(Shayne laughs)
- [Matt Raub] Ready?
And action on Damien.
- Whoa.
- He got so into it right before.
- And welcome to "What're Those?"
Hey, it's the show that
everybody knows that you love
and it's called "What're Those?"
You two are off to a bad start.
Tommy knew immediately what was up.
What's up, Tommy?
- Hey.
- Hey!
This is the show "What're Those?"
where we answer the age old questions,
"What the hell did you
just put in front of me?"
You almost said it.
(burps) I appreciate the support.
- Whoa.
- But I wasn't,
no we weren't there right there.
So basically, we're gonna
play this in three rounds.
Bringing out some wacky objects.
Today's theme is lonely people.
- Kind of offended.
- All right?
I think everyone's lonely in 2020.
- I'm actually not at all.
- Olivia's in the lead.
Shayne you're in the lead.
All right so...
(Shayne laughs)
Today's theme is lonely people.
We're gonna give you three crazy
objects in different rounds
and in various things
you're gonna guess either
how much money in the
world it is that it costs
or what the hell it is or whatever.
It's gonna be a lot of grand ole fun.
But let's meet today's
very, very lonely people.
Joining us all the way from Costa Rica,
Olivia Sui!
- I'm not very lonely, so
I don't know why I'm here.
(Damien laughs)
- Good one, Olivera.
Coming up next we've got
Tommy Bowe for ya all the way
from Paraguay or Uruguay
which one I didn't use before,
it's Tommy Bowe!
- Hey, why not?
I'm in a loving relationship.
Just letting you know.
- For now. (laughs)
All the way from Sweden?
Maybe I didn't use Sweden?
It's Shayne.
I would say I'm not lonely
but sometimes my reflection
doesn't look me in the eye.
- Ah, the "Mulan" song.
Love it!
(Shayne and Tommy laugh)
- What the (beep)?
- So, we got ourselves a theme today.
It's lonely people.
The first round is, say it with me,
what are those?
We're gonna blindfold
our three contestants.
Nobody's gonna stick their
fingers in their mouths
and they're just gonna have
to trust that that's the case.
And I'm gonna bring out these objects,
and they're gonna have to
use all of their senses
that are not their eyeballs
to figure out what is in front of them.
At the end of 30 seconds,
you guys are gonna write down
what you think it is individually.
Don't share what you think it is.
I'm gonna go down the line
and ask you what it was
and we'll see if you get points.
(sad piano music)
And you have to start touching
them in three, two, one.
- It was much smaller than
I thought it was gonna be.
Is it gonna sing "Be Our Guest" to me?
- It feels like a cup,
a mug, of some sort.
- I wouldn't say that out loud yet
'cause you're helping your people.
- It's squishy and warm.
- It has a heart beat.
I'm not gaining any more knowledge
than the first two seconds
I was touching this.
- Okay, fine!
Well then, I was gonna give you more,
but why don't we, you know what?
No, everybody get 'em outta here.
Get it!
All right,
so in a moment I'm gonna have
you take off your blindfolds.
We're gonna bring you some
whiteboards to write things
then we're gonna be good to go.
Heads up seven up.
Clear eyes can't lose.
- [Olivia] Thank you.
- All right, let's bring
in the whiteboards.
Take off those blindfolds!
Olivia, you're at negative 1,000 points.
- I don't need to take it off.
- Take off the blindfold!
- He's really mean.
- All right, go ahead and write.
Keep it secret, keep it private.
Believe in your dreams.
Clear eyes, no bones.
Can't win.
Be very, very specific.
He says, helping out
the person whose first
and last time it is now.
Three, two, one!
Pencils down.
Heads up, seven up.
- Okay.
- You need to give me more of a countdown!
- Three, four, five.
- All right, all right.
- No pens!
- All right, it's down.
- Starting with the person
who's currently in the lead
and my favorite, Olivia Sui.
- Oh my God.
- What the hell was that?
- I think it is a mug with
little cute worms as handles.
- Oh, cute little worm handles.
