James: wow love ya for that. K. K ready?
Ian: Wait, What are we gonna say
James: Ready
Ian: what are we gonna s-
James: I know I'm just let it come
Ian:I don't like  it, I don't like this at all
James: Ready, 1 2 3 hi sistersss
hi brothers
I'm James
and I'm Ian and welcome back to brother and sister
James: sister and brother
Ian: brother and mister
Conspiracy theory, it's the Mandela effect. We started off as sister and brother and now we're back to brother and sister.
I don't like that at all.
That was good
Its brother and sister.
Do you know what the Mandela effect is?
No, well I do but-
You're gonna do an episode about conspiracy theories and you don't even know what the Mandela effect is?
This episode is the conspiracy theories
*bloop*
Hey, what's up you guys
What the-
That's how Shane starts his conspiracy theory videos, You're a mess
I don't watch Shane Dawson
Sorry
Shane, sweetie. I am so sorry for the disrespect.
I'm also sorry Shane
James: So for this episode of brother and sister today we're gonna be talking about one of the most requested topics literally of all time since we started this series probably
Ian: Wait, this was requested?
James: Yeah, you guys really wanted us to talk about conspiracy theories and Ian was
really really excited about this.
Ian: I just like that It's like spooky and you have to like think about it.
James: Yeah, I mean I do love thinking
Ian: I don't like thinking
James: yeah weird that this is how this is working out but
James: My favorite classes in school were always ones where you could apply like logic to them
James: So I'm a very very factual and receipt based person, like I only believe something if I like see a happen, I don't really like conspirac- conspiri-
Ian: Conspirisize
James: Conspirisizing?
Ian: Mmm-hmm.
James: Is that a word?
Ian: yes
James: Consp- no, its conspiring
Ian: that too
James: Scared.
Ian: For me, I like to believe that there is extraterrestrial life and there is advanced technology and stuff that we don't know about our government.
Ian: Just because I find that interesting to me
Ian: Because It's like you don't know so you have to think about it.
James: Okay, so let's just dive right in then, what are your favorite conspiracies?
Ian: okay, there's aliens
James: You think there are aliens?
Ian: big foot is a thing
James: um... *sigh*
Ian: And the government has advanced technology to do honestly anything we asked for it.
Ian: We could be flying right now, we could be teleporting we could do anything right now.
James: Okay, I low-key... agree with all three of those
Am I a conspiracy theorist, Hello. Okay, aliens, kinda fun.
Ian: I hundred percent believe that they're real
James: make me a believer
Ian: Okay, cuz there's many sightings of... spacecrafts
James: yeah, well, they could just be planes or helicopters.
Ian: Yes, they could be planes, but government never backs them up, they let it be
James: Yeah, which is proof that it would be a plane
Ian: No
James: because why would a government say oh it's a plane
Ian: because-
James: if anything if they were trying to cover it up then they would say, oh it's a plane.
Ian: Because there's literally hundreds of videos of aircrafts. No one has any idea what they are the government has never shown aircrafts that look like that.
James: Wait. Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa
Ian: I don't know what you want from me.
James: Like I also low-key feel like there could be other life-forms out there. You know what I think about quite a lot?
Ian: What
James: don't be rude. Earth is like a planet and we're in the solar system but like Earth is like minuscule.
Ian: oh, there are many more planets with life
James: Let me finish
Ian: I'm finishing it for you
James: You know what? I've done that quite a lot of times on this series for you.
James: Earth is so small in comparison to all the other planets like in the solar system like we're like here and everything else is like here.
James: But the solar system itself is still tiny in comparison to like space that goes on forever
Ian: Mhmm
James: So there's definitely life out there. And you know how I think we're gonna come in contact with them?
Ian: how?
James: We have been like going through evolution and stuff
Ian: right
James: Oh, is that a conspiracy theory, evolution? No.
What happens when aliens invent the Internet on another planet? Are the Internet's gonna connect?
Ian: Wait, woaaaaa
James: Yeah, I think about this all the time. What if we're like on Twitter one day
Ian: And you see an alien like, sup
James: yeah
Ian: I don't like that, like one day we'll just be sitting in our house and we'll see like a three million foot long Ethernet cable fall down from the sky
Ian: and plug into a computer than the aliens would be like, "boop, we're here"
James: yeah, like they could like selfie like
Ian: like, squad.
James: yeah
Ian: Like they're gonna say like swag and dope and all of that, and we'll be like "oh, you're late to the party"
James: Yeah, they'll be behind in like 2090 and they'll be like "swag" and we'll be like, oh no girl that was 2012
James: Also, other conspiracy theory, the way space travel works, it takes like billions of years to get anywhere in space
Ian: that's...
James: Crazy, why? Speed up like press the gas a little bit harder on your spaceship. I don't understand
Ian: It's definitely possible to go faster
James: Wouldn't it take us like 50 years to get to Mars?
