MAN: Yeah, right after
lunch, mm-hm, yeah.
GROVER: Good day, sir, and
welcome to O'Brien's Fast Food
restaurant.
May I suggest
O'Brien's O'burger,
or O'Brien's famous O'chili?
MAN: Oh, no, it's you,
from Charlie's restaurant.
Every time you wait on me,
I don't get what I want,
and it takes forever.
GROVER: Oh, no, it will
not take forever here, sir,
because this is a
fast food restaurant.
See, fast food is already made.
And it comes out right away.
It is a very fast food, indeed.
MAN: Oh, It's fast, huh?
GROVER: Oh, yes, just pick
from our fast wall menu,
and your food will be
here before you expect it,
very fast.
MAN: OK, OK, I'll
take the O'fish--
GROVER: One O'fish--
MAN: The O'salad, the O'bread--
MAN: O'white or O'rye, sir?
MAN: O'rye, and a
glass of O'milk.
GROVER: A healthy O'meal, sir.
MAN: And it better be fast.
GROVER: Oh, it is
fast, sir, believe me.
Mm.
OK, Chet, listen-- one O'fish,
one O'salad, one O'rye,
and one O'glass of milk.
[DING]
[WHIZ]
[CRASH]
MAN: What was that?
GROVER: That was your O'fish.
But was that fast
enough for you?
[DING]
[WHIZ]
[CRASH]
MAN: But--
GROVER: There goes your O'salad.
MAN: But I wanted
to eat the salad.
GROVER: Then you should
have grabbed it, sir.
This is a fast food restaurant.
The food is fast.
If you want to eat the food,
you must to be fast, too.
MAN: I don't believe this.
GROVER: You have blown the
fish and the salad, sir.
You still have a chance
to catch the O'bread.
MAN: Huh, OK, OK, I'm ready.
GROVER: Fine.
MAN: Ah, where's the bread?
[DING]
[WHIZ]
[CRASH]
Oh no.
GROVER: I forgot
to tell you, sir,
the bread comes
from the other side.
MAN: But I'm hungry.
I want something to eat.
GROVER: We only guaranteed
the fast food, sir.
The rest is up to you.
[DING]
[WHIZ]
CUSTOMER (OFFSCREEN): Thank you.
GROVER: You're welcome.
MAN: What was that?
GROVER: Instant mashed
potatoes, not your order.
[DING]
[WHIZ]
[CRASH]
Oop, there goes
your glass of milk.
That will be $2.00, sir.
MAN: But I haven't
had anything to eat!
GROVER: But it was fast.
MAN: But I'm still starving.
Don't you have any slow food?
GROVER: Well, yes, but you shall
need the slow waiter for that.
Ah, Tony, your shift.
TONY: Be with you
in a moment, sir.
MAN: That does it.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to another restaurant.
I'm going to
Charlie's for lunch.
GROVER: Oh good, so am I.
That is my other waiter job.
Let us go together, and
I shall serve your lunch.
MAN: Uhh.
[CRASH]
GROVER: He O'fainted.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
