FDR got polio
Then he couldn't walk
Now we have a polio vaccine
You anti-vaxxers are hurting FDR
Roosevelt wouldn't take essential oils
Do you think you're better than him?
He won WWII and The Great Depression
You got measles at Disneyland
I'd rather be autistic than have smallpox
I'd rather be autistic than have polio
I'd rather be autistic than have rabies
Also vaccines don't cause autism
Trust me, My name is "Doctor"
Smallpox has a death rate of about 30%
Now smallpox is gone
Unfortunately, we had to vaccinate people
We all now are alive
Native Americans were destroyed by smallpox
Europeans conquered with disease
Now that all the land is taken
You anti-vaxxers want more smallpox
I'd rather be autistic than have smallpox
I'd rather be autistic than have polio
I'd rather be autistic than have rabies
Also vaccines don't cause autism
Trust me, my name is "Doctor"
One time I knew a Life-Coach
Now he sells essential oils
Now he is a death coach
Essential oils have chemical energy
So do sugar and cyanide
Let's take cyanide for our health
I hear it has positive vibes
I'd rather be autistic than have smallpox
I'd rather be autistic than have polio
I'd rather be autistic than have rabies
Also, vaccines don't cause autism
Trust me, my name is "Doctor"
Natural Selection is Natural too
Natural Selection is Natural too
I'd rather be autistic than have smallpox
I'd rather be autistic than have polio
I'd rather be autistic than have rabies
Also, vaccines don't cause autism
Trust me, my name is "Doctor"
