JEREMY: [reading] You look good while you have a bad cold, and float?
GAVIN: [giggling]
JEREMY: [reading] sneezepool.com
JEREMY: Hm.
RYAN: That's a different person.
RYAN: We still haven't seen Gavin's answer.
JEREMY: Ah.
JEREMY: Phlegm-boyant.
JEREMY: Damnit! Ahh...
RYAN: Ahhh...
RYAN: [growling] Hey guys we're 
playing Dead By Daylight.
MICHAEL: Yeah.
JEREMY: How's it going?
JEREMY: I like that one Gav.
GAVIN: [giggling]
MICHAEL: New DLC.
RYAN: Yeah, it's Flesh & Mud.
GAVIN: So who's the kill-zer?
RYAN: I am.
GAVIN: Alright.
MICHAEL: Ryan Haywood?
RYAN: I'm the hag!
MICHAEL: I haven't played this game in a-
GAVIN: You shlag!
RYAN: I'm gonna-
RYAN: I've nothing left but my hag.
GAVIN: [reading] Addicted to the hokey...pokey?
MICHAEL: Ooh.
RYAN: Yes..?
MICHAEL: Here it comes...
[GEOFF & RYAN LAUGHING]
Geoff: That's way better than your shitty one.
JEREMY: Alright, here we go.
GEOFF: [still laughing] That's great Jeremy.
JEREMY: Thanks p- oh.
GAVIN: What's a hokey pokey?
GEOFF: SHUT UP!
JEREMY: [singing] You put your right hand in,
MICHAEL: Hey Geoff's back everybody!
RYAN, GEOFF, JEREMY: You put your right hand in, and you shake it all about,
GEOFF: I was in a video, I was in Eleven Little Roosters.
JEREMY & RYAN: [still singing] You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around,
RYAN: That's what it's all about, Gavin.
JEREMY: [singing] USB aimed at Gav.
GAVIN: Gah!
RYAN: Well, that's between our desks forever now.
GAVIN: Hokey cokey?
RYAN: No, the-
RYAN: Stop putting things between me and Michael's desk!
MICHAEL: Yeah.
MICHAEL: Did more shit fall in the crevice?
RYAN: Yeah, yeah.
RYAN: There's more shit in the crevice now.
RYAN: There's like a water bottle, 
MICHAEL: Ok, well,
RYAN: ...there's a whole war back-
MICHAEL: Hey! Careful of that sweet cup
GAVIN: We're in the game!
MICHAEL: - we got on the bookshelf there.
RYAN: God I-
GAVIN: AWWW!
MICHAEL: Geoff is fuckin' just winging 
tonnes of shit at Gavin.
RYAN: I have some serious scoliosis goin' on here.
MICHAEL: Good thing we got the facecam going.
MICHAEL: I actually forgot.
JEREMY: Oh, yeah. Hi!
RYAN: How do I make this a thing?
MICHAEL: I don't think you have to say hi,
JEREMY: By the way, I'm playing as Ace.
JEREMY: -the new survivor.
RYAN: Wonder how many of these I can do.
MICHAEL: Holy shit.
[GEOFF THROWING DEBRIS AT GAVIN]
MICHAEL: Dude, there's all kinds of shit goin' on.
RYAN: Alright, ALRIGHT!
RYAN: Y'know...c'mon!
MICHAEL: It's like a fuckin' warzone.
MICHAEL: Ryan is slowly approaching 
Dad-mode right now.
GAVIN: Ah it hit my back!
JEREMY: Ryan!
GAVIN: Is that a battery?
MICHAEL: And Ryan's already whacked Jeremy.
GAVIN: [laughing] God he threw a battery!
JEREMY: I was watching Gavin.
RYAN: I know, there was a lot goin' down there.
JEREMY: I'm in trouble.
GAVIN: That could've killed me.
GEOFF: Wishful thinking.
JACK: I don't-
RYAN: Damnit!
MICHAEL: So are you the new killer Ryan?
RYAN: I am.
RYAN: I'm the hag!
RYAN: Haggin' it up.
RYAN: Like a rum ham.
RYAN: I don't know why-
MICHAEL: I don't know why the fuck a rum ham would be like a hag, but yeah.
RYAN: Jer I messed up where you are.
JEREMY: No Ryan please.
MICHAEL: I saw Jeremy run-
MICHAEL: What in the fucking-
RYAN: Ahh, you saw my thing!
MICHAEL: -cunt was that?
RYAN: You saw my thing!
MICHAEL: Yeah what was that?
RYAN: I made a thing!
MICHAEL: What the hell was that, like a trap?
JEREMY: Oh did you put down like a-
RYAN: AHHHHHH! Were you scared?
MICHAEL: Um..
JEREMY: [laughing] Were you scared?
MICHAEL: No...I was like, surprised.
GAVIN: So what does this old hag do?
RYAN: Y'know...she puts things down.
GEOFF: She puts totems down.
JEREMY: She lays traps.
MICHAEL: What in the fuck do the totems do?
GEOFF: -that have negative effects.
RYAN: Well, no I don't have any of the perks.
GEOFF: You should've watched the video.
RYAN: I can't do that.
RYAN: What I can do is put down little like 'AHHH!' traps.
MICHAEL: So how does-
GEOFF: Hey Laurie Strode, what're you doin?
RYAN: They jump out, and make you go 'AHHH!'
MICHAEL: What triggers them?
RYAN: You just walk near 'em.
GEOFF: Laurie!
MICHAEL: Well 'cos I disabled one.
MICHAEL: But I don't know how that 
differs from the one that I exploded.
RYAN: You disabled one?
MICHAEL: Yeah.
RYAN: I've only put down one and it went off.
JEREMY: Maybe-
JEREMY: I think totems might 
be there from the start Ryan.
MICHAEL: Oh, I disabled a totem.
RYAN: Oh.
MICHAEL: Oh for the love of God, someone needs to turn Geoff down.
RYAN: I have no control over that.
RYAN: I totally don't see you.
JEREMY: Yeah.
RYAN: Is Geoff too hot?
MICHAEL: Yeah.
RYAN: Alright, I gotta hang this up.
JEREMY: You guys uhh...getting any generators?
GEOFF: [whispering] I'm just gonna talk like this for the rest of the Let's Play.
MICHAEL: ASMR Geoff.
JEREMY: AHHHHH!
RYAN: This'll show if they get close.
MICHAEL: Jeremy's already on a hook.
RYAN: Boy.
RYAN: That'll tell 'em.
GEOFF: Hm.
RYAN: So, you broke my thing?
RYAN: How do I make a new thing?
JEREMY: I don't know if you can.
JEREMY: Oh, that doesn't look good for me.
GEOFF: 3D print one dude.
GAVIN: Who's LittleWillyWan?
MICHAEL: Uh, that's me.
RYAN: LittleWillyWan?
JEREMY: Uhhhh, not looking great here.
RYAN: Hi Laurie!
MICHAEL: Oh Goddamnit.
MICHAEL: I heard you-
MICHAEL: Ok..well that was fucking incredible.
MICHAEL: Please make sure you cut to my screen there.
JEREMY: What happened there Michael?
MICHAEL: I ran into a tree for like, three seconds.
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
GEOFF: D'you guys think the uh-
MICHAEL: Yeah. No joke.
GEOFF: that like the monster invaded a 
generator mechanic's, like-
MICHAEL: Yeah.
JEREMY: He's got Michael!
RYAN: [singing] And then you hang them on the hook!
MICHAEL: No, Geoff, It's a generator's training yard.
RYAN: [singing] That's what it's all about!
RYAN: [still singing] You put the right shoulder on,
JEREMY: I'm dancin'!
RYAN: And then you hook it real tight!
[GAVIN SCREAMING]
[GAVIN SCREAMING]
RYAN: [laughing]
GAVIN: What the hell was tha-OHHH!
RYAN: Hey, you found my thing!
GAVIN: God, that...ohhh!
MICHAEL: I already mentioned that earlier.
RYAN: I like that that's a thing.
JEREMY: That was pretty funny.
MICHAEL: That was way more of a reaction.
JEREMY: That was pretty funny.
JEREMY: I knew it was there Gavin.
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
GAVIN: You did? Why didn't you warn me!
GAVIN: I didn't even watch the 
video, I don't know what's going on!
JEREMY: I don't know.
JEREMY: Because of exactly what just happened.
RYAN: That was pretty good.
GAVIN: Awh..
GAVIN: My heart!
