Look at my - tiny legs...
...Goddamn!
[backwards] - DYNAMITE?!
[Explosion noise from Secret of Evermore]
...I hate Minecraft!
Now, this is the most ridiculous
Youtube Poop I've ever seen in my life!
It's a DIC of EPIC proportions...
Dic dic dicdicDIIIIIIIIIIIIdic
And 1,000 pounds of Amazing!
[Very high pitched] Turn out that light!
TURN OUT THAT TURN OUT--
*BANGBANGBANG BANG BANG*
[Hotel Mario volcano noise and *DIW DIW diw diw*]
*BZzZzZzZzZZZT*
[Vibrato] How're we gonna find the princess with the power goin' out?
He's gonna get me!
*vrrrrrrr*
*clank clank clank*
*claclaclaclank*
[One half-step higher] He's gonna get me!
[Scratch grunting]
Who says chi--
WHAAAHAHAAOW!
I just--
WHAAHAHAOW *bonk*
[Quickly] I just outfoxed a fox, baHAhaHAAA!
[Audio stutters]
Now II woN--
[Audio-scrubbed shenanigans]
Devious devious
Underhand-derhand-derhand-
-der der DER DER DER--
-swor -swor -swor -swor
It's my new
It's my new Swag-O-Matic
It's my new Swag-O-Matic Townnelizer
It's my new Swag-O-Matic Townnelizer
and Terrible
It's my new Swag-O-Matic Townnelizer
and Terrible Tunnel
It's my new Swag-O-Matic Townnelizer
and Terrible Tunnel Terrorizer!
Tun-O-Matic
Tun-O-Matic Ternalizer
Tun-O-Matic Ternalizer and
[Accelerating gibberish]
What have you got?
Piles of
Piles of P-EINOUS
[High-pitched cackling]
[Stuttery jumping and crashing noises]
[Truncated explosion]
Ahem--as I was saying...
My deluxe,
My deluxe, extra-large,
My deluxe, extra-large, fuel-injected,
My deluxe, extra-large, fuel-injected, highly-calibrated,
My deluxe, extra-large, fuel-injected, highly-calibrated,
radio-controlled,
My deluxe, extra-large, fuel-injected, highly-calibrated,
radio-controlled, super-nasty--
EEIEEIEOEOUUHH-*KABOOM--*
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
BOOOOO!
A bundle of
A bundle of dank memes!
[Very fast] BOOOOOOO-O-O-O
WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A--?!
[Game Boy Camera error music]
Who are you running from?
[Loud crackling]
*ploop*
*HONK-BEEP-QUACK*
Ahhhh, there he goes!
Where's he going?
-Hey!!
Over there!
Over the-
-NO!
Get offa my cloud!
Get offa my-
NO!!
[Hotel Mario BGM looping psychotically fast[
AAAAAAAAAGGHH
CANDLE
CANDLE-SNIFFING
CANDLE-SNIFFING FUCKFENCE
CANDLE-SNIFFING FUCKFENCE
GO CLIMB A
CANDLE-SNIFFING FUCKFENCE
GO CLIMB A WALL OF
CANDLE-SNIFFING FUCKFENCE
GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS
Scratch (offscreen):
...Do we HAVE to??
Daaagh, I--
,hgaaa--
I, I, I I
I I I IIII
We don't do rap, we're metalheads!
[Hyrule Warriors version of 'Dinosaur Boss Battle' sped up]
*plunk-plunk-plunk-plinkploonk*
[Stretched inflating noises]
*KABOOM*
[Scratch and Grounder screaming]
Robotnik (off-screen):
Now I AM a true
Robotnik (off-screen):
Now I AM a true exploding head!
Ha ha ha haaaa!
Now, look at this net
Now, look at this net
That I just found!
When I say "go"...
When I say "go"...
Be ready to throw!
GO!!
*Boioioioioing*
Throw it at HIM, not me!!
Daauugh...let's try something else.
I'll have to give myself a
I'll have to give myself a P
I'll have to give myself a PP
I'll have to give myself a PPPPPPPPPPPP
I'll have to
I'll have to pull that lever!
[Lever makes noises like a car starter failing]
WAT
[Lever chugs again]
[Lever chugs a third time]
*CHHHGHHKK-PWOOT*
Three separate levers,
Three separate levers, and none - of them work!
*c-c-click*
NOOOOO!!
You put the video in reverse!
!!ereh GNIMOC eb ll'yehT
[Warped rewinding noises]
[Even louder rewinding sounds]
STOP IIIIT!!!
Phew...!
["Roundabout" by Yes fades in]
*WHOOSH--*
I SAID NOOOOOOO
Ghost (True Capitalist Radio):
Y-y'know, why do you all like doing this to me?!
WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE DOING THIS TO ME!?
WHYYYY?!
WHYYYY?! WHYYYY!?
WHYYYY?! WHYYYY!? WHYYYY!!?
[Perfect Selection Dracula Battle cover of 'Op.13']
The ending, it was a little, ahhh...
Vay Hek's voice:
UNACCEPTABLE!!
Still Vay Hek's voice:
AAAAAAAAAAGGGHH
