hey I'm grump, I'm not so grump, and we're the game grumps
Flicking the bean is such a funny term to me. So just imagine it's just like this aggressive like (flicking bean grunt) Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a flick
ehg aehg
There's nothing good about it. I prefer petting the bunny
(little girl giggles)
Hey, welcome hello there it's it's uh, it's game grumps time
It's Darren Branson and me and Manuel Van de Ville Biff Jerky
ha Biff Jerky ha ha ha ha ha ha
What a fucking awesome name that is Biff jerky Biff jerky, I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Next time we have to create a character
Remind me, big, you should make him look really scrawny to oh of course
Just like a real little real wimpy. Yeah, he's like Tony's not buff at all. He's just jerk. Wait a second
There are extras. Yeah, you can read comics. Oh
My god, oh there covers. Oh, come on
That'd be amazing. If you could read the whole fuck.
oh
my
god
mmm stay away you creature
You know what I like about this cover what's that, not too busy
ha ha ha ha ha
just kinda, just the right amount of detail, y'know?
he he he he he
Jesus right. When is this from Oh fffffffffffuuurrrrrteeee
Early 90s, right maybe late 80s, it's not even a good enough scan for it to like
Show of the details here 92 would be my guess. July!
Perfect. That's
tehehe
Yeah, that settles everything. I don't know. God that's crazy looking. How do I switch to the next one? oh
wai wai wait
Yeah, I Arin cut to the end. I need to see the evolution
Look at oh you want to see like the last cover? Yeah yeah yeah
All right, whoa jeez that ran a long time 139 whoa, oh wow yeah
throwin all this
They grew up colors and shit
bewninudewnew (mouth guitar)
Fucking please let's do the very last cover. Yeah, let's see. Let's see how they're all dead. Just graveyards
you!
YOOOUUUU!!!
(Arin laughing at his own joke (also Dan)
Wow, what like who's this? That's Amy, that's not Amy. That's totally Amy. That is not Amy, she's pink
Yeah, but that's not Amy. Coz oh is that knuckles right there? I don't know. Maybe that's Amy because sPlOoSh. Who's this guy?
I don't fucking. INFUEGO! Yeah, that's crazy. And then there's knuckles like can you guys move please? I love that
return to Angel Island part two of four
Its the last issue
(many ha ha's)
oh boy oh
Sorry to anyone out there (damn!) who's dying to see the how that two dollars and nineteen cents, yeah
Oh, those were the good old days. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, let's see how much the first one was
eight cents
it was
One dollar and 25 cents 125. Yeah, you got a whole story for a dollar 25. Yup
Fucking inflation! Now That's something beautiful. It's gorgeous. Wait, so what's what's at the end of this other series (gasp) what?
What the hell's going on here sonic blast. He looks weird there. Sonic in your fa
a ha ha ha
woah woah woah!
(the funny men laugh at the funny face)
HEY KIDS!
I have had
Nightmares all, almost exactly like this
It's like he interrupted the kid he's like grabbing his arm, he's like don't
It's so real. You'll think you're part of the adventure. You're coming with me. Oh my god!
The last game cartridge here. There's ga are there more like that. That's like  the beginning of Captain N
I thought I told you to clean your room
bshhhhhhh (mouth laser)
You get sucked into the TV yikes that was insane that was really crazy
Oh damn, what's her name again princess Sally its right there, Sally. Yeah, she's uh
I don't want to hear any of that Dan fff
uh
Confirmed as furry shit either. That's that's hot no matter w I don't care if you're into, that's just hot
(funny man Arin laughs uncontrollably)
(funny man dan joins in)
(I agree)
I just wanna open like some like furry art, you're just like look
I don't want you saying it's like a furry like jacking off another furry
I don't want any of this Dan is furry shit, but look at this. Yeah, come on. I don't care who you are. That's hot
mmmmm
That kind of looks like um, like even Robotnik think so he's like
yeaaahhhhhh
It kind of feels like if you put your hand between their two faces you would see those two eyes as one face
Y'know what I mean, here let me show you.
oh yes
(Arin laughs like a girl)
They got a big ass wide face. Yeah, there's a there's a Pink Floyd album called the division bell
number three of three issue mini series
Oh god with like two half faces like that and if you put your finger in the middle
It looked like one face looking at you. It's very weird. oh wow, yeah very trippy, who the hell was like, this is what we're doing
What what the fuck Sonic!?
ha ha ha, Jesus Christ
gahoooowww (Sonic noise)
Listen I'm sorry everyone who wanted to see some gameplay. But like, we kind of got sidetracked here. Uhm
(Dans laughing looks strange)
what is that fucking M.Bison
(Arin laughs)
As Eggman they call me...
