Gujjus. there are many Gujjus here
Gujjus. You guys are great.
but i don't like one of your religion in particular
its MAVAISM aka TobaccoISM aka MukeshISM
there is this one product only in Gujarat which is never advertised....
....and its Maavo (Tobacco)
because its selling rate is high without any advertisement.
there are plenty of good ads that we get to see
Like in winter, there is an ad of a thermal wear saying...
Thandi mein de Garmi ka Ehsaas (I will not translate this)
and same company manufactures inner wears for  summer
in that they write
Garmi mein de Thandi ka Ehsaas (Neither this one)
and what has Monsoon given us?
Just a picture on Facebook.
in that, there is a glass
there are drops on water on it
Clicked and Uploaded
this is one common pic on everbody's wall
its still ok
but the Damn caption is also common
I LOVE RAIN BECAUSE IT HIDES MY TEARS
now my friend uploads one similar photograph...
....But....In Summer
and he wrote #Rain
#Baarish (#Rain)
#Varsaad (#Rain)
i said "Come here"
"whats this"
he said "Photo"
i said "i can see that...
...but this is not possible at present"
he said "No bro....its possible"
i asked how
he said "So what you do is you take a GLASS and you SPIT on it" (With Maava)
*MaavaSHOT
*FATALITY
upload
i asked "how did you Manage Red colored rain you Lannister?"
he said "Broooo.....you don't observe my pictures very closely bro..."
"Thats why i uploaded it in Black and White so that no one can know"
Is there any biker gang here who likes....well....BIKES
who ride every Sunday
Now what happens is that when you are wearing the Royal Enfield Riding Gear ....
....then there is not a minute space for even a FART.
and in this situation, these studs have to ChitChat while riding
they chitchat in sign language for signal and all
they are like this is 40 kmph speed
50 Kmph speed
and some of them are Next Level Savage
they use both hands to indicate 100 Kmph speed
*Next Level Savage*
so while returning, we made a hault at one Dhaba (restaurant)
and i saw that two of them are still communicating in sign language
i said "Bro. You can stop now. The Ride is over"
"now you can speak"
he said "No No bro. This is because we can eat maavo with Comfort"
Gujaratis have.....
immese love for it...let me tell you...
they have a different style of spitting Maava
Audi, BMW, Mercedes.
they will buy grand cars like these
but just to save its paint, they will spit maava after opening the whole damn door *While they are driving*
*Viral Gujju Song* It has 14 Million+ freaking views
Bhavnagar. Bhavnagar is one step ahead of this
i once went there to perform
and i saw that one guy spits Maava one the road while wearing a helmet
i was like
"Houdini?"
so i drove past him and i saw that....
....this guy has....
a french cut shaped part removed from his helmet
RAJKOT
Rajkot is on God level for Mavaism
The Roads there are not black
they are Red
if there is a Pothole on the road then the Rajkot Municipal Corporate guys tell any five guys that
please spit here
no need of anything else
So in Rajkot
one uncle his riding his scooter
and one aunty is sitting behind him
and her face is covered with Pallu of her saree
and the age of that couple would be around 65-70
and seeing this, word came out of my mouth automatically
Awww
such a cute couple
and just at the same instance, Aunty uncovers her face and Spits
*MaavaSHOT
and i am like Why?
why did you do it Aunty?
Why?
and Aunty is like
Why Should Boys have All the Fun huh?
