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James you look incredible
Love you. Don't touch me, but I love you. Damn. That's crazy
Not even Liza Koshy wants James to touch her. Holy crap
I think she knows about the James Charles curse where if he touches you you have to like to undo
All right, so a couple days ago the
2019 Met Gala was a thing that happened
Yeah, some of you may have watched to that event live and some of you may have just been keeping tabs on Twitter
but whether or not if you did either or doesn't matter because in this video
We're gonna be reviewing all well actually not all because that would just take way too long
Most actually most is quite a bit too long, too
But we're just gonna be taking a look at some of the 2019 Met Gala outfits that were shown at the event
also
I think it's very important to state that the theme because that's very
Important the theme cuz a lot of people don't mention this in their videos the theme of the mecha Oliver 2019 was camp
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And what does camp you may be asking campus a type of fashion that was inspired by this person named Susan Sontag
Hopefully I said her name correctly
And basically it just allows for people to wear the weirdest shit possible
Whether be humorous ironic or others, just simply in the extreme things people would never ever wear in public
And if you guys have ever been to a fashion show or have ever seen one in a video
You know exactly what I'm talking about
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It doesn't matter to me. But now that I got that out of the way, let's jump right into the video
So here we have Met Gala 2019 of the best fashion the best moments from the red carpet
Okay, I'm expecting to see some fire ass outfits. Let's do this

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Is that comfortable like is that actually comfortable that dress literally looks like it's squeezing all of the life out of Kim Kardashian right now
I mean, honestly, how did she even get to this event in that dress?
How did she walk off the stairs to get to that point to be able to stand there and take a picture?
I mean my god, she actually looks like she could pop at any minute now
Of
Course cardi B would come out here wearing something like that. She's out here looking like the human form of a peacock
I'm just imagining her stepping out of her house and driving to makalah in this outfit. I mean, she most likely didn't drive but
What if she did I mean, holy shit
Can you imagine all the drivers next to her just like baffled and Confused?
Wondering why some random lady in a superhero costume is doing right next to them. Probably wondering if comic-con started early this year
Welp looks like Lady Gaga just whipped out her inner James Charles her and James would have been the perfect couple at Coachella
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Look I know the theme for this year's Met Gala was camp, but what me act what is this?
What the actual hell is this? She literally looks like something pulled straight out of Cinderella the movie
I mean, how is this thing even getting power?
I mean did she solve the equation for infinite energy or is she just the female version of static shock?
And if you guys don't know who static shock is then I'm sorry
But you're very uncultured and you might as well click off this video right now
Oh
Okay, so we have Harry Styles over here went to the Met Gala and one of his grandma's outfits
I like that support and dedication to showing love for his grandma
Okay, so here we have Priyanka Chopra and Nikki Jonas what a lovely couple but I just got one question
Why didn't it come to the Met Gala looking like Lord Baelish from Game of Thrones
Like I cannot be the only one who thinks that this man could literally be his son
I mean, he's got the haircut the face the caterpillar mustache the whole nine yards
Now I may be uncultured for not knowing what this

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Outfit is supposed to be but I just cannot pass up the fact that her head looks like one of those
Beaded curtains that your hippie aunt would have in her kitchen
Listen bro. This right here is the stuff of nightmares. What? Why did this man or a girl? Whatever the hell he is
Come to this with that
Is he out here really trying to give people heart attacks within contact and not only within contact within sight like can you imagine?
Walking up to this guy at the Met Gala tapping him on the shoulders. He turns around and this is the first thing you see
My kindly have to give him that look all he wanted was a picture is she too good now for pictures
Meanwhile, she's over here looking like a purple Jolly Rancher
Yo, what is this bro? She is the whole last garden grown from her scalp
This thing looks like somewhere exotic plant that you can only find in the Amazon jungle
But here it is sitting on top of her head

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Dude why does Zendaya pull up to the Met Gala looking like she just came out of the medieval times?
It literally looks like she's about ready to jump into battle without her swords and start fighting dragons and shit guys
So I finally figured out who this guy is
With these eight different eyes this eight right two four six seven, okay with these seven different eyes. It's the flash
I know you probably don't believe me
But it's actually the flash the dude from the DC flash movies. Aka Azra Miller. It's kind of crazy
I know but um, we're obviously in an alternate universe where the flash is over here as dressed as some kind of Cyclops looking
ambiguously gendered chiseled jawline
Woman who's a direct descendant of Medusa, very strange universe indeed
So I saw this lady or dude, you know nowadays
You can't really tell who literally looks like the human version of a scorpion
But can you imagine trying to give this lady a hug and you accidentally get poked in the eye personally?
I'd have to keep a 15 feet minimum distance before ever approaching her because I'm not trying to die early

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Damn that's crazy. Not even Liza Koshy wants James to touch her? Holy crap
I think she knows about the James Charles curse where if he touches you you have to like to undo
This is Alexander Wang a full safety-pin top a good silk. You know one thing I've noticed with James Charles is
Everywhere, he goes he's basically half naked and I need to know why like James
I know you're gonna see this video
Please explain to me
Why you're always half naked like 75% of your bodies always exposed at every event that I see you at I'm legitimately concerned
For your well-being like no lie
I'm willing to bet that this man would literally pull up to the North Pole
Just in a pair of boots a pair of thongs an Eskimo hat and a crop top
Like if he was back in the Ice Age
He'd probably be the only dude around dressed with a pair of leaves covering his ding-a-ling and nothing else
I'm just kind of crazy. Did you think about it?
Probably this is like a lot of things that I would never normally feel comfortable in

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I'm not the most what did he just say?
This is something that he'd never really feel comfortable in like even this man over here in the corner knows that's a straight-up lie
Body-conscious to the part that I'm like Charlotte. I know this isn't like
And I also never wear black on my eyes
So this is just like a lot of things that are outside of my comfort zone outside of his comfort zone
Near that ladies and gentlemen this coming from James Charles. Who wore this last year
Look at that whole thing made out of safety pins. He went to the craft store right before they put all that together
You look damn good. Yeah, she oh my god. Holy crap. She actually complimented this man while subtly roasting him simultaneously
I think I have a newfound respect for Liza Koshy now Oh
But anyways, that was pretty much my review my take on the 2019 Met Gala
Let me know what you guys think down below in the comment section if it's enabled
I'm not sure if YouTube enabled it for this video

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So yeah with that being said, it's JD and I'll see you in the next one

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