LOUIS CK: I'm a big fat dude.  And I'm forty.  
I didn't know I would make 40 I really 
didn't. I'm... I'm glad I'm forty I don't mind getting 
older.  I feel bad for guys that are single and their 40. 
And they're trying to look 20.  
You know they've got an orange tan. 
And weird muscles that don't work on their body.  
And fake hair.  
They look 20 the way a transvestite looks like a woman. 
You know it's just wrong.  
It's just weird.  
Like, do they really think that young girls 
think "I think he's 20 I think I'm gonna have sex with him.  I think he's 20"
