Hey, what's up! This is Tony Hawk and I want you to consider this my application for the job of CEO of Zappos
Cause I heard tony is stepping down and I am very qualified for the job
I wear shoes all the time. In fact, I abuse them quite often
And I have experience being a CEO
So I have my own company but I have a lot of time lately, clearly sitting here
Forty-something riding my skateboard so you know, any job! I'm ready
Alright. Also, I can do this
[Skate boarding]
So hire me
I'm in it
Hello. I'm Richard Branson and I would love this job
I mean it’s been something I...you know, have been yearning for for most of my life
Um...Well, not most of my life cause Tony's a lot younger than me but a lot of my life
Um...What I think I could do is I could actually bring spaceships to Las Vegas
So we could actually send off the spaceships from the middle of Las Vegas which I think would be a  Las Vegas thing to do
And I think it would bring even more people into the company's arenas
So um...Anyway, I put my hat in the ring and I hope to take Tony down. Cheers
Hey, guys. It's Jewel. I hear you guys are looking for replacement for Tony, which I mean, to be honest, it's probably about time
A little stale. The guy just doesn't come up with any new stuff
You know, and I only need five minutes so I think it's time for me to step in
Highly creative, obviously. I also have a child, a five-year-old and he needs to learn about business
And I think that Kase could be the joint chief of staff
If that's a real job or title
Anyway...So the other things I'm trying to think of, like the skill set is that I bring...
I'm sure everybody talks about them wearing shoes. I'm not even going to go there
I can yodel and I feel like that would make people happy, if I yodel
So I could be like... [yodeling] Be happy
Hey. I'm David Arquette. I just want um...to throw my name into the hat for being the next CEO of Zappos
For one, um...I know happiness. I know fun. I love shoes. I mean, look
Well, usually, love shoes. I was the first to call Tony Hsieh about the damn Daniel thing
I did. I was like...Damn! Tony. You gotta check this video out and you should be selling a lot of Vans
Didn't really listen to me then. Missed an opportunity in my opinion
Um...But I'd just like to say...Oh, wait. I just found out how much the CEO gets paid.
So actually take my name out of the hat but thanks, and good luck with finding someone
