From me to you,
you got to be crazy.
You know what I'm talking about?
Full goose bozo.
'Cause what is reality?
(audience laughs)
(squeals)
(audience laughs)
If you need a seat on the bus,
you have to go, "Excuse me."
(audience laughs)
Ah, that'll do it
to you, it will!
Messes 'em up.
Sometimes if they call
for your taxes, go.
That should put 'em outside
for a day or two.
Got to be crazy, you got to.
'Cause madness is the only
way I've stayed alive.
Used to be a comedian.
Used to, a long time ago.
(audience laughs)
It's true.
There are some good memories.
(audience laughs)
It's too late now for that.
Can't even
jump start the sucker.
(audience laughs)
But it doesn't matter, though.
I can gum you to death.
(audience laughs)
I'm being grotesque,
but you got to be.
You see what I mean,
you got to be crazy!
It's too late to be sane.
Too late.
You got to go
full tilt bozo.
'Cause you're only given
a little spark of madness,
and if you lose that,
you're nothing.
Don't.
From-- from me to you,
don't ever lose that,
because it keeps you alive.
'Cause if you lose that,
(blows raspberry)
That's my only love.
Crazy. Ah!
