Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen, you are now with 
 the special emergency crew of the Bulgarian National Television.
Lieutenant Colonel Kolev from the Headquarters of the 
 Civil Defense has just arrived in the studio.
Yes … yes … Ladies and gentlemen, the experience from prior disasters and especially 
 from the Gulf War shows that our population is not well prepared.
In case of an accident in the Nuclear Power Plant 
 in Kozloduy … there are two basic routines
pertaining to the behavior and actions of the population from the surrounding area and 
 the behavior and actions of the population from the rest of the country.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will inform you as soon 
 as we receive more information for the emergency.
We expect two of our reporters to come back to the studio shortly
and we expect another two with live broadcasts from 
 the Parliament and from the President's Office.
Is the recording ready? Give me the recording!
The recording that Lieutenant Colonel Kolev brought to us 
 is already trans-coded and you can see it.
Alert! Alert! Alert!
Today at 10 o'clock there was an accident in the Nuclear Power Plant.
Go home immediately, perform hermetization of the predetermined accommodation premises and remain inside.
Switch on the radio sets and the radio receivers.
Do not go outdoors and do not use any means 
 of transportation unless it is a vital emergency.
Put on gas masks and prepare your personal belongings and automobile for evacuation.
Take all farm animals in the sheds and hermetize the sheds.
Await for further instructions by the Civil Defense authorities.
The report of Marinela Lipcheva who just came back from the Nuclear (Radioactive) Research 
 Laboratory is now ready. I'd like to ask my colleagues to show it.
So, how can one claim and spread all over the world 
 that there has been a nuclear (radiation) accident in Kozloduy?!
By the way, and don't get me wrong here, the mass 
 media are always looking for something fresh and sensational …
It is difficult to explain how it is possible that serious information agencies spread all over 
 the world stories that have nothing to do with the truth, nothing to do!
As you just heard, ladies and gentlemen, for the 
 time being there is no reason to panic.
Only few minutes ago Monika Yanova returned from the Council of 
 Ministers. Let us see what exactly is going on there.
The Council of Ministers has been in an emergency meeting for 2 hours and 
 43 minutes already. Journalists are not allowed to enter the building.
We are staying outside and we are waiting to be given any 
 piece of information, we are swimming in a fog of disinformation.
The occasion for the emergency meeting of the Council of Ministers remains unknown.
The spokeswoman Nadezhda Mihaylova announced that an official statement will be made 
 on the television by the President or by the Prime Minister.
It is interesting and strange that the leaders of the main political parties are here. 
 Usually they do not participate in the meetings of the Council of Ministers.
And something more, so far none of the ministers has left 
 the meeting room. Now we are waiting for information.
My colleagues have just signaled to me and I see here on the control 
 monitor that Zoya Vasileva is ready to report directly from the Parliament.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Today the Bulgarian Parliament 
 is also assembled to an emergency session.
The reasons for this have not yet been clarified but my colleagues from the parliamentary team are trying 
 to do everything they can to gather more information that you will see in our direct broadcast.
Anyhow, something more for the atmosphere here. I saw familiar faces of members of parliament 
 who are already going into the session hall, naturally, not less confused than us.
For everything that is going to happen here, in the building of the 
 Bulgarian Parliament, you will be informed immediately and, as usually, professionally.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry for the bad quality of the report of Svetoslava Staeva but we 
 are obliged by all means to inform you for what is going on in the country.
Hello, Bulgarian National Television, what are you guarding here?
I don't know, I can't answer anything, I can't tell you anything 
 … Please … please … You must not record! Please!
I am forced to finish this report not from somewhere else but from the Bulgarian National Television. 
 We have just returned from a desperate attempt to get into the Kozloduy Nuclear Power Plant.
But as you have seen for yourselves, the military turn all the 
 cars aside and let in only military machines and concrete-mixers.
And we already have a direct connection to the 
 President's Office were Ekaterina Genova is expecting us.
The President of the Republic has just entered in the building. He did not wish to say anything 
 because he was in a hurry. Besides, we were promised an emergency address to the nation.
Journalists are still not allowed to enter the building. We expect 
 the emergency address. Expect a new report from here soon.
Ladies and gentlemen, you will now hear an emergency address 
 of the President of the Republic, doctor Zhelyu Zhelev.
My fellow-countrymen, in spite of the situation, you must not panic because …
… Ku-Ku Student TV Show is still with you! Yeah!
Stay calm, stay calm, ladies and gentlemen, do 
 not be shocked, do not be shocked!
This was just a tiny joke from Mr. Ku-ku. In fact, why 
 am I talking, Petyo, come here for a little while…
Actually, I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, I have the special honor to 
 present to you the Responsible Editor of Ku-Ku Student TV Show, Petar Kurumbashev.
Come here, Petar, come, sit next to me. I think that you owe, so to 
 say, a huge excuse or, more precisely, an explanation to our viewers, uh?
Ladies and gentlemen, as you have already understood, 
 everything you have just seen is a joke.
The information shown to you in the last 50 minutes is an absolute lie. What 
 you saw has never happened and we hope that it will never happen.
