WE'VE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME
THAT DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A FAN
OF BEING CRITICIZED BY HIS
ENEMIES, IT MAKES HIM ALL
EMOTIONAL, BUT WE ALSO HAVE NEW
EVIDENCE NOW THAT HE CAN'T TAKE
BEING CRITICIZED THE PEOPLE
TAKING THE TIME OUT OF THEIR
LIVES TO VOLUNTEER FOR HIM.
HERE
ARE SOME EXCERPTS FROM THE
CONTRACT HE MAKES HIS VOLUNTEERS
SIGN, WHICH PREVIOUSLY EARLIER
THIS YEAR WAS SIMPLY FOR PEOPLE
WHO ACTUALLY WORK AT HIS
HEADQUARTERS AND THINGS LIKE
THAT, OF THE FEW HE ACTUALLY
HAS.
NOW INVOLVES ONLINE
VOLUNTEERS AS WELL.
SO IF YOU
SIMPLY SIGN ON UNLINED TO DO
PHONE BANKING FOR HIM, HERE ARE
SOME THINGS THAT ARE REQUIRED OF
YOU --
ALL TIMES THEREAFTER
LITERALLY MEANS UNTIL THE
STARS DIE AND THE LIGHT OF THE
UNIVERSE GOES AWAY --
BY 
THE WAY, YOU CANNOT DO
THAT.
YOU CAN'T STOP YOUR
EMPLOYEES FROM HARASSING OR
DISPARAGING HIM.
OR TALKING.
BUT THE IDEA THAT IF YOU DO
ONLINE PHONE BANKING, FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU CANNOT
RESIZE ERIC TRUMP'S TRUMP LINE
--
AND
THIS HAS NO PRECEDENT, NOWHERE.
YOU MUST HAVE VOLUNTEERED --
I VOLUNTEERED ON CONGRESSIONAL
CAMPAIGNS.
ED KOCH, PAUL WELLSTONE MIKE
DUKAKIS -- DUKAKIS I WAS PAID
FOR, THAT WAS A JOB, BUT NEVER
DID YOU HAVE TO SIGN A PLEDGE
THAT LIFETIME OR EVEN TEMPORARY,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT, IT'S UNREAL.
THERE IS ANOTHER INTERESTING
THING, IN THE DEFINITION
SECTION THEY HAVE CONFIDENTIAL
INFORMATION, AND LOOK AT
THE WAY DONALD TRUMP DEFINES
CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION --
JUMP AHEAD TO THE NEXT
GRAPHIC, YOU WILL SEE AN
IDEA OF HOW MUCH THAT
ENCOMPASSES --
IF YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING
ABOUT HIS TAXES, HE CONSIDERS
THAT CONFIDENTIAL SO IT BECOMES
CONFIDENTIAL --
ALMOST ALL OF THIS BY THE WAY
IS PROTECTING DISPARAGEMENT
AGAINST HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS,
JUST LIKE WHEN HE WAS ON THE
COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST, HE'S OKAY
WITH MOST SORT OF CRITICISM, BUT
YOU CAN'T ATTACK HIS BUSINESS OR
WEALTH, HE CAN'T TAKE THAT.
IT
ALSO THEN GOES ON TO PERSONAL
LIFE, POLITICAL AFFAIRS, IT
DOESN'T SAY PERSONAL AFFAIRS,
BUT I ASSUME HE PROBABLY
INCLUDES THAT TOO.
WHAT IS
INTERESTING IS THAT THESE ARE
ONLINE VOLUNTEERS.
I'M NOT EVEN
SURE -- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS,
I'M NOT A LAWYER, BUT I DON'T
THINK IN GENERAL THAT FOR UNPAID
WORK YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE SIGN
THE MOST BROAD NDAs THAT STRETCH
UNTIL THEY EXPIRE.
IF THOSE PEOPLE WANT TO DO
THAT, YOU ARE A VOLUNTEER AND
YOU WANT TO DO THAT, AGAIN, YOU
WERE JUST A MORON.
IF YOU WANT
TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC I GUESS I
CAN'T STOP YOU EITHER, IT'S
LIKE, GO AHEAD.
THESE ARE LOYALTY PLEDGES,
BASICALLY.
THIS IS VERY RIGHT-WINGY.
VERY, AND THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE
SAY, THE MOST RIGHT-WINGY
THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT TRUMP,
THAT HE WANTS TO BE A DICTATOR.
BASICALLY OVER THOUGHT CRIME.
THAT'S WHAT GETS PEOPLE TO
SIGN LOYALTY PLEDGES.
LOSER DONALD.
THEY LOOKED INTO
IT AND WHILE I DON'T DOUBT THAT
OTHER CAMPAIGNS WOULD LIKE TO DO
THIS SORT OF THING, BECAUSE
NOBODY LIKES TO BE CRITICIZED
ONLINE ESPECIALLY DURING AN
ELECTION, AS OF NOW HILLARY DOES
NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF AGREEMENT
FOR ONLINE OR PHONE VOLUNTEERS.
BUT NOW THAT THE IDEAS OUT
THERE, WE WILL SEE IF SHE DOES.
