For the past 20 years,
Alex Jones has hosted radio
and Internet shows.
He's on 150 radio stations.
He has eight million people
who visit his Web site
every single month,
and he has a billion views
on YouTube.
He's basically like the "Gangnam
Style" of the far right.
And to his millions
of followers,
he's always been this guy.
I-I... I know all of this.
I know they're spraying us
every day.
I know
they're spraying my family.
I know we're all filled
with heavy metals.
The U.N. says if you don't
play ball with them,
they'll just spray you
and shut down your weather.
I'm broken out of the trance.
I'm angry, I'm freaked out.
Oh, going,
"My God, they're terraforming."
"My God, sodium fluoride
in the water!"
"My God, they founded Hitler!
My..."
You know, I am...
I understand what's going on!
I read their eugenics documents!
The hair on the back of my neck
is standing up right now!
I want to warn you,
they should all arrest them!
Arrest the bankers!
(crying): They're robbing...
I can't believe it!
Yeah, so he's a pretty
chilled-out guy.
-(laughter)
-Pretty... pretty...
That guy is freaking out.
You know what?
People who freak out
about chemtrails
are the funniest thing ever.
"What are the planes doing?!
"What are they spraying
in the air?!
What are they spraying?!"
-It's water vapor.
-(laughter)
What? Do you look at clouds
and then be like,
"What is that?
Poison bombs in the sky?!
"What are those things, and
why is that giraffe floating?!
-What's happening there?!"
-(laughter)
This guy must be so terrified
every time he takes a shower.
Like, opens the door,
and he's like,
"Oh, no, the poison dust
is coming out of the bath!
What's happening?!"
(laughter)
Like, I don't know
who this person is,
and I'm going
to tell you something
that's probably gonna shock you.
A little while ago,
Alex Jones's wife divorced him.
-(laughter) -I know.
I know, people. I know.
I know it's crazy to think
someone would leave that.
(laughter)
Now, it gets even crazier
because she also thinks that,
for some reason, he shouldn't
have custody of their children.
(laughter)
Which means,
now he has to go to court.
Which means...
The InfoWars host
in a legal battle
for custody of his children.
His lawyers say
the fire-breather on the Web
isn't the real Alex Jones,
that he,
"is playing a character,"
that
"he is a performance artist."
All right,
let me stop you right there.
You're not a performance artist.
Okay, jugglers are
performance artists, all right?
And they also shouldn't
have custody of their children,
-but, still... but still,
they are artists. -(laughter)
Alex Jones is a fake,
which, by the way,
people have a right to be.
50 Cent, be a billionaire.
Hulk Hogan,
have a massive penis.
The problem with Alex Jones...
the problem with Alex Jones
is that his act has
real consequences, all right?
His fans don't think
he's acting.
When he says 9/11 was
a government conspiracy,
or when he says
mass shootings are fake,
or when he says
there's a pizza shop
in D.C. full of pedophiles--
which is a real thing he said,
by the way--
his fans want
to do something about it.
One InfoWars fan
even armed himself,
went to that pizza shop
and shot at people,
and on top of that,
mother(bleep) didn't even tip!
(laughter)
Now, the scariest thing
about Alex Jones is
that that fan only had one gun.
One of his biggest fans
has an entire army.
You're saying
you're fully committed,
you know there's no future if
we don't take this country back.
-Truly.
-Donald Trump, I hope
you can help
uncripple America.
You'll be looking at me in
a year, in a year, or two years.
Let's give me a little bit
of time to run things.
But a year into office,
you'll be saying,
"Wow. I remember that interview.
He said he was gonna do it,
and he did a great job."
You'll be very proud.
Do you love me now, Daddy? 
Do you love me now?
Do you see me, Daddy?
You know, what's strange
is now I see why Donald Trump
has always liked Alex Jones.
Yeah. They're basically doing
the same thing.
Trump is also a character
who whips people up
with whatever provocative
bull (bleep) works,
and then, when it suits him,
he steps away, you know?
"Drain the swamp!
Drain the swamp, folks.
We're gonna drain the swamp."
And then he gets in,
and then these people,
and he's like,
"Yeah, who cares, who cares."
On the campaign, he's like,
"China is raping us
"on trade, everybody,"
and then all of sudden he goes,
"President China ate my cake.
It's cool.
-(laughter)
-We're good now."
Hey, maybe... you know what,
maybe Trump is also
a performance artist.
Maybe this is all a scam.
Maybe if he went to court,
it would come out, like...
Wouldn't that be crazy
to find out?
That Donald Trump the entire
time has been somebody else?
Like, at the White House,
he's making speeches outside
like, "And what we're gonna do
with the wall,
we're gonna make sure..."
And then he goes inside and
he sits down next to Melania,
and then Melania's like,
"What's wrong, Donald?
You seem stressed today."
And he's like,
(posh, British accent):
Oh, my God, Melania,
the people are just...
they're so insufferable,
Melania.
-(applause, whooping)
-I just...
I really can't handle it.
I mean...
why do they keep...
I-I try everything.
I just...
You know, sometimes I wonder
if I'm...
if I'm gonna keep on doing...
I just, like...
Hold on, hold on. Hello.
(normal Trump voice):
Hello?
Fox News? Yeah.
Yeah. This is what I'm gonna do
about the Mexicans.
Okay, bye-bye, now.
(posh, British accent): And,
like, they are just the worst.
They really are.
Just the worst.
-(applause)
-Could be a possibility.
(cheering)
And that man...
is a fan of Alex Jones.
So look, at the end of the day,
Alex Jones may not get
his children back,
but at least he has custody
of the most powerful child
in the world.
