there are many iconic movies that have
come out in the 1970s that include but
are not limited to let's see jaws
grease the original Star Wars movie
episode 1 because as we all know there
are only six episodes the sixth of which
launches or premieres or whatever it
comes out next month and it's the sixth
one in the series and the saga and it's
not the ninth it's the sixth one and and
that's that okay also Halloween came out
so that was pretty cool but by far there
is one movie that came out in the 1970s
that is leaps and bounds better than all
of these other movies except for maybe
Star Wars Episode four one Episode one
and and truck jaws might might be better
on maybe it's probably on par yeah
probably on par with with Halloween but
it's better than grease probably and
that movie is et or at least that's what
people will make you think because it
may ET may be an iconic movie and and
may may have may be very nostalgic for
all you 40 to 50 year olds out there but
but it's not actually that good so so
here's here's why so they say that E T
stands for extraterrestrial because that
is what it stands for ET stands for
extraterrestrial but if you ask me ET
should actually stand for extra
terrifying I mean what the heck guys
what the heck Steven Spielberg what is
this what is this
you say you saying this is for kids who
how many drugs do you have to do to be
like hey I just had just made this cool
alien kids are gonna like this right
that's cute
kids are gonna find this cute kids are
gonna want plushies and t-shirts of this
of this abomination I mean not
abomination because it's it's cute and
it's and it's such a lovable scamp of an
alien hey Jim what do you what do you
think what do you think of my new of
menu art character model thing for mime
for the movie oh you hate it well I hate
you you know you know you know what I
mean yeah like he straight he looks like
like I'm pretty sure I ran into him like
when I was playing Silent Hill I was in
the middle of Silent Hill I I like like
here okay you got you got Pyramid Head
you got the sexy nurse BAM you got et he
fits right in like he straight he looks
like he goes bar hopping with the with
Slenderman and the rake on Friday nights
he looks like like it's a perfect fit
like what the heck what the heck Steven
Spielberg just take a look at this
picture he looks like a decaying failed
cat abortion that wouldn't refuse to die
until he turned a thousand years old and
and I'm sure you've caught on that he he
looks very different in this picture
because not only is ET terrifying
he's also offensive I'm sure you could
probably pick up on this but he it is
true he's doing white face frickin white
face what the heck Steven Spielberg that
is straight-up offensive as a straight
white Caucasian gamer male this is
extremely offensive to me I do not want
to associate myself in my race with this
Brown alien okay that is too offensive
you're crossing the line you're crossing
the gosh-darn line Steven Spielberg
freaking winning Oscars and stuff just
don't deserve them cuz you're stupid
Steven Spielberg
that even is your real name I bet it's
something stupid like like great or
something
no offense Greg I know you watch my
videos I'm sorry but yeah you know yeah
don't even get me started on the game
for the Atari 2600 there's okay best so
that's that I'm gonna have to go ahead
and give ET the the character at the
movie the franchise the entire the whole
shebang gonna have to give him a 7 out
of 10 which is a shame because there's
so much miss potential here could have
been 8 out of 10 could have been a 10 I
said technically it could have even been
a 9 out of 10 but but fucking Steven
Spielberg over here he ruined it he
ruined it for all of us
thanks a lot Steven Spielberg brick you
I don't know if you can tell but I
don't like you so yeah
 
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