-The first poll asked, "What are
your plans for Valentine's Day?"
35% said, "I'm in
a new relationship,
so we're
going dancing."
35% said, "I'm single,
so I'll be sitting at home
in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner."
30% said, "I've been married
for 25 years,
so she'll be in the bedroom,
and I'll be in the kitchen
in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Romantic.
-This poll asked,
"What's the hardest part
about Valentine's Day?"
55% said,
"Choosing the perfect gift."
44% said,
"Being single."
And Pete the Bachelor said
"Getting a reservation for 30.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
This next one asked, "How woul
you describe you love life?"
31% said, "Amazing."
42% said,
"Above average."
27% said,
"A total Iowa caucus."
[ Laughter, applause ]
This next poll asked, "What do
you spend your money on?"
64% said,
"Fancy dinners."
35% said,
"Gifts for my family."
Michael Bloomberg said,
"Your vote."
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
This next one asked, "What are
you watching on Netflix?"
7% said, "Critically acclaimed
TV shows."
12% said, "Award-winning
documentaries."
21% said, "Binge-worthy dramas
with a strong female lead.
60% said, "The menu screen
until I fall asleep."
[ Cheers and applause ]
The last poll asked,
"How are you keeping healthy
this flu season?"
34% said, "Always using
hand sanitizer."
15% said,
"Working from home on Fridays.
51% said, "Only drinking
citrus-flavored White Claw."
There you go.
That's all we have
for "Tonight Show Polls."
