>> THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "KEEPING
UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS" SUNDAY
AT 9:00 ON E.
THAT CLIP IS INCREDIBLE.
CONGRADULATIONS FOR A 15th
SEASON OF THE SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> James: 15 SEASONS.
>> ISN'T THAT WILD.
James: 15 SEASONS.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON,
BEN.
>> SEASON 12, EPISODE 3.
EVERYONE WENT TO DIFFERENT
BATHROOMS AND FACETIMED EACH
OTHER ABOUT GOING TO THE
BATHROOM.
MY FAVORITE EPISODE.
>> ALRIGHT, GUYS.
James: IN THAT CLIP COURTNEY
AND KIM ARE FIGHTING ABOUT THE
ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CARDS PHOTO
SHOOT.
>> BRUTAL.
BRUTAL.
>> THEY WERE PLAYING DIRTY.
FIGHTING DIRTY THAT DAY.
THE NEXT DAY YOU KNOW WE CAME
HERE TO SHOOT YOUR SHOW.
KIM WAS ON THE COUCH WITH YOU.
SHE WAS SO UPSET.
YOU SAID, HI, HOW ARE YOU, KIM.
SHE SAID I'M SO UPSET WITH MY
SISTERS.
REALLY, WE'RE STILL DOING THIS.
YOU'RE LISTENING LIKE WHAT THE
[BEEP] IS GOING ON.
>> James: YES, I WAS JUST BEING
POLITE.
>> THIS SUNDAY IS JAMES ON THE
COUCH WITH KIM.
>> James: ON THE SHOW SUNDAY.
>> YES.
James: SHUT UP.
>> YES.
James: YOU'RE SERIOUS.
THAT'S IT.
>> THAT'S IT.
James: I DID IT.
>> IT GOT SO HEATED FOR A
MINUTE.
>> James: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
IN THE ARGUMENT?
>> DO I HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING.
JUST CHECKING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE -- A MOTHER
NEVER WANTS TO TAKE SIDES.
>> BUT HERE WE GO.
>> YOU ASKED.
YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I WAS TRYING
TO, IT WAS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
I WAS TRYING TO CALM EVERYONE
DOWN.
WELL, OKAY FOR FIVE MINUTES I
WOULD SAY, COURTNEY, MAYBE YOU
DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE WRONG
WAY.
KIM, YOU TRY TO TALK TO BOTH
SIDES.
I'M THE NEGOTIATOR.
I'M TRYING TO NEGOTIATE.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT'S A
CHRISTMAS CARD SHOOT.
WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE SINGING
JINGLE BELLS OR SOMETHING.
THAT WASN'T THE WAY --
>> James: YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS
ARE LEGENDARY.
BEN, ANY THOUGHTS ON THE THEME
THIS YEAR.
>> FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
>> CAN I BE HONEST.
>> SURE.
>> THINK OUT OF THE BOX.
DO A HANUKKAH THEMED CHRISTMAS
CARD.
EVERYONE DRESSED UP LIKE TH *
FAVORITE MEL BROOKS CHARACTER.
[LAUGHING]
>> PICK YOUR FAVORITE MEL BROOKS
MOVIE.
EVERYONE HOLD A HALF A POUND OF
LOX AND ENJOY HANUKKAH.
>> James: HOW FAR OUT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CARD.
>> NOW.
James: ARE YOU HAVING
DISCUSSIONS.
>> YES I'M HALF WAY DONE WITH
THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
NINE GRAND KIDS.
THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> James: THEY MAY CHANGE WHAT
THEY LIKE BY CHRISTMAS.
>> IF THEY DON'T GIVE ME A LIST
THEY'RE OUT OF LUCK.
>> IF ANYONE GIVES YOU A LIST DO
YOU SHOP FOR THEM.
>> GIVE ME YOUR LIST.
I WILL BUY YOUR A PRESENT.
>> THANK YOU.
