(smooth upbeat music)
- Anyways, it's a lot more
fun when you're there so.
Do you think I'm fat?
I think I'm fat.
Yes, you can.
You love me and I'm fat.
And I have to go, so.
I'm going to meet somebody.
Not that it's any of your business.
Yes, and I'd love to answer
more questions about that
- Ah ah ah--
- but I really have to go.
Enjoy your scone buh bye.
(loud knocking)
Oh, come here, come on.
(both panting)
Hi.
- Hi.
- Uh, thanks for coming.
- Thanks for having me again.
- [Matt] Yeah.
- Hey can I just, um--
- [Matt] Oh yeah, wherever you want.
- Okay.
You know just so you know, I don't like,
I don't do this very often.
- (chuckles) What?
Fucking?
- No, sleeping with random dudes.
- Okay.
I mean, we don't have to have sex.
We can just foreplay or
whatever like last time.
Gimme a sec.
Nuh, you wanna listen to some music?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Matt] Okay, uh, what do you like?
- [Damien] Whatever you have.
- Okay.
(light smooth music)
- Hey, can I get some water?
- Uh, sure.
You want some water?
I can get you some water.
- Yeah.
(Matt sighs)
There you go.
- Thanks.
I like your art.
- Yeah.
Warhol was a pretty cool dude.
- [Damien] Do you know its name?
- Uh yeah, it's called
"Self Portrait in Drag".
- Why did you pick it?
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Why do you ask?
- Well, 'cause, I mean,
this doesn't have to happen
if you don't--
- Hey.
(Damien chuckling)
Okay.
(chuckles) All right,
that has not happened before.
Uh.
Um--
- Yeah.
So why, why did you pick it?
- Oh, I mean, Warhol was really
ahead of his time, you know,
when it came to portraying
celebrity persona.
He was obsessed with
drag and human identity
and, you know, just
overall human weirdness.
(chuckles)
You know, he really would
have died for social media.
(Damien chuckles)
And then this particular piece,
I don't know, it's really vulnerable.
It's almost like it's the
real him.
You know?
- Yeah.
- Well, thank you for
the interest in my art.
I appreciate (chuckles)...
- Yeah no, no problem.
- So why the long hair?
- Why are you,
why are you now asking so many questions?
- I'm asking questions?
- Yeah, you are,
- You're asking,
- asking questions.
- you're asking
a lot of questions.
(gentle music)
(water bottle thudding)
(Damien panting)
(Damien moans)
(Damien sighing)
You know, takes balls to
make that kind of art.
- Yes it does.
(both chuckle)
- So am I gonna see you again?
- Mmm, what do you mean,
like in a friends with
benefits kind of situation?
(Damien chuckles)
- That's not what I'm talking about.
- Well, what do you mean then?
- A date.
- Hmm.
- No?
You getting to know me.
- I understand the concept.
(both chuckling)
I'm just not really the dating type.
We know each other?
- You don't know me.
And I really wouldn't
mind getting to know you.
- I don't know, I'm just like
I don't know if that's such a
good idea right now you know.
- Well, are you dating someone else?
- No.
- Okay, so why is it such a bad idea?
- I don't know I just don't want to.
(sighs) Hey, I wasn't
trying to piss you off, man.
Hold on.
Just wait a minute.
I thought we were both pretty
clear about what this was?
- Oh yeah we were, we are.
We're fully clear.
Thanks for inviting me again.
- Wait please.
- Why, why?
- What's your name?
- You can just check my profile.
It's right there.
- Can you just friggin' relax?
What's your name?
- It's Damien.
- I thought that was
like a fake profile name,
not your real name.
- I have nothing to hide.
(Matt sighs)
- I'm Matt.
- Okay.
Matt, it's nice to meet you.
But I'm gonna show myself out.
- Okay hypothetically,
if I was
interested in doing this date,
could we just chill here?
- Okay, are we dating
or are we just fucking?
- Can't we have both?
- No, no because hypothetically speaking,
sex is sex and potential
relationships are lovers.
No, see, these are two different things.
I don't mix, or as you
so elegantly put it,
'cause I don't wanna.
- Okay, and this is just an idea,
why don't you message me again,
and we can have this
and then a date?
- Why don't we have a date
and then maybe this?
(Matt chuckles)
- All right.
(Damien sighs)
- Here's my number
so you can text me.
You're welcome.
(Matt laughs)
(upbeat music)
(sighs)
♪ I bet you think ♪
♪ Feel I've been crying ♪
♪ Since you left me all I do ♪
- Hey.
♪ I bet you think ♪
♪ That I've been dyin' ♪
- Yeah (chuckles).
Uh...
♪ Takin' it hard ♪
- We had a time.
♪ It ain't fair that I did nothing ♪
♪ And it's not okay either ♪
♪ But trust me when I say ♪
♪ You made a big mistake ♪
♪ Seeking your desires ♪
♪ Until you're gone ♪
♪ I'm gonna be setting
this world on fire ♪
♪ You can run and you can hide ♪
♪ Honest in my rage this time ♪
♪ When we said all we want desire ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ I can't read your flame ♪
♪ And you have held my name ♪
♪ But now it's not the same ♪
♪ And you're the one to blame ♪
♪ It ain't fair that I did nothin' ♪
♪ And it's not okay either ♪
♪ But trust me when I say you made ♪
