we are in the midst of what I believe is
going to be the most influential century
in all of human history it's going to be
revered as the technological age when
we're able to put chips in people's
brains and help reverse paralysis where
we can get trucks and cars and
automobiles to drive themselves better
than humans can
where we can transplant someone's heart
or their liver into another human being
and have them up and running again as if
nothing ever happened in just what I
thought that we had peaked as you like
how could we possibly get any better
than this I come to find out that there
is a man who has the courage in the
willingness to take his Xbox in computer
screen into a Walmart build a toilet
paper for it and play for at night I
tell you what there is no getting better
than that hello everyone welcome back to
another video my name is Leon lush the
dawn of the tomato mafia joined here by
my consigliere Nigel Cushing ttan and if
I may just profess to you how much of a
treat it is for Nigel and I to have you
here locked in with us for just a few
short minutes so I like to browse
through YouTube videos and find stuff
that's enjoyable to pass the time just
like you do and I stumbled a few days
ago across this youtuber named Mikey
mance and let me just tell you even at
one point 1 million subscribers Mikey
Maps is criminally underrated I mean
someone who has the gall the stones to
even think about trying to play for
night in a Walmart in a toilet paper for
nonetheless I mean everyone in the world
should see this video and only 170,000
people have it's an injustice no Mikey
mance he's no slouch he's no amateur
when it comes to pissing off Walmart
workers I mean with hits such as kicked
out Black Friday shopping at Walmart
trying to get kicked out of Walmart we
broke the ceiling and my personal
favorite 24-hour challenge in Walmart
gone wrong this man Mikey mance has an
aptitude for being a cock sucker to
retail employees beyond the laypersons
comprehension
okay so I can either make a mess and get
out or you okay can you show the that's
a clear lead um we're telling you we
need help to get out but you know what
is this that's not this you made it so I
didn't have to make a mess I called a
page what did I do oh my god so that was
just the intro in the first 10 seconds
of the video which he is showcasing what
he thinks is the best part of the video
that's typically what you do as a
youtuber with your intros right you try
to grab the viewers attention hook them
in reel them in to watch the rest of the
video right you what Mikey's telling us
right here is that I am a gigantic piece
of shit please like and subscribe and
hit that notification bell I'm just
working right there but basically you
see the backpack on my back you can see
the side of this video so you know
exactly what's going on but if you don't
understand how to read and you want me
to tell you what's going on a little
condescending I think they're assuming
that I don't know how to read I do
however I do understand what you're
getting at I mean anyone willing to
subscribe to your channel probably
doesn't have much to speak of as far as
a brain in their head we're going in
this year of Walmart and we are going to
make it toilet paper for we're gonna set
up an Xbox I'm gonna play some for
tonight I know my brother as you can see
hey bro
I hate you and now we're gonna go into
Walmart and he's gonna get a dub for us
so it's me Lane what's up guys this is
my son in my lover Nigel here my son bro
I hate you if you're new here I know
this ain't just really long it's usually
the same length but I'm gonna pretend
like it's not subscribe turn on post
notifications and leave a comment
afterwards and I'll shout you out in my
next video
like the person who'll be on the screen
at the end of the video so you telling
me if I subscribe turn on notifications
and leave a comment I have a slim chance
of having my comments screenshotted and
tagged on to the end of one of your 15
minute bullshit videos for just a few
seconds Oh
could anyone resist such temptation
and yes and go on down here okay should
I say you're a fucking dick to retail
workers you kidding it will send that
fingers crossed they give you the cliff
notes of the next several minutes he's
basically just talking about how much of
a covert operation this is and how his
friends are helping them build this
toilet paper for in Walmart how they
have to be real low-key cuz it gets
crazy if the Walmart workers get
involved and it's just some real SEAL
Team six level reconnaissance riveting
shit let's play again ice box is on yes
it's fine all right hop in the floor
behind me everybody everybody hurry up
yes guys the Xbox has power
oh man busted so we didn't get a chance
to play guys unfortunately so he didn't
even get a chance to play I mean the
title says playing fortnight in a
Walmart toilet paper for but I didn't
see a single drop at Tilted towers I
didn't see a single drop a tomato town
which is the preferred place to drop
everyone should drop the tomato down
well that's kind of an issue you want me
to make a game master you want me to get
out peacefully and get down here okay I
can't really get out when there's a
bunch of toilet paper alright so I can
either make a mess and get out or you
okay can you show the thumbs-up now up
until this point I just figured this was
another do dumb shit to get view style a
YouTube video from Mikey Mantha you know
that's an entire genre on YouTube was
just doing stupid shit that doesn't make
any sense or have any other purpose
other than to make a video that somehow
always performs really well on YouTube
YouTube is the absolute fucking
Wonderland when it comes to doing stupid
shit and trying to get views that's it's
just what you do on YouTube to succeed
but things sharply take a turn for the
worse that's a clearly dumb for the town
you we need help to get out but you know
oh it's nice to see that being a
