*WAPOOSH*
Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye.
And welcome back, once again to my nightmare.
Never before has a game ever encapsulated my nightmares in visual and audio form before
for the whole world to enjoy, so...
Welcome back.
Umm...
It's also the first thing in the mornin' that I'm doing.
I-I woke up not that long ago...
so I thought, "Hey! Why not ruin the rest of my day and play some Cuphead?"
So, we got some shit last time and we got a new shot, we have all the shots now.
We have charge shot um... charge shot and lobber, are my big damage dealers.
Then we have a spread and we have my roundabout and then the chaser
Ok, cool. So I have to figure out what I should be using.
But we have the last mausoleum to go in to.
And after this mausoleum we'll have the last super as well.
This might be hard though because the Ghosts.
*Game:  And begin!*
They were getting a little hard last time.
So now I can't really take my time to do this gradually.
oh shit
Is it over if they touch it-?
or do I actually get like three health?
OH, THAT was CLOSE.
Oh thank God, you can multi-parry.
Aw, shit.
NICE!
What the FUCK is that?
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD!
I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!
POO
POO
POO!
Ain't NO ONE coming in mah house!
NICE!!
Okay, Jesus..
Oh wow
I'm fucking nervous.
Oh crap. I couldn't reach him.
NOOO!!
Aww so close.
So I do just die if it hits it.
Okay,
I need to be better about my--
--my spacial awareness.
*jack is singing with ''do'' with the music*
I almost died there.
*laughs nervously*
HOO!
HOO!!!
HOO!!!!
I forgot I can dash!
That'll come in really handy.
I hate the circle ones.
The circle ones confuse me.
Awh crap!
Oh
no
OH NO!
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
I love the ghosts, they're so cute!
OooOOOo!
*ghosty voice* I'm comin' to get you!
'Kay deal with this as quick as I can
NOOo!!
God..!
HOO!
EUGH!
I hate this!
What!?
I don't know why he didn't destroy that but okay!
YES!!
I got very lucky. What was that?
Okay. What do you got for me this time, lady?
Chalice:Thank you goodness you came by!"
"-Thank goodness" Ha! I can't talk
"Those lousy ghosts had, me-
But- good- *sputters* That time"
I can't read.
"heres the last magical super art I was able to find for you! Well, time for me to go take a powder. Good luck!"
ok
..I didn't read any of that right.
*hysterically laughs*
Auhm
What 'chu get me?
What's my last super?
You unlocked a new super.
Okay.
What IS it?
*reads the picture on screen*
I don't know what that means!
I kinda want to try it out but I kinda don't want to at the same ti~.
Did I talk to you? Yeah.
Right. Uh..
Fought the bee.
Who's left? *reads picture on screen*
Okay, let's..
Let's shimmy around my shots a small bit.
I kind of want to...
We'll try out the charge shot.
I wanna figure out what it is.
I have no idea what boss this is this.
Have I seen this boss?
...are you a plane one...?
No.
I have never seen you, before.
What - What the fuck?
That's not allowed, sir!
Crap.
*small awkward laugh*
Okay. Let's try out this one..
POOMPH
Awh shit.
I'm bad at this!
*jack uses editing magic to make sounds as he moves the camera
Can you stop that?
*jack is irritated*
Okay, she's gone.
T- Oh God! I thought that was going to hit me!
ASPESTOS?
*laughs*
Okay, I'll just use this!
Those baby's throwin' milk at me?
uh oh
uh oH
IM VERY CONFUSED
Awh you're gonna fucking drop down as well?
Awh Christ.
Thas alotta shit to dodge, sir...
Okay, that's another phase done.
HURRAY!
Hurray for me.
OOhhhh..
...crikey
HEY, I didn't do that badly.
Okay, I wanna change my shots
Charge shot is good but I want something that is continuously firing at her..
..I was gonna go with my horse shoes, 'cus they're great.
but I think I want to try a bit of the 'lob lob'
Mainly because it can just keep going like that.
nice
OO God
AAh.. I was just about to jump out of the way!
..you
ASS-HOLE!
Doing a lot of the dam-dAMS
ooOH OOOH
GET AWAY FROM ME
I DO NOT LIKE YOU SIR!
Can you just die?
Die?
