Welcome to Game of Thrones Season 5 - CRAMMED!
Often considered the worst of the bunch, despite
having some real diamonds in the rough. Thanks
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It’s flashback time and a young Cersei bullies
a Woods Witch into telling her fortune, and
it’s not great! This hag foretells her betrothal
to King Robert and the death of her incest
children, and that she’ll eventually be
replaced by a younger and prettier Queen.
So back to modern day and Jaime stands Vigil
over Tywin’s body in the Great Sept of Baelor
mulling over the results of releasing Tyrion.
And at the royal wake it seems that cousin
Lancel Lannister has joined a religious group
called the Sparrows. He’s being going to
confession a lot lately and Cersei doesn’t
like that at all, what with them banging and
him helping to get King Robert killed.
Her husband to be Ser Loras and his boy-toy
are interrupted by Margery and the general
feeling is that anyone can do what they want
now that the Lannister Lord is dead.
The Drunk Dwarf Lootcrate arrives in Pentos
at Illyrio’s mansion. Varys wants the Targaryens
restored to power because Westeros is a mess,
but Tyrion is not at his finest and has developed
a drinking problem. He’s a wreck after killing
his father but Varys argues for him to go
to Mereen and help make a true ruler out of
Dany.
So, on the road to Volantis they drink and
annoy each other as best they can.
Dany in turn is continuing to make Mereen
her own city, but the truth is a resistance
movement called the Sons of the Harpy are
starting to murder her men, so Daenerys and
her Unsullied prepare to fight a shadow-war.
Daario and her envoy have returned from Yunkai
where they’ve consented to a peaceful council
to rule. Slavery is out, but they would like
the fighting pits reopened. Daario agrees
with the idea who has a history of pit fighting
himself, and councils Dany to show strength
and free her Dragons.
But they’re unaddressed problem and they’ve
been getting bigger and wilder in the pit
and Dany looses confidence over what to do.
Up at The Wall Jon drills the men hard and
Stannis is currently occupying Castle Black
alongside the Watch. He wants the Wildlings
to join his own army or burn for Melisandre,
and it’s down to Jon to convince Mance Rayder,
their King. But the King Beyond The Wall won’t
force his own people to fight and die for
anyone, even when he discovers he’ll be
burnt alive. And with the choice made Mel
can’t wait to get cooking. It’s a bad
way to go, and for the sake of knowing the
man he was, Jon puts Mance out of his agony.
In the Vale Littlefinger is ruling via Robyn
the weakling and Brienne is in a foul mood
ever since losing Arya. Oddly she has no idea
Sansa is just over there with Littlefinger
as he takes her on a secret mission.
Podrick recognises them in a tavern and Brienne
tries to swear herself to protect Sansa for
her mother’s sake. But she gets laughed
off and Sansa doesn’t want anything to do
with her. They beat a hasty retreat and kill
some men, but despite being mugged off by
both of the Stark girls now, Brienne decides
to tail Sansa for her own safety.
Arya reaches the City of Braavos to start
her new career and is taken far past the bustling
docs to the House of Black and White. She’s
refused entry at the door but after living
rough and camping out for a day or two, Jaqen
H’ghar reveals himself as being no one,
and she’s admitted in.
With Oberyn Martell dead the rest of Dorne
is sending threats, and Cersei worries about
Myrcella’s Safety. Jaime plans to go in
secret to get their daughter back, taking
Bronn with him, who’s currently working
out which of wife’s family need to be killed
in order for him to inherit Stokeworth.
Jaime can sort him an even better marriage
position however if he comes to Dorne.
Meanwhile Prince Doran Martell, ruler of Dorne
is beseeched by his dead brother’s paramour
for vengeance, including killing Marcella.
But Doran’s not into murdering innocents
and the people are unhappy.
Daario helps the unsullied investigate into
the Sons of the Harpy and there’s contention
about how hard to go on their new prisoner.
