 
Vote Your Ass Off

Bradley Bright

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Vote Your Ass Off – Copyright © 2012 by Pasta Publishing, LLC

Vote Your Ass Off

Copyright © 2012, Pasta Publishing, LLC

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Editor: Bridgette Hare, Plot2Published.com

Electronic Release: October 2012

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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

HONORABLE SALUTE

To all veterans - both living and dead - who are heroes of the highest honor. If not for the sacrifices and adversity they and their families have endured, we would not have the freedoms we have enjoyed for so many decades. Obama is trying create a socialist country and we must "Fight like Hell" to ensure our past military and their families did not sacrifice in vain.

UNIFORMED THANKS

To all who have protected our freedom and who continue to do so; Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Merchant Marines, ROTC, Policemen, Firemen, EMS personnel, Doctors, Nurses, Aides, and those individual citizens who are not afraid to jump in where needed regardless of personal outcome.

FAMILY SUPPORT

Mom and dad, brother and sister-in-law, and their four daughters for their support, and The Lord for all the favors He has bestowed upon us all; namely, health and happiness.

EDITORIAL EFFORT

To Bridgette, Editor Extraordinaire, for every one thousand words I typed, she kept one hundred, edited those to the exact ten, rearranged them correctly, and told me what a great job I did. A platonic love she will always be.

FINAL UPFRONT THOUGHT

I have avoided clichés throughout the book as they are a dime a dozen and usually not worth the paper they are printed on.

This is a humorous, tongue-in-cheek, hard-hitting commentary of

political facts delivered in a comedic viewpoint to the masses.

1776 began the War of Independence. Today we are fighting another war for independence and freedom from those who want to form a bigger government to control more of our lives.

2012 is the year for America to take control back.

The Obama Health Care bill is like having a baby, not only did "Dictator" Obama have to push hard . . . but it will also last a lifetime.

I personally believe that President Obama:

Is NOT a United States citizen.

Is a Muslim.

Is a liar.

Is the most inexperienced president thus far.

Is incapable of making consistently tough and smart decisions.

No wonder the Liberal want to use wind power, they control all the hot air.

The Obama Health Care bill is like having a baby, not only did Dictator Hussein Obama have to push hard but it will also last a lifetime.

Nancy Pelosi is not too bright. When her housekeeper told her she didn't do windows,

Ms. Pelosi asked if she did Macs.

VOTING:

The instrument of a free person's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

The 2010 census must be accurate so each state will know how many representatives

it can send to Washington to pass legislation we don't need or want.

He is NOt in the kNOw so vote NO-bama in NO-vember

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# THE 2008 CAMPAIGN

Illinois State Senator Barack Obama, while on the campaign trail, promised not to hire any lobbyists.

HE LIED TO US

In the first two weeks of his presidency, he appointed fourteen lobbyists, and that's the last time he worked seven days in one week.

He promised transparency with all bills viewable on C-Span five days prior to the vote.

HE LIED TO US

In fact, he jammed the health care bill down the legislator's throats within forty-eight hours of signing the bill not allowing members of Congress to read, study, or attempt to understand it.

When asked what was in the bill Nancy Pelosi, House Minority Leader, said, "We have to pass the bill before we know what is in it."

Do not feel sorry for the California district that is stuck with Congresswoman Pelosi,

feel sorry for Mr. Pelosi.

Obama promised to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term. Instead, he added five trillion dollars to the national debt.

HE LIED TO US

Instead, he added six trillion dollars to the national debt.

Another Obama Unintelligent, Economically poor Fiasco

July 2009Solyndra wins conditional loan under DOE program.

March 2010Auditors raise concerns about whether Solyndra can continue operating.

March 2010Obama visits Solyndra, touts it as model of clean tech and job creation.

Dec. 2010Solyndra executives learn that the company is out of  cash.

January 2011OMB staffers warn Solyndra rescue with public money is politically "risky".

January 2011Solyndra execs confide to administration that they are on brink of liquidation.

February 2011DOE helps Solyndra with refinancing; investors put in an additional $75M.

August 2011Solyndra shuts down, laid off most workers.

Obama claimed the stimulus package would create millions of new jobs.

HE LIED TO US

Romney did not say it, but he was referring to Solyndra, a solar energy company that received a federal loan under Obama's economic stimulus that went bankrupt last year, laying off its 1,100 workers and leaving taxpayers on the hook for more than $500 million.

The Obama stimulus program is working as well as trying to push a stalled car with a rope.

Obama mesmerized fifty-four percent of the country with his two bumper sticker slogans; namely, Hope and Change and Change You Can Believe In. A few of the talk show hosts saw the charade he was performing and tried to get the message through the thick skulls of the dumb, stupid, and naïve American public that does not listen to knowledgeable talk show hosts.

You know, when you are past thirty-five years old you should start to think for yourself. If you did everything your father did, you would probable smoke, snore, leave your zipper down, and pee in your pants. The world is changing and so should you.

HE LIED TO US

If he were proud of the bills authored by his party, he would have allowed ample time for viewing and discussion prior to passing them.

HE LIED TO US

When a vote is called for in the Obama controlled House and Senate, the results are given

as the "Ayes have it."

They should announce it as, "The lies have it."

Candidate Obama promised to work with both parties to make this a better government. The Liberals did not solicit republican input.

HE LIED TO US

The only time Obama reaches across the aisle is to grab a Conservative by the throat.

During a serious operation you would be concerned if the doctors and nurses asked the chief surgeon, "What do we do next?" and ninety percent of the time all he answered was "present" instead of instructing the operating team what to do. Do you think your family would be comfortable with that answer; a man who studied years for the job and had neither the backbone, knowledge, nor ability to make a decision to save a life, what a disgrace. Who do you think it is? I won't give the answer away, but I will give you a hint: Obama.

Illinois Senator Obama answered "present" 129 separate times out of 140. He ran for the Senate to make tough decisions for the people he represented but didn't have the knowledge or courage to vote "for" or "against" the issues. He was walking the political tightrope and trying not to alienate anyone.

Yet some people not only voted for him but still support him regardless; either they didn't do their homework, are simply happy to have a black president in office, or are just plain dumb, stupid or naïve.

President Obama has to get a new driver's license; this one will be two faced.

Candidate Obama told John McCain not to use his middle name (Hussein) during the campaign, yet when he was inaugurated he was sworn in as Barack Hussein Obama; what a phony.

With the Obama Administration running General Motors, the crash testers get to use real dummies.

The Obama Administration could not efficiently run the Cash for Clunkers program and yet they feel qualified to run the Obama Health Care Program? What a sham! Those who wrote the law and voted for it have excused themselves from the program; if it's so great, it seems to me they would want to be a part of it. It's time we vote the phonies out of office.

One thing he didn't lie about; he promised a transparent presidency and he has delivered . . .

we can all see right through him.

# AT THE BAR...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around to face him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes widen with interest and he responds, "No kidding. I am in Congress too. What state are you from?"

# WHY OBAMA WON THE 2008 ELECTION

Beginning his speeches with "My dear friends" shows political insincerity. It appears as if he is trying to "kiss ass" when he should have been "kicking ass." McCain was too sweet, too nice, and too wishy-washy towards Obama. Candidate Obama was fighting the battle with tanks, planes, submarines, and drones while McCain was using sticks, stones, and arrows.

With all the media in favor of Obama, such as newspapers, radio, TV, internet, and blogs, Obama should have won by a larger margin. The popular vote was 53% to 47%; it shows the American people in the rural, less populated areas, knew the facts but in the heavy industrial states Obama received almost double the electoral college votes.

McCain was politically weak, voting several times with the Democrats. In addition, he would not let Palin be the maverick she was described as and take on the liberals, as she was fully capable of doing. She energized the party but, in the end, too many thought her qualifications were weak.

One of McCain's biggest problems occurred when he allowed the liberals to say Palin was not qualified while contending Obama was a stronger candidate. At this point, McCain should have emptied both barrels at Obama. He needed to remind the public that a community organizer reported to no one, had no experience vetting, leading, hiring, firing, and determine pay. Nor was he capable in judging whether people were qualified for any position, as he never appointed anyone.

At the same time, McCain should have used his pilot training to shoot for the kill by reminding Obama that Palin, as governor, fought and won against an established and powerful Republican incumbent.

McCain gave in when Obama told him not to use "Hussein" his middle name and McCain even instructed his entire staff to respect that decision. That decision was irritating since Hussein is his actual name. The upshot was when Obama was sworn in he put his left hand on the bible, raised his right hand and said, "I, Barack Hussein Obama, due solemnly swear to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States of American, so help me God."

McCain was weak when he did not challenge Obama on his poor United States Senate record as being the most liberal member of congress . . . I repeat, "The most liberal senator."

McCain was weak when he did not challenge Obama's phrase of "Hope and Change." He should have demanded specifics on his plan to change things.

Obama promised things that even led some conservatives to vote for him. Some of those empty promises were:

No lobbyist in his cabinet.

No cabinet member with a dubious past.

Transparency.

Protecting the boarders.

Reducing the deficit.

Decreasing unemployment.

Job loss is not so bad if it happens next November in Washington D. C.

# COMMUNITY ORGANIZER

His duties and obligations

Logic says that Obama should not have run for president because of his limited background.

How could we expect Obama to know how to lead a country when he didn't even know what a Community Organizer did when he first began back in 1985? "When classmates in college asked me just what it was that a community organizer did, I couldn't answer them directly," Obama wrote in his memoir, Dreams from My Father. "Instead, I'd pronounce on the need for change. Change in the White House, where Reagan and his minions were carrying on their dirty deeds. Change in the Congress, compliant and corrupt. Change in the mood of the country, manic and self-absorbed. Change won't come from the top, I would say. Change will come from a mobilized grass roots."

During Obama's campaign in September of 2008, Byron York wrote in the National Review Online that, "Perhaps the simplest way to describe community organizing is to say it is the practice of identifying a specific aggrieved population, say unemployed steelworkers, or itinerant fruit-pickers, or residents of a particularly bad neighborhood, and agitating them until they become so upset about their condition that they take collective action to put pressure on local, state, or federal officials to fix the problem, often by giving the affected group money. Organizers like to call that 'direct action.'"

In his classic book, Rules for Radicals, Alinsky wrote that a successful organizer should be "an abrasive agent to rub raw the resentments of the people of the community; to fan latent hostilities of many of the people to the point of overt expressions." In other words, agitate, irritate, and piss of the people to action.

Barack took a slightly softer tone when he ran for president. A theme he harped on until it became a cliché. "Hope and Change." There were pins, bumper stickers, and shirts with the slogan on it.

It was repeated so often that people started to believe it, even though they couldn't answer the simple question of "What kind of hope and change are you looking for?" The answer I always got was "You know, hope and change". "Well, what kind of change are you hoping for in particular?"

"You know, change in general."

Well, in my opinion, those people were stupid; however, dumber yet were all those who voted for him without knowing what he wanted to do. The dumbest, however, are those who still stick up for him to this day knowing what he's done.

# A TOXIC ARTICLE REGARDING OBAMA

By Alan Caruba

I have this theory about Barack Obama. He has led a make-believe life in which he was given money and had doors opened for him. At some point early on, George Soros or some person or group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and guided him toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.

In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? "Dreams of My Father" published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old and "Audacity of Hope" in 2006; if, indeed, he wrote them himself. Some believe that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a "communist with a small 'c'" was the real author.

His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that may be controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley's formidable political machine at his disposal.

He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, why he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?

He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an irregularity in the state with a very small black population, he oozed "cool" in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. In addition, he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.

Then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. Then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska. It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984's Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.

The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.

Now, 3 full years into his presidency, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.

Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to "wish away" some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain.

The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign "world tour" were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with wicked people with corrupt intentions.

Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party's hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.

Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an "obstreperous" Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against "jumping to conclusions" about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted "Allah Akbar." The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber "an isolated extremist" only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot.

He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released have returned to the battlefield against America. He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. In addition, he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.

The pattern repeats itself. Either he blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.

Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual's life.

When anyone else would produce a birth certificate, this man spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been isolated from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose facts remain hidden.

We laugh at the ventriloquist's dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States?

We the people are coming!

Author's Note:

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# TELEPROMPTER

Does not make you a great orator, just a reader.

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." This was Barack Obama slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally in Springfield, Illinois, in August 2008. It was a simple mistake to make; however, this is the very thing the liberals jumped all over Sarah Palin for and Mr. Smooth makes the same type of mistake and the press let it pass. I personally think it was a simple mistake; however, the media should be more professional in their consistency. I suppose these mistakes occur when one is doing as much traveling with as little sleep as they do, though they shouldn't be so quick to pick on the foibles of the opposition.

Another error occurred during his campaign when Obama said he had been in "fifty-seven of the fifty-eight states." Has he ever seen the show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" And they claimed Bush was stupid.

