(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] The
following is a presentation
of the United Wrestling Network.
- Welcome to
Championship Wrestling
Presented by West
Coast Pro Wrestling.
I am Bimbo Jimbo
Kincaid, coming to you,
yet again, out of my home
here in San Francisco.
And as we have now flipped
the calendar over into June,
I do think it's important
to take a moment
and just recognize
the encouraging signs,
a plan has been
rolled out for return
of some of the things that we've
so desperately been missing
here during this pandemic.
I for one already opted for
the in-home haircut and shave
that was so desperately needed.
But I am truly
encouraged by the signs
that we are seeing now.
And one of the many
things that I have learned
during this time is
just how important
entertainment is to all of us.
Which why it has
been my great honor,
and will continue to be,
to help provide that source
of entertainment to all
of you Wrestling fans
through Championship Wrestling.
And that's exactly what
we're going to continue
to do right here today.
As we go back into the archives,
and we head back to the Percy
Pringle III Cup Tournament,
the neon phenomenon Anthony Idol
will be taking on
Uptown Andy Brown,
and in our main event,
the United Wrestling Network
Television Championship
will be on the line.
Reigning champion Dan
Joseph defends against
my broadcast partner,
timeless Levi Shapiro.
Will the timeless
one be able to get
some gold around his waist?
You're gonna have
to wait and see.
This is Championship Wrestling,
so sit back, relax, and enjoy.
- [Commentator] The
following contest
is a six man Tag Team match
scheduled for one call.
Introducing first the
team of Steven Tresario,
Ikito Murray, and Mikey O'Shea.
- [Keneley] Set for action
on Championship Wrestling
from Hollywood,
strange alliance here,
as last time we saw these
three unique individuals
they were battling it out
in a triple threat match.
Now they'll have to team up.
They have to get along,
absolutely essential.
Let's see how how Mikey
fares well with theses two
considering that he's
beat the tar out of them
a few short weeks ago.
(whimsical music)
- [Commentator] And
introducing their opponents.
And coming to the
ring, hi Kid Issace,
the king of Super Beetle
and Sweet Robin Shaw,
the Friendship Farm
and Frankie Frank.
- [Jassick] Boo, Boo.
- [Keneley] Oh, get
over yourself Jassick.
- [Jassick] Terrible, absolute
terrible atrocities Keneley.
- [ Keneley] How can
you be on a bad mood
when these three come out.
What a cavalcade of
characters we got.
- [Jassick] What a
catastrophe of character
is what you mean Keneley
This is ridiculous,
it's a mockery.
Oh my goodness Shaw's
gonna break the ring.
♪ Way downtown 
- [Jassick] Friendship Farm
along with that
man Frankie Frank
who made his way into
the PP3 tournament.
Had an excellent showing
in the quarter final.
Not able the advance
into the semi's
but impressive none the less.
Six man tag team action.
- [Crowd] Four, three, two, one.
- [Jassick] You know this
is very unique Keneley
'cause we have on both sides,
we have this sort of descension
in the ranks in both sides.
Mikey Callaghan ad
to come in there
and do everything he
can to make sure that
he teams well with these
people that he just beat up
a short time ago
and its obvious that Rob
and Shaw and Super Beetle
absolutely hate each other.
Let's see how well they
do tonight as well.
(bell rings)
Well what a
heavyweight showdown,
super heavyweight
showdown we have here.
- [Keneley] Mikey
O'Shea in there.
With Sweet Robin Shaw.
It's wrestling cliche.
But I think I can truly
say, I hope the ring
has been specially reinforced
but now there you
see the descension.
O'Shea wanted the
walkup with Shaw
but Tresario who got the
victory, who was opportunistic
in that triple-threat
match-up, tags himself in.
- [Jassick] Very, very bad idea,
already making
the big man angry.
You don't do that, you
know you saw what happened
last time he did that.
With Mickey you don't do that,
with someone like Mikey,
especially if you're going
against a man like Shaw
but now Frankie's om there
with his tie his clip on
tie or whatever that is.
Again now I keep on saying
it's an illegal foreign
object, Keneley.
- [Keneley] Well Frankie's
got some rhythm to.
He's been hitting the
lounge in every town,
has Frankie Frank, and of
course Steven Tresario,
the twitching time
bomb as he's known.
Frankie Frank needs
to be hitting the gym.
That's what he need to be
hitting at that pudding belly.
(crowd groans)
Big shot there by Tresario
in the early going.
First pin fall or submission
will score the win in this.
- [Crowd] West side story.
- [Keneley] Tresario was
in years PP3 tournament.
Frankie Frank
qualifying this year.
- [Crowd Member] Oh, here we go.
- [Keneley] So an
interesting match up,
here in the thick of PP3 season,
scoop and a slam by Tresario.
Follows up nicely
with the elbow drop.
- [Jassick] I've got
to give it to Tresario.
- [Keneley] Here's the cover.
He was definitely foolish
to tag himself in there
but it looks like
he's holding his own
against Frankie Frank.
With a mentor like Mickey,
you never know what direction
you can possibly go.
Micky may be able to lead
this young man to
victory tonight.
- [Referee] Two.
- That's two.
- [Keneley] Working over
the arm is Tresario,
tripling up on that arm
ringer, looking to send him in
but nice agility there
by Frankie Frank.
He can hit the hight note and
hit the quick pace as well.
Drop kick Frankie Frank
takes down Tresario,
looking to press the offense,
tag made to the big man.
Sound strategy here.
Get the big guy in
there to do some damage.
- [Jassick] Absolutely
but the only problem is
Robin Shaw, see he
just got the tag
and he's already winning.
He's already gassed,
you can tell.
He's already out of breath,
he's gotta tag himself out.
- [Keneley] I disagree.
- [Jassick] Look at him
now he's in for donuts.
He's like where are the donuts?
- [Keneley] He blocked
from the Jaw breaker.
The follow up drop kick.
The big man's rocking and
reeling, but would not go down.
- [Wrestler] Go, Shaw, get him.
- Can you stand, Shaw?
- Yes, Shaw.
- [Keneley] All that,
now being tagged in.
