Hello, my amazing geeks and freaks. I'm your
favorite gamer girl, Marissa. Welcome to
Nerd Herderz. We've got Tony Zaret
@tonyzaret
-Hi, I'm Tony Zaret, and I just
want to say my mental health has never
been better.
I've never been sort of more accepting
of other people, and I'm definitely not a
threat to my family.
And, oh this is this
is Darren Dre my manager. He's gonna be
here today.
How are you?
Darren Dre
- That's so great
 - Yeah manager
to the stars
You brought in an outside
person on this show without asking me,
the sort of primary talent.
And he
doesn't seem to be even related to the geek & gaming expertise
That's great I
love it I love it
what's your name sweetie
Well my name is
Tony Zaret
Oh cute. He's cute
Who are you managed by why I have a
A social worker
Hey by the way, if you're her
manager this might be interesting to you
because Marissa said she booked a part
of the show Euphoria. I don't even like
this kind of stuff usually I mostly watch
World War II documentaries. But
I tuned into this show and not only
was it complete trash, and  no
mention of our heroes in uniform. But
yeah Marissa wasn't even on it.
Well you
need to like actually look closer!
Thank you, thank you so much
I'm behind the actors on screen that
you don't see and those are the real
actors!
I live by myself. There's no
distractions. I don't talk to anyone I I
get no phone calls or anything. I have
nothing to do but watch this show, and I
didn't see you once.
Okay well I'm
going places. Can you believe I found him
on Craigslist. And he manages Tilda
Swinton!
It's Toldi Swanson. He's an uber
driver. Very funny. He does a puppet act
with a hand that he found. And he does
like a puppet act with it. I do
represent a lot of acts and she is very
good.
He's gonna get me on The Bachelor!
Even though there's only an episode or
two left I'm gonna join in late yes
I'm gonna introduce you to a bachelor. My cousin Spenny.
Anyway speaking of
bachelor and reality TV and stuff; Bardia
who's usually here can't make it because
he's doing a thing with with Kylie, Kylie
whatever who does the lip kit and she's
doing a thing for the-
- Kylie Jenner 
-yeah. he's doing a thing with her for sort of
Gwyneth Paltrow. 
- I don't understand, how did he get that?
I love that you guys are talking about
this stuff, you know during the time when
the show's supposed to sort of be going
on. And I'm definitely not thinking about
taking your little heads and just
popping them off where the neck is
or blood go up in the air. But we do
really need to sort of talk about some
of these important topics.
a new video
game coming out: one punch man. This guy
can kill with one punch.
That's what I said to my ex-wife's
boyfriend I said "let me get one punch,
man. punch you in the face."
I hear Bill
Burr is a big fan of it, and actually
Darren said he manages him Bill
Bill's Bar, is where I work my office is inside of Bill's Bar. It's a bar downtown
yeah I got thrown out of there for
breaking a pinball machine, never!
I was
told that I should never go to Bill's
bar alone.
That would be
advisable yeah
The game Mosaic is coming out and boy is this a fun one you play a person who
lives a monotonous lifestyle. Which I
think you would be interested in. That
was a little joke just because I'm
actually working on a stand-up
special she's doing it. She has a
stand-up special and it's gonna premiere
on the Shazam app! Do the full routine
Hey ladies and gentlemen how are we
doing tonight. Okay you won't believe I'm
on a date from you guessed it...tinder!
pause for laughs, pause for laughs.
she's so good!
well I have lost interest in stand-up
comedy, because basically anyone that has anything intelligent to say gets
censored. So it's basically now you go
to turn on stand-up comedy and hear
people insult the president. No thank you!
You know I mean if I want to laugh I'll
open up the funny pages and read Dilbert!
What else we have going on?
there's a
horror movie coming out 
called The Invisible Man
I heard it's about Obama when the
economy's tanking! So put that on
stand-up.
You know what's weird. You
told me that I could get an audition for
The Invisible Man but it's already coming out?
Yeah we're gonna get it. And your audition
is happening all the time-
there I thought your audition is very-
THIS IS NOT WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
DURING THE TIME WE BOUGHT THIS STUDIO
FOR.
Just a second I've got to go to the gym
I'm gonna get you in there
okay!
They're gonna say Invisible Man?
What about visible woman? What about
Invisible Woman?
All right! I'm back
from the gym, let's talk about Nerd
Herder
oh my
Nothing's wrong. I feel great. I feel
feel ready to be a father again. Hello,
state of New York
give me my kids back!
All right well
should we play Fortnite?
Yeah it's crazy my kids love this
game!
Oh that's funny the kids of the
- girl I'm dating they love this game too.
- How old are these kids?
They're five and
seven
Yeah I actually have a five and
seven year old with my ex-wife Darbis
Darbis Nergal?
Yeah her name is Darbis
Nergal
That's the woman I'm dating! Wait!
Wow oh my god wait a minute oh my god
your carrot man that's what the kids
call you! 
- What? No they call me "Mr.
Zaret'! I mean I know everything about
these kids, I see them nearly every year.
Hang on a second
Hello Darbis? yeah this is Tony,your ex-husband.  Hey how many
Tony's are you hooking up with? By the way are you letting some
sleaze come over when the
kids are sleeping?I want to know are the
kids calling me carrot man? It's
extremely disrespectful! And they don't
know my name? they don't know my don't
call me- Oh wow hey I got a
question; do we still have all those
naives in the basement? yes! oh great yeah
I'll be right over!
I'll be right there !
Pound it! Wow do you
know if this girl if she is represented
can you look that up?
That's a cartoon
yeah
