(horse galloping)
(whimsical music)
- (sighs) I love the Migos.
They've been killing it,
straight up just making
hit after hit after hit.
♪ My homies is bad and bougie ♪
♪ Motorsport skrt, put
that thing in sport mode ♪
♪ Skrt skrt ♪
♪ Budda da budda da budda da stir fry ♪
And I want to do that.
I'm gonna show you how
to make a Migos song
from beginning to end.
From conception to music
video in nine simple steps.
Step one, pick random words.
Yo guys, I need you to write a random word
on this pice of paper.
- For what?
- Just any random word,
don't worry about it.
Just verb, adjective,
noun, doesn't matter.
Whatever you think of,
doesn't matter what it is.
(whimsical music)
- Fold 'em up, I don't wanna see 'em,
I don't want to see it.
Boom, boom, boom, thank you, good bye.
Okay, three verses, three words.
Okay (laughs).
Okay, random.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
Splash, banana, drop.
That's how we're gonna make our song.
Step two, establish all rhyming words.
Okay, splash.
And then splash, dash, bash.
Splash, cash, cast.
Banana, Canna, Havana, stand up.
Look see, see, banana
and stand up can rhyme
if you just say them effed up enough.
♪ Banana hamma can I stand up ♪
Step three, write the lyrics.
(mumbles)
Okay so the goal here is just to combine
rhyming words together in sentences.
And it doesn't really
matter if they make sense.
Like check this out.
♪ Hop on a mop ♪
♪ Make it drip like some snot ♪
Sounds like a future
Instagram caption to me.
Step four, record with an
average amount of energy.
♪ She called me pops,
let's stop, just drop ♪
♪ Booty go clack like
some wet flip flips ♪
♪ Clack clack clack her booty don't stop ♪
♪ Call booty Siri, she a robot ♪
Yeah boy!
So the goal is you can't sound too hype.
You gotta like, you know, be like
oh I barely had time
for the studio session.
I penciled it in.
Step five, repeat keywords.
♪ Drop, drop, drop, drop ♪
♪ Splash, splash ♪
♪ Go, go ♪
♪ Tip, tip ♪
♪ Slip, slip ♪
Step six, add sound effects
using just your mouth
Woo, woo.
♪ Skrt, skrt, skrt ♪
♪ Blah ♪
♪ Zoop, zoop, zoop, zoop ♪
Step seven, find a
random brand sponsorship
that will flash throughout your video.
It's like a rap parody type of video.
And we probably show like, I don't know,
like 18 times in three minutes
or something along those lines.
Okay cool, cool, cool.
Go buy 50 paper towels.
Yeah, yeah, no, for
sure, for sure, for sure.
Step eight, dress the part.
Yo, this is sick, this is
exactly how the Migos dress.
Always, all of them.
Quavo, Offset, all of
them man, they're so sick.
Whoa, easy, easy, easy,
that cost me like 10Gs.
(laughs) Come on.
Amazon Prime.
Step nine, borrow a fancy car.
Dude, a Lambo's like
$1200 to rent for a day.
For a day!
Anyone have a Lamborghini I can
borrow for a two hour shoot?
(bird tweets)
- [Man] Dude are you
seriously tweeting that?
- Yo, you know, you a nonbeliever.
(phone chimes)
If you need the Lamborghini
just let me know sis.
Are you serious!
- Oh my god.
(yells)
(engine revs)
- Yo I'm so nervous.
If I smash this car I literally
have to like sell my life.
(laughs)
- [Director] Lilly lean on the car.
- Nah I'm scared man, I
don't want to dent it.
- [Director] Lilly, lean on the car!
(sighs)
♪ Drop all the tops,
don't stop 'til I'm hot ♪
And there you have it,
how to make a hit song in
2019 in nine simple steps.
Now please enjoy my new song,
titled Drop, Splash, Banana
(thunder claps)
(rap music)
Yo I hoped you enjoyed this video.
Huge love to the Migos.
I'm actually a huge
fan, I love your music.
No shade, don't come for me.
My last video, right over there,
the making of this video there.
Including Kevin Edwards Jr
legit giving me his
Lambo to use, like what.
20% off merch like this.
And make sure you subscribe
because I make dope videos
I think, I hope.
One love Lilly, that is a rap, and zoop!