Dany wont execute without a trial, but the
Harpyman is killed by scared former slaves
and a riot kicks off between the freedmen
and the former masters.
Drogon pops over for a visit but Dany isn’t
the confident woman she used to be and he
can sense this in her.
Cersei has the word out that she’s paying
for dwarf heads which is leading to a lot
of innocent killings, and she decides to sit
in charge of things on the small council,
naming Qyburn her new master of whispers.
Tywin’s brother, uncle Kevan is not interested
in being her puppet however and goes home.
Stannis is angry at Jon for showing mercy
to Mance, and at the watch Alliser Thorne
is likely to be elected the new Lord Commander,
which will make Jon’s life a misery. Stannis
wants Jon to join him and become a Stark instead
of a Snow, inheriting the North as lord of
Winterfell, but Jon will not foreswear his
oath.
So at the election Sam Tarley finds his voice
and speaks up about the brave deeds Jon committed
as he led up toward leading the defence of
The Wall. But he’s also loved a Wildling
and the count against him and Thorne breaks
even, until Maester Aemon casts the deciding
vote to make John Lord Commander.
Over in the House of Black and White Arya
works as a temple apprentice where people
come to worship their gods and die. She wants
to learn all the cool secrets but Jaqen H’ghar
is drilling her on the basics and the fact
that all gods are just a variation on death
itself.
If she is to become no one, she’ll need
to give up her former possessions, which she
duly does with the exception of Needle that
she hides instead. So she’s led down to
the next level of the temple where she and
her new bully tend to the dead.
In King’s Landing its 3rd time lucky as
Margery weds and beds young King Tommen, and
she wastes no time in turning him against
his mother Cersei. So Tommen innocently suggests
she might want to retire back to Casterly
Rock, and the Queen Regent is not happy.
The Boltons are ruling the North from Winterfell,
where Ramsay is still flaying people and torturing
Reek. His father Roose it turns out has been
conspiring with Littlefinger, who’s planning
on marrying Sansa off to Ramsay to help secure
the North. She’s not impressed. Again. But
Littlefinger has a way of convincing people
to do what he wants making it seem like it’s
their choice.
So she plays nice to Roose and meets Ramsay,
despite his psycho girlfriend. While Baelish
and Bolton size each other up as possible
allies.
Brienne and Podrick are still stalking after
her, while she shares her history of being
ridiculed for being a big lass. But she’s
a big lass now who can fight, and she plans
on killing Stannis in revenge for Renly.
Up on The Wall Lord Commander Snow declines
again Stannis’ offer as being reinstated
as a Stark of Winterfell. Stannis sees much
in Jon, and Davos takes a moment to remind
him that the North will suffer for as long
as the Boltons are ruling.
Being Lord Commander is a thankless task,
but despite their hate for each other Jon
praises Alliser Thorne’s skills and experience
to name him 1st Ranger, instead of just sending
him far away now that he’s in charge. Scumbag
Janos Slynt however refuses Jon’s orders
to his face! So the boy must prove he’s
a man and takes Slynt’s head for mutiny.
And Stannis likes it.
Back in the capitol that religious group of
Sparrows drag the sinful High Septon out of
a brothel and make him take the walk of shame.
The small council is mildly amused; But Cersei
decides to visit the High Sparrow who leads
these new religious zealots to see what’s
going on.
Turns out this guy is for real, deeply religious
and possessing nothing, and treating everyone
as equal. Cersei can see the power that he
has over the small folk however, and suggests
the Crown and the Faith work together. Meanwhile
Qyburn is still working on some serious Frankenstein
sh*t for her on the side.
Tyrion and Varys make it to the city of Volantis,
famous for its slaves of every cast including
Red Priests who are all for Daenerys Targaryen.
It’s time to visit some whores, and although
Tyrion still knows how to charm them, he realises
he’s just not into that anymore. No matter
though because in the middle of a piss he’s
captured by Ser Jorah Mormont who plans on
taking him to Dany.
