I'm tired of my friends
breaking up with women
for no reason,
  just leaving them.
 I saw my boy
 Tony the other day...
I said, "Tony,
  how's Tasha doing?"
 He said, "Man, I left
  that chick.
 She got three bad-ass kids."
  I said, "Tony, them
are your kids.
You cannot leave a girl
  'cause your kids are bad."
You have to have a good excuse
when you leave
  someone, you know?
Like my ex-girlfriend who left
 me because, according to her,
 "I will never amount
 to anything."
15 years later,
let me just say this...
  lucky guess, bitch.
Like, you ain't know...
 [ Laughter ]
  She ain't know I was gonna
  turn out like this,
 you know what I mean?
Like...
She ain't a psychic --
  she's just a good guesser.
That's all that [bleep]
 really boils down to.
