Top of the morning to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a VR Game called I Expect You to Die.
Sadly, it's a seated VR experience
which I normally hate but this one looks like it might be something fun to do. Test your spine. Move your whole body; lean left.
*small noise from jack*
Okay.
-Now that we're finish with calisthenics,
let's move on to dexterity. The current slide illustrates how to activate switches.
Oh, that's weird! I actually licked the controller.
-Shall we put it to the test?
Look at the radio to your left. See if you can change the station by clicking its buttons....
Uh, no,
because I'm hitting my wall. I can't actually go that far.
Wait, let me see if I can reset my seat.
Aaawaaaaaaa boom
Make certain you're...
I can't hit them!
-Your ability to push buttons is beyond...
Okay, I guess I did. (ha)
-...but what about your ability to pick things up?
-Fortunately, as the current slide shows, would...
Okay. Welcome agent! Things are not always as they seem.
-Pick up the lighter on your left, then press the touchpad to light it. Then, burn the note.
Oh Okay
-Excellent! Let's practice aiming...
Nice!
Oh, I get it!
-Pressing the touchpad will activate them. The circle that appears is where you're aiming.
-If it turns blue you can pick up the object in the same manner that you grabbed...
Ohhh!
-You're a natural! While still holding the target, move your thumb to press the...
There we go!
I'mma grab more.
This is fuckin' awkward.
-Now, try to...
There we go! I'm doin' it! I'm a fuckin' genius!
Can you stop talking?
Boom! Got it! Shoot!
Oh, yeah! Oh! OHHHH!!
Fucking bullseye, baby!
Open the top right drawer with your hand. Got it!
-Excellent!
Okay, I knew that.
Okay, I knew those things. These are just targets.
Okay, let me...let me put up a new target. There we go.
Shut up! Okay, so this is a little weird because I'm in a seated position
so it didn't calibrate in properly to my surroundings, which it normally does so the wall is like right here
so I can't actually push any further than that
so that might end up being a problem. So I apologize if things get a little
fucked up. Shoot!
There we go! Haha fuck you! Uh, right. Okay.
I go-I got a new slide.
Do I just put it in?
And push! Then I'm hitting my fucking mic!
-Operation Friendly Skies.
Okay.
-I hope you like cars and airplanes.
I love planes.
-Doctor Zor, coporate billionaire by day,
-underhanded villain by night...
Drive car out of plane.
Oh, yes!
-We need you to infiltrate the plane before it takes off and gain access to the vehicle held within, and
-drive it right off the airplane.
-Our intel assures us Zor's car is equipped to handle a fall from any height, so we're almost
-positive you won't die.
Almost positive?
Oh, god. I'm gonna end up punching everything on my fucking desk!
There we go. [haha] I punched my keyboard and everything. Oh, god. Oh, God yes! Yes!
This is awesome! Okay, I need to reset.
-It has some of the most high-tech weaponry in Doctor Zor's...
There we go. That's...that's better.
-Drive it off the plane, and you may just earn that vacation you're always going on about.
Okay.
Um...ooooo!
Champagne!
Don't drink and drive kids! Uh, it's fine, shut up! I'm a fucking qualified instructor!
Who's gonna stop me, you?
There's fucking no one here!
Yeah, fucking...okay. What is this? Smoke?
Should I?
They don't fucking do anything! Aw, there was glasses, I don't need a....money!
Okay, don't need that either. Um, this is gonna be a little awkward 'cause my fucking desk is right here.
How am I supposed to do this? D'you really expect me to sit that far away from my fucking computer?
Okay
This could end up being a huge problem for me.
Okay! I backed up a bit and now we're in a better position to be able to do all the things.
Nice. Is this a camera? Hello?
Tik tik. Um, right. Okay, I have a key.
Oh yeah! It's in drive; can I go? Uhm...
-Intruder detected. Present eye for retina scan.
Oh! Uh, intruder, uh, present eye for detector....
Do I have a picture?
Oh fuck. Oh! Jesus Christ!
Okay, I failed. Uh, let's retry that, shall we? Right, so, don't start the car yet. What are you telling me?
There's something in this, so I need to unscrew everything.
How do I get out?
Hello?!?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up!
There we go. [haha] That opened...ah, fucking noxious gas!
I didn't fucking know that!
Oh, God, I'm gonna die. God fucking damn it.
I guess now we know why the game is called I Expect You to Die. Got it. Okay. I can fucking do this.
I am not a fucking stupid....Kind of am.
Ohhhh, shut the fuck up.
Can you open?
-I've seen you do many creative things with a knife, but I don't think turning screws will be among them.
I hate you already. Oooo, I could smoke a cigar, though!
Awwww yeah!
-Smoking may cause a slow and painful death.
Don't you be fucking talking to me about anything, okay?
I'm not smoking this cigar! I'm not inhaling it! It's just for the flavor.
Oh, yeah, goes down smooth. Okay, can I, can I put this out somewhere?
There we go, cool. Right! So...
