Micheal: Ehh! Ooh!
[Gavin laughs]
Micheal: [British accent] Good day to you, sir!
Gavin: Ehhhhhh!
Gavin: Oh! I licked the-
Gavin: Pffffff!
Micheal: What?
Jack: You licked the what?
Micheal: Did you lick the microphone?
Micheal: He act-
Micheal: Gavin went "Ehhhhh!"
Ray: He licked the pop filter.
Micheal: And licked the pop filter
Ray: Nice.
Micheal: D'you know how fucking dirty those things are!?
Jack: Ahh, dude, that's so gross!
Micheal: D'you know how fucking dirty those things are!?
Caled: Ew.
Micheal: Uhhh!
Micheal: D'you know how many times I spit into them?
Micheal: Every time I ever use them.
Gavin: Pfff!
Ray: I actually cover that one in wet bread everytime before we start.
[Jack laughs]
Caleb: Gross.
Gavin: Pfff! That was gross.
Geoff: Hurgh!
Micheal: Eh-eh! Eh-eh! Eh-eh!
Micheal: Eh-eh-eh!
Gavin: Stop!
Micheal: Eh-eh-ehhh!
Gavin: Right, where are we going, lads?
Micheal: Ooo-oooo!
Geoff: In the house.
Jack: Stooop!
Micheal: We're going inside you, right now.
Ray: Hey, this glowstone makes an arrow.
Caleb: there's only one place to go, Gavin.
Ray: I'mma follow it.
Caleb: Only- Only one place. Can you figure it out?
Caleb: Only- Only one place. Can you figure it out?
Ray: Oh shit! It's like hopscotch!
Micheal: Okay, I- Oh! Caleb! Look, he's peeping!
Micheal: Okay, I- Oh! Caleb! Look, he's peeping!
Micheal: It looks like you're jerking off while your looking out the window.
Ray: Did someone "Jerking off"? 
Gavin: Hey, it's Nurse Caleb.
Gavin: Hey, it's Nurse Caleb.
Micheal: Where the hell are we puttin' our maps?
Gavin: Uh!
Gavin: In the map-chest-box.
Micheal: Where's the map-chest-box?
Rayt: "Leave maps here".
Micheal: Where's the map-chest-box?
Micheal: Oh.
Ray: No.
Jack: "Welcome to The Walls. Once you set your spawn divide into teams."
Ray: Hurgh!
Jack: "Based on your team ride a minecart to your area wait for the doors to open you will have 10 minutes..."
Jack: "Based on your team ride a minecart to your area wait for the doors to open you will have 10 minutes..."
Ray: Parkour!
Jack: "Based on your team ride a minecart to your area wait for the doors to open you will have 10 minutes..."
Jack: "Based on your team ride a minecart to your area wait for the doors to open you will have 10 minutes..."
Ray: Hurgh!
Jack: "...To prepare your area of the map. At the ten minute mark the sand walls will drop.
Micheal: Why are you reading it like an asshole?
Jack: "...To prepare your area of the map. At the ten minute mark the sand walls will drop.
Jack: "...To prepare your area of the map. At the ten minute mark the sand walls will drop.
Ray: Tell Jack griefs.
Jack: "...To prepare your area of the map. At the ten minute mark the sand walls will drop.
Jack: "After that the last team standing wins."
Ray: That's a lot of tension in the wall.
Jack: "RULE#1 Dont touch the sand."
Jack: "RULE#2..."
Ray: Ow!
Jack: "...You can place blocks but you c-"
Jack: "...You can place blocks but you c-"
Jack: Gavin got in the way.
Ray: Geoffrey! 
Jack: "..You can not destroy them."
Ray: You're ruining my run!
Jack: "RULE#3 Do not..."
Jack: [Laughs] "Don-"
Ray: Mirror's Edge 2 over here.
Jack: "Dont move thru the sand as it is falling."
Jack: "Dont move thru the sand as it is falling."
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: "Dont move thru the sand as it is falling."
[Micheal laughing]
Jack: "RULE#4 It is open season for animals."
Jack: "RULE#5 You can chop down trees. RULE#6..."
Jack: "...Head to roof after respawn."
Geoff: "Don't touch the sand" !
Micheal: Aw, dude, you fell.
Caleb: Do not. Trust me, you'll die if you touch it.
Geoff: "Dont move thru the sand"
Caleb: So... Don't do it.
Gavin: I- I really like the second sign.
Geoff: "It is open season for animals."
Geoff: "You can chop down trees." 
Caleb: So- So what are teams?
Geoff: "Head to roof."
Gavin: What are the teams?
Jack: Uhhh...
Jack: Every man for themself.
Micheal: No! Shut up, Jack.
Gavin: The teams are...
Caleb there's only four teams.
Gavin: Geoff and Ray.
Ray: YEA-YEAH!
Gavin: That's Team 1.
Gavin: Micheal and Gavin.
Gavin: Hey, that's us, Micheal.
Gavin: Team 2.
Ray: So there's two Team 2s or...?
Gavin: ...Jack and Gayleb, Team 3.
Jack: Alright.
[Ray fake laughs]
Ray: "Jack"...
Caleb: love you too.
Micheal: You mispronounced his name.
Micheal: You mispronounced his name.
[Geoff wheezing]
Caleb: Nah, it's close enough.
Ray: Oh shit, no! You ruined my parkour!
Caleb: Hey, by the way we should probably sleep in a bed.
Geoff: "Can only sleep at night", guys.
Micheal: Dude, so, uhhh... 
Ray: C'mon. Minecraft rule 1.
Micheal: ...Can we bust out the fucking wine coolers and have a party 'til nighttime?
Ray: Whoa!
Ray: Fragger, are you here?
[Micheal laughing]
Ray: Make sure you bumb my audio, there.
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: My tongue... is sore.
Micheal: What?
Micheal: Why?
Gavin: I don't know,  it feels like ever since I licked the pop filter it's gone all-
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Ah, dude. Yeah, you, uhh...
Micheal: You probably have hepatitis.
Jack: Is that a metaphor?
Ray: A through C.
Jack: "I licked the pop filter"?
Jack: "What did you do this weekend?" "Oh..."
Gavin: WHURP!
Jack: "...Licked the pop filter."
Micheal: Well, Gavin...
Geoff: Unfortunately for Gavin it was a literal-phor.
Micheal: ...Almost blew up the fucking tracks!
[Jack laughing]
Jack: [Laughing] "A literal-ph..."!
Micheal: Gavin wandered outside and a Creeper exploded right next the railroad track.
Micheal: Gavin wandered outside and a Creeper exploded right next the railroad track.
Caleb: Wait, where did Gavin...
Micheal: Gavin wandered outside and a Creeper exploded right next the railroad track.
Caleb: Gavin, where'd you go?
Gavin: Uhh, I fell out.
Micheal: I'm- Now he's in the water.
Caleb: What?
Micheal: I'm- Now he's in the water.
Caleb: Where are you?
Gavin: Uhh...
[Micheal laughing]
Gavin: [Laughs] I've gone for a little dip!
[Micheal laughing]
Jack: Welp, that didn't take long.
Micheal: HE'S ESCAPING!!
Gavin: Wait, wait, wait...
Micheal: He's swimming away!
Gavin: I don't know how to get back in. How do I get up?
Caleb: You- I don't think you can.
Gavin: Uhh...
Micheal: Dude, just go break the dirt and build a block.
Caleb: Yeah, just, like, dig- dig dirt.
Micheal: Dude, just go break the dirt and build a block. Dummy.
Gavin: Do a dig down?
Caleb: Yeah.
Ray: A little diggy do?
Caleb: Dig- Dig one piece of dirt.
Caleb: Dig- Dig one piece of dirt.
Micheal: Why don't you grab one of the hundred pieces of dirt you exploded over here?
Gavin: Okay... Got 'em.
Jack: Wait, so we can't- We can't destroy blocks?
Caleb: No.
Gavin: But what-
Geoff: But we can place blocks.
Geoff: But we can place blocks.
Caleb: Yeah.
Gavin: Can we mine...
Gavin: Can we mine wood in that?
Micheal: Yes. You can destroy trees.
Geoff: Hey, what team are we, Ray? Are we Team 1, 2, 3 or 4?
Micheal: I'd imagine... Team...
  Ray: Uhhh... Team 4.
Gavin: Micheal!
Geoff: Alright, Team 4.
Gavin: Micheal, we're Team 2 but I think we should come up with a team name...
Gavin: ...For safety.
Micheal: Okay.
Gavin: For, like, a code.
Micheal: Team name is Nice Dynamite, Gavin.
Gavin: "Team Nice Dynamite". I like it.
Micheal: Yeah.
Gavin: "Team Nice Dynamite". I like it.
Jack: Alright, we're up.
Gavin: Good morning everyone!
Ray: GOOD morning!
[Micheal asks Jack a question]
Geoff: Ahhh...
Ray: I have morning wood. Who wants to jerk me off?
Jack: Uhh...
Geoff: Whooo!
Ray: I have morning wood. Who wants to jerk me off?
Geoff: Whooo!
Ray: I have morning wood. Who wants to jerk me off?
Jack: ...Sch- Three.
Jack: I don't know. Hey, kill me.
Micheal: Dude, my bear cock is fucking erect!
Jack: I've already lost health.
Geoff: Oh you have...? You have morning wood?
Micheal: Dude, my bear cock is fucking erect!
Caleb: Where you at?
Geoff: Oh you have...? You have morning wood?
