WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
I'M JORDAN CARLOS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE!"
AND I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO LEARN
ABOUT SHARKS
AND HAVE SOME FUN,
BUT ALSO LEARN,
BUT ALSO HAVE SOME FUN,
BUT ALSO LEARN...
BUT ALSO HAVE SOME FUN.
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Narrator: IT'S 18 DAYS
TILL SHARK WEEK.
TIME TO THROW A SADDLE
ON A SHARK
AND RIDE IT LIKE YOU'RE SOME
KIND OF WEIRD UNDERWATER COWBOY.
ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF
"THE DAILY BITE!"
WE CELEBRATE THE 30 GLORIOUS
YEARS OF SHARK WEEK BITES
AND CHECK IN
WITH THE NEW YORK AQUARIUM.
THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE!"
YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I LIKE
BEING ON CAMERA,
UNFORTUNATELY,
WE GOT TO CUT AWAY FROM ME
FROM TIME TO TIME.
SADLY, THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
PLEASE ENJOY...
WHATEVER THIS IS.
YOU'LL BE BACK.
I JUST TOOK MY GLASSES OFF.
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Man: THIS CAGE IS SPECIFICALLY
BUILT WITH BARS ON EVERY SIDE
EXCEPT THE FRONT,
WHICH IS ALL PLEXIGLASS,
SO WHEN I JUMP IN THERE
AND FLOAT OUT 30, 40 YARDS,
I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE AN EASY
TARGET FOR THESE SHARKS.
MAN #2: Holy [bleep]!
He just jumped up the cage.
[Bleep]! Get him out of there!
Get him out of there!
Man: IT'S A TRICKY SCENARIO
'CAUSE WE NEED THE SHARK
CLOSE ENOUGH TO BOAT
TO PUT THE FIN CAM ON,
BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
THAT IT KNOCKS US IN.
Man #2: OH, [BLEEP]!
THERE HE IS.
BITING THE ROPE.
-THAT'S NOT GOOD.
-GET THE ROPE.
-GET THE ROPE.
-HOLD ON TIGHT!
INDISTINCT TALKING ]
ARGH! MAN.
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HOLY...
I AM WAY TOO AFRAID
OF COMMITMENT
TO EVER GET A TATTOO,
BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED
HUNDREDS OF FANS
ALL OVER THE INTERNET
FROM GETTING SHARK WEEK
IMMORTALIZED ON THEIR BODIES.
TAKE A LOOK.
I HAVE SCARS, OKAY,
SO DON'T JUDGE ME
FOR BEING CLEAN SKIN.
I CAN FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT.
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WITH ALL THOSE "TEEFAS,"
YOU'D THINK SHARK DENTISTS
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
TURNS OUT,
THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING.
WHO KNEW?
NOT ME.
TO FIX THAT,
AND INCREASE MY KNOWLEDGE
IN GENERAL,
LET'S WATCH THIS.
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HERE'S A FEW "DAILY BITE!"
CONSERVATION TIPS JUST FOR YOU.
YOU CAN JOIN YOUR LOCAL
NEIGHBORHOOD
OR BEACH CLEAN-UP.
YOU CAN ELIMINATE
SINGLE-USE PLASTICS,
LIKE STRAWS AND UTENSILS.
YOU CAN ALWAYS JOIN
YOUR LOCAL AQUARIUM
AND BE A VOLUNTEER.
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ANOTHER EPISODE "IN THE CAN."
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS,
BUT I DO KNOW IT MEANS
WE'RE DONE WITH THIS SHOW,
BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW
FOR ANOTHER EPISODE --
WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY END UP
IN "ZE CAN."
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I THINK I GOT THAT RIGHT.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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