Hello!
Am I speaking to the god-child of Yogi Narendra Shah and the great actor- Arnab Goswami?
I am your and Kangana Ranaut’s big fan Veena aunty!
Brother, you are marvelous in the character of a journalist at 9 pm every day!
I have become your biggest fan!
Naseeruddin Shah and Nawazuddin Siddiqui are nothing in front of you
I remember you recently portrayed the character of a drug addict-
Give me drugs! Give me drugs! Give me drugs!
I placed a black mark on my TV To remove the effect of evil from you
You should be cautious from now on
Drug peddlers of Mumbai can line up in front of your studio
They will think you actually take drugs!
Now you should do partnership with me and invite me to the Republic TV studio
We siblings would rock the nation!
On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday- 
I will become the newsreader of WhatsApp University
And will also sing songs of glory for Narendra Modi
Wait, I’ll give you a demonstration
Jai Shree Narendra, Jai Shree Modi
You can scream all you want on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
and attack Congress, Rahul Gandhi, Thackrey etc
You should also invite your best actor friend Sambit Patra and backbite with him
On Sunday we will do collaboration to grill Rhea Chakraborty!
We will torcher her so much that even if aliens come to earth to investigate
they will also cry seeing your dedication!
Yes, really!
Now I am going to collect all the material,
till then you can begin rehearsal for you next scene
Please wait for me, I am just coming
Okay Bye!
