- What's up, guys?
I am so excited because
today I am opening up
and trying on a bunch of dresses
that I bought on Amazon.
But not just any dresses,
they are prom dresses.
Recently, I bought and tried
on a bunch of wedding gowns
from Amazon and it was super fun.
I loved it.
And then a bunch of you requested
that I do the same
thing with prom dresses.
So when I was buying prom dresses,
I didn't know what to buy
because I haven't been to a
prom in a very, very long time
and also, even when I did go to a prom,
I didn't know what was cute.
I wore a really ugly dress.
So I asked you guys to
send me the prom dresses
you would want to try from Amazon
and those are the ones I bought.
So I bought a lot.
I'm about to open them up
and I'm gonna hang them
and let them kind of stretch out,
get out their wrinkles and
crinkles and their scents,
because last time, one of my
dresses smelled like fish.
So we gotta air them out.
And then I'm gonna try them on,
and I am just so excited.
I don't even remember what I got
'cause I ordered these two weeks ago,
so I don't even remember.
Ooh, a short number. Look at her.
This is kinda fun.
She's very crinkled and wrinkled,
but it actually seems high quality.
Doesn't smell like fish,
does smell like a tire.
Thank you. Next.
Oh my goodness. It looks like tape.
It looks like someone just
put Scotch tape all over it.
- [Kory] Like bedazzled Band-Aids.
- Ew, bedazzled Band-Aids is
what the name of this one is.
- [Kory] I like it.
- I love this. This one
is actually really pretty.
It's very Princess Jasmine-y vibe.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- Here's the next number.
It's sparkle queen.
- This is kinda fun.
- [Kory] I feel like you wear
that at a Bachelorette rose ceremony.
- Yes! You know what?
I could donate all these dresses,
or I could save them in case I'm ever
on "The Bachelor," "The Bachelorette,"
and I need a new gown every night.
This one is fun. It's kinda cool right?
- [Kory] Yeah.
- This is very bright.
(dramatic music)
This feels like paper. (chuckles)
This is the same material that they use
for the napkins on airplanes.
Ooh. I like this one.
(upbeat music)
Sequins. Ooh.
I like this one. The
slit up to the vaheen.
♪ I'm the common queen ♪
So far, these are good.
Seven brides for seven
brothers, Duggar McQueen.
Very choir girl/church.
(gasps)
(farts)
(water lapping)
(laughs)
Hi, me editing here.
I just need to jump in and
say that, yes, I did fart.
But the sound you heard was my fart
mixed with the sound of
our dog gulping water.
So I am disgusting, but not as disgusting
as that fart sounded.
Okay, continue.
Ooh. (gasps)
- [Kory] Slits. I see slits.
- Ooh, this is fun. Okay.
But the bottom is flowy.
A lot of people, I remember,
requested that I get this one.
Wait, why is this so big?
Is this a mumu? What's happening?
Oh my God. This is garbage crap.
- [Kory] Salmon.
- This one's a weird length.
Also, I feel it's short in the
front and long in the back.
There's so many dresses.
I feel it's going to take me
two days to try them all on.
This one I got 'cause it was so weird.
Someone recommended it and I was like...
But it's like emo, pirate queen.
And someone was like, "Try this one on."
- [Man] Whoa.
- (gasps) It's ripping everywhere.
Look, it's already ripped.
The threading's all coming out.
Already a huge hole.
The sewing, it shouldn't look like that.
It's a horrible sewing job.
It's really cheaply done.
Oh my God.
Wait, but there's no poof. In
the picture, this was poofy.
I mean, I don't hate it.
I know, literally have one just like this.
I got one that was expensive and designer
and this was probably $40.
Mine has a collar.
- [Kory] If you want to dress
like her red carpet, there you go.
- Yeah, there you go.
Last one. This one's big.
Princess. This one might be pretty.
We'll see.
- [Kory] It looks expensive.
- There we go. That is all the dresses.
So I'm gonna let them
hang, let them, hopefully,
get some of the wrinkles
out, their smells out,
and in a couple of days,
I'm gonna try all these bad boys on.
I'm so excited.