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Hey what're you plantin' there?
MICHAEL: Hey what're you doin'?
RYAN: I'm just rooting around in the dirt.
MICHAEL: Hey he put a thing down in front of me, just so you know.
JEREMY: So Ryan did you get a blip 
when that happened?
RYAN: Uh...yes.
MICHAEL: Somebody's comin'.
RYAN: I don't see you, but I see where-
GAVIN: AH-SHIT ON MY PENIS!
MICHAEL: I told you!
MICHAEL: I did tell you.
RYAN: Does it stun you or anything?
JEREMY: No he's just scary.
MICHAEL: Not really.
MICHAEL: It like, one second-
GAVIN: It looks at me and then I spit.
RYAN: Ok.
MICHAEL: 'And then I spit'?
RYAN: Not as useful as I would've liked.
JEREMY: Hey Ryan.
RYAN: Hi.
GAVIN: Yeah I gozzed all over the-
RYAN: I'm gonna have to put-
RYAN: -put you back on that hook.
JEREMY: I don't want to.
RYAN: I'm not-
JEREMY: I don't want to Ryan.
MICHAEL: Yeah thanks for saving me boy.
GAVIN: Yeah, did it work?
MICHAEL: Yeah I got away.
GAVIN: Ah sweet!
RYAN: Yep.
JEREMY: Ryan I don't want to!
RYAN: I know you don't want to.
JEREMY: Ryan!
RYAN: I know.
RYAN: Look, you gotta-
MICHAEL: Jeremy here's what you should do-
MICHAEL: Get away!
RYAN: You're so close to a hook.
GEOFF: Generators taking fucking forever.
JEREMY: OH RYAN!
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
RYAN: Yup. There it is.
RYAN: Y'know what I'm gonna leave you, once I put you on the hook?
RYAN: A present.
JEREMY: Oh, no...not a little thing!
GEOFF: FUUUUCK!
RYAN: So whoever comes for you I will know.
JEREMY: Guys how've we only gotten-
JEREMY: -one generator?
GEOFF: Because I suck.
MICHAEL: We suck.
GEOFF: I suck.
JEREMY: Goddamnit.
RYAN: I've seen 'em exploding.
GAVIN: Has no one else done one?
RYAN: I'm gonna scratch this in the dirt for you.
MICHAEL: Well if you did one Gavin,
RYAN: I want you to see something.
MICHAEL: -then we have four.
RYAN: There you go.
GAVIN: I mean like, started one.
MICHAEL: Oh yeah, I have one almost done.
GAVIN: Sweet.
GAVIN: That's what we want.
JEREMY: I'm struggling.
JEREMY: And he drew a little picture on the ground.
RYAN: I did.
RYAN: There you go.
JEREMY: Ryan it's beautiful,
JEREMY: -I'd put it on my fridge if I could.
GEOFF: OHHH Christ.
MICHAEL: We just got two off,
MICHAEL: Nice.
JEREMY: Nice guys!
RYAN: Nice!
JEREMY: That's bad for me but that's great for the team!
MICHAEL: Oh I'm dead, I'm dead!
RYAN: Guess who I see!
MICHAEL: ACHHH!
[RYAN MAKING HAG SOUNDS]
MICHAEL: I ran back towards you.
JEREMY: Ohhhh boy- goodnight!
JEREMY: Goodnight sweet prince!
MICHAEL: Yeah, you guys are gonna wanna try and get Jermy.
JEREMY: Uh, no, that's not gonna happen.
RYAN: Oh I see a totem thing!
RYAN: Wait, how do I activate it over here?
MICHAEL: I dunno. You should check
it out and just look at it.
RYAN: I am gonna go check it out.
JEREMY: I'm gonna keep struggling though!
MICHAEL: You should just-ACHWRL-GAH!
GEOFF: [singing] Every day I'm strugglin'.
JEREMY: I'm gonna just keep on struggling!
RYAN: How do I...
RYAN: How do I make you a thing...
JEREMY: Never stop struggling!
JEREMY: Goodbye.
MICHAEL: Oh wow, I should've tried to escape.
MICHAEL: Cos I'm already struggin' as well.
MICHAEL: Laurie Struggin.
JEREMY: Goodbye.
GAVIN: Are you gone?
GEOFF: Is this the new map.
JEREMY: Oh yeah!
GEOFF: This is not the new map, is it?
RYAN: This is not the new map.
GEOFF: Ok.
RYAN: Alright who's-
MICHAEL: [singing] I'm strugglin', strugglin'
MICHAEL: Struggle, strugglin', strugglin', struggle,
RYAN: What do I do with it?
RYAN: Work!
JEREMY: You found a totem?
RYAN: Yeah.
RYAN: I mean, it exists.
GAVIN: Bye Jeremy.
RYAN: I don't know how to make it-
JEREMY: Bye Gavin.
JEREMY: Thank you for saving me one time.
MICHAEL: He's already dead, say goodbye to me.
GAVIN: Are you on a hook?
JEREMY & MICHAEL: Yes!
GAVIN: Geoff!
GEOFF: What's up?
GAVIN: Get Michael down!
GEOFF: Alright.
MICHAEL: Thanks Geoff.
GEOFF: No problem.
RYAN: I think..the totems are already a thing.
RYAN: Like, I don't think I can do anything.
JEREMY: Yeah I think they're there from the start.
JEREMY: But I dunno what they- you-
JEREMY: Oh, wow Michael.
MICHAEL: Ran right towards him!
RYAN: Really unfortunate for you.
MICHAEL: Damnit!
[GEOFF WHISTLING]
RYAN: Wait, did my thing not go off?
RYAN: 'Cos that makes me sad.
RYAN: I really- I made that for you.
MICHAEL: I'm gonna get got immediately.
JEREMY: Alright Gav.
MICHAEL: This is the end of me.
JEREMY: Gav's being the King of Generators right now.
MICHAEL: Goodbye cruel world!
RYAN: I am the King of fixing gennys,
GAVIN: Michael are you toast?
JEREMY: Michael's toast.
MICHAEL: I am uh,
MICHAEL: Full-on dead as you would call it.
JEREMY: Michael and I have just been getting rinsed.
GAVIN: Toastada.
RYAN: I see some scratchy-scroo.
JEREMY: I don't- no.
JEREMY: I wonder who was leaving those.
RYAN: Aaaand a person-doo!
GAVIN: That's bad!
RYAN: Hello!
GAVIN: That's bad for me boys!
RYAN: I've missed, I-
GAVIN: Oopsy-doos!
RYAN: I scratched your anus a little.
JEREMY: Just keep on goin' Gav, careful tho, because-
GEOFF: How's your anus Gavin? Does it feel scratched?
MICHAEL: Who've we got, Gavin and Juffrey left?
GEOFF: Hey Gavin!
GAVIN: Yeah.
MICHAEL: Juffrey!
GEOFF: Remember earlier when-
JEREMY: I wouldn't run as 
much as you're running Gavin.
GAVIN: What did you just damn say?
GEOFF: D'you remember earlier 
when I hit you with a battery?
JEREMY: Gavin-
GAVIN: Yeah.
GEOFF: That was awesome.
MICHAEL: Ok.
[GAVIN & GEOFF LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Fucking seriously?
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
JEREMY: Why?!
[EVERYONE LAUGHING]
GAVIN: What was that?
RYAN: I'm glad I got- I got to see that!
RYAN: That was amazing.
MICHAEL: That was unbelievable.
GEOFF: That's a first for me, I've never seen that before!
RYAN: You found each other, it- 
there's so many people to chase!
MICHAEL: That is why you ALWAYS
 do facecams in this game.
JEREMY: Goddamnit!
[GEOFF STILL GIGGLING]
MICHAEL: Fucking Christ!
MICHAEL: Dude-
JEREMY: Gavin, I'm gonna drop some 
knowledge on you too.
GAVIN: Yeah.
JEREMY: When you're holding shift and go into a cabinet, it makes a noise that he can see.
GAVIN: Are you kidding me?
JEREMY: No!
GAVIN: Oh!
JEREMY: I saw you sprinted into a window then opened a cabinet, both noises he saw!
RYAN: Yeah.
GAVIN: Ohh!
RYAN: It was quite-
GAVIN: I did not know that!
[JEREMY CHUCKLING]
GAVIN: Why didn't you ever tell me that?
JEREMY: And then Geoff peeked-
MICHAEL: I was watching someone, whoever got in the cabinet.
