Hey what's up everybody? This is Hutts and welcome back to another Afterbirth custom challenge
This challenge is called "The speed of snails" submitted by Pepe
We have Thunder Thighs,
our speed is at 0.25
we have both key pieces and we must
defeat Mega Satan
*Evil laughing*
By...
45 minutes
So that is our mission and...
I'm kinda thinking here
Are we strategizing? First of all we can stomp
tinted rocks for free, because of Stompy
which is like super nice
al right
ehm... we want mapping, mapping
woud be super cool which would require
us to get
some money
You know, these are both really
good things, Burned Penny
Are these the two payouts of TNT barrels?
I think that was. I'mma take Burned Penny here
because Burned Penny is ehm... pretty sweet
We have 25% chance of getting
a bomb whenever we pick up a penny
Alright!
So we're already feeling it, I'm not... i'm not quick
I'm not fast at all... and
that's gonna be that
It says picking up no... I can't pick up any
speed upgrades, but
I have Cheat Engine on right now and
I'm locked at 0.25 speed
so it seems like
Pheraps that would allow me to take
any item at all, as long
as does not mess with my speed , and it shouldn't
I don't think that should
So, since I didn't actually get a list of excluded items
I'm thinking that ehm....
With my speed locked in pheraps, you know
If I took an all stats upgrade and it  did not affect
my speed
should be just fine
So, I'm not sure... I don't know
I don't know how I feel about this, like
0.25 speed is, is like really painful of course but...
OH MY GOD
That might be all what we need to get
a little bit of  momentum here
to get a little bit of push forward.... I don't have the keys, so....
that's it, that's pretty pointless
to even think about tryna go into the shop
but the money is in the secret room...? No
YES
With my bombs back... YES
Oh but... no, there're still no keys... ok
Alright this is good, tho, this is good
because Guppy's Head could actually clear
some... Oh my God the money!
...could clear some people out pretty quicly
You know, I think it's 50% to get a bomb
and Wafer
Ow... pause the game, pause the game!
Do we want Wafer?
Wafer is like super good, but it does not
help me out with my damage at all
Ehm... I think we gotta go for something
different, some' little bit better here
A little bit more spicy
Flush is not gonna be that item either
YEAH
Aaaand I'm gonna go for the Polyphemus here
That's... ehm... Mega tears
That, once again, getting into the shop
and getting some sort of mapping could be
everything here
And depending on what boss this is
I'm gonna either save or use this Barkano
Larry Jr. I fell like we should just save it
for the next boss, because
extra flies and spiders, like I said, speeds
things up SIGNIFICANTLY!
OW OW OW owowow
Squeezy please, help me out here bruh
Help me out here bro
Feels pretty good
I have the Binding of Isaac Advanced
ehm...
Mod on right now
so, visually, everything is a little bit different
but I really like it
It's not fully fleshed out yet, it's only the first couple
of floors that are gonna be affected
....and I have three eyeballs
I've got Cyclop's eyeball and then
the snail's eyes from Squeezy
Oooh I'm a monstruosity
Just kill me... just kill me
Kill me!
I need some keys tho, seriously to get into
my shop and my item room
Not that I feel like we don't...
Like ehm.. we shouldn't need anything else really
from here on out, but... we gotta anyways
so who the fuck cares
That's a free teleport too, so
Like we gotta go freaking fast
Preayer Card... I'm not gonna save it
Nah
Guppy's Head here is
gonna give us extra speed
And a Golden Bomb... I SO don't need any more bombs
Do I skip shops and item rooms
if we find the boss room first?
Like that might be a smart play, but, damn
the moneysssss
We've so much moneyss
Oh thank God we ran into the shop...
AAAH fuck
The strongest play here, like I said
is getting mapping from the shop so that
we never have to miss an item
again
Oh THERE WE GO! Ok little bit
of mapping, that's perfect, now we
know where the shops are and the item rooms
so we can hand the right direction, hopefully
Cross your fingers
Let's do this! I'm excited
I think that we're getting everything
We might've just won and done this challenge
And I'm totally cool with that
that doesn't mean that it was ehm...
necessarely too easy
That just means that we're getting lucky
and... yaaarrr! You know, it's about time beacuse
a lot of these little challenges
I've been recording for like 5 hours straight
and then either, you know, gave up or
had to change something in order to even
complete the video for the day
Speaking of, what do you guys prefer? What do you guys
prefer? If there's a challenge that's taking me too long
and I'm gonna cut it short, no matter what
because ehm....
