
Spanish: 
JOEL:  Podemos no jugar con el personaje de Lawrence y ....
BRUCE, JAMES: No
JOEL: Hacerme un personaje
BRUCE: No Joel! JAMES: Absolutamente no.
BRUCE: No Podemos JOEL: pienso que seria muy cautivador
JOEL: Por las personas que nos ven
ADAM: Cautivador para ti. JAMES: Así no es como funciona el juego
JAMES: No solo le das! y ya hay esta un nuevo personaje
JAMES: tiene que hacer bastantes cosas y hacer un gran escándalo por eso
JOEL: Si y que? Cual es el problema?
JOEL. Que estamos,   que estamos jugando hoy?
JAMES: No sabemos todavia
BRUCE: Esto se llama Grand Theft Auto V, Joel
JAMES: Joel piensas que nos preparamos para estas cosas?
JAMES: No nos preparamos
BRUCE: Y es Lawrence el que prepara!
JAMES: Lawrence solo nos pone el control en la mano y nosotros solo jodemos todo
BRUCE: Bueno nadie esta jugando por, Joel...
JOEL: tu no les diste - no les diste suficiente oportunidad
BRUCE: Claro, no Joel acaba de twittear
JOEL: No twitteé nada
JOEL: Elyse lo acaba de twittear
BRUCE: Disculpa. Elyse lo acaba de twittear
BRUCE: Elyse! estas segura de que lo twitteaste!? JAMES: No sabemos si ella lo envió a twitter!
BRUCE: Estas segura? ELYSE: LO Twitteé ya
JAMES: Piensa que ha pasado que...
JOEL: ciento noventa y ocho!?
JAMES: En una sala de conferencia universitaria
JAMES: y un tweet sale...
JAMES: Y ves estudiantes
 
JAMES: Se salen de clases
BRUCE: Ah hermano JAMES: Tienen que volver a sus dormitorios
BRUCE: Eso seria impresionante! JAMES: A jugar GTA!
JOEL: no hay dormitorios en ese tipo de universidades
ADAM Bueno eso se llama "Bloody Eleven"
JAMES: Oh mierda, ya se esta destrozando ADAM: Y involucra bicis y gasolina
BRUCE: Que en esta pasando?.  JAMES: Oh, vas a necesitar esa bici.
BRUCE: probablemente vas a necesitar eso  -  747 tambien ve hacia alla
JOEL: Como vas a - ok buen salto
JAMES: Nice! BRUCE: Oh buen truco

English: 
JOEL: Can we actually not play as Lawrence's character and...
BRUCE, JAMES: No.
JOEL: Customize me a character?
BRUCE: No, Joel!
JAMES: No, absolutely not.
BRUCE: We can't.
JOEL: I think it'd be really compelling...
JOEL: For the viewers though.
ADAM: Compelling for you.
JAMES: That's not how the game works.
JAMES: You don't just BLAH! Here's a new character!
JAMES: You have to go into a whole big thing, you have to make a big fuss about it.
JOEL: Yeah, so? What's the problem?
JOEL: What're we - what're we playing today?
JAMES: We don't know yet.
BRUCE: This is called Grand Theft Auto V, Joel.
JAMES: Joel, do you think that WE prepare for these things?
JAMES: We don't prepare!
BRUCE: And it's Lawrence that prepares!
JAMES: Lawrence just puts a controller in our hands and then we fuck it up!
BRUCE: Well nobody's on because, Joel...
JOEL: You didn't give - you didn't give them enough a chance.
BRUCE: Yeah, no Joel JUST tweeted it.
JOEL: I didn't tweet shit.
JOEL: Elyse tweeted it.
BRUCE: I'm sorry. Elyse just tweeted it.
BRUCE: Elyse! Are you sure you tweeted it!?
JAMES: We don't even know if she tweeted it!
BRUCE: Are you sure?
ELYSE: *gibberish that vaguely sounds like I tweeted it!*
JAMES: Do you think there's ever been...
JOEL: A hundred and ninety-eight!?
JAMES: A college lecture room...
JAMES: And then our tweet goes out...
JAMES: And then you see students *stands up*
BRUCE: *laughs*
JAMES: They walk out of the lecture.
BRUCE: Ah man!
JAMES: They gotta get back to their dorms...
BRUCE: That'd be amazing!
JAMES: To play GTA!
JOEL: There are no dorms at community colleges.
ADAM: Well, this is called "Bloody Eleven" ...
JAMES: Oh shit, it's already falling apart.
ADAM: And it involves a bike and gas-
BRUCE: What in the world?
JAMES: Oh, you're gonna need that bike.
BRUCE: You're probably gonna need that - uh - 747 too, so go over there.
JOEL: How do you - ok good jump.
JAMES: Nice!
BRUCE: Oh good trick!

