Hello, and welcome back to
more StephenPlays Uncharted 4.
On the last episode, we continued to make our way through...
...the area. We've been in Scotland. Finally got inside. We're actually under the cathedral now.
The problem is, we're sitting here dangling on a...
...on this little ledge. I'm not really sure where we're s -
Actually, where are we supposed to be going? 
I'm gonna drop down.
Seems like a good way to, uh...
...to continue -
Where do...?
Actually, where do they want me to go?
'Cause we're both just sitting here. And, um...
I just realized. It's, uh, I am not -
I actually don't know where it wants me to go.
This is confusing.
Um...
We need to get a move on, Sam.
S - Sam. Like, you're -
Dude, you're in the way.
What the...?
What the balls?
I guess I could just jump backwards, maybe?
It won't even let me jump!
Will -
Oh, you say "no", but you wouldn't move!
Oh, there we go!
Suddenly, I can...
...climb up here. That's bizarre.
Didn't seem to be working before.
All right.
Sooo...
Moving on up.
Or...
...really moving "on side".
And there is a side...
...annexed chamber that they were talking about 
in the last episode.
We actually stumbled across Rafe and Nadine...
Well, "stumbled across". We overheard them through a crack in the wall, which was incredibly convenient.
We can go that way. There's also something over here.
Treasure time?
Treasure time.
♪ Treasure time. It's some sort of Pandora bead. ♪
Run and jump.
Whoo-hoo!
Some distance on that one.
Uh, let's see. You need to get up here?
There's also another crate.
Betcha anything we're gonna need the crate.
'Cause we always need the crate.
What do you think, Sam?
Uh...
I'm assuming that thing is what we need.
Might have to go up and around to get to it.
Here we go.
Okay. So we're gonna have to climb down the rope...
...and then swing over.
A little bit more...
Oh my God.
Where the balls am I going?
Ooh!
Perfect!
All right.
This is gonna lead me over
to a cart that I can push.
Uncharted, the game that lets you push lots of carts.
'Cause we've been doing quite a bit of that.
Nothing else of interest in here.
Whoo!
Oh.
I was gonna roll off, but that works too.
There we go!
Perfect.
All right, let's move on.
[distant explosion]
Oh, I think you're right.
Okay.
Thanks for pointing that out!
Very, very helpful game stuff...
...by the way.
Like, it it doesn't take you
out of the game, but it also helps...
...um...
...helps to let you know...
...so you don't drop down again.
Very, very useful stuff.
And better than an invisible wall, you know?
Oh, look at that!
Into the wall!
[grunts]
And then climb up.
I got a plan.
Don't you worry, buddy.
In theory, yeah.
Just need to probably put this...
Eh, this seems like a nice little alcove for it.
Yeah...
Is that good?
Eh, good enough.
Anything else up here?
Kinda like a little bar area.
I'm curious...
I see something!
I see something shiny!
Do I? I think I see something shiny.
I do! How do I get over there?
Doggone it! Climb that bar!
You got a shiny...
...thing.
Is it a telescope?
Are they called telescopes, 
even when they're, like, the pocket ones?
The pocket telescope?
I don't know. Seems likely.
All right. Uh, let's...
Let's get on this side...
Yeah, I don't know why I expected the
rope to work like that.
Ropes don't work like that.
All right. Now, we're running the wall.
Got it.
Whew!
Okay. Onwards, and...
...possibly upwards.
If it goes up.
Okay, it is upwards.
Here we are.
Where there's a will, there's a crack.
Oh God.
Hmm.
Looking around. The rope seems most obvious, 
but I don't see a rope.
Can come up here.
Gonna guess we gotta make our way down.
There we are.
Slowly, but surely.
Got it.
What you got, friend?
What is this?
"April 1701.
Let it be known that I, Thomas Howard - Captain of the Dauntless -
am a gullible fool.
It started with the cross: a cryptic
message from my old compatriot with a
vague promise of paradise
I was skeptical, but the thought of
living the remainder of my days at home,
wondering what might have been, 
was too much to bear.
And one does not ignore a letter from
the King of Pyrates.
