Hardik... Tch
Hardik jaldi utho, interview ka time hogaya hai
Jaldi utho!
Jaldi!
Aaj interview hai...
*dramatic music plays*
*struggles*
Saala... Dhona tak aata nai hai
Job karne chale aaye!
Rakh idhar!
Arré Hardik idhar aa
Yeh kya ghadi pehen rakhi hai!?
Bache nahi ho tum ab!
Aapki ghadi dijiye
*grumbling* Dadaji ki hai
Yaad rakh!
Tch
Drawer mein se na Papa ki Parker pen lele
Oye yaar woh meri signature wali pen hai!
Aur yeh belt kya pehen rakhi hai tumne??
Badal do isko abhi
Bohot kar liya fashion washion college mein
Aapki belt dijiye
Belt bhi maang rahe hai... Hmph!
Aur na aaj business wali bag le jaa
Acchi impression padegi!
*aggressively empties bag*
Idhar... Khoon choos le!
Aur Papa ke na black formal shoes pehen ke jaana
Bohot accha dikhega!
LE!!!
Aur Mummy woh... Formal socks...
LE!!!
Thank you, Papa!
9 baje pouchna tha, main late ho raha hoon
Main nikalta hoon haan
Sambhal kar jaana, haan?
Aur tension mat lena
Chalo...
Haan beta...
Kacche bhi le jao!
Ya meri... Asthma ki pump? Heh!?
Ya meri...
Gurda bhi le jao, ha!?
Sab tera he toh hai!
Le jaa!
Tera pehela interview hai?
Freshers ka interview chipka diya yaar boss ne
Yaar ghatiya office hai!
Batao mein nicche chai ki tapri dhund raha tha yahan par dekho coffee machine bhi hai
Free ki coffee kya de di, kharid liya?
Yeh laptop mein ek din nadi mein phek dunga
Tereko pata hai yeh log laptop dete hai? Ghar bhi le jaane dete hai
Goldfish paali thi...
Marr gayi!
Kabhi ghar bhi jaane nahi dete time pe yeh log!
*sobs loudly*
Saal mein ek baar onsite bhi hota hai
Matheran
Pichli baar Matheran le gaye onsite pe?
Bandar mera DSLR leke bhaag gaya
Jo mere saath hua na
Main inke saath nahi hone dunga!
Aisa rulaunga yeh khud he bhaag jaayenge!
Meri dream company hai, yaar
Main toh yehi job chhata hoon, bhai
Naye lagte ho
Purane lagte ho
Kaaaafi
Yahan pe appraisal ho jata hai time pe?
Sabka nahi hota hai, Laxman
Toh manage kaise karte ho phir?
Trading...
Upstox pe!
Salary toh sirf ghar chalta hai
Aish karni hai life mein toh investment hoti rehni chaiye
Ratan Tata... Pasand hai?
Abhi ghar pe quiz khel raha tha online
'Which Businessman Are You?'
Ratan Tata!
Wohi banna hai
Unhi ka backed hai!
Reliable, aur sabse smartest solutions for investment
Ek million se bhi jyada downloads
Tu bhi kar le!
Teen saal mein Bali, paanch saal mein Europe...
Jaana hai ki nahi?
Bali!?
Europe!?
Main toh Matheran suna tha?
Andhar salary discussion hogi na
Sab reality check milega
Link bhej rahi hoon
Chup chap register kar le
Basic details aur pan card, bas!
Account tera offer letter aane ke pehle khul jayega
Phir kya?
Sapno ke udaan...
*distinct voice* Mr Hardik Shah?
Meeting room no. 5
Baachpan ka sapna tha aise kursi par round maarke
Kisi ki file uthaana
Pura hogaya!
Happy Morning, Sir... I mean Good Day
Not the biscuit
*sternly* Good Morning
Have a seat
So... Tell me something about yourself
Sir, myself Hardik Shah. I just completed my BCom with 60%
And I'm... sincere, dedicated, hardworking
And would like to work in your prestigious company Sir
Yahan toh 59.37 likha hua hai?
Sir woh round-off...
59 he toh hoga na?
You're supposed to be good with numbers
I thought you're here for an account's job?
Yes, sir
10th mein 95, BCom mein 59?
Tumhara graph toh Rishabh Pant ke jaise *whistles*
Girta he jaa raha hai?
Dekh padhai toh teri average hai
Tu apni strengths bata
Sir, I love cricket. I also love music
I won lemon spoon race in 5th standard and
Recitation competition in 7th standard
Oh! And also, collected 532 for HelpAge India
For coronavirus, Sir
Oh! Wah!
Rangoli banani aati hai tujhe?
Haan, bana leta hoon, Sir
Nahi, HR ko na woh Diwali functions ke liye rangoli bananewalon ki badi zarurat hain
Ya toh main soch raha hoon personally tuje mujra karne ke liye hire kar deta hoon
Aata hai?
Chal, apni teen weakness bata de
Sir, I can't think of any
Kya baat kar raha hai!
Abbey teri paanch toh main he ginva deta hoon
Yeh kya fashion sense hai?
Ek moza brown hai dusra black?
Kidney lega...
Ya pump?
Tell me about this internship with Kantilal Shah & Associates
Jao clients ke liye chai le aao
Suno, che printouts le aana
Jao meri stapler dhundo!
Mere aur Rosy madam ke liye
Iced tea
Freshly squeezed
ABHI!
Yeh toh punch hai! Stapler kahan hai!?
I handled corporate client there and also put paperwork through administrative bureaucracy
That helps in finalisation of accounts
Oh wah
Sunn yahan par kuch likha hai kya?
Nahi, Sir
Nahi yahan pe kuch toh likha hoga na
Kyunki ya toh main gandha hoon ya toh tu gadha hai?
Toh tuhe bata de mujhe tu gadha hai ya main gadha hoon?
Take your time but I need an answer
Main gadha hoon, Sir
Toh phir main kyun karu tujhe hire?
I don't think you're fit for this job, Hardik
Sir, sir, sir... Give me once chance, Sir
I will work hard, Sir
I will show you, I will... Please
Fine
Maan lete hai ek second ke liye de diya tujhe tera chance
Where do you see yourself in 5 years, Hardik?
Sunn bey
Upstox ka link bheja hai tereko
Register kar le
Benefit milega
Bhuliyo mat warna teri rating kam kar dunga
Jaa kahan raha hai tu?
Arré woh freshers ka interview chipka diya hai, yaar
Kya ghatiya office hai!
