TOP 'O THE MORNING TO YOU LADIES! My name is Jackspticeye and welcome back to UNDERTALE
 
*claps* That timed perfectly okay, so hopefully everything records properly.
I'm always so paranoid whenever I start recording this game because it's hour long stretches,
and this is a game, that, you can't go back to a save point.
I mean, I have save points here, but, uh, once you do progress
You're did the progress is done. So hopefully oh, please God it's recording- wait. What is the name of this place???
Yeah, I knew it was fucking spider entrance. God dammit. I think we're gonna have to fight that spider lady.
Ummmm. Yeah, it feels like that. Okay, so I'm assuming. I don't step in these webs. (softly) oh
(In "spider lady" voice) Did you hear what they just said?
(Normal voice) Huh
(Spider lady voice) They said a human wearing a striped shirt will come through
(Spider lady voice)They heard that they hate spiders. (Normal voice) I don't hate spiders. Well, I do, but shh. I can't say that here!
(Spider lady voice)I heard that they love to stomp on them
(Normal voice, defensively) No, I'm nice (we know you aree)
(Spider lady voice) I heard that they like to tear their legs off. (Normally)
 Oh, shitt Did I just get slower?. Oh, no.
Oh crap. (Spider lady voice) I heard- (Normally) Oh, God. I can't move oh no. Oh - It's you!
(Spider voice)That they're awfully stingy with their money Ahuhuhu-o
Do you think your taste, is too refined for our pastries, don't you, dearie?
I disagree with that notion, I
think your taste, is exactly what this next batch needs!
(Normal Voice) Oh, God, are you going to fight me? Yep
Yeah, finally!
This is my second favorite song and the soundtrack. Oh, it's so good!
Muffit traps you! Oh. Oh, oh, I get it. Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds
And when along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened miss muffet away. I get it look at the way
She blinks, that's weird.
Okay, so act! Muffit. Your money?!
What?
I can pay you ten gold?
Okay, this is all weird
Yeah, okay. Let's get into a fight. Um, check. We'll just check. Zero defense. See,
They've eight attack with zero defense, so if I was an attacking character doing a genocide run, then I'd be fucking fine.
If she invites you to her parlor excuse yourself
(Spider lady voice) Don't look so blue, my dearie
(Normally) Oh Jesus. Oh f- oh, God!
*a confused and stunned silence*
I'm purple??? (Spider lady voice) I think purple is a better look at you! Ahuhuhu!
(softly)God, what do I do? (reads text normally) You're trapped in a strange purple web. Up next, spider.(?)
O-okay
Claim to struggle this struggle some cotton web you've chosen [to] Escape the web
muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you, I
Thought Al you should be proud the way made us. Oh, God
Whoa, okay this isn't too bad?
That was simple enough. Hopefully the fray doesn't get much harder boy. I'm purple now. So where has made me blue um
[Ondine] made me green and now she's making me purple whose I'm already red. Who's Gonna make me white?
That's why I [wanna] know well for tidies up the web around you oh
Okay pay. I pay [ten] goal and see what happens you pay a gold muffin reduces her attack for this turn. Oh
Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake
[she's] cool. I like her. Oh Jesus. Oh, God fuck
Okay, [if] I can leave it hurt her [vulva] tidies up the web around you
Redo your jupiter. Escape away [at] muffet laughs and claps her hands okay? That's different. Let you go don't be so silly [oh]
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah?
Oh, oh, I like this battle. Huh bookman pours you a cup of spiders you I don't want a cup of spiders, okay?
I'm gonna keep struggling and see what happens up next
Spider donut
so I'm assuming if I bought a spider donut at the start of the game because everyone was like you need to go back and
Buy them I'm assuming [that] if you bought one cheater goes easier on you
Or you're supposed to keep it for the battle
I think [there's] a lot of items like that people got mad at me for eating the butterscotch pie as well
[apparently] makes the final fight easier
So I don't know maybe that's why I kept the snowman because then I actually realized that some items carry along a long way
So I don't know what that's gonna do
[muffit] is so amused by your antics that she give a discount
Your soul is going to make every spider very happy
She's creepy, whoa fuck okay. Those are [doughnuts]. Those are doughnuts. Jesus. She does a lot of damage and
I removed Tammy error fuck
muffin pours you a cup of spiders
like a pay Twenty gold
What does that do [munford] reduces her attack for this turn? Oh?
how rude of me [I] almost forgot to introduce you to my pet it's
Breakfast time isn't it have fun you two oh
Geez oh, God it fucking moves. [oh]
No, [hahaha], [okay]? What that fuck [is] that thing? Oh?
Christ oh Christ, are you fucking serious with this shit ah [ah]?
God, okay. Don't you fuck me. Don't use D pad for that cuz you have to move up and left the right as well. [oh]
I'm so dead. I'm so dead movin does a synchronized dance with the other spiders. Hey, I need use a [fuckin]
Okay, maybe I can survive one more
[Merci] the person who warned you about us warned us about you even [oh], Jesus Christ
fuck [I]
Am in way over my head for this all the spiders clap along to the music
Hate your motherfuckers use a bicycle there we go. Oh
Jesus offered us a lot of money for your soul
Okay, [oh], God again. I don't know why you made her sound like a snake
I think I watched something with a spider lady in it, and they sounded like that. They kind of had [our] lists
Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders?
