
Japanese: 
안녕하세요 [こんにちは]
あぁ
[韓国語] 僕の名前は
マーク
プライヤー
お元気？今 韓国にいます
ですがまだ韓国を
実感できません
そこで今回は
韓国のお菓子を用意しました
ベタです
ママ！
(ママ) テレビはダメよ
テレビ？
俺って
そんな有名？
ここは親族の家です
ハルメオニの家です
[韓国語] ソボのイエデス
(ママ) 祖母の家です
[韓国語] 祖母の 家です
[パァンッ]
祖母の家にいます
この音は
僕がご馳走する飴の袋の音です
そして助っ人として
家族が来てくれています
半分も読めないからです
全くです
こんにちは！
どうぞどうぞ
家族全員が僕に
目を凝らしています
それだけです

English: 
안녕하세요 (Hello!)
(Pause for dramatic effect)
Uh...
*In korean* My name is Mark... iplier.
How are you? I'm in Korea and I...did the most unoriginal thing
I could possibly think of while I was in Korea, and I got a bunch of Korean candy to try on camera because...
I'm unoriginal...(oh really)
Hi Mom!
Mom: We're not going to be on TV. On camera!
Mark: TV?
Mom: No camera.
Mark: How popular do you think I am? *VERY*
So if you couldn't tell, I'm at my family's house.
My halmeoni's house
*Mark attempts to say "I'm at my grandma's house" in Korean*
*Mom corrects Mark*
*Mark gets it right*
*abuses table* I'm at my grandma's house. As you can hear rustling beneath me
I have a bunch of Korean candies, down here, that I'm gonna be trying. And to help me
I'm gonna bring in various members of my family in here
Uh, to assist me with this because well, I can't even read half of these labels. So *stares into soul* I have no idea what's in them
Oh, hello. Come on. Yeah, come on in. So now the room is full of people all watching me

English: 
Not creepy at all. Usually I record in my room alone, but now got the room of uhh, seven people here watching me
*THWACK* (By donating a dollar you can stop table abuse today)
(whispers) Sorry
I can't break anything here usually-
Person: *Korean* Be quiet! Mark: Waahhh??
*repeats in Korean for Mark*
Mark:ChuUujnngyyehHH???
I can't break anything here. This is my grandma's house. If I break anything here, I will be thrown out into the street (again)
and I'll be devoured by wolves. (again)
This is Chong hap.. (pauses)
kya...(pauses again)
la (and again) mel.
Oh! *1st accomplishment in his life*
kya-la-mel
Caramel?
*intense guessing*
I'm getting a lot of nodding heads and no "yes"es
*crinkling*
*Littering*
Ｃａｎｄｙ

Japanese: 
録画を始めてから
なんと７人がこの部屋に来てくれました
おけぇ
[バシッ]
(家族) はぁ！
ソーリー
大人しくしなきゃ
(家族) 静かに！
えぇ？？
ジョヨギへ (静かに)？
(家族) 조용히 해！
ジョヨギへ (静かに)？
조용히 해
조용히 해
お利口にしなきゃ
祖母の家だ
何か仕出かしたら
放り出されちゃう
バクバク食べよう
チョン・ホップ
キャ
ラ
メル
おぉ！
『キャラメル』
キャラメル？
シュガー
キャラメル
カルメル
カーネル
頷かれてるけど
イエスかな
[パンッ]
『キャンディ』

Japanese: 
えっと
アメリカの飴と明らかに違う・・・
香り
香るね
『バイオ・ピーチ』って表現は
アメリカでは放射能を意味するよね
韓国語で放射能は？
(ママ) 放射能
はぁw
イマジン・ドラゴンズを
あえて翻訳するって？
これにしようかな
桃味 (･∀･)
至って普通の飴だね
僕が飴を食べる動画
プレッツェル食べてる動画よりマシか
『バイオ・ラム』？
バイオ・プラムじゃなくって？
『バイオ・パイナップル』
やたら『バイオ』だ
バイオぉ
タァドゥマ
(ﾟ∇^d)
『バイオ』が付くのはなぜ？
そんなの書いてた？
オォ ノォ！
『バイオ』
何で？
『バイオ』
(ママ) ブランド名よ
おぉぉぉぉぉぉ
[グシャ]

English: 
Umm... I can only assume that it's not any different than anything I've ever tried in America.
*sniff* They smell...
There is a smell.
I don't like that this says "bio-peach" because in America if something was "bio-peach" that suggests it's radioactive.
What does radioactive mean in Korean?
Mom: Radioactive.
*Laughs* Someone tell Imagine Dragons they don't have to translate their song. (They see this, they'll know)
I'll go with that one, it called to me.
Tastes like peach. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There's really nothing amazing about this. It's just candy.
It's just a video of me eating candy.
*ASMR intensifies*
Almost marginally better than the video of me eating pretzels, I guess. (Hell's worst nightmare was annoyed)
This one says "bio-rum" (drink up, me hearties), no, "bio-plum", sorry
"bio-pineapple". Why does it say "bio"?
bah-ee-oh
ta-doo-mat
*good job*
Why does it say "bio"? It says "bio" everywhere.
On the label it wasn't even "bio".
Oh, no!
Bah-ee-oh
Why? (Wae?)
Bah-ee-oh
Ohhhh *sexy realization*