You never, see now, this is not
very good position for
Robin Shaw to be in.
You've an absolute
fresh person in there.
Robin Shaw's wrestled
for about 30 seconds.
That's like four minutes
for a regular person
Ikito Murray runs write
into that big scoop slam
and he got dropped
with authority.
- [Wrestler] Tag me in.
- [Keneley] And I don't think
Murray gonna be all that,
he might be an oil
slick on the canvas here
if he's is a recipient,
and more of this offense,
look out.
(crowd boos)
Ikito Murray, a
change in demeanor.
He used to be fun loving say
he was all that, colorful
but then he, you know, lost
in a qualifying match up
for the PP3 by throwing his
opponent over the top rope
and a little bit more
of a serious demeanor
but nothing serious about this.
- [Jassick] Well
Murray's an idiot, okay.
Everybody here knows the rules,
they know exactly what
you're supposed to do
and you don't take advantage
to cover, over your opponent
and throw them
over the top rope.
Its a very, very dangerous move.
Murray has no respect
for people's safety.
That's exactly why he's there.
Thank god he's not all
that and a bag of chips,
otherwise Robin Shaw would
have been flatten out.
- [Jassick] Mickey
O'Shea recently erupted
back on the scene
in that triple threat
match we spoke of
and he was dominate throughout.
Was not instrumental in
the final pin fall of that.
Watch to though,
for Ikito Murray.
I don't think O'Shea
saw him, he does now.
Oh, that ends badly
though, for Super Beetle.
- One, two, three.
- It's the big slam near fall.
- [Keneley] Very, very smart,
but look at Mickey right now.
He said you could of hurt me.
- [Jassick] And look at
the disrespect by Tresario.
Already again
disrespecting Mickey.
And you can see
that Mickey's eyes,
he's a little bit aggravated
by his teammates right now.
- [Keneley] Well you
know, it worked out
because of the
strength of O'Shea.
The drop kick by Ikito Murray,
into the slam, now
Tresario in control.
This wild match up.
- Rip it off the mask.
- Continues after this.
- Rip it off, rip it off!
- [Keneley] Will you stop.
- [Commentator]
Welcome back everyone
to Championship Wrestling
throughout the break.
Grinding offense by Steven
Tresario, he has maintained
the advantage for his team.
You talked about dissension,
there was some dissension
before the break,
Into Gurry though!
He's not gonna be able
to snap himself out of
this one, but he makes
the tag to Keta Murry
likewise tag made to Frankie
Frank, two freshmen in
this wild six man
tag team affair.
- [Commentator] And Frankie
Frank has a ball of fire
inside his heart right now.
Going right after Murry
with that triple shot
close line there, but Murry
capitalizes with a jaw breaker,
a nice little kick
for good measure,
keep the change Frankie
Frank your outta here!
- [Commentator] Great
series of offense.
Oh, What a flying knee,
spinning him round
and round helicopter
room with the knee
into the cover
almost puts him away!
What a strike!
Frankie Frank didn't know
which way was up after that.
- [Commentator] You
know, Keta Murry
is an absolute beast in there.
You know, I didn't have a
lot opportunities to see
much of that offense when
he was going against Mikey,
but now that he's on Mikey's
side he's definitely pushing
in that aggression that he
should've had earlier on
with Mikey on the offensive
side, but look at the face
that you could still tell that
they're angry at each other,
they're forcing each others
tags in, they're not working
together, this is
attend able right now!
They have to have absolute
capitalize how to work as a team
and that's what
they're doing Kennelly,
this might be over right now.
- [Commentator] Well, dissension
may be as O'Shay goes for
the cover here, they did pull
off a double team maneuver
despite their best efforts.
- [Commentator] Well you know
what they might be finally
starting to get along and
that's very pivotable.
You absolutely have to get
along with your teammates in
order to win a match, it's a
tag team match, you can't just
go in there and go into
business for yourself.
That was absolute nasty!
Frankie Frank you might
need to take that tie off
and tie it around those nipples
'cause they might
be going after that.
Oh and a second one
for good measure!
God Bless America Kennelly!
- [Commentator] O'Shay one
of the heaviest hitters in
the history of this program,
He's had some wars in
the past, Great to
see him back here in
the bright lights of Hollywood.
Mikey, O'Shay he gets
that big body move
and he can go zero to painful in
a hurry as Frankie Frank is
finding out the hard way.
I don't think Frankie Frank
is going to come back for
a encore performance after this.
Release, Snap, Suplex
there by O'Shay
looking to put him away is
the big man, here's the cover.
Frankie Frank finds
a way to kick out.
- [Commentator] And it says
a lot about a mans strength
when he goes a suplex
who doesn't need to
hold on to put you
all the way over, Mikey
is literally just throwing
Frankie Frank clear
across the ring right now.
Stalking his prey
and you're right,
he's a very big man, but
his quick and his agile
and once he gets that
big body moving it
is bad news for the recipient.
- [Commentator] But don't
sleep on the power of these
strikes by Frankie Frank he's
a big competitor as well, Oh!
One of the oldest tricks in
the book maybe he learned that
from the Scrap Daddy, Scrap
Iron Adam Pierce, and their
battles back in the day.
Well it maybe a little more
Scrap Iron here, is he
thinking piledriver, I thought
that the momentum takes
Frankie Frank over the top,
backstabber there!
- [Commentator] That's a lot
of weight to fall on your
back there Kennelly. That
can be very very dangerous,
Mikey Mike needs to go out
and get that tag
going to his party.
Get your Surry or Murry out
there, get them in there, get
the fresh man in there and take
advantage of Frankie Frank,
but he doesn't wanna
do it, look at him!
Oh my goodness Did
you see that Kennelly?
- [Commentator] Begrudgingly,
in a way makes the tag and
that brings in sweet Robin
Shaw who's fresh, he's got that
big friendship express, running
and rolling down the tracks,
chew chew indeed, Chewing
up the competition.
- [Commentator] And you know
the thing about Shaw is he
could just turnaround and
could already be in the other
corner, it's very
dangerous man to be.
- [Commentator] Oh Look at this!
