
Portuguese: 
Aqui Vamos Nós
Nao seja o Pai, Nao seja o Pai
que o melhor bebê mate a si mesmo
Provavelmente Vai Apenas Ser O Andrew
Vai Ser o Pai Robô Misterioso
Ele Vai Apenas Ficar no meio Da Loja
Oh Sim!
Somos todos bebês!
Eu tenho o chapéu e nenhum par de óculos de sol,esse sou eu
Espera! ....espera entao se
Se Todos Nos....Se Todos Nós Somos O Bebê
Então....
Isso Quer Dizer Que O ANDREW É O PAI!
Mas Quem E Que É o Andrew?
Olha! Tem uma Garagem
Eu não sabia que havia uma garagem
Você pode entrar no carro agora.
Oh, Porque?
Posso beber a água sanitária? Não, ele está vazio. Você bebeu toda a água sanitária ?!
Eu bebi toda a água sanitária, bebe.
Você deveria compartilhar cara!
Ah, eu quero dirigir o carro! Saia.
Você parece tão grave agora.
Eu não posso dirigir
Você parece tão bruta! Foda-se!
Destrave o freio de mão
Você tem uma chave!
O que é isso?
Mova a alavanca do câmbio
Oh, essa bunda
Ooh, que baby! O que você está fazendo? Babyplier?
Aperte o acelerador
Eu não sei
Eu não posso correr mais rápido!
Aparentemente, ele precisa ... ele precisa de uma chave, talvez
Bem-vindo à torradeira!

French: 
Pewdiepie: Allons-y!
Jacksepticeye: Ne sois pas papa, ne sois pas papa, ne sois pas papa..
P: Que le meilleur bébé se tue
Markiplier: ça va probablement être Andrew qui va être être le mystérieux papa robot, il va être debout au milieu du magasin
P: Oh mon Dieu!
P: On est tous des bébés, on est tous des bébés!
Mark: J'ai le chapeau et pas de lunettes de soleil, c'est moi
Ken: J'ai le chapeau de cowboy et les lunettes de soleil
M: Attends, attends, si nous tous, si nous sommes tous les bébés
M: donc
ça signifie
K: Alors qui est le papa?
M: Qui est Andrew bordel?
M: Oh il y a un garage!
M: Je ne savais pas qu'il y avait un garage
J: Ouais, et tu peux aller dans la voiture maintenant
M: Oh pourquoi?
Ken: J'ai bu de la javel maintenant c'est vide
K: T'as bu toute la javel?
P: J'ai bu toute la javel bébé
M: Tu es supposé partager mec, allez
J: Oh je veux aller dans la voiture, sors!
K: Oh t'as une sale tête comme ça
P: T'as une sale tête, va te faire!
J: Est-ce que c'est une clé?
K: Qu'est ce que c'est?
P: Oh ce cul!
J: Bébé qu'est ce que tu fais? Babiplier?
M: Presser la pédale de gaz
M: Je ne sais pas!
P: Je peux pas courir vite
M: Apparemment il faut, il faut une clé... peut être?

English: 
Pewds: Here we go
Jack: Don't be Daddy, don't be Daddy
[Mark Laughs]
Pewds: May the best baby kill themselves!!
[Closed Captioning is provided by the YouTube Community]
Mark: It's probably just going to be Andrew's gonna be the mysterious robo daddy.
Felix: Aw yeah.
Mark: He's just going to stand in the middle of the store.
Ken: I'm a baby! OH GOD!!!
Jack: Oooooh yeahhhhh!
Ken: HE! HAI! HEY!
Pewds: We're all babies!!
Ken: BAEBY!
Pewds: We're all- (cut off by Mark)
Mark: Ahh..
Mark: I've got the hat and no sunglasses, that's me
Mark:  wait! wait so if...?
Ken: I got the cowboy hat and sunglasses.
Jack: I'm top hat baby.
Mark: If all of us...  If all of us are the baby
then...
that means. 
Ken: Andrew's the dad!!
Mark:  Who the hell is Andrew?
Mark: Oh there's a garage!
I didn't know there was a garage
Jack: And you can get in the car now!
Mark: Oh.. why!? [Mark laughs]
Ken: Can I drink the bleach? No, it's empty. Did you drink all the bleach?!!
Pewds: I drank all the bleach, baby.
[Mark laughs]
Mark: You're supposed to share, dude, c'mon!
Jack: Aw, I wanna drive the car! Get out!
Ken: You look so gross right now.
Mark: I can't drive!
Pewds: You look so gross! Fuck you!
Mark: [talking to himself] Turn off parking break...
Jack: You've got a key!
Ken: What is this?
Mark: [still talking to self] Move gear selector
Pewds: Oh, dat ass!
Jack: Ooh, that baby! Baby, what are you doing? Babyplier?
Mark: [STILL talking to self] Press gas pedal
I don't know
Jack: I can't run fast! Egh!
Mark: Apparently it needs... it needs a key.. maybe?
Ken: Welcome to da toaster!

French: 
J: Je bouge la pédale, tu fais marcher le frein à main
M: T'es ici?
M: Oh tu es là, ok!
P: Eh il y a encore de la javel mec
K: Oh bien!
J: J'ai appuyé sur la pédale de gaz, ça fait rien
M: On a besoin d'une clé pour démarrer
 
M: Donc il doit y avoir une sorte de clé...
M: Je peux... Je peux asperger mon corps d'essence!
J: QUOI?
M: J'ai aspergé mon tendre corps d'essence!
J: Arrête ça bébé
J: Jésus!
K: Tendre corps de bébé..
M: Donc si je vais dans le four, est ce que je vais juste..? Je vais brûler dans les flammes ici
P: Je te vois Mark!
M: Est-ce que je suis enduit d'essence?
M: Est-ce qu'on peut allumer ça ici?
P: Oui tu as l'air d'être aspergé d'essence
J: Puis je...Puis-je allumer du feu quelque-part?
P: N'allume aucun feu!
J: Je veux brûler Mark à mort!
M: Où est le feu? Je veux être en feu!
J: Oh le four
K: Je pense que je suis mort
M: J'ai essayé, je suis rentré dedans ça n'a pas marché
Ken: Je suis mort!
J: Oh mec!
K: Je suis très vert
J: Ce pourrait... Oh j'ai trouvé une clé!
M: Je reviens!
M: Êtes vous tous les deux morts?
K + P: YEAH!
M:Ken?
K: On a bu la javel

Portuguese: 
Eu controlo os pedais, você controla o, a vara
É você mesmo aqui?
Eu estou ao lado ya!
Ah, aí está você!
Está bem
Hey, há mais alguns lixívia aqui amigo!
Eu pressionei o pedal do acelerador (Muito bem!)
Eu pressionei o pedal do acelerador, ele não fez nada
(Cara) Sim, precisamos de uma chave para a ignição
olhar maldito neste torradeira!
Assim, tem de haver como uma chave
Eu posso ... eu posso apagar o meu corpo na gasolina
O QUE?
Eu encharquei meu macio corpo na gasolina (pare bebê!)
Jesus!
Meu macio corpo de bebê (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Então, se eu entrar no forno, eu sou só vou virar carvão ? Vou estourar nas chamas aqui
Eu te vejo Mark
Eu estou morrendo na gasolina?
Alguém pode ativar isso, aqui
I-sim, você olha como você está encharcado de gasolina
Nem-bem
Posso causar em um incêndio em algum lugar?
Não começe um incêndio !
 
