hi sisters! hi brothers!
I'm James and I'm Ian
and welcome back to brothers and sisters
oh...brothers and sisters? (confusion) -brother and sister.
Hi sisters ( hi brothers)
 
I'm James and I'm Ian (we already know) And welcome back to brother and sister. -Sister and brother. (nonimportant arguement)
*moment of judging from sister james*
(anyway) For today's episode...(drumroll) we are going to be talking about CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!
*nonexistent excitement from brother Ian* we actually probably had the worst childhood together.
yeah, we hated each other. -Yeah *laugh?* that was like
pretty bad *tears*
Now we're closer
kind of -yeah...
if you guys didn't know i am 18 and Ian is 16 (wow i didn't know that lol)
that is a two year age difference (in case you can't do math) and now it means nOtHiNg but when we were younger
two years goes a looong way and obviously i am loud and annoying  (stop james you aren't)  and i always got my way and Ian was quiet.
he was the good younger brother, he was always down for anything. nice, kind
could not relate. I was honestly not gonna lie a really huge bully
Well, we fought a lot and it wasn't always my fault...but it was usually my fault  - you would painfully hurt me T.T
(death metal music) Well....yes.
but... *remembering all the brother abuse*
i remember there was one time we were fighting about something at dinner. *smoke* he was still sitting in a high chair.
and i remember it got so heated ( how if Ian was a baby?) to the point where i got up
out of my regular dining chair and i kicked the leg of his high chair (OMG ANGER ISSUES SISTER?) over and his high chair fell back, and we had a radiantor
Right behind our dinner table and it cut his entire lip open and it started bleeding and we had to take him to the hospital.
I don't remember this but -Really?  but...i hate you now.
yeah, that was not a fun one, i was grounded from  the ??? and the Wii for a hot minute.
well, you have like anger management problems (says the one who KICKED THE HIGHCHAIR) *brother ian laughs*
this is making me sound like i'm some kind of psychotic monster
but youuu...YOUUUUU
we were like psychotic when you were younger.
always were fighting, he chased me inside one time at our old house
and I remember i
slammed the front door so he couldn't get to me and i slammed his entire hand in the door..and he broke his fingers.
we had to go to the hospital (again) -yeah, i was, i remember that. that was...
*ian calming flipping off sister james*
yeah but you had it coming. *ian trying to comprehend how evil sister james was* probably.
yeah but you didn't had to slam a steel door on me.
steel door? where were we living?? a jail cell???
obviously, yeah.
i think i knew james was gay  *sister james is shook* before a lot of people did, i remember when he was probably 10 or 11
He would always take dolls and braid their hair. -That was not 11 and 10
That was like 4 5 6 years old -alright 4,5,6 years old -let's relax -alright whatever
I also remember when he was little, he would dress me up in my mom's like clothes and boots -you played along with it.
are you gay. No, but I was like 4 years old. What do you want me to do?
well, apparently you had a lot of fighting going on, so you could've fought me *gibberish* but you seemed to really enjoy it (exposed)
at the Time. -No... - I've always been a glam sister, what can i say? that's usually how our entire childhood went
me and ian
Outside of this friends like playing football and me inside on the computer on like webkinz and poptropica those guys were land
Memories to go to Florida every April breaking go to Mimi's house and stay with our cousins. Yawn zapper hell's
Middle of Bop. Hey, hey, it was a fun time number one
We were in the canoe and decided to tip us an alligator-infested water
That is not really that's like not exactly what happened though. It was a wondrous in what happened
No, okay. It was me
Yo
and our cousin Riley were canoeing in the middle of like
The jungle and our cousin said like oh turn the or to the right and clearly ever, you know me
I am NOT a rower in any way shape or form
I should not be doing any physical activity upper and I ended up moving us to the left and we end up
Tipping the canoe in the middle of the lake which had alligators
I have never swam faster in my entire life. Like Michael Phelps was quaking at that given moment. Whatever
He was like literally I think he could feel his olymic record like about to be BM by sister James swimming
Remembered me and Robbie had to go back in there and get it after it's sunk as you stood on the shore. Oh
You know, I remember the biggest my most worst nightmare was a kid
I thought Big Bird was like walking down the road about a cupcake. Oh my god
Remember when you had that dream all the time when you were younger
yeah, this is like Big Bird like walking down the road like coming into our house and like
Kidnapping me and I don't know why I had it, but I remember that dream so clearly
That is so strange. First of all, why do I don't know. Oh my god. Oh my god
I can't believe you just this is like all coming back to me right now
I had one reoccurring dream where I was on a Barbie cruise ship
Maybe it's all the fucking Barbie heads that I play with and do their hair of every single day
Hello gay from day one and then they would drive into like the city of Manhattan
and it would like plow through the city and then I would get thrown overboard from like a
hundred two hundred feet up in the air and die every time that I had the dream it was
So weird and happened to be so many times think I was about five or six
I don't know what happened
But my mom heard a thud and she came into the room and she saw that I was lying on the floor
So she looked at me didn't see anything goes wrong put me back into bed
then I walked down the next morning and apparently I had dried blood all over my face and a huge gash underneath my cheek which
I still have a scar from
I remember this
Mom did nothing
That is literally me as a parent (same)
 
