- [Paul] So you said
you had some bad history
with this Wal-Mart. What's that about?
- I never pull anything
in this Wal-Mart, ever.
I stopped going here,
that's how bad it got.
- What's up YouTube? We're at Wal-Mart.
Hey Paul, if I got this, would
I look like a serial killer?
Just like hitchhiking down the road like -
- [Paul] Okay that's maybe a short -
- [Larry] I'm not an axe murderer.
Today, this is our special
edition Christmas episode
of Larry in the Hole.
Well last time, spent
forty dollars at Target
I did okay, I mean Nibiru kinda saved me.
But, I am still at a $13 profit overall.
But today, we're spending $50.
Gonna see what they have,
see if I can stay afloat,
let's see what's up.
(upbeat, bouncy music)
- Says indoor snowball fight.
- [Paul] Is that a ball?
No it just feels - Have
you ever like felt -
Can you feel, can you touch
cotton? Like pure cotton?
It's not a sensory thing to you?
That's weird. Like I can't
touch, like - It's indoor -
- [Paul] You can just
throw these at people?
- Yes, throw them inside. Paul, look--
- [Paul] Okay.
- Turn around.
(Paul gasp)
- [Paul] Oh my God. A dog! It's adorable!
- [Larry] She got her suit going.
(Paul gasps)
- [Man With Dog] She's friendly.
She's trying to hug you.
Yeah, she goes and does
the shoulder check of love.
That's Cookie Bear.
She's got striped claws,
individually striped claws.
- [Paul] Really?
- [Man With Dog] She's got a marble mouth,
she's got a cinnamon roll butt.
She's a little raccoon eater.
(Paul chuckles)
- [Man With Dog] Raccoons,
possums, squirrels.
She caught a robin once.
- [Larry] I have a thing
too - well, me and my wife.
We can't touch cornstarch. It's like -
- [Paul] Cornstarch?
- Cornstarch. It's a sensory thing.
Or like, I hate the sound of -
- [Paul] I hate like,
chalk on chalkboards.
- Ah, I'm okay with that -
- [Paul] Does chalk on chalkboards count?
- For me, it's styrofoam.
Like two styrofoam rubbing together.
I wanna peel my flesh off.
Put your drink in my pouch?
That sounds -
- [Paul] Put your drink in my pouch?
- [Larry] That's sounds dirty.
- [Paul] That sounds a little suspect.
- [Larry] Yeah, uh huh.
- [Paul] Like Santa's a drunk.
- [Larry] I mean Santa
wouldn't be a drunk.
- [Paul] Well...
- He's jolly. If you know what I mean.
- [Paul] Yeah, jolly.
- [Paul] We should just
do - let's do a video
where we all just get one of these.
(Larry scoffs)
- [Paul] And we just all wear one.
I think the viewers would love it.
- [Larry] Of course they would.
Merry Stitchmas. Making it rain - rein.
- [Paul] Oh gosh, modern
Christmas sweaters are...
They're something.
- [Larry] Are they?
Get this, you'll look like Grimace.
- [Paul] Wait, like what?
- [Larry] Grimace.
- [Paul] Who is a Grimace?
- Grimace.
- [Paul] Who is Grimace?
- The old McDonald's -
the giant purple thing.
McDonald's. Like the Hamburglar.
- [Paul] Oh, I thought that
was a Chuck E. Cheese thing.
- Where did your childhood go?
I'm down with Santa.
Are you down with Santa,
am I right, ladies?
- [Paul] God...
- Get you on the naughty list.
To the cards.
Did I lose it? No, here it is.
- [Paul] So you said
you've had some bad history
with this Wal-Mart, what's that about?
- I never pull anything
in this Wal-Mart, ever.
I stopped going here.
That's how bad it got.
I always end up wasting my money.
Even days when I'm like, "You know what?
I'm gonna get something."
Never do, 'cause -
- [Paul] Because you
haven't gotten anything...
it means you'll be lucky this time.
Maybe, I mean who knows?
- [Larry] Mystic Fighters.
