
English: 
From fried hands to syrupy pants, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true
stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
thing that ever happened to people at work.
I’m Dolan, and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Katwithclaws218
Robo
Robo was working a food stand putting some
Slim Jims and root beer on display. A little
boy came running up, and said "I wanna get
my mommy two meat dicks and my dad a beer."
Robo just assumed the boy had a speech problem
and replied as calmly as possible, "So you
want Slim Jims and root beer?"
He shook his head, looked down, and said,
"No, I meant dick and beer. My mom and dad
talk about it, but I guess I can’t buy that
here.”
Number 9 was Submitted by honeydew_bunny Honeybits

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our later number ten was submitted by
cat with claws to 18
Ribeiro was working at a food stand
putting some slim jims and root beer on
display little boy came running up and
said I wanna get my mommy turned me
dicks and more data beer Berber just
assume the boy had a speech problem
I replied as calmly as possible so you
want slim jims and root beer he shook
his head looked down and said no I mean
dick and be my mom and dad talked about
it I guess I can't buy that here don't
you guys just hate it when you get her a
fruit stand and you just can't get dick
number 9 was submitted by a honeydew
bunny honey bits was working at the

English: 
cashier for a Vietnamese restaurant in a
food court when a lady came up to the
counter and plopped her toddler on the
counter she turned him towards her and
said tell the lady what you want I want
a spring roll for kids somehow gobbles
out so cute the mother coud as honey
bits went over to the hot food storage
to grab a spring roll for the kid
honey Betts told the woman the spring
roll be a dollar fifty and waited for
her to pull out her money instead she
said but he's so cute while I eat is
give it to him it sound like a buck
honey bits of stun to the request and
said I'm sorry I don't have the
authority to give out free food please
pay for it like you said it's only a
buck the mother grabbed her a kid who
started whaling and walked away angry
but it was submitted by kid like 101
dude be used to work nights in the ER
one night she had on some electric blue
nail polish
oh she was working a senior pulled her
to the side with two other people

English: 
Honeybits was working the cashier for a Vietnamese
restaurant in a food court when a lady came
up to the counter and plopped her toddler
on the counter. The mother turned her child
towards Honeybits and said, "Tell the lady
what you want".
"I want a spring roll!" the kid somehow garbled
out.
"Sooo cute!" the mother cooed, as Honeybits
went over to the hot food storage to grab
a spring roll for the kid.
Honeybits told the woman the spring roll would
be a dollar-fifty, and waited for her to pull
out her money.
Instead, she said, "But he's so cute. Won't
you just give it to him? It's only like a
buck."
Honeybits was stunned at the request, and
said, "I'm sorry, I don't have the authority
to give out free food. Please pay for it.
Like you said, 'It's only like a buck'."
The mother grabbed her kid, who started wailing,
and walked away angry.
Number 8 was Submitted by Kidlike101 Doopie
Doopie used to work nights in the ER, and
one night she had on some electric blue nail
polish. While she was working her senior pulled
her to the side.

English: 
With two other people standing around the
corner, he said in a low voice, "show me your
hand, the left one."
Doopie stuck her hand out and he immediately
grabbed it and stuck her finger into one of
the machines to read her vitals!
After the machine was finished, he said, "OK,
it's confirmed, her oxygen levels are fine.
It's just nail polish!"
Apparently, the doctors in the ER had a bet
going on whether Doopie was DYING and her
nails were turning blue, or if it was just
nail polish. And sticking her finger into
the machine was easier than just asking her.
Number 7 was Submitted by IvystarAdventures
GhostToast
GhostToast used to work at a dollar store
stocking items. He went to an aisle to restock
the peanut butter when he saw a kid, probably
nine years old, standing next to the maple
syrup with his back turned.
GhostToast couldn't see any adult near him
so he walked up behind the boy to ask where
his parents were. The boy spun around, eyes
wide and looking startled.
That's when GhostToast noticed the half-empty
bottle of syrup in his left hand, and the
puddle of syrup leaking from his pants.

