- This dog is coming home with me.
- (squealing)
- DO IT! 
(shocked laughter)
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Welcome, all, to the fourth FBE
"try not to touch" challenge.
- (both) Oh!
- Okay, explain
some of this over here.
- (man) I'm Kyle.
- (woman) And I'm Mary.
- (Kyle) And we are
your hosts for this afternoon.
Today's show will feature 
some of the finest canines
in FBE history.
- This is the hardest thing 
in the world for me!
- As in dogs?
- (Kyle) Let's review the rules.
To win this challenge,
you cannot touch or physically interact
with any animal in any way.
- (Mary) For every pup 
you do deem worthy of petting,
you'll have to complete
a canine-related punishment
at the end of our program.
- (Kyle) Uh-oh!
- No way!
What, do we have to eat
dog food or something?
- (Kyle) Of course,
these aren't just your average
canine companions, are they, Mary?
- (Mary) No, Kyle!
They are not.
Each and every dog in this 
competition is a "pawsplayer".
- I don't know what--
oh, wait!
I know what that is.
Oh, wow!
- I don't know what that means.
- I love it!
I got it.
It's a stupid pun.
- (Kyle) Would you like to explain
"pawsplay" to our audience members
who might not know what it is.
I know what it is,
but they might not know
what it is, you know?
- (Mary) It's dogs 
dressed up in costumes, Kyle!
- Oh, no!
That's so much cuter!
The costumes and the dogs
is the most--
it's gonna be very upsetting.
- I want to see some superhero action.
That would be good.
- Yeah!
- I just want to meet Wonder Woman.
- Oh!
- There has to be a Wonder Woman dog.
- I hope so.
- I know!
Or Batman.
- I pet ugly dogs, so...
it's gonna be hard.
- There's no such thing
as an ugly dog.
The ugly dogs are still cute.
- (Kyle) First on the stage
is the incomparable Wonder Woofman!
(corny laugh) Like "Wonder Woman."
I got it, Mary!
- Oh, my god! Stop it.
- God. 
- I'm just gonna pet it.
I'm gonna pet it. 
- Diana!
What are you doing here?
(buzzer)
- Get this picture.
- (Ashly) What a good girl!
- (Mary) So what do you think?
Can you avoid petting--
Awww!
- (giggling)
- She flew!
- (giggling) Awww.
Maybe she needs to be itched.
- Just a little bit.
- (cooing)
- YAY! 
- Awww.
- She's cute.
(buzzer)
- Hi! 
- What's up, doggie?
- Oh, I want to pet him so bad!
This is so hard.
- You might as well.
- Hi!
- Okay, we both lost.
You can go to Jordan.
- Yeah. Oh, hi! 
- (Labib) Hello.
- Hi, what a cutie!
(buzzer)
- I'm just gonna 
have a Reiki moment...
- I closed my eyes.
- ...around little Wonder Woman.
I'm gonna freak!
Oh, my god!
I can't take it.
- This dog is coming home with me
in case anyone was wondering.
- (Rna) So soft!
- We're gonna go save the world!
- (both laughing)
(buzzer)
- (Mary) Next to the stage, we have
the frightening Freddy Kruegrrr.
- (Kyle) Uh-oh!
- (Mary) Who is often seen
being taken for long walks
down Elm Street.
- (Kyle laughs)
- His feet! His feet!
- Can you sit? Nope.
- He's like, nah, I want
that hat on.
- (Daniel) You're so cute though!
(normally) It's so
easy to put on and off.
Domo? Domo?
(buzzer)
- Oh, my-- oh!
- It kind of was on his face.
Oh, my goodness, bro!
- Oh, don't fall, baby.
(buzzer)
- I just want to scratch his butt!
Hello!
- (Jair) Domo's
in his kill mode right now.
- He's not feeling it.
- He's like, no, no thank you.
They got me in this costume.
(buzzer)
- Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Stop looking at me. (gasping)
- (Kendelle) Oh, my god. 
- (Trudi) Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
He's not terrifying at all.
I know. Go ahead, Kendelle.
You can do it.
Hi, baby! 
Look at him!
(buzzer)
- Is it better now
that you're not wearing the hat?
Is that better?
- There we go.
I got him to sit.
- Oh, my god!
- His little face.
Yeah, we're not good at this.
- I'm really gonna try
not to touch this one.
It's so hard.
They're very tantalizing.
- (Kyle) Today's third competitor
is from a galaxy "fur, fur away."
Meet Chewbarka!
- (laughing)
- Oh, my god!
You're so pretty! 
- Hello!
(buzzer)
- Oh, my god! It is!
Hi! Look at this beauty!
- (both cooing)
(buzzer)
- Oh, dude!
- (Mary) Can you resist?
- No!
- (overlapping speech)
- Aaah! Oh, I touched him.
Whatever.
(buzzer)
- We got the same hair!
His butt's in my face. 
I can't not touch him.
- Come here!
(speaking baby-talk)
(buzzer)
- It's very method.
- (gasping)
- Oh, my god.
Don't let me look at its eyes.
(buzzer)
- He's got a little hood!
- Oh, my god.
It's weird having fur on the fur.
That's really strange.
- It's a good day when
you get to pet dogs.
- I have to go to work after this
and I don't care.
- We've lost every single one so far.
It's crazy.
- Yeah.
Should we try it next time?
- (Mary) Fourth in today's competition
is The Little Furmaid.
- (Jordan) Oh, my god! Hi! 
Let me see your face.
Awww, hi!
- ♪ Under the sea ♪
(buzzer)
- You guys! 
This is ridiculous!
- Oh, she's a--
- (cooing)
Awww!
