MATT: Hello everyone and welcome
to this evening's episode of Critical Role.
Before we kick things off
we're going to do the videos in just a moment to intro
as we're waiting for a member to arrive.
But before we get started tonight
we have a couple special giveaways
getting all the subscriber counts we can get.
First off if we hit 3500 subscribers tonight
we're going to be giving away a player's handbook
signed by the cast of Critical Role,
a dicebox, and
one of these fantastically reconstructed horns of Orcus
torn recently from forehead of the mad beholder K'varn.
We actually have two of these
available tonight as part of the giveaways.
The first one will be at 3500 the next one at 3550
with the same package:
The player's handbook signed by everybody
the dice box and one of these horn props
which were made for us by the incredible
KommissarProps.
This is Kai Norman.
Kai, want to come in and say hello to everyone?
KAI: Yeah!
MATT: Show off your good work here.
KAI: Thank you.
MATT: Show off your good work here.
KAI: Hey guys!
KAI: I guess I should show you
a little bit about how they're built.
They're resin.
They're cast resin so they've got a little bit of
rigid foam in the back so they've got this nice kind of
bone marrow look
and they're all hand painted by me
and hopefully you guys will --
MARISHA: He's super awesome.
MATT: It's a good start.
MARISHA: You should totally go follow him
at KommissarProps.
It's kind of hard so I printed this out for you guys.
Follow him on Instagram and on Facebook.
That's where you see the most about this guy.
And go check it out. It's good for the giveaway.
MATT: He's a talented guy.
He's providing these for us for the giveaway tonight
totally on his own
and he's also going to be helping us
with future possible prop stuff
for the game as it progresses.
MARISHA: You definitely want to go follow him.
I actually tweeted a picture from your Instagram account,
so for those of you who are following me,
there's a direct link to his Instagram account.
Or just search this on Facebook or Instagram.
MATT: Indeed.
MARISHA: Do it. Do it now.
MATT: So we have those at 3500 and 3550.
If we get to 3600 tonight,
you'll get the t-shirt signed, a dice box, a starter kit
and we'll stay after and play some more Just Dance.
(cheers)
MATT: Yeah! Great!
MATT: Also want to give a big shoutout to --
we might have a bunch of new folks from imgur today --
someone put up a really cool post about us on imgur
and a lot of people saw it,
so those who came through that, hello, welcome,
you're gonna sit in and watch a bunch of us silly folk
play Dungeons & Dragons,
so it should be fun hopefully. Welcome.
In the meantime we'll go ahead and roll the videos,
we'll get some history on some of the characters
and we'll be back here in a few minutes.
MARISHA: We'll be back. Go follow.
And then we'll pull winners.
TRAVIS: Right, Listen up! If you have ale,
then you have a friend in Grog Strongjaw!
A goliath of towering height and size,
this barbarian has an appetite
for the two great loves in his life:
combat, women,
and ale!
(record scratch)
Wait.
Easily the brains of the group,
Grog is often consulted for his vast knowledge
of shapes, colors, and shiny things!
...also ale.
In his early years, armed with his two handed great axe,
Grog often enjoyed proving his might amongst
(brawling sounds)
Grog often enjoyed proving his might amongst
the ranks of his family's wandering herd.
(brawling sounds)
the ranks of his family's wandering herd.
But after coming upon an unsuspecting
elderly gnome in the woods,
he objected to the killing such an innocent life.
A creature of impulse, Grog felt only pity for this...
well, this terrified little thing.
And his disobedience cost him dearly.
(weapon crack)
Beaten bloody, and banished by the herd leader,
Beaten bloody, and banished by the herd leader,
his uncle Kevdak,
Grog was abandoned and left to die.
Exiled from his herd, it was then that
the relative of the very gnome he fought to save,
saved him.
It was the kindness of a gnome cleric named Pike,
that healed Grog, bringing him back from death's edge.
And they have remained close friends ever since.
Most nights, Grog can be found challenging
entire taverns to wrestling matches! Ha!
...or accompanying Scanlan to the nearest house,
where you pay for...
lady favors.
Also ale!
MARISHA: A first Impression of Keyleth would
leave you with little information
on the half-elven druid.
You might even think that her social awkwardness
due to her sheltered upbringing is kind of sweet.
(chuckle)
Of course, it would be unwise to underestimate her
based on first impressions.
(thunder crack)
based on first impressions.
Under that unintimidating petite frame
is a vicious beast waiting to be unleashed,
whose natural powers have made even the fiercest of
champions pee their pants, literally!
(soft chuckle)
Born to the Air Tribe of the Ashari people,
Keyleth was raised with a deep love
of nature and the elemental magics.
It is her people’s inherent duty to protect
the delicate areas in Tal'Dorei
where the four elemental planes begin to bleed with this realm.
Since she was a little girl, she had quite a knack
for air manipulation and beast shaping abilities.
Well, if you consider kittens and
flying squirrels to be little beasts.
Which, I do.
(clears throat)
Anyways, it wasn't long before the headmaster of the tribe,
her father, Kohren,
realized her true prodigious abilities
and she was inveterated to succeed him as the next headmaster.
Just like that, her jovial childhood was stripped
and replaced with endless spell memorization,
teachings from ancient traditions,
and exceedingly high expectations.
Every druid leader to be must embark on
a journey to seek out the sister tribes
in order to introduce and establish respect
amongst the fellow headmasters.
They call this the Aramente, or Noble Odyssey.
When her father felt she was ready,
he set her on the path to truly discovering herself.
Not knowing when, or if she will ever return.
As she hiked down the mountain towards Stillben,
she meditated on the task ahead.
Part of the Aramente is proving yourself
a strong warrior, a valiant protector,
and a wise and compassionate leader.
With this knowledge,
one thought plays in repeat in her mind:
Is she even worthy?
TALIESIN: Percy was the third child of seven children,
born to a noble family who lived far to the north
in the ancient castle of Whitestone.
With so many siblings to share the burdens of
lordship, Percy turned his attention to the
sciences, engineering, and naturalism.
One day, a mysterious couple,
named Lord and Lady Briarwood, came to court.
During a feast held in their honour,
the Briarwoods violently took control of the castle,
killing or imprisoning everyone
who would stand in their way.
Percy awoke chained in the dungeon,
only to be freed by his younger sister.
Together they fled, chased by the Briarwoods’ men.
As they ran, Percy’s sister took
several arrows to the chest and fell.
Percy kept running, eventually jumping into
a freezing river and floating unconscious to freedom.
He did not remember waking up on a fishing boat.
He barely remembered the next two years,
as he slowly made his way as far south as possible.
Then one night, Percy had a dream.
A roaring cloud of smoke offered him
vengeance against those who destroyed his family.
When he awoke, Percy began to design his first gun.
(gun cocks and fires)
ASHLEY: Pike grew up in the outskirts of town,
near the Bramblewood.
Her ancestors were a family of deep gnomes
with quite an unfavorable reputation.
Thievery, destruction, and trickery left them
with the curse of the last name Trickfoot.
Sarenrae, the goddess of healing and redemption,
had other plans for Pike's great-great-grandfather, Wilhand,
who left his family at a young age after a dream.
A dream that changed the course of the Trickfoot family.
Wilhand devoted his life to Sarenrae
and pledged from then on that him and his family
would live a life of service and devotion.
As a child, Pike seemed to have an affinity to heal.
Whether it was animals, people, or even flowers,
she felt she had a purpose in making things whole
that had once been broken.
She studied and learned the ways to heal
though divine magic.
She lived a peaceful life, quiet and simple,
until one day, Wilhand was captured
and almost killed by a group of goliath barbarians.
One of the goliaths took a stand
against the murder of the innocent gnome
and he himself was beaten, bloodied, and left for dead,
abandoned by his herd.
Wilhand went to Pike for help.
She prayed and healed this barbarian as best she could,
bringing him back to life.
When he awoke, she discovered his name
was Grog Strongjaw.
After that, they were best of friends,
a rather unlikely pair.
Little did she know that in a few years' time
Grog would soon return the favor
and bring her back from the clutches of death.
(creature growl and snapping)
After being killed in battle,
Pike felt angry.
She wanted to be stronger
so that it would never happen again.
She spent four months at sea
training with the men and women
aboard a ship called the Broken Howl.
Gripping her holy symbol in one hand,
and her morningstar in the other,
this time, Pike is ready.
SAM: Oh, you haven’t heard of Scanlan Shorthalt?
Well, gird your loins, ladies,
because he has his eye on you.
A talented musician, master of disguise,
and dashingly handsome in his own mind,
Scanlan sings songs
almost as much as he sings his own praises.
Born a poor gnome, Scanlan used
his endless charm and soaring tenor voice
to croon for coin and support his single mother.
One day he was discovered by a half-orc promoter,
and joined Dr. Dranzel’s Spectacular Traveling Troupe
where he learned the ways of the world
and honed his skills as a bard extraordinaire.
A loner much of his life, Scanlan has never quite
come to terms with the violent death of his mother
at the hands of a goblin invasion.
While his years on the road provided many, shall we say,
educational experiences with the opposite sex,
deep down Scanlan yearns for the one thing
he’s never known:
the true love of a fellow Gnome.
Still, Scanlan considers himself a lover first,
performer second, and fighter distant third.
On the battlefield, he’ll support his allies,
but rarely draws blood unless it’s to protect
fellow gnome, Pike.
Count on Scanlan for a hearty laugh,
a rollicking song, and a twinkle in his eye
that melts hearts and makes the females swoon.
ORION: Greetings and salutations.
I am Tiberius Stormwind.
I hail from a town called Ty'rex,
located in the heart of Draconia,
born from a politically respected family.
At the age of 15,
I succeeded in passing the Sorcerer’s Rite,
showing prodigy-like control of my magic.
The judges and the Draconian high council were amazed
at how powerful my spells were
for how long I had been training.
At 20 years old, I was the youngest appointed member
of the magic guild in Draconian history.
For the next few years, I almost went mad
from the malaise of being a guild member,
as it’s rather boring.
However, one day I happened upon a chamber,
unused for quite some time.
In the room were stacks of books and maps
of the surrounding cities and areas
around the known world.
For months, I would frequent the chamber
and learned of artifacts from legend.
After a long period of research,
I made a list of artifacts that caught my eye.
I brought these findings to the high council
and was told that all of the information
in the chamber I had stumbled upon
was either believed to be fiction, or unsolvable mysteries,
and hence were lost forever.
I found those answers to be unacceptable.
A year later I devised a ruse
and managed to convince the city council
to lend support in me leaving Draconia
on a mission of peace and diplomacy
for the surrounding kingdoms.
Going from town to town and making friends and allies,
in and for the name of Draconia.
Being a red dragonborn,
I had quite the task on my hands in that respect,
but it was exactly what I needed
so I could explore the world and find these artifacts,
as I felt the truth was out there.
Some may describe me as buffoonish,
but I say poppycock to all that.
I am much sharper than most give me credit for.
I just don’t pay attention to things sometimes.
I’ve also been known to be rather cunning, loyal,
happy-go-lucky, and well, dangerous.
I can’t help but show my true scales every now and then.
But overall, I think I’m quite friendly for a Dragonborn.
LIAM: Never entirely welcome in the company of elves or men,
Vax'ildan learned at a young age to skip past formality,
preferring instead to invite himself in your door.
Along with twin sister Vex'ahlia,
Vax was born by a chance encounter between
elven royalty and human peasantry.
Raised by their mother in their early years,
the twins were eventually sent off
to their father in the Elven capital of Singorn.
But their cool reception among the elves there never warmed,
and their time in the capital didn’t last.
The siblings stole away one autumn night
and set out on the open road.
After a few years of wandering,
they eventually decided to return to their mother,
and journeyed back to the lands of their youth.
But instead of finding their childhood home,
they returned to a pile of rubble.
Their mother was gone, their home burned to ash.
Pressing the townspeople for answers,
they learned of the day the dragon came.
(roaring)
With their ties all severed, Vax'ildan and his sister
set out to find their fortune together in Tal'Dorei.
An outsider since birth, Vax quickly learned
to solve life’s challenges in his own particular way,
often by sidestepping them entirely.
And when his knack for circumventing adversity isn’t enough,
(sword unsheathing and slashing)
the way of blades the elves schooled him in
more than makes up the difference.
LAURA: Like so many half-elves,
Vex'ahlia has spent most of her life suffering
the cool reception of a people who don’t fully accept her.
Born of a human mother and an elven father
who only later in life took an interest in their existence,
Vex'ahlia and her twin brother Vax'ildan
quickly realized the only people
they could truly rely on in this world
were each other.
It was at the age of 10 when the two were taken
from their mother, and brought to live in Singorn,
the isolated Elven city for which
their father was an ambassador.
He quietly took them in, but always kept an icy distance,
and after too many years of disdainful looks,
the pair decided to leave his indifference behind
and set out on their own.
Vax took to the cities, stealing small trinkets
and learning the ways of the thief,
while Vex kept to the woods.
She preferred the isolation.
Always the keen observer,
she learned to hunt and to track, to spy and to shoot.
And through a series of fateful events,
earned herself a companion in the form of a bear --
her own stolen Trinket --
to fight alongside her and protect her fiercely.
Also he is adorable and gives expert massages.
MATT: Welcome back guys!
We have some interesting aspects of playing tonight
Orion Acaba will be here shortly,
he's currently stuck in traffic.
Unfortunately we will not have a Sam Riegel tonight,
due to his schedule.
ASHLEY: Scanlan?!
MARISHA: No Scanlan.
MATT: Laura Bailey and Travis Willingham,
our loving Grog and Vex, are out of town in Florida
but are Skyping in via modern technology.
LAURA: Technology? What's it all about?
MARISHA: We can actually see you guys pretty good.
MATT: We're going to try and make this work.
MARISHA: It's pretty cool.
ZAC: We're getting audio set up right now.
MATT: So we're getting this figured out.
They'll stay in play as long as they can.
They are three hours ahead of us.
To be fair, we have friends across the coast
that get up at 4am to watch this
LAURA: That's true.
MATT: You should hang around long as you can.
(strange monkey noises)
MATT: You should hang around long as you can.
MATT: We can't hear you right now.
(strange monkey noises)
(more monkey noises)
MATT: It's even better.
MATT: So as they're figuring this out guys.
We'll let you know,
we've already hit our first milestone for subs.
MATT: So we have a winner. The winner of our first package,
which includes the player's handbook signed by everybody,
the dice, and one horn of Orcus
torn from the forehead of K'varn...
Is the esteemed RhymesWithOrange!
Congratulations RhymesWithOrange,
you are the first winner of the horn.
(everyone claps)
MATT: Well done.
So we'll get that sent out --
TALIESIN: Are you taking a selfie with the iPad?
MARISHA: (laughs)
TALIESIN: Sorry.
MATT: (sighs)
TALIESIN: Sorry.
MATT: It's alright. So --
MARISHA: Thank you again to our friend
Kai Norman at KommissarProps for making the horn,
go follow him. It's awesome.
KommisarProps on Instagram and Facebook
MATT: Our next giveaway is at 3550.
And we will give away the second and only other horn,
as well as the rest of that package.
And at 3600 we're going to do
t-shirt signed, dice box, starter kit
and we're going to be dancing for you afterwards.
Let's see if we can get that by tonight.
Also, want to give you guys a heads up,
we've wanted to get some confirmation
to you guys about the episode releases after the live show.
Because we have a lot of people who watch the show
who can't watch it live.
MATT: The episodes are available immediately
afterward on Twitch if you're a subscriber.
So the morning after the show, if you're a subscriber,
you get to watch the episodes immediately afterward.
Plus you're helping us keep this channel going.
All the subscription money goes toward
maintaining the channel,
all the people that work here throughout the week,
all the other amazing hosts and people
that actually run the programs here.
So you help make this channel function.
MARISHA: Only subscribers get access to the archives.
MATT: -- archives immediately.
However --
LAURA: (coughs)
However --
MATT: -- volume.
MATT: To finish this thought, for those who aren't subscribers,
episodes do go up now every Monday,
that's going to be the confirmed time period of release.
MATT: So you can look forward to episodes
up on the Geek & Sundry website every Monday.
That's the scenario.
MATT: So, given that case,
whenever Orion gets here he'll hop in,
in the meantime, let's go ahead and start this game up.
MATT: So.
ASHLEY: All right here we go.
MATT: So, for those of us who --
MATT: Just a little heads up here,
the party has just returned after a long arduous trek
through The Underdark,
beneath the Dwarven city of Kraghammer.
MATT: They were sent to retrieve a paladin named
Lady Kima of Vord, who was on a vision quest
to stop some dark evil that her deity Bahamut
told her was existing beneath this mountain range,
and needed to be squelched.
MATT: The party managed to salvage her from insidious torture,
and through her aid as well as a Mind Flayer
who had been outcast from the society
and the colony nearby.
MATT: They managed to convince to help them as well,
fought their way through the tunnels,
past the Duergar army, eventually to
the underground Mindflayer colony of Yogg Voril
where they found that this entity called K'varn.
This was then eventually revealed
to be a mad beholder, K'varn,
who had been pseudo possessed
and given additional power by the Horn of Orcus,
a great and evil artifact long forgotten,
which had been found by this entity.
So they managed to make their way
into the temple, kill K'varn,
tear the horn from it's forehead,
however found themselves swarmed immediately
by an entire colony of mind flayers
heading toward the top of this temple.
They managed to battle and battle,
nearly losing a few party members,
and through some ingenuity, escape through the top,
glide over the city of Yogg Voril
through this underground chasm to a distant embankment
along the beachside of this underground lake.
And teleport their way back to their base city of Emon.
So they've come back to Emon,
they've come to their keep, Greyskull Keep,
and they've had an evening of rest.
Upon waking the next morning,
they've managed to get some breakfast,
they've freed Lady Kima from her stone entrapment
as she was turned to stone
during the battle with the beholder,
and had a conversation based around
what should or could be done
about this Horn of Orcus evil artifact.
So here we will pick up again from that point.
So the rest of you guys have eaten your meal,
Kima hungrily doing so.
All of you guys both sore and exhausted
having barely seen sunlight for a little over a week
and being probably the first or second good meal
you've had since leaving Kraghammer proper.
You all finish your food, Grog hungrily so,
double the size of his normal intake of
delicious meats and starches.
Tiberius has not seemed to have woken up
or found his way down from his room as of yet.
However, you guys did recently receive
a rolled up piece of parchment.
A notification from the council of Tal’Dorei,
saying that you have been requested to
the council chambers at some point this afternoon,
around the mid-day sun, to discuss your return
and the situation and conditions about it.
And that was all it said.
LIAM: I can't remember is Lady Kima with us at this point?
Is she unstoned?
MATT: She's unstoned,
you've already had the conversation with her last week
talking about the horn, basically interrogating her.
LIAM: And we said that we had it somewhere safe,
but weren't we playing coy with that?
MATT: You were playing coy with it but you --
ASHLEY: I had gone downstairs to go get Grog.
MATT: Yes, Grog returned with it
and you guys had the conversation basically saying
‘Oh, it's safe, don't worry. It's fine’.
Grog at which currently has it in the bag of holding.
MARISHA: But we haven't told her
that it's in the bag of holding right?
MATT: No you just said you have it somewhere safe.
MARISHA: We just said we have it somewhere safe.
MATT: Correct.
MARISHA: Okay.
MATT: Turn them up a little bit.
TALIESIN: I am highly entertained.
LIAM: I think we're getting feedback.
MATT: Oh, I see.
MARISHA: Oh yeah, that's us.
LAURA: Right! That would be us.
MATT: Yes.
LAURA: Sorry about that.
ASHLEY: We'll figure this out guys.
MARISHA: That wasn't too bad.
MATT: This is the new attempt at technology
with our out-of-towners.
TALIESIN: It's amazing.
MARISHA: It's working pretty well.
TALIESIN: It is working pretty well.
MARISHA: I'm kind of impressed.
PERCY: Have we actually opened up the parchment
and read it yet?
MATT: Yes, you have received it and you've inspected it.
ASHLEY: It's Tiberius.
ORION: Hey everybody.
MARISHA: Yes.
LAURA: Hey boo.
TALIESIN: I don't know what's going to happen.
MATT: He's going to crawl under the table.
