[Joey] It's the T-T-T-T-T-Tin Can Brothers
Coming at you on this beautiful Tuesday morning
In case you forgot
Or if you've been living under a big ol' rock
I'm Joey
(sound effect) Say what
[Brian] Speaking of rocks
I'm over here ready to do a little bit of that
And a little bit of roll
Cause I'm Brian
(sound effect) guitar
[Corey] Speaking of rolls
I'm the guy with no half baked ideas
And nothing to prove
That's right, I'm Corey
(sound effect) Marie, the baguettes, hurry up
[All] And welcome to our Patreon welcome video
Welcoming you to our Patreon page
[Joey] That's right, welcome
We decided to start a Patreon
Why?
Well because all of our friends were doing it
[Corey] Just kidding
[Brian] But are we?
[Joey] We're not
No one in Hollywood has friends
Only business partners, and content associates
(sound effect) Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
[Brian] Can waltz onto this platform
And demand cold hard cash from their supporters
[Brian] We thought long and hard about starting our very own Patreon
[Corey] The last six years the three of us have been creating comedy sketches
Film festival shorts, musicals, plays, one-acts
Livestreamed improv shows and webseries
[Joey] Over time our creative model has evolved
And we've moved on from the days of producing weekly sketches
In pursuit of bigger and more challenging opportunities
[Joey] As our projects continue to grow in scale
We thought it was critical to create a home base for our Tin Can Fam
[Joey] And, ultimately:
Patreon looks to be the perfect platform
To intimately involve more people in our various long term projects and process
[Brian] This is going to be the VIP HQ of TCB
(TCB theme)
Offering exclusive perks
Like: monthly livestreams with special guests
(sound effect) It's alive!
Sneak peaks at upcoming projects
(sound effect) Gotta Get Up
And an unprecedented level of access
That allows you to engage with and influence our creative endeavours
(sound effect) It's lit fam
[Joey] That's right
You'll know things about us
That only our parents, partners and priests know
And you'll like it
(sound effect) You can't handle the truth
[Corey] Now why don't we take a few callers
To answer some questions about this exciting new direction for the TCB
[Brian] Okay, caller #58 you're on the air
[Dan] Hey guys, uh, it's your friend, Dan Strauss
Um, you know who I am
So, uh, why do you actually need monthly patrons at all?
Is it because you need fast cash?
[Dan] Sidebar, when are you planning on paying me for that, uh
You know that thing
I don't wanna say it on the air
But you know what I'm asking you for
And I need the money for it
[Joey] Ahaha it looks like we lost connection there
Well, Dan, our Patreon will aid us on a number of fronts
But primarily, it'll free us up to be more creative
By covering our baseline operational costs
[Corey] And boy do we have
overhead
(sound effect) You may now move around the cabin
[Brian] We have costs like our storage unit
Where we keep all of our silly hats
Our accounting software
And other boring big boy business expenses
[Corey] Production budgets for smaller projects
[Brian] Corey's insatiable appetite for Novalacts
[Corey] Brian's nasty addiction to fringe body piercings
[Joey] And Joey's court ordered alimony payments
(sound effect) I just want my kids back
[Corey] Now most of these expenses are real, but-
[Brian] They're all real
(dialling tone)
[Joey] Mm, good question Dan
Hope you were still listening in to get that scoop
Alright, onto the next caller
You're on the air
[Lauren] I-I don't know why you guys are acting like this is a live radio show
This is a prerecorded video
And this phone call is a prerecorded sound clip in the video
Okay whatever
It's not my video
Okay, what did you want me to ask...
Let me pull up the email
God, this font is SO tiny
Ugh, okay
[Lauren] Could you elaborate a little more on the perks of being a patron?
[Joey] Abso-toodle
"sound effect" fart
(sound effect) fart
[Brian] At $5 a month
You'll get special teasers about our upcoming projects
Before the general public
Presales for our live events
Access to watch and participate with our monthly Talking Trash livestream
Which might look a little bit like this
[Brian] As well as exclusive access to our TCB discord
Where we will be centralizing all discussions having to do with the TCBCU
That's cinematic universe, noobs
[Corey] Additionally, for $15 a month
You'll get BTS access to our rehearsals and work sessions
Through Patreon Lens
A monthly confessional in our 'Forgive Me Fans For I Have Sinned' segment
[Joey] No more scripts
And a birthday shoutout during our livestream in the month of your birthday
[Joey] And who knows?
If this goes really well
It might even be able to help fund the development of a future project
Like the sequel to-
(dialling tone)
[Joey] Hello?
Lauren, are you still there?
Okay!
(sound effect) farts
[Brian] So if you've been a supporter of Tin Can Bros in the past
Whether it's been by backing one of our kickstarters
[Corey] Renting digital downloads of our live shows
[Joey] Purchasing some sweet TCB merch *kiss*
[Brian] Coming to see us live
[Joey] Or you've just watched and laughed at us on YouTube
[Brian] Laughed with us
[Joey] From somewhere on this big spinning disk we call Earth
[Corey] Thank you
We'll still be doing all of that stuff
This? This is something different
[Brian] Thank you
[Joey] Grazi
[Corey] 谢谢
[Brian] Thanks
[Joey} Dankeschön
[Corey] Gracias
[Brian] Thanking you kindly
[Joey] Mahalo
[Corey] Spasibo
[Brian] We hope you'll join us for this next chapter of monthly TCB content
[Brian] And that's the end of the video
[Joey] Let's cut
Check the gate, do we have a gate to check?
[Corey] How was that Kevin?
[Kevin] Um, I think I get what a Patreon is now
But I still don't know what this is supposed to be
Is it like a radio show, or
A video?
I'm just pressing buttons back here
[Joey] Okay relax, relax, alright?
[Corey] Hold up, hold up
[Brian] Kevin when we ask for feedback, we're only looking for compliments
[Corey] Obviously
[Joey] Yeah
(Tin Can Bros theme plays out)
