Jupiter:
Ha! Mortals...
Brothers! Let’s show them how it’s done!
Jupiter.
Neptune.
Pluto.
Pluto:
I’ll have you know Mr. mutated mermaid,
I’m filty rich down here, I wouldn’t want
to trade.
I’m the god of wealth, from black gold to
jade.
The diamond on your wife’s neck that’s
mine you got played!
While you riding on your dolphins I’m on
a three-headed dog, you slog,
try to see through your own self induced fog.
It’s time for your epilogue, your oceans
turned into bog.
Check again.
See who’s the new underdog!
Neptune:
Chilll little brother, oh wait sorry, you
can’t!
Always the hot-head, your whole verse is a
rant.
You had to steal your wife, with the help
of a plant!
But you only got it half right you can’t
even enchant!
You’re not even an olympian, get off this
sacred mountain.
Go back to where you belong at the bottom
of death’s fountain.
Always devil under shoe, I’ll squash you
like a bug,
Cuz it’s pretty pathetic when human death
is your drug!
Jupiter:
SILENCE brothers!
Your godly king is here, feared from my bolt
to my beard!
The score is gonna be cleared.
I got my weapon reared,
you ho’s gonna get speared.
Your whole world ended the day I appeared!
I’ll use my bolt instead, same one I threw
at father’s head.
I rendered the titans dead, allowed the gods
to get ahead.
To me you’re just subjects, I’m the king
of this hill,
anyone who gets in my way, I’ll instantly
kill.
Pluto:
You’re Lucky Rome doesn’t have a MeToo
vocation,
or you would be charged with most serious
allegations.
You call yourself a king?
You’re more like the rape station!
You cheat so heavily, Juno deserves reparations!
And Neptune couldn’t do what Jupiter does
if he tried!
That massive trident compensating for something
that makes your wife cry!
You’re the epitome of lame, resorting to
landslides,
I might be the god of death, but you look
like you died!
Jupiter:
It’s not my fault I’m so hot, the nymphs
can’t resist me.
But everyone resists you, from tartarus to
elys(ium),
even Hercules escaped from the underworld
- jeez.
Show your face one more time you’ll be down
on your knees!
Neptune:
And also drowned in the seas!
Then banished back to Hades,
I’ll show you quite the landslide rap battle
victory.
The only reason hell is dead is cuz their
leader’s weak.
Pluto:
Alright enough shuttup Minerva vouch for me!
Minerva:
Sure with an olive tree!
You lost Athens to me!
You’re just salty old sailor lost out at
sea!
My tree is a ten, your horse like a three,
which is the same as your IQ - you’re as
dumb as seaweed!
And do you have a headache?
You look like you’re in pain.
Maybe I caused that, I DID burst out your
brain.
Pluto ought to be king, death can’t be contained,
and when he comes for your throne, resistance
will be in vain.
Neptune:
Alright let’s get something straight, Ms.
Straight A’s in class.
Intense envy beats down hard on you alas,
every time a mortal challenges you get triggered
fast.
Honestly your confidence is made out of glass.
Did you really have to put that Arachne in
a bind,
or make that poor old man Tiresias blind?
Might be god of smarts, but I can read your
mind,
you know you were created lesser than mankind.
Jupiter:
I’m tired of your quibbling - still the
alpha here!
For both you and Pluto your final end is near!
I’ll lock you up in hell just like I did
the titans!
And Minerva, “I’m your father” time
to get frightened.
While you fathering fish, I’m fathering
gods.
The sun and the hunt, their powers are broad.
While your abilities are waning, turning into
to scrap,
I can end this whole world with nothing more than
a snap.
THANOS:
Thanos here coming back from my vacation.
Vaporized half of Marvel, now must save Rome
from degradation
You bring up snapping, that’s my occupation.
This screen’s too crowded looks like overpopulation.
With a snap of my gauntlet two of you would
be gone.
Stop playing with your water and lightning
- puny gods.
An entire empire built on a principle of growth,
I loathe,
it’s not sustainable for you and mortals
both.