Ian: Yeah, but it's
James: Probably not that many years
Ian: But the government has the technology to do that, they just they don't want that because then I think the technology get to advanced on earth and people can become overpowered
Ian: Mind blown
James: I'm scared. I do think that there are definitely like advancements that we're capable of making that are being stopped
Ian: 100 percent
James: like there is Definitely a cure to cancer
Ian: 100 percent, there's a cure to every single disease
James: Yeah, we've been researching up forever
Ian: ya, there's a cure
James: and there's still no cure No, because the cancer industry is like a billion dollar- Industry "promise I'll be the cure"
Lady Gaga's the Cure, this just in actually. What other technology do you think they're holding us back from?
Ian: I think, cloning
James: Well, cloning's already a thing
Ian: I know but I mean they to a different extent like if you died right now the government could literally take a part of your DNA and make a brand new one of you, so people would never die.
James: Do you think that's how like JLo's still here?
That's I think many people-
James: She looks too good.
Ian: I think the moon landing was fake
James: Why?
Ian: Because the government wanted to catch up with Russia
James: We think we faked an entire
Ian: Yes
James: world event just to beat out another country?
Ian: yes
James: That's me in the beauty industry
Ian: That's literally the USA
James: Wow. Oh my god! Oh my god!
James: What if like every other planet literally has like life on it and we just like literally don't know because we've just been taught otherwise
Ian: Yeah there probably does, but the government does know, but they just won't tell anyone. Bigfoot
James: I do not think he's real
Ian: Back to the aliens
James: That sounds kinda fun honestly not gonna lie
Ian: ok back to the aliens
James: Hello daddy
Ian: Did you just call bigfoot daddy?
James: Ya kinda fun. Like throw me into the Ice Age. Hello.
Ian: thats the abominal snowman not Bigfoot
James: Well, no like oh, yeah, like pick me up with like your hairy claws and like throw me against the tree
Ian: okay...
James: Well, there's been like legends and like fairy tales around Bigfoot forever. But like nobody's ever seen him or like caught him on camera
Ian: Ya there is, there's videos all over youtube
James: No but they're not, they're definitely fake.
Ian: What? How are they fake?
James: Easily, you know I could order a Bigfoot costume on Amazon Prime within the next 30 seconds and have it at our house tomorrow to record a video
Ian: Mhmm, who's gonna be bigfoot? Who's that big? Who the heck is 10 feet tall? No one. I 100 percent think bigfoot is real.
Ian: Do you think Tupac is dead?
James:  I don't know
Ian: he was a rapper back in the day and he apparently died.
James: yes, I know this
Ian: but, there's also been mad sightings of him... like
James: What?
Ian: Of like someone who looked exactly like what an older version of him would look like
James: I mean maybe  I do think what that's quite often like the life of like a celebrity can be really crazy sometimes and I've always theorized like would it be possible to die, and like people
Ian: think you're dead
James: Think you're dead. But then like, finish the rest of your life like in disguise and like try to live as a normal person.
Ian: ya, 100 percent
James: Do you think people have done that before? OMG, should I do that? No
Ian: Probably not,
James: Probably not
Ian: Welllllllllllllllll
James: maybe
Ian: Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh, no
I want to go to jai- Hmm. Let me be careful how I finish that sentence
I think it'd be so fun to like go to go to jail, but like not actually go to jail
Ian: No, see no, I agree with you
James: And then I want to escape
Ian: I want to go to jail one of my friends like in the same cell, and have like a month and a half, and we have to escape somehow.
James: Yeah, like a like a real-life escape room
Ian: Yeah
James: but I like don't want to actually go to-
like I want it to be real, like a real prison with real guards, and other scary...
Ian; Probably not, i don't want the scary men
James: whoa, i mean like it kinda would be fun
Ian: Ya I know what you want to say, you want to go to a prison and try to escape but you don't want to go to prison for doing anything wrong, It's like a game.
James: ya, bingo! But like actually there, like actually-
Ian: [mocking James] Bingo!
James: Shut up! Let me finish but then like actually try to get out.
Ian: Yeah, that's what I just said
James: Like that would be so fun
Ian: like 3 minutes ago
James: Ok, so one of the biggest conspiracy theories that I actually do know about and find very very interesting is the theory that all
James: Like all "A" list celebrities are in the Illuminati.
Ian: Yeah. So are you
James: What? I wish
Ian: Why do you say sisters every single video everyday of your life?
James: Cuz it's my brand
Ian: yeah, the brand of the Illuminati
James: What?!
Ian: yeah
James: What do you think, is like the checklist for joining the Illuminati? And how do we get that?
James: I want to join, like I'm down.
Ian: What does the Illuminati even mean?
James: I don't know
Ian: [mocking James] I don't know
James: I think you just like sell your soul and then you're just like in it
Ian: Ya but do what? What what does it do?
Kinda fun
James: They rule the world
Ian: Okay
Chris: I think James is playing dumb because he knows more
James: I can not confirm or deny this allegiance
James: Who do you think is in it?
Ian: Madonna
James: Mm-hmm
Ian: Lady Gaga
James: Mm-hmm
Ian: Jay-z, Beyonce, Rihanna
James: Mm-hmm
Ian: All those type people like the Beatles, well the Beatles are dead.
