From pencil sharpening to speed-undressing,
the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the weirdest things people have gotten competitive
about.
I’m Hellbent, and today, I’ll be your
narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by mialoop 2 Doopie
One time Doopie and one of her friends had
the idea to see who had the biggest boobs
by the end of June.
Doopie reluctantly agreed, and at the end
of the month, all the girls wrote their measurements
on a piece of paper, and showed the paper
to each other.
One girl accused them all of lying, so everyone
went to Doopie’s house at the end of the
day to measure each other’s boobs.
While they were doing that in Doopie’s room,
Doopie’s older brother walked in to tell
her dinner was ready, and what he saw was
a bunch of girls holding Doopie’s topless
friend down by sitting on top of her.
Doopie’s brother just quietly shut the door
and walked slowly to the kitchen.
Doopie yelled after him, "ITS NOT WHAT YOU
THINK!"
But before she was able to explain, the girl
who accused everyone of lying kissed Doopie.
They’re not friends anymore.
Number 9 was Submitted by ElannatheLlama Spincess
One time, Spincess had a crush on her best
friend, Tolop, at school.
Tolop was very protective over his hair, and
no one was allowed to touch it, unless they
wanted to be slapped.
Spincess tried touching his hair once, to
see if he would hit her – because he had
hit girls before - and he didn't.
Then, one day, another girl approached Tolop,
and touched his hair.
Spincess barely knew the girl, so she was
surprised when Tolop didn't slap that girl.
They never really announced it formally, but
this eventually turned into a sort of “hair
touching contest.”
They would each try to touch Tolop's hair
as much as they possibly could.
Eventually, the other girl moved away... so
Spincess basically won by default.
Number 8 was Submitted by Hiimlucasg Gooby
Gooby’s sisters aren’t competitive about
much with each other, but there was one weird
thing they competed over every day.
Whenever they were done eating dinner, they
would race each other to the bathroom to wash
their hands.
The one that lost would get legitimately upset
that she got beat to the bathroom!
It was strange, but it was a pretty regular
thing for a while.
Number 7 was Submitted by PassiveFace GhostToast
For whatever reason when GhostToast is brushing
his teeth next to someone, he HAS to make
sure they finish first.
One time the other person had the same idea,
and they both stood there brushing their teeth
for like 15 minutes straight.
Eventually the other guy got bored and stopped,
so GhostToast won!
Dental hygiene is like the Olympics in GhostToast’s
eyes… don’t ask him why.
Number 6 was Submitted by Afurrychickonreddit
Snewpee
One time, Snewpee was at a party with some
friends.
It was a pretty standard birthday party.
The birthday girl was known for doing some
weird things.
So when Snewpee was walking around just saying
hi to her friends, the birthday girl walked
up to her and asked her to come upstairs to
her room.
She wanted to have a competition as to who
could get undressed the fastest, which Snewpee
hesitated about but eventually agreed to.
When she said go, they quickly began to take
their clothes off.
Snewpee won and Birthday Girl got upset.
From that day forward, Snewpee was really
competitive about quickly taking her clothes
off.
She grew out of it after a year because she
realized it was stupid, but she was still
proud of it.
Number 5 was Submitted by OcelotParty Emojie
Emojie likes to be competitive with a lot
of stuff, but her weirdest is to see who can
poop the most.
One time Emojie’s friend was over, and in
the middle of the night they both had to go
to the bathroom.
So they had a contest to see who will poop
more between the two of them.
Emojie won that competition every time.
Number 4 was Submitted by NeonMagpie Andie
Andiemations and her sister are super competitive
about seeing yellow cars.
Every time they spot one they scream 'Yellow
car!' at the top of their lungs and frantically
point at it.
It’s a race to see who finds one first.
It doesn't matter where they are or what they're
doing, it’s just a thing they do.
They don't even keep a tally of it, they just
want to spot them first.
It’s such a habit for Andie, she accidently
did it while out with friends one time, forgetting
her sister wasn't there.
Number 3 was Submitted by EnormousPurpleGarden
Nixxiom
Nixxiom is very competitive about being single.
He keeps track of who from his high school
has never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, and
he intend to outlast them all and be the true
King of the Forever Alone.
He’s 25 and has still never had a girlfriend,
but he has to wait for a few more people his
age to find love before he can finally claim
the Forever Alone trophy.
Number 2 was Submitted by NuclearPuppy44 Grgak
Grgak once challenged someone to a short pencil
contest.
The person who could get their pencil the
shortest by the end of math class would get
a brand new pencil.
They each started out with the same length
pencil, and then when the bell rang, they
started making excuses to sharpen their pencils.
Both of them raced to the sharpener and started
pushing and shoving each other out of the
way.
Grgak ended up with a bloody nose and they
both got in trouble for a week.
But Grgak ended up winning the contest, so
by ruining his pencil, he got… a new pencil
that WASN’T ruined.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve
been competitive about?
