- hello Fouad, how are you?
- I'm fine.
- all good?
- all good.
thank god
- please lord may our voice be clear for the video
- please lord
- we lowered the fan.
- please lord.
we're gonna die
what did you in high school?
like shiii...
sh*t
hello guys, Ahmed el Saeed Bergo and Fouad Yasser are with you..
.. in a new video of "Bergo React"..
..aaand
and it's too hot
wassup, bro ?!
there's a fan here
we need an AC
what's that ?!
AC
it means an air-conditioner bro, what is it with you?
ohhhhhhhhh
ok..
how? the people are skipping the ads
skipping the ads ?!
now you need a sponsor of course
*what*
sponsor?
like sponsored by..
sponsored by..
you seem that you don't understand English, bro
that's a fact
you don't understand English memes here
I'm a norm in everything
there's an application called "U dictionary"
yeah...
it.. it translates stuff
it teaches English and that kind of stuff
yes
- can I make an ad for it?
- yes
ad break
of course, you all know the application I'll advertise about and it's "U dictionary"
"U dictionary" is an app that can translate any language in the world
any language
it didn't miss any language
it translates any language in the world
Arabic, Chinese, Indian, Russian and any language
and there's this special thing that you can translate by photos
like if you saw an English billboard at the street, you just open the app and enable the camera and you just put the camera at the English text on the billboard and it'll translate it to Arabic
and there's a magic wand you can pass it on Facebook, Whatsapp and anything and any English sentence that you can't understand, you just take that magic wand and pass it over the sentence whatever its language
and it translates it to the language you want
a nice application deserves that you download it from my link in the description
and if you downloaded it from the previous ad from my last video, delete it and download it again
because I want the companies to call me sorry
so get down now and download "U dictionary"
and there're these people because we take so long at the intro so enough with the ad we gave them
- let's start
- let's start
- let's start
let's start the "Bergo React" part...
part.. good amount
part.. good amount
Fouad will do the montage of this episode
*someone kill me*
watch this video
I don't understand it
it's a challenge maybe
from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, Bahrain and let's go
and Upper Egypt
and Upper Egypt
(mocking) UAE, Qatar, and Bahrain
(mocking) and Upper Egypt
what brought Upper Egypt to..
what brought The Gulf to Upper Egypt?
this boy is still annoying me
was he eating salad with his hand ?!
there's a spoon in your hand, why would you eat with your hand?
what's that ?!
mum, what's this little finger?
???
why are you giving me?!
here, here
no, look... we...
I want to understand
there's someone is holding an auto gun..
and threatening them
"and if you didn't finish this food, I will fu..it's all to the good"
and the boy isn't looking to the camera, he's looking to the guy with the gun
and this woman which is their mother and she's like: "ok, man. all good"
let's go
and Upper Egypt
and Upper Egypt
see see, she told her to say so
someone else told her to say so
why are you giving me ?!
here, here, here
A PIECE OF LIVER (2x)
I want to know what is she going to say?
what is she ?
omg, his mother has a piercing
- oh
- oh damn
middle of Upper Egypt
downtown Upper Egyptians
she's frightened from something
an eye is looking at the camera and the other is looking outside the camera
and the people are fighting
and what is this thing ?!
you know..
?
I was going to eat it
now you have something in front of you and you don't know what is it
I was going to eat it
(mocking) I was going to eat it
why were you going to eat it?
Reem call me and tell me
Reem who?
my dear, I raised you
Mody
Mody who?
just ended like that
ended how?
no, I want to understand how did it end
and what's this ending
what's that look ?!
she made "the swing"(old music clip), right?
welcome
look at her look
(mocking) welcome
(mocking) welcome
(mocking) very nice, got any iron?
(mocking) are you cheaper or Ezz el-Din?
before you speak, what do you do for a living?
why is Helmy Bakr making a big deal of it ?!
(mocking) look, before you speak...
(mocking) what do you do for a living?
he's making me feel like Helmy Bakr is...
he's picking his nose
he's making me feel like that he's the Minister of Education
Helmy Bakr, you're a singer
I even didn't listen to you, you know what I mean
you're originally a composer
OMG!
what is Helmy Bakr?
I swear I don't know
you were born..
I feel like he'll swear at us
stand up
you saw now that it was right for him
he intercepted him while speaking
(mocking) stand up
(mocking) what do you do for a living?
and he was going to start speaking
(mocking) stand up
the man thinks that Helmy Bakr is someone important
he's a big-aged composer
only at the age
- I sing
- a singer
you mean all your
there's an uncared-about guy saying: "a singer"
"a singer yeah"
you mean all your profession is singing?
yes, I...
when did you start singing?
