Yeah- I was gonna say
Could I? Is there friendly fire?
(SPLAT)
oh- there is
(pyro, being depressed) You wiped more than half my health
Does friendly fire work?
Allow me to test by-
FIRING
my friend in the back
oh no
I see a guy
I'd tell us "do it discreetly"-
but you've got like a..
HUGE FUCKING SHIELD
on your back
Well, if he shoots me, I'm fine.
oh! so this is a riot shield?
this is FUCKING TERRIBLE
You FILTHY
AMERICAN
DOG!1!
FUCKING HELL- JES-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just got fukin jumpscared
GOTTEM
Is this a fucking Pewdiepie video (yup)
I'm only twelve
And now I
SMOKE WEED
to be just like you :)
oh-
I'm down
*Minecraft Steve OOF* x5
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
(Pyro) I got him!!
(Still Pyro) Don't you dare!!
*Minecraft Steve OOF*
(Pyro) OH MY GOD *Lesbian Laughter*
(Swagger) You Got Him!!
(Pyro) Don't Stick around there-
are you trying it on them?
DON'T- DON'T YOU-
Oh, there he is (oH HI MARK)
(gunshots)
oh for GOD'S SAKE
(Swagger) GOD DAMMIT!
ugh- not him again...
What's going on man?
hey man, what's up, how you been?
I am not doing too great, dude
Wondering why you're kind of stealing my whole vibe here why you're stealing my video.
Right, I- I don't follow. What d'you mean?
You're doing subtitles (yup I am)
You're doing funny moments
All this hoo-hah
That's what I do, man.
Right, I- I don't- I don't feel you could own that
as a TOPIC
It's quite broad-
(Fitz) I OWN THAT
(Pyro) to be fair
(Fitz) I LITERALLY invented that
(Fitz) I'm literally the king of doing that shit on Youtube. (Pyro) It's playing videos with your friends.
How is that, how-HOW do you own subtitles?
(Fitz) Oh, just- just playing videos with my friends. IT'S COMEDY MAN. (Pyro) Do you own all the deaf people as well?
(Pyro) YOU'RE A DEGENERATE, Fitz! (Fitz) I'm the funniest YouTuber on the platform!
(Pyro) You're the human equivalent of a dad joke. (Fitz)...and you're trying to do what I'm doing
(Fitz)...and I'm gonna- I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING HAVE IT ANYMORE, MAN. (Pyro) You would drown a small child in a lake!
(Fitz)You're a total piece of shit! (Pyro)...and still...
(Fitz) Go- GO BACK TO COMMENTARIES, PYROCYNICAL. (Pyro)...complain on Twitter...
(Fitz) Go- GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF CHILDREN, PYROCYNICAL. (Pyro)... about getting limited ads!
(Fitz) (Incoherent spider tongue) (Pyro) I spit in your general direction!
(Pyro) RAINBOW COLORED SCUMBAG (gay)
(Fitz) FUCK YOU
(Fitz) *sigh* Good talk, man.
(still Fitz) Erm... yeah good luck with the video, dude.
(still Fitz) I'll- I'll talk to you next week.
(Pyro) Yeah, sounds good B.
(still Pyro) Catch you later.
(Fitz) Aight, peace.
*pig laugh*
Great, That was even better.
We'll be the- we'll be the RUSSIAN SQUAD (praise to the Motherland)
ok, you're a French bastard
No shirt or a trench coat
Which one is more of a gamer?
NO SHIRT
He's just wearing a dress. One of his mom's dress' cause he hasn't done the washing.
Yeah, this game seems to be completely stable (SCREAMS IN THE BACKGROUND)
Big mitch, FUK EM UP
(proceeds to miss)
FUK EM UP REAL GOOD.
gO ON M8
I- I got him, I got him
We gaming.
Lemme just make sure he's dead.
Can he knock trees down- like Minecraft?
Yeah, this isn't Fortnite. How do I build...
wobbly looking ass
yeah
Why you PUNCH- why you punching?!?x2
If he says something else like that just shoot him in the head, please *lel*
AH that's annoying. where are the diamonds in this game?
