We're on the top floor
at the Folketeateret.
We're going to rehearse
a dance with our Polish friends.
We do this every week,
why is that?
-We're going to dance.
-The opening act.
The Poles have to do it,
just like we do.
This will be their first encounter
with an audience.
So they have to know their stuff.
-Ready, boys?
-Yeah.
Say hello to Thea.
This is our choreographer.
One... You do it the other way,
towards him.
-From the top.
-I miss the joy they must feel now.
And out. One, two, three.
Don't go up and down.
Stay on the same level.
It's like you're...fucking with...
You "fyot" up, hands down,
and then "fyot"...
Yes!
Sorry! It's good!
One, two, and three, and four.
And one, and two,
and three, and four.
Turn! Turn! Perfect!
Later, we show them
the main hall at the Folketeateret.
Here, we brief them on
how to host a show.
-Audience.
-Oh my God.
It's a little bit scary.
It's my first time on a stage.
You're the main host.
In the middle.
-Okay...
-Pretend to be a talkshow.
Three, two, one...
Good morning, good night...
(Speaks Polish.)
Do you know
any English at all, Bårdek?
I...tomorrow.
That must be great,
let's have a look.
Say it to the camera in the middle.
"Let's have a look."
I'll start the clock.
Ready?
-Ready, steady.
-1,30 from now.
Have you heard about
the thunderstorm Tor?
-Yesterday.
-Let's talk about this.
-What do you think, Callek?
-I have thunderstorm in my toilet.
-In the morning.
-My father taught me about life.
Eight seconds!
Thank you very much, that must
be great. Let's have a look.
Perfect!
Ylvek, you performed very well now.
But when we come to 16th February,-
-you'll have a big audience here.
We need to see how
you do with audiences.
Tonight, we've booked a gig for you,
at a stand-up club.
-Great.
-Very good attitude!
I like it. But do you mean it?
No.
Good luck tonight.
-Thanks, guys.
-No problem.
In a few hours, Ylvek will be doing
their first stand-up performances.
They must decide
how to entertain the crowd.
-Hey guys.
-Hey, what's up?
"Dr No!", and he walks off,
muttering "you cock".
Thanks very much.
There are three of them,
let's welcome them to the stage.
This is Callek,
doing stand-up for the first time.
Hello... Wait, wait, wait.
Do you stand, or do you sit?
My name is Jacek.
This is the first time
I'm holding a microphone.
A guy goes to the bar...
When I'm hugging...
With a girl.
My face...
Touch boobs.
Thank you very much.
Very, very, very much!
BIOVISJON AS
Trygve Lie
