testicles 1 2 alright ohaiyou gozaimasu bitches I am currently in Japan
and I'm in a public space so we're gonna
try and keep this contained hydration
I hope this setup is ok though because
you know cut the snow falling got some
nice trees behind us a little fuck up
ok old boring intros aside here are 4
conspiracy theories I found in 20
minutes scrolling through the rabbit
hole that is reddit
so when the Tesla Roadster was sent into
space as part of the SpaceX Falcon
launch Ellen Russ said he didn't really
have a reason why we're sending the car
up he just thought it was silly and fun
and then read it decided to decipher why
he actually sent the car up there
actually you're on reddit is on to you
and they know about how you killed a
prostitute in your now staging the
perfect disposal of the body in mankind
the original thread was posted by halo
three kings and then a subsequent one by
Damon himself basically explains a
scenario where Elon Musk killed a
prostitute and hid her body in the star
man's suit and put it in the Roadster
and the stun and so it was a tribute to
David Bowie they also had life on Mars
playing like all the way up so he said
the Roadster into space with the
intention that the car would enter Mars
orbit but it was predicted that there
would be a malfunction and that it would
end up going too close into Mars's
atmosphere and burn up every trace of
anything that could ever have been
inside the space roadster spaceman -
yeah and there's some weird proof to the
theory on the 7th of February an article
by Sky News in the UK said that the
roads that had its little exceeded
Mars's atmosphere and was now heading
towards an asteroid belt so I don't know
I guess we'll never know
Elon outsmarts us again
in brief summary the idea is that the
real ship that sunk was not the Titanic
it was an identical ship called the
Olympic and that the whole thing was an
insurance job so the Titanic and the
Olympic are both identical ships in the
white star line which is the line of
ships that were producing these big-ass
ships five months before the sinking of
the Titanic the Olympic ship collided
with HMS Hawke and this caused
significant damage to both ships and the
Olympic was parked the HMS Hawke was
parked and white Stalin the creator of
Olympic and Titanic they were fucked
because they couldn't pay for it and it
ruined their complete projected timeline
by this I mean with the cost to repair
Olympic and to pay back the damage to
the HMS Hawke they would have to push
back the maiden voyage of the Titanic a
month later to April and they just
couldn't deal with that because they
were running out of money and the whole
operation was gonna sink there was no
way they could afford it their legal
bills cost of repair lots of revenue
from the Olympic actually not being out
at sea for all this time
so they kind of worked in a bit of a run
so they came up with a plan that would
allow them to claim money back from the
collision which they couldn't do anyway
because they're at fault and claim money
from the revenue that was lost for the
Olympic and not being out at sea this
plan was obviously to switch ships and
sink the Titanic aka the Olympic so when
they established this plan might
actually work they had to make some
serious changes to the Olympic to make
it plausible that this was indeed the
Titanic for example they had to recarpet
the whole Olympics carpets and floors
throughout the whole ship because it
wouldn't make sense for this maiden
voyage Titanic to already have drink
marks and and foot scuff marks all over
the ship there's a photo from March 2 in
1912 and it's about a month before the
Titanic was sunk and this is estimated
as the last time these ships were ever
photographed together and you can really
see in the photo how identical they are
like they were so identical that when
they needed promotional images for the
Titanic they literally used exactly the
same images as the Olympic because on
the surface they were exactly this
ship looking at them side-by-side you
wouldn't be able to tell the difference
without the nameplates except for the
windows so this is one thing that when
people do their research they find it
blindingly obvious so the Olympic has
thin windows quite unevenly spaced and
the Titanic has these perfect large
windows that are spaced really evenly
throughout the entire section of windows
on the ship in ajiz of the sunken ship
literally show the Olympics version of
Windows as opposed to the Titanic so
that is one piece of evidence that leads
me to say this you guys fucked up
another piece of evidence is that one of
the men that were actually in on the
whole deal was a JP Morgan and he backed
out of the trip last-minute like
extremely last-minute and then he was
photographed three days later in France
in like seemingly good health it's like
when your boss fell is you an Instagram
and catches you out on a sick day when I
say he backed out like a super last
minute I'm not kidding literally an hour
before the ship was meant to set sail he
had all of these valuable bronze statues
and structures taken out of the ship
it's like he knew something was going to
