- Hello and good morrow, everyone.
I am Grapefruit.
- And I couldn't be more excited!
- Marshmallow, you don't even know
what it is we're doing in today's video.
- Doesn't matter.
I'm just always excited. (laughs)
- Okay, then.
Well, today we're doing
the Reddit 50/50 Challenge.
- Yay!
- Do you know what that is, Marshie?
- Nope. (laughs)
- (groans) Well, lemme
take everyone through it.
Here we have a link that
says, puppy peeking up
out of a boot or zucchini
getting brutally sliced
into thin pieces.
- Ooh, ooh, the puppy.
I choose the puppy.
- You don't get to choose it, Marshmallow.
That's the whole point.
When you click on it, there's a 50% chance
it'll be a link to the good thing
and a 50% chance it'll be
a link to the bad thing.
- Oh.
Well I'm gonna wish for it to be the puppy
and because I wished, so
hard it'll be the puppy.
Yay!
- Yeah, okay.
Lemme know how that works out for you.
Here we go, puppy or zucchini
getting knifed, and it is.
(bell rings)
- The puppy, yay!
I knew it would be.
Ah, look how cute he is.
- So you got lucky that time, congrats.
Now it's my turn.
I'm gonna try my luck with
potato screaming in pain
while getting mashed into a pulp
or cute baby kitten
nuzzles a baby duckling.
- Ah, that sounds unspeakably adorable.
- Agreed.
We may get treated to the most
adorable display of nuzzling
ever seen or we might have
to watch a potato get mashed.
That's the danger of playing this game.
(potato screaming)
(squishy thudding)
(dramatic music)
(alarm buzzing)
And it's the potato.
- Is the potato nuzzling that masher?
- No, Marshmallow, he is
not nuzzling the masher.
Your turn.
- [Marshmallow] I pick that one.
- Which one, the same one we just watched?
- Yeah.
This time I think it's gonna
be the baby kitten and duckling, yay!
- Marshie, that's not how this works.
It's gonna link to the exact same--
- I'm going to think positive thoughts
and wish it into existence, yay!
- Fine, whatever you say.
Marshie has picked the
exact same link that I did.
Now, let's see how that worked out.
(bell rings)
- Yay.
Ah, I wish I was there to
nuzzle them, too. (laughs)
- What the, what just happened?
How did--
- I told you, Grapey-pants,
I wished it into existence.
- That's not possible.
I must have clicked on the wrong link
or maybe they changed the
link while we were talking.
Yeah, yeah, that's probably it.
Moving on.
I'm gonna roll the dice
with tree yells in pain
as it gets chopped down
or baby seal hiccups.
- I want the baby seal.
Oh, I love watching baby animals hiccup.
- Well, I hope you're right, but somehow,
I always seem to pick the bad one.
(tree babbling)
(tree screaming)
(sharp thudding)
And I've done it again.
Way to go, Grapefruit.
This is supposed to be a
family-friendly channel.
- I'm not so sure he's screaming in pain.
I think that lumberjack is
just tickling him with that ax.
- Tickling with an ax?
Who does that?
- I do, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Hey, hey now. (laughs)
Okay, that does tickle. (laughs)
Stop. (laughs)
Okay, your turn, Marshmallow, pick one.
- [Marshmallow] Let's go
with baby giraffe takes
it's first wobbly steps or
TNT's exploding the kitchen.
- Well, there's certainly
a shortage of photos
of the kitchen exploding, that's for sure.
Let's hope it's the baby giraffe, though.
Here we go; three, two, one.
- Oh no, TNT's exploding the kitchen.
- What are you talking about?
It's clearly a photo of a baby giraffe
taking its first steps.
- No, TNT's exploding the kitchen.
- Huh?
(record scratching)
- See you next time.
(laughs) Wee.
(Grapefruit yells)
(explosion booms)
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)
