What are we doing Jeffrey we'll play a new transform ooo for but it cut off my former dam
Servers, what is this a they are infirm? Did you name the the playboys a new transfer?
I mean look at I do that screams Jeff. Yeah
Please what are we?
racist of the umlaut yeah, I knew
Gavin what Michael third
entry on that alright, yeah
Sure Ryan yeah you saw I
Was I just got back from Japan how you doing I'm great okay?
We're doing transform Isis you want to talk about transformers, which is interesting because I
Watched most of it I got to about the two-hour mark
Stop making an awful
Need that money the first one had TJ Miller nosing oh this I like TV buddy they fuckin kill him it
Was interesting about that movie I've never successfully seen a Transformers movie why does that mean?
I pull the stuff I tried to watch the horsy
I've clicked to boost your bike and right bumper opens the wings I tried to watch the worst one
Could it it's there real bad the first ones acceptable. No, it's not
Yeah, baby while when feces vomit is acceptable
But always the fucking movie about giant robots that transform based on children's toys, okay
That's all
The source material checking on this game, No so I was on the plane and the fourth one came out
I've seen every other movie on right now alright, so it's like fucking. I'll watch this one because I'm stuck here
No one on the side me what happens from me I sign out you
Busy cuz I'm in fib, you know yeah, try not to be lapped yeah hanging out, we'll see
They tried to make them
Why does it why does anything in that movie happened Michelle? I got Josh Duhamel back. It's
207 hours taking the script to be like why is it I?
Mean there's whole bits of it. They're like. There's the science guide. It's like why are you in this okay?
Yeah, but they also had that weird robot dude who's like Anthony Hopkins
Where's the thing is it's so weird cuz it's less of a movie than a series of vignettes of
Scenes that don't really fit together. Yeah, and
There's no
Half hours, but there's 13 minutes of plotting an art filming ecology no oh no no, no there's no wars there
Is there is a form of art that it's like it is, but it's a I wonder if maybe it's Italian
What what what is happened? Why like a new?
Film Jefferson to it. It does stroke. That's true. Yeah, where it's so bad
Checkpoints straight ahead digest have never seen a film like it that cares so little about it continuity in
His own world right now
You know what I think I hated the most about the whole Transformers for me. It was the first
I liked the college Michael Bay clearly has a type in its Megan Fox, and then I can't give it up as far anymore
So he just gets girls
I don't know
directed yeah
Someone had to say start
Indirection so much as just start okay. I'll probably have enough. It's just like it's like here's a series of scenes
Put them in any old order yeah
There's a robot with a dumb boy
Robot fight double talk to it don't talk to me about being as well
It's three hours of robot fighting what's it done to Deb? I've never seen a less efficient use of time
Ya know than that Phil. It was real bad
Have you seen the other ones writer yes?
Transformers working with the nitrile I know the alley is a fucking world war two yeah, that's to
Be was vicious
anti-nazi was Wonder Woman there too in their time travelers
when they were there you would just with just Martin I've
Been the first one yeah, right?
Bumblebee was awesome back when but there's like bumblebee. You're so nice. They're like not on the battlefield. You don't know what guys were terrifying
Crazy anger issues. Yeah, also a bumblebee can talk at the end though well
Ok series voice. I am melons in yeah, just randomly started working even though. He ripped out even though he had no Boise
He was able to turn. What was he called no
describe
Which boy the trailers really made it look like that was gonna be a whole thing. It's not that it was not a whole thing
Prime is on screen he his name
Yeah
I am Optimus Prime
Dammit allegedly we were talking to some avoid actors
Who do like anime dubs and apparently in Japanese that's kind of how they talk to people like they don't use proper like pronoun
Make sense in this movie. This is an American no
Connecting it to the bullshit of transform, you're connecting it to fucking anime, but in crime just edged
It a'mma see here bearing on this
All right, no we're all okay, but it's just the what I hate about the entire thing
It's just the utter lack of respect for the source material. Oh, yeah, yeah
Didn't give up
John Turturro oh yeah, he's
In it he's just like oh by the way I found the book of cyber kills. Yes, which my laser thing and
It's at a library
Or something
It's in the restricted
Nicholas Flamel to all the good shit is
Super posh and like you guys are gonna race the
Second though
Yeah, you think yeah, you think you're fucking right. I think my new Japanese interagency awesome assemblies changed me
Oh kick Irish out of her crib Ryan spoke to me last
The last checkpoint, so that's broke Jack. I have any murder the shit out of Gavin
I didn't realize it was that kind of race Jack
Always a race unless your name is Michael Jones. I'm gonna fucking kill. You. Thanks jack
Early on
The problem is right now that the Transformers like right at the bottom of your
You did I sure I sure did not like husband like why initio
know what else sucked what Ryan that scene where the
Government decides to work and by the way if this is boiler for you. What did it have a better line?