Peter [did] [it] [bit] it in it in it in it in a padilha dude, okay. I need to reduce your
I'm not gonna use all my money for this she reduced her attack for this turn. I need to reduce her attack
She's going to decimate me. They had such a sweet smile and boom
oh
Oh nelly. Oh nelly. Wow the fuck are you oh it's a croissant. I?
Like this battle I'm gonna get fucking ream though. It's strange, but I saw I saw them in the shadows
changing shape
No, oh oh, oh, oh
No croissants. They fit really well there muffin pours you a cup of spiders
Do not drink that I know I don't want to kill spiders. I'm nice. I would've bought [your] [supper] [for] you only noon. Oh
It's [lunchtime], isn't it I don't forgot to feed my bed. [oh], not this shit again. [oh]
glad oh
Fuck oh fuck. Oh
Okay, stay near the top. Oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh it's hard. Oh, it's so hard go up
[geesh] [yay], [she] [yeah], she wahwee. Oh good. Oh my God. This is hard
smells like Freshly baked Cobwebs
my curtains yeah
nice cream there we go ah
You're super spiffy your eyes
She was insane uh with that money the spider clans can finally be reunited wait so can I pass the battle bye
Oh fuck I
Should have put [on] Tammy ever up next a pair of boobs ha ha ha
ok so I can see when the next like
If I keep forgetting to look at the Op neck so that the [paid] show up on that because if you did then I can
Use money and bring down the thing ok muffin does a synchronous ants with the other spiders can I struggle?
You started to escape the web nothing happened fuck you haven't heard spiders have been trapped into ruins for generations
No, fuck
Fuck man. I'm so bad at this
Why?
Haha, hey, I'm so lucky that I have a lot of fucking items even if they go under the door
Snowden's Fatal [goal] is Impossible alone A
Little until agility, but they get it a little [natal] little do such a good son. It really feels like a battle song
Look and pours you a cup of spiders
Okay, spare cuz I think it's just [spiders] [coming] [across] him, but with the money from your soul
We'd be able to rent them a heated limo could you oh oh oh oh oh?
oh
Muffit eyes up the web around you?
And [we'd] all have the leftovers. We could have a nice vacation
or even build a slider baseball field
Jesus Christ, I have no coordination for the shit
[oh-ho-Ho-Ho-ho], okay, the muffin dude is up next oh
Switz oh, so I have to use an item to bring back up my health or use money
[to] make the attack easier. I'm gonna bring up my health ah
But enough of that, it's time for dinner. Isn't it boom does this battle ever fucking end?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck [fuck]. I'm dead. That's it. I'm just dead
That's the way this is going oh
No, I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm so bad at this [oh], oh, oh
How many hits waves left me ha ha ha you're still alive?
Oh my pet looks like it's time [for] dessert
huh a telegram from the spiders in the ruins what they're saying that youth that, they saw you and
Even if you are stingy you never hurt a single spider
I've been saying I didn't hurt anybody. Oh my this has all [been] a big misunderstanding
[I] taught you or someone that hated spiders is it over
The person who asked for that soul. They must have met a different human in a striped shirt
Sorry for all the trouble [oh], I'll make it up to you
you can come back here anytime and for no charge at all and
Wrap and wrap you up and let you play [with] my pet again
Just kidding. I'll spare you now
Muffin is sparing you oh
My God, I almost died right at the end. That was hectic as all hell
That was insane. I sucked every dick at that
That was fun. See you again, Dearie
Oh, [ye], Jesus Christ
Can I save again? Oh God it's [fuckin] mettaton time again ok I'm going back. I'm saving oh
Hi, I'm saving and then they come back and talk to you. I can't run into any enemies here
Can [I] cuz I don't want to die. I don't wanna die now
That was so intense oh
It's a point still there. I thought it was gone
Huh, so item whoa I'm phone. Go to dimension the box a let's take
Take some dog residue and use it
When I got up, okay, then I get any um
But again, oh II got one dog salad, okay. That's good. Sweet [I]
Save again actually, haha. Oh
God that was the most tense battle so far the others
I was able to get through I mean when undying I had Tammy armour. So maybe that made it a bit too easy
But I mean I didn't get hit by all that many of her attacks anyway
I was able to block them, but for this one. It was fucking tense
Well fit, or you say okay? You're still here. Hi
There you are dearie. [you] always you are always welcome in [my] parlor just stay on your best behavior
He I don't [know] how to say that
Okay, oh
The web's just slow you down, okay? Oh
God mettaton
It's a poster for meta tons latest stage performance a tragic tale [of] two star-crossed
Lovers kept apart by the tides of fate looks like it's almost time for the performance
[oh], no, is it just gonna start when I get there that's never happened before [would] mettaton oh
that human
Medicine oh God could it be [oh], God. What are you wearing?