English: 
standing around the corner he said in a
low voice sure me a hand the left one to
be stuck a hand out and he immediately
grabbed it and stuck her finger into one
of the machines to read her vitals after
the machine was finished he said okay
it's confirmed
her oxygen levels are fine it's just
nail polish
apparently the doctors in the ER I had a
bet going on whether doopy was dying and
her nails were turning blue or if it was
just polish sticking a finger in the
machine was easier than just asking her
number 7 was submitted by Ivy style
adventures ghost House used to work at a
dollar store stocking items he went to
an aisle to restock the peanut butter
when he saw a kid probably 9 years old
standing next to the maple syrup with
his back turned curse dos Quinze any
adults near him so he walked up behind
the boy to ask her his parents were the
boys spun around eyes why looking
stalled
that's when Gerst eyes noticed the
half-empty bottle of syrup in his left
hand and the puddle of syrup leaking

English: 
The kid was just pouring syrup down his fucking
pants.
It was an awkward five seconds before GhostToast
dragged the boy to the checkout aisle and
called for his parents. A woman came soon
after, fussing at him as they left the store.
GhostToast never saw them again.
Number 6 was Submitted by Boltrod_Gaming Grgak
Grgak worked at a college cafeteria that served
food, buffet style. Under the tables with
the food were cupboards with extra plates,
spoons and forks.
One night, Grgak was cleaning the food tables
after the cafeteria closed, and opened the
cupboard to get more plates. But instead of
plates, he saw a half-naked girl who looked
like a freshman, playing Pokemon on a Gameboy
Color.
She screamed when Grgak saw her, crawled out
of the cupboard, and bolted out of the cafeteria
with the workers all staring at her. The weirdest
part is that none of the security cameras
saw her go into the cupboard in the first
place.
Number 5 was Submitted by Angels1732 Melissa
After Melissa graduated from high school,
she worked at Walmart to help pay for college.
One evening, she had a mother in line with
a young baby.

English: 
from his pants the kid was just pouring
syrup down his fucking pants there's an
orca 5 seconds before Garcia has dragged
the boy to the checkout I'll call for
his parents a woman came soon after
fussing at him as they left the store
ghost toes never saw him again
number 6 was submitted by bolt rod
gaming gugak worked at a college
cafeteria served food buffet style under
the tables with the food were cupboards
with extra plates spoons and forks one
night gugak was cleaning the food tables
after the cafeteria closed an open e
cupboard to get more plates but instead
of plates he saw a half-naked girl who's
like a freshman playing purr come on on
a gameboy color she screamed when gugak
soy crawled out of the cupboard and
bolted out of the cafeteria with the
work is all staring at her the weirdest
part is that none of the security
cameras saw her go into the COBIT in the
first place number five was submitted by
angels 173 - after Melissa graduated
from high school she worked at Walmart
to help pay for college one evening she
had a mother in line with a young baby

English: 
after making Melissa run around to look
for a missing keys which weren't missing
she then asked Melissa to run back and
get her some lemons when she came back
and was able to continue the transaction
the woman started breastfeeding her baby
and continued as Melissa processed the
transaction finally her child spit up
all over one of the carts nobody even
bothered to clean it up
number four was submitted by way too
many fandoms when Pandora was working as
a grocery cashier nice man with a lot of
tattoos came through a line so they
ended up talking about tattoos cuz she
was singing about getting one herself
ended up checking out with a total of
six dollars and 66 cents and/or giggled
about it and said your total comes out
to 666 the groceries of the beast
aloft and left in good spirits a little
old lady behind him came up next and she
looked absolutely disgusted she said
young lady that man who just came
through here is Satan I can feel it in
my soul she explained that she knew he

English: 
After making Melissa run around to look for
her missing keys, which weren't missing, she
then asked Melissa to run back and get her
some lemons.
When she came back and was able to continue
the transaction, the woman started breastfeeding
her baby and continued as Melissa processed
her transaction. Finally, her child spit up
all over one the cart, and nobody even bothered
to clean it up.
Number 4 was Submitted by waytoomanyfandoms
Pandora
When Pandora was working as a grocery cashier,
a nice man with a lot of tattoos came through
her line. They talked for a second about tattoos,
because she was thinking about one herself.
He ended up checking out with a total of $6.66.
Pandora giggled about it and said "Your total
comes to six sixty six, the groceries of the
beast." He laughed, and left in good spirits.
A little old lady behind him came up next,
and she looked absolutely disgusted. She said,
"Young lady, that man who just came through
here is Satan! I can feel it in my soul!"

