Top 10 Worst Moments in DC Comics
10.
Superman Makes a Adult Film with Big Barda
Action Comics #592 – 593 (September 1987
– October 1987)
Yes, you read that right.
Superman once starred in an adult film.
To kick off this list, we feature one of the
most notorious stories to ever star DC’s
most famous character, Superman.
The story also involves characters from legendary
comic book artist Jack Kirby’s 4th World
Saga.
Chief among them is Big Barda, a New God from
the planet Apokolips.
She was trained from a young age to be a fierce
warrior for Darkseid, the evil despot ruler
of the planet.
However, she escaped after falling in love
with another New God, Mister Miracle, a master
escape artist.
Big Barda was a rough and tough heroine who
wore the proverbial pants in her relationship
with Mister Miracle.
She was fiercely loyal and protective of her
husband.
However, in John Byrne’s otherwise stellar
run on Action Comics, she was hypnotized and
forced into doing a adult film by a villain
appropriately known as Sleez.
Her partner?
None other than the Man of Steel himself.
Of course, the story goes that Superman woke
up from his hypnosis before he could do the
deed.
But the damage was done.
Superman, the paradigm of everything good
and decent, and Big Barda, one of the toughest
and most competent female characters in comics,
were adult film stars.
Jack Kirby, the creator of Big Barda, particularly
hated the story.
That might have something to do with the fact
that he modeled her personality after his
own wife.
Keep it classy, John Byrne.
9.
Emerald Twilight
Green Lantern vol. 3, #48-50 (January 1994
– March 1994)
By the mid 90s, Hal Jordan, the second Green
Lantern (and by far the most well-known),
had fallen out of favor with DC’s brass.
They decided that it was time to retire Hal
in order for another new character, Kyle Rayner,
to take his place.
So how did DC decide to end the career of
one of their most beloved heroes?
By turning him into a genocidal villain.
As part of the “Reign of the Superman”
storyline which occurred after the highly
publicized death of Superman, Hal’s home
of Coast City was completely destroyed by
the villains Mongul and Cyborg Superman.
As a result, the city was demolished and its
seven million inhabitants killed.
This turn of events made Hal go completely
insane.
He believed that if he could steal all of
the Main Power Battery’s energy, the source
of the Green Lantern rings, he could permanently
rebuild Coast City.
To do so, he killed all of the remainder of
the Green Lantern Corps and the villain Sinestro.
Afterwards, he became the villain Parallax.
To DC’s credit, they later redeemed Hal
by having him sacrifice his life to restart
the Sun during The Final Night storyline and
revealing that his madness had been caused
by being possessed by an entity made of fear.
Hal would later go on to reform the Green
Lantern Corps thanks to the expert guidance
of writer Geoff Johns.
But Emerald Twilight, the three issues where
Hal went insane and killed the old Corps,
remains a black spot on DC’s legacy.
8.
Superman: At Earth’s End
Superman: At Earth’s End Original Graphic
Novel (1995)
Superman: At Earth’s End is a one-shot Elseworlds
story that takes place outside of established
DC Comics canon.
It is a sequel to a miniseries which was in
and of itself a spin off of the DC Comics
series Kamandi, a story about a young hero
in a post-apocalyptic future ruled by hyper-evolved
animals.
Even better, originally Kamandi was created
after DC Comics was unable to secure the rights
to the Planet of the Apes franchise.
So, Superman: At Earth’s End is a sequel
to a spinoff based on a rip-off.
Trust me, the story is even stupider than
it sounds.
To keep things simple, Superman is stranded
in a post-apocalyptic future where an evil
organization called the DNA Diktators, led
by the twin clones of Adolf Hitler, have stolen
Bruce Wayne’s body in an attempt to create
a mutated Batman-creature.
To stop them, Superman shoots the Hitlers
with a quadruple chaingun called the “Expunger,”
one of the most ridiculous and implausible
weapons ever created.
It’s a poorly written, terribly executed
piece of drivel that has Superman acting completely
out of character.
Even worse, it makes almost no sense.
Even though it isn’t official DC Comics
canon, it is still one of the worst stories
to ever feature Superman.
7.
The Dark Knight Strikes Again
The Dark Knight Strikes Again #1-3 (November
2001 – July 2002)
Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
helped revive the flagging comic book industry
of the late 80s with its gripping storytelling
and innovative take on the character.