(techno music)
Okay, it is the next day and I just got
three more dresses in the mail
that I didn't even remember buying.
And I just opened one.
And first of all,
(laughs) it's see through.
But second of all, there's this big,
gross dirt stain across--
- [Kory] Can you see it?
- Yes, you can see it. It's really gross.
But you know what?
I feel it's like show choir,
but like Trisha Paytas.
So I don't know, I guess I'm
gonna wear a bra underneath it?
- [Kory] No, you show the nips
like Trisha. (Colleen gasps)
- Every time I film, that's when Moose
decides to take the most
biggest gulps of his water.
(water lapping)
(soft rhythmic music)
Are you serious?
Okay, here's the black, ooh.
Ooh, it's a pant, romper moment.
- [Kory] Oh my God.
- It breaks...
Okay, so we have a long-sleeved romper,
and with flared bottoms.
Oh, and I have to say,
I appreciate a romper.
I love a romper, but I don't appreciate
that it already has a camel
toe before I put it on.
(Kory laughs)
Why does it look like there's
already a vaheen inside?
- [Kory] Wait, put it
up against your body.
Look how high the pants go. (laughing)
Miranda Sings is shaking.
(gasps) The sleeves.
So this is the dress, the high neck,
but she has wings.
Oh my God. Angel baby.
- [Kory] Touched by an angel.
- Now I think we have all of the dresses.
I mean, I hope we have all of the dresses
because this is literally
gonna take me all day
to try all this stuff on.
All right, I'll see you in a couple days
to try all these on.
Guys, today is the day.
I'm finally gonna try on all the dresses.
But first, I'm getting
my hair and makeup done
by Pout Beauty Bar.
I am so excited.
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I just went to The People's
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It was my favorite red
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And I'm going to let them
do whatever they want.
Here we go.
♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪
♪ This is what they did
to my face and my hair ♪
I said they could do whatever they wanted
and they were like, "Okay, the
slick-backed pony tail look
is in and the flip out is in."
And I was like, "That's not
something I'd normally do,
but go for it."
So they went for it and now,
my fivehead has become a sixhead.
Forehead who, girl, I only know a sixhead.
I actually think it's really cool.
I would never do something like this.
And they said this would be
very popular this prom season.
So this mother, this old mother, is doing
the snatched-back look today.
The only other time I've
ever had my hair like this
was when I was in the
"Thank U, Next" music video.
And I will say this, it hurts. It hurts.
Get in on this. Look at that blend, girl.
And they put little diamonds,
they said that that was in.
I don't know, I'm--
- [Kory] Those diamonds are very in.
In Euphoria, everybody has those.
- It's cute, though.
I mean, I feel like this
would look really great
on someone younger than me.
It is time to try on all of these dresses.
We're gonna start with this
golden, sparkly number.
Don't peak, I'll get demonetized again.
Okay, here we have this beautiful number.
I feel like it doesn't fit me quite right,
but it feels like it's just too big.
I don't know. What do you guys think?
Do you approve of this message?
What do you think, Kory?
- [Kory] I think it would
look better if it was tighter.
- Yeah, it's a little bit big on me.
Yeah, I don't hate it.
I'd say I give it a solid
7 out of 10 boutonnieres.
I feel like I need a boutonniere.
- [Kory] Yes.
But instead, I'm wearing
my Skye Strong bracelet.
That's a better boutonniere anyway.
(burps)
Okay.
Here's our next victim.
We call this the choir
girl 'cause I feel like
I owned this in many colors
when I was in church choir.
Let's try her on.
- [Kory] Oh my God.
♪ In the beginning was the Word ♪
♪ And the Word was with God ♪
♪ And the Word was God ♪
This is bringing me back
to my church choir days.
I feel like I should be singing like,
♪ Here I am to worship ♪
♪ Here I am to bow down ♪
Come on Kory, you know it.
♪ Here I am to say that you're my God ♪
You know what? Here's the thing.
I don't hate it.
I feel like I'm either
going to sing in church,
or I'm going to my
daughter-in-law's wedding,
second wedding.
- [Kory] I love how you were like,
"It's not my daughter.
