(Felix)
Previously on Scientific Method...
(Felix)
Clown King is trying to increase his undead clown army
by stealing the organs and body parts of innocents.
Liz has been captured and somehow converted into a member of his army.
(Roger)
We can save her!
(Claire)
She's not Liz anymore.
We're going to make the circus tent go boom.
(Carl)
Liz, are you okay?
(Roger)
Liz?
-Eek!
Liz!
(Carl)
P-Professor?
Professor, is it really you?
I thought you died after you got married.
It's a long story.
Could you tell it to us now?
Oh, well.
Okay.
Turns out my would-be wife had been dead for awhile
and that a parasite was living inside her body.
(Roger)
I can relate.
(Professor)
When my car fell down the cliff, we were both thrown through the windshield.
Luckily she broke my fall.
(Carl)
Then where've you been all this time?
(Professor)
Recuperating, both physically and
mentally.
(Felix)
What's going to happen to her?
(Professor)
I'm afraid she's beyond help.
He's right, just look at her!
Half her organs are outside her body...half her brain is missing!
Claire, I see you've returned.
And yes.
You are correct.
We're going to let her die.
What have you done, Felix?
You threw away almost all my tools and equipment.
I thought it was all junk
and I didn't know you were coming back.
Besides, I saved the MOST important things.
You mean THING.
All we have left is the unicorn horn.
I had a pair of glasses in there!
It is imperative that we find them.
Uh...g-g-glasses?
Uhh.
Oh no, my bottles!
What happened to all the bottles I had in here?
Like I said
thrown away.
They were all full of blood.
I didn't need to keep them.
I've been rationing what little I had.
I need more.
(Felix)
Pardon?
Sorry, I need to go out.
But Professor, what about our crossword puzzle fun night?
When I get back.
It's nice to know HE hasn't changed.
(Professor)
What am I going to do.
Dammit, I shouldn't have taken my time getting back.
Everything Edna gave me is gone!
And I won't do that, either.
No, once was more than enough.
I can't use them.
Not again.
I suppose that leaves me with the hospital.
(sigh)
The most difficult option.
Then again, it was the ONLY option before Edna.
Wow, the stuff that happened with Clown King is front page news.
Why am I not surprised?
Oh no, look at this.
So, like, when all those zombie clowns killed everyone
it made everyone hate clowns, right?
Well it says here, that another circus group, like
a real circus
came into town with clowns and everything
and they were beaten with tennis rackets and shopping bags.
All because they were clowns.
Good.
They're innocent.
I don't care.
Clowns killed Liz.
Tiffany's right.
These clowns are being punished for something other clowns did.
Tiffany, does it say in there where we can find these clowns?
They're in the hospital.
The lady at the front said Room 515.
(Ponzo)
Ah great, MORE visitors.
Please, whatever you do
don't throw tomatoes at us!
We're here to help.
If we knew you guys were attacked by clowns just a couple days ago
we wouldn't've come here!
Yeah, talk about your bad timing.
Poor Belchy over there's DEAD because of it.
(Felix)
That sounds just awful.
And it gets worse.
We've all lost pieces of ourselves.
Fingers.
Toes.
- An arm.
SO
can you please leave?
We're SICK of people.
Let us help.
We can give you new bandages, fold your blankets.
(Smores)
If you must.
(Edna)
Professor?
Did someone call for me?
Professor...(coughing)
is it really you?
Edna!
Edna, my dear Edna.
I can't believe it.
I tried to find you, but I couldn't.
I see you're back to your old habits.
Stealing blood from the hospital won't work.
Most of it's not pure.
Did you already run out of what I gave you?
They were accidentally thrown away.
Then take more.
What are you saying?
You're surely no longer compatible.
Y-you are?
But...how?
I tried, but I never found anyone.
You were my only love.
I'll take over from here.
Thanks, Roger.
You don't like us very much, do ya?
Are you afraid of clowns?
Hate clowns?
Why?
They're just really creepy.
Have you ever tried talking to one?
We're not creepy once you get to know us.
Some people might even say we're nice.
The last clowns I met kidnapped one of my best friends
and turned her into a zombie that we were forced to kill
so no, I haven't tried talking to one.
You were a good assistant, Edna. The best.
Especially after what happened with--
Robert Goodfellow.
Yes, I remember.
We've gotten back in touch with each other since then.
Did you ever figure out what happened to him?
No, and unfortunately, he's still the same schemer he was back when he...
Let's talk about something else, shall we?
Tell me more about what you did afterward.
You broke my heart, Professor.
The memory of my first wife was still fresh in my mind.
But that was way before you even met me!
You don't know how it felt!
You weren't there!
I'm sorry, Edna.
It's something I'd rather not talk about
not even to you.
Especially now that you're...
Wasting away, just like her?
(Roger)
Got you guys some tea.
How “thoughtful” of you.
What do you even want from me, dude?
I'm doing my best!
Doing your best ACT, maybe.
You're so fake
I can see right through ya.
Straight to the disdain you feel for all of us.
That's not true!
Admit it.
You hate all clowns.
not just the ones trying to kill you.
(giggle)
(Edna)
The doctors say I only have a couple months, tops.
You know I've performed miracles before.
Not like this.
Then maybe I can slow it down.
I have to do something!
Why do you care so much about saving me?
It was selfish of me to make your decisions for you.
Is that an apology I hear, Professor?
(coughing)
Edna!
There's nothing you can do for me now.
I gave you the greatest gift imaginable.
Life.
No...time.
And I'd be happy to provide more.
Don't think I'm doing this out of benevolence.
It's the only way to make you suffer.
I will give you exactly what you want, no strings attached.
The guilt will be overwhelming.
Then I won't accept.
(Edna laughs)
Of course you will.
You're greedy.
Edna, please.
Help me make this right.
Bring me a blood drawing kit so I can get started.
(Roger)
Okay, I hate clowns, all right?
I hate ALL clowns.
And?
I hate YOU.
Looking at you reminds me of the clowns that killed Liz
and fills me with so much anger
I can't even begin to describe.
Aw man, I'm sorry guys.
Did I really say that?
They say admitting it is the first step to solving the problem.
I've got to move on for
Liz and Herman
and
Angela.
Do you still hate clowns?
No, man. No.