Aw, eu quero queimar Mark até a morte!
Onde há fogo? Eu quero ser incendiado
Oh! O fogão!
Eu tentei, fui no forno não funcionou
oh man!
Estou muito verde
Oh eu encontrei uma chave!
Eu estou voltando, você está ambos mortos?
sim!
O que-

English: 
Jack: I work the pedals, you work the.. the stick
Mark: Are you even in here?
Jack: I'm right beside ya!
Mark: Oh there you are!
Ohhh. Ok.
Pewds: Hey, there's some more bleach here buddy!
Ken: Alright!
Jack: I pressed the gas pedal!
I pressed the gas pedal, it didn't do anything
Ken: Dude!!
Mark: Yeah, we need a key for the ignition.
Ken: Dayuuumn look at this toaster!
Mark: So there's gotta be like a key
[Mark laughs]
Mark: I can... I can douse my body in gasoline
Jack: WHAT?!
Mark: I doused my tender body in gasoline
Jack: Stop it babeh!
Jack: Jesus!
Ken: My tender... baby body
Jack: Oo~oh! I found some trash
Mark: So if I go into the oven
am I just gonna co-? I'm gonna burst in the flames here
Pewds: I see you, Mark [laughs]
Mark: Am I dre- [laughs] nched in gasoline?
Mark: Can someone turn this on, here?
Pewds: I - yeah you look like you're drenched in gasoline
Pewds: Don't Mark: Well
Jack:  Can I turn on a fire somewhere and burn you?
Pewds: Don't turn on any fires!
Jack: Aw, I wanna burn Mark to death!
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Where is there fire? I wanna be lit on fire
Jack: Oh! Th - the stove!
Ken: I think I died?
Mark: I tried it, I went in the oven it didn't work 
Pewds: [laughing] I died!
Jack: Aw man!
Ken: Oh. I'm very... green
Jack: Oh! I found a key!
Mark: I'm coming back.. Are you both dead?
Pewds: Yep
Ken: Yeaahhh...
Mark: What-

French: 
M: Punaise, les gars
M:Vous n'êtes pas faits pour durer!
K: Ne buvez pas de la javel les enfants
J: Rentre!
M: Je rentre là, J'avais plus de sprint!
P: Je pense qu'il n'y a rien pour te tuer dans le jeu sauf toi même
M: Je suis prêt!
J: Utilise la clé et démarre!
J: Ok! Allons y!
P: Attends, tu vas conduire la voiture et on va pas le voir?
M: Enlever le frein à main, av- OH
P: Bordel qu'est-ce qui vient de se passer?
J: On s'est crashé!
P: Bon travail!
K: Qu'est ce que je suis censé faire? Je n'en ai aucune idée!
M: Arrête-nous juste
M: Arrêtes-nous peu importe ce que ça implique!
M: Tu ne m'arrêteras jamais!
P: Courez!!
K: C'est qui? Non tu peux pas avoir ça!
J: Je vais conduire la voiture!
P: C'est "L'Attaque des Titans"!
K: Vous n'êtes pas autorisés à conduire la voiture! Mon Dieu...
K: BABIES!
K: Babies!
K: S'il vous plaît
P: Tais-toi!
K: Qui vous a habillé?
M: Tais-toi papa!
J: Tais-toi papa!
M: Tu nous a habillé, on a appris en te regardant

English: 
Ken: We drank some bleach.
Mark: Oh geez man!
Pewds: Don't drink bleach, kids.
Mark: You're not built to last
Jack: Get in!
Mark: I'm getting there, I ran out of sprint
Pewds: I mean there's nothing to kill you in the game but yourself... Like..
Mark: Okay
Jack: Here we go!
Mark: I'm ready
Jack: Use car key in ignition
Mark: Alright
Mark: Okay, there we go
Pewds: Wait, you're gonna drive the car and we don't see it?!
Mark: [talking to self] Parking break off
Mark: Move- WOAHH OH HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Pewds: What the fuck just happened?!
Pewds: What just happened?
Jack: We crashed and died! Yaaay!
Ken: Uhh... Yayyy
Pewds: Good Job.
Ken: What am I supposed to do? I have no idea.
Jack: Stop us from killing ourselves.
Mark: Just stop us
Pewds: Oh God, the beginning is worse!
Mark: Stop us whatever it takes
Jack: Yeah, when you see the lips-- Hello Dad!!!!
Ken: Hey!
Mark: You will never stop me!
Jack: Get him! Kill Daddy!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Who's that?! No! You can't have that!!!
Jack: I'm going to drive the car!
Pewds: This is Attack on the Titan!!
Mark: Jesus!
Ken: You're not allowed to drive the car!
Ken: Oh god.. the pictures are going to fall off the walls 
[Jack: Badly whistling the Attack on Titan opening]
Babies! Babies. Please..!
Mark: Yeah?
Pewds: Shut up!
Ken: Who dressed you?!
Mark: "Shut up, Dad!"
Jack: Shut up, Dad!
Mark: YOU did, Dad!
We learned it from watching YOOOU!

Portuguese: 
Bebemos água sanitária. Oh puxa homem!
Você não está construída para durar
entre!
Eu estou chegando lá, eu corri para fora da Sprint
Quero dizer que não há nada para matá-lo no jogo, mas mesmo assim
OK
estou pronto
Use a chave do carro na ignição
Bem
Ok, lá vamos nós
Espere, você vai conduzir o carro ?!
Estacionamento romper
Mover...
Que porra aconteceu?
O que acabou de acontecer?
Uhh ... yayyy
Bom trabalho.
o que eu deveria fazer? Eu não faço ideia
apenas nos parar
nos parar o que for preciso
Você nunca vai me parar!
Quem é aquele? Não! Você não pode ter isso!
Eu vou dirigir o carro!
Você não tem permissão para dirigir o carro!
Oh deus, as imagens vão cair fora das paredes
bebês! bebês! por favor cale-se!
Quem está vestido?
Cale-se pai!
Você fez o pai!
Que aprendemos ao ver você

English: 
Ken: I'm going to pick these babies up
Jack: I'm gonna beat the shit out of dad with a hammer!
Ken: AHH!!!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Gimme that hammer!
Jack: Nooo!!!! Die!!!!
Ken: Baseball Cap Baby what are you doing?
Mark: No! No no, no, nothing! Nothing! NOT drowning myself in the toilet!
Ken: In the pooper?!
[Mark laughs] 
Jack: Where are you, Daddy...?
Jack: I ca -- oh God --
Ken: Get outta the tub!
Mark: No!
Jack: I broke the game!
Jack: I can't move! Fuck!
Mark: Aw, c'mon Dad. I need a bath
[Ken laughs]
Mark: Dad!
Jack: Oh man!
Ken: Mark-baby!
Mark: [Makes burbling drowning sound]
Pewds: Stop making Mark kill himself!
Ken: He's so thirsty!
Mark: OOoOOo~!!
Pewds: Oh noooooo!
[Mark laughs]
Mark: I just want a bath!
Jack: What are you guys are doing to each other?!
Pewds: Oh my God!
Mark: I just want a bath! Let me get clean!
Mark: I'm a dirty baby!
Mark: I'm a dirty baby
Jack: Who's a dirty baby?
Ken: Dammit!
Jack: Get away from me, Daddy!
Mark: This is how this works
[Mark laughs]
[Ken Laughs]
Jack: Oh we're drowning!
Pewds: You're becoming.. pink
Pewds: Yeh Yeh, we're... drowning. Yeah.
Mark: It's almost there
Ken: Before we had Jack-Baby with his hammer
Pewds: Don't drop the soap Daddy!

French: 
J:Je veux donner une raclée à papa avec un marteau!
P: Donner une raclée à papa!
K: Donnes-moi ce marteau!
K: Bébé, qu'est ce que tu fais!?
M: Non non non rien, je ne me noies pas dans les toilettes!
K: Le chieur!
K: Sors de la baignoire!
J: J'ai cassé le jeu, je peux plus bouger!
M: Allez papa viens! J'ai besoin d'un bain!
M: Papaaa
J: Oh mec!
K: Bébé Mark!
P: Papa! Je pense que Mark se tue!
K: Il a tellement soif!
P: Papa!!
M: Je veux juste un bain!
J: Qu'est ce que vous vous faites les gars?
M: JE VEUX JUSTE UN BAIN, LAISSEZ MOI ME NETTOYER!
P: Arrête!!
M: Je suis un bébé sale! Je suis un bébé sale.
J: Qui est un bébé sale?
J: Eloigne-toi de lui papa!
M: C'est comme ça que ça marche
J: Oh on se noie!
P: Ouais on se noie!
M: On y est presque
K: Tu m'as presque tué avec ce marteau
P: Ne lâche pas le savon, papa