At the National Prayer Breakfast on Thursday, February 5, 2010, the Commander in Chief not only got a sailor's name wrong, (he called him Christopher instead of Christian) but could not figure out how to pronounce "corpsman." Yes, he said "corpse-man", not once but twice. It is pronounced "core-man" (spelled: corpse man) where the "se" is silent. And the liberals attempt to denigrate President Bush by saying he was not very bright. A man who went to Yale and graduated from Harvard Business School is not stupid. President Obama, on the other hand, is portrayed to be an intelligent man.

Obama has played by the Chicago rules during his political career. I do not respect him for that, nor do I respect him for his ability to solve problems. His lack of experience, his poor judgment in hiring those he has surrounded himself with and his determination to radically change this country into something almost 70% of the people do not want. For these reasons he is disliked, detested, and despised by a large major of the American people.

There should be a disclaimer on the teleprompter at the end of each speech that reads:

"Lies may be larger than they first appear."

Remember, Obama used a teleprompter when he spoke to a second grade class at their school; using notes or a visual aid is acceptable but a teleprompter, to a group of second graders? Give me a break.

So for people to say he is a great orator boggles my mind. They clearly do not understand the English language. He may be a great reader, but not a great speaker.

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."  
\- Frank Dane

"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret." -- Ronald Reagan

# A TIME AND A PLACE

When the Muslims were attacking the twin towers, President Bush was at a grade school reading to children. He did not leave right away so he would not alarm the country; however, he left within a matter of minutes to attend to the needs of our nation.

Within twenty-four hours of the attacks, Bush's critics were stating that he didn't move fast enough, yet when President Obama failed to take action on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico we didn't hear a word from the conveniently forgetful, hypocritical liberal media. There should have been a loud, instantaneous outcry as to why he waited so long. Instead we heard nothing from the cowardly, biased media.

Speculation has it that Obama delayed in stopping the flow and cleaning up the mess so he could strengthen his argument against off shore drilling. Not true. He just didn't know what to do as he NEVER had a job where he had to report to someone or make tough decisions in a timely manner. He is a virgin in intelligent, major decision making matters. He does not have enough experience to know how to react in a time of crisis. As president, the majority of Americans criticize him but they cannot fire him until the next election, so he has no pressure. He can do what he wants, when he wants, just like a spoiled little child who is only concerned with himself.

If he cared about the opinion of the majority of citizens, he would NOT have forced the health care bill down the throats of the American public.

With the passing of the Obama Health Care Program I felt like I was permanently moving into a whorehouse; namely, being screwed on a regular basis.

During his campaign he promised transparency, stating the public would be allowed to watch proceedings on C-Span and to have a five-day period to view bills prior to signing. President Obama's pre-election promises were a sham; both he and his administrative personnel have either ignored, broken, or never intended to keep them.

I wish President Hussein Obama had not gotten his cabinet members from Craig's List.

It is hard to motivate a stubborn jackass to do something even when all the facts are obvious, so the Democrat's political symbol matches their obstinate attitude.

Notice the word "obstinate"; meaning, perversely adhering to an opinion, purpose, or course in spite of reason, arguments, or persuasion. One who is obstinate is resistant to change. That defines the liberals to a tee; that word will upset them because the truth often hurts.

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

– Paris Hilton

So - is Paris Hilton, often referred to as a rich bitch, calling all married Democrats jackasses?

President Obama's steady regression of "Hope and Change" viewed annually since being in office.

HOPEHOPEHopeHope

Will Rogers once jokingly remarked,

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators; and, on a serious note, there is such a time and a place.

A TIME (November 2012) and A PLACE (The Voting Booth)

You should vote as your life depends upon it because it does.

Ask yourself this question and answer it honestly:

"Are you better off now than you were four years ago?"

Would you want an inexperienced heart surgeon to operate on you, of course not? So why would you want an inept, previously untried, failed president to tell you he needs four more years to complete his programs when they have not only failed, but he does not even know how to fix them?

The Obama Administration is like a tattoo;

It gets under your skin and after a while you start thinking of ways to remove it.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein; we now know he took Viagra and he had as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress was reluctant to take action against this guy; he's one of their own. -- Jay Leno

The 2010 census must be accurate so each state will know how many representatives it can send to Washington to pass legislation you do not need or want.

Things are financially tough in Vegas as well. I saw a hooker in front of a casino with a sign that read

"No payments until 2013."

The zoo has an African lion; the White House has a lying African.

Voting: The method by which a citizen has the power to make a fool of himself

and a wreck of his country

# AMERICA'S PROBLEM IS MUCH DEEPER THAN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

Some people have the vocabulary to sum things up in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out.

WE HAVE A LOT TO DO

The real danger to America are the citizens not its current president. The voting public can vote him out of office and his policies can be overturned; however, the problem arises if we cannot educated the community on how to see through the trite slogans

It is much easier to limit and undo the recklessness of an Obama Presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and respectable judgment to a misinform electorate willing to elect such a man as their President.

The Nation can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a boob. It is less likely to survive a multitude of boobs such as those who made him President.

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."

\- William G. McAdoo

Author's Note:

I have heard so many young people say that they do not follow politics, as it does not affect them. How do they become this stupid on their own? Here is a solution to the problem. The family should have one meal a day together so they can converse about the home, the city, the country, and the world. No personal phone calls for either the kids or the parents. Use an answering machine and call them back. No texting, no reading at the table and no leaving until dismissed by the adults.

The young people must learn that politics are an important part of their lives; look at the disastrous shape this country is in because of voting for Obama. The other problem is that many young Americans do not realize that voting and not voting have different consequences for all Americans.

If you smoke cigarettes, marijuana, or do drugs usually, it only affects a few people; namely, you, your friends, parents, and other loved ones. If you vote for a destructive candidate or vote for a third party candidate (as they do not win in America), then you are harming every thinking, right voter in this country.

How do you know which candidate deserves your vote?

First, vote for a conservative who will lower taxes.

Second, conservatives understand that lower taxes encourage business owners to expand their business, which in turn, means hiring more employees.

Third, be careful of a RINO, "Republican in Name Only". They are unpredictable, like a turncoat, who will not vote for the good of America, but will vote to line their pockets or the pockets of their backers.

Fourth,REMEMBER THIS: Liberals believe in TAX and SPEND. They want to raise your taxes, enlarge the government, and make you dependent upon them. Once you are reliant upon the Democrats, you will continue to vote for them, as they will keep giving you benefits you do not deserve to keep you hooked on them.

# THE CLASSROOM

An actual lesson about real life

This is a true story and Martha Cothren is the daughter of a WWII POW.

Back in September of 2005 on the first day of school Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. With the permission of the school administration, she removed all of the desks from her classroom. When the first period students entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. "Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?" one student asked. She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk."

They asked, "Is it's our grades or our behavior?" She told them it was neither.

Period after period, they came and went, and still no desks in the classroom.

By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms.Cothren's classroom to report on this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks from her room. The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom Ms. Cothren said, "Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom, so now I am going to tell you."

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it. Twenty-seven U.S. Veterans, dressed in uniform, walked into that classroom - each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, after which they would walk over and stand along the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place, those students began to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.

Martha said, "You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks – these heroes did it for you through their dedication, sacrifice, and courage. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it is up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education . . . don't ever forget it."

# AMA HEALTH CARE OPINIONS:

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package

The United States Supreme Court upheld Obama Care and doctors in various branches of medicine voiced their opinions.

ALLERGISTS

Are in favor of scratching it.

DERMATOLOGISTS

Advised not to make any rash moves.

NEUROLOGISTS

Thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

OBSTETRICIANS

Felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.

OPHTHALMOLOGISTS

Considered the idea shortsighted.

PATHOLOGIST

Yelled, "Over my dead body."

PEDIATRICIANS

Said, "Oh, grow up!"

PSYCHIATRIST

Thought the whole idea was madness.

RADIOLOGISTS

Could see right through it.

SURGEONS

Decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

INTERNISTS

Claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

PLASTIC SURGEON

Felt this "put a whole new face on the matter."

PODIATRISTS

Thought it was a step forward.

UROLOGISTS

Were pissed off at the whole idea.

ANESTHESIOLOGISTS

Thought the whole idea was a gas.

CARDIOLOGISTS

Didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Author's Note:

Forty years ago, when both my proctologist and I were much younger men, he performed a hemorrhoid operation on me. After the operation, I told him he did such a great job that when I die I want to be buried face down.

I had the courage to call him "Dr. Thumbs" and each time I sent a new patient to see him I told the person to walk in and say, "A friend of yours told me to say 'hello Dr. Thumbs'". The doctor would always reply, "Oh, Bright sent you?"

I was on the chubby side at the time and I asked if it were possible to have my ass lifted a little and he said, "Only by a two ton crane".

I asked him if he ever gets a little behind in his work. He replied, "Not with the size of your ass."

# HI. MY NAME IS Ba-LACK OBAMA

Ba-Lack Obama can be proud of the fact that:

He is the first black American President.

He won a historic event.

He fought hard for the victory.

He is a pleasant looking person.

He reads a teleprompter well.

He has an engaging smile.

However, he certainly has not helped the plight of the black person in America as they hoped he would.

Maybe he has forgotten other great black Americans who helped promote the plight of the blacks.

My firm belief is that Obama is a Muslim and, as it turns out, is the first American President not to attend any religious service on Christmas day; and he claims he is a Christian.

Barack is a white, black man and a black, white man. His mother was white and his father was an African American. He does or says whatever is convenient for him at the time. For example, saying Bill Ayers - the unrepentant terrorist - was just a passing acquaintance, when in reality, they were close friends.

Barack Obama is the first president who did not attend the Army / Navy game. He never volunteered for the armed services and it took him three months to decide how many service personnel to send to Afghanistan, while our American soldiers were shedding their blood, losing limbs, and dying for our freedom and safety.

He criticized the Bush administration for using enhanced interrogation, such as water boarding; however, the vital information received helped the Obama Administration find and kill Bin Laden.

Barack Hussein Obama is actually a detriment to the African American community. They were optimistic when he was elected, but because of his constant lying, his un-American appointments to his administration, his constant display of poor judgment, and his total lack of proper decorum expected of an American president - he has let them down.

If I were a black man, I would be greatly disappointed in his actions and lack of results.

He has lied, cheated, or strong-armed his way into many decisions while in office. Cajoling is one thing; strong-arm tactics are completely different.

BA-LACK OBAMA

"We are not a collection of red states and blue states – we are the United States of America."

That is a true statement and one that is well said, but he continues to divide this country. How? He passed the health care bill when more than 65% of the American public did not want it.

He forced it down the American public's throat to insure his legacy and show the populace that he was in control, no matter what.

Because the fact that he became president, in and of itself, does not make him great. What makes one great are one's actions after being elected; things one does to improve the living standards in the United States and at this - he has failed.

His stimulus bill did not work! He took over the banks and the automotive companies and never once did anything to lower the unemployment rate.

Obama took over General Motors and Chrysler Automotive Corporations.

Would you buy a used car from him?

This is a man has spent more time giving speeches, involving himself with decisions that were below the office of the presidency, and not facing the real problems that needed immediate attention.

Real problems such as: unemployment, protecting our boarders, putting a stop to spending us into an unsustainable debt and not dealing head-on with the terrorists in the world.

He also pre-occupies himself with picking NCAA bracket winners, playing golf, and attempting to be like an NBA all-star.

He is not a credit to his race. His socialistic and detrimental actions as president have hurt this country more than helped it. What has he done to improve the plight of the black person? NOTHING.

Barack Hussein Obama is a man-boy. A man's body with a boy's mind; inexperienced, immature, and incompetent.

INEXPERIENCED: He never hired, fired, or made a single business decision that affected the lives of people working under him.

IMMATURE: He offers an opinion before he gets all the facts; namely, the comments about Sgt. Crowley and the Law Professor as well as Trayvon Martin, the seventeen year old killed in Florida.

INCOMPETENT: He initiated the Cash for Clunkers car program and applied pressure to wavering Congressional members to have his health bill passed.

Barack Hussein Obama's political life span

State Senator,U.S. Senator, President, Socialist, Dictator, and Failure

OUTSTANDING BLACK AMERICANS

Who brought honor and glory to their race,

as well as being an asset to the United States.

ROSA PARKS

The United States Congress calls her the "Mother of the Modern-Day Civil Rights Movement"

In 1955, at the age of 42, Rosa Parks refused the bus driver's command to move to the rear of the bus in order to give her seat to a white passenger. It made national headlines then and again in 2005 when President George W. Bush granted her the posthumous honor of laying in state at the Capitol Rotunda, a tribute she so richly deserved.

GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER

An American scientist, botanist, educator, and inventor

Much of Carver's fame is based on his research into and promotion of crops as an alternative to cotton; such as peanuts and sweet potatoes. He wanted poor farmers to grow alternative crops both as a source of their own food and as a source of other products to improve their quality of life.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

The most prominent political leader in American civil rights

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

TUSKEGEE AIRMEN

The Tuskegee Airmen were the first African-American military aviators in the United States armed forces.

