What’s happening, Forum.
Forum, I’m wanna tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a mom and 
her baby chillin’ at the train station.
And yes there really is a baby in that stroller.
See the mom looks away and then
oh no, it rolls off the platform.
And then oh my god it gets run over by a train.
Alright, now don’t start flippin’ out just yet.
Miraculously, the kid not only survived 
being run over by the train,
but apparently he was hardly injured.
But even so,  you know the baby 
was under that train like
“this is bullshit, mom.
I’m telling everyone I’m adopted.”
Now I know the baby survived, but,
would it be appropriate to tell a few dead-baby jokes?
No?
Have you ever been driving along  and you 
pull up next to a car of hot girls?
Kind of like these British guys did?
"Open your window, open your window.
"What ya doin'?"'
Now these guys clearly know how to talk to women.
"What's your names?"
“What’s your numbah”.
What's your numbah?
And it’s at this point where the girl flashes them a little,
which I can’t show, but the guys get pretty excited.
And then of course the obvious happens.
Oh jeez. **** ****.
Now Forum,  before you make 
some comment about women drivers,
I want you to know I think this video is fake.
I mean look
her teeth are way too straight 
for her to be British.
You like how I insulted an entire country.
There are plenty of people who disagree 
with President Barack Obama’s policies.
Kind of like this Ivy League scholar here.
"Alright, what's up guys."
"*inaudible* f***ing pissed right now
 from what I found out."
"I found out this f***ing Obama is 
going to f***ing ban...."
"...flavored dips."
"What the f*** is up with that?"
"That's f***ing gay."
Gay.
Yeah.
That is totally...
 homosexual.
"Rebel flag, all the way."
Oh that’s... that’s nice.
Oh but wait,
our Ivy League scholar friend has even more articulate and well-researched criticisms. 
"Obama ain't no damn American."
"If he was, he wouldn't do that s***."
"He's a f**ing n****er/Jew."
Oh wow.
He just dropped the n-word.
You guys remember when it was
 cool to be racist, don't you?
Yeah neither do I.
Listen Cleatus,
I’m sure you're as passionate
 about politics as the next inbred,
but I think it’s time to lay off the 
political punditry for a while.
Dude,  go out, have  fun, 
 get laid, find a girlfriend.
I’m sure...
one of your cousins is single.
Yeah, you could always use that pickup line.
You know what time it is Forum.
It's time for The Comment Question Of The Day,
Which comes from a user named NamelessDweeb.
And she said,
My question...
if you had to hang out with Jesus for 1, 
what would you do?
So if you had to hang out with Jesus 
for a day, what would you do?
Leave your interesting or creative responses
in the comments section below.
But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
I'm RayWilliamJohnson,
and I approve this message.
So tell me Forum,
What is the craziest thing you'd do for a million dollars?
*Fatty Spins: Doin' Your Mom*
Captioned by CaptVids.com
"If I was the f***ing President, I'd make everything legal."
"Everything."
"I'd definitely make prostitution legal."
