(light music)
- Did you really drag us
out to the creeper woods
in the middle of the night?
- We need to free the
villagers being held captive.
Plus, I wanted to show off my new threads.
- Geez.
Look how many zombies there are!
- Wait, why does he get a helmet?
- Excuse me, coming through.
Pardon.
- Hey, there's one of the villagers.
Let's free him!
- He's just sitting in that wooden box.
Can he not just get out?
- They're heavily guarded.
Look at all those skeletons.
We're going to have to
sneak up on him and--
- Hey guys, save me please!
- Get them!
- Oh God, how are we going
to kill all those skeletons?
- Well, I don't know if you knew this,
but you've had a huge block of TNT
floating over your head
for about 25 minutes.
(explosion booming)
- Thank you, brave heroes.
Now, I will fight along
your side with honor.
Sike!
- Oh boy, emeralds.
Ow!
Did you just headbutt me?
- Yeah, dude.
Helmet.
- All right, something
tells me we're gonna have
a long night in creeper crypt.
Well, that lasted about five minutes.
- Can we just free the last few villagers
and get out of here?
- Oh God, another skeleton!
- Your days of causing
pain are over skeleton.
Ow, my face.
- Oh no!
I'm in a sticky web of emotion.
- Spiders.
Well, like all insects,
they're actually helpful
to our ecosystem.
Let's let them live and move on.
- Wait, can't you free me?
- Sorry, you're not a villager.
Hey, mobs, catch.
- Oh man.
What a nice night.
You know, I'm glad I came
out for a walk in fresh air.
This is a new beginning, Michael.
(explosion booming)
- All right, the last few
villages should be right up.
What the?
Pork Chop?
- Yep, I freed the villagers.
I'm the hero now.
- Wait, what about that one?
(villager moans)
- Oh yeah.
I didn't want to get near that one.
The eye patch, I don't know.
I thought maybe he'd try
to touch me or something.
Well, we're out of TNT.
I don't think there's any way we're
getting through there alive.
- Yeah, I'm just gonna
drink this shadow potion.
You guys have a good time.
I'll see ya.
- Seriously?
Screw that guy.
- Don't worry.
My time with those spiders
will finally pay off.
Spider pig.
- Is this really how
we're ending the episode?
(air whooshing)
(triumphant music)
