Oh
Mein Chancelorette, we need to talk about a delicate matter to do with your image
Oh, they are not discontinuing this lipstick. Oh, no mein Gott, no. Warm flesh is the nation's favorite
No, it is ... it is something to do with you personally
Something you started doing when you were with Putin. It's that. You just did it then. What?
You don't be like that
Oh no, no
I'm being you. You roll the eyes
Sometimes when people test your patience. You did it to Putin and at least ein or zwei of the Trumps
I do not roll my eyes. Ja, I'm afraid you do.
Oh, mein Gott! I'm rolling the eyes!
And I always thought that I had such a serene and beautiful poker face at the summits. I'm afraid not.
Oh, no! Now they are going to know what I'm thinking
Don't worry mein Chancelorette. We will train you. I will take you through some everyday situations
And all you must do is not roll the eyes. Ja? Ja.
Begin
The phone rings you pick it up you hear a teenage boy whose voice is breaking. You realize it is Theresa May
Try harder. You're a chancellor not a GIF
Ja, alright
Try Ivanka Trump, my father's record on women's rights is very good.
As an entrepreneur and job creator he is a force for gender equality
Well done. No eye roll. That's OK.
Enough with the nursery slopes. Do Donald.
We have to stop it, folks! Have to stop it! It was so good. It was a home run. I do beautiful words
They were beautiful words with the fake media won't report them
Germany owes us money yes, they do. They owe us big. Ja!
Mein Chancelorette, are you okay? Oh? Oh?
I kept my eye lines thread, but my powerful eye muscles flipped my entire body instead of
Flipping, flipping. I think I sprained my face
Hello
It's Boris Johnson. It's okay. That one your allowed.
Allo!
