The Kanto Region
Home to many weird looking magical animals
But, we call them Pokemon to make ourselves look a lot less crazy
BECAUSE WHEN I TELL PEOPLE THAT I LIVE WITH MAGICAL ANIMALS
THAT CAN SHOOT ICE BEAMS AND CAUSE EARTHQUAKES
THEY ALL THINK MY HEAD'S GOT A FEW SCREWS LOOSE
BUT NO
MOM!
I'M NOT CRAZY
THEY'RE CALLED POKEMON, WHY DON'T YOU GET WITH THE TIMES
Every years, ten year olds from all over the region drop out of school
And run away from home, in hopes to become professional Pokemon trainers
Today was the day our main hero from Pallet Town
Ash Ketchum gets to become a professional Pokemon trainer
Ash: hey mom
Mom: BILLY IS THAT YOU
Ash: mom, it's me ... it's Ash Ketchum
Mom: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL FIGHTING IN WORLD WAR 2
Ash: today's my birthday mom
Ash: I'm turning ten years old today
Mom: UGHHHHHHHHH!
Ash: you didn't get me anything did you?
Mom: UGHHHHHH
Ash: you know what?
Ash: I figured you didn't get me anything
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Ash: listen, I'm going to become a Pokemon trainer today alright?
Ash: so I'm leaving home
Mom: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO COLLEGE
Ash: I'm 10 years old mom!
Mom: YOUR BROTHER WAS 5 YEARS OLD WHEN HE WENT TO COLLEGE
Ash: I don't even have ... ugh...
Ash: good bye mom!
Mom: JIMMY IS THAT YOU?
Gary: GRAND PA!
Gary: HE'S COMING!
Oak: WHAT? NO!
Oak: I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME
Gary: no! he's on his way right now!
Bulbasaur: Please don't let him choose us!
Squirtle: I DON'T WANT TO BE HIS STARTER POKEMON
Charmander: I HEAR HE FORCES FIRE TYPE POKEMON-
Charmander: GULP
Charmander: TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH AGAINST WATER TYPES!
Squirtle: DIABOLICAL!
Oak: CHARMANDER!
Oak: SQUIRTLE!
Oak: BULBASAUR!
Oak: We need to hide!
Oak: Quickly Gary! turn off the lights!
Oak: Oh no! we forgot to tell Pikachu to hide!
Squirtle: where's Pikachu?
Charmander: I THINK HE'S TAKING A SHOWER!
Oak: let's just hope that he stays in there!
Gary: shh!
Gary: Grandpa I hear footsteps!
Ash: I'M READY TO BECOME A POKEMON TRAINER!
Ash: hello?
Bulbasaur: WE'RE NOT HERE!
Charmander: BULBASAUR!
Bulbasaur: SORRY, GOT NERVOUS!
Ash: is anybody here?
Ash: guess noone's home
Pikachu: so... are you just going to stand there and not explain  what the hell are you doing in here?
Ash: OF COURSE!
Ash: This must be the Pokemon Professor Oak left for me to have!
Pikachu: uhh, I'm sorry what?
Ash: ha, he must've known I would stop by
Pikachu: listen, uh..
Pikachu: clearly you're an incoherent individual, now why don't you turn around and go back outside before I call the cops
Pikachu: what are you doing?
Ash: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME PIKACHU!
Pikachu: uhh Gosh, your Armpits reek of an acute musty odor!
Squirtle: HE'S TAKING PIKACHU!
Bulbasaur: THE INHUMANITY!
Oak: Alright, this has been going on far too long!
Pikachu: PROFESSOR!
Pikachu: this lunatic wants to kidnap me! you gotta save me
Oak: Ash Ketchum put him down at once!
Ash: depends, are you going to give me another Pokemon?
Oak: uhh
Charmander: NO
Charmander: NO!
Charmander: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Squirtle: no... no... NO... NOOOOOOO!!
Bulbasaur: please don't! please don't! please don't!
Oak: sorry! they've all been taken by other trainers!
Ash: all three of them?
Oak: all three of them!
Ash: but Gary and I are the only trainers in Pallet town!
Oak: just put down the Pikachu Ash!
Ash: alright
Ash: WAIT, LOOK OVER THERE!
Ash: IT'S A CLOWN TRYING TO FIGHT YOUR DESKTOP COMPUTER!
Oak: WHERE?
Oak: oh that?
Oak: that's just the house keeper
Oak: WAIT! WHERE'S HE GO?
Oak: F*%&
And so, Ash Ketchum departed on his Pokemon Journey!
But will he be able to successfully train his Pikachu?
Find out next episode on "WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IN POKEMON"
Any of you guys want to bet on how long it'll take him to get arrested for stealing that Pikachu?
I'd say give it maybe... 2... 3 episodes?