Micheal: Dude, my bear cock is fucking erect!
Ray: Yeah!
Micheal: Dude, my bear cock is fucking erect!
Geoff: Me too.
Gavin: I don't see it.
Jack: Alright, we doing this?
Geoff: I'm going.
Caleb: I'm going to push my button.
Ray: Yeah, let's go.
Geoff: Going.
Ray: Alright.
Caleb: I'm going too.
Jack: Alright.
Gavin: Ohh, that's excellent!
Caleb: I pressed the button but I'm not moving.
Ray: I'm going.
Ray: Whoo!
Geoff: Ohhhhhhh!
Geoff: Ohhhhhhh!
Micheal: Oh, wait! What the hell are you doing!?
Ray: Team Boner Jizz Goooo!
Ray: Team Boner Jizz Goooo!
Caleb: Why am I not going?
Jack: Alright.
Gavin: Alright, let's-
Jack: Caleb's not moving.
Gavin: Get on the ma- The railway minecart.
Ray: Oh!
Gavin: Get on the ma- The railway minecart.
Ray: K- Oh! Coming back!
Micheal: Right, come on, Caleb.
Ray: K- Oh! Coming back!
Caleb: I- I hit the button again.
Ray: Coming back!
Micheal: Call me Caleb, now.
Micheal: Go Gavin!
Jack: Welp.
Gavin: Uh!
Jack: And-
Gavin: Wheeeeee!
Jack: There goes Caleb.
Gavin: Wheeeeee!
Micheal: How do you go by the way?
Ray: Am I...?
Caleb: Did I go?
Gavin: Press the button.
Ray: ...Stuck?
Gavin: Wheee!
Geoff: Ray! Where are you?
Jack: You're Team Thr-
Geoff: Ray! Where are you?
Jack: This is Team Three's track.
Ray: I, uhh... I'm on my way back.
Gavin: Micheal?
Gavin: Where are you my m- My little Micheal?
Gavin: Bye Caleb.
Micheal: I'm coming, Gavin! I'm coming, hang on!
Micheal: I'm coming, Gavin! I'm coming, hang on!
Micheal: Whew!
Gavin: Micheal, I'm on my own, here in Team...
Ray: Uhhh...
Gavin: Micheal, I'm on my own, here in Team...
Ray: I need to take another cart.
Micheal: Don't worry, I'm here.
Gavin: Ayyy! There's my little Micheal!
Geoff: You need to do what?
Gavin: Ayyy! There's my little Micheal!
Ray: I need to take another cart.
Micheal: NO! AWHP! DUH!
Ray: I got this.
Micheal: Duh!
Jack: Nope. Not what I wanted.
Micheal: I went back but I jumped out, don't worry, at the last-
Micheal: I went back but I jumped out, don't worry, at the last-
Micheal: Ohh! I can't get in!
Gavin: Ohhh, Micheal! I can see your legs!
Micheal: Don't worry, ahhh...
Gavin: Aww, look at your little legs!
Ray: I invited you.
Micheal: I may have broke the track again to get to the end.
Micheal: I may have broke the track again to get to the end.
Gavin: Alright! Alright!
Micheal: But I made it!
Gavin: We're all in!
Ray: Alright! Attempt number six!
Caleb: Yep.
Ray: Alright! Attempt number six!
Gavin: We basically got a pork, sword each.
Ray: Oh no! Sheep! Get the fuck out of the w-
Ray: Ah, you... 
Micheal: Okay, there's four hidden chests in our section.
Ray: ...White fuck.
Micheal: Okay, there's four hidden chests in our section.
Micheal: Okay, there's four hidden chests in our section.
Ray: Alright I'll be there in a minute.
[Geoff and Jack laughing]
Ray: Goddammit.
Caleb: Getting racist.
Jack: Alright.
Ray: Why does every course have to have a railroad track? Can't we just walk there?
Geoff: Ayy!
Ray: Ay, I'm here!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: God!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Fucking!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Dammit!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Go- I- Alright.
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: Block straight up and survive until one team loses...
Caleb: ...And then attack?
Ray: Apparently we're playing "The Track" Because Ray can't conquer...
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Apparently we're playing "The Track" Because Ray can't conquer...
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Well, no we'll be up on our platform with our bow and arrow.
Caleb: I like it.
Micheal: There's so much going on right now.
Geoff: [Laughing] Jesus Christ, dude!
Ray: Alright.
Jack: I don't know if we can do that.
Caleb: B string.
Geoff: How far away are you?
Gavin: This is chaos.
Ray: I mean...
Jack: What's happened?
[Geoff laughs]
Ray: Somebody say "Chaos"?
Caleb: Have you guys even gone to the right spot yet?
Ray: Do I need to make a call?
Caleb: Have you guys even gone to the right spot yet?
Micheal: We need MJ!
Caleb: Like, what is it? What is it?
Jack: Ayy! Hard drives!
Geoff: Should we just-
Ray: I'm here!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Geoff! Stop it! Fu-
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Ohhh my God.
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: Just jump out, Ray!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: I can't!
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: I- That's what I did! It started taking off without me and I jumped out!
Caleb: What are you-
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: I- That's what I did! It started taking off without me and I jumped out!
Caleb: What are you people doing?
[Geoff laughing]
Geoff: [Laughing] I'm so sorry!
Micheal: Geoff keeps sending Ray back!
Geoff: [Laughing] I swear to-
[Jack and Gavin laugh]
Geoff: I swear to God I didn't mean to!
Geoff: I was just looking in- [Laughs] 
Caleb: I'm liking our odds a little bit better for Team No Chance in Hell. I mean...
Rasy: Goddammit.
Caleb: I'm liking our odds a little bit better for Team No Chance in Hell. I mean...
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: ...We can at least get in the arena.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Yeah. We're both waiting.
Caleb: Yeah.
Ray: Taking another minecart. Trying again.
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Alright.
Geoff: Are you the only one in still the starting area?
Ray: Here we go.
Geoff: Are you the only one in still the starting area?
Micheal: Yeah, we're just waiting on Ray.
Caleb: Hey, Justice Redneck, are we allowed to mine?
Ray: I mean... Y'know...
Caleb: Hey, Justice Redneck, are we allowed to mine?
Caleb: Hey, Justice Redneck, are we allowed to mine?
Ray: ...Just gonna...
Jack: Oh! Chicken!
Ray: ...Get out.
Geoff: I'm blocking the exit.
Ray: Thank fucking Christ.
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Alright, guys! Let's Play over. Well done.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Let's Play!
[Geoff coughing]
Micheal: Alright.
Jack: Ready. So we have ten minutes?
Caleb: Yeah.
Micheal: We have ten minutes to wander around?
Caleb: Yeah, ten minutes to wander around before the sand drops.
Ray: I'm sick, I don't think I can do it.
Micheal: Alright, well-
Jack: Alright.
Jack: Let's play!
Ray: Let's- Shut up Jack.
[Caleb laughing]
Jack: Go.
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray coughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Something in my throat.
Gavin: Here we go!
Gavin: Let's g-
Ray: LLLLLLLET'S PLAY!!
Gavin: Ohhh! We're-
Geoff: I found a rose.
Ray: Aaand we're going.
Gavin: We're playing "Walls"!
Micheal: Alright, Gavin!
Gavin: We're playing "Walls", Micheal!
Micheal: Gavin don't fucking lose each other!
Ray: Alright, found a rose.
Gavin: I forgot all the controls.
Ray: Alright, Geoff, I'm ready.
Caleb: You don't have any roses?
Micheal: Keep going straight.
Geoff: Alright, good.
Gavin: Alright, Micheal...
Gavin: ...I'm going to build an axe so I can get some woody-wood-wood.
Jack: Oh.
Gavin: ...I'm going to build an axe so I can get some woody-wood-wood.
Gavin: ...I'm going to build an axe so I can get some woody-wood-wood.
Ray: A guitar.
Jack: I can't get out of this hole.
Micheal: I got two iron and a diamond.
Ray: Is that going to help you?
Geoff: What'd you say?
Jack: I can get the, uh, shit down here.
Gavin: Ah! Underwater chest! Sweet!
Gavin: Ahh! Top!
Geoff: Alright, I'm gonna go-
Jack: Bye Ray.
Ray: Yep.
Gavin: So whe- When you become Mogar, Micheal?
Micheal: Yes.
Gavin: Is it like a transformation, like, you become him?
Micheal: It's-
Gavin: Is it like a transformation, like, you become him?
Gavin: Is it like a transformation, like, you become him?
Micheal: It's like, ahh...
Micheal: ...When the Power Rangers transform.
Ray: You lost your sword already?
Geoff: Yeah... Killing things.
Jack: How much iron do we have?
Geoff: Yeah... Killing things.
Jack: How much iron do we have?
Ray: Okay.
Ray: Alright, I got the one in the water.
Caleb: Uhhh, sixteen bars.
Geoff: Alright.
Caleb: But I used that for our yew.
Geoff: Uhh, here's another cow...
Gavin: Why does it say "Smin" on a sign up there?
Ray: I don't know.
Geoff: "5 min".
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: Five minutes.
[Gavin laughs]
Ray: [Laughs] "Smin".
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: You get the cow I'll look for this last chest that we never found.
Ray: Yup.
Geoff: You get the cow I'll look for this last chest that we never found.
Geoff: You get the cow I'll look for this last chest that we never found.
Gavin: Micheal, this what we should do...
Micheal: Yeah.
Gavin: ...I should build a wall out of wood...
Micheal: Okay.
