the characters names and events in the
skit are fictional any resemblance or
similarity to any actual events entities
or persons whether living or dead was
entirely coincidental we have no
intention to hurt diehard fans of
Shakespeare. under-18 kids, heart
patients, pregnant ladies and shaky
veriyans stop this video this is not for
you. inside I M.A. English class and
looking at a picture on the wall.
Francis Bacon thou art known till this date
Yet pity thee has only a prose unit but I
have a whole paper a very much deserved
than thee.
Ramya is entering the class in the
morning
who's that man sitting in our class goes
and sees him oh my god! it's a ghost it
seems! what a ghost I am Shakespeare I
have come cometh as an apparition yeah
I remember you from that article a month
ago you're the guy who was accused for
the plagiarized content in your plays
right? what? a play
plagiarized content it was not like a
cut copy paste work as you do. It is
called as an inspiration.
oh! you call cut copy paste as
inspiration in your days? we are
submitting a plagiarism report even for
our assignment work.. huh.. okay fine
but why did you choose our university to
visit? As you all know I don't like to go
to the University. I also don't like
university wits.. the "educated fools" they
are!!! But you people have chosen your
group name as University wits for my
paper..
so I just want to come and see the three
of you where are the others? Because we
University Wits believe in education and
not inspiration I have just come early
today Sangavi will come soon but
Preethi..
she'll come only in the middle of the
class.
So you're saying that I must wait for
them? Is it so? No sir. I think they
must have been in the preparations for
your arrival. Oh! I see!
Sir, shall we have a small talk sir.. a
kind of interview.. I just want to capture
this moment and I want to record your
voice so that I can show this to my
friends. I can't give you an interview just
like that. Sir, I will play this audio in class
and especially during Shakespeare class
so that everyone of us can know about
you much better.. the real face of you... the
"real face of you". okay fine.
what if you wanteth me to answer?
I can't get you sir. Can you speak like a
modern man? Yo! man! what about everyone I'm
Shakespeare. Your Shaky! see.. now itself
who can sense the fakeness. A kind
of formal interview started. Hi, hello,
Vanakkam and welcome to the special meet
I am really very excited to meet our
guest. A paramount personality! King of
universality! Lay man's familiar figure!
Co-inventor of English words! Explicit
Elizabethan! Dynamic dramatist! You might
have guessed it as Christopher Marlowe? It's
our own Shakespeare! Let us start our
program. Sir, what difference do you find
in your period and at present? In our
times only very few of us were like gold.
That's a great compliment for us. So,
do you think you wouldn't have become
such a successful person in this present
era? I think it might have been somewhat
difficult to attain that position but I
just love my period! Oh! you love your
period!
okay, I just want to know if you didn't
become a writer
what would you be? To be frank, I was an
usherer in a theatre. If I wasn't a writer
then at least I would be a pious
spectator of all the dramas by working
as the same usherer. That make sense that you
had bliss in making plays. Then why did
you write poetry if you are well
flourished in drama?
Drama was banned some time clearly I
didn't have money in my hand what could
I have done? that's why I wrote
poetry for money... I shouldn't tell her that.
Well.. I wanted to try my hands in every
genre. If so then what's your favorite
sonnet? It is Sonnet 130. Can you recite
it? I'm waiting to hear it? My mistress eyes are
nothing like the sun; Coral is far more
red than her lips' red; If snow be white,
why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be
wires, black wires grow on her head. I
have seen roses damasked, red and white,
but no such roses, see I in her cheeks,
And in some perfumes is there more
delight Than in the breath that from my
mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak,yet well I know that music hath a far
more pleasing sound I grant I never saw
a goddess go; My mistress when she walks
treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as
rare As any she belied with false compare.
That's amazing! but whom did you address
these sonnets? is it addressed to your
friend W.H. or your beloved or the dark
lady? Still it remains a secret to us.
Secret must always be a secret. this
University wits still pestering me with
such questions. See... even after my death
they are finding fault by digging over
the past. With these speculations you are
claimed as homosexual. Is it true?
Nice question, next question. Well what do
you think about our class? You people are
so meritorious and more lively and
interactive during classes especially
during Shakespeare classes. Thank you so
much. But all credits must go to Jayasree ma'am.
The way she handled the classes
actually. Yah! Yah! I know.
I know I saw everything from heaven.
Heaven?
You deserve heaven? Yeah! Of course, I
deserve heaven. Everything happened so far is
just a dream. Ramya is sleeping in the class. Sangavi enters.
Hey Ramya. Why are you sleeping? Whether have you checked plagiarism? We have to submit the report today.Sang, hurray!! I got idea for our assignment.
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