MUHAMMAD ALI

"I am the greatest." He said it, he believed it, and he backed it up.

BILL COSBY

Clean Speaking Comedian, Humanitarian and Strong Family Man

MICHAEL JORDAN

One of basketball's all-time greats

Poor President Obama

His psychiatrist, tire sales clerk, and accountant

all told him he was unbalanced.

OPRAH WINFREY

A dynamo in the communications business

CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Secretary of State in the George W. Bush administration

DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES

Worldwide charting toping singing group of the sixties

VENICE AND SERENA WILLIAMS

Outstanding professional women tennis champions

STEVIE WONDER

American singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist, "Little" Steve Wonder made his recording debut at age 12.

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

Nicknamed "Satchmo" was an American jazz trumpeter and singer from New Orleans, Louisiana.

DENZEL WASHINGTON

Leading man in films and television

If you are an enemy of Obama, are you BA-LACK listed?.

Obama is quite the horologist (clock maker);

he succeeded in taking us back to the Carter years.

# LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE

A person who calls "a spade a spade" speaks openly and truthfully about something, especially difficult matters. Often times the person is actually telling the truth and saying what others are thinking. For example, "What I like about the new manager is that he calls a spade a spade - it makes things so much easier for everyone."

Obama does not call a spade a spade. When talking about his stimulus package he remarked that there were thousands of shovel ready jobs waiting for workers. After a while, he admitted that the shovel ready jobs were not as ready as they thought.

There is no pooper-scooper large enough to clean up Obama's crap.

OBAMA LIED

Obama promised to have a transparent administration. He vowed to put major bills on C-SPAN for five days so Americans would have ample time to study thoroughly. The Obama Health Care bill, more than two thousand pages long, passed after legislators had only ten hours to read it, not five days. Many politicians had their aides skim through it and tell their boss the highlights.

OBAMA LIED

He promised the stimulus package would jump-start the economy and ensured that unemployment would not exceed 8%. He either lied or did not know what he was talking about. So take your pick; he is either a liar, incompetent, or both.

OBAMA LIED

He guaranteed the American public he wouldn't hire any lobbyist into his administration, another falsehood.

OBAMA LIED

He guaranteed he would cut the deficit in half within three years. He actually added five trillion dollars within three years . . . more than all prior presidents combined.

I am calling a spade a spade.

OBAMA IS A LIAR.

PERIOD.

If you don't see that then, once again,

I am calling a Spade a Spade . . .

YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Please, do not send any emails to "The Dumb Ass @ the White House"

as Joe Biden might think they are for him.

# BARACK OBAMA'S CAIRO SPEECH COMMENTS

"I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America's history."

Have you ever been to a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you seen Muslims shaking hands with Muslim Girl Scouts?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

Have you seen a Muslim do anything that contributes positively to the American way of life?

The answer is no, you have not!

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE TO OBAMA

Dear Mr. Obama:

Where were Muslims in America when the Pilgrims first landed?

Funny, they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims who celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day?

Those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you indicate one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?

Sorry, nope.

Do you see a Muslim's name on the Declaration of Independence?

No Way.

Are there Muslim's names on the Bill of Rights?

Afraid not.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England?

No, they did not.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America?

Absolutely not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?

Not present.

Are there pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights?

Still . . . no.

Where were the Muslims during this country's Women's Suffrage era?

Again, not present.

In fact, don't devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture? So much so, that often aren't they beaten for not wearing the 'hijab' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband?

Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, are they not?

Where were Muslims during World War II?

They aligned with Adolf Hitler.

The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews. Isn't that right?

Why yes . . . yes it is.

Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descents refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." This one comment says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," Does it not, Mr. Obama?

The answer would be "yes, it does."

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?

If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East.

No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news network's that day.

Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11.

In the eyes of many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

Moreover, THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America.

Oh, sorry; I almost forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

We can also add to the list November 5, 2009 – the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who was a doctor and psychiatrist assigned to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.

That, Mr. Obama, is the "Muslim heritage" in America.

Muslim heritage . . . my ass.

Political Correctness in America has made most people accept Islam on equal terms with Christianity. Even though they should be free to live their faith in our country, just like we all should, it is important that we understand them, realizing that it is a false religion that is condemning its people to an eternity in hell.

EVERYTHING

I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT

ISLAM

I LEARNED ON 9/11

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." ~ John 14:6

# IS OBAMA A MUSLIM?

Something to think about!!!

If you check Obama's last trip overseas, his wife left just after their visit to France as stated below. She has yet to accompany him to any Arab country. Think about it. The pieces of the puzzle just keep coming together!

I was at a Blockbuster renting videos, and as I was going along the wall there was a video called "Obama." There were two Arab men next to me. We talked about Obama. I asked them why they thought Michele Obama headed home following her visit in France instead of traveling on to Saudi Arabia and Turkey with her husband. They told me she couldn't go to Saudi Arabia, Turkey or Iraq.

I commented that Laura Bush went to Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Dubai. They said that Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law he would not be allowed to bring his wife into countries that accept Sharia Law.

I find it rather interesting that two random Arabs at Blockbuster accept the idea that we're being led by a Muslim who follows the Islamic creed.

They also stated that was the reason Obama bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . . . it was a signal to the Muslim world.

When I received this information it made sense to me, but there were also a blank spot or two left for me to ponder. Thus, I sent a generalized transcript of the conversation to a friend who is a Middle Eastern Scholar and expert, Dr. Jim Murk. Here is his explanation that states a bit more clearly what the Arabs at Blockbuster were saying.

"An orthodox Muslim man would never take his wife on a politically oriented trip to any nation which practices shari'ah law, which includes Saudi Arabia. It is why Obama left Michelle in Europe, or at home, when he went to Arab countries. He knows Muslim protocol; this included his bowing to the Saudi king. Obama is regarded as a Muslim in these countries simply because he was born to a Muslim father. Note that he has downplayed his Christianity – even spoke of his Muslim faith with George Stephanopoulos – by not publicly joining a Christian church in D.C., but simply attending the chapel or services at Camp David. He also played down the fact that the USA was a Christian country and said, unbelievably, that it was one of the largest Muslim nations in the world, which is nonsense. He has also publicly taken the part of the Palestinians in the conflict with Israel. Finally he ignored the National Day of Prayer. He is bad news. He is God's judgment on America."

Once again, ACTIONS speak louder than words.

# BEST LAYOFF LETTER EVER

No wonder this person is the boss, he is sharp! You can't be any fairer than this.

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

Therefore, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I did not know how to choose who would have to go.

Consequently, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots, found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars, and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I cannot think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change...I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Author's Note:

We should boycott all the companies that advertise with radio, TV, newspapers and magazines that lean left and always promote Obama's agenda. In order to make it more emphatic and to let them know we are serious, send a written letter to the advertisers so they know what we are doing and why their sales will be going down..

It's important to send a written or typed letter, not an e-mail - which often isn't read and is easily deleted. The personal letters will have more impact when the postal worker dumps 1,000 letters on Ad Manager's desk.

Pick one or two shows, make a list of the advertisers, and send them a letter. Got to the advertiser's web site and either get a mailing address or, if not available on the site, get a phone number and ask them for the director of advertising's address. If more than one person with the same address wants to send a letter, mail them a few days apart so they won't recognize the same return address.

If each person who reads this picks one advertiser and follows the above suggestions, we will make a big impact. Here are a few of the television networks that have supported Obama under all circumstances: CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC (to name just a few).

It's just like the Tea Party movement; one person does not mean much, but a bunch of "ones" adds up to a ton (you can quote me on that).

# CAR COMPANY EXECS HIT THE ROAD

The president chided the CEOs of the auto companies when they flew their corporate jets to Washington D. C. to appear in front of Congress. He berated them, damned them, and gave them hell about destroying the planet, not conserving gas, and not being responsible.

On their return visit to Washington D. C., because of the President's scolding, they drove their company vehicles since they had sold the corporate jets.

What a phony, a disgrace, and a bull slinger.

In three and one-half years, he has flown – on tax payer's dollars – more than any other president has. When he flies, he has an entourage of administrative personnel, an army of reporters, and a battalion of vehicles, helicopters, and secret service cars as well as chefs and personal attendants.

His trips abroad are necessary if he is visiting a foreign head of state; however, he has used the planes to fly to different U.S. locations for vacation and not just to campaign. The president, and not our country, should pay for these trips of leisure.

President Obama has to get a new driver's license;

this one will be two faced.

Air Force One is the official air traffic control call sign of any United States Air Force aircraft while carrying the president of the United States. In common terms, it refers to any aircraft which is transporting the president at the time and it must use the "Air Force One" call sign while the president is on board. The President's plane, Air Force One, is a prominent symbol of the American presidency and its power, with the aircraft being the most famous and photographed in the world.

According to President Obama, this is the worst economy since the great depression. Let us assume he is correct.

Why then would Obama have criticized President Bush for spending 40 million dollars in 2004 for his second inauguration when in 2008 he, Obama, spent 150 million for his festivities; all the while claiming "this was the worst depression we have ever seen."

Those words from a man who flew the presidential jet to many foreign countries with large entourages and even scared the New Yorkers when he had Air Force One fly near the Statute of Liberty for a photographic session without any advanced notice. Most thought it was another 9/11 attack and it scared the "s@%^t" out of them.

President Obama, as usual, is in campaign mode. He flies around the country preaching to us while doing the exact opposite of what he says. For example, he told us in May 2010 that we should not spend more that we can afford yet he has spent more money than all the previous presidents combined have.

He lowered our bond rating from AAA to AA.

Being downgraded from triple A bond rating to a double A bond rating

is enough to drive (AAA) me to drink (AA)

He has also cancelled the space program. Does anyone know why?

I think it is his way of attempting to help balance the budget as he has spent money foolishly in other ways. For example, the "pork-u-lous" bill, so called as he fattened the pockets of the union members in an attempt to secure their votes and, in so doing, has lead the American public to the slaughterhouse.

Politicians' cars do not have airbags as that would be redundant.

# CLICHÉS

A trite or overused expression or idea.

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER

Obama's "experience" came as a Community Organizer, which is a do nothing job; meaning he had no real life experience so why do we expect him to know what to do, whom to ask for help from, or how to properly approach a problem with a suggested solution in mind? He has no experience to rely on, so the results are predictable.

The real problem is not his inexperience but the fact the so many uninformed, unintelligent, and non-thinking people voted for him.

Those who voted for him had no idea of his background, his extreme, radical thinking, or his far left wing friends and associates. Would you put your hand in the hole of a lid on a ten-gallon bucket without knowing what is in it? It could contain venomous snakes, poisonous spiders, or pieces of broken glass. How dangerous and stupid that would be, even on a dare with a large sum of money involved.

Some conservative talk show hosts warned the American public, but the people ignored their comments. Their job was to inform us of his inexperienced, fanatical, and anti-American extremist's views. How did the talk show hosts know what was right, what questions to ask, and that Obama was wrong for America? Easy. They had years of experience discussing and analyzing the American political scene and didn't fall in love with the fact that Obama might be the first black American president. They had the experience to see past the obvious and they dug deep to check his credentials - which he never revealed.

His lack of know-how also shone through when Obama hired his cabinet. He had no experience in hiring or firing people, no experience in running a business which had to make a profit in order for him not to be fired. When hiring people to work in your business, it's helpful to check the background of the applicants. Clearly this would have been a good idea when appointing people to the president's cabinet of advisors.

If only Obama had not hired his cabinet members from Craig's List.

His lack of experience reflected itself in the quality of the people he hired as well as in the friends of his who have the same ideological ideas he does - basically, not caring about the American public but in their own political success and financial gains instead.

THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAID WITH GOOD INTENTIONS

Obama:

"I will form a panel of qualified personnel to help get the economy jump started so people can get back to work."

Problem:

Not one person on the panel had a business degree nor ever owned or operated a business professionally.

Obama:

"I have formed a panel to determine how to stop the leak, clean up the mess, and hireattorneys to commence suing B P.

Problem:

Obama did not start to take the leak seriously until fifty-two days after the spill; it shows he was not playing with a full deck. In addition, he declined help from thirteen different countries which offered to loan equipment and workers to stop the leak and help clean the mess. His answer was a resounding NO.

Summary:

All we heard were "good intentions" after fifty-two days and there was no plan or attempt to stop the leak or clean the oil.

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS

He kept talking, explaining, and campaigning just like before the election. Remember, talking to people does not mean they understand and silencing people does not mean they agree with you.

Obama went ten months without having a press conference. In the past, when he held a press conference he stacked the deck with people who favored him and they were handed the questions to be asked.