Gavin: ...That is exactly the same height as the sand...
Micheal: You can do that.
Gavin: ...So that when the sand drops this- The wall's still up.
Micheal: That's funny.
[Gavin laughs]
Micheal: I don't know how that'll help us...
Gavin: It won't.
Micheal: ...But it's funny.
Ray: [Laughs] It. Just. Won't!
Jack: Why don't we build it, Caleb...?
Caleb: Mmm!
Jack: ...On, like, a corner over here...
Jack: ...So that way it's further away so we can get all sides.
Jack: Know- Know what I mean?
Geoff: Maaan, I can't find this fucker.
Caleb: Put- Put down, like, a wooden crate where we want to start.
Jack: I'll put it on sandstone.
Caleb: Well... No. Do- Do- Do wood to start.
Geoff: It won't- Oh, I- Ah, fuck! I found it.
Ray: Oh, did you?
Caleb: Trust me, I have-
Jack: Alright.
Ray: So are we retarded?
Jack: Alright.
Geoff: Yeah.
Jack: So I'm thinking-
Caleb: So we'll do wood to start and then just move to sand.
Jack: Oh! Ray's gone.
Caleb: So we'll do wood to start and then just move to sand.
Gavin: Bye Ray.
Caleb: So we'll do wood to start and then just move to sand.
Ray: Oh my fucking God.
Caleb: Somebody want to invite him?
Micheal: Gavin, where are you?
Jack: So I'm thinking- I'm thinking over here.
Jack: I don't know where you're at.
Gavin: I'm chopping all the trees down. Whurgh! There's gonna be no trees.
Gavin: I'm chopping all the trees down. Whurgh! There's gonna be no trees.
Gavin: This is now a war against trees.
Micheal: Well, okay, so we have nothing to hide behind but okay.
Micheal: Well, okay, so we have nothing to hide behind but okay.
Gavin: Dude, we don't need to hide!
Micheal: Uhh...
Micheal: ...Where are you?
Gavin: We're Mogar and Gavin!
Micheal: Oh, that's true.
[Gavin laughs]
Micheal: You're right about that.
Micheal: Okay, c'mere.
Micheal: Behind you.
Gavin: Yup.
Caleb: Why can't I find you?
Micheal: There's a sword.
Gavin: Thanks buddy!
Jack: I'm in the corner.
Jack: I'm in the far corner.
Micheal: There's three porkchops.
Jack: Not the sandstone corner.
Gavin: Ohh, excellent!
Caleb: I see you, I see you.
Jack: Why not?
Caleb: Not yet.
Jack: We've got plenty. We've got- We've got thirty-two.
Claeb: No.
Ray: Hey! I'm back in.
Caleb: Oh, okay.
[Micheal coughs]
Jack: Well at least- At least for a little bit on the bottom.
Geoff: Alright, Ray, let's get down- Let's get underground.
Ray: Yeah, I'm here already.
Geoff: Check this out.
Jack: Woah.
Jack: What about that?
Caleb: Uhh, two more.
Jack: Two more.
Caleb: Yeah.
Jack: Alright.
Caleb: I've gotta find the hole in the ground
[Ray laughing]
Ray: It's not gonna work.
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: [Laughing] Fucking not gonna work at all!
Geoff: What'd you mean it's not gonna work? They can't break any blocks!
[Ray chuckling]
Geoff: They're not allowed to.
Ray: Yeah, you right.
Geoff: [Laughs] We're set for life!
Jack: So put your...
Jack: Uhh... Put the ladder right here.
Jack: Going upward.
Jack: Comes up the middle.
Geoff: What shou- Hey. Check this out, I have a...
Geoff: What should we do with this?
Micheal: Did you...
Ray: I don't... [Laughs] I don't know!
[Ray chuckling]
Gavin: Yeah, I got that.
Micheal: Okay.
Ray: Uhhhhh...
Gavin: We can hide behind this...
Ray: Uhhhhh...
Gavin: ...If... worse...
Gavin: ...Comes to worse.
Ray: Hey, can we make a...
Ray: ...Flint?
Geoff: I have some.
Micheal: [Singing] Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
Ray: Huh?
Geoff: I have some.
Ray: Oh.
Ray: Well...
Ray: ...This'll be good.
Ray: There's iron right there if you want to make armor.
Caleb: I literally just laid down.
Geoff: Oh, thanks.
Gavin: What I think we should do to prepare...
Micheal: Yeah.
Gavin: ...Is maybe just sit here and, umm...
Gavin: ...Like, have a- Like, warm our hands.
Micheal: Pfff!
Micheal: What are you doing!?
Gavin: Just warming.
Gavin: Like, we're just, like, this is our- This is our pre-game! We're just, like...
Micheal: Okay.
Gavin: Team, uhh, Nice Dynamite is about to-
Micheal: Alright, Gavin?
Gavin: Team, uhh, Nice Dynamite is about to-
Gavin: Look what I've got in my hand, Micheal. This is- This is how we're gonna win!
Micheal: Dude.
Gavin: Look what I've got in my hand, Micheal. This is- This is how we're gonna win!
Gavin: Look what I've got in my hand, Micheal. This is- This is how we're gonna win!
Geoff: Aaaalright!
Micheal: Please don't kill us both.
Micheal: Please don't kill us both.
[Gavin laughing]
Gavin: AHHH!!
Gavin: Okay.
Ray: [Laughs] Alright.
Micheal: Umm...
[Gavin laughs]
Micheal: You've already set the ground on fire.
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: We're already gonna be killed before the sand drops 'cuz we're gonna be burned alive!
Micheal: We're already gonna be killed before the sand drops 'cuz we're gonna be burned alive!
Gavin: If I put dynamite on fire does it burn the dynamite?
Micheal: We're already gonna be killed before the sand drops 'cuz we're gonna be burned alive!
Gavin: If I put dynamite on fire does it burn the dynamite?
Micheal: Don't...
Gavin: If I put dynamite on fire does it burn the dynamite?
Micheal: ...Do it!
Caleb: I... am starting-
Caleb: I... am stuck-
Jack: Yeah, I'm still...
Micheal: Wouldn't it blow up immediately or does it take a second?
Jack: Caleb's stuck.
Micheal: Wouldn't it blow up immediately or does it take a second?
Gavin: Well...
Gavin: ...I don't know.
Micheal: You're gonna try and-
Gavin: ULP!!
Micheal: GAVIN!!
Gavin: URGHHH!!
Micheal: RUUUUN!!
Gavin: Urghhh!
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
Gavin: Okay...
[Laughter]
[Caleb laughing]
Gavin: Ahhh!
Micheal: Jesus!
Gavin: OHH!!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Okay, may have dented the wall slightly.
Geoff: Alright, Ray...
Gavin: Okay, may have dented the wall slightly.
Micheal: Gavin dented the wall!
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: Gavin dented the wall!
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff...What should we do with our- With what we have, Ray?
Micheal: Jesus!
Ray: Uhh, do we have extra iron?
Geoff: Extra iron?
Ray: Yeah.
Geoff: I have one, here.
Gavin: I blew a little hole!
Ray: Oh, okay.
Micheal: You still have that stupid mustache on your head!
Gavin: Do I?
Micheal: Yeah, you look like an idiot!
[Gavin chuckling]
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Do you see what I've done, here?
Ray: Alright.
Micheal: Goddammit!
Ray: Uhh, I don't have any armor but I don't think we're gonna need it.
Ray: Uhh, I don't have any armor but I don't think we're gonna need it.
Micheal: Which way do you wanna go? When this drops what are we doin'?
Gavin: Uhh, we're charge! We're just gonna charge!
Micheal: Which direction?
Gavin: Uh, forwards.
Micheal: Oh my God!
Caleb: Little dispenser. Everything that-
[Gavin laughing]
Caleb: Little dispenser. Everything that-
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: This way or that way!?!
Gavin: Oh!
Gavin: Uh, let's go...
Gavin: Uhh... that...
Gavin: This way.
Gavin: This wall.
Micheal: Okay! Thank you!
Micheal: "Forward"!
Gavin: I'm just gonna patch up the wall.
Micheal: "Patch up the wall"...
[Gavin laughs]
[Micheal laughing]
Geoff: Would a, uhh...
[Micheal laughing]
Geoff: Would a pressure plate...
Geoff: Ig- Light that? Or make-
Ray: [Laughing] I don't- I don't know!
Ray: I'm afraid!
Geoff: Don't- Don't- Don't step on that, okay?
Ray: [Laughing] Okay!
Gavin: [Laughing] How does that look, Micheal?
Micheal: It looks great!
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: Look, dude, it's not gonna drop!
Micheal: Well, I guess it'll drop around it.
Ray: Alright, Geoff, we got this.
Micheal: Well, I guess it'll drop around it.
Geoff: Yeah! We'll be good.
Micheal: That's gonna be floating magically.
[Coughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: So we're gonna have some sweet floating wood!
Gavin: Ohh...
Micheal: Gavin repaired the sand that he exploded with wood.
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: So now when the sand falls the wood's just gonna be floating in midair.
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Game-changer.
[Geoff coughing]
Micheal: Dude, somone's-
Jack: Make- Making this a little wider.
Gavin: Man! I'm so pumped up, Micheal! I can't wait to go burn everything!
Micheal: I'm pumped up as shit too!  
Gavin: Man! I'm so pumped up, Micheal! I can't wait 
to go burn everything!
Ray: Man...
Micheal: I-
Jack: Whoa! Whoa!
