(crying)
(screaming)
So, did you get the cheeseburger?
Well, this is just great!
Ok.
We're back on AlTV.
Well, I can't tell you what a thrill it is to be here on AlTV, I am such a big fan.
Please welcome the lovely and talented...
...branch.
Hi, I'm Avril Lavigne.
Avril?
Avril?
Avril...
...Avril Lavigne...
...Laviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigne...
...that's a good poodle.
Hitler...
...that's a good Jewish name.
Do you know how politically fucked up this is?
As long as you're Jewish.
You are Jewish, aren't you?
You're Jewish, right!?
Cuz I sure want you to be Jewish!!!
You are Jewish, right?
...
Molotov Cocktail.
Let's move on...um.
SHUT UUUUUP!
That's great!
Gi-gimme another one!
When I was in high school, I'd like, go over to my friends house...
Ha! That's great! Friends!
But, um...
...I think that...
...you know...
...No, I don't know.
K, I lost myself.
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
Ok, now, can you just ramble incoherently for a while about your mobile cell phone company?
And...and, and, and...just...
And, you're gonna connect.
Great, that's-that's perfect, thanks.
You know what? You kinda smell like wet dog s---.
Excuse me? You do, too!
Ohhhhhhhhhh.
So, have you heard my new album? Poodlehat?
Yis.
Well? What did you think?
Oh, I've s--- my pants laughing so hard.
Very nice!
At the same time, I think it's kinda stupid.
(sigh)
Well, I'm drawing a blank...um.
We'll be right back.
