Thank the dean for allowing us to wed in the attendance hall.
Uh okay. Sure.
Well, how is everyone today?
You should ask yourself.
You're the one getting married.
I only wish we could have found a smaller place for the wedding.
After all, you know how I lack friends, and...
you three are the best I could do, really.
Uh...thanks.
Actually, Professor we took the liberty of inviting everyone we knew.
Oh, here they come now!
Well, what do you think of the dress?
You look absolutely terrific, Ms. Ruth.
Or should I say, Mrs. Professor?
Ruth's fine, dear.
Thanks for making me your bridesmaid.
It's like a dream come true.
Is that so?
(grunt)
Are you all right?
I'd like to be alone for a minute.
Well...okay.
Almost time...
Need to hold on...
Welcome, come in, come in.
Good to see you, good to see you!
Wait, hold up. Who the hell are you?
It's me, Felix.
From the Breckmore Research Institute?
Why're you wearing that mask?
A green blob monster ate my face, remember?
Oh yeah, that's right. Carry on.
Hey, Carl.
Can you go sit next to Wiglaf and make sure no one drinks him?
Ahh, the front row.
Perfect.
(laugh)
Has anyone seen the Professor?
The Einstein impersonator's here.
I think he was out by his car.
(Liz)
Professor?
Oh, yes, Liz.
We're ready to start the wedding.
Of course, I just had to finish packing for the honeymoon.
Where are you guys going?
Hawaii.
It's one of the few places neither of us have been to.
I've never seen you this happy before, Professor.
I'll be even happier when it's all over.
(Wiglaf laughs)
Sometime, somehow, you will grow soft.
Someone will drink me.
Yes, then I will return
and wreak havoc upon the world starting with--
Shut up or you're going back in the freezer.
(grumbling)
Ruth? It's time to get married, honey.
(panting) Yes, of course.
I'm coming.
(Einstein Impersonator)
Now that we're all here, let's begin.
These two wonderful people
whom I met only half an hour ago
are very special people.
They met each other in the vaguely distant past.
Married nearly twenty years ago.
Divorced nearly nineteen years ago
and have found each other again.
What you see before you is truth that love conquers all.
Love is the shining beacon to guide the inner sanctity of our loveful hearts.
Truly any and all ordeals--
Enough words.
Complete this wedding now!
The talking milkshake has a point.
Can we move onto the vows?
Of course, of course.
(clearing throat)
Repeat after me:
“I, the Professor”
I, the Professor
“take you”
Take you
“Ruth Coleman”
Ruth Coleman
“to be”
to be
“my”
my
"wife"
wife
"to"
to
"have"
have
"and"
(sigh) and
"to"
All we want is a short wedding.
We've already been married
can you just get it over with?
As you wish.
You're paying me $250 an hour, it's your decision.
Professor
Ruth
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may now kiss thyselves.
(clapping)
Yeah, yeah!
(sobbing) Absolutely wonderful.
This show of emotion has inspired me...
To give up your evil ways?
No
to crush you all even more upon my escape!
Why did we even invite you?
You're going back in the freezer.
No! No freezer, no!
There goes the happiest man and woman I have ever known.
Bless them.
Bless 'em both.
Next stop, Hawaii.
Can't...wait...
Is something wrong, dear wife?
Now...I need it now!
Need what?
Stop the car
(deep voice)
now!
Ruth, what's gotten into you?
Stop the car so I can get inside you.
What...who are you?
Where's Ruth?
My name is Xitlrzx.
The one you know as Ruth is dead.
Not possible!
She has been dead ever since I took her body.
We met by chance in Istanbul six months ago.
I sensed there was something different about her
compared to the normal human.
She had been to Hawk's Well.
Of that I was certain.
I promptly took control of her body and she became my puppet.
Get out of her!
Get out of her this instant!
You don't understand.
Even if I left her, there would be nothing left.
I devoured her brain.
You son of a bitch.
I read a lengthy letter she had been meaning to send you.
I needed to get close to you.
Learn all I could from you
so I could change hosts without detection.
Ruth's body is rejecting me.
So that's why you concocted this whole scheme.
Just so you could...
you could switch hosts.
What makes you think you'll have better luck with me?
I don't
but it's worth a try.
In the meantime
I can convince your students to go to Hawk's Well.
If your body rejects me
at least I'll have more options.
One of them will definitely suit me.
I'm not letting you!
It's inevitable.
I have certain powers at my disposal.
Powers way beyond you.
Wait, where are you going?
No, no! You can't!
(crash)