English: 
JAMES: Watch out for that bottle! OOOOH!
JAMES: He's in the cage!
BRUCE: You made it in the cage!
BRUCE: I think they're throwing things in the cage, you might wanna run.
JAMES: Uh oh.
ADAM: I gotta get weapons.
JAMES: They're eggin' ya!
JAMES: You're gettin' egged!
JOEL: Actually being the first one in the cage seems like a bad idea.
JOEL: In retrospect!
BRUCE, JAMES: OOOOH!
JAMES: Right in the ankles!
BRUCE: Ah oooh!
JAMES: Oh he got you!
BRUCE: Tonya Harding!
JAMES: Get outta there!
ADAM: Oh that's gonna explode.
JOEL: Not a crowded cage match.
ADAM: Nope, why!
JAMES: Wrong guy!
JAMES: OH! You knocked him over the cage!
BRUCE: That's cuz he exploded! Did you see *wheezes*?
JAMES: He just got two...
JAMES Boom!
ADAM: What?
BRUCE: Careful oh.
JAMES: Oh you almost stole that kill!
JOEL: You're right in the...
JAMES: Oooh!
BRUCE: Ahhh no! No you didn't.
ADAM: Remember when I accidentally...
ADAM: Or he - he auto-locked on the dead body, rather than the person in front of him.
JAMES: Absolutely.
BRUCE: I do remember. Those were good days.
JOEL: Can you get in the plane?
ADAM: Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
JOEL: Oh no no no no!
ADAM: NO NO NO!
JAMES: Grab grab grab!
BRUCE: Ahhh!
JAMES: Now use your crowbar to hook into the side!
JOEL: He's gonna fire on his enemies.
JAMES: Macho Man Randy Savage eldrow - elbowed dropped the thing there.
JAMES: OH!
ADAM: Shit shit shit shit shit!
JOEL: No no no!
JAMES: Hook it hook it hook it!
ADAM: Grab grab!
ADAM: That's a first.
BRUCE: Oh man. Oh jeez. Oh gosh.
BRUCE: Oh!
JAMES: OH NO!
BRUCE: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! He's trynna chop you up.
BRUCE: He's dead.
JAMES: Tie a fire hose around your stomach and jump!

Spanish: 
JAMES: cuidado con esa botella! ohhhhhh!
JAMES: El esta en la jaula!
BRUCE: entraste a la jaula!
BRUCE: Pienso que están tirando cosas dentro de la jaula , mejor corre de allí
 
ADAM: Tengo que buscar armas. JAMES:  te están lanzando cosas
JAMES: Te estan dando
JOEL: Ser el primero en la jaula parece una mala idea
JOEL: En retrospectiva
JAMES: justo en los tobillos
JAMES: Te dieron
BRUCE: Tonya Harding!
JAMES: Salte de allí
ADAM: eso va a explotar
JOEL: no hay demasida gente en la jaula
ADAM: No porque!? JAMES: tipo equivocad!
JAMES: oh lo noqueaste sobre la jaula
BRUCE: es porque el exploto! lo viste
JAMES: el tiene dos
 
JAMES: que?
BRUCE: cuidado
JAMES: Casi le quitas esa muerte!
JOEL: Estas justos en el...
BRUCE:  ahhh no! no lo hiciste
ADAM: recuerda cuando yo accidentalmente...
ADAM: oh el - apunto al cuerpo del hombre muerto, en vez de la persona enfrente de el
JAMES: absolutamente. BRUCE: recuerdo esos dias
JOEL: pueds agarrar ese avion?
JOEL: No no no no
ADAM: no no no JAMES: agarralo
JAMES: ahora usa tu palanca para engancharte adentro
JOEL: el le va a disparar a sus enemigos
JAMES: el codazo de Macho Man Randy Savage lanzo algo alli
ADAM: mierda mierda mierda
JOEL: NO NO NO
JAMES: enganchalo enganchalo enganchalo! ADAM: agarra agarra
ADAM: eso es una primera vez
BRUCE: Oh hombre OH jesus OH Dios
 
