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there guys it is Steven from MechaPuma,
and today we're starting off the f@cking
series like I thought... Furry cringe won by
a landslide! I mean—I didn't even have to
count because every single answer was C.
Obviously Furry Cringe is going to have
to start the series off now because so
many people wanted it... Oh my god, I swear
I was so surprised... I thought this was
oversaturated. People are going to be
done with it...
Haell Nawh! You guys aren't done with it.
Since my OCD was literally triggered
last time, literally guys, because I wore
a green headset in front of a green
screen and it made it look completely
transparent, I decided to get these Apple
earbuds I found. I'm not even kidding: I
just found them sitting around—and I'm like, "Hey I could use these!" It wasn't that hard
to open. I, like, over-exaggerated that a
lot. OHHYES! It's like an unboxing; I swear!
Let's actually get to the cringe now.
That was pretty cringe though, I guess
you can count that as cringe... Alright
guys (and gurllz), we are back and my voice sounds so
weird when I'm using these. So... yes guys,
we are here with the first cringe video
of this series. We have like three in
this episode... Yeah, these frickin' keep
pulling out my earwax. I was a mistake. That's nasty... Let's watch this
interesting video. Don't Laugh
Challenge Three! Let's see how we do!
I should mention you guys wanted me to
roast them (furries) harder than I was before
because apparently I was being a little
b1tch before...
I'm scared right now...Like I'm sincerely
scared... Something bad has to happen...
Is it sad that I actually don't
even have that many good friends in real life?!
It's supposed to be a music video...? Oh God; imagine how the people in public are reacting...
What the actual— ha ha
f@cking earbuds! Oh God...
No, you can't dance; get down! I'm actually
so dead right now. I do wonder what they look like out of costume...
Not very photogenic...
Oh, if that flame went the wrong way...
If that flame would have gone the wrong
way, they would have been in a load of
pain and trouble... That's actually scary to
think about. Never go near fire when you're
wearing anything really flammable.
...Anything you two want to do before you
die *COUGHS* each other?! *COUGHS*
I'm gonna KlLL myself. OH! Hi, Cosmic! What's up?!
you got duck what the action I don't
have anything against a relationships
but that was a little awkward... literally
that is G4Y PRlDE, like, on steroids, right
there... Sometimes it goes too far... I don't
like those music videos where they have those
girls on their laps that are
obviously really sIutty. I don't like
that with guys either. S#X Appeal is
f@cking lame. It actually makes me want to watch
everything so much less when it
happens. I'm getting on a whole rant I
shouldn't even be getting on—but actually I—What the f@ck are they doing?! Like,
they're scissoring each other, but
they're not scissoring each other...
I don't know why you would want to record
that. Imagine what their kids' reactions
are going to be—if they even have kids.
In that case, I have some
interesting statistics from you guys... to further [no pun intended] help backup my point
Honestly, if I looked back and saw my dad
role playing, I would be really scared...
What's gonna happen? (°—°)
Jesus, people... How am I supposed to laugh at this?! I haven't laughed at a single
time! I feel so bad for the person who's
singing this... Getting ready for winter like...
What?! Oh, I couldn't even imagine if I
did coca1ne. That would be the end of
humanity. There's a reason we're
scared of technology advancing, and I can
actually see why we're scared now... Okay? All I see is people acting younger than they
really are... ?
Could you imagine a forty-year-old grown man
on the playground out with your kids?! You
actually want to see that? Everybody would
be calling them a pedophile or some s#it,
but I guess when you dress up it's kind-of
fine... and the same thing applies with weeabboos, and MLP Fans! MLP fans aren't liked anyway... ;)
what is your favorite part of birthday
day they will do this oh no I review
Not this video not again!!!
I have vivid flashbacks of this clip in one of my
videos—and I watched that try not to laugh
compilation... I was hipster, guys. Now, she's
resting on Majira. It's just really weird... Uh oh, Spot's parents are here!
You've gotta hide all your furry trash...
Only one thing left...
Ohhhhh, it's a closet joke! I've never heard one of those before! That was a decent one;
I'll give him that...
Whoah! Look at that buffer sign!
Isn't that cool?! All right; I've got that fixed...
This gets more and more interesting the
further I go. Why would you try to do that?
When you don't want copyright... What is going on?! I feel like
I'm on LSD right now... Oh... OH, GOD! Please no! Oh boy, my
background music! Literally, the hands are
bigger than the face. I never liked
mascots when I was a kid; I thought they
were the creepiest things ever. When the
mouse came out to play a Chuck E Cheese's, I was f@cking finished. Like—we had to leave.
I would throw a tantrum. I don't know how
those kids can just like walk up to them,
not even knowing who they are, and get
near them. It just creeped me out when I
was young and it still kind of worries
me now. I know they're probably not a bad
person, but you don't know who they are...
You can't even see their face; you can
see, like, their shoes. It was always the
creepiest things to me, and it kind-of still is.
