stronger as we speak
>>> protests against the
lockdowns have continued in
states like michigan and
california
here to comment from her home is
fox news personality,
jeanine pirro.
>> good evening, colin
I hope you'll forgive me, I had
to do my own makeup while
looking into a spoon
>> yeah, jeanine, are you okay
>> I'm perfectly fine.
Although I'll admit that it's
been tough for all of us
for what seems like forever,
I've been sitting at home,
drinking and complaining to
whoever would listen
then this whole coronavirus
thing happened
>> what do you think is going on
with this virus?
>> there are so many theories.
Some say the sun kills it.
Some say it can be cured with
the miracle drug,
hydroxychloroquine
right now, there's a group of
patriots in michigan who believe
you can kill the virus by
shooting it with an ar-15.
It's smart and I support it.
>> jeanine, I have to ask, have
you been drinking?
>> not much.
I'm just having a little of this
boxed wine
>> well, I guess clearly you
think it's time to reopen the
country.
>> of course it is
>> oh, my god, did you change?
>> and this magnificent
president is the one to lead the
charge
oh, have you seen him up there
during these press conferences
oh, mama
I just want to hide inside a
12-piece bucket of chicken and
let him eat me alive
>> I'm sorry, are you having
trouble with the zoom?
>> you're young.
Tell me, is your computer
supposed to say please stop
screaming?
>> I don't think so.
No
I'm sorry, you're hoping we can
just open up and take our
chances?
We lost you again.
>> that's the plan, kemosabe
>> oh, my god.
Where are you?
>> never mind.
This economy is a bullet train
and it doesn't stop for the
weak
so buy a ticket or get the hell
out of the way
toot-toot!
>> oh, my god.
Jeanine, what are you drinking
now?
>> oh, this, it's called a pina
cloroxa.
It's pineapple juice, coconut
milk, and a half cup of bleach
and not the bottom shelf kind
that they use on truck stop
toilets.
The good stuff
ooh, that's cleansing.
I can feel it in my chest.
>> jeanine, I hope you know that
drinking bleach could kill you
>> what?
>> how did you do that
>> I live in the upside-down
>> damn it
jeanine pirro, everyone.
Oh, my god
for "weekend update," I'm
colin jost
>> and I'm michael che
>> damn it