JAMES: oh no
BRUCE: oh cielos oh cielos oh cielos! te esta tratando de cortar!
BRUCE: esta muerto
JAMES: amárrate una mangera de incendios en el estomago y salta

Spanish: 
BRUCE: acabas de matar a alguiel!
ADAM: lo hice? BRUCE: Si
ADAM: que!? por que!?
ADAM: elegante
BRUCE: vale, monta esa bici
BRUCE: se que estas buscando el helicoptero, agarra la bici
JAMES: tienes que llegar al otro lado
ADAM: asi es suficiente
BRUCE: salta por el borde
JOEL: solo salta
JAMES: hay voy
BRUCE: buen Rail slide
JAMES: vamos Adam
JAMES: solo ve derecho
JAMES : allí salta
 
BRUCE: bien lo lograste
JAMES: golpealo
JOEL: bien!  JAMES: eso es
BRUCE: bien ahora salta salta al helicoptero
JAMES: el uso la goma
BRUCE: eso es como un truco JAMES: cuidado JOEL:  giro de combate
JAMES: bien tienes que llegar al otro avion
ADAM: que - si que pasa si voy al avion allí?
JAMES: si ve al avion ADAM: ok
BRUCE: oh alguien ya esta adentro ADAM:oh no
JAMES: OH! bien ve al otro avión - ve al otro avion
BRUCE: pon el helicoptero en frente
BRUCE: demonios porque tu?
JAMES: como Dustin Hoffman!
BRUCE: SI
BRUCE: espera, que!? en epidemia?
JAMES: en Rain man!
 
JAMES: recuerda cuando el se robe el helicoptero
ADAM: no JAMES: Definitivamente voy a bloquearte
JAMES: Definitivamente voy a bloquearte
BRUCE: lo tienes
JAMES: cuanto falta para que básicamente nos volvamos los animaniacs de youtube
JAMES: cuando estemos tan viejos que hagamos referencia que nadie entiende
BRUCE: creo que eso ya ocurre
ADAM: no no no no JAMES: Adam Por favor
JAMES: Adam por favor! ADAM: tu jodido!
BRUCE: viste trataste de agarrarlo y el hizo WOUAHHHHHHH!

English: 
BRUCE: You just got a kill!
ADAM: Did I?
BRUCE: Yeah.
ADAM: What! Why?!
JAMES: Oh!
ADAM: Graceful.
BRUCE: Alright, hop on that bike.
BRUCE: I know you were looking for the helicopter, get the bike.
JAMES: You gotta get to the other side.
ADAM: It's good enough.
BRUCE: Jump off the edge.
JOEL: Just jump.
BRUCE: Oh!
JAMES: There ya go.
BRUCE: Nice rail slide.
JAMES: Adam, come on.
JAMES: Just go straight.
JAMES: There! Jump off!
JAMES: EEEEH!
BRUCE: Alright you got it!
JAMES: Bump it!
JOEL: Nice!
JAMES: There you go.
BRUCE: Alright now hop - hop to *wheezes* the helicopter.
JAMES: He used the rubber.
BRUCE: Whoa! That's like a stunt!
JAMES: Careful!
JOEL: Combat roll.
JAMES: Alright you gotta get to that other plane.
ADAM: What - yeah, what if I go to the plane up there?
JAMES: Yeah, go to the plane.
ADAM: Ok.
BRUCE: Oh somebody's in-
ADAM: Oh NO!
JAMES: OH! Alright go to the other plane - other plane other plane!
BRUCE: Put the helicopter in front of it!
BRUCE: Oh damnit, why'd you-
JAMES: Like Dustin Hoffman!
BRUCE: Yeah!
BRUCE: Wait, what? In Outbreak?
JAMES: In Rain Man!
BRUCE: Oh *laugh*
JAMES: Remember when he steals that helicopter?
ADAM: No.
JAMES: *Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man voice* Definitely gonna block you...
JAMES: Definitely def-definitely gonna block you.
BRUCE: You got it.
JAMES: How long until we basically become the Animaniacs of YouTube?
JAMES: Where we're so old that we're making references to stuff no one knows.
BRUCE: I think that's already happened.
ADAM: No no no no NO! NOOO!
JAMES: Adam, please.
JOEL: Oooohhhh!
JAMES: Adam please!
ADAM: You fuck!
BRUCE: You see he tried to grab it - he went WUAH!

