the most infamous minecraft player in
all of history has challenged me towards
you rather I listed in your noob we have
our first question would you rather die
from raining lava or a ginormous slime
do not choose the wrong question here
okay
slim no not slim this is not the Slim
Jim commercial for the beef jerky the
noob is gonna noob ladies and gentlemen
no matter what she do I am Chuck wait a
second wait a second the giant slime is
much larger than we had originally
anticipated ladies and gentlemen wow I
didn't see that one coming raining lava
deals barely any damage who would have
thought giant slimes would deal more
damage nuba that is what you get for not
breaking through your deathbed I listen
to your noob I'm going to let you decide
which one you can read this okay how
about you type this one out come on
don't be don't be scared noob go and
read it out come on the noob refuses he
has a microphone guys but I've never
heard him speak in my entire life but
one of these days he is going to do it
listen here nuke if this video gets
200,000 likes you have to talk in our
next video deal let's see what he says
it's a big drumroll please oh it's not a
yes that means ladies and gentlemen
label icon this video I want to hear the
noobs voice is it dorky is it cute what
if it really do blog leash alright he's
gonna go choose dirt I am going to
choose the lava parkour ladies and
gentlemen oh yeah dude okay noob how
long is it gonna take you oh dude yo
this is actually very difficult dirt
parkour oh I'm a little bit worried for
the noob ladies and gentlemen I don't
know this is gonna be very easy Oh
real talk though this lava parkour be
mad hot and spicy anytime you've gotta
know magma jumps man it's a little bit
difficult to do but I think we get oh my
gosh of course there would be fire in my
fart corn as well would it be lava bark
or without breast of getting set on fire
now what it ladies and gentlemen oh I
can just skip that jump Oh big jump look
at these guys tearing this up ladies and
gentlemen that the me to the finish line
just give me a few more moments over
here oh look at these look at these
moves
look at these filthy lava moves last
jump ladies and gentlemen
wait the noob has managed to complete
one two three four five six blocks are
you kidding me right now are you even
trying part coordinates are yes parkour
is supposed to be hard noob
it's not supposed to be easy next one
mr. noob is would you rather fight an
iron golem or a snow golem and we do
have armor don't forget to put your
armor on put your armor on noob you lost
it how did you lose your armor idk are
you kidding okay you know what just
choose okay I would rather go do try to
protect the noob guys should I go in hey
what is it
hey don't choose for me what do you
think you are you think you're my mom
you ain't my mom my mom is way more
beautiful venue is I will choose the
iron golem you can choose the snow golem
I feel like this is gonna be a disaster
for the new bows something is very bad
is about they have oh my goodness
gracious
you think iron golems could stop V
Preston no chance bro especially got
full diamond armor these guys are gonna
be easy peasy although I got a mint snow
golems might have been the play here
snow golems don't even deal any damage
what for once the noob decides to pick
the right would you rather I love
snowman he says doesn't air new it
doesn't snow in Texas okay I've seen
snow like four times no don't break the
glass what are you doing you're really
trying to fight me right now when I'm
wearing full diamond gear the timing so
hard moving on to the next would you
rather would you rather have an army of
zombies or have an army of spiders now
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the
noob is going to choose a'm be because
he hate spiders types and the chat that
spiders are scary do don't be like that
man oh gosh wait we have to fight them
wait we have to fight them or do they
fight each other who's gonna win
zombies are spiders ladies and gentlemen
put your backs in the comments right now
I have a feeling oh my gosh yo so the
new book chooses right again this has
got to be some kind of would you rather
beginners like there's no way he knew
that zombies were gonna kill spiders I
didn't even know that zombies are more
stronger than spiders alrighty I'm
Rachel don't lose your cool Preston I'm
gonna keep my cool would you rather run
from zombies with slowness for
or chased by zombies that have speed for
I think I'm gonna go with the speed for
zombies I don't think the new could
handle this personally I think I
actually have a pretty good chance at
surviving this uh okay maybe I don't
have a chance
maybe I don't I take you back dude I
take it back bro oh this is dangers
actually though since I've got the full
diamond armor the zombies barely deal
any damage
I see the noob just spamming a jet
listen ooh I cannot help you right now I
am dealing with my own zombies currently
and they are very deadly and very
destructive holy guacamole hmm no I'm
gonna die no no I cannot die I need to
beat the new that one would you rather
come on president I'm running up sprint
and broad sprint and wait the noob is he
did you guys see that he was literally
in a circle waiting for the zombies to
kill him noob you're supposed to fight
back with your diamond sword finally the
last baby zombie ladies a jet stop it
stop it why are you not using your
diamond sword I let you win
you didn't let anybody win you literally
didn't even do anything are you kidding
me you know what because you just did
that I'm going to do this you deserve
that but you can make fun of me I miss
her noob let's see how lucky you are on
this one would you rather steal food
from a panda or a polar bear I'm gonna
let the noob juice cuz I know which one
is more deadly don't tell the new but
polar bears are much more deadly than
pandas what is a polar bear have you
