- [Kevin] HI!.. what?
- [Ruby] A little too cheesy
- You know that you're
doing it right as a dad
when your daughter says
you're being cheesy
Oh boy Go Julie Go Julie Go Go Go
Oh
just what are you doing
she's like standing
there watching the ball
pass me the ball
pass me the ball
there we go
Gooalllll!
- [Ruby] He's so weird
- [Kevin] Yeah hi
I'm Kevin and I'm the dad
of the 8 passengers
and today is Saturday
and you are joining me
as I am watching Julie at her soccer game
what
- [Ruby] you're a little too cheesy
- [Kevin] Thank you
you know that you're
doing it right as a dad
when your daughter says your being cheesy
What. OH.
Julie Julie you're going
the other way Julie
so um you guys don't see too much of me
and that's because I work
and I do all sorts of other things
I'm a professor at BYU
in civil engineering
and today is Saturday
so I look forward to Saturdays
like my Saturdays lately have become
all about four things
four things only
exercise, yard work
like the fun yard work
hanging out with my family
and food
food
yes so I like to smoke and
grill my meat and stuff
for the whole rest of the week
on Saturday
anyway
- [Russell] How do you put this up
- [Kevin] she looks like a giant out there
she's like the tallest kid out there
Julie plays mid field
which I know nothing about soccer
or for my friends over in the UK
and I guess everywhere else but the U.S.
It is known as football
but see to me football
is where you put on a helmet and pads
and you run and smash into each other
- [Ruby] except USA is the
only place does football
so I guess everyone else
calls soccer football
- [Kevin] they call it American football
so where you live what do you call it?
Is it football
or is it soccer
Wait
whoa whoa whoa
what was that sound
what are you doing
that's mine
- [Ruby] sorry, here you go
- [Russell] can I drink it a little?
- [Kevin] what the
this is dad's Saturday treat
okay
I'm sorry
this is what I'm
But you know what
I got some ingredients
to try a new kind of ice cream
- [Ruby] its the same kind
You used coconut again
last time coconut wasn't very good
- [Kevin] I know but this is different
this is coconut milk
- [Ruby] oh okay
- [Kevin] so we're gonna try it
- is it coconut?
- [Kevin] yep
do you like coconut ice cream?
- the last time it was..
the coconut ice cream
it didn't freeze that well
- [Kevin] are you criticizing
my coconut ice cream?
I wish she would just run right in there
and knock everybody over
just steal the ball
do you think Julie could get a red card?
- they have yellow ones
which ones are like bad
and you have to put it on your desk
and then the teacher will talk to you
and then the red one
is like if somebody like scratches you
which did happen
(laughing)
- [Ruby] Someone scratches you?
- [Kevin] so if someone scratches you
in soccer you get a red card
- No in kindergarten
- [Kevin] In kindergarten
we're talking about football
and soccer man
I remember in the world cup
when it was like France I think
and Zidane or something like that
headbutted another guy
and he got ejected with a red card
he just put his head down
and he went "rawr" and went
running right into a guy
right into his chest
- [Ruby] oh was he off the team?
- [Kevin] um no he just
got ejected from the game
but I think that was his last game
I think he retired
I wanna see Julie headbutt somebody
but then help be a good
sport and help them out
OH boy go Julie go Julie go go go go
oh just what are you doing
she's standing there watching the ball
oh go
good job Julie
- you're just standing there Julie
- [Kevin] Hey be nice
you're just sitting there
- I know I'm not even part of the game
- [Kevin] yes you are
fans are apart of the game
the fans are the most
important part of the game
uh oh
here they come
we're so close to scoring come on
oh boo
I was so close to getting to yell
Goalll
I was so close
awhh soo close
it was a good cross
there just wasn't anybody
there to receive it
I'm sounding more like
a soccer professional
the thing that I love
about American football
is there is always stuff happening
I feel like soccer is a
little bit like baseball
like its a social game
where you sit and talk to your friends
and share drinks and snacks
- [Ruby] In football everybody is running
and you either go to pass the other line
or you're getting a touchdown and
- [Kevin] there's always action though
there's always actions
- [Ruby] people are
always tackling each other
I don't know why people see that amusing
but okay?
- [Kevin] so um the game
that I don't understand
but I really want to is rugby
- [Ruby] Rugby is gruesome
- [Kevin] It's amazing
so when ruby and I went to New Zealand
in 20, 2015
we have a vlog about it
check it out
it was the
it was the rugby world cup
and New Zealand actually won
the world cup that year
the all blacks
I've never seen so much spirit for
and support for like
a national team before
it was really really fun
the hard thing is I had no idea
what was going on
rugby makes absolutely no sense to me
- [Ruby] I don't get what rugby is
like I've seen things in rugby
where like everybody is huddled Together
and they're all like moving
then I'm like what the
heck are they doing there
I mean like I really don't get it
- [Kevin] yeah I don't get it either
what Russell
- um you were gonna give me gum
- [Kevin] I'm gonna be what
- you were gonna give me gum
remember?
