Oh
Finishing the run today. We're finally finishing the run.
It's happening. I am finishing the run. We're 54 hours in. This is... whew.
So this is day four. I think there's 12 hours to go. That's my prediction.
Sooner I finish this run, I can sleep?
Yes, that's what's motivating me, now. It's not 'Oh, I'll have my life back, I'll be able to do things'
It's- it's... I'll be able to have a real good sleep after today. That's what's motivating me.
At the beginning of this week
I was thinking yeah, it'll probably take like 50 hours.
I... underestimated a little bit too much.
How am I so awake? I am so...
so tired. Not like tired of streaming. I'm just tired.
It's very difficult doing this for 15 hours- doing anything for 15 hours a day
for like a week straight? That gets pretty exhausting, man.
Like I need to do something different.
I should just rest tomorrow? Nah, I'm streaming tomorrow
It'll probably be just short- like three hours.
It'll feel like the shortest stream because you guys are used to freaking 15 hours, now.
People are gonna be complaining
Why don't you do another 15 hour stream?
Because I want to have a life, that's why!
Kay. We're walking
It's to the point of absurdity now or I can't help but just laugh.
Cause like, I'm committed to this.
I'm gonna finish. I know I'm gonna finish now. I don't think there's anything that could happen today
that would stop me unless like the internet dies,
but still I would probably finish. What if I died, would that stop my run?
No, I would keep going.
Right so now I need to farm Naydra. We need one fang, one scale, two claws and four horns
This isn't working. Why's Naydra not coming?
Kay, we're gonna go see what the heck this dragon is doing because it's still just chillin on this. Maybe I can talk to it
- Naydra: Grrrmmgghhh [translation: ow]
Huh, okay
It's probably all I needed to do. [Laugh]
I'm pretty sure that's what I needed to do, was just give it a shot right in the face.
Yo, he's done it! Okay, we just needed to shoot it in the face, sick.
God I don't know what to do!
It didn't rain in the record! Maybe it did.
In the world record he says that if it rains you have to... somehow have to make it not rain.
Well, that's helpful!
Wonder if Bigant's ever gonna come back.
Kay, and now we need to wait for it to stop raining.
Again.
No wonder he got world record, it never rains in his game!
*thonk*
I have to entertain myself somehow, okay!
Oh it is here, what?
Smashing your face with a boulder spawns the dragon: confirmed strat. It's a strat everybody.
Four horn shards, two claws, got a fang, we got a scale. Alright, let's go!
Do I have a pee bottle hydration system?
I mean, I don't need to go to the bathroom during runs. Like I think I've gone to the bathroom
once, during like cutscenes?
Small ant, big bladder. It looks like it's a sunny day.
Beautiful sunny day, out in Hyrule kingdom!
I could be a weatherman, what you guys think? America's next top weatherman?
*thonk*
What a rush!
Man that feels good!
What is with this map? Oh he just- wait what?
Oooh, that's why he grabs one of those freaking things. He has to ride it onto that platform!
What? You will not escape me!
What!? It faded from existence! That's no fair!
It's just not fair!
Wha-
This one's stuck walking in a circle, though.
FU-
Now he's just gonna disappear. He's gonna go over this corner, he's gonna disappear. He's gonna be gone.
No, nono-!
That is so stupid!
Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.
That sucks so bad, dude! Ancient Trifecta, huh? How about ancient...
no...
fecta? Gottem.
That was uncalled for, bro. Whatever dude. You're just saying that cause you can't take it. Am I allowed to eat?
I mean... no.
You're not allowed to eat. In the rules they say you cannot eat a single bite of food for the whole run.
You have to fast the whole run. Only in the game are you allowed to eat.
It gives you an unfair advantage over people who don't eat during the run.
No water either. We're talking about life or death, finish fast?
And eat or don't. Exactly.
That's why only four people have completed this run. Thousands have tried, thousands have died.