Japanese: 
銘柄？
[サッサッと掃いちゃうぞ！]
それでは続いて
ゲストを紹介します
トモ
(家族) 誰？トモ？
(ママ) 日本で？
ずっとトモって呼んでた
(家族) ふははははっw
初めて会った時
『トモ』って呼んだら返事したよ
(トモ) 日本で？
返事してたよね？
僕が『やぁ トモ！』って言うと
『やぁ？』って
(ママ) トモ出番よ
俺は間違ってない
トモは
消えた
冗談だよ
でも 恥をかいたよ
だって４日間ずっと
毎日 トモだよ
(ママ) 『I told you』って言ったのよ
そ そんな そんなバカな！
(ママ) もういいでしょ
ほんとに？
なんて名前？
(トモ) パク・スヨン
嘘だろ
(家族) ふはっはっw
(スヨン) パク・スヨンだよ
こっちに来て

English: 
It's the brand.(really?) (Litters again)
GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
Alright, so tell me with the next one, I'm gonna introduce my first guest.
Tomo
People: Tomo? Who is it? Tomo?
Mom: In Japan
I've been calling you Tomo this whole time.
*Laughter*
That's what you introduced me as. You respond to Tomo when I said "Tomo".
Tomo(?): Is in Japan. *NEW CHALLENGER*
You responded though. Every time I'm like, "Hey, Tomo," you go, "Hey, yes?"
Mom: Tomo is on his way.
You can't blame mEe
Tomo is GONE. *Intensiplier*
I am so sorry
This is embarrassing for me (mark's life)
because I've been here for four days now, and it's been "Tomo" every day
Mom: He said "I told you"
You didn't *stutter* - you- you didn't tell me!
Mom: Come on. It's okay.
Mark: It's not okay!
K, So what is your name?
Tomo(?): My name is Park Soo Young
I don't trust you.
*Laughter*
Soo Young: Is really! I am Park Soo Young.
It is? Ok, come here.

Japanese: 
[フゥンッ]
スヨンだよ
(スヨン) ハロー
それでは
選んで下さい
名無しさん
どの飴？
えぇ えぇ えぇ ええっと
[韓国語] 『いくつの』
(ママ) 『どの』
どの
Warheadsキャンディ？
アァ イィ ショ
レモン マッ
それと ボクソ ア マッ？
(ママ) レモン味と桃味よ
あぁ
(ママ) 『アイショ』は？
サワー？
(ママ) サワー！
映らなかったけど
ママはこんな感じだった
ハァ！サワー！(*´∀｀*)
ヘェェェ セッ？
(スヨン) 담홍색  [ピンク]
형제
담홍색 [ピンク]？
(スヨン) ピンク
ピンケ？
(スヨン) ピンク
(スヨン) 담홍색
ブウ ホン？
(スヨン) 담홍색
嘘じゃないよね？
一緒に食べる？
(スヨン) うん
(スヨン) 信じる
信じる？僕を？

English: 
*dat wave doh*
This is Soo Young.
Soo Young: Hello.
So I'll let you pick - whoever you are - what candy
Mark: Uh, uh, uh, uh
*Korean* How many candy
Mom: *Korean* Which.
Mark: *Korean* Which!
*le rip*
It's like Warheads!
Ah-ee-shuh
Le-mon mat
and bok-soong-ah mat?
Mom: Lemon taste, peach taste.
Mark: Oh
Mom: Do you know what "Ah-ee-shuh" mean?
Sour?
Mom: *dramatic whisper* Sour!
According-- You couldn't see this, but my mom went, 
" 'Ah-ee-shuh' means *even more dramatic gasp* Sour!"
Heeeey-what-sek?
Soo Young: Boon-hong-sek.
("Pink" in Korean)
Mark: Hyong-sek.
Soo Young: Boon-hong-sek.
("Pink" in Korean)
Mark: Boo-nong?
Soo Young: Boon-hong.
Mark: I can't trust a word you say.
So, you wanna try this at the same time?
Soo Young: Yeah. I trust.
Mark: You trust? Me?

English: 
Soo Young: Yeah. I trust you.
Oh, that's so sweet. And naïve. Okay.
*Oof* candy saved
Cheers.
Soo Young: *CRUNCH*
*mark does the curiousity*
*crunch crunch*
*hushed laughter from family*
How strong are your teeth?
You didn't make it last, though. Too fast!
*Crunch*
*intense mark breaking teeth*
*crunch*
Soo Young: Are you okay?
Mark: How do you say broken?
Soo Young: Boo-suh-jee-dah
Mark: All...boo-suh-jee-dah
So that was um, some kind of sour candy. Not quite equivalent to Warheads, but
pretty good, I liked those
*more shoves*
Mark: All right, please leave whoever you are
Soo Young: Ah, ok. Thank you.
*ninjaing*
*Mark.exe has stopped unexpectedly*
I am so sorry. Why is everyone been letting me get away with calling him "Tomo" this whole time?
*facepalm-a-SMACK*
Tom: Because it was funny
!!!

