This young Iguana walking to school by himself
AND THERE'S A PACK OF SNAKES
The little bastard should've gone a different way
It's not the first time he has been bullied though, he is like:
No worries, i can't go left, above me is shit
And going right is fucked.
I recognize I'll just hang tight
I'll wait for night time.
And then I'll creep away like a little ninja
It means I'll miss a day of school, but...
...mom can't get angry.
OH it f*ckin' touch me
Look at all these sliny wack is imerging from the darkness.
It's like it could take your holiday nightmare.
Meanwhile the Iguana is breaking landspeed records
They can't catch him
He is like the Usain Bolt of baby lizard
He flies around the corner
OOH Look at this, an AMBUSH !!
Ooh... f*ck off...NO...
Corrupt politicians
War in the Middle East
Shorter seasons of Game Of Thrones
And now this BULLSHIT
OH...OH... It's all good
It's little late to work it over time again
F*ck, I need a nap from watching him.
I'm about to pass out.
He is COOOOL ... as a cucumber though!
He is like...
From this point I just need to listen to Bear Grylls
I have to get to higher round...
Start a camp fire...
and drink my own piss.
OH...Hi Fiona!
You're skipping school as well!
AWESOME
Ha ha ha ha ha
Suffering you jerks!
Back to the darkness...Yeah... Dickhead....
