[splash]
[audience applause]
[thunder]
[wind blowing]
- It's never been
this bad before.
[glass breaking]
- Ah!
There's certainly a ghost
trapped in this room.
[audience laughter]
- Why won't it
leave my family alone?
- It's waiting for something.
The ghost needs closure.
[echoing moan]
That was the ghost.
[audience laughter]
I'm sensing a cold spot here.
I'm going to try to reach out
to the ghost.
[buzz]
[thunder]
[echoing moan]
[coughing]
[audience laughter]
- Oh, hello.
- Stay back.
Ghost, what is your name?
- Oh, the name's Reggie,
General Reginald York the Third.
- Ah, that's General York.
Uh, he-- he was a General
during the Revolutionary War,
a British General.
Um, this was his house,
it was his headquarters,
uh, I read all about it
when I bought the property.
- Oh!
You know me!
I'm not surprised.
I'm the one who helped
the British win the war!
[chuckles]
[audience laughter]
- Uh...
- What?
[audience laughter]
- So, the British, hmm,
they actually, uh, lost the war.
Hardcore.
[audience laughter]
- Well, drat.
How repulsive.
[audience laughter]
- Ghost, now that you know
that you died
completely in vain,
you are free to cross over
to the other side.
- No, no, no, no,
I did not die in vain.
Oh please, oh, oh,
for I know that my men
fought bravely until the end.
[tapping]
[audience laughter]
- Um, so your men were--
[clears throat]
--they were actually all
American spies.
[laughs]
[audience laughter]
- All of them?
Even-- even young Timothy?
- Ooh, yeah, mm, just--
especially young Timothy,
oh, he's--
- Oh, well...
- Stay back.
Ghost, now that you know
that your life is a complete
and total embarrassment
in every possible
conceivable way,
you are free to cross over.
- No, no, young man.
My life was not in vain.
Oh please, oh please tell me
about my wonderful wife Abigail.
Tori: Oh, Abigail, yes!
I know all about Abigail.
She's actually right there
on a portrait on the wall.
I--
- Ohh!
Oh, my sweet darling Abigail!
I'm sure after my death,
she was heartbroken
and never loved again.
[audience laughter]
- She remarried immediately.
[audience laughter]
Just-- to a very hot man.
[audience laughter]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
And died childless, I presume.
[chuckling]
- Oh, six happy,
healthy children.
- [chuckles uncomfortably]
Oh, oh.
- Oh wow, ghost,
look at this painting.
- Oh-- Oh.
Oh!
They look so happy.
- Yes.
It is the six
incredible children
of that very hot man
and your beloved wife
dancing
upon your untimely grave.
- Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
- Ghost.
- Yes.
- Now that you realize your wife
loved many other people
much more
than she ever loved you,
your embarrassment is complete,
and you may cross over
to the other side.
- No.
That may be true
about my wife, Abigail,
but I am sure that my death
was honorable.
Heroic, in fact.
[audience laughter]
- [groaning]
So-- So, this is hard for me
because, um, um, I like you.
- Yes, yes--
Ghost hunter: Ghost,
patience please.
- You--
[groans]
You were killed by your own men.
- [echoing] Oh!
Even young Timothy?
- Yeah, it was his idea.
- [echoing] Oh!
- They-- they drowned you
in a latrine.
- [echoing] No!
- A swirly of death.
- Oh!
And my grave?
- It's under a Walmart.
- I don't even know
what a Walmart is!
I-- Oh, oh.
Oh, what's happening?
- Stay back.
- All right.
- Ghost, now that you
have accepted
being a complete
and total loser,
you are free to move on
to the other side.
Good job, ghost.
Ghost: At least I may rise
into the afterlife
with a doodley-doo!
[crash]
[whooshing]
- Ghost, you have become caught
in a ceiling fan.
Bad job, ghost.
[whooshing]
[audience applause]
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this spooky Studio C.
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