( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> Reggie: GET NUTS, GET LOOSE,
GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES CORDEN VS.
JENNIFER HUDSON IN THE "DROP THE
MIC!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DROP THE MIC!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
FIRST UP, HE'S YOUR FAVORITE
HOST WHO'S READY TO ROAST, IT'S
JAMES CORDEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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SHE'S A TRIPLE THREAT WHO
DEFINITELY SEEMS LIKE TROUBLE TO
ME, JENNIFER HUDSON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JAMES, AS A HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST.
>> James: DAMN RIGHT, I WILL.
>> OK, I'M WATCHING YOU.
>> James: SURE YOU'RE READY FOR
THIS?
>> I'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO BE.
ARE YOU READY?
>> James: I'M IN MY HOME TOWN.
OF COURSE I'M READY!
GIVE ME A BEAT!
ALL RIGHT.
>> James: JENNIFER HUDSON'S IN
LONDON, ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
I'M A LOCAL IN THIS COUNTRY
YOU'RE A TOURIST IN THIS CITY.
YOU REMEMBER JEN.
SHE GOT FAMOUS IN THE STATES ON
"AMERICAN IDOL" FOR COMING IN
SEVENTH PLACE.
SO BASICALLY TONIGHT, I'M
CONFUSED WITH WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M BATTLING A WOMAN WHO IS
FAMOUS FOR LOSING.
YOU WON AN OSCAR FOR
"DREAMGIRLS."
GREAT.
I GET IT.
BUT NO ONE REMEMBERS YOU'RE IN
THE FILM, 'CAUSE BEYONCE'S ALSO
IN IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, I SAID IT.
>> LONDON KNOWS YOU.
JAMES, THAT PART IS TRUE.
I CAN TELL BECAUSE EVERYBODY
HERE ALREADY HATES YOU, YOUR
SUCCESS IN AMERICA BROUGHT US
ALL TO OUR KNEES, SCREAMING,
"ENGLAND!
TAKE THIS FOOL BACK!
PLEASE!"
EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO BUT THE
THING YOU DO BEST, JAMES?
IS GROW.
NO MORE FAT JOKES, CUZ IT'S
BELOW THE BELT.
I MEAN IT, YO.
BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT, THO,
JUST LOW YO PENIS OHHHH!
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DID YOU SEE IT?
DID YOU SEE IT?
ANYONE.
>> James: I'VE SEEN IT.
I'VE SEEN IT.
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WILL
NEVER SEE IT?
>> WHO.
>> James: YOU!
RUPERT, GIVE ME A BEAT!
OK, OK, OK YOU RAP WELL FOR AN
"AMERICAN IDOL" ALUM.
REMEMBER YOU LOST A CONTEST
THAT EVEN BO BICE WON JENNIFER'S
NEW SONG CAME OUT A FEW WEEKS
AGO.
IT'S CALLED "REMEMBER ME."
AND PEOPLE ANSWERED WITH "NO!"
SHE JUDGED "THE VOICE U.K."
THEN FLEW BACK HOME THE NEXT
DAY.
DID YOU NOT LIKE OUR WEATHER WAS
THE FOOD NOT OK?
AND YOU'RE DATING A PRO
WRESTLER, SO HE'LL KNOW WHAT
THIS'S ABOUT.
MY LYRICAL PIN WITH A
1-2-3 COUNT.
>> GET YOUR HAND UP OUT OF MY
FACE!
JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, WAI
WAIT.
GO HIT ME AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT NOW.
YEAH, JAMES, I LOST IDOL
YOU GOT ME, YOU RIGHT.
BUT I WON AN OSCAR, A GRAMMY
AND, OH, YEAH, I WON LIFE.
SEE, I'M DYNAMITE JAMES, SO JUST
GIVE IT UP, YOU THROW JHUD ON
THE TRACK AND THE TRACK BLOWS
UP.
I CAN SING, ACT, DANCE, BUT YOU
STILL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING
MORE FAKE THAN A VAPE, AND JUST
AS UNSATISFYING, YOU AIN'T
BLOWING NO SMOKE.
YOU JUST A BOOTLEG TORNADO, I'M
A DREAMGIRL, BOY, I'LL MAKE YOUR
NIGHTMARES FATAL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: WINNING AT LIFE, JHUD?
OK, THAT'S WITTY.
YOU WERE LEGIT THE WORST PART OF
"SEX AND THE CITY"
AND "THREE STOOGES,"
"HAIRSPRAY"
AND A MOVIE CALLED "LULLABY"
YOUR RUN TOMATO SCORE IS MINUS
5.
YOU STARTED YOUR CAREER ON A
CRUISE SHIP ON THE ATLANTIC,
AFTER THIS BATTLE YOU'LL WISH
YOU WORKED ON THE TITANIC.
YOU BEAT ME ON MY SHOW?
I BEG YOUR PARDON, TRUTH IS I'M
NOT A FAN.
I'M MORE INTO KELLY CLARKSON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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♪ I'M MOVING ON, YEAH, YEAH ♪
>> NO, THANK YOU.
AH, AH.
>> DO YOU HAVE MY IMDB PAGE
WRITTEN IN YO HAND?
I GUESS IT'S TRUE, JAMES YOU'RE
A JHUD FAN.
I'VE DONE A DOZEN MOVIES TO
WHAT, YOUR TWO?
YOU CAN GET MORE DONE NOT
CHASING YOUTUBE VIEWS, MAN.
I SING MY OWN SONGS WHILE YOU
HANGIN WITH BIEBER,
BETWEEN YOU AND ME I DON'T KNOW
WHO'S THE BIGGEST DIVA,
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?
I'M SO CONFUSED HOW CUZ YOU,
CUZ YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE!
[ SINGING ]
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OR IS IT JENNIFER HUDSON?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THE WINNER, JENNIFER HUDSON!
>> James: JENNIFER HUDSON,
EVERYONE!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANTHONY
JOSHUA AND RUSSELL BRAND.
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WHAT A SOUP SUPER STAR!
WAHHHH...