My one true. Love [is] this this is like a play?
Yep, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha oh, man, Aha
great move no [ok]
Please dust profess their faith for me like. Oh now. I can move are you singing [all] my love?
Please run away
Monster King sees even funnier [now] because he can't sing
Forbids your stay he's like trying to sing but he's a robot voice humans must
live Far apart
even if it breaks my heart
They'll put you all. It's pretty in the dungeon
seven Years Dungeon I
It'll suck
And then you'll die a lot, I think I can ride I once met it on
really Sad
You're gonna die
Cry cry cry so sad it's happening
That a ocean surf so sad so sad that you were going to the dungeon
Well toodles what oh?
I
Feel I would I went to the dungeon no matter where I went right? [oh], no, whatever shall I do
my love has been cast away into the dungeon [I]
Dungeon with a puzzle so dastardly my Para armor will surely perish [O]
Heavens have Mercy the horrible [Colour] tiled maze
Each color tile has its own sadistic function
For example a green tile sounds and noise, and then you must fight a monster
Red tiles will actually wait a second
Didn't we see this puzzle about a hundred rooms ago
Yeah, and you were there you were up at the top Right-hand Corner when Papyrus gave me this
And when I went back to the ruins it was gone you were gone
Well that's if it was you that's right. You remember all the rules don't you great then I won't waste your time repeating them I?
Remember oh, and you'd better hurry because if you don't get through in 30 seconds
What oh?
You will be incinerated by these jets of fire
Another reason why I get mettaton that voice as well is because it reminds me glados. It's like oh
There you are. It's like. It's kind of human, but not really so they're trying to express all these emotions
but they can't and the singing is well oh, man ah
My poor love I'm so filled with Grief. I can't stop laughing good luck darling
Yeah as falling down now in tears. Oh, oh
What am I doing? I don't know which way I'm going
What?
Um excuse me
What are we doing now? Let's watch I?
Can't go right okay? Oh
Was I supposed to fail? [oh], I'm so sorry looks like you're out of time. Oh shit
here come the flames darling
No, thanks. They're closing in
closer
getting closer oh my I
Was in a burning your dress any minute now. I can't move
robotic off [oh]
Watch out. I'll save you I'm hacking into the firewall right now. [oh]
Of course mettaton who sounds [like] a floppy disk uses a firewall oh, it's genius. [oh]
No, how could this happen boiled again by the Brilliant doctor alphys [oh]?
I didn't click anything where did this thing. Go away. That's right come on marathon
Give up already you'll never be able to defeat us
Not as long as we work together
Your puzzles over no go home and leave us alone
puzzles over
[our] face darling, what are you talking about?
Did you forget what the green tiles do they make a sound then you have to fight a monster?
Well darling that monster is me is me ah not again? [uh]?
but [uh] Papa
Third Favorite song in the soundtrack
[okay] meta time let's yell at him. Hi
Fuck yourself
This is it darling say goodbye
Come and click on the phone is that [your] phone you'd better answer it
Who's talking hey this seems bad, but don't worry there's one last thing. I installed on your phone you see that yellow button
Go to the phones Act menu and press it
Okay
You press the yellow button the phone is resonating with metatron's [presence]
Is it gonna blow up? This is it darling say goodbye?
no, I'm yellow no press [z] oh Matt I'm
Gonna do it [oh] oh
You've defeated me. How can this be you were stronger than I thought Etc. Ha ha ha ha?
whatever, ha ha ha
Hey look marathon looks like you'd like you beat him you [did] a really great job out there. Oh
Thanks t. Oh. Oh thanks to you
What oh no? I mean you you were the one doing everything cool. I just wrote some silly programs for your phone
mmm um
hey this might sound strange, but
Can I tell you something?
before [I] met you I did didn't really I didn't really like myself very much [ah]
for a long Time I
Felt like a total screwup, but like I couldn't do anything without
Without ending up letting everybody down
but
Guiding you has made me feel a lot better about myself
am I seriously helping like an otaku girl get over like her social anxiety and
Like slight depression that is awesome
so thanks for letting me help you uh
Anyway, we're almost to the core. It's just past mettaton resort come on. Let's finish this
[sweet] this oh
That's cute though alphas are such a sweetheart
Oh, hey Surfer, dude. Hey, it's you again
Business is excellent here these two fellas bought all my ice cream. I've actually sold out of everything
Sorry, wait. I've still got something for you a big smile. [how] about that?
Ha ha ha you fucking a hole and you douche bags which oh, I'm [back] here
[umm] [umm] [umm] [I] can't climb the stairs
Wait, let's just go back cuz this is a game that has secrets everywhere yet. There's a new dude
Mettaton looked really really cool in that dress [it] sort of makes me feel like I [could] wear one, too
This game is very progressive very forward thinking like homosexual couples mettaton in a dress
[and] then like alphys with her social anxiety nose gazing
It's heckling all very relevant issues that people like go through like identity crisis and everything. It's really good. I really like it. Oh
or 3
Hey, hey, did you remember my name did you yes what what do you remember?
How could I be so easily defeated?