Portuguese: 
Vou pegar esses bebês-se
Boné de beisebol do bebê que você está fazendo?
não! não! sem nada! nada! não me afogar no vaso sanitário
No desmancha
Não
Pera ai pai que precisa de um banho
Pai!
Oh homem!
MarkBebê!
Pare de fazer Mark se matar!
Eu só quero um banho!
O que você está caras estão fazendo um ao outro?
Eu só quero um banho! Deixe-me ficar limpo!
Eu sou um bebê sujo!
Eu sou um bebê sujo
Quem é um bebê sujo?
Esta é a forma como isso funciona
É quase lá

French: 
K: Tu sais quoi, je vais juste... Juste aller chier pendant que vous vous noyez.
K: Vous appréciez le bain bébés?
M: C'est un bain génial papa!
J: Je n'ai pas peur de toi papa!
P:  Oh mon Dieu je me suis noyé, c'est quoi ce bordel, tu m'as pas sauvé? Qu'est-ce qui va pas chez toi?
K: Jack? Tu n'as rien vu! Ne le dis pas à maman
J: Qu'est-ce que... Qu'est-ce que tu as fait papa?
M: Oh attendez, je peux voir mon corps maintenant
J: Je t'emmerde, je t'emmerde papa!
K: Oh tu es tellement… tu es tellement noir maintenant!
K: Merde ces bébés
P: Es tu un père?
K: Ouais, c'est vraiment dur d'arrêter putain! Mais je pouvais pas laisser Mark tout seul, il mourrait!
K: Attends, attends.... C'est quoi ça?
P: Tire!
M: Non
J: TIIIRE
K: Donne-moi ça!
M: Où est le godemiché?
K: Il y a un godemiché?
K: Attends, c'est le tiroir de maman, sors de là!
M: Non non non non non, attends, attends, attends

Portuguese: 
Vocês estão aproveitando os bebês de banho? Você está apreciando o banho?
Oh! espere, eu posso ver o meu corpo
Foda-se, foda-se o papai!
Você é tão negro agora!
Deus amaldiçoe esses bebês!
Você é um pai?
sim!
É realmente difícil de freakin parar
Não
Cadê o vibrador?
Preciso do vibrador.
Não não não não não, vamos, vamos, vamos lá.

English: 
Ken: You know what?! I'm gonna take a, take a.. take a shit while you, over there are drowning yourselves... [Pewds makes drowning noises]
Ken: You guys are enjoying the bath, babies?
Ken: Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!!
Mark: [laughing] This is a great bath, Daddy!
Mark: ARRGH!!
Ken: AAHH, NOOO!!!! MY BABIES!
Jack: AAARRGGAAHH!
Mark: [laughing]
Pewds: [more drowning noises]
Ken: [crying] NOOOO!!
Jack: I got a fork, Daddy... and I'm not afraid to use it!
Pewds: OH MY GOD, I DROWNED! What the fuck?
You didn't save me? whats wrong with you?!?!!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Jack! You didn't see ANYTHING!
Ken: Don't tell your mom!
Jack: Wha-What did you do Daddy?!?!
Mark: Oh! wait, I can see my body now  Ken: I got it I got it... Who's tha-
Jack: Fuck you. Fuck you, Daddy!
Jack: AHH!!!
Pewds: No!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Oh... you're so..
Ken: You're so black now!
Ken: God damn these babies!
Pewds: Are you a dad?
Ken: Yeah!
It's really hard to freakin' stop...
But I couldn't leave Mark alone. He would die!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Wait, wait...Wh- [bursts out laughing] What is THAT? Is that a bong?!
Pewds: SHOOT HERR!! 
Mark: [To Ken] No?!
[Everyone laughs and screams and freaks out]
Jack: Shoooot heeer!
Ken: Gimme dat!
Mark: Where's the dildo?
I need the dildo.
Jack: There's a dildo?!?
Ken: Wa-Wait! That's your mom's drawer! Get out of that!
Mark: No no no no no no, c'mon, c'mon c'mon.

Portuguese: 
Oh meu deus tem um vibrador nesse quarto
Eu sei, há um vibrador lá.
pai eu me sinto doente :C
EU VEJO A LUZ PAI
PAI QUE PORRA É ESSA
Bebê mau! Bebê mau!
*voz de demonio* eu gosto disso
Eu não gosto doque está acontecendo aqui ;-;
espera, onde os outros bebês foram?
Nós estamos tendo algum tempo de bebê no quarto
tudo que eu posso ver é o Ken e um vibrador pela da janela
vibraadorr
Jack! Você não quer ver isso! oh Deus! Eu deixei cair!
Mark está fugindo
AH NÃO NÃO, só estou indo brincar não se preocupe comigo
Porque eu não consigo me mexer?
eu estou tipo ...
minha cabeça está  tipo
indo de um lado pro outro na tela
Ah sim! Que porra tá acontecendo?
eu estou realmente glitched*???*
Não há com-O que você está fazendo na cozinha?
NADA, Nada, eu estou trabalhando em alguma coisa
Apenas por que meu corpo está encharcado em gasolina?
es-espera, me pega e me joga sobre a vela

English: 
Ken: OH GOD! There is, there IS a dildo in this drawer...
Mark: I know! There IS a dildo in there.
Ken: How'd THAT get there?
[Mark laughs]
Pewds: Daddy! I feel sick!
Pewds: Dad!
Mark: Oh!
Jack: I see the light Daddy!
Pewds: Ahhhh~
Mark: Uh oh...
Pewds: Daddy! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Come back, Baby!
Pewds: Give it to me...
Ken: You like that? Yeah, you like that?
Mark: Bad baby! Bad baby!
Pewds: [In demon voice] I LIKE IT.
Jack: I don't like whats going on right now
Ken: Wait, where did the other babies go?
Mark: We're having some baby time in the bedroom
Ken: Ah! AH! Where did you come from?
Jack [singing]: ♪ Where did you go, where did you come from... ♪
[Mark makes a growling sound]
[Ken screams then starts to laugh]
[Mark and Jack laugh]
Jack: All I can see is Ken and a dildo through the window 
[All laugh some more]
[Mark laughs]
Jack: ♪ Dildo~! ♪
Ken: Jack! You don't, you don't want to see this! Oh God I dropped it!
Ken: Mark's getting away!!
Mark: Oh No! No! I'm just gonna go play! Don't mind me!
Ken: Why cant I move?!
I'm like
My head's like...
jerking through the screen!
Jack: Oh yeah what the fuck is going on?
[Mark laughs]
Ken: I really am glitched
Ken: There's like- Mark, what are you doing in the kitchen?
Mark: Nothing! Nothing
I-I'm working on something
just 'cuz my body is DOUSED in gasoline
Wa-wait, pick me up and hold me over the candle

French: 
K: Mon Dieu, il y a... Il y a un godemiché dans cette pièce!
M: Je sais, je sais qu'il y a un godemiché ici!
P: Papa je me sens malade
P: Papa? Je vois la lumière papa!
P: PAPA! C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL!?
K: Qu'est-ce qu'il y a bébé?
P: Donne-le moi!
M: Mauvais bébé, mauvais bébé!
K: Ouais tu aimes ça?
P: Oh oui j'aime
J: J'aime pas ce qui se passe là tout de suite
K: Attends, où sont passés les autres bébés?
M: On est en train de passer, uhm, un "moment bébé" dans la chambre à coucher
J: Oh, d'où ça vient??
K: Sors d'ici!
M: PAPAAA
J: Tout ce que je peux voir c'est Ken avec un godemiché par la fenêtre!
J: GODEMICHÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ !
K: Jack, bébé, tu n'as pas envie de voir ça -Oh mon Dieu je l'ai lâché
K: Mark est en train de s'enfuir!
M: Oh non je vais juste jouer ne vous en faites pas!
K: Pourquoi est-ce que je peux pas bouger??
K: Genre, ma tête a des spasmes à travers l'écran
P: Ah ouais, c'est quoi ce bordel?
K: Je suis vraiment en train de bugger
K: Mark qu'est ce que tu fais dans la cuisine?
M: Rien, Rien!
M: Je travaille sur quelque chose, juste parce que mon corps est aspergé d'essence...
M: Attend… attends, prends moi et tiens moi au dessus de la bougie

