top of the mornin to ya laddies
My name is jacksepticeye today and welcome back to GOOORN
I wasn't gonna do any more of the game
I actually wasn't I was gonna leave it where it was until more stuff came out, but the game's too much damn fun
I'm going back through my my steam list I was like I just wanna play more gorn man. It's so much fun
I was messin  everybody up, got all you suckers. Haha
How you like them apples probably not so much um what do I have left unlock, there's still some stuff. I have a shield
and I got the axe, so I got most of this stuff, actually, a shield I have a sword OH! yeah
bdaAAA sorry I fell on purpose (sure you did)
somebody told me that, that sword, the little tiny pokey one
um, like arya sword from game of thrones
If I stick someone in the chest with that I should be able to pull the heart out now, I dont want to alarm any of  you guys
but that sounds AMAZING so imma try that myself
you are not ready?? FOR WHAT
ooooo that's a badass sword like an orc sword and we have nunchucks and
another shield?
kill seven enemies with a rock
Okay, Im probably not going to be able to do that.
I still don't know what the whole point of this game is, am I just here to kill people? I mean, I'm okay with that. That's fine
You know what? I need more um
Comfort Vignette quick Shepard I dunno what piñata mode is
I might, I might try that out eventually, piñata mode sounds awesome, but for now. I just want to get in on muRDER
Mmm there it is, that's the sword, okay. I'll take this um I'll also take you
uh I'll take you and I'll take, you
I'm ready
Actually, I'll just take them all thanks
Okay, I need I need to actually do this. I need to stab someone in the chest, okay
Maybe not you because you know you have armor on okay? oh fuck..
hapaa, fuck me
Okay, okay, okay, deflection, I didn't get his heart
(Jack then proceeds to steal this man's heart)
OH MY GOD, it DOES work
waAA(luigi)
you- you fuckin-
bUH (bonk)
kill hiM
DiD yOu SeE tHaT sHiT
Fuck, fuck, fuck, is he dead?
(nope)
THIS SWORD IS AWESOME. Oh, god there's another guy
(Jack tears off the head of the enemy)
OHH
OHHH
OHHHH
OH (sex?)
I got em good
ok so
ok-
What whatever whatever, whaTEVER, OK?, so this is fUCK ME
so this one is not a slicer
it's a STABBER
(off with his head)
OH MY GOD YES
OH MY GORN (cue laugh track)
Hoooly Shitballs, okay, what do you have? A hammer?
(he then steals another man's heart)
YOU HAVE A HAMMER BUT I HAVE YOUR HEART
it's all floppy though
AAOWWWWW
🔪(Dead)
FUCKIN SON OF A BI-
Nice, Im dead, leave me alone
man that was fun, I was stabbin people in the heart, that's one thing that annoys me about this game though
it's that sometimes, see? I don't know if there's a way of actually deciding
What weapons you get, or if it's just completely randomized each time, and also
it feels really weird to take on multiple opponents without, I want to be able to
Like be Flashy. I want to be able to do things tactfully and stab them the way
I want to and to deflect and everything, but everything just feels super wonky
Yeah, Im talkin to you guys, so every time I try to do it
It just- I end up just flailing about the place, and that's not fun. also, fuck all y'all, here we go
Okay, I have four arrows, and you have four heads
Okay, Im already off to a bad start
fuck, fucK, fuCK
FUCK FU- DUDES STOP
(they wont stop)
(Jack is flabberghasted)
🔪(Dead)
CUNTS
c'mon, c'mon, c'mON
whaTS UP? whATS UP BITCH?
WHATS UP?
Give me that, fuckin-
ohHhH my god, uuHhhH
s-sorry, dude
(another one bites the dust)
ohhHH yeS
GIMME THAT HEART
(cronch)
God why? why? why? why? oH I got his fuckin face
OOOOOW
🔪(Dead)
I need a shield I need a shield that's all there is, that's all there is to it. Im fucki- that's it
That is it, OH what's up y'all?
