This town ain't big enough for the both of us
Really?!
Cut! Cut! Stop! Enough! Ugh! Damn it! Fucking shit!
'Sperm Bank'
Wow, Santi!
Bye
Thanks, bye
Hi, good morning
I'd like to apply for a loan. They say that you have a very good remittance with a low interest
Yes, of course
Just a second, please
What’s your name?
Carla Solomon
I just checked and you haven’t paid for the last three loan doses
Therefore, we must proceed and charge you the outstanding debt
But how? I don't have them anymore. I spent them gestating Miquel and Eloi
That's what I'm trying to tell you. The interest has raised to 23%, and we must confiscate your children
Ok, sure. Which one do you want? 
This would be…
He'd have to have…
...between two and three years of education
Miquel, say ‘hello’ to this man, he will take care of you from now on
Don't let him nap for too long, otherwise when he wakes up he's in a bad mood and will bite
Hello!
Hands up!
You! Face down!
You! A sexy move!
This is a robbery!
Well, this isn’t a robbery
In any case, it’s an attempt to...
It will be a robbery if you succeed
Anybody else wants to be shot between the eyes?
Well, between the eyes…
You've clearly hit her trachea 
The trachea? You bastard!
I said sexy!
Any other smarty pants in the room?
Who's next?
I said this is a robbery!
Yes, ‘Your bag or your life’, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no…
Life... in a bag
Ok ok, I’m going
Stop stop, youthful young
I still haven't told you what I want
I need the sperm of the most virile actor that you have
Oh right, we have… we have sperm from Huge Glans, fr… from Eduard Farelo, fr… from David Selvas 
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't want your loose change...
I'm looking for real men
I'm sick these silly little actors that don't know what they are doing
I want an actor who's able to convey tenacity
An actor who can kill with a stare, who has women falling into his arms by just snapping his fingers
I want John Wayne's sperm
Sir, We are in ‘l'Hospitalet de Llobregat’ (note of tr.: a city near Barcelona). We don’t have John Wayne’s semen
Yeah, John, yes! This time we’ll have a ball! 
I've already written the script: it’s titled ‘Shadows of hell’!
An epic western, like in the good old times, when films were made with diligence!
You'll be a cowboy seeking revenge for his brother’s death, who was vilely murdered by the Indians of the Maresme! 
My… my name is John…
Come on John, you can tell us
My name is John Ford and I make westerns
Hello John!
