(audience cheer)
(audience applaud)
That's great.
So happy anniversary to Kim and Kanye.
Five years, it's been five years.
(audience cheer)
(audience applaud)
Good for them.
Remember when I didn't think they'd last,
I think it was 19 days or eat the crow
and I ate the crow?
Five years.
It seems like just yesterday.
Then again, it started to slow down somewhere
about last year and now it seems like they've been married
forever, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Well good for you.
Now the five-year anniversary gift
if you wanna give them something is wood.
(audience laugh)
You'd probably be better getting it,
Kim would be better getting it from you
'cause she's probably not gonna get it from Kanye.
Whoa.
(audience laugh)
I just can't picture it, I'm sorry,
I'm still can't...
Anyway, I'm sure he'll get something much better.
Diamonds or somethin' like that.
Anyway, speaking of the family,
so Kourtney's on the cover of Paper magazine
and it's their latest digital edition.
And she says, amongst other things,
in the article that she wishes that the show
would just get canceled.
Oh.
Wow, what a cool dress, a blue dress, right?
That's cool.
Looks hard.
(audience laugh)
Anyway, you would think that she wouldn't bite
the hand that feeds her,
but I also think that she's not one of these girls
anymore who cares about the fame,
but I'm sure she wants to keep the money.
She seems like it could be a stupid thing on her counter,
it's probably cost a fortune.
She outfits the kids in the best clothes
and we've talked about this.
I have no problem with her doing it
and she's spending her money
while still, she's a charitable person and everything.
And listen, I don't think Kourtney needs the show.
I think that Kourtney can go on with her life
and I knew she's got this new website,
this new thing.
It's called Posh or something like that.
Poosh, it's called Poosh.
It's her website where she promotes all things
that she likes.
Well if she likes things expensive
then chances are, it's probably like Gwyneth Paltrow's.
Weird stuff that you normally wouldn't try
that's real expensive, you know what I mean?
But because you like Kourtney,
maybe you'd buy the stuff.
Maybe she could survive without the show.
Quite frankly, I think that her website
and anything that she wants to do,
the children's clothes and whatever else,
she needs the show to promote her product.
(audience applaud)
She's not yet big enough where she doesn't
have to have the show.
I mean I think probably the only one who's big enough
for that at this point would be Kim.
Kim doesn't need the show and you would still follow her
and you would still trust in her if she says
that this lip gloss is good or what not.
And that's not a bad thing.
I'm just simply saying
Kim is the only one that I see
who doesn't need the show.
Even Kendall, Kendall's not the most beautiful girl
in the world.
(audience murmur)
It's not shade, it's fact.
I mean a model is just a random girl
who they put a bunch of makeup on
and they make her look like a superstar.
If you're not friends with models
then maybe you don't know this.
I know models in real life and you'd pass them in the mall,
and then they do that thing with the makeup
and airbrushing and stuff and they look beautiful.
Even models will tell you "I'm just a girl",
fortunate enough to be on the cover.
And Kendall, let's face it,
Kendall jumped to the top of the model chain
because she's a Kardashian-Jenner.
(audience applaud)
She's not a bad-looking girl
but she also is not a special-looking girl.
There are some models out there,
they have that special look
where automatically you say oh I get it, I totally see it.
Like Cara Delevingne with the eyebrows.
She's pretty.
I don't even know if she models anymore.
Maybe she quit modeling when she started acting.
I don't know whether acting worked out
and she's back to modeling.
But I think somebody like Cara Delevingne
with the unique look
or that model from back in the day.
Remember the black girl with all the freckles, like that.
She had a look.
And anyway, but so good for you.
Look, I've forgotten you already.
(audience laugh)
Kourtney.
Good for you, Kourtney, for being honest with it
but even when you're on the show,
you don't act like you're into the show.
It's more like you're into your family
and that's a good thing.
But with that being said
then why don't you just quit the show?
I don't think anyone will miss you.
Did you see the episode where Kim walked in the room
and told Kourtney about herself?
"There's nothin' special about you."
Did you see that episode?
I wasn't the only one watching.
Yes.
You know what I'm talking about.
I was like...
(audience applaud)
At first, I was mad at Kim,
like all right, but why are you talking to her like that
with the cameras rolling?
That's mean.
But Kourtney took it.
Kourtney's pretty but Kourtney is not special.
And Kourtney's storyline is Kourtney and Scott.
Or Kourtney and the kids.
Or Kourtney sleeping in Khloe's bed.
(audience laugh)
Like the wildfires happen and everybody flees fast
from the wildfires in LA
and so Kourtney ran to Khloe's...
Kendall's house, Kendall, the model,
ran to Kendall's house, with the kids.