Mormont steals/pays for a boat and bundles
up his hostage for a trip to Meereen, Jorah
hopes that bringing a Lannister hostage like
Tyrion over to Dany will earn her forgiveness
and Tyrion is amused to find out he’s being
kidnapped to the very same place he was trying
to get to anyway.
Jaime and Bronn sail to Dorne on their secret
mission to rescue princess Myrcella and row
to shore in the dead of night. They’re discovered
first thing! But Bronn does what he does best
and Jaime uses his golden hand special technique
to finish off the attack.
Ellaria and the Sand Snakes, other daughters
of the Obeyrn Martell who got his head popped
in King’s Landing know that Jaime is in
town, and they plan to kill Myrcella before
she’s rescued in order to throw the country
into war.
The Iron Bank is pressuring the Iron Throne
to pay back it’s debts, so Cersei is sending
Mace Tyrell, the master of coin over to Braavos
to negotiate better terms. And seeing as he’s
basically a joke she’s also sending Ser
Meryn Trant to keep an eye on things.
Cersei continues her process of removing the
Tyrells from power by next allowing the High
Sparrow to reinstate an ancient religious
military order of zealots, who love gay-bashing
and now have the authority to imprison Ser
Loras.
Margaery is furious, and poor Tommen is clueless,
so he goes to talk to the High Septon about
the faith militant, but gets really bad vibes
at the Sept entry and achieves nothing.
Stannis is planning on attacking Winterfell
with his army, and Melisandre suggests that
she come with him to battle this time in order
to avoid a repeat of Blackwater Bay. She then
offers to have sex with Jon, who refuses,
but she knows she’s made it to his wank-bank.
In fact the Red woman wants Stannis’ mad
wife and his sweet daughter to march with
them too because there’s power in Royal
blood. And despite being cold and humourless
Stannis does love his daughter.
Littlefinger knows it’s not going to be
long before Stannis takes Winterfell and rescues
Sansa from the Boltons, so for now he’s
going to leave her there and return to the
capitol to pretend that he’s still working
for the Lannisters.
Ser Barristan tells Dany about the good old
days and her other better brother Rhaegar.
But the people are still beseeching her reopen
the fighting pits while in the streets the
Sons of the Harpy continue their shadow-war
killing freedmen and unsullied. The attacks
are worse every day, but Ser Barristan the
Bold smells trouble and steps in to have grey
worm’s back. It’s a desperate fight and
both men go down in defence of each other.
While Missandei watches over a now comatose
Grey Worm. Dany laments the death of her brave
Knight, and then has the leaders of all the
noble houses rounded up to meet her Dragons
in order to explain that she’s had enough
of their sh*t.
On The Wall Measter Aemon laments the idea
of a Targaryen Queen a world away without
allies, and tells Jon that being Lord Commander
means making hard choices. You see Jon wants
to get Tormund to go North and convince all
of the remaining Wildlings to make peace and
come south of the wall.
This is because if they die in the North they’ll
simply make the undead army of the Others
larger and stronger, when instead they could
be on the side of the living, helping to defend
the realms of men.
This does not go down very well with the rest
of the Night’s Watch who have been fighting
the Wwildlings for generations, including
those who had recently lost families in Mance
Rayder’s attack.
Although Gilly is still just wide-eyed over
Sam for knowing about the wider world and
being able to read books.
Stannis prepares to head out with his family
to fight the Boltons, and agrees to lend Jon
some ships to transport the Wildlings down
from North of the wall, before he marches
out for war.
In Winterfell Ramsay’s crazy girlfriend
is jealous of him marrying Sansa, but they
work it out over some kind of hate sex, and
she goes to show Sansa where Reek is being
kept with the dogs. Ramsay makes a show of
having broken the former Theon over dinner
and has him apologise for killing her brothers.
