
English: 
How about you ? Do YOU know how to use the three seashells?
Welcome to this quick shot of STEROIDS
Let's be honest...
If Demolition Man is one of the best movies in history
- more or less -
this is not due to the clash of the titans
opposing Sly to Wesley Snipes
nor is this due to Sting & The Police's title track...
It's not even due to the fact that producer Joel Silver
is once again blowing up an entire building
- Sure, this was pretty cool nonetheless -
Truth be told, this is not even due to Wesley Snipes going wild
playing The Joker...

English: 
How about you ? Do YOU know how to use the three seashells?
Welcome to this quick shot of STEROIDS
Let's be honest...
If Demolition Man is one of the best movies in history
- more or less -
this is not due to the clash of the titans
opposing Sly to Wesley Snipes
nor is this due to Sting & The Police's title track...
It's not even due to the fact that producer Joel Silver
is once again blowing up an entire building
- Sure, this was pretty cool nonetheless -
Truth be told, this is not even due to Wesley Snipes going wild
playing The Joker...

French: 
Et vous, vous savez vous servir des trois coquillages ?
Bienvenue dans cette mini-dose de STEROIDS
On ne va pas se leurrer.
Si Demolition Man est resté dans l'histoire du cinéma
comme l'un des plus grands films jamais faits
- ou un truc dans le genre -
ce n'est pas à cause du choc des titans qui oppose
Sylvester Stallone à Wesley Snipes
ce n'est pas non plus à cause de la
chanson titre de Sting et The police
ce n'est pas à cause du fait que le
producteur Joel Silver s'amuse encore
à faire péter un immeuble tout entier,
même si bon ça c'est plutôt cool.
En vrai, ce n'est même pas dû au jeu
parfaitement outrancier de Wesley Snipes
totalement en roue libre dans le rôle du Joker

English: 
How about you ? Do YOU know how to use the three seashells?
Welcome to this quick shot of STEROIDS
Let's be honest...
If Demolition Man is one of the best movies in history
- more or less -
this is not due to the clash of the titans
opposing Sly to Wesley Snipes
nor is this due to Sting & The Police's title track...
It's not even due to the fact that producer Joel Silver
is once again blowing up an entire building
- Sure, this was pretty cool nonetheless -
Truth be told, this is not even due to Wesley Snipes going wild
playing The Joker...

English: 
How about you ? Do YOU know how to use the three seashells?
Welcome to this quick shot of STEROIDS
Let's be honest...
If Demolition Man is one of the best movies in history
- more or less -
this is not due to the clash of the titans
opposing Sly to Wesley Snipes
nor is this due to Sting & The Police's title track...
It's not even due to the fact that producer Joel Silver
is once again blowing up an entire building
- Sure, this was pretty cool nonetheless -
Truth be told, this is not even due to Wesley Snipes going wild
playing The Joker...

English: 
How about you ? Do YOU know how to use the three seashells?
Welcome to this quick shot of STEROIDS
Let's be honest...
If Demolition Man is one of the best movies in history
- more or less -
this is not due to the clash of the titans
opposing Sly to Wesley Snipes
nor is this due to Sting & The Police's title track...
It's not even due to the fact that producer Joel Silver
is once again blowing up an entire building
- Sure, this was pretty cool nonetheless -
Truth be told, this is not even due to Wesley Snipes going wild
playing The Joker...

English: 
sorry : bad guy Simon Phoenix.
The reason Demolition Man remains so fascinating is
because it borrows action and sci-fi cinema codes
to provide a satirical vision of the future,
just like Back to the Future Part II
while mocking the politically correct spirit of the 90's.
As if the mentality of those big, fat action movies
had to confront the ready-made thinking,
typical of that era.
What is magnificent, actually
is that the Internet helped reemerging

French: 
pardon du méchant Simon Phoenix.
Si Demolition man fascine encore aujourd'hui,
c'est dans sa manière de détourner les codes
du cinéma d'action et de science-fiction
pour s'offrir une vision satirique du futur,
à la manière de Retour vers le futur 2
en tirant toutefois joyeusement sur
la mode émergente
du politiquement correct des années 90.
Un peu comme si la mentalité
des gros films d'action bourrins
devait automatiquement se confronter
au prêt-à-penser de l'époque
Ce qui est magnifique en réalité,
c'est que l'émergence d'Internet
a fait remonter à la surface

English: 
sorry : bad guy Simon Phoenix.
The reason Demolition Man remains so fascinating is
because it borrows action and sci-fi cinema codes
to provide a satirical vision of the future,
just like Back to the Future Part II
while mocking the politically correct spirit of the 90's.
As if the mentality of those big, fat action movies
had to confront the ready-made thinking,
typical of that era.
What is magnificent, actually
is that the Internet helped reemerging

