- Never have I ever
had a crush on Natalie.
All right, how do I plead the fifth?
Hey guys I'm David Dobrik and
I'm here to play Suck It Up.
It's like Never Have I
Ever, but for everything
I've done I have to eat
one of these sour candies.
As the questions get harder,
Never have I ever hooked up with a fan.
Oh my god.
[Horn Blows]
The candies get more sour.
Oh boy.
Okay, let's do it.
I think I'm ready.
Why am I so sweaty?
I'm like really scared
and it's just candy.
'cause I know this is bad.
This would burn like holes
in the side of my mouth
if I had too many skittles, ya know?
Or am I crazy?
Okay.
You're like, 'What is he talking about'?
Okay, I'm ready go for it, hit me.
Here we go, first one.
Never I have I ever purposely
hurt myself for a blog.
- [Jason] Whoa!
Are you alright?
- No
- I've never, I've
actually never done that.
Have I ever purposely
hurt one of my friends?
I don't know, you should've
asked me that one instead.
- Oh my god!
- No, I don't think I've
ever hurt anybody on purpose.
Or hurt myself on purpose.
- [Jason] Jay get the (Beep)
beak off my (Beep) thumb!
- No I've definitely hurt
people, what am I saying,
I've hurt people but
I haven't hurt myself.
[Jason] I'm goin in.
(screaming)
Never have I ever wanted
to change my hair style.
I don't know, I don't think I have.
Cause when I get my
haircuts I go to Great Clips
and there's a Great Clips
like forty five minutes
away from my house that
I go to every time.
Because I'm scared of going anywhere else.
Oh! Actually yes, I have I have.
When I was younger, people on the bus used
to call me Justin Bieber
- ♪ What do you mean? ♪
- and that was like
a time when like, now
it's like a compliment.
If someone says Justin Bieber, I'm like ah
thank you.
Here we go.
okay.
[Upbeat Music]
Easy, bring it on.
Bring on more.
Ugh.
Never have I ever spent
more than five thousand
dollars at Chipotle at one time.
- [Josh] Chipotle maybe Chinese next!
- The fact that I have to think about it,
I don't think so.
This is a pretty specific
fact, have a I spent more
and I don't know this?
I don't think so, at one,
No, I haven't.
Never have I ever had a crush on Natalie.
Ah damn it
♪ Careless Whisper Sax Solo ♪
Alright, how do I plead the fifth?
Yes, I did, I had a crush on Natalie.
- [Corina] Natalie, would
you ever hook up with David?
- [Natalie] No.
- [Polygraph Expert] That's a lie.
- But I was very young and very stupid.
Like so so dumb, I've matured.
Thank god she's not in
here, is she in here?
(crickets chirping)
(laughing)
When I was, how old was I Natalie?
How old were we?
I think when I, when
did we go to the dance?
Freshman year she asked
me to a dance but I
actually had a little
bit of a crush on her
and I remember, no did
I ever tell you this?
That once we, no come here come here.
Okay.
(laughing)
We when you asked me to
the dance Freshmen year,
this is so embarrassing
but this is obviously like
a lot different now.
(laughing)
Help.
I was trying to tell you
how pretty you looked
in your dress, the day
afterwards, but I was so
scared of doing it so I
never did it and I'm so
so happy I never did.
It would've made things
really really really awkward.
(laughing)
You would've been like, you
would've thrown up probably.
- [Natalie] No I wouldn't.
You would've thrown up on my face.
But yeah that's what happened.
Okay, do I have to eat a candy?
Come on I just embarrassed
myself, I don't have
to eat candy.
Okay this is the next level?
Ah!
(laughing)
This is bad, this is so bad.
Oh you're right, it's not good.
It actually didn't
affect me I'm just crying
cause that was so
embarrassing the moment I
just had with Natalie.
Help!
I'm covering up, 'Oh! It's so sour'!
Really I'm just so embarrassed.
Never have I ever
drunkenly gotten a tattoo.
Never.
I don't have any tattoos, that I know of.
Yeah, I don't think
I'll ever get a tattoo.
Never have I ever thought
about quitting YouTube.
I one hundred percent
have, I definitely have.
I thought about quitting
YouTube my 420th video.
I wanted that to be like my final video.
- And this is the 420 blog and
this is episode number 420.
- And I was ready to go try other things.
The show we pitched to
Netflix didn't go through
so I was stuck on YouTube,
and thank god I was
because we've gotten to
make a lot more fun memories
and a lot more fun videos ever since then.
This is Warhead right?
I've heard stories about these.
(creepy music)
Not bad.
Not bad.
Oh it does get worse.
Oh whoa.
I don't want to spit it out.
I'm not a quitter, not a quitter.
Never have I ever hooked up with a fan.
Oh my god.
Listen, 18 year old David was a bad man.
(laughing)
David Dobrik, if you
don't know me it's because
I'm a piece of (Beep)
A what? Come on.
Just decide to pour this on me.
Listen I moved to Hollywood, you know,
getting in the swing of things.
Come on what's the big deal?
I'm sweating.
Take this one away, I
don't want to see this.
Do I have to eat?
- [Producer] Yes.
- What? Come on!
It's the worst things I
admit to I have to eat.
This is toxic waste?
- [Producer] Yeah.
- Damnit.
It's not bad but I know
it's gonna get worse.
(soft violin music)
It's bad.
Nice.
That's exactly what I think
toxic waste tastes like.
It tastes like putting thirty skittles
in your mouth at once.
- [KBD] My whole mouth, it
feels like if somebody has taken
sandpaper and scratched
it over and over again.
- Spitters are quitters.
Never have I ever been forced
to take a YouTube video down.
Damnit, I have.
I have been forced.
Sometimes a video will get
pulled because of a song I use.
Another time one of my
friends will do something
and then they'll regret
it the next morning
and they'll want me to pull that.
Do I have to do this?
I'm being so honest with you guys.
How is it that you punish me for it?
Okay here we go.
Do I just put it all in my mouth?
(laughing)
- [Producer] Just the
- Why are you laughing?
Are you being serious?
Any last words?
This is horrible, I can't imagine.
This is custom made from you guys?
Oh wow.
Wow.
(eerie music playing)
This is nuts.
Oh my.
Oh my
Wow I'm (beep) done.
That was insane.
That was like a mushroom trip.
I've never done mushroom
trip, but I, that was nuts.
Wow.
It sucks because people
think I was faking that,
but that was, I wasn't even here anymore.
Can you give me another one?
Yeah, I wanna give Natalie one.
Cheers.
This one's bad.
No, you suck on it.
No, it'll kick in.
Like I
(laughing)
You gotta keep it in your mouth.
(pop music playing)
(laughing)
Dude, that was nuts.
I came in here and I was a complete,
like even in the hallway
when they're like,
"You're gonna try sour candies?"
I was like ugh I'm gonna try sour candies.
I didn't think it was gonna be like this
so if you're coming to
try this, be careful.
I can't even talk.
(upbeat music)