And so Kendall was saying in a recent episode,
for a whole week, it was nice.
And then by the way, they all sleep in the bed.
Kourtney, Kendall and the kids.
They all sleep in one bed.
And then she says, "Well it was nice and fun and everything
"havin' them around for one week,
"but the fire has been over
"and everybody's gone back home."
(audience laugh)
Her house is ready to go back home,
why won't Kourtney leave?
And I say 'cause Kourtney needs a storyline
and that's another boring storyline
where she won't leave Kendall's house.
So then just leave the show.
Just leave.
(audience applaud)
Andrea Kelly is R. Kelly's ex-wife.
(audience murmur)
Well Andrea and the kids have joined the cast
of Growing Up Hip Hop: Atlanta.
You heard about this.
(audience murmur)
You didn't hear about this?
All right, well all three kids are her children
by R. Kelly.
Yeah, wouldn't you think he'd have more kids
based on lifestyle?
Yeah.
Just bein' a rocker.
It's like we were talkin' about Trey Songz the other day.
I was shocked that this is his first child.
Hi Trigga.
(audience laugh)
So she has three kids by R. Kelly
and she and the three kids are on
Growing Up Hip Hop.
Why, you ask.
I guess mom likes being on TV
and the kids listen to what their mom is saying.
The kids are too young to have an opinion
on their own,
except for the one in college
and she just...
Look, Buku is 21, Jay is 19,
and Robert is 17.
Poor Robert.
(audience murmur)
Robert Kelly, is Robert, is Robert...
(audience laugh)
Wait a minute now.
You aren't the son of um...
(audience laugh)
Hello?
(audience laugh)
Anyway, take a look and then we'll talk.
I don't know what it's like to be R. Kelly's child.
I don't even know what it's like to be his ex-wife.
Just 'cause it affects me forever.
As soon as I feel like okay,
I got a little of normalcy,
some headline.
R. Kelly has been arrested.
He cracked me.
But he didn't break me.
Ooh.
(some audience applaud)
I'm gonna explain this the best I possibly can.
The show is going to...
Okay, the whole show is of course
several people growing up hip hop.
But the Kellys' storyline is dealing with
child support battles.
And the fallout from the documentary
that R. Kelly did with Gayle King.
Well I like Andrea
joining the show, I'll tell you why.
Because clearly, Andrea likes being on TV.
'Cause why would you get on TV
and perpetuate this?
And perhaps the story... not perhaps.
I feel that there are gonna be several reasons
for the judge on this case to watch this show
and stick the screws to R. Kelly even worse.
If he can get any worse.
Well he's not in jail yet
so I guess it's not at its worst.
There's nothing about this...
Like this is the storyline in the show
that I'd wanna walk away from 'cause it's so sad.
I think a lotta people feel that R. Kelly's very guilty,
and Andrea, I think a lotta people look at you,
being married to him for 13 years,
and look at you, Andrea,
and we know each other, but you know, Andrea,
it's not like you didn't know anything in my mind.
(audience murmur)
And you, when you married him,
you were a full woman.
She wasn't a teenager.
And she was an accomplished background dancer for R. Kelly
who probably learned about his personality and his needs
and how to get in just by layin' and being a background
dancer and then one day,
when everybody was late coming back from a break,
but she's sittin' there with Robert,
that might've been when she put the moves on him
and then he realized you know what, I do need a woman
of a grown age in order to pull this caper off.
Oh.
What caper?
(audience laugh)
I don't know what they're talking about.
(audience laugh)
Anyway, she needs this-
(audience applaud)
I mean if the allegations are true is what I'm saying.
If the allegations are true
that he likes underage girls
then you need a older age wife to pull it off,
and you get a couple of kids in there
and all of a sudden,
you're thinkin' it looks all gravy, right, Robert?
(audience laugh)
Andrea needs this to pay bills.
I have no idea how she's paying bills.
She was a background dancer prior but she never...
Andrea, nobody was interested in you
even when you were married to him,
and I guess that's a good thing.
She stuck with her craft, which was dancing,
and raising a family.
But now that you're not married to R. Kelly,
you want us to be interested in you as a person.
But nobody cares 'cause you're not Laurieann Gibson.
Clap if you know who I'm talking about.
(audience applaud)
Laurieann Gibson, she's from Canada.
She's an accomplished background dancer.
She danced for Puffy.
All she was was a dancer from Canada.
But Laurieann managed to carve out
Laurieann Gibson away from Puff
and I for one,
I have watched Laurieann in reality shows
that have nothin' to do with Puff.
It has to do with dancing and her messy life.
It's a messy life.
It's a messy life.
