- Yo yo yo it's a to the o
back again with some more gaming videos.
And I'm here with.
- Yo it's pear the most extreme
game player of all time.
- How about we just tone it down a
little bit pear?
- What I'm just really excited.
- Yeah you know what?
Me too, I'm really excited about
this game because finally game developers
are trying to make a game that tells
to story from a frog's point of view.
- Exactly, you guys don't understand
what it's like being us.
- Yeah we gotta go through life
without hands and we
got blenders and knives.
- What's this?
- Oh no, words, I hate words.
- Would you let me read it?
- No, get away, get away!
- Why did you skip that there could have
been important information?
- Shut up pear, you're ruining it!
It's time to play.
- Okay okay what are you doing?
- I'm trying to get out
of this loaf of bread.
- Press one.
- I'm just loafing around.
(laughter)
Okay I got it.
- Oh there you go you got it.
You got the controls.
- Yes, not loafing around anymore.
(laughter)
- You just said that joke
like three seconds ago.
- And it just keeps getting better.
- No.
- Or should I say, butter.
(laughter)
- No.
- Get it?
Bread, butter, get it?
- Yes I got it!
- It's a joke.
- I know it's a joke stop it.
- Now if I could just get out from under
this piece of bread.
- Okay there you go.
(yelling)
- Oh no I'm getting all dirty.
- Oh no.
- Oh no I'm getting all dirty.
Ah dirty birdy.
- Get out of there.
Stop flapping around so much.
- Ah I feel like I'm trying to
do the bread version of the macarena.
- You know this is a pretty good example
of how our everyday lives are.
- Exactly, we got no arms, no legs,
just sliding around.
- Yeah.
- It's really crumby.
- No.
(laughter)
- You never miss a chance to make a pun.
- No
- Do you?
- No, no, no, come on!
- Ah, no.
- Alright lets see if you
can do any better pear.
- Oh I will, I will.
- Hey pear, knife, knife.
- Oh no.
- Oh now what did you do.
- Oh I accidentally broke the jelly.
- Pear this is why we
can't have nice things.
- (laughter) i'm sorry.
- Now just, there you go,
just roll around in it.
Roll around just slather yourself.
(laughter)
Just take a bath in that jelly.
- (laughter)
- Just get a jelly belly.
- Well I am bread, it does make sense.
- What is happening?
- What?
- Is this real life?
- (laughter)
- Is this gonna be forever?
(laughter)
- Stay away from the jelly.
- I'm trying to get over here.
- Stay way from the jelly.
(yelling)
(laughter)
Oh no, not again.
- Hey pear you jelly?
You jealous of this jelly?
(laughter)
- No I'm not.
- Oh for crying out loud I can't
get off the table.
- Roll this way.
Roll this way.
- No I just wanna be toast.
Pear I just wanna be toast.
- I know.
- Who you gonna call?
- Oh no.
- Toast busters!
- Don't sing that.
- Oh no.
(laughter)
- You're just breaking everything.
- Who knew bread could break dance?
(laughter)
- Ooh ooh drop on that skateboard.
- Okay.
- Oh my god!
- No.
- Oh no grab it.
- Get on there.
- Oh dirty birdy.
Get up there.
- Oh no.
- Get up there dirty birdy.
Oh no come back skateboard.
I love you.
Don't run away from your feelings.
- (laughter)
- No this is the exact opposite of
what I want to be doing.
- Get on the top.
- Get on the top side, stop.
- Get on the top.
- I'm doing crusty crunches.
(laughter)
- Stop just move over there you go.
- I'm almost there.
- No you're gonna.
(groaning)
- Don't do it pear.
- I'm doing it.
- Don't do it.
- I'm gonna do it.
- Don't go near that jelly.
(yelling)
See every time.
(laughter)
- What do you have against jelly pear.
- I don't know.
I was just stuck in a real jam.
- No.
- Get it?
- No.
- A real jam.
- No, no more jokes from you pear.
- Jelly?
- No.
- Jam.
- No not doing it.
- Shut up.
Alright here we go I'm gonna drop.
Oh yeah.
- Yes, yes.
Good job pear.
- That's right, that's right.
- You're a real breadwinner.
(laughter)
- No.
- (laughter)
- Why do you get to make puns
and I don't get to make puns?
- Because I'm the one
that makes the puns pear.
Oh no you fell off.
No no get back on.
- I got it.
- Get on oh.
- Oh no hold on.
- I got it.
- Oh yeah look at you.
- Look at me.
- Look at you.
- Just look at me.
- Spider bread, spider bread
doing anything that a spider can.
- Yeah.
- Spider bread, spider bread.
- Sing it.
- Bread man!
Bread man!
- I am the king of the world.
Oh no.
- Oh no.
- Oh no.
- Get out of there pear.
- All is lost.
- Get out.
- All is lost.
- Jump bread.
Oh.
- Man.
- White bread can't jump.
(laughter)
Well I think that does
it for this episode.
This was a pretty accurate portrayal
of what it's like to be food.
- I 100 percent agree.
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have a gaming channel so go over.
Oh pear, pear why did you do this?
- I'm sorry.
- What did the jam do to you pear?
- It didn't do anything.
- Pear hates jam.
(hip music)
- Oh yeah.
Oh no look at that gun.
The gun resembles something.
It looks like two potatoes
and a broccoli stalk.
Okay that's, oh no no.
