ś put arms around you ś
Well, well, if it isn't
sammy baker...
Davis, junior.
[ chortling ]
Hi, grandpa.
Oh, I've got one
for ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Who.
Who, who ?
Helen, we've got an owl
out here in the hall.
[ chortling ]
Oh, fred, fred,
leave her alone.
You'll make her
tinkle.
Oh, come on, helen.
Oh, sam, let me
look at you.
Oh.
Fred, she's gotten
her boobies.
[ fred chortling ]
I'd better go get
my magnifying glass.
Oh, and they are
so perky !
[ sighing ]
I can't believe my grandmother
actually felt me up.
[ gong clangs ]
What's happenin',
hot stuff ?
His name is
long duk dong.
[ gong clangs ]
What ?
Long duk dong.
He came down with
grandma and grandpa baker.
He's an exchange student
that's living with them.
Yeah, well,
he's totally bizarre.
He is not.
He is a very
sweet boy.
I just hope you boil
the sheets and mattresses
after he leaves.
I don't suppose it makes
any difference to you,
But there's
a very weird chinese guy
up in mike's room.
Ginny dumped rudy.
He's her new fiancee.
[ brenda ]
mike, stop it.
Sam, honey,
do you think you could help
the grandmothers with supper ?
Dad and I have to go to the club
for dinner with the rice chex.
Rizczechs.
Oh.  Rizczechs.
Uh, do you think
that there's any reason...
That I should
possibly stay home tonight ?
Well, it might be nice
if you'd visit...
With your grandparents
and long duk dong.
Who ?
[ gong clangs ]
The weird chinese guy
in mike's room.
Oh.
- I think I have
a dance to go to.
- Well, that's okay.
Oh, can you remember
to turn off the stove
in 20 minutes ?
I can remember
lots of things.
[ chuckling ]
[ sighing ]
this is the single worst day
of my entire life.
What the hell
are you bitchin' about ?
I gotta sleep
under some chinaman
named after a duck's dork.
Well, where
am I sleeping ?
Sofa city, sweetheart.
ś [ heavy metal ]
