But I wanna sleep so bad.
But I'm so fucking hungry.
I'm an old man Darwin
I'm dying.
I usually sleep by like 10/11
Oh I'm not getting stuck in the fuckin cutscene-
Ohh fuck you guys.
How do I leave the cutscene again
Ah shit
OpEn SesaMEE
Yeah this is the luck I'm expecting...
Ugh no rainbow jesus can save us.
My gacha luck is just stronger.
God I wanna go shooting again.
Like in your school?
I mean I-
It'd be a nice culling
But no
No, not that Darwin.
TARGET shooting.
You fucking ANIMAL...
No, they're just catfish.
Who the fuck cares lmao
Ooh I got 10k.
Yeah, see.
Also, open the leather sack.
Darwin. Open the leather sack.
It disappeared?
GET IN THE EVA DARWIN.
Okay, we do this by dice.
If the ending number is Even we go right
If the ending number is odd, we go left.
Uhh left.
There it is, there it is, left.
Thats......right.
ʷᵒʷʷ ᵈᵃʳʷⁱⁿ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵉᵃˢᵗ.
ᴵᵐᵃᴳⁱⁿᴱ ᵍᵉᵀᵗᴵⁿᴳ ˢᵗᵁᶜᴷ ᴵⁿ ᵗᴴᵉ ᶜᵁᵗˢᶜᵉⁿᴱ
...motherfucker
Imaaagine gEttiNg sTuCK In The CutScEnE
the gacha game gods are at it again.
ahhh the classic
interesting uh...faith we have.
huh?
Oh I like it when my father is the head of a church.
and uh....condemns me.
just a bastard son.
Yeah, I think Corey needs a ride.
No. No I don't.
You can run there.
I doNt need-
I don't need your fancy fuckin' flying alright?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
oh wait, wait-
Guys wait-
how do I cancel my teleport?
how do I cancel my teleport?
oh fuck
alright Punch we're almost there.
Did he just dc?
No he teleported like an idiot.
oh
I didn't mean to teleport :')
I'll be there in a bit.
oh look!
It's Fuyu Biyori
with the whale that can't fly.
the little whale that could :)
guys its here btw, i don't know where you guys going.
look.
If I see one more Ramuh mount
I'm ending my life in that pond.
Well, sorry to say chief.
but
mm, that's it.
you have forced my hand.
oh, wait.
I can't.
HAHAHAAHAHA
you cant???
aw hell.
what the fuck :^)
Do all of us have it???
(idk what the fuck darwin says here)
oh my god
its like fucking fruit flies
surrounding an animal
I do it for the gram dude.
see, for now
if this is at 5
oop
pshh she did not give a fuck
OkeY :>
what's going on??
I'm pretty sure its going to be-
:O
OOoHhh
Okay?
oooh thats interesting
jEsus
alright yui
NEVER STOP BETTING RIGHT? :)
oh my god, Yui has a gambling problem
(overlapping voices)
ok this is definitely gambler's fallacy
its OBVIOUSLY right.
And now, while they're in the cutscene
they'll see us doing animations
POG
SEE? Now we can move in before anybody else.
oh no...
Remember Jacob?
Darwin?
(...)
𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓌𝒾𝓃?
I think he's Ḑ̴̘͙͇̼̮̇ę̵̟̼̈́̓̔̆̎͘̕͠a̵̳͙̯̯̲̺͂̚͝d̵̻̺̝͍̗̭̗̟̬̹́̃
I had a roommate.
His name is Jacob.
sliced open his hand trying to sharpen something.
And knocked on my door and is like:
𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱?
And he's shaking
and I'm like yeah...
we're gonna take you to the hospital bud.
𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳?
𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲
𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗔 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁?
𝘕𝘰, 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘊.
𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗔.
Alright
This soup is good :)
We're at McDonalds.
McDonalds seems a bit...
Barren?
Yeah
See
You can see McDonalds off in the distance
This is technically where the drive thru ends
we gotta walk the rest of the way.
Punch, stop fucking hitting provoke
I swear to god
Like, from scratch or like the can?
(talking about soup
what the-
What kind of soup is in the can??
You'd be surprised
Campbells?
Campbells soup is actually pretty good ngl
I like it
oh POG
Give me the fireglass leather
No, I'm needing it.
Nope, I'm gonna get it.
Yep.
90???
You should have just let me have it
I fuckin' hate this guy man.
Who, me?
I really want them to design like a laundromat
In Eorzea
That'd be fun
Pretty sure someone's house is like that.
