
Japanese: 
ママ
[バシッ]
どうも
(ママ) どうも
やぁ
(ママ) こんにちは
どう？
いつだったかな
Redditは悲惨だったよね？
『ホワァアアアアア！！』
『ハッハッハッwハッハァア』
『WHORES』じゃなくて
『HORRORS』だよ
(ママ) うんうんうん
うん
あれはすごかった
(ママ) トラウマね
あれはすごかった
そう
ママもショックだったんだ
当分許してくれない
(ママ) それはない
『それはない』
今回はあんなことにはならないよ
第して
『ニコッとしたら負けチャレンジ』
(ママ) そりゃ無理ね
どうして？
(ママ) いつも笑顔よ
今も？
(ママ) うん
今見てるのはsubredditの・・・
『MadeMeSmile』
つまり見たものに
絶対に
微笑んだら
絶対に
ダメ
微笑んだら
絶対に
(ママ) その線引は？
スマイル (*´∀｀*)
(ママ) 歯を見せることね
頬が上がること

English: 
Mom!
*SLAPS TABLE*
Hello, welcome!
Momiplier: Hi, welcome!
Mark: Hello.
Mom: Hi, everybody!
Mark: How's it going?
Mark: Now you know how last time I, um-
...subjected you to horrors
On Reddit?
*screams of pure agony*
(oh my god poor momiplier)
 
Mom: yeah yeah yeah
yeah
So bad stuff (mom: very traumatic)
Traumatic
My mom has been traumatized
And she will never forgive me.
Mom: Maybe, maybe not.
Mark: Hm, maybe not.
So I've got something special for you today
that I think you're gonna like instead of hate.
This is called:
the 'Try Not to Smile... Challenge'
(Momiplier: Oh!)
 
Mom: Oooh, that's impossible.
Why?
Mom: I'm always smiling.
Like right now?
Momiplier: Yeh
Ok, so what we have here
is a sub reddit called
"MadeMeSmile".
(r/MadeMeSmile)
So the objective is-
We're gonna look at these things...
And we are NOT
GOING
TO SMILE
M: Give me the definition of not smiling
Smile :)
M: Smiling is showing your teeth
Smiling is any upward motion
(mark, i could think of a lot of "upward motions")
M: So as long as I don't show my teeth
It's not smiling, right?

Japanese: 
(ママ) 歯を見せなかったらセーフね？
いいよ
(ママ) いいのね
そうしよう
歯を見せなければ
セーフだよ
いい？
(ママ) えぇ
(ママ) いいわよ
おけぇ
3
2
(ママ) あなたの顔見ないわよ
どうして？
(ママ) 微笑んじゃう
悲しみとデスマスクだ
(ママ) ふふっ
(サタン)『フッフッフッフッ👿』
(ママ) むむ？
(ママ) ん？
(ママ) これのどこが？
(ママ) どうして？
(ママ) 日常茶飯事よ
(ママ) こんなの
毎日起こるって？
もし笑かされても
これとはまた別だからね
(ママ) ンフフフッw
(ママ) 今のは違うわ
ちがうって
むむ
(ママ) たわけよ
たわw
(ママ) みんなやってるわ
みんな！？
(ママ) 私もよ
ほんと？
まったくだ
だよね？

English: 
Ok.
M: Not smiling, ok?
Ok that'll be the limiter-
So as long as we don't show our teeth...
It's not a smile
(*silently pulls up every single Markiplier Try Not To Laugh video ever made*)
You ready?
M: Yesss!
M: I'm ready!
M'kay.
3!
2!
M: Oh, I better not look at your face.
Why my face? My face-
(because it's laughable-)
M: Cause you make me smile
(oh whoops)
My face is a mask of sorrow and death.
(ah, wait, i was right-)
Mom: *giggles*
*satanic laughter*
Mom: Hmm?
M: Hm...?
M: What smiling- what-
M: what to smile about?
M: It happens everyday of life
M: I've seen it
That happened everyday of life?
Listen i-i-if I laugh at what you say,
That's very different from me smiling at what this is
M: *cracking up*
M: I'm not smiling!
No smiling!
mm-mm
M: Just everyday crap
everyday--
(dude you're not fooling anybody-)
M: everybody can do that kind of stuff
Everybody!
M: Even I can do that!
You could do that?
That's nothing
(mark you cried when you stretched for aerial silks)
Right? (M: Mm-mm)
Yeah. I believe you.

