- Hi guys, so I just watched
James Charles' no edit makeup
tutorial and he was like,
"Everyone's been asking
me to do this for years."
And no one in the history of time
has ever asked me to do this.
And so I'm gonna do it.
(laughs)
So I'm gonna do no edits makeup tutorial,
because I just want you
guys to see the difference
between someone who is
as talented as James
and someone who is me
doing a makeup tutorial.
So he went through this entire process
of what he does to put on makeup.
And I was like, he's so good,
but also, oh my god, it takes so long.
Like that must be exhausting.
And so I just want to show
you what it looks like
for a young mom and what makeup
in the morning is like for me.
So normally first of all,
this is not my typical setup.
Normally I am on my son's
bedroom floor in the morning
and chasing him as he
grabs different things
from my makeup bag
and runs away or opens
them and ruins them.
So that's typically how my
morning makeup routine goes,
but my wonderful husband
just took my son on a walk.
So I get to have a little bit of time.
And usually during this time I work.
And so I'm in my office
right now at my computer.
And so this is the other
location where I do my makeup.
I never do my makeup in the bathroom.
It's always on the floor with
my kid or at my office desk.
While I have like 30 minutes
to work, I'll be like,
I can work and do my makeup at
the same time really quickly.
So I also am eating my
breakfast right now,
which is a brownie.
So, I'm just living my best mom life.
First of all I want to say
eating when you can't edit
is a horrible idea because
now all I can think
about is how I'm chewing on camera
and if you guys can hear me chewing,
but this is really good,
so I kind of don't care.
First of all, I want to
say, I loved Jame's video.
I love him.
He's always been such
a sweet friend to me.
He's always been supportive and kind.
I just really love him. I
think he's a sweetheart.
And he's been in my
fandom for many a year.
There are photos of him
somewhere on the internet,
coming to a Miranda
show that I can't find,
but I found one where he's
like wearing a Miranda shirt
and he's really, really young,
but apparently there's one of him
and me together at a Miranda show
that I can't find anywhere, anyway.
He's amazing.
This definitely had floaties in it
because my son drank
out of it this morning.
All right, here we go.
This is what I do for a makeup.
Obviously you can tell I'm not
wearing anything right now.
I'm still in my pajamas,
this is a nursing tank top.
So how this works is hopefully
I don't give you a nip slip
right now because clearly
I'm not doing any edits.
Well, this thing snaps
and this gets pulled down and
then I can just feed my kid
without having to take
off my shirt or whatever,
so it's pretty incredible.
I'm a big fan of nursing tank tops,
even though I'm at the
end of my nursing journey
with my son where he
barely ever nurses anymore,
but I've been wearing these
for over a year and a half.
So I still wear them to bed every night.
All right, this is my makeup bag.
This is it, okay?
Now I don't use too many products
because I don't have time
to use too many products
'cause I have a one year old,
but even before I had a one year old,
I had a pretty simple makeup routine.
I did use to put on a
lot of like eye shadows
or attempt to, eyeliner, things like that.
There is no time for that garbage anymore.
I even started recently
trying to use primer.
'Cause I recently talked about
how I think primer's useless
and a bunch of y'all came
from me and said like,
"No, it actually works."
And so I started using it
and I still don't think it does anything,
but anyway, let's get started.
So I'm not gonna put
moisturizer on my face.
I only do that if I like really
feel I need it, like really super dry skin
which I do have today, but I don't care.
I dump out all my stuff on
whatever surface is near.
Hold on, I dropped my eyebrow pencil.
All right so, I have this big sponge
that is extremely dirty.
I got it on Amazon and I
didn't know it was this big.
You're supposed to wet
these and sometimes I do,
but usually I don't because
usually I don't have time.
So I'm not gonna do that today.
I don't want to be fake for you guys.
I'm gonna to do it how I do it.
I'm using NARS sheer glow, light five,
which is not my color right
now, but it's what I have.
So I put it on right here.
What is this part of your hand called?
Literally what's that
part of your hand called?
Like, I don't know.
It's just like the spot
where my makeup goes.
I get my little Studio Fix mirror
and I dabby dab and I dabby dab.
Using a beauty blender right now
is kind of pointless 'cause it's dry.
So this is like really stupid,
but this is what I do.
And usually I'm doing this
when I'm going Flynn, stop.
Flynn, bring that back.
Flynn, come here.
Flynn, no, don't touch that.
Flynn, come here, come here, Flynn.
Flynn, stop it.
Flynn, come here.
Thank you, good boy.
That's usually what I'm
saying the whole time
and I'm going as fast as I can.
and usually not even really
watching what I'm doing
because I have to get to my son.
So the reason I thought this
would be interesting to do is
because I watched James, oh, by the way,
I still have makeup on from yesterday.