[haha], he's cute. [I] thought you told me to remember your name. You said [it] was flame something
He seems happy oh
Hey, we're like talking
Taking a rain check on that killing you thing like don't tell and dying about this ok no problem [brad]
I'm so happy my scream is really changing the world
Give me some
Sandy Boy. I love you, [Ro]
Hey, I heard you're going to the core
How about grabbing some dinner with me first? Yes last time we went though he started talking about flowey or echo flowers
Great. Thanks for treating me
[silences] [hmMm]
Treating you I thought you said we were going to dinner
Sciences voice is one of the ones that I regret most in the series. I like the one I've given him now
I think [it] just took him a lot more than over here cuz that was just too dumb
But if I was to go back and like do it again
I probably would've cuz everyone was like it sounds like critical like the Youtuber and that is
like the [perfect]
Voice from and now I've gone too far that [if] I don't keep changing his voice over and over and over again like the critical
voice is like um um
Over here. [I] know is sure he could like that would have suited him a lot more
But now I've gone too far into it that I don't think I can [change] him again
So it's one of the regrets. I have in the series. I said like the voice I gave him like over here
I know a shortcut
[cuz] he's kind of like that that cool uncle that you have around there's people call him don't go the sands like dad uncle well
Here we are
so
Your journeys almost over, huh?
You must really want to go home. Hey, I know the feeling but oh
though
Maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you
Down here you've already got food drink friends
Is what you have to do really worth it
Can I move oh [no] ah?
Forget it
I'm rooting for you kid. See that that kind of actually think goes with those words a bit more like I'm rootin for your kid
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-do. Hey
Let [me] tell you a story
So I'm a century and snowden for us, right
Sit out here and watch for humans. It's kind of boring
Unfortunately deep in the forest. There's this huge locked door and it's perfect for practice and Knock-knock jokes
So one day, I'm knocking [him] out like usual
[I] knock on the door and say knock knock [and] suddenly from the other side [I] hear a woman's voice
Who is there?
So naturally I respond
Dishes knock knock who is there dishes?
dishes dishes [whoo]
This is a very bad joke ha ha
Then she just howls what laughter
Like it's the best jokes he's heard in a hundred years is he talking about Tori. [oh]
Like back at the ruins. There's a huge door cuz that's where I met sands in the forest [ah]
[so] I keep him coming and she keeps laughing
She's the best audience. I've [ever] had then after a dozen of them she knocks and says
Knock knock [I] forgot the toriel voice I did I say who's there?
[Old] Lady
old lady, who oh
I did not know you could yodel ha ha ha ha [o] lady, huh?
Wow
Needless to say this woman was extremely good
we kept telling each other jokes for hours eventually I had to leave my
[pyrus] gets kind of Cranky without his bedtime story sans tell me my story
But she told me to come by again, so I did then I did again and again. It's a thing now
Tell him bad jokes through the door. It's it rules
But oh, God if I had killed her, what would he have done?
One day though I noticed she wasn't laughing very much I
Asked her what was up then she told me something strange
If a human ever comes through this door
Could you please please promise me something?
Watch over them and protect them will you not I?
Came through the door
Now [I] hate making promises and this woman. I don't even know her name
but
Someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has an in integrity. You can't say no to
So do you know what I'm saying is that why you came up to me [and] give me like the whoopee cushion thing
Instead of killing me because you he was supposed to be a century and [the] [lookout] for humans
So if a human came through he was supposed to kill them [I]
Came through I'm a human
The promise I made to her you know, what would have happened if she hadn't said anything
buddy
What [oh]? He's no ice
You'd be dead. Where you stand? Oh, Jesus [Christ]. That's creepy. [oh]
Can L sit is what people were saying that [sans] is like
There's a lot more to him than like just the dom telling jokes little fat dude. [well]. He's not fat. He's big-boned um
[jeez] that's scary
Hey, Lighten up [Paco]
I'm just joking with you besides
Haven't I done a great job protecting you? I mean look at yourself. You haven't died a single time
Hey, what's that look supposed to mean [I] have died
Am I wrong?
Yeah
Yeah
What I can't move yet, well, that's all take care of yourself kid
Cuz someone really cares about you, okay?
[every] time you sit down to talk [to] [sans]. I like a lunch or dinner situation
He has sold much more to him than you think like just this little dude telling stupid jokes ruining his brother's life with incidental music
But like there's so much more to him. He's really creepy when he wants to be
Good God hey, bro
What did you do with the plant?
