- What up, world?
It's me, Brizzy,
and I'm here with Tessa Netting
to play Kiss, Marry, Crucio,
Harry Potter Edition, obviously,
and to announce that
- We have a new podcast!
- Fantastic Geeks and Where to Find Them.
- We're gonna be talking all things geeky
and playing games like Kiss, Marry, Kill
and Would You Rather,
which we're doing on
her channel today, and
we're gonna be answering advice
questions on nerdy things,
opinion things on nerdy things.
- It's gonna be so fun.
- So we'll talk about all that.
what you need to know at the end.
What you really need to know is
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And now on to Kiss, Marry,
Crucio.
- Is it Cru-she-oh or croosh--
(record scratching)
- I don't know!
Cruciatus, croo-see-at-us
curse, cruciatus curse.
It's probably croo-see-oh
but I kind of end up
slurring it to croo-she-oh.
- Croo-she-oh.
It's like you keep trying
and oh that's the one it is!
- It's croo-she-oh not croo-see-oh.
- That's like in your first year.
- What alternate universe
Hermione and Ron.
- Oh my gosh!
- Kiss, Marry, Kill,
Crucio!
- Crucio!
- Harry, Ron, Hermione.
- Oh, I hate this.
(laughs)
- Is it bad I wanna crucio Harry
just 'cause he's used to it?
(laughing)
- No, I think that's logical.
He's obviously the best at dealing with--
- With pain?
- All of the unforgivable curses.
Crucio Harry
- So
Oh, Harry I'm sorry.
- Oh, I'm marrying Hermione.
- Yeah.
- And kissing Ron.
- Yeah, I think that's good.
- Young James, young Snape, young Riddle.
- Young James, young Snape, young Riddle.
Why do I love Tom Riddle so much?
Why do I wanna marry Tom Riddle?
- I like how both of the
quote good characters you're like "ew."
And then Riddle you're like, "Mm."
- Young Tom Riddle seems like
a reasonable hot Slytherin,
(laughing)
that just needs some love.
I'm gonna marry Tom Riddle.
- I'm gonna marry James,
kiss Tom, crucio Snape.
- I'll crucio Snape.
I'm sorry, Snape.
- We're terrible.
- Ew, I have to kiss James?
- The bullied kid.
- I don't wanna kiss James.
I'll crucio James.
- Okay, fine.
- I'll crucio James and I'll kiss Snape.
- Winky, Dobby, and Kreature.
- Okay Winky.
- Gettin' weird.
- Winky, we got house elves now.
- Okay let's crucio Kreature, 'cause--
- Yeah.
- He's the worst.
- But he comes through in the end.
Winky doesn't really help in the battle.
She's just kind of drunk.
- Yeah but she's a sad drunk
and you don't wanna crucio someone
when they're sad and drunk.
Maybe she just needs a little kiss
and then she'll feel better.
- Okay, okay.
- So marry Dobby?
- Yeah, marry Dobby obviously.
- Yeah!
- As Marion refers to it, the Silver Trio.
- What?
- Luna, Neville, and Ginny.
This is terrible.
- This is horrible.
- 'cause Neville has the history.
- Oh, I can't do that to Neville!
I could never, I could never do that to,
do that to Ginny.
- Ginny's hardcore.
- She is so hardcore.
She could handle it.
- Crucio Ginny, marry Luna, kiss Neville,
that's mine.
- I'll marry Luna.
I'm doing the same as you
'cause I cannot crucio Neville.
- Vernon, Basilisk, Umbridge.
- I love how there's a snake in there.
(laughing)
I hate snakes and I hate the Basilisk.
I used to be scared of it so much.
I'm gonna crucio the Basilisk.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- I'll marry Vernon and
I will kiss Umbridge.
I'm not marrying Umbridge.
- She's got cats.
- She has the cats, at least.
- She'll go off and do her thing
and I'll take care of the cats.
- I feel like I could deal with Vernon.
I'd be his wife and I'd
fight with him all the time
but I'd be like, you know what?
Leave Harry alone!
I would maybe help Harry
have a better life.