Like I can see mascara clumped
in my eyelashes still from yesterday.
Didn't take it off.
Okay.
James is so talented and so great.
I wanted to show you that
some people don't take an hour
to put on makeup.
Dang, I got too much
foundation going on my hands.
I won't have to waste it,
which is super annoying.
So I also used to put on
like concealer and stuff,
but I usually don't have time
for that or it'll be lost
and I just kind of have to use
whatever products I can find.
So I usually just pile on foundation.
This foundation is pretty buildable.
I am looking for a new foundation,
but I hate that process because foundation
is so freaking expensive and I don't want
to spend $40 on a new foundation
and not be sure if it matches my skin.
And then also not be sure
if I'm gonna to like it.
So it's really frustrating.
And so I've just been using this kind
of foundation literally for
years and I don't even like it.
It's just like what I know.
Okay, so that's basically good.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm already doing it more
than I usually do so I should stop.
My eyebrows are atrocious.
(gasping)
Quarantine, has not done me
well with my eyebrows, guys.
It is not a good look, okay.
It's really weird.
I will say, James, in your defense,
it is really weird to film
and know you can't edit anything.
I don't have the same problem
as James where he's like,
I have to say things over
and over and over and over
and over again until I say them right.
I don't do that, but I do in my head,
I edit a lot of my videos of
me and my best friend, Corey,
we are the two that edit my videos,
and usually when I'm filming, I go,
"Oh, I know how I want to edit this.
"I want to do a cut here,
"and I want to put this
on the screen here."
So to know that I can't do
that is like frustrating.
And it makes me start to
doubt myself as I'm talking.
I'm like, oh no,
this is gonna be so boring
because I can't do any of these cuts.
Anyway, see, I would have cut
that entire conversation out
because that was really pointless.
I have concealer today.
Usually I skip this, so I feel
like maybe I should skip it,
but whatever I have it, so I
found it and I'm like, yes.
This is in the shade, light neutral,
which I'm positive is the wrong shade.
I'm just going to be putting it, I mean,
do I want put this anywhere?
I guess people put it under their eyes,
but I feel like it never
makes a difference for me.
So, this is really pointless.
Here we go, under the eyeballs.
This is adding a step, guys.
I'm adding a step to my routine for you.
Okay.
And it didn't even do anything
like why did I even do that?
It was so pointless.
Okay, there we go.
Now, I put this on.
Most people put press
powder on after this,
but this is Studio Fix.
This is essentially some
people consider it like
an actual foundation.
I use this, I've used it for years.
If you've been watching me long enough.
(gasping)
Gosh, the stash is coming back.
This video is revealing
a lot of secrets about me
because usually I'm doing this so fast
to try to catch my kid
or to get back to work.
But I don't really pay
that close of attention.
And I'm not really looking in the mirror.
I'm just kinda like seeing
to make sure I put it
in the right spots, but
right now I'm like seeing
that my eyebrows are so terrifying
and my little mustache is growing back.
Not that there's anything
wrong with having a mustache,
facial hair, you do you.
Girl, have your armpit
hair, have your leg hair,
normalize girls having body hair.
That's what I wanna say
because me personally,
I don't like the feeling of hair.
I don't like hair and so I get
rid of it for me personally,
but I also think it's
beautiful when girls have it.
So when girls don't shave their legs
or don't shave their armpits,
I am so for that because
I think it is crazy
when girls don't shave their legs
or their armpits and people say,
"Ew, that's disgusting."
Because you know who doesn't
shave their legs and armpits
and no one says a word?
Boys.
No one thinks it's disgusting
that boys have leg hair
and armpit hair.
Why is it disgusting if girls have it?
The answer is, it's not disgusting.
Period, you can have hair.
If you want your hair, girl,
grow your freaking hair,
braid your armpit hair, I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
You're beautiful with hair
and you're beautiful without
hair, whatever you choose.
I'm looking in the viewfinder and seeing
that my face does not
match the rest of my skin.
I apologize for that, but
anyway, me personally,
I like to get rid of the hair.
And so I get rid of it and I can see
that during this quarantine,
she has flourished
and I need to deal with that.
Anyway, (belching) the next
part of my routine is eyebrows.
This takes the longest.
I love the Precisely My
Brow Pencil by Benefit.
I have tried so many different products
and this is my favorite
and my eyebrows are a disaster right now.
So I'm not even gonna show you up close
what they look like.
I've always had issues with my eyebrows
because naturally I always
had in the past really bushy,
thick brows, like unibrow intense browse.
But in the 90s, when I was growing up,
it was cool to pluck them extremely thin.
