PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS HEMSWORTH, 
CHADWICK BOSEMAN, KAREN GILLAN, 
SEBASTIAN STAN AND JOSH BROLIN.
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>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY.
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE -- MARVEL, 
MARVEL DO A GREAT JOB WITH 
DIVERSITY.
BUT YOU'D THINK THERE WOULD BE 
ONE SHORT, FAT PERSON IN THE 
BUNCH, RIGHT?
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>> OH, COME ON.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GUYS 
DOING?
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
>> GOOD. 
>> GREAT. 
>> Jimmy: A LOT OF EXCITEMENT.
PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING A LOT.
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>> Jimmy: SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M 
TALKING ABOUT.
IS THIS NOW -- I MEAN, DO YOU 
FIND YOURSELF DOING THIS A LOT?
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>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S THE 
FUNNY THING IS IF I DON'T WANT 
TO DO IT, I HAVE TO NOT LEAVE 
THE HOUSE, PRETTY MUCH.
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>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO DO IT A 
LOT?
>> I'VE BEEN CHASED IN CARS, 
I'VE ACTUALLY DONE THE SCENE 
FROM "COMING TO AMERICA" WHERE 
HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM AND 
PEOPLE ARE BOWING TO HIM.
I'VE DONE THAT.
THAT ONE'S HAPPENING. 
>> Jimmy: DOES IT SLOW YOU DOWN,
LIKE AT THE AIRPORT?
>> NO IT ACTUALLY SPEEDS THINGS 
UP. 
>> Jimmy: IT DOES. 
>> YEAH, YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, YOU DON'T
GET FRISKED WHEN YOU GET THIS 
THING, RIGHT?
YEAH.
WHEN "THOR" CAME OUT, I MEAN, I 
JUST DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW 
THESE MOVIES CONTINUE TO BE GOOD
ONE AFTER THE OTHER AFTER THE 
OTHER.
IT SEEMS LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A 
DUD IN THE MIX.
BUT "AUTHOR: RAGNAROK" COMES 
OUT, A HUGE HIT, HILARIOUS.
"BLACK PANTHER" COMES OUT AND 
IT'S JUST THIS MONSTER, HUGE, 
CULTURAL PHENOMENON.
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>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY RHYME OR 
REASON --
>> THEN "INFINITY WAR" COMES 
OUT, NOBODY SEES IT.
>> Jimmy: LITERALLY NOBODY GOES 
TO SEE IT.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN. 
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY RIVALRY 
LIKE BETWEEN LIKE YOU GUYS, YOUR
SOLO MOVIES?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- I JUST -- 
EVERY TIME ANOTHER FILM COMES 
OUT, A NEW CHARACTER, AND THEY 
DO BETTER THAN MY FILM, I JUST 
REMIND MYSELF, I WAS ONE OF THE 
FOUNDING MEMBERS.
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THEN I LOOK AT THE REVIEWS AND 
THE BOX OFFICE AND I'M LIKE, IT 
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
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>> Jimmy: SO LAST TIME CHRIS WAS
HERE HE SAID HE TOOK FIVE OF 
THOR'S HAMMERS HOME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MISSED 
FIVE HAMMERS.
YOU MANAGED TO SMUGGLE FIVE 
HOME. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: ONE'S IN YOUR 
BATHROOM. 
>> ONE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING 
FROM THE MARVEL POLICE, DID THEY
CONTACT YOU?
>> A COUPLE OF COMMENTS.
JUST WHAT WAS MADE VERY 
DIFFICULT FOR ME TO GET ANOTHER 
HAMMER FROM THE NEXT MOVIE. 
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> OR THE NEW WEAPON THAT I HAVE
IN THIS FILM.
OH, I'M GOING TO GET ONE LAMB 
MATED -- NO, NO, WE KNOW WHAT 
YOU'VE DONE FIVE TIMES. 
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING 
FROM THE SET, ANY MEMENTOS?
>> HE OBVIOUSLY TOOK MY COSTUME.
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>> MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF 
JEALOUSY GOING ON.
I THOUGHT I ROCKED IT REALLY 
WELL BUT HE'S ALREADY TAKEN OVER
THE PURPLE. 
>> YOU DROPPED THE BALL, MAN, I 
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 
WITH THE GRAY. 
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE THE 
VILLAIN.
YOU REALLY DON'T GET ALONG. 
>> NO, NO. 
>> OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE COUCH.
>> TOO TALL FOR ME, NOT MY TYPE.
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>> Jimmy: DO YOU TAKE ANY OF 
VANOS' STUFF?
>> THERE WAS A LEOPARD SKIN 
THONG THAT I STOLE.
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>> THAT EQUALIZED ALL THE EVIL 
EARLY ON, YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU WEARING THAT 
NOW?
>> I AM. 
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE, THAT'S GREAT.
>> I AM, YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: SEBASTIAN?
YOU TAKE ANYTHING?
>> IT BRINGS THE HUMANITY BACK, 
YOU KNOW.
>> I JUST -- SORRY.
>> NO, YOU, PLEASE.
>> I WAS GOING TO TELL MY 
ENDLESS SUPPLY OF K-Y JELLY -- 
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I KNOW YOU HAVE A MENTAL ARM. 
>> IT'S WITH THE K-Y.
A LOVELY EXPERIENCE FIRST THING 
IN THE MORNING.
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>> THERE IT IS.
>> I HAVE THE BEADS.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE BEADS?
>> I HAVE THEM ON RIGHT NOW.
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>> YOU COULD DO A SWAP.
