What’s a super easy way to tell if your
bed is awful? The egg test.
Let me prove it.
When it comes to mattresses, you used to have only 3 choices.
Looking for some shoulder pain? Try a hard
mattress.
It may feel like a rock, and put pressure
on your hips, but it’s the perfect way to
tell your partner, “Hey baby, want some
arthritis?"
It just fails the raw egg test.
Then there’s the soft mattress. It starts
out ok, but collapses over time, like some
cheap sneakers, or Anakin Skywalker. And since
it comes without back support, you get to
try cool new hobbies, like chronic pain.
But it also fails the raw egg test.
Now let me explain the eggs.
The raw egg test states that the perfect bed
will let you put weight on raw eggs without breaking them.
‘Cause if a bed can cradle raw eggs while
supporting all that weight, it’ll also cradle
your pressure points while supporting your
body, for maximum comfort.
Well if the hard bed’s bad at cradling,
and the soft bed’s bad at supporting,
at least the medium bed is juuuuust...
Terrible.
It’s not firm enough for back support or
soft enough for your pressure points,
so in the end it’s just a sad middle ground,
like limbo, or a whoosy centaur.
It’s average. No one wants average.
Now, to get around that…
some beds come with $5,000 dollar remotes so
you can choose between hard bed problems or
soft bed problems.
They’re so high-tech, they fail the egg
test twice.
I don’t need a bed that’s hard, soft,
or average. I need the best of firm and soft,
without the drawbacks.
Introducing Purple -- the only mattress that
cradles your pressure points like a soft bed,
while supporting everywhere else like a firm one.
Need proof?
Lets check
double check.
Triple check.
All the checks!
And I am really heavy for a little girl from
a fairytale.
Yes, these raw eggs are raw. And no, we didn’t
fake it. How lame would that be? You're lame
for thinking that.
How can a bed be this comfortable? Maybe ‘cause
it has 15 patents, was created by an actual
rocket scientist, and uses a comfort grid
system to distribute weight across any body
type, giving you the best sleep you’ve ever
had, guaranteed. Thanks, science.
Now, there’s a catch. Most high-end mattresses
cost 5,000 dollars.
But ours is only 1,000. We're sorry about
that.
We're the best.
But you can spend that extra money on, I don’t
know… AN ADORABLE BABY BEAR?!?! AUGH!!
But don't let it on the mattress though, it
will pee all over it.
And while you’re saving money, you’ll
save time too-
‘Cause we’re shipping the Purple right
to your door for free. Thankyou! Now I have
two!
We’re so convinced you’ll love Purple
-- if it doesn’t change your life in the
first 100 nights, we’ll take it back for
a complete refund. That’s Purple’s no
pressure guarantee.
I love you.
So if you or someone you know sleeps, click
here to buy your Purple at onpurple.com
And say goodbye to the rock hard prison bed.
The saggy swamp bed.
The average bed.
And the expensive remote.
Get yourself into a Purple.
And Mom and Pop, it’s not the 1940s. Share
a bed already. And make sure it’s a Purple.
Becuase you guys have been sleeping in garbage.
Click now to start your 100 night trial of
nocturnal bliss.
No pressure. It’s Purple.
Action
Need proof.
Lift glass
See those are real eggs
not hardboiled
not plastic
not wooden
I just burst them
cut. That's a cut!
