(laughing)
- [Matt] You look ridiculous.
- Actually guys, it (laughs)
(dramatic booming)
Okay.
Hey guys this is Austin
and today on Mystery Tech,
we're looking at Moon Shoes!
- [Matt] Moon shoes.
- Max weight, 130 pounds.
Max shoe size, men's size 10.
Are you just trying to
kill me at this point?
This is not meant for like, grown men.
It's actually very simple.
Great.
(laughing)
Step one, slot one, hook one band
to each post marked A on the diagram.
Do you see how many bands
are on this diagram?
And then I guess because
I'm in the 130 to 160 pound weight,
I have to use four bands for
every single slot. (laughs)
You better get over here
and help me with this.
This was your idea.
(laughing)
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- What I.
- This is, we're backwards.
You guys were backwards, right?
This is.
- No.
- This is what it should look like.
- No! (laughs)
- These are treads!
- No.
We were so close!
(screen beeping)
- So after about 20 minutes
of threading rubber bands
through the Moon Shoes,
it's time to actually give them a try.
Oh dude, look how small that is!
My shoe is definitely
not gonna fit in here.
I'm gonna have to do this barefoot.
- [Ken] First, you got
a trust fall system.
(laughing)
- Like I trust either of you guys.
- [Ken] Alright, alright.
- Alright, okay.
- [Ken] You got it?
- I got it.
Yeah, see I told you I got it.
Jesus (laughs) I can't even stand on it.
Ah, thank you, alright.
This is actually not so bad.
Whoa (laughing)
Whoo! (laughs)
Dude, my feet are so, so sore immediately
cause I'm using all these muscles
that I never use in my feet
so I constantly have to correct.
- [Matt] You don't wear
Moon Shoes to the gym?
- No, I don't.
You know what, I'm gonna wear these
for the rest of the video.
(box slamming)
What, is this just a phone?
A phone with a built-in headset, what?
Alright, I gotta catch
my breath (wheezing)
What? (laughs)
I thought it was like
a little feature phone.
This thing is enormous.
So this looks like a feature phone
but it works as a power bank and a radio
but it has a stereo headset?
How much was this?
- [Matt] So it's on Prime for $162.
- Okay.
- [Matt] But there are several other offers
for $50
like $50 to $60.
- Oh!
- [Matt] But none of them are Prime.
- Oh, well that's fine.
Oh, so it's actually like
a $50 phone not a $160.
- [Matt] I guess?
- Okay, that sounds a
little bit more reasonable.
(relaxing ringtone playing)
Well that's very pleasant.
So wait, so I should
try to pair this headset
with an iPhone or something
to see if it actually works
cause it supports,
supposedly, Bluetooth 5.0.
Okay, so in theory, I
have the headphones paired
with my phone which can also
be charged by the Servo.
So let's see if it actually works.
(finger snapping)
I'm weirdly impressed.
I don't know what I was expecting,
but it was not as good as this.
I mean, they just sound fine.
This is a rare kudos my friend.
This is actually not total garbage town
like I expected it to be.
(plastic slapping)
Headphones, Venture Electronics,
the next step in earbuds.
These don't look great.
Aw what the.
Dude, I mean these look straight
up like they cost $0.55.
Were these expensive, what's
so special about these?
- [Ken] So, I got them for $7.
- $7 I mean, that looks about right.
- [Ken] Apparently, they're one
of the best sounding headphones
that you can get for under $100.
- You're telling me that this cheap set
of weird-looking headphones sound as good
as a $100 pair of headphones?
- [Ken] Well, let's not go that far
but it's definitely one of
the better values under $100.
- Oh, you're actually not kidding.
These are actually not bad.
I was ready to totally tear them apart.
I mean look, these are not
gonna blow you away, right?
If you've listened to decent headphones,
these are not going to be anything
that's gonna completely
change your mind about it
but $7 is ridiculous for these.
There's literally no downside.
They sound so much
better than anything else
at this kind of price point.
- [Ken] Alright, so.
- Hello.
- Hi, so.
- I'm much taller now.
I like this.
Oh, come on, let me be tall
with my Moon Shoes for a second, man.
- Ugh, okay.
- You don't even fit on A Cam anymore.
Your heads cut off.
- [Matt] Well we got B Cam.
- It's time for an intervention.
- Why, what did I do?
- Whoa, whoa whoa.
You wanna try to get this video removed?
It's a bikini, man?
I'm not doing that.
- No, no no no, it well--
- What, what are you doing?
- Well, this is the best one we can find.
- Oh no, no no no.
- [Matt] Yeah, it's time.
- Are you really wanting
me to shave right now?
- [Ken] Yes.
- With a bikini trimmer?
- [Ken] Yes.
- No but like real talk.
- [Matt] Yeah.
We all want this.
- Is this how I have to find out?
(device slamming)
♪ I will remember you ♪
Payback's a (bleep)
Every single comment I've read
is incredibly positive about the mustache.
I challenge you to find a single person
who does not like this facial hair.
- [Ken] He also doesn't read the comments.
- Every comment, every
comment is positive.
Every video, everyone's like,
"Oh Austin, you look so
attractive with your mustache.
Oh Austin, you're so cool.
Oh Austin, I wish I could be like you
cause you have a mustache."
- [Ken] Were they all on the playground?
(laughing) It's so much worse
that you're wearing Moon Shoes.
(loud laughing)
- Hey kids, you wanna ride
on the mustache? (laughs)
(deep breathing)
(trimmer buzzing)
Am I done? (laughs)
- [Matt] Yep, you're done.
(laughing)
(trimmer buzzing)
- There, we're good, right?
- [Matt] No, you got
something on your lip, boy.
- Really?
- [Matt] Yep.
- Am I really doing this?
(trimmer buzzing)
(cackling)
You guys suck.
- [Matt] Alright, that's a wrap.
- Go ahead, take a photo
of my shame, it's fine.
- [Matt] Alright, well we're gonna keep you
for the rest of the video.
- No, I gotta finish it now!
- [Matt] Naw naw naw, you're good.
- I look ridiculous.
I have half of a mustache.
This is worse that
having a whole mustache.
(trimmer buzzing)
- [Ken] Got you a present
though for all that hard work.
And you're such a good
sport about it today.
- It's just Oreos, DJ Mixer.
I will say, about the only thing
that's gonna cheer me up right now
is a giant bag of Oreos but
something tells me that,
oh, oh it is Oreos.
We bought a pack of Oreos.
Oh okay whatever that's fine.
- [Ken] It's not just Oreos.
- Hey what is this?
Okay, we have a black box and a white box.
Holy what?
I shaved for this I get to eat my Oreos.
Alright, so if I put this here.
(slow techno music)
Alright, that's kinda cool.
(piano music)
(acoustic music)
(banjo music)
(slow somber music)
- [Ken] Thanks for shaving.
