(Every caption that doesn't have a name attatched to it is MeLikeBigBoom.)
I think if we recognize the problems that went last time, we can be more...
...well equipped for this time around. So we need to rob the bank.
Josiah: Yes.
They've got gold in the safe. I want the gold.
Josiah: Yes
!!!!11!!1!!!
...Jesus Christ.
But last time what were the issues-
So, I... I couldn't grab the pager, that was stupid, that was just Payday
Josiah: Ehh, no you just suck.
And then there was the- the teleportation, well we fixed that.
We downloaded this locomotion mod that makes the- (loses focus because the mod is so good)
This is so much better. I cannot believe it.
Okay... and ummm
That's it. That's both of our problems!
So I think we can just.. I think we can just run in and just.. rob the bank.
Okay, so first thing we have to figure out where the safe is.
There's the safe
And...
There's a security guard (beep) Shut up!1!
Where's the security office?
Where's...
Josiah: Over there.
uhp.. Hi.. Umm
That's the bank manager.
Ummm
There's the Security office, that's super easy, this door is shut.
Okay
Hi..
Umm
Hello
Umm
And that means that this door over there must be open, so...
We need to kill the manager and get the security.. card.
Josiah: The card might be in his office, which is directly to your l- like right there pretty much
-Card here..?
Yes, it is!
Josiah: Can- Do you have the skill to grab it? Try to grab it.
Josiah: No you don't have that skill-
No I do not.. okay.
Josiah: But you know where it is!
Um... he left
(Message from the caption person, i have no clue what either of them said, have a nice day)
Josiah: Okay... just, you can try to sneak your way to the card... right now.
Should I put the m- okay
So I'll put the mask on and then..
Josiah: Yeah
Josiah: Put your-
(Interrupted by H3H3 or Ethan): MaSk
Oh yeah, I forgot I got a suppressed pistol which will make things a lot easier now
Pew Pew
Pew Pew
*STRUGGLE NOISES*
Police Guard: FREEZE
*SHOOTING INTENSIFIES*
*RELOADING*
*EMERGENCY ECM JAMMER*
*ALARM NOISES*
Josiah: HahaHa- Dude the page- the pagers are on!
Alright, we- we can- we can do better. We ca- *WHEEZE*
Josiah: Security office is over here
Dirty.
Josiah: Just see, if the- oh wait, look, That's the- that's the guy right there
Yeah the bank manager right there?
Josiah: Yeah
Josiah: Go see if the card is there. If it's not, it's on him. And if it's on him just murder him.
Josiah: It's on him, MURDER HIM
(Discovers something new) Oh, you click it. Do you hold it? Is that how you sprint?
Josiah: Yeah
Hold it, sprint- oh shoot
Oh!
Josiah: *GASP*
Hello
Josiah: (wtf does he say to begin this sentence)
Josiah: Here's what you do, you break the camera right now and then kill the guy
(MeLikeBigBoom's FaZe Clan montage)
Josiah: You better hurry, there's a guard coming
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
That was..
Josiah: Grab the keycard.
Josiah: Ok now get ready there's a guard coming.
Alright come around the corner (translation: come fight me noob)
Josiah: Grab your melee
Grab my melee?
Josiah: Yeah! Shank him!
Stab and shoot. Stab shoot. Ssssstab shoot. Stab shoot- Or shoot stab?
Josiah: Stab shoot
Okay, stab shoot
Josiah: Now
STAB SHOOT
That worked amazing! Wow.. ok
Uncle Ethan: I don't feel safe control. I think that we need to ditch our guns for swords...  GREAT Swords... Wouldn't that be badass?
Radio Person: Ohh I see... I see.
Radio Person: Okay, that checks out.
Okay that checks out
That was probably pointless to bag him.
Josiah: No it's actually good- no, nonono, but it behind it. Because if a guard actually does come..
Yeah.. I thought it would make a good ornament.
But this guy, what should I do with this guy?
Josiah: Ehh, leave him.
Actually I have an idea.
(?)
(OH GOD WHY)
Should I shoot the camera?
Josiah: Nooo because then everyone in the lobby will know
Josiah: You just- you literally- you have to walk up and use your key card on the door
Josiah: As quick as possible
Well i'm just gonna sprint in
(BANG BANG SKEET SKEET)
*HEAVY BREATHING*
Josiah: *GASP* Now, now, go! Pop Pop Pop! Bang Bang Skeet Skeet!
Uncle Ethan: Oh, I think my battery's running low. I'll have to replace it after my shift
Radio Man: Oh, just a second, let me check that.
