Humanity
Your existence is my greatest defilement
Wait and see
Lets see how happy you will be then
In the moments after the year 2012
There was no solar storms
Global earthquake
Super volcanos
And no asteroid impact
The end of the world was now treated as a joke
But what they don't know
The end of the world
Is only a couple of months late
I...
Almost saved this world
100,000 Cold Jokes
It was a regular morning
A lot of people are waiting to see the latest episode of 100,000 Cold Jokes
No matter how you say it
The year that passed was boring to no end
Even in the new year, I haven't changed at all
Same clothes, Same boring life
There's nothing fun to think about in my boring life
But sometimes I like to imagine interesting things
A boring world like this should end
Just when I made that thought
The end of the world
Arrives
Test Test
Can you hear me?
Test Test
People of the earth how are you doing?
I'm happy to meet you now
Background: Who's that, an alien?
Huh?
Who am I?
You guys seriously don't know me?
This hurts my brain
I can't believe you don't know such a majestic person 
Backround: Who's this idiot, what high tech device is he using?
Ok, I guess I'll have to introduce my self
It took me a couple minutes to realize what was happening
This talk was meant to scare people onto their knees
But at this moment
Everything sounds like a bad joke
Introductions, where do I start?
There's too much to say about myself, I don't know where to start
In short
I'm the strongest in the M77 system
No, the strongest in the universe
Highest ranking official of the New Blash planet
What the hell is M77
Sounds like it's stolen from a popular TV show
And what's with the name New Blash
Even is it doesn't mean anything, you can't be that casual with your names!
I am
Emperor New Blash!
Wait, wait
You just said your name in English, now it sounds like "Bird don't shit"
You've got to be more professional than that
This time, I have good news and bad news for you guys
Yes, I know I know
Invading earth isn't it?
A couple days ago I was drinking with emperor Kolikomo 
Huh? Why is he talking about unrelated things?
I made a bet with Kolikomo
I bet that there isn't intelligent life in this system
Anyways, who's this chick?
Is she Kolikomo?
The loser of the bet has to do the sexy sexy naked dance on the system edge
What type of bet is that, you guys are just rivalling right?
Who knew that this system really did have intelligent life
Your from M77 right? I though people from there came here all the time?
But dancing naked is super embarrassing 
Then just don't make the bet in the first place!
Not seeing Kolikomo do the sexy sexy naked dance
It's very frustrating
Your frustrated because of this?!
Then, I made a honourable decision
Although It may be bad news to you
This honourable decision is to
Destroy the Earth!
Honourable my balls!
Destroying the earth just for losing a bet!
How careless are you!
Enough said
Isen't there a good news?
What was the good news again?
For me to personally visit a distant planet is good news isn't it?
What type of good news is that! 
Oh, right
As a greeting gift
Tomorrow, my army's 
Giant dragon
Will arrive to start extermination
What type of greeting is this!
Why am I getting so riled up on this?
Its probably just some nerd trying to cause disruptions
Giant dragons? The most retarded thing I've ever heard
Giant dragon
Aliens are seriously invading earth!
The dragon is too big!
What is this? Isn't it supposed to arrive tomorrow?
Yes, my lord, because of worm hole traffic jams
Objects started arriving early
It seams that the dragon has arrived ahead of time
So its like this
Whatever, anything works
Ok
The destruction of earth begins now
Everyone, good luck!
Good luck my ass!
How can you be this careless!
Mommy!
Young girl
Separated from family?
Must help her
Dahm it!
I'm outta time
Save/Not Save
How could you not save her!
Little girl
I'm sorry
Big brother can no longer be with you
You must look for mommy yourself
Looks like it's the end for me
I haven't even done anything yet
I don't have enough willpower
But
At least
End
Psych! 
Not finished, continue
