Welcome to Chernobyl Nature Documentary episode
2, blyat, 2. Now today we have something very
special, so let’s get this show on the road.
C’mon! Wake up! He has bit much to drink.
Comrades! We go to Grozia Semechki Production
Plant, this place was abandoned, not many
people actually know where it is, but it’s
a beautiful place, we can sample some Semechki.
This is our semechki advisor here, he’s
a little down, WAKE UP! WAKE UP BLYAT! Nyet...
WAKE UP BLYAT! Right, I get back to you when
splash some piss on his face.
Now, we are in the semechki factory with our local, professional
semechki correspondent, Artyom. Would you
like to tell us something about this place?
[Artyom]: Now this place is very good work,
I remember working here as child, very good,
this is the dormitory, everyone sleep here,
they fit 30 people in this one room. [Zlatko]:
This is a beautiful dormitory, very comfy.
Now what is this building? [Artyom]: This
building is the semechki storehouse, it fit
a lot of semechki- BLYAATTT!! [Miscellaneous
Swearing] [Zlatko]; THIS IS FUCKING HAY- [Zlatko]:
As we can see, semechki factory has been filled
with filthy capitalist hay, but, this building
can be up and running shortly. Look at this
structural engineering- [Loud Creaking] -This
can survive anything! This is going to collapse,
isn’t it? [Artyom]; Yes, probably [Zlatko]:
Here you can see, we are in Lada workshop
of semechki factory, since 1982 Letter of
Recommendation of the Lada, this has become
mandatory for every factory across glorious
nation. This can fit up to about 8 workers
Ladas where they can get their underglows
and Adidas stripes painted on. Now, come a
little closer cameraman, as you can see this
building is very structurally secure. This
got hit by 400 pound concrete roof slab from
Chernobyl- [Whispering] -this got hit by capitalist
missile from United States of America, and
as you can see, building still standing. Russian
engineering! As we can see, this is important
part of any semechki factory- [Artyom]: This
is brothel.
Hello, comrades, we’re going to have to take the time to talk about the
locals. You see, they’re living in these
harsh conditions with no food, no water, and
no shelter- [Screeching]- GET OUT, IDA NAHUI!!
Fucking animals, anyway these people need
help, so that’s why I’m going to start
a charity fundraiser- [Screeching] -FUU- [Zlatko]
Now, Comrades, thank you for watching episode [Voice Cracks] twwooo of the Chernobyl Nature
Documentary, this is very good episode! We
saw a lot of things around city, what did
you learn today? [Artyom]: I learned how friendly
the local people are here. [Zlatko] Very friendly,
as we all know! Now, stay cheeki breeki- [Screeching]
-FUCKING HOOLIGAN!!
