Good question.
Let's see.
Infoseek,
WebCrawler,
oh, HotBot.
Okay, literally
any other topic.
All right.
How did you guys meet?
Actually, we met online.
Our-our first date
was at a coffee shop.
Although, unlike your date,
she actually showed up.
Oh, he looks sad again.
Well, I really envy
your relationship.
Other than you two only
having sex once a year,
you're the perfect couple.
You-you know about that?
Uh, yeah, everyone at
the university does.
Were you aware of this?
No.
No, I only told Leonard,
Howard, Raj,
Kripke, uh, Professor Wu,
Professor Klein,
and a lunch lady
in the cafeteria.
How everyone else found out
is a mystery to me.
