*random chatter*
I'm gonna die.
I cannot feel my hands.
*laughs* I haven't been able to feel my hands
for three hours.
Is that a fucking baby?
His name is James Jojo Bucky.
HI!
Monica said if we brought him, she would drown
him in the lake, so we brought him.
Yeah, we brought him on a 16-hour bus ride
just to fuck with Monica.
We fooled 5 people into thinking he was real.
Yeah.
What-- okay.
This is Bucky, he's my love.
I mean, I can just call her right now and...
Do you wanna do that?
Is that suspicious?
Would it be suspicious if she were to call
and be like "Hey, what are you up to?"
Yeah, don't do that.
But just like, I wanna talk.
She knows I wanna talk.
Okay, you get over here in the corner.
*dies laughing*
I gotta make this cute!
Here, let's make it better.
Should I start singing the, like, dramatic,
nice buildup music that you're gonna edit
into this video?
She's not here.
Well.
Into the apartment!
You guys probably should go to the bedroom,
and then...
I'll call her and see if she'll go make sure
the thing's here.
What?
Will that give you time to...
I left stuff here when I left, cause I couldn't
take it on the plane, and so I'm gonna just
be like "Hey, what did I leave there, can
you go take a picture cause I'm about to go
shopping with my mom.
Ohhh...
And then she'll come here.
I'm gonna text her and be like "Yo..."
Help.
I'll be like "Can you do me a favor?"
Yo, I have a favor I need to ask.
It's a big favor.
Are you busy?
First of all, are you busy?
Sorry, it's like, out of the blue.
Okay.
I'm about to go shopping, and remember when
I left that stuff there, for break and stuff?
Is there any chance you could take a picture
of it for me?
And like tell me what I left?
Cause I have no idea?
And I need to know what to buy?
Okay.
Okay, that's fine.
*sped up gibberish*
If you can just, like,
okay, I'm about to go, so like, can you just,
like, text me a picture?
Is that cool beans?
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I love you so much!
I'll make it up to you, I promise!
Okay.
Bye.
I think she's suspicious, but she's walking
here.
She said she'll be here in 10 minutes or less,
so.
She's suspicious.
How could you tell?
She was laughing.
She already, like, went into my room last
night, and was like "what are your plans for
tomorrow?
And I was like, I don't know!!"
Now we have to get me not here, so she comes
back here and takes a picture, and then I
like attack her in the doorway or something.
Just emerge from the closet...
All of us in the closet!
All of us!
*laughing like crazy*
Oh no, my
keys are so jingly!
Did she leave the stuff in the closet?
Am I just gonna like open the door?
Just... show up behind her?
*laughs* So, she's gonna open up the door
and we'll be able to hear it, and I'll just
reach my arm around and try to get the light
off before she gets in here.
Is staying in this closet... traumatic for
you?
*laughs*
This is a good bonding experience.
I'm panning like we can see people.
So how about that hug?
*gasps*
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THIS TO
ME???
Cause I love youuuuu!
Oh, God...
Can you STOP??
You were suspicious.....
I could tell you were suspicious...
You guys freaked me out.
'Sup, bitch?
HEY, BITCH!!
Well, I'm glad we have this song going on.
*laughs* You gave me a heart attack this time.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you here for the whole week?
Mmhmm.
I hate you.
I planned this with my Tim.
So your friends tried to overshadow my surprise
that I've been planning since August!
You know how early I was planning the surprise
for the dance?
She was planning this surprise before that.
I told her about that one, and she was like
"Do you want to help me with this one, too?"
And I'm like, "Okay??"
*laughs*
Did you guys have to deal with the
bullshit of, like, Greyhound here?
Yup.
Fucking hate it.
We... are lost.
Another... stick I picked up.
And his name's Spencer.
My energy's leaking out of my butt!
Can we burn him yet?
NO!
