- You get a lot of, uh,
attention for your appearance--
that--that you look different
than the other candidates.
Most people
look like politicians,
and have a certain kind of,
uh, hair, certain kind of--
and people--
- I-I have certain type of hair.
- You do have a certain
kind of hair.
And they--and--
but for some reason
they are
commenting on your hair,
and, uh, Portia has hair--
[laughter]
Portia has hair
like yours sometimes--
[laughter]
And I actually think
that y'all look very similar.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- So, everyone's hair
can do that when it's windy.
Um--
[laughter]
You don't--you don't talk about,
uh, yourself that much,
and so I thought I would ask you
some rather personal questions.
And, uh, it's
Breast Cancer Awareness Month
so for each question you answer,
I think, honestly--
I'm gonna be
the judge of this--
or--or, uh, correctly, uh,
we'll donate $1,000
to Ulta, um, for
breast cancer research, okay?
[cheers and applause]
All right.
Let me see
where they are.
And--okay, well...
If you had to pick
a Republican
presidential candidate
to be stuck
on a deserted island with,
who would it be?
- Um...
Marco Rubio,
he's used to the sun.
- All right.
Good answer.
Uh, you're
from Burlington, Vermont
and so is Ben & Jerry's.
If you were a flavor
of Ben & Jerry's,
what would you
be called?
- Uh, "Burn, Bernie, Burn."
[laughter]
- So it would be
hot and spicy ice cream?
- That's right.
- Okay.
Never been burned
by ice cream before,
it would be interesting.
Have you ever been
in handcuffs?
- Yes.
I don't know
exactly what you mean by that--
- All right.
[laughter]
- Look, that's all right.
That's all right.
- I was--
- Leave it.
- I take it--
I take it to mean
was I ever arrested
by the police.
- Well, no, not necessarily.
- When I was--
[laughter]
When I was young, yes,
I was involved
in a civil rights--
civil rights demonstration,
and I was arrested.
- All right.
Let's call it
a civil right demonstration.
[laughter]
Um, who has better hair,
you or Donald Trump?
- Oh, that goes without saying.
- Yeah.
I agree.
Uh, who's your favorite member
of One Direction?
- We loo--
did I see Harry something?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I-I think maybe...Harry.
- Harry?
All right, yeah.
If you were in a karaoke bar,
and you had to pick
one song to sing,
what would it be?
- Uh, it would be
from, um, Saturday Night Fever.
[laughter]
It would be--I can't remember
the name of that song.
- How does it go?
- Well, you know
how it goes.
- There's--
- There's John Travolta
walking down the street.
That's how it goes.
- "Stayin' Alive"?
- Yes, that's right.
- "Stayin' Alive."
- "Stayin' Alive," that's right.
- All right, great.
[cheers and applause]
Boxers or briefs?
- Briefs.
- Interesting.
What was your favorite swear--
what is
your favorite swear word?
- Can't say it.
- All right.
[laughter]
Name a celebrity
your wife has a crush on.
- Umm... there she is.
I don't know.
- Do you want to answer.
- No.
- All right.
[laughter]
Uh, what do you do
to relax?
- I have
seven beautiful grandchildren,
and they are
the joy of my life.
And I relax
when I'm around them.
- Wonderful, all right.
[cheers and applause]
- Though--one last question.
Last question.
What did you want to be
when you were a kid?
- Social worker.
- A social worker, really?
Interesting.
All right, well,
you are fantastic.
Thank you for being here.
and $10,000 for--
oh, hold on.
I just r--so $10,000 goes, uh,
to breast cancer research.
You are always campaigning.
I-I think when our producer
was on the phone with you,
you had to hurry up
and hang up the phone
'cause you had to campaign,
so you're--
you're--you're always
everywhere trying to campaign.
So I got you something
to help you
no matter where you are.
All right.
So here's how it goes.
Robbie will set it up for you.
All you have to do
is bring this briefcase out,
pull it up--
[laughter]
Got it?
- Oh.
- All right.
So you just--
you just carry that around--
[cheers and applause]
You're ready to go.
You can stand behind it.
You can campaign.
- All right.
- All right.
So, uh, that's for you.
We'll be right back.
Bernie Sanders.
- Thank you.
["Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees]
- [singing] Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man
no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around
since I was born
And now it's all right
It's okay
You may look the other way
We can try
to understand
"The New York Times"
effect on man
Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother
You're staying alive,
staying alive
Feel the city breaking
and everybody shaking
You're staying alive,
staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
staying alive, staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah
