Thinking about plastic surgery?
Why go to a Doctor when you can come to my
basement?
Besides, anyone's a professional if you pay
'em, right?!
So come on down to Jenny's Plastic Surgery
Basement.
The lighting isn't great, but the price is
just right!
And if you can't pay, that's fine too, I definitely
need the practice.
At Jenny's Plastic Surgery Basement I perform
all the common procedures, like: Shoulder
Chipping, Belly Unbuttoning, Earlobe Tugging,
Butt Bongo-ing, Waist Basketing, Blink Quickening,
Melba Toasting, Armpit Enhancements and Rhinopastry!
Or I could just get rid of your cows feet
with some LifeBrand botulism!
Now with extra botch.
Act now, and I'll de-knuckle the finger of
your choice, for free!
Feel rejuvenated, even if you've never felt
juvenated in the first place.
But don't take it from me, listen to this
satisfied client.
Before the procedure, I thought rhinopastry
was just a typo!
But when I woke up on Jenny's bathroom floor
I knew something was wrong.
Now I get way more funny looks from strangers,
but everything smells like croissants.
Thanks, Jenny.
Jenny's Plastic Surgery Basement.
Walk-ins only, 'cause my phone doesn't get
a signal down here.
Oh, don't mind the bugs, they're mostly friendly.