- [Commentator] Oh my God!
- [Commentator] Wow, Double
body slam By Frankie Frank
and Super Beatle,
dropping the leg!
And they're pretty
happy with efforts,
but I gotta ask you this
Jessick, who's the legal
man in this scene at this point?
- [Commentator] Oh I've lost
all control, absolutely have
absolutely no idea
what's going on!
And neither does Shaw
now with those two kicks.
- [Commentator] Micky
going in to finish him off!
- [Commentator] Oh My,
What a body slam by O'Shay!
Shay to the silver dome.
- [Commentator] Oh but
look nobody can make a pin
nobody can capitalize 'cause
their all arguing over
who's going to pin O'Shaw here.
Doesn't get it done, kick out.
By sweet Robin Shaw, after
his team couldn't get
on the same page, but I
gotta imagine that Tresario
was the legal man, he was
allowed to go for the cover.
O'Shay has had enough.
- [Commentator] O'Shay
might be outta here,
he might be walking
away, look at him.
Look Murry now is too, is out.
- [Commentator] O man Mikey
doesn't like it and neither
does Keta Murry, leaving
Trisario all by his lonesome.
He might snap indeed
here look at this.
Wrist control there
by Frankie Frank.
Oh looking for a little
double team action here.
- [Commentator] O'Shaw
couldn't quite get
a hold of that,
But that was good!
- [Commentator] Caught
him with the bug juice.
All that body weight down
and they pick up the win.
(bell ringing)
- [Announcer] Here
are your winners!
Frankie Frank and
the Friendship Farm!
- [Commentator] Bug Juice
there, as we look back at
the action, brought to you
by the PP3 Blockbuster.
You can see it live, February
23, Oceanview Pavilion.
Let's take a look back at the
action and how it all ended.
Friendship Farm hits that new
double team finishing maneuver
the Bug Juice squashed Tresario,
like a bug for the one,
two, three, David
Marques standing by.
two, three, David
Marques standing by.
- Okay Todd, thank
you very much.
Standing by here with
the Friendship Farm.
Frankie Frank, Friendship Farm,
you know you've had big success
as of late, why don't you
tell the people about
this new found confidence.
- I just had to keep
working hard, after that
match I had with Ray, yes you
know, everybody was against me
that time and I believe that,
but after that match I got
everybody behind my
back and you know what?
The band was just
tuning up right now,
but we're ready for 2020!
This year is going to
be Frankie Frank year!
- All right friends
Frankie Frank says this
is his year and we will be back
with more PP3
semi-finals action.
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat samba music)
- [Crowd] Boo!
[Announcer] And,
introducing his opponent!
Being accompanied to
the ring by Ray Rosas,
from Avocado
Heights, California.
Weighing in at 205 pounds,
Uptown Andy Brown!
- [Crowd] Boo!
- [Keneley] As of late,
Andy Brown and Ray Rosas
have been thick as thieves,
and that's fitting,
because they've been
stealing victories.
- [Commentator] Ha,
stealing victories,
you call that stealing, Keneley?
I call it absolute
persistence in your dreams,
and that man right
there, Andy Brown,
is going in there right
now, to seal his fate,
get one step further,
go all the way,
to that PP3 cup
victory, Keneley.
I can't wait for this one.
- [Keneley] Such a different
demeanor in Andy Brown,
just so shocking, used to
be so fun loving, energetic,
- [Commentator] You
saw where that get him,
you saw where that
got him, Keneley.
- [Keneley] It got him to the
Hollywood Heritage Championship,
it got him to winning
the Red Carpet Rumble.
There's only so much a man
can gain when he loses it all,
he'll snap, and that's exactly
what happened to Andy Brown,
Andy Brown is no
longer a company man,
he's in there to go into
business for himself,
and under tutelage of
Ray Rosas I guarantee you
he's gonna go all the way.
- [Man In Crowd] One on one!
- [Referee] Are you ready?
- [Commentator] Neon
Phenomenon, Anthony Idol,
taking on the malcontent
in Andy Brown,
(crowd chanting)
Andy Brown, a lot of
championship history,
on this program.
- [Crowd] Andy, Andy
Brown, trashcan Andy Brown.
- [Commentator] What
are they saying?
They're saying something
about Andy Brown.
See, look, the fans love him!
- [Crowd] Andy, Andy
Brown, trashcan Andy Brown.
(claps)
- [Keneley] Oh he seems
unfazed by the adulation,
if that is what is,
but Idol, not without
his support as well.
- [Crowd] Idol, Idol, Idol!
- [Keneley] Neon Phenomenon
trying to ride that wave
of momentum, and stalling
tactics early, by Andy Brown.
- [Commentator] Stalling
tactic, call it what you want,
it's a matter of
fact is Andy Brown's
not gonna get in there
until Andy Brown
wants to get in there.
It's a very clear
message to Idol.
This is his match,
it's his rules
He will go in there
and do what he...
Look! See right there
he's making his move!
Making a move! Boom!
Like I told you, Keneley!
Right in there to start the
match hot like Brown wanted to!
Here we go Andy Brown!
Steal your victory, buddy!
- [Keneley] Yeah, making
a move from behind
After the distraction
by Ray Rosas.
These two a formidable duo, but
this is supposed to be
a one on one contest.
Again, fans, we've
got to remind you
that this is a PP3
semifinal matchup.
The winner of this will
go on to the finals.
Blatant choke here
by Andy Brown.
We thank and welcome
everybody watching
Championship Wrestling presented
by West Coast Pro Wrestling
for the first time on
ABC7 San Francisco KGO.
Look at this, spinebuster!
(crowd cheering)
That's right out of the
playbook of Andy Brown
and now grabbing the
leg from the outside.
Idol would have had
momentum in this matchup.
Clipping the knee now is
Andy Brown, this is wrong.
- [Commentator] This is
Idol's fault is what it is.
Think about this,
Keneley, if you want to
win that cup, you want to
cash it in for the gold,
or whatever championship
you want to cash it in for,
you have to have
the wherewithal to
keep your championship
around your waist.