Portuguese: 
apenas, apenas pra ver-
DROGA!
NÃO!
Ken é um péssimo pai! C:
Sim, nós, nós precisamos de um novo papai
Você tem certeza que vai pegar essa gasolina daqui?
Mark: NÃO!
Pewds: Bem
Mark:SIM!
AAH! tá quebrado
Que pinto pai
EU PEGUEI! oh não é o papai!  gasolina droga!
Obrigado!  Obrigado!  Obrigado
Vocês são bebês excelentes
Eu sei, Nós sabemos
Jack: Carro pronto pra sair!  todos dentro!
Pewds: to indo, to indo!
oh! espera ae!
Ken: ei cara você quer um pouco de tinta junto com a sua gasolina?
Pewds: Eu vou dirigir!
Pewds: Valeu
Ken: Bom bebês
Jack: Mark!  Onde Você tá?
Ken: Ei!  eu to bebado; me leva para a loja
Jack: Você tá demorando Mark!
Jack: Estamos indo sem você
Mark: E eu estou indo!
Mark: Eu to tentando pegar, eu estou preso na grade
Pewds: Você consegue entrar no carro ken?
Pewds: AH!  Você consegue *risada*
Ken: Ah sim, Bebês vamos lá *voz de bebado*
Espera, espera
Não! Eu fui esmagado debaixo da roda!
DROGA!
*GRITOS*
Jack: Quando eu fechar essa porta, é melhor eu não ouvir nenhuma merda!

English: 
Just, just to see-
DAMMIT!
NOOO!!!
[Everyone laughs]
Jack: Ken's a terrible dad!
Mark: Yeah, we, we need a new daddy
Ken: You trying to get to this gasoline over here?
Mark: No!
Pewds: Alright
Mark: Yes!
*Ken, pewds laughs*
Mark: Ah! It's broken
Pewds: What a dick dad
Pewds: I got it! Oh no, I DRANK the gasoline dammit!
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you
Ken: You such a good babies
Mark: I know, We know
Jack: The car's ready to go! Everybody in!
Pewds: I'm coming! I'm coming
Mark: Uh! Hang on!
Mark: Wha...Hang on!
Ken:You guy wanna huff some paint also with your gas?
Pewds: I'll drive!
Pewds: Thanks
Ken: Alright babies!
Jack: Mark! Where are you?
Ken: [Slurred] "Hey i'm drunk; take me to the store!"
[Mark laughs]
Jack: You're too late Mark! The car's leaving without you!
Mark: I...I'm coming!
Jack: GET IN!
Mark: I'm try to get on...I'm stuck on the grill
Pewds: Did you get in the car Ken?
Ken: Alright Babies! Let's go!
Jack: Imma kill us all!
Mark: Wait! hang on
[Car crashes]
Mark: No! Ah! I got crushed under the wheel!
[Everyone laughs and chatters]
Mark: Dammit
[Everyone Screams]
Jack: When I close this door, I better not hear any shit!

French: 
M: Juste, juste pour voir… PUTAIN NON!
J: Ken est un mauvais père
M: On a besoin… on a besoin d'un nouveau père
K: Est-ce que je devrais prendre cette essence là?
M: NON
M: Oui
M: C'est cassé!
P: Quel méchant papa
P: Je l'ai!
P: Oh non je suis aspergé d'essence, merde
M: Merci, merci, merci
K: Vous êtes des bons bébés
M: Je sais , on sait
J: La voiture est prête à partir, tout le monde à l'intérieur!
M: Attends, attends!
P: J'arrive, j'arrive
K: Est-ce que vous voulez aussi de la peinture avec votre essence les gars?
P: Merci
K: Ok, les bébés
K: Eh je suis bourré, conduisez-moi au magasin
J: C'est trop tard Mark, cette voiture va partir sans toi
M: J-Je- J'arrive!
M: J'essaye d'entr-- Je- Je suis coincé dans le parechoc!
P: Est-ce que tu peux entrer dans la voiture Ken? Oh tu peux!
K: Ok bébé allons-y!
M: Attendez, attendez!
M: NOOOON!! J'ai été écrasé sous les roues!
P: Oh putain!
M: Putain
J: Je vais fermer cette porte, et j'ai meilleur temps de pas entendre de la merde!

English: 
[Mark, Felix, & Ken make fart sounds]
Jack: [Sarcastically] Oh, very fucking clever!
[Mark & Ken laugh]
Ken: Aaah, he's back!
Mark: Hang on, I know how to...There's a vent up here...
Jack: You guys know I can crush a baby's skull with my bare hands?
Mark: No, that's MY move!
Mark: That's my signature sex move
Jack: What're you guys doing?
Mark: AHA!!!!! Whoa....I FOUND THE TASER!!!
Jack: Oh-ho-HO...
Jack: Where'd the other fuckin' baby go --
Mark: Now, I'm gonna come...I'm gonna come to --
Jack: No! No! No, Baby!
Mark: Ah...ha. Hi, Daddy. *laughs* Hi, Daddy!
Mark: Hi, Daddy!
Jack: Okay, okay, okay...Baby, we're all -- we're all friends here...
Jack: Put...the TASER...DOWN!
[Mark snarls fiercely]
Jack: NO! AAAAAH!
Mark: *laughing*
Jack: *incoherent babbling*
Mark: Hey! Hey, hey, fellow babies! Check out Daddy!
Mark: Daddy's doing a dance!
Pewds: Wait, shoot ME.
Mark [laughing]: I don't have a TASER left!
Pewds: Aw, shit.
Mark: I'm all outta TASE juice.
Jack: Babyplier! Where are you?
Mark: Nowhere. I'm just relaxing. In the sensual room.
Mark: Uh -- DAMMIT!
Jack: Yeah!
Ken: What?
Pewds: WHAT?

French: 
J: Oh, très intelligent
K: De la merde partout... OH IL EST DE RETOUR
M: Attends, je sais comment...
P: Les gars restez cachés
M: Il- Il y a un bouche d'aération la-haut
P: Il va nous trouver
J: Les gars vous savez comment écraser un crâne de bébé à mains nues?
M: Non c'est à moi de faire ça! C'est mon mouvement sexuel attitré
M: J'ai trouvé le taser!
J: NON BÉBÉ NON
M: Salut papa, salut papa, salut papa
J: Ok, bébé, on est, on est  tous des amis ici!
J: Lâche ce taser!
M: Eh collègues bébés, regardez papa!
M:Papa, papa est en train de danser
P: Attends, tire-moi dessus
M: J'ai plus de taser
P: Oh merde
M: J'ai plus de "Jus de taser"
J: Babiplier, t'es où?
M: Nulle part, je suis juste en train de me relaxer. Dans la chambre sensuelle.
M: Oh merde
P: Qu-QUOI?

Portuguese: 
*barulho infantil de peido*
Jack: (sarcástico) Oh porra muito inteligente!
Ken: Ahh, ele voltou!
Eu sei disso..
Mark: Tem uma ventilação aqui
Não isso é o meu movimento
AAHAHA!
Wow! Eu encontrei um Taser policial (arma de choque)
Eu vou subir até o.... o...
NÃO FILHO!!
Oi pai!! Oi pai! Oi pai!
 
Jackseptieye: ABAIXE O TASER!!
AHHHHH!!! *risos*
Mark: Oi bebês, vejam ver o papai!!
Mark: O papai está fazendo danças!!
Pew: Espera, ei atire em mim
Mark: Eu não tenho mais o taser (munição acabou)
Pew: Que merda!
Mark: Acabou todo o taser..
Mark: Em lugar nenhum, apenas estou relaxando no quarto central
Mark: Merda!!
*risos*

French: 
J: Meilleur papa du monde!
M: Aucun de nous n'est mort, comment est-ce qu'aucun d'entre nous n'est mort?
K: Je sais pas comment c'est arrivé!
J: Arrête, il était dans son truc à essayer de me tuer!
M: Peu importe -J'essayais de me brûler vivant
J: Tu es un mauvais suicidaire alors...
M: Oooh... J'ai fait de mon mieux
J: ça existe?
M: Ouais
K: Je vais me suicider tellement fort
M: Papa regarde, je peux voler, tu veux voir? Je peux voler!
J: Montre-moi!
M: T'as vu?
J: T'es vraiment une merde putain
K: C'était génial!
M: Merci.. Merci frangin
M: Comment est-ce que tu m'a trouvé ici? Non!
M: Bébé veut son jus! Son jus d'essence!
K: Le jus!!
P: Je l'ai!
P: Je vais te sprayer bébé!
M: S'il te plait, s'il te plait!
J: Pourquoi est-ce que vous n'arrêter pas les gars?
J: Non! Je vous arrête tout de suite!
M: Ok oh mon Dieu c'était -Merci papa! C'est tout ce dont j'avais besoin!
K: Es-ce que je peux te brûler?
M: Eh qui as allumé le sèche-linge?

