JORDAN: AHH! AHH! Wha-Wha da?
BALDI:  No sleeping! Do you know what time it is? It’s Math time!
JORDAN: How did I get here?
BALDI: What’s 2+2?
JORDAN: Ow! It's 4, it's 4! Geez!
BALDI: Correct! Next one. 3+4?
JORDAN: That’s 7! … Can I go home now?
BALDI: Great! And here’s the last one. What’s (dial-up noise).
JORDAN: Uh... What?
BALDI: WRONG. It's spanking time!
JORDAN: What-NO! You creepy bald dude!
JORDAN: Hey, I need to get the hell outta this school! Where is the exit?!
JUMP ROPE GIRL: I want to play with someone.
JORDAN: Uh, look, I’m kinda tired from running... I haven’t been to the gym in a few weeks. OKAY, YEARS.
JORDAN: Oh NO, NO, NOOO!
BALDI: IT’S TIME FOR MORE MATH QUESTIONS!
JORDAN: Look, man! Can you please just tell me how to get out of this school?
BALDI: WHAT’S 6 times 7?
JORDAN: Curses! Uh… is it 42?
BALDI: Correct! 10+10?
JORDAN: It’s 20!! Please! PLEASE, no more!
BALDI: That’s correct! And finally... what is the meaning of love?
JORDAN: Ahhh!
JORDAN: What are you?!
BROOM: Sweep! Sweep! Sweep!
JORDAN: AHHHHH!
