Get stuff done.
Oh, and excuse me for a second,
I need to use the bathroom.
Hey, Papyrus.
Andrew.
I'm sorry I'm late, I was busy
throwing up on Diane.
Don't even worry about it, Tambourine,
I was just sitting here putting
food everywhere but my mouth, you know.
Ooh, what are we eating?
Looks expensive.
Thank you for noticing!
Colleen recently switched me
over to organic mush,
you have to try some.
Oh wow!
Papyrus, am I tasting...
Pumpkin?
It's seasonal.
Up next, we have people
just saying "K" instead of "OK".
Yes, "K" is... cancelled!
No, I am not cancelling
the letter "K".
It can stay, I need to spell words like
kangaroo, and kazoo, and knight,
even though it is silent.
But, replying with "K" and not "OK"
is not "OK".
I texted my friend Jeremy a question.
I asked, "Hey Jeremy, when you're done
with that scooter can you let me know,
because I want to use it next".
And he replied with...
"K".
Have you ever heard anything
more rude in your whole life?
What, am I not worth the "O"?
I was under the impression
that we were friends,
what kind of friend is too lazy
to reply back with two syllables?
I got him the exact
limited edition skateboard
that he wanted for his birthday,
and in return,
I can't even get two letters?
Well, guess what Jeremy,
maybe I'm too lazy to say
all of Jeremy now,
so from now on,
You're Jer, K?
Excuse me, what happened
to the other guy?
He said he would be
right back with my order.
Ed! Ed!
Oh, let me see.
Welcome to Goodburger,
home of the Goodburger,
can I take your order?
You already took my order.
Oh hey, it's you!
Here you go.
What in the world is that?
You said you wanted
everything on it.
I couldn't get everything,
but, you know, I tried, OK.
Here's like a yo-yo, you know,
a boxing glove, a ukulele.
How am I supposed to eat that?
I don't know, with your mouth.
I didn't want this...
storming out!
OK, well can I keep my underwear?
Alright kids, turn off the lights,
tuck yourselves in,
and cozy, it's Story Time
with Arianna.
Hansel and Gretel.
Nah, Hansel and Arietel,
by me, Arianna Grande.
Once upon a time, listen to this,
there were two kids,
Hansel and Arietel.
Our father told us
to take a walk, thank you, next.
What happened was, we walking,
we were porous,
we were lost in the forest, yuh!
I see a house made of sweetener,
I'm nibbling, I'm feeling.
I'm eating the ceiling, yuh!
A witch rolled up and was all like,
yo, stop eating my house.
And I was like, witch, please.
You're not bad, a witch is someone
who gets stuff done.
And so now, we're business partners
and best friends,
and we're launching our own line
of pointy hats together.
So girlies,
if you get lost in the woods,
network and collaborate.
Up next, we have reboots, mm-hmm.
Reboots are officially canceled!
We don't need them.
Rebooting is like taking something
from like 400 years ago
and redoing it with a new cast
or in a new dimension or whatever.
Reboots of all movies?
Cancelled!
Reboots of old TV shows?
Cancelled!
We've already seen them once,
why do we need to see them again?
Psst! Nathan! Nathan!
What is it, Lex?
I've told you again and again
to not disturb me when I'm canceling.
I'm sorry, Nathan,
but you said reboots are cancelled?
Yes, I said that because they are.
Well... this show is a reboot.
- What?
- Yeah.
All That is a reboot,
it aired in the 90s.
Well, in that case,
reboots are officially... un-cancelled.
In fact, cancelling reboots
are now cancelled!
That's how you do it.
Excuse me, where's my food?
I just started working here
and I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Is there someone here who does?
There is this one guy
who's been working here like 20 years,
he'll know what to do.
Ed, Ed!
Welcome to Goodburger,
home of the Goodburger,
can I take your order?
I ordered food 20 minutes ago.
Whoa you're back already?
You're an unusually hungry person.
No, I ordered 20 minutes ago,
and I never got my food.
Oh, 20 minutes ago,
OK, well, you know what?
you can have this food,
it's just been sitting out here
for like 20 minutes dude.
It's all old, and I asked for
ketchup on the side.
Oh, ketchup on the side?
You want ketchup on-- OK.
Here's your ketchup on the side.
I'm not eating that
out of your hands!
Oh, well take it to go.
Unhappy!
No, not this.
No, can't wear that today, no.
What is this? No!
Can't wear that.
Can't wear that, I have nothing to wear
and it's the first day of school,
- and I literally have nothing--
- Cooper!
Honey, you can't be late
on the first day, get on down here.
Ugh, I have nothing to wear!
Ugh!
♪ First day of school
And I'm not even dressed ♪
♪ I don't know what to wear
And it's making me stressed ♪
♪ Wanna make a good impression
Gotta dress to impress ♪
♪ I'm ripping' through my closet
And my room is a mess ♪
♪ Suit with a tie
Skinny jeans or wide ♪
♪ Whatever it is I don't want
To look like I tried ♪
♪ My mom calls up
"Bus will be here in 5!" ♪
♪ Gotta make a choice
So I decide to wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ Lots of bling, tons of rings,
Ones that make my fingers green ♪
♪ Knee-high socks, ankle socks
Toe socks in my Birkenstock ♪
♪ Scarf and even a bandana
Parka in my favorite pants ♪
♪ A hooded crew neck with a zip-up
Leggings with the tiny stirrups ♪
♪ Button-up and button-down
My little sister's princess crown ♪
♪ Fanny pack, fanny pack
I have so many fanny packs ♪
♪ Beanie, beret, baseball cap
Striped fedora, all the hats ♪
♪ Figured out my first day fit
When in doubt we're all of it ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
♪ I wear everything ♪
The Three Little Pigs.
Nah, the Three Little Pigs and Ari.
By me, Arianna Grande.
Once upon a time, this one time,
there were three little pigs.
One made their houses
out of straw, thank you, next.
One made their house out of sticks.
Sticks.
I'm tripping.
Third pig made his crib out of bricks.
Wow, got it.
A wolf came and was like,
Pig, let me in.
And Pig's like, no, not caring,
you're not winning,
not by the hair
of my chinny-chin-chinning.
I roll up and I'm all like, Pig,
First of all, you need to shave
your chinny-chin-chinny.
And the wolf's all like,
I'm huffing, I'm puffin',
and I'm blowing your stuff in.
Yuh!
And then I said, Wolf, hold on,
Pigs are just looking for
affordable housing.
So now the pigs and me
run an eco-friendly salon
built out of all of their materials.
And the wolf,
with all his huffing and puffing,
will do our blowouts.
