Today we're gonna be looking at the funniest Twitch fails. If you don't know what Twitch is
It's a platform where you live stream, so everything's happening live. So if you screw up or do something embarrassing the Internet will keep it
FOREVER
So what's gonna happen? We're zooming into something intense, it's gonna happen
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*GASP* NOOOO
How does that even happen like, imagine my chair just like
SHBAM
That's what I mean something: embarrassing happens to you on a stream. It stays on the Internet
FOREVER
So this is guy shopping in a store. Okay, he's checking out
yo thank you for the sub uhhh thisarobbery
This a robbery?
Oh no, that's so awkward. So on Twitch as well when people subscribe or when they donate like their name pops up
So this person's name is thisarobbry and this dude is shopping and everybody around him now thinks that he's gonna rob
Okay what's gonna
GASP
SPEAKING OF ROBBERIES
This dude just ran up to some dude's streaming  and stole his phone. Wow. Out of all the phones you could have stolen
You stole the one dude who was live on Twitch. Well, guess what?
Now thousands of people have seen your face and now thousands of people know
You're a thief and now thousands of people are gonna report you to the police. You're gonna be really easy to find
I'm not saying you should ever a rob but like come on so stupid it's bad enough already as it is
You're a thief but you're also stupid
Okay
Girls walking just going for a stroll
I'm I was that way like what's gonna happ-
A pole happened. A POLE. I mean, I can't even make fun of her that much because I
I did see it, I did see it.
We all saw it. I can't make fun of her too much because I do that all the time
I'm never paying attention and then I walk into poles. At least she says she's been drinking. I have no excuse
So this girl thinks she's getting into her uber. The guy thinks he's picking up a girl... if you know what I mean
It's just she's getting in the front cuz the back doors locked because he does he's not an uber driver. He's picking up... "a girl"
So he wants her to turn it off because what he's doing is illegal
And she wants to keep it on because she just thinks she's getting an uber driver
So she's like, "What?!"
But I guess if like you own a car and you're Ubering people you have the right to tell you and left to film
Right. Do you? It's your car. I don't know what the rules are
It's not recording don't worry it's not recording
It's not recording or anything, just thousands and thousands and thousands maybe millions and millions of people are watching. Who knows?
I mean, I don't know how many times this video got shared but a lot of people have seen this
Yeah, just talking to my friends, you know just 1, 2... million people
ooo this...
This is terrifying.
Like this is why when you order an uber you always gotta check the app and make sure the license plate matches the license plate
Of the car you get into
Hello? You're looking for Caroline, right?
From Washington DC I live here
Oh my gosh, she's scared now because the person who just called (hello?) was the uber driver
She was supposed to get into the car with and they uber drivers like hey, where are you?
My heart would be racing at this point. She thinks she's getting kidnapped. He's not trying to kidnap her to be fair, buuuuuuuuuuuut
Still. Are you an uber? No.
Oh my God. Drop me off. Oh my God
Okay, thank you
Misunderstanding?!! That is terrifying
So this is streaming. Okay and his mom walks in behind him while he's streaming and she's in her underwear
Hella awkward. I don't know what's more awkward, for him or his mom. Either way, it sucks
This is why I don't stream, like you never know what's gonna happen. This next one is a messed-up story,
Okay? You see this dude, looks fairly nice, right? He is supposedly disabled. Okay until
Until he just walks off
With his feet! Like a miracle just happened. Yeah, you saw that. So what he was doing is he's pretending to be disabled
So he could get donations. Isn't that really horrible of someone to do?
Like you should never fake something to get something because what did that thing actually ever happens?
You don't know how this universe works how horrible you're gonna feel then like the people who like pretend
Someone's died so they can call in sick
It's like how are you gonna feel if that person actually dies? Horrible
Right?
Like you never ever ever want to make up something
Negative just to get something positive because what goes around comes around, people. I guess he forgot his webcam was on
I don't know what happened
But dude, you stood up one way some way some day lies always come out and this is proof
This one is insane
So this dude is playing with matches on stream, which I think you should just never play with matches ever
But I mean, I guess like what if you want to light a candle? I don't know but this goes horribly wrong
So wrong, that this dude throws the lit match into the garbage behind him aaaand
Then the garbage like on fire and then sets his whole house on fire
He lives with other people. Luckily everyone got out it safe
Nobody was injured but this dude just burned his house down live on stream
I've heard of crazy things happening stream, but this takes the cake
I don't understand what he's doing. Is he trying to make a bigger fire? You know, just add some cardboard to it
Let's just give fuel to the fire like you are making it worse
Yeah, flammable things. Put flammable things on top of the fire. That's gonna help. Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
I don't I feel like it just this is just common sense
Would you put paper on top of fire to take out the fire?
No, you would probably put like a wet towel on top of a fire or water
I don't know, anything but paper and cardboard is what I'm saying? Oh wait
Oh, he's finally coming in the water after he's made it massive
I feel like a wet towels at best scenario
but at this point like this point
you just gotta call 9-1-1 like you gotta call 9-1-1 get the
Firefighters in there to do this job because dude, you don't know what you're doing. I'm terrified
Okay, so this dude's just playing games and Oh
Mic attack
I mean, I can't say I've never done that this pink mic has hit me in the face more times than I can count
But at least it got it got a little soft stuff on it
So like doesn't hurt his looks like his looks like it would hurt. Like you could lose a tooth with that thing she's just taking out a door on stream
Ohhhh
I like saw that happen before it happened. Oh, I want some of that food , I want some of that
Her reaction
Was so adorable she was like
That was so cute
I just wanted to hug her after but also I hope she's okay, and there was no broken glass. So this girl thought her stream was off
She started acting pretty weird. UHH OMAGAHH BLUGGH OOOH
Like I'm sure we're all weird on our own time
But yeah
I guess I guess you gotta be a little extra careful when you're a streamer, and by a little I mean a lot more careful
So this girl's streaming in public at a bar
ok, ok cheers
cheers
*mouth drop*
ha everyone went quiet
No one's gonna help her up? Come on people help the girl up!
I'm glad this guy eventually went but first he enjoyed the show. He was like, (welp. nvmd). But THAT was a bad fall
She like took the chair with her and everything. Okay, so they're driving and streaming which
Honestly Wowwww I was just gonna say is very irresponsible and this is why
I really don't think you should be filming,
Texting, doing anything that distracts you from the road when you're driving because you don't realize how powerful a car is
I understand you might think you're the best driver in the world
But you don't know how other people drive and also, how horrible would you feel if you hurt someone? It's not good
There's a lot of people who love you too like you don't wanna do anything
While you're in the car except for drive that distracts you from driving
How many times I need to say this? At least like ten more times?
Like people need to just stop doing it. Anyways, guys. I hope you enjoyed this video. I love you all so MUUUCHH
Stay awesome. Stay sweet, and don't forget to be nice other. Bye. Bye
