Hey, this is D FloatingCOWW, and today, I'm
with Roboo, and we're gonna be doing a
speedrun. So, let's go. We have no time to
waste, let's see how fast we can beat the game.
Robo: Oh yeah, that's a good point, that's a good point. Coww: yeah, *chuckles* already started.
Robo: Find a village as early as possible. Coww: I think there are villages
near the spawn I don't know that just
happens usually for me I'm gonna go look
around I'm also gonna look for a lava
pit so we can go to the nether easily
Coww: Wait, where are you? Follow me.
 Robo: I'm getting food, food's necessary.
where are you
Coww: wrong way, I'll run back to the spawn. okay I see you, I see you. right
they'll make a crafting table also some
swords.
I forgot you have a crafting table
there's a mine there, we can go-
wait, can you place down the crafting table? I need to craft.
Robo: I'm not sure what's happening. I made one crafting table and now I made three.
Coww: Wait, place down the crafting table
 Robo: it just disappears
Coww: Oh yea, becuz of the spawn protection
Robo: THERE'S- no wonder, no wonder...let's
Coww: Oops, sorry. 
Robo: nO wOnDeR
Coww: Okay, over here, place-
Robo: I thought I was lagging for a sec
see if it works now that's you there we
go I will so many water swimming pools
take very good I'm gonna go to the cave
oh wait there's spawn protection right
oh no there's another one here there's
another cave here we can go down nice oh
you wanna beat the underdog in the pub
without armor right if it still need if
you can't find that what irony will help
them we kill them to each other all
right
I don't think we need are more you just
need to make sure you don't get hit
become me are essential things just need
to make a pocket and we need we need
enough iron for enough buckets
I also we should get the beds from the
nether I mean I know nothing from the
village funny cool I found where iron
but no cool I found cool here also iron
I got I am here I'm gonna make a furnace
hopefully this speedrun will be fast
fast
Oh creeper don't die remember if we
should have died the diet I've been
playing harness work for three episodes
yes no table I should have kept it a
third there oh you could
I need fortunes I did more cool because
I haven't mines and you cobble yet well
I barely mind hey guys I pick up and got
my own a single piece of cool I found
like five pieces but it's not enough
okay I got more iron than cobble yep
need food badly I can make a smoker a
smoker so you can get food fast and
start a farm now I need more wood wood
oh yeah you gotta find the village first
case it done yet okay a wild the iron
still taking a while yeah I got iron
study food I'm gonna die
my hunger facility Lou it took me like
four bars and one bar for varsity they
got a bucket I can just make another
furnace
bigbrain time all right here we go okay
funny oh there's water here and lava I
found lava here I said I love up kit no
it's just like 1:100 just another big
hurt here don't die yet okay good
anyways the woods together I have known
protection yeah I should have lots of
fire fighting let's find anything I like
I need like like five more pieces that I
like okay uh what happened well there I
got seven
they got seven seven yes everything I
just need to do my thesis that's what
I'm gonna be finding justice to can also
farm the golems for iron yeah you know
this I've done that before in the server
that's a good technique so you can get
I'm gonna mostly drop returns to four to
five iron right that means you get like
a bucket and faith and steel if you're
lucky I'm just gonna go slugger
these I can't read them sadly we should
get apples he didn't come with me wait
where are you wait I mean so you need to
get where I still need to get okay
you grabbed describe dismember up the
apple cider when I met when I smoker
Connor
right yeah make smokers do not make
smokers too far faster food okay but I
need to have been a fire this rate I
need to go explore this cave looking
sand okay Tom we did the speaker
it's gonna heck is the village oh not
Monster Hunter or this or this or a beam
here
oh no there's so many mobs here yo yo yo
yo there's the ravine and it's lots of
iron in here oh there's no creepers I
dream I'm going down I'm gonna go
through the review thing
rocky I can't find him fine you see my
nametag
well yeah I left my smooth I'm gonna get
the sticks need more sticks here 6v
above you
I found a funding sir I never got
similar things door are so many creepers
in this cave I'm gonna die skeleton a
swim go get him otherwise you can use
that oh come on this skeleton oh I need
an exploit oh no it's gonna be nice no
and this is bad progress right here oh
yes survive survive keep leaving my
smoker nice nice nice move nice a nice
nice and nice okay it's getting very
dangerous
I just need cool I need a she should
make a she well the skeleton key the
sweet moves down there
how much I in the house how much I I had
nine I can't find a place where a diet
I'm gonna go look for a village maybe
that one well I'm gonna make us both
shields I feel like I am feeling that
MIDI them just wanna die very easily we
also need food because we don't know my
food count is very very
Robo: Yeah, it's so weird, like in deserts, there's always zombies carrying iron shovels, it's weird
Coww: I'm gonna gooooo
Coww: Going here... ayt
Oh, I need a pick!
