4chan Pass Award
for biggest cashgrab
WINNER: Ouya
DUKE: It's cheap.
It's versatile.
It's powerful.
Well, that's what we were told, anyway.
Didn’t live up to the hype, but that’s
best part about making a Kickstarter for a
million dollars to develop a plastic cube
with the internals of a crippled smart-phone,
you’ve already got your money, whether or
not the product fails doesn’t really matter.
What started as a promise to disrupt the console
market with an affordable open source console
ended with nothing but disappointment.
The controller felt cheap, the console was
weak, and its game library was smaller than
even the Wii U's.
You could play emulators on it.
Except you could actually buy most of those
consoles and a decent library of games for
about the same price on eBay.
It’d be more reliable, too.
Welp!
That’s probably more talk than the Ouya
deserves for one lifetime, into the trash
it goes.
