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Why why can't Lilsim Simsie  get a boyfriend this is so sad. Hi everybody, it's Kayla hey we got promoted!
Ok, and welcome back to my sim self series
Now I am well aware that everyone else has these like juicy sim self series where like all this drama
Happens and they're like living their best lives and then there's me who reads books at 6:00 a.m
and goes on a date with Johnny Zest but I
Swear, it'll be fun
Ok, I swear and I think I'm gonna have her quickly kind of get ready and like relax after work
Maybe use some tiny tiny work and then we can go on a date with Johnny if he will take us
We'll see grab yourself some
Not a get some oatmeal. I eat a lot of oatmeal
Trust me get some oatmeal friend and then you can come and work on your social media career
I want her to update her status a bit and try and get more followers cuz we got work to do
Oh there go Susan evil snake, okay
we'll just get this done and then see if Johnny wants to go out today and
See what happens. I want to be a famous social media star. Okay. Hey, I've got 35 followers now. I'm killing it
That's cool. So I mean get on my level. Alright now update it again update it again updated again. Oh my god
Why why are you doing this? Why is the Sims so annoying? I just oh my god update your status
Oh, hey, there's Steph. I'm actually busy right now, but
We can get like a quick selfie or something so I can post it online and get more followers. Oh the spice festivals in town!
Oh
That's not a bad idea actually to send her to the spice festival
We can take Johnny, although it is raining in town right now
But that's like a pretty casual way to be like, hey Johnny, there's a festival in town
You want to go hang? You know, I think that that's how she would word that this is so sad this let's play
It's so sad. Why am I doing this?
Hey, look who decided to show up Johnny Zest what's going on also
She's not interested in any of these traditions because she's a loner so she hates this holiday, which is a mood IRL
but listen sometimes
Okay, Lilsim Simsie we have to suck it up and and have fun. All right, so we're gonna do that today
I don't even want to be here. I'm being completely honest. This is a bad idea
I made a bad decision by coming here. Can they come stand in you know this pretty grassy fields and like talk
in the rain?
This is real dumb. I don't know what I'm doing you guys this is real real dumb
But look how beautiful it is the view the view talk about your dreams. You know, what are you doing?
Is it a weird time to confess her attraction is now a bad time for that sort of thing
I'm not sure also. What are you up to? Kiddo? Look I'm not here to judge Oh
Kind of cute I'm a little weird looking but like also an IRL mood, you know, so it's fine lighting is real bad
This is just a set. Oh, he didn't like it. Oh Johnny says no. I was try- awww
You know
You try and break out of your shell one time and it just this is this is just the worst. Okay?
Well, let's go eat some spicy food and be sad, let's go eat some spicy food and pity ourselves
Oh, and then these people are out here rubbing in their beautiful relationship Here
I am getting rejected by Johnny Zest even Johnny Zest rejected Lilsim Simsie Johnny Zest he has nothing going for him.
I didn't mean that that's bad. I'm sorry. I just it was Johnny Zest you know, it's a hard life
We're out here living my friends. Who else is out here
Any members of one direction by any chance? Hello
Harry Styles show up save the day come on. Come on. I'm counting on you. Come on
Harry???
No, okay, that's cool. I didn't wanna I don't want to date him. Anyway, it's fine
So like really it's- Oh she's having a really bad time like a really really bad time
This isn't how I wanted today to go. Happy Love Day! Oh
Sad sad sad sad. Okay, you know what we should do
use this random public restroom and
grab some posters from on these things and then go home because
This is just not gonna work
Our life is ruined. It's this is really sad really sad. I mean I can maybe eat some free food
What kind of things do you have for offer? You know, I I have a really big thing against against cooked fruit
We all know the story. I hate cooked fruit, but I can make her grab a serving of it
Just make her suffer more. You know, what kind of posters am I getting are these good for my house?
I have two of the same one!! Okay, thats free money though so it's probably fine
Okay, we're making some progress today aside from the fact that I have like no friends my one true love Johnny Zest rejected me
everything's going wrong, but
It's fine and she's being rained on
It's a Friday night. This is the worst I feel so bad
Okay, you know we're gonna do we're gonna go home and we're gonna play some Sims. Okay
This is like the kind of thing that I would come home and make a storytime in a speed build about you know
like real talk real life real life stuff like
this is like
Identical to a thing. I probably told many a time on YouTube
so
You know you try and have fun you try and like make a sim self who's cooler than you
Who's like out here living her best life and then that it just oh, hey, Steph befriend me befriend me befriend me
Oh my god, take picture together. I want to cute selfie with my best pal Oh, oh my god. This is perfect
Hang on forget Steph. We had a bad day. I think that means it's time to fight my enemies
We were rude to her. We should you know what? She listen Lilsim simsie is in a really bad mood
She's having a really hard time. I think it's funny if we sit here and we insult Susan
We're just really really mad
And so this is a good time to be like you suck Susan, you know, at least that's what I want to do
Oh, oh my god. Okay, this this is an iconic moment
This is like what I always wanted to do in high school, but never could can that be the thumbnail or is that like?
