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Today we're looking at 10 ridiculous Walmart items
I'm going to let you know whether it's cash,
or whether it's trash!
literally gonna throw it in the trash
TRRAAAAAAASSH
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What's this dude? Oh?
What is it like a blade? It's a toy?
Yeah, it's a sword dude check this out guys.
Did you see anything on the package? I dont care dude I saw sword
Dude are you serious right now?
What what's weird about this? It's a toy. if you find something strange and odd with this
That's your fault dude. You're the pervert. Does it not stay?
It doesn't stay
Maybe it's so when you stab. Oh stood i have a life-- STOOD? "oh stood!"
This is a power rangers Ninja steel those of you that are familiar with power rangers, that movie came out
And then a minute later no one cared about it anymore
It was roasted by itself you shoot and launch ninja stars. I can launch a ninja star too! wait hold up
That's a picture, but this is an actual one this one's an actual one. Here's the picture books over
Hey, just in case you missed this one. We'll put a fake on that for you the idea is oh you put oh, oh
Something's happening dude. It's activated. Oh
Oh, I see look look guys
That's not doing anything. It throws a ninja star. as you can see it's literally not doing anything
If we can't figure this out, okay?
That's not true. We're pretty stupid
Okay, so I clearly cannot figure this out so brian found a little video online, so let's let's see what this is about
Power Rangers Ninja Steel
easy dude
Wow, dude. Oh, oh you've got to throw it? What? How did he throw it and  then catch it?
Why are there four of them theyre triplets? I feel like I'm getting the wrong impression from this video. Oh
It Didn't tell me anything. So i guess it doesnt throw it.
Its just what's the point of this it's got to do something. look at these instructions for this toy dude
You know you failed when you have these complicated instructions. you have to do it like this
no, yeah look that's what it says right here it even looks like it only goes two feet
Hey, watch out dude. I'm about to destroy you
Yeah, what what is this dude? What did you get for me is this any an animal it ingested itself?
sneak-A-Peek
Puppy. Oh how creepy rolls up into itself  oh there you go
Oh, what the heck - dude it's like an armadillo
What is with his Ears - dude this looks like a hedgehog
Armadillo thing dude watch the video. There's a video.
What okay hold on did you see how she just walked in dude like the woman ever walk before in her life?
literally like "shhh SNEAK A PEEK"
"Aww so cute!" "Shhh SNEAK"
they dont even look like dogs
See? "shh. SNEAK A PEEK PUPPIES"
What's with the shushing?
Stop shushing it. Look. Here's the thing though. Here's the thing right well
I find it really dumb like I really feel like Luna would like this. I feel like she'd liked it and for that reason
I'm gonna give this to my daughter. It's a cash it for that reason. She might not like it because it's literally sleeping
That's why the shushing
dude SNEAK
Next product is a like to buy that's right guys
This is a product that Brian's like he thinks these would make good dope or nopes
But we have to we have to know if you guys actually want to see this because it is quite pricy this razor
Ecosmart metric electric scooter evidently has this guy stoked, okay this guy's like forget about life
I'm on my scooter right now. Look at that smile dude
What is the last time you see you've seen an adult smile like that
you know like I want to I want to get that youth
Back you know I'm opening up all these children's toys here today because like I'm obsessed with not growing up dude
I want to live in neverland. To do that, I might need the scooter
Would you guys like to see this as a doper nope give this video a like if this video gets over
80,000 likes we will buy this and make a dope or nope, and test it around with our crew.
The amazing live sea monkeys. Ew what the heck
look at these naked sea monkeys, dude world's only instant pets. The amazing live sea monkeys. You can't tell me that
They're actually live
instant eggs legendary sea monkeys that really come to life from science fiction like suspended animation have been
America's Favorite aquatic pets for nearly
Decades they've been flown in outer space by Nasa to see what happens to animals born in a gravity-free environment
Next level Frankenstein testing let's see if these animals survive in space
Guaranteed to live at least two years and grow just like- i mean
What is a sea monkey see monkey is a brand name for Brine shrimp a group of crustaceans that undergo Crypto
Biosis sold in hatching kits. ew what the heck that's creepy
No joke. essentially what this is is like It's a form of shrimp, right?
Amanda loves shrimp do you think you could use this as like a form of seasoning?
What people eat shrimp? What's the difference
Look we have a couple different packets water purified instant live eggs growth food you pour in water
Stir it, wait 24 hours. Oh my gosh pour in the live eggs
oh, they hatch bada-bing bada-boom, and then you pour on the food to keep them alive, so you feed them every five days
So we could show you this. brian did this off camera. I'm curious to see what this has done if he was successful
He has raised a couple kids, so he has experienced raising things
 
i Don't see anything you guys it happened
The eggs are still there. when did you do this? two days ago one is it when are they supposed to hatch?