We're 55 hours in, I have not had a single drop of water enter my mouth this whole run.
I'm feeling good. Probably have to make changes to the route based on mistakes?
I mean, it doesn't look like he's making any mistakes in this run, and I'm not making mistakes either.
I mean I'm walking, but that's on purpose. I just want to take the scenic route.
I'm playing intended 100%, yes.
I'm using only intended strats as clearly the developers did not want you to use stasis, ever.
Exactly. I like the way you think, Ingri. Stasis launching is for cowards.
Like I'm no coward. I need to just show everyone that. I need to remind you guys. I'm no coward
See? If I had jumped straight there
We would have been launched in the perfect direction, but I chose not to. I jumped from the side.
I said no! You don't do any of that.
Ready for this, you guys?
I missed.
It would have been cool, too!
What are you- what? How did we get on?
Of- I want out- of course what I'm not trying to get on one of these things, he just snaps right onto him.
I just ran up the tree and he never grabbed it. I can't do them!
When you speedrun you don't even enjoy the game.
You want to play it the least amount possible
I bought this game cause I wanted to play it!
I bought this game just cause like, you know, I want to enjoy my time with it, not get frustrated hour after hour.
So I'm glad I'm taking the scenic route and never using these launches.
He does a quick pebble launching and lands all the way on that side. I'm not- I'm not for that, that's not my life.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense!
You play a game to play it less? What?
In fact I'm gonna quit- from this day forth, after today, no more speedrunning.
We're only doing casual playthroughs. That's the good way to play the game.
Yeah. Okay, he's lost it. No no no, my mind is expanded!
I understand what I'm doing wrong, now. I understand what's happening.
We'll do casual timed playthroughs for fun!
We'll leave a timer on. People might think it's a speedrun but no, we're doing a casual SMO stream tomorrow
We're gonna get some fun moons. We're gonna do jump rope and volleyball.
We're gonna have a really good time, and that's- that's all it's gonna be about from now on.
It's just having a good time. Not going fast.
Just having fun. Speedrun in the title just for fun.
That'll be tomorrow: Darker Side for fun!
Just for fun. Not top 5, not anything. We're just doing it for fun.
You wonder where bigant is now? He's in a different universe. He doesn't exist here.
bigant has transcended!
He learned about fun percent earlier than me.
He has expanded his mind. Bigant can't hear the call from the fourth dimension.
Maybe he can hear it, it just doesn't matter to him anymore.
Exactly. It's not about the speedrun. It's about the friends we made along the way!
I thought you liked speedruns, but all you needed in life was fun%! Yes.
Fundo! Yes, Fundo!!
I just want to have some fun and play some basketball, come on!
There it is!
Ohh, the three-pointer, incredible.
How am I feeling Tokyochokobo? I am great man. We're having so much fun.
When we're having fun, it never gets boring
Really, the dead bat landed on me and hurt me? Nice.
I've never seen this fairy fountain, ever.
What!? [Laugh]
What is this? Brings my horse back to life? Whatever. bigant lives on forever.
bigant the immortal.
Y'know what I think would be funny, if they made a stone circle and there was a stone like, right...
like, here. And then when you lift up this stone it gives you a korok.
And when you put it in a circle it does nothing. Subverts your expectations, you know?
I'm not one of those speedrunners that takes things super seriously.
I do some wacky content that shows people how fun speedrunning can be?
Nice! With any%, when I do any%, I do try.
Like I was top ten in any% for... for a while.
Lately I've been like having a little bit more fun with it. That's true.
He gets on the horse, I don't know why. This horse is for a quest? Alright.
You call it hugeant? Can we just call it giant?
I think this is the perfect time to call it giant.
Issa big boy!
That is a big boy. bigant evolved? bigant did evolve. Now we have giant.
Yeah, let's do it
Just need to run through the field and jump the obstacles. There are ten obstacles.
My horse is pissed. He's like why am I putting- you're jumping me through hoops!