It’s super awkward and weird, and worse
when Roose announces his Frey wife Walda is
going to have a baby, essentially knocking
Ramsay out of line from inheriting the North
- Gutted mate!
Grey Worm pulls through and Dany realises
she needs to change her tactics if she hopes
to rule a peaceful city. She decides not to
feed all the Nobles to the Dragons, and instead
marry one of them in order to secure her rule
in line with an ancient family.
While on their way over Tyrion tries to explain
to Ser Jorah that as an alcoholic, he’d
really like some wine, while the route they
are taking involves the ruined city of Valyria,
where they spy Drogon flying far afield.
But in the doomed city they are attacked by
Stone-men, petrified zombie people in the
final stages of greyscale that are banished
there to die. They fight them off and nearly
drown for their troubles, before washing up
ashore with a long way yet to go. Sadly one
of them managed to scratch Ser Jorah, and
he quietly knows that his days are now numbered.
Arya continues to prepare the dead as an acolyte
in the Temple of Black and White, and starts
to learn the subtle art of reading faces to
detect lies and truths, as well as controlling
her own features to lie more convincingly.
She helps some people accept death from the
poisoned fountain and is accepted herself
into another level of the Temple. The huge
chamber where they store the faces of all
of the dead. Although not yet ready to be
a faceless man, she is ready to assume different
identities by more traditional means in service
of the many faced God
Tyrion tells Jorah about killing his own father
Tywin, and also that Jorah’s own father,
Commander Mormont, was killed North of The
Wall. They’re captured by slavers heading
in the wrong direction, but seeing as Dany
has reopened her fighting pits in a bid to
win over her people, Tyrion convinces them
that Jorah is a great warrior and worth a
lot more if sold in Meereen. Also that a dwarf’s
cock is worth some good money so they better
take him too.
Petyr Baelish returns to King’s Landing
to find his brothels have all been cleared
out by the faith militant, and he goes to
meet with Cersei to try to understand why
she’s allowed them back into power. Cersei
just wants to know if he’s won the armies
of the Vale over to her side yet, but even
juicier- Littlefinger says the Boltons have
betrayed her and are harbouring Sansa in secret
in order to kill the Lannister-Bolton alliance.
Olenna Tyrell also returns to the Capitol
in outrage over the incarceration of her grandson
Ser Loras. He’s going to be tried by the
faith under the charges of being gay, which
nobody was really bothered about until the
Church suddenly became really powerful. Cersei
loves how she’s not directly responsible,
and how even the Queen can be questioned under
holy inquest.
In fact for backing up her own brother and
lying in court Queen Margaery is also imprisoned
by the faith, and King Tommen manages to do
nothing about it!
Over a bath, Ramsay’s crazy girlfriend tells
Sansa all about the different girls he’s
hunted down with the dogs, but Sansa doesn’t
show any fear and tells her to f*ck off. It’s
time for the wedding and in the Godswood Reek
is dressed up as Theon again to give Sansa
away.
That night however Sansa realises just how
much of a mistake she’s made in agreeing
to marry Ramsay. He strips her down and makes
Reek watch as he gets so rapey – ah Jesus
that’s not cool, come on – Oh no that’s
weirdly worse!
Down in the Water Gardens of Dorne, Princess
Myrcella is getting along very well with Princess
Trystane and they can’t wait to get married.
Prince Doran is trying to keep her safe from
the Sand Snakes in an attempt to maintain
peace, but they make their assassination attempt
at the very same time Jaime and Bronn sneak
in.
So some kind of confused fighting breaks out
and everybody is arrested.
On The Wall most of the Brothers of The Watch
are at best insulted and at worst borderline
mutinous at the very idea of Jon working with
Tormund to fetch the remaining Wildlings and
offer them safe heaven.