I started singing for seven years now
and a professional?
the last party how much did you earn or you got beaten up?
no, I haven't got beaten up thank god
you haven't got beaten up yet?
no, thank god
why?
what is that dad comedy?
it isn't, that's bullying, bro
look, this is a channel
I'll explain to you
- this is a channel that hasn't any views
- yea
who is the trend?
Helmy Bakr
ok
we give him some money and tell him to swear at people and humiliate them
they let Helmy Bakr on them
they bring people
that's a singer? I've never heard of that person
and me too, I've never heard of Helmy Bakr
they brought someone, you know
"We need a singer"
they post on Facebook: "We need a singer"
"to be humiliated"
if someone says I'm a singer, they bring Helmy Bakr to beat the shit out fo him
the last party, how much did you earn or you got beaten up?
no, I haven't got beaten up thank god
you haven't got beaten up yet?
no, thank god
I hope so, sing
the thing that he's saying it without
(joking)"I hope so", you know what I'm saying
It'll ease it a little bit
did you hear what did he say: "I hope so"
why is her voice like that ?!
she's translating him
Mr. Helmy intends to beat you
yeah
no, I don't hit. I hit with words
hit with words ?!
I made "el sohab yalla"
*singing*
what's that bro? what's that ear rape?
*singing*
look at him!
if you're showing someone your talent and he looked at you like that, you will stop
aslamalukim !
- I'll ask you a question
- ok
if I want you in a fight, how much will you take?
no, I don't do fights
- I'm asking you if I wanted you in a fight?
- what is this has to do with art ?!
and you can earn money because some people call me and tell me that it's bad to do like this
let's say that you didn't continue in singing
the other way is..
he'll change his way to violence
shut up (2x)
the cheddar cheese
how dare you to do that to the cheddar cheese, you animal ?!
you animal, how dare you to do that to the cheddar cheese ?!
how can I eat it now?
you know if I saw that boy in the street, I swear to god...
... I will kidnap and enslave him
I'll whip him
I'll bring that cheddar cheese and you know where..
I'll take that cheddar bar and I'll lube it up and put it
there are some thoughts that come to the person and he thinks that they're so hilarious
yes, he thought that he'll make people scream from laughing
it got 15 haha
he's mocking the peanut butter
he's mocking the peanut butter by the cheddar cheese
I was born and found myself a hacker
rise the towel
"a boy or a girl?"
"a hacker !"
"your son is a hacker"
you see the boy like this
I was born and found myself a hacker
you can disassemble a computer and take out its motherboard
they bring barbie dolls to girls and toy guns for boys
but you bring a motherboard for this one
and he starts to disassemble
"disassemble the motherboard, dear"
hack the motherboard
that's the easy way to learn hacking
if you learnt how to hack the motherboard, you can hack the software
yea
what?
he's staring while talking
he's forcing you to be convinced
it's all in the "ware"
it's all in the "ware" spot
"it's all in the ware"
what "ware spot?
every time you disassemble the "ware", it'll give you software, hardware, underware
I want to hack underware
the ware spot is...
.. dangerous.. a dangerous spot
"the ware spot"
why is he?
the termex and python and kallalelx
beware of the tissue language, when you disassemble the tissue
you open the tissue pack
you must hack the pack of tissue
no, you must learn the tissue language then you hack the pack of tissue
just that
the three of them are linked to the motherboard
if you knew how to open the motherboard..
do I open the ware or the motherboard?
bro, you will open the motherboard, you will find the ware
the ware
you won't know whether it's soft or hard
soft?
it's the first thing in the ware spot
software, hardware, underware and anything
- then you will find the HTML or the python
- or the tissue language
or the tissue
I understood you
- and I have to be born a hacker
- yea
all that won't benefit me if I wasn't born a hacker
nobody can learn to hack, people are born hackers
you can hack the laptop
now you're a hacker
you couldn't do these things, go do anything
or go graze a goat or anything
of course when you save a..
it took a while
when you save someone, Fouad, you have to..
hit him away and stay in front of the car: "I'm the man, come and hit me"
"come on, you were going to hit her, come on"
"here you hit me"
then she. oh, ok
- hey girl, how are you?
- hey, how are you?
look
I'm with Mayson
what's that ?!
ok
hey
"hey, how are you? all good?"
"Hello, Fouad"
"oh sorry, I didn't see that your arms are amputated"
I didn't see
"I didn't see"
"I didn't see that you don't have arms"
"sorry, when I was far I didn't see that your arms are gone"
"I thought you were putting them inside your shirt"
"don't joke about his arms, they're amputated"
enough bullying
who's that?
that's Mayson
- Mayson?
- Fouad: WHAT?
what's his name?
