Oscar [off camera]: Aaaalright.
Oscar: Move a little bit to your left-
Oscar: No, sorry.
Oscar: That seems good.
Oscar: Alright, whenever you're ready.
Alright.
If you're watching this..
congratulations on surviving the apocalypse!
My name's Rachel Castle.
I'm currently alive, obviously.
and I'm living in LA.
[Rachel VO] I was inspired by this girl on the Internet- Alison Sumner.
She's on the East Coast, I'm pretty sure
and she started doing these vlogs again.
It's super cool to see how
other people are doing with this
whole apocalypse thing.
And her life's like super interesting.
Much more interesting than ours.
We're like West Coast laid-back, you know how it be.
But our story is still important
and it should be told. So.
Here we go.
Oscar [holding camera]: I'm ready...
Oh, hey- do the... thing.
Oh! I'm, uh, I'm Hank Danvers.
[Hank VO] Before the apocalypse I was a stuntman.
I usually did heavy weapons work, and jumping out of windows.
Rachel: He was very useful during the plague.
I'd like to think I was useful before...
Eh....
Hi, my name is Oscar Flockhart.
I was a DP on a bunch of
short films before the apocalypse.
And...
this is the last you'll see of me.
Hey. Hi. I'm Morty.
I'm a writer.
[Morty VO] I was a writer.
[Morty VO] Screenplays, books, comics I guess sometimes.
[Morty VO] You know, anything really.
And I'm dead.
Rachel: Yeah we thought of you were the only one
but then we saw those videos
that that girl Alison did, and
turns out her best friend's just like Morty.
Yeah she calls us
"functioning dead" which...
I don't know I guess she's the scientist
so she gets to make up the names.
He got bit a few months ago
and we were like "oh no!"
"Guess we gotta shoot him."
But it worked out.
Hank: Now that the worst of the apocalypse has receded-
Morty: Like a hair line!
Hank: Shut the fuck up!
Hank: Now that the worst
of the apocalypse has died down-
Morty: Like a, uh....
Rachel: Like you!
Morty: Aw.
Hank: we try and get out
here every once in a while.
[Hank VO] It's pretty far but it's worth it
[Hank VO] especially because
there was this one two-month stretch
where we just couldn't leave the
apartment complex.
[Rachel VO] Yeah it's nice to get out.
[Rachel VO] There's weirdly enough stuff 
to do out here...
[Rachel VO] like Oscar can shoot some cool stuff
Oscar: WOO!
[Rachel VO] We can hunt animals for Morty to eat.
Which sounds gross but is really fun.
[Rachel VO] And we can practice weapons
without injuring anyone.
Hank: Again.
Rachel [laughing]: Again.
I lost a toe.
Hank: Yeah. Yeah you did.
Rachel: Well thanks for watching everyone.
Special shout-out to Alison for sort of
inspiring these videos.
If you're ever in LA, let us know.
We have film equipment, we can collab.
And everyone else, just, thanks
for looking at this glimpse into our lives.
Afterlives.
Afterlives for this guy.
I mean more than just me.
Yeah, well.
But anyway, it's been a... it's been a
whirlwind these past year or so...
but I mean moving to LA
was never gonna be easy.
Rachel: I'm living with three guys-
Morty: Men.
Trying to be a filmmaker, but like...
and now the zombie thing,
but you know what?
All we can do is try our best and make
the most of the world that we have and
that's what we're all trying to do here.
Rachel: Trying to-
Hank: You're trying?
Hank: You haven't done shit!
Rachel: Well I mean-
Hank: You're literally just talking to a camera.
Rachel: yeah but I mean the whole point is
that you can like inspire people through
like art and shit.
Morty: I'm not inspired.
Rachel: You guys are ruining my, like,
dramatic wrap up monologue thing.
Oscar: Let's just wrap it up...
Oscar: Quote something profound and
I'll just fade out to B-roll.
Oscar: Like sunsets or whatever.
Rachel: Ok what should I quote?
Rachel: Should I do like a president?
Like something Obama said?
Oscar: I don't think that's appropriate.
Morty: Oh my god, just write "something profound."
Rachel: It's not about writing-
Morty: Literally the words "something profound"
Rachel: Yeah, fuck it. Let's do that.
Morty: Just do that.
