
English: 
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another GTA Online video where today we are testing to see which is the slowest land vehicle of them all.
We got a bunch of vehicles that we thought off of our heads that are slow as hell, lined them up,...
...and are now ready to race them down the runway.
Let's take a look at some of the contestants, shall we?
The Rusty Old Tractor
The Lawn Mower
The Dozer
The Dump
The Driller
The Insurgent
The Insurgent
Being towed by a Tow Truck
Chromobile: I did not agree to do this.
The Insurgent
Being towed by a Tow Truck
The Journey
And finally...
And finally...
A pair of legs
Let's get this race underway!
(Tense music begins)
(Countdown horn)

Korean: 
안녕하세요 여러분, GTA 온라인 영상에 돌아오신 것을 환영합니다!
오늘 우리는 가장 느린 지상 이동수단이 뭔지 알아볼 겁니다!
오늘 우리는 빠르기로 뒤에서 손에 꼽는 차량들을 준비했는데요,
줄을 세우고, 활주로에서 경주를 시켜 볼 겁니다.
참가자를 한번 알아볼까요?
오래되고 녹슨 트랙터!
잔디깎이!
불도저!
(HVY 도저)
덤프트럭!
(HVY 덤프)
드릴!
(싱글에서 노동조합 은행 털때 쓰는 거)
인서전트!
견인차에 끌리는 인서전트!
난 이걸 하는 거에 동의하지 않아.
저니!
(저코니움 저니)
그리고 마지막으로..
다리 한 쌍.
이제 이 경주를 시작해 봅시다!(의역)
(lets get this race on the way)
폭☆발

Dutch: 
Hallo allemaal en welkom bij deze nieuwe video!
Vandaag gaan we testen wat het langzaamste
voertuig is in GTA5
We hebben wat voertuigen klaargezet die gaan racen.
Iedereen is klaar om te racen!
Laten we kijken naar de voertuigen!
*Laat voertuig zien*
(Voor lijst zie beschrijving)
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
*Laat voertuig zien*
Laten we beginnen!
 

Dutch: 
Wow, die caravan is sneller dan ik dacht!
 
 
Deze sleepwagen gaat opeens wel heel snel!
 
Oke, 2e plek!
Wat wacht! De Insurgent staat daar nog!
Zucht, die sleepwagens ook altijd!
 
 
 
 

Korean: 
(킬러조)
와우, 저 저니는 꽤 빠르군요!
이건 굴욕이야.
♪주위가 엉망이야!♬
쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝
♪모두가 주위가 엉망인걸 알지!♬
쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝쿵짝
와, 이 트럭 성능이 의외로 좋네.
이 멍청아 넌 이 상황을 잘 지키지 못했어!
난 간다.
좋아, 2등이다.
좋아, 2등이다.
이런 미친?
왜 인서전트가 안 따라오는 거야?
아 망할 견인차!
흐헤
훼
헤
헤
허
훻
우!
후우
헷

English: 
(Starter horn, grenade detonates)
(Sprinter grunts from impact)
Tow Truck Driver: Wow, that Journey's surprisingly fast!
Chromobile: This is humiliating.
(Upbeat [but not tense] music)
♪ Don't mess around ♪
(Upbeat [but not tense] music)
♪ Everybody do the mess around ♪
(Tense music resumes)
 Wow, the performance of this truck has improved dramatically for some reason!
You idiot, you failed to secᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʰᵒᵒᵏ• ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ•
Alright, second place.
Oh, what the hell?! Why is the Insurgent all the way--
AGH! God damn tow trucks!
(Panting)

English: 
Sprinter: Fat chance, bucko!
(Sprinter grunts)
Alright, just gotta hook this up again, quick quick quick...
No, he beat me! Dammit!
(Vehicles clunking)
(Vehicle honks)
Wow, you're still here. You have the patience of a guru.
(Fanfare)
The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all!
(Lawn Mower Driver grunts)
The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all!
(Sprinter grunts)
(Lawn Mower Driver grunts)
The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all!

Dutch: 
 
 
 
Oke, nu weer even vastmaken!
Nee! Hij heeft me verslagen!
 
 
De bulldozer is het langzaamste voertuig!

Korean: 
기회다 이 버러지같은 놈아!(1등급 의역)
킬러조
그래, 이걸 다시 걸고,
빨리빨리빨리
안돼! 쟤가 날 앞질렀어!
망할!
빠빠빠빰↘빠 빠바밤↗
불도저가 가장 느렸습니다!
흐엑!
으억!
