Vsauce, I’m Jake and I feel unmotivated.com.
So I just use one of the menu screens from
the Halo series with that epic music to give
me the energy to show you more DONGs...things
you can Do Online Now, Guys.
Journey to the edge of space with Eyes in
Space a beautiful 360 degree ride to our outer
atmosphere.
It’s kinda a long trip so on the way learn
some color facts using This is Color, an incredibly
interesting interactive site that drops some
cool knowledge like how brown is classified
as a low intensity shade of orange or that
purple dye used to be made from boiling thousands
of marine snails.
*Gary meows*
Once you get back from Space venture into
This Exquisite Forest, a music generator where
you adjust if you want your song to be happy,
sad, acoustic, or have bass all in order to
create a really great piece of music.
Visualize those jams with a diamond skull
that reacts to the beat of a song.
Adjust the parameters to warp it or restrain
it.
But let’s go inside that skull and play
with your mind in Gentle Brain...and try to
keep it from falling because a mind is a terrible
thing to waste.
Or you can lose your whole head in Ichabot
Crane, a portal-esque puzzle game where you
throw your noggin around as a way to solve
different levels.
Once you get your head back, make sure everything
still works by testing your hearing.
My Hearing Test has you listen to audio bytes
at differing volumes to try and determine
where your hearing lies, from normal to severe
hearing loss.
The results might surprise you...mine did.
Curse you years of playing DDR 1812 Overture
Edition!
Relax your ears with Pictures For Sad Children.com...which
isn't as bad as it sounds.
All ya need now is some Rain, Rhythm and Soul,
an incredibly chill site that plays jazz,
instrumental, or hip-hop tracks accompanied
by the sounds of rain.
Take your relaxation to the extreme with Cat
Petting Simulator 2014 an edge of your seat
text game where you pet a cat (and more).
After cat petting go Catfishing where you
try and guess the Wikipedia article using
only the given categories.
After doing that, write something on the Wall
of Text for the world to see.
Or make the wall private for only your friends
to see.
If you’d rather express yourself through
sound there’s Crumbles.
Type what you want to hear and then it will
be constructed and spoken using various movie,
TV and Cartoon Hangover clips.
‘It’s pretty freaking awesome”.
Take your favorite clip and tattoo it onto
a banana.
If you make a mistake you can always Take
me Back, which shows you what was happening
on the day you were born, like what magazine
covers were out or what music was toppin the
charts.
Since we’re back in time lets boot up some
Windows 93, with a variety of different apps
to explore like the always useful Totally
not a virus.
Trust me I’m a dolphin and the Star Wars
app which plays a New Hope entirely in ASCII
characters.
And I know you’re dying to see more videos
in this format so GOOD NEWS, you can watch
all your favorite YouTube videos in ASCIItube!
You can hardly see the pixels.
Since we’re being old school might as well
have a Retro Uprising.
Play games from systems like the N64, Atari
2600, Sega Genesis and Turbografx.
They even have the game Alf.
It’s beautiful.
But why play those old pixelate games when
you could play GAME OF THE YEAR 420BLAZEIT.
Load up on Mountain Dew and Doritos then blast
your way through enemies whipping out 360
no scopes all day.
For something a little more mentally stimulating
try Math Effect, a strategy game that has
you defending your base from attackers.
Every move a piece makes increases its strength
so you have to defeat them before they overpower
you when their paths cross...code.
Cross Code is a puzzle based action RPG built
in HTML5.
It has a really nice visual style, an interesting
story and the demo for it was just released.
Let me know what you thought of this DONG
by using an emoticon from dongerlist, which
has over 830 dongers and to go with these
things you can do online now guys, there is
a JAM, a Just Awesome Music leanback that
I made, over on WEsauce so you can listen
to some JAMs while you check out some DONGs
and as always, thanks for watching.
