-Sometimes people say one thin
when they actually mean
something completely different
Y'all feel me?
Well, I want to help you break
down what they really mean
with "Said It, Meant It."
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right. Let's get into it
What they said was, "What
are you doing this weekend?"
What they meant was...
"I know exactly what
you're doing this weekend
because you invited
all of our friends,
and I'm calling to give yo
a chance to invite me
before I block you
on Instagram."
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
It hurts so bad.
You ever know when everyone'
invited to something and you'r
just like, "What are you guy
doing this weekend?
Whatever. No reason.
Just asking."
What they said was,
"I booked a 6:00 a.m.
pilates class tomorrow morning."
What they meant was...
"I'm gonna sleep through
a 6:00 a.m. pilates class
tomorrow morning."
Don't play yourself, y'all
Don't play yourself.
What they said was,
"Just following up."
What they meant was...
"Ho, did I stutter?!"
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
A type of passive-aggressiveness
I aspire to have, honestly
What they said was, "Who els
is invited to the party?"
What they meant was...
"Yo, is my ex gonna be there?"
That's the only reason you ask
Let's be real.
If your ex or your ex's new bae.
That's the only reason.
What they said was,
"I like those pants."
What they meant was...
"Okay, I accidentally
looked at your crotch,
and I don't want you to thin
I'm checking your weiner size,
so I have to compliment
your pants."
[ Applause ]
[ Laughs ] Ahh.
I love that there's
a few mothers cheering.
Um -- [ Clears throat ]
What they said was,
"My thoughts and prayers."
What they meant was...
"The NRA gives me
millions of dollars every year
so I don't really care
about stopping gun violence.
[ Audience ohhs ]
That was "Said It, Meant It,
everybody!
