- If you don't repost 
this really fake story five times,
you're gonna die in one minute!
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
Okay, what does it mean 
when someone says,
We're their OTP?
Oh, heh heh, yeah, that means 
that we're their one true pair.
Okay, why don't they just say that then?
Dude, they're just typing online.
Imagine how dumb it'd be
if everything we did online
we did in real life.
THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE
CAPTCHAS
(club music)
Stop right there!
Read this out loud, please.
I need to know if you're bots or not.
I wanna lick Harry Style's nipple.
(groans)
What the hell was that?!
You didn't capitalize the W.
Now go home with your little bot friend
before I punch you again.
Go!
(whimpering)
SPAM
I have a pill that will give you
a 15 inch rock hard erection
that'll last you 13 days.
Okay, that's definitely 
the fakest thing I've ever heard.
Do you really think that anybody 
would ever fall for that?
What?
INTERNET TROLLS
(Anthony) Your hair looks stupid.
Your hair looks hecka gay and fat.
Hair fail!
Okay, Anthony, I know 
that's you behind the mask.
Can you just stop?
It's hurting my feelings.
It obviously wasn't me.
You couldn't see me saying it,
and I sounded exactly 
like Morgan Freeman,
so it was Morgan Freeman.
Yes, I'd say I agree with that!
That was Morgan Freeman.
PS, please subscribe to my channel!
CLICKBAIT WEBSITES
Come see three incredible secrets
that'll make you live longer.
You won't believe number two!
No way!
I love life secrets!
Show 'em.
(fanfare)
Number one:
Eat food.
(wind whistles)
Wha-?
Is that it?
You have to go to the other rooms
to get more information.
Why?
Because we get 1/100th
of a penny for every single view, okay?
That's just how it works.
Well, I got nothing better to do.
(skater) I'm gonna share it
with all my family and friends
and bug the sh*t out of 'em.
Great.
LOOKING AT PORN
(moaning)
Yeah, I thought this would be hot,
but it's just really awkward.
Let's just get outta here.
Yeah.
- (groaning, moaning)
- Yeah, put it in my ear!
IDENTITY THEFT
(laughter)
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell is this sh*t?!
He knew your social security number,
so I thought it was you.
We don't even look anything alike.
Pssht! Man, you know 
that's racist, right?
(scoffs) Oh, oh.
Uh...(nervous chuckle).
Just go, whatever, yeah.
I'm not racist.
Have fun.
(giggling)
FACEBOOK COMMENTING
Check her, bitches.
(laughter)
Guys, my grandpa just died.
Oh no.
(somber music)
Like.
Dude!
What?
Hold on, you're not supposed 
to like these kinds of posts?
FORCED MEMES
Guy Eating Cereal Brian!
Lonely Loser Girl Sitting 
on a Rock, Read a Book
on the Side of the Street
with Hair and Glasses Girl!
What?
(groans)
Guy Who Doesn't Like--(groans)
When People Make Memes-- (groans)
Out of Everything--(groans)--Guy!
(groans)
Yeah, thank God 
all that internet stuff
doesn't happen in real life, right?
Yeah, now if you'll excuse me,
I have something
much bigger to deal with now.
Oh God!
God, dude, seriously man!?
Why do I always trust 
hot girls with pills?!
(groans) Stupid!
LOL!
GAL!
SMHWSMDOAT.
Okay, the only thing I understood
out of that was LOL.
Yeah, okay so he said,
"Laugh out loud."
Right.
- She said, "Get a life."
- Okay.
He said, "Shake my head 
while slapping my d*ck on a table."
Okay, so that one's like ROFL,
where they're not actually
- rolling on the floor laughing.
- (thumping noises)
- He's not actually try--
- (thumping noises)
(thumping)
Ew!
(Ian) Hey, guys, thank you 
so much for watching the video.
If you haven't yet subscribed,
click that huge ass subscribe button
on the screen right now.
(Anthony) And click that box
on the left to see a deleted scene
for retweeting, and a bunch of bloopers.
That movie was pretty good.
Yeah! Anthony said 
that movie was pretty good!
(Ian) And if you want to see 
another video of us making fun
of internet stuff, click 
the video on the right.
(Anthony) Hey, Google Images,
I'd like to see a picture
- of a toaster.
- Certainly!
Here's a naked girl with a toaster!
(steamy music)
