Now, you know that we all love some Howard
Phillips Lovecraft over at Top 5 Scary Videos,
but for the most part - we’ve only ever
covered the great, fleshy, tentacle creatures
that want to spread madness and ruin throughout
the universe - but we’ve never really touched
on the few brave souls that try to combat
them - or, well - in most cases, brave victims.
Lovecraft had a penchant of creating flawed,
oftentimes throwaway characters that served
as the tasting menu for the Great Old Ones
- and the only thing left for us to do, is
to pay tribute to them.
Hello horror fans - and welcome back to the
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As per usual, I’ll be your horror host Jack
Finch - as we finally receive our diploma
from the Miskatonic University - before heading
out into a horrifying new world - and take
a look at the Top 5 Scariest Lovecraftian
Protagonists.
Roll the clip.
For the curious amongst you, that clip was
the 2012 release of The Whisperer In Darkness,
the H.P Lovecraft Societys cinematic interpretation
of the story of the same name.
Which we actually recently covered in our
Scariest Lovecraftian Movies list - and it’s
great, so give it a watch.
Now, there are a few honorable mentions for
this list.
Albert Wilmarth being one of them, as well
as Herbert West, Randolph Carter and Gustaf
Johansen - but you know, I’m just keeping
it fresh.
Kicking off at Number 5 - Dr. Henry Armitage,
The Dunwich Horror
And this guy is perhaps the most hardcore,
eldritch-hating mother trucker in the entire
Cthulhu Mythos.
Even more impressive then, that this guy maintains
his status as a cosmic badass at the ripe
old age of 73.
He’s seen it all, and he isn’t about to
fall agasp at the sight of a tentacle spewing
horror.
Nah, he’s not about that.
Appearing in Lovecraft’s 1928 short story,
The Dunwich Horror - Dr. Henry Armitage is
the stern-faced librarian of Arkham’s Miskatonic
University - and although he isn’t exactly
the leading man of the story, which is what
this list is all about - he’s the one who
inevitably puts Wilbur Whateley and his grotesque
twin brother in their place.
Move over Yog-sothoth - there’s a new daddy
in town.
Lovecraft himself said that he identified
with Henry Armitage, seeing himself as a frail
old scholar who had the passion and drive
to combat the maddening armies of the void.
Throughout the last act of The Dunwich Horror,
Dr. Armitage proves exactly what he went to
school for - deciphering an ancient text to
summon lighting from the cosmos and subsequently
blowing The Dunwich Horror to smithereens.
Yeah, if that’s not enough reason to love
this guy - I don’t know what is.
Coming in at Number 4 - Walter Gilman, The
Dreams In The Witch House
And it’s really, really hard not to like
Walter Gilman - in all of his bittersweet,
tragic glory.
And when you boil it down, The Dreams In The
Witch House, written by Lovecraft in 1932,
is actually a really, really emotional story.
A curious bright young man, just trying to
find a room to rent so he can keep a roof
over his head while he studies - who gets
caught up in the evil goings on of a witch
and her elder gods - and inevitably dies one
of the most hardcore deaths in all of Lovecraftian
fiction.
As the short story explains, Walter Gilman
is a student of mathematics and folklore at
Miskatonic University - studying non-Euclidean
calculus and quantum physics.
Pretty noble stuff.
Well, shortly after moving into his new rental
at The Witch House, the famed ancestral home
of Keziah Mason - an infamous Massachusetts
witch - he starts having a series of bizarre
dreams that quickly become alarmingly real.
Then he finds an ancient eldritch artifact
- and what does he do?
Does he flee the house like any reasonable
person?
Of course not, he’s a scientist - and he
knows he’s got to get to the bottom of these
strange happenings.
Turns out - the witch is real, she’s sacrificing
a child to Nyarlathotep, and has a terrifying
cat-rat familiar called Brown Jenkin.
Thankfully, our boy Walter saves the day but
sadly not the child - kills the witch - and
then gets eaten in half by Brown Jenkin.
As in, it literally burrows through his body
and eats his heart from inside out.
Nasty.
Swinging in at Number 3 - Dr. William Dyer,
At The Mountains of Madness
And this is exactly what I love about Lovecraft,
because with the right setting and circumstances,
even a geologist can become the biggest badass
in the valley.
If you haven’t read At The Mountains of
Madness, I’d highly recommend it - and for
me, it’s one of Lovecraft’s greatest novellas
- simply because of it’s atmospheric world
building, and also because of this guy, Dr.
William Dyer - the man who knows no fear.
During the events of the story, William Dyer,
a professor of geology at Miskatonic University
- plans an expedition to Antarctica to return
to the discovery of an ancient ruin that lies
beyond a range of mountains bigger than the
Himalayas.
