I spent those last months on the Internet
To look for the women of my life
Then, I found the one that made my head feel dizzy
So, I'm talking to you about it as a friend
I know, you are happy that I found someone
But now, I would like you to sit down and listen
I don't want to spoil your party (ie : to get you angry)
You may find it dumb 
[dumb]
but I was on the net
[net]
And I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I press Next
[Next]
I had a crush on her
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw her and I understood right away that my life was taking a different turn
I recognise a little family ressemblance with you and that is not that unpleasant.
Soon, I will go where you spent 9 months of your life
Soon, you will call me Daddy
I don't want to spoil your party
You may find it dumb 
[dumb]
but I was on the net
[net]
And I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
Between two handjobs,
I had a crush on her
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
You told me every mothers were princesses
Your is a queen
I will love her like my daughter, my sister or my father
I don't want to spoil your party
You may find it dumb 
(dumb)
but I was on the net
[net]
And I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I press Next
[Next]
I had a crush on her
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
I saw your mother on chatRoulette.
