It's a dollhouse!
Millhouse!
Minnie Mouse!
Miniature furniture furniature furf-[unintelligible]
is sized for really small spaces.
[Every "S" sound is hard and out of place]
A popular scale is 1:1,
but a more popular scale is a banana.
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail,
there's no attention to detail.
[light background music]
[music begins to repeat]
No!
He first measures and cuts tape, for now.
He spits.
He cuts a swan neck.
- Cut a duck, cut a duck, cut a duck, cut a duck
- He cuts and removes the swan's face
to finish off the job.
It's the little d.
[beep]
Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead,
he makes this miniature grandfather clock.
No effort!
Clahawl, clahawl, clahawl...
He signs the back,
which makes his signature.
[sickly-sounding gibberish]
The miniature clock looks too small.
lol, fail.
He applies a strip of crisp bacon.
- Pretty cool. 
- A classic touch.
- Pretty cool, classic stuff.
- A strip of moldy bacon.
- Gross! Ew!
- A sick touch.
[repeating musical beat]
It's oxygen that makes a difference in space.
Time to talk about hot dogs.
- Hot dog
What are hot dogs?
lololol
If you've been wondering about those black stripes,
all is about to be revealed.
Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of traditional, hot, and dogs.
The trimmings are ground the same way  butchers chop up hamburger meat:
pure racism.
Americans are number one.
Germans should be on the street.
Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat.
I really hate all people in different regions.
[beep]
Five and a quarter inches: the length of one soccer field, twice.
That's close to two soccer fields!
Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this big death machine.
[music slows down]
Another machine then vacuums out any hot dogs.
[vacuum noise]
[vacuum stops]
[sad music]
(English accent) Hot dog!
An inspector eats 3,500 hotdogs a minute.
This factory manu-factors an incredible three hot dogs an hour.
That's close to two!
[music]
- Come further.
Further.
Lie down.
- No.
- That's okay. If you don't want to, you don't have to.
The type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of
type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of materials.
Sluls. Sluuls.
Such as foam, wool, sauce, oars,
or pathetic materials
such as Floam, or huge densely packed bales weighing almost six pounds.
This Polyester fiber is made from polyester fiber.
[music note]
Brrr...
Spray a special solution to reduce static electricity.
["S" sounds are hard again]
Fans push the fibers to another opening machine,
called The Other Opening Machine.
Ah!
After the garnet hopper, the fibers look like complete crap.
Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out.
[Wilhelm scream]
I'm the king.
The workers must be taught to obey.
A technician punches out the other workers,
and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers.
They need to be pulled apart.
This process is called opening the workers.
The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spiked roller.
This maims them considerably.
But not completely.
Snishicians.
Lovers everywhere, plugged in,
and turned in,
and turned on,
and plugged on, to the conch.
Everyone is a telephone operator.
To make high-end headphones,
an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones,
to produce a critical component:
the headphones.
Bub. Blulb. Budidub
A technician turned on her computer and logged in to YouTube.
She then trolled the entire YouTube public hundreds of times.
RUDE.
Ugga, ugga, ogga, ogga, olga, olga
These tools mold the plastic to the desired shape.
... The press molds the plastic to the desired shape.
The Press Molds the Plastic to the Desired Shape.
The prerp uth. Yay!
The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone,
for a wide and flat Audi.
[pronounces Audi incorrectly]
AaAaA
The next technician's a freak.
Must be in her brain.
One very strange individual.
[Adele says "beep" repeatedly]
Incoming signal!
- Hey guys, Max here.
So, os
Okay, so today's question is:
What
- The list is endless, as is the Bread.
But how would they react to the modern day bread factory?
[kids voices] Kids React To:
[narrator voice] Bread.
[music]
The dough will eventually rise.
[music]
Eventually...
Weighing a whopping 1,000 kilos,
the contents are emptied
into a Lowe's.
[gibberish] Whoa!
The dough is then folded
and roll-ded
and molded
and dough-ded.
[cartoon "boing" sound effects]
The machine can handle three per second,
for a total of 11,500
per second.
Duriruge
During transport, the dough can rest, allowing the yeast to act.
They're now...
ready for shipping.
[romantic flute music]
Dough pieces mus not touch one another!
[many deep, monstrous voices]
Dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
So now, you're really dope.
"Dope" means "cool".
You're really cool.
