I need to open up some windows on this one. Okay, bout to open up this window
Let it air out. I'm gonna have to pop... pop a mint
Aw yeah. To get the bad taste and the bad smell of
really bad games out of my mouth and out of my room
Only real games for real gamers here. That's what- that's what I'm known as the epic gamer man
that's what everybody
knows me as
*whapoosh* Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies! (FINALLY!) My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a bunch of games in one video
I don't know how many there are going to be
Can you guess how many there are going to be? Leave in the comments!
How many games you think are actually going to be in this video? Again
Don't check the description. If you cheat then you win nothing
You've only played yourself. As my good pal Sonic would say you cheated not only the game
but yourself
You didn't grow, you didn't improve, you took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained
It's sad that you don't know the difference
Now this first game that we have on our list is something very similar to Superhot and we all love Superhot a lot and it's called-
*shatter sound* Lord almighty!!!
That's a bit loud. Alright heart attack for the day, haha ding, check, done. This game's called Ricochet
No!
Not Rick O'Shea, my favorite Irishman who I went down to the pub with last weekend had a couple of pints with, no,
Rick O'Shea's a great lad, bouncing off the walls though. This is called Ricochet
It's based on Superhot and you control the bullet this time
I don't control the guy firing the bullets. 
*reading instructions*
Smash through targets, ricochet off walls, smash gains momentum,
ricochet loses momentum, aim mouse confirm and cli- okay
oh Lord
I'm a professional video game. Alright, I don't need your rules!
oh God, yes
This is marvelous
oh God, where am I going?
Okay, so smashing people gains momentum, I like that
Grah-haha. Oh, come here. Come here Black Betty. This is a highly weird game
Oh yeah, what's the '2' under my thing for? I can't see
OH right in your hand! you're gonna be using that no more- right up Main Street
oh right in the booty! right into booter hole! Did you like that?
I sure did! what's that sir? You thinking about me? Let me see your thoughts
Okay
Very clever joke. That's that was my joke for that one. Uh,
Everything's happening so fast
Oh
For me
You shouldn't have imma blow you into a thousand pieces like a pumpkin with a firework inside of it, huh? Good analogy
Thanks me. You're my best friend. Oh gee, you shouldn't have what for me a gift
Good this game is just relentless. It never stops. I
Don't even have a chance to stop and make all the jokes that I want or even
Promote my sponsorship of Coke Zero same great coke taste now zero sugar. I
Don't have a Coke sponsorship. Oh god. Oh god. Am I gonna lose?
Haha, not today. I can't see what's going on in here, though
Oh
Lord thank God it did that in its own. I didn't even have any control or volition over that
All right. So the two
represents Mike smashy
I
Don't know if I were supposed to hit you you're not a person you're a statue oh oh oh
Oh
You are okay. I
Can't turn anymore three win
Hello my date wait
I'm the greatest. I'm waiting for my call from the president
They should be happening any moment now after a play like that, you know, he's going to be calling your boy
Maybe my service is bad. Maybe you should try calling him. The person you've called does not care about you nerd
Weird, he probably called me later when he's free and he wants to play games together
Oh
God that was uncomfortable. I never want that to happen again
It was like it was drunk and dead all at the same time, but also still alight. It's very weird
Welcome to jelly Mario Bros. I saw this on the internet looked hilarious. If you can't tell from the music already
This one's a little bit special
Maria is laying on the ground is reno's do his Mario's had a one too many drinks
Mario does know I do anymore. Is that
Peter little caught him with the letters
No, this is gonna be a special case. Oh
Oh, no, I could just keep going up
Why are you now come back to space Oh
Mario are you having fun? Are you having fun yet? Can I hit the blocks? Oh, this is impossible
all right, the government's coming back get away from
Hit the block. I
can't the blocks
No, this is messing with my brain
Mario
What's wrong with Mario, why does he look like that and where does he keep talking about the war?
Can I just use Mario to fly through the level Oh
Mario
This is why you don't do drugs kids
You'll end up like Mario a failed plumber with no girlfriend or wife or prospects
With a brother that everyone thinks is worse than you but it's still actually way more successful
You can say it. All you want you can say that Luigi is not more successful than Mario, but let's let's face facts here
What a mario dude, he tried to save the princess. He went to the castles of defeat Bowser Oh sick flip. He did just that
Poor theny end up with nothing
He accomplished nothing because the peach was in another castle and even when he found her she'd want anything to do with him
She actually kind of prefer to stick around Bowser what didn't know eg due he went into the mansion
He overcame his fears. I need to feed it all the ghosts
He's a hero in my book. I want to hear Luigi story Oh God. Oh, I don't like this. What does he hit some blocks?