Doctor Robotnik
(Arin makes weird sounds)
Yes!
YES!
they just like draw the cover and they were like, hey, um, you drew two Sonic's, uh that's whatever just print it
We're, print it who gives a shit it's too late. Look at this hands. Who's this?
I don't know, I'm sorry. Why am I in this I messed up your order
I messed up your order (laughing)
jee
Whoa, ha ha!
They have a completely different artist for every fucking, it it sure looks like oh man oh god they're ba-ack
(even more uncontrollable laughter)
Sonic kids!
They're bachk
I I think this is just gonna be the whole episode, I it might have to be
It's just so, who's the walrus? Oh look he's playing he's playing Sonic Adventure on his Dreamcast, I don't remember a walrus (Sally's Holding A Chun-Li Doll)
uhegh (walrus noise)
I'm Doopee the walrus, who's the tiny guy tiny guy thst tails is like holding what the fuck I think it's like a dah OH!
(wheeze)
I don't know! I don't know either
Jesus it's it's giant 48 pages. Yeah. Yeah
Well, that's two and one was it how expensive was it? Let's find out it waaaaassssss
two twenty nine wow dude for a giant 48 page supersonic special, that's a fucking steal. I don't care who you are
Yeah, especially when they're ba-ack
Whoa, dude, oh my god guest starring Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
ohhh man
fucking yes, please. You think they got into some high jinks. Of course they did. It's fucking crossover chaos
(Arin does the HA HA's)
He's shredding on that fucking guitar, that's how he winks
ahahahaha
They just color his eye blue! oh my god!
there's no eye lid
HAHAHAHA
It's just his it's just his iris
Smooshing into another shape and then his eye turns blue
He's got a he's got like one of those fish, you know, like the fish have like the (slurp noise) like the lizards
Yes, that little eyelid that flies over also again to Sonics
Why is this happening? Well, yeah, I mean he's clearly the more important character in this
crossover chaos, could this be another thing like
I'm here, I'm here, excuse me
im also in this
Who's the fucking anime guy the anime guy this guy hidden under Amy
Oh, I think it's like a portrait on Sabrina's
wall
why am I here. Oh, yes it is. Yes. It is. Good job. I think it's a girl. Oh my god
Whoa. All right who is this, hold on, who is this Minx right here. I'll be right back.
ha ha ha ha ha
hold on lemme just take a picture with my phone
(laughing followed by cries of pain)
KILL ME
(clapping, knee slapping or dick slapping)
I think that's to call Jesus, oh my god, that's her foot. I thought she had a large red nutsack
(Arins laugh not sounds like some kind of bird)
Yeah look at my nutsack!
Her leg is like going into this pipe. Yeah. No wonder I didn't fucking, I didn't that didn't register correctly at first
Hey whose comic is this anyway? he ha!
woah!
God another giant 48 pages, did they just like forget to write something and yeah, it feels that way doesn't it?
Maybe that's where the barcode was Oh gotcha. Yeah
This is a pretty standard. Hey kids. Hold on. Let me turn my head
Zonic here what to present you a Sonic & Knuckles story, that will be sure to leave you beside yourself
This is Zonic. Oh my
God
They just scrubbed the deviant-art barrel for that one
They really did
What should we name this alternate universe sonic? Oh, man I dunno. Oh wait, I do know!
Wait, just a gosh. Darn second. woah dude, blur hand
titty-fucking Christ there been ninety six
Giant pages in the last two issues alone tails does not look okay
He has like a five o'clock shadow.
(Arin the silly boy laughs again)
(low moans and groans)
Ah this is the best thing we've ever done on this fucking show
Are you kidding me?
WOAH, OH MY GOD (also clapping and laughter)
oOOoOoHhHHh
HA x10
ah I can see forever! (more laughing)
ohh
My
oh boy!
God
Look at Robotnik (loud nrrrrr)
He's all teeth that looks like one of the fucking frames from one of the Halo Reach cartoons I made
oh my god
Where they're like deformed and disgusting. Yeah. Look at Sonic's hands Wow, eww
you wanna eat my sausages
I got five of 'em. Oh my god, this is so weird, ooh, ooh baby. What the fuck is that thing?