never watched a movie ever I've got a
lot of patience for a Preston but I
don't have enough patience to deal with
the new board dude 3 bar is he cute uh
sure
yes he's very cute totally harmless yeah
won't do any damage to you totally not
ok noob let's see if you chose right
hello dude he's gonna get whacked bro
look at the polar bears they died like
three of your pandas even deal damage
yes oh ok well I do not remember pandas
dealing this much damage
when did pandas become so so mean in
Minecraft is it because I catch them
here for the video ok pandas
I don't remember pandas being this
difficult we're gonna be says they are
cute though they are not cute you just
died
to pull their bears and you're calling
them cute they just hit you through the
glass that wasn't me that was the polar
bears the polar bears are so
you really want to do this again if you
ever try to BVB me I promise you there
is gonna be no competition would you
rather fight girl 1 2 3 4 or TB in our
life oh this is a difficult question
either you've got to fight my wife or
fight your girlfriend oh my gosh you're
really gonna fight my wife Brooke you
are going to lose the Briana I hope she
bops your dude oh look at this girl 1 2
3 4 I like how there's three Briana's
but there's only two girl one two three
fours barely knows that even swing your
sword ladies and gentlemen oh this is
just too easy like stealing candy from a
baby
Lube why did you not put on your diamond
gear this is the second time he has
somehow lost the diamond gear that is
placed into his inventory
who would you rather be turned into a
blue slime or a red slime wait wait I've
still got my why's Briana lingering is
she gonna attack me uh we've got some I
don't like to do this to my oh oh wait a
second we are red slimes why did you
choose the same slime as me you plan but
I was busy trying to remove the fake
Briana's and then he decided to choose
the same slime as ray are you really
gonna kill me your no I would have
definitely chosen the other slimes by
the way just saying red slime noop you
really want to do this to me you're
really gonna do this okay that's it new
you've you've gone too far
I am sending the newb into the space as
a red slime look how slow he's going
he's like levitating so slow for a slime
I can't send your dad okay fine you want
to go down here I will send you down
effect clear noob one two three four
that where'd he go oh he did die I you
told me to let you down noob
that wasn't my fault you did not
understand the laws of gravity
alright noob lift it up would you rather
fight the other with a special diamond
sword or an emerald sword ooh I don't
know I feel like I do knowing the
newbies ice cream tank tops are out for
the summer look at out legit these are
go pick yours up right now at Preston
Styles Calm good news over do I really
want
back on mice Wow let's see it let's see
a new I don't see it let's see come on
I even check are you even trunk let
engine even in me one dime I we've got
another would you rather coming in would
you rather be turned into pro one two
three four or noobs girlfriend you would
rather be the pro than your own
girlfriend okay I will turn into girl
one two three four you could become pro
one two three four I think he's just
excited because he's never been good at
Minecraft before oh look it up he's got
diamonds oh this is disgusting guys look
at this I literally have nothing but
dirt blocks and a wooden pickaxe I think
nuke knew that his girlfriend is even
more newbie than he is and that's why I
didn't want to become her I'm telling
you I feel like the noob is starting to
actually develop some form of brains I
don't like it would you rather find 10
skeletons or Tim creepers okay I think
the pneuma scared of creepers so he's
gonna choose skeletons but technically
here dude creepers are always easier to
kill than skeletons what's he gonna
choose I will literally force put this
arm thank you I am going to force put on
the rest of your armor if you don't do
it no no don't give me the duck why
would you give me the diamond gear you
put the -- you need the diamond get
ladies and gentlemen please I just I
asked you a great favor if you see a red
subscribe button please make it grain
enable the Bell notification so one day
noob can grow a fully functional brain
just go choose your just choose I'm
going for creepers okay I mean look at
this you can just make the creepers
Chain Reaction blow themselves up I've
literally got four creepers that deal
look at that over there noob is going to
die in the blink of an eye
imagine going it gives that many
skeletons you have enchanted boughs look
at the skeletons you look at these bows
there's an obsidian armor skeleton oh
that's gonna be coming later you guys
just got a sneak peak you weren't
supposed to see that so would you rather
steal diamonds or emeralds from a chest
noob he's going for the diamonds I'm
gold for the emeralds come on scoop
scoop scoop give me these emeralds baby
gimme these emeralds Oh Oh angered the
zombies hold on this was not supposed to
happen ladies and gentlemen this is a
new turn of events all the new gut dogs
he got killer dogs oh this is so bad
bro dude this zombie stole my emerald I
cannot help you nu nu Blitzen you are
just gonna have to deal with that by
yourself man I still got four zombies to
take on out okay now that we have dealt
with the zombies and the dogs would you
rather be swarmed in green particles or
yellow particles I'm gonna go yellow no
I'm I'm choosing yellow yellow is mine
you can have green no don't you come
over here
that's right can't take a walk mister
noob take a walk oh no I chose wrong the
green particles give you emeralds from
the sky and the gold are the yellow
particles only give you gold ok noob
would you rather be able to mind-control
mobs or turn into different mobs I'm
gonna choose mind control because I feel
