- I'm not afraid.
My mom didn't raise a
punk, I'll tell you that.
She raised a boy who wears makeup
and has Pikachu ears, but she
ain't raise no punk, okay?
(techno music)
What's up, everybody?
My name is Angel and today,
we're gonna be answering the question,
can we beat Pokemon Sword and Shield
without health insurance.
Basically there are five
rules to the challenge.
Number one, I can not heal
at the Pokemon Center.
We can go in there, but we
gotta stay in the lobby.
We can not talk to Nurse Joy.
Girl, we don't know her.
Number two, any medicine
or healing that we get
has to either be bought or
found in the wilderness,
or given to us by complete strangers,
which is kind of creepy
now that I think about it.
Number three, we have to
nickname all our Pokemon.
Why wouldn't you want to
nickname your Pokemon?
Like, if you don't nickname your Pokemon,
we can not be friends.
It is like the most fun part
about the whole journey.
Number four, you can not
use items during battle.
None of that, I'm low on health,
I need a potion or something, no.
I'm looking at you gym leaders
and every Elite Four member ever.
When y'all got your low health Pokemon,
y'all wanna stay healing.
No, put that potion back in your bag,
we're gonna keep going.
And lastly, number five,
if we do happen to have
all of our Pokemon faint and we are forced
to go to the Pokemon
Center, we go bankrupt.
We lose every Pokedollar we have,
which is very true to real life.
I've never done a
Pokemon challenge before,
so unlike my ex, we're
gonna try not to cheat.
Also, please notice the
Pikachu inspired makeup
that I have on today.
I'm looking so cute.
Do y'all see my Ditto Pikachu shirt?
Do y'all see this?
This little sweatshirt is so good.
Oh, we are on YouTube.
He's got some popping facial hair.
Kachow!
It's our boyfriend.
He is looking so good.
Charizard pose, yes!
He said, kakow!
Your pristine record's about to end
when I beat you here today.
Who is this, your ex?
I love the Wooloo. (laughs)
Okay, we have a nice, white suburban home.
True to real life, I am sitting
on the couch on my phone.
I do not like Hop, I
think he is a nuisance.
I'm only dealing with him in this game,
because we're dating his brother.
I feel like he's one of those guys
who is madly in love with my character,
but we're like trying to
put him in the friend zone,
but also at the same time,
I have no interest in being his friend.
You could never be Leon, ever.
This is the face of someone
who wants this conversation
to end, immediately.
Hold on, let me get my little bag.
You grabbed your mum's old bag.
Your mum.
Don't forget we're in the UK in this game.
Look at our cute little room.
We got like a little Pikachu poster.
Even though those aren't
the right colors of Pikachu.
We have a picture of Eevee's
tail, for some reason.
Y'all, we're a weird kid.
Is this a white fridge?
Y'all know white fridges
are little, not so boujee,
I'll put it like that.
Maybe I wanna little snack.
Mom, can I have a little snack?
I'm gonna leave, I am the snack.
What the hell?
She said, I gotta dust
myself off, and try again.
That old bag looks like
it'd pull you over.
I know he is not making fun of our bag.
Not everybody can have a damn
Hydro Flask like you, Hop.
Little VSCO girl.
Y'all just gonna let him butt his head
into that a million times
and get a little concussion?
I don't feel like talking
to strangers, TBH.
This is that champion of
the Galar Region money.
For the hundredth time, honestly, Hop,
you must learn some patience.
His mom is fed up with him,
just like the rest of the world is.
That's where I'm going.
You know Lee is hopeless with directions.
It is a walk straight to get here.
Now I don't know anything about straight.
It is not that hard to find this place.
You've still never met my big bro, right?
We're dating, so of course we've met.
He is my night in shining armor.
You would know nothing of our love.
Look at my little husband in
this little picture right here.
All his little trophies.
There's not a damn picture of
Hop in this house. (laughs)
His mom said, you are not relevant here.
Another white fridge.
Clearly, they're not that rich.
Unlike the men in this game,
we know exactly where to go.
