*wha-POOSH*
Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back-
Wait no I'm down, I'm down here
Hello, I'm down-
Okay, hold on
-smooth jazz plays in the background-
-ding-
There we go, okay hi. Oh wait or should I say 'Sup fellow gamers? It's me number one epic boy Jackspedicey
Here to show you this
craziest round of Fortnite I've ever played in my life
I haven't actually started the round yet, and I'm hoping that I get non-stop wins. I hope to take non-stop W's
and also dubs
I'm a professional fortniter. I'm killing everybody
For all day
What do you mean this is just a spawn screen?! 
-le confusion-
So Fortnite got an update, of course, as it always does but now it's fortnite's birthday
It's Forth Nite's first birthday, apparently, so everything's all changed. Look
It's an actual party bus now. There's a little one in the top. Actually. It's a gigantic one
it's like the size of a person so I thought i'd play some fortnite to just have a bit of fun with it because I
Really like the game and I play it a lot. So why not record some more of it?
Umm, I have no idea where i'm gonna go.
I kind of waited too long
Umm, We'll go Greasy Grove
Greasy Grove for the greasiest boy. So happy birthday fortnite, and away we go. -deja vu song plays-
I'm really good at this game now
Haters better watch out. I also need to search one more ammo box. Is there an ammo box around I want the Chivo? Ha, Yes!
Look at me. I'm a real epic gamer. That's really epic guys XD
Stealthy, sneaky stealthy.
Ok. I want to get rid of my nades!
Sorry I had to drop in on a grommet for a second.
Thanks for the loot. Oh oh. I need a rift! I need to teleport through time and space
or i'm gonna get caught here.
Wait, is this Pennywise?
Hiya Georgie, there's a fucking cake here!
You can't destroy the cake, the cake is a lie!
Making my way downtown walking fast faces pass-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, a little buggy boy.
Hey, dude
Kill him kill him kill him, yes.
Oh god that's nerve wrecking. Ok. I'm not picking up shotguns anymore because apparently they're fucking terrible now.
So I'm just going to use this little, this little speedy boy. who would win one dudes face or this tiny speed man.
Oh god. Oh god
Oh hoo ho hooooo!
OH HOO HO HOOOOO!
Holy crap, I have no idea how I just did that. I mean clip that
Pure epic gamer skill, that's me. Oh, but the circles gonna get me no mom
No, don't tickle my ass.
Don't tickle my butthole with the blue.
Can I outrun it? Can I outrun it? No, I can't, I'm stuck in the blue.
Okay, brace brace for impact pucker up your buttholes. It's time to get tickled.
Don't like it x5
-flashback initiated- Pure epic gamer still, that's me
Okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Okay, nobody shoot me. Nobody shoot me.
Everything's good
I'm a great fortnite player.
Ah!
Ah!
You guys watching these sick plays? Oh look at the lovely balloons everywhere. This is so nice.
And the cake, can I eat the cake and get my health back?
Whoa, kay, holy God. All right. I'm just getting the F out of here cuz you don't really have anything that I wanted.
This is going better than expected- I mean exactly how expected.
I've never played Fortnite standing up before, maybe that's the key.
Maybe that's the secret. Standing up playing games means that you're basically just better than most people.
I'm a crow.
Sneaky does it, he doesn't know i'm here. *end human captioning, next captioner pick up from here*
Oh shit SHIT, I ran out of bullets. Oh how much health did you have
35 I could have farted at you and killed you. I placed tenth good job team
Somebody's got moves. I don't have that. I have the gentleman's dab
Thats just call the bow, it's not a gentleman's dab come on fortnite
stop killing culture you want a sparkler?
Okay, where are we dropping boys I'm dropping over here this place has served me well
You're ready for it
Go my shark boy. I have to keep yelling over the music because it's going to get copyright claims
So just imagine the meme is still going as I'm doing this. Okay. It's not really the greatest thing ever
It doesn't really add to the moment
But now it's done Oh buddy, you're dropping in I'm gonna kill you just like YouTube is killing monetization
Let's find him. Actually. Let's shield up first and now let's find him
Yes, I shot him in the back and then I shot him in the feet that's what I'm into whoo
big joke for the big boy
Thank You fortnite you saved my marriage hmm
Far away from the circle. How am I going to get out of here?
