Welcome back everybody to the 100 Baby
Completionist Challenge with..
Cleo Dewott who- Where'd she go?
Hey.
Miss?
We found the ingredients. I found them off camera.
Of course.
Of course! Obviously.
Uh, and then, uh, the Ambrosia is here.
She just needs to eat it.
And it looks like moldy cheese?
It doesn't look appetizing at all,
but if it's gonna bring you back to life..
Uh, whatever.
Mmmm, that looks really appetizing.
Where does it go?
You're transparent.
Does it just fall to the seat?
Oh!
Oh, there we go!
Oh, how do you feel? I bet that feels so much better.
You're alive again!
We brought her back. Yes!
Oh, please promise me that you won't die again.
Please. Cuz you die again, I'm not- I'm-
You're not coming back from that one.
I'm just saying.
Alright, now that we're back and ready and able,
we need to immediately start the baby making process again.
Alright? I invited our friend from earlier
that didn't work.
It's gonna work now. Trust me.
"Try for baby with Jo."
It's time.
Alright, now don't disappoint me.
There better be three kids in there.
There are zero kids in there.
You gonna try that one more time for me?
Why does this keep happening to me?
Why do I attract weirdos?
[GAME CHIMES]
♪ Ohhh, yes ♪
Oh, it's been so long since I've heard that wonderful notification.
Now okay, get out of my house now.
Go be naked somewhere else.
Alright, I really hope that you have..
triplets in there so that we can..
You know, get back to..
The productivity that we had before you died.
That'd be really cool.
But, I guess in the meantime..
we're almost done with this.
She just needs to make three more legendary knittables.
I'm just gonna have her make more onesies
since we're gonna have babies anyways!
We can dress 'em up as we please.
I have to say though, uh, the psychedelic ghost
colors were pretty cool, but nothing beats just- You know
typical skin and bones.
She's glowing, folks.
Alright, she's apparently incapable of making legendary
knits now.
So, that's a positive.
That's really good.
I definitely wanna do the, uh..
I'm doing the pet-
Oh, it's Mother's Day!
I'm doing the pet aspiration next
as I said in the last episode.
Just cuz, uh..
Romeo's kinda impeding our progress.
So, I'm gonna need him to collect me some Feathers..
and then be on his way. If you catch my..
If you're pickin' up what I am saying.
I think I underestimated how long this would take.
People keep knocking over my garbage can
and then I can't pick it up.
I'm wondering if that's a glitch?
I lit- I can't. This is just here..
and it's stinky and I don't like it!
Yoo?
Yooo?
Oh, you did it. Yes!
It took like three Sleep Replacements and..
every single baby onesie, but you finally did it.
You finally finished The Lady of the Knits aspiration.
Holy crap!
Took a min, but we got it.
Can you feed the cat please?
Speaking of the cat..
We're moving on, alright?
That's the Nifty Knitting stuff pack.
We're done with that.
I'm glad cuz I kind of got sick of..
watching her sit in that chair for hours.
So, we're gonna do Friend of the Animals next.
I think it's Romeo's turn.
We're gonna do this.
Uh, get some Romeo screen time and he's gonna collect
me all of the Feathers..
that we need. There's like, 20 Feathers in the Feather collection.
We've already done half of this.
"Be friendly with an animal 12 times"? That seems..
fairly simple.
Where are you, Romeo?
Let's be friends.
Oh, he's poopin'. Alright.
Give him a minute, I guess.
Alright, why don't we like, marathon this?
Let's just do 12 nice things..
all at once.
Romeo is getting his affection today!
He's gonna be a happy boy!
Look at that face.
Both smug and adorable at the same time!
We're so close.
No, Cleo! We're so close.
Come on. Give him a little kiss.
Give him a little smooch on the top of his bald head.
Oh, there we go.
We told him a- A nice joke and he had a good laugh.
Okay, you can go to bed now.
Just stop complaining to me.
Oh, our need plummeted because we were talking to the
cat so much.
What do we gotta do now?
"Be friends with five animals"?
Where are we gonna find those?
My game doesn't spawn animals.
No seriously, where are we gonna find..
four other animals to be friends with? There's no way.
"Successfully train out two misbehaviours." Uh oh.
He already has like, a good amount gone.
I guess we could tell him to stop climbing on the counters-
Yuh-
Exactly.
Exactly what I'm talking about.
You're in big trouble.
Okay but, how do we get the Pet Training skill?
Cuz that's a skill right?
Can you do that with a cat cuz she hasn't even like..
She hasn't even picked it up once.
You would think after having Romeo for so long..
Like, almost 10 episodes..
we would have at least one point in it, right?
I guess not.
"Gone into labor"?
Oh, my God- Oh, I moved the camera as if I would be
able to zoom in on the notification.
Cleo!
You can't eat that fish.
Oh, I know I know you really want to eat that fish
but, like, you kind of..
have stuff shooting out of you right now.
