What's happening man?
There are black clouds outside!
I think it's happening for real, the thing that the news channel said.
What thing?
That the world will end in 2017.
Oh, f**k!
Let me check Facebook.
What are you going to find there?
A little earthquake comes and my entire wall fills up with "OMG" posts!
They get as happy as a puppy with a ball!
And this is the apocalypse.
No network.
You check?
There's only one bar.
Will you sit on it?
Check fast!
Gone!
Same here.
How can the world just end like that?
My data pack is expiring next month.
It doesn't happen in accordance with the expiry dates, you moron!
It's happening because of our actions.
What did we do?
From school to home, home to tuition, tuition to home, and then home to school!
In between all this, all the drifting we do on the roads.
We use damaged notes everywhere.
And how we spit and throw water on the children in school buses.
Spitting causes pimples, not apocalypse!
I had so many dreams, everything is ruined now!
And so many virgins, stand defeated.
If somehow we could figure out what direction is this apocalypse coming from...
Then we can run in the opposite direction!
Maybe it stops in the middle?
But we don't even know if the sky will combust first or the earth?
The first thing to combust will be your a*s.
Earthquake! Earthquake! Earthquake!
That's me.
I shake my foot when I get anxious.
Get off me!
Now that the world is ending...
Let's confess something to each other.
Who knows when we'll see each other next.
No.
It's just a confession.
Remember that day when in Home Science class we had to prepare a dish in 10 minutes for the principal?
Yes.
We prepared nutella sandwich.
You ran and got nutella from someone else's class.
Yeah that day, I had diarrhea. It was real bad.
And I was getting late so...
So?
That wasn't nutella?
That was diarhe-lla!
What's wrong?
He took the first bite.
Why didn't you stop me?
I told you, "It's shit, don't eat it!"
I thought it was a general statement!
The principal like it.
He said it's really crunchy.
Because I ate an entire packet of nutcracker the night before.
Now your turn.
I...
Once by mistake...
Ate a c****m.
What?!
That's nice!
If you don't get a chance to use it, then just eat it!
There was an ad on TV for the strawberry flavour.
So I got curious, and went to the medical store.
Bought it, just to to lick it.
But by mistake,
Swallowed it?
Must've felt like blowing out a balloon when you sat down to poop.
We're going to die, and you're joking.
Why fear death, it's coming to get you one day or the other...
Life and p***c hair, both are tangled...
Either it's gonna get untangled, or simply f****d.
I won't be able to see the destruction.
I hope this apocalypse happens when I'm asleep.
When do you sleep?
Whenever I feel like.
Just like my d**k.
I wanted to visit Massachusetts before dying.
You sucked what?
Massachusetts!
Massa-
Chu-
Yeah, okay
Setts.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Shut up!
It's state in the US.
I wanted to visit Prague.
That's a tobacco brand.
That's "Parag", the place he wants to visit is in Czech Republic.
Just do your confession, man!
My hands are tainted with blood.
From which one's? *wink wink*
HEY!
I murdered someone.
When?
It was raining.
The storm was near.
I was passing by.
While eating a snack.
And then the clouds started roaring.
Winds started blowing.
And then the dogs started barking and howling.
Just behind me, a bike stopped.
A man placed a knife at my throat and said...
"Give me whatever you have"
I took out my phone, wallet, and fidget spinner, and gave it to him.
Then a car stopped in front of me.
Its door opened! Bam!
I closed my eyes and remembered my grandfather for the last time.
Just then, I heard...
"It's a prank!"
"Look at the camera and wave!"
I took his hand,
Shoved it up his a*s and took it out of his mouth...
Looked into the camera, waved his hand, and said...
"Subscribe now"
What just happened?!
What happened?
I'm really scared.
I think it's time.
In the name of christ...
I commend you...
In the name of Christ...
I compel you..
Is that an exorcism chant?
I've seen it in Mahesh Bhatt's movies.
But this is an apocalypse.
Do you know a chant for this?
We're f****d.
We're f****d.
We're f****d. We're f****d. We're f****d.
Shut up man!
There must be a torch behind you.
Found it.
How do I switch it on?
It won't.
Why?
Because this is my torch, dummy.
Ew, f**k!
Brothers.
I don't think we'll be able to see each other's faces ever again.
But Sameer, I know you know how to talk girls.
When you see Tanisha in heaven, tell her that...
I'll always love her.
I won't fight with her, like last night.
For the next seven lives...
I'll play with her hair.
Might slap her for her annoying habits, but only lovingly and playfully.
I'll also write my name with my fingers on her bare back.
Is it just his chair that's shaking or is it something else?!
Sorry, I got distracted.
Don't worry.
I love you, brothers.
Bro, we're in heaven.
So quick?
Heaven looks just like our room.
Papa?
Hi, uncle.
Did the earth swallow you or the sky?
Your mother has swallowed me.
But why are you sitting in the dark?
It was the apocalypse, papa.
That'll happen on your result day.
It looks like it might rain, that's why all network towers were jammed, and maybe that's why the power went out.
I'm getting network now.
Yeah those poor guys have fixed the tower.
That means we're alive!
We're alive!
Dude, we're alive!
We're alive!
It's not the apocalypse!
We're alive! We're alive, Papa!
Do you do drugs?
Why is he so happy?
It's the happiness of getting p***y.
What?
Freedom! Freedom!
Even better.
Discount.
There's a discount at the mall, there was an ad in the paper.
For that!
Okay!
Papa, you go, I'll come.
Okay, okay.
Sameer, bro.
Please talk to her.
Hello.
Bhuvan.
Whatever happened yesterday, happened.
I want to move on now.
Let's go out tomorrow?
Tell me, what should we do?
I want to run hands through your bare back and then slap you!
HEY!
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?!
What did I do?
