*Dog toy noise*
You have a butt (butt). You like butts (butts).
Nej, you love butts (butts). But you don't like your butt
(butts). Your butt annoys you (butts). Sure, you sit on
your butt (butts), your butt is the top of your legs (butts)
You wouldn't look right without your butt. (butts) You
can't get rid of your butt (butts), you just wish it looked
like a different butt (butts). You like this butt and this butt
but not your butt. Why you do dis, butt? Why can't you be
this butt? Gotta make a new butt. Make your (inaudible)
look like a different butt. A better butt, a butt's butt, a
butt to end all butts. You think about your butt and then
you butt. You dream about your butt and then you butt.
You eat and think about your butt, you cry and think
about your butt. Why must you defy me, butt? DAMN
YOU, BUTT!
You look at pictures of butts, try to get a buttspiration.
An inspriation for your butt. Your butt is sore from
butting, ouch my butt. "I can't butt anymore," says your
butt, but you continue to--
