- I'm so excited.
Hi guys, I'm Abby.
So . . .
Ariana's album comes out in two minutes.
I'm literally having a heart attack.
I'm so excited.
I've been wearing my Sweetener shirt 
all day to celebrate.
I'm obsessed with this shirt.
Tea that Hot Topic makes better quality 
merch than her actual merch store.
So I'm gonna pull up Spotify 
and sit here refreshing.
I've never felt more ready for an album,
but at the same time I'm so not prepared,
and I don't know what to expect.
I'm so not ready.
I'm literally having palpitations 
right now.
Like, my heart is racing.
I've never been this excited for an album
 in my life.
Literally less than a minute. I'm so --
Oh, my god.
It's Friday. Happy Friday!
Where is it? I'm literally --
I don't have time for this.
Remember when Sweetener came out 
and then iTunes got the date wrong?
That was when I switched
to Spotify.
Oh, my god, I -- (laughs)
Oh, my god I'm about to press play.
Okay, I have a minute to
cool down because it starts with Imagine
which we've already heard.
I love this song.
I'm still not over this song, and I've heard 
it a million times since it came out.
- ♫ Imagine ♫
Oh, my god, Needy is about to start.
Needy is about to start.
- ♫ Lately I've been on a rollercoaster
Trying to get ahold of my emotions ♫
- Felt that.
- ♫ Passionate but I don't give no fucks ♫
- This sounds like another song, 
and I can't put my finger on what it is.
- ♫ Sorry that I think I'm not enough ♫
- Oh, my god.
- ♫ I'ma scream and shout
for what I love ♫
♫ Passionate but I don't give no fucks ♫
- Oh, my god. What song is that 
in the background?
It sounds so familiar.
- ♫ How good it feels to be needy ♫
- Oh, my god, I love that.
I love that one.
Oh, my god. I'm so excited.
NASA is next.
I don't know what to expect.
- ♫ I'd rather be alone tonight ♫
- Oh.
- ♫ Say "I love you" through the phone tonight ♫
♫ It's like I'm the universe,
and you'll be N - A - S - A ♫
♫ I'ma need space ♫
- Oh, my god.
Oh, my god I love this so much.
- ♫ I'm with you ♫
- I love the chorus.
- ♫ I'ma need space 
I'ma, I'ma need space ♫
- I love that one.
I don't think I've ever heard a song 
like that at all.
- That was super original.
- ♫ I do the best I can ♫
- This is Bloodline.
- ♫ Find something to satisfy me ♫
- Oh.
- ♫ Love me, love me, baby 
Are you down? Can you let me know? ♫
- Oh!
- ♫ Don't want you in my bloodline ♫
- "Don't want you in my bloodline."
I love that.
- ♫ I ain't got nothin' to say ♫
 
♫ Don't want you in my bloodline ♫
♫ I know what you need,
but it won't be me ♫
- Oh, my god.
- ♫ You gon' have to let this shit go ♫
(vocalizing)
- Come on whistle tones.
Oh, my god. That was so good.
I think a lot of people claimed that
 the second they saw the title.
Fake Smile, I'm so excited for this one.
I love the intros to all these.
- ♫ Another night, another party ♫
♫ Sayin' "hi" to everybody ♫
♫ I can't fake another smile ♫
♫ I can't fake like I'm all right ♫
- I don't want to get emo.
- ♫ Fuck a fake smile ♫
♫ I read the things they write about me ♫
♫ And what they're saying on the TV ♫
♫ I can't fake like I'm all right ♫
- I love her.
This is a chorus if I've ever heard one.
- ♫ Neck roll with the attitude, yuh ♫
(laughs)
- Oh my god.
That is such a cool concept for a song.
It's like, "I'm not okay,
but also middle fingers up."
Bad Idea.
I don't know what to expect 
from this one.
- ♫ I been worried 'bout you lately ♫
♫ Yeah, I know we shouldn't, baby ♫
♫ I got a bad idea ♫
- This reminds me of something that 
would be on Dangerous Woman.
I don't know why.
Wait.
Wait there's still half a song left.
- ♫ Bad idea ♫
Where's she going with this?
This is not what I was expecting at all 
from this song
That's very different 
from all of her other songs.
But different isn't a bad thing.
