- Oh boy, soggy swamp.
- That's you, that's what
you sound like, all the time.
- Come on, we need to destroy all the brew
these witches are making.
- Ugh, I hate witches.
Heads up, baby zombie.
(baby cries)
- Pork?
I'm as confused as you are.
All right, be on the
lookout for witch's brew
or any secret chests.
I feel like we haven't found any.
- We haven't found any.
All we ever do is run
through slashing at mobs.
- Maybe it's time we stop
and smell the mushrooms.
- Whoa, I've never seen
a purple mushroom before.
I'm keepin' this.
(growl)
Oh, uh, is this yours?
Whoa.
- Clean up on aisle six.
- We're gonna have a lot
more to clean up in a minute.
- Goodbye slime, say
hello to my poison blades.
(chopping noises)
- Hmm, I seem to be creating more enemies.
- Ah, they're so cute.
Can we keep 'em?
- All right, there's a brew.
Destroy it, stay at the knee.
- Ah yes, brings me
back to my college days.
I really destroyed a lot of brew back then
if you know what I mean.
(crash)
- Come on, another dungeon.
- There should be one more
cauldron we need to destroy.
- You're terrible at
throwing things, you know?
- Hey you, get out of my dungeon.
- This is your dungeon?
- Well no, but I hang
out in here a lot, okay?
- Well that dungeon wasn't great
but it was better than
that gross-ass swamp.
Now let's see what awaits next.
Oh it's more swamp.
- Hey, that must be the final cauldron.
Finally, I can kill something
that won't hit me back.
Ah, dammit.
Oh God, I'm gonna need a miracle
to destroy this cauldron.
Ah, I'm low on health.
Maybe this mushroom will heal me.
- You have a specific
potion for healing, idiot.
(upbeat music)
- Whoa, that mushroom
turned him into a maniac.
We did it!
We destroyed the cauldron!
- Great, we can get out here.
What the...
Get off me!
(light music)
