- I don't like you T-series.
Nothing personal, kid
but I must go all out,
just this once.
Bobs or Vergana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down T-Series,
I'm here to spill the real tea.
You trying to dethrone me
from spot on number one
but you India, you lose,
so best think you haven't won.
When I'm through with you,
we're gonna be completely fucking done
'cause we've only just begun.
I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone!
So come on T-Series,
looking hungry for some drama.
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
T-Series ain't nothing
but a bitch lasagna.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
Look at T-Series,
they're just crying for their momma.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
T-Series ain't nothing
but a bitch lasagna.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
T-Series just wet
themselves in their pajamas.
So who the hell is Bob
and why you wanna kiss him? Ehw.
I'm a blue-eyes white dragon,
while you're just dark magician.
You got a fifth of the
population in your nation
but I got nine year olds of worlds,
so hold your defecation. Oops.
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is
that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came
from a Mumble Rap Community.
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa, Johnny.
Now down all of this sugar
and let's throw this fucking party
with some bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
Look at T-Series,
they're just crying for their momma.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
T-Series ain't nothing
but a bitch lasagna.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
Look at T-Series,
they just wet in their pajamas.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
T-Series ain't nothing
but a bitch lasagna.
You got a population of 1.32 billion
but most your videos can't seem
to hit even a million.
SUB BOT!
- The day has come.
Today we are gathered
here to stop T-Series.
Today, I'm gonna make PewDiePie in clay,
smacking the T-Series into little pieces.
Also, he will have on his back,
the 399 Gaming Chair, Edgar and Maya.
How do I do this?
I have no idea.
All I have is those screenshots.
Disgusting!
Pewdiepie, with his dresses,
Edgar and Maya--
I see myself, hi mom!
Okay dear nine year olds,
this is not a time for jokes,
let's make the base.
(loud cutting)
(upbeat music)
Okay guys, this is the T okay.
All we need to do is to glue that
to make the very not
nice T-Series armature .
Okay, when it's drying,
we're gonna make some clay.
Subscribe to PewDiePie.
T- Series is red so we
need a lot of red clay.
I'm sorry but I have to take you,
you have to be T-Series.
(funny voices)
How to open the clay to stop T-Series?
Okay, it's back to the armature
because this has dried,
we gonna glue the other side,
let's just glue the other side
for extra protection and security.
Perfect.
Okay, but back to the clay.
(funny noises)
How to open the second pack of the clay?
By nose.
Okay, so time to cut some clay
and if you ever wonder
what's my point of view,
how you see, I don't see anything.
Time to add some more clay
because this is not enough.
So I have to use a different color
because I don't have
too much of this color.
Okay, so how do we open this clay?
Very simple.
(mysterious sounds)
Holy lasagna,
why I am so stupid?
Okay, time to mix
everything to stop T-Series
and speaking of T-Series,
this look, it just dried.
So now we're gonna put this over here
but before we're gonna put the swing,
gonna add some glue to the vegana.
As you see, Tinos, Tanos,
Tinos is helping me.
This is the support
and this have to be dried.
This is good for muscles.
Look who we have in the room.
(funny mumbling noises)
This is T-Series.
Okay, it's on.
It took me ages to mix,
to make the one color
out of these few colors
and finally now we're gonna apply this
to the aluminum wire.
Tanos, you make a great job.
Now, can I have your Infinity Good let?
- No way, it's mine.
- Dude, but I need it for
the hand of PewDiePie.
- No, no, no, this is
my Infinity Good let,
make yourself.
- Okay, but at least
subscribe to PewDiePie.
- Me and my Infinity Good
let are already subscribed.
- Okay, time to cover the T
and guys now it's time
to tell you where I was
for the last two weeks.
I was on a secret mission
to spy T-Series subscribers in Thailand
because Thailand is very near India
and they are on the same continent, Asia.
So I was there on holidays for two weeks
and those holidays,
I really need that,
that was the best
holidays ever in my life.
I done so much.
