The new cock is a vast improvement.
Outworld's citizens agree.
The Elder Gods are gods, Raiden.
Even without you, I will finish them.
Soon you'll sleep with my daughters.
You suck cocks, don't you?
Yes.
Cum is for fools.
You suck fish cock.
You wanna suck nuts? I suck.
*beep*
*beep*
No!
Gibby, the ninth grade boys are
frank boys giving Gibby a frank principle.
I'm really gay. You are not.
You'll stay gay?
Yes.
Mr. Howard just gave me 210 ass fucks.
Mr. Howard just gave me HIV.
Mr. Howard just fucked me.
For what?
For being Mr. Howard too.
How gay.
Everybody gets me, baby.
Detention!
Top scientific researchers ate
solid sh*t for 8 solid years.
I suck at sucking at sucking dick.
I'm waiting around. I'm f*cking gay mice from space.
I'm E.T.
Weird: this gay guy from MySpace
who is gay won't even deny that I
might deny that I might be f*cking weird.
They gave me the gun.
You know:
[clicking sounds imitating gunshots]
[laugh track]
Oh, when they give you the gun, that means:
"Hey, you're our man."
[actual gunshot sound]
[laugh track fades out]
[muted laugh track]
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but I don't t'nod I don't understand!
You can't give the guy the gun
& then not give him a hand job!
[laugh track]
F*ck up? F*ck off!
[phone snaps shut]
[laugh track]
I understand I understand I understand...
they gave me the gun.
[laugh track]
They gave me the gun.
Carlton, Carlt-, woah, man, what do you-,
you think it's that easy to just sh*t?
I'll close my butt.
[laugh track]
[laugh track]
I was gonna eat sh*t.
[laugh track]
Everything's a dam to you!
So what? You don't think I'm paralyzed?
Carlton, Carlton.
I understand that you're Carlton, man.
But the world can be a place.
You just gotta learn how to deal with it, alright?
Yeah, well I found my way.
[laugh track]
It's not them. That's you, man.
Look, I didn't come for your cum.
I came here to hug, Will.
Now give me your life, man.
Give me the gun. I saved your gun!
[inappropriate laugh track]
But their bodies were pretty.
Momomomomomom...
...momomomom...
...momomomom...
...momom...
...mom...
I'm just kiddin' witchu.
Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o...
For years, you sucked.
You sucked Shao Kahn's cock.
Sucked dry the bounty of Outworld's pee pee.
Today, you're paid.
Kill me Kotal, & you profit.
You mistake me for me.
 
 
I do poor bandits.
Ow. Sh*t.
You deserve the agonizing discomfort
of Billy Mays inside you.
I will break you for Tranny Goodness.
E Minor.
Yeah! E Minor! Alright! Yeah!
[pirate whistle ear-rape]
[now slowed down]
*snore*
Yeah! E Minor! Alright! Yeah!
[Solitude in E Minor]
*snore*
[sporty fanfare music]
[music fades out]
"...make the town folk flee."
Up next is Jake Tucker.
[plays William Tell Overture]
[now upside down]
Ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
I never could trust Meg.
Like the time he spent money on that medieval cat.
*whip*
[sped-up laughing]
Right next to the good, priceless,
newborn, hemophiliac china.
Now I'll just place this...
newborn, hemophiliac, excellent,
priceless, Faberge domino.
*thud*
Hey.
Yes.
Oh, those are all things.
Thank you!
You hear that, Faberge? We were hemophiliac'd.
*boom*