Japanese: 
(スヨン) うん 信じてる
優しいね
ウブだね
おけぇ
乾杯
[ボリボリッ]
[ボリッ ボリッ]
[チャッ]
歯 強すぎない？
最後まで舐めないの？
速すぎる！
[カリッカリッ]
[ゴリッ]
(スヨン) 大丈夫？
うんうん
韓国語で『壊れた』は？
(スヨン) ボソジダ
[ﾁｬｯﾌﾟ ﾁｬｯﾌﾟ ﾁｬｯﾌﾟ ﾁｬｯﾌﾟ]
オール・プソジダ
これは酸っぱいお菓子だね
でもWarheadsには敵わない
でも美味しかったよ
名無しの方ありがとう
(スヨン) サンキュー
[ヒュヒュヒュ]
ホントごめんね
でも何で『トモ』が間違ってるって
言ってくれなかったの？
[パンッ]
(トム) 面白かったんだ
！！！

English: 
Oh, as if you knew! Did you know?
Tom: ...No
Yeah, get up here, you're next. Hyung-bae, you wait.
*laughs from ipliers*
All right, Thomas. Oh, this is my brother Thomas.
Thomas: Hello.
Mark: Jason. It's funny, everyone here calls you Jason.
'Cuz you didn't change your name to Thomas until after you came to Korea.
Thomas: Yup.
Mark: Yeah. Wait, when did you start going by Thomas?
Thomas: Uh, first or second grade. Very early.
Mark: First or second grade. Yeah.
Okay, so you're Jason now.
Thomas: Yeah, that's how they know me.
Mark: That's how they know you now.
Mark: No one's gonna call you Tom.
Thomas: Aw.
Mark: I'm sorry. Anyway, this is Tom. So, you get to pick another candy.
Thomas: Whatever this is.
Mark: Okay, the squirty one.
Thomas: You'll have to read it.
Mark: Why do I have to read it?
Jja suh muk nun
Jel-ly man-dul-gi
Man-dul-gi. Man-dul-gi. I know that. What does it-
Mom: Make.
Mark: Oh, man-dul-gi. You make jelly?
Mark: Jja seo muk...
Mark: Jja seo muk...
Mom: JJA SEOK.
Thomas: Is this an activity?
Squeeze.

Japanese: 
まさか知ってたのか！？
(トム) いいえ
来てくれ
ヒョンべは後で
(家族) はっはっはw
よし 俺の兄弟のトーマスだ
(トーマス) やぁ
みんなジェイソンって
呼んでるよな
韓国に来てから
トーマスって名乗らないよな
(トーマス) うん
いつトーマスって
呼ばれ始めた？
(トーマス) １年２年生のときかな
それで 今はジェイソン
(トーマス) そうさ
これが真相だよ
誰も俺をトムと呼ばない
(トーマス) あぁ
ごめんな
トムだよ
さぁ 選んで
(トーマス) これにしよ
レアなやつか
(トーマス) 読むだろ
何で俺が？
俺は読めない
ジャ ソ ムク ヌン
ジェリー マン デーリ
マンデリ？何だこれ？
(ママ) Make
あぁ マンデリ
『ゼリーを作る』？
チャ ソオ モク
(ママ) チャソ
チャソ
(トーマス) 動き？
絞り汁
たぶん 動きの表現だ

English: 
I think that's... Yeah, of course it's an activity. gotta SQUoozE It
Mark: There's a lot of Korean candies that involve some sort of 'squooozing'
*P L O P P*
Mark: Open it.
*Mark claps*
*Mark's family claps with him*
*Mark's the only one clapping. Insistently.*
*Mark's family claps again*
*CLAPIPLIER*
Thomas: They got gummies. I guess you put this on that?
Mark: I mean, I dunno what else you would put it on.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Thomas: They got a little hole. 
Mark: Okay.
*squoozeage*
*sad claps from markimoo*
Thomas: There you go.
Mark: Oh.
Thomas: Now you.
*more squoozing*
*more squoozing*
*even more squoozing, but more intense this time*
*chewage*
*Face intensifies*
Mark: I don't like it.
Thomas: I like it.
Mark: Why??
Thomas: It's good.
Mark: In what world is this good?

Japanese: 
ギュッッと
韓国の飴は
『ギュッ』の表現が多いんだ
開けて
[拍手]
(家族) [拍手]
[拍手]
(家族) [拍手]
[拍手]
(トーマス) ゼリーを掛けるのか？
どこに掛けるんだ？
(ﾟｰﾟ)
(トーマス) 穴が空いてる
(トーマス) どうぞ
(トーマス) はやく
苦手だ
(トーマス) ウマい
ホント？？
(トーマス) グッド
一体どこが？

English: 
Thomas: It's very good!
Mark: That was not good!
Thomas: Yeah!
Mark: That was awful.
Mark: It tastes like grease. (made from a grill?)
Mark: Maybe it's because I put a lot on mine.
Thomas: You did put a lot.
Mark: But mine tastes suspiciously like...
Petroleum. (petroleum jelly...?)
Mark: That's not what - hang on, wait.
Mark: Are these any good, then?
Mark: Here, have this.
Thomas: Thanks.
*RIP candy*
♫I will remember you♫
*bamboozled* Mark: Got it.
Thomas: What do you do?
Mark: Don't put it- put it where people can see it, where people can appreciate the texture of it.
*gummy reveal*
I guess I... guess I was I got what I asked for. (indeed)
So it's like there was a couple of these and these are juicy drops with other kind of squeezed flavor
*mark pondering existence*
And I guess I have to try it
*intense ripping*
*too intense, causing gummy massacre*
♫dramatic opera music♫
[i'd like to take a moment to mention that these subtitles are meant for accesibility and are for those who are hard of hearing and perhaps have never heard words before. please respect those, and use these captions for captioning, not jokes. jokes can be places in a separate language setting, and referenced at the beginning of a video only. thank you.]