Micheal: Dude, it's taking everything inside me to not whack you with this fucking sword!
Ray: We're pumped!
Micheal: Dude, it's taking everything inside me to not whack you with this fucking sword!
Micheal: Dude, it's taking everything inside me to not whack you with this fucking sword!
[Gavin laughing]
Gavin: Whoo, it's getting-
Jack: Umm... It really doesn't matter I think.
Jack: Umm... It really doesn't matter I think.
[Cough]
Micheal: Ready? Schwing! Schwing-Schwing! Schwing! 
Jack: If you can just- If you just click in and... not fall.
Micheal: Ready? Schwing! Schwing-Schwing! Schwing! 
Jack: If you can just- If you just click in and... not fall.
Jack: How're we doing on time?
Gavin: Ooh!
Micheal: Gettin' dark!
Gavin: I can feel it!
Gavin: I can feel it. Where's the "Smin" sign?
Caleb: Yeah, we've got- We've gotta be in...
Micheal: I can feel it in my hair.
Gavin: The five still says "Smin".
Ray: That "Smin"!
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff: Aaaalright!
[Burp]
Ray: So, ahhh...
Ray: ...How do we get out?
Geoff: What'd you say?
Ray: How'd we get out?
Geoff: We don't, Ray.
Ray: Oh.
[Ray laughs]
Geoff: We can't lose.
Ray: That's true.
Ray: The person might starve out there!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff and Ray laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Yeah, let's haul...
Geoff: That's right! This is the long play!
Gavin: How many- How many foods do you have? I have four.
Micheal: I have four aswell.
Gavin: Okay, we are set, Micheal.
Geoff: Ahhhh...
Gavin: Hoh-hoh!
Geoff: Yep, Ray. Just sit back and relax, buddy.
Geoff: Yep, Ray. Just sit back and relax, buddy.
Gavin: D- Micheal, do you warm our- Our hands again?
Geoff: You can't do that.
Gavin: D- Micheal, do you warm our- Our hands again?
Ray: Yeah, I can.
Gavin: D- Micheal, do you warm our- Our hands again?
Geoff: Okay.
Ray: There we go. It's fine.
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: No-whoa-whoa! Are we cheatin' over there?
[Geoff laughing]
Geoff: No.
Ray: It's motivation.
Caleb: Yeah, okay.
Micheal: Hey.
Caleb: Gavin, are you...
Caleb: Gavin, are you breaking things you shouldn't break?
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: No, Caleb. And I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
[Caleb laughing]
Caleb: Yeah, okay.
Ray: Yah!
Ray: Okay, USA!
Gavin: Skeletus!
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Oh, I tell you what we should do, Micheal.
Micheal: What's up?
Gavin: This is gonna be toppers...
Ray: Can we hide in the chests?
Gavin: Look at this! Look at this!
Caleb: I got some-
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray and Geoff laughing]
Caleb: ...Another present.
[Geoff laughing]
Geoff: That'd be awesome.
Caleb: Yeah.
Jack: Surprise!
Micheal: I know what you're gonna do.
Caleb: ...See if we can not deal-
Caleb: Check this out.
Ray: Geoff, what if everybody has the same idea?
Jack: Look at that!
Ray: Geoff, what if everybody has the same idea?
Gavin: Uh!
Geoff: Then it's gonna be a looong Let's Play.
Jack: Aww, look at us.
Geoff: Then it's gonna be a looong Let's Play.
Jack: Look at us!
[Micheal laughing]
[Micheal laughing]
Caleb: Yeah.
Jack: We got a nice little...
Micheal: Gavin! You're saving the environment!
Gavin: I just replenished our... worth.
Micheal: You did! You probably should have put it on the fucking crater you left!
Gavin: Well, I can't- You can't plant...
Caleb: Do you know which area they are?
Geoff: When is the Goddamn game gonna start?
Jack: Umm...
Geoff: When is the Goddamn game gonna start?
Ray: I don't know.
Micheal: Yeah, how close are we?
Micheal: Yeah, how close are we?
Caleb: We- We gotta be getting close.
Jack: Yeah.
Gavin: I'm getting so... Agitated!
Caleb: Oh, there's a zombie down there.
Gavin: I'm getting so... Agitated!
Gavin: OH!
Micheal: Oh! What was that? What was that sound?
Ray: There's sound?
Micheal: Did you hear something?
Gavin: That was pistons.
Micheal: What the hell was that?
Gavin: That was pistons.
Micheal: Oh, the wall's about to drop, I think.
Gavin: Ohhh!
Micheal: Yeah, it was like, "Gurgh-gurgh! Jssh! Cwoo!"
Gavin: Teasing it...
Micheal: Yeah, it was like, "Gurgh-gurgh! Jssh! Cwoo!"
Ray: You ready, Geoff?
Geoff: Yeah. [Laughs]
Gavin: Tease it, Micheal!
Caleb: I think-
Geoff: You ready?
Gavin: Tease it, Micheal!
Ray: Yeah.
Caleb: I think we're all actually ready.
Caleb: I think we're all actually ready.
Gavin: Mogar and Gavin!
Caleb: Wow... I'm proud of us.
Gavin: Team Nice Dynamite!
Jack: Oh, I see the- I see the dude running from "5min".
Micheal: Team... Nice Dynamite!
Jack: Oh, I see the- I see the dude running from "5min".
Jack: Oh, there it goes!
Gavin: Oh! Here's the wall!
Jack: Down goes the wall!
Gavin: It's coming down...!
Jack: Alright.
Gavin: It's coming down...!
Ray: Alright, Geoff, let's do this.
Geoff: Let's do it, baby!
Gavin: This is it.
Jack: There's a zombie.
Gavin: This is a slow process.
Micheal: Yeah, remember we have to wait for the wall to completely drop, Gavin.
Jack: Yeah.
Gavin: Yeah, we knew.
Ray: Yeah, don't cheat.
Caleb: Nah, I think you should try to run through it right now.
Caleb: Nah, I think you should try to run through it right now.
Micheal: Shut up, Caleb.
Jack: Go for it, Caleb.
Gavin: Ahh, Micheal, we can plant so many trees!
Gavin: If we wanted...
Micheal: That's true.
Ray: You got seeds for days.
[Micheal laughing]
Gavin: Plant seeds everyday.
Micheal: [Laughing] This stupid wall!
[Micheal laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: This is what you built?
[Gavin laughing]
Gavin: Tree!
Gavin: Ah, it didn't work.
Ray: Geoff, this is a great idea.
Geoff: Do you think so?
Ray: Yeah.
[Geoff laughs]
Ray: There's no way this is not gonna work.
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: Alright...
Geoff: Yeah! We're guaranteed to win!
Geoff: Yeah! We're guaranteed to win!
Gavin: Micheal, you ready to sprint?
Micheal: When the wall drops, dude, yes!
Caleb: I don't even know what you guys did. You probably dug a hole...
Caleb: ...You went in your hole and just sealed it in.
Micheal: Where are you? Where are you?
Gavin: Alright! this wall's gone! 
Geoff: You don't know what we did
Gavin: Let's go!
Caleb: Yeah, that's exactly what you did.
Micheal: Alright, go!
Caleb: Yeah, that's exactly what you did.
Micheal: Go-go-go-go-go!
Caleb: We can blow it up with TNT.
[Gavin singing]
Gavin: [Singing] Walls!
Jack: [Laughing] Yeah.
Caleb: How does that make you feel now?
Gavin: Eff you, tree!
Micheal: GAVIN!! JESUS!!
Gavin: Eff you, tree!
Micheal: Fucking shiiit!
Gavin: What?
Jack: Is Gavin lighting everything on fire?
Micheal: Gavin's fire-starting!
Jack: Is Gavin lighting everything on fire?
Micheal: Gavin's fire-starting!
Gavin: Uh!
[Jack laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Geoff, we still got this.
Gavin: Who wants to be burnt alive?
Caleb: Yeah, maybe- Maybe I don't wanna go out right now.
Gavin: Who wants to be burnt alive?
Caleb: Yeah, maybe- Maybe I don't wanna go out right now.
Gavin: Raise a hand!
Jack: Oh God, look, there's fire!
Jack: [Laughing] I see fire!
Caleb: Ohh, I don't want to go over there anymore,
I'm good up here.
[Jack laughing]
Jack: Ohhh, God!
Micheal: THERE'S A PIG ON FIRE!
Micheal: I see running around!
Gavin: Oh, that's a cooked porkchop, right there!
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: Oh, that's a cooked porkchop, right there!
[Jack laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Holy shit.
Ray: Geoff, do you have anymore blocks?
Gavin: Instant cooked porkchop.
Caleb: Hey-
Geoff: Yeah! Yeah, I got tons, why?
Geoff: Yeah! Yeah, I got tons, why?
Caleb: Hey, Gavin?
Ray: Okay.
Gavin: Yeah.
Ray: We may need them.
Caleb: I think Geoff buried himself underground.
Caleb: I think Geoff buried himself underground.
Geoff: What for?
Caleb: I think Geoff buried himself underground.
Caleb: You can blow them up with TNT.
Caleb: And they can't escape.
Gavin: How'd they bury themself?
Jack: They probably went down to the hole...
Caleb: They went down the initial hole and they plugged it.
Caleb: They went down the initial hole and they plugged it.
Jack: Yeah.
Gavin: Oh, we'll just blow it up.
Gavin: Oh, we'll just blow it up.
Geoff: How do you know what we did?
Caleb: 'Cause that's...
