Noob VS Guest Rap Battle
*fave sleeping on couch*
*fairy pops up, floating*
Fairy: time to get up fave!
Fave: holy crap, fairly odd parents on ROBLOX?
is this a new update?
Fairy: actually you only get one wish
Fave: ONE WISH? you're a bootleg cosmo, i
want the real ones!
Fairy: is that your wish?
Fave: uhh.. no
Fairy: okay i'm not playing around, you have
one wish
Fave: ooh, i think a noob vs guest rap battle
would be cool
Fairy: oh would it now?
i can make that happen
*POOF*
*stage*
*smokey*
Announcer: Coming LIVE from the Radio ROBLOX
Stage, first to our stage is someone who just
joined ROBLOX, this noob calls himself, Mom's
Spaghetti!
*noob walks in*
MS: You guys aren't ready, for MOM'S SPAGHETTI!
*crowd goes wild*
Announcer: and this noob's challenger, is
one without an account, one who couldn't even
talk, so we gave him a voicebox, introducing,
GUEST 69!!!!!
*guest walks in*
Guest69: GUEST 69, I'M REALLY FINE!!!!
Announcer: are you guys ready, to BATTLE?
Guest69: I'M READY TO RUMBLE!
I'M GUEST 69, AND THE CROWN IS MINE!
MS: MOM'S SPAGHETTI IS READY!!!
*ding ding ding*
*beat*
MS: okay, i'm speaking all facts, you think
you're all that, you don't even have an account,
you don't count, what goes around comes around,
people laugh at you, you're a clown, you're
NEVER gonna win, you're going down, the only
reason why you can make a sound is cuz they
gave you a voicebox, you wear a big bra, what
you gotta say next, brah?
Guest69: yeah uh-huh haha, i do think i'm
all that, your raps were so whack, who wrote
that, was it your pet kitty cat?
nuh uh i'm not done, i wanna shoot this noob
with a gun, i'll do whatever it takes to be
number 1, you stupid noob i saw your nudes,
and your little dude is smaller than a pimple
too, you smell like pickle juice, they don't
take me for a joke, you're getting exposed
you stupid lil hoe
MS: HOLD UP? to be number one you'll do WHATEVER
it takes? even deez nuts in your face? you
should've erased those lines, you waste of
time, i will take your life with this razor
knife, i'll make you die after i make you
cry, now take your time, i'm that guy you're
a lie, you're january and i'm july alriight
Guest69: alright? you're all wrong, little
dong, one inch long, microsoft, always soft,
little kid with a little shrimp, you noobie,
you'll never see no boobies, you smell like
doodie, you prolly eat poopy, now where's
your room key, you gotta go back to your hotel,
oh well...
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WHO WON THAT?
WAS IT THE NOOB, WAS IT THE GUEST?
VOTE IN THE COMMENTS!!!
*outro*
