"50 things about me".
As you might have noticed already, this video's gonna be a little different.
Once every many months I make a video a little bit more personal.
Something for you to slowly get to know me a little bit better.
Like that one time with the Draw My Life.
The little drawings.
This time I'll do "50 Things About Me".
It's something that a lot of people have done already.
Like 4 months ago, so it's kinda outdated.
Well, I always do things when they're not a "thing".
Do you know why?.
BECAUSE I'M SUCH A HIPSTER!.
So, this is how it goes.
I'll tell you 50 things about me,
but 5 of those things are lies.
And you have to guess which ones they are.
And the ones you think are lies, you leave them in a comment down below.
Ok?.
Ok.
My height is 1 mt 83 cm.
I'm quite tall.
I've lived in more than 20 different houses in my life.
I like cold weather.
I rather live with snow,
than die of heat in a desert.
I used to be an athlete.
Actually I have a wall full of medals and things like that.
That now I'm so lazy to even get out of bed
doesn't mean that I didn't do things before.
I love pizza.
Ok that's easy.
I don't know anyone who hates pizza.
I've never heard anyone say
"Ew, gross, pizza"
"I like broccoli!".
I'm not afraid of death.
Ok, if I'm dying, like,
of course I'm gonna be a little sad.
But I'm not going to worry until it actually happens.
I'm very absentminded.
I'm always miles away.
People talk to me and I'm like,
German!
I'm talking to you! hey!.
German!.
I eat a lot.
Given that I'm skinny, it looks like I don't even eat.
But every time I go to the movies,
I can easily eat like 10 hotdogs.
And I'd still be hungry.
My favorite tv show is Friends.
I can't drink liquids and eat at the same time.
I always eat my food first.
If I have water or something like that,
I drink it only after I finish my food.
I'm weird.
What I find most attractive in a woman is her hair.
Specially if it's long.
When I was a kid..
Fucking sun is out.
When I was a kid I stepped on a needle and it stuck in the bone on my foot.
They had to cut the top and bottom of my foot to take it out.
And that's why I have a scar in the top and bottom of my foot.
Super sexy.
I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid.
I'd get out of my bed and just sleepwalk.
And it scared my brother.
It wasn't very pleasant to see someone walking around the house like this.
I've done a lot of sports.
I did running,
Karate, Baseball,
Swimming, Basketball and football soccer.
I sucked at soccer but I did it anyways.
When I grow up I wanna make an animal refuge.
Kind of like a hotel for all the homeless animals.
I plan to go out on the street and take all the homeless animals I find.
That's the dream.
My dad died when I was 3 and I can't remember him.
I was a big nerd in school.
I always had good grades and I didn't even study.
I'm one of those people that the less I pay attention, the more I learn.
I've never broken anything in my body.
Not a foot or an arm, nothing!.
The weirdest thing is that I was always falling.
I'm made of rock!.
I'm a big fan of Britney Spears.
I hate seafood.
Octopus, crab.
Everything that comes from the sea makes me..
I have no patience.
I'm one of those people who hates waiting.
If I have to hang out with someone,
I rather pick them up, to wait.
When I bought the first PlayStation,
I had to wait 3 days for it to get to my house.
I swear I spent those three days like this:
When is it getting here?, when is it getting here?!.
I'm addicted to slated peanuts.
That's why I almost never eat them.
Because once I start eating,
I don't stop until I'm out.
I've experienced 2 big earthquakes in my life.
And more or less 15 tremors.
Wes I was little I was afraid of Chucky.
Damn deviled doll.
Every night I went to bed thinking that Chucky was under my bed.
That's why when I turned the lights off to go to sleep,
I turned it off and I went running to bed with my eyes closed
and when I got to  my bed, I was safe.
I have a lot of freckles in my back.
I hate people touching food on my plate.
I don't know why I can't stand it.
If I'm eating pizza and someone says:
Can I have some?.
And touches my pizza to get a piece,
I probably wont eat the rest of the pizza.
I speak fluid english.
I'm not a big fan of tattoos.
If it's something meaningful, cool.
But for aesthetic reasons.
According to me, it's like having the same haircut forever.
I almost never cry.
Some people think I don't have a soul or something.
It's just that I'm not as emotional as other people.
Although, there are things I get sensitive about,
for example, if someone says:
Dead puppies.
Poor puppies!.
I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Every time something supernatural happens somewhere,
everyone's like
A ghost!!.
I'm like:
What's up ghost?!.
Come here!, come!, I'm here!.
I'm afraid of chickens.
They're diabolic.
They look at you like:
I'm gonna poke you.
I've had about 60 or 70 animals in my life.
Almost every time homeless animals.
None of those animals have been chickens.
Damn chickens.
I'm a sucker for Christmas.
Gifts have never been very important to me.
It's just that I love all of the decorating the house,
the family all together,
I love the environment that it creates
Team Christmas!.
My dream is to learn skateboarding.
Once I tried,
I got on it, I smashed my face into the ground,
I never tried again.
It's your fault!.
I rather stay at home playing guitar,
to go to a crazy party and end up unconscious.
Hey, I like partying.
But if I had to choose, I pick the guitar.
NERD!.
I was on tv show once.
It was a kids show like Barney.
I was in only 2 episodes, but still.
I'm not afraid of horror movies anymore.
On the contrary, they actually make me laugh.
I love dressing up formal.
With a suit and tie.
Because when I finished school
I didn't go to my graduation.
And I was left with wanting to dress up elegant.
And because of that, I dress up every time I can.
I'm the worst driver in the world.
I was never interested. I know how to..
But I drive like a 90 year old grandma.
So if you see a guy crashing everything GTA style,
it's probably me.
I don't like having a beard,
But I always have a beard and long hair.
And it's only because I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
The name of the first band I was in was
"We're the best band in the world and you know it..
Fucker".
That was it's name.
My favorite video game is Resident Evil III.
But I never played it.
When I was little I was afraid of playing it.
I just watched my brother play it.
While I helped him orientate with the map.
That was my participation.
I was never bullied.
Given that I was always taller than everyone,
it didn't motivate them very much to bully someone who can knock you out with one hit.
That's why I was always defending the people who were bullied.
Wow..
Was I a good person?.
I'm a pacifist.
I've gotten physical in a fight very little times.
The only times I've done it
were because some dog who was being hurt by someone.
Once a friend threw a cat to a little cliff or something,
and he thought it was funny,
so I threw him.
I can't throw trash on the street.
If I have a paper,
I'll have it in my hand for hours until I find a trashcan.
I don't know the snow.
I don't like being touched on the neck.
It gives me a weird sensation that..
I don't like it.
Actually that's why many times I wear scarfs.
Once a friend touched my neck to bug me
and I instinctively hit his face.
And those were the 50 things about me.
So interesting.
Now it's your turn to guess which five things were a lie.
Leave you answer in the comments.
And after, go to the description of this video to see the answers.
To see if your guess was correct.
Like I said, this video was different.
But once in a while I like to make these kinds of videos
I don't want you to see me as a guy you don't know.
I want to get closer to you.
And what a better way to do it than telling you a little bit about me.
Anyway.
See you next friday for the video of "Disadvantages of being a woman".
Pay attention there.
I also wanted to say hello to Viviana Arias,
that was one of the people who like the Facebook status
where I published my video.
Thanks for the support Viviana.
Well, a Psychological hug
and thanks for being part of my life.
See you next friday and take care.
Bye bye.
I'm just a monkey,
that wants to fly, to fly,
I just want
to fly.
