Rapper Lumber Lion,
what was it like
being a "STILTED ANIMAL"?
Was your perception much different from 
when you were human?
It's really strange -
the earth is alive... breathing's hard, you're always looking at the ground.  Everything's different.
-Tough Concentration?
-Yes
Heh!
Sometimes I'm just confused...
And how did people treat you 
while you were a “Lumber Lion”?
There were a range of emotions, 
and reactions
many stared -
most went on their way.
However... Some had fun with it
& others fell in awe
-So did your new limbs affect your travel much?
It was awful man!! It took forever to go places!
Stairs and ramps were hell
CRAP!
Whaaa!?
I need my coat.....
Wha- It's cold outside?
yea
This is why I wish we had an elevator in Van Meter
But on the bright side,
my spine glew in the dark.  Humph
So in your songs-
you said you got saved by the 'Fly Angel'
Can you eleborate on your rescue?
She was a close friend...
-Hi Brian! 
-Oh hey Marrisa.
How are you?
Pretty Sad.
Why?
Like, these things, are such a hassle
I don't even remember 
when this happened to me
I can't go down the stairs easily
Everyone's always starin' at me
-This sucks.
-That's Tough.
Why don't you just take it off?
What?
Just take it off!
Can you help?
She broke me from the idea that I had to stay in that wooden trap forever
Alright before we run out of time,
One last question.
Are you completely free from your wooden animal past?
Completely free K-Dawg
Alright thanks for coming, 
it was great having you.
Now if you'll excuse me
I gotta go catch some PREY
