-♪ Teachers should make a
billion dollars ♪
♪ And get more vacation time ♪
♪ They spend their days
wrangling all our crazy kids ♪
♪ When they go out, they should
get free bottomless wine ♪
♪ Teachers deserve
a month-long spa day ♪
♪ Hang cucumbers on their eyes ♪
♪ 'Cause if you ask them
why the spa's using veggies ♪
♪ They'll explain
it's because of the enzymes ♪
♪ Teachers should have a
prom for teachers ♪
♪ So they can dress in
fancy clothes ♪
♪ The guidance counselor does
the Toosie Slide ♪
♪ And the students
have to chaperone ♪
"Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones,
no grinding.
♪ Teachers should make
a billion dollars ♪
♪ And when it's time
for arts and crafts ♪
♪ They should get
swarmed by paparazzi ♪
♪ Who demand
selfies and autographs ♪
♪ Teachers shouldn't have to
pay their taxes ♪
♪ They should get cheered
around the clock ♪
♪ At the bank, they should throw
money at them ♪
♪ And at Chipotle, they should
always get free guac ♪
♪ Teachers should make
a billion dollars ♪
Yes, they should.
♪ Teachers should
make a billion dollars ♪
♪ Teachers should make
a billion dollars ♪
♪ Teachers should
make a billion dollars ♪
♪ Twice a week ♪
