*WHOOPSH*
Top of the morning to you laddies!!! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to hell--welcome back to Prison--welcome back to Kindergarten
So the next mission we're going to do, I was going to do Lily's mission because we got this--
--tasty note from
What's-his-face--from a little Nugget
We got that from Nugget
And I thought that I was going to give it to Lily and then that would be the next mission
we do, and we were all that forward and we figure out what happened to him, but somebody beautifully in the comments
Gave me some advice for that which was--throw it up on screen so we can all see it--It's from Sam Bettney
He said "Some advice for Jack: In order to do Lily's mission. You need items from Bugs, Monty, and Nugget." Okay,
We have Nugget's, and Monty apparently has a mission
"Lily's mission is supposed to be the last one you do as it reveals some of the important secrets." So I can't do that
Right now even if I wanted to plus it supposed to be the end goal. "Monty does have a mission where you need to bring $10"?
Jeez, isn't that the max I can get?
But Buggs takes like half
Okay, whatever, "Buggs' mission isn't as long as some of the other ones, you should either do Bugs's or Monty's mission next"
Okay, so I don't know how to trigger Monty's mission
I've never seen anything that actually gets that started, but I have seen stuff that triggers...
Aaaah Buggs's mission, so maybe we should do that one.
Let me take out all me moolas. 'Cause I can just get it back if I want,
and I can I can speed run and um power out some money if I really need to.
But I--let's get this, let's get this going. Ah, someone have three dollars? Yes, okay.
We have to we have to give Buggs a good voice,
and people told me last time the voice I gave Lily was the same voice I gave Cindy.
It's kind of, it's the same accent I gave them but they're different voices. Cindy was more like, *in snobby rich girl voice* "Oh my God, hi"
"She was so, like, prissy and she was so like, her voice was a lot higher"
Where as Lily's *in sad-rich-girl-who-lost-her-allowance voice* "Just sounded so sad all the time"
But I'll try to give Lily a better voice this time. (Buggs) "Hey kid you're carrying any cash?"
Yes
(Buggs) "Excellent, give me half of it or I'll split your empty skull with my foot."
Okay, here you go. (Buggs) "Good boy"
"Now don't go telling teacher about this or you might turn up missing like that Billy kid"
Did you kill him? Did you kill Billy? Is that what happened?
(Buggs) "What do you want dweeb?"
"I'm not gonna give you your money back"
"Get out of here before I squish you" Okay, see I don't know how to start this
Wait, did we get a hint? At all? About Buggs?
Umm
We have all these, yes, these are done. "You need a special item from the teacher before you can complete Buggs's mission".
Okay, so I need to use the Teacher's lunch pass to be able to do that
"Tell on Buggs for robbing you, but don't agree to start a fight."
Ooookay, okay, so we will have to restart the day on this one. And then I need to get the lunch pass and then I need to--
--'tell the teacher on him, but don't start a fight', okay got it. This is the lunch pass. Bring that. I should still have my four-fiddy(4.50)
"'Well'  Loch Ness Monster came over to me and he asked me 'Whachu want?' an' I said 'Well Loch Nel--Loch Ness monster, whatchu want?'
"He said 'I need about three-fiddy.' An' I said 'Damn Loch Ness Monster, why you need about three-fiddy?'"
It's a South park reference...okay here. We go, Buggaroo
Fine. Here you go--Teacher! (sniff)
*in childish voice* 'He took my moneyyy'
Get it back! Use those thunder tits to get it back. Jiggle tits, Buggs stole my money.
(Teacher) "He diiiddd?"
Ah
If you go over there and challenge him, I make it worth your while. Ah, "what if he hurts me?"
"Is this legal?" I don't know how to say no to this. "What if he hurts me? What's in it for me?"
"No way", no way Jos-be. I'm not doing that to poor Buggs.
Buggs's my homie in this one. He's my lil dude, look at him, just, bouncing around. (Teacher) "I'll give you a gold staarrr."
No. (Teacher) "I must say, I'm not a fan of my darling students telling me 'no'.
"I sure hope nothing bad happens to you today. That would be just...."
"Dreadful"
Ahhmm
Me too. Hey, Buckaroo, Electric Boogie!
I didn't tell on you. (Buggs) "What'd you want, dweeb?"