I don't know. Oh, it's such a nightmare
Hahaha, I could probably jerk off to it. I'm the one who drew all the comics
I'm the video game boy. I'm the one who wins
when did I say that?
That was in stick fight
and its the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard
Ok these which ones knuckles mouth. Oh god...
hahahaha
I Mean
No matter what. I say, I feel like I'll be wrong.
I think it's the top one. I don't know dude, you think and then you look at it and you're like, um?
Yeah, the other ones definitely more where a mouth would be or maybe there's no mouth and it's just kind of like cheek dimples
Yeah, yeah, he's just chewing on some fucking tobacco. Could I get a little more uvula on Sonic please?
ahhhh
God damn all they needed was like some action lines surrounding it
yeah, I feel like it just needs to be a boxer in there like
fuh-pider fuh-pider fuh-pider fuh-pider
Oh Tails
That's beautiful she's is Christ I was I was just gonna say everything else is so nice and then you get to Tails
and you're like, uhhh
what is going on, we couldn't does he have to bow ties on
I don't think he has a single bowtie on, what's the green situation? I think that's whatever is behind him
Oh, you're probably right closers skinny-ass shoulders, that's just his fucking chicken neck
haha oh god, uh
yEAh
Look at golden sonic, who's rabbit girl? Oh, that's um,
What the fuck her name, with the fucking bionic legs? Yeah. She's got a she's got like a country accent. She's like, hey y'all
really?
Yeah, I think her name's just bunny. Dude she is like she's like the Robocop of the Sonic universe
She got blown apart. I remember I had a crush on her more than I had a crush on Sally. Is that right?
no!
hahahaha
She's cute. Can't lie. I don't I don't like cartoon animals
What is like okay, what I liked it so so much earlier than it was ever called furry
Stuff
I just thought
I AM TOTALLY INTO FURRIES
Sonic. What, I mean, Sonic, I just called you sonic, its okay (laughter)
Dan, yes, explain to me what's going on here? Well, I'll tell you Arin
That's Hal 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey.
like what is happening here
I don't fucking know is that an eye?
I think it's an eye. It can also be a mouth. I think the blue thing is a nose and it's like a robo mustache
You see  what I'm saying I do but
but I ahhh
What am I looking? Oh, yeah, maybe maybe yeah, maybe that's his nose the blue thing the blue bulb is the nose, yeah
it's just got a big fucking
Chester Ray Arthington mustache (?)
hahaha
This is this is the true
Lord of the Rings third book. Yeah. Yeah, actually
I remember this, if you if you really want to read the true story that the Tolkien exclusive, yep
This is what you want, oh they're ba-ack again. Oh, this is the beginning
I think we skipped, yeah, this is yeah we're way back we've been here Wow. Well, that was an episode. Oh, yeah, we went we went on a journey
Jesus fucking christ. Sorry we promise we'll play this game, but man, it's just oh god
I just can't do this anymore
This is this is so good. Thank you for joining us on this unexpected adventure. Thank you to whoever sent this too us my god
Sonic the Hedgehog firsts, what does that mean? I don't know
that was the woah
woah!
We got real comics in here, oh this is from the beginning look how doofy he is, and not edgy
That's that's not the edgy Sonic I've come to know and love
Wowll
(he said wow and well at the same time)
Robotnik follower her by using her, what, we got a kill her!
he could take over her body at any moment
hahaha, I like this panel of Sonic right here
bop!
(More of Arins uncontrollable laughing as well as slapping)
I told you once I told you a thousand times my hand farts with a pop. Are we mice or men?
Neither
(laaaauuuuuggghhhhhiinnnggggg)
My point is that, what the fuck I know I know anyway, what's up with that?
What's up with the (wheeze) he ran out of room writing zoom?
So he just wrote Zoo and then stuck the M on after the feet. Where?
Oh shit yeah!
Look at that
Fuck that's where's feet are shit.
I gotta say you didn't really put much effort into the feet either
You just drew a Cinnabon and then a starburst around it, they're just gonna put these out like every week.
Yeah, there's forty-eight giant pages, you gotta fucking you gotta give some credit. Yeah. You're probably right
hahahaha
All right, all right actual next time on game grumps, yeah, I'm having too much fun right now, this is pretty amazing.
ugh
Boy, oh, alright see ya Bwang, Bwang!
(chuckle)
Y'all can call me bunny y'all can call me buns
Just don't call me bugs or call me late when it's time to defeat Robotnik.
Oh my god, really and what can you do?
Well, geez (this took way too long)
