[Groovy 70's Music]
THIS SUMMER...
THE DIRECTOR OF "PULP FICTION"
"KILL BILL"
"DJANGO UNCHAINED"
AND "INGLORIOUS BASTERDS"
BRINGS YOU THE WORLD'S 
MOST DIABOLICAL ANTI-HEROES.
You have written some of the most depraved
and violent people the world has ever known.
Yeah, alright...
...And?
I want you to assemble a team.
What kind of team?
THE BEST OF THE WORST!
BACK IN ACTION!
Django...
Guy who shoots people.
She's a bride.
She slices people.
Soldier.
Scalps people.
Jules?
He shoots people again.
And she?
[THUD, GROAN]
*Giggle*
...she's just crazy.
Which one of you fake-ass, 
mall cop G.I. Joe's got my wallet?
QUENTIN TARANTINO'S "SUICIDE SQUAD"
Here's the deal, alright?
We're gonna go somewhere very bad.
To do some very bad things.
To some very bad people.
[Japanese]
So, business as usual?
Bingo.
MURDEROUS MANIACS MADE IN HELL!
[Evil laughter]
What is that?
Not good.
[German yelling]
Alright, ramblers...
Let's get RAMBLIN'!
AHH!
DESIGNED FOR DESTRUCTION!
THE WILL DEVESTATE!
DECIMATE!
AND OBLITERATE!
EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH!
"And you will know my name is The Lord!
When lay my vengeance upon thee!"
MOTHERF-
QUENTIN TARANTINO'S SUICIDE SQUAD
Oh HELL no!
Seriously?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
We're the bad guys...
...sorta.
RATED R
BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOOT CRATE!
END OF REEL ONE
TIME FOR SOME POPCORN!
(Thanks, Quentin!)
 
