We just heard the news
that Nicolas Cage
has been cast to be Tiger King.
And everyone on the Internet
is all freaking out about it
and all excited about it.
And we are so excited
about it, too,
only because
we got sneak footage,
a sneak peek of "Tiger King"
starring Nicolas Cage.
And, well,
what am I supposed to do
but just share it with you guys?
I have to.
So here for the first time ever
is footage of Nicolas Cage
as Tiger King.
♪♪
Hello. My name's Joe Exotic.
And welcome to the G.W. Zoo!
Ha ha!
My pets are the same
as your pets.
Except mine have 3-inch teeth
and weigh 400 pounds!
Does any grandma or child
want to take a picture
with this baby tiger?
Tonight's show goes out to...
Carole Baskin!
Carole Baskin.
Carole. Baskin!
Ha ha ha ha! Carole Baskin.
You think you're
better than -- than me?
Because you -- you --
you own a tiger rescue...
and I own a sketchy zoo
that's running out of meat?!
♪♪
Thank you, Officer.
Thank you for letting me know
that I'm not supposed to
murder a woman in Florida!
How was I supposed to know?!
[ Laughing silently ]
The tiger
is a fascinating creature...
with the essence and soul
of a caveman!
♪♪
In the wild.
Did that make any sense at all?
Gah! What am I doing?
I'm marrying two men at once!
Not only am I the Tiger King...
but I'm also
the king of husbands!
Carole Baskin!
Carole Baskin.
Have you ever, ever
met a guy
quite as amazing as me,
Joe Exotic?
♪♪
Tigers are more like people
than we think.
Tigers are more like people
than we think.
Tigers are more like people
than we think.
Tigers are more like people
than we think.
You can breed them!
You can breed them!!
Ha ha ha ha!
/
♪ I looked at a tiger ♪
♪ Tiger looked right back ♪
♪ Made me cry tears that
were white, orange, and black ♪
♪♪
