Announcer:
AT SLUGBURGER.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE
MEGA MOLLUSK DELUXE FOR SO LONG.
IT'S ONLY AVAILABLE
ONE DAY A YEAR, AND I'M UP.
Witchy: NEXT!
ONE MEGA MOLLUSK DELUXE
AND A BELCH ZERO, PLEASE.
PROHYAS, YA BEAN CURD.
I JUST SOLD YA YOUR SANDWICH
10 MINUTES AGO.
ONLY ONE PER CUSTOMER.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE BUSY.
[ CREAK, SHATTER ]
I'M BAFFLED
AND SANDWICHLESS.
UNH. IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST WHIP UP SOMETHING
YUMMY WITH A FOOD MAGISWORD.
Announcer:
GIANT EGG MAGISWORD.
HARD BOILED!
IT'S NOT GONNA HATCH.
IT'S COVERED IN A LITTLE SALT.
I'VE LOST TWICE.
Announcer: AT MOUNT MA'ALL,
AT THE PRINTED PAGE BOOKSHOP.
HELLO, NOVILLE.
H-H-HI, MISS VAMBRE.
I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT
TO READ
"VERONICA VICTORIOUS
AND THE AMPERSAND CASTLE."
I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN SO SOON.
DID YOU MISS ME
OR SOMETHING?
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CALLED ME ON THE
MAGI-MOBILE, AND NOW I'M HERE.
BUT YOU JUST LEFT HERE
10 MINUTES AGO...
WITH YOUR
"VERONICA VICTORIOUS" BOOK.
[ CREAK, SHATTER ]
WHAT?!
[ WHIMPERS ]
I'M BAFFLED AND BOOKLESS.
BUUUUUUHHH.
BUUUUUUHHH.
DID YOU GET YOUR DUMB BOOK?
DID YOU GET YOUR DUMB BURGER?
Both: NO, THEY SAID
I ALREADY GOT IT. WEIRD.
DID YOU GET OUR ORDER
AT RALPHIO'S YET?
NO? WELL, THEN.
I LIKE MONKEYS.
LET'S GO TO RALPHIO'S.
SORRY.
I NEEDED THAT TO STOP.
Both: MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE.
HELLO.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
Both: DO YOU HAVE THOSE
NEW MAGISWORDS WE ORDERED?
DO YOU? DO YOU?
PLEASE?
ARE YOU TWO TRYING
TO DRIVE OLD RALPHIO BONKERS?
YOU BOTH JUST PURCHASED YOUR
PRE-ITEMS NOT 10 MINUTES AGO.
EHHHH?
EHHHH?
OOH. IF YOU PREFER TO PAY
FOR THEM AGAIN, I'D GLADLY --
[ SCREECH! ]
YES, WELL.
Announcer: SOON, AT
WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS.
SWAG.
WHAT EVEN IS THIS DAY?.
IF THERE ARE TWO OTHER USes
WANDERING ABOUT,
I DON'T THINK I HAVE
THE FACULTIES TO FATHOM IT.
[ BUZZING ]
 WARRIORS FOR HIRE,
 I NEED YOUR HELP.
 THERE'S A PACK OF TROLLBLINS
 BLOCKING MY FRONT DOOR,
 AND THEY'RE SCARY
 AS A CAULIFLOWER'S EAR.
WE'RE ON IT
LIKE THINGS ON STUFF.
WE GOT A GIG!
WHOO!
THE WARRIORS HAVE ARRIVED
TO PUNT POSTERIORS
AND OBTAIN MONIKERS.
OH, UH, NO NEED.
YOU JUST DID.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
WELL, DON'T BE SILLY, US.
WE'RE YOU.
I'M PROHYAS.
JE M'APELLE VAMBRE.
WE'RE THE WARRIORS FOR HIRE.
MY DOCTORS TOLD ME
IF I START SEEIN' DOUBLE AGAIN,
I'M SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN.
OOF.
OKAY, I'M DOIN' IT.
YOU ARE NOT US!
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S
AN EXQUISITE IMPRESSION OF ME.
DON'T COMPLIMENT THEM.
QUALITY IS QUALITY.
THAT'S A REALLY GREAT
IMPROVISATION OF US, US.
Announcer:
BOULDER MAGISWORD.