Japanese: 
(トーマス) いけるよ
微妙だ！
(トーマス) そうか
不味いよ
グリースみたい
たぶん掛けすぎたからだ
(トーマス) だよな
この味は・・・
ワセリン
ちょっと待って
これはどうかな？
これだよ
(トーマス) ありがと
[♫ 私はあなたを忘れないわ ♫]
取れた
(トーマス) どうした？
包装が見えるように置けよ
あぁ それで合ってる
これはジューシーな搾りたての飴だって
[コトンッ]
食べてみよう
[ビリッ]
[♫ オペラ音楽 ♫]

English: 
*Thomas claps*
*Mark's family claps with him*
Mark: I'm so sorry
Mark: Oh, no..
Okay, so maybe this one's gonna be marginally different than the other one
Why isn't there some sort of safety thing?
There's not a lot of, like, sanitary precautions in a lot of food that I've seen.
I was at the grocery store and there was hamburger meat that was just sitting open in, like, a tub
next to this guy that was shouting into a microphone at the grocery store!
You know, the guy in the meat department just shouting into a microphone, like
"We got meat! Come get meat!" except in Korean
You know, he was saying that. I- I know Korean, he was saying exactly that.
Mark: Anyway, let's try this.
Thomas: All right.
*Moonch*
*smack smack*
Thomas: Yeah. Good.
Mark: In what world is that good???
Thomas: *Laughs* Bye
*Mark claps and family joins*
Alright, let me do one by myself. And then..
You two.
I know..
Unless you're gonna tell me that your name ain't Hyung-bae, we're gonna have a big problem.

Japanese: 
(家族) [拍手]
ごめんなさいw
おぉ のぉ
きっと
とっておきの飴なんだ
大丈夫？
衛生上の予防処置がないんだよね
食料品店に行ったら
ハンバーガー用の肉が浴槽に入れてあったんだ
この人が録音マイクに叫んだんだ
店でこんな風に叫んだんだ
『肉だ！買うぞ！』
韓国語でしたね
絶対そう言ってた
まぁ 食べよう
(トーマス) よし
(トーマス) うん ウマい
一体どこが？？
(トーマス) ふふへへっw
(トーマス) じゃあな
(家族) [拍手]
もう一個いこうかな
お２人さん
待ってよ
君の名前が『ヒョンべ』じゃなければ
とんでもないことになるぞ

Japanese: 
これは目を引いたよ
『Pine Needle Candy』
松の実らしい
そういう味？
松ぼっくりから採れる実？
(ママ) たぶん 松の実の風味ね
(ママ) 賭けるわ
一体いくら？
(ママ) あ”ぁぁ
ウンと
１０００！
1
(家族) ふふへへっw
[カンッ]
賭けようじゃないか
これでどうだ
[チャキンッ]
これでどうだ
これでどうだ
松の実味なんて初めてだよ
ママ
こっちに来て 手伝ってよ
なんで小躍りしてるの？？w
サッシェイみたいだったよ
ララ～ララ～♪
(ママ) そのために待ってたの
で お金は？
(ママ) おぉ
クレジットカードでどう？
とにかく
(ママ) いいわよ どうせ勝つんだから

English: 
All right. So this one jumped out at us
It's called Pine Needle Candy, and I've heard of pine nuts. Is that the same kind of deal? No different?
Pine nuts aren't from pine cones? Are pine nuts from pine cones?
Mom: I think it's pine...
Pine needle flavored
I bet... my money
You bet your mo- How much money?
*momiplier sigh*
A lot
1,000!
Won. *laugh*
(1000 won is about $1)
I'll take that bet. I got- I got you. *ka-ching*
Okay, not that I've ever eaten a pine needle before, but I got you.
Alright, Mom, you can- you come up here. You volunteered for this.
Why are you dancing your way in??
I don't think anyone saw it, but it was just this sashay, just like, "Ah~ la la la~"
Mom: I was waiting for this moment, that's why.
Mark: Oh, ok. Where's your money?
Mom: Oh...
Do you take credit card?
Mark: All right, whatever.
Mom: I don't need to put money here because I know I'm gonna win this one.

