yeah that's bad earlier today I took my
grandmom's phone and I changed my name
in her phone to say danger I also
deleted all the save text from my number
and I also put together a
self-destructlon countdown on my
computer that I'm gonna end up sending
to her phone grandmom just went to the
bathroom let's get this started your
life is in danger what are you saying
danger what says your life is in danger
my god is your phone okay don't explode
me go check oh it's right the RA I can't
I really can't there's no self-destruct
- that was me I changed my number in
your phone what up everybody how you
guys doing today I am so excited right
now as you guys can see I'm rockin dead
limited edition merchandise that
literally just dropped right now go over
to the website let's do ten commerce
like a bio as always grab yours now
because I'm telling you they're gonna
sell out fast and they're only available
from today until Cyber Monday part of
our limited line includes the 2:10
bomber jacket that I have on as you guys
can see it is blue camo and the material
on this is so soft it's made of like a
silky material and it's also made in the
United States not only do we have this
but we also have a limited edition 210
beanie as well and next on the line of
limited-edition things we got a poster
by me and the family that is signed by
everyone this is super limited edition
there's only 500 of these available
every signature on every single poster
is Hannah and there's no BS I feel like
some people they'll sign like a couple
posters and I make like duplicates you
can match these up to any poster that we
sell literally every signal signature is
gonna be somewhat different and unique
in their own way and last but not least
we have a hoodie dropping as well this
is not a limited product this is a core
product so it'll be on the store forever
I love this my favorite color is blue
alright that's enough of promotion let's
jump right into the vlog you wagging
your tail at me you run it from me he
doesn't want me to get his bone hi mom
what's up
oh nothing I don't even cook for
Thanksgiving yet oh my gosh couple days
I know well I've been wrapped up with
wedding stuff and helping your sister
with our house oh that's right you guys
haven't seen it yeah I should take a
drive over there today so my sister and
Dave actually have a new home finally
out of my parents house not annoying you
anymore right well I'm sure you're happy
about that yeah my mom made these nice
little merchandise baskets for a charity
event yes I can see we got the signed
poster and err we got some of the new
merch very nicely set up
I love you anymore
they don't tell me you love you when you
want to get all Walgreens do I have to
go oh it's ready I'm ready right now no
you're coming I didn't get a chance to
scare you again coming out of the
bathroom like I did the other day if you
guys haven't seen it yet I posted a
tick-tock as I said before I create
videos every single day on that app I
really love that app it reminds me of
vine there's probably a ton of content
that I've posted that you haven't even
seen if you're not following me on there
my mom just packed up this whole bag of
food from her freezer she's gonna bring
this over to my sister's house so they
have food to eat they literally just
moved in they like absolutely nothing
almost no furniture at all oh really
that's exciting grandma's gonna come for
the ride check it out as well have you
been there yet or no yeah no me neither
so this'll be our first time honey yes
Odie's a bracket potato you get
sidetracked so easily the to Tenten yeah
what did you kiss this I think just not
even my neck actually mother's lipstick
not mine check her lips
she's got three on one Brie online why'd
you kiss the napkin
she's just get rid of everything you
know and I bought a whole bunch of extra
stuff okay
for her member when you moved in your
house how I stock it all up give the
kids some chicken girl oh I'm not making
food for Thanksgiving we're ordering
Chinese food I'm gonna eat veggies then
when that vegetarian diet I know I would
eat turkey five times a day every day no
I'm vegetarian right now for now I don't
know how long I'm gonna do this listen
I've been vegetarian for six days now
and honestly I feel amazing like my
energy levels are through the roof when
I work out I feel like I had better
workouts overall and I honestly like
when I eat meat sometimes like I look at
it kind of grosses me out if I think
about it I'm doing pretty well so far
there we go load her up
yes you gonna move in with her no out of
all people she'd be the last person to
move in with
leave me alone what did you eat I didn't
eat nothing oh no grandma you stinky Oh
stinky garlic I didn't have no garlic
mean I need a touch garlic I ate a piece
of that sausage cheap little pieces of
it maybe it's traumatic possibly and
you're such a ballbreaker dude stop it
he's the bother me to do straight days
that's cuz I haven't been around are you
daddy right I might at me and Bruce
Riley hey I'm gonna stop you and Daddy
Oh where's your daddy grandma well
nobody knows what we're talking about uh
yeah we'll have to talk about ten
another time we just saw a squirrel but
I will tell you this I'm not gonna risk
my life I was afraid well anyway there
was a squirrel going buying grounds like
oh look at the little squirrel my mom's
Rosa there she's like well that's what
happens when you leave the house you see
wildlife I see enough wildlife in the
house too
oh really look at her shining with jobs
I don't need to get said yeah I'm
getting cold here we are we just pull it
up
she left the lights on hey there it is
it's a town house so all these are
connected there you got a dirtbike here
I don't know is that Dave's hello oh
look it's carpet that's nice got a
little backyard area just front door oh
there's an echo you like it
alright grandma we have a secret to tell
you
the reason we brought you here is
because this is a surprise this is your
place is your place you don't want to
live here
damn bro you got to pay off that what
got paid back I take every future
well I place it down so I can check with
my son hey my legs wait there's another
well there's a lot of bedrooms bathroom
