-What have you kids
gotten me into this time?
Apparently this is a game
where you pretend to be a goat?
Which honestly doesn't
sound half-bad, I guess.
I'm just... well...
I guess I'm just disappointed in
your entire generation is all.
Let's see what we got here.
So it seems I've made
my way out onto a street.
So far, so good.
I'm really starting to feel like
I AM the goat, you know?
Whoa! Hey!
Watch where you're goin', buddy!
Let's see what some
of these buttons do.
Oh, apparently that's the
"murder" button. Whoops.
Sorry,
strange man who wants his mommy.
Just give me a second
to find the button
that will release
my tongue from your...
Oh... ow!
Boy, I'll tell you folks what.
I just do NOT have a bead
on these controls yet.
So far there's a "murder" button
and a "jump in front
of a truck" button.
Jiminy Christmas, I'm afraid
to try any more buttons.
A tongue-release button
might be nice though.
Kind of feel bad for this guy.
Something tells me
he wasn't planning
on becoming a corpse balloon
when he went out on his
walk this morning. [chuckles]
Boy,
they don't build swimming pools
like this anymore, do they?
Why, I remember back in the day,
our neighborhood
had a high-dive so tall,
that it was granted that
you'd lose a tooth or two
every time you hit the water.
I tell you, those were the days.
We didn't have a slide
like this though.
This is remarkable.
Well, seeing as how I've
mastered sliding on my butt,
I supposed there's only
one thing left to do:
GERONIMO!!!
Oh! Oh! Aah!
Oh, he seems to be
scared to slide down it.
Can't say I blame him
seeing as how there's no water.
Great. Looks like I have
another corpse balloon
attached to my tongue.
For the life of me,
I cannot figure out
how to detach
my tongue from his.
Hmm. Maybe if I...
Maybe if I just stretch my...
my tongue far enough,
I'll have to come off.
I mean, it can't stretch
forever, can it?
Can it?!
Holy Toledo, that tongue's gonna
be sore in the morning.
I guess we'll just
roll with this
and see how far it stretches.
But geez, this game is strange.
And worst of all,
I feel like this hardly what
being a goat is like at all.
Wait, what just-- huh?
Holy moly, what in the Sam Hill
is happening to this goat?
That's it. We just reached a
whole new dimension of weird
that I don't want any part of.
We got number-ones getting
intermixed with spelled-out ones
and laws of physics
are being broken.
I'm done. I'm done.
I want off. I want off!
Whoo! Sorry, just need a moment
to catch my breath
and wind down.
Gosh. You kids have really gone
and done it this time,
haven't you?
Now, look, I just feel
like at this point
I want to make one thing
abundantly clear.
I am never playing a game
with goats again, okay?
So don't even try suggesting it.
And don't think you're
gonna be cute either.
I heard that you can play
as a dog-goat-creature
in one of the
Call of Duty games,
so don't try pullin' a fast one
with old Grandpa Lemon
or I'll pwn you noobs.
Also,
don't forget to like this video.
You know, subscribe to
the channel if you haven't.
I mean, I don't know how else
you're seeing this video
because all the videos end up
on the front page, right?
[chuckles] No, they don't. We're
just kidding. We're joking.
But yeah, as always,
my name's Grandpa Lemon
and I'll see you guys next time.
Bye-bye!
-(Midget Apple)
All right!
I'm-- come on!
I'm out of fuel again.
[groans]
Oh, brother.
Let's add some more gas.
All right, here we go.
Hit the gas, here we go.
Zombie killings--
that's how little apples do!
