- [Man] Oh it touched.
- [Woman] It touched.
- [PapaDoc] No it didn't.
- [Woman] It did.
- Oh.
- [Man] I swear it touched.
- [Woman] Roll the
cameras back in slow mo.
- And the camera crew.
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(screams)
- That was a wolf bite.
No I-,
- Today on GabeTube TV we're doing Rock Me
- Archi-, Dad.
Today on GabeTube TV we're doing Rock Me
- It's your part, you gotta say it.
Today on GabeTube TV we're doing
Rock Me
- Rock Me.
(screams)
- Today on GabeTube TV we're
doing Rock Me Archimedes.
- Very good, that was awesome.
Archimedes was a great
mathematician, physicist
and inventor who discovered
the principles of the lever.
So this toy is for kids
that are eight and up
and for anyone who wants their kids
to learn how to strategize.
So if you like games like chess,
this is certainly one of the best.
- Oh I do chess.
I do chess club,
at my school.
- So this will certainly one
of the best toys for you.
Yes Gabe is in chess club at his school.
- [Gabe] We're placing marbles
in the mid-zone to start,
you roll the die to move the
marbles toward the end zone.
- [PapaDoc] So the first
person to get four marbles
into your end zone without
causing either end of the
rocker board to touch
the table wins the game.
- [Gabe] Yeah.
Now lets open this baby up.
(singing) Lets open this baby up,
Lets open this baby up.
- [PapaDoc] It's wood Gabe.
- [Gabe] Oh jeez, I didn't know.
- [PapaDoc] So the object
of the game is to get
four of your marbles into the endzone
without causing either
end of the rocker table
to touch the table.
And you win the game.
If you cause either end
of the rocker table to
touch the table then you forfeit the game
and your opponent wins.
- Wait where's the marbles?
- They're in the rocker board.
- What?
(laughs)
- [Both] Oo.
- So everything is inside the game,
it comes self contained.
- I want the black marbles.
- [PapaDoc] And I guess that
means I get the white marbles.
- I got the die.
- [Gabe] The game
contains 12 black marbles
and 12 white marbles.
One marble tray.
One die.
One rocking board and
one platform.
- [PapaDoc] So the first thing you do
is you slide apart the rocker board
and you remove the marble tray.
Then you slide the rocker
board back together.
Alright then you place the rocker board
on top of the wooden platform.
On your turn you do one of two things,
either you add a marble to the midzone
on the rocker board or you roll the die
and move your marbles the
indicated number of spaces.
So here are a few things that you
need to know about moving your marbles.
One, you can move the marble forward,
or backwards,
sideways,
but you can't move it diagonally.
- [Gabe] What?
- [PapaDoc] You can move your marble
along the grooved path
or you can pick them up and move them.
And that becomes relevant
because you can't
prevent the rocker board from moving
in one direction or another.
You can jump over your opponent's marbles.
- [Gabe] Like this?
- [PapaDoc] To move
further along on the board
and that only counts as one move.
You can't jump over your own marble.
In other words, you can't
move this one like this,
you have to move this one here.
If you roll a two or a three, you can
divide moves among multiple marbles.
Which leads me to rule four,
you can't jump over your own marble.
Rule five, if you roll a two or a three,
you can divide moves
among multiple marble.
- I rolled a three, watch.
- Rule six, you cannot
move a single marble
more than once during a turn.
No space on the board is off limits
to your marbles and vice versa.
- Lets get this started.
- Okay, so remember on your turn,
you either put a marble on
the board in the midzone
or you roll the die and move your marbles
the appropriate numbers of spaces.
- Wait, whoever gets
the highest number wins,
gets to go first.
- That's not one of the rules
but okay, lets go with it.
Two.
- Two.
- Three.
- You get to go first.
- I get to go first so I'm gonna start
and put, so this is my endzone,
and that's your endzone, so
what color are your marbles?
Black, okay, so I have the white marbles
and this is my endzone, Gabe has the
black marbles and that's his endzone.
So I'm gonna start by putting
the marble in the midzone
as close to my endzone as possible
because the goal is to get four marbles
in my endzone.
Your turn.
(laughs)
My turn.
And remember at any point
during the gameplay,
if you cause either
end of the rocker board
to touch the table, you lose.
Oh you moved it back, okay.
See
I could actually put
one over here.
You gotta roll, either
put one marble up there,
you only have one marble.
You're tryna get
you're
why would you put the marble there?
