You can simulate stuff
on your computer.
Why can't we simulate a girl?
I guess I could, but why?
It's two-dimensional
on the screen.
It's not flesh and blood.
But we can ask it questions.
We'll put it in
real-life sexual situations
and see how it reacts.
Well, what about
your girl in Canada?
She lives in Canada.
She has no morals.
I don't like that in a girl.
Anyway, get to work.
Very nice.
Hold it, Wyatt.
I know female stats.
Anything bigger than a handful,
you're risking a sprained tongue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Okay. Now what?
Should we give her a brain?
Yeah. We'll play chess
with her.
Chess? Just give her
a brain.
That's all we can do
with my stuff.
Did you get a free
toaster with this, too?
The problem is,
this is a lame idea.
Your computer is a wimp.
We need a lot more power.
What do you suggest?
