So the concept of the competition is simple if you can successfully kill me you will receive a prize
But I don't feel comfortable
Killing someone the prize is an unlimited supply of mac and cheese. It's time to die
In these crates good luck. Hmm
Is it hot here is it just me
 
Okay, that didn't work. What about this?
Well, you should work on your use
Okay, now I'm getting annoyed think is he think how about this giant anvil
Are you sure how will this kill me? Try not to hurt yourself?
What did you say?
Well, this tactic isn't working I need to try something else it's like he's immune to death I'll have to see my other objects
Let's see
That's your new plan, oh I give up this is useless you're impossible to kill
Why is this stupid competition could kick the buddy when we can't kill? Oh
Wait a minute. Now. I know what to do
You discovered my weakness
Nobody would have guessed the weakness was in the name of my competition kicking me was the only way to kill me
Yay, I win. Okay, I'll take my lifetime supply of mac and cheese, please
Buddy
Wait a minute. How do I get the supply if he's dead?
The monster. Oh, I
I Wasn't sleeping. I was um, I can't think of an excuse
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Everybuddy meet everybuddy
What's up winners and winnets it's ah buddy old kid
We have a poop class at waitwherez gismoe
Gizmo kept getting straight F's with every test so we sent him to a lower education lol POOPJDODHDUHD
Where he could become a unemployed?
Gizmo smart. Well, I didn't see that coming. So what are you in for? LEARNINGBRUUHHHHHH
It's like this place is a prison what are you in for? ANIMAL HARRASMENT
School no, funny not know
Talking not to Gizzy you've been warned already about disturbing the class DOODOO
But buddy, he was like Do I have to send you to the principal. No breaking the fourth wall in the halls. I'll be quiet TOOLOUD
You're not afraid of the teacher
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It's math poop
Buddy, what's 2+2 = 4 LOL EZ
USHHSSHNOOO u cant give me math questions dats my one weakness
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Why are you in bruh
Buddy Answer the question or I'll get very angerr
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Poop on the principal and not get involved in this follow my tweetweet Gizzy Gaza add Gizzyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Huh? Hey teach. You don't look too good
You failed to answer the question and you insulted me
Insulted, but your name is Baldi and you continue to call me names
buddy
it's
Spanking time. I'm sorry. What did you say? It's 2018. You can't spank me. I'll report you to
So, can I break the full floor again no breaking the fourth wall on the halls not even once more
Well, I'm gonna do it. Anyways, what are you gonna do in the video? Yeah, that's right
I just broke the fourth wall again guys. Make sure you subscribe for more Cup
Are you sure this is your home? You didn't have to accompany me all the way I can get my own homework
I don't trust you, buddy
You would simply go home and not return to school now
Let's get your homework and get out of here. Have you ever heard of cleaning? Why?
Don't you wait outside?
nice try
But I'm not leaving your side until you've got your homework
Or you could admit you never did it so I could spank you
Oh dude, that is so creepy and wrong and besides I've done it. Okay. Geez, I'll find it don't you have a class to teach?
Gizmo is doing a perfectly good job on his own. Thank you
Does X equals six?
How am I supposed to know algebra
Okay, maybe we should leave not without your homework who's upstairs a family member is home or something
Maybe they would like to know how naughty you've been no
Okay, fine
Huh?
This is in my house. What?
buddy
You took us to a random house. I didn't think you'd actually follow me all the way
I was gonna distract you and bail now. We're in this random house
Keeping this
Beauty isn't easy. You know, I think I'm gonna be sick
That's very funny ma'am. It appears we stumbled into the wrong home and will be leaving now
Leaving so soon
I don't think so. I need help gets it into my BA
Which one of you strong?
gentlemen
Address Michael. Oh, I need to leave right now buddy. Wait
Why is the door locked?
