Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs!
Minotaur!
Drugs. Why do
kids take drugs?
'Cause they're awesome?
(KIDS LAUGHING)
No? Maybe they
just understand
that life is pain,
and if you smoke
something or take a pill,
it'll go away for a while.
I'll drink to that.
Dude, dude, dude,
dude. Come on.
No, no, no.
(CLEARS THRO AT) People say,
"Embrace life. Enjoy life.
"Just do it!
Live it! Rock it!"
Fuck it,
because life is horrible.
You know, I may not
be so happy-go-lucky,
but I'm a realist.
Get ready to have
your dreams dashed, kids,
'cause nothing's
gonna work out
the way you
think it's going to.
Chin-chin. By the way,
this stuff's poison.
Game face, bro.
Game face.
What part of "game face"
do you not understand?
What the...
Hey, hey,
hey, hey!
Dude, I thought we
could park here.
And you thought wrong,
you furry faggot.
DANNY: Please, just flip
the switch and put it down.
It's too late.
It's already up.
DANNY: Come on, please.
Put yourself in my shoes,
would you?
Not my problem.
Dude, please,
could you just be decent?
I'm having a terrible day.
Well, since you put it
that way, it's still not
my problem.
(ENGINE STARTS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man, can I ask
you a question?
Get the fuck out
of the way, asshole!
You want me to move?
Game face, buddy.
(HORN BLARING)
Danny?
What's he doing?
WHEELER: He's running.
We're running.
We're running!
No, no.
Hey, what are you...
What are you... Get...
(ENGINE STARTS)
I'm the guy that
can't enjoy life?
Wrong!
I'm gonna enjoy this!
Right!
Wait, what?
(ENGINE REVS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man,
what you doing?
Whoa, whoa! Danny!
Hey, man!
Holy shit, man!
Dude!
(WHEELER AND DANNY SCREAMING)
RECORDED VOICE.: (SLOWING
DOWN) Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs.
You guys are fucked.
I told you, you asshole!
Beth?
Yes, Wheeler?
I just want to start
by saying I think you're
amazing, okay?
You're, like,
beauty and brains
incarnate.
So, FYI, there
you go. Okay?
Now, that's that,
so as far as this goes,
I didn't do anything here,
so if you wouldn't mind,
you can clear my name,
and I can just walk
right out of here.
Really?
Because according to this,
you were a party to...
A party to,
not the party.
...reckless endangerment,
destruction of
school property,
obstructing a police officer,
attempted grand theft auto,
disturbing the peace,
parking in a no-parking zone.
Did I ever tell
you you're a dick?
Yeah. Earlier.
And, Danny, they
suspended your license.
Did you know that?
Yeah. I figured they
would probably do that.
I mean, did you guys
think this was funny?
You know, if you think
about it, this is
kind of your fault.