(laughs)
- I'm trying to make you lose.
- Three.
One
two
Jesus, looks like it's
easier to pick it up
cause you cause it to rock less
than if you roll it along the grooves.
Three.
- I is playing, I'm playing smart.
- Oh.
He's playing smart this time.
I don't know how he was playing last time.
- [Woman] Dumb.
- Yes.
- Doh.
- Doh?
- No.
Three.
One,
a-two,
a-three.
- [Gabe] A-one,
a-two.
Three.
One,
two,
a-three.
It's a-me Mario!
Two, how yo do that.
One.
- [PapaDoc] I'ma move
this one closer to me.
Well I'ma leave that there in case I need
something to balance it.
Oo.
Three.
- Three!
Oh jeez, jeez, it's over.
- [PapaDoc] No, it's not close to over.
- [Gabe] One.
It's a-me Mario!
Two.
You gotta keep yours or
you automatically lose.
And,
Dad, remember the rules.
Three.
- Actually you know what, I'm gonna put
some more marbles on the board.
- [Gabe] Oh I'm gonna trust you Dad.
- [PapaDoc] How you
gonna try to make me lose
instead of you winning.
- [Gabe] Oh jeez!
Three.
- Now I know why they
make you continue to move
because if you find out
you're about to hit the table,
you can't stop in the middle of your move
and then add another marble.
So either you add a marble or you move
a number of spots on the die.
Now I can always move backwards.
- [Gabe] You dropped it Dad.
- [Woman] Gabe.
- Two.
- [PapaDoc] Be careful.
You're gonna make yourself lose.
That was one.
- See I'm not gonna be able to move
any more that way without ...
- [Woman] Yes, move that way.
- Oh!
Oo.
- I can move this one back
this way to get me some
(laughs)
Oo.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
(laughs)
- [Woman] Smart move Gabe, good job.
- Well actually he helped me because
he put a balance on the other side.
- Uh!
- Smart move Gabe, thanks for helping me.
So what I'm gonna have to do is add
some marbles here to get a counter weight
cause you, I don't know
what you're trying to do.
- [Gabe] Really Dad?
- [PapaDoc] I wasn't
supposed to roll, I'm sorry.
You cannot do anything but add more weight
to the center to help balance the end.
- No I'm trying to get you down.
- I don't think you know
what you're trying to do.
- Two.
Oo this is hard right?
Oh you're trying to.
(laughs)
- [PapaDoc] One.
- I already got one on my side.
(laughs)
- [PapaDoc] You bumped my hand.
(laughs)
- Dad just move it.
(laughs)
(laughs)
You still have to move them.
- No just after you move
it, you can't move it again
but I'm gonna,
I'm not gonna be able to move it because
even when I touch it, it
just rocks the board so
I can get some counter weight this way.
I touched it but it's not gonna be,
I'm not gonna be able to move it
so I'm gonna move this one this way.
One.
Two.
You see?
So that's one move and then that's two.
So that way I put more
balance on your side
so this raises this
up, which will allow me
the ability to put one down here.
See what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
- To make it a little more tilty.
- Lets see since you moved.
- Three, three, three, three.
- I can probably get some more in there,
all I need is one more marble.
If I can get down with these three,
I can probably get these three.
- [Gabe] Oh, it got so close.
Yes.
- I got one more.
I'll move this one, this way.
Watch.
- [Gabe] Oh no, no you won't.
- Oh!
Oh.
- [Man] Oh it touched!
- [PapaDoc] No it didn't.
- [Woman] It did, it touched three times.
Look, it's constantly touching.
- It's not.
It's not touching.
- [Woman] It is!
- Y'all are cheating.
- [Woman] It did touch.
- I'm looking at it.
- [Woman] It stopped touching
but it touched three time.
Roll the cameras back, roll the camera.
- Yo the camera.
- [PapaDoc] Oh.
- [Man] Oh it touched.
- [Woman] It touched.
- [PapaDoc] No it didn't.
- [Woman] It did.
- No, the judges and the camera crew.
Everybody's cheating.
- You lost.
You lost.
- [Woman] You lost the game.
(laughs)
- [Man] Oh he got sassy, he got mad.
- I hope you enjoyed the video
because me and Dad did.
Well maybe Dad didn't.
If you like games of strategy,
make sure you check it out.
This game is available
at target for 29.99.
So get you one.
And leave a comment down below.
- Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
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