-Now, I'm obsessed
with Halloween.
I think it's because I hav
a deep love for themed parties
where costumes
are a requirement.
And Halloween is basically the
Super Bowl of costume parties.
Now, I know
what you're thinking --
"Lilly is a feminist,
so she's probably gonna go
on a rant
about how sexy costumes were
invented by the patriarchy."
Well, you're right --
and wrong, because I do love
a good sexy costume,
if you know what I mean.
But sexy Lara Croft
or sexy Maleficent,
basically any character played
by Angelina Jolie.
Ehh!
But there are some costume
that should never be made sexy
So I'm gonna show you
which sexy costumes work
and which ones don't
right now in a live fashion show
called "Good Sexy, Bad Sexy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
A lot of people tend to dress up
as a sexy animal for Halloween
A good sexy animal costume
would be a sexy cat.
Bad sexy would be a sexy sloth
[ Laughter and applause ]
Some animal costumes are sexy,
but not this one.
Look how slow
our model is moving.
Now, don't get me wrong --
I like when a guy takes it slow,
but not this slow, y'all.
And look at those hands.
Those are weapons.
Sloths are like hairy versions
of Edward Scissorhands.
Next, a lot of people
like to dress up
as their favorite
cartoon character.
A good sexy costume
is a sexy Elsa.
Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
-Oh!
-A bad sexy costume --
sexy Dora the Explorer.
[ Laughter ]
Now, as you can see here,
a sexy Dora the Explorer costume
is wrong, confusing,
and probably illegal...
because Dora is 4 years old!
[ Laughter ]
Dora is supposed to have
a backpack full of clues,
not a backpack full of condoms
This is wrong.
Go to your room, Dora!
Get out of here!
Next, some people
like to wear costumes
inspired by their college years.
What fun.
A good sexy costume could be
a sexy sorority girl.
A bad sexy costume
is a sexy Billy McFarland
at the Fyre Festival.
[ Laughter ]
Billy McFarland looks
like a frat boy
who pledged Fraud Fraud Fraud.
As you can see,
his costume comes with
its very own white tent,
which is almost as nice
as Billy's current
living situation --
a prison cell.
Actually, his prison cell
is much nicer than those tents
Bye, Billy!
Another good example
of good sexy is a MILF.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
[ Audience cheers ]
-Not that MILF.
-Bad sexy is a sexy mom callin
the police on black teenagers.
[ Audience groans ]
Boop, boop!
That's the sound of the police
not because
there's a crime happening,
but because BBQ Becky
is on the scene.
And if you're young,
having fun, and black,
watch out!
Get out of here, BBQ Becky
[ Laughter ]
Another good sexy costume idea
is a sexy doctor.
Mm. Mm-mm-mmm.
A bad sexy costume idea
is a sexy Deepak Chopra.
[ Laughter ]
It's hard
to make this costume sexy.
Some could say
it's even impossible.
[ Laughter ]
Don't worry.
It's not you. It's not you
There's actually only one wa
to make this costume sexy,
and that's if you're the rea
Deepak Chopra.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
See?
Total smokeshow!
That was "Bad Sexy
Halloween Costumes," everybody
