So there I was, on my Electric Skateboard cruisin' 20 miles an hour listening to my air pods on my iPhone X
When it hit me... people driving by probably think you look like a real tool, "sick of these jerky Millennial's on their
Skateboards takin' the rooooaaaaad!
Out of the way ya punk!
Maybe, I did look like a tool, but I also had another thought, WOW, I'm lucky. My life is so cool. That was it
Nothing fancy. Just me taking a moment to reflect and be thankful for what I have
I know most people's bucket lists include huge goals, like climbing Mount Everest or starring in a movie or attending Tana Con
But they don't all have to be that big. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm living my best life, sir
Do you want to try?"
(Nervous Grunting)
YAY!!!!!!!!
"I can cross This off the bucket list." "it's a pretty cool ride, huh?" "No, I meant liking a millennial, you kids are all turds"
I'm alright now in life. I wouldn't cross riding an electric skateboard off my list. Maybe if he told sixth grade me
I'd own an electric board
I'd be flipping out,
Jumping up and down, probably crying a little, letting a little tinkle out my pants and so with that in mind I made a list
Of everything that sixth grade me would find super cool that I've accomplished so far and it all kind of ties back
To why I love this box of macaroni and cheese so much
Sixth grade me would love this box of macaroni and cheese, but if you want to understand why I gotta go over the list first
So here we go in college, you stopped wearing tie-dye shirts, tighty whities and you got a cool haircut
There's three things. We can check off the list. Back when I was in college
I didn't have a cell phone and it's not because I'm so old that cell phones weren't invented
It's because I was so poor. I used to give out my friend's phone numbers as my number
"Yo Al, could I get my phone back?" You're so bossy! Hold on. I'm talking to somebody"
What was I thinking! It was their phone they were paying for it, and I would just talk and talk
So Alex, you'll be excited to know you own an iPhone 10. He's gonna show off this whole video, aren't you? Jerk?
I really hope not
I was more hoping this video inspires you to make things happen that you once thought were impossible, like something
I thought I'd never be able to do was go to Australia
How was a sixth grader ever gonna make it there! When I was in the sixth grade
I don't think I'd ever even left the state I lived in, so to go to the other side the world
Wow,  I wanna go somewhere that I can say g'day mate!. and have people not look at me like
You're weird. Well, guess what I did!
G'day Mate!
Never need to go there again
Just kidding i loved Australia it was beautiful
Another thing that's been on my list is to be in a video game. I have no idea how that would ever happen, right?
Well a couple of months ago. I got an email that was like "Alex we want to put you in a video game"
Waaaaaaaaaah? Very funny BBTV
Next you're gonna tell you my computer has a virus and I have to pay you a hundred dollars to fix it
Let's see what they have to say about thi-. No, this is real and here's what your character will look like "OOOOOO"
Guys I'm in a frickin video game, this is real and to prove it to you
I'll say this, this video is sponsored by BB TV
The game is called Squad Rivals. If you click the link down in the description, it'll take you to the download
It's free to play and you can play as me
This of course is squad rival! There are 10 different versions of my character
It's like a mobile arcade game and it's available on iOS and Android. I can't believe this regular dude from a regular family is in a video game
Sixth-grade me would be freaking out. It's just cool. It's just so cool. Check it off
The list can already feel so me typing
Those are some easy things to do when you're a big shot fancy YouTuber. Ugh, What? No, I'm a regular dude
I started out just like you from a regular family
Okay, my only trick has been to work hard and be persistent don't give up besides that I'm just a regular guy. "Oh, Mr.
Clark I finished preparing your lunch and your masseuse is here." Don't come in when I'm Fil...
Don't got a butler wish I did but it's on the list when I was in the sixth grade
I wanted to travel the world be funny and be known for being funny since then
I've performed in Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, I've traveled all over Europe
I'm a four-time
Recipient of the People's Choice Award at the San Diego street performers festival, I've had videos talked about on Huffington Post and The Chicago Tribune
I have almost three million subscribers on YouTube and... I'm in a friggin video game! squad rivals downloaded. It's so cool
I think the coolest accomplishment though is that I've never opened this box of macaroni and cheese
You see when I moved to Los Angeles. One of the first things I bought was this box of macaroni and cheese
I was maybe a little bit nervous about not having enough money out there and I told myself as long as I don't have to
Eat this macaroni and cheese
I Still have enough to make it and I don't have to move home. Fast forward all these years and I have never opened it
That's kind of why I'm proud of myself that said I still have lots of goals
I'd love to host a talk show, have a role in an animated movie or an animated TV show and no
The Bee movie does not count. That's right boys and girls on that guy from the Bee movie That's not me guys
Okay, but Bee movie 2 - I'm totally gonna be I'm sure just like you there's lots of things I haven't gotten to do yet
But maybe today is a good day to talk about the ones we have hit no matter how minor they may seem
I've got some big things checked off my list, but it started with checking off the small ones first.
I'm Alex Clark and I will see you somewhere. Okay. Bye
