Please welcome this week's special guest, Georgia.
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So, let's start with Gaby.
What is Georgia to you?
This is Georgia,
and when she fell down a manhole,
I was unable to help her because I couldn't stop laughing.
Right, so, Romesh, how do you know Georgia?
This is Georgia.
I have an irrational fear of sock puppets
and, last year, I had to leave a children's party
when she put one on.
Right, and finally, Lee, what's your relationship with Georgia?
This is Georgia, after spending a weekend at her hotel
I drove home only to find her cat
asleep in the boot of my car.
So there we have it, Gaby's mate in a manhole,
Romesh's sock scarer or Lee's lost cat lady.
David's team, where do you want to start?
So, Gaby, what were the circumstances of Georgia's accident?
We had been shopping.
- So, you're friends?
- Yes.
LAUGHTER
How do you know each other?
She used to be my next door neighbour.
So, how old were you when the, when this happened, the manhole incident?
About 13.
And describe the mishap,
if you can keep a straight face.
LAUGHTER
We'd been shopping and the bus was coming
and I said, "Run for the bus,"
and then I heard a scream
and, suddenly, I realised that she'd fallen down a manhole.
You see that, to me, that would have really hurt.
JACK: I think if you're running, you don't fall
vertically down a small opening...
Well, she's only little.
She's still able to run with a big enough stride to
not fall directly down a manhole.
Well, what if you had like a Tinchy Stryder doing it?
Oh!
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So, she got out and what was the, what was the extent of her injuries?
How bad is this story?
"She only started walking six months ago?"
She had a very, she had a very bad...chin.
- Chin.
- Chin?
She'd broken her fall with her chin?
LAUGHTER
She wasn't even touching the floor,
just resting on her chin.
LAUGHTER
You're going, "What's up? I can't speak cos I'm in a hole!
"Help!"
The key question there is what Jack alluded to,
is that, if you're running along,
- you've got forward momentum...
- Yes.
..and only one foot will be where the manhole is,
- you've got both feet. 
- That tallies with what she's saying
cos one foot would go in you go forward and... Chin.
- No, it's not very no they're not very wide, manholes.
- No, it was...
Cos manholes are about, you know they're only, you know,
to go down it like that, you'd have to be aiming for it, wouldn't you?
You'd have to be doing run, run, run, jump, legs together.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Right, Romesh,
you have a fear of sock puppets.
Yeah. I do, yeah.
OK, I believe you. LAUGHTER
Why?
It's this.
I find that terr... Like a snake!
At any point, they can just turn towards you.
Yeah, and it's the unpredictability of it,
you know like... It's not fun.
You know, they've got the sock puppet there
then you're sitting down there going "Oh, ho-ho-ho!"
That's not funny, that's terrifying. It's horrible.
And what was the occasion with Georgia?
Well, I don't actually know Georgia that well.
What happened was it that I was going to a kids' birthday party
- with my children...
- OK.
..and the problem that we have is that our oldest child
is very, sort of, chilled out and he just has a nice time.
The second one is...
Well, he's not.
And so, we arrived at the party
and his behaviour was unacceptable,
he was shoving kids and it was getting pretty embarrassing
and we were trying to control it and so, basically,
she saw that there was an emergency situation,
I, sort of, wandered over
and she was reaching into her pocket
to pull out what I thought...
What I hoped was a gun, but...
LAUGHTER
..but it turned out to be the sock puppet
and she put the sock puppet on and then,
"Here he comes again, hello, ho-ho-ho!"
See he says a lot of, it's unpredictable, it's not...
- Yeah, but you don't know what the...
- We know.
You don't know what the puppeteer might do,
what they might think is funny.
- Well, they're either going to do that or that.
- Yeah.
No, but they can do that - "Attack, attack, attack."
Yeah, but the sock is not what enables them to do that.
In many ways, any human might suddenly do that to you.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not...
- That's the risk we live with whenever we interact.
