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♪ It's boring ♪
♪ I'm Colleen ♪
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that tastes like a candle. ♪
Good morning.
Say good morning.
- Good morning.
(laughs)
(scribbles)
- We're coloring.
What are you coloring, what's this?
(Flynn baby talks)
- It's a dump truck, yeah.
(Flynn baby talks)
Whoa, look at that bulldozer!
That's a beautiful bulldozer!
Good job, Flynn.
Oh, you want me to do it, too?
- Yeah.
- What color?
(Flynn baby talks)
- You want it up here?
- Yeah.
- Hello, everybody, it is
Thursday, question mark,
I think it's Thursday.
(Flynn yells)
(Flynn baby talks)
- I'm tired.
(laughs)
(Flynn baby talks)
Yeah, I'm tired, Flynn.
- Bye.
- Are you saying bye?
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
- Bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
Oh, oh, no.
Uh oh.
Momma?
- [Colleen] Yes?
(Flynn baby talks)
You want me to draw a bulldozer?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I'll draw you a bulldozer.
So, today, we don't have any
plans, we'll see what happens.
So, that's very interesting, I'm sure,
for you all to hear.
(Flynn baby talks)
Well, you asked me to
draw you a bulldozer,
but then you turn the page.
(gasps)
I think we get your
plate back, today, Flynn.
From the Color Me Mine that you colored.
That's pretty exciting.
(Flynn baby talks)
All he cares about is bulldozers.
(Flynn baby talks)
A bulldozer.
All he cares about are bulldozers.
We're gonna make a smoothie.
We're gonna make a smoothie.
Let's make a smoothie.
Wanna put a banana in it?
- Yeah.
- Can you put that in?
Put it in there.
Put that in there.
Oat milk, better for the environment.
Put a little bit of this in there, Flynn.
Boop.
Peanut, peanut butter.
That goes in here.
(spoon bangs)
A little bit more.
Do you want to help me?
- Yeah.
- Okay, hold on, let's get a big ol chuck.
(Flynn baby talks)
(spoon bangs)
Get out, get out of there.
There you go, now you can eat this.
How about some apple,
do you want some apple?
- [Flynn] Oh, yeah.
- You want some apple in there?
- Yeah.
- Sit down, on your bottom.
(Flynn baby talks)
Yeah, put it in there.
(Flynn baby talks)
Yeah, you ready?
It's gonna be loud.
It's gonna be loud, are you ready?
Here goes.
(blender roars)
Flynn doesn't like the loud noise so,
he left, for this part.
He's playing with his toys, over there.
All righty, let's try this
banana, apple, peanut butter,
oat milk smoothie.
(soft music)
It tastes like a bland
smoothie, I love it.
Let's see if he likes it.
What do you think?
- Momma.
- Mm.
- We just got Flynn's plates, oh,
that looks amazing.
- [Kory] Yeah, I love it.
(gasps)
This is Kory's, can I show?
- [Kory] Yeah.
- Look how good, that's crazy good.
- [Kory] I was really
excited, I was like, wow.
- Are you serious, Kory's an artist.
But not as good as me.
I'm about to show you a
bulldozer, that I drew.
I'm a very good artist.
I'm so excited, we painted
these a couple of days ago,
we still don't have the bowl
and mug, that Erik and I did.
But this is, okay.
- [Kory] Cute.
- This is the first one.
I did this for Flynn.
It's cute.
- [Kory] It's great.
He'll love that.
It's darker than I thought
it would be, which is great.
I'm so excited, to see his,
because he had so much fun.
He put so much paint on it.
Oh, it's so brown.
(laughs)
That's awesome, though.
- [Kory] That's great.
- I love it.
Now he has a little dump truck,
what is, bulldozer, a bulldozer set.
That's so cute.
He worked on this, for so long.
- [Kory] I actually love it, though.
- I know, it's so cute.
I wish I had painted it yellow, but,
so it matched this one, but that's okay.
Yay.
I'm so excited.
It's so fun.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- Color Me Mine's so fun.
Flynn is taking an abnormally long,
is that a word, abnormally?