There you have it.
LIAM: Good morning sleepyhead.
ORION: Hi guys.
MATT: As a couple hours have passed --
KEYLETH: Good morning Tiberius.
ORION: Hi. Right.
TIBERIUS: Hello.
ORION: Am I here?
LIAM: Yes you've just come down the stairs.
MATT: You've just now come down
after many hours of breakfast have passed.
It's now pushing around 11:00
in the afternoon comparatively,
and Tiberius comes storming
into the main dining hall of your keep.
TIBERIUS: Morning everyone.
KEYLETH: What is that?
TIBERIUS: This is my own bag of holding.
ORION: And I walk over to Grog
and I open their bag of holding
and take out my wheel of mending and I put it in here.
VEX: You got your own bag of holding?!
TIBERIUS: That's what I needed the extra gold for before I left.
KEYLETH: Where did you go to get that?
ORION: We're face-timing?
KEYLETH: Where did you go to get that?
ORION: Hey! Hi Guys!
TALIESIN: Science.
LIAM: We are the coolest.
ORION: I was like that's, "That's Laura's voice,
where the hell is that coming from?"
ASHLEY: At least we think we're cool.
MARISHA: At least we think we're cool.
ORION: Travis is there too! Sorry!
TIBERIUS: I mean.. Yes.
VAX: So Tiberius we're just waiting for you to awake.
I think we should probably go
and see the emperor, like you do.
Talk about the little problem we have.
KEYLETH: Wait.  Where did you go and get a bag of holding
in the time of us sleeping and you waking up.
TIBERIUS: If you recall, I actually went to Draconia...
when we all woke up to begin with.
KEYLETH: You didn't tell us that.
TIBERIUS: Why would I have to tell you?
KEYLETH: I didn't say you didn't have to,
I'm just saying you acted like I should know
and I'm saying I had no idea.
ORION: I could have sworn I cast that
and said that last game.
MATT: No, you just stayed in your room and did it on your own.
ORION: Oh shit.
(all laugh)
MARISHA: Yeah. So right now you're crazy to me.
ORION: Right. Okay.
PERCY: I'm also a little disturbed that
it looks like that bag of holding is made of you.
KEYLETH: Yes it does look like it's made of drag --
that seems cruel.
TIBERIUS: Actually this is wyvern skin.
We use it in the air force of the Draconian army.
And when the --
ASHLEY: Air force?
TIBERIUS: Yes. Draconia has an army,
500 standing, 200 are airborne.
KEYLETH: But they have an air force?
TIBERIUS: Yes.
Keyleth: Do they fly-- nevermind.
PERCY: No, they just blow, they force air.
KEYLETH: (laughs)
TIBERIUS: We have trained and tamed wyverns
which we have utilized and they are part of our culture.
PERCY: I've never seen a skinned one.
TIBERIUS: Yes. And so I went to the local "shoppe"
and purchased a bag of holding because I realized
that I did not hold my own wheel of mending for a long time.
PERCY: That was frustrating you, wasn't it?
TIBERIUS: It was extremely frustrating.
Especially because it's my artifact.
TIBERIUS: Yes.
KEYLETH: Well that's good.
It's probably good to have a second one of those.
KEYLETH: And it comes with water, how handy.
TIBERIUS: It holds a lot of things!
KEYLETH: How fantastic.
PERCY: We should probably get off to see
what the emperor wants.
TIBERIUS: Before we do that --
ORION: Where's Scanlan now?
KEYLETH: Not here.
MATT: Scanlan is currently in the room eating breakfast
ORION: We're all eating breakfast still right?
MATT: Yeah.
ORION: Hi everybody.
LIAM: Not you, you've apparently been globe shopping.
TIBERIUS: Right. Scanlan?
I was thinking about our last encounter.
ORION: I'm going to
take off my ion stone that's kinda chilling.
TIBERIUS: This is a particular thing that you've seen
me use several times.
And I notice in the last
couple of battles you've actually literally
run out of spells to cast.
I propose a friendly trade.
The crown on your head allows you to do certain things
which you have not utilized the last several rounds
you've owned it.
It seems you've actually complained about
not having extra spells to cast.
VAX: Rounds of what?
TIBERIUS: --rounds of battle, Vax.
VAX: Oh.
ORION: I don't know.
(all laugh)
TIBERIUS: So I assume that you could probably actually
use this more.
I have a tool that allows me to do it to begin with
and it's come in rather handy as you've seen.
What say you, Scanlan?
MATT: Scanlan looks to you and thinks for a second and goes
SCANLAN: You know what.
I'm going to think on that.
MARISHA: (laughs)
SCANLAN: Wait untill I'm more
rested and solid and sound mind before I can make
any sort of arrangements or trades here.
It would be unfair, given our current state of --
(all laugh)
VAX: It's true Scanlan, you should probably wait
until you're feeling a little more present.
PIKE: Wonderful plan Scanlan.
SCANLAN: Agreed, agreed.
SCANLAN: A couple hours at the local brothel
and all should be fine.
MATT: He cracks his fingers, expectantly.
VAX: Welcome back, even though we didn't know you were gone.
I've eaten. The rest of us have eaten --
PIKE: Were you gone all night?
TIBERIUS: No, just for about an hour.
KEYLETH: Oh.
TIBERIUS: It was a good trip. I needed it.
PIKE: Just saying hello to family and that?
TIBERIUS: No I just literally went to a shop I knew in Draconia
and picked up the item.
I wasn't sure if they had any in Emon
and didn't really want to waste any time looking for one.
PIKE: Well...
VAX: Good on you, shall we go to meet the emperor?
PERCY: I've eaten, let's politic.
VAX: I think so.
MATT: All right.
TALIESIN: This is so --
MATT: Can you guys hear us fine?
LAURA: Yeah.
MATT: Just making sure.
LAURA: Too scared to talk is all.
MARISHA: Scared to talk?
LIAM: Chime in, please.
MATT: Feel free to chime in whenever.
LIAM: One of us, one of us.
GROG: Balls. Taint. Ale. Nipples.
MATT: That's our Grog.
ASHLEY: Hey, there's Grog.
MARISHA: Grog!
MATT: As our wonderful giant, now filled with
various forms of delicious food matter warm in his belly,
gives a string of various curse words in enjoyment,
and sits up from the table with a loud fart
and you guys make your way out of Greyskull Keep.
MATT: Towards the outer wall of Emon,
in towards the entrance to Abedar's Promenade,
making your way towards the Cloudtop District
where the palace itself resides. Is there any place --
LAURA: Is Lady Kima with us?
MATT: Lady Kima is with you, yes.
TALIESIN: Good.
MATT: Is there anything else you want to do
or are you guys making a beeline for the palace?
ORION: I would like to take another
500 gold from the treasury before we do that.
And I do.
MATT: Okay.
LAURA: Wait, what?
LIAM: From the treasury.
VAX: You have to ask the treasurer.
VEX: How much do you want?
TIBERIUS: Five hundred to replenish the
500 that I initially took.
I don’t know if I will have to spend it at all, and if I do,
I will completely share my plan with all of you.
But I would like to see how what we do plays out next.
VEX: Another 500?
TIBERIUS: Yes.
ORION: That's all I do. That's all I want to do.
MATT: Anything else?
VAX: Have we had contact with Allura? Since returning?
MATT: Nuh uh.
VAX: Not yet?
LIAM: I feel good about her being at this meeting.
PIKE: Someone just got really excited
when we mentioned the name Allura.
ORION: I cast prestidigitation on myself
and make robes are all super clean and nice.
MATT: Got you.
MATT: As you guys walk into the center of the Cloudtop District,
you can see that her ivory tower,
which once collapsed around you,
is now standing in it's previous location,
seemingly untouched and back to it's original esteemed visual.
PERCY: That is the question, do we stop in first
or do we go straight to --
VAX: Was there a time requested on there?
MATT: It said around the noon day sun.
It's probably about 30 minutes give or take.
VAX: Allura's really the only person I trust.
PERCY: Perhaps we should not walk into the palace
with this on us, so to speak.
VAX: We don't have anything on us.
PERCY: No, we don't, but if we did
we should probably deal with it.
PERCY: What.
VAX: Yes.
PERCY: No. Yes. (laughs)
VAX: Tibbsy. Let's go ring Allura's bell.
GROG: I'd like to ring her bell.
TALIESIN: It's like having the internet right there.
LIAM: So I just start walking off towards Allura's tower.
ORION: I'll follow Vax.
MATT: Okay. Everyone else go with them?
PERCY: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Yeah.
MATT: So you guys trek your way towards
the northern edge of the Cloudtop District.
You round about the series of
very nice, fine marbled houses, finely crafted stone.
This is the affluent area of Emon proper.
It's in the secondary city wall, which of course
the upper echelon of merchants
and those who have money are offered
the secondary form of defense
against the town being sieged at all.
MATT: You come around the corner on the fine kind of
yellowish cobblestone road, turn,
and you get to the point where you can see
to the left of you is the giant courtyard that
surrounds the outskirts of the palace proper.
With the giant steps that lead up
to the darkened purple marble
that the entire structure is made out of.
To your right, there's a few buildings
and the white ivory tower that Allura lives in.
You approach, the front door is closed.
It still remains that giant iron knocker on the front
that hangs loosely, like a giant wishbone
that you slam into the front of the wooden doorway.
MATT: Give it a couple hits?
(Vax nods)
MATT: You can hear it echo throughout the interior
of the tall standing tower.
A few moments pass,
you hear the movement of chain.
A creaking of metal and then a --
some sort of large shifting of a wood platform or plank.
The door then creaks open
and there standing, a little bleary eyed,
slept-in a bit, but in the process of getting ready,
you see before you Arcanist Allura.
Her long blonde hair is half braided.
She's in her darkened blue robes.
You're used to seeing her in and see --
She opens the door, the sunlight hitting her eye.
She protects her vision for a second
before they focus on the rest of the group and she goes,
ALLURA: "My lord, you've all arrived!
"You've all arrived!"
MATT: And she swings the door opens
and runs forward immediately to you,
the first person that's there and she gives you a big hug.
MATT: She holds back and gives you a look over.
MATT: Her eyes are opened.
You can see how honestly eager
and happy to see that everyone's here safe.
LIAM: I look over at Tiberius and just short of sheepishly shrug.
TIBERIUS: I'm used to it, it's fine.
MATT: She turns over to give Pike a big hug.
She makes her way around the rest of the group.
ALLURA: "You're all... I'm so glad to see you're all back.
"I've heard there was some difficulties
"happening in Kraghammer at the time you arrived."
MATT: She turns around and takes your hands, Keyleth,
into her own and gives you a nod and a small hug.
Goes to Percy and gives you a hug.
Goes to Tiberius and gives you a big warm hug.
MATT: She slowly pulls away.
She acquiesces to your longer hug...
And then... pushes away.
TIBERIUS: It is nice to see you again.
ALLURA: "The pleasure is mine."
VEX: (sings) Awkward.
Everyone: (laughs)
ALLURA: "The pleasure is mine, Tiberius."
MATT: And as she turns around,
she sees standing behind the rest of you, there's Kima.
There in her now freshly cleaned golden armor
that she polished over the evening so she doesn't
smell of Duergar sweat and blood anymore.
VAX: We've brought you a present.
MATT: There's this moment where they both look at each other quietly.
And then Allura steps forward and says,
ALLURA: "Kima. Welcome back."
MATT: And they both just run and give this
big embracing bear hug.
She lifts Kima up and there's a slow spin.
You can see this very very strong bond of friendship
before she eventually puts Kima down and
takes a little bit, she holds her hands for a second.
You can see a tear running down Allura's cheek.
ALLURA: "I was so worried about you."
MATT: And Kima sheepishly turns her eyes to the side and says,
KIMA: "Sorry for the all the trouble."
TIBERIUS: Story of my life.
(all laugh)
ORION: Seriously Matthew?! Come on!
MATT: What?!
(all laugh)
MATT: They're good friends.
LIAM: Friends! Friends!
MARISHA: (laughs)
ORION: Friends.
MATT: Your assumptions, dragonborn.
(all laugh)
LIAM: Don't mug yourself.
TALIESIN: That's great.
LIAM: Come correct. Don't mug yourself.
MATT: (laughs)
MATT: They take a moment to just nod at each other.
She reaches her hand out in front of Kima's head
and rustles her hair for a second and says,
ALLURA: "You had many of us worried sick
"you can't keep running off like that."
MATT: And Kima says,
KIMA: "I know, I know."
MATT: Then Allura turns to the rest of the group and says,
ALLURA: "Thank you all so, so very much.
"You've done the realm and myself
"a great service in bringing her back."
MATT: At which point, Kima says,
KIMA: "Bring me back?
"They helped me complete my quest!
"You've made some strong allies, Allie."
MATT: And Allura starts heading back into her tower and says,
KEYLETH: Allie?
MATT: And Allura starts heading back into her tower and says,
ALLURA: "Well? Come. Enter. I have tea ready.
VEX: I like it.
ALLURA: "Well? Come. Enter. I have tea ready.
ALLURA: "Well? Come. Enter. I have tea ready.
"You all look like you could use it to be honest."
PIKE: Yeah.
ALLURA: "Come. Please."
PERCY: Well, all right.
TIBERIUS: I love tea.
PERCY: We have a moment we can spend.
VAX: Long story.
MATT: So as you guys all walk into her tower, you remember it
untouched from your previous entry here.
It's a weird moment to step into a tower
that you were once in as it crumbled and folded on itself,
to see it as if nothing had ever happened.
TALIESIN: Is there a new rug?
MATT: There is not.
TALIESIN: Ah-hah!
LAURA: Hmm..
MARISHA: We're not giving it back.
LAURA: We shouldn't tell her about the rug.
MARISHA: Don't tell her about the rug.
MATT: You guys step into the center of the room and she's
talking to herself for a moment, saying
ALLURA: "Things have been a bit crazy here, obviously.
"Now that the floodgates have opened as far as
"discussions with the council and people who have
"maintained a backlog for a while. It's been a bit busy.
"But, this is a wonderful moment to respite.
"I'm greatly enjoying the company to be honest.
"Come."
MATT: She guides you all to the center of the chamber.
Once again, there's that large stone platform in the center
that has a number of the
inert runes carved into the stonework.
As you all step onto it,
she taps her heel against the bottom of it for a second.
As she does, all the runes glow with a bright flash of blue
and a familiar sensation as that circular platform
begins to lift like an arcane elevator,
up the center of the tower,
going up one, two, three stories.
And as you're going up you're seeing
certain sections of
wooden library shelves set up at odd angles
along the top of the arcane tower itself.
You can see there are small stairways
that lead off into doorways that seem to almost
exit into the sky.
MATT: You've gotten into the idea that a lot of these
powerful mage-built towers, the
inner workings don't really match the outer exterior look.
And there are rooms that shouldn't exist
at certain points as you lift up.
LIAM: I'd like to make a perfunctory insight check
just to see if there's anything hinky.
ORION: I'd like to google perfunctory real quick.
MATT: You can do that. Go for it.
LIAM: Okay.
MATT: On Allura?
LIAM: Yeah, everything's probably fine.
That's an 18.
MATT: Best that you can gather, she looks
like she's a bit groggy, having slept in recently.
But she seems extremely excited you've all
returned and seems eager to catch up
as far as what has transpired since last you met her.
MATT: The platform continues before it reaches
the topmost floor of the tower before
the slowing of the stone platform
eventually comes to a halt with a slight jostling.
The runes fade and you're all
on the top floor of the tower once again.
This is her main chamber.
You can see across the way there is
her large cush canopy bed in the far corner.
There are a number of desks.
There's a small arcane laboratory on the far side.
Looks like it's in a bit of disarray,
as she's probably in the middle of a project.
MATT: You do hear, as soon as you arrive,
it sounds like the whistle of a tea kettle in the distance.
At which point, she says,
ALLURA: "Ah! Allow me."
MATT: And she begins to walk over.
She lifts her hand and you see a small drift
of arcane energy as her mage hand goes and lifts,
takes the water off of it's burner,
and begins to absent mindedly mage-hand various teacups
out of a large cabinet above the little kitchenette area.
ASHLEY: That's awesome.
(all laugh)
MATT: At which point, everyone's looking around,
Kima, amongst the rest of you guys, says,
KIMA: "It's been awhile since I've been here.
"Everything's as grandiose
"and unnecessarily dressed as it always is.
"I'm glad you got rid of that old rug though."
LAURA: (laughs)
(scattered coughing)
VAX: Sorry.
LIAM: (coughs)
PIKE: Was there a rug?
VAX: I'm fine.
PERCY: I don't remember that.
KEYLETH: Stay cool. Come on.
GROG: This rug?
VEX: Nope.
PERCY: Nope.
PIKE: Nope.
PERCY: Not here.
MATT: Allura, who is now in the process of pulling chairs over
and setting up a small sitting arrangement,
a semi-circle, and says,
KEYLETH: It’s so cute.
ALLURA: "The last time the tower collapsed
"and I was so rudely assaulted in my living quarters,
"it appears my rug went missing. It's all right.
"I've kept my eye out for a new one for some time."
TIBERIUS: That was unfortunate.
VAX: Magic, it's tricky.
TIBERIUS: I had no idea. I jumped out when that happened.
PERCY: Speaking of tricky magic.
MATT: She gives a slow, knowing look about the group.
And gives a nod like, 'I acquiesce to this, that's fine'.
KEYLETH: You should have some potted plants, Allura.
Like some nice greenery.
PERCY: You're going to try and feng shui the tower,
is that what you--
KEYLETH: Well, why not.
PERCY: I don't know.
ALLURA: "That's not a bad idea. Perhaps we'll discuss this."
VAX: This is silly.
VAX: Allura, it's a long story. Lot of deurgar,
lot of mindflayer, lot of mindflayers, and an evil god?
PERCY: A beholder.
TIBERIUS: Yes, moreover, a beholder.
VAX: Yes, but who was pulling the strings behind the beholder.
KEYLETH: He thought he was an evil god.
A beholder with a god complex?
ALLURA: "Curious."
MATT: At which point, as you say that,
she does this with her fingers,
and all the chairs rush in underneath you guys.
And you're put into a sitting position.
As you all sit, she begins to slowly mage-hand over
each one of you a freshly poured cup of tea.
MATT: A look of concern comes across her face.
ALLURA: "So you found your way beneath the city,
"I assume based on the denizens you've mentioned,
"into the underdark proper.
"A beholder you say?
"Mindflayers you say?"
PERCY: Yes.
ALLURA: "I first off must apologize, I was not aware
"I was putting you into such dangerous territory."
TIBERIUS: Ha!
It was really dangerous!
It was nothing, filled with just buttholes everywhere.
Terrible.
ALLURA: "That sounds like a terrible city."
TIBERIUS: Mhm..
MARISHA: (laughs)
ALLURA: "Well, first and foremost, I apologize for that.
"I am incredibly grateful you're all
"seemingly healthy and still here.
"And you've brought Kima back to us which is very important."
ALLURA: "Well, I guess this is in order."
MATT: And she sits up for a second and walks over.
And you can see she looks back at the rest of you and
brushes her hand for a second.
A sphere of darkness appears in the corner of the room
where you can not see an entire part of the room.
And she sits there and hovers.
Just a little pocket of darkness.
MARISHA: Aw, man.
PIKE: What's that?
MATT: You hear some rustling.
KEYLETH: We've been in darkness so long.
MATT: You hear some rustling.
MATT: You hear some rustling.
MATT: The sphere of darkness finishes
and you see she's holding a sack of coins,
that you don't know where she picked them up from.
KEYLETH: Oh!
MATT: She steps back over to her chair, sits down, and says,
ALLURA: "Just a precaution,
"I like to keep my private things private.
"But, a deal is a deal and you've done as you've asked.
"So as we've discussed, 10,000 gold pieces,
"to the lot of you, and my greatest thanks."
LAURA: I take that.
"to the lot of you, and my greatest thanks."
(all laugh)
MATT: She hands it out to Vex's eager palm.
It's very heavy.
LAURA: Good thing I'm strong then, huh?
MATT: With her 9 strength, it sags.
LAURA: Sorry about the hand gesture there, stop it.
(all laugh)
MATT: Internet.
