From dogs being the best animals ever, to
people who don’t understand personal space,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit “Craziest
things you’ve ever seen happen at a party”.
– I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator
10 –GabbyOlivia666 Melissa
When Melissa was younger she went to her friend
Andiemation’s bowling party.
She was running a little late and when she
walked in, everyone was already there having
fun.
All of a sudden everyone ran over to a lane.
She walked over to see what the commotion
was about and she was not disappointed.
A dog was sitting at the lane, bowling.
It walked up to a kid’s bowling ramp and
pushed the ball down.
The dog had rolled a strike.
Everyone burst out cheering for the dog and
the owner carried it on her shoulders.
It was the greatest thing she’d ever seen.
9 - WaffleDude10 SpinalPalm
When Spinalpalm was very young, he went to
his best friend’s birthday party.
They had been eating candy all day so they
were super hyperactive.
Everyone started a sword fight game with sticks
they found on the ground.
SpinalPalm’s best friend picked up a stick
and threw it straight into his eye.
He was screaming, splinters were lodged in
his eye and the pain was unbearable.
After he managed to pull them out and calm
down, SpinalPalm’s best friend told him
he couldn’t sit with her anymore because
he cried.
That was the day they were no longer best
friends.
8 –KarmanatorRex Pandora and Dolan
Pandora once organized a small gathering of
her friends at her house.
Her friend Dolan showed up with a bottle of
vodka that he had never tried before.
She told him to go easy, as vodka is very
strong.
Of course he chose to ignore her advice and
fifteen minutes later he was rolling around
on the floor “swimming” around the room.
At one point he hit a wall and thought he
was doomed, but then turned around and “swam”
to the kitchen where he grabbed a bottle of
juice to use as a pillow and completely passed
out.
7 –Snythdetective Spincess
When Spincess was in the girl scouts, her
troupe threw a massive party.
She was a pretty shy kid, so she mostly just
sat back holding a teddy bear.
As the night went on, she watched in horror
as one of the older scouts puked in the middle
of the room, then someone slipped in the puke,
fell into a small group of girls that were
standing near a snack table, and pushed them
over.
One girl fell and banged her chin on the punch
bowl, which spilled all over the table.
Everyone was confused and crying, and Spincess
just sat there, glad that she wasn’t part
of the shenanigans.
6 –Cat_in_the_toilet Zaraganba
The weirdest thing Zaraganba saw at a recent
party was when he was at a formal function.
It was black tie, so everyone was dressed
very elegantly.
However, one of the guests didn’t seem to
get the memo about the dress code and walked
into the party wearing a unicorn onesie.
She seemed oblivious to the fact that it wasn’t
a costume party and began helping herself
to the snack table.
All of a sudden she discovered something about
her costume and turned around to tell everyone,
“HEY, MY BUTT HAS A TAIL!”
Everyone facepalmed, including Zaraganba.
5 –Paulfuss-Krile Snewpee
One time Snewpee went to her friend Ladybot’s
Halloween party.
It was a small gathering so they drank punch
and decided to tell scary Halloween stories.
During a particularly scary story, the lights
flickered in the house and then everything
went black.
They all searched for the fuse box, and Snewpee
ended up in the basement.
In the corner of the dark room she saw a female
figure standing alone.
Snewpee called out to her, but she didn’t
answer.
Suddenly the lights came back on and she was
gone.
She has disappeared into thin air.
She ran back upstairs, but no one believed
her on account of it being Halloween.
4 --HipsterCicero GhostToast and Legna
GhostToast and Legna once dressed up for a
huge school Halloween party.
The party was going off, everyone was dancing
and one of their friends who was dressed like
a zombie even started breakdancing in the
middle of the room.
Unfortunately his costume was so good that
when he started howling in pain, people thought
it was part of the act.
It turned out that he had broken his leg on
the dance floor and was in serious trouble.
When the ambulance arrived, they couldn’t
tell if he was really bleeding or whether
it was just fake blood.
3 –catlegs101 Grgak
When Grgak was in seventh grade, he went to
a friend’s bonfire party.
His friend lived on a big farm and late into
the night they decided to check out an old
abandoned farmhouse.
As they were walking around telling each other
spooky stories – a man appeared out of nowhere.
He asked them if they wanted to pet his dog.
They said ‘sure’ and followed the old
man to his house where he started digging.
They stood there confused until the man bent
over and pulled out the corpse of a dead dog.
Grgak turned around and ran until he could
no longer hear the old man yelling “come
back and pat my dog”.
2 –Potatoes_are_Lit Ramona
One time at a friend’s party, Ramona was
sitting on a terrace trying to get some fresh
air when a very large man walked up to her
and sat on her lap.
She told him to get off but instead he blew
a huge fart straight to her face.
She yelled and kicked him away and went straight
to the washroom.
Later on in the evening, the man walked up
to her again and whispered "You have a comfy
lap..."
She slapped him and let him know what she
thought of him.
That was the last time she attended that friend’s
party.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
One time when I was very young while at my
friend David’s birthday party we were playing
laser quest.
Now I was having a great time when suddenly
I ran around a corner – and there, there
I beheld my most crazy experience.
Two guys were clearly unhappy with one another
and they had gotten to the point where they
were physically fighting on the ground, kicking
one another, punching each other, hitting
one another with their laser guns, and so
forth.
I didn’t know what to do, so I froze for
a moment.
Then, I snuck away and went back to playing.
A short time later I saw the two strangers
being escorted out by security, and since
then that birthday party has always been my
favorite.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s
the worst secret that has come back to haunt
you?”
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