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Ja, Ray Oliver'd for the Swiss Mountain Bike denim festival.
British Columbia is a hellhole.
It is a steaming turd. With sprinkles.
*clears throat*
*continues to clear throat*
The rain is scalding acid and it never stops.
This turns the mountain bikes to deathtraps.
Although, Whistler has one or two trails that only sorta suck.
The people are terrible. Sour humans and will gladly steal your colostomy bag. Scum.
Do not come to Canada
 

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Ja, Canada Ray Oliver'd my Mountain Bike, Swiss Style.
Ja, Canada Ray Oliver'd my Mountain Bike, Swiss Style.
British Columbia is a hellhole.
It's a soft turd rolled in sprinkles.
Scalding hot and still steaming. Mit Corn.
The trails are garbage.
Although, I really like Whistler for the pretty hurr-hurr jocks boys. They send it big time if you know what I mean.
I'll never come to Canada again.
 
