- What's going on everybody?
My name is Jesse, his name is James,
and today we are doing
the Amazon product review.
We did the Amazon basketball
training product review.
You were in it, thank you.
- Ah no, who am I? I don't know.
(laughs)
- This is (mumbles).
And it banged, it got a million views,
thank you for all the love on that.
This time, I just got
the most random products
I could find on Amazon,
and we're gonna give it a yay or a nay.
And, huge announcement!
I have finally opened a P.O. box,
it is right here on the screen.
I haven't had a P.O. box for a long time.
Last time I had one I
was sent, literally poop.
Don't do that again, but send me stuff.
I'm gonna unbox it on videos.
So, let's just hop right in.
Oh, we're going with the big boy.
I think I know what this is.
I got this one for you, Tyler.
It's a cuddle buddy!
- Aww. I've seen this before.
(laughs)
- When you need someone
to cuddle with at night.
First thoughts, is it worth it?
- No.
- When Mitchell's not, you
know, sleeping with the alien,
you can use this now.
Will you use that? Would you use that?
- [Mitchell] Dude, this
is low-key so comfortable.
- Better than a real girl, yes or no?
Alright, pretend you're sleeping.
What if it did this?
Mitchell!
- Dude, I would have nightmares forever.
(laughs)
- Bro, this hits. Don't tell anyone.
I think I'm gonna keep it, Mitchell.
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
- Don't you think it's
kind of depressing though.
- Yeah like no doubt.
Yeah but like I'm cool with it.
- Product number two.
Talking TP.
Pull the paper and hear your message.
When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper,
the roll of toilet paper talks to you.
(screams loudly)
(laughs)
(roll breaks off)
(laughs)
Yeah, we're just gonna leave this here.
Oh!
The bobcat!
I think we should just
test this one right out.
- Just the mullet?
- It's a mullet.
You want to try it, Tyler?
- Uh, whoever's hair think it
fits the best, which is you.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- Color-wise, yeah.
(simultaneous commenting)
Am I wearing it the wrong way?
- Dang. Okay.
IT's something.
- Like, if you saw me walk--
what would you think if
you saw me on the street?
Like that dude's a bobcat.
- That guy look like he does karate.
- Aggressive karate.
(gong chimes)
- [Jesse] Subscribe to Jesser.
- Dude, I need to grow out my hair.
Dude, this is fire.
- This was a mistake.
(laughs)
I'm giving this a dub!
Tyler, you need to grow out a mullet.
- No way.
(laughs)
- Pickle lip balm.
I think we have to try it.
I'm gonna go first.
(sniffs)
It smells more like a green apple.
(smacks lips)
- Is the taste like a pickle?
'cause it smells like a minty apple.
- I'm getting green, like a green apple.
- Not bad.
- [James] Doesn't smell like a pickle.
- Nah. This is an L.
Fake advertising.
All right, blonde ponytail wig.
It's for a dog.
Humphrey, you wanna try it, man?
- Oh, my God.
- Humphrey, you look so beautiful.
- I don't know about this one.
- [Jesse] Oh, Humphrey!
You look so beautiful!
(laughs)
- I'm going to give this a massive W.
- For five bucks, I'm
gonna give this one a W.
- [Jesse] Humphrey does not like it.
Humphrey looks very beautiful.
See how you look.
Oh, Cookie.
You look so beautiful
with that nice ponytail, Cook.
Okay!
- [Group] Oh!
- [Jesse] The hair whip!
Okay. Up next is...
What is this?
A fanny pack that looks like a stomach.
- Oh!
(laughs)
- All right I think, James,
you'll be the type to wear this
so you try this on.
- I would not be the type to wear this.
- If any of us are gonna wear this--
- It would be probably you or Tyler.
- No.
- Like, ironically would wear it.
- No. Like this stomach looks
almost like your stomach.
- That looks nothing like my stomach.
- No. Out of the three of us--
(excitedly exclaims)
- That's fire, bro!
- What do you think?
- From far, that probably
looks pretty creepy.
- James, I can see that
you're soaking up some sun!
- I am.
- Dude, when did you get a beer belly.
- How did you know?
- [Jesse] I can see it. It's massive.