English: 
Jack: Best Daddy ever!
Mark: None of us died! How did none of us die?
Ken: What the hell happened?
Jack: You guys suck! You spent all your fucking thing trying to kill ME!
Mark: Whatever. *I* was trying to burn myself alive!
Jack: You're a terrible...suicider, then.
Mark: Awwww. I try my best.
Jack: Is that a thing?
Ken: I will kill myself so hard...
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Daddy, look. I can fly. You wanna see?
Mark: I can fly.
Jack: Show me.
Mark: HAAAAAAAA!
Mark: Did you see it?
Jack: You are SUCH a fucking disappointment.
Mark: Ohhh. [laughs]
[Pewds laughs]
Ken: That was AWESOME!
Mark: Thanks. Thanks, Brother!
Jack: No, no, no...Babyplier, NO!
Mark: How did you meet me in h -- NO, the ba- [stammers]
Jack: No! No!
Mark: Baby wants his juice!
Mark: His gasoline juice!
Jack: You want your juice box?
Ken: THE JUUUICE! You must spray the juice!
Pewds: I'm gonna spray ya, Baby!
Ken: YEAAAAH!
Mark: Please. Pleeease.
[loud sexual noises from Ken and Pewds]
Jack: What are you guys up to?
Mark: Oh...Oh, geez...
Mark: Please. Please?
Jack: No! I'm making a last stand!
Mark: Okay, I -- God! That was...Thank you, Daddy!
Jack: Oh shit...
Jack: No, no, no, no!
Mark [laughing]: That's all I needed!
Ken: We're huffing it!
Jack: Can I burn you?
Ken: Wait...
Ken: Dammit, I ran out...
Jack: What're you guys doing?
Mark: Hey, who turned on the dryer?

Portuguese: 
Pew: Que??!
Mark: Nenhum de nós morreu, como se nenhum de nós morreu??! *risos*
O que aconteceu??!
Jack: Essa porra tava tentado me matar!
Mark: Seja o que for.. Eu estava tentando me queimar vivo!!
Jack: Você é um terrivel suicida!!
Mark: Ohhhh... Eu tentei o meu melhor
Mark: Papai olha eu consigo voar, quer ver??! Eu consigo voar!
Mark: HAAA!!! Você viu isso?
Jack: Oh cala a boca!
Mark: NOO *risos*
Isso foi incrível!!
Mark: Obrigado irmão!!
Mark: Como você me encontrou aqui?? Ei ESPERE O BEBÊ QUER A CAIXA DE SUCO!!
Mark: O suco de gasolina dele!!! *risos*
O suco!!
Pew: Eu peguei ele!!
YEAAAAAH!!
Por favor!! Por favor!!
Oh jesus *YEAAAH*
Porfavor! Por favor!!
Mark: Caiu, obrigado pai!
Mark: Isso era tudo o que eu precisava!
Mark:Ei quem ligou a máquina de lavar??

English: 
Mark: Burn me!
[loud screaming and laughing from everyone]
Pewds: BABYPLIER!!! D:
Ken: Put 'im out with a fire extinguisher!
Mark: Oh God...AAAAAH-
Mark: -bleh.
Jack: You burned them ALL!
[Mark laughs]
Pewds: Baby Wins!
Jack: What the FUCK?
[Mark and Pewds laugh]
Jack: That was TERRIFYING!
Ken: Mark, you wanna be Dad?
Mark: Yeah, I'll be Dad.
Mark: I'll be da BEST Dad!
Mark: You goddamn kids choke on these balls!
Mark: Dammit! In the vent!?
[laughter from the others]
Mark: Oh, fuck off! Where'd you go?
Mark: Where'd you little bastards go?
Jack: We got this!
Mark: Where? Where are you?
Mark: WHERE ARE YOU?
Jack: Escape from Dadiplier!
Mark: NOOOOO!
Ken: Yeaaaah!
Mark: No, no dousing yourself in fire this time!
Mark: Where's the Grabber-Dick?
Mark: Er, Grabber doodad.
Pewds: Grabber-WHAT?
Mark [laughing]: The Grabber-Dick. You know what I'm talking about.
Pewds: Of course! Yes!
Ken: Of course! The Grabber-Dick.

French: 
M: Brûle-moi!
P: IL EST EN FEU!! OH MON DIEU
K: Éteins-le avec l’extincteur!
M: OH MON DIEU
J: T'as brûlé le mur!
J: C'est quoi ce bordel?
P: Attendez, revenons au menu
P: Mark tu veux être papa?
M: Oui je serai papa! Je serai le meilleur papa
M: Enfoirés d'enfants, étouffez-vous avec ces balles. PUTAIN dans la bouche d'aération? Oh dégage.
M: Où êtes-vous allés?
M: Où êtes-vous allés petits enfoirés?
J: On va gagner
M: OÙ? Où êtes-vous?
M: Où êtes-vous??
J: Échappe papa!
M: NON
J: OUI
M: Non non personne en feu cette fois!
M: Où est "l'attrape-bite"?
M: L'attrape-duba-bite
P: L'attrape quoi??
M: L'attrape-bite! Tu sais de quoi je parle!
P: Bien sûr, oui!
K:Bien sûûûr, l'attrape-bite!

Portuguese: 
Mark: Me queime!!
OAHAHAHA *risos infinitos*
Mark: OH DEUS!!
AAAAAH *gritos*
*risos*
Jack: Você queimou todos eles??!
*muitos risos*
Pew: Mark você quer ser o pai??!
Mark: Sim eu vou ser o pai!
Mark: Eu serei o melhor pai!
Mark: PEGUE CRIANÇAS!!
Mark: Merda!!, Ahh porra entrou na ventilação, vaza!!
Mark: Pra onde tu foi??!
Mark: Aonde o pequeno bobinho foi??!
Jack: nós ganhamos esta..
Mark: AONDE??! AONDE ESTÁ VOCÊ??!
FUJAM DO PAI!!
Mark: NÃO!!
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French: 
M: AAH C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL? Putain
P: Qu'est-ce qui vient de se passer?
M: Vous tous ??
M: Dès que j'aurai trouvé l'attrape-bite, je vais vous attraper, et je vais, et je vais faire en sorte que...
J: Ouais tu dois améliorer ton rôle de papa
M: Je -Mon rôle de papa est déjà à son niveau maximal ok?
J: Ouais ben c'est raté parce qu'on dirait que-qu'on est- qu'on se suicide tous
M: NON non non vous n'avez rien fait
K: Tu es un si bon père!
M: Quoi? Pourquoi est-ce que je peux pas t'attraper avec mes mains vides? C'est tellement stupide!
K: Tu n'as pas les mains vides!
M: Tais-toi! J'ai quelque chose...
M: Oh, merde, il y a rien! IL Y A RIEN!
P: Ne fais rien de stupide maintenant papaaa..
M: Je, je vais juste te fourrer dans un panier
M: Oh merde, ça ne marche pas!
P: Papaaa, oh mon Dieu!
J: Laisse mon frère tranquille!
M: NON
P: Mark est-ce que c'est ça que tu cherches?
M: C'est ce que je cherche! Donne ça à papa, donne ça à papa! Donne ça à papa!
M: Ok, donc.
M: Je, je vais vous enfermez ici les gars, c'est Jack qui fait des problèmes, où est-il?
J: Non, non, non
M; Jack, où es-tu?
J: NON
M: VIENS VOIR PAPA
J: NOOON

