WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME.
TONIGHT WE HAVE A GAME WITH OUR 
GUESTS.
FIRST LET'S GIVE A SUPERHERO 
WELCOME TO --
DANAI GURIRA, TOM HIDDLESTON, 
MARK RUFFALO, DAVE BAUTISTA, AND
SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
WELCOME AVENGERS.
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>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU
HERE.
THE AUDIENCE IS ENTHUSED.
WE ALL KNOW YOU GUYS WORKED SIDE
BY SIDE TO MAKE "AVENGERS: 
INFINITY WAR."
BUT HOW WELL DO YOU REALLY KNOW 
EACH OTHER IS THE QUESTION 
TONIGHT THAT HOPEFULLY WE WILL 
ANSWER.
HOW CLOSELY DO YOU LOOK TO THE 
SIDE WHEN YOU ARE SIDE BY SIDE?
WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT NOW.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "GUESS THE 
AVENGER."
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH HOW THE 
GAME WORKS?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS GAME 
BEFORE?
>> NEVER. 
>> NO. 
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORK.
I WILL SHARE A FACT, HOPEFULLY 
AN INTERESTING FACT, ABOUT TOM, 
DAVE, DENAI, MARK, OR SCARLETT.
EACH OF THEM WILL WRITE DOWN 
WHETHER IT WAS YOU OR WHETHER IT
WAS SOMEONE ELSE.
YOU HAVE TO GET THE AVENGER.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
IT'S YOU THE STORY IS ABOUT, 
JUST WRITE "ME" ON THE BOARD.
FIT IS NOT, GUESS WHO IT IS.
ALL RIGHT?
VERY GOOD.
DON'T LET THE OTHER AVENGERS SEE
YOUR ANSWER.
EVERY TIME YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY 
GUILLERMO WILL AWARD YOU WITH A 
BONSAI TREE.
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GOT A LOT OF BONSAI TREES.
THE FIRST FACT IS, THIS AVENGER 
FLASHED A STRANGER IN AN 
AIRPLANE BATHROOM.
THIS AVENGER FLASHED A STRANGER 
IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM.
BOARDS HAVE BEEN MARKED.
AND SINCE THEY HAVE, WE'LL START
WITH MARK.
MARK?
>> I WOULD SAY DAVE BAUTISTA.
>> Jimmy: DAVE, WAS IT YOU?
>> I DID, BUT I WOULDN'T ADMIT 
IT. 
>> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT DAVE.
IT WAS YOU?
>> DENIED. 
>> I ALSO SAID DAVE.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
TOM, WHO DO YOU THINK FLASHED 
SOMEONE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS MARK.
>> Jimmy: AND DAVE?
DAVE SAYS?
IT WAS SCARLETT.
>> OH. 
>> Jimmy: DAVE, YOU ARE CORRECT.
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>> NICE. 
>> WHICH WAS UNINTENTIONAL, 
THOUGH. 
>> Jimmy: IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL?
>> YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. 
>> Jimmy: IS THAT TECHNICALLY 
FLASH FIGURE UNINTENTIONAL?
>> YOUR PRODUCERS WROTE THE 
CARD, I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY?
AND IS THIS PERSON STILL ALIVE?
>> I DIDN'T KEEP IN TOUCH. 
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T, REALLY, 
INTERESTING. 
>> NO.
I WAS IN USING THE BATHROOM.
IN THE PLANE.
AS ONE DOES.
>> Jimmy: YES. 
>> AND I GUESS I DIDN'T LOCK THE
DOOR.
IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY, I DON'T
KNOW.
I THOUGHT I DID.
AND I WENT BACK TO GRAB -- 
>> THAT OLD CHESTNUT.
>> I WENT TO GRAB THE TOILET 
PAPER, AND MY ENTIRE VAGINA WAS 
SPLAYED OUT.
YES, I SAID VAGINA.
AND THEN -- DEAL WITH IT.
AND THE GUY OPENS THE DOOR, HE 
LOOKS DOWN, HE GOES LIKE THIS.
HE'S LIKE, OH, OH -- OH!
LIKE THAT.
AND I WAS LIKE -- [ BLEEP ] 
DOOR!
DOOR CLOSED.
OH MY GOD.
IT WAS BEFORE THE PLANE TOOK 
OFF.
THEN I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR AND 
WALK PAST THE ENTIRE LIKE CABIN 
OF PEOPLE THAT ALL JUST HEARD 
ME.
ARRGH!
THEN THEY'RE LIKE, OH, IT WAS 
SCARLETT.
AND IT WAS HER VAGINA. 
>> Jimmy: WOW, WE'RE OFF TO A 
FLYING START ON THIS ONE.
SCARLETT AND DAVE EACH HAVE A 
BONSAI TREE.
THIS AVENGER AND CLASSMATES 
UPROOTED HALF A DOZEN TREES AND 
REPLANTED THEM ON THE 50 YARD 
LINE OF THEIR HIGH SCHOOL 
FOOTBALL FIELD.
WHO IS THIS AVENGER CAST MEMBER?
DENAI, WE'LL START WITH YOU. 
>> I GO WITH MARK.
>> Jimmy: MARK?
MARK, WAS IT YOU?
OR WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS?
>> I THINK IT'S DAVE.
>> I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS MARK. 
>> Jimmy: TOM?
>> I THINK IT'S DAVE BAUTISTA.
>> Jimmy: DAVE, WAS IT DAVE 
BAUTISTA?
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: BONSAI TREES.
>> YEAH, WHEN YOU SAID HE AND 
PLAYED FOOTBALL?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I JUST THINK -- IT WAS ONLY 
ONE PERSON LEFT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY. 
>> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT'S A COMPLIMENT FROM 
SCARLETT AND DENAI.
WE HAVE BONSAI TREES ALL AROUND.
WAS THAT A SUCCESSFUL PRANK?
>> NO, NO, IT ACTUALLY GOT ME 
SUSPENDED.
>> Jimmy: IT DID?
>> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T THINK IT 
WAS FUNNY AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: NEXT QUESTION IS, THIS
AVENGER LEARNED TO PLAY THE 
SPOONS IN A BAR AND HAS BECOME 
VERY PROFICIENT AT SPOON 
PLAYING.
WHO AMONG YOU?
EVERYONE, GO AHEAD AND REVEAL 
YOUR CARDS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
THE SPOON PLAYER IS?
EVERYBODY GETS A BONSAI TREE!
TOM, YOU BROUGHT IT, DO YOU HAVE
ANY SPOONS ON YOU THAT PERHAPS 
YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE THIS GIFT?
>> THERE YOU GO, SCARLETT. 
>> Jimmy: MAYBE BONSAI TREES 
WEREN'T THE MOST PRACTICAL. 
>> REALLY?
>> I WANTED A BONSAI.
I'M EXCITED.
>> I LOVE BONSAI.
>> Jimmy: TOM, YOU HAVE SPOONS?
>> I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE PAIR 
OF SPOONS. 
>> Jimmy: YOU DO, ALL RIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: WOW.
A LOT OF TALENT HERE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THOUGHT IT
WASN'T TOM?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS MARK.
>> HONESTLY?
>> YEAH. 
>> THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON -- 
>> Jimmy: NO FIGHTING, GUYS, 
YOU'RE A TEAM, DON'T FORGET.
THIS AVENGER COLLECTS VITAMINS.
NOT TO EAT.
AS A HOBBY. 
>> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: THIS AVENGER COLLECTS 
VITAMINS.
NOT TO EAT.
AS A HOBBY.
>> VITAMINS?
THALYMIS?
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
VITAMINS. 
>> VITAMINS.
>> IT MUST BE MARK.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
SCARLETT SAYS IT'S CRAZY.
WHO DO YOU THINK COLLECTS 
VITAMINS?
>> ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY 
THE HEALTHIEST IS PERSON IN THE 
ROOM, DENAI. 
>> Jimmy: MARK?
EVERYBODY REVEAL WHO YOU THINK 
IT WAS.
DENAI, DENAI, DENAI, YES.
DENNY, DENY, DENY, TRUMP 
PHILOSOPHY.
WHY DO YOU COLLECT VITAMINS?
>> WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> YOU NEVER TAKE THEM. 
>> YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
I LIKE TO BE PREPARED FOR 
WHATEVER I MIGHT NEED. 
>> Jimmy: ARE THESE EXOTIC 
VITAMINS?
OR FLINTSTONE VARIETY TYPE?
>> NO, THEY'RE PRETTY EXOTIC.
THEY'RE LIKE HEALTH STORE.
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY DISPLAYED IN 
YOUR HOME?
>> A LITTLE BIT.
I HAVE A CUPBOARD.
THEY'RE LIKE THESE LITTLE KIND 
OF EXTRA LITTLE SHELVING THINGS.
THEY'RE KIND OF STAGED A LITTLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A 
COLLECTION OF BONSAI TREES AS 
WELL. 
>> SO I CAN SEE THEM ALL.
THEY CAN HANG WITH THEM. 
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE ONE MORE 
QUESTION.
THIS AVENGER LOST HIS OR HER 
VIRGINITY ON THE 2nd HOLE OF A 
GOLF COURSE IN VIRGINIA BEACH.
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>> Jimmy: SCARLETT?
SCARLETT SAYS MARK.
DAVE?
>> VIRGINIA BEACH?
>> Jimmy: DAVE SAYS MARK.
DENAI?
DENAI SAYS MARK.
TOM SAYS MARK.
MARK WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> DAVE. 
>> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, THANK 
YOU.
YOU LOST IT ON THE 2nd HOLE OR 
IN THE 2nd HOLE?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE HAVE A TIE.
WE HAVE A TIE?
ALL RIGHT, SCARLETT, TOM, AND 
MARK, YOU EACH HAVE, I DON'T 
KNOW, A LOT OF BONSAI TREES. 
>> I HAVE THREE. 
>> Jimmy: THE TIEBREAKER 
QUESTION.
>> A TIEBREAKER. 
>> Jimmy: DENAI AND DAVE, YOU 
ARE NOT ELIGIBLE.
SORRY.
HOW MANY INFINITY STONES CAN YOU
NAME?
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.
NAME AS MANY AS YOU CAN.
THERE ARE SIX.
WE'LL SEE HOW WELL YOU PAID 
ATTENTION.
TO THIS MOVIE YOU DID 30 
DIFFERENT TIMES.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD, TOM.
START IT OFF.
WOW, TOM.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, 
HE'S GOT ALL OF THEM.
MARK, DO YOU HAVE ALL OF THEM?
>> I'M EMBARRASSED. 
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU 
HAVE.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE.
>> TIME, ENERGY, REALITY -- 
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT EVEN 
ONE.
SCARLETT?
>> WHAT?
I DON'T WANT TO -- 
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A WINNER.
IT'S TOM HIDDLESTON, EVERYBODY!
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TELL HIM WHAT HE WON. 
>> Dicky: IT'S A NEW LAWNMOWER.
THE HUSKY LT-42 RIDER MOWER 
FEATURES A 17.5-HORSEPOWER 
ENGINE AND REVERSE MOWING 
CONTROL FROM HUSKY.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS HEADED HOME 