And this is a point in the video
where I would typically put
a picture on the screen of what eyebrows
looked like back then,
but I'm not editing this.
So go look for yourself.
You can just Google eyebrows in the 90s
and you will see the
thinnest, thinnest line.
And so a lot of girls did
that and I didn't do that,
but a girl did it to me in high school.
I will never forget it.
You remember all those
moments where someone
made you feel insecure
about something on you?
And I was hanging out with these kids.
I was 16 and I didn't
know much about makeup
or fashion, obviously, I
was a hot mess, I still am.
but I was a theater kid and
I had just gotten the lead
in the school musical and
it was my first lead ever.
I was 16 and I was really excited.
And the popular kids
typically were like the leads
and I was not that.
And so the popular kids
finally decided to talk to me
and hang out with me after two years,
almost three years of not
speaking to me, they were like,
"Okay, we'll talk to her now."
So I went to one of their houses
and they're all there
hanging out and talking,
and I was really uncomfortable.
And one of these girls came
up to me and she was like,
"Can I pick your eyebrows?"
And I was like, "Sure."
She's like, "'Cause they're really gross.
"Like they're really thick
and they need to be fixed."
And I was like, "Sure."
And I was instantly
insecure about my eyebrows.
And then she plucked them,
you guys, to the heavens.
Like there were probably
four individual strands
of hair on each brow, she made 'em so thin
'cause that was the style back then.
And it looked horrible.
And then, you know,
she did it once and then
never did it again, obviously.
Why would she continue
to pluck my eyebrows?
But I didn't know how to do it.
And so then I tried to plug
my eyebrows after that,
trying to like fix what she had done.
Thus became the sperm eyebrow.
I had sperm eyebrows for
many, many, many, many years.
So sometimes those sperm
eyebrows creep back,
but all I have to say, when
you over pluck your eyebrows,
they don't really ever grow back the same.
And so my eyebrows now
are like really thick,
wiry, coarse hair, but they
grow out really sparse.
So there's like holes in my eyebrows.
They just won't fully grow
back, it's really annoying.
And this, like I said, takes the longest.
So I'm trying to go as fast as I can.
Also, I was saying like how this
is going to be way faster than James is
because I don't do all the steps he does.
But it's also going to
be longer than it usually
is for me because I'm talking
and normally I'm just
like trying to get my kid
to stop running around.
But I'm not like talking to
anyone and not thinking really.
I think usually my makeup routine
is about five minutes, maybe 10.
Where am I?
Oh, it's 14 minutes right now,
but the first five minutes
of this video is just talking.
Oh god, I just ruined these brows.
Okay, sorry, thank you for letting me
have a moment of silence to fix that.
Well, they don't match,
but I don't really care.
So that's my brow, right?
Next thing I do is I will do my eyelashes.
So I used to put on eyeliner.
I used to put stuff on my eyes.
I don't do that anymore
because I don't have time,
so now I just curl my
lashes really quickly.
And then I put on mascara.
So I know a lot of
girls, especially in LA,
have eyelash extensions, I could never.
I rub my eyes all day long.
I'm constantly poking at
my eyes, itching my eyes,
touching my eyes.
Like there is no way on
earth that I could have,
I think I would rip them out,
like there's no way that'd happen.
So today the mascara I have
is 40 silk fiber mascara.
This is from Amazon.
I think I did an Amazon video with it.
It's fine, it's not the
best mascara in the world,
but it works.
I need like typically a really
strong waterproof mascara
because my eyes are leaky.
Yeah, it's so weird to me
that now I don't even put
on eyeliner or anything.
Like I literally just
like throw mascara on
and, oh shoot, it just got everywhere.
There's no way I would have
like ever filmed something
without eyeliner on, at least in the past.
And now I don't even bother,
I don't have for that.
Come on.
I hate when the eyelashes
are like, you know,
we'll just stick together,
we're best friends.
We don't want to separate,
and I'm like, girl,
you guys need space.
Like NASA, give her
some space, spread out.
No one wants you to be clumped, you know?
Okay.
Bottom lashes.
(humming)
There, I'm almost done.
Okay, almost done.
Now I use Hoola Bronzer.
And I have this brush that
I've been using for years.
It's very dirty, I have never cleaned it.
And I just kind of go like, oh.
I think I've seen people put it here.
(laughs)
I think I've seen people put
it here and I kind of like,
you know, do this.
And I've seen people
put it up here sometimes
and I have a large and in charge forehead
that I'm extremely insecure about.
So that's why I put it there
'cause I feel like people
say that, that helps that.
So that's that.
This will be gone within
like, I'd say, 15 minutes
because my kid will like kiss my cheeks,
rub my face, whatever.
I don't see my blush, which
means my son stole it.
