Well, to tell you the truth,
I was a little hesitant
at first, mr. Mugatu.
I mean, you've never hired me
before, and I've been around--
For ages and ages.  You've been
around for a long, long time.
I never wanted anything
from you.  Now you're retired,
I can't have you.
And it's funny
how it switches like that.
But now the forbidden fruit
must be tasted.
Well, when maury told me
what you were willing to do, I--
- Ahhh !
- [ screams ]
- [ squealing ]
- todd !
Are you not aware
that I get farty and bloated
with a foamy latte ?
My mistake, jacobim.
Your mistake indeed !
[ dog whimpers ]
- [ sighs ]
- [ quiet grumbling ]
- Oh !
- [ whimpering ]
[ growls ]
yes, derek.
What maury said
I was willing to do for you.
Let's get back to the reason
that we're really here.
Without much further ado,
I give you...
The derek zoolander center
for kids who can't read good.
What is this ?
A center for ants ?
What ?
How can we be expected
to teach children to learn
how to read...
If they can't even fit
inside the building ?
Derek, it's just a small--
I don't want to hear
your excuses !
The center has to be at least...
Three times bigger than this.
He's absolutely right.
Thank you.
I have a vision.
And so do I.
Let me show you mine.