Japanese: 
もちろん
安全な勝負ごとだよ
きっと
松ぼっくりと松の実が入ってるんだ
すごい匂いだよ
(ママ) んんん～
[ゴンッ]
髪似合ってる？
[韓国語] イケてる？
ふふっw
(家族) [拍手]
(ママ) んんん～
待って まだダメだよ！
(ママ) あっ
出さないでよ！
よし いくよ
これが松の実の味？
(ママ) んんん～ 風味がするわ
(ママ) 松の実
僕が『味がしない』って言ったから
そう言ったの？
(ママ) [韓国語] んんん～ 私のね
(ママ) 貰ったわ！
みんな 
『そんな筈ない』って言うよ！
もういいよ
松の実の香りが
分からないわけ？
こういう香りよ
(ママ) 私がそう感じるんだから
そうなのよ
以上よ
(ママ) バ～イ
[♫マニ マニ マニ♫]

English: 
Mark: All right, sure. I mean, it's not exactly an unsafe bet.
This- it has pine cones and pine needles on it. I'm assuming...
*sniff* That doesn't smell good
*sniff* Mmm~
How's my hair? Good?
*Korean* Pretty?
*clapping*
Mmm~
Mark: I don't- what- Wait, I didn't say go.
Mom: Oh, sorry.
Mark: Well, don't spit it back out!
Mark: Okay, here we go..
Mark: Doesn't really taste like pine needles.
Mom: Mmm~ I'm not lying, I feel.
Mom: Pine needle.
Mark: What, now you feel the pine needle after I say it doesn't taste like pine needles?
Mom: Mmm~ *Korean* This is mine.
Mom: *English* This is mine!
Mark: Everyone can tell you just said- no- what- no!
Th-th-that's not decided! ..Just take it and leave.
Mom: You know why? You have no idea what it's like, the pine needles smell like.
So if I said this is like it,
It is like it.
Bye~
♫Money money money!♫

English: 
*Mark's family claps*
*crunch*
*spits out candy*
Mmm~
Hyung-bae.
Alright, this is Hyung-bae.
Hyung-bae: Hi, my name is Hyung-bae Shin. Nice to meet you.
Mark: Mm. He speaks English real good.
Hyung-bae: Ah, thank you.
Mark: All right. So which one of these..
would you like?
Hyung-bae: Dino's candy.
Mark: Dino's candy? Really. What is this?
Hyung-bae: Toy.
Mark: Ahh, toy.
Low-boat- geeng???
Hyung-bae: Lo-bot-king
Mark: Ohh! Robot king?
Mark: Gong yong hap... che...
Hyung-bae: Gong-yong hap-chae. Dino's...
Hyung-bae: *Korean* What is hap-chae? Dino...
Mark: Wha?
Person: *Korean* Try pulling your hair down, like this
Hyung-bae: *Korean* It's fine.
Person: *Korean* I think you need to put it down a little.
Mark: What is it?
Hyung-bae: What is hap-  eh?
Soo Young: It's "blend".

Japanese: 
(家族) [拍手]
[ガリッ ガリッ]
[飴玉を吐き出すマーク]
んんん～
ヒョンべ
ヒョンべだよ
やぁ シン・ヒュンべだよ
よろしくね
英語 とってもお上手ですね
(ヒュンべ) 僕の英語教師 マーク・プライアー
僕の韓国語教師 ママ
すみません
さぁ この中から・・・
どれにしますか？
(ヒュンべ) 恐竜のお菓子にしよう
恐竜のお菓子？これは何？
(ヒュンべ) おもちゃ
おもちゃ
ローボート ギーグ？？？
(ヒュンべ) ロボットキング
おぉ！ロボットキング？
ゴンヨン ハプチェ
(ヒュンべ) ゴンヨン ハプチェ 恐竜
(ヒュンべ) [韓国語] ハプチェって？
え？
(家族) 髪もっと伸ばすべきよ
(家族) 伸ばさないと
え？
(ヒュンべ) ハプチェは？

Japanese: 
(ヒュンべ) ノー ノーヘアー アイ ユー
髪の身だしなみ
髪を指摘したのよ
アイム・オケー
(家族) あはははっw
で 恐竜は
開けて
(ヒュンべ) オケ サンキュー
おもちゃだけ
カムサムニダ
(ヒュンべ) Don't
イート？
『It's ok』『no problem』『Don't...』
『You’re welcome』
『Don't worry about it』
あぁ
教えたよ
それがオシャレを意味するって
[キラーン]
お菓子あった？
(ヒュンべ) イチゴだよ
嘘だ
(ヒュンべ) 初めに 食べてみて
分かった
うわぁ！
(ヒュンべ) おい！食べるなよ！
おぉ わぁお
(ヒュンべ) イチゴだよ
イチゴ
(ヒュンべ) 딸기 [イチゴ]
[バンッ]
딸기？
(ヒュンべ) 딸기

English: 
Hyung-bae: No- no hair. I- you-
*laughter*
Mark: Back to the dinosaur
Mark: I'll let you open it.
Hyung-bae: Okay, thank you.
Mark: Oh, *Korean* thank you.
Hyung-bae: It's ok, no problem, and don't..?
Mark: Ah, "you're welcome"
Mark: "Don't worry about it."
Hyung-bae: Ah, don't worry about it.
Mark: I taught him that. I told them it was real fancy, which it is
*wink of gods*
Mark: Oh, there's candy?
Hyung-bae: Strawberry.
Mark: I don't believe you.
Hyung-bae: You first. Ok. You eating.
*disgust*
Hyung-bae: No, no! Don't eat!
Mark: Oh, wow!
Hyung-bae: Yeah. Strawberry.
Mark: Strawberry.
Hyung-bae: Yeah. Ddal-gi ("strawberry" in Korean)
Mark: Ddal-gi?
Hyung-bae: Yeah. Ddal-gi.

