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- Welcome to Good Mythical More.
we're gonna get into some GMM conspiracy
theories with a few crew members.
- QTMBA, it's a question
that must be answered.
The question that must be answered is,
would you rather have sticky
fingers or sticky toes?
- Um, well, I think
sticky toes because then
I could use the stickiness
of the toes when I want
by removing unsticky socks and shoes.
- Right, because you could hide it.
- Whereas wearing gloves
all the time is like,
- Makes you a weirdo.
- Who's that gloved man?
Is he a criminal?
- Right.
(laughter)
- I mean, I would definitely
be into rock climbing.
- I think we've definitively
answered that one,
but you can post your answer with #QTMBA.
- Prove me wrong.
Alright.
- Come on in, crews.
- Um, so, on this card, guys, I have
some conspiracy theories that are
circulating around in the...
The Mythical Beastom.
Oh, so you're gonna sit
here next to me, huh?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
It had to happen this way.
- Do you want to switch?
- You're what?
- I said it had to happen this way.
- Before that you said I'm-
- No, I'm actually not, but.
(laughter)
- That's right, Jen.
Stand your ground, Jen.
- This could be the place where
we become friends again, Jen.
Over the past I don't know how long
it's been, but my face still hurts.
There's been all types
of stuff launched at me.
- I feel like I can still
see the flower bank lines.
- You close your eyes,
put your head on your
pillow every night, and what do you see?
- I see me whipping a flower at your face.
- Okay.
- Thanks for that, Jen.
- I've watched it back and there's
a redemptive quality to
the entertainment value.
So, you know what?
I just want to put it behind us.
- Okay.
- And move forward.
The cupcake, on the other
hand, was insult to injury.
Alright.
So let me run these by you guys.
Rhett and Link are Siamese twins
that were separated at the butt.
We're not making this up.
This comes from you.
And we got tattoos to
cover our surgical scars.
Well the tattoo part is true.
We have tattoos on our butts.
That is well documented.
- You're really considering it.
(laughter)
- YouTuber Midnight Barbershop said quote
they're approximately the same
age but different birthdays.
Slightly different ages,
that sort of thing.
What if I told you these two guys
might be conjoined Siamese twins at birth?
- Well if we were conjoined
twins, we would be the same age.
They're similar in age.
I mean, they were born like
one in '77, one in '78.
They could be twins.
- He goes on to say,
he or she.
This is from another person.
How is that even possible?
Let me tell you.
Oh. No, it is the same person.
They lying.
Not conjoined anymore.
Obviously they were separated.
My idea is that these guys,
they were born one set of parents.
They were conjoined.
They were attached at birth.
Where were they attached?
By the butts.
- This isn't very sophisticated.
- This is real.
- This is not sophisticated.
- We have a video of this?
It says video clip.
- Attached at the butt.
Well if they were attached at the butt,
they'd have scars, right?
They could just whip down their
pants and say oh look, no scars.
Yeah right.
A few years ago in a video
I'll link in the description,
they got butt tattoos
of their wives' names.
Why would they get butt tattoos?
To cover up the scars
where they were separated.
That's why.
(laughter)
- That's why.
- Now that I've seen the
video, I'm convinced.
(laughter)
- For a second I thought that
was you playing a character.
It's like there's a similar face shape
and it was like, it could
have been an older video.
Wow, yeah. I wouldn't
have read all of this
if I'd have known the
video explained it all
because that was much more compelling
than me reading it with a cynical tone.
- Right.
- We've got one about my best friend Jen.
Okay.
Have you heard this?
- No.
- There's a theory that when
Jen was out of town for a week
and her assistant had to
take over mail with Jen
that Jen was missing
because she was pregnant.
- Well that's true.
- I got a little one at home.
- And you have an
assistant, which is awesome.
- That is the most
preposterous part of this.
- And now the assistant is the child.
- Wow. Full circle.
- That's not a very good assistant.
- And we have video of this one, too.
- Videos of the live birth.
(laughter)
- We have a live streaming
footage of the birth.
We don't have footage.
- Oh I was, okay.
- So you are saying this is real?
This is true?
- I was sent these comments by Becca
that they were convinced that Candice
at the time had to take over mail with Jen
because I left for, I was
gone for like two mails
and I had to go home to give birth.
(laughter)
- The old two week gestation.
(laughter)
Canadians have a two week gestation.
- Yeah.
- It's so cold.
- Here's another theory.
Theory that Morgan.
- Uh oh.
- Where's Morgan?
There he is.
Hiding back there.
A theory that Morgan only
does this job for fun
and is actually a famous actor.
His real name is Morgan Morgan.
(laughter)
- Now, I'm familiar with this
one because I made it up.
(laughter)
- Well back it up, then.
- How'd you get it started?
