Guy: They seal and then you're good to go.
Dave: So you want me to carry this bag?
Guy:This is the bag...
Dave: This is a douche bag.
Agent Lacey: The watches conceal an array
of tactical functions. It's how you stay in
contact with me and the command center.
Arron: Aaron to Dave?
Agent Lacey: All radio communication should
be done using call signs. Dave? You are dung
beetle...And Aaron you aardvark.
Dave: I can't even carry this thing!
Aaron: What do you mean you can't carry it?!
Dave:The aerodynamics are all off, it's hitting
my leg, it's like, bolty.
Agent Lacey: Please remember gentlemen, you
are entering into the most dangerous and unpredictable
country on earth. Kim Jong-un is a master manipulator.
These people revere him as a god. They'll
believe ANYTHING he tells them, including
that he can speak to dolphins, or he doesn't
urinate and defecate.
Dave: Woah woah woah... you're telling me
my man doesn't pee or poop?
Agent Lacey: I'm telling you he does and lies
to his people and they believe him!
Aaron: Everybody pees AND poops...Where would
he go otherwise, he'd explode.
Dave: But he does talk to dolphins!
Awesome David Bowie Song remixed by Trent
Reznor: I'm afraid of Americans! I'm afraid
of the world! I'm afraid I can't help it!
I'm afraid I can't... I'm afraid of Americans!
Aaron: Woah woah woah woah...
Dave: Alright, how do I look? Fuckin' awesome?!
Aaron: Yeah, actually, this is really really
nice
Dave: [illegible question?]
Aaron: What the fuck is this?
Dave: It's my bag..
Aaron: Wonderful! This is not the bag the
CIA gave you!
Dave: Oh, that bag?!
Aaron: Yes, that bag!
