Jack & Jeremy [singing]: Ba, ba ba, motherfucking Jeopardy
Gavin: [laughing]
Jack: Here we go
Jeremy: This has fucking guitar riffs too, listen to it
[miscellaneous guitar riff noises]
Jack: Ah, I'm the old woman
Gavin: [breathy rendition of the Jeopardy theme song]
Gavin: [breathy rendition of the Jeopardy theme song]
Jeremy: Where are you Jack?
Jack: Where the fuck am I?
Gavin: [gradually louder rendition of Jeopardy theme song]
Jeremy: [laughing] Fuck! You only need to hit left bumper once
Jeremy: It is on easy right? / Jack: Hard Stop right there
Jeremy: I really hope it's on easy / Jack: Oh shit I didn't even see
Jeremy: I think... maybe it saves the settings
Jack: What do you mean by-by his THEN wife, Julann
Jack: Ladies and Gentlemen this- 
Gavin: Oh!
Jack: -is Jeopardy It is Wednesday
Gavin: They're playing Heroes and Halfwits, we're playing Jeopardy
Gavin: That's right bitch!
Jeremy: Je-je-je-je-jeopardy (pronounced like geoparty)
Jack: And this always goes well for us
Jack: Alright, Zoology,  This Means War!,  Bible Belts, World Travel, From Stage To Screen, and-
Gavin- It's really ZOology
Alex: X Marks The Spot (Jack: Alright!) Inspired by This Olivia Newton-John film about a Roller disco
Gavin: what's button to buzz it?
Jeremy: uh, "A"
Jeremy: There it is.
Gavin: I don't know it
Jeremy: Is it Grease? oh.
Jack: [singing] Xaaanaduuu
Gavin: Turns out I knew it
Jeremy: oh, I guess X marks the spot might've-
Jack: Oh, from screen to stage, ok
Jack: Take your time, Gavin.
Jeremy: Fuck
Gavin: [laughing] I don't- uhh. wait-
Jeremy: Is it a frog, a toad, or a salamander?
Jack: Salamanca
[Jack and Jeremy saying Salamanca and Gavin trying to figure out what the fuck is happening]
Jeremy: It is Indeed a salamander.
Jack: ooh, mudpuppy
Jeremy: They can walk on-
They can like come out of the-
They look like fish that can walk on land
Gavin: 800 bunces
Gavin: Get BIBLICAL!
Jack: uuhhhhh
Jeremy: I mean not that I know, I mean, like, I don't know this, but I just wanted the chance
Jack: it was Cain, right? Cain and Abel?
Jack: HEeyy
Jeremy: oh, look at Jack, knowing his Bible.
Jack: I went to Bible camp once
Jeremy: yeah, so did I
Gavin: you have to go camping?
Jeremy: Elf!
Jack: God dammit, I like dropped something
Jack: Oh, come on, Jeremy
Jack: There we go
Jack: I was gonna get mad if you didn't know the answer
Jeremy: I knew that one
Gavin: Dude, nobody's gotten anything wrong yet
Gavin: C'MON!
[Gavin and Jeremy yelling]
Jeremy: NO!
Jeremy/Gavin: oh.
Jeremy: laughing/ Gavin: uuuuuhhh
Jeremy: uh-oh
Jeremy: You- you fucked up
[Jeremy laughing]
Jeremy: That is not the answer, Gavin
Jeremy: DAMN IT
[Jack and Gavin laughing]
Jack: uh, you did squid, right? Let's try octopus.
Jeremy: yeah, Giant Pacific Octopus
Gavin: I didn't know about a giant octopus
Jeremy: yep
Jack: Remember when Gavin said we haven't fucked it up yet?
Gavin: Yeah- well, yeah. It was gonna happen, wasn't it
Jack: uh- I Sentence You
Jack: What?
Gavin: uh- English
Jeremy: I don't- I mean, ok. wait.
Jeremy: oh boy
Jeremy: It's the imperative sentence? It's probably do it
Jack: Oh, look at the fucking Writer over here
Jeremy: yeah
Jack: Captain i have a book
Jeremy: I do have a book. Back to animals
[Jeremy and Gavin yelling... again]
[Jeremy is excited, the others are not]
Gavin: OH, SHIT THE BED!
Jack: Oh, it's the Java
Jeremy: aw, my fingers
ANIMALS
Jack: James Clavell?
Gavin: Oh, come on!
Jeremy: oh, man.
Jack: I did not know that one
Jeremy: Oh, dude, I know my animals
Jeremy: I like animals
Jack: Ah, fucking gator
Jack: Chlorophyl
Gavin: Well, I don't know what the question is?
Jeremy: I'm not really sure what the question is
Gavin: oh.
Jack: oh, is Blrorbbiin
Jeremy: oh, alright, yeah
Jeremy: Well done, Gavin
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of This directors Classic film It's a Wonderful Life Ballet oh i
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Universities Not Really I don't know it i don't know it
Jacqueline
Harvard
Jack
Jeremy: Crushed that round 
Trebek: Player One back to you for your next selection uh!
Let's go to world travel to the sixth Century, Eglise St-Germain-Des-Pres may be
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Eglise St-Germain-des-prés oh
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That's Correct Yeah Yeah but Those are religious fucks all right Player Two you start
Speaking of which, bible! In the Sermon on the Mount Jesus Says that if someone smiteth you here, offer
also the other. I don't know what he just said. It's the other cheek right Yeah oh?
You guys need ta learn Jesus
Twenty After The Israelites complained
Moses smote one of these twice and water came out. He smote...
Jeremy's mashing away over there
He smote a bong on a horse until water came out yeah yeah That's where it beat a Dead horse came from
Because he beat it and then water came out. Oh?
It seemed likely.
Player Two, In a book named for Moses' successor, this man smites the Gibeonites
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No Abraham, like killed his- or was gonna kill his son, right? Isn't that who Abraham was?
I don't know-I don't know why I was so uh, Joshua
Yes!
Fair play.
Woo! Jack, I don't need to know my Jesus
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Whomped ass.
A crack?
Gavin's gonna get it wrong.
Tail, head, or jawbone.
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Daily Double Let's Get ind several Funny ah Really double
Alright Now Here you go
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What's It gonna be
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Which one did we Pick Gavin?
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Jeremy: Yeah you got it
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