This is my daughter-in-law's
second wedding." (laughs)
- Yeah, my daughter-in-law's
second wedding.
We stayed friends even after
she divorced my husband.
Or my son! I'm very tired.
- [Kory] I don't know what
this story is gotten in to,
but I love it.
- Maury, who's the father? (laughing)
I give choir girl a 5 out of 10.
Erik's not gonna rate any of these
and he would be my prom date.
So hopefully, soon, he'll
come and rate some of these.
I have to take off my
leggings for this one.
Lovey, Flynn, what do you think?
Flynn's judging me so
hard right now. (laughs)
It works with the hair.
- [Kory] Yeah, that's
what it is, the hair,
it's super fun.
- This is the first one where
the hairstyle makes sense.
- It looks like it's strangling you.
- It's really uncomfortable.
So ignore the bra straps, okay?
I mean, I think it's kinda cute.
It's just--
- A doh doh.
- A doh doh? Give me a hug?
(dramatic music)
Are you scared of me? It's momma.
(Flynn cries)
(laughing)
He doesn't recognize
me because of my hair.
Come here, baby.
(Flynn cries)
- It's momma. It's okay.
- Come to momma?
- No, no, no.
- No, no? (Kory laughs)
- Oh my God.
He literally doesn't recognize
me with my hair like this.
- [Kory] I like it. 8.
- 8? You give it a 8?
I give it a 7 out of 10 boutonnieres.
I can't breathe. We
have to get out of this.
Next one.
I'm excited about this one.
We're gonna do the ombre one next.
- [Kory] Wow!
- I think this one,
by the looks of it, is my favorite.
We'll see how it looks on.
Don't look. I have to
get my butt hole out.
(dramatic music)
I am so confused 'cause it's like
there's nothing to keep this on,
so it's huge on the top.
If it fit, I feel like
this would be really cool.
There's a little train and you can like...
- [Kory] Ooh.
- Like a Grecian goddess.
I feel like this hair
could work for this one.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- What do we give this? 6 out of 10.
But an extra point for the sash.
6.5 out of 10.
You like this one?
- I give it 2 boobs.
- 2 boobs? 2 boobs out of 10.
Next up is the Band-Aid dress.
This is Kory's favorite. Let's put her on.
I mean, the Band-Aid dress is kinda cute.
- [Kory] Yeah, on camera, it looks good,
but just don't up close.
- It's kinda cute--
- [Kory] Yeah.
- If you don't look at the
fact that it's covered
in sparkly Band-Aids.
This might be my favorite shape so far.
- [Kory] Yeah, it's really cute.
- And it works with the hair.
I've heard that the dresses
now is you want a long one, but--
- [Kory] It's 'cause girls
want to be a doll and sexy.
I feel like, just have fun.
- Just have fun.
I feel like Ariana Grande 10 years ago.
♪ Make it pop like pink champagne ♪
♪ In the purple rain ♪
This dress I would give 7 out of 10.
I mean, it's bad up close,
but if you blur your
eyes, it's kinda cute.
- [Kory] I just don't like it up close.
Just don't get near.
- How does it look from here?
- [Kory] Amazing!
- 8 out of 10?
- [Kory] Yeah.
- 4 out of 10.
- [Kory] Yeah. (laughs)
Here's the next one. I call
this one Arabian night.
I'm very excited for
her. Let's try her on.
Eh. (laughs) I like the
idea of this one a lot.
I feel like it's a little too big.
I feel like this doesn't
work on my body type.
I give this dress 5 out of 10.
It's nice.
I feel like this would be
really pretty on someone else.
I don't want to wear this one.
Kory thinks this one's gonna be pretty.
This is the mumu. Let's try on the mumu.
- [Kory] It looks good.
(dramatic music)
- This is horrible.
It looks absolutely nothing
like the photo on Amazon.
Ooh, this one's really bad.
One of you told me to buy this one.
I give this a 2 out of 10.
- [Kory] You look like a rich mom
that was gonna go lay by the pool.
You know when they wear those cover-ups?
- Gary, get me a margarita.
We're excited about this one.
We don't understand it 'cause
it's completely see through.