I have... you know, I have somewhat of a schedule to maintain
Would you guys rather I fail a challenge
and try it again? Or would you rather
me just change up the rules
to make a complete video
Bomb for Mr. Pin
Oh My God
Destruction... destruction on you!
And a deal with the Devil... Mom's Knife?
Polyphemus Mom's Knife?
we have to. We absolutely have to
You know what? I'm gonna get rid of my eternal heart here,
might be a bad play, but
this guy could give me something else
And...
That's... Is gonna be good. It's gonna be good!
It's gonna be real good
C'mon, give me something, baby!
Just not Bottle of Pills
Something, please!
Oh, that's a damage upgrade and I
will absolutely take that, and...
we'll pop the Barkano, we'll take our Moon
we'll take the knife, we'll take the damage upgrade,
Dark Matter, oh my Godness!
I'm liking that very much, so
let's go to the next floor... GO!
So like I said, you guys, I locked
my speed at 0.25, so no matter what
kinda stupid decision I make
it's not gonna hurt me
Like this...
20 damage right now! 20 damage right now!
Oh My Godness!
This is amazing, 20 damage Mom's Knife
nonetheless
And we can cheese the hell out of stuff
by using ehm...
This teleport card, if I like
walk in here, open that up
get the money
and then go...BOINK!
I missed a bomb, Oups
Just gotta be able to wield the Mom's Knife ehm...
properly, here, cause it takes a long time to charge up
with Polyphemus
But Holy Crap is it POWERFUL!
We should be able to essentially
one-shot everybody
and Mega Satan ain't gonna be a thing anymore
I suggest guys to try out this challenge yourself
And... find around that doesn' have Mom's Knife immediately
alright, that's not mapping
not mapping
but you know what, we should probably just take everything
that we can get
meaning Broken Stopwatch, probably pretty good for us
Oh, not to mention our flies
are doing 40 damage
So yeah... like...
Ok
Feeling pretty good 'bout now
Hutt's Luck, baby
This would be the appropriate time to spam "Hutt's Luck"
If you wouldn't mind, go ahead and do that NOW
WOOOOH
Are you even trying mate?
Are you even fucking trying?
Oh My God!
Yes! Lump of Coal, lay it on me daddy
Let's fucking go!
Caves 2?
Ok, Caves 2 at  7:50
We have 45 minutes, let's do in under 30!
Let's up the challenge!
That's what I wanna do, I wanna beat this so
fucking fast, that I challenge you guys
to do even better than that.
This room is sped out, by the way, which is not good for me
Not good for me, holy shit!
Everything's moving way too quicly
WOOOH! WOW wowowowow
D7 ehm...
No... reroll rewards
Could potentially break the game with the D7
Under 30 minutes, 0.25 speed... break...
challenge...? ...of doom? ...thing?
Double charge... or deeper pockets
Ehm... let's do double charge
beef up our fly count
before we go into the boss room
So, if I get this thing doubly charged
on this room
So I don't wast any of the flies, and then
I pop 'em both, it should be like
G fucking G for the boss room
We're getting pretty low on health
Pretty low in health here
Yeah. about to get even lower
But I'm not gonna NOT take Gimpy and Dark Bum
Are you kidding me?
Telepills, you're making my life a little bit more difficult here
An other Telepills, could that bring me even closer?
Could that bring me back?
I can almost take the other one... Let's take the health
here
And... there's no red hearts, so it doesn't really matter
Let's just walk back to the boss room and go...
10 minutes! Come on
Hurry up man! I could totally go try to hurt myself
in a Self-Sacrifice Room
and teleport down to the Dark Room
that could be the fastest way, somebody could do
this challenge. Mom's Knife, Polyphemus
handle Mega Satan
no matter what, but if I had
the health I could have absolutely done that, got down to the Dark Room
and then clear it from there
and I could have hope for some epic luck
from Gimpy to give me the health necessary
to pull that off, but...
Alright World Cart here, that's actually an extra-large floor
so...
Charge through baby!
Charge through
Dark Bum you know what to do
We don't even need the... the item room
to this point... like, this is just...
I shouldn't even do that, and I don't want that
I could just skip everything, bomb through rooms
and get there fastest I possibly can
and I'm... I'm tented to, but
man, it's just, it's so difficult
to leave behind item room
just thought the lifeblood of this entire game
You know?
Help is actually pretty good here
Oh my God
RUUUUN for IT
Like I said, extra-large floors?
