>> DIEGO: Is it on?
Is it working?
Hello. Hi.
Hi, um, my name is Diego.
[COUGHING]
My name is Diego and this is my first vlog.
Online.
Um, I’m trying to get a lot of followers
online and...
based on my research you don’t need a lot of talent to do that.
So...
so I think I’m perfect.
I can’t believe people get paid to do this.
I don’t really know how this works, but
I guess I’m just going to film myself doing stuff.
Okay, here it goes.
You can stop the camera.
Okay, um, this is my bathroom.
Um, it’s pretty cool.
Get a shot of the toilet.
See the toilet?
Wow, pretty cool, no?
Oh bro, there’s Juan.
Let me say hi.
Hey Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Hey Juan.
Juan.
Juan.
Hey Juan.
Oh you know what?
That’s not Juan.
This is my TV here.
Um...
That I stole, um, I mean...
purchased.
This is my piano.
Pretty cool.
This is a banana.
Okay I could use a drink, so let’s go to
Starbucks really quick.
Benita, do you want anything?
>> BENITA: A divorce.
>> DIEGO: Okay, great.
Okay, I’m waiting for my Uber driver.
Um, it says he’s one minute away.
His name is Vincent.
And he looks very angry.
Probably a serial killer.
He’s here. Let's go.
Uh, hi, how you doing sir?
Okay, great.
He’s getting two stars.
So I’m on my way to Starbucks to get some
overpriced coffee.
Hi, could I have the cheapest coffee you have?
>> BARISTA: That would be $3.50.
>> DIEGO:I said the cheapest.
Yo, check it out they wrote my name on the cup.
It’s cause they recognized me from the videos.
This is the city, uh...
[SCREAMING]
That’s a crazy lady.
This is where I do all my grocery shopping.
This is my favorite section.
Okay, home sweet home.
Benita! I'm home!
>> BENITA: I don’t care!
>> DIEGO: Okay, great.
This is a picture of me in middle school.
And there’s me in high school.
Um...
Gosh I look so different.
Look, check it out, I just posted this picture.
It’s gonna get so many likes.
Okay. Um...
That’s the end of my vlog.
Um, I’m excited to get a lot of followers now.
Um...
Great.
Tune in next time.
Okay. Let me turn this off real quick, here we go.
Uh okay, please subscribe, um, or don’t.
I don’t give a [BLEEP].
