They see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Can’t ya see I’m white & nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white & nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin—to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
“Happy Days” is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on
They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Can’t ya see I’m white & nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with the gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy
How’d I get so white & nerdy?
I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics,
you know I collect ’em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ’em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap—pop, pop!
Hope no one sees me  gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club
and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard,
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin’, they laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white & nerdy
Just because I’m white & nerdy
Just because I’m white & nerdy
All because I’m white & nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
Think I’m just too white & nerdy
I’m just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I’m white & nerdy
