
English: 
¡Very good creadsajgsa
¡Very good creatures of the Lord! How are you?
Today I bring you fresh news of the week, ok?
no, really there is some really healthy s***
we're about to talk about some little interesting things hmm...
things that i've seen interestings these last days
wait... does not Pewdiepie have a section like this? am i cpying him? (yes rubius, i think so)
[pewdiepie screaming Stop it, STOP IT RIgHt NOW
nah
RUBIUS'S NEWS
He tells to you
No, really what's wrong with pewdiepie
9 million visit... oh... okay i know why hmhm
Okay Let's start with the first news hmmm
BELLE DELPHINE
we're talking about belle delphine, not about dolphin till the end(its a meme)
Okay Let's start with the first news hmmm
it's supposed that this girl is like a god of
tik tok he turned "famous by that"
im... to be honest i didn't seen some tiktok memes
buuut... i know who is she

Spanish: 
¡Muy buenas,criaturasdhash
¡Muy buenas, criaturitas del señor! ¿Qué tal estáis?
Hoy, os traigo noticias frescas de la semana, vale?
Hay, hay, hay, hay salseo 7w7
no, pero salseo del bueno
salseo del sano :,v
Vamos a hablar de cositas interesantes
Cositas que me han parecido interesantes, vale?
Que han pasado esta semana
Esperate, ¿PewDiePie no tiene una sección así?
¿Me-Me estoy copiando de el?
*PewDiePie histérica :v*
Na'
*Canta "Noticias Rubius"*
No, en serio, que le pasa a PewDiePie o sea esta subiendo
Solo sube Minecraft últimamente ¿Por qué?
9M de visi... Va-Vale ya se porque... *tos*
Pues vamos a empezar a hablar de la primera noticia, vale? eemm
Belle Delphine
Estamos hablando de Belle Delphine, vale? no de "Delfín hasta el fin"
*No puede ser, nooo*
Pues esta chica se supone que es como una diosa de tik tok, vale?
O sea, se hizo conocida por eso
yo si os soy sinceros no, no...

Spanish: 
Me he perdido la gran mayoría de los memes de tik tok y toda esta pesca, vale?
Pero a esta muchacha la conozco...
la conozco porque pone caras en plan *Cara de Rubiuh*
Me perturba un poco la verdad
Pues se supone que esta ganando un montón de dinero vendiendo en plan
Fotos suyas sexys, no se que, no se cuantos
También tiene un canal de Youtube donde... *Risas*
Tiene un canal de Youtube donde juega con un pulpo muerto, o sea... *Risas*
Es que... es que de verdad, o sea, ¿A qué estamos llegando? ¡VIVIMOS EN UNA SOCIEDAD!
*El mejor amigo :D*
¿Esto es legal?

English: 
i know who is she because she put faces like ahegao
that scares me (me too rubius)
its supposed that this girl is earning a lot of money with her patreon
that scares me (me too rubius)
she has also a YouTube channel
where... [starts laughing uncontrolled]
she has a YT channel where she plays
[laughs]
No... Really where are going to stop
sniff...
is this legal?
she just put a ha... she jus put a hat of foam and is taking his hand... (rubius that's a tentacle)
SOOO WEIRD ASJIFB
she just put (her?) lashes and a glasses
PETA WE NEED YA HERE RIGHT NOW PETA
and.. why am i talking about her...
surely most of you have noticed that this girl is selling
water...
water

English: 
of gamer girl
yep... what you hear, gamer girl water
literally she... she takes baths okay
and, from the water she uses in the bath
she puts it into a glass and sell it for $30
PETA WE NEED YA HERE RIGHT NOW PETA
AND ITS BEING SELLED LIKE CHURROS
JiJi HEHEHE
HAHAHA
[rubius reading the commment in spanish]
hahaha
HA HA HA (but loudly)
lets BUY EIGHTHUNDRED
i'm gonna see this video only for scientific purposes
and for you to give and opinion(all of we know the truth rubius)
what is she doing here
there is there is
 
what did I just watch
what... literally we live in a society...
literally we live in a society...
burp X2 combo
HOW TF DO I NOW BUY GAMER WATER
[*belle delphine closed her web*]