English: 
*Hyung-bae with no emotion as markiplier fills with disgust*
Mom: Sour?
Hyung-bae: Sour.
Mark: No. Bad. It tastes like a worse Flintstone vitamin
Here.
*throw*
Okay. Really- oh? Hang on- oh? Uh..
Mark: No, not broke. No, no, no, no...
Hyung-bae: Good, good. Success.
Mark: Is it done? It's got a little finger- haha
It's got a little "eey" *laughs*
He's got little finger guns!
Mark: Oh, he's so cute. Here you go. 
Hyung-bae: Ha. Thank you.
Mark: You're welcome.
Mark & Hyung-bae: *Korean* Thank you.
Mark: Jinx.
Anyway, Hyung-bae...
We have pictures together when we were
Little babies. Uh..
Mark: Oh nyun..
Hyung-bae: Da-suh-sal
Mark: Da-suh-sal
Hyung-bae: Five years old.
Mark: Five..?
Mom: *Korean* "When we were around 5 years old"
Mark: Tiny bit. Here. Here they are. Pictures.

Japanese: 
(ママ) 酸っぱい？
(ヒュンべ) 酸っぱい
不味い
フリントストーン・ビタミン剤の味がする
それ
[ヒュッ]
ふぅ
おけぇ 待ってね おう？
のぉ 壊れちゃう のぉのの
(ヒュンべ) よし
できた？ 小さい手
えへへっw
『えぇい』みたい
えへへっw
指の銃だ
キュートだね
どうぞ
(ヒュンべ) ありがとう
どうも
(２人) カムサムニダ
ジンクス
ヒュンべと
子供を抱いて
写真を撮ったんだ
オオ ニュン
タチャサル
タチャサル
５歳だよ
５歳？
(ママ) あなた達が５歳だった頃
こんな風だった

Japanese: 
後で編集するんだ
ここら辺に
(ヒュンべ) 写真？
沢山ね
うん 見えるはずだよ
ピシュッ
チャオ
他にも
(ヒュンべ) わぁお
おっと こんなとこに
ありがとう
もう１人
(家族) ヨ・ジン
ヨ・ジン
名前合ってる？
[バンッ]
自己紹介！
(ヨジン) ヨジンです
これを持って
どう俺の髪？
(ママ) 彼女は美容師よ
KPOPみたいにして
何だこの頭
見える？
おぉ
お菓子はどれ？
僕も開けよう
[♫ 私はあなたをー ♫]
取った！
おぉ マルチーズ？
(ヨジン) これも作る？
マルチーズ味だ

English: 
*edit magic*
Mark: *whisper* I'm gonna add 'em in later.
Mark: There they are. 
Hyung-bae: Picture?
Mark: Many pictures.
Hyung-bae: Ah, many picture.
Mark: Yeah, see? They're going by right now.
*finger guns into existence*
Mark: There's another. Kachow! And another one.
Hyung-bae: Wow.
Mark: Oh, found one here.
Mark: Thank you. I've got one more guest
People: Yeo-jin
Mark: Yeo-jin...
Has your name changed?
Introduce yourself!
Yeo-jin: My name is Yeo-jin.
Mark: Here, pick this one. How's my hair?
Mom: She's a hair dresser
Mark: Something's wrong with this head. See? See that?
Oh
Where was the candy?
Well, I'll work on this then...
♫I will remember you♫
Got it!
Oh, Maltese?
Yeo-jin: *Korean* Do we have to make this?

English: 
Mark: That's basically Maltese. And is gonna take a while.
♫calm, nintendogs-esque music♫
*finishes*
Mark: There it goes.
Mark: There you go.
Yeo-jin: Thank you.
Mark: You're welcome.
Yeo-jin: Thank you.
Mark: You're welcome.
*laughter*
*intense claps*
So
We've made it through a lot of candy. I think we ran out of special guests
So I guess I gotta carry this on myself, which really reflects my personality because the next one I picked was this minion one
Just 'cuz it really fascinated me with the fact there was minion in this
*house reveal 3.0*
So when we first got here there was this guy
♫dramatic chord pitching up♫
▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚┣ ▜▚┗┣┗┫┓┏┓ ▛▄▖┅┗▖. ┣┗┏▛▄▖▜┏┣ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣. ┣┗▖┃▀▚▗┏┏┓. ▖┛▀┗▞┃┏▄ ▛┏┗▄▖▜▚┣ ┅▖┗━▖ ▖┓┫▞┣ ▚ ▛▄┅┗▖ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣ ▚┛▘▞━▖┅
So I was like, hey, it's my favorite. And it was Wade's favorite, of course
so I had to get it. But I don't think it'll be actually any different, so I'm assuming it's just like
*swoosh*
*RIP Mark's funny bone*
Yeow
*sprays*
*disgusted expression*