MICHAEL: And then as they got in, I 
switched to someone else,
MICHAEL: And watched them open a cabinet-
[ALL LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: - and I was fucking shocked.
MICHAEL: I was like *gasp*!
MICHAEL: There's a person in there!
JEREMY: A person!
MICHAEL: And then I saw Ryan standing there-
[GEOFF SCREAMS]
[GEOFF SCREAMING]
GEOFF: WHAT WAS THAT!!
MICHAEL: That was awesome.
GEOFF: That was fucked up!
RYAN: It worked!
RYAN: It worked so well!
GAVIN: It's scary, right?
GAVIN: It's scary as knobs, dude!
GEOFF: That was bullshit!!
JEREMY: I saw the whole thing happen!
GAVIN: [laughing] It's so scary.
[GEOFF CRYING]
RYAN: [laughing] These are fun!
RYAN: I like these now!
GEOFF: So did you transform back to me?
GEOFF: Or were you there the whole time?
RYAN & JEREMY: No!
JEREMY: It was the trap that he laid down.
RYAN: I didn't know that it was there.
RYAN: And it went off.
GAVIN: Geoff, wiggle off!
RYAN: I can see-
GAVIN: Wiggle off Geoff, I'm never gonna make it to you.
MICHAEL: Gav, you, uh...
MICHAEL: You need to find this trap door, son.
RYAN: So Gavin's right here then.
RYAN: 'Cos that was his 'I'm Lying' voice.
GAVIN: Geoff, wiggle off!
GEOFF: I'm tryna wiggle!
GAVIN: Wiggle all the way off!
MICHAEL: Ryan, every voice is Gavin's lying voice.
Ryan: It's true.
GAVIN: Stop stopping it!
GAVIN: Go all the way Geoff!
MICHAEL: Gav, you could do it.
GEOFF: OH I GOT OFF!
MICHAEL: Holy shit.
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
GEOFF: I GOT OFF!
GEOFF: I DID GET OFF!
[GAVIN STILL LAUGHING]
GEOFF: I wiggle-wormed off!
MICHAEL: Alright...he's-
MICHAEL: He's probably comin' for ya.
JEREMY: Why'd you call it out so much?
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
GEOFF: 'Cos there was a monster right 
there yelling at me!
GEOFF: It was scary!
RYAN: My trap went off.
RYAN: Well you really put yourself in a corner there.
JEREMY: Geoff...you gotta stop running!
MICHAEL: Geoff!
JEREMY: [laughing] You gotta stop runnin' Geoff!
GEOFF: As opposed to what?
GEOFF: [whining] Just laying down and dying?
[JEREMY & GAVIN LAUGHING]
GAVIN: It's like he was shouting 'I'm free!' 
before he was even at the end.
RYAN: Now you do have a limited number of these trap thingies you can put down at one time.
MICHAEL: Oh wow.
GEOFF: So when the thing pops up, 
is it incorporeal or is it real?
JEREMY: That's a long word.
RYAN: Oh no, it'll kill ya.
JEREMY: It doesn't do anything, it's just to scare you.
GAVIN: It won't kill ya! It just looks at you.
RYAN: I'm kidding.
GAVIN: Geoff, wiggle off!
MICHAEL: Yeah, you can pull yourself off again-
MICHAEL: -oh my god. No...
JEREMY: Oh wow.
GAVIN: Geoff wiggle off more!
MICHAEL: He failed.
MICHAEL: He can't.
GEOFF: I'm struggling!
MICHAEL: He's tappin'.
MICHAEL: He's already dead.
JEREMY: Oh- Ryan drew a...a doodle.
[GEOFF STRAINING]
RYAN: I gave you a doodle-doo.
MICHAEL: He's already dead...
JEREMY: Ryan doodled.
RYAN: Doodley doo.
[GEOFF ??ING]
[STILL STRAINING]
[STRAINING TURNS TO CRYING]
MICHAEL: Well Geoff...
JEREMY: Oh, Geoff.
GAVIN: Oh.
JEREMY: OHHHH!
RYAN: Hi Gavin!
JEREMY: Wow!
GAVIN: Uh..
MICHAEL: Guess you shouldn't have 
been waiting right next to the trap door!
RYAN: You were uh..trying to encourage Geoff 
to kill himself, is what you were doing!
MICHAEL: He did!
GAVIN: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know 
where the trapdoor was.
MICHAEL: He was waiting-
MICHAEL: -for you to die, Geoff.
GAVIN: Geoff doing everything he could to..
GAVIN: ...stay alive as long as possible..
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Yup.
MICHAEL: Wow, I can't believe he got you!
MICHAEL: I thought you had that!
GAVIN: Uh..damnit.
MICHAEL: Poor Grabbin!
JEREMY: That's a darn shame there Gavin.
RYAN: I want you to get off.
RYAN: I want you to get off.
GAVIN: Damnit!
RYAN: 'Cos so many of these will pop up.
MICHAEL: Nope, that's it.
JEREMY: Ahhh..
MICHAEL: That is it.
GAVIN: I could've got out.
GAVIN: Maybe.
GAVIN: Did you know where that was already?
RYAN: I did not.
RYAN: I just-it..something was exploding over near you.
MICHAEL: Damn!
GAVIN: What? Are you kidding me?
JEREMY: Oh, no, y'know what?
RYAN: I think if you sit still it may give you away.
JEREMY: If you stand still too long-
JEREMY: ..the sound starts going off.
GAVIN: What?!
JEREMY: Yeah.
MICHAEL: Oh, really?
JEREMY: Totally forgot about that, yeah.
MICHAEL: Oh really?
GAVIN: Is that just, in all games?
JEREMY: Yeah.
GAVIN: Awww penis!
GEOFF: Every video game?
MICHAEL: Dude...LITTLEWILLYWANGLE-
RYAN: Every video game.
MICHAEL: -sucked.
GAVIN: Oh, wangle.
MICHAEL: Yeah.
[RYAN & GAVIN LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Did it get cut off?
GAVIN: Yeah, it just looks like WetWillyWan or whatever.
MICHAEL: No, LittleWillyWangle.
GAVIN: LittleWillyWan.
JEREMY: So who's up?
JEREMY: Gavvy? 'Cos he lasted longest?
GEOFF: Yeah.
GAVIN: I'll do it.
RYAN: He lasted the longest by 
trying to encourage everyone else to die.
MICHAEL: It's true,
JEREMY: No he did run it, till the end.
MICHAEL: But he had to work.
GAVIN: I hardly ever find the trap door.
JEREMY: Also, Gavin did save me one time.
RYAN: I can't believe that Geoff got off.
GEOFF: Aw, I super got off.
JEREMY: Yeah you did.
JEREMY: Right- right into the moster trap.
GEOFF: I jizzed everywhere.
GEOFF: There was a monster right fucking there!
JEREMY: A trap, yeah!
RYAN: It's just a trap,
JEREMY: That's what Ryan was drawing on the ground.
RYAN: It doesn't stun you or do anything?
GEOFF: It can't hurt me?
JEREMY: It just- it just scares you, yeah.
RYAN: Oh.
GAVIN: Oh, what's this one gonna be. Hold on.
GAVIN: Um...
GAVIN: Something liquid..
GAVIN: N..no.
JEREMY: Oh, shit.
JEREMY: I spelt brake wrong, didn't I.
JEREMY: Is a car brake b-r-a-k-e?
GAVIN: Yeah.
GEOFF: Yeah!
JEREMY: Oh, nope, nope, nope.
JEREMY: Delete.
GEOFF: Restart, restart.
JEREMY: Oh well, I'll send it in anyways.
JEREMY: Alright, here we go.
RYAN: There you go. Nice.
GAVIN: Following a similar theme there, little J.
GEOFF: Do you just, uh-
GEOFF: Do you sit up all night at home, in your living room, and just think of these?
JEREMY: Uh, I found these once on my computer that I wrote a long time ago.
JEREMY: [laughing] At home..
RYAN: So, some other night.
JEREMY: Yeah, some other night, I did.
GAVIN: Ohp!
GAVIN: Broke my keyboard..
JEREMY: I was like, I'm a seasoned 
veteran, oh! Already done that one.
JEREMY: Crossed it off the list.
GAVIN: Oh was that a hit?
GEOFF: It hit my arm.
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
JEREMY: Was that a hit.
GEOFF: [reading] Rancid Abattoir.
MICHAEL: Fuck, now I wish I had my water.
GEOFF: I got some water.
