Let's see what this baby can do!
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]
Ok, I gotta go.
Thanks for taking care of her,
Dad.
She loves having you around.
Get it at the bottom of the ball
Really pump--
[crash]
[laughter]
That looks fun!
Your mom ever tell you
that your old PaPaw owned one
of the greatest amusement parks
of all time?
Those days were different.
There weren't so many rules
Your mom would come
for the summer
Boogie!
Hi!
Oh, baby, oh!
Even back then she was
the voice of reason.
You're the lifeguard!
Shouldn't we be facing
the water?
[SPLASH] Nah, let God sort 'em out.
AHHHHHHH!
[laughter]
What's our attendance today?
Down about 45%
What?!
Suppose you probably heard
You got some competition
in town.
They got roller coasters and a
chair lift that actually works.
This is our home, we can't
just let somebody take it.
Damn it!
Ow!
What this place needs is
an excitement enema
We're gonna make this place
fast and loose
Every ride
♪♪♪
Every attraction
No rules, No speed limits
Just pure fun!
That sounds kind of dangerous
Let's see what this baby can do!
[♪Ready, Steady, Go!♪]
[AHHHHHHHHHHH!]
The new Action Point is now open
Free beer for everybody!
AHHHHHHH!
We need something to do with
these little bastards
Like the petting zoo
Hold my beer
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Bear Growling]
[screaming]
[laughter]
Bye-bye Mr. Brakes
Woah!
AHHHHHH!
Ow!
[moans]
[laughter]
Yeah, baby!
Oh my God!
There's more where that
came from
That's it!
Ow! Ow!
[laughter]
When I was younger
I could do four of these
at a time
[grunt]
[laughter]
