Doog: So you're a vegetarian...
Weird Al: I am.
Doog: Tell me a little bit about that.
Weird Al: Well I used to, uh... eat a lot
of hamburgers until I found out...
I read a book and I found out that they were
made out of dead animals... and it GROSSED
me out.
Doog: What did you think they were made out
of before?
Weird Al: I don't know... happy fun things!
Just like... you know...
Ronald McDonald doesn't tell you about...
the factory farms.
You don't know about this stuff...
Doog: I suppose if they... in the McDonalds
commercials if they had Ronald McDonald right
next to a huge dead cow, that wouldn't sell
very many Happy Meals.
Weird Al: Probably not, but it would be good
truth in advertising.
Doog: Sure, yeah...
Ya know, some people would write in a be like
"We respect your honesty when it comes to
hamburgers."
Weird Al: Keepin' it real with Ronald McDonald...
(Doog laughs)
