Here on the Jacksepticeye Variety Channel, we have a saying.
We go by PMA a lot of the time, our Positive Mental Attitude
We like to flourish it *stutters*
Flourish it through the land and let people know that we are positive over here.
We spread a positive message, but that's not the catchphrase that I'm going with here today.
There's another catchphrase that we have here on this channel.
It is  "Top of the morning to ya".
Cheese
And that catchphrase of course being: *bam* LAUGH!
The markers didn't fall, if the markers don't fall then do I actually even laugh?!
Is anything even funny?!
But because we love to laugh here on the Jacksepticeye Variety Channel
uhmm
Hosted by yours truly Jack-septic-eye. We like to laugh all the time. This is a great thing to do
It also spreads the PMA by laughing all the time, but since it's become such
an important catchphrase on the channel our lovely, Mr. Camilla in the community went off and made this-
Video:
*bam* LAUGH
A beautiful green screen version of our LAUGH, so I tasked people with "What am I laughing at?" What do I laugh at?
What do I laugh at every single time? What makes me chuckle?
Get it jack :)
give us our first *chuckles* one.
Video:
*feet bang on the floor*
*bam* LAUGH
Oh my God. *chuckles*
Don't laugh! Don't laugh at that. That's my beautiful baby boy golden
gloriously sculpted ass doing some sweet
pole dancing moves. That was really good. I like that a lot. Also, I forgot that her socks say I love cocks.
Well, I love socks.
Haha, very clever.
Video: *bam* (AI voice) Subscribe
*dies on the inside*
*video repeats*
Oh, what? *chuckles*
Oh, I didn't actually expect it to change. *chuckles*
This is a game changer, this changes all of it!
I thought it was just going to be LAUGH all the time, but people are turning it into something else. *chuckles*
I didn't- I didn't think that was gonna happen.
*laughs* That one isn't even a video. *chuckles*
"I can't edit", that's clever. I like that a lot.
*chuckles*
Way to use your lack of ability to turn it into another ability. You still made me laugh. Look at that.
Oh no.
Ohh no.
This- this can only end badly.
Video: *bam* *bam* LAUGH LAUGH *bam* LAUGH *bam* LAUGH
Video: *bam* *bam* LAUGH LAUGH *bam* LAUGH *bam* LAUGH
Jesus Christ. It sounds like a flock of crows are coming to kill me.
Video: *bam* *bam* LAUGH LAUGH *bam* LAUGH *bam* LAUGH
It's Alfred Hitchcock!
Really?
Video: *whapoosh* LAUGH
*laughs*
*video repeats*
*chuckles* The high-fiving *chuckles*
TOP O' THE MORNIN TO YA, LADDIES!
Hey, that is a good catchphrase!
Maybe we should use that for the channel going forward.
I like that a lot, it makes sense as well 'cause I'm Irish,
and Irish people all say, "Top o' the morning to ya" all the time. I'm gonna- I'm gonna use that
okay, I'm stealing that from my own brain.
Oh sweet mother of God. Did you make all the characters -- did you make all the characters Marth?!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Holy God, I'm not gonna laugh. That is horrifying, Marth is such a shit character.
Okay? Whoever plays as Marth is a pussy-ass bitch. Fight me, 1v1 me in Smash. I'll destroy you.
Give me my King K. Rool, King K. Rool!
Even though apparently they nerfed him a bunch since the last time I played it. So that's kind of sad. :(
I like my thicc boy. I like my thiccshake.
Anything try and come between that belly and his destiny? Gonna fucking die.
King K. Marth? That's horrible. Look at how they massacred my boy.
I just realized that this video is gonna be- this video is just non-stop laughing. It's just hearing that over and over again.
It's not even gonna make sense anymore. You know, you say the word like, banana enough times. Banana, banana, banana, banana
banana, banana
Bana- word's lost all meaning.
So too has
*bam* LAUGH
That's a good one. That is a good one. The markers fell.
That's how you know. You know a good laugh by the amount of markers that fall on the ground after I do it.
The first one was the great one. That one knocked down 4; that's a 4 out of 6 on the laugh scale
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Oh my God *chuckles* *laughs*
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Oh!
It even jiggles!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Those are- that is some terrifying sized boobies, if that's the size of me compared to them
okay, but you know you love those big goth anime titties.
Everybody does!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*chuckles*
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Oh... Thicc Thanti? Oh God. Why is this a thing?
Video: *bam* LAUGH
People turned Anti into Thanos and called them Thanti, and then called him
Thicc Thanti. Tick Tanti as the Irish people they call 'em. That's me pointing at him laughing at myself.
This is scary shit. This is going too deep.
Oh no. Aww D:
Video: *bam* (AI voice) Cry
*laughs*
*video repeats*
*laughs*
Ohh! That's so sad! *chuckles* Aw, poor Chase.
Don't cry, Chase, you'll be fine. Okay? You'll get your kids back in no time.
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Vine in background: GII
*laughs*
Oh man!
Somebody put together a compilation of all the Vines that I've done on Tumblr,
and it's the cringiest shit ever. It's so hard to look at, I can't!
