Agent Mulder, how nine
years of college, three
degrees, and two
years at Quantico
has left me such a simpleton.
Not a simpleton.
A mugwump.
I resent that characterization.
And I don't even
know what it means.
It means sit down and shut up.
(GASPS) You talk to
Agent Scully like that?
Only when she's
being a mugwump.
Please, have a seat.
I'll give you two
minutes, Agent Mulder,
and then I'm due back on Earth.
Behold, psilocybe tampanensis.
I'm afraid where this is going.
