hey everyone so while we're all stuck
indoors a little while longer I think we
can all agree the best thing we can do
right this moment is get better at
cheating at cards so the thing about
cheating at cards is all the mystical
magic in the world is pretty useless
unless you understand the game you're
cheating at so what I'm gonna do here is
demonstrate exactly how we're gonna
cheat at cards using magic in an actual
real scenario so these are cards and you
may be saying Rob these don't look
anything like any kind of cards I've
ever seen and that's because they're
facedown or rather they were these
should look more familiar so what we
have here is a pretty typical layout in
a game of cards basically what you'll
see after the dealer is thrown out the
flap and fourth and fifth streets and
what you see here are the ace of hearts
the king of clubs the Queen of Spades
the two of Hearts and the three of
diamonds so immediately you can see we
have a problem there are not enough
suits represented out here only for
clubs spades hearts diamonds so our
first step is when everyone else is
putting in their drink orders or yelling
at the TV magically add the three of
mushrooms when everyone sees it they'll
be glad for it and they won't even ask
where it came from so now that you've
done the whole table a favor it's time
to give yourself an advantage and the
best way to do that is by upgrading this
three of diamonds so next opportunity do
a little magical hand wave and turn it
into the twelve of twitters the thing
about the twelve of twitters is it's
ridiculously overpowered on account of
it being alliterative but it can get
away from you really quickly if you try
to be sarcastic among a group of
strangers so you got to be pretty
balanced with it as a precaution the
best thing you can do with the next
commercial break when everyone's head is
turned is also magically swapped this to
of hearts out with the bird of turds the
bird of turds is more or less a trump
card that can only be beaten by the Ace
of Base but nobody's seen one of those
since like 2010 so don't worry about it
so right about now the other players are
going to start getting a little
suspicious and there are only two ways
really to throw them off one will be a
fold and walk away which why did we
bother doing all this if we're just
gonna quit and plus I need to win my
watch back so we're left with one other
option which is to distract them with
something pretty and so the best option
there is to quickly change this Queen of
Spades into the Queen Margaery now be
extra careful here because there's
really no predicting how she'll react to
this King it just sort of depends on the
day
but for the remainder of this hand if
you hurry and finish it up she'll likely
stay on your good side before she and
most of the other cards get burned into
the deck and so that's it if you follow
these instructions to the letter you
should find yourself in great shape and
win every hand of cards let me know how
it works out for you and stay safe
