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He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass
he'd rather have...
 
a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat
The rotten asshole
of a road kill skunk and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
When you turn on your TV,
Make sure it's tuned to... Channel 3,
He's got a nerdy shirt
And a pocket pouch.
Although, I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove
and a filthy mouth.
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
He plays the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he could spit.
Or say "Cowabunga"?
AVGN: Cowa-fuckin'-piece-of-dog-shit!
This game is diarrhea coming out of a dick.
Kyle: They rip you off and don't care one bit.
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim?!
Why can't I land a plane?!
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck.
The characters names are wrong,
Why's that password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
Game sucks so bad he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest, most pissed off gaming nerd,
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDI, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry...
...Video Game...
...Nerd...
It's the mid nineties, Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis were the two big competitors
The  16-bit era was coming to an end,
while the next generation consoles were on their way
