What's up everybody welcome back to my
channel! Hi, how are ya? mmm
I don't want to go back to the old me
dealing in drama like this
I've grown so much and a lot of my
behavior in the past was super childish
you guys. Honestly... (I think James Charles is outside) Get the water balloons.
Oh my god is this -  I think we're here!
Oh my god can you imagine living here? No I mean
this is a dump but we couldn't film in
Calabasas so... I can't believe I'm finally
meeting Jeffree Star! I really wanna see his cryogenic chamber. Is he gonna like give
me money? Like "Hi Jeffree I'm poor" I'm
not gonna say anything.
Jeffree: Hello! Hi babe!
Shane: Oh my god hi I'm poor give me money.
Jeffree: Hi how are ya - don't touch me.
Shane: Oh hi
Jeffree: Oh ignore them, this is
Drama, Delicious and Dildo.
Shane: And Jeffree this is our new cameraman, Channel.
Jeffree: Oh hi
welcome Channel to my back!
Shane: Oh my god there's, people here they're all really pretty
Jeffree: Good morning
everyone!
Shane: Kinda wish I used deodorant...
Jeffree: Girl I have had a day of it and it's only 10:30. I
almost didn't film this video today
because someone infiltrated the grounds,
scaled the castle, I had them executed
it's been a whole thing - hello now. Come
on capital punishment! The guillotine? Girl.
Jeffree Star approved. Ooo come on
lighting. I don't cry, I don't sweat
I don't urinate but I am a kind person.
#I'm gonna SLIT YOUR THROAT#
I don't feel like I'm that same person anymore.
#I'M GONNA SUFFOCATE YOUR MOM#
So I just got this Louis Vuitton luggage
set that I'm not happy with but I cannot
return it to the store because I don't
have the receipts. Honestly I just like
don't gain any weight.
Shane: How about like $50? It's only been 5
minutes but I've has to hide already cuz I'm so nervous!
Do you have enough room in your bag for
that clock?
Jeffree: I don't know why I'm nervous I don't even know who he is.
Babe?
Shane: Hi yeah I'm here don't assassinate
me...
Girl. Girl! Girl. Girl. Girl.
Fully grown woman.
My teeth were 3 million dollars. Summer
is here so it's time to get really
glossy and really shiny you want to look
like you sucked on a tube of KY Jelly - hello Thursday night.
Shane: Oh my god hi guys hi I'm
Shane I'm poor
Jeffree: So this is Daddy, Deborah and Diana Princess of Wales
#SLUT SLUT BURN IN HELL#
Shane: Jeffree? What is
your biggest insecurity?
Jeffree: Honestly, probably...
Shane: FASCINATING oh my god it's
like, are you a happy person?
Jeffree: Um I think I...
Shane: Like what's better knowing you've turned
your life around or frosting?
Jeffree: So what you have to understand is...
Shane: Jeffree, oh my god,
are you okay?
Jeffree: Honestly...
Shane: HA! I'm so poor. So Jeffree's filming a video right now
he's asked me not to interrupt
Jeffree: You guys know I hate being bothered girl
let's dive right in...

Good morning
Shane: I think Celia's job's open
Jeffree: This is some real tea you guys our warehouse was broken
into
This is a beautiful rose pink in the shade "Salmonella." Ooh you know when
you have an existential crisis? Hi!
Why are ya? Obviously you guys love
Beauty Killer so this time around we've
also got Killer Killer. Die! How are ya?
Do ya want a Pop Tart? They're imported from Italy, they're made from onyx, they're stained to the exact
shade of my asshole.
This is where keep the Pop Tarts, this is
where I keep Nate... This is a nude lip with a purple, green, yellow, blue, red shift. It is
so much fun you guys so let's dive
right in and smoke it! This collection
will be launching January 35th yes! Hi.
I'm scared
I'm totally shook I dookied in my Dior girl.
#Fuck me fuck me KILL ME DEAD#
Put this in the right light and look it'll change girl, can't relate.
Shane: Like I'm not
just saying this for the video but I am so
fucking proud of you
Jeffree: And I respect you
so much Simon
Shane: I want to finish this I want the next part to be totally about
your past
Jeffree: Kayy...
Shane: I want you to come to my house
Jeffree: I'm not coming to your house
Shane: There are three broken toilets
Jeffree: I love that
Shane: HA! Well get
ready! So what have we learned about
Jeffree and his empire and entourage?
#SUCK MY AAASSSSSS#
#I'm gonna make your insides into crudités#
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Nova to the stage WHAT oh this is the first
Youtuber parody that Nova's been in
what how was it for you?
Nova: Yeah it was
really really fun but like as you said
it's my first one so please go easy on
me!
Olympia: Oh don't go easy on her at all that's
ridiculous. Did we go easy on Jeffree Star? I think not.
Nova: We are super super big fans of Jeffree Star
we've liked him ever since the old MySpace days we love his music so...
Olympia: Religiously
listen to his music
Nova: It was super super fun to do this and it is actually the second
time I've dressed it's Jeffree Star, a few years ago like way way back in the day
I think even before Nova was a thing
Olympia: It was like a Halloween thing
Nova: There was
there was a little attempt so umm yeah we'll put up a photo of that...
Olympia: But that's why that's why Nova's done this one is
because she looked so much like her the first time we just thought there's no way
Nova: I don't think I look anything fucking like him the first time you guys can decide
Olympia: I think you did well anyway who cares
Nova: For those of you who are familiar with our channel you know that
I'm not the best at accents and impressions
Olympia: Shite!
(Nova: Up your ass and round the corner, all the
way to California)
Nova: If you are a Patron of ours we've got a great blooper
reel where umm I'm just absolutely
failing miserably at this accent so
please look forward to that
Olympia: There'll be a note afterwards about joining our
Patreon. As always we're going to be
doing a very short version of this
parody to put on a social media so find
both of our social medias down below
it's gonna be on Twitter and Instagram and on our Facebook page so, they've all reacted to
these parodies apart from Shane but
since this is a bit of a Shane parody as
well there's still a chance for him to react
Nova: The funny thing is Shane has reacted to
umm other parodies before, so, but not of
his own which is interesting
Olympia: Did he not care for it? Didn't
care for it
Nova: Very interesting
Olympia: If you want to see them react then tag the absolute
shit out of them and umm... well we'll see
Nova: Little special thanks to Char for being
our camera assistant wo-MAN. Umm again if you check out the blooper reel on
Patreon you can see me just giving her
absolute shit throughout the shooting
so yeah thanks Char.
Olympia: Ah, thanks guys please subscribe to our channel down below we've
got loads of parodies and shit on here if you like this one
Nova: Yaaaay!
Olympia: Ah that's it now get out, go on get out!
To join the Novympia Cult visit
http://www.patreon.com/novympia you know
who did? Our brand new Patrons Joan
Collin's Left Ear Bud, Jeff Shepstone,
Bianca Magdalena, Owlfoot and Richard W Brown
