I'm in couple
You fuck another woman every month
Me, mine, I don't touch her
I'm in couple
You've got the last Hummer metallic rim
I ve got the baby seat in my Scenic
Friends parties are finish, i don't need anymore
I go at the restaurant with my wife and we don't speak
The week-end, I get out hem, and we do the Razzia.
Carrefour, Leclerc, Auchan, have not secret for me
What's the point of having fun in Club all night long?
If it's to drink Champagne and bring back girls?
I ve got mine at house and she is very playful at bed
Sudoku, crosswords, it's madness
in the evening when I go back she tells me her day
For example, yesterday she met Julie they took a coffee
Then they went shopping, Julie wanted to buy a bag
Because since her boyfriend left her, she's not too cheerful
so she tries to get out
Especially now it seems that he is in couple with Cintya's best friend
Sincerely, it's bad manners to do that !
Anyway, they bought a bag. And...
And so there !
I m in couple
You fuck another woman every month
Me, mine, I don't touch hem
In couple
My girl takes more and more space in my life
About two to three kilos a month
It was in 2007
I remember it like it was yesterday
The last time we went further than the Missionary*
now my wife is like my friend, my mother, my sister
If Youporn won't exist, I explode from inside
What i'ld like to offer her, for her birthday ?
A liposuction and mammary implants
It's not that I'm not in love or not proud of her
But between her two breasts there is a time difference
My girl is too much a pleasure to live, I love !
when she bawls out on me because I did'nt buy the Roquefort
the only time she does not wince is when she sleeps
And even...
I'm in couple
You fuck another woman every month
Me, mine, I don't touche hem
In couple
No longuer a question to get out
I'm submessive** until finguers
So, for this verse, I can't speak too loudly
Because just beside there's the baby sleeping
today it's "saturday morning" I slept until 8 a.m.
while you come back from Club I turn on the toaster
So if you think your life is better
Then every night I love my butter pasta
while you're having trouble with an interior designer
I find all at Cuir Center
I m in couple
You fuck another woman every month
Me, mine, I don't touch her
En couple
At house, I do big parties, it's war
When my child are celebrating them birthday
Dedication at all men in couple
Never forget to clear your internet history
Never forget to ask her how was his day
Invent buisness trips
In bed, close your eyes and think of another.
2011... Soon 2012...
In two months
it will be seven years... fuck !
