Yo lil Bill Gates he was just fourteen
When he found out his parents were
both machines
So he went to the street and he sold some greens
But little did he know they were magic beans
It's the classic Bill Gates and the beanstalk
Except in this one Bill ends up on Ted Talks
So he climbed back down and he hit the ground
If a Bill falls in the forest, does he make a sound?
It's not easy being Bill
Every other second he was almost killed
He knew he could live for the thrill
Sit back, not caring,
Just eating a dill
When one day a strange man said "Hello,"
"Would you be so kind as to clean my window?"
Bill said "okay," next thing you know
Bill came out, bloody, wearing the old man's clothes
Bill found himself imprisoned for life
But because of technicalities he was alright
So he walked along with his head held high
Making homemade pastries called "Billy Pies"
One day he figured out he could program stuff
So he went to the gym and got really buff
And he used all his strength to break open a Mac
And he looked inside and he learned how to hack
He said, "I'm gonna make one of these myself"
So he pulled his headphones off of his shelf
And he started to rap and he made a sick beat
So he could make some money to design a PC
Bill made it big, he was the next OG
On the cover of People magazine
But one fateful day he ran into a tree
And he had flashbacks to the magic beans
As Bill's fame started to rise
He had a heavy heart and tears in his eyes
As he remembered that his parents were lies
With synthetic skin and metal inside
He knew it was time to take revenge
Build a new computer, let the robots end
So he picked up a paper and he picked up a pen
And he started to design something so next gen
Bill drew designs
He made new computers like a hundred times
He took adderall and coded so many lines
Exhausted, he did other things that rhymed
He was building and breaking and he couldn't stop
He would make a company, call it Microsoft
One day he'd be the richest, he'd be on top
So he just didn't stop
And instead let the bass drop
Yo I should probably say
There's like a swear word at the end
So if you're watching with kids you should just stop it
Shit, I gotta put an explicit warning just for that?
Ah, I just swore again.
Fuck.
Yo lil Bill knew he would have success
With his brain in his head and his heart in his chest
Deep inside, Bill knew he was the best
So he picked up his things, started walking west
Even God was his biggest fan
So God named his pearly GATES after him
and then Bill went to heaven and he saw Steve Jobs
And they made computers and did lots of drugs
If you wanna be rich
Look at Bill Gates and make life your bitch
Get some magic beans from a witch
and use them
to make a beanstalk
you should probably climb it too
I dont know
I'm not really an expert
on
beanstalks
that
That's the.. story of Bill Gates
yo
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