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>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
TREAT FOR YOU --
A LEGENDARY BROADCASTER WHO NOW 
HOSTS WHAT PODCAST FANCY 
MAGAZINE CALLS THE GREATEST 
PODCAST OF ALL TIME -- THE 2ND 
SEASON OF "THE RON BURGUNDY 
PODCAST" KICKS OFF TODAY ON 
I-HEART-RADIO -- MAKING HIS 
LATE-NIGHT TV STAND-UP COMEDY 
DEBUT.
PLEASE WELCOME RON BURGUNDY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WOW, PLEASE, STANDING OVATION, 
GET OUT OF TOWN.
MUCH DESERVED.
MUCH DESERVED.
THANK YOU.
PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
HOW IS, HOW IS EVERYONE TONIGHT?
GOOD?
YEAH?
GREAT.
JIMMY KIMMEL, EVERYONE, ONE OF 
THE GREATS, RIGHT?
JIMMY KIMMEL.
ONE OF THE BEST.
BEST IN THE BIZ.
WHERE'S EVERYONE FROM TONIGHT?
ALL OVER?
ALL OVER?
YEAH?
DO, DO WE HAVE ANY FOLKS FROM 
GLEN DALE?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR BALDWIN HILLS.
YEAH?
RANCHO CUCAMONGA.
LOS FELIS?
WHAT'S THAT PART, NOT ECHO PARK.
YOU WOULDN'T CALL IT HOLLYWOOD.
NO, IT'S PAST WESTERN.
OH, I KNOW, EHO.
EHO IN THE HOUSE?
NO, BUT I LOVE SOUTHERN 
CALIFORNIA.
TRANSITION, TRANSITION.
HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE 
WATCHED PORNOGRAPHY?
SHOW OF HANDS?
NO JOKE HERE.
JUST, JUST WAS CHECKING.
GOTCHA.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
BUT DATING IS HARD.
PRETTY HARD OUT THERE, DATING.
THESE, THESE NEW APPS.
THEY'VE GOT, THEY'VE GOT DATING 
APPS, RIGHT?
AND THEY'RE CALLED DATING APPS.
AND SO I GO ON ONE OF THESE 
THINGS, AND I PUT IN ALL MY 
INFORMATION ABOUT ME, RON 
BURGUNDY, MY DESIRES, FAVORITE 
BANDS, ACTIVITIES, THE WHOLE 
BIZ.
AND THEN I SIT AROUND AND WAIT.
AND APPARENTLY, THERE'S ONLY ONE
WOMAN WHO'S AN EXACT MATCH.
SHE LIVES IN BORNEO.
AND HER NAME IS FILAC
FILACCA KIMKATTA, CANNOT MAKE 
THIS STUFF UP.
BUT I DID, I MADE THAT UP FOR 
YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
WHAT ELSE?
WHAT ELSE?
WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
TECHNOLOGY.
YEAH, I DON'T HATE TECHNOLOGY.
I WENT ON ANCESTRY.COM, YOU 
KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THEY FIND 
OUT WHERE YOU'RE FROM, AND I 
DID, I DID THE PINPRICK AND THE 
URINE SAMPLE.
AND THE SALIVA TEST.
AND TURNS OUT, GUESS WHERE I'M 
FROM?
ALCOHOL.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO.
SERIOUSLY.
WHAT ELSE?
BUFFALO WILD WINGS.
THEY'RE NOT BUFFALO.
THEY'RE NOT WILD.
IT'S CHICKEN.
WHERE ARE MY WEED SMOKERS AT?
YEAH.
AH, I FEEL YOU.
IMAGINE JACK NICK OLELSON AND JY
STEWART AT THE WEED DISPENSARY.
IT WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
HEY, MAN.
I'M JACK NICKELSON.
AND ME AND MY FRIEND JIMMY 
STEWART WANT TO GET HIGH, MAN.
WE WANT TO GO SEE A LAKERS GAME,
MAN.
THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT'S RIGHT.
MY NAME'S JIMMY STEWART, AND I 
HAVE A STUTTER, THAT GETS MORE, 
MORE, MORE, MORE PRONOUNCED WHEN
WE GET HIGH.
I CAN'T DO IMPRESSIONS, FOLKS.
I'M NOT GOOD.
IT
IT'S HARD, I'M NOT VERY GOOD.
NOT MY FORTE.
I'M NO RICH LITTLE.
THANKS, FOLKS.
NEXT WEEK, YOU CAN CATCH ME AT 
THE SAN ANTONIO PIZZA HUT.
NOT SURE THEY DO STANDUP COMEDY 
THERE, BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE DID
A TRY.
YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE, 
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: RON BURGUNDY, 
EVERYONE, RON, RON, COME ON, 
RON.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT WAS, WHAT A
GREAT SHOW.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK YOU.
I MEAN, ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE.
FOR CHOOSING US TO MAKE YOUR 
STANDUP COMEDY DEBUT.
>> I MUST HAVE DONE PRETTY WELL 
BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT ME OVER.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S GONE ON WITH 
YOUR JOURNALISM CAREER?
ARE YOU PUTTING THAT HON THE 
SI
SIDE WHILE YOU DOON THE SIDE
WHILE YOU DO THEIR?
OH, THAT'S REAL.
>> YEAH, THAT'S REAL STUFF.
>> Jimmy: FEEL LIKE MY MOM'S 
PUTTING ME TO SLEEP.
>> IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE
STANDUP, I STEAL SOME OF THE 
JOKES.
BUT YOU CAN CHERRY PICK.
>> Jimmy: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE 
STANDUP COMEDY?
>> RICHARD PRYOR, SAM KENSON.
SAM MULE DEER.
OH, NANNETTE.
I'M BIG NOOINTO NANNETTE.
>> Jimmy: SEASON TWO OF THE RON 
BURGUNDY PODCAST IS DEBUTING.
>> WE ARE RELEASING A LOT OF THE
PODCAST IN BRAILLE.
>> Jimmy: WHO IS YOUR DREAM 
GUEST FOR THE PODCAST?
>> MY DREAM GUEST?
IS ME.
BESIDES ME WOULD BE THE POPE.
I'D LOVE TO GET THE POPE AND 
YOU'RE MY THIRD.
YOU'RE TOP THREE.
>> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY TO BE IN TOP
THREE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: THE RON BURGUNDY 
PODCAST" CAN BE HEARD 
EXCLUSIVELY ON I-HEART-RADIO
