Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the final fight?
Coming in with that can-do Kanto attitude,
we've got the maniac himself,
Ash Ketchup!!
And if it wasn't your Game Boy Advance that made your palms sweat,
your imaginary girlfriend, before you even knew what that was,
May!
*fox whistle*
You know the rules! Eight thousand life points!
And no holding back! And if I don't see some guts,
I might just have to disembowel someone myself
If I win,
you gotta take me to see Transformers!
Like the original one?
That came out like 10 years ago...
This episode came out like...10 years ago...
Whatever!
if I win, we're going to churn some butter!
Wow! That sounds like a great way to spend some time together!
Oh wait...
you mean it like that!
Begin!
Alright Treeko, give it to her hard!
Ugh, I evolved two months ago!
Sceptile! Shoot your bullet seed all over them!
Ash! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?!
Oh like you don't like gardening!
Watch out folks! There's only 30 seconds to go!
That's like 2% of your favorite anime!
Alright Treeko! Finish it up by letting it all out in one big burst!
Who won this showdown of the ages? Sorry folks, we're having uh, technical difficulties with the smoke!
I hope I win so I can get some!
Ash, is that seriously all you think about?
HEY! Once you've had Burger King, you don't rest until you get it again!
Oh, you mean it like that! Wait, how are we reading each other's thoughts?!
Huh?
-Hey!
Uh, Nurse Joy? Both Pokemon survived...what now?
We haven't written down what to do when a tie happens...
Aw f**k it!
They both won!
Aw geez. These days, they make it so everyone wins. What's the fun in that?
Mmhmm.
That was a great battle May!
Thanks Ash!
So you, uh, wanna go back to my place for some uh,
fun?
Ash, we're not having sex.
DAMNIT!
Hey guys!
Thanks so much for watching this series all week long!
Pokémon Sun and Moon Abridged Episode 4 is coming very, very, soon!
So stay tuned!