English: 
JAMES: How'd you think that was gonna work!?
ADAM: Wait there might be another plane around here.
BRUCE: No, there's no other planes.
ADAM: I got this.
JAMES: Just hold. Just hold. Just crash.
BRUCE: You can't fly upwards. Just kill yourself.
ADAM: I can get back to the fight.
BRUCE: Helicopter to your right!
JAMES: To the right!
ADAM: I see it!
ADAM: I see it!
JOEL: Oh god!
BRUCE: He got you! He clipped- I heard it!
ADAM: You shit!
BRUCE: Did you hear it - he's like *helicopter sound*
ADAM: No! No no! Pull! Extra chute!
JOEL: Ahhh.
JAMES: Push him off.
JAMES: Oh boy...
JOEL, BRUCE: *laugh*
JAMES: That was bad!
BRUCE: He totally missed.
JAMES: You have to- oh!
ADAM: What!?
ADAM: What's happening!?
BRUCE: OH!
JAMES: Uh oh you hit the blades!
ADAM: You saw him warp up, right?
JAMES: Oh no!
ADAM: Ok. Fuck it. Whatever.
JAMES: Zippin' ya.
ADAM: Oh god!
BRUCE: Oh shit.
JAMES: Oh no!
ADAM: You guys are having a great time!
JOEL: It's the perfect joust.
BRUCE: Look at the- ah!
JOEL: UNGH!
ADAM: Yeah!
JAMES: BOOM!
BRUCE: Oh nice move.
JAMES: Didn't see me coming!
JOEL: Nice!
ADAM: He flew!
JAMES: Oh he's dead!
JAMES: Oh! And then the elbow!
BRUCE: Oh no!
ADAM: No!
JAMES: Nice!
JAMES: What a finish!
ADAM: Play dead play dead!
BRUCE: *laughs hysterically*
JOEL: Ok yeah.
JAMES: That's a good kill!
JOEL: Yep.
JOEL: *laughs*
BRUCE: It's gonna sail all the way over!
BRUCE: Oh look at- eh ah!
ADAM: Boom!
JOEL: They're all lined up!
JAMES: Kill em!
BRUCE: Rumble in the Bronx!
JAMES: Don't get in the middle.
BRUCE: Oh, no you're...
JOEL: They're just STANDING there.
JAMES: You just moved to the middle of them.
BRUCE: He walked in... HIT ME!
JAMES: Yeah.
ADAM: I got two kills.
BRUCE: Why are we so bad at this?

Spanish: 
JAMES: como penaste que eso iba a fucionar
ADAM: quizás hay otro avión alrededor de aqui
BRUCE: no hay otros aviones
ADAM: lo tengo
JAMES: solo espera. solo espera. solo choca
BRUCE: no puede volar hacia arriba. solo matate
ADAM: Yo puedo volver a la pelea
BRUCE: helicoptero a tu derecha! JAMES: a la derecha! ADAM: lo veo!
ADAM: lo veo!
JOEL: DIOS
BRUCE: te tiene! se corto
ADAM: tu mierda
BRUCE lo escuchaste
ADAM: no no no! Abrelo! el parcaidas extra
 
JAMES: empujalo
JAMES: oh cielos... JAMES: ESO FUE MALO!
BRUCE:el fallo totalmente
JAMES: tienes que! ADAM: que!?
ADAM: que esta ocurriendo?
JAMES: tocaste las aspas
ADAM: lo viste calentar cierto?
ADAM: ok. al carajo lo que sea
 
 
ADAM: la estan pasando bien!
JOEL: es la justa perfecta. BRUCE: mira la!
 
