Hey guys, Zeno here.
And as you might be aware;
I've recently just eradicated the last of my self respect...
and now I have a Patreon. Also I have 20k Subscribers, So;
*Party Horn*
*silence*
"ᵍᵃʸʸʸ"
I am not going to demand that you guys donate, I'd never do that.
Nor am I going to ask you to donate.
However if you enjoy my content,
I would greatly appreciate your donations to my cause;
of being able to feed myself with something that isn't ramen
I really and truly don't feel right gating off content entirely using patreon.
Or selling direct contact to me,
but if you do donate some cash to me, there are some rewards;
At $1, you get to view the videos early.
Typically this will be a day or so early,
you also get to view the scripts as I write them
and as my girlfriend and I edit them.
Most of the time we also have super gross arguments where I blow the script,
and you can read those too if wanna' puke
and discover she secretly calls me; "Mr. Grumbles".
At $5 you get to have your name in the description,
and in the credits of my videos,
and everything else previously.
At $7 i'll record an audio clip for you,
it can be whatever you want.
If I deem it "In bad taste";
you are always welcome to change the message,
or to get a full refund of the $7,
Again; all previous tiers as well
And at 50 bucks, I will put on a pig mask,
strip down to my boxers,
and scream your name in the credits of my video.
Like I said, I really did shelf the last of my self respect.
Anyway-
My name is Zenomite, and shout out to my bud; BB or Matt,
who has already donated $5 to my cause, before I even announced it
because now he has a job and is very excited to throw his money into a burning fire pit.
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#Baffy - Money Man#
