From playing guitar naked to farting during
a test, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
more of the best true stories from our subreddit
about something weird we’ve been caught
doing. I’m Pringle, and I’m Nixxiom and
today we’ll both be narrating!
Number 10 was submitted by JCwhiterabbit Danger
Dolan
When Dolan was about 7 years old he was in
the garage at his grandma’s house and found
some dolls. Dolan was rather curious because
he’d never played with dolls before. Everything
was normal until he decided to take off their
clothes. He then chopped the dolls into pieces
and accidentally cut himself. Dolan’s grandma
then walked in to see if he was all right.
When Dolan turned around he was covered in
blood, crying his eyes out with a naked broken
doll in his hand and pieces of other dolls
everywhere else. Due to all the embarrassment
he also “made a mess” downstairs. Dolan
passed out after that, either from blood loss
or embarrassment. His grandma always changes
the subject when he brings up that incident.
Number 9 was submitted by Galaxy_Kat Shima
When Shima was about seven years old, she
was staying at her best friend’s house.
They got bored and decided to start a fire
in her driveway, just as it was getting dark.
Her friend grabbed the dad’s lighter he
kept outside and gathered some pine needles.
They saw some rocks around her basketball
ring and decided that they were the right
rocks for the campfire. Shima gathered up
the pine needles into a group and had the
lighter ready. Her friend brought the rocks
over one by one until they had the perfect
campfire circle. They started the fire and
were happy with their creation. If only they
had been smart enough to realize that the
rocks were the only things keeping the basketball
ring from falling over. It then fell all the
way down smashing into her dad’s truck.
The alarm on the truck went off and they both
screamed. Shima tried her best to put out
the fire while her friend got the basketball
ring off the car. Shima was still in the process
of stomping out the fire when she saw the
dad standing there, just staring at them.
Number 8 was submitted by ssourbelts Zaraganba
Zaraganba was bored one day, and wanted to
go upstairs. He rolled off the couch, laid
down on his back - grabbed his iPad and Wendy's
burger - then started scooting his way to
the stairs on his back yelling "MAKING MY
WAY DOWN TOWN". Suddenly, his mum cut him
off. Zaraganba had forgotten that she was
sitting on the couch because he was so into
scooting his way to the stairs.
Number 7 was submitted by TianaRose1 Pandora
When Pandora was 13, her friend asked her
to watch some “dirty stuff”. At first
she said, "Hah… hah… What kind of question
is that? Of course not." He just glared at
her, begging her to watch it with him. She
watched only two minutes and was already feeling
awkward, and trying not to gag. Her friend
said, "Be right back, Pandora. Stay here I
need to use the bathroom." She nodded and
was about to get up to get a snack when she
felt someone watching her. Pandora turned
around to see her friend’s sister standing
there holding a cup of milk, looking at the
screen. At first Pandora wondered why but
then realized the "dirty stuff" was still
on. She looked from the sister to the screen,
trying not to sweat. When her friend came
back and saw the scene he just stood there,
staring at his sister as she looked at both
of them with her mouth dangling open. Without
saying a word Pandora grabbed her bag and
slowly walked out of the door.
Number 6 was submitted by M3ntalHippoz GhostToast
When GhostToast was about 8 or 9, at about
11pm (which was past his bedtime), he walked
into my parents’ room. They asked him what
he was doing but he didn't respond. GhostToast
then proceeded to pull his pants down and
pee in the trashcan. He was sleepwalking,
but instead of waking him up his parents just
laughed. They never let him forget the incident.
Number 5 was submitted by InsaneKittycat SpinalPalm
When SpinalPalm was 10 years old, it was extremely
hot and so he took off all of his cloths and
started to watch YouTube. His dad shouted
for him to practice guitar, but SpinalPalm’s
door was closed so he couldn’t hear him
playing. 5 minutes later, he came into the
room to see if he was practicing and what
he saw was SpinalPalm, totally nude, playing
his guitar. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" his dad
shouted. He screamed back "I WAS HOT! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING!?!." His dad tried not to look
at him, and walked out of the room.
Number 4 was submitted by Jordon22123 Cid
When Cid was 4 or 5 he took some peanut butter
out of the cabinet and started to rub it on
his feet, as his dog would lick it off every
time. Cid thought it was hilarious but his
mom didn’t see the funny side. She came
out of her room and said, "if you do this
one more time I’m going to take away all
of your toys." Cid never did it again... Or
did he?
Number 3 was submitted by BoeShire Hellbent
Hellbent was in "the act" with his girlfriend
when he was young and she said she wanted
him to wear a dress while they "performed."
Hellbent hated the idea but loved her a lot
and owed her for something. A week later he
obliged, and wore the dress. While they were
in the middle of things, her dad walked in
on them. He could never look his girlfriend’s
dad in the eyes again. To this day Hellbent
ALWAYS makes sure the door is locked.
Number 2 was submitted by Lava_Squad SweetCommando
When SweetCommando was 10, he was in a math
class taking a test. It was completely silent
- like, ears ringing, hearing the pin drop
on carpet silent. At one point, his stomach
started cramping and gurgling, and he felt
as if he had diarrhea. Then, it happened…
In the dead silent room, SweetCommando let
out the loudest fart of his life. Another
teacher even came into the room to see who
had snuck in a tuba. It was definitely not
his grandest moment.
Number 1 – What’s something weird I’ve
been
caught doing?
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Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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