It says it on here
No, it doesn't. floating around I see the eggs floating around
And there's no way that you guys are going to be able to see that. Oh wait. You can't see that
Well What do you know see the top of the tank you can kind of see
The eggs floating around see near my forehead actually let's release them to the ocean
In the toilet. doesn't it go to the ocean? I'm just kidding. I'm not going to do that
How do you properly
Take care of sea monkeys guys let me know down in the comments below
We want to treat these things humanely because clearly the company did not still say it's a trash
I'm not going to throw them in the trash though. That's just messed up
Boom booger balls, so oh what it kind of fell apart. woops i had it the wrong way
That's how it was supposed to look
But it fell apart guys booger balls fall apart you know
That's just it's typical you want to mix them pick them and flick them bonus 30 booger balls included oh sweet
I get extra Boogers
What the heck dude this is just so weird go to watch if there's a video tip - there's a video.
 
 
 
Ugh i feel like i almost had
a gag reflex
What the heck dude?
Maybe I wasn't a normal kid. would you have like played with this when you're a kid when I like slime didn't blow called slime
Balls. I wouldn't have played with it
Well as a kid yeah, I liked hot wheels and legos so I throw the booger bath into here
Okay, mixing
mixing, mixing. okay, so now the bath is mixed, okay. That makes it makes a booger bath. Oh
There's the boogers. Oh gross dude. It's already lumped up
What?
You don't think I know how to mix some boogers dude? Yeah?
It's harder than it looks looks like it looks like you got a bunch of egg yolks in here
That's fine. So things you get a scoop out, a tablespoon. No not that. You said a teaspoon. This is a tablespoon
I thought you said teaspoon originally eyes them play it back, so then you get a scoop out a tablespoon
I just scoop up the booger solution now bring it back into there and just kind of let it settle in there
let it settle? like keep it in the spoon, keep it in the spoon keep it in the spoon.
Just kind of let the solution mix in there. What is that like this? No, no?
That's what you're talking about right, so it creates a casing. yes, however. It's not working. Oh
Oh, I'm bored.
Disgusting so this is not what you're supposed to do, but this is what we did
Oh my gosh clunk that it created a giant booger
oh My gosh, oh, it's clumpin dude. It's clumpin majorly.
its one big chunky booger dude. Oh my gosh
I'm gonna throw up. touch it with your fingers. no you touch it with your fingers dude. C'mon dude. Okay. Look look at that
That's the nasty booger. you throw that at me when I was a kid, I'd be like "bro. You're going to be missing your teeth soon"
This is a trash it dude. I'm sorry. I can't get behind Booger balls. I'm sorry dude booger balls not my thing sorry
I
Am Batman
15 plus sounds and phrases, but it's 15 make an entire product and all you could do is 15 sounds no
But redoing what else it is voice changer. Yeah, that's cool
But part of the trick yeah, I need some heavy-duty stuff up in here dude. He watched better movie. Yes
It was some part sorry guys. I I felt like the Batman movie was subpar
I don't know there were scenes in that I like didn't even make sense like
[course] [changes] activate calm the heck down dude
[there] we go. [gee] this Batman. Mask, not as cool as Christian bale
Smash just not I'm sorry Christopher Nolan will always be the best filmmaker
So here's the thing it actually fits my head
Relatively well do you guys remember that scene in?
The newest Batman V Superman Like Batman's in this like desert scene and like you
What are you doing back there, dude? I'm kind of attachés where it was a desert scene you remember what I'm talking about
I [don't] wash and then like and then he just wakes up, and you're like
Oh great that 20 minute scene literally didn't matter because there was a dream
It was like well what you can't jump in base for that. Yes
[there] [are] changes. Let's take [Kenny]. Can you like tall?
maybe because
Well [Gowell], no, where is the mic on this table?
This is the microphone. Did you feel like English?
Some more like the Joker
Can you even understand what I'm saying?
This is been a pleasure
I'm gonna try to make it sound like the only thing you can hear the mask okay, and I'm enunciated properly
[what]?
Honey Christopher her daddy Crystal, so it's like be
Hydrated honey, I don't know [I've] never heard of it
II deliver honey without the sticky mess these natural tasty crystals combined with the Elegant taste of natural honey along with the convenience and
sweetness of cane Sugar, okay
So what is it natural cane sugar and honey crystals make lump show you quietly [but] a technical term to clump?
What is it to clump have you ever clumps before?