Said she couldn't see you guys in her glasses on speaking of falling. Oh my god. You just triggered them. I
Remember I would get sick
Pretty often for some reason my dad does too were like dying at least once a month
when I was sick one time when I was younger, I remember I was like bedridden like could not get up could not move like
It was spooky boo. Goo boo. I literally thought I was gonna die
God about to go get an Advil in the bathroom
Which is across the hall on the upstairs level and we have a staircase in the middle of the hallway
and I remember I
Really don't remember actually
But I woke up at the bottom of the stairs with my dad screaming
Like falling down the stairs as well because I had walked by the stairs and passed out right at the top of the staircase
I just fallen I'll hold the way down the stairs
Completely unconscious did not even feel a single thing. And my dad was like screaming freaking out
We went to the hospital. Once again. Thank God. I did not break anything, but I literally general that happening
We got I got to be like we're really going to the hospital lot we were younger, huh? Yeah
Well, you were the problems most the time. That's so not true. You provoked that
Let's see. You push me off a high chair. Yeah, you slammed my fingers in a door
Yeah, I thought in my bed that was kind of mom's fault
How's that muscle that you fell out of your own bad?
Side see that my face was gushing blood in the middle of the night
She's blind just like me
relax
You uh and had to give me some reason tennis slam your head fingers in the door and put you out of your high chair
You are you dude. I was like, oh ho if I was like a bang. I was in a high chair
What would I have done to you that made you mad like what am I? What am I gonna say to you?
I have no we were three. I always got my way every time there was no way that has never jealous of him
Do you think
our mom was
The worst chef ever still as delicious still is the worst I've ever
Every day. Oh
My god, it would be the grossest looking like poorly plated and won't know why
She's on Facebook
Every time she I'm trying out this new
pesto cream vegan gluten-free
dairy-free
non-gmo
Meatloaf
Every night and don't get me wrong
I'm so thankful that we had a mom until I cook for us and provide for us
When were younger but girl my first concert that I ever won. She was Hannah Montana. I went to a Hannah Montana concert
yeah, I did what every I just don't never gone to a
Really yeah, we you never went to a concert no
What no never didn't we meet someone was a demi
You met nobody remember we met someone
Alyson Stoner from Disney Channel. Yep. Yeah chef. It was at a concert. No, it was a basketball game where she sang the national anthem
Of the national oh
The biggest crush holy shit on
Danny Phantom
From a Dior tune. Yeah, I
Don't know I like was convinced that I was going to marry Danny Phantom. He was so hot
I'm pretty sure most one I marry talking about. Yeah, I'm pretty sure was really little had a crush on Dora
Not only was I gonna marry Danny Phantom, but I was also convinced that I was going to be Kim Possible one day
Like I don't know why I don't know what it was
I just loved her and wanted to be her like I just like called me beat me if you want to reach me girl
Like that's the roommate. Hello
Like I just like she was like a strong independent woman who don't need no, man
Although she ended up was wrong in the ends, but that's okay. She was single for majority of it
That's me one day when I get married fingers crossed
Hopefully one of my favorite shows were watches of Drake and Josh remember the room they had
Yeah, that was like my room goals for the longest time. Really? I was just wanted like an elevated bed
Just oh
My god, we were younger we tried to convince our dad for weeks on end
Oh my god to knock down the wall in our house
We could live together. We're just now thinking about it. Thank God. He said no, holy shit. That would've been so scary
Can you imagine?
Oh, I don't wanted to be when you're younger a garbage worker dude, yeah
It was oh my god every morning
He would run out of bed like 6:00 in the morning and run downstairs
And just look out the screen door for the garbage truck to drive by I couldn't tell you why I have no idea
But he was just so fascinated by it the garbage people. I mean honest and what the Agard which work
Doesn't work
I've had like a million things that I was just
So convinced that I was gonna be a superstar right when I was doing her
I first wanted to be an electrician
I have like these weird boxes with the plugs and outlets and cables on them that did nothing. Stop. What?
Vacuums used to be obsessed was that I wanted to be a cleaner for a hot minute
Oh my god, we could be doing the sanitary business together. I love that
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Alright guys, that's enough reminiscing for today.
clearly our childhoods were crazy
yeah it was pretty scarring but we made it out alive so...
we really did. I love that for us
WOOOO "CLAP"
 
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