
Chinese: 
大家好
请聚焦在我俩这里
对，就是这样
- 我们知道的！
- 别老聚焦在麦克风上
- 别乱聚焦！得在脸上！
- 麦克风！相机！
看我们！
自动聚焦！
大家难道忘了我俩是乐手，而不是频道主
*乐手*
对啊，乐手，零零乐手
周边了解一下
我们的新网站上线了，超赞的哦
好嘞，第一个梗图
我的天
但愿有一天他们能理解吧
向弹钢琴的各位解释小提琴
哎，谢谢了
是的
弹钢琴的各位，就是这个意思
对的
这便是梗图的意思（英：‘梗’与‘意思’发音类似）
- 过于真实
- 梗梗
2009年的Brett：我有梦想
2019年的Brett：我有梗图
不知道耶，请问2019的Brett如何看待对这一现象
人生是否得到了质的升华？
哇
*当人们问你：“你还好吗”，可你必须告诉他们你很好*
*但其实你一点都不好*
啊啊啊啊！
“因为大家上次欺负了Brett，所以我这次找了张Eddy的旧照”

English: 
How's it going?
Focus on us, please.
Yes, that's right.
- We know!
- Don't focus on the mic.
- Don't focus! On the face!
- ...Mic! Camera!
Look at us!
Autofocus!
You guys forget we're musicians, not YouTubers.
Exactly, musicians. Ling-Ling musicians.
Check out our merch.
The new website is up, and it is awesome.
Alright, first meme.
Oh my god.
Ohh, thank you.
Yes
Pianists, this is what it means.
Yep.
This is what it "memes".
- Actually very accurate.
- Memes memes.
2009 Brett: I had dreams.
2019 Brett: I have memes.
*snickers*
I don't know, what do you think, 2019 brett?
Is that a better life?
Wow.
(They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine,)
(when you're not really fine.)
Ahh!
"So I found a photo of Eddy since we already ganged up on Brett."

English: 
*laughs*
The insatiable desire, to find stuff!
*laughs*
Eddy's suffering the wrath as well!
*distorted laughter*
Oh, the pain. *sighs*
- I'm still recovering from post trauma.
- *snickers*
*groans*
Those glasses weren't even real.
That's the funniest part.
That's not actually me.
- Yeah, that's not you.
- Yeah.
Oh, more photos from you!
- Oh but that's a good photo though. 
- Yeah, Brett meets—yeah.
Brett meets Obama.
That's a flex.
That's a good flex.
Um, yeah, so I mean, I don't know anything about politics,
but let me tell you what happened,
for those of you that wants to know.
We performed at, uh...
... [the] G20 summit.
That was an economy summit!
Yeah.
Dude you look so...like...
Yeah, like compared to the other two musicians,
they're like, blushing...
- Yeah.
- This—see the third—
The guy who's like already shook,
he's fully blushing.
- This guy's like getting ready, he's like, "I wanna shake too...!"
- Yeah.
I was like...
"Yeah, but are you Ling Ling?"
Yeah.
We played a string quartet for 20 world leaders at a G20 Summit.

Chinese: 
哈哈哈哈哈哈
这是对考古有多大的执念啊！
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Eddy终于也尝到了这地狱般的煎熬！
吼吼吼
啊，真痛苦
- 上次的创伤我还没缓过来
- 哈哈哈
啊啊啊
眼镜还是假的
整张图最好玩的地方
那个人也并不是我
- 对，不是你
- 是的
哇，又是你的照片！
- 啊，但是张不错的图片
- 对，Brett遇见——嗯
Brett遇见奥巴马
值得炫耀
十分值得炫耀
呃，对，我想说的是，其实我对政治一无所知
我就描述一下大概发生了什么
如果有小伙伴好奇的话
我们有幸在，呃
G20峰会中演奏
是场经济峰会！
对
兄弟，你整个人就像是...
对，就是跟旁边两位乐手比起来的话
你瞧他俩那脸红的...
- 对
- 这，看这第三个——
已经握完手了的那位兄弟
一脸通红
- 这位老兄也在准备了，一脸“我也要握” 的样子
- 对的
我基本就是...
“嗯，但你是零零吗？？”
是的
我们在G20峰会上为20位世界领袖拉了弦乐四重奏