It looks like blood
Idiots this is what you get Susan. Sorry. That was a little aggressive
I feel so powerful. Okay scream at her scream at her fight fight. Oh wait, I'm giving her a mean gift
ha
Got you
This is so dumb so dumb. Okay, I can stop now. I don't want to get too angry with with Susan, you know, oh
Wait, hold on now. It's kind of funny
Look at me. I'm in a real bad mood
You okay? This is a family channel. You don't shout forbidden words Simsie what are you up too??
Okay. Also Steph is in my house. Can you leave my house? I had a really bad day
I want I want to be alone. I just want to be alone. Okay, then they can play some games or something
Sit around play some Sims forever. I should probably have her read and work on her aspiration stuff
But like all I want to do is sim, you know get my house Susan. Oh my god. What is Steph doing?
You guys okay in there get Susan out of my house. Oh my god. This is the worst. Why are you here?
Can I just cheat and make her leave or can I'm gonna ask her to leave?
I just want to sim and I've got this person this like half naked person sitting on my couch after I had a like
A screaming match an actual screaming match with her in the hallway like 20 minutes ago. And now she's on my couch why?
I'm saying up until like 2:00 a.m. Playing Sims forever. This is so sad. All right, hurry up. Oh, she's gone now
Oh, thank god, okay
Well, I'll just stay up all night playing Sims then and then as soon as she's like passes out, we'll send her to bed
It's a win win it so it's a real fun kind of time. Okay, it's like 3:00 a.m. I'm still gaming
This is a big mistake
This is like a really really next-level big mistake, but I you know what? I'm not gonna stop her until she stops herself
All right. It's 4:00 a.m. You haven't you got to stop you got to stop Lilsim Simsie. Come on
Yikes. Okay. We don't sleep in past 10:00 a.m. You got work to do come on
Go use the bathroom and I'm gonna have her she has no cooking skill. I should let me have her like make something right
Cook up some some fruit salad. I was gonna say garden salad. No make some fruit salad
Have a good time Oh
Steph wants to hang out. That's okay. You can do that you come in
Here wait, come join me agree to hang out. Welcome Raiders. Okay, I can cook us breakfast here. Yay. I finished this here
Wait, wait, wait, what? Can you not I?
I *sigh*
I happen to know that you can cook at this particular spot, but you just refused to resume it. Oh
Okay, so if she couldn't cook at that particular spot, but I fixed it so it's fine now. Oh, oh that's disgusting
Look what you made. Oh my god you how do you mess up fruit salad? Like what?
Could you possibly have done to make that kind of meal?
Like I just I don't
understand
But today I think I'm gonna send Lilsim Simsie out One Direction hunting like I want to try and find members of one
Direction to potentially date. So I want to marry Harry Styles. Alright, and I think
We're gonna send her out
Hunting to maybe find him. So that's the goal for this particular Saturday afternoon
Alright, we're headed out my friends. I
Feel so evil. I'm like actually like evil cackling right now. I also want to get a cat but maybe not particularly right now
I've always wanted a black cat named Mortimer and I think that Lilsim Simsie can fulfill that dream today
So, I mean there's like the classic so I've gone through phases of cat wants I used to want an orange cat named noodle
But now I'm like super into the idea of a black cat named Mortimer
So like I really don't care what kind of cat I get in real life
But my present dream is a black cat named Mortimer. So that's the goal
I think I I know I've placed one direction somewhere. I don't remember where exactly they live
But we can go to the park
Cuz like you're bound to find people at the park
Right, and hopefully they'll they'll roll up and we can we can date Harry Styles
I don't want to go to his house. I want to find him
It's just gonna take some searching. Ok, I've arrived and there is no Harry Styles in sight
I am really upset about it, but I can sit around and play some chess alone
Maybe for a bit as like more Sims start to roll up and then we can see like who walks by and whatnot
Ok, none of you. People are who I wanted. Who's that?
Oh, I'm upset
Who's that? No, okay. This is this is just terrible
Anybody else?