English: 
She explained that she knew he was a demon
because of the tattoos, but then she discovered
he was Satan because of the price of his groceries.
She then tried to hand Pandora a pocket bible,
which she respectfully declined.
Number 3 was Submitted by needpokerinfo SpinalPalm
SpinalPalm was just doing the usual scanning
and bagging at the grocery store when he saw
a mom and her kids run into the store and
straight to the bathroom.
After about 3 minutes, SpinalPalm saw the
mom come out of the bathroom without her kids.
She came up to the register and bought two
packs of diapers. While she's doing this,
her two-year old daughter walked out of the
bathroom COMPLETELY naked.
Everyone stared in shock, and the mom quickly
finished checking out and ran back into the
bathroom.
Number 2 was Submitted by theDarkKnightOfDXD
Hellbent
Hellbent worked at a local KFC as a cashier,
and the customers never did anything weird.
But one day, a drive-thru employee came in
late for his shift and put a backpack down.
Hellbent didn't think anything of it until
he pulled out a mannequin hand and threw it
in the deep fryer for 15 seconds.

English: 
was a demon because of the tattoos but
then she discovered that he was Satan
because of the price of his groceries
she then tried to hand Pandora a pocket
Bible which she respectfully declined
number three was submitted by a need
perco inferred smile Paul was just doing
the usual scanning and bagging at the
grocery store when he saw her mom and
eight kids run into the store and
straight to the bathroom after about
three minutes spinal pumps or the mom
come out of the bathroom with her kids
she came up to the register and bought
two packs of diapers while she's doing
this her two-year-old daughter walked
out of the bathroom completely naked
he from state is shocked and the mom
quickly finished checking out and ran
back into the bathroom number two is
submitted by the dark night of dxd
hell-bent worked at a local KFC as a
cashier and the customers never did
anything weird but one day a drive-thru
employee came in late for his shift and
put a backpack down a bunt didn't think
anything of it until he pulled out a
mannequin hand and threw it in the deep

English: 
fryer for 15 seconds he then pulled the
medic and hand out and tried eating it
that was the last day he ever showed up
for work number one was submitted by me
what's the weirdest things ever happened
to me at work so I was a little bit
younger I helped my dad out when he was
rearing some greyhounds for the
greyhound races and so one time my job
has to hold on to this greyhound and
it's something from escaping because we
were outside the main gate of this
rearing place and so I just had to grab
the greyhound around the neck with both
my arms now bear in mind greyhounds if
you guys don't know
they're very very bulky well-built dogs
they're almost pure muscle that's why
they do the races they like little
horses so they're fucking strong as so
as I was holding this thing it's not a
kind of writhing around and you know
trying to get loose and you know I kept
getting told like Dart let him go if you
let him go you she's gonna fucking run
off these things are faster shit and

English: 
He then pulled the mannequin hand out and
started trying to eat it. That was the last
day he showed up to work.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing that
happened to me at work?
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you'll never see it again and sir
I every muscle in my body was dedicated
to holding this dog it started flipping
out and so I was rolling on the ground I
was getting scratched to hell like it
was starting at a my face off and all
scared over this dog's gonna get out and
like it's just gonna go missing it's
gonna be my fault and so I was having a
wrestling match for this dog which was
absurdly strong and so by the end I'd
been holding onto it for about ten
minutes and I was just exhausted I was
beaten and then it managed to get out of
my grip and you know what it did instead
of running away he just walked over to
the gate just kind of stood there you
know just waiting why the fuck was i
holding a thing I nearly risk my life
and the dog just kind of stains there
and it's just like you know and then the
gate open it walked in i was like well
fuck me then what was the point of all
that you know I was covered in dirt

English: 
bruises I was bleeding in then I'll go
to this dog and it's totally fine I'm
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