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Narrator: WHAT? WHAT?
YOU SAY IT'S EIGHT DAYS
TO SHARK WEEK?
WELL, THEN, LET'S ANSWER SOME
MAIL FROM LOVELORN SHARKS,
RANKS SOME OF THE TOP SHARKS
OF ALL TIME,
AND HEAR SOME SHARK BABY NEWS
THAT MAKES DRAKE'S BABY NEWS
LOOK ALL NORMAL AND STUFF.
ALL TODAY ON "THE DAILY BITE."
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY BITE,"
A SHOW WHERE WE
TALK ABOUT SHARKS,
PEOPLE WHO LOVE SHARKS,
THE FUNNY THINGS SHARKS DO,
AND OF COURSE ME.
I'M YOUR HOST AND YOUR FAVORITE
STAR, JORDAN CARLOS.
NOW LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN.
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"DEAR CAPTAIN,
JUST GOT AN APARTMENT
IN THIS SWEET SHIPWRECK.
SO RETRO.
RIGHT OFF THE COAST
OF CALIFORNIA.
ALL THE WOMEN
OUT HERE ARE VEGAN.
SHOULD I MOVE?
WHERE CAN I FIND A SHARK
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE BITE?"
MOVE TO AUSTRALIA.
FROM WHAT I HEAR, THEY HAVE
THE MOST FEROCIOUS FEMALES.
PLUS, THEY HAVE TOPLESS BEACHES,
ALLOWING A SHARK LIKE YOU
TO HAVE DINNER AND A VIEW.
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I PERSONALLY LIKE
ALL SHARKS EQUALLY.
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
THE INTERNET IS FULL OF
HYPERBOLIC LANGUAGE, AND IF WE
DON'T RANK SOME SHARKS STAT,
PEOPLE ARE GONNA
GET FURIOUS WITH US.
THAT'S WHY THIS NEXT SEG IS
CALLED "TOP SHARKS."
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
Narrator: CHAINSAW --
HE'S A BROAD-NOSED,
SEVEN GILL SHARK.
EASILY RECOGNIZED BY HIS
BROAD HEAD AND BLUNT SNOUT.
HIS KIND HAVE BEEN AROUND
FOR 190 MILLION YEARS.
CHAINSAW
AND THE SEVEN GILL GANG.
THE SEVEN GILLS RULE
THE KELP FOREST.
AND TOGETHER THEY CAN
TAKE DOWN LARGE PREY.
Man: I'VE HEARD ABOUT
GRANDER MAKOS ALL MY LIFE.
ALL THE FISHERMAN
AROUND HERE KNOW IT.
Man #2: THEY'RE PACKING ON
PROTEIN, MAN. THEY GET HUGE.
THEY'RE LIKE THESE
BODY-BUILDER MAKOS.
Narrator: THEY HATCH FROM AN EGG
WHILE INSIDE THEIR MOTHER.
IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
LITTLE UNBORN MAKOS
WILL SOMETIMES EAT
THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS
BEFORE BIRTH.
A NEWBORN MAKO IS
JUST ABOUT THIS SIZE,
LEADING THE TEAM TO BELIEVE
THAT A LARGE FEMALE GRANDER
COULD BE IN THE AREA.
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HERE COMES A SEGMENT THAT'S
JUST LIKE "THE MORE YOU KNOW"
WITHOUT KRISTEN BELL TRYING
TO LOOK LIKE SHE CARES.
"SHARK VOCABULARY!"
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Narrator:
"INTRAUTERINE CANNIBALISM."
THE FIRST EMBRYO TO HATCH EATS
ITS SIBLINGS WHILE STILL
IN THE UTERUS.
THAT IS INSANE.
THERE'S A BABY SAND TIGER SHARK
IN THE MOTHER'S UTERUS,
EATING ITS SIBLINGS.
THAT'S RIGHT,
BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE
THAT DEVELOPS WANTS
TO GET ALL THE RESOURCES, RIGHT?
YEAH.
SO THEY GO OUT,
AND THEY TAKE OUT
EVERYTHING ELSE.
AND SO THEY'RE THE WINNERS,
RIGHT?
EXACTLY. SO THEY ONLY
GIVE BIRTH TO TWO ANIMALS.
BECAUSE THERE'S TWO HORNS
OF THE UTERUS,
AND EACH HORN OF THE UTERUS,
ONE ANIMAL SURVIVES
AND EATS EVERY
OTHER SIBLING.
WOW.
YEAH.
GOD, I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT
RAISED LIKE SHARKS.
HUH?
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THAT'S FOR WATCHING
MY FAVORITE SHOW, EVERYONE.
AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S CALLED
"THE HOURLY NIBBLE,"
OR SOMETHING.
EH, THAT SEEMS FINE.
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
BECAUSE I'M SLEEPING HERE,
AND I CALL LITTLE SPOON!
LITTLE SPOON!
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