(birds chirping)
- Maybe this general
excursion won't be so bad.
I could use vacation.
- It's not a vacation.
Mom and dad sent us away
after your brilliant idea.
- She's beautiful, isn't she?
- This is kind of cool,
but what about mom and dad?
- They'll be fine.
Who doesn't it love hot tub?
(tub cracking)
Run!
I should check weight capacity next time.
- You should have your brain
check too while you're at it.
- Well, there's nothing we can do now.
We've just gotta get this over with.
(bell rings)
- Time to leave.
Which plane did that tour
guide say we need to get on?
- Pretty sure it's that one, let's go.
I hope it's got a nice bathroom.
I really need to pee.
- Your camera all charged up?
- Ready to go.
- Let's get out of here.
- If you will all please
follow me to the back of
the hanger so we can board the plane
and started a jungle
excursion you'll never forget.
(plane engine roaring)
- [Elena] We're flying over
the middle of the Pacific ocean
to a tiny island in search
of the hidden treasure
of El Dorado.
Are you ready Mr. Drake?
- Yup, and we might die.
- [Elena] What?
- I said, I love to fly.
(crashing)
- Get off me, Prudence.
- What the hell?
- Why, what's going on?
- There's kids on the plane with us.
- What?
- Did we miss the tour?
It's not my fault we're late.
- It is.
- I thought the bathroom was in the back,
but it turns out it's just
a really tiny foot locker.
- We got stuck.
- Listen...
- I'm Prudence and this
is my brother, Zack.
- I'm Elena, that's Nate.
This isn't the jungle
excursion tour plane.
- Then what plane is this?
(loud bang)
- What the (bleep) was that?
- We're being shot at!
- Why are people shooting at you?
We've gotta jump.
Put on those parachutes.
- Jump?
Is there perhaps another solution?
- Just listen to Nate, suit up.
- You've gotta hurry.
I can't hold this much longer.
- See you on the ground.
- Prudence go.
- I can't, I'm scared.
- I'm scared too, hold me.
- Awww Zack
Zaaaaaaaaaack!
- Prudence, Prudence, Prudence.
- Is this heaven?
Zack?
How do you make it into heaven?
- Shut up, you're not dead.
You blacked out for a
second after you landed.
- Oh
- Look, I think that's
where the plane landed.
- Where's that Nate guy?
Did he make it?
- [Nate] Oh craaaaaap!
(thud)
- He made it.
- Sorry about that,
didn't mean to overshoot my shoot landing.
- Oh God, he likes puns.
- Are you guys okay?
- You just (bleep) landed on me.
No, you son of a bitch.
This is your fault.
- Who was shooting at us?
- Pirates.
They're after the
treasure I'm looking for.
And I'm the only one who
knows how to get to it.
- Wait, treasure?
Pirates?
- Are you a pirate too?
I don't know what the fuck
my job description is,
to be honest.
- [Voice] Booooyah!
- That's them, you two
know how to use a gun?
(thud)
(shot fired)
- Vaguely.
- Just get low and hide.
- Prudence, what are you doing?
- I have an idea.
- Get down.
- Listen, I may not be a
pirate, but I am a negotiator.
- Asking our baker to lower the price
on cupcakes doesn't count, Prudence.
- Hey, who walked out
of that at bakery with
a 25 cent discount?
This bitch did.
- These guys don't negotiate.
- These guys have you met me.
Excuse me, Mr. Pirates, I-
(rapid gunshots)
- You should teach those
negotiating skills at universities.
- Shut up.
- You two, stay down.
(gunshot)
(thud)
(gunshot)
(thud)
- We gotta head towards
the site of the crash.
Stay close to me and no more dumb ideas.
- Can I have a gun?
- No.
(fire blazing)
- You need any help up there?
- [Nate] No.
- Good, cause I'm not
(bleep) going up there.
- [Nate] I found the map, I'm coming down.
- Pretty sure that should
have broken your legs.
How the hell?
- I saw torn parachute near
a tower while I was up there.
It's Elena's.
- I say we ditch her and just
get off this crazy island.
- We can't leave without
her, she'll be killed.
- Or, she's already dead, so...
