Okay, you got this group of idiots together. Why do you need all right there bruce?
How dare you our twits my character's name is [Marietta] so probables
He's a week's you're excited because a dragon to me obvious is that I am maybe a little more excited
He is a he's using a car filled coaster dwarf
Paladin a mountain dwarf paladin like that as background is a folk hero, [and] he is a neutral good alignment
Hello fellow Adventurers. I'm rack skin bar tooth racks and racks and bar tooth. I am a fighter
And my background is out of a noble. I'm a human and I am a true neutral my name is dirk been floored
[I] know what you're thinking. It sounds a lot like Derek is different. It's a dear name in [Dirac] [your] eirick
No, [don't] don't divert Derek died Derek there dear. It's your dear dear dear
I'm a human Barbarian. [I] have great hair
[you're] probably noticing
My appearance is a little bit different than the rest of you. I am human. I assure you despite my animal-like features
I do have dog ears and a tail and
Somewhat overgrown fur on my face, but I am a human being it's a long story. Don't worry about it. My name is
[shanter] cock, [I] think I probably try and talk like that as much as I possibly go
[creator]
I fling our tea flame or whatever [tiefling]. Yeah, that was tea fling. I'm a tea flicks trash
I'm at a place or serer
I was a street urchin that was I had to survive on the streets for very many years
I believe I'm neutral good. Yeah. I am neutral good. So I will usually err on the side of good
Yeah, I have a little picture because I I like to get into but a character art to come you a drag racer
Huh?
We'll find out but the character. I will be performing for the duration of our play sessions is named [Grimaud] rude fellow
g-spot to his friends uh
He's a rogue Arcane Trickster
Lightfoot halfling sure neutral left his home and from the jaw in the gyre
Under circumstances Beyond his own control of what the gyre. [I] think I've heard of that
What now a giant the shire the giant [yo] uh?
We don't wanna get sued bruce. Please green was also smoker hi, please
So my name is Decker Rootkit. Which is a very fantastic name
He's chaotic neutral and he is from perhaps a time in a land unknown to this realm
He has a sweet long duster jacket and for
Nine, it'll say fool. Yeah, please continue to use the adjectives, so we know what you think I?
Got a totally sick nasty
1992 like Apple Mac Laptop book for some reason he's extremely dismissive of all those around him for reasons we may find
Eventually and you're a wizard [I] am a wizard
What he tells himself [I] suppose although about your life
You find yourselves in a small unnamed old fast in the frontier plains of Southern guy?
L Mary Addis Dirac Grimaud and shatter cock sit quietly in a small room on the second floor of the tower now
[smoking] is bad for your health. [oh] you and know you got a nice pair of lungs on you
Titties yeah, I think you mean [zero] hey, thank you. Ahh grimaud. Can you lend me one of ye cigs?
You think I disgusted with the hand out to the folks like you
What a strange accent which part of the gyre do you come [from] how you know where I'm from?
It says on your jacket
Company I hire
oh
My God cuz I'm [fuckin] major [hargrove] is a giant slab of a man
He's dressed in plate mail six and a half feet [tall] with great
close-Cropped hair
Looking at him. You [know] he sees some real shit gentlemen. There's been [a] place
Tiefling creature and gentlemen whoa, there's been a prison break at Krasny [Er]
Resources have been dispatched in all directions to try and clean up this mess
The current state of our glorious nation has this undermanned out here on the frontier
Which is why we've called on your assistance to orcs known as the [moondog] brothers are among the escapees
This is a truly despicable pair
Century Years, I'm just listening
Your task is to track down the moondogs and apprehend or eliminate them both. I'm gonna slam my laptop closed McIL. York's got [it]
Let's get out of here hold on why we need to kill these orcs. Maybe we can negotiate Arc's who's not Friday works?
Looks like we've been hired to do that. You're really gonna do the voice huh, right as a young fighter
Amongst new friends, I has been I don't know you you're not friends. Oh in my experience
It has been known best to elect a leader that isn't me what me neither. I've already here authority
I'm already here with this guy yeah, so I'm just gonna do whatever he says. I'm just gonna follow him all right
Why should we listen to you? You kind of look like a moon dog yourself. You're goofy, but fuck
House for a second I'm going to cut this thing's head off who should we put it to a vote?
Let's put two up all in Favor Mary, Addis. [oh] all right to our leader [you're] [honest]
Very honest okay, so you guys walk out of the tower long go out into the yard and go to the quartermaster
He's he's under a tent
we're
Never Gonna get into me thirsty so quartermaster Davon
hams Decker a big old box it's got two weeks of rations for everybody a horn and
For potions of healing so here you go, Mr.
Dekker [you] can parse this out to whoever as you see fit cheryl hold on to it you
[better] hold on to it. Good it is in a backpack that only has one strap on it
Yeah, that's in your bag bunch of paper on the back can I tell you?
Decker stats might am I allowed to know that uh?