Oh, yeah baby, this is how you travel in style in fortnight
Oh shit. It's the police. Get out of here. They're onto me. They'll never catch me
I'm unstoppable Oh baby. Oh, baby
Yes
All right, Bessie, we've had some good runs together
But I must go now. My people need me. Yeah, did someone just steal my hi
Hey, how dare you that's my car you can't have memes
No, and that's a tough now are you he's very tough he's very tough. He's building all around me. I
Don't know where anybody is
He does know where I am, though
He knows he knows. Okay, he knows where I am
What are we doing? No, I mean I I mean I do need bandages but
YEA BABY
The longest most hard fought battle in fortnite history and who comes out on top
Jackaboy, I did that for you golf cart. It's quiet
too quiet
But it's okay cuz I've got PMA and that'll help me get through this, you know a PMA stands for positive mental anime
That's what it is
If I have the power of anime on my side I can never lose I must ask my sensei for forgiveness. Oh
God that was not what I meant to do Oh
God
Oh
Jesus Christ he almost Oh
Hmm hmm that would have been real bad
Okay
What's my heart rate at Alexa play my heart rate your heart rate is 9000. Well, that's not good, okay
PMA, it's working it's working four people left
Four people plus your boy. Oh god. Oh god. Oh,
I don't like it when these things happen. Where are you coming out? I can't see you
Whoa-ho, I just saw you there buddy boy
Come on peek peek that beautiful little head actually, you know what I'm gonna do what I never do
build
It's coming down
You guys keep fighting
I'ma just keep taking your shields off
I'm that really annoying dude. Were there fighting each other and then I come on man. There's still these people left
no one's died since I
Fuck
The plays outplayed Oh God, I fell right into his trap Oh
Big rip on me everyone god fucking damn it. How does that rocket not kill him. All right
You're not gonna get me this time. Oh, are you guys ready for the plays? I know I am
I'm not putting on a tough exterior because I'm bad
What are you talking about Oh
p90
These were just added to the game today, I think
You 50 rounds in oh god. This thing is gonna shred faces
Whoo. I'm excited to use this. Let me at him. Let me at him
Rocket Man
Yes
As well. What do we do? What do we do Oh
ohh
This is this Sophie's Choice. This is Jack's choice
You guys still got it pretty big crack in the sky
Hold on I can fix it
*grabs tape and places it over the cracks*
There you go
They all fixed I fixed Fornite guys
Listen this am I the only one who thinks that this looks like something straight out of like an old Looney Tunes cartoon
like this is something that you'd see in Road Runner and
Wilde E. Coyote is somewhere getting ready to kill the roadrunner and that rocks gonna fall on his head
Or maybe he's under that fell from the hill. Oh
Man, I miss those old cartoons. My loadout is
Stacked you know what p90 stands for potentially ninety kills. That's how good it is. Oh, hey
Um
What are you what are you doing dude, I
Mean I'll take it but I don't feel good about it. Oh
Let's teach him a lesson
Oh
Yeah, that feels good, oh, oh circles closing, um, whoa, oh I can outrun this one it's fine I can outrun it
No problem. Look at me go
Somebody's building a new house here. Oh
My god this thing is disgusting
What the fuck how do you even fight back against something that tears through time and space I
Saw you and you saw me you flew a bullet just past me actually I rhymed me with me. That doesn't count Oh,
God
Can't we just kill each other in peace. I see what you're doing running away, huh?
Fuck
Does that just not kill things anymore?
Don't come in my house. Okay. Let's heal up family
It's just all there's five left again all flashbacks. It's feeling a lot like
Oh my fucking Jesus, how do you fight something like that? It just destroys all your structures
That would have been epic
I can't see through my own fucking skin. Ah, crap
I had that there was only a few dudes left. It was only me and three others oh hate you
I hate you PMA. Haha. Alright, let's finish it out two squads. Let's see if I can close a game that way
I'm not quitting until I have a win
What's up team
You know, I just love it when
We have this vast
array of technology out there
People can come together and play games together
But no one wants to talk greasy like it. Love it good choice
This is it, oh, I'm feeling good about this one
We got two more squads with us actually oh my god, I think we have three squads with us. This was a mistake
There are so many people here, oh no
Dordalo's down Dordalos down and he's pissed. There we go. This is for Dordalo
Fucking go Oh, baby
how may are there?
These aren't all the same team
SQUADDD
He's a cake on his back oh my god, there's a whole room of them do it again do it again so he won there
Thanks lady. No, hes taken down by the same person. Come on squad. What's up team?
Hey, what's up? Yes, we have a mic boy. We got this. Yeah. Oh
No. Kryptonite. God dammit fuck squad
50 v 50 there has to be a win in there somewhere in there is a victory waiting for me and just me
All right straight to tilted  it's big-boy season go for those big boy plays. All right, I'm geared up
I'm ready to go who needs to be fucked
I'm about to spearhead this operation
That's what the shark does natural predator
You guys are about to see some magic but Jack you suck at fortnite and can never win, um first off, ow
Secondly, the roast is over. Okay. I don't want to hear it anymore. I just want to say guys before we step into battle together
It's sneaky bastard that sneaky bastard
Trying to crowd us. I just wanted to say I'm very proud of you boys already
okay, and
That no matter what happens know that I love you. That's it. I
shot you in the ass
You got in my way I want to kill them
Beginning to think that this fucking skin sucks because I can't see anything through it
Stay still thank you. Oh, no witnesses
No witnesses, I'm a coming boys. Well, I have to stop and heal up for a little minute but you know
What in my head it's nonstop action?
So keep fighting lads
No, you don't no you don't not on my lads
I see ya
Baby
We did it it's a victory in the bag everybody round of applause for our troops
Good job team good job. How do how do we do five eliminations zero assists
That's how I do it. I don't help anybody. I just I eliminate the targets. Okay. Well, that was fun. Ah
I haven't done a fortnite video in a while. I stream it a lot on Twitch
But I just really like the game. It's super fun. It has that like pick up and play
Sort of feel to it and I feel like I can get in and actually get a few kills and still feel like I'm having
Good rounds. Um, and now that I'm here I
I have a better set up so like the old computer
I was playing if any of you watch the streams of me playing fortnite
you know that my I
kept being laggy all the time every time I would shoot someone either my system would slow down or the internet would slow down mainly
the internet
But my system I've been using for
Four years and it has so much stuff on it that it was just completely bloated and it took too long to switch everything over
But when I came here, I got a new system, but also now that the internet is better
I can just play the game a lot smoother. So now anytime I die is kind of on me. I'm not the game
But thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face like
a boss and high fives all around
but thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
Baby shark, dodododo, baby
