Hey Elise have you ever heard of a video game called
Assassin's Creed, yeah, there's like six of them Bruce
way more than that well
We're playing it because it's sponsored by Ubisoft, but which one its Assassin's Creed origins. It's the first one no
It's this one in Egypt, four, yes remember Altair?
He wasn't the first, remember Ezio?
He wasn't the first what about Connor Connor no Connor, Connor barely even counts what about Connors dead yeah
Yeah a son
Edward
Edward was Haytham father
Hers was a pirate right who found her wasn't adopted
Connor was adopted well Donner's Connor is half dad his mom with him was his dad. He banged he banged a Native American trick
He's an Connor is a half Connor blood lawrence catches up on the story of Assassin's Creed hmm well hmm
there's a holographic lady with some shit going on here though Rajic I
Need to turn on some
Try now yeah, let's listen
Nice try. I caught the mask. Oh whoa did he throw the knife or did he throw the man?
He threw the knife and he it comes
Gonna say what a weird plan? Oh yeah? They're all secretly
guard tada Oh
Book ironing do new outfits outfits I
Come with the game, where do you want to go?
Dress matter cuz I'm gonna wander because of my fangs they call me ban horse sling
Van Helsing wasn't a vampire that's its mummy game
But not mummy as they watch out for scarabs are there mummies look at all these mummies now of course mummies
Nutrition time it just feels like this should be a regular place right and like
No, this should be standing telling you plot point it is standing well
Maybe after it's a jib fell ancient didn't fall right now. It definitely fell
No, no, I point to do it on a map is it still there didn't follow. That's fair. That's fair
He's got me you got me first. I had a Cleopatra is she character in this game
Yeah, she is she has to ban Marc Anthony. She gonna be banging. I think I thought you wanted to bang Marc Anthony
I want to be Cleopatra a banging chick who also bangs a bangin, dude Marc Anthony
So why are there spiderwebs because the spiders build why are you just telling?
Our quarters not brand new Egypt, how about this James?
There are spider webs on things that were made in colonial America
Well there were spider webs on things today know that spiders make spider webs right now. They're doing it right now outside
They don't need to but they do it. Have you think about that
I don't get it when the aliens made the pyramids they had to leave them there
Someone Kurt Russell and James Spader went through the Stargate found out that it was aliens
They had to fight each other with his cool blades remember if you had to pick between
Stargate existing or dune existing what would you pick?
Sark's
You were here, I would look if I were in Egypt hashtag enjoying vacation what turns their bodies is all smoky
I kill them with super sword, and I guess it sucked out oh
He's he's poison. Oh, it's a poison sword makes poison once and run away. Let's grab yeah, that's what a winner does oh?
This is funny sidekick yeah, he's gonna die in like five minutes
Hey, there is Wonder er I got a call older ER call not one bucket
And then water goes and then runs off the cliff
Can you call wanderer you just haven't follow you
There he goes here comes they can't
Be numb wanderer. Let us away. I'll follow you
Look it's just rough neck and iron wanderer wallpaper right there or the desert oh
Love interest
Mom, I think not everybody's mom never mind your teeth are terrible your skin is ragged your hair is a mess your perfect
Talk that they see you in a restricted area you're right, I need to call in my battle camel no you're just standing there. Oh
God
You know you didn't kill him that was nice. It's getting knocked out in this day and age. You might as well be there
You'll be it's over
Yeah
Because you twist your ankle you're dead yes some animals gonna roll up and eat you within the hour camel looks at you or mom
You die
Most people died from crocodile attacks right that was somewhere in the 98 percent yeah
90% chance of death right now it's like heart disease and cancer uh-huh back then crocodiles
Oh my get you. Oh my get you guy I love the slow motion graph. Oh nicest can go pet that chicken
About three times. Oh, it's the apple of Eden yeah, there's the connection oh?
Man, so how do you use it idiot once you reorganize reality?
Why isn't sky figured out that Ben Kingsley it certainly looks like him sir
Kingsley I apologize Sir Ben Kingsley. I like his eyeliner
Don't worship Anubis. I didn't notice that everybody in Egypt were Island they all have eyeliner guyliner. It's Metro. No you're right
It's called guyliner. Well. He's got a side ponytail and everything this guy is ready for 2017
We should bring back Egyptian style everything about that. I'll be wearing tunics of one tit out save money and
Actually, we have always strong your tunic do this how do you take a shirt off?
