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- Say hi Dyches Fam.
Look how big Roswell's getting, mom.
- I know why is he growing up?
- Aww his hair's getting long.
He's sitting up like a big boy, he's starting to crawl a little bit.
- He's trying to, huh?
- He can pivot.
He can push himself up, he hasn't quite got his knees fully underneath him just yet but...
He'll kind of push himself backwards.
Like an army crawl.
- Uh oh. Any day now he's gonna be climbing up the stairs like a crazy man.
- You gonna be a football and baseball player?
Nope, say I'm just gonna play the maracas.
He's gonna be a maraca player.
Can you rock it?
- Oh.
Hi errybody.
- Hey everybody.
- Hey.
- What's going on today guys?
- It's my last soccer game of the season.
- Aww man.
But guess what?
- What?
- Not of the year.
- Yeah not of the year.
Cause I've got outdoor soccer.
- I know you got outdoor soccer coming up next.
And what else?
- Baseball.
- Holy cow dude you're busy.
We need..
- I'm gonna play outdoor soccer for real.
- We're gonna sign him up for real outdoor soccer.
- William give me five dude.
Tell these guys hello.
- Hello.
- Say how you doing?
- How you doing?
K Tayden.
How was school today buddy?
- Good.
- Good?
Why did you learn something new?
- We learned about swamps.
- Swamps?
- Amazing.
- And the animals in it.
- Hey so if you guys are new here, you may not know this but Tayden is kind of into science and nature stuff.
- Nature and sports.
Nature and sports and art are my top three.
Top three.
Yep.
It's life.
- He's a pretty cool kid.
- Oh good alright well let's check in.
- This little girl, she's into, show them.
Candy.
And gymnastics.
What are you eating?
Oh my gosh Nikoi.
When you said you were gonna have a snack that doesn't mean that you should eat the whole pantry full of candy.
- So Nikoi what do you have going on today?
- Gymnastics.
- Gymnastics?
Look her cheeks are full.
They're full of candy like a chipmunk.
Hey so um how was school today for you?
- Good.
- Did you learn about swamps?
Did you learn anything?
- Uh huh.
- What?
- We learned about 3D shapes in English and we leaned about 2D shapes in Chinese.
- Cool can you say something in Chinese to our Chinese friends?
- Uh I can say rectangle.
- Say rectangle.
What?
Did I say it right?
- Yeah.
- She's like not really.
- I know how to say a parallelogram.
- You know how to say, you know how to say parallelogram in Chinese?
- Yeah.
- K say it.
- [ Christina ] Whoah.
- [ Nikoi ] Oh yeah..
- [ Josh ] Gesundheit.
- And.
- What?
- A really hard shape is um..
That is like the hardest..
There is.
Is a triangle.
- What the heck?
I feel like our kids just make stuff up.
I can't understand that.
- Well unfortunately we wouldn't know.
- I know.
So this family is gonna be splitting up here in the next hour because,
This dude is gotta go to soccer and this lady's gotta go to gymnastics at the same time.
So mom's on gymnastics duty and I'm on soccer duty.
- I'm so sorry I'm gonna miss Tayden's last game.
I know he'll do awesome so you guys watch it for me, okay?
- Yeah.
In other news,
this little dude took a spill yesterday.
And he got, hold on don't you look.
No don't you look you gotta turn your head.
This little dude got himself, he got a big old goose egg slash bruise up here.
When uh, what were you doing yesterday?
- Going up the stairs.
- He was going up the stairs, did he have rollerblades on?
- No.
- He was going up the stairs and he had two suckers in his hands and instead of catching himself with his hands,
He sacrificed his head for the suckers.
And so when he fell he got this big old bruise on his forehead. Poor guy.
William.
Are you gonna be okay?
It's cause you're tough. Show me your muscles.
Yeah.
- K so I picked up these cuties and we are trying to get to gymnastics.
But we got one exit from their gymnastics and the sign said that the freeway is completely closed.
I look online, it says yes all 4 lanes of the freeway is completely closed.
And like we are completely stopped and there's nothing we can do.
Guys what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
- We're gonna have to do back handsprings in the car.
- No.
- We're gonna have to practice them in here.
Cross your fingers that we can make it you guys.
- K Tayden.
We're en route to your game buddy.
- Last soccer game.
Here we come.
- Rain or shine bro.
- Yeah rain or shine tonight.
- In the rain bring the pain.
In the shine make that ball cross the goal line.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.
- Shout out to Christiano Ronaldo.
- Best soccer player in the world.
- K buddy just do your best today alright?
- Okay I will.
- You've worked up to this, you've worked hard  this season, I'm very proud of you and I know that whenever you go out there Tayden...
You lay it all on the line buddy.
So thanks for making us proud.
Can't wait to see your last indoor soccer game of the season.
Here we go!
- Woo.
- William.
Say let's go Tayden.
- Let's go Tayden!
What are you doing down there Mr?
- I don't know.
- Made it to the soccer game.
Here we go Tayden.
- We're officially 15 minutes late.
And we're not anywhere close to getting there.
Should we turn around and go home?
- No.
- No.
- Yes.
- Well we would turn around and go home if there was anywhere to go.
But there is no where to go.
No where.
How long are we gonna be stuck here?
We've already been driving for like 35 minutes.
And their gymnastics is only 9 miles away so it's been 35 minutes and we've literally made it like maybe 5 miles.
( Music playing )
- We've officially been stuck in the car for almost an hour now.
And we are still stuck on the freeway.
Not close to getting to gymnastics.
I'm about to get off the freeway in about a mile and I don't know if I should try to keep going to get them to gymnastics.
Or if we should just get back on the freeway and turn around and go home because...
All of these side roads up here where you would, like where we could take to go they're like all packed.
