Jim, everyone looks to you for all
the answers. After all, you're famous.
What is our world going to be? When
is it going to get back to normal?
How are you dealing with
COVID-19? In other words,
is Jim Carrey in complete
isolation, are you in quarantine?
When I leave the house, I have a mask.
I also put a mask on my ass for the people
who are driving behind me because who
knows what a COVID toot can do.
That's so thoughtful. Who
knows what a COVID toot can do.
You're such a thoughtful man. Of
course! I have it covered, man.
I have people covered, I
don't want to hurt anybody.
You put a mask on your
asshole. Of course! Of course.
The question is, you know, when you put
a face mask on you put it on your ears.
How do you keep it on? His
penis. One testicle each
side.
Would it be appropriate to close out
this segment with you giving America a
message of hope through your butt cheeks?
Think about it. It'd be
very powerful. Here we go.
God bless America! You're keeping it
together, butt looks good. T. Not too bad.
