Hello!
Welcome to Awesome Time.
This is the show where
I tell you about all
of the new stuff at Vat19.
And stick around, we've
got Stupid Science.
All right, welcome
to episode 116.
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soon because it's the holidays.
All of you are
ordering a ton from us
right now, which is
awesome, but I actually
have to go run out
to our warehouse
to go help with all of that.
So, today, your host is
actually going to be Eric.
So Eric's going
to be Jamie, Kara
will play the part
of Eric, and Reby is
going to play the part of Kara.
Stick around, you're going to
have a ton of fun with Eric.
He's probably funnier
than I am, but he doesn't
know the products as well.
Hopefully he read the web page.
I'll figure it out.
Hello.
All right, pass me the
Apple Watch of triumph.
All right, I'm off
to the warehouse
to pack your packages, thanks.
Don't actually leave,
I'll break this.
All right, guys, our first
segment is, you guessed it,
it's the one that
keeps the lights
on-- sponsorships and
outstanding reviews
and recommendations, yeah!
Today, we're going to be
playing with the Jimu Robot.
Full disclosure, this
is sponsored by UBTECH.
And it's a fully programmable
robot that you build,
and then you get to
control it with an app.
You actually can program it
to do stuff, it's really cool.
All right, with this
kit you can actually
build the Buzz Bot
or the Mutt Bot.
It takes the same parts, you
can build either one of those.
We already built one for you.
Now you can play with it, now
you can make him do cool stuff.
All right, so I got
my free app here.
And now you can
control him, so we've
hooked him up via Bluetooth.
Now, let's play with him.
All right, I'm going
to move him right.
Back left.
I'm going to try a twist.
Oh, this guy's got crazy moves,
I can't even dance like that.
This is his happy dance.
I want to try to do that.
I think that's pretty good.
Once you've built him and
now you can control him,
you can actually program a bunch
of these moves for him to do.
All right, so we have
already programmed
our own little Awesome
Time dance into this guy.
So let's go to the
coding section,
and then we go up to here for
the ones we've already made.
And there's the
Awesome Time dance.
You can see the different moves
we've programmed in there.
So this is teaching you about
engineering, it's teaching you
about science, programming,
math-- which is cool,
because it's fun
and educational.
The more you know.
All right, so let's run our
program and watch him dance.
The happy dance, yes!
Careful, robot!
He almost went off the table,
so get a big table, maybe,
if you've got a complicated
dance like we made.
But, yeah, the Jimu Robot.
Again, we are not
selling this, sadly,
but you can find it at
Best Buy, Target-- a lot
of the big retailers are
going to have this guy.
Pick it up, start programming,
and have some fun.
All right, we're moving along.
Guys, if you hate
the job I'm doing,
hit me up in the comments.
Just leave some
anonymous hate or maybe
on my personal Twitter, just
tell me how terrible I'm doing.
All right, here we go,
this one is awesome.
Thanks, Reby.
Oh, man, we've been
waiting for these.
These are the Star
Wars battling drones.
We got three of them.
Here's your Speeder Bike,
your Advanced TIE Fighter,
and your X-Wing.
It's getting crowded in here,
these boxes are so epic.
All right, so-- all
right, maybe we'll
ditch a couple just so I can
show you the unboxing of one.
So it's a pretty sweet
box, it's got a wax seal.
Check this out, you haven't even
played with the toy yet, guys.
Let go.
The force is strong
with this one.
Oh, sorry, guys, I was
checking out the box.
All right, so it plays sounds
from the original movie.
And you can see there's
even a lucite box
on the inside showcasing
your cool figurine-- no,
it's not even a
figurine, it's a drone
that you can fly in battle!
So we get our TIE Advanced, our
Speeder Bike, and our X-Wing.
And these are hand-painted, so
check out all the detail there.
So, I mean, you
can showcase these.
You can also fly them.
All right, so I have
my controller here,
and this thing is serious.
I mean, it's got buttons
galore, it's got even a place
to hold your cell phone for an
app that will be coming soon.
They are really cool, they go
35 miles an hour max speed.
They have an infrared
signal, right here,
that they kind of shoot out.
