- From the Golden
Nugget in Las Vegas,
Nevada, this is Poker
Night in America.
(vibrant music)
Hello, and welcome to
Poker Night in America.
I'm Chris Hanson, spelled
with an O and not an E,
and this is my
friend/co-host, Joe Stapleton.
- You called me your friend.
- It said it on the screen,
so I kind of read it.
But, I mean, most
times I mean it.
- I can't believe all of this
is written on the screen.
- Yeah, it's all there.
Well, let's continue day three,
shall we, here in Las Vegas.
Let's go Ryan Fee, down 10,000,
but still a big stack
in front of him at 24k.
- [Esther] I feel like when
you get tipped sometimes,
then there has to be some
sort of expectation of, like--
- I just felt so
uncomfortable one night
when I was out with someone
and the Uber driver,
and it was in the middle,
and then not the tip.
It was just really weird.
So then if you go to
(mumbles) and you look at the,
there's a whole, got so
many people just waiting.
A lot of them just
said, and they said
the tip is not
included supposedly.
But I don't think
that they expect it.
- [Chris] This is Ryan Fee.
Said he's got a
lot of work to do,
and he's starting things
off nicely with ace-king.
- 450.
- [Chris] Jennifer
Tilly's got ace-Jack.
- [Joe] And she
is three betting.
Ryan is in position
with a hand that
is rarely gonna be dominated.
- [Chris] Here
comes a little more.
We're up to 1,200.
- [Joe] And Jenn calls.
- Check.
- [Chris] So Ryan Fee and
Jennifer Tilly heads up
in our first hand here tonight.
- [Joe] And like my roommate
every time a floorboard
creaks has just
checked in the dark.
Free turn card.
And Jenn improves on the turn,
but just enough to
lose more money.
- [Esther] I love
the outside area.
- [Chris] 1,400 is the
bet from Jenn Tilly.
- [Cindy] Well,
obviously, the guy holding
the sign, for 20 bucks,
you can kick him in
the nuts as hard as you want.
Then there's some dude that--
- [Esther] How much do
you think that guy makes?
- [Cindy] I don't know.
- [Chris] Fee raises to
3,000, so back to Tilly.
- [Esther] He's actually
laughing at everyone
who comes up and kicks
him and is laughing.
- [Joe] And speaking of getting
kicked in the (whistles),
let's see how much more
Jenn loses on this hand.
- Some guy was,
like, 75 years old,
and he looked like he
was a homeless person.
He probably was.
Big beard, long hair, and he
did this huge dance routine.
It was absolutely
phenomenal. (laughs)
I was like, oh my God.
- [Joe] It's almost
as if Cindy has
never been to a city before.
Is she literally Cindy Brady?
- 7,000.
- [Chris] Holy cow, a
rather sizable bet there.
A pot-sized bet from Ryan fee.
$7,000.
- I don't know what you
could possibly have.
- [Joe] Ace-king?
- I guess ace-king
is a possibility.
- [Joe] Jennifer Tilly
once again finds herself
in a spot on Poker
Night in America.
She is only winning this
hand if he is bluffing,
and he is not.
And a fold from Jennifer Tilly.
- It's been way too long.
- [Chris] She says take
this, I've got eight
chips to place out
in front of you.
- Fold.
- [Joe] Action back
around to Bryn Kenney.
And it looks like these
two wackadoos are gonna
go to war with some
really optimistic hands.
- No, no, no, let's
just see a flop.
But my hand is so nice,
I want you to see a flop.
- You talked me into doing it
and then you don't feel bad.
What's happening?
- [Chris] And here's
the flop brought
to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
- Hopefully, that's my flop.
- [Joe] Definitely
not your flop.
This flop is all E-Tay.
Oh, but she doesn't bet it.
Maybe wants to avoid
getting raised by Bryn.
I would say it's
hard to bet this,
but Bryn Kenney is magic and
Esther's face genuinely says
I really, really, really,
really hate this turn card.
- [Chris] Kenney bets 1,400.
- [Joe] And Taylor's probably
gonna feel compelled to call.
I mean, she does have the
best hand with king high.
Let's not forget that.
E-Tay will call.
- [Chris] All right, so let's
get a little river action.
Do the dance, dealer.
Another ace comes on the river,
which is actually probably
pretty good for Esther.