MATT: She sits back down, says,
ALLURA: "You tell me what else if anything has transpired,
"and I'll let you know what you've missed."
PIKE: Well.
TIBERIUS: We have Orcus's horn. So that's a thing.
MATT: There's a slight pause before the actual sound of
breaking glass hits your ears
as the teacup that she's holding
shatters across the stonework on the floor.
MATT: Allura, still sitting in her chair,
hands in place and says
ALLURA: "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
TIBERIUS: Yes, that beholder butthole that we had to fight,
that we had no idea we had to fight,
had this Orcus horn on his head.
So we took it off and we kept it safe.
That's what you wanted I'm assuming, to destroy it.
VEX: But we haven't touched it though.
TIBERIUS: No.
ALLURA: "All right."
MATT: She looks over to Kima,
who does this with her shoulders up.
Kima gives her a nod and says,
KIMA: "To be honest,
"I wasn't sure that was the end of my journey.
"But it seems that great evil I talked about before,
"we killed it and took its source of power.
"Now we're figuring out what to do with it."
MATT: She gives a sheepish grin and a slight shrug in her armor.
Allura looks to the ground for a moment and says,
ALLURA: "I don't know much of this object you say,
"but if it was the source of the creature's power,
"and it carries with it the connotations of Orcus,
"then this is a very, very ill omen indeed."
TIBERIUS: Yes.
ALLURA: "This must be brought before the council immediately."
TIBERIUS: Wait.
KEYLETH: The council?
TIBERIUS: The council?
ALLURA: "The council of Tal'Dorei, the council you are part of."
TIBERIUS: That helps.
PIKE: Are you going there, right now, also?
ALLURA: "Yes, I was summoned to it."
PIKE: We were as well.
TIBERIUS: Here's the thing.
TIBERIUS: Sorry, Pike.
The thing with this particular item is,
the more people know about it,
the more dangerous it actually becomes.
The fact that we even share this information with Kima
and with you is a very dangerous thing to begin with.
ALLURA: "I agree."
TIBERIUS: Are the council trustworthy?
ALLURA: "Those who currently reside on the council are trustworthy,
"I assure you this.
"I've done my work with them for many years,
"and those that have passed have been replaced
"with equally trustworthy individuals.
"And, rest assured,
"I have my checks and balances in place as well."
VAX: I think what we're worried about most is
the corrupting nature of this thing.
And while the council may have good intentions,
I think more than a few of us are somewhat nervous.
What effect it might have on them, on us.
ALLURA: "Can you assess what the mistrust would be
"to not bring this before the sovereign and the council?"
TIBERIUS: Namely, if the immediate want is
for it to be immediately destroyed,
because that's what needs to happen with
anything from Orcus, as you very well know.
ALLURA: "I understand,
"and I don't think you'll find anyone who disagrees.
"But I also don't think you should sow mistrust with the council
"by keeping any of this information from them."
KEYLETH: It's not about trust.
VEX: Uriel has been corrupted once already.
KEYLETH: Exactly.
ALLURA: "This is true, and was it not by your hand
"that he was freed and his family kept safe?
"Understand, that this is a man that
"owes you him and his family's life.
"I think he would take in to you,
"his ear bent in your direction quite strongly."
KEYLETH: Correct, but couldn't you also safely say
that he is therefore fairly easy corruptible?
If he had been corrupted before, even not if subconsciously,
I'm not saying intentionally, but he clearly...
ALLURA: "You would know best
"what was responsible for corrupting our sovereign,
"as you did fight and one was felled,
"by it's own strength."
KEYLETH: I'm saying Lady Allura, that there is
essences, there seems to be magical properties to this horn
that corrupt even some of the strongest willed individuals.
ALLURA: "Then we must be rid of it quickly.
"And I think we need to at least discuss this
"with the council, if not present it.
"Bring it to their attention.
"There are ways, arcane...
"not very approved ways,
"of nullifying targeted memories."
"The rest of the arcana pentsafocal have banned
"the use of such magics but if we could have approval,
"understanding the safety concerns of this object
"from the council we could override the arcana pentsafocal
"and I could employ some of these magics to make sure that
"once this artifact is destroyed
"or taken somewhere to never be found again,
"we ourselves perhaps would not recall it ever existed.
"And that itself is the safest course of action."
TIBERIUS: I agree.
VAX: I think that we trust you.
And you trust the council. That's enough for me.
PERCY: That's enough for me as well.
KEYLETH: Pike? Where do you stand.
TIBERIUS: That's definitely enough for me.
KEYLETH: Pike? Where do you stand.
TIBERIUS: Just so you know Allura --
TIBERIUS: I might have
a solution as well for actually destroying it,
so I will follow your lead.
PERCY: I think the best course of action is to trust people.
VAX: And we're incapable of destroying the thing on our own.
TIBERIUS: Oh, that's not true at all.
I might have a solution which I just shared with Allura.
I'm letting her take the lead on this,
and when the situation presents itself
I might have a solution to destroy it outright.
VEX: Why don't you share that with us now Tiberius,
instead of keeping it secret?
VAX: Just give us a rough sketch, maybe?
instead of keeping it secret?
TIBERIUS: Very well.
ORION: I'll pull out my bag of holding.
TIBERIUS: This.
KEYLETH: The mending wheel?
TIBERIUS: No, the bag.
LAURA: An empty fist?
LIAM: He pulled out the bag.
KEYLETH: Okay. Would you care to elaborate, Tiberius?
TIBERIUS: I'm sorry.
This part of the thing I wanted to tell all of you at breakfast.
The idea is, with some research
I've come to find that if anything is in a bag of holding,
and the bag of holding itself is destroyed,
the items or whatever go into a somewhat void,
that cannot be retrieved by any one particular thing.
If we are to have our memories erased, as you say,
then it would guarantee that when we place the
thing in a bag of holding and destroy that bag,
it will then be dissipated into that void.
MATT: At which point, Allura raises her hand and says,
ALLURA: "Tiberius. You, as a very trained sorcerer,
"have some knowledge in this regard.
"I've been crafting bags of holding since I was a child
"as a way of keeping my weekends busy.
"I have to notify you that should such a pocket of
"interdimensional arcane space is disrupted in this way,
"it doesn't send it into a void.
"It jettisons the contents into the Astral Sea.
"The Astral Sea which has many denizens
"that could come across this object.
"Githyanki themselves and their great ships."
TIBERIUS: I hate yankees.
ALLURA: "Gith --nevermind."
PIKE: So it could be bad.
TIBERIUS: There are things --
ALLURA: "There are many things that exist in the Astral Sea
"that could recover this item.
"I'm not saying there isn't merit to this, but I think
"it would be best we put it somewhere
"where at least we know for certain no one will find it,
"as opposed to just hoping it disappears somewhere."
TIBERIUS: But the memory thing is crucial.
KEYLETH: What about those who might be uncomfortable with
toying around with my memories
and tramping along around in my head,
I don't really want --
VAX: Why don't you think about it for a while?
GROG: My head's pretty fragile as it is.
VAX: We're talking about erasing the path back to this thing,
we're not talking about removing your
adolescent years from your memory. Just this one thing.
GROG: All right.
KEYLETH: How many lessons have we learned in just the time.
Wouldn't we have to erase all memories surrounding it?
We wouldn't even remember our trip into the underdark?
PERCY: I think we could perhaps just erase
the memory of where we put it.
TIBERIUS: That is what I assume will happen.
ALLURA: "That is possible.
"Like I've said, these magics have not been tampered with
"in nearly 200 years."
KEYLETH: So we're gonna break the seal on some
untampered-with magics and just experiment.
ALLURA: "I am part of a group that oversees civilization.
"I can't go into too much detail
"but they are responsible for keeping such ancient magics,
"long forgotten magics such as this.
"I would have to
"meet with and discuss and gain approval for its use.
"But for an item as dangerous as what you say,
"perhaps this is one of those special occasions."
LIAM: She's working for the Illuminati and we're basically
the A-team, so I think she might know a little better.
TALIESIN: The A-team?
KEYLETH: What do you think, Pike?
PIKE: I feel like at this point
we don't really have another option.
PIKE: And I do trust Allura.
TIBERIUS: I'm all tapped out.
PIKE: And I do trust Allura.
PIKE: So I feel like if we just
go check it out.
I don't really know what our other option is.
PIKE: That was a good one.
VAX: And if we don't like it we can step.
PERCY: And if we don't like it
we can keep thinking of something else.
We have time.
ALLURA: "This is true. And who knows what wisdom
"the rest of the council might have in their midst as well.
ALLURA: "They have members from all across the world.
"We'll see which resources they have at their disposal."
PERCY: I'm sure they're waiting for us.
ALLURA: "I am glad to be free of my usual business.
"Are you guys familiar with the Wilder Fens?"
VAX: Sorry? The Wilder Fens?
ALLURA: "The Wilder Fens?
"They're a bloody merchant guild.
"They've left our chambers in shambles.
"Look, since you've been gone and the council map
"has been brought brought up to speed once more,
"we've had to deal with the backlog of all the various
"council meetings that have been
"pushed back and pushed back for months and months.
"It's been rather nightmarish.
"So this, all dangerous as it is, I'm taking it as a
"nice change from the usual,
"pardon my speaking,
"political bullshit I've been dragged into on a weekly basis.
"Between Wilder Fens,
"and there was the Cortigian League from Wildmount,
"and they just tore through Emon with a caravan of
"partying gypsies that destroyed everything in their path."
KEYLETH: Who?
TIBERIUS: Damn gypsies.
ALLURA: "The Cortian League."
MARISHA: The Cortian League.
ALLURA: "From Wildmount, the north."
PERCY: We fought stitch monsters, that was mostly what we...
it was guns and swords and...
ALLURA: "It's far more interesting.
"Most of our guests have been a bit rough around the edges.
"Although I would say
"we did manage to meet with Syldor of Syngorn.
"We have some business there getting Syngorn situated."
VEX: Oh, Syldor!
ALLURA: "And Lord and Lady Briarwood
"were rather nice to us when they came into the town.
"So, business has been... fair."
PERCY: Shall we take this to the council then?
VAX: Yes, we have pressing matters.
We'll get to that later.
ALLURA: "All right. Let's go to the council then."
MATT: As you guys make your way back down through the tower,
you eventually venture through
the castletop district in front of the palace.
The guards stand there with their
long, red, velvet cloaks and their brass breastplates.
They recognize both Allura and you as you approach.
They step aside, put their spears toward the steps,
and give you a grand entrance to the front of the palace.
MATT: As you step up, the front doors open on their own
with a large heavy shaking of the wood.
As the palace doors open,
you are led into the central chambers
of the main palace walkway which splits to the right and left,
and then across leads into the main throne room.
However, you guys are meeting in the council room
which is to the left. You've been there twice before.
MATT: So you're led over to the council chambers,
which, as you enter the main circular room,
you're brought into the nice hardwood floors,
the dark forest green colored walls,
these long tapestries which recall various battles
of history and broad mountainous landscapes
showing settlers making their way across dangerous terrain.
You can see various weapons from different civilizations
that were brought up as gifts to Emon
that have been mounted on the walls
as presentory atmospheric decor.
And in the central room, you can see what currently stands,
the entirety of the Tal'Dorei council, in a hushed discussion.
The council, of course, has at the center,
across the table from you,
Sovereign Uriel Tal'Dorei the Second himself.
The leader of Emon and the current Sovereign
of all of Tal'Dorei, this section of the continent.
You see him with his characteristic dark hair,
with greying sides, cut shorter than you recall.
Looks like he recently got a trim
and some very well kept facial hair.
He's wearing his ceremonial robes which are
the same gold and red color as the armored soldiers
that greeted you at the front of the palace.
Next to him, you see Lord Riskell Daxio,
the elven male who helped you guys handle
the purchasing of the keep
when you were awarded that at the end of your last journey.
He's the Master of Trade currently within Emon.
You can see he has long strawberry blonde hair
that is pulled into a tight ponytail to the back.
He wears darker clothing,
more for decoration than actual use.
His armor seems to be loose and more decorative.
Next to him is Guardian Tofor Brotorus,
which you've heard of but have not met before.
A female dragonborn paladin.
MARISHA: Say that one more time?
Guardian who's a what now?
MATT: Guardian Tofor Bratoras.
MARISHA: To-for?
MATT: T-O-F-O-R.
Bratoras. Her name's been mentioned before but this is
the first time you guys have actually seen her in person.
ASHLEY: It's a girl?
MATT: It's a female dragonborn paladin.
She is adorned in full, silvered platinum plate.
That has currently carved multiple symbols of Bahamut,
the Platinum Dragon.
As she looks up and notices, you can see
she gives a hand up, a symbol of greetings towards Kima.
As Kima also gives her hand up
and they both touch the front of their armor
in a symbolic holy way,
they both being followers of Bahamut.
You immediately make that religious connection
between the two of them.
She looks across at the rest of the group there
that she doesn't seem to notice, eyes meeting with Tiberius.
This is strange.
You haven't seen very many dragonborn at all within Emon,
and as soon as she meets your gaze,
she gives you a look of deep, deep stinkeye.
TIBERIUS: Hello. My name is Tiberius Stormwind.
Of House Stormwind, from Draconia.
Tofor: "From Draconia, you say?"
TIBERIUS: Yes. I'm sure you've heard of
my father Kravanas, my mother Penelope?
Tofor: "And perhaps you should close that trap
and sit across the table as far from me as possible. "
MATT: She seems to spit the words almost,
and sits back in her chair.
TIBERIUS: Mind your tongue.
MATT: The rest of the council's talking amongst themselves
and hearing this slight discussion.
Next to her there is a halfling male, in a ranger-ish garb,
wearing what looks like some really fine chain shirt,
with a thick dark black cloak.
He is shaved bald with tattoos on one side of his face,
and he introduces himself.
MALE: "I'm terribly, sorry. I did not mean
"for there to be any sort of misunderstanding here."
MATT: He gives a slight nudge to Tofor.
MALE: "I do not believe we've met at this time.
"My name is Seeker Asum Emring.
"I am the master of secrets here within the council."
MATT: He extends his hand towards you,
almost like alleviating the tension.
TIBERIUS: Hi. Stormwind here.
Seeker Asum: "I assume you're the ones we're waiting for,
"please have a seat."
MATT: At which the sovereign finishes discussion with
another human which you have not met.
He is a built and armored individual,
stands probably the tallest of the entire group,
thick square jaw, unshaven.
At which point he puts his hand
on the sovereign's shoulder and says,
MALE: "I suppose I should introduce myself as well.
"I've heard much about you, Vox Machina.
"I am Arbiter Braum Goldhand.
"I have recently taken up as of three months ago
"the position that General Kreig once held within the city.
"Since he was unfortunately lost to us,
"there was a need for a new master of law.
"As since I've had a lot to keep up on.
"Unable to meet you personally until now,
"but it is a pleasure.
"I've heard nothing but great things."
MATT: He sits down in his chair.
Allura finds her
side of the table and gestures the rest of you.
ALLURA: "Please, have a seat."
TIBERIUS: I stand. I don't sit.
MATT: All right.
MATT: The overeign finishes writing some papers,
rolls them up, snaps twice, and a gentleman comes by.
He hands him the papers and says,
URIEL TALDOREI: "Get this to Lady and Lord Briarwood
"as soon as possible, thank you."
URIEL: "All right.
"First of all, I want to welcome you all back.
"It's been a few weeks since we've seen each other.
"I've been recently given word that you unceremoniously
"appeared in the center of
"the Lyceum not but twelve hours ago,
"worse for wear.
"So I would like to know, first off,
"why you've returned in the center of our city.
"And I want to see how you've all
"been these past few weeks.
"I apologize if I'm a bit scattered
"I’ve had a few things on my mind as of late.
"But yes, how is Vox Machina."
VAX: If I may.
We didn't choose to dump ourselves
right in the middle of the city.
That was born out of necessity, not out of choice.
The task we set out to finish proved
a lot more complicated than originally perceived.
Frankly, I worry about the safety of the city of Kraghammer.
Underneath their home down in the bowels of the earth,
I'm don't know how much the council knows
about the race of the illithid.
We stumbled into a veritable
hornets' nest of them below the city.
MATT: Most faces are blank.
Allura has her hands on the table, listening intently.
As you say illithid, you do notice that Seeker Asum Emring,
the halfling, immediately sits back in his chair
with a look of 'oh, snap'.
VAX: I see a lot of blank stares at this table.
I wasn't very familiar with them either.
There is an entire city in the underdark
beneath Kraghammer.
And...
... in their midst was a beholder
that was controlling the entire city.
We ended up destroying it,
barely escaping with our lives.
Fleeing the city... destroying a god? I think.
VEX: I don't think we destroyed the god.
TIBERIUS: The beholder is merely a demi-demon.
VEX: Yes, it was something he had possessed,
but the god still lives.
LIAM: Yes, but Orcus was behind the beholder.
MARISHA: We just have the horn.
LIAM: We killed K'varn
and then he got back up again.
He didn't get himself back up.
KEYLETH: Because Orcus is a god of necromancy and undeath.
ORION: That's what the horn did.
It brought him back to life when he would die.
That's why I ripped it out when we did it
because I knew that's what was going on.
That's what the horn does.
LIAM: I just worry that it's not just an appliance.
It's got hidden in it something --
ORION: It absolutely has --
Remember, it laughed at me when I tried to crush it --
LIAM: --is what I'm saying.
MATT: Allura looks at you strangely.
ALLURA: "Tiberius, you sound different."
ORION: I was talking to --
MATT: I know.
VAX: Be that as it may we riled up a city of --
PERCY: Mind flayers.
VAX: Buttholes as Tiberius would call them.
-- very unhappy race of things
below the surface of the earth.
Now, we're here today because Tiberius,
crafty as he is, was able to flee ahead of us
and create a portal back here.
We ended up falling ass over tea kettle
in the Lyceum, so here we are.
URIEL: "Well, welcome back."
VAX: Thank you.
URIEL: "It's glad to see you're safe."
VAX: We've brought a little bit of the evil with us.
MATT: At which point the table gets
extremely uncomfortable, suddenly.
As everyone steps back, Kima steps forward.
She's kept to the back at this point, and says,
KIMA: "It's all right.
"I will speak for this group
"as you also know of their exploits and their abilities.
"They saved me from what was probably
"certain death and torture and aided me
"in stopping what darkness was beneath Kraghammer.
"At least what we could.
"But, listen to what they have to say
"and understand they are as trustworthy as they come."
MATT: At which point the sovereign
lifts a hand up to her and says,
URIEL: "Well Kima, your word is trusted
"and I appreciate you also have returned to us healthy.
"So. What is this evil you bring with you?"
VAX: We have it stored safely away.
KEYLETH: Yes.
VAX: But this beholder...
... was using an artifact, a horn.
Emanating darkness and shit.
And Tiberius, in the heat of the battle,
ripped it from its pate.
And we brought it back with us.
KEYLETH: It is one of the two horns of Orcus.
MATT: At that notification, you say the name Orcus,
and you can see there's a whole energy shift
in the room at which point.
A lot of furrowed brows drop to intense.
The actual air of the room seems to go
still for a moment.
From what you can see,
Seeker Asum and Tofor both
grit their teeth and lean forward as you say this.
Tofor says,
Tofor: "You said Orcus?"
PERCY: Yes.
TIBERIUS: Are you deaf?
KEYLETH: Tiberius.
PERCY: Manners.
VAX: We see the apprehension written on your faces
and we are nervous as well.
But the alternative was leaving the horn
with these illithid.
Hundreds if not thousands of illithid.
We had to make a judgement call rather quickly, and... 
... frankly leaving it there with them seemed
like it wasn't an option.
Tofor: "You've done right in bringing it here.
"This has to be destroyed.
"Sent as far away--
"If this is indeed an artifact of Orcus,
"it cannot exist on this plane."
PERCY: Plans must be drawn up.
KEYLETH: That's kind of what we thought.
TIBERIUS: Yes we knew this already.
MATT: At which point Kima steps forward and says
KIMA: "Now, understand this is not something
"you can lock in a box, or put some guards around it.
"There was a reason this was forgotten
"and needs to be again.
