Afternoon, dickhead.
Legs are asleep.
Dad is such a prankster.
It makes sense to digitize
the process.
With the power of modern technology
we can create a productive process
that is virtual.
Virtual reality, it's virtually theatre.
Rich, absorbent theatre is just one
gigabyte away.
You can take the actor out of the
theatre.
But you can't take the
acting out of the actor.
I could be acting right now.
[Meows loudly]
What did you think Darryl?
It wasn't quite as
powerful as I was hoping.
Loved it, Vinnie.
But ah, thanks for that Vinnie.
[offscreen] Hello boys, you still alive out there?
Oh hi Mel.
Hi Mel!
Vinnie, put your headphones in so your mum can't hear us.
I didn't bring my headphones Darryl, I thought it was going to be scoliosis, Movie World then home.
Right. Okay let's crack in with some "Impulse Reactive".
I'm going to generate the energy and then I'm going to pass it through the screen.
Okay can you feel that?
No.
Yes!
No.
I can feel it Darryl 
- No you can't
I can really feel that.
I haven't passed it yet mate.
Yep. Yeah. That is what I can feel.
Waitin, waitin -
Berrick, can you just move into
frame a bit there mate.
-I'm just gonna go to the toilet, Darryl.
-No, Vinnie, Vi-
Boys! How's about passing it to Mel?
25 years of Tee-Ball coming at ya - hit me!
Right. We're gonna play "Space Jam".
-Right I'll go first
W-wow, wow - if you wouldn't believe it I'm
in a barn -
-Is that a bar or a barn Mel?
Yes, and, who's seen my jumping castle?
There, there was a jumping ca-
But wait-
I, I - wa-
-would you looky over there
-fr - from
It's Rodger the farmer here again.
Hoot ta-woo! Call back! Raising the stakes, boys.
I did drama in Year 9.
Moo. I'm a cow. Whose about to milk my teets?
The local wrestling squad!
She's so smart.
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt.
-Okay, let's take five.
It's amazing, it's good. No, it's good.
Zoom is - Zoom is something isn't it. Zoom is amazing.
It's ah, you know. 
Looking at a screen for a very long time
that is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Good morning, Tinkerbell.
-Oh, hey.
So do you ah, drink soy milk in the kitchen
all the time or-
No - oh yeah, I do. Yeah.
How do they even make that?
They extract the milk from the soy bean.
Wow. Isn't that amazing?
-Yeah.
-Do you know who else is amazing
Um, I'm gonna go back to my room now.
You're amazing.
I just um, yep, I think that was...
Sucker!
Nice one Dad.
[Trish offscreen] Oh yes, I bet they're having
a lot of fun,
because Tony is the fun one. "Hahaha",
everybody laugh. Tony's just farted into his hand.
Oh I wonder where he'll put it
next.
It's just great because everyone is in
the comfort and safety of their own home
and you get a lot of unique work out of people
in their own space  - do you have to do that
right there?
Trevor! The bath bombs have arrived.
Race you to the jacuzzi.
I can't unsee that.
Let's play "Good Day Johnny"
I don't like that game.
It's not really the same Darryl.
It's not the same. 
It's different.
It's still a 'Yes' space and I'm not getting a lot of 'Yes'.
Why don't we play 'Hide and Seek' Darryl?
No- yes.
One, two, three, four...
Such a good hidey spot.
Vinnie, I can see your foot.
Berrick has been spending a lot of time on
the old Zoom Zoom.
I've told him to tape over his camera
but he won't listen.
Just like his mother like that. Careless.
Careless.
So I won't be there when he comes
running to me when his identity's been stolen.
Actually where are you ah, where are you sharing my digital imagery?
Can you blur my face please? Blur my face.
Blur my face.
You can show yourself out.
[inside the boot] Hello?
Dad- Tony?
Hello?