Nope all I can do is be a jelly man going about jelly town Oh sick flips over. Yeah. Oh
Okay, get the flag. Not yet, but you gotta get it. I
Should not have trusted with that guy gave me he told me it was a burrito
But I don't know what was in the burrito
No, I could see my past and my future all at once
Existence is pain. We're all gonna die. Oh
So what does it matter?
What does it matter if I go and get peach who's going to be in another castle anyway?
That's it. Mario swims through the air Oh
God Oh
Looks like one of those like pipe rods that you can just bend. Oh
my
princess is the
daughter of castle I
Love your blubber. I don't actually plug things though
peaches dad wished I was a
doctor
So I went and studied the blade instead. Oh
I just saw my childhood explode into six 16000 bit pieces. Oh, really?
Everything is drawn. Do I feel normal?
My head hurts I need some aspirin I
Exploded a block with my face. Maybe I should go and be a builder and stood
Nothing's worse than seeing your own destruction come towards you would have very slow jelly-like pace. This is what depression sounds like
This is what it feels like as well drifting through the expanse
Feeling nothing at all with no connection to your surroundings
I can't even get the coins the things that make me feel good about myself and make me feel accomplished
Tell me from bricks weeks no, no
Just keep going Mario
Keep on flying Mario
You got this board ie boy
Can I break these bricks?
So this is so horrifying about seeing Mario's decapitated head
Float through space on this horrific soundtrack place. I'm a pretty
butterfly
Drifting through the air
Barrio
Lobby
everywhere
The fuck do we get through this section? I need a cheat or something. Can I can I break anything here?
I'm gonna just stay in the corner and be a happy, baby
Okay, wait for all these guys to leave
Paraty poopers, anyway exploded my feet like that. I don't like that
Drifting through the soupy mix of life, you know, I like eating jelly. I don't like being jelly
It's gross and it feels like non-existence. Okay. Oh god, how am I gonna avoid this?
I'm not
She marries dad's proud of him see Mario's dad goes out. There's like that's my boy
Jose the thing Mario's dad sounds exactly like Mario cuz apparently I do
Okay. I got a piece a little stuck on my foot. I don't like it get it up
Get it off
It's hurt being a jelly man, this is what the mushrooms must feel like when the acid hits
I'm just a peaceful
peaceful shaman
Drifting through the land
Eat the coins are made of chocolate
No
I'm just swimming through life
Perfectly sculpted bugger feet
Just drift do you ever feel?
Decapitated drifting through the wind. I wish this game would end. Ah
Tzemre you to stay?
You gotta get high
Hi
My name's Sean
But I tell everybody is Jack
Cuz I'm quirky like that
But my name's Chelsea. What's your favorite dinner food that goes to the pipe?
I
Time only moves when Mario does don't hit that
Sweet. Oh
God your head is floating into existence. Nothing better than seeing a a childhood hero
Lazily drift their way through life and
Accomplish nothing and destroy all the illusion of the hope and wonder that they once gave you the fun that they once gave you
all gone
Mario's molecules
Floating together an existential dread not knowing if they should be won or be Maddie
I'm getting out of this game. Oh, that's normal. The faster I go the better life is
Live fast die young leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say
Don't feel so
What is this epic music filling my ears
I'm pumped up. Are you new I hope so
This is an energy flowing. Oh, this is my this is my WWE walk-on
Welcome to drunken wrestlers - I've never even played drunken wrestlers one. I just heard about this game
It's on Steam. It's early access and it's free to play. It dings all my boxes for a WWE boy
Username
Should guess login. I have an account right? I don't want any wait
I wanna be jack
Boy there we go. I'll be a guess. I don't be too crazy. Um, oh
There is the handsome man the man of muscle the muscle mass man
Nothing but pure protein testosterone and
Gaelic warrior spirit, he's one icon all over the place Oh walk in here boy. Yeah
Show us some moves you get you got some moves
We want your blood to be green
You're gonna bleed green for Ireland, okay?