(buzzer)
- Hello!
- Beautiful!
She just wants to be
where the people are.
- She's like, no,
where's my person?
(buzzer)
- (Mary) Do you want 
to help her put her wig back own?
- I do but I'm not gonna do it.
- I'm gonna do it.
- Oh! 
(buzzer)
- Ariel, just sit. It's okay.
- Oh, my god.
- It's okay.
- Oh, my god.
Don't even look at me. (gasping)
- ♪ Up where they walk ♪
- Stop!
I don't know. 
Oh, she's so scared.
- (Kyle) Fifth to the stage,
this pooch will go
to infinity and beyond 
for more than just a treat.
Meet Fuzz Lightyear!
- Oh, wow! 
I'm already--
- (Trudi) Oh, my god. Hi! Hi!
(buzzer)
- Oh, my--
- He looks like a human.
- (Mary) What are you--?
No! No!
- Good boy. Good boy.
- I'm not gonna do it.
(buzzer)
- Is he part chow?
- Oh, my god!
Hi, bud!
(buzzer)
- Hi!
- Hello. Hello.
- Oh, my god. The hat.
(gasping)
The ears are through the--
oh, my god.
- (shrieking)
- Let's go!
Oh, I'm trying not to touch.
I'm trying not to touch.
- Hi! Oh, my god.
(speaking baby-talk)
(shrieking) 
(buzzer)
- Oh. Oh. 
Buzz is bitchslapping you.
- There's a select few dogs
that I absolutely just break for.
One of my old friends
has a golden doodle named Wally,
and I would break for him.
He's really cute.
- Golden doodles are cute.
- (Mary) Finally, we have 
the hero you deserve
and the hero you need right now:
The Bark Knight,
Dogtham City's finest!
- (Kyle) "Dogtham" is like "Gotham,"
but with a "Dog" in it.
- (Mary) It sure is, Kyle.
- (Kyle) Fantastic.
- Yes!
- Oh, my god!
- I knew it was Batman themed
as soon as she said that.
Hello!
- She's Batman.
Hi, Mika!
Hi, Batman!
- You're okay. 
You're okay.
- Hi! 
(buzzer)
- You're so cute! (giggling)
Oh, my god!
- (Mary) Oh, Ashly, 
he wants your pets.
- Okay, I can't not pet you.
You're so cute!
I'm about to cry.
Oh, my gosh.
You'e so big and fluffy.
(buzzer)
- Hi! Oh, no.
That's the part. (gasping)
(buzzer)
- (speaking baby-talk)
Yes, you do.
Oh, my gosh.
I can't not.
(buzzer)
- (Mary) This is The Bark Knight.
- The Bark Knight!
- We don't even try not to touch.
We just go straight at it.
- This is just amazing.
(buzzer)
- Best challenge ever.
- I want to pet them all now.
- (Mary) Well, Kyle, we don't have
any winners today.
Are you surprised? 
- (Kyle) I'm very surprised.
I thought they were all
going to win because this is
such a fun day!
- Oh, my god.
Who could win this?
- I forgot there was a reward.
- What kind of cold-hearted snake
would win this competition?
- (FBE) Well, if you would have won,
this is what you would have gotten,
but you didn't!
We have a lovely plate 
of human cookies
decorated to look like dog biscuits.
- We're gonna have to eat 
an actual dog biscuit, aren't we?
- Dang, those look
actually really good.
- They look really good
but I feel like I gained more
enjoyment from petting the dogs.
- I'm watching my carbs anyway.
Thank you!
- (Kyle) For every pupper
you petted, you'll get a spray
in the face and a smack
on the nose.
Uh-oh.
- What?!
- Whoa, kind of punishment is this?
- WHAT?!
- How's your makeup looking today?
- (laughing) Oh, I gotta put on more!
- Hey, me too.
- I'm gonna mist you. 
- I'm gonna give you a little--
- We're gonna Urban Decay it.
Oof, okay.
- Okay! Well, this makes me
think twice about
how I train my dogs from now on.
Ready?
- Yeah.
- Come here, bad girl.
- (feigned sobbing)
- One... (giggling)
- Ready?
- Yeah.
(shrieking)
- Here we go.
- Oh, okay.
- (giggling) Five, let's do it.
- One, two, three, four, five.
- Ooh! Ooh, it's like it's raining.
- Look--
- (giggling)
- Fine. I'm fine.
I deserve it. I deserve it.
(laughing)
- Shh! Shh!
- (giggling) Yeah, I deserved that.
- Stop talking.
(giggling)
- Close your eyes.
Are you ready?
- Yeah. 
- Oh, my god!
- (giggling) I'm being
strategic.
- Get me in the face!
I got you in the face.
- It's okay, I've 
got strong shoulders.
- (giggling)
- One, two--
- Oh, the head? Okay.
- Ready? Bad dog!
And... I want to make sure
I don't hit the--
- I don't know if mine's
on stream or spray.
- Oh, don't! Just--
- Uh...
- DO IT! (giggling)
It's definitely steam.
- (whimpering) That was my ear!
- (Mary) And then give her a smack.
- Uh... oh! (giggling)
- You got me in the eye.
See, I treat dogs
how I want to be treated,
and I don't like 
getting squirted in the face.
- Yeah, I feel bad for the ones
that didn't get
a little rub on the belly.
- Uh-huh!
- You know what I'm saying?
- Wonder Woofman.
- Wonder Woofman.
We kind of abused her.
- Yeah.
- She can take it.
She's from the Amazon.
Whatever. She doesn't care.
- Thanks for watching us 
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on the React channel.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- Bye!
- Hey, React person, Mary here.
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