I bet you've all heard great reasons why you should take the stairs.
Yeah, that's cool.
But have you ever heard the reasons NOT to take the stairs?
No?
Here's some of my favorite reasons not to take the stairs...
I like being confined in an 8 x 8 moving box, okay?
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You get to experience awkward silences with perfect strangers!
My chicken legs are already sexy.
I can't practice being perfectly still.
That didn't help.
I know that not everybody can take the stairs, or take the stairs every single time they go vertical.
So it's good that we have elevators.
But, if you can, and here's the shameless health plug... take the stairs. It's good for you.
I'm Paul and this has been CHTV. And we will see you next time.
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