HOLLYWOOD STAR TOUR
BUSES TAKE TOURISTS AND DRIVE
THEM AROUND TO SEE THE HOUSES OF
THE MOST FAMOUS CELEBRITIES.
I GOT THINKING THERE'S NO TOUR
FOR THE STARS TO TAKE UNTIL NOW.
THAT'S WHY I CREATED JAMES
CORDEN STAR STAR TOUR, THE STAR
TOUR THAT TAKES THE STARS ON THE
TOUR.
I'VE INVESTED A WHOLE LOT OF
MONEY INTO THIS, MOST OF MINE
AND ACTUALLY A LARGE CHUNK OF
"THE LATE LATE SHOW"'S BUDGET.
SO I REALLY NEED SOME STARS TO
TURN UP.
( LAUGHTER )
HEY, REG, DID YOU SEE ANY STARS
DOWN THERE?
>> Reggie: NO.
>> James: OKAY.
WELL, LET'S JUST SIT AND HOPE.
FINGERS CROSSED.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> HI, JAMES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M --
>> James: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I JUST GOT LOST IN YOUR EYES.
>> IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE FOR
THE TOUR?
>> James: OMIGOD!
THANK YOU FOR COMING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CHRIS.
>> James: CHRIS, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO BE A LOT MORE
SPECIFIC.
>> CHRIS PRATT.
>> James: PRATT.
THERE YOU ARE!
>> THANK YOU.
I'M BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
>> James: THE HARDEST NAME TO
PRONOUNCE IN THE MARVEL
UNIVERSE.
>> CHICKEN?
>> James: SCRATCH THAT.
GREAT.
>> James: JAMES CORDEN.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME.
LATISHA.
THIS IS MORE STARS THAN I COULD
HAVE DREAMT OF.
WAR MACHINE.
FALCON HIMSELF!
PLEASE STAY SEATED AT ALL TIMES.
THANK YOU.
ALWAYS THE BAD GUY.
IS THIS ON?
HELLO, GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME
TO JAMES CORDEN'S STAR TOUR, THE
TOUR THAT TAKES THE STARS ON
TOUR.
( CHEERING )
I SHOULD SAY THE FLASH
PHOTOGRAPHY IS ALLOWED, JUST
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU TAG ME IF
ALL THE PHOTOS.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
WEAPONS PROHIBITED ON THE BUS,
INCLUDING FIREARMS, MACE, WAR
HAMMERS AND INFINITY GOBLETS.
HAS EVERYBODY GOT SUNSCREEN ON?
HAS EVERYBODY APPLIED SUNSCREEN?
NOW, I DID MY FACE.
BUT, BENEDICT, I HAVEN'T DONE MY
LEGS.
SO IF YOU COULD GET IN HERE,
AND, CHRIS, IF YOU COULD TAKE
THIS LEG, THAT WOULD BE
WONDERFUL.
AND DON'T BE SHY.
JUST REALLY GET IN THERE.
REALLY RUB IT IN.
THIS IS A GREAT TIME.
>> ONE MAGIC MOMENT ON THE BUS!
>> James: YOU SEE HERE, THIS
IS A COFFEE BEAN.
IT'S A COFFEE SHOP.
THAT IS WHERE, WHEN YOU SHOUT
OUT OF A ROOM, CAN SOMEONE GET
ME A COFFEE?
SOMEONE WILL RUN DOWN TO A SHOP
VERY SIMILAR TO THAT AND WAIT IN
LINE AND BRING YOU BACK THE
COFFEE.
THAT'S WHERE THAT HAPPENS,
EXACTLY.
OH, NO, IT'S ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, REGGIE
WATTS.
( CHEERING )
♪
♪
♪ NAH, NAH ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH ♪
♪ , OH, WHOA, WHOA ♪
♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP ♪
♪ I LIKE OUTER SPACE ♪
♪ I LIKE OUTER SPACE ♪
♪ LOOKING AT ANY RACES ♪
♪ ENERGY WEAPONS ♪
♪ ENERGY WEAPONS ♪
♪ IF SOMEBODY ATTACKS ME ♪
♪ IF SOMEBODY ATTACKS ME ♪
♪ I HAVE THE SKILL TO DEFEND
MYSELF ♪
♪ I HAVE THE SKILL TO DEFEND
MYSELF ♪
♪ AND IF SOMEBODY DOUBTS ME ♪
♪ AND IF SOMEBODY DOUBTS ME ♪
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD FOR THEM
BECAUSE THEY GONNA DIIIIIIE!
( APPLAUSE )
>> James: THIS IS ACTUALLY
BARBRA STREISAND'S HOLIDAY HOME.
SHE DESIGNED IT HERSELF.
YEAH.
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT'S
TRUE.
>> James: NOW, IF YOU LOOK
HERE, THESE PEOPLE ARE WAITING
IN LINE FOR A BRUNCH.
