'Parents, wake up and listen!'
'It is necessary to impart
sex education to your kids.'
'Whether it is a boy or a girl...
...their life is incomplete
without its knowledge.'
'So without any further delay...
...impart sex education
to your kids.'
Son, the time has come.
Do you have cancer?
- No!
Do you have diarrhea?
- No!
Is mom kicking you out
of the house yet again?
You want to gift your
property to me. - No!
I want to explain to you what
you have to do. - What do you mean?
I don't want a mistake like
you in my life again.
What I'm trying to...
I want to tell you...
...about the thing we need to do.
I don't know how I should tell you.
Don't be shy. I'm your
son after all. Tell me.
Have you seen the film Murder?
No, dad. It was an adult movie.
I only saw a little bit of that
song ''Your lips are wet.''
''My heart is thirsty.''
Why was the film's hero thirsty?
Dad, that's because
he was a very poor guy.
He didn't have any clothes to wear.
He was naked in the entire film.
He didn't even have a home.
They would sometimes
sleep in the balcony...
...or on the roof.
When a person has
no money to eat...
...he will be thirsty. That's why
his heart was thirsty.
Anuradha!
- Yes!
Would you like to explain
something to him? - About what?
I want you to explain it to him!
Do you want me to say everything?
What did you say?
- Deaf woman!
Forget about what I just said.
What is this? - A charger.
Its size is small,
but that doesn't matter.
What matters is the technique.
What will happen...
...if I inset the plug...
...in the charger?
- It will make a sound.
What sound will it make?
- Who will pay the light bill?
Anuradha!
- What happened?
Can I get a cup of tea?
What?
- Deaf woman!
Have you ever shaken
a bottle of cold drink? - Yes.
I sometimes shake it by mistake.
So, what happens when you do that?
The cold drink spills out.
Similarly, does something
spill out of you as well?
Yes, dad. It does happen to me.
We are finally getting there.
Very nice, my dear.
Dad, actually in the morning...
- In the morning?
When I go to the bathroom...
- That's why, you rush...
...to the bathroom as
soon as you wake up.
Listen, dad.
- Okay.
When I sit...
- Okay.
From within me...
- Okay.
Spilling out...
- Yes.
I feel enthusiastic about
studying, but I just can't.
What happens after marriage?
Divorce.
- Don't think too far ahead.
What happens before divorce?
- Dispute.
What happens before that?
- Misunderstanding.
What happens before
the misunderstanding?
Understanding which will
turn into a misunderstanding.
You darn psychologist!
How will you make it
if you think so deep?
Had I thought as deeply,
you wouldn't have been born.
What happens immediately
after marriage. - Reception.
Reception!
What happens after the reception?
- Farewell.
I'm not talking about
farewell! I'm talking about...
Forget it.
What happens after the farewell?
Accounts are tallied...
...about all the expenses.
What happens after
the accounts are tallied...
...and the bride
and the bridegroom...
...go inside their room?
You can hear them scream?
- Why do they scream?
Dad, is this what you've
been trying to tell me?
Just tell me in plain words.
I know well about this.
Thank God you finally understood!
I got tired in trying
to make you understand.
After marriage, if the woman
is alone in the room...
...with me, then she would
obviously scream.
She will bawl and cry...
...as she has left
her parents' home...
...and come into
someone else's house.
She would obviously miss her parents
when she's in the room with me.
Don't you cry when
mom goes to her...
...parents' house?
I actually cry when she does
not go to her parents' house.
What did you say?
- Oh! You could hear that properly!
What happens after that?
They go somewhere...
...after marriage.
What do they call it?
Honeymoon. - What do they
do on their honeymoon?
They do only one thing when
on a honeymoon. - Yes!
Keep doing it.
- Yes.
Continuously.
- Is it?
Do it everywhere.
- Everywhere?
Do it with an open heart!
- Do what?
Spend money.
Dad, you shouldn't worry
about money then.
We can spend freely then, right?
Before we go out for our honeymoon,
where do we stay for the night?
In the hotel.
- Hotel!
What's there in the hotel?
- Room.
What's there in the room?
- Bed.
What's there on the bed?
- Bedsheets.
What's under the bedsheets?
- Bed.
What's there between
the bed and the bedsheets?
I don't know, dad. As soon
as I put my hand in there...
...mom shouts that she has just
made it and I shouldn't touch it!
How will I see what's there?
Where did mom get in between?
Mom won't come with
me on my honeymoon?
I'll go so far alone?
I've never gone out alone.
You go. No, go.
Keep making TikTok videos.
You won't understand this. No.
- Dad, please tell me.
Tell me, dad.
Have you ever heard
of protection?
Protection?
- Rubber? Balloon?
Raincoat? Lamination?
Helmet? Showstopper?
Little brother's attire?
Have you never seen an adult film?
So when your mom and I...
I know what you and
mom do in the room.
What?
- I saw everything the other night.
You saw everything?
- I saw.
What did you say?
- Mom made you lie down...
...and beating you
up like dogs...
...and it really got me upset.
But mom is nice. She applied
balm on you after that.
Son, I'm not talking about balm.
I'm talking about sax-ax-tion.
Sux-Saxena was telling me...
...that my son is very innocent.
I told him that my son is really
innocent. He hasn't hit puberty...
I mean, he doesn't get involved
in any scene. Why did I say that?
Listen, dear!
What did your uncle name you?
- Sagar!
Dadar is ahead Malad.
- Yes.
Men become fathers when you
don't use protection. - What?
And every drop adds on
to the 'Sagar' (Sea).
Why don't you still
understand what I'm saying?
Dad, what are you trying to say?
All this time...
...what have you been saying?
I don't understand anything, dad.
I'll speak clearly now!
After marriage,
the husband gives his wife la...
Love...
- Okay.
And in return, the girl...
...gives him freedom.
- Freedom?
So there is distance.
Darn! What am I saying?
What did you say?
- I'm talking about freedom.
You were talking about
freedom earlier, right?
That's what I was
talking to him about!
Son, I'll say what I
have to clearly now.
You will have to understand it.
- Okay, dad. Tell me.
After marriage, we men...
...decide to take a long...
...journey inside a dark tunnel.
When we're planning
for this journey...
...we need to control
our enthusiasm...
...and not surrender
to our desire...
...to give a test
which results...
...to the limit of
endless happiness.
That limit gives us a fruit...
...that looks a lot like you.
Now I can't describe
it more clearly...
...to you. Did you
understand what I said?
Dad, what are you saying?
Speak in Hindi. What language
is this? I don't understand it.
My naive son, go.
Go watch Pogo.
- But dad...
Go get the premium
membership for Pogo.
We'll talk when your...
When you grow up. Go now.
But...
- You sit here. I'll go then.
I'll go.
Dad!
My dad is so naive.
He was talking to me
about intercourse...
...and he thought I didn't
know anything about that.
'Naughty America.'
Forward it to the main part.
- Yes, dad. I'll do so.
Dad, I was...
You made a fool out of me.
Now just watch what
will happen to you.
Dad, I'm so sorry.
I thought if I told you the truth,
you'll get upset.
But you turned out
to be a pervert.
You...
Hey, guys! I mean, hey guys!
If you liked this video...
...then please like the video,
comment on it, share it.
Our main motive to
make this video...
...was to bring awareness
about sex education...
...through some funny moments,
so we did that.
And something that is very
important, I have to tell you all...
...consent is a must.
And it's very necessary.
Always remember that.
