ANNOUNCER: MOVE OVER "AVENGERS:
INFINITY WAR" THERE WAS A BIGGER
CROSSOVER EVENT THIS WEEKEND.
LOOK AT THIS ALL-STAR CAST,
GUYS.
ANNOUNCER: IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL,
CONAN O'BRIEN, MARTIN SHORT AND
KURT RUSSELL IN --
GOLDIE HAWN!
ANNOUNCER: GOLDIE HAWN IN --
TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON HAD
THEIR
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
ANNOUNCER: TOM AND RITA'S 30TH
ANNIVERSARY IN A SCHMANCY
NEIGHBORHOOD WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S MOTORCADE AND
OPRAH WINFREY'S BADLY LIT FACE
IN A PASSING CAR.
HARVEY: WHO'S THE STAR OF THE
PARTY, OBAMA OR OPRAH?
OBAMA.
OPRAH.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
HARVEY: I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
ANNOUNCER: OH, HOW WILL WE EVER
KNOW?
IT'S LIKE OPRAH.
IT'S LIKE OBAMA'S HERE!
OH, OPRAH JUST GOT HERE.
OPRAH.
ANNOUNCER: NOW WE KNOW.
BACK TO THE PARTY --
WHO WASN'T AT THE PARTY?
ANNOUNCER: FIRST MUCH ALL,
PARTY?
SECOND OF ALL, EVERYONE WAS
THERE, EXCEPT GAYLE KING.
GAYLE WAS AT RED LOBSTER
CELEBRATING HER SON'S BIRTHDAY.
GET OUT!
OPRAH WAS AT A PARTY WITH
OBAMA AND TOM HANKS AND GAYLE
WAS AT RED LOBSTER EATING
BISCUITS.
ANNOUNCER: WHAT A SOPHIE'S
CHOICE THAT IS.
THOSE CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS ARE
INTOXICATING.
CONAN, ANY FREE JOKES?
I WASN'T INVITED.
ANNOUNCER: DUDE, YOU ASKED HIM
FOR A JOKE SO HE'S JOKING!
OK, NEVER MIND.
ANYWAY, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, TOM
AND RITA!
HEY, WAIT, WHERE ARE TOM AND
RITA?
