WE ARE SO PLEASED ARE YOU
HERE.
YOU YOU ARE TAKING YOUR FAMILY
ON A SPRING BREAK, GOING TO THE
SOUTH OF FRANCE.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU BEEN
BEFORE?
HAVE YOU DONE FRANCE?
>> YEAH, WE DID, WE ACTUALLY
WERE THERE A COUPLE OF YEARS
AGO.
AND WENT TO LIKE THE RESTAURANT
IN PARIS AT THE MOMENT, LIKE THE
PLACE WHERE --
>> James: EVERYBODY SAYS YOU
HAVE TO GO TO.
>> YES.
>> James: THE MASON DO.
>> YES, I THINK THAT IS THE
PLACE.
SO WE WENT AND IT WAS IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THE
WILLIAMSBURG SILVER LAKE OF
PARIS.
>> James: YES.
>> AT THE MOMENT.
AND SO EVERYONE JUST SORT OF
SEEMED INCREDIBLE.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND SO WE WERE INTIMIDATED BY
EVERYBODY.
BUT WE SAT DOWN AT THIS PLACE,
AND I SAW ON THE MENU THERE WAS
SNAIL ON A MENU.
I SAID LISTEN, WHEN ARE YOU IN
PARIS THIS IS WHAT YOU ORDER.
>> James: YES, WHEN IN ROME.
>> THAT IS WHAT I AM GETTING.
AND MY WIFE WAS LIKE ARE YOU
SURE T DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE
YOU.
AND I'M LIKE WELL, I GUESS YOU
DON'T KNOW ME BECAUSE--
(LAUGHTER)
>> I'M THE GUY THAT ORDERS SEA
SNAIL, I ORDER IT, I SLURPED IT
UP I [BLEEP] LOVE IT,.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.
>> SO I ORDER IT AND IT COMES
AND IT IS ON A PLATE LIKE A
GIANT LIKE MULLOSKK, LIKE IT A
SHELL WITH SPIKES COMING OUT OF
IT.
AND I LIFTED IT UP AND YOU
COULDN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE FOOD
WAS, LIKE WHAT-- LIKE YOU HAVE
TO FIND THE FOOD.
LIKE IT'S AM THE SHELL.
AND I DIDN'T-- AND SO I FINALLY
DUG SOMETHING OUT AND I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
SO I COULDN'T EAT IT.
BAS I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST COULDN'T GO THERE.
>> James: YEAH.
>> BUT THEN COULDN'T ADMIT IT TO
THE HIP STER WAITER.
>> James: SURE.
>> IT WAS INTIMIDATE SOG I GOT
IT TO GO AT THE END.
LIKE I'M WAY TOO FULL.
>> James: VERY SMART.
>> AND MADE IT AROUND THE CORNER
AND THEN DECIDED TO SORT OF SET
IT NEXT TO A GARBAGE CAN BECAUSE
I COULDN'T EVEN THROW IT AWAY
BECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE.
SO ANYWAY, I'M A OBVIOUSLY A BIG
FOODIE.
>> James: YOU'RE A BIG FOODIE.
ARE YOU AN ADVENTUROUS EATER,
TARAN, IS THIS SOMETHING, IS
ANYTHING OFF.
>> NO, NO, I REALLY EAT
ANYTHING.
>> James: REALLY.
>> YOU KNOW HOW MOST PEOPLE VEY
FIVE SECOND RULE WITH FOOD ON
THE FLOOR.
>> James: YES YNS I HAVE A
FIVE MINUTE RULE.
, THAT I DON'T FOLLOW EVER.
SO NO I JUST DESTROY   WOULD
DESTROY THAT MOLLUSK.
>> SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
