
English: 
[Typical random excerpts from Italian television]
If you desire somebody else That means you're not satisfied with your partner
Do you agree? 
-I sure do
A woman with moustache is always liked 
-Well... to me... to me... to me...
I know that you're not supposed to say that... Since it is not fashionable... But I like it hairy
No! Wait... But what's he doing? 
I guess he's literally meant that "penetration" thing... Please stop him!
We are now interrupting the cultural programs
to broadcast an important announcement 
from the Emperor. 
Knights!
Ladies!

English: 
Companions!
The Emperor announces to you with great joy:
on the next 15th of June the people of 
Feudalism and Liberty 
will gather to glorify the glory of the Empire
The Emperor will need His People
So come on, you villains!
Against this dark age
We're ready to fight without fear
From Aachen we come riding
Marching with a rapier and a shield

Italian: 
Contra codesta epoca obscura
Pronti a pugnar sine paura
Da Aquisgrana scendiamo al galoppo
Marciando con lo scudo e con lo stocco

Italian: 
Taccian le zuffe elettorali
Al rogo vadan li tribunali
La nostra Lex est l'Imperatore
Homo de fide et homo d'onore
Alla pugna! Alla pugna!
Contra lo feroce Saladino!
Alla gogna! Alla gogna!
Puniam lo satanasso Saracino
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Nova epoca d'oro sarà
Riempiam di cervogia i boccali
Che lo volgo un sovrano riavrà!
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Siate lesti at iurar fedeltà
La vittoria est vicina sodali
Ma la pugna giammai mancherà

English: 
Electoral struggles shall be silenced
To the stake, tribunal shall be sent
Our Law is the Emperor
Man of Faith, Man of Honour
To the fight! To the fight!
Against the ferocious Saladin!
To the pillory! To the pillory!
Let us punish the satanic Sarracin
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people will have a Sovereign!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Be quick in swearing your oath
Victory's near, companions
But there'll never be any lack of fight

English: 
Electoral refunds shall be banned
We'll restore each Imperial toll
Thou'll use your steed for commuting
RPT* shall be removed from your manor 
[residential property tax]
Against wild urbanization
We shall move towards castle-ization
Mills will finally provide our energy
Kids and ladies will be part of the workforce
To the fight! To the fight!
We'll march with the Lansquenets
To the pillory! To the pillory!
All technologies to the stake!
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people now has a new Sovereign!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Make haste in swearing your oath

Italian: 
Si aboliscan li rimborsi elettorali
Si ripristino li dazi imperiali
Al lavoro si torni col destriero
Si tolga l'IMU sul primo maniero!
Contra lo selvaggio inurbamento
Si proceda verso l'incastellamento
Si procacci l'energia da li mulini
At laboro anche dame et bambini
Alla pugna! Alla pugna!
Si marci con li Lanzichenecchi
Alla gogna! Alla gogna!
Al rogo i tecnologici apparecchi!
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Nova epoca d'oro sarà
Riempiam di cervogia i boccali
Che lo volgo un sovrano riavrà!
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Siate lesti at iurar fedeltà

Italian: 
La vittoria est vicina sodali
Ma la pugna giammai mancherà
Uno die, alla tua prole
anche tu potrai favellar
Le gesta dello Imperatore
con ste sì dolci parole
Lo amerai et ringrazierai
Per averti dato l'onore
De laborar alla sua gleba
Ogne dì sedici ore!
Tempriamo l'acciaio
Affiliamo le spade
Scacciam l'inemico
Da queste contrade
Calziam li gambali
Selliam lo destriero

English: 
Victory's near, companions
But the fight will never be lacking
One day, to your offspring, 
even thou'll be able to tell
Of the Emperor's glorious deeds, 
by using these sweet words
You will love him and thank him enough 
for having given you
A chance to work on his land sixteen hours a day
Let's toughen the steel! 
Let's sharpen the swords!
Let's chase our enemies 
from these merry shires
Let's wear our bootlegs! 
Let's saddle the steed!

English: 
Victory's nigh indeed!
Let's toughen the steel! 
Let's sharpen the swords!
Let's chase our enemies 
from these merry shires
Let's wear our bootlegs! 
Let's saddle the steed!
Victory's nigh indeed!
You shall not eat kebab any more
'Cause you may be funding Saladin
O villain, thou shall fear our judgment
If we get hold of you, it won't be mild.
Ius primae noctis, executioner, and statute labour
Are the solutions that suit you best
Feudalism is a great endeavour
You shall quake because we'll  
fight to the bitter end
To the fight! To the fight!
Fight, fight and fight!
To the pillory! To the pillory!
Pillory, pillory, and pillory!

Italian: 
Vittoria est vicina davvero!
Tempriamo l'acciaio
Affiliamo le spade
Scacciam l'inemico
Da queste contrade
Calziam li gambali
Selliam lo destriero
Vittoria est vicina davvero!
Lo kebbabbo non devi manducare
Lo Saladino potresti finanziare
Tema lo villico, la nostra sententia
Se ti acciuffiam, non est coincidentia
Ius primae noctis, boia, et corvée
Est la soluzion che fa per te
Lo Feudalesimo est lo novo che avanza
Tremate perché pugneremo a oltranza
Alla pugna! Alla pugna!
Pugnate, pugnate et pugnate!
Alla gogna! Alla gogna!
Gognate, gognate, et gognate!

English: 
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people is eager to cheer!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Make haste in swearing your oath
Victory's nigh, my brethren in troth
Though we'll never cease to be fought.
Feudalism and Liberty !
Gentlemen, the bill is 50 Scudi
Well, I'll make it 49.9 for you

Italian: 
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Nova epoca d'oro sarà
Riempiam di cervogia i boccali
Che lo volgo un sovrano riavrà!
Feudalesimo e Libertà:
Siate lesti at iurar fedeltà
La vittoria est vicina sodali
Ma la pugna giammai mancherà
Feudalesimo e Libertà!
