Brace yourselves
for the Lightning Round!
[ Thunder crashes ]
I hold in my hand
a series of questions.
Each is worth 10 points.
Let's get 2 minutes
on the clock.
Let's do this.
"The English Patient"
won nine Academy Awards.
What helps you get
a good night's sleep? Maria!
25 milligrams
of Seroquel.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
  Hawaii is the most
geographically isolated
 land mass in the world.
Where does Tori Spelling summer?
-Maria!
 -The back of Pier 1?
 [ Laughter ]
 We were looking for the condo
 between her implants,
-but we'll accept that.
-Okay.
In 16th-century Canada,
 women drank an elixir
  made with beaver testicles
  as a form of contraception.
  What are your plans
   for the next four years?
-James.
  -Beaver testicles.
  10 points.
 New York was originally named
New Amsterdam.
  Name an experience that is
augmented by smoking marijuana.
Maria Bamford.
A Girl Scout
   troop meeting?
 10 points! 10 points.
  Caesar Rodney was featured
 on the first
 commemorative state quarter.
Who does your laundry?
Maria!
   Marta Buen Rostro
de Sylmar, California.
  10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
 Some male songbirds sing more
  than 2,000 times each day.
 Who likes Broadway too much?
Maria.
Neil Patrick Harris?
 10 points! 10 points!
  [ Buzzer ]
  Time's up.
  Let's see the final scores.
Maria Bamford,
 you just won
  "Talk Show the Game Show"!
  Bridget, show Maria
what she's won.
It's a brand-new vacuum cleaner,