Chinese: 
所以我们在这些人的面前...
对，像奥巴马
还有谁...默克尔...
呃...
日本总统...
呃，中国主席
- 沙特阿拉伯国王也在场
- 对的
其实——嗯，所以...
他酷不酷呀？
挺酷的一个人
在这之后——就是与奥巴马合影后
沙特阿拉伯国王在他后面
排队与我们合影
嗯，所以是自拍吗？还是...
不不不，有别人帮你照相
- 人站在一边，然后对面有两个大的...
- 是的
...就是，两个壮汉保安在那里
然后他拿着这部苹果手机还是啥
然后他问道：“你们会介意吗”
随后他指向他的...
所以他就：“你们会介意吗”我就想...
“一切听从您的指示，陛下！”
然后他让其中一位安保人员给我们拍照
他是以一个这样的姿态站在我旁边
就是，沙特阿拉伯人会这样搞...
- 对
- 然后我差点...我想做这样的姿势
- 对
- 就...
不不不，这一搞我岂不是小命就没了
但我们拍完照后，他来了句：“谢谢”
然后我就：“哦，谢谢您...”
- 可以啊
- 在一位国王的面前
- 但...
- 真的算是神体验了呢
是啊，挺有意思的

English: 
So we're in the presence of...
Like, you know, Obama,
who else...Angela Merkel...
Um...
Japanese president...
Uh...the Chinese President,
- Oh the King of Saudi Arabia was there.
- Yeah.
Actually—yeah, so...
Is he a cool guy?
He's a pretty chill guy.
After we—right after this photo, with Obama,
the King of Saudi Arabia was behind him,
waiting to take a photo with us.
Yeah, like a selfie? Or...
No, no, you got someone to take it.
- You just stand there, and there's 2 huge...
- Yeah.
...like, big security guys there,
and then, he had this iPhone or something...
and he goes, "Do you mind?"
And he points at his...
So he was like, "Do you mind?" I was like...
"Whatever you want, King!"
And then he gets the security guard to take a photo,
and he stands right next to me like this.
You know, in the Saudi Arabian like...
- Yeah.
- And I almost...I was wanting to be like this, to him.
- Yeah.
- Like...
Nah, no, no, maybe I'll get tasered and tackled over.
But then he took a photo, and he's like, "Thank you."
And I was like, "Oh, thank you..."
- Nice.
- The presence of a king.
- But...
- That's such an epic story.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Chinese: 
在陌路人上找到了一位双琴侠粉
这年月还有人玩陌路人啊？
好吧明显很多人
现在有2万用户同时在线，哇
音乐还是美术？
或两者都可以？
音乐
美术一般般
我也是！主攻音乐
耶～
你会任何乐器吗
小提琴
哟，我吹圆号的
看双琴侠吗？
哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟
我还刚想问呢！
既然你拉小提琴
他们绝壁是最棒的！
谢了，陌生人
9494
哈哈哈哈哈哈
我刚刚还在看他们那个小提琴拟人视频！
- 诶是哪一期视频啊？哦好吧
- 好好笑耶！
不错
我可以把这段对话发到reddit上吗
没问题！
好嘞
你若可以慢慢拉...
你便可以快快拉！！
这绝对是最棒的了
哦哦哦哦哦哦哦！！！
是我看过最棒的东西了...！！
哇
- 哇，这很可以
- 画面极为舒适
这便是你寻找双琴侠粉的方式

English: 
Who uses Omegle these days?
Obviously a lot of people.
20,000+ online now, wow.
Thank you, stranger.
*chuckles*
What was that? Oh yeah.
Nice.
That is the best!!!
(both) Ohhh!!!
That is the best thing ever I've seen...! *laughs*
Wow.
- Wow, that's it.
- That's beautiful.
That's how you know if you're a TwoSetter.

