Yeah
A Toy called Gizmo
Zippy from Rainbow
A CD by Hearsay
We sold them eBay
My house is filled with this crap
Boxes and bubble wrap
I hope and pray
We can sell it all on eBay
Tell me why...I’m addicted to the car boots
Tell me why...I need more crash bandicoots
Tell me why...I’m sat here listing everyday
To make money on eBay
Come buy my 8 track
Just check my feedback
**Top Seller** they all say
They love us on eBay
Gonna sell...a big pile of chupa chups caps
Gonna sell...ladies underwear complete with flaps
To Michelle...for her foreplay
She found us on eBay
Are you the one who will send me an offer
And not even bother to pay, whooah
Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
Just cough up the god damn dough!
I'll buy your old tat
Sell it, to you right back
Wait-ing...Wait-ing...Wait-ing...Wait-ing
And there’s the ker-ching
Wrapping junk to send in the mail
From last night’s auction sale
Fingers crossed it finds it’s way
And not left on the driveway
Wanna buy...a He-Man figure new in box
Wanna buy...a Build a Bear Goldilocks
Wanna buy...a Popped Wilson from Castaway
We sell them on eBay
Wanna list...death piles are out of control
The wife’s not happy with this blackhole
We will be...millionaires some day
When we sell it all on ebay
What we sell on eBay
