GLORIA: It's Christmas time, so roll a joint and inhale
At Christmas time, we’re doing lines
 and we’re throwing shade
SHIAZ: And in our world of fairies
we can spread our legs for joy
Shave your balls around the world at Christmas time 
BARBIE: Let’s braid our hair
and shave all the other ones!
If you can get hard?!
CHANTAL: I’m hard!!
Ewwww!
well then you're having fun 
CHANTAL: There's a world outside my a-hole
PANSY: And it's a world of drag and queers
where the only water flowing ...
... is the champagne and the beers
ABSINTHIA: And the Christmas bells that ring there  ...
FIXIE: ...are the clammy balls of dudes!
CHANDELIER: And tonight she'll be vogueing ...
... in the nuuude!
GLORIA: And there won't be snow at drag mamas ...
... this Christmas time!
KAEY: The greate st gift they'll get this year's a line
SHIAZ: Where the only beard that grows ...
... no shame for womens clothes
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?!
Cheers to you!
Raise a glass for everyone!
Cheers to them!
KAEY: Who don’t count calories for once!
Do They Know it's Christmas time at all?
FEED THE GURLS!
Let them know it's Christmas time at all
FEED THE  GURLS!
Let them know!
Let them know it's Christmas time at all
FEED THE GURLS!