The liberals even planted stooges in the audience to faint when he spoke. Under normal conditions, if someone faints, the president continues to speak while the EMS or paramedics tend to the situation - but not in Obamaland. He stopped, called attention to her so everyone would notice, including the TV cameras. What a phony. What a joke. After the second time it happened, Obama's campaign pledge of "transparency" came true - everyone saw right through his staged sham; and he wants a second term and wants us to trust him.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

– Yogi Berra

If someone with a question disagreed with the President's ideology, he would simply not call on that person. It was a one-way press conference, meaning it was not a discussion or an exchange of ideas but, rather, a monologue.

OBAMA HAS A CHAMPAIGN TASTE ON A BEER BUDGET

Obama spend $150,000,000 on his inauguration while being critical of Bush spending $40,000,000 on his 2004 inaugural celebration. All the while Obama claimed this was the worst depression since the Great Depression. If it were that bad, why did he spend that much money on his inauguration? Answers: Ego, pressure from associates, and never having managed a business which had to stay within its budget.

While campaigning, Obama had the effervescence of a champagne bottle,

but once he was sworn in, his promises turned flat.

DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO

Not only did Obama claim the large deficit that Bush left him, he added to it; he quadrupled it. In addition, Michelle Obama has twenty-four personal employees that we are paying for. Let's not forget he took her to New York on a date for dinner and a show and we paid for it. They took Air Force One along including the secret service agents. Those struggling financially were upset for two reasons; one, they are having trouble keeping up with their mortgage payments and he is splurging, and two, he preaches to us to save our money while he is spending us deeper into debt for his own personal pleasure.

IT'S THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND

No one of his cabinet members or czars have any experience in running a business. They are novices at things like paying utilities, advertising, hiring employees, training new employees, meeting payroll, and doing all this while still staying within a budget. Liberals and Democrats are great at spending your money.

It amazes me how college educated liberal youths, who were taught by liberal professors, voted for Obama and can see the mess he has put us in yet still whole-hearted support him. I guess that qualifies for another cliché: The blind leading the blind.

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

– Yogi Berra

THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM

The cabinet has crooks and thieves and the czars are not well prepared for their jobs.

PRACTICE DOES NOT MAKE PERFECT. NO.

PERFECT PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.

What does Obama know about anything? Which Ivy League school he graduated from does not make an ounce of difference if the experience after that is not useful.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something?

Either way, the economy is still F'd.'' —Jay Leno

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going

because you might not get there." – Yogi Berra

FIDDLING WHILE ROME BURNS

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis is negligent. Obama played golf many times during the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, all while turning down more than a dozen countries offering to help. Now, not only do the American people think he is too incompetent to be president, the rest of the world thinks we are idiots for electing him.

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED

How true. Voting for Obama showed America's lack of homework, which resulted in a separation of you and your money. If you voted for Obama in 2008, thanks to your vote, the rest of the country is poorer as a result of his "tax and spend" policy – a policy that raised your taxes and put us five trillion dollars in debt; a policy which caused inflation and devaluation of the dollar. In other words, for you non-understanding liberal voters; that means: food, clothes, entertainment (if you can afford it) and utilities will cost you more money for the same amount of goods and services.

Moses parted the Red Sea and Obama parted us from our money.

That's as close to Christian beliefs as he's been.

LESS IS MORE

The cliché "Less is more" means less is not bad. The more you get the more you want and it continues until you have too much stuff; spending too much money, too much junk and not enough space to store it or time to use it.

Summary:

To us: Less is more.To Obama: More is never enough.

Obama never seems to be satisfied. His administration has taken over the banks, the automotive companies, greatly increased the role of government, and added more than five trillion dollars to the national debt. Where will it end? Hopefully in November, 2012.

The Obama health plan consists of a band-aid, two aspirin, and a copy of his autobiography to read while waiting in line for your doctor's appointment.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many

for appointment by the corrupt few.

– George Bernard Shaw

# BARACK OBAMA MEETS LITTLE JOHNNY

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he stepped into one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion relating words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. Therefore, our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy".

"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside that would be a tragedy".

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy".

"Fantastic!"Obama exclaimed. "That is right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss . . . and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."

BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER!

A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar and the bartender asks . . . "What'll it be, Mr. President?

# BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY

Black sheep is an idiom used to describe an odd or disreputable member of a group. The term typically has negative implications, implying waywardness.

A Black Sheep is a person who stands unfavorably in a group;

someone considered an odd ball; a disgrace.

Obama is the black sheep of the Liberals, the Democrats, and of the entire United States. He promised "Hope and Change" - a phrase that implies better times are coming. Americans believed the words of Candidate Obama, which - in reality \- were nothing more than slogans and bumper sticker phrases.

This country gave him everything he has: a college education (Columbia), a law degree (Harvard), and a chance to run for political office to help American citizens. He turned against us and now he has become a Black Sheep, even among many of his former supporters.

He preaches to us about getting all the facts correct before making a decision and yet he went on national networks and criticized the white police officer who prevents a black law professor for questioning his identification when the officer was simply doing his job.

A neighbor called the police when she thought two robbers were breaking into the professor's house. Actually, they were fumbling for the keys and could not find them immediately. President Obama, not aware of all the facts, went to the defense of the black man, a good friend of Obama's from law school. Obama, the man who promised to unite the country, once again showed his racist nature.

The other case was that of Trayvon Martin, a black teen who struggled with a non-black community vigilante who was guarding his neighborhood. George Zimmerman, the self-appointed neighborhood watchman, fought with Trayvon who, as it turned out, beat up on Zimmerman. The latter had a gun and shot the teen. This occurred in Florida and the state law allows a person acting in self-defense to protect himself by lethal means. George Zimmerman had a concealed weapon and a permit to carry it. Obama stated that if he had a son the boy would be just like Treyvon. Once again, President Obama did not know all the facts and yet he supported the black man.

That was twice Obama displayed, "Foot-in-mouth Disease" within a short period of time.

I thought that was Biden's job.

At Halloween, both Biden and Obama wanted to go trick or treating wearing the Democratic mascot's uniform; however, neither one was qualified to be in the front.

# CASH IS KING

OBAMA'S ECONOMY

Obama played his 101st round of golf as president on June 24th 2012.

In 2004, Bush spent 40 million taxpayer dollars for his second inauguration and campaigning. Obama criticized Bush and yet he spent 150 million dollars in 2008; that is almost four times more—FOUR TIMES MORE.

As of July 2012, the national debt is almost sixteen trillion dollars (16,000,000,000,000.)

The estimated population of the United States is 313,155,062 so each citizen's share of this debt is $50,717.91.

The National Debt continues to increase an average of $3.92 billion per day!

And once again, according to Obama, this is the worst economy since the Great Depression.

Therefore, if it were true that the economy was so bad why did Obama spend so much money on his inauguration in 2009? Please do not say it is because he is the first black president. The facts are that he is narcissistic and does not give a damn; and lacks the knowledge, background, and ability to solve the mess that he created. Or, possibly, he has a desire to destroy this country by turning it into a socialistic society.

SOCIALISM:

The means of producing and distributing goods is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.

VS

CAPITALISM:

An economic system in which the means of production and distribution are privately or corporately owned and development is proportionate to the accumulation and reinvestment of profits gained in a free market.

We have committed the members of our military to two wars and Obama has met with Defense Secretary Panetta only thirteen times in his three and one-half year tenure; yet he has played golf more than one hundred times, taken twenty vacations all around the world and has partied with Hollywood celebrities at so many fund raisers that I've lost count. All this while he claims we are experiencing the worst economy in decades. If that is true, then he either does not know how to fix it or chooses not to. In whichever case, he is a very poor leader, was not qualified to win the first four year term, and is not qualified for another four-year term. In addition, we have an unusually high unemployment rate, currently above 8%, and he promised the stimulus plan would lower that rate.

OBAMA'S CABINET

President Obama is incapable, inexperienced, clueless, naïve, incompetent and inept in dealing with financial matters. He had zero economic experience as a community organizer and worse yet, to compound the matter, as president he has not surrounded himself with knowledgeable people who understand how to solve the problems confronting this country.

In April 2011 long time reporter, Peter Barnes, asked Secretary of the Treasury, Tim Geithner, "Is there a risk that the United States could lose its AAA credit rating? Yes or no?"

Geithner's response: "No risk of that."

"No risk?" Barnes asked.

"No risk," Geithner said.

Yet, President Obama's actions caused our bond rating to drop from AAA to AA.

A double A bond rating is enough to drive (AAA) me to drink (AA).

OBAMA THE PHONY

Obama cajoled the CEO's of the big three automotive companies to sell their jets to save money and yet he travels around the world on Air Force One with an excessively large entourage.

It is worth noting that President Obama travels more than his predecessors did. In his first year in office alone, he made more foreign trips than any other President has in history, and in his first two years in office, he made 55 trips overseas total also a presidential record.

The Military states that it costs $181,757 per hour to fly President Obama around. This amount includes only gas, crew, and maintenance; it does not take into consideration the cost of the attendants or the hanger of the plane. He has flown more than any other president in history has. On top of all this, he even took numerous vacations with his wife, kids, other family members, and friends using our hard-earned dollars. That price tag does not consider the other vehicles that accompany the president overseas when he travels there. For example, the president's protective limo must go; along with cars for dignitaries, presidential staff, and the press corps to use. Of course, it is vital that the secret service travel with him, as the President of the United States is always a high priority target.

According to these figures, just the 48 hours of flight time for President Obama's recent Asian trip cost the U.S. taxpayers $8.7 million. That is just for Air Force One. It is not clear if that figure includes the presidential entourage which consists of several other transport planes that bring along security personnel, the press corps, the Presidential limousine and other equipment.

Now, I do not begrudge the President his security. He is a worldwide target, and it is worth the expense to keep him safe. Nevertheless, this president has told Americans that the threat of global warming is so severe that the government may have to regulate where we need to set our thermostats and the possibility of rationing gas. We are also in a horrible fiscal situation, with the nation $13.7 trillion in debt and running an annual budget deficit that is well over $1 trillion.

You would think, given all that, he could do a bit less travel and a bit more teleconferencing.

In addition, we are in a horrible fiscal situation. By Election Day the nation will be $16 trillion in debt and running an annual budget deficit that is well over $1 trillion, thanks to Obama.

The economy is in the dumper, the national debt is out of control, the lack of available jobs is astronomical, gas prices are unnecessarily high, and the boarders need protection, and on top of all this, President Obama has insisted upon minimizing the threat of Jihad even though it is rapidly spreading around the world. Even with all these problems he finds time to play more than one hundred rounds of golf, take his wife on a date in New York using taxpayers' funds, and have as many as six fundraisers in one day. He goes to basketball games, parties with the Hollywood set and takes his kids on vacation – all of which cost the taxpayers a lot of money in what he himself says is a down economy.

If things are as bad as Obama claims, he should be more concerned with the amount of money he is spending. He could have teleconferenced with foreign leaders instead of flying to meet them. Instead, he spends money unnecessarily and then apologizes for the past "indiscretions" of the United States while bowing down to foreign leaders.

It is very simple - the president is naïve, inexperienced, and unintelligent when it comes to how to solve our problems. As he once responded in a debate, "That's above my pay grade." Everything seems to be above his pay grade yet he is the Commander in Chief. Why? Simple. The people who voted for him were either prejudice and simply wanted a black man in office, naïve, or did not pay attention to the few who tried in the beginning to tell us how bad he was.

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# The difference between

# CHICKEN SALAD and CHICKEN SHIT

CHICKEN SALAD

President Bush's speech after the capture of Saddam Hussein

"The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving in Iraq. The operation was based on the superb work of intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the Iraqi people. Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the nation, I thank the members of our Armed Forces and I congratulate them!"

CHICKEN SHIT

Obama's speech after the killing of bin Laden

"And so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the Director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network. Then, last August, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my national security team as we developed more information about the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan. And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and I authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice. Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan."

Obama never acknowledged our brave warriors who fought for our country, he only acknowledged himself.

# I ADMIT OBAMA IS OUTSPOKEN, BUT BY WHOM

Sgt. James Crowley of the Cambridge police department had been directed to respond to a call from an eyewitness who told police she had witnessed two men breaking in to a private home.

Crowley responded to this call from the neighbor of Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and proceeded to his home to investigate the report of a burglary. When he showed up he asked the gentleman to show some ID. The response was quick and argumentative; namely, "Do you know who I am?" The officer did not and asked for ID again. Gates became belligerent, accused Officer Crowley of racism, then finally calmed down and showed Officer Crowley his license indicating that was his home.

"I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right."

\-- Muhammad Ali

At the end of a nationally televised news conference on health care, Obama was asked about the arrest of Gates, who is his friend, and he answered inappropriately with the following statement:

"I think it's fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry. Number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. And number three -- what I think we know separate and apart from this incident \-- is that there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that's just a fact."

Sgt. James Crowley, a white police sergeant, who arrested renowned black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr., said he is disappointed that President Obama stated officers acted "stupidly" without knowing all the facts.

