Okay. I will try to form Greater Germany in
RTA. Okay, let’s go. Get rid of these. And
I need to justify. I need to invest in Baden,
and I suppose I’ll invest in Bavaria too
for good measure. Pop over to Saxony and start
the time until that happens. Don’t need
education, Pink Floyd. Okay, yeah, I can’t
go there, okay I can. Actually you go there,
you go here, you go there, you go there, THERE,
you go here. Good call, again. Right, start
this as well. Then, yeah I don’t know, I’ll
just have to go. No time to think about it.
Apparently my segment is zero. Ooops, wrong.
Managing armies in real time, it’s a pain
isn’t it. Should just remember that the
important thing is to kill their armies as
fast as possible. 5th of July, can I catch
them... Just, keep going, we’ll just need
to kill their armies. It’s really all that
matters much. What’s happening with Württemberg,
yep, they’re being very difficult today.
Luxembourg then. Should get discredited by
France at least, they tend to do this. Yeah
I’m winning at least. We won that siege
apparently. I’ll stick to these, Swissies.
Swisseries. Yeah okay. 3rd of November, so,
everybody. Everybody move your body. Suppose
maybe I should take, you know, Vienna. It
just feels like the right thing to do to be
honest. Nice, alright, I mean it’s possible
that they will cough up some more, like, minor
units and stuff, but I’ll just rely on my
allies to deal with that. Hopefully. Yeah,
okay, ooops. Next we need Papal States. This
is a new little trick I’m trying out. Well
it’s not new, but it’s the first time
I’m trying it, so. It’s to circumvent
their alliance with Russia. This is not great.
Split in twain. Parma, yeah. This can maybe
give Sardinia a bit of a boost to their score,
which could come in handy. Can’t invest
into Württemberg so I have to prioritize
their relations. Blast. Okay, Denmark. Wait.
No, not directly, we need to go through these
guys first. Oh you got exiled. Okay. Oh my
god, holy crap I’m dropping like a rock
here, why is this so bad. Okay I won at least,
that’s nice. Oh you can’t get… seriously
you can’t get out of here. Well that’s
a bummer isn’t it. They’re just gonna
stand there and die, trapped in a cage of
their own making. Or something like that.
Then, verdammt. Something. We’re just f*cking
storming. Storming the Bastille. Okay, they
didn’t stick around. I’m gonna go to Paris.
Go back. Okay, never mind, you go back. This
is not working out for me, it doesn’t seem
to be working out for me, it’s a shame.
This is of course a bit of a hassle, the fact
that they are here and I cannot get military
access. I might have to prioritize Baden and
actually drop them entirely, because I cannot…
This sucks, so much. I really wish I hadn’t
sent them in here to die like that. Okay seriously
I wanna get an attack general. Do not have
time to look around so I’ll just take this
guy. And then like charge like a moron. Okay
gonna have to run back. It’s a mess. Everything
is a mess. Actually, they’re doing pretty
well all things considered. Feel like this
is not good performance from me at all. You’re
going around… look at these sneaky bastards.
Let’s go. I don’t wanna risk these battles
more than I have to. Hoo boy, look at this!
So many people are dying. So much senseless
violence, for the sake of a dream. I’ve
got minus one, that’s amazing. Look how
poorly this is going. Still, if I keep this
up, then… I’ll just keep going back forth.
Guess I’ve got pretty much the entire French
army pinned down right now. Yeah well, this
has certainly improved the warscore quite
a bit, so. You know, as long as I win this
war in the end it actually isn’t too bad
that I’ve been playing it terribly so far
because
I still have to get all the spherelings and
stuff before I can finish, so. Maybe this
is honestly the strategy you should be using,
just let ‘em gather everything up and you
just put all your armies in one place and
just crush them. How about now. Cool. Yeah
right that was way easier once I just stopped
trying to be using actual strategy and instead
just deathstacked. I guess that strategy can
work in the early game. In the late game that
would not be very effective. How’s Austria,
they are ranked 9, so that’s nice. Don’t
know when they dropped though. Oh Spain. Denmark.
See if Sweden will join, sometimes they do,
sometimes they don’t. Schleswig-Holstein.
This war is trivial. A lot of people didn’t
join. Did Sweden join? Yeah I think they did,
cool. Cool cool. Keep up the pressure. Secondary
power! How’s my jingoism right now. Don’t
know. I’m just gonna check Censored press
real quick. Five point eight, okay. We’ll
just speed that up then I think. We shouldn’t
pause for this, but, eh. Poor children. Oh,
that was fast. Okay, cool. Cool cool. How
ya doin, okay, already. Alright, looks to
be rising I hope. Are there any other issues.
Doesn’t look like it actually. Landed voting,
it’s pretty low, so that’s cool. Yeah,
just waiting then, okay cool, they wanted
Landed shit, so. Could’ve checked I guess
what they actually wanted most. Little bit
more. Just a little bit more. Please. Please,
guys. Yes! Thank you. What’s this, Luxembourg,
okay. Beautiful. What the f*ck. Oh my god.
Did not see this coming. Dear god. I wasn’t
paying attention to my infamy, was I. No,
I cannot give them Tirol, I can do this however.
Alright. Baden, I swear to god. And the Netherlands
who is allied to like Spain or something.
So this is actually the worst. It’s actually
the worst. There are no god clearly. Wait
a minute, wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on.
This is fine, I think. Yeah this is fine,
I just realized. Oh yeah this is fine, this
doesn’t matter, I’m at peace now. Let’s
do this, and let’s just release these, yes.
There, below infamy limit. Okay, saved it!
Oh Jesus. Yes, it’s just Württemberg now.
Okay go go go. Yes! Wow, okay. I got everything
don’t I, I have Austria, I have Luxembourg,
I have this part. So yeah, that’s how you
form Greater Germany I guess. Wow, that was
more stressful than I would’ve liked, but
hey, I got it. So that’s it.