- Great, great, that's great
You're the new Aunt Petunia
and then I'm gonna kiss
Vernon and crucio Basilisk.
- And you're marrying Umbridge.
- Yup, all the cats for me!
Fleur, Viktor, Cedric.
- Oh, so we've got a little Triwizard.
- Yeah we got a little
Triwizard feel going.
- I have to go with kiss Fleur though.
I can't not.
- Yeah, she's so pretty.
- I have to kiss her.
- She's part Veela it's like
you're gonna do it without meaning to.
- Why would you like, miss
up on that opportunity?
I'm gonna crucio Krum
just 'cause he seems so
much more hardy than--
- You're gonna marry Cedric?
- Cedric, I am.
- Cedric seems like a good one to marry.
I'm gonna marry Cedric.
- Same, same.
- Yeah, yeah I can agree with that.
- Vincent Crabbe, Gregory
Goyle, and Blaise Zabini.
- Ooh, I thought there was
gonna be Malfoy in there
so that threw me off, okay.
- A twist!
Zabini's the one that they
plugged in instead of Crabbe
in the last movie.
- Oh, right.
- I kinda wanna crucio
him 'cause he's just--
- Oh no, I'm marrying him.
- You're marrying him?
- He's attractive.
(laughing)
- Yeah I guess he is the most attractive.
I guess we don't know that much about him
so maybe he can not be--
- Yeah, exactly.
- I don't even know who I
wanna crucio, Crabbe or Goyle.
Like how...
- Yeah
I don't know if one has done
more bad things than the other.
- Can I just kiss both of
them and then crucio both?
(laughing)
- Wow.
Kiss Goyle, crucio Crabbe.
Crucio!
- I guess I'll go opposite just so--
- Okay, great.
- You know, you can
kiss one, I'll kiss one
and then we'll crucio the other one.
- Yeah!
That way they both get tortured.
- Teamwork, yeah!
(laughing)
- A Grindylow, the Giant
Squid, Blast-Ended Skrewt.
Why?
- I guess I would marry the Giant Squid.
- I was thinking that too.
- I feel like the Giant, you know what?
I just saw Shape of Water so like I'm...
I'll crucio the Blast-Ended Skrewt
'cause I feel like it
wouldn't even feel it or.
- Doink!
- It would just like, bounce off it.
So I'll kiss the Grindylow.
- Yeah, same.
Hopefully he doesn't like, latch onto you.
- Ew, ah!
- Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs.
- Oh, Marauders edition.
Oh I wanna marry Sirius
Ooh no, or do I wanna marry Lupin?
But then I have to deal
with the werewolf problem,
and I'd be scared of
turning into a werewolf.
Otherwise I could,
I think I would like hook up with Lupin
and then marry Sirius
and then crucio James.
- Okay, I would definitely
marry Lupin, 100%.
- You marry Lupin,
you'll be Mrs. Werewolf?
- Yes, Tonks style.
Same, crucio James.
Kiss Sirius, that'd be fun.
- Yeah that'd be like us,
our high school boyfriends
and then we like, switch it.
- Newt, Queenie, Jacob.
- Ooh!
- This is terrible.
This is awful.
- Noo!
Oh no!
Okay well I crucio Tina
'cause she seems like she can take it.
- She's not in it.
Queenie.
- Then who's the third one?
- Jacob.
- Oh!
Oh no!
- Yeah.
- I don't wanna crucio freaking Jacob
he won't know what's going on.
- Aww, no!
- That wouldn't be nice.
I don't wanna crucio Newt.
- No, I have to marry Newt.
I have to.
- Ugh, everyone has to.
(laughing)
But I wanna kiss Queenie.
- I know!
- But I do not wanna crucio Jacob.
This is a horrible situation.
I can't believe you put us in,
- It's terrible.
- why didn't you give us Tina?
- How dare you, Hannah?
I'm not gonna overthink it
I'm just gonna go with who I'd wanna kiss.
So I'm gonna kiss Queenie, crucio Jacob.
- Oh no!
I'll crucio...
- Your face!
- I'll crucio
Newt
and marry
Queenie.
- What?!
- And kiss Jacob.
- What?!
- I feel like Newt's more
powerful thank you think.