And it's somebody
like Idol who makes
stupid mistakes like that
in the semi-qualifying match
is nowhere near ready to
hold the belt, Kenely.
- [Kenely] Semifinal
match with a
place at the table on the line.
- [Crowd] Idol!
Idol! Idol! Idol!
- [Kenely] Crowd now
behind Idol after the
questionable tactics
there, as Ray Rosas has
cast a big shadow
on the outside.
Andy Brown very powerful
but I don't know
if he's powerful enough to
take the big man up and over
with the suplex. Transitions
to strikes, calls the audible!
- [Commentator] I don't know
about calling the audible,
he had that in mind
the whole time!
He said let's throw... let's
throw Idol off his game,
let's make him think he's
going in for a suplex
and then give him the
shot right to the head.
And continuing to
work to the head now!
(Idol grunts)
(punches land)
- [Commentator] Oh,
but Ant- you know what
but Anthony Idol, you
want to talk about
a playbook out of
Andy Brown's book,
look at the elbows
by Anthony Idol to
Andy Brown right now.
Absolute garbage.
- [Referee] Hey! Hey! Rosas!
- [Kenely] And now
more, more distraction
on the outside
coming to his aid.
Anthony Idol was going for
a big running power slam
that could have punched
his ticket to the finals,
and saved by Ray Rosas.
- [Commentator] I'll tell
you what was happening,
Anthony Idol was about throw,
was about to walk back...
What?!
- [Keneley] You want
to talk about throwing?
- [Commentator] What?!
- [Keneley] The
referee's gonna throw
Rosas right out
of here! (laughs)
- [Commenatator] That is
garbage! What has Ray Rosas
done to you, ref? What
has he done to you?
(impact sound)
- [Keneley] Idol brings in
Andy Brown the hard way,
and finally we've got
a one on one affair
much to the chagrin
of Andy Brown.
- [Commentator] This
is absolute trash.
Anthony Idol now
taking advantage...
- [Crowd] Ohhhh!!
- [Commentator] There you
go slap him in the face
for good measure.
Taking advantage of the
stupid decision made
by the referee to get
Ray Rosas out of here...
(slam sound)
- [Crowd] Ohhhh!
- [Commentator] Oh my god!
- [Keneley] What a choke slam
by the Neon Phenomenon...
(crowd gasps)
- [Keneley] Maybe call him
the Neon Phenom after that.
- [Commentator] I am
not at all concerned,
Andy Brown has him right
where he wants him.
Kenely, you'll see,
you'll see he's gonna
pull through this and go
all the way to the end,
just like I predicted, Keneley.
- [Keneley] Well, looks
like it's gonna be the
Idol Overdrive if he
can hit it. He does!
Center of the ring,
is that gonna do it?
- [Crowd] 1, 2, 3!
- [Commentator] No!
- [Keneley] Indeed! Wow!
(bell rings)
- [Ring Announcer]
Here is your winner!
Advancing to the finals of
the PP3 Cup, Anthony Idol!
- [Keneley] Anthony
Idol gets the victory
we take a look
back at the action,
brought to you by
the PP3 Blockbuster
coming your way February 23rd.
And that's fitting,
because Anthony Idol
makes his way to the finals,
let's look at it here.
The outside interference
by Ray Rosas,
ejected by the official...
- [Commentator] Garbage.
- [Kenely] And then, Idol
gets the Idol Overdrive
and he's in overdrive
to the finals.
Our own David
Marquez standing by.
Our own David
Marquez standing by.
- [Commentator] Ask
him why he's a cheater.
- [Marquez] Okay,
friends. Standing by here,
Anthony Idol you just
advanced to the finals,
what's going on in your mind?
- [Idol] I tell you what,
I got one thing on my mind,
and it's that big PP3 cup.
And I got a message for you,
"Mister I don't
care," Ray Rosas,
I care. I care big
time. And I'll show you
how much I care,
when I get my hands
around your scrawny
neck, Ray Rosas!
I'm gonna break
you in half, man!
'Cause I'm gonna be the
dude that makes Percy say,
"Ohhh yeahhh," one
more time baby.
- [Marquez] All right, Anthony
Idol ladies and gentlemen!
Moving on in the
PP3 Cup, and we'll
be back right after this.
(intense music)
- [Announcer] The following
contest is a tag team match
scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, at a
combined weight of 349 pounds,
Adriel Noctis and
Sketch Wasted Youth.
- [Announcer] Switching
gears to tag team action.
A team that was really
rising through the ranks,
including in an impressive
shot at the tag team titles,
until they ran
into a road block,
in a big way, with
the Wolf Zaddies.
They get a rematch against
the dominant team right now!
Good luck, Social
Degenerate Nerds.
(intense music)
(audience cheers)
- [Announcer] And
introducing their opponents
from Meat Mountain, at a
combined weight of 445 pounds,
Latino Meat, Che Cabrera,
and Bad Dude Tito,
The Wolf Zaddies.
- [Announcer] Wolf Zaddies
were impressive in victory
ever since erupting
back on the scene here.
Had a victory over the
Classic Connection,
victory over Wasted
Youth but a rematch here.
(howls)
Wasted Youth did what they
could to stick and move,
we'll see if they went
back to the playbook,
if they've got an answer
to the unmitigated power
possessed by the Wolf Zaddies.
- [Announcer] Well, the
Wasted Youth definitely
have to pull in new
trick up their sleeve,
something that the Wolf
Zaddies hasn't seen yet.
That's the only way
they're gonna be able
to capitalize on this team.
The Wolf Zaddies is nobody
to be messed around with,
and someone like Sketch, I
mean, the man has got to be
you know, a buck 25 soaking wet,
has absolutely no chance in
there right now with Tito,
unless he does something
like that, of course,
being a degenerate and
pushing him from behind.
Trying to raise the
ire of the big man,
that might be a
losing proposition,
but nice escape early by
Sketch the Skate Park Scumbag,
as he refers to himself.
Nothing fancy about
that right hand by Tito.
Tito, former Hollywood
Heritage Champion,
Red carpet Rumble winner,
he's has really done it all.