Okay, okay.
- Worms?
- What?
- Tomathan?
- Yes?
- No actually (mumbles)
- I'm sorry.
Yes?
- I want you guys to have, like, closure.
- I like you.
- It's okay if it's worms.
I like you too.
Wow.
- Guess you guys don't qualify
for lonely people today
because you found love
in a hopeless place.
- We found like.
- Negative three points.
- Tommy!
What did you just touch, man?
- I said it was a little candle holder
for your little friendly candle to sit in
when you're all sad and alone.
- That looks like a Pokemon
that didn't make it to gen eight.
- [Tommy] What an insult.
(everyone laughs)
- Shayne, please help us, save us.
- All right.
So, I said it's a stainless steel mug
with three fingers as the handle
so it feels like you're holding hands.
- Oh man.
Well, I asked for specificity.
You guys all came through
with the specifics.
One of you got a little too specific
to the point where it was slightly wrong,
but I'm gonna have to
give it to my favorite
and yours, Shayne Topp!
- Oh, hey!
- Because today's theme is loneliness.
Bring out the finger mugs
that make you feel like
your holding hands.
- Shayne, why are you smarter than me?
- Because Shayne already
owns three of these.
- So, wait, Tommy got a different thing?
- Yep.
- But he kinda got it right.
He kinda drew it exactly.
- [Damien] It's not candle holder.
- He kinda drew exactly
what it looks like.
- That is for ice cream soup.
Shayne, you've got one point.
Congratulations!
(Damien applauds)
- I kinda don't want it.
- You're still lonely, loser!
- All right, coming up is round two!
This round two is called
"How much in the world
money is it does it cost?"
(sad piano music)
So basically, we're going
to show you an object
and you are going to have
to write down and guess
how much in the world money
is it dollars does it cost?
But you can't go over.
That's a new rule we made
up to make it more fair.
So, you can't go over!
You gotta guess.
First of all we're gonna blindfold y'all.
Go ahead and put 'em back on
because it's gonna take a
second to get this in here.
You guys will get the
reveal all at the same time.
- [Matt Raub] Blindfolds off!
- I knew it.
- But, I'm not the object you silly beans.
This is it.
- Is it breathing?
- It's moving.
- Is someone inside of that?
- [Damien] We don't know!
- Someone's inside of it.
I have been pranked too many
times on these channels.
- It's breathing.
- I'm sorry, do you
want bears to suffocate?
That's a nightmare.
If I were to buy this
exact set up of this,
how much in the world money
is it and don't go over.
- Are you paying for the person-
- You don't know!
What it is!
- I don't know if I should
add the person in there.
- You don't even know if there is one!
It could be a sack of dogs!
- I will say my heart is racing
at a million miles an hour.
I'm so scared of that thing.
- You have 15 seconds
to write down a number
and don't go above!
But be close.
- Okay, Greg's over there.
(Shayne laughs)
- I used to be on the Disney Channel.
(everyone laughs)
All right, three, four, five!
Markers down.
So, starting with Tommy Bowe
who has more enthusiasm than the world.
How much in the,
how much money,
what money dollars?
- I went with 152.
- That's a specific
ass answer, Tommy Bowe.
Shayne, what dollars?
- I put 159.99.
- Oh.
- So, it's tough.
If we're...
If it's less you win.
Okay.
- Interesting.
Remember the theme is
lonely people, just saying.
If that helps.
Olivia.
- No, it doesn't.
- Well, I didn't write
their wholesale price,
like these guys did.
I wrote the retail price.
- What's that retail?
Why don't you tell me that retail?
- 700.
- Oh wow.
That's a big margin.
- There's also breathing going on.
- All right, so taking
everything into consideration.
Reminder that you can't go over,
the closest person-
- Is me.
- Shayne Topp!
Hey!
(Shayne screams)
- Is it Tim?
- You (beep) wish it was Tim!
- Who is in there?
- We don't know!
- Do we get extra points
for guessing who's in it?
