- Hey, Spy Ninjas!
Chad lost his mind!
We tried everything to bring it back
but it's not working!
- Did you say nevermind?
Because that was a
fantastic album by Nirvana.
Came out in 1991.
- It's because Daniel and Melvin's
parody music video didn't work!
- [Melvin] At least we tried something!
(overlapped arguing)
- Yours wasn't even funny!
- We tried first!
- It was super funny!
- [Vy And Regina] No, it wasn't!
- It was like energy!
- Yeah, rock and roll!
- That's what we need to save Chad.
- Yours was so weird and spooky, kind of.
- What are you talking about?
Our awesome dance moves were all great!
- And, we had cool costumes!
- Yeah!
- It didn't even seem age appropriate!
- Yeah!
- What are you talking about?
- It was too--
I don't know, Chad, who's
music video was better?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, Chad.
Yeah, tell us!
Chad?
- [Melvin] Hey, Chad?
- [Vy] Chad?
Where'd he go?
- [Melvin] What the heck.
Look what you did, Regina!
- [Regina] What?
- You were watching him, Vy?
- Yeah, you pointing fingers?
- You know what?
I'll beat you up!
- All right!
(group gasps)
- Hey, new video on my channel!
Ready?
(Regina screams)
- Melvin, geez!
- Focus, guys.
I'm gonna call, okay?
- Hey Vy, hey, Spy Ninjas.
I'm here.
- Chad?
- Wait.
- So, this hacker got me
while you guys were arguing
and did a fantastic trucker's hitch.
- Wait, you're trapped right now?
- A hacker did this to you?
- How did that happen in one second?
- [Chad] When you guys were walking,
you didn't notice me, so.
- [Vy] Well, where are you?
You can't be that far!
- Which street is it?
- [Hacker] Hey, give me that thing!
Oh, Spy Ninjas!
- Somewhere in five!
- Look who I got here,
it's Chad Wild Clay.
Ever since I zapped him
with that transloser,
he's so easy to capture!
I got him trapped right here!
If you ever want him back,
you gotta meet me at
the park in 30 minutes
for a rap battle royale!
- A what battle royale?
- I don't even remember.
- A rap battle royale?
- Rap?
- In 30 minutes?
That's pretty soon!
- Everyone knows Project Zorgo's
got the fliest MC's.
Show up in the next 30 minutes,
or you're never gonna see Chad again.
You better practice up,
because if you lose,
he's ours forever, bye!
- Okay guys, we only got 30 minutes.
- Okay, well, he's somewhere in this park.
He's tied to a tree.
I say we just do the rap battle
'cause we'll obviously win.
- (laughs) Yeah, only because
I'm here to save the day.
Y'all don't know how
to roast in rap battle!
- It's true, guys.
I mean, there's only so
many trees in this park.
Let's just split up and look at each tree.
We'll find Chad eventually.
- That's more logically and fast, right?
I don't know, I'm not sure about
the singing and rapping, guys.
- Are y'all scared of
a little rap challenge?
Ha, I thought you guys
were the Spy Ninjas!
- I'm not scared!
We're not scared, right, Daniel?
- No, I'm not scared.
You seen my performance in that
rock and roll royale?
- Yeah, but all of our performances
were just for Chad.
And now, we're gonna
battle PZ members for Chad.
Does that make any sense?
- No.
- We're gonna have to perform
live in front of hackers
without anything prepared.
- Live, no auto tune?
No compression and EQ?
- Let's practice.
- [Daniel] We gotta practice.
We only have 29 minutes now!
- The first challenge will be
a rhyme challenge!
What other way to make
your bars sound fire?
- I don't know, I think
we just go beat them up!
We're strong Spy Ninjas, yeah, right?
Melvin, PZ9, let's just beat them up!
- Vy Quaint, we can't just
beat up the hackers, okay?
Because they have the transloser!
They used it on Chad.
Imagine if they use it all on us
at the same time.
Then, the Spy Ninjas will be gone forever!
Our personalities lost!
- And, I don't wanna poo-poo
in front of other people.
- Oh, that's the transducer.
- That doesn't make you poop!
- That's right, I don't
want to be like boring Chad!