(grunts)
The Sketch is trying
to do something
real, real fancy
there with Tito,
and Tito just did
not fall for that.
Very, very smart wrestler
(shouting)
is Tito.
(grunts)
Just punishing Sketch right now.
Shot after shot here.
Forearms and chops a-plenty
being served up by the Bad Dude.
(thuds)
Exploder suplex and
you can see the agony
etched on the face
of the youngster
and they're in
trouble in a hurry.
Tag made to Latino Meat,
Che Cabrera comes
in with a senton.
Che Cabrera comes
in with a senton.
Talk about making an entrance,
into the cover now looking
to putting him away
only a count of two.
You know, there has
been some dominate teams
in the history of
this program, Jasick,
I think of the likes
of the Reno Scum,
The Tribe Natural Selection.
- Anchors Away.
- [Announcer] This
team, yeah sure,
this team might take the cake
when it comes to physicality.
(groans)
Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker
there by Cabrera.
- [Announcer] You know Cabrera
has teamed with others,
Tito has teamed with others,
to find each other in
such a dominating fashion
(thuds)
is very, very bad news
for their opponents.
Speaking of which right there.
(thuds)
From bad news to Bad Dude,
Tito comes in again
looking for the cover.
- [Announcer] Absolutely.
Tito is stalking his
prey, that's what he does.
Cabrera does the
exact same thing,
and I will first admit
that Cabrera was foolish
for doing what he
did with Watts.
Putting the mask on
the line is Rogelio,
and leaving the
company of Howdy Price,
but I'll tell you that Tito
has definitely saved his hide,
that's absolute
evident right now,
as they punish Noctis just
like they did with Sketch.
More double teaming
(thuds)
when you have those two,
it's more like a triple
or quadruple team when you
factor in the power, the size,
and the cover counted two again.
(groans)
Little something extra there
grinding the form on the cover.
That looks something like out
of your old playbook, Jasick.
- [Announcer] I have a
lot of plays, Kennelly,
I'm not done yet.
I might just look a
little bit chunky,
but there's 180 pounds of muscle
behind this 260 pound frame.
- [Announcer] Full Nelson,
into the rear naked choke,
and now tying him
up he's got the arm
seized in there as
well, well look at this!
(thuds)
Into a stunner, you gotta
really go deep into the playbook
to try and take the big
man down, and they do.
So, we talked about
changing up strategy,
we're seeing what
they came up with.
- [Announcer] That's something
I haven't seen them do before
or anybody has done before.
Honestly, that's brand new
and that definitely
caught Jay by surprise,
caught this audience
by surprise too.
- [Referee] Tag, let's
go, out of the ring.
- [Announcer] Mighta been
doing a little video gaming
to come up with
that unique offense.
Flying knee by Adriel Noctis.
Sketch closes the
gap in a hurry,
and they're gonna have to
double team to be effective,
but dividing and trying
to conquer right now
as the Bad Dude, look at this,
using Sketch as a weapon.
(thuds)
Into the Bad Dude driver.
- [Announcer] Very, very
scary it is for Sketch.
- [Announcer] That could do it.
That could do it, look out here.
Sketch finds a way to kick out.
Very smart tag team wrestling
when you do everything you can
to take out somebody's partner.
That's their backbone,
that's their support system.
If you take that away, you
have a two-on-one match,
absolute deadly
for the opponent.
- [Announcer] And wow we
see the strength on display
by the Bad Dude, the blood
running to the head of Sketch.
(thumping)
(shouting)
That's gonna take
your equilibrium away
(thuds)
in a hurry.
Not gonna see any ollies,
kickflips, or tricks after that.
(shouting)
- [Announcer] And
Tito, we talked about
his championship history.
He was at one time,
dominant member
of the Feared Faction,
Vermin, as well.
Or was it Tito?
Or a reasonable
facsimile, or a clone?
There's just been more questions
than answers with Vermin.
- [Announcer] And we've seen
Mr. Yuma try to reach out
to Tito very, very
recently and tried
to get the gang back together,
and Tito doesn't seem
to be having any of it.
And right now it doesn't
look like he needs it
as they come in with this,
that is nasty!
(audience shouts)
- [Announcer] Tito has not
gone long without recruitment.
Into the cover, now
goes Latino Meats.
Comes up with the count two.
Now, I wish I could be in
a good mood for this match
but I'll tell you something.
You know, we saw it, we saw it,
you and I saw it clear
as day, Kennelly,
that Andy Brown got robbed.
You see he got robbed,
he's no longer in the PP3
because Sheldon Cooper wanted
to make a stupid decision, oh!
(thuds)
Powerslam hold on.
Cover now
(thuds)
by Cabrera looking to
put this thing away.
Are you kidding me?
He got robbed, why?
Because his outside
interference from his partner
had to fly the coop when
the referee kicked him out?
- I'll tell ya this.
- Made it a fair fight
and Idle quickly he
disposed of Andy Brown?
Is that what you're
talking about?
'Cause that's the way I
saw it, and that's the way
you saw it because
you're blind, Kennelly.
The fact of the matter is,
is that Andy Brown or that
Anthony Adder was about to chuck
Andy Brown over the top
rope and get disqualified.
- Here it is, here it is!
- Roy Rosses did him a favor.
- [Announcer] Oh
look at this now.
A lot of agility, but
not enough body weight
to take down the big man.
Look at this.
- Yes, yes!
- [Announcer] Looking
for the paint it black.
It's put a lot of people away,
but 'round and 'round they
go, and down goes Tito,
courtesy of that
big tornado DDT.
- [Announcer] Not a lot's
gonna take Tito down,
but if you take somebody
that's about 125 pounds,
that is what I guess
about Sketch, maybe 115.
You take all that weight, and
you put it down on your neck,
and you drive it
down on the mat,
Tito is definitely going to fall
unless he wants to
get decapitated.
Tito, now is in trouble, but
Sketch right now, making a tag.
This might be it!
Tag made on both sides.
Cabrera checks in as well.
In there with a fresh,
Adriel Noctis, who is,
I don't know if I'd wanna
get in a striking war
with Cabrera, but right
now, looking good.