Doing it kind of gives me the chills.
Going up to somebody whose face
is completely covered—and, like, taking a
picture—even like spider-man costumes
and sh1t; I'm like... I don't want to go
near those people because I don't know
who they are... It's kind-of like going up
to a stranger and just hugging them—
which some people do, but I'm not a huge
fan of because... Like, a lot of strangers
are really nice people, but some of them—
oh yeah...
The dimensions are so uneven... No, you messed all of it up!
You had ONEJOB! My OCD!!! What's going to happen now? The elevator is going to fall... ? No,
it's not going to fall. Welcome to H#LL!
Let's get a happy ending here... I'd
say it went down to H3ll. The elevator
probably went down to H3ll and they were
never seen again...
Honestly, the world is overpopulated anyway... I'm such a d##k. Hey, the dimensions are
even on this one! They accomplished
something! Oh God no; this is the worst...
Oh, dude! NO, NO, NO!!! Why do you reenact things in that costume?! I don't even; I don't even...
begin to process what's on these
people's minds. Okay, I'm not trying to be
a d1ck, but what the actual f@ck? You're on
the stage and you f@cking suck; you
actually suck. What I saw... I'm not even
gonna do it. I can't even do it.
There's too much cringe. When it's a she... no, not... Oh my God... What?! Okay, isn't it ironic that I can tell
who the top person is more than the
bottom people, and they're complaining
because I don't know the top... Let's
move on to another video. Alright, this
one is a music video, made by none other
than Nos Hyena, the guy who I've actually
never heard of, even mentioned by anybody
before...
It's kind-of like he just popped out of nowhere. Oh no... I was so inspired by
Majira and his letter.
I like how the other guys don't contribute anything...
They're just sitting; I mean,
this went downhill faster than the
escalator in China. The escalator at the mall
reversing directions at a Hong Kong
shopping mall. Amateur video shows the up
escalator suddenly switching directions
and then going down. Honestly though,
what the actual f@ck . . . ? That went
from 0 to 100 really fast...
It's kind-of like the escalator incident in
China... The up escalator suddenly
switching directions and then going down...
Honestly though, the results are even
worse... It sucks even more than
that escalator in China switching
directions and then going down... Why am I
mentioning that so much? Those other two
parts weren't too bad; they were just cringy. Let's see if we can top it off...
There is going to be something at the
end that will definitely top this off...
But, let's see...
Teaching people how to use cameras...
So... if you guys don't know the
backstory to this one, this guy is
basically going to go to an elementary
school, well... dressed up as a wolf... So yeah...
That's pretty interesting...
There's, like, no editing in this, by the way...
I'm surprised they allowed a masked man into a school... They sound so nervous, really...
I love the pun she probably secretly put in there.
Let's see... They sound so
nervous; I can't get over how awkward and
unnatural this is. I don't think they're
going to do anything bad, but at the same time
the dude is so awkward; the entire setting
around them is filled with awkward
laughter. This seems more awkward than
fun. This actually kind-of hurts to watch...
Oh God, I can sense the cringe... Yeah, can we come in?
All of the white kids being like, "What is
this?!"
Once again, when I was young, man, I would have been so scared of that... Oh my God...
That would have scared me sh1tless. It would've been like Chuck-e-Cheese's all over again.
Honestly, when I was little, I was
scared of so much; this s#it scared the
living s#it out of me. It scared me so
bad; I'm actually shocked that so many
little kids now are, like, perfectly fine
with this, because, like, you don't know who it
is, man! When you're young, you're so
vulnerable! I mean, I guess it's kind-of okay
because it was with somebody they knew. I
guess that's probably why they all aren't
scared and freaked out—but at the same
time, dude, you go to one of the
conventions; you don't know who anybody is. It's actually crazy! It seems from
everything I've seen that you don't know
who a lot of people are—and it must be
really weird...
Oh my God, oh my God. That's her first
question... ? Why did you bring him?
Everybody but his kid wants him there. I would feel really bad if I walked into a room
and everybody was like, "Oh my god, oh my
God!!! Oh my God; it's you!" If I had a kid,
and they were saying, like, "Why did he
bring him?!" Ohh... I feel bad for them already...
Yeah, why she probably already knows
Alright, guys: Last but not least, we have, in my opinion, the most
cringe-worthy video of them all. This one
is pretty bad...
Most of the content really isn't that
awful, but this is just... It escalates,
once again, really fast—like the Chinese
escalator reversing directions at a Hong
Kong shopping mall... I can't even mention that anymore. It's gotten so stale already; let's just
watch this, shall we?!
Hi, everyone! My name is Majira (Strawberry) and I'm here with...
Alright, it looks like you're in a f@cking
hotel, dude. I wonder what they did when
they turned off that camera—because
honestly—I don't f@cking know—
and I don't really care to know... I brought my friend, Sunny Dingo. He's an Australian
gold-colored dingo with over 9.2
thousand followers on Twitter. He was a Guest
Of Honor, at >Insert Con Here< 2015.