Abnormal.
A nap for an abnormal amount of time.
Abnormally?
I don't know words.
Anyway, he's taking a very long nap.
It's very weird.
He usually only naps for like, an hour,
an hour and a half.
It's so weird to me, he's
always been a bad sleeper,
since he was a little baby.
Always been a horrible, horrible sleeper.
He's never slept through the night.
I know, crazy.
He's, (gasps) he just woke up.
Gotta go.
Anyway, like I was saying,
before I was so rudely
interrupted, by Flynn
waking up from his nap,
is that I had time, to like,
make myself an actual meal.
Which I was about to show you,
but then, I was interrupted,
and then, when he came
downstairs, I ate it
and he wanted it too, so,
we were eating it together.
It was stir fry, and it was delicious.
And with the left over
veggies, from my stir fry,
I made Flynn some veggie french fries.
So, well, I mean, I guess
all french fries are veggie,
but these are zucchinis and carrots.
I haven't tasted them yet, so I don't know
how they're gonna be.
But let's try.
Okay, so we have, this one is a carrot.
(crunches)
It's mostly breading
and it's not very good.
Let's try the zucchini.
I mean, there's crunch
to it, which is crazy,
because they're baked.
I mean, I don't like
them, but maybe he will.
- [Erik] Which color do you want?
- Green, green?
- Yep.
- Green?
- We do this.
And then you color on the shirt.
- Purple.
- [Erik] Purple?
(Flynn baby talks)
Okay, color in Gus.
Can you color Gus?
- Red?
- Red.
- Red.
(Flynn baby talks)
- [Erik] Mm hmm.
(Flynn baby talks)
Good job, oh, good job.
(Flynn baby talks)
Yeah, do you see Daisy?
- I was uploading the vlog, to a fun,
I came down to a fun surprise.
(Flynn baby talks)
He's totally nuts, today.
- [Erik] Insane!
- Flynn.
(laughs)
(laughs)
I came down to a fun
surprise, coloring his shirt.
By the way, this is my merch,
that Flynn is coloring in.
And I wanted to tell
you guys, I dyed this.
This is normally like a off white color.
But I dyed it purple, and this hoodie,
I'm not just saying this
because it's my merch.
It is literally the softest hoodie, like,
you've been watching the vlogs,
you know I've been wearing
it nonstop, for the past few days.
So, if you're looking to get some merch,
a hoodie, in particular,
I highly recommend.
It's so cozy.
- [Erik] Oh, no, colored marker.
- Oh, no, fabric marker
on fabric, gotta go.
We're gonna try to make play dough, today.
(gasps)
It is already going well.
Okay, ready?
You're gonna put this in.
Good job.
So, we have a cup and a quarter of flour.
One and a half teaspoons
of cream of tartar.
Can you pour this in?
Good job.
We have a fourth a cup of salt.
Good job.
And, this one's fun, we're
gonna put this in there.
It's so, it's like, edible, and it also
gives it a nice smell.
- I mean you don't, it's
edible, meaning like,
he's not gonna die, if he
eats it, but it's not edible,
like, you shouldn't
like, eat it as a snack.
- [Kory] Right.
- It's just like, you can
eat it, and he'll be safe.
It's all natural products.
(laughs)
Okay, stir, stir, stir.
Okay, now, it says to add
a tablespoon and a half
of vegetable oil.
Koko, would you mind standing
here and helping him,
so that it doesn't explode everywhere?
A tablespoon and a half.
Oh.
Oops.
So then, we boiled a cup of water.
And we're gonna pour that in.
And this part's a little terrifying,
because it's boiling water.
(Flynn baby talks)
All right, now we're gonna
put in hot water, Flynn.
Okay, you ready?
- Okay, watch your hands, baby.
- Woo, it turned red!
Look at that.
- Show it to the camera.
- It turned red.
That's so exciting.
It smells yummy, huh?
(Flynn baby talks)
You wanna do it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Kory] Yeah, I see, it's so good.
- Is that for Koko?
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is your spoon, Kory, sorry,
I'm not allowed to do this.
- It's okay.