"With the proper surrounding strength and
"formidable individuals,
"I can take it to the grand chantry in Osthania
"where the High Paladin Archibald will reseal it.
"Far away from the eyes and minds of the world.
"Lest we can come up with some sort of
"way to destroy this item."
MATT: At which point the Arbiter, Braum, steps forward.
Arbiter Braum: "If you think there's possibly a way
"to destroy this, we need to discover this here.
"We cannot allow it outside of the midst of this,
"to some chaotic winds and whim of the world around us.
"We have the walls of Emon to keep it safe.
"Why not take it to the Lyceum."
VAX: I want to make an insight check on the whole table.
TRAVIS: Dang.
TALIESIN: I want to also double-check,
who was it that handed off the letter to the Briarwoods?
MATT: That was the sovereign.
TALIESIN: Sovereign? Thank you.
MATT: So which individual, the Arbiter?
LIAM: Yeah.
MATT: Okay, Arbiter Braum. What'd you roll?
LIAM: Just a ten.
MATT: Ten?
ASHLEY: Can I insight the seeker?
MATT: Sure.
MATT: What's your insight roll?
ASHLEY: Thirteen.
MATT: Thirteen? Okay.
TALIESIN: I would like to insight the sovereign
just because, reasons.
PIKE: Yeah, we do.
TALIESIN: One.
MATT: Starting the game off strong guys.
LAURA: I think you need some Florida rolling.
TALIESIN: I'm just an idiot thinking.
LAURA: I think you need some Florida rolling.
LIAM: Yeah, I think so too. You're awfully quiet.
LAURA: I'm going to insight check as well!
LAURA: Because Matt can totally whisper to me
if I get this good.
LIAM: He'll text you.
MATT: I'll text it to you.
LIAM: Roll high.
LAURA: Hold on, I'm looking.
TRAVIS: She's rolling.
LAURA: Seventeen.
MATT: Eleventeen?
TRAVIS: Seventeen!
LAURA: Seventeen!
MATT: A total of 17?
LIAM: Eleventy-seven.
LAURA: Yeah.
MATT: On which individual?
LIAM: Which person at the table, sis?
LAURA: You.
LIAM: Your brother?
LAURA: Oh no! On the deep voiced guy!
ASHLEY: The Arbiter.
MATT: Okay. Arbiter Braum.
LAURA: Yes, the arbiter.
(all laugh)
MATT: Okay.
MARISHA: You!
LIAM: Why you gotta be like that, huh?
MATT: I'll say in a general feel about the room,
but the arbiter specifically,
There is definitely a very quick rising in tension, fear,
and adrenaline in the room at this conversation.
Fear is the main thing you're getting.
I wouldn't say that you sense any deception.
You just sense that the stakes have just suddenly jumped
from what they were expecting their morning to be.
They're trying to wrap their head around it.
So nothing too particular catches your shit radar.
LAURA: All right.
GROG: We are not leaving the horn here.
VEX: No..
PERCY: We would have to leave you here.
MATT: As Grog speaks up for the Arbiter, he says,
Arbiter Braum: "I'm not saying we leave it here.
"I'm saying that while we have it here, we have it studied.
"Bring it to the Lyceum.
"The headmaster and his entire research facility
"could possibly find a way to destroy it.
"There is no finer arcane focus
"than that lyceum in the city.
"They're responsible for the construction of our sky ships.
"And the crystals that keep them elevated."
TIBERIUS: I love skyships.
VEX: I believe the power would be too great.
It will corrupt.
People will want to take it for  themselves.
Arbiter Braum: "Then it has to be taken elsewhere and sealed.
"Like Kima was requesting."
KEYLETH: So you're saying essentially our two options are
we can either keep it here and study it to try
and figure out a way to destroy it
and have all of the risks of this horn being inside the city
or we take the other massive risks of
trying to ship it off somewhere
and hope that it gets sealed away?
MATT: At which point, Tofor the female dragonborn
sits up in her chair and says,
Tofor: "Regardless. It should not stay here in my opinion.
"Understand the longer it resides within Emon,
"the more word will spread.
"And more despots will be drawn to our city to claim it.
"Do you wish to have all the darkness of this land
"slowly swarm in on the city?"
VAX: I think we're of a like mind.
TIBERIUS: Yes.
VAX: I think we should take it from the city.
KEYLETH: I think it's a giant target on our backs right now.
ORION: I turn to the Arbiter.
TIBERIUS: There is something that you should know.
During our battle with K'varn,
which was the name of the beholder,
which the horn resided upon its head.
When I ripped it from its head,
I held it in the telekinesis state.
I attempted to crush it for not knowing what it was at first.
Just knowing it was bringing creatures back to life.
When I attempted to do so, I heard
somewhat of a laughter in the back of my mind.
I fear whatever this is attached to might be aware,
or if anything, more aware than it was previously.
I'm not sure if it was alerted by being placed
on the beholder's head to begin with,
but I heard something.
ORION: Looking at Tofor.
TIBERIUS: I agree with the peasant.
That we should get it out of here immediately.
MATT: At which point the sovereign
who's been kinda quiet this moment, says,
URIEL: "Well. Best I can tell at this point,
"it should not stay in Emon.
"We've had enough trouble in this city
"and enough issues here that we're having to deal with
"in the aftermath of the attack on my family.
"We do not have the mental will nor the ability
"to withstand any sort of assault either from
"the inside or the outside of the city.
"If we are to take it elsewhere
"I trust the opinion of you, of Kima, and Allura."
MATT: At which point Allura takes a moment and says,
ALLURA: "Just the knowledge of such a thing existing,
"let alone two, in this world is dangerous.
"Who knows what horrors an individual could achieve
"should they find both horns.
"Now, wherever this gets taken,
"the knowledge that all of us know that these exist now,
"and anyone else beyond this, means that that's a leak.
"That's a weakness.
"Now I've heard of some magics
"that can erase selective memories permanently.
"Ancient magics."
MATT: At which point as she starts saying this,
the rest of the room shifts uncomfortably.
You can see Tofor begins to raise her hand to protest.
Allura shuts her down and says,
ALLURA: "But, I'd not employ these
"unless they were absolutely necessary.
"I need to speak with the Arcana Pentsafocal
"and see if this is
"such a strange and necessary circumstance
"to allow the use of such magics.
"That will take me some time
"to get the entire conclave to agree,
"but I think it's possible.
"It may be the only way, if we can not destroy this,
"to make sure that the rest of this
"world never knows that it existed.
"I think that's the safest route.
"As for getting it out of the city
"I feel that we have two individuals here,
"two followers of Bahamut,
"both the deity that saw the deity,
"brought the vision to Kima,
"and presented, whether in a roundabout way,
"the power and strength of these individuals
"to eventually retrieve it
"and prevent it from being an artifact that
"instrumentally destroyed the dwarven city
"and quite possibly all of Tal'Dorei.
"So I think if there was a god whose guidance
"we can look into,
"I would put my trust in the clergy of Bahamut."
MATT: She looks to Kima. Kima nods her head.
TIBERIUS: Of course we'd agree with such sentiments as well.
MATT: Kima raises her maul and says,
KIMA: Well then, if that's to be the case,
"I'll send word over to the rest of my temple.
"We'll send over our finest paladins,
"clerics, and guardians.
"Prepare a box for travel. We'll take it across the sea.
"Then we shall seal this bastard."
TIBERIUS: Kima.
GROG: Yeah! Oh. Sorry.
(all laugh)
TIBERIUS: Kima, when you do approach your king,
propose because Orcus's horn is pure black evil,
perhaps the side of light can help as well.
The blessing of Sarenrae and other light sources,
divine powers, could be helpful as well.
KIMA: "The horn will remain here
"until the vessel is brought over.
"But we have holy vessels specifically designed for the
"keeping of remains or things that are of great evil.
"We would gladly welcome the blessing
"of something from Sarenrae as well.
"After all, there is nothing wrong with more positive energy
"instilled to maintain such a negative force."
KEYLETH: I personally don't trust this horn
travelling anywhere without at least one of our supervision.
MATT: At which point the sovereign speaks up and says,
URIEL: "And to be completely honest,
"we are very grateful you've brought the horn here.
"But you are a motley crew.
"Who is to say any of you
"are also immune to this corruption as well?
"Who's to say you eight
"carry the mental willpower to withstand this darkness
"any better than a group of paladins designed and trained
"their entire lives to withstand and destroy this evil.
"What assurance do I have that your
"attachment to nature will not become some dark,
"brambled, twisted, thing in the proximity of this artifact?
"None.
"Just keep that in mind."
ORION: I look to the group and do this to Scanlan.
(all laugh)
TALIESIN: Taking quite advantage of his current state of mind.
ORION: You have no idea what I'm going to do
for the rest of this game.
TRAVIS: You literally do that to Scanlan.
Like you... to Scanlan?
ORION: No, I was pointing at him.
LIAM: Right in the ear.
MATT: Wet willy. To our little gnome bard.
ORION: (laughs)
MATT: We miss you Sam.
MATT: Uriel looks around.
URIEL: "Well, given the circumstance
"I would say that our best bet now is to
"have Kima and Tofor reach out to the grand chambers of Bahamut.
"Have them bring a vessel and seal it somewhere
"that they find fit for an object of this dark presence.
"Is the council in agreement of this?
"Unless some other, better means arises.
"How long will it take for this vessel to arrive?"
MATT: At which point, Kima scratches her chin for a second.
KIMA: "By the fastest ships,
"especially if we're using some of your fancy sky dinghies.
"I can't imagine more than two weeks?"
KEYLETH: Two weeks?!
MATT: At which point --
TIBERIUS: That's 14 days, your highness.
KEYLETH: (sighs)
VEX: That was adorable.
PIKE: A fortnight?
MATT: At which point Allura stands forward and says,
ALLURA: "It's in the means of --"
KEYLETH: You guys don't have any holy ships here.
You don't have like a ship dock?
TIBERIUS: I'm sure if they did
they would probably use that one.
TALIESIN: But I'm using it.
(all laugh)
MATT: At this point Allura
sits forward and to the rest of the group, says,
ALLURA: "To be fair Kima, in my experience and knowledge,
"ships function well for the movement
"of goods and large objects.
"The speed of this requires some expediting and
"I happen to have a friend who is over in Osthania,
"probably not far from your clergy.
"Perhaps we can facilitate a two-day travel?"
MATT: At which point the group leans back
for a second and Kima goes,
KIMA: "Well fine. Yeah, I guess."
MATT: Shoots a dirty look a little bit to --
MARISHA: Can I do an insight check on Allura really quick?
MATT: Sure.
LIAM: She's saying a ship will be ready in two days
or take two days to travel?
MATT: Allura's saying,
ALLURA: "Depending on the size of this vessel,
"why do we even need a ship?
"We have the ability to transport between the cities.
"If we can pool our resources,
"there's no reason why we can't
"bring them here nearly instantaneously."
MARISHA: Thirteen.
MATT: Thirteen?
Best you can tell, Allura's really hard to read.
She keeps up her smile
but she definitely has her intense face on.
She's deep in the moment.
No real gives one way or the other.
The rest of the group looks around
and Arcanist in the silence goes,
ALLURA: "Well then, I think that
"me and Kima and Tofor, if you'd like,
"we can designate a way of bringing this relic container
"as fast as possible so we can get this going.
"I wish not to keep this within our presence much longer.
"Do we agree to that?"
TIBERIUS: Yes.
PERCY: Yes.
VAX: I think we would feel comfortable
going along for the ride
and seeing this thing through to the end.
MATT: She glances over to the sovereign.
The sovereign nods.
URIEL: "Very well. Very well, I'll allow it.
"I may have some business for you coming soon
"so try not to be gone too long.
"Although this is much more important business, I do agree."
MATT: Then he gives a laugh and smile
to raise a bit of levity in the room
that nobody seems to respond to.
URIEL: "But nevertheless
"if you wish to travel and see this through
"I don't see there would be any complaint."
MATT: He looks to Lady Kima and Kima says,
KIMA: "No, not at all.
"We've gotten along swimmingly so far.
"Mostly.
"Very well.
"I'm bad at this political stuff."
MATT: Kima steps back a little bit,
Kima: "I defer to the rest of you."
MATT: Puts her maul on the ground and awkwardly looks away.
The sovereign goes,
URIEL: "Very well. It is settled.
"Reach out to your clergy. Bring the vessel.
"Allura, facilitate its arrival.
"We will get this artifact as far away from Emon as possible.
"This is adjourned.
"Thank you all very much for coming to this council meeting."
KEYLETH: Okay.
TALIESIN: I'm going to catch the sovereign on his way out.
MATT: All right.
At which point everyone gathers the rest of their papers,
their parchments, they're rolling up scrolls.
The Arbiter gets up and lumbers his way out of the room.
The seeker, Asum, steps up to the rest of you
with a final handshake.
SEEKER ASUM: "A pleasure to meet you all, once again,
"I've heard so much. You're doing fine work."
MATT: He seems strangely nervous. But in a weird way,
he's a gentle hint of fanboy.
TRAVIS: Oh.
LAURA: I wink at him.
(all laugh)
MATT: He slyly winks back on his way out.
MATT: As he exits, Tofor stands up.
You've only seen her sitting since you arrived.
As Tofor stands in her female dragonborn form,
she is probably a good solid foot taller than Tiberius.
And is a thick musclebound dragonborn paladin of Bahamut.
Her armor shifts as she stands,
she begins to make her way towards the door,
not even with a glance in your direction.
ORION: That means she's as tall as you, Grog.
TRAVIS: What?
ORION: She's as tall as you.
MARISHA: I just whisper to Tiberius and say,
KEYLETH: Are all the ladies that big in Draconia?
TIBERIUS: It all depends. Not really.
MATT: She's bigger than usual.
TIBERIUS: She's a wretched peasant so I can not.
KEYLETH: That's so mean.
VAX: That's a little harsh.
MATT: Allura stands up and begins to leave.
The sovereign stands up and as he stands up
the guards come out and they come to his side.
PERCY: Good Sovereign, if I can have a moment?
Did I hear correctly that
Lord and Lady Briarwood were in town?
URIEL: "They were but a week ago."
PERCY: They were but a week ago?
And they've left, have they?
URIEL: "Yes. Do you know of Lord and Lady Briarwood?"
PERCY: Just in passing.
Did they have business in town?
Was there something in particular?
I'm just curious. It doesn't really matter.
I mean it does matter but not particularly.
URIEL: "It was relatively routine, we're establishing
"an official trade route through the northeast.
"Spanning the Boreal Plane to Whitestone."
PERCY: Oh.
URIEL: "They inherited the region after
"the unfortunate demise of the Derolo family."
PERCY: Yes.
URIEL: "However our ambassador has noted
"that they've rebuilt rather well and honored
"the memory of the family
"and they're really committed to reestablishing
"the foothold of Whitestone in the north.
"So they came here on a diplomatic mission to open trade."
PERCY: That's nice.
I would love to. Please, keep it quiet,
but if I could be notified if they're coming through again.
I would like very much to surprise them,
if that would be possible.
ORION: Am I standing next to Percy?
Am I hearing this?
MATT: Yes.
ORION: Good.
PERCY: It's just old business.
It would be very interesting to see them again.
MATT: For the sake of this conversation,
I'm going to ask you to roll a deception check.
TALIESIN: Okay.
Natural 20.
MARISHA: (cheers)
ORION: (claps)
MARISHA: On the new pretty die.
TALIESIN: Don't fuck with me.
MATT: The Sovereign gives you a look and says,
URIEL: "Certainly.
"Very well, I will notify you
"should they come through again."
PERCY: Deeply honored by your thought, sir. Thank you.
ORION: At the end of this conversation I'm going to
rip off a piece of the scroll of telescription
and I'm going to approach.
TIBERIUS: When you do, all you do is
write the message to this and we will receive it.
It's an enchanted parchment.
I will receive the message.
MATT: He tells you,
URIEL: "I know how these work. Yes, thank you."
MATT: As you present it, he walks by and
one of his guards takes it from you and gives you a nod.
MATT: They exit the chambers.
You guys are escorted out into the main hallway of the palace.
PIKE: Bye!
MATT: The rest of the council
MATT: The rest of the council
scatters amongst the palace proper. You are all left.
The doors close behind you and the echoing hallways
towards the central left side of the palace.
PERCY: (sighs)
KEYLETH: Percy.
PERCY: I'm fine.
PIKE: Are you okay?
KEYLETH: You're sweating.
PERCY: I know.
PIKE: Are you okay?
KEYLETH: Why are you sweating?
PERCY: It's hot.
KEYLETH: What happened?
PERCY: Nothing.
The sun comes up and it gets very hot.
I'll tell you later.
TIBERIUS: Very good.
PERCY: This is discussion for later.
There's more important things.
MATT: Kima and Allura are near you.
At which point, Kima looks at the rest of you and says,
KIMA: "I apologize, I have to figure this out now.
"So I'm going to head to the nearest temple of Bahamut
"and see if we could reach out quickly."
KEYLETH: What should we do?
KIMA: That's up to you.
MATT: She looks to Allura, questioning Allura.
ALLURA: "In the event of this
"blessed chamber arriving, you will be notified.
"We will request your presence
"to bring the artifact in question, seal it,
"and then we will begin our journey over to its place
"of hopeful destruction and/or proper banishment."
PIKE: Would you like anyone to go with you
or you just want to go alone?
ALLURA: "To?"
PIKE: To work out the details of all of this?
MATT: Allura says,
ALLURA: "For me, it's just preparation of
"the arcane transference ritual.
"I'm going to go meet with a friend of mine
"over in Ostania."
PERCY: I will say we haven't replenished our potions yet.
And we could go --
PIKE: Should we go to visit our old friend?
KEYLETH: Gilmore?
PERCY: We could go to Gilmore's.
KEYLETH: Gilmore?
PIKE: Gilmore?
PERCY: We could go to Gilmore's.
PIKE: Gilmore's Glorious Goods?
KEYLETH: You essentially want us to wait?
ALLURA: "Whatever business you need to get done.
"It should take no more than two days
"to get this taken care of."
KEYLETH: You guys, we have a weekend!
(all laugh)
LIAM: This is Allura and Kima who are here?
MATT: Yeah, they're the only two who have
stayed behind with you guys outside of the council chambers.
LIAM: I take Pike by the hand and I walk over to Kima.
And they're short so I kneel down.
I say to the both of them.
VAX: I've never pretended to be a man of the cloth,
I know little of the gods.
But the brush we had down below has left me shaken.
What can the gods tell us?
The gods stick their noses into our doings
whenever it pleases them.
Are they not here?
Have they anything to say for what is happening now?
MARISHA: I'm with this guy! High five Vax.
MATT: At which point-- did you wish to respond in any way?
PIKE: Well, I just know that
I tried to have a response from my god down below
and she didn't really respond the way
I would have liked for her to.
But maybe things will be different.
What were you going to say?
MATT: At which point Kima looks to you,
at what you just said with curious worry.
KIMA: "Well, if what you say is your faith has been shaken,
"there is always room at the temple of Bahamut
"to find redemption, strength, and guidance.
"You realize the platinum --"
MARISHA: She's trying to get you to come to her church.
MATT: (laughs)
PIKE: She's trying to convert.
MARISHA: She's trying to convert! Get the leaflet.
KIMA: "The platinum dragon has guided
"much of civilization's growth, expansion, and survival
"for thousands of years.
"The eternal battle between him and the darkness
"that is Tiamat and the chaos beyond that --"
KEYLETH: With all due respect, Kima,
I don't think that was Vax's question.
KIMA: "To get to the point, I apologize.
"The gods are many and the gods have been
"at war for as long as we exist.
"There are some that believe we are nothing but
"the aftermath of their squabbles.
"But nevertheless, there is much good
"in this world that guides us to our ultimate destiny.
"And if you yourself ever feel that
"you are lost amongst this chaos,
"don't ever be afraid to stop in
"and ask a few questions."
VAX: I was just wondering if I could ask you
to ask them, to maybe help.
I would never think to ask the gods for help
if I wanted a shiny new sword or pile of riches,
but this is something different.
GROG: Unless they could get us a pile of riches.
VEX: Or a shining sword.
VAX: Good boy.
(all laugh)
MATT: At which point Kima laughs to herself.
KIMA: "There are benefits to being of the order."
