Here we are with Clara baking cookies.
They aren't red enough yet.
They're not just any cookies, they're special cookies.
Bleeding cookies apparently.
Could you explain...
I 3-D printed a hammer and sickle cookie cutter
and now I am making cookies with it.
Who needs cocktails when you can have this?
As you can see these cookies are shaped like
the anarcho-syndicalist symbol and you have these...
Do you want to come indoctrinate these children?
I am trying to do my Zizek impersonation.
Yeah, I noticed.
It is very terrible.
I noticed.
I should just stop now.
So yeah, ideology.
Are you going to have tea with us comrade?
Still making cookies?
Whatever.
Sorry, cookies are important.
[Laborwave plays]
[Anthem of USSR blasts]
Are you enjoying the tea comrades? Although, as you can see I don't
Although, as you can see I don't actually have any tea.
'cause it was stolen by the bourgeoisie.
It was with-held.
What's the bourgeoisie?
Clara: What?
What is that?
Clara: The ruling class.
They are the class that is exploiting the proletariat, which is the working class.
Oh.
The Bourgeoisie...
Clara: They're the bitch boys.
How informed I feel.
The bourgeoisie are...
Clara: ...the bitch boys.
You don't need to know the terminology.
bourgeoisie gain their power by their control
and ownership of private property and the
means of production that the workers use...
...they take the workers surplus value.
That's how capitalism works.
Why did you call your mom "bourgie" the other day?
Because she wants to be rich.
Oh.
What are your thoughts on China and Maoism?
Umm, I think...
China's no longer communist.
They're revisionist, they call themselves communists but they're not really.
They're making a bad name of communism.
And I think Mao should have stepped down a
And I think Mao should have stepped down
a few years before he died.
Like, he did some good stuff at first but
then he did some bad stuff later and he went a bit to far. I think it's
kinda sort of funny that the West says that
I find it kind of sort of funny that the West says that
says that
we murdered a lot of people even though they starved
and they are complaining to us today
when they could have helped.
They don't get to complain about something that they could have prevented
which is sort of hypocritical
of them
to say that we murdered them.
You got to read that part.
Like, out loud?
Yup.
Jesus Christ.
"Manifesto of the Communist Party,
by Karl Marx and Frederich Engels."
Yup.
They're Germans
"A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of communism.
All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter
Pope and Tzar, Metternich and Guizot, French radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition..."
So I haven't read the Communist Manifesto
because it's so wordy and I can't read it, but I've studied it in sociology.
Where do you think the Communist Manifesto would go?
*ringing*
*ringing*
Hello?
Hi Alley!
Alley: Hi.
Clara: Welcome back.
Welcome back to the party,
the tea party.
Well you know what, here we are.
Isn't there a Tea Party in the US?
Yeah... a right winged tea party.
We're not that.
Fucking fascists.
Well, that's the thing, I'm having my own
solo party and it's amazing.
Does it involve booze?
Of course it involves booze. You've
You've known me for years James, of course it involves booze.
Sometime a dude's just gotta get his fuck on
and for me that's just getting drunk
and forgetting that the world is garbage and
you might as well blow the whole goddamn thing up.
I support you.
Why the YCL is a drinking club.
They're good, their organized, they
believe in good stuff, they're anti-racist,
anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-imperialist.
Clara: They just don't do much about it.
They're also kind of Stalinist.
Kind of a little bit tankie.
Alley: So they like vodka?
Uhhh... yeah.
Actually yeah, they do like Vodka.
How do you end up with these people?
I mean I think it's totally awesome, it's just...
When you google "communist organization Vancouver,"
it's the only thing that comes up, that's
how you get involved with them.
Shit.
Alright, so she knows how this shit goes down, are you the Tsar?
Hm?
Are you the Tsar?
James: The Tsar?
The what?
The Czar.
Never mind.
Nah.
You've neverhead that before?
No she's not the tsar, she's...
I'm the AnCom, I'm the resident AnCom.
She's the...
What the hell is AnCom?
Anarcho-Communism.
Yeah.
Fuck the Tsar. 
Alley: Oh.
I'm saying "oh" like I know what that means
but I kind of don't really know what that means.
Read the Bread Book.
Oh my god.
I don't have no fucking bread book.
If you have something just say it.
Anarcho-Communism is basically the belief that
as long as there is a ruling class there will be an oppressed class.
So you can't have authoritarian communism, it's antithetical.
That's actually not that different from what that dude said. What was he?
That dude?
Kropotkin?
The guy that said something about the proletariat verses the bourgeoisie.
You mean Marx?
...that there is
a struggle between the classes.
You mean Marx?
Yes, Karl Marx!
Yeah, your right, it's basically
communism.
Anarcho-Communism is Communism. 
Alley: I'm not exactly good with this whole fucking thing.
Oh yeah, I guess it is communism.
Like I said, I'm not exactly "eh", with it all.