MICHAEL: Yeah I know, I gave my-
GEOFF: I was just about to-
MICHAEL: I gave mine to Gavin-
GAVIN: So is the trap-
GEOFF: I was just about to throw my water at Gavin.
GAVIN: Is the trap visible?
RYAN: Uh..I don't know, you tell me.
JEREMY: Yeah, yes it is.
JEREMY: It's a little triangle on the ground.
JEREMY: But it's just like, in dirt, so it's hard to see.
RYAN: Hey, I found a toolbox.
GAVIN: Oh yeah! Nobody's..
how's anyone gonna see that?
GAVIN: So how many can be put down at a time?
RYAN: Uh, y...there's a number next to...
GAVIN: Nine?
RYAN: Probably, yeah.
JEREMY: Like, probably not in the whole match, huh?
RYAN: I think they regenerate.
JEREMY: Oh wow.
RYAN: Or maybe as they get used you get them back.
MICHAEL: Anybody doing any generators yet?
GAVIN: That must be it.
JEREMY: Nope.
MICHAEL: Damnit.
RYAN: I'm breaking a hook for no reason.
RYAN: I broke a hook for no reason.
GAVIN: What was that?
MICHAEL: I heard you do it too.
JEREMY: The hag is..
JEREMY: ..pretty fuckin' creepy looking too.
MICHAEL: Yeah she's..
GAVIN: You lookin' at me right now?
MICHAEL: She's wily!
MICHAEL: She's small.
JEREMY: I'm not looking at you 
right now, I just remember.
GAVIN: Dude, I am good at drawing triangles.
JEREMY: I'm gonna run into one of those and it's gonna scare the fuck out of me.
GAVIN: I hope so.
MICHAEL: They're not that bad.
GAVIN: So what do I do with the skull thing?
GAVIN: Nothing?
RYAN: Skull thing? I don't know.
RYAN: I..I guess that it's active?
GEOFF: Wh-you fuck!
RYAN: Maybe, I think you actually have to get the perks to make them active, to be honest.
RYAN: And there's a bunch of 'em on the map.
RYAN: It's not like there's just-oops- not like there's just one.
GEOFF: Alright.
MICHAEL: Damn Geoff!
JEREMY: Geoff's down.
RYAN: There he goes again.
GEOFF: Dickhead found me.
GAVIN: Hey-I, I'm not a dickhead Geoff!
GEOFF: Dickhead found me.
MICHAEL: Yeah, I think you are.
GAVIN: Oh.
MICHAEL: There's one genny.
JEREMY: Nailed it.
JEREMY: Ooh Geoff..no..
MICHAEL: Why you tapping spacebar Geoff?
RYAN: Yeah, don't do that yet.
GEOFF: [mumbling] I don't know.
GEOFF: Nah, I was doing A & D and then I-
GEOFF: -didn't stop.
MICHAEL: Oh that, oh ok.
MICHAEL: Heyo!
RYAN: Hey, there's another genny gen!
JEREMY: Hey Michael!
MICHAEL: Oh God, you scared the shit outta me.
JEREMY: Sorry!
MICHAEL: I thought you were him for a second.
JEREMY: [whispering] I thought you were him.
MICHAEL: [growling] I thought you were it.
JEREMY: Where do you think uh..his little traps are?
GEOFF: Well there's one right in front of me, and there's one immediately to my right.
RYAN: There's another generator.
JEREMY: Oh-wow.
JEREMY: Geoff.
GEOFF: It's not looking good.
JEREMY: It's gonna happen to me!
GEOFF: Where do these things come from?
JEREMY: Yeah, there it is!
GEOFF: I haven't even attempted escape and the fuckin'..
GEOFF:..spiders are already out.
RYAN: Well, they come eventually.
MICHAEL: Well, I mean, your health drains, slowly.
MICHAEL: When you get to half health,
GEOFF: Not that slow..
JEREMY: Gavin, that was scary.
GAVIN: [flubbing] ahre-it worked?
JEREMY: But I knew it was gonna..
JEREMY: I knew you were gonna hide one there.
GAVIN: Oh was it by a genny?
JEREMY: Yes.
GAVIN: Yeah.
GEOFF: Alright.
JEREMY: Geoff, how you doin'?
GEOFF: Not great.
MICHAEL: He's tappin'.
JEREMY: Ok.
RYAN: S-uh..is he there?
GEOFF: Pretty sure my lung is pierced.
MICHAEL: Ouch.
GEOFF: Feel like I'm taking in water.
RYAN: Blink- blink once if he's there.
JEREMY: He's there.
RYAN: Alright.
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
GEOFF: I'm uh..
MICHAEL: Did you see him blink?
JEREMY: I can just see Gavin and 
Geoff in the same frame.
GEOFF: Y'know Jack would yell at you for that.
GEOFF: He'd be like, 'You-you're 
ruining the spirit of the game'.
JEREMY: That was a scary noise.
GEOFF: Yeah.
RYAN: Wow.
GEOFF: Well, I'm dead.
RYAN: Wow!
MICHAEL: Goddamnit. Oh..and also,
MICHAEL: If he grabs me- hi how're you doin,
MICHAEL: That was foolish.
RYAN: Can't save ya.
MICHAEL: I ran in for ya Geoff,
MICHAEL: If he grabs me..
GEOFF: I'll tell you how I'm doing, I'm dead.
MICHAEL: When the thing startled me, 
he grabbed me like, instantly.
MICHAEL: From full health.
RYAN & JEREMY: Oh wow!
GAVIN: I thought it was just 'cos you were-
GAVIN: ..de-hooking him.
RYAN: No, I think that was it.
RYAN: It was the de-hooking.
MICHAEL: Oh, was it de-hooking?
JEREMY: Yeah, if you're de-hooking.
JEREMY: It's an instant pick-up.
[GEOFF SIGHS]
GAVIN: What-
GAVIN: WHAT?
GAVIN: AHHHH!
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
GAVIN: I can't see!
MICHAEL: You blinded him?
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Nice!
GAVIN: Did I not hook you?
JEREMY: Oh my gosh, woah, woah.
RYAN: It worked!
MICHAEL: No, you didn't hook me. I got away.
GAVIN: HOOOOOOW?
GAVIN: 'Cos you took too long.
GAVIN: I was-
GAVIN: Bluh- I was..yeah it was..
GAVIN: ..leisurely.
JEREMY: Fuuck!
GAVIN: Hey, there's another me.
GAVIN: That's nice.
RYAN: You putting you's down?
[GAVIN FLUBBING]
GAVIN: Ahhh you!
RYAN & MICHAEL: Did you just scare yourself?
MICHAEL: What happened?
GAVIN: Cheeky bastard!
JEREMY: Ooh, ya bastard!
GAVIN: OOH ya-
JEREMY: Ooh, ya fuckin' cockhead!
[GAVIN GIGGLING]
GAVIN: C'mere you punk!
GAVIN: ..bastard!
GAVIN: Alright I dunno where you went.
MICHAEL: Dude, nice save by the way. Thank you, for whoever saved my ass.
JEREMY: It was me.
GAVIN: Dude, she has a little lunge that's pretty nice.
RYAN: Yeah, you can really wind her up.
RYAN: But she doesn't have a weapon,
JEREMY: Whew!
RYAN: -so I think that's just compensating.
JEREMY: Whew boy!
RYAN: A little extra reach.
JEREMY: Got away.
JEREMY: Did you like the blind technique there Michael?
GEOFF: Bold, Jeremy.
MICHAEL: Oh yeah, it was great!
GAVIN: Yeah, that was sort of bullshit.
MICHAEL: Yeah, I got off right before he hooked me,
MICHAEL: But I knew he was hot on my tail.
JEREMY: I saw you drop off his shoulder, I was like,
JEREMY: This'll be funny, Gavin turned around like,
JEREMY: 'Where'd he go?' FLASHLIGHT!
MICHAEL: It was great.
JEREMY: Alright.
JEREMY: Time to come out of this here locker..
MICHAEL: If anybody wants to be like,
MICHAEL: 'Oh I almost have two generators done' 
That'd be great.
RYAN: Uh..
GEOFF: I got close on my first one.
GEOFF: Before I died.
MICHAEL: Ok, I'm gonna move now.
GEOFF: Hey, there's one.
JEREMY: [whispering] Thanks Geoff.
RYAN: Wh- I mean, who's..who's..
JEREMY: Oh! C'mere.
RYAN: Yeah, no that'd be great. Let's do this.
GAVIN: Aw! Don't you be- you be healing?
