Yeah......
A used pink bath robe
A rare mint snow globe
A smurf's TV tray
I bought on Ebay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most Everyday
What I bought on Ebay
Tell me why, I need another pet rock
Tell me why, I bought that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why, I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on Ebay
I'll buy, your Knick Knacks
Just check my feedback, A++ they all say they love me on Ebay
Wanna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Wanna buy some beenie babies new with tags
From some guy I've never met in Norway, found him on Ebay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you with two seconds left to go whoaa
Got paypal or visa whatever'll please ya as long as I've got the dough
I'll buy your tchotchkes
Sell me your watch please
I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'm highest bidder
Junk keeps arriving in the mail from that worldwide garage sale
Hey a Dukes of Hazzard ash tray, oh yeah, I bought it on Ebay
Wanna buy a pac-man fever luch box, wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre
Found it on Ebay
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster Pez dispensers and a toaster)
Don't know why the kinda stuff you throw away I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebay....
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