Ahhhhmmm
Okay
So now comes the moment where I realize, 'Hey, I probably should have bought something'
I don't know any of these help
Screwdriver we used for Jerome's mission, also yo-yo. Cigarettes we used for...
Cindy's Mission? I think so, voice recorder for Cindy's misson. I don't know. (Monty) "What can I do for ya?"
You can give me a big ol' pile of go away
Let's just progress
We see how far we get and then we can come back and do whatever. Did I get--did I get any more hints?
Nah dude. Wait, he does even have that many hints
The others' have six, he only has five. She had seven. Six...six...six
That's me though. That's--I don't fucking count. Wait, what was this one?
"The lunch lady will let you out of the cafeteria if you give her Monty's glasses, a magnifying glass, or $2.00."
A magnifying glass?
I've never seen one of those, well maybe it's in the Janitor's office or $2. That's nothing!
Glasses these days cost way more than $2 to buy yourself a pair of glasses. Uhm...Right, okay, that's fine. (Teacher)"Go find a partner." Riiight.
(Buggs) "Psst, hey, Kid!"
What up, Bugs?
(Buggs) "Heard about what teacher was trying to get you to do to me"
"The Ol' Applegate has it in-has had it out for me for a while now"
"It's nice to know that someone is willing to stand up to her" No problem, Bugaloo!
(Buggs) "Yeah, it actually is a problem"
"She's probably setting up something to get you in trouble, as we speak. That's how I got my first two strikes."
"She gets me again I'll be expelled."
Would that be so bad?
(Buggs) "Considering the last kid to be--expelled--was that missing kid Billy, yeah...it would be bad to be expelled."
I'll keep that in mind
(Buggs) "We should work together to get out of here before she gets us"
DUDE! *spits*
Blood pack, spit pack! I am in (Buggs) "Smart move. Take this." Heh "Nerf this!"
(Buggs) "If she tries anything funny with you, don't be afraid to use it."
A knife?
(Buggs) "Yeah, it's a knife. Look..."
"Something awful is happening at this school. Everyone knows it, but no one talks about it. I'm not about to go down without a fight"
Good point!
Now I'm paranoid! *laughs*
(Buggs) "We need to find a way to get the old gal alone. I don't want any witnesses tattling."
I have a lunch pass. (Buggs) "Well look at you little miss teacher's pet! That's gonna make this a whole lot easier!"
"So after morning time is over, you're gonna have a very special lunch with teacher." And just...kill her?
(Buggs) "Pretty much. Just wait until her back is turned and STRIKE!"
"I'll be waiting outside"
Will she turn her back?
(Buggs) "Hmm. Good point, we're going to need a distraction of some sort. See if Monty has anything that will do the job."
Okay...
Umm...
I wanna buy something..
Got anything to cause the destruction? Hey, I could just do it. I don't even have to guess
Wait, what was the voice I gave Monty? Shit! See, I give characters voices
And then they talk a lot during the episodes. So, some of these characters haven't talked that much, so now I don't know.
Wait, there's another fucking knife over there
(Monty) "Sorry, don't have anything like that at the moment, but I'll tell you what. I'm pretty handy with gadgets."
"If you can find me some sort of device, I can rig it to do what you need to do."
He's kind of like a mobster. He's like the little "Eh, alkezone kind of dude"
Where can I find one? (Monty) "The principal gives 'em out to kids we find suspicious"
"Saw Nugget one with the oth-(stutters) I saw Nugget with one the other day. I'm sorry"
"It's hard to talk"
"But he likes having it. Only gives it to the kids who are trying to be his friend"
Okay, so I either have to do something suspicious to get the teacher after me...
Ooorrr
There's one just right there. Can I just have this?
Okay, what should we do to get in trouble? There was a way of getting in trouble
There was a way I got in trouble before and you get...
You get...
Pills.
And then you can give the teacher a pill and she doesn't give a fuck.
And then you can go just into all the cubby holes all you want. I have forgot what that was...
Whatever jerk fucking Jerome
"Jerk"-ome
Ha! Motherfucker
(Nugget) "Nugget does not wish to spend morning time with you. Nugget is very busy. You are curious about the ways of Nugget."
