All ok?
All ok
All ok?
All ok
All ok?
No. It’s not ok
Hello?
Kaun?
Arey nahi nahi nahi
Bola na nahi
Nahi, not interested
Thanks, bye
Kaun hai? Insurance wale ya 4g wale?
Arey puchh rahi thi if we're interested 
in chilling together for the weekend
Who?
Tumhari mom
Aapke friends ka divorce ho chuka hai
Aur aap ko iss baat ka darr hai
ke iska asar aap dono ke rishtey par bhi ho sakta hai
Welcome to therapy
Have you ever tried roleplay?
Mere garam-param! I am ready
Kaisi ho Basanti?
Ek minute
Mere dono haath bandhe hue hai aur 
tumhare toh technically hai hi nahi
Yeh hoga kaise?
Phir se try kijiye
Sir yeh try karne karne ke chakkar 
mein humare 3 bachche ho gaye
I know right
Tanmay ne kaha tumhe class bunk 
karo toh tumne class bunk kar di?
Kal ko Tanmay kahega ke jaidad 
ke liye apne baap ka khoon kardo
tum apne dad ko maar doge Yo-Yo?
Pata nahi
Mummy ne tumse uss baare mein toh baat kari hogi
Madhu-makkhi and the flowers
Ding-dong
Ping-pong
Sex jiya! Sex ke baare mein
Oh god Dad! Toh sidha sex bolo na
Yeh ding-dong, ping-pong, ughh! So weird
Yeh alarm ka code kya hai?
God, Rish! Bhool gaye mera birth date
6th August
What?!
6th July?
Kya?
15 december
Tumhe mera birth date yaad nahi ha?
10 mein se 9 mardo ko important dates yaad nahi rehti
Hum sab thake hue hai
Information over-load ho raha hai
Right, that's true
Excuse me?
I have a boyfriend
Milwa kab rahi ho
Ideally, kabhi nahi
Aaj Jiya ke kapde pehenke kaha ja rahi ho
Shut up, Rish!
Yeh meri dress hai
Aaj ke session se kya sikha aapne?
Muje toh lagta hai, inn sessions 
mein samay kuch jald beet-ta hai
5 hazaar kab kharch ho jaate hai, 
pata hi nahi chalta
My side of the family is like Mughali biryani
And your side, khichdi at best
Kyunki Dhaka ke jo inke kaka hai na
unke ghar mein matlab western style toilet nahi hai
Sab aise baithte hai