It's a platoon of [fisc] is's or ficuses viscous [ease]
It's a wall of fame full of quotes and photos from visiting celebrities the food is to die for
gorgeous style in Fragrance my face tastes beautiful
These are all [metatron]. [oh]
[hahaha] oops, I didn't know that and there's mettaton on the TV. It's some kind of TV show featuring Marathon
As they came in I realize I forgot to make a reservation
But I didn't want to look like I messed up, so I kept walking in anyway now
I'm just kind of consumed and do off this ficus
Hahahaha, [she] [came] in without a reservation. Oh the tables are all marathons. [I]
Only noticed like the wheel at the bottom then irene
I saw the knobs on that's what he said I taste delicious eating food off his own face
Originally we dug mazes and puzzles in order to foil human attacks
But now [finland] things winding and confusing it's some awful tradition. You can't go
[oh], two feet without being up to your [habits] [and] puzzles
Yeah, true. I know [I] feel so [drake] buddy
I'm the resort comedian. I'm very funny people laugh at my jokes now my son. He wants to be a comedian like his father
But his jokes [aren't] funny
He tells his odd. There's awful puss. He's an embarrassment to my [family] ha ha that's not funny
Since his mother passed on he couldn't stand living a lot at home alone anymore living at home when he was not alone in there
So he ran away haven't seen him since it's I'm a terrible father ha ha ha ha that's not funny ha ha ha
It's like yeah, you remember that time when those people got killed ha ha ha that's not funny
I love a character like that
Where he trying to make stew like bad things [funnies] [like] remember that car crash where everybody died
Ha ha ha ha that's not funny. [I]
Work at the core. The inside is a maze of swappable parts
That means we can shuffle the layout and we'll boy was today a fun day. I sure loved puzzle
It's a potted plant cool. You look like onion [sun]
Red Red you'll have to reserve a table [took] [me] here it also need to reserve your chair
No silverware your food your everything
Remember you're not okay same thing
Is there anything else around here? [there] was a door at the bottom okay? No?
It's a nice place. What's the space called?
So nobody has reservations during [to] people with reservation is that mettaton as well?
It's broken though the relaxing atmosphere of this hotel it fills you with Determination
hotel Lobby there's an inscription on this fountain Royal memorial fountain
built to o1x Mettaton added last week
Okay, it's spilling on the floor
fern off
Did he call you handyman?
Yes, we know the elevator to [the] city is not working because it is incident rooms are running at a special rate 200 gold
For a room interested
Why not let's say last time. I stayed in a room something fun happened. So why not?
Fabulous will escort you to your room
I'm white a little ball underneath the covers and whenever a move
[hahahaha]
Can I can I exit the bed okay?
It's a lamp. There's no light switch. It says that stairs make their own light [oh]
Cuz mettaton yeah, I get it fucking mettaton man
Some sort of giant bottle of perfume. [oh] the rectangular the cap is so comically large. You can't open it
Don't get giggity goo get again. I've listened to the soundtrack a lot every time I go through the shop
I just take all the soundtrack and listen. [oh] cuz all the songs are super short is he a blaster them all super quick [ah]
Room service got my ct. Yes
Like City, no you don't
Sorry
[Dududu] oh squidward
Wow realm service got my cinnamon bun
Yes, you flattened the cinnamon born until it's Paper-thin you slide it under the door, huh?
That's just the way. I want here's a tip you got 99 gold yeah, here's a tip don't eat yellow snow
You hear shuffling seems like you could put something under the door
but no put on the foot whatever a game asked me to put or no put I always put
You put a dog silent in front of the door it slides underneath
The dog sided was absorbed by the darkness
But I just lose two items, but they technically I sold a cinnamon one from [99] gold. What's up ah?
Seems busy looks like he's dancing to the music
It's locked from the inside. [I] just came from that room
How does it get locked?
See this what I mean
There's so much stuff in this game like everything you click on has something cool to talk about there's some humor to it
There's some little bit of character to every single thing a fucking door. That's more character [than] some games out there. It's incredible
Hi
This elevator goes straight [at] the [capitol], but I'd stopped working the hotel is doing its best to accommodate everybody stuck here
Yeah, I'm gonna be home tonight um think there's some cold pizza in my treasure hoard, [you] can heat up
Okay, he's on the phone man let markiplier. There's an m on his chest
Perfect. I'm I'm outraged
[Ariz] my what the elevator, okay? Let's save again
Just so we [have] saves welcome to empty t resort hot lands biggest apartment building [turned] hotel
Whether you're here for a night, or still live here
Entity Resort prides itself on a great day. Just passing through nice mtT resort prides itself on being passed through
Since I get prides itself on everything okay. Maybe that's the elevator empty tea restaurant
Hi
program Poor iam home of the glam Burger
Sparkle up your day, okay?
So I saw told me the guy who made the game tweet out about this guy
it was something that he just like scribbled on a piece of paper or online like in Microsoft paint or something it was a
Terrible drawing, but he said it was the only character that looked like that that actually made it into the final game
so the way the character looks here is the way he looked like on his picture, so
That's good. I like that talk. I'm sorry haha. It's against the rules to talk to customers who haven't bought anything
okay, so by
starfy glam Burger Legendary Hero
steak in the shape of Metatron's face 500 gold no um
[here's] 40 Hp hero Sandwich attack up in battle. That's not worth 300
He was 27 Hp very popular food. He has 14 very popular food is there a
Secret if [I] buy one of these
Can use like a steak in the shape of metatron's face against mettaton when I fight him again
Because I don't feel like I've beaten him yet [um]
I'll buy [eat] one of these these are expensive though. Oh
sweet [Lamar] fuck
Fucking hell, thanks for the fire before day
[hahaha], so let's talk what?
Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers. Sorry [oh]
fucking hell, so I wanted to be an actor [uh]
um
Marathon when I first came to [heartland]. He was my dream to work on Marathon
Fucking this days awesome. Well be careful what you wish for a little buddy
Why is Reddit I'm bad or why is [messing] about good?
Have you even looked around this place is a labyrinth of bad choices and every time we try to change something for the better?
He vetoes it and says that's not house. How they do it on the surface. Oh, right?
Humans are always eating hamburgers made a sequence and glue
What why is this Mettaton bad?
Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freakin rectangle
I'm sorry, you know one time. I bought one [of] those uh kids online -
What uh make yourself more rectangular?
And uh they don't work
Romance advice
Listen buddy listen. [I] like you little buddy. So I'm gonna get save you a lot of trouble
Never interact with attractive people unless you're one of them. They're just gonna take [advantage] of you like
That time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some clam burgers, and I naive teenager that I was said yes to them
bad idea
So I went out to [the] alley to see those two ladies and uh you know see what had happened next
Then my boss
Saw me and asked me what I was [doing]. I was so startled two hamburgers in my pocket stumbled out onto the ground
Nine one didn't lose face. How could you lose a face like that?
[I] scrambled to pick them up, but as I was leaning over the weight of the remaining hamburgers
Cuts my pants to fall down
Then the girls laughed at me
Everyone calls me burger pants. No ha ha ha. [I] love this dude burger pants, all right
Good morning years. So let me give you some advice little buddy. You've sir got time. Don't live like me
I'm 19 years old, and I've already wasted my entire life
poor dude
Future what future nothing down here ever changes, I'd probably be trapped at this stupid job forever. [oh]
God
But wait, there's one thing [that] keeps me going if a score gets, just one more soul
We'll finally get to go to the surface. [I'd] be a brand it'll be a brand new world
There's [got] [to] [be] a second chance out there for me for everyone
So stay strong little buddy there when I make it big I keep you in mind
[thank] you burger pants. They sell stuff why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley
sweet any Time little buddy, I
Like burger pants, he's cool. Dude boom boo boo boo the elevator is in use I thought it was broken
Okay, so this is head [nothung] core oh
I don't wanna go into core yet. Okay, so
We've talked to a lot of people
We've advanced a lot of things so let's go out and talk to people in the alley. There's a note here that didn't get hey
Go up the creepy alleyway on the right for some
great deals
Okay, are you prostitutes?
Gonna date dude it did do hey check it out. Yeah, check it out
Talk Burger pants, oh
That guy from the store yuck what a creep. Yeah, he's a cream
But he's kind of cute too. Come on caddy. Don't you have any standards that nope?
Okay, like they're annoying thing is he'd be okay?
if he just treated us with some respect, but hey
But he just acts really weird and then act like it's our fault that he acts that way
Like when we asked him to get those glam burgers he dropped them and ran away before we could even say then
We were like going to share them really I wasn't
hahahaha, Caddy
She's Kathy get it like she says things that are catty like I love those girls. I don't there are batches
[oh], you're so catty who?
About you - I'm bratty, and this is my best friend caddy. I'm caddy, and this is my best friend bratty
Yeah, yep. Yeah, we said it at the same time. [oh]
The stuff inside is like
totally wicked
Expensive, but like this stuff. We found is like
Totally wicked cheap. It's like totally cheap
You should like
totally wicked buy all [of] it totally we could buy all of it, huh I
Mean like where does anyone get guns or food or we found this in [the] garbage?
That's how she's saying because she's she's she's up class that and the fact that I read it wrong
you know
It's good garbage. It's like really good garbage
Where do we get the garbage like the garbage store, duh?
Hot waterfall mostly I found a gun in a dumpster and keep changing their voices so much sorry. Oh
My God made of town oh my God mettaton
He's like my robot husband actually. He's like my robot husband [I]
Think we're like both going to [Mary] Ann. We're both like already married to him
He just like doesn't know it yet
So like Dr.. Alphas built mettaton right that's like what they tell you
but like mettaton always acts like bing built was his idea somehow and
Even right after he was built. He acted like Elvis was an old friend
But they're like not friends anymore. Yeah, I like me and bready best friends for ever
but Mettaton old oh
My God mad at I'm okay. Yeah. I did this oh wait. Talk. Where you say old now
Origin of garbage about [you] [to] grace to say old on those things [oh]
My God alphys oh my God
She used to live on our street
She was like a big sister. [I] mean like if your big sister takes you on trips to the dump
She showed us the coolest places to find trash
This is because we're all trash troll undertale trash right now
She was always collecting these weird cartoons. [oh]
I was in waterfall where you got all the garbage throw from the bike in the computer and the dummy [oh]
It all ties together like a neat little package
Then she became the royal scientist. Yeah, we haven't seen her in like forever
So office has always like what escort is a super cutie
so like I'm pretty sure she made mettaton to like totally impress him a
Robot with a soul that's like super relevant to his hobbies
So after seeing marathon [öZGüR] asked her to do [all] this science stuff for him
But nobody's like seen anything from her yet
[aren't] her at all she must like it's just day in her lab all day
Like live a little girl. Yeah like us. Oh
My God. He's a total goober. He's a big fuzzy goofball
Like I love that guy. He's like so nice
God, we're like
So high for the destruction of humanity. [oh] my gosh destruction of humanity
oh
my Jesus Christ
Thanks, but we we like don't really need anything. [oh] my God. Can you just go get us some clint glam Burgers?
