[roaring]
[June] The Last Kids on Earth,
Apocalyptic Survival Guide.
[grunts]
[camera shutter clicking]
[Dirk] Gadgets!
In a monster-zombie apocalypse,
some of these amazing gadgets... Oh!
[groaning] Could save your life.
Like the Bottle Rocket Launcher.
Simply pick your favorite color,
point, and fire!
-[roaring]
-[screaming]
Or, uh, this one works every time!
The Boom-erang that goes boom!
-Oh, come on!
-[roars]
Well, uh, when in doubt, our bestseller,
the Smoke Flash Capsule, never fails!
-[grunts]
-[growling]
This stinks.
I swear, they usually work!
[bell ringing]
Great, now Big Mama's Rolling
Monster Radar is messing up too.
[tires screeching]
[roaring]
Uh, 'fraid not, buddy.
We're being surrounded!
Let's do this!
[weapons loading]
[screaming]
[cheering]
We told you they worked, bud.
Thank you for visiting
Quint's post apocalyptic
home shopping survival guide.
-[pops]
-[grunts]
Uh... See? They work!
-[grunting]
-[screaming]
[Quint] Can you think
of any other inventions
that would be helpful in the apocalypse?
You might save one of our lives.
