(upbeat music)
- [Elle] Sup Atlanta!
It's your girl Elle checking
in from two to six today,
I'm glad you come to
rock with me on bang 104.
Today will be a hot one Atlanta
with a high of 105 and a low of 88.
Speaking of hot, have
you heard the latest news
that we are now one of the last cities
to allow same sex marriages?
Yes!
This is great news for the LGBT community.
Shout out to Kasim Reed for
finally signing that paperwork.
I wonder who's gonna be
the first lucky couple.
Stay tuned, we will have
a live update coming up
at the top of the hour.
In the meantime, in between
time, I have two tickets
in my hand to go see Young Jeezy.
Yes, I do I do I do.
Caller fifteen 404 Bang 104 (music)
(upbeat music)
♪ I said I see some
ladies in here tonight ♪
♪ I might marry, ♪
- MH Marketing.
- Put my girlfriend on the phone.
- Girlfriend line one.
- Damn it.
I thought I told you to I
don't want to talk to her.
- I thought you also
said you was getting rid
of the girlfriend.
- Seriously, you already
know it's not that-
- Uh, you have a call on hold okay?
(heels clicking)
- Damn.
Hey baby.
- Babe, are you listening to Bang 104?
- What happened?
- Well, they just passed a law
on gay marriage in Atlanta.
(screams)
Isn't that exciting?
- That's great baby.
- So, what do you think about us?
- What about us Rhonda?
- Getting married silly.
- Just because they passed
a law on gay marriage,
doesn't mean we have to join in.
- Well they passed a law on tax increase
and you're a part of that.
- I can't opt out of paying
taxes Rhonda, you know that.
- But you can't opt out
of us getting married.
- Yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna have to call you back.
Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.
Yeah.
(grunts)
♪ This is between women. ♪
♪ This is between women... ♪
♪ Where are your dreams begin. ♪
(Upbeat music)
♪ This is between women. ♪
- It's better than these?
- Way better.
- Let me call you back.
- How you doing.
I'm Brooke, her girlfriend.
- I don't know if we met, but I'm
- You got the chips?
It's time to go.
- Nice meeting you.
- Yeah thank you for the chip tip
- No problem.
(giggles)
- You messing with her?
- What?
- Are you messing with her.
- Why are you always asking me
if I'm messing with somebody?
- Why can't you answer
the question I asked you?
- No.
- Are you messing with her.
- Brooke, I'm not messing with her.
- We're moving.
- Excuse me?
- We're moving.
- There's gonna be people
everywhere we live.
You can't keep me a prisoner.
- Look, you're my girlfriend okay,
and I can do whatever it
is I want to with you.
- You can make a scene by yourself.
I'm waiting in the car.
- You're my girlfriend (echoes).
Do whatever it is I want
to with you (echoes).
- Okay, note one, be
smooth... no laughing.
Note two... lie.
Hi excuse me.
Yeah, have you seen a cat
wandering around here?
- No, you lost your cat at a park?
- Yeah I lost my cat at the park.
- Well no I have not
seen a cat at the park.
- Oh um, are you gay?
- Excuse me?
- Oh, I just wanted to know-
Don't go anywhere okay.
Hello?
- Sunny, what's up?
- So do you think maybe
I could get your number
and I can call you
after I've found my cat?
- Cat, what cat?
- No I'm not there yet man,
I'm looking for my cat.
- What are you talking about?
- You know, index, 101 note two, yeah.
Wait, don't go anywhere.
Wait.
You know you have such a beautiful smile.
Miller would you just
hold on for a second?
- [Lady] Miller,
is that Miller Harris?
- Yeah, why you know her?
- Yeah, can I talk to her for a second?
- Hey Miller it's Jean.
- Jean?
(laughs)
Jean with the Cocker Spaniel?
Ebony right?
- Yeah that Jean.
Oh you remember my dog's name how sweet.
- Of course I remember.
Yeah.
Yo, can you hold on for one second?