Well, I'm a guy and we're gonna eat this with something or we're just going to literally eat a spoonful
Cane sugar. [oh], that's strong
You don't smell that
That does not smell good. It's a spoon bulb honey makes the crystals go down the crystals crystals
the Crystals go down
our student
Yes its audit first very odd. It's a bad taste at first, but then the honey flavor actually comes down
I mean, it's just how it's like dehydrated have that dehydrated taste
Relax dude trying to get sure [hines]. It's bad at first and then the actual [flavors] start kicking in yeah
Once you get past like the rainy texture of whatever it is that's encapsulating it
I say this could work, but here's the thing you need to put this in hot stuff to dissolve, honey
naturally already dissolves in hot stuff, so
The question is can this dissolve in cold stuff okay? So we got a play of water here, so let's see if this dissolved
And this is just room temperature
It's not dissolving. I think it did yeah, but honey would do that too. It just takes a while. You know [oh] relax dude [I]
Mean it's dissolving, but just not fat. I say for this guy
Treasurer I'd rather just use actual honey all right over the shoulder
dude
There we go
only one take did oh
Relax dude that hurt my ears my - oh
Finally I hurt yours. What is this dude before I rip it apart
[18] inch grid massage bar relieve tight muscles with therapeutic massage so as you can [see] we have a tight muscle massager
Just hit your head. I thought it was softer just literally rock-hard
Like you mean it
How could I not mean it? I'm doing it?
I need [to] lose their meaning to do what it's meant to do. We got to put some oomph on it
What am I a piece of dough rolling myself out here?
Exactly, [this] is not good. This is not
[good] come here. No. What do you do this?
I'm going to use it as its intended [own] use yes, I will I promise [it] brian
Get here now
Hey
Me sneaking oh
say
It [doesn't] feel good with it actually it is. So that's pretty good
That's what I think of that. You're going to trash it when it's gonna do the [job] [right] yeah
Because myofascial release heart before we get into that next product make sure
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I just like my beers a little edgy dude
All Day comfort stylist who's using
Styluses though what have you ever seen someone use a stylist other than to be like I wonder if this works
Are you my apple pen do you?
so the idea behind this
Stylus is that it perfectly contoured unique shape is comfortable any way you hold it. No look they're holding it two different ways one
They're holding it down like this. Which is not comfortable at all
Because it's like cutting into you right here, and the other way is much more comfortable
But it's just like holding an actual pen this little lip [right] here is completely pointless
Like literally, it is not comfortable in any way you hold it
It's just not this is comfortable holding it like this, but then as you can see this little piece right here is doing nothing
It's just like a normal pen. I'll see if it even works though, okay? Here's the here's the test
I was like dude. It didn't work at first you notice that it like didn't work at first by the way
This is my [Instagram] [check]
[it] out dude atmos [ice] I am pretty dope right [there's] my sweet girl. Look how cute she is on
This is just not. It's just not accurate
Maybe that's just me though okay. So what we're going to do right now is do a little comparison test
What do you want me to write my name?
Not bad
Hello, it goofed. It. Goofed a couple times there as you can see now. We [have] the apple pencil
oh
Okay, interesting this thing didn't let up enough that one did let me try again, ooh
interesting hold on
You see those dips right there whoops and like on [the] when it comes up like that at the end of the letters
That's because when I write, and I lift up it does that but this one surprisingly
Doesn't do that
It's just it's actually much smoother
You're the first time. You're like. You know this one still looks better see this one still triggers a little bit early
See you like the edges and stuff like that
I don't mind this I say this is a cat despite its weird. Shape wow
Hi home. I home finally I home
I
Was about to get a copyright strike dude. No Disney. I ain't interested in your copyright strikes
Just through stupid Star wars songs. I'm just kidding
I love your start with songs but still wirelessly stream music from a computer tablet smartphone
I mean, I was actually somewhat impressed with the volume of that [oh] my gosh
Are you serious [you] buy products and they give you homework dude?
We'll leave it like that
Okay, so now it's since it's in Bluetooth mode. [I] should be able to pair [it] to my phone eat kids live
B67
[sleep] that's it spared. We shall do some Youtube [videos] battle universe much better. Hey guys
[wow], jay-Bez, and this is val universe, and this is very very like echoey not a great shape
I'm gonna try one final thing. I always have to test it on my music because I mixed and mastered my own music
So I know how it [should] sound on good. I'm friends with the
Creeper that is [mah] World [charted]
I wouldn't have no one not complex Roxana Burnet County judges ag turns out to
one of the friend [of] [waters] man I
Don't really
We will take you so man, I know
We work for you
but why three
[hahaha], that's no good no, bueno
Take out the trash and put it on my shelf
But it's a trash it for what it's intended use can't trash it if you're gonna keep it still [bBA]
No, you can't trash. It is here to keep it. No. It's still [DBa] bro. That's against the rules no
It's not guys you let me know down in the comments below
It's still a trash it right because this is crappy speaker no, but you're keeping it no
But it's Bba you can't throw BB-8 away see that video right there that is a video that YouTube thinks you
Specifically will enjoy literally you based on everything that you watch
It's like that's a video that you're gonna like let us know in the comments of that video. Do you like that video?
I want to know if Youtube is right let's check it out. All right guys high five
