( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ARNOLD, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THIS, YOU POSTED A VIDEO
CLIP THE OTHER WEEK.
IS IT TRUE THAT THIS CLIP IS
ARNOLD'S LITTLE PONY.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS CLIP
HERE.
♪ I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COWBOY ♪
♪ I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO ROPE
AND RIDE ♪
♪ WEARING MY SIX SHOOTER, RIDING
MY PONY ON A CATTLE DRIVE ♪
>> James: WROTE DID THIS PONY
COME FROM AND WHAT'S YOUR
RELATIONSHIP LIKE?
>> IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S KATHERINE,
IT'S HER PONY AND, YOU KNOW, IT
ENDED UP AT MY HOUSE SOMEHOW.
SHE USED TO HAVE IT, AND THEN,
YOU KNOW, IT ENDED UP AT MY
HOUSE, AND NOW I TAKE CARE OF IT
FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS, ALREADY.
AND IT IS REALLY ABSOLUTELY FUN.
IT WALKS INTO THE HOUSE.
>> James: NO WAY, COMES IN
YOUR HOUSE.
>> YEAH.
THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS SHE
ALWAYS WANTS TO GO UPSTAIRS AT
NIGHT WITH US TO THE BEDROOM.
TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT SHE CAN'T
GO UPSTAIRS, SHE GETS REALLY
UPSET, AND I TAKE HER INTO THE
STABLE AND PUT HER TO BED IN HER
OWN STABLE, RIGHT, AND THEN WE
GO TO SLEEP.
SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SHE
CAN'T SLEEP WITH US.
>> James: IS SHE WELL BEHAVED
AROUND THE HOUSE?
>> YEAH, SHE'S WELL BEHAVED.
SHE OBVIOUSLY THROWS ALL THE DOG
FOOD DOWN AND GOES TO TOWN WITH
THE DOG FOOD.
SHE LOVES TO EAT DOG FOOD, AND
SHE RAIDS MY HUMADOR.
IT OPENED UP ON THE GROUND, THE
CIGARS SPILLED OUT AND SHE
STARTED EATING THE TO PACO.
SHE JUST LOVES EATING.
>> James: LINDA, HAVE YOU MET
ARNOLD'S PONY?
>> I HAVE NOT MET ARNOLD'S
LITTLE PONY, BUT I WILL.
I WILL.
>> James: IT DOES FOUND VERY
SUGGESTIVE WHEN WE SAY IT LIKE
THAT.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER )
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, BABY,
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING
ARNOLD'S LITTLE PONY, I TELL YOU
THAT RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS WITH YOU
DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS?
>> I DO, I HAVE A PRECIOUS
LITTLE CHI WA WASHINGTON I
REALLY MEANT TO BRING HER
PICTURE ON THE STAGE WITH ME.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
FOUR POUNDS, AND I HAVE A
SHEPHERD WHO GAVE ME A GREAT
SENDOFF, ACTUALLY.
>> James: AND A TINY DOG AND A
HUGE DOG.
>> THE TURKISH GUARD DOG IS
90 POUNDS WHICH IS SMALL FOR THE
BREED, BUT BIG ENOUGH TO SEND ME
OFF WITH A LOVELY LITTLE BON
VOYAGE PRESENT WITH THE TRIP.
WE HAD A LITTLE PLAY IN THE
HOUSE AND HE GOT A LITTLE
EXCITED AND WHEN WE SAT DOWN TO
CALM HIM DOWN, HE GAVE ONE MORE
LUNGE AND KNOCKED ME INTO A
TABLE LEG AND I STARTED THIS
TOUR WITH TEN STAPLES IN MY HEAD
AND A SUPER WHIP LASH TO MY
TAILBONE.
NOT PRETTY.
SO I'M CARRYING HIM WITH ME.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY YOU ARE.
I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MENTIONED
THE CHIHUAHUA FIRST.
IT ABSOLUTELY SOUNDS LIKE A
GREAT DOG.
