- You know I for one, am
glad to welcome Gary Hart
back into the race.
I never thought he
committed that heinous a sin
to begin with.
I've often thought there were
certain women in the world
that I'd sleep with and risk
losing the Presidency for.
Donna baby, I just never
thought you were one of 'em.
Let's put it this way,
if you're the last woman I see
on my way outta Houlihan's,
I'm still gonna
end up buying a copy of
Swank later that night.
[laughter, applause]
I think Gary Hart's an okay
guy, certainly no better
or worse than the rest of them.
Nice to have you back, Gary.
Give 'em hell.
Now here with an opposing
viewpoint is me.
- Yeah, well thank you Dennis.
[applause]
Thank you Den.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
So Gary Hart wants
back in the race, yeah.
Right, back, yeah.
This guy sleeps with
every dame on the planet,
I'm supposed to
forgive and forget.
What am I, Mother Theresa
over here?
[laughter, applause]
You know, why don't
we just go all the way
and nominate Lorenzo Lamas
for the Presidency?
I guess that's impossible,
wouldn't wanna leave
that huge gap on Falcon Crest.
Yeah, I just don't
know how stable
this Hart cat is, you know.
I'd hate to think we
got into World War III
cause this guy saw a cute
chick in the Kremlin.
I don't know about you folks,
but I don't want a President
who's got one finger on the
button, and the other finger
on the button.
So I guess what it
all comes down to is
we want two stiff
Presidents in a row.
I don't think so, babe.
Guess what, that's the conman,
and I am outta here.
[laughter, applause]
Sorry, babe.
Thank you, babe.
Thank you, baby, thank you.
- Yeah.
- [mumbles]
- Thank you.
Thank you, Dennis.
[laughter]
God, do I hate myself,
you know.