like the mind control you could do so
much more
the mob target okay give me this oh look
at this I right-click the spider now all
the other mobs are killing it oh wait a
second this gives me an idea ladies and
gentlemen wait the nubbins become an
inner dragon kill the Ender Dragon mobs
well I wasn't able to target him oh this
is bad this is bad don't do a new don't
do it okay we'll be back right after
this special masters ladies and
gentlemen oh this is a big one guys
would you rather die from dirt or die
from grapple I have a feeling he is
going to cheat I knew it dude he chooses
dirt immediately any time the newpsies
dirt it's like when a fly sees a light
and it flies toward only when a moth
sees a lamp in a job oh gosh oh no look
at you knew you didn't even manage the
dodge the dirt bro come on I think I am
oh I dodge the gravel I'm the king we
finally chose something better than the
new let's go baby
would you rather die from a creeper
explosion or a gas explosion I don't
even know what a gas explosion looks
like you're gonna choose gas really you
no no no you you go into the creeper
you're gonna go creeper whether you like
it or not noob you're going to stay
there okay okay we're both going
creepers
literally dibs exploded immediately No
check me out baby I could've died in
Attalla Pina look at goobers I would you
rather chop down pin oak trees with a
pickaxe or break 10 diamond ores with an
axe
I would rather I guess I'd rather chop
ten oak trees with a pickaxe to be
completely honest with you I don't know
how long it takes of mine with a an axe
I'm pretty sure if I use my fist it's
the same speed oh dude I don't really
use that with one diamond block could
even finish one yet wait would you add
that the navigate through a lava maze or
a dirt maze lava maze easy peasy lemon
squeezy ladies and gentlemen come on if
you get to one of my videos in the first
60 minutes you have a chance to have
your comment featured here on the screen
so make it to a brand new video as fast
as possible Oh Oh who's gonna finish
first who's gonna finish first should he
give you guys a little bit of a spoiler
it's definitely gonna be me and if it's
not I may or may not have the uninstall
Minecraft oh shoot where do I go where
do I stay Pistons running into dead ends
Preston I lost you know new bet is the
first time you've ever managed to spell
my name correctly without a typo I'm
actually very proud of you
oh I did it let's go baby
would you rather have a pet cat or a pet
wolf people are gonna hate me right now
I'm not much of a cat person I'm more of
a dog guy
a wolf is kind of like a dog but also
way cooler I mean look at this the
Wolves will attack the skeletons and
defend you your cats literally did
nothing go would defend your master
brothers can we get a small clap for
these dogs and their noble service would
you rather fight each other with loyal
tridents or fireballs to Ryden steve's
loyal trident look at this you could
just heat them and they coming right
back here we go come on the way from the
throw fire ball I mean I'm gonna hit it
back at him come on
okay noob you're about to kill yourself
noop stop what do you do no no no I will
not let you kill yourself I am gonna be
the person to take you out of his world
go oh would you rather teleporter
with inner pearls or fly around with it
a light rock I don't think the noob can
handle in a light truck oh I've got a
feeling guys the noobs gonna pick
enderpearls
because he's never been able to
successfully kill an Enderman yet look
at this oh dude this is so much better
bro
this is so much better being able to fly
like this in real life would be so cool
oh there's a book oh my gosh I didn't
even know there was a completion
button up here come on you try to eat it
into prole try to nut it new oh okay
what did I tell you what did I say would
you rather wear Preston Styles fire
armor or bedrock armor bruh
Preston Styles all day everyday wearing
a smile fire t-shirt right now by the
way yeah there we go whoo what's gonna
be stronger oh this is only leather gear
though oh but it sets the mobs on fire
as soon as they damage me I'm literally
taking almost no damage
oh no but my Preston Styles gear is kind
of weak oh no the durability is not very
strong Oh Weaver we had zombies dying oh
my gosh no no no my elbow just broke oh
no oh no oh no oh yeah okay you
literally just brought your zombies over
here dude nothing it it up look at this
I am keeping my preston leather chest
play I've never taken this up I'm gonna
keep this on for the rest of my videos
for eternity you're trying to break my
Preston place chest plate you broke my
Preston place jazz plays oh oh okay
that's it how about the slash kill
command that's what you get
would you rather eat waffles or pizza
dude this is the easiest question you're
gonna really do this to me right he's
gonna go pizza yo I was gonna go pizza
you copied me noob you totally copied me
yo this pizza looks sick in a perfect
world view choose both but I think I
would rather live off pizza than live
off of waffles if you punch me one more
time - I'm gonna lose my shrimp Oh
would you rather kill a giant with a god
sword or a god bow bro
always the god sword 99% of the time you
knew but you're going to they got newbie
you don't know how to shoot a bow noob
you're not gonna okay the noob no no if
you shoot it up you are gonna kill
yourself with the arrow coming down god
sword time baby yo the god sword Loki
they'll ate the God sword I'm dying
No what you think that supposed to be a
god sword is this the after
act of my god sword what is happening
right now how is the noob doing oh the
noob is also wait that's the new me
shooting me with his new no you are
breaking my Terra oh my god I just want
shot the new you broke my would you
rather back ladies and gentleman while I
am cleaning up this mess from the noob
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