But Andrea, it's too late for you now.
At 45 years old, your man has been
written the riot act in the court of public opinion.
The real court hasn't said anything yet.
The 21-year-old, Robert is not paying her college tuition.
She's in school for music.
She wants to be a singer.
I don't know who's fuelin' this dream.
(audience laugh)
I don't care how well she can sing.
There's something about being R. Kelly's daughter
that first you feel sorry for her 'cause damn,
little girl didn't ask for this.
She and her father do not get along at all.
She's in college for musical arts.
They say she has a really, really great voice
and being a Kelly,
I'm sure she has really great connections.
But do people with those connections
still want to be connected...
You're collateral damage for the things that your father's
being accused of.
If I were you and I'm not a dream killer
but I'm a realist,
I'd pick a plan B as a career.
(audience applaud)
It's a shame.
It's a shame.
And this is a show, by the way,
that I will be watching.
I wanna see how it all plays out.
This is great for business for Growing Up Hip Hop
to have this Kelly family on,
but it's really bad for the R. Kelly family.
I mean this one down here, she's not in school.
Robert's not payin' her tuition.
He doesn't have any money,
according to documents.
The other two boys,
I mean imagine the life of Robert Kelly Junior.
And then the other boy.
Who else is on this show?
Waka Flocka.
Waka Flocka, Lil Bow Wow.
Bow Wow.
You still call him Lil?
Oh, you know what, that's a force of habit.
Lil Bow Wow.
He's just Bow Wow.
Bow, Norman by the way is your number one fan
and I understand that you'll be visiting our show
in a few weeks,
and Norman is already fluttering with the hands.
Can't wait. (laughs)
(audience applaud)
He loves him, he loves him.
Anyway, and some other people are on this show
but it'd be interesting to watch Andrea and the kids
make some money while the judge is watching
and we're all lookin' like ew.
(audience laugh)
Oh, Growing Up Hip Hop: Atlanta.
It premieres Thursday, June 13th at nine o'clock on We TV.
(audience applaud)
There's this really cute footballer player from Baltimore
and he's got red hair,
and he's only 25.
He looks a little older than that.
But charge it to the game.
(audience laugh)
It's stressful out there.
Anyway, he plays for the Baltimore Ravens
and he wants us to help track down a mystery woman.
Ooh.
I'm in, I'm in.
People in our Hot Topics meeting were saying
"Why would he use his celebrity to do that?
"If he were a regular guy,
"he wouldn't be able to get away with it.
"Why would he?"
And I was like what are you, a hater?
(audience laugh)
I mean if you're a celebrity and you can get access
to people that you wanna get with in another way
other than meetin' him in the street
or at work or at the club, why not?
Actresses look at men's magazines all the time
and they're like ooh, I like him.
They call up their publicist,
the publicist calls his publicist.
Next thing you know, they're on a date.
Next thing you know, we're talkin' about it on Hot Topics,
fanning the flame.
That's how it works.
If you were a celebrity, wouldn't you use your couch
to cast your life?
(audience applaud)
He's 25 years old, his name is Hayden Hurst.
And he tweeted "To the gorgeous, tall, brunette
"on my flight to Baltimore,
"you walk incredibly fast.
"I couldn't catch up to you
"but here's hoping you have Twitter."
Aw.
Now see, I'm in.
The Wendy Show is helping with this.
Clap if you wanna help.
(audience cheer)
(audience applaud)
Do you think it's corny?
Clap if you think it's corny and who cares.
(audience murmur)
Yeah, right.
So we're all in 100%.
So here's the deal, he tried to catch up with her.
He was taking his bags.
This is after they say you can get off the plane
and the bell rings, right?
So he's up takin' his bags down
and he looks over, down a few people,
and he sees her.
And he tries to get to her
but he's all big and the plane's all deplaning.
And he couldn't catch up with her.
And then one of his fans stopped him for an autograph
so he stopped to sign the autograph...
Okay, he's kind, he works.
(audience laugh)
He's handsome.
(audience murmur)
All right, check, check, check.
(audience laugh)
So he's signing the autograph
and wanted to catch up with her
but he couldn't catch up with her
and he was busy
and he didn't wanna just leave the fan hangin' there.
But he wants to know who you are.
Are you single, are you married, are you available?
Did you even see him?
I would love to put...
All right, it's cheesy, but let's jump in.
What if we invite him here and all of a sudden,
we make her appear?
(audience cheer)
(audience applaud)
That'd be cool.
I like you Hayden
and we'll see if we can make that happen.
But if you can't find that girl,
you're a football player.
You got girls falling at your feet.
You'll get another.
(audience applaud)
Bill Cosby...
