Welcome back everyone to the slimiest place on earth
The loveliest ranch of all time the Jacksepticeye ranch in Slime Rancher!
I went ahead and I did a little bit of farming since the last time and I built a second drone also
Idiot me. Uhmm.
I didn't- I didn't pick Plort collectors.
So I had rad plorts and then I had it
collecting just rad plorts from the corrals and that's why it went to sleep and I already know-
I've-Ive recorded this one before the other one went up and I already know that the comments are full of corrections! So!
Fear not comments, I learned my lesson!
And this one is also picking up veggies, so this one is picking up veggies and bringing it to uhh Auto feeders.
And then this one is picking up rad plorts and bringing it straight-
Just like it's doing right now and bringing it straight to market.
I also went away- *sigh* kind of don't want...
Can I remove carrots from this?
Remove crops and now you should be just growing these.
Oh wait, no.
*Clap*
It's always growing these, that's why they're called 'Odd Onions.'
Because Odd onions are odd.
So that every second one, every odd number of them will be an onion. Got it. Now, I remember
Um
Where is my other guy?
Oh wait, you're just hanging out here. Okay, so please tell me you're just bringing the food to this one.
Look at him go!
He's so cute!
He's going to collect food.
I'm assuming these ones. I don't know what he's actually doing. Oh, yes. It's so nice to have him deposit money all the time!
I'm gonna be so rich!
Um.
See now comes the problem that I didn't centralize-
Yeah, there you go; Holy God.
What I really need is somebody doing something out here, but I also need a...
Uh, do I have one of those let me see...
Uhhhhh, Warped Tech, a Market Link! Yes! Boom!
So now I could bring a drone in here, I can have the drone pick up, you guys eat meat right? Yes.
I can have him pick up meat and bring it to these la- I guess...
Because I can't get 'em to collect two types of Plorts.
Which is becoming a problem, because each of my Corrals have two types of plorts in them, but the beauty of this...
If I can get two types of drones then. We still only bring in one type of plorts.
By right I need three drones per Corral-
So I need a drone picking up the food and bringing it in and then I'd need two drones picking up two different types of plorts and then depositing in it-
Depositing it in here!
But that's a lot.
Look at him go!
See you guys eat veggies.
You guys eat veggies and meat.
And you guys eat veggies, so everyone here eats veggies.
This is where it's starting to become really important now as well, because if you don't have your plorts if- if you don't have your Corral's efficient.
As in I have one guy here bringing veggies to all of them
But if you- if your thing can't- if your guys can't accept veggies then might be putting veggies in one like here.
Where these guys eat veggies and meat.
So they're gonna be shiteing out crappy plorts now, because they're only getting carrots.
And carrots are a really crap form of food for anything that eats veggies, because you want a food that creates two plorts per meal.
But, I also got some honey plorts or honey slimes, cause honey slimes are really important to creating drones.
Wild honey and everything is something really important too. But, right now honey plorts is kinda what I'm lacking the most.
So, can I make another one?
Aw, I need Wild honey. Dang it. So I need some more Apiary. So I need pink plorts.
It's just a never-ending stack. It's a never-ending stack of problems.
a- I have an extra Roostro here.
You guys can eat him. Eat him.
Even though you're all having meat right now, but I'm changing up your diet folks.
I might have to change some of you guys, the apiaries that I have in the other section should also be done by now
So let me deposit these pinks...
And let me see what I also need for- What else did I say I needed.
Um...
Warp tech I need some Market links. What do I need for Market links?
Okay, I can actually make Market link right now, let's go do that!
Put a Market link to in down here.
Every section you should also have a refinery link I guess.
But I mean. Okay we'll make you centralized. Uh Warp Tech...Market link.
Which also helps me right now so now I can just deposit these.
You see what I'm doing everything is just stacking on top of each other.
It's gonna take me a multitudinous amount of hours still to get what I need out of this game.
But I should have...
I have all the food I need and I have all the plorts that I need.
The only hiccup, the only bottleneck for my system right now is getting honey.
Yay! They're done! All right...
Buzzwax, hexacombs, perfect!
Your stuff isn't as necessary.
I'm sure it's necessary for something, but for the types of things that I'm making it's not really that necessary for.
Six wild honeys damn!
