I'm part of Schaeffer's Good
Vibes Island Beat Orchestra.
It's actually the best steel
band music school
in the country, so...
[Lady] Steel band?
[Man] Yeah, you know
like calypso music.
[Man] It's the stuff that's
played by hotel pools
[Man] at resorts in the
Caribbean.
[Lady] I've never
left the country.
[Man] The key is to relax.
[Man 2] Don't worry about
the numbers.
[Man 2] Don’t worry about
what other people are thinking.
[Man 2] Don't worry.
[Man 2] Be happy.
[Man] What's this?
[Man 2] 41 6 A
[Man 2] Not quite.
Irie, you're rushing.
[Man 2] 5 and 6 and
[Man 2] You're draggin', ,man.
[Man 2] Wait for my cue.
[Man 2] Ummm.
[Man] 5 and 6 and
[Man 2] You're rushing or
you're dragging. [Man] Rushing?
[Man 2] No
[Man] Draggin'?
[Man 2] I'm gonna ask you 1 more
time. You're rushing or you're
[Man 2] draggin?
[Man] I don't know.
[Man 2] There's no such thing as
rushing and draggin in Calypso.
[Man 2] Take it easy, man.
Take five.
[Man 2] Or 6 hours.
To chill.
[Man 2] I push people beyond
what's expected of them.
[Man 2] Because expectations
of a Calypso band
[Man 2] are pretty low.
[Man 2] Chill man, chill.
Can you feel the rhythm.
[Man 2] Can you feel, you're
not playing like you're
feelin' the rhythm.
[Man] I'm gonna be
[Man] One of the greats. And
that's gonna be taking up
[Man] a lot more of my time.
And that's why I don't think
[Man] we can be together.
[Lady] That is totally fine. I
hate the sound of steel drums.
[Lady] Seriously, all your songs
sound like dinky little tinkles.
[Lady] It's like dingding
dingding.
[Man] God damn.
[Man] OK, right now I
sound like this.
(steel drum playing)
[Man] But I want to
sound like this.
(steel drum playing the
same as before)
[Lady] I honestly don't
hear a difference.
[Man] It's like who am
I talking to?