happen there was also this guy called
Patti Fenton and he said that when the
surviving crew got to land there was a
government official that was going to
raid them the Official Secrets Act and
basically said that if they ever told
the initial and true reason why the
Titanic or Olympic was sunk then they
would get 20 years in jail and barred
from any job on release so I mean do
with that information what you will
there was heaps I didn't touch on and
I'll leave all the links in the
description under this title but yeah if
you want to drop down that rabbit hole
feel free to do so
this one is nuts might actually be my
favorite basically this theory was
created by reddit use of rare Gans and
it states that Finland is not a real
country in fact it doesn't even exist
and that the landmass is actually empty
ocean between Sweden and Russia so
during the Cold War the idea of you know
preserving our planet and making sure
that we were using things sustainably
was really taking off it wasn't
predominant but the idea was taking off
and the two main players in the game
Japan and Russia they were doing way too
much of the ship like depleting the
natural resources so they had to find
out a way to do it without any
repercussions Japan and Russia actually
had heaps of conflict before this whole
thing came up like fishing rights and
all this other shit that I like can't be
bothered to go into so it was really
weird that at the height of World War
two these countries were like supposedly
not fighting and there was zero conflict
between either of them and then treaties
to link them to each other and the
proposed answer is that they had a
mutual secret so this mutual secret is
that Finland was coined up by Japan and
Russia
so that Japan could fish on this land
but it was really just an ocean and then
give some of the percentages of the fish
and the fish sail to Russia so that they
could have this coherent deal because
how could a fishing regulation be broken
on land so this may seem off-topic but
firstly I swear it's not and secondly
welcome to my channel because that
happens a lot so Nokia it is the largest
Finnish company and Japan is
subsequently the largest importer of
Nokia products even though literally no
one in Japan ever really predominantly
use Nokia does that make any sense no
this is because they were never really
importing phones they were fishing in
the Finnish sea and then exporting it
across Russia labeling it as Nokia
products so to summarize Finland doesn't
exist the people that think they live in
Finland actually live in eastern Sweden
and Finland is just a body of water that
was coined up by Japan and Russia to
evade helping the planet grow and
survive also the name Finland comes from
the whole concept that it was made for
fishing and fish have fins
Finland last one and this one's kind of
short because there's not much on it but
basically the concept is that these
false alarms regarding new Corning's are
not actually false and they're actually
planned by the government so in January
we saw Hawaii be the victim of a false
alarm
when an employee supposedly just picked
the wrong button in a drop-down box and
then sent the country into meltdown
because they all thought there was a new
coming and then in Japan public
broadcaster NHK issued an alarm saying
that North Korea had actually sent off a
nuke and that everyone should find
shelter but within a couple of minutes
they fix the issue and you know
apologized profusely but it took Hawaii
40 minutes to respond or apologize or
even fix the alarm the idea behind this
one is that governments are literally
setting these off on purpose to test
their nations reactions because it's
kind of likely that we're gonna see a
real alert any one of these days showing
that North Korea's having a new tantrum
if you will I mean when Trump was
speaking to the press about the incident
in Hawaii it was really unplanned like
people were just standing there with a
camera and he was like okay I'll answer
some questions but he literally said
that they were taking responsibility
really well as if to prove that he had
nothing to do with it when it should
have been obvious that he had nothing to
do with it and by him saying that it's
like wait did you have something to do
with it
like he shouldn't have needed to prove
that it was an accident you know like
that was already a shoe but now it's not
also how do you accidentally set off the
nuke warning like apparently the guy was
on shift change
and so he's sitting there and he's like
fuck yeah and with my shift so he just
like goes on to click on logout and then
he's like oh fuck nuke warning anyway
that's the end of this video I really
enjoyed perusing through reddit
conspiracy theories it never disappoints
there is always some fucked up shit on
that platform
let me know which one was your favorite
which one you think was plausible and
then what you think about each one if
you want to add something I would
honestly love to hear your narrative
because if I've missed anything I'm mad
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sayonara bitches
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