だ！倒せねえ！
ハロー？
オーケー　本当に嫌だ　これはマジでおかしい
黙れ！
オーケー　テントには誰か隠れてるか？
よし　よし　皮肉屋のクソ野郎め
また人形だ！　うわ　なんか押しちまった
鍵はここで使えるかな？
この本クソでかいな
ダメだ

English: 
Why am I in here?
*door creepily opens*
Oh Jesus, I can't do that! I'm a big boy!
Well, that solves my problems, see you later, fuuuck you.
And fuck you, stupid ass clown...
Hi? Yes! Hello! Help!
What are you rolling to me?
Little girl?! What the fuck is going on your house?
And why are you still here?
I would much rather the badgers and wolves
in the woods than stay in here.
Well, on I go...
Why did you throw this ball at me?
Did you actually want to hit me? That's not very nice!
Eh! *Jack throws ball as hard as he can but it lands two feet in front of him*
*Awkward silence of dissapointment*
Amazing.
Don't turn around, don't look back.
*Turns around* *slaps my forehead*
It's all fine... Oh, hi!

Japanese: 
なんで俺はここにいるんだ？
おい　俺には無理だ　俺は大人の男だぜ
自分の問題を解決しよう　後でな　クソ野郎め
バカピエロ野郎め
もしもし？そうだ！ハロー！助けてくれ！
何を転がしたんだ？
お嬢さん？君の家で何が起こってんだ？それになんでまだここにいるんだ？
アナグマとか狼の居る森にいたほうがまだマシだぜ
よし　まあ行こう
なんでこのボールを俺に投げたんだ？
俺に当てる気だったのか？　良くないな
素晴らしい
振り向くな　後ろを見るな
大丈夫だ…わあ　やあ！

English: 
What's happening?
Oh, are you going to be visited by the ghost?
The ghost of Chri-
Ah, there it is!
"My dearest Bill, I am writing you this letter because you refused to tell-"
"To talk to me. If there is something that I have done to anger you, please just tell me. Talk to me. We need to talk all the time for hours and hours- we used to..."
Sorry Bill. Ah... "Remember our-"
Fuck you. Jesus.
Okay. I need a new battery...
No?
But the light's going out!
Okay, I guess not...
*Weird noise that Jack ignores*
Are we good? Can I have this Jägermeister?
*Satisfied* Oh yeah...
Oh yeah, oh, can I- can I screw the top off?
Oh, fuck you.
Piece of shit.
*girl screaming*
Jack: Oh fuck!
Random girl living in the haunted house that is for sale whisper/yells: She's gonna get me!

Japanese: 
何が起こってる？
ああ　幽霊に襲われるとこなのか？
幽霊に…ほら見ろ！
「親愛なるビルへ　あなたが私と話すのを拒んだので手紙を書きました。」
「もし私のしたことがあなたを怒らせたなら、言ってください。私たちは昔みたいにたくさん話す必要があると思います。」
ごめんなビル　「私たちの…」　クソッ
オーケー　新しいバッテリーが必要だ
ダメか？
でも光が消えてるじゃないか
オーケー　いいみたいだ
大丈夫か？　この酒飲んでもいいか？
やったぜ
やったぜ　フタ開けられるか？　クソッ
最悪だ
うわ　クソッ！

English: 
What's, what's going on?
Little girl?
Fucking hell! She's the scariest thing so far.
Can I not go in?
*Little girl crying her eyeballs out*
I guess not... that's the sad room in there, 
I don't want to go in there.
Oh!
*The random "maybe" mom living in the haunted house for sale* "We shall rise."
Who are you? Ah! Ah fuck!
I'm gone! Fuck you lady. Oh! Jesus! Oh! Go in here!
Go in here, close the door.
Close the fucking door!
Okay!
Am I okay?
Oh, this is different...?
*Jack frantically tries to turn on flashlight*
My light doesn't work!
*Jack tried turning flashlight on again, but doesn't succeed*
Okay.
Oh Jesus, where the fuck are we now?
Can I go out?