That's very close to being able to build two more drones.
Maybe Victor's stuff can help me, maybe Victor's technology, because he seems to be more tech savvy.
Maybe his stuff can help me build better versions of things like, like an advanced Apiary-
Wait I already have an advanced Apiary.
A MEGA Advanced Apiary!
Like it's just something that's getting honey all the time, because that would be really handy.
Uhhh a drone.
Fabricate. Yeah, I need four honey and more honey plorts, whatever...
Honey, I just need pinks for these. Alright, let's go down to the thingy for a second
Okay, no, I don't need to know about this. Do you hav- do you like sell things?
Bye okay. The least I can do here is set up a drone.
Set up another drone here, God these drones are such a lifesaver, but what do I want these drones to do?
Maybe take some pink plorts.
Your target is plorts- Oh wait I could just get them to do all plorts!!!!
*Applause sfx*
GameChanger!!!!
Plorts from plort collectors and then Market link!
Oh my god I should have- I should have all my drones doing that.
Oh thank the maker!!!
Thank the all-father!!!
I thought it had to be a specific plort.
Plorts from plort collectors and Plort market. Oh so much better!!!
Can you like wake up- aw they go to sleep in their little pods. Is it cause you're out of energy?
Oh yeah, this thing depletes.
Do I just wait or do you actually need- say goodbye to your odd onions boys!
The main reason I did that is so we don't have carrots anymore.
I don't want them to be putting carrots into this, because carrots are useless to me.
In this late-game of 'Slime Rancher' carrots are crap. I like to call them "Crappits!"
Oh it's water!
Oh, You guys need water gotcha. Okay, so it's not completely fully automated and this is just one blob.
Oh man look at how much money I have!
I have literally no use for this money anymore, but it's fun to have it
so at least they just need to like
Splash once and it's completely filled just realize that this guy's taking up all the ports and bringing them to the market
But I need the Pink's
Pink's are essential to me
because I need them to go to
My refinery so what I'm gonna do is mix my little per please
Some of these bad boys
Okay, eat, eat them eat it. There you go. So now we have a bunch of pinks.
So these guys eat everything which is fantastic for me, but you're also gonna poop up pinks and
Honeys
But you're gonna become vital to me for creating the next evolution gimme dem
phosphor plorts yes
Everything's looking up guys. Everything's looking good. Bloop. There you go
Just a little sprinkle for you. Just to get you back up on top- I have
43,000 at some point slime rancher just kind of turns into like
stocks and capitalism *chuckles*
Because you just have to keep building. Keep building and you make you spend more to make more
And all of that and then get another
Apiary. Boom. Then after that I should just be able to get wild honey, and then that'll be enough
cuz I built a drill last time but
Let's face it. I didn't need a drill. I put the drill down and I thought oh, I'm a big man
I'm a big man with a big drill and I can just do whatever I want but
We didn't need a drill. I'm just gonna show you guys like real speedrunners back tactic, a little speed route to get to the eh...
Good zones for the you know for their honey. I
I don't know what I'm doing. I got honey from here before because honey slimes around so
I'm just hoping that it's same rules apply
Now we wait 12 minutes, or as I like to call it go hold and go to bed
Wake back up and make money. Look at these happy little dancies
We're getting a three wild honey out of that thank God
I thought you weren't gonna reprov- provide me with anything good
Now the best part about this is that I can put it all in my inventory all at once
Weak! Weak! That was a crap showing
Damn it. It's not a lot, nine honey.
I mean, nine honey's great. I also need lots of hexa-comes
For getting Buzz-wax is also a pain in my Dingle
Also, if any of you are just starting out playing this game, if is this the first time you're seeing slime rancher
Is this kind of return to it?
First of all, there's plenty of other videos of slime rancher to go watch
Go watch them. It's a delightful series
It's one of my favorite series that I've done on the channel and there's plenty of videos to occupy your time
Not just these new ones, but if you're starting off the game for the first time
You're in for one hell of a painful experience to start off. What a painful. It's just
It's fun to learn but it just takes so long
Like the stuff that I'm doing now and the the speed at which I'm able to get this amount of money is kind of obnoxious
When you start off the game it just takes you so long but I guess
At the start of the game
you also
Don't have any of the upgrades but you again is another pain in the ass cuz you're
your sprint runs out really quickly
You don't even have a jetpack
But it's fun to learn and explore
I adore this game. So I hope more people pick it up and play it some of these
slimes that I have
like the saber rads
And these guys- I feel like I don't really need them.
