- Oh my God!
(groaning)
- Hi, I'm Spenser.
- Hi, I'm Destiny.
- And this week we're gonna be trying
the best and worst reviewed
beauty gadgets from the internet.
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- So for these products,
the criteria that we're
judging them based off of
is practicality, price point
and does it actually work.
- The first product we're
gonna be using this week
is a blackhead remover tool.
I have the worst-rated
blackhead remover tool
and according to the internet,
this is gonna give me
hickeys all over my face.
- I have the best-rated blackhead remover
and according to the reviews,
it's the Holy Grail of tools.
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Oh my God.
Next product is the face massager.
Mine is the best rated one.
It is gold-plated and
according to the ratings,
it takes a boatload of
years off of your face.
- A boatload.
- Boatload, so I'm gonna look 18.
I know I look 19 but 18, I'll take it.
- I have the worst-reviewed
facial massager.
It's not gold-plated and
according to the internet,
this may pinch my face or neck, so...
- (laughing)
I'll let you know when this is over.
I'm excited.
- Can I see that?
Wow.
That's like a nice sterling plastic.
- We've got some disco balls at the end.
- I'm not gonna lie, that
looks like a sex toy.
(laughing)
Just a little bit.
- Well.
Our next product is
some under eye patches.
You know, to erase the day.
- Erase the day.
- If you will.
- Which we need.
- How haggard are you?
Well, you can get rid of it with these,
however, according to my
lowest-rated eye patches,
they are leaving a burning sensation.
Okay, I just put that
really close to my eye
so let's hope it doesn't.
- My eye patches are
actually 24 karat gold.
(groaning) Feels like a wet noodle.
So the next tool we'll be looking at
is the facial hair remover.
Mine is this cute little, like,
pretty... what, Tiffany blue.
The reviews were saying
that this is perfect
for in between waxes and also
gets rid of that mustache.
Because it's time to let 'er go.
The 'stache stays, baby.
- That's horrifying.
What in the-
- I know.
Mine came with that too.
A little brush.
- Is it to get the-
- The hair off?
(groans)
- The last product we're
gonna be testing out this week
is a foot peel mask.
I have, again, the
worst-rated foot peel mask.
According to the reviews,
it just doesn't work.
What in the world?
Hopefully, something peels off my foot
and I don't know that I've ever said that.
- Mine comes in this nice box.
Yours just came in a
little plastic with like-
- Is that lavender?
- But this is like,
it's lavender and according
to some of the reviews,
feet will feel brand new again.
- Like a baby's butt.
- Right on, like a baby's booty.
Are you nervous about, besides that one,
are you nervous about-
- Yeah.
- But I'm a little nervous for this guy,
the facial hair remover.
Even though this is really
nice, it's still plastic.
What am I?
- What if it pulls your hair?
- It will to get it off.
- Well, I have reason
to be nervous over here.
- You do.
- Thank you so much.
- (mumbles)
- No, I'm just, I'm so happy for you.
- I know you are, I really appreciate it.
- I really couldn't be more happy for you.
- Good morning!
I just woke up if you couldn't tell,
but this is when I feel the most tired
and I feel like I have the
most bags under my eyes.
- And now I'm gonna use these eye masks.
- Ooooo wow!
They're so pretty!
- It says it can burn your eye.
I just put that really close to my eye,
so let's hope it doesn't.
- These are kinda slimy.
I'm like really struggling
to pick these up.
Okay, oops!
- It's a slippery little sucker.
- (struggling noises)
- I mean, it feels really good.
- Oh, it feels so good.
- I have to leave these
on for 10 to 15 minutes.
- It's like cooling and they're gold.
I feel so rich!
- There's a little bit of a
sensation underneath my eyes,
but I don't know if it's burning
so much as, like, cooling.
It's very confusing.
I don't know if I'm
thinking too much about it
because of the reviews.
- Let's peel these bad boys off.
I mean, I feel like I look
a little more refreshed.
I would definitely rate these,
like an eight out of 10.
- So far, so good.
It doesn't feel bad at all.
So, I am not complaining.
How do I look?
Do I look cute?
- I'm gonna be trying a
Golden Pulse Facial Massager.
Why would you massage
your face, do you ask?
Because it's beneficial.
And honestly, that's enough for me.
- While I'm here, I'm just
gonna massage my face, you know?