SEND ME IN COACH
IM READY
Fuck you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah
hahAHA HE HIT HIS FRIEND
Im sorry dude! I wanted to be the one to kill you
I can't deflect with this fucking thing
You! You guys are fine
thiS motherfucker
ZIS MOZAFUCKA NEEDS TO DIE
I'm angry. I'm fucking angry.
BITCH
That guy is not fucking dying. What is happening to my hands? I don't know
So your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro?
Can you suck a fucking dick and die in a.. hole
This hammer feels good
this is home
(watch as the warrior kisses and inhales his hammer)
mmmmm fresh pine scent, also the smell of, eneMIES TEARS
Come on? what you don't you want to fucking go again? I will bid you guys
seveN FUCKIN WAYS
TIL SUNDAY
IM ANGRY I AINT TAKIN
NO SHIT
This is fucking awesome. I can feel my testosterone rising. Oh, What's up What's up ginger biscuit?
FUCK OFF
achOOO
(Bless you)
WA(luigi) oh, that's what I should do fucking we call this one the cue ball.
That was shit, okay? We don't call it that they actually call it uhh die misterr
Like that that's the one I wanted to do
FUCK OFF
can I?
I wanna knock someone into the crowd can I do that or do. I just have to
Beat the shit out you
nOoO yOuRe A lItTlE wObBlY, sOmEoNe'S bEeN fUcKiN dRiNkIn
I HAVENT
more?!
moRE?!
You want mORE?! I thought you guys had enough
Cuz I'm too
STROOONG
see what happens? that's erected in your honor
just like mY DICK (Im kinkshaming)
Fuck yeah, dude
Wait, is this Fuckin Endless mode or something??
is that what I started?!
If it is I'm gonna be here all day then, ohh balls
fuck off, FUCK OFF
I can't describe how fucking awesome this feels, it's soooo much fun. What's up lemon drop? Oh?
Your fACE? come on who wants to go? I'm painting the walls red with bLOOD
Okay, yeah, that's it. Go flyin, no! NOO
I'll have none of thAT
oh yeah, come on. Come on. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
BITCHH
I said, bITCH
ohHHHhhH
That's the stuff, that's the shit right there
(think of the weirdest laugh you can think of and multiply it by 10, that's the laugh)
Who laughed like that that's embarrassing
I'm not done wit cha
That was a hard-fought fucking victory
but we came out strong in the en- look at all the blood. Oh my god. it's like that scene in Jurassic park
yAY
Yay!! I win! peace among worlds
Fuck all o y'all
(chants) Im deciding to go against it this time
mini hammer (time), mini hammer for mini Jack
(fighting noises)
step into the blender
break his shield, break his face, break his ass
go for the legs
FUCKER, DIE
Okay
Oh look! Im attacking up top!... I LIED
Wah, I'm going for the legs. I'm going fOR THE LEGS, holy fucking shit
Yeah, oh my God. I messed him up you guys having fun looking at that
That's a broken man right there. Hey buddy, whoa FUCK YOU
I sliced off part of his he- nO NO NO
🔪(Dead)
moTHERFUCKIIINNNN
BASTARD
(he anger)
I'm saluting so I can kick some ass
Okay, wait, wait wait this guy has fucking bows and arrows already. I don't like that
Yeah, fuck
I can't hit him. Oh shit. Oh shit. he's gonna hit me oh God that was close
OH this isn't  how I use this weapon aaAA
get em get em get em, ohHHh
whoa
I'll use my weapon backwards and still kill you
You see what I mean? Oh shit hi!
(epic ninja fighting sounds)
Go for the legs!
🔪(Dead)
I hate this fucking game
uh oh
Lads we can talk about this okay
Maybe maybe not maybe all wait wait this isn't a dictionary I have some more arrows over here
hoo
FUCK, LADS
ohh nutsack
Okay audio cut out. I don't know why I dont know why, there it is it's back again, we did it
We're back in action, I dunno if it cut out for you but it cut out for me
oh fuck that's bAD, oh god, oh god, oh god
🔪(Dead)
(Jack attempts to bottle in his rage)
FUUUU- (he fails completely)
You're gone gone. Did it now.
