- Hey everyone, I'm Colleen Ballinger
If you just clicked on this
video for the first time, hello,
welcome to my channel,
welcome to this video.
You are about to see me try
on some weird, some pretty,
some cute, some disgusting
wedding dresses.
If you've already seen this
video and you're confused
as to why it got deleted and
now it's being re uploaded,
and now I'm talking to you,
I'm about to explain that right now.
If you don't want to sit
through that explanation,
you can click to watch the
video at this time code,
but for those of you who want to know
what the heck is going on,
because apparently a lot of
you are really upset on Twitter
when the video got deleted,
here's the explanation.
Basically YouTube now has a lot
of new regulations and rules
in order to keep a video up on YouTube
and to make it be successful.
Well, YouTube found something
wrong with my video,
trying on wedding
dresses, and they decided
to de-monetize the video
and limit the video.
If you post a video and
it's made for children,
they'll de-monetize it.
They'll limit your video.
They'll hide the video,
they'll take the comments off the video.
If you upload a video and
it's too mature, too adult,
they'll de-monetize your video.
They'll limit your video and
you'll basically get penalized.
Okay, so if you're somewhere in between,
which is where I am,
you can still do things,
say things, act certain ways,
do certain things that
will punish you essentially
and make it so your video's
limited, or de-monetized
And that's what happened here.
YouTube found something
wrong inside my video,
and they decided to do you
monetize it and limit it.
This has happened to me in the past.
And when it does happen to me,
the video kind of becomes a dead video.
It doesn't get very many views.
It doesn't get very many shares.
It doesn't get very many clicks
and it obviously makes no money.
In the past when this has happened to me,
I've just kind of been
like, oh well, that happens.
That sucks, moving on.
But this video, I worked
really, really hard on,
it took me weeks to
make it's, I spent over
a thousand dollars on the dresses.
I don't really want this
video to be a dead video.
So I'm doing an experiment.
We edit it and we upload
it and see what happens.
This could be a horrible experiment
and no one could watch
this video and, oh well,
but at least I tried.
Or it could do well and
you guys all watch it
and you like it and you
comment and do all the things
and it's a success.
And this is something I
could do again in the future.
If YouTube decides that they
hate another one of my videos.
So, (laughing) without
further ado, here's the video.
But before we get started,
I just want to say one last thing.
Make sure to vote on what
your favorite dress is
because I might wear it
when I do my wedding party
with Eric later this year,
but also, vote on your
least favorite dress
because whatever is your
least favorite dress,
I've decided I'm going to
wear for a full 24 hours
everywhere I go, Taco
Bell, Target, to bed.
I will wear the ugliest dress
that you guys have chosen
for a full 24 hours.
I love you guys.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for being patient with me.
And thanks for being my
friends that I can vent to
when weird things happen with my job.
Bye guys, have a great day.
Hey guys, it's me, Colleen Ballinger.
And behind me are boxes
of wedding dresses.
I'm so excited.
(upbeat music)
You guys recently saw me order
a bunch of dresses on Amazon.
Yes, you can order
wedding dresses on Amazon,
which blew my mind.
So I made a video ordering
all of my favorite gowns on Amazon.
You guys watched it, you liked it.
And now I'm going to try
on these wedding dresses.
So right now I'm just going
to take them out of the box
and out of the packaging and hang them up
so that they can kind
of like hang and dangle
and get out the wrinkles and whatnot.
And I'm going to let them
chill for a day or two.
And then I'll put them
on, but had to film me,
opening them up 'cause I have a feeling
it's going to be really funny.
How none of these dresses look,
anything like the pictures.
Okay, I'm so excited.
This one looks small, (laughing).
I'm nervous these are all
going to be just a hot mess.
Here we go, the first
one, oh, it's a short one.
Oh, this is actually, oh my God,
there's like black smudges on it already.
See this like black smudge
on the dress already.
I, you guys watched, I just
to get out of the package
and it already has smudges.
It's awesome see-through but
you know, maybe that's cool.
- [Kory] It looks like
you should be goddesses
from Hercules, like,
♪ Bless my soul, oh yes. ♪
Doesn't it?
- This one is obviously not white.
I bought a couple of
options that were like blush
or off white or whatever.
So this one, oh, oh my God,
the boob pads, (laughing).
This one, has a little bit of a train.
It said it was blush, but it's actually
more like skin color.
Like it's literally the color of my skin,
but you can see just boob pads in it.
Not even trying to hide like
the pads that get crumpled up
when you buy a cheap bathing suit.
Do you like this one?
- [Guy] It's great.
- You think it's great.
Oh my, here's this one,
this one feels heavy.
It feels like good quality.
So it has like lace on
the top and the bottom
is like different rufflies.
This one's kind of a good one, I feel.
I mean, it's not gorge,
but it's pretty good.