Sam and Gilly look after a suddenly ailing
Maester Aemon who recalls his childhood fondly
before passing away. Over his funeral pyre
Sam wonders if he has any friends left in
The Watch, and it doesn’t seem he has many,
as he’s beaten whilst trying to defend Gilly
from getting raped by scumbags, but at least
Ghost still has his back, and later that night
Gilly takes his V-card.
Reek brings a bruised, raped and beaten Sansa
some breakfast …so yay!? And explains to
her that with Ramsay, it can always be worse.
She tries to shake some of the old Theon back
into him and signal to Brienne for help, but
he’s too broken. And Brienne’s watch continues
outside the walls.
Ramsay then flays an old woman who’d offered
Sansa some help earlier, just to let her know
what kind of monster he is.
There’s a snow storm that’s kicked in
while Stannis is marching toward Winterfell,
and for the moment the army is stuck. Davos
suggests returning to Castle Black but Stannis
will go only forward. Melisandre has seen
visions that imply they‘ll win, but the
storm must pass, and that requires sacrifice.
Ser Jorah and Tyrion are sold by the slavers
to enter into the fighting pits of Meereen,
and Dany explains to Daario that she needs
to marry Hizdahr for political reasons despite
enjoying him more during the evenings. Daario
urges her to use the wedding as an opportunity
to slaughter all of the Wise Masters that
oppose her, but she’s pursuing a more political
route instead.
So on the day that she has the fighting pits
reopened as part of her marriage negotiations;
Ser Jorah steps up and totally owns the ring
before introducing his gift for her, Tyrion
Lannister.
Olenna Tyrell tries to probe a weakness in
the High Sparrow and find his hidden motives,
but the man is devout, and plans to punish
Ser Loras for buggery and Margaery for lying.
This guy doesn’t fear the powerful, which
makes him dangerous.
Tommen wants to bring the army down on the
Sept to get Margaery back, but Cersei talks
him out of it and offers to speak with the
high sparrow on his behalf, basically in order
to make sure Margaery is screwed.
So she visits Margaery in captivity to basically
laugh in her face. But the joke’s on her
too, because all though Cersei thinks she’s
in control of the situation, the High Sparrow
has been listening to all the incest confessions
he’s been hearing from the now devout Lancel
Lannister. So even the Queen Regent is imprisoned
and thrown into a cell, and it turns out this
ragtag holy man is a real power player after
all.
Princess Myrcella visits her uncledaddy to
explain that she’s all grown up and doesn’t
want to leave Dorne, while Bronn realises
that the Sand Snakes know a thing or two about
poison, and they even get their tits out for
a bit in an attempt to make this storyline
interesting.
So Tyrion’s introduced to Dany and they
test each other’s worth before she once
again banishes Ser Jorah from Meereen. He
can’t remain by her side but also she shouldn’t
kill him just for being so loyal. Seeya! So
they talk about their respective fathers and
Dany takes Tyrion on as an advisor due to
his intelligence and sheer experience.
While Ser Jorah goes back into the fighting
slave pits because ...Plan to see Dany again?
Cersei is having a miserable time in her cell
and encouraged to confess her sins by sister
frumpy. Qyburn is allowed to visit but it’s
not looking good for her in her upcoming trial
by the faith. So she’s kept awake and mistreated
until she admits her sins.
Arya has assumed the identity of a clam seller
in order to report back on all she’s sees
in Braavos for Jaqen H’aghar, and she comes
across a crooked insurance seller who becomes
her assassination target. Her acolyte bully
the waif doesn’t think she’s ready however
and wants to see her to fail.
Sansa tells Reek she hates him for killing
her family and Reek knows he deserves it.
But he admits that he never found or killed
Bran and Rickon when they ran away, and Ramsay
Bolton wants to take a small hit squad out
in order to attack Stannis instead of hiding
behind the walls of Winterfell.
John and the watch are led by Tormund to Hardhome,
a bay North of the wall where thousands of
Wildlings have settled as the leftovers of
Mance Rayder’s army.