(audience murmur)
This is a good thing, I think, for once.
He's a mentor in prison.
(some audience applaud)
Like eight people clapped.
Everybody else is like a mentor?
You? (laugh)
(audience laugh)
According to the people at The Blast,
Bill reportedly holds 15 mentoring sessions per month.
(audience murmur)
Now no, if you can separate the 63 women
and the thigh gappers,
put them over there
and think about how you remember Bill Cosby.
Half the people watching, perhaps he raised you.
With the big deli sandwiches and his fatherly advice
on the show and how he handled his family.
I mean you gotta separate the man from the crime.
(audience murmur)
I know it's tough.
But this is what he does
with these 15 mentoring meetings per month.
He's preparing inmates into returning to society.
Teaching them other than thigh gappers and 63 women.
(audience applaud)
Druggin' women to rape 'em.
Other than those allegations.
I think that he could do this.
He's a civilized... he likes a nice sweater.
(audience laugh)
He opens the door, closes the door, "How do you do?"
It's Dr. Cosby, Heathcliff.
He's encouraging these criminals
to attend classes in prison
so that once they're released,
they will be able to be employed,
doing something other than sweeping garbage in the street
like a real employment.
I think that's a good thing.
And I think that this is perfect for Bill Cosby in prison.
You just sit there and do your time
and stop tryin' to get out
because remember, you're in for druggin' women
and rapin' em with the thigh gappers.
(audience applaud)
But as long as he's there, why not?
He can teach 'em to be civilized.
He's got an honorary doctorate, he knows what to do.
Okay, I'll give you an exhibit A.
Don't be a judge on account of he's a murderer.
And he's on the loose under the tutelage of Bill Cosby.
His name is Raheem Shackleford.
Well honey, he spoke to Inside Edition
and he's one of the students from behind bars of Bill's.
Just take a look.
Does he crack jokes?
All day long, all day long.
Really?
Oh, as soon as he comes out.
As soon as he exits the cell, he's off the unit,
he's just Bill Cosby.
There's nothin' different.
He's just a person convicted
and he's servin' his time.
Nobody bothers him.
Nobody threatens him.
Okay, I'll get the conversation started. (laughs)
They don't know what to say.
First of all, I was mesmerized by his bottom fronts.
(audience laugh)
They were so white and good
so maybe it's make sure that you brush your teeth.
A lot of times, people neglect their oral hygiene
when they're in prison.
Maybe, I don't know, I've never been.
But you neglect things.
Like you still say wiv when you get out.
Maybe you can take some grammar lessons in prison.
You laugh but this is useful.
You say with by the time you get out
'cause Dr. Cosby told you that that will get you the job.
And not ax for a job but ask for a job.
(audience applaud)
Raheem, now Raheem is a reformed murderer,
if there's such a thing.
He was in for over 20 years
and along comes Dr. Cosby.
At first, he was very standoffish.
He said Dr. Cosby was in the private population
and Cosby was like put me in the general population,
this is where I'm gonna be,
then take this off and gimme the orange jumpsuit.
Let me just get in here with the inmates and everything.
And people like him, people revere him in there.
Raheem was also saying in this interview
that they treat him like a king
and they really are digging taking his classes and stuff.
On the other side, let me remind you who we're actually
dealing with, okay?
Don't get carried away with Raheem
and his murderous tour.
(audience laugh)
Bill Cosby's family hasn't visited him
and Raheem said that in the interview.
I bet you Mr. Cosby didn't want you to say that, Raheem.
Lookin' for a camera on day one of gettin' out.
Wantin' to be on Hot Topics.
There I go, there I go.
(audience laugh)
Yeah, Camille hasn't been to see him.
The kids haven't been to see him.
(audience murmur)
So that's his life.
How do you have kids
and they're not there to see you in prison,
and you're 80 something years old?
Now he's in for three to 10 years
and he's still tryin' to appeal that
so that he gets out now.
I'll tell you, perhaps being in prison
is the best thing for him
because Camille is gonna give him the business
when he gets home.
You know she's not havin' it.
She's not having it.
(audience applaud)
Camille is probably living her best life in denial
that she stood by all these years
but spending money and having a good time
and glad he's outta the house.
And the kids,
Cosby, you can say what you want about your kids
and your family, and you've given interviews
saying that it's all kumbaya.
Well Raheem says that no one visits you.
(audience applaud)
Anyway, that's it for Hot Topics everybody.
We got more great show.
(audience cheer)
(audience applaud)
On the way, we're breakin' down the hottest things
in pop culture with our Hot Five List.
So grab a snack and come on back.
(audience cheer)
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Woo-woo.
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