'Hi friends, in our All-pass Tutorial...'
'...a VIP is here
to meet all of us'
Yes, I'm coming
I am here
That's alright
Warm greetings to all
Only a malnourished child
needs our support
We felicitate the winner
in a race with trophies
We forget to motivate
those who lag behind
Scores don't matter to a student
Only self-respect is important
So I'm here to felicitate the 3 students
who scored the least in our entire district
Santosh stands 3rd from last
in our district scoring 191/1200
Congratulations
This is for you
A mobile?
Bro, quest is missing in your life
Google Uncle is in here
- Uncle?
- Yes
Search what you need to study
- Make sure you improve
- Sure, sir
You can go
What do you feel
at this moment?
At this moment
I must thank my parents
They will set an alarm
for 10:00 a.m
- I won't get up
- '10:00 a.m?'
Mother will give me coffee
at 11:00a.m, I won't drink it
My father will use his favorite
cuss words at 12
I'll turn a deaf ear
I need to thank
1 more person specifically
My friend Kumar
If he hadn't shown his paper
for me to copy I won't be here!
Thanks, Kumar
Thanks for the big opportunity
You beat me hollow!
- Try to wake up little early
- I'll try, sir
Thanks, madam
The penultimate last position
in the district goes to Satish
Don't feel shy
Come forward
Your special prize is this
The reason you failed is...
...you wasted time following a girl
trying to find a girl's mobile number
This is her number
If you call her
she won't answer
If you pass your exam...
...she has agreed to ditch her boyfriend
and date you for a while
- Godsend!
- No...no...no
Don't fall at my feet
Show your gratitude in your score
Madam, my opinion-
You need not express any crap
First whisper
Then share your views
Next student in our district
I would even say in the state...
...who scored 99/1200
And won the 1st place
from the last is Leelavathy
That's alright
For the past 4 years, you have
set a record of failing continuously
The main reason
You eat whatever you see and wish
24x7 and at all odd hours
It has resulted in excess
flabs of fat in you
So the perfect prize for you
The more your feet pedal...
...your fat will fall in place
Then your stagnant brain
will be enlightened
Then who knows, you may
even be state topper!
I don't want the others to feel bad
You get consolation prizes
Please come to the stage
Here...this is for you
- 'Don't feel shy'
- Thanks, sir
Did everyone get a prize?
Place a peacock feather in your book
Memorize and pass in flying colors, okay?
We awarded a prize to the boy
who stood 1st in this district?
Check the page it has been reported
Only this news has been reported
'Youngster who thought out of the box!'
Why are you crumpling the newspaper?
I'll bring the reporter to you
I've brought him
Proceed
Your face looks worn out in this too!
I spent Rs 867675 and 45 paise,
gathered a crowd, set up a stage
I awarded prizes to top ranking students
to produce a few doctors and collectors
To make our country
a super power
Other than that, if you write about
my noble deed, people will praise me
I harbor no such demeaning thoughts
In the same newspaper you've carried
an article about a youngster prominently
I'm not the kind to
feel jealous, got it?
So many people are gifting pens, pencils,
erasers, notebooks for those who pass
But this boy thought
out of the box
That's why we added the photo
'I feel he will go places'
'He will remove his glasses now
Lamb for the slaughter is ready'
Why rattle predictions
all of a sudden?
Let go of me
Hey! Stop it!
You've thrashed a reporter
and compressed him!
Send him over
Look how merciless they are!
They are kiln workers, right?
Please come
Careful
Please sit
Bring juice for sir
Dumbass!
You're sitting on par
with him, get up, I say
Oh God!
What are you gawking at?
Focus on your work
[loud wail]
'Not bad, he has
learnt to make tea!'
Sir, you've become very famous
with your photo in the papers, sir
Don't lay it thick
Go make tea
'The paper had photos of
those who died of swine flu also'
So did they become famous?
- Humans get swine flu
- Okay
Why don't pigs catch swine flu?
Why look at me pointedly?
I can only ask a pig!
This is why I shouldn't
associate with you
When did we hang around with you?
'Good morning, sir'
Morning
'They are greeting him with respect'
'These 2 are sitting tight here?'
- Why aren't they respecting you?
- If they get up it's just respect
Only when they don't
it's a challenge for us
- Whatever you say sounds new
- Watch now
Ganesan
I'm Oothukaattaan
Your father was very fond of me
I read your article
It is more painful
for those who lose than the winner
The losers should be praised
You've said so and
taught me a lesson
I must do something for you
What are you doing now?
- Plucking...!
- What...?
Nail...here it is
You asked him, huh?
In this society who employs
or endorses social service?
He's quite jobless
Why don't you stop pulling out nails?
You can join my bro's company
as a driver or conductor
People claim if you work,
you'll start sweating!
Don't be silly
Nothing of that sort, sir
You gain respect being an employer
rather than being an employee
So you want to start
your own business
- Give me that car key
- Why...?
To give him the key
Will he ask us to wash his car?
Here, keep this car with you
- Are you suffering from piles?
- No, finance problem
It's okay
Start a Travel agency with this
From 1 car, expand it to 9
Give jobs to a few
Then the remaining cars will be idle
Note down his number
Your phone number
or address
You presented gifts to students
I'm giving you a gift
for you to succeed in life
If what you gave was right...
...there's nothing wrong
in taking this
'Accept it'
Okay, sir, since you follow my route...
...I'll drive the car in your route!
Sir, why are you taking the bus?
I'll drop you in your car
You said you'll drive in my route
Every vehicle in this route...
...belongs to me
Bro...?
Usually you do more harm
than good to this village
For the 1st time
you've done a good deed
I'm feeling very happy
Don't be over-joyed!
Buddy?
He gave me his car
For 4 days we will
drive happily around
5th day, the car will
run out of fuel
We'll ask my mother for money
Poor lady, how long
will she give us money?
Left with no choice he'll park
along with the other tourist cabs
Otherwise we'll make it happen!
The drivers there are jobless
How will he get any business?
So what he will do is...
...fall at the feet of friends
and family, beg and plead
He will drive his car for
weddings and ceremonies
He himself is a driver
For his level he will hook
a disheveled, sloppy girl
It will bloom into love, culminate
in marriage and a baby will be born too
To feed and educate that child
he will borrow all over the place
Finally one fine day, he'll sell the car
and will be c/o the sidewalk!
Do you think he would've given this car
for me to end up a pauper?
Dude, he gave you the car
for you to rise and shine in life
And you're suspecting him!
This is just a day's income for him
- Won't be with bad intentions, right?
- No way
Father is useless
How will the son study?
He will fail 12th grade
and be a couch potato
That day...on that particular day-
I want to go and
give him a gift
Then
Then...then...on that day
this entire village will...
...app-laud us
- App
- Laud!
