(Professor)
Home, sweet home.
Professor, it's you!
(Liz)
And Carl!
And Tiffany?
Hey guys.
It's good to be back!
Where have you been?
The official story is that we were on a month-long field study in South America.
What's the UNofficial story?
We were on a month-long fighting for our lives adventure in South America.
I guess I should go.
I got my volleyball team to look after.
(Professor)
Tiffany, wait.
Because of our experience
Because of what you had to go through
I'll change your grade to a C.
You made up for your absences.
Yay! Thanks Professor.
So what were you guys up to while we were gone?
We dealt with our own share of...incidents.
Hello, can we help you?
Yes, I'm looking for--
Ruth?!
Professor?
My God, it's been...
You know her, Professor?
Yes.
Everyone, I'd like you to meet Ruth Coleman
my ex-wife.
Ex?
Wife?
-Wife?
(Carl)
Stupid Professor
Kicking us out just 'cause his ex-wife
who he hasn't seen in 20 years
shows up.
I'm sure they have a lot to talk about.
How come Roger's not eating with us?
While you guys were gone, he fell in love with a girl.
Lemme guess
She broke his heart?
Something like that...only worse.
So, where should we begin?
You're looking...well.
I'd like to apologize for leaving you.
My goodness!
Ruth Coleman apologizing?
It's been 20 years.
I've had a lot of time to think.
I was too young to settle down.
Young?
You know what I mean.
There was still more of the world I wanted to see, more to do...
And?
And
now I finished.
That was different.
I'm different.
So am I.
I'll be waiting for you, Professor
when you're ready.
Hey Roger, mind if I join you?
Sure.
I heard about what happened with your girlfriend.
She sure sounded
great.
She was.
Now she's gone.
I thought I'd stop hurting by now, but I think about her all the time.
Why did she have to die?
If she didn't, her freaky-ass boyfriend would still be alive.
No, mean
why did she have to die the first time?
I can't answer that.
But put it this way
if she didn't die that first time
she wouldn't have met you.
It sounded like you made her really happy.
But was her happiness worth a second death?
I don't know Roger
but you just gotta look forward.
She wouldn't want you to be sad.
I guess.
Remember her.
That's all you can do
Yeah.
Hey Sandra, Jenny
sorry I've been away for so long.
Let's started practicing with a couple drills.
I'm sorry, but who are you
and what are you doing in MY volleyball court?
YOUR volleyball court?
You must be a poor, uninformed freshman.
I'm Tiffany Sumner
captain of the volleyball team.
I'm Tricia Barnes
your replacement
after you abandoned your fellow teammates.
Abandoned?!
No, you've got it all wrong.
I was in South America and a dinosaur ate Abby and Lisa.
You're yesterday's news, dear.
Why don't you just run along.
Maybe you should try out for the bocce team.
What the hell is bocce?
Why don't you find out far, far away from here.
You--you just can't, Sandra!
Jenny!
I'm your captain!
For the last time
go away before I call security.
This isn't the last you've heard of me.
I'm going to get my team back.
You hear me?!
I am the captain.
Professor, Professor!
I found an evil monster and I want you to kill it.
Tiffany, I'm in the middle of class.
But it's an emergency!
(sigh)
Okay, class
I'm going to dismiss you early this time.
Read chapters 4, 5, and uh...
10.
Now, Tiffany
what seems to be the problem?
Okay, so you know I'm the captain the volleyball team, right?
Well, while we were away, some b-hole came and "unslurped" me.
Usurped?
Whatever.
So I think she's evil or something
How do we kill her?
Tiffany, you were gone for six weeks.
Surely it's not out of the ordinary to--
Don't believe me? Meet her for yourself!
Well, it's not like I'm--
Good, now come on!
(sigh)
There she is!
She looks perfectly normal to me.
She's evil!
Hello, excuse me.
Yeah?
Uh, well...
I was wondering
are you evil?
I'm speaking on behalf of Tiffany Sumner.
Oh, great.
Are you her dad or something?
I'm her physics professor.
What will it take for that blonde ditz
to learn she's no longer the captain?
Other than her two bffs, no one really liked her.
and she was a really rotten captain.
She hogged the spotlight and never let anyone else play.
Tell me, Professor, is that fair?
No, it's not.
I'm an A-student, Professor
and an electrical engineering major.
I've been playing volleyball since I was 11.
I make sure everyone gets a chance to play
whether we win or lose, it doesn't matter
as long as we have fun.
Tiffany only joined because the university didn't have a cheerleading squad.
She got in with her looks
I got in with my skills AND my looks.
Now tell me, Professor
if you think I'm evil
surely I'm the lesser of two evils.
I will be a good captain.
I won't let you or anyone else down.
(Tiffany)
So? Is she evil?
No.
No, she's not.
Then
what am I going to do?
I HAVE to be the captain.
You had your time, Tiffany
let others have a chance now.
Perhaps someday, you can make a comeback.
But what can I do?
What will be my life?
Will guys stop liking me?
Who knows?
Pick a new sport or hobby.
This really sucks.
(Tiffany)
Professor, what's bocce?
