somebody said that apparently the videos
on his channel are just as bad so that's
what i'm going to be checking out first.
okay let's just pick a random video like
i don't know fucking that one.
well today's gonna be a great day in the good
old minigame of gold rush!!  oh my god that
intro
it just sounds like he snorted a half
half-mile line of cocaine just....*SNIFF*
oh god it's such a great fucking day and
oh i'm so wired right now! that's because
these hills are just filled with
diamonds and gold they're also filled
with a brand new
item called vulcanite...Oooooo
well it's very clear who his primary
audience is um
infants. oh my god it's it it's a formula
i can see it now with
the first ad video well actually with
both ad videos for
lala it's he gets to get in with the
well it's great and all of that and then
he
comes in with the now let's explain
exactly what's going on because you
don't know what gold rush is let me tell
you we went ahead and crash landed on
this planet and set up our own dome
see there's two teams on each side and
the goal is to try and mine up as much
as possible
like it just keeps going it just
continues on for like two fucking
minutes it's just going through and
going through and going through
there's a classic rule um in literally
anything which is show don't tell
just play the game like are you just
assuming that your audience is brain
dead they can figure it out
they have brains they can adapt to
what's happening in front of them they
can learn
by seeing what's going on instead of
just you
telling it to them i can guarantee you
eighty-five percent of the people
watching
just fucking tuned it out because
they're like this i i don't know what's
going on it's happening so fast there's
so much bizarre shit going on and
zooms and effects and everything like
that i can't focus on what's going on
let me just skip to when it actually
happens and i can figure it out
like what i don't want to dwell on this
for too long so i'll move past it
because i do actually have some other
ads that i want to show you from
afk arena and this guy isn't in it he's
only in one of them and i wasn't even
able to find it which sucks
but i just wanted to bring this up
because it made me mad and i just i
it was infuriating as someone who used
to
love these videos like team crafted and
all of that shit yeah i fucking remember
i remember i was 12 years old too
i was big fans of these guys when i was
like 12 and 13.
but i grew up i moved past it he didn't
he stayed the same
he's still the exact same okay i've got
some other ones let's go to those okay
so like i said i wasn't able to find the
actual video for
afk arena with jerome in it but it
basically went something like this
oh my god afk arena added assassin
creeds
that's insane let's check it out and
then he does like
some like he's not even playing the game
it just shows footage in the background
and he's like wow this game's incredible
you guys should download it please
please download it so we'll continue to
give me money
i want money do you have the time
to listen to me wine jerome isn't
actually in this one but i
i thought it was entertaining enough so
i wanted to include it i'm doing an afk
arena 10 card challenge whoever flips
most legendaries
wins i'll start
two well yeah yep the audio's just that
bad
hey does the main guy with the glasses
look like anyone to you
does he look does he does he do you
notice anything does he
seem does he strike a a familiar
resemblance
to anyone that you might know
too bad well era is not a legendary
legendary so better next time buddy but
her hail of arrows can do some
impressive damage
all right your turn you know that the
guys over at afk arena were like yeah
we're gonna make this video like it
seems like it's like part of a series
you know
like like it's a youtube video like it's
a real youtube video okay
now what idea that we have oh yeah you
over there in the back
okay guys i've got an idea what if we
made it the most
boring fucking video ever what if they
turn
cards
whoa that's a great fucking idea don't
worry it gets worse though because they
they did another version of this because
this one was just such a big smash
success i mean obviously look at it it
was bound to be a success
good morning everyone you all ready for
the afk arena 30 car draw event
man he just looks just looks so familiar
he just man i just feel like no
no no he's not you he does not look like
you get the
fuck out of here well actually you know
he kind of does look like you
and who do you look like you look like
this
oh yeah you bet alright everyone enter
your redeem codes
all right johnny you want to start oh my
god i'm at the edge of my seat i'm at
the end i can't believe what what's
going to happen what's johnny gonna get
johnny do you want to start does he want
to start i don't know what what's going
to happen
i can't believe it
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
man damn it johnny come on it's fine
keep your chin up king
okay a couple things number one do i
really think that jerome is a sellout
yes but not to the extreme level that
some people might think
that it is i think he's a sellout by
definition because he is
uh i don't think that he's scum or an
awful person
or evil he's just trying to make a
little extra cash
i mean can't fault a guy for wanting to
make a little bit of money um but as i
said
trying to reply to comments in the last
video uh which was mainly just so that
way people didn't get the wrong idea
he's still doing just fine so yes i am
going to call him a sellout like
obviously if someone was like hey we'll
give you 10 000
if you make some shitty fucking ad of a
shitty fucking terrible ass game that is
bad
and is riddled with micro transactions
and false advertising and the
up the wazoo of just everything that
makes mobile gaming
just a fiery inferno of sludge
i don't know what i do i i don't know to
follow up on that point
a video that i watched some ordinary
gamers rage shadow legends offered me
money to do a promotion or something
along the lines and he basically said no
for those exact same reasons so yeah
there you go so no
not everyone is doing it it's just
people that want to make a quick buck
that's my opinion on it uh you can be
mad you can hate it also
uh just because he's a larger channel
than me that doesn't fucking mean
anything
if there was a larger channel than me
that was a pedophile
i'm allowed to shit on that channel
because they made
an awful decision i'm not calling jerome
an awful person
i never said that i was a fan of his as
a kid
i still hold a little bit of nostalgic
memories and warm feelings which is why
it hurts me
oh so much but i had to make these
videos that being said the ads are still
annoying
he is still a sellout so yes i'm going
to make the video
