
English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(upbeat, video-game-style theme song)
(aggressive electronic music)
I can't believe I'm finally going to comic
book convention.
A place where the socially awkward can still
be socially awkward, but socially!
Yeah! And I get to see what my favorite superheroes
would look like if they were sweaty nerds!
Shame we couldn't afford a seat for Kate too.
This airline is so expensive.
Ah! I'm sure she's fine!
La la la! La la la! I'm on a plane!
(rattling followed by a loud crunch)
(Kate screams, muffled)
Lucy why is the plane shaking! Are we crashing?!
Have we crashed?! Did we die!?! AM I DEAD?!!
SOMEBODY HELP!!!

English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(Oh my god a new intro?! THAT'S AWESOME! 
RIGHT? right? guys?)
(Funky dance music)
I can't believe I'm finally going to comic
book convention.
A place where the socially awkward can still
be socially awkward, but socially!
Yeah! And I get to see what my favorite superheroes
would look like if they were sweaty nerds!
Shame we couldn't afford a seat for Kate too.
This airline is so expensive.
Ah! I'm sure she's fine!
La la la! La la la! I'm on a plane!
(Kate screams as if being crushed by a thousand
suns... Or a few bags... Either or)
Lucy why is the plane shaking! Are we crashing?!
Have we crashed?! Did we die!?! AM I DEAD?!!
SOMEBODY HELP!!!

English: 
Ben, relax! Don't be such a scaredy cat.
I don't get it.
It's just a little turbulence. It's perfectly natural.
Y'know what else is natural? Death! Like our
inevitable deaths inside this giant robot bird!
OH MY GOD THE WINGS AREN'T EVEN FLAPPING!!!
Excuse me! Look my friend here thinks the
plane is crashing. Could you please reassure him?
Why of course! Don't worry Sir! The plane
is definitely crashing!
See! Wait, what?!
(dramatic music)
(engine failure)
(screaming)
Don't worry you won't be injured.
Oh.
Because you'll be dead!
(screaming)
Yes, it seems we've run out of fuel! So embarrassing!
Isn't there anything you can do?
Me? No! But... Well, maybe if we could...
I don't know... Afford more fuel?
Wh-Wh-What?

English: 
Ben, relax! Don't be such a scaredy cat.
I don't get it.
It's just a little turbulence. It's perfectly natural.
Y'know what else is natural? Death! Like our
inevitable deaths inside this giant robot bird!
OH MY GOD THE WINGS AREN'T EVEN FLAPPING!!!
Excuse me! Look my friend here thinks the
plane is crashing. Could you please reassure him?
Why of course! Don't worry Sir! The plane
is definitely crashing!
See! Wait, what?!
(OH MY GOD IT'S CRASHING! SHIT!!!)
(HARMONIC SCREAMING... NOT THE SAME AS DEMONIC SCREAMING)
Don't worry you won't be injured.
Oh.
Because you'll be dead!
(SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER BABY!!!)
Yes, it seems we've run out of fuel! So embarrassing!
Isn't there anything you can do?
Me? No! But... Well, maybe if we could...
I don't know... Afford more fuel?
Wh-Wh-What?

English: 
Oh! We actually have a lovely selection of
treats in our in flight catalog!
Gimme!!!
Wait a minute! This is blackmail!
Is it? I thought it was extortion.
Well, it won't work!
(dramatic music)
(engine failure)
Yes it will! I'll take the Plane Pals plushie!
Fantastic choice!
(the engine starts working again)
Phew!
Aww! You guys like Plane Pals too? Wingy Wendy
is my favorite!
Here you can have her...
WINGY WENDY!
You're the wind beneath my wings!
I have never been so attracted to anything
more in my life.
Wingy Wendy...
Oh dear! We're out of fuel again.
(engine failure)
B-B-But we bought the thing!
What can I say? Fuel is expensive.
WE ARE NOT BUYING MORE STUFF!
WE ARE TOTALLY BUYING MORE STUFF!!!
I'll take the shoe horn!
And the hand bag!

English: 
Oh! We actually have a lovely selection of
treats in our in flight catalog!
Gimme!!!
Wait a minute! This is blackmail!
Is it? I thought it was extortion.
Well, it won't work!
(BECAUSE I'M FREE! FREE FALLING!!!)
Yes it will! I'll take the Plane Pals plushie!
Fantastic choice!
(BECAUSE I'M NOT FREE! NOT FREE FALLING!!!)
Phew!
Aww! You guys like Plane Pals too? Wingy Wendy
is my favorite!
Here you can have her...
WINGY WENDY!
You're the wind beneath my wings!
I have never been so attracted to anything
more in my life.
Wingy Wendy...
Oh dear! We're out of fuel again.
(We're going down, down in an earlier round!
And Sugar, we're going down swinging!)
B-B-But we bought the thing!
What can I say? Fuel is expensive.
WE ARE NOT BUYING MORE STUFF!
WE ARE TOTALLY BUYING MORE STUFF!!!
I'll take the shoe horn!
And the hand bag!

English: 
And the hair spray!
And the headphones!
The vibrating foot massager!
Toiletries!
The arm chair!
Footstool!
(the engine steadily starts working again)
Card machine: card rejected!
Wow! Looks like you're out of money!
But at least you have everything from our
visual pun range.
Have we paid for enough fuel yet?
Yes! Yes! For the next two seconds.
Mother hugger!
(engine failure / whooshing)
Lucy! What do we do?!
Oh! Hey! How much are the parachutes?
Pfft! Those aren't for sale.
So they're free?! Great!
Wait no!
Time to make like a check! And bounce!
(dramatic music)
(air pressure sucks them out)
(Jodie screams)
(her fleshy body breaks the engines)
(the plane can be heard descending in the distance)
Ah, well, so much for the comic convention.
All that money wasted on junk we didn't even need.
Actually that sounds exactly like a comic convention.

English: 
And the hair spray!
And the headphones!
The vibrating foot massager!
Toiletries!
The arm chair!
Footstool!
(Let the sky fall! When it crumbles! We will stand tall!)
Card rejected!
Wow! Looks like you're out of money!
But at least you have everything from our
visual pun range.
Have we paid for enough fuel yet?
Yes! Yes! For the next two seconds.
Mother hugger!
(ANOTHER FALLING SONG. JEEZ. THERE'S NOT MANY)
Lucy! What do we do?!
Oh! Hey! How much are the parachutes?
Pfft! Those aren't for sale.
So they're free?! Great!
Wait no!
Time to make like a check! And bounce!
(THEN THE TWO BRAVE WARRIORS BOUNCE LIKE THEY'VE NEVER BOUNCED BEFORE)
(R.I.P. Doddleoddlepoddlewaddle)
Ah, well, so much for the comic convention.
All that money wasted on junk we didn't even need.
Actually that sounds exactly like a comic convention.

English: 
Hey! Why does this parachute have card reader?
Wha?
To continue using this Con Air parachute 
please pay now.
OH COME ON!
(AND I'M FREE! FREEEEEE FALLLINGGG!!! Yeah,
I'm never done!)
Oh! Well that wasn't so bad!
(THE PLANE CRASHES INTO THEM. YEAH. I KNOW.)
HEY GUYS!
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English: 
Hey! Why does this parachute have card reader?
Wha?
To continue using this Con Air parachute 
please pay now.
OH COME ON!
(Lucy and Ben scream)
(splash)
Ben: Oh! Well that wasn't so bad!
(explosion)
Kate: HEY GUYS!
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