- Hello Spy Ninjas!
- Chad's in trouble.
We're on our way to him right now.
I got his location right here.
He's somewhere up there, Melvin.
- Hurry, Daniel, I need your help.
It's an emergency.
- I'll go get help, I'll be back.
- [Chad] Get help.
Hurry, Daniel.
- They're right up ahead, let's go.
- There he is!
Chase 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em.
- [Melvin] Go Daniel, go!
- Over here.
- [Melvin] Hey, wait a second Daniel.
We're surrounded!
- Shoe, you all right?
- We got you stuck in our
trap, and I got the transloser,
and I'm gonna use it on all of you guys.
- Careful, that thing is really deadly,
it's really dangerous.
You don't wanna get
zapped with that thing.
- Chad!
Chad, what the heck man,
let's get out of here.
- Wait, wait.
It's not working no more,
I gotta charge it up again.
- You ready to battle?
- You don't look ready to battle, Chad!
What happened to you, man?
- I'm ready, let's do this, kee-ya!
- Where's his energy?
- Yeah, move out the
way, move out the way.
I got my boys here, ready to bow down.
You guys ready?
Come at me, Daniel.
Come at me, Melvin.
- Better get ready to
Battle Royale these hackers,
they look really angry.
This is some fine Kentucky
bluegrass right here,
but if we see what direction
the wind's blowing,
looks like it's going this
way about seven degrees west,
so that means if we...
Oh, I've never seen a tree.
- You guys, over here!
He's so boring!
- Chad's a joke.
Chad's a joke, yo.
No one said 715, that's
it, that's the stuff.
- Yeah this transloser
thing's working real good.
(they all laugh)
- Before we battle, make
sure your shoes are tied.
- Chad, what the heck,
they were tied perfectly.
- Gotta battle, Daniel.
- What the heck has gotten into Chad?
Did you hear that, Melvin?
That hacker has that
transloser we heard about!
I think it made Chad boring!
- Let's go, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, that's right, bow down boys.
- Bow down?
What am I, a church here?
- Aren't you're a little small?
- Yeah, yeah I'm chill bro.
I'm chill.
- Maybe you gotta shoot
from the sidelines.
- I'm on the front lines.
I'm not the sideline type.
- Oh, thanks Melvin.
What a gentleman.
- [Melvin] You gotta hold the camera,
'cause you know what time it is.
- Tell you what, I'll hold it.
I'm quite the cinematographer,
let me see this.
- Are you sure, Chad?
- There's no way he's
gonna help us out with
the Battle Royale.
- No way, Chad, you
gotta sit this one out.
You're gonna get injured!
- I'm ready to battle.
Hoot hoot!
This thing have a black and white setting?
That'd be really nostalgic, I think.
Noir film-making technique, you know.
- What is happening?
- The wild got sucked out of ya.
- Daniel, you know what time it is.
- Yes, I do.
- It's time to fight!
(Melvin grunts and makes fight noises)
- Okay, all right, let me do this, Daniel.
It's time to fight boy, you can do this!
Come on, get into it.
(Daniel makes fight noises)
Yeah, that's right!
When you mess with Daniel,
you get the Daniel Drone.
Woo!
Hey, hey, stop!
- Don't tell my mom, okay?
- Oh, what the heck?
(epic battle music and sound effects)
- He's just a little kid.
- I don't care, he's PZ Squire.
(thumping noise)
- Melvin here.
Oh, we're losing this fight so far.
- Yeah, I can tell.
- We gotta work together or something man,
we're split up, that doesn't work.
- Then we gotta play some Duos.
Yeah!
- Yeah, man!
(loud punching)
I don't know when to stop!
- [Chad] Don't stop, Daniel.
- Yes!
- You're doing great, Daniel!
- You are too, man.
Two down, two more to go.
That's halfway.
- You want a piece of me?
Well, you have to get
through these stun stars.
- Stun stars?
- What do we do, man?
- Yeah you gotta bow down.
(electrical fizzing)
- Melvin!
No, Melvin!
Shoot, oh man, what do I do?
Melvin's down.
But I can't hit a kid.
Oh, hey, PZ Squire.
- This star's for you, Danny Boy.
- No, you know what?
I'm gonna tell your mom
what you've been doing.
Sneaking out of the house
and getting into fights.
- I don't care, I don't listen to my mom.
I'm my own man, yeah.
- Your own man, huh?
Oh, well you know what?
