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Anyway, there I was, thinking about the upcoming
second round of the french election.
After some daily meditation, I suddenly felt
very strongly that Marine Le Pen had already
lost for sure.
Yes, it was as if I knew, with undeniable
certainty, that she had legitimately lost
the election.
You see, very powerful forces are at play
here.
So, because I couldn't believe my own convictions,
I have finally decided to go check the latest
polls for the french presidential elections
of 2017.
Well well well well, you will not believe
what I has found!
Oh gee... surprise surprise... what do you
think it is?
It is 100% confirmed.
Marine Le Pen Will Lose, and Macron will be
the next president of the United States of
France.
It is unavoidable and you know it's true.
The true truth cannot be denied, no matter
how hard you try.
You can even try to use 4chan /pol/ memes,
to meme Marine Le Pen into the presidency,
but you will ultimately fail.
The only reason why your meme tactics have
worked for Donald Trump, is because the powers
that be wanted it to happen.
You, far right extremists, are such sheeple,
and because of this you have all been deceived
into thinking that you actually have a choice
on this matter.
How can you even hope to have any influence
on the grand scheme of things.
It has been decided...
Macron will rule supreme over you all.
You have been utterly defeated.
BAELHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I laugh, you fascists just keep getting owned,
over and over again.
How will you ever, recover from this?
Pro tip, you can't, it is over.
Accept your total submission.
Yes, that's what I like to see.
