Epic Conflicts
Gandalf vs. the Eagles
Middle-earth, the forest at the foot of Taniquetil, 7:29 AM
Thus, my friends you understand
how difficult and important mission appears on the horizon.
Well, indeed.
That's a tough one.
A long-ass way to cover.
By foot it's like a hell of a distance.
Hence, can I rely on your support?
Yo, I've heard Saruman is producing like orcas or something.
Orcs, you mean.
No no no no...
The White Wizzard's on our side.
You sure?
I swear on my beak I saw him training them.
Yep, me too.
Ahh, of course he does train them,
we saw it gliding over Isengard.
Dude's cooking them right up in his backyard.
Yup.
It must have been a mistake.
Yeah, sure it was.
I don't give single feather about it, though.
I'm not the one who's gonna fight them anyways..
Yeah, and don't send any more butterflies for us
the next time you screw up, alright?
Like with the dwarves the last time.
We have our own lives, man. Chores.
Families to feed.
I've had to mend the roof recently.
Jeez, I remember that.
Awfully windy day.
Yeah. But I made it.
You did.
We're totally not even for the last flight, anyways.
How many was that?
Mmm.. twe..Twelve? Yeah, twelve people.
No, there was more.
Aaahh, yep, this little dipshit as well.. And you.
And if you add the taxi zones, fares, fuel consumption on the top of that...
Don't do this to yourself, man.
Yes yes, I have noted it all down.
Dears. Can I rely on your support?
Well, it depends on what you mean by “support”.
Like there's many types of “support”, right?
Repairing the printer is a kind of support.
Moving a couch on the second floor.
Or.. slaughter someone's family.
It is a kind of support too.
So. CAN I COUNT ON YOU in need?
Yeeah... no way.
'Cause you're being a crook now and you're simply using us.
And our little Eagle community
decided to unfriend you.
We already have made warning signs.
*Eagle Lives Matter* *Gandalf the Exploitative*
So Gandalf. If you could just go and.. I don't know..
Go fl*ck yourself..
It would be GREAT.
BUT FRIENDS! But.. but..!
Ooooh, friends wouldn't take advantage of each other
and don't fly for free, do they?
Was it that hard?
Of course it wasn't.
Couldn't you just do it in the first place?
Hence. Can I rely on you in need?
Gaandalf, my friend, give us the Ring and we'll do the rest.
Why would a poor hobbit tear up his feet ?
Destroy the Ring? Honey bun, consider it done!
We'll be so fast Bilbo would fit all the story in one book for sure.
No no no no. I think the Ring would lead you to perdition.
Not cool, bro.
Gandalf..
How would I even put it on?
On a feather? Buttering up or something?
We don't even have any butter here.
Say what you want,
but we're not greedy at all.
What would we use stuff made of gold for?
We live at one with nature!
Yeah.
So.
I would contact you by the moths or..
I'll puff in the hand.
Okie doke! Fine!
Puff anytime!
We're here, going nowhere! Ready to go!
We'll be sooner than you expect!
Take care of your beard!
BYE!
And he's gonna call for us as soon as...
..everything goes to shit.
Yup.
To light up... Hm.
Cool..
In case of meeting Balrog.. yeah, right.
Sweet. Death Ray.
*screams in wizardish*
