Drayo: Hey everyone and welcome to a sadist and a masochist playing Dungeons & Dragons with an AI!
Papyrus: And Dr. Doofenschmirtz!
*intro intensifies*
Drayo: Hi everyone, welcome to insanity.
I have -
Papyrus is here again to suffer some more.
Papyrus: Hi
Drayo: I don't know how to make normal intros.
Let's just do this now.
Papyrus: Aight
Drayo: We're playing AI Dungeon. I forgot to mention that.
Papyrus: wAht-
uh oh
Papyrus: Fantasy it is.
Drayo: If you get copyrighted it's not my problem.
Drayo: eh I'll just name myself Drayocat, I'm super creative.
Drayo: Okay, I'm here now.
Papyrus: Oh, I'm not
Papyrus: naming the actual character I'm just naming me.
*papyrus reads the description you can read for yourself above*
*I'm too lazy to write it all out :P*
Drayo: Can I stab something yet?
...
Papyrus: Let's take turns, I'll go first.
Drayo: I wanna stab something ;v;
Papyrus: Drayocat has a knife and likes to stab things.
Papyrus: Alright.
Drayo: Indeed I do!
Papyrus: Keep that in mind.
Drayo: I have a knife
Drayo: and I don't know why but it's really funny.
Papyrus: What I'm gonna do-
Drayo: I have a knife
Papyrus: Hey, it was my turn D:<
Drayo: *laughs* I know >:3
Drayo: *laughing* Drayocat  h a v e  a knife.
*both laughing*
Papyrus: Okay, how adaptable is this?
Like if I - like if this is a medival setting,
...can I do this?
Drayo: I don't know ._.
Drayo: What?
Papyrus: Dr. Doofenschmirtz whips out a bazooka and blows them all to Kingdom Come.
Papyrus: Dray and his -
wait, "Dray"??
DrayO: Dray???
Papyrus: It just called you Dray!
Drayo: It's DRAYO!
Drayo: That's so accurate *laughs*
*Drayo laughs some more*
Papyrus: ...casually draws dagger, stabs one of the dwarfs in the hand
*Drayo laughs even more*
Drayo: I didn't tell it to do that, but it does sound like something I would do, so I'm fine with this.
Papyrus: WAIT, what?
Papyrus: what - he's calling me "boy", and I have a son??
Papyrus: Or-
Drayo: *laughs*
Papyrus: Is Trixie "boy"?
Also, Doofenschmirtz doesn't have a son, does he?
Drayo: I stab someone else.
Papyrus: DOOF
You called me Doof!!
She said it! She said the thing!
*Drayo laughs yet again*
Papyrus: The dwarves are useless! If it weren't for us, they'd still be living in their mountain.
Uh-
What?
What?
Drayo: Did it just assume that I was human?
I'm not a human, I'm an idiot!
...humans ARE idiots.
Papyrus: Hold up
Papyrus: Is this gonna be like the Heavy is Dead(?) thing
where it's like "YOU ARE DEAD"
"n o  u"
"You are dead."
"No, you! POW! Haha!"
"You are dead! Not big surprise."
Papyrus: I am dead. The heavy is dead.
Drayo: Why did you yell "YES" when I stabbed you?
Papyrus: wait what-
I don't know??
Maybe Doofenschmirtz is a masochist.
*laughter*
Papyrus: This is TOTALLY giving me The Heavy is Dead vibes.
It's like, "I think the person who kills me goes-" "SHH you are dead."
"ok"
"You are dead!"
"okay."
Papyrus: Um-
Drayo: Hey everyone and welcome back to a sadist and a masochist playing Dungeons & Dragons with an AI!
*both laugh*
Papyrus: And Dr. Doofenschmirtz.
Okay, so I guess now we're both canonically dead.
*laughter*
Papyrus: Oh my gosh, it actually knows how to respond! 
Drayo: I appreciate that that's a feature.
Papyrus: Okay, okay. Okay. Give me a second. Uh
Where'd the doctor come from?? Where'd the gun come from??
Drayo: Wait hang on
Papyrus: Which SCP - ok, SCP-173 is the one that like attacks people, right?
Drayo: Um, it's the one that like breaks your neck or whatever.
Papyrus: What the - what? Where'd the eyes come from?
Okay, basically this thing takes information from, like, other people's thing? And now it's trying to get it into the spirit of an SCP,
thing, and it's...
not.
Drayo: If we wanted SCP then we should have picked horror.
Papyrus: Dr. Doofenschmirtz blink.
This is legitimately progressing the story!
Drayo: Are we just going to continue to blink?
Papyrus: I'll try something else next time.
Drayo: This is a wonderful game.
Papyrus: Oh, OH!
Drayo: what - why would I just reach up and pat SCP-173??
Drayo: Uh, I know nothing about SCP. So you tell me if this relates to anything.
Papyrus: I don't know - I don't know this creature.
