Ironhide, unsubscribe from PewDiePie.
But Prime…!
I need you to make a special run to Metroplex,
and make sure my vacation home is ready.
What if the Decepticons spot me leavin’?
They may rule Cybertron, but what are the odds they know exactly what we’re doing?
Good question… [chuckling]
And even if they found out, what’s the worst
that could happen?
I have a good feeling about this plan.
You have failed, Megatron!
Now I, Starscream, am ruler of the Decepticons!
No, we actually won.
Oh… Well this is a new feeling…
Let’s keep up this positive energy and destroy the Autobots on Earth!
You should quit while you’re ahead…
I’d have to agree…!
Shut up. Now Decepticons-
-ATTACK!
Dinobots, protect my vacation home!
Me Grimlock not private security firm.
What was that?
Gotta go!
Hut-hut-hut-hut!
Surprise!
Guess who!
Prime!
Good guess! Your prize is my fist!
I’ll take it to go!
I think I missed the big fight, Skids said it was epic, what did I… oh...
Before I die, I just want one more game
of Hot Potato…
Remember...
I died for your sins...
I guess I’ll hold on to his prized potato…
Let’s repair Metroplex.
Look, I keep tellin’ you I’m not a manual labourer!
I’ll put on some tunes.
*Uptown Funk plays*
Come in Earth!
Hey, I was listening to that!
We’ve been trying to contact you for hours,
ever since a rogue planet started it’s collision
course with Cybertron! It’s already eaten
Moon Base 1!
My communications dish got smashed by Decepticons
who killed a bunch of us, including Prime.
Can we just agree that we’ve all had a bad
day?
Did you say a planet ate a moon?
And Jazz and Cliffjumper.
And it’s about to eat us!
Are you sure the autopilot is okay to fly?
It only had a couple of Energex, it’s fine.
Maybe I should take over from the autopilot…
Okay, I’ll turn it off.
Whoops, wrong button!
I’m not saying it didn’t happen, I’m just saying I didn’t see the kid.
If I tell ya some punk kid with a slingshot mugged me, you gotta respect your elders and believe me!
We’ll find the brat, then you’ll see.
I’d offer you a universal greeting and some energon, but I’m fresh out.
Me too.
Littering!
What do you even want from us?!
Like and Subscribe!
Stop saying that!
Hit that bell to be notified when I upload
another video!
How do you plead?
Isn’t the death penalty for littering a bit extreme?!
There is a reason our oceans look so pristine and clear.
Me Grimlock object!
Sustained, the prisoners are free to go.
Wait, that’s the kid that mugged me!
Him honorary Dinobot.
How did that happen?
Me not want talk about that…
So we rented a ship and followed your ship’s
distress beacon.
Exposition!
Okay, why do you talk like that?
YouTube - do you talk YouTube?
First!
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Weren’t we doing something before we crashed…?
[Godzilla noises]
Somebody save us!
[Godzilla noises]
Me Grimlock kick butt!
And that’s the story of how Grimlock saved
the universe,
while simultaneously killing everyone…
What happened to me? I got better.