I feel like I kind of got them because I was trying to make
Slimes that got me the most amount of money.
I get anything else in here?
No
But. They're they're not very useful
like those - the slimes and the plorts that they produce
Don't really aid me in making anything progress though at the same time.
I don't really know what I would be progressing anymore
Because I'm getting a lot of money, but I literally have no use for it
There's nothing else to buy *chuckles*
put you right here
sweet. So I can't pick them up and move them if I ever want to so target veggies
source Gardens destination auto feeders
Cool
So by what I mean is that I I think those are the only two I can have in here now. So
I can't build like another one and have it do stuff for these guys
could start moving some slimes around
I could put all the pink guys next to each other out here
And then
That would be really handy cuz all the pink slimes in and then I could put drones in here
To just collect pink slimes and bring them to the refinery
Cuz the refineries is right in here, although or does it have to be a refinery linked?
I don't think there was an option for just the refinery
and then that would be really handy because then I can have the other guy you just feed and
Take plorts and put them in the money hole
cuz right now I have to pick what brought tears to collect
Alright my happy little dance-y feets
What have you got for me? Royal jelly nice and three wild honeys
Nice oh you go guys go a third time.
Oh, I thought it was only twice
There you go, oh you had it all this time.
Wait, how many did I need? It was six right
So I'll put in one
That-  I should be able to make another drone after that. I think if it did the math right in my head, which I- I've
likely very much not. I've likely definitely not done the math right in my head, but if I have
then
I've done a simple thing, really, and don't really deserve praise for it, but I'm gonna praise myself
internally
Because sometimes you got to do that as well. Actually, I should build a warp station
Directly to here. Oh
Oh, can I pick up warp stations?
That's something that I should be able to look into
Cuz they can pick up the drones if I want to move them around. Okay drone
Did yeah, I did do the math right
umm. Okay, I need one honey plort really one.
Oh look one *laughs*
I should have just picked up everything while I was there, but I'm trying to prove a point
Yes
Nice oh
This is all coming together
swImmingly Oh
Treasure tracker mark 3 allows you to bypass the Luxan
Wait, did he suddenly just get that?
I don't know but I'm happy about it, that means I can go back to get all the other treasures Oh
Boom royal jelly super helpful there. Okay. I am going to build a drone here
And I'm gonna build a drone here
So this one is going to
collect plorts
source plort collectors and put them in the refinery
Sweet
Yes, and then you're gonna target
oh
Yeah, I should change some of this. These guys I think I'm gonna get rid of
I don't - do I need fire
stuff for anything
I really don't think I need fire plorts
Sorry boys. I want to put them somewhere where they won't do any harm
but I think they'll just burn everything around here. So
Don't - don't look. Don't look. Look away - if kids are watching the screen right now look away.
You don't need to see this
*scream sfx*
The good news is that
Nothing actually dies in slime rancher
none of the slimes actually die
It's part of the lore, that they just get teleported to somewhere else. They just want to sleep and then they get teleported elsewhere
I need some of these
now I'm gonna build
this
garden, yes
and I'm gonna buy
Everything for it.
See this is why I make the money I put mint mangoes in here because you guys eat fruit and meat
You guys eat meat and veggie, but I probably gonna be moving you soon
umm
And then I can end up feeding you guys
Much much more and then I'll move my pig boys out
This is wonderful, I love this. All right, so you target fruit
Source in gardens and then put it in auto feeders
Bingo bango
And away you go now, I begin the long process of moving each individual little pink
To his new home. Come along you go. There you go. There. There little pet
and there
Perfect. Now you should all be able to eat the same things see if I can move this
Damn it. I can right demolish it
Why I want to be able to move it I can move the other things
That's kind of frustrating
Cuz I could have just moved it right out next to this and
Then sped up the entire process and become the Jeff Bezos of slime rancher. All right, my little babies. What have you got for me?
Nice
Thank you, thank you thank yo- I know what you're thinking;
'But Seàn, I'm sad. The big scary man took the little boys away' don't you?-
Fricking worry there.
