I just killed haney. I'm ducking and everything [God] did in the house. I'm I got scared. I dropped my hot pocket
Can I ask you if you won all the money? What would you do with it? Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Oh  Okay, that's not good. (laugh)
We were hoping for a different answer. That's probably not the answer that we're looking for
Well the sign says [that] it's four quarters for an hour, but a quarter only gets you 15 minutes. So if my math is correct
That's not an hour. That's not an hour, but it is and also *A quarter and fifteen minutes*
And also my mom thinks I'm a baby so I can't walk to school sometimes and also I should think I need a
protective gear when I need to ride a bike you probably do I think I agree with you
I know [how] to ride a bike already even without
Protective gear did you really snatch an 86 year old woman's purse she won't hurt me
and
Don't even know me. [I] hope that they beat at telling the women in prison beater everyday, [but] long as she's in there
Some people might say that's harsh well, so what was she did me was even worse
I'm supposed to feel sorry for that b****
[I] don't tell my son kill him all that with the gun if you can get on my house
I'm gonna put the gun [out] on [my] guess
you ain't think it's a real gun cuz he
He didn't worry about he just kept on walking when he's come downstairs and told me he's Gonna kill me if [y'all] that
I shot through a hamper that is caring and once it was a full metal jacket Bullet [I]
Went straight to her bagging him [late]
He started crying like a little baby. [Joe]. Why did you come so early this morning man?
Why reason why come so early then to celebrate Martin Luther king birthday come across I feel it's really good
To call cursing on because you know when Walter king birthday ball
comes on January I would say it's
important to always call me celebrate
They bring more about the pain birthday cup sincerely instant [boy], and it's good my friend came Trudeau
She said well
I was on the phone cooking me and my baby some breakfast and she said hey something wrong is [poppin]
So why she said yeah? I said no, so the girl come downstairs
She come out her partner with her baby with no shoes on oh girls cold outside
[she] said how many wait I said I'm interested. [oh] man the building is on fire
No, I got my three kids that we bounced. Oh, oh, we will be no fired not to do
Sir, can you please tell us what happened?
[you] know I'm in a room Chillin kidding like I usually do drinking and somebody shot right through my back window
Hit me in the chest
And I'm like shit get my son out the room and I want to be tripping over his like
I love Petty [woman]. You know I need tripping though
Absolutely, so you did show me on your chest where you were shot. Are we able to see that right now, er
Okay, so what do do we know what happened? [you] know who do you know why they would have done this oh no?
What's going on? Man? I just know news fighters when we did like also other stuff. [oh], no, all right well
I'm here, and what's your name?
Devon all right. Well I'm just talk to devon and I can't believe all that just happened well
I just had got noon feeding my chickens [watered] them and stuff and I walked back to [my] house to get my phone
So I could play a video game on it now a sudden
I heard a big boom I looked back at my door and electric pole feeling lines with filing in
The jail cacklers sideways into the fence and [a] guy come out
screaming and squalling and
[uh] running around
About like a chicken with head cut off
I told him you need [to] get out [at] water, but say I didn't know he's getting heat up a [baby]
I thought he's just [high] that girl in that little bikini
[children] red [dog] [fell] over here. They [learned] their lesson. [that's] a bad day
They are if I feel like my leg feel that way there are what is your?
Your dad and what not think about all this because I'm sure that he's an athlete is he an athlete your dad
Yeah, but that wasn't athlete but now he's I'm pretty fat
Is it do you [think] like two layers of ice cream every single no?
Marysol Hammer once
And then he used to get really angry at mom because [monkey] noise [bar] for him. Yeah living mom, but Wednesday
I got really angry monks are buying it for him all the time
[Lucky's] got into
Fiery slaw how about your Dad now?
Um but but dad um he's actually lost on 20 kilograms since Christmas yeah
Being so healthy because I've been inspired by sally [yeah], he's dusting cucumbers
in five since Christmas and now he's like [81] [oh]
How did it happen um yeah?
You know we had a few odd man rush there in the first period Which was a not good for us
But I mean everyone had their nerves go and everything like that
And then which we were glad to just keep him to want and everything like that
and then we went back [in] the after the period in the lock room just
Talked about what we need to fix and everything like that stick to the game plan get back on it, and everything like that
So just pay it off stick to the game plan you know
Stiffen up defense and everything like that
No, [pinches] everything like that you moving on to the semifinals your uncle stu played here a while back
I think 20 years ago with Alexandria. Did you get any advice from him coming in here to the tournament?
[I] mean, I got nice long text from this morning saying don't let the atmosphere
You know get your nerves shaking up and everything like that. Just play your game
Which is what I try to do out here and everything like that, so
Yeah, definitely helped from women everything like that moving on to the semifinals you get stillwater your initial thoughts of the big matchup it should
Be a great game. I can't wait to play them. I know they're doing good only one loss on the season
I believe and everything like that, and we're ready from flossy you say you're a little tired this morning. Is that right? I am tired
Is very tired that's actually I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take take a little nap
Take a nap many times again. You sound like a very busy lady
Yes, later today flossie's family is going to be coming out here to throw you a big birthday party. Are you excited for your party?
