All right!
Okay. So we left off...
I think we're still in the past.
Gah.
Have to get used 
to the controls,
I've been playing Mario 
Maker all weekend.
This XBox controller is 
really thick in comparison.
[chuckles]
"Peke peke pekeke."
Yeah, we're still 
in the past, okay.
So we're gonna go back...
Ooh.
We're gonna go back to 
the present and meet...
And talk to Gun Meca, and tell 
him about Peke Peke language.
Oops.
It would also be helpful...
Hey!
If I have a weapon 
out, to not die.
[chuckles]
[humming along]
Ngah! 
[low HP beeping]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I didn't know I was 
that close to dying.
[humming along]
All right.
Just a second here...
Make sure the stream 
was runnin'.
Didn't feel like it 
was. [laughs softly]
CORONYA: "Misk, use 
the magic of OPRIN."
Wait, what's down here?
"I found a secret entrance."
Oh!
CORONYA: "This is 
the time door."
"Let's go back to our 
time through this door."
Yes, that's what we're doing.
It has been...
it has only been since Thursday 
since I last played this game,
and I completely 
lost everything,
[chuckles]
because I'm so wrapped 
up in the other things.
All right.
Not gonna fight these fellahs.
Not gonna fight you either.
CORONYA: "Listen to the 
people of the town."
All right. I think this is the 
town where Gun Meca lives.
First...
Hey!
Okay, that's the cancel 
button. [laughs softly]
Yes, please.
"Morning! Have a safe trip."
All right.
That's fine.
[humming along]
All right, here we go.
GUN MECA: "Great! Translating 
Peke Peke language?
"Oh! Sounds fun! 
Let me join you!"
[fanfare] "Gun Meca joined you."
Yes.
So now...
"No one is here."
[laughs softly]
[sighing] All right.
So now in the 
village in the past,
where they only speak 
"peke peke pekeke",
Gun Meca will tell us 
what they're talkin' about.
Oh yeah, I still have
a weapon equipped.
Ngah.
I don't think at the moment that
it does me any good to fight?
I mean, I should probably be
trying to be gaining levels,
but also probably 
not in the desert
where you die just 
by existing, slowly.
OPRIN.
[chuckles]
CORONYA: "Misk! This 
is the time door.
"Let's go back 500 years to
find Supica in Alalart."
Yes.
[chuckles]
[humming along]
Whoops.
Stop it!
I want to jump, not cast spells.
[level up fanfare]
Okay! There we go.
"Misk's level rises."
"The maximum HP has become 98."
"The maximum MP has become 94."
"The offense power of 
the Rod has increased."
"Misk memorized FLAMOL1."
Let's do some FLAMOL.
"Take the blizzard of fire!"
[chuckles]
Ooh.  That's nice.
[chuckles]
Hey, Billy!
Oh! I'm strong enough to kill 
these guys with one shot now.
Aah!
The flowers still take some 
extra effort, though.
[laughs softly]
[humming along]
All right.
Oop.
Oh! Does that vary, then, or are
they just different bandits?
Ngah!
Stoppit!
[laughs softly]
"Is this a new game in 
retro, or an old game?"
This game is from 1989.
It's called "Magic 
of Scheherazade."
Erf.
For the NES. Back in the day!
[chuckles]
All right.
Let's kill us a 
bunch of lizards.
I don't know what the 
Libra formation does.
That's fine.
All right, let's fight.
GYGATORN!
"Combined their powers 
to use the GYGATORN!"
"Samrima received major damage!"
"Can't believe you've 
never heard of it"?
Well... I dunno.
It was done by Culture Brain.
They were not a very big name 
[chuckles] producer of the games.
"12 experience points". 
Yes! Okay.
[humming along]
Nope.
Okay.
GUN MECA: "Translation: 
'Welcome to Alart.'"
Okay.
GUN MECA: "Translation: 
'Supica made Lah angry,
"'because he stole his bread.'"
Tsk. Can't go stealing bread.
GUN MECA: "Translation: 
'Use the magic of OPRIN here.'"
[chuckles] Okay. 
One second though.
GUN MECA: "Translation: 
'Lah took Supica
"'and locked him up somewhere.'"
Yeah, I think he's in the middle
of a forest or something.
Well, we're in the 
middle of a forest.
[humming along]
Howdy, Mr. DomFoxley!
"Welcome to the 
Magic University."
"The admission fee 
is 50 rupias!"
All right.
Let's see what they'll 
teach us today.
"Libra course, RAINCOM course."
Libra course.
"Now, let's start the lesson."
"The formation is a strategy 
to defeat the enemy armies."
"Select the formation and fight,
then your defense power
"increases and you can 
use magical powers."
"However, only the 
formation which
"fits the enemy's 
character will work."
"Use the Libra formation against
Pandarm and Corsa's Air Squad."
Yeah, so. Libra against 
the Air Squad? Sure.
"Remember these faces.
"If you meet the Air Squad, 
use the Libra formation."
"That's all for today. 
Now, let's start the exam."
"The Air Squad appeared!"
"Select the best formation 
against this enemy."
Kaitos?
Libra!
I remembered for 5 seconds!
"Congratulations, 
you have passed."
"I wish you good luck."
"I will give you the 
Dragoon to prove that
"you have passed the 
lesson. Good luck!"
'The Dragoon'?
"Would you like to 
take another course?"
Yes!
See what they give us 
for the RAINCOM course.
Other than knowledge of 
the great magic RAINCOM.
Ooh.
"Now, let's start the lesson."
"A wise man will appear in a 
desert shrine, 500 years later.