I survived being marooned off the coast of Madagascar.
I survived the attack of the East Inda men -
Indiaman Pembroke, but I will not survive this.
My leg is broken and my crew - too cowardly to set foot in these damned caverns -
cannot hear my calls for help.
Who could have imagined my deeds would bring me here, to die an ignoble death so far from home?
May God Himself curse you, Henry Avery.
And may my ghost haunt you the rest of your days."
Huh.
Very cool, though.
Well, that guy didn't do so hot.
At least, all we have to do now is, like, get over there.
This'll be cake!
You know!
"Really safe wooden seesaw thing"?
The thing we just... crossed?
It's fine!
I did not even see what I was jumping for.
I just knew that it was this direction.
Oh, this "seesaw thing".
You only live once! You only live once!
You only -
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Okay.
Well...
What do I do?
Now what are you gonna do?
You're gonna be stuck!
Hard to crawl whenever it keeps putting me back down!
Whew!
Man, these are really conveniently-placed crates.
Thank you, Henry Avery.
Wow!
[creaking]
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
[grunts]
[seesaw falls into the water]
Good God!
[laughs]
I can't imagine there being much left!
We've been in here for a while!
Oh, another door!
Hopefully, this one will also not take my hand!
Hmm.
The final test?
[loud explosion]
[creaking]
[announcer voice] You were wrong!
Now you must both drown in milk!
Henry Avery really liked milk!
[normal voice] Whoa, it's Florida!
[explosion]
[laughs]
Oh my God. It's too good!
Yeah, I think it's time to, uh...
It's time to go.
Do I still have my gun?
My God.
I do not have my gun! I do not have my gun!
I dropped my gun! I dropped my gun!
Let's go!
Okay! Uh... New path for me! New path for me!
Oh, geez!
Oh my God!
The Uncharted games are best when 
you are getting shot at...
...and everything is falling apart!
It's fine! It's fine!
Oh my God!
Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving!
[grunts]
Whew!
Now it's good!
It's good!
What's up, friend?
All right.
Where are we going? Where are we going?
Ah! Didn't have to worry about them after all!
Okay!
Uh, is anything opening up here?
Ready for what? What are we doing?
Did you have a plan?
Oh my God.
Well, let's uh...
Oh, geez!
My God!
I'm getting shot at!
My God!
Yeah, I'm gonna get killed!
[grunts]
Geez!
Oh my God! I can't believe I survived that!
Anyone else?
There's a ton of them behind me.
Did you kill them?
'Cause, if not, they're behind us, dude!
Oh my God!
[grunts]
God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God!
How am I alive?
How -
[laughs]
[laughing] You son of a gun! I will crack your skull open!
You piece of crap! I don't have time for you right now!
Oh my God! Who's here? Who's here?
Who's here? Who's here?
Oh my God! All right.
Things are good! Things are good!
Things are good! Things are good!
Oh, a grenade! Good!
Good stuff!
I also like grenades, when, you know I'm using them.
One for you!
One for you!
Let's go and reload this!
Huh. You went for a ride didn't you, pal?
Piece of crap! Piece of crap! Piece of crap!
Piece of -
Gotcha!
Oh God! Another one?!
How are you still shooting me?! You're dead!
Oh my God, I need a breather! I need a breather!
And a grenade! A grenade would be nice!
[nervously signing gibberish]
It's time to switch to AK!
As much as I love shotguns, 
you gotta know when to change.
Who's here?
You're one of them!
Oh, come on! There's gotta be more guys than that!
Aw, where's all the fun?
There it is!
Let's hide behind something
a little more stable.
Oh, my dear God!
Oh, Christ almighty!
Jesus!
Just take your time. Take your time.
Really wish I had -
Oh, wait! Dynamite!
There's dynamite down there!
This is probably not a good place to stand!
Well, I'm surviving.
All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Need a minute!
Need to take care of some of these guys!
Oh, come on!
Okay.
Careful!
Let's take our time, take our time, take our time!
I gotta get to that dynamite.
That is gonna be the deciding factor of this fight.
And these guys will not die!
Give me my handgun.