[no], okay. Bye. [okay]? [I] just want to talk about his Charisma, and how it's too high [no]
on this match
[forgot] [Martin] objected root of the moon dog look at this man the way I expect them to take east to the border with Turner
Hey, we should start out east northeast as soon as you are able you should catch their trail in about two or three days
Best of luck to you and your crew, sir you guys walk out of the gates of the hold fast
There's a tiny camp outside. Maybe some traveling merchants over here if one of you really needs to find a whore
That's probably there, but there's not a lot going on [heart] it's gupta perhaps
Melhor so you want to go through the low [Bohtan] hills towards Jn. See Mary's little right?
Agreed then we'd we sing our song
Is let me go
Lita Scream, uh tell me what you want run to the hills right for our lives
Run to the hills run for our lives copyright
don't like me which is just all join it like we marched through the mountains of
not more dorms Gonna
the giants there with these, but folks well sing
You get at least hal yes
And the song is it over we go?
May we never speak to one another ever yeah, that's how many
Kilometers shire miles shire miles do we have to go Char's per hour?
Let's say you guys are [travelling] yeah
I've been travelling East borough no half a day now the grassy plains killings have turned into the Rolling hills
The land starts to [arch] [Skyward] the clouded skies have broken in the sun beats down on you. There's large wolves aw. Damn it
stand
About there, that's all problem
They're snarling and nasty oh they want you to turn back, okay?
So I said oh Mac at them yeah the [tariff] Barqueta resumes next dirty chat box for wing
You wasting blood your phone? [I] like you stun her style
You guys already fucking
I'm gonna move up. Yeah move up to there and kind of like get up behind this rock here, or yeah
Yeah, yeah, wherever I'm as far up as I'm allowed to go
I'm gonna run here, so I almost maybe have a little cover here, and then try and scream at them and ward them off
Be threatening and menacing roll your scream argh
See ya Rollin intimidation check okay?
Which one which die is that sorry roll a D20 that's what everybody mad a lot of follower for intimidation is [right]?
intimidation I have
asthma
Nope nothing for intimidation. Damn it
[should've] thought of that said of Charisma check. Oh, I got three okay. They are not at all affected [by] you [oh]
I'm Gonna Cast Fire Bowl
is a canned trip on
This little guy right [here] hip so that's 13 plus 3 is 16
Okay, that misses sorry wow rob our bolt goes whizzing right handsome whichever wolf you were aiming at Whizzes right past these are dexter
So they're wolves man. Yeah, they don't like to get cama cama fire. I'm all drunk too, so
Wait, wow you're drunk. [uh] I mean in character
Thank you as a human being but help [dunk] [are] you how many drinks down? Well? It's it's sunny now
So we didn't bring any like flagons of the [ale] in the road. He's got some secret
well, not you know my character does hold a bottle ah
But I do have character get you guys. I have my javelin. [I] have problems drunk drunk
You're gonna have to roll it disadvantage. If you're like if you have nice buzz. I'll give you a penis
It's a buzz yeah, I'm confident. That's why I'm so close, and I have a job yeah, no
I'm not well said it would be a [negative] to my role. I just feel a little loose
Yeah, I can [fight] a lot good yeah. Yeah, so you get to roll advantage on this okay?
So how much space is that that's enough to throw my oh. Yeah, okay?
Okay, throw my [220] [nice] and right through [peek] into the wall [that]
Was your decks mom ah [which] is actually your you have advantage on that so you can roll that again. I'll do it again. Oh
That's in yes, [all] right [that] misses oh
I'm going to shoot the [wolves] [just] scare them away, so thought is you're allowed to shout no intimidate sure
So should I what should I how should [I] cast is just ruled each one each one be you go?
11
Do you have anything in an intimidation or anything? I do that's why I chose this move okay? It's a [+6] oh shit alright
Yeah, shot something in well then um
A little evil. [oh] look at [that]. Happy just a son expect that specific the bully some
bullshit
All right
[whoop] speaks English there
We go, so he starts to take off [uh-oh] worked look at you. Yeah
I got a whip and I'm the ranger that whip uh
I don't know [fifty] feet you. Don't have anything you can throw it I?
Have a whip okay to intimidation tricks. You gonna get that cool chin scar
Say 4 Plus 2 6 jesus no man
That wolf is not at all affected by your strong wolves it looked real cool for a second
I'm gonna do the best I can to smash this thing with my mace who's still attacking me a
2013 Plus
3 alright that hits so you've done four damage for that one, so I'm gonna run. I'm
Gonna Run behind here and hide behind the rocks and smoke
[haha]
So there is a spell I'm really excited to say this out loud [Chris] digitation all prestidigitation. [yeah]
Presentation for us to the Detection it basically means I can just make fucking nerd lights show up wherever I'm sure a minor magical trick
That novice spellcaster [use] [you] for practice [you] one of the poly magical effects pictures like Sparks lights
I can clean or soil [an] object yeah
I can chill warmer flavor up to one cubic foot of nonliving material so which one of those are you doing?