EVEN GOT MAGISWORDS LIKE US, US.
[ THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
YOU THINK WE'RE YOU,
YET YOU PULL A MAGISWORD ON US?
TURNS OUT I'M EVIL
AND SELF-LOATHING.
I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I'M GONNA
PUT BUTTER ON YOUR FACE.
Announcer:
DAIRY PRODUCT MAGISWORD!
BUTTER BLAST.
[ WHOOSH! ]
YOU GOT ONE
JUST LIKE ME, ME.
Announcer:
DAIRY PRODUCT MAGISWORD...AGAIN.
I'M BETTER AT IT, THOUGH.
ICE-CREAM HEADACHE.
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SIGHS ]
HUH?
[ SIGHS ]
NOBODY MAKES MY BROTHER
SINCERELY UPSET ON MY WATCH.
BUT I'M YOUR BROTHER,
VAMBRE.
OH, NO, YOU DID NOT.
Announcer:
CELERY MAGISWORD.
HEH, YOU'RE
SUCH A JOKESTER, SIS.
CREAM CHEESE, PLEASE.
OCH, I'VE BEEN
HORS D'OEUVRED.
Announcer:
CELERY MAGISWORD.
HAND PUPPETS
SHOULD NOT HAVE SWORDS.
WARRIOR HUDDLE.
THIS GUY'S
GOT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT
AND IS WAY TOO GOOD
AT BEING US.
STOP.
STOP COMPLIMENTING THEM.
THERE'S ONE THING
WE CAN DO
THAT ONE PERSON
ABSOLUTELY CAN'T DO ALONE.
A HUDDLE?
[ BOTH GROWL ]
Announcer:
SNOWBALL MAGISWORD.
PENCIL MAGISWORD.
Both: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO --
ICE JAIL.
HUH? HEY, NEAT.
WE CAN DO THAT, TOO.
NO, YEAH.
Announcer: MICROWAVE MAGISWORD.
RADIATOR MAGISWORD.
Both:
HOW IS THIS GUY BEATING US?.
WELL, IT'S BEEN SWELL
HAVING AN OUT-OF-BODY
EXPERIENCE WITH YOU USes,
BUT WE GOT TO GET BACK
TO WARRIORS FOR HIRE H.Q.
TRES BON.
NO, YEAH.
WE GOT TO STOP HIM.
HE'LL TAKE OVER OUR LIVES.
BUT WHAT HAVE WE GOT THAT NOHYAS
AND HANDBRE HAVEN'T -- OOH.
I'VE GOT THE ANSWER
TO ME OWN QUESTION.
Announcer:
OINKUS OINKUS MAGISWORD.
WE HAVE TO USE
ONE-OF-A-KIND MAGISWORDS
THAT NOHYAS
CAN'T USE AGAINST US.
OH, I DIG YA.
DOLPHIN MAGISWORD.
[ SQUEAL! ]
HEY,
DIDN'T WE JUST BEAT US?
DéJà VU.
Both: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO --
HOGWASH.
[ SQUEALS ]
NO, YEAH!
I DO SO ENJOY WATCHING
OUR ADVERSARIES THROWN SKYWARD.
ME TOO, BUT THIS IS
FAR TOO TEMPORARY OF A SOLUTION.
I HAVE BEST PLAN.
[ COUGHS ]
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
TAUGHT OURSELVES A LESSON.
AND IN DOING SO HAVE REACHED
ULTIMATE SERENITY
AND INNER PEACE.
Both: WE SHOULD FOSTER
THIS SENSE OF NIRVANA
BY LEAVING THE ADVENTURING
BWEEZENESS FOREVER.
WE'RE GOING TO GO OFF
TO A DISTANT LAND
TO BE GOAT BEARD BARBERS,
NEVER TO RETURN.
Nohyas:
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA WE HAD.
WE'RE GONNA GO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.
ALLONS-Y.
NO, YEAH!
WELL, UM...
UH, WE DID IT.
PROHYAS, HANDBRE AND NOHYAS
MANAGED TO CONVINCE EVERYONE --
INCLUDING THEMSELVES --
THAT THEY WERE US.
WHAT IF THEY
REALLY ARE US?
I AM VAMBRE.
I AM PROHYAS.
HUH?
WHO'S THAT GUY?. HISS.
