What's going on here?
You expressed an interest
in having people over,
and I feel
I dismissed it too quickly.
So, I took matters
into my own hands,
and I arranged a brunch.
Well, that's so nice.
Who's coming?
Oh, uh, Stuart,
Bert from the geology lab,
and Mrs. Petrescu
from downstairs.
You mean the Romanian lady
on the second floor?
Yes.
Oh, fun story:
she grew up with ten siblings.
Or possibly penguins.
Her English is atrocious.
That's an odd mix of people.
Well, for our first time
hosting,
I thought it would be wise
to conduct a trial run.
You know,
like how I practiced
for that Halloween haunted house
by going into the bathroom
at the bus station.
You never went
into that haunted house.
You never saw what jumped out
at me at the bus station.
Well, thank you, Sheldon.
This is a fun surprise.
Oh.
Well, the real surprise is
how surprised you are
that I'm great at surprises.
Well, that's not a
surprise at all.
I mean, if I knew you
were good at surprises,
I would have
expected the surprise,
and therefore not
have been surprised.
But as it is,
I didn't know,
and therefore my surprise
should be unsurprising.
Don't get me all randy.
Guests are on the way.