Thank god, you're doing this in transformers
Fuck it really may win when the government decide to work with the Decepticons to find the staff of Merlin bad
Yeah the staff of Merlin by the way, which is not so Merlin's like great-great-granddaughter or whatever she can touch it
No one else can else can touch it except
Boy doing right now is selling me also so anyway
And then
Megatron's like alright. I'm getting my gang back together
I want this guy and they're like we can't do that and they're like do it, and they're like alright
We'll do it and I want this guy they're like not that Decepticon oh he's too Decepticon
He's made major Decepticons like alright well
Give me this Decepticon and they're like ok and they put the whole gang back together, and then they all died and yeah
Like names they roll up, and they're like alright here
we are to steal the thing and then it's like the venom examine enough Street a
Toy Mark Wahlberg and the dumb humans go alright. You're all dead. Also. Uh was that the guy
That's his sidekick that he hired off Craigslist the black dude was he in any other movies. No. No he's never seen him before
Wow
Development yeah like he goes literally like hey, man. I'm here
I just I just answered an ad in Craigslist, and it's like okay. Call the
Where's the fuck by the way family I think that later
He worked here for four days that later scene where they come rollin up with all the craze for me seems like I got your
message
That was no message to piss me off
Transformers, we don't fucking care
Have you seen Justice League yeah, oh, it's so bad, I might see it, it's almost transformers bad
No, it's not, but I'm thinking about seeing that where daddy's home
We'll see the sequel hey, there's the
Point it does. Yeah, we've got a boycott. I can't alongside
Michael is that you got caught up in there why I was sorry. I sprung cryin, and I caught at least
Buddies coming to pop no no no no I was going up the Rhinos lobby's
What has will ferrell released lately besides that recently?  
the house which I watched recently.
 
Awhh Fuck my asshole.
Hit a wall enjoy your babies grow so I didn't make you anything Ryan everything's a choice that you'll miss
The race is over photo. Are you in fifth Jeff? I'm in six
Lindsay's out of you yeah, I went missing a check point is Lindsay
Sorry, do they just crash on that wall all about wine shit. Let's do this nice roll gap
I like Jack whatever in cool line. I do Michael I do is Jack there
There we go I mean WWE get a shot you gotta go right. I'll go left tonight the Bristo alone bill. Are you go? Hi?
Turn ability to poo brain uh
Panting man poisons it was weird. Oh, it's like oh, but same guy
It's like a wizard spa after Jim Cummings wizards best. Yeah, like we saw sleeves we
Whoa?
question yeah, it's
Whoa?
You watch their step brothers over Thanksgiving have you ever seen it? Oh no. No my sister loves that movie so much
Yeah, it's like her favorite classic the boost on TV. Okay, then good Adam Scott. Yeah, it's ready and play like a douche
Yeah, you doesn't you should something else. Oh really?
Yeah, singing at guns Android
Oh, yeah, wait Jenny
I'm that guy
Where are we going all right? I have a turbo Oh
Jeff were you talking about the book yeah, dude, it's good and watch it, so that's comedies on TV
Good, but watch that it's good. Oh, yeah. I want season why it's so good Kristen Bell. Just it's the season Jews
Oh, so good. I like Kristen bowing like a dick
It's like the best addition to a show ever have you seen wafer madness Kevin oh god?
I got here in me and each other. Oh god jack get real. That's an early Kristen round who say what?