Caught him in the back,
caught him in that brain stem.
(thuds)
Into the cover.
(audience booing)
Really rocked the
big man in trying
to keep that full
court press going here.
Again now, double team,
Social Degenerate Nerds.
Going in for the double team,
Sketch is now gonna try
to take advantage of this
with Adriel Noctis
finishing him off here,
but this is not gonna work.
- Whoa!
- With someone like Cabrera.
Little spring off the shoulders,
and now they're
sizing up the big man,
they're looking for that
proving-ground knee.
This is what rocketed at these
two-up at the tag team ranks.
(thuds)
Nobody home.
In comes Tito.
(grunts)
(thuds)
Oh my goodness,
what a collision!
In the center of the ring,
Wolf Zaddies now in control.
Double forearm shot, nice.
- High risk, high reward
sounds awesome if you
get that reward,
(shouting)
but as soon as you do
not make that reward,
(thuds)
then everything comes crashing
down, and speaking of which,
this could be the
end for Noctis.
(thuds)
- [Announcer] Oh, it
comes crashing down,
and it sure as
hell hurts inside,
the satisfaction for the win.
(bell rings)
- [Announcer] Here are your
winners, the Wolf Zaddies!
(audience cheering)
(intense music)
- [Announcer] The Wolf Zaddies,
I gotta give it to 'em,
they are very impressive.
- [Announcer] Oh
look, it's my buddy.
Mr. Yuma is here.
Could we be seeing the
reformation, Kennelly?
- [Announcer] This is it.
This is where it all started.
History's about to be made.
- [Announcer] Oh, for
the sake of everyone,
I certainly hope not,
as Tito was a dominant
keystone in Vermin.
Walks right past Yuma.
- Okay fans, welcome back to
Championship Wrestling
from Hollywood,
standing by here with Ray Rosas.
Don't look at me like that,
we've known each other too
long for those types of looks.
- I mean, you know of me, Dave,
we've worked together,
but I don't think you've
really got to know me.
- Well I don't think
that's my problem,
I think--
regardless, the PP3 cup,
the tournament is
so on it's way,
you're on your
way to winning it.
- I guess, I don't care.
I don't even really
want the cup, I--
- Everybody wants the cup.
- No, you know what,
you put that cup in
front of everybody
and you make them jump,
it's like a hamster on a wheel.
This is false sense
of accomplishments
you give everybody.
I've been following it,
I've been drinking that
Kool-Aid for way to long,
and I finally woke.
And I'm going to take that cup,
I'm going to throw
it in the trash,
because it's not the cup,
it's what it represents,
and that's a title shot.
And what am I going to do?
Take on Eric Watts,
that's the end game.
That's the guy to beat,
the the guy to finally get--
- [Eric] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hang on, Ray, Eric Watts.
- You realize that I'm
standing right over there
and I can hear everything
you're saying, right?
- Yeah, I'm well aware.
- Okay, good.
Well I'm here,
you're here,
you want more TV time,
how about this,
how about you go find a partner,
I'll get a partner,
and we'll do this thing.
What do you say, Ray?
- What do you say, Ray?
- Well, I got to--
- What do you say, Ray?
- Well, I got to--
I got to go find a
partner so you just--
you hang tight.
And I'm going to go
find me a partner.
Hey you, you want
to be my partner?
- I'm hanging real
tight right here.
- We'll find out, Ray Rosas
going to get a partner,
challenge has been thrown down.
Coming up next Dan
Joseph, our TV champion.
(funky music)
(booing)
- Howdy. (laughing)
That's right.
All right now.
Levi, we've had some
bumps on the road,
we've had our zigs and zags--
(crowd chanting)
Okay, y'all want buddies,
but the looks of y'all,
you can never get any friends,
I can tell that. (laughing)
Now, Levi,
over those hills that
we've been through
there is gold,
and I want you to get it.
Now get into that
lovely little ring
and bring on home
some championship gold
to the Price Check
Ranch. (laughing)
- [Announcer 1]
There you have it,
the task at hand,
bring the gold back
to the double--
to the Price Check Ranch.
And Levi Shapiro, 21st
century old school,
has the tools to do it.
- [Announcer 2] Absolutely,
that's the man to do it,
here we go, baby,
new champion right now.
(crowd cheering)
- [Announcer 1]
And there you see
the brand new United
Television Champion,
he's come a long way since
his days in "Footloose",
but his feet were loose,
his fists were loose,
and he was on the loose in
our main event last week
when defeated Royce Isaacs
for the coveted championship.
- [Announcer 2]
That's fine and dandy.
You know what, look,
everybody has their day,
Dan Joseph, you might
have got lucky one time,
but if you think you're
going to hold on to that
for very long you're
absolutely sadly mistaken.
I'm predicting it
right now, Kenely,
the shortest title reign
in Championship
Wrestling history
happens right now in
front of our eyes.
- [Announcer 1]
Remains to be seen.
Dan Joseph has the
Ocean View Pavilion
worked up into a frenzy.
Here to set the stage
for our title main event
ring announcer Adnan Kureishy.
- [Dan] What does he know
about classics anymore?
- The following contest
is scheduled for one fall,
and it is for the United
Television Championship.
Introducing first,
the challenger,
being accompanied to
the ring by Howdy Price,
from Richmond, California,
weighing in at 215 pounds,
Timeless Levi Shapiro.
(crowd booing)
And introducing the champion,
from Buffalo, New York,
weighing in at 203 pounds,
he is the United
Television Champion,
Dan Joseph.
(crowd cheering)
- [Announcer 1] Dan Joseph,
you got to love the energy,
it's infectious,
fun-loving,
putting his title on the line,
fighting champion, won
the title just last week.
Go get him, champ.
- [Announcer 2] I
hate him so much.
I hate him so--
I hate you too.
This whole little friendship
you guys got going on
is so annoying.
And you say infectious,
I say obnoxious is what it is.
(bell rings)
(bell rings)
[Announcer 1] Light-hearted
champion Dan Joseph,
but you got to be serious
when you're in there
with Levi Shapiro.