GEOFF: Looks like she's giving you head.
RYAN: I am.
JEREMY: [slurping noises]
JEREMY: That's, we gotta-
RYAN: That's how I feel better about myself.
JEREMY: Stay low.
JEREMY: Stay low.
RYAN: Yeah, no, he sees me.
RYAN: It's over for me.
RYAN: Gah!
JEREMY: Ryan no!
MICHAEL: Well, that was-
RYAN: Stop drinking my blood!
RYAN: It's over for you too.
RYAN: That was a mistake.
JEREMY: Well, I tried.
RYAN: It was-
GAVIN: Y'know what I'm gonna do?
RYAN: I appreciate it.
GAVIN: See all this blood here?
GAVIN: Bleeeeurghhhh..
RYAN: Is she eatin' it?
GAVIN: Drawing the blood.
JEREMY: He's putting a thing in it.
GAVIN: AHHH!
GAVIN: AWWW IT SCARED ME! HAHAHA!
[RYAN & JEREMY LAUGHING]
[GAVIN & JEREMY LAUGHING]
JEREMY: Idiot!
GAVIN: Oh god!
GAVIN: I didn't think you would trigger it being already down!
[JEREMY GIGGLING]
GAVIN: That scared the crap out of me!
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
GAVIN: [still laughing] God damnit!
JEREMY: Uhhh wiggle!
JEREMY: Wiggle!
GEOFF: [laughing] You scared yourself!
GAVINL [laughing] It's scary!
JEREMY: Oh...uh.. that was weird.
JEREMY: On my s-
GEOFF: Yeah it was definitely weird.
JEREMY: D'you see that Geoff?
GEOFF: Yeah.
JEREMY: Ooh, a totem!
RYAN: Yeah, you see one?
JEREMY: Yeah it's right next to me!
JEREMY: What's it do? Gavin, can you do anything with that?
GAVIN: I don't think so.
GAVIN: I can jab it a little bit.
JEREMY: You did jab it,
JEREMY: Oh, you drew a little BLARGH 
in front of me, didn't ya?
RYAN: Yeah, are you BLARGHing?
GAVIN: That's all yours!
JEREMY: Careful gentlemen.
RYAN: I-t..I mean, I assume he's there.
JEREMY: Uh, yes.
JEREMY: I will do the classic Dead By Daylight showing of that he's here.
JEREMY: You do this:
RYAN: Argh-
RYAN: ARGH-
RYAN: ARGH-
RYAN: ARGH-
RYAN: ARGH-
RYAN: ARGH-
JEREMY: Yeah.
MICHAEL: [laughing] Ryan.
RYAN: I- I was just giving word to his action.
JEREMY: Yup..this is how you show it.
RYAN: Argh..
RYAN: Argh..
RYAN: He's still flaggin' us down.
JEREMY: It's like I'm doin-
JEREMY: It's like I'm doin' someone with a fat ass.
RYAN: Like yeah-
JEREMY: OH GOD!
RYAN: Were you not prepared?
JEREMY: I forgot.
MICHAEL: I'm sure he's got the 
whole thing booby trapped.
GAVIN: B00bs.
JEREMY: I think he's still hangin' around too,
MICHAEL: Boobsen.
JEREMY: I'm just gonna let you know that.
MICHAEL: Boobsen.
JEREMY: It might be worth just gettin' the other gennys.
MICHAEL: Well, yes. Absolutely.
JEREMY: Yes.
GEOFF: Mmguh..
JEREMY: My death..will serve..
GEOFF: No purpose.
JEREMY: No-
JEREMY: They can get gennys!
GEOFF: Well hey, they got to YOU in time.
RYAN: Well- it's unfortunate.
MICHAEL: GAH!
RYAN: Woah-
JEREMY: I'm prESSING THE WRONG BUTTON!
GAVIN: That's annoying.
GAVIN: VERY.
GAVIN: IRRITATING.
RYAN: [whispering] Michael, stop!
MICHAEL: Yeah, hang on.
MICHAEL: I will.
MICHAEL: I will.
RYAN: There's no one behind you/
RYAN: Except for me.
MICHAEL: It's ok.
RYAN: You're just as scary sometimes Ryan.
MICHAEL: Also,
MICHAEL: Check where I ran to, son.
RYAN: I know, I like it.
MICHAEL: Uh, there's a fuckin generator 
that I have like, 80%..
MICHAEL: But I don't know where it is now.
[RYAN LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Aw dude, I can't believe 
we got Lil J outta there.
JEREMY: That's interesting.
MICHAEL: No, it was..
MICHAEL: I mean, I wanna say..
JEREMY: WUHUHHHH!
[JEREMY PANICKING]
JEREMY: Damnit!
[GAVIN GIGGLING]
RYAN: I think, maybe he's gonna rehook in a minute.
JEREMY: Dude, I had never seen that happen before, Ryan.
JEREMY: But, uh..
JEREMY: The entity like, blocked off the..
JEREMY: ..combine harvester.
RYAN: Oh yeah, it does that if you 
hang out up there too long.
JEREMY: Yeah.
GAVIN: The entity?
RYAN: Yeah, that's what the..
JEREMY: That's the spider.
RYAN: That's Stew.
GAVIN: Oh.
GAVIN: Stewart!
JEREMY: Goodnight!
JEREMY: Goodnight world!
RYAN: There you go, he's done.
MICHAEL: Is he dead?
RYAN: Yeah.
JEREMY: Yeah..I was fucking with 
Gavin a little too much.
MICHAEL: It's up to us, Ryan.
JEREMY: The game said no.
RYAN: Alright, well..
MICHAEL: Oh, we need to fucking run.
RYAN: Oops!
JEREMY: Uh, lemme spectate here..
JEREMY: Nailed it!
GAVIN: Oww.
GAVIN: That one hurt!
JEREMY: [laughing] Well done Ryan.
JEREMY: [laughing] Interesting.
GAVIN: Someone's being ballsy as hell.
MICHAEL: Got it!
RYAN: Aw nice!
GAVIN: GUHHHHH! COME BACK YOU BASTARDS!
JEREMY: Wow! Wow...
GAVIN: Noooo!
MICHAEL: I was being ballsy!
RYAN: Ohhhh run Michael!
JEREMY: Oh Michael!
MICHAEL: Ohh I'm not gonna get away!
GEOFF: No, you got it.
RYAN: You have to run Michael!
RYAN: Ahhhh God!
GAVIN: [laughing] I wonder where Ryan is!
[GAVIN GIGGLING HYSTERICALLY]
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
RYAN: Oh, I'm not ready for you, could you not be here-
JEREMY: [laughing] That was terrifying!
RYAN: No, no..
JEREMY: I cut to-
GEOFF: Damn!
JEREMY: When I cut to Ryan's screen, that was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen.
JEREMY: Just a bunch of 'em like 'RAARGH'!
RYAN: Alright.
RYAN: And then he left.
JEREMY: Yup.
GEOFF: Did he though?
JEREMY: I think he did.
RYAN: Oh he- he's unleaving.
RYAN: He's unleaving!
RYAN: Michael run!
RYAN: Michael, run!
JEREMY: OHHHH!
MICHAEL: Damn it!
MICHAEL: I tried to come for you Ryan!
GAVIN: [hysterically] No one leaves!
[GAVIN LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
MICHAEL: I tried, Ryan!
RYAN: It's alright, he's gonna put me on the hook.
RYAN: You might still escape!
MICHAEL: Well, I can't.
GAVIN: Oh, what's down there?
MICHAEL: If the door was open, I would.
JEREMY: He's goin' for a far hook.
RYAN: Or, he's forgotten that he was
 standing next to a hook,
RYAN: And is taking me somewhere else-
MICHAEL: Well, why would you tell him that.
JEREMY: No, he's going for the toy chest Ryan.
RYAN: I was hoping he would turn around.
GEOFF: Wiggle out!
RYAN: Uh..
RYAN: I'm gonna.
JEREMY: Oh! And he went the wrong way.
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
GAVIN: I don't even know the way to the basement!
RYAN: He messed it up.
JEREMY: Totally went the wrong way, there.
RYAN: Run!
RYAN: Run, why aren't you running!
GEOFF: I thought you weren't supposed to run?
RYAN: Ah!
MICHAEL: I'm uh-
MICHAEL: -doing a self-recover as far as I can.
RYAN: Whoops!
JEREMY: Oh, he got ya!
RYAN: OH!