- No, like how did you know
that I had a beer in my belly?
(laughs)
- This is why we don't make skits.
(laughs)
- This is 9 pounds. This one.
This is what I think it is.
Yes!
It's literally just the
marshmallows in cereal.
How good is this?
You don't have to pick
through the cereal anymore.
- Oh My God.
- I was at my friend's house
and he had Lucky Charms.
And I went in the box and picked out
every single marshmallow.
And I heard it from his
dad the next morning
that he was upset.
- This is like a
childhood dream come true.
Ooh, get a spoonful of that.
It is literally Lucky Charms. Huge W.
No?
- Oh, no.
- It's like, caked on my molars now.
Would Mitchell back me up on this one?
- No, I agree. I don't know.
- Tyler, this is godly, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Like I wanna keep eating it.
I know I shouldn't but--
(slurps)
- [Jesse] Huge W.
Hi-ya!
- Oh!
(pounding on box)
- Yeah you (mumbles)
- A giant pigeon mask!
(squawking)
(slaps)
- Are you like, afraid of birds?
Why are you smacking it?
- I will shove this beak so far up your
(pigeon coo)
I think we have to test that you can
blend in with other
pigeons when you wear this.
- Oh, let's go bro.
- Yeah, man.
- Is that a pigeon?
- [Tyler] What is that thing?
- You want some bread?
(Jesse caw cawing)
- Are you gonna give it to him?
(slaps)
(laughs)
- Wait guys, guys, guys,
it was just a prank I'm
not actually a pigeon,
- [Together] Oh, you got us!
- Guys as you can see the
pigeon mask works very well.
- Oh.
- Up next, this is fragile boys.
This is a cat that is
supposed to hold a tissue box,
so you can take tissues out of it's booty.
- Wow.
- We are testing the cat.
(laughs)
- Damn, wow.
- The cat is a little constipated.
(record scratching)
- I feel like it looks cool,
when it's like half-out though.
Yeah that looks really cool,
when he's like half-pooping.
Tyler, try to grab it.
Are you fingering him?
(laughs)
Tyler!
(bangs)
This was an L.
Um, this wasn't supposed
to be in this video.
I just wanted to get my own fanny pack.
What do you guys think?
I'm curious. Is this a cool one?
- I don't like it.
- What?
- It looks like a demented hotdog.
(bangs on box)
- Whoa, we got some stuff.
- All right, there's a lot in this one.
This turns your fridge, into a GameBoy.
- It could be a dub.
- We'll see.
- It depends on the rest
of your apartment or room.
The company that made this
FreezerBoy is Swagasaurus Rex.
- That's a dub.
- Why is our fridge not magnetic?
- Nope.
- Attempt number three.
- Oh.
- This is a dub because
let's say I need like milk,
I can write down whatever I need,
whatever I'm missing.
I'm making this one a dub.
All right, what do you
guys give this one? Dub?
- That's pretty cool,
I'd say that's a dub.
- Da, da-da, da-da!
Oh my god, I'm so excited to try this one.
This is a dog dryer.
So after your dog goes in the pool,
you put him in this thing,
and it's supposed to dry the dog.
(laughs)
- [James] We can't rate this
one until we see it in action.
(laughs)
- I'm putting it on the "cool."
(hair dryer buzzes)
(yells)
Humphrey is big pimping if
I've ever seen a big pimper.
If Humphrey was wet, this would be a dub.
(laughs)
Humph, give it a W or an L?
- [Narrator] Please give treats
Oh wow.
(water splashing)
So we need to towel dry Goku.
So he's not soaking wet now.
All right Goku.
(simultaneous yelling)
- [Jesse] Don't do it!
No, oh my god!
Goku!
(dog shaking)
(yelling)
He's so difficult to work with.
- No.
- Goku, we're doing you a favor.
Goku is just a fiend for balls,
like he loves them more
than anything in the world.
So he's being a little difficult.
You like that, Gokie?
- All right, okay this product sucks.
This might be the worse
one we've reviewed all day.
(product crinkling)
- This is supposed to be soothing?
(laughs)
- Yeah that's what it said--
- It seems more dramatic than soothing.
- It said it was supposed
to feel good for the dog.
Okay this, Airzooka.
