Cool Chemi
*Laughter
Hello
So, today I am going to be doing
The Periodic Table Song
and I am 7 years old so,
you are about to be amazed
*Audience laughter
Now, How do you shorten this?
*Audience laughter
There... Ok...
Sooooo.......
And now, I present
The Elements of the Periodic Table
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium
Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur
Chlorine and Argon
Potassium
and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium
and Chromium and Manganese
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium
then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium
Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium
Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware
then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and
Iodine and Xenon and then
Caesium and...
*Deep breath
Barium is 56
and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and
Praseodymium
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium
Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium
Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium
Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich
when you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium
and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Actinium
Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium
Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium
then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium,
Copernicium
Nihonium, Flerovium
Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine, Oganesson
And then we're done!!
* Applause
Sayonara, Arigato!