It also has a hole in it.
(dramatic music)
- [Kory] Ooh, hey.
- Wait! Could it be cute?
But this is the one that
has dirt stains right here.
(dramatic music)
- [Kory] Ew, why do you
have stains on your dress?
- And the slit's in a really weird spot.
Slits should be to the side,
but it's kinda in the middle.
- [Kory] Pretend you're
posing on the red carpet
and flip out the leg.
There!
(upbeat music)
That's dramatic. You're giving a show.
- I'm so confused by this one.
What do you wear underneath?
- [Erik] "Dancing with the Stars."
- Erik says this is
"Dancing with the Stars."
- [Kory] Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Don't see my veej.
I mean, it's almost good.
Do you like it, like from a distance?
- [Kory] Yeah, almost. And it moves good.
When you walk, the slit is working.
- Which is funny, because
it's very poorly made.
The seams are really bad.
There's stains all over it.
It's really itchy, very, very, very itchy.
It's almost distracted me from the pain
that my head is in right now.
I would give this a 6 out of 10.
But then there's the stain on it,
so that knocks two points off,
so it's a 4 out of 10.
And also, what do you wear underneath it?
3 out of 10.
It makes me excited about
another dress that might have a--
- [Both] Slit.
- Ho, ho, ho. Christmas comes
but multiple times a year.
When you buy prom dresses on Amazon,
Christmas comes in February, or January.
I don't know what month it is.
Don't ask me why, but I like this one.
- [Kory] Ew!
- I like the shape of it.
I mean, obviously I would
never wear this dress.
It has a Christmas cat on it.
And it's really cheaply
made. It's made of paper.
But it actually fits me.
- [Kory] I don't like how
the snowflake and the dot
look like misplaced nipples.
I want them to be aligned. (laughs)
- [Erik] What is the dot?
- I give this a 2 out of 10.
- [Kory] Ah! You said you liked it!
- I do like it, but it's really crappy.
It's not well-made. It's made of trash.
This one is next and I think
this one has potential.
Let's try it on.
It ripped! The strap ripped
off as I was putting it on.
Well, this one must have been a cheap one.
Too bad. I feel like it
could have been cute.
I don't love it, but I don't hate it.
- [Kory] I like it a lot.
- Kory found me a clothespin.
I feel like a magician's assistant.
Do you like this dress?
(Flynn babbles)
No? Oh, he doesn't like this one.
Do you like this one?
(Flynn babbles)
No?
(laughing)
I feel like I should do the "Renegade."
(upbeat music)
You know that dance?
- [Kory] Yeah.
- 'Cause the slit. It's like bum, bum.
I will give this one an 8 out
of 10, even though it broke,
'cause it's an easy thing to sew back on
and it looks pretty good.
And I think it was really cheap.
It's like, if you're on a budget
and you want a sparkly, sexy gown,
I feel like it's a good option.
I'm gonna go for the romper next.
I love a good romper.
I'll feel at home in this,
so I'm gonna try this one on.
Okay, let's look at this.
It's not horrible. It's not good.
- [Kory] It needs a belt.
- Yeah, it needs a belt.
- [Kory] I like it.
- It's kinda giving me
'70s vibes.
I would give it--
- [Kory] I say 8.
You can't see the back, but
the back is really pretty.
It's all clear and it just
has a bunch of flowers.
It looks really pretty.
- 7 out of 10.
I don't know about prom though.
- [Kory] Yeah, some people
don't want to wear a dress.
- Okay, well, if you wanna
wear pants to the prom,
you can get it on Amazon.
All right. Yellow dress next.
This is a costume for
Grease or Bye Bye Birdie.
It feels like a table cloth material.
- [Kory] Your vagina! (laughs)
- You see my vaheen?
I will give this a 1 out of 10.
It's just made of garbage.
- [Kory] Same, yeah.
- It feels like paper.
It's really horrible.
What do you have, baby?
Oh, is he wearing a little suit?
Are you taking me to prom?
Are you taking me to prom, baby?
(Flynn babbles)
That's so cute. Where did you get these?
Yeah. Hi, baby.
Are you gonna play with your car?
- Dar dar.
