um Ah um *Whapoosh!!** Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye.
And welcome to "Storm VR"
the game just starts like this, so
press and hold the touchpad
okay, we can move around
grab the rock
Use the trigger
okay, so, uh
a bit of premise I'm in a storm
and it's gonna kill me so I need to get out of here
Uh and I need to solve puzzles
Also I got my FitBit here
which is great because I got a FitBit in real-life
Uah!
Here we go! Look at your watch
Okay, it's, it's almost three o'clock
that's a fast fucking ti- oh wait
That's how much time I got left before I die
Uhm, right
Oookay
Need to get outta here, where am I going?
Through the bushes, through the rushes
up here, onto the hill
Hello?
Is there anybody around?
Jesus Fucking Christ!
*laughs* I get scared by a tree stump... [classic Jackaboy!]
Okay see ya later Groot!
where am i going?
okay... now I have 13 minutes...
This is really bad..i do not want to die in the snow
I wanna die doing what I love! 
Yelling at old people!
Okay. Can you stop talking to yourself? It's a sign of madness,
and I've not gone fucking mad yet
HELLO!??!?!?!
ANYBODY?!?!?!
I'm all alone out here...
I'm gonna die...
This is it, this is the end of Jack
....It's been nice knowing y'all
DUDE! Stop talking to yourself
It's not helping any of us
Oh, it's so easy to get lost!
Oh god.. And it's- my eyes are like
going cross-eyed looking at the
really white background
Ah shit..
Is that a .. Is that a something?
It's a cabin!!!!
*Character faintly whispers*
There has got to be something warm in there.
There has to be something warm in here...
Or somebody.. Or a young man even!
I need a rock. I need a rock to smash this
Gimme this rock, gimme this rock. I ain't fucking
dying out here, not today.
I broke the game! I didn't- didn't need a rock,
I could just teleport inside. Ahahahaha!
Okay well, no need. Thank You Mr. Rock um
I- I picked up a key we're gonna get a
key for- Okay I can't see anything.
What is this?
Did I drop them? at least this acts with
some sort of light.
Come on! Egh! COME ON! Well I said I wasn't
It's a screwdriver.
Uh, where did they go?
Did I drop them? at least this acts with
some sort of light.
that the door didn't open properly haha
Start this thing.
Rob- eugh
Did I?- I DID IT!! Ahahahahaha! Wow! Okay, how much life do I have left? SEVEN MINUTES!?
Wait did I have to do something
with this? No. Okay I'm out. *Character* Just a bunch of boxes..
Yep just a bunch of boxes just a
open anymore ah how do we get out now
that the door didn't open properly haha
Ah fuck, well
okay
I put the key in the lock and it did
something okay what am i doing
Did I?- I DID IT!! Ahahahahaha! Wow! Okay, how much life do I have left? SEVEN MINUTES!?
Wait did I have to do something
with this? No. Okay I'm out. *Character* Just a bunch of boxes..
Yep just a bunch of boxes just a
bunch of fucking shit I'm out okay can't
go in there that's right who cares I
bake up a spear oh I wanted to fight the
natives with my spear right okay is
there a region that that's us to work
the plug down or something hello honey
bunny Oh what happened undercover come
on shut the fuck up the train is provide
the trail if you fucking on log ah shit
shit all right examine yes right there
so fucking power in ok let's put on the
table where's the cable go that's not
part of the cable came up hey there
day's going on back here and here we go
here we go yeah open this right
Thanks didn't do it okay i need another
fuse apparently shit pause that this is
not the confident i got a fucking die
like a forbidding ok I did it again i
teleported into the building game really
needs to fuck fuck you doing that to me
wait is there something in this there
has to be a fucking step where's this
thing here's the few that you want to
make put up there we go yes
what
without work what did that letter say
I'm sorry I didn't buy a present I shut
up change the door code the car plate
number was a bad idea fireplace ah fuck
at two minutes see anything no work
let's horrible experience I'm going to
die I'm too young I'm Way too low to die
I won't go without a flaky bosses ok
let's play their way around an aqua
posse no fine fine well okay there's the
car so the code is going to be on deep
so we might be able to figure it out for
the next type never don't watch 848 no 1
847 Oh 1848 right ok examine examined ok
ok maybe the car has a fuse yes there we
go give me it around it's this book to
doing anything yes I think I did
something
yeah to fuck her Jane is great oh heck
okay that's it Stefan yes okay how long
do a helmet I can t make me anymore Oh
panic fuck man how am I supposed to do
now or that you died press button to
continue yeah the pain is Satan cuz
you're dead motherfucker ok well I guess
we just try that again at least now I
can adore and good fuck out Kate up in
66 874 it changed 96 687 496 687 496
6874 okay I gotta think why didn't this
work this time okay okay okay okay well
it works this time I wonder
what is not work I literally can't do
anything else 96 68 and 496 6874 let me
see if it actually lets me put in some
966 874 i know i said i put in the
pocket views and it's not working ok
back to the other place we go I need to
get back to the other cabin plate and
get the stuff that I need to get into
the car and then I use the gas tank
maybe in the thing in here ok let me get
a rock I'm actually use the rock no ah
ok um just my hops to break the game to
get in they could do this fuck ok I
can't do that again um no I don't know
what to do shitballs I'm going to see if
this gasoline tanks there's anything
yeah products
here come on do the thing
there's a break there we go there we go
okay mr. rich off yes okay here we go
I'm going all the way back over here uh
well run one prank havoc that's the
fucking happens if this would like me
and it doesn't work son you've done good
laughter laughter I can't even travel
that far I also figured out that the key
for this tavern was just like right
there all that time just hanging up Phil
good what I do it yes
what does that do
how does that help me
what's the point of you
oh oh oh I get it I get it I get it I
get it oh god how much time do I have
seven minutes I got it uh okay like a
bug fucked but now the powers going over
here I get it now I have to put the fuse
in though I think their code is 55 1331
as well open open yes yes yes check out
the view here we go here we go yes 55
1331 uh okay okay okay what mother
what'll curve these cables how do i turn
it on day okay they're all agree now
everything is green but work
what the fuck do you want from me oh
wait now it fucking worked I did it I
get it I did it I did it I did it okay
got it got it got it got it you survived
it took you ten minutes and eight
seconds oh thank God I have survived the
fucking wilderness it didn't take me 10
minutes and eight seconds it took me
fucking forever took me three attempts
to try and get it I didn't realize I had
to get there cuz when I went when I
clicked through the house I thought the
key was on the inside and I was like
what I picked it up I was like why is
the key on the inside for the outside
lock but then I realized that the key
was just blowing undecided the door all
that time I just didn't see if I heard
it randomly so getting in there and then
figuring out so they could put the guys
cancer they're getting screwdriver go
back forward back for that kind of thing
ah it made sense in the end but while I
was doing it was like wait why doesn't
diffuse work where's the fuse let me do
the thing it's just me being silly that
was neat there was the whole lot to it
and it was pretty damn short and kind of
tedious at times especially when you're
going along and you're using the things
to teleport and it just keeps flashing
white and you're right because it's one
of those games that's constantly like
white anyway and then when you come out
of it you feel like you kind of got a
bit blind because it's really hard to
see anything and then when you're just
looking at the sheer white landscape you
can see all the pixels in the vive so
little things here and there that could
be improved upon but- I liked it a nice
short little experience, but anyway thank you
*game character whispering and mumbling nonsense*
*Character faintly whispers*
There has got to be something warm in there.
To.. To h- sit down- Examine okay!
It's a screwdriver.
Uh, where did they go?
Okay, okay.
Start this thing.
Rob- eugh
Ah fuck, well
okay
