oh hey I didn't see you there I was too
busy contacting the dead with my
newfound skill no big deal but I'm kind
of a medium now now it may seem like you
have to be an expert to be able to do
this but that's not the case all you
really need is an incredible teacher me
today I'm gonna teach you a few things
about how to communicate with the dead
step 1
ghosts like to be talked to like regular
live people most people don't even
realize that what up my ghost bitches
see if you are present in this room give
us a sign
whoa I'm really incredible I didn't know
I could really talk to ghosts
step 2 you got to make the ghost feel
inferior you are the most important
person to hunt right now
hey yo ghost I bet you didn't even do
that I bet it was the wind they hate
that I bet you're super lame and you're
not even here anymore
unless you make a tarot card fly through
the air oh my god oh wow holy shit
I can really talk to ghosts did you see
that the queen of swords I see a
butterfly and a woman in a chair if you
have one sword and it's the Queen it
means them I can't exactly remember what
all of these cards mean but if a ghost
is ever trying to give you a message and
you don't know what it means it's time
for step three make them spell it out on
a Ouija board what up my baller ask
topaz go sleep friends oh I call upon
you ghosts to communicate with me
through this Ouija board this never
works but no problem
jerry are you doing this
okay
U
seriously are you doing this
D
I
E
Udey Udey
[gasp] you die
[gasp]
[gasp]
[gasp]
[yelling and crying]
