We're not making a lot of headway here you guys need to be maybe a little bit more mature and
Work it out. I don't give a fuck. I don't know anything. All I know is someone comes into my store
really energetic
We just got a perfume done with for Kim Kardashian dashing
What do you want me to do jump enjoy for what? He's trying to buy the house next door to her girls
You know, he can't find his way right now. He's lost. Are you paying for his down payment? Cruella?
You're calling me Cruella you better not be paying for his down payment he doesn't deserve it
You worked so hard for your money and you need to enjoy your money. Yeah, I agree
Well, first of all
It wouldn't buy a house for someone I would buy a house for myself as an investment and let him live in it
Well, somebody would to pay rent don't we're not stupid. So stop. I'm not stupid either
You should not be paying for your son that is almost 30 years old to buy a house
Drop them cut up cord
You guys can judge me all day long I came here to have a nice dinner so just everybody relax
You mean you all have to have somebody to blame and criticize
Instead of saying what's the problem?
No, all of you can fuck off and go think of something else to talk about I've seen you guys through
So much that you do that I have to fucking put up with I'm married for 72 days really that was normal
I mean the shit we've all gone through
You guys can do anything you want and it's okay and all I'm supposed to accept it all and I'm gonna do this same thing
For him so stop judging me
I'll be the mediator since no one's gonna say anything Bruce just saw the 5 o'clock news
And it said that you and Lamar just got engaged
Okay, and is that a bad thing I gotta listen to the news to find out that you're engaged
You've known this guy for what a month
So you married my mom after five months five and a half months a whole different situation
Totally when you've been married twice probably like oh, you're right. You're so much you're better tell me this
I've gotta listen that I've got to find out that you got engaged some guy that you've known for a month on the news
Tell me that's right. That's right. Okay, then I'm done with the conversation. You're gonna be gettin asked
Yesterday, you know what I got engaged? She may hear it all she isn't engaged yet. I get my ring Sunday
We haven't even got engaged yet not engage or engage
engaged yet your what your
Screw you Khloe first of all, you could get your lazy ass up in the bit your own glass of champagne. I
Don't know Kris Humphries. I haven't bonded with him
He typically isn't someone that I would gravitate to I just want to have a Cheers with you and now your alien
How dare you you guys are very intense out here. I like you so much
I want to go get you a glasses y'all get it court
And we kind of stick on subject you let Kim talk
I just kind of want to like get on track and see what the dates of everything are
I'm thinking we need like a week before to set up and I would watch out
Hey Frankie. Cheers Cheers. I call you Frankie. Why because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein?
Little bolts right here. I don't know if we should give Lamar a plus one
You came in here with
My bag and set it around. You know, I'm eating here eat eat and shut up
I'm eating food coming your house looking at the slot
Oh, I live in Khloe Lamar's and I'm a loser even more secure with where you live
I'm secure with where I live
But everything you guys have been talking about since yesterday has been negative like you guys think I'm a moron like I'm a little bitch
Whoa, this kid is insane. I'm really just trying to get him to
Do what? He says he's gonna do pick up the pace
I'm pack you're so everything can be done and then we could hang out and have a good time
I'm trying to help your ass. My point is if you're gonna be here take advantage
I know I heard what you said the other no, it's not being negative
you want that as being negative then maybe you should get out if this is day one of living together and your
Attitude is worse than it's ever been. This will not work. You don't know how much I hear from. Oh, you're the loser Elizabeth's sister
Balls dude. Oh, yeah have um you moron you
Can pick your friends you can have that friend, but there isn't anybody that would think that this is okay. It's shady Bruce
What's Shady I have not tried to hide anybody. I have not done anything. All you care about is brushing it under the rug and
Continually saying oh, it's okay. It's okay because it's okay with you and your needs are being met
You don't care about the hurt feelings you leave along the way
Her feelings. This is your problem. Not mine exactly
That's exactly how you look at this whole thing. It's my problem. Not yours. As long as you're okay
You didn't take into consideration any of our feelings and how this would affect us and you're kind of an ass
I'm sorry. That's the way I feel okay
You know, you just have him come to a party for ten years as part of our family he's still part of our lives
God has never done anything mean or said anything negative. So that's different. Is that actually a show?
Yeah, they're they both done the things in different ways
Yeah, but nobody that's coming would even know how to respond to her because of all the things that although
What why are we worried about anyone else? It's the night. Even if she doesn't come it's nice to be wake up
The same way that you feel bad for Scott not being invited
you don't feel bad for my dad not being invited because I have a relationship with Scott so that just oh you didn't have a
relationship with my dad for 25 years
yeah, what are
traitors
To go to help
What is going on she said a fashion emergency I have nothing to wear
Okay, here's the problem why he just show up
To help but last time I heard you guys are all good
Mom I would never abandon you if I even knew that you really
I
Didn't think that you would care I'm just gonna try to stay neutral and not get involved. I don't
Children energy
I'm trying to be as gracious as I can
I'm trying to be as understanding as I can
I'm betrayed. I've been sober on so many levels that your head would spin
Okay
Okay, my dad Jonathan on this trip so I took care of
You how many people are coming
I think that both of you have a inferiority complex
Like we vibe he doesn't need to like entertain me all day
He sits in the corner and juggles until you laugh like stop
Why don't you guys just go make out again and so on they're drunk you generally go
Honey, if you want khlomoney to come out of the cage, I will take my hoops off
Let's invest that lean on my face and I will whip your ass get your head out of everybody
Else's ass and pay attention to your family trip get over yourself and all your people mom
Listen this New Zealand radio thing. Did you proofread the questions?
I haven't seen the questions that they're printed up on my bed
The first question is what do you think, you know about love and if you were to be married again?
Would you just elope just say no to all the questions mom? It's your job
No, I'm not PR calm down this is the first time
One day mom and
I tell you this all the time and you never change so
Now I'm not doing your interview
is it come show me you're asking me for the
Instagrams and the interviews that we all do and I gave you one and I didn't see the question
So shoot me this came through you you authorized it. Come on. I
Have to do all my jobs. And that's why I'm saying before another one starts. Let's diminish it
Okay, I understand why I'll take care of it I do
All right. I'm gonna go. I love you
Go to your happy place like think about Mary
Poppins or something just go to a different place in your head so you can get through your day and get something to eat
I love you. There's your obsession with food. It'll make you feel better promise. Love you