Guys, when are they bringing out the redstone update???
Where's MineCrap Steve at when you need him
Flashbang move
5 FPS car it's the worst function
You got Tim killed four times got no kills and came first place we in there we in there
You look like someone who wants to play Dark Souls with ever job and yeah
They have a job and they have a skype job interview with a skirt on till it their balls
sweet
You're just walking on the spot. Yeah
He's walking the spot. I'm in the car. Somehow better servers then Pub G. Yeah, I can punch in the car punch. I
(Holy shit he went far 9_9)
Can I don't know let's go here look but I'm right look but I'm right
*Cue canned laughter*
We go here, let's hit the fucking gym guys you've been able to stick to a gym routine
J-just, two faps and calls it a night. Turrets are thought one
Brain workout brain workout. How is this gym? How is this gym? It's like Greek temple
Where do you think Hercules winter? We've been game we've been gamed
There's no cheese, no, we've been lied to there's no gym for gamers no game a gym. It makes sense there wait
Have you ever heard of a gamer that went to the gym?
Ashley Ashley for you. Why you takin shots?
*gets shrekt*
It's cool. I get I get it. How'd she get it? It's it's not cool. It's not cool. It's not cool get me up
I think this is aids
*Top 10 Epic Anime Fight Scenes*
oof
You go get a teabag I'm killin
*Betrayal*
(Pyro, you ungrateful cunt)
Friendship with Dolan Darkover new friendship with ring around its game in Tim
*Betrayal, Part 2*
Tim are you screwing my stuff before you kill me?
*Gets Fuckt
Six people left we might actually win this stop team killing each other
To get here build around you
I wish I had that life
Know I love did you hear that amount of bullets and I bet you he didn't land a single shot. Yeah
Considering my health is still you'd be right. I'm pretty much playing Minecraft a bit of spade is it how was it did?
*MLG Shotgun Noscope*
Jay, there's another one help me out, man.
I only have a Spade.
Ah, you know what
you know what?
I sleep. Come here.
I sleep
I sleep
Why
I had a spade.
What do you want me to fucking do.
Dig them- do you want me to dig them to death?
Wow, okay
Come T big
It's fucked up
I believe I'm alive. I just Flutie. I know it don't do damage. It's a nice note. Hit me again. Hit me again
You have another one this one yeah. Yeah. I got one more vega. I'll try jump with it. What's this one?
This is good point. I think I think they're heavy
I don't even know how to UM. I think it's stuck
I've literally never had
This climb we can
How'd you cut? You can't them along the wall? You can't. Yeah, we can now look we can climb them
*Insert racist mexican joke*
What I might what am I good on my head the Waldo hat yeah, yeah you can't see
BB small Jay I think it
Was the biggest in their heads, it's fairly small I give you take a moment. Okay?
Yeah, your mama said it was big so that either means your dad a dinky
smokes big uns comparison
Timmy oh my lord Oh Lord. Okay. All right. I get it. I get I'm leaving I'm leaving man Jesus just calm calm down. I
Got him we got him. We got him. I got him you did nothing. I'm juicing. Yeah
No, I
Don't think so I think so
I just think so the characters pointing his gun like behind like he's gonna do a drive a reverse drive-by without looks
There we go, yeah
helicopter
Mike Michael J Fox we get in it we get in it. How do you drive?
Can you just drive it like a car? Just burn the air house you go higher?
You can try just pointing at the sky maybe
The worst car I've ever drove in my life stop shooting you're gonna hit me keep driving
You'll bait the gobbling people out the houses. They'll smell a new car and try and break it down for parts
Yeah, there you go. We got their attention. They need a credit card as
Justice, oh, I just got game. I got oppa Gangnam started what happened there?
*Outro Plays* Whitewoods - Beachwalk
This was great video *Casey Neistat*
*Ending scene in 10 seconds*
*At least there wasn't much effort put into subtitling this. Thanks Papa Pyro.*
Why must Pyro's subtitle creators consist of incoherent children ~MNHR
Literally, Pyro put legit words on the screen in the video.
That was great, I think that was just better.
(Fitz) Did I get to say anything?
*Yes you did*