What's happening? Yes, it's your sleeve. You're putting your head through. I know look like I'm from Egypt
Yeah, your nipples getting it all chafed by the elements
All right
Do you know why they wear this though cuz I have more freedom with my left hand you're you're you're also like not too hot
But also not too cold wait
He does the thing he fucking he drags his hand across the thing gladiator style it's God Eater, man
I think that's what I would do if I walked through there yes
I want to make sure there's no crocodiles, and I could have tested for crocodiles. Yeah
bro oh
Yeah, now it's over. Just go play in a ditch and die
That's he's poison now. He's gotta live his life. That way. Oh, no. He'll be dead in a few hours
Oh you going out he went well they say
Mutely as I carry this figure the body give them a proper barriers to protect the innocent Oh his corpse
Let's see play stalled your brand all the way oh God you're touching all of them
Don't go near the dome you poison the guy all that donkey. Oh, yeah
And the water supply oh why the duck you really did absolutely kill that nice
To carry both of them away range preservation quality, there's a ramping. Hey Bucky had dreams
Shit you okay, oh oh and that's how the Black Plague started
Kiku does awesome brah
Turns out the poison makes him stronger right good luck
It's like he's got a whole like to second his arms rotting off. Got some leather go to the leather
I'm curious to see if you can make it out alive, but he's going to die. We all know oh, I told you
These works alright upgrade your breastplate. I just have to do it in the ear page from now craft a wallet to hold your MX
Upgrade my breastplate. It's in there somewhere. Are you gonna? Do I'm curious Dutch anything? Yeah, I don't want you to touch anything either. Oh
Cool looking at me level two thing to do that's not a breastplate at all nice
Nathan now someone strike to you ah right here
It'll just kind of cut through it a little bit alright. How come you not riding wanderer? I want to see prayer horse oh
Thanks, holy shit he's cool the launderers way cool. Yeah, oh
This one may have fangs, but wanderer has diseased hooves. He's also living more exciting life ever wonder
What life's like with two humps you ever wander? What live?
Wander every fucking time with you wonder I wonder if you're an asshole
Radication area off to the side is that the cave of wanderer
Ahead enough alright yeah throw him off the cliff yeah, I gotta get rid of the body you poison him you really good at that
I'm alive crocodiles. Yeah, oh
He does he not get poisoned no he will big guy
Get through that our boys. Oh, yeah, good luck boo. No wait. I can do a super move but uh
What just powers you up whoa whoa?
She'd settle down are you doing that Lawrence? Yeah, no were you raised by crocodiles. He attacks with the ferocity of a crocodile
I haven't seen this many men die in one place since a crocodile when I use the heavy blunt the eye of a pep
Doesn't have as much call quality. No. I can use the thing is still the best
That fancy wand was it poison - sure letter B man cool
Everything you touch is poison dad was shot. They don't know though oh
You can get that air lag so good he's poisoned just run yeah, he's super. They're all poisoned just go damn it there we go
Joke's on you there's poison on that thing well there's a golden poison in this game Bret Michaels is asking for royalties you
Might die Lawrence because there's a spear guy behind me can I get me yeah there goes?
A sand blade. I don't know if I have it yet what?
The assassin order doesn't exist yet. Oh wait a minute is this the that's why it's called Assassin's Creed
Origins. Oh you finally wonder all
It's more sit boys, okay, sir pardon, I think you're doing well
No, you're definitely dead because I are on fire well go on I'm gonna do this stuff now here
We go all right ultimate ultimate assassin time three different ways to play all wrong
Lawrence doesn't know how
There's a red. There's a red jar come on jump down on him find out my video games. Oh, I see okay, John and the
1000
Years before they invented the blade but hidden blade
Origin it's the beginning of the assassins now real
I need to get this made to a doctor runs all the way the Dutch poison thirteen here
I was stuck out of his ass. Yeah, sorry. He's been poisoned
I'm not sure how he died
He's also missing a job. I can bury your body yeah
All right well what are you doing? Yeah, I wanna get the body back at a real
Oh, that's not what that's Wanderers cousin. Yeah, there's a lot of these guys one girl. She want Wanderers bad
My camel what a way to go seventy percent of camel deaths can be prevented by being killed by a crocodile
Wow cool guys fighting. There's their watch oh
There's Perry bodies gone forever. I think you can break it set it down on top of him
And then oh, man tonight, sweet prince yeah, well, that's flammable
Wait how do you light it on fire? I don't just let it self before the Sun is so hot
All right, it's in the shade of your torch still oh
Yeah, just drop it. Oh. Yeah job it on a hero's burial. Uh-huh he's still alive which filter
You're gonna use for Egypt to Graham good question Egyptian Graham. Got bought out by Egypt book
But Egypt chats coming up yeah
But they're listening in on our Egypt conversations
Running Egypt ads against it. I like to share Egypt's stories with my other Egypt friends board still bored
Starving they may be poisoned definitely poisoned Ford
Thanks ago. Thank you
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Laurence you to get the perfect shot I did how many thousands of likes are you gonna get on Egypt agree him oh?
Well, it's not a thousand people alive right now
There are a thousand crocodiles though
Legend assassin is spreading HIS ASS
 