- I think, if you stir it enough,
it'll turn a different consistency.
- Koko?
(laughs)
- Stir, stir, stir.
All right, now, I'm
supposed to kneed this,
like bread, for eight minutes.
And I'll get back to you, in a little bit.
(laughs)
- [Kory] Whoa.
- It's so gross.
Finally, I had to add
a butt ton more flour.
But now, it's play dough.
Flynn, you wanna see your play dough?
Look at this.
(gasps)
You can play with it.
No, you don't eat it.
You wanna try it?
Play with it, here.
We can make a big snake.
(mouth sounds)
Squish it.
Wow!
Ready?
Squish it.
(gasps)
Wow.
Should we make a dar-dar?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
(laughs)
Wow.
- Wow.
(gasps)
(Flynn yells)
- Whoa!
Do you wanna go play
with it, on the table?
He is living his best life, so happy.
We found these cookie cutters,
I got a long time ago,
but I could never figure
out, really, how to make
good cookies with them.
But they make perfect
play dough cookie cutters.
We're having fun, making dar-dars.
Push it in.
There you go.
What is this one, Flynn?
(baby talk)
- And what's this one, a fire truck?
What's the fire truck say?
(baby talk)
I love it, he goes dang.
Fun stuff.
(upbeat music)
I just put Flynn to sleep
and Erik started dinner.
By started dinner, I mean, he's like,
literally making everything.
And I come downstairs and
see he made sweet potatoes.
But he knows I'm not like, a
huge fan of sweet potatoes,
unless it's like, sweet
potato casserole, so he made
sweet potatoes, but he put
marshmallows on the top
of two of them, for me.
I thought that was really sweet.
I'm very tired.
And we're gonna eat some
barbecue chicken soon.
Apparently, Erik found really
scary spiders, outside.
That's all I know and he just-
- [Erik] Well, I was
gonna take out the trash,
and I walked through a
web and I was like "ugh",
and I saw the biggest black
widow, I've ever seen, massive.
- He's showing me it was like, this big.
- [Erik] And then, I walk
out our door, and I'm like,
"what's that?", like on our way to it,
so that is a black widow
spider, with all it's eggs
and babies running around.
That's our chairs, right in
the front, so that's like,
where he walks through
there, and their web is going
across where he walks
every morning, first thing.
(gasps)
You can see the big, red thing on it.
You can see, like, the babies, you can see
all the egg sacks.
I soaked all this, with the spray, right?
- Oh my god.
- This is the one that I
walked through the web.
I'm telling you, it's like, massive.
I sprayed it probably a
hundred times, with this spray
and it kept, it still is, I
don't know if it's dead or not.
It's like, it like, wouldn't be stopped.
It's, I think it's nest-
- Can you text me those?
- I think it's nest was in
the handles, in the front
of the garage door, there's like, handles.
I looked where he was
trying to run to, and then,
I was like, "what's that?",
also on the garage door,
and then, next to it,
was this black widow.
Because that's what a black
widow egg sack looks like.
Babies were all around it, plus,
it has two giant egg sacks.
That's another black widow.
Then, on top of the garage,
there's a giant praying mantis.
- What's going on?
2020's the worst.
- [Erik] I don't know.
So, this giant praying mantis
is above, just watching me.
I let him, he's cool.
- Okay, yeah.
- [Erik] He's not
gonna bite anybody.
And then, I didn't take
pictures, but I walked
to the front gate, to
see, is that black widow
still at the gate?
Yes, it is, with like, a
hundred of his friends.
It's bad.
- We have to call a bug, we have to call
an exterminator person, tomorrow.
That's crazy.
So, in California, black
widows are really common.
I always grew up, like,
watch out for black widows,
like, that was always
a common thing, for me.
But like, they're so bad here.
They're so bad.
And they always get worse, in the summer.
But that's really bad.
We had our house like,
exterminated or whatever.
We called like a black widow,
like, exterminator guy.
Not even a year ago, he came.
And sprayed the whole house.
- [Erik] He came like, last
spider season or whatever.
- Crazy.
(gags)
Oh my God.
Gross.
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