Die
WOAH
We got through that way faster this time.
Okay. She might not be that hard, Joe!
..He said to all the bosses, before!
Wahhhh ba BAHHHHH bitch.
nope.
nope.
nope.
nope.
nope.
nope.
nope.
nope.
Don't want it..don't want it!
Don't need it either!
D- Oh! He almost got me!
(tis a feh male, Jack.)
Oh christ
Oh christ
okay
WE ARE DOING PHENOMENALLY well
..He said at ONE health.
Aw it says what's going to happen.
That's cool. Ohh..
It said 'meteor' at the side.
That's awesome
What chu got missy?
What chu got?
I got a lot.
I got a lot and they're gonna fuck you up.
Here we go..
Here we go!
I might save my super thing for the very end.
Because that's a harder phase.
ohH christ...there's-
there's too much shit to dodge..I CANT DO IT MAN!
Fuckin babies
WaaaHHH BOO *pitch gets higher* OOOOOm
Oh I can destroy this thing.
OH okay!
WHAT?
How do I dodge that?
I could have dashed through it..but okay
Alright, I just need to not take stupid damage from the first rounds..cus I keep doing that.
AHHH fuck
okay
OOkay
okaay
WahhHOOOOO
nice
Awh shit..
Big wave..okay
I can't go through that?
"Good riddance go away, it is time for my soliloquy."
See if I-
See if I even care.
I don't give a shit.
Okay i'm gonna try and go over here and dodge this.
How do you dodge the big wave?
Do I have to use the...
Ohh-
OH
OHH
OHH....last phase!
Okay
Okay what is this?
I don't know what's happening-
IM VERY SCARED!
I can't hit you!
I don't like this!
fuck
I'm not doing any damage.
Is this thing gonna keep going forever?
FUCK
How close did I get?
Not even a lil-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trying the chaser--rounds because I think they might be good..
for this.
Unless they lock on to something else when they (the mice and bottles) come out.
See it doesn't-
It only locks on to her.
So it's good!
I like this!
Don't like that..
*irritated laugh*
Ar-ar-ar-are yo-
Are you..
Are you de..
ARE YOU DEAD YET?
Mother fucker.
Okay, chase rounds are shit.
ah
FUCK
FUUUCK
OH I can stand on the angels.
AHHHH
Okay I wanna see if I can use this to get over the big wave.
OKay
Nice!
Can you just die?
'Kay I need this again.
AHH HUUUU
Awh come on!
I didn't-
Awh fuck I ran into her.
Awh shit this is uh..
FUCK
I have terrible rounds for that one.
uhhh whats-
what's a good shot for that?
I think I just need to stand under her.
Awh fuckin milk babies.
Alright here we go.
Here we go!
Please hit her.
Please hit her!
Is that hittin her?
Awh crap.
AWH CRAP
YEAAAH!!
Okay!
I was trying to get good with the super shot!
The su-
if I get good with the super shot I'll be good at all the other bosses!
Hopefully,
Maybe...
I don't know.
Cross my fingers, hope to die...
WOO!
Nice!
How did I do?
Not good... (Slight Chuckle)
a B!
a B for best!
a B for BOSS!
a B for...
Buddy!
Hi!
(Laughs)
Ok...
CUPHEEEAD!!
God, there's still a LOT left...
I think we're at 72 percent au-
We were at 72 percent before I fought her...
What is this...?
*Reading the poster on screen now...*
There's some of these bosses, well,  I'm going up to and I'm like...
Wha...what boss is this? And everyone else is like...
"Oh no..." (Laughs slightly)
Ahm...
Alright, who do we have next?
Who are you?
*Reading the poster on screen now...*
I didn't do you, did I...
Awh it's a RAT!
Ok... OH k...
I see whatcha doin'.
I get it.
I- I- I Get it.
That's a- That's a lot BOMBS sir.
(cherry bombs)
But I get it
I get it
Your- your dad left, you're upset!
Life's just not the same anymore
AAAHH SHIIIITBALLS
Okay-
Okay!
OKAY
Sir-
Sir!
SIR I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
WHAT TH-
I can go up here??
WHAAAT IS GOING ON?
"Zis tank is ze ultimate veapon. You vill not vin!"
Is that Schneeplestein?
