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PewDiePie versus
PewDiePie versus T-Series
PewDiePie versus T-Series THE GAME!
And I have it right here,
and I'm gonna play it
We're gonna beat T-Series one way or another
And they will fall down
and they will cry for their moms!
[LOOK AT T-SERIES THEY'RE JUST CRYING FOR THEIR MOMMA]
They can't bring him down!
They want to change everything!
I like YouTube the way it is!
But fortunately enough, we have the power
But fortunately enough, we have the power
to create change!
[B*$CH LASAGNA, B*$CH LASAGNA!]
[I'm a blue eyes white dragon,
while you're just dark magician]
*Everybody loses their minds*
[You got a fifth of the population in your nation]
[But I got nine-year-olds of worlds
so hold your defecation!]
Party of nine-year-olds!
Let's do this!
BAAAAMMMM!
Let's start the game!
Let's see what this is all about
Oh, boy! How do you play this?.. Dude..
No, no, no!
I don't want to collect T-series!
[Fast-forward]
*Mashing buttons*
Wait! NOOoOOOooOOooo!
I don't know how to play...
T-series WON!11 :(999((99((9
OH MY GOD!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
[Sad piano music]
*Boom*
Ah, you've got to be freakin' kidding me!
I can't go up and down!
I can only go left and right,
we can still do this!
PewDiePie just needs to have more subscribers,
and then I can kill myself.. I can't.. Aww...
Oh my God, I forgot!
To do the intro, anyway
- [Tony] Joey!
- [Joey] Sup, Tony?
- [Tony] Roll the intro!
[Whooooshhhh cool intro!]
[HAVE NO FEAR, TONY IS HERE!]
[Beautiful female voice: Tony is here]
What I forgot to say, that my good friend
Doc Maggie made this game
And it will be available to download on my site
Tomorrow..
- [Joey] What? A site?!
- [Tony] Yes, I have a site! A website!
- [Tony] Oh my God!
- [Joey] WHAT?
- [Tony] Where you can watch all my freakin' videos!
And much moarrrrrrrrr!111
But more on that on another day
- [Tony] .. is going real big!
- [Joey] Ooohhh my God!
- [Joey] Aaahhhh a website finally!
Alright, I figured out how to play this..
*Boom*
Alright, I figured out how to play this..
*Laughs*
Alright, I figured out.. *Boom*
GOD D..
Alright, i figured out how to play this..
*Boom*
.. Game, it is very diffucult!
I'm not going to lie, Doc Maggie!
You created a very freakin' difficult game!
How am I supposed to help PewDiePie win?
If I can't play the game very...
Okay, he did win, but..
We need to get at least a million more subs!
Oh my God, this is very difficult!
Oh, this is very difficult!
Oh my fffrrreakin' G..
Where does he even crash?
Why are there freakin' pillars
in the middle of the universe?
Doesn't matter, not gonna ask questions, no!
I created..
*BOOM*
[Boiling Rage Tony]
RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEE!111
You're gonna be crying for your mommas,
T-series, once I figure out how to play this game
You're never gonna beat PewDiePie.. ever!
Alright, I think I got it! I think a got
a hang of it, guys, I think I got a hang of it!
Yes, I am collecting the enemy's tokens
But it doesn't matter..
As loooong as I'm going forwarddddd...
Uhhh... Only 98 subs? Oh my God!
Let's get a million!
The game is literally played by pushing one button
So you push a button to go up
and then you push a button and it goes down
So it's just a click, there's nothing else
And it's very difficult,
because it's very fast
Ah, no, no!111
*Boom*
Okay, it has more commands, I can go..
I can goooooooohhh my God!
I can go left and right, very fast
Yeah, that just confuses me even more
Hop! *BOOM* *Laughs*
This is so haaaard! [That's what she said!]
GOD! *Laughs*
Oh my God!
Doc Maggie, what have you done?!
He's also created a game for me,
called SuperTonyWars
Which I'll play, and it's a rage game, and..
If this is a normal game and not a rage game
Holy crap am I gonna rage when I play that game!
Holy crap, it's gonna be bad, guys, gonna be real bad!
*BOOM*
KPTSHLDAPTCHPTSHTSCHALDASDFAGLKJ
*Exhales*
*Boom*
Alright, FOCUS MODE!
[Beautiful rhythmic house music]
*BOOM*
NO!
FOCUS!
[Beautiful rhythmic house music]
Alright, this was the best one so far,
Alright, I'm getting the hang of it, guys!
I'm getting the hang of it,
and I crash as I say that
[Beautiful rhythmic house music]
*Inhales deeply*
UHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
At this point I'm just getting maaaaaaaaddddd!11
Okay, PewDiePie won..
PewDiePie won..
It clearly says here PewDiePie WINS!
Let's just hope that that happens
in real life, man, let's just hope!
Otherwise all our hopes
and dreams are gonna be lost forever!
If T-Series reaches PewDiePie
Nothing will be the same ever again
[Sad piano music, rain, crying Tony]
Go, PewDiePie!
[Sad piano music, rain, crying Tony]
You must be first! You have to be!
Storytime:
When I started watching YouTube
PewDiePie had like 60,000 subscribers
Ray William Johnson was the first
and biggest YouTuber ever
The first guy to hit a million subs on YouTube
If any of you remember him,
you're too old
After a certain amount of time,
PewDiePie reached Ray William Johnson
He catapulted himself up,
and he became the biggest YouTuber
On YouTube
On YouTube and the world
On YouTube and the world and the universe!
And ever since he was number one!
He was innovating when there was no innovation
He was creating something new,
when everyone thought he would quit
I have tremendous respect for the guy
I think I'm talking
with the army of nine-year-olds behind my back
When I say: "PewDiePie, you got this!"
Destroy freakin' T-Series, b*@$h lasagnas!
[CRYING FOR THEIR MOMMA!
B@#$H LASAGNA, B@#$H LASAGNA]
And now a little story time: Why do I think
that T-Series will eventually beat PewDiePie
It's simple, they're an Indian channel,
doing Indian content
And there's two billion Indian people out there
Now, most of them didn't have YouTube
Actually, they didn't have the internet,
or really anything..
So now there's an open market
on two billion freakin' people!
And everyone's just trying to grab everything
So right now Facebook
actually has the market in India
With Facebook and Instagram
most of the people there are using that
Not many of them are on YouTube
So how would you get Indian people
to go on YouTube?
Instead of using the other
services and social medias
It's by having an Indian representative
Someone, who is the biggest on that platform,
and they are Indians, so it's a native channel
So talking in a business sense, 
it would be smart to let T-Series beat PewDiePie
To have more people on YouTube,
to get more Indian people on YouTube
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT CORPORATE FREAKIN' SELLOUTS!
WE DON'T WANT T-SERIES
TO BE THE CHANNEL ON FREAKIN' YOUTUBE!
I've never seen a T-Series video,
I don't understand the language
We need PewDiePie to stay number one!
Why is number two not enough for you?!
70 freakin' million subscribers!
Just stop growing!
Stop clicking the freakin' subscribe button!
I'm gonna and get banned!
PEWDIEPIE CAN'T LOSE THAT!
IT'S THE LEGACY OF ALL OF US!
That is enough rambling on my part
[Beautiful rhythmic house music]
More news on the site are coming soon, guys
Ye boy TONY will be off now ;)
I'll see you tomorrow for a new video
Until then bye-bye and stay awesome
[Beautiful rhythmic house music]
PARARAPAPA..
B#$%H LASAGNA, B..