Reefer madness
The remake Niners yeah, oh gee not though demon I'm a creeper bet ya and the 90s with like Ned Campbell or somebody yeah
and Alan Cumming
Yeah, I wish Alan Rickman's it yeah a lot of Alan salary I miss Helen
With slippery there
Are you think law all of us don't forget my I
Just lost
That was my fucking nightmare right there
We all should do a big time for waste brother
We tried I was trying to push it off. That was the last PP movie, right?
No, I heard good things did you really?
I have some weird friends
It was terrible. I couldn't make friends with Paul Reubens like yeah
That's that's the email where he's hanging on the back of the motorcycle right. Yeah, I made
Joe mangle the mr. Sofía vergara captain dead stroke Deathstroke, I saw like
15 minutes at a head photograph elated they ripped off dead stroke from that door
That's some jacket on your hand too long Deathstroke's been around a long long. No. That's the strange road friendly Street whoa?
Oh my god, could you breathe the camu no Michael?
I'm gonna hit this and I don't know anything low, but you know straight up of your arm falls asleep and tries to strangle a
Jackal go see on the other side, dude. I am so far back now that it was a mild scrapes ground almost the street
Tap you said fast
Oh Jesus Christ, what is a ready player one time?
Well came up forever. I did start the book. Oh, yeah, so far. It's okay, but I'm only like I enjoy the book
Gave me a warning
That book was like written for me though Jeff sat me down like a father talking to their child's leg listen this book. Oh
Got no calories yeah
It's no popsicle well
People love popsicles stories are they yeah, how about me eating all popsicles were there. They're really happy about it
It was a happily like happy seriously or like wool. They hate me. It's not like
Something I thought people identifying with adult Ryan. Hey, Michael. Are you gonna fuck me? No you will go ahead
Oh
God come apart
That's the scariest when you're like Michael Ian forget it Ryan, and I are like neck and neck
Oshin
Be like a huge
I'm always down for a huge bump all right slow down all right so fucking hard
I know you will
Dude I think you are afraid this brother
everyday
In a sexual manner damn it I spot out Michael Michael and Gavin and Jack say that yeah
I
Tried my best there again
I'm seeing a lot of SH again, Michael. I put a hundred bucks on you - thanks jack yeah son of a bitch
Man it's amazing this housing on me now one checkpoint was my only fuck. That's it didn't mean to be that
Way I'm gonna finish this bridge this shit dumb black bullshit race, what can I help you? I just yeah so everybody
first off yeah Mike boosts and
As everyone bits I bring today no
Cyber monday cyber monday after work son cyber monday is whatever I
New hotness I heard is garbo Tuesday
It's certainly past a long time ago, please 28
It's the first Tuesday after Tuesday after cyber monday is garbo Tuesday its mark your calendars begins well aside
Do you celebrate carbo Tuesday? Oh yes roll around in garbage? Yeah? Yeah, you go Garbo one you can take your girl
Do you say a prayer to Garbo man?
You go to the dump. You know you ever see like a garbage dump. They got big piles of trash
Like a cool sword you find a cool sword
And then you slide down the trash in a sled yeah boys rule like Yellin with an Ali Baba sword yeah, you know
That's that's the real like that really encapsulates Garbo Tuesday, um and then you end it by throwing rocks at treats
okay, and
Then buying a cheap 101 percent off
Picture on
baby reddit, I was when I was in Japan of Danny DeVito standing next to of the billboard and
His daughter and his daughter in New York. No it was at the train station, and it's it was like a vice
Uh billboard. I guess advertising sunny on Vice um like it's movies gonna air there, and it's just Danny
It's just Danny DeVito in the fucking tube in his underwear from the place
and it just says something about the kids and
He's just standing next door with a fucking big ass Chris. He's the best
I love them at a distance oh for sure
Like Stevo, I appreciate him I leave didn't hang out. I love I love dating there's no chance
he doesn't get caught up in all of the sexual harassment stuff right he had no way I
Don't know jack on that one like I love him to death
I mean
No
They did tell you all right, why shoot our owing yes, are you brought up? Just being able to
Ryan a little bitch again
A little too fast obvious fuck speed boost, Oh missed it from nowhere alright go from the sprung. I may have gone first
Oh shit fuck I'm behind you I was
okay, I didn't turn upside down and I still remain -
Ryan I are gonna crash real soon Oh, Oh helicopter is choppy, dude