Jack: That- That-
Geoff: Were you screen-looking?
Caleb: I can't even-
Micheal: OhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!
Gavin: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Micheal: OhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Gavin: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Micheal: OhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!
Micheal: OhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!
Geoff: I'll tell you what you should do, you should worry about your fucking team.
Caleb: I- I'm not worried at all! We're fine.
Geoff: What you guys got going on. With your dip-ass tree-fort.
Micheal: Gavin, where are you?
Geoff: What you guys got going on. With your dip-ass tree-fort.
Gavin: I'm trying to make a damn sword.
Jack: Our tree-fort's kick-ass.
Gavin: I'm trying to make a damn sword.
Jack: Our tree-fort's kick-ass.
Micheal: Hey, come back to here.
Micheal: Hey, come back to here.
Gavin: Wait-wait-wait!
Micheal: Wait...
Micheal: Wait, go down there if you want to make it. Do you have diamonds?
Geoff: It's good thinking, Ray.
Micheal: Wait, go down there if you want to make it. Do you have diamonds?
Ray: Yeah.
Gavin: Yeah!
Jack: Yeah, Caleb, are you still up here in the fort?
Jack: Yeah, Caleb, are you still up here in the fort?
Micheal: Fucking sweet, dude! Did you get diamond too?
Ray: Look at that! It's like the Great Wall of Fucking China.
Ray: Look at that! It's like the Great Wall of Fucking China.
Micheal: Make all the blocks?
Gavin: Uhh...
[Jack laughing]
[Jack and Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ray: No Mongolians are getting down here!
Ray: No Mongolians are getting down here!
[Jack laughs]
Micheal: Make yourself armor or make-
Jack: [Hillbilly accent] Stupid Mangorians!
Ray: Look at that!
Gavin: Ah, I'd- I did by accident.
Geoff: It's beautiful.
Gavin: Ah, I'd- I did by accident.
Caleb: See if their TNT-
Ray: Well, my blocks are disappearing but I'm gonna assume it's there.
Jack: Oh yeah.
Ray: Well, my blocks are disappearing but I'm gonna 
assume it's there.
Caleb: They're literally hiding.
Geoff: It's there.
Jack: Y'know what? They've got pressure-
Jack: They're gonna have pressure plates or something in front of theirs, too, so...
Gavin: Alright, let's see...
Jack: They're gonna have pressure plates or something in front of theirs, too, so...
Ray: Nah.
Caleb: Yeah, but you're gonna see the pressure plate.
Jack:  They're gonna have pressure plates or something in front of theirs, too, so...
Caleb: Yeah, but you're gonna see the pressure plate.
Gavin: ...Kit out...
Ray: Nah.
Jack: That's true.
Caleb: So what does it matter? If they have a pressure plate of TNT it helps us.
Geoff: Alright.
Caleb: So what does it matter? If they have a pressure plate of TNT it helps us.
Caleb: So what does it matter? If they have a pressure plate of TNT it helps us.
Gavin: AHH!! Oh, it's a pig.
Caleb: Light it and run away.
Gavin: It's a pig.
Gavin: Micheal!
Gavin: Micheal! 
Ray: Good thing I have these Escape Ropes just in case.
Ray: Good thing I have these Escape Ropes just in case.
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: I'm scared, I'm out here alone!
Micheal: Yeah, I'm right here, right here, right here.
Gavin: Alright, let's go and- Let's go and murr-derr...
[Jack laughing]
Ray: "Murr-durr"!
Micheal: Okay.
Jack: Yeah, c'mon.
Micheal: Based on Caleb's information from screen-looking...
Gavin: Ohh!
Micheal: Based on Caleb's information from screen-looking...
Micheal: Based on Caleb's information from screen-looking...
Micheal: ...I think Ray and Geoff are very-
Gavin: Oh! Look at that little turret they've got up there!
Caleb: Yeah.
Gavin: Oh! Look at that little turret they've got up there!
Gavin: That thing's going down.
Micheal: That's Jack.
Jack: Oh, there they are.
Geoff: I mean, a lot of people think a lot of things about a lot of stuff.
Jack: You see- You see them both?
Geoff: I mean, a lot of people think a lot of things about a lot of stuff.
Micheal: You can take care of that turret.
Geoff: I mean, a lot of people think a lot of things about a lot of stuff.
[Ray laughs]
Caleb: You can really go attack them right now and worry about Jack and I.
Caleb: You can really go attack them right now and worry about Jack and I.
Micheal: Let's take care of them first.
Caleb: We'll hang out in our tower and watch.
Jack: Yeah-yeah! We're not- We're not gonna stop you.
Gavin: Hey, Micheal!
Micheal: Yeah.
Caleb: Do you guys want a temporary alliance?
Caleb: Do you guys want a temporary alliance?
Gavin: Let's, uh...
Caleb: we can take them out.
Gavin: Let's find a way to burn this thing to the ground.
Gavin: Uh...
Micheal: So, where'd you get all the brick from?
Geoff: That's it. You guys are a, uh...
Micheal: You cheated.
Jack: No!
Caleb: Brick? This is sandstone.
Jack: It wasn't, it was sandstone.
Geoff: Sandstone?
Jack: It was in a chest.
Gavin: Alright, let's do-
Ray: Geoff, you have a cyanide pill just in case, right?
Geoff: I do.
Micheal: Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh Shit!!
Micheal: Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh Shit!!
Caleb: I'm done.
Micheal: Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh Shit!!
Geoff: It's called three TNTs.
Ray: [Laughs] Okay.
Geoff: It's a big pill.
Gavin: WAH!!
Gavin: Oh, it was you eating. You ate a porkchop in my ear and it scared the crap out of me.
Micheal: Yeah.
Gavin: Oh, it was you eating. You ate a porkchop in my ear and it scared the crap out of me.
Jack: Watch it, Caleb.
Ray: Hey, what's down here?
Ray: It's a...
Ray: Oh.
Caleb: Shoot arrows at the-
Jack: Oh, look. Oh, right. Well.
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: They have now locked us into our-
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: Gavin, that didn't help.
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: Yeah. So Gavin just made it where we're never gonna leave. Thank you, Gavin.
Jack: Yeah. So Gavin just made it where we're never gonna leave. Thank you, Gavin.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: You dumbass.
Gavin: Well, let's just leave it up there.
Caleb: Why would- Well, I guess now that you know-
Ray: What a coincidence, I don't think Geoff and I are leaving either!
Caleb: Why would- Well, I guess now that you know-
Ray: What a coincidence, I don't think Geoff and I are leaving either!
Gavin: Alright.
Caleb: ...Defenceless...
Gavin: So now...
Caleb: ...Team.
Jack: Now we're gonna pl-
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Now we're- Now we're playing the-
Geoff: Action!
Jack: We're li-
Micheal: So... So... So, Gavin?
Jack: We're literally playing the Hunger Games!
Micheal: Gavin? Do you wanna build up?
Jack: It's gonna be- It's gonna be whoever starves last!
Gavin: No-no-no-no!
Gavin: Now we've locked them there, we can go take care of the other team and then come back and kill these idiots.
Geoff: There you go! That's a good idea!
Jack: That's a wonderful idea.
Caleb: I like it. Like this strategy a lot.
Ray: Geoff, I think they're gonna come and kill us first.
Caleb: I like it. Like this strategy a lot.
Micheal: Ayyy!
Geoff: I think we're the idiots.
Ray: Yeah, yeah! We're the-
[Geoff and Ray laughing]
Gavin: Alright, there's a zombie, Micheal.
Gavin: URGH!!
Geoff: I'm feelin'-
Geoff: I'm feelin' good about this, Ray.
Ray: This is actually a great idea because we can't lag because-
Jack: Yeah.
Ray: This is actually a great idea because we can't lag because-
Jack: That was worth-
Caleb: L- L- Let them go.
Jack: That was worth one shot.
Caleb: Let them go.
Geoff: That's right.
Jack: Alright, let's-
Geoff: Plus, there's, like, a 50% chance that Gavin's gonna kill himself.
Geoff: Plus, there's, like, a 50% chance that Gavin's gonna kill himself.
Ray: Here's hoping.
Micheal: Gavin, kill yourself and them with you.
Gavin: That's floating in the air.
Micheal: Okay, so, they're over there...
Jack: So we are-
Micheal: ...They've gotta be over here? Right?
Jack: Yeah.
Micheal: ...They've gotta be over here? Right?
Jack: You've got-
Caleb: Hey, if you guys don't blow up, like, have need for more to blow up their hole, let us know I'll- I'll lend you some TNT.
Geoff: Come and get us, bitches!
Caleb: Hey, if you guys don't blow up, like, have need for more to blow up their hole, let us know I'll- I'll lend you some TNT.
Caleb: Hey, if you guys don't blow up, like, have need for more to blow up their hole, let us know I'll- I'll lend you some TNT.
Jack: Yeah, we'll pr-
Geoff: You think Ray's scared of you guys?
Geoff: You think Ray's scared of you guys?
Caleb: I- I will! I-
Geoff: He doesn't give a fuck.
Ray: I'm terrified.
Micheal: I know Ray doesn't give a fuck.
Micheal: I know Ray doesn't give a fuck.
Geoff: Y'know, between Ray and I we probably have 80% of The Towers.
Gavin: Where are our-
Ray: I can't wait until somebody tries to kill us and the other people try and kill them.
Ray: I can't wait until somebody tries to kill us and the other people try and kill them.
Micheal: Gavin?
Gavin: I see what they've done.