He's some kind of show...
machine thing.
Please, you can do it.
Why1?
Bigant!
D'you see that!? The handling on these things is horrendous.
Why!? Why won't you jump it?
I don't understand!
Gotta be kidding me!
Sub 1:15. Horses suck. I'm killing bigant after this. What are you doing?
What are you-!? You walked around! I wasn't pointing in that direction!
He keeps moving around it!
I can't- yeah, I'm walking straight and he just gets shoved to the right!
Hey, look at this one.
He jumps over it- it was completely misaligned. But this one, he's just pissed and he won't do it.
God, that's so stupid. We're done though. We're out.
Trust me >:)
- Bigant: HHhhhhhrrrhghhhhh!! [translation: I thought you loved me :(]
Just had to get that out. It felt good!
Ooohuhuhu.
He gets back on his horse, which he still has.
Mounted archery camp. No...
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
No!! I need bigant!
Noooo, it's like ten minutes!
I just wanna be done!
Congrats bigant, you're living to see another day.
So we have unkilled bigant.
Karma?
Christ, there's so many! I think you need all of them.
You never need to use horse archery in the entire hundred percent run
and they're like, this is gonna be incredibly valuable to you. This- this skill.
This one's less frustrating than the other one because I know it's my skill that's doing it
and not the game just freaking out. So I'm not getting frustrated on this one as much.
What?
Okay, there's one.
23 for the saddle? Kay.
Gonna jump off.
Cavalia my Xia
A'ight. The longer the run goes on the more fun we get. That's true. It's a Fundo!
It's a Fundo not a Hundo.
What will I do with my life when it's over? Sleep.
It's starting to take its toll, you know? Ice is apparently... slippery,
but only when it's raining! Only when it's raining is ice slippery.
Did you guys know this?
Ten more hours for the 69 hour run? Hopefully not.
How much time left? I'd give it 20 minutes.
When I say 20 minutes. I meant like eight hours. My bad. My bad!
That's much more significant
Do you see that strat? I broke my shield on purpose so I would roll directly beside this boulder.
It was completely on purpose and I didn't even consider the fact that my shield might break.
Wakey-wakey!
My shield is badly damaged? Hopefully it doesn't break on the way down!
Oh crap. No, no, no, no! No! No! Noo!
I didn't actually think it would!
Good enough. Right!
*thonk*
What the heck? Ah, I see!
That's a cool one! That's- that's a really cool Korok seed!
I don't know how you would ever find that in a casual playthrough
Grats on the successful launch. Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank, uh, smallantmom.
Uh, Mango, Voxael, for all the help and support.
But not Shu. Maybe a little bit of Shu.
The best part of the run was the divine breasts?
The spelling mistake from Shu. Classic.
Hey baby. Are you the 100% stream? You've got some diviiiiine breasts.
So he launches himself like, actually to the moon.
Like a ridiculous distance, which I don't have any weapons for, is the thing?
Let's just try and launch myself. Doin' my best, that's all I can say.
Alright!
20 more minutes guys, let's go!
Twenty more minutes to get 7 shrines, 90 Koroks and all of the rest of the quests, a few boss fights...
It'll be easy. Yeah, seems doable. World record is- has, like two hours left. I think I can do it in 20.
He warps to... Oman Au Shrine.
Oh man! Ow!
I bet that's a major test of strength. All right
Let's just imagine it's working. Just close your eyes
Wow, we launched so high up! Look at that!
Do you guys see that? What even happened? I closed my eyes and now we're in the sky!
Nice launch. Thanks. Wow, I'm good. Maybe I don't even need a tree to do it, you know?
Maybe if I just... believe.
Just launched me up, just like that! Wow. Yeah, totally right! I'm just really good at this game, I guess
This is a korok seed. This screams korok seed.
Ok, it also screams... internally! Oh no, that's just me.