Great things like riding an elephant,
meeting the monkeys,
going on various sea trips,
cooking Thai food,
beaching,
I mean lying on the beach, beach,
not bitch lasagna,
lying on the beach, beach not bitch
and yeah I know that I have
few subscribers from Thailand.
I haven't met any one of you
but guys you live in a paradise (mumbles),
I wish I could born there
but instead I am in the cold country
and I could go on wonderful vacations
but yeah that was great
and I bark with the new energy
to create more great videos for you
and to stop T-Series
because PewDiePie need more subscribers.
Okay the first side is almost done.
Now the other side.
Fake 399 Gaming Chair in the
color of poop do the job.
Go away with this.
Can you please go away,
I'm sculpting PewDiePie.
Alright, we're gonna
make some details on it
and this will be done.
So now we're gonna smooth
the surface of T-Series.
Time to make the Pewd,
so we're gonna put aside this red clay
and we're gonna need a lot of black clay
so give me this (mumbles)
but no, actually first
we need to make armature.
So let's make this.
Okay, so we need two elements like that
and we're gonna tangle them.
Okay, so I made a simple armature
and now I have to just adjust
it to the motion position.
So he will be like jumping onto T-Series
and T-Series you are bad (mumbles)
okay, okay, I will stop.
Okay, so it's ready.
On this hand,
he will have the Infinity Good let.
So I will just maybe cut it, maybe here.
Not too much, not too short
and on this hand,
he will be grabbing the Artifact of Power,
the Second Artifact of
Power 399 Gaming Chair
and by the way,
this is day number two.
Sculpting is very time consuming,
it's not looking at memes.
So, we're gonna use the clay.
How we open this clay?
By eyes.
Okay, we're gonna cut this
clay into little pieces,
put this clay into the
mashing machine please,
put a little piece of the clay
on the left PewDiePie leg, he needs that.
And now we're gonna do the same
with the second leg over there.
Guys we need to add more
clay into the ass area.
Okay, it's time for the details
so let's make some details (mumbles).
So then, now we're gonna make this jacket.
Oh it's a lot of clay.
PewDiePie, you're gonna cost me a fortune.
Okay, so time for opening
another pack of clay.
How we gonna open this clay today?
By ear of course.
Very nice.
Okay, time to add the clay to the torso,
we're gonna make the jacket.
I'm out of ideas how to open the clay,
so let me know in the
comments how to open the clay
and in the next episode,
we're gonna open the clay
how you like to open the clay okay.
So for now, we're gonna
do it traditionally,
cut it out like I always do okay.
Alright, time to add some clay to the,
okay, time to stomp on
this voice for a second.
We're gonna add more clay
to the muscles of PewDiePie
because he needs power to fight T-Series.
I just realized that he will have
the Infinity Good let on this hand
so we're gonna cut it.
It's time to add some details.
Okay guys, I think now is the time
to connect PewDiePie to the T-Series.
So the T will be just holding him.
So we're gonna connect this wire
to this wire inside
and this wire to this wire inside.
I have to break it just a little bit
and here we also have to break.
So as you see, I just
added a few wires over here
and we're gonna add also a few wires
over here for extra protection.
We're gonna glue then the wires
of PewDiePie arms and legs to those wires
and this will be stable.
Okay guys I made it.
I didn't have the hands
to tap the record button
but as you see,
I somehow attached the wire to the wire
and then it's gonna be glued.
Alright guys, now we're
gonna just glue this area.
He's just kicking T-Series with his leg.
Alright guys, when the glue
of PewDiePie is drying up,
we're gonna make the face.
Have you remember when
I make The Link face,
we're gonna try to recreate this
because his face was beautiful.
Okay, so we're gonna make
the face with this clay
but first of all,
we need to wash our hands
because they are dirty
because dirty hands plus
clean clay equals dirty clay.
Washing hands is good for me.
Have you ever tried to
wash a hand in your life?
You should try it.
Very clean, very nice.
Okay, so let's suppose that
that is the head of PewDiePie.
We're gonna just cut this element.
Great, now we're gonna roll it
in the hands for two hours.
Perfect matching.
