Hi! Welcome to Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
I’m Alisa the barista! But I’m not just
a barista! Oh no, no, no!
That’s nice. Can I have…
Did I mention that I was captain of
my school’s track and field team?!
I’m really good at the shot put!
- I’ll show ya!
- Hey!
- Woo woo! Shock put!
I can also hurtle!
You’re supposed to avoid hurtles in
track and field.
But if you experience hurtles in life
you’re supposed to tackle ‘em straight on!
Have you experienced a hurtle in life
that made your day more difficult?
I have. You know, this one time, I was in
this coffee place and the barista wouldn’t
- take my order.
- Well, what'd you do?
I left.
Hi! Welcome to Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Do you have…
coffee?
Oh do we?! How about our
new Caramel Craze Cold Brew?
Caramela who?
One Caramel Craze Cold Brew
coming right up!
Can I just have a regular coffee?
Well, sure! What size?!
I think I’ll…
A grande, a super grande, a superduper
grande!
- Or actor/influencer Franki Grande!
- Hello!
- So many choices.
- Oh, pick me. Pick me. Pick me, please!
I’ve been sitting behind this counter
for I, I don’t know, over a month.
I really just wanted a regular cup.
A regular cup?
Uh, can a regular cup… sing?
♪ All That, All That ♪
Can a regular cup tap dance while
sketching a perfect illustration of you?
Observe.
Wow!
That looks exactly nothing like her!
Well, it’s harder than it looks. Still,
it’s better than a stupid cup could do.
I really just want a regular coffee.
Well, great! One Frankie Grande coming
right up! Whip cream?
Of course she wants whip cream!
What a silly question!
Fair enough!
- Sprinkles?
- Duh.
-Here ya go! On the house!
- Yay!
This young whippersnapper
is the bees knees!
- But I still just want a regular coffee!
[gasping]
In a cup! To drink! With my mouth!
Fine! Have mine, it’s extra strong!
Woo! Hoo! Woo!!
I haven’t felt this energized since
my 90th birthday!
And this granny needs to shake her fanny!
- Come on! Dance with me everybody!
- Well, you don’t have to tell me twice!
Hello! I love dancing!
