- So not watermelon.
- Oh my God, stop saying that.
Watermelon will never catch on.
- You guys say it, too.
- I have never said that, Kim.
- Don't listen to her Khloe.
She's not watermelon.
- So not watermelon.
- I literally hate you guys right now.
- Shut up Kim.
- I have some gluten free cookies.
Everybody loves gluten free cookies.
If you don't you're stupid.
Mm that's great, we love that.
It just crinkles.
It's sort of like opening
up a fresh maxi pad
or waves under water.
This must be what SpongeBob
hears all the time.
We can be SpongeBob together.
That's so watermelon.
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♪ The colors are so bright ♪
♪ They're gonna glow, glow, glow ♪
Kim, stop it.
- What?
- You keep plugging
your stupid makeup kit.
- I was talking about the
colors on the merchandise.
- We heard what you were
doing you stupid bitch.
Glow, glow, glow.
- You're literally imagining things.
- Stick to the lyrics.
- The lyrics suck.
- No they don't.
- Get some shirts, get some hoodies.
They are as fun as organizing cookies.
Seriously, Khloe?
- I'm not changing the lyrics.
- What if we just said give me your money?
- Oh my God, I think the
elevator just stopped.
- Oh my God, is this really happening?
- I told you your asses
were too much weight.
- Shut up Kourtney.
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna try something.
- What?
- If I jump high enough the elevator will
be triggered to move when I land.
- That is the stupidest
thing you've ever said.
- Trust me, it's gonna work.
- Where did you even hear about this?
- I saw it in a movie once.
- Khloe don't.
- I can have us out of here in no time.
- Do it.
- Oh my God!
- Khloe.
- [Khloe] I'm stuck.
- This idea was amazing.
- [Khloe] Get me down.
- How?
- [Khloe] Pull.
- [Kourtney] That's too much work.
- [Kim] I just had my nails done.
Beyonce, what are you doing here?
- Oh, Kanye couldn't make it,
so the school called me instead.
- [Kim] But.
- Hey class, let's talk about
why her husband worships me.
- Okay, quiet down, settle down.
Who tossed that?
- [Student] Let us in, class is started.
- I'll teach you a lesson,
what comes after go?
- [Student] I don't know.
- Away, do it.
Uh!!
Watermelon.
- [Khloe] Uh... uh..
Oh my God!
- [Kourtney] Oops.
- I can't believe that I'm
being attacked on this day.
- You can just wear a hat.
- Do you want me to die?
- Kim, stop being a baby.
- Kris, babe, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
- Oh hi, Kim.
Didn't see you there.
- This is literally just like when Caesar
got stabbed in the back
for inventing a salad.
- Kim, don't bring The Bible into this.
- Look, all I wanted to do
was try something different
with my hair.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Something different that
looks exactly like my hair?
- But better.
- If you want to get technical,
I'm the only one that pulls
off blonde hair the best.
- Excuse me, you're looking at the person
in this family that pulls
off blonde hair the best.
- You're right, I am.
Because I can see my
(censoring) reflection
in your bright ass hair.
- Why didn't you come
out when I asked you to?
- I didn't feel like it.
- Kourtney, please have a seat.
- No.
- Why?
- 'Cause Taylor might sue me.
- Oh my God.
- Nobody's suing anybody Kidney.
- It's Kourtney.
- That's what I said.
- You're our guest, Kourtney.
You're safe here.
- So, did you bring your sister with you?
- I have like 20 sisters, which one?
- Kim, is Kim with you?
- No, but she has a message
she wanted me to give to you.
- What was the message?
- (Censor) You.
- Okay.
- She says hi to everyone else.
- Why would you call them walkers.
That's so stupid.
- For the hundredth time,
that's just what they're called.
- I can walk, am I a walker?
- No, because you're not the living dead.
- You mean zombie.
- What's that?
- It's literally what you're describing.
- Walkers are undead.
Eat living humans, and
are almost unstoppable.
- That's a (censoring) zombie.
- We've called them a lot of names,
but the zombie thing you're
talking about isn't one of them.
- What else do you call them?
- Walkers, biters, lurkers, roamers.
- Seriously, just call them zombies.
- We're not going to call them
a word that doesn't exist.
- Oh my God, get an education.
