*whpoosh*
Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is
Jacksepticeye and welcome to
MARIO ODYSSEY! It's finally out. It just came out today!
I'm so excited to fuckin play it
So, this is right after the beginning of the game, we watched a little
cutscene and then we got introduced to Cappy, our little cap friend
here and I'm, fucking aw man, I'm jazzed
I'm buzzed, I'm ready to go
I haven't, I haven't done a whole lot so I'm not good at it yet
I don't really know all the buttons. I don't really know what's going on, I'm still getting used to it.
But I'm EXCITED.
Been looking forward to this game for a really really long time and I don't know if I'm gonna do
like a full series or anything cause this is one of those games that I didn't think
I was gonna do any videos on
I was gonna leave it all for just me time but
you know what? It's just a joyous time, why not share is all together
a little bit. Um, k destroy them
Ahhhh. *gleefully laughing*
Okay, I'm learnin'. Wait, does this have gestures? It does!
If I just
just flick the controller I can do that. So I can do this!
*cue Mario accent
Now I don't fall in the water
*Back to normal accent
Even though if I fall in the water it doesn't do anything cause I can swim
That ledge is awfully high. Hm, try throwing me at a frog
NOW I'M A FUCKING FROG BABY!!
Oh God,  oh that's horrifying
 
 
 
 
 
What the FUCK
SO... Does that happen every time Mario changes into something? He goes through
that 2001 Space Odyssey tunnel?
Okay
Oh god, I'm so fucking cute.
WHOO
Hoooly fuck. I need to go over here because there's some stuff up there
that I'm missing. Can I actually get up there now?
Heeehhya
Secrets!!!
Oh man this is delightful. This
is what video games should be. Just fun.
No need to mess around with any other shit
Wait, do I have any special powers that I can use to kill you guys?
Okay, I don't really have any attacks right now so I'm kind of, I *gets distracted
OH I Can just jump right on their heads.
I don't even have to jump all I have to do is walk into them
Awe man, there's a bunch back here that I didn't kill. COME HERE FUCKERS
WAAAA, hehehe BONG
It's actually kinda annoying.
There we go, there we go. Chain 'em together. C-C-C-
Combo-breaker. Press zl to return to normal form.
Okay! Oh, that is horrifying
Blehhhh
It's okay though, we're back. Mario's back in
action
What's this?
Whoa
Now, I can take way more damage. Fucking sweet.
Cappy, you're awes-That's the name of the guy by the way
Cappy
I know, it's not the most clever of names but it's a name
okay?
We all have one. Top hat tower
I can turn on the lights as well. Isn't that cute?
That Bowser monster has ruined everything. You said it
buddy. Bad days do happen, but you've
gotta keep a stiff upper brim
okay.
I like all your little analogies towards hats.
Oh even your lights are hats!
That's adorable
This is Cappy's world. *imiates coin sound IM RICH
Is there anything down there? I don't think so. Ooh, they're running out. Okay
uh-oh. Hi there!
Oh my god ah
That's horrifying
Eghh
*Imitates animals
Da Bowser boss warned me there'd be a fella
widda mustache comin' along
Guess we oughta introduce
ourselves. We're da wedding planners for da happy couple
Dey call us da motherfucker Broodals
That's not fair, he has three hats
okay, knock off his hats and then, huh,
Fuck yeah!
That wasn't so hard. Ahhahahaha
Wooooho
Let's do this. Can't fuckin mess with me if I just got this going on
Nice!!!
Whatdoya think of that?
Now he's dead. I killed him. OH MY GOD I DID.
I was- I was only jokin'
What about the rest of them?
Most impressive! Now let's use this wire to make our way onward. What you mean?
Oh my god
OH MY GOD
BYE!!
That's super cool. Yay!
Aw man this is delightful. I'm already having a good
time with this game.
Wow, the Cascade Kingdom. Fossil Falls
I see dinosaur fossils
This all seems very horrifying. It seems like Mario
doesn't want to be doing this
Ow
Have we ever seen Mario eat dirt before?
Our first power moon.
OH, I have to collect the moons
Woo! Yeah! What a ride!
We made it to Cascade Kingdom. I like you Cappy, you full of
positivity. Ah, amped from capturing a power line, must collect myself
haha, there should be an old airship around here somewhere
Let's see if we can find it. Ah the airship is called the Odyssey
That's why its called Mario Odyssey
aw yes
Okay, now I have a- What the frick are these?
I have a bit of a confession to make
A lot of people playing this game are saying that it's like
it reminds them of what it was like the first time they play Super Mario 64
I've never played Super Mario 64
cause I never had a system to play it when I was growing up
ah, we couldn't afford a Nintendo 64 back then
Um, so the first like proper console I got was
the Playstation 1 so I missed out on a lot of the old
Nintendo games. So
if this is what it was like playin that back then
I can only imagine, cause that was like the first like
really proper 3D game.
What do we do
Thank you Cappy. After throwing your cap
shake the pro controller again to perform a homing cap throw
Your cap with fly towards the nearest target
you can see. That's super handy when your aim is a little off
Look at that!
Okay lets try it
Wow! Cool!
I can knock over rocks, man there's just so much goin on
all the time in this game
It's awesome. Hello
Nice. Collect these first.
Can I become the- the dog chain dude? Ahh
Ohhh Yes!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh god Okay. I get it I get it. We have to wind up
back this way
Okay, Got it  Wohoo
FUCK YEAH DUDE.
Man, I feel like a child
more so then usual
What else can we do?
I know. wanna collect the moon first. Shine, get!
You got the moon. *Mario impression Our first power moon
Like how it says the date at the bottom right as well. Just in case you forgot
That's handy. Ohhh look who we have
Hilda, up on top. Well I'm gonna come beat your ass.
Oh, we've found a power moon. What a lucky break
This will come in handy to power the airship.
You ever seen anything like it?
What did you use to power the airship before?
I know, I wanna get in the water.
Why is there an empty picture frame here
Good question, Cappy.Maybe we have to come back later because there's a person in it
Harry Potter style. This is the airship?
It's looking a bit more rough than I'd expected. Ah no
It's just an older model. It certainly can still fly
Let's give it a shot, shall we? Just throw me on that globe there?
Ok.
It's just like, side eyeing me
ahh,
Do we- what do we need like six?
K, Uh Four!
And then we will be able to fly the ship. Got it. Uhh,
No, I can't do it.
C'mon Mario! For Fuck's sake
Wrong direction.
After all that it could actually just jump up on it normally. ah man
that's embarrassing
I-I've seen the trailer, I know I can become
a T-rex, okay? And I'm going to do it.
Look at him, he's so fucking cool.
YEEAAAH BABY
K, I can dash as well. Aw, Yes
Aw, no I'm sorry buddies.
I like how the T-rex has a mustache.
Aw man he's adorable
Here we go
That's what I needed you for
And also there's a special wall over here that I need you to destroy please
Woo there's another piece of a moon in there.  'xcuse me, go back to sleep
 