Oh, you better have triplets or I swear to God.
Please be triplets.
We got a baby girl?
What number is this?
46?
♪ Oh, we're a little behind ♪
♪ But, that's okay ♪
I'm gonna name this one Skylar.
Another girl.
I'm just gonna randomize for something good, okay?
Just gonna do "Ah-lee-ah", but spelt like this.
That's fine.
Come on, baby number three?
Oh, am I a joke to you?
Are you kidding?
Cleo, you have so much room
in your uterus.
How could you do this to me?
Dress the baby in a onesie.
Oh, my God.
Who's this one?
This one's Skylar.
I'll put her in something blue.
She gets to be put in something blue.
Put it in the damn onesie.
Thank you.
Oh..
my God.
It's not much, but it makes them look..
better. [LAUGHS]
It makes them look better and at least like,
something else is going on with them.
Oh yeah, keep an eye on Romeo.
Oh look, he's doing exactly what I..
God damn.
I'm gonna warn you.
Warn you good.
You will not be on a counter ever again after today.
He didn't listen!
How..
Okay? You live under my roof.
Alright, I know where we can find some animals cuz
this seems to be the only place where animals
actually spawn.
So, let's meet some..
Oh, my God.
We can have an animal party!
Oh, hello sir.
Who are you?
Austin Clemons.
Good enough for me.
You know, I have an agenda.
I got a backlog I gotta make.
Oh, I should have brought Romeo. God damn.
I forgot.
Come here, Romeo.
Just, uh..
Eh, just hang out. I- I'm a little busy.
There are like, sick animals, uh..
[LAUGHS]
Dying and waiting to be treated, but..
Uh..
I kind of need the..
vet to treat me instead. How 'bout that?
There we go.
Forget the animals.
We're going back to our primitive mindset.
Oh, but that cat is adorable!
[SIGHS] We missed it.
I would have much rather befriended that cat.
Hurry up.
Alright, thank you for your service.
Hold on a second.
"Romeo's been sprayed by a skunk." Gross!
[SIGHS] Of course he did.
That's what happens when we leave him to his own devices.
Who is this?
Oh, look at this little puppy!
His name's Bear. Okay.
Let me just, uh, meet your pets so that I can
kidnap them later..
for my own reasons.
We just need to meet four of them, right? We gotta..
We just gotta log them in this little book.
Alright, Romeo's doing some weird
gymnastics on this counter, but uh..
I'm gonna yell at him about it again.
Why won't you just drop the counters?
Are you gonna do it again? You son of a..
Romeo.
He learned to not scratch on the furniture in like,
two seconds.
But now it's taking him forever to not jump on the counters.
Look at this kitty!
Julius?
Add him to my collection.
Whoever you are.
He's gonna be my cat soon.
Alright, I just need to meet one more.
I just need one more to spawn.
Cleo.
You're not gonna meet 'em in there.
Oh, right there, right there, right there, right there!
Oh, look at that guy's sick-
Sick haircut. Oh, my God.
Rose?
Beautiful.
What a fine specimen.
Alright, we got 'em, boys. Let's go home..
Romeo.
Oh?
"Yikes! Romeo was bitten by a squirrel"?
Well, that's what he gets.
He's being a little bitch lately.
Alright, invite over all of my new friends.
This is..
Aw.
Oh, it's gonna be lovely!
Who are all you people?
Oh, here they come! Here they come!
Yes!
They're hanging out.
I don't know how this is going to work.
I don't know how pet parties work.
We have to become friends with them?
"Be friends with them." How long does that take?
I don't even know who's animals these are.
I just took them.
I just stole these animals.
Oh, my God, but they're adorable!
How come the pets don't spawn in my game?
It makes me really upset.
Oh, that was actually really fast.
Alright, let's work on Bear now.
We don't know any doggies.
Oh, he's a little nervous.
He's a little nervous, but that's okay.
Oh- Oh, my God. We are an animal person because this is..
easy.
Did you know that trait- That..
Bear is Hairy?
I didn't even know for a second.
Oh, I think Romeo is getting a little jealous.
He's hiding behind the bushes..
watching our every move.
Oh! Okay well, they're eating his food, so I guess I would-
And they're throwing up everywhere. Ew.
Alright. Okay.
Hold on a second. [LAUGHS]
This might have been too much too fast.
Oh wait, I can train the dogs even though they're not mine?
That's pretty..
That's act- I shouldn't- I have no..
I have no room to, but I'm- I'm gonna
do it anyways.
What if they don't leave?
You know how Romeo just like, never left
when we invited him over?
What if they just- None of them leave?
"Cloyster just became acquaintances with Bear."
Well, I'm glad everyone is getting along.
This party has been..
extremely fruitful and she's having a blast.
Oh, you know what? They are leaving.
They are leaving me. How..
After everything I've done for you guys.
Hey, don't play with that..
pile of dirt?
Romeo, what is your deal?
Oh, he's mad at me!
