EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GEEK CULTURE!
GODZILLA
VS
KING KONG
BEGIN!
Listen now, motherfucKing Kong has come
You can play with my balls and call it "ping pong"
So you're from Japan... well, if you fight against me
you're gonna be like a girl in a lolicon manga
I don't use anabolic steroids but I'm 100 % muscle
We both are giants, but your power is really tiny
I don't usually feel compassion for my enemies
and it's not the first time that I break a dinosaur's jaw
I emerge from the sea like my name was Poseidon
to kick this stupid orangutan's ass
I see that you're not in shape, what a big paunch!
You should eat less in Burger King... Kong
That's how I roll, I'm the fucking Gojira, I cause heart attacks
I destroy you, Bryan Cranston was part of the cast of my movie
Peter Jackson is gonna watch you die so bad
You like bananas? You can eat the one's which's between my legs!
You're rhymes are so comic that I just wanna vomit
I'm the OG, you were born by atomic tests
Compared to me you're a dirty gecko, I'm the best
That's why Skull Island people adored me
You're crazy, I'm lethal
How's gonna beat me the reincarnation of the souls who died in the World War Two?
You're done here!
One dinosaur more that's gonna become extinct!
You're fucking alone, you should create an account in meetic.es
You can't kidnap the first woman you see!
You're really slow, my atomic breath has already caught ya
You're Chimpanzee Explorer, I'm Godzilla Firefox!
Y'all will see how I crush this monkey
I'll leave you worse than when you climbed the Empire State
Even Eminem said it in a song:
Why be a king when you can be a god?
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EeEeEeE-Eee-EeeEee-PIC RAP BATTLES OF GEEK CULTURE!
