[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Here we go! ♪
Loni, your game is called
Defuse or Perish.
Before you were
a famous comedian,
you were
an electrical engineer.
Yes.
I have set up
five balloons.
Each is equipped
with a detonator.
For every question
you answer correctly,
you will get the chance
to cut a wire
and, hopefully,
defuse the balloon.
But if you get
the question wrong,
the balloon will explode...
Oh!
...and chaos will reign.
You will be judged on the
following three factors --
focus...
Uh-huh.
...brow sweat...
Uh-huh.
...and saving humanity.
Oh, wow.
No pressure.
Loni Love,
are you ready to play?
I guess so.
Let's get 45 seconds
on the clock.
Let's begin.
Question 1, "In 'Fight Club,'
Edward Norton
has to defuse 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin.
What is the first rule
of Fight Club?"
To fight.
Sure. Oh!
That's incorrect,
that's incorrect.
"In 'Speed,'
what type of vehicle
gets hijacked with bombs?"
Uh, a bus.
That's correct.
Which wire are you going for?
Green.
Green? Okay.
All right, you defused it,
you defused it.
"In 'The Rock' --"
"In 'The Rock,
Nicolas Cage
and Sean Connery
must defuse a bomb
full of nerve gas.
What prison does that
film take place at?"
Alcatraz!
That's correct.
Which wire -- red or --
Red.
All right, go for it.
Aah!
Oh!
Oh-hoo! You tricked me.
Okay.
"In 'Speed 2,'
what type of vehicle
gets hijacked with bombs?"
Was it a boat?
It was a boat!
Oh!
Which wire, Loni?
Which wire?
Don't do this.
I got it right.
Oh!
All right, all --
Oh, no!
No!
Loni.
All right, Loni,
"In 'Lethal Weapon 3,'
Danny Glover and Mel Gibson
had to defuse a bomb" --
He said, "I'm too old
for this shit."
Yes! That's correct!
That's correct.
It better be green.
[ Buzzer ]
Oh! Loni.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Loni, how do you
think that went?
That went terrible!
[ Laughs ]
We would've been blown
to smithereens if it was...
It was still fun.