BRUCE: buen movimiento. JAMES: no me viste venir
ADAM: volo
Esta muerto
oh Y el codazo!
bien
JAMES: que final! ADAM: hazte el muerto
 
oh si
ese fue un buen asesinato
si
va a volar lejos
oh mira
JOEL: estan todos alineados JAMES: matalos
BRUCE: batalla en el bronx JAMES: no te metas al medio
BRUCE: OH no tu... JOEL: soloestan PARADOS hay JAMES: solo muevete al medio de ellos
BRUCE: Camino hacia ti... como que golpeame
yo mate a dos
Por que eres tan malo en esto

English: 
ADAM: I don't know if it's us.
ADAM: Cuz like...
JAMES: It is.
BRUCE: It's- it's definitely us.
JAMES: It's definitely us.
BRUCE: What're you doin'?!
JAMES: There! Yeah yeah!
JOEL: Oh!
JAMES: Oh he nicked ya there!
BRUCE: He Tonya Harding-ed you!
BRUCE: AUGH!
BRUCE: HAH!
JAMES: Oh! Again!
BRUCE: Ha!
ADAM: God!
ADAM: Fuckin' hell.
JOEL: Ramp it.
JAMES: Oh gosh.
JOEL: Ramp the wing!
JAMES: Did she turn first-person on?
BRUCE: Can you change it?
JAMES: No.
BRUCE: Uh oh. That's bad. That's bad.
JAMES: Fuck me.
JAMES: Uh-wha-oh!
BRUCE: Nice!
JOEL: Wow.
JAMES: Mirror's Edge. HRAH! HO!
BRUCE: Turn to your left.
BRUCE: Jesus!
JAMES: NOOO!
JAMES: I WAS SO CLOSE!
ADAM: You see the two guys die next to each other?
BRUCE: I know!
BRUCE: They're back-to-back!
JAMES: Ungh!
JOEL: Nice.
JAMES: Is he made out of stone?
JOEL: You bopped him!
JAMES: I want no quarrel sir!
JAMES: Ow!
BRUCE: Whoa!
BRUCE: Wow! He skidded across the...
ADAM: Yeah, that was nice.
JAMES: HUH. OOH!
ALL: OH!
JAMES: OH!
BRUCE: One shot!
ADAM: Oh I got it.
JAMES: Oh I can't see at all what I'm doing.
BRUCE: Are you on a bike right now?
JAMES: Yeah.
BRUCE: Jump off jump off!
JAMES: I can't!
BRUCE: LOOK OUT!
ADAM: Oh no!
JAMES: AHHH!
JOEL: As many kills as Adam.
ADAM: Nice nice!
BRUCE: They don't see you coming.

Spanish: 
No se si somos nosotros
ADAM: porque es como.... JAMES: Si es
somos definitivamente nosotros
si definitivamente nosotros
BRUCE: que estas haciendo!? JAMES: ASI! si si
oh te araño allí
te esta Tonya Hardeando
 
 
oh otra vez
 
demonios
salta
usa el ala como una rampa
se acaba de poner primera persona
puede cambiarlo. JAMES: no
eso es malo eso es malo JAMES: jodeme
 
bien
 
como mirrors edge
voltea a la izquierda
jesus JAMES: noo
DEMASIADO CERCA
viste a las dos personas morir una junto a la otra BRUCE: lo se!
estan espalda a espalda
 
bien
esta hecho de piedra
lo tocaste
no quiero pelear señor
 
se deslizo al rededor de
si eso estuvo bien
 
 
un solo tiro
ADAM: OH lo tengo JAMES: no puedo ver para nada lo que estoy haciendo BRUCE: estas montado en la bici ahora
si
salta salta JAMES: no puedo
MIRA!. ADAM: oh no
 
la misma cantidad de muertes que Adam.
ADAM: bien bien
no te vieron venir

English: 
JAMES: UNGH!
BRUCE: How is he not on fire?
ADAM: It doesn't matter.
BRUCE: Alright you got it.
ADAM: Flap it.
JOEL: Yup.
BRUCE: You don't know where you're landing.
BRUCE: So just good luck.
JOEL: That's ok. You don't need to know.
JAMES: BOOM!
BRUCE: OH! What?
BRUCE: Oh!
JOEL: Oh oh he's a freshy!
BRUCE: You're gonna get the airplane?
ADAM: Nope.
JAMES: NO!
BRUCE: The kills are gonna be over by now.
JAMES: OOOH GOD!
JOEL: Wow!
ADAM: You got it.
JOEL: Yep.
BRUCE: Hop out hop out hop out!
BRUCE: Press Y press Y!
JOEL: Yes!
JAMES: That's a bad place to press Y!
BRUCE: Why'd you?!
BRUCE: You didn't do it when I said!
JOEL: Ten point landing.
JAMES: Damn it Bruce!
BRUCE: You did NOT do it when I said...
BRUCE: You waited like 3 seconds.
JAMES: I hit it when you said!
JAMES: And then I factored in the other 45 seconds for it to take action!
JAMES: Neeeuuurp!
BRUCE: Bonk!
*laughs*
BRUCE: There's a blood stain!
JAMES: Wuah where am I?!
ADAM: I don't know if this man is qualified to fly a helicopter.
JAMES: Let's try that again!
BRUCE: He's got a huge head wound.
ADAM: He crashed that helicopter on that top-
JOEL: *slurred* I'm good!
JOEL: *slurred* I gotta fly a helicopter!
ADAM: He parachuted down...
ADAM: Hit his head into another helicopter.
JAMES: He's fine.
ADAM: He got into that helicopter.
JAMES: He's fine.
ADAM: And he's flying BACK to the plane!
JAMES: OH!
BRUCE: Oh shit!
JOEL: 6th place!
ADAM: Whah!
BRUCE: Make sure you bet on yourself.
JAMES: Um... yeah if you wanna lose 10,000 dollars guaranteed.