And there's still 15 seconds left.
Make Up, oh, my god.
I'm so excited for this song.
- ♫ I like to fuck with you ♫
♫ Just to make up with you ♫
- Oh!
- ♫ Go 'head, ruin my makeup ♫
♫ Sorry-in-the-box so when it pops
Surprise, surprise ♫
- Wait, what did she just say?
- ♫ Sorry-in-the-box, so when it pops
Surprise, surprise ♫
♫ Highlight of my life,
just like that Fenty Beauty kit ♫
- (laughs) Oh, my god.
That's definitely one
of my favorites so far.
I don't know why,
 but I love that one.
Ghostin, oh my god.
- ♫ I know you hear me when I cry ♫
♫ I know that it breaks your heart ♫
Ariana, you can't make me cry when I'm
not wearing waterproof mascara.
I kind of like that every song on this album
has a super long outro.
Like, the endings are all really, really long.
I vibe with it.
That song it was probably the exact 
opposite of what I was expecting.
She gave us a full ballad,
like vocals.
In My Head.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not ready, I'm not ready.
I need to listen to it again.
- ♫ Here's the thing ♫
- Is that Doug?
♫ You've created in your head ♫
♫ Enough is enough ♫
♫ I'm two blocks away;
 I'm coming over ♫
- Aw.
- ♫ They see demon, I see angel ♫
- Oh.
- ♫ It was all in my head ♫
♫ Skrrt, skrrt ♫
- Did they say "skrrt skrrt"?
- ♫ Head ♫
- Skrrt, skrrt.
- ♫ Skrrt, skrrt ♫
♫ Boy, I invented you ♫
- She said, "Boy, I invented you."
Ooh.
Again, that was not at all what I was
expecting, but I loved it so much.
She really said, "Look at you, boy, 
I invented you."
(screeching)
Next is 7 Rings.
We know this one.
She's a bop, we love her.
I can't skip the ones I've already heard
just 'cause I feel like I need to listen 
to the whole thing in order.
Get the full experience, you know?
- ♫ You like my hair?
Gee, thanks. Just bought it. ♫
♫ Look at my neck, look at my jet ♫
♫ Ain't got enough money 
to pay me respect ♫
♫ I want it, I got it 
I want it, I got it ♫
I love bopping to this song when
I'm broke. It's great.
So next is Thank U, Next.
Obviously we've all heard that
one, but we're gonna listen to it.
Oh, my god, when I first heard this song,
I was on Skype with a bunch 
of my friends when it dropped,
and every time she said
someone's name we were like, "Oh!"
"Oh!"
"Oh, no she didn't!"
She did.
♫ And for that, I say ♫
- ♫ One day I'll walk down the aisle ♫
- Oh, my god. This lyric gets me.
- ♫ 'Cause she grew from the drama ♫
The last song on the album is
Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored.
I'm so excited for that one,
but she actually just released the music video
at the same time as the album,
so I'm gonna watch the music video
instead of just listening to the song.
I'm so excited.
I have no idea what to expect.
Oh, this is what she's got snippets 
of everywhere.
Oh, my god.
Is that Emery?
- ♫ Break up with your girlfriend ♫
♫ Yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm bored ♫
♫ Singing my songs 
in the streets, yeah ♫
- What is that guy from?
Where do I know him from?
She's stalking them!
Ariana!
Push her in the pool!
She didn't do it!
These visuals.
- ♫ You without me ain't nice ♫
- Tea.
- ♫ Break up with your girlfriend ♫
- Oh, my god, H2O rise.
Tea!
We stan that music video.
People were kind of coming at her 
for the title of that song,
and I was like, "No, she's gonna --"
"She's gonna do something else.
 I can just sense it."
And she did.
She did something else.
Oh, my god, I love her.
Wow, I can't believe we finally got to
see Aubrey.
Well, that was an album 
if I've ever heard one.
I literally don't even have words.
I'm so happy.
I feel like every single song 
on that album now
is going to be a super overused
 Instagram caption, so.
I cannot wait for that album 
to be number one on the charts.
It's gonna happen,
I can guarantee it.
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because I'm not creative,
I don't have video ideas.
I don't know why I make videos because 
I never know what to make.
Thank you for watching and goodbye!
♫