"When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished."

\-- Tommy Smothers

President Obama conveniently omitted another fact; namely, most prisons are populated by black men and Latinos. Was Officer Crowley profiling? Not at all, but rather, doing the job he was sworn to do, protecting the American public.

So, to sum it up, Sgt. Crowley asked for ID, it was refused and he arrested the professor. President Obama, a close friend of the professor, butted in without knowing all the facts, spoke out of turn which is unbecoming of anyone – especially a sitting President - and, in an attempt to smooth things over, the President invited the two for a brew at the White House. Big Deal. Obama is a bigot.

"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." \-- George Eliot, English novelist

ANOTHER UNINTELLIGENT OBAMA COMMENT

During the campaign, Candidate Obama said that he was doing a lot of traveling and had been in fifty-three of the fifty-seven states; and the Liberals think Sarah Palin wasn't qualified to be president.

The Liberals talk about how smart Obama is. Wow! How dumb, stupid, or naïve are they?

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."

\-- Napoleon

OBAMA DID IT AGAIN

While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, he mispronounced the title "Corpsman" (correctly pronounced: core-man) as "corpse-man". He also called one sailor Navy Corpsman Christian Brossard and his first name is Christopher.

He made this mistake twice in the speech during the same occasion. You would think someone on his staff would have spelled it phonetically, since he probably had little time to read it and has had so little contact or care for the military; it is possible they might not know the difference.

OBAMA

THE GREAT COMMUNITY ORGANIZER

vs.

SARAH PALIN

THE INEXPERIENCED VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

For ten years Palin was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, population of approximately 9,000. She lived and worked among her neighbors, friends, and voters; being accountable to them when the snow was not plowed or the garbage not picked up that day.

If you lived next to the mayor of your small town, your kids when to school together and your husbands were friends. If a problem arose, to whom would you turn for a solution? You would at least mention something to her and ask when it will be taken care of; you see, she too, has people to whom she has had to answer.

Sarah Palin had many responsibilities, unlike a community organizer who was not responsible for hiring, firing or evaluating the performance of people. Nor did he have to worry about paying bills, meeting payroll, making a profit and dealing with a budget. Sounds more like the life of a teenager than a presidential hopeful.

When running for governor, Palin defeated the incumbent Republican governor bucking her own party big shots. During her term she continued to take on the Republican establishment. In 2006, Palin ran for governor and was elected by a landslide vote.

Palin also raised taxes on oil companies after Murkowski's previous tax regime produced falling revenues in 2007, despite skyrocketing oil prices. Alaska now has some of the highest resource taxes in the world. In 2008 Palin approved gas tax relief for Alaskans, and paid every resident $1,200 to help ease their fuel-price burden.

She is not afraid to take a stand. Obama, on the other hand, waited nine days to take action in dealing with an oil spill, action that was conveniently already on the books. He is too quick to blame everyone else for the problems America is facing.

Please understand, with all this in her favor, I still do not want her to run for president in 2012. She will be more qualified that Barack Hussein Obama was but still not presidential material; just like a tasteless meal, she needs more seasoning.

# DUMB STATEMENTS

"Give President Obama time, he just got into office." Every time I heard that statement it made me cringe, after all, this individual has the privilege of casting a ballot and they are dumber than a stump. At that point, Obama had been in office one year already, made ample mistakes obvious to everyone, and some thought we were being unfair to him? He had already broken five promises and intelligent people could see he was trying to turn the country into a socialistic society.

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter

a chance to do something stupid."

– Art Spander

Promises had been broken, promises such as: no lobbyists in his cabinet, transparency, Americans would be able to keep their own doctor under Obama Care, the stimulus bill would provide shovel ready jobs, and the unemployment rate would go below 8%. As of this writing, we have had more than forty months of unemployment over 8%.

The only shovel ready job was cleaning up the manure Obama keeps leaving in his wake.

What bothered me the most is the vote of these dumb, stupid, and naïve individuals' vote carried the same weight as mine, and I had done my homework by vetting Obama and not listening to the major media mudslinging boobs. I can only hope they have had their eyes opened for the upcoming election.

The logic and comments of TV anchors are the reason many refer to television as

"The Boob Tube."

Now, back to giving President Obama time as he "just got into office." What an unintelligent statement. The other dumb statement was "He is our president and we must respect him." The hell, you say! As president, he owes us respect by telling the truth and not hiding things from his past such as his school transcripts or papers he has written.

This was his modus operandi when he was Illinois' U. S. Senator prior to running for president. He voted "present" one hundred times out of a total of one hundred and forty-four votes.

Obama's reason for indecision stems from the fact that he never had to account to anyone. Do you think he was under microscopic scrutiny from Acorn when he was an attorney for them? Do you honestly believe that as a community organizer Barack Hussein Obama answered to anyone, reported daily to a higher up, or was responsible for what decisions he made? No, of course he did not.

I've made more decisions playing one game of chess than he did while in the senate. In addition, when I made a wrong decision - I lost a pawn, a knight, or my queen. What did he lose when he made a wrong move? Nothing.

Furthermore, along that same line, the liberals had the guts to say that Sarah Palin was not qualified to be president.

At the time of her selection as vice president, she was the most popular governor in the entire United States. Earlier in the book, I speak about her qualifications and accomplishments. Those alone speak highly of her performance and how she properly served the Alaskan people.

The only place Obama ranked well was in Acorn, now known as a corrupt organization under federal investigation in more than fourteen states. To set the record straight, in 1995 Obama was an ACORN attorney and worked hand in hand with the organization and he was proud of it.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,

It will be because we destroyed them ourselves."

– Abraham Lincoln

# OBAMA HEALTH CARE LETTER

Dear Mr. President:

During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth. Her body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

While glancing over her patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.

Moreover, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care. I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors, or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.

It is a culture based in the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me".

Once you fix the "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you will be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.

Respectfully,

STARNER JONES, MD

If he were alive today, the President would appoint Dr. Jack Kevorkian

The Health Care Czar

We would seriously increase our health care expenses if we gave Mammograms

to all the boobs in Washington

Most Liberals do not plan to get mammograms as they think over fifty has to be their I. Q.

# FIRST LADY'S PERSONAL STAFF MEMBERS PAID BY TAXPAYERS:

Mamie Eisenhower: 1 (Paid for personally out of President's salary)

Jackie Kennedy: 1

Rosaline Carter: 1

Barbara Bush: 1

Hilary Clinton: 3

Laura Bush: 1

Michele Obama: 22

How things have changed! If you are one of the tens of millions of Americans earning less than subsistence wages and possibly losing your home, the following figures will be a shock to you. The benefit package for these servants of Michelle Obama is the same as members of the national security and defense department employees and these people serve only the first lady, not the public.

According to a 2009 article found on the Canadian Free Press's website, Michele Obama's personal staff earns the following yearly salaries:

1. $172,200 - Sher, Susan (Chief of First Lady's Staff)

2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)

3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary for Mrs. Obama)

4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)

5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

6. $ 90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

7. $ 84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

8. $ 75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)

9. $ 70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)

10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady)

13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)

14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)

15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary to the First Lady)

16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady)

17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)

19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)

21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)

22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

Total annual salaries paid by the taxpayers = $1,591,200

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time that has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life.

One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer's expense.

Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.

Is it not a shame The Canadian Free Press had to publish this information, perhaps because America no longer has a free press? In addition, the U.S. media may be afraid of being called racists,, as Obama often calls others or suffer at the hands of Obama - a real possibility.

Sadly, tomorrow I will wake up and wonder if the American media is racist and/or biased, but I will know for sure when I awake tomorrow the media will still be cowardly and ignorant.

America, I'm sorry that we do not have news reporters anymore, only shapers of the news.

Instead of reporting what happens, they give an editorial opinion.

If I want an opinion on everything I do, I will get married.

Actually, I have had two bad marriages.

My first wife died and my second won't.

Just kidding. Liberals - do not email, phone, visit, or send letters as this is a joke. After all, you should recognize a joke as easily as the rest of the country does . . . he lives in the big White House and everything he does is a joke. No talent, no ability to lead, no understanding of budgets, no limit as to raising taxes, and no intelligent supporters. LOL: should stand for "Look Out Losers" . . . here we come.

# FORE BY FORE

NOW ON THE TEE: PRESIDENT OBAMA

Getting ready to play golf, motorcading to and from the course, each round taking about five hours and cooling off afterwards – it appears that Obama has spent more than three months of his presidency golfing.

Sunday is the day Obama bows his head; only because he is putting.

Golf is considered a game played by the idle and the rich and is generally not available to the poor. True, golf is played by millions of Americans and extends its reach well into the middle class; but this is putting Obama's frequent outings at odds with his appearance as the man of "hope" for the impoverished.

He plays a fair game of golf - if you watch him.

The White House carefully downplays Obama's golfing, rarely talking about it and releasing few pictures of the president swinging away.

Obama's administration is just like his golf game; it is filled with eighteen holes.

It is very interesting how Obama hides facts, items or things he is ashamed of; such as, numerous golf outings, his birth certificate, his college and grad school records and papers that he wrote, not to mention the "Fast and Furious" information asked for by Congress.

Cheating at golf is second nature to him.

One day, when he got a hole-in-one he wrote zero on his card.

It should also be remembered that he passed his Health Care bill in the middle of the night with only ten hours of viewing by the voting members.

TEEING UP NEXT IS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

During his presidency, George W. Bush revealed this personal way in which he tried to acknowledge the sacrifice of soldiers and their families:

"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf," he said. "I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."

Bush said he made that decision after the August 2003 bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad, which killed Sergio Vieira de Mello, the top U.N. official in Iraq and the organization's High Commissioner for Human Rights.

"I remember when de Mello, who was at the U.N., got killed in Baghdad as a result of these murderers taking this good man's life," he said. "I was playing golf — I think I was in central Texas — and they pulled me off the golf course and I said, 'It's just not worth it anymore to do.'"

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.

Funny Golf Quotes

"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino

"On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied." -- Bruce Lansky

"It is good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling." -- Mark Twain

"If President Obama sliced the budget like he slices a golf ball,

the nation would not have anything to worry about."

"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken." -- Ray Floyd

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." -- Lee Trevino

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced." – Lee Trevino

"I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking. See, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt." -- Chi Chi Rodriguez

"President Obama should give up golf for painting; it takes fewer strokes."

Before he died, Tiger Woods' dad told him, "Tiger, focus on golf and screw everything else."

A FUN GOLF STORY INVOLVING MY DAD

At eighty-five years old, my father lived with me and would arise about ten-thirty each morning. One night before he went to bed, I told him when he got up I would be playing golf with my brother, Lou. At noon I came home and dad asked, "I thought you were playing golf with Lou?"

"Dad, would you play golf with a guy who hits it in a sand trap and kicks it out with his foot?"

"Absolutely not," replied dad.

"Would you golf with a guy who shoots a six and writes down a four?"

"No way," said dad emphatically.

"Neither will Lou."

AFTER YOU

From It Could be Verse / Bill Ihlenfeldt

I very carefully lined it up

Then smacked it ten feet past the cup.

But my stomach didn't start to churn

Until he said, "It's still your turn."

A REALISTIC SCENARIO UNDER OBAMA CARE

Nurse:Sorry, ObamaCare does not authorize your insurance program.

Patient:But nurse, I waited for three months; how can I see the doctor?

Nurse:Think you can double bag it for eighteen holes?

# CRAIG'S LIST AD

FIFTY-YEAR-OLD MANURE SPREADER

$1 (WASHINGTON, DC)

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling S--t for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

# GOVERNMENTAL FAILURES

Why most governmental ideas, projects, and ventures fail.

Politicians make decisions based upon how much money they can personally earn, regardless of what the consequences are for their district, state, or country.

Politicians appear to go into office with a lot less money than they have when they go out.

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

– Jay Leno

LOBBYIST: A person who promotes a company or cause for which they work by attempting to influence the congressional members who will vote on the bill dealing with the lobbyist's company.

The big money campaign donors also "help them decide" how to vote, regardless of whether it is good for the country or not.

"Lobbyist persons, who wine, dine, and, perhaps, even get escorts to secure the politicians' votes. I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I were a politician I would be honest."

– Rodney Dangerfield

A man met a Genie who said he would grant him one wish. "I want to live forever," said the man. "Sorry," the Genie replied, "I am not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine", the man said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."

The Genie shook his head and responded, "You crafty fox."

"Politics: strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."

– Ambrose Bierce

Barney Frank once said, "I want to roll the dice a little bit more in this situation towards subsidizing housing." In July 2008, Frank said in a CNBC interview, "I think this is a case where Fannie and Freddie are fundamentally sound, that they are not in danger of going under. They are not the best investments these days from the long-term standpoint going back. I think they are in good shape going forward."

Author's note: What the Hell does that mean? It means Barney is a crook and wants to help his friends.

