(dramatic music)
- 25 years ago,
you played a concert in
front of the entire world.
One month ago,
you played in Barstow,
California for 40 people,
most of whom were there
for two dollar taco night.
Bill and Ted,
what have you got to say for yourselves?
- Be excellent to each other,
and party on dudes!
(heroic music)
- You were supposed to unite the world,
and save reality as we know it.
(dramatic music)
- Bill, we've spent our
whole life trying to write
the song that will unite the world.
Why can't we just go to the
future when we have written it?
- Whoa!
- And take it from ourselves!
- But isn't that stealing?
(dramatic music)
- How is that stealing,
if we're stealing it from ourselves, dude?
(air guitar)
(upbeat music)
- Death, death, the end!
(Yelling)
- No way!
- How'd you like our song?
- It's a little on the dark side,
but you know, that's cool.
