>> OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A
PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE
STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR
FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS
FROM OUR PANEL.
>> PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BE REAL.
I'M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF
MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL
FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS
INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
>> NOW, THAT'S VERY ADMIRABLE,
RAY.
>> THAT'S WHY I SAID UNLESS I
GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS,
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT
BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON.
>> WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END
BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK
YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
DON'T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM
US.
>> WONDERFUL.
NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE
THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO
YOU?
>> YES.
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED
PARTICLES.
>> IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE.
>> BANANAS.
>> FANTASTIC.
NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR
PROJECTS.
>> MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL
PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE
CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.
>> HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER
WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S VERY KIND.
THANK YOU.
>> BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN
AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A
PIECE OF PLYWOOD.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.
>> I'M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO
A PIECE OF PLYWOOD?
I DON'T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR.
>> PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR
OWN PROJECT, MILES.
>> CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00.
>> HEY, COACH.
I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A
PLUS.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS,
RIGHT.
>> MAY I READ MY FINDINGS?
>> OF COURSE, RAY.
>> SORRY.
NERVOUS.
BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT
MONKEYS EAT.
THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS,
YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY
BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND.
>> I'M SORRY.
THERE'S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA
BOARD.
>> HEY.
THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.
>> I PROMISE YOU THAT'S AN
ORANGE.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US
LOSE THE GAME, NERD?
IS IT CONTINUE, RAY.
>> I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS'
WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM
BECAUSE THEY'RE YUMMY.
THANK YOU.
>> BRILLIANT.
TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY.
THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL
QUESTIONS.
>> MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE
EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING
FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS?
>> I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER
RESEARCH IN THAT AREA.
>> VERY DISAPPOINTING.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.
SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS.
NOW, RAY, WHAT'S THE OUTSIDE OF
A BANANA CALLED?
>> THE CRUST.
>> BINGO.
>> HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR,
PLEASE.
IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING
CONDENSATION CURVE.
>> IT'S NOT CLEAR.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.
>> ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE,
LIKE, SO SURE?
>> NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND
YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY?
>> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
>> I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH
BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A
BANANA GIFF?
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE READY TO
ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES.
NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.
>> WHAT?
>> HEATHER, 70.2%.
>> I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
>> AND, RAY, I'M HAPPY TO SAY
YOU SCORED 100%.
>> COACH, I DID IT!
>> HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE
WORLD.
>> YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME
AFTER ALL.
>> I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON
MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL.
I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE
VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I'M
NOT WORRIED.
[ APPLAUSE ]