It fires air.
- I love how it says
Airzooka's fun for kids.
- I honestly thought it was a thing
that made your voice talk
louder when I bought it.
Tyler's about to test the Airzooka on me.
(bangs)
Oh!
(repeated bangs)
- I don't wanna get hit in the face.
(bangs)
- That was close.
(bangs)
- Whoa. (laughs)
(bangs)
(laughs)
- I have to give this one,
I have to give this one a W.
(bangs)
- Bro this things a, this is--
- This one I think this is the
biggest W of the whole video.
- Next up we got a lick brush.
"Lick your cat." That's
what it says on it.
- Oh no that is--
(laughs)
- Licking your cat is
oddly meditative practice,
and soothing for both you and your cat.
- I wanna know who came up with this,
and went through with packaging,
and marketing, and making this thing.
Are you gonna pet him?
(upbeat music)
(mumbles)
(laughs)
- [Tyler] It's like you
bring up your icons,
and then it sends it, uploads it to the--
(laughs)
- Turbo did not like it at all,
he ran away from it.
Mmm. (laughs)
Humphrey loves it!
What am I doing with my life?
(growls)
In here we got a button!
Should we see what it says?
- [Product] Blah, blah, blah.
(Product laughs menacingly)
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
(laughs)
- [Product] Blah, blah, blah.
- That's a thumbs up.
I love the variety.
(Product blahs repeatedly)
- Stop! One at a time!
- [Product] Blah, blah, blah!
(Jesse throws button)
- Now it probably doesn't work at all.
That's a thumbs up.
- I think this is another dog costume.
All right, look at this dog costume boys!
- [Group] Woo!
(laughs)
- [James] Looking good, bud.
- There you go!
- Dude you should use this
as his Halloween costume.
- No, no, no.
Isn't he sexy?
(laughs)
Gokie!
I'm going to give that an L.
All right, this is your
very own toilet paper or--
- Paper towel.
- Paper towel holder.
- Wait, question in the comments,
what kind of dinosaur is this?
- Ay bro, it's actually perfect height.
That's a dub for me.
What do you guys think?
L?
- Let me explain why.
Too lightweight.
He's way too lightweight
to be a paper towel holder.
- Style points!
Style points don't mean anything to you?
All right I'm just going to say,
I got this one, knowing
Mitchell would probably use it.
An asian guy.
- Oh, you can take them off?
- Yeah he's a roll decal.
What do you guys think?
- Yeah this is a Mitchell.
- All right Mitchell, so
you're allowed to say no,
are we allowed to put
this up in your room?
- Without seeing it?
- Yeah.
It's not that.
- Seems like a poster, my
room needs more posters.
- All right I say yes.
You stay out here, then
we'll surprise you.
What should we call him?
- Greg.
- Greg.
- So we should put it like,
only half of his body is showing, right.
Why do I know Mitchell's
going to love this?
Greg, that's not bad.
All right let's see what it
looks like from far away.
(laughs)
It's actually fire.
We're not gonna tell you where we put it.
(laughs)
- That's so lit.
I do love it.
- Are you gonna keep Greg there?
- Yeah I'm keeping Greg there for sure.
(laughs)
- Greg watches over you he's (mumbles)
(laughs)
- Mitchell gets sleep paralysis a lot,
he's got Greg right
behind him to protect him.
- All right this pillow came
in literally last minute,
after we finished filming the video,
but I just wanted to show you
I got this nice red pillow.
And, not all!
Are you ready?
Looks just like a regular
red pillow, right?
Ha! It's Nicholas Cage!
I'm going to sleep with it.
Once again guys if you wanna send anything
to the P.O. box, link in the description.
I will open it on video.
Thank you to the boys for being in this.
Let me know if you guys are
enjoying these unboxing,
and then testing review videos.
I can do some more if
you guys are enjoying it.
Let me know what type of
products you wanna see next.
And, peace.
Hey, just popping in here to ask,
are you following my Instagram?
Yes?
No?
Maybe, so?
I post very beautiful pictures
for your face to enjoy.
If you don't follow me,
Humphrey will be disappointed.
It's at the point I'm
using my dog for followers.
This is sad.
Sike! Boy, I've been doing it for years!
