[swishy swishy fist zoom]
AAAAAARGH!!
[zombie groans and growls]
Oof! Fuck off!
Ah! A little help!!
MOVE!
[muffled zombie moans]
They know we're in here. It's only a matter of time before they get in.
I guess now's a good time for last words. Any regrets?
Yeah. I regret leaving Evan's gun outside.
Well, I regret leaving Evan outside.
[Evan outside] Oh well! At least I still have my gun!
No wait, here it is!
[Evan outside] OH NO MY GUN! AAAAARRGH!
I regret sleeping with Dodie's dad last night! Ha-waaah!
Come on Sammy, you know my dad turned into a zombie, like, three days ago.
Yeah, I said I regretted it.
I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand.
Bangkok?
Who told you?!
I regret selling my hands to buy these gloves.
Yeah, why did you do that?
I regret not coming out.
You're gay?
No. I'm brown.
We're here for you, man.
Thanks guys.
You know, I always kinda knew.
Well, I'm actually bi-racial, so...
Shut up Sammy!
Yeah, that's not a real thing.
More like greedy!
Well, I regret having never seen Star Wars.
Yeah, well, I regret not telling anyone about that zombie that bit me yesterday.
And I reg- Wait, what?!
You've NEVER seen Star Wars?!
No.
[CRASH]
There's still time.
Luke! I am your daddy-man!
FATHER!
Beautiful!
Guys! They're breaking in! This is bad!
Oh my god... do you guys remember Breaking Bad?
Never saw it.
Seriously!?!
Jesse! I am your daddy-man!
FATHER!
I shipped it!
Ok! I'm just gonna put it out there!
Maybe now would be a good time to start praying. Does anyone have a bible?
Nope.
Obviously not.
Never even read it.
Are you kidding-
Jesus! I am your daddy-man!
FATHER!
No, wait! Wait! I have read this!
Oh my God! Jesus Christ!
[More moans and groans! And cracking glass!]
AAAARGH!
Err! Does anyone else have any other regrets?
I regret never being in a barbershop quartet!
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!
Wait, no, this is wrong.
I regret not being in a barbershop quartet that's about to get married.
Uuhhh..
I DOOOO! I DOOOO! I DOOOOO! I DOOOOOOO!
Wait, no, I regret not being in a barbershop quartet that's about to get married
and then they've just found out the bride is actually just a collection of bees inside of a dress.
Also everyone is on helium.
WHAT?!
[high pitched] She was my wife to be, but now she's made of bees, how could this happen to meeeeee!
This is what I wanted. This was good. This was good.
Well I guess that's everything.
We finally have no regrets.
I... I think I'm ready to die...
I love you guys.
Wait, what did Sammy say about getting bitten by a zombie?
BLAAAARGGH!
AAAAAAARRRGGHH!
BLAAAEERGGHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!
BLEEEEUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRGG... huh?
Huh? Urgh, dad! Urgh!
Daddy!