Chinese: 
你只用说：“你若可以慢慢拉...”
“...你便可以快快拉！！”
天啊，太厉害了
（我）：我会弹肖邦“作品号号”22的——
这是拼写“作品号”的正确方式吗？？
《辉煌的大波罗乃兹舞曲》！
（朋友）：嗯哼
（我）：...我会弹《致爱丽丝》
哇！！
鹅·妹·子·嘤！！！！！
- 哦...
- 哇...
哇...
- 哇...
- 神马？？
啥...
哇，这得是多少年前的照片了
啊啊啊回忆杀
我还记得那一天
- 你还记得吗？
- 那肯定的，你在逗我吗?
*嘤嘤嘤*
下一个
哈哈哈哈哈哈
下一个下一个
天啊噜，Eddy酱紫仿佛现代版贝多芬一样
兄弟，看你那秀发
大家喜欢我长发还是短发的样子？
大家更喜欢哪一个呢？
*在下方评论*
哇，后面看上去像个拖把
*在下方评论*
是啊，我搞了个鲻鱼头...
我的妈呀，你确实弄了一个

English: 
All you have to say is "If you can play it slow..."
"...you can play it fast!"
Dude, that's amazing!
Is that how you spell "opus"?
Wow!
A M A Z I N G ! ! !
- Oh...
- *gasp*
Wow...
- Oh...
- What?!
What...
Wow, this is ages ago.
Ohh, I'm getting traumatic flashbacks.
I remember that day.
- Do you remember that day?
- Of course, I remember that day, you kidding me?
Let's move on.
*chuckles*
Let's move on.
Dude, look at that hair.
Do you guys like me with long hair or short hair?
Which do you prefer?
Wow, that looks like a mop at the back.
Yeah, I had a mullet...
Oh my god, you actually did.

English: 
It's what orchestra life does to you,
you ceased to care... *laughs*
Look at my eyes.
There's no soul in them.
"Relatable."
(both) Ohh!!!
Oh!!!
- That is real—that is a good—yeah.
- That happens all the time.
You think it's a good—
You think it's a open practice room,
and then there's people just eating their lunch,
- having a chit-chat...
- Yeah.
- On their phones... 
- What are you guys doing? On their phones...
Guys, free the practice rooms for people that want to practice!
*sigh*
Make the productivity of the general population better!
Yes!
But you just did.
Wow.
- The cycle of life. 
- Yep.
Oh... *chuckles*
Whoa...! Dude, that blood!
Eddy's next!
Brett's already gone, [from the] old pictures!
That's...that's...that's pretty good.
I'll give them that.
I see I had no hopes and dreams.

Chinese: 
论乐团经历对一个人的影响
放飞自我...哈哈哈哈哈哈
看我的眼睛
眼神呆滞
同感
一个空的琴房
在琴房里看视频和闲聊
哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦！！！！
哦哦哦！！
- 这十分真实——这是一个很好——对
- 这事儿经常发生
你觉得这是一个好——
你觉得这是个空的琴房
实际上里面有人在吃午饭
- 休闲聊天...
- 对的
- 玩手机...
- 你们到底在干嘛呢？？？玩手机
同学们，请把琴房留给想练琴的人！！
哎
#放开那个琴房让我来#
以此提升整个社会的效率
#放开那个琴房让我来#
对！
#放开那个琴房让我来#
#放开那个琴房让我来#
并不想给这张图配文字
但你还是配了啊...
一者教会了我爱情
一者教会了坚持
一者教会了我痛苦
哇
- 人生即是如此
- 对的
救救这个孩子
哦...哈哈哈哈哈哈
喔...！兄弟快看那一片血！
希望与梦想！
轮到Eddy了！
Brett已经挂掉了，死因是旧照！
这...这...很可以
给你个大拇指
可以看出来我从未有过希望与梦想
*太迟了，梦想早已消逝了*

Chinese: 
对，它们已经离你而去了
*太迟了，梦想早已消逝了*
在那张图里已经不复存在了
声部其他人
搞砸独奏的你
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
你知道我做过什么吗？
呃，是个肖斯塔科维奇的...
...交响曲， 并不是我第一次拉
但那是我第一次参与小提琴首席有独奏的交响曲
嗯哼
- 我并不知情，所以我也跟着拉了独奏
- 哇，你...
- 因为——很多人都这样做的好吗
- 确实是
- 我只是个新手，我就...
- 嗯哼，对
所以我拉了...
然后大家都...
我，我毫不知情，可想当时我才13岁，我就...
我同桌就...
“停，停下来”
然后我问：“啥？”，他就回：“停下来”
然后我意识到别人都没在拉，我就...
*羞愧*
呵呵呵呵我尽力了
- 对，对
- 哈哈哈哈哈哈
摇·滚·乐
在电被发明之前...
古典乐便是摇滚乐
- 确实如此
- 嗯哼
你们知道吗...
- 最新的《疾速追杀》里有维瓦尔第的《冬》
简直燃·爆·了！
对耶，真的很酷！