English: 
sorry : bad guy Simon Phoenix.
The reason Demolition Man remains so fascinating is
because it borrows action and sci-fi cinema codes
to provide a satirical vision of the future,
just like Back to the Future Part II
while mocking the politically correct spirit of the 90's.
As if the mentality of those big, fat action movies
had to confront the ready-made thinking,
typical of that era.
What is magnificent, actually
is that the Internet helped reemerging

English: 
sorry : bad guy Simon Phoenix.
The reason Demolition Man remains so fascinating is
because it borrows action and sci-fi cinema codes
to provide a satirical vision of the future,
just like Back to the Future Part II
while mocking the politically correct spirit of the 90's.
As if the mentality of those big, fat action movies
had to confront the ready-made thinking,
typical of that era.
What is magnificent, actually
is that the Internet helped reemerging

English: 
sorry : bad guy Simon Phoenix.
The reason Demolition Man remains so fascinating is
because it borrows action and sci-fi cinema codes
to provide a satirical vision of the future,
just like Back to the Future Part II
while mocking the politically correct spirit of the 90's.
As if the mentality of those big, fat action movies
had to confront the ready-made thinking,
typical of that era.
What is magnificent, actually
is that the Internet helped reemerging

English: 
collective obsessions from geeks around the world
particularly those stucked in the anal phase.
Because in Demolition Man idea of the future,
humanity still has to poop.
Science hasn't yet found a solution
to this daily annoyance,
but the three seashells
have hopefully replaced toilet paper
for the citizens of this exemplary future.
Just like other memes before this,
the recurring "three seashells" joke...
... has now grown into a cult
sustained by a handful of internet nerds.
Many are those still searching for
a practical explanation
to this new way of wiping ones' posterior,

English: 
collective obsessions from geeks around the world
particularly those stucked in the anal phase.
Because in Demolition Man idea of the future,
humanity still has to poop.
Science hasn't yet found a solution
to this daily annoyance,
but the three seashells
have hopefully replaced toilet paper
for the citizens of this exemplary future.
Just like other memes before this,
the recurring "three seashells" joke...
... has now grown into a cult
sustained by a handful of internet nerds.
Many are those still searching for
a practical explanation
to this new way of wiping ones' posterior,

English: 
collective obsessions from geeks around the world
particularly those stucked in the anal phase.
Because in Demolition Man idea of the future,
humanity still has to poop.
Science hasn't yet found a solution
to this daily annoyance,
but the three seashells
have hopefully replaced toilet paper
for the citizens of this exemplary future.
Just like other memes before this,
the recurring "three seashells" joke...
... has now grown into a cult
sustained by a handful of internet nerds.
Many are those still searching for
a practical explanation
to this new way of wiping ones' posterior,

French: 
les obsessions collectives des geeks du monde entier,
y compris, et surtout, ceux qui en sont
restés au stade anal.
Car oui, dans le futur de Demolition Man,
l'humanité fait toujours caca.
La science n'a toujours pas réglé
cette petite contrariété du quotidien,
mais heureusement les trois coquillages
ont remplacé le papier toilette
dans le cœur des citoyens de ce futur exemplaire.
Et comme d'autres exemples de memes auparavant
le gag récurrent sur les trois coquillages...
...fait désormais partie d'un culte savamment entretenu
au fil du temps par une poignée de nerds du net.
Nombreux sont ceux
qui cherchent encore un sens pratique
à cette nouvelle manière de s'essuyer le séant,

English: 
collective obsessions from geeks around the world
particularly those stucked in the anal phase.
Because in Demolition Man idea of the future,
humanity still has to poop.
Science hasn't yet found a solution
to this daily annoyance,
but the three seashells
have hopefully replaced toilet paper
for the citizens of this exemplary future.
Just like other memes before this,
the recurring "three seashells" joke...
... has now grown into a cult
sustained by a handful of internet nerds.
Many are those still searching for
a practical explanation
to this new way of wiping ones' posterior,

English: 
collective obsessions from geeks around the world
particularly those stucked in the anal phase.
Because in Demolition Man idea of the future,
humanity still has to poop.
Science hasn't yet found a solution
to this daily annoyance,
but the three seashells
have hopefully replaced toilet paper
for the citizens of this exemplary future.
Just like other memes before this,
the recurring "three seashells" joke...
... has now grown into a cult
sustained by a handful of internet nerds.
Many are those still searching for
a practical explanation
to this new way of wiping ones' posterior,

English: 
thus elaborating genuine guides,
tutorial videos on YouTube,
even building furniture, in search for the meaning of life.
That said, unlike Stanley Kubrick's monolith in
2001: A Space Odyssey,
writer Daniel Waters
sustains that there's no hidden cosmogonical meaning
behind the three seashells.

