- Man, how come we never
explored the desert biome before?
It's warm, it's got a nice breeze,
and look at all these cactuses?
- Why don't you give it a nice hug?
- Hey, check it out, rabbits.
- He takes the ball
upfield, past the halfbacks,
he shoots, he scores.
- Whoa, what's that?
- [Stan] Some sort of desert temple.
- Should we go inside?
- Come on, you already
know we're going in.
- Ooh, purple dirt!
Mine it, Stanthony!
- Geez, that could've been painful!
- Hey there's a bunch
of chests down there.
I'm gonna jump and land right on that
stone trap-lookin' thing.
- Wait wait.
I'll get us down there safely.
(chest creaks)
Okay, rotten flesh, bones, and string.
I'm noticing a pattern here.
- What, garbage?
- Oh my God guys, guess
what's in this one?
Sand!
- If we wanted sand, we could've
just mined this sand here.
Uh-oh.
- Somebody in this temple wants us dead!
- I can't imagine.
- Well, the responsible thing to do
is climb back up and not
touch any of these explosives.
- Agreed.
I'm allergic to bombs!
- Just gonna throw my flint
all the way up out of the way
so there's no chance it,
oh my God, it's gonna land on the bombs!
(explosion booms)
- Phew, that was close.
- Guys?
- Either that explosion
killed me and I'm in heaven,
or we just stumbled upon a gold mine.
- We're gonna be rich!
- Hey dude, there's those idiots
who used you like a soccer ball.
Looks like they found a crap ton of gold.
- Well what can I do?
We're just a passive mob.
- Not all of us.
- Hey Pork Chop, throw another golden ore
in the furnace for me, would ya?
- You got it.
Boy, I'm so excited to make
a bunch of golden carrots.
- Ore goes in, gold comes out.
Ore goes in, gold comes out.
Ore goes in, (yells).
A killer bunny!
- No, Pork Chop 2.0!
- No, please!
What do you want?
Please say gold.
All I have is gold.
- Ow, dammit!
Must stuff face while I run away.
- You, you didn't set a
re-spawn point did you?
- Oh, guess not.
- We lost all that gold?
- Hey wait, you can't find
the gold without the map.
- I'm going to jump off a cliff.
(lively upbeat music)
