In our home town you can use a gun
but you cannot use no
dildo
They passed a law  when a woman got caught
They throwed her in the joint
She robbed a Seven Eleven store
She held the clerk at dildo point
She said, "Gimme all your money
Honey, stop!!
Or I'll vibrate you til you drop!"
And we can breathe easier, hon.
'cause if somebody wants our dough
they gon' have to use a gun
because in our home town
you cannot use no dildo
