I'M GOOD TO SIT IN YOUR LAP.
HOW IS IT GOING?
ALEX JONES, WHAT IS GOING ON.
HAVE YOU GUYS STARTED THE
REVOLUTION?
WE ARE INDEED, ALEX.
THE REVOLUTION IS AFOOT.
ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AMERICA
GREAT?
I'M GOING TO RESTORE AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY ALONG WITH
PROGRESSIVES AND CONSERVATIVES IN
THE COUNTRY.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M PROUD
TO BE HERE, IT'S GOOD TO MEET
YOU IN PERSON, HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
WE ARE DOING OKAY.
DO YOU LIKE OUR HILLARY FOR
PRESIDENT SHIRTS?
I KIND OF DESPISE IT.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHIRTS.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME,
I DON'T EXIST?
[SHOUITING]
IT'S ALEX JONES!
I HAVE A SHIRT FOR YOU.
IT IS BILL CLINTON, IT SAYS
RAPE.
YOU WANT TO TAKE MY SHOW
OVER, I'LL TAKE YOUR SHOW OVER.
YOU KNOW WHO DOES THIS KIND OF
SHIRT?
FIRST OF ALL, A SICK GUY.
SECOND OF ALL, YOU KNOW WHO IS
ACCUSED IN COURT PAPERS OF BEING
A RAPIST?
DONALD J. TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP, ROGER STONE, IT IS
IN COURT PAPERS, AND YOU
ARE A SICK DUDE, ROGER STONE.
YOU INSULT ME ALL THE TIME,
NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE TO RESPOND.
I SHOULD GIVE YOU A HATCHET JOB.
YOU ARE A SICK MAN, ROGER STONE.
YOU ARE A LIAR.
YOU ARE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
LIAR.
YOU LIED ABOUT ELIOT
SPITZER.
CAN YOU ADMIT THAT, YOU
PIECE OF CRAP?
[YELLING]
FIRST OF ALL, ALEX, THIS
AIN'T YOUR FUCKING SHOW.
TURN IT BACK ON!
ROGER, RUN AWAY.
ROGER, DON'T GO,
HE WANTS TO DEBATE.
I'M NOT GOING TO DEBATE THIS
GUY, YOU ARE A HATCHET MAN.
NO ONE IN THE MEDIA TAKES
YOU SERIOUSLY.
YOU'RE THE
BIGGEST LIAR IN MEDIA.
LOSER.
NOBODY WATCHES YOUR
SHOW.
FIRST OF ALL --
CENK IS REALLY MAD.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE.
ALEX --
NOBODY WATCHES YOUR SHOW,
GUYS.
GO SUPPORT SAUDI ARABIA.
FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY
SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS
BULLSHIT.
WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI
ARABIA, YOU DUMB ASS.
YOU DON'T
KNOW SHIT.
DO YOU THINK THE
LIZARD PEOPLE ARE IN CHARGE?
YOU ARE THE 
ANTI-LIBERAL AND
YOU ARE PISSED.
I CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!
SECURITY...
KEEP MOVING.
LET'S GO.
[YELLING AND MURMURING]
