🎵Nothing ever (ever) happened on PC🎵
🎵Lots of shovelware (ware), bad ports from PS3🎵
🎵Remember that I said the PC is dead🎵
🎵Then I installed🎵
🎵something🎵
🎵new!🎵
🎵Made by valve it was grey and slow and shit🎵
🎵But it had a page with a bunch of games on it🎵
🎵You can buy your games in the chair you sit🎵
🎵You don't even 🎵
🎵need🎵
🎵your🎵
🎵shoes!🎵
🎵Buying games over internet alone🎵
🎵What is this, some new direct2drive clone?🎵
🎵This'll never work other services have shown🎵
🎵But I guess I'll🎵
🎵have🎵
🎵a🎵
🎵go!🎵
🎵Putting all my info in a box🎵
🎵No idea that I was in for such a shock🎵
🎵When the whole thing worked and I got my game🎵
🎵Even if the🎵
🎵download's🎵
🎵slow!🎵
🎵This is great,🎵
🎵this is great!🎵
🎵Get my games without goin' out the door!🎵
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵
🎵  🚂➡️💰  🎵
🎵  🎸  🎵
🎵Suddenly I started giving them my trust🎵
🎵Had a games collection now it's just collecting dust🎵
🎵Every sort of game, A to Z by name🎵
🎵And a lot of🎵
🎵play🎵
🎵for🎵
🎵free!🎵
🎵Few years later even bigger than before🎵
🎵The master racers never stop looking for more🎵
🎵and all of Valve's staff billionaires for sure🎵
🎵Steam's a🎵
🎵magic🎵
🎵money🎵
🎵tree.🎵
🎵Now the store is suffering from bloat🎵
🎵Loads of games and none of them are worth a note🎵
🎵When you see a game that lets you simulate a goat🎵
🎵You know good 🎵
🎵games🎵
🎵are🎵
🎵rare!🎵
🎵Miles and miles of poorly coded trash🎵
🎵Seeing early access just another grab for cash🎵
🎵At this rate we'll see another gaming crash🎵
🎵It's all just🎵
🎵shovelware!🎵
🎵This is great,🎵
🎵this is great!🎵
🎵Get my games without goin' out the door!🎵
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵
🎵
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEAM GAME🎵
🎵STOOOORE!!!🎵
🎵  🥁🎸  🎵
*sigh*
Would you look at all that shit...
It's got:
It's got visual novels, waifu baiters, sexy furries, tile rotators,
Weeby garbage, free to play games, early access with streamer names,
Premade assets, autist friendly, meme based sim games, car assembly,
Aging source mods, trains in stations, mods from skyrim club creation,
Games they made in 1990, games with devs who say they'll fight me,
Devs defence from biodrones, even more survival clones,
Gimmick games with meme reviews, lots of cute girls to abuse,
Nudity you can unlock, games that rip off system shock,
Graphics autists, framerate sperging, market items, prices surging,
Loot in boxes, point and shooty, Arma, squad, and call of duty,
Platforms 2D, platforms 3D, bait nostalgia, quick and easy,
Season pass for DLC, cutscenes made with FMV,
Easy puzzles, bad design, shitty graphics, waste of time,
Small transactions, season passes, games that sell because of asses,
Playerbase is underage, all your teammates whine and rage,
VR games with no sales fijurz, pills a pell a pez err FUCK!
🎵This is great,🎵
🎵this is great!🎵
🎵Get my games without goin' out the door!🎵
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵
🎵
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEAM GAME🎵
[🎵stoooooo-🎵]
🎵STOOOORE!!!🎵
[🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', (steam)🎵
[🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin' from the, gettin' from the, gettin' from the (steam)🎵
[🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin' from the (steam) gettin' from the, (gettin' my game, game, game, game...) gettin' from the (steam)🎵
[🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin' from the (steam)🎵
[🎵-oooooore-🎵]
🎵gettin' from the🎵
🎵STEEAAM🎵
🎵GAME🎵
🎵STOOOOOORE🎵
🎵  🚂➡️💰  🎵
