Hey, guys.
It's me, Miranda.
I just realized I'm way too
famous to be doing these silly
little America's Got Talent
recaps every week.
So I'm going to let my friend do
it who's not as talented or
as pretty as me.
So take it away, Colleen
Ballinger.
Thank you, Miranda.
I'm so excited to be doing the
recaps every week, so let's
get started.
This week, we're in Tampa,
Florida, and there were these
girls that came on stage.
And they were wearing nothing.
So everyone immediately gave
them a standing ovation.
And they were like, hey, we're
the Bikini Bombshells.
And then they danced.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
They were terrible, and they
didn't get through.
However, they would probably
sell out shows in Vegas
because they were practically
naked on stage.
So after the slutty girls,
there was a montage of
terrible people, and everyone
was getting X'd off the stage.
But there was this one
guy in particular.
He was cutting hair.
Cutting hair-- you think you
could win America's Got Talent
with cutting people's hair?
Then there was this group of
very burly, handsome men who
came on stage.
And they were like, we're from
South Carolina, and we're
called All That.
They were cloggers.
And I don't know, I
really liked them.
I thought they were charming.
There's just something endearing
about a bunch of
really burly, manly men dancing
and not caring what
anyone was thinking
about them.
I really liked them.
After them, there were
these cute five boys
that came on stage.
And they weren't
wearing shirts,
but they were adorable.
And they asked what
their name was.
And I'm pretty sure
they said Balls.
I actually have no idea
what their name was.
Maybe it was Box,
Balls, Bonds?
But I heard Balls.
Just saying.
They did this beautiful
contemporary dance, and I was
super into it.
But the editing chopped out most
of the dance, which I was
kind of bummed out about.
I would have loved to see
them dance a lot more.
I was so into all the different
dance routines.
And then this guy, Michael
Griffin, came on.
And he was like, I'm
an escape artist.
Then he just had a bunch of
ropes around him and was like
having a seizure.
I'm free.
It was so lame.
Overall, I think the
episode was great.
It was super entertaining.
But the only actual talent I
felt like happened in this
episode was from the dancers.
Hurray for the dancers.
Thanks for watching my recap
on America's Got Talent.
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And I will see you
guys next week.
Bye!