He enjoys hugs, spreading love, and
shipping himself in FedEx boxes. He and Sam Pepper should totally
ship themselves together. Man, I ship
that! I'm really excited but very nervous,
because I've never seen Sunny
before [in real life]. It's okay; we'll
get through this together. He's so so cute. I
love how neither these two know each
other and they're already planning on
laying down in a bed next to each other
whilst seemingly answering questions...
Maybe I just don't fit in to their group
of people; hugging random people is kind-of a weird vibe. Sunny was one of my first
'crushes'. Who are your first furry 'crushes'?
I don't have any furry 'crushes'. What are you talking about? No, this is going to get bad.
When someone mentions crushes in any f@cking video,
no matter what YouTuber it is, you know it's
going to go s3xual very fast after that.
It's like a f@cking exponential graph.
It escalates all the way up from there;
no one can stop it; it's all the way up!
Oh my God, this is just
getting worse and worse every single second.
I told you guys it was going to
get s3xual—and it f@cking did—really
fast right there. It's kind-of ironic also—
that this video is 4:20 long...
Okay, so I wrote up some
questions that I'm going to ask Sunny,
so let's get started. Why Sunny D and
why not another type of juice? Well, Sunny
Dingo believes the most . . . really . . .  Woah, who the f@ck is that other person?!
I don't want to assume their gender; I'm sorry, but who the f@ck is that?! It just appeared out of
nowhere! Okay, I'm a time traveler from the
future, and in the future, if you don't
have a fursuit, you're going to f@cking
get murdered on the streets of Chicago.
I went with Sunny D because I really like that
it really—I do—
have this brilliant personality and all
I love writing, I love reading—Sunshine, get out! That was an interesting
way to start the video off.
We're only in 38 seconds in and I feel
accomplished.We haven't quit yet! My
final question is: What is it like in
Australia and what was your biggest
culture shock coming to the USA?
As a matter of fact, I've never been to
Australia in real-life.
I've only been—How can you not have gone to Australia?!
Betch WTF?! My Australian friend knows all
about dingoes. I don't mean to make
assumptions but how have you not been to
Australia?! You're literally wearing a
f@cking dingo costume... Are dingoes dogs? Are they wolves? I don't even know what the
f@ck they are; I need to learn more
biology—but honestly, how could you not
go to Australia and literally present
yourself as a dingo?! That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
I'm hoping eventually, someday, I get to go to Australia.
You're Australian but you're
not from Australia... ? You know, I'm a dingo, so...
So, for my last segment
of this interview... I thought you
already asked the last question! What is
this?! This is not acceptable! I think that
we should cuddle... He's like "Oh boy, I knew it
was going to get worse..."
I swear, it's just like my life; it just never
ends and it just gets worse. Honestly, I
see myself so much in this and it's not
even that I'm like them—it's just
because it just is an endless cycle that
only keeps getting worse and worse with
no promises of getting any better. You don't even know.
Yeah, I reckon we should; he's adorable and loving. Nahh, he's all high and mighty and
full of himself. People are full of this guy. Come on people; look at
the guy. He's very generous and he's
inviting me to something. Awhh, fine...
This is going even faster than a bus...
and they haven't even met before they talk...
They just talked online... This is going way too far
way too fast... Sit right here. Okay, what? Ohhhh...
Oh my God; oh dude what the... Whoah,
what the actual f@ck?! What, just, nooo!
Sam Pepper, this is you two should freaking ship
yourselves together. Hey, I feel it sunny
out... Have you gotten your source of
vitamin D today? Ohhh, a d1ck joke! How nice... :/
So... do you pee Sunny D? I would really like
to taste the power of the sun. But it only gets
worse. I can't believe this coming from
our one and only red thing that's fluffy...
I could kind-of believe it to be quite
honest. You're from Australia. I hear that
place is pretty... hopping...
Alright, alright. I'm getting really tired of this; you're rude and—there's the other guy again—or girl...
no just the only place for the Sunny don't shine.
No, you're too much...
You're too similar to me... way too much so.
This is awkward because if it is—dingo
outside. You—that—no—We're done here...
That is marvelous; now we play the old
crappy meme that died like a year ago...
That was the interview. Thank you so much, Sunny, for being in it.
Thank you guys for watching. I just don't... like—
Guys, make sure to follow Sunny on
Twitter! . . . Say bye!
BYE! What? Okay, they totally f@cking did
it after the camera turned off. Either they
got up and everything was completely—
perfectly fine after that and nothing
awkward happened or some really awkward
s#it happens where it wasn't necessarily as
censored and PG as this video... and I'm
assuming that might have happened after
seeing all of that...
I hope the cringe was strong enough for
you guys, and I hope you enjoyed this video!
I'll probably be using these for
all the other videos because the green
headset is being a little bit s#it.
Once again, I'll see you guys in the next viceo!
[FIN]
