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Hey what's up you guys!
I'm Angel and now we're gonna so some makeup today with my very important featured guest star
Angel burrito
I thought you were Angel?
Come heeeeere sit dooooown
-Hello
Okay, please greet the audience
Okay, today were you're gonna do makeup on your face
Yes, uhmm
Flash the reference photo
So now the reference photo is on my phone
For reference
Now let me just show you our haul of makeup
In this
Oh it's a haul?
Lancome Paris bag. Okay, so today
We will be doing the makeup of Angel burrito
Don't say my last name!
You can just edit that out. Perioooodt.
So we have this L'Oreal Paris
infallible Pro matte
infallible Pro
This one
Blend sponge!
we'll be dabbing on some foundation
So much? No no no no
I think it blends well with your skin
So let's just keep dabbing on
I think it provides a real nice uh
Foundation on you
Yes! It serves its purpose very well
Because it is foundation
Time to put more pro-matte!
-No that's enough
Enough? No, it's not enough!
I'm the makeup artist!
No one fights with the makeup artist
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
So Ms. Angel, how's your day?
It's great
-Great, is it?
Yeah, how's your day?
You had no school? Why?
I think you're looking a little ghastly like Count Dracula
Pano? Pano?
Shut up! Quiet! No! No!
Pro-tip don't use too much foundation or else you'll look like this
And now we will do your..
Not the eyes... AHH they eyebrows.. no, not the eyebrows...
Contour blush palette
Okay, so we have different colors to choose from
We will now start from left to right
The contour goes on your jawline to -hypen (?) up the jaw and the cheekbone to bring
out the cheek, so.. oh wow
Because your jaw and your chin will become sharp
Can you please move your hair? You should've brought a headband like mine
No, you just look
Yeah
Now the next one is a bronze. This will make her look tanner
If you desire warmth
Okay so we gotta put this in the temples. Temples.
But it says here don't put it on the temples
I need it on the temples
Next one is a highlight
So we gotta do the highlight on the cheeks oh the inside of the cheeks
Next one is the blush. So this one is really nice because in the reference photo Ariana had pink cheeks
Time to blush you with pink!
See you're not any more bullied girl from high school
Umm.. okay...
Don't you think close your eyes please.
- Why do I have to close my eyes it's gonna go on my cheeks?
Okay, I think you're pink enough. A little too pink. But it works.
For the next part, we will be adding...
We will be adding lipstick
Victoria's Secret velvet Matte
- it's Matte. 
- Oh, is it?
Ariana has very thick lips. Yeah, so we're gonna make your lips thicker because your lips look like they've been
Mauled by a dog
Oh no!
The lipstick got onto your whatever (teeth)
I'll do it
-No, there's tissue here
Since we want thick lips, she's not gonna go
Overdrawing is a thing?
So over the lips she paints outside the lines?
Gago ka
What?! No, don't say that. That's bad to say.
That's how much lipstick that was inside my mouth
Stop!
There's still more!
Stoooooop!
You're removing all the lipstick!!
Not gonna lie
Another item from Maybelline
As I was saying, the eyes are actually the windows to the soul
Why?
I don't know some Japanese dude said it and everyone made it into a quotable quote
You just coughed in my face
Add this same product to your eyebrows. What's your name again?
Oh yuck
It smells so bad :)
Yeah, my name is
Paula. Paula! Yeah!
Do you have a nickname?
-Yeah
What's your nickname?
It's La!
What are you- Wha- What are you-
Ariana has a pink neck
But- that's not- her neck isn't pink there
It is.
No it's not why do I have a pinK NECKKK
See here
- No, that's a pink top
Why does your makeup have like a line where it finishes and hers is like a natural glow
Now we will be using this color correcting stick from ELF
You're gonna be using it on her temples. Why are you color correcting my temples
Cause Ariana here has bright temples
Oh my God where's my blending sponge, oh there!
blending the color correction that I think I should have not done
I think I should've just used highlight
Where are my highlights? Highliiiiights!
Too much highlight!
You put highlighter on?
On your temples.
Yeah, I think they don't work together, I think they shouldn't be together
Is that a sign?
This is glittery blush. I'm gonna use this on her forehead
Gotta be doing it gently like this
Take your time, always, even though your boyfriend is waiting for you. You can use this excuse to be late
Are you trying to say something?
Time to fix your chin
Do I have pimples there?
No, just to cover up some of the
Why is your neck pink? are you now covering up the pink that you just did on my neck?
No I'm scattering it. Lemme see?
Fenty beauty by Rihanna
It actually smells good like
It smells like candy!
Do I spread it?
Yeah, of course, I was just about to say that
Excuse me
Eyeliner from Urban Decay. Oh, nevermind this is from Clinique
Are you putting it under my eyes?
Yeah?
Under your falsies
Oh dear I just ruined it
-Why are you putting it under my eye?
Where is it supposed to gooooo
I give uppppp
I hate makeupppp
I thought you're are makeup artist?
No
-Who did you work for?
I worked for Beyonce
I even did Oprah
Whitney Houston
We need to set it with this
ELF Matte magic mist
It feels like you just sneezed on me
There's a specific way to do this I'm just not a master at it
To complete the Ariana look I just basically fixed her bangs
This looks like you
Only if you had uhh
Better makeup
better makeup
Better makeup artist
Also if you are a
Multi-billionaire. Yes, maybe
then you'd be Ariana
Okay..
And many followers
maybe you had more subscribers
maybe THEN you'll be like Ariana
Well, I think that's a wrap for our Ariana video
We will be face touring, so
Uhm, here
What is that?
-Face tour!
Okay, we did the
Eyeliners thing I still haven't practiced that one
Here on the lips we have
lipgloss and
then here is that a nice contour made by me
and then the blush and then the foundation
and then bronze.
I love my lips, I must say
and then your pink neck
There's definitely areas for improvement
No, I don't think there are areas for improvement because I'm the best makeup artist in the world
So I think you should subscribe to my channel
what's your channel called
my channel is will be linked
above right here
There's something everywhere.
There's highlighter all where we face
Narcissistic slow-mo, let's do a slow-mo
Thank you, bye guys
I look unsuccessful.
I look like Ariana but like drugged and drunk and
and unsuccessful
if Ariana released
unsuccessful instead of successful
Then you would look like ariana
It's ok. Let's start Oh
