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Now I touch you
Yeah, buddy
Cool beans, homie
Umm... that's pretty weird, but cool
Can I just say, I think she's hot
Just look at that figure
She is pretty cricket, dude
I said dude
She is cricket
I always try to be charming
Cuz you never know
Yeah, dude, like whatever, text me
Nailed it!
Yeah, not really
hhuuhhhhhh
So, I've read a lot of pages of his diary
And I gotta tell you it's really funny
He truly still wants to grow up and get in a real rocket ship
On one page, he mentioned how he was gonna chuck a flip-phone at me
And he also mentioned that he wants a little German sheep
And he intends to name it Glen
Ohh, look at the thing
Dah-da-dah
I think I shoulda hit the... never mind
LOOK THERE'S A BIRD
They have such a lot of birds here
Wowww
Hey, look at the little tiny zucchini
That's not for the birds!
[bird noise]
And that is the dove
The Dove of Ishmael
The bird of one song
Whenever I'm done drinking a milk,
I am done, that's it
Ishmael taught me that, it's really cool
We're going to have frittatas
Hooray! I win!
No, I'm the best
I'M THE BEST
