GAVIN: Hey, tin can.
NINES: Good morning, Gavin.
GAVIN: Hey!
Meat sack to tin can, come in?
You blow a fuse or something?
NINES: No, Detective.
I'm just wondering whether you’ll ever run out of android jokes.
GAVIN: Not as long as you keep being one.
GAVIN: At least it’s just bureaucracy today.
No dead bodies.
NINES: I believe corpses may be easier to deal with.
People are...
complicated.
GAVIN: Take it from someone who’s been in a fight or two -
I had it covered.
NINES: As charming as you scars are, Detective,
I do not need my honor defended.
GAVIN: Thank God.
NINES: I hate you.
GAVIN: You love me.
NINES: Move your feet.
GAVIN: There.
Can you breathe now?
NINES: I don’t need to breathe.
GAVIN: “You must be one of a kind.”
Goddamn, can’t take you anywhere.
NINES: That is not what she sounded like.
It was more like
“You must be one of a kind.”
GAVIN: That’s really creepy.
NINES: I can do your voice too.
CHRIS: I definitely want to hear this.
GAVIN: Don’t you fuckin’ dare.
NINES: Don’t you fuckin’ dare.
CHRIS: At least y'all have something to look at.
I’m out here by myself staring at an empty dock.
NINES: Oh believe me, being alone
would be far preferable than being trapped in a car
with Gavin’s questionable music tastes.
GAVIN: Asshole...
CHRIS: You better not leave me alone next week
when I have my promotion party.
NINES: Don’t worry.
I put it in our calendar.
We’ll be there.
GAVIN: Our calendar?
NINES: What?
We spend most of our time together,
it’s only natural our schedules are synced.
CHRIS: If you guys want to stay attached at the hip,
I can make sure to find a booth for you.
GAVIN: Bullshit.
GAVIN: I went through a list of my contacts in the android parts market
and they got back to me with some common drop sites for black market deals.
NINES: Contacts?
There are black market dealers who collude with the DPD?
GAVIN: They give me intel, I stay off their back.
NINES: That doesn’t seem legal.
GAVIN: Okay, Nines.
GAVIN: New threads, huh?
I dig it.
NINES: Less buttons for you to tamper with.
Although I’m sure you’ll still find ways to distract me.
GAVIN: You’re the one with some android chick all over you
during an investigation.
NINES: Are you referring to Ada?
GAVIN: Of course I’m referring to Ada.
NINES: You are truly appalling.
NINES: How would I ever succeed without your obstinance and rule breaking?
GAVIN: Yeah, you got a real funny way of saying
experience and wisdom.
NINES: Wisdom?
Gavin, I have a database in my brain
containing over 200,000 words in the English language,
and I believe you found the one
that least applies to yourself.
GAVIN: Shut the fuck up.
GAVIN: I’ve got a better question.
NINES: Hm?
GAVIN: What do you think Gavin was gonna say,
right before he walked into his room?
NINES: I don’t have time to analyze the myriad of things
Gavin might want to say to me.
We need to focus on this case.
GAVIN: What dipshit programmed you to do that?
NINES: I’m the most advanced android ever made,
Detective. GAVIN: Oh, you are such a fucking prick.
NINES: Takes one to know one.