(chuckle)
Alright, I need a- I need a different shot
Imma- I think Imma go for the Lobber Shot
Cause I think that that- I think he's in range for that all the time
And my Horseshoe I guess maybe I don't know??
MAYBE?
I'm going to kill a rat now!
He's a rat BASTARD
Whoa, WHOA WHOA
Was that giant eye there before??
That's freaky!
Ahhhhh
Come on, be nice to me!
Be nice to me!!
I'm a nice boy!
Okay- what the fuck IS that??
Ooh, okay I get it
I get it, I get it
Oh Jesus- OH JESUS!
I GUESS I was supposed to do a quack quack there,
BY WHICH I MEAN FUCKING DU-
Good day for a swell battle!
Ah, fuck I hate this one.
AAAHHHOHOOOOO!!!!!!
GET
FUCKED
RAT BITCH!!!
OOOOOHOHO
OH GOD
whew-
I can see-
I-I feel like I'm thinking a thousand... seconds a second
Okay-
Okay
Oh, I can still hit you from here!
NICE
OH but the saws!
Okay
I have to stand her-
AAGGGHH COME ON
COME ON!
This is FUCKING HORSESHIT
Okay, okay you're dead
I didn't even use my super yet!
WHAT
THE
FUCK
He was eaten by a giant cat!!
Uh oh
Uh-oH UH OH
UH OH!!!
FUCK YOU, KITTY CAT!!!!
Oh, god
Don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die dON'T DIE D-Oh, what the FUCK IS THIS?
What
the
fUCK
Why?
WhYY???
OH WHY? THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT!!!
How close did I get?
How close?
NO
I hate you
I hate you. You're a dick
But you're actually not that hard..
Okay
It's not even that hard, I just I.. I worry
I worry about things
Y'know what guys? I'm a worrier.
Wha- Fuck you!
FuCK YOU!!!
Ugh, you have to worry about so much when you're here
AHH he squished me!
Dude, we're on the last phase already!
Hoolly shit!
Okay, here we go!!
Here we go, it's all kicking off now!
OOOH poor little kitty cat
Poor little kitty cat can't scritchy scratch!
Kay I should shut up before I die like a DUMB
Come oonn, come on come on come on come on come on you're so close!
You're so close, I can feel it
You're SO CLOSE I can feel it!!
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
CAN YOU FEEL IT??
CaN yOU FEeL it??
FUCK
YESS!!!
WHOOOOO MOMMA!
OH BOY!
HOW DOES THAT FEEL, RAT??
Oh
That was a surprisingly easy boss for like, end game
WHOO!!
Oh, make your ass jiggle!
Nice!
Feeling good about this!
Dude, we have fucking two bosses down already!!
This is record breaking stuff!
Have I gotten amazing, or have the bosses gotten easy?
Bosses have gotten way easier for some reason..
We went from the bee and the robot, two of the hardest ones,
to these two, which were two of the easiest ones.
I don't get it
I don- I don't get it, it makes me nervous
Kay, is there anything else I can fight before I fight that train?
Oh yeah, there's this boat one
"Cala Maria"
...is this the mermaid plane one?
Ooooh, no
I mean it looks awesome but I-
I've seen this
Oh god
Whoa, what're you doing? What're y-
OOOH FUCK!!
WHAT??
Agh, the water doesn't even hurt me, it just pushes me up! I didn't know that!!
Uh oh
Uh oh..
What is this motherfucker doing...?
Oh god oh my GOD
OOOH GOD
"You're a cutie... I am not sure if I should catch and release!"
Please catch and release.
Pleease release me LEEET me goooo!
CAUSE I
DON'T LOVE YOU
ANYMOOORE!!!
Oooh, she has the big fish..
She has a big fish boy with her!
Oh god
Kay, Tiny Turtle Man, can I destroy you?
Whoo!
WHOO
WHOOO!!!!
WHat the HOLY JESUS??
That's unfair!
Blowfish?
Why?
Kay I don't know what these are!!
There's so many fuckin... phases!!
Guys!
Think I'm beginning to hate this!
GUYS!!
THINK I'M BEGINNING TO-OOOhh..
My god.
Okay, maybe the- maybe the bombs are better?