I Love that my method of getting down a hill faster
is to just turn into a ball
That's fucking cute
Hey, can I hit- can I do something with this?
Face pole press B to grab on
Go Mario!
Flip forward
Mario, you're a regular old acrobat. I still don't know how you get across
there
Nahhh
What's goin on over here.
Nooooo wayy
Noo wayy. Are you serious
Oh my god
That's so fucking cool.
Dudeee. I'm just regular old Mario now
That's bananas.
You fucking-You  mad geniuses, You did it
You blew it up
It's just a good time, man. And I'm back out!
That's genius. That's like um a Link between worlds
They did that. The Zelda game
Oh waaaa
Nice!
Sorry sir. I need to be you for a second
Can I kill one with the other?
Oh fuck yeah!
Awe I can't kill you though.
Nice! It bounced you both around a lot though
Any secrets? Oh I'm on top of the triceratops right now
Ah woohoo
I'm up here dude
Oh I wanna walk along them but I know I'm gonna fall and that'll piss me off
Cause I know I'll have to do the whole thing again.
Ehhhh god take it away!!! OH my eyes!
Can I become this?
I can!
Have you ever been killed by your own creation?
Oh my god! That was awesome
Got 'em
Ow ow ow ow ow
Get 'em, get 'em yes.
No what are you doing?
Stop it lady!
In your face! Pa boom!
Nice
Just tryin'  Oh she's got all pink
Aw someone's getting tired.
Hehehe. Oh my god you look like
a rabbit. Like Mario rabids rabbit.
Maybe it's suppose to be a reference to that. Now shes straight up dead.
Whoa the Sand Kingdom
I remember you from the trailer
What there's ice everywhere
I declare the Maiden Voyage of the Odyssey a complete success
Why is it so cold?I thought deserts were suppose to be hot
The top of that tower is shining?
How could that be? Could it be a power moon?
Agh hell yeah it could
Ah hill. Wooohoooo
Oh sorry, oh sorry sorry. S-so cold
Everything just f-froze all of a sudden
okay, I gotta save these people
Toastarena Town
I get it cause its toasty warm like a toastarena
Aw dude,I got some doritos
Ohhhh so the purple ones are specific currency for
that region
It's not, aw okay I get it. Look at the little feety prints I'm leaving
This game is so cute
Hey, what do you want me to do fellas?
Head for that bringht goldy light, okay?
I get it I'm not stupid. (Omg you just asked)
Wait can I? I can!
Nice! So I can just get around the whole town like this then?
Alright I don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna head to this tower
Bowser's footprints. Ah that's cool
Let's run all over them. Let's create new footprints. Fuck that guy
Let's do this
Ow. now that game music kicks in. Nice
So this is the actual, like, proper level then
I'm a fucking badass dude.
Oh secrets.
I think
YESSSS I can become a Bullet Bill
Do I have like fuel or anything?
Awe man, it's clever because you can become like really
specific things but you can't do a whole lot with them
So like I can become a Bullet Bill but you think would be
OP but I don't really have any elevation
I can just go around this plain, where ever I come out
Ah, so I can explode those. Okay.
And in old Mario games you'd have to lure him but in this
YOU become the hero
Im a fucking genius.(Lol Robin's editing) Head for that bright goldy light
What-What do you want me to do fellas?
Ground pound. I know how to do that you told me already
I know
Ohhh
You're telling me here for a specific reason. Man, I missed a bunch of them then
whoa whats going on with that sand
Can I stand on the sand?
I don't need the heart right now OH ANyway
I ALMOST COULD'VE NEEDED THAT HEART VERY THANK YOU
Oh it's another tootie th-section
th- its another tootie thection
I dont have Cappy anymore though
Just gotta do this all on my own now
Sorry Cappy, You were great friend while you lasted though
ah coins
God  so
What do I use coins for then if
I don't have any lives or anything
That- that are a question. That's a question I would like answered now please
HAHA Matrix dodge
Man it's so seamless
Can I?
Can't use you to go through that. Okay Fair enough
As I said you can only use it on the plane that you're on so
It has it's limits
Another Shine get
Awe c'mon it was right there. Fuck
 
