- It was a set up from the beginning.
(marker snaps)
My mom said I don't have a big head.
(marker snaps)
I'm never going to give that a bell.
(hiphop music)
(lion roar)
This person should lose
their job immediately.
- We're on the same team!
- Well go head.
I'll wait, go head. Go head.
- Who is, Dj D-Wreck?
- Yeah!
(buzzer sounds)
- Dj Double A.R.P.
(buzzer sounds)
Dj My Back.
(buzzer sounds)
Dj My Knee.
(buzzer sounds)
Dj Ahh!
- I think I buzz everybody equally.
Ya know, I'm the guy that tells them
whether or not they're funny.
And, ya know, some of um
get a little butt hurt
'cause they think that
their joke was hittin'.
But, a lot of times that joke was only
hittin' in their own mind.
They have no idea how not funny it is.
- How you look so familiar?
I know I seen you before.
(snaps finger)
That's why I seen you before.
In my piggy bank, 'cause you a dime.
(all laugh)
(buzzer sounds
- You're a hater!
- Get outta here!
- You put dimes,
'cause coins in a,
- Bruh
- Get yo ass back over there!
- Now see, the dime joke.
To me it was just an old reference.
And I think he's more clever than that.
Come on man, a dime?
That's what you got?
'Girl you a dime!'
Or, you look familiar.
I mean, you know.
It just wasn't funny to me.
I'm never going to give that a bell.
Ever!
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(crowd cheers)
Just so you know, E man.
(lion roar)
- Y'all wanna see something beautiful?
- Yes.
(crowd says awww and applauds)
(buzzer sounds)
(all boo and shout)
- [Dj D-Wreck] I mean, it's
true but it ain't, it ain't.
You smarter than that.
- Real compliments don't ring?
- You're smarter than that.
- You mama is gonna be
mad that you buzzed that.
(crowd laughs)
- [Dj D-Wreck] She can be mad.
I don't care what the crowd says.
I'm the judge.
I'm not there to please the audience.
That's the thing about it.
It's like, I kinda look at it
like I'm judge Matthis
or something like that.
I gotta lay down the law.
The law says, buzzer.
And it's nothing wrong with the buzzer.
It's a lot of funny in that buzzer.
- Hey Carlos!
You look like the Duke
Blue Devil; look at you!
(buzzer sounds)
D-Wreck take your hat off!
Take your hat off!
How 'bout that?
(rings bell repeatedly)
Take your hat off!
Oh Lord!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Hey, you look like a Klingon Warrior!
Look at that!
- The jealousy is contagious.
I don't understand.
It's a trip when people wanna be you.
And that's there way of telling
me they really wanna be me.
They really wanna be
what's inside my head.
And um, my mom said I
don't have a big head.
- I'm Dj D-Wreck.
Give it up for Nick Cannon!
(audience cheers)
- So I believe my mom.
And she says, sticks and stones,
and all that kind of stuff.
So that's why I've never punched anybody
in the face for talking
about how big my head is.
Chico's got a huge head!
Have you seen Hit Man's head?
- Why you give 'em a buzz D-Wreck?
- The rules is, the
punchline has to be the word.
- Okay, so you know what?
I don't think Dj D-Wreck knows
how hard this is up here.
I think we should make Dj D-Wreck
have to come play this game!
- Anytime I get pulled up on stage,
I never know what's gonna happen.
There's a lot going on, ya know.
People think I'm Dj Push a button.
I'm pushing some buttons,
but I'm also playing records.
I'm doing music ques.
I'm hearing what's going on in the booth
and taking direction in my
ear and stuff like that.
So with Chance, I had no
idea that was gonna happen.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Why does everybody have a pie?
(audience laughs)
- Get to the front!
- Y'all (censored) standing real close.
We got this bro!
- At that moment, that's
when I started thinking,
okay, now I need a punchline.
I need some punchlines.
I need something.
- Your word is.
- I ain't scared!
Let's go!
- Illustration!
(hip hop beat)
- Uh, Uh.
Illustration.
I kind of have a foul mouth.
So that's why, I think
I said, 'I'm on stage.
It's a celebration.'
I'm on the stage.
It's a celebration.
- [Nick] Okay
- All y'all (censored) need.
I used a word that you
can't use on television.
And I couldn't think 'cause
I thought 'Oh my goodness
I said the wrong word for television.
Now I got to think of another word
that rhymes with celebration.
And then, caught pies.
(repeating buzzer and audience cheers)
- Let's wild out y'all!
(bell sounds)
- It was a set up from the beginning.
They had no intention.
They was gonna pie me even if I was
Method Man up there rapping.
Somebody's catching pies from me
before the end of this season.