Japanese: 
信じるよ
そうか
(ママ) 日常的
日常の光景だ
(ママ) 普通よ
普通だ
この投稿 読むよ
『私の近所に
３０代後半のご夫婦がいるんだ』
『ある晩、料理の最中
窓の外を覗くと』
『パジャマ姿に裸足
水鉄砲でうきゃうきゃしてたんだ』
『本当にうんざりだ
誰か私と一緒に笑ってくれたら
話しかけようと思う』
(ママ) おけぇ
フフフフッw
(ママ) そんなに？
そんなに
(ママ) 普通よ
特に
(ママ) ネクスト
そうしよう
『娘がクリスマスに
ギフトカードをもらったんだ』
『それでグレッグのダメ日記を買ったんだ』
『これがその様子』
『笑顔に値するよね』
(ママ) 彼女 変だわ
フフフッw
(ママ) 大人よ
(ママ) 彼女・・・

English: 
I believe you, mom.
M: Just normal everyday stuff
Normal everyday stuff. It's nothing
M: Nothing to smile about
Nothing to smile about
(Momiplier: cracks a maybe-smile? OHNO)
Oh, this is a post. Let me read it for you
*Reads above post*
M: Okay.
*laughing*
M: What's so smile about?
What's so smile about.
M: Nothing, nothing special.
Nah, that's not--
M: NEXT
(ah, got the uh, sick roasts, i see)
W-Okay, that's not nice at all.
Reading: "My daughter got a Walmart gift card for Christmas
-and she chose the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book instead of toys."
So it's just a kid that chose a book over toys,
(crazy lil' coot, why diary of a wimpy kid?)
and apparently that's smile-worthy
M: She is... weird
*laughing*
M: She is not a kid.
M: She is a...

English: 
M: too out of ordinary
M: Nothing to smile about
Too out of ordinary, nothing to smile--
It's sad, really, it's sad (M: Yes, sad)
It's a- it's a kid not living their childhood
M: Yes. She miss the whole good childhood.
*tsk tsk tsk*
M: I feel pity for you.
*laughing*
Do you hear that? My mom feels pity for you.
This just says "Made my day".
*Reading caption*
So it's like a dad, shining his light... on the family.
M: Mmhm. :I
Anything... anything to say about that?
M: I'd rather look at you and smile
(does that count against the challenge-)
M: Mm-mm
Alright, okay
M: I have no emotion
You have n- *wheezes momentarily*
You're DEAd inside
M: V E R Y  D E A D
No heart, no soul, all gone (M: No heart no soul)
(she gave it to mark, but dark stole it)
M: As long as it's not puppies
M: And, uh, Marky, here
M-k, well I'm gonna throw a curve-ball, because here comes a puppy
This ones says "I will always love you"
*piano music in the background*

Japanese: 
(ママ) ヤバイわ
(ママ) まともよ
ヤバくて笑えない
そりゃ悲しいよ
幼少期がなかった子供
(ママ) 子供の頃が恋しいんだわ
チッチッ
(ママ) 哀れだわ
フフッw
ママが同情するってさ
『最高の１日』
『俺は炭坑作業員。
３年生の息子が美術の授業で描いてくれた。』
これがお父さんで
家族を照らしてるんだね
(ママ) うん
何か感じることは？
(ママ) あなたの顔で微笑むわ
(ママ) むむ
よし わかった
(ママ) 無感情よ
心がw
心が死んでる
(ママ) 終焉よ
身も心もない
(ママ) 身も心もない
身も心もない
(ママ) 子犬ならニヤつくわ
(ママ) だから頼むわよ
見事に次はワンちゃんだ
『ずっと一緒』
[♫ ピアノ音楽 ♫]

Japanese: 
(ママ) へへっ
むむ～
ノォ？
かわいいよね？
だよね？
(ママ) そうよ でも―
(ママ) んんんんん
んんんんん ♪
(ママ) 惜しいわね
まったくだ
ただじゃれてるだけだ
なぜエンタメのトピックなんだ
『僕が描いたお婆ちゃんの似顔絵』
『先月お爺ちゃんが亡くなったんだ
だからクリスマスにサプライズしたくて』
わぁ すごいね
この子が描いたんだ
お爺ちゃんは亡くなったんだ
どう？
(ママ) 感激だわ
だけどまだよ
これは重いことだ
誰がニヤつくんだ？

English: 
M: Heh
M: Mm-mm
No?
That's not cute?
That cute?
M: Hmm- cute but uh,
M: MmMmMMM
*mimicking* mMmMMM
M: I'm not smiling at least.
No, no, no smiling
It's stupid, actually- it's two animals fighting
Why would that be any sort of entertaining? No way
(you LIE, mark, we KNOW they get you the most)
*Reading:* "This is a portrait drawing I made for my Grandma
Unfortunately my Grandpa passed away last month so I wanted to surprise her for Christmas :)"
Oh that's nice
This kid made a portrait...
Grandpa and Grandma, Grandpa passed away
Isn't that nice?
 