We don't really need anything wait. I'll pay you
1,000 girl if you get mettaton to autograph my bot
No junk food Empty. Gone Cowboy hat mystery key oh
mystery Key
Where if I pass the can't be opened I passed the place in there?
in like the forested area in snowden with the door and [the] mushrooms outside that I couldn't get into and
I also passed Sanz's room that I couldn't get into but there's some houses in snowden that I couldn't get [into] either I
Wish I had enough for it
Okay, bye girls. See you later bitches
Just say cool. Okay. Those are fun. I like those girls. Those are fun to voice. That's appear
Nothing. It's just a regular wall
See, what game would have you go all the way up there just to be able to click and say it's a regular wall
So good
Buddha boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. Oh hey, I was here. Let's go to the core
Boom goo goo goo goo goo goo
Love the music man so good Toby Fox you're fucking genius
Do dare to dirty okay? It's not a secret. Oh
crap
Huh, who are they?
Nobody else is supposed to be here. [oh] well. We can't worry about that now. Oh wait
I want to go back here and ring Papyrus
Ring-Ring [a] hotel cool. I've never stayed at a Fancy hotel. Really me neither
Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime. Yeah, let's vacation to a hotel
That's it. Koryo anything nobody picked up
Hmm wait
Wait, wait wait wait. Wait wait. [I] was in here with sands
We were sitting at this table sands got up went over here did something to plan and left
Where did he go?
Like how did he get out?
See there's so much the sands because when I met him I
After snowden he was at the stand
And he was like okay. Let's go back to grill bees, and we went right
But we ended up coming back to grill bees. Which is on the left. [oh]
Man, there's so much to [science] science is my favorite character
I like to papyrus a lot cause he was hilarious, but [sans] there's so much mystery to him and he's like yeah
I tell bad jokes, but I'll also kill you
So he'd kill you if he has to
So good such a good character
All right moving on what's in here the Core I?
Think [I] have to click on everything because the secrets everywhere
Ready this is it take the elevator up to the top of the core
Then wait this this is it it
This can't be it yet
Hey, why don't you try to use the elevator first? I don't want to oh shit, but watch out oh balls
Magic cups out of his of attack Magic, but it's a mad chick
[Bubu] do to build will [babu] okay clear mind you ignore Magic and think of Pollen and sunshine your defense increased by one
No, it didn't it increased my fucking
[10:30] health now please and thank you
Walk are you doing stop that?
Okay
Let's stare back at him Chaser, orb Corner on Chaser or the unrelenting Chaser, orb was weakened by your glare
Please and thank you. Oh
Nut balls you're gonna spit out crosses again. Oh
That you're easy to avoid
[stare] at the Corner or the intimidating corner or was weakened by earlier tinkle tinkle hoi?
Peppa Peppa, Peppa Papa Papa fuck [oh] fuck crap
Okay
There we [go] spear you 160 gold
But that was close, but why are you there's so many monsters here? I mean, it's no problem
right
We've just got to [keep] heading forward
Oh, hey, what are we doing where am I?
Looks like you can't proceed until you hit the switch, but those lasers will activate when you do um
Looks like they're coming this order orange orange blue it got it move until the third one. Thank you. I
Didn't know like straight away. I thought it was on this
Jesus Christ, okay, I've more than Max health oh
My God, are you hurt? I am so sorry. I gave you the wrong order. Oh, you did didn't you?
Everything's going to be fine. Okay. Let's just keep heading to the right
righty
[Fuck's] sake a Crossroads, huh ah
Try heading to the right
so up
Because you get me wrong orders before crap
What the fuck you've like a slow drink face in your belly night-night blocks [away]
night-night ah
You sing a song and you get this nice night? Good night? You sing an old lullaby night night started to look sleepy
close your eyes and
[goodnight]
Oh sing again, you keep singing [late-night] cause of the [toys] of it, la da da la da Da
Do-do-Do-Do-do farewell not today
dear to fuck
Little beautiful booth sing now go to sleep falls asleep
sweetness 70 goals
And you're okay? Why didn't you head to the right come on? You trust me. Don't you know?
Cuz you said the wrong things is there anything in here. Maybe I should have trusted you dammit
Okay, ring ring
Yes, but more lasers okay? I I won't mess around this time. I'll just deactivate the lasers and let you through
They're there they're not turning off. I
can't turn them off I
It's okay. [I] have this under control. [I'm] going to turn off the power for [that] whole node then you can walk across
sweet
Don't randomly turn back on please
fork and hell, that was a lot of lasers wait wait stop the
[power], it's turning itself back on damn it this isn't supposed to I
Am going to turn it off again when it turns off move a little and then stop
Okay, yeah, you won't get hurt
Fuck good Christ. Oh
Hey
Sissy I've got everything under control
everything's under control
hey, I
Don't feel like this finally I can save
Okay, you you should you should [I] don't know this doesn't look like my map at all
I'm sorry. I i i have to go ah
Office is adorable the air is filled with the smell of Ozone it fills you with Determination, but imagine it fills me with Ozone
Okay, we'll move on [now]
[then] what's happening here? [oh], this is all repeating itself
Did a little bit?
