FORMER STUDENT, GOOD MORNING.
PETER: GOOD MORNING DICK.
WOLFSIE: I'M NOT TALKING TO
YOU, I'M TALKING TO HIM.
PETER: (HIGH VOICE) GOOD
MORNING DICK. WOLFSIE: THERE
YOU GO, OK. HEY, THIS IS YOUR
GROUP. PETER: THIS IS
BREAKFAST ANYTIME IMPROV.
WOLFSIE: AND TELL US WHAT YOU
DO HERE IN TOWN, AND PROBABLY
WILL CONTINUE TO DO FOR MANY
YEARS. PETER: ABSOLUTELY.
WE'LL BE BACK IN 2020. I DO
IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY, THEY
PERFORM ALL OVER TOWN IN
CONVENTIONS. I HAVE ANOTHER
GROUP, THE ACTING GANG, AND WE
JUST DID A BENEFIT SHOW WITH
THESE GUYS FOR FRANKLIN
CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL THAT YOU
WERE AT. WOLFSIE: I WAS.
PETER: WE RAISED $1500 FOR THE
THEATER DEPARTMENT. WOLFSIE:
VERY GOOD. PETER: GO FLASHES.
WOLFSIE: OK, SO NOW WE'RE
GOING TO DO A FINAL IMPROV
HERE, AND TELL US WHAT THIS
EXERCISE IS. PETER: OH, WE'LL
LOOK AT THE CAMERA OVER HERE,
RIGHT OVER HERE. MY MOTHER
WOULD BE VERY HAPPY WITH THIS.
WOLFSIE: THANK YOU FOR
POINTING THAT OUT. PETER: YOU
TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
WOLFSIE: I KNOW, BUT I'VE ONLY
BEEN DOING THIS 40 YEARS.
PETER: A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T
KNOW THAT ELVES REINVENTED THE
CLASSIC MOVIES. WOLFSIE: IS
THAT RIGHT? PETER: THEY WERE
THE ORIGINAL OF ALL THESE
MOVIES, SO YOU'RE GOING TO SEE
RIGHT NOW, ELVES REINVENT THE
CLASSICS. WOLFSIE: WITH THEIR
ELF VOICE? PETER: OF COURSE
WITH THEIR ELF VOICE. THEY
DON'T HAVE REAL VOICES, EXCEPT
FOR THIS GUY EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE. WOLFSIE: WHO SHALL I
START WITH? OK, THIS IS WREN.
OK WREN, GO AHEAD, LET'S HEAR
THE VOICE. WREN: I'M READY FOR
MY CLOSEUP, MR. DEMILLE. DON:
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!
(LAUGHTER) LIBBY: I WANT TO GO
WHERE THE PRESENTS ARE.
(LAUGHTER) JOSH: NOT THE
GUMDROP BUTTONS! ROBERT:
FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE
A HAM. LIBBY: I SEE DEAD
ELVES. WREN: PUT YOUR LIPS
TOGETHER AND BLOW. JONESY:
WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN
THE BOX? ROBERT: I'M GOING TO
MAKE HIM A PRESENT HE CAN'T
REFUSE. WREN: IT RUBS THE
LOTION OR IT GETS THE CANDY
CANE HOSE AGAIN. (LAUGHTER)
JONESY: SOYLENT GREEN IS
GUMDROPS! WOLFSIE: ALL RIGHT,
ROUND OF APPLAUSE, ROUND OF
APPLAUSE OVER HERE. PETER
SPELLOS. PETER: DICK WOLFSIE.
WOLFSIE: I HOPE YOU COME HERE
AND TEACH FOR MANY MANY YEARS.
PETER: I PROMISE. MERRY
CHRISTMAS. WOLFSIE: TERRIFIC.
PETER: MY COMEDY MENTOR, DON'T
FORGET IT. WOLFSIE: BACK TO
