So you-- you took a chance
on being happy, even though
you knew that later on
you would be sad.
Yeah.
And now... you're sad.
Yeah.
So...
What, what, what's the problem?
I'm too sad.
Look, I...
I liked the feeling of being in
love with her, I liked it.
But now she's gone
and I miss her and it sucks.
And I didn't think it
was gonna be this bad,
and I feel like,
why even be happy,
if it's just gonna lead to this?
It's wasn't-- it wasn't
worth it.
Boy, misery is wasted
on the miserable.
What?
You know, I'm not...
...entirely sure what
your name is,
but you are a classic idiot.
You think spending time with
her, kissing her,
having fun with her, you think
that's what it was all about?
That was love?
Yeah.
This is love, missing her.
Because she's gone,
wanting to die,
you're... so lucky.
You're like a walking poem.
Would you rather be some
kind of a... a fantasy?
Some kind of
a, a, a Disney ride?
Is that what you want?
Don't you see, this
is the good part.
This is what you've been
digging for all this time.
Now you finally have it
in your hand,
this sweet nugget of love.
Sweet, sad love and you
wanna throw it away.
You've got it all wrong.
I thought this was the bad part.
No!
The bad part is when
you forget her.
When you don't care about her.
When you don't
care about anything.
The bad part is coming
so enjoy the heartbreak
while you can, for God sakes.
Pick-- here, pick, pick up
the dog poop, would you please?
Lucky son of a bitch,
I haven't had my heart
broken since Marilyn
walked out on me since
I was...  I was 35 years old.
What I would give to have
that feeling again.
You know?
I'm not really sure what
your name is but you,
you may be
the single most boring person
I have ever met.
No offense, give me
my dog, come here.
You, you, you've, uh...
Don't fall down.