Josiah: Are you not able to bag him up?
Josiah: Yeah, you don't, ok so go all the way around right now
Josiah: You have to find the last guard.
Josiah: And then you're gonna put down an ECM and kill everyone.
Josiah:But you have to find the last guard. He's on the other side, I bet.
Josiah: Go. Run around right now
Josiah: Not that way.
Josiah: Outside, boi
Well, why would he be outside?
Josiah: No, you run to the other side of the bank.
But- then i'm gonna be leaving this guy.
Josiah: It's okay, but if you do this quickly
Josiah: Oh shoot.
Josiah: ECM NOW.
Josiah: Go upstair- go around. All the way around. Cause that is the guard.
Josiah: Get ready
Josiah: Dude, you better get ready to just... get your gun and shoot all the way across this..
Josiah: Take the shot, take the shot now. Now's your chance!
Guard: STOP IT!
*BANG BANG*
Josiah: Get ready, the pager is gonna be delayed slightly.
Josiah: Now
Uncle Ethan: *Yawn* Aw man, I'm tired..
Josiah: Listen to what the guy tells you.
Josiah: Listen to it, word-for-word.
Radio Man: Man if that pager goes off again, i'm gonna have to sound the alarm. For real.
Josiah: What'd he say?
What?
Josiah: What'd the guy say?
He said, somethin somethin somethin... i'm gonna have to sound the alarm
Josiah: One more time, that means that there's no more guards.
*HEAVEN MUSIC*
*GASP*
*GASP PT.2*
Jesus Christ!
Josiah: Yeah I know, it's a heart attack.
Josiah: But now listen up. Here's what you gotta do, you ready?
There's no more guards!
Josiah: Yeah
There's no more guards!
I killed the bank manager, I killed that guard, there- there's no one left!
Josiah: Yeah, but no no no
All I have to do is I have to just drop a grenade in the lobby and i'm good!
Josiah: No, hold up. First, quietly kill the people in the back. So don't go that way.
Okay, alright.
Josiah: Here, go down that stairwell.
Josiah: Kill him.
*BAYUM*
Josiah: Now someone's up behind that wall I bet
*HUMMING NOISES*
*BAYUM*
Josiah: T- Kill the tellers, now. You gotta run.
No they didn't notice.
Josiah: Go through that door and just kill 'em
Josiah: Kill everyone, now
(way too lazy to caption this whole part. sorry)
HOW COULD I-
*FRUSTRATION NOISES*
I-
Was there anything I could've done Josiah?
Josiah: Not really *WHEEZE*
Josiah: Not really anything at all!
Josiah: Just get- Just git gud
Just git gud
*monotone* Where are the police officers..
Where are the police officers.
Josiah: There they are..
Josiah: Wait are you surrendering?
Josiah: Are you surrendering?
Jesus Dragan!
No!
No! I'm sur-
What have you done!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Arrest me!
Arrest me, it wasn't me!
It wasn't me.
You can arrest me!
You can arrest me.
I'll just, I'll get in the back.
*BAYUM*
Josiah: You killed them
No I didn't
Huh, we're done!
We can just rob the bank now.
Josiah: But- Dumbo? Bimbo? Boh Boh n' Oh Boh
Huh.
What?
*some sort of laugh*
*GASP* It's open!
Doo do do Doooo (victory noises?)
Well that's simple enough
Gimme!
Gimme!
How much are we talking here?
Hundred seventy seconds, okay
I can work with that
Hila- every time, she just has to know what i'm doing!
Why her? Why- Wh-
Watch, if I walk over here..
And I start sniffing the flowers. Give it 20, 30 seconds and she'll show up
Look! LOOK AT WHAT I SAID. LOOK IT! What- what's so special about the painting Hila?
Hila?
Hila?
What?????
I guess she just really likes the paintings here.
Clearly, sh-
*FRIGHTENED* I'm sorry- I can put it back- I can put it back. I can- I can put it back
I can put it back... I'm sorry Hila.
*HAPPY NOISES*
AND AH BA BAAAA
*Beautiful Singing*
Come on Hila, let's go!
Get the HeCK back there
Grab the money!
That's it?
Josiah: Yeah
$517,000????
Gosh, we're talkin Lamborghini Aventadors, each and every single one of these Hila!
Look at this!
Look at this!
I swear to god she doesn't care about anything!
Nothin but her stupid paintings.
(Every caption done by Fly2Freedom. I spent three hours on this. You're welcome.)
