the devil went down to Walmart that
no-good troublemaker. He just took a shit
in the fiery pit and Walmart's out of
toilet paper.
Well he came across this young man
buying every roll they got.
well the devil got up in his face and
said boy lemme tell you what. I guess
you didn't know it, but other people gotta shit too.
And if you care to take a dare I'll take
a shit with you.
now you take pretty good shits boy but
give the devil his due..
I'll bet a shitter of gold against that
roll cuz I think I'm better than you.
Well the boy said my name is Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet,
you're gonna regret cuz I can shit just like the wind.
Well, the devil opened up his lid and said
I'll start this show .With fire
flying out his ass he clenched and let
it go. And he opened up his sphicter and it
made an evil "hiss" as a stream of splatter
hit the walls cuz he totally fucking missed!
when the Devil finished Johnny said well you're pretty good old son, but lean back
in that changing station, let me show you
how it's done
fire in the bathroom, run boys run!
hold on tight cuz I ain't done!
Jonny's on the pot, shittin like hell. Even that devil can't stand that smell.
the devil bowed his head because he knew
that he'd been beat. And he slid that
golden shitter across the floor to Johnny's feet.  Johnny said devil just come on
back if you ever need a shittin spell.
I told you once you son of a bitch I
always eat a Taco Bell
Fire in the bathroom, run boys run! Hold on tight cuz I ain't done.
Jonny's on the pot, shittin like hell. Even that devil can't stand that smell.