In it, an aged and retired Bruce Wayne is
forced to take up the cowl again against a
series of evils plaguing Gotham City.
To this day, it is considered one of the greatest
graphic novels in history.
So, it was inevitable that a sequel would
be written.
What nobody could predict was how indescribably
bad it would be.
First off, the art is atrocious.
Frank Miller is usually a very competent artist.
But here, his art just looks ugly.
But even bad art can be forgiven for a good
story.
Too bad The Dark Knight Strikes Again is also
incredibly poorly written.
In the first book, Batman was a grizzled and
cynical loner.
In The Dark Knight Strikes Again he comes
off like a hate-filled madman.
Not to mention that the comic barely features
him.
Miller takes more time focusing on Superman,
Wonder Woman, and the other members of the
Justice League than he does on the book’s
signature character!
The first book was revolutionary.
This book comes off as immature, sexist, and
blatantly disrespectful towards all of its
characters and their legacies.
6.
Identity Crisis
Identity Crisis #1-7 (June 2004 – December
2004)
During the mid 2000s, DC hit quite a few bumps
in the road in terms of major events and crossovers.
By that I mean that they were almost exclusively
terrible and insulting.
One of the best examples was Identity Crisis.
It was a disaster of an event.
To truly understand the travesty that is Identity
Crisis, you need to know who the Dibneys were.
Ralph Dibny was a superhero called The Elongated
Man who could stretch and shape his body however
he wanted.
However, he was best known for his great detective
work.
He was married to Sue Dibny.
Even though she didn’t have any powers,
she was a beloved member of the superhero
community.
The two were a breath of fresh air in comics:
a happy, devoted married couple who were always
cheerful even when things got tough.
They were both cheerleaders and proud members
of the Justice League as well as perennial
fan favorites.
So what does Identity Crisis do?
It starts with Sue being brutally murdered
and and her corpse burnt to a crisp.
If that wasn’t bad enough, it is revealed
that Doctor Light, a cheesy villain who regularly
fought the Teen Titans, had once raped her
on the JLA satellite.
To make matters even worse, the sorceress
Zatanna mind-wiped Doctor Light and changed
his personality, basically the equivalent
of a full frontal lobotomy.
Then, she turned around and mind-wiped Batman
to prevent him from protesting her actions.
But it still gets worse.
The series thought it alright to randomly
kill off the superhero Firestorm and Tim Drake’s
(Robin’s) father.
It was a mean, ugly, unpleasant series that
didn’t accomplish anything more than needlessly
killing off several beloved characters and
having all of the others act grossly out of
character.
5.
All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder
All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #1-10
(September 2005 – August 2008)
Frank Miller has become something of a joke
in the comic community.
He was once one of the most original and talented
members of the comic book community.
As previously mentioned, his graphic novel
The Dark Knight Returns is considered to be
one of the definitive Batman stories.
But in the last 10-15 years, there has been
a noticeable and shocking decline in the quality
of his work.
In many ways, his more recent work has become
a parody of his earlier work.
This can be seen The Dark Knight Strikes Again
and in a more recent Batman series: All-Star
Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder.
Part of DC’s All Star imprint, a series
of comic books meant to pair off some of the
best comic creators with iconic characters
in order to produce new interpretations that
can both appeal to old fans and new readers,
the story is a retelling of the origin of
Batman’s sidekick, Robin (Dick Grayson).
The problem is that Batman is depicted as
a criminally violent sociopath.
He kills criminals, assaults Dick Grayson,
and forces him to hunt for cave vermin for
food.
In the comic’s most infamous moment, Batman
introduces himself to Robin by saying, “What
are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I’m the goddamn Batman.”
The entire series has been decried for terrible
characterization, sub-par writing, and an
inconsistent release schedule to boot.
4.
Amazons Attack!
Amazons Attack!
#1-6 (March 2007 – August 2007)
Even though she is both a feminist icon and
one of DC’s flagship heroes, few superheroes
have endured more bad writing, editorial decisions,
and mishandling than Wonder Woman.
The principle problem is DC can never seem
to figure out what to do with her character.
Sometimes she’s a warrior, sometimes a Greek
God, sometimes an ambassador, and sometimes
*shiver* a sexy secret agent.
