Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help
with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n'
maybe later I'll rape her
Oh, God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
get a good
get a good job
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke
by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice,
but she left my dick
I guess it's still hooked on,
but now it shoots too quick
Oh, God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...
I don't know which
I wonder
wonder
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change,
but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell
I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S'n'M
I can take about an hour on
the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh, God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till
it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin',
"Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie,
I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down
Subtitle made by
Zsolt Kodner
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