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Yep! Keemstar's on a Euro trip watching KSI beat up Joe Weller so I'm filling in.
But enough about me guys, alright, listen, this first story is HUGE;
Logan Paul made his first public appearance since the backlash of last month's Japanese Suicide Forest video,
Earlier today on Good Morning America,
And after watching the interview, there's realistically only two things that need pointed out here.
Other than what I am about to show you, it's just a very long, and drawn out apology,
The first thing he says is this,
roll it,
you have 16 million followers which, amazing amount, amazing amount of influence that you have, MY KIDS, my kids know who you are. When you put out content do you realize the age of your audience
It's odd because Michael I'm 22 years old, it's not like I'm making content necessarily for kids
Sometimes I cuss, sometimes i make inappropriate jokes,i want to make jokes that kids my age are gonna like. I'm my own demographic
He doesn't make content for kids. (wtf)
Logan Paul. The man that has taken over EVERY MIDDLE ANND ELEMENTRY SCHOOL on an international scale with his brother, doe not make content for children.
and if that wasn't enough he actually had the audacity to say this.
Roll it. (ugh)
the group came across an actual suicide victim.
He was a 100 yards away from the parking lot. It just, it doesn't make any sense . (THE FUCK YOU MEAN??)
And, um I believe it happened for a reason and I think that reason is so I could take this experience, learn from it, spread the message the right way about suicide prevention and suicide prevention awareness. (NAH)
Logan you are absolutely correct. A higher power took that man's life so you could monetarily exploit it to learn from your mistake
I genuinely have nothing to say.
But wow
And there were seconds where we have something mildly funny,
and exceptionally pathetic
So, there's this unidentified gamer in China at an Internet Cafe
Uh, for those of you who don't know what it is it's like a Starbucks for World of Warcraft players
You just go and sit there with all the other people who have nothing going on at home
YeAH, this guy played video games for 20 CONSECUTIVE HOURS
Before, realizing he should probably go to the bathroom
Poor dude goes to get up and realized that he is now PARALYZED from the WAIST DOWN
Which to me begs the question,
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
But, to others,
HE BEGGED THEM TO FINISH HIS GAME
I am being COMPLETELY serious
Here we have a video of this guy being carried out on a stretcher.
And as docile and compliant as this guy might look in the video,
he is BEGGING them to finish playing his video games for him.
And THAT is dedication
That's also very very sad
ALSO IN THE NEWS,
LogAN pAUL, Did something AGAIN
Don't know who the hell could have called that
So, Cardi B post a selfie from the Grammys and captions it,
"They trinna crucify me like they did Christ."
A Kanye West lyric from 2012.
And as per usual, Logan makes a complete ass of himself by trying to relate filming
with a recently deceased CORPSE
And then proceeding to film, edit, and laugh about it
(stutters) To, uh, Cardi B's aspiring music career.
He comments hilarious stuff, by the way,
"Lawlz u tellin me"
Remember guys, he doesn't make content for kids but, types like this.
And this had a HUGEE public outcry from all over the internet
Where Logan just got bullied RELENTLESSLY
Which, yes, bullying is WRONG
But, then again, so is playing the victim card, after you do something like that.
Logan, it's not working too well, should probably cut it (AGREED)
BUT, DO NOTTT LET THAT DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT,
FaZe Clan, has purchased a brand new Hollywood Hills mansion.
Stating in the video that fan favorites, Adapt, Meto, Nikan, and Temperrr,
Will be currently resigning in this new house, along with A LOT of new faces.
The rest of the FaZe Clan guys dispersed between the old LA house and a brand new
Los Angeles home that has yet to be revealed
So, now FaZe Clan has went from gamers, vloggers, to vapors, to now apparently real estate agents
I really don't think there's anything these guys CAN'T do at this point
But, in today's final story, we actually have something pretty cool.
Youtube CEO, Susan Wojcicki, tweeted about some pretty interesting plans last night.
Dating a-and I quote
"The one night I planned to go to a concert it was cancelled! #LilUziVert
Now, Susan, unlike Uzi I don't think any of your friends are dead.
HOWEVER, the majority of your creators channels are due to sweeping to monetization
And before we do any going out, Susan, we should probably fix that
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