This message is for Chief Justice John Roberts.
On January 20th,
you are scheduled to swear in
Donald Trump
as the next...
(sighs)
I just can't say it.
as the next
Pre...si...
The next Pres...
(throws up)
Mr. Chief Justice,
do not swear in Donald Trump.
Do not swear in Donald Trump.
Please don't swear in Donald J. Trump.
I'm not asking you to swear in Hillary.
I'm not asking you to swear in Hillary.
You can swear in anyone you want.
Well, except for Mike Pence.
Yeah, not him.
Or any other Republican for that matter.
But other than that you can swear in whoever
you want.
Hillary will be there, by the way...
in case you want to do the right thing.
Of course you should swear her in!
Who the (bleep) are we kidding?!
The thought of Donald Trump in the Oval Office...
I just can't.
I can't even.
I literally can't even right now.
John Roberts,
you have the Constitutional power
to save our country...
I think.
I don't know much about politics.
I have heard the soundtrack to Hamilton.
Whoever you swear in becomes President, right?
Honestly, I have no idea how this works.
I was a Bernie Sanders supporter.
I didn't even know that you needed to vote
in order to vote.
So many rigged rules.
Chief Justice Roberts,
you can be an American hero
to all of us who believe
that being profoundly upset about election results
is reason enough to overturn them.
I will show my solidarity with you
by changing my profile pic
on all social media platforms.
I will even log into MySpace.
I will share, Retweet, and Snapchat your story.
I like this message.
I like this message.
I heart this message.
I wish I could like this 1,000 times.
This.
So much
this.
Dear White House,
do not let him inside your walls.
Dear Oval Office,
lock your doors!
Dear pens that'll be used for executive orders,
Please run out of ink!
Dear Canada,
what is your immigration policy?
I mean it this time.
Dear Billy Bush,
please take another bus ride with Trump.
It's gotta work this time!
Dear Mark Burnett,
Please, release the tapes!
Dear laws of physics,
please reverse the arrow of time!
Dear 2016,
you forgot one.