What did that do? Did that do anything? Did it lean my chair back?
My chair's already back. Um...
What does anything do? Right, so I need to find a way of not breathing in this gas.
So I need to find a way of getting, like, the screwdriver in here without me dying.
That's not that easy to do. So.....
What does anything do? Gimme this! What do you do?
This is a fucking bomb schematic thing!
Green, blue, yellow: bomb armed. How to arm your bo - I don't need to learn how to fucking arm a bomb!
-Laser avoided. Deploying secondary countermeasures.
What second - oh! Oh shit! Okay. Um, okay. Fuck.
Green...fuck! Jesus Christ! Okay, I get what I'm supposed to do now. I'm supposed to try the car...here we go.
Here we go. And then avoid this.
Ah, there's something in there!
Weapons are offline. Cool, got it!
Okay, just give me the knife. Fuck!
Okay, uh...
I did it! [phew] Yes!
Okay, got it. I didn't know how to do it, because this said how to ARM your bomb;
I had to do it the opposite way to DISARM my bomb. Got it.
Why? What am I supposed to do with these fuckers?
-Weapons offline. Next message. 'Zor. There is an urgent matter we must discuss.
Contact me on a secure line immediately.'
Okay, that doesn't help me. Might have an idea of what to do with these.
It might involve me throwing it out there at those things.
But first, I need to, uh...
Okay, okay. I got it. I got it.
Where did that go?
Jesus Christ, I blew up everything!
Okay, um. That didn't go as planned.
Fuck, now I need to start the whole thing again. Christ...oh wait, wait. The car's on now right?
There we go, there we go.
Put it up again. Okay. We didn't breathe that much toxic gas this time.
Okay, cool. Screw open you,
you, you and...you.
Cool! Master reset.
-System resetting. Weapons online.
Sweet! Okay, so there was a thing showing a gas canister....
After you've pulled this button. So I need to be ready with that.
There we go. Uh, what I do after that?
Oka - OOOHHHH!!!
Hehehehe....NO!
Okay, it worked anyway! Cool!
-Then again, convention never was your strong suit.
Nope!
-You'd better drive the car off the plane before something else explodes.
Let's put it into drive and go!
Ah, I fucking did it!
-Parachutes deployed.
Ah thank Jesus. That's what you like to see. Yes!
Completion time: three minutes.
Thank you, brother.
That actually took fucking forever to figure out.
-I see you brought back some explosive souvenirs. Nothing wrong with that, I suppose.
Speed run, 35 fucking seconds.
-...Zor's car, and only two technicians died in the process. A new record.
That is a new record.
-A few of Zor's car phone messages were from the head of a pharmaceutical company
-that produces....
Congratulations!
-I hope they have plenty on hand because things are about...
-...dirty.
-Hence the need for the shampoo.
I'm sorry, were you saying something?
-...is waiting for you at the door.
Cool.
Cool. That's great, Sonny.
Goes down smooth; I ain't gonna listen to no shit no more. I burn everything, burn everything.
There we go. The friendly skies, ah, fuck you.
I'm a big shot here now, Sonny. You wanna, you wanna listen to me?
You wanna go far?  Listen to old Jackie boy, stop putting the fucking cigar in your mouth, you piece of shit!
Listen to old Jackie boy, he'll get you far.
Okay, well that does it for this video on  I Expect You to Die.
Die I did, and die I'll do again. A little bit of an awkward game to record,
because you, you have to sit down to do it and then, like, moving around I'm punching all my shit
and I'm not a fan of seated VR experiences.  I - oh god I punched my mic ages ago
and it was facing over that way, probably sounded terrible.
I'm not a fan of seated VR experiences, especially when the VR was made for...well,
I guess it was made for PSVR as well, but I hate when the common denominator brings down all other versions.
I mean, I get that they the game itself is meant to be seated,
but I don't know, I just. I'm not a fan of them.
Maybe it's because I have to record them that way; maybe if you're actually just sitting in a room
and you had nothing in front of you it would be fine.
But I imagine most people who are sitting at the computers with HTC Vive
kind of have a monitor in front of them and everything so it's a little weird to do that.
But I like the idea of the game. I like that it's kinda like a puzzle room sort of thing
but it has a bit more flair. I'm just, I'm not big on trial and error type of games
where you get in and then you have to like do a thing and then it fails?
And then you have to come back and do it again, but to do it again
you have to wait for everything - like turning on the car and then waiting and dodging the laser
then the bomb comes out and you have to do that. That kind of shit
I don't know. Kind of, kind of annoys me after a while
because I want I want to get in and I want to try it again super quick
so when stuff gets in my way, I get a little frustrated with it.
But I do like the idea of the game. I like the sort of James Bond-esque
sort of Jazzpunk-y nature of the game, so it has that going for it.
And I like the...I don't know. I just like the style of it. Anyway. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it
punch that like button in the face like a BOSS! And high-fives all around.
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes
in the next video!
I did look cool with a cigar in my mouth, though. Come on, admit it.