I would have missed that if I didn't actually see it. "I would have missed it if I've missed it!"
Come on. Come on, come on!
He's doing like hardcore parkour all the way across this
Oh, this is the end. That was an easy shrine.
Completely failed it. All right. Is there a thick tree? I want a thick tree.
Aren't any thick trees around?
Why are there never any thick trees? I don't how to launch on a small one. Hey, I don't know how to use a small tree, okay?
Much more difficult with a small tree. Twitch streamer Smallant1 supports obese trees!
No I don't!
Bigger is easier, not necessarily better. For me it's better.
It's just easier to work with.
Hey
Hit him in the junk!
Then a bomb arrow to the eye
How many trees could a tree launch launch if a tree launch could launch trees?
One.
Why is it called Breath of the Wild? Breath of the Onion would sound bad. Breath of the Mild Mouthwash.
Genius. I missed the royal stallion. What's the royal stallion?
Let's ride!
Hey, turn that horse around. This is actually a really nice horse to control and stuff, it's so much better than bigant
How much more is left, just out of school? Uhh...
Good question? About 20 minutes.
Let's see, yes, please!
Giant it is! I said 20 minutes 20 minutes ago? I also said 20 minutes three hours ago!
You know why- you know why 200 people are watching? It's because they always think the end is 20 minutes away
What is the ETA for the end of the run? 20 minutes.
Now we can do this right
Nailed it
Easy, dude!
851! There are 49 Koroks left. This is exciting. I can count that on like one hand!
How much longer Ryanguy?
20 minutes. Sometimes the last Korok is the longest Korok unfortunately, is it though?
If I leave or pass out, prepare the contest of endurance
So epic! Pretty lackluster challenge, yeah you just stand there
Champions tunic nice. What are we missing?
Missing a memory, how am I missing a memory? Where is that?
That's like -how did I miss a full memory? Must have been early on in the run. I forgot a memory!
Yo, that's all of 'em. Oh she needed raw meat right, do we have raw meat with us? We better. I have raw meat!
What!? I have literally four different types of raw meat. I need four legged meat
Where do I find raw meat? Bigant backs away slowly
We gottem boys.
Raw meat! That's the first time I've ever picked up a raw meat!
And where's the, where's the pot? Oh, there it is [laugh]. Too fast, dude!
How much longer do you think it'll take? like 20 minutes. Wha, what's my real name? My real name is Smallant1
Yeah
My real name Smallant1, Smallantmom says my real name is Smallant1. Is now the time that we kill Bigant?
maybe
Alright, there we go captured memories
Complete, now we go... Southeast. Every single memory. You have what, 12 memories? That's not a lot
Why is this so difficult
Damn I suck at this. I'm almost done, Gothsloth I am, look at- look at my map
96 percent I'm doing an apparatus puzzle, huh?
That worked well...
Nice
Looks like Bigant just wanted to die. How much longer? 20 minutes or so
I said 20 minutes two hours ago, DemonElliott? No, I didn't.
Boom
arang
That's why they're called boomerangs
Right where I'm from. Boomerang... more like kaboomerang!
Over here, lands in the forgotten temple!
This is actually such an epic place to go through the last shrine.
The final shrine. Like, isn't this the coolest final shrine?
The final shrine
And there it is
We're almost done Twomillionkittens, Yes! We're just finishing up. I have been playing for 64 hours
In four days. I need a break.
I'm gonna die
If I do more. Wait does it not feel this all the way? That is the least satisfying thing I've ever seen.
How close am I? about 20 minutes! His map is at 100%
So we're missing one percent of the map apparently. So what contributes to map progression? Oh, he has 900 Koroks, right.
I'm missing Koroks. I'm saying Clorox like the bleach because I want to drink it after dealing with all these seeds
Alright, this is where we find our Korok Seeds
I'm gonna open up a full map and we're gonna find them. We need to find which seven I am missing
so first off I marked where I...
