Sometime after the Great Jello Singularity
event.
Ages before mankind.
There was a lore of a creature, this creature
resembled what man will come to ... resemble.
However he was not God but something in between.
Some would say he had peculiar face.
That appeared to be half a man's face with
thick framed glasses BUT!
The other half was smooth almost grotesquely
so.
It was only white and hard to the touch, this
other half could only be described as "egg like."
Legend has it that this being was forced to
split in two by the Great Jello.
Due to the fact it was too powerful to stay
as one within this universe.
And so this powerful creature that was only
known as idubbbasic split to become
idubbbztv and Howtobasic.
For centuries! The elders have told me.
Don't attack idubbbz, he's too powerful!
But I'm Con El hombre de Cintas, I fear no
one.
Did you think you could fool everyone forever,
idubbbz?
I've been wanting to make this video for a
long time
I was just held back by the amount of belts I had.
I am far more powerful now and I will expose your dark secret. I know you and Howtobasic are one in the same.
Similar to how Piccolo and Kami from Dragonball
Z are pretty much the same person you know
just two separate beings.
And I'm not just spitting empty threats.
I've seen your Easter Eggs.
And some have taken the bait only to be shot
down far too soon.
Discouraged to search any further.
You've since stopped putting references in
your videos.
I wonder why.
Could it be that you're scared that people
will catch on?
I'm not an idiot.
I saw through your lies, I'm not blind like
the others.
I only believed you were an electrician's
apprentice for like a week or so..
You only pulled the wool over my eyes for
like a little bit, I can see now.
I understand things better...
I am smart, I'm not a sheep!
Well lets take this clip for instance.
How did you get so many Howtobasic wristbands?
You claim it was a friend helping you out.
But obviously with your smug chuckle at the
end.
I knew something was up.
I knew you were putting up some sort of facade.
Both you and Howtobasic have mountains of
editing in them.
And recently HowtoBasic seems to have started
slowing down on putting up his videos.
Conveniently that happened around the same
time when you made your Content Cop video on Leafy.
I wonder if it's connected somehow.
The same way no one can find Clark Kent when
Superman is around.
It's like you're creating this drama to hide
something.
Yea I think that's it.
I'm not weak like the other's idubbbz, I'm
smart.
I edit my videos.
I take time making my videos. And at the end
of the day my
...
I didn't realize you were this powerful Ian.
It seems I may be getting a little to close
for comfort.
Jesus Cristo.
Well.
Putting on more belts is not gonna help the
situation at this point in time.
It appears I'm gonna have to use "IT."
It's not perfected yet but I think it'll keep
my organs from being crushed by going any deeper
While telling Jinx his content was crap, you
alluded to how friends tell other friends
that their content is garbage.
But weirdly the only things you put up was
Maxmoefoe talking to HowtoBasic, despite ridiculing
yourself earlier about your slenderman Gangnam
style.
This is pretty interesting considering that
later in the same video you called out Max
for eating cereal.
As if you were the one being attacked by Max
and not HowtoBasic.
However the final nail in the coffin was in
your Misaki unboxing with the anime themed
mouse pad.
You alluded to a lot of Howtobasic type situations.
Where you played with the lotion and made
some interesting noises.
Then the part where you credit it to Howtofaggot.
It was just too perfect.
Eerily far too accurate for anyone to make
that other than THE Howtobasic.
I'm 
not done yet.
I really liked your anime reviews.
I feel we have similar tastes and I would
love to see more.
So join me next time, when I reveal that Ray
William Johnson is actually the lead singer
from Green Day.
*Banging on door*
It seems they found me...