I don't wanna go towards him.
I really don't wanna talk to him.
I feel like I should
be able to climb this.
Look, I'm ahead of you, you see?
You see what happens when
you snooze, you lose.
Okay, it's time for us to
have our faithful reunion
with our boyfriend.
Oh, he looks so good!
Hit that Charizard pose, yes!
That is what got me to be
in a relationship with you.
You hit that pose and I knew it was love.
She looks like she's ready to risk it all
for Champion Leon.
Look at you, Hop.
I reckon you've grown
exactly an inch a quarter
since the last time I saw you.
He called you short.
And those bright eyes over here.
You know exactly what to say, yes.
I've got it, you must be Angel.
Stop acting like we don't know each other.
We've been dating for so long.
You don't gotta introduce
yourself to me, baby.
He's like, we gotta go,
but not before, wabam!
Ah, they're all so cute.
So we put a poll on the
multiplayer community tab,
where y'all got to vote on
which was your favorite starter,
and as a result, by a landslide,
and I mean, it was not even close.
With over 60%, we will be going with--
Drum roll.
(drum roll)
Scorbunny!
We are going with Scorbunny
for this challenge.
Only one person suggested
a nickname for the Pokemon.
And so I really wanted to honor that,
and we're going to name him Heat Feet,
'cause he's like a little soccer player.
Yeah!
I'm aiming to be the next champion.
I'm so sorry, sweetie,
that is never gonna happen.
Damn, that's a lot of
food to be eating, Hop.
Did I spend the night at their--
Okay, well, they got a nice house,
I didn't mind spending
the night, TBH, you know.
Cuddled up with my
boyfriend, it's all good.
You might even become
worthy rivals for me,
the unbeatable Champion.
He is so full of himself,
I kind of like that in a guy.
What are you looking at her for, Lee?
He's looking at me,
'cause we're beautiful.
Also 'cause we're really talented,
but like, our beauty is
enchanting him right now.
Just having a Pokemon with you,
doesn't make you a real Trainer, you know?
I know you are not trying
to give me a lecture
on what it means to be a Pokemon Trainer,
when you have a starter
Pokemon and a Wooloo.
Please check yourself before
you wreck yourself, dude.
We are gonna slay him.
I'm not afraid of you,
I've never been afraid of you in my life.
You are challenged by Pokemon Trainer Hop.
Girl, you ain't even no
Pokemon Trainer, relax.
Let's go, Heat Feet, wabam!
Oh, you're gonna tackle us back
like we're that little gate back there.
Back in your Poke Ball.
Y'all can go in the Pokemon
Center, we just can't.
You're about to get burned.
I've been playing since
before you were born.
Burn down this little monkey.
And that is how we slay our first battle.
I like this little pose he's doing.
Eventually we're going to be able
to maybe afford some health
insurance in this game.
He healed us.
See, we don't need to go
to the Pokemon Center,
thanks to the kindness of our boyfriend.
I've got a favor of ask of you,
be a real rival to Hop.
I don't wanna actually
interact with Hop ever.
Anything for my boyfriend.
You two have a whole lot you
need to learn about Pokemon,
especially your friend, Angel.
He just complimented us, I just beat him.
Why are you lecturing me?
I guess we gotta go save the Wooloo.
I just don't wanna go anywhere with Hop.
It's really what's preventing
me from saying yes.
See, this is some white people stuff.
Y'all got me going through
the woods and stuff.
I would not normally do this.
That Wooloo, where do
you think it got off to?
I don't know, maybe let's
go farther than the entrance
than the damn forest and
then we'll get there.
Let's talk about the damn squirrel.
So anytime we run into one of these,
I'm just gonna kill them.
I have no desire to catch any of these,
I just want them gone.
I hope as I continue to do this,
their species will slowly
decline, that's my goal.
Goodbye, play again next time.
One less of the annoying squirrels.
This feels like "Frozen".
(vocalizing)
The squirrel again?
Burn down the whole forest if we have to.
Okay, Hidden Mist Jutsu over there.
