Niners!
Summer is winding right down into NFL 2015
If you are on your way
to the Charlie Wedemeyer annual football Allstar
game.
You are privileged, why?
August 1st
4:30 for that annual classic,
to be followed by 7:PM,
the 49ers will come rampaging out on that
field,
and you get to watch them practice.
Please
let me remind you
don’t forget your cam,
and you will post
constantly hopefully,
have a feed,
tell us where you’re going to be.
If I could just be there.
This is for those of us who aren’t going
to be there.
From that point on it’s all downhill,
we’ll be heading right into the season.
And,
got another
one of my favorite quotes from camp.
And this coming from Big Man
Quinton Dial.
Quinton is quoted:
"I feel like it's our time now,"
"Time for me and Tank
to make our mark,
to make our legacy.”
There’s just something
warm and exciting
about knowing your big man
has a goal set
for administering pain and suffering to the
opposition.
Just kind of gives you that giddy, lovely
feeling inside.
And it’s a good thing too
because the NFL top 100 right?
No, I know!
We,
nobody!
We have nobody on the list.
And if you look down the list
you wonder,
where are names like Aldon Smith,
Bowman didn’t make it?
Now Aldon Smith ok maybe you guys didn’t
like him
because the fact that he had a little problem
last year.
Bowman didn’t make it? Why?
Frank Gore?
I don’t know the rules
or the criterion of which they go by,
but it’s a little strange
that we had nobody on the NFL network’s
top 100
And also did you get excited a few days ago?
Isaiah Battle right?
6’6
320LBS.
The man can cover 40 yards of real estate
in 5.2.2.
That’s insane.
That’s a road grader you can run behind
all day.
We didn’t get him, the St Louis Rams did.
But you know what I,
I went ahead and looked up some more information
on him,
Do you know that Isaiah,
all 320LBS of him
can only bench 225 12 times?
He was one of the weakest guys at pro-day.
I can knock that up 4 times without a problem
myself.
Now he weighs way more than I do,
he can’t do any better than that?
Also they say he has a little problem bending
at the knees,
he’s one of those guys that bends at the
waist.
Listen St. Louis make sure
that you start him
against us.
I’m looking forward to that.
I don’t feel any pain,
it’s not sour grapes,
I’m just happy about the fact that we don’t
have to worry about
having lost
an offensive lineman
that I thought
was the real deal.
And oh,
one other thing.
How fortunate were we?
Remember last week when the NFL
swept down through the league like a plague,
and gave out all those suspensions?
We escaped.
We are not to be concerned this year,
as we will start the season
without a problem,
and that’s, and I’m the…
Ronbo
Hey
Yes, indeed
props to Trent for kicking Ray McDonald to
the curb
-just in time!
-Yes!
And Ronbo
Yeah?
What is up with all them brothers on suspension?!
What?
You could make an African Safari movie
with all them Black folks on that list,
Whoa!
I mean ain’t nothing but ya’ll!
Ya’ll?!
And Antonio Gates?
That brother needs needs to go straight to
jail!
Wait MC! Tom Brady’s on the list!
Say what?
What?
Tom Brady?
Brady found out he wasn’t White
right around the same time as Slim Shady did!
What?!
To this day people are still asking who’s
the “REAL SLIM SHADY!”
And Since the Gate antics got underway in
New England years ago,
if you search Black Drama programs,
look for
the "Belichick and Brady files"
listed right behind the hit series Empire!
You think I’m lying! don't you
Yeah, I do!
You just don’t know!
-What?
-Anyway, I Just dropped in to give props to Trent
“We be’s a clean Gold and Red machine!”
Superbowl bound baby!
Superbowl bound!
Ok,
ok,
I will have… MC
Hey listen, I’ll have a talk with him a
little later.
I have no idea what got into him,
and what would make him think he could get
away with saying that!
Ok,
anyway
I have
some people I wan’t to introduce you to.
MC man come back here, I want to talk to you
man.
Let’s go to the cam.
Introducing
King Jionidas
Aaauummpphh!
I’m serious,
you just caught that.
I should have asked him,
And you sir,
what do you do for a living?
Aaauummpphh!
Aaauummpphh!
Aaauummpphh!
My favorite part of the movie Jio!
