♪ NONE OF THE ABOVE.
>> James:OKAY WHO WOULD LIKE
TO PLAY THIS IMGA.
KEEP YOUR HAND UP IF YOU WOULD
LIKE TO PLAY.
LET'S' HAVE A LOOK.
OKAY, YOU WANT TO PLAY.Ñi
COME ON.
YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP, TOO LATE,
BUDDY.
AS SOON AS-- NO, YOU GOT IT.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY WELL.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> SASHA.
>>çó James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> NEW JERSEYñr JZ FROM NEW
JERSEY.
HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN FOR.
>> WE LEAVE TOMORROW MORNING.
>> James: YOU HAVE HAD A NICE
TIME.
>> HI AN AMAZING TIME.
>> James: WHAT IS THE BEST
PART OF THIS WHOLE TRIP.
>> MEETING JARED LETO AT TARGET.
>> James: WHAT?
HANG ON, JARYD LETO SHOPS IN
TARGET?
WHATçó WAS HE BUYING NO, HE WAS
JUST THERE PROMOTING HIS CD.
>> James: OH, SO YOU DISN RUN
INTO HIM.
>> NO, BUT I RAN INTO STEVE
BUSCEMI AT LAX.
>> James: LOOK AT YOU, YOU
HAVE MORE GUESTS INÑi YOUR LIFE
THAN WE HAVE ON THIS SHOW.
THIS SIN CREDIBLE, SASHA.
SO JARED LETO, WHAT IS HE DOING,
SIGNING CD'S.
>> SIGNING AND TAKING SELFIES.
>> James: WHAT DID HE SAY TO
YOU?
>> JUST HI, AND TOOK A SELFIE.
>> James: THAT WAS IT.
>> THAT WAS IT.
>> James: HAD YOU GONEÑi TO THAT
TARGET 1
SIGNED OR WERE YOU LIKE OH THERE
IS JARED LETO.
>> HE POSTED SOMETHING ON
INSTAGRAM AND TWIT TORE MEET HIM
THERE.
>> James: A DM.
>> NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.
>> James: HEY, SASHA, I GOT
ONE CD WITH YOUR NAME ON IT,
BABY.
LET'S DO THIS AT TARGET.
>> NO I JUST TOLD EVERYBODY.
>> James: SURE, YOU ARE A BIG
30 SECONDS FROM MARS FAN.
>> I DONE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
SHOW EVERYBODY.
THAT IS THE SYMBOL FOR 30
SECONDS TO MARS.
>> CORRECT.
>> James: SREE, I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> James: I'M A FAN OF HIS
ACTING.
>> HE'S AMAZING, YES.
>> James: HE'S SENSATIONAL.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF JARYD LETO
SAID HEY, WHY DON'T WE GET BACK
TO TAR ET GO AND HEAD BACK TO
MINE.
>> FINE, LET'S GO.
>> James: OKAY, HERE IS HOW
THIS WORKS.
I WILL SHOW YOU THE BEGINNING OF
A CLIP, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HOW IT
ENDS, OKAY?
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY.
>> YES.
>> James: THIS FIRST CLIP
COMING TO US FROM MICHIGAN WZZ
AM WHERE A LOCAL MAN AND HIS
WIFE PRT VICTIMS OF A HOME
ROBBERY.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> THE HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN
INTO, A COUPLE TV'S WERE MISSING
AND WE NOTICED OUR DRAWERS HAD
BEEN RANSACKED.
>> I WENT IN THE BEDROOM AND I
TOLD HIM THAT I-- YOU REALLY
GETTING READY TO BE PAD.
AND HE SAID WHY.
I SAID-- .
>> James: SO SOMEONE BROKE
INTO THE HOUSE, STOLE SOMETHING
SPECIAL.
WHAT WAS STOLEN. WAS WAS IT:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> A.
>> James: YOU ARE GOING GO
WITH A.
>> WAIT,ING WHAT AA AGAIN.
>> James: A WAS AN XBOX.
ARE YOU GOING GO WITH A.
>> YES.
>> James: SASHA, THE GAME IS
YOU WILL CAD, NONE OF THE ABOVE.
>> OH, SORRY.
>> James: I KNOW I AM NO JARED
LETO BUT THE GAME IS CALLED NONE
OF THE ABOVE.
>> OKAY, I GOT THIS.
>> James: BUT DO YOU WANT TO
STICK WITH A.
>> NO, IT IS NONE OF THE ABOVE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT IT THAT
IS THE GAME NONE OF THE ABOVE
THAT MADE YOU CHOOSE D, NONE OF
THE GAME.
>> BECAUSE IT'S THE NAME OF THE
GAME.
>> James: YOU HAVE GONE WITH
THAT.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU
ARE READY.