Of course - in typical Lovecraftian fashion,
the ruins are brimming with Shoggoths and
vile cosmic creations - but does our boy William
Dyer turn tail and run at the first sniff
of madenning fear like the majority of Lovecraft’s
characters?
Nah.
Nah, he’s a geologist - and his only goal
is to figure out exactly what the hell these
ancient alien invaders are planning.
Granted, later on he actually IS chased out
of the ruins by a Shoggoth and heads back
to civilization - but is he a bumbling, rambling
ruin of madness and cosmic fear?
Nah, he’s planning another trip.
So much so, that Dr. William Dyer is one of
the very few characters to make a canonical
return, and is back at it again, making an
appearance in The Shadow Out Of Time - heading
off to Australia’s Great Sandy Desert in
pursuit of ancient aliens once again.
He’s unstoppable.
Next up at Number 2 - Titus Crow, the Titus
Crow Series
And, I know I’m probably going to perturb
a few people for putting this guy so high
- but what the hell, it’s my list.
First appearing in the 1970’s short story,
Billy’s Oak by Brian Lumley, Titus Crow
is a Lovecraftian character, written by an
Englishman in the mid-seventies - that is
not unlike any other character in the Cthulhu
Mythos.
But that’s the beauty of Lovecraft’s fictional
legacy, right?
Other writers who were there to pick up the
torch, and carry on with the Eldritch battle
of cosmic horror - and in my opinion, Titus
Crow is one of the most badass protagonists
in the entire mythos, figuring himself as
a bizarre, Lovecraftian blend of Van Helsing,
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who.
Great mix.
Why?
Well, as Brian Lumley himself explained - he
had trouble relating to characters who fainted
at the hint of a bad smell, as is often the
case in HPL’s work.
The difference here being, that his guys fought
back.
And Titus Crow is pretty damn good at fighting
back - often locked within a never end battle
between the Great Old One Ithaqua, clutching
his arsenal of ancient eldritch artifacts,
including the Clock of Dreams - which really,
is… a Tardis.
But whatever..
Hey, he even becomes a cyborg after the events
of The Transition of Titus Crow, and fully
kits himself out with a Great Old One hunting
skin-suit so he can better combat the evil
forces of cosmic horror.
Now that’s my kind of story.
And finally - at our Number 1 spot - Dr. Marinus
Bicknell Willett, The Case of Charles Dexter
Ward
And wow - that was a mouthful, but I was determined
to fully address the man exactly as Lovecraft
intended.
Seriously, he uses his full name like -- all
the way through the story.
I usually do that when I’m trying to pad
out the word count.
I like your style Howard, I really do.
Nevertheless, Dr. Willett is perhaps one of
the most badass characters that has ever faced
an eldritch entity - and he makes the top
spot on our list for one reason, and one reason
alone - this humble, human doctor - outwits
an ancient, eldritch warlock at his own game.
Believe me, that’s no small feat.
Throughout the events of The Case of Charles
Dexter Ward, written in 1927 but published
posthumously in the May and July issues of
Weird Tales in 1941 - the novel describes
how Charles Ward becomes obsessed with his
distant ancestor, Joseph Curwen - an alleged
wizard who was in cahoots with Yog-Sothoth,
and had the ability to resurrect the dead.
All in all, he was a pretty nasty guy - and
Charles Ward inevitably becomes brutally murdered
by his long-lost great-grand-uncle after politely
resurrecting him.
Well, in the long run - he’s no match for
Dr. Marinus Bicknell Willett - who is so sick
and tired of the whole ordeal, and he’s
had enough of chasing necromancers through
abandoned asylums, that in a desperate battle
of incantations - he manages to somehow out-spell
the un-out-spellable and crumble old Joseph
Curwen to dust.
See ya later bud!
Well, there we have it horror fans - out list
for the best of the best Lovecraftian protagonists
- why don’t you let us know your thoughts
in the comment section down below.
Unfortunately that’s all we’ve got time
for in today’s video - but before we depart,
let’s read out a quick few comments from
over the past few days.
Michael Yoder says -- Would love to see something
on John Wyndham’s work - many movies like
The Day of the Triffids, Chocky, The Crysalids,
The Midwich Cuckoos -- and great suggestion
Michael, I’m from the same county of Warwickshire
as the man himself, cheers buddy, I’ll see
what I can do - I’ve been recently thinking
we should cover some Mervyn Peake stuff, so
maybe it would slot in nicely.
Great stuff.
Wonder Wierdo says -- Jack, do more Lovecraft
content.
If you don’t I’ll ring your doorbell and
run away -- well, that’s just straight up
rude - Wonder Weirdo, and I don’t negotiate
with doorbell ringers.
Just kidding man - you got it.
Also, we used to call that game Knock-A-Door-Run
back in the UK.
What did you guys call it?
There you go.
Comment content.
Well on that note, I’m gonna Knock-A-Door-Run
out of here.
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