• From talking to toilet princesses, to
giant tomatoes falling from the sky, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true
stories from our sub-reddit about even more
dumb things we believed as kids – I’m
Grgak and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – Jessykosis - Honeybits
When Honeybits was about 4 years old she genuinely
believed that all toilets were sentient, so
– of course – she used to talk to them
before going. She also believed that one of
the toilets at her school was the toilet princess
and that she would one day rule the world
of lavatories. She'd always try and use that
bathroom in order to talk to her. She still
has absolutely no idea where this belief came
from.
9 –creatorive - Snewpee
Snewpee legitimately believed that Rhode Island
was made up for Family Guy. She had no idea
whatsoever that it was a part of the United
States until like 4th grade when they were
talking about it in class. She told her teacher
that it wasn’t a real place and that she
was stupid and got a weeks worth of detention
for doing so. She never did live that down.
8 – Soundphase - Hellbent
When Hellbent was a kid he thought that he
was the only important person, that he was
the only thing that mattered. He thought that
everyone else were set up as challenges or
toys for him to fight or interact with. He
believed this until around 7 years old and
he still hadn’t dismissed the idea completely.
7 - illegalpig – Robo
You know those telephone service box thingies?
Well when Robo was newly manufactured she
believed that all of her favourite cartoon
characters were stored inside of them.
She also believed that her family spoke a
completely unique language compared to the
rest of the world. But no, Spanish is not
exactly unique.
6 – Migwally-zero - Pringle
When Pringle was little, he believed that
all the planets we have today in our solar
system used to be combined together as one
gigantic planet. As rocks and debris hit the
giant planet it gradually broke into the solar
system we have now, and a remnant from one
of the planets was what caused the dinosaur
extinction.
5 –Billygoat247 - mkylem
Kyle genuinely thought that tornadoes were
giant tomatoes falling out of the sky, along
with a lot of regular sized tomatoes, because
you know, tomato rain.
He probably thought this because one day he
and his Mum were driving through where a tornado
had hit. When he asked what had happened she
said a tornado came through. He saw a bunch
of red stuff on the ground which he could
only assume was ketchup for some reason.
4 - Blazerqueen101 – Slapped Ham
Slapped Ham believed that humans actually
came from Venus. His thought was the atmosphere
got corrupted on Venus, so we rocketed ourselves
to Earth in order to escape. Apparently something
went wrong, causing the dinosaurs to die out
as well as destroying most, if not all of
our technology.
3 - plaperpate - Nixxiom
Nixxiom used to have a paralysing fear that
he would wake up in the middle of the night
and see Satan himself standing next to his
bed. Just waiting to take him away to hell
for anything he felt slightly guilty about.
His grandma was pretty religious and visited
Nixxiom a lot, so it seemed like a perfectly
rational fear to him at the time. He believed
this until around eight-years-old, when he
stopped being religious after a few incidences
which may or may not have involved his brother
accidentally eating a fried worm.
2 – cyanski - Gooby
Gooby used to believe the white creamy stuff
she saw on the inappropriate pictures she
occasionally came across as a kid was toothpaste.
But once she showed one of the images to her
parents they banned her from watching YouTube
until the sixth grade. She also thought her
mother swallowed a watermelon seed, causing
her to give birth to Snewpee. She thought
her little sister was a freaking WATERMELON.
1 – Number 1 is a personal story by me!
Oh man.
So when I was a kid I used to think that hotdogs
were really made out of actual dogs.
Whatever right? but this went on well past
when it would be okay.
Like 10 years old I still thought this.
but what made it really bad was that I had
a few pet dogs, and whenever they did something
bad like bark at night or eat my food when
I was not looking i'd get a hot dog and eat
it in front of them saying "Yeah, if you don't
stop you're next"
Probably one of the many reasons why I was
just really weird as a kid haha.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
But we have another question for you. What’s
the most painful experience you’ve ever
had?.
uh yep.
Okay!
Okay bye.
