- Any dude that is gonna
tell me what I really mean is
already in trouble.
- 'Cause men know women
better than anyone, right?
- Certainly.
- Even better than ourselves.
- That's why they make our laws.
- Shy Guy's Guide to Dating.
- A persistent guy keeps a
picture of her in his wallet
for inspiration.
What? That's so creepy.
Never do that.
- No, I don't even have
a photo of my girlfriend.
- Be the last thing I would
do is keep a picture of a girl
I'm interested in in my wallet.
- Can you imagine if she found it.
- [Voiceover] The title of this section
is Hunting the Easy Prey.
- Let me set a similar scene.
You walk into a party,
all the girls are thin, sexy, beautiful.
- And they all have guys
crawling all over them.
Then you see one girl in
the corner, she's cute.
- But she's a little
heavier than the others.
- She doesn't exactly
stand out in a crowd.
She is basically being ignored.
This is the one that you want to go for.
She is easy prey.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
- Wait, so like a girl that
just doesn't look like a sexy,
thin model is easy.
Like I honestly feel like
that would be the opposite.
- Goodbye, I am moving to space.
- Sometimes a girl starts off
saying you can't do certain
things but then she
starts getting turned on
and she changes her mind
and lets you go to town.
- So keep trying.
You never know when a
no can turn into a yes,
ultimately though it's her choice.
- This is garbage. This is terrible.
- Put this man in jail.
This man has perpetuated
sexual assault and rape.
- If someone says no to
something, it means no.
- It's like his publisher
or his editor was like,
"Maybe you should just add in that thing
"about being her choice."
And he's like, "Does this
kinda derail my entire point?"
And she's like, "We legally
have to do that." (laughs)
- This is literally a
guide to becoming a rapist.
- Forever Alone Guy to Ladies Man.
- A true ladies man Bill of Rights.
Thou shall not throw away any opportunity
to practice your pimping skills.
He called them pimping skills.
- Pimpin' skills.
- Now, that's your first problem there.
- I don't care if you have
to practice on 13 year olds,
grandmas, or hookers, as
long as they're female.
- Wow, this book just told
you to hit on 13 year olds.
- Well, that's like illegal.
Like pretty illegal. Pretty illegal.
- I kind of feel a little nauseous.
- Alphas won't pay for her (censor beep)
except on occasion if she
did something to deserve it,
like sleep with him,
and they won't sit there
and listen to her problems for hours,
and alpha's time is much
too valuable for that.
- Just get a blowup sex
doll because you don't want
a real person like at all.
- It's just training men to be assholes,
who like are further told
that consent doesn't matter,
which is a huge problem.
- People say like, "Oh, like
why do we need feminism?"
Just give them this book.
- This, these books.
- I would say don't treat
dating like hunting.
- Just be yourself because
there are so many damn people
in the world that you are
bound to find other people
who are like you.
- Treat dating like you're
looking for a new friend
because ultimately your
significant other is
going to be your best friend.
