Alrighty? Hello!
Hello.
So, got a card trick for you.
Jenni here doesn't have a clue what's going to happen, do you?
No clue!
No clue at all.
That was a terrible shuffle but that will have to do.
So, pick a card first of all.
Not that one! Only kidding, pick that one.  Pick any one you like.  I don't care.
Have a  look at it, memorise it, show it to the camera,
em, in fact... just inspect it.  Check that it is what you
would expect a card to look like.
Yep.
Is it what you would expect a card to look like?
Yep.
Okay.
Perfectly normal?
Yep.
Perfectly normal card?
Sorry, I though I flashed it at you.
You thought you flashed it at me?
Alright. Well, it doesn't actually matter if I see it.  I've seen this trick before!
So you can see the front of it, you can see the back of itback of the world
target okay and if I actually want you
What I actually want you to do is...didn't work...em, I just want you
to sign you your name on the card.
In fact, write your full name on the card, why not, go for it.
My full name? Yep, why not?  Okay.
There you go.
Okay...dry it off a wee bit.  I'll get the lid for the pen.  And, eh, I just want you to...I'll fold the card up, and I'm going to fold it again.
And I want you to put that in your mouth.
My mouth?
Yes, put it in your mouth.
Why?
Just put it in your mouth.
Okay.
Aright, okay, nice and secure.You're not allowed to let me get to that card until I actually ask for it.
Okay?!
I'm just going to take the next card down...Ace of Diamonds.  Where's the pen?
[Garbled] Sorry.
Thank you.
I'm just going to do something on it here.
[Chuckle]
What?
And now, let's recap.
[Pen lid clicks]
Okay, so, if this is all working well...I will put this card in MY mouth, and I'll hang on to it.
[Garbled] Okay?  So, what card was yours?
[Garbled] 7 of Diamonds.
[Garbled] 7 of Diamonds. Okay, and I've got?
[Noise]
[Garbled] Ace of Diamonds.
[Very garbled]  Give me a quick kiss.  DON'T let me get the card though!
[Garbled] Alright, okay.
Magic has happened...No, not yet.  I will open this card, I will show it to you, I will show it to the camera
And then, eh, give me that card, okay?
[Garbled] Okay.
So I'll unfold this card, and it says:
Jennifer Ruth Hood.
Card please.
Jennifer Ruth Hood
Will you marry me?
[Giggling] Yeah.
And that is how you magically transform a girlfriend into a fiancée.
[Still giggling] I can't believe that.
