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Stalin: Oh oh oh yes oh.
Stalin: Hello. My name is Stalin.
Growler: Stalin. That's a weird name. Nice to meet you.
Stalin: Oh yes yes.
Growler: Thank you for coming in and taking an interest in my YouTube channel.
Growler: I just need to ask you a few questions so I can understand where you would fit best in my production.
Stalin: Oh no no! I know where I would fit best.
Stalin: I have come to apply for the role of 'evil villian'.
Growler: Oh! Evil villian. Yes Yes Yes!
Growler: We haven't had anyone apply for that role yet.
Stalin: Oh yes and I don't need to act either.
Stalin: Oh yes. I'm very evil
Growler: What does that mean?
Stalin: Well. Um. Yes. Um. Basically I'm evil.
Stalin: I do evil things. I run drugs, slavery and human trafficing empire
Stalin: And um. Oh yes! So I don't need to basically do any acting in order to do this role.
Growler: Oh!
[Growler hesitates]
Growler: Ok. Um. Oh you must be joking.
[Growler Laughs]
Stalin: No. I'm not joking. No I'm being very serious.
Growler: Oh. Um
Stalin: Yes I'm part of a larger organization and I am at the head of it.
Growler: Oh! Ok...
Growler: Um.
Growler: Alright. Well. But why do you want this role then?
Stalin: Oh yes well. The reason I want this role is to basically get the word out about how evil I am.
Stalin: Oh yes yes
Stalin: I basically want to tell millions of people how evil I am.
Stalin: And then also get merchandise for sale with my face on it to make some money out of it.
Stalin: Yes because I love making money
Growler: Oh! I see. Hmm. Well I guess our goals are aligned in some ways.
Growler: But this is not quite what I was going for.
Growler: Hmm. Ok. What are your interests?
Stalin: Oh yes! Interests! Oh. Yes yes yes.
Stalin: I basically have interests in making money in the most evilest way possible.
Stalin: Whether that be slavery, drugs, fireworks
Stalin: Basically as long as I am making money hurting people, I'm very happy
Stalin: Oh yes. And also I love drinking vodka.
Stalin: Oh. Yes yes
Stalin: Have you got any?
Growler: Why does everyone think we have alcohol here? No!
Stalin: Hmm. Disappointing.
Stalin: I'll have to put you on my list.
Growler: List! What list?
Stalin: Oh. You weren't meant to hear that. Um. Nothing!
Stalin: Anyway. Do I have the job?
[Growler Hesistates]
Growler: Um. To be frank, it sounds like you wouldn't do very well here and it sounds like it wouldn't be very good for us to have you.
Stalin: Hmmm. Ok. Um
Stalin: Stones!
Stalin: Sorry. I have to make a call.
Stalin: Stones
Stalin: Stones. Yes. Um
Stalin: I need you to exert some influence
Stalin: Yes
Stalin: Yes
Growler: What was that?
Stalin: Basically. A colleague of mine is going to make a nice visit to your home tonight.
Stalin: I hope you make him feel welcome. He has a nice 'gift' for you.
Growler: What's that supposed to mean?
Stalin: Oh! Don't worry. Just give me the job and I'll make sure he doesn't do anything nasty.
[Growler Hesistates]
Growler: Is that a threat?
Stalin: Hmmm. Yes
[Growler Hesistates[
Growler: Alright. You have got the job.
Stalin: Oh Yes. Great. Great. Great. I promise you won't regret it.
Stalin: Oh well done. Well done
Growler: Alright. Then I'll see you on set I guess.
Stalin: Yes yes. ok. Alright. I'll see you. Bye Bye!
[Growler Groans]
Oh dear.
When I started doing this, I wasn't imagining people were going to start threatening me for roles
But at least he will be a good villian.
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