It’s hard to get them to do anything but
Tormund helps with the negotiations, and Jon
explains that this isn’t about making friends,
but surviving South of The Wall and fighting
off the undead, instead of remaining in the
North to join their ranks.
Some agree to board the ships, but it’s
already too late. The thunder and the cold
roll down from the top of the mountains, and
the distant screams begin. Wildlings flee
into the stronghold and seal the gates to
a sudden creepy silence.
The dead have come and the Wildlings must
watch and hold the gates together against
a tide of Wights whilst they evacuate to the
ships. The Others watch down from on high
whilst Jon makes a move to recover a cache
of Dragonglass while a giant stamps out the
dead like ants.
A Whitewalker steps down to intervene, killing
a Thenn like it’s nothing and throwing Jon
like a ragdoll. They can shatter steel swords
with a touch, but Jon has the Valyrian steel
blade that Commander Mormont gave him in back
in season one. But this small victory gains
the attention of the Night King.
So horrible undead children attack the living
along with a tide of even more corpses that
pour themselves into the slaughter. The walls
can’t hold and the last of the survivors
barely make their escape to the sea in the
last boat with a Giant holding defence.
The dead simply stare out across the water
at the living, while the Night King displays
his power and reanimates all of the murdered
Wildlings as corpse soldiers to swell his
ranks. So things didn’t quite go as planned.
So Jon arrives back with those that did make
it and for a moment it looks like Ser Alliser
Thorne isn’t going to let them in. Jon has
saved lives but The Watch is not happy to
see their enemy passing through.
Stannis is still snowed in on the march and
Ramsay’s strike force manages to burn all
of their supplies before disappearing. The
morale is low so he sends Ser Davos back to
The Wall in order to get him out of the way
for what happens next.
Stannis spends some quality time with his
daughter before consenting to have Melisandre
burn her alive! His creepy wife finally seems
to realise she’s made a mistake and everybody
watches on as Shireen is sacrificed in order
to lift the heavy snows. Best dad ever.
In Dorne Jaime meets with Prince Doran and
it’s clear that the Sand Snakes are behind
the real threat to Myrcella’s life, so they’re
all allowed to return home along with the
Princess.
Undercover Arya forgets about her assassination
mission when she spots Lord Tyrell as he goes
to meet the Iron Bank, and more importantly
Ser Meryn Trant, who’s also named on her
list for killing her sword master, Syrio Forel.
So she follows him to a brothel where it turns
out that Ser Meryn likes his girls to be:
Children!
It’s Dany’s wedding day to the noble Hizdahr,
and the fighting pits are reopened to please
the people and help secure her rule, despite
it leaving a foul taste in everone’s mouth.
Despite the ban Ser Jorah is back again to
get Dany’s attention, and she can’t help
but care about his survival.
But then at the last moment he saves Dany
from an assassin’s knife, and suddenly the
celebrations turn to chaos and massacre as
the sons of the Harpy make their final surprise
assault. Jorah, Daario and the Unsullied protect
their Queen but they’re trapped and surrounded.
It looks like the end until down swoops Drogon,
the Dragon that she never managed to capture.
He burns and eats her enemies, but is wild
and fierce as well. However Dany for the first
time in a long time knows what she must do,
and mounts her Dragon that flies her right
out of the city. So I guess you lot are in
charge?
So the sacrifice worked and the snows have
melted allowing the world’s best dad Stannis
to attack Winterfell, but it turns out that
burning your daughter alive sends a bad message,
and half his men have deserted in the night
with all of their horse.
And bad becomes worse because Stannis’ wife
has also hung herself in her grief. Melisandre
realises that now is probably a good time
to leave, and Stannis marches on regardless,
leading a demoralized force on foot. He still
thinks it’s going to be a siege, but with
his weakened army less of a threat, Dreadfort
men ride out from Winterfell on horse and
cut through Stannis’ army.
