all my minecraft files are titled mincecarpet-
not the hive-
i would spend hours in farm hunt, that was always my favorite
i c e
s k y b l o c k
someones name was dotcom
excitement over pigs-
trying to figure out the game be like-
get yeeted
*looks at name* lAfFaYeTtE
oh that rhymes-
percentages
*reads the slimeball*
says while getting killed
i-oh
*does what everyone else is doing because i have no idea what im doing*
*trying silence*
yay
i am the hoe
*momentary confusion*
*doesnt realize i can till mycelium*
the one thing im good at: s t a b
haha insulting people is fun
these are wonderful noises
yay
oh... o h
h a h -
n o  p e
without what?
y o u w e r e s a y i n g ?
*sounds of distress*
that cat squeak was timed perfectly-
n o p e
:D
what were you trying to achieve-
haHA-
ah, the g l i t c h e s
the floor likes me
h e l p
bitch you thought-
w h o o p s
y u p -
b o o t y h u n t e r s
haha im immature-
oh boy-
*realizes what this is*
when do you ever-
aaaAAAAHHHH that noise-
very threatening
pIGs-
hey little mamma lemme whisper in your ear-
yEET-
):
o h b o y -
o h -
*reads username*
you couldve just asked me for my wig instead of taking it like that-
*distressed noises*
*spots __sers__*
guy from last round-