I'm gonna tell Veronica
Qwan what you're up to!
- [Hacker Kid] Veronica Qwan?
- Get outta here, Squire!
- No, no, no, not her!
No, no, no, don't do that!
No!
- Melvin, Melvin are you okay man, get up!
Here you are.
- Oh, there's just one left.
- But he's the toughest one.
- Geez, what's taken you so long?
I've been waiting back here all day.
- Oh my gosh.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- It's Bully legend, Roy Buckley.
- No!
Melvin, why the heck would
I be thinking about that?
No.
We gotta do our special move, man.
The Battering Dan.
- Yes!
Watch out, Civil War Five.
- What the heck they doing?
I've never seen nothing like this.
- You're about to go down, 715.
Land in style.
Ha ha ha, nice moves.
- Nice one, Melvin.
- That's about all of them.
- That'll do it.
- What do you think about that, Chad?
- That was pretty thrilling, and exciting.
Daniel, your shoe's untied again.
Let me tie that up.
- We just had an awesome fight,
and you care about my shoes?
- Gotta be safe, Daniel, you know?
- We gotta bring him
back to the safe house
before more hackers show
up, come on, let's go.
- [Melvin] 715, you're trash.
- You are!
- Stop, this watch is really
too flashy for me, Melvin.
- Chad is only like a fraction,
he's only like a fraction
of his former self.
He used to be the most
exciting guy on YouTube.
- I am still exciting, I'm the
most exciting guy on YouTube.
- Why don't you start by telling us
what in the world happened to you?
- I was going through
the park with Perlita
and then 715 showed up
with this weird device,
it kinda looked like Daniel's transducer,
and he pointed it at me, it did nothing.
- Do you remember when we
went on that mission with 314?
We extracted that dossier from him.
- In the vanilla envelope.
There was this record
of some experiment that
the hackers had been working on.
It kinda looked like the transducer,
but it was called the transloser.
It said that the hackers
are trying to make it
so when you switch the
button or something--
- This bread has expired, Daniel.
- [Daniel] Their personality
and they become bored.
- It's like his personality
just got expired.
Maybe it's temporary,
maybe we can do something
to shock it out of him?
- [Daniel] Ooh yeah.
- We should slap some sense into him.
Like, possibly, literally.
- Wait, what are you talking about?
You're not saying what I
think you're saying are you?
- Yeah, something like
this (Melvin slaps Chad)
- Melvin that's not
cool (Chad slaps Melvin)
- Ouch!
- Daniel, why do you laugh
at him? (Chad slaps Daniel)
- Ow, hey! (Daniel slaps Chad)
- Hey Daniel, why do you laugh at Melvin?
(Chad slaps Melvin)
(Melvin slaps Daniel)
- What did I do, man?
(Daniel slaps Melvin)
- Hey, hey! (Chad slaps Daniel and Melvin)
You nincompoop (Chad slaps Daniel)
You too (Chad slaps Melvin)
- I don't like this weird Chad.
- It's the, it's kinda working.
Maybe we need to do
more exciting things to
get him back into it, huh?
- Okay guys, I need to change my clothes
because they're dripping in sweat.
I'll be right back.
- We sweat all the time in our clothes.
- Yeah, every day, it's
like no matter what we do,
we wear the same shirt.
We're in big trouble, Melvin.
- Yeah!
- He's not the Chad we know and love.
We gotta find a way to snap him out of it.
- Maybe we gotta put him
through a gauntlet or something
of things that he really likes or enjoys.
- Things that he can't possibly
be like "Oh that's cool."
He'll be like "Oh yeah that's awesome!"
- Like a Chad Gauntlet, or a Chauntlet.
Or a Chadllenge.
- Yeah, his favorite things
to get his personality back.
- Or Chad Wild Relay.
- Ah, yeah.
- Chad Extravaganza, or a Chavaganza.
A Chattle Royale.
Chad Circus.
Chircus.
A Chad Celebration.
Chadilation.
- Can we stop?
- Yeah, that's about it, I
think we're dry on those.
- Yeah, let's do, what?
- Oh my gosh, Daniel.
You won't believe this.
- What the heck?
What are those?
And these?
And this?
- This is how I feel, right now.
I feel comfortable.
Like, I live in my own skin in these.
I lay down on this carpet
and I just feel like
I match the carpet.
Good vibes.
- You've gone from Chad
Wild Clay to Chad Mild Clay.
- Being mild is sometimes
the right way to be.