Brienne and Podrick watch the whole situation
unravel as Stannis is one of the last men
left alive out of sheer stubborn will. The
Lady of Tarth takes a moment to accuse Stannis
of murdering his brother, good King Renly
with blood magic, and Stannis with nothing
left admits to the truth of it, and tells
Brienne to do her duty.
Ramsay mops up the last of the men in the
slaughter, meanwhile in Winterfell Sansa escapes
her room just in time for a bit of the old
Theon to shine and throw Ramsay’s psycho
girlfriend off the wall. With the victorious
Boltons returning they make for the biggest
looking pile of snow they can find, and ‘Thema-and-Louise’
themselves to escape.
Over in Braavos Ser Meryn Trant is shagging
and beating children to pass the time, but
one of them turns out to be Arya, who takes
his eyes before stabbing him up and crossing
another name off her list.
This however was off the books and not part
of her orders, so the Faceless Men teach her
a lesson or two about what it truly is to
be no one when taking a face, and leave her
blinded.
Jaime and Bronn are finally set to leave Dorne
with Myrcella under Doran Martell’s watchful
eye, and although Myrcella has a moment to
confess that she always knew that Jaime was
her true father, and that she was cool with
it, she has in fact been poisoned by a deadly
Sand Snake kiss.
Over in Meereen with Dany gone the party is
over, so Tyrion, Jorah and Daario try to work
out what they’re supposed to do. The gameplan
is that Daario and Ser Jorah will go in search
for Dany out in the Grass Sea back where Drogon
was last seen heading. While Tyrion proves
his worth by helping Grey Worm and Missandei
to rule in her absence, and Varys turns up
again in order to help out.
Meanwhile Drogon has taken Dany to God knows
where in order to lick his wounds and recover
from the spears and arrows that he took in
the fighting pit. So Dany goes off to look
for some food but she finds herself captured
instead by a Dothraki Khalasar that’s almost
as big as Khal Drogos was back in the day.
Back in King’s Landing Cersei’s spirit
is finally broken by the endless nagging and
she confesses her sins to the High Sparrow.
Including banging her cousin Lancel, but keeping
quiet about Jaime and her incest children.
So she’s permitted to return to the Red
Keep while she waits for her religious trial,
but not before her atonement.
The sisters scrub her down, cut away her hair,
and then force her to march naked all the
way back through the city as a walk of atonement.
What a shame. The peasant common folk take
this as a nice opportunity to hurl abuse and
throw filth at her and basically degrade her
as much as possible.
And by the time she reaches the Red Keep she’s
bleeding and in tears, but her resolve returns
as Qyburn introduces her to his creation,
the newest member of the Kingsguard.
Jon knows that he’s the most hated man in
Castle Black for saving Wildlings and Sam
asks to be sent to Oldtown with Gilly in order
to become a Maester to replace Aemon, and
Jon consents because they need all the knowledge
that they can in order to fight this ancient
evil.
And Melisandre returns with her tail between
her legs and Davos is distraught to learn
of the loss of his King.
That night Jon pays the price for being so
blind to the disquiet among his own men. Alliser
Thorne and even his own steward lure him into
the courtyard to name him a traitor and each
take turns in stabbing him for the sake of
The Watch. All of Jon’s effort turn to ashes
as he’s left in the Snow to die.
Oh my God.
So Sansa and Reek are dead or alive in their
escape from the Boltons, while Tyrion is trying
to help rule Meereen with Dany’s old crewe
while she herself is captured by a Dothraki
horde. Bran’s not even been in this season
so he’s probably still learning Tree-magic,
While Cersei has been knocked down a peg or
two by a religious man that she helped rise
to power as part of her scheming. And despite
doing his best to help the realms of men against
the power of the Whitewalkers by saving the
living, Lord Commander Snow has been stabbed
to death by his own brothers of The Watch.
So this is the last season that keeps vaguely
in line with the books before the next one
reaches ahead and does its own thing, so thank
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