 That's very impressive.
Yeah, it was really awesome.
And one time the musical guest
 was Nirvana, is that correct?
Yes, and I didn't know --
  What a fun turtleneck.
  What a fun turtleneck.
I was the king of turtlenecks
  back in the day.
And obviously
  they were great.
 Nirvana was great.
But if you've ever hosted
"Saturday Night Live,"
 the dressing room's
about this far apart.
   Uh-huh.
And every time
they opened their door,
  I got this
mushroom cloud of pot.
   Do you yourself
 smoke pot?
   I have smoked pot
five times in my life,
and it did nothing for me
  but make me want
to eat potato chips.
Did you try watching
   an episode of "The Nanny"
  while you were stoned?
'Cause that's really
  the best thing you can do.
Is that the girl with
the wicked whacky voice?
  That's the girl
  with the whacky voice.
   First of all,
I'm not their demographic.
Now, when you were on "SNL,"
  you sort of, like, spoofed
 the guys
  from "Inside the NBA."
Yeah, that was cool.
I mean, any time we get a chance
to make fun of Shaq,
you know, we got to do it.
  Uh-huh.
  That's you playing
   Shaquille O'Neal.
  That's me -- Yep.
 Can I see
   your Shaq impression?
[ As Shaq ] I don't -- I don't
  know why they just
 don't get the ball
   to the big man.
[ Normal voice ] What?
