Hey, you!
You wanna help stop political corruption in America
and drink a ton of wine?
Well, you've come to the right video.
I'm here to give you and a guest a chance
to come wine tasting with me in California
to benefit Represent.Us.
It'll be great.
We'll hang out, we'll drink some wine,
talk politics, drink wine.
Maybe we'll call your ex.
Maybe we'll call my ex. Who knows?
The point is we'll have fun.
And I know what you're thinking:
Jen, why would I go wine tasting with you?
You probably can't even tell the difference
between a review of a great wine
and a review of one of your movies.
Well, that's rude and weirdly really specific.
And I'm not just gonna play a game
to prove to you that I know the difference
between a wine review and a movie—
Okay. I guess we're gonna do this.
I'm reading it.
"Full-bodied, strongly grounded, simply sensational."
I hope that's about a Cabernet
and not my breasts.
[buzzer]
No?
It wasn’t about a…
Somebody called me full-bodied?
It's a movie review about Joy.
I guess that's nice.
Alright. I think I like this one.
"Classy and generous
while remaining elegant and subtle."
Me!
[buzzer]
I'm a little relieved.
If it had dinged, I would've seemed like a real jackass.
Wine review: Domaine Leroy Chamer-
They spelled all these wines wrong.
"Majestic and intense without being loud."
That's definitely not me. I'd say that's a Sauvignon.
[ding]
I'm an alcoholic. [laughs]
"Doesn't hold up to sober scrutiny."
Yikes.
Passengers?
[ding]
American Hustle?
Well.
"Rude, dirty, funny, foul-mouthed, sloppy…”
“Sexy."
Is it me?
[ding]
It is me!
It's me in Silver Linings.
Oh, good. So it was like me, you know,
2,500 years ago before I started aging like a president.
Okay, last one here. Let's take a look.
It says, "To enter go to omaze.com/jen."
I guess that's not a review of anything.
I guess the game's over.
[ding]
Are you serious?
Anyway, the best part of this whole thing
is that every entry supports Represent.Us,
a grassroots campaign that brings together people
from across the political spectrum
to pass anti-corruption laws
and fix our broken elections.
Enter now and I'll see you in wine country.
I'm gonna read a few more of my reviews.
"I love Stanley Tucci's teeth."
Movie review: Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
That was a review?
Do you have to get a license to give reviews?
Can I give movie reviews?
That’s ridiculous.
