What is up, DramaAlert nation,
I'm your host KILLER KEEMSTARRR
LET'SS GETT ROIIGHHT, INTO THE NEWS!
Now our first story is about Jake Paul.
Yes, this story keeps on going, there's no end in sight!
As you may or may not know, Jake Paul is a Disney star on a show called "Bizaardvark,"
his character name is Dirk or whatever,
it should be Dork, right?
Anyhow, with all this negative press happening with Jake Paul,
I keep asking myself didn't Disney drop PewDiePie over a joke?
How the hell have they not dropped Jake Paul?!
Well, late *ahem*  Well, late yesterday Disney.. dropped JAKE PAUL!!
Jake Paul tweeted out "Love you all! Thanks for the support Can't wait to grow and conquer Jake Paulers will always rise"
With a screenshot that said "What's up Jake Paulers I hate to throw crazy news on you guys all at once but
since we are family I know you will understand and be super supportive. Long story short... my team, Disney
Channel, and I have come to the agreement its finally time for me to move on from the Disney Family
and Bizardk. Being a part of the disney family for the past two years was incredible and a dream come true.
I love my cast mates and will continue to support Disney but I have outgrown the channel and feel its time to move forward in my career blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And Disney came out with a statement saying this:
We've mutually agreed that Jake Paul will leave his role on the Disney Channel series "Bisark",
said a spokesman for the network in a statement. "On behalf of the production company, the cast and crew we thank Jake for his good work on the TV series said the spokesman for the network in a statement. "On behalf of the production company, the cast and crew we thank Jake for his good work on the TV series for the past 18 months series for the past 18 months and extend our best wishes to him."
Now if it really was a mutual agreement, why the hell is it happening in the middle of the season!?
Variety came out with an article titled "Jake Paul exits Disney Channel's Bizark Mid-season"
You know this reminds me of when your girlfriend breaks up with you and then you tell all your friends, "Hey I actually dumped her!"
I'm only speculating here but i'm pretty sure Disney wanted to get rid of Jake,
but wanted to do it so they woulnd'n't have Jake Paul's fans attack disney.
Because if it was a mutual agreement between Jake Paul and Disney then Jake wouldn't be upset with Disney at all and have any hatred towards Disney right?
Well if you go to Jake Paul's twitter and you look at the tweet that he liked he liked the tweet from Oscar that said "Disney gonna lose ton of views"
aww, it seems like jakey's salty
I'm pretty sure Disney shit-canned Jake Paul
In related Jake Paul news,
Jake Paul doxed Post Malone!
Post Malone is good friends with H3H3, they've been on the podcast many times,
When H3H3 and Post Malone make content together it's great. I love it, I support it,
And last week on the podcast, H3H3 and Post Malone were picking on Jake Paul, and his music.
Ya know, basically just saying that is horrible, its garbage.
But then, a couple of days ago,
Post Malone, tweeted out this:
"sorry #hilakleiners"
Where he showed that he was purchasing a bunch of Jake Paul merchandise.
Now if you watch H3H3 and Post Malone you would know that this had to be a joke, like this had to be a meme.
There is no way that Post Malone is actually, gonna be rocking Jake Paul merchandise in public.
But Jake Paul being the big-ego, big-headed motherfucker that he is,
He actually thought that Post Malone changed his mind and became a Jake Pauler.
Like Jake Paul was convinced that Post Malone was now a fan of JAKE PAUL!
And a video uploaded 2 days ago from Jake Paul titled "I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT"
Jake Paul actually filmed himself, going to Post Malone's house, delivering him the Jake Paul merchandise.
Now when Jake is vloging this at Post Malone's house, he is literally showing Post Malone's WHOLE HOUSE!
I'm not gonna show you the footage here, because its a invasion of privacy,
but Jake Paul literally, put up on his channel for over 5 million people to see,
where Post Malone lives, the license plates on his cars,
I mean this shit's unreal..
Now when i first saw this, I thought ya know Jake Paul had to have called before hand,
or Jake Paul's people called Post Malone's people and they set this up for  Post Malone to be in the vlog.
