If Hillary Clinton becomes president,
she’s promised to tell us the truth about aliens
I would like to go into those files
and, hopefully, make as much of that public as possible
Which puts her in first place when it comes to getting that sweet, sweet UFO truther vote
If there’s something there, unless it’s a threat to national security, I think we ought to share it with the public
Stephen Hawking’s latest project might get us one step closer to finding alien life
I want to believe!
It’s now estimated that there are tens of billions of habitable planets in our galaxy alone
Stephen Hawking, Mark Zuckerberg and Russian billionaire Yuri Milner
are sending thousands of tiny, stamp-sized nanocrafts into space
Nerds!
The project is called Breakthrough Starshot —
That sounds like an awful NBC reality show
Welcome back to Breakthrough Starshot!
We're like American Idol, but worse
What's that?
We're cancelled?
Yeah, that makes sense
and it seeks to find other habitable planets,
but there seems to be one thing on everyone’s mind:
Do aliens exist?
In the past, Hawking has said some pretty spooky stuff about alien life
So if aliens ever visit us,
I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America
which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans
Basically, if aliens look for us and they find us,
they'll kill us
Isn't that a line from Taken?
I will look for you,
I will find you
and I will kill you
Some things Clinton has said don’t seem to rule out the idea that contact has already been made
Unexplained aerial phenomenon
There’s reason to believe she’s already made contact —
Look at this totally real picture
Clinton’s campaign chair, John Podesta,
is also super into aliens
What do you think personally?
What do I think? I think there’s a lot of planets out there
Whether they exist or not,
it’s nice to finally see a candidate say something positive about aliens
When Mexico sends its people,
they're not sending their best
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