- [Voiceover] How's it going, Youtube?
Name's Megara, my friends call me Meg.
At least they would if I had any friends,
and if you wanna know how to
go from zeroine to heroine
well, you've clicked on the right video.
First, grab some moisturizer.
Make sure that face is nice and hydrated.
Then, maybe throw on
some foundation primer
to make your face feel velvety smooth.
But does it really do anything?
I don't know.
Then use some concealer to
fill in those dark eye circles,
maybe a couple of blemishes,
but not too many, oh god!
Use a concealer brush
to blend that all out
until you get so bored of it you
decide to just use your hands.
Next, grab some liquid foundation
for a little bit of extra coverage.
Okay, don't have to show it to us.
Dab a few spots all over your face
and a bit on your neck to
make sure the colors match.
Then grab your beauty
blender or your brush,
I don't really care, and start blending.
Now you're gonna grab a
contour palette or some bronzer
to carve out those cheekbones of steel.
Grab some blush and blend that in
to give yourself a little rosy color.
Then grab an eyebrow pencil
or just some dark eye shadow
to really emphasize those
Roman arches, even though I'm Greek.
Throw on some eye shadow primer
to keep your eye shadow
bright and long lasting.
Conveniently have the
perfect eye shadow palette
for this look and start
with a creamy white base all
over your eyelid, brow bone, and a
little on the inner corner of your eye.
Next, put the brightest
purple all over your eyelid
and try to end it in an
elegant little V shape.
Then take a darker purple,
blend into the crease,
and go over that elegant
V shape once again.
Then just blend it all
out with your finger
'cause you can't be
bothered to get a brush.
Grab some sparkly lavender color to dab
onto the center of your
eyelid as a highlight.
Now you wanna set it all with
a bit of powdered foundation
and a nice big fluffy brush.
Now use some black liquid eyeliner
to line your upper lash line and give
yourself a nice little cat eye look.
If you have no idea how to do a cat eye,
just look it up on Youtube.
There are a thousand different
tutorials to teach you how.
Use a cheap black eyeliner
pencil to line those
lower lash lines and try to throw some
mascara on those lashes without
getting it all over your face, you idiot.
Keep going, you almost got it.
There you go.
What are you doing?
Stop that.
Put on some pink lipstick, decide that
it's way too glossy, and
blot it with a tissue.
You probably should
have used pink lip liner
instead but you didn't have any.
Cover just your top
lip in something purple
because for some reason my top lip
is darker than the bottom one.
And look at that, you're
done with the makeup
and ready to move on to the hair.
First get distracted thinking
that you look like Jessica Rabbit.
Section off the top part of your hair
by using the tail end of a comb
and carving it in a little
upside down U shape.
Congratulations, you did it.
Now clip the rest of it out of the way
and hairspray the crap
out of it it straight up.
Then tease the crap out of it in sections
and start rolling it towards
your face from the very end.
Right about now, you're probably wishing
you had curled this
piece of hair beforehand
which would have actually made
this process a lot easier.
Creating this victory roll
takes a lot of practice
and a lot of trial and
error, so don't give up
or be discouraged if it
doesn't turn out perfect.
Just keep on messing with it
until you're happy with it.
Bobby pin it as much as you need to
and mess with it some more, and voila.
You've got a weird loop on your head.
So hairspray the crap out of it.
Now to throw some heat protectant
into the rest of your hair
because you're about to attack
it all with a curling iron.
The curling iron I happen to use
is three quarters of an inch
and it doesn't really matter
which direction any of these curls go.
The only exceptions are
these two framing pieces.
You want these two
pieces to be about equal
and you want them to curl in
towards your face, beautiful.
Now you decide that these two pieces
are a bit too long for this look,
so you decide to actually cut them.
With scissors.
Now you throw the remainder of that hair
all up into the highest
ponytail you can possibly make.
And spend way too long trying
to get that hair through the ponytail.
Now these pieces are still too long,
so you're gonna pull up the curl
on the side of the bangs
and bobby pin it behind and
kind of inside the curl.
Now this side has an
ugly part that you want
to cover, so you pull back the curl
and pin it behind your ear.
Now get a giant hair clamp that hopefully
matches your hair, lift up that ponytail,
and clamp it on backwards.
This stupid looking clamp will
hold your hair high as Mt. Olympus.
Now you could try to get
creative and hide the clamp
with ribbons or some other hair accessory,
but all you've got right
now is a gold bracelet
so that's what you're gonna use.
Put on a purple dress and some
gold accessories and you're done.
By the gift of the gods,
you look just like me.
If you enjoyed this video,
and want to see more from Meg,
maybe a cover of I Won't Say I'm in Love,
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Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