- Project Zorgo is still a threat.
Let's just play by the rules.
I think we'll win!
- Okay fine, let's just
do the rhyme challenge.
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Ready?
(Melvin beatboxing)
Clout!
- Snout!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Shout!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- About?
(group cheers)
(Melvin beatboxing)
- New word!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Green!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Lean!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Mean!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Spleen?
(Melvin beatboxing)
(crowd cheers)
- Doing good!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Let's do another one!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Trash!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Lash!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Rash!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Harass.
(crowd laughs)
- It's kind of there.
- Eh, I'll give it to you.
That's not gonna fly in
front of the hackers,
you know that.
- Exactly.
- That's why I think
we should just fight them, beat them up.
I'm better at that.
- Let's step it up a notch!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Battle Royale!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Royale!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Boil!
Boil?
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Hi, mom.
- Oh, boo!
(Melvin laughs)
(Daniel vocalizes)
(buzzer buzzes)
- She's out.
- You're out, Regina.
Let's just do the tree plan.
Let's look at all the trees
and find Chad, come on.
- We need to keep practicing.
We can do this.
Do another word, start easier.
Why did you say royale?
That's too hard!
- Okay, well, an easy one, then.
(Melvin beatboxing)
This a lil faster!
- What, a different beat?
What the heck?
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Chad!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Oh, that's my part?
I didn't know.
- [Vy] No!
(Melvin laughs)
- Okay, okay.
Double time!
(Melvin beatboxing)
Chad!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Mad!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Rad!
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Ziploc Glad brand?
I don't know!
I mean Glad, it's not rhyme but--
- It rhymed, it rhymed.
That's all that matters.
- Yeah, just cut the Ziploc.
- We're going down.
- It rhymed in a
metaphorical sense, you know?
Maybe you guys are ready enough, huh?
It's not all about the rhyme,
it's about the content!
- Maybe we don't have
to rhyme all the time.
If we're spitting fire and
saying insults and roasts,
they'll be defeated.
- Bars!
- All right, do another one, then?
(Melvin beatboxing)
- Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, it's a soundification.
(watch beeping)
Oh, wait no, sorry.
Oh, we only have, sorry.
Wait, my alarm, my alarm!
- Aren't you the tech guy, Daniel?
- We only have three more minutes
until the meet-up is going to happen.
We wasted all that time
doing the stupid rhyme game.
- Aw man, someone's about to get
zapped with a transloser again. (laughs)
We doomed!
(dramatic music)
(group gasps)
- Right there!
- It's a bunch of hackers!
- And, they're with Chad!
He's tied up to the tree!
- [Chad] Begone, hackers!
No, leave me!
(overlapped murmurs)
- Oh, we have company!
- Well, look who it is!
- Wait a minute,
I know who that is!
- Spy Ninjas!
- [Chad] Help, Spy Ninjas help!
- Here to get beat up
in a rap battle, I see!
Come and bring it Spy Ninjas!
- Now's our time guys, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Ready to rap battle?
- Rap battle.
- Cattle rhymes with battle!
I'm ready!
- Oh yeah, very good Vy, I mean--
- That's the spirit, we can do this!
- Yeah!
- True, okay, good for you!
- Let's confidently walk towards them.
- Oh, yes.
- 'Cause we're ready.
- Clout walk, everybody!
- Yeah, what you taught me Mel.
- No, the confidence
walk that Vy taught me.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah!
- What, that's the clout walk.
- No, there's a surprise ending.
- Yeah.
- Maybe it's the his and
hers kind of version.
- Ready?
(air whips)
- Hair flip!
- Yes!
- Spy Ninjas, yay!
- Well, if it isn't the Spy Ninjas!
I didn't think you'd
have the guts to show up!
If you're ready to get
beat by Project Zorgo,
then let's get going.
Rules of the Rap Royale:
If we win, we keep Chad and
we get his Minecraft password.
If you win, I guess you can take him back
to the safe house, but
that's not gonna happen.
(dramatic music)
- Well, hello!
- Well, if it isn't the Spy Ninjas.
- Let's get this!
Ready, who's first?
- Are you ready to battle rap royale?
- I'll go!