- [Jean] Okay.
- Thank you.
- Hey mom what's up?
- Hey sweetie.
I made you and your
friends a peach cobbler.
Your father and I are on our way out,
would you like me to drop it off?
- I'll tell you what, its
getting kind of late...
I'm bout to leave the office
in about five or ten minutes
so I'll just swing by all right?
- Okay, love you.
- I love you too.
- Bye.
- Jean, you still there?
- Yeah, I'm here.
Look you should give me a call sometime.
Let me give you my number.
Its 555-211-111.
(laughs)
Okay, don't forget to call me.
Bye.
- Yeah thanks.
Man forget you Miller.
- What, what did I do?
- Man look.
I can't seem to get a girl in the city
because you get them all.
- Are you serious?
(laughs)
- Okay, I was trying to talk to that girl.
- Who Jean?
- Yeah, I never got
her name thanks to you.
- Man, (laughs) Jean gives some good head.
Aye, but you need to be
careful because she's crazy,
cuckoo man.
- Okay well you know, I'll
never know that now thank you.
- You know what, I tell you what.
How about we link up later and um,
I'll give you some more
pointers, all right?
- Those index cards they
aren't working anyway,
so forget it.
(laughs)
Yeah hold on, it's B
okay, hold on a second.
Hello.
- Hi Sunny.
You got the address for the spot tonight?
- No no.
- Hold on this Ray.
- Hey B.
- Hey Ray.
- Remind me what time I
gotta pick up Junior again.
- We can meet around seven.
- Seven, yeah seven is perfect.
Exactly what time I wanted
to pick him up, seven.
- Yeah seven's cool.
- A'ight ma, I'll see
you a little bit later.
- So I thought we had plans tonight.
- Oh Jess, we did I remember.
We gon' do the little thing
that I was so excited about doing earlier
we was talking about right?
- Mhm.
- Jess, man I'm sorry, I gotta get Junior.
It's not a big deal he
could just roll with us.
- No.
I do not want a five year
old coming with us to Ikea.
- Jess, you stay then.
You stay, you read your little magazines
and me and Junior we
could go by ourselves,
you enjoy yourself.
- She act like she can't
take care of her own kid.
- Watch your mouth Jess.
Watch your mouth man!
You know me and her we
raising him together.
We doing that co-parenting thing.
- Look it's called coparenting
when the child is yours, ok.
He's not.
- Jess lower your tone.
- You lesbians, you got it all
confused thinking just cause
you been with somebody for two weeks,
that you gotta start
claiming each other's kids.
It doesn't work like that okay.
Every woman I meet is sitting up here
claiming ten different kids
from all her past relationships.
- Jess, I'm trying not to
put my hands on you dog,
but you trippin'.
First of all, you know
me and B was together
for longer than two weeks,
and even if we was together
for two weeks it'd be longer
than me and you, don't get mad.
Second of all, you know
Junior, that's my son.
Point blank period.
So watch your lil' stupid
attitude when it come to my dude.
Cause if I start feeling
like you got a problem
with me and his relationship check it,
we could just terminate
me and your relationship,
you ain't gotta worry about it no more.
You cool?
Now lets roll, get in the car mane.
Come on.
- Bye ladies.
(ringing)
- Hello.
- Mecca, I know you not sleep.
I told you about this a week ago,
and you had plenty of
time to make arrangements.
- Look, I am at work okay.
I can't keep taking off like that,
you know my boss be trippin'.
- Why are you whispering?
- Because I'm in the middle of a session.
- Whatever Mecca, just
know that I'm pissed off.
- Look, I'ma make it up to you okay?
I promise.
Have fun.
- Whatever.
- So you're in the middle of a session?
(laughs)
- Hell yeah we are.
- Yeah I'm back.
Yeah girl that was Rae
calling about Junior.
Hold on Sunny, this is Allison, hold on.
- Ah, shit.
- Hey Ally Cat, yeah do you got
the address for the spot tonight?
