I have a revenge story.
First: a little backstory of how I got the idea for it.
Come home, little drunk from a friend's house.
1:00 A.M.
Silence.
The only thing that emits light from my room is my PC screen.
Browsing Piratebay, looking for movies to torrent
Suddenly, I hear an
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Since nobody is in my apartment, I decide to investigate.
Lights on, approach closet
A rancid smell coming from my closet...
>open closet
Yellow liquid,
literally on everything,
a 1.5 liter bottle of apple juice exploded into 3 pieces..
what the ffff
uck?
>quickly google it
Apple juice fermented.
Gas expanded,
big boom...........
>interesting
Had to throw away a few white shirts,  since the apple juice wouldn't come off.
Anyway,
to the revenge story.
So there was this bitch I used to date. Claimed she was pregnant.
Didn't tell her I'm sterile since I have a defect or some protein that makes sperm tails or something not sure how I feel about
Never having kids to this day
Dumped her had a legal abortion and now she looks better than she was opposed to what I expected
Invited to party in three days
ex's house
Next day walked a fridge take out a bottle of apple juice and said let's light bulb above head
Buy a six-pack of little apple juice bottles
drink half of each bottle
seal tightly
Put outside in the Sun for a day to speed up fermentation process on the day of the party
Bring a six-pack of beer
Smuggle the six-pack and a half empty juice apple bottles
Meat-axe have frenemy small talk hide a bag with apple juice in upstairs bathroom
Walk around house thinking about way to put the bottles
eventually decide
One in her panties draw she never reaches for underwear in the back one in the toilet deck wasn't sure if it was gonna work
one drop behind the fridge
one behind the washing machine one under her bed and
Last one and this is the best fucking part in a current BFS gamer, PC
fucking minis a red LED case lights
Almost got caught dropping a bottle behind the fridge and opening the PC case
Shit was spooky having fun a party going home every day wake up like a kid on Christmas morning
Expect to hear of some kind of Apple Ocean 2 days pass
on the third day
Here's my friend than an gay nigga bottle left behind in a fridge ex's house exploded
Fridge ruined have to replace it or fix components. They weren't in the house at the time found it when they came home
Here our beer for a shudder apple juice part one that AVI
Second was the washing machine bottle...there was a big niBBa
Rumors start to spread about the apple juice creeper heard they were asleep at the time of the explosion
X freaked out bf rage from confusion
Managed to save the washing machine, but cleaning the bathroom was a bitch
Third was his PC the same day after the washing machine bottle
Mutual friend told me he's playing wall for a few hours while the bottle exploded
Wore headphones, so he didn't realize at first what happened until his computer crashed
At which is Friday CPU apple juice Friday's GPU apple juice kills shutters case fan
PC is kill B f1 and a rampage smashed her ex's laptop slapped her and left
They broke up on the next day
Three left X is devastated can see all of her email purse on Facebook a few days later
Hear that cops came to our house
Everybody knows about commander Apple jus told them all about the apple juice bottles
Showed them in our underwear drawer an exploded bottle her best friends
Tell everyone she passed out and pissed herself when she opened the door on the bottle exploded
Federal investigation ensues, I'm going to child that a exceeded
Panic wait for cops to show up at any day now
Since it's her parents house. She really goes to the second floor
Grandparents died left her house
bf left her needs a change she
Decided to clean upstairs
Apparently decided to take a shit there for convenience
Nobody shot there since the party about a week ago
pushes button
bottle explodes
plastic top flies right off
execute sprayed with toilet water and fermented apple juice
You'll be surprised how much of an explosion a little plastic bottle can produce with the right pressure
Go straight at a friend's house didn't even change
She's hysterical at this point. He fuses to get back into the house
Move to a regular apartment within two weeks from the incident
mutual male friends help her move
Mutual friend invited me to help have nothing to do so okay
Nothing suspicious because mutual friends, and he invited me so we help her pack her stuff into boxes
She gave us general instructions, but still refuse to get into the house
Traumatized and whatnot I do a good job. Not slacking around, but I have one goal in mind a
virtue commander must write one last time
Look under bit
bottle still there
If I just put it in a random box. She'll know it was someone who was in this house right now
Decide to put it into something less suspicious and be like oh
I just put the box right there and didn't even open it if I'll be questioned
Carefully take out the apple juice bottle from under the bed
Bala seems bloated a little cake related put bottle into a fairly large Vons. She has with fake flowers
carefully place files into bunks mock books
Personally get it to the van secure it best as I can fast forward three hours the helper unpack it's about 7:00 p.m.
Place Vajra kitchen table when no one's looking
flowers in
IE D is set we leave almost finish unpacking she said she'll finish by itself
Wake up with a phone call exes in hospital oh
Shit, what happened with genuine concern apparently she was eating I wanted to throw the VARs since it was a grandmother's and it was ugly
picked up the VARs father splitted into million pieces
Lodge shut flew near her I cut her face under the chin
Tiny shards cut her face and arms
she needed four stitches in her face her face looks like she survived a 6-barrel gatling gun attack from point-blank range, I'm
scared shitless
She didn't want to involve the police again. She took therapy for six months
Stayed in apartment, but made her friends stay with her for a month
Friend told me she checks the toilet deck before taking a shit or pissing even in public places
Looks terrified each time she opens a drawer. Feel kind of bad for an hour
Haven't talked to her for two years now. We have to a different state