Shapiro's no-nonsense,
he's hard-nose,
he's tough as nails,
he's rudimentary,
he doesn't make a
lot of mistakes.
[Announcer 2] And Levi
Shapiro is coming off
already a very,
very bad attitude
as you saw what he did
to his own tag partner,
the man is going to go in,
he's going to make
a name for himself
under the tutelage
of Howdy Price,
it's obvious that Howdy Price
has already picked his favorite.
[Announcer 1] Yeah, I don't
know what to make of that,
Howdy Price clearly
had recruited
the Classic Connection
as a tag team.
Tag team wrestling was kind of
the name of the game
for Howdy Price,
he had The Rancheros,
and then had the
Classic Connection.
But that ended in a bad way,
at least it would seem,
Levi Shapiro got
hot under the collar
as the champ goes
for a ride here,
spinning out and having some
fun with the challenger.
[Announcer 2]
Absolutely obnoxious,
that's what I'm talking about,
that obnoxious
behavior of Dan Joseph,
that is not characteristic
of a champion at all, Kenely.
- [Announcer 1]
Shapiro so aggressive,
big scoop and a slam,
adrenaline running hot and heavy
through the veins
of the champion.
Into the cover.
Close call there
for Levi Shapiro
who is getting turned
inside-out in the early going.
Now the recipient
of a nice arm drag,
isolating the arm is the champ.
- [Announcer 2] Are we
broadcasting in Florida?
It looks like a Gators uniform
that Dan Joseph is wearing.
That is obnoxious too.
These people, you,
Dan Joseph,
so much obnoxiousivity
is going on.
Is that a word?
Obnoxiousivity?
- [Announcer 1] Sure,
let's go with that.
- [Announcer 2] Dan Joseph
now putting the knee
on the face of Shapiro,
is that even legal, Kenely?
- [Announcer 1] That's right
out of the Shapiro playbook,
that's for sure,
but again,
to go back to the recent
actions of Shapiro,
just breaking down and
attacking his own partner,
Buddy Royal,
and locking on that
dreaded iron claw,
on a man that he
traveled the roads with,
he trained with,
he wrestled with,
these guys were an established
team for a long time,
talking about the
Classic Connection,
and seemingly throwing
it right out the window.
What, for this?
For a shot at the
Television Title?
- [Announcer 2] That
could be all it--
you know what,
this is for all the
marbles, Kenely,
this is the peak,
this is the pinnacle
of the mountain
is what this is, Kenely.
Absolutely, for a championship
I'd do anything
to my best friend,
I'd step on my own mother
for a shot at that belt,
Shapiro is not wrong here.
- [Announcer 1]
Now look at this.
- [Announcer 2]
Stupidly tripping on
the bottom rope there.
- [Announcer 1] No, no, no.
Not at all,
it was Howdy Price
on the outside
tripped up and
distracted Dan Joseph,
and now look at the
rough-neck tactics here
by Shapiro,
the challenger in control,
our main event
continues after this.
- [Referee] Two, three.
- [Male Host 1] Welcome
everybody to our United
Television Championship
Main Event,
and right before
the break we saw it.
Howdy Price got involved
and more extracurricular
from the big man on the outside.
- [Male Host 2] I wanted
to pick on something
you said Keneley,
before the break.
You were talking about...
has somebody betrayed
his own tag-team partner?
Do you understand that the motto
of the Howdy Price Family,
is "do not cross the family."
- [Male Host 1] Cover here!
- [Male Host 2] Don't
make stupid mistakes,
don't put things
against the line
that you can't back up.
Buddy Royal made
a stupid mistake
and cost Shapiro the match.
And it's obvious that Jake
Cabrera made a stupid mistake,
cost himself the match.
You know what,
Howdy Price is very smart.
He weeds out the old.
I wouldn't be surprised
if he was into
Sharpiro's ear the entire time
and saying,
"If he screws up you
take care of him."
That's exactly what's happening
and he's leading
Shapiro all the way
to victory as we see a new
brand new champion!
- [Male Host 1]
Remains to be seen.
As long as Dan
Joseph has an ounce
of blood left in
that body he will
fight with everything he has.
He'll fight for his family,
finally reach his...
the pinnacle.
What a bull dog!
Out of nowhere there
by Levi Shapiro!
That was quick!
It was decisive!
Rolls the champion
over into the pin,
looking to put him away.
That was close!
- [Male Host 2] You want to
talk about speed and tenacity.
Nobody saw that coming,
especially Dan Joseph.
Came right from behind him,
and face-planted
right in the mat,
and you can only do so much
when your brains are scrambled
to keep that belt
around your waist.
And Dan Joseph right now
is in a heck of
a lot of trouble.
- [Male Host 1] You
can speak on this
as a former in-ring competitor.
They always say
it's that shot that
you don't see that
really catches you,
rings your bell,
and that looked to be the
case for the champion.
- [Male Host 2] You
can only do so much
to protect yourself.
Being a professional athlete,
as hard as it is,
but when you take shots
in the back of the head,
or if you take shots
coming from the
back of the head,
going to the front of the head,
everything that you
have in that brain
is protected and it
suddenly gets compromised.
It's gonna be very
bad news for you.
As evidenced right now,
because his happy-go-lucky,
everybody loves
Dan Joseph attitude
is starting to fade away!
It's starting to go in the weeds
as Dan Joseph seals his
fate as tonight's loser!
(crowd chanting)
- [Male Host 1] Shut
down again by that knee
there by Levi Shapiro,
trying to hang the
champion out to dry.
A little snake eyes.
- [Male Host 2]
Looking for the claw!
Looking for the claw
but the champion has
two-on-one wrist control,
and it's taking every
ounce of strength
to nullify that claw
and keep it away
from his cranium.
- [Male Host 1] Shapiro cut
him a break right there,
if he put that claw on,
as soon as he kicked
Dan Joseph in the gut,
if he reapplied that claw,
Dan Joseph would have
been in so much trouble
it's not even funny.
We saw the pain in
Buddy Royal's face.
We saw what that man
could do with that move
and Dan Joseph is not gonna
hold onto that championship
if that claw is applied.
Guarantee you that, Keneley.
