(dramatic string)
(ominous theremin music)
(computer beeps)
(yawns)
(yawns)
(dramatic sting)
(cheery orchestral music)
(ominous piano music)
(alarm blaring)
- We have contact.
(dramatic sting)
- [Scientist] Doctor
Lucas, take a look at this!
- Fascinating.
Put another one in.
(alarm blaring)
- I knew it, I knew it.
Don't do this to me now!
Oh, uh, oh!
Oh!
(ominous sting)
(cheery bell music)
(loud rumbling)
(dramatic sting)
(coughing)
(gasping)
- I suppose you think this is my fault.
- Well let me see, you
crashed our escape podule.
Yes, I think it is your fault!
- Where are we, Perry?
- I don't know, Nick.
But I do know this.
Like the great Dogmanian explorers
of old, it is our duty to gather
scientific knowledge and further
our understanding of this planet.
- Okay, that planet understanding stuff
sounds great, but I'm a little jet-lagged.
You go on ahead, I'll stay
here and mind the helmets.
- Aha!
(frantic barking)
- You're coming with me
whether you like it or not.
- You go conquer new worlds, oh great
explorer, but I'm staying here!
- You're a disgrace to all Dogmanians.
If your mother could see you now,
she'd curse the day you were scrummed.
- You leave my mother out of this!
(oriental fight music)
(chuckling)
- Aha!
(screaming)
- Oh, oh my!
I have you now!
Our planet will never be yours,
dark creatures of unknown worlds!
(maniacal laugh)
(heavy breathing)
- What was that thing?
All pink and shiny with a
(shudders) hairy bit on top.
Look, Perry!
(Scottish bagpipe music)
- Incredible.
They look just like us.
- We're saved!
Why do you think he's
crawling around like that?
- Dunno, maybe he's sick.
- Let's go talk to him.
- Not so fast, Nick.
Remember, we're on another planet now.
They may not be friendly.
Nick!
(sighs)
- (laughs) What are you doing?
- Blending in.
It may be a custom here
and I don't wanna be rude.
We need help, remember?
- Say fella, you wouldn't
know where the nearest
space podule rental place is would you?
- We.
Come.
In.
Peace.
See?
(urinating)
- I gotta go, see you around, fellas!
- Maybe he was just
trying to break the ice.
- Well he's not coming
to any of my parties.
- Okay, so that one was a little
disturbed, but there must be others.
(dramatic sting)
- So you're telling us that aliens
have landed in your neighbor's garden?
- Yes.
- And they look like
(laughs) dogs, they sound
like dogs, but they're really aliens?
- Yes.
- Well Mr. Smith, I believe you.
- Really?
- Not!
- Hello hello, they will be sorry.
I'll prove it to them!
Nobody's gonna make me look like an idiot.
- Wait for it.
- Oh no.
They're slaves to these creatures.
(urinating)
Ew.
- Doesn't he ever stop?
- Nick, I've got a really
bad feeling about this.
Don't tell her anything, Nick.
We don't know if we can trust her.
Nick!
- I'm Saffia.
- Well hello yourself.
I'm Nick, this is Perry,
we're from the planet Dogma.
We've crashed landed on your planet.
If there's anything else you'd like
to know, don't be afraid to ask.
Oh sorry Perry, Saffia
dragged it out of me.
By the way, you got a beautiful name.
Saffia.
- (sniffs) You fell out of the sky?
- Yes, we are intelligent
beings from another world.
Now please stop smelling my friend.
- The humans won't like you at all.
- Humans?
- The pink hairy things.
- Right.
- If they think you're different,
they'll send you to the animal doctor.
You come back crazy.
- From another world, huh?
Prove it.
- I hoped it wouldn't come to this.
Show him, Nick.
(distorted synthesizer music)
(screaming)
Nick.
- Perry.
(dramatic sting)
- Lucy.
Lucy.
(loud pop)
- Whoa!
(yawns)
- Well look who's awake.
Happy birthday, Lucy.
(dogs barking)
- Hurry up Nick, they're right behind us!
(computer beeping)
- Okay, I see the problem.
- What is it?
- It won't start.
- Why am I stuck here with you?
- Just lucky I suppose.
- No!
(sobbing)
- Lucy, I know I'm usually not very
good at choosing presents, but this
year I really think I've got you something
you want more than
anything else in the world.
- Oh boy!
Did you get me a dog?
Oh yippee, woohoo!
(screaming)
(computer scanning)
- Well Nick, I guess this is it.
- Goodbye, Perry old pal.
(computer malfunctions)
(groaning)
- (sighs) How lucky can you get?
- I love them!
- But I didn't, I mean I bought you--
- You're the best dad in the world!
Not one, but two dogs!
- Only the best for my Lucy.
- [Perry Voiceover] It would seem that we
are stranded on this strange planet until
we find a way to repair our podule.
Someday I will return home, but until
then I will occupy my time learning
the ways of this terrible place
and it peculiar inhabitants.
At least I'm the clever one.
I can't imagine how hard
this must be for Nick.
Who knows what horrors are
going through his mind.
- [Nick Voiceover] ♫ If I love Saffia
♫ Twice as much as she loves me
♫ Then she loves me half
as much as that, you see
♫ So I give her a quarter
of my love for free
♫ We'll live all together
and between us we'll have
- [Narrator] Nobody can say that
these events never happened.
But then no one can truly
say they didn't occur either.
Alien Dogs, in color.
