LOUIS CK: Like one time I was standing on a street corner 
and I was eating a peach. 
And this guy starts waving at me from across the street. 
And what do you do when someone waves at you? You just wave back. 
You're arm just shoots up there. 
And I had a peach. So I'm waving the peach at the guy.
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And then I realize that he's not waving at me.
	
I don't even know the fuckin' guy. 
He's waving at a guy behind me. 
So I'm just wavin' a peach, 
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at nobody. 
People are lookin' at me. 
I didn't wanna stop wavin','cause I, I would be admitting that I fucked up, you know? 
I just kept wavin' 
it. I just started going, look at my peach! 
I have a peach! Look at it!
	
Then people were afraid of me. 
That's respect.
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