Intro:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the fake slim shady please sit down?
I repeat will the fake slim shady please sit
down?
Were gonna have a problem here.
so you never seen a white person before?
Im cuacasion even more, playing golf yelling
four!!
The opposite of poor and whiter then the kitchen
floor while standing on cheese and its good
being me because I don't get harrassed by
police.. ha ha.. no offense but theres no
need for me to hop over fence, but I should
try because im tired of sitting on the bench,
and handing out drinks to keep my teamates
thirst quenched.
but, this is the fake shady so I will sit
down, cant even play hide and go seek cuz
I know ill get found.
But, Coach caoch please put me in the game!!
"no son are you insane?"
your whiter than suger cane and cant even
make a layup wide open in the lane.
coach I hate when you complain.
"no no son ill just rather listen to lil wayne
instead of seeing you airball agiaaaan."
yet then again this the fake slim shady, impossible
to check mate me cuz im the mash potatoes
covered in gravy, don't care if my hairs not
wavy, im not a wannabe jay z, people say im
crazy cuz I like to rock out and say "yeah
baby!!" , but maybe, im just whiter then the
rabbit who gave ya rabbies, but wait please,
and please have no fear, ima put this vanilla
flavor in your ear so get ready for the most
whack ass chorus youll ever hear!!.... haha
are you ready?
chorus: (2x)
Cuz im the fake shady, no not the real shady,
impossible to check mate me cuz im the mash
potatoes covered in gravy
so ill sit down ill sit down
ill sit down
Im the nice guy who goes to the drive through
at taco bell and says keep the change to the
cashier, I have a shotgun in the trunk only
for hunting deer, and thugs say im weird because
I don't have a....
You think I give a damn about a pistol?
That cant even scare an old lady with a kindle,
more embarrassing than being a camp counsler
with a whistle, "kids come here, around the
camp fire we go, us white people run very
slow, so, ima give you an arrow and a bow
that exlplodes your enemy from head to toe"
ohh sweet bro, lets go!!!
To a place, a nascar race because I cant run
faster then the tooth paste you squeeze out
of the tube, no athletic skills so I work
at jiffy lube, tryin to be a faithful dude
but always in the mood for the car wash girls
in the nude, so I think of something real
shrude, but I continue to change tires, I
cant drop these pliers but I promise you ima
go whiter than micheal myres!!!
chorus: (2x)
Cuz im the fake shady, no not the real shady,
impossible to check mate me cuz im the mash
potatoes covered in gravy
so ill sit down ill sit down
ill sit down
Are you jealous because I own 5 big houses
all each in suburban towns, so rich I tip
more than my bill at charlie browns, this
filet steak with a vanilla shake will sure
put on a few pounds, but, how great does it
sound that I can afford unlimited rounds,
at the bar now im suddenly a star and the
most popularrrr at throwing 5 thousand ones
at these stripers so they can afford a car
but I think their tranvestites because one
has a scar right below her scarf that she
wears on her waist and it bleeds whenever
she gets a taste.. haha get it? ok then forget
it im whiter then the ticket that cops give
ya cuz you're a gimmick, this gangsta life
I wanna live it, but my skin aint fit for
a fitted, baseball cap, baggy clothes, and
a wackass freestyle rap, and that's why the
hood is off my map, yet I still sit on santa
clause lap and ask, for this gangster life
asap.
chorus: (4x)
Cuz 
im the fake shady, no not the real shady,
impossible to check mate me cuz im the mash
potatoes covered in gravy
so ill sit down ill sit down
ill sit down
outro:
ha ha
guess theres a fake shady in all of us
lets all sit down
