Welcome to the breakfast club,
here we discuss *inaudible gibbering*
Oh my god I cannot say it.
and we discuss *messes up again* - I can't say it!
*clearly articulating* 'we discuss'
You know, for someone who got full marks at English GCSE
You would think I'd be able to talk the language but um,
apparently not.
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If it's your first time here, welcome to the breakfast club
Here we discuss roughly 12% of what is going on, on YouTube
Today I've got myself a nice bowl of fruit,
with some Nutella, come peanut butter, and honey.
because I - uh - need to be healthy. Because my skin is a mess right now.
so,
So obviously today i'm going to be talking about, you know - The Pauls
because you know, what would I be,
If I didn't talk about The Pauls. All the time.
I actually made notes on this so I didn't get anything wrong
pulling up the receipts!
As we all know - Greg Paul, little bit of a creepy man.
I've spoken about this before
You know, not got a great track record with young girls.
he's a bit weird
but some hackers by the name of 'Digital Gangsters' recently released a
Greg Paul sex tape.
which you know, is definitely what I look for when I browse for categories on PornHub
just, 'Greg Paul'
So the original tweet tags Jake and Logan Paul
and asks what their dad's been doing,
And then there's obviously a quote
or i'm assuming a quote, from the video itself.
the main piece of proof that people are using to prove this is Greg
is the headboard in the video,
is supposedly the exact same headboard
as Greg himself has posted in the past, of his bed. So,
y'know it's looking pretty damnning
For poor ol' greg
I've made it pretty clear in the past - i'm not the biggest Paul fan
I'm not a fan of the paul brothers and i'm also not a fan of the Pauls in general.
erm, but,
I don't think anyone deserves to have their um,
their private videos or photos leaked
and I think that people should have the respect not to share it,
if it is leaked
because no matter who it is, you know
that's someones life and y'know it's just not cute, is it?
unless you leak it yourself, then In which case you could be doing as well as Kim K
maybe that's the angle Greg was going for,
Maybe he thought, 'I'm fed up of my sons having all the limelight'
'I'm gonna leak this tape and um, Pornography with The Pauls'
and maybe they can have a crossover episode with the Kardashians
once every season
Obvoiusly the next thing i'm going to talk about is of course,
Jake cheating on Erika.
Now the reason I find this quite funny is because I think Jake has got himself into a bit of a pickle here,
Jake was sending dms from January of this year until now,
with a British model,
called Selena,
when Nick Crompton said 'England is my city',
he felt that, and he thought ; 'yeah, i'm gonna get me an English girl'
now Selena outed him on her Instagram,
even showed videos of the messages to prove thy were legitimate,
and in the middle of doing that he blocked her,
so she couldn't see the messages anymore.
He essentially was going to fly this girl out to see him,
and to basically you know, get it on
*let's get it on by Marvin Gaye plays*
this may actually you know ring a bell for some of you
because when Alissa Violet left team 10,
she said that her and Jake were together and he kept flying girls ou to sleep with him,
and he denied it and said they were never together in the first place.
now Jake's in a little bit of a pickle here,
because he eitherhas to admit that he cheated on Erika,
and tried to fly this girl out to sleep with her,
not great for him and his child-friendly audience - it's a good thing Disney already dropped him.
Or he has to admit that his relationship with Erika was never real
and so he can't have cheated on her, either way-
y'know, it's not looking great for the old Jake Paul is it?
the Pauls went from being so, so great last year
and being the first- I say great,
I say that in terms of their numbers purely,
they went from being like the fastest growing on the platform,
to this year - even their DADS involved in the drama!
All I can keep thinking of is that saying "you either die a hero,
- or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
and that's exactly what I think is happening here
I think the Pauls have, they grew so fast that they could only maintain
their relevancy by doing things that were even more outlandish and extreme,
and what's happened is, they created like their own little microcosm
of things that were acceptable,
and they kept pushing that limit,
until their morality, and their morals are on a completely different scale now
to everyone else's, they're not
even on the same planet anymore,
like I don't think they can genuinely distinguish what's real and what's not
and what's going to happen is they're literally un-doing themselves,
no-one's gonna want to work with them,
I think at this point the Pauls are so far-gone that even Shane Dawson can't revive them.
That's it for today's breakfast club
I've got other things to do today like y'know,
watch that Greg Paul sex tape on repeat
Seriously though on the real don't watch people's leaked nudes, leaked sex tapes,
I just chucked a raspberry.
Don't look at people's leaked photos, videos. It's just crude.
It's not nice, like,
That's someone's life dude, even if it is Greg Pauls.
If you liked this episode on the breakfast club give it a cheeky little thumbs up,
If you didn't like it, give it a thumbs down
it's a free world, you do you boo.
And I will see you on Wednesday, with another video.
It's gonna be a banger, i'm very excited about it.
so be there or be square. Byeeeee
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