many mobs gardius following the moon yes
why did it have to be night yes notice
that now pickaxe why did it have to be
it nice oh oh just go down and I'm
jumping down jumping down use that for
building up already ready they don't
even need my help in this none I found a
bee, it's in the desert there. l I'm
following the moon but I'm not finding a
desert temple
Coww: Can't find any diamonds
here, there's some
gold, sand and strings i can use strings for...
Robo: Oh, I'm actually gonna die
Don't die, MLey, don't die, MLey, don't die, MLey!
don't even know where you are
Coww: oh, just look for a desert temple
Robo: I found it
Coww: Yeah, there. I-I got all the
loot
there's no diamonds here. Building up.
creeper where are you so many mobs I
should know don't going up
yeah well they're so cheap there I could
have kept it some shears earlier oh I'm
about to die spiders I don't even have a
sword
did he make sure so we can set the run
pick some shears so we can respawn here
I can go up this pathology make sure you
don't there's lots of papers there's
hurry up then should have made this shit
work what's up with your peepers on
hurry up hurry up mr. McDermott and I
can kill it we do it have to kill it or
so we can have a head start yeah I'm
gonna be gonna make a test I can store
your stuff here
okay you don't have to worry about
actually about dying I'm gonna die oh
okay I still marry it's a good thing I'm
fairly nice food climb up just to be
sure okay have you cured all the mobs
oh I know cool oh no I'm gonna make some
princess
okay I'm never ready to go back all
right it's gonna be more she go there
you up there yeah you better hurry up
this little monster
yes I'm cool nice okay I'm heading back
to the temple
this is heading back there okay
boy I see iron there okay once you have
my way they're 21 boom yeah I got it
from the desert temple oh that's your
cell phone relson going oh goodness yep
don't diamonds yet good enough for so
I'll give them to you fuck
temple where the a shop in Savannah it's
the worst thing I've ever seen in my
life
it's sort the perverseness heart already
No, the jungle okay I saw the lava pit
where do you put put like a marker on it
like a marker well he got this and what
they're gonna put the sand here they're
go, I'm putting a sand tower. Ayt. it's a
skeleton underneath a tree I'm not sure
if I'm near the temple
Robo: you said- oh yeah you said follow the
news I never know where you are
and it's the he ran in the wrong
direction going in the same direction
have to go back maybe I went beyond it I
think I'm just gonna come to you on time
I think I'm here oh I am near home Oh
Patrice our home that's the Sun right
let's let's keep going there although
the Sun follow the soil wait a minute
the moon oh yeah I think I actually went
to the wrong direction so I followed the
moon when it was that thing maybe I'm
gonna make a pillar and if you see this
you see this
I probably even see it you can oh well
okay what's you yeah just go towards... um go the opposite direction of
I don't even know why let go the
opposite direction
the Sun no, I'm towards the sun right now right now
the Sun isn't right now now watch the
Sun yeah I don't have any weapons
get the wood and mine
on V wait we could have played we could
have made a bed with a sphere right oh
I'm so stupid
I forgot we can mix a little bit stream
looks like I was holding in my inventory
like why did why did this guy laid wait
you could you could make for one that's
enough for an extra bed get the bed so
we can blow up there okay I'll make a
