(electronic music)
(laughing)
- Ay yo, it's A to the O back
again with another game video.
And we are in Minecraft.
That's right, and you
gotta check this out,
look at my TNT castle kingdom.
That's right, I got my John Castle,
and all my little minions can live down
in these houses down here,
it's gonna be so great.
Only, you know it is
going to be constructed
with TNT, which is a very
important building component.
It's true, you wouldn't believe
how many castles, how many
houses, and how many buildings
are built without TNT, it's a tragedy.
(laughs)
What?
You can never have too much TNT, right?
That's what I say,
that's what I always say.
Words to live by.
I'm designing a little TNT sidewalk here,
when you do that, you
gotta be really careful.
You don't want it to be an abomination.
(laughs)
Oh, don't redstone yet.
Ooh, don't switch to that.
(laughs)
Would have been in for a big surprise,
a blast if I do say so myself.
(laughs)
You know I was asking Pumpkin if
he would help protect the castle.
Yeah, I want him to
part of the royal gourd.
(laughs)
Yeah, TNT.
When building your TNT
path, you want to make sure
to reach all the way
down to the villagers.
Because, you want them to 'splody too.
You don't want to save the
'splody just for the royal elite.
'Splody's for everyone.
(laughs)
Just let me look, okay, yup.
It's almost reaching down to the water.
Gonna go down into the bay.
The Michael Bay that is.
(laughs)
'Splody, get it?
Okay, we're almost there, almost there.
Yeah, right to the dock.
Now that's what I'm talking a boat.
(laughs)
Yeah, this is definitely
gonna need more TNT.
See, if you don't have
enough TNT on your ship,
you're gonna have a haul of a problem.
(laughs)
Get it?
Haul, haul the ship?
You guys get it.
Hey, hey, what vegetable
will I never take on my ship?
A leak.
(laughs)
You don't want a leak,
and if you get one, stuff it with TNT,
that's always the best solution.
'Splody in the water.
Farts in the sky.
(fart noise)
(laughs)
Ooh, lookin' good.
Mmm, I'm getting hungry.
I want some fish and ships.
(laughs)
Now, I know what you're
thinking, you're like,
hey, Orange grab that torch
and let's fire this up.
But no, we can't, we
don't have enough TNT yet.
If you're thinking about
designing a TNT castle at home,
I would definitely suggest
putting a moat around it.
Because it really protects the
castle in a round-a-bout way.
(laughs)
Even better if it's a TNT moat.
Oh man, look at this surface
area that needs more TNT.
I have got some work to do,
and I gotta fire my contractor.
He definitely didn't use enough
TNT when building this castle.
(laughs)
It's so hard to find good
help these days, you know?
You tell someone that you want
a castle built out of TNT,
and what do they do?
They do it wrong, and you
have to do it yourself,
and then you work so much you end up
with a lot of sleepless knights.
(laughs)
Get it?
Knights, knights of the 'splody table.
(laughs)
No, no, no, I didn't mean to do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's not connected, I
think we're gonna be okay.
Okay, okay, the whole thing didn't go off,
thank goodness, that was close.
Man, did you know what the villager said?
He said "that's an unpeasant surprise".
(laughs)
Kneel before Orange.
Did a koala bear just fart?
What was that?
I thought I got rid of that
koala bear infestation.
(laughs)
Koala bear farts.
I got an idea, come with me.
Check it out, check it out,
we really are the knights
of the 'splody table.
(laughs)
Hey, 'splody, now un-splody, there we go.
I just gotta clear the room
out a little bit, okay?
Don't worry about it.
Oh yeah, now there's
more room for TNT, great.
Wait a second, the room down
there looks exactly the same.
Uh oh, looks like a case of deja boom.
(laughs)
Sorry, I just have to clear
the room a little bit.
Uh oh.
(laughs)
Yes, clear the room for more TNT.
Uh oh, this rooms the same too.
Okay, okay, who's the joker that
authorized the door over here?
It's a door that doesn't go anywhere.
Except 'splody.
(laughs)
Ooh, it's gonna be good.
You gotta be really careful
when you're placing TNT
next to an open flame, you wanna
pack it in there real good.
Wanna make it like insulation,
or in this case, 'splodsulation.
I just made up a new word,
it's a pretty good one.
Ooh, creepy dungeon,
but it's very important
to put TNT in the dungeon
too, you don't wanna forget.
Hey, if I was an author, I'd
definitely write in my dungeon,
'cause then I'd be a best cellar.
(laughs)
Get it, cellar?
Okay, that one was a reach.
(laughs)
Okay, pack the TNT around the
fire, but not in the fire,
you gotta be careful.
Oh, hey, oh, whoa, I didn't break it.
It was like that when I found it.
Ooh, what a pain in the glass.
(laughs)
Where am I?
What the heck?
I was building in there for so long
it snowed outside.
(laughs)
Wow, you know what they say,
there's no business like 'splody business.
(laughs)
Alright, you ready?
I'm ready, let's blow this
thing to kingdom come.
Oh, I missed it, false alarm.
There we go.
(laughs)
We'll love you forever
'splody castle, wahahaha.
(epic orchestral music)
Woohoo!
Oh 'splody into the sunset.
(laughs)
Well, unfortunately I
didn't use enough TNT
cause there's still parts
of the structure left.
(laugh)
Like I said, a very important lesson,
you can never have too much TNT.
(laughs)
Alright guys, let me know what
you want me to 'splody next time.
Make sure to do everything you can
to make this the most popular
video on the internet,
'cause it totally deserves
it, 'cause it's so good.
Signing out from the Orange kingdom.
Till next time, later hot potatoes.
It's still going, I thought it stopped.
(laughs)
Yeah 'splody into the night.
(electronic music)