- [Joe] I'm not so sure.
Bryn is so, so, so, so
good I'd be shocked if he
didn't realize he can
win this with a bet.
He knows he has to
bet because he pretty
much has got the
bottom of his range.
Doesn't get much worse
than 10 high on this board.
- [Chris] $6,500.
- [Joe] That is an overbet.
Exactly the kind
of bet that says
king high is gonna
be good sometimes.
I just wonder how often E-Tay
ever calls this with king high.
- [Chris] She is folding.
- [Joe] So hard to call.
Bryn Kenney is
just the greatest.
- [Male Speaker] Four-three.
10 high.
- You bluffered her?
- He's like Taco Bell.
So good, but you
don't even know how.
- And then show, so mean.
- Welcome back to America
night in poker town.
- You should really just
let me handle these.
What do you say?
- Whatever you
say, Hanson Chris.
- Amateur.
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- [Ryan] Oh no, oh no.
Rip wireless.
That's it.
- Wireless is gone?
- That's it.
Yeah, they cut me off.
- [Joe] Well, that's
what you get for trying
to stream all nine seasons
of Sex and the City.
Don't ask me how I know
there's nine seasons.
- [Ryan] I can't even
join it, oh my God.
It might work.
- You guys want to give me
my money back and I'll
get out of the way?
Guys?
Want to give me my money
back, I'll get out of the way?
- [Bryn] No, we want
your money in there.
- I still got it.
- It's like free money.
- They'll bet you off on
the flop, and then battle.
- [Joe] Esther starts
with the best hand,
flops the best hand.
Bryn's in a little
bit of trouble here.
- All right, now I
gotta try to win the pot
since I just lost that hundred.
- [Chris] Kenney bets 500.
Taylor calls.
- I knew I needed to
get my money back.
I have no shot at this pot.
- [Chris] Bowker bows out.
- You can't get in the middle
of something that's going on.
- [Chris] Here's the turn.
10 of clubs, so Kenney
picks up some draws.
- I'm listening to you.
- Yeah, are you?
(laughing)
- [Jennifer] I empathize.
- [Joe] So Bryn picks up a
bunch of equity and fires again.
It seems like another pretty
easy just call for Taylor.
Can't fold it, can't raise it,
can't roll it up and blaze it.
Sorry, Bryn.
And call she does.
- [Chris] One more card,
let's see the river.
- [Joe] Aces up for E-Tay.
- [Jennifer] You're new.
OK, this is complicated, right?
- [Kyle] Ryan knows what it is.
- Vodka?
Gin, lime juice, not too
much, and club soda, please.
- [Joe] Hey, if
you can't flop gin,
you might as well drink it.
- And ice.
- And ice, yes, and ice.
- [Jennifer] And no spit.
(laughing)
- [Joe] Oh, I love Jenn so much.
- [Chris] When you say you
don't want spit in your drink,
does that actually
tempt them to put--
- [Joe] Pretty much guarantees
getting spit in your drink.
- [Chris] Doesn't
it, yeah, I agree.
- [Joe] They're like,
right away, ma'am.
Bing.
- [Chris] 7,000,
the bet from Taylor.
- We're working with
heavy machinery here.
- We're working hard.
- Yeah.
- [Joe] I'd be shocked
to see Bryn call this.
This bet's so big.
It's an overbet.
It might make him think
he's getting bluffed.
But I still don't see him
ever making this call.
- I don't think you're bluffing.
- [Chris] And Kenney does fold.
- [Joe] She's just too good.
- [Male Speaker] Are
you guys friends?
You gonna be friends later?
- Now we are.
- [Male Speaker] Yeah?
- Pocket eights
and pocket nines.
So I've got, like,
four bluffs there.
And then I've got all the combos
with eight-nine straights.
- So I like overbetting.
- Yeah, me too.
- [Esther] Because
if you move all in,
I just fold 100%
of the time, right?
- [Bryn] But that makes
it brutal for overbetting
because if you bet 7,000,
I've got a hand, like,
pocket eights or pocket
nines I might move all in.
- Really?
- Yeah,
because then it's very unlikely
that you have eight-nine.
- [Esther] That would be
sick, that would be sick
if I bet 7,000 (background
noise drowns out speaker).
