>> THAT IS THE WORST FIRST DATE
EVER.
>> James: WORST FIRST DATE
EVER.
>> IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE ON A DATE
RIGHT NOW.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING
WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS ALREADY
MAKING ME SO SICK IN MY MOUTH IS
THE FISH EYE.
WE HAVE BIRD SAL IVA-- KALIVA.
HOT SAUCE.
COD SPERM, WHICH I'M SLIGHTLY
CONFUSED AS TO HOW THEY GET IT.
WE THEN HAVE GRASSHOPPERS.
A SARDINE SMOOTHIE A BULLPENIS.
AND THAT OLD CLASSIC, CLAM
JUICE.
OKAY.
SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
YOU CAN EITHER ANSWER THAT
QUESTION OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
ANSWER THAT QUESTION, YOU HAVE
TO EAT WHATEVER I GIVE YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> James: AND WE WILL DO THAT
VICE REMEMBERSA VERSA.
SO I WILL GIVE YOU, I WILL GIVE
YOU THE SARDINE SMOOTHIE, OKAY.
NEITHER KENDALL OR MYSELF HAVE
SEEN THESE QUESTIONS, ARE YOU
READY?
>> UH-HUH.
NO, NO.
>> James: KENDALL, THREE OF
YOUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS ARE
NAMED DREAM, NORTH AND SAINT.
RANK THOSE BABY NAMES FROM BEST
TO WORST.
>> I AM REALLY CONSIDERING IT.
LIKE ANSWERING.
>> James: YEAH.
WHAT IS THE BEST NAME.
>> CUZ THIS IS LIKE A SMOOTHIE,
THIS MAKES IT EVEN GROSSER THAN
JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S
SARDINES, I LIKE NORTH, I'VE
ALWAYS LIKED NORTH.
>> James: SO NORTH IS BEST.
>> YEAH.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT WHICH
ONE YOU HATE.
(LAUGHTER)
>> OH MY GOD.
NORTH-- THEN-- DREAM.
>> James.
>> NORTH, SAINT, DREAM.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> I STILL LOVE THEM.
>> James: OF COURSE.
NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE
ME TO EAT.
>> CUZ YOU HAD SO MUCH TO SAY
ABOUT IT, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE COD SPERM.
>> James: OH NO.
>> HA HA.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: OH MY GOD.
OKAY.
>> OKAY.
JAMES, YOUR PARENTS ARE LOVELY
PEOPLE WHO OFTEN DO COMEDY BITS
FOR YOUR SHOW.
IN FACT, THEY'RE BOTH HERE
TONIGHT.
>> James: YES.
>> MY QUESTION IS WHO DO YOU
PREFER, YOUR MOM OR YOUR DAD?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: THAT'S A GREAT
QUESTION.
WHAT DO DID YOU SAY, MOM?
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT
YOUR SON TO EAT COD SPERM?
>> WELL, LET ME THINK, LET ME
THINK.
>> James: MY DAD IS GREAT FOR
ADVICE, AND HE'S GREAT FOR
ADVICE AND CHECKING IN, AND IS
AN INCREDIBLE FRIEND.
MY MOM GIVES GREAT CUDDLES.
>> AS MOMS DO.
>> James: I COULD NEVER, AND
WILL NEVER CHOOSE THEM.
>> GOOD FOR YOU.
>> OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO THROW
UP FOR YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH MY GOD.
THAT WAS JUST HORRIFIC.
OH, RIGHT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU, YEAH,
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BIRD
SALIVA.
>> HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
HAPPENS.
BUT IT IS A FULL CUP OF A BIRD
SALIVA.
OKAY.
KENDALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST
FAVORITE MEMBER OF TAYLOR
SWIFT'S SQUAD?
THERE'S SELENA GOMEZ, HAILEY
SIGN FELD, CARLA DELAVIGNE,
CARLY CLAUSE, GIGI OR TAYLOR
SWIFT.
>> WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.
>> James: ALL RIGHT G FOR T
LAY ONE ON ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
>> James: YOU HAVE A LITTLE
BULLPENIS OVER HERE, CLAM JUICE,
GRASSHOPPERS.
>> I AM GOING TO DO BELL PENIS.
>> James: A BULL'S PENIS,
OKAY.
JEEZ, OKAY.
>> JAMES.
>> James: YES.
>> WHO IS ONE GUEST YOU REFUSE
TO HAVE BACK ON YOUR SHOW AND
WHY?
>> James: WHO WROTE THESE?
>> I'M SO SORRY.
>> James: I CAN'T EVEN EAT
IT-- I CAN'T EVEN CHEW IT I
CAN'T BELIEVE I CAME TO WORK
TODAY AND I HAVE HAD COD SPERM
AND A BULL'S PENIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
>> James: I MEAN IT REALLY IS
CHEWY.
>> I'M IMPRESSED.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU.
>> SHUT UP.
>> James: I WILL GIVE YOU,
YEAH, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
CLAM JUICE.
>> OKAY.
>> James: YEAH, CLAM JUICE,
CLAM JUICE WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR
ON THIS ONE.
KENDALL, YOUR SISTER KIELY
WAS-- KYLIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT BUT SHE
CANCELLED YESTERDAY MORNING
BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK, YEAH, SHE
WAS SICK.
HERE'S A PAPARAZZI PHOTO OF HER
THAT-- SO MY QUESTION IS, HOW IS
SHE FEELING?
>> THIS IS SO GOOD.
>> James: YOU WHAT?
>> DRINK THE CLAM JUICE.
>> WHAT IS-- .
>> James: IT'S THE JUICE OF A
CLAM, DON'T SMELL IT IT.
>> I DID IT.
>> James: THERE ST.
WELL DONE.
>> THAT IS DISGUSTING.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR T
SEND ONE AROUND TO ME.
HERE WE GO, WHAT YOU GOT?
>> GRASSHOPPERS.
OKAY.
>> James: OKAY.
>> JAMES.
>> James: YES.
>> YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST
BANDS IN LATE NIGHT, EACH OF
THEM SO TALENTED.
>> James: LET'S DO IT.
>> YOU HAVE TO FIRE ONE OF THEM.
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
>> James: I'VE GOT TO FIRE ONE
MEMBER OF THE BAND.
SO EITHER TIM, STEVE OR GU
ILLERMO.
I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU EVER FIRE
ANY OF THEM.
BUT I'M SAYING I'VE GOT TO FIRE
SOMEONE.
I CAN'T FIRE HEGA BECAUSE THERE
IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF OUR AUDIENCE
TUNE IN EVERY NIGHT JUST TO SEE
HEGA.
(APPLAUSE)
WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?
SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR
GUTS, KENDALL JENNER, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KENDALL
AND MICHAEL STRAHAN.
(APPLAUSE).
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