MICHAEL: Well, never mind.
MICHAEL: RYAN!
RYAN: He's still-
JEREMY: Can he find the basement?
GAVIN: Where's the basement?
RYAN: Still a little lost.
JEREMY: He's not gonna find it.
GAVIN: I'm lost!
MICHAEL: Ryan!
MICHAEL: You were my only hope!
RYAN: I'm still trying to be.
MICHAEL: Well..
RYAN: It's..I mean, it's looking really unlikely.
MICHAEL: He's close,
MICHAEL: He's close..
JEREMY: I don't know, you might wiggle off again, Ryan.
RYAN: AHHHHHHH!
RYAN: AHHHHHHH!
RYAN: Damnit!
JEREMY: Oh!
GEOFF: So close!
RYAN: It was within a fraction!
MICHAEL: Fuck!
[RYAN'S CHARACTER SCREAMING]
JEREMY: You've really got some lungs 
on you there, Ryan.
GAVIN: Where the hell did Michael go?
RYAN: C'mon baby!
RYAN: Third times the charm!
RYAN: Nope.
RYAN: UHHH FOURTH TIMES THE CHARM-
JEREMY: UUPPP-
JEREMY: Nahhh!
RYAN: Nah, didn't do it.
MICHAEL: Well crap.
RYAN: Oh well.
JEREMY: Well, Michael.
MICHAEL: Yup.
RYAN: [dying noises]
JEREMY: Find the trap door, Michael!
RYAN: It's true, you can crawl out.
MICHAEL: Oh, that's true.
GAVIN: Man, booby trapping the door was..
GAVIN: ..was fun.
GAVIN: That was..that was satisfying.
JEREMY: If Michael finds the trap door, he can escape.
MICHAEL: I don't think I will.
GAVIN: Son of a bitch.
JEREMY: I did it, during Let's Play Live.
MICHAEL: I know.
GAVIN: Michael boy!
MICHAEL: Yeah.
GAVIN: Michael BOY!
MICHAEL: I wasn't actually looking for it.
MICHAEL: I probably shoulda been looking for it.
GEOFF: Just gotta find that trap door, buddy.
GEOFF: You got this.
MICHAEL: I was just kinda hoping Ryan would come back and pick me up.
RYAN: I tried.
JEREMY: As soon as Ryan dies, you'll hear it go *pfvm*!
JEREMY: But, he's already dead, so nevermind.
RYAN: Yeah, no, that's happened.
JEREMY: You would've already heard it.
MICHAEL: I got a lot of blood on my screen.
MICHAEL: Is that it?
RYAN: That's great.
RYAN: No that's perfect.
JEREMY: Wow, you do.
JEREMY: You are bloody, dude.
MICHAEL: Trap door, you over here?
JEREMY: You are bloody, bloody.
GAVIN: So we're being dumb with these totems, right?
RYAN: No, I think you have to play 
enough to get the perk.
RYAN: Uh, by the way Michael, right now you kind of want him to find you.
MICHAEL: Yeah, I know.
 Unless I find the trap door, though.
RYAN: It's that or the trap door, for you.
MICHAEL: I know.
GAVIN: Uh..
MICHAEL: I mean, I'm confident I can find it Ryan.
GEOFF: Yeah, find the trap door, dude.
GEOFF: You got this.
GAVIN: Where are you Michael?
MICHAEL: Crawlin' around.
GAVIN: Am I anywhere near you?
MICHAEL: Yup.
GAVIN: I am?
MICHAEL: Mhm.
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
GAVIN: Michael boy?
MICHAEL: Yeah.
GAVIN: Are you like, on my back or something?
GAVIN: Where are ya?
MICHAEL: No, I'm on the ground.
[GEOFF & JEREMY CRACKING UP]
[GEOFF LOSING IT]
JEREMY: Make sure he's not in the closet there, Gav.
GAVIN: I don't think he can slog into a closet, can he?
JEREMY: Nope.
MICHAEL: No, you can't.
RYAN: Mm mm.
[JEREMY PISSING HIMSELF]
MICHAEL: Alright.
GAVIN: Are you shitting on my arsehole right now?
MICHAEL: Boys, boys. It's the little victories, ok.
JEREMY: It is.
[GEOFF CRYING]
MICHAEL: Gavin killed all of us.
GEOFF: Michael, you've won this round,
 I don't care what happens.
MICHAEL: I- I did what I could.
GAVIN: Are you like, an ant?
GEOFF: You have won this round.
MICHAEL: I have actually shrunk to the size of an ant, actually, yes.
MICHAEL: Oh, you drawin' something?
JEREMY: Yeah.
JEREMY: Little scribble?
MICHAEL: What're you drawin'?
GAVIN: Where the Christ..?
MICHAEL: Did you try looking up?
[GEOFF LAUGHING]
GAVIN: Up?
MICHAEL: Yeah, well...
[GEOFF CRYING WITH LAUGHTER]
MICHAEL: Sometimes I'm where you least suspect.
GAVIN: What are you up in a tree? What you on about?!
[GEOFF & JEREMY LAUGHING]
GEOFF: Oh God!
JEREMY: Fucking idiot!
GEOFF: Ohh!
MICHAEL: Oh you're back up on there, huh?
MICHAEL: Did you see me the last 
time you were up there?
JEREMY: Oh my-
GAVIN: What?!
JEREMY: Oh my god!
MICHAEL: Yeah, climb back over.
JEREMY: There you go.
[GAVIN GIGGLING]
GAVIN: WHAT?!
GAVIN: AHHHH!
GAVIN: WHEREAREYA?
MICHAEL: [chuckling] Man, I am gonna die soon!
JEREMY: I can't believe that.
GAVIN: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
JEREMY: You're gonna bleed out before he finds you!
MICHAEL: Careful!
JEREMY: Careful man!
MICHAEL: You might hit me!
GAVIN: Where the-!
[GEOFF SLAMMING HIS DESK]
JEREMY: Are you serious?
GAVIN: I don't know what I'm doing!
[RYAN, JEREMY & GEOFF LAUGHING]
JEREMY: Gavin, literally when you went-
JEREMY: What-
JEREMY: Did you say 'Look up'?
JEREMY: He was under your feet!
[GEOFF DYING]
MICHAEL: You stepped on me like 500 times.
[GAVIN SQWUAKING]
MICHAEL: That patch of grass you were running in?
MICHAEL: You stood ON me like, 50 times.
GEOFF: You're the dumbest person!
MICHAEL: At one point you just-
MICHAEL: -punched the ground right next to me.
MICHAEL: And I was like, careful!
GAVIN: I don't think-
GAVIN: I think you were invisible.
MICHAEL: Nah, I...I dunno.
JEREMY: He absolutely wasn't.
MICHAEL: Oh it was funny.
MICHAEL: I stopped looking for the trap door-
GAVIN: I'd be interested to see if you 
could see you on my footage.
MICHAEL: I probably can't.
MICHAEL: You probably can't, to be fair.
MICHAEL: But, it was fucking funny 
from my perspective.
GAVIN: I could not see dickhole.
JEREMY: Oh, you can rate matches, Ryan?
JEREMY: D'you know that?
RYAN: No, that must be new.
MICHAEL: Man..
GAVIN: I rate that one stupid.
[MICHAEL GIGGLING]
JEREMY: I'm gonna give that one a 1.
MICHAEL: Damn, we almost got away.
MICHAEL: This game's still fun.
RYAN: Yeah.
GEOFF: [quietly] Suffocation Pit.
MICHAEL: Alright, here we go.
MICHAEL: Oh, right, I'm the bad lady.
GEOFF: I'm the prize.
MICHAEL: Now what does this bird do?
GEOFF: No, I'm the prize!
GAVIN: She whacks.
GAVIN: And..puts down traps.
MICHAEL: Place trap.
RYAN: Yeah, you just put down little scary traps.
GAVIN: Like ten of 'em.
MICHAEL: I'm gonna put one right here, for no reason.
GAVIN: I'll probably walk on it.
RYAN: Maybe there'll be a reason.
JEREMY: I'm gonna put my hands all over this machinery.
GEOFF: I'm gonna put my dick...
GEOFF: Somewhere.
GAVIN: Dickey-boo?
RYAN:You'll not know where.
MICHAEL: Maybe if somebody fucked this chick she wouldn't be running around killing people.
JEREMY: I think that about most murderers.
RYAN: Sure.
JEREMY: If you just got fucked more.
JEREMY: Or less, maybe.