(crowd murmurs)
- You're going Melvin?
- Let's do this!
- Melvin, guys!
- You're going down!
- All right, Melvin.
You think you got some bars?
- I do!
- Let's see what you got!
I'm a start this thing off!
- Bring it seven one five!
- Perlita rejected your promposal,
made you wish you never asked.
Everyone said you looked better,
when you wore your mask.
(crowd gasps)
- Snappity-do-da.
- Oh, geez.
I don't know if he can recover from that.
- That was a good one.
- You say you got clout,
but you got nothin'.
YouTube won't even give you
a silver play button!
(Project Zorgo members cheer)
- Yeah, that's right!
Plenty more where that came from!
- In yo momma's house,
is where that mask was made.
You got no skills without
that chemical upgrade.
This is Las Vegas, not no Ashwaubenon.
Your skills is Parmesan
and you look dumb as heck
with that empty wrist check.
(Spy Ninjas cheer)
- [Daniel] That's my boy!
- That was awesome!
- [Regina] Who's next?
- I'll go next.
- All right, Funf let's see what you got.
You're up next!
- Yeah, let's go! (mumbles)
- Who am I up against?
- Hey, Daniel, you ready to rap battle?
- I got a list of things
I don't like about ya.
I'm a go down one by one.
Do a nice rhyming scheme.
I made a rock and roll battle.
- I don't care, you're
not talented like me.
- Hit me with your best shot, Funf.
- Daniel's scared of me because I'm bad!
Just go hide in another trash can!
You couldn't even find a date to the prom.
You know what else you'll never find?
Your mom!
- He can't talk about family like that!
- I think it's kind of true, though.
I don't think we'll ever find our moms.
- What, no, you can't give up on him!
- Ever.
- No, we'll find them.
- Hot fire, am I right?
- Got this, bro!
- He made a "your mom" joke,
and those sting extra hard on me!
- It's cool, get him back, get him back.
- I'd love to see you try, Daniel, really!
- You ready, Funf?
- Yeah.
- Funf, there's just one
thing I can't determine.
Do you really even know
how to speak German?
You'll never beat Regina, Chad, and Vy.
All you know is Tik Tok
dances and saying "Hee hee",
I don't smell like
sauerkraut, what the heck?
You can't battle, you can't hack,
and you've got no neck!
- Oh my gosh!
I've never realized that he
doesn't have any neck.
- He doesn't!
- That was savage.
- That was.
- Yeah, facts!
- Facts, straight facts!
- Yeah, attack!
- There you go, whoa.
Vy, I think you're ready, girl!
- Oh my gosh, is it my turn?
- I've got a lot of cleaning to do,
I'm a go next.
- You got this girl!
- Yeah, yeah.
- You can do it!
- Confidence!
- Yes, confidence.
- Go Vy!
- I'm surprised you even showed up, Vy!
- I'm not afraid of you.
I got confidence, the
Spy Ninjas confidence!
- Well, I didn't know you cared
about your husband that much.
- Of course I care about him.
What's she talking about?
- Your boring husband's already captured.
You can't save him, Vy.
No tutorial can make you a beauty like me.
You got the ring but no
diamond play button to match.
Step to 409 and I'll
throw you down the hatch.
(Project Zorgo members cheering)
- Savage!
- Wow, 409, you really got
her good that time, yeah!
- How embarrassing for the little one.
- That's just me, thanks!
- 409's got a point.
- I mean, she is kind of a long way away.
- Well, we can get her there, right?
- Yeah, if everybody subscribes right now,
maybe we can do it!
- Well, why don't y'all
just take your phone,
turn it right-side up, scroll a lil down,
you'll see a subscribe button.
If it's red, click it.
Make it turn gray, make Vy's day!
- Yeah, prove 409 wrong!
We're gonna get that diamond play button
if you guys subscribe right now.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- I got you, let's go!
The spicy senorita here to save the day.
Try to hurt the Spy
Ninjas, I'll make you pay!
409, you're conceited,
about to be defeated
by the stealthy, sneaky
backpack attack queen.
And all the world's Clorox
will never make you clean.
(trumpets blare)
- That was so good, Vy!