English: 
thus elaborating genuine guides,
tutorial videos on YouTube,
even building furniture, in search for the meaning of life.
That said, unlike Stanley Kubrick's monolith in
2001: A Space Odyssey,
writer Daniel Waters
sustains that there's no hidden cosmogonical meaning
behind the three seashells.

English: 
thus elaborating genuine guides,
tutorial videos on YouTube,
even building furniture, in search for the meaning of life.
That said, unlike Stanley Kubrick's monolith in
2001: A Space Odyssey,
writer Daniel Waters
sustains that there's no hidden cosmogonical meaning
behind the three seashells.

English: 
thus elaborating genuine guides,
tutorial videos on YouTube,
even building furniture, in search for the meaning of life.
That said, unlike Stanley Kubrick's monolith in
2001: A Space Odyssey,
writer Daniel Waters
sustains that there's no hidden cosmogonical meaning
behind the three seashells.

English: 
thus elaborating genuine guides,
tutorial videos on YouTube,
even building furniture, in search for the meaning of life.
That said, unlike Stanley Kubrick's monolith in
2001: A Space Odyssey,
writer Daniel Waters
sustains that there's no hidden cosmogonical meaning
behind the three seashells.

French: 
élaborant ainsi de véritables guides à imprimer,
différentes vidéos d'explication sur YouTube,
et fabriquant même des meubles adéquats
pour pouvoir donner un sens à leur vie.
Hélas, contrairement à Stanley Kubrick et
au monolithe de son 2001: l'odyssée de l'espace,
le scénariste Daniel Waters
nous confirme qu'il n'y a pas vraiment de
sens cosmogonique larvé
derrière la création des trois coquillages

English: 
Speaking of futuristic evolutions,
Daniel Waters has crammed
various other gags into the movie
some of which were eventually left out.
A devilish device that even douch-y Rob Schneider
wouldn't be able to use properly.

English: 
Speaking of futuristic evolutions,
Daniel Waters has crammed
various other gags into the movie
some of which were eventually left out.
A devilish device that even douch-y Rob Schneider
wouldn't be able to use properly.

French: 
Au petit jeu des évolutions futuristes,
Daniel Waters a d'ailleurs truffé le scénario
de gags en tout genre,
dont certains sont restés sur le carreau.
Un appareil diabolique que même
ce nigaud de Rob Schneider ne saurait utiliser. utilisés

English: 
Speaking of futuristic evolutions,
Daniel Waters has crammed
various other gags into the movie
some of which were eventually left out.
A devilish device that even douch-y Rob Schneider
wouldn't be able to use properly.

English: 
Speaking of futuristic evolutions,
Daniel Waters has crammed
various other gags into the movie
some of which were eventually left out.
A devilish device that even douch-y Rob Schneider
wouldn't be able to use properly.

English: 
Speaking of futuristic evolutions,
Daniel Waters has crammed
various other gags into the movie
some of which were eventually left out.
A devilish device that even douch-y Rob Schneider
wouldn't be able to use properly.

English: 
Still, compulsive nerds will never stop racking their brain
trying to find the secret behind these shells.
But their attempts will remain
all cry and no wool.
Subscribe, and be well...

French: 
Qu'à cela ne tienne,
les compulsifs du monde entier continueront
quand même à se prendre le chou
sur le fonctionnement caché des trois coquillages.
Pendant ce temps-là,
nous on ira se tricoter un pull
Abonnez-vous et soyez heureux,

English: 
Still, compulsive nerds will never stop racking their brain
trying to find the secret behind these shells.
But their attempts will remain
all cry and no wool.
Subscribe, and be well...

English: 
Still, compulsive nerds will never stop racking their brain
trying to find the secret behind these shells.
But their attempts will remain
all cry and no wool.
Subscribe, and be well...

English: 
Still, compulsive nerds will never stop racking their brain
trying to find the secret behind these shells.
But their attempts will remain
all cry and no wool.
Subscribe, and be well...

English: 
Still, compulsive nerds will never stop racking their brain
trying to find the secret behind these shells.
But their attempts will remain
all cry and no wool.
Subscribe, and be well...

French: 
désabonnez-vous et soyez enculé.

English: 
Unsubscribe, and be fucked.

English: 
Unsubscribe, and be fucked.

English: 
Unsubscribe, and be fucked.

English: 
Unsubscribe, and be fucked.

English: 
Unsubscribe, and be fucked.