English: 
no, now talking seriusly
and I do not say it ironically
this girl has known how to take advantage all the memes etc...
she has accomplished selling at overrated prices
whit a really exorbitant price
and she has sold so much that she has had to close the store
well done
WELL DONE
oooff
aaahhh
my god
it would be better if i serve a cup of gamer girl
AAARRHHHGGGG
OOPS hehe
it look like i I have wet a little the chair
with gamer boy water ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
but.. okay we're going to tell the next new

English: 
before continuing leave a like if ya would buy gamer water by rubius
usdfghqsfdlghadsfyl
UNLESS...
UUUUUUUUHHHHHUHUHUHU(rubius giving birth)
RUBIUS'S NEWS
this is something that is touching my morality
every time
it happens the same, always happens the same
NoW yOu ApPeAr iN StRaNgEr ThInGs RuBiUs
jijijijijiji
JAJAJIJUJUIJIJIJI
HOW FUNNY ARE YOU
calm down rubius this is a christian channel please forgive me sir
ALWAYS
every time this actor shows up at anything
you all start saying its me
that it's me who looks like my brother who is etc ...
for me and for this guy
who tf is this guy, whats his name
rcade gui strnger tngs.. . MATTY CARDAROPLE
is the name of this guy... mateo(matt in spanish)

English: 
apparenly he looks like me... really guys?
before continuing leave a like if ya would buy gamer water by rubius
usdfghqsfdlghadsfyl
i know what all of you are saying
but.. NO
i dont know in what exactly y look like him
so thank you all because now i cant see films or series where this guy shows up
UUUUUUUUHHHHHUHUHUHU(rubius giving birth)
because I do not take them seriously so thanyou, nice
im gonna write a tweet to this guy... beautiful
there is. is all connected guys
the chapter 6 of 3rd season of ST is named E pluribus unum
a new strager things season
if you didn't know it means ElRubius OMG the evidence is irrefutable
do you remember of my secret sibling okay there is Rubius, Rubén and Mateo
 
the saint trinity
he likes pizza a lot... just ike me
he has a hair like mine

English: 
it is all connected
we are entering in  a age in wich
we are starting to get married
so our friend luzu got married and we went to his wedding
and emmmm... basically i got drunk at the 2 minutes after arriving
so i dont remember so much things
please arespect... for both
but images have come out very ...
who tf is this guy, whats his name
this one rocks
is the name of this guy... mateo(matt in spanish)
apparenly he looks like me... really guys?
you all did a lot of photos
 
that is the firs wedding i go with friends
so i enjoyed very much
that was something very funny
i hope you the best
hope you be happy and eat partridges(spanish sentence)

English: 
idk wich will be the next friend-youtuber in getting married but...
well i know it because i seen in who fell the flowers
but i can´t say nothing
i sell it to you, if you buy me
300 unities of gamer boy water
i will tell the truth
and if you like a lot the video also will tell it
so, news of the weeks, did you like it?
idk, i dont know what im doing with my life
i do not undersand youtube
and i dont know either what im doing here
but im enjoying it wich is the important thing so thanks for whatching my video (and thanks for reading my subs :))
 
thanks for all the love you give to me, i give you it back
so see you in the next video
 
and dont forget to drink water, keep hydrated
but be careful with the water
it is not going to be that it has gone through the body of a girl who sells her body on the internet
so see you son, in the next video

English: 
be healthy, drink a lot of whater
not gamer water pls
go to mass
so see you soon
subtitules by ThePeluki86YT and @jollyvazfer on instagram, hoped you liked subtitules :)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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subtitules by ThePeluki86YT and @jollyvazfer on instagram, hoped you liked subtitules :)
 
 
 
