
English: 
[upbeat music]
- Fast food brawls, that's
the funniest shit ever.
They probably arguing over some ketchup,
french fries or some shit.
I just seen some girls,
like a group of girls,
like six of 'em in Popeyes.
Killin' each other over a biscuit.
Like beating the shit out of each other.
I swear to god, like over a biscuit.
Six females, fightin',
throwin' each other against the wall.
Girls, they fightin like real grown men.
Over a biscuit in Popeyes.
That shit was funny as fuck.
[instrumental]
Pumpkin, you can't go wrong with pumpkin.
And you can't go wrong with pizza.
You know what I'm saying.
Because pumpkin good as fuck.
And pumpkin seeds,
everything that got something
to do with a pumpkin is good.
Pumpkin pie, like I ain't 'gon lie so.
You probably could have had sex with like

English: 
(upbeat drum music)
- Fast food brawls, that's
the funniest shit ever.
They probably arguing over
some ketchup, french fries or some shit.
I just seen some girls,
like a group of girls,
like six of them at Popeyes
killing each other over a biscuit.
Like beating the shit out each other,
I swear to God over a biscuit.
Like, six females fighting,
throwing each other against the wall,
Girls, they fighting like real grown men
over a biscuit at Popeyes.
(laughs) That shit was funny as fuck.
(drum roll)
Pumpkin, you can't go wrong with pumpkin.
You can't go wrong with pizza.
You know what I'm sayin'.
Cause pumpkin's good as fuck.
Like pumpkin seeds,
anything that's got somethin'
to do with a pumpkin is good.
Pumpkin pie.
Like, I ain't gonna lie.
So, you probably coulda
had sex with, like,

English: 
pumpkin seeds on the bed with some,
like on some wow shit or something.
Fuck it.
[instrumental]
Underrated 'cuz when you taking a shit
you gotta have something to do.
Like you gotta be on
your phone or something,
texting.
And whatever your activity is,
like my momma, she like crossword puzzles
while she usin' the bathroom.
So while I'm in my mom house,
I probably shittin' and solvin' crosswords
puzzles at the same time.
So that's gamin, that's toilet gamin.
[instrumental]
If I see Trump wife, I'm gonna take her.
And I got a girl.
Imma just do it just to do it.
My girl will understand, it Trump wife.
She gonna want me to
fuck Trump's wife anyway
just to say I did.
She gonna go to.
She ain't never met anybody like me.
Trust me.
[instrumental]
What the fuck type of technology
crazy weird shit is that?
No, fuck no man.

English: 
pumpkin seeds on the bed,
with some, like doing some wild shit
or something.
Fuck it.
(drum roll)
Underrated cause when you're taking a shit
you gotta have something to do.
Like, you gotta be on your phone
or something, texting.
And whatever your activity is,
like, my momma, she like crossword puzzles
while she using the bathroom.
So, when I'm at my mom house,
I'll probably shit and
solve a crossword puzzle
at the same time. (laughs)
So that's gaming.
That's toilet gaming.
(drum roll)
If I see Trump wife I'ma take her.
And I got a girl, I'ma
just do it just to do it.
My girl gonna understand.
It's Trump wife.
She gonna want me to
fuck Trump wife anyway
just to say I did it.
She gonna go too.
She ain't never met nobody
like me before, trust me.
(drum roll)
What the fuck type of technology,
crazy, weird shit is that?
Naw, fuck naw man.

English: 
You be having sex with a robot
like what if the robot explode?
Like blow your dick up or something?
Its technology bro.
Robot ain't gonna keep you happy, bro.
Like you gonna be back miserable
after that two minutes.
You got with that robot
you gonna be like, bro,
I just fucked a robot.
What am I doing with my life.
What did I do wrong in
life I gotta fuck robots.
[instrumental]
Underrated man.
He a little under and overrated
because Rob Kardashian,
is like I fucks with you
but you can't feel sorry for Rob.
Like no disrespect to the Kardashians,
but you been around a
fucking house full of hoes
all your life.
You feel me.
Like all of 'em hoes so how do you don't
understand hoes, you know what I'm sayin.
Like your sista a hoe,
your momma probably a hoe.
Like how you don't understand,
how you don't know how hoes operate?
You feel me?
So he getting treated how
his sisters treat niggas.

English: 
You having sex with a robot,
like what if the robot explode,
or, like, blow your dick
up or something? (laughs)
It's technology bro.
Robot ain't gonna keep you happy, bro.
Like, you gonna be back miserable
after that two minutes
you got with that robot,
you gonna be like, bro,
I just fucked a robot.
What am I doing with my life?
(laughing)
What I do wrong in life
I gotta fuck robots?
(laughing)
(drum roll)
Underrated, man.
He a little under and overrated
because Rob Kardashian is like,
I fucks with you, but you
can't feel sorry for Rob.
Like, no disrespect to the Kardashians,
but you been around a fucking house
full of hoes all your life, like
you feel me, like,
all of them hoes,
so how do you don't understand hoes?
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
your sister a hoe,
your momma probably a hoe,
like, how you don't understand?
How you don't know how hoes operate?
You feel me?
So, he getting treated how
his sisters treat niggas.

English: 
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Underrated.
I love interviews.
I just fucking had a seven
a.m., eight a.m. interview.
And I swear, all right
Imma tell you big bro.
I got in the crib at
like five in the mornin
last night, I ain't gonna lie.
[instrumental]

English: 
(drum roll)
Underrated.
I love interviews.
I just fucking had a 7:00
a.m., 8:00 a.m. interview,
and I swear.
Alright I'ma tell, I'ma be
honest with y'all a bit more,
I got in the crib at like five
in the morning last night.
I ain't gonna lie. (laughs)
(upbeat drum music)
