*Achievement Hunter and Rage Quit intro*
Come on.
Holy fuck!
Ah, Goddamn it!
Fucking Christ.
Goooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fucking dogs in Round One?!
Holy shit.
Go!
Go! (2x)
Jesus fuck.
*Raging growl*
Fucking Goddamn astronaut, you fucking whore!
Go!
GO! GO! GO! (4x)
GO! GO! GO! (7x)
GO! (8x)
Goddamn it!
Holy shit!
I knew I had it.
Put the fucking suit on, you stupid shit!
Who the hell is this?!
RHiga?
Who the fuck is that?
Where do they come up with these names?
Ok, get off me dickhead!
Thank you.
Thanks for the headbutt.
Jesus FUCK!
I finally get an Instant Kill and nobody's around.
*sarcastically* I'm just fucking floating in outer space!
Oh my God, there's one guy!
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Fuck.
Fuck. (2x)
Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! (5x)
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! (8x)
GODDAMN IT!!
*Constipation noise*
You can't fucking see shit!
Cause it's just space, you can't fucking see any NIGHT VISION GOGGLES, NOT A GODDAMN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET!!
Fucking shit.
Three fucking rounds, really?
It's like forty-five minutes!
IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND HOURS!!
*Bored sigh*
It's called "Moon", you can't just start me on the fucking moon?
I gotta fucking kill these guys and then I'm like fucking Neil Armstrong!
More like Neil Asshole!
"Calling, uh...
Dickface McFuckernaut,
it's time for blastoff to your own fucking death at outer space,
where you can't fucking see everything.
Because they built the fucking teleporter to go into fucking outer space
and you go-"
Oh, what the fuck?!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
*Throws controller*
*Bangs table*
WHAT?!
DLaufer.
DLaufer. (2x)
The guy's fucking name is DLaufer!
Jesus Christ.
I BOUNCED ME RIGHT INTO LAUFEY!
Fucking-
The game literally CATAPULTED me RIGHT into his fucking arms!
That's like I fucking magnified to him!
Goddamn it.
The guy just fucking grabs you, has his way with you,
do you know where it fucking bad touches, bro?
*Sigh*
Love the amazing just-
*Darth Vader breathing*
Fucking, uh..
James Earl Jones, everybody!
Because that's-that's the soundtrack.
'Cause, it's so quiet and space is a fucking vacuum
though I'm shooting fucking bullets somehow.
Holy fuck, an Instant Kill?
Wow, I'm going to die right now, aren't I?
*Super Sayian scream*
FUCKING GIVE ME AN INSTANT KILL!
That's like-
*Michael.exe not working*
You can't hear them fucking sneaking up on you, as if there's isn't enough zombies already.
They give you a fucking Instant Kill just to distract you,
and put this motherfucker
RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
That was a waste of 750 points.
Admiral Athena?
That is like the stupidest fucking name I ever seen.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit?
"I got it guys!
Fucking Johnson again
fucking writing his scripts!"
*Retard voice* "I got a great idea boss!
Uh, Admiral Athena!
And the uh, uh...
Fucking Lieutenant, uh..
Lithuania."
*Normal voice* What the fuck is th-
Oh, fuck yes!
Holy fuck, Jesus has smiled upon me today!
OR YOUR GOD OF CHOICE!
I'm sorry, I don't mean to discriminate!
Whoever you may or may not pray to,
and, you know go to church and donate money to,
or you seen the god, or whatever,
JUST TELL HIM I SAID THANKS FOR A GODDAMN FUCKING BREAK
FOR ONE FUCKING TIME IN MY MISERABLE LIFE!!
Fuck you, game!
At least I'll fucking make it a little bit further in this round!
Run
into the halls of fuck!
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it! (2x)
GODDAMN, GODDAMN!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Holy shit!
*Repeats "No" how many times*
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm so fucking screwed!
Holy shit!
Fuck-
NO, RELOAD!
YOU FUCK!
Oh, shit!
All right.
Got a quick revive.
I'm gonna buy the fuck out of this gun.
I swear to God, it better fuck 'em up.
OH MY GOD, IT'S A THREE ROUND BURST!
HOLY SHIT!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FUCK!
SIX ROUNDS?!
FUCK IT!
I am not making it farther than that!
"In space, no one can hear you scream" MY ASS!
PEOPLE IN ANOTHER FUCKING GALAXY CAN HEAR ME!!
THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!
*Achievement Hunter outro*