English: 
Jack: DEAD! YES!
Mark: Agh, what the hell!?
Mark: God damn it!
Pewds: What just happened?
Mark: Every one of you!?
Mark: Once I find the Grabber-Dick, I'm gonna get you...
Mark: And I'm gonna make sure...
Jack: You gotta step up your Daddy game.
Mark: I...my Daddy game is already elevated to maximum capacity, okay?
Jack: Really? 'Cause I seem to r-...see...
Ken: AH!
Jack: That...we all...killed ourselves...
Mark: No! No, no, no, you didn't -- you didn't do shit!
Jack: You are SUCH a cool dad!
Mark: Why -- why can't I pick you up with my bare hands?
Mark: It's so stupid...
Jack: 'Cause you don't HAVE bear hands.
Mark: Shut up! I have somethin'...
Jack: You have HUMAN hands.
Mark: Uh...Fuck! There's nothin'! There's nothin'!
Pewds: Don't do anything stupid now, Dad...
Mark: Ah...shit! Ugh! I'm...I'm just gonna scoop you up in a basket!
Mark: Ah, fuck! It's not working!
Ken: Oh God!
Mark: Jesus!
Jack: Whatcha doin'?
Mark: Just...
Jack: Leave my brothers alone!
Mark: No!
Ken: Chiiild abuuuse!
[incoherent talking and shouting]
Mark: THAT'S what I'm looking for! Give that to Daddy! Give that to Daddy!
Mark: Give that to Daddy.
[shouting from Ken and Pewds]
Mark: All right, so...I'm gonna lock you guys in here...
Mark: It's Jack that's the troublesome one, where's HE?
Jack: No! No!
Mark: Jack, where are you?
Jack: No!
Mark: Come to Daddy!

English: 
Jack: Noooo...
Mark: COME TO DADDY!
Jack: I need to find a way out...I need to find a way out...
Mark: Where are you...?
Pewds: Where are you guys?
Mark: I don't...I don't know where Jack went...
Jack: I got it...I got it. I got it! I'm dying!
Ken: He'll never find me...
Mark: No-no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no! What are you dying from?
Jack: I'm already dying!
Mark: No -- From what?
Jack: That's a secret, Daddy! I'm hiding!
Mark: From WHAT?
Mark: What are you dying from!?
Mark: Where are you dying?
Mark: What the hell is happening?
[Jack laughs evilly]
Mark: Oh geez...
Jack: I am MLG Baby-Killer.
Pewds: I want hot chocolate!
Mark: No! No! No!
Mark: No!
Pewds: Let me go!
Pewds: Let me go,  I'm gonna tase you!
Mark: No...No...N-TRY it!
Pewds: I'm gonna tase you...
Mark: TRY it, Baby Bitch! Come on!
Pewds: Nooooo....
Mark: You're going in -- back into your crib...
Pewds: Saaave meee...
Mark: And you're gonna STAY there!
Mark: You...bleh. Ah shit, it broke.
Jack: Yes...Yes! Batteries!
Jack: Yeeees!
Mark [laughing]: Are you stuck in the wall?
Pewds: Yes...
Mark: Oh my God...
Mark: That's what you get, Baby -- ow...
Pewds: Fuck! I missed.
[Mark laughs]
Jack: Daddy? I'm dying. Daddy.
Mark: How? Where? Why??
Mark: I've -- I've...I've figured out the final solution for Babydom.
Mark: You just gotta stick 'em in the wall. [laughs]
[Jack laughs]
Mark: Where'd you go? Where'd you go, you little shit?

French: 
M: VIENS VOIR PAPA
P: Je dois trouver une sortie, je dois trouver une sortie!
M: Où es-tu?
P: Vous êtes où les gars?
M: Je sais p -Je sais pas où Jack est allé
J: Je vais gagner, je vais gagner!
J: Tu ne me trouveras jamais, je suis en train de mourir
M: Non non non non, non non non non, pourquoi est-ce que tu es en train de mourir?
J: Je suis déjà en train de mourir!
M: Non, de quoi?
M: DE QUOI?
M: De quoi est-ce que tu meurs? Où est-ce que tu meurs??
M: MAIS QU'EST-CE QUI SE PASSE BORDEL??
J: Je suis bébé LMG(?) !
P: J'aimerais du chocolat chaud
M; NON NON NON, NON NON NON.
P: Laisse moi partir! Je vais te faire plaisir!
M: Essaye, essaye sale bébé! Allez!
M: Tu vas dans ton berceau, et tu vas rester là!
M: Ah merde, ça c'est cassé
K: Oui, OUI, j'ai trouvé les piles!
M: Est-ce que t'es coincé dans le mur?
P: Oui
M: Oh mon Dieu! C'est ce que tu mérites bébé! Ouch
P: Merde j'ai raté
K: Papa, je suis en train de mourir papa!
M: COMMENT? OÙ? POURQUOI? J'ai trouvé la solution finale pour faire perdre les bébés, tu dois juste les coincer dans le mur..
M: Où est-ce que t'es allé, où est-ce que t'es allé p'tite merde?

French: 
K: Je suis mort!
P: Oh putain
M:OH MERDE! Est-ce que tu te cachais sous la voiture??
M: Être papa craint.
J: C'est une représentation de la vraie vie!
M: Ouais exactement!
M: J'aurais dû porter un préservatif!
M: J'aurais pas dû laisser ma femme participer à cette orgie
K: Je sais ce que ce jeu est, c'est une pub pour les parents.
P: Arrête de jouer avec cette stupide porte putain!
K: Je suis sorti!!
M: Ok.
J: Allez mes frères bébés!!
M: NON!!
J: C'est maintenant que nous nous battons!
M: Oh il est passé par cette stupide bouche d'aération.. Que diriez vous de non??
Que diriez-vous de beaucoup de non?
Que diriez-vous de NOON?
P: Je, je veux me brûler!
M: Non, ne fais pas ça! C'est exactement ce que tu ne dois pas faire!
P: Laisse moi papa, laisse moi vivre mon rêve!
M: Non
P: Oh mon Dieu...
M: Arrête!
P: Quoi?
K: Putain papa!
M: NON
M: Ok, je vais mettre une bougie dans l'eau comme ça toute l'eau va s'évaporer
M: NON ARRÊTE AVEC LA JAVEL! Ne, ne fais pas ça!

English: 
Pewds: Nope. Never...
Jack: Aaaaand...dead.
Mark: Aaaaah FUCK!
Mark: Were you hiding under the car?
Mark: Being Daddy sucks.
[everyone else laughs]
Jack: This is analogous to real life.
Mark: Yeah, exactly.
Mark: Shoulda worn a condom!
Mark: Egh! I shouldn't have let my wife go to that orgy!
Jack: That's all this game is, is a commercial for condoms.
Mark: Ugh...
Pewds: Stop blocking the damn door!
Pewds: Goddamnit!
Ken: Jack!
Jack: I'm out!
Jack: Come on, baby brethren!
Mark: Noooo! [laughs]
Jack: This is where we fight!
Mark: Always through the goddamn vent.
Mark: How 'bout no...How 'bout a lot of no...
Mark: How 'bout I -- NO!
Pewds: I wanna light myself on fire.
Mark: No, you do NOT do that. That's exactly NOT what you do.
Jack: I got you, Baby Bros. I got you, Baby Bros.
Pewds: Please, please, Dad! Let me live my DREAMS!
Mark: No.
Pewds: Gawwd...
Mark: STOP IT!
Jack: God, Dad, just let us KILL ourselves!
Mark: NO!
Ken: What?? Damn it, Daddy!
[Jack and Mark laugh]
Mark: If I -- I'm gonna put a candle in the water, that way it'll evaporate all the water...
Mark: No, stop it with the bleach!