Niners way,
that’s the Niners spartan way buddy!
Let me introduce you to Jionidas.
You may have seen him
if you attended any games,
he is the statuesque, bronze spartan warrior
that you see combing the parking lot.
Jio
in fact
how did this adventure get started man?
What presented you,
I mean what made you go out there
and become Jionidas?
It wasn’t my idea originally
the 49ers pitched the idea to me,
to all of us as Niners fans because..
it was the game against the Buffalo Bills
in 2012.
They beat Buffalo 45 to 3 I believe the score
was.
and
In that game
the 49ers were the first team in NFL history
to
get over 300 yards passing,
and 300 yards rushing in the same game.
So afterwards
if you looked up on the Niner website,
and their Instagram and Facebook,
they put it out there with Alex Smith and
Frank Gore with the 300 sign saying
we are the first team in NFL history to
go over 300 yards passing, and 300 yards rushing,
they put the 300 logo down there so,
I, I thought that was awesome
and me being a fan of the 300 movies
I told my cousins and friends of mine
in January of 2013 that we should do that
we should all
get in shape and buy these costumes.
But I’m the only one that actually..
went through with it.
I actually dedicated myself to
getting fit,
getting in shape,
diet and all,
and buying the costume.
The costume, it wasn’t too cheap
it was over a $1000 so,
I don’t think many people want to spend
that much money for a costume, but
I think it was well worth it.
I do too man, I am so impressed with that!
See that’s what I’m talking about when
I say commitment.
Jio put his mind to it, and look what he did?
You got some rings there,
-Yeah! Let me get those
-I wan’t to see those rings,
we want to see those rings right now.
These are the 5 Super Bowl rings,
and these rings,
I’m going to wear them on my right fist,
holding the spear,
at Levis stadium when I do the tailgating.
This is what we’re talking about when we
say
Jio,
in fact
where were you,
are you located,
are you at like gate 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
do you have specific areas
that you can be found in?
How does it work?
No,
I’m not a season ticket holder,
so I have to buy my tickets on ebay or
stubhub,
you know
craigslist,
so
whenever I do get a tickets
for whatever game I’m going to
on Instagram and Facebook where I will be
at.
Ok,
so you’re a complete free agent then
when your going out there and doing your thing,
-and of course,
-Yeah
Alright,
man, that is,
that is fabulous stuff.
And Jio,
now
how crazy does it get you,
I mean from the beginning of the game
to the end of the game,
cause I’m sure
just seeing you out there representing,
cause the spirit of the game is already all
over everybody.
So they walk out, and they see you out there
looking like you do,
you’re dressed in the Spartan wear,
people want,
people must be gathering around you,
they just got to know,
Jiodonas man we’ve heard about you!
I mean what is it like man?
Man, it’s..
it’s a little crazy, I mean,
start getting little crowds of people want
to take pictures and..
you know some..
people have found me on Facebook and Instagram
before
and told me they didn’t get to take a picture
with me
because there was such a big crowd.
And so
I didn’t get to do it last year
but I’m going to do it again this year,
and like I said
I’m committed to getting into shape again,
and pulling off the Spartan costume.
The crowds they love it,
I love their response, their reactions,
and so
I’m doing it for the fans.
I’m a 49er fan,
if I seen somebody else doing it,
I would have been like that’s, that’s
so awesome.
You know because I’m a big fan of the 300
movies as well.
How many ladies, and I know every dude is
wondering,
how many ladies,
come and, I’d love to take a Spartan home
for dinner.
How often do you have to fight that off?
It hasn’t happened yet.
I got a lot of ladies that come up to me for
pictures, but..
the right one hasn’t come along yet.
Jio,
now
the same time,
now I know we haven’t played the Raiders
from the time your telling me
I’m thinking you missed out on any Raider
games
in Santa Clara,
but sometimes you get rowdy,
crazy,
fans that have really lost touch with reality,
and coming out and doing weird things.
Have you had any situation,
where you had to deal with rival fans are
a little bit strange?
No actually
I’ve never had that issue.
I went to the Superbowl
when the Niners played against the Ravens
in New Orleans,
and I dressed up as the “Niner Joker.”
Opposing fans even want to take pictures with
me so,
I haven’t had issues with rival fans.
Alright.