"Interesting. Perhaps, you could be of some use to Nugget"
"Nugget is in need of a magnifying glass. Do this for Nugget before the next bell rings, and you will be rewarded"
Okay, he needs a fucking magnifying glass, which is right there!
I just realized that! That I don't need to actually buy-and there's money there as well
(Cindy) "Sorry, sweetie, I'm spending my morning time with my boyfriend"
"Oh, we'll just go suck a fart out of a dog's arse,Cindy. No one gives a shit"
What the fuck do I do?
(Buggs) "Well, did you get something to cause a distraction?"
Not yet!
Give me fucking time!
Christ! Wait can I go into...the toilet? (Teacher) "Ah no no no NO!"
"You can't just leave class without a pass!"
Can I use the bathroom? (Teacher) "I don't know caaaaaaaaan you?"
Okay, maybe I can get in trouble out here. What's up, Dorkatron?
Will I get sent to the principal if I have no pass?
Let's try, I can't fucking remember
Yeah, here we go. But is this the one where I just get shot?
*Bang*
Arse biscuits. So I have to talk to Nugget because....
Asking nugget about Billy was how I went to the principal's office and got pills, right?
Billy is missing. Poor Nugget misses Billy,but Nugget cannot help him now. It is too late. Do you know where he is?
Nugget does not know. Nugget knows who knows.
Because Nugget got pills from the principal to not let him..know anything anymore. Camera stop shaking.
I need to stop leaning on my desk. Your questions upset poor Nugget.You push too hard. Nugget needs his pills. *Gulping sound*
Much better. what are we talking about? Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
What's in those pills? The principal gives you pills? Is that legal?Probably not.
Hey, I got pills
There you go, enjoy that pill. Take it if you start thinking about Billy too much.
No more talking now, shoo. Nugget needs peace. Nugget does not wish to talk to you.
Right,okay. Now,we have our pill. So I didn't go to the principal and get pills. I just got pills from Nugget.
So that's good.
And now we just do this and he tells me what to do. Give her the pill,go over,grab the device
and then I'm good,right?
And then I figure out what I did wrong and have to start the whole fucking day over again.
Good point. Yes. I don't want to die here. I don't want to die in school. I've died a hundred thousand times already.
Okay, here we go.
What's up, Miss Jiggletits?
OH!
Dibs! *Gulp* Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Don't worry about it,teacher will...
Do whatever about it,now run along and play.
This reminds me of that time I went to spain,oh..
That was a lotta hey, don't go snooping around in
You know what, I don't really care. Do what you want.
Thank you Jiggletits. It's this is Jerome's cubby. There's a strange device in here. Take the Device.
Niceu!
Did you get anything to cause a disruption? Oh yes, I needed to give it to Monty.
Okay, here we go. Yes. Oh
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
It'll cost you 1.50 he asked me for about 1.50 to get this done. You good with that?
Yup, no fucking problem. Okay
Then just a solder here,rewire that timer in the past through that capacitator or capacitor
I don't know
I'm fucking making up words as I talk to receive into the correct frequency more technobabble to make me seem smart...
and it's done!
Monty reminds me of Rocket from
Guardians of the Galaxy,he kinda talk like that.
Here's the remote. All you have to do is press that button then this little doodad you gave me will a pop like a firecracker!
Cool. Thanks. It's only good for one use though, so be careful with it. Got it .Got it.Cool.Cool.
Nugget needs his refreshment. When Nugget goes too long without refreshment he dies. Okay,we got a distraction.
Yup.
Go ahead and stick it under one of those front tables. You'll be glad you did.
Sure thing.
This one or this one? Maybe I'll blow up these two fuckers.
Should only place Monty's distraction device under this table?
I don't know. What do you guys think. I'm going to put in like a little 'Who wants to be a millionaire'
timer it'll be like
Okay, fuck it. We're just putting it under this desk.
Is that it? Can we kaboom now?
Okay, that's it,now all we have to do is wait for the lunch bell to ring.
We should probably avoid being seen together for this point. So she doesn't get suspicious.
okay, and..boom
Whole house explodes..school not a house,shut up. I want to have lunch with you. Oh shit,do I actually do that?
Yes.Oh,fiddlesticks. There goes my smoke break.Very well. You can have a special lunch with me today.
excelente.