Can I become you?
Whoa whoa whoa holy crap.
Okay
Ah shitte ball
That was stupid
Ah shite. I did it! I got it
I-I did it! I got it
I wanted to do it at the same time as they did. I wanted to feel like I was part
Of the thing. But I guess not. Was that the amount of moons
in this area? Thats a lot.
Whoa
Okay that happened. Moon shards in the sand.
ah ha look at that dude hes cool
what the- what the okay what do I do here
Dunno what's happening
Ohh boy
Go Cappy do it again
Imma stay over here for a sec. Nooo
Yes I am actually. I was gonna say no I'm not
cause everything was going wrong but okay yes I am
Oh jesus, oh god oh god dont kill me
Please I Like staying alive
Mannn
What's cool
I like how everything- everything that's happening I have a direct input on.
Normally these things are just happening in Mario levels and then you have to
kinda deal with them as they happen
But I'm the one making them happen now
Nicee I got it all
 
And we get a check point
Heck yeah!
Okay what is this
Its a piece of a moon
Where you goin? Hey, come back here
I can be you.
Wait what benefit is that?
Will you- will you guys not spot me if I'm like that *gasps
ah, secret hidden platforms. I get it
Hup, hup, hup, hup
I look like the guy from Night in the Museum
You bring gum gum dum dum
Look at this, birds are standing on nothing
Or are they? Go super glasses power.
K, I don't actually need them on all the time
to see where I'm going, I just need to see where the things are
Yes, hup hup hup hup hup
Yeah we did it everybody congratulations.
Now, I can go
waha
See you later buddy. Thank you
Oh, showdown on the inverted pyramid
It's Peach!
Peach and Bowser are here. I need to save her
She is my love
 