There's just cars the whole way even on the side roads.
So I'm not sure that once we get off that we are even gonna be able to go anywhere.
I actually found out this crash up here, crash happened at 1 o clock today.
And the freeway's still closed 4 hours later.
I guess it was 5 cars.
Like a delivery truck and I guess that there was a fatality in it.
So so sad and so I guess I understand why it's taking so long
But this is just miserable.
Being in traffic is the worst.
- [ Nikoi ] Let's just go back home.
- No.
- I'm tired.
- Girls get practicing your back handsprings, hurry up.
- How?
- [ Josh ] William let's see  you do something.
Oh.
( Laughing )
( Music playing )
Tay.
Kick it center, kick it center.
Oh.
Whoah.
- Okay.
We made it.
It is 5:55.
And we just made it off the freeway.
We're still an exit away from the gymnastics so I think that we're gonna call it quits.
And we're gonna finally give up for the day.
Sorry Kennedy.
This was the first time I was given the responsibility to drive Kennedy to gymnastics and I didn't even get her there!
I am the worst carpool mom ever.
- No you're not.
It was fun.
- So we pulled off the freeway and the road is just like madness.
Like it's backed up for blocks.
And so we're gonna go in Harmons and do some grocery shopping and hope that it's gonna be better when we come out.
But I'm not sure cause it's rush hour.
So it might be worse but it's worth a try.
( Music playing )
- Yeah!
Go give him a big hug.
You dead?
- I won us the game.
- You scored the winning goal again?
- Yeah.
- Hey way to be dude.
Way to hustle.
- I got my medal early because I scored the goal that won us the game.
- Good job buddy.
Hold up your medal, let's see it.
That a kid.
Hey I'm proud of you dude.
You hustled your guts out.
Love you dude.
- Love you.
- K, ahh I shouldn't have kissed you you're sweaty. Gross.
- Good job Tayden.
- So after all that driving we were hungry.
So we got off the freeway and we went in the store and I got some brownies.
And the girls got..
- Ice cream.
- And of course now the freeway's open.
Just in that much time that we went in the store.
Now the freeway's open.
It's been closed since 1 o clock and now it's 6:30.
And of course the freeway's open it was just closed long enough for us to be stuck in it.
Now we turned around, we got off the freeway, went to the store, turned around to go back home and look.
Now this side of the freeway going home is stopped.
There's an accident over there.
- K we all made it home safe and sound.
Sounds like Christina had a lot of fun in her adventure.
- Yes I would definitely call stuck in traffic for that long, fun.
- An adventure.
- But we did stop at the store and get chilly dogs.
That's cheese.
Just lick that yummy cheese off.
William's got too much in his mouth like usual.
Just wipe it on your plate.
Chilly dogs.
We needed some comfort food after that long drive.
- Holy.
Yeah so there was a really bad accident and..
Fortunately they weren't in it.
So that's always a positive thing but uh unfortunately there was somebody that actually died in that wreck.
From today.
And that's super sad, so.
Our prayers and thoughts go out to whoever that was and their families.
Cause that is just tragic.
That is not a way that you want to leave this life.
Anyways we're all here thankfully united.
Tayden got a little banged up on the soccer court today.
- [ Christina ] Playing hard.
- I didn't get to go to gymnastics.
- I know and Nikoi, guys you may not know this but last time Nikoi went to gymnastics we weren't there to record.
But she actually was doing her back handsprings by herself.
- Her regular ones and her round off ones.
So she really needed to go today to like keep the rhythm going.
And unfortunately that darn traffic got us.
- I know.
Someone wants to keep you from doing your back handsprings and I'm not very happy about it.
Anyways, next time huh?
William are you mad? Show me you're mad.
So one of the things we do in the Dyches Fam and we do it really well is we have dinner together almost every single night together as a family.
All of us together.
Hi.
- Whether it's good food or not, we're together.
I mean this tastes good but it's not very healthy.
- It always tastes good.
So we're gonna eat some dinner. Hopefully you guys have had dinner before.
- He likes green beans why wouldn't he like a big old pea pod?
- Yeah.
- It's probably hard enough he can't really get it.
- Well let's hope because we don't want him to poop that thing out whole.
- I know right?
- It will take him like 3 or 4 days to digest.
Alright so who wants to say the prayer tonight for dinner?
- Me.
- Me.
- K you're it Nikoi.
- [ Christina ] Nikoi it's your turn, I mean William it's your turn for bedtime.
Eat the outside of the peas too.
- Dad.
- What?
- Turn off the camera.
- K goodnight family.
- Goodnight daddy.
- Goodnight daddy love you.
- Love you buddy.
Goodnight little dude.
I love you kids, I've gotta go, go help a friend do something.
- Do what?
- Put together skateboards.
K but I gotta go. I love you kids.
Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- Tell the Dyches Fam goodnight.
- Goodnight Dyches Fam.
- Uh oh.
- Dyches Fam.
- See you.
- K I've been at the skate park for a while and let's just say it's been a while since I did any manual labor.
Is this awkward that I'm recording you guys?
Are you okay with it?
- Skater vlog.
- Prom yeah we came here for like a prom/ Halloween where we dress up.
I'll have to put a link to that video because uh this place looks a lot different than when we were here.
They're moving warehouses and I think he's actually selling his company but anyways.
This is what I was doing back here.
These guys do it way better than I was doing it.
I stripped at least 10 boards.
But you'll never know cause they're burried..
Oh yeah.
- Wait is he talking crap about us?
- Hey you're kinda quiet you didn't say anything when I was recording.
What's up?
That's Mr. Beach.
- How's your family?
- Good.
If you watch my YouTube channel you would know.
- Dude I don't even watch my own YouTube channel.
- I know.
- Just made it home and everybody's asleep.
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K?
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