[plops]
♪♪♪
♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn't
always been this glam ♪
♪ I was a drab
little crab once ♪
♪ Now I know I can be
happy as a clam ♪
♪ Because I'm beautiful,
baby ♪
♪ Did your granny say,
"Listen to your heart ♪
♪ Be who you are
on the inside"? ♪
♪ I need three words
to tear her argument apart ♪
♪ Your granny lied ♪
♪ I'd rather be shiny ♪
♪ Like a treasure
from a sunken pirate wreck ♪
♪ Scrub the deck ♪
♪ And make it look shiny ♪
♪ I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman's neck ♪
♪ Just a sec ♪
♪ Don't cha know ♪
♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
♪ They chase anything
that glitters ♪
♪ Beginners, oh ♪
♪ And here
they come, come, come ♪
♪ To the brightest thing
that glitters ♪
♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪
♪ I just love free food ♪
♪ Free food ♪
♪ And you look like seafood ♪
♪ Seafood ♪
No!
Hey, clam cake!
I'm back.
Mwah.
It's Maui time!
[gasps]
[yelps]
What do you say,
little buddy?
Giant hawk-- coming up.
Cha-hoo!
Cha-hoo!
[gasps]
♪ Well, well, well ♪
♪ Little Maui's having
trouble with his look ♪
♪ Ya little semi, demi
mini god! ♪
Ouch.
♪ What a terrible performance,
get the hook! ♪
Get it?
♪ You don't swing it
like you used to, man ♪
♪ Yet I have to give you
credit for my start ♪
♪ And your tattoos
on the outside ♪
♪ For just like you ♪
♪ I made myself
a work of art ♪
♪ I'll never hide ♪
♪ I can't, I'm too shiny! ♪
♪ Watch me dazzle
like a diamond in the rough ♪
♪ Strut my stuff ♪
♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪
♪ Send your armies,
but they'll never be enough! ♪
♪ My shell's too tough,
Maui, man ♪
♪ You could try, try, try ♪
♪ But you can't expect
a demigod ♪
♪ To beat a decapod ♪
Look it up.
♪ You will die, die, die ♪
♪ Now it's time
for me to take apart ♪
♪ Your achin' heart ♪
♪ Far from the ones
who abandoned you ♪
♪ Chasing the love
of these humans ♪
♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪
♪ You try to be tough ♪
♪ But your armor's
just not hard enough ♪
♪ Maui, now it's time
to kick your heinie ♪
♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪
♪ Soak it in 'cause it's
the last you'll ever see ♪
♪ C'est la vie, mon ami ♪
♪ I'm so shiny ♪
♪ Now I eat you
so prepare your final plea ♪
♪ Just for me ♪
♪ You'll never
be quite as shiny ♪
♪ You wish you were
nice n' shiny ♪
[grunting]
[girl] Hey!
Hm?
I got something shiny
for ya.