You fucking boosted so
I was coming in off the trail of the planes coming in hot
And you will notice by the trailer is too. Hot I'm wobbling
dude the Bible the ad the helical a believable what makes a
Chef what do I do when you pray or to swing it back and forth not going forward you doing what you doing Jim
Like a fucking testicle
Dude that was that was a nefarious various prime J prime
In the comics or now
Everyone change the wheels dammit what is the button? It's left stick right make the jaw
Kind of unsprung Keable these dishes. Well you can you can slap I just locked myself in the fifth place and somehow
I'm in fourth that's astonishing well sir watching Kiwi Schmidt again
So cringe at the beginning of the episode one was so hard every big one is brew by after. That's Pradesh
Oh, it gets. Good around episode six of season one. I've never looked back. I think they toned it down
I think the one where she calls her boyfriend. He's like oh new phones now. You're gonna ruin his phone
Just crumbles in his hand it might be the most
That's
Why you ever X is working
Minutes a month old
I'm tried my colleague iris was a month old counters from yeah, how to kill me. She's different she gets better
You just make yourself unsprung Keable. I'm just like every time you move I go the other way an offensive driving when I move
So far mine Jeff's right up my butt well, but you're alive you Lindsay snorted. How's it look? I've always wanted to go in there
I just fucking you know I
Got I got to work today. You know right before theatre mode all nice and fresh ready to go. Oh shit
Big shit soon as I got
- right guys take a shower in the second
You can't clear it yeah
I
Jumped over Gavin Gavin jump into me. Spun guy landed on my roof
I couldn't have been playing better
Because it was scripted though. Yeah sure the writers have really
Coming back for delivering though
Happening live one. There was way. Oh shit. It's like wrestling you get to when you can grassland Iraq
Now you are a far head that right if you like I have a comfortable team you should lean back in sprung crowd
Till you die Michael. I'm not gonna start slingshotting each other Michael haul it away. I'm right behind you you check that
tons coming up oh
Yeah, turn oh god, I was so tempted there for a second. I should have done it do it right
Flip this plane over going do you guys?
Know what you'd have done that Ryan, I probably would've followed in their tags
I mean if I like I mean it a moment before I would have done it
I'll take the hi
It looks like if anyone is on track to finish
The helicopter portion the part that everyone wants
There's no breather
Lindsay good job on your labyrinth cosplay stuff that was awesome. Thank you kindly a lot of fun with that one
to cause plagiarism
Get a filthy Scott now
We did do another photo shoot this weekend, no it was more like brag about it photos
Christmas cards no no Justin I hate the helicopter part
Yeah, look after it ah shit. I got shoe justice technique still just so boring
What if you don't try forwards is boring? It's a hurry forward pointed the best part that happened was Jack ran into me
I'm having all kinds of trouble this one
Stop signs are more of a thing that came out our heart stops
Pranking up your night
My wigs but it's brung him Mike caught him on a bike now
Is stupid bitch you suck God kill your fucking hate that B is, so hard on bitch guys's yeah?
Bitch right Oh Gavin first place
Kill him kill him
But just happened
He fell off his bike
Because you Flo if you lean back right yeah
I let a little bit too much
And I just and then Ryan ran me over support you were on the ground and fell off your bike
It's gonna get messy here Jack I didn't know before that you fell over watch out for Gavin
Yeah, because he's right behind ya bands in the green Michael. He's underneath me. What are you gonna? Do make it a little Sammy?
And a Samson me home stand fucking wait Samson
That's the new movie with peeler lottery Samsonite wait am I gonna Samson movie yo
I was playing Delilah see that one put him in a movie
He's all super ripped and shit was always super rincewind since Sharkboy and Lavagirl
not I
Didn't I didn't make that certain that was gonna. Fancy as always looks like that. I don't
Appreciate it. I had a poster of him on their wall in color t measured. What are you gay? Yeah?
I'm gay for Taylor Lautner. That's right
Jack
Watch that sign Jack
Open the parachute in fuck Gavin really
Yeah, well I was getting I was getting slippy you again. Slappy slippy Slappy's
Out damnit check the checkbook dammit you haven't got third Sam tonight
I'm getting better
Too from second unintentionally you guys pets Mart's having Black Friday deals. Oh, yeah wait how does it?
