BARACK OBAMA: Good evening. I'm Barack Obama.
BARACK OBAMA: And I'm the President of the United States.
BARACK OBAMA: Good evening. I'm Barack Obama. I'm the President of the United States.
KELGOS: Oh, fuck you. Get out of here with that shit.
RADON: Oh, shit, the President is on my team.
ACHILLES: Barack Obama!
MINGA: Hello, Mr. President!
QJ SIR DAVE: Oh my God, it's the President!
BARACK OBAMA: What's up?
RUSSBOY93: Oh my God.
BARACK OBAMA: Rush Limbaugh warned you about this. Second term, baby.
BARACK OBAMA: I'm not the strapping, young, Muslim socialist I used to be.
MCKNIGHTER: What the, what the. Did I hear that?
FLATARTIQ: Mr.President, it is an honor to play with you. 
BARACK OBAMA: I want to hear from you. Your ideas. Your experiences. Your stories.
FATGIRL: I'm about to kill my cat.
KELGOS: Here's my idea. Shoot yourself in the head.
FROGS: Let's go get healed. Oh God, Obama just ate a person.
KELGOS: You're a douche.
BARACK OBAMA: I'm sorry, who'd you say you were?
BARACK OBAMA: I mean it this time.
KELGOS: Okay, I'm not mad anymore. That's actually fucking hilarious.
FROST: To Narnia, Barack!
ACHILLES: Get out of my game, Barry, I'm trying to enjoy myself.
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ROBERT_ALLISON: There you go. Good job, Barack Obama.
BARACK OBAMA: Gracias!
ROBERT_ALLISON: That's the first and last time I'm saying that.
BAWUB: Obama, we need a commander.
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KELGOS: Yeah, Obama, go comm the other team. That'd be good. That'd be great, actually.
OZZZDADDY: Yeah, that'd be great. Show some leadership.
BARACK OBAMA: I know.
OLZVYN: Aren't you supposed to, uh, run a country instead of playing on Natural Selection?
FATCAT: Barack would not be playing NS2 right now. He would be solving national debt.
DEMOSTHANE: Heh, that's a lie. That is a lie, right there.
KHANTIN: That's mostly hope, right there. 
DEMOSTHANE: He might not be playing NS2, but he won't be solving national debt any time soon.
ASSASSINMAX96: How are we going to kill them? The humans, that is.
BARACK OBAMA: Violence and want and strife. Climate change.
AAA: Why are the aliens concerned with climate change?
ASSASSINMAX96: No, we're going to give them climate change.
BARACK OBAMA: You need to make sure your child can speak Spanish. 
AAA: What?! Did I hear that right?
MCKNIGHTER: What the?
OLZIVYN: Um, why not German?
MCKNIGHTER: I support it.
ASSASSINMAX96: I already speak Spanish.
MCKNIGHTER: Mexican takeover.
AAA: You should speak Spanish because it's not like the United States is an English country or anything.
KELGOS: We should probably learn Mandarin before Spanish.
BARACK OBAMA: We can't just talk to our friends we also have to talk to our enemies.
MCKNIGHTER: So we're-we're going to cuss them out in Spanish?
BOMBSHELLBOB: Now he's negotiating with fuckin' terrorists.
EGGL4NDSB3ST: Fuck all these Barack Obamas.
AAA: All I can hear is bullshit coming out of Barack Obama. I can-I can't lie!
BARACK OBAMA: Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
KALAP: Mr. Obama, you're not making any sense!
BARACK OBAMA: Damn. Shit's getting way too complicated for me.
OLZIVYN: If this is complicated for you then why are you President of the United States?
BARACK OBAMA: Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
D0NUT: Fuck you, Obama. Death to America. Fuck your drones. 
D0NUT: Fuck yourself, you little dipshit. You're gonna die.
GOSU: Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, Barack. 
ZIPPERS: I want Cliton's opinion. Let's bring Bill in.
D0NUT: I'm gonna assassinate you, Obama. You and your fuckin drones.
D0NUT: I'm going to fucking put you to the the dick and make it suck it.
BARACK OBAMA: That's incredibly impressive.
FIRESTORM: What's more impressive is that you're doing nothing to help.
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D0NUT: I'll drink your blood. You're too corrupt for me to drink your blood.
BARACK OBAMA: Part of the problem of course lies in the imperfections of man.
CSM.HOXTON: Shut the fuck up, Obama!
D0NUT: Speak again you fuckshit. 
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FIRESTORM: Oh, shut up, Barack. 
FIRESTORM: You're all Barack and no bite.
BARACK OBAMA: You don't understand.
FIRESTORM: I understand better than you.
BARACK OBAMA: Yeah, that's what you said the last time. 
:FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
FIRESTORM: There hasn't been a last time.
FIRESTORM: Are you getting Alzheimer's early?
Uh. Uh. Uhuh. Uh.
KALAP: I'm so fucking horny right now.
