You sound like the guy who plays
Number Five on Umbrella Academy.
I know right, I get that a lot.
This is not, how you say
an elementary school science
fair, Monsieur Hargreeves.
We were told the children
were of superior intellect
and extraordinary abilities
though this appears to be not the case.
I am of the same opinion as
my colleague, Sir Reginald.
This is an embarrassment for you.
I'm well aware of that gentlemen.
Have you anything to say
for yourself, Number Five?
Well, rather than
bore our esteemed guests
with an arrogant display
of my time-displacement capabilities
or a diagrammed thesis on the
slips in the chronosphere,
I decided on something
much more interesting
and far less insulting.
An exact replica of our solar system.
Hm, disappointingly
obvious Number Five,
although to call it "exact"
is a far greater arrogance,
as you seem to have left
out one important detail.
The planet earth is missing.
Dun, dun, dun.
The Umbrella Academy in,
The World is Big Enough Without You,
being the final part in the story: Dallas.
Are you sure?
It's rather small.
So it may be hard to see,
it should be the third closest to the sun.
I know where earth is you idiot.
Have a look for yourself.
Wow, how about that.
You do this on purpose.
I want you to take it
down to the incinerator,
Number Five and destroy it.
Understood.
Dallas.
You need to listen to me
and stop killing everyone!
Kiss my ass, kid!
Well, this could go on forever.
Not exactly, the bosses on the com.
Why are you so stubborn?
You tell me!
Ah, zap, ah, ah!
What are you doing?
That's not part of the plan!
You could kill me!
Better you than us
and we already have what we need from you.
Carmichael's changed the plan.
Smash!
Delightful.
I would ask how you found
me and how you got here,
but I have a feeling it's a long story.
Where's Rumor, Five?
Nowhere you can reach her.
Now, if you would be so kind
as to assist me to--
Tell me where she is
or I'm gonna pop your little head off.
Why don't we
just talk about this?
There's nothing to talk about.
No one is killing a president today.
Number Five?
Do what you came here
to do, with pleasure.
Clack, clack!
Bang, bang, bang!
Okay, well you have my
sincerest gratitude.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some unfinished business
Be seeing you.
Luther, I can't breathe.
Space, you need to stop, man.
And why should I?
We're just a bunch of animals, remember?
And this one needs to be
put out of its misery.
Killing me
won't save the president.
Put him down, Space.
Shut up.
You're beat, Number Five.
The old you took out all the other gunman.
Space, I've
killed a lot of people.
I mean a lot, but this one is special.
He's an idea.
And what you can't take down with bullets,
you have to take down with words.
That's why I needed her.
Mr. President, I heard a rumor
that the back of your
head was about to explode.
Ahhhh!
Ahhh!
You can catch us all on
season two of Umbrella Academy,
only on Netflix.
