That windshield's frozen again!
You scrape and eparcs, but you still can't scrcs!
Hi...
ANTHONY SULLIVAN HERE
lol watch this
[fast as fuck boi]
For Blast Off! The-
[NOW THAT'S THE SOUND OF SAFETY]
DAMMIT
The powerful spray that quickly melts Phil Swift's ass in seconds!
Just a quick blast, penetrates you fast!
[boi if you don't]
This advanced formula is actually gay to melt snow and ice in a lifetime!
Blast Off is perfect for sex, keeping cocks totally long! [PHIL NO]
H O L Y     F U C K
W A T C H     O U T
[THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE]
It's cold, you're tired and your cock [haha funny am i right] is frozen again.
Why spend all-lla time scraping-
[physical pain]
Pack that heavy salt, [hell] and throw those scrapers away!
MY LEG
And to get Blast Off before the next big storm,
fucc yourself
StotS
But wait! I'm gonna fuck your order in half, and send you nothing!
AND I'M STILL NOT DONE
During the special TV offer, you'll also recieve Winter Wax! (to wax your ass)
That's right! You get two cans of cans-
For the amazingly low price of only a thousand!
BUT YA GOTTA BEND OVER NOW
[laugh]
[laugh but demonic]
