♪♪
♪♪
 Ford and I have been
 best friends for years.
 We do everything together,
 which probably explains
 why we're both terrible
 at dating.
- I should go.
- What?
Oh, my God.
You're not gonna leave
a tip?
♪♪
I kinda met a girl.
We can go on
a double-date now.
Wait, hold on,
you're seeing someone too?
Mine's 5-feet...
Seven inches tall?
BOTH: Eats chili lime chips,
 wears adorable red sneakers...
What is happening to us?!
♪♪
A girl like is not coming
along ever again.
What if we joint date her?
I think that is the
worst idea I've ever heard.
But is it?
- Date both of us.
- We wanna be your boyfriend.
GIRL: This thing is kind
 of crazy.
 But that's why I love it.
Let's do this!
 You realize when one
 of you has sex with her,
things are going
to implode, right?
Have you even floated
the threesome question yet?
Callie had an idea.
This is Noah up
on his sexual steed.
But aren't you guys gonna start,
like, I don't know,
fighting or anything?
- No. 
- We're best friends.
 What I need to do
 is be not me.
You tried to take her
from me.
 So in what way
 are you my friend?
- Oh!
- [Bleep]
- Ahh!
- You hit me!
I think just be yourself,
don't try to be someone
you're not.
 You want her to like you
 for you, don't you?
♪♪
Well, it sounds like
you two are ninjas
in the same dojo.
Just make sure your swords
don't cross.
[laughs]
♪♪