HIS G-STRING FOR THE BEADS.
>> Jimmy: WHO IN YOUR LIVES -- 
REMEMBER, YOU CAN TAKE THIS 
QUESTION -- YOU CAN ALL ANSWER 
THE QUESTION.
WHO IN YOUR LIVES IS MOST 
EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS, YOU 
BEING IN THIS MOVIE, AND ABOUT 
MARVEL MOVIES IN GENERAL?
>> MY BOOKKEEPER.
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>> YEAH, AND THE GUY WHO OWNS 
THE BANK.
NO, MY BROTHER.
MY BROTHER IS A FANATIC ABOUT 
THIS STUFF.
WHEN YOU START TO GET INTO REAL 
FANA
FANATICS, I'M GOING TO PLAY 
THANOS, WAIT A SECOND, MAN, 
YOU'RE PLAYING THANOS, WHY?
THEN YOU START TO GO -- HE SAID,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PREP?
I TELL HIM MY PREP.
HE GOES, THAT'S TOTALLY WRONG. 
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S COOL BEING 
AROUND FANATICS.
YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: HE TAKES THIS THE 
VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY?
>> VERY SERIOUSLY.
I MIGHT NOT BE HERE NEXT WEEK.
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>> Jimmy: DID YOU BRING YOUR 
BROTHER TO THE PREMIERE?
>> I DID NOT.
HE CHOSE NOT TO BE AT THE 
PREMIERE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO 
SEE IT IN A GROUP WITH HIS 
FRIENDS. 
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY, HE CHOSE 
NOT TO BE WITH ME.
IN ORDER TO HAVE HIS OWN 
EXPERIENCE.
BECAUSE HE KNEW THE PREMIERE 
MIGHT BE ABOUT THAT THING, 
ACTORS, ALL THAT KIND OF -- I 
KIND OF UNDERSTAND, I KIND OF 
UNDERSTAND. 
>> Jimmy: WITH BROTHERS --
>> IF YOU SEE MY BROTHER OUT 
THERE, MAKE BIT MY BROTHER, IF 
YOU SEE HIM IN THE THEATER.
>> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THE REST OF 
YOU?
YOU HAVE SIMILAR THINGS?
>> MY MOM WENT TO SEE "BLACK 
PANTHER" THEN CALLED ME 
AFTERWARDS AND SAID, I THOUGHT 
YOU WERE IN THIS FILM.
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I SAID, I I AM AT THE END.
SHE SAID, I DIDN'T STAY.
>> Jimmy: SHE DIDN'T STAY?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO 
STAY TO THE END.
IS IT REIMPORTANT THAT PEOPLE 
STAY TO THE END OF THIS FILM?
>> YES, I WOULD SAY SO. 
>> PAST THE CREDITS.
A LITTLE TEASER. 
>> CAN'T TELL YOU WHY. 
>> YEAH, TELEPHONE. 
>> YOU HAVE TO SAY. 
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU SURPRISED BY 
ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU 
SAW IT IN FULL WITH A REAL 
SCRIPT AND NOT THE FAKE ONE THEY
GAVE EVERYBODY?
>> YES. 
>> YES. 
>> YEAH. 
>> ABSOLUTELY. 
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE?
>> YEAH BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU 
WHY.
>> Jimmy: IT WOULD RUIN 
EVERYBODY ELSE'S SURPRISE.
>> I LITERALLY YELLED OUT.
LIKE "NO THEY DIDN'T!"
I GOT EMBARRASSED.
I YELLED IT OUT.
LIKE A TRUE FAN.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW A CERTAIN 
THING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT MARK 
RUFFALO WAS HERE.
A LOT OF THE CAST WAS HERE LAST 
NIGHT.
HE SAID THAT JOSH, YOU CALLED 
HIM AND SAID, DO YOU THINK I 
SHOULD DO THIS?
IS THIS A PART I SHOULD TAKE?
WHY WERE YOU HESITANT?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET 
CONFIRMATION?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS PRACTICAL.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE 
TO PUT ON PROSTHETICS.
WHEN YOU'RE 750 POUNDS, THAT 
DOESN'T SEEM SO ATTRACTIVE.
BUT YEAH, I KIND OF TALKED TO 
THE GUYS AND THEY, YOU KNOW, 
TOLD ME WHAT THE STORY WAS, THEY
TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY, WHICH 
WAS AMAZING.
THEN I CALLED RUFFALO, WHO I'VE 
KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME, HEY, MAN,
LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHOULD I
DO THIS?
HE GOES, YOU'LL FEEL MORE OUT OF
SORTS THAN YOU'VE EVER FELT 
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VELCRO ONESIE
ON WITH Xs, DOTS ON YOUR FACE, 
YOU HAVE A HELMET WITH A CAN 
THAT'S LIKE THAT.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW "THE 
JERK" WITH STEVE MARTIN.
THE EYES -- HALF OF MY 
PERFORMANCE IS LIKE THAT.
AND THEN HE SAID, BUT WHEN YOU 
ULTIMATELY SEE IT, YOU'LL BE 
BLOWN AWAY.
YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY.
THEN WHEN I SAW MARK, HONESTLY, 
FOUR YEARS LATER ON THE SET, HE 
WAS IN HIS ONESIE, I WAS IN MY 
ONESIE, WE WERE IN OUR DOTS, WE 
WALKED TOWARD EACH OTHER AND HE 
GOES, "I'M SO DONE WITH THIS."
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>> HE MAY VERY WELL BE AFTER
