
English: 
"Hints".
This week's video was recommended by
Caroline.
Co..
Coraline, Ca..
By Caro.
This week we're gonna talk about kinds of Pandas.
"Kinds of Pandas".
There are many kinds of Pandas.
For example, this one and this one.
Pandas are black and..
white and..
And they're bears..
and they walk and..
and..
Let's better talk about something else.
Hints.
What is a hint?.
A hint is something that isn't straight.
That doesn't go straight ahead.
Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Hey don't you get tired of talking so much stupidity all at once?
No.
Hints are lies.
But incomplete lies.
To tell someone something,
so it doesn't hit as hard.
It's like hitting someone with a tube.
But the tube was covered in sponge.
For example, if a friend steps on dog poop.
And you don't wanna say:
"Hey, you stepped on dog crap".
You say something like:
It kinda smells like shit.
Near you foot.
Or for example:
If someone you don't like, comes to you.

Spanish: 
el video de esta semana fue sugerido por Caroline
Ca.. Caroline... Ca... por Caro
esta semana hablaremos de los tipos de pandas
existen muchas clases de pandas
por ejemplo este y este
los pandas son blanco con negro y... son osos
hablemos de otra cosa mejor
que es una indirecta?
una indirecta es algo que no va directo
que no va directamente
como la torre de pizza
oye tu no te aburres de hablar tanta imbecilidad junta?... No
las indirectas son mentiras, pero mentiras incompletas
así como para decirle algo a alguien pero suavizando el golpe
es como golpear a alguien en la cara con un tubo, pero que el tubo este lleno de esponja
por ejemplo si un amigo pisa caca de perro y no le quieres decir
oye pisaste caca de perro
le dices algo así como *oliendo*
como que huele a mierda *oliendo* cerca de tu pie
o por ejemplo
si se te acerca alguien que no te agrada en vez de decir

English: 
Instead of saying:
"Hey I don't like you at all, can you please leave?"
You say something like:
"It's not that I don't like you, it's just that if a car were to hit you,
It would probably be me the one who is driving that car.
According to a study made in a prestigious university in "Irak",
by a group of mentally disabled apes,
it says that you're told more than 30.000 lies and hints a day.
It also says that I'm guilty of half of them.
When I say that I upload videos every friday.
This study also says,
that hints are also used by adults.
Specially by bosses.
Did you call me, boss?.
Yes Gonzales, I have to talk to you.
Yes, tell me.
Gonzales, the company is going through a crisis.
We're gonna have to let go a lot of employees. 
A lot of employees.
We are doing it alphabetically.
In this moment we are in G.
G like Gonzales.
Your last name is Gonzales, right?
Yes, yes, Gonzales
With..
with a G.
Ok look.
Let's pretend this star is you, and this sheep is me.
"Get out of my fucking company!, get out of my fucking company!"
You like stuffed animals.
Let's pretend this banana is you.

Spanish: 
oye tu no me agradas nada te podes ir por favor
le dices algo así como
no es que me caigas mal, pero si te atropellara un auto probablemente seria
yo el que esta conduciendo ese auto
según un estudio realizado en una prestigiosa universidad de Irak
un grupo de simios con retraso mental
dicen al día que dicen mas de mil mentiras e indirectas
también se dice que el culpable de la mitad soy yo
cuando digo que subo vídeos todos los viernes
este estudio también revela que las indirectas son también ocupadas por adultos
en especial por jefes
emm... me llamo jefe?
si Gonzales tengo que hablar con usted
si digame
Gonzales la empresa esta pasando por una crisis, vamos a tener que despedir a varios empleados
muchos EMPLEADOS
lo estamos haciendo alfabéticamente de momento vamos en la G, G de Gonzales
eh tu, tu apellido es Gonzales cierto?
si si Gonzales
con... con G
ok mira, supongamos que esta estrellita eres tu y esta obejita soy yo
FUERA DE MI maldita EMPRESA FUERA DE MI  EMPRESA

English: 
Boss, I feel like you're trying to tell me something.
That you're fired goddammit!.
You should have said that before.
And what does that mean?.
An excellent way of sending hints,
is dedicating hints.
for example, if a girl likes a guy.
And she wants him to know.
Hi, hey this song is dedicated to you.
Ok, let's see.
"I love you"
"I feel you"
Hey thanks, I dedicate this to you.
"From here I say, You fucking bitch."
One of the places most filled with hints are Social Networks.
Twitter, Facebook and Fotolog.
They're full of hints.
For example, Facebook status.
We've all seen a Facebook status
meant for someone else.
Because they don't post it in the profile of the person whom they want to read it.
They publish it in their own status for everyone to see.
Well, after a while of reading these status.
You develop the ability of figure out what's all about.
For example, if someone publishes something like this:
"All men are the same :'("
That's someone who is been cheated on.
"I'll leave you forgotten in the past,"
"because I wont let your memory ruin my future."
Someone who's been dumped.