I mean, you can't be wild all the time,
'cause if you're wild
all the time you burn
too many calories, you get thirsty,
then you gotta buy Dasani water.
This stuff's kinda expensive.
And you shouldn't be
drinking this, anyway.
Did you know that there's
Magnesium Sulfate in this, Daniel?
- [Melvin] Daniel!
- And there's salt in here,
so as you drink salt it
makes you more thirsty,
it makes you wanna buy more Dasani.
- Chad.
- Daniel, what is happening here?
- What the heck?
- The Magnesium Sulfate.
- No way Chad, it's just water.
Spy Ninja huddle.
- Man, the old Chad
drinks like, Mountain Dew
and eats all these Taco Bell things,
and he's complaining about water?
- Maybe we gotta remind him of like,
the good old days, you know?
- Something that gets him
really pumped and energetic.
That's what he's lacking right now.
- You know what he loves?
- What?
- You know what it's time for?
- What?
- It's time to bring
the band back together!
Hey Chad, what about we jam out?
- Play some rock 'n' roll?
(loud rock music)
- Are you guys down for some smooth jazz?
(smooth jazz music)
- We might as well try, right?
We play some good music, you
know he'll be in good spirits.
Maybe that's what we need.
- Yeah.
- Any kind of music.
- If he can just hold the
guitar in his hands again,
or sing, it'll all come back to him.
- Yeah, music is music.
- The band's back together, boys.
Boyee.
- This will definitely do the trick.
Here, Chad.
- My guitar, thank you.
I have to tune it first.
- It's probably good.
- It's probably good enough, Chad.
- Oop, a little sharp.
- What are we gonna do?
- Let's let him tune the guitar.
Once he starts playing those chords.
- Ooh that's worse.
- He'll be rockin' and rollin'.
Jumping up and down.
Okay, yes.
Let's make a little music video.
- Oh, about time.
- A one, two.
(sad guitar music)
- I'm totally confused.
- It's smooth jazz.
- What key is this in,
this makes no sense?
Too technical, just let the
rhythm flow through your veins.
- This is what the
technical musicians enjoy.
- I'm not as musically
inclined as you guys.
- Guitar solo.
(awkward guitar solo)
- That's not your style.
- Chad!
- Here's how it ends.
Just like it began.
- Chad, we'll show you.
Daniel, kick us off.
- One, two, one, two, three, go!
(calm rhythmic music)
- Oh, it's too loud!
- Just try to join in, Chad.
- I don't like heavy metal!
- It's not!
- It's not heavy metal.
- It hurts my ears.
It's too loud.
(sad solo guitar)
- Chad you're losing everybody's interest.
Including me and Melvin's.
- Maybe if the song had
some good lyrics, Daniel,
then you guys would like it better.
♪ April 15th is my favorite day ♪
♪ Because the taxes are done that day ♪
♪ Taxes aren't the most fun thing ♪
♪ But I'm really good at them ♪
♪ Schwing ♪
♪ I-R-S ♪
♪ You're the best ♪
♪ Because my tax refund goes west ♪
♪ 'cause they're in Washington D.C. ♪
♪ But you know me ♪
♪ I live in Las Vegas which
is closer to the sea ♪
♪ Of the Pacific Ocean ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪
- Okay, I've had it!
I know how to get Chad
back to his original self.
- That's my guitar, Melvin.
- It's mine now.
Stand back!
Stand back, Chad!
- Melvin, I've had that
guitar since I was a child.
Do not do anything hasty, okay?
- Hasty?
I thought he said crazy!
Show's over, folks!
- No, Melvin, no.
(heavy rock music)
No, no, no, Melvin.
(wood crunches)
Oh, you hit it.
- [Daniel] Melvin!
- You did not.
Oh, hey Daniel.
- I just witnessed
Melvin break your guitar.
- Oh, yeah.
I guess the band's over.
- [Daniel] That's it?
- He's still boring as heck!
- You don't care that Melvin
just smashed your guitar?
- Well I was thinking about
changing the strings anyway, so,
it's a good head start.
- You're not even mad?
- What?
Chad if someone did that
to me I'd be so mad.
- Just a little bit of Gorilla
Glue will fix this right up.
- I give up, what will it take?
What else do we gotta do?
- Uh, yeah!
Your lameness is really
rubbing off on us, Chad.
This is really how you feel right now?
- Hey listen to this.
It's Nine Inch Nails.