- Wow!
- I think he can take it.
- Did not see that coming!
- I did not want,
I don't want both of us to crucio Jacob.
That's not fair!
- I thought you'd just
switch Queenie and Jacob.
- No, I don't, because
I wanna kiss Queenie.
(laughing)
- Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Lockhart.
- Oh my God.
I wanna marry Lockhart.
(laughing)
I wanna marry him so bad.
(laughing)
He would be so -
- He'd just be lying about everything.
- I know but he'd be so pretty.
(laughing)
- I mean of the choices I
think I'm gonna do the same.
- Right?
- Kiss Rita, crucio Umbridge.
Boom, done.
- Yeah I think that's a good move.
- Charlie Weasley, Bill
Weasley, Percy Weasley.
- Oh, got a Weasley.
Okay we got dragon man, bank man and
prefect.
- Ministry man.
Prefect.
I'm obviously marrying Charlie.
Dragon life!
- Oh, you gon' be Daenerys.
(laughing)
I'll marry Bill.
Also Huxy, I can marry Huxy.
- This is true
- Okay, I'll marry him
and you can be--
- And we're crucioing Percy
for being a douche.
- Curcio, I mean he deserves it
for betraying everyone
and then maybe y'know
after that it'll be like,
"Oh, crucio him back to his senses."
- Lucius, Bellatrix, and Voldemort.
- Bellatrix likes being crucio'd.
I bet 100% she kinky.
(laughing)
I'll crucio her 'cause
she like it.
I'll Mary Lucius and kiss Voldemort.
- I'm crucioing Voldemort
'cause why would I feel bad?
- True.
- Kiss Bellatrix, marry Lucius.
- Okay, that's fair.
- Hagrid, Hagrid, or Hagrid.
- Is this like, different years of Hagrid?
- I don't know.
- Different outfits of Hagrid?
Hagrid...
- Different generations
- Different generations.
Ooh, generations of Hagrid.
I guess I'd crucio Hagrid, marry Hagrid,
and then kiss Hagrid.
- Yeah, that's funny.
I would crucio Hagrid, kiss
Hagrid, and marry Hagrid.
Is that what you said?
- That it?
- That's it!
- Yeah!
- We did it!
- Woo!
- That was too--
- We crucio'd so many people.
- Too difficult.
Yeah, that was more of an effect
on our psyche than theirs.
- Honestly, it was.
Just saying crucio instead of
kill made me think like about,
it meant so much more, it was...
- Yeah.
- It's more personal.
- Very interesting.
So this is a game that
we play on our podcast.
- Yes.
- Fantastic Geeks and Where to Find Them.
Although, currently we've
only been doing kill.
Should we change it?
- We could.
- We might change it.
- 'Cuase that's fine, crucio is fun.
- We also play Would You Rather,
if you'd like a sample of that
go on over to her channel
where we filmed a Harry
Potter Would You Rather.
- Yeah!
- And we're gonna answer all nerdy advice
and opinions questions from you guys.
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(dramatic music)
- [Brizzy] Kiss, Marry, Kill,
Voldemort, Darth Vader, The Night King?
- [Tessa] Can I marry Anakin?
- [Brizzy] I mean, he is Anakin.
- [Tessa] I mean Anakin
before Darth Vader.
- [Brizzy] That's cheating!
- [Tessa] No!
Harley Quinn or Black Widow?
- [Brizzy] Harley Quinn.
- [Tessa] Sansa or Arya?
- [Brizzy] Sansa.
- [Tessa] Elsa or Anna?
- [Brizzy] Anna.
- [Tessa] Everyone needs to
be put in Hogwarts houses.
I need to put everyone in a box.
- [Brizzy] The Avengers is
the most Gryffindor thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- [Tessa] Oh yeah
I actually finished all
of The Walking Dead,
and then it was like I need more zombies!
- [Brizzy] Simon and Baz are like
the Drarry that was
always supposed to happen.
- [Tessa] Oh Lord.
(laughing)
Don't start with the Drarry.
- [Brizzy] I ship it.
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(laughing)
- [Brizzy] We're dorks.
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- [Tessa] So true.