- Morgan Morgan?
- We talked about this
one over the summer.
Mike and I, we did an
episode of GMM and, I mean,
Morgan, he's a good looking guy, you know?
He spends a lot of time here.
It's almost like he would
do the job for free.
He really enjoys himself here.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's got kind of that actor,
celebrity quality about him.
- He does.
- Little mysterious, too.
- It's like that, what do they say
in the Jumangi movie when
they were making fun of-
- The smolder.
- The Morgan smolder.
- Morgan's got-
- The Morgan smolder.
(laughter)
- Morgan's got a smolder.
- This is less of a conspiracy.
- He doesn't want to come out here.
We put a mic on you, Morgan.
You've got to defend yourself.
- That's the whole mysterious thing, man.
That's what he's got going on.
- [Morgan] I've got no
comment about this situation.
- Mr. Morgan Morgan.
- No comments.
I feel like I've seen him in a movie.
- That's what you would expect.
- Why does it feel like
I've seen you in a movie?
Nope, you were cut.
What was it?
- Scream 4.
Cocky student.
- We're gonna keep bringing that up.
- Please.
Yeah, let's do that.
- There's a theory that
Rhett's beard is fake.
On Reddit, Morgany Bony.
- Now Morgan's spreading rumors.
(laughter)
Throwing people off his scent.
- I think after these few
episodes comparing to last week
we have proof that Rhett
definitively shaved his beard
and is now wearing a fake one.
This proves what I've
been saying all along.
The first few weeks
this season were filmed
before the break slash
beard shave and the episodes
starting this week were
filmed after the break.
I honestly don't mind that
he is using slash wearing
a fake beard, but I am also
super interested to see what he
looks like now with no beard
versus when he was a teenager.
Wow.
- [Rhett] I mean,
that beard on the right
doesn't look that fake.
(laughter)
Especially not at the like, the top of the
cheek line where you can see the glue.
- [Alex] It like flares out.
- [Link] The look on your face.
- [Jen] You just look upset
that you are in that photo.
- That was a rough time for me.
- So what are you saying?
- Well, I mean.
If this person had-
No, of course it was not fake.
Of course I would never
do something like that.
I would never shave my beard
for another project that we had
and then wear a fake beard
in public and on this show
for an extended period of time.
What kind of idiot would do that?
(laughter)
- I believe you.
There's a theory that Chase
is related to both me and you.
- Rat.
Oh, he's right here.
(laughter)
- Have you heard about this?
- I have, yeah.
It all goes back to when I
said that you guys can't get
a job at GMM cause you can only
work here through nepotism.
And then people-
- You said that on the show?
- I did, which, you know,
I guess gave it away, but.
- Yeah.
Gave it away.
- People have done, I
think I've seen a couple
photo shops of like me as your baby.
- Alex, you behind those too?
- Uh...
No.
- You're strictly Morgan.
- Morgan Morgan famous actor guy.
That's it.
Morgan Morgan famous actor.
- Well.
- So that would make us related.
Or the parents of Chase.
- Right.
The Siamese twin thing.
- That's it.
- Maybe we were connected
at the Chase, not the butt.
Who's the third brother?
Do you have a butt tattoo?
- Not that you know of.
- And finally there's a theory
on Rhett and Link community.
The post says is Rhett related to
a friend of John Wilkes Booth?
- Just a friend?
- J.C. on December 2, 2011.
We dug this one way up.
Way back.
We dug deep.
Yesterday in my U.S. history class
we were watching a movie
about Lincoln being killed
and they talked about John Wilkes Booth
and his gang that helped
him with the idea.
One of the people was
named Michael O'Laughlen.
Michael O'Laughlen.
I thought nothing of it until
they showed a picture of him.
This is his picture.
I saw that and I was amazed.
Could this really be Rhett's ancestor?
And I find it somewhat odd
that he was with Booth on
killing Lincoln and he has a
best friend that goes by Link.
(laughter)
Anyone else find this cool?
You better watch out, Link.
- Those are two different
names, though, to be clear.
- Yeah, but they're probably derivatives.
But I think that the Mick
O'Laughlen was probably already-
My Mick O'Laughlens were
already using Mick O'Laughlen.
- He doesn't really
look like you that much.
I'll tell you, of all the
pictures of other people
on the internet that look
like you and there are plenty.
Not to make you feel unspecial.
But that ain't one of them.
- The two that are the
most convincing and have
convinced me from time to
time are the Super Cuts guy.
The guy in some of the Super Cuts ads.
I'd say-
- Print ads?
- Once a day I get somebody
who'll send me this.
Is this you?
Yes, it is me.
(laughter)
I'm Super Cuts guy.
And the Blue Cross Blue Shields billboards
that are up right now, that's also me.
- I haven't seen those.