English: 
Yeah, it was gone.
Those are already gone in that photo.
*chuckles*
You know what I've done?
Uh, it was Shostakovich...
..Symphony. It wasn't my first,
but it was the first time I was in orchestra where...
- ...the concertmaster had a solo.
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't know, so I just played the solo.
- Oh you...
- 'Cause I—a lot of people do it, c'mon.
- Yeah.
- I was like a newbie, it was like...
- Uh-huh, yeah.
So I played the...
And everyone was just like...
I...I was so oblivious, because I was 13, I was like...
My deskie was like...
"Stop, stop."
And I was like, "What?" he was like, "Stop."
And then I realised like no one was playing, I was like...
*chuckles* I tried!
- Yeah, yeah.
- *chuckles*
- That is true.
- Mmm.
Did you guys hear...
..."Winter" [by] Vivaldi in the recent John Wick?
That was so lit!
Oh, yeah, that was so cool.

English: 
I was like, "Whoa! Intensity!"
- Yeah.
- The one time we approve!
- Yeah.
- They've done it right.
Wow, this meme is still alive.
And it only has four strings.
(B**** WHAT THE F***—)
- *groans* I don't...
- Yeah, I don't really remember...
Fount...
Nice English.
- Fount...
- Wow.
This...
Dude look, you had so much hopes and dreams.
I don't have hopes and dreams, just have fake glasses.
And...
...a dead soul.
"Found this [on] Subtle Filipino Traits on Facebook."
"This is me, I’m auditioning for a conservatory very soon."
Heh-heh.
Relatable!
So true!
That happened to you.
- Case in hand.
- Yeah. *chuckles*
I think it subtly happened to me, but...
...there was expected—there was like,

Chinese: 
我整个人就：“喔！太刺激了！”
- 对
- 唯一一次我们认同的古典乐配乐！
- 对
- 正确的使用了古典乐
因缺斯汀
哇，这梗竟然还活着
看啥呢？
双琴侠
妈嘞，小提琴可比你想象中的简单
而且它只有4根弦
而且它只有4根弦
（碧池你认真的吗？？？！？？！）
- 呃我不...
- 嗯，我啥都想不起来...
找到了...
英语不错呦
- 找到了——
- 哇
这...
看看你，曾经充满了希望与梦想
*希望与梦想*
我没希望没梦想，但我有镜框
还有...
一个挂掉的灵魂
在脸书上的“微妙的菲裔特征”页所找到的
“这是我，我即将去参加某音乐学院的面试”
8岁：我开始对钢琴感兴趣了
18岁：我想学音乐
呵呵
*爸妈*
过于真实
十分真实
你就经历了这个
- 现成的例子
- 是啊哈哈哈哈哈
这以一种不明显的方式发生了在我身上，但是...
...有一定的预期，就是...

Chinese: 
- 他们对我有一些期待
- 对
但我选择无视这些期待
但这也没关系，因为你是哥哥
嗯，对于我来说的话，我姐...
我姐姐已经从事音乐了
- 所以我是我父母的最后一点希望了
- 是啊，就是...
- “别这样啊Eddy！”
- 最后的希望！！
然后你就：“就不！”
哈哈哈哈哈
- 不不！就要搞音乐！
- 乐手！
痛苦
肖斯塔科维奇的音乐经历了3个阶段
哇！人生真精彩！
哒哒哒哒哒、等等...
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
已经活到爆了！！
是真的吗？
我对他早期的作品不太了解
- 我只知道他“啊啊啊啊”阶段的作品
- 对对
我觉得大部分人应该不太了解他早期的作品
哦
我画了Brett，Eddy，还有希拉里·哈恩！
哇！不错不错
画得挺好
我喜欢那些闪耀的星光
干得不错，特工
听好了：双琴侠在100万订阅量时——
啥？
为了中提琴同胞们
我们将打造一个专属于中提琴的新频道