Okay, let's add to his face,
one Swedish nose,
two eye holes,
one mouth.
Alright guys, you might notice
that I changed the color of the clay
and the type of the clay.
I changed it to former professional
because I couldn't work with the (mumbles)
because it was too soft
and I couldn't just make the proper face.
So here we are, (mumbles).
Guys, I haven't made a face since
a few months or something or maybe longer.
I think that this face of PewDiePie
might even be worse than The Link face.
So again, holes for the eyes.
Okay, let's expand the mouth a little bit
because he's singing bitch
lasagna, bitch lasagna.
Okay, let's add the eyes.
Alright, now we're gonna just smooth it.
Okay guys, now very hard face operation.
Alright, now we're gonna make lips
and this thing is not his tongue,
this is just the internal of his mouth,
I forgot to add it.
So now we have to just put some
of the color of the mouth.
Now we're gonna just put
some white teeth inside
and this is gonna be done.
And the eyes.
Okay, so we're gonna add
the ears to PewDiePie.
Okay, so for now we go in one to one.
It's looking exactly like the real one.
Okay, now we're gonna make
the mustache and the beard
because a man without
the mustaches and beards
looks like nine year old baby.
Alright, so we're gonna
put some brown color clay,
the color of poop,
into this machine,
then we're gonna close it
and then we need to do,
just use some force.
(funny noises)
This is a very tough job.
Oh my god. Fine.
And this is the result, snake poop.
I am just joking,
this is just the clay shaped like that.
So we're gonna just cut it
into the little, little,
very little pieces.
Alright, so after two
years of cutting that,
we've got something like this.
I am not sure if this is
gonna look like a beard
but I really hope so.
Okay guys, so let's
start adding some of it
to the mustache's area.
This is looking magnificent.
Let's add some more to this area.
More beard, oh yeah.
You know what, this doesn't look that bad.
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna.
Okay guys, now we're gonna make hair.
So we're just gonna cut a
little bit longer stripes.
Alright, so we're gonna just add the hair
to the top of his head but not much
because he will have a cap over here.
Okay, so that's how look the final effect.
He's now bald but he
will not be in a second.
Now we're gonna place
the head over the body.
It's looking not bad.
Look at the eyes, they
are looking like nipples.
Okay we're gonna smooth the surface a bit.
(mumbles)
Alright guys, now we're gonna
add the two glaive glasses,
maybe he's gonna look better with them.
Oh yeah, looking pretty nice, like a boss.
Now we're gonna add the
cap and the headphones.
So how to make the cap?
That is simply,
I have no idea, I'm trying something.
Okay and now we're gonna
cut the cap out of it.
Very hard.
Okay, then just add it to the face.
Okay, we're gonna add
some more hair to the back
because I thought that this hair
and this cap hat will be longer.
So we're gonna add some here.
Alright, now we're gonna
do the sign on the cap
or whatever that mean.
Magnificent.
Alright, time to make the headphones.
Guys, I just realized
that there was no need to make the ears
because the headphones are
gonna be covering them.
Let's make the color for the headphones.
Let's add some of the yellow to this clay
because I think in the real life
they are more like an orange alright.
Or maybe no, no, no, no,
we're gonna do something
different to mix this clay.
Have you remembered what I
told you in the previous video?
Ta-da! I have something to open.
(funny noises)
What is that?
What is that? What are those?
I have no idea guys,
this is something for kneading the clay.
I hope this will help me knead my clay.
So let's test it guys.
I'm super excited about this.
I bought it like one month ago
and it finally arrived in my country.
I just read the manuals and
all the instructions assembling
and guys this is nice.
So let's see how it
will condition my clay.
I have to be super careful with that
because this is like 500
kilos pressure on this.
It's moving,
I am not sure if I'm gonna
bolt it into the table.
We will see later.
Okay, so I guess it done the job,
the color is changed
and the clay is soft.
This is nice.
Okay guys, so easy when to guide it.
I'm gonna place something
into the description
and in my amazing shop with all the items
and the clays and all the things
and I will give you my final
thoughts about this kinda later
because now I just used
it for the first time
and after some time I will have
some more opinions about it.
