Following a summons from a holy messenger an SBS film crew was granted
an exclusive interview with God.
Um, so, what corporeal form should I take for this thing?
What about just a big old mouth?
Oh, OK, Jesus, fine I'll be human.
Boring.
Whoa! God's a woman! OMG!
Yasss, God! Slay!
Yeah, this'll do.
Ok, so, who do I look at? You?
Ok. So, I have an announcement.
I am finally doing the Apocalypse.
Exciting!
I've been warning humans about it since Revelations.
But we've been really ramping up the omens lately.
We did the creepy sarcophagus in Alexandria.
Very cool.
And then I had that meteor that was shaped like a human skull.
Oh, and coming up July 28th... the blood moon!
We're getting some traction but not much coverage in the mainstream media.
So, we've got a new guy starting to help us push the messaging.
This is Damo. He's a social media consultant.
We got him on secondment from Hell!
Ok. Real talk. Blood moons are over.
I'm thinking we do a full-scale social media Apocalypse roll out.
Sponsored campaigns. Snapchat filters 'Ah! I'm burning!' That sort of thing.
Maybe a co-lab with an influencer - Nike.
Logan Paul could be the face of the Apocalypse. Thoughts?
Have you ever gone viral?
Ah, yeah. I made a few plagues. Once.
So that's the same thing.
Ok, so here's what we're going to do a song with Childish Gambino. It goes gangbusters on social media.
'This is the Apocalypse'. Something like that. Do you know who Childish Gambino is?
Ha ha. I mean, I made Childish Gambino.
OK, but do you know he is though?
No.
Damo got me on Twitter, so that I can finally see what all this online marketing is about.
Time to log on.
Wow. Ok, so...um...it look's like the humans have brought upon the end times by themselves.
You know what? I'm just going to end it all now.