complete asshole isn't lost on the
cameraman as well oh no you're not
destroying this story what is this
that's not the paper so I didn't have to
make a mess like all the paper they do
right now admittedly this Walmart
employees coming on a little bit
stronger than I think she needs to but I
gotta be honest with the amount of
absolute fucking reach just terrorizing
retail employees to try and get fucking
views on YouTube
I don't blame these guys for being a
little bit harsh like you're gonna fuck
up my store I'm working minimum wage
right now to try and support three kids
and you're in here fucking being a
dickhead just to fucking play fortnight
and get some views on YouTube like
getting out get the fuck out of my store
I'd probably be pretty pissed too
it's all relative this is supposed to be
funny yeah yeah my man hit some where it
hurts with the and this is supposed to
be funny
and millions of other people not for you
but for me.. and millions of other people
because my -- because I'm a youtuber
because I'm the fucking man they think
it's hilarious when I fucking go into
Walmart's and play fortnight on my xbox
I want to make this very clear just
because you've had the fortune in the
luck to get a bunch of preteens on the
Internet to tell you they love you in
the comments of your videos doesn't give
you the right to be an absolute piece of
shit towards other people in real life I
want to say that once more just because
you have conflated all of your social
metrics your likes your subscribers into
one massive fucking ego it does not give
you the right to be a piece of shit
towards other people in real life and
that goes for you too cameraman I see
you my trespasser and I'm a little cool
whatever the hell I want look at this
dude
I'm not a trespasser I'm allowed to
record whatever the hell I want doing
that stuff they wanna check it out my
key mass on YouTube make sure you
subscribe to the channel this just goes
on and on they continue walking around
Walmart filming themselves as they're
being escorted off the property and it
really gets summed up nicely in this bit
right here she said we can't film so
we're gonna continue to do so and that
my friends is the attitude that makes
youtubers look like entitled pieces of
shit to the rest of the world Thank You
Mikey mance for perpetuating that ideal
I'm gonna relax keep this a good
positive vibe video for you guys and I
might answer some of stuff in there
because some people might've been saying
some offensive stuff I'm gonna relax and
keep this a good positive vibes video
for you guys want me to make a master
you want me to get out peacefully here
okay clearly dumb man so considerate
thank you Mike I do appreciate listen I
came into this video just wanting to
have a goof on this guy who you know is
just trying to come up with this title
so he's gonna do this innocuous thing
play for a night at Walmart no big deal
right no harm no foul he's not hurting
anybody but I left angry I found myself
while watching this once it turned from
like oh or like being sneaky and said oh
mama and they started in this
altercation with the retail workers it
just it's just it's a it's a fuckin it
embodies
everything I hate about entitled
youtubers I think because they have
hundreds of thousands of people watching
them in the digital world that you can
just be a complete piece of shit in the
real world with zero consequence I am an
advocate for the idea that you can tell
a lot you can tell a great deal about
someone by watching them interact with
other people how they treat other people
right well let's lighten the mood for a
second by Yanks dodging a dildo first
and then heading down to the comments
and reading a couple I love you Mikey
you're awesome is Febreeze been sub done
notifications are on like always haha
fucking kill please keep doing these
types of videos I love watching them
also the Walmart workers remind me of
when you used to get in trouble in
Walmart back in ng a perfect deal I'm
crying emoji so it would appear that you
know this this whole Walmart stick that
Mikey dozen being a piece of shit
towards retail workers is I guess it's a
series that he does I mean I did show
you earlier I he's got a bunch of
Walmart video size he's a weathered
asshole he's a weathered it's veteran
entitled fucking asshole it's this is
great funniest Febreze Dawg fire emoji
laughing told crying emoji I want to see
you actually do it you telling me
Patrick miner Jesus Christ if only he
had a couple more minutes we could have
seen him actually play a match of
fortnight in a fucking toilet paid
before into Walmart I'll fuckin wit with
that oh man that would be lit that's
probably the hardest I've laughed at one
of your videos let me tell him crying
times two I literally have no hope for
the future of my own child if this is
the world I'm gonna be bringing him up
and we're videos like this warrant
laughing until him crying emojis I have
fucking I'm I'm keeping that mother
fucker in a bubble he's not leaving my
house Walmart worker hey sir you can't
film Mikey it's alright thank you she
said we came foam so we're gonna
continue to do so uh read more lettuce
mayonnaise fries and lots of onions for
fucks in this last comment really sums
this video up quite nicely I think and
it says this
you're a fucking dick to retail workers
house that was me that wrote that just a
few minutes ago that's right all right
guys that's gonna do it thank you so
much for watching and joining me for a
few short minutes I always appreciate
your time if you could do me a small
favor before leaving and just fill up a
ziploc bag full of empty printer ink
cartridges and microwave that on high
for two and a half minutes and then take
a baseball bat and smash your parents
mailbox into the ground and then hip
thrusts that motherfucking like button
for me I would greatly appreciate it
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