Barney Frank once said he had three strikes against him; he was left-handed, gay and a Jew. I think there is a fourth strike against Barney that is much worse; he is a liberal.

Don't complain about a two-year contract with your phone company when you have a six-year deal with your senator.

There is one thing that the government is doing a good job at; running the Federal Aviation Administration. They keep thousands of planes flying smoothly from the time they leave the gate or hanger until the plane lands and taxis to the designated area.

I can appreciate that in particular as I have been a pilot for thirty years and always feel safe in the sky, whether I am flying commercially or my personal Searey plane. (www.searey.com)

# JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS

Obama's election was to lead to the healing of the prejudicial division that existed in this country; instead, it has created a larger schism between whites and blacks by the more ignorant and uninformed.

A person should be over the excitement that he is the first black person elected to the presidency and judge him by his actions, not his words.

As Martin Luther King said, "I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

Obama is certainly a character, similar to Goofy or Daffy Duck, and he has done a lot to impede the progress that Dr. King advocated; namely, by acting in a prejudicial way.

One example of this behavior would be the police officer and the professor . . . when Obama involved himself by stating that he didn't know the facts but the cop was wrong. What a naïve and non-presidential statement to make to the world.

Then he had them both over for a beer at the White House, which, in my opinion, was public admittance that he was wrong. He tried to smooth things over but both Professor Gates and Sgt. Crowley held their ground. Professor Gates was in the wrong by assuming a belligerent attitude and by not showing the police officer his credentials when asked politely for them. He felt offended because he was a law professor at Harvard and a friend of the president.

Another example, within a few weeks of the "White House beer summit," occurred on a school bus. Five or six black students severely beat up a white student because he sat in the wrong seat. When this took place, where was President Obama with his commentary?

He makes it a point to comment when the prejudice could be pointed toward the non-white community, yet he has nothing to say about the racial incident on the school bus. Why? Easy. He has no backbone. If there is no political gain he doesn't get involved. After all, in round numbers, he had a chance to vote on 140 bills that came before the senate and he voted "present" on 120 of them. Why? Same reason. No backbone.

Clearly there is a correlation. Obama didn't make decisions then and he has trouble making decisions now. When looking at the numerous appointees in his cabinet that have resigned or have committed crimes, it shows that when he does make a decision it is the wrong one more times than not.

The democrats and liberals criticize conservatives because we are complaining too much regarding the actions and words of the president. We are also harassed about the Tea Party holding town meetings attended by concerned citizens. Remember the words of Dr. Martin Luther King . . . "I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

# DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

TSA JUNK TESTING RESULTS

AIRPORT SCREENING STATISTICS

January Statistics On Airport Screening

From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered0

Transvestites133

Hernias1,485

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It was discovered 535 congressional representatives had no balls.

# NO COLLEGE RECORDS FROM NO-BAMA

Obama has not been forthcoming about many parts of his life. We have no college transcripts or papers he wrote, unlike his predecessor. Now, the question is, did Obama attend Columbia University like he claimed? Fox News interviewed 400 of his classmates and I know this is hard to believe, but no one remembers him.

Snopes reported that Wayne Allen Root, the Libertarian Party's 2008 vice presidential candidate, who was at Columbia at the same time said, "I don't know a single person at Columbia that knew him, and they all know me. I don't have a classmate who ever knew Barack Obama at Columbia." Columbia does claim him as a graduate. They stated such in a news release in early November 2008 and currently on their website it states that he is the first alumnus to be elected president of the United States.

In his writing, he has confirmed he tried cocaine and marijuana, but he won't reveal any papers he wrote in college.

That doesn't make sense unless he is hiding something.

College Years

According to Fact Check and Snopes, Stephanopoulos was at Columbia concurrently for one year, but was a year ahead in his graduation. He indicated during the election that they went to school together; however, they did not have even one class together.

Snopes states that Obama's roommate and friend, Sohale Siddigi, attested to having a personal experience with Obama. With that all American name, I wonder what that experience might have been. Why doesn't Obama release his transcripts like all the other presidents have done? Another man, Phil Boerner, recalled sharing a New York apartment with Obama in an article in the Columbia College Today alumni publication and the New York Times. This means they shared an apartment, not that Obama attended college.

There is one professor, Michael L. Baron, who taught honors seminar in American Foreign Policy that Obama took during his senior year and Baron states that he remembers Obama easily aced the class. I wonder if his picture is in a yearbook or possibly taken somewhere else while attending an event at Columbia. I am not aware of any pictures. So where is the proof?

Obama could not have gotten into Harvard without an undergraduate degree. We know he went to Occidental College for his first two years but did not graduate from there. He had to have graduated from somewhere, but again he refuses to release any of that information. So, maybe he did graduate from Columbia, but why hide the information from the public? What happened to the open door policy he has stated his administration would uphold?

To conclude, Obama wants to control where and what we eat, but he seems to have a wee bit of a problem controlling himself. Who remembers any modern president that smokes? What a poor example for all the children of America. Cigarettes kill more often than obesity. Saying you are going to run a transparent presidency, then doing the opposite is not in the best interest of the country. We would like to see change on his part and the transparency he promised.

Here is the irony of the entire Obama administration.

The Liberals want Governor Romney to disclose more than two years of his tax returns while President Obama has never released any of his high school or college transcripts, or any papers he wrote in college.

I would tell Obama to release all his transcripts and written papers and then Romney would release a few more tax returns.

In addition, the current administration keeps harping about Romney investing his money overseas to avoid paying U. S. taxes. If it is legal then they have no complaint, he is within his legal rights.

Oh, yes, one other thing. How did Obama get so rich in such a short time earning a president's salary?

And let us add this to the list of idiotic things the liberals are questioning; according to Harry Reid, the House Majority Leader, he "heard through the grapevine" from a reliable source that Romney did not pay taxes when he was at Bain Capital. Reid contends that Romney must prove to the American public that he paid his taxes.

This reverts to an old gambling saying, "Just because a guy has a lot of chips in front of him does not mean he understands the game." The pile of chips may "just be plain dumb luck."

Just because Harry Reid is House Majority Leader does not mean he understands what is occurring. "A man is innocent until proven guilty," so Reid has to prove Romney's guilt. It isn't up to Romney to prove his innocence.

Radio talk show host Mark Levin, an attorney who worked for the Reagan administration, thinks that Harry Reid might have suffered a minor stroke. According to Levin, Reid telling Romney to prove his innocence might be proof of a stroke. Levin stated, "That is unintelligent thinking, even for a liberal."

If it's true, he should resign . . . I hope it is false. I disagree ideologically, but I do not wish him ill will. God bless Harry Reid and his family.

# FREE KITTENS

A little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk and in her hand was a sign that read FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet".

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I would love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Independents."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS".

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know, but today they have their eyes open."

Heavenly Father,

So far this year, you have taken away my favorite dancer - Michael Jackson, my favorite actor - Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress - Farrah Fawcett, my favorite comedian \- Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman - Billy Mays and my favorite sidekick - Ed McMahon.

Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

Thank you.

# GAMES PEOPLE PLAY

President Obama, as head of the government, acts as if he is the president of Parker Brothers' Games. He is playing MONOPOLY while putting our money at RISK and does not have a CLUE. I am afraid if he wins another term, we will all be SORRY.

The method he is using to go after the terrorists is a rather casual method; actually, the process is a rather TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

His presidency is a dismal failure as his financial decisions appear to be determined by the use of a OUIJA BOARD.

The worst one he plays is AGGRAVATION. It uses dice, like craps, and marbles -- which he has already lost most of.

He thinks he is a proctologist as he is using a PROBE to check for more money.

Is it a coincident that Parker Brothers is currently a subsidiary of Hasbro? A slang term for "You money HAS been gone, BRO."

I must admit that he is very good at CHESS; he thinks he is KING and tries to ROOK us every chance he gets.

# YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

A liberal was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the liberal. "How about why Conservatives want to lower taxes so the government loses money and Liberals want to spread the wealth?" he responded as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The liberal, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thought about it and replied, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the difference between the Conservative and Liberal philosophies when you don't know shit?"

Then she went back to reading her book.

# Gaster

Lumber and Hardware

****************

"I built this business without government help.

Obama can kiss my ass."

\- Ray Gaster

President Obama's message to entrepreneurs that "you didn't build that" prompted one Georgia business owner to respond with a not-so-subtle retort.

"I built this business without government help. Obama can Kiss my ass," read the sign hanging below the roadside marquee in front of Gaster Lumber & Hardware in Savannah, Ga. Owner, Ray Gaster, posted this, and two similar ones, at all three of his company's locations in response to Obama's comments during a speech to supporters in Roanoke, Virginia, which struck a nerve with small business owners around the nation.

Upon hearing what Obama said, Ray Gaster replied, "I'm going to give him an answer in Chicago language--something he's used to."

"If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help," the president said at a campaign stop last month in Roanoke, "There was a great teacher somewhere in your life," he continued, "Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you have a business, you did not build that. Somebody else made that happen."

These comments created a firestorm. Obama's campaign has since sought to put the comments in perspective, saying that Obama only meant that businesses rely on the community to flourish. However, his opponents have seized on the remarks, making them something of a small business-rallying cry.

Gaster, a Vietnam veteran, told FoxNews.com he built his now 28-year-old business from the ground up.

"I started on my own," Gaster said. "The government wasn't there. We work long, hard hours and what he said is an insult to any businessman."

The sign has been criticized for its harsh language, but Gaster said that the rough words were necessary.

He told FoxNews.com, "If I would have said 'Dear Mr. President . . . ' there wouldn't have been as strong of a response."

Gaster sent a photo of his sign to 45 of his friends and business acquaintances. He said he wants other businesses to post signs as well.

"We need to stand up to the criticism coming from our own government. If this economy is to get better, it will be driven by small and independent businesses. We are part of the solution, not the problem," Gaster said.

"I want to use this sign to urge other businesspeople to stand up and say 'Mr. President, you're wrong. I built my business,'" he told FoxNews.com. "I represent the majority of business owners in my belief."

# NOTABLE QUOTES

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius."

~ Larry, the cable guy

With the grades I received in school

I'd never be a White House tenant,

But with my poor attendance record

I could have made it in the Senate

~ From the book It Could be Verse By Bill Ihlenfeldt

Great minds discuss ideas.

Average minds discuss events.

Small minds discuss people.

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

I'd like to add: Politicians discuss how to exempt themselves from all laws.

# OBAMA'S ELECTION

Let us put this in perspective. The president said that this is the worst depression since the Great Depression. Facts indicate that is not true; however, if he said it and believed it then let's take a look at it from that standpoint.

He has time to pick the NCAA basketball tournament bracket and discuss it on national television. He has time to play numerous rounds of golf with friends and campaign donors. He manages to waste taxpayers' money and time (during the worst depression in our lifetime, according to him) to take his wife to dinner and to see a show in New York City using taxpayers' dollars to pay for the use of the plane, the gas, and an army of secret service personnel.

Remember the words of Dr. Martin Luther King . . .

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

The problem with Obama is simple. He has only made one political decision is his life; namely, to run for president. He masqueraded as a community organizer; what the hell was that? As it appears now, he was a community agitator.

Give thought to this; he ran for president knowing there was a war in Afghanistan, don't you think he should have had some semblance of plan on what to do there? Either pull out, keep the same amount of troupes, or listen to his military advisors and send in the necessary troops needed and requested by his own handpicked general.

President Obama is incapable of making an important, tough decision that puts the American people first over his own democratic party. It is a proven fact that he was the most liberal senator before being elected president.

APOLOGY: A written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another.

That is what I expect from those D, S, or N (dumb, stupid or naïve) people who did not do their homework during the primaries and voted for "hope and change" by Obama.

A double apology should be coming if those same people even think about voting for any liberal, Democrat or moderate Republican in the future. All they want to do is spend not only your money, but your children's money and your grandchildren's future financial success.

The man who attracts luck carries with him the magnet of preparation.

\- Clifton Faliman

Obama promised hope and change and I feel the same way; when his term is up, I HOPE to have more than small CHANGE in my pocket.

The Obama healthcare plan is a hard pill to swallow.

Probably because they are trying to dispense it as a suppository.

Dr. Martin Luther King said, "I have a dream." With Obama in office, it's more like a nightmare.

Obama won by 5.4% . . . with all the media, newspapers and TV stations in favor of Obama, he should have won by more - a lot more. Proportionately, he had what seemed like 90% of the media on his side; therefore, it was a poor showing for Obama. He should have won 90% to 10%.

People fell for the "hope and change" campaign slogan. I made a number of enemies before the election telling them how foolish they were if they were planning to vote for Obama. When I asked what kind of change they wanted they couldn't give me a direct, sincere, and intelligent answer.

One woman I know personally refused to vote for McCain and decided she was going to cast her ballot for Obama. However, her family gave her so much static that she finally decided to vote for the third party . . . a definite waste of a vote.

