Adam, you are not a middle-aged woman
yet I hear that you are
yourself a bird watcher.
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
I mean, my --
my hobbies are menopausal
  in nature.
Okay. How did you
become a bird watcher?
Uh, well, I read a book about
the ivory-billed woodpecker.
Woody Woodpecker was
an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Right.
And it's a lightning rod
of controversy, that bird.
Some people think it's extinct,
some people don't.
They "rediscovered" it.
I read the book.
I became fascinated.
I'm giving you another
 yellow card for being boring.
I'm sorry. I didn't know
we had to go
in quick, little sound bites
about Kim Kardashian.
I'm giving you 2 points
for Political Grandstanding,
and I'm giving you
a yellow card
for failure to respect
  the judging panel.
[Bleep] damn it!
   What?!
Just a disrespect
for science.
Now I'm giving you
  a red card.
You are being placed
  in the penalty box
for the remainder
   of the interview.
-That is bull [bleep].
-Get in the penalty box!
Trying to educate
a crowd about birds.
And I am invoking
   the emergency-guest rule.
Scott: Come in.
Emergency guest
Scott Thompson
will score points
for Adam in his stead.
Adam, get in
the penalty box.
Okay, okay, I'll go.
Get on out here,
Scott Thompson.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Adam has been placed
 in the penalty box,
but the emergency-guest
 rule has been invoked.
It's garbage!
Scott Thompson of
  "Kids in the Hall"
will be playing
  on Adam's behalf
and scoring points
  for him.
Did he go into a --
a bird story?
It got real boring.
 It got real boring.
And you got to turn this whole
 thing around, Scott Thompson.
