Hi, I'm Bob Denver. I'm not a nitwit but I
play one on TV
people are always asking me "Bob,how come you
never take your hat off?" well
the sad truth is... I can't. After years of wearing this stupid hat
it's become permanently affixed to my head. I
mean that's right
fused to my skull. I mean no matter what I do I cant take it off
Look, don't let this happen to you. Be sure to remove your
hat at least once a month before it's too late
Skipper..... This has been brought to you by the President's Council on hats
