(Anthony) I need to get drunk so I can do something
completely reprehensible, then blame it on being drunk.
(Ian) SHUT UP!!!
OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER
OBVIOUSLY, DRUGS ARE BAD,
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY SHOULDN'T DO THEM.
OBVIOUSLY.
MOVIES ON DRUGS
SPIDER-MAN
ON ALCOHOL
You have a knack for getting yourself into trouble!
You have a knack for saving my life!
I'm gonna kiss your spider mouth now.
(Spider-Man screams)
ROCKY
ON ECSTACY
Your skin feels so good!
Get the f*ck of me, Rocky!
Your black man sweat tastes like rainbows!
TITANIC
ON ACID
I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, Jack!
Sure thing, Rose!
♪ (dubstep) ♪
♪ (dubstep) ♪
(maniacal laughter)
So...how's it look?
(shrieking in horror)
A for effort?
AVENGERS
ON COCAINE
(screaming)
I feel AWESOME! WHOO!
I can fly! Whoo!
Uh, don't you need your Iron Man suit for that?
Nope! Whoo-hoo!
- (bones crunch)
- Oh!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he needed his suit for that.
THE NOTEBOOK
ON WEED
What are we doing?
Do you think in another life I could be a bird?
Caw caw!
You can't be a bird. You're a--you're a human girl.
No! I mean it like a metaphor.
Okay, if you're a bird, then--
Wait...what were we talking about again?
Seriously?!
You know what? Just forget it!
(uncontrollable chuckling)
BATMAN
ON METH
What? What happened to the Batmobile?
Uhh, I definitely didn't sell it for this huge bag of bad meth.
(snorting)
(moaning)
I'M BATMAN!
(snorting) Oh, yeah!
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
ON LAUGHING GAS
Hazel Grace...
my cancer came back.
(uncontrollable laughter)
Mom, did you switch my tank again? (giggling)
Got you, bitch! (laughing)
PREDATOR
ON JENKUM
Wait...I don't feel anything.
And this stuff stinks really bad.
Aargh! You idiot! It's not even a real drug.
You're just huffing a bagfull of dog sh*t.
28 DAYS LATER
ON BATH SALTS
AAAAH! Someone get this zombie off me!
Whoa, whoa, man. I'm not a zombie!
I'm just really high on bath salts.
Oh.
- Sweet!
- I know, right?
AAAAAH! AAAAH!
So, there you have it, kids.
Drugs are really stupid and you should never, ever do them.
So never do drugs and always remember to just--
what the hell are you doing with my TV?
Huh?! I'M BATMAN!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batmeth!
What's up, citizens? If you want to see the Smosh Game guys
get f*cked up on an electrocution game, click the video on the right!
- Alright, you guys all--
- AHHH!
(laughter)
And if you want to see a scene from Twilight on shrooms,
and bloopers, click the video on the left.
Okay, it might just be the shrooms, but I'm pretty sure
that girl's f*cking a bat.
Thanks for subscribing! Now I've gotta see if Rachel's got my meth!
RACHEL?! Where are you?
RACHEL?!