You go in here please
and you go in here please.
By the way, I have the same headphones
but in the green color.
Can we make a super thin layer of clay?
Yeah we can.
Alright my dear nine year olds,
now we're gonna do a
little P like PewDiePie
on the left headphone, nice.
Okay, so now we're gonna make
the psychedelic black
stripes on the headphones.
So one more time we're gonna use this,
something's gonna happen to PewDiePie.
(funny noises)
alright, look how many we got of this.
Now we're gonna do the stripes okay.
Just by doing something like this
and I think it's gonna be working.
Okay, now we're gonna be
placing it onto his head.
No, it's too short, no.
Okay, but I have a way to do it.
More longer, we're just gonna stretch it
and now, jesus now it's too long.
So we're just gonna cut it over here.
Oh yes, and now we're gonna connect it.
Okay, but we have to do
one more element, this.
So we're gonna just place
it over here, alright.
And we're gonna connect
it to the headphones
for extra protection,
stability and durability
and we're gonna do it, yes.
Here's some bit of problem.
As you see, this is moving
and I think this element over here,
aluminum wire just
unconnected from this aluminum
and this is a serious problem
and because of that,
the left leg of PewDiePie,
it's going very low and
it should be in the air.
So we're gonna make a little,
little, little hole over here.
Alright guys, so we're just gonna glue it.
This is his left foot, left, no right,
left, right, right foot.
A lot of glue.
Alright, so when it's drying,
we're gonna make the boots.
Guys, I just read the comments
from the previous video
and you are saying that granny
has a new room in her house.
So I guess I have to do it.
So before the final video of Granny House,
we're gonna make those
rooms and before that,
I have a new idea for the video.
This will be a granny team
so be prepared for this next week
and if you want to see a work in progress,
pictures from that creation or an update,
follow me on Instagram @lorechirik,
link in the description.
Alright, one leg is ready.
The second one would be here.
So we're gonna cut it just in the middle,
we don't need that,
and we're gonna just
stick it somewhere here.
So this is like it is
breaking through the T-Series.
So from the side it's looking like that.
I hope it's looking realistic.
Alright guys, as you see
that Tanos is right here.
I'm gonna look at his Infinity Good let
and I'm gonna make the
same goodlet over here.
So we're gonna place,
but before we're gonna place,
we're gonna just clean it a little bit
because it is dirty from the other clay.
Alright, we're gonna place the clay
and we're gonna start
to just smash this clay.
Oh my god.
(mumbles)
(loud grunting)
Die! Die!
This is T-Series after this video.
Okay, so after it's very, very hot
and very conditioned,
we're gonna put into
the conditioning machine
and we have a layer.
So now we're gonna apply
this to this aluminum wire.
Alright, so we're just gonna
be smoothing this Infinity Good let.
But can you do this?
Alright, now it's time
to make the fingers.
Let's make the fingers.
Okay, we're gonna add the thumb
and speaking of thumbs (mumbles).
Okay, so as you see,
in the Tinos' hand you
see all those details
and now we're gonna do them.
We're gonna do them in the Grey color.
The details are nice but
T-Series is not nice.
You go in here.
Alright guys, that's it for the hand.
Now we're gonna make
the Diamonds of Power.
Yellow diamond symbolizes
the Power of Urine.
Red is for the color of 399 Gaming Chair.
Green is for you love, you lose.
Blue is for meme review.
Purple is in the memory of Tanos
and this, I don't know.
It's just brown.
Alright guys, now we're just
gonna smooth the surface
because without smoothing the surface,
we won't win this war okay.
Okay guys, so now we're
gonna make the hand.
So let's just cut few fingers.
One, two, three, four and five.
I guess you must have five fingers.
Alright, and now we're
gonna just round the end
because when you see the real finger,
it's kinda round at the end,
I don't know, do you
understand that or not?
Let me know in the comments
and now we're gonna just connect
those fingers to the hand.
Okay guys, now we're
gonna attach this hand.
Not this side, this side.