There cyber monday, please I was having me over. I was telling Ryan. It's nice
You have an up you guys you let us say it all goes down you've left me. No choice. Did you see my old?
Soul play the mindset here, what's what's going on um try your best to
Just have fun you're weaving a lot
Slowing you down. You know is it fun when you can't see any of the other races
Sometimes I think about life. It's probably hard
For you learn race, yeah, well, that's true in my head, it's like when I put the fat jab
I said, please Rick Lindsay doesn't see race I know but the difference is you still know how to drive that?
Lindsay only sees color you know like if you have if you're not first you're last I have if you're not first. That's okay
It's like the chiona motto if Lindsay was raised without a father
Right there
right now a DNF this
Races are in this
Ryan DNFs, and I finish first I could win that's the problem
Crush me if you can finish first and ID enough yeah, that's the only way I could win
All right, I forgot the big custom last time did Michael are having we have matching outfit
Welcome to raise four or four ring in a Gurkha way
What is he looking for before the lead? I do feel like it's violation
This is the ray V as aggressive rise in Pitman as
Aggressive be are they aggressive sure race faloona unless it is which means two laps. Let's make it fun
Why is my suit on flashing then turned it off? Maybe your batteries are yeah?
It's very hard to pick on flank. It is all Ryan try to though alright Trump
It's a little bit bounce a little um they have strategic gaps in the fence there are gaps
Lindsay what Michael oh?
Boy where we go your mom's house
Take like what 7 hours
It's worth it trust me
I'm gonna slug mother please Jeff went to a Japan
Shit it's unfortunate that I had to go down with you on that one Gavin you really oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, now we got to catch up before I can get back into the earth
I almost destroyed I'm
not going to
What else you watch it Michael I
Like Lindsay said I restarted Vampire Diaries
slide through eight seasons of that yeah
It's perfect for me because I can just like go about my shit and not really pay attention
But come back and be like oh, it's just people banging each other. That's a great kid. Yeah, they're banging
Yeah, I in and coming back to life. That's that's the motto of the show
The very sedate thinking I think that's our cupboards that's it so what I watch like that right there
Me. I don't know if there's something else I got started
You better walking. I'm pretty I'm great at it. You don't whack Gavin didn't I see it
Pop you worried. What are you talking about? You're terrible at it. You've wiped me into sick place, right?
Why
Now that'll turn your computer black and white
That's Michael, that's close. It's a closed jump
Sorry, my go sprung. I'm not trying to helping you tell you get the Sprunt gig
That's what we're here for Ryan launching a scrum all right go ahead and sprung crack
That's I get a case from Jeff in from denying truck Jeff. Oh, that's foul oh
Yeah, all right listen nobody Sprague's Jeff harder than Jeff Jeff since first place shut up. Don't say it fix that Michael
My ass. I'm not gonna
Yeah, please
Well, she was already sideways. What'd I just do it Ryan? I there was not the jitters fine. Do it you were already sideways
Did you do
Did you see that Jeff was right behind you and you know that left turn in this first quarter you
Turned left, and he just jumped off. He went straight and jumped into the ocean
Sometimes I was too hard on the controller, and I pushed it to where it's not our shooter strangely. Oh yes
Whoa
- might actually gonna. No. Thank you. I had to what oh wow. What are we flying again? No?