- Can you stand more up?
- Can I hug?
- [Someone Behind The Camera]
Shayne, give him a hug!
- Yeah, Shayne, you win it.
- Am I allowed to give him a hug?
- [Matt Raub] They're on
their tiptoes right now.
- Hey.
- [Tommy] It's like
standing on broken legs.
- [Olivia] It's your brother in there.
It's your brother.
- Oh, that's definitely Mark.
It's not Mark!
- You've seen Five Nights
at Freddy's, right?
- I don't know.
If Mark's on his knees
that would make sense.
- This is like a Chuck E. Cheese situation
but it ate a kid.
- Who the (beep) is in there?
- We're having opposite reactions.
(everyone laughs)
- Please, please give me a hug.
Please?
(everyone laughs)
- [Shayne] The way it looks like they.
It's on its knees!
- Shoulda said like,
"Anybody down to yiff?"
The actual retail value of
this was 200 American dollars!
And that's why it walks funny is
because you had to remove some
of the bones for shipping.
- Mark.
- I already guessed!
- If it wasn't Mark the first
time maybe try it a few more.
- Jackie.
- Jackie's right here.
- Spencer.
Spencer, Spencer, Spencer.
Okay.
- All right, y'all that brings us
to our third and final round,
and unfortunately Shayne is
in the lead with two points.
Y'all don't have any.
'Cause it's unfortunate 'cause
we wanna make it suspenseful.
- It's your fault.
- I'm sorry.
- So, what that means is for this round,
I don't know, probably double points.
We'll see how I feel.
How nice are you today
to me.
Did you bring me anything?
- No. (laughs)
- You got those little cold brews
and a little milk carton.
Did you bring them?
- No, I didn't bring,
I drink cold brew before I came to work!
- Final round!
Ready, fight!
This is called the round of,
I don't...
Pixel pixel panic pixel
pixelated picture panic express.
We never really, we never really,
like, figured it out.
(sad piano music)
So, we're basically gonna
show you a pixelated photo
and you're going to have
to guess what it is.
You're gonna have to ring
in in order to guess.
And if you guess and you get it wrong,
other people have a chance to guess.
All right, Taylor, unveil
the horror that is this item.
(buzzer buzzes)
What is it, Olivia?
Ian Hecox.
- Olivia, you are not
allowed to guess anymore.
It is not Ian Hecox, unfortunately.
- Bonk!
Chomp!
I would say that's one of
those little arm pillows
that's like a torso with an
arm so you sleep all cute.
- Holy crap!
Tommy Bowe!
- Is that not just a
skin colored elephant?
- I'm sorry no, it's not.
- I see that though.
- Tommy, you just got the point.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, you got it right.
Let's see the real thing.
(everyone applauds)
- Oh, that is quite the nip on that.
- Wait a minute.
Shayne, you didn't bring any cold brew?
- No, I didn't.
- Tommy, I forgot to mention
this is the triple point round
which means Tommy gets triple points
which means Tommy Bowe is the winner!
- What?!
- You just won?
- But Shayne, we do have
a little consolation prize
for you as the person that came in second.
Bring out the other one.
- Oh!
- [Damien] It's got babs.
- Oh that's...
Put little googly eyes on that.
(Shayne laughs)
- Yeah, I'm not lonely at all.
- And that's why you
didn't get any pillows.
I know that you let these guys win
because you actually have a
loving relationship with Sam
and everything's good.
But, Tommy being the winner gets
to take home the fingy mugs,
the cuddle pillow, and Spencer!
- Yes!
- Thank you guys for coming down
and being such great sports.
Maybe next time, I don't know,
just bring me a little
something something.
- What?
- This has been the
game of, say it with me,
"What're Those?"
Thank you so much to
all of our contestants
for flying across the world
during quarantine to get here.
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And why don't you tell
Shayne all the nice things
he should've brought Damien
if he really wanted to get those points.
It's funny 'cause you won two rounds
but then I just sorta
decided that Tommy won.
(everyone laughs)
