What are traps
And be they gay
She goes on like that for hours
It's like being trapped at the bottom of an elevator shaft with the ghost of Anita Bryant
Do you kids even know who Anita Bryant is?
Do you have any idea how many decades I fought for your rights?
Is Anita Bryant even dead?
Scholars remain divided.
If the blacks don't like going to jail they should just do less crimes!
Let's do another interview with Richard Spencer!
You know what? Why don't we all interview Richard Spencer?
Every single YouTuber.
Free speech mandates that we all constantly broadcast fascist propaganda
Let's get them all in here
every single Nazi and one giant live stream
and then we can finally give the Jewish Question the platform it deserves.
I'm just trying to assimilate into a pre-existing female gender role
As you can see by the normal way I'm dressed
the traditional female garb of my culture
(alien noises)
(laughing) No!
No, I think that people watching this it comes off as if leftists or like afraid of his actual ideas
But I'm not afraid of his ideas. I'm not afraid of anything. I just smoked a bunch of fucking PCP
Let's discuss this and by discuss
I mean you said quietly and
I'll tell you what to think
like you could sit there for three hours trying to make a nuanced feminist rebuttal
But wouldn't you rather just eat a bowl of thumbtacks?
And I really can't stress this enough
I don't care either way
I make youtube videos because I enjoy mood lighting and set design
So what do you people want from me?
The lobster queen is dead. Long live the Queen.
Did you just assume the straw person's gender
Cis people have like two trans jokes and they're both so bad
sure philosophers can say
but how do we know the Sun will rise tomorrow?
to which the correct response is
Shut the fuck up nerd stop playing 3d chess against your own brain and find a real thing to worry about
take a fucking sip babes
But your macabre mother wants you to take care of yourself
So here, I made you a wet pot of hot tea
and you can take it out on the balcony and pour it on some pedestrians
that always cheers me up
the receptionist at the sperm bank turned to me and said "right this way, Natalie.
Here's a cup for you to bust a nut in," and that's how my life as a woman began.
I'm sorry, Who are you talking to?
gentlemen of the academy
Did you get thrown out of Dairy Queen again?
It must needs be remarked
Please stop breaking into my house.
I shall be a queen of Dairy.
I'm sure you will be.
But it's important to remember that well, I may not fit the typical profile
I am not real and not valid
Well, I assure you there will be no taking of your free speech on this channel
unless you clock my makeup dickbag comment deleted
They poured milk on me. I poured milk on them. They didn't themself in their milk, and it was good
Thus saith the Lord
it does seem like it's getting harder to have conversations about difficult topics, you know
Our children are coming of age and this Orwellian nightmare where you can face
Consequences for simply having a politically incorrect opinion about the Jewish Question.
It's PC run amok. It's a Chanukah-tastrophe
We spend four years teaching undergraduates why capitalism is bad and then we say
well you're educated now
Good luck getting a job under capitalism byeeeeeee
good news boys
You no longer have to be some schlubby fuck riding the escalator at IKEA
thinking about how much you hate your job as a marketing and communications associate
because the Sun hath risen on the day
Wherein you take your father's claim in hand
and defend Voltaire and adorable blonde children against black civil rights
You know just like the Vikings did
Death death death death death it's the only thing everyone fears and the only thing that gets me off
But I'm trans, how could I possibly be a Nazi? That's a good question
That's a good question
It's almost as if you're an irrational person in your world view makes no sense.
Get out.
I thought we were talking about philosophy
No, we're talking about shoes.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
The tests are bought and we're showing them in the medical terminology
Your vagina does indeed suck.
Some people say I'm a man dressed as a lady
But I'm actually a lady who used to be a man
dressed as a man dressed as a lady
Explain that Professor Butler
and it's too bad because I'm actually starving over here for good trans comedy
And I mean the real dark stuff
I'm not talking about trans Rachel on the timeline calling her hormones titty skittles
No, I like the edgy stuff. I like being on the edge.
Hi, my name is Natalie win and I enjoy edging
Oh baby, come on
I thought you would liked me you used to whisper to me so sweetly.
Well not anymore
Well, do you at least want to buy some Vitalimax?
Hey Jesus
Cheers
Das Ewig-Webliche the archetype of the eternal feminine
and where does that come from
Poets...
Teenage gay boys on Instagram.
Abolish gender? Well, that sounds like an ambitious project for one transsexual but I mean
I'll give it a try
Solanas be praised. No nails no makeup. I'm wearing a nice little gender-neutral robe moment.
I did it everyone I abolished gender.
Well, I guess long hair is still a gender signifier, so I should probably get rid of that
How's she though? She's feeling a little genderless
Foppington are we doing this again?
Lady Foppington
I'm so happy to finally meet the real you.
Enchante. I'm not gonna kiss your hand you freak
I'm not gonna kiss your hand you freak
I'm more of a woman than you are
it's not what they was saying at the Parisian salon
clock me Amadeus
Don't break the fourth wall
I'm trying to make a video about post-modernism
get out of my drawing room 18th century sexual deviant
so much for the tolerant Jacobins
Well, maybe those men just picked up on my inherently womanly female energy
that I've always had since I was born a female biological soul
trapped in the body of a cross-dressing baby
and a lot of trans people want me to represent them absolutely perfectly
So if I do a fuck something up,
well just read me to filth on Twitter like you always do you little shits!
Love you!
Is it hot in here or is the world just like this now?
Imagine that this is the earth
This is what the earth would look like if you stabbed it with a giant knife
Nails, is that all womanhood means to you?
Uh-huh
in one beaker, I have white and the other brown
pour them together and well
I don't know what the kids are calling it.
It's delicious
V-I-C-T-R-O-Y
Don't tell the coach I was a guy
Oh, yes, the classic argument.
How do I explain to my child?
Kill your shitty child for all I care!
That's simply not my problem.
I regret every night I spent with you Ben Shapiro
I'm in a new relationship now with a lesbian
you and I are through
I'm getting an abortion and you can't stop me
so Jordan, sorry, dr. Peterson, professor, daddy
Let's talk
and for once, I'd like to actually treat this discussion
with the seriousness and respect I think it deserves
I love it when people assume my gender
provided the assume it correctly
Otherwise, I will throw you an imaginary Canadian pronoun jail
Well, don't leave. you can change in front of me. I'm not a prude.
I'm gonna go behind the curtain
Hmm. I like looking at naked people.
I am an evangelical transexual
I don't want toleration damn it. I want converts.
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about my womanhood?
you could be an 18th century
Republican arguing against the monarchy and the monarch could turn around and say well
Hierarchies are inevitable. God save the lobster Queen
My Lords, ladies,
and those that lieth betwixt
Present rumors a Republican and rumblings amongst the rabble have compelled us to summon you together
Let us remind you that
Nature hath so made the lobster, but some individuals be stronger than the others therefore
let not the power of our
crustacean sovereignty be anywise impugned and as for
parliamentarians well
Let them vote for cake
Very good. Thank you.
