Welcome, to another One Word Interview
today I'm joined by 3 very special guest
girlfriends
*awkward silence*
what thats rude
i am joking
I'm joined with Gee
Talia, hello, and Freya, hey, all the links are in the description umm
Yeah, let's just, let's just start this
Let's go with the big question first
Does size matter?
No
Sure, not.
No, I forgot it is a one word interview
It is one word! Ok, I haven't explained. This is a one word interview- I did say that. Do you understand?
Yeah
You Sure?
Yeah
JJ - Wait so they said size matters?
Simon - No they said size doesn't matter
Ohh JJ and Cal are off camera
JJ - Wait so if someone came through with a one inch
Angles 
JJ - Angles?
One word! I like that
JJ - all he is doing is penetrating your flap
You need to stop 
No look
That made me die inside
Virgin
*laugh*
You've all seen friends, I assume, a little bit?
Which one of the the friends group are you?
Phoebe
Simon - Why?
Slow
Alright, that's a good answer
Phoebe
Simon - Why?
 Dramatic
Copied her answer, still
Phoebe
Simon - Okay
Dumb
I've got a sweaty hand
What's the most important thing in your life
happiness
Simon - awww
Simon - Talia?
Talia - you????
music
I was about to vom everywhere
Simon: I was gonna say
She went with my music apparently
Taliah - Not your music??
Simon - you said "you music"
Simon - Freya?
Freya - Family; I know that's boring
Taliah - No, that's a good one
Who's the best looking out of you?
Subjective
- Banger
Okay, so you can't use that answer anymore
Simon - Gee's doing maths
Impossible
Well-rounded -- hyphenated
Did you just call them all fat"?
No!
Simon - look!  You see that!? She's calling them fat again
Balanced
Curvy
Okay this one is just for freya
and Gee
ooooooo yes
Out of me and Talia
Who is the settler?
neither
Simon - Judge, Judge?
Judge - I'm entering this part of the video
to say that..
Simon - you just randomly popped up
Judge - to say that your making the vid boring
*laugh*
We want some real drama
Freya: We want some argument!
talia
I have never heard someone say something
so like uncomfortable
Talia
In life
Who is better - Chip or Josh
Simon - you have to pick
Do you see how I am getting absolutely
Simon -that is many words
I'm talking to them
Josh
OHHH!!
It didn't answer my question
JJ - DRAMA ALERT!
I don't think he knows Chips first name is Josh
*Laughter*
That is why he is shouting drama alert
JJ - Shit
Simon - I was like, that was the least
drama answer
*laughs*
He's like "oh, damn!"
Simon - did you think his real name was chip?
Freya - No, surely not
JJ - No, I just didn't know his real name, I just knew it was chip
WHAT?????
JJ - yeah?
What does "KSI" stand for
knowledge
Stength
Integrity
your too smart for this
Yeah, what the hell is going on?
can you not answer first?
she is banging
- I knew that one
You go to one place in the world for the rest of your life,
where would it be?
Warmth
That means, anywhere warm
*offscreen* You may as well have just said cringe
Who invited him?
yo, we didn't actually invite him
He just turned up
England
Home 
- Twitch con
Out of the other two, who do
you think is the best streamer
Gee
-Gee
What's your answer - I will ask why
Gee
Okay why?
Experience
Built
Winner
So you chose yourself cos winner
Or award
What is Talia's worst quality
particular 
-sassy
I want to change my answer - impulsive
That's not always a bad thing
No but, you don't understand
What is Gee's worst quality
Losing
A quick flashback
Winner
She loses everything
Forgetful
scatty
Losing
I thought you said sketty
boys its working
And what is Freya's worst quality?
Scary
JJ - bitch!
Oi you just called her a bitch?
JJ - ahhh nah nah nah
You just said BITCH!
They can't chose just one
Strong minded 
Self-belief
Her worst quality is she has belief in herself
- No! Lack of
What's my worst quality
Feet
They are not bad!
I just covered Freya
I think we can all say it at the same time 
*collectively* Stubborn
come on Gee
You were meant to stick with feet
Recently, Callux went & sold harry's bath water.
its on his channel
How much would I have to pay you to drink that bath water?
He rubbed his balls and stuff as well
like proper like
If that doesn't sell you I don't know what will
It's not bad
100
FREYA!?
Shut up!
100K??
Yeah
She said 100
100 quid?
There was stuff in there
I don't think it is that deep
It was probably about that level
I'm changing my Freya's worst quality answer
Mad tings
Callux is about to have a follow up video
Talia - Million
That is just ridiculous
How much to drink Josh's piss?
Completely
different
JJ - What's different
It is pretty much the same thing?
I mean it is not
One word! One word!
Harry probably peed in there
What do you do in your bath???
Simon - one word, one word
20K?
Okay 
I'm the only one that saw it
you need to see that before you make your prices
How about a million 
- 10K
You walk into a bedroom and you see Vikkstar naked
Lucky
Okay???
Joke..Joke
Why? It's his bedroom you all get the Vick's bedroom and he's there naked it's completely just
hey, I would just say hey
Vikkstan -Vikkstar
he is standing naked infront of you
and you just go hey
Aye yo
What is wrong with Vik?
I'm not dating Vik
He is a good looking guy, right?
Did you???
Wait bro, bro, what!!
zoom in on that
JOKE!
You're not in the scenario, she just walked in
What is your reaction
I mean yeah, you'd be like "mm, fair," I supposed I'd just walk into your room
Describe yourselves in one word
bubbly
irritating
annoying
who has the most feminine boyfriend?
Gee
Me
We got one from the audience
This may not make it in
Whose farts would you smell among all of you
Freya
My own. Me.
*laughs*
G's
If you could smash one of the other boyfriends, who would it be?
*Girls in background* No, no
Just saying there's a top link up for grabs
*Collectively* Yeah we already know
They already know  JJ- Oh God
No one
I don't like how girls talk
Next question
I've got a good one
Nooo
Oh my god. You see him just jump into shot
Ay, you can't pick yourself
Who would you snogg, out of all of you
pervert
Freya
Freya
JJ- Prove it!
OK!
Ok, Ok, *intelligible* YOU'RE A PERVERT!
Talia
If the world's gonna end in five minutes, what do you do I would just get naked and just go like run around
I obviously would
JJ- WHAT???
Thats...
Gee - Join
Talia - I was about to say join in
So you're sayin if the world was gonna end in five minutes
-We're sat doin this interview
You'd just get naked?
Josh, you hear that?
We're gonna die
What's your favorite type of porn?
Talia- Hardcore
Gee - Lesbian
Freya- Massage
JJ- Woah Lux- These were rapid
woah -We hadn't had an answer quicker than that
Hardcore, fam?
*Simon & JJ fist bump*
Dammmn -Did you just fist bump?
Dad im sorry
Damnnnnnn
Favorite position?
*Intense thinking*
Cowgirl... reverse
I'll see you there
Can't wait to watch
Doggy, idk
Yeah, same
JJ- Ayyyy
*JJ congratulates Simon* *Simon's very embarrassed*  Editor's note: lol
Ayyyyyyyy
Yeah, this isn't fair
Ayyyyy
HARDCORE DOGGY! YEAH!
Well that was a ridiculously intimate uhhh... one-word interview
as I said, all three links are in the description down below
Ay, Yo - Ay, Yo! Fam Wussup, man?
Well their 3 links are much higher up
Then if you scroll quite a bit down there's another two links down there
you can check out
ummm... Thanks for being in this
thanks for having me your the channel
Thanks for watching, peace
*outro Music plays* Pull up - KSI ft. Jme
Really good song, suggest you check it out