Japanese: 
時間ちょうだい
[♫ リラックス音楽 ♫]
出来たよ
どうぞ
(ヨジン) ありがとう
どうも
(ヨジン) ありがとう
どうも
(家族) へへっw
(家族) [拍手]
それでは
たっぷりとお菓子を満喫し
ゲストも呼びました
自分で試すのもあれだけど
これは僕を物語ってるんだ
このミニオンが僕を誘惑したんだ
こいつを見てくれ
[♫ 弦の演奏 ♫]
▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚┣ ▜▚┗┣┗┫┓┏┓ ▛▄▖┅┗▖. ┣┗┏▛▄▖▜┏┣ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣. ┣┗▖┃▀▚▗┏┏┓. ▖┛▀┗▞┃┏▄ ▛┏┗▄▖▜▚┣ ┅▖┗━▖ ▖┓┫▞┣ ▚ ▛▄┅┗▖ ▚ ▖▞┣┗▖┗┣ ▚┛▘▞━▖
だから選んだ
ウェイドの好みだよ
試そう
だけど想像できるよ
[ゴンッ]
ヨォウ

English: 
*more of the disgust*
Mmm!
There's really nothing different. This says megamouth strawberry flavor, and I don't know what strawberries they drew this from
I think they just diluted down some cough syrup
and put it into a spray bottle.
Anybody want? Spray? Hyung-bae, get over here. Just open your mouth.
Say "Aah"
*intense spraying*
*mmm intesifies*
*he goes*
Alright, so that's just as bad as it would be in America.
*CLUNK*
That was a trash can.
Minecraft knockoff called Sandbox Friends
[high-pitched, singsongy] Copyright infringement~
Guuuuum!
Gum?
Gum.
Not good. So uh, ripoff, but a little bit of gum.
I've got...
whatever this is.

Japanese: 
ｱ"ｧ
んんんっ！
普通すぎるね
『大きなイチゴの風味』だって
何のイチゴなんだろ
咳止めシロップかな
もっとだ
誰か 試さない？
ヒュンべ
口を開けて
『アァ』して
[ｼｭｼｭ]
[ｼｭｼｭｼｭ]
[ｼｭｼｭ]
(ヒュンべ) オォ
んんん～ ふふうふん
おけぇ
(ヒュンべ) じゃあ
おけ
フハハハッハッw
これはアメリカのせいです
[ゴトンッ]
ゴミです
Mincraft 風の『Sandbox Friends』
著作権侵害～♪
ガ～ム！
ガム？
ガム
まずい
詐欺のガムです
次は
これはどうだ

English: 
Choco-bi.
Jeal-ly...
Chocolate jelly???
Why?
Why would you need the make cho- Well, I guess the chocolate pudding is a thing, and that's not too far off.
Uh
Oh
Eeugh
Soo Young: Disgusting.
Mom: What's that?
Mom: Fungus!
Fungus?
Mom: Look like fungus.
Mark: That does?
Mom: Yeah.
Mom: Look like a rat. Fungus.
Rat? A fungus? Wait, you can't just keep saying words and expect that to mean anything.
Mom: [quietly] i'm sorry!
you don't know fungus?
I know fungus!
Mom: You don't know rat?
*table slam* I know fungus and I know rat.
Mom: I'm sorry do I need a glass? Where's my glass.
Mom, you're hilarious,
but hang on. Do you think it's actually covered in fungus or do you think it just looks-
Mom: Yeah, looks that way from this distance.
Mom: You're brave.
*confusion*
*disgust*

Japanese: 
チョコビ
ジェリー
チョコレートのゼリー？
なぜ？
なんでチョコをー
チョコは塗るものだろ
あっ
おぉ
(家族) ウゥゥ
(スヨン) 最悪
(ママ) 何あれ
うぅ
(ママ) カビ！
カビ！？
(ママ) カビみたい
これが？
(ママ) うん ネズミのカビね
ネズミ？カビ？
どういう意味なのかさっぱりだよ
(ママ) ごめん！
(ママ) カビ知ってる？
当然だよ！
ふふっw
(ママ) ネズミは？
[バンッ]
ネズミもカビも知ってるよ
(ママ) ごめん 眼鏡がいるわ
どこ？
ママ 陽気だね
待って
これがカビで覆われてるとでも？
(ママ) えぇ この距離ならね
(ママ) 勇気あるわね

Japanese: 
名無しさん 食べる？
(ママ) もっと見たいわ！
どうぞ
(スヨン) お待たせ
(スヨン) これは
(スヨン) 英語で『ゴム』は？
(家族) ゴム？
(ママ) ゴム！
(スヨン) ゴム！
ゴムかぁ！
たしかにゴムみたいだね
ゲロ！
(スヨン) 捨てるよ
そうしようか
(アミー) 待って 私も
(アミー) オォ ノォ
(家族) オォ ノォ
他に誰か？ヒュンべ？
食中毒になるよ
はい
トーマスも
(トム) ウマい
トーマス
シャットアップ！
センキュー
(スヨン) センキュー
(スヨン) カムサムニダ
カムサムニダ
パンプキン
パンプキン
カボチャ？
何ニタニタしてる
兄がニヤニヤしてる
微笑んだことないのに
これは嫌な予感

