KNOW ABOUT HOW HIS MIND WORKS.
SPIKE LEE.
THE PRESIDENT IS ON HIS WAY TO 
VIETNAM.
THE BONE SPURS HEELED UP.
HE IS ON AIR FORCE ONE.
KIM JONG-UN IS TRAVELING BY 
TRAIN.
ON SATURDAY AN ARMOR ED WILL 
TRAVEL 2800 MILES TO VIETNAM.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF 
A MATH WORD PROBLEM.
BUT THIS IS HIS TRAIN.
THIS IS THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT 
COULD.
AND HE IS 2800 MILES BY RAIL IS 
A LONG WAY.
THAT'S A LONG JOURNEY FOR KIM 
JONG-UN.
AND AN EVEN LONGER JOURNEY FOR 
THE PRISONERS WHO HAVE TO CARRY 
HIS TRAIN WHILE HE IS IN IT.
THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT.
THEY DON'T HAVE COAL.
IT'S UNCLEAR WHY HE IS TAKING A 
TRAIN AND NOT A PLANE.
SOME BELIEVE HE IS DOING IT TO 
SPARE HIMSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT 
OF HAVING TO ASK FOR THE SEAT 
BELT EXTENDER.
BUT I TELL YOU, NOTHING SAYS 
EXCITED TO MEET WITH TRUMP LIKE 
GOING 2,800 MILES ON THE SLOW 
POSSIBLE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION.
AND NO ONE APPRECIATES THE WAY 
DONALD TRUMP HAS HANDLED NORTH 
KOREA THAN DONALD JANICE TRUMP 
HIMSELF.
>> WE HAD A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.
THE SINGAPORE WAS A TREMENDOUS 
SUCCESS.
ONLY THE FAKE NEWS LIES TO 
PORTRAY IT OTHERWISE.
WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY BEEN AT 
A WAR WITH NORTH KOREA IN MY 
OPINION HAD I NOT BEEN ELECTED.
OKAY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
>> WELL, NO, THANK YOU.
FOR ACHIEVING WHAT HAD ONLY BE
