[roaring]
[June] The Last Kids on Earth,
Apocalyptic Survival Guide.
[grunts]
[camera shutter clicking]
[Dirk] Shelter!
What's up, end of the world lovers?
Welcome to our dream fortress
of awesomeness.
Shelter from the storm.
I'm talking monsters and zombies
that have taken over the world!
This coat rack is made up
of authentic Dozer spine.
Kinda neat!
This chair belonged
to our school principal,
but, uh... Well, now he's a zombie, so...
[sighs contently]
-And the hang out room for...
-Dance party!
[dance music playing]
[roaring]
I told you the music was too loud!
This treehouse used to be normal,
but we made some, uh...
[chuckles] "Modifications".
[Quint] Bottle rocket launchers!
[June] Zip line!
[Dirk] Power generator.
[Jack] Crossbow. Even bigger crossbow.
Our lucky crossbow.
[thudding]
Outer defense is breached!
And when on occasion
bad guys do get close...
Life basically becomes
one big tower defense game!
[video game music]
What's this one do again?
No! The goo-slime grenade,
big-boom bonanza blaster!
Don't!
[splat]
Ugh! Tree fortress of not-so-awesomeness.
[Jack] Hey, where would you hide out
in a monster-zombie apocalypse?
And, uh, if it's cool,
do you have room for one more?
I'm, uh... [chuckles nervously]
asking for a friend.
[camera shutter clicking]