Come on, you're all coming to the park. But why are you not Harry Styles? If it's not Harry, I'm not interested
That's what I always say. Who are you? I don't want to play games with you Gary. Well, we can talk to him at least
Make a friend or something. All right, I'm gonna look around again and see if
Anybody's rolling up. Okay, not you. Not you who's out here. No, I'm really sad. Okay, maybe Harry Styles is like
Chillin over here fishing or something. You never know. I don't know where he is in his spare time. We'll see
We can also maybe try and talk to Johnny zest again and see if he wants to play
Because that would be kind of cute play
I was looking at like the che- them playing chess and I was like see if Johnny Zest wants to play
But I meant just if Johnny Zest wants to date that was weird. I don't know what just happened also
This is a mood I learned how to play chess when I was in fourth grade and my friends and I in fourth grade used
To play chess together in case you were curious
And now I was like into it. I was into chess for a while
I haven't played it in a long time
But let me tell you fourth grade Lilsim Simsie was like a chess legend. All right, Harry Styles?? No
Oh Don Lothario. No, we shouldn't we shouldn't get involved with that. It's a bad idea. But I
No, no, no, don't don't put your well actually you know why I'm trying to ruin my own life
Don Lothario, let's fall for him. And then he can like cheat on us to be really cute. Okay
Look, he's like a temporary fill until we meet Harry Styles. Okay, maybe he could be like a really really nice guy
Who knows but I think that she would fall for his charms, you know, Lilsim Simsie is not the brightest
okay, let's be honest for a second, you know, okay this a
giant mood
I'm such a sad person like this. I feel so bad for myself right now
And how lame is that that I feel bad for myself?
Like falling for Johnny Zest's tricks also. I look really small compared to him. Hey, he's romantic
We already learned this about him. Hello, Don. Lothario. Let's compliment his appearance a little bit
You know, maybe it maybe flirt a teeny tiny bit see if he's he's made. Oh, oh. Oh no. Oh you idiot
You messed it up. Ew Ew stop stop. Oh
Why why can't Lilsim Simsie get a boyfriend
This is so sad
First even Don lotha- first Johnny Zest and now even Don Lothario won't date her and it's don lothario
I'm really upset about this you guys okay, see and now you're talking to yourself. That's weird
You're being weird Kayla stop. This is why nobody likes you. Oh my god. I just
All I wanted to do
was was find and fall in love with Harry Styles and
This is what I get in return. Where do you think Harry style styles sajdkawddsabjh? Where do think he goes on the weekends?
We can try and go to like a bar or something
Everyone goes to the blue velvet right? Maybe he maybe he'll roll up there and we know Louie we can try and like
befriend Louie to get closer to Harry
That's always the concept. Alright, we've arrived anyone out here
Okay, you guys are not Harry Styles. That's not helpful to me
All right, so no one's in here just yet, but we can go talk to Gillian. This isn't my roommate Gillian but like um
we can know a Gillian I
Replace a real-life Jill with sim Jill who looks and acts nothing like her. That's kind of sad
But hey Jill, what's up? Harry Styles? Harry Styles. Who are you?
Know Desmond who?
Huh?
No, you're not Harry Styles. I'm not again. If It's not Harry Styles I'm not interested. So this place is not exciting
I mean it is only 5:30 p.m. So maybe they just aren't here yet. Oh, I didn't shower before I came here
Oh my god, hang on. Let's uh have her come in here and like wash her hands a couple times. Maybe brush her teeth
So that you you don't smell as bad. Maybe that way you can meet Harry Styles
You don't want to like meet Harry Styles and look like an idiot
You know you want to make sure you smell good and like look good and feel good. Hello. Wait Oh
HARRY STYLES, oh but and he works here. Oh my god. Oh,
But Johnny's calling. Oh the the level of conflict. What do I do?
Do I bank on Johnny or do I finally found Harry Styles been looking all day?
Wait no no no forget it Johnny. I'm sorry I've moved on. Oh, I'm so excited
I can't believe the chances of that and he's a mixologist here too. Like what honestly what are the chances of that?
That works out really well in my favorite you guys. Hey Harry Styles, I'm gonna take this real slow
Wanna be casual, you know ask about his career Oh, so what what do you do?
Never heard of you or your music. That's for sure. It was so you're so you're a musician. That's cool. Yeah
Or mixologists, but that's the same thing. This is actually um just a different way to spell musician
Yeah, that's how it works. Oh, he's a music lover. Oh my god. I'm so happy. Tell him a knock-knock joke
This is the best day of my life. I
Abandoned I abandoned Johnny Zest for this but like listen bold pick-up line bold pick-up line
You wouldn't I would never we would I would never in a million years, but hey
You know what Lilsim sim simsie sims- I put too many sims in there
Lilsim simsie she's more confident than I am. I think oh look how cute. Oh
Look I'm laughing. Oh
Okay, you're being weird, oh no, it's Johnny Zest Oh No Oh No, okay Johnny don't leave me
I need a back-up plan. I don't I don't have many people in my- okay, but he was like into that
Can I get your number? No, no, Harry, Harry Harry. No, no, no, no, no, no Harry no walk away from me
Please everyone always does not you. Oh, thank god
okay, wait is am I really gonna am I really like sitting here getting Harry Styles phone number cuz like oh
I thought he was just not gonna give me his number
I thought for a second there was gonna be like a one-sided thing and that was pretty upset. Oh he walked away
Wait that this is weird. You're being weird. Kayla you're being weird. Oh my god. Why?
