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Hi.
Thanks for coming.
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This is going to be a great Macworld.
You know, everybody at Apple has been thinking different for the last couple of years.
We've sold a lot of computers.
But there's something else happening here.
The resurgence of Apple!
And you're going to see a lot of that today.
We've got some great new products.
Some really great new products.
Some insanely great new products!
Some really, totally wildly, insanely great new products!
(off stage voice) Thank you.
We have got products that...
No, no... that's, that's not me at all!
That's not me at all!
You're blowing it. Look. You're supposed to come over here.
Open a water, get the slide clicker.
The you can put your hands together. This...
This insanely great thing, we stopped using that 100 years ago!
You know, I mean.
I, ladies & gentlemen, Noah Wyle.
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I, um, I invited him here today so he can see how I really act.
And plus because he's a better me than me!
Thank you. Thank you. I am just glad that you're not mad about the movie.
What? Me upset? Hey, it's just a movie.
But, uh, you know, if you do want to make things right,
you can get me a little part on ER. Hah. A part would be great.
Dr. Jobs. Welcome aboard. 
Thank you very much.
Are you still a virgin?
Ladies & gentlemen, Noah Wyle.
