welcome welcome welcome back to American sports
live
Im you host Jared Quay
with a lot of shit to say
crazy week in sports
our top story is....
Antoino Cromarite
that right having his 14th kid
14 kids that more kids than people at the
last supper
that more kids than Fast and furious movies
that more kids then the browns have losses
that more kid then my entire little league
football team
alright we were small but we were good
I played running back and safety and we won
the championship
Plus he had a vecetimy
this guy seamen are like Michael Phelps getting
gold metals
and they say black people can't swim
but Black seaman sure can amazingly
BLACK SEAMEN MATTER
Next story: Spurs vs the Warriors
this series is weird because they are the
exact opposite with
Kawhi Leonard on and off the court
in fact this is Kawhi case that he should
be MVP
because with out him, the Spus are just a
bunch of Europeans playing in the NBA
Kawhi they need you back get well...
Make Cornrows great again
Fresh off the diamond
Arizona Diamondbacks Chris Iannetta take a
ball straight to the face
OUCH!!!
Sorta live Strippers in Vegas during Memorial
weekend
and now for my next segment I'm going to be
speaking Spanish
I am the sexiest smoothest person alive
I movie like a butterfly and sting like a
bee
I dance like MC hammer and have sex like Mini
mi
This reporter has the sexiest butt.
Next story HOCKEY
thats right their is a big probability that
the standby cup finals will be between the
Ottawa Senators and the Nashville Predators
and those are two team that no one really
gives a fuck about
no one even know where Ottawa is
is in Northeran Canada
or Eastern Europe
and Nashville those guys would rather get
drunk of there ass and watch "Nashville" then
watch hockey match
there better be a lot of fights
Chelsea Wins the premier soccer league
and I give 0 fucks about that
but you know who is there....
My top Emmy nominated corespondent VT
It time to turn up... as soon as we take off...
I'm all the way up
that shit lit huh???
alright guys that been our show
in Jared Quay
Soulettes sing me something sexy
Jacksonville to the SUPERBOWL
I shouldn't have drank so much coffee