The rest of you run along to the cafeteria. I have to smother this child. I mean
Talk about dick hole
Having a special lunch with my favorite student instead of getting a smoke break is one of my
Favorite things about teaching. Here's a McGlob's Silly Meal. Knock yourself out.
*Mcdonalds song* I'm gonna be sick.
Go on, have a bite! It's delicious and possibly nutritious.
Activate distraction.
BAM!
Oh my,my,my! What the dickens was that? Did it come from here?
Sure, did teacherino. Stab! Oh, God. Stabbed her in the ass
There's too much meat there. It's not going to get through. AHHHHHH!
You little bastard! I'm gonna...Oh dear... You-- *Jack bumps his head on his desk*
That's her hitting the ground.
I heard her scream, so it's done right? Wow,I can't believe you actually did it .Take the knife out of her
it's got our fingerprints all over it
Her eyes are still open.
Haha.
She's probably got a phone on her too. I think I'll take that.
That's the bell. Let's get out of here recess is about to start and I don't want any want to notice
We're missing at lunch. Come see me at recess. I'll help you hide that knife
Okay, so all of that section should be doing done. finito comprende? Should be out the window.
Send it away. I don't know what that was, I licked my own fingers.
So that should be good now. We got fucking captain
Captain Nick Dance over here.
So how do we progress this further?
Let's talk to my little Buggaloo.
Okay, it's clear someone noticed that teacher is missing otherwise that old lunatic wouldn't be watching us while we're out here.
We need to hide that knife before we go back inside. Maybe we can hide it in Nugget's hole.
The only place I'm seeing is that Nugget hole dug.
Haha...the Nugget hole dug. The hole Nugget dug! Only problem is that Nugget can be territorial and
We're not exactly friends.
Maybe you could convince him to bury it for us?
So we just skipped lunch all together then then. Oh,because I spent it with the teacher.
Haha..*Jack hits his head* dumb.
Okay, hey hey, hey, best friend.
Remember me um from do you remember me from Monday?
You're probably mistaken me from the Monday before but no from Monday yesterday Monday. I know today is Monday as well and
The eight times four that were Monday,too. It's confusing, but yesterday, Monday.
Behold! The Nugget Cave! Can I hide something in the hole?
You wish to make a contribution to the Nugget Cave? What do you wish to contribute? A knife.
Oh my, this knife has known bad things.
Nugget can tell,probably cause of all the blood all over it.
But I also have a sixth sense for this,for discovering danger. Nugget does not want it in the Nugget Cave!
What can I do to convince you though?
Only those who bare Nugget's symbol of friendship may ask for a favor of Nugget. Symbols of friendship?
Perhaps you would do well to be Nugget's friend before you ask favors of him. I'm gonna throw it in anyway.
You'd do well not to!
Nugget will not tolerate such things! So I can't do it anyway, because I need a fucking,I need a nugget from Nugget.
So how else am I supposed to do this? So I'm just gonna throw it in see how Nugget kills me.
Ge-naaa..but..
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
NUGGET SAID NO! Ah..fuck. *Jack laughs*
You died. No means no.
Shit,ah,I just said it was all done now, and all I had to do was restart that room. So I have to restart the whole fucking day again?
I'll restart the room and see if I can talk to Nugget first,and become his friend.
It's a new dawn. It's a new day.
It's the same day.
Fuck this. Also, my room is gigantic.
Why am I creating like a fucking cult circle with all the cards?
So,what I realized is that I can get a nugget because I can't talk to Nugget get to get a nugget.
I was thinking I just go back start the day, get the nugget from Nugget but I can't
Because you have to talk to Nugget about Billy so you can't get the nugget of friendship from him.
So what I think I have to do is when I give the teacher,the pill I
can go steal the device and the nugget from the booth.
Right? and then I should be okay. I
think so.I have to go talk to you.
Inquire about Billy.
Okay, maybe this'll work this time. I should be able to just
restart the room.
Okay, I gotta go talk to Nugget no other nugget games. Can I hide something the hole? A knife.
Yeah!
We're friends,remember?  You've got a nugget of friendship?! Very well. You may add the knife of evil to the Nugget Cave.
Now begone! Nugget has matters to attend to with this..unhealthy addition to the cave.
Sure..bye..okay,knife is hidden. Well,did you get rid of it? It's gone.
