Money, money, money, money I got it
all.
Dollar, dollar bills out my asshole
fall.
I wasn’t always rich no uh no way.
I earned my zero zeroes the hard
way.
I used to be a regular middle class
guy
Living in a flat that my mum
supplied
I was at uni getting a business
degree.
When I heard the words: crypto
currency
I asked my mum for a small loan.
And traded it all for crypto.
My crypto coin grew big big big
Now I’m crypto big big wig.
Yeah crypto currency.
It sent me straight to the top.
Before crypto currency
I had to buy food from shops.
All of this happened yesterday
Cos crypto prices move quickly.
I get price updates sent to my
phone.
Beep beep let’s watch my money
grow.
Beep beep I’m a millionaire yo.
Beep beep the market’s taken a
blow.
I lost 800k oh no
When Mum finds out- beep beep.
I’m a billionaire I’ll buy her a
jeep.
Beep beep I just lost it all.
Beep beep it’s back, phew close
call.
Beep beep my currency just went
bust.
Asspennies collapsed, it’s so
unjust.
I put my trust in you Asspennies.
How could you fail me Asspennies?
Asspennies was real, I’m not making
this up.
Who knew Asspennies would go belly
up?
Now I’ll go back
to mum’s disappointment.
Now I’ll go back
to my rent free apartment.
Now I’ll go back
to my university degree.
Now I’ll go back to
To being plain unlucky.
Yeah, cryptocurrency.
I used to be at the top.
After cryptocurrency.
I still have to go to the shops.
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