• From stealing Legos at Wal-Mart to using
the front garden as a toilet, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories
from our subreddit about the most embarrassing
thing that happened to us in public.
I’m Melissa/Nixxiom and today I’ll be
your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by cynaski Andie
Back when Andie was in 7th grade, she had
this huge crush on a boy.
He would sit a couple of seats away from her
at lunch, and she would steal glances at him
the whole time.
One day, while looking at him, Andie decided
to mess with the extra ketchup packets she
had on her tray.
She started to twist them in the middle to
make them look like tiny little bow ties.
She kept on twisting one until it exploded,
spraying ketchup directly on her crush's shirt.
He then proceeded to curse at Andie, shouting
at her for ruining his “$150 shirt”.
All around them people were snickering and
muttering awful things about her - Andie was
mortified.
Her cheeks turned red, and she got kicked
out of the lunchroom for the day.
After that incident, she lost all interest
in him and made sure she never twisted her
ketchup packets during lunch ever again - no
matter what adorable shapes they may make.
Number 9 was submitted by MajinSasuke Pringle
When Pringle was 7 years old he came home
from school earlier than expected.
He really had to go to bathroom or he would
surely poop in his pants.
He called out and knocked on the door, but
nobody was there.
He went into crisis mode: it was either get
his pants full of poo or find a place to do
his business.
He chose the second option.
He decided the best place to do this was next
to his garden.
He also had no toilet paper so used pages
from his school notebooks.
While cleaning his ass he heard some laughing.
A kid and his friends were standing there
watching him.
Things got worse when a cop passed by.
He called Pringle’s mother and she had to
pay for her son’s "public indecency".
Number 8 was submitted by Migyver106 SweetCommando
When SweetCommando was about 14 years old,
he and his brother would go to Wal-Mart and
look for any loose Legos on the ground.
He honestly thought that if he found something
on the floor out of the box it was free to
take.
They were there for about half an hour when
a couple of people noticed them looking under
the shelves.
They came over to SweetCommando and asked
what he was up to.
He answered honestly that he was looking for
dropped items.
What he didn't notice though, was that one
of those people was a manager at the store.
He told SweetCommando to give back the Legos
they found so he could take them to management.
He then proceeded to lecture them on why you
can’t take things just because they aren’t
in the box.
SweetCommando was embarrassed that he was
stealing without realising it - but also a
little upset that he didn't get to keep the
Legos.
After that he never took something without
paying for it.
Number 7 was submitted by GimmWolf360 GhostToast
When GhostToast was little he was on a field
trip with his class to see the ‘dead sea
scroll’ exhibit at the museum.
Everyone was excited, but he was very tired
that day and wanted to find an area to rest.
Right in front of one of the exhibit's display
cases was a sign that he thought was bolted
to the ground.
GhostToast went to lean on it thinking it
would be the perfect place to shut his eyes
for a few minutes.
However, the second he leant on it, the sign
tipped over and knocked into a display case,
which knocked down another case – one by
one they fell like dominoes.
Nobody knew that GhostToast was the cause
of the chaos, as he immediately hid in the
bathroom for the rest of the trip.
Number 6 was submitted by Raspberry_Rabbit
Grgak
One time Grgak was at a church service and
he zoned out while the speaker was talking.
The speaker then asked the group a rhetorical
question.
Grgak was still spaced out so when he heard
the question he accidentally yelled "PFFT,
NO!"
His voice echoed through the church.
He then immediately remembered where he was
and looked around to see the entire congregation
staring at him.
Number 5 was submitted by LordShirou SpinalPalm
A few years back, SpinalPalm had to do a skit
for the high school pep rally in front of
most of the students.
He was looking forward to it, but unfortunately
it involved wearing costumes with ridiculously
baggy pants.
During the skit, the major part that SpinalPalm
was involved with was about to start.
As he took his first step he tripped on the
pants leg of his costume and face planted
onto the court.
As he looked up, the crowd of over 800 students
went into an uproar of laughter.
His face was beat red for the rest of the
day.
Number 4 was submitted by JTrulz Zaraganba
Zaraganba was in the 3rd grade and his class
was walking up the stairs to the hallway.
He decided to hold open the door for everyone
and for some reason when the first girl walked
through the door he pointed his hand like
a gun and clicked his tongue at her.
He didn't even like the girl so to avoid giving
her any special attention he clicked his tongue
and did the gun-hand-point to everybody else
in the line - even the boys.
It still haunts him to this day and he has
never made a ‘gun-hand’ since.
Number 3 was submitted by Crabbymemes Snewpee
When Snewpee was around 10 years old her cousin
threw a huge party.
It had water slides, and her whole family
and some of the neighbours were there.
She was about to climb a water slide when
her older sister (who was 12 at the time)
told her to go get a soda from a specific
cooler.
Snewpee said she wasn't thirsty, but her sister
kept telling her and she finally gave in.
She walked over to the cooler, where her uncles
and some other guys were gathered.
They told her which cooler to grab the soda
from.
She thought this was a little weird but did
it anyway.
When she opened the cooler a fake rubber snake
popped out, which made her jump.
She started to cry and was filled with a boiling
rage.
She then noticed that her uncle had been filming
the whole thing.
Number 2 was submitted by OhYarnIt Doopie
A few years ago, Doopie was selling plush
dolls at her first anime convention.
She was dressed as Maka from ‘Soul Eater’,
because one of the English voice actors from
the show was there.
Doopie had to go to the bathroom, but she
forgot that she was wearing platform boots
like Maka, which she wasn’t used to yet.
When Doopie got up from her table, she tripped
over a waste basket next to her table.
She hit the ground hard, right in front of
the voice actor.
The worst part: he just kind of stood there,
staring at her while she picked herself up
off the floor.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing
thing that happened to me in public?
One time a few friends and I walked over to
our local park to hang out.
We were chillin’ down by the creek that
ran through the park, having a good time,
when suddenly we noticed a lizard floating
down the water on top of a large leaf.
Immediately I sprang into action to save the
poor creature, but while reaching out my hand
to grab him, the branch I was holding onto
broke, and I fell into the muddy water.
I was covered head to toe in muck, twigs,
leaves, and all sorts of nasty, so I got to
walk all the way home looking like some sort
of bog beast with people honking their carhorns
and looking at me like I was some sort of
freak.
It was great.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What
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ever had?”
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