So I have my blush brush
and when this happens,
I just hope that there's still
some leftover blush on this
and I just rub really hard hoping some
of the leftover residue
of blush will show up
on my cheeks which luckily it looks like
it might be working.
Look at that, leftover dirty blush
from probably a few days
ago still on this brush.
And now it's on my cheeks, so winning!
Next I do my lips and that's that.
I'm using the shade Patina Stila, Steela?
I don't know how to say this.
This is a very close color
match to my personal lipstick,
which is Daisy Mae, I love this color.
Any lip in this color, it's
like a rusty rosy pinky nude.
Oh, my kid's back from his walk.
He's screaming, I gotta go.
Okay, put it on.
I like this one 'cause it lasts
a pretty good amount of time.
And yes, I'm just rubbing
it on with my fingers
'cause it does come on pretty thick.
I don't want to look dolled up.
Oh, gross.
I don't.
Don't worry, Colleen, you don't.
And then that's pretty drying stuff,
so I usually put on chapstick over it.
This is Burt's Bees Honey.
So yeah.
Ta-da.
And that's it.
No highlight, no finishing spray.
That's me, honey.
This is it.
I'm gonna go near better lighting.
So this is what I look like.
That's it, it takes
about five to 10 minutes.
No edits, honey, this is me.
So I want to say thank you
to James for the inspiration,
because I really love James' video.
I thought it was really
entertaining and I just adore him.
I was like I want to do
that because I want to show
how a mom would do an
unedited makeup tutorial.
(belching)
And honey, this is it.
Period.
Look at my weave, girl,
she's looking fly today.
I need to do my hair.
Also, this quarantine,
everyone online is yelling
at me to not cut bangs and I
am so tempted to cut bangs.
I know they look bad on me.
I've had bangs in the past and they were
so freaking ugly on me,
like I looked disgusting.
Again, this is where I'd pop
a photo of it on the screen,
but just Google Colleen Ballinger bangs,
it's not a good look, it looked
so freaking terrible on me.
But I'm getting so
insecure about my forehead
'cause I have a big forehead,
but I also have a lot of
wrinkles, as you can see.
I am the one human in Los
Angeles who does not do Botox.
I've never had a single
needle injected into my face,
a Botox filler.
Obviously you can tell,
I don't get facials.
Like I don't do nothing to my skin at all.
And I don't because even though it,
naturally, I feel insecure about it,
I think I feel insecure about it
because society has taught
me to feel insecure about it
and I don't think that's fair.
I think girls and men
should celebrate wrinkles
and just your skin.
However girls, like my
skin, like on my stomach,
is really stretchy because I
had a baby and that's cool.
And the wrinkles on my face
are because I'm very expressive
and I'm getting older and wiser
and with age comes wisdom
and I think that's cool
and should be celebrated as opposed
to everyone going like,
"Ew, that's disgusting."
And I'm not shaming at
all people who do Botox
and do those things to
their face, I do not care.
I think everyone should
do what they want to do
and what makes them feel good.
I have no issue with it.
I celebrate anyone who does that,
but I also celebrate people who don't.
And I think that's my point is that I want
to be one of the people who doesn't,
because there are a lot of
examples of people who inject
a lot of things into their
face, which is awesome.
And go for it, live your life.
But I want to be someone who's
like, hey, that's so cool.
And that's beautiful when you do that.
And it's also beautiful
when you have wrinkles
and spots on your skin and imperfections,
like that's beautiful too.
So even though I'm insecure about it,
it's something I'm trying to learn to love
so that I can show people
that you don't have
to have Botox and filler and
surgeries to be beautiful.
Both are beautiful.
It's all beautiful.
Anything you do for yourself
to feel beautiful is beautiful,
but I think wrinkles
should be normalized and not disgusting.
And the reason I feel that
way is because over the years,
I've gotten thousands of
comments talking about
how disgusting my wrinkles
are and how ugly they are
and how I need Botox.
And instead of going like,
yeah, they're right, I need it.
I want to go like, no,
actually I want to show them
that this is beautiful too.
And maybe they're saying those things
because they feel insecure
about those things.
And someone out there should
be telling them like, no,
this is pretty too.
So anyway, I don't know why
I just went on that tangent.
But anyway, so maybe I shouldn't get bangs
is the point of this, I
just learned a lesson here.
I want bangs to hide something
that I'm just now going off
on about how I want to
show that it's beautiful.
So maybe I just learned a lesson.
I'm gonna go hang out with my baby.
All right, love you guys,
thanks for watching.
Don't forget to subscribe.
Go check out James' video,
I'm sure you already have
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on the planet right now.
So, go watch James.
I love you, James.
I know you're not watching this,
but I love you and I'm gonna go.
All right, love you, bye!
