disclaimers are for pussies do whatever you want man
ok so next act is different from other people
give it up for a potato
thanks
so i'll tell you a story
its about a pigeon and a peacock so listen very carefully(or read)
*people laugh at the idea of a potato talking about pigeons*
so once
(control yourselves story hasnt even started yet)
so once a pigeon was flying a kite with a peacock
peacock was holding the kite reel and pigeon was flying it
yes you heard it right
im a potato
talking to 70 humans
about a pigeon flying a kite with a peacock
pigeon was really excited to fly a kite
but he got overconfident
and kept releasing the string
flying the kite higher and higher
peacock was shouting at pigeon to not do that
if we go any higher kite will be in space
STOP IT PIGEON!
but pigeon didnt listen to his best friend
and sent the kite into space
then there was no  string left in the kite reel
then peacock said theres no string now
lets stop this madness now
but pigeon wasnt ready for the party to stop
so he started flying while flying the kite
and peacock couldnt do anything because he cant fly
its not like peacock doesnt have the ability to fly
he can fly he just choose not to(he's too lazy)
so i was doing this joke yesterday and i just said peacock cant fly and didnt explain why
so one guy came up to me(a potato) and said peacock can fly ive seen them
so thanks for extra jokes buddy
ok back to main story now
so the kite is in space
and pigeon is flying towards the sky
sending the kite further into space
and peacock is sleeping on burj khalifa's terrace
yes mofos they were flying the kite from burj khalifa's terrace
forgot to mention that unnecessary detail
so after flying for 2 days pigeon reached in space
but the kite is now on mars
NASA and Tesla(elon musk) are supposed to be smart people
they have some satellites in space already
satellites are just really big kites nothing else
so their satellites captured footage of a blue kite
and they thought it was water
then they used this very exclusive and super smart feature called zooming
and realized it wasnt water but a blue kite
then they thought maybe theres already humans on mars
yes theres no food and water
but they fly kites to survive
they haven't found water and food on mars
but they discovered kites
because if youre dying of starvation on an unknown planet
and before dying you get to fly a kite it feels better
and death is less painful
so thats what nasa and tesla people thought
all of this just because of a f..ing pigeon...
...flying a f..ing kite
meannwhile some tourists went to the burj khalifa terrace
and found a peacock sleeping with an empty kite reel
but they thought this is complimentary with their hotel package and ignored it
now pigeon was tired he wanted to rest
but theres no tree in space
im telling you space is very eco-enemy
it should have some plants and become eco friendly
but i get their point
if space government plant some trees in space
then all the pigeons will come to space
flying their kites
disturbing the aliens
so there was no place to rest in space for pigeon
not even a chair
so pigeon came back to earth..
..with the kite and satellites stop showing that kite
so pigeon once again showed how stupid nasa and tesla people are
so this was a made-up story
the standup one; not this, this ones true
always remember, a potato always tells the truth
thanks
give it up for the one and only potato
yes go ahead apologize for your incompetency as a comic and lack of contacts in the comedy scene
i cant possibly explain this
