I am so scared of horror movies, It's not even funny.
As 25 year old adult, I am open to admitting it...
I can't handle horror movies.
Yeah it's not the horror movie...
It's what happens after....
I watch the movie, zombie attack...
Oh what's gonna happen,
Someone's gonna get bitten,
you don't know whose gonna get bitten...
and then he kills you all, Arrghh.
That's it, That's the whole movie.
Then I go home, have tea with my family.
Have dinner with my family...
Then I go to sleep...
and suddenly I am thirsty.
5 minutes back I downed 2 litres of water.
but no, My brain is like-
Get up right now and have a glass of water.
The whole house is dark, I sleep on the first floor.
Audience member: Is it 3:00   am?
oh wow thanks!
It's 3:30am by the way.
That's the satan's hour...
I know my shit, I know my "Conjuring".
So I have to go down,
It's not going down to get the glass that's a challenge...
It's coming back.
Cause we all know...
According to ghost rules,
Only if you turn back...
They will catch you.
All the guys are like what a pussy, yeah I am...
I am saying it.
I go and start singing to myself.
Positivity, Happiness....
I enter the kitchen and suddenly I can't find the light switch.
Holy shit, I have been staying in this house for 12 years,
 I dunno where the switch is.
I have the glass of water, Now-
As a 25 year old adult, I don't mind admitting...
I run up like a little bitch.
Cause if I turn back,
"Eh you turned back I will catch you"
Which is what I don't understand about horror movies...  
Why are the ghost's so playful?
Just kill me!
You go to the mirror, look at it suddenly-
Like why?
Why don't you stab me or just go into my body?
You are sleeping, Suddenly they pull your leg-
You waxed oh what?
No! Just kill me dude!