Ray: I can't wait until somebody tries to kill us and the other people try and kill them.
Gavin: I see what they've done.
Ray: I can't wait until somebody tries to kill us and the other people try and kill them.
Gavin: So we can't dig but we can blow?
Caleb: Yeah, you can-
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Guys.
[Jack and Geoff laughing]
[Jack and Geoff laughing]
Ray: Whatever you're into, man!
[Caleb laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Alright, stand back, Micheal!
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: Oh! The tree's gone!
Gavin: Ah!
Ray: Geoff, I hope we're gonna get so fucked!
Ray: Geoff, I hope we're gonna get so fucked!
[Geoff laughing]
Geoff: [Laughing] This is stupid!
[Geoff and Jack laughing]
[Ray laughs]
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Urgh!
Caleb: Geoff!
Ray: I'm kinda interested...
Jack: Oh! The tree! There goes the tree! [Laughs]
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Oh! The tree! There goes the tree! [Laughs]
Ray: Uh.
Caleb: Geoff with the worst idea ever!
Caleb: Geoff with the worst idea ever!
Ray: I'm kinda interested to see how we're gonna- Uh oh.
Gavin: What the hell?
Ray: I'm kinda interested to see how we're gonna- Uh oh.
Gavin: Did they booby-trap their own hole?
Gavin: They're in a different hole!
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: They're not in this one!
Ray: Hah-hah!
Gavin: Oh, they are in that one!
Gavin: [Laughing] They're filling it up with TNT!
Caleb: Yeah, look for more outside?
Gavin: [Laughing] They're filling it up with TNT!
Micheal: Oh, yeah, they are.
Jack: Look at the- Look at the fire!
Micheal: Hit it! Hit that one! Hit that one right there!
Ray: Geoff, what have you done!?
[Jack and Geoff laughing]
Gavin: AHH!! I'M ON FIRE!!
Micheal: LIGHT IT!!
[Jack and Geoff laughing]
Gavin: AHH!! I'M ON FIRE!!
Gavin: I'm on fire!
Ray: Geoff, what have you done!?
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: Run away! Run away!
Gavin: Ahh!
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: Run away! Run away!
Gavin: Oh!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Noo!
Gavin: Ohhh!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Never forget!
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Micheal!
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Ahh! R- Ray is-
[Ray laughing]
Micheal: Ray is done!
[Ray laughing]
Caleb: Ray's gone!
[Ray laughing]
Caleb: Ray's gone!
[Jack laughing]
Gavin: Micheal! I'm on fire!
Gavin: I set-
Caleb: Finish Geoff off!
Micheal: Jump into the water!
Caleb: Finish Geoff off!
Micheal: Jump into the water!
Gavin: I s-
Caleb: Finish him off!
Gavin: I set my sin on fire!
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: Ohh, that was awesome.
Gavin: I set my sin on fire!
Jack: Oh, there's a Frienderman outside!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff and Ray laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: Urhp! There goes- Okay, so Geoff and Ray are both gone.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Urhp! There goes- Okay, so Geoff and Ray are both gone.
Ray: That was amazing!
[Geoff laughing]
Micheal: Alright, Okay! Alright, time to- Time to build our fort, now.
Gavin: What?
Micheal: Alright, Okay! Alright, time to- Time to build our fort, now.
Micheal: Alright, Okay! Alright, time to- Time to build our fort, now.
Gavin: What kind of tactic was that!?
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: What kind of tactic was that!?
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: That was, like, Gavin-level of tactic.
Ray: That was so good!
Gavin: They cornered themselves against bedrock and then blew themselves up!
Gavin: They cornered themselves against bedrock and then blew themselves up!
[Geoff and Jack laughing]
Ray: Alright, now we wait six days for-
Jack: Alright.
Caleb: Hey, Geoff!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: Have we learned anything from this?
Caleb: Have we learned anything from this?
Geoff: Good job, Ray.
Jack: Alright.
Ray: Thanks man.
Geoff: That went exactly as I hoped it would.
Ray: Geoff, that was entertainment value.
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: Exactly.
Ray: The only entertainment in this whole video.
Gavin: Alright.
Gavin: Well, Team Entertaining is out, let's go and kill Team Boring.
Ray: Alright.
Gavin: Well, Team Entertaining is out, let's go and kill Team Boring.
Jack: Alright.
Ray: So, Geoff, you wanna go and get lunch when we come back, one person might be dead.
Jack: Good luck.
Ray: So, Geoff, you wanna go and get lunch when we come back, one person might be dead.
Ray: So, Geoff, you wanna go and get lunch when we come back, one person might be dead.
[Caleb laughing]
Geoff: Yeah. We can do that.
Jack: Alright.
Geoff: Ohhh, my God!
Caleb: Yeah, I'll die- I'll die a lot quicker than that, don't worry about it.
Geoff: That was all worth it, right there.
Caleb: Oh, they're shooting arrows at us.
Jack: Oh, look, they're shooting arrows at us!
Ray: Yeah, they're shooting arrows.
Jack: Hah-hah!
Jack: Pussies.
Micheal: Pussi-
Micheal: PUSSIES!? You fucking idiots are hiding at the top of the world!!
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: PUSSIES!? You fucking idiots are hiding at the top of the world!!
Jack: You blew up our fucking ladder! We can't get down now!
Micheal: Like you were gonna get down, Jack!
Caleb: I might've.
Micheal: Fucking Jack-Crybaby-Build-a-House-Fuckin'-Dig-in-the-Side-of-a...
Jack: Yeah!
Gavin: Alright, Micheal...
Caleb: Y'know what? Let's build a house.
Ray: I notice a, uh...
Caleb: I'll build a house.
Jack: Let's make a new house.
Ray: I notice a distinct lack of TNT in your treehouse.
Gavin: Micheal, where are ya?
Ray: I notice a distinct lack of TNT in your treehouse.
Gavin: Micheal, where are ya?
Ray: I notice a distinct lack of TNT in your treehouse.
Caleb: You play defence I'll build the house.
Gavin: Micheal!
Micheal: What?
Gavin: Let's build a, uh, tower that goes up to them.
Micheal: Okay.
Geoff: God, I wish I could watch but I can't. I got kicked off the tracks by a skeleton.
[Caleb laughing]
Ray: Don't you hate when that happens?
Geoff: Ah! I'm in the water!
Geoff: Ch- Why do I keep clicking in?
Ray: I don't know.
Gavin: Alright, Micheal.
Micheal: Yeah.
Gavin: I'm gonna...
Gavin: ...Do a little, uh...
Gavin: ...A diddley-diddley.
Geoff: Fuckin' run all the whole way over there.
Caleb: Did you block the hole?
Jack: I did. J- Well, just in case! I didn't want us to, like, step off and fall down.
Geoff: Fuckin' Creeper!
Gavin: Alright, Micheal, check this out!
Jack: Wait, where they at?
Gavin: Alright, Micheal, check this out!
Micheal: Yeah?
Gavin: Check this out, this is gonna be-
Caleb: Uhh...
Gavin: Check this out, this is gonna be-
Jack: Umm...
Caleb: They're under us right now, I think.
Micheal: Well, make sure you do something worthwhile.
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: I think- I think they're under us.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Directly under us?
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: Yeah.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Alright, watch this, I'm gonna...
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Careful. Be careful down here.
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughs]
[Gavin laughs, Micheal snorts]
Ray: Jesus.
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Caleb: Don't do that.
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: This is...
Ray: I can't miss what's gonna happen here.
Geoff: Ahh...
Micheal: Who the fuck...?
Geoff: Stupid...
Micheal: Where'd you go, Gavin?
Jack: What the fuck was that?
Gavin: Uhh, I don't know, I'm scared.
Geoff: Uhh...
Micheal: Where'd you go?
Micheal: They're stillll up there.
Caleb: Okay, I see- I see...
[Coughing]
Micheal: Believe it or not, they're still up there, guys.
Micheal: Believe it or not, they're still up there, guys.
Caleb: Well, we have no way down! You- You-
Micheal: Dude, just jump!
Caleb: You prevented us from going down.
Ray: Oh.
Caleb: Why would we do that? We would die!
Caleb: Why would we do that? We would die!
Micheal: Jump, man!
Gavin: Ahh! Get down!
Caleb: We would die if we went down!
Gavin: Get down!
Micheal: Jump!
Gavin: Ge-
Micheal: Have fun, fellas.
Gavin: Get down!
Ray: I hope this works.
Caleb: Oh, they put TNT.
Gavin: Oo!
Jack: Oh, nice.
Gavin: Urhp!
[Micheal laughing]
Micheal: They have a- They have a slither now!
Geoff: I wanna go and see but the goddamn world won't load!
Micheal: They have a- They have a slither now!
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff: I wanna go and see but the goddamn world won't load!
Micheal: They have a- They have a slither now!
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff: I wanna go and see but the goddamn world won't load!
Geoff: I wanna go and see but the goddamn world won't load!
Micheal: Dude! They're open for bows and arrows, now.
Caleb: We- We literally can not...
Geoff: Mmmm!
Jack: Caleb, Caleb!
Gavin: That was incredulous!
Caleb: Well, just- I'm eating right now.
Jack: Here. Take- Take that. Take that.
Caleb: No-no-no-no!
Ray: Rebuild the floor.
Jack: Here. Take- Take that. Take that.
Gavin: Micheal!
Jack: Here. Take- Take that. Take that.
Micheal: Yeah.
Jack: Take it so you have something!
Gavin: What- What can we do?
