Ken: We are at seven-eleven, where Chris has got to make a decision between...what do we have ma'am?
Cashier: Orange and Cola.
Ken: Orange & Cola.  Chris?
Chris:  The Orange!
Chris: The Orange!  
Ken: He's trying the Orange.
Perhaps if we can get a close up look, we can find out the secret ingredients that make this Slurpee...
A Seven-Eleven Slurpee
Chris: There you go.
The freedom of Seven-Eleven
is here, captured in this cup.
Cashier: You guys have a nice night.
Ken: Ma'am, do you get any strange people in here late at night?
Cashier:  Yes we do.
Chris: I wonder what she's talking about.
Cashier: You want your picture taken?
Night Manager: Come on over Judy.
Ken: Here we are, searching for the people...
This is a special Seven-Eleven.
It comes equipped with dancers, for your entertainment.
(No cover charge)
Well, she's not really dancing.  She's just standing next to the frozen foods.
Hi sir, how are you this evening?
Girl: Oh my god, are you really taking pictures?
Ken: Oh it's not on.  Don't worry about it.  (ha ha) Can you sign this form? Just kidding.
(You can take off your clothes if you want)
Hey!  There will be none of that talk in this store
Ken: How you doing tonight sir?
Night Manager: Just fine.
Ken: Are you the manager here?
Night Manager: No sir
Girl: He is tonight.  He's the night manager.  Yeah you are.
Ken: This is a fine establishment you have here sir.
Hey, can you explain to us...
How come the...
Super Big Gulp is fifty nine cents
while the other regular Big Gulp sixty nine
cents?  No sir.
So actually your paying ten cents for that
missing
you know you pay ten cents to have less
It's weight watchers right?
Girl: 10 cents what...less?  It's 69.
Cashier (off camera): Too late for beer & wine guys.
John: Hi, what's going on?
Ken: How do you feel about this deal where you can't buy beer or wine?
John: Totally (beep)ed up.  Totally.
Ken: There goes our PG rating.
John: I'm sorry.
John: Oh, you are on a PG rating?
Ken: That's alright, we'll beep it out.
John: Alright (beep).
Ken: There you go.  We'll edit that in.
John: Alright.
Ken: So what are you guys doing tonight?
John: Partying!
Ken: We're filming 7-11s.  We have nothing better to do.
Kelly: My name is Kelly.  Hi.
John: I'm John.
John: What's your name?
Ken: My name is Ken.
John: Keith the film projector guy!
Ken: Yeah that's me.  
John: What's your name?
Chris: Chris!
Chris: Owner of the camera
John: Nice to meet you.
Jim: I'm Jim from the Hotel Royal Plaza.
John: Jim. Alright.  Nice to meet you all.
Kelly: I have a Giraffe card.
Ken: You have a good evening.
Kelly: I have a Giraffe card.
Jim: Congratulations.
Ken: Really?
Ken: She can't buy beer with the draft card?  That means she's in the service.
of the United States of America.
John: Good night.
Ken: I guess it's not.  Have a good night.
Jim: Shunned away from Seven-Eleven.
Ken: How you doing tonight?
We're filming in the Seven-Eleven.  We have nothing better to do.
Older Man: Yeah that's the pits.
Ken: Yeah.
Ken: What do you got there?  Some sugar? Older Man: Dixie Crystals
Ken: Can I get a look at that sugar?
It's Dixie Crystals.  What are you guys making? A cake or something?
No...a little tea time.
uh... hey have a good night.
Jim: See you later guys.
Older Guy: Where are you from?
Ken: We are from Orlando
Older Guy: Are you working for some station or something?
Ken: We're just goofing off.  We're just some crazy kids.  You know?  Just having fun.
You enjoy that sugar.  Don't eat it all in one place.
Ken: Have a good night.
Chris: Those crazy guys.
Ken: Hey how you doing?
Popped Collar: Wait wait.  If that's really an interview here...
French Girl: (french accent) Oh! Just needed you here.  Hi.
French Girl: Hi I'm Catherine from France.
Ken: Hi how you doing?
Ken: My name is Ken I'm from Orlando.
French Girl: Nice to meet you.
Popped Collar: Why are we coming here.  Tell them.
Ken: It looks like you have had a little trouble with your automobile.
French Girl: (heavy french accent) Just to buy toothpaste.
Ken: Juice bars?
French Girl: Toothpaste!
Ken: Toothpaste?  You came all the way from France to get toothpaste.
Ken: Folks this is the international..
French Girl: This is a great place.
French Girl:...an international place.
Chris: Why the mirror?  Why the mirror?  Tell us.
Ken: Do you think we can get that mirror surgically removed from your chin?
French Girl: What?
Popped Collar: Honey.  Honey.  Should we get the tartar control?
Ken: Wait a minute.
Wait a minute
Popped Collar: Should we get that Crest tartar control?
Ken: How many cavities did you have at the last check up sir?
French Girl: Let me see what you want to get.  Let me see which one.
Popped Collar: We have the mint gel.
Popped Collar: This baby is empty.
French Girl: I want the stronger.
Popped Collar: I don't know about this light weight shit.  I don't know.
Jake: This calorie reduction stuff.
Ken: Excuse me.  Don't you think it's interesting that they have the
toothpaste right across from the candies here
 
French Girl: I don't think its good marketing.  Get it right man.