I have
new ones
That are gonna work just as hard. run chickens
The revolution is here
Okay, not as much wild honey as I would like
But it's fine. It's fine. It's all a process. We'll get there.
I'd stuff for a refiner- I had a refinery link
I should have just built that there
It's it instead of coming all the way back
*sad music plays*
Damnit
*sad music still playing*
I'm one off from being able to make another one again.
Again thwarted again!
I don't really need quantum plorts anymore
we seem to have quite a substantial amount of them, what are you not doing anything
Oh, cuz this thing is and actually yielding anything Hey, one of the Quantum's got in here and ate all my chickens
Goddamnit
Okay, well you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna destroy the chickens
Oh, I can put in high walls
well, it's too freakin bad.
Plant more mint mangoes
You can't stop me, not now, not ever
These things grow slow though
Wait, can you eat veggies, no fruit and meat?
Those veggies and meat then I could just put Oca Ocas in there. Everything would be much faster
whoa,
I got started in a different area this time, Oh
What are you for?
Oh retro slimes
Okay, I started in a completely different area this time
Ah, Got it. Got him. Oh, I like them as blue instead
The other ones just looked too much like regular Pink slimes
now they have this cool little retro look
Cute little babies
Come here. Come here. Yes scally wag, come here. Okay, you're normal. Okay, you're normal *gasps* J'accuse!
He was the scary one! Well not scary, but he was the secret one. I have 54
That's a pretty good haul
But the tarrs are deep in effect right now.
oh don't eat me. Don't eat me. OW God,
I lost some. I lost some of my babies
I don't want to leave my baby's behind. I'm sorry babies
Okay, take it easy, take it easy
take it easy and go go go go, okay, there's the end. There's the end
Good. Good good
Okay, I only lost one
Only losing one is fine
If you went on the school trip as a teacher and you only lost one child you'd be doing very well
Yeah, oh wait
What's happening?
That's just a bunch of pink slimes in a - jacket
Chicken x3
Wow Victor, you sound fun at parties
*whales sfx*
Yeah!
Dude yes
I need to get 360 of them
Sweet lord also, I realized that these are lockers
because you're not allowed to enter the slimulation with anything in your vacuum
ah Ok
My god, tidy yourselves up lads. This place is a mess
You can go away as well for last finishing touches of the day
ah - should I put it here or
I feel like the plort's down here are harder to collect
And there's not really that much more of them
Lot of prickly pears down here though
Those are good. I kind of just end up forgetting about you guys down here
And I'm sorry for that but
You don't really do a whole lot
And I can't put you near anybody else cuz you end up blowing them all up
Why is this thing farting out more pears than anything mankind has ever seen before
It just got rid of all of them good lord
Alright this place is a mess. This is a place is a mess best forgotten well,
if I can actually put a
couple of links down here
That might work but I don't have any like
Have a refinery link and that's
OUCH
Let's put a little drone boy in here
And now the drone boy is gonna collect plorts from the plort collectors and he's gonna put it in the refinery link. I
I have some of them making me money and then I have some of them
Making me have more stuff
Yes, now if only I could have a third drone
bringing water to all the other drones
but that's basically the equivalent that's the same energy as
having a vacuum cleaner to clean your vacuum cleaner
You just need to check up on them every now and then and fill them all full of water and then we'll be fine
Like that, everybody's happy everyone's making money and everybody's doing good. Alrighty. Well, I'm gonna leave this episode, here day 69
Totally meant to do it, the next episode I'll end the video on day 4 20
umm, but I'm really getting to like this. I like a lot of the new systems that they've brought into the game all of this
Automation that's in the game now was badly needed a long time ago. So I'm so glad that they're doing that now it
it -it makes it a lot more interesting again. I don't have anything to buy
Ooh
Didn't know where to buy that. Oh great
well I do have stuff to buy then
My money went to great use and I do have some more blueprints and stuff that I could buy
but otherwise my money seems kinda useless but
It's better to be capitalist and invest in all my stocks and be completely rich and never spend a dime of it
I never shared with anybody else then
to be struggling *laughs*
Capitalism simulator. You heard it here folks
Outro plays 'I am everywhere by Teknoaxe
Who wants a pickle pare. Not me cuz they'll hurt my mouth