If you get hit, your
controller vibrates
to let you know that you've been
hit by one of the other drones.
And then if you get
hit three times,
your drone will actually
spin around and be
disabled for a little bit.
Battle them with friends, up to
12 people can battle at a time.
So, I mean, the
stars are the limit.
Gosh, that's bad.
So, yeah, pick these up.
They're going to be the
hottest new toy this Christmas,
I promise you that.
All right, Reby, give
me something easy,
maybe like a bottle opener.
Oh!
Oh, man, that is a pound
of gold, magnetic putty.
And stuck right in the middle,
a giant, ferrite magnet
that comes with it.
This is an exclusive
to Vat19, you
can't get this anywhere
else, currently.
So you get the giant
magnet, and then
you get this pound of gold,
magnetic putty-- of course,
you know how cool
magnetic putty is.
Just like the normal
putty, you can stretch it,
except there's a
lot more to stretch.
It's like a workout.
Tear it.
You could bounce it.
You can control it, like, you
can make a little strand of it
because it's got infused
magnetic particles,
so it reacts to magnets, guys.
It's alive!
So, yeah, you're probably used
to, like, this guy, right?
Like, this is our Precious
Metals Gold Putty.
Oh, it's shimmery.
Look at the size
difference on this bad boy.
I mean, do it jumbo.
I'm going to do a
little experiment here.
I'm going to set this down,
we're going to table top
the rest of this episode.
All right, I'm just
going to leave this here,
let's see what happens.
Nice, Reby.
This is Happy Salmon, a
very fun and addictive game.
So it's just this
little salmon pouch.
All right, so you also get
72 cards, and on each card
it has this kind of action.
This one says pound it.
So if we were playing
I would say, pound it.
And then if somebody else
had another pound it card,
we would bump fists.
And once you pound it
with somebody else,
then you can discard that
card, go to the next one.
Once you run out of all
of your cards, you win.
It's super high
energy, it's crazy.
You're shouting out stuff,
you're doing actions.
My favorite action, of
course, is the namesake
of the game, the happy salmon.
Kara, can you do the happy
salmon with me from off-screen?
That's the happy salmon, you've
got to, like, do like that.
That's Happy Salmon,
buy it now, Vat19.com.
This is Lift It!.
This is another really fun game.
This one takes a
little bit more time,
it's not quite as
crazy as Happy Salmon.
So you set up your
board, and then you
get these pieces, all right.
So you've got these,
like, building blocks.
All right, so you can play
this with one to eight people.
I mean, if you don't have
any friends, like me,
you can play this by yourself.
And so you're going to
draw one of these cards,
and it will have,
like, a configuration
that you need to make.
So this one says you've got
40 seconds to make this.
And you can't just do
it with your hands.
Like, you can't just, like,
set it up and put it there.
You've got to use the cranes
that it comes with to make it.
While you're going
around the board,
sometimes you're going
to get a space where
you have to use your head.
So you put on one
of these guys, you
attach the crane doodad to it.
If I had gotten
the head space, I
would have to create that
whole thing with my head.
So let's see, once
again, can I do it,
this time using the old noggin?
One, two, three-- here we go.
Sort of hard to see down there.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Barely got any time left,
barely got any time left.
Ah, didn't even get one piece.
There's also a
part where you have
to use a teammate
to put it together,
so you might both have the
cranes on and be working
as a team to get it assembled.
So that is Lift It!.
Get it, play it with some
friends this holiday season,
and enjoy.
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All right, next up
we got another game,
Rock Me Archimedes.
This is a cool balancing
game for two people.
It's like chess if the chess
board were on a teeter totter.
This game is from our
friends at Marbles:
The Brain Store-- another
cool game from them.
So what you do is you will place
a marble on one of the sides,
and it tips like that,
right, so it's now
got more weight over here.
If your end touches the ground,
or the table, or whatever--
you lose.
And then you take a
die, and you roll it,
and let's say I got a three.
I can move this three spaces,
now-- one, two, three.
So, like, somebody who's
playing me might put one there.
Oh, boy, watch it, bro.
And then I can choose to either
move mine a little bit more,
or I can put another one on.
