Honestly, I can't wait to play
Rocket League with Marzia!
Thank you so much. Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
What a woman! Brings me GFuel, 
don't need anything else.
"Hi Marzia!"
"Marzia is so cute"
I agree, but back off!
"- to mega huge PP. Hope donation helps.
Thank you to help those who suffer because of -"
Marzia's here!
Sorry, let me change.
- There she is!
- Hello!
- Hello! Thank you for coming on. 
Are we gonna play Rocket League together?
- Yeah!
So I was practising...
- Yeah?
- ...and I kept losing, so
be nice to me, please!
- Oh, it's okay we have to win
otherwise the charity is cancelled.
No pressure. I don't know why I said that,
that's a dumb joke, okay *laughs*
- Should I get a pillow and...
- Stop simping for Marzia, be quiet!
God damn it. Do you want a pillow? I'm not sitting
on a pillow so you can you can get this one.
- It's okay. No, no, keep it!
- I'm floor gang!
- I've got a baby!
- "Pewds, you're the best, love everything you do.
#BlackLivesMatter"Jim Melton, thank you
so much for donating!
"Simp for Marzia" oh God, I made it worse!
"All hail queen" Jesus Christ,
they're never this nice to me!
"Get the mic closer to queen" oh my god, sorry!
I'll turn it up a little bit.
"Love the music" sorry, I just turned it off.
Okay, Marzia you entertain them while eat this.
- Oh God!
- Oh, Maya is there! Ow!
- So, is it all set up so that I just join?
You send me an invitation and...
What, what, what do we do?
Okay, I guess...
I don't know what to say!
- Yeah, let's do it!
- It's my very first livestream!
- First livestream, be nice!
I mean they are, obviously.
Okay, let me set up the game.
So, me and Marzia have been playing
Rocket League, it's super fun!
This will be our first live game!
- It's not gonna be good!
- It's gonna be amazing!
We're gonna kill it!
I'm sorry for eating.
- I feel like you're gonna have such like nice...
...how do you say it? Like, you're gonna be 
so good and then I'm gonna ruin all your goals.
Like, at the last second when it looks like it's about
to go in I'm gonna be like, nah!
- Well, I was thinking I'll do like, I'll donate
a certain amount for every goal...
- Oh God!
- ...so we after score! Well, let's not do that right
away, we need to warm up first.
- Yeah, okay, thank you!
- Oh God, is it really loud when I
was eating? Sorry, guys!
- Ow, Sophie just wrote me
"look at you two!"
- Oh, really? Hey Sophie!
Sorry I'm eating, Sophie!
- Hey, Edgar!
He licked it!
- He only licked the top bit, though. Just...
Ew!
You just went straight for it.
Like, oh he licked it.
- Okay, I feel like the pressure came off me a little bit
now that you joined. I appreciate you being here.
- Now the pressure is on me, though!
Everyone will know how bad I am!
I've been posting pictures...
Like if I do a really good goal by, like...
and not even intentional.
But if I do it, I always post it on my Instagram
just to show off that I can do it...
- But now they know the truth!
No, you're really good! Okay, so are you online?
- Ehm...
I don't know, what do I have to do?
Help me!
Can I see? Hmm, I thought we were friends.
Did you remove me a friend?
- I mean...
- There you are!
Okay, nice!
"Thank you for using a platform for this cause
and to give your voice a further reach"?
Oh sorry, I didn't understand.
- Okay, so...
No more eating, just gaming and donating.
- Aw, look at Maya!
- I kinda wanna see Maya again,
you should put her back in your lap.
- Yeah.
*farts*
- Loud fart!
- Did you guys hear that?
I'm sorry, Maya!
Please, I hope they heard that!
That was the loudest fart!
- I wanna hear it!
- You wanna hear it? Oh, they heard it.
It was not me, it was not me.
Maya has the cutest fart cause they don't smell,
they just make a loud noise.
- They do smell though.
- Oh, sometimes they do smell,
 not gonna lie.
"Bruh that was hella loud!"
"Can we get some Animal Crossing?"
Oooooh!
I'm gonna join randomly so people can't try
and stream snipe, nevermind. Let's sing a song.
- Uh?
- Let's sing a song.
- You and me?
- Yes.
*swedish song*
- I don't know the words.
*swedish song*
- Why did we go to that? I was like, let's sing the
Pokemon theme song but no, we're doing this.
Are you comfortable, Maya?
Aw!
Edgar's butt has had more screen
time than anyone so far in this.
Very nice! "Salty Pewds is the best Pewds"
I'm not salty!
- Oh, no no no!
- What are you talking about?
"Marzia has bigger pp"
interesting...
Thank you for your input.
2000MX, I don't know what that is but 
"Hi Pewds and Marzia!
Can you say hi to my friend Michelle
from Colchester? She has a big pp.
- Hi!
- Hi!
- Thanks for the donation!
- So awkward!
- "Great quality, Pewds" ehm. 
Should we, should we turn on the lights in here?
- Sure! Ehm, is it alright if
I grab something to eat?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
I'll hold down the fort for us.
Marzia needs to come back,
I can't do this on my own.
"- love your vids. First week I saw you
when you and Mertz played Jenga"?
Have we ever played Jenga together?
- Yeah, it's when you said that my nipples...
- Excuse me?
- It was that like, you sent a tweet from my phone
saying my nipples like it when
it's cold outside, or something...
- Oooh.
- Yeah.
- That's weird.
- Uh, uh.
- Weird humor back then, uh?
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, cause I'm watching the stream!
- Oh, you're watching the stream from there?
- Yeah, cause that's too far!
- It's right there!
- I'm blind!
- The goal was 50 and we hit 69!
- You should do a lil dance!
- Epic!
- You should do the fish dance!
With no music!
I can put some fish music!
I can't dance with your microphone!
Calculated! Calculated! Everyone better
join in unison right now. Oh, yeah!
Fish go blop blop!
Hey, someone said my hair looks great. I'll take it!
- It does! I cut it.
Marzia cuts it, she gets the credit!
Yeah, I think that's it for Rocket League.
- Sorry guys, I was a let down.
- No, you were great! Don't say that!
- I'll get better!
- We'll come back and we'll practise more.
- And thank you Marzia, my lovely wi... My wife!
For joining and supporting the livestream.
- Thank you for having me, 
I really wanted to be here.
- Ehm...
I'm gonna ask my wife if she can bring me some water.
Marzia?
Would you mind bringing me...
...the Perrier?
Thank you!
The show must go on!
It's been so long since I've done it.
Well that was fast. Thank you so much. Damn!
What a wife! What a life!
Get a wife guys, it's great!