- That's intense.
- The jawline, ooh, get it snatched.
- Wow
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(moaning)
- You know what I like to use this for?
Oh yeah.
- Maybe I'm crazy, but
it feels like my skin,
like the bloodflow's already
kinda getting better.
My skin already looks more
even in this little area.
Honestly, if I could just pay someone
to do this for me all day...
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That feels really good.
Definitely would rate this 10 out of 10.
It is worth the $19.
I love this.
I will be using this every morning.
- I guess I'm gonna try this now.
- I've had this mustache for 25 years,
and I do not plan on
removing it any time soon.
We're not touching the 'stache,
the 'stache stays, baby.
(buzzing noise) Wow.
Maybe like a sideburn?
I do have some sideburns.
(buzzing noises)
- Okay, so it does work.
It's getting rid of all
the hair on my mouth.
- Okay, I think it worked.
- It didn't do anything,
like, bad to my skin.
- Spenser said she shaves her face
and I don't know how or why.
- I've gotten a closer
shave before, for sure.
- Would definitely rate
this like a 10 out of 10.
I really like that.
That's a great tool to have.
- It's, a meh for me.
- Before I go to bed, I think
I'm gonna try our lovely,
expensive foot mask.
- I can't read that.
I just opened this and it's like so wet.
How am I supposed to wear this on my feet?
Isn't this gonna make my
feet and everything else wet?
- Oh, wow, it smells so good.
I can smell the lavender
all the way from here.
So, I'm just gonna cut this part
and just stick my foot in.
- I'm so confused.
- All right, they're on!
- Okay, hold on.
- I don't know, I'm
gonna try to go sit down.
Let's try to sit down.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
So, now I'm just supposed
to sit here for an hour
while I wait for the nutrients
to soak into my feet.
We're officially 30 minutes
in, and look at that.
I think the ones Spenser
got were like seven dollars.
I wonder how she's doing?
- Okay, I'm getting it open,
but I don't know where it's gonna open.
If that makes any sense.
- It's been a full 60 minutes.
I've just been laying here
on the couch with my dog,
falling asleep watching TV.
- Am I breaking it though, or
is it supposed to open there?
I think I put it on my foot.
- So, let's take them off and
see what we're working with.
- (gagging)
- It says the dead skin will begin to peel
in three to seven days.
- This feeling is so nasty. (gagging)
I have both socks on.
- I'm gonna take these
guys off, wash my feet,
and then I guess over the next few days,
I'll kind of keep you
guys updated on, like,
if my feet are peeling?
So, the foot peeling came out of nowhere.
I took my socks off, sat on my couch,
and my feet felt weird.
So, I started rubbing them together,
and when I was rubbing them together,
I noticed something was
coming off, and I was like,
what is that?
At first, I thought it
was lint from my sock,
and then I looked closer,
and it was my skin!
But the skin that is peeling,
underneath is like baby soft.
Definitely would rate this
like a seven out of ten.
- The gramatics
and the wordage used in here
could use a little editing.
That's all, cut!
I am going to try the blackhead remover.
First, apparently, I need
to get my pores open,
so I'm gonna try to do that.
- Ooh
fancy.
This head that's already
attached is designed
for blackhead extraction.
For lines and wrinkles, but you know,
black don't crack, so we
don't have that problem.
- Apply blackhead derived
liquid on makeup cotton
and put onto nose for
three to five minutes.
- Oh, purple magic!
- I don't know what
blackhead derived liquid is.
- Blackhead remover cream.
- My pores should be open;
we're gonna try this.
Uh, this doesn't seem like
a positive experience for my face.
- Oh my god.
That hurt!
- I'm not getting anything!
Oh my god!
(silence)
That better go away!
I have a lot of blackheads,
it's just not sucking anything up.
- Believe me, I get blackheads,
but I don't have any right now.
Unless we can find one.
Wanna play "spot the blackhead"?
- It's not taking any
of my blackheads out!
- Definitely giving this
one, like, a five out of 10.
I understand the benefits,
and I can see how it works,
but it's just not
working for me right now.
But it's really strong and powerful,
so if you have some blackheads,
I'm pretty sure this thing
would suck 'em right out.
- When it comes to blackheads,
this (beep) doesn't work.
Which is upsetting because I
love getting blackheads out.
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