Are you ready for the motherfucking pterodactyl!?!?!? 
1…
2…
3…
He is 
the mother fucking pterodactyl!!!
here to 
tear you a new 
A S S H O L E ! ! !
yes it's true! 
He ate 10,000 lightening bugs
Kissing his bowels 
Like a million little FUCKING hugs!
he shat them out 
one phosphorescent light
painting it like 
CHRISTMAS FUCKING LIIIGHTS!!!
He is 
the mother fucking pterodactyl!!!!
here to 
tear you a new 
A S S H O L E ! ! !
yes it's true, 
his plumage is the best in town
all the hoes touch his 
sexy 
pteroid 
bone 
OH!!!!
yes he do, 
put the T-Rex to shame! 
his pussy arms on that PUSSY ASS FRAME!!!
He is 
the mother fucking pterodactyl!!!!
here to 
tear you a new 
A S S H O L E ! ! !
yes it's true, 
he enjoys his hobbies too
he smokes his pipe, rollerblades 
and finds bitches to screw
yes it's true, 
he rode with the triassic crew
that includes lystrosaurus and plateosaurus too
He is 
the mother fucking pterodactyl!!!!
here to 
tear you a new 
A S S H O L E ! ! !
he is 
awkward on the floor
his feet are shit and his balance quite poor
he hooked up with a GRIZZLY BEAR!
they made love under the sea,
THEY FUCKED EVERYWHERE
yes that bear…
 gave birth to a motherfucking BEAR O'DACTYL!!!
Who Just might….
tear you a new….
ASSHOLLLLEEEE!!!!!
so beware mother fuckers BEWARE!!!  
He is 
the mother fucking pterodactyl
He is 
THE MOTHER FUCKING PTERODACTYL!!
Remember him! 
Remember his song
His tire iron 
and…his..enchanting 
THONG!!!!!!
M O T H E R F U C K I N G 
P T E R O D A C T Y L ! ! ! 
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