Ken: Do they have Seven-Elevens in France?
Ken: Is that where you are from?
French Girl: Yeah. No we don't have Seven-Eleven.  We have some...
Ken: You have (French accent) Seveen Eleveens right?
French Girl: We have "sept onze".  sept onze
French Girl: If you want to translate it exactly.
Ken: I once sept onze some ice before but my pants got wet.
French Girl: Yeah.  You are right.
Chris: By any chance do you work at the French Pavilion at Epcot?
French Girl: Yeah you are right!
French Girl: You're right!
Ken: It's a small world.
French Girl: You win a Colgate.
(singing) It's a Small World after all.  (singing stops)
French Girl: You are the lucky guy tonight.  Are you happy?
Chris: Yes.
French Girl: Thank you very much.  Can we have a shot of this guy?  That's great.  Thank you.
Ken: Can I ask you why you are carrying the camera there?
Ken: The mirror!  I'm carrying the camera.
French Girl: We just had a problem with it.
French Girl: Jake, your glued didn't work (sounds like "you lost the world")
French Girl: Your glue didn't work.
Chris: Will toothpaste fix it?
Popped Collar: No you lost the world.
Ken: I guess when you walk around you carry that so you can see if anybody's behind you right?  
French Girl: Look at this guy in the back!  Taken off you know
Jim: Ladies and gentlemen.  A new guest.
Ken: Oh excuse us.
Ken: Hi how you doing?
Ken: We are filming people in the 7-11 this evening.
Ken: Are you coming in for perhaps a big gulp?
Ken: What is this?  Can I see? Can I get a close up on this.
Jim: A Cheese Danish from Sara Lee's kitchens.
Ken: Cheese Danish?
Ken: So what brings you to the 7-11 late at night?
Red Shirt: (parece que﻿ todo esta bien aqui)
Jim: Oh!  No!
Ken: Wait a minute, we have bilinguals.
(translating what camera guy said to friend in Spanish)
White Shirt: No no. Tourista. Tourista.
Ken: You're tourists?
Ken: We are from Orlando.  Welcome to Florida.  Are you going to Disney?
Ken: Tomorrow?
Red Shirt: Yeah. Tomorrow.
Ken: Tomorrow?  We will be there tomorrow, maybe we will see you. 
Red Shirt: Yeah.
Ken: Well enjoy that Danish.  You know they make the best Danishes here in America.
Red Shirt: uh yeah.
Jim: and the world's best surf shop
Ken: And they've settled on the tartar control.
French Girl: Oh he's back! 
Jim: Oh, with a Disney ID
Ken: You know they don't fight tarter well
and those other countries
Ken: But here in America, we are conscious about the tartar.
Ken: Hey that that's nice
Popped Collar: Check out the chops.
Popped Collar: Hey that would be a good effect. Wait a minute. You always want to look at your photographer.
Ken: There I am.
Ken: Yes.  It's a magic night in America.  I'm just glad we are all here sharing in the excitement.
Ken: Hey you two.  Have a good night.
Popped Collar: Hey it's small world.  You know what I mean
(singing)  It's a small world after all.
French Girl: Bye guys.
Cashier: Don't leave me alone with these guys.
Chris: See you at the World Premiere
Ken: Drive carefully.
Popped Collar: Wait a minute.  Wait a minute honey.
Popped Collar: let's leave it like this.
French Girl: Please Do not disturb.
French Girl: Bye!
Chris: See you at the World Premiere.
Ken: Chris.  Any comments?
Chris: Not one comment from this mouth.
Chris: (something about the batteries)
Ken: Let's...
Ken. Have a good night!  Drive carefully.
Jim: See you later.
Ken: See you at the Magic Kingdom!
Ken: How you doing tonight sir?
Ken: We are filming people at the seven-eleven
Ken: I see you are getting some milk and some mozzarella cheese.  Kind of a special breakfast treat, isn't it?
 
Ken: I used to get swiss cheese, and it doesn't get soggy because the milk goes right through the little holes.
Quiet Guy: Mozzarella is good on Pop-Tarts though.  
Ken: Really?
Ken: Did you learn that recipe anywhere special?  Or is it just a home thing you invented?
Quiet Guy: No not really.
Ken: Alright.  I'm not very talkative tonight either.
Chris: Can you film my friend.
Chris: Debi Small.  The third time she's been on the cover of Seventeen.  She lives just down the street in Kissimmee.
Chris: And there she is again.
Ken: Hi welcome to 7-11. 
Tank Top: Welcome.  
Jim: Can we help you?
Tank Top Can I help you?
Ken: No that's alright.  We are just filming people at the 7-11
(uncomfortable laughter)
Ken: We are going to say goodbye.
Ken: Have a good night sir 
Jim: (singing) So long. Farewell..
Ken: wave goodbye
Ken: thank you for letting us film at your... Night Manager: No problem
Ken: Have a good night.
Ken: We are out of here.
Ken: Let's go.
Ken: Goodbye cashier lady.
Cashier: Goodbye
Ken: Thanks for the service.
Cashier: You're welcome.  You guys have fun while your younger.
Ken: Wait!  Guys!  Guys!
Chris: Whelp.  What can I say?