What was wrong with this guy? Well, I mean what the fuck is wrong with this guy as well?
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Vine in background: GII
*chuckles*
Ugh, Lord. This is a long time ago.
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Oh Lord!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Oh that all- oh, that loops. It's too much! It never ends! There's too much laughter!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Fucking hell, stop it! That's great editing though. I like that a lot.
I like how these types of things bring out the editing side of people in the community. I like it a lot. It's funny.
Video: *bam bam bam bam bam*
Video: LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH
Oh my God! *chuckles* *laughs*
That's like the next level of the other one!
Video: *bam bam bam bam bam*
Video: LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH
It's like I'm being shot by a crow gun!
Agh, God! It's too many, stop! Yeah, people underneath it are posting about crows as well.
*chuckles*
It does sound like crows!
Video: *bam bam bam bam bam*
Video: LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH
*crow noise* Rwa, rwa, rwa, rwa, rwa!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*chuckles*
You can't be laughing at Claire! She suffered a lot, okay? That blew off an ass cheek. She had to get that replaced.
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Video: *bam* LAUGH
"Creative content, high quality content, real content, funny shit, I guess???"
Okay, well, I feel like you're just calling me out personally now at this point, okay?
You knew I was gonna turn this into a video didn't you? Yeah...
I'm getting a bit too predictable in my old age. Okay? I'm 29 now. I'm almost 30. I'm almost dust!
I'm almost a granddad. You know what? Fuck you. You're not ahead of me. You're not a step ahead of me!
I know what I'm doing! Look- look at this- look, pop collar, bet you didn't know I was gonna do that, huh?
Yeah, see? I will retain the element of surprise.
*chuckles*
Oh, Felix. *laughs* Please, yes.
Video: *Felix sobs* *bam* LAUGH
*laughs*
Oh, I like that one!
*laughs*
Aww!
Video: *Felix sobs* *bam* LAUGH
See, it's easy to go back and look at that now. 'Cause Felix is just completely different from here to what he is now.
I mean it's... How many years this- did this the first Walking Dead came out? It came out in 2012.
That's so long ago --
That game came out before I even started YouTube and, at the end of the game or when I played it
I didn't do it for a series,
I played it in my own time and... I bawled my eyes out at that scene at the end,
so I can't really blame Felix for crying there. I mean current Felix would never show emotion, of course,
but here?
Video: *Felix sobs* *bam* LAUGH
Here I'm just gonna laugh at him. >:)
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*chuckles*
He- *laughs*
You know how many people died in the Death Star? On the Death Star? During the Death Star?
Within the Death Star! There it is. That's the English. Do you know how many people died there? That's not a laughing matter.
It's a good edit though. Well done.
*laughs*
Video: *bam* LAUGH
This is- Ethan made this based on the picture. Okay, shut the fuck up with the LAUGH! Okay? We don't need any more
*in reverse* LAUGH
Hmm, that one was a two.
Umm, this. Somebody made a picture of Ethan bending over, and me
and then the next picture was me slapping his ass, and it said "Let's get this bread".
*chuckles*
Oh, that's good.
Video: *bam* (high pitched) LAUGH
Oh, Jesus
*cringe*
It's too much!
Video: *bam* (high pitched) LAUGH
Oh God, this is horrifying
This is- this must be what I sound like to most people. Most people who tune in to my channel and it's just
*whapoosh*
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES are probably like, "Agh, God. Jesus fuck."
Video: *Game Cube intro*
*laughs*
Video: *smack* LAUGH
*laughs*
You put the Spider-Man in there, yes!
I like that! See, you kept me on my toes. I retained the element of surprise over you
BAH!!
But you also kept the element of surprise over me because I did not expect the Spider-Mans to show up.
Spider-Men, sorry. Spider People! It's 2019. This one isn't even a video. It's just.. No, Sasuke!
Sasuke is getting killed by the LAUGH, The LAUGH Man, The LAUGHy Boy, this guy. He's a demon. S- get him out of there.
He's a scary, scary man.
He's choking Sasuke. What are we gonna do? I know what we're gonna do, we're gonna take-
a nice sip of our Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Same Great Coke Taste but Zero Sugar and This Time with Added Vanilla in It™!
But this is part of a- this is part of a pack, you cannot sell them individually.
Ohh, sweet nectar.
Video: *bam* *explosion* (faint) LAUGH
Oh, you always get me! I- I keep-
Oh, this is the same person as the other one. I keep thinking that I know what's gonna happen, but he keeps surprising me with them.
These are good. I like this a lot. I'm so
desensitized to the word
*loud, distorted bam* LAUGH
Ooh, I knocked the lid off this one, that's extra points!
Sooner or later that fucking whiteboard is gonna fall off my wall and then who'll have the last laugh?
Is this gonna be-
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*laughs*
I thought it was gonna be- there's another version of this...
Video: *bam* LAUGH
There's another version of that where... he's like doing something on the little phone thing, and then everybody bursts in through the walls,
I thought that that was going to be it, it's just gonna be a bunch of LAUGHS.
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*laughs*
*video repeats a few times*
Good one! Yes!
