MR. JOHNSON: Uh, waiter?
Waiter?
GROVER: Yes, sir.
Oh.
Oh, it is you again.
Well, it is certainly nice
having you back again, sir.
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah.
Hmm.
GROVER: Yes.
Now, what may I do for you?
MR. JOHNSON: Well, I--
GROVER: Would you like
to see a menu?
MR. JOHNSON: No, no.
I'd like a hamburger, please.
GROVER: Oh, a hamburger.
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah.
GROVER: Very good choice.
And you have another choice.
You see, the hamburger in our
restaurant comes in two sizes.
MR. JOHNSON: Oh?
GROVER: We have a little
hamburger and
we have a big hamburger.
MR. JOHNSON: Hmm.
GROVER: May I suggest you take
the little hamburger?
MR. JOHNSON: Oh.
All right, let me see it.
GROVER: All right,
very good then.
One little hamburger
right away.
MR. JOHNSON: Uh, make
it very rare.
GROVER: Uh, yes, sir.
Singe another baby, Charlie!
MR. JOHNSON: I get that
ding-a-ling every
time I come in here.
GROVER: All righty.
You said you wanted it very
rare, there is our little
hamburger, sir.
MR. JOHNSON: Wow.
That certainly is little.
GROVER: Isn't it sweet?
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah.
That's hardly enough
to feed a flea.
GROVER: I would not know, sir.
We have never fed a
flea here before.
That's a waiter joke.
MR. JOHNSON: Well, don't
wait for the laugh.
Look, I don't want
this hamburger.
GROVER: You do not?
MR. JOHNSON: It's too small.
Take that one back and
bring me the big one.
GROVER: Oh, no, no.
What you want is another
little one--
maybe, you know, three
or four little ones.
But have been having
a lot of trouble
with the big hamburger.
MR. JOHNSON: Look, your trouble
is no concern of mine.
GROVER: Uh, but sir,
I tell you this--
MR. JOHNSON: I want
the big one.
Take back this little one.
GROVER: No, no, no.
Here, let me sit down,
talk to you.
I think you're making
a big mistake.
You see, first of all--
MR. JOHNSON: [SHOUTING]
Will you get me the
big hamburger?
GROVER: Yes, sir.
MR. JOHNSON: I haven't
got all day!
GROVER: All right,
but I warned you.
I warned you.
All right, Charlie,
broil the biggie!
MR. JOHNSON: Boy, imagine the
nerve of that guy trying to
tell me what I want.
I know what I want--
[RUMBLING]
MR. JOHNSON: I want
the big hamburger.
[RUMBLING]
GROVER: Sir, would you like,
on the ketchup, the little
bottle or the big bottle, hmm?
Oh!
[CRASH]