That was a "Naruto"
reference if anyone got that,
I love you.
Little dog with sausage
links attached to his head.
Oh, his little ear got cut off.
He's been through some stuff.
He's like one of those
rescue dogs at the pound.
That was the Hidden Mist Jutsu again.
He's the one who used it.
Maybe this is Zabuza's dog.
Hopefully we don't end up
at the damn Pokemon Center,
because we really don't
have money for that.
And in comes Leon just as
we wake up, kind of weird.
Charizard being this close to the sheep
makes me very nervous.
I've seen "Game of Thrones",
dragons like to eat sheep.
I like this music though.
(light music)
Here we are, a bit of
pocket money for your money.
More money to buy potions.
Our mom is very pro buying
our medicine over the counter
and not using the Pokemon Center.
She understands that
we're doing this challenge
and it's hard.
Also, she's wearing really cute boots,
if you haven't noticed.
She has like little flower boots on.
East or west, home is best.
Our mom is a rapper.
Lay that beat down.
♪ East or west, home is best ♪
♪ Hop got me stressed, but I am blessed ♪
♪ Yes, yes, yes ♪
That's all I got, I really can't rap.
Okay, still not talking to that man.
Sir, don't look at me.
(Angel sighs)
Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop.
Ah, it's the damn squirrel.
Oh my gosh, he's doing
more damage than me.
We're about to lose to this squirrel.
Hit him with an Ember.
He is knocked out, thank God.
Everybody prayed.
You saw what I did to your friend,
and now you're scared, I get it.
The last time was a fluke
and I'ma let y'all know.
He wagged his little butt at
us, that is inappropriate.
Put a censor bar over that.
Last one, I'm so tired
of these damn squirrels.
I don't like how powerful
this squirrel population is.
Is no one doing anything about this?
Goodbye, squirrel.
We're gonna catch this
bird right here, bam!
And a one, and a two, and
a three, and a kachow!
I'm gonna ask a very
special friend of mine,
Miss Kelsey, she is going to
nickname our first Pokemon.
- [Kelsey] Hello?
- Hi, Kelsey.
- [Kelsey] Hi!
- I would love it if you could help me
nickname this Rookidee right here.
- [Kelsey] Well, I mean,
my first thought is like,
Tuxedo Mask, but that's kind of long.
- (laughs) I love that though.
- [Kelsey] 'Cause he looks
like he's wearing a mask.
My other idea was to name him Nani,
and you have to say it
like that every time.
I believe that it means what in Japanese.
And in anime they say it a lot.
- Nani? (laughs)
That's so beautiful.
Thank you so much, I'll talk to you later.
- [Kelsey] Okay, talk to you later, bye!
- We have Nani.
The best, girl.
Miss Sonia, herself.
She is the cutest, most fashion forward,
the most independent.
She just knows the way to my heart.
I like the way she cooks.
Don't underestimate her.
The iPhone 50 looks great.
They've got and navigation tool.
That said, Leon still gets lost.
So basically, men are useless.
My mother always taught me
not to talk to strangers
so this is very uncomfortable right now.
Okay, I feel like I should be happy
he just gave me a potion,
but like, I'm definitely not.
I feel like this is scary.
Like, why are you giving me this?
Okay, I need you to get away from me.
Walk away, sir.
Sir, why are you talking
to more strangers?
Stop!
Oh, he said, why are you doing all that?
Put that dramatic music right here.
(dramatic tune)
This is the bane of our existence.
We can not go here at all.
Yes, I've never been inside of one,
'cause guess what, we can't afford it.
I just want you to stop talking to me.
The second we get to a Pokemon Center,
Hop wants to bring me in here.
Oh, you can not trust men.
They're just always ruining things.
Honestly, this is like the
Gucci store of this game.
I'm ready to go in.
Look at this fashionable lady outside.
We have like $31,000
right now, which is like,
enough for a minor cosmetic
surgery at the moment.
I don't love that there's
only loafers here.
We literally can not afford
to be spending all this money
and we literally just spent like $20,000.