- [Kevin] it's in the
van you gotta go get it
oh their goalie
their keeper got a save
in the US we call it a goalie
um nobody in the world calls it goalie
everyone else calls it keeper, the keeper
I like keeper better I
think it's a better name
[Ruby] - cause goalie
just seems like they'd
be trying to make a goal
inside the goal right?
Keeper. Quidditch
- [Kevin] did you just say Quidditch
- Yes
- [Kevin] lets talk about Quidditch
I think Quidditch should be a real game
the problem is
- how exactly do you play
if you don't have flying brooms
well they have they have um
drones that can carry people now
like they're like motorcycles
so maybe they could sit
on a motorcycle drone
- wait no they don't
- yeah they do
- do they have those?
- They totally do
look at that
- what is it
and look at that
- wait whoa whoa whoa
what happens if uh one of the blades
like slices another person in half
- um I can imagine that
would not be a good
day for that person
but you could play Quidditch on those
yes
look at that
I want that one right there
lets make Quidditch a reality people
lets do it
- wait how we gonna make the Quaffle
how would you make the death ball
- the death ball?
- the ball that comes and tries
to smash you in the face
- that's not called a death ball
what do they call it
isn't it the Quaffle?
- [Ruby] no that's the ball
they try to get and score
- no that's the snitch
- no the snitch is the little gold thing
- no you're thinking of the bludgers
the Bludgers
- the bludgers yes
um okay
I think we need to uh crowd fund
a new initiative
to invent real life
bludgers, quaffles, and snitches
- okay
I mean quaffles would be easy
- its just a kushy ball huh
- its a wood ball
- a wood ball?
No I don't want a wood ball
I refuse to crowd fund a wood quaffle
it has to be velvet
and soft
- Dad the whole point of quidditch
is to get people hurt
- let's check back in
oh look the games still going
can I just say Heaven bless
all of the volunteer youth coaches
that volunteer their time
and do all of this for these kids
that's incredible
thank you to Julie's coach
and thank you to all you
youth coaches out there
you guys do a tremendous service
for our kids
I especially like our soccer coach
because he wears a shirt and tie
to the games
he's professional
Julie you're doing awesome
- [Julie] they want you to be over there
- [Kevin] why?
- [Julie] um I don't know just 'cause
- we're getting kicked out
- [Kevin] oh all of us are?
- yes all of you are
- [Kevin] ohh okay
I'm fine
as long as its not parent discrimination
I'm good
okay pass me the ball
pass me the ball
here we go here we go
(grunt) (grunt)
(son yelling)
- [Kevin] Goalllll!
This is where I'm
supposed to do a back flip
but I'm too old
and out of weight
okay
I'm out of breath from
kicking a ball into a net
viva la soccer
Oh the second half's starting
Julie you're doing awesome
go Julie go go
oh baby
I almost got to say it
I almost got to say it
- you want your Dr. Pepper back?
- Yes
- shake it up nice and good for you
- why are you doing that?
holy cow I've had like
one little drink of this
I missed it
they scored a goal
they scored and Julie was right in there
I turn my camera off
for one minute
seriously I've been
filming this entire game
I turn it off for one minute
and I swear that's when
they go and score a goal
cheers
oh here we go
Julie spread out spread over
oh go Julie go don't stop
(dad gasps)
my blood pressure
well that's the game
Julie's team won
2-0
they had a good time Julie had
3 shots on goal
all of them were on goal
the keeper stopped them
but they did a really good job
kay should we go home
check my brisket?
- we're not happy
- why
they all had fun
just 'cause you don't win a game
doesn't mean you can't have fun
good game
not
good game not at all
I wanna punch you in the face
I wanna kick you in the shins
is that what they should say
- yes
- no
that's not sportsman like at all
nice job you were out there
like the whole game
you guys won 2-0
- [Julie] we won 3 times in a row
ooh you're 3 and 0?
Nice job Julie
first one it was uh 5-3
second uh I don't know
but this one was 2-0
- [Kevin] awesome
well you and that team
mate of yours upfront
make quite a good combination
- [Julie] Jacie?
- [Kevin] yes
good job
okay let's go home
thanks guys this has been fun
I'm gonna hand this camera
back to Ruby
who will uh
she's the professional vlogger here
but it's been fun hanging out with you
thank you
( upbeat music)