Gavin: Should I try that again?
Micheal: Yeah!
Gavin: Alright.
Micheal: They only have a little bit of l-
Micheal: They have nothing left to stand on. Just go right under them.
[Gavin laughing]
Ray: Oh. They have porkchops.
Micheal: They're gonna fall and if they don't die from the fall I will murder them when they hit the ground.
Gavin: That's awesome.
Gavin: Ah!
Gavin: Oh!
Gavin: Oo!
Gavin: I got shit with arrows!
Gavin: Ah! AHH!!
Micheal: Gavin, don't die. Run away!
Gavin: Micheal! 
Micheal: Gavin, don't die. Run away!
Micheal: Gavin, don't die. Run away!
Gavin: AHHH!!
Micheal: Run away.
[Caleb laughing]
Gavin: Ahh!
[Caleb laughing]
Micheal: How's your health?
Gavin: Oh! Really, really bad!
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Right. Run away.
Gavin: Really awful!
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Right. Run away.
Micheal: Run away, eat some food, buddy.
Jack: Go, c'mon!
Gavin: Oh God!
Micheal: Eat some food, it's okay.
Jack: Go on, try it again! Try it again.
[Gavin laughing]
Micheal: They're gonna run out of arrows.
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Gavin, I have eleven porkchops, we're gonna be fine.
Micheal: Gavin, I have eleven porkchops, we're gonna be fine.
Gavin: Alright.
Micheal: Gavin, I have eleven porkchops, we're gonna be fine.
Gavin: How about this, Micheal?
Micheal: Yeah.
Caleb: I don't like the situation we're currently in. At all.
Gavin: I give you the bow and arrow and you shoot them while I'm doing that.
Micheal: What's up?
Gavin: How about you've...?
Micheal: Okay, yeah, gimme it.
Gavin: Okay, you have that...
Gavin: ...And all these 'arras'.
Micheal: Arrows?
Gavin: Hang on.
Gavin: And then I'll blow them into next Tuesday night.
Micheal: Guys are you shootin' at me!?
Gavin: They've only got so many arrows, right?
Caleb: We have, like, 83.
Ray: That's a lot of arrows.
[Caleb laughing]
Jack: Ooo, I hit him! I hit him!
Micheal: I'm dead!
Gavin: Ow.
Jack: Alright, keep an eye on Gavin for me.
Caleb: Yeah, I'm watching him.
Caleb: He's- He's about to build up again.
Gavin: I could build a tree...
Micheal: Ungh!
Geoff: Oh fuck!
Caleb: They're gonna run out of stuff, though...
Caleb: They're gonna run out of stuff, though...
Caleb: ...To build up with.
Caleb: And we're stuck up here.
Caleb: And we're stuck up here.
Micheal: "We're gonna run out of stuff". Do you see how many trees are down here?
Micheal: "We're gonna run out of stuff". Do you see how many trees are down here?
Geoff: Ohhh, snap!
[Gavin laughing]
Jack: Gavin was-
Ray: Tree got'em.
Caleb: Unfortunately we can no longer get down at all, like...
Caleb: Unfortunately we can no longer get down at all, like...
Jack: Did you just build a tree?
Gavin: Yeah! [Laughs]
Gavin: It's qui- It's quicker!
Geoff: Ray, that might have been one of the dumbest thing I have- Either of us have ever done.
Gavin: Okay.
Ray: Yeah?
Gavin: Here I go!
Geoff: That was awesome.
Ray: But something happened.
Jack: Yea-heh!!
Caleb: Micheal-
Gavin: Oh!
Geoff: But something happened.
[Jack laughing]
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Did you die?
Jack: Gavin just died!
Caleb: Ohh!
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Gavin!! You fucking idiot!
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Gavin!! You fucking idiot!
Caleb: Oh Jesus!
Gavin: Oh, I'm not dead. I lagged out.
Gavin: Oh, I'm not dead. I lagged out.
Caleb: Oh jeez! He's- He's shooting me!
Geoff: You- It said "Gavin Free was shot" and then he left the game.
Gavin: Nah, I haven't even been shot, look.
Jack: Oof!
Caleb: No, you definitely  lagged.
Ray: Nope, there you go. Now you've been shot.
Gavin: I got- I died...
Jack: I got hit.
Gavin: I got- I died...
Gavin: I died while I was lagging.
Geoff: Oh, did you? Well, that sucks for you.
Jack: Oh, well.
Geoff: Oh, did you? Well, that sucks for you.
Ray: Yeah, well...
Gavin: So is that me out, then?
Ray: The Walls!
Geoff: I dunno.
Geoff: Did you get shot?
Micheal: So I wonder how much food they have?
Geoff: Fair and square.
Micheal: So I wonder how much food they have?
Gavin: No, I was just walking around and then they said I was dead.
Micheal: 'Cuz I have 11 porkchops and 14 steaks.
Geoff: Oh. Huh.
Micheal: 'Cuz I have 11 porkchops and... 14 steaks.
Micheal: 'Cuz I have 11 porkchops and... 14 steaks.
Micheal: You guys gonna go hungry up there?
Jack: Nah, we got- We got-
Caleb: I might be lagging out.
[Caleb laughing]
Ray: Gavin, you have an invite.
Jack: We're doing okay.
Caleb: We have- We have a good amount of food.
Caleb: I have an arrow.
Jack: Ah, Caleb-
Micheal: For the both of you?
Geoff: Caleb's gone.
Caleb: Dammit.
Jack: Can someone not-
Caleb: Yeah, let's not attack right now...
Jack: What? Yeah.
Caleb: Yeah, let's not attack right now...
Caleb: Yeah, let's not attack right now...
[Geoff sighs]
Jack: Gavin's back.
Geoff: To the observation deck.
Gavin: I didn't really die, though.
Caleb: Yeah, you did. Look at where you at.
Gavin: Yeah, I know. I need to- I need to get back there.
Gavin: We can't use that death because that was really- I was already lagged.
Jack: Oo!
Geoff: I'm- I agree with Gavin on that one.
Jack: No-no! I killed him before he lagged out!
Gavin: No! I didn't die on my screen.
Caleb: You absolutely died before you lagged out.
Gavin: No! I didn't die on my screen.
Caleb: You absolutely died before you lagged out.
Jack: Yeah you were dea- You were dead and then...
Jack: Yeah you were dea- You were dead and then...
Gavin: On my screen I'd already left.
Jack: Then it said you was gone.
Gavin: I hadn't died.
Ray: Geoff and I didn't die either.
Ray: Geoff and I didn't die either.
[Micheal snorts]
[Geoff laughing]
Ray: We're back in.
[Caleb laughing]
[Caleb laughing]
Ray: Game-changer.
Ray: Oh, hey! A brown sheep.
Gavin: How the hell do I get over there?
Caleb: A- How is he back?
Gavin: What?
Caleb: We can't- We can't get down.
Jack: Yeah, we can't get down! [Laughs]
Caleb: We can't!
Micheal: That's fine!
Micheal: I'm just gonna starve to death.
Geoff: You can get down.
Caleb: How?
Micheal: Jump!
Geoff: Fucking jump.
Ray: Jump.
Caleb: We would die.
[Geoff Spluttering]
Ray: Do some parkour.
Geoff: I'm sorry.
[Micheal laughing]
Ray: C'mon, now.
Jack: Oh, I hit him!
Jack: And he hit me.
Micheal: Jack hit me! I...
Micheal: I'm dead.
[Jack laughs]
Jack: Oo! I hit him again!
Caleb: Ahhhh...
Caleb: I dunno.
Jack: Oh shit! I got 'em!
Micheal: OH FUCK!!
Jack: Oh shit! I got 'em!
Jack: Wow, I almost killed him!
Jack: Alright.
Ray: Almost.
Ray: Oh. Bye Gavin.
Jack: Gavin's gone.
Gavin: Am I gone? Oh, I give up.
[Micheal snorts]
Gavin: I'm gonna build a house.
[Micheal laughing]
Geoff: I- Do you guys have an actual floor or is it just not loading for me?
Caleb: There's nothing.
Ray: They don't have a floor.
Geoff: Oh, okay.
Jack: The floor beneath us? It got blown out.
Micheal: Gavin blew it up.
Jack: The floor beneath us? It got blown out.
Caleb: This is- This is why I'm saying we...
Caleb: ...We have no way down. I'm trying to think-
Gavin: Micheal, where...? Okay, I'm back in the game. Micheal, where are you?
Micheal: I'm just... getting my health back.
Gavin: Do you know where all my stuff went?
Jack: Where do I put this? There we go, Caleb.
Jack: Where do I put this? There we go, Caleb.
Micheal: I picked it all up.
Jack: Watch this shit.
Gavin: Oh, thanks, buddy.
Jack: Umm...
Geoff: Alright, this is...
Micheal: Are you in the game or not? I don't even know.
Jack: You ready?
Micheal: Are you in the game or not? I don't even know.
Caleb: I'll do it.
Gavin: Yah, I'm in!
Micheal: Are you in the game or not? I don't even know.
Caleb: I'll do it.
Gavin: I'm in.
Jack: Uh, you go- You go first.
Micheal: No, but are you dead or not?
Micheal: No, but are you dead or not?
Gavin: No, I'm not dead.
Micheal: They're saying you're dead and I don't know if you're dead or not.
Gavin: I- I w- I wasn't killed on my screen.
Jack: Good luck.
Geoff: I don't think Gavin's d-
Geoff: I don't think Gavin's d-
Geoff: I don't think Gavin's dead.
