Such beauty
Such elegance
Gorgeous
Magnificent
One day it will be mine
Yes, one day it will all be mine
and that day is soon.
Hey, I hope you had a good lunch.
Don't forget to vote for me at tonight's beauty pageant.
Don't forget to vote for Tiffany at the beauty pageant.
But I'm not going!
If you're not gonna go, you're
not even human
and you know what that means
it means you suck.
Get the hell away from here, asshole!
Thanks girls.
What the hell is she doing now?
I think there's some sort of student beauty pageant tonight.
Beauty pageants suck.
Actually, Carl, I was thinking about entering.
What, you?
You're not the type.
Yeah, beauty pageants are for shallow, brainless, self-absorbed--
Hoes?
I was going to say "idiots."
Which is exactly why I want to enter.
I want to see how well I can do if I market my smarts instead of my--
Boobs?
I was going to say "face."
Hey, hon, are you here to wish me good luck?
Uh, not really, uh, Tiffany.
Then what the hell are you doing here?
I'm actually, uh, competing.
(laughing)
What, you?
God, I wouldn't have spent all that money on makeup and jewelry if I knew YOU'd be my competition.
Why do you do that?
Do what?
Act like you're the best thing since sliced bread.
You are SO full of yourself.
Honey, I act that way because I AM the best.
It's not an opinion, it's a fact.
(scream)
It's Patty!
She was on her way to the restrooms.
I don't know...
(Abby)
Eww, what's wrong with her?
Looks like she could use moisturizer.
She's dead!
Oh...okay.
I think we should tell the director and cancel the pageant.
At least until we figure out what's
going on.
Um, no, I don't think so.
I went to a lot of trouble today for this.
Maybe we should reschedule it?
Are you CRAZY?
Tiffany has such a busy schedule.
There is no way she can fit it into her social and academic calendar for another month.
Exactly.
Thank you Lisa.
I want to win NOW.
Who says YOU're going to win?
(Announcer)
Ladies and gentlemen
the 17th Annual Edgewood University Beauty Pageant is about to begin.
The authorities can deal with the body later.
We have over 17 contestants tonight
but only ONE will be crowned this year's Miss Manatee.
Let's hear it for our first contestant, Sandra Thompson!
(cheering, applause)
Hey, loser
where's your dress and makeup?
You should be all ready by now.
The show's started already.
I AM ready.
Don't you wear that same thing every day?
How dumb.
What makes you think people will vote for YOU?
I'm going to make them focus more on my words than on my looks.
(chuckle) Loser!
Patty, is that you?
There you are!
What are you doing wearing that?
Your face is so beautiful.
You're not Patty!
It will soon be mine.
No!
Get away!
What are you doing? What are you--
(scream)
Thank You Cindy!
Let's give her a hand, everyone.
(cheering, applause)
Now, let's take a brief intermission
then we'll hear from Liz Garza!
This is the most boring thing I've ever seen.
They're all so hot!
I don't know who to vote for.
We're here to vote for Liz, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, let's check up on her.
(Liz)
Thank goodness you're here.
(Roger)
Gross!
You know, we can leave now if you want.
We need to shut down the pageant first.
So afraid you'll embarrass yourself?
Oh, wait.
Too late.
You've already done it
and you constantly do it every time I look at you.
Tiffany, two people have died.
That's sad, but
so what?
What if YOU're the next victim?
I won't be.
I can't.
I'm too beautiful.
(Announcer)
The pageant will resume shortly.
(Announcer)
Will Liz Garza please step up to the podium.
(Announcer)
Liz Garza
We'll stay here and look out for weirdness
You go on ahead.
Thanks Roger.
Go on, embarrass yourself even more.
You constantly surprise me, Liz.
Your life must be a bottomless pit of embarrassment.
Yeah, well, at least my life is not a
bottomless pit of being a b-hole, like you!
Of all the nerve!
I can't believe I used to like you.
Who the hell's that?!
(grunt)
(grunt)
Oh my God!
Um, guys?
I can't wait to absorb your facial features.
Absorba-what? You're really freaking me out, lady.
So close
I am close to achieving the perfect face!
Get away from me!
(grunt)
(gasp)
Who did that?
Who dares cut off Madame Zero's hand?!
I dare.
(Announcer)
Will Tiffany Sumner please approach the stage.
Hey, that's me.
No! Wait!
You're not through talking to me yet.
What's to talk about?
The fact that I'm gonna kick your ass
You're not as beautiful as the others.
Absorbing you would be detrimental.
Is that the best you got?
(gasp)
Too bad.
(Announcer)
And the winner is...
(Announcer)
Tiffany Sumner!
Oh my God!
Yay!
We love you Tiffany!
- We love you Tiffany!
I should've known my idea wouldn't work.
What happened?
She knocked us out.
Is that the murderer?
If you were unconscious, how did she die?
