-Alright. Name.
-Dwight Schrute.
-Thank you, Mr. Snoot.
We will let you know.
-You have to interview me.
-I just did.
The answer to that one question
told me everything
I need to know.
-I demand more questions.
-Alright, guys, good day.
A lot of candidates.
Let's discuss.
-Okay, if you're not gonna
interview me, then I'll do it.
-Yes.
-What will be
your first priority?
I will have seven
first priorities --
safety, profits,
fostering a community
of self-reliance
and entrepreneurship,
listening,
respect for human life,
bolstering our public image,
and getting everyone home
on time.
Dwight, let me be frank.
In an accident
that no one can blame you for,
an antique gun was discharge
while you were acting manager.
How are we ever
to trust you again?
That's a great question.
I am going to institute
a strict no-firearms policy
for this office that extends
to myself, as well.
Wow. All of my concerns
are disappearing.
-Thank you, Dwight.
-Thank you.
You'll be hearing from us
shortly, Mr. Schrute.
And I think you're gonna like
the call you're
going to receive.
Oh, come on.
I'm just happy
that I got this meeting.
[ Door closes ]
-Well, that was quick.
-[ Exhales sharply ]
Very, very interesting.
And you know what?
I'm impressed.
-He's not a real candidate
-I don't know, Jim, 'cause
makes me think about something
that my grandfather used to say,
which is that sometimes the hand
that jumps out of the grave
and grabs you around the throat,
that is the hand
that you want on the wheel
-You took the deal.
-Yeah, it was a great deal
-That's not okay.
-I don't know.
Dwight seems like
a great leader to me,
and I look forward
to the personal perks
that he promised me privately.
What do you think, Toby?
-Well, we could try him out
for a little while.
If it doesn't work out,
you know,
maybe one of us could,
you know, step in.
-What is happening right now