I was upset, irritated and carried a serious disdain for all those dumb, stupid and naïve citizens who voted for Obama. I strongly felt that they personally owed me an apology. Since then I have mellowed, although with the actions Obama has taken I should hold them all in contempt.

Recently, though, I have found my own version of hope and change . . . hoping to change the minds of those who voted for Obama in the past election. Hoping they have seen the grievous errors in their ways. I have gone forth in meetings, tea parties, and attempted to convince those that voted for Obama in the past in hopes that they would make a major change in the representation of our country by voting out those who have wronged us more than once.

The difference between the ideals, philosophies, and experience of Obama and Romney is as stark as the difference between black and white.

Barack Obama does not understand that waterboarding gets the facts out of people.

For example, with his liberal policies, he is waterboarding the American public, and they are finally seeing the truth.

# HOPE and CHANGE

How is it going now in 2012?

If you voted for this ideological, egotistical maniac then you had better fight twice as hard to defeat him, or you will be living in a socialist country. Remember, many soldiers have died and others are still sacrificing their lives so we can continue to live free.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation,

the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

\- P.J. O'Rourke

President Obama smooth talked his way into the White House. He is pleasant looking, thinly built, and has an endearing smile.

His style "suckered" many non-thinking voters into electing him because he made promises that raised the hopes of Americans; promises he had no intention of keeping.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

\- George Jean Nathan

The largest cost in the health care program will be the cost of Americans losing their freedom,

while the biggest savings will come from Obama losing the next election.

Since Obama usurped the automotive companies, if he were rated against other presidents

he would be an Edsel.

A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.

\- James Freeman Clarke

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us.

Now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.

Government is inept because it is not set up to help the economy

. . . they think politically, while commerce thinks in terms of profit.

# HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dear FAA;

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what is the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. In addition, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants would not need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right – an excellent opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

# POST OFFICE EXPRESS

While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to keep his head above water because of the large backpack of drugs strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they would surely drown!

Being a responsible Texan, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I am starting to think I wasted two stamps!

# SENIOR CITIZEN NAILED IT

In August of 2010, Senator Alan Simpson from Wyoming, Co-Chair of Obama's deficit commission, called senior citizens the "Greediest Generation" as he compared Social Security to a milk cow with 310 million teats..

This is a response letter from an unknown fellow who tells it like it is regarding Senator Simpson's comment . . . I think he is a little ticked off.

"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight.

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission are proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from day one, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.

To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on your incompetence.

Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the "greedy" ones. It is you and your fellow nutcases who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes.

That's right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

This would change everything and should be retroactive!

# TYPICAL COMPARISON

BETWEEN

PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES

(FORMER COMMUNITY ORGANIZER)

AND

FORMER GOVERNOR of MASSACHUSETTS

(SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN)

Comparing Two Loans

OBAMAROMNEY

Failed Green CompanySolyndraKonarka

"Investment"$535,000,000$1,500,000

Taxpayer Money Lost$528,000,000$0

Years to Bankruptcy29

Source of FundsFederalState

Loan RepaidNoYes

Tied to Wealthy Campaign Donors? YesNo

Here is the difference between a community organizer and a businessman.

# SUBMARINES

LOOKING BACK

Submarine commanders trust others who have chartered the waters before them. They have to navigate while submerged avoiding all the hazards and enemy ships which could be out to harm the crew.

LOOKING FORWARD

The commander uses a telescope with a small viewing area that can be rotated it in a complete circle. Once the submarine surfaces and the captain surveys the area with the telescope, the submarine then re-submerges, in order not to give away its position. Obama could take a lesson from submarine commanders. He gives away our position when he informs our enemy of our military withdrawal dates.

Looking to the future:

Check past history, looking all around you to see potential problems. Make a decision.

Obama method:

Subordinates tell him there is a problem . . . he goes to play golf, seventy-five times in first three years, takes his wife on a date to NYC on the tax payers money, travels to foreign countries, bows down foolishly to other leaders, thinks he can sweet talk other leaders into listening and agreeing with him without any pre-conditions, believes his smile will conquer all, travels the world on tax payers' money to see new lands, goes to American vacation spots for ten days to two weeks at a time, ignores problems that are pre-existing - such as the BP oil leak, does not accept help offered from foreign countries during the BP problem, does not anticipate future problems, and is constantly in campaign mode instead of fixing major problems that face America - namely, jobs, the economy, border protection, and the weakening of the military.

Conclusion:

Obama is the captain of our ship, we are submerged, and he continues to give the command, "Open the hatches."

# TO BOMB OUT

Slang: To flunk out of or fail at something, especially school or a job

Barack Obama was a Community Organizer and agitator prior to being elected to the Illinois State Senate and as such, had no one to answer to, unlike a business owner or manager trying to earn a profit in order to keep employees secure in their job. Making money was not his goal. He operated free and clear of any checks and balances; able to do what he wanted, and when he wanted, with neither accountability nor responsibility to anyone.

Do you know what a community organizer does? Don't feel bad, no one does.

Barack Obama comes from "Chicago" politics, politics that are cemented in the roots of Al Capone, Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Mayor Richard M. Daley - the first mayor's son who governed from 1988-2006, a total of twenty-two years. The current mayor is Rohm Emmanuel, Obama's former Chief of Staff and Rod Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois, who is now incarcerated

For twenty years Citizen Obama, and then state senator Barack Obama, and his family attended religious services regularly at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago under the patronage of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Jr., Pastor Emeritus.

In one of his sermons Rev. Wright denounced the United States and accused the government of crimes against people of color. Wright had said, among other things, not "God bless America" but "God damn America" for its racism and "for killing innocent people."

As a result of the incendiary remarks by the reverend, candidate Obama distanced himself from by stating that he did not realize how biased and bigoted the reverend was. In reality, he sat in his church for twenty years, not twenty minutes, and his two daughters were baptized by the reverend. Therefore, Obama was either not paying attention for twenty years or lying; either way, he should not have been elected president.

IF YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA YOU BOMBED OUT

The main stream media, whose job is to vet the candidates, failed miserably. They should not be trusted anymore as they do not nor did they report the true facts.

THE MAIN STREET MEDIA BOMBED OUT

Bill Ayers was the leader a co-founder of the Weather Underground. Their goal was to "kill all the rich people; break up their cars and apartments and to kill your parents."

He was instrumental in the bombings of a NYC Police Headquarters in 1970, the U. S. Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972.

He admitted to committing these acts against our country and is still unrepentant. He is a terrorist and stated he wished he had done more damage. He should be in jail for his acts of destruction and murder and has admitted guilt. He is, however, free because of legal technicalities of warrants and improper surveillance.

Obama said they lived near each other and were passing acquaintances. Not true. Obama began his state senatorial race by having fundraisers in Ayers' living room. That is more than a passing acquaintance.

BARACK OBAMA AND BILL AYERS BOMBED OUT

(No pun intended)

Barack Obama was in the senate for only one hundred and forty-three days before running for president. He voted "present" one hundred and twenty-three times; not a "yes" or "no" vote but a gutless "present." He was elected to represent his district and did not have the gall or knowledge to take a stand.

SENATOR OBAMA ONCE AGAIN BOMBED OUT

Ba-LACK OBAMA has lied to the American public and to his party members.

He promised no earmarks.

He approved 8,500 earmarks in one bill.

He guaranteed no lobbyists in his administration.

He violated his own promise. In the first 14 days of his administration, he appointed 17 lobbyists to high government positions; it shows he came prepared for some serious changes, not for the better, however.

He offered a transparent administration.

He has jammed Obama Care down the American public's throat. 67% of the American public was not in favor of it.

He assured a five day span of time to read and digest all bills.

He has forced members to vote within less than twenty-four hours and no debates were shown on C-Span.

He pledged a new way to govern in Washington.

He has continued using Chicago strong-armed tactics like Capone and Daley.

He vowed to unite the country by having both sides of the aisle working together.

Never once has he asked for Republican input for the Health Care bill.

BREAKING HIS PROMISES HE CONTINUES TO BOMB OUT

To sum it up, Ba-Lack Obama broke his promises, guarantees, offers, assurances, pledges, and his vows. This is why he is a disgrace to the Black community; yet they still support him – why? Are they Dumb, Stupid or Naïve? Or could they just be happy because "one of theirs is in the White House"? If that is their feeling then they are prejudice bastards.

I was too young to vote in 1960, but when Kennedy ran against Nixon my dad said he was going to vote for Nixon although he favored Kennedy, because "as a Catholic, I don't want people to think I voted for JFK just because of his religion." It is a shame people today don't think like my dad did then, as Ba-lack Obama received 96% of the black votes in 2008; fortunately, he will go down this year.

Note from Joseph P. Kennedy, JFK's dad, to him just before the 1960 election.

"Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.

I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide."

# WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND IT IS US

POGO is the title and central character of a long-running (1948–1975) daily comic strip created by Walt Kelly. Set in the Okefenokee Swamp of the southeastern United States, the strip often engages in social and political satire through the adventures of its human like funny animal characters.

Anthropomorphic: ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human.

"We have met the enemy and it is us," should be the motto of the Obama Regime. First, he bungled hiring his cabinet members, then appointed Czars of questionable ability and moral character, followed by out and out lies about not hiring former corporate CEOs, not to mention claiming to have no earmarks, and having a transparent administration.

Pinocchio's nose is not long enough to be president.

Hitler's venomous speeches began attracting regular audiences. He became adept at using populist themes targeted at his audience, including the use of scapegoats who could be blamed for the economic hardships of his listeners; and yet the left gets upset when Obama is compared to Hitler.

Historians have noted the hypnotic effect of his rhetoric on large audiences, and of his eyes in small groups. I wonder if women fainted when Hitler spoke. They did for Obama in the beginning; until they hit their heads so hard it knocked some sense into them.

Germans speak with mystification regarding Hitler's "hypnotic" appeal; the same as the media portrayed Obama when he was campaigning. Hitler is said to have mesmerized the nation; captured them in a trance from which they could not break loose.

Obama used his personal magnetism and a clever slogan, "Hope and Change," in captivating the crowd psychology to his advantage while speaking in public.

Having consolidated his political powers, Hitler suppressed or eliminated his opposition by a process termed Gleichschaltung ("bringing into line"). Obama did the same by giving senators favorable decisions that helped him get their votes on certain legislation he wanted passed.

WHAT LUCK FOR RULERS THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.

- ADOLPH HITLER

The Left doesn't like the fact that Obama is referred to as a socialist; however, the way he has ruled (ruined) this country is proof of his Socialist leanings. He must not be re-elected in 2012 or we will become a socialist country.

The Liberals don't seem to know the meaning of Socialism so let me explain it to them.

SOCIALISM

A centrally planned economy in which the government controls all means of production;

it proved to be the tragic failure of the twentieth century.

Therefore, the progression is Capitalism to Socialism to Communism.

The theory advocates OWNERSHIP and CONTROL of production and distribution, capital, land and everything else possible for the government to take over;

the bigger the government ,the more the power it has over the people.

This is what Obama has done in his tenure in office.

America will be in big trouble if Obama is not defeated in November 2012.

YOU CANNOT PLOUGH A FIELD BY TURNING IT OVER IN YOUR MIND;

YOU MUST GET OUT THERE AND DO THE WORK.

This applies to stopping the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. It took Obama and his Wrecking Crew more than thirty days to attempt to plug the leak. He was too busy golfing, traveling and blaming BP Oil Company, and Bush, for the problem.

"He who will not reason is a bigot;

he who cannot is a fool;

and he who dares not is a slave."

\- William Drummond

"The world we have created is a product of our thinking;

it cannot be changed without changing our thinking."

\- Albert Einstein

# WET BEHIND THE EARS

Very gullible or innocent

The term "wet behind the ears" is supposed to refer to just being born; namely, still having the fluid from your mother's womb behind your ears.

If someone is wet behind the ears, they are regarded as being inexperienced and new to a task. The saying is many hundreds of years old and comes from the fact that many animals, when they are new born, have a small depression behind the ears. The young themselves are wet at birth and this depression is the last thing to dry out. By the time it does, the animal is a little older and possibly wiser.

According to Wisegook.com, to be wet behind the ears essentially means to be inexperienced, unseasoned or even a bit naïve or immature. In the business world, this phrase is often applied to new employees who are not quite ready to accept the full responsibility of their positions yet. It's also common for older people to express skepticism over a younger person's skills or level of authority by claiming he or she is still "wet behind the ears." At some point in history, however, a rookie or trainee does gain enough experience or wisdom to no longer be considered "wet behind the ears" by others.

"Voters do not decide issues; they decide who will decide issues."

\-- George F. Will

Wet behind the ears refers to someone who does not know the facts of life.

I have told a number of kids between the ages of 15 and 25 that they are the dumbest kids on the face of the earth. One kid asked me why I felt that way. I told him I know for a fact because I was the "dumbest kid on the face of the earth" when I was his age. I know from experience.

