The winner of the "BEST FIFARCE MEN'S" Player of 2016 is....
"Please not Ronaldo, Please not Ronaldo."
CRISTIANO RONALDOOO!!.
SIIIIII!!!.
Awww, shit.
I'm officially best player in the WOOORLD.
Hit it (Smacks Messi and Griezmann).
♫ I'm officially the best ♫
♫ Better than EVERYONE ♫
In this room.
Hah hah.
♫ Better than Griezmann ♫
BETTER AT BEING A DICK!!
♫ Better than MSN ♫
Let's go, Captain Showboat.
(Plays Saxophone).
Eyezil phone home.
WHAT!! I see a lady who plays fantastically. Give her big applause.
(Continues playing saxophone).
♫ Officially the BEST. ♫
Goodnight. How do you make it past security with those teeth??
♫ Better than ALL there is. ♫
Including: Bald Guys, Big Nose and who are you?
♫ Better than EVERYONE. ♫
Did you deserve this?
(Throws mic in pond).
♫ Everyone I evver met. ♫
Including you "Fat Ronaldo."
♫ Officially the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST. ♫
I think you'll find HE'S technically the BEST.
WHAT THE HELL!!!???
Come back with my trophy.
LIONEL, you little shittttttttttttttttttt!!!
