Have you ever had to hide a dead body (Yes)
but just couldn't find the place? (YES!)
Oh, hey!
Didn't see you there!
Sorry, thought I saw my neighbors again
So me, as a "product" of flame, I like to use my flame to uh...
...burn dead bodies.
*Staring into the camera as it zooms in, he thinks about life and all of its controversies. Things change, people pass, and life moves on. However, he is finding himself stuck in the continuous loop of self-hatred and regret for what he has, or moreso hasn't done. This is represented by the burning flame*
Our products are used by many good people!
Just listen to these happy customers!
Allah- uh... oh, I like to use my flame for molotov cocktails.
I like to burn the jews. Oh wait, he said juice. Yeah right. We all know what he was trying to get at.
We all know what he was thinking.
Or releasing my super hot fire mixtape.
A mistake happens on screen.
I like to use my flame for get-togethers and celebrations, something that isn't common any more.
What a NERD!
So order a flame product today!
If you order now, you get a free hound!
*dies*
