*loud chewing*
Goooooooooood morning, Hachmakistanchariba! I'm
your host, Werdna Nosnaws!
*my terrible song "I'm Andrew Swanson" plays*
Man, I wish I could time travel like that.
How could I?
I just need one of those green, necklace-y things...
*Civil War music*
Oh hey!
Hey dude what's up?
Um....
So I'm from the future...
and...
in a couple of minutes, you're gonna
get assassinated.
...which... it's like Spanish
for "shot in the head...
...with a gun...
and like
getting killed..."
so if I were you I'd like
...you know... skedaddle?
I'd leave so you don't...
die...
Um... okay
Oh okay bye
...Well that was weird.
I don't think that
guy knew what he was talking about
*G U N S H O T *
*Italian music*
Hey... um... what's up?
Um... your Leonardo da
Vinci, right?
You're about to paint the Mona Lisa..?
Yeah I mean I--I'm Leonardo da
Vinci.
...even though I'm dressed like
someone from Greek mythology...
I'm
Leonardo da Vinci but like I was about
to paint the Mona Lisa but the model I
hired isn't showing up I've been waiting
like 15 minutes... I don't know what to do.
Oh well, um...
I'm a bit of a model myself, you know?
Wait really???
Yeah!
...like for Instagram
photos you know ..?
what's...? what?
Never mind
um... but you can--you can paint me if you want...
okay but sit still
*camera shutter*
Um...
I don't know how often you get this
but you look a lot like Mona Lisa...
Yeah.... I
I get that a lot...um
I gotta go
Wow.
Man, who knew that they'd make flying
cars in the future
Huh.
I wonder if FM radio still exists...
Hey, you're listening to 91.1 the Trains station.
Big news today!
President Will
Smith has issued a law against Adam
Sandler movies! What do you think about
that??
President Will Smith???
Man, the future's weird, I'm going home.
*doorbell*
Hey, I'm Gurt Gacklin, FBI.
And you're under
arrest.
...again
Gurt! What's up? Um...
How you been?
Um, why am I going to prison
this time?
So we were looking back at the
assassination of Abe Lincoln and
thinking...that mystery man that was
sitting next to Abe Lincoln right before
he died...
BUT THEN WASN'T
How the witnesses described him looks and sounds
a lot like you so we think you might
have been working with John Wilkes Booth
to assassinate Abe Lincoln.
You know this reminds me alot of like
National Treasure 2. Have you seen that movie?
Yeah, dude. I think Nicholas Cage is like, one of the best actors. Ever.
but yeah you're gonna have to come with
me so yeah okay