He's mad at me for hanging out with other animals,
I can just tell.
Now he doesn't want to listen.
He's going out of his way to sabotage my aspiration, okay?
That's what's happening.
Oh, my God. I forgot we had babies. [LAUGHS]
It's been so long.
It's been so long that I just forgot!
Please go take care of them before they perish.
I'm sorry, you guys aren't as cute as animals and you
never will be.
Romeo, get off the damn table!
[GASPS] Oh, my God. He actually-
♪ Ohhh, he actually learned ♪
Thank you. Sweet Jesus.
I gotta catch him in the act of doing something else though.
Unless I can teach someone else's animal.
Might have to do.
Uh, these are all of our Harvestables by the way.
I've been keeping 'em nice and neat
on this dumb ass table. It looks so bad.
But, we have most of them.
We're missing a lot of the Granite Falls stuff.
And a lot of the rare stuff
is through grafting, I'm figuring out.
So, we're gonna have to..
We're gonna have to go out of our way to experiment with that
later because we already did the Gardening aspiration, but
I just thought I would show you guys cuz
I tend to forget to show off this room sometimes.
But, if you're ever interested. I do have a link..
to a Google Doc..
that I always put in the description.
If you ever want to look at my Collection progress
because I don't really..
show it off.
It's there. Feel free to take a look.
It's color coated and everything.
Alright, we didn't quite make the, uh,
friend cut with Rose, so we gotta bring her back.
So that we can get that last one.
And then, I need to teach someone a behavior.
Could be Romeo or not. I don't know.
He- We've taught most of them to him.
So now he won't be doing naughty stuff.
He's also sick.
He's dying!
See, it says I can- I can teach her to do something.
Why don't we teach her how to sit and see what happens?
You're not my dog, but whatever. It's not my problem.
Are you okay?
She's been hanging out with animals too much.
Oh, now she has the Pet Training skill.
Alright. Okay. That's good. That's good.
[GASPS]
She did it!
This is good though, cuz I was reading the Feather collection
and you have to have a certain Pet Training skill to tell cats
to go get Feathers.
But, you can't like, train cats.
So, I have to steal someone's dog..
to be able to tell my cat to
genocide the local wild life,
so I can put their Feathers in my collection room.
Come on, Rose. You can do it.
Come on. This is the most simple of tasks.
[GASPS]
Give that girl a treat!
Romeo, this isn't about you anymore, okay?
I have other friends. Please get over it.
She got level two Training? I don't if it's gonna let-
I don't know if it's gonna notify me if she learns the trick or not.
Because she's not technically our dog.
So, they might actually be in this
hellish loop forever.
Oh, "Rose learned how to sit." Oh, my God!
Amazing.
Change your life.
Hold on a second.
[SIGHS] I can't.
Oh, I thought about the implications.
She was gonna leave..
We're not friends yet and I was gonna add her to the
family for like, a second.
But, then I-
The implication of me adding her to the family and then
removing her would mean that she now becomes homeless.
And I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
Oh, there we go. Okay, finally.
We have five animal friendos.
Oh, I love it.
Alright, we need to teach one..
misbehavior, but, uh..
Romeo's being a good boy, so I don't know
what to do- I mean, I have this mod.
Where I can control animals. Can I tell him to like..
do something bad?
Alright, I have the perfect crime.
But, he has to do it on his own.
I don't know if he's gonna do it though.
Oh, we got some birthdays you say? Alright.
Alright, uh, we got a lot going on this episode, but that's okay.
It's good- Good progress because we
got no progress in like, the last three.
So, I'm fine with that. You get to be Silly.
Oh, Aliah- I was like, who is this?
I don't know her.
Age up please- She's about to burst..
again, by the way.
And Skylar is Fussy.
Alright, I invited over all the animals again because with like,
seven animals running around there's bound to be one
of them doing something bad, right?
Let's see if they pass my test.
They're all leaving!
Oh, you can't tell me that they're..
You can't tell me that they're all well behaved.
Oh, my God. Romeo..
Oh, he fell for my trap!
He fell- Cleo! Cleo.
He's doing it. He's being a bad boy!
Go yell at him.
Stop playing in the trash.
Romeo.
Look at me when I speak to you.
[SIGHS] Don't be a bitch!
[GASPS] Oh, you did it! Oh, my God.
Oh, it was a little delayed, but..
he did it. Jesus.
He stopped. Oh, my God.
Yes!
On to the next.
Alright, I think that's gonna be it for this episode.
I'm gonna take him to the vet and he's also stinky.
He's had a long day.
But, we got a lot of progress done.
We made our backlog and I'm gonna assume-
She's gonna have a baby, like..
probably, immediately in the next episode.
So, look forward to that.
And then we'll continue this animal aspiration cuz it's
been a lot of fun. I've had a lot of fun
hanging out with my little animal friends.
So, I'll see you guys then in the next episode.
Goodbye!
♪