- I'm not giving up on
her or that treasure.
If you don't like it, good
luck trying to make it
out of here alive.
- Good luck trying to find
that tower without a map.
- How did you?
- He's been pick pocketing
since he was three.
- [Man] Hey there, buddy, come
on, it's reading circle time.
- [Zack] Goo goo ga ga
(chuckle)
- Give it back.
- Agree to give us half
that treasure and I will.
- There's no way.
- Then say goodbye to your precious map.
- Okay!
Okay, you get half.
Just give me the map.
- I think I'll hold onto
it until we get there.
- Fine, which way to the tower?
- That way.
That's how you negotiate.
- Bitch please.
Get a 10 cent discount
off a chocolate custard,
then come talk to me.
(birds chirping)
- The only way is up.
- (bleep) that, let's find another path.
- And waste a few hours
trying to get around this?
I don't think so.
- How are we supposed to get up there?
It's huge.
- Just follow me.
(intense music)
- Ladies first.
- I can do this.
(intense music)
- What the hell?
- Come on Zack.
It actually wasn't as hard as it looks.
Just don't look down
and get a running start.
- Okay.
(intense music)
(Zack yelling)
- Zack?
- I'm okay.
- I'll give you a hand.
- Actually, there's a doorway
down here with some stairs.
- What?
- Yeah, meet you losers at the top.
- Wow.
- Took you long enough.
- Shut up.
- Have you seen Elena?
- Yeah, she's down there.
(birds chirping)
- Who would film at a time like this?
She's crazy as hell.
(suspenseful music)
- Looks like she's got trouble.
I've got to take care of them.
- Did you just pull that out
of your ass or something?
- I grabbed it earlier.
- And put it where?
(gunshot fired)
- Get down!
(grenade explodes)
Nate!
- Nate, wake up.
- Oh no.
- Yeah, they locked us up.
- Where's the Elena?
- I'm here.
I've got a plan to get you out.
Heads up.
- Well, well Mr. Drake.
Eddie, it's been a long time.
- So you're after my treasure, I see
- Prudence and Zach,
listen to me carefully.
- [Nate] Your treasure?
So you're already claiming-
- Did you hear something?
- I think it's Elena.
- I need you to grab this hook.
- I can't hear what she's saying.
- I think I heard hook.
- Hook?
Like, like a music hook?
Put the hook on the bars.
On the bars.
- I think she wants us to drop some bars.
Gimme a beat, Zack.
- No.
- [Elena] Put the hook
on the (bleep) bars.
- What's going on over there?
- How about some entertainment sir?
- What?
A yo my name is Prudence and I'm-
(explosion)
- Let's go.
- You won't get far, I have the map.
- No, you don't.
- What the-
Go after them!
(gunshots)
- We're running out of road.
- Turn around.
- No, keep going.
- What?
(yelling)
(birds chirping)
- That was close.
- We should be safe here, I think.
- Whatever this El Dorito thing
is, dude, it's not worth it.
- Guys, there's something
I have to show you.
I filmed it earlier.
Hey daddy, let me see those feet.
Oh, that's that's not the tape.
I don't know how that got there.
Don't kink shame me.
- What was it you wanted to show us?
- I taped some docks
not too far from here.
If we can get there, we can get to a boat.
- Oh my pinky toe.
- That's Francis Drake.
- Is that a note?
- There is no treasure, LOL.
- Are you (bleep) kidding me?
- All of this was a lie?
- It's kind of like he played
an elaborate 200 year old joke on you.
Respect.
- Wait, LOL, that sounds familiar.
- It means laugh out loud.
- No, it's something else.
We've gotta get to the
church on this island.
It's near the docks.
(calm music)
There it is.
- There what is?
- LOL were the letters
Francis Drake would use
to heed a warning.
He must be trying to say
something about the treasure.
- Maybe it's cursed?
- Exactly.
We can't let it get into the wrong hands.
We have to-
(motorboat roaring)
And they're gone.
So about that video-
- Can we just pretend you never saw that?
- No problem.
- Thank you.
What size shoe do you wear?
- If you want to see more
of me and my brother Zack,
check out this video here,
also don't forget to subscribe.
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