- [Bryn] Or eight-eight
or nine-nine.
- [Chris] Bowker and Taylor
both hit their queen.
- [Jennifer] Do you
ever listen to Hamilton?
Such a good show.
- Why so little?
- It does seem very reasonable.
- I agree.
- You're gonna buy it on sale.
- [Joe] Richardson
optimistically calling
with bottom pair.
Jenn, it's pretty
touch to be priced
in with eight high and no draw.
- [Chris] It's all in
how you look at things.
- [Esther] I like
doing that better than.
- [Joe] King on the
turn and it's a spade.
That should be a scare card
for just about everybody.
- [Bryn] Yeah, me too.
That's why I hate
just call mucking
with a hand that
only beats a bluff.
- [Joe] But, much like
Joffrey Baratheon's agent,
Richardson, is gonna rep a king.
- [Bryn] Tried to get the
higher end (mumbles) to fold.
- [Joe] There goes Bowker.
- [Chris] 1,500 is
the bet over to E-Tay.
She calls.
- [Joe] Can she
handle the heat of
another barrel on he river?
Can Alan bring the heat of
another barrel on the river?
- [Kyle] I still have
to work out today.
It's gonna be tough.
- [Jennifer] You know, I used
to come down to Las Vegas
and I love it because I'd work
out with All American Dave.
And then he started
his food business.
Now he's never free
to work me out.
I have to work myself out,
which means I don't
get worked out.
- I made a workout bet
with one of my friends,
and if we don't work out, we
have to pay the other guy 500.
So it's gonna be
painful to pay him 500,
so I gotta work out
even if I'm drunk.
- [Chris] Stapes, you
want to do a workout bet?
- [Joe] Nope.
Nice bet, Alan Richardson.
E-Tay folds the winner.
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- [Joe] Not one,
but two straddles.
- [Bryn] I almost got to
put an 800 on the button.
- [Jennifer] Oh really?
What?
- [Joe] Bryn's disappointed
Jenn didn't triple
straddle so he
couldn't quadruple.
- [Chris] Gamble, gamble.
Action is on Esther Taylor.
- Coming for the blind.
Is that six or.
That's seven.
- [Male Speaker] Who's in
the booth, do you guys know?
- [Joe] His name's Chris
Hanson, he's been doing
this for, like, 10 years.
- [Chris] Hey,
thanks for noticing.
His name is Joe Stapleton.
He's been doing this for as long
as his beard has been growing.
- [Joe] It's been a
solid five minutes.
- I got the message
from a non-poker player
like, what are these
kids doing? (laughs)
- [Joe] By the way, Fee's
flopped a flush draw.
Taylor's got a pair, technically
the best hand for now.
Fee's the favorite.
Lots out.
- [Chris] So he calls the
$1,500 bet from Taylor.
The turn will sway things
one way or the other,
and they go over
towards Esther Taylor,
who now also picks
up a flush draw.
- [Joe] Fee did not lose
much equity, though.
He is double-gutted
now in addition
to all of his other outs.
- [Chris] 1,600,
the bet from Taylor.
- [Jennifer] That's so
funny, that's so cute
that your mom is watching.
- [Kyle] Yeah, she loves it.
- [Chris] Shout out
to Kyle Bowker's mom.
Thanks for watching
Poker Night in America.
- When I first told her
I was gonna play poker,
she didn't think it
was a great idea.
- [Chris] In the
history of mankind,
has there ever been
parents who have said,
yes, you should quit
whatever you're doing
right now and go play
poker for a living?
- [Kyle] No, we're
from upstate New York.
- [Joe] Fee gets
there on the river.
Maybe E-Tay elects to turn
her hand into a bluff here
instead of hoping and
praying for a free showdown.
And that is exactly
what happens.
At least the size
of this bet makes
it so that Ryan
probably can't raise.
It'd be real tough for him to
get called by anything worse.
There's the just call.
Esther Taylor shows her pair
of fours and they are no good.
- [Jennifer] Flush.
- [Joe] Seven-nine suited
for Jenn Tilly lace
and a pretty face and a
ponytail hanging down.
- [Bryn] Oh, so you
mean you have something.
- What?
- So you have something here.
- [Jennifer] I might
and I might not.
You know, I might be
attacking his straddle.