- I'm not...
- Is that what you're thinking when you're chatting?
- Yeah, I...
I always wondered about that strange look you give me
when we're having a drink afterwards and you go like that, constant.
I always think you give it a couple of yards
so, if you suddenly do that, you can get away.
So, how did you react, Romesh?
I just, sort of, grabbed my son and I went,
"I'll get him, I'll sort him out. Don't worry, thank you, ha-ha-ha!"
and just tried to not look,
and then I ran out the party into the back garden.
Right. She's not going to come after you with the sock(?)
No, if she'd have come out to the garden with like this,
I would have just knocked her out.
LAUGHTER
So, Lee, "cat in car post-hotel" I've written down.
- That's her name, yeah.
- Yeah.
LAUGHTER
What kind of cat was it, Lee?
Oh, it's a black one.
- Oh, yeah.
- What kind of hotel?
Red.
LAUGHTER
What kind of car?
Blue!
Were you there for the weekend?
I'd taken my wife away for a weekend in a boutique hotel
in the New Forest - the old forest wasn't doing it for me.
Right. Had you got home when you discovered the cat?
Yes, I'd got home and I opened up the boot...
- to let the wife out. No. 
- LAUGHTER
I'd opened up the boot to get the...
To get the luggage out...
And there was a flattened cat.
No. What had happened is,
I opened up the boot of the car,
I'd gone into the hotel
because I put my bag in but my wife was chatting away to someone,
I was trying to get her away, I said,
"Come on, we should probably drift off now,"
- that's when the cat had jumped in. 
- And you drove back home...
- Drove back home.
- ..no incident,
no sound of purring or yowling
that you couldn't attribute to your wife.
Yeah. No, I just...
- Bit rude, David, And I... 
- LAUGHTER
Shame, that, you let yourself down.
Still doing all that old school comedy, I see.
And yeah, we hadn't heard anything,
we had the radio playing quite loudly and
we all know that the sound of Spandau Ballet
is a lot louder than "meow."
LAUGHTER
And you remembered, when you saw the cat in the car,
"That's the cat from the hotel."
Well, yeah, I mean the, a jet black cat in a hotel...
You don't see a lot of cats in hotels anyway, do you?
No, you don't any more cos you've taken them home in your car clearly.
Did you drive him straight back?
I immediately rang the hotel and said,
"The bacon was a bit burnt, but whatever.
"I've got your cat." And she said, "Blooming heck, all right.
"Next time I won't cook it so much." I went "No, it's not a threat,
"I'm just letting you know I've got your cat.
"That was just an aside.
"I'm not going to start sending you an ear and then a paw
"I mean, you know, you're getting the cat back...
"Well, eventually."
But no, I said "You know, why don't we meet halfway?
"We'll meet at a service station and I will give you the cat."
So, David's team, we need an answer.
Is Georgia...
Gaby's mate in a manhole?
Romesh's sock scarer?
Or Lee's lost cat lady?
Any initial instincts?
It feels like none of them know Georgia.
LAUGHTER
I'm not buying it about the sock puppet,
although it is definitely possible.
The problem that we have here
is that not all of you are telling the truth.
LAUGHTER Yeah.
- LEE:
- That is true.
I think Gaby knows Georgia,
that's my instinct.
- I think we're going manhole?
- Yeah.
- Manhole? Manhole? 
- Let's call her Gaby for now.
- Gaby. Gaby, please. 
- LAUGHTER
Farther than I ever intended it to be.
I'm so sorry.
That was just....
If I thought that through, I would never have said that.
So, we're saying that it's Gaby.
- It's Gaby that's telling the truth. 
- It's the manhole.
Georgia, would you please reveal your true identity?
My name is Georgia,
I'm a friend of Gaby,
- and I fell down the manhole. 
- APPLAUSE
Yes, Georgia is Gaby's fallen friend.
Thank you very much, Georgia, thank you.
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