What is up...
DramaAlert Nation, I'm your host, Killer Keemstar
Leeeeeeet's geeeeeeeet riiiiiiiiiiiight, into the newwwwsss!
*Dramatic hand swipe*
Our first story is coming from Jake Paul
Who uploaded a brand new music video titled...
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]
DAMN!!
IS THIS THE DEJI DISS TRACK EVERYBODY'S BEEN WAITING FOR???!!!
Let's give it a listen
Roll it
Blood, sweat, tears, yeah
Got no fears, no
it's my time, huh
Spin inside now
People tryna stop me
Odds all stacked against me
Lol he sounds like a duck
WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS MUMBLING SH*T?!
And obviously Jake Paul is trying to say that he's the little kid getting bullied at school
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BULLY IN HIGH SCHOOL!
*Dramatic hand swipe* But listen
This song is complete GARBAGE
But the hook is fire🔥
The hook is absolutely AWESOME
Listen to it!
Roll it
Test me
'Cause
*Long dramatic pause*
B*TCH I'M A F*CKING CHAMPION
*Music*
B*TCH I'M A F*CKING CHAMPION
*Flexes*
Grinding work I do this sh*t for fun
*Enthusiasm*
Phoenix b*tch I'm rising like the sun
(Like the sun, yeah)
I'm a f*cking lion, I'm the one
*Laughing*
*Laughing starts to get hysterical*
*Gasp* I'm sorry
But the hook is kinda fire
Now listen, I was posting on Twitter
Man I really like the hook, like it's corny and it's bad 'cause he's mumbling
But, like, the hook is kinda fire
And that's when it dawned on me
Where have I heard this hook before?
*Dramatic sound effect*
I HEARD IT FROM KSI!
KSI had this song out, a couple years ago
Called Encore
Listen!
*Ooh that funky beat*
Can I get a f*cking encore?
*More funky beat*
Can I get a f*cking encore?
*Music stops*
*Some more hysterical laughter*
Like seriously guys
It's the SAME FLOW
OK, Jake Paul
B*TCH I'M A F*CKING CHAMPION
KSI
Can I get a f*cking encore?
*Almost hysterical laughter*
So...
He stole his flow
Now KSI responded to Jake's song by sa ying this
They ain't ready
Theyre not ready for my video, man
HEHEHE
*Gasp*
Friday 17th
Yo..
Logan's gonna take L's upon L's upon L's
Oh..
*Keemstar butts in* THAT'S RIGHT!
THE KSI DISS TRACK IS COMING OUT TOMORROW
And listen, KSI posted this on Twitter and Instagram
A picture with this little dog
And I'm pretty sure, that that's Logan's dog
So like...
This diss track from KSI is probably going to be pretty fire
I cannot wait
But listen!
KSI isn't the only one reacting to Jake Paul...
So did, Mr. ComedyShortsGamer, AKA Deji
With a brand new video titled
JAKE PAUL'S NEW SONG HIDDEN MESSAGES
HIDDEN MESSAGES! OK, I am intrigued
Let's see what Deji has to say
Roll it
I swear to God I am not trolling
I'm actually being serious
Listen
Listen
I played it backwards, listen
*Intense listening*
You hear that?
Evil
N Word
On my sh*t
*Again, Hysterical Laughter*
Listen again
Evil
N Word
On my sh*t
Evil N word on my sh*t
But Deji says there's more
OK?
So let's listen, roll it
And it gets worse, trust me
*Intense Listening*
You hear that?
He said Erica something
I don't know that was kinda inaudible but listen again
Erica doesn't give me blowjobs
I heard THAT
I heard THAT
Hehaha
Deji constantly cracking me up
Also in the news
Speaking about music
Uh, the Gabbie show
Came out with a brand new song
Titled
Honesty / Honesty (Encore) - Official Music Video - Gabbie Hanna
And well guys, I must say, I've been pretty critical of Gabbie in the past
But congrats to her because her song
Ended up being NUMBER ONE
ON THE ITUNES CHARTS
You know what Gabbie's saying to herself right now?
B*TCH I'M A F*CKING CHAMPION
Also in the news
FouseyTube
He's been acting crazy
People said that he's on a
Bipolar, manic episode
Well finally, he seems to be coming down from up high
Yesterday he uploaded a brand new video titled
Saying Goodbye to FouseyTube, Suicide, and Hate
And well, in this video, FouseyTube just seems incredibly depressed
I mean
He doesn't even look at the camera
Here's a clip. Roll it
Man look YouTube, my name is Yousef
Fousey, FouseyTube
FakeyTube
Rose
Whatever you wanna call me man
On July 15th I really thought that
I had found a way to help change the world
You know I wanted to get
All YouTubers together in one room
Even if we had beef with each other in the past
I wanted to get
LeBron James onstage to be able to show the kids
That like look I'm here hanging out with these YouTubers
And they didn't even pay to get me here
I'm here as a human regardless of
If my basketball skills are better than theirs
Or if my income is bigger than theirs
We're still humans at the end of the day
*Moved*
It's just sad to see
FouseyTube AKA the 2Pac of YouTube
AKA the King AKA Rose
In this state
I want my FouseyTube feeling like this
Lol this is gonna become a meme isn't it
Also in the news
The Ace family
I mean, giant YouTubers
THEY GOT ROBBED!
Austin tweeted out
Tonight our house got broken into...I'm overwhelmed, angry, sad, hurt, so many emotions I'm feeling right now. Thank God my family and I are safe, that's the only thing that matters
And then Austin posted this video of
The police response
Roll it
I know baby I know there's cop cars everywhere
They're inside the house right now checking it
I know baby I know
Okay, okay, okay
I know
This is some f*cked up sh*t
I literally walk into the house, the house is pitch black
I'm tired as hell because we've been at Disney for the  past six days
That's how you know it's a robbery
When you got
Four cars out here
And about
Eight total cops involved
Some more cops just pulled up
There's probably a total of ten cops now
Never in a million years would I have ever thought the Ace family house would get broken into
One, two, three, four, five
And they're still in the house
This sh*t is f*cked up
All I gotta say is whoever broke into our crib
Karma is a b*tch and I best believe something 'bout to happen to you
I mean whether it happens today or tomorrow
I best believe something 'bout to happen to you
Damn that sucks
Well one thing I do know is that the Ace family
Is very very wealthy
And that robber
if he got away with some good stuff
I know he's feeling like
Not again...
But if that robber gets arrested
Okay
If he gets arrested
Then the Ace family gonna be feeling like
Something is wrong with me
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