GAVIN: Heyo!
RYAN: Hey!
RYAN: I assume that's you?
GAVIN: Yeah.
RYAN: Is, uh..
RYAN: Never mind.
[GEOFF WHINING]
RYAN: I was about to say something that 
would give away our location.
MICHAEL: I know I saw someone.
MICHAEL: They gotted away from me.
JEREMY: Probably wasn't me.
JEREMY: I'm too busy being efficient.
RYAN: He'll let you have that one.
RYAN: It'll begin the fleeing process.
GEOFF: Damnit!
GAVIN: Coward!
RYAN: Really?
GAVIN: What?
RYAN: Geoff?!
RYAN: Already?
RYAN: Really?!
GEOFF: I don't know, man!
GEOFF: I'm telling ya,
GEOFF: I think I'm a part of a Shenanigans 
that I haven't figured out yet.
MICHAEL: [laughing] What does that mean?
GAVIN: You're no good at the game.
MICHAEL: What does that mean?
GEOFF: I was hiding behind a thing!
MICHAEL: [laughing] 'I'm part of a Shenanigans'?
GEOFF: Like, I-
GAVIN: He thinks we're screwing with him 'cos he's always the first to get caught.
GAVIN: You're just that BAD!
GEOFF: SHUT UP!
GEOFF: I'll wing something at you!
MICHAEL: To be fair, you're..
MICHAEL: I think you're gonna get away.
MICHAEL: 'Cos I wandered away from a hook.
JEREMY: It happens.
MICHAEL: Yeah it did.
MICHAEL: He's gonna get away,
JEREMY: Well do you think he even remembered 
to struggle until you said that?
MICHAEL: No, he did.
MICHAEL: That's alright.
JEEMY: Get outta there Geoff!
RYAN: BLINDING!
RYAN: BLINDING!
MICHAEL: That was-
MICHAEL: That worked, actually.
MICHAEL: That was great.
GAVIN: Yeah, it seems to work on her.
MICHAEL: I was- I -
MICHAEL: The last thing I saw was Ryan running towards me.
MICHAEL: And I was trying to swipe at him.
RYAN: I went atcha!
JEREMY: Hey, Limpy. Where'd you go?
RYAN: [laughing] Limpy.
RYAN: It's his...
JEREMY: I can- I can hear you..
RYAN: New nickname.
JEREMY: There you are.
GEOFF: [weakly] Hey.
GEOFF: How's it goin'?
RYAN: Limp Bizkit.
JEREMY: You've looked better.
JEREMY: [UNINTELLIGIBLE AND PROBABLY LIMP BIZKIT RELATED]
[RYAN JOINS IN]
GEOFF: I've felt better.
RYAN: Ahhhhh ickie cookie!
GAVIN: [laughing] Ickie cookie.
JEREMY: Oh let's get outta here.
GEOFF: I'm gonna follow you.
GEOFF: Because you never get caught.
JEREMY: Uh-
MICHAEL: Jeremy's a real turd.
MICHAEL: Damn, you already got two generators!
JEREMY: That's actually not true, I was 
actually the first kill the first round.
RYAN: Then you went out second...in the last round.
JEREMY: Second, in the last round.
GAVIN: PUT PUT PUT PUT PUT-
GAVIN: Someone's- someone did-
RYAN: But, it's because-
GAVIN: -a millimetre on this generator.
JEREMY: Geoff, you gotta be careful.
JEREMY: Stay low.
GEOFF: That might've been me.
GAVIN: It's like they looked at it,
GAVIN: Twisted one screw, and left.
JEREMY: Ohp, stay low, stay low.
RYAN: There's a toolbox over here if somebody wants it.
RYAN: I know you can't tell where I am, but-
JEREMY: Oh Geoff.
GEOFF: What's up?
RYAN: I feel like that's Jeremy's way of saying 
'You just cost me a hit'.
MICHAEL: D-AW, that was good.
MICHAEL: Bitch.
JEREMY: I know.
GAVIN: Oh my god, I see someone!
RYAN: Is it- is it me?
GAVIN: Who's the killer?
MICHAEL: Me.
RYAN: Michael.
GAVIN: Oh.
RYAN: That was only a good skill check.
RYAN: Could've been a great one.
JEREMY: Oh boy..
GAVIN: Have we got any genny's cooking?
RYAN: Yeah, I'm cooking one.
RYAN: Cooking it up nice.
JEREMY: THAT was a mistake-
RYAN: Nice right.
MICHAEL: Yes it was.
JEREMY: Fuck!
JEREMY: Damn it, I thought you would move on!
MICHAEL: Yes it was.
MICHAEL: I KNEW you were over there somewhere!
JEREMY: God damnit!
GAVIN: Did you not stop tinkering?
JEREMY: What- no, I was like,
JEREMY: -hiding behind a window, and I was kinda hoping Michael would just be like, 'Oh, must've lost him!'
GAVIN: Ah.
JEREMY: ..and move on.
MICHAEL: I did lose you.
MICHAEL: But..
MICHAEL: I found you.
JEREMY: Yeah, I jumped-
JEREMY: I jumped through the window a little too-
MICHAEL: Oh I actually can see a hook this time too.
JEREMY: Yeah, you can. It's right there.
GAVIN: Busy yawning there.
GEOFF: What'd I get an assist for?
JEREMY: Ohhh I'm on the hook.
MICHAEL: Alright.
MICHAEL: Probably assisting in me catching Jeremy.
GEOFF: Oh.
GEOFF: Doesn't seem like I should get points for that, 
but sure.
MICHAEL: I'll give you points.
[GAVIN CHUCKLING]
-JEREMY: Oy.
MICHAEL: [strained] Oy!
GAVIN: I haven't seen any traps yet.
JEREMY: Oh..
JEREMY: ..that's kinda mean, Michael.
GAVIN: Is he trappin'?
JEREMY: Well, now it just seems excessive Michael.
GAVIN: Trappin' he's trap trap trappin'?
MICHAEL: No.
JEREMY: Well, Michael-
JEREMY: I don't know if THAT is necessary...
RYAN: How many traps is he putting down?
GAVIN: Got a chicken dick?
MICHAEL: I put like one.
JEREMY: Oh, well I don't think that's necessary.
RYAN: Did, they all just go off..?
JEREMY: Yes.
RYAN: Oh.
GEOFF: It's fine, I got him outta there.
RYAN: Did ya?
RYAN: Oh..now you're down.
GEOFF: Yeah.
GEOFF: I'm down. But that's ok, I just wanted to save Mi-
JEREMY: Michael-
GEOFF: Or, whoever that was.
MICHAEL: It was Jeremy.
JEREMY: He's right FUCKING BEHIND ME, THOUGH.
GEOFF: I just wanted to save Jeremy.
MICHAEL: That was good.
MICHAEL: That was good.
MICHAEL: That thing just saved your life.
JEREMY: Michael..
MICHAEL: Yup.
JEREMY: Michael!
MICHAEL: 'Sup?
JEREMY: No!
GAVIN: What was that?
GEOFF: What was that?
MICHAEL: That was Ryan stabbing Geoff.
JEREMY: No...no.
MICHAEL: Oh, bullshit that hit me!
JEREMY: Michael, no!
RYAN: Time to go, time to go.
GAVIN: Oh- ey, ey, ey, ey!
GAVIN: Over here, over here!
GEOFF: Fucking anus!
JEREMY: Aw!
RYAN: Jesus!
GAVIN: Hey, hey!
GAVIN: Psst!
GEOFF: It's like I'm magnetised to the fuckin killer!
RYAN: This is a ballsy move.
RYAN: BRIGHTNESS!
GAVIN: We need more gennys guys-
RYAN: BRIGHTNESS!
MICHAEL: OH! Bullshit I missed yoU!
Ryan: Whoops!
MICAHEL: Bullshit, again?
GAVIN: Oh, amazing!
GAVIN: Amazing!
RYAN: You better struggle out, I gave you so much time!
GEOFF: I'm doin' my best!
GEOFF: I dunno where the hook is!
MICHAEL: Right here.
RYAN: It's..you were next to it.
RYAN: You were really close-
MICHAEL: It's the only reason I went after you.
JEREMY: God!
GEOFF: Well.
JEREMY: Geoff, I appreciate the save, though, man.
GEOFF: Yeah, no pourriat.
GEOFF: No problem.
MICHAEL: No pourriat.
[GEOFF FLUBBING]
[GAVIN & JEREMY GIGGLE]
JEREMY: Ow.
