Jessica: Watch as my mum walks in like "I love what you've done with the place
Hey guys! We are the pretentious vegetarians
and we're here to film our very first video
together, because we're actually all together
So, let's go down the line and introduce ourselves
-I'm Jayde
-Pass the pot
-uh, so , I'm Yvonne!
-There you go!
-I'm Sarah
I'm Claire
-and I'm choking on watermelon!
-I'm Jessica
-Anyway, so we are all fifteen years old and
we live in Canada
-So we live here in Canada
and we're [Jessica: really cool] really pretentious
-Yeah, really pretentious
and most of us are vegetarians
-Let's state our varying degrees of vegetarianism
-Vegetarian
-Vegetarian, but only eats fish and seafood when she goes out for sushi
-Pescavegetarian
-Omnivore
-You would die if you were a carnivore
-We are going to do a little bit of a Question and Answer
-so we have twenty five questions
in this bowl
-"Fave TV show?"
-oh gosh
[singing the theme of Sherlock}
-Top five
-Doctor Who
-Teen wolf
-Finding Carter
-I thought you were going to say Finding Nemo, I'm like,
that's not a show
-It could be
-OH! Orange is the New Black!!
-What was your number one?
-Sherlock
-Oh
-Ooo
-Did you not pay attention?
-Nope
-Claire stop taki-
-"What did you eat for breakfast?"
-Did you eat breakfast?
-I did.
-It's the most important meal of the day, Claire
-I had yogurt. It had strawberries
-I had a really lame breakfast
-"Starbucks, Second Cup, or Tim Horton's?"
-I was offered Starbucks today and I turned it down.
-Second Cup, yes, I've been there today
-But Tim Horton's is the only place that I actually order stuff.
So, Tim Horton's
-"Do she got da booty?"
All: She dooooo
-"How tall am I?"
-Am I from Tennessee?  Because I'm the only ten I see
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-"Full name?"
-It's Sarah *sirens*
-"Any fandoms?"
-Doctor Who, Sherlock
-Any British television
-on BBC
-I also watch the Vampire Diaries, please don't judge me
-"Fave YouTubers?"
-Us.
-and Victoria!
-C'mere!
-This is my favourite YouTuber.
-Follow her.
-err, subscribe?
-Connor Franta.
-That's it.
-Hannah Hart!
-Hannah Hart or Connor Franta.
-Basically all the British YouTubers. The FunBros,
NiggaHiga, Jenna Marbles
-Mamrie Hart, Dan and Phil, Grace Helbig
-Mikey Bolt, Connor Franta
-Fun fact; after we made our YouTube channel, the Pretentious Vegetarians,
and we weren't subscribed to anyone,
so, I subscribed to Connor Franta first
-I don't use twitter.
-Senpai notice me!
-"Can you twerk?"
-See, uh, we stay appropriate
on this channel
no twerking.
-I can, but
-I can't twerk but I can awkwardly squat
-"Play any sports?"
-Yep
-I play volleyball at regular club level
and then provincial
-'cause she's the best, in the WORLD
-mm not quite
-the WORLD
-I play soccer
club level as well,
and then I play mediocre basketball, badminton, and track
-"Do you support local bees?"
-Hell yeah
-"Any scars?"
-If I were wearing shorts, I have so many scars on my legs
-I have a scar right here that you can't really see
-I got it from my dog because my dogs got into a fight one time
and I had to pull 'em apart
-I have this scar from fourth grade, I got burnt by a motorcycle
engine, thing, somewhere
-You just want to show off your heels
-I have this scar from, like,
a biking incident
or whatever it was
on the back of my other calf
-"Cats or dogs?"
-dogs.
-whoo! Dog!
-The last person I called was...
my brother, yesterday
He called me in Walmart, and I missed it
'cause I didn't feel like talking to him
and then I called him back, and he just wanted to know where my mum was
-"Coffee or tea?"
-I might die if I drink coffee, so tea.
-Whoa, are you actually like, allergic?
-No, I would just get so hyper
-"Fave movie?"
-Spirited Away.
-I love Stuio Ghilbi
-Is that the one with the dude with the mask?
"Ice cream flavour?"
-Blood Orange
-I am going to lose my s***
-"Fave pickup line?"
-Hey, yo momma let you date?
-If I walked around you seven times would you fall for me?
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause you are UGly
Jayde I have no idea what you're saying here
-Are you French? Because a hon hon hon
-Hey gurl, are you from France, 'cause ma'daMN
-Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you look like a redneck
-Is it hot in here? Or is it the Holy Spirit burning inside of you
-"Right or left-handed?"
-Right. -Right. -Right. -Right. -Left.
-You're vegan and left-handed
-I'm so different
-So, we've reached the end of this glorious video
-We've been planing this for like, a month, and it took like an hour
-Yeah, but we were really distracted from popcorn and tea
-So we are going to be uploading videos twice a week
on Mondays and Thursdays
It'll probably be pretty inconsistent
and it won't be, like in the same order of people uploaded
if we have a video, we'll just upload it
so, watch all of them
-Like and subscribe right now
-You'll never be bored
-I hate to interrupt this but, the clouds right now,
-they look like in the Simpsons
-Are there any other fun facts that they would want to know about us?
-Like, we're not serial killers,
she's fluent in French, they're fluent in Spanish
we're fluent in nothing
not even English
-I'm fluent in Vietnamese!
-I speak French too, see, hon hon hon
-Baguette!!
-Je m'apelle biblioteque
-That's my thing!
-Bonjour, je m'apelle Claire, et jèaime le fromage
-Follow me on tweeter by the way
All links and all that stuff will be below
in the dooblydo
-OW
-OH MY GOD
