I hate my life and this new neighborhood,
Or maybe I’m just mad cause my dad left for good.
All I have is a cracked phone and my hearing aid,
I hope my mom gets something good for my birthday.
Here you go Andy, it’s a little bit early,
But I got you a gift, it’s used but not dirty.
Seriously mom, you bought me a doll?
Just give it a try, I bet you’ll have yourself a ball.
I am defective, might spill some blood,
And I’m selective of my best bud.
You are my Buddi until the end,
You are my Buddi, you’re my best friend.
Chucky helps me make new friends with his dirty mouth,
Life’s better, except for one thing I’m still mad about.
Mom’s boyfriend is a d**k, always up in my face,
I hate him so d*** much, wish he could be erased.
But that’s a figure of speech, no one deserves to die,
Chucky doesn’t get the message, no matter how hard I try.
He takes my words literally, better watch what I say,
I talked smack about our cat, next thing I knew it was slain.
I am effective, sneaky and smart,
Give you a present, skinned face as art.
You are my Buddi until the end,
You are my Buddi, you’re my best friend.
Thanks Andy, for teaching my old a**,
How to use Kaslan’s apps, rolling in high class.
Driverless cars, call em up like Uber,
Buckle up, hit the town, feeling d*** super.
Holla at my friends in the parking lot,
Til something goes wrong, I’m in a bad spot.
Destruction derby breaking out, this a dangerous affair,
It’s not over 'til I jump scare!
I’ve got an army, charge and attack,
When you’re distracted, I’ll stab your back.
You are my Buddi until the end,
You are my Buddi, you’re my best friend.
Watch out heads up b***h, kill all night long,
I’ll lure Andy by hanging his mom.
You are my Buddi until the end,
You are my Buddi, you’re my best friend.
