you came out
   of the closet.
Well, I was out of the closet
   the whole time.
Okay.
But -- But when you have
what I will call
   non-traditional
gay male body shapes...
   Uh-huh.
   I know nothing of that topic,
   Dave Holmes!
...then you might notice
   the gay media will
just ignore you entirely.
  So I would bring
male dates to things,
but if you're heavy,
 it doesn't matter.
So, anybody who's, like,
having issues about, like,
"Oh, I don't want people to find
out I'm gay," gain 15 pounds.
 No one will know.
  [ Buzzer ]
   Oh, I'm sorry. It's time.
Oh!
