You know, I do these corporate
gigs where I go and do standup,
like everybody and I got asked
my first corporate Zoom call,
which is a little harder. Yeah, it's
a lot harder because when you do gigs,
I know what my act is. And
then sometimes they go, Hey,
this is a VP of marketing. He has
three balls and beats his wife.
Say something about it. It's funny say
something up at the top, he'll love it.
And then of course you say it and everyone
goes, what the fuck did he just say?
And I wouldn't, you know, and the
one guy's like in the back is like,
I told him to do it. So you
don't even know who's your boss.
You go to these things,
but usually you do your act
and you scram and it's easy,
but a call is a little weird. Or like
you're just sitting there like, okay,
now that's Annie from accounting. I don't
even know how it would work. You know?
And then they go, Hey, and then they ask
you about, you know, your whole life,
every personal question for an hour.
When you get asked to do like a Zoom
meeting or whatever it is that they must
pay extraordinarily well to get you
out of bed to go do those things right?
I mean they better or I'm not
getting out of bed. I mean, I,
I don't mind,
I might do one as an experiment just
so I can tell my comedian friends,
because we were all out this weekend
and three of them including Spade got
offers for gigs already. Isn't that weird?
Everyone got an offer and I go, how soon?
Mine was for October and they
were like, June. I go June!
People are hurting. There's
no way to make a living. And,
and even I see like when
you go out and do a standup,
I mean the club makes money,
the owner is making money,
the waitresses are making money.
I mean, the whole thing is a mess.
I wonder what's going to
happen with standup comedy,
like when you're going to really be able
to go back and perform in front of an
audience. I mean, it's just
so damn crazy. But you know.
If someone called you for
June, David, would you go?
He ain't going anywhere. I
don't know. Tan Mom might open.
This is what it's down to. Uh,
no, I might, uh, I don't know.
Cause you don't also want to be the
Guinea pig that goes out there and goes,
David Spade did his
show and everyone died.
