IN ALL OF THESE -- YOU KNOW, I 
GUESS FORAY, IT'S BEEN VERY -- 
VERY GOOD TO YOU, AND YOU KNOW, 
YOU'VE GOT BEST-SELLING BOOKS.
YOU SELL OUT ON STAGE.
EVEN WITH YOUR FASHION 
CRITIQUING, WHILE IT'S VERY MEAN
IN SOME WAYS. 
>> IT'S NOT MEAN.
IT'S NOT MEAN. 
>> REALLY?
NOT MEAN?
>> IT'S NOT MEAN.
I TELL THE TRUTH.
I'M SURE I SAY THE SAME THINGS 
THAT ALL OF YOUR VIEWERS SAY TO 
THEIR FRIENDS SITTING IN EX-TO 
THEM ON THE COUCH.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE ONE OF THE FEW 
SHOWS THAT SAYS, THAT'S AN UGLY 
DRESS.
AND THAT'S OKAY.
THESE LADIES MAKE $28 MILLION A 
PICTURE.
YOU REALLY THINK THAT NIKKI 
MINAJ CARES, I DIDN'T LIKE HER 
DRESS?
YOU KNOW, IN THAT KIND OF A 
BRACKET, YOU DON'T REALLY CARE. 
>> NOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT 
FEELINGS BEING HURT?
>> NOT WHEN IT'S ABOUT DRESSES.
IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM.
IT'S ABOUT CLOTHING. 
>> OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT IS ABOUT 
SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY
DOES SEEM OFF LIMITS TO
THAT REALLY DOES SEEM OFF LIMITS
TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
EVEN IN YOUR BOOK, YOU KIND OF 
JOKE AT THE DEATH OF CASEY 
ANTHONY'S BABY, PRINCESS DIANA 
SURVIVING SO MANY LAND MINES AND
WHO SHE DATED.
DO YOU FEEL THERE ARE BOUNDARIES
EVER?
>> LIFE IS VERY TOUGH AND IF YOU
CAN MAKE A JOKE TO MAKE 
SOMETHING EASIER AND FUNNY, DO 
IT.
DONE.
DO IT.
BUT DARLING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 
YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE, BUT I 
HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE 
GONE THROUGH HELL AND IF YOU CAN
MAKE, WINSTON CHURCHILL SAID IF 
YOU MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH, YOU GIVE
THEM A LITTLE VACATION AND MAYBE
YOU TAKE THE WORST THING IN THE 
WORLD AND MAKE IT FUNNY, T A 
VACATION FOR A MINUTE FROM 
HORROR.
>> AND PEOPLE LOVE TO LAUGH, 
CLEARLY, THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LOVE 
YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE SOME SHOCK VALUE TO
YOU.
ON COVER OF YOUR BOOK, YOU'RE 
WEARING A FUR AND OWE PROBABLY 
KNEW THERE WOULD BE ANIMAL 
RIGHTS -- 
>> THIS WHOLE INTERVIEW HAS 
BECOME A DEFENSIVE INTERVIEW.
SHUT UP.
YOU ARE WEARING FUR.
YOU'RE EATING CHICKEN.
YOU'RE EATING MEAT.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS 
NONSENSE.
COME TO ME WITH A PAPER BELT AND
I'LL TALK TO YOU.
>> BUT YOU DID HEAR IT IN SOME 
OF THOSE PRESS CONFERENCES.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING -- 
>> YOU KNOW, I'M GOING.
I REALLY AM GOING BECAUSE ALL 
YOU HAVE DONE IS NEGATIVE.
>> NO.
>> ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS 
NEGATIVE.
I MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH FOR 50 
YEARS, I AM PUT ON EARTH TO MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH, MY BOOK IS FUNNY.
I WEAR FUR THAT WAS KILLED 15 
YEARS AGO.
I WORK FOR ANIMAL RIGHT, STOP IT
WITH AND YOU DO THIS AND YOU'RE 
MEAN, YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TO 
INTERVIEW A PERSON WHO DOES 
HUMOR.
SORRY.
>> ARE WE SERIOUS?
OH, BOY.
YEAH, SHE WAS SERIOUS.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING THE 
WHOLE TIME.
BUT IN THE END, WE WONDERED WAS 
THIS A STUNT?
WELL, RIVERS DIDN'T RETURN TO 
THE INTERVIEW, BUT OFF