Spanish: 
 
ell no esta prendido en llamas
no importa
esta bien lo tienes
tapa
no sabes adonde vas aterrizar
entonce buena suerte
esta bien. no necesitas saber
oh que?
oh el es uno nuevo
vas a agarrar el avion
NO
las muertes vas a terminar en ese momento
ohh dios
lo tienes
si
salta salta
apreta Y apreta Y
ese es un mal lugar para apretar Y
por que tu?
no lo hiciste cuando dije!
aterrizaje de diez puntos
demonios Bruce
No lo hiciste cuando dije
esperaste como tres segundos JAMES: lo toque cuando dijiste
y luego tome en cuenta los otros 45 segundos par cumplir la accion
 
 
 
hay una mancha de sangre
en donde estoy
no se si este hombre esta calificado para manejar un helicoptero
intentemos lo otra vez
tiene una gran herida en la cabeza
choco ese helicóptero en la cima
estoy bien
tengo que volar un helicoptero ADAM: se lanzo en paracaida
y choco su cabeza contra otro helicoptero
esta bien  ADAM: entro en otro helicoptero
esta volando hacia el avion
oh mierda
sexto lugar! ADAM: que!
asegurate de apostar a ti mismo
um.... si quieres perder seguro 10.000 dolares

English: 
JOEL: It's not MY money.
BRUCE: Ready to play.
ADAM: Hit fucking play.
*clicking*
BRUCE: *laughs* You see him holding it...
JOEL: *laughs*
JAMES: Almost - he almost...
BRUCE: He went like this.
JAMES: Looked down.
BRUCE: Hop!
ADAM: There you go.
JAMES: Boom!
ADAM: Right...
ADAM: You're off to a good start.
BRUCE: Niiiice.
BRUCE, JAMES: OOOOHHHH!
JAMES: NO!
BRUCE: Sweet trick!
ADAM: Ahhh...
BRUCE: Oh that was cool!
ADAM: Ah Joel's wild ride!
BRUCE: Go upstairs.
JAMES: Yeah creep up there.
ADAM: Yeah there you go.
BRUCE: Don't - don't creep though, cuz that's too slow.
JOEL: Shush shush shush.
JAMES: Creep. No, that'll make you strong-
BRUCE: Here ya go. HIT!
JAMES: Nice!
BRUCE: Nice move.
BRUCE: Hit...
JOEL: Turn around!
JOEL: Oh guys come on!
BRUCE: *wheezes*
JOEL: Gimme a handicap!
BRUCE: He's so scared!
BRUCE: His face was so scared when he was in the center!
BRUCE: AUGH!
BRUCE: Wuh-AUGHAH!
JAMES: And he was like - BOMP BOMP.
ADAM: Oh nice.
JAMES: Oh no!
JAMES: Joel you gotta move!
JOEL: How do I jump?
JAMES: Don't stand in that shadow!
JAMES: DON'T STAND IN THAT SHADOW JOEL!
BRUCE: *screaming* RUN JOEL!
JOEL: What's jump?
JOEL: What's jump?
ADAM: X. It's X!
JOEL: How can I possibly be on a losing streak?
ADAM: Well...
JAMES: You've died three times.
BRUCE: Joel...
JOEL: No, that's...
ALL: WHOA!
JAMES: He's gonna go vertical!
BRUCE: Hit him hit him!
*molotov cocktail glass shatters*
*laughs*
ADAM: How'd he throw it behind him!?
JOEL: I don't know!
BRUCE: I didn't know you could... *laughs intensely*
ADAM: I've never seen that before!
BRUCE: *high-pitched giggling*