I'm really leaning towards
Mystic Fighters 'cause they
got quite a few pricey cards,
the Mathmech is still pretty expensive.
- [Paul] That one Xyz?
- [Larry] Yeah.
- [Paul] The generic one?
- [Larry] Two Dragonmaiden's
Kitchen and Nurse, I wanna say,
are like well and above $20, so.
I mean if I can pull just
one of those, we're good.
- [Paul] These -
- [Larry] Giant waste of money.
- [Paul] Why, wait, why?
Why, what's wrong with
the Chaos Box there?
- [Larry] Ask Calvin and Chris.
- [Paul] What about a Power Cube?
- [Larry] I was leaning towards these,
but Wal-Mart Power Cubes are never good.
(Paul makes unsure noise)
- [Larry] Target Power Cubes are.
Hmm... Let's see.
Rising Rampage, Rising Rampage.
Is there another Rising Rampage?
No, two Dark -
- [Paul] Wait, is that Dark Neostorm?
- [Larry] Yeah. What's in Dark Neostorm?
- [Paul] Uh, I don't know.
- [Larry] Cynet thing? Spell card?
What else? I don't know.
- [Paul] Um, Dingirsu.
- Dingirsu, eh.
Avramax, yeah. And the Ib Synchro.
That's a culmination of the
world legacy store line.
Hey, if you want Alex to
finish that Lore video,
comment down below.
- [Paul] Hey it's your
favorite set, right here.
Look. That's everyone's favorite new set.
(Larry groans)
It was actually this
Wal-Mart where it hurt me.
- [Paul] Oh yeah, that's true,
it is the same Wal-Mart, huh?
What's this?
- [Larry] It says, "Decks Assorted."
- [Paul] Assorted decks for...?
- [Larry] It was $9.99.
I'm assuming a special edition?
Or one of the decks, but -
- [Paul] I believe it is -
- [Larry] I don't know.
- [Paul] I saw someone post
on Reddit and they were like -
- [Larry] It'll be all right.
- [Paul] These are 25%
off for the holidays.
- [Larry] We're gonna
get them for $7.50 today.
I'm gonna be that person,
"Excuse me, this was marked."
- [Paul] Yeah.
I think Wal-Mart considers
Special Editions decks,
they kind of always have.
- They don't care about it.
I mean, they're all cards.
- [Paul] You wanna get a Gold Tin again?
- [Larry] No, I don't think so.
I'm done with Gold Tins for now.
- [Paul] I don't need the Gold Tin.
- They're not fun unless you buy a bunch.
Second waste of money: a graded card.
- [Paul] You know, I heard
there was a holiday edition...
- [Larry] Uh huh, I'm sure
you did, but we gon put them,
we gon leave them right there.
- [Paul] I don't know if
that's still a thing, but...
- Doesn't matter, I ain't getting it.
- [Paul] Check this out.
- [Larry] It is nice.
- [Paul] It's actually like a Blue Eyes -
- [Larry] Does he have a gun in his mouth?
Wait, have I just noticed that?
- [Paul] Is that really? Wow...
- [Larry] I played Blue
Eyes and I've just noticed
he has a gun in his mouth.
- [Paul] Right?
- So four would be 30.
- [Paul] So yeah, four
of these would be $30.
- [Larry] And then five of these is -
- [Paul] I guess -
- [Larry] Normally twenty.
- [Paul] I don't think they're on sale.
- I highly doubt it.
No one cares about these enough.
I guess four Special Editions,
two Dark Neostorm, two Rising Rampage.
- [Paul] That looks good.
- [Larry] Five...
Mystic Fighters.
- But which specifically?
- [Paul] All right, so it's up to you.
- That one. All right.
I don't have any faith today.
- [Paul] I feel like we're
always getting Rising Rampage.
Like we're bound to pull something
good from it eventually, right?
- I mean if you buy enough cards,
eventually you will
pull something, I guess.
I mean even Shaq made free throws.
- [Paul] I noticed they
don't have Chaos Impact.
- I know, that sucks. Did I
want anything Chaos Impact?
Not really.