English: 
"I'm so happy,"
"life smiles at me like never before"
Someone who has just been dumped,
but wants to make the other person believe that they're ok.
"I have diarrhea"
Someone who has diarrhea.
I mean, what do they think is gonna happen?.
That if they put a hint in Facebook,
the other person is gonna magically change their mind?.
Hello, Tomas.
God?.
No, you idiot, over here.
What are you doing?, little Tomas.
My girlfriend broke up with me and I'm writing a hint on Facebook.
Really?.
Yes, when she reads it, she will feel guilty and is gonna come back to me.
And that's how you think things work, right?.
Yes.
That's not how you use Facebook!!.
And that's how Tom learned a valuable lesson.
Sadly he also died,
Details.
Like I said, hints are lies.
Like when your mom says she loves you.
And they're used when you want to say something,
but you don't have the..
the guts to do it.
And we do it a lot.
For example, nobody tells someone they're ugly.
You say they are beautiful person..
on the inside.

English: 
For example, you teacher wont tell your mom, you're an idiot.
He says:
"Your son learns at a rhythm a bit..
slower than the rest of the class.
You have to soften the hit.
For example, if a guy and a girl are together.
they have kind of a secret code they speak.
And it's kinda like this:
If the screen looks normal like now
it's what the person says.
And if it's black and white, it's what the person really means.
Let's start with women.
"Things that women say".
"That they don't really feel and they say it in a more subtle way".
1.
"Size doesn't matter".
Small penis.
2.
"Honey, it's your choice".
"Do it the way I say or I'll file a divorce"
3.
"You're so skinny"
"Fat!"
4.
"Honey, why did that girl add you on Facebook?"
"Delete that bitch!"
5.
"I'm not angry"
"No sex for a month"
6.
"I don't know what to wear"
"You never buy me clothes!"
7.
"Yes"
"No"
8.
"No"
"Yes"
9.
"I have a headache"
"You're not getting any today"
10.
"Have you ever thought of having children?"
"I'm pregnant"
11.
"Your friend is so cool"
"We hooked up already"
12.
"You're the most important thing I have"
"Because I don't have anything else"
13.
"You look so manly"
"Shower and shave, pig!"
14.
I'll be ready in 5.

English: 
"We're not going out in like 5 hours"
See?, you have to soften the hit.
Now men.
"Things that men say".
"To not make their girl feel bad, because if they make her feel bad, they don't get any"
1.
"Wow, you look beautiful"
"I want you in my bed"
2.
"Did you lose a few pounds?"
"You used to look like a cow"
3.
"I love your new haircut"
"You look exactly the same"
4.
"I like for you to be still, It is as though you are absent"
"Shut your mouth!"
"Watermelon" - "Good".
"Love, I bought you a car"
"I hooked up with my secretary and I feel guilty"
6.
"Hey, your friend is so cool"
"When I kiss you I think of her"
7.
"Honey, I find it a bit odd that you have more guy friends than girl friends.
"You're a slut!"
8.
"Nice dress"
"Nice boobies"
9.
"Such pretty eyes"
"Nice boobies"
10.
"Nice Boobies"
"I love you"
11.
"I'm hungry"
Ok, if a guy says he's hungry, he's hungry.
The thing is, hints are necessary.
They're part of life.
You have to get used to them.
I'll give you the same advice my grandfather gave me a long time ago.
My grandfather looked into my eyes and said.
He didn't have any teeth, you couldn't understand crap.
Question!.

English: 
If you could choose any animal's ability, which one would you choose?.
I would choose an ape's.
Because I could be all day laying down, scratching, doing absolutely nothing.
It'd be really cool.
Oh no, wait, I do that already.
Anyways.
I changed clothes, it must be magic,
I'm Harry Potter!.
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English: 
Ok?.
Ok, bye.
Don't forget to follow me on Facebook and Twitter, as always, the links are in the description below.
I want to greet Mrs. Sheep that made a huge participation today.
Hello, thank you very much, I wanna thank-
A psychological hug and see you next friday with.. talking about the topic that
you just picked.
Take care!, see you next week.
Bye bye.
Hello?
Mr. Sign?
Mr. Sign, it's me, German.
Please I'm asking you to come back
I know you're mad at me but I'm asking you to come back.
People miss you very much, I also miss you very much.
The wall misses you very much Mr Sign.
I know you don't like it when I move but I love you very much Mr Sign.
Please come back Mr Sign.
Please come back.

English: 
We have kidnapped Mr Sign.
"To be continued.."
