- Hello there.
This is your old pal, Grover, mm-hmm.
And today, I'm going to talk to you
about near and far, mm-hmm.
In fact, I, little, furry Grover
am going to show you near and far, mm-hmm.
Okay, here goes.
(clears throat)
First, this is near.
(feet stomp)
Right here, near, mm-hmm.
(feet stomp)
(Grover pants)
This is far!
(Grover pants)
(feet stomp)
This is near.
You see?
Oh, okay, I'll do it
once more for you, okay?
Okay.
This is near.
(feet stomp)
(Grover pants)
This is far!
(Grover pants)
(feet stomp)
And this is near again.
Okay?
You wanna see it one more time.
Oh sure, I'm not doing anything.
Okay.
This is near.
(pants)
(feet stomp)
This is far!
(pants)
(feet stomp)
This is near.
You got that, huh?
You don't got that.
Okay.
This is near.
(pants)
(feet stomp)
And this is far!
(pants)
(feet stomp)
This is near.
Now you must, you must understand.
You, you don't understa--
(grunts and pants)
(feet stomp)
This is far!
(pants)
(feet stomp)
I'll get there, hold on.
This is near (pants)
and now you understand.
(sobs) You don't understand.
(pants)
(feet stomp)
This is far.
(pants)
(feet stomp)
And this is near.
You underst--
You don't.
(sighs)
(body thumps)
(upbeat music)
