Well, hello there.
I, am Metapixelatron.
Let me tell you a real story, about things
which happened to me a few moments ago, that
made me question humanity.
So, there I was, in the internet, looking
for some entertaining websites, so I could
end this lethal boredom of mine.
My search led me to some very ugly looking
website, which looked like a forum of sorts.
This website called itself 4 chan.
Initially, I have found that place to be a
source of entertainment.
What I have found to be most intriguing, was
the cynical nature of the place, which became
evident by the sheer amount of memes, which
were contained inside the pages of the place.
Indeed, things looked very random and disconnected.
For a moment, it almost felt like my very
soul was leaving reality itself.
Finally, I woke up from my memetic stupor.
What broke the spell, was the appearance of
a very unbecoming symbol.
What symbol am I talking about, you ask?
The freaking nazi swastika!
Indeed, and not just one of them.
The entire board suddenly was filled with
them.
It was not just the swastikas either, there
were other things.
I saw so many bad things.
It was as if evil itself had made it's presence
known.
Yes, that place, was evil.
It seems like I have stumbled upon a board,
which is known simply as /pol/.
Pol, stands for politically incorrect.
It is the source of most of the evil in the
internet itself.
If some internet meme, is in bad taste or
downright evil, it must have come from 4chan's
/pol/.
So, let me cut to the chase.
The 4chan's /pol/ board, seems to be filled
with whiny babies, who think that their memes
will make any difference in the grand scheme
of things.
Listen here, 4chan pol users, both lurkers
and posters...
Ain't no meme gonna protect you from the true
truth.
The fact is that the new world order, which
is run by the illuminati, is using you as
a free labor force, to push for their own
agenda.
Yes, you are doing the devil's work for them.
You sheeple need to wake the hell up.
There is not much time.
You see, if you don't change your ways, your
utter defeat will be inevitable.
Do you think yourself capable of even denting
the armor of the illuminati new world order?
Some of these 4 chan users are a very curious
kind, don't you think so?
Anyway, you can keep making your memes about
whatever, while also blaming other people
for your own failures, but the fact is that
you have already lost it all.
What do you hope to accomplish with your stupid
internet memes?
You guys, seem to keep doing everything you
can, to aggravate people who look different
from you, creating division.
Meanwhile, you are all sheeple.
What do you hope to accomplish, with your
attacks on humanity?
One wonders, if you're even capable of basic
human decency, at all.
Every shit post you make, on 4chan /pol/,
is a direct result of your own mind control
programming.
4chan /pol/ has been appearing more on google
search lately, isn't that true?
Why do you think that is?
What about that search spike during one particular
date?
Yes, the time period between 6 of november
and 12 of november.
Something important has happened on that date,
isn't this the truth?
What was it again?
Oh, yes, I remember!
The beginning of the end of all things happened
on that time frame.
Yes, it was all 4chan /pol/ fault, but not
in the way you would expect it to be.
You see, clearly, a lot of that traffic was
a direct result of the illuminati manipulating
their puppets around.
The politically incorrect board at 4 chan,
is crawling with shills and agent smiths.
This is the true truth.
Some of you chanpols call other people normies,
but you are the real sheeple.
Now, there is not need to get all triggered
about it.
Do search your feelings, and you will know
that I have spoken the truth.
To those of you, who are not chanpol users,
but may be afraid to criticize it, because
of the hordes of 4chan trolls, I have something
to say.
Do not be afraid, even if they seem to be
threatening.
Remember, the power of your typical 4chan
/pol/ user comes from the internet memes.
Most of them, would be uncapable of doing
anything which requires them to walk away
from their mother's basements.
By the way, can 4chan please stop using the
Pepe the frog meme so much?
Kekui, the serpent frog deity, would be ashamed
of having those people as followers.
Kekui, in his most primitive form, is the
personification of the primordial darkness
itself.
Do you really think a bunch of whiny nazis,
who are afraid of losing their privilege,
are fit to represent such a powerful deity?
Wake the hell up, you nasty sheeple.
The only place Kekui will lead you to, is
to your own downfall.
I hope the agent smiths are keeping lists
of those nazis, so they may be watched by
the big brother, as they are a danger to all.
You think you are politically incorrect?
You are just afraid of losing your status
quo, biatch.
A new age is coming.
4chan /pol/ has served it's purpose, which
was to bring it's own cancerous evil to light.
Now, it must go back to hell.
Tell me in the comment section, if you agree
that some of the 4chan /pol/ users, are a
bunch of whiny babies who blame the others
for their own failures in life, and if you
believe that the world would be better off
without people like them.
4chan /pol/ let me tell you, What a bunch
of whiny babies they are.
Well well well well well, 4chan /pol/, consider
yourselves judged.
Yes, you've heard it right, 4chan /pol/, I
am judging you right now.
You, 4chan /pol/, are a pit of misery and
disgrace.
It's time to face the true truth.
Now, the illuminati have taken you down the
rabbit hole, and you belong to them, until
the end of this cycle.
