No really. I like watching different movies
But from all these movies
there's one movie which is very close to my heart
It's called BAGHBAN. Have you seen Baghban?
Oh Dayum!!!
First time... How many of you cried the first time when you saw the film?
I too cried a lot when I first saw it
but when I saw it second time, I thought, WHY???
There was no need
Baghban is that movie which...
makes you feel guilty whenever you watch it.
Whosoever sees it... A kid...
Middle - aged...
An old person...
Or even if a dead person sees it...
Then also you'll be filled with Guilt
"I must have done something wrong with my parents"
*GUILT SOUND*
Even if you are an Orphan...
"I must have done something wrong with my parents"
That movie has such an impact on my life, that whenever it's on TV...
...Amitabh cries on TV, my Dad judges me!
Then he tells me, "Children always forget their parents..."
Dafuq?
Amitabh is an Actor, you are my real Dad. Grow Up Man!
Dad: "But Mr. Shah's son also forgot him..."
Me: "That's because he's got Alzheimer's bruh."
Me: "...and he's not a kid, he's a 60 year old man!"
*Gibberish Guilt*
and... Amitabh is a weird character-
Amitabh Bachchan's character in Baghban is really weird...
He's trying to impress his own wife since the past 25 YEARS in the movie!
With the same trick...
"I'll come back from office at 4 PM and she won't know"
I said "She ain't Loco!"
She lives with you
She also must have given up... "It's been 25 Years, someone please make him STOP."
His wife is 60 years old
most probably has back pain
might be taking an afternoon nap
and this guy shows up outta nowhere
*Enthusiastic Holi Song*
Just appears!!!
Anytime!!!
Diwali... Dussehra... Navratri
*Enthusiastic Holi Song*
Goes to someone's funeral with colors...
*Enthusiastic Holi Song*
I think there was a reason that his kids left him.
He must be watering his plants in the morning
while his kids bid goodbye to him before going to school, "Bye Papa..."
*Enthusiastic Holi Song*
Wets them!
Poor kids had to take a sick leave almost everyday...
They got so sick they left!
"We don't want stay with him. He's Loco."
I think Amitabh Bachchan surpassed Gabbar Singh in playing Holi
I think he only wanted to play in Sholay
and poor Gabbar was framed.
Gabbar was a very Clueless and Simple guy. Really.
He didn't know anything!
"How many people were there?"
"How much bounty is on my head?"
"Where can I get the Form for FD?"
Guy was Clueless!
Really
Amitabh Bachchan's character in Baghban is really very weird
He's mostly crying throughout the film
Can't find his Flipflops
CRIES
No satisfaction at all!
His life is almost perfect in the movie by the way...
His life is almost perfect!
There might be only few whose lives are as perfect as his.
I'll tell you.
He has a job of a Bank Manager in the movie.
Lives in a big ass Bungalow.
Has Dharmendra's Wife
He gets to eat free food for almost 6 months in Paresh Rawal's restaurant after Separation...
All the youngsters are tired on Valentine's Day
but this sugar daddy be like...
PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!
He goes home after having such a kickass day
and his daughter-in-law who works almost 9 hours a day
might have made dinner for him
he takes it out and tries it,
it tastes less salty, so he goes into a phone booth and sings...
*Super Duper Sad Song*
Ruins his dinner
Ruins his wife's dinner as well
Wastes 10 bucks in phone booth 
for salt worth 10 Cents...
Then why wouldn't God give you a son like Abhishek?!
*F@&K Yeah that Joke Nailed It*
Abhishek always works
at least in jokes...
And it's not like I didn't think from Amitabh's point of view
I thought his children could also have been jerks
but in one scene, Amitabh is walking and runs into something,
his specs fall on the floor and they break, because...
GRAVITY
Newton discovered it, not me.
he asks his kid, "Hey son... please get my specs fixed"
His kid honestly tells him "Dad. I have no money."
"See... my pocket's are empty. I ain't got no money"
So he goes into phone booth again...
*Super Duper Sad Song*
There is no money Brooo!!!
I just got 500 bucks left
and if you keep spending 10 bucks in that phone booth...
then how are we going to buy colors for Holi bruh?
And don't even get me started on those drunk dial ones...
So then, at last I stopped watching movies.
I started watching serials.
*TORMENTED SOULS SCREAMING*
Now
in India
Television shows are so bad that...
that if you watch them constantly, your brain can get AIDS
Unbelievable shows!
My mom watches a serial called Naagin
Totally illogical show
I mean there is logic, but totally ILL!
*Couldn't resist that PUN*
Really! Totally stupid show...
Let me tell you it's premise.
The lead actress of the show...
The Daughter-in-Law... She is a Supernatural Snake
Her Mother-in-Law wants to kill her...
Her Husband dies & comes back to life...
Her Father-in-Law hides the Supernatural Ruby...
And I'm like "Doesn't anyone in your family has a freakin JOB???"
"Where do you get money for all these fancy clothes and electricity?"
"If you got 500 bucks then please give it to Amitabh... Poor guy is still..."
*Super Duper Sad Song*