Japanese: 
なんだ　何が起こってる？
お嬢ちゃん？
なんてこった　あの子が今までで一番怖かった
入らなくてもいいか？
 
よさそうだな　悲しみの部屋だ　入りたくねえ
うわ！
「我々は蘇る」
誰だ？　うわ！　クソッ！
俺は逃げるぞ！　クソ食らえ　ここに入ろう
ドアを閉めろ
ドアを閉めやがれ！
オーケー
大丈夫なのか？
ああ　何か違うのか…？
ライトがつかねえ！
オーケー
どうなっちゃってるんだ？
外に出られるか？

English: 
Oh, there's TVs everywhere,
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. (line from "Wizard of Oz")
*distant music and crying sounds*
Stop it!
Da fucking Jesus creepy baby!
Could you all fucking stop? I'm a nice person!
I came to look for sugar!
My car broke down, I'm tired!
I wanna go home!
Staghp it!
Okay, so we're in some sort of dream sequence...
I fucking hope!
This is not okay.
*Clowns all start singing weird demon words out of sinc*
Hi... how are you?
Oh, they're all turning towards me, that's fucking freaky.
How's it going? You guys having a fucking good time?
"The key to see who cannot see."
What?!

Japanese: 
そこらじゅうにテレビがある　もうここカンザスじゃねえな
 
やめろ！
うわっ　クソッ　変なやつめ
全部止めてくれるか？俺はいいやつなんだ！砂糖を探しに来ただけだ！
車も壊れたし　疲れてるんだ
家に帰りたい
やめろ！
オーケー　ここは夢の中の世界みたいな感じなのかな…
そうだといいな！
良くないぞ
やあ　元気か？　全員こっちを見てる　クソ怖いな
調子はどうだ？　お前たち楽しくやってるか？　
「見えないものを見るための鍵」
なんだって！？

English: 
This is cool-looking, though!
*Toy car starts rolling towards Jack from a still position*
*All windows shatter*
You fucking did that, you piece of shit!
God, I was having a nice time, and then you broke
all the windows. Now it's cold in here.
God dammit!
Okay...
That's cool- don't fucking throw a box at me,
you stupid ghost!
Imma fight you!
*Football/soccer ball starts rolling from hallway in front of Jack*
Oh, football! You like football?
*more glass smashing*
Stop breaking the windows!
That's not scary, it's annoying!
*Tries reading words in BLOOD on the wall* Something "Our pa"-
What? "Path."
*Continues reading blood on wall* "The path will save."
*spears shoot out thru the wall and almost hit Jack*
That almost got me!
Hello?
Jeezus Krey-Ok
Fucking- I'm-s- my bad. I'm sorry.
I was just trying to form a complaint.

Japanese: 
クールだな
やりやがったな　クソ野郎
いい感じだったのに　窓を全部ぶち破りやがって　寒いじゃねえか
クソッ！
オーケー
クールだ…箱を俺に投げるな、バカ幽霊！
戦ってやるぞ！
サッカーボールだ　サッカー好きなのか？
窓を壊すのやめろ！　怖くねえぞ　うざいだけだ
なんだろう　「我々の」…　なんだ？　「道」か
「道が守ってくれる」
当たるとこだったぞ！
ハロー？
俺が悪かったよ　ごめんな　文句言おうとしただけなんだ

Japanese: 
暗いな…
なにが飛び出してくるんだ？
なんだ？
わあ　神よ
ここに居たくねえ！
こっちに行くぜ
クールだな
これはクールじゃねえ
ただ…ただ歩くだけだ　自分の「道」をな　ついたぞ
なんだこれ？
うわ　肉切り包丁か　かかってこいよ　ぶった切ってやる
二番めのドアに戻ってきたぞ
オーケー
今回はこのへんで終わりにするよ
ちゃんとしたゲームだ　進めるとちょっと怖さが薄れたけどな
もしかしたら…わかんねえ　操作方法がちょっと変だった
今までに経験したことない感じだ
テレポートみたいな操作じゃなくてよかったな