French: 
J: Hey papa! J'ai un couteau pour toi!
M: Reste là-dedans!
M: C'est moi qui ai le couteau sur toi! Attends...
M: Pourquoi est-ce que je peux pas utiliser ce couteau sur toi?
M: Pour te poignarder dans la bite!
J: C'est pas des choses que tu fais à un bébé!
M: NON MANGE CE FRUIT! Mange ton petit-déjeuner!
J: Fais-le, fais-le bébé!
M: AH-AH!! Je t'ai donné un FRUIT!
P: Oh merci papa!
M: Je t'en prie!
P: J'adore les oranges!
K: Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
M: Je sais pas, je peux pas bouger!
P: Où est le..
J: Il est sur la table, prends-le!
M: Ah merde!
P: OÛ?
M: Arrête arrête arrête!
J: Regarde ce petit pied de bébé!
P: Porte-moi, porte-moi!
M: Attends
K: Lequel est le bon?
M: Non? Est-ce que tu t'es recouvert d'essence?
M: Tu arrête ça tout de suite!
M: Tu as besoin d'un bain!!
P: Tue-moi, TUE-MOI!
M: Nooon!
J: Oh mon Dieu je suis coincé dans une chaise!
M: Reste-là!
M: Oh mec, pourquoi tu,  pourquoi tu m'as poignardé dans les chevilles? Je peux bouger nul part!
J: Où est la bougie??
P: Elle est ici, dans l'entrée!
M: Non non non non, non non non!
K: Les gars il y a des piles!
P: S'il te plait papa?

English: 
Mark: Don't -- don't do that...Don't do that...
Jack: Come here, Daddy...I've got a KNIFE for you...
[Ken screams]
Mark [laughing]: You STAY in there!
Ken: You locked me in here? I'm the dirty little secret...
Jack: C'mere!
Mark: Ah! Take the -- here.
Mark: I've got the knife on you! Wait...
Jack: No!
Mark: Why can't I use this knife on you?
[Ken laughs]
Mark: To stab you in the dick...
Jack: What a safe thing to do on a baby.
Mark: Aaaagh! No, eat this fruit!
Jack: No!
Mark: Eat your breakfast!
Jack: Do it! Do it, baby!
Mark: Ha-HA-ha! I gave you a fruit!
Pewds: Oh thanks, Dad.
Mark: You're welcome.
Pewds: I love oranges.
Ken: What's going on?
Jack: Get the candle!
Mark: I can't move!
Pewds: Where's the candle?
Jack: It's on the table! Get it!
Mark: Aah! Shit!
Mark: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it...
Jack: I'll help you! Go, baby!
Jack: Look it that little baby butt!
Mark: Eh...
Pewds [singing]: Lift me up, lift me up...
Mark: Hang on...
Ken: Which one is the one...
Mark: No! Are you doused in gasoline? You stop that now!
Mark: You need a bath!
Jack: Where's the table?
Pewds: Killl mehhh...
Mark [laughing]: No...
Jack: Oh God, I'm stuck on a chair! *grunts*
Mark: You stay there...Oh man, why did you...
Mark: Why did you stab me in the ankles? I can't move anywhere!
[Ken and Pewds laugh]
Jack: Yeeeah...
Jack: Where's the candle?
Pewds: It's here in the hallway.
Mark: No no no no...
Jack: Get it!

French: 
J: Peut-être que  je peux pas le faire!
J: On doit, on doit réussir, vas su la tab-AAH
M: Non, arrête ça!
K: Il est en train de flipper!
P: Qu'est-ce que vous faites putain?
M: Je m'assure que vo-QUOI?? NON!!
M: Putain je t'ai donné un fruit!!
K: Regarde ces mouvements de danse!!
K: Pire père de l'univers!
M: Oh tais-toi!! Comme si tu étais meilleur !
P:  Ok écoutez-moi bande d'enfoirés!
M: Oh mon Dieu..
K: Oh mon Dieu!
P: Si vous n'êtes pas au lit dans 5 secondes, je vais vous baiser!
P: Qu'est-ce que vous faites??
M: C'est un peu extrème!
J: ... papa, désolé!
M: Papa, papa j'ai peur!
P: Suicidez-vous bande d'ordures!
M: Oh mon Dieu papa non!
K: Où est le godemichet?
J: Pour quoi faire? Je vais au lit!
M: Je vais au lit, je vais au lit! On va au lit!
P: Je vous déteste!
M: On va au lit!
P: Ouais allez au lit, avancez!
J: Maman, maman me manque!
P: Le dernier au lit reçoit une fessée avec une ceinture!

English: 
Mark: [many more "no"s]
Jack: Get it, babies!
Ken: I'm gonna eat some batteries...Delicious.
Jack: Maybe I can't do it!
Mark: Okay...
Pewds: Ya just gotta belieeeve...
Jack: We must...We must get this.
Jack: Can we knock over the ta-NOO!
Mark: Nooo! Stop that!
Ken: AAAH, laser beam!
Jack: NOOO!
[Mark laughs]
Ken [laughing]: He's just freaking out!
Pewds: What the fuck are you doing?
[Jack babbles incoherently]
Mark: I'm making sure you're s-WHAT!?
Mark: Noooo!
Ken: Yeah!
Mark: Goddamnit, I gave you a FRUIT!
Ken: Look it those dance moves!
Jack: I think the consensus is Worst Dad Ever.
Mark: Oh shut up! As if YOU were any BETTER!
Pewds: Arright, listen up, you piece of shits!
Mark: Oh God...
Ken: Oh God...
Pewds: If you're not in bed in 5 seconds...
Pewds: ...I'm gonna FUCK you!
Mark [laughing]: Woah...
Jack: I'm...I'm sorry Daddy!
Pewds: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
[Ken shouts]
Jack: Daddy, I'm sorry...
Mark: That's kind of extreme...
[Pewds roars angrily]
Jack: I'll go to bed!
Jack:  I'll go to bed, Daddy! I'm sorry! *cries*
Ken: Jesus...
Mark: Daddy, I'm scared...
Pewds: Kill yourself, you piece of shit!
Mark: Oh God, Daddy, no! 
Ken: Where's the dildo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: Go away, Daddy. I'll go to bed...
Mark: I'll go to bed. I'll go to bed...
Pewds: I hate you!
Ken: We're going to bed...
Pewds: I HATE you!
Mark [nervously]: We're going to bed!
Pewds: Yeah, go to BED! March up!
Mark [sobbing]: Okay...
Jack: I -- I miss Mal-...I miss Mommy.
Pewds: Last one to bed gets a spanking with a belt!

English: 
Mark: Why did Mom go to that wonderful hotel vacation for three years?
Ken [intrigued]: Ooh, a belt!
Ken: Ooh, some pants!
Jack: Why can't I get on the bed?
Pewds: GET IN THE BED! COME ON!
Jack: I'm TRYING!
Mark: I can't get on the bed!
Jack [sobbing]: I'm sorry, Daddy!
Ken: Knock over that thing in the corner so I can jump on it and get in bed!
[Mark whimpers nervously]
Pewds: Last one gets a spanking!
Jack: Don't hurt me again!
Mark: Aah, no, no!
Mark: It's Jack! Jack's the last one!
Pewds: Jack, you gets the SPANKING!
Jack: THAT'S not ME!
Mark: Oh, KEN! I'm sorry, KEN'S the last one!
[Ken screams]
Ken: OH! Oh, my buns! My baby buns! Oh nooo...
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Jack! Jack! I'm scared!
[Pewds snarls angrily]
[Ken cries]
Mark: I'm scared!
Jack: Hold me! Hold me, baby brother!
Mark [laughing]: I'm holding ya!
Mark: Daddy won't get us --
Pewds: You shall NOT console each other!
Mark: AAAH! Daddy, NO!
Jack: Okay...okay, we gotta make a break for it! We gotta make a break for it!
Jack: Through the vent, babies!
Pewds: No, you can't run from ME!
Mark: Where!?
Mark: I don't know where the vent is!
Pewds: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Ken: WOOOO!
Mark: Woooo...
Pewds: Aw, you pieces of shit...
Mark: Ahhh!
[Ken laughs]
Jack: Run, baby brothers!
Mark: Ooh!
Mark: Okay, okay, I can turn the dryer and washer on! You go in the dryer, I'll go in the washer!
[Ken grunts]
Mark: It's a deal!