James: KRIS, YOU HAVE THIS
STATUS AS THE QUEEN OF REALITY
TV.
YOU MUST GET PEOPLE UP TO YOU
PITCHING I'D.
>>>S FOR SHOWS.
>> YES.
James: WHAT ARE THE WORST
THINGS YOU HEARD.
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE PITCH IDEAS
FOR YOU.
>> EVERYONE HAS WHAT THEY THINK
IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A SHOW.
REALLY ANNOYING.
ONE PERSON WANTED TO DO A SHOW
ABOUT FISHING.
LIKE, YOU KNOW -- HUNTING.
THEN LIKE, WE DON'T FISH AND
HUNT.
THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT ALWAYS NEVER MAKES SENSE.
>> James: BEN IS A EMMY AWARD
WINNING WRITER.
>> THANK YOU.
James: I HAVE REGGIE HERE,
I'M HERE.
>> HI, REGGIE.
James: WHAT IF WE PITCHED YOU
REALITY SHOWS NOW.
YOU ED SAID WE'RE IN OR OUT.
THEN WE SPLIT IT DOWN THE
MIDDLE.
TOMORROW MORNING WE MARCH INTO
E.
>> SPLIT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE?
>> THREE WAYS.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> NO.
James: FOUR WAYS.
>> 70/30.
>> 70/30?
>> OKAY.
James: IF WE GET TON THE AIR,
FINE.
>> I'M FINE.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE.
WHAT ABOUT A SHOW THAT COMBINES
BOTH HUNTING AND FISHING.
>> James: YES.
>> I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT BY
THEMSELVES.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GUY ABOUT 36
YEARS OLD.
RIGHT.
HE'S HUNTING AND FISHING AT THE
SAME TIME BUT NEVER STKUPB IT
BEFORE IN HIS LIFE.
>> James: YES.
>> YES.
James: YOU LIKE THAT.
>> NO.
James: WHAT ABOUT THIS.
A SHOW CALLED THE OTHER OPRAH.
WE FIND, WE FIND A LADY CALLED
OPRAH.
>> HUH-UH.
James: SEE WHAT SHE'S UP TO.
[LAUGHING]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE NAMED
OPRAH?
>> James: WE WILL FIND ONE.
>> WILL OPRAH BE PART OF THE
SHOW?
>> James: NO.
IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT THE OTHER
OPRAH.
>> IF YOU LIKE THAT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE MY IDEA CALLED
THE OTHER STEDMAN.
WE FIND A GENTLEMAN NAMED
STEDMAN.
NOT THE STEDMAN.
>> James: YA THEY RUN BACK TO
BACK, DOUBLE HOUR.
REGGIE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
>> CHEESE AND HAMSTERS
TAOEUFPLTZ SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE WHO
LOVE CHEESE BUT THEY FIGURE OUT
NEW CREATIVE WAYS TO EMBELLISH
THE FLAVORS.
>> James: YOU LIKE THAT.
>> MAYBE NOT THAT ONE.
>> THAT'S A PASS ON YOUR CHEESE.
James: WHAT ABOUT JUST FOR
THE KARDASHIANS.
WE HAVE A SHOW CALLED THE SALAD
HOUR.
SO, IT'S JUST THE GIRLS FOR A
WHOLE HOUR MAKING SALADS AND
TALKING ABOUT SALADS.
WE CUT EVERYTHING ELSE OUT THE
SHOW.
WE DO IT EVERY SEASON.
OH, GUYS THIS SATURDAY, THIS
SUNDAY IS THE SALAD HOUR.
>> NO DIALOGUE.
James: NO, THEY JUST EAT
SALAD.
>> WELL, WOULD WE DO IT JUST
ONCE A SEASON?
>> James: ONCE A SEASON.
IT'S THE SALAD HOUR.
>> I LIKE IT.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
James: STICK AROUND.
MORE WHEN WE COME BACK.
