TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
DAN: LAUGH AT HER.
STEVE: LAUGH AT HER.
C.J.: TELL HER SHE LYING.
STEVE: TELL HER SHE LYING.
PASS OR PLAY?
DAN: WE'RE PLAYING.
STEVE: LET'S PLAY.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, SARAH. WE TALKED TO
100 MEN. WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
SARAH: I HOPE HE'D AGREE WITH
ME. HA HA!
STEVE: AGREE WITH HER.
DAN: GOOD ANSWER.
SARAH: HA HA! HA HA!
DAN: OK.
STEVE: EH, I WOULD. I JUST MET
YOU, WE'RE ON A DATE, YOU FINE,
YOU TELL ME THE EARTH FLAT,
"THAT'S COOL. I AGREE. YEAH."
WHAT DO YOU DO, MISS PAM?
PAM: I'M A RETIRED LAWYAH.
STEVE: REALLY?
PAM: YES.
STEVE: "I'M A RETIRED LAWYAH."
PAM: LAWYAH.
STEVE: YEAH. YOU CAN HEAR THAT
BOSTON, CAN'T YOU? "I'M A
RETIRED LAWYAH." I LIKE THAT.
PAM: BUT I'M MARRIED TO MY
HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART FOR 35
YEARS THIS WEEK.
STEVE: REALLY?
DAN: YEAH.
PAM: YES.
STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
DAN, WHAT DO YOU DO?
DAN: I'M AN
OBSTETRICIAN/GYNECOLOGIST,
SO WHAT I DO IS, I DELIVER
BABIES, AND I TAKE CARE OF
WOMEN.
[APPLAUSE]
PAM: YES.
STEVE: WELL, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
OK, PAM. HERE WE GO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
PAM: TAKE HER ON A TRIP.
[APPLAUSE]
STEVE: TAKE HER ON A TRIP.
[BUZZER]
DAN, ONE STRIKE. WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
DAN: I'D ASK HER TO TAKE ME TO
THE EDGE.
STEVE: "TAKE ME TO THE EDGE."
YEAH. "DROP ME OFF AND DO SOME
FUNK." YEAH. "TAKE ME TO THE
EDGE WITH YOUR FINE SELF."
[BUZZER]
YEAH. NATE, WE GOT TWO STRIKES,
BUDDY. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOW.
THE MURPHY FAMILY CAN STEAL.
NATE: I'D LEAVE HER.
DAN: THERE YOU GO.
STEVE: LEAVE HER.
DAN, TWO STRIKES. MURPHY FAMILY
COULD STEAL. WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
DAN: I WOULD SIGN HER UP FOR,
LIKE, A GEOGRAPHY CLASS OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
NATE: YEAH.
STEVE: SIGN HER UP FOR GEOGRAPHY
CLASS.
NATE: GOOD ANSWER.
STEVE: SIGN HER UP.
[BUZZER]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DATE TOLD
YOU THAT THE EARTH WAS FLAT?
MELISSA: STARE AT HER AND SAY,
"YOU'RE STUPID."
STEVE: OH.
STARE AT HER AND SAY, "DAMN, YOU
STUPID."
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
NUMBER 6.
AUDIENCE: KISS/BED HER.