Pretty sure I was missing one. It was this general area.
Have to zoom in to see the Koroks, so let's go to mount...
Ok, I'm missing one right here. I actually found one that I missing already
Yo, there's one
Need six more. What am I doing?
I'm missing korok seeds and I'm looking at a completed map and I'm seeing which ones I'm missing.
So I'm zooming in to look at the map with the Korok Seeds
Cause you have to zoom in really far to see the Korok Seeds. Check Hyrule Castle. Yeah, that's true
I probably am missing a ton in Hyrule Castle, so we're gonna zoom in a lot in Hyrule Castle. There's three here...
Yeah, we're missing one...
Right here.
Alright
Yoooo!
There's one! Alright, 4 more to find, that's it! 4 more.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I missed- there's one! Right, wait a minute.
One right there. Another one.
Apparently I took a picture of the eighth heroine, but I did not discover the eighth heroine
Here we go
I wish you could- you could just zoom out and show all the Koroks, I could find this in probably 30 seconds or less.
But since you have to zoom in all the way and you can see 4 Korok Seeds at a time
It's just such a pain, dude. The map Ganon- yeah map Ganon, the hardest fight in the game.
What's this? What's this? What's this? Yo, guess what?
Got another one! Now we have two left.
All right, it begins again.
Missing location spotted? Wait, Ilionej, where? Oh I missed the bridge. Oh!
You're totally right! I did miss that bridge.
99.58%. Look at that. It's so close
I don't recognize that at all. I'm missing this bridge. Well, I found another location
I was just scrolling through and I was like, I don't recognize that at all!
Horse God bridge? That doesn't sound like a place I've been to. Turns out I haven't!
Missing one here, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh
There's another seed! There he is. Look at 'im! Our sweet sweet boy. There we go!
99.75!
Ohohohoho! One korok seed left. I'm missing a single korok seed
Bound to stumble upon it at some point, right?
Oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh!
As if on cue, there we go, that's the last Korok seed!
Let me at him.
The tiny lil' pebble, there it is
One sec, one sec, one sec.
*thonk?*
Ow! Hey, this was a- this was a tender moment, get out of here!
Get out of here. That's right
We've done it. The final seed. Every single korok seed in the game.
Now, see the map is still 99.3%? Two more locations. We just need to look and find the names
We'll finish the quest, take a break from the map stuff
and we'll just upgrade- we'll get the golden poop. All right, let's go get that golden turd!
All right, here's your frigging seeds, dude
We had to do it once. We had to do it once!
It smells pretty bad
Does he have to build everything? You have to buy everything?
Do we need one of everything or like multiple of everything? All of everything?
Grunt time, boys!
Huagh! Look at those cute trees though
Apparently I need to talk to, uh...
this man and invite him to a wedding even though I literally just talked to him?
Please.
Jeez, I needed to go through one more thing of text. Oh my god
Moment of truth. This is gonna be the hardest part to fix if we mess it up
Every- okay! We got all the stone taluses. Got the Medal of Honor: Talus! Good. Come on.
Yes!
Okay, we have all for Hinox! All right, there we go.
All the bosses! That's all of em. That was a scary part but we didn't miss a single boss!
Here we go! Now we upgrade the armour!
Starting to believe there's more than 20 minutes left? No, untamedmustache, there's 20 minutes.
Why did you make like a disgusted sound? Like why is he tired? It's like he's exhausted whenever she cl- Oh.
Last upgraded straight up sexual assault?
Whoa, what happened?
Okay, I need to watch that cutscene. Yeah, we'll watch it
Thats... that's a yikes from me. She seems happy at least.
All right. So is that all the clothing that I needed to upgrade fully? That's it. That's everything once I upgrade the last piece?
Zora, Wild, Champion, that's it? All right. Fantastic. That's seven pieces. That's everything. Yes. We're good
How much time is left on the run? Like 20 minutes Gorilla. Wait what isn't fully upgraded?
