What's happenin', Forum.
Have you ever been crossing a busy intersection,
like this guy,
and then OMG you almost get hit by a f***ing car!
That is one lucky bastard,
'cause if that'd happened to me,
my dumb ass would've stopped
and been like "hey wait a minute, that bus didn't yield,"
and then then of course I would'be gotten hit.
Look at that, so close.
Now he's lucky, but...
If the Final Destination movies have taught us anything,
it's that that guy is gonna die 
3 days from now when that same bus
runs through his living room wall.
I happen to think breakdancing is pretty cool,
and apparently so does this guy.
But his cat doesn't seem to feel the same way,
look at him
just waiting to strike.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Now.
That video is so incredible I almost don't believe it.
What the hell was that cat thinking?
"You idiot!
Breakdancing is soooo 1984.
I said knock it off,
douchebag!
Cartwheel!"
That's so awesome. 
And don't worry about the cat.
I'm sure he landed on his feet.
This last video is pretty simple.
It's a person who doesn't drive so good.
"oh woops.
Hey, you hit that car.
It's ok.
Just back out and park anywhere.
Yeah.
That seems like a good place. 
Well that pole you hit seems
to be attached to your car.
Ya know most people get out when they hit something,
but not you.
You just keep on goin'.
I admire that.
Oh.
You hit another car.
Yeah that pole is still there.
Hey you left your bumper."
I know you probably think I'm gonna make
some lame joke about alcoholic drivers,
or some lame joke about asian drivers,
or some lame joke about women drivers.
And I'll have you know that that's just dumb,
that's dumber than the alcoholic asian woman 
who was driving that car.
I'm just sayin'.
But you know what's not dumb,
the comment question of the day.
Which comes from a user named Sawyerssouthernbelle
We have a question for you.
How big?
So they wanna know How Big?
How big who? How big what?
That's for you to decide, Forum.
Leave your interesting or creative responses
in the comments section below.
But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
I'm RayWilliamJohnson,
and I approve this message.
So tell me Forum, if you could hang out with Jesus for a day,
What would you do?
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Aw, come here, I want a hug...
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