English: 
Oh, it's dark in here...
Oh, what's gonna pop up?
*lights turn on*
*Jack looks around silently, obviously confused*
What?
Oh Jesus. Oh Christ!
I don't want to be here!
I'm going this way!
That's cool!
That's less cool!
Just... just walking along...
finding my own path, here we go.
What is this?
Ooh, a fucking cleaver. Who wants to go?
Yeah, Imma stab the shit out of you.
And back in door number 2.
Okay.
I'm gonna leave this episode of Paranormal Activity here.
Decent game, it's just- it-it started to get less scary
the more I went on into it.
Maybe that or there was just- I don't know.The controls were a little weird.
So it kinda pulls you out of the experience.
It's nice that they didn't go for...

English: 
Like, the teleporting controls,
'cause I kinda hate that in VR.
Where you like, put an arc somewhere, and then
you click a button and you just teleport to that location.
It's nice that you can actually walk around.
I just, I'm not a fan of walking where you're looking...
Like holding forward and then you walk this way...
And then this way and that kinda stuff.
I'd much prefer if they just used the actual track pad
to be able to move around in different ways...
and then, I don't know. It seems-
Motion controls or VR controls seem to be
the biggest hurdle so far for a lot of developers, um...
I don't really know why. You have all the tools there...
I don't know.
Maybe it's a lot harder to do than I think it is,
but let me know if you want to see more of the game...
Because this is more than just like a small short little tiny VR experience...
I think it's actually a fully fleshed out video game.
I'm - I'm reluctant to call it a triple A game,
because I don't know if it is...
Um, but I'm really curious to see
how much more of the game there is...
and what the rest of the game will be.
I didn't know that it was kinda like, you go into the house
and then you go into dreams sequences...

Japanese: 
VRのあの操作嫌いなんだ
ボタンを押すと円のところにテレポートするみたいなやつ
実際に歩き回れるのがよかったよ　ただ向いた方向に歩くのはあんまり好きじゃないな
前を押してるのにこっちに行ったり…
こっちに行ったりするのはさ
トラックパッドでいろんな方向に動けるようになったらいいけど
それと…わかんねえ
モーションコントロールとかVRコントロールは
たくさんの開発者たちにとって今の所最大のハードルだと思うけど
なんでかはわからないけど
俺が思ってるより大変なのかもしれない　このゲームをもっと見てみたかったら教えてくれ
これはただのちっちゃなVR体験じゃないからな
ちゃんとした新しいビデオゲームだった
何もかも最高のゲームだとは思わないし、言えないけど
でも他にどんな要素があるのか気になるし
どんな風になっていくのかも知りたい
どんな感じかわからなかったんだ　まず家に入って　夢の場面になって

English: 
And the floor falls out from under you, 'cause I'm not really
a fan of that stuff, that's not really what's scary to me...
'Cause then it just disconnects me from stuff
and I'm like "Oh yeah, video game."
It's the same when I played like, The Evil Within...
and you start warping between different areas
and that kinda pulls me out of it.
I'd much rather the kinda Outlast approach, where
everything is self-contained in one asylum sort of thing.
I don't know. That's just personal preference.
But for now...
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face,
LIKE A BOOOOSS!!!!!
And...
High fives all around.
*whapoosh, whapoosh*
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
*In a voice higher than all the skyscrapers in NYC* In the next video!!!
*outro, electronic music*
It's warm in here, man.
I'm sweatin'.

Japanese: 
それで床が落ちて…
なんていうか　現実味がなくなっちゃったんだ
「ああ、これはゲームだな」って感じで
The Evilをプレイしたときみたいだった
俺はもっとOutlastみたいな　ひとつの精神病院とかで完結してる感じのアプローチがいいな
これはただの個人的な意見だけど
この動画を見てくれてありがとう
もし気に入ったら　likeボタンをブチ込んでくれ
ボスみたいにな！
そして…
みんなにハイタッチだ
 
みんなありがとう　また会おう
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汗かいたぜ