Five Mystic Fighters - I'm really hoping
that I get what I need 'cause I'm actually
building dragon lolis.
- [Paul] Oh God -
- [Larry] And I'm missing
a few cards from them.
- [Paul] Um excuse me, it's
a "low-ly", not a "law-ly."
- Is it?
- [Paul] I don't know. Maybe.
- I'm gonna call them dragon lollies.
- [Paul] That makes it sound worse.
- [Larry] Each one got a different flavor.
These have been here
for awhile, look at it.
- [Paul] Yeah, they have.
- [Larry] I don't even
know if I want this one,
'cause this look like
this been opened, maybe.
- [Paul] But you know what
that means though, right?
- [Larry] What?
- [Paul] Because they've
been here for awhile,
that means all the good cards are in them.
- If there was something good
in them - I kinda want these.
If there was something
good in them to begin with.
All right, let's settle up.
Saddle up.
(Larry fake laughs)
So yep, those are twenty.
- [Paul] Yes, so that's a
20, let's see how much -
Hey, they really are $7.48!
- Does it soften the blow
or makes it hurt harder
if it doesn't end up working out?
Pray for me.
- [Paul] Oh geez man
you're loaded, aren't you?
- [Larry] Who said that?
- [Paul] Must be nice.
- [Larry] Cards, cards, cards,
cards, cards, cards, cards.
(upbeat music)
- As always, I start
with, what I don't plan
on getting anything, Dark Neostorm.
Uh, World Legacy stuff. Dingirsus,
- [Paul] Dingirsu.
- [Larry] Avramax.
We get all prices 'cause Paul's like,
"People keep asking
where we get our prices."
TCG Player. it is the best price.
- [Paul] Don't go to your local Wal-Mart,
even though we are in this video.
- [Larry] I won't say don't go
to your local Wal-Mart, but -
- [Paul] Go to your local card shop
if you have to go somewhere.
- Support the people who will
give back to you more readily.
First one: Destiny Hero Dominance.
I forgot Dino. It's just out
of sync roll for some reason.
- [Paul] Like uh, a disease, maybe?
- [Larry] I don't think
- do they have a disease?
- [Paul] Maybe they don't, maybe...
- [Larry] That's gross.
Pack two: Doom Chimera Dragon,
World Chalice Almarduke.
- [Paul] I can put that in my extra deck
with super poly ones.
- [Larry] Just to get rid of stuff.
- [Paul] Just in case.
- [Larry] Oh, three link monsters?
- [Paul] Yeah.
- [Larry] Huzzah.
- [Paul] They can come
up, but, like, you know.
- [Larry] Break your boy.
Last pack for special edition.
Super Quantal Mech Beast Lusterrex.
No, 'cause I know I'm not gonna get it.
I never get this stuff
from this Wal-Mart, ever.
- [Paul] The curse only
exists if you believe in it.
- [Larry] I mean I've just stopped trying.
I just don't come here anymore.
- [Paul] Ah...
- [Larry] First pack,
second special edition
The Cloudian, Mayakashi Winter,
I actually like this card, but still.
I don't know where to put these.
Throw them away.
- [Paul] Yeah.
- [Larry] Use it for
kindling in my fireplace.
(sighing)
What's the damage?
Another dominance.
Why'd you bring me here, Paul?
- [Paul] Look, the viewers
wanted it. Blame them.
- I wanna go home.
Packet Swap, what does this do?
- [Paul] I've never seen -
(Larry mumbles)
Switch control of monsters, okay.
Targets though, that's weird.
Valkyrie Embrace.
- [Paul] Of course, the one
ultra we get has to be that.
(Larry sighs)
I don't even know how much
Valkyrie's Embrace are.
I'll look it up right quick.
Probably two dollars.
- [Paul] Probably fifty
cents, if being generous.
- [Larry] Ooh, we forgot
to go over the prices.
- [Paul] Uh huh.
- [Larry] So right now I'm negative -
- [Paul] Right now, okay,
so you started at 13,
so I guess you're negative 37?
- That's what I thought.
- [Paul] Do you really think
this card has a price tag?