- They're walkers because
they're the walking dead.
- Then what do you call
the actual dead bodies,
Michone? Lie downers?
- What would you like to eat today?
There's orange Jello, cereal, or soup.
- What was that, dear?
- [Kim] There's Jello.
- Hello to you, too.
- There's cereal, soup, or Jello.
- Hi.
- I'm not saying hello.
- Dear, I can see you, no
need to keep greeting me.
- I'm not.
- What's on the menu?
- Jello.
- Jello, okay, go on.
- Cereal or soup.
- Yes.
- What?
- I will have the oatmeal.
- I didn't (censoring) say oatmeal.
- Oh, it's my old memory.
What were the options?
- Cereal, soup, or Jello?
Hi!
(censoring) you, you're
not getting anything.
- One of us should be bait
while the other two run away.
- Kim.
- Yeah, Kim.
- You two are so (censoring) rude.
- Kim, do it for the family.
Khloe!
- Oh my God!
- They're not too far from us,
I've got an idea, come on.
- Can you see where they went?
- No, rest in peace.
- It didn't eat you?
- Probably bit into her
fake ass and spit her out.
- Shut up Kourtney.
- How did you escape?
- It bit into my ass.
- Knew it.
- I'm gonna put you to work.
You're gonna have a
huge part in the video,
lots of lines, lots of dancing.
- I can do all of that.
I'm the best dancer in my family.
- Good, good.
- So why did you pick
me to be in your video.
- Because you were the
best choice for the job.
And three other people ditched before you.
But you'll be great.
- So what's the song?
- It's called, Thank you, Next.
- Oh, who's next, an ex boyfriend?
- [Ariana] No, it's.
- I thought your ex
boyfriend's name was Lenny.
- Not even close.
- Next is a weird name,
but I guess it's cute.
- That's not.
- Oh.
Maybe next is a spy.
I can play a spy, I can
be called Jamie Bond.
- What the, no, there is no spy,
and no one named next.
- You've lost me.
- It's like saying thank you,
now on to the next person.
- Oh, I've got it.
Maybe you should clarify
that in the lyrics.
- Um...
Thank you, on to the next.
- I'm in the supply closet right now.
I think it's a closet for supplies.
So many creepy things, like this.
Seriously it gives me chills.
I just wanna get these
hours over with and...
(Footsteps)
What the (censoring)?
Kourtney?
Kim?
Kim?
- Oh my God, what?
- [Khloe] Were you walking?
- Does it look like I'm walking?
- [Khloe] Just answer the question.
- No, I haven't moved
for like two minutes.
- I heard footsteps, I'm not crazy.
I was standing here and then..
Oh my God!
Kim!
- What, oh my God, what happened?
- I saw the (censoring) bunny?
- What are you talking about?
- [Khloe] The bunny from the stage.
- The anamorphic?
- The animatronic is in
the closet, Kim, I saw it.
- But they're all on the stage.
Oh my God.
- [Khloe] I told you.
- Somebody stole them.
- [Khloe] We're the only ones
in the building you stupid bitch.
- Miss Kourtney?
- What Jacob?
- Prudence.
- Same thing.
- Can we play like a game or something?
- Let's play hide and go seek.
- I love hide and go seek.
- Prudence.
- Go hide and I'll find you.
- You can't just tell my sister to...
- I'll give you a hundred
dollars if you shut up.
- Okay.
- You just lost the money.
- How?
- I told you not to speak and you did.
- But.
- Bye.
- I'm not going anywhere.
Don't turn the volume up.
This isn't how you're
supposed to babysit someone.
- I thought this was the escape room?
- It is an escape room.
- Shouldn't an escape room
be where you escape to?
- You're so much more
smarter when you don't speak.
- Thanks.
- So what do we do babe?
- [Kris] Well, we'll be locked in here
for a certain amount of time and.
- Oh my God, no, I can not do this.
I have closet tooth phobia.
- We're locked in but
it's up to us to escape.
- Oh my God, Rob, hi.
When did you get here?
- I rode in the car with you.
- When?
- On the way here.
- When does is start?
- It's already started.
- Why didn't you tell us mom?
- Kris, you're setting us up to fail.
- [Kris] You didn't give me a chance to.
- Don't go there.
