I had Howard Stern
on the other day,
and then you did his radio show.
He was in town.
Yeah.
And I think it's--
I don't know if you feel this.
I think it's surprising that
we both like him and are
friends with him.
Yes.
Because, at one point,
we may not have been.
I think a lot of people may not
have been at a certain point.
He was mean for a while.
He was a long time ago.
He was definitely--
that was his angle.
Yeah, and he's a
nice guy, right?
He's a sweetheart.
Really sweet.
He's a big drink of
tall, sweet water.
What?
Tall, sweet water?
Tall, dark, and
handsome sweet water.
Were you going to say something
else different about Howard?
I would like to ask how
this kiss happened with him.
He asked for the kiss.
He asked for the kiss?
Yes.
I don't normally just grant
anyone who asks for a kiss,
but--
Will you tell me about it?
What do you mean?
Tell me, how was it?
Did you enjoy it?
Were you nervous?
Did you kind of get into it
at all, or was it just like--
Is this something that's
going to turn you on?
Do I need to--
[LAUGHTER]
Why is this important?
Not when we're with
so many people.
Yeah.
I mean, it was pleasant.
No, I mean, when was last
time you kissed a guy?
Why is everyone so shocked?
I kiss guys.
I kiss guys like that.
I don't make out with guys,
but I kiss guys on the lips.
OK.
Yeah.
When's the last time you
kissed a girl on the lips?
I don't kiss girls on
the lips, actually.
No--
[APPLAUSE]
Is this what it was like?
[CHEERING]
That's what they wanted to see.
They've been wanting
that for years.
That's the last time I
kissed a girl on the lips.
Now you can say that.
You have such soft lips.
So do you.
That's why I do what I do.
[LAUGHTER]
I get it.
Yep.
I get it.
No razor burn.
Nope.
Soft lips.
I get it.
Yep.
All right.
See, now you can add
this to your Instagram.
By the way, you don't know this.
What?
You just made the Guinness
Book of World Records
by the first person
joining Instagram
to get to a million
followers the fastest.
[APPLAUSE]
You did.
You really did.
The Guinness Book?
That's crazy, this thing, huh?
Yes.
Yes.
That's a great thing to start
with, is the cast of Friends.
That's getting
everybody talking.
Well, we're friends, yeah.
So why did you
decide to join now?
Why did it take you
so long to join?
You know what?
It was just one of
those things that--
eventually, it's
not going anywhere.
Right?
No, it's only growing.
Why not join the party?
Yes, exactly.
And it's not that scary.
I'm telling you, it's the way
to kind of share information.
Share information,
connect with your fans.
Right wrongs that
are said about you.
Yes.
Have fun.
Make fun of yourself.
Make fun of people.
Help animals get rescued.
Help animals get rescued.
That's what I do.
I know you do.
Yeah.
I tried to get
that little husky,
that little blue and brown-eyed
husky that you said--
Is it adopted already?
It's already gone.
Oh.
See?
You're doing so much
good for these--
I'm trying to get
these animals adopted.
You're going to do it.
Good.
That's how I got
Clyde, from you.
Huh?
I got Clyde from you.
Yes, we got you your
little doggie, Clyde.
You sure did.
All right.
You know what?
That kiss thing is going
to be on your Instagram
and my Instagram, and
that'll get things going.
OK.
All right.
We get a break.
We'll be right back.
Yep.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more
awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer, and
also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities-- if
you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMS]
[BLEEP]
God!
[BLEEP]
