>>> I KNOW YOU'RE A SPY.
YEAH.
THESE GUYS SHOWED UP AT MY WORK,
SHOVED ME INTO A VAN, AND SHOWED
ME THESE HORRIBLE PHOTOS.
>> WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DID I 
TELL THEM?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DENY IT OR 
TELL ME THOSE PHOTOS WERE 
PHOTOSHOPPED OR ANYTHING?
OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE A GUN.
>> TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD
THEM.
>> YOU HAVE THIS LITTLE RED DOT 
ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
>> STAY DOWN!
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JUSTIN THEROUX
AND MILA KUNIS IN "THE SPY WHO 
DUMPED ME."
YOU'RE THE SPY.
>> I'M THE SPY.
>> Jimmy: WHO DUMPED MILA KUNIS.
>> RIGHT IN THE TITLE.
I'M THE SPY WHO DUMPED SOMEONE.
>> Jimmy: BOY, THAT'S A GOOD 
MOVIE.
AND THE ACTION -- I KNOW IT'S A 
COMEDY BUT THE ACTION IS 
REALLY -- 
>> THAT WAS THE COOL THING ABOUT
IT.
THEY DID NOT SKIMP.
IT'S NOT LIKE AN ACTION COMEDY, 
THE COMEDY'S GOOD AND THE 
REST -- THEY REALLY DID NOT 
SKIMP ON THE ACTION.
THE ACTION W -- 
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED
TO PLAY A SPY?
THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT OF 
SPYNESS AT THE END OF "THE 
LEFTOVERS."
>> WE CAN DID SOME SPY STUFF.
BUT THE TRUTH IS IT'S DIFFICULT 
TO DO -- IT'S NOT LIKE A COAL 
MOOIB BUT IT'S DIFFICULT TO DO 
STUNTS, WHATEVER.
IT WAS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF 
SPYINGNESS WHERE I KIND OF CAME 
IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE 
AND ACTION, ACTION.
BUT I WOULD -- IT'S KIND OF 
GREAT BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO 
DO THE -- SIGN UP FOR EIGHT 
MOVIES OF DOING A SPY.
JUST DIP IN AND DIP OUT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT LIKE ROGER 
MOORE -- 
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: WHERE YOU'RE TYPECAST 
AS A SPY.
HOW FREQUENTLY ARE YOU WORKING 
OUT NOW, EXERCISEWISE?
DO YOU WORK OUT?
>> YEAH, I WORK OUT.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE 
EATING A LOT OF QUICHE WITH THE 
GUYS FROM "QUEER EYE."
>> MY GUILTY PLEASURE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO 
WORKOUTWISE?
>> I BOX FOR THE POST PART.
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT RECENTLY, 
LATELY, IN THE LAST -- 
>> Jimmy: AND WHO IS YOUR BOXING
TRAINER?
>> I HAVE THIS GREAT GUY NAMED 
ROB AND THIS GIRL NAMED CLAIR 
WHO I'LL SPAR WITH.
I'LL DO MITTS WITH ROB AND I'LL 
SPAR WITH CLAIR.
BECAUSE I CAN'T SPAR WITH ROB 
BECAUSE HE'LL KNOCK MY BLOCK 
OFF.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU ARE TRADING 
BLOWS WITH CLAIR.
>> YES.
WITH CLAIR.
SHE'S ABOUT 5'4".
EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND MUCH 
YOUNGER.
AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN 
PUNCH HER.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WOULD HOPE -- 
BUT DO YOU FEEL WEIRD ABOUT -- 
>> I DO.
>> Jimmy: -- PUNCHING A CLAIR?
>> I DO.
IT'S ALSO THAT WEIRD THING OF 
YOU HIT MITTS AND WHEN YOU'RE 
ACTUALLY TRYING TO HIT SOMEONE 
IN THE FACE EVERYTHING IN YOUR 
BODY'S SAYING DON'T PUNCH 
THEM -- EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 
WEARING GEAR, DON'T PUNCH THEM 
IN THE FACE.
BUT SHE'S SO QUICK AND SHE JUST 
MOVES AND SHE'LL RUN YOU AROUND 
THE RING.
THAT IN IT AND OF ITSELF BECOMES
A WORKOUT AND OCCASIONALLY 
SHE'LL REACH OUT AND SMACK YOU 
SO HARD IN THE FACE.
AND YOU HAVE THAT REACTION WHERE
YOUR LIP STARTS TO GO LIKE A 
RUBBER BAND.
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT CRY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CLAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAS CLAIR BEEN HITTING YOU?
HAS CLAIR BEEN MAKING YOU CRY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CLAIR?
AND SO EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 
WEARING THE HEAD GEAR EVERY ONCE
IN A WHILE SHE REALLY STINGS 
YOU.
>> YEAH.
AND SHE'S SUPPOSED TO NOT DO 
THAT.
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO ONLY DO LIKE 
LITTLE BODY BLOWS OR JABS.
NO RIGHT HOOKS.
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BANG.
>> Jimmy: SHE TELLS YOU DON'T 
WORRY, I'M NOT GOING TO HIT 
YOU -- 
>> WHERE IF I SO MUCH AS EVEN 
TOUCH HER -- IF I SO MUCH AS GET
A SLOPPY -- 
>> Jimmy: SHE REMINDS YOU -- 
>> I AM 9 BOSS OF THIS RING.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU PLEASE SHOOT 
SOME VIDEO?
NEXT TIME BRING THAT AND ALL 
YOUR VAGINA DRAWINGS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JUSTIN THEROUX, EVERYBOD
