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Determined to top most other big retailers
on Black Friday – Walmart is staying open
all day on Thanksgiving, and the Black Friday
deals begin at 6pm Thanksgiving Day.
Walmart says its customers told them they
would rather stay up late to shop than get
up early.
 ***Not only does Walmart cut prices, it
also has cuts the hours its employees get
off for Thanksgiving.
 (“Walmart… working hard to bring you
a Thanksgiving that means absolutely nothing!”)
In Texas a guy stopped by a pizza restaurant.
He hadn’t been there very long when he decided
to take a couple of bottles of wine from behind
the bar, without paying.
After a brief scuffle with restaurant employees
the guy fled.
Police had no trouble tracking him down.
Before he stole the wine he had struck up
a conversation with the bartender and given
him his business card.
According to Nielsen, you have 200 or so channels
on your cable system, but you only watch 20
of them.
***But you’re paying for all 200, so it
all works out. 
Stephen Hawking says that mankind will wipe
itself out in 1,000 years.
If that's the case, I'm going to eat that
ice cream in the freezer when I get home.
While in the drive-thru of a St. Louis Steak
‘n Shake a man accidentally shot himself
in the head.
The man survived and was taken to a hospital
in stable condition.
Investigators did not say how he accidentally
shot himself. 
***Doctors did comment, however, and said
between the bullet or the fast food, he made
the right choice for his health. 
North Korea reportedly hasn't told their people
yet that Donald Trump has been elected U.S.
President.
***Proving it’s true…
ignorance IS bliss!
United is offering a new basic economy fare.
However, you can’t bring carry-on bags,
you’re the last to board the plane ***and
in the event of a water landing you will serve
as everyone else’s flotation device.
Homeland Security is warning that the holiday
season could be a target for terrorist attacks.
Be observant of your surroundings.
 ***Starting with your aunt Melba’s marshmallow,
pretzel and lime J-Ello salad. 
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