I'm gonna make like Sparkle lights, Emma like in front of the wolf and then make it move away so basically she's right
It's like jingle Jingle key you're right. It does hang use little white jubilee okay? So it's distracted
It looks right at you no no no no no no no
Which way did you do?
I make those targets in front of it, and then I move the sparkles this way, so the Sparkles are off in this direction
Yeah, like right around king right, so the wolf turns around and looks a little shiny bright sparkly things good
You got him just wanted him to not non. [no], what is that? Yes? It'll thank you. [I] move behind the wolf
Okay, yeah that an attack of opportunity. I then take a moment to pray to my family's God
Like I release my prayer, and I say dear Lord
May I kill this wolf and protect my heart eating your new friend Mary. [that's] the damn joke
Please protect everyone. Uh Derek looks like he's in trouble. He could use the help oh my God, and then I swing my great axe
For haha [plus] [5] plus [5] okay, so you totally killed that motherfucker. Yeah
Right how you finish off that wall I take my great hacks as I jet like one would cut a log I go
[hold-hold] and I go for father
And I aim at its neck. Oh okay, so you took that things at all yes, we asked with great prejudice
Oh, well, I smell work really well, so I'm gonna do acid splash. Are you praying to earlier? I mean that's my family
I don't know what you pray to you. I pray Tarak said it's for what no yeah alright today mmm. We beheaded one
We're gonna burn the skin off the other lives. I'm Gonna go into a rage
I'm gonna rage out cuz the acid is [likin] strength yes, so uh
[now] I fight with primal ferocity that I'm gonna reach around as the wolf comes in and try and grab it
Scruff so episode 20 so you you succeed and so I grabbed it and I press it down [into] the ground wow oh Jesus
And I don't look at it, and I go [hey] or die
Okay, I run over there
brandishing my mace
Trying to smash it [correct] and my approach [uses] a choice. He's in Smith. I just like that. I'm holding this thing down
I didn't hear him whispering to the wall
it is
[your] friends, oh well
Do it do it my beer you do whatever you're gonna do there and then my war cries
kill The Unis
Thank you, Raxin, and I try and smash it [with] my mace you have a choice. I'll kill it [one]
you're willing back shouting - thank you Roxanne, [and] you actually smash right into
Derek's foot, no I can't just miss no you missed you missed extra bad yeah one of those things
Some of the wolves friends show up. Oh
No, remo is Gonna stealthily come around this way
His full speed
Which is like?
[25] feet yeah, I think you're smokers there and smell your cigarettes. Did you farther than iron?
I think anyone's masturbated to grimaud yet
Yes, I guess I will fire bolt
This little feller, I roll the four above my spots. [oh], oh, sorry
[oh], oh, I thought you said you rolled a 9 +4 no no it is what I call a wizard. Okay nice. I was cousland
like as a boomerang daggers like hold on I hacked it with the
Dead wolf's head in my right hand. [I] place it upon my helm, and I saw has a
Intimidation fat lighter stuff in there yeah, I turned
To Wolf B
as I move up to him with my great axe still in a fury of
Joy Drunken rage it
looks like my father before me I
Swing my great axe
as I scream the great words of my family um
Party on so you killed that guy. [hey]
[hold] [over] describe how you kill Devil as blood drips from his fallen Brethren onto my brow. I scream. I'm sorry
hahaha
Magic missile
[matches] the time has [come] I cast magic missile a little [froggies] wolves pretty good all three hit oh
I guess I gotta cut it. I got its kind [of] kill. It didn't run I gave it a choice [all] right, so
That choice was taken from you, but [hurry]
I take my lately [very] scimitar foot hmm while holding it down, and I just bring it [down] at it
He's not not looking so yeah aim for the wolf this time
Yeah, I'm gonna try and Bludgeon it with my [mace] [and] finish it [on]
three uh
Plus my modifier. [I] don't know. [oh] man. It's barely got them with our herald wolves turn. Oh
What let's say the one that's right next to you guys
Lashes out at deer. Yeah. He's kind of lashing biting, but he's got almost no strength left
So he misses all of us. I guess you're kind of hiding that they're so
Energetic ah what's your ac shadow car my [oh] it hits I don't know oh man
Okay, so I'm gonna sneak through this little cropping here. So one two [three] four five
[losing] [my] well sneak attack. What'd you think about that?
Using my sneak attack. I'm gonna hit with my
[Short-sword] um and my I'm sneak attack. I also deal an extra 1 D6 damage to my target damn
I'm gonna kill that hole. [oh], so I walk up to him, and I [just] stab him really quickly inside oh
In the nightshirt put my cigarette out on oh
I think that's a great time to
end our first episode and
Maybe tomorrow we'll play again. I'm gonna wear the same clothes tomorrow
That's roads. Just really comfortable. I don't have socks. Huh wow, what an adventure everybody?
But there's so much more to see or is there I don't know
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My gosh, what's wrong with Elise? Oh?
Dear Shatter cock boys, you said they're low
You sit there the whole [time] thinking
I'll just wait until they toss to me, and then I'm gonna don't be a buffoon feel better not the whole time
