[SIGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
That's not-- Uh--
What's this?
A Song of Ice and Fire.
Archmaester Ebrose's history
of the wars
following the death
of King Robert.
I helped him with the title.
I suppose I come in
for some heavy criticism.
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Oh, he's kind to me.
Never would've guessed.
He's not kind?
-He...
-He what?
What does he say about me?
I don't believe
you're mentioned, ahem.
[DOOR OPENS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
[CLEARS THROAT]
-Your Grace.
-Your Grace.
-Your Grace.
-Your Grace.
We appear to be missing
a Master of Whisperers.
And a Master of Laws.
-And a Master of War.
-Yes, Your Grace.
Suitable prospects
will be brought to you
for an audience
in the coming weeks.
And Drogon? Any word?
He was last spotted flying east,
toward--
The farther away, the better.
Perhaps I can find him.
Do carry on with the rest.
As you wish, Your Grace.
Ser Podrick.
[TYRION CLEARS THROAT]
We serve at your pleasure,
King Bran the Broken,
ruler of the Six Kingdoms
and Protector of the Realm.
-Long may he reign.
-Long may he reign.
-Long may he reign.
-Long may he reign.
Long may he reign.
That will improve.
I'm sure it will.
[CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS]
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater,
Lord of Highgarden,
Lord Paramount of the Reach
and Master of Coin,
would you say the crown's debt
to you has been paid?
In full, my lord Hand.
Good.
Time to start incurring
a new one.
We have hungry people to feed.
Can we expect some assistance
in this regard?
BRONN:
Indeed we can.
Lord Davos, we have an armada
to rebuild and ports to repair.
We have. These projects
will begin as soon as
the Master of Coin and Lord of
Lofty Titles provides funding.
The Master of Coin looks forward
to helping the Master of Ships,
but first he has to ensure
we're not wasting coin,
or soon there won't be
no more coin.
"Any more."
You Master of Grammar now too?
Grandmaester, ahem,
it is my theory,
based on my years of work
on the Casterly Rock sewers,
that clean water
leads to a healthier population.
The Archmaester has done
some research on this subject
and it turns out--
The strong live
and the weak don't.
Find the best builders
and set them to the task.
BRONN:
Oh, speaking of builders, all
the best brothels burned down.
The Master of Coin is willing
to fund reconstruction.
SAMWELL:
Uh...the Archmaester
is less than enthusiastic
about the salutary effects
of brothels.
BRONN:
Well, I imagine
he isn't using them properly.
BRIENNE:
I think we can all agree
that ships
take precedence over brothels.
BRONN:
I think that's
a very presumptuous statement.
TYRION:
I once brought a jackass
and a honeycomb into a brothel.
[WIND WHISTLING]
