YOU'RE A FIRST LADY.
I SPOKE TO YOUR HUSBAND ABOUT 
THIS ALSO, BECAUSE HE JOKES 
AROUND A LOT, BUT THEN YOU 
REALIZE, LIKE, OH, I HAVE TO 
MAYBE REEL IT IN BECAUSE OF THE 
POSITION I HAVE.
BUT YOU'RE NOT FIRST LADY 
ANYMORE.
>> I AM NOT.
>> Jimmy: AND AS FAR AS I'M 
CONCERNED, YOU CAN CUT LOOSE AND
REALLY SAY ANYTHING NOW, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SO WHAT I'VE DONE IS 
I'VE GOT A SERIES OF CARDS HERE.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>> Jimmy: I'VE WRITTEN SOME 
THINGS DOWN AND IF YOU ARE -- 
>> YOU'VE WRITTEN SOME STUFF 
DOWN.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE GAME FOR 
THIS, MAYBE HERE ARE SOME THINGS
THAT YOU CAN SAY.
>> YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT THOSE 
CARDS AND JUST READ -- 
>> Jimmy: DON'T LOOK AT THEM.
JUST READ WHAT I WROTE.
START WITH THAT ONE.
AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA RIGHT 
THERE SO WE FEEL -- LOOK AT THAT
ONE.
SORRY.
YEAH.
>> I'VE NEVER EATEN A VEGETABLE.
>> Jimmy: I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THE WHOLE EIGHT YEARS WE WERE IN
THE WHITE HOUSE, WE USED LAURA 
BUSH'S NETFLIX PASSWORD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
WOW.
A REVELATION.
>> LAURA, SORRY.
SEND ME THE BILLS.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
>> I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE'S 
SASHA AND WHICH ONE'S MALIA.
YOU KNOW, THEY AGREE.
THEY GET SO MAD EVERY TIME I 
MESS THEIR NAMES UP.
I'M LIKE, WHO ARE YOU.
>> Jimmy: PART OF BEING A 
PARENT.
>> THE GAME THAT SASHA PLAYS 
WITH ME IS THAT WHEN WE'RE WITH 
A LOT OF PEOPLE, SHE'LL CALL ME 
MOM, MOM, MOM, AND I DON'T HEAR 
AND SHE'S LIKE, MICHELLE.
MICHELLE OBAMA.
AND I LOOK UP AND SHE'S LIKE, 
SEE?
>> Jimmy: COUPLE MORE.
THESE ARE IMPORTANT.
>> I STOLE THE PHRASE, WHEN THEY
GO LOW, WE GO HIGH FROM THE BACK
OF A SNAPPLE CAP.
>> Jimmy: TWO MORE.
>> BARRY, BE QUIET AND HOLD MY 
PURSE.
>> Jimmy: AND YOUR FINAL 
OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT TO MAKE NOW
THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER FIRST 
LADY.
>> CLOONEY IS MY FREEBIE.
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>> Jimmy: MICHELLE OBAMA, 
