Does anyone want to buy girl scout cookies?
It's for a good cause!
You joined the scouts?
Actually, if you must know, I'm selling these on behalf of my neighbor.
She's 8 years old.
(Felix)
What kinds of cookies do you have?
Uhh, just these plain sugar cookies.
She only gave me one box.
(Carl)
The box looks really beaten up.
We kinda fought over it until I gave her five bucks to leave me alone.
Wait, you paid an 8 year old five dollars to sell cookies FOR her?
At least I'm doing something with my life!
At least I belong somewhere!
(Felix)
I'll take the whole box.
It's fifty bucks.
Fifty?!
Inflation.
Well, okay.
(Door opens)
Thanks for letting me change in the storage closet.
And where are you going?
I got a hot date tonight.
(Liz)
This is for you.
Think of it as an early birthday present.
A date?
You actually got a date? With who?
Captain of the volleyball team, Trisha Barnes.
You're going out with TRISHA?!
I'm Tricia Barnes, your replacement.
No, you've got it all wrong.
You're yesterday's news, dear.
How'd you manage that?
Funny story actually. We were both in the lunch line.
Next thing I know, we've made dinner plans.
Well, smell ya later, guys.
Hey, all these cookies are broken!
He's going out with Trisha Barnes?
That b-hole!
Claire!
Where's the Professor? We're in some serious shit here.
I assume you know this officious entity.
Quit using SAT words and give me the Professor.
I barely escaped and it's right behind me.
I'm afraid I can't give you what I don't have.
The Professor's been missing for four months.
Presumed dead.
(gasp)
What do you want to drag us into this time?
Some...thing in the Colorado River's been eating all the marine life.
There's a bounty on it.
I tried to take it down, but it was too much for me.
Geez.
It's targeted me as its prey, and man, this thing won't give up at all.
It's been following me ever since.
Lemme guess.
You want help destroying it.
This thing's never gets tired.
It's going to catch up with me sooner or later.
When it does, I need to be ready.
Ugh, these cookies are stale!
(Claire)
Well, what're you waiting for?
It's on its way here!
What do you expect us to do?
Bring out the heavy artillery.
(Roger)
Thanks for going out with me, Trisha.
Aww, you're such a sweetie!
This hasn't been easy for me, y'know.
I got really close to my last girlfriend...
she died.
Again.
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that.
Tell you what, let's get a double order of wine and tater tots.
How does that sound?
(Roger)
I think we're going to get along just fine, Trisha.
(Claire)
A pitchfork?
This is the best you can come up with?
I tidied up when I moved in and got rid of a lot of junk.
Liz?
Where did you go?
It's the only thing I can think of.
The unicorn horn?
(Claire)
Quit wasting time.
Do you have any better ideas?
(pounding)
It's coming! Everyone, get ready.
Then I transferred here and started my electrical engineering degree.
I'm in the automotive major 'cause I like cars.
Vroom vroom!
(laugh)
Oh Roger, you're such a hoot.
“Such a hoot”?
Who says that anymore.
What a poseur...
(Roger)
It's getting late, should I walk you to your car?
Aww, such a gentleman.
Roger, you shouldn't date her.
What are YOU doing here?
I'll handle this, babe.
This SNAKE took everything from me.
Tiffany, don't.
She took my volleyball team.
I learned to deal with it, until I learned that without the team, I'm nothing.
She's really getting on my nerves.
Didn't you used to like me, Roger?
Well, I'm available NOW!
Let's go, Trisha.
(sobbing) Where are you going?
Where are you going with my life?
Come on, we have to press on!
How? We've got nothing to press on with!
Stand back.
Phew!
What just happened?
I suppose no one likes stale cookies.
Not even monsters.
But the monster's not dead! The bounty is still out there.
You're still alive.
Consider THAT your reward.
(Tiffany)
What have I become?
Just a year ago, they would've bowed down to me.
Yes, bowed down.
You've lost that spark, haven't you?
Yes.
What would you do to get it back?
Anything.
Good.
