A Used.. Pink Bathrobe
A Rare... Mint Snowglobe
A Smurf... TV Tray
I Bought On Ebay
My House... Is Filled With This Crap
Shows Up In Bubble Wrap
Most Every Day
What I Bought On Ebay
Tell Me Why
I Need Another Pet Rock
Tell Me Why
I Got That Alf Alarm Clock
Tell Me Why
I Bid On Shatners Old Toupee
They Had It On Ebay
I'll Buy... Your Knick-Knack
Just Check... My Feedback
A   They All Say
They Love Me On Ebay
Gonna Buy
A Slightly Damaged Golf Bag
Gonna Buy!
Some Beanie Babies New With Tag
From Some Guy
I've Never Met In Norway
Found Him On Ebay
I Am The Type Who Is Liable To Snipe You
With 2 Seconds Left To Go... Whoa
Got Paypal Or Visa
What Ever'll Please Ya
As Long As I've Got The Dough!
I'll Buy... You're tchotchkes
Sell Me... You're Watch Please
I'll Buy (I'll Buy, I'll Buy, I'll Buy)
I'm Highest Bidder Now!
Junk Keeps Arriving In The Mail
From That World-Wide Garage Sale
(Dukes Of Hasard Ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hasard Ashtray!)
Oh Yeah I Bought It On Ebay
Wanna Buy
A Pacman Fever Lunchbox
Wanna Buy!
A Case Of VIntage Tube Socks
Wanna Buy
A Kleenex Used By Dr. Dre
(Used By Dr. Dre)
Found It On Ebay
Wanna Buy That Farrah Fawcet Poster
Pez Despensers And A Toaster
Don't Know Why
The Kind Of Stuff You Throw Away
I'll Buy On Ebay
What I Bought On Ebayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