Mayson
why "Mayson"?!
because..
he's like that because of me, the accident he did was because of me
nice
well, no shit!
was this the one that the car hit him?
his back didn't break nor his skull wasn't damaged nor he didn't have memory loss nor he didn't become handicapped
wait did he..
they cut his arms
is it like that these days?
I get hit by a car and they just cut your arms
the doctor: "why did he come?"
"he fell from a top of a building, cut his legs"
"and that one? a car accident, cut his arms"
"cut his arms"
he went to an organ dealer
ok
why his neck hasn't broken?
his neck nor his legs
his hands are ok here
look, here
metaphorically, if all of your bones are broken, there are chips and nails, splint, crutch and...
why all that? just cut him
how do you love him?
he's like this, because of me
the accident that he did was because of me
how "because of you"? I'm telling you to look further
"still because of me"
who will hold you? who will exchange your wedding rings with you?
does she want..
what wedding rings they'll exchange? where he will wear the ring anyway?!
you'll need someone to carry your children or to bring you what you need from the market
what will happen?
you'll bring people from outside?
you carry them
every woman has a husband and they are holding each other's hands. What will you do?
"holding hands"! why everything is hand-related?!
- wanna know how will she?
- yea
put you hand behind your back
they'll walk like that
- how are you, husband?
- fine, wife
I want to carry the kids
you forgot that you haven't any hands
come on, husband, I want to hold your hand
what's that?
what a loss
sorry, give me the rin..
are you.. can you carry that boy? oh, I forgot again
I wanted to go to the bathroom
what now?
look further
it's all because of you
she literally told her all the use of the hands
"say that he's eating"
she'll feed him
- "say that"
- "who will drink with you like that?"
"yes, who? me?"
I feel that you're upset. did she tell you something made you upset?
no, believe me, nothing happened
really?
yea
I just hope that the director lowers the ISO level a little bit because..
we want to see
we want to see
bro, look. her nose is inside the pavement
they're in the heaven
she came to him from the sky
from the sky
an angel came
something is upsetting you?
she told you nothing happened, Mayson
you know, May.. Ma...
your name is f*cked up
hello, Mariam, how are you?
"Hello, Mayson"
"Sorry, my arms are just... amputated"
"what arms, man?"
"sorry, I forgot"
"I will f*cking bite you, now"
do more, do more
"yo, Mayson"
"I have hands and you don't"
"one, two, three, four"
"Saturday, Sunday" (a hand game)
"I forgot I already won"
"I have someone who can read your palm"
"she's telling you that your future is unknown"
"it isn't there"
bro, imagine if Mayson is trying to punish his children
he'll hit him with the words
Helmy and Mayson
they're making fun of us because of him
what's this? (4x)
what's happening?!
she's speaking in front of him, the other one took her away, this one's coming to humiliate him
can't you feel anything, man? don't you know what's happening to us because of you?!
"you can't feel anything and you haven't a hand?!"
your blood is all gone while they're cutting your arm
is it happening to you because of me?
don't you know that you're making lots of things?
he must have felt
you must have been sure that something is happening
every time, someone comes and humiliates you?!
because you don't have any arms
and just now you feel that something happened because of you because some girl told you so
you're annoying
you really can't feel anything
and you have no arms
and your name is Mayson
that's a thing
they're making fun of us because of you. how are you going to hold his hand any way?!
this is Nermeen x black
yea
bro, imagine someone is making fun of you because your friend is with someone without arms
"isn't that the boy living in front of some girl that her friend knows some girl that is with a boy without arms?"
"his name is Mayson?"
"you're so norm"
either we or him
"either we or him"
see what's he going to tell her
of course, she'll choose me
I'm like that because of her
no
look
what's that?!
whatever
what are you doing?!
"what are you doing?"
"who will open the door for me when I go home?"
"how I'll take the ring?"
bro imagine him while walking...
"hey Mayson"
"give it to me in my mouth"
"put in my pocket"
"put in my pocket"
"get me a cab then, I won't be able to"
imagine like the cliché of the short films that his arms are back again
god mad his arms grow back again
then he goes to her
and slaps her face
"MAYSON !"
and he does stuff with his arms to her
and her arms are gone
no, no
she says: "MAYSON ?!"
he says: "yes, Mayson"
"yes, Mayson"
"and now I won't only hit you with cursing words"
"and now I have a girl that I can hold"
"and that's my son... on my hand.. holding him"
"and here's my wife... holding her"
"and I can give her the ring in her hand"
and by that, we reach the end of our video. enough like that
and just...
we'll leave you with the podcast which is that
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and..
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I mean no, you'll take money for doing the montage
Fouad will take money for the montage.. 250 pounds
