Yo what's up gamer, I just ate like a pound of spam right now
Once I was done with that I had an energy drink and then I punched a hole in the wall
Oh I'm so hyped up
Of all the things you could've done. Of all of them. Of all the things...
You ate a pound of spam?
I'll have you know I hate spam. Just smelling spam makes me go into an unbridled rage
Okay, spam makes me happy
You know, 1 pound of spam contains 317 milligrams of cholesterol
Yes, everyone knows that. I just don't care about my health, I just love spam
Too much spam can kill you, you know
I am aware of that, I'm not addicted to it, but just I need it every day otherwise I will not be able to function
(grunts)
I think I've had too much spam. My cholesterol is through the roof
You fool. You absolute fool. I told you too much spam would kill you. (SEAN) HELP! HELP ME! PLEASE I'm dying.