I haven't seen this thing in a while
Zack hey Ryan, how did you get back here? I hit Lindsay flying through the air although I
Really didn't eat it. Okay. I was honestly trying to clip her her parachute went a little too. Low I understand
To the metal stop no brakes
Jeff Jeff Ryan, and I are all pretty clumped up. That's terrible come on. I will pluck my clams
You didn't see where I jump up a map. I can't really do that in a plane
Where do other things though? Don't worry about what I can't he can't do it alone a possibility all Ryan
I see Brian poking his head up my shadow want it jack. I want it so bad
Damn it has anyone here been into my high club god. No real life. Yeah. I beat it. Not only finally apology
Yeah, yeah it was
Not exciting gotta be a small person this game though know what I don't arrest. It's tiny it's die. I can't I'm getting like oh
that's
A small ball, there's no a lot of room in those bad for a small dude international flights
You can maybe be able to they're still not international be a way to go a business class has some Ernie Baca sure
Can rich boy bitch else I'll rip take that you saw a hand job underneath a blanket does not counted no
Someone tried to pull that bullshit, no it's unacceptable no someone try to jerk you off. Oh boy. Yeah
Shut up a friend of mine, and I was like I made the mile-high club
handjob under a blanket
Okay well let me ask you this lesbian
Scissoring or eating out
Yeah
Who's it been one
For me know what's on for I
Don't know no. I don't know is on third ow I know what you're doing thing
I know what you're doing is in second thing is that baseball me
Who's the one baseball that's a different person the baseball things in Russia?
They serve rubber-banding is love
Catching up on Michael, but no reason
You will play this game to play any game
Ryan's elbow, I tried oh
I've tried to gavin him didn't work god. I almost died that I wouldn't gavin himself I
I went through the complete wrong way cuz leave me to my own division sparking device was I can I know it was a nine-point
Okay
So great. I exploded somehow. I really I know the rate
We got the corner that was weird no no that boy was a horror movie. I think what happened was my propeller probably
The most famous person in the movie was Bob manse manse - are you fucking serious was he really in it
Serious use the most famous person holy shit. That's awesome. Oh actually Jeff. You'd appreciate it is
What's who's the?
Noise chick who's Howard Stern super fan? Oh?
You mean a loser face yeah writer
In LA no yeah
Laura dern no she's sturdy
Jillian jillian Barberie jillian Barberie her husband her Dennett husband he's married
There's a bit of a traffic jam going on there Jeff it might put my
Jillian Barberie husband who was in they had a real?
husbands of like Santa Monica or some bullshit when they had all those real housewife shows yeah, he was in that bullshit and then
Refrigeration was in it what show are we talking about?
Porno is bikini Frankenstein Bob Vance is in a porno
He was fucking the warehouse when it was Twilight Vance bikini Frankenstein, and then I forget the third one they
They shot three movies in two and a half dozen one day, right
I'll see you got some good work done out of that Jack. Oh, yeah, those movies paid me better than anything else I worked on
At that point that you mother was paying me anything so this joke just got way too real
We still guy like another Foreman
I'm sure in the long race Trevor was talking about Bob manse also like in the show he'd say humming yes, Bob Vance, man
Yeah, so as an audience member you're like god
This guy's fucking annoying just talked about himself all the time
But you forget that the show supposed to be like a documentary so actually that character's advertising his company every opportunity. I mean it's like
I fucking survived it though
Rights to mean to an irritable on roll I'm always up for it. Oh my god
My cell phone jack I'm thick
No HD cups Oh
Gavin - what this Michael be careful, no, I'm not get him Gavin
Rock him make the video phone do what I never could
Do you thank you do it for the contents up jack the audience loves it when I would
Yeah, they tell me to do it for the content no I'm doing
Gila trout it died let their rinsing me decide
Him on the head Oh soy
I actually put my wheels down and slow oh
Oops, that's a good from this fucking
Real we're about to bike
Like something you want to land it does it sucks you right off. You don't even really need their trained someone right on that ramp
wait going back to the women to get the blow to
Get back in first no and I hit a wall. I just fucked myself women women giving blowjobs
I'm confusing it with the with the trail we started off the trans my conversation
But nice job. I am gonna finish, but I don't know
Run from goodness Ryan tell me how it was no. I think Jackie may still one know
Ahead of me yeah, but where's Lindsay
Look on your right
You'll see the city on your left. There's a DNF scream didn't hope you know it's like look on the right
you'll see the city and
Drive two hours that way and you'll see the city and take a left and go an hour and you'll see the city
We should cut your well, you should start doing his separate audio and we could cut your footage into a second video
This game I
Did fucking terrible
How many how many transform races are left
Alright now I already made the playlist now you have Lindsay. This is your own personal get good
Hey finish the goddamn racism. That was a really good video
Well transform racist
Doesn't matter next time
Connie's had the jump car a lot of my beauty your a jump car stop