Fucking monsters is it a magic no
[quim's] a lot and final froggen appeared ah
shit
final [Froggen] compliment
Yeah compliments were what you dealt with [frogs] with the compliment final froggen it understood you perfectly its attack dropped
Not this time
He just nodded. Oh shite balls. Fuck me man
Whims [allah] Shakes his head dismissively
Okay
Boa noite
You did something mysterious [plaintiff] [roget] recognize that it has more to learn from this world. I can't spare you yet. [oh]
[here] [t] shitty shit balls
Okay, now I can spare [you] thank God. [oh]
oh, you were the final frontier' was looking at the other one crap Crap Crap [I]
almost died [ah]
[cinnabon] running out of fucking iTems shine shine
okay, just stay at the top then ah
There we go [umm]
console
Your reassure wins a lot that it's doing is alright what it's doing is alright. I've made my peace
Does that mean I can spare you know okay? That was much [easier] this time? [oh]?
not this time fuck I
Thought I could just spare them. I [don't] know why I click that so quickly
So pray you're near and pray for safety wins a lot remembers its conscience. There's still hope
Look yeah there. We go. Okay. I kind of want to head Back I
Want to head back and save and get my health back good. God man
The ears shouldn't smell of Oza. I want to go back and get more items now
Okay, well I might leave this episode here, then it feels like there's it that's an hour [done] more or less
So I don't want to go
I would I don't [want] [to] go too far ahead, and then have too much [dawn]
and then I like I start like another thread or start another battle and then it takes forever to do and then the episode it's
Way too long. We're heading to the core which means we might be heading into final territory like in the next two [episodes]
This is episode what?
eight
Six seven or eight. I can't remember there's been a lot of episodes
but this is like [episode] eight or something and
Soft was really starting to kick off and we're coming up towards near the end of the game and my ears feel like they need
Stretch out. Oh, I love this game so much it's it's one of my [favourite] games of the year
I said last time was on my favorite games of all time
I finish it up before I say too much stuff about that because sometimes the endings of games can ruin them hello mass effect
Like the original ending for that game the journey was amazing, and I still would go back and [play] it again anyway
But it just bad endings even bad taste in your mouth like [the] end of life for strange as well
[but] I got the ending of that
It was like ah gods know like all I've done up to that point feels
So pointless and like stupid so I know sometimes bad endings can ruin the journey
but I do go back and play them but I
Wanna I want to hang out on like best game of all time kind of stuff until I actually finished the game but from what?
I've heard from people
Finishing the game or talking about the endings of the game
I don't know what the end is that's one thing that hasn't been spoiled yet, which I'm very very happy about some stuff
Like stuff about sans [I] kind of know because again
I've been on tumblr a lot a lot of people post [fan] art I kind of knew how muffet looked because of fan art
Um there's another
person Or dude or
Character that like oh [they] dish that I haven't seen yet [and] they kind of have my hair over there
I I don't know who that is
I don't [know] what character that is haven't seen them yet
And I've seen other characters here and there so I
Don't know what the ending is and I'm very much looking forward and wanted looking forward to what it is and I hope
[sands] [is] a bigger power to play in it, but I know he's a bigger part to play in the genocide anything
But I don't know if they're doing the true pacifist route right? I think I'm still doing pretty good [I]
[don't] know what there is I haven't killed anything yet? Which is first and foremost
[because] if you kill one thing even and then you spare everything else you get the neutral ending and
if you're doing a genocide run
And you spare a few people or you don't attack them or don't kill them then you get the neutral anything you have [to] kill?
Everything in the genocide ending so I'm escaping from people. I have no exp. I play I don't think so
One thing I have any exp yet
Stats no zero exp. So that's good, and I think that means I'm still getting the true passive sending
I've found all the characters. I've talked to a lot of people
I don't know hopefully let me know in the comments if I'm getting the true pass for sending them
I really want to know but do not spoil the ending in the comments if you do
I will ban you from the comments like not a lot just like the comments of this video
I will ban you from the channel if you spoil shit about the ending of this game
And I'm not like saying that as like an idle thread
I will literally ban you I've done it to people before I've banned people for spoiling
Endings of games before and I will do it again
So be warned about that anyway. Thank you guys so much watching [us]
I'm sorry if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
A pause and play for is all wrong
Shh?
Thank you guys. No [Azalea] news
Uh yeah, it sounds like like a fax machine, so oh yeah
Welcome beauties judy on the ground from [here] comes, Joe
Cookin man. It doesn't feel like an hour whenever I'm recording these videos time flies by so quick. [I] love it