- [Larry] It might. It's Valkyrie's.
Well, I lied. It's fifty cents.
- [Paul] Fifty cents?
Aww, well. Sorry...
- [Larry] No you're not.
First pack, Rising Rampage:
Linkmail Archfiend,
Smog of Darkness.
Pack three: I'm sorry, I'm not happy.
- [Paul] It's okay, I'm not either.
- [Larry] Ooh!
- [Paul] Oh hey, what's that? Get Out?
- [Larry] Get Out.
It's the first secret I've
ever pulled from this Wal-Mart.
Get Out is five dollars.
And it figures, the first secret I pull in
this Wal-Mart would be not
one of the pricey ones.
All right, first pack...
- [Paul] First pack.
- [Larry] White Howling,
Avida. Actually, not a
bad card in my opinion,
I guess it just relies on your opponent
to kinda commit everything that they have.
But, it can be a field
wiper, can't be chained to.
(Larry sighs)
- [Larry] Be gentle on me.
- [Paul] There you go!
- [Larry] An Ultra Blue
Slug. How much are -
- [Paul] I don't know that
that's worth loads, but you know.
- [Larry] It used to be.
Hmm, not -
- [Paul] How are we feeling?
- [Larry] Not looking good, with -
- [Paul] Not looking
good, what do we need?
- [Larry] I have five
Mystic Fighters left,
and out of everything I pulled
a Valkyrie's Embrace, 50 cents,
Blue Slug, about $2, Get Out, about five.
So I'm still currently
thirty dollars in the hole.
- [Larry] If I can pull
one of the Dragonmaidens,
Kitchen or Nurse, or the Mathmech Xyz,
then I have hope.
- [Paul] You have hope?
- [Larry] Then at least
I wouldn't have lost.
(sighing)
Oh, it's a Mathmech,
but not the right one.
You could've bought them
off a bum in the street
and you would've pulled better.
Cynet Backdoor. It's funny
how it's a dark hole.
Changeover, Heavy Slump,
Mathmech Superfactorial.
Dragonmaid Ernus?
Huh, just looking how
similar these are and -
- [Paul] Yeah, they look almost the same.
- [Larry] Jinzo, Generaider Boss Stage.
I think this has a little
bit of a price on it.
I think it's like $3.
Yep, second to the last.
- [Paul] Ah, joy.
- [Larry] It is.
- [Paul] The viewers wanted Wal-Mart.
- [Larry] You made me come here like,
"Larry, let's go to Wal-Mart."
Final Sigma.
- [Paul] Final pack here.
- [Larry] I only wanna smack it.
- [Paul] You have to try
though, you know what I mean?
You have to try.
- Ain't enough try in the world.
(Larry sighs)
Stamping Destruction, Boss Fight,
Division, Gunfire, huh.
- [Paul] Another Boss Stage. Oh man.
The holidays were not the best to us, eh?
- [Larry] It wasn't the
holidays, it was stupid Wal-Mart.
I hate this place.
I pulled more Mathmech.
I pulled all my secrets
from this thing, was a Mathmech.
Why'd you make me come here?
So, let's see,
five plus 2.50 plus a dollar,
- [Paul] Dollar.
Plus 3.50 each, that's seven.
What'd we say, 16?
So, in conclusion, I hate this Wal-Mart.
Um, hate it very badly. I'll
never come here again, ever.
Started out plus 13, spent 50,
went next to go neg 37...
To gain 16, to go neg 21.
I promise as soon as I
get out of this place,
it will look up. I guarantee that.
But, laugh at my pain
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We gonna get you a Bumble.
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I've been Larry. This has been Team APS.
(sighs)
End phase.
Paul, look at these.
- [Paul] What is this?
- [Larry] Jingly bells.
- [Paul] Is that a skirt?
- [Larry] I'm getting - it's
not a skirt, these are boxers.
- [Paul] Wait, what?
- [Larry] I'm getting these.
My wife's gonna be a happy woman.
- [Paul] What size are these?
- [Larry] Honey, I got you a present.
- [Paul] God.