M: Nice but I'm not smiling
No it's sad really, its sad
Why would anyone smile at this?

English: 
M: Actually it's kind of really sad
It's really sad
M: Because every time she look at that picture
M: She have terrible memory of him
That is sad
M: thats reminding every day
M: 'I don't have my husband right now'
M: He's mean
(asdf momiplier w h a t)
*laughing* he's mean
M: He's mean
That kids mean
 
That kid MEAN
What kinda grandchild would do that to their poor grandma
This one says 'those poor burglars'
'Macaulay Culkin'
*reads above post*
That's the kid who was in 'Home Alone'
M: Are you sure that he got the facts right?
M: There might be someone who really do rob on christmas day
You're right...
There might be sombody who really do rob on christmas day (M: yes! More gift)
Tip to all you would-be robbers out there
On christmas, there's more gifts to rob on christmas! (M: mhm)
(very word. much eloquent)
What're you doing? (M: What are you doing?)
What're you doing?
*tsk tsk*
S t u p i d.

Japanese: 
(ママ) 悲痛なことよ
そうだよ
(ママ) お婆ちゃんはこの絵を見る度に
思い出すんだわ
そうだね
(ママ) 日々を思い出すの
(ママ) 『夫は今いない』
(ママ) 『そうだわ』
そうだわw
(ママ) 『そうよ』
『そんな』
『なんて良い子』
こんなことする孫が他にいる？
『哀れな強盗』
『マコーレー・カルキン』
『クリスマスに
家を盗もうとしない泥棒を哀れに思う』
ホーム・アローンの主役？
(ママ) 彼分かってないわ
(ママ) 本当にそんな泥棒だっていたかも
だよね
クリスマスに盗む泥棒だっていたはずだ
(ママ) そうよ！
泥棒になる人に1つ助言
クリスマスには
『たくさんの贈り物』があるよ
何やってる？
(ママ) 何やってる
どうしたんだ
チッチッ
まぬけだ

Japanese: 
次は ここ数ヶ月のトップを見よう
最高のを頼む
おぉ これにしよう
『強固な人類』
こりゃ感銘深いね
『2018年のすばらしいニュースといえば』
『６歳の娘が下半身の麻痺から回復したことだ』
『化学療法の末、癌を克服し
今やダンスの発表会に出るほどだ』
[バンッ]
ナイスだ
微笑まない？
(ママ) 重いことよ
悲しいって？
(ママ) トラウマよ
(ママ) ずっとよ
(ママ) 悲しいわ
悲しい
幸いだ
はずまない
『良き父』
『帰りの飛行機で
ハルの隣に座れて楽しかったよ』
『彼の娘のピアースは
クリスマスに仕事真っ只中』
『だからハルは２日間
娘と同じ飛行機で世界中飛び回った』

English: 
This has just been the top of today, lets look at the top of the past month
Let's get to the really good stuff
*mumbling from momiplier*
Oh it's gonna be good, oh okay
This one's called 'the strength of humanity'
 
Eh? Sounds pretty impressive
*reads above post*
*SMACKS TABLE*
That's nice.
You're not smiling?
M: So sad
So sad?
M: All the trauma she have to go through
M: All those years
M: Sad
Sad
no happiness here
No joy
(wake mark up [wake him up inside])
Alright this one's 'a good father'
*reads above post*

Japanese: 
『なんて素敵なお父さんなんだ』
『メリークリスマス！』
お金が掛かってるね
仕事の埋め合わせだね
(ママ) 彼女が何を？
違うよ 彼だよ
娘と一緒にいたかったんだ
(ママ) アッ
(ママ) なんてこと
(ママ) たぶん・・・
(ママ) タダでいくらか飛べたのよ
タダだったんだね
(ママ) そう
そうかも
一銭も払ってない
バカな
(ママ) 安いわ
安いって
ショボいぜ
チッチッチッ
フッフッw
(ママ) ネクスト
『初まりはここから』
おお KFCの当時じゃないか
清掃員に准看護師
それに正看護師だ
(ママ) 私みたいね
看護師だったね
(ママ) そうよ

