(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi...)
(...you're my only hope!)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear
and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi
(Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans
into the Rebellions hands
So Luke and Obi-Wan
had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisly
to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina
(-Star Wars Cantina-)
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
(-Here-) at the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina...
music and blasters
and old Jedi Masters
at the Star Wars...
(Oona Koota Solo?)
His name was Solo
(Han Solo)
He was a pilot
with a blaster at his side
and a smile twelve parsecs wide
there with Chewbacca
he was a Wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
about the Millennium Falcon
docking bay ninety four
(ninety four)
stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina
(-Star Wars Cantina-)
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
(-Here-) at the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina...
music and blasters
and old Jedi Masters
at the Star Wars...
(Mos Eisly Spaceport)
(you will never find)
(a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
(we must be cautious)
His name was Yoda
he was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
and by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
back on Tatooine
At the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina
(-Star Wars Cantina-)
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
(-Here-) at the Star Wars
(-Star Wars-)
Star Wars Cantina
music and blasters
and old Jedi Masters
at the Star Wars...
(The Force will be with you...)
(-Star Wars-)
(...aways)
(-Star Wars Cantina-)
(-Star Wars-)
(-Star Wars Cantina-)