Also disfigured doesn't really help
"As if to say  w a t ?"
Wait, how do you headpat literally a pair of eyeballs? Why?
W-why - huh??
Drayo: waht?
Papyrus: It's like a Pokemon! "hEaDpAt!"
"HeAdPaT!"
Drayo: Next video - turning this monstrosity into a Pokemon.
"Drayocat jumps off the mountain."
Papyrus: "What did you put in my drink?"
"dRiNk?"
Why - wait, I thought he was our friend D:
Drayo: Okay, well apparently I'm attacking him now ._.
Murder :D
Papyrus: You ask him for a drink and the dead guy's just
"n o"
Drayo (laughing): "rips off Drayo's leg"??
I'm gonna stab YOU now.
Papyrus: Uh - hang on. Let me - let me give you two reasons to not shoot me.
Let me give m e w t w o reasons to not shoot me!
Drayo: ok
Papyrus: Here. Sure. This is your reasons.
what
Drayo: I- I don't understand-
Papyrus: I was trying to say -
Papyrus: I was trying to say "I'm better than you" and it corrected to "Dr. Doofenschmirtz is better than me."
I realize what a monster I've been doing all this time.
hmm
Drayo: Okay, so what - so what what I can only understand is happening so far is first there were dwarves, then I stabbed them
Then there was an SCP,
Then I guess I stabbed that too? And now there was a monster thing, and I stabbed that, and now we're stabbing each other
makes sense
Papyrus: Yeah, the that last part about stabbing each other seems fairly accurate to real life.
nonononononononono wait wait wait
Drayo: I am going to murder you and you can't stop me.
What? You have a knife in your stomach?
Papyrus: Alright. Alright.
All right. All right. Let's see how it handles this. I put in the things to remember that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is God.
Drayo: We keep just murdering each other over and over again. 
Papyrus: yep
Drayo: I'm gonna set you on fire, see how it handles that.
Papyrus: I'm just flaming and I'm like "why did you do this"
Papyrus: Apparently you forced me to stab someone, although I never stabbed anything!
Alright, i'm going to deal with the prompt - I'm going to do what the theoretical prompt is telling me to do.
It just says grab a bucket. So I'm gonna say "Dr. Doofenschmirtz grab bucket."
Papyrus: I again realize what a monster I have been doing all this time.
Drayo: what - what monster have we murdered??
Papyrus: k i l l
I'm just gonna say k i l l.
Wait was that like boiling water? Cuz I put it out ._.
Drayo: stab
creature to death. I don't know what creature it is, but i'm gonna stab it.
Drayo: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good- I Papyrus: Again! For the third time, wee realize what a monster we've been doing all the time
Drayo: Leave it to us to just turn everything into endless murder.
Papyrus: I've killed someone.
Drayo: You have. You've been a murderer.
Papyrus: i ' v e k i l l e d s o m e o n e .
Papyrus: "What?" "I've killed someone!" "I said what?" "I've killed someone!"
You have! You are indeed a murderer!
"what?" "I'm a murderer!" "what?" "I'm a murderer!"
"What??"
"I said I'm a M U R D E R E R"
Papyrus: I'm a murderer. 
Drayo: We're psychopaths. Why would we be feeling remorse?
Papyrus: B o w s e r.
"What?" "BOWSER."
"A mild form of enjoyment when I hurt people"?
"What?" "I killed them." "You what?" "i k i l l e d t h e m ."
"Excuse me?"
"I KILLED THEM."
I got - "I've" - "wuh?"
I've WUH
wuh wuh wuh wuh
W  U  H
Drayo: What even is this game??
Papyrus: This is
Attempting to make sense of our nonsense and turn it into a legitimate story.
Drayo: This AI is the worst dungeon master ever.
Papyrus: well, actually this is the best and only AI DM, soooo
Drayo: Well, it's bad at it -_-
Papyrus: It's good at it. We're just bad at it!
Drayo: Well, I mean, every time we play D&D, we end up stabbing something or setting one of our friends on fire and throwing her at the monster. That actually happened.
Papyrus: I just - I just pressed Enter!
"if you want more story to generate press enter without typing anything" okay I pressed enter!
it just keeps generating "I've - wuh"!
Wait, there's something different up there!
It's just "I've - I've." ._.
wuh
wuh
Drayo: be right back.
Papyrus: what
I think it's broken-
Papyrus: Future me, cue the jeopardy music.
Perfect.
Drayo: I'm back, what'd I miss?
Papyrus: You missed me saying "Dr. Doofenschmirtz is unable to feel emotions."
"I've - wuh" "I've - wuh" "I've - wuh"
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is confused. 
"I've - wuh" "I've - wuh" "I've - wuh"
and then I just typed in a giant stream of capital A's and it just said "The End".
Drayo: Oh ok XD
Papyrus: So I guess we're done for this one?
Drayo: Let's turn this into an anime. This would make a great anime.
