I'm kind of scared...Oh
shit! Oh my god, that scared the crap out
of me
i can't run away! run horsey!
my crown! no!
it took my crown! it took my crown!
we gotta go get him! defeat is the
experience of loss and the empowerment
of beginning anew...
did i just lose the fucking game??
Press to select
kingdom shogun, kingdom deadlands...
cool so i thought I was gonna play
deadlands but actually i don't know the
difference between
all of these so let's start with kingdom
2 crowns.
a solitary king carries the crown to a
new land.
oh how pretty...kingdom...
two crowns...
all right i see a ghost...is this a hamlet
situation? what's going on?
how do i
follow follow me ...Yo, he got so mad when i started walking away what if i don't
want to...What if i start walking this way what are
you gonna do kill me?
this looks so good; it looks so cute dude
i love the pixel art! it looks so fucking
beautiful look at the fucking
reflections in the water dude it looks
so clean
Ah! follow.
oh i got some coins
thanks. Stand here. This doesn't look
scary
hold to light a fire
throw coins to recruit...Toss a coin to your witcher...
Give you a coin, 
i give you a coin, all right everybody
has a coin. Hold to buy a
bow...Bro they just took all my coins
follow.
okay, okay, hold to buy a hammer.
okay stand here
build...Oh
that's how you gallop. Okay, weeee.
So we buildin a wall and I think this is...
this the start of our little kingdom...
We have enough coins to
do the campfire i don't know what that
means though so let's drop these six
nice look at that shit we got some tents
we got a flag yo we're moving up in the
world
i'm gonna oh shit thanks i'm gonna
upgrade my bowman,
no i'm gonna hire another one that's
what this one is right?
yeah we'll hire another bowman
we gotta focus on defense up in here,
right?
how many coins for my wall boom
another wall more defense i love it
stick it to it, let's knock down
this tree...Oh i don't have any more coins
okay um hmm
do i just wait for my points i could
(sped up) couldn't interact with this shady lady right here
so ten coins to upgrade now..
look at my archer, he's done work
let's see how far away i could venture
like away from the kingdom and
see what happens there.
(Normal speed) Oh my god that scared the crap out of me
i can't run away!
run horsey! my crown!
no, it took my crown
it took my crown...we gotta go get him
i can't believe they jacked my fucking
crown dude how
rude. Okay, i wanna upgrade oh no wait
give me that back
thank you. I wanna hire another bowman
because we need that and we're gonna
build fucking walls dude i need the
defense
i need it like up here like you guys
have no idea
oh my god that's all we're doing. Ooh can
we get this boat?
bro i just got us a boat for a little
kingdom!
i'm going to tell the others!
We zooming. Thank you collected my tax
for my peoples. Demon! demon! demon! demon! demon!
save me! ok, cool he's out yeah fuck you!
I'm honestly really scared to venture
out from the little
village...Okay okay how do you die in this
game? uh i don't know if you saw that
little like demon run across the screen
my archers got him uh it stole my crown
and i like i died but i didn't it like...
I regressed a little bit
so like the day before i think or
something because some of my stuff was
still
here
all right so it's day
let's try upgrading the village again
actually
good shit boys we're moving up in the
world. okay, okay...
bro we got a house! we got a fucking
house!
let me see if how far out we can go if
we can recruit some new people oh
recruiting you
recruiting you...So I'm bringing people
back to my kingdom
and then the more people i have the more
coins i seem to get
the better defense the bigger the walls
um pretty dope...Here's another guy!
There you go! You coming back with me.
I want to see how far out i can go but i
am fucking terrified what's that
that's glowing oh we got oh we got
mad coin okay let's keep going.
i'm kind of scared oh fuck
what do we do guys? Am i facing that?okay, no, you're right my horse actually won't
go any further
she got all scared
oh that's where they're coming from! oh
shit, run!
run run run run run run
that's the little demon shit that killed
me earlier! it stole my crown!
oh you know what you probably have to
make your kingdom big enough
to destroy that thing to get like your
people over there...
damn it's gonna take a while it's night
it's scary
coming back to the village we don't want
to be outside of the village walls
um
when it's late, when it's dark and spooky.
see my villagers give me money it looks
like i can't expand anymore...
So day five but we haven't done anything
really bro let's just give a fucking
diamond to this chick
okay, great, i don't have coins.
So your crown is like your life force, i
think so
let's see how far left we can go
um we need coins that's the thing maybe
we could get lucky and find a treasure
chest or something
i literally have nothing on me i don't
have gems, i don't have coins
so if i come across a demon it's going
to kill me.
"Ironic honestly."
it totally is, that's a good point Vibin.
i feel like this is a giant metaphor for
something
"I think you have one gem?" No, I gave it up.
I gave it to the statue
thinking it would unlock something.
what are we doing guys are we are we
getting close?
okay, just kidding
i like the way it walks it's like...
"Go in the portal," Should we? i'm scared
Hurry up people. So we'll build this little
like archer tower
and then on the other side we'll cut
down the trees.
So day two. So the days did start over
but i didn't lose progress...that's kind
of dope. that's actually
really cool. i think vipes would like
would like that too because he was
talking about like progressive games
like progression games
and how atomic crops didn't have that
not like exactly how he wanted it, i mean.
it's kind of weird though why wouldn't
you start over? (gasps)
oh look it's back.
Thanks so since we
have our farmers so far
out here. Oh hi welcome, welcome to the
village hello, have a coin.
i want to build um we're building this
boat again.
by the way guys i'm building this
fucking boat again.
Ruuuunn!
"I will be buying the game so we can
figure that out soon" Aight, fo sure.
Fo sure, fo sure.
i probably have to start a different one
then actually
(gasps)
My dog!!
give me my puppy, you bastards!
No!!
Horse, don't you dare stop fucking running.
My puppy!
Horse!
Run!
i'm going into the fucking portal.
they took my fucking dog. i would not
have fucking..."they're
they're definitely increasing each night,
you literally have no money" I know
but like i was within the safety of my
kingdom. I don't know what to do for more
money, I was just waiting for the witch.
I'm about to go fucking John Wick up in
this bitch.
(Sped up) Have you guys seen a demon take a puppy?
Anyone? Anyone?
No? Ok, that's cool, that's cool, that's
cool, that's cool, that's cool, that's cool.
(Normal) Alright, we're going into the fucking portal
Wow, I can't go into the portal.
Fuck!At least we get to know what happens
With the puppy? They literally just use
the puppy
as a fucking distraction!
you either sacrifice the puppy or
like nothing! I couldn't do anything to
save him
No crown, no monarch. Well, we got a new bad bitch
(Cries)
I don't want to talk about it, guys. They
took my fucking dog.