English: 
Mom: I wanna see his face! Mark: whoever you are. You wanna try?
Mark: Here you go.
Soo Young: It taste like...
Soo Young: *Korean* What's rubber in English?
People: *Korean* Rubber?
Mom: Roober!
Soo-Young: Roober!
Mark: Rubber! Ah, rubber, okay. Yeah, I would equate it to that. Yeah.
Bad!
Soo Young: I'll trash it. 
Mark: Trash it? Good idea.
Amy: Wait, I wanna try one.
*off screen disgust*
Mark: Yeah, I know.
Who else wants to try 'em? Hyung-bae? It's all gonna give us food poisoning.
There. Thomas, here.
Tom: That's good
Thomas, shut up.
Mark: Alright, thank you.
Soo Young: Thank you. 
Mark: Thank you.
Soo Young: *Korean* Thank you.
Mark: *Korean* Thank you.
Alright. Pumpkin?
What are you smiling at over there?
My brother's just smiling over there.
*judgiplier*
You never smile. Also, this is bad.

Japanese: 
これはいける味
まずい
南瓜風味のキャラメルだ
[ガリッ]
舌噛んじゃった
[パンッ]
良くも悪くもない
まだ残ってるけど
もうやめておこう
でも最後に
[バンッ]
[ﾊﾞﾝｯ]
締めはこんなやつ
これはよく食べるよ
韓国に来てどれだけ変わったか
試してみたいんだ
韓国産なら
素晴らしいね
ガンチ ギナア ゴンブ
ゴンブ？
(家族) 学べ
『study』は知ってるし
なぜ言ったんだ
ドゥンサン ウンドン ハルデ
ウンジェ オディ ソナア
意味は？
(家族) [拍手]
なぜ拍手？
(ママ) スナック菓子よ！
(ママ) ワァオ ワンダフル！
おぉ
韓国語でスナック菓子？

English: 
Eh, it's not that bad.
Eh, it's pretty bad.
Oh, now I'm getting the caramel. Gettin' a little pumpkin.
*CRUNCH*
Ow, I bit my lip. *smack*
Not that bad, not that good.
I've got some more candy here, but I'm not even gonna bother it because I- I think I'm about done
I wanted to end it on
*ploop*
*falls*
*RIP*
I wanted to end it with
something that I'm familiar with because I just wanted to see how it changed when it came down to
umm
being in Korea. If this was made in Korea, then that's good.
Gan-chi gi-nah, gong-bu
Gong-bu?
I know what "study" is.. I was marveling why "study" was in here
Dung-san oon-dong hal-dae
Un-jae, Uh-dee-suh nah
What does it mean?
*Appluase*
Why are you clapping?
Mom: Activity snack!
Mom: Wow, wonderful!
*scared mark... we can save you*
Oh.
Okay, so in Korea, it's a study snack?

English: 
Tastes like Snickers... Okay. So that'll wrap it up.
Ummmmm
Conclusion. I went out of my way to pick the weird ones
So I think the fact that I did that means that I didn't enjoy some of them
But a lot of them just taste like candy
So I don't know what I expected out of this, and I have no conclusions to draw one way or another.
I'm not gonna make any comparisons because I can't say one's better than the other. So...
What's the moral of the story here?
*Extremely intense* Try different experiences, learn new things,
study other cultures through their candy, and you'll have a good life.
Snack activity with family, right?
*Painfully awkward silence*
...Right...?
Family: Yaaayy!!! *Applause*
So thank you everybody so much for watching. If you ever want to go to Korea, I recommend it
I've been having a great time with my family, been learning a lot of things,
Uh.. got a lot of stories to tell that I'll tell later, but thanks everybody so much, and check out my...
...various relative's and cousin's...

Japanese: 
スニッカーズの味
ラップしよう
えっと
結局
珍味なものに出会いました
つまり
楽しめなかったお菓子もありました
ほとんど砂糖の味です
一体 何を期待してたのか
他にそれ以上ありません
どれがベターなのか
比較もしません
ですので
教えを説けと？
人とは違う経験を
お菓子から文化を学べば
良い人生が待ってる
お菓子と家族だ
だろ？
(家族) ...
だろ？
(家族) イェイ！！[拍手]
みんな見てくれてありがとう
韓国は良いところだよ
家族と楽しい時間を過ごしたし
いっぱい学んだよ
すごい話したいことが
沢山あるんだけど また今度
よければ

Japanese: 
親戚のインスタグラムとか
詳細欄から見てみてね
貼るからね
見てくれてありがとう
いつも通り
次の動画でお会いしましょう
バイバ～イ！
(家族) ヒュ～！バイバ～イ！
おけぇ
[家族] フハッハッw

English: 
Instagrams or ...other social media in the description below. I'll put there. *he didn't*
Thank you everybody so much for watching, and as always, *end music starts*
I'll see you... in the next video.
Buh-bye!
Family: whOOOOoooOOO!!!!!
Family: whOOOOoooOOO!!!!!
Buh-bye~!
...okay.
♫Bouncy Outro Music♫
