
English: 
I am afraid, that you were doing it wrong.
Uh.. I mean... these potions can't ressurect you if you fall from a place that high!
Well, anyway. You can use them against zombies and skeletons
Here comes the night by the way!

Chinese: 
我担心，你做错了。
我的意思是... 如果你从那么高的地方掉下来，这些药水不能让你复活！
好吧，无论如何，你可以用它们来对付僵尸和骷髅。
对了，晚上来了!

English: 
You've just tested on yourself the pleasures of AI update
aswell as the potions.
Am I...
overhealed now?
Nonsense!
The only way you can overheal yourself
is by eating an enchanted golden apple.

Chinese: 
你刚刚在做药水的时候游戏正好做了更新
以及药水。
Am I...
现在痊愈了吗？
胡说八道！
我可以恢复更多的生命吗
那你需要金苹果

Chinese: 
你刚刚收集的东西
是经验
我会教你如何使用它们，如果你需要的话
如果我们有附魔台.
与此同时
辛苦了一天，你可以休息一下。
在这种情况下，这样做是徒劳的。
好吧停下来
停下来
停下来该死的
在这种情况下，我们面对的是一种天然的生物。
这意味着，你需要一个真正的伤害药水。
将发酵后的蜘蛛眼与药物混合后制作。
他到底在这里干什么？

English: 
What you've just collected
was the experience points
I will teach you how to spend them
if we ever get to enchatment.
Meanwhile
You can have a rest after a hard day.
In this case doing so is futile.
okay stop
stop.. i sa-
STOP DAMNIT
In this case we're dealing with a creature of nature,
Which means that you need an actual potion of harming
Create it by mixing a fermed spider eye with medicine.
The heck was he doing here?

Chinese: 
别忘了把它们做成喷溅的!
永远不要忘记
那喷溅性的药水可以影响任何人。
包括你自己。
还有很多种类的药水。
我们不能同时介绍他们
因为时间有限
相反，我想建议你尝试一下
在我看来，最好的药水。
迅捷药水！
对了，关键的成分是糖。
emmm，你确定我们还在做药水？
你不能肯定在每一个在Minecraft中。
现在加入可可豆，嗯... ...

English: 
Don't forget to make them explosive!
Never forget
That explosive potions can effect anyone,
including yourself.
There are plenty more kinds of potions,
but we're not going to review and
every one of them
at least because our time is limited
Instead, I'd like to suggest you trying
the best potion in my opinion:
The potion of swiftness!
The key ingredient is sugar by the way.
Um.. Are you sure that we are still doing alchemy?
You can't be sure at everyting in minecraft.
Now add the cocai- ehem..

English: 
I mean the sugar powder!
Looks like you have a problem.
Don't worry. Warts are plants
and you can grow them but
No! The usuall dirt isn't good for it!
You need to find the special sand...
NOT THAT ONE
I'm talking about the soul sand
YOU IDIO-
Don't be afraid of pigmans.
they won't touch you if you don't attack
them first
Great!

Chinese: 
我指的是糖粉！
看起来你有一个问题。
别担心地狱疣是植物
你可以种植他们，但
不，我们的泥土不适合它。
你要找到特殊的沙子... ...
不是那一个
我说的是灵魂沙
你的 IDIO-
不要怕猪人。
你不打他们他就不会打你
太好了！

English: 
Now lets collect it and get the hell out of here!
them Paul patch
Good job on discovering the new lands.
However
Have you saved the soul sand?
As I remember, in the previous version we were able to grow the warts in the nether only
But thanks to Mojang, you can make a farmland
right here 

Chinese: 
现在让我们收集它，然后离开这里！
them Paul patch
发现新大陆的工作做得不错。
然而
你救回了灵魂之沙吗？
在我的印象中，在以前的版本中，我们只能在地狱生长地狱疣
但多亏了Mojang，你现在可以在自己的农田里面种了。
这里

Chinese: 
骨粉不能使用
那么届时会怎样呢？
等一下吧
终于！
现在去收集一些，别忘了种下种子。
我猜你是没办法吃到闪闪发光的西瓜了，对吧？
你可能不知道
还有一种恢复药水。

English: 
bone meal will not work in this case
So what will then?
Waiting.
Finally!
Now collect your reward and don't forget to plant the seed.
I guess you ran out of glistering melons, didn't you?
As you may not know
there is also a potion of generation.

English: 
A ghast tear is required to make it.
However you don't really want to visit the hell again.
Oh wow!
Looks like you brought something from the nether besides the soul sand.
It is called "Magma Cream"
and its potions can give you ability to swim in lava
Wow, what a luck!
Or is it...
Now you can make yourself the potion of
generation!
The last thing I can say
is that Notch has done a great job making this ammount of potions
as we have spent 2 episodes on them
Meanwhile I can't stretch this episode any longer

Chinese: 
要想做成，必须要有恶魂的泪水。
然而你真的不想再去地狱。
Oh wow!
看来你除了灵魂沙之外，还从地狱带来了什么东西。
这就是所谓的 "岩浆膏"
它制作的药水可以给你在熔岩中游泳的能力。
哇，运气真好!
或者是...不好
现在你可以给自己做恢复药水了!
我可以说的最后一句话是
是Notch做了一个伟大的工作，使这一数量的药水做了很好的改变。
因为我们已经花了2集在他们身上。
同时我也不能再延长这一集了

English: 
and all that is left is to say
Goodbye!
Nine minutes... oh god why.

Chinese: 
而剩下的就是说
Goodbye!
九分钟... ... 哦，上帝为什么。