MATT: Kima who does not have an accent
and did not say it that way.
Too many NPCs in  my head right now. She says,
KIMA: "But, understand.
"Whenever I felt lost, which was often.
"It's good to have that guiding warmth to turn to.
"And sometimes it brings you into a subterranean mountain
"being tortured by dwarves.
"Sometimes it guides you to new friends and allies.
"Strange the way the gods work.
"But, when you put your all into it,
"they've kept me alive so far."
PIKE: That's a really good point.
I guess that's a positive way to look at it.
KEYLETH: I really like long walks in the forest
when I'm feeling disconnected.
PIKE: That works too, you know.
GROG: Lady Kima,
do the gods allow you to have relationships?
MATT: Kima, you ask this and she gives you
a look of confusion, and then…
She already a darker complexion for a halfling
but her cheeks grow noticeably ruddier.
She averts her gaze and says,
KIMA: "Well..."
TRAVIS: I start trying to do my best Vax wink.
LAURA: I'm Vex.
TRAVIS: --Vex wink.
(all laugh)
MATT: She averts her gaze and goes,
KIMA: "Well, as far as I know
it is not a vow of chastity within the order."
GROG: So you're saying there's a chance.
MATT: She still is looking away.
She looks away and looks to the rest of you.
Looks to Allura. Looks to you again. And then goes,
KIMA: "I really have to get to work on this."
TALIESIN: You did this.
KIMA: "I really have to get to work on this."
MATT: She leaves the group and continues down the hallway.
Quick steps.
PIKE: Bye, Kima!
Quick steps.
VAX: A lot of math involved in that equation.
KEYLETH: Yeah...
MATT: Allura chuckles to herself
and steps into the place where she was and goes,
TIBERIUS: I care not to solve the puzzle.
ALLURA: "Oh, as a note.
"Be careful who you ask those questions to,
"you may get an earful."
MATT: And Allura smiles and motions towards Kima.
ALLURA: "Don't get me wrong,
"you're more than welcome to explore as you like,
"but that's a rabbit hole my friend."
GROG: A rabbit hole,
is that what we're calling it these days?
MATT: You feel a gentle slap
from some unknown arcane force across your cheek Grog.
And Allura gives you a stern glare.
MARISHA: Oh, don't talk about her girl that way.
LIAM: Don't make me take my earrings off.
MATT: Anyway.
ALLURA: "So two days.
"We'll call for you when the item is to be transferred
"and properly brought to its destination.
"In the meantime, prepare as you see fit,
"enjoy this well-earned rest,
"and we'll take it from there.
"I have much travel to do myself.
"See you all very soon."
MATT: She begins to step up the hallway.
As she steps up the hallway, you can see
there's a light yellowish glow about her form.
Then with a sudden flash of white light,
Allura's just gone.
KEYLETH: So guys. I'm thinking we take a local tour
of all the historical highlights of Emon.
We've never really gone sightseeing,
Then maybe we can catch a nice dinner in the city tonight.
VEX: Oh, look at the time.
GROG: Oh, it's getting so late.
KEYLETH: It's 1pm.
We've got the whole day
PERCY: It feels like eight. It really feels so late.
KEYLETH: I picked up one of these pamphlets
while we were in the palace
and apparently there's a nice natural history museum.
PERCY: Gilmore's? Gilmore's?
TIBERIUS: Your highness, what is a pam-phlet?
PERCY: Gilmore's?
TIBERIUS: Oh, a lot of paper.
PERCY: I'll be at Gilmore's.
TIBERIUS: Oh, it's like a mini book!
KEYLETH: It's like a tiny scroll.
TIBERIUS: It has pictures!
KEYLETH: Yes!
TIBERIUS: Look, Percy!
TALIESIN: I'm already heading towards Gilmore's.
LIAM: I'm following Percy.
TRAVIS: We're going to Gilmore's, too.
MATT: All right. You guys exit and find your way,
exiting the palace and the cloudtop district
to make your way to Abedar's Promenade
to enter and reunite with your good friend Gilmore.
MATT: We're going to take this moment to take a break,
use the restroom, get some food.
TALIESIN: We're at two? Are we at two more?
ZAC: Giveaway time!
MATT: Oh, it's giveaway time.
(Background: Snuggle Lord, Snuggle Lord)
All right, we hit our next giveaway so we'll do that first.
All right, we hit our next giveaway so we'll do that first.
(Background: Snuggle Lord, Snuggle Lord)
All right, so we have --
MATT: Oh no.
MARISHA: Snuggle Lord?!
MARISHA: It's a Snuggle Lord variant!
TALIESIN: Snuggle Lord, Snuggle Lord.
LIAM: There he is.
(all cheer)
MARISHA: Snuggle Lord has returned!
MATT: There you go, there is Snuggle Lord in his glory.
MARISHA: No, not the horns of Orcus!
ORION: No, now he has the power!
(all laugh)
ZAC: We hit our second giveaway.
(all cheer)
ZAC: We're going to give one of these away.
All you have to do is be active in the chat room, guys.
So, if you're watching full screen,
get out of full screen, be active.
She can't see it, can she?
MATT: No, she can see it though.
MARISHA: Can't see.
MARISHA: Can you see it? Gotta tilt it down a bit.
LAURA: There we go, it's so cute.
ZAC: All right guys be active in the chat room.
We're going to let these guys take a break.
When we come back from the break, we'll announce the winner.
MARISHA: Do we have a word?
ZAC: Oh yeah, go for it.
MARISHA: Here we'll use the word
KommissarProps in the chat room.
ZAC: I'll have to go set it up.
Okay, I gotta run.
MATT: Go set it up.
So hold that thought, until he starts it.
The word will be KommissarProps.
MARISHA: Say KommissarProps
and definitely go follow Kai on Instagram and on Facebook
MATT: These horns will be yours.
and definitely go follow Kai on Instagram and on Facebook
and definitely go follow Kai on Instagram and on Facebook
because he was awesome enough to make these horns for us.
So Instagram and Facebook,
that's where all the pretty pictures are.
MATT: You yourself can be corrupted by the evil of Orcus.
MARISHA: You yourself can be corrupted if you go and find him.
TALIESIN: Watch him while he sleeps.
MATT: You and RhymesWithOrange can be
the two keepers of the two horns of Orcus
and bring ruin to the entire world of Exandria.
So that could be you.
Anyway, we're taking a break. We'll see you guys back here
in a little over ten minutes
and we'll continue as they head towards…
Gilmore's Glorious Goods.
TALIESIN: Gilmore's!
MATT: All right, I gotta prepare. See you soon guys.
MATT: Hey guys, welcome back.
We’re about to get in some game time again here in a second,
but first we have our second winner to win the second
horn of Orcus for the evening’s giveaway.
We’re really excited to announce the winner of the
second player’s handbook signed by the group,
the dice kit, as well as this horn,
is Ember72.
MATT: Ember72, congratulations.
TRAVIS: Ember72!
MATT: You get to have this one.
It’s awesome, really stoked.
We now have both of these horns given away.
And while these are the only
horns of Orcus that’ll be out there,
our fantastic propmaster over here,
Kai, Kommissar Props,
will be working with us in the future to do more
Critical Role-based prop giveaways.
And once again, definitely check out his work,
he’s an amazing fabricator and propmaster.
ASHLEY: Those are the only two?
he’s an amazing fabricator and propmaster.
MATT: These are the only two that’re gonna go out.
TALIESIN: They’re the only two in the world.
ASHLEY: That’s really special.
TALIESIN: They’re the only two in the world.
ZAC: At 3600 we’ll do the starter kit, t-shirt --
ASHLEY: That sounded insincere, but I really meant it.
MATT: Yeah.
TRAVIS: That did sound insincere.
MATT: We’ll see somewhere down the road.
If we want to put out more stuff, we’ll see.
But right now these are just an exclusive giveaway.
Excited for those two guys. So everyone once again
for Rhymeswithorange and Ember72,
congratulations on those bits.
MARISHA: Or maybe if you follow Kommissar Props,
we’ll do another giveaway to the people who follow him.
MATT: Helping friends out because they do awesome work.
Congratulations on that. If we can get to 3600
we’re gonna be doing some dance after the show,
so hopefully we can hit that subscriber number tonight.
ZAC: Plus giveaway.
MATT: Plus giveaway.
Plus the signed t-shirt, the dice box, starter kit, so.
MATT: Good stuff. All right, bringing us back to the game.
ASHLEY: Gilmore!
MATT: So you guys,
you make your way outside of the Castletop District
into the center of Emon proper.
Returning to Abedar’s Promenade,
which is the largest central section of the city,
where most of the merchantile itself seems to have
gathered and been a serious conglomerate
where all business in this city happens.
Those who would like a quick little visual
idea of the city, this is Emon.
MATT: Right there. It’s a small little --
--there is an amazing printout of this that they’ve,
actually Laura and Travis, have framed
and put up in their room sometime. We’ll have to go ahead
and bring on the show and show you guys.
LAURA: We’re gonna bring it to put on the set.
At some point.
MATT: Yeah, we’ll have it too. Anyway,
the Castletop District is here, the inner portion.
You guys have made your way out south
to the Central District
and then towards Abedar’s Promenade,
which is right over here.
So you guys would’ve gone this way, actually.
So you’re out to Abedar’s Promenade in the far
eastern side of Emon, where you
eventually find your way to the outskirts
of your favorite purveyor of arcane mystical artifacts.
MARISHA: Gilmore!
MATT: Shaun Gilmore himself.
MARISHA: Shaun Gilmore.
MATT: So as you guys --
ASHLEY: Is that his first name?
MARISHA: I didn’t know Shaun was his first name either.
MATT: Yeah.
MARISHA: I didn’t know Shaun was his first name either.
TALIESIN: You’ve not been paying attention.
MATT: Shaun Gilmore, but you’ve always called him Gilmore.
MARISHA: We’re on a first-name basis now, guys.
MATT: No one’s on a first-name basis with Gilmore.
MARISHA: We are.
MATT: Gilmore is Gilmore.
MARISHA: Except for maybe Vax over there.
MATT: Except for maybe, maybe Vax.
MATT: So at this point now
you’re pushing about two in the afternoon.
It’s extremely busy, you can hear the
clopping of horse hooves on the ground,
people are walking past.
You’d swear as you’re stepping through the city,
maybe a handful of people tend to stop
and watch you guys walk through, stunned.
Almost like they’d seen a celebrity on the street,
as the most recent makeup of the Winter’s Crest festival
was a celebration of you being the heroes
who saved the city of Emon and the sovereign and his family.
Apparently you are now recognizable within the city of Emon.
LIAM: My sister winks.
TRAVIS: Yeah we are.
MATT: All right, so Vax wills Vex to wink.
Vex, do you accept this wink from your brother?
LAURA: I do.
MATT: All right.
LAURA: Other way.
MATT: Perfect, there you go.
LAURA: Just a little more.
MATT: Perfect. We’ve lined it up.
As you walk across the main thoroughfare,
you make your way to the wide but single-story building
that is Gilmore’s Glorious Goods.
Of all the various shades of brown and red and brick
that makes up all these buildings,
Gilmore’s Glorious Goods is presented in
fine, deep blue and purple fabric and a paint scheme
that would look like the worst funhouse to enter.
Worst or best, depending on your opinion.
The entranceway is not a door but a series of hanging beads and
large cloth drapes that are gently falling
to be brushed aside as you enter.
It’s not as big as you remember, or recall, seemingly.
But as you step through the front door you remember why.
Much like the TARDIS,
the interior of Gilmore’s Goods is bigger on the inside.
There is a magical enchantment based within this building
where the interior is actually a two-story
and much larger place of business.
Immediately the smells of incense and
fine perfumes assault your nose --
GROG: Ugh!
fine perfumes assault your nose --
MATT: Like a terrible medieval Sephora.
VAX: Like coming home.
ASHLEY: Medieval Sephora.
MATT: A series of magically flickering ever-burning candles
adorn sconces along the walls.
You can see there are glass cases
set out in the center of the room,
there is the long wooden bar on the far end
which has itself its own beaded curtain that is closed,
and there are three employees of Gilmore’s Glorious Goods in their
ceremonial blue and purple robes that match the exterior,
staring about while there a number of other
possible customers that are looking about.
There are numerous bookshelves along the walls.
You can see there is,
next to the stairway on the far left side of this floor,
there is an herbalist who specializes
in dried herbs and sales in that regard.
You haven't been to the upstairs yet in this complex.
But you now are standing back in the comfortable,
although slightly offensive to your senses,
interior of Gilmore's Glorious Goods.
LIAM: I'm scanning the entire store for him.
I want to find him.
MATT: He's not currently visible.
LIAM: Oh! He's not here?
MATT: He's not visible. Not in the main room.
LIAM: All right.
ASHLEY: He has his private office.
VEX: Brother.
ASHLEY: He has his private office.
VAX: Yes?
VEX: You should get that evil Clarota helmet checked out
and see what all good it does us.
VAX: What, this one?
VEX: Yep. That one.
VAX: Yes.
KEYLETH: Vax.
VAX: Yes?
KEYLETH: I say you'd be the point man here.
VAX: I think so.
TIBERIUS: I would agree.
PIKE: I think that's a really good plan.
PERCY: I second that notion. Quintuple it.
KEYLETH: Yeah. The twinsies should go.
VAX: Start looking around. Start shopping.
Don't pay for anything yet, because I have an arrangement.
PIKE: He can get a little discount.
VEX: He can get a little
wink, wink, nudge, nudge discount.
MARISHA: I go up to Vax.
I put my hands on his shoulders, and I say,
KEYLETH: You got this.
MARISHA: And I cast Enhance Ability on him.
ASHLEY: Yeah.
MARISHA: For charisma? I'm assuming?
LIAM: Let's make my hair even glossier than it already is.
MARISHA:  And I give him a little bit of the dad thumb.
LIAM: I know that thumb.
MARISHA: Yeah.
TRAVIS: The dad thumb?
MARISHA: Wipe the morning breakfast off of him
before I send him on to school.
MATT: (laughs quietly)
MARISHA: And I give him a little love tap
on his behind and send him on his way.
ASHLEY: Send him on his merry way.
MATT: All right.
TALIESIN: Shoulder massage.
MATT: All righty. So?
MARISHA: So you have advantage rolls on all charisma rolls.
LIAM: Is there a front desk?
ORION: (package crinkling)
LIAM: Is there a front desk?
MATT: On the far back side, there is a very long,
well-crafted dark wood desk that is adorned
with what looks like small alchemical components,
(package crinkling)
with what looks like small alchemical components,
glass tubing and --
(package crinkling)
Be a little louder with those Red Vines.
ORION: Sorry. Do you want one?
MATT: I'm good, thank you.
ASHLEY: (laughs)
MATT: We're good.
You can see there are a number of glass containers
and small corked vials --
LIAM: I'm sorry, he's looking for Gilmore.
MARISHA: (laughs)
LIAM: They're going to flirt together.
MATT: (laughs)
TIBERIUS: It's like watching a movie.
MARISHA: (giggles)
LIAM: Sorry.
MATT: It's all right. There are some books stacked up.
There is a small, embedded glass case
that seems to have a couple of items that are under
a purplish-maroon, velvet piece of material
that's currently covering them.
There is that beaded curtain with strips of material
that block the back room.
LIAM: Okay, and there's a person manning the --
MATT: No, not currently. It is just an empty desk.
LIAM: Is there a bell or anything?
MATT: There is a bell.
LIAM: Yeah.
MATT: As you hit the bell, one of the employees
who is helping somebody looks around and goes,
EMPLOYEE: "I'm sorry."
MATT: What you see is
a half-elven woman with thick spectacles
who is currently stepping over to try and stop you.
However, the beaded curtain swishes open
with the grandiose gesture of one slightly meaty hand.
Stepping out in his fine, gold-trimmed, purple robes,
his longish thick, black, coarse hair
pulled into a nice ponytail.
Smoothly-shaved face with a slight hint of a braided goatee
that dangles about three inches from his chin.
LIAM: Will you remind me because it's been a while.
Gilmore's a good-looking man, though, isn't he?
MATT: Yeah. He's handsome.
LIAM: Yeah.
MARISHA: Is the braid new? Is that a new addition?
LAURA: He's so handsome, Vax.
MARISHA: The braid's new. He decided to rock the braid.
Go for it!
MATT: Gilmore's a very handsome gentleman.
I would say he's not fit and muscular.
He is a handsome, comfortably jovial gentleman.
LIAM: I'm picturing Jeremy Irons in a wizard robe.
MATT: Kind of. Imagine him with a little more paunch.
LIAM: Okay.
MATT: But very charismatic.
Open chest to his vest, with a number of gold chains
and medallions that dangle around.
LIAM: I feel you.
MATT: It's almost like a wizard's track suit.
(all laugh)
LIAM: You ruined it for me, man!
TALIESIN: And it's dead.
MARISHA: Please tell me it says "arcane" on the butt?
MATT: No.
(all laugh)
MATT: He's very well-dressed,
but his presentation is definitely a presentation.
As the hand swishes open, he goes,
GILMORE: "I'm sorry, was I being summoned?"
ORION: Yes.
MATT: He immediately looks and goes,
GILMORE: "Oh. You've returned."
VAX: Gilmore, you glorious bastard. How have you been?
MATT: He immediately rushes to the edge and
leans over the counter to give you a grandiose hug
and actually lifts you off your feet.
Much stronger than you anticipated. He goes,
GILMORE: "Oh, Vax'ahlia. It's been far too long."
MATT: He sets you down next to him behind the counter
and gives you a big hug, his strong wizard arms around you.
A scent of what's almost like fine herbs
with a hint of patchouli enters your nose.
TALIESIN: (laughs)
VAX: You naughty man.
You just called me by my sister's name.
That is going to cost you.
MARISHA: (gasps)
GILMORE: "I said Vax! What do you mean?
VAX: I heard "Vex'ahlia."
That's ridiculous. Preposterous."
Can we go to the videotape? Anyone?
MARISHA: Instant replay!
TIBERIUS: Actually, Vax, he was correct.
He said your name correctly.
I believe you owe him a little something now.
KEYLETH: I think it was a little bit of combination.
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
I think he called you Vex'ahlia.
VAX: Water under the bridge.
KEYLETH: Or Vax'ahlia, is what he called you.
TIBERIUS: He called you Vax'ahlia, which I call you in my sleep.
VAX: Shut up, you.
LIAM: I lean in.
MATT: He looks genuinely perturbed and embarrassed
by the whole circumstance.
GILMORE: "I --"
LIAM: I lean in. I pat him on the hand.
VAX: Don't you worry. We have come from far and away.
You would not believe the shit we have been through,
but I don't want to talk about me.
I want to talk about you.
What has been going on in this city since we've been gone?
GILMORE: "Well."
MATT: And he looks about the rest of you and says,
GILMORE: "Obviously you've brought the rest of your friends here.
"Come, sit! Story time, story time!"
(all laugh)
GILMORE: "Please sit around."
TIBERIUS: Fantastic.
GILMORE: "We have been doing marvelously.
"Trade has opened up wide in Emon.
"We've had travelers from all over Tal'Dorei and beyond.
"It's incredible."
(all giggle)
GILMORE: "I'm in the process of planning an expansion
"to another town. Perhaps even --"
VEX: Oh, my.
GILMORE: "--perhaps even opening a second store in Westruun."
KEYLETH: You're going to own a chain?
TIBERIUS: Congratulations!
GILMORE: "Perhaps."
TIBERIUS: This is a big step for any businessman.
PERCY: Spectacular.
GILMORE: "But yes. No, I have been able to take on
"two more arcanists.
"We've been in the process of
"designing some more interesting, wondrous items.
"We have stocked many of our recent
"possible and available items.
"We are doing quite well for ourselves."
TIBERIUS: Are you looking for investors, Gilmore?
GILMORE: "I technically am your investor, in a way."
TIBERIUS: Oh.
VEX: He is.
KEYLETH: True, we are sponsored by him.
GILMORE: "But. If you have the money in which
"to sponsor our business, that's a whole other discussion."
TIBERIUS: I just wanted you to talk to me for a little bit.
Vax, take it away.
GILMORE: "Dragonborn.
"But yes! How about yourselves?