James: Those are all the music people.
Ian: Ya
James: Probably the Kardashians and the Jenners, love that for them. Drake..
Ian: ew
James: OOH, Taylor Swift, she probably leads the entire Illuminati.
James: So we just did some research, famous alleged illuminati members: Angelina Jolie, Oh, tea,
Ian: I don't even know who that is
James: What?
Ian: dude I don't know just continue-
James: Angelina Jolie, Are you kidding
Ian: Is she an actor, probably?
James: yes, actress
James: Britney Spears. Oh, yeah. Definitely
Ian: Britney, bitch
James: Kim Kardashian, yep,  Halle Berry
Ian: I have no clue who that is
James: Oh my god
Ian: Who the heck is "Holly" Berry?
James: an iconic actress
Ian: I don't watch movies with these people.
James: I want to join the Illuminati
They're just a group of people that are on the earth that are very powerful and very smart and very wealthy and they just rule everything that goes on.
James: Yeah, that's so fun.
Ian: I know
Ian: But you're not rich enough and famous enough to be there yet. Maybe one day
James: Wow, really bring me back down to earth on that one, Ian
James: what if I like started a new one like a social media Illuminati?
Ian: I don't think that's how that works though
James: Oh, well, I guess I just announced it so I can't do that anymore
Ian: Ya, you're stupid
Ian: Global Warming, what are your thoughts on it?
James: Definitely real, do you feel how hot it is in this room right now
Ian: That's cuz we have lights on us
James: It's global and it's warming, I'll tell you that right now
Ian: This is a weird topic.
James: Do you think it's real?
Ian: No
James: You're kidding.
Ian: What's so real about it?
James: The earth is getting hotter and hotter and hotter every year
Ian: yeah well why?
James: Because the polar ice caps are melting
Ian: That made no sense, I asked why it's getting hotter you said because the polar ice caps are melting. What is what is the reason of it getting hotter?
Not the polar ice caps are melting which is causing it to get hotter. That's what you just said.
James: Am I crazy?
Ian: Am I stupid?
James: You're dumb
Ian: No, but I asked why is it getting hot? And you said-
James: yes because the ice caps are melting
Ian: The caps are melting because it's getting hot
James: think about it, when the ice cubes melt in your water, your drink gets hotter
Ian: yes, that's... So what's getting hotter the water? That's making the whole world hotter?
James: Yeah, the planet is 70% made of water. So yes, absolutely that's what's making the planet hotter
Ian: Yeah, but how are the ice caps melting?
James: because it keeps getting hotter!
Ian: But how is it getting hotter in the first place?
James: Because human beings are using a lot of resources, and producing fires, and producing electricity
Ian: This is not true at all
James: This is true
Ian: No
James: yeah, we're producing greenhouse gasses, and therefore-
Ian: You know what else is green and doing this? Frickin Aliens
Ian: Sitting up there with a big ol' lighter, burning us
James: I think it's time for this episode to be over Ian
Ian: all I know is there's a big old green alien up there in his spaceship with a big old bic lighter and he's letting he's lighting us on fire and warming us up
Ian: Therefore global warming's not a thing
James: Right
James: All that being said, I think that's definitely enough conspiring for today's episode
James: I was not really believer in any of these going into this, but-
Ian: I made you believe
James: I don't know about all that but kind of sounds fun to like think about these things
James: kind of often and probably need to join the Illuminati.
Ian: Yeah, probably seems kinda good and fresh
James: Yeah, Like hit me up with an invite like my business email is in my instagram bio and my answer and my like let's do lunch see if I'm fit
Ian: Okay
James: Obviously though all these conspiracy theories are just fun and games. None of them are confirmed
James: None of them are denied
James: It's just fun to think about these things and definitely leave us a comment down below and let us know
James: What are your favorite conspiracy theories? I actually now I'm kind of low-key interested, so I definitely want to be doing some research
James: Let me know what I need to know about what's going on in the world that I should be aware of
Ian: if you guys do believe in aliens or think Bigfoot is a thing then please give the video a thumbs up and hit that big red subscribe button
James: No Ian, you should have everybody give it a thumbs up
James: If will even these conspiracy theories or if you don't believe in these conspiracy theories give this a thumbs up
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Ian: That was very robotic
Ian: If you guys like the follow you my conspirathist journey
James: Conspirathist?
Ian: If you guys want to follow me on social medias they are all IanJD12, my youtube is Ian Jeffery
Ian: I'm overheating right now, this is also a conspiracy
If you'd like to follow me on my makeup and conspiracy journey,
James: You could follow me on instagram and twitter, they are both just James Charles, and you can also follow me on snapchat, for more behind the scenes type stuff is James Charles with an extra s after Charles
James: Find out how we can join the Illuminati together
Ian: Yeah, alright guys, thank you so much for watching, and we're gonna go hang out with our alien friends and probably hit up bigfoot later.
Ian: See if he wants to go bowling or something.
James: Tea
Ian: We'll see you later
James: bye <3