Kids that age feel they know enough to make their own decisions, they feel they know it all . . . that's why there are arguments between young adults and the parents . . . the kids often say to their parents, "You don't know anything."

Wet behind the ears can also apply to a young kid I know we are going to call Cody. He had the worst attitude I have ever seen in person. He blamed everyone for his problems, but himself. He got into arguments with his mom, dad, younger brother, teachers, his hockey coach and me. I could never convince him that he was the common denominator. According to him, everyone was wrong but him. He never accepted the blame and if I mentioned to him that it might be his fault he would reply, "Oh, you just don't understand."

My friend's son said "F@*#K you" to his mother and she ejected him from the house. Although he was eighteen, he was still wet behind the ears. He slept a few nights under a freeway overpass, other nights on park benches, and finally hooked up with a buddy and stayed in his spare bedroom free of charge for about a year. One can disagree with one's parents but in a respectful way.

I knew Cody's father from when I taught high school and his father was eighteen. His father asked me to keep an eye on his son.

After three years of buying him meals, giving him gas money and encouraging him to get a job, I finally gave up. He said there were no jobs available. He thought it was beneath him to work at McDonalds. As time went on, he eventually found himself working for the fast food chain.

From an experience standpoint, Obama is still a teenager. As a Chicago Community Organizer, he reported to no one and did what he wanted; just like a teenager's mentality. As a U.S. Senator, he was very complacent; he was only required to vote "yea" or "nay" but he answered with "present." This was done more than one hundred times, instead of responding with a vote showing his support for his constituencies. After all, that is why he ran for senator to represent his district but by voting "present" he didn't have the backbone to commit for his district.

Because of his lack of responsibility when he was younger, he had trouble hiring the right people and is having problems with making intelligent decisions now.

"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

– George Bernard Shaw

Obama is playing MONOPOLY with our CAREERS and does not have a CLUE.

At this rate, that RUMMY will make us all SORRY.

# YOU WILL BE STUPID FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

In baseball, you get three strikes before you are out. In a friendly game of golf( if all players in the foursome agree ahead of time) a mulligan - a second shot from the tee not counted against the score- might be allowed, and in hockey, a rebound shot toward the net is a possibility; however, in life, one does not always get a "do over".

In Oakland County, Michigan in 2011, five teens were riding in a car when the railroad crossing gates started to ring and come down. The driver, a seventeen year old with a suspended license decided to attempt to cross the tracks before the train arrived at the crossing. The engineer blew the whistle as required by law, saw the car stranded on the tracks and applied full brakes.

Traveling at sixty miles an hour it took the freight train more than one mile to stop. The engineer jumped from the train and saw the car embedded on the front of the engine like a hood ornament with the five young teens dead, seat belts still fastened. Two of the teens were brother and sister.

There was no urgency, no emergency, and no need to attempt to beat the train; and no "do over" was allowed; nothing more than a senseless mistake that should have been prevented with some forethought; a senseless tragedy those families have to live with the rest of their lives.

The problem occurred when one teen made a unilateral, fatal judgment for all five without consultation. In addition, was the car mechanically sound, how fast was the train going, how far away was it at the time, and was it necessary to attempt to make the crossing prior to the train?

In other words, the driver acted impulsively without realizing the consequences. The point is this: once a decision is made and acted upon, taking it back is not an option. Assessments must be made with much deliberation and forethought. Voting is no different than trying to speed across a train track with tons of steel barreling down on you.

On November 6th, 2012, voting for Obama will be a tragic error which will lead to frightful results; reading further will clarify this.

I recently had a conversation that went something like this:

A friend said, "I am not sure what Romney will do when he gets in and that scares me."

"What should scare you is what Obama HAS ALREADY DONE. Romney cannot do worse."

"So, are you voting for Romney?"

"No" I replied, "I am voting AGAINST OBAMA."

If you vote for Obama in November

You are agreeing with the "stellar" decisions he has made.

Monumental decisions affecting (three hundred and sixty million) 360,000,000 Americans made by a man who never hired, fired, determined pay or evaluated one's worth, or was required to earn a profit.

AH, HA

Never looked at it that way before have you dumbass?

So, if after reading, and possibly understanding the true statements below,

and you still decide to vote for Obama

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE DUMBEST ASS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH

NOT RUNNER UP STUPID. NO . . .

THE ABSOLUTE DUMBEST

Obama could not reduce the unemployment in almost forty-eight months, what makes you think he is so much smarter now that he might accomplish it?

He drastically cut the military, making the U.S. a third rate power.

He still supports allowing illegal aliens into the U.S. to take jobs from Americans.

He is forcing ObamaCare down the throats of the American public when the President promised that all bills would be on C-Span five days prior to a legislative vote. Another lie.

He bailed out General Motors and Chrysler while giving ownership to the unions, knowing the taxpayers would never get their money back. This left the American public as crash test dummies without seatbelts; fortunately, the airbags inflate every time Biden and Obama speak.

  * He is a president who is a racist; cases in point, namely - Sgt. Crowley vs. Professor Gates

  * Trayvon Martin vs. George Zimmerman

He is a president who lies frequently about anything to fit his purpose and the weak-kneed, spineless, mindless, and cowardly media does not question him on it.

If you vote for Obama, you obviously approve of a man who disregards the laws of the land not enforcing the ID and immigration laws.

He appointed 35 – 40 Czars to cabinet level posts without congressional approval.

He does not protect the boarders against criminals and illegals.

He appointed a "Turbo Tax Cheat" as head of the Internal Revenue Service

He added six trillion dollars to the national debt after saying he would cut it in half in his first term. Six trillion = 6,000,000,000,000.

He reduced our credit bond rating from AAA to AA.

He has never had a superior to report to which kept watch over him; he always had a free reign, just like now.

He is the first president to miss the Army / Navy game.

He lied outright about his relationship with the unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers.

He lied when he said he spent twenty years in Reverend Jeremiah Wright's Church and did not realize he was a radical. Was Obama asleep during EVERY church service for twenty years or does he think we are stupid? Obviously, if you vote for him you will fall into the latter category.

He is the food stamp President; there are more people on food stamps now than ever before and those of us working are paying for the deadbeats.

He is the "Cry Baby President" blaming President Bush for everything more than three years into his own presidency when things go wrong; and they always seem to go wrong.

He does not admit there is a war by terrorists against the United States; maybe someone should tell the terrorists the holy war is over because Obama refuses to acknowledge it exists.

He had all of his school academic records, scholastic papers, and thesis banned from public view while claiming that others not disclosing theirs must mean they are hiding something . . . add hypocrite to his resume.

He bows down to Sheiks, princes, and rulers who are enemies of the United States.

If you voted for him the first time, maybe you were infatuated with the idea of having a black man in the oval office. Maybe you felt a need to justify what the white man did two hundred years ago. Sorry, that was a long time ago and you were not part of it, so get over it and make an educated decision this time.

Remember, Martin Luther King said, "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." Therefore, you voted by the color of his skin because if you voted by the content of his character you were a poor judge of it.

WOW!

There is a strike against Barack by one of his own people.

If you voted for him then you too have a black mark against your poor judgment.

Get with the program. If you vote for him this time, you know nothing about history because you do not know what he is doing to this country. If you did, you would do everything you could to stop him.

Keep this in mind:

if you vote for Obama and he wins the 2012 election,

you will wake up on November 7th happy and I will be sad.

However, I will be sad only for a few days but . . .

YOU WILL BE STUPID FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YOU WILL HAVE LET YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN DOWN.

TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH

TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOLLOWING:

  * The cost of health care.

  * The long wait to see a doctor when they are in great pain.

  * The price of food.

  * The exorbitant cost of gas we are importing.

  * The lower wages your grandkids are receiving.

  * And then if they are lucky enough to find a job, try to explain to them why they are paying twice as much in taxes as their neighbor who does not have a job and pays no taxes.

NO MO' 'BAMA IN NOVEMBER

So, if Obama wins in November, one of us will be happy and the other not so much; but we both will be losers. The difference is having voted for Obama, you will not just be a loser you will also be dumb, stupid, and naïve. You obviously have not paid attention to what "The Ruler of America" has done to this country and what he has decreed his plans are for the future.

I saw Anthony Robbins, the motivational speaker, interview Mark Cuban who owns the Dallas Mavericks basketball team, a chain of theaters, and is a participant on the popular TV show Shark Tank. Cuban told Robbins he voted for Obama in 2008 and that he thinks the president has done a great job and he will vote for him in 2012. Cuban also said he would not mind paying more taxes. If that is true, then he should choose a children's charity or the Wounded Warriors charity and give them five hundred million dollars instead of having "Mr. Stimulus" waste the money on non-shovel ready projects as he has done twice already.

Based upon Mark Cuban's logic that the president has done a fine job, I would like to work for Mr. Cuban. I can do most things wrong, take credit for what others have done, and spend more than the annual budget allows; and following Cuban's reasoning he will hire me back for another four years . . . how stupid.

Cuban is a multi-billionaire and earned it himself. Years ago my father taught me that a man who has accomplished all that Cuban has is not lucky, it is the result of brains, hard work, and skill and maybe about one percent of it is luck. I respect him for that. However, he is lacking in his political shrewdness. Either he is a solid Liberal, has some ties to the White House, wants to be friends with the Hollywood gang or, for some other reason, is enamored with Obama because, logically, his belief that Obama has accomplished enough to be voted in for a second term does not make sense to me.

Perhaps I missed something, so if Mark Cuban wants to rebuke my statements, I will be happy to post his comments on our web site. www.VoteYourAssOff.com.

After Cuban's interview, Steve Wynn joined Anthony Robbins and stated that he too voted for Obama in 2008; however, he also stated that he will vote for Romney in 2012 as Obama has failed miserably. It is important to note that Steve Wynn singly handedly changed the Las Vegas Strip. He built the Mirage, the Treasure Island (TI), Bellagio, the Wynn, and the Encore. He also owns casinos around the world.

The Mirage features a manmade volcano that erupts every fifteen minutes in the evening spewing flames about forty feet high and, at the time, featured Siegfried and Roy inside the show room with their beauty tigers. In order to break even the Mirage had to gross one million dollars a day; an unheard of amount at that time. Wynn is a smart business man.

Mark Cuban is not as creative as Steve Wynn. As an example, Cuban buys an already existing basketball team and the Landmark chain of movie theaters; both have general managers that run the operations freeing Mark to do other things.

In the case of Steve Wynn, he had the conceptual idea for the Mirage, hired the architects, interior designers, casino managers, and approved most decisions including the color scheme, layout, number of hotel rooms, overall theme, and other amenities. Not to mention choosing the lot, razing the existing building, hiring the construction company, and repeating the entire process over again with one major exception – unlike a movie theater, Wynn had an entirely original theme for each of his new casinos.

Based upon those two comparisons, Cuban doesn't have the intelligence that Wynn has to see beyond doing the same thing over and over. Steve Wynn is more politically astute than Mark Cuban is; not that Mark is stupid, but metaphorically speaking, Mark's political reasoning is out of bounds.

# HUMOROUS BUMPER STICKERS

I found these bumper stickers on www.cafepress.com and they are for sale for five dollars each.

They are professionally designed and in color.

Check them out.

The Obama Sticker on your car

MIGHT AS WELL SAY

YES, I'M STUPID

Don't Blame Me

I VOTED FOR

THE AMERICAN

WORK HARDER

Millions on Welfare Depend on You

OBAMA

Why Stupid People Shouldn't Vote

If Bullshit Were Currency

Obama Could Personally

Payoff the National Debt

LAND OF THE FREE

THANKS TO THE BRAVE

OBAMA CARE

Side effects include headache, delayed treatment, zero choice,

sky rocketing taxes, and premature death.

These have been seen on various vehicles roaming the highways.

Monica Lewinski's ex-boyfriend's wife

for president!!!

One Big Ass Mistake America

It's not racism

I don't support his white half either.

CHANGE

IS ALL YOU'LL HAVE LEFT

WHEN OBAMA IS DONE.

# ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Bradley Bright has been presenting magic and comedy for a number of years. He always has a joke at the ready. In 2007, he began focusing on political humor.

After hearing Barack Obama fib, lie, and intentionally mislead the American public, he wrote his first one-liner and people enjoyed it.

Barack Obama has to get a new driver's license, this one will be two-faced.

Once Obama acquired the Democratic nomination, Obama started blaming President Bush for everything.

It was then that Bradley wrote:

During the campaign, Obama tried to play hardball and he is not even qualified

To play in the bush league

After the election and upon hearing some of the comments made by V P Joe Biden, he wrote this one for Halloween:

Both Obama and Biden wanted to go trick or treating together in the Democratic mascot's uniform; however, neither one was qualified to be in the front.

As long as you continue to enjoy, Bradley will continue to write.

Thanks for your support.

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