We just came through this door. This makes no sense
Buddy, calm down
I'll call Gizzi to come and rescue us. It's okay
Hello Oh
Bodi what why do you have my number? Like I'm in class. I got it. No, I mean it's weird. My teacher has my phone
What do you mean you're in trouble?
Okay, I'll come help
Blody is in trouble gizmo. I have to go help him
Well come and join me that if you're so worried about my safety
Yes, we could stop for some pancakes on the way there
well, if you two won't help me with my
Beauty, ah, I guess the other option would be to play a game
Oh, I love games
Hey
Maybe you weren't so bad after all whoever finds the key in my house gets to live while the other dies
I
Was thinking Scrabble it's every man for himself
Baldy
What are you doing? We just have to humor her until Kizzy shows up now play along
But don't actually find the key. Hey, I found the key
What were you saying? Looks like you will be the one to die. Oh
No
Buddy, how could you do this?
I'm gonna go. Oh
By the way, I never did my homework, what body
Hello body, where are you?
Dizzy
Gizmo you came for me?
Granny told me I was going to dye
her hair pink I
Look so beautiful
How are we supposed to defeat this old lady? It's impossible. Oh
Okay
What what Wow I can't believe that worked Thank You gizmo and
Then I said, that's not how I sit off the toilet I
Don't get it bunny. Listen, we have a very important task for you
I need you to go and get flowers from the meadow near the house
Why do we need you God?
You just wanted to get rid of it right exactly
So anyways my toilet
I'm gonna get all the flowers for Baldy just you wait and see why does he need flowers?
Maybe he has a crush on me. I knew it
Wait, so why isn't he getting me flowers?
Unless I have the crush on Baldy. Do you always talk to yourself?
Whoa, who are you the name sonic? Jump and who are you? I'm buddy, please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Listen, I don't have time. I'm on a mission. I need to get the Paramount animation before they ruin me
Have you seen the news? I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't own a TV
Well, I or a phone it's incredibly important or an email address. Okay, I get it Wow
Listen, there's gonna be a new movie of me. I don't know how to feel about it. Maybe I can help
How did you get so fast? Oh, that's easy. I read gives me book available in the description
Brand-new books the altered adventure. Please go and buy them. He spent four years working on them
that's how you got so fast, uh,
Sure. What's the matter?
My ego is twitching. Someone is talking about me. How are your bum sounds coming along?
It'd be better if you bought a book. Yeah, I'm talking to you
Be calm about it. Sorry, it's just
Before years it's a long time. Okay, so what do you want me to do?
I need you to distract them so I can sneak inside and confront the director before he makes an awful decision
Can't you just speed past them and get inside? I've tried three times already. They know I'm coming, but I've always done it alone
I need you to distract them so I can get inside. I know exactly what to do
Hey, look at me I'm a distraction. Whoa. Whoa. Look how cool I am. I'm so district
Should we be looking at him? What did you say? I'm sorry. I'm so distracted
Hey, I have a bone to pick with you you're oh
No
Nah, uh-uh, uh-uh. Yes, of course
It was I your arch
nemesis
Who else would ruin your own movie baby boomers that don't understand the culture and fan base of Sonic and jumped on the marketing train?
For profit game what I mean? Oh no, of course it was you
Of course, you would ruin my movie ends now Sonic I expect you to die
Hey, these security guards got bored and went to read Izzy's book turns out it's pretty good. I should probably buy a copy
Am I interrupting something?
Yes, kinda Wow, and I thought my voice was annoying. Hey, don't be so mean
okay Sonic time for you really go to the gym that is that is
That is so rude. I know someone who'd be perfect for you. She's old and she's an evil. Granny perfect for you
You know what? This isn't worth it. I'm out Sonic. I can't ruin your movie with this guy here. Peace
Buddy, you did it you saved my movie. How could I ever repay you? Well, there is one thing I
really like this one chapter
Wow bunny that's a lot of flowers
Yep. You're welcome. See you buddy
It was Sonic Sonic was the one talking about me. And then I said that's not how I sit on the toilet
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