The recipe is simple: dragons, swords, taverns and fireballs.
Add a dash of fantasy and a hysterical Dungeon Master
YOU WILL HAVE DUNGEONS & DRAGONS!
THE END.
AAAH! I'M KIDDING!
Welcome to RPG IN A NUTSHELL!
The most WOW role-playing game in the world throws you into a world full of
awesome fantasy stuff: dungeons, spells, dungeons, magic items, dungeons, powerful gods and
last but not least
guess what
DUNGEONS!
To start playing, just print the player's card and create your own character
choosing from the many races and many classes to create your favorite half-orc barbarian!
Ha-Half-orc barbarian? BUT... I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN HALF-ORC BARBARIAN!
HALF-ORC BARBARIAN RULES! SHUT UP: RAGE AND CHAAAARGE!
To play D&D you need a few little things 
called MA-NUA-LS
that is some huge books very cool things that will slowly take you to the total perdition.
Exactly... more and more manuals, more and more...
you will want more until you have spent every penny of your savings.
In these manuals you will find all the rules you need to play and to go on an adventure! Yeeee!
At this point you only need a nice cute little guy who guides the game
and entertains you little and sweet adventurers sitting around the table:
THE DUNGEON MASTEEEEER!
Can I have a Halleluja?
The dungeon master, as well as guiding you with love in your amazing adventures,
also tells how you will be brutally killed,
petrified, devoured, crushed or disintegrated by a monster 19 ft. high with a whip and a cursed sword
or by a flying little thing with 10 small eyes which
that shoots laser beams
that can make you look more like an ashtray than a human being.
BUT DON'T WORRY ADVENTURER!
you can always get stronger by leveling up
and questing to find new and extravagant items for you and for your battles!
Have you ever wanted a talking sword? On D&D you can!
A bottomless backpack? On D&D you can!
A cloak that makes you invisible? On D&D you can!
A mental breakdown when your character that you have
lovingly grown for months and months is killed by a f****g of critical failure ?!
ON D&D YOU CAN!!
And finally the highlight: dungeons!
Places full of extremely scary things: zombies, skeletons, liches and THESE GREAT SONS OF A BIT-
Here is where gleaming treasures are hidden, traps that will make you so much pain and
very difficult enigmas, like:
WHAT DOES A GHOUL DO IN A CEMETERY?
Eats fast food.
In short: kill monsters, overcome traps, find treasure, the boss's epic monologue that must
last ** by law ** at least 4 minutes otherwise it is not a cool boss
and VOILA '! A DUNGEON WORTH OF THAT NAME!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Find four nerds that, like us, love fantasy,
buy so many dice that they don't know what to do with,
fill the table with snacks, chips and the most trash food in the world!
and catapult yourself into the FANTASTIC WORLD OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
Warning: the D20 Natione and Uncle Josh Comix
do not take responsibility for the death of entire groups of adventurers,
for fireballs thrown in the face or
for having pissed off a fire giant by stealing the snack .
RPG IN A NUTSHELL
 
