Stop right there.
What's that you got there scarecrow face?
Just a pack of Winston cigs officer.
Give us it 'ere you ugly cow
Would you like anything from morrisons on the way back
Actually, never mind. I left the oven on five weeks ago
J, it's been a gruelling time behind bars.
Harry you were in jail for 20 minutes I bailed you out.
Sorry, I can't hear you Ron I'm trying to find the BP Petrol station.
Oh, no, we ended up in south london. Sorry
J
I guess i'll get the 38 bus to South Ealing from here. I don't need you anymore go away.
Why did you park it on a railway crossing you idiot
[Coughs Violently]
Mate are you gonna get on the bus?
I can't find my oyster card.
All right, calm down mate. Just drive me to Clapham Junction init.
I have to get to Brixton bus depot i'm out of diesel.
Look at you though. You're so dumb, you're so dumb man.
Stupid arse, shut up man.
Oh shut up man and drive the damn bus man. Shutup man.
Oh shut up man, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up
Hello, crap family. I'm home
Hello harry
Why is Dudley lying dead on the floor?
How was your trip to New Zealand?
I was in prison
I don't know where I am. I think he joined a gang shut up
I left a pack of fags in the oven for you
By the way some racoon through this Amazon Prime package over the shed.
Breaking News
The local corner shop has run out of cigarettes
Total panic as people rush to get the last smike. My god someone give a cig right now
Jesus christ there's been a major shortage of fags in the UK, God bless and stay woke