Kind of concerning that we're there's a blood option
I thought this was drunken wrestling not killing each other, but you know what, whatever. I want your shorts to be so green
That's gonna blind your opponents when you come out their mind is just gonna be drawn straight to your package. I know mine is I
Can stop looking at it? Oh, yeah, really make the eyes bleed Oh green hat. Yes
Perfect. Okay, this is starting to look a little stupid
Okay you guys
You guys ready for the walk-on look at it. Watch watch watch it. Watch his saunter. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
What? Oh girl. Hey
If I saw my boy the club, I'd go up and kiss him. He deserves a kiss. I can't have the cape on
Apparently it's for people who bought the soundtrack along with the game. I didn't do that
So I have to just I'm a caveman but you know what no capes. All right, how do I play?
Kickboxing knock your opponent out with 12 devastating. Kickboxing strengths. Oh, my god is like super Tori dreams all over again
Join random
Wait
We're number one
Oh, yeah another one here's a little lesson
Trickery this is going down in history
I mean this whole video is gonna get copyright claim, isn't it? Oh, right. Okay, um,
looting map WASD to move arrow keys the strikes lift shift to sprint spacebar block
Alright, I'm a mess up. Alright, here we go drunken wrestlers. Ahoy
Dude, can I get up?
Okay, I'm coming. Oh, I'm coming. Oh you guys better watch out cuz I'm coming. Yeah
Nail them did you feel that one? How'd you like that? Huh?
Huh, huh? Yeah kick him in the face
Okay, you screw this robot?
It's between me and this guy Oh
Garlic beautiful face, but yes, did I kill him? Not yet? Okay, I did times two damage take hey
Got my face Jesus
Amy oh yeah. Oh, it's a regular old barroom brawl folks, but your mom put on your diaper this morning, huh?
Damn it out of that hurt a lot
I'll just spin around there. Hell, they're not expecting ya. Look at that the reach around town. Ah, give me those ankles
I
Drew that myself damn it. Alright, let's go again. Try to
Yeah
No, there you go. Oh, oh you think you think you can defeat me it's drunken wrestlers Irish. People are always drunk
That's my secret
One minute remaining what you don't put a timer on epic fighting
Alright we're winning I'm winning still there we go slapping slapping slapping just like you did in school but oh
Okay punch there that's good that'll teach him the the sheer force of the wind around him. He'll know how strong you are
Okay, now we're losing
Now we're losing. Ah
Got him sweep the sweep the knees stop it
but
Ya know your smelly know your smelly the bot wouldn't
Know I want to be on camera. Where am I?
Mom get the camera. I won Oh Lord boxing right and left mouse button watts Oh
God subdued is Oh head
What is happening what is happening am I in?
Waited Goku just float in why he's my hand over there. What's going on? All right, here we go. Yeah, I
Can't kill someone. Yes. Oh, I'm so strong. Oh now I get it. Now. I get it now, you know how to box I
Decapitated oh
Now that Jenna didn't teach you this move before no you don't reach around huh
Okay. Okay. Okay. Just get up. All right, whoo Oh lightning feet. Oh fast feet. Oh, yeah
Okay
Squat squat you just know what to do against the squat. Oh God. Okay, maybe he does. All right does here in my eyes?
Okay, there's lag
Take it up. Get up Jackie boy Gabe check for the old twist and pivot
Whoa, whoa
What did you do? But yeah, get up Oh
Foot his head. Oh, you're just gonna bleed out, bro
Do you like that? You like that you want one of these?
Where do they go there's what the taught me in Ireland. This is how we fight. Oh
Yeah, keeping them at an arm's distance. I need you go in but
You mess them up Oh
back for more are we
Good. Try and fight me Oh down you what am I hitting? Okay, you can get out of my face
I'm sick of fighting you. Alright, it's between me and tank top tie it up tiger over here
Yeah
Yes
My buddy oh
You don't want to sing oh you hate to see that get up we fight seconds left I will be the winner
Okay, crown me crowd me
Yes, Oh
Put the crown in my head. Let it sit there vibrantly. Look at that. That's the face of
pure alpha
masculinity right there of a pure
Gaelic gladiator warrior you see this beard? Yeah, it's not just for show
It doesn't just make me a real alpha male. It makes me really good at video games as well. That was fun
We had some laughs. We killed quite a number of people
Whether it be Mario or taking somebody else's head off those one heads flying in this episode
But thank you for joining me here today. I hope that I taught you a thing or two
I hope I taught you really how to fight your way out of any of your problems
all you have to do is go up and
see these moves
See this move
Yeah, I know you're impressed if you're impressed
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Okay, and also hit that like button if you liked this video punch that like button in the face
Oh my gosh and my face on road wash
Thank you guys that will sell you dude
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