Spanish: 
no es mi dinero
listo para jugar
dale a comenzar
 
lo vez apretandolo
JAMES: Casi lo hizo          
BRUCE: el hizo asi
SELECCIONALO
BRUCE: salta. ADAM: hay lo tienes.
derecha
comenzaste bien
 
no
buen truco
es fue muy cool
el viaje salvaje de Joel
sube las escaleras
si agachate hasta allá arriba
ADAM: si hay estas BRUCE: no camines agachado porque es muy lento
No te agaches eso te hace fuerte
eso es lo tienes. GOLPEALO!
buenos movimientos
volteate!
vamos chicos
me dejo lecionado
se veía tan asustado cuando estaba en el medio
 
 
y hizo como bomp bomp
bien JAMES: OH NO
Joel tienes que moverte
Como salto? JAMES: no te quedes en la sombra
NO TE QUEDES EN LA SOMBRA JOEL!
BRUCE: CORRE JOEL! JOEL: cual es el boton de saltar?
cual es el de saltar? ADAM: X es X
como puedo tener una racha de perdidas
bueno te moriste tres veces seguidas
NO eso no es
 
va a ir vertical
golpealo golpealo!
 
 
Como lanzaste atrás de ti?
no se!
no sabia que se podía hacer!
nunca he visto eso antes!
 

English: 
JOEL: Wait I'm gonna get killed! OH NO!
JOEL: NO! Come on!
*persistent laughing*
JOEL: Get away from me!
ADAM: How are you alive?
JOEL: I got a kill!
BRUCE: Hi-
BRUCE: Hit something!
JAMES: Come on Joel!
JOEL: I did!
JOEL: I got a kill!
JAMES: Joel you got it!
BRUCE: Oh my gosh!
JAMES: Oh you got it.
JAMES: YEAH! Hit that fire!
*hysterical laughter*
*intense laughter, wheezing*
JAMES: He's on fire again!
JAMES: *high-pitched laughter*
JOEL: Alright alright alright.
ADAM: *intense laughter*
JOEL: I have two kills.
BRUCE: Oh my gosh!
JOEL: That's as many as Adam had!
BRUCE: Oh my gosh!
*recovering from laughter*
BRUCE: That was amazing!
ADAM: That's hand-down the best GTA run ever!
JAMES: OOOOHHHH NO!
JOEL: COME ON!
ADAM: OH JOEL!
JOEL: Hey Benson!
*laughter*
JAMES: Oh boy.
BRUCE: The sequence of events...
BRUCE: I wanna go back and watch that again.
BRUCE: He hit the fire-
JAMES: JOEL!
JAMES: There Joel, throw it!
JAMES: NO! Not behind you!
*struggling to breathe*
BRUCE: Why're you...
JAMES: *high-pitched laughter*
JAMES: -throw it behind you!
BRUCE: Why're you doing-
ADAM: *sobbing laughter*

Spanish: 
espera me van a matar! OH NOO
NO vamos
 
alejate de mi!
como estas vivo todavia?
logre matar a alguien!
 
golpea algo
vamos JOEL
logre matar a alguien JAMES: Joel lo tienes
oh por dios
oh lo tienes
SI! golpea ese fuego
 
otra vez esta prendido en llamas
 
esta bien esta bien
mate a dos
lo mismo que logro Adam
 
eso fue impresionante
esa es la mejor partida de GTA que allá visto
 
VAMOS!
hey benson
 
la secuencia de eventos
quiero volver a verlo otra vez
el golpeo el fuego
hay Joel lanzalo
NO! atras tuyo
 
adonde tu...
lanzalo atras tuyo BRUCE: que estas haciendo?
 