I went to go ask Darwin
to do fuckin, maps with me one day.
And he's like
"Sorry, I unsubbed."
"I'm actually having a life now."
and I was like ok chief.
Shiva comes out.
Where did that lead you?
BACK TO ME
They always come craawwling back
IMAGINE GETTING STUCK IN THE CUTSCENE????
(oooh nice!)
like
seeya nerds B)
There's another group doing maps right here
Fuck that.
this is tunnel snake territory
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ surround him ♥
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ surround him with the ramuh♥
This guy must be like what the fuck?
wtf :^)
Pog. Ondo Cups.
FREE TP
You know what
Just for that?
We're not going to fucking burger king.
I don't wanna go to burger king.
(ohh noo)
oh no please don't do that
I'm begging you not-
not
go to burger king
Punch wanted the shotgun seat Yui
𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚐𝚞𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝?
𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝟺𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍
91???
94??????
Every day he-
Luke just gets a new harem ykno?
He just shows people his Aymeric cosplay
And all the girls their panties just drop
the fuck??
hey lady
you wanna see this catholic dude from my video game?
I was lookin at something
okay.
when we were teleporting.
okay, and hear me out
mhm?
alright
I'm
I'm hearing
So-
there's this group
right now
ok
They're looking for a quick-
uh- furor clear?
kay
Um
It's a 0-2 chest
kay
okay
technically, it'll be a 0-2 chest
because, its a practise for one.
alright
WE CAN JOIN IT :)
alright
There's 6 spots open
two dps slots are taken
alright, so, ykno what I was thinkin?
I was thinkin-
I'm gonna tank.
ykno?
We got, a scholar main in the group.
okay?
Fuyu Biyori has left the party?
Bro, stop with the pitch
alright?
Spare me the TED talk, lets GO.
But
But but-
But how hard?
But how hard is it to tank this fight tho
It's not how hard is it to tank the fight
It's how hard my class is :^)
No but like
cause I might fail the tank swap that's what I'm saying-
how hard is it?
okay okay okay
when I say VOKE?
you hit the yellow button
ahh ok
ahh ok
okay, okay
I might have pressed a little late uh-
hhhaaaaaaaaaa
H̵͇̗̦̟͊̃̓͑̓̇̚A̶͚̫̮͐͂̈́͒̍͑̍̀̈́̄Â̶͓̰͎̄́̌͐̊͝A̵͉̤̲͉͓̣͔̫̥̤͐̾A̵̧̖̝̅̀̃̃̀̎͊A̸͖̥̅̏̅͝Á̵̠͖̠͇̊̋̄̂̈́͜͜Ả̶̢͕͙̺̼̓̈̏̽͘̚Ḁ̵̢̝̞̻͇̭͍̮͒̀̑̍̀͜Ă̵̝̳͙̻͙͜Ä̷̧̛̯̠̌͑͛̃̽Ȁ̸̧̛̤͜Ả̸̪͉͔̣̹̪͔̀̏̃̅̔͠Ą̴̍̽Ǎ̵̟̩͍̬͇̏͠ͅȂ̶̢̢̹̣͙̜̺̼̽͌̀͂̓̏̀̀A̶̡̹̼͉̙̜̪̯̦͌͠͝͝A̶̧̳̫̘͔͓̩̼̰͎̋͒̅̂̅͌̄̑̕A̴̗̩̰̳͚̟̻͍͑̑̑͜ͅA̷̪͔̥̠̬̙͚̓̓͘A̷̢̱̤̲͕͇̰̹̺̔A̸͈̍͌̀͝A̸̢̨̡̬͕̺̹̖͛̇̑̾̊̿̎̚͜͠A̵͎̞͒́̍͌̌̓̑̆A̶̘͛̌̂̾̍̏̕͜͝͝À̸̛̹͚̼͙̯̝̺̱͇̋͋̅̚Ä̸͖̱̍͆Ä̶̭̺͇́̅̄̆̔̓Ä̵͎̙̤̼͕̲̞̣͉̩́Ả̴̛̱̥̗̥̌̾͆A̴̭̓̂̾̾́Ą̵̹͎̤͉͉͇̯͑̓̄̃̈̚Â̵͈̠̊̅̈͂̏̾̽͊͝Ą̴̭͖̫̄̀̍͊̐͑̀̉
pog.
okay I don't like
hearing things either.
take them into the middle.
in to the middle :)
HE'S NOT MOVINGGG
aw fuckin' hell
fuck fuck
fuck my life
fuck my life
AAAAAAAAAAA
WhAt ThE fUCK
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