Why? Of all the places to sit I just
Why am I always being so weird
Okay
It's fine. It's endearing. Okay, flash your crazy eyes. This is this is not gonna go over well
Nobody likes when people do this. He's a goofball
Oh my god, maybe Harry Styles is the one for me who knew guys
I think I think that Harry Styles is my soulmate in real life
If I've learned anything from the Sims, it's that Harry Styles and I have this beautiful connection. Okay?
You know what though she's gonna like pass out because she's so tired, but that's probably okay. You should go talk to him some more
Is that my dad? Oh
No
This is what I get for putting my family in the save. Oh my god. Okay. Well, I think I should send her home. I think it's time
I think it's time that we go home
You're you're being weird again. You're being wait. Wait stop. You're being weird again
Kayla Kayla
No one- there's like two people dancing. This is kind of weird you're standing at the bar like this. I don't understand why oh,
My god, you know what'll be funny. Hang on. Here's a concept if I wear this shirt in every episode of this series
Hear me out. That's kind of funny. I recorded two at the same time
That's why I'm wearing this in the first two but like I think I might only ever wear this shirt in this series
So I can always match her
Again, I don't even know how many parts I'm gonna make of this. I just I just want a Lilsim simsie to be happy
Okay, you're gonna go take a nap. That's weird. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're embarrassing me again. Oh,
I just want you to be less weird. Is that too much to ask like I really I really don't think that it is
like I just
What I have to go I have to go you this is ridiculous you're being ridiculous I'm going home
We're going to suffer because of you. But hey, I met Harry Styles. So that's always fun
I also totally blew off Johnny zest, but he'll get over it. He that's what he deserves
Alright, he was mean to me that one time. I forget I don't even know what he said
oh, I confessed my attraction and he was like
So he deserves to suffer now. Okay, I found someone better
Who actually cares about me? All right, just
Go to sleep kid, you're real tired you were going to sleep on the bench of the bar. You need to like go to sleep
What are you doing? That's not sleeping
At least no one's here to see you're being weird right now, that's good
Why does her arm look so long
wait
Wait didn't her arm look like exceptionally long just then I mean like a mood
Oh god, this whole series is too real and my pipes are leaking
See, here's the deal about a bit that I can't sleep cuz my neighbors are being noisy. Oh my god Steph
Stop yelling at people what is wrong with her?
Okay, but here's the deal about the pipe thing right I would never oh it stops
Okay
I was gonna say I would never like call someone to fix this
Or like go knock on the door and be like shut up because I could be too scared to do it
I would get like one of my friends to do it which is like really really sad
But maybe a Lilsim Simsie is in a better place than I am and she can do that kind of thing
We'll see. It's 5:00 a.m. There are rats. Oh my god. This is horrible
All right, you know we're gonna do you're gonna obliterate the rats. You got to make it happen Oh,
What did you just do? Can you oh my god, this is I
This apartment is so sad I um, I don't know what we're gonna do about this situation cuz is it summer
Hey, it's the first day of summer. This is the worst holiday. I mean season what?
The worst season. Oh, you know what I should do. Oh my god. Hang on. My birthday is in August, which is like midsummer
Let's throw that in there. Um
Lilsim Simsie Dayyy
And I believe decoration theme. Oh look
I want some some beautiful spring themes on this day. And on on this day. I want you to give me gifts. I
Want you to have some festive spirit? Okay, I want you to
Uhmm
I don't really want any I want you to bake me cakes. That's a Lilsim Simsie day
I'm gonna throw a birthday party for that, but I want to make sure that I have friends first, so
We'll see it's also 5:00 a.m. And she's up taking shower, which is Oh, welcome to summer
but yeah, let's say it's like a mood because I
would also if I saw a rat
Freak out and get up and take a shower in the middle of the night because I would be so scared of it
so a mood
But I think on that note you guys I'm gonna go ahead and cut off right here. I hope you enjoyed this part Oh
Steph wants to get breakfast. I can totally do that. Well do that next part though, but thank you for watching
I hope you enjoyed it all that good stuff
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Guys, didn't know I post new videos every single day. And so I will see you all tomorrow. Bye everybody
I don't know which is sadder the fact that my real life resembles this sims life so much
Or the fact that this Sims life resembles my real life so much because both are not great options