The back is cute, it
has like buttons on it.
And it's like a see-through
lace, but it's very wrinkled.
This packaging of this dress looks fancy.
So this one might have been the more,
one of the more expensive ones,
like closer to $100 range.
(gasping) Oh my God, I love it.
It was very poofy in the pictures.
This one's pretty.
Well, I have seen the picture,
it was very poofy
and it's not very poofy in real life.
I bought a petticoat.
So hopefully that will help poof these out
when I'm ready to poof them, (laughing).
And of course for giving you a dirty look,
this one might be bad.
- [Kory] Oh, why is it a off color?
- It, Oh my God, it says "stain".
There's a sticker on it, (laughing).
- [Kory] I told you.
- There's a sticker on
it that says "stain".
There's a little stain right here.
Why does it say stain?
Why would they ship it to me like that?
They forgot to take that
off because it literally
is a stain right here.
It was cheap so that makes sense.
Oh my God, I love that
it has a sticker on it.
I bet it was so that someone could see it
and then knew to fix it
before shipping it out.
And then they just didn't.
This one smells like
fish, Kory smell this.
- [Kory] Oh Colleen
- It's smells like fish.
Oh it stinks, it's like
loofing the fish smell
as I was turn, it inside out.
This one was another
one that in the picture,
it was like really poofy.
So this one has like a sparkly belt
and it smells like fish.
And lace on the bottom of the fishy tulle.
Girl, this one stinks so bad.
- [Kory] I liked the fish smell.
- You would.
Okay, here's another one that said
it was like a blush color,
but it's actually more of
the color of like skin.
I don't know about one.
- [Kory] That is mother of the bride.
- That is mother of the bride central.
Okay, this looks like it's a veil.
Okay, so this veil's
actually kind of cute.
It has like sparklies on the trim.
So you put it on like this
and then you go like.
(magical music)
Ooh, this one looks satiny.
It looks so weird.
What is this?
Oh, I think this is the
one when I saw it online,
Eric said, is that a lamp?
I'm pretty sure this is
the one of the Eric said,
is that a lamp?
Next.
So this one is like a 50s style one.
This is like the show curtains.
- [Kory] Yes.
- This is hideous.
This looks like our show curtains.
It the same material and the same shape.
I think this is another veil.
One more guys.
And I have one more coming
in the mail tomorrow
or the next day, but I just
wanted to let these hang.
Oh no, this is the mermaid style.
Okay, the only other things I bought
were like diamond bead belts.
So I've got this little belt and this one.
This is pretty.
This is very exciting.
There are all the dresses.
And in a couple of days, I'm
going to try them all on.
So I'll see you guys in a couple of days.
Okay, today is the day.
I'm doing it, I was waiting
for one more dress to arrive
that's really funny and amazing,
but I just got a notification
that it's not going
to arrive for like seven more days.
So I'm not waiting that long.
I'm trying on the ones that I have.
And eventually I'll try on the
other one when it gets here.
But whatever, I'm gonna try these on.
My mom is here, my dad is here.
Kory's here, Eric's here.
The baby's here and Gus is here.
He's coming, Gus has arrived.
Are you going to watch?
He's ready.
Let's get started.
Okay, my love, you get to
pick out the first one.
- [Kory] This one.
- That's just an under skirt.
You want a poofy one first,
we can do a poofy one first.
- [Kory] Go poof.
- Okay, here's, I think this one.
Good.
We have chosen the fishy one.
This one smells like fish
Mom, this was showing
me up and I was like, oh
this smells like fish.
- Do I say anything, oh
wait, it's the dress.
- Was that me?
Oh my god, this is pretty, Amazon.
- Yeah it is pretty.
- Oh my god wait, why is it pretty.
- [Mom] Gorgeous.
- [Kory] Very princess.
- Fishy couture is giving me everything.
Wait, this one's pretty.
Okay, we gotta complete the look.
Oh my god, I think this looks pretty.
- [Mom] That one is a winner.
- This is so, I can't believe Amazon.
This is not an add or
a sponsorship but like
it should be because I
think everyone should buy
their wedding dress on
Amazon now, (laughing).
Now this one was re, this is gorge.
One out of 10 what would you give it?
- [Kory] Beautiful.
I dunno.
I don't know, 'cause I
haven't seen other ones.
- I would give, so far
this one's my favorites.
(laughing)
I would give this like, I
feel like an eight or a nine.
Like I feel like it's
good and it was cheap.
I love a bargain.
- [Kory] Are you still
wearing jeans underneath?
- Yeah, I'm wearing jeans.
Order in the court, I object.
What do we think guys?
By the way, I'm keeping with
my theme of cheap outfits
because of these heels, I got
from a store called Windsor
and they were on sale for $15.
- [Kory] It doesn't look
like a wedding dress.
