>>OH RIGHT THERE.
>>UH!
>>HEY GUYS.
GUYS, I GOT IT.
MURDER CITY MAYHEM.
CRITICS SAY IT'S THE MOST REALISTIC GAME
OF ALL TIME.
>>DO WE HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO LAST US THROUGH
THE WINTER?
>>YEAH, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO STOP PLAYING.
I'VE GOT FOOD, DRINKS, AND DEPENDS.
>>I CALL NEXT AFTER JASON.
>>PLEASE STAND IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN.
>>DUDE, YOU GET TO PLAY YOURSELF.
>>THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING.
>>GIVE ME THIS.
>>IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE.
>>YEAH.
>>YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO INFILTRATE YOUR RIVAL GANG
AND STEAL THEIR SECRET PLANS.
>>COPY THAT.
[GUN COCKING] LET'S GO TO WAR.
>>I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
>>THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ALL THE DAYS!
>>OKAY GENTLEMEN.
I LOVE MY HAIR IN THIS.
>>YEAH, IT'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
>>I SHOULD GO TO WAR.
>>OKAY.
OH, OOPS.
IT'S ON INVERTED.
HOLD ON.
OKAY, GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
BACK IN BUSINESS.
>>OH, OH!
TAKE OUT THAT GUARD.
>>OKAY GOTCHA!
>>HERE WE GO.
>>OKAY CALM DOWN, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
OKAY?
>>OH YEAH!
>>CONGRATULATIONS, WANTED LEVEL INCREASED.
>>OH YEAH!
OH PHONE CALL.
HERE.
IT'S PROBABLY THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING.
>>JASON, I JUST SAW YOUR NAME ON THE NEWS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>WOW.
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM.
THAT'S CRAZY.
>>TURN YOURSELF IN JASON.
THINK OF THE EXAMPLE YOU ARE SETTING FOR
YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS.
>>YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME VIDEO-GAME MOM!
>>YEAH [LAUGHTER]
YEAH!
>>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
PARENT'S HEART BROKEN.
>>OH MAN.
THIS GAME IS REALISTIC RIGHT?
>>RUN AWAY FROM THOSE GUYS
BEFORE THEY KILL YOU.
>>YEAH, GOTCHA.
OKAY.
>>HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
JUMP KICK!
>>BOOM!
YEAH.
YOU THINK THAT'S NICE.
CHECK THIS OUT HEEL CLICK!
>>QUICK, STEAL THAT CAR.
>>GET OUT OF THE CAR.
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
>>I HAVE A FAMILY!
PLEASE. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S JUST A GAME.
I'VE SEEN YOU PULL OLD WOMAN OUT OF THEIR
CARS AND
THEN BURN THEIR WALKERS!
>>OKAY THIS IS DIFFERENT MAN!
JUST, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>>REALLY?
>>I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS.
HE DRIVES A MINI-VAN.
HE'S PROBABLY STRUGGLING.
>>NO!
>>JUST GO.
>>YEAH LOOK.
SEE HOW GRATEFUL HE IS?
>>WHAT?
>>OH!
>>THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ACCIDENT GUYS.
WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE.
>>UNGRATEFUL.
>>WHY?
>>WOW.
>>NO!
>>OKAY, WELL I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
THIS ISN'T GOOD SAMARITAN MAYHEM.
GO STEAL ANOTHER CAR.
>>WAIT, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
>>OH.
YES!
GREAT IDEA!
ROB THAT BANK!
>>YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME MORE MONEY.
>>I KNOW.
>>STEALING FROM PEOPLE-- >>ALL RIGHT.
>>I GOT THIS.
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>I'M APPLYING FOR A CAR LOAN.
IT'S THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO.
>>NO!
>>LOOK AT THAT INTEREST RATE!
>>YOU'RE BORROWING A 25.8 AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE!
>>ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
>>GIVE ME THAT CONTROLLER.
WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?
>>OH!
>>THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY!
>>YEAH, MATT KNOWS HOW TO PLAY.
>>THIS IS HOW YOU GET AN AUTO-LOAN.
>>A BAZOOKA, REALLY?
>>OH.
YOU JUST GOT TO BE STRONG.
[BABY CRYING] >>NO!
NOT MY BABY!
>>THAT IS A BABY AND THAT IS RETIRED NAVY
SEAL,
AND THAT IS A BABY SEAL.
THAT IS ADORABLE.
TAKE THIS.
>>OH!
[EXPLOSION] >>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED,
BABY SEAL TERMINATED.
>>THE COPS ARE COMING, YOU GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
>>I CAN FIX THIS!
I CAN FIX THIS!
>>YOU GOT TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.
THEY'RE GOING TO RECOGNIZE YOU!
>>GOOD IDEA.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO UM-- HOW ABOUT THAT?
THERE WE GO.
>>ARE YOU A HOTDOG?
>>OKAY, LOOK GUYS!
I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
>>GO OUT THE BACK DOOR.
>>OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OUT THE BACK DOOR.
WE'RE GOOD.
>>NO.
>>ALL RIGHT.
OKAY LOOK.
>>ALL RIGHT.
>>HEART ATTACK.
NICE KILL.
>>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY.
>>WHY?
IF YOU WERE WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES...
>>NO!
OH!
>>FAMILY PUSHED INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
>>YOU CAN SAVE THAT GUY!
>>PERSON SAVED.
>>EL DIABLO.
>>THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER] >>THAT IS IT!
NO MORE OF THIS GAME!
>>WHO DESIGNED THIS?
>>COME ON!
>>AND WHY ARE THEY SO TALENTED?
>>STUPID GAME!
DIE!
I HATE IT SO MUCH.
UH!
[PHONE DIALING] HEY MOM?
>>JASON?
>>I JUST WANT, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I LOVE YOU AND I'M SORRY FOR ANYTHING I'VE
EVER DONE BAD.
>>--YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE THE
SENTIMENT JASON, BUT CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
>>WHAT?
>>YOU SEE, I'M PLAYING MURDER CITY
MAYHEM AND THESE
BABY SEALS AREN'T GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES.
>>MOM?