- Yeah, right?
- Where you'd get
those rhymes, all the sudden?
You know, it clicked, all the sudden.
And then, you know, just--
dang it, I think I lost it.
- [Daniel] Vy, what happened?
- She used all of her creative juice
during the rap--
(crowd murmurs)
- I can't bring it out all the time.
- All right, 314, let's see what you got.
Your turn, now.
- Oh, please.
Excuse me, lady.
- Let's go, 314.
Let's go!
- Personal space, hey!
You ready for some roasts, sister?
- Show me, sister!
- Here we go!
It's 314, pushing pens and papers.
Your mem-- Oh, wait a minute.
- [Regina] That was your PZ rap!
- Oh, wait, this is rap battle number two.
Oh, good grief, oh flummery, oh geez.
- You got number two like poo-poo!
That's what you do in your pants.
- That's not true, that's not true.
Here's the real rap.
- Okay, come on.
Come on, let me hear it.
PZ4, always falling down.
If there was a queen of being clumsy
you'd take the crown!
You're the master of disguise?
That's quite absurd.
What kind of Regenius is
always being captured?
Better learn your left and rights
and maybe Kung Fu,
'cause your best friend Mr. Bear
won't come to save you.
- Yeah, but you know Mr. Bear
is just an inanimate stuffed animal.
- Maybe Durglas can come to the rescue?
- Yeah, we always have Durglas.
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait.
- No, Douglas, right?
No Durglas.
- [Both] Douglas!
- Durglas is the strong one!
- Yeah, yeah!
- Yeah, Douglas would get squashed.
- Oh my goodness, 314!
- Easy on the suspenders, there!
But, thank you, thank you.
- Just stead!
- You slid!
- You got it real good, 314.
I like that!
- Thank you very much.
- Here we go.
314, according to my calculations,
think you're smart but
I'll give you an education,
I can smell your leaky butt
from your dirty hacker butt,
your rhymes full of flummery,
but here's a quick summary,
your fly is down and
your pants are stained.
Maybe one day, you'll be potty-trained!
- Get that away from me!
I cannot have a leaky butt!
I don't know where those
rumors are coming from.
That was uncalled for.
You better not put that on the internet.
- Did you just poop yourself right now?
- No, that's not true!
Back away from me.
- Yeah, good job Regina!
(crowd cheers)
- Not bad!
- It's pretty good, right Melvin?
- So, it looks like it's a tie.
- What, we can't end in a tie, you guys.
(crowd murmurs)
Let's do a group rap battle.
(crowd murmurs)
- Yeah, let's do it!
- Huddle up!
- They're not gonna beat us.
Get in here 409.
- Guys, I totally forgot I had this!
The transducer!
The one that makes you poo!
(group gasps)
So, while they're huddling up over there,
I'm a go untie Chad and
I'll use this against them.
(group quietly cheers)
Make them poo-poo.
- Then, they'll run away
to the nearest bathroom.
- And, we can free Chad!
- Yeah, and bring him
back to the safe house
and get him back!
Chad Wild Clay!
- Not the mild one!
- Yeah, with that many
hackers having to go poo-poo,
let's hurry up and do this.
- Okay, let's go, come on.
Chad, I'm here, I'm gonna save you.
- [Chad] Thank you, oh wow.
- [Vy] Oh my gosh, what is this knot?
Okay, you're free!
- [Chad] Yay!
- Wait, what's going on over there!
- Hey, stop that!
- [Vy] I got the transducer.
- [Chad] Yeah, shoot him.
- Stay back, stay back.
- [Vy] Back up, back up right now.
I have the transloser.
- Don't point it over here.
(overlapped murmurs)
(dramatic music)
- Oh dear.
(group farting)
- [Vy] Oh my god, it
smells so bad, let's go!
- [Chad] Let's go, let's
go, let's go, oh my gosh.
We gotta go, run, run, run.
- I can't believe that worked!
- I know!
This transducer's great!
- Hey, let's go back to the safe house.
I just had an amazing idea
to get Chad back to normal!
- Really?
- Yes, let's go guys!
(crowd cheers)
- Watch out!
- Let's go!
- What is this, power walking?