- [Male Host 1] On Shapiro,
Levi Shapiro,
when he gets that claw on
it truly is a death grip.
He gets that thing
locked in hard and heavy.
It took a slew of officials
and all kinds of bodies
to get him off of his partner,
or at least partner at the time,
Buddy Royal,
and now trying to
sap the strength,
take the starch out
of the champion.
What a helacious title defense
Dan Joseph finds himself in
in our main event.
Trying to bull-rush the
challenger into the corner.
Breaks the hold!
Step one,
we'll see
if Dan Joseph can do anything
to capitalize offensively.
Nobody home there!
- [Male Host 2] And
that desperation
in the heat of that desperation,
you're gonna bound to
be making mistakes.
That's exactly what's happening.
Dan Joseph,
again leaving him
open for that claw.
Everybody looks past the claw.
Nobody uses the claw
in wrestling anymore,
but you know what,
it's a very deadly,
powerful move.
Very important people have won
using that move.
I can think of the Colorado Kid,
Mike Rapada,
as a champion of NWA,
used that move all the time,
and to make sure that
he'd seal his fate
as one of the greatest in NWA.
You know it and I
know it Keneley.
The Colorado Kid,
is now bleeding
through Levi Shapiro.
- [Male Host 1 And
2] There it is!
- [Male Host 1] He's got it in.
Championship might be
changing hands here
in the Oceanview Pavilion.
Dan Joseph,
he's trying to get
to the high ground.
He breaks it.
He was able to break
the hold into the DDT.
What a counter by the champ!
- [Male Host 2] Very
lucky is what that was,
Keneley.
Few seconds away,
but you know what,
that claw might have inflicted
a lot more damage then Dan
Joseph would like to admit.
Look at him holding his brains.
Look at him holding his head.
He's obviously suffered
some sort of an injury
because of that.
Levi Shapiro was
breaking the man down
Just a few seconds away
from possibly crowning a
new champion right now.
- [Male Host 1] Come up
for air Andrew Jasticize!
Who wants it more at this point?
Who's gonna get
back to their feet?
And Dan Joseph has the crowd,
but your right,
likes of Baron von
Raschke in the past,
Killer Kowalski,
Kerry von Erich have
utilized that claw,
but maybe not as dangerously
as Shapiro has perfected it.
Look at this,
dragon sleeper.
Rolls through.
Impressive!
Wow, where did that come from?!
Champion looking to retain.
No not enough,
not yet.
- [Male Host 2] Look at the
look on Howdy Price's face.
He almost lost it Keneley.
He almost lost it.
Damn near had a heart attack,
and Dan Joseph now,
trying to finish off the job.
Good luck Dan Joseph.
You're gonna need a lot
to counter Levi Shapiro.
- [Male Host 1] Think
he was looking for
that long way down
after the champ was on
a real role literally.
Look at this.
Beautifully into into
a torture rack here
by Shapiro.
Dead center of the ring,
and he might have the
champ dead to rights.
Quick title reign
coming to an end.
- [Male Host 2] Three!
- [Male Host 1] No!
(laughter)
- [Male Host 1] Not yet.
He's still got some fight left.
(crowd cheers)
- [Male Host 2] Dan Joseph
pulling every
single thing he can
to battle against this
ruthless young individual.
And he so far...
As long as the
crowd is behind him
he's gonna be able to do that,
but he has to capitalize
on this first.
Trying to close the gap.
Nobody home.
Dan Joseph the champ,
he loves that,
flying clothesline.
Runs into the discus punch.
And that's been a set up
for the claw in the past,
but Levi Shapiro looking
for a bull dog again,
drives the champ down.
Champion did not see it coming.
What a match!
Back and forth!
Seesaw for the television title.
- [Male Host 2] This is
what championship wrestling
is all about.
The pivotable,
the absolute anarchy,
the craziness that is this,
and in speaking of which,
we are now looking at the claw.
The beginning of the
end for Dan Joseph!
- [Male Host 1] I
don't think Dan Joseph
can fight it off this time.
Wait a minute!
- [Male Host 2] Wow!
- [Male Host 1]
That's Buddy Royal!
That's Buddy Royal!
What a time to
exact some revenge.
- [Male Host 2] What
is he in there for?
He has no business
being in this match!
(crowd chants)
- [Male Host 1] Getting his
hands all over Levi Shapiro.
Now being forced
back by the official.
(chatter)
- [Announcer] Ladies
and Gentleman,
you're winner by a
disqualification,
Levi Shapiro.
However,
still your United
Television Champion,
Dan Joseph!
(loud cheers)
- [Male Host 1] Dan Joseph,
is celebrating
because he's still the champion.
He lost by disqualification,
but now this...
Hold on look at,
boy this sure seems familiar.
Big smile on the
kisser of the champion.
He is still the champion,
but Buddy Royal all
over Levi Shapiro!
- [Male Host 2] Dan Joseph,
disgusting how is
celebrating right now,
with all of this chaos going in.
Get Buddy Royal
out of that ring!
Get that idiot out the ring too,
while you're at it!
- [Male Host 1] Well you
said there was anarchy.
Incredible.
What a wild way to
end this main event,
and certainly,
this issue not over.
- Well, hard luck for my
broadcast partner Levi Shapiro,
he did not leave with
that United Wrestling Network
Television championship.
And that is going to
do it for this edition
of championship
wrestling presented
by West Coast Pro Wrestling.
We appreciate you tuning in,
but come on back
again next week,
and we will go back
into the archives
for another action
packed episode
of championship wrestling.
Until then, on behalf of my
broadcast partner, Levi Shapiro,
and everyone here at the
United Wrestling Network.
Just wanted to say,
continue to stay safe,
stay at home, wash those hands,
and most importantly, continue
to be good to one another.
I know it's cliche,
but it really
is the most important
thing you can do.
Everybody is fighting
a hard battle,
and dealing with this
in their own way.
So, be good to one another
in your communities,
we will get through
this together.
And until next week,
thank you so much for
watching, wrestling fans.
- [Narrator] The
proceeding has been
a presentation of the
United Wrestling Network.