Yeah, there we go
EXPLODE HER TITTIES
MY GOD!!!
THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!
HOW
THE FUCK?
OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS!!
She-she fuck- she fucking sucks!!
AHAHA!
Nightmare.
Wha..Whatcha got? Whatcha got??
WHATCHA GOT?
HERE WE GO
MM..BOOM!
HHGG BOOM!
Okay, don't do a bullshit one with this
She did a bullshit one
She did a bullshit on- and actually they're all fucking bullshit ones, what am I saying?
When does this garbage end?
Okay
OKAY
DIIIEEEE
Could you- could you STOP LIVING?
Oh, Christ..
I hate this!
I-
I JUST WANT TO GET PAST PHASE ONE!!
SHE DID IT! SHE'S PAST PHASE ONE!
SHE JUST PASSED IT
I SAW THAT
THAT'S BULLSHIT [Miss]
"You dare to gaze?! How 'bout stone boots so you can-"
Is she going to freeze me? Am I going to get petrified?
Not a fan
Okay this isn't so bad, this-
Yeah I need an ambulance.
Yeah
Yeah- No- She's too hard
No I can't
I can't no, can you just pack me up and take me away
Pump me full of morphine
Will that be good- She-
No it's too hard
No she's got shells on her boobs, she got fishtail, she's got squid head can't do it
No it's over
Wait is it just her head that's damageable
OHHHHH
It's been hard because I've been doing it wrong!
I DID IT!
I GOT PAST THE PHASE
I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG I DIDN'T REALISE I HAD TO SHOOT- Oh God
Oh God, oh God, what the fuck
OH THAT'S BULLSHIT
OH THAT'S STRAIGHT BULLSHIT
DID I DO IT? WHAT THE FUCK!
OKAY
WHHAAT
Oh he freezes me, he freezes me- OH SHIT
Come on, come on, come on, I've gotten so close
I'M SO CLOSE
COME ON COME ON NONONONONO
I didn't even see that- OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOO
OH "HOLY MACKEREL, WAS THAT YOUR BEST EFFORT?" It was
It was Cala Maria, I didn't realize I was supposed to be shooting her head
I thought I was able to shoot the whole lot of her
NO WONDER I WAS FUCKING SUCKING NO WONDER IT WAS TAKING FOREVER
OHH you're going to get it now squid tits
You thought- OH you thought things
You- Shit
You see this, see this, things they're happening
OH YEAH
OH YEAH GET READY FOR IT, OH THINGS
Okay, okay, okay, I have this going into the final phase- OH SHIT
GO GO GO GOGOGOGOGO
DID I EVEN HIT HER?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I don't know what happened
I don't know if I hit her- oh shit, oh shit, come on
THAT'S SUCH GARBAGE
YESSSS
I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE DEAD
I love how your snake played the smallest violin for you
*imitates sad violin piece*
YES
I GOT MORE PARRY'S THAN THAT
WOO!
FUCKING 3 BOSSES, ONE VIDEO, THAT'S A NEW VIRAL HIT RIGHT THERE
CUPHEAADD!
Oh thank you Moses
Cala Maria, done, dusted, into pieces
That wasnt actually that bad as soon as I figured out that I was supposed to be shootin her head and not everywhere
That got much, much easier
oh no, that's the end right there, isn't it?
Up there, "try your luck" that's the casino isn't it?
oooh my god, are we actually going into the end??
I've one more boss to fight then i have the end
OooOH nOO
Okay, and I think you fight King Dice and then you fight the Devil?
The Devil might have to be a whole video on it's own
I don't know, but I'm so glad I made so much progress this time
Those bosses were surprisingly easy!
I don- I don't know why
I can't even remember the ones I fought because they just went by so quick
I know I fought Cala Maria...
what was the other ones I fought, I can't even remember! ANYWAY!
THANK you guys! so much for watching this episode! If you LIKED it-!
PUNCH that Like Button, IN THE FACE!
LIKE A BOSS
and
high fives all around
WAPUSHH
WAPUSSHHH
Thank you guys! and I will see all you dudes!
*high pitched* IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!!!
"I'm Everywhere" by TeknoAXE'' DizzyDash edited the captions ur welcome
I know I fought a lady on a stage...
what was the other one? I honestly can't remember.
