>>> hey, everybody, hi
>> hello
>> welcome to sales corp
industries first zoom call
this is how we're going to be
doing meetings now, so we wanted
to get everyone acquainted with
the program, with a little zoom
tutorial
on the call today, we got brian
from sales
>> oh, man, it's so good to see
everybody.
At a safe distance that is
>> yeah.
We got crystal from market
research
>> sorry, my place is such a
wreck.
>> no, it looks perfect.
>> we got kevin from research.
>> are any of y'all wearing
pants?
Be honest, now
zoom is fun.
>> uh-oh
it is, it is
>> and, of course, henriette and
nan our fun receptionists.
>> yes, we just work the phos
normally, so we're going to see.
>> hello
hello, I got an email address
for this
>> that's great.
We're glad to have you
you guys will be just fine
zoom has different layouts, so
go ahead and play around with
the view on your screen while we
chat
anybody up to anything fun at
home
>> well, mainly like a lot of my
cat looking at me like, um,
shouldn't you be at work
>> yeah, I know.
My dogs are so happy right now,
I take them on like 12 walks a
day.
>> does anyone else fully hate
their kids
>> and for me, it's been
re-evaluating which of my mugs I
think are the funniest
okay, now, this isn't right, is
it
>> yes, and I recorded my own
commentary for "a dog's
purpose.
I think this is not right.
>> you just don't need to be so
close to the camera.
>> okay, well, I've been calling
in to qvc and telling them how
good of a job I think that
they're doing.
>> just reset the camera
>> okay, like this
did I activate zoom?
>> no, you turned it off
and it looks like your avatar is
a picture of wayne brady
henriette and nan, guys, just
point the camera at you and just
leave it be.
>> we're not cut out for this.
>> I thought this computer only
did solitaire.
>> we ruined the zoom.
>> no, no.
Guys, hey don't cry.
No one ruined the zoom, we're
all learning here.
Okay
why don't I just show you guys
some of the other cool features
it has, okay
like there's virtual
backgrounds.
Even though you're at home, you
can change the background to a
beach or wherever you would most
like to be
>> this is my beach.
This is the only file I have on
my computer.
And it's my favorite doctor.
>> the poster from "the good
doctor."
>> he's a doctor, but he's
different.
>> okay.
Yeah
you can also share your screen
down here.
>> oh, wow
>> either your desktop or an
application.
>> okay.
Am I doing it?
I was going for desktops
what part of my screen are you
seeing
>> we're seeing a google search
that says, siri is my daughter
pregnant
>> okay, but I was wondering, if
a hacker gets ahold of a zoom,
what can they tell
what can they tell -
>> no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please don't bring it into the
bathroom, we can see you always.
>> I didn't know
>> okay, my screen is dark
again, darn it
>> no, don't take your clothes
off, nan
no, no, no, no, no
don't take your clothes off.
Oh, my god, stop, no, don't.
Stop
both of you, I'm sorry to do
this, guys, just please stop,
please
[ sobbing
>> oh no
>> I'm bad news.
>> I'm from hell
>> I just found out I'm supposed
to tip waiters
>> I found out I've been wearing
my shoes on the wrong feet
>> henriette and nan, don't be
so hard on yourselves, guys.
This technology is new
you're staying home.
I'm sure you're great at that.
>> no, I'm not
>> I've never used soap before
>> I used my license as toilet
paper and I don't know my own
birthday
>> okay, that's probably enough.
>> my husband says I can only
use one sheet of toilet paper.
But I need three to get all the
dookie out
>> if I can't kiss my kids on
the mouth, I'm going to hurt an
animal
>> I tried to clean my ass in
the middle of the night with the
hose in the driveway and I
went -- I went viral
>> okay, you know what, let's
call it.
Henriette and nan, we don't need
you to be on any zoom calls.
>> thank god
>> oh, wonderful
>> thank god
>> okay.
>> hey, does anybody know where
I can find nan's hose video?
>> yeah, I'll send it to
everybody.
>> thanks, brother
>> thank you
>> thanks guys
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