>>HOWARD: Oh, God, that feels so good.
>>HOWARD: Yeah, that's the spot. Oh,baby.
>>HOWARD'S MUM: Howard, dinner's ready!
>>HOWARD: I'll eat later. I'm busy!
Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand.
>>RAJ: You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
>>HOWARD:Yes.
>>RAJ: Penis first?
>>HOWARD: Yes. Now, help me!
>>LEONARD:I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.
>>HOWARD:Not funny, Leonard.
>>RAJ:Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude. That's funny, ask anyone.
>>HOWARD: Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!
>>LEONARD:Okay, let's see.
>>HOWARD:No, no! Don't touch. The program is paused.
>>LEONARD: Well, then let's un-pause it.
>>HOWARD: No, no! I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space. 
>>HOWARD: If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.
>>RAJ:A-All right. Um, how about this. 
>>RAJ: When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
>>LEONARD: You do what you want. I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
>>RAJ: All right, uh, forget pulling. How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?
>>HOWARD: What?! No saws! One circumcision was enough.
>>LEONARD: How about an acetylene torch?