- We should get started.
- You're not the leader, shut up.
- I know how laws are made, unlike you.
- Then how are laws made, Kim?
- The people...
vote.
- Oh my God.
- The president makes the laws.
- No that's why the congregation is there.
- They go to church to make a bill?
- It's Congress, you stupid bitch,
they don't matter.
- They're not there for no reason, Khloe,
they have jobs.
- Oh my God, both of you shut up.
- Kim, when the hell is
your meeting supposed to be?
- We've been here all day.
- I don't know,
I guess Wednesdays are busy.
- Today's Tuesday.
- Oops.
- What the (censoring).
What are we supposed to do?
- We're doing customer
service for my makeup kit,
Glow, Glow, Glow.
- Why?
- [Kim] Mom said it's good
for business, and then like.
- What do we do?
- Oh my God, we answer the phone,
and help people.
- Kim, are you crazy?
We're not medically
trained to help people.
- I know DDR.
- What?
- It's what you do when
people can't breathe, DDR.
- It's not DDR.
- Yes it is.
- You can't Dance Dance Revolution
on people's lungs, Kourtney.
- You can try.
- Oh my God, can't these people just text?
- It's a call center Khloe,
not a text center.
- We should change it to a text center,
and ignore the phone calls.
- Oh my God, I'm getting a call,
what do I do?
- Answer it.
- Um, yes, hi, hello, this is
Glow, Glow, Glow call center.
How may you be helped by me?
- [Kourtney] Your makeup sucks.
- Kourtney!
- I've learned some stuff
from my revenge SIM show.
- Do it.
- What the hell is that?
- [Khloe] I'm stretching.
- We don't have time for that.
- [Khloe] I'm not killing a zombie
without stretching first, Kim.
- We are literally about to die,
and it will be your fault.
- [Khloe] If I don't
stretch I'll pull a muscle,
you stupid bitch.
I know what I'm doing.
- You clearly don't...
- Ahh!
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- Perfect.
- In this lab we can breed
anything with a dinosaur.
- Anything?
- Yes, in fact because of
your generous donations,
is there anything you'd
like to see us mix?
- Watermelon.
- Watermelon?
- Yeah, we wanna see a watermelonsaurus.
- Uh, we can't...
- We deserve a dinosaur.
- When I said anything, I didn't mean...
- A watermelon Rex would be so watermelon.
- Do it.
- It has to be a living creature.
- Duh, we don't want you
to make a dead dinosaur.
- Why wouldn't it be living?
- That was a stupid thing to say.
- I'm glad we were able
to overcome this together.
I love you three.
- We love you, too.
- You are so watermelon.
- We'll never disrespect you again.
- [Kris] I feel like we're
closer than ever before.
- And you just ruined it.
- Why would you keep talking?
- I was happy until you spoke.
Who puts pizza on the wall?
No.
- [Khloe] Kourtney, are you okay?
- [Kourtney] Yeah, oh my God, Kim,
did you steal the animatronics?
- No, what the (censoring).
- Did you see one of them?
- Yeah, in the bathroom.
- [Khloe] Oh my God.
- You saw one?
- I'm not repeating myself.
- We need to figure out where all
the (censoring) animatronics went.
(Scary laughing)
- [Kim] Oh my God!
Run.
- Whyyy.
- [Kim] What the
(censoring) was that laugh?
- Caitlyn?
- Didn't they say something
about closing doors or some...
- Okay, let's get started
with this stupid Bingo game.
B, next one.
- Wait, what's the number?
- We're on the first one.
- No, on the ball.
- Thank you, I'm always on the ball.
- Read the whole thing on the ball.
- B two, Bingo.
- We call Bingo.
- Then why am I even here?
- To read the letter and the number.
- Oh my God, why can't you do it yourself?
- [Lady] Because you're supposed to.
- You are literally so lazy.
C 12, C as in Kourtney, my name.
- Doesn't your name start with a K?
- J two, J as in J from the alphabet.
- She's having a heart
attack, Ms. Kourtney help.
- T nine.
- Today we're going to enjoy
a nice refreshing orange soda.
- Oh my God.
- Orange...
So....da.
So....da.
Oraaange
So...
- Shut the (censoring) up.
- We know how to say it.
- Orange soda is the
best soda in the world.