Video: You really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell? *bam* LAUGH
I- No, I didn't laugh. I just cringed. It should be just, boom, CRINGE
That's- that's bad. That's- that's real bad. That- that Genie. Nope, not my Genie. That's- that's real bad. I don't like that at all.
Uh, Will Smith you seem like a charming dude; you seem like a nice guy, you know? Every now and then, "Ahh
that's hot," you know? Cool! But...
This is just bad, this whole Aladdin movie
just looks really bad. I'm not- I'm not interested at all in it. Usually these like
adaptions I'm like, "Oh okay,
they seem to like, retain some of the essence." None of the design in this movie looks good so far.
Zero LAUGH out of me. Zero markers on the floor.
Video: *several simultaneous bams and voices* LAUGH
Aw, that's sweet!
*video repeats a few times*
*chuckles* I like that one, so this- this is the um, JSE charity project. They're a bunch of people who got together and
are raising money outside of the-
monthly charity livestreams that we're doing and they're raising it for different causes, and I think last time in the- in the January
charity livestream they came together and they donated some of the proceeds from that to that charity livestream.
So, you guys are doing great work and they all got together and did:
Video: LAUGH
Of course. *chuckles*
I like that
Video: It's no longer about nations,
Video: ideologies, "earthnicity".
Video: It's a- *bam* LAUGH
*chuckles*
See, it's one of those memes that you know is coming. You know, you're ready for it. But at the same time
still makes me laugh.
Um, also, fuck you.
At the time, I thought my impression was pretty good.
Y'know, I was really happy about that.
I put it up in the Internet for everybody to see, and here you are making fun of me? On the Internet?!
No one ever makes fun of anybody on the Internet. I'm shaking! It's a scary place! Crying right now.
Video: *bam* LAUGH
Yeah, am I just- am I just a joke to all of you?
*video repeats a few times*
Is that what it is?
*chuckles*
Those are my vines!
Too many of them!
No, no,
no, that's not even all of them.
There- there are more. That is a blast into the past that I do not wanna see.
Look at thi- *high pitched* what was I thinking? When will you learn
that your actions have consequences?!
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*laughs*
These ones I like.
Take that, Dan!
That's good. *chuckles* I like the ones that react whenever I hit them. *stutters*  I'm- what can I say, I'm a sucker for dynamics.
Video: *slaps to the beat and tune of the Mario theme song*
Video: LAUGH
*video repeats a few times as Jack laughs*
Why does that work so well?! *laughs* Oh that's good, I like this a lot. This is fun.
Video: That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Video: *bam* LAUGH *girl sobs loudly*
*laughs*
Yes!
*chuckes*
That's a good one. I like that one a lot.
Oh, when memes meet memes. Geez, the Internet's a beautiful place. I love this clip as well!
I love the memes that came out of this.
Um, for any of you who don't know- playing Last of Us, and this happened.
Well, it's a highly emotional time because I think- I mean spoilers for the Last of Us, I guess,
if you fucking- if you haven't learned the story of the Last of Us by now, you really are the last of us.
But, this is a moment after Joel was really, really, badly injured, and you think that he might die,
and then you're left with Ellie on her own and then it cuts to like this stuff in winter,
and then she says- she's obviously highly emotional about this, which any of us would be,
it was an emotional time in the game. And then,
she sees the rabbit, and was like, "Aw cute, that's gonna lift up my spirits," but...
And then at the end the rabbit gets killed, of course.
And then this clip went really viral and made a bunch of other memes that people have turned her
*imitates the girl's sob*
Into like a car- *chuckles* a car alarm turning off.
So good. I love it
Video: *bam* LAUGH
*quietly and while laughing* Jesus Christ
Wait, this is good, I like this a lot! Good job, bec!
But, what the fuck is the original?
Why is- is that Donkey Kong? Yeah, why is he just sitting there with a big thicc ass over a dock going-
"Wait, hold on a minute"?
Well, I'm just glad I get to slap Donkey Kong's ass
Video: *dog's barks are replaced with Jack saying LAUGH*
Yeah. Oh, I would be an annoying dog. I'm an annoying human, imagine me as a dog!
That's good though. I like that a lot. That's a cute dog. What's he barking at though? Why is he sad?
And, to end it all off the way we started it, with Mr. Camilla again,
with a classic, one of my favourite vines of all time.
Video: *geese honking, Jack's voice is replaced with a small child saying "Look at all those chickens!"*
Yes!
Oh, excellent!
Nice! Very good, very, very entertaining. I like that a lot. *laughs*
Oh, something so simple and it's blown up all over your faces. Thank you, that- that really gave me a good chuckle.
It's nice to see people come together all as one in the name of memes and making us all
*bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam*
LAUGH
*bam bam bam* LAUGH
*bam* LAUGH
*bam bam bam bam bam bam bam*
CHICKENS
But that's gonna do it for me. I hope you all had a fun time, I hope y'all have a fun life,
I hope you all hit like, comment, subscribe all of those things. I don't fucking know, what do I know? It's just 2019
And I'm still doing this
Bye
*outro music*
*imitates girl's sob* *chuckles*