Beautiful
Expecially when I have the right path
Can even do Boss Rush! We can even
possibly
do Boss Rush
Deal with the Devil... is a Guppy item
And a Little Brim'
I shall taketh this
becoming Guppy would be good for me
Let's just see what's in the
ehm... the Boss Rush
Dad's Love
The Blue Hourglass
Mom's Wig... oh Mom's Wig would be really good
Mom's Wig would be super good
Do you guys think that we can do this?
Fight... through this?
You guys are gonna demand it from me
So you know what...
I almost snuck through that unharmed, that would've been cool
We can do this. We can do this!
I've confidence in my abilities
Did you see that diagonal knife? Come on!
This is ridiculous, and I love it... I love every second
They are slowed too oh...
My Broken Stopwatch, I love ya
I love you fucking bastard!
You lovely little shit
Too slow!
Holy Shit ahahah
WOW
Gimpy... Oh my God! Gimpy
plus Dark Bum! Gimpy...
I totally forgot about the fact that Gimpy
drops half red heart sometimes when you kill an enemy
and then Dark Bum grabs those
and spits out soul hearts from it
Oh my God, it could not get better right now
Could not be a better combination
*music*
Oh my God! We did it
We killed it, and we got Continuum out of it
and lots and lots of health
I don't even have time for Dark Bum to pick up
the rest of the stuff, we gotta go!
We have to go, mate
Utero 1
I wanna fight Hush, and I wanna do all of this in under 30
Come on! Come on!
I ain't got time for this
I ain't got time... I don't... I can just
I can tank it, honestly
With Gimmpy-DarkBum
Does not even matter
I should use the Telepills for a Hail Mary to try to get
close to the boss
That could be ehm... a lucky move
you know?
Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
Move! Move!
Ah-Ah! Ah-Ah! Ah-Ah!
I just ruined my Polaroid invincibility
which is kinda bad for tanking it
maybe I shouldn't have taken that
Alright... Telepills
Hail Mary... Get closer to the boss fight
Mom fight
Right... right on schedule, guys!
We are right on schedule
Put my head in here...
And...
Oh my Gosh! I want both of them
I want both of 'em absolutely
I don't know how much health I've got tho
I think plenty
Hush fight
Alright can't take any of those
or I don't want to, one is a speed upgrade and
one is ehm... just not good
ehm... Oh...
I mean one free black heart I guess over Abel
'Cause Abel kinda sucks
Full Map!
Full map...
And I'm saving my moneys... ehm, I'm saving my keys rather
for The Chest
Alright Hush... Let's see what you got against this
Let's see what you got
The knife is VERY good against The Hush
extremely good
Oh my God! Did you see that shot
that wrapped completely around my face?
Ok, come on!
Within reason here, Hush...
And the Vessel's gonna offer me some
ehm... random shields here
every now and again, you'll see that
I have a Polaroid shield basically
It's one of the items those... that are only activated
when we have no red health... period
That's what makes us the Empty Vessel. Get it?
Here we go! Here we go! Shield's on! Shield's on!
SHIELDS ARE UP, CAPTAIN!
Right, nice, right when he goes down
that's perfect
What an asshole
Got him!
GOT HIIIIM
A free black heart there. Up to The Chest!
Up to the Cathedral, guys
Fucking speedrun
I can't remember the last time I beat the game this quickly
without ehm...
2.5 ehm... 0.25 speed rather...
With normal speed I don't complete the game this quickly
High Priestess is good, I appreciate it
I a-Priestess-ciate it  *laughs*
Holy Hell, you guys... Best
thing ever
I'm setting the record, I wanna see somebody beat it
What do we got?
Misterious Liquid, I'll take it
Ehm... Fight Mega Satan...?
Should we jump right in or should we take on the final boss?
No, let's just jump right in, guys, this is ehm...
no, that's totally acceptable
Let's just do it!
Let's just do it!
It did not say I have to fight Blue Bay, at all
It just said: "Mega satan must be killed" that's it
Mmm... Ah-ah!
*music*
Hey do you wanna get into the club?
You wanna get into the glory?
You wanna watch dad win?
Oh, Shi...eld me daddy
*music*
Tank! TANK!
*music*
Don't give a shit... Fight me!
I don't give a fuuuck
*music*
Tank City, this is it guys
Before 22 minutes, I cannot believe we took on Boss Rush,
We took on Hush, Mega Satan
TANK IT!
*music*
*laughs*
21?
23! 21:23, guys!
That is the official record
of the Speed of Snails Challenge
I will leave the link of the challenge down below in the description
We just won and done that. Feels amazing
Thank you guys so much for watching,
it's about time that I get a good victory here
Hutts' luck baby!
I will see you in the next one!
See you guys
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