"You look like you've --"
MATT: He gives you all a look over.
GILMORE: "--like you've maybe not slept in a fortnight."
VAX: Well. We're lucky we're not dead.
It came close a couple of times.
We were off on official business for the emperor.
We've been underground for weeks and weeks.
We've only seen the sun for a couple of days.
GILMORE: "Oh. That kind of a weekend.
"I know how that goes."
VAX: Needless to say, our stores are terribly depleted.
We are going to need to stock up a bit
before we head out of town again.
I don't want to rush things, though.
I think my friends probably want to shop about.
My sister can probably handle things for me.
I would love to take a stroll with you around the city.
Get a bit of lunch, a bite,
and hear about what's been happening.
Hear the rumors of town.
We all know nobody matches your shrewdness in business.
That's no surprise.
GILMORE: (chuckles)
VAX: But I'm wondering what you've heard.
What's on the wind?
Can you take the afternoon off?
MATT: He looks over at the same half-elven woman
who was trying to stop you earlier.
She gives a look like, 'what's he going to say?'
No one's ever asked him this question. He goes,
GILMORE: "For you? Of course."
(all laugh)
MARISHA: Man date. Go for it!
VEX: Don't worry, Gilmore.
We'll take wonderful care of your employees.
GILMORE: "Well if you wish to do business,
"why not do that now?"
VEX: We need to shop around first, of course.
GILMORE: "Very well."
PERCY: And we're so curious
as to any of these interesting and fascinating things
that you've developed in the several weeks
it's been since we've been here.
We'd love to see what you've been working on.
GILMORE: "Very well. Sherri!"
MATT: The same woman, her shoulders droop.
SHERRI: "Yes, Gilmore?"
(all laugh)
GILMORE: "Would you be so kind as to see to
"whatever our friends need?
"These are Vox Machina, by the way.
"They are currently sponsored by Gilmore's Glorious Goods, Inc,
"and I would very much like to make sure
"that they are taken care of."
SHERRI: "Yes, sir. I'll make sure that happens."
MATT AND TALIESIN: (laugh)
GILMORE: "So. Shall we?"
VAX: I think this will take a while. Let's.
VEX: Have a wonderful time, brother.
LIAM: I look to my sister as we go.
VAX: Just get what I need, will you?
VEX: Of course.
VAX: Thank you.
LIAM: And stroll out the door with Gilmore.
Have at it, ladies and gentlemen.
TRAVIS: Yes!
MARISHA: We'll leave dinner on the stove for you.
MATT: So Sherri looks at the rest of you
as they leave and goes,
SHERRI: "So you're all friends of Gilmore, then?"
KEYLETH: Yes.
PIKE: Business friends.
SHERRI: Business friends. All right.
KEYLETH: We're mutual fans of one another, if you will.
MATT: She adjusts her glasses.
SHERRI: "Then let's continue with the business.
"What are you seeking? What do you need?
"What are you looking for?"
TIBERIUS: I don't know. We like all kinds of things.
KEYLETH: Well, we definitely need potions.
SHERRI: "Potions. Those we can provide."
KEYLETH: Health potions.
SHERRI: "Health potions, yes.
"Potions of healing can be provided."
KEYLETH: What do you have right now?
MATT: She goes behind the counter for a second
and ruffles through some stuff.
Goes in the back room and comes back out
with a wooden crate, pretty much.
You hear the glass jangling inside as she moves it
and sets it on the counter with a ting.
They all eventually come to rest. She goes,
SHERRI: "All right, looking through here, it looks like we have
"about 12 regular potions of healing.
"We have six of greater healing.
"And it looks like three of superior healing."
PIKE: What's the price on the superior healing, again?
TIBERIUS: We'll take the lot.
PIKE: What's the price on the superior healing, again?
PIKE: What's the price on the superior healing, again?
SHERRI: "Superior healing?
"Let's see, currently those go for about --"
MATT: She looks at the price book, going through.
SHERRI: "Those will run you --"
MATT: As I go through my price book.
PIKE: We are sponsored.
PERCY: We do keep getting turned to stone.
This has been a problem, and it's
been sticking around a bit.
I feel like we should maybe take some precautions
for the inevitable next time this happens.
SHERRI: "That will be 1500 gold pieces per superior."
KEYLETH: Is that with our sponsorship prices?
SHERRI: "Right, you mentioned you're sponsored.
"That would be a 10% discount.
"That would bring it to about 1350,
"should you wish to purchase them individually."
PIKE: Okay.
GROG: I definitely need one of those.
VEX: Wait. How much if we're purchasing them individually?
SHERRI: "1350 gold pieces per superior healing potion."
TIBERIUS: How much for the lot?
VEX: And if we buy in bulk, what can you bring it down to?
SHERRI: "If you buy all three?"
VEX: A thousand each?
SHERRI: "I'm sorry.
"You've already been given the discount via Gilmore.
"That price stands as it is.
"Let's say you buy the three remaining items,
"I'll give you 1200 apiece.
"And even that I'll probably get in trouble for,
"but he seems to like you."
VEX: 1200 apiece? Yes?
GROG: We'll take that.
PERCY: Sounds good.
VEX: Three superior.
SHERRI: "Very well.
"So 3600 gold pieces.
"Three superior are yours."
MATT: She pulls them out of the crate
and slides them across.
They are thick, very heavily-made glass vials with these
small glass handles on the side.
You can see the interior.
The liquid itself is a reddish purple, almost blood color,
but there's a gold sheen as you shake it in the light.
You can see there's a spark of divine glow to it.
MARISHA: Like Goldschlager.
TALIESIN: Classy.
MATT: Kind of. It's the worst of healing Goldschlager.
MARISHA: (laughs)
SHERRI: "Is that all you require?"
GROG: Do you sell any love potions?
MATT: She gives you the blank stare and goes,
SHERRI: "No."
(all laugh)
GROG: Right. Sorry for asking. Jeez.
PERCY: I would also say we should take the
six superior healing potions, as well.
TIBERIUS: Absolutely.
SHERRI: "The greater ones."
PERCY: Greater.
VEX: What did we just buy? We didn't buy superior?
PERCY: We bought the three superior.
We should also get the six greater.
VEX: Six greater. All right. How much is that?
SHERRI: "Those are 500 apiece.
"With your discount, that would be 450 apiece."
VEX: But if we're buying all six,
400 apiece is a very good price.
ORION: Now, this is the Vex I miss.
MATT: Roll a persuasion check.
MARISHA, ORION, AND TALIESIN:  Persuasion check,
persuasion check!
LIAM: Vex hasn't had a chance to haggle
since the show started.
MARISHA: Yep.
LIAM: All she used to do before this show was haggle.
MARISHA: We used to take food breaks.
MARISHA: No!
LAURA: Fourteen.
MATT: Fourteen? She goes,
SHERRI: "Let's call it an even 425 gold pieces each."
VEX: I like this. I'm comfortable with that.
SHERRI: "All right."
TALIESIN: 425 times 6...
MATT: She brings out her arcane calculator.
MARISHA: Her arcane calculator?
Once again, our charity.
SHERRI: "That’ll be 2550 gold pieces."
LAURA: All right.
MATT: And she pulls out the six that are there
and she kinda slides them over the counter to you.
One tips over but she catches it,
leaves it there at the far end.
GROG: Careful with those.
SHERRI: "They’re fine, they can take a beating,
"they’re designed that way."
GROG: So can I.
MATT: She pushes her glasses up
and looks vastly unimpressed at the presentation.
VEX: How much were the superiors again?
SHERRI: "The superiors were 1500
"brought down to 1200 apiece, yes."
VEX: 1200. Which came to 36?
PERCY: Thirty-six.
PERCY: So do you have anything,
we keep getting turned into stone,
it’s been sort of a running theme.
We were hoping you might have something
to help alleviate stone skin or any --
SHERRI: "We do have potions of petrification removal."
PERCY: Yes! Petrification removal.
SHERRI: I think. Let me check.
MATT: And she goes in the back room,
rummages around for a minute,
comes out and she presents two of them.
They have a clear liquid that looks almost like dirty water,
and they’re like thin little vials, she goes,
SHERRI: "These potions, when applied to the flesh, will,
"more of an oil I guess you would say,
"removes the affliction of petrification.
"These do cost 750 gold apiece."
VEX: We have greater restoration from Pike,
and she can cure --
SHERRI: "Then you’re fine."
MATT: And she takes them --
TIBERIUS: How many potions are there?
SHERRI: "Two."
LIAM: But in the heat of the moment.
TIBERIUS: Get them.
PERCY: In the heat of the moment,
it might come quite in handy.
LIAM: A stone Grog in the middle of a fight?
GROG: I agree.
TIBERIUS: It takes her a day to learn that
and she can only do it like once or twice at the most.
GROG: I think we need to get it.
PERCY: I’d rather have the potions than the gold, to be fair.
KEYLETH: Let’s just get one.
PERCY: And we haven’t discussed our discount.
KEYLETH: I should learn how to make potions.
I should learn this.
LIAM: Money is meant for spending.
VEX: Do we want to take one?
TIBERIUS: Take both.
PERCY: I’d actually say we take both.
LIAM: Not that I’m here.
VEX: Take both. 750 was not the discounted price.
TIBERIUS: No.
MATT: She gives you another look of like, ugh.
She adjusts her glasses.
TIBERIUS: To be fair, we are spending a lot, right?
Overall, so.
PIKE: Overall.
SHERRI: "That would come to 1350."
PERCY: Thirteen fifty.
GROG: We’ll take it.
VEX: 1300. Remember, we’re very good friends of Gilmore’s,
he said to treat us well.
MATT: Make another persuasion roll.
This is my new fan dice.
MATT: It’s awesome, thank you.
LAURA: That was really good.
MATT: It’s awesome, thank you.
LAURA: That would be 21.
MATT: It’s a good thing.
She gives you a look and goes,
SHERRI: "I don’t like you."
(all laugh)
SHERRI: "Thirteen hundred."
VEX: Thirteen hundred, lovely, thank you.
KEYLETH: Sherri? It was Sherri, right?
SHERRI: "Yes?"
KEYLETH: Do you have any books on how to learn
how to start making your own potions?
Or do you know of any classes in town
where maybe I could sign up for like a potion workshop?
SHERRI: "Nothing here, but that’s not a bad idea,
"might run that past Gilmore."
PERCY: You should offer a workshop.
KEYLETH: You should absolutely offer a workshop.
SHERRI: "That’s a good idea,
KEYLETH: You should absolutely offer a workshop.
"otherwise the Lyceum would be the place to look."
KEYLETH: The Lyceum?
SHERRI: "Yes."
KEYLETH: Okay.
TIBERIUS: Do you have any potions of strength
or any ability potions?
MATT: She leaves for a second, then comes back and goes,
SHERRI: "No, I’m afraid those were all purchased.
"However, we may have more in a few weeks or so.
"They take some time to create
"and the ingredients are a little bit scarce.
"However, trade is opening, perhaps --"
KEYLETH: Someone purchased
all of your potion of strength potions?
SHERRI: "Yes."
KEYLETH: Oh. How many did you have?
SHERRI: "We had four, I believe.
"Varying giant strength types."
PIKE: One person did
or it was just a bunch of people just buying.
SHERRI: "It was a handful over the period of time."
KEYLETH: Oh.
ORION: I’m gonna hand her also a ticket,
a scroll of telescription and be like,
TIBERIUS: When it comes in, please write that it has
and I will be notified via this parchment.
SHERRI: "Very well."
MATT: She folds it
and places it in a little cubby on the side.
TIBERIUS: Thank you.
SHERRI: "Is there anything else you require?
"We have many magical,
"various armaments and/or protective items."
GROG: Armaments, what kind of armaments you got?
SHERRI: "Well, if you’ll follow me."
MATT: She leads you up the stairway to the second floor.
The second floor itself is just a series of glass cases
that are leaned at an angle.
In these cases you can see there are different
items just laid out, small labels at the bottom with
GROG: Oh.
a brief description of the enchantment.
MATT: She leads you across, she goes,
SHERRI: "Well, first we’ll start here with the ring section."
MATT: You can see there’s a small case that has
along this purplish velvet pillow,
a bunch of different rings set out. She goes,
SHERRI: "We have varying degrees of rings of protection.
"These rings are designed to protect
"the individual who wears,
"we have one I believe with the basic enchantment,
"and one with one step higher above that."
MATT: The equivalent of a ring of protection +2.
SHERRI: "That ring runs 6500 gold.
"We have a ring of psychic resistance that does
"protect yourself from various mental intrusions.
"We have a ring of evasion
"that can be utilized three times a day,
"or one to three times a day.
"Should one of you not be quite quick enough
"to avoid any sort of incoming danger.
"You could allow yourself a successful escape.
"That runs 4500.
"We also have a ring of water walking.
"This one has been popular in the past for
"some various traveling troupes that wish to do
"various performances that require
"defying the surface of water.
"It gets a bit shifty now that I think about it,
"but you know, whatever folks will enjoy.
"Peasantry is easily pleased.
"So those are our rings at the moment.
"Should any of those tickle your fancy,
"please do let me know.
"Here --"
MATT: And she points over where there is
a thick leather belt with like three straps across
that looks highly well made with
what looks like square runic carvings on the side.
SHERRI: "--this is what is referred to,
"and this was import from Kraghammer,
"but we’ve had it in here for quite some time,
"a belt of dwarvenkind.
"This belt, when adorned,
"does increase the physical heartiness of the individual
"as well as giving them
"positive interaction with other dwarves.
"And we haven’t fully tested it yet,
"but apparently it also seems to resist against
"poison intrusion in one’s body,
"allows you to see better in dark places,
"and apparently grants you the ability of
"speaking, reading, and writing Dwarvish."
VEX: Oh wow.
KEYLETH: I need that.
MATT: It is 5000 gold.
VEX: I bet that’s very expensive...
LIAM: One month ago you needed that.
MARISHA: Yeah.
PIKE: What was the first ring?
GROG: Ring of protection.
SHERRI: "The first ring was the ring of protection."
MARISHA: Plus two, right?
MATT: It gives a plus two bonus to AC and saving throws.
MARISHA: That’s really good.
PIKE: What was the evasion one?
SHERRI: "That one, that’s the ring of evasion."
PIKE: Yes, what was that?
MATT: It has three charges
and it regains 1d3 charges per day.
When you fail a dexterity saving throw while wearing it,
you can use your reaction to expend a charge
and auto-succeed on the saving throw instead.
Good for people who have low dexterity.
GROG: The one that protects you psychically,
could you repeat that one on the menu, please?
SHERRI: "The ring of psychic resistance --"
TALIESIN: Oh god.
MATT: It gives you resistance to psychic damage,
so anyone does damage that is psychic-based,
you take half damage.
VEX: That’s not quite it.
GROG: It’s not good?
VEX: No, it’s not quite the same.
GROG: Not even for me?
VEX: Do you have anything to make Grog smarter?
GROG: Well, fuck off.
(all laugh)
MATT: She looks over at him for a moment and goes,
SHERRI: No. No we don’t.
VEX: Any crayons so he could be occupied?
GROG: Do you have crayons?
SHERRI: "We have colored writing implements
"for children, if you’d like."
TIBERIUS: Yes, please.
GROG: I saw a few children in town.
Maybe they would like them.
MATT: She goes back downstairs and comes back in a moment.
She presents two small boxes that contain
small colored wax things. You can see on the outside
it has a picture of Gilmore, and he’s doing this,
and it says Gilmore’s Glorious Colored Sticks.
ORION: Of course.
SHERRI: "These are usually reserved for the children of
"our customers, so if the children will enjoy it, enjoy."
GROG: I’ll take one of those, please.
KEYLETH: Yes, trust me --
GROG: The colors are quite nice.
KEYLETH: --the children will.
SHERRI: "Five gold pieces apiece."
KEYLETH: Five gold pieces apiece? I thought they were free,
like when you go to an O’Charley’s or an Applebee’s.
SHERRI: "What’s an Applebee’s?"
TIBERIUS: It’s a hellhole,
apparently near where you used to live.
MATT: It’s one of the layers of the Abyss,
it’s like around --
KEYLETH: One of the infernal layers of the Abyss.
MATT: About layer 943.
KEYLETH: It’s getting pretty low, yeah.
PIKE: So I’ve been talking with Scanlan
and I know he was interested in the plus two AC ring.
KEYLETH: I think we should pick that up for sure.
PIKE: What’s the price on that?
SHERRI: "Sixty five hundredd gold pieces for that."
PIKE: Okay.
SHERRI: "With your discount, that would bring it --"
MATT: Goes back and looks again at her magic calculator,
I’m an actor not --
LIAM: It’s an abacus.
MATT: Exactly.
SHERRI: "That brings it to 5850."
PIKE: Well, he does have this amazing ruby gem.
He was maybe thinking of trading that
for maybe bringing down the price?
MATT: Do we know how much that was worth?
LIAM: Uh.
MATT: Has Scanlan looked at his sheet
and found what it’s worth?
VAX: Scanlan? Speak up,
PIKE: Scanlan,
VAX: Scanlan? Speak up,
VAX: Do you know how much it’s worth?
VAX: I think you wrote it down.
He’s talking quietly.
MATT: There was the diamond also that was
repaired in the mending wheel.
MATT: He can look that up as well.
MARISHA: There was a diamond.
VAX: Vex, do you remember
how much that diamond was worth, we got that diamond --
MATT: Oh no, we lost them.
TALIESIN: We lost them.
MARISHA: Oh no!
MATT: Redial, redial!
MARISHA: This is important!
LIAM: I got it.
MARISHA: How much is the diamond worth?
SHERRI: "Regardless.
"Other things of interest,
"nothing that would make him smarter,
"that would make him quicker."
LIAM: This is so period.
It’s just like Lord of the Rings. Beep beep beep.
MATT: Magical sending stone.
LIAM: God damn it!
MARISHA: Answer!
MATT: Answer your Facetime.
MARISHA: Answer, bitches.
MATT: Vex!
ORION: I hate when you call and you know
that they’re there and they don’t pick up.
LIAM: All right, well I’m not here anyway,
so I’m just gonna keep doing this, as you were.
MATT: We’ll come to it.
so I’m just gonna keep doing this, as you were.
SHERRI: "Regardless."
MARISHA: We know you’re there!
MATT: She continues on, showing you through, she goes,
SHERRI: "Well, I don’t necessarily have anything
"that would make him smarter.
"We do have something that would make anyone quicker."
MATT: She goes a second, there is a big, thick leather tome.
SHERRI: "This is an ancient tome that was enchanted
"many, many generations back.
"Upon properly reading and studying this tome,
"one would increase their physical dexterity permanently."
KEYLETH: Oh, I like that.
SHERRI: "It only has its abilities and power once a century,
"so it does come quite pricey."
KEYLETH: What is that price?
SHERRI: "Fifteen hundred gold pieces."
MARISHA: We should buy that.
ASHLEY: We should probably buy it.
KEYLETH: A tome that increases your dexterity plus one.
LAURA: It’s on my phone now. We switched.
MATT: That’s okay.
SHERRI: "So there is the manual of quickness of action,
"we also have the hat of disguise --"
MATT: And she produces this like --
(Facetime noises)
MATT: And she produces this like --
MATT: She produces this fine brass cap
that has intricate swirling runes on it and what looks like
a small set of ears that are pushed on the sides
so when it fits on the head it looks almost like a
smaller head on top of yours. She says,
SHERRI: "This cap when worn, however,
"one can alter their appearance however they see fit.
"We also have --"
MATT: She pulls out this thick, leather armor that has a
brownish-blue trimmed hue to it and goes,
SHERRI: "This is what we refer to as coldsnap leather armor.
"It has an enchantment to improve one’s armor class by two.
"While wearing it, you have resistance to cold damage."
KEYLETH: Is it leather armor, you said?
SHERRI: "Leather armor, yes."
KEYLETH: How much is that?
SHERRI: "That is 7500 gold pieces.
"We also have the cape of Mountebank.
"It is a cape that when triggered --"
MATT: She takes it and shifts it for a second,
you can see a little bit of smoke plumes off of it,
smells sulfurish. She goes,
SHERRI: "While wearing it, you can use it to teleport yourself
"a short distance instantaneously, once per day.
