What's up, buttercup?
What's the word, hummingbird?
What's the gist, physicist?
Hi, I'm Kaley Cuoco, and this a dramatic ready
of Penny from The Big Bang Theory's most iconic
lines.
Give my friend his stuff back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well then good news.
Today's the day a girl's gonna finally touch
you in your little special place!
I actually did kick that guy in the groin.
And it was a really good take.
The movie's not as bad as you thought.
No, it is, but I decided instead of complaining
about it, I'm gonna go in every day and give
it my all.
There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best
bisexual go-go dancer slowly transforming
into a killer gorilla anyone's ever seen.
Serial Apeist was what the movie was called,
so there's that.
I'm a vegetarian, except for fish, and the
occasional steak -- I LOVE steak.
That was from the pilot.
Either one of you weirdos want to buy my underwear?
Only 1400 bucks.
The guys would have totally bought it, yeah.
You know, people think you're this weird robot
man who's so annoying all the time, and you
totally are.
But it's like that movie Wall-E at the end, you're
so full of love!
You can save a plant, and get fat people out
of the floaty chairs.
I love that she compares him to Wall-E, cause
that's totally Sheldon!
Holy crap on a cracker!
Yep, that's a good one.
That was me watching Sheldon get his feet
done by an actress named Ricky, and she played
the psycho, like she loved Sheldon so much
and was like his admirer, and I walk out of
the door and I slam the door and I say, 'holy
crap on a cracker!'
I grew up on a farm, okay?
From what I heard, they're either having sex
or Howard's caught in the milking machine.
Can't recall this one.
I mean, obviously Howard's having sex with
someone.
But I think it was early on, I don't think it
was with Bernadette.
What's up, buttercup?
What's the word, hummingbird?
What's the gist, physicist?
It was really funny, because the audience
found it so hilarious, I think we did it,
like, 45 times with a bunch of different reactions.
It was kind of fun.
Alright Howard Wolowitz, listen up.
You sign anything she puts in front of you
because you are the luckiest man alive.
If you let her go, there's no way you can
find anyone else.
Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not
going to happen, we had a meeting.
I think this was in the Cheesecake Factory,
and she was yelling at Howard because they
were on the verge of a breakup, I think.
Yeah, no I remember this clearly.
Actually, that's not true Leonard.
In fact, recently I've been thinking that
given the parameters of your experiment, the
transport of electrons through the aperture
of the nano-fabricated metals rings, is
qualitatively no different than the experiment
already conducted in the Netherlands.
Their observed phase-shift in the diffusing
electrons inside the metal ring already conclusively
demonstrated the electric analogue of the
Aharonov-Bohm quantum-interference effect.
So when I opened the script and saw I had
to say that, I cried a little bit, and then
I peed my pants.
And I kept thinking they were going to rewrite
it as the week went on, and they didn't, and
it just kept staying there.
So I just kept saying it over and over and
over and over and over and over.
I said it every day, I said it every night.
I put it on my phone, I would read it, I would
read it, and I got it on the first take.
I really want to know which ones I got right,
will you email me those?
Thank you.
Producer: Yeah, we'll let you know.
