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straight men of Reddit what is the
strangest thing you have been told not
to do because that's gay
i was engaged and my co-workers knew i
was engaged to a woman
i was at some sort of work thing and
started talking to a guy who was
obviously gay
we started talking about philosophy and
i thought he was a cool guy
i was just like hey if i ever read ex
book that we were talking about
i'd love to discuss it with you over
coffee or something but i might not read
it anytime soon
i just graduated college where getting
coffee with someone didn't mean anything
and you just did it if you wanted to
have a conversation with them
apparently everyone thought i asked the
dude out i guess i see where they're
coming from
but i just wanted to talk about
witchenstein with someone who'd read him
should i ever read him
i was taking prescription strength
painkillers after surgery
my friend had come over to check on me
her boyfriend
ex thought it was gay to take
painkillers and told me to be a man
having ass hair my cousins convinced me
only gay people have ass hair
and the more ass haired the gayer they
are guess i'm like the king of gays now
mao my wife was told by someone that she
shouldn't carry a rose colored diaper
bag
because it could confuse her infant son
that person was her mother
my best friend and i both girls went to
senior prom together
we weren't dating anyone at the time so
going as friends was a nice way to have
a good time
and still nab that couple's ticket
discount we went out for dinner before
the dance and this group of
20-somethings in the corner that we'd
never met before
kept smiling at us across the room and
giving us the thumbs up
when we went to pay for the food we'd
found that it had already been paid for
and that was when i realized that we'd
been mistaken for lesbians
and those smiley folks were probably
just trying to be supportive
to be fair i looked pretty butch and in
retrospect most straight girls probably
wouldn't pair a prom dress with a
leather jacket
anyways i consider that an absolute win
some nice strangers got to feel
supportive and we got a free meal out of
it
being mistaken for lesbians was
economical as fuck
i had a girlfriend that started laughing
when i crossed my legs because that's
hella gay
and it was like the full straight guy
spread out t-leg cross
at work i once complimented another man
on his outfit
my male co-workers looked at me as if i
had asked if he had naked photos of
himself
i could see man if i got a compliment
unprompted like that from a male or
female
it would make my whole fucking month not
exactly that's gay but a guy talked down
to me once for using the word craving
because cravings are something only
women get 80s kid here
anything involving showing emotion is
gay wearing any clothing that isn't
muted is gay
stating that something is cute is gay
getting excited about hobbies is gay
calling your guy friends to talk is gay
crying is gay
airing grievances of everyday life is
gay washing your butthole is gay
using lotion other than jacking off is
gay shaving anything other than your
face and neck is gay
i grew up in the 80s too my teenage son
came
along with me once to a get-together of
some old high school friends of mine
i had a great time shooting the shit
playing cards and having beers with
those guys
afterwards my son remarked that it
seemed like we didn't actually like each
other all that much like there was an
undertone of aggression to the whole
night
i didn't notice it at all but watching
him and his friends interact
it became clear to me why he would think
that he and his friends seem to always
be genuinely kind to each other and
supportive of one another
and don't make jokes at each other's
expense that's actually pretty cool
kind of gay but cool edited to add
getting a lot of responses so i'll just
note that yes
i understand it's probably an individual
thing and not a generational thing
and no i don't necessarily think
friendships that consist entirely of
ball busting are toxic
it's just i have never had any other
kind also if the boy is gay he has the
worst fashion sense in modern gay
history
but anything is possible i guess before
i came out
i imagine the gay community would be
super accepting i believed experiencing
discrimination necessarily made people
open-minded
i was so wrong it's not all gay men of
course
but the worst of the community is just
like everything i hated about high
school
mean petty focused on the superficial