Hot damn! Can't believe we're about to get away with this! Just keep your cool
When we go back inside and everything will work out. What about her phone? Don't you worry about that.
Just keep your eyes open and be ready when the time is right.
okay, I
Got it. This is gonna be one of those moments now,again,where I'm supposed to do something else here
With all the apples that I have but I'm forgetting it.
Or I just don't know what it is?
Can I buy anything? A monstermon card. No,okay, so it's not you.
Okay
Your teacher ran off during lunch. She isn't picking up her phone either. Probably got sick of having to deal with you all day
I'm out here trying to make sure you don't all kill each other. Interesting.
Okay, I can't see anything else I'm supposed to do and I hope not because
I don't want to restart this whole fucking thing. Okay,you rotten kids!
That's the bell. Get your worthless hides back inside.
Hides is a nice way of saying ass.
Children I have some bad news. If you look to your right you will see your formerly unstabbed teacher.
Oh my god,is there a murderer on the loose? It's probably the creepy janitor.
We've already cleared the janitor. He was in the cafeteria selling 'biscuit balls' when her death occurred.
She had it coming to her!
God, there's so many voices now. I can't remember what I did.
What are you going to do about it,Dad?
First Billy, now this? We're not safe at this school!
This is totally going to tank my sales for the rest of the week. ENOUGH!
Nugget likes the way she smells now. She smells like death. Nugget knows the sweet aroma of death.
It's what Billy smells like, also like the dog that's in my cave.
I didn't put the dog there. Somebody dispose of it. Nugget does not know.Nugget will stop speaking now.
Shut up,weirdo. Take one of your pills or something.
Anyway, I need to search all of you to make sure you aren't carrying anything that could have been used to kill your teacher.
We'll start with you, the one covered in blood. Empty your pockets.
Hmm,doesn't it look like you have anything on you..okay.Let's go and search Buggs next.
I'll mess up of all my words. Piss off. That's why.
Hmm. It doesn't like you have anything incriminating on you either. Damn. Now I owe the lunch lady 20 bucks.
Okay,well,it looks like no one here is responsible killing the teacher. That being said I'm sending you all home 'cause...your teacher's dead.
Nice!
We got away with it. Literally getting away with murder.
Well, we did it.We got away with murder.Trust me when I say this was for the best.
I hope so. Do you still have the phone? I handed it off to you while I was walking up to get searched,pretty sneaky, huh?
You know what,why don't you keep it?A little token of my appreciation.
Maybe you can use it for some something on another day.
This was fun.
Maybe we can do it again some day.I'll see you around,kid.
Gives you like one of those punches in the air to be like hey, you did it, but you're like *punch sound*
mmm *cries a bit* Thanks buddy..
Thanks pal..
Okay, we got teacher's phone that actually looks like a Tamagotchi.
Or a fucking a Digi Destined like,I can't remember what they're called.
Anyways, that's Monday complete. Again for the 11th time, haha..
So,now,all we have left to get is the key.
But isn't the key the exact same as the key mold? So,why would they need..
Maybe I bring the key mold next time do Monty's mission.
So Monty's is the last mission here, and then you do Lily's as like a side,you don't get anything from Lily's.
It's just the end of the game.
That would make more sense because I was thinking that there are more kids than there are items.
That's why I thought Monty didn't have a mission because he just sells you stuff. Very cool.
So,we bring this next time then and we get a key.
Out of that day with Monty and then we bring it back, and then we bring the key and do Lily's mission.
I think. What hints did we get that day actually?
You can get a device the Monty needs from by giving Nugget a flower
before school starts or by getting sent as a principle by Nugget.
Okay, use the lunch pass to have lunch with the teacher and you need to obtain a nugget before recess.
Fairly self-explanatory, after I fucking figured it out.
Anyway,that does it for this episode of kindergarten,there shouldn't be too many more. It should be like two or three episodes well
there's two episodes left,in the story,in the missions
but I might come back and do the monstermon cards as well because parent it opens up a
portal for evil in Nugget's cave or something. I can't remember what he actually said about it anyway.
Thank you guys so much watching this episode,and if you liked it, punch that like button in the face.LIKE A BOSS!
And, high-fives all around..
WAPESH!WAPESH!
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*Jack imitates the background music with 'buh's and 'buhbuh' sounds.*
