Toabathan!
-hi!
this is an instructional
video that will be very important to
your survival
it's actually Thobathan's
14 tips and tricks to surviving the
wombat apocalypse and leading a happy
life!
Plus bonus tips! probably
some people have been confused or wondered
"what the heck is a wombat apocalypse?"
well to those people I would like to
tell them
it's an apocalypse with
wombats
for your convenience since these
tips will be vital to your survival in
the future I will have the shorthand
notes provided by:
someone
on this beautamous white board as I speak
and if you would
like to learn more about the
wombat apocalypse you could buy my book,
which
will I will put down in the description
and also check out my website,
also in
the description
and now let's get on to
those important tips!
to determine if the
wombat apocalypse is actually happening
I've made up a rule
that I advise you to
use
it is
if wombats are in the middle
of somewhere they're not supposed to be
like:
you know the ocean,
your face,
your car, your living room,
or the San Diego
Zoo
it's probably the wombat
apocalypse
another sure sign is if on
the news you see
hordes of wombats and
people getting their faces torn off
step
number two you should go and grab your
wombat apocalypse survival kits
and any
other gear you have.
I would like to show
you some of the gear and stuff that I
have packed that I will bring
I have chosen  to bring:
this is my survival bag
it's got a few things in it
I have this
which has also got a few like survival
things in it,
I have my baseball bat,
my...
oh!
my dragon!
to you know....
save me,
I've got my
giant inflatable hammer.
where did
my flamethrower go?
(sound)
now this step is to find
a survival
bunker or other structure that you can
hide in and survive
you will need
to have 
like have one that you've already chosen
and found so that
when you're in the
moment
and there are lots of wombats
chasing you,
you can go there and be safe!
I would recommend not having an
underground or connection to the ground
in any way.
otherwise the wombats will
burrow under or eat it or something,
come
through like solid stone, rock, whatever
you have as the walls and utterly
decimate everything
including you
and so
I have a little phrase to help you
remember
I don't actually know.
this is a rule
to live by
when in doubt,
floating...
giant floating
wombat apocalypse survival bunker.
put that on a t-shirt!
-sure whatever boss.
(laughs) -yeah.
5
well this is more of a tip but like
make
sure to ration out all of your rations
your food water all that stuff
because
you'll want them to last you for at
least three years.
you'll be in that
bunker for a while.
I would recommend
eating and keeping well nourished once
you get there.
but make sure to like
you
know not eat it all at once otherwise...
you won't have food and you'll starve to
death
now this step is very important what
you're going to need to do is you're
going to need to like
have traps set up
around the perimeter of whatever area
you've chosen
just in case the Wombats
can get to your
floating thing in the sky
that you will
be in to survive.
but I suggest that a
Lookout duty be posted between you and
yourself.
this is another very important
tip:
it's don't lose your head,
keep calm
and aware of your surroundings
especially if you're on Lookout duty
against while yourself is sleeping
yeah
that's important
keep your head,
stay calm,
stay cool,
collected.
all those dictionary, thesaurus
same meaning words.
right?
okay so this
tip is mostly just strategy
to use if
you ever get in a wombat
fight
or something or there's
wombats
you know just a good strategy
that I came up with,
it's brilliant
so we're going to be using this to
represent
the wombats.
This to represent
you.
and I don't know what this is it's
just
here
so you are going to like be coming out of your bunker
for some fresh
air maybe.
I don't know.
but don't leave your bunker
ever.
but if-if you do then then
this
is you coming out
and um this is
the wombat.
it sneaks up on you and kills
you!
and the best strategy
to do in
this situation is..
die
 
so you're safe in your bunker
and the wombat
comes up and it's like:
"EAAAA!!!"
and  it can't get in
and
then you come out
to get the wombat
but you also have a
flamethrower!
and you go like,
(blows raspberries)
now this is some tips on
how to acquire weaponry and other such
things
that you don't have in your
bunker with you because for some reason
you forgot.
so the thing you're going to need to do
this is how  you're
supposed to like
enter a store or
something
to get more like flamethrowers or
ammunition or whatever you
need to survive
and keeps wombats are
gonna get you and there will be a lot of
wombat sir so you have to bring your
current weapons but you don't worry
you'll get even more weapons once you've
done that then bring your weapons and go
to a store and you're going to go around
the perimeter of the store or whatever
make sure there aren't any wombats if
there are you're probably gonna die but
it's fine and then you just go in the
store and get the weapons and you come
out and then you go okay so the most
important item other than like
flamethrowers food water that kind of
thing what you're going to need to stock
up on it's hand sanitizer this thing you
won't need any other kind of soap for
cleaning water or anything else to clean
anything with if you have lots of hand
sanitizer on and I recommend that the
most important things for you to clean
is your eyes because you'll need to be
able to like keep them wide open and
alert at all times and you don't want
dirty eyes because they'll not let you
be able to do that so you're just gonna
take it and apply it
you're saying you're just friends
another dragon I got you son genes one
and then dragon eats them and then they
all have a dragon stomach in there like
battling oh my gosh are you done
so one thing that I think would really
help is to have a long-term survival
goal plan thing so you need to remind
yourself every single day I'm going to
survive and this is how long I'm going
to survive and remind yourself like of
your goals you have to first make goals
so my goal is to survive until it's May
13th 2036 I know 2060 it doesn't matters
I'll be like 60 okay no nope okay
this step is sadly the most inevitable
importance one party once you survive oh
yeah um okay
so I'm going to teach you how to make
wombat repellant actually we need to
save the what hand sanitizer because
it's so important um I forgot my burdens
what are you doing I'm not doing much
understand Cameron did you get the honey
bear made out of flour for me no why did
you
you have so much isn't that so pretty
you're gonna need a quorum in the shoe
Oh No oh well um and then pour them in
the shoe like so like squirt this out on
top of your shoe but fresh later in life
- you missed with me thanks that's how
you do it
thank you so much for watching I hope
you enjoyed this video again who would
like to check out my website or book
there in the description probably
and I hope you'll continue to check out
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instagrams grabs them on YouTube all
that stuff and yeah chops it out by