French: 
M: Pourquoi est-ce que maman est allée dans ce merveilleux hôtel en vacances pendant 3 ans?
K: Oh des pantalons!
K: Pourquoi est-ce que je peux pas aller sur le lit?
P: Allez dans le lit!
M: Je peux pas aller dans le lit!
J: Je suis désolé papa!
K: .... avec ce truc dans le coin comme ça je peux sauter et aller dans le lit
P: Le dernier reçoit une fessée!
M: Non, non, non!
M: C'est Jack, Jack est le dernier!
P: Jack tu reçois une fessée!
J: C'est pas moi!
M: Oh Ken, pardon, Ken est le dernier!
K: Oh mon Dieu! Oh, mes os, mes os de bébé, oh nooon!
M: Jack, Jack j'ai peur!
M: J'ai peur!
J: Tiens moi, tiens moi, bébé frère!
M: Je te tiens dans mes bras!
M: Papa ne nous aura pas!
P: N'osez même pas vous consoler !
M: Papa non!
J: Ok, ok, on doit trouver un moyen de s'enfuir! On doit s'enfuir! Par la bouche d'aération!
P: Non vous ne pouvez pas m'échapper!
M: Où? Je sais pas où est la bouche d'aération!
P: Bande d'ordures!
J: Cours bébé frère!
M: Ok, je peux enclencher le sèche-linge et la machine à laver,  tu vas dans le sèche-linge, je vais dans la machine à laver!
M: C'est d'accord!

English: 
Jack: Oh look, it's the scary Daddy!
Mark: Oh God, it went off! Why did it go off?
Ken: Why, this thing turned off! Why?
Jack: No! No, Daddy, no!
Pewds: HAVE AN ORANGE!
[Mark laughs]
Pewds: Have a fucking orange!
Pewds: You have a banana!
Pewds: Put that down, boy!
Mark: He's trying to make us healthy! RUN!
Jack: The baby's doused!
Mark: Yes -- Baby's doused! Get Baby a candle!
Mark: We gotta finish this!
Pewds: Drink the gasoline! I dare you!
Jack: I AM, Daddy!
Pewds: I fucking dare you -- drink it!
Jack: Okay, we're doused.
Jack: We just gotta get a candle!
Mark: I know how to get to the candle...
Pewds: Here you go, you piece of shit! I dare you! You're too pussy!
[Ken and Jack scream]
[Mark laughs]
Jack: WOOOOOO! WOOOO! WOO-WOO-WOOO!
Mark [laughing]: AAAH! Oh god!
Pewds: I ran out of...stop!
Jack: Oh my God, the SOUND!
Mark: Yeah, the screaming! Oh my God...
[Mark laughs]
Ken: Oh, you're standing on me!
Ken: Like that's the WORST of my problems...
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Oh, it's still screaming! Do you guys hear that?
Mark: Good job, Daddy. We love you, Daddy. *kissing noises*
Jack: You're a TERRIBLE father. I hate you.
Mark: No, *I* love you.

French: 
J: Je crois que c'est méchant papa!
M: Oh mon Dieu ça s'est éteint, pourquoi ça s'est éteint?
K: ça s'est éteint, non, pourquoi?
J: Non, non, non papa, non!
P: Mange une orange! Mange une putain d'orange!
P: Toi mange une banane!
P: Poses ça par terre!
M: Il est en train d'essayer de nous rendre sain! COUREZ!
J: Bébé est aspergé!
Oui, bébé est aspergé, donnez une bougie à bébé!
P: Les gars
P: Buvez l'essence je vous défie!
P: Je vous défie putain, buvez le!
J: On est aspergé! Il faut juste trouver une bougie!
M: Je sais comment aller vers la bougie
P: Ouais allez-y bande d'ordures, je vous mets au défi espèces de fiottes!
M: OH MON DIEU!
P: J'ai plus de... STOP
J: Oh mon Dieu! Les hurlements!
M: Ouais, les hurlements oh mon Dieu!
K: Pourquoi est-ce que tu me marches dessus??  C'est le pire de mes problèmes.
M: Oh il est encore en train d'hurler, vous entendez ça les gars?
P: Fais le!
M: Bon travail papa, on t'aime papa
J: Tu es un frère horrible, je te déteste.
M: Non je t'aime

English: 
Pewds: Does anyone else wanna be Daddy in -- one more time, or something?
Jack: No.
Mark: I think...you're the BEST Daddy...
Jack: Sensual lips!
Mark: ...that ever...ever Dadded!
Ken: Those sexual lips you had there was just...hot!
[Jack laughs]
Ken: Ow!
Mark [in an Irish [?] accent]: Hot. It's very hot.
Jack: "Open Room of Great Achievement".
Pewds: Hands up, babies!
Ken: Whooo!
Jack: Jesus! No, Dad!
Pewds: Hands up!
Jack: Put the gun down, Daddy!
Mark: Sorry, Dad -- Ow. Ow.
[Mark yells crazily]
Mark: Okay, so...
Mark: There's a plug over there...
Jack: Wait, my health isn't going down anymore!
Pewds: Stop fuckin' around! You're supposed to be in bed!
Mark: No no no no. It's all right, Dad.
Jack: Daddy, gimmie some fruit!
Jack: Daddy, I'm gonna die! Gimmie some fruit!
Pewds: All right -- Babies, it's time for your bath, all right?
Jack: Daddy, I need fruit!
Pewds: I'm gonna get in here. Get in there, Ken.
Mark: Oh geez! Oh God!
Jack: I need fruit! I'm gonna die!
Ken: Oh Jesus Christ!
Mark: The toaster's freaking out...
Pewds: Time for your dirty bath, you dirty bitches!
Jack: Okay, but I'm gonna die.
Ken: Won't get it in there...
Pewds:  You can't die, you're too much of a pussy.
Mark: No no no no no no, give him...give him some pills! Give him some PILLS!
Pewds: I'm making the bath for you. It's nice and warm.
Jack [mutters something incomprehensible] Good job, Ken.
Ken: I'm like, trying to figure out how to drop this shit...
Ken: I can't.
Pewds: Let's take a bath, babies.

French: 
P: Est-ce que quelqu'un d'autre veut être papa encore une fois ou bien...?
J: Non
M: Je pense que t'es le meilleur papa qui ait jamais "papé"
K: ??
M: CHAUD! C'est très chaud!
J: Chambre des grands succès ouverte!
P: Levez la tête les bébés!
J: Jésus! Attends!
J: Pose le pistolet papa!
M: Ok, alors, il y a une prise là-bas
J: Attendez le....
P: Arrêtez de faire n'importe quoi, vous êtes sensés être au lit!
M: Non, non, non, c'est pas grave papa
J: J'ai besoin de fruits, papa je vais mourir, donne-moi des fruits!
P: Les bébés, c'est l'heure de votre bain, ok?
J: Papa j'ai besoin de fruits!
P: Va là-dedans, va là-dedans Ken!
M: Oh punaise!
J: J'ai besoin de fruits!
M: Oh mon Dieu!
J: J'ai besoin de fruits, je vais mourir!
K: Oh mon Dieu le grillepain!
M: Le grille-pain est devenu fou!
P: Allez dans votre bain, sales garces!
J: Ok, mais je vais mourir!
K: Je ne vais pas là-dedans,
P: Tu ne peux pas mourir, t'es trop une fiotte.
M: Non non non non donne-leur des pilules, donne-leur des pilules!!
P: Je vous prépare le bain, il est bon et chaud!
K: J'essaye de comprendre comment lâcher ce truc, j'arrive pas!
P: Prenez le bain, les bébés!
M: Ok, papa.

English: 
Mark: Okay. All right, Daddy.
Jack: Okay. Aaaaand...
Jack: I...am...dead.
[Mark laughs]
Mark: Don't worry, I tried to--
Jack: *makes drowning noises*
Mark: *Laughter*
Ken: Eat that booty.
Pewds: Oh noooo...
Pewds: My babieeees!
Jack: Now we're purple!
[Closed Captioning provided & edited by the YouTube Community]

French: 
J: O.K. Eeeeeet
J: Je. Suis. Mort.
M: T'inquiète pas, j'essaye de-OOOH
K: Mange ces fesses!
P: Oooh noon, mon bébééé!