- It doesn't look like a wedding dress.
- [Mom] It's a pretty dress though.
That makes it.
- Not really.
- [Kory] It still doesn't
feel like a wedding.
- It still looks real, not like a wedding.
I give this dress a two out of 10.
- [Kory] Just a two?
- Two out of 10.
- [Kory] You look great,
but it doesn't look
like a wedding dress.
It looks like a tablecloth.
- Where going with the
Miranda Sings curtain
for the next dress.
She's too big on me.
You know what, I just
need to show you guys
how this is literally the
curtains for my Miranda Sings.
old show, no offense.
I would just like to point out
it's literally the exact material.
And now I'm wearing it as a dress.
(laughing)
Let's give this one, a one a one.
That made it worse.
(laughing)
I mean, I love a sparkle,
but like this is not a wedding dress.
(laughing)
This one's going to be rough.
- [Kory] This is for a sexy woman.
- But like look at my boobs
are going underneath the pads.
- [Kory] Are you supposed to take me out?
- Now 'cause then there's nothing there
and you just see the full nip.
Okay, this, these pads are insane.
Like really?
You couldn't even attempt to hide them.
Like this doesn't look
like a wedding dress.
This looks like something
you'd wear underneath a wedding dress.
- [Mom] It looks like you're
a nursing mother bridal dress.
- This looks like he bought it
for a maternity shoot, right?
Like this is a maternity shoot dress.
- [Kory] Yes.
- I mean, this is not good.
This is a zero out of 10.
- [Kory] I like it.
- You like this?
No you don't, the boob pads are
crazy, like, it's so insane.
- [Kory] Yeah, without those.
- But then you do see my entire boobs.
See that just, this is
not a veil type dress.
Going back to needing it (mumbles).
I feel like it has potential.
If this was not, like they
could have done a lace,
but not clear and then
gotten rid of the boob pads
and this would have been kind of cute.
Let's do the fifties dressed.
This one's cute, all right.
Don't watch, I'm getting naked.
See this one could be cute.
I liked the idea of it.
Like I wish this whole
top, like part was gone.
'cause if it was just a strapless,
I feel like it'd be really cute.
Like I feel like we should rip this off.
- [Man] Do it.
- Let me think.
This much so I can tuck it.
- I don't want to poke you.
Ooh, there went the zipper.
- Anyway, we could always
replace the zipper.
I feel like this one is cute now.
That's way better.
(baby babbling)
What do you think?
(laughing)
You think that's funny?
Where's Nate?
Peekaboos.
Okay, I would give this
one, a five out of 10.
This one came really fast.
This one was Amazon Prime,
it literally came the next day.
- [Kory] Finally.
- Lamp!
(laughing)
you like the one?
- There's stains.
- Oh my god, so many
stains. all the way down.
- [Kory] Ew.
It's all stains.
- Could you imagine if we were like, okay,
this is going to be my
wedding dress and you got it
and it was covered in stains?
This is horrible.
What, is this your favorite?
- [Kory] I really like it, yes.
It looks like a, what are they called?
The fitted sheets that you put on a bed.
It looks like it looks like,
- (laughing) A fitted sheet.
- [Kory] It looks like
you made a fitted sheet.
- Okay, well, here we go, la di da.
- [Kory] What's happening?
- (laughing) This one is so bad.
This is the worst.
Well, I don't know if it's
worse than the last one,
but it's not good.
First of all, it's
supposed to be like really,
really, really form
fitting until the bottom.
And it's very loose.
- [Kory] Well why is the see-through part
with the part under it shorter than?
- Because it's trash.
What do you think, Kor?
What if I spin in it?
- [Kory] Yeah.
That looks cool.
Yeah, there you go.
- [Man] Just do that
all night, (laughing).
- Oh my god, I would give
this dress a one out of 10.
- [Kory] It's supposed
to be a wedding dress?
- It was in the wedding dress section.
- [Kory] It looks like an,
like a grandmother's bath tile.
- I can see that?
- [Kory] You can see what I'm saying?
Like the same color too.
- This one is not flattering.
I feel like everything's
in the wrong place.
Oh, it gets worse as you look at it.
Why does it look like this?
I thought, okay, first
of all, it doesn't fit.
So it's a little big, but like
there's no way to cinch it.
Even if you could, this is horrendous.
This looks like what Miranda
would wear at a wedding.
If you have a figure it will
make sure to get rid of it.
That's what this dress does.
It's like, you got a nice figure.
I'm going to destroy that for
you right now, don't worry.
We're going for stain next guys.
Okay, here we go, this is stain.
Okay, there's a lot of things
I have to say about stain.
I have a little bit of a
sentimental attachment to stain
because of the fact that
it has a sticker on it
that says stain covering up the stain,
but also look at a static electricity.