You can not beat this
game without looking cute.
Bring it to the runway.
Bring it to the runway.
If you're a Pokemon Trainer now,
you must want to try your
hand at the Gym Challenge.
I'ma do it just 'cause you're doing it
and I'm trying to ruin your life.
Okay, at least our boyfriend is here
to save the day.
Him in the back.
Only look at you, little Angel.
He called us little,
so you think I'm skinny, yes!
Look, he gave us all these Poke Balls
and not one for his little brother.
Exactly, he cares about us, he loves us.
We got stopped by Swiper
the Fox from "Dora".
I have no beef with you,
but I'm still gonna burn you alive.
I'ma show you what beat up is, okay?
(laughs) Yes, with the zoom in.
It's common manners for Pokemon Trainers
to battle when their eyes meet.
That's kind of weird.
What if like, we're in the
urinal or something like that.
I guess we shouldn't be
looking at each other.
(laughs) I feel like,
that's maybe the moral of the story here.
Oh my gosh, he would have the squirrel.
We are trying to exterminate
this colony of squirrels.
I'm so tired of them.
It's squirrel for dinner tonight, y'all.
There's so many damn squirrels.
I'm just gonna keep beating them
until there's no more of them.
We're cute and strong,
you're cute and strong,
let's see who's cuter and stronger.
I'm not afraid.
My mom didn't raise a
punk, I'll tell you that.
She raised a boy who wears
makeup and has Pikachu ears,
but she didn't raise no punk, okay?
And that is how you defeat small children
while on your way to
becoming the greatest.
Listen, small children gotta learn too.
Hop just annoys me in ways I
didn't know I could be annoyed.
Why are you here?
Go home.
Go home to your nice house.
Yes, he healed us.
See, we don't need to go
to the Pokemon Center.
Our boyfriend is always looking for us
and that's what important.
Hop, shut up.
Nani, lead, Nani.
Why is Kelsey like this?
She really has us calling
this little bird, Nani.
I'm gonna do this for you, Leon,
because I want you to love me.
And if earning your love is gotten through
beating up your little brother,
I am willing to do that for you.
Especially because your little brother
is the bane of my existence.
Too nervous to eat berries?
No, we are trying to be natural.
We're trying to be all vegan.
Very BuzzFeed Goodful.
Yes, make a wish.
I wish that we will get a
better refrigerator later.
Hop, you better stop shouting at me.
There's like a pro and a con to this.
Pros, we heal.
Cons, we slept in a
stranger's house again.
They gave us a nice little
bracelet, wristband.
A nice little accessory to
go with our amazing outfit
that we picked out.
The legend of my reign
is finally about to--
You have no reign, I am
the actually queen here.
Can you go now?
Yes, run, please.
Please, run away.
Wabam, wabam, wabam, wabam, wabam,
wabam, wabam, wabam, wabam, wabam.
How long we gonna spin?
Y'all could never.
I'm a dance major now.
Wabam!
We have triumphed in the face of adversity
when we don't have any health insurance.
I like how the squirrels
are running from us
ever since we hurt them.
Okay, we'll fight you too.
Why not?
No!
No.
We don't have health insurance.
We do not have health insurance
to be reviving Pokemon out here.
We just have like a dead bird right now.
I need to heal, but not
in the conventional way.
In a way that's different.
Hello, chubby man.
We're just gonna buy some
over the counter medicine.
You know, some Vicks VapoRub.
So that way we can heal
our little Pokemon.
We're gonna bring him back.
What were you doing this whole time?
A small dog killed my bird,
that's what I was doing.
Why did we have to ride
the train with Hop,
couldn't he have gone ahead?
Thank you so much everyone for tuning in
to this challenge.
As you can see, it's a little difficult.
Our bird did die, but we brought him back.
We got two members on the team.
Let's see if we can get
some more members next time.
Let us know in the comments
that you want a part two.
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I wanna hear from y'all, let me know
exactly what y'all want me to do.
I will see y'all next time.
Bye, everybody!
(light music)