JEREMY: My body,
JEREMY: Hurts.
MICHAEL & GEOFF: Lies over the ocean?
MICHAEL: Nice.
RYAN: Oh..the noises.
JEREMY: What is that noise?
JEREMY: Yeah, why?
RYAN: Alright, well there's Geoff again.
JEREMY: Like, I can hear 'CRAWRGH'
JEREMY: And I'm not near him.
RYAN: Just..crawl away Geoff.
RYAN: Just..
RYAN: Slug away.
GEOFF: Ooh, I'm a little wriggle worm.
GEOFF: I'm playing night crawlers!
GAVIN: Bugger me!
RYAN: I wish blinding made you drop your person.
GAVIN: Didn't it used to?
RYAN: I swear it happened before.
JEREMY: It does, it does, but you need to-
JEREMY: like,
JEREMY: Make sure you get the full blind in there.
GAVIN: Full beams?
JEREMY: Yeah.
RYAN: I thought I fully blinded Michael, there.
RYAN: Did I not?
GEOFF & JEREMY: I guess not.
MICHAEL: Right there?
MICHAEL: I don't think so.
RYAN: No no, yeah, o-
RYAN: Where are you goin', Geoff?
MICHAEL: Oh earlier you blinded me, yeah.
GEOFF: I'm hiding!
RYAN: I was..
GEOFF: I'm hiding!
RYAN: ...in a much better spot.
GEOFF: No you weren't, shut up.
MICHAEL: I haven't gotten any of you, like, dead,
MICHAEL: But,
MICHAEL: This is fun, like,
MICHAEL: The constant whacking, and killing, and..
MICHAEL: ..hunting again.
GEOFF: Oh shit-
GEOFF: Oh you guys are double-teaming me.
GAVIN: I'm making you whole.
GEOFF: Love it.
GEOFF: It goes so fast.
GEOFF: OOOHHRGH.
RYAN: There we go.
GAVIN: Alright.
RYAN: So we just gotta find the Dwight.
GAVIN: There's just one cripple.
JEREMY: I'm the Dwight stuff, yeah.
RYAN: And you've already been on a hook?
GAVIN: Dwiggt.
GEOFF: Oh wait, here's one of those-
GEOFF: Oh it's already busted.
RYAN: Yeah, I busted one.
RYAN: It- I don't think it does anything.
GEOFF: Probably doesn't do anything.
RYAN: You need the perks.
GAVIN: Are you tinkering?
RYAN: Tinkering.
GAVIN: What does that do?
RYAN: I'm busting a thing. I don't know.
RYAN: Just 'cos I can.
GEOFF: Every day I'm bustin'.
JEREMY: [whimpering] Michael.
MICHAEL: 'Sup?
RYAN: Because I feel like the hag-
JEREMY: It feels scary, Michael.
MICHAEL: What?
MICHAEL: Oh, the thing?
JEREMY: Your little trap.
RYAN: Maybe she'd get friendlier..
MICHAEL: It scare ya?
RYAN: ..if she realised how 
much her actions hurt others.
GAVIN: Uhh.. seems like she's a crazy bitch, and therefore wouldn't be able to see those..
RYAN: Y'know what?
GAVIN: ..values.
RYAN: I'm trying to teach her empathy.
JEREMY: Yeah?
RYAN: I'm breaking her things
JEREMY: [laughing] Breaking her things.
JEREMY: Oh your br-
GEOFF: This is what it feels like, hag.
JEREMY: Breaking hooks there, Ryan?
RYAN: See?
RYAN: See? No, y- well, totems.
RYAN: I don't have-
JEREMY: Oh, you found a totem?
RYAN: I found two of 'em so far.
GAVIN: Oh, whoever was with me, 
come overrith with me.
[MICHAEL FLUBBING]
[IN GAME TOOLBOX NOISES
RYAN: Who is in a-
RYAN: Oh, someone's rooting around in a chest.
GAVIN: That's me. But come over here,
GAVIN: 'cos there's some gooood shit.
GEOFF: Remember back in the day, 
when people used to play Slender?
RYAN: Oh yeah.
MICHAEL: Yeah.
RYAN: Yeah.
[JEREMY CRYING]
GEOFF: This is better than that.
GAVIN: What does a toolbox do?
RYAN: Uh, oh! Pick that up.
RYAN: It makes things go faster. You need to right-click it instead of left-click, though.
RYAN: To use it.
GAVIN: Toolbox repair.
GEOFF: It can repair other toolboxes.
RYAN: Holy shit, we only need to do one...
MICHAEL: Yeah.
[JEREMY WHINING]
MICHAEL: Jeremy's..
GAVIN: So it's just slightly faster?
MICHAEL: ..somewhere.
RYAN: Yeah.
JEREMY: I'm hurt.
RYAN: Or, you can use it to break hooks.
JEREMY: I need help, guys.
JEREMY: [whinging] I'm hurt!
GAVIN: I don't know where you are, Lil J.
RYAN: Whoops.
JEREMY: Ow!
GAVIN: That's..
GAVIN: Kinda..
GAVIN: Not ideal.
RYAN: It's on me, that was my bad.
JEREMY: Did you set off a trap?
GEOFF: I did.
GEOFF: Of course.
RYAN: Alright, that was you.
JEREMY: They make scary noises!
JEREMY: Like this.
RYAN: I like that we're just confusing him with an overload of people doing stupid things.
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Yeah, Jeremy's all the way back at the other generator now.
JEREMY: No I'm not, Michael.
MICHAEL: Nah, I know.
GEOFF: Man, I bet your knees would hurt a lot after crouching-walking so much-
JEREMY: Oh, you guys did it!
MICHAEL: Damn!
RYAN: We did!
RYAN: We're good for something.
JEREMY: You're the best!
JEREMY: Rummage, rummage, rummage.
MICHAEL: God damnit.
JEREMY: Shuffle, rummage, shuffle.
JEREMY: Shuffle, rummage-
GAVIN: Rummikub.
MICHAEL: Fuckin' saw somebody over there and I ran into a wall, like a dumbass.
[EVERYBODY LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Real brainless move.
JEREMY: Ah..don't, want-
GEOFF: Think, hag, think!
GAVIN: Use your hag brain.
RYAN: If only my brain hadn't decayed first.
GAVIN: [witchy voice] I'm a hag!
RYAN: WHUP- NUB!
JEREMY: I'm an older hag!
RYAN: You back off!
MICHAEL: [laughing] You'd better run!
RYAN: Well I opened a door.
RYAN: And I fled through it.
MICHAEL: Yeah.
GEOFF: Ryan escaped.
JEREMY: Ryan, you got away!
GAVIN: You're out, son?
RYAN: I did, I had no choice!
RYAN: He was there, he was at the door.
GEOFF: I mean, you had a choice.
RYAN: My choice was to die, or flee.
JEREMY: Atta boy, Geoff.
JEREMY: Geoff, you look good!
GEOFF: [whining] I don't feel good!
RYAN: I flashed him before I ran, does that help?
MICHAEL: You did.
MICHAEL: You did.You hit my gut.
JEREMY: Geoff, we made it!
RYAN: Look, when I get the girls out,
RYAN: Y'know,
MICHAEL: It's uh..
RYAN: I can't always control where they go.
MICHAEL: ..big time success!
JEREMY: Oh, wow!
MICHAEL: I got my ass kicked.
RYAN: Gavin, d'you make it out?
GAVIN: Sure did.
RYAN: There we go.
MICHAEL: Well.
JEREMY: Are you at a trap door, Gavvy?
RYAN: Nope.
RYAN: He just walked out.
JEREMY: Oh.
[JEREMY LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Noice!
JEREMY: Wow, well done gentlemen!
GEOFF: Not bad!
GEOFF: Was that the video?
MICHAEL: Well..
JEREMY: Geoff, with the hardcore save.
GAVIN: Was anyone not the killer?
MICHAEL: No, Lil J didn't go yet, right?
GAVIN: LITTLE J?
GEOFF: Uh, I didn't get to be the killer, and Jeremy didn't,
GEOFF: So, maybe if we save it,
MICHAEL: Ok!
GEOFF: We can throw the fat one in and
 then we can all be killers.
MICHAEL: Jack!
[GAVIN LAUGHING]
MICHAEL: Got it.
MICHAEL: Not that fat.
JEREMY: Alright!
GEOFF: Not that fat.
JEREMY: See you all next time, everyone!
RYAN: Flesh & Mud!
