My name is Al. Im a bit concerned that my daughter is
bit with the homosexual bug. And
it just drives me absolutely mad. And
I know that I cant fight this, you know, she has
to fight it herself. And she is
plagued with this demon. I found these big, wicked
DRAGON DILDOS
and i found, i just
oh its just disgustin!
I believe in the Lord and all his might, but these
these DRAGON DILDOS
and this girl shes been hangin out with
well, well what do i do, do i
do i hire a male prostitute?
will, will you
devirgigitize her?
will you mate with my daughter and
show her the ways of Christ?
she's over at her girlfriend's.
probably using them dragon dildos.
Battletoads.
Battletoads.
do you guys sell
battletoads
here?
No? you don't pray for-
Niggers.
Niggers.
My name is Jo Jo and im from the deep south
So I live in a real small town, and theres not
many people around and stuff. I went
to a high school with maybe bout a hundred kids total in it
There aint many women around
Me and my sister kinda took a likin to each other
and last night I asked her to marry me.
but
but i love her!