(strings clatter)
- [Daniel] Melvin, stop.
- Sounds more like nails on a chalk board.
We've tried everything else.
Let's just bang him upside of the head.
- No, no, there's gotta be more things
that Chad loves, right?
- B235, let's call Project
Zorgo up, let's bring it to him.
- No, no, no.
I know something that
Chad loves even more.
- Oh, I got a splinter.
- Taco Bell, Spider-Man, comic books.
That'll definitely bring
him back to normal.
- Do you have tweezers?
I have a wooden splinter.
- This is probably the
least of your issues, Chad.
Oh, I see it.
I'm surprised he didn't
mention Vy in all of that.
Love's true kiss could solve his issues.
- Yeah but I never heard him
like, talk about Vy a lot.
He talks about Spider-Man a
lot and Taco Bell a lot more.
- Let's go do that.
If smashing a guitar didn't work.
They always say the way to a man's heart
is through his mouth.
- No, that's through a
man's stomach, Melvin.
- But that's how you get to
the stomach is through the,
oh his lameness is rubbing off on me too!
- Don't blame me 'cause you
don't know the proper way
to tell a joke, Melvin.
Are we gonna leave that there?
We could probably recycle that.
- Bro.
- For this next task to
get Chad back to normal,
come over here, come over here,
got some of your favorite stuff.
I got a little surprise for Chad to
wake him up a little bit.
Hey, hey, Chad, come on.
Look at this, do you know what these are?
- This is the Spectacular
Spider-Man, issue number 37.
- At least you didn't forget anything.
Doesn't it make you excited though?
Spider-Man, right?
- Spider-Man, oh.
- Come on Chad, say it
with me, Spider-Man yeah!
- Spider-Man yeah.
- Spider-Man!
Come on!
- Cheese and rice.
Daniel, this isn't Spider-Man,
this is Planet of the Apes.
You ape.
It reminds me about how
much I like to be by myself
and read comic books for hours and hours.
- [Melvin] No, don't do that!
Daniel, do something.
- Ooh, I got it.
Check out my sleeve
Chad, I'll be right back.
- This part is hilarious.
Heat's up, web-head.
That's funny.
- Not really, and you're sure
not making it seem like it.
- Did anybody say Taco Bell?
- Ouch!
- We got your favorite Vitamin Twist.
The only person in the
world who enjoys those.
- I've never seen Chad
spit out food before.
- That's too spicy for me.
- [Melvin] He just spit
it out all over me.
- I got something else in here.
A triple chalupa!
- Gosh, get rid of that.
- Go, go, go, go.
Look at this huge queserito.
- It's a triple lupa.
Look.
- Whoa yeah, look at that, oh my gosh.
I've never seen that before,
it's like three chalupas in one!
What do you have to say about that?
- Bleurgh!
I hate tomatoes.
Are you trying to poison me, Daniel?
It's so spicy.
- Did we just witness Chad
spitting out Taco Bell?
- This is his favorite food
in the whole wide world.
And it's not making him excited?
Oh I got an idea.
You love your subscribers, right?
- Yeah, they're the best.
- What's more exciting than
getting even more subscribers?
Isn't that awesome?
You could be like the
number one most subscribed
YouTuber one day.
Do that subscriber shout out
you do when you're all like,
boom boom boom boom yeah.
- Okay, Spy Ninjas, if
you're a true Spy Ninja
like I know you are, take your phone.
You're probably watching it like this,
you turn it this way,
that makes the video turn into
like a small video up here.
- Daniel, take over!
No one's gonna subscribe
with that kind of energy.
- There's a little button right
here, it says 'subscribe',
it's probably red.
But if you click it, it turns gray,
and it says 'subscribed'.
Bring it closer.
This part's important.
And then there's a bell symbol.
You wanna make sure the bell
has a ringy-thingies on it.
Because then it notifies you
when we have a new video.
- We get the point.
Please Spy Ninjas,
subscribe for Chad's sake.
Help us get him back
to normal or something.
We need his personality
back, like, pronto.
Like, ASAP.
Like, right now.
- This isn't working, Melvin.
Just playing him an acoustic
guitar, or some fast food,
or reading out old comic books.
That's not as exciting as we need to be.
We gotta go crazy with this, okay?
We gotta go outside.
Do some extreme activities, all right?
Go to the park, even, right Chad?
- After we clean up.
- Let's head to the local park.
- That's what I said, yeah.
- [Melvin] Oh, okay.
