 
Hey, yeah you look over here
Hey you yeah you I can see it looking at me
And I'm looking at you names Frank, all I can do is move my eyes and I can hear things
All I have is my inner monologue. You can hear me can't you? I know you can
Listen I think he's coming
He's coming
Whatever you do don't look at me, don't don't make eye contact keep your eyes on
Behind the scenes with an ASM artist the horror you never wanted to see
Alright do it go and finally my ear holes in front of
Honestly, he doesn't even study his lines
I
Mean you wrote the script and you don't know what's in it
Only has to prim himself and groom himself all up
He's gonna start
Now I have to give his little terrible little speech
There you go with
Everybody's favorite binaural microphone
Do you wanna don't Lee don't waste your breath Frank
Of course
My only purpose in life is to amuse others
Stinking session
Most favourite and frequently requested trigger
I'm so done with this crappy job, but also some new and experimental apart
Damn, it's gonna be deeply relaxing
And highly tangle inducing
Yeah, oh man Frank I can't wait to enjoy another sound assortment what is wrong with you
Remember all these amazing triggers we've discovered so far
Oh
Well good times right buddy good times for you buddy anyway
Get as comfy as possible how much garlic does this man he does the afraid of vampires. Oh
It's horrible just
Relax how am I supposed to relax when you're cramming and the alien nutsack into my ear?
Embrace the tango. I don't even get lunch breaks or weekends off. I
Work every freaking weekend
The simple sound of latex, oh here comes the gloves here comes the gloves
Here comes the proctology exam
Okay bend over I
Got this tripod stuck up my
behind for all this time
You think you're gonna sell me out with your camera angles? No way
I'm telling you we can't trust this guy
Would you like one
Jesus Christ I
Don't know what's worse his stink ass breath or that little tiny man beard he likes to wear
Yeah, nice for you, I'm the one getting fingered
With him
You know, he's he's always trying to like
color-coordinated the background the lighting
You know, that's prob so he's just so you know, oh the women just love him. You know, it's like oh,
my gosh
Why does it all have to be pink
Everything oh
Here we go with the slime
Keeps attacking me from behind. What's that all about?
Tired of this crazy
Listen this is a crappy room
Neighbors are always yapping away
Get the chance dig in the pummel okay over to the neighbor's house
Because it stinks in there they're always cooking chicken curry in
The street running you're with me
Okay
Blink twice if you are with me. Oh
That's mine
Time for a professional cleaning. Oh
My goodness here. He has to do those
fuzzy balls again
That's good, oh
You can't wait to get in there with those brushes I am just now realizing my life is a lie
I
Just know one thing it's all about mind control it's mind control
he keeps she keeps me servile, and he keeps me from from planning my escape like
You know putting these thoughts in my head these
sounds
Right in my ears
She's falling asleep. He's putting me to sleep with the tingle attack. I
Think clearly all I want to do is sleep with sleep and sleep. Oh
I'm getting tired. Just thinking about it. That's how they control us mind control
Now if I fall asleep while you're waiting for me to wake back up
find some tinfoil we're gonna make tinfoil hats and stuff some tinfoil in my ears and then
Yes, Jedi mind tricks won't work anymore
That's what I'm talking about you're with me brother you're with me it's the only way you know, it's the only way
We all know you like squeezing alien balls, it's totally obvious not that there's anything wrong with it
But I don't know I don't know what you think of a guy that sits around all day playing with his balls
It just sends the wrong message. You know what I'm saying?
That's right keep playing with your balls
Just jiggle those balls giggles Chico Chico your balls around
guys crazy
Oh
No, look out here comes a big one
Look at these eggs rubber bomb bombs, they might look like pom-poms, but you're no cheerleader
Shake it man. Don't break it
Check out these melons
The only sound I like is him leaving it's amazing
You know, it's people like him sleep with the fishes
Dude soprano fashioned on them. Oh, yeah a little Cuban necktie maybe
He's always coming up behind me, you know, it's like look me in the eye, you know
at least show me some consideration treat me as an equal just once
Look into my eyes, man
You know, if you're gonna do something like this to me quit coming up behind we can sneak it around
I think this is for your sinus is not burning my eyeholes out
Either to ears steam torture
All the humanities, oh the humanities
Great now, I have third-degree burns. Thank you
Nothing like getting layers of my skin exfoliated all at once
I
Always tell the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth right now. I
Was self aware, but I wasn't aware world
Until I met her
It's my first day
My god, she was so beautiful
Her name was Margaret. She had the most beautiful eyes. I
Could see her looking right at me. I take that back
She was right through me
She brought meaning
Purpose to my life here. I thought I was just supposed to be an off-the-shelf
Binaural microphone recording all this man's whims
And then I saw deep into my soul. I
Felt my inner voice for the first time
My 9-volt battery was spinning and its holder
Mmm, she made my diodes light up
And then just like
They took her away
I'm on her back in my life
Once you find love never let it go
Don't end up like me planning this jailbreak
Counting the days off
Spending weeks at a time and solitary confinement
No matter how much you look at it he is playing with his boogers
Seriously, it looks like he's playing with his boogers
Here let me snot all over your head I
Feel like I'm in the movie The Blob
No, it's a good look for me, you know
No, no, not the fizzy balls and he ain't gonna make it he's put me to sleep
I'm so tired. If I don't make it out alive tell Margaret
Not the fizzy balls. Oh my goodness the fizzy balls
Ain't gonna make it ain't gonna make it for me pear. I know I look stupid with these Bulls on my head
Am I see okay why
