*DramaAlert intro*
What is up Drama Alert nation? I'm your host Killer Keemstar. Let's get right into the news!
Now our first story is about Jerika! That's right we're talking about
Jake Paul and snake
Recently a leaked Snapchat shows that
Jake Paul cheated on Snake Bitch/Dirty Tampon
See on September 17
Jake Paul went to a Cardi B concert
in Houston, Texas
And he was rocking this lovely jean jacket
And on that night somebody snapped this
Roll it!
*SnapChat  plays*
How could you?? How could you??
NOOOO!
Now during this time Erika Costell was in LA
SHE WASNT THERE!!
Bear with me guys for a second I'm having a moment.
*Jerika Song plays while Keem cries*
Also in the news wait before we go into the next story
Uh didnt you claim that Banks was kissing another girl in the club HOW FUCKING IRONIC HUH
Also in the news speaking about the Pauls
Logan Paul uploaded a video yesterday of him going to Suicide Forest in Japan
and filming a dead guy hanging from a tree
I must say good one Logan totally not a FUCKED UP thing to show
your young children fanbase What the fuck?
Also in the news
NetNoBody also known as SkyDoesMinecraft uploaded a video last night titled
why I'm deleting SkyDoesMinecraft in the video he says
that he is getting rid of his 11 million subscriber channel
well when the clock struck midnight at Hawaiian time
he changed the name of his channel from SkyDoesMinecraft to Adam
and deleted every single one of his minecraft videos
Which I dont really now why you did that SkyDoesMinecraft
because now all these kids have nothing to watch
and their forced to watch this Fucker
*stupid Logan Paul video plays*
Also in the news Vitaly a YouTube prankster
went down to Miami and stayed at a hotel
and was planning to film some pranks
while in Miami now he wasnt planning to do pranks
in the hotel but the hotel security thought he was
and they kicked his ass out Roll it!
*Vitaly's video plays*
At the end of the video Vitaly told his fans to go flame the hotel's Yelp Roll it.
*the rest of the video plays*
And well
this was pretty effective because the hotel's yelp had a 4-star rating and it now only has 1.5
And now for our final story
as we all know
PewDiePie had a rough 2017 and well
and well he's starting off 2018 by taking a rocket to the face
He tweeted out Rocket went off a bit early woops
look's like it shot him right in the eye
Ladies and gentlemen that is it for the news today
guys we're going to stay on this story with Jake Paul
cheating on Snake Bitch/Dirty Tampon
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now i'm going to sign off here but i got a great song to end this off with
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*stupid jerika song plays whilst Jake Paul kisses another bitch in the background*