- After we take some wet wipes
and we wipe down the counter,
and sterilize it, make sure
there's no germs or viruses.
Melvin, keep your camera equipment clean.
- Parkour!
- Let's do it.
Monkey see, monkey do.
- Parkour, yeah.
A dinosaur bone is slippery.
Hey look, it matches my pants pretty well.
I'm pretty stylish.
- [Daniel] Oh, Chad.
- I could probably take
a photo shoot right here.
No wonder I was having such trouble.
Shoe was untied.
- [Daniel] Chad, what the heck?
- I got this, I got this,
I got this, I got this.
- [Daniel] Oh gosh.
- Parkour.
Sorry Daniel.
- What are you doing?
That's my megaphone.
- Ah, where's the button?
- Boring Chad in a megaphone
is like multiplying by one.
- Hello?
Oh I put the batteries in wrong.
Here we go, hang on, I got this.
I got this Daniel, hang on.
Test test, no, that's wrong.
- You broke my megaphone!
- Oh, I get it, I get it.
- [Melvin] Is this real life?
(siren wails)
- Go Daniel.
- [Melvin] That's it?
- Go Daniel.
Parkour.
Yes.
(chilled drum music)
- Ooh, too scary.
Parkour!
(soft comedy music)
- [Daniel] There you go,
there you go, very good.
- Ah my shoe is untied.
- [Melvin] Oh really?
- Are you serious?
Parkour is hardcore.
- Parkour!
Parkour!
- [Daniel] Chad!
- My shoe's untied.
- [Daniel] Oh no, man.
- That's why I slipped.
Dinosaur bones are slippery.
Parkour!
- Parkour.
- What are we doing here, boys?
- 360 vault into a little
back roll double leg
off that chest into the bushes.
- 360 vault.
- 360 vault.
Back roll.
- Daniel, you're up.
- Parkour.
- Parkour, parkour.
Parkour.
My shoe fell off.
- [Melvin] I thought you just tied those!
- I did.
See what happens when
you don't tie your shoe?
You get a boo-boo.
I don't need shoes.
This is parkour.
You don't need shoes for parkour.
- You kinda do.
- Okay.
(slow comedy music)
Parkour!
Parkour.
You got this, Daniel.
- Whoa!
- Sorry, sorry Daniel.
- Oh my gosh, Chad.
(siren sounds)
- Parkour.
(loud clanging)
- [Daniel] Oh shoot!
Oh no, Chad?
- Parkour.
I think that's enough parkour for me,
I think we need too do something
a little less exciting,
maybe we should go fishing, Daniel.
Fishing is great sport,
it's very thrilling.
You take a worm, you put it on a hook,
you cast it into the water.
- He's into his monologue.
Get over here.
- My shoe's untied, that's why.
- We're at the end of our line.
Fishing line, very good.
- Can I come fishing too?
- Just give us a moment, Chad.
We tried everything in the book.
Maybe we should just Battle Royale him.
Give him a good little punch.
- Absolutely not, Melvin, come on.
- He almost fell on his nards.
Daniel, you might have
to hold this camera.
- Melvin, calm down, we gotta
undo what the transloser
did to him, okay?
- Chad's an absolute loser right now.
- Hey, that's not nice, Melvin.
Oh, the batteries, Melvin!
- You know how long it took
me to put those batteries in?
- You know how long it took
me to put these batteries in?
- Daniel, what are we gonna do?
- [Daniel] Oh my gosh.
- These are Amazon batteries, no wonder.
- We can figure out a way to
get Chad back to his awesome--
- These batteries were made in China.
- What does that have to do with anything?
So much of our products today
are actually manufactured in China.
What's happening?
I'm turning into a loser also.
- We gotta try other things,
what else does Chad like?
He likes fruit chopping, right?
- Well he love Vy.
I don't know why Vy
hasn't been able to help
Chad snap out of this.
- You're right.
It seems everything he
loves just doesn't work.
- Maybe we need to put him
through everything he hates.
Yeah, like cat fur.
- Hey Chad, let's get some.
Chad?
Uh oh.
- Chad?
Oh, the batteries!
- Oh my gosh.
- He took the batteries!
- Oh jeez, are you being serious?
He's gone?
Chad?
- No way!
- No, no, no, you weren't watching him?
- I thought you were watching him.
- Dude, this always happens!
Chad!
- You dunce!
- It was you!
- [Together] We lost Chad!
(dramatic theme music)
