HOW MANY OF YOU IN OUR STUDIO 
AUDIENCE SAW "GAME OF THRONES" 
LAST NIGHT?
MORE THAN 19 MILLION AMERICANS 
GATHERED AROUND THEIR 
TELEVISIONS LAST NIGHT.
IT WAS THE MOST WATCHED EPISODE 
OF ANYTHING EVER FOR HBO AHEAD 
OF THE SO PRAN KNOWS AND EVEN 
AHEAD OF THE SEASON FINALE OF 
"ARLIS".
IN THE END THERE WAS A SYSTEM OF
GOVERNMENT WHERE A LEADER IS NOT
CHOSEN BY BIRTHRIGHT BUT BY 
THREE WOMEN AND TEN WHITE GUYS.
THERE'S NONOF THE ŸTRADEMARK 
NUDITY UNLESS YOU COUNT ME 
WATCHING AT HOME, THERE WAS NO 
NUDITY.
BUT WE DID GET TO SEE A DRAGON 
MELT FURNITURE.
A LOT OF AMERICANS SKIPPED WORK 
TODAY FOR REAL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SKIPPED WORK 
TODAY BECAUSE THEY WERE WATCHING
THE FINALE LAST NIGHT.
THE SHOW IS OVER AT 10:30.
IF STAYING UP UNTIL 10:30 MAKES 
YOU NOT GO TO WORK, YOU'RE 
EITHER>>> JOHN SNOW IS A 
TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND.
MAYBE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER.
ALSO NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S WEST OF
WESTEROSE.
EVEN THE PEOPLE ON THE BORDER 
NEVER SAID LET'S GO SEE WHAT'S 
OVER THERE?
I'M BUMMED IT'S OVER.
UNFORTUNATELY A GOOD DEAL OF THE
FOCUS IS NOT ON THAT.
IT'S ON A DUMB MISTAKE YOU WOULD
HAVE TO BE A JEWELRY REPAIRMAN 
TO NOTICE.
YOU KNOW HOW A COUPLE WEEKS AGO 
THEY ACCIDENTALLY LEFT A 
STARBUCKS CUP IN THE SCENE?
HBO SAID IT WASN'T, BUT IT WAS.
LAST NIGHT THEY HAD NOT ONE BUT 
TWO BEVERAGE RELATED MISHAPS.
IF YOU LOOK VERY CLOSELY, YOU 
CAN SEE A WATER BOTTLE RIGHT 
THERE BEHIND SAM'S FOOT.
IT SEEMS TO BE A BOTTLE OF 
POLAND SPRING WATER, TOO.
WINTER IS COMING AND POLAND HAS 
SPRUNG.
AND THEN ANOTHER WATER BOTTLE, 
THIS WATER BOTTLE YOU CAN SEE 
THERE IS BEHIND THE LEG OF SIR 
DAVOS.
YEP.
OKAY.
AND I GUESS THEY LIKE TO STAY 
HYDRATED.
WE HAVE TWO UNWANTED BOTTLES OF 
WATER AND THEN THERE WAS THIS.
>> DID YOU BRING ANY WINE?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> NO.
>> THE KOOL-AID MAN.
YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE 
SOMETHING THEY WOULD -- AND OF 
COURSE, PEOPLE WERE FIRED UP 
AFTER THE SHOW.
PEOPLE VERY UPSET ONLINE 
BECAUSE, OF COURSE, NO ONE IS 
EVER HAPPY ABOUT IT REGARDLESS 
OF WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF THE FINAL
EPISODE, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST
SHOWS OF ALL TIME.
FOR EIGHT SEASONS OF GREAT 
SHOWS.
THIS IS LIKE HAVING A FANTASTIC 
MEAL.
FIVE COURSES.
EVERYTHING IS EXCELLENT, AND 
DESSERT COMES AND YOU'RE UPSET 
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SHAVED AL 
MOBDS ON TOP OF YOUR BANANA 
CREAM PIE.
NERDS TODAY HAVE NO IDEA HOW 
GOOD THEY HAVE IT.
EVERY MOVIE IS FOR THEM.
I HAD ONE BATMAN UNTIL I WAS 22 
YEARS OLD AND HE FOUGHT A RUBBER
SHARK IN THE MOVIE THEY MADE.
EVERYONE RELAX.
IN SIX WEEKS SPIDERMAN WILL BE 
HERE AND IT WILL BE FINE.
THE BIG WINNER WAS BRAN STARK 
WHO WAS CHOSEN TO RULE OVER THE 
SIX KINGDOMS.
RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS VOTED KING, 
HIS SISTER TOOK A SECOND TO 
REMIND EVERYONE HE CAN'T HAVE 
SEX.
BRAN, I KNOW THIS WAS THE ODDS 
ON FAVORITE TO BECOME RULER.
THIS IS FROM ODD SHARK IN FACT 
HE WAS THE HEAVY FAVORITE.
I BET $100 ON PETE BUTTIGIEG, 
BUT HE DID NOT.
EVEN THE PRESIDENT WEIGHED IN ON
THIS.
HE WROTE BRAN IS BROKEN AND I 
ALONE CAN FIX IT.
PRESIDENT TRUMP WE MADE THAT UP.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO CLARIFY 
WHICH IS CRAZY ON ITS OW