Gavin: Also, it'd be-
Micheal: I need a ruling, here.
Micheal: I need a ruling, here.
Gavin: Well, I- We can't use that death.
Caleb: I think he's dead.
Gavin: Well, I- We can't use that death.
Caleb: It showed up he was dead.
Jack: Gavin's dead!
Caleb: It showed up he was dead.
Gavin: No! I wasn't in- I-
Jack: It said-
Gavin: We can't use that kill 'cause I wasn't there.
Gavin: We can't use that kill 'cause I wasn't there.
Geoff: I'm- I'm with Gavin.
Geoff: It's unfilmable.
Geoff: Interesting moVES ARE BEING MADE!!
Gavin: Micheal, where are you?
Ray: Really?
Gavin: Micheal, where are you?
Micheal: I'm right under them.
Gavin: You're right under them...
Geoff: Or...
Caleb: Alright.
Gavin: I've got a minecart.
Micheal: I don't know if they're still there, they may have jumped down.
Micheal: Nope! They've jumped down! Jack's behind me!
Gavin: Ah!
Jack: Yeah!!
Caleb: OHHHHHHHH!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Micheal: FUCK!!
Caleb: OHHHHHHHH!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Jack: What's up!?
Caleb: OHHHHHHHH!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Gavin: Oh no!
Jack: What is up!?
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Geoff: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
Gavin: Ah!
Jack: That's game.
Gavin: Oh no!
Jack: That is game.
Micheal: Fuck!
[Jack laughing]
Caleb: I found a helmet.
Jack: There you go.
Jack: Team No Chance In Hell just won!
Gavin: I'm- I'm still here.
Geoff: No, Gavin's still...
Jack: What!? No! I shot- I killed Gavin already.
Geoff: Gavin did not die on his screen.
Jack: What!? No! I shot- I killed Gavin already.
Geoff: Gavin did not die on his screen.
Jack: Alright, Caleb, where are you?
Caleb: I'm right next to you.
Geoff: It's two-on-one. You guys- You guys have-
Jack: Caleb, I'm- I'm un- I'm under our shit, I've got everything they had.
Jack: Caleb, I'm- I'm un- I'm under our shit, I've got everything they had.
Caleb: I know, I know, I know.
Jack: Caleb, I'm- I'm un- I'm under our shit, I've got everything they had.
Geoff: It'll take you 2 seconds to kill him.
Jack: Alright.
Geoff: It'll take you 2 seconds to kill him.
Gavin: [Laughs] How did you die, Micheal?
Gavin: [Laughs] How did you die, Micheal?
[Jack laughs]
Micheal: What's that?
Gavin: How did you die?
Jack: Alright.
Jack: What- What do you need?
Micheal: Jack fucking sprinted behind me and he got me.
Caleb: I'm good.
Micheal: Jack fucking sprinted behind me and he got me.
Jack: Alright, no, I've got a chestpiece for you...
Caleb: Oh, yeah, throw me any chestpieces.
Jack: Uhh, I've got a- I've got a helmet for myself.
Gavin: Oh...
Jack: What else do you need?
Geoff: Gavin, make this entertaining.
Gavin: Uhh...
Ray: Please.
Jack: I've got an iron sword for you.
Jack: I've got an iron sword for you.
Gavin: Ryyyyyaaan!
Gavin: Urghhhhh!
Ray: Did you say "Ryan"?
Gavin: Urghhhhh!
Jack: Alright, there you go.
Gavin: Urghhhhayyyyyyyyy!
Gavin: Urghhhhayyyyyyyyy!
Caleb: Let's do this.
Gavin: Urghhhhayyyyyyyyy!
Jack: Alright.
Gavin: Urghhhhayyyyyyyyy!
Ray: Gavin, just dig yourself under.
[Gavin laughing]
Caleb: Let's stick together.
[Jack laughing]
Geoff: You can't dig.
Caleb: Let's stick together.
Geoff: But you can hide from them forever.
Jack: Alright.
Ray: You can use- Use our cave.
Jack: Let's stick together.
Ray: You can use- Use our cave.
Micheal: Where, uh...
Caleb: I'll follow. You lead the way.
Jack: Okay.
Micheal: Where do you go when you die? Where is the stairs?
Gavin: Heaven.
Ray: There's like, a, uh...
Jack: Alright.
Gavin: God!
Caleb: Is this?
Gavin: What's going on!?!
Caleb: Where is Gavin?
Jack: Let's see... Okay. Caleb, you- You face this way...
Jack: Let's see... Okay. Caleb, you- You face this way...
[Ray laughs]
[Jack laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: And I'm gonna face this way...
Jack: And I'm gonna face this way...
Jack: ...And we're gonna scan and look for him.
Geoff: It's fucking meeting of the Brain Trust.
[Jack laughing]
[Gavin sighing]
Caleb: Hey, y'know, you're the one that dug a hole...
Ray: Flawless strategy.
Caleb: ...Or not even dug a hole, you p- You put yourself in a hole and trapped yourself.
Geoff: Yeah, that's called "Entertaining".
Jack: Ohhhh, right.
Gavin: I wish I could do this-
Ray: Our let's play's gonna be three minutes long.
Geoff: It may not be interesting as sitting on top of a fucking treefort for an hour and a half.
Geoff: It may not be interesting as sitting on top of a fucking treefort for an hour and a half.
[Jack laughing]
Caleb: Well, if someone didn't-
Geoff: But, y'know...
Jack: Says the two players who are still alive! [Laughs]
Gavin: I'm lagging, I can't do anything.
Caleb: Oh! Gavin, was right behind me!
Jack: Oh, was he?
Caleb: Yeah.
Geoff: Yeah, Gavin's lagging.
Jack: Oh, there he is.
Geoff: Gavin... Stop.
Caleb: Yeah.
Jack: Okay.
Geoff: Look at his-
Geoff: Look at his screen.
Geoff: Whoa, you're in a- You're at bedrock, now.
Gavin: Yeah.
Jack: Wow.
Jack: And he's gone.
Ray: Hey, Gavin.
Geoff: Alright, let's re-invite.
[Micheal groaning]
Jack: And Caleb's gone, now.
Ray: Fucking Christ.
Jack: There's Caleb...
Jack: ...And there's Gavin.
Jack: Alright, should we give Gavin, like, a five second head-start, or something?
Gavin: My world isn't loading, so I'm...
Gavin: Okay.
Gavin: Hey! Look over there! HURGH!
[Jack laughing]
[Micheal laughing]
Jack: Two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand five one-
Caleb: What?
Jack: Two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand five one-
Jack: Two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand five one-
Jack: Alright, let's go.
[Jack laughing]
Micheal: Run, Gavin! Run!
Jack: Why are there tracks over here?
Ray: Nice, Gavin. I see what you're doing.
Caleb: I don't know where those tracks came from.
Caleb: I don't know where those tracks came from.
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Shit! I've lost him, actually! [Laughs]
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Where the fuck did he go?
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Goddammit!
Micheal: Jesus Christ!
[Geoff laughing]
Geoff: Hey! Don't look at Gayeffgay!
Geoff: QUIT SCREEN-LOOKING YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
Geoff: that kid is like extra cheap over here!
Gavin: Caleb is a little bitch!
Geoff: that kid is like extra cheap over here!
Gavin: Caleb is a little bitch!
Geoff: He's Cheatsy McGee!
Micheal: You're cheater, man!
Caleb: ...know you're in a hole!
Geoff: Everytime I look at Caleb he's looking at somebody else's screen.
Gavin: Caleb's a little punk bitch.
Ray: Ohhhh!
Caleb: Found Jack.
Caleb: Oh what the hell!? There he is!
Jack: Oh, look at that!
Gavin: Come at me you slut!
Jack: What are you doing!?
Gavin: Come at me!
Gavin: Bri- OHHH!!
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Yeah, right! There we go!
[Geoff laughing]
Jack: Boom.
[Geoff laughing]
[Gavin  laughing]
Jack: The fuck? You went back to your thing.
Jack: Alright. Wah-hey, Caleb! We won!
Jack: Whooo!
Geoff: Alright, well, hey, everybody check it out! Team Boring won!
Geoff: Alright, well, hey, everybody check it out! Team Boring won!
Everybody: Yay!
Jack: Team Boring! Whoo-hoo!
Jack: Let's go party at the Tower of Pimps.
Geoff: Yeah.
Caleb: I'm not proud of that.
Jack: Yeeeah! Tower of Piiiimps!
Gavin: You absolutely don't get the Tower of Pimps for that performance.
Caleb: I'm absolutely not proud of that.
Jack: Yeeeah! Tower of Piiiimps!
Gavin: You absolutely don't get the Tower of Pimps for that performance.
Caleb: I'm absolutely not proud of that.
Gavin: You absolutely don't get the Tower of Pimps for that performance.
Gavin: You absolutely don't get the Tower of Pimps for that performance.
Jack: Whoo-hoooo
Caleb: I'm not proud. At all.
Gavin: So we have Boring Jack and Screen-Looking Caleb as the victors.
[Micheal laughing]
Jack: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Jack: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Jack: We are winners!
Gavin: Urgh.
Jack: What is it? So is this a Tower episode?
Gavin: Nope!
Ray: No.
Caleb: No.
Jack: Of course not.
Gavin: Sucks to be you!
Geoff: Not for tea- Not for team episodes.
Geoff: LLLLet's snooze!
Jack: Alright.
Caleb: Hey, hey, thanks for letting us use your map, dude