>> I SAID WELL YOU ARE READY
REALLY GETTING READY TO BE MAD.
HE SAID WHY, I SAID ALL YOUR
PORN IS GONE.
>> HE MY PORN COLLECTION IS
VALUABLE, MAN.
MY COLLECTION WAS THE BEST IN
MICHIGAN.
A GUY IN CONNECTICUT TOLD ME
THAT.
>> James: EVEN WORSE, GUINNESS
WORLD RECORD WAS SCHEDULED TO
VERIFY THAT CLAIM NEXT DAYMENT
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, SASHA,
YOU ARE THE GREATEST.
HAVE A SIT DOWN.
WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THIS
GAME?
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
COME ON.
YOU RAISED YOUR HAND IN SUCH A
MASTERFUL WAY.
SHOW EVERYONE HOW YOU DID IT,
SIR.
LOOK AT THAT.
HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT.
YOU HAVE SOME SWEAT GOING.
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: IT'S ALL RIGHT NO
ONE WILL MIND WITH THAT FACE.
YOU ARE-- YOU ARE-- BEAUTIFUL.
>> THANK YOU, ARE YOU VERY
BEAUTIFUL TOO.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> SWEDEN.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> PONTAS.
>> James: PONTAING.
>> FROM SWEDEN.
>> James: WHAT BRINGS YOU TOES
WILL ANG LESS.
>> GIRLS, THE SUN, NO, I'M
ACTUALLY START STUDY IN SANTA
BARBARA.
>> James: ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE
YOU STUDYING?
>> ENGLISH.
>> James: I WANT TO BE HONESTK
I CONDITION EVEN HEAR WHAT YOU
ARE SAYING.
I'M GETTING-- I'M LOOKING AT YOU
AND I'M GETTING LOST IN HIS
EYES.
IN A WAY THAT IS MAKING ME FEEL
QUITE STRANGE.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CAT.
>> I GET THAT A LOT.
>> James: I CAN'T-- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT-- I DON'T KNOW.
>> SWEDISH JEANS.
>> YEAH!
(APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> THEY ALSO KNOW SWEDISH.
>> James: I CAN'T-- I NEED YOU
TO HOLD ME UP.
NO.
YOU'LL BREAK YOUR BACK, YOU
COULDN'T LIFT ME.
>> OF COURSE I COULD.
>> James: SHUT UP.
>> CAN I DO ANYTHING.
>> LIFT HIM, LIFT HIM, LIFT HIM.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: PUT ME DOWN.
PUT ME DOWN.
(APPLAUSE)
O OH MY GOD!
WOW.
(LAUGHTER)
OKAY. BACK TO THE GAME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
NOW WE NOW GO TO SPRINGFIELD,
MISSOURI WHERE KY3 ETHAN FORHETZ
IS REPORTED ON A ROBBERY THAT
TOOK PLACE IN PENNSYLVANIA.
TACK A LOOK.
>> NOW THIS JUST IN, POLICE
OFFICER NTION LANCASTER,
PENNSYLVANIA, WERE ASKING PEOPLE
TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A MAN
WHO ROBBED A STORE.
AND I THINK-- .
>> James: OKAY, SO IT APPEARS
ETHAN IS GETTING SOME NEW
INFORMATION IN HIS EARPIECE.
WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO REVEAL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WITHIN THIS IS
A HARD ONE.
I WOULD GO WITH D, I THINK.
>> James: WITH D, NONE OF THE
ABOVE.
LET'S HAVE A AND LOOK.
>> FOR A MAN WHO ROBBED A STORE
AND I THINK-- YEAH, I THINK WE
DO-- WE DO HAVE HIS-- CAN WE
TAKE THAT.
LET'S TAKE HIS DESCRIPTION.
(LAUGHTER)
OKAY, THIS IS THE GUY.
THEY WANT PEOPLE IN PENNSYLVANIA
TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR.
HE'S GOT A NOSE AND SOME HAIR.
HE WAS WEARING A HAT.
>> James: NOW I KNOW THAT THAT
SEEMS, I KNOW THAT SEEMS MADEUP,
BUT I PROMISE YOU IT IS 100%
TRUE, IF YOU DNT BELIEVE ME,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEXT PART OF
THE STORY.
>> OH, AND NOW I'M GETTING WORD
THAT POLICE ACTUALLY CAUGHT THIS
GUY.
THANKS TO THE SKETCH, TO DOUBT.
SO HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE REAL
GUY.
AND HERE'S THE SKETCH THAT LEAD
TO HIS ARREST.
IT'S UNCANNY, LISA.
>> James: THIS HAS BEEN NONE
OF THE ABOVE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TRACY
MORGAN AND IKE BARIN HOLTZ.
