Hello guys, welcome to Forgotten Malayalam Movies where we'll be deep diving into the greatest...flops of all time.
Today's film is...
Not 'just Casanova'. It's CONFIDENT CASANOVA!
So here's the deal: the film was produced by Confident Group.
You've heard of product placements? Yeah, this is a brand placement.
In the TITLE OF THE FUCKING MOVIE
Our first Segment is called "Screwed"
Like I mentioned earlier, I've been quarantining with grandad and my friends.
We were tripping overdose on all the fuckall films you guys suggested
And that's when my friend said: Why not watch a good film for a change?
Now that got us into a fix cuz grandad and I don't know any good films
So my neighbor friend suggested Moothon  (good mallu movie)  and gave us his pen drive.
That night we were all set for Moothon. We grabbed our snacks, jumped into the sofa and connected the pen drive to the TV.
And out of nowhere, this started playing:
Yes we were fooled. There was no Moothon in that pen drive. It was just Confident Casannova.
I and my friends were still able to handle this.
But grandad? He got friggin mad. He said:
FU#! YOU S&*K MY D*C@
Point being: Casanova made even the connoisseur of bad films angry. Hmm.
Second segment: the hottest guy in Europe!
According to the ladies in Europe, Casannova is the ...
Look at the faces of the ladies standing beside her and it's clear they were paid to say this
this uncle? yeah right!
But maybe...just maybe, ladies did have legit love for Casannova
Maybe he was very cool?
Okay, that can't be it.
Maybe he's a pro biker? (You know how ladies dig the biker bois)
Sorry sorry, poor guy fell of a bike lol
Maybe he woos the ladies with his eloquent English?
LOL. This reminds of a Nivin Pauly scene that is intentionally funny
But then why was Casannova a ladies' fav?
Its the  length
Its the length
Hmm, maybe that could be it.
Its da modafucking length!
Let's get to the next segment: the story.
The story begins with 4 robbers running across the roof in broad daylight (because why not)
Now if you're a robber, would you run along the terrace, or along the ledge where the entire city can spot you?
The foreigners below probably thought:  WHAT ARE THESE INDIAN NOOBS DOING
Anyway, these robbers have stolen some gold and they're being hunted down by Interpol.
and he head of Interpol is King Khan.
No. the REAL King Khan. Riyaz Khan (LOL)
After this we are introduced to the complete actor....Shankar (yesteryear star who faded into oblivion)
Poor Shankar sir. When he joined the film, he must have thought:
This will click big time!
But this film also flopped, and he ended up doing even more fuckall films with even more fuckall cast
*Not going down that rabbit hole for now*
Casanova and Shankar sir are conducting a reality show, "Fall in Love"
The participants of the reality show are these four robbers and four female friends of Casanova
One day, Shankar asks Casanova why they're doing this crap show. And Casanova tells him a backstory feat Shreya Saran.
Few years back, Casannova meets Shreya Saran and her dad (played by Lalu Alex). Seeing Shreya, Casannova has only one thing in his mind:
That very evening, he tells her this:
"I'll be at Hotel Hayat, suite no 405. I'll serve you the best coffee in the world."
Sure Casu, we all know what Coffee you want to serve her
Sex on a weekend
But Shreya Sharan is a straightforward lady. She promptly reaches Casanova's room and asks for coffee
Poor Casannova is like
Anyway Casanova ends up not getting action. He has to leave town that night.
Shreya becomes emotional at his departure. (She has JUST met him that day btw)
She tells him something in an unknown language:
Translation N/A
Hearing this, Casannova says...
Anyway, they end up accidentally meeting up the next year too. Again he asks her to come to his hotel for coffee. But before Shreya asks for coffee again, he sets the vibe this time.
'Can I ask something personal, if you don't mind? Have you had a first kiss?'
And Shreya replies
'Yes.'
'Oh hehe myr. Who was it?'
'Zakariya!'
'Zakariya..hmmm. Boyfriend?'
'You could say so.'
'He's my dad.'
He's my dad
Wtf is this game of thrones behaviour? Or did she mean Daddy in a naughty, slang way?
Anyways, I am happy for Lalu Alex who played the role of her dad.
Hees my dad
Lalu Alex
Two songs later they end up getting into a relationship.
But one day, the same four robbers accidentally kill Shreya Saran in a shootout.  And the whole reality show is Cassu's way of taking revenge. *Slow claps*
The film is on Hotstar, cheggit out. Especially if you're a true Mohanlal fan who thinks he can pull off any role. Lol
Final segment: Songs
First up, the song that we all know from childhood. The one whose lyrics we couldn't make head or tail of?
The club song
Hey! The girl baby style a day.
Cobra Kamalinee tell you what I gotta say
We've all been to nightclubs but we don't know to dance so we just stand at a corner and do basic grooving
But Confident Casanova being his Confident self, dances at the center of the dancefloor. Not only this, he also forces people around him to follow the crap routine he's doing
Also. Casanova is weird. He says partying and singing aren't allowed....In a club. Nice.
He could've just sat at home in that case
Oh and he's not done ruining the vibe yet. He then goes to the DJ's podium and says this:
Remember the instructions that gym trainer at the health club used to say?
"Shake your hands, Shake your legs, Let it in(breath), Let it out...
Well thats what happened to our casanova.....
he got confused between health club and night club
Next song: the voyeuristic anthem where Casannova enjoys watching other couples make out.
One time, he keeps staring at this PDA couple for too long. Until the water comes out.
Why are you guys looking at me like that? Water actually comes out of a pipe in the song okay!
In conclusion, I just realized: Any film you suggested in the comments may have been a better pick than Confident Casannova.
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