Asalaamu Alaikum guys, welcome this special episode of smile2jannah
i've had enough of this guy.
ok
and now we're going to do a rap battle
and ive had enough of athiests
so who you going to attack first? Me or the athiests?
both of you at the same time
ok, ok!
lets do it. lets see what you got.
you got your written ones as well yeah?
they cant see this, they cant see your book either
what we done, we agreed 15 minutes each, i think it was about 20/25 minutes?
What?
That we wrote down the lyrics
oh yeah
So we took 20/25 minutes. We both sat down. We came up with lyrics
and now we gonna battle it out, rap battle style
A guy called hijab wants to battle me
What on earth? His brother's probably called sari
Don't test me, you oversized cabbage tree
I'll make you retire from Speakers' Corner, guarantee
Now let me turn my attention to this joker on my right
It's clear that he's infatuated or even jealous of my height
Look, let me tell you something yeah
You, you're choking
Your bars are so whack that you're choking like a smoker
I'm gonna have to slap the reality back with my bars
To make you a fair-minded sober
So look, we're not playing games right here, we're not playing poker
We're not smoking ganja here, and we're not doing hookah
All I'm saying is that I've run out of ideas
Everything around has a purpose, no?
From the stars that glow, the grass that grows
You know? The river that flows
And this started long ago
How can you say there is no God?
Or that there's three, like some sort of tripod
Our universe is so finely tuned
Look how our body heals itself after a wound
Or a child developing in his mother's womb
Or how the body decomposes in a tomb
Look how our hair grows at different lengths
Well... Not all of us, let's play to our strengths
The setting of the Sun is a sign
So is the sweat dripping from his hairline
I'll stay loyal, always, to intelligent design
Humans get it wrong, just look at his forehead - Frankenstein
thats me
They say God is a delusion, and they call us the craziest
This magician thinks he came from nothing, you can call him an atheist
Look, I've got a spiritual craving that this atheist can't satiate
For the maggots, this atheist is gonna be most tastiest
Well look, I'm saying for the atheist
Don't just swipe aside religion and don't be hastiest
Think about it carefully, before you make that decision - Athiest
its alright, you got that yeah?
Alright guys so inshaAllah vote for whoever you thought
we allowed each other 20 minutes and inshaAllah if you guys vote
and you like this video and we see a demand inshaAllah
we'll do a proper one where we give each other at least a week
to come up with better bars and we be more prepared inshaAllah
until next time
well before next time
check out brother muhammad hijab on his channel
subscribe to him mashaAllah does some great videos
on speakers corner and on general topics that you and i should
definately know and until next time
Asaamu Alaikum
Asaamu Alaikum
Asaamu Alaikum
There we go. we got it
He didnt really get it