We love orange soda in this house.
- No we don't.
- People who don't like orange soda
are literally the worst
people ever invented.
- Invented?
- Let's get inside the orange soda,
let's see what it sounds like.
Kim no!
- Maybe the clue is in this painting.
- I can see that.
- How?
- Well, there's a line.
- And?
- I'm not gonna do all the
thinking myself, Kourtney.
Figure it out.
- There's a line.
- I just said that, you stupid bitch.
- Let's think, what else has lines?
- Kris's face.
- The wallpaper has lines.
- Wallpaper, lines, painting.
- The chair.
- stop with the (censoring) chair.
- Let's open it.
- No.
- What do you mean no?
That's the only way we can escape.
- That's what they want you to think.
I know a booby trap when I see one.
- It doesn't have breasts.
- And if we open that box
we'll be disqualified.
- Why?
- Because my beautiful baby brother,
the box isn't that box.
The box is this room,
and the key to escape is us.
- That's deep.
- [Kris] I have a plan, we can.
- No.
- Let's go over our clues.
We're in a box.
- We're the key.
- And lines are shapes.
- We're (censoring).
- Wait, lines, read between the lines.
- What are you talking about?
- That fireplace, what
shape is the fireplace?
- A square.
- A box.
- Exactly, and we're the key.
- Kourtney, go kick it.
- You're not doing it right.
- [Khloe] Oh my God!
- What was the answer to escape?
- [Announcer] The chair,
under the chair is a key,
and the key opens the box
that holds the password
for the door.
- I knew it.
- We did it!
Family!
- Tutoring is so watermelon.
- Whatever, the subject is biology.
- Oh the biology is in
the back of the book,
you need to start with the front.
- What?
- The table of contents, there you go.
- I think you're confused.
- Um, I'm not the one
reading a book backwards.
- I'm not reading it backwards.
- Not anymore, you're welcome.
- Look, I just need
help with this question.
- What is it?
- What are the stages of mitosis?
- (Snoring) Watermelon...
- [Khloe] Glow, Glow, Glow call center,
this is Khloe speaking, how may I?
- [Caller] I received my kit.
- Excuse me, I was in the
middle of doing my introduction.
- [Caller] Listen, I
just wanna address the,
- [Khloe] Glow, Glow, Glow call center,
this is Khloe speaking.
- You're seriously starting?
- Glow, Glow, Glow call.
- [Caller] Is this really necessary?
Interrupt me again, I dare you.
- [Caller] What?
- I (censoring) double dog
dare you bitch, interrupt me.
- Glow, Glow, Glow call center.
This is Khloe speaking, how may I?
Um...
What comes after that?
- [Caller] How may I help you?
- I don't need your help idiot,
I know how to do my job.
- [Caller] No, I was just.
- Oh, this is Khloe
speaking, how may help you?
- [Caller] Fine whatever, I need.
- Okay ma'am, I've been
nothing but polite to you.
- [Caller] You have not.
- If you're gonna have an attitude,
this conversation is over.
- I'm hanging up.
- [Kourtney] Wait, I
just wanted to apologize.
- Really?
- I heard you talking
and I know your hurt,
so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
- Do you mean it?
- No.
- Kim, have you seen my?
Ow, what the hell?
- Truth or dare.
- Dare.
- I dare you toss a piece of paper
at that Secret Service agent over there.
- Whatever.
- Kourtney, don't.
- Oh my God, she's gonna do it.
- That was easy.
- Wow, he didn't even do anything.
Let me try.
Whyyy
- We're doing ups and downs people.
Push it, let's go you geriatric bitches.
You call this a workout?
- Can't we do something slower?
- I will make you take a lap
Mildred, don't think I won't.
Hand stands, I want to see
some hand stands right now.
- How do you do a hand stand?
- It's simple.
Oh my God!
- Hi, are you feeling stressed?
I hope so.
- Kourtney.
- [Kourtney] Tell me all your problems.
Okay, shut up, you're annoying.
- Wow.
- Do you hear that?
Do you hear how annoying that sounds?
That's what I hear every
time you talk to me, stop.
- How is this soothing?
- There, do you feel better,
I feel better and that's all
that really matters, the end.
- Are you (censoring) kidding me?
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