✹ Steven Universe:
Backed by Beach City - they all believe in Steven
It won’t take Future Vision to see you’d be left beaten
This half-gem half-human’s 
here on behalf of Planet Earth
The world would be much better 
when this Stars outta my Universe
No Glossaryck is needed to know that Steven Flo-ws
Much better than Hermione Granger if she’d overdosed
I’m a pro!
At dealing with Alien imposters
A personality so stiff - this clod would never win an Oskar
Being sick on a microphone is my new Gem ability
My raps won’t get off your ███,
like they’re your responsibilities
Your Karaoke Kid got snatched by Jackie, 
that’s too funny
Before I half you like your wand, return to your smooch buddy
☆ Star Butterfly:
Woah!
Bout to go all ‘monarchy’ on this Tumblrs wet dream
Who’s but a grown woman in the body of a preteen
From laser puppies to fortune cookies! 
My shows’ got it all!
You’re stuck with plot arcs more prolonged 
than your floaty freefall!
You’re three feet tall! 
No bird-brain dwarf has ever stopped me
I know that Steven Flows about as sticky as Toffee
You could use a Big Diet - you’re looking out of shape
If every porkchop were perfect - 
you’d still be three times my weight
I’m a Bloodmoon baller, holla from the heart of Mewni
Take on Estelle (Garnet), Pinocchio (Pearl) 
and the purple Tutti Fruity (Amethyst)
Roses are dead, what's the use of feeling blue?
If he doesn’t keep his big mouth shut 
then Steven will be too
✹Steven Universe:
Not even a Warnicorn Stampede could move me
For a girl that acts smart - 
you’d be outwitted by the rubies
☆Star Butterfly:
You’ve never been to school, 
you’re trying to put me in my place?
You’re Greg’s mistake! 
Let me drive my van into your face
✹Steven Universe:
Speaking of parents - 
to yours you’re just a disappointment
Everyone you know thinks 
you’re nothing but an annoyance
☆Star Butterfly:
No one likes me? Tell that to StarFan13!
Crushing over your only friend? 
Now someone’s thirsty
✹Steven Universe: 
You’re a failure Sailor Moon, 
when you’re tailored ‘gainst the son of whom
Outgunned a thousand Quartz 
who’d cage us Human beings in a zoo
Then turn Earth into a resource, 
a breeding ground for more Gem pawns
Forged from the rocks they wouldn't 
stop until the break of War
☆Star Butterfly:
This is a Rap Battle, for once stop dwelling on the past
Without a magic Hourglass you’d struggle to comeback
So relax Shtoo-ball- and bow down to the queen
Your gem moms would be much happier 
if you were never conceived