We're gonna attach this hand
to the body of PewDiePie.
So let's do that.
Okay, and now we're gonna add
this for extra protection,
extra security, things like that.
And we're gonna add some details
because details are nice.
Alright guys, you see
all those fingerprints,
holes, imperfections, pixels.
No, maybe not pixels
but we're gonna smooth this.
Guys, I forgot to add this thing.
I have no idea what it's called
but this gives you a plus five respect
on your neighborhood.
Perfect.
Alright, after three years of smoothing,
it's smooth like baby's butt.
Now, I'm gonna go clean my dirty hands
and after I'm back,
we're gonna make details.
Alright, my hands are clean.
We're gonna make the stars on the leg.
Okay, so we've got a sheet of clay.
Now we're just gonna cut the
little, little stars out of it.
There, this star is perfect.
Alright, enough of the stars.
Now we're gonna apply them.
Over here next one piece
and next one and one more,
the happy one
and from this side also
and from the back one as well.
Okay, now it's time for this and this.
Eufo and the clown, I mean Utidor.
(mumbles)
(funny noises)
almost done, 30 minutes and it'll be done.
Finally.
Now it's going to conditioning machine
to flatten it a little bit.
This is like a relief.
Time to add it to the
left chest of PewDiePie.
It's added maybe (mumbles) here,
over here, what do you think about that,
let me know in the comments
what you think about it.
This also came magnificent,
almost like real one.
You go somewhere here,
maybe here, you go here.
Okay guys, I want to at the beginning,
name the 399 chair over here
but I see that we don't
have a space for it.
Even for the park so we're
gonna stay with that as it is.
So we're gonna take some of the red clay
and we're gonna try to
cover this glue over here
but of course we're gonna
just add some details
like it was very broken.
Oh yes, this is gonna be looking so nice.
From this side we're also
gonna make some cracks.
We're gonna add some more on this side.
We're gonna make it in a shape of a rock.
Here we're gonna add some cracks,
so it will be looking
like the whole T-Series
will be just broken.
This crack just made by itself,
we're gonna leave it because
it's looking pretty dope.
And maybe we're gonna
enhance it just a little bit.
Okay, now it's time to add
some little elements over here.
Okay guys, so now we're
gonna clean the mess.
Maybe we're gonna just move the mess.
Baking tray, please come, we need you.
- I'm coming.
- Okay, so now we're gonna move
the PewDiePie and the
T-Series onto the baking tray.
Please don't fall.
Okay, so we're gonna put some
glue onto the baking tray,
there is no vergana over here.
Alright, this is magnificent.
Now we're gonna place the
sheet of clay onto the base.
Place some of it also here.
We're gonna cut this thing
because we don't need it.
Now we're gonna make the rocks.
What about, we're gonna cut this
into little pieces into various sizes.
We can also cut it like that.
Now we're gonna roll it, roll
it, roll it in the hands.
This is 69 day of this creation
and I'm still rolling the
pieces of clay in my hands.
Finally.
Alright, now we're gonna add
all those little rocks onto the base.
Nice, and the last one.
Oh my god, I am so proud.
This take me three years of my life.
Alright, now we're gonna just shape
all those rocks one by one
to look more like a rock.
So see you in two years.
Alright, now we're gonna
place some supports
because we don't want
to fall off in the open.
No, no, no we don't want to.
You go here, you're gonna
be supporting his leg, yes.
(mumbles)
You know guys what I was thinking,
I kinda don't like that base
because in my opinion it's decreasing
the value of these cracks
and all those breaks over here.
So we're gonna change
this to the Grey I think.
Okay guys, now it's looking nicer.
Let's go to the oven
because everything is ready.
Okay ladies and gentleman,
some nine year olds,
we finally made this.
Let's just move the supports,
we don't need that anymore.
Alright, now we're gonna connect this,
let's get started.
Alright guys, so this is the final effort.
It doesn't have gaming chair and pants
but it is still nice.
So guys make sure to
subscribe to PewDiePie
and check out those other
videos from the channel
and see you next Friday.
We're gonna create something very nice.