English: 
JOEL: Why's it! When I miss with a swing...
JOEL: It's so fucking hilarious...
BRUCE: Why're you doing that!
JAMES: We don't know HOW you're doing it!
JAMES: Get some Molotovs and throw em away.
JAMES: Nice!
JAMES: OH! I'm on top of the cage!
JOEL: No he's not!
JAMES: He's gonna get ya!
BRUCE: Nice!
JAMES: OH! Oooh he got-
*hysteric laughter*
BRUCE: *high-pitched* He tricked off your body!
JOEL: He stunted off my head!
BRUCE: He tricked off your body!
JAMES: He's super extreme.
ADAM: Nice.
JAMES: There ya go. Your secret weapon.
ADAM: Dip.
ADAM: *laughs*
JAMES: Nice!
BRUCE: Do you know how you're doing that?
JOEL: Hmmm nope!
JOEL: HUP!
JOEL: BH-UP!
JAMES: Nice.
BRUCE: Nice.
BRUCE: Get the molotov. Now throw.
JAMES: Get rid of em.
ADAM: Nice.
BRUCE: It's right there.
JAMES: Oh! Not on yourself though!
JAMES: OH! Get that cowboy!
ADAM: He's stunned!
ADAM: You got him!
BRUCE: Get him again!
JOEL: I'm-
JAMES: OH he got a hit!
JOEL: Where's my trigger!?
BRUCE, JAMES: Ooooh.
JOEL: *stuttering* Fucking trigger!
BRUCE: What do you mean where's my trigger? It's right there!
JOEL: I mean I'm hitting it. I'm just gonna do this now.
JOEL: I don't want to.
JAMES: There jump down.
BRUCE: OH!
JAMES: Start swingin'!
BRUCE: Ough!
JAMES: YEAH!
JAMES: Four kills!
BRUCE: He fainted.
JOEL: What makes - what makes them better than me?
JAMES: You're Joel.
BRUCE: Yeah, let's show the sequence from previous-
JAMES: Oh you tripped on the way up.
JOEL: No that's - that's a tactical roll.
ADAM: Oh!
BRUCE: *laughs*
JAMES: Play dead.
BRUCE: They decided to not fight each other, and instead - beat you down.

Spanish: 
porque es cuando fallo el golpe
es jodidamente divertido BRUCE: porque estas haciendo eso
no sabemos COMO lo estas haciendo
busca algunas molotov y tíralas lejos
bien
estoy encima de la jaula
no lo esta
te va a dar
bien
oh! te dio
 
hizo un truco sobre tu cabeza
hizo el truco sobre tu cuerpo
es super extremo
hay voy el arma secreta
 
bien
sabes como esta haciendo eso?
hmmmm no
 
bien bien bien
agarra la molotov. ahora lanzalo
desaste de el.
no sobre ti mismo
golpea al vaquero
esta confundido
lo tienes pergale
oh lo tiene
donde esta mi gatillo
el jodido gatillo
BRUCE: a que te refieres cuando preguntas por el gatillo? esta hay mismo! JOEL: digo que lo estoy tocando voy solo a hacer esto
no quiero JAMES: hay salta
comienza golpeando
 
SI!
cuatro muertes! BRUCE: se desmallo
que los hace mejor que yo? JAMES: tu eres Joel
BRUCE: si, mostremos la secuencia previa. JAMES: te caíste camino arriba
no ese es un giro tactico
 
 
hazte el muerto
ellos decidieron no pelear entre ellos y golpearte a ti

English: 
BRUCE: Now go up the stairs.
ADAM: Mhm.
JAMES: *gasp*
ADAM: Oooh.
JAMES: Oooh seventh.
JOEL: I look good.
BRUCE: You do look pretty cool.
ADAM: Man...
BRUCE: Well Joel...
JOEL: Do you want Elyse to - uh...
BRUCE: Yeah. We'd like to cycle-in Elyse.
BRUCE: Uh, thank you very much.
JAMES: Thank you Joel.
BRUCE: For - for coming in.
JAMES: I can see Bruce's tears.
BRUCE: We really appreciate...
BRUCE: I - that was the best laugh I've had in years.
BRUCE: Thank you.
JAMES: And he just saw The Revenant.

Spanish: 
ahora sube las escaleras
 
 
ohhhh septimo
me veo bien BRUCE: si te vez bien
Hombre
BRUCE: bueno Joel... JOEL: quieren que Elyse
Si. nos gustaría turnarte con Elyse
uh, muchas gracias
Gracias Joel BRUCE: por venir
puedo ver las lagrimas de Bruce. BRUCE: realmente lo apreciamos
esas fueron las mejores risas que he tenido en años
Gracias
y el acaba de ver The Revenant