"We have this --"
MATT: She pulls another dark cloak off the wall.
This one looks like it’s made of dark fur,
but as she shakes it you can see these two little
tendrils are on it. They like wiggle about,
these little spiked edges to the tendrils.
SHERRI: "This is a cloak of displacement,
"enchanted and taken from the body of a displacer beast.
"While wearing it,
"it makes it so your body projects an illusion.
"Anyone attempting to cause you harm has difficulty
"actually finding purchase on your physical form,
"not knowing where you truly stand."
TIBERIUS: I will take that cape.
SHERRI: "It is 4500 gold pieces."
TIBERIUS: Wonderful. Vex?
ORION: Oh, shit. She’s not here.
SHERRI: "I’ll put this aside as a possibility.
"We have a pearl of power."
MATT: She pulls up from this small box,
she opens up the top lid.
SHERRI: "This enchanted pearl,
"you can use it to speak a command word
"and regain one expended spell slot,
"up to third level, that you’ve already used.
"Once you’ve used the pearl,
"it can’t be used until the next dawn,
"so once per day you can just return.
"It’s for your caster-types."
KEYLETH: A third-level spell?
SHERRI: "Yes, up to third level,
"one spell slot, you can immediately restore it.
"It does require attunement, however,
"and you can’t have more than three items attuned to you,
"so be aware of your limitations."
PIKE: What’s the price on that one?
SHERRI: "This is 550 gold pieces."
PIKE: Okay.
TIBERIUS: Pike, do you have any 3rd-level healing spells?
PIKE: Do I have 3rd-level healing spells? I do.
SHERRI: "We’ll put it aside as a possibility. I also have --"
MATT: And you move to the side,
going through the armor section as well, she goes --
SHERRI: "I have a mithral chain shirt,
"as well as an enchanted mithral chain shirt,
"there is a plus one enchantment on it as well.
"They are flexible and can be worn under normal clothing,
"does not impose disadvantage on dexterity or stealth checks.
"It is considered light armor.
"There is golden chainmail, it’s a plus one enchantment."
MATT: Then she goes to what looks to be a series of weapons.
She brings forth a very fine-looking dagger, that has --
LIAM: Everyone hears from the back,
Scanlan’s voice piping up saying, "Just buy all this shit!"
MARISHA: Just buy all this shit.
ASHLEY: Buy everything.
MARISHA: How much money did we have?
Didn’t we have like at least --
LIAM: Thirty... thirty-ish. I mean, I’m not here, but --
MATT: And you still have money you haven’t
collected in Kraghammer, too.
MARISHA: Huh?
MATT: There’s money you still haven’t collected in Kraghammer.
Lord Nostoc Greyspine, you guys made a deal with him
before you went down in the pits.
LIAM: So maybe we could open up a line --
I’m sure you guys could open up a line of credit
with my buddy Gilmore.
MARISHA: A line of credit?
LIAM: Yeah, an I.O.U.
Once we’re back from our day.
MARISHA: So we’ve got like roughly 30k?
LIAM: In our possession now. Thirty-one.
ORION: We have over that.
Because Vex and Grog are with us. And they have --
MATT: She has all the money.
So we’ll just keep track of what you guys spend
and bring it back to Vex, your treasurer.
And she’ll be really angry
that you guys spent all that money.
LIAM: She’s trying, she’s trying,
it’s coming up on my phone.
ORION: The trick is, we don’t know how much the total is.
MARISHA: We generally would if our party’s here.
She just can’t tell us at this moment.
ORION: It’s well over thirty.
I think we have closer to fifty.
... maybe forty.
MATT: So she presents this dagger to you guys --
MARISHA: We don’t want to deplete all of our funds.
MATT: So she presents this dagger to you guys --
SHERRI: "This is a fine dagger,
MARISHA: We don’t want to deplete all of our funds.
SHERRI: "This is a fine dagger,
"the blood runs themselves are enchanted --"
MARISHA: We also spent a lot on the keep,
"the blood runs themselves are enchanted --"
don’t forget that, we dumped a lot of money into the keep.
MATT: Yep, you did.
MARISHA: So we might have more like thirty.
MATT: You guys spent quite a bit on the keep.
All right.
PIKE: What’s this dagger?
SHERRI: "This dagger actually can take the lifeforce
"from an enemy when delivering a very strong blow."
MATT: Essentially, on a critical hit on the attack roll --
(all cheer)
ASHLEY: We got it.
(all cheer)
ORION: Here they are.
(all cheer)
MARISHA: How much money do we have?
LAURA: We have --hold on, let me look.
TRAVIS: Twenty-four thousand --
LAURA: No. I normally don’t,
LAURA: We have about 20,000, all right?
ORION: So we have 50,000 total.
Because we just had 30, we just got paid 30 grand, right?
MATT: Yeah, ten.
MARISHA: No.
MARISHA: Ten grand.
MATT: You got ten grand from Allura
and you currently have a floating --
MARISHA: And she added that.
ORION: That’s added?
LAURA: I already added that, we’re at 20,000.
ORION: I thought we were at 30 --
MARISHA: We spent almost 50,000 dollars on our keep.
ORION: Right, but --
TRAVIS: Plus those fucks in Kraghammer owe us a fortune.
LAURA: Yeah.
MATT: Yeah, 25,000 gold is still owed by
Lord Nostoc Greyspine.
ORION: That’s who owed us.
MARISHA: Yes, that’s what we’re saying.
ORION: What?
MARISHA: That’s why we’re saying we only have 20 or 30 --
TALIESIN: No, we haven’t gone back there.
ORION: So we’ll have to go back and get it.
TALIESIN: Eventually, yeah.
SHERRI: "So while you --"
LAURA: Will you point us a little bit out so we can see --
SHERRI: "As I was saying, this dagger,
"upon a very impactful wound on a foe,
"steals a bit of its life force,
"dealing an additional ten necrotic damage,
"and then gives the wielder ten temporary hitpoints."
VEX: Whoa, that’s major.
SHERRI: "So there’s that.
"We also have an enchanted heavy maul,
"and we have --this is quite a find here."
MATT: As she pulls out this wooden case,
she pulls back the wooden top to it. As she does,
you can see there’s a little bit of ice crystal
that’s gathered along the interior of the wooden case.
There inside sits a short sword,
a relatively thick short blade,
but the blade itself is like a blue,
almost glimmering metal, and there’s
actually a rising frozen mist that drifts off the blade.
SHERRI: "This is an enchanted frostbrand.
"It acts as a shortsword.
"Whenever it does damage to an enemy,
"it does an additional 1d6 cold damage.
"And while you hold the weapon
"you have resistance to any fire damage you would take.
"At freezing temperatures, it sheds
"a ten foot radius of dim light,
"and when you draw the weapon,
"you extinguish all magical flames within 30 feet of you."
PERCY: Fancy.
SHERRI: "And those are currently
"all the things we have at the moment.
"We’re working on a few more things that will be ready
"in the next couple of weeks, but those are the
"current haul for our above-the-average consumer.
"Magical creations."
PIKE: I have a question.
SHERRI: "Yes."
PIKE: Do you have anything that can make armor...
... quieter?
(all laugh)
PIKE: Maybe like a really heavy armor, that’s really quiet.
LIAM: That oil from the Wizard of Oz.
SHERRI: "We don’t have anything for that,
"but we could have it commissioned for you if you’d like."
PIKE: I would like to see about that.
SHERRI: "All right. I’ll have to talk to Gilmore.
"That’s more in his realm of enchantment,
"but that is a possibility."
MATT: She adjusts her glasses again.
SHERRI: "When he returns, whenever that is,
"we can discuss with him what you’d like, yes."
PIKE: That would be great.
SHERRI: "All right, well."
PIKE: Thank you.
TIBERIUS: I will take the enchanted mithral shirt
TIBERIUS: I will take the enchanted mithral shirt
and the cape, thank you very much.
SHERRI: "All right."
MATT: And she grabs the --
TIBERIUS: But that’s not the total yet.
Vex has to talk about the rest of what we want.
PIKE: What’s the price on the dagger and the sword?
SHERRI: "The sword is 8500 gold pieces.
"The dagger is 7800 gold pieces.
"This is without your discount.
"The mithral chain shirt, it is medium armor, I lied.
"It is 5250 gold pieces."
ORION: Wait, I can’t --
MATT: You can’t wear armor.
SHERRI: "And you were looking at the pearl of power,
"which is 550 gold, and there is
"the cloak of displacement, which is 4500 gold pieces."
GROG: Would you be interested in a trade?
SHERRI: "What do you have to trade?"
GROG: We’ve got lots of bits from dragons,
lots of bits from umber hulks,
and we’ve got basilisk eggs.
KEYLETH: We also have that diamond and the ruby.
Do we know how much that is?
TIBERIUS: Yes.
Do we know how much that is?
VEX: We also have some jewels.
KEYLETH: I definitely say we pick up that ring
with the AC and I wouldn’t mind having that leather --
VEX: The ring of protection?
KEYLETH: That ring of protection that gives
you plus two to your AC.
That we need for somebody.
And I wouldn’t mind having that leather armor.
That adds a plus two to my AC.
SHERRI: "Cold snap?"
MARISHA: Yup.
SHERRI: "All right.
"There are the things we are looking at
"currently on this table,
"we have the belt of dwarvenkind,
"the manual of quickness of action --"
KEYLETH: We should get that too.
SHERRI: "--cold snap leather armor --"
KEYLETH: Get that manual.
SHERRI: "--cloak of displacement, ring of protection plus two --"
PIKE: Put the dagger and sword on the table also.
PIKE: Just in case.
SHERRI: "All right."
PIKE: Throwing it out there to see, I don’t know.
SHERRI: "They are there on the table."
VEX: We have nowhere near enough for all of this.
VEX: We have nowhere near enough for all of this.
TIBERIUS: Let’s see what the total is.
KEYLETH: We could trade,
TIBERIUS: Let’s see what the total is.
KEYLETH: Let’s see what we can trade around maybe.
SHERRI: "So the total for all of these items, including --"
MATT: She starts going through her --
MARISHA: I want new stuff.
I haven’t gotten new armor since we started.
TALIESIN: I haven’t either.
ORION: You should get the mithral shirt,
it adds something to your --
MARISHA: Do you wear light armor or medium armor?
TALIESIN: I would guess light armor, I imagine.
SHERRI: "With the discount, this entire haul
"would come to 49,815 gold pieces."
PIKE: What’s that, how much?
KEYLETH: 50k.
SHERRI: "49,815 gold pieces with your discount
"for this entire sum.
"Now, would you like to pay in gold?
"Would you like to pay in--"
LIAM: Get the dragon armor out.
ORION: Twenty-four total, before the dwarven--
PIKE: Maybe we can see how much we can trade
of what we have, maybe we can get a little--
VEX: How much is a pound of dragon scales worth to you?
SHERRI: "What dragon? Show me the scales."
VEX: Blue dragon scales.
GROG: Blue dragon scales, here you go.
MATT: You pull them out of the bag of holding.
She takes a few and she takes her glasses off
and then pulls out from a pocket
this intricate-looking, multi-lensed tinkering viewing device
and inspects it very closely.
VEX: It was a very powerful dragon.
SHERRI: "Apparently not powerful enough if you have these."
GROG: Hey Pike, don’t take this shit.
KEYLETH: I don’t know if that was a compliment or an insult.
GROG: Hey Pike, don’t take this shit.
MATT: Puts it away in her pocket and goes,
KEYLETH: Taking it as a compliment.
MATT: Puts it away in her pocket and goes,
SHERRI: "These are legitimate.
"I won’t question how you came about them,
"but they are definitely legitimate.
"A pound, you say?"
VEX: How much is a pound worth to you?
GROG: We have several pounds.
VEX: And I’ll tell you how much we have.
VEX: And I’ll tell you how much we have.
SHERRI: "Say a pound of dragon scales --"
MATT: And the dragon scales themselves are about
that big each, they’re about the size of a peach.
TRAVIS: Oh, shit.
MATT: Dragons are big, especially this one.
SHERRI: "Blue dragon scales, I’d say a pound is maybe,
"guessing close to eight to ten scales.
"That would be worth about,
"I’d put that at 1,000 gold credit for each pound provided."
TRAVIS: I have at least 11 pounds.
LAURA: Yeah.
ORION: Perfect.
VEX: So that’s another, at least, what? Eleven thousand?
LIAM: Five hundred thousand gold right there.
VEX: That’s like another 10,000 we have in dragon scales.
GROG: We have 11 pounds of dragon scales.
KEYLETH: And how about that diamond
that we put in the mending wheel?
ORION: No, ruby.
VEX: It’s flawless and beautiful and so sparkly.
KEYLETH: How much?
MATT: Pulls that again, looks over it.
KEYLETH: Catch.
SHERRI: "This ruby, probably about 500 gold pieces."
VEX: That’s it?
GROG: We also have three dragon teeth,
fangs from the beast’s mouth.
MATT: Make a perception roll.
ORION: Oh sweet, and they froze there.
MATT: Or not that, a persuasion roll.
ORION: Oh no, they --
MARISHA: Oh no, they didn’t!
LIAM: I’m gonna tell them. Oh my gosh.
MARISHA: Persuasion roll. Oh no!
LIAM: You have to make a persuasion roll, quick.
TALIESIN: That’s hilarious.
MATT: Timing is everything, folks. Timing is everything.
TALIESIN: Timing is everything.
PIKE: I have one dragon fang around my neck.
MATT: That’s a keepsake for actually slaying a dragon.
You’re welcome to trade that. It’s worth quite a bit.
MARISHA: No.
TALIESIN: No.
ASHLEY: That was the white dragon?
MATT: That was the white dragon.
ORION: Yeah, it was the white dragon you killed.
MATT: That’s the one that you got the final blow on.
MARISHA: What was your persuasion?
MATT: That’s the one that you got the final blow on.
TALIESIN: Not worth the memory of killing a white dragon.
MARISHA: What was your persuasion?
TALIESIN: Not worth the memory of killing a white dragon.
ASHLEY: I know, I gotta keep it.
MATT: Anyway.
TALIESIN: Gotta keep it.
ASHLEY: Keepsake, can’t put a price on it.
LIAM: Ten. Ten, they rolled a ten.
MATT: They rolled a ten. She says,
SHERRI: "Dragons’ teeth actually, strangely enough,
"are a little easier to find.
"I would put, each dragon’s tooth available
"would probably add about 250 gold pieces to the exchange."
TRAVIS: We’ve got three.
KEYLETH: And how about the basilisk eggs? While we’re --
LIAM: Get it out out.
KEYLETH: --cleaning our bag out, exactly.
TRAVIS: We have two basilisk eggs we’re willing to part with.
MATT: As you pull out the basilisk eggs,
you pull it out and immediately there is a stench
that is emanating from these eggs
that have been in your bag of holding
for probably close to eight or nine months.
GROG: No, the smell means they’re good.
MATT: This is now the fourth time she’s looked at you
with a deadpan glance and adjusted her glasses.
SHERRI: "We’re not interested in the eggs,
"but thank you anyway."
GROG: All right, we do have three pints of dragon’s blood.
VEX: This is super, super powerful.
GROG: It might’ve congealed a little bit actually, though.
PIKE: No, it’s absolutely just really fresh because we
put it in Tupperware.
SHERRI: "We’ll stick with the scales for now."
put it in Tupperware.
LAURA: You’ll stick with the scales.
GROG: Right, any chance you’d be interested
in claws of an umber hulk?
LIAM: I like that the 400,000 people who saw that thing
are tuning in to the shopping episode.
TALIESIN AND MARISHA: To the shopping episode!
are tuning in to the shopping episode.
ORION: Hi everybody.
LIAM: We’ve been fighting and killing for weeks,
LIAM: We’ve been fighting and killing for weeks,
and now we’re haggling over prices.
ORION: But we do need new gear.
MATT: Timing is everything.
MARISHA: We do need new gear.
MATT: This has now turned into the flea-market episode.
Hey, you guys guide the story. It’s fun though.
MARISHA: You guys guide the story.
Hey, you guys guide the story. It’s fun though.
SHERRI: "We’d say with the credit from the dragon scales,
"that’ll take 10,000, 11,000 away from the current pricing,
"that would put us at 39,815 for this batch."
KEYLETH: So can we open that line of credit
we were talking about?
SHERRI: "What line of credit?"
KEYLETH: That line we’re talking about right now.
(all laugh)
TIBERIUS: Well said, your majesty.
KEYLETH: That one that I just said two seconds ago?
LIAM: Wait, DM, where am I with Gilmore?
MATT: We’ll get to that right now.
ORION: It takes time to make a --
VEX: We could advertise for Gilmore.
KEYLETH: Yeah.
PIKE: We could advertise, but maybe we should wait
until they get back so if their walk goes really well,
whatever that means, we could maybe try to strike a deal.
KEYLETH: Right, put this on layaway?
VEX: He’ll probably give us everything for free.
PIKE: Because we probably need to talk to Gilmore about the credit.
TIBERIUS: True.
PERCY: Yes, that’s fair.
KEYLETH: So can we hold this for now?
PIKE: We’ll wait until Gilmore gets back.
SHERRI: "Certainly."
PIKE: We’ll wait until Gilmore gets back.
KEYLETH: Oh, good.
SHERRI: "If you wish."
MATT: Starts putting everything into
a small layaway pile in the corner.
KEYLETH: So you guys. Natural history museum?
Pizza and then natural history museum?
TIBERIUS: What is pizza?
MATT: In the meantime.
TIBERIUS: It sounds wonderful.
KEYLETH: We’ve got time, we’ve gotta wait
for their man-date, we can go see some sights.
MATT: In the meantime.
for their man-date, we can go see some sights.
LIAM: In-between time.
MATT: Vax.
LIAM: In-between time.
MATT: Yes. Gilmore, who has
sweeped you out into the middle of Abedar’s Promenade,
takes you by the arm and begins to lead you happily
up towards the Erudite Quarter of Emon,
which has a secondary wall around it as well.
As he brings you along,
he talks happily and loudly about how,
GILMORE: "It’s rather wonderful the way that we were
"presented with this opportunity over in Westruun.
"It’s magnificent, the team they’ve assembled
"to build this brand. I’m very excited at how they
"brought it to my attention. I wanted to keep things
"very localized, of course, but it seems--"
VAX: Will you trust the folk in Emon
to handle your business or will you go between?
GILMORE: "The folk in Westruun?"
VAX: Yes.
GILMORE: "The folk in Westruun?"
GILMORE: "I have a couple of friends there that will
"oversee the process, but I will be very involved
"and keeping an eye, so I’m not too terribly worried.
"Besides, it’s a much smaller business
"we’re running there and it’ll be fine.
"Oh, look ahead.
MATT: As you guys step into the Erudite Quarter,
he’s now brought you into essentially what is
an outdoor botanical garden that is just a very nice walk.
Grass across the ground, with fine well-cut bushes.
There is a canopy of beautiful trees that are arcane,
through arcane means, twisted and sculpted to form
this long tunnel. It’s strangely romantic.
As Gilmore begins to walk you down,
there’s a fountain to the side, and he says,
GILMORE: "What about you? How’s Vox Machina been?
"How’ve they been treating you? How are you, Vax?
VAX: Well, we’re tired, to be sure.
I was not kidding before, we really are lucky to be alive.
And that’s thanks in large part to
a lot of the gear you outfitted us with the last time.
GILMORE: "Wondrous, I’m happy to help.
"And have you been keeping up your end of the bargain?
"Have you been singing the praises of
"Gilmore’s Glorious Goods across Kraghammer and beyond?"
VAX: You were mentioned in Kraghammer.
I regret to inform you, though, that we
were forced to travel underground rather quickly
and the duergar and the other things that we ran into
were not really customers you’d want to deal with.
No, our lives were too much in harm’s way.
But now that we’re above ground,
I’m looking to pick up where I left off.
GILMORE: "Very well."
And do your shop honor.
VAX: Your contribution to what we’ve done --
LIAM: And I place my hand on his hand.
VAX: --was no small part in our survival.
LIAM: And I give it just a little squeeze.
VAX: And I want to thank you.
I don’t know that I would be standing here
if not for your help.
GILMORE: "Had it not been for Gilmore’s Glorious Goods."
