Wait, wait.
Wait, wait!
Chuck me a stick.
[gasping]
Unless I'm tripping, I do believe
we got the iCarly crew at this gig,
fresh off the Internet.
[cheering]
- Sam, right?
- Uh-huh.
- And you're calling out Rex.
- Mhm.
Momma gonna take a puppet down!
What!
[gasping]
He doesn't like to be called a puppet.
No, no, no.
It's cool. It's cool.
But let's see if
you can beat this puppet.
Puppet.
[gasping]
[music playing]
♪ Yeah, I'm hot
But I ain't takin' this back ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody knows
That chicks can't rap ♪
[gasping]
♪ I'm so cool I make thermometers drop ♪
♪ But with my lyrics so hot
I make thermometers pop ♪
♪ 'Cause me, I always get things poppin' ♪
♪ And you, should stick to shoppin' ♪
[gasping]
♪ I battle better
But they all came and went ♪
♪ Face it Sam, you're the opening act
And I'm the main event ♪
[cheering]
Your turn, Laverne.
Back up, Shirley.
[gasping]
All right!
Po-po-pop it up!
[music playing]
Yeah!
[cheering]
Yeah!
♪ Oh, how cute a little rappin' puppet ♪
♪ Sike, you're more like
A rejected Muppet ♪
[gasping]
♪ And I'm so famous,
You can find my name in a blog ♪
♪ But, not you homie
Rex is a name of a dog ♪
[cheering]
♪ Move over hippie
If you expect my respect ♪
♪ Want me to think you the bomb ♪
♪ When you get all your clothes
At Tween Pants dot com ♪
[gasping]
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
♪ Well too bad lil' Rex
All I can say is "Sorry Charlie" ♪
♪ 'Cause your freestyle ain't nothing
Compared to iCarly ♪
[cheering]
♪  They all heard you rappin'
And they was like "Meh" ♪
♪ And then I showed up
And everybody's like "yeah" ♪
♪ So face it Rex, you couldn't even rap ♪
♪ If I stapled his lips
And took his hand out yo back ♪
[gasping]
[cheering]
Yeah!
[cheering]
All right.
I'm somewhat offended.
[laughing]
But I admit...
Momma's got rhyme.
[cheering]
All right, all right.
OK, um...
This is a song for the birthday girl.
[cheering]
I'll be singing with
my good friend here, Tori Vega.
- Love her!
- We love you, Tori!
[cheering]
Happy birthday, Hope.
[cheering]
And thank you for that reaction.
[laughing]
OK...
And let me say, it's a huge honor
for us to perform in the same room
as Mr. Shawn Quincy.
[cheering]
- A man--
- Oh, just sing it!
[laughing]
[music playing]
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ All my attention baby ♪
♪ My extra time ♪
♪ There's nothing I won't give you
Girl, if you were mine ♪
♪ Six million times I'm thinking ♪
♪ About your face ♪
♪ You know I'm crazy for you
Let me count the ways ♪
♪ Too many girls I'm chasing ♪
♪ I had my fun
My fun ♪
♪ But all the time was wasting
Girl you know that you're the one ♪
♪ It's a countdown to your love ♪
♪ My number one, girl ♪
♪ It's a countdown, falling fast ♪
♪ Don't think I'm gonna last now.
♪ Wait a minute, wait a minute ♪
♪ Wait a minute, yeah ♪
♪ Wait a minute, wait a minute ♪
♪ Wait a minute, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ten, you're beautiful
Nine, you're amazing ♪
♪ Eight, you're contagious
Every time I look at you ♪
♪ Six, you're a star
Five, who you are ♪
♪ Four, three who you wanna be
Don't you know that I want you too ♪
♪ You're the one, yeah
You're the one, yeah ♪
♪ You're the one, yeah
You're the one, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, you're the one ♪
♪ It's a countdown to your love ♪
♪ You're my number one girl ♪
♪ It's a countdown fallin' fast ♪
♪ Don't think I'm gonna last now ♪
♪ It's a countdown to your love ♪
♪ You're my number one girl ♪
♪ It's a countdown fallin' fast ♪
♪ Don't think I'm gonna last now ♪
♪Wait a minute, wait a minute ♪
♪ Wait a minute, yeah ♪
♪Wait a minute, wait a minute ♪
♪ Wait a minute, yeah ♪
♪Wait a minute, wait a minute ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
[cheering]
