I'm the master of all trades and the jack of none
In the arts and the sciences, I'm always number one
I made the tank and parachute, 
the chopper and diving suit
So why would I have trouble ruining this primitive brute?
Forget the Mona Lisa, this rap will be my masterpiece
So I’m dissecting you 
like you’re a study in anatomy
You’re not an inventor 
and you’re not a real MC
I bet you rhyme weaker than the entire Greek economy
Cease!
Dumber mental brother, 
there's no need to suffer
Or you’ll choke on rougher lines, 
it would be your Last Supper
Cause your talent is lackin’, your efforts are valiant
But at least you’ve had practice getting killed by Italians
The year is two-one-four BC, during the siege of Sicily
So sit down young Leonardo, let me tell you a story
I actually built my own inventions, 
and they stood the test of war
And they bathed in blood and gore, 
there was glory forevermore
There's a Roman fleet at the shore, 
and legions knocking down our doors
Fifty thousand poor soldiers broke against our walls
But as long as I stood tall, we simply could not fall
I used kinematics, science, and mathematics
Yeah it took a little practice, to turn 'em into tactics
But once I cracked it, like magic, I attacked
Subtractin’ Romans so fast, they had no time to react
When I smashed their puny ships 
with the power of math
Did you decree to me that you were born in Sicily?
But you're Greek, see, and yet that’s now all Italy
Because Rome did breach it all, your city did fall
And they did end every man 
who dared defend your walls
You call yourself an inventor, 
you think that you’re the best?
I’ll skewer that delusion 
like that sword went through your chest
Tell me Archimedes, where the heck is your legacy?
Your greatest discovery was that water is heavy!
You’re lyrically pitiful, your death ray was mythical
So every bit of your rhetoric is totally hypocritical
Neither your rhymes nor your ray 
could set anything on fire
The Mythbusters proved you a liar, aim for higher
You think that you’re some sort of genius inventor
But all I can see is a self-centered pretender
With an intellect tenderer 
than the corpses he dismembers
Your guns don't shoot, your helicopters don't work
And your tank only rolls if you ignore the laws of torque
Graph all the girlfriends 
you’ve ever gotten in your life hun
Over-estimate with a Riemann Sum, 
and the answer's still none
Do you still think you want to go to war with me?
The guy whose machines brought Rome to its knees?
I bring the heat like my death ray, 
spray rhymes like my trebuchets
And flatten any man who stands in my way
I’ve dined with fine kings, 
and learned and invented things
Just look at the bling rhymes that I sling and I fling
So what if you’ve got your wedding ring?
Psych!
Get a life!
Cause you didn’t have 
talent, kids, or a wife!
And it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why
It’s no surprise that no pictures of you even survive
For your lore is obscure and you’re more than a bore
I’m the forefather of paleontology but this find I’ll ignore
Your form I inspected
No intellect was detected
I’m a respected architect
You’re just an old insect
All of this is as expected, from a man worse 'n infected
Ugly bodies dissected, that my own hand directed
Careful there Leo are you calling me a liar?
Every line that I spit is pure Greek fire.
I’m the father of fluid dynamics, I got that smooth flow
People only know you from your Ninja Turtle show
There's no way our intellects can ever be compared
Without the scientific notation that I pioneered
In both the mind and body, you're far weaker than me
I'm Ancient Greek Iron Man, you're a Renaissance hippy
Pacifist, vegetarian, and all around sissy!
You’re not even smart, and you’re not a real man
So let me put this in a language 
even you would understand
You. Not ever. Beat me
So Archimedes nuts and arrivederci
