We’re gonna to take our notes to ochem class
We’re gonna write till we can’t no more
We’re gonna number our carbons so we don’t get lost
We’re gonna study till we get a good score
I got the OH- in the back
Let’s do backside attack
SN2 is fast
Got that nucleophile attack
Lose our Leaving group, HA
Invert R to S
I’ve been in this mech
It’s only one step
You can’t use that substrate (tertiary) , YEET
Y’all taught us better
But if you use that substrate (tertiary)
Forget about partial credit
Using Friedel-Crafts
Now don’t be a fool
Polyalkylation
Well, is just plain cruel
If you wanna pass
You got to do this task
FC acylation is the way
to pass this class
Wanna make an acylium ion
Make sure it's resonance stabilized
We avoided polyalkylation
Ain’t no rearrangements
We’re gonna to take our notes to ochem class
We’re gonna write till we can’t no more
We’re gonna number our carbons so we don’t get lost
We’re gonna study till we get a good score
Ortho, Meta, Para, directors
Spend a lot of time substituting these benzenes
Activators act like OP directors
Para is favored cause it is less hindered
Got cool tricks, yeah I’ve learned all that
I’m like EDG’s (electron donating groups) so I react fast
We’re gonna use all this to do EAS
We wanna react till we can’t no more
We’re gonna pass this class using what we’ve learned
Gonna, burn our notes with fuming gas
We’re gonna thank Paul and Neil for their hard work
Gonna, leave cause we got our final scores
YEE-HAWWWWW
