Aliens arrived and they landed on earth, aright.
I have 3 hypothesis:
First, they accidentally arrived during comic-con
So no one was able to distinguish them from any other costume
And they left because nobody cared obviously
Another possibility:
They took a good look at us, and after close examination
they concluded there is no hope, there is no sign of intellegent life on earth, we're just a bunch of arrogant
dummies, not even worthy of their attention.
A third possibility:
They're so much smarter than we are, by the
way, what would that take?
Not much!
They say that humans and chimpanzees have
only 2% DNA difference.
Yet, the most complex thing they could do
is stack boxes and reach a banana, and learn
some basic sign language, maybe?
Our toddlers do that!!
So here is only 2% difference in the DNA and
the chimp is stacking boxes, but we have poetry
and music and the Hubble telescope
So our hubris ends up saying, what a difference
that 2% makes, what a difference that makes?
But now consider some other species, 2% beyond
us just as we are 2% beyond the chimp, what
would we look like to them?
You'd roll Stephen Hawking to them and say:
This one is slightly smarter than the rest
of us because he can do astrophysics calculation
in his head.
They'll say no problem, ya boy alien Timmy
over here can do just the same, shut up!
Nice to meet you guys
I've been really afraid that you'd wipe our species.
PLEASE DON'T
We have numerous great inventions
Yesterday I tried my first VR Porn session
It was marvelous!
I'm sure you will like it also
If aliens came, and they had ONLY that much
more intelligence than us, if they were ONLY that
they would enslave the entire earth and
we
wouldn't
even
know it.
Maybe that has already happened, and we are
living our lives, as though we are expressing
the free will, of the human species, yet we
are nothing more than an ant-farm, on their shelf
So we are their entertainment, not even worthy
of investigation beyond what we would look
like in their terrarium
Maybe this is not just some random science
fiction thoughts.
There is that possibility right?
And you know what?
I think aliens are living between us, like
this gentleman right here.
He has over 14 billion views, you know how
big is that number?
I will probably die
before I get to see this video
reaching a hundred views.
I don't understand, you can't compete with
that shit, he's 100% alien, that's my theory.
At the end of the day, I just wanna leave
you with this creepy thought
If you walk by a worm on the street, you don't
say: Jeez I wonder what the worm is thinking,
I'll somehow speak with..
No you step on the worm, this is what we do
as humans, so you know
*ehem ehem*
