EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GEEK CULTURE!
MARIO
SONIC
BEGIN!
Its-a-me, Mario! The most prestigious plumber!
Famous all over the world, do you think you're gonna be successful?
I've gone through pixels that you couldn't even imagine, kid
Sega has failed, but Nintendo is at the top
You're naked! Oh mio dio... What can I expect from a vulgar animal?
Gorillas, turtles, the whole fauna has nothing to do with me!
When we played in the Olympic Games I always won
I hope I don't get poked when I kick this porcupine's blue ass
I'm not a porcupine, I'm a hedgehog, you moron... Watch what you say
Fighting me is like being over a constant POW: it doesn't matter where you step on
because you're gonna get smashed, more than under a Thwomp
I wish you sweat during this combat because you're fatter than Buda!
Your game is sexist, or just because Peach is a woman she's weak and you have to protect her?
Plus, you demand her to kiss you like she's some sex object?
You disgust me, you asshole... You can't beat me even using a mushroom!
Your tool is skinny as a spaghetti and short as a macaroni
I'm the idol that you and any main character wanna be
Sonic, I'm afraid that you're gonna fall deep, like through one of my pipes
Did you think that you could beat me? You couldn't do it even using a star
You failed with the 3D games but my Wii games were awesome
I've gone through a lot of galaxies, I shoot fire with my fingers
You can go flying like Tails to see me again in the list of most sold games
Don't flip over this sign that shows that I'm the winner
I'll take so many rings from you that I'm going to have to move to Mordor
Take all of them, I still will be richer than you, I have emeralds
I will turn you into a ghost like Boo, Mario... I don't know why are you boasting
Robotnik and you have the same disgusting moustache
I'm not only faster at racing but also at rapping, pay attention!
I'm that fast hero who has fought against the Dark Knight and has defeated him
I have rubbed the genie's lamp and I have beat him in a combat with a lot of punches and kicks
Now I can go to my home, make the dinner, do the laundry, read "The Pillars of the Earth",
watch my whole show twelve times and I still have time enough to come and destroy you
Bro, relax your voice. Amy says that you're not fast but premature
You copied the Super Saiyan transformation from "Dragon Ball"
Sorry, but being honest, I don't fight against doctors or firefighters
I'm neither Donkey Kong nor Bowser, but I'm gonna make you see "GAME OVER"
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... RAP... BATTLES... OF... GEEEK CULTUREEEE!
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