(smoke machine sound)
(crickets chirping)
I'm the clown guy!
(vocalising with ukulele)
Stained shirt black wig, and no red nose
Did you know that I have twelves toes?
Creepy in vintage onesie clothes
Attractions subliminal
Shht magic tricks I do for you
Wanna see a dead body? yes I do!
Once spent a whole night in the zoo
These days are biblical
So you're a snuff clown, Like it in hand cuffs clown
Like an ice cream puff clown, hair always so fluff clown
I like bagpipes, avocados unripe
Like a suit that's pinstripe, voice is like a magpie
I'm the clown guy - faaaaark!
I'm the clown guy!
pfffft!
I'm only good at being clown....... clown!
Guitars don't past the acid test!
You can just chuck out all the rest!
Ukuleles are the best!
My hair's so flammable!
My mum doesn't like to see me in makeup
but on girls it is okay
Don't get why so many people say
a man in a dress in wrong!
So you're a snuff clown like it in hand cuffs clown
Like a nice cream puff clown hair always so fluff clown
I like bagpipes, avocados unripe
Like a suit's that's pinstriped, voice that's like a magpie....
Magpie! (chuckling laughter)
Magpie!
I'm the clown guy!
I'm only good at being cloooooown!
(laughter)
(clapping)
(laughter) Love it. Love it!