There's still more stuff to do back there but I can't get to it yet.
Oh god why did I do that
Oh-wrong-FUCK
Okay, I didn't know that that's what you do
I tried to jump through the- super jump forward
aw I lose coins if I die. I dont lose
lives anymore
Ah so okay now I know how to do that jump
while stationary.
I was trying to do the other jump.
Same buttons. Whatever. Same diff.
What's up here?
I see you Bowser, you big bitch. My beautiful sheep
The three of them have escaped and I'll never get them back
Dude, don't even worry
Go mr. sheep get in that pen
Oh god sorry.
Ah shit. In you go.
diddle do do do. There's one sheep for ya
Okay I'll get the rest in no time.
Is that a man with a car?
What's going on?
You're just a straight up man
I've got a customer waiting, but from the looks of this mess
I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Brrr
Whoa Jesus. Oh God my bad
Okay I'll help you in a lil bit
Are all the worlds like merging together or something.
Hello second sheep
Whoa God SORRY SHEEP. And the last sheep
Go on in there.
Yay. You were holding off on a power moon all this
time and you didn't give it to me? How dare you?
Herding sheep in the dunes.
That's something that I thought I'd never do but
you know what? Somebody has to do it. Oh god I have to do a bunch of shit in here.
uh oh
Didn't know I had to be inside the inverted pyramid
K, give me all these coins. Thanks
Thanks. Nooo
Did it. Nailed it. I'm the best.
Oh man.
Okay. That's new.
Ah Mario never had that shit before. Well,
this type of Mario never did
That's confusing as hell
Weeee. Oh man, why?
Okay well I'm not the best equipped right now to be going up against a Bowser
If that is indeed what I have to do next
But it's okay. Oh my god thats so cool.
Look at that shit
Oh man, okay thanks
Oh thank god. Where we goin Bill?
All the way across. That a boy Bill
Good job Bill. Love you Bill. Thanks Bill. Okay
Watch this shit
See that shit?
Actually not what I intended to do but it works and I'm happy
I wanted to spin my hat all the way around
For those who couldn't see I was doing this under the camera.
Okay, we're at full health. This is good.
Let's go kill Bowser and end the game
Aw not you guys again.
Wait I killed you
Lookin for the binding band chumps? Too bad the boss
has it now. And you guys ain't invited to
the wedding.
Oh God it's Kung loa
Oh jesus chri- I do not like you young lady.
Oh crap wait.
What do I do?
Not a fan.
Not a fan. Oh wait maybe I have to hit them back at her.
oh oh oh oh god oh god AHHH
FUCK
There we go. I hit that and that hit her.
A bouncy baby!! Okay she just became a hat.
Here you go. Ohhh
Nah shit
So I can throw my hat and just get it to go around and get all the points.
I didn't know I could end that sooner. Okay I have two hits left I need to not
be stupid
Which yeah fat chance of that happenin
Smackaroo
And then also
Smack the dack. That Broodal showed us
slowed us down a bit, we're still wracking up the power moons.
How odd? The inverted pyramid is
floating? And it's gotten so much colder
is this more then Bowsers doing? I say
He does make trouble, doesn't he? Oh Cappy
DONT Even get me started. Mario's gone through some shit with him.
Okay! Well I'm going to leave this episode of Mario Odyssey here. What an
absolute delight. What a treat for all the senses
Soo much fun to play
That-that's what I love most about it, that its just fun.
It's not- it's like a lot of stuff its doing is new
like the cap mechanics and all that. That's awesome
and going from
3D to 2D its kinda done that in some of the other games
before but just its just fun. You can get
Oh, sorry I moved my controller
And-and that's what I love about these types of games. Is that you just
get into a level and the game is basically like hey do whatever the fuck you want
just have fun
I love that. I love that philosophy of gaming.
A lot- A lot of games these days are like wait no
you have to look at this thing that we have specifically designed and you
have to look at it this way because we spent a very long time creating this.
And a lot times that works and thats fine and
I like games like that Uncharted is very much a game like that
And its starting to veer more towards hey do whatever the hell you want
but some games just
shoe horn you a bit too much and this
goes completely against any of that its just like- its just fun
I like that but for now
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE. IF YOU LIKED IT
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS
AND
high fives all around. *wipush wipush
THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO
YAAS OUTRO
SO SPOOPY
WELL, BYE YOU GUYS!
HAVE A GOOD DAY!
 
Do it! Wahaaa
