PLEASE WELCOME SCOTT EASTWOOD.
♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I THINK-- I'LL
HAVE TO CHECK WITH THE JUDGES,
BUT I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE
FASTEST A GUEST HAS EVER COME
OUT HERE.
YEAH.
THAT'S A NEW LAND SPEED RECORD
FOR OUR STAGE.
>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
( LAUGHTER )
( RIM SHOT ).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
LET ME JUST GO A LITTLE OVER THE
C.V..
YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
YOU MODEL.
YOU SURF.
LOTS OF SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF
YOU ON THE INTERNET.
YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE DOG NAMED
FREDDIE.
YOU PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO CRYING
DURING "THE NOTEBOOK."
YOU FLY A HELICOPTER.
ARE YOU AUDITIONING TO BE THE
NEXT BACHELOR?
THAT'S THE KIND OF THING PEOPLE
MAKE UP ON THE RESUME.
>> BUSTED.
"THE BACHELOR," THAT'S EVERY
MAN'S DREAM TO BE ON A SHOW WITH
20 WOMEN COMPETING OVER YOU?
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> Stephen: I, A BIG OLD
GREASED UP MEAT SLAB.
>> MEAT SLAB!
NO, LOOK AT THIS!
>> Stephen: THIS IS A
FANTASTIC PICTURE.
THIS IS YOU AND YOUR DAD ON THE
COVER OF THE NEW "ESQUIRE."
IT'S JUST HITTING THE STANDS
NOW.
>> THANK YOU.
THANKS.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DID YOU LIVE WITH
YOUR DAD AS A TEENAGER?
>> I DID UNTIL I PISSED HIM OFF,
YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
PISS THIS MAN OFF, BECAUSE HE--
HE JUST HAS A LOOK THAT WOULD,
LIKE, STERILIZE A FROG AT 50
PACES.
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO GET IN
TROUBLE WITH THIS FELLA?
>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU
SEE HIM IN "GRAN TORINO" SAY,
"GET OFF MY LAWN," BUT WITH HIS
HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BUT ONLY BECAUSE
HE LOVES YOU, RIGHT?
>> OH, LOVE.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE ME
THE STARE?
YOU CAN SCARE THE HELL-- OH,
BOY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S IT.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE, TOO.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE SAYS, "DID
YOU NOTICE I WAS LOOKING AT
YOU?"
WELL, NOW YOU'RE IN "SUICIDE
SQUAD."
WORKING WITH DAVID ERROR, WHO
YOU WORKED ON, ON "FURY."
BRUTAL MOVIE TO WORK ON, I
IMAGINE.
>> NOT LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO
WAR.
>> Stephen: BUT HE RUNS BOOT
CAMPS.
PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL
TORTURE.
>> I THINK HE LIKES TO TORTURE
HIS ACTORS.
I'M NOT SURE WHY I CAME AROUND
FOR A SECOND ROUND OF TORTURE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO GO
THROUGH EXTENSIVE TRAINING FOR
"SUICIDE SQUAD"?
>> WE DID.
HE LIKES TO PUT HIS ACTORS
THROUGH, LIKE YOU SAID, AND-- I
WAS PLAYING A SPEC -OPS GUY IN
THE MOVIE.
AND AT ONE POINT HE HAD US--
SLEEP DEPRIVATION FOR 72 HOURS.
>> Stephen: WHAT!
>> YEAH.
AND THEN HE HAD US SNEAKING
AROUND HOUSES IN THE GREATER
TORONTO AREA, AND LOOKING BACK
AT IT NOW, WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN
ARRESTED.
>> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S
ILLEGAL.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS JUST TO
MAKE YOU SEEM TIRED?
WHY DO YOU KEEP SOMEBODY UP FOR
72 HOURS?
JUST GIVE THE MAN A TODDLER.
YOU'LL BE TIRED FASTER THAN
THAT.
>> THAT'S ALSO GOOD.
>> Stephen: DID IT BOND YOU
GUYS?
DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A TEAM
BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL SUFFERING
AT THE SAME TIME?
>> YEAH, A LOT OF SUFFERING
TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: WE HAD MARGOT
ROBBIE ON THE SHOW AND SHE SAID
SHE HAS HER OWN TATTOO GUN AND
THAT SHE WAS TATTOOING THE WORD
"SQUAD" S-K-W-A-D, ON PEOPLE.
DID SHE APPROACH YOU ABOUT
GETTING THE SQUAD TATTOO?
>> YOU KNOW-- NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
>> NO, WILL AND I STAYED AWAY
FROM THAT.
I SAW WILLs GIVING THE TATTOOS
OUT.
I SAID RUN AWAY FROM THAT
TRAILER.
>> Stephen: NO TATTOO FOR YOU?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY
TATTOOS?
>> NO, MY DAD WAS SORT OF OLD
SCHOOL.
AND I REMEMBER MY SISTER CANNING
HOME ONE TIME WITH A TATTOO AND
HIM SAYING, "WELL, WHY THE HELL
DID YOU DO THAT?"
I SAID, I'M NOT GETTING A
TATTOO.
OKAY.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS OLDER
SISTER?
>> OLDER AND YOUNGER, ACTUALLY.
NOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DID YOU LEARN TO
BE GOOD BY WATCHING YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS ( BLEEP )
UP?
( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE I THINK--
>> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT ON
AIR?
>> Stephen: NO, I'M NOT
ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.
WHAT I DID WAS I JUST ( BLEEP )
UP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR MY
LAST SHOW.
( LAUGHTER )
I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING IS I
THINK YOUNGER BROTHERS, YOUNGER
BROTHERS AND SRS LEARN TO GET
AROUND PARENTS BY WATCHING HOW
THE OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS
GET IN TROUBLE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
I WAS VERY SNEAKY.
I WAS VERY SNEAKY, SO I GOT AWAY
WITH A LOT.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE THINGS
THAT YOUR FOLKS DON'T KNOW YOU
DID, EVEN NOW, LIKE "I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO TELL THEM THAT?"
>> NO.
NO.
NO.
NOT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE IN THE
FEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" COMING
OUT, "FURIOUS 8."
>> I AM, I AM.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A CAR GUY?
HAVE YOU ALWAYS LOVED CARS?
>> YEAH, CLASSIC CARS.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF
CLASSIC CARS.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR
FIRST CAR?
>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.
I ACTUALLY ASKED MY DAD, I
REMEMBER, WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,
FOR A LOAN.
I THINK IT WAS FOR SEVEN OR
EIGHT GRAND FOR A TRUCK.
I HAD A JOB AT THE TIME.
AND HE SAID NO.
AND SO THEN I HAD-- I REMEMBER
GETTING A DEAL ON A '91 FORD
CROWN VIC, WHICH WAS FOR PEOPLE
WHO DON'T KNOW, IS AN OLD POLICE
CAR.
>> Stephen: SURE, SURE, NOT
THAT SEXY.
>> NOT THAT SEXY, NO.
THE TRUNK DIDN'T CLOSE.
SO I USED A BUNGEE CORD.
THAT WAS-- THAT WAS NICE.
YOU KNOW, FOR DATES.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS YOUR
FIRST CAR?
>> FIRST CAR.
>> Stephen: I HAD A 1978
POWDER BLUE PINTO.
>> OH, NICE, THAT'S GOOD.
>> Stephen: I GOT ALL THE
GIRLS WHO WALKED BY YOURS.
SCOTT, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW MOVIE.
>> Stephen: "SUICIDE SQUAD" IS
IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
SCOTT EASTWOOD, EVERYBODY!
