Jeeja meri setting hai yeh
Jeeja keh raha
Setting toh theek hai yaar
Lekin iski naak thodi chochili nahi hai?
Jaat keh raha
Jeeja pyaar mohabbat me yeh sab kaun dekhega
Jeeja keh rha, haan
Baat toh hai teri
Teri behen ki naak bhi toh aisi hai
Koi bike rider hai idhar?
Bike rider?
Mere paas bullet hai
Bullet
Budd Budd…
Toh main bullet
Haan Budd Budd…
Toh main Meerut se hoon
Shayad aapka rishta mere tak aa sakta hai
Toh main Meerut se. Meri job leke main Noida aaya
Main apni bike le aaya idhar
Noida me
Toh Meerut me toh apni koi ladki dost thi nahi bhai!
To be very honest
Par yahaan ladkiyan dost bani
Ek ladki bullet dekhke aisi excited ho gayi
Woh uchalne lag gayi
Bullet Bullet Bullet Bullet…
Main keh raha yeh chutiya uchal kyu rahi hai?
Par maine usko roka nahi bhai
Kyunki bahut kuch uchal raha tha
Woh keh rahi ki
Priyansh
Yeh badd badd bhi karti hai kya?
Maine kaha badd badd toh hum bhi karte hain
Mauka toh do
Jaat hai koi idhar Jaat?
Jaat
Nhi hai koi Jaat nahi hai
Bhai mazaa hi aa jaayega fir toh
Nahi dar rehta hai na
Koi maarne na lag jaye yaar
Bouncer vouncer nah aa jaye bhai, nah nah
Toh Jaat ka breakup hua hai
Mera dost hai
Mere saare dost Jaat, Rajput yahi hai
Jaat ka breakup hua hai
Aur Jaat ke bhai ki shaadi hai
Aur baaraat me hum sab naach rahe hai
Par Jaat aaj
Jaat aaj taandav kar raha hai
Usne beintehaan sharab pee li
Aur voh akela kone me tandav kar raha hai
Main kaha dekhu jaake kya
Main gaya, main dekha
Woh saala kuttiya ke saath naach raha hai
Aur aisi vaise kutiya nahi
Kaali kutiya ke saath
Usse keh rha hai
Ab kaat mera
Dekho woh masoom si kuttiya
Woh samajh chuki ki yeh hai ch***ya
Usne iski aankhon me pyaar se dekha
Aur badi maasoomiyat se boli
Auw auww auwwww…
Haan
Woh, woh
Usse kehta hai
Achcha
It’s not you, it's me
Peeche kaala kutta khada
Usko dekhke bolta
Dekh tera best friend Harsh khada hai
Harsh bhaag gaya uss din
Maine apni zindagi me pehli baar
Ladki ke best friend ko bhaagte huye dekha hai
Iska kaam toh tudwaana hai
Itne me yeh sab chal raha hai
Main dekh raha hun
Jaat ka jeeja aa gya
Iska jeeja isse bhi jyada set
Unhone beintehaan aur pee rakhi...
Woh daaru ki bottle le kar aaya
Haan bhai kya haal hai?
Keh rha
Jeeja meri setting hai yeh
Kutiya me usse ex-girlfriend dikh rahi
Jeeja meri setting hai yeh
Jeeja keh raha hai
Setting toh theek hai yaar
Lekin iski naak thodi chochili nahi hai?
Jaat keh raha
Jeeja pyaar mohabbat me yeh sab kaun dekhega
Jeeja keh rha, haan
Baat toh hai
Teri behen ki naak bhi toh aisi hai
Bahut bahut awkward
Lekin ab tak woh masoom si kutiya
Woh yeh samajh chuki ki yeh bhi hai chutiya
Usne jeeja ki aankhon me bade pyaar se dekha
Aur bahut maasomiyat se boli Awuuuu
Jeeja keh raha
Kya keh rahi hai yeh?
Keh raha hai, Jeeju aashirvaad maang rahi hai aashirvaad
Jeeja set tha
Jeeja ne 500 ke 3 note lagaa diye
Kuttiya ke sar pe
Kuttiya me alag hi proud aagya aunty
Woh agar Pikachu hoti
Toh Raichu ban jaati
Haan
Uss kuttiya ke pet pe 9 than the tab tak
Woh than 12 ho chuke the
Woh desi kutiya se Labrador ban gayi thi
3 inch height badh gayi uski
Ab tak hum sab dekh rahe hai
Hum sab aagye bhagte bhagte
Bhabhi bhabhi bhabhi...
Woh masoom se kutiya
Usne hum sabko dekha
Woh samajh gayi ki hum sab bhi hai chutiya
Humari aankhon me pyaar se dekha
Aur gusse se boli
Hrrrrr hrrrrrr…
Toh ek dost bolta hai
Keh raha hai
Yaar Bhabhi gusse kyu kar rahi hai yaar?
Toh Rana bolta hai
Are Bhabhi ko thand lag rahi hai
Nangi khadi hai na
Kapde pehnao kapde
Aur Rana ghodi ke kapde utar laya
Usne ghodi ke kapde daal diye kutiya pe
Ab ghodi ko gussa aa gaya
Ghodi keh rahi “Uuhh, mere kapde le gayi bitch”
Yaar logic hai na
Agar ek hi party me
Do ladkiyan hai
Aur ek ladki dusri ladki ke kapde pehen ke
Jyada attention seek kar rahi hai
Toh woh toh jealous hogi
Kuttiya me alag hi ghamand aa gaya
Uska haath aise ho gaya tha
Do pairon pe khadi ho gayi woh
Bas ab purse taangne ki der thi uske hath me
Woh kutiya ‘POO’ samajh rahi hai apne aap ko
Usko toh pura attention mil raha hai
Itne me Jaat bolta hai
Ab isme attitude aa gaya
Ab yeh kaategi
Hum saare piche ho gye
“Behn**** kaat na le"
Keh raha waise nahi, mere kaategi
Phir saare chilla rahe
“Bhabhi love bite, Bhabhi love bite”
Aisa scene ho gaya tha
Is scene me dur iska baap khada hai, Jaat ka
Woh dekh raha hai
Mera toh ladka ho nahi sakta
Mera ladka nahi hai bhai
Main nahi jaanta ise
Jaat gaya baap se milne
Apne baap se keh raha hai
Achha Papa suno
Woh Suman aunty puch rahi thi aaj…
…Ki papa kaun se color ke kapde pehnenge shaadi me
Woh matching ke pehnengi
Baap bhi haraami, keh raha
“Toh haram***e tune bataya kyun nahi sahi kapde”
Keh raha Papa dhyan se dekho
Andar tak ke match kara diye maine