Not one bit
Would you right you would rather be takin a nap? [huh]?
Flossie the people on TV. [want] to know what the secret is to being able to live so long [I]
Don't know it all fighters
Ida live it
She doesn't fight it. She lives [it] any secret food or anything
We can all be eaten every day to stay alive as long as you
Know I heard a big noise. Sounding like a [treasure]
What in the world is that so I was gonna get a dS. And now you ain't Isa. [I] said, what is that out?
He sets a tornado
So he left a witness up and help me dad in the seat, and I was hiding Jesus Jesus
Jesus if it was down, and it went up and went right over my van. Thank you [lord], but that's what happened
You come right [over] my head
I can't even imagine the feelings you guys must have been going through so you actually helped her get her down right alan yeah
I told her to lay down and I covered her over
Have you guys ever been through a tornado before I never seen one in my life?
When you look around at all the damage
I mean what what is [what] kind of damage if you guys seen it was just [sir]. I never stopped trying
[I] guess we're done took up who it was flying out in the air so went to grab behind the slaughterhouse
Then it went up didn't come back down and they then went on around when you look down at yourselves
And you see that you're okay
What what goes through your mind seeing that you're [alright] that God had to angel over us, and that's what I see
God is good cause that bandit tipped it a little bit and that tornado just went over there cause it came straight to us
And when I said Jesus jesus, jesus that tornado went up over his bed. What happened? [oh], well. It's really quite funny
I was always in bed sleeping at the toolbox more than me wife comes in and says oh the shops [pienaar]
someone ran into the shop
And I said oh what so jumped out of bed and all I had was me and these on the walk out the front
[I'll] [see] [now] the car smashed in I seen the blake walking back to the car. Oh well
I tried stopping even say a mate you like don't be taken off like you've just crashed into the shop
Oh even guys how I might I fell asleep behind the wheel and I'm like yeah, [right]
I might well you still don't explain the scene, and he guys don't be here. I [might] know what the trouble [is] [out] here
I wasn't trying to be a hero
I was just that I [chased] [him] down the [street]
and
It was supposed to stop and he just decided he'd scoot up the road not just hit nice so going on like that mate you
ran down the Street in [your] jocks yeah in the undies
Yeah, correct chased him down the street me undies and then he started getting too far. I'm like
Oh well
I better catch up to him quicker and come back home got the car and
Started chasing you got the street my little purple car and then he went down a side Street
And the police were coming and I flash Em and set them off in the direction him
There you go [a] possible career in law enforcement. Uh who are you doing? Oh?
Yeah, well it's a head start isn't it
But mate all I had was me jokes. Oh, no. I was chasing about the [strain]. [I'm] just like mate what?
Cuz you told me that this is your [mate] [shot], and you didn't want him to get away. No no, it's it
well me mates mums had this shot for like 40 odd years and
Look at it
Look at it. Now. I'm not [Gonna]
Ask you if you've committed any crimes
But I you expect lord for your amazing neighborhood watch work here this morning
Yeah, handshake from me mate. I got it this morning. Oh wouldn't you like to live next door to Daniel?
Yeah, thanks a lot [and] daniel has just become the local neighborhood hero here ah sign that
Now go watch that guy needs his own [shirt]. [you] doesn't it
Sign him up that's one of your best interviews ever Michelle back in Sydney would you like your own shower?
[uh] if we're Gonna be of coffee, I will
You know all good superheroes wear their jocks on the outside, so it kind of fits the brief
yeah, I'm the poem yeah, but all I had nothing on Barmy jocks [ah]
Yeah, later. You missed that bit of the unifor, but that's okay. You're a hero in our eyes
Daniel yeah cheers. Thanks a lot guys
What you can achieve in [your] underwear um we've been down at options tavern at a study using single. It's party and beautiful
[ride] and so to walk in the server. I get some noodles and
when to jump over a side on the wire slip divert and bust of a blogger
So you've got a [busted] blogger. It's secret. [good] shorts fuck
what are you saying that's happening at the servo, so
[Freddy] is pretty pretty concerned about of a blowout I had and I looked up and he
Looked up and saw Sir walk Commodore polite tip like switch shirts right in their faces, and [yeah], then sort of thoughts up
It's a bit sauce I'd better go and check it out, okay
[you] look like you got you look like you got reasonable gums you've been working out in the gym you that you look reasonable, buddy
Why don't [I] go to the gym? I've been to the gym in years I need you my go-to is Jim Beam. [that's] a bit
Soggy [here], I gotta ask I understand you're married
What it what did your wife make of all this when you got home and follow what had happened? Oh?
I'm not actually married as yet. That was my manager. That hacked my Facebook enough
But um she was she was more concerned that I break the brainy [Para] [pluggers] that she bought me on Thursday
of course
Hey James. Have you managed to get yourself a new pair of pluggers? Yeah?
Made of um I've got the team [oh] [dang] his fishing team
They're gonna sort me out with [Sam] um what was your internet marketing self amir?
The who that takes the team what team mutt daggers look him up on [Facebook] and give him a lot
you had to uh
That was gooding stage, and I thought well, just let it go through to the [creeper]. You're the reason I came away from all of
It doesn't get any better. I can't run much. That's our show for the year
