THE INTERNET IS A MYSTERIOUS 
PLACE.
THERE'S SO MUCH WEIRDNESS.
I HAVE TWO YOUNG CHILDREN AT 
HOME SO I LIKE TO KEEP UP WITH 
WHAT THE KIDS ARE INTO, WHICH IS
CHALLENGING, BECAUSE THERE'S SO 
MUCH OUT THERE.
WITH THE FORTNIGHT, THE FIVE 
NIGHT, IT'S NUTS.
I ASKED MY 5-YEAR-OLD TO TEACH 
ME ABOUT SOMETHING SHE ENJOYS 
ONLINE.
SHE INTRODUCED ME TO A WORLD I 
WAS UNAWARE OF, THE WORLD OF 
MAKEUP TUTORIALS.
♪
♪
>> SO THIS IS MY GODDAUGHTER 
FRANKIE.
YOU WATCH THESE MAKEUP TUTOR
TUTORIALS?
>> YES. 
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU TRY TO 
LEARN FROM THESE THINGS?
>> UM -- MAKEUP. 
>> Jimmy: HOW DO I DO MAKEUP?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: AND DO YOU WEAR 
MAKEUP?
>> ONLY AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE 
BUT NOT A LOT. 
>> Jimmy: YOUR GRANDMA IS MY 
AUNT CHIPPY.
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: AND SHE REALLY DOES A 
BEAUTIFUL JOB WITH HER MAKEUP.
♪
SO DO YOU WANT YOUR MAKEUP TO 
LOOK LIKE YOUR GRANDMA CHIPPY'S?
>> NO, NO. 
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY, NOT 
REALLY.
OKAY.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT FAKE EYELASHES?
DO YOU LIKE THOSE?
>> NO. 
>> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW YOUR 
GRANDMA WEARS FAKE EYELASHES?
>> YES. 
>> Jimmy: YES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THOSE?
>> UM, DISGUSTING.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE DISGUSTING, 
WHY ARE THEY DISGUSTING?
>> BECAUSE, UM, YOU HAVE NO 
EYELASHES ON AND IT'S REALLY 
HURTFUL. 
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE GLUING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A 
BAT TO YOUR FACE. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: RIGHT?
THEN ANOTHER BAT TO MATCH IT.
YEAH.
SO LET'S WATCH ONE OF THESE 
MAKEUP TUTORIALS.
YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT IT, ALL 
RIGHT?
>> OKAY. 
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A MY LITTLE PONY VIDEO. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
WHY ARE HER EYES PURPLE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WEIRD, ISN'T 
IT. 
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S WATCH ONE OF 
THESE OTHER ONES HERE, SEE WHAT 
THEY HAVE.
THIS ONE'S A DEER MAKEUP 
TUTORIAL.
THEY MAKE YOU UP TO LOOK LIKE A 
DEER. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
DO THAT?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO WATCH THIS
AND TRY DOING DEER MAKEUP TO ME?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
LET'S TRY IT.
ALL RIGHT.
GO CRAZY. 
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: DO I LOOK LIKE A DEER 
YET?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: ARE PEOPLE GOING TO 
CALL ME A RACIST ONLINE AFTER 
THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HIGHLIGHT AND
CONTOUR YOUR SKIN TO THE 
EXTREME.
>> Jimmy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE 
SPICE GIRL?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> UP TO THE NOSE, YOU WANT TO 
COME TO IT ON THE TOP OF YOUR 
NOSE.
>> WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A DEER 
RIGHT NOW. 
>> Jimmy: I DO?
>> YES. 
>> Jimmy: "OH DEAR."
THIS IS WHAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER 
USES.
MASCARA.
SHE DIDN'T PUT IT ON WITH ONE OF
THESE LITTLE BRUSHES, SHE PUTS 
IT ON WITH A TOOTHBRUSH. 
>> ELONGATE THE INNER CORNER OF 
YOUR EYE A LITTLE BIT. 
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
>> EYELINER.
>> Jimmy: WOULD THIS AN GOOD 
TIME FOR ME TO GET ON THE 
TRAMPOLINE?
>> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO RELAX. 
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
♪ PUT YOUR HEAD UP GIRL YOU'RE 
BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE ♪
♪ PUT YOUR HEAD UP GIRL BE 
ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT ♪
♪ PUT YOUR HEAD UP GIRL YOU'RE 
BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE ♪
>> YEAH, OKAY, DONE. 
>> Jimmy: DONE?
>> YEAH. 
>> I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT.
NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A DEER. 
>> Jimmy: CAN I SEE THE MIRROR?
CAN YOU LET ME LOOK AT MYSELF?
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE.
WOW.
WOW, THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I LOOK LIKE A DEER. 
>> I KNOW. 
>> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY CRAZY, 
RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU DID A VERY
GOOD JOB.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 
HORRIBLE, BUT IT WAS GOOD. 
>> Jimmy: NO, LOOK AT IT, IT'S 
PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
ALL I NEED IS ANTLERS.
AND YOU LEARNED ALL THAT JUST 
FROM THIS TUTORIAL?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
THIS IS PRETTY GOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I TELL YOU 
SOMETHING, ON HALLOWEEN I'M 
GOING TO NEED YOU TO COME OVER. 
>> OKAY. 
>> Jimmy: OKAY?
THANKS, FRANKIE. 
>> YOU'RE WELCOME. 
>> Jimmy: SHOULD WE LOOK AT ONE 
MORE PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDMA 
CHIPPY?
>> SURE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 
