
German: 
Da gehen wir rein.
Da gehen wir...  OH SCH*IßE
TÖTE IHN!
*lacht*
*lacht* ... Er , oh mein Gott
Ich gehe rein
Helden sterben nicht!
OOOOH das sind Drogen
Helden sterben nicht!
Helden sterben nicht!
MUSS SCHNELL LOS! (sonic meme)

English: 
There, we're going in
[Tracer] Time's up!
and go--OH SHIT!
Kill 'em! (ALL)
♪ [Super Mario Land 2 Athletic Theme remixed with Sir Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' starts playing]
Mercy: I'm going in!
♪ [Super Mario Land 2 Athletic Theme remixed with Sir Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' starts continues...]
[Thinking music]
Oooo a wild ANGEL appear!
♪ [Music resumes]
Heroes never die!
Nice rez, dude!
OOF
♪ [Careless Whispers]
♪ [stops]
Ohh, that's the stuff!
*goomba stomp*
0H
FIRE IN DA HOLE!
HOW DARE YOU?!
♪ [Pokémon heal sound]
[looks like *da heal machine* exploded]
[blaster sounds]
IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
[Zarya] Fire at will!
WAKE UP!
[Mercy] Heroes never die!(but one day HeR0eS WilL d1E)
GOTTA GO FAST!

English: 
a wild eN3mY appears!!
bay have a great time!
Fire at will!
*poop burp*
[Springs bouncing]
Did someone call a doctor?
no
One ... two ... three ... four!
*epic slowmo of a footage someone's DEATH*
Oh, shit, mother--
Back from the dead, assholes!
[S76] Tactical visor activated
I was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said...
FUCC
Put your faith in the light!
[pew!]
♪ [Music resumes]
HAMMER--
[Mercy] Heroes never die!
FFFFUUUUUUUU--
Time for a TRUE display of skill!
Here we GOOO!
[An internet connection error has occurred]
Some people don't know that you're trolling right now.
♪ [Finishes]
Heroes never die!
YASS!
♪ "Everybody SHUT UP, I have an erection"
ok

German: 
Ultimative Fähigkeit ist fertig geladen
*Spring Geräusche* Hat jemand einen Doktor gerufen?
*Tragische Musik*
Helden sterben nicht!
Zeit für einen echten Spieler Trick!
LEGEN WIR LOOOOS!
Manche Leute wissen nicht das sie verarscht wurden
Helden sterben nicht!  YES!

English: 
Let's watch my play of the game, guys!
Andrew, you don't understand
No, you don't UNDERSTAND!
stop fighting pls
LOOK AT IT!  LOOK AT IT!
WHAT?! NO, THIS WAS THE CRAP ONE!
That was a 3-man! I got a fuckin' 4-man!
[Junkrat] FIRE IN THE HOLE!
[pop!]
Andrew!
[Tracer] AAAAAHHHHHH!
[Mercy] Say "ah!"
wat. a perfect timing??!!
Wait for it...
[plops] Wild Sombra Appears!!
and now shes gone
laugh LauGH LAUGH
stop it i got killed :(
Just die on point.
Rez me!
I don't have rez

German: 
Ich bekomme das ,,Highlight des Spiels Leute.
GUCK DIR DAS AN! GUCK DIR DAS AN!
WARTE WAS? Das war das schlechte!
Andrew!
Sag: AHH
Warte auf es!
*lacht*

English: 
I don't have rez, I don't have rez. What the fuck?
At least you got me though!
Do it. Do it!
Shia LaBeouf: JUSTDOIT
DO IT! Mercy's on the left!
[klonk!] FUCK!
Widow's on top
♪ [Metal Gear Solid music] rip me ear
[pew pew pew!]
[Reaper] Die, DIE--
SHIT!
[Mercy] But. HEROES NEVER DIE
Oh nice!
No, don't kill her!
No no, stop stop!

German: 
*lacht*
Okay Andrew
Tue es! Tue es!
Tue es! Mercy ist auf der linken Seite!
SCHEIßE
Oh widowmaker ist oben! Widowmaker ist oben!
Widowmaker ist alleine da
Ah gut!
Okay ich werde... oh oh oh nein! töte sie!
Nein nein  töte nicht alle!
Hör auf! Stop stop stop!

German: 
ANDREW DU HAST GERADE DAS HIGHLIGHT DES SPIELS GEMACHT!
Komm her. KOMM TIM TIM TIM TIM!
TIM TIM TIM TIM!
Wieder zurück...
Oh mein Gott!
Oh hallo Mister Banane! Oh ich bin auch gelb!
Wir können uns zusammentun! Ich bin gelb... Ich bin gelb...
Ich bin gelb...Ich bin gelb...
Die Waffe ist gold aber ich bin gelb
Und du lässt mich allein... und wir sind Bananen
Wir gehen als Bananen.
Ich bin...
Ich sehe
Neeein...

English: 
Andrew, you just got fucking play of the game, you absolute--
♪ [Does the hustle]
*wheezing*
come, come here Tim. Tim! Tim! Tim!
Tim! Tim! ...
[Mercy screaming]
halp me.. me stuck
Oh my God!
Oh hello, Mr. Banana
Oh, I'm yellow too! We're gonna match!
I'm yellow
The gun is golden, but I'm yellow.
And, you're light yellow, and we're bananas
Going bananas, we are
I am--
Oh shit!
Nooo!
Not like this
dat face doe
Not like this

German: 
Ich als Banane bin tot!
Oh Scheiße ich brauche Heilung!
Lucio!
kommt zum rand kommt zum rand! Scheiße!
Mercy , flieg zu mir, flieg zu MIR!

English: 
Banana down
Oh shit, I need healing
Lúcio
Alright, come to the edge, someone. Fuck!
Mercy, fly to me!
AAAAAAA
♪ "There goes my hero"
WATCH HIM!
