 get ready for
 the time of your life
in the Lightning Round.
  [ Thunder crashes ]
  Let's get 2 minutes
 on the clock.
Let's do this.
  California was named after
  a fictitious Amazon queen.
  Who's the loudest feminist?
Billy?
 Me.
Yes. 10 points.
 Baby horses can run
 a few hours
 after they're born.
When did you stop pretending
 to care about
 your friends' kids?
Billy.
 The second
   they were born.
10 points.
The alphabet song
was copyrighted in 1835.
Where have LMFAO
retired to?
Lauren.
LAX Airport.
Yes. 10 points.
The state bird of Utah
is the California gull.
Who do you wish
   you could become?
Billy Eichner.
 Michael Caine
is the name in my head.
   That's -- I'll accept it.
Michael Caine.
 [ Laughs ]
 The Statue of Liberty
   is located in New Jersey.
 Where does Zach Braff
   keep his
   Independent Spirit Award?
Lauren.
In his brain
   with his ideas.
Yes. 10 points.
  10 points.
 Ailurophobia
 is the fear of cats.
  What is Michelle Pfeiffer's
greatest role to date?
Billy.
 A stay-at-home mom.
Yes. 10 points.
  [ Buzzer ]
  Time's up!
  Let's see the score.
  Congratulations
  to Billy Eichner!
  You've just won
  "Talk Show the Game Show."
  I still
  couldn't do it!
 Thank you.
   Miss Richfield,
   show Billy what he's won.
  It's an 87-inch cat condo.
 [ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations,
Billy Eichner.
 I would like to thank my guests
 Billy Eichner,
 David Koechner,
 Lauren Lapkus,
  and Andre
  from the audience.
 Get up here, Andre.
  Hey, girls who still
  carry lunchbox purses,
 be sure
 to tune in next time for...
  All:
  "Talk Show the Game Show."
  Good night.
