I understand there's a poll gore-tex
going on do I know that means
will not really I would have to ask a
double four thousand
try to understand it I do know its
bitter cold in large part so the
country of course now of course the
people who are global warming denier
I got gold bottom maybe aladdin's
right so that's normal that's par for
the course a boxes is that every time it
snows
when it is really cold you might say
look that's extreme temperatures
and remember Chicago work up the coldest
also had
record-breaking heat just last year in
March
from wildly fluctuating temperatures
but again the simple minded folks in the
right-wing think I
goal it got cold boo boo leads
but they're taking it a step further I
now rush limbaugh among others is
claiming this polar vortex that the
weathermen are talking about
way it's meet up bob part of the liberal
media establishments idea
it for more details let's go to the
reporting a brush limber up
right on schedule Hang On January the
media have to come up with a way
to make it sounded like it's completely
unprecedented because they've got to
find a way to attach this to the global
warming and Jen
need and may have million scalded
the polar vortex the dreaded
polar more jacks do you know what the
polar vortex that %um a tournament
well I just created for this week the
left the media everybody to come up with
a way to make this sound like it's
something new and completely
unprecedented come up with this play is
called
polar mort X they've even got you been
watching television
they created a graphic all the network
said
the polar Ford exactly sounds like up
crappy science fiction movie to me but
anyway that doesn't mean they're calling
it
but if they do make it sound know this
is the point they can make it sound new
and unprecedented and I can blame it all
on man
particularly republicans
guy up courts Bella role weatherman
America
in on the conspiracy why cold hard cash
what I'd let them hoes who's the guy
handing out checks to scientists
and by the way in ninety-seven percent
the world scientists till I go to Zambia
be like oh you do
there's a Jack talk about global warming
right and to all a weatherman to the
world well
Accu Weather meteorologist Bernie Rayno
came out and said yeah
name that's not really true we study
polar vortex for a long long time
so is our program and get back to Allah
in at second cuz he put it awesome way
um now but rush limbaugh was not only
one
pat robertson also to repeal with their
problem
if cancer is bitterly about all the
inconvenient truth is he eating cold
and some parts about motherhood colder
than mars
why hahaha special story today about how
come
we could very will be entering another
little
I is age on the profits of climate
change for decades that warned us that
global warming is threatening life on
Earth
there's just one problem: the earth
isn't getting or murder
in fact it because the Sun
the Sun is now showing signs that we're
headed for something
very very different global cooling
the so-called progressive thinker the
money that we spend on Solyndra
for heaven sakes you know its its
yelling warmer been you know in Jupiter
and they don't have any SUV's driving
around in June merger
just hard to believe that there would be
up a lot
up scientists in that international body
that wouldn't stand up and say wait what
think about how much money is involved
its money and then you have politicians
who want to take control and the
progressives always want control just
like this health care in this
they want control and this is a
wonderful way to get control
but the the Emperor think that no closed
ads awesome there's no SUV's are Jupiter
back and they're getting warmer think
about it
the thing is for normal 700 club lost
their
be like nailed it bathing of Pop
it's not like any warmer except for the
fact that there are every chart the
world shows that
eat is getting warmer just because it
has been cold today
doesn't mean the planet didn't warm up
and in fact that we didn't break
record after record on how hot the
planet is overall
we've shown those charts to you over and
over again Brea in the last 10 years I
believe we've had
even the hottest years on record okay
but once in the mellow enter
it got called ever as though close
they're handing out money up
like if there's no tomorrow they're
making it rain in academic circles
well what a character and I love the way
they say Pixley
why why and Solyndra
your member Solyndra the funny thing is
the concerns become like pablo's dogs
right they just get triggered by certain
words like
cylinder about half the address I
emeralds what was that about again
and/or okay and a global cool lean
as the Liberals only one whose control
you no I just wanna be left alone
because want to control your perhaps
peak religious
passers on television who tell you
things like God wants you to do
XY and z. and listen to me about how to
control your life
from interesting but it's okay because
they got us on this one
the polar vortex is obviously made up
right i mean ages came up with that last
week
so let's go to Al Roker and see if
that's true or not well a lot of
ultimate say there's no such thing as a
bright orange X and
that it some left-wing but media
conspiracy well let me tell you
something personal
we've never used the phrase global
warming or climate change
in conjunction with this this is for my
textbook from college
the glossary of meteorology for the
American Meteorological Society
copyright nineteen fifty-nine okay and
here we go
take a look right here all okay
polar vortex there it is the large-scale
cyclonic circulation in the middle and
upper troposphere
specifically to senators one near Baffin
Island another
over northeastern Siberia okay so for
all the doubters out there
stop it yeah nice out
and by the way he was clear on Twitter
he said it was it directed at Rush
Limbaugh the day before
when he gets out the means like to all
the folks out there
okay but I'll big Iran but you see but
that's how clever these guys are
they paid off the scientists in the
1950s
to Kirby no bird called polar vortex no
laying that it would get cold in the
year 2013 point to report team
so that they would come back around and
talk about the troposphere