English: 
Sounds like it cost a lot of money (M: mhm)
Sounds like it kinda offset all the work that she did
M: What was her motivation?
Well it's not her motivation it's his motivation
That's the father who wanted to be there for his daughter
M: Oh my goodness
M: I know why (why?)
M: He's using the free freq-... the mile stuff
Free frackin miles... yeah, that's it
M: That's only
That's it
Yeah, he's not spending his own money
M: mm (no way) M: He's cheap
He's cheap
*long silence as we all await the inevitable*
That father's cheap
 
 
*tsk tsk tsk tsk*
*laughter, aka the inevitable happened*
M: NEXT
'Always remember where you came from'
Oh cool it's the story of someone who came from KFC
to house-keeping to nursing, nurse and registered nurse
M: Huh, sounds like my story
You're a nurse
M: I... I did that

Japanese: 
(ママ) 看護学校では補助看護婦だったわ
いいね
何か感じる？
(ママ) そして正看護師になったの
微笑まない？
(ママ) そして正看護師になったの
(ママ) えぇ
どう？
(ママ) むむ
当たり前のことだよね？
(ママ) えぇ そうよ
みんなもそうよ
(ママ) みんなよ
(ママ) あなたも
(ママ) 『マーク・プライアー』の前は
何をしてたの？
足は洗ったよ
(ママ) そうよ そうだったわ
(ママ) みんなできるわ
(ママ) 何も匂わない
何か匂う？
(ママ) いいえ
(ママ) ございません
ありませんよ
それか―
(ママ) フフフフッw
[テレンッ]
(ママ) 違うわよ
(ママ) 笑ってないわ
笑ってない
(ママ) 自笑したの
(ママ) 違うわ
そうだね
(ママ) ね？
『借金返済』
『クレジットカード支払い済み』
見て！
ゼロだ！
どう？
(ママ) お魚臭いわね
フフッw
(ママ) クレジットカードをはたいただけよw

English: 
M: I worked as a nurse aid when i went to the nursing school
So that's nice. (M: on the weekend) That's relatable to you
M: and I become a RN (so, so this is nice?This is smile worthy?)
M: yeah
It's nice?
M: Mm-hmm
Or is it typical and everyone does this?
M: EVERYONE does that, it's not just him
M: We all do that
M: You did too!
M: oh my god, Before Markiplier, what did you do?
I wiped butts
M: Yeah (I did, I wiped- I wiped butts) yeah you did do that
M: We ALL do that
Mark: We all-- M: it's nothing to smile/smell about
Something to smell about??
M: h- No- something to- not -h
M: Nothing to smile about
Nothing to smile about
OR smell about
*Mom laughing*
*!! noise from Metal Gear*
M: (stops laughing) Mm-nn, not smiling!
No smiling-- M: I'm laughing!
Both: Not smiling!
M: I'm laughing at myself
M: Different
VERY Different, okay
M: right?
'Finally debt free!'
Credit card paid off...
Look at this!
No debt!
Isn't that good?
M: Something is fishy here...
(i mean, agreed-)
*laughs*

Japanese: 
(ママ) 残高ゼロよ
全部ゼロは確かに変だね
すこし
おかしい
そう思うよ
(ママ) 大量のクレジットカードを
手に入れたのよ
(ママ) 残高ゼロでハッピーよ
(ママ) そしてその翌週―
ママ ありがとう
いい線いってるね
(ママ) ウ”ウ”ンッw
(ママ) 心理学よ
(ママ) あれは―
[バンッ]
(ママ) 心理学の授業はAだったわ
[バンッ]
(ママ) 何を考えてるか分かるわ
(ママ) この人だって
この人
(ママ) クレジットカードに
(ママ) この人
(ママ) 残高ゼロ
[バンッ]
(ママ) 買い物してないのよ
[バンッ]
買ってもいない
この投稿の後・・・
大量購入だね
『微笑みすぎて顔が痛い』
『教授が
"教えることは最高だ"って言ったんだ』
(ママ) むむ？
何か違う？
(ママ) これのどこを？
(ママ) 彼は笑顔よ！
(ママ) どうして？
(ママ) 足がたじろいでるんだわ