Papyrus: waht
Drayo: I will animate that.
Papyrus: You will NOT animate that!
Drayo: yes I will >:)
Papyrus: All right, all right, all right, um, let's do horror this time
mansion or forest?
Drayo: I - I don't know the difference
Papyrus: Spooky mansion it is.
Drayo: We ARE what turns it into a horror game.
We just come in and stab everything, and then boom - horror.
*Papyrus reads the whole description thing*
Papyrus: what?
Drayo: A small group? A group of what?
Drayo: "stab somebody".
Okay. So there's a group of pirates... and I can't stab them. :(
Oh, I died
Papyrus: YOUR BODY TURNED TO DUST
Drayo: OH MA GOSH
*laughter*
Papyrus: I just typed in "Sans blasts everyone". What if I just keep the-
What if I keep the story going?
Keep the - The AI has no clue what to do ._.
Drayo: So now I'm a ghost that's stabbing everyone!
Papyrus: So that's a big improvement! *unintelligible*
Drayo: Over - what??
*both laugh*
Papyrus: I don't know. There's a guy with a hook and I figured if I could change it to Captain Hook it might-
Drayo: Literally - I have literally gone to heaven.
Papyrus: Uh, yeah you're dead.
Papyrus: "You close your eyes and feel a painless death"
I mean, you already felt the painful death before, from being stabbed, and then you were a ghost for a little while.
Drayo: Yea
I got stabbed and then I became a ghost and stabbed and killed everyone, and then I died again
*both laugh*
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. Can I just, like...
Papyrus: *unintelligible* The AI doesn't know what to say.
Drayo: That was strange.
Papyrus: What if I just try like to continue it from here? ...It doesn't know what to do from the end
Hold on what if I just like - "no"
"The End", and then the story itself just twists itself around. "No."
Wait, hold on
Okay
Let me just see if I can like legitimately have a conversation about this
Drayo: I feel like this is discount text adventures. Everybody go play Zork, by the way, it's ancient but you should play it.
Papyrus: Yeah, that is kind of what it is.
A good one. You're still the-
Drayo: "run out of batteries"??
Papyrus: The author's the main character living in a maze!
Papyrus: And apparently I run on batteries.
Drayo: Like bird agents, they recharge their batteries by sitting on power wires!
Papyrus: The battery for my game boy's almost dead!
Papyrus: Wait, so is the author just literally like a kid playing his game boy?
Drayo: What if I - what if I - what if I just, like, keep trying to turn it into Undertale?
"Undertale is hard for a beginner like me."
Uh, game boy isn't undertale
Drayo: Yeah, we need to start a new one and turn it into Undertale.
Papyrus: Where are we living now? Now what? Now Papyrus comes out of nowhere!
Papyrus:No, I haven't! I've been to HEAVEN and back again. You lie, you lied! I went to heaven!
Drayo: I stabbed Flowey.
Papyrus: wait-
Papyrus: So we fell under, so we went to heaven and then we fell to the Underground, which is apparently also heck.
Drayo: Okay, wonderful.
Now I'm going to the ruins.
screeching?
Papyrus: Okay. Okay here hold up. Hold up, okay
Drayo: Did somebody murder - DUSTTALE INTENSIFIES!
Papyrus: Wait, okay. I want to see if I can incorporate - incorporating - corporeal? Incorporate Toriel. Um
Papyrus: y o u  h a v e  s i n n e d,  m y  c h i l d.
NO I DON'T WANNA SHOOT TORIEL D:
Papyrus: No, no, I don't want to shoot Toriel! Kill! Kill! Kill! 
Drayo: "Kill Drayocat"? XD
Papyrus: Where'd this come from??
Drayo: "murder Toriel".
Papyrus: "You proceed to strangle Toriel."
I go over and just throttle you.
Drayo: Papyrus' WINGS????
Papyrus: Wait, what? Hold up, uh-
Drayo: Oh my goodness I did - it actually is accurate!
Papyrus: I typed in "Papyrus's head falls off".
"That was a bad ending" No, it was a - hold up, let me see if I can set this thing straight.
"No, that was a great...
Papyrus: ending."
Drayo: It's a great ending when murder happens!
Papyrus: "YOU DIDN'T KILL THE RIGHT BROTHER"!!!!
Papyrus: WE NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL SANS BEFORE HE BECOMES A POWERFUL DEMON!
"You killed the baddy - that's Papyrus - but you left his brother alive!"
You need to go back in time and kill Sans before Sans becomes a powerful demon!
Drayo: After the recording, we're turning this into an Undertale AU.
Papyrus: It's time-travelling Dusttale!
It's like literally just Sans but he has like a time travel machine, and he also made a deal with literally Satan.
Drayo: That's great!
Stay determined, watch out for birds, and enjoy your next 24 hours!
Yes, I am stealing another YouTuber's joke and turning it into my outro now.
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thanks for watching this mess