"He can give you the great 
magic called RAINCOM.
"This magic will grow forth
even from the dry earth.
"However, you can use 
this magic only once,
"during the Alalart 
solar eclipse."
"I will give you the 
Stardust to prove that you
"have passed the 
lesson. Good luck!""
Yes! The Stardust.
Okay, no, no more courses.
No more of this music!
[chuckling] "Please return 
if you have the chance."
All right. Stardust...
Yeah.
Okay.
Back to town.
[humming along]
Okay, that's the mosque...
There's nothing happening 
in the mosque, is there?
"Spirit of the Blue Star,
"what brings you to 
my blessed mosque?"
Uh, I don't even use those.
GUN MECA: "Translation:
'Lah is so sad.
"'Only for his stolen bread.'"
I mean... Is it like magic 
bread or something?
No! Ack!
I keep wanting to say 
'yes' and failing.
I mean, it's one loaf of bread,
what could it cost? 20 rupias?
[chuckles]
All right.
Oop.
GUN MECA: "Translation: 
'Lah is stingy.'"
Ah. Okay.
[chuckles]
GUN MECA: "Translation:
'Supica is a good boy.
"'He regrets what 
he did to Lah.'"
I'm sure he is.
[humming along]
"I'm Lah. People say I'm stingy. 
[sighs] Do you think so?"
I mean...
We haven't heard about your
good character traits.
They have not been 
good character traits.
[chuckling] "Extrajudicial 
imprisonment on a
"flying squirrel thing and 
depression over Wonder bread."
Yes. Character flaws.
Stinginess is not 
one of them, right?
I mean, he could've given the 
bread, and sure he didn't, but...
"You are nice! Oh yes! I'll 
give you these magic boots!"
"Tell Supica I forgive him.
"He's been locked up 
in the South Maze."
Awurr.
Magic boots.
Magic boots? Magic boots.
Whatever they do. [chuckles]
[humming along]
"Hi, how may I help you?"
Erp!
I wanna see how much 
bread actually costs?
"What would you like?"
Bread.
"Bread? They cost 20 
rupias." There you go.
And you could even haggle 
with the guy for a discount.
No!
Oh wait, map.
"You can't have more."
Okay, I do have 
a map. [chuckles]
Yeah.
CORONYA: "Listen to the 
people of the town."
Yeah. So he's rich enough to 
live in the only house in town.
[laughs]
[humming along]
[humming along]
On the other hand, bread 
costing as much as
a whole night in a hotel? 
That's... [chuckles]
That's either expensive for 
bread, or cheap for hotels.
[humming along]
CORONYA: "Misk, use 
the magic of OPRIN."
Okay.
OPRIN sesame!
Hold on.
Oh! This is in my map!
Not that the map 
is helpful at all.
Whoa!
Oh.
About to say, why did 
everything turn purple?
But, uh, we've been 
under the eclipse
for this whole session so far.
And now the eclipse is over.
Hello, Medusa.
All right.
Let's try the Libra formation.
Even though the Medusa 
is not the Air Squad,
we still get magic out of it.
All right.
Wait, what is the 
magic we get out of it?
MONIBURN?
'MONIBURN'?
"Misk's party combined their 
powers to use the MONIBURN!"
"The magic doesn't 
work on Medusa."
Oh. Okay.
Oh!
We'll use FLAMOL.
And... BOLTTOR, and... SILLEIT?
What is SILLEIT?
I have forgotten ever 
hearing this word before.
I've been tempted to go out 
and hunt for the manual,
which I'm pretty sure I have.
And I'm pretty sure it 
might've touched on at least
some of the spells and such,
'cause this was back in the day.
[humming along]
[humming along]
"Defeated the Medusa!"
For 20 entire experience points.
[laughs softly]
Aah!
No.
These mazes...
"Masked Regiment appeared!"?
Are they that masked, 
or are they just
not actually appeared yet?
[laughs]
'Cause there ain't nothin' 
appeared right there.
What?
Curgot.
[humming along]
Yeah, I don't remember 
any of this. [chuckles]
Whoa!
[level up fanfare]
[chuckles]
116! and 100!
Getting me to triple-digit HP!
There we go.
Is this on the map?
Ah, it's that room.
Okay.
What—?
What?!
Okay, first off,
I don't know what the use
of that whole area was.
Second off, I'm gonna 
take maybe half a minute
to see if I have 
that manual handy.
One second. [chuckles]
Oof.
Indeed we found it.
It does describe the spell.
"SILLERT. This transforms 
the user into a mirror
"which can reflect the 
enemy's magic right back."
So it's like a reflect 
spell, I guess.
Nobody can see this, 
but that's okay.
[laughs softly]
Ah.
Yeah. The spell, uh, MYMY 
or whatever it's pronounced.
You were talkin' about 
it turning into, uh,
turning into ice 
cream sandwiches.
The manual says they 
turn into hamburgers.
Which is... [sighs]
Hamburgers are not 
normally blue.
Not even in ancient Arabia.
[laughs]
CORONYA: "Misk, use 
the magic of OPRIN."
Okay.
Is this where Supica is?
"This is the magic field.
"A rupia tree will grow 
if you plant a rupia's seed
"on the day of the 
Alalart solar eclipse.
"Would you like to do it?"
It's not the day of the 
Alalart solar eclipse, though!
"Please come back again 
with a rupia's seed."
Yarf.
All right, so. Clearly 
that was the place.
Ngaah!
Just, uh... first off, 
restore my HP a little.
Okay, that's fine.
Blue hamburgers, of course! 
Why didn't we think of that!
[chuckles]