- Dar dar. He calls cars dar dars.
- [Erik] He's picking you up.
- You picking me up in your dar dar?
Are we going to prom?
(Flynn babbles)
Let's go to prom.
Thanks for the ride.
These are so cute. Thank you.
All right. See you guys
a little bit later.
Okay, it is much later.
It is literally six hours later.
I went and did a podcast.
It was really fun.
My hair was killing me, it was so tight.
So I took it out and now,
it's crispy, crunchy.
We're going with it,
okay? Just live with this.
All right. We only have a
few more outfits to try on.
Let's go with the emo
moment, the goth queen.
Someone told me I had to buy this one.
I would never wear this,
but I know some people are into that.
So I wanted to buy it
so you don't have to,
so you can see the quality of it.
Let's try it on.
Here she is in all her glory.
Why do I like this? (laughs)
This is so not something
I would ever wear.
Okay, so here's the straps,
which I guess you could
make go as low or as high as you want.
Honestly, I give this dress an 8 out of 10
just as being a dress.
For prom, I would never wear this,
so it'd be a 0 out of 10.
But for someone who'd be
into this kind of thing,
8 out 10.
It's a good dress.
All right. Next one will be wings.
Kory's been excited
about this one for years.
(peaceful music)
♪ I'm like a bird ♪
♪ I'll only fly away ♪
Oh my God. (gasps) Oh my God.
I feel like a mother, a rich mother.
I feel like I'm on a soap opera.
- [Kory] Yes. It's so dramatic.
I am about to poison my new
son-in-law at the wedding.
How dare you want to marry my son?
I'll poison your wine.
- [Kory] Do the flaps have
holes to put your fingers in
so it's connected to you always?
- (gasps) They do!
- [Kory] So it's like whenever you move,
you're literally flying.
Yes.
- I love this dress.
- [Kory] Yes! (laughs)
- I mean, she's a 10 out of 10.
- [Kory] Yes.
(Flynn crying)
- My baby's awake! (Kory laughs)
I say 10 out of 10.
- [Kory] 10 out of 10.
- I like her. She's my favorite,
even though it's absurd.
I feel like this is a statement
that everyone should make.
Okay, this is the next one.
I call it salmon doily.
- [Kory] I hate that.
- This has flaps, like she's flapping.
Flynn, what do you think? Do you like it?
- [Kory] Oh, he likes it.
- He likes it!
I give her a 2 out of 10
because my baby smiled at it.
But otherwise, I give it a 0.
(Flynn babbles)
Do you like it, Flynn? You still like it?
Yeah, you like this one?
(Flynn babbles)
He said, "Yeah, mom."
Do you like it, Kory?
- [Kory] No.
- Okay.
- [Kory] You match your date.
- Ooh. The idea of this one's really good.
It was so horribly made.
The stitching is all
coming out right here.
- [Kory] You're just
puckering all over the place.
- The concept is nice, the
execution is horrendous.
Do not buy this dress on Amazon.
I think this was one of the first ones
that popped up to buy.
- [Kory] What is going on on your boobs?
- Horrible. I know, it's--
- [Kory] What is that design?
- It's just all horrible stitching and...
Flynn, what do you think?
- [Kory] Bored with it.
- See, from far away, it looks good.
- Then close-up, you can
tell it's actual trash.
- [Kory] Me. (laughs)
- I will give this a 0 out of 10.
All the strings are just
coming out everywhere.
This is a horrible dress.
I'm mortified to go back into my receipts
and see how much I spent on this.
If this was more than $10,
I am so upset with myself.
- [Man] Oh, no!
- Don't buy this dress.
Okay, this one is almost pretty.
I say this one is really pretty--
- [Kory] Yeah.
- If it fit me right.
I love this color. I love this color.
This is just killing me.
'Cause if you're just
chilling at the prom,--
- [Kory] Yeah.
- You're standing like this--
- [Kory] Yeah, it's like, what the heck?
- Maybe if you had tape.
Sometimes they have clothing tape.
This one would be my favorite so far.
And it has a slit.
Ope, I just showed my entire (cat meows).
I feel like purple is
an underestimated color.
