welcome to the first match between the heavyweights of our country's history
in the left corner weighting 33 pounds splitted in 3 books each consisting of  33 cantos
in the right corner weighting 1000 men making a total of  176 thousand pounds 
Oh ohhh, come on! look who we got here
the big nose laureate who challenges me to be an MC
I made the italian unification, with my Thousand I kicked asses 
and who got in my way i slaughtered him and laughed at him
I am the hero of the two worlds, I am the boss of the nation
even with a wounded leg i can eat you for breakfast
by now, nobody can stand you and it is useless for you to whine
with your verses even dear Benigni is a pain in the butt
Virgilio your guide, and those two Paolo and Francesca
today they are just two X-factor kids and a search engine
with "amor c'ha nullo amato amar perdona" have you seduced them? 
Half of Italy thinks Jovanotti wrote it!
I have created the "Dolce Stil Novo", I am the Supreme Poet
and I get bored at humiliating this illiterate
They dedicate a coin to me, I have an olive oil with my own portrait too
If you try to disrap me you are the mouse and I am the cat
you will understand what style is before the song is over
my dear great rebel known for saying "I obey"
King Savoy treated you as one of his puppets
and now his great-grandson sings with Enzo Ghinazzi
but you are the hero of our great nation
I really want to glorify you as a pingeon's ass does
Oh great commander who lead battalions
I have just a vacant place in the Circle of dickheads!
And you spent thirteen years just to write a comedy?!
you are the only one who did greater harm than the Vanzinas
Don't you know that while you were writing happily
Before I screwed Anita I screwed Beatrice too!
It's not just a simple comedy, it is the Divine one
To fuck with me you should have unified Portugal and China
And don't you talk about my loved one, don't you dare!
She is my muse and so "gentle and virtuous she appear"
She may look so gentle and virtuous
but while you were writing we had a party
in my house in Caprera, I made her have a nice tour
she was so enthusiastic! try to ask Cavour
You cannot figure out how she got wild
She was bitching about you haven't even touched her in so many years
that you are just a blabber and you only think about poetry
it was such a pity and I did her on the couch
we even made a clip, here the popcorns
it is called "Beppe fucks Bea", search it on youporn
I don't bring up your woman because she is an heroine
good, sweet and generous especially with her vagina 
and I didn't write everything about "this way of life"
not "midway" but on the side of it I met Anita
she was showing her thighs and a plunging neckline
she was wagging her bag under a big nice street lamp
she was saying you are a short dick man and you can't arrive to the second round 
on the contrary you know what they say about who has a big nose...
