[juicy laugh from
previous joke]
Guys, it's difficult being a 
Western man in Asia
[disbelieving chortles]
Some people are like 
"What are you talking about?"
No it is, it is.
You don't know about this
It is difficult being a Western 
man in Asia because
people misunderstand your
reasons for being here.
Like, for example, a girl came up
to me in a club here in Tokyo, Japan
and she was like;
"I know your type..."
"...you're nothing but a sex tourist."
I'm like "Hey, whoa, slow down.
Me? A sex tourist?"
You've got me all wrong.
I live here.
[medium laugh]
If anything, I'm a sex resident.
[nice big laugh]
Get the terminology right, OK?
I've got my sex residence card,
I pay my sex taxes,
I've got a beautiful two-bedroom 
sex dungeon in the city
you should see it,
it's divine.
In fact; I'm a sex pat.
[lone whoop]
Thank you, I'm glad you laughed
at that sex pat line.
It's important because I went to do a
show in Bangkok, Thailand and
I was doing that joke and
 it was going really really well...
until the sex pat line.
[tumbleweed sound]
Crickets.
It got absolutely nothing
and that's when I realized that 
in Tokyo, sex pat is a joke.
In Thailand it's an actual visa you 
can get to live and work there.
I was dissing on people's 
livelihoods!
