(A)  I'm gonna come sit in your lap
(J) Oh Jesus | (B) come on
(C) Alex Jones, how are you doing
(A) Good to see you, you're looking sexy
(C) Alright
(A) How's the revolution going, you guys starting the revolution
(C) We are indeed Alex, the revolution is afoot
(C) Welcome to the young turks
(A) you gonna overthrow America (tonight(?))
(C) I'm going to restore american democracy along with progressives and conservatives in this country
(A) alright, well, I gotta tell ya, I'm really really proud to be here with you, it's great to meet you in person
How are you guys doing
(C) we're doing ok
(A) you like all the 'Hilary for prison' shirts everywhere?
(C) No, I kinda despise it
(B) What shirts are they
(M) I havent seen any of them
(A) You haven't seen? oh my god, you didn't see me, I don't exist?
(crowd) Alex jonessssss!
(C) Alright guys, ok ah, here let me see it
(A) Look I got the shirt for you right here
It's 'rape', it's bill clinton and it says rape
gotta hide that immediatly, that's a big no no
(C) no no, alright, you wanna take my show over I'll take your show over
Ok you know what, you know who does this kind of shirt? First of all a sick guy
Second of all
(A) Bill clinton is not a rapist folks
(C)  No, you you youknow who's accused of in court papers
(C) youknow who's accused of in court papers of being a rapist?
(C) Donald J. Drumpf
(C) Donald Drumpf, Roger Stone
(A) (incoherent)
(C) It's in court papers
(A) oh yeah?!
(C) And you're a sick dude Roger Stone
(R) You insult me all the time, you never give me a chance to respond
(C) I should give you a hatchet job, a job... (incoherent)
(A) wait wait wait
(C)  You're a sick man Roger Stone
(R) You're a liar!
(C) You're the worlds bigest liar!
(A) debate him!
(C) Didn't you admit that you lied about Eliot Spitser
(A) debate him!
(C) Didn't you already admit that
(C) You piece of crap
(C) (incoherent)
(A) right now
(A) you're not afraid of him, are you?
(C) First of all, Alex, this aint your fucking show
And Roger, this certainly aint your fucking show
(A) Are you afraid to debate him?
(C) Afraid? Are you kidding me?
(A) Are you afraid to debate him?
(R) (incoherent)
(R) lightweight lightweight lightweight
(R) bullshit bullshit bullshit
(A) alright
(C) roger, yeah, run away!
(A) Roger don't go, he wants to debate you right now
(C) I'm not going to debate this guy, you're a hatchet man
(C) I don't know why anyone in the media takes you seriously
(C) All you do is lie
(R) you don't know anything
(C) you're known as the biggest liar in media
(C) you're the biggest liar in media
(R) you're the liar you're the liar you're the liar
(R) Nobody watches your show dude
(producer) 2:14 guys can you get off my set
(A) 2:17 don't get too manly/mad (incoherent)
(C) ok, alright, well, first of all
(A) He's actually mad, he's actually really upset
(K) Can you get the fuck off the stage!
(K) You just want fucking attention
(M) why don't you get out of here, alex
(K) Get off the stage you fat fuck
(C) alright, alright, we gotta continue the show
we gotta do the show guys
(K) Get off, get off
(K) get the fuck off the stage!
(C) we gotta do the show
(A) What, saudi arabia isn't funding you enough, you little Jihad
(K) Shut the fuck up, bitch
(C) Hey! First of all, let me explain something to you alright
(C) This is bullshit
(C) Ok hold on hold on
(C) We're against saudi arabia you dumbass
(C) we talk about that all the time
(C) we talk about that all the time
(A) Oh Really
(C) You don't know shit
What do you think the lizard people are in charge
(A) No (incoherent)
(A) No (incoherent) 
kicking their ass
(C) Is that what you think?
(A) You're the anti-liberal and you're pissed
(C) bullshit!
(A) We're being nice here
(K) you just want attention
(C) I care about the american people
(B) Come on, come on, (incoherent)
(producer) 3:01 keep moving!
(A) Everybody being hurt? I'm being nice!
(B) you're not being nice you came here to distrupt our show (M) 3:06 hang on hang on hang on
(C) everyone get the fuck off my stage
(A) Hey!
(C) get the fuck off my stage
(A) that man just spit in my face!
(producer) back up back up back up, please back up
(A) unbelievable!
(A) See you're the one with ... (incoherent) you're the one with ...(incoherent)
(Security off camera) sir! sir! sir!
(M) Security is, hey alex, security is here man
(A) that is the craziest shit I've ever seen
(A) 3:23 they just spit in my face for no
reason
(off-camera) shut the fuck up, you loser!
(off-camera) stop!
(security) come on lets just keep it
going (A) (incoherent)
(woman in crowd to TYT) (incoherent) go sympethize with more terrorists
(producer) hey, unless you're staff, clear their space guys, clear space clear space guys, clear space
(woman in crowd to TYT) 3:33 go make more
excuses for terrorists and cop killers