English: 
- they were expecting certain things.
- Yeah.
But I just choose not to look at it.
But it's alright, 'cause you're like the older brother.
See, 'cause for me it's like, my sister...
My older sister was already a musician.
- So I was like the last hope.
- Yeah. it's like...
- "Don't do it, Eddy!" 
- The last hope!
You're like, "Nah!"
*chuckles*
- Nah! Musician rep!
- Musician!
Is that true?
I don't know his early works very well.
- I pretty much just know his "ARGH!" works... *chuckles*
- Yeah, yeah.
I don't think people knows his early work that well.
Oh.
Wow. Nice one.
Nice drawing.
I like the stars, bling-bling.
Well done, Agent.
What?

English: 
- Did we really say that?
- Guys...there's—
There's a curse called the Imperius Curse.
And when you get under the Imperius Curse,
you just say things out of...
...not out of, like, you're under control of someone else.
- Yeah.
- I think this is a good case in hand,
with [the] Imperius curse, actually happened.
The Viola King, uh...
- ...did it on to us.
- Mm-hmm.
The Viola King casted the spell on us.
"Turning the black keys to white keys!"
(both) Whoa!!!
- What magic—
- That's the real meaning of the phrase!
What's the sort of sorcery—
Wow, okay.
That's kind of cool.
Good job.
I wonder as a pianist, if you get confused, you know.
if you're like, you're visual—I don't know how—kinesthetic,
but if you're visually...
- Yeah.
- Whoa, it might mess with your head a bit.
That's like turning the Reddit to night mode.
Yeah.
(both) Whoa!!!
That's right Reddit, we got you there.

Chinese: 
- 我们真的这么说了吗？
- 兄弟们，有——
有一个名为夺魂咒的诅咒
你在夺魂咒的控制下时
会说出一些...
...不是出于，就是你在别人的操控下
- 对
- 我觉得这组图片是一个很好的例子
夺魂咒所造成的名场面
中提王，呃
- 对我们加施咒语了
- 嗯哼
中提琴对我们施了法术
“将黑键换为白键！！”
哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！！
- 什么魔法——
- 这才是那句话的意思啊！
这是什么法术——
哇，可以
有点炫酷哟
干得漂亮
我在想钢琴手会不会被此迷惑
如果你是一个视觉——我也不知道，动觉的
但如果你是视觉的...
- 对
- 哇，那可能会有点蒙哦
像打开了Reddit的夜行模式一样
是啊
哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！
就是这样的Reddit，我们对你施法了
*当你想被纳入零零40小时但你的梗图却只有17个赞时*
我曾有梦，我曾有梦

English: 
*snickers*
Hey, well this one got 1,000 upvotes!
Yeah, thank you.
- Congratulations. Now you have memes.
- Dreams—
Yeah, dreams to memes!
Oof.
*sigh*
- I think we've seen this, no?
- Have we?
- No...
- I don't remember.
- That's a good one.
- Yeah.
Alright. I think that's plenty of memes.
For those of us that once had dreams...
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for the support guys, you made my memes come true.
Where's life heading...
Yeah...
I think we just got to practice.
At least I don't have a mullet now,
- Yeah.
- so I'm upgrading.
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嗯，谢谢各位
- 恭喜你，你现在有梗图了
- 梦想——
对，从梦想到梗图！
哎呦喂
哎
- 这个我们已经看过了吧？
- 有吗？
- 不...
- 想不起来了
在成为零零效仿者的路上
最刁难的小提琴技巧
跑调的颤音
乐手们
*干得漂亮！*
- 这个好玩
- 对的
*干得漂亮！*
好嘞，这期的梗图差不多就到这里了
对于那些曾抱有梦想的同学...
嗯哼
谢谢你们的支持，你们使我的梗不再是梦
*四分之一人生危机*
迷失了人生的方向...
是啊...
我觉得练琴就没错了
*练习如何生活*
我觉得练琴就没错了
至少我现在没有鲻鱼头了
- 对
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