You have the right
to remain silent!
Aren’t you trained
for shit like this?
Let’s do this.
-What the...
-What the...
Kareem needs
to go by a
friend’s house
after school
and he asked
that you pick him up.
When my mom dated
this one guy,
we became BFFs.
You were BFFs with
a grown-ass man?
There’s literally
documentaries
on Netflix about
why that’s so sick
and fucked up.
I think that’s
a different—
You expect
us to be BF...
Fuck out of
my face, man.
Uh, good talk.
Welcome back
to my channel.
Remember when I told you
about that white cop
who was humping my mom?
Well, now you see
what happens
when you fuck with me.
Pig stuck his dick
in the wrong blanket.
They said that you been
talking about the deal!
Oh shit!
Ay, who’s back there?
Kareem, run!
Go! Go!
Get in!
Back up, yo.
Your dick is rubbing
against my ass.
Well, then turn
towards me.
I don’t want to
rub dicks either!
Is everything okay?
This all started when
your son tried
to have me killed
because he saw us
having sex this morning.
Now the most dangerous
drug dealers
in Detroit are trying
to kill us!
Oh, why did I date
a white guy?
My friend Sharon
was right.
All of you are
fucked up!
Go! Go! Go!
It’s the police!
What the fuck
are you doing?
Why are you fucking
ringing the doorbell?
Just...
We don’t touch shit.
No fingerprints, dog!
Thank you!
Yeah, this is my fucking
scene right here.
Tell your mom we
went to Chuck E. Cheese.
To be honest,
women scare
the shit out of me.
I mean, where do
you even start?
Excuse me,
my friend here
would like to practice
talking with a lady.
Tell me about yourself.
I was born and raised
in Detroit, and I have an
Associate’s Degree
in Biology,
and I’m studying to be
a veterinarian.
How much to
look at your—
No.
