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WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK TO
THE VERY VERY VERY LATE
NIGHT SHOW..
I'M YOUR HOST LIKE
EVERY NIGHT LB
AND UHHH RIGHT NOW WE GOT TWO OF
THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE WORLD
RIGHT NOW
I MEAN WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HEARING THEIR NAMES.
NOW YOU TWO USUALLY
KEEP IT PRIVATE
BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO
OPEN UP AND UHHH
TELL US HOW
YOU'RE FEELING.
♪ ♪
♪ SEE I'M A REAL WOMAN ♪
♪ A WOMEN THAT
DOESN'T NEED MUCH ♪
♪ BUT APPRECIATES
A WHOLE LOT ♪
♪ AND HE ALWAYS CALL ME
CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT CRAZY ♪
♪ I'M FROM LA WHERE
THE SUN'S ALWAYS SHINING ♪
♪ SO A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE SHADY ♪
♪ BUT AT LEAST
I GOT MY BABY ♪
♪ YEAH, RIGHT
BABY RIGHT ♪
♪ LOOK ♪
♪ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
REAL LOVE AND FAKE LOVE ♪
♪ THE SAME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
REAL AND FAKE ONES ♪
♪ YOU CAN FEEL
THE DIFFERENCE ♪
♪ AND EVEN THOUGH
IT CHANGES OVERTIME ♪
♪ IT STAYS CONSISTENT ♪
♪ I AINT GONNA LIE THOUGH ♪
♪ IT TAKES PERSISTENCE ♪
♪ BUT YOU THE ONE I WANNA
BE WITH WHEN THE BALL DROP ♪
♪ THAT'S WHY I SEND FOR
YOU LIKE THE CALL DROP ♪
♪ PLUS I KNOW ALL
YOUR INSECURITIES ♪
♪ AND I DON'T MEAN
LIKE MALL COPS ♪
♪ I MEAN THE TYPE
WE ALL GOT ♪
♪ I'M NEVER FOCUSED ON MY
EXES MORE THAN OUR EXECUTION ♪
♪ NO TIME TO BE STRESSED
AND CONFUSING ♪
♪ A HAPPY HOME IS
THE BEST TO MOVE IN ♪
♪ JUST LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS
CAN BE THE BEST CONCLUSION ♪
♪ MY DAD USED TO SAY REAL LOVE
CAN BE THE BEST ILLUSIONS ♪
♪ BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK IT'S
THERE, IT'S ALREADY MOVING ♪
♪ AND SOME FEELINGS WILL LEAVE
BEFORE THE REST CAN MOVE IN ♪
♪AND I KNOW BOTH OF OUR FAMILIES
ARE DIVORCED AND SUING ♪
♪ BUT LOOK THIS AINT
REPETITION ♪
♪ IT'S EVOLUTION ♪
♪ YOU CHANGED THE THEORY UP ♪
♪ YOU THE TYPE TO HAVE THE
HARDEST TEARING UP ♪
♪ AND ALL YOUR
FRIENDS AROUND YOU ♪
♪ TRY TO GET THEIR
APPEARANCE UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU AINT EVEN
WEARING MUCH ♪
♪ BUT REAL ENOUGH TO REMIND
ME TO HIT MY PARENTS UP ♪
♪ [HOST] WOW I MEAN
MAKE SOME NOISE ♪
♪ [HOST] FOR 'EM EVERYBODY
MAKE SOME NOISE! I MEAN ♪
♪ [HOST] THAT'S THAT'S REAL
LOVE, YOU KNOW... ♪
♪ [HOST] IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ♪
♪[HOST] MAKES ME WANT TO CALL
MY WIFE UP AND TELL HER I LOVE
HER ♪
♪ [HOST] YOU SEEM LIKE
A STAND UP GUY, ♪
