There is no matrix
Kyle: Cheers? Yeah there you go
Emmet: When did you brew this?
Kyle: I don't even know, I don't know what it is
Emmet: Ok
Kyle: This is the...
Emmet: Amarillo Pale?
Kyle: Yes! Amarillo Pale
Kyle: I love that
Emmet: Yeah it's bitter for sure
Kyle: Yeah
Emmet: Nah it's good...for sure
Kyle: We've not gotten any better at describing beers
Emmet: Nope
♪ X Files Theme Song ♪
* Computer Noises *
* Windows Error Sound *
* Windows shut down *
* Machine whirring down *
Kyle: This is our first in person beer drinking
Kyle: Since when like March?
Emmet: I'm just excited to be out of the house
Emmet: I don't even know what day it is
Kyle: Is it 2022 yet or is it still 2021?
Emmet: 2020
Kyle: Oh it's still just 2020
Emmet: Yeah it's been a good one
*Crowd Cheering*
*Sirens Wailing*
* Punch *
* ding ding ding *
* Crowd boos *
* camera moving noises *
Kyle: I'm gettin' a Die Hard 3 vibe from this
Emmet: Die Hard 3?
Yippy kai ay mother *explosion*
Emmet: Pop culture references are not my strong suit
Kyle: No?
Emmet: Honey I Shrunk The Kids?
Emmet: Edward Scissorhands?
Kyle: I still love that movie
Emmet: it's a great movie
Kyle: It is a great movie
Emmet: I recommend if you haven't seen that you need to watch that
Nothing beats Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure
Long story short, I might have even seen you this night, Emmet and I went to college together
We were going to make some herbal banana bread
Illegal drugs are bad news don't mess with them
So I ate the rest of that thing, then some friends were going to see a midnight movie
and they said hey Kyle you want to come and I'm like yes please take me to your movie
We went and it was Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure
Dude melted my brain
This is your brain on drugs
I was like literally tripping on
herbal banana bread
This one's taking me back to the future
Emmet: I'm trying to think
Kyle: I'm gonna pour another one
Emmet: Yeah
Uh, it's uhh, umm
It's like uhh...
This tastes like the opposite of coronavirus right here
On a scale of 1 to brew, brew
So if you're looking for a pale ale in your life
brew this one up
Have some friends over in 2022
Emmet: Make sure to wash your hands
Kyle: Mhm
Wear a mask
Take this over to your mom's house she will not be disappointed
