I am about to eat the camera!
AAAAH
(sexy jazz)
My name is Jacob I'm a freshman at Glendale high school.
Can you look at the camera please?
My name is Jacob. I'm a freshman at Glendale high school.
GO BIRDS
Jesus Christ, this is a really stupid
My favorite part of the year was putting betas in their place am I right?
No
nooo?
My favorite part of the year?
Um, well I was in football for about a month
But I had to quit because of my heart problems due to my excessive weight
Did you go to any school dances?
I would have, but it seems like no one likes me for some reason.
hey, when we play Rob-lox-
the thing is, that you kinda carry us down.
so we don't really wanna-
Sorry, I what?
You suck at Ro-blox, man!
you wanna say that one more time?
to my face!
You suck at Ro-blox!
oof
tell us a bit more by yourself for example, um, what's your street name
nasty Johnson
no, the name of your street.
oh um.
One on one Street
Cadence, how did you meet your friends?
well, me and my friend, Aj used to rough house a bit
But it was nothing like serious we never really hurt each other
Yeah, yeah, we're pretty good friends
What was your best experience in school?
well, I was in football.
I was the best around, I was undefeated.
they called me a star athlete.
What clubs were you it? Oh I was in guitar club
yeah, I was pretty rad
FRICK
He keeps trying to dominate the class. He says it's how Zeppelin was run.
Dude, you keep on screwing up my flow.
what are you even talking about?
I'm trying to write my music
And you are trying to control it.
I'm really fricking irritated right now.
give me a reason, Okay?
uuuhh
I honestly don't know why he's still in school.
I have no idea what you mean right now
really? THIS-
(nerds in background)
How are your grades, John?
I bet you'd like to know, wouldn't you like to know, fatty?
Excuse me?
uh, C's I guess
How are you and Jacob related?
I guess we're friends, but he's kind of more like a Chinese bootleg of a human
All right your football star, right? Yeah, I am buddy
All right, won't you show us what you got and jump
THAT? yes.
easy peasy lemon!
What clubs are you in.
oh, I'm in the monastery of Gorg the flesh King
Three feet of Gord, my friend
praise GORG!
Is that a cult?
Well, if you call praising the almighty meaty Lord, to stop yourself from a thousand years of darkness a cult...
What clubs are you in?
well, I'm in the fortnite club.
I guess you can say that I'm a pro at the game.