English: 
That is weird that it's absolutely zero on all of these
That is...
That is a little odd,
I will admit that, yeah
M: He just got a credit card, a bunch of them
M: He's happy because his balance's zero
M: ...and next month, he's gonna have a--
(through his teeth): I think you're onto something, Mother
I think you're onto something...
Mom: *clears throat to hide laughter*
Mom: I know human psychology
Mom: That was
Mom: *slaps table*
Mom: I made A all the way through psychology class
Mom: *beats table again*
(the poor table, 1 like = $1 for table's physical therapy)
Mom: hmm I know human psychology I know how they think
Mom: You know how those people think
Mark: Those people
Mom: ohhhh the credit card and
Mark: Those people
Mom: Zero Zero balance because
Mom: *SLAPS TABLE*
Mom: They haven't gone out shopping yet
Mark: *SLAPS TABLE*
(STOP ABUSING THE TABLEEE)
Mark: Hasn't gone out shopping yet
Mark: But will, after this post
Mark: So much shopping (M: Mm-hmm)
'My face physically hurts from smiling so much today,'
""I love teaching you guys" said my professor who is such a good soul"
Mom: *sniff sniff* Mm-hmm
M: What's the difference
(Mark struggles not to laugh) Mom: What do I need to smile about
M: He's smiling!
M: Why?
M: The only thing I can smile [about] is his leg is kinda funky

Japanese: 
(ママ) ねじれてるわ
(ママ) あなたの足と同じよ
(ママ)  ツイスト！
(ママ) へなへなね
(ママ) 微笑むとこ？
うん まったくだよ
変形してる
悲しいよ
(ママ) 重いことよ
かわいそうだ
哀れな男とその足だ
『おんなじネクタイ』
『1年生のときに
このネクタイをお父さんにあげたんだ』
『11年後の卒業式にも着てたよ』
ちゃちなパパ
(ママ) 新しいネクタイも買えない
(ママ) 買う時間もないの
(ママ) 申し訳ないけど
(ママ) チッチッ
(ママ) 誇りなんだわ
(ママ) 悲しいわ
(ママ) 哀れね
そう思うべきだよ
(ママ) かわいそうね
ケチだ
(ママ) ケチ！
安っぽい
(ママ) ペニーをつまんでるのよ
ペニーをつまんでるんだ
そうだね
あえて買わなかったんだ
(ママ) 見てよ 悲痛だわ
ホント悲しいよ
そうさ
操られたパパなのよ
そうだね

English: 
M: It's to the side (Mark laughs a little)
M: Just like your leg, know what I mean?
M: It TWIST!
M: Unnaturally.
M: Is that something to smile about?
(yeah, mark, is it)
Mark: No, you're right, that's not
Mark: It's a deformity
Mark: It's sad, really
Mom: Everybody's sad, feels--
Mark: Really sad, for this guy
Mark: This poor guy with his (Mom: Mm-hmm)
Mark: Messed up legs
Mark: Ok, "Same tie"
(reads above post)
Mom (while laughing): Couldn't even afford a new tie
*Mark cries in how sad it is*
M: No time for shopping
M: Excuse, excuse, excuse
M: *tsk tsk tsk*
M: And he's proud of it
M: I feel sad...
Mark: You should feel sad, yeah, it's real sad
M: Sad!
Mark: What a cheap dad.
M: Cheap dad!
Mark: Cheap. So cheap.
M: VERY....penny pinching dad
Mark: Penny pinching--That's it, yep
M: That's it (Mark: penny pinching..)
Mark: He could've bought a special tie, but he didn't. 
Mom: YES!
M: It's sad, see that
Mark: It's sad, that's really sad
Mark: Very sad
Momiplier: Very manipulative, the dad.

Japanese: 
出し抜かれた
『最高の友』
『ボビーよ
レックスは50年も君を待ってたよ』
(ママ) ウッ
(ママ) ウッ
(ママ) どこがミソ？
犬が50年前に亡くなったんだよ
(ママ) 50年前！
ずっと天国にいたんだ
(ママ) 犬は楽しく生きたのよ
それで？
(ママ) 捨て犬よ
なるほど
悲しいね
(ママ) そうよ
(ママ) 犬は良い人生だったわ
(ママ) 50年後に帰ってきたのよ
[バンッ]
(ママ) 50年後に帰ってきたのよ
(ママ) 50年後に帰ってきたのよ
(ママ) もっと早く来なさいよ
そうできたね
彼が死ななくて辛かったんだ
(ママ) えぇ
『通報』
『少年が走行中のトラックに
近寄り、こう言った。』
『僕の笑顔、通報する？』
『もちろんさ キャメロン』
(ママ) この少年は有名になるわね
(ママ) 信じてあげて

