[NOISE]
>> Steve!
>> [NOISE]
>> No one realizes the sheer horror-
>> Austin just chucked a beer can,
>> What?
>> At the champion.
>> What the heck are you doing?
>> Stone Cold's fired up!
You could put an eye out with that.
>> As I was saying,
no one realizes the sheer horror of
the Hell in a Cell more than I do.
Hey, look, look at this!
>> Austin taking target practice and
Angle's the target!
>> Austin must really hate Angle
to be throwing good beer at him!
>> Hold on a second.
To say that I like milk and cookies,
and you like the Backstreet Boys.
>> Look out!
That was a strike.
>> I think he should be signed
up as a quarterback for XFL.
>> Hold on a second, first of all,
I don't even like sweets.
And as far as the Backstreet Boys.
>> Look out!
I wouldn't mention Backstreet Boys again.
>> What is wrong with you?
>> Aah!
Man.
[NOISE]
>> How
many beers has he got in there, a case?
>> [NOISE]
>> The crowd coming alive with the guard.
>> If you implore another.
>> [LAUGH] Don't encourage it.
>> Forget it, Austin.
>> I got plenty more beer,
keep running your damn mouth.
>> [NOISE]
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> Hey, wait, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell is this?
>> We had a report of a fire,
we're just here to investigate.
>> There's no fire here to investigate,
there's not a damn thing.
What you saw was a little
something over here,
you know something, you fireman
are no different than the cops.
You know what?
When you need them, you're not around.
When you don't want them, you show up and
you give us a bunch of crap.
There's not a damn thing wrong
with any of this, exactly.
[SOUND]
>> It's Stone Cold!
Stone Cold, Stone Cold,
he's going through the firemen!
>> Rattlesnake alert, rattlesnake alert!
>> Austin beating the hell out of
Booker T in the skybox above the arena.
>> Yeah, look at them.
>> And Booker T running for his life!
[NOISE]
>> Austin in pursuit of Booker T.
>> JR, it's like Booker T's
running like a scolded dog.
>> And he should be running.
He crossed Austin,
the undisputed champ twice this week.
>> [NOISE]
>> You better run from him, TO.
>> And Austin knocking Booker T down,
the Rattlesnake.
>> [NOISE]
>> [NOISE]
>> I will recite to you, in this
please feel free to join
[MUSIC]
>> What?
>> Well that ain't Shakespeare.
That's a Texas rattlesnake.
>> Yeah, and I'd venture to say
that Stone Cold Steve Austin
probably things Shakespeare's
an African dance or something.
>> I think William Regal's Shakespeare
reading has
[MUSIC]
>> It's come to intermission,
it's how we say.
>> Look out!
>> My god.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I don't think [INAUDIBLE].
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [NOISE]
>> [SOUND] When the moon hits
your eye like a big pizza
pie, that's amore.
>> No.
[SOUND]
[NOISE]
>> [LAUGH]
>> Please, no more.
>> I'm just getting started.
>> No.
[SOUND]
>> Whoa!
[SOUND]
>> Who the hell are you?
I'd like to apologize on behalf
of my incompetent driver.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I got you something
you little rascal.
>> He did.
>> Yeah, I didn't forget about you.
>> That's great.
>> You`re my pal
>> Yeah
>> I like you.
Not very much, but I like you.
>> Is that it?
>> Yes
>> Wow.
>> For you
>> Man this is great guys
>> Open
it up
>> Gosh.
Hey but, I wanna make sure.
Is it good this way?
>> No, straight down.
What we can do, we get some steam,
we can shape them later.
>> Steam them?
>> Yeah, make them look the exact same.
>> Hey guys, how's this look?
>> [LAUGH]
>> I feel like a real cowboy.
Yippee kay yay.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> You look great.
>> Thank you I feel great.
>> You look really good.
>> No disqualification.
And there's Billy Gun,
Billy Gun [INAUDIBLE] DX to
the [INAUDIBLE] look out.
[MUSIC]
>> What,
[MUSIC]
[SOUND] Stone Cold is here
[INAUDIBLE] Stone Cold is here
look out Mr McMahon don't let
him [INAUDIBLE] Look out!
>> Stone Cold with a chair.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> He pulled Mankind on The Rock!
>> No, no!
>> One, two-
>> Don't do it!
>> Three!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Here is your winner, and the new-
>> My God, no!
>> Mankind did it!
Mick Foley did it!
No, Stone Cold did it.
Mankind has achieved his dream,
and the dream of everyone else
whose been told you can't do it.
No, you can't do it, you can't do this.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> The Rock fighting for his life here.
>> Man, the Rock has shifted and
another step, baby.
>> [INAUDIBLE]
[NOISE].
Austin the Rock.
But remember
what Austin said
earlier tonight,
he tells the Rock [INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC]
>> You can't see me.
>> Wait a minute!
>> No!
A stunnner to John Cena.
>> Here's a little number my dad
used to sing to me, in the mix, and
it always worked every time.
When I was just a little kid,
sick daughter day and
he starts to scramble the guitar, what?
Here it is.
This is from me to you.
Deb you can sing along
if you know the words.
Looks like it's out of
tune [SOUND] Better?
[MUSIC]
>> That man right there.
>> What?
>> A chmpionship match.
>> What?
>> At the Backlash
>> What?
>> Why?
>> Why?
>> Cuz he deserves it.
>> What?
>> Cuz he's got that stupid bandana?
>> What?
>> And stupid tattoos?
>> What?
>> Those stupid gloves.
>> What?
>> Those stupid pants.
>> What?
>> Those damn boots.
>> What?
>> Does he scare you?
>> What?
>> Does he make you shake?
>> What?
>> Are you intimidated?
>> What?
>> Is he special?
>> What?
>> Are you scared?
>> What?
>> Is it because he's got
Deadman on his shirt?
>> What?
>> What does that mean?
>> What?
>> That you're dead?
>> What?
>> You don't breathe?
>> What?
>> You got no pulse?
>> What?
>> You're not alive?
>> What?
>> You bought the farm?
>> What?
>> You bit the big one?
You kick the bucket.
You think you're special.
You deserve a championship match.
Why?
>> Why?
I want to know why?
>> Why?
Because you ride that stupid bike.
>> Why?
>> I read that stuff too close [BLEEP].
As long as I want to.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Now,
the old Steve Austin,
the old Stone Cold Steve Austin
would probably tell you to take this
camera and stick it up your [BLEEP].
>> Hey!
>> [NOISE]
>> Tell him that.
>> I know that was the old Stone Cold.
>> Thank you
>> That was the old Stone Cold.
The new Stone Cold wants
you to take this camera and
get the film developed because this
is the absolute last time [INAUDIBLE].
>> I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
>> Wait a minute.
>> To hell with the corporate image.
>> The rattlesnake,
Rattlesnakes don't make corporate pants.
>> What's he doing now?
>> [INAUDIBLE] What's the matter with you?
>> [INAUDIBLE] You gotta remember,
son, what you see is what you get
with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
I ain't fancy, and
I'm not a redneck from South Texas?
You're damn right!
And I ain't gonna change for nobody!
>> [APPLAUSE]
