- Hey, Steve.
- [Steve] Hey.
- Hey.
Most of my adult life,
I've been told that my facial
expression shows everything.
And I didn't really
realize there was an issue
until I was at an
interview a few weeks ago
and the potential manager
was talking about pay.
We were going back and forth,
and my face must have
really showed an expression
and he was like, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
So, I need some advice from you.
Is there any way I can get a poker face,
because I don't want my stank
face to interfere with me,
you know, getting ahead in life?
(audience laugh)
- I can't help you.
- Oh my!
(audience laugh)
- Everything, everything I'm
ever thinking is on my face.
I don't give a damn, matter
of fact, I want you to see it.
Why are you talking?
I want you to see how I feel about you.
It saves me a lot of conversation.
I can't help you.
I don't have no poker
face, unless I'm gambling.
- Okay, okay.
- Other than that, in real
life you ever seen my face?
- I see you, I see your face.
- I practiced this.
(audience laughs)
when I was a little boy I
used to stand in the mirror
and my mama hated a boy.
Boy get out that mirror
looking at yourself.
What is you looking at?
I'm practicing.
(audience laughs)
I had no idea,
I was gonna make all this
money with this face.
(audience laughs and claps)
I had no idea.
(audience applause)
This how I look at you, when
a stupid person talking to me.
(audience laugh)
That's a stupid person.
Yell out any emotion,
give me another emotion
you want me to show.
- [Woman] Happy.
- Huh?
- (woman) Happy.
- Happy.
(laughs)
(audience claps)
- Give me another one.
- [Man From The crowd] Angry
- Angry
(audience laugh)
- (Woman) Disgusted.
- Surprised
(audience laugh)
(audience clapping)
- So there's nothing I can do just keep.
(audience laughing)
- It's a blessing and it's a curse.
- Yes
- It's a blessing because it can help you
it will alleviate a lot of problems.
- Yes
- But at the same time
it can get in your way.
So it's something you got
to learn how to handle it.
But guess what though,
when he was telling you how
much they wanted to pay you,
and you made that face he
went, wow wow, wow, wow,
- yes, yes,
- He came up with another number did he?
- He did.
Okay, Hello.
(audience clapping).
Don't worry about it.
You fine.
Thank you.