There's one.
No, no, no, no, no!
Things are okay. Things are okay.
Take your time. Take your time.
Okay.
Close to what I need.
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
Wait. Did I - Did I not get it?
Try this one, then!
Wait...
Wait, what the -
That was all the dynamite?!
Okay, that was all the dynamite, and I still didn't kill him.
So, you know, sometimes, kids, the the
lesson here is, you know, bad things happen,
and there's nothing you can do.
Okay!
I hope you feel screwed, buddy,
'cause there's two of us and one of you.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
Okay, they're shooting at us.
My God, there's a lot of you coming!
Careful.
Yeah, I think I might actually get killed
here, but this also has a blast shield on it,
so I might be fine.
Are we good?
Holy crap!
Let's grab some ammo quick.
Thank you!
Probably should load this back into the AK-47.
Oh.
Hi!
How's it going?
You doing all right? 'Cause I'm feeling great.
Wait, what?
Where?
Aw, shoot!
Took care of that problem!
Are we good?
Think we're good!
What is this? Just a box? Just a box.
[grunts]
Things are going well.  Things are going well.
Things are going well.
This is my personal hell.
Oh, really? Come on, now!
[grunts]
I need a minute.
Who else? Who else? Who else?
Missed that one!
But he was already dead!
Reload.
For you!
Is that it?
I think that's it!
Well halle-freakin'-lujah!
Let's go ahead and get this gun back.
I'm gonna hold on to this.
I think that it could be a lot of fun.
You don't get snipers a lot in Uncharted.
Doing good. Doing good. Doing good.
Could take the ladder.
Let's take the hard way.
Aw, shoot!
Really?!
Uh!
Jesus!
Good one!
Careful, careful, careful!
[laughs]
Nathan Drake, you son of a gun!
Oh my God. All right. AK-47, AK-47, AK-47.
No, I'm still happy with what I got.
Happy with what I got. Gonna take more ammo for this.
Happy with what I got. Let's move on.
More ammo for this. Dang, they want me to use it, and I am saying, "Sure, that sounds great."
"That sounds like a wonderful plan."
Can I drive this? 'Cause that would be fun.
Okay, they're not gonna let me drive this...
...which is a shame, by the way!
They let me climb it, though!
That was nice of them!
The question is now, where do I go?
Probably, down in the courtyard further?
Seems likely!
Oh, what the -
Uh, pretty similar, yeah.
How do I -
Down we go!
There we go. Top ledge. That's nice.
Aw, shoot!
Uh...
"Down." Define "down" because "down"...
...is a very open term that could mean a lot 
of different things.
Give me some more of this ammo.
Thank you very much!
I can hear them shouting.
Hmm.
A "pistole".
No, down! Down! Down!
God.
Uh!
Aw, shoot!
Careful...
Aw, missed!
Well, that'll help!
Ah!
Takes care of two birds with one stone!
Or "bullet", in this case.
Le'ts go back to this gun.
Reload that son of a gun...
Can a gun be the "son of a gun"?
I guess that makes sense,
in a gun family.
Uh, further down we go.
Seems dangerous.
I reached for something.
I just don't know how I would have ever...
Oh, I'm going this way. Oh!
That makes sense. Sure!
My God, we're still fighting our way out of here!
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, who's shooting me?
Just...
They're not behind us, right?
Okay, just making sure.
One for you!
One for you!
Oh, shut up!
Gimme a sec.
[laughs]
You dropped a grenade at your foot.
Ammo, ammo, ammo!
Right behind you, man! Let's go!
Keep it moving!
I'm not even paying attention to
where I'm going anymore.
Just kind of hoping for good news.
Up, up, up!
Oh, really?
One...
Two...
Two!
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
That was pretty dumb.
[laughs]
I think I got a little ahead of myself there.
Uh, I think it actually wants me to jump down here.
Is that...
Is that where it wanted me to...
Yeah. Let's go.
[grunts]
I'm nearly to the plane!
Plane, plane, plane!
"That wasn't so bad!"
Oh, snap!
[laughs]
Oh, when Uncharted is good, it is good!