English: 
Mark: Manipulative yup, is manipulative
Man's best friend
*reads text*
*momiplier snerks*
Mom: Whats the point, here?
Its like, the dog died when this guy was a kid (Mom: 50 years ago) yeah
and the dog's been in Heaven, or whatever, this whole time and
Mom: Dog had a better life than him
Mark: You're right (Mom: He got more spoiled)
*more enthusiastically* you're right
Mark: Its sad really *laughing quietly*
Mom: Its sad... sad. How come dog got the better life *hits table lightly*
he just came into hell... and after *hits again* 50 years
*says angrily* where you could join him early. *hits table hard* sad *hits again*
Mark: Could have died earlier *noises of agreement from momiplier*
Its sad the he didn't die sooner (Mom: Mmm yeah)
Mark: Reporting *read above*
Mom: He is really wanna be famous
somehow
give him a credit

Japanese: 
(ママ) この笑顔があるから
(ママ) 可愛いもの
悲しいことだ
(ママ) 重いことよ
悲しいよ
だって腹を空かせてるんだ
脚光を浴びるだけだ
(ママ) むむ
ただそれだけだ
(ママ) それだけよ
それじゃあ・・・
この動画は？
(ママ) フフフッ
(ベレ) ワンッ ワンワン
(ママ) 私は賢くないわよ
でもどうして？
(ママ) コーチを見てたのw
(ママ) あのコーチのリアクションよw
(ママ) 持ち上げた彼じゃないわよ
ワンッワン
(ママ) あのリアクション―
どうした？
微笑んだの？
悲しいことだ

English: 
Mom: Someday you'll be famous
with that smile
its cute too
Mark: Its sad really (Mom: really sad)
(lmao)
(Mom: Really sad) Mark: Its so sad
hes just a
fame hungry kid
(Mom: Mhm) Mark: Just trying to steal the lime life
ain't nothin' special 'bout that
Mom: Nothing special about that
Mark: Anyway... alright whats this
this is a video
*momiplier slightly weezing*
*mom chuckling softly*
*dog barks* (give me attention hoomans)
Mom: I'm laughing... I'm not smiling
Mark: I think you were smiling
Mom: No I was looking at the coach
I love that coach's... *moves hands weirdly*
reaction
I was smiling at him not the... not the one actually
*pushes up*  lifting
*dog barks* Mark: Maggie! What are you doin'
*mom laughs*
Mark: Maggie, you smilin'? Its sad really

Japanese: 
(ママ) あのコーチ見てよw
(ママ) すごい体勢を取ってるわ
うん
(ママ) ハッハw
(ママ) 強烈ね
微笑んだね
すべて台無しにする前にね
(ママ) えぇ やりすぎたわ
それ以外は痛みだ
(ママ) すべて悲しみ
絞られた
(ママ) イエス
名声を得たいなんてバカげてる
インターネットによくあるよ
(ママ) ボブも
(ママ) 悲しいわ
ボブも悲しいよ！
悲しいよ
見てくれてありがとう
もしニコッとしたら
コメントで教えてね
しなくていいよ
笑顔になった？
ママ ありがとう
まだ撮る予定だよ
もっと面白くなるはずだ
見てくれてありがとう
いつも通り
次の動画でお会いしましょう
バイバ～イ
バ～イ
フフフッwハッハッw

English: 
Mom: I sad but... look at the coach
there's more... he's working harder then the boy...
than the guy in the front, you see that?
Mark: Yeaah
Mom: Thats cute
ohhh that's adorable... mhm
Mark: I think that's a smile
and I think we can end it before we
Mom: That was adorable
Mark: Crush people's dreams more
Mom: Yeah.. that was adorable
Mark: But everything else was SAD
Mom: Everything was sad
Mark: Exploitative
Mom: Yes
Mark: Full of cheap dads (Mom: They wanna be famous)
Mark: Wanna be famous
Its ridiculous
what gets on the internet these days
*mom imitates the dog*
Bubble: Yeah thats sad
Mark: You hear that Bubble?
THAT'S SAD
Mom: Mhm
Mark: I feel sad
Markimoo: Well thank you everybody so much for watching uhh...
if you smiled
down in the uhh
comments below... let us know
or
don't
cause' you didn't smile
either way
thanks Mom for being here
We've got more videos that we're going to record soon
less wholesome... more silly
but uh... you'll see soon
So thank you everybody so much for watching
and as always
we'll see you
in the next video
buh byyye
Mom: Byye
*laughing*
*Markiplier's outro music*

English: 
(this was fun staying up until 1 a.m to finish)
