Hey guys! It's Mary
Welcome on my Youtube channel, McCoy Investigation.
Today we're on the CERN's campus where scientists work on a particle accelerator.
There are rumors on the Internet that started some time ago
saying that the scientists were trying to open portals to parallel universes, maybe to connect with Satan.
I'm really fed up with rumors like these so today I'm here to find out what it's really about.
Come with me and let's see
If you haven't... er... aren't following me yet don't hesistate to suscribe. Right?
Let's go!
-Hello Sir
-Turn off the camera!
-It's for a report!
-Stop! Turn off the camera!
-Okay, right.
Well... As you could see I just got kicked out so... Let's try Plan B!
I asked my friend July to come and help me with this
She recently did a tutorial on how to break door locks, she did some pretty cool work on this.
But yeah...seems like we're going to enter in a bit less legal way...
I'm freaking out a bit... Hope it's gonna be okay...
-Hey McCoy! Coast is clear! Come on, let's go!
Well, here we go.
-Go go go!
-Yeah...
This is so sick...
we are in the CERN, we got in and we're getting closer to the machines making all this noise...
This is crazy...
There are signs saying 
"Caution: Radiation" and "Supervised area"...
For the moment we haven't seen anybody
But we see the machines
I read on the Internet that this is the place
like this is the place where they accelerate fundamental particles...
way smaller than atoms...
...to understand how all this actually works...all this...all this matter...
This is just so amazing...
Look at all these pipes, all these tubes...all these machines...
It's just crazy...
Oh fuck there is someone! Hush, quickly...
Oh fuck there are some people on the other side as well...
What do we do? Nooo...
Quickly, the lab coats!
Hide the camera, hide the camera!
Oh my god!
We went unnoticed thanks to the white coats!
Well done, it's a really good idea you had there.
No really, crazy thing.
-Hey look, it's open! Come!
-The first open office in the CERN building...
This is starting to get really serious...
And guys if you haven't suscribed yet, don't forget to hit the red button.
Right now, what you are seeing right now, you're not gonna see it anywhere else...
It's just so sick!!!
-There are things written about generators, laser, LEDs, controllers and...
-Mary
-Yes ?
-That's just physics, you know!
-...microtechnology, no really, it's so so cool! It's just so cool!
-That's just normal stuff... Come on, let's go!
-No, really... If you'd see what I see...
-No really, that's enough of it... let's go!
-No... Oh fuck oh fuck someone's coming...
-Shut up, shut up!
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-Hey guys
Soo... Mary McCoy and July Parkour
We just had a narrow escape...
-Yeah it was really tight.
-This is the second time we almost get caught by the CERN's scientists...
And well...we didn't find anything suspicious so we're going home...
-Mary... We got a problem here... Look at that.
What is it?
-Is it blood?
-It definitely looks like some, yeah...
I don't know but I think we really went too far with this...
No really it's not funny...
-No it's not funny, it so freaky
-Really, let's go! Listen we must go now!
-No wait! With this... no really... seriously...wait...
Hey with this we can make a buzz!
Mary, we're leaving! Sorry but this has just gone too far. Let's go.
-But July! You won't leave me alone, right?
-Mary... Look at this thing! We have to go!
-You can't leave me alone...
-Oh well fuck... I'm always covering your silly plans!
Okay okay okay let's go and see.
Hey viewers, are you with us? Look at this! This is so sick...
Really we don't know if it's blood... It looks like it is...
It goes through... There is some along the whole corridor...
It's really... really freaking us out...
It's just so sick.
-Hey guys, now we've been walking for quite some time...
And the traces are getting less visible...
-Er... Mary...
-Yes?
-I've been thinking about this for a while now and... The blood really has a strange color...
-You think so?
-Well... Look!
-What are you doing? Stooop!
My mom always told me it was dangerous to do that...
But...Marie! That's gross!
-It's no blood...
-What is it then?
-It's chocolate!
Guys, we freaked out for nothing, it's only chocolate! What a joke
-Chocolate... Really...
-Milk chocolate...
-Yep
-Don't worry, everything's fine and we even met somebody really nice...
-Er... Hi Satan!
-Hi.
-How are you doing?
-Good and you?
-All good.
Can you explain to McCoy Investigation what you're doing at CERN?
-Well... When I figured out that being in the science thing really tended to get on the Creationist's nerves, I decided to really get into that stuff.
-Super cool!
-So, here we go, a new mystery has been solved!
Only scientists working at the CERN.
See you next week, guys. Take care, bye!
