♪♪
Phil?
Well, you know how
my laptop's always
running out of battery?
Yeah, because you watch
anime in the bath
every morning
for three hours.
- Yeah.
- [cheering, laughter]
And how radiation
gives people superpowers?
Yep, sure, Phil.
Well, I may have
[coughing]
microwaved my laptop.
Sorry, Phil, could you
say that a bit louder
for the guys
at the back?
I microwaved
my laptop.
You did what?!
Why would you microwave
your laptop?
i thought it would increase
the battery life.
Oh, my God, Phil,
I don't believe this.
That is so dangerous.
Okay, firstly,
literally the entire thing
is made out of metal.
Secondly, nobody understands
what microwaves do.
They do weird things
to physics.
I mean, you put in
corn kernels,
and it just comes out,
like, popcorn.
What's that about?
Exactly.
Hang on, hang on.
Dan, I think that's
what happened here.
- What?
- I put my laptop
in the microwave
and everything inside it
popped out like popcorn.
Wait, Phil!
I think you're right.
That must be exactly
what has happened here.
You microwaved your laptop
and everything inside it
and from our YouTube channel
has exploded into reality!
[audience cheering]
Wow, you know, I'm glad
I emptied my Recycle Bin
before that happened.
- Do I wanna know?
- No.
- Okay...
- Whoo!
So, how does that explain
these guys, then?
Well, I guess these guys
must be our followers
from the Internet!
- Hey! Hey!
- [fans screaming]
- Wow.
- Cool.
They're like real-life
YouTube comments.
Dear God, that is
a terrifying thought.
But, wait, wait,
what does that mean
if they're real-life
YouTube comments?
Does that mean we can
thumbs them up
and thumbs them down
and stuff?
Don't thumbs anyone
up or down, please.
Whoa, whoa, okay,
sorry, sorry.
Oooh, really didn't want
to get to thumbing
that early in the show.
No, seriously,
see the person right there?
What would happen
if I reported them?
Would they just fly
into the ceiling
and disappear
or something?
I-I-I think in this universe,
that could be murder,
so no blocking,
reporting, thumbing.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Just leave them alone.
Well, I think you'll
all agree
this is a 
pretty weird situation,
so I am going to post
a cheeky tweet
- about this one.
- All right.
- All right.
- [audience cheering]
Let's see--
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, Phil,
something's happened
to my phone!
It's a Nokia 3310!
[cheering, applause]
Awesome, we can play Snake.
[laughter]
No, um, Phil,
I don't think
you've quite understood
what's clearly
going on here.
What?
- Well, no more iPhone.
- Huh?
- Everything from your laptop.
- Hmm?
These guys suddenly
in real life.
Phil, you have destroyed
the Internet!
- [dramatic music]
- Ahhh!
Oh, my God, Phil,
what do we do?
I don't know how to live
without the Internet.
I mean, how are supposed
to entertain these people?
I'm used to hiding
behind a screen
so I don't have to deal
with their reactions.
- [laughter, cheering]
- Well...
you know what my grandma
always used to say,
"If you microwave
your laptop
"and destroy the universe,
"make the most out
of the situation!"
- [cheering]
- Um...
that's an incredibly
specific piece
of advice, Phil.
Seriously, though,
I mean, we're on a stage,
we've got an audience,
there's loads of snazzy lights
everywhere.
- There are.
- I think I could do
something I've always
dreamed of.
Well, what have you always
dreamed of doing, Phil?
Well, something like...
[cheering, screaming]
Phil, Phil,
what's happening?
- [music playing]
- Wait, Phil,
why is there
music playing?
♪ Whenever I'm alone ♪
[loud cheering]
♪ Or if I'm feeling gray ♪
♪ There's one place
I can go ♪
- ♪ To brighten up my day ♪
- Okay.
Stop, stop, stop
the music!
Stop the music!
Hey, hey, you turn off
that light!
You're encouraging him!
- Oh!
- Sorry!
Sorry, everybody.
I don't want to be
that guy,
but, Phil,
we are YouTubers.
We make videos
on the Internet.
We don't burst into song
like Troy Bolton.
Oh, but--
[cheering]
I think we should try
something different.
You know, a little song,
a little dance.
As less-amazing Phil
would say,
"Try new things."
- [cheering]
- Okay, Phil,
you can't just say
"try new things"
just like that.
Well, I just did.
[loud cheering]
[chuckling]
Okay...
well, it looks like
we're having a bit
of a disagreement
about what to do here, Phil.
[laughter, cheering]
Looks like we are.
Well, how do you suppose
we resolve this?
♪♪