Oh you made jack angry now. Oh, I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy not only are they I hope you're happy. I hope you're fucking ready. Oh you
Best believe your ass and coming for you milk tits
What are you doing get out of here  I don't care about you, BRO. In fact, fuck off. Oh
Here we go here we go, this is the shit right here
AWWW Where's the Gummidge?
Hard to fight without half a fucking face isn't it whoa. I really just like really carved him up
Really just I made some fucking bolonaise on him. That's fine I'm good over here. Oh
awwww, poor baby
Poor baby can't, wait. What's going- what?
Didn't even TOUCH you but brofist. Yeah, cool. Good fight. Yeah, nice fight. Oh
You don't even have a good leg
Stop it. You're making an embarrassment out of yourself
In fact all of you fucking stop
🔪(Dead)
(unfortunately none of them stopped)
Let me fUCKING AT EM, LEMME AT EM, I WANT FUCKING MURDER I WANT DEATH
Draw your fucking pube string for all I care
WOAH, that's a big flame. Oh, Papi Papi Papi Papi
Oh, oh, you gonna hit me you want to fucking hit me, holy shit. He almost hit me ahHHHH
fucking bow bastards
I hAte you, wait, hold on... Okay
I got it out
I feel a little woozy after I lost all that blood, i-it's okay
I got ship lollipop
It's a wonderful trip to the candy shop
right in your ass
I hit him in the fucking foot. Hitting him in the foot is what did it Oh, no
oh no wrong fucking weapon. Oh
🎵Shake Shake Shake the room🎵
(gotta blast) HOLY FUCK. That's what I wanted to do, I knocked him out of the arena.
OW I PUNCHED THE WALL FUCK OOPs
my bad! my bad! it's okay. We're back. I'm back in the game. I'm back in the game. I'm back in the game dont worry
Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Oh yeah, you have to punch a wall every now and then
Im goin home dude
I'm goin home Im not dealin with this anymore
you dont wanna go home.? Did you want to say fight? I mean I'll do that if you want to
but
oh, yeah, dude
stooop
I want to go home
Why?
Since you are so fucking keen I need a weapon
a (Dwane the) rock will do, a rock will fUCKING DO
I'm Gonna kill you all with the rock. I hope you know that
There we go. There's one down
🔪(Dead)
did I get hit with an arrow? did somebody hit me with an arrow, was it-
Was it, was it one of you? did yoU hit me with an arrow?? aaagghhh
Watch this shit, I hope you're ready
fuck fuck
it's cuz you weren't ready. I said. I hope you're rea- ohhh
What did I leave myself with oh, he has a fucking bow and arrow and even realize it-
🔪(Dead)
(he realizes it now)
(Jack sits and contemplates life as he realizes that he did have a bow and arrow)
(he starts to sing about his defeat) Who can say where the road goes?
where the
Day goes
only
time
(and then he sings another ballad) All around me are familiar faces
worn
out places
worn
out faces
here lies Sean a defeated man. I come before you
Asking not for forgiveness, but asking for understanding
for in life bullshit occurs, where one day
You too will want to sit on the floor and not do anything ever ever
Again, this has been a public service announcement from ya boi
Green Bean
sayonara
and well this does it for this episode of gorn my holy mother of Jesus that game is a bunch of bullshit. I love it
But I hate it
There's so many times when I get in I get hit by something and then stuff gets a little blurry then I get hit again
And I go down that's fine. then there's other times where I just get hit and I immediately go down. No idea. What's happened
other times I'm trying to like take off guy's armor stuff is glitchin all over the place weapon's are all floppy
Needs to be fixed needs to be more precise at first it was fine
It was goofy it was fun, but when I want to actually be precise and be strategic
Shit needs to work
Still love gorn though, it's so much fun. I love that hammer and just like smashing people all over the place
This recording has been an absolute Roller coaster
Hope you guys have enjoyed these ups and downs with me more downs than ups
I still look badass though, but thank you guys, so much for watching this video if you liked it punch the like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS and! High fives all round, wapoosh, wapoosh
but thank you guy and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO
I like you wall you never judge me you're always here for me
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