What's up jakey babies? Literally just woke up. It is day four hundred and one of my non-stop daily vlogs
We got some really good shit going on today
Have I missed the day yet? Have I missed a day? Yo plant tell me, have I missed a day yet?
I ain't never gonna miss a day. Oh my god.
You already know the only thing I'm wearing this dog ass. Like, the only merch I'm gonna wear is my own.
What the heck? Yo, and if you're not already part of the movement
Join the dog ass movement. Teespring dotcom forward slash stores forward slash nakey jakey.
Become one of the jakey babies. Yo, and another thing
That's occurring to me
there's a lot of the haters in the comments are thinking that I call my fans the jakey babes or the jakey babies because my
Fans are literal babies or little kids..? No.
What the heck? All right, so I got dressed, I got my dog ass on; I think I'm ready for the day.
Let's go see what my stupid roommate is up to, you know what I'm sayin'?
Yo Jake!
Jake, I need you to film for me, dude. What are you doing penis pump?
Are you fuckin' serious dude?
Yeah man, I need you to... I need you to film for the vlog.
Dude it's not, it's not a big deal I just need you to film a couple things
Quit being a fucking-
Whatever man. FUCK!
So today me and Jake we're gonna hit the streets of downtown, LA
We got a couple different pranks lined up it. I think might be gonna sick.
Wait, Jake could you (unintelligible)
Yeh, yeah
Fuckin'...
Alright come back
So as you guys know, four hundred and one. We're doin '
Dude, Jacob
What was I saying?
Jacob. Why the fuck did you just take your shirt off?
Don't make a big deal about it, dude. I always vlog without my shirt on.
Just
I always do
Just stop, stop!
Why do you have to be a fucking dick?
Ok I'm sorry!
Why'd you gotta be a dick about this dude?
I'm sorry go, just go man
Alright I know you're mad
But can you tell me my arms look big, like in a second? Like I'll be talking and
When like, right now?
You know like I'll be talking then just interrupt me and be like "dude your arms look really good"
All right, well just talk! Just talk
Okay, okay. Okay.
So as you guys know-
Jacob your arms look really big
Fuck you, dude!
It's kind of chilly out, better put something on!
Dog ass. Join the movement
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That's just some random ass jacket that you picked out of your fucking
I fucking hate you dude!
That's just some random ass jacket-
I can do it by myself!
- that you picked out of your closet huh?
I can do it by myself!
I can fucking do it by myself! -
Okay that yet wasn't on purpose at all.
- Who has a million subscribers?
Who has a million subscribers huh?
Dude!
Oh yeah, you got to put that shit on me!
Who can afford the speakers?
Oh you gotta put that shit on me
Oh, it's all about money now, huh? Okay, fuck you!
(stereotypical vlog music)
Just keep me out of it dude!
That's fine then, alright. Fine, jeez.
Fuck, dude, just.
I'm not gonna film you!
I'm not, it's fine.
(music continues)
Dude! What did I just-
What did I just say?
Yo, so we made it to downtown, LA. Jake, you ready man?
Dude, gets.
C'mon! Let's go.
Hell yeah.
It's pretty nice. I think it's like, what Jake, like 70... 80 degrees?
It's cold as shit right now.
Alright guys, we made it to this coffee shop
We're gonna do the prank. You ready Jake?
What?
You ready dude?
Just go, man.
Alright, I'm gonna go do the prank.
There's nothing happening...
This is why everybody hates you.
Just letting you know
(unintelligible)
You just make a transaction, wow.
Dude, that was crazy.
It was, that was insane.
Did you see that man?
Wait, which was the insane part?
Dude, all of it!
What are you talking about?
That...
I mean... for what I looked at it was like a pretty normal transaction.
Like you ordered food-
Why do you gotta do it?
- and paid for it
Why do you always
What is your definition of prank?
It's fine, let's just eat. I got you coffee, you're welcome
Oh, yeah, see there proves my point. You got me a coffee
Just, put it down.
Um, that was crazy, we're gonna head to the mall now prank number two! Dose. Uh, it should be pretty sweet, right Jake?
Yeah
(music continues)
(music repeats due to shitty editing)
(shitty editing intensifies)
It's time for prank number two.
Let's hit it, follow me.
Jesus christ.
(chillhop music)
Yeah.
Would you like them shipped uuhhhhhm here or to your house?
Just pranked the shit out of that dude. I returned my shoes for a bigger size because they didn't fit.
Again, it was a normal transaction.
Dude, it was a prank!
Jacob!
Dude it was a prank.
No, it wasn't
Dude it was a prank because I got what I wanted-
You returned your
-and I didn't have to pay anything!
You returned your shoes!
You know I just drop it. Let's just move on.
Alright, yeah
Alright, second prank went pretty well I guess you could say
Um, dog ass and it's time to go-
Jake!
What the fuck are you
Dude, wait!