- Hell no,
but let me tell you
about your friend Brooke.
Showin her ass in the grocery store.
I was talking to this
woman from our complex,
and now she talking about we gotta move.
- Allison, Allison, hold on Allison,
this is Miller I need
this address okay hold on.
- Yo B, what up?
- Girl what is the address
to the spot tonight?
- What you mean what's the
address to the new spot,
I gave it to Lexi to give to y'all.
- No, she didn't send it out.
Girl, you need to fire her,
or better yet just stop sleeping with her,
so she can do her job please.
- Ha ha, whatever.
Hold on one second.
- Did you get the address yet?
- No not yet.
- What time we suppose to be there?
- I don't know yet.
- Good, give us enough time
to go find a new apartment.
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
- I don't want to move.
- Did I ask you what you wanted?
- Brooke why do we have
to go through this?
- Because you like to sleep
around with other people
in our apartment complex.
- I'm not...I was talking
to her about chips.
- Miller...
All right y'all come on.
It's time for y'all to go home.
- Yo Lexi.
- Hey baby.
- I got Beautiful on the
line telling me she don't
have the address to the
spot. What's up with that?
Yo, I need you to make that happen ASAP.
Thank you.
(keys dangling)
- Rhonda what's up baby.
Are you on your way home so we
can finish our conversation?
- Rhonda I already told you,
you know what tonight is.
It's Hump A Lesy Night.
(laughs)
- So the question is, what Lesy
have you been humping today.
- That's my cue.
I gotta go.
Damn Beautiful, you don't even
understand how much Rhonda
get on my nerves with this
whole marriage thing man,
that's all she talk
about is marriage this,
marriage that,
and you know that's not me right?
Hello?
- What?
I get on your nerves?
- I don't understand
why as a grown ass woman
I can't say hello to whoever I want to.
I don't care who you talk to.
- [Brooke] You see that's the point,
or should I say the problem.
You don't care.
Where you going?
Let me see your phone.
- [Allison] Why.
- I pay the bill give my phone.
Let me see your phone.
Crawl and get it.
(screaming)
Somebody do something!
They're here ya'll I'ma go get em.
Come on Brooke. Brooke! Brooke!
- [Person] There's
nothing you can do Brooke,
there's nothing you can do let's go.
(heart beats)
♪ I dare you to go. ♪
♪ She runnin' in, ♪
♪ Catching her wind this is
her favorite time of day, ♪
♪ Or when her favorite show begins ♪
♪ So she call up all her friends like ♪
♪ Girl you need to watch it, ♪
♪ When Rae tugging on my heart ♪
♪ like she just bought me a locket, ♪
♪ All the drama, all the plottin' ♪
♪ All the cheatin' all the boxin' ♪
♪ All the crying, all the lyin'
the finale gone be shockin' ♪
♪ Somebody gone need a lawyer, ♪
♪ Somebody gone need a doctor, ♪
♪ And I'ma be right there
glued to the TV screen ♪
♪ Till it change my posture. ♪
♪ When it comes to the stuff we watchin, ♪
♪ It's like we need more options, ♪
♪ So I'm tunin' in to Between women, ♪
♪ I'm feelin' like they all my partners. ♪
♪ Sometimes they can be obnoxious, ♪
♪ Sometimes they can work my nerves, ♪
♪ But I can't stop watchin'
them when I'm watchin them, ♪
♪ You can't speak no words. ♪
♪ I can't hear no dialogue, ♪
♪ If you make me miss a monologue, ♪
♪ I'ma pour me a glass
and whip your ass, ♪
♪ But I'ma wait till the show go off. ♪
♪ And you know when the show go off, ♪
♪ I can't wait till its on again, ♪
♪ I talk about it all
week till I can't speak, ♪
♪ Put the DVD on repeat
so it never ends. ♪
(laughs)
- [Director] Do it again.
(laughs)
- Sexual Chocolate.
(laughs)
Sexual chocolate.
(laughs)
