 
 
See,I am not a Bengalurean
But I can speak about Bengaluru Since I am not a North Indian
Poeple here frequesntly use dead end while telling address
The meaning of dead end it's dead end
It's just a end, no right ,left nothing
But not in bengluru , there will  be right ,left
centre and even signal in dead end..
Here, the mother’s brother is called uncle
Traffic police are called “mama”
This is called beard.Father is called Daadi (Beard like-sounding word)
And short forms!Bro for brother,Senti for Sentimental
This is not just limited to English
It’s there even in Kannada
Invitation carry texts like Chi Sou Ha Kum Sho
* he expands all those abbreviation, we are just too lazy to type *
To respect women, which is good, they should be respected
Even men are respected
By freinds
Shaa Lou Lo Sa Gaam
 
* taking dig at convent guys who didn't get local jokes*
But people of Bengaluru are friendly
Drive a vehicle on road, people crossing will obstruct and wave at you
One day a very beautiful girl
The very beautiful girl waved at me
That’s when I knew it’s not for me. Nothing personal
But driving in Bengaluru,
well driving anywhere is difficult
Traffic violation fines have become so heavy
that with the same amount you can buy a new vehicle
*someone laughs*
This is not a joke.This isn’t an exaggeration.This is the truth
But I am not scared
Even if the signal is red, and the cop is right in front,
I jump the signal by looking right into the eyes of the cop
I even go on the footpath
Because, my vehicle is bicycle
But riding bicycle is like watching Thatt anta heLi
I will tell you why
Everyone knows which is good
Cycling is good for health
Thatt anta heli
is good for knowledge.But
fans are less to both of these
Everyone wants polluting vehicles
And terrible programmes like ------
* guess the program*
To all the fans of bad things I say
No scope for negative tactics (Nakaratmaka Tantra)
Hope you have liked it
Thanking you Gowtham Shravan Kumar
If you have not liked certain jokes,
if there are any errors
[(Achyutaya Anataya Govindaya) Namaha] x 3
 
thank you
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
