THIS WEEK, WE HAVE BEEN
WATCHING AN EPIC, AND A MEAN
EPIC, RAP BATTLE UNFOLD BETWEEN
TWO TEACHERS.
HERE A SAMPLE.
LIVE ON THE SCENE, HERE IN
QUARANTINE, WHAT'S THERE TO
SAY, WASH MY HANDS ALL DAY.
I'VE BEEN VERY WISE WITH MY
HAND SAN ATIES.
NO FIT BUMP.
WASH THEM THINGS.
YEP, YEP.
WASH YOUR HANDS, WASH YOUR
HANDS.
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S RIGHT.
WASH YOUR HANDS, YOU KNOW THAT
IT'S TIGHT.
EPIC.
WASH YOUR HANDS, YOU KNOW
THAT IT'S RIGHT.
OKAY.
THEY'VE BEEN GOING BACK AND
FORTH.
WE FIGURED WE HAVE GOT TO SET
UNTIL SOMEHOW.
WE PUT THEM ON TWO DIFFERENT
iPHONES.
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO MUCH TO
HANDLE ON ONE.
I KNOW.
THERE WE GO.
THERE IT IS.
WE HAVE CHICAGO KELLY.
THIS IS.
SHEEPLE PEOPLE.
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO
DO THIS.
WOULD WANT TO GO FIRST IN THE
EPIC RAP BATTLE.
I GOT TO GO FIRST.
HE GOT TO GO FIRST AT THE
RALLY.
I'M UP FIRST THIS TIME.
HIT IT, SHEEPLE.
I SEE YOU SMELLY KELLY.
YOU ON TV, TRYING TO BE LIKE
ME.
THIS IS NOT YOUR STYLE, HEAD
BACK TO YOUR GARBAGE PILE.
HIT IT, CHICAGO KELLY.
SHEEPLE, YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND
I WILL NOT DESPAIR BUT
CHALLENGE ME TO RAP, AND I SAY
HOW DARE YOU.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS GAME SINCE I
WAS STEN SO YOUR CLOCK IS GOING
TO GET RUNG LIKE BIG BEN.
TRYING TO MECHANIC THOSE
BEATS BUT YOU EAT DOG TREATS.
YOU WANT TO MAKE A ROAR BUT
WASHING YOUR HANDS IS ALREADY A
DAILY CHORE.
NOW, WE'RE OUT HERE IN CALI.
HOW ABOUT WE REWIND BACK TO THE
SCHOOL RALLY.
OOH.
OKAY.
AND I LOVE THAT RALLY.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
I GOT ANOTHER LINE FOR YOU
SHOUT OUT CREST STREET, THE
CITY I GREW UP FROM THE CITY OF
CHI ALL THE WAY TO ROSEVILLE.
EVERY RAP YOU TRY IS ALWAYS
STRAIGHT KILL.
YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE WAS TO
GIVE A DOG A BONE.
IT WAS MADE OF MILK, ONE BITE
AND IT WAS GONE.
FRIDAY IN THE SIXTH GRADE,
YOU PUT ON A GOOD SHOW BUT
LITTLE DID WE KNOW.
LIKE A HOARE CRUX, YOU BRAG
WITH BOBCAT BUCKS.
BEING BOOED OFFER OF THE
STATEMENT PUT ME IN A RAGE.
WAS THAT A HARRY POTTER
REFERENCE IN THAT RAP?
OH, YOU KNOW IT.
YOU JUST GOT POINTS FROM
CODY.
ONE LAST THERE.
SHOUTING OUT, BIG SHOUTOUT
TO MY SIXTY GRADE CLASSES, MANY
IN THERE AND HERE COMES THAT
NEXT LINE FOR YOU.
SO YOUR CHANCE IN THIS BATTLE,
IT IS DISAPPEARING FAST.
ITS A OKAY THOUGH.
IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK.
LIKE LOOKING FOR FOR.
IT P AND TRYING TO FIND A MASK.
THIS RAP HAS BEEN AGED SO LET'S
OPEN THE CASK.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHO WON.
WHO DO YOU THINK WON?
DON'T PUT THAT ON ME.
HUH-UH.
DON'T PUT THAT ON ME.
COME ON.
ONE MORE FOR KELLY.
COMES PAGE AFTER PAGE, LINE
AFTER LINE, JUST LIKE IN THE
TRANG REASON TIMES.
A REPORT, YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO
COURT.
DON'T TRY TO CON MY MOMENT BOY
SHAWN.
NO MORE GOING BEHIND MY BACK.
SO I'M PUTTING OUT SNOOZE, THE
TIME FOR YOU TO LOSE.
THIS IS SHEEPLE PEOPLE'S TOWN,
NOW HAND OVER MY RAP CROWN.
WE GOT TO GIVE IT TO SHEEPLE
PEOPLE.
I GOT A REBUTTAL.
YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A SHOW WE
HAVE TO DO, CHICAGO KELLY THAT
IS NOT INVOLVING BOTH OF YOU.
I'M TRYING TO GET CUT OFF
BUT IF YOU THOUGH CHICAGO
KELLY, YOU KNOW HE DON'T PLAY.
EVERY DAY I'M JUST GOING TO SAY
WHAT I SAY.
SO BYE SHEEPLE PEOPLE AND
SACRAMENTO, GOOD DAY.
GOOD DAY!
THAT IS A HARD ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME
TEACHERS INFORM I HAD GONE TO
CHILL TON AND HAD YOU GUYS
BEING I WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT A
MUCH BETTER PERSON.
WE LOVE CHILL TON MIDDLE
SCHOOL.
