-Self-care is dumb.
-WHAT?!
How...
dare you?
There is literally nothing wrong
with taking care of yourself.
I know that! It's just that self-care has become,
this, like, superficial lifestyle term
for external solutions
to internal problems.
-That's not true!
-Have you looked at your Instagram lately?
Have YOU looked at my Instagram lately?
It's really cute, really quirky.
I like it!
-It's cute!
-You're annoying me.
Oh my gosh!
Abbey!
Taking care of myself with a latte of self-care!
#SelfCare
#Blessed (obviously)
#Latte
#ILoveYouALatte
Hashtag...
Ugh.
Self-care!
All I'm trying to say is if your outer care
doesn't match your inner dialogue,
it's not working.
I have an amazing inner dialogue.
Like, I'm amazing.
I just, like, don't understand
why Joe broke up with me.
I mean, like, am I not pretty enough?
Like, am I not funny enough?
I just need to go make a candle!
Self-care is not glamorous. Okay?
It takes nitty-gritty personal work
that's uncomfortable and it doesn't
involve anything you can buy at Goop.
But...I LOVE GOOP!
It's okay.
I think self-care has definitely become
a cultural term for millennials
and, as a millennial,
I don't know how I feel about that.
But if you want to see
more millennial-based comedy,
I've put a HoweFunny playlist down below,
all about millennials and the silly things that we do.
Thank you so much for watching and,
as always, have a lovely lovely day.
