 You are a Dungeons & Dragons
dungeon master,
   and we've placed
  life-size cardboard cutouts
of popular strong guys
   at the other end
 of the stage.
  You have 45 seconds
 to use these
  oversized, multi-sided dice
 to knock over
 as many of them as possible.
   But you will have
 to earn your weapons
by answering questions
   about Dungeons & Dragons.
 You will be judged on
the following three factors --
   constitution, dexterity,
and initiative.
 Jared Logan,
are you ready to play?
Let's do it!
 Let's get 45 seconds
 on the clock.
Let's begin.
Name any of
the original three classes
in Dungeons & Dragons.
 Uh, cleric.
   That's correct.
 Cry havoc!
Yeah!
   What 1982 movie
 starring Tom Hanks
  depicted a man --
   "Mazes and Monsters."
 Give me the die.
 That's correct.
  You're overrated!
Who are the dark elves
who dwell in the Underdark?
 Those are the Drow.
   That's correct.
 All right!
   Gah!
Good, good.
   Yeah!
   Name one --
I feel like this game mocks
  my weak arm strength.
Name one of the creators
of Dungeons & Dragons.
   That would be Gary Gygax.
That would be Gary Gygax.
   I want a Hemsworth blood!
  [ Buzzer ]
 That's time.
  Gah, gah!
   Ah! Ha!
Jared,
   how do you think you did?
  I --
   Melissa Joan Hart has already
 stolen your moment.
   That's true. Yeah.
 Go back while Casey
 gives you a score.
  -All right.
  -This is my new boyfriend.