new bed because I might I'm placing my
bed outside I'm going towards your
direction okay
wait show me okay yeah it's basically
it's just opposite everything that's the
temple I think yeah I'm coming coming no
idea you went in the direction okay Oh
try to get my car I nearly broke the ice
it's so close to the ground
thank you for your kind generosity right
nice save if I like build up and use
just the sword
because usually I just use like a bow or
like killing big ol I'll try use my
sword I might die but at least no no
they don't
I have an-wait I come down wait wait for you I'll
kill you okay Robo: Wait, is it a plains village? I
think it's near to spawn play anymore
we need food I'm stealing beds killing
beds what you do is you can also use the
wool over there to craft beds like you
know the station Robo: Oh yeah, we're near the ocean
what you good there oh yeah no show here
what now I'm gonna sleep rest but um
work okay plant more trees because
there's so few trees near the village
okay I think I'm going the wrong
direction now because I'm you buy some
peace once you said that be like oh no
I'm going the wrong direction
oops is it like it's the village
couldn't make passing I for the review
did you pass over that review okay I'm
going I know I know pretty sure the Sun
but towards the side I'm going to Weston
I think you have to turn around a musher
maybe I know where you are I saw creeper
explosion everybody
I see a clear I saw creeper exciting I'm
going in the right direction
it's a massive hole I've seen oh I found
your pillow I fold your pillow on your
pillow with the Santa man pillar yeah I
found it okay I'm coming behind this
hill
I'm kind of still I think no I found the
soil reveals I didn't mind that and I'm
very lucky
it's gonna get dark okay
back okay back to business
yes and had lots of fire with me if that
this is amazing I'm finding more iron
along the way if I fall again I should
have made a bucket I need the iron hey
sleep okay there's a low K don't worry
well I'm coming towards my items
direction okay right if we're going to
the nether
it's not even harder because they need
you update yeah it's gonna be even
harder very far away
I was lucky when I was turning on that I
tried I was trying to test myself with
doing I put another portal I was like I
spawn
softly in the nether fortress but then I
died because of a dusty alton like
believe me or not
there was a cycle wither skeleton right
outside my penis villagers trying to
assault me here nice villagers at that
nasty place okay we I'm gonna sleep -
yeah I'm gonna be quick oh I took the
beds I'm just gonna use the bed sighs
okay finally morning we don't have to
worry about all the mobs that are killed
okay I gotta set my spawn points
somewhere because I broke my bed nice
okay I came near your because I think
are you sure it's not in the planes
because I'm waiting because I'm beside I
found a desert the planes here desert
temple it's near the ocean I thought I'm
not kidding I founded that safe I think
I'm going did you find it open please
right here just here release rod
Robo: Blaze rod!?
we find that I found two more diamonds
you can be both you can both have I can
give you a diamond so this one nice okay
we have a good start we got diamonds
good art but the speedrun doesnt even
speed anymore this is just I should have
got I should have I don't have a pickaxe
we have iron I can make a pickaxe the
iron here ENT nice I'm going to type
your coords in the chat?
Coww: Type-can you
just type it down yourself? so -238 and
then my Z is -197.
Robo: Negative 238...