(laughing)
- [Kory] Oh, I can hear it.
- I like this trimming.
I mean it's not the
worst dress I've tried on
but it's certainly awful.
What do you think, love?
- [Kory] I love stain.
- You love stain?
Okay, let's finish it off with a veil.
And I feel like we could do
one of the belts with this one.
The idea of this dress is kind of fun,
but the execution is a huge fail.
This is insane.
The static electricity of this.
(laughing)
Ouch!
(Colleen shouting)
Ow, that shocked my vagina.
I wouldn't give him the
dress like a two out of 10,
but because it just
shocked my entire vagina,
I got free laser hair
removal, so it's a (mumbles)
- That was the easiest to get into.
- [Man] Silky, dream.
- This is kind of fun.
- [Man] Iridescent.
- I feel like I would glow
in dark in this dress.
This looks like, it doesn't fit me right.
It needs to be a little tighter.
It's like baggy and areas
that most girls have hips.
I don't have those.
Most girls have a butt.
I don't have that.
So it's like saggy in
the area where most girls
would fill it out, but
I kind of like this one.
I feel like Cleopatra.
- [Man] It looks like
Bianca Del Rio made the top.
- Shade to Bianca Del Rio.
What do you think love,
do you like this one?
- [Kory] It's soft.
- It is soft.
You like this one?
- [Kory] Oh no.
(laughing)
- Compared to the other dresses.
A three or four out of 10.
What do you give it love?
- [Kory] Two.
- He gives it a poo.
Okay.
- [Mom] This is a pretty one.
- I'm not mad at this one.
- [Man] I like it.
I think this is pretty, wait
give me the little thin.
This was supposed to be
mermaid style, but it's not
because I don't have hips or thighs.
Like it's supposed to be
tight all the way down
to like there, but this
one's not bad actually.
Like this one should
be tight down to there,
but actually I like a better without that.
It has a train.
This one's kind of nice.
I like this one.
Do you like my dress?
(baby babbles)
Momma, is it pretty?
This has sparkles, look
then, look. Look here.
Sparkles.
(baby babbles)
(laughing)
you like it?
I like this one, I think
it's really pretty.
I like that we started
and ended with a bang
I feel like the first one's gorgeous
and I think this one's really pretty too.
And it feels nice.
It like feels like a
good quality material.
It feels like a good quality dress.
Granted, the bow should be up on here.
Not down on my butt hole but,
this is pretty.
I like this one.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- This one might be my favorite.
- [Kory] Yeah, I think it's mine.
We ended with a favorite.
Marry me.
- Okay.
Come on, come through Amazon.
We had to go through a
lot of duds to get here,
but this is really nice.
And it's not, it doesn't
look like it looks
in the picture, in the picture
it's like an hour glass.
It looks like that.
- [Kory] You wouldn't have it
like tailored though, right?
- Yeah, if it was how it's supposed to be.
It would be like that way, so like.
- [Kory] Yeah.
- Get my body a little more.
I love this dress.
- [Kory] Say yes, say yes to this dress.
- Actually, it's not my decision.
It's yours. (gasping)
(upbeat music)
I'm not wearing, whatever.
(laughing)
The cat's literally throwing up.
(laughing)
(laughing)
Oh sexy, I'm rich.
What is your favorite dress?
We just tried them all on.
Leave the comments below.
This has been so much fun.
I'm like obsessed with this.
So let me know in the comments.
If there's other things you
think I should do this with.
I'm having too much fun though,
I don't want to take this off.
I really like it.
But I also really want
a Chik-fil-A sandwich.
So I gotta take it off 'cause I gotta go.
Oh my God you guys,
it's a couple days later
and I just got the final wedding dress.
And it is wrapped in Saran Wrap.
This one is going to be the weirdest.
I don't know what Saran
Wrap and what's the dress.
Oh my god.
I am not in the mood.
It's late at night.
I'm so tired.
But we gotta try it on for the video.
(bells ringing)
(playful music)
(Colleen singing)
- Winner winner, chicken dinner.
- Had to be on, (Colleen sings)
Do you like this one?
Do you like this one?
(baby grunts)
Are you pooping?
- [Kory] Oh my gosh he is.
- Thanks for watching everybody,
if you like this video
give it a thumbs up and
leave a comment below.
Tell me what your favorite dress was,
but also tweet me or
comment on my Instagram
and tell me what I should do
next, because this was so fun.
I'm like sad that it's done.
I'm like, what else can I do?
Because this was so much fun.
So let me know, give me your ideas.
I started doing this video
because you guys suggested
that I make a wedding
dress out of Jojo bows
and then it turned into this.
So give me more ideas because
you guys are smarter than me.
I love you.
I will see you guys on
tour Mirandasings.com
to get tickets and I'm not
going to take off this dress.
Goodbye.