♪ [HOST] DO YOU REALLY HAVE
HER BEST INTEREST? ♪
♪ YEAH HE'S SWEET ♪
♪ I MEAN YOU KNOW WHEN HE
WANTS TO BE NOT ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ LET'S NOT FRONT IN FRONT
OF ALL THESE PEOPLE ♪
♪ DON'T ACT LIKE JUST
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO ♪
♪ YOU WASN'T WITH THEM ♪
♪ OUT HERE,
DISRESPECTING ME ♪
♪ I MEAN YOU
KNOW I UP TOO ♪
♪ WENT THROUGH YOUR PHONE
YOU WASN'T LOOKING ♪
♪ AND I FOUND OUT, BUT IF
WE IN THE SAME HOUSE ♪
♪ THE SAME BUILDING
THEN YOU CAN'T ♪
♪ INTERRUPT A HAPPY HOME
THAT'S STILL BUILDIN ♪
♪ YOU OL' SNEAKY ♪
♪ IS YOU SAYING ♪
♪ WHO ARE YOU TALKIN TO ♪
♪ NEVER CALLED YOU A BUT
WHO ARE YOU BARKING TO ♪
♪ LOOK YOU DISRESPECTING ME
CALLING ME A LYING ♪
♪ WHO ARE YOU TRYING
AM I ON TRIAL ♪
♪ ARE YOU NOT THE NUMBER
ONE ON MY SPEED DIAL ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT YOU TRIPPING
YOU NEED GUIDANCE ♪
♪ YOU GOT THESE PEOPLE
INSIDE OUR BUSINESS ♪
♪ LIKE YOU AND I IS ♪
♪ YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN
CATCH THAT DID YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE TOO UNDIVIDED ♪
♪ YOU'RE TOO INDECISIVE ♪
♪ YOU'RE TOO ONE SIDED ♪
♪ YOU THE TYPE TO KICK ME
OUT THE HOUSE AFTER I BUY IT ♪
♪ AND THEN TALK TO ME
LIKE YOU'RE THE PRO ♪
♪ WHEN I'M THE ONE THAT'S
BEEN PROVIDING ♪
♪ I HATE TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S
PRIVATE WHEN WE NOT IN PRIVATE♪
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SAY
NOTHING TO PISS YOUR MOTHER OFF♪
♪ SINCE WE INVITING EVERYONE
IN THE BEDROOM ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE THE COVERS OFF ♪
♪ AND TALKING ABOUT HOW
YOU WHAT'S HIS NAME ♪
♪ WHO'S SO LAME ♪
♪ I WISH I WOULD'VE KNOWN
BEFORE I TOOK THE RUBBER OFF ♪
♪ GOT ME QUESTIONING LIKE
IS THIS EVEN LOVE AT ALL ♪
♪ I USED TO SEE MY
FUTURE IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ LIKE THE CRYSTAL BALL
(CRYSTAL BALL) ♪
♪ LOOKING FOR SOME FEELINGS
IN THE LOST AND FOUND ♪
♪ CONTEMPLATING ♪
♪ THINKING HOW WE SUPPOSED
TO HOLD EACH OTHER DOWN ♪
♪ IF WE CAN'T EVEN HOLD
ON A CONVERSATION ♪
♪ YOU TAKE THE SEX AWAY ♪
♪ THEN WHAT ELSE ARE
WE LEFT TO LAY IN ♪
♪I'M TIRED OF FRONTING FOR THESE
PEOPLE WHO AINT GOT OUR BACK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE TO THEM IT'S
ALL ENTERTAINMENT ♪
♪ AND THEY NOT LOOKING AT
US LIKE WE REAL PEOPLE ♪
♪ OR LIKE WE UP
HERE JUST PLAYING ♪
♪ AND IF TIME'S THE ONLY
THING WE CAN'T AFFORD ♪
♪ WHY WOULD WASTE IT ♪
♪ HOW WE SUPPOSED TO
FACE OUR PROBLEMS ♪
♪ IF WE CAN'T EVEN
FACE TO FACE IT ♪
♪♪♪
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