Coww: yeah, and Z is-
Robo: I'm so far from you
my desert temple was here
yeah I found a Plains I think I'm going
right there's lots of horses in the
village
ok nice you're gonna sleep then I found
the voice yes more bread ok
got anything else it's gonna be
something here
how about here over here this my stuff
this is nice this place needs me
nice this is so I found the village
found it yeah you have a bucket of
coming in a voice the oldest of priests
keep him keep the priest noise oh you
series here increase no no no no there's
a priest right here we have to keep him
no no
chugging Church and it's a cleric yeah I
call it a dotrice okay because okay
follow me
why are you water this water over there
we can use that one about portal we need
in you need an infinite water sir
into it
there's what you have iron
well yeah wait you can't okay can you
give me some also like I'm scared of
killing the golem
it's a butcher over here okay just get
my food I'm gonna try to kill the golem
here okay watch me watch you watch it
that's sure wait were you and besides
I'm a process it's a big golden right
now
nice got him boys I think got on each
recessed at least I got on the are okay
hey hey come on a new bucket there we go
nice are you oh there's a little water
here Wow you notice that now are you I
only saw the lava diamond pick me up go
to combine faster its der Bilt no but
it's many nice rustic here adopted view
but so far I'm gonna make us much baby
since then we haven't even made shields
yet yeah yeah okay it's not tall enough
there you go great moment of truth
once you can I need one on the other
side yes there we go business is good
oh yeah yes we're doing it hey here's
our more here's the big deal and steel
and steel no gotta go I wasted all my
nice I wish this Wow did you get okay
and your four six pretty good flint and
steel so we can get your ships do you
mess up the board though if you placed
on the port story I won't
I won't I'm gonna find iron you need to
find iron I can't enter the nether with
all also flip flopper awesome gravel you
haven't fun oh please give me anything
will suffice
oh here we go keep it's a good key
they're gonna look towards things
what okay like this yes okay look for
some gravel
what what's happening there you go - a
bug um there's a problem
wait what iron but it just disappeared
it's gone find it but this is it click
on a crafting table it might appear Oh
what make a crafting feeling like click
on the crafting table make me appear
it's gone
goddess but the waste did I get this
golden pick it's gonna be night well ok
sleep outside
oh hey I think we're beside the desert
so there's a possibility but nice
I have no idea where you are it's
exactly a 1 the iron disappears when I -
I think it's because I'm using paper
wait what
usually golden pickaxe it's because of
you yes ok I found some iron away from
the iron I thought you're using the
proper pickaxe for this likes nice
that's not very epic of you yes
okay I have one piece of leave and we
even have flipped no still problem
expose iron is iron this is the one time
I actually need gravel at one time it
was also useful for building I meant
like during mining right now we're not
trying to build anything we're trying to
beat the dragon in a speedrun this
rotation if this video recording reaches
one hour long we should just end it's
not a speedrun any PS just clip it the
click the video like our field attempt
at speedrunning our first failed attempt
at a two-player speedrun got Flint yes
go to the portal frame I'm running out
of food you need me he'll give you bread
here I saw your horse hey hurry up it's
my horse hurry up you have a tie tonight
what do you need ok ok give me Flint I
got it I got it
give me the blocks their blocks I have
some cobble know that okay I'm gonna
make a crafting table okay there we go
hey why are you doing the other time
limit time limit - oh nice nice deep
surprise five minutes
this is a nice one right here nine
minutes left we can't oh no build build
build in your hand I was supposed to say
have a water bucket in your head okay I
think we should look for a regular other
biome right like another waste - got
another race Oh
oh I was dying don't die I almost died
like I almost like I almost died you
falling reason why I hate the spine this
ball is my can we sponsor the blocks are
nice the blocks are nice but the biome I
just straight-up hate it okay I'm gonna
go straight gonna look for another
fortress oh oh yeah we also need to find
an Enderman how we gonna do that
if we find the white forest find what if
I know what voice my it's the prophet
Minecraft has the best object where you eat
you gain help this I hated another
morning oh it's a nice update but I
think they can change how this biome
looks
I found another it's mine I found
another I don't have any more blocks
I can't build over there there we go
ah there's a big boy here hello big boi
nice so you get okay good
with smoke pigments thank goodness Oh
what this leads to a dead end
it's another oh my we have been ripped
off badly hey maybe next time we can do
another one with a bed receiver yes you
need to do that you have to do another
one with a better seed hopefully believe
I found a source of body that's very
useless I've waited for me there's a gas
there's a gas laughter yeah I have my
subtitles on their skeletons I'm in the
social value Oh a see some Striders there
they're useless if you I have a saddle, but
don't have any work for games stay even
near you remember near another fortress
it's just desolate bones literally
destroys we have embarrassed ourselves
where the worst speedrun is in history
okay I bet here be epic my friends gonna
watch this he likes to speedrun the lot
disgusting what am I watching
I have no I'm gonna die oh no I think we
should end it we can't even find another
fort listen we can't find an Enderman
this is our diamond stuff this is the
seed sux Oh guys Wow
I think that's it for today's attempt at
speedrunning in 1.16.1. you guys
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anyways I'd like to think roboo again
for playing with us in this-
Robo: Just call me MLey
Coww:  thank you again for watching and
I'll see you in the next one.
God bless you, buh-byee
Robo: Bye.
