-Fuck man, we'd said we'd meet at the car at 2 pm, not at 1.30 ! And I bet it's just for one of your fucking problem again.
-It's not one of my fucking problem again, I've told you it's a surprise ! And for the love of fuck, why the fuck do you care so much about bringing your fucking ass here half an hour earlier ?
Well I fucking care so much because I was banging a whore for 6000$/an hour. So you can either hand over 3000 or suck me off.
-I'm not supposed to know that it's your dick that spend your moss, and blow it off with your fucking schedule, always wanting to be specific...
-You fucking asshole ! Why do you think everything went well yesterday ?
'Coz we've entered and exited the guy's place right on time, just as planned. When you do your groceries, knock off a bank or go to the doc, you have to keep on schedule, dumbass !
So what did you want to show me ?
-Fuck. Ok, remember this fucking waiter who'd given you a BigMac instead of an Angus Deluxe  ?
-Yeah, yeah, I get it, the one who'd forgotten to bring my french fries. Fuck me I should have wasted  the bastard !
-Well, here you go, this is your blast, man !
This morning, I go out to put the money in the ride as usual, just as it was planned, and who do I come across ? Who do I see ?
This fucking waiter !
So what am I doing ? I put the bag down, I go to the...
-You put the bag down with the money inside ?
-No, the bag with my grandma inside !!! Of course the bag with the money !
-So you put the fucking bag with our fucking money on the floor !
-I haven't lost the money if that's what you're worrying about ! The money is in the trunk with the other cocksucker !
-Which cocksucker ???
-The waiter ! Your surprise ! I'm trying to tell you this since the beginning !
-But it's more of a fucking problem buddy ! You're trying to tell me that ther's a fucking stiff in the trunk with our dough !
-I've never mentionned a stiff !
-But I hope it's a fucking stiff ! 'Coz if he isn't dead, he's heard everything !
-No he hasn't heard a thing.
-"I've heard everything!"
-Oh fuck ! There ! You should have waste the fucking bastard ! Open the fucking trunk !
-Relax, relax, I'm looking for the keys, 2 seconds !
-"Hey the two fags outside, before checking out, I'm gonna burn your fucking dough!"
-You shut the fuck up ! Coz if you'd got me my French fries, we'd never be were we are now you fucking asshole !
-"But I'd got you your fucking fries !"
-We know that you'd got the fucking fries, I was the one who grazed them you asshole !
-What ? You grazed my fries ? And he wants to smoke my money ?
-And so what ? He'd got you the wrong burger !
-Shut the fuck up !