up closet with wash and dryer another
bedroom another bedroom nice so you guys
see how they have a deck over there
right there's no one currently here but
my dad's gonna build one for them mom hi
well that wraps up the tour of the
apartment this is the base what we
walked in here jump through the windows
right there
that was another door we walked in
through this way know as loud this is my
job to scare you you're rich at heart
people yes I love you grandma I may
scare the hell out of grandmom all the
time but I love her and I miss you when
you go on yes we're headed to a
Walgreens now yeah I got it
oh you guys know how I was wearing
Invisalign again look at my teeth like
all straight they are mmm nice for me to
knock yeah yeah I'm happy again with my
smile I just wear my retainer every
night now because before I had a permit
a retainer that's like this metal bar
that goes on the back of your teeth and
it kept breaking some dumb with dad not
gonna stay up here I'm trying you know
it's not working well I don't think it's
going to work
it's all trying to prop up my camera
what 52 cards what is that a deck of
cards just got 52 and it you don't play
with it what does it have to do with
anything your head jerk oh I'll pick you
up in an hour what I gotta go do stuff
grandma needs sugarless candy
what's candy without sugar
that's like saying let's get brownies
without the chocolate it makes no sense
I love brownies these past couple of
days I've been really congested and have
a coffee so I'm gonna try and get some
music see if this works
yeah this festering okay am i right yeah
three for $3 and what's this - for four
that doesn't make any sense
oh it's with the card grandmom so
without the card it's 2 for 4 brownie
brittle that sounds insane gonna cheat
on a diet a little bit he's still on
about this look I was talking about
brownies and look what I found yeah all
these are sugar-free you want you want
the three pack these are $6.99 get one
of the normal ones
what kind do you want you want
sugar-free chocolate no I can't have
Chuck because I Kenny's does that's
chocolate it's right here grandma look
that's like the three pack so there's
all different kinds in there we're not
going through this again grandma you're
not she literally gets mad that I don't
let her pay for myself hey there we go I
want successful shopping trip it's
almost 4:00 p.m. you got to go to bed
you got 15 minutes before bedtime you
livin it up you livin it up yeah
watching her shows and then Gee Gee Gee
Oh
what's up who's that who's that
pick someone to cool
oh you want belly rub you always do this
boy
I'm literally petting you and you're
still asking for more
he said don't break my window didn't
even know what you're talking about what
is trying to throw was it mango I threw
a mag on my window check it out so I
thought in this really cool way that you
can eat a mango so first you got to grab
a knife put your knife down there get
the mango and yeah that's bad
luckily there's another layer of glass
behind this but like that's all broken
Mike just got here what do you notice
look at the window yeah I need a shot
back so we're trying to find the vacuum
right now and like ask the guy would you
say I'm like where's the window the
window I don't like no Mike we need to
vacuum aisle 10 all right cool thanks
bro
I'm gonna get like a smaller one what is
a bucket head that's simple yeah you
have the balance of a I don't know all
right ready I'm gonna do a countdown one
two doing guys failure all right how
much do you cost bro wait I got an idea
I'm kidding Wow I just get home I open
up the box and now I realized why since
Buckethead because there's only there ed
there's no bucket
yeah that was a very dumb of me like
there's some great context your office
we're having a meeting
Oh things are gonna be serious getting
serious you notice your tears shorter
once they're the same Mama's office
there's a meeting okay yeah let's do it
cut know where you get your good looks
wrong maybe your son Gables in it we're
going out to dinner right now in the
back song comes your Ivan get out of
here oh look at the lovebirds sitting
next to each other you guys never do
that you don't wanna play bump elbows we
just got back from dinner everyone
slumped so the other day I went to a 76
was game with my cousins if you guys saw
the previous vlog you would remember the
conversation at me and grandmom had
about her adding phone numbers to her
phone she said she figured it out right
now she's asking me why she can't call
her friends she saved her phone number
as the username no not yours is your
friends yeah you gotta actually save it
as the phone number what the fuck did I
save it as you saved her phone number as
her name call her so we're at the 76ers
game right now we're at a tailgate I'm a
little drunk but there are hella people
here right now we will cousin Jimmy
quarter to
go get some for free with your gay
cousin John got glasses oh shit still
got the plastic guard what's he gonna
get
she's got sunglasses I'm headed over to
the game now as you're anything outside
I don't I'm in the middle of the P right
VOC and then shut the lights off in the
bathroom
the lights go blank row and I'm just
sitting there still peeing everywhere
I'm just squirting everywhere bro right
they turn the light back on the piss was
all over my face no place this kid's got
he's going up to random people and
telling him he's gonna wet
I can't even say I'll get demonetised
listen something's wet on this kid
alright that's all you gotta know damn I
do wear sunglasses and no y'all let me
see the kid he's got the number two in
him stand up here let's check out the
view there we go
when you come to that basketball game
just to watch it on the TV alrighty guys
that is gonna do it for today's video I
hope you guys enjoyed it if you did make
sure to smash that thumbs up button do
not forget to get that limited merch
that just dropped as well once again
those posters yes they are gonna sell
out super fast so unless you get it
today you might not be able to get it we
sold 250 posters the last time and it
was just a me and that's sold out the
first day so just keep that in mind but
other than that I will see you guys next
time
pues
