Delinquent: WOW. I can't believe we're playing Arsenal Murder with all of our great friends!
Are you excited, Counter Blox Soldier?
Phoenix: Yes I am!
I cannot wait to shoot Zero Two's dumb, stupid, BALLOON HEAD.
I need a gun!
Retro Zombie: I ha- ha- ha- ha- hate lag. >:/
Baby: I am baby. I am cute little baby.
*omg so cute* (✿◠‿◠)
Pizza Boy: I HAVE A GUN!
BABY IS THE MURDERER!
Baby: I am not murderer. I am baby.
Pizza Boy: DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOLISH GRAPEFRUIT?
HAHA!
IT IS YOU WHO IS THE FOOLISH GRAPEFRUIT!
*gunshot*
*TwANg*
*dead*
DANG IT!
Baby: I can't believe I got shot. I am sad!
*WAAAAHHH GOO GOO GA GA*
Zero Two: I don't get it! How could they not add a megaphone to this game?
Brute: Maybe it is because you're an annoying little sausage.
*crash*
The Boi: Hello friends! It is me, The Boi!
Zero Two: Are you the murderer?
The Boi: No?
Zero Two: That was suspicious.
The Boi: What was suspicious?
Zero Two: Your answer.
The Boi: No it wasn't!
Zero Two: Yes it was!
Why did you take so long to answer?
The Boi: I had to think about it.
I am going to fly away because you are making me a sad gamer.
Brute: I feel like he might be the murderer.
Zero Two: I'm going to go get a gun!
The Boi: Now that I am away from those onion heads, I can get myself a nice cold drink.
*HEADBUTT*
This refreshing beverage makes me want to subscribe to JACKERYZ.
ON YOUTUBE.
RIGHT NOW.
Counter Blox Soldier: Salutations, The Boi!
Have you seen the foolish grapefruit known as Zero Two?
The Boi: Yes I have. She accused me of being the murderer!
Counter Blox Soldier: Well, are you the murderer?
The Boi: No?
Counter Blox Soldier: Do not worry, The Boi. I believe you!
Her accusing you of being the murderer must mean that SHE is the murderer!
The Boi: You must be correct! Where could she be?
Zero Two: Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
This snowman is so cute! He is my new best friend!
Counter Blox Soldier: Stop right there, Zero Two!
I have come to destroy you!
I will put an end to the Zero Two fan club!
NO MORE ANIME MUSIC IN MY ARSENAL GAMES!
Prepare to di-
*stab*
I am dead!
Zero Two: Oh my goodness! The Counter Blox Soldier is dead!
The Boi: Look at this whacky gun I found!
*SHOCK*
Oh my god! What happened?
Counter Blox Soldier: By my calculations and rough estimations: I am deceased!
The Boi: Zero Two! You killed the Counter Blox Soldier :O
Zero Two: It was not me! The snowman killed him!
The Boi: The snowman has killed my friend!
I shall end this foolish grapefruit and win the round!
*gunshot*
*TwaNg*
*dead*
Zero Two: This sucks eggs!
I'm going to go play Jailbreak! >:(
Counter Blox Soldier: !!BREAKING NEWS!! I am still dead!
Retro Zombie: You foolish grapefruits. I have harnessed the power of lag and am now in control.
Prepare to die!
The Boi: Ouchies.
*dead*
Retro Zombie: I am too strong! HA  HA  HA  HA
Counter Blox Soldier: I AM STILL DEAD!
Brute: I am so glad I can finally sit here and do my taxes in peace.
SwagGang2008: WHAT'S GOING ON, SWAG NATION?
Today I will teach you how to get FREE ROBUX!
It's so easy! All you have to do is sneak into your parents room. Grab your mo-
*stab*
Brute: I am so angry right now.
Delinquent: Hello there, Rabblerouser!
I must say you look extra nice today. Would you perhaps like to go on a date with me?
Rabblerouser: Oh my gosh, that is so nice of you, Delinquent!
You're such a good **FRIEND**!
Delinquent: Haha. Yeah. Friends.
Retro Zombie: You are an onion head! Die.
Rabblerouser: That was not nice. I am reporting you.
Delinquent: Please don't kill me, Retro Zombie! I have always been nice to you. D:
Retro Zombie: I do not care! I have killed all your friends with the help of my snowman friend.
Time is up!
Prepare to die-
die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die- die
Retro Zombie: What the heck!
Zombie Mom: You've been on the computer for too long, Zombie Boy! Go outside.
Retro Zombie: But mother, I was just about to win the game!
I am sad now. WAH WAH WAH.
Zombie Mom: Now that my son has gone outside,
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