-[babbling]
Oh, hey! Didn't see you there.
What's that? You want me
to play some Happy Wheels?
I don't know. I was
pretty busy nya-nya-nya-ing,
but seeing how
you asked so politely,
LET'S PLAY HAPPY WHEELS!
[laughs]
Oh, I'm so proud of myself
for typing so fast without
any fingers. Yeah!
All right. Here we go.
Looks like we got
Nerville in a wheelchair.
Whoa! And he's off!
Stop him! Passion!
Passion, stop him!
Marshmallow, quick!
Oh, he's out of control.
Who designed this jet-engine
wheelchair? [laughs]
Actually, it seems like
he did actually design that.
I won! All right, Nerville.
Okay.
I'm gonna do it again,
this time on a bike.
And he's jeopardizing
the life of a child.
[laughs] That's just
classic Nerville for ya.
Hey! Hey, Nerville!
Watch out for that
♪ wrecking ball ♪
[laughs]
I wonder if Miley will be
on it one of these times.
Let's go back and find out.
And... Miley? Miley...
Oh, nope. Nope, not there. Okay.
I wonder how much air
I can get on this boost.
Ooh, yeah, let's do it!
Here we go, top of the hill!
How much boost we gonna get?
THIS MUCH!
Oh yeah, victory again.
I'm good at this.
Grandpa Lemon warned me that
I'd die a bunch playing this,
but I'm just not seeing it.
I'm so good.
Okay, this looks like--
I have a human mustache.
Ew, get him off me! Get him off!
[laughs] Just kidding.
I've always wanted a mustache.
Let's go show everyone my
cool human 'stache. [chuckles]
Oh, whoa, when I roll, it kinda
looks like a clock. [chuckles]
[sighs]
Where are some people?
Where are some people?
I wanna make 'em
jealous with the 'stache.
Oh, here we go! Hey, look out!
Spikes! [laughs]
I love this level!
Rolling and spikes.
Whoa, an eyeball bridge.
My favorite. Look out!
[laughs]
Roly poly.
Whoa, a bowling ball.
Hey, I love bowling balls.
All right, here we go.
Oh, spikes. Look out!
Oh, human dominoes.
That's my favorite game,
human dominoes.
Look out!
[laughing]:
Oh, he couldn't... I got him.
All right, where we goin'?
All right! Victory smash!
[laughs]
Sorry, Santa.
I might regret running
over Santa come Christmas.
Oh, well.
[laughs]
And let's pick another one.
Let's pick this one.
What're you gonna get me, guys?
What're you gonna get me?
Get me-- Oh...wow... knife!
Knife! Knife!
[laughs]
Oh, I dodged 'em all.
I'm so good.
I like this level already.
It's really pretty--
[screams]
Except for the demon fruit!!!
I don't like demon fruits.
They scare me.
You know what else scares me?
Falling into oblivion...!
Aw, man.
I hate it when that happens.
Let's try it again. Knife!
[tune of Shave and a Haircut]:
Knife, knife-knife-knife-knife,
knife-knife!
[laughs]
Oh, yeah.
Don't look at the demon fruit.
He'll steal your soul and
also your lunch money.
Ooh! Wow.
I'm bleedin' pretty bad now.
Man, OJ's flying everywhere.
I didn't do too hot that time.
But this time I will! Wha-ha!
Knife, knife-knife-knife,
knife-knife-knife! Ha!
I got thick skin, that's right.
What up?
Whoa! Oh, no! Aw, man.
I got knives in me.
That's no good.
No, wait.
I can use 'em as a peg leg.
All right! So this is
what it's like to have a leg.
I've been missing out.
Hey, what happened? Did I win?
[groans]
Guess I'll never know.
[blows quiet raspberry]
All right, let's do this one.
Okay.
Oh yeah, let's pick this guy.
[laughs] That's right. Oh yeah!
It's another jet-engine
wheelchair level!
Oh-ho-ho! That poor man!
That poor food!
[laughs]
Oh. Hey, where you takin' him?
Bring him back! [laughs]
Oh no. I wonder
if this guy can do flips.
Here we go.
I'm gonna try for some flips.
Oh! There's one!
[laughs]
Let's squash some food.
All right,
this calls for a victory flip!
[laughs]
Face-plant!
Victory flip, victory flip, oh...
Oh, I was almost out of here.
I was almost gonna flip the lip.
[laughs] Ah.
Welp, I seem to be better
at propelling myself
directly into the grounds,
so that's a plus and...
[screams]
Oh no! I murdered him!
Don't tell me your face
wasn't indestructible.
Why didn't anybody tell me?
Oh no, I better get outta here.
I better quit playing before
the cops show up. [laughs]
Oh wait.
[siren wails]
Oh no, I hear the cops!
[screams]
[laughs]: Oh no.
All right, guys.
I'm gonna get goin'.
That was so much fun.
Thank you so much
for making levels for me.
If you make some more,
maybe I'll just
have to play those too.
Just remember:
when in doubt, more spikes!
And Timmys. [laughs]
Later, taters!
I just "jacked" you up.
[laughs]
You know, they always talk about
how beautiful the Swiss Alps
are, but they never say anything
about the murderous boulder
rampages that happen here.
Cow, cow, cow, cow, cow.
Hey, soldiers, hey!
Boulder!
[laughs]