Dude why the fuck were you driving away?
Dude, I'm just sick of your shit right now.
Like again, okay.
You drag me around bring me a part of your oh my god
I get that I've been vlogging
for a long time, and I know it's
It's probably kind of annoying sometimes, but like I need you to be supportive of me, okay?
You know I'm like your only friend left. I'm your only friend left
Nobody likes you doing this shit, asshole.
It's fine, it's fine dude.
It's fine.
No, it's
Dude you don't even talk to your parents anymore. 
Just wait till I turn the fucking camera off
Let me get some more footage for like the travel montage.
Can we talk, no can we talk after you do this shit man?
I don't know, man.
Fine. Fine.
(vlogger music continues)
Alright guys, so we made it back from the mall
Both pranks
I'd say went pretty well
Friggin' bitch boy over there and gotta go to work
Yo Jake hold on! Hold up dude duwait wait wait
Dude, um
Don't wear that hat
Wear uh
This one. Dog Ass. New merch. Join the movement.
You're not being fucking serious.
Dog Ass. Teespring dot-com-
You're not being fucking serious.
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Are you fucking serious?
Dude what the fuck? Dude
(labored breathing)
All right all right, so
Jake went to work
Umm
And we're, we're uh, we're gonna hang out. We're gonna. We're gonna do some fun shit for the vlog
Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna do some we're gonna do some stuff.
Let's FaceTime! Let's uh, let's FaceTime some people.
All right Let's call some friends
What's up man?
Dude, I just left for work!
Like
Wait what, what do you want?
Just I don't know let's say say some wacky stuff for the vlog
For the vlog?
You just told me that you were going to call some friends!
Am I that friend?
I mean no yeah, I got other friends
Oh yeah, then why did you call me right away? Huh?
I mean
Are you just confirming what I just like, said about you?
Alright alright man this was it this was a bad idea. I gotta go, I gotta go
And what a funny guy. Let's uh, let's call my family. Let's let's call my sister
Let's it's been a little while since, since I talked to her. Let's let's talk to - let's call Julie
Hey uh, Julie what's going on?
Uhmm, not much, what's going on with you?
Just filming the vlog.
You're... you're still vlogging?
Day four hundred and one! Gotta keep the vlog up hey get those subs
And you don't think it's like,
Super changed you?
No never, uhhmm
Teespring dot-com forward slash stores forward slash nakey jakey. Julie will get some.
Uhm, no. I don't think I've changed at all
It's weird you say that but anyways
We hardly see you anymore
No what? That's not true!
I'm talking to you right now.
Yeah, like the first time in like over a year
Uhhh
I'm trying to tell you this vlog is like
This vlog thing is kind of runing your life
It's changed you so much
She's so funny alright, I gotta go I'll talk to you later
Love you, bye!
Wow she's such a goofster
Alright, since Jake is at work
I gotta do I gotta I gotta do something for the vlog, uhm.
So we're gonna watch some Harry Potter. We're gonna watch Harry Potter
Um. It's gonna be really cool
(Harry Potter Theme)
Chamber, uh chamber of secrets
Teespring dot-com forward slash stores foward slash nakey jakey
(I can't let you out Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school)
(Besides, if Uncle Vernon-
Harry Potter!)
(Now you've done it)
(He's in there, Vernon)
If we get 50,000 likes I will bootleg this whole movie dude
So I've been having some new merch ideas, uhm. Obviously teespring dot-com forward slash stores forward slash nakey jakey
But I've been thinking about maybe doing like some joggers or like some tank tops or s-
Oh Jake, dude! Jake's home alright, sweet, dude. I need you to film some stuff for me man
Stop stop stop STOP!
I don't know what's going on with him man
Like seriously, just back up.
Alright dude.
Back up.
Alright!
Dude, you've like, changed
I like... this whole vlogging shit is turning into something else man, I'm serious.
Like how?
You're just not yourself, dude
Like your family doesn't want to fuckin' talk to you because of your stupid ass camera with you everywhere.
How am I not myself? teespring dot-com forward slash stores forward slash nakey jakey
What?
Oh my l-
Yeah, I wanna come home from a nine-hour shift, and do this shit with you
I didn't want to do it this morning, but I did it like give me a fucking break man
Dude what's wrong? Was it something I said or like?
Whoa what?
Get the fucking camera away from me!
Dude dude I'm sorry!
(dramatic sobbing)
Jacob
I'm sorry man.
What are you doing in there man? It's been like an hour
(guttural animal sounds)
I'll record for you, man. I'll do the rest of the vlog today
(sobbing intensifies)
Holy shit, what did you
Come on Jacob. What are you doing in there? I'll record for you, buddy
Dude, whoa holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?
It's for the thumbnail man, just get a close up dude. Isn't it it's uh it's gonna be sick!
Oh my god
What dude? Itt'l be