So if I were to get
four of my marbles
into this area right here,
which is the end zone,
I win unless, again, I touch the
ground on either side of this.
And that's Rock Me Archimedes,
a really fun strategy game.
Check it out, Vat19.
I'm getting hungry,
Reby, hit me.
This is the Milk and
Cookie Shot Maker,
it's a silicone maker that
allows you to make cookie cups.
You pour the milk in
there, drink the milk out
of the cookie, eat the cookie.
So we just made
these, they still
might be a little crumbly.
Nice, Kara, good work.
All right, so you're supposed
to melt chocolate into it
and that prevents the milk from
seeping through or leaking out.
We didn't have time to
make the chocolate liner
but that's because it's this
episode's, Stupid Science.
Stupid Science.
All right, come on in, Kara.
Yeah.
Oh, you brought the milk.
Kara.
Yeah?
My hippopotamus is this.
If we fill milk up without
the chocolate liner,
it'll just soak it up,
and it'll be, like,
this cookie soaked
with milk, and maybe we
could just eat it straight like
that and it would be delicious.
I like where your head's at.
Yeah.
I'm seeing some
crackage going on there.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
What you said will
probably happen,
but I also think it
will spew out the side.
All right, so this is science.
We've got to test
our hippopotamus.
Oh!
Oh, it is leaking.
There's one hole back there.
There's, like, a single hole.
You better get that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it is soaking in, though.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, it's soaking it up
down there a little bit.
So it's both leaking out
and soaking it up-- a bit
of a mess.
So to fully test
our hypotenuse, I
am going to put a
cookie in my mouth,
and you're going to
pour the milk into it,
and we can see if it
really is a delight.
All right, here we go.
Here it comes.
Mm.
Oh, shoot.
Mm, it's so good!
The milk went right
through my mouth,
and I got to eat the cookie.
It soaked the milk up.
It's very pleasant!
I feel like your inner
Chauncey was coming out.
It's pretty good!
So I think--
I think we proved
something today.
--hippopotamus
solved or whatever.
And that was Stupid Science.
Cool.
All right, so it
is that time where
we do a segment-- we can't get
to everything we wish we could,
but we're going to
give you the bullet
points in our awesome segment
that you have to love,
Bullet Time.
I'm going to have,
like, 15 seconds
to go through each item.
Here we go.
All right, there's the
Nintendo controller notebook.
Looks like a Nintendo
controller back from the '80s,
and it's a notebook.
So you can write stuff down
there like cheat codes.
All right, I've got to move on.
Oh, this is beer for dogs-- not
real beer, it's not alcoholic,
it's just good for dogs.
It looks like beer, it's fun.
All right, we got to move on.
Careful, Reby.
This is the plant pot mug.
You could put a plant
in it, but you're
supposed to put coffee in it.
You drink it, it's
fun for gardeners,
you've got a green thumb.
I've got to move on.
All right, this is the world's
smallest Stretch Armstrong.
If you are an '80s kid,
you probably remember this.
He stretches out, he's
tiny, he stretches back.
And I've got to move on.
These are the
emojis coffee mugs.
So, here we go, we've
got three of them.
They look like the things
that you send to people,
but now you can
drink out of them.
Oh, gosh, that looks dangerous.
This is the
multiblade sharpener.
You can sharpen
all kinds of things
that have blades--
credit card pocket knife,
you can sharpen scissors,
you sharpen anything
that has a blade-- it's cool.
That's it, that's Bullet Time.
All right, let's check
in on our gold putty.
It's eating it-- pretty cool.
I'll let that sit a
little bit longer,
and we'll do some fan art.
Jamie always complains that this
hurts his arm, so here we go.
All right, maybe you saw
this on our Instagram,
but look at these lovely gents.
Flowers coming out of my
mouth with the hyper lips,
and Danny's just taking a little
snooze, a little, cute snooze
with some flowers on.
All right, that was fan art.
Thanks, guys.
If you want to send
your own fan art to us,
please put my face on it
and send it to this address,
I need some friends.
All right, guys, it's time
to wrap this episode up.
I hope I did a
decent job for you.
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