When I’m an adult...
When I’m an adult...
When I’m an adult
I’m going to drink coffee.
I’m going to have coffee
all the time.
Now, and then
five minutes later,
and five minutes later.
My friends are going to say,
"Wow, you’re drinking
a lot of coffee."
Doesn’t matter;
I’m an adult.
I would probably get a job
for being a horseback rider
teacher, an artist,
a doctor, and a vet.
But sometimes it
gets really hard
because sometimes
the ponies start to cry.
I would talk about the news,
like, a lot of times.
I would look at
the newspaper and I would say,
"This is amazing news!"
And I would talk to
my friends about the news,
and I would say,
"So much news makes me happy
that I’m an adult."
People would ask me what
I’m wearing and I would say,
"a jet pack." And I would put--
and I would actually put
a hundred on my car and fly
all over the place.
I don’t even need
to wait for the bus.
I have a jet pack, and I’m going
to attach it to my car.
When I’m an adult, I would
like to eat lots and lots
of protein.
Protein is good
for your body.
My friends would come up and
say, "What am I--
what are you eating?"
And I would say, "Lots and lots
and lots and lots and lots
and lots of protein. Lots."
All Kids: Adults!