(all laugh)
MATT: He looks you deep in the eyes,
pats the top of your hand, and goes,
GILMORE: "Vax. This, that moment,
"that is why I do what I do."
VAX: You’re a unique man, Gilmore. No question.
Never met anyone quite like you.
GILMORE: "Well. Would you care to share a glass of wine
"with a man not quite like anyone else you’ve met?"
VAX: Indeed. What do you recommend in the area?
GILMORE: "Oh, please, come, there are casks that
"pour the finest of honeyed Syngoran wine.
"I know perhaps you’ve not been home
"for quite some time?"
VAX: That’s a complicated thing for me,
one that I’m not really quite ready to talk about yet.
GILMORE: "Oh."
VAX: Maybe someday.
GILMORE: "Maybe with enough wine."
VAX: You old so-and-so.
MARISHA: You old so-and-so.
MATT: About an hour and a half,
time passes before eventually there’s a loud clattering
at the front of Gilmore’s Glorious Goods,
where a laughing Vax and Gilmore come stumbling in,
flush of face, with emptied goblets,
laughing to themselves.
Is there anything specific before this moment
that you wanted to ask --
VAX: I took the duergar,
I was holding her right over the cliff,
and I just cut, and she fell! She fell!
I didn’t know what I was doing, I just did it!
GILMORE: "You are ridiculous, Vax'ildan! Oh, it tickles me."
PIKE: Hi! Hello!
GILMORE: "Oh, good to see your friends."
PIKE: Sounds like you had fun.
VAX: Family. Family, family.
I’ve had a couple of drinks.
I’m an adult, I can do that.
VAX: What have you found?
Have you guys been shopping?
KEYLETH: Well, we have!
TIBERIUS: Yes!
KEYLETH: Well, we have!
KEYLETH: We were hoping that you and
Gilmore had a wonderful time and that,
we just thought we’d wait for you.
We didn’t want to make any final decisions without
one of our main party members.
GILMORE: "It was delightful.
"You travel with the finest companion.
"We told stories, we cried, we laughed.
"It was a delight."
GILMORE: "I’ve had a few."
MATT: He collects himself for a minute.
LIAM: I pat him on the back, I do a little circle with my hand.
MARISHA: Remember, you have advantage.
GILMORE: "I’m not as spry as I once was, unfortunately.
"But yes! Business to attend. What do you need?
"What can we do?"
MATT: At which point Sherri, waiting in the back, says,
SHERRI: "Sir, they’ve requested perhaps a few things in bulk.
"The current amount comes to about roughly
"40,000 gold, with your discount."
GILMORE: "Forty thousand gold, oh, well.
"Certainly. What seems to be the problem?"
PIKE: Well, I don’t know. We were just talking about,
since we’re purchasing so many things,
and since we’ve gained some popularity here in Emon,
walking around, people are noticing us walking around...
ASHLEY: I shouldn’t be the one talking right now.
PIKE: Maybe we could open up a line of credit.
VAX: Obviously we’re only shopping
with you, Gilmore, at this point.
MATT: He looks about the rest of the group and says,
GILMORE: "Not everyone seems to be wearing
"the same patented Gilmore’s Glorious Armor
"that was given not too long ago. So that’s not true."
TIBERIUS: We did find some off of dead things.
VAX: Yes.
GILMORE: "And those dead things are not
"under the umbrella of Gilmore’s Glorious Expansion."
TIBERIUS: Oh.
GILMORE: "But should we discuss this,
"where would this credit be placed against,
"what do you have that you could ante?"
VAX: What have you guys been talking about?
We do have a big pile of dragon’s scales and some gem --
VEX: We do.
PERCY: We also are owed money.
VAX: And we are owed money in Kraghammer.
VEX: One question that
VAX: And we are owed money in Kraghammer.
Grog just whispered to me.
VAX: Yes?
VEX: How much is a platinum worth?
GILMORE: "What is a platinum? Platinum is worth ten gold pieces."
LIAM: Where we at, girl?
TIBERIUS: She is displeased.
VEX: We may have a lot more money than I thought we had,
because Grog’s been hiding money in the bag of holding.
(all laugh)
GROG: It’s really shiny.
TRAVIS: I’m in trouble, Matt. She’s really mad.
MARISHA: Wait, is this like when
you slapped Trinket on the ass mad?
LAURA: No. Not close, not even close.
Doesn’t mean as much as Trinket means.
LIAM: This is finances,
this sounds like a married couple.
PERCY: How much platinum do we have hiding
in the bag of holding?
TRAVIS: I don’t have the number in front of me,
but it’s at least 150.
LAURA: Yeah.
VAX: Where did we procure that again, Grog?
I’m sorry, I’m a little fershnickered.
GROG: I don’t remember, but it’s in the bag of holding.
VEX: I remember getting platinum.
KEYLETH: I do remember getting platinum, too.
MATT: But you don’t have a number.
TRAVIS: No, I know it’s at least 100, at least 150,
I think it’s somewhere up north of 150,
I just can’t remember the number.
LIAM: Did we get that from the dragon,
where did we get that?
MATT: It was a combination of the dragon,
the horde you rage-looted --
LAURA: Rage-hoarding.
the horde you rage-looted --
LAURA: Rage-looting.
LIAM: I’ll never forget the rage-looting.
ASHLEY: Rage-looting.
LIAM: I’ll never forget the rage-looting.
GROG: It’s my shiny, though,
I didn’t want to give it to her, though.
She’s evil. You see how she haggles!
VAX: It’s true. She’s my sister, I know, Grog.
But right now we need to put that aside
and do what’s best for the party.
GROG: Well, we could buy a party with all that.
(all laugh)
VAX: Not that kind of party, Grog.
VEX: I think we have enough to buy
everything if you guys want.
VAX: Grog, money is meant to be spent.
GROG: I’m going to drink!
(all laugh)
PIKE: That solves everything.
MATT: Scanlan goes,
SCANLAN: I agree. Drinks and whoring.
MATT: And smacks Grog in the side.
The two of them leave off into the evening to go ahead and
make use of their return to Emon properly.
LIAM: Vax looks at Gilmore and just shakes his head.
GILMORE: "There is business to be had,
"but let’s get business out of the way
"so we can get to pleasure."
ASHLEY: Oh, shit.
LIAM: Cheers to that.
MARISHA: Cheers to that.
TALIESIN: I have tinkering to do anyway.
VEX: What did we agree the total
for everything we wanted was?
GILMORE: "Roughly 39,500 gold pieces."
VAX: Pish-posh.
VEX: Roughly. Gilmore.
GILMORE: "That’s with the discount!
"I already offered this to you,
"and you haven’t even kept up your end of the bargain
"by wearing my emblazoned symbol and my
VEX: Don’t you want us to advertise in Westruun for you?
"immortalized Gilmore’s Glorious Armor."
VAX: We would, Gilmore, we would be wearing that.
Again, we nearly died.
The armor that you gave me is gone, and
I’m lucky to be alive today,
and that armor helped me be where I am at the moment.
GILMORE: "How much credit do you wish to open?"
VAX: Fifty gold.
PIKE: Thousand? Fifty thousand?
VAX: Fifty, ah yes. Fifty thousand.
GILMORE: "Because 50 gold I can definitely do."
VAX: We’ve been out drinking for two hours, man.
GILMORE: "This is true. I’m sorry."
ASHLEY: One million, please.
GILMORE: "That’s a tough order."
GILMORE: "You mentioned you had money
"waiting for you in Kraghammer. How much was --"
VEX: Yes, we do.
GILMORE: "How much is waiting for you there?"
VAX: Twenty-five, wasn’t it?
VEX: It was 25,000.
GILMORE: "How about we open a 25,000 gold piece
"line of credit here with Gilmore’s Glorious Goods
"that you only need to pay back within the next month."
VAX: That’s fair.
GILMORE: "Giving you time to arrive. If it’s not paid,
"you will be hunted.
"But I’m sure that won’t be a worry, will it?"
TIBERIUS: How far is Kraghammer from here?
PERCY: Not far.
VEX: It’s a week’s ride, isn’t it?
TIBERIUS: I can’t teleport everyone.
KEYLETH: Gilmore, question.
Maybe you should consider making little pins
that we could just wear on top of our armor?
Because wearing your armor,
we have our own clothes that we like,
so maybe like a pin.
MATT: He steps forward and says,
GILMORE: "Oh --"
KEYLETH: Or like a patch?
GILMORE: "--that’s not even a worry."
MATT: He pulls out a small implement, this wand,
and he flicks it over your shoulder.
And all of a sudden an arcane swirl around your armor,
with a big flash of sparks and glitter almost.
You look down and there is,
emblazoned upon your current armored form,
a symbol of Gilmore’s Glorious Goods
now permanently emblazoned on the leather.
KEYLETH: Ah!
GILMORE: "Easy enough to fix."
VAX: What a good idea.
KEYLETH: I was going to put it on that leather.
PERCY: Yes.
KEYLETH: I was going to put it on that leather.
KEYLETH: I was going to put it on that leather.
My mom gave this to me.
GILMORE: "Well, your mother has not provided for you
"the means of keeping the deal we already made."
KEYLETH: Can you take this off when we pay you back
and put it on that one?
KEYLETH: Oh, come on.
PERCY: I think it’ll transfer when you change.
KEYLETH: Will it transfer when I change armor?
GILMORE: "I don’t know."
(all laugh)
PIKE: We’ll find out.
GILMORE: "So. Twenty-five thousand gold line of credit,
"within a month or you’ll be hunted."
KEYLETH: Wait, do you really have a unicorn
as part of your logo?
GILMORE: "It’s…"
KEYLETH: What?
GILMORE: "It’s a creature of my creation,
"I designed it when I was a child --"
VAX: It’s a phallic thing.
KEYLETH: Ah.
VEX: So we open the 25,000 line of credit with you
and you give us all the things we want?
GILMORE: "If that is what you want."
VAX: Don’t we have a lot of platinum?
What are we dickering prices with?
VEX: Yes! Why don’t we just buy it now,
and then we won’t have a line of credit with Gilmore?
GROG: (cries)
and then we won’t have a line of credit with Gilmore?
VAX: Yes, we’ll use some of the platinum.
One platinum is equal to ten gold.
Sorry, Gilmore.
Trying to dicker over rates.
PIKE: Not a line of credit?
VAX: No line of credit,
we’ll pay for it outright in cold hard platinum.
MATT: You don’t have the amount of platinum with you.
LIAM: But Grog’s got it.
MATT: Grog said, because he doesn’t have it in front of him,
he has around 150 platinum.
VEX: We can pay him back, it’s true.
MATT: That’s roughly 1500 gold.
MATT: That’s roughly 1500 gold.
LIAM: But where is it?
MATT: It’s in the bag of holding, but he doesn’t have
the bag of holding information in front of him.
LIAM: He doesn’t have the info.
And because he doesn’t have the sheet --
TALIESIN: --next game.
LIAM: --and he can’t read the exact amount?
MATT: Yup. Because he said in memory
it’s 150 platinum. That’s only --
LIAM: I thought it was a 100,000.
MATT: Oh, no.
LAURA: No no no, 150 platinum.
LIAM: Oh, 150.
MATT: Hundred thousand you’d be the richest man
in the fucking world.
LIAM: Okay.
in the fucking world.
MATT: So 150 platinum --
VAX: What do you think, sis?
MATT: --based on memory is 11,500,
VAX: Vox Machina treasurer?
MATT: which is a little helpful.
VEX: Right.
VAX: What do you think?
VEX: That would put us at about 30,000
that we have to spend left,
which the signal cut out so it doesn’t matter.
MATT: No, we’ve got you.
MARISHA: No, we can hear you!
LIAM: No, we’ve got you.
MARISHA: No, we can hear you!
VEX: Okay.
VAX: So the total tab is what again, Gilmore?
LAURA: How much do we have?
He does have a picture of it.
We have 1,620 platinum.
MARISHA: What!
MATT: Is that right? There you go.
ORION: So that’s like--
MATT: 16,000 gold pieces.
VAX: All right. Spend it.
VAX: Spend it.
KEYLETH: All right. No!
PIKE: So we don’t need to open up a line of credit?
VAX: No.
MATT: Ten gold per platinum.
ORION: We have 1,000.
MATT: A thousand platinum. One thousand six hundred platinum.
Move the decimal point.
That brings it to 16,000 gold pieces.
ORION: Move two on that.
MATT: No, it’s not 100 gold per platinum,
ten gold per platinum.
MATT: I’ve been saying ten gold per platinum
this whole time, guys.
TALIESIN: No, I’m with you.
ORION: I get it.
LIAM: We’re losing our audience. Ring it up.
MATT: We’re getting into math in this.
MARISHA: Our charity, 826LA, after-school tutoring.
TALIESIN: It could’ve made this all go so much better.
MARISHA: Really good to have,
TALIESIN: It could’ve made this all go so much better.
MARISA: Your reading and your writing and your arithmetic.
TALIESIN: For players who can read good.
MARISHA: For players who can read good.
VAX: Ring it up, we’ll take it.
PIKE: We’ll take it all.
VAX: The whole lot.
PIKE: And then, could I commission you, by the way,
to maybe make some armor that’s really heavy armor
but very quiet?
GILMORE: "How heavy?"
PIKE: How heavy can you make it?
GILMORE: "I can work on plate armor if you’d like,
"but an enchantment of that magnitude would be
"the only enchantment it would have.
"So it would be the equivalent of full plate armor
"and the entire enchantment would enable you to
"move a little more easily inside it, and that would cost,
"it would take about, I'd say,
"a month to enchant on my end and would cost about,
"not including the cost of the actual armor,
"materials and time required, I’d put it at about
"8,000 gold pieces?"
VAX: Worth it.
VAX: We’ll fund the money.
PIKE: And it’ll just be really quiet?
GILMORE: "It will enable you to move freer within the armor."
VAX: By a turn. Is 8,000
Vox Machina’s rate, or the general rate?
GILMORE: "That is through our friendship
"and our current arrangement."
VAX: Thank you. It’s appreciated.
GILMORE: "Mm."
GILMORE: "Business is business,
"but please don’t take this solemn,
VAX: Of course.
"but please don’t take this solemn,
"intense face to be anything other than friendship,
"this is just business and I run a business."
VAX: Understood.
GILMORE: "Good."
VAX: I’m not taking advantage.
GILMORE: "All right."
GILMORE: "So. To take all of these items,
"with the dragon scales included,
"bringing it down to 39,000 gold.
"We’ll call it even, 39,000 gold."
PERCY: Fair.
VEX: That wasn’t much of a discount, Gilmore.
VAX: Hush up, Vex’ahlia.
VAX: Done, sold, thank you.
VAX: With our thanks.
GILMORE: "So minus the platinum, that’s 22,000 gold pieces
"after the platinum and dragon scales."
KEYLETH: And we have that, right?
GILMORE: "And you have 25,000 gold credit if you’d like."
VEX: We have, hold on... gotta go away for a minute.
VAX: We’re passing on the credit, Gilmore.
VEX: We have plenty left.
VAX: Yes.
PERCY: All right.
LIAM: You guys are a black screen, what happened?
TALIESIN: They paused it.
LAURA: I was looking at my calculator.
LIAM: All right, we hear you. There you are!
ORION: Abacus!
VAX: You’re so dark sometimes, Vex’ahlia. I swear.
VEX: So the total was 20,000
minus the platinum and the dragon scales?
GILMORE: "Twenty-two thousand."
VEX: Yes, we still have enough, so.
GILMORE: "All right. So a deal?"
KEYLETH: Deal!
PERCY: Deal.
VEX: My god, all of our money’s gone.
MATT: He snaps his fingers,
Sherri comes and presents all the items that she had currently
in a little stowaway bin off to the side of the desk.
Brings them out to the rest of you
and places it on the counter.
Gilmore immediately snaps his fingers
and a contract shows up.
He writes up the numbers exchanged,
making note of his business, passes it out.
GILMORE: "Please sign here.
"Anyone that represents you and your fine Vox Machina.
"Sign here and present the money."
VEX: I guess I’ll do that.
PERCY: You do that.
GILMORE: "Vex’ahlia."
MATT: He hands you a quill.
Takes your coin, slides you,
and you now have this entire batch of magical items
LAURA: That’s pretty cool.
MATT: to distribute as you see fit.
MATT: to distribute as you see fit.
MARISHA: Yes! New armor!
MATT: And from that point --
LAURA: Make sure we get some of those things.
GILMORE: "An absolute pleasure
"doing business with all of you. Absolutely."
KEYLETH: Thank you, Gilmore.
GILMORE: "Thank you."
KEYLETH: So really though. Will this transfer to that?
GILMORE: "I have no idea."
KEYLETH: I was wanting to ask you, Gilmore.
Have you considered maybe doing potion-making workshops?
GILMORE: "Hm. I’ll put some thought to that."
KEYLETH: Okay. Let me know.
GILMORE: "All right."
LAURA: I feel very uncomfortable and I leave.
I go outside to hang out with Trinket.
MATT: Okay.
MATT: As Gilmore takes the change behind the counter, he goes,
GILMORE: "I’ve got a bit more business to do here.
"Vax, I greatly appreciate spending the afternoon with you.
"Where are you staying?"
LIAM: I take him by the hand, do one of these clasps, and say,
VAX: We live here now, we’re residents.
I haven’t had time to tell you.
We have a keep, our own keep. You should come visit.
It’s on the outskirts of town. It’s called Greyskull Keep,
and you’re welcome any time.
Day or night.
GILMORE: "Good to know.
"All right. To business I go. I bid you all a fine farewell."
PERCY: Adieu.
KEYLETH: Bye, Gilmore.
MATT: He goes back through his beaded exit to the back room
and leaves you to the rest of your--
--at which point Sherri goes,
SHERRI: "I’ll get back to work."
MATT: She goes back up,
leaving you guys alone in the main chamber
as a couple of other customers start walking around.
MATT: I think we’ll call that the adventure for the evening.
MARISHA: Thanks for watching us shop.
ASHLEY: Thanks for watching us shop!
LAURA: All the money’s gone!
MATT: All the money’s gone. You spent it, guys.
MARISHA: We have 25 waiting for us in Kraghammer.
MATT: That’s true, you didn’t open the line of credit.
LAURA: Yeah, we’d better get that.
MARISHA: At least we’re not in debt.
LIAM: The world is full of money, Vex'halia.
TRAVIS: We got more money?
ASHLEY: Who had dibs on what?
TALIESIN: I wanted the dexterity boost
and I was thinking of the mithral.
MARISHA: And I want the leather armor and he wants the cape.
ASHLEY: I can't use the sword, right?
The frostband sword?
LIAM: No, clerics can't use swords.
MATT: Check on your class, you might have access to it.
Let me check here for you real fast.
LIAM: It used to be just blunt weapons for clerics, wasn't it?
MATT: That's the older version, they've changed a few things.
They don't do it too often. Let me double-check.
Cleric has access to all simple weapons.
The sword is a martial weapon so you cannot use that as a weapon.
ASHLEY: That's okay.
ZAC: Oh man. These donations tonight, guys.
MATT: That's great. I'm glad you guys are enjoying watching our--
LAURA: Me and Travis are going to cut out.
MATT: -- Laura and Travis are taking off, guys.
MARISHA: Bye guys, have fun in Florida!
LIAM: We were so glad to have you, sister!
LAURA: We were so glad to be here.
MARISHA: What con are you guys at?
LAURA: We're at MetroCon, down in Tampa.
MATT: MetroCon in Tampa. So if you guys want to go see
Vex and Grog in person and you're in the Florida/Tampa area,
go to MetroCon this weekend and say hi.
LAURA: Let's see how tired we are tomorrow.
MARISHA: MetroCon in Tampa.
LIAM: Worth it.
MATT: Thank you guys.
MARISHA: Have fun!
MATT: Thanks again for the chat that bought us dinner tonight,
it was amazing and delicious.
Thank you so much guys, you're amazing every week.
So we're going to go to donations.
ZAC: Let's get through these.
MATT: Yeah, all right. Thank you guys again for --
Once again, this was the recovery episode
of a long, twelve-week battle through the underdark.
This was interesting to come back to, I hope you enjoyed it.
All right, so first, donations.
