London Airport
Once my brother said "why don't we go to London airport for your birthday treat?"
"We could spend all day there, London airport looking at the planes it will be great."
"Yeah," said my mum. "it'll be great."
Mum Said yes, so we took sandwiches and chocolate and drinks;
I was really looking forward to it.
When we got there, my brother found out that there was this bus that you could go on.
A kind of trip round the runways so you could get right close up to the big Jets "Great, really great"
So he got the tickets and we got onto the bus and as we were getting on I said
"Brian"
"I wanna wee"
So he goes "well you can't now,
This is the last bus today. It's just about the go we won't get on another one"
Brian,
I wanna wee
So he goes look you can't, you can't now it'll wait
It's not that long a time to wait.
So we got on the bus started on the way we went the driver starts going
"We're coming through runway 4 now if you look to your right. You can see two planes"
"I'm dying for a wee" I said
"it'll go away" says my brother. "I wanna wee." I said
"what's the matter?" said the man in front. "He wants a wee" said my brother.
"Well, you can wait, can't you?" said the man.
"No!" I said.
"Well, don't do it, here will you sonny?" He says
"can we stop the bus?" I said
"don't be daft" says my brother "we're on the end are we on the end of runway 4,
You can't do a wee on the end of runway four"
and the bloke driving the bus goes "if you look out of your window;
You can see a baggage truck". "I'm going to wet myself," I said.
My brother says "look, there's concord just think of something else will you?" "I can't" I said "it's hurting"
"I've got to do it.
I've got to do it." The bus went on
we saw more planes
and more planes
And more planes
"You haven't wet yourself, have you? my brother says.
"No!"
more planes
more planes
More planes
"here goes" I said then the bus stopped. I rushed off the bus. I got to the toilet and
Everything was lovely once again
Wonderful,
and then we went home mum, said
"Did you have a good time boys?" and my brother said "it was great, really great"
"and how about you?" She said to me. "How was your birthday treat?"
Alright, I said
Alright
but I wanted a wee, and they wouldn't let me"
And I cried