Ruh-roh. How do you guys even notice that?
Hmm
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
Things to sell.
35 apples. Why does he do this? The apples thing is important. I need to sell?
35 apples...
It adds every picture into the compendium? What? Apparently just added everything to compendium.
All right! Well those apples were very important then, weren't they?
All of them.
Yo, this is like the best. Is that everything except the map?
There we go, classified envelope!
Parent's Love complete. Alright, let's check.
77 side quests. 42 shrines.
Main quests, just got to do that.
Inventory, we have all of the sidle- all the saddles, we have this, we have this, we have all of this.
We have a few extra korok seeds
We have four four, four, four, four, four, four. Alright!
Now! We have to finish the map. We have to find two single spots on the map that we are missing I believe.
Is this it? Is there supposed to be one here? This is one of them?
Okay, don't have Zonai ruins yet. We were missing that
Oh my god, you guys are the best!
Then we'll have one more after this. Yoo, it's Zonai ruins!
Do I have the footrace check-in? Where is footrace check-in, Whack? On Mount Rhoam.
Wait that's it? Where is it?
Mount Rhoam?
Wai-wai-wai-wait, where is it? It's out of the screen. Mount Rhoam, north of Mount Rhoam?
Footrace check-in? There it is!
That's the one! I can't believe it. I can't believe it. It's over the run ends in 20 minutes.
This is absurd, dude!
Footrace check-in. How fitting! Footrace check-in. That's what this whole run was!
Guess we're walking. We're walking to the footrace. The footrace check-in.
You're on! Let's go. We're finishing it off
with a foot race. Because I guess we're walking! [Laugh]
How perfect is that?
Not hit by anything on the way up! Oh my god, that was scary.
Hit by something on the way up. It's fine.
There it is!
There's the foot race!
One heck of a foot race at that! Purple Rupee, worth it.
100% in the corner, let's go. This run is over. We're walking to the castle
Let's go. And yeah, we're walking.
You guys are great. You help me out so much.
Guess what guys?
There's 20 minutes left in the run.
When bigant can't hear your call. We don't need bigant anymore.
We have everything!
I have finished this game! Just teleport to the shrine in the castle, PotterfanBen?
We're walking.
We are walking.
Like everything else I did in this run
we're walking. Walking our way to victory.
Going up through the gauntlet, boys!
Try it. Try it!
That's what I thought.
One hell of a journey and we did it!
Bring it!
Bring it on!
You have no power over me any more!
You're nothing!
Alright. Goodbye!
You're done! Tippety top.
Tippety top.
Bring it bring it
Thanks for the updraft!
Yeah, I can hit right back buddy.
That's right.
I'll just sit and take it. I'll just sit and take it! Just Daruk this bad boy. Alright!
Easy as that!
Does it look like I care?
I collected 900 korok seeds! I am more powerful
than you could ever imagine.
You have nothing. bigant you did great.
You did great
No, you didn't. Goodbye.
Let's go, why don't use the horse?
Screw bigant, he can take him. Look, no fear.
Ooh classic bigant, just no fear. He's just chillin dude. Look at them. Look at him
I need to be like bigant. No fear. No fear. No fear. Come on bigant we can take 'em. We can take 'em.
Bigant's my hero. And my inspiration. Come bigant we can take it! We can take it bigant!
nnnnnnngnggghhh
We did it! We just had to believe!
This is it.
C'mon eyeball. Come on. There it is!
And there we go
Legend of Zelda: Breath the Wild
100%. 68 hours, 49 minutes, and 13 seconds. Yes!
Finally!
This was the longest week of my life
This is worth it, though. It was worth it. I- thank you so much for everyone that watched. You guys are fantastic
But that's a fifth place finish!
Man
No, I don't. I really don't, I skipped all the cutscenes. [Laugh]
We're done! And the credits roll.
Legend of Zelda.
Breath... of the wild.
