[MUSIC]
How could you let this happen?
You were supposed to protect me.
You said you could mop
the floor with Seth.
But I should have known better because
you can't even mop the floor at home.
>> [NOISE]
>> You disgust me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm pregnant!
I'm pregnant, please!
[SOUND]
>> I have a confession, are you ready?
>> All right,
this is the first confession.
Let's hear it.
>> I'm pregnant
>> What?
>> Whoa?
>> What?
>> Yeah, Pregnant
>> Well who's the baby daddy?
>> I mean there's a lot of possibilities.
I've been in a lot of
different relationships.
[SOUND]
>> You know when I told you that we
were pregnant.
>> Yeah, you're not having a baby?
>> No, I'm pregnant but
you're not the father.
>> Woah boy.
>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry
>> I'm not the father?
>> I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
>> If it's not David.
>> She's leaving him at the alter.
She's running away.
>> Listen, listen.
You made mistakes.
I've made mistakes.
We've all made mistakes.
What about the joy,
the joy we've created together, okay?
>> What?
>> In fact, I wanna tell everybody here
tonight, we're pregnant.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What?
>> We're having a baby.
>> What?
>> And we are so happy, aren't we, honey?
>> What?
>> We are so.
>> We are not pregnant.
You are pregnant.
I am out of here.
>> Give me a break.
[MUSIC]
>> Lita, Lita, don't you think there's
something you should tell Matt?
Matt, that baby that Lita's
carrying it isn't yours.
It's mine [LAUGH].
>> You want me to renew
our wedding vows.
To stand in front of you and the world and
express my love for you and you for me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yes.
>> That'd be bigger
than the royal wedding.
Everybody wants to see that.
Dare you know that’ll be huge.
>> No.
>> What?
[APPLAUSE]
>> He's certainly standing
behind his beliefs.
>> I don't get it.
>> Hunter, it hurts because I'm pregnant.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God.
[SOUND]
>> The doctor checked me out and
said that my wrists are fine, my head is
fine, my legs are really, really fine.
A perfectly healthy woman.
That is nine weeks pregnant.
Seven weeks ago I had sex
with Bobby Lashley, but
I'm nine weeks pregnant, so
that means that my soon to be
ex-husband sex addict who says put
a little much go Braddock inside me.
[APPLAUSE] [SOUND]
>> We have an announcement to make.
>> What?
>> Where else but
the WWF than a party like this.
We have an announcement.
>> I'm pregnant.
>> What?
What did she just say,
Mae Young is pregnant?
>> She said she was pregnant.
>> Let's party!
[MUSIC]
>> Now,
this brings me to the end here, and
I thought since I have
your guys attention,
I just thought I would tell
you guys that in September I
will be delivering
a little Stratusfaction.
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE]
My baby got more chance
like everybody,
that's crazy.
>> My wife and
I Have been thinking long and
hard about how we wanted to
announce this special news.
And we thought about it long and
hard, and we thought
there's no better place to announce
it than the first place that we met.
And that is here in the WWE,
in front of all of you.
So without further ado.
My wife, Maryse and I are.
Go ahead, babe.
>> We're having a baby.
>> [NOISE]
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
