BOB!
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE?
BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S NOT FOR A ROUTINE
INSPECTION.
IT'S NOT?
NO.
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
A VERY DISTURBING RUMOR.
THERE'S A RUMOR
YOU MAKE YOUR BURGERS
WITH HUMAN REMAINS
FROM THE CREMATORIUM
NEXT DOOR!
HMM. I WONDER HOW A RUMOR
LIKE THAT GETS STARTED.
IT'S MADE
WITH HUMAN REMAINS
FROM THE CREMATORIUM
NEXT DOOR.
[ALL GASPING]
WHO KNOWS? KIDS
SAY CRAZY STUFF.
HERE'S WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
WE'LL TEST YOUR MEAT.
IF IT CONTAINS
HUMAN FLESH
ANYTHING ABOVE THE 4%
ALLOWABLE BY THE FDA,
THEN YOUR RESTAURANT
WILL BE CLOSED,
AND YOU, SIR,
WILL BE GOING TO JAIL.
OH, A PARTY FOR ME!
OH. HUGO?
LINDA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M THE HEALTH
INSPECTOR. I JUST
TRANSFERRED HERE.
[GASPS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THIS IS OUR RESTAURANT.
WE OWN IT.
YOU'RE MARRIED
TO HIM? 
HOW DO YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?
I THOUGHT YOU
RAN OFF WITH BOB,
THE HOT SHOT
RESTAURATEUR.
I DID.
OH, GOD.
YOU DID?
I'M ON IT.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO!
I CAN'T BELIEVE--
I CAN'T--
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LEFT ME FOR HIM!
YOU LEFT SOMEONE FOR ME?
UGH! HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW?
WE WERE--WE WERE
BRIEFLY ENGAGED.
[ALL GASPING]
I STILL REMEMBER
THE DAY I HEARD
YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED.
OH, MY GOD.
IS TODAY
YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
YES! HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
IT'S 9-3.
9 IS DIVISIBLE BY 3.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
A LOT OF NUMBERS
ARE DIVISIBLE BY 3.
WELL, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
HUMAN FLESH?!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THIS IS ONE OF OUR
BIGGEST WEEKENDS.
YOU CAN'T PUT THAT UP.
NOBODY WILL EAT HERE.
PROMINENTLY
DISPLAYED.
WELL, THEN JUST DO
YOUR TESTS, PAL,
BECAUSE IT'S BEEF.
SORRY! THE LAB'S
CLOSED TILL MONDAY.
YOU'LL GET YOUR
TEST RESULTS THEN.
CONSIDER YOURSELF
HEALTH INSPECTORED!
[SCREAMING]
I--I'D TRY IT.
THERE'S NO WAIT.
