• From licking our entire feet, to eating
dead skin from our bodies, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories
from our subreddit about our weirdest secrets
PART 3 – I’m {} and today I’ll be your
narrator
10 – Mamgee Dolan
Dolan’s weirdest secret is that for a long
time, he had a weird fetish. Not like a sexual
one, just something he couldn’t resist doing.
Whenever he was alone, Dolan would sit down
and lick his entire foot, including his toenails.
He has no idea why he enjoyed it, but it just
felt right. He had another secret too, whenever
he would hear a farting noise, he would “feel
awesome”, whatever that means. He stopped
indulging in foot licking and fart-listening
when he got older. Or so he says.
9 - BloomingButtercup12 Grgak
When Grgak was six years old he was fascinated
by his shadow and how it moved. He would flail
his arms repeatedly, finding it a very fun
thing to do. However, one day he started noticing
that his shadow looked like a weird monster,
all distorted and evil whenever he moved his
body. So in order to intimidate the shadow
monster, Grgak began farting at it to make
fun of it. This became a strange habit, and
still to this day whenever Grgak sees his
shadow anywhere, he will let out a quiet fart
in its general direction.
8 – Pistolbitch444 Ramona
When Ramona was in preschool, she was play
fighting with a friend. The fight got a little
bit out of hand and she decided to bite her
friend’s arm. Her friend jumped up and yelled,
‘What the hell is wrong with you!?” Ramona
had accidentally broken the skin and her mouth
was full of blood. To her surprise, the blood
tasted amazing. A teacher came and broke up
the fight, and all Ramona could think about
for months was how good the blood tasted.
She never bit anyone again but sometimes she
thinks about it a little too much.
7 -Shurboto Snewpee
For some reason, Snewpee’s weirdest secret
is that she is deathly afraid of stickers.
She feels like stickers are some kind of zombies.
She hates them with a passion. If she even
sees a sticker on anything, she will run away
at the fastest speed she can muster. She likens
her fear of stickers to demons, torture, acid,
a gunshot, a bite from a dog or any other
terrifying feeling. She has no idea where
the fear came from but her entire life, she
has never trusted stickers. If someone showed
her a sticker collection, she would pass out
from the sheer terror of the sticky collectors
items.
6 – Tyrantking544 Cidius
When Cidius was born, he had a deformity on
his tongue. The doctor told his parents it
was harmless extra skin. As he grew, the lump
of skin also grew, and now it is as big as
his actual tongue. Most people don’t know
of his deformity, but every now and then he
accidentally reveals it by laughing out loud
or yawning, and people can see inside his
mouth. Most people run away in disgust before
he can explain that it’s just an harmless
growth. Doctors told him they could remove
it, but it doesn’t cause him any pain. Just
the occasional freaking people out.
5 – Flashthehedgehog SpinalPalm
SpinalPalm’s weirdest secret is that sometimes
when he is bored, he likes to suck and chew
the end of his shirt. Even if he knew that
doing this would leave it covered in saliva,
he did it regardless. One time his grandma
made hot dogs and he ate 3. Afterwards he
started sucking his shirt and he accidentally
put it so far into his mouth that the shirt
touched the back of his throat and he vomited
all over the room. The hot dog bits got everywhere
and he was forced to clean it up. Needless
to say he grew out of the habit that day.
4 – Battylee Nixxiom
Nixxiom’s deepest, darkest secret is from
when he was a child. Whenever he was bored,
he used to pick his nose and have competitions
with the snot in each nostril. First he would
judge each nostril’s bogies based on their
size and then finally he would flick them
both and see which one went the farthest.
Every child picked their nose, but Nixxiom
brought in the element of competition. As
he got older, he thankfully found better,
less disgusting, hobbies.
3 – Carlos192238 Andiemations
Andiemation’s secret was from 2nd grade,
when she told her teacher that she wanted
to go to the bathroom. When she got to the
restroom she was trying her hardest to poop,
but nothing was coming out. When she got back
to class, she told her teacher that she didn't
poop, just peed. Then after class, she felt
an explosion in her underwear and realise
she had accidentally pooped her pants. Her
father arrived to pick her up and luckily
brought a spare change of underpants. It wasn’t
her proudest moment, but hey, who didn’t
have a pants accident when they were a kid?
2 – TheGunHero256 Hellbent
Hellbent’s biggest secret was that when
he was a kid, he had a condition that affected
his hands. It made his hands have A LOT of
dry, flaky skin. This wasn’t the secret
though. The disturbing part was that he actually
ate the dead skin from his hands. He tried
rubbing lotions on his hands to stop them
being so dry, but nothing worked. Every time
he would peel a dead layer of skin from his
palms, he was munch on it like it was a delicious
piece of food. Although his hands eventually
healed for good, he still misses the tasty
flakes.
Number 1 was submitted by me
When I was little, I loved Lego and would
always be playing with it...but sometimes
when nobody was around I'd pull the tyre off
of a small lego wheel peice and chew on it.
I didn't intend to eat it or damage it (infact
I was really careful not to do either of those
things), I just really liked the feeling of
the way the rubber squished between my teeth
and bounced back. Now this might be normal
if I was a toddler, they would put anything
in their mouth, but I was 7 or 8. I remember
my Dad walking in on me while I was doing
it. I just...quickly snuck it out of my mouth,
wiped off the spit... and hoped he didn't
notice what I was doing. I'm fairly sure he
didn't notice.
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Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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