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>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.
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>> Jimmy: VERY SEXEED UP 
AUDIENCE TONIGHT.
IT'S DIFFICULT TO KEEP UP WITH 
THE KARDASHIANS.
EVERY DAY YOU HAVE SOMETHING 
GOING ON.
>> WE DO.
>> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT WAS YOUR 
SISTER'S 21st BIRTHDAY.
YOU HAD A BIG PARTY, I SAW.
>> WE WENT TO CATCH DINNER AND 
WENT TO THIS CLUB AND HAD CRAZY 
CELEBRATIONS, AND I HEARD YOU'RE
NEIGHBORS.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> SHE HAD A AFTER PARTY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTED YOU.
>> Jimmy: NO, I SAW SOMETHING 
WAS GOING ON, BUT I WAS WATCHING
THE BASEBALL GAME.
I FEEL LIKE THEY WEREN'T.
>> THEY WERE NOT WATCHING THE 
BASEBALL GAME.
>> Jimmy: THEY WERE THE ONLY 
ONES IN AMERICA.
WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG PARTY LIKE 
THAT, DO PEOPLE BRING GIFTS OR 
IS IT LIKE NO GIFTS?
>> SHE -- I THINK GIFTS ARE 
ALWAYS ACCEPTED.
I THINK ANYWHERE YOU GO, BUT MY 
MOM WAS LIKE COME ON, LET'S GO.
SHE WAS RILING US UP AND WE WERE
LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON, AND THEN 
WE GO OUTSIDE AND THERE'S A 
ROLLS ROYCE AND A MAN STANDING 
THERE.
I WAS LIKE WHAT'S THE GIFT, THE 
GUY OR THE CAR, AND THEN THIS 
GUY JUST HANDS HER A PAIR OF 
KEYS TO THE CAR.
HE'S SOME PRINCE AND I WAS LIKE 
IS THIS A JOKE ON MY 21st 
BIRTHDAY?
I THINK I GOT A DINNER AND A 
PURSE.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST GET CARS 
FROM STRANGERS.
>> Jimmy: HE GAVE HER THAT?
>> A CAR.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> I KNOW, AND THIS MORNING I 
WAS LIKE HOLY CRAP.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
YOU GOT THIS CAR.
HOW DID YOU GET IT HOME?
SHE WAS LIKE I FORGOT I GOT A 
CAR.
THAT'S HOW DRUNK SHE WAS.
>> Jimmy: SHE LEFT IT IN L.A.?
>> I'M SURE MY MOM TOOK IT.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, WOW.
THAT'S CRAZY.
>> I REALLY FELT LIKE IT WAS 
SOMETHING TOTALLY MADE UP 
