Is this a real number?
Is it imaginary?
Caught in a maths camp,
No escape from i, pi and e.
Open your minds and learn of infinity...
I'm just a maths geek,
I need more geometry.
Relay come, relay go,
Team choice round and on your own,
Any way the scores go,
Does it really matter to meee? (Yes!)
Daddy, just killed a proof,
Divided by an unknown,
Turned out it was zero.
Daddy, the week is nearly gone,
And now there is just only one more day.
Daddy, James Gazet,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I've not proved it by this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on,
'Cos maths is all that matters.
*Instrumental break*
(And now for some maths... *presents Fermat's
Last Theorem* I have a truly marvelous proof
of this theorem which the 22 seconds I've
been allocated is too narrow to confine.)
I see a Dedekind, Cantor, Fibbonacci,
Euler, Archimedes, will you beat the Bolzanos?
Timesing and dividing, very very frightening
me.
James Gazet, James Gazet,
James Gazet, James Gazet,
Modular Arithmetic
Aaah
You're not a person if you have no badge on,
He's not a person if he has no badge on,
Spare him his life from this hard geometry.
Relay come, relay go,
Will you let me win?
MAFIA! No, we will not let you play. James
Gazet!
MAFIA! We will not let you play. James Gazet!
MAFIA! We will not let you play. James Gazet!
Will not let you play. James Gazet!
Will not let you play. James Gazet!
Will not let you play.
Maths, maths, maths, maths maths, maths!
Papa Gazet, Papa Gazet, Papa Gazet, let me
go!
James Gazet has a lemma set aside for me,
for me, for meee!
So you think you can dock points and spit
on my team?
So you see calculators and it makes you scream?
Oh, Doctor, can't do this to me Doctor,
We all want points,
My team is going to win!