IF WE COULD SLOW DOWN.
EVERYBODY LOOK.
THEY'RE ALL WAITING IN LINE FOR
A BRUNCH THERE!
>> WHEN YOU SAID WAITING IN
LINE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> Announce
>> James: IF YOU DON'T GO
THROUGH THE KITCHEN, THERE MIGHT
BE PEOPLE --
>> IT'S LIKE A RED CARPET.
>> James: IT'S LIKE A RED
CARPET.
>> I GOT YOUR BACK.
>> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
EXCUSE PE, I DON'T MEAN TO
INTERRUPT.
I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
CAN I USE THE BATHROOM?
>> James: THE PROBLEM WITH
THAT, JOSH, AS RULES ON THE STAR
TOUR, YOU HAVE TO HAVE APPEARED
IN THREE OR MORE MARVEL MOVIES
TO USE THE BATHROOM.
SO TOM, DO YOU NEED THE
BATHROOM?
>> NO.
>> James: SORRY, TOM.
DOES ANYBODY IN THIS BUS DIE IN
THE NEXT "AVENGERS"?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
WAIT, CAN WE STOP THE BUS?
I JUST -- WAIT HERE.
WAIT HERE.
♪
♪
>> James: ARE YOU A BIG MARVEL
FAN?
>> I AM, YES.
>> James: REALLY?
IF YOU'VE GOT A MARVEL COMIC OR
SOMETHING, I COULD PROBABLY GET
IT SIGNED FOR YOU AND SEND IT TO
YOU.
IF THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO
DO.
YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
ORDAN.
>> James: I SEE YOU'VE GOT A
"BLACK PANTHER" COMIC.
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU COLLECT A LOT
OF THIS STUFF.
>> YES.
>> James: MARVEL OR D.C.
MARVEL.
>> James: YOU HAVE A LOT OF
THESE THINGS?
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU HAVE ANY
SIGNED.
>> I WISH.
>> James: REALLY?
JUST WAIT HERE.
I'LL TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW I'M
GONNA DO THAT.
( AVENGERS MUSIC )
( EXCLAMATIONS )
> YOU ALL RIGHT?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?
THANK YOU!
♪
♪
>> I WANT A "BLACK PANTHER."
>> James: AS WICK AS WE CAN,
GUYS.
>> OH, "BLACK PANTHER."
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
>> James: THAT'S FUN.
LOOK AFTER THOSE.
I HAVE A FEELING THEY COULD BE
WORTH A BIT OF MONEY.
BYE-BYE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: HAPPY TO SIGN ANY.
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU --
>> James: DON'T BE SHY, LIKE,
OH, HE HATES THIS.
I DON'T MIND.
♪
♪
>> THERE YOU GO, ANTHONY, GOD
BLESS YOU.
>> TANKS, MAN!
>> James: STILL HERE AND HAPPY
TO SIGN SOME STUFF.
>> READY TO GET BACK ON THE
TOUR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ON THE
BUS?
>> James: SURE.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN PETER
RABBIT STUFF FOR YOU?
>> NO.
>> James: ALL AVENGERS BACK ON
THE BUS, PLEASE!
CAN ALL AVENGERS GET BACK ON THE
BUS, PLEASE?
WE THOUGHT WE WITH WOULD HAVE A
SING SONG SO WE'VE WRITTEN THE
LYRICS.
YOUR HYMN SHEETS ARE UNDER YOUR
CHAIRS.
I THINK YOU WILL ENJOY THE SONG
ME AND REGGIE HAVE FOR YOU.
♪ WE SAVED THE WORLD ♪
♪ WE ARE "AVENGERS" ♪
>> James: "THE AVENGERS"!
I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY
WEREN'T ON THE BUS.
♪ WE SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ WE ARE
>> James: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DAY, ISN'T IT?
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
OKAY.
IS EVERYBODY IN?
OKAY.
EVERYONE SAY "WE ARE "THE
AVENGERS"!"
>> WE ARE THE "AVENGERS"!
>> James: THANK YOU FOR
JOINING THE TOUR.
PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
A LIST, B, C LIST, BUT WE DRAW
THE LINE.
IT'S JAMES CORDEN'S STAR TOUR,
THE TOUR THAT TAKES THE STARS ON
TOUR, WEEKDAYS, THAT'S WHAT WE
DO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!
>> James: WE JUST DID IT.
WE'VE JUST DONE IT.
YOU MISSED IT.
>> YOU SAID BETWEEN 12:00 AND
6:00.
>> James: NO, 12:00 AND 2:00.
WELL, I'M HERE NOW.
SO READY?
>> YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BUDDY.
THAT'S COOL.
>> James: YES, LET'S DO IT ALL
AGAIN.
♪
♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪
♪
>> James: THE MESS THAT PEOPLE
LEAVE ON A BUS...
( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