- We'll find out.
- Yeah, let's find out.
(laughing)
- We're gonna find out.
- You are so annoying.
How annoying is he?
- I tried to stop him.
- [Kyle] I fold, I fold, I fold.
- [Chris] Looks like it's
gonna be Tilly and Kenney.
- [Joe] Bryn's move
with queen-six suited.
Kind of a baller
move in position.
- [Bryn] I guess you
do have something.
- [Jennifer] I check the flop.
- [Chris] And here
is the flop brought
to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
- [Joe] Top pair and a
flush draw for Bryn Kenney.
If this flop were a dog,
it would be brindle.
- [Chris] 1,400, the bet,
and Tilly, of course, calls,
putting herself into
another awkward position.
- [Joe] Well, there we go,
now she picks up some outs.
Both players have flush draws.
Jenn's got a straight draw.
- Three.
- [Joe] Probably OK with
getting a fold here,
but that's not happening.
Hey, Bryn, are those chips
in stacks of 20 or...
- [Chris] All right, let's
see what happens on the river.
It's an ace of hearts.
Nothing for Tilly.
- You win.
- That's good to hear.
- I'm in.
Oh, and the straight draw, too.
- Oh, you had the flush draw.
I guess I should've
bet the turn.
I did bet the turn.
- You did bet the turn.
(laughing)
- We played so good.
Why are you raking in the pot?
I guess I should've
bet the river.
- That's the last hand, 1,600.
- 16?
- [Chris] Seat five, Cindy
Kerslake came all the way from
Canada to Las Vegas to play
on Poker Night in America.
- Oh my God, give me something.
- [Chris] That chair's
not made of helium.
We don't need you to sit
there and hold it down.
Let's play a hand.
- [Joe] Well, guess what,
it's 1,500 bucks just for her
to see a flop because
we are one, two, three,
four, five straddles into this.
Buh-bye, Cindy.
Smell you later.
- King-queen?
- Against Alan.
- [Chris] All right, let's
see who wants to call this.
I think this is definitely
the indication that this must
be the final hand of the
evening, I'm guessing.
- [Male Speaker] He was
talking like he didn't
want me to cal, though.
- [Joe] His hand's got more
straddling than the champagne
room and only slightly less
money being lit on fire.
- Jenn, this is yours,
you're winning this one.
- All right, I'm all in.
- I knew that was coming.
- All of it, Ryan?
Going the Alan
school of flipping?
- Alan school of I'm all in.
- [Alan] Let Alan have a peak.
- All right, I'm
gonna give you one.
There you go,
don't let him know.
- [Alan] Jenn, you want
some help, look at my face.
- I call.
- Watch.
- You call?
- [Joe] We are flipping
for $29,000, y'all.
- Can we run it twice?
- Oh God.
- We actually have
to flip it over.
- [Jennifer] I don't
have a very good one.
- Let's (bleep) go, Jenn.
- It's a race.
(all talking)
- [Bryn] What, no, Jenn, no!
No!
You gotta go for blood.
- Go for what?
- Jenn, can I get a peek?
- No, no peek.
- [Joe] We're gonna
run it two times.
The winner of each run
now will get half the pot.
(cheering loudly)
(all talking)
- [Bryn] I told you
one time for the blood.
- You've been trying to
get this kid all night.
- I know!
(cheering loudly)
You're so bad.
(all talking)
- [Joe] Half this
pot goes to Ryan Fee.
- That was one of my outs.
- Yeah, good, good.
OK, now keep them
all small, all small.
Small, small.
- [Joe] Run number two.
- [All] Oh!
- Got 'em.
- I need a five.
I need the last five.
- [Joe] There is one out left,
and it's been folded we know.
- Oh no.
No.
- I'm the losingest
player in Poker Night
in America history,
expect for Antonio.
Thank God for Antonio.
- Ryan, you're such
a lucky (bleep).
- You're a lucky (bleep).
I cannot believe
(bleep) that 10.
Goodbye money, goodbye chips.
Wow.
It is no coincidence
that Ryan Fee
and Jennifer Tilly are on
opposite ends of this list.
- That's what you get when
you flip for 29 grand.
Today was kind of
like an NBA game,
all the action in
the last two minutes.
We should do this
again sometime, I
mean, if you want to.
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