That hasn’t happened yet.
People actually like it, even opposing fans.
Now see that’s good news.
I would like to think
that most people in the football community
are not insane.
We won’t mention the Raiders,
we won’t mention the Raiders again,
but,
they do represent
somewhat
of a criminal element
amongst fans.
I want to know
of the new guys coming in on the roster,
some of the guys are
you think
are going to make a big difference in 2016,
2015, 2016 season.
Jio,
who do you like man?
I like Torrey Smith,
I mean we lost Crabtree to the Raiders,
but I feel
Torrey Smith is a bigger addition to the
49ers receiving core so
I really like Torrey Smith.
And
Reggie Bush
he’s going to do good
as our running back.
You cannot replace Frank Gore,
I love Frank Gore he was the heart of the
team,
but
football’s a business, you know?
He chose to go with the Colts, and
I still route for him.
You know, he’s
once a Niner always a Niner,
so I’ll still be routing for Gore,
but I think Reggie Bush is going to do good
for us as well.
I like the draft picks,
Blake Bell,
and Arik Amstead,
you know we lost Justin Smith to retirement,
so
Arik Amstead is a pretty good top draft pick
for us.
The Vegas Odds have us,
Jiodanas
they say we don’t have a prayer man.
They say we may as well not even show up.
The odds of us winning or even participating
in the Superbowl
are 40 to 1,
40 to 1!
Well, I’ll tell you what,
I think it was
the same thing in 2011
when Jim Harbaugh was the first time head
coach,
and we were expected to be last place in the
NFL,
and we surprised everybody,
we went to the NFC championship game
in which we should have won,
and so
I, I love it.
I love that..
Vegas is doubting us,
and everybody else is doubting us, and
we should have a surprising football season
coming up.
I think
our players are going to make an impact,
and they know that the Superbowl is our home
turf,
and they’re going to play their hearts out.
They, they wanna..
reach that Superbowl and get that 6th Lomabardi
for the San Francisco 49ers and their fans,
and I believe that they are going to do it
this year.
-Me and you both!
-And I get to hold the Lombardi!
You know what?
You mention something there right there
that’s perfect too.
That
they said
we would finish last in a year similar to
this one.
It’s a good luck omen.
-Yeah.
-It is a good luck omen!
To the ratings in other words.
We’re overlooked.
There’s a lot of talent on this team man,
and you know the coaching staff,
you don’t know
what they’re going to hit you with.
So
it’s a team that’s under the radar,
and I like that.
I like the odds against us.
You and me both bro!
I want to give a shout out to my brother Vise
and Teski,
they’re my older brothers,
it’s because of them that I grew up watching
the 49ers,
and I’m a 49er fan.
My cousin in LA Edgar,
he’s the biggest 49er fan in Los Angeles,
and
last but not least
my cousin Romero,
Romero Munoz, he’s the biggest 49er fan
I know.
Everything I know about the Niners is because
of him.
He eats, sleeps, and breathes football.
Yeah
And a shout out to the Niner Empire
to all of us man,
we’re not just fans, we’re family.
Indeed!
But Jio,
before we go
since you
are from Sparta, yelling is no problem for
you.
I’m going to give you the 3-2-1
and give me the Niner yell will you please?
Niners
Aaauummpphh!
Aaauummpphh!
Aaauummpphh!
Introducing,
he’s from Idaho,
his name is Jace.
Do not be fooled
this guy,
Jace,
how old are you?
12
Are you gonna..
You know about football?
Ronbo, I’m going to teach you about football.
See, this is what I’m talking about.
Boy, you better hush.
Let’s get started right now then.
Jace as you know,
it’s almost time to get into camp.
Training camp is going to leave but 53 guys
going into the season.
Who do you like
as far as keeping on the squad,
and Jace,
who do you want to get rid of?
I’m liking
Jarryd Hayne,
and,
and Eli Harold.
Eli Harold is just a beast right now.
I’m loving it.
Now is that the only 2 people you’re talking
about,
because we’re talking about a bunch of guys.
-Those are the only?
-Yeah
You like Hayne,
you like Eli Harold,
I think Eli Harold has no problem staying.
How do you feel about Quinton Patton,
and guys that have been around like
Bruce Ellington?
