INTRODUCING!
GAME OF THRONES ACTION FIGURES!
Watch out! Jorah's trying to confess his love for Khaleesi!
Destroy his feelings! With over 40 poorly acted lines!
I fucked that greasy Spaniard!
♪ GAME OF THRONES! ♪
Recreate your favorite scenes with new
ultra-detailed Westoros toys!
Looks like Cersei Lannister needs a good
pounding!
Quickly!
Pump her full of Joffrey!
With Jaime's magnetized crotch-action!
Woah!
She's giving birth!
I hate you mother!
♪ GAME OF THRONES! ♪
Who's that!?
Theon Greyjoy! (Chorus of children)
Not anymore!
Transform into Reek!
With the press of a button!
Abort Rob Stark's unborn child with pregnant stabbing action!
(Screams)
Yeaaaaaah!
Uh-oh! Your favorite character isn't
dead yet?
Introducing the official George
RR Martin conk rock
Smash that good fortune into oblivion!
Game of Thrones Action Figures!
Lamborghini and disposable whores each sold
separately.
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