This is a 9 out of 10 for me
because I feel like if
I had a longer torso
and this fit me right,
it'd be a 10 out of 10.
This one is pretty. I love the train.
It looks expensive I feel.
Oh, he's running over it.
You silly boy.
Is this your favorite so far?
- [Kory] Yeah.
- I think this is my
favorite. I like it a lot.
You like this one? This one's nice.
It's cute.
- [Kory] It's cute.
You literally have this though.
- I have this with a collar.
It is the cheaper version
of the nice one that I have.
- [Kory] It's cute.
- Maybe a better belt?
It's not a good prom dress,
- [Kory] No.
- So for that, I'll give it
a 5 out of 10, but it's a cute dress.
The purple one's in the lead.
- [Kory] Just 'cause
it's not good for prom--
- Yeah.
- [Kory] Otherwise, it's good.
- Yeah, otherwise, it's a good dress.
This is pretty.
Obviously, it needs to
be ironed or whatever.
I feel like a princess. This is pretty.
What do we think?
I say 10 out of 10. It's my favorite.
- [Kory] Yeah, I'd say a 10.
- It's like princess.
I feel like a princess.
I mean, it's a lot for prom.
When you wear this, you
are making a statement.
I will say, you can't move
your arms higher that this.
So you can't dab it out or anything.
Maybe that's a blessing.
What's that big black thing sticking out
of the front of my dress? (Kory laughs)
- [Kory] Is he purring?
- Probably.
Ooh. Ooh.
Do you like it?
(babbles)
Yeah.
All right. I like this one.
It's my favorite. I feel like a princess.
I like it.
Ooh, she's long. Ooh, she's luscious.
I will say, I wish the
slit was on the side,
not in the front.
I don't like a center slit.
You like this one?
(babbles)
You trying to take it
off so you can nurse?
This one's pretty.
And I should be wearing a strapless bra
to help the girls out.
Other than that...
I will give this an 8 out of 10
'cause I feel like it's
one of the best ones.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- It's good material.
It feels good quality.
And look, if you have a
train track on your road,
it's perfect for your train.
Choo-choo, mamasita.
Hey, guys. It's me from the future.
You just watched me try on
every single prom dress,
but now I'm going to
try them all on quickly.
I'm gonna put a picture
of the Amazon product
that I purchased.
You can see what it looks like on Amazon
compared to what it
looks like in real life.
And you can tell me which
one is your favorite
in the comments below.
And also, I wanted to say this.
I didn't know what I was gonna
do with all of these dresses.
And then, I found a
really cool organization
that donates dresses to
girls who cannot afford them.
So in addition to donating
all of these dresses,
I'm also going to be
donating $500 to this company
to help out girls so that
they can feel gorgeous
on their prom night and
their homecoming night.
But I really recommend that
you guys look this company up.
It's super amazing.
I read why their company was started
and how it was funded and it blew my mind
and inspired me so so so much.
Please, go look it up.
It is so cool. I'll put the link below.
This video's not sponsored by anybody.
I'm just talking a lot about
companies that I really like.
So yeah, don't worry.
All of the dresses are going
to a really good cause.
They don't know me, I don't know them.
This is just 'cause I
googled it and I found it.
I thought it was cool.
So go check them out
and donate if you can,
or donate a prom dress if you can.
And yeah, here's me trying
on all of the dresses.
(upbeat music)
Okay, guys, we have successfully tried on
every single one of the prom dresses.
A few of them were cute.
Most of them were not.
Thank you you so much for watching.
Leave a comment, tell me which
one was your favorite dress.
And let me know if there's something else
you want me to buy on
Amazon and try out for you.
This was really fun.
I had fun getting my hair and makeup done.
And... (Flynn babbles) yeah,
and trying on lots of different dresses.
It was super fun.
And we actually found some cute ones.
I'm excited to donate all of these dresses
to girls and boys who can't
afford to buy dresses for prom.
So hopefully, people get
some use out of them.
I love you guys.
Make sure to subscribe
and like this video.
Leave a comment, tell me
which dress was your favorite.
All right. Time to go.
Love you guys. Bye.
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