3 years yeah,
I’m liking Bruce Ellington,
I think he would be a good backup wide receiver,
but Quinton Patton, I just haven’t really
seen the light in all of it yet.
is that right?
I’m sure, I’m sure it will pop up someday
but, not so far.
I’m kind of disappointed.
Really? you’re even disappointed in Patton?
Yeah, I just haven’t seen enough from him.
I haven’t seen it in preseason or anything.
He may emerge a little,
he’s got a little more time to prove to
us
in camp, we’ll see.
Alright
now, looking at the defense
you’ve got Eli Harold who most likely.
Eli is going to make the team.
There’s Corey Lemonier, you know about him?
Not necessarily, I haven’t heard much about
him.
Yeah, nobody has.
He hasn’t done much since he was drafted
a couple of years ago,
and this could be it for Corey.
So he’s on my quick list of getting rid
of guys.
So let’s move on to now,
who is your favorite guy,
and you already said that Patton is not going
to be it.
Who’s your favorite guy for that 3rd wide
receiver for the 49ers?
I know this may be like
kind of far off decision but I’m liking
Jerome Simpson.
All because that
we need all the veteran help we can get,
and I’ve seen some highlights of his,
and he’s an absolute beast,
it’s amazing.
You enjoyed those highlights?
You, you seen that 360 that
-he did a few years ago in Minnesota?
-Yeah, that was sick,
that was sick.
-He’s got a lot of speed.
-He’s like a hurdle or something.
The man is amazing,
and he’s got a lot of speed too.
So it’s a good choice.
Because it’s between him,
how do you feel about DeAndrew White,
the guy who just all of a sudden came into
the picture,
and is getting all kinds of rave reviews
in camp so far?
Yeah, he’s, he’s been really good in camp
so far,
I’m liking it.
I think he should be the number 4 wide receiver
spot
back from Anquan,
Torrey, and..
Jerome Simpson.
It’s a good choice actually.
I like that.
Alright
now,
there may be necessary to make some trades.
If you were going to trade anybody right now,
who would you be willing to trade to improve
the 49er roster?
I’m, I’m..
I’m not that sure about anything,
I’m liking how the rosters going so far.
Ok,
so you’re not really interested in trading
anybody right now.
You like, who ever we don’t keep, we just
drop them off.
And as far as trading anybody that’s not..
that’s not an option?
Yeah, I think we’re good so far
-Ok good,
-this season.
good, good, good
cause there’s some guys I always tried to
figure out
who would we possibly trade and how would
we get better?
The linebacker position is.
I think the linebacker position is being underrated
myself
so I’ve got no problem with that myself
so…
Yeah, my thing on Aldon Smith is, I thought
that
Aldon and Eli,
that would been like an amazing duo like
crashing the line and everything,
we’d get so many sacks.
I kind of enjoy that too.
They say in camp nobody has a faster step
than Eli Harold.
So this could be interesting to see
who amongst everybody else
will play along Aldon Smith?
I don’t think it’s been fully decided
yet,
but we’ll find about that a little later
-alright.
-Yeah
Jace,
what else have you got to say about the 49ers
today?
I’m just like, I’m kind of surprised that
everybody has the doubt.
I’m really honestly surprised.
And why is that?
I’m really disappointed, cause
we’re all good.
We have all the players we need.
I’m liking the
chemistry between Kaepernick and Reggie Bush.
I don’t know what’s going on,
I don’t know why so many people have so
much hate.
I was watching NFL network recently,
and it said that
we were probably going to be
4th place in our division.
I’m,
that just blew me out of the water, I was
really surprised,
cause all the new pickups, all the..
everything is just going good.
Let them keep talking.
They got a few weeks more to talk,
and pretty soon all that is going to hush
right on up,
you don’t worry about that.
But you know,
before you leave
you’ve got to give
the patented
“Niner yell”
I haven’t patented yet, but it will be soon.
I’m going to give you a countdown,
and you give me the scream ok?
Ok
You ready?
3-2-1
Niners!
That’s better than me
Jace,
I like that little guy!
Jionadis!
Woof-woof- woof!
Tell you what,
this season,
it’s just getting more exciting by the minute.
It’s not even started yet,
it’s just too much fun.
Want to thank you guys for joining me today,
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