Almost every new writer assigned to Wonder
Woman has the bad habit of wiping away her
entire past and supporting casts in order
to “revamp” the character.
Sometimes it works.
George Pérez, Greg Rucka, and Gail Simone
have all done magnificent runs on the character
that are worth reading by anyone interested
in comics.
However, there contributions to the character
have been largely ignored or thrown away by
subsequent writers and editors.
The worst crime against Wonder Woman is the
2007 event Amazons Attack!
The plot behind this series is complex, convoluted,
and incredibly stupid.
But to summarize, the Amazons, the race of
women-warriors that Wonder Woman belongs to,
attack Washington D.C. in response for her
illegal detention on the part of the US government.
The story was a complete debacle.
It was overly violent (in one scene the Amazons
kill unarmed children) and nonsensical.
The Amazons are able to take down fighter
jets with regular bows and arrows!
But one of the worst parts is that Wonder
Woman barely appears in the entire event!
The whole thing was being advertised as a
massive Wonder Woman event…but she only
appears for a few pages!
This entire mess of an event is seen as the
low point of Wonder Woman’s career.
It was so bad that many fans literally mailed
their copies to DC Comics editors.
These six comics almost literally destroyed
one of the most famous comic book characters
in history.
3.
Countdown to Final Crisis
Countdown #1 – 51, DC Universe #0 (May 2007
– April 2008)
Countdown to Final Crisis in many ways represents
everything wrong with the comic book industry
these days: editors acting as writers, convoluted
and non-self contained stories, and, of course,
bad writing.
Countdown to Final Crisis was a 51 part series
that was released one issue per week for an
entire year.
During that year, it crossed over with many
other DC titles and set the stage for Final
Crisis, the next large DC event.
The problem was that it was a travesty.
Essentially, the multiple writers of Countdown
to Final Crisis had their hands tied and were
forced to make changes to the story at the
whims of DC Editor-in-Chief Dan Didio.
Characters were killed off at random, the
story made no sense unless you read EVERY
SINGLE tie-in (of which there were many),
and it was generally inaccessible for people
who did not have an encyclopedic knowledge
of the DC universe and their characters.
I couldn’t explain everything wrong with
this series if I wanted to.
For a more detailed breakdown, check out Linkara’s
three part video review of Countdown to Final
Crisis.
The link to the first video is given below:
2.
Final Crisis
Final Crisis #1-7 (July 2008 – March 2009)
Now, I’ll be fair: Final Crisis is an incredibly
controversial event that splits DC’s fanbase
in two.
Some people hate it.
Others think that it’s one of the greatest
comics ever written.
The reason is that Final Crisis is one of
the most confusing and opaque events ever
written.
It involves the evil New God Darkseid’s
attempt to conquer reality.
But to those who aren’t an expert on DC
Comics, reading it is like trying to read
a foreign language for the first time.
It is incredibly complex and occasionally
frustrating even to experienced readers.
As I mentioned, to those who know the history,
know the characters, and can parse writer
Grant Morrison’s unusual storytelling, Final
Crisis is highly lauded.
However, because of its complexity, Final
Crisis alienated many DC fans and casual comic
readers to the point that many see it as one
of the worst things DC Comics has ever published.
1.
Justice League: Cry for Justice
Justice League: Cry for Justice #1-7 (September
2009 – April 2010)
One of the biggest criticisms of the comic
industry is the frequency with which characters
are killed off and brought back to life.
It happens so often that nowadays killing
off comic book characters seems like an exploitative
and cheap way to attract readers and boost
sales.
One of the worst offenders of this trope is
the recent limited series Justice League:
Cry for Justice.
The series depicts the Justice League, still
suffering from the deaths of Batman and Martian
Manhunter as a result of Final Crisis, fighting
against a plot that would lead to the destruction
of several cities.
They are able to stop most of the bombs, except
for one.
The resulting explosion destroys Star City,
the home base of Green Arrow.
The explosion killed millions, including,
to the shock, horror, and disgust of fans,
Lian Harper, the Red Arrow’s daughter.
It was a cruel, unnecessary turn of events
that was played for shock value.
Red Arrow would become so distraught that
he would go insane.
This was documented in the equally terrible
Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal.
But as it stands, Justice League: Cry for
Justice was a mean-spirited event that killed
off many beloved characters as a ploy to sell
more comics.
