I was telling you right, my dad thinks he is tech savvy
I will give you a gist
If you go and ask him - "Uncle whats your email address?"
"dhandapani@gmail.com Password - LordMuruga"
Lord Muruga, please save my dad.
It is so easy to steal money from him
"Uncle do you have a debit card"
Yes. ICICI Debit Card. Pin 0512
Aunty's birthday!
The only thing emails are used for these days
is for preparation of resumes
We use one brilliant algorithm for preparing a resume
Do you know what that is?
Copy-Paste
Just like the whole class copies notes from a first-bencher
One person prepares a resume and everyone copies from him
First comes professional summary
That is the most unprofessional thing you will ever come across in your entire life
Around 10 years of experience
Around 15 years of experience
We Indians can never say 10 or 15
Always rounding it up to the nearest whole number
Then, they will confuse Physics with Computer Science
12 years of SOLID Experience
Bringing their experience like
Prabhas brought the Sivalinga in Bahubali
Then, organizational qualities
I have organized technical symposiums for 4 years
Truth is that he was sitting at home suspended
Then, leadership qualities
Class Leader, School Pupil Leader
Captain of Men's Cricket Team,
Women's Volleyball Team,
He is a guy, who is captaining the Women's Volleyball team
After you have finished your resume
Technical Recruiters will call you
"What is your skillset?"
You tell me what is the job requirement
I will change my resume according to that
It is called "UPDATED RESUME"
Indians have one hard disk full of "updated" resumes
Like a pamphlet - QA? Here. Dev? Here.
Production Support? Marketing? Sales?
For anything? They shuffle the resumes like poker cards
And throw a random one out.
Like a food packet thrown out in a flood relief camp.
Catch whatever you want.
The same person can be a Java Developer and a .NET Developer
He can apply anywhere from a Data Scientist to a NASA Scientist
So what is the moral of the story?
An Indian resume, can neither be created nor be destroyed.
But it can be transformed from one resume to another.
