Your excellency.
What's on your mind, babe?
On behalf of the women of Freedonia,
I have taken it upon myself
to make one final effort to prevent war.
No kidding?
I talked to Ambassador Trantino
and he says Sylvania doesn't want war either.
Either.
Doesn't want war either.
Either.
Skip it.
I've taken the liberty of asking
the Ambassador to come over here.
Because we both felt that a friendly conference
would settle everything peacefully.
He'll be here any moment.
Mrs. Teasdale,
you did a noble deed.
I'd be unworthy of the high 
 trust that's been placed in me,
if I didn't do everything within my power to keep
our beloved Freedonia at peace with the world.
I'd be only too happy
to meet Ambassador Trantino
and offer him, on behalf of my country,
the right hand of good fellowship.
And I feel sure that he will accept this
gesture in the spirit in which it was offered.
But suppose he doesn't.
A fine thing that'll be!
I hold out my hand
and he refuses to accept it.
That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it?
Me! The head of a country!
Snubbed by a foreign Ambassador!
Who does he think he is?
That he can come here and make a sap
out of me in front of all my people?
Think of it!
I hold out my hand and that
hyena refuses to accept it!
Why, the cheap four-flushing swine!
He'll never get away with it, I tell you!
- He'll never get away with it!
- Oh, please!
So! You refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
- Oh!
- Mrs. Teasedale, this is the last straw.
There's no turning back now,
this means war!
♪ Then it's war!
♪ Then it's war!
♪ Gather the forces!
♪ Harness the horses!
♪ Then it's war!
♪ Freedonia's going to war
♪ Each native son will grab a gun
♪ And run away to war
♪ At last we're going to
♪ Feet will beat along the street to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ At last our country's going to war
♪ You see the country's going to war
♪ At last the country's going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ This is a fact we can't ignore
♪ We're going to war
♪ This is a fact we can't ignore
♪ We're going to war
♪ In case you haven't heard before
♪ I think they think we're going to war
♪ I think they think we're going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ I think they think we're going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ We're going to war
♪ To war! To war!
♪ To war we're going to go
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de Ho
♪ To war! To war!
♪ To war we're going to go
♪ Oh, Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de Ho
♪ Oh, Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de Ho
♪ Oh, Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de Ho
♪ Oh, Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de
♪ Hi-de, Hi-de, Hi-de Ho
♪ They got guns
♪ We got guns
♪ All God's children got guns
♪ We're gonna walk all over the battlefield
♪ 'Cause all God's children got guns
♪ Oh, Freedonia
♪ Freedonia cry for me
♪ 'Cause I'm comin' round the mountain
♪ With a banjo on my knee
♪ Oh, Freedonia
♪ Freedonia cry for me
♪ 'Cause I'm comin' round the mountain
♪ With a...
♪ Banjo...
♪ On my...
♪ To war! To war!
♪ To war we're going to go
♪ To war, to war, to war...
♪ To war, to war
♪ Too soon we'll say goodbye
♪ Oh, how we'd cry for Firefly
♪ If Firefly should die
♪ A mighty man is he!
♪ A man of brawn who'll carry on
♪ 'Til dawn of victory
♪ With him to lead the way
♪ Our spirits will not lag
♪ Until the judgement day
♪ We'll rally 'round the flag
♪ The flag! The flag!
♪ The flag!
The enemy is coming!
There'll be two lamps in
the steeple if they're coming by land
and one if they're coming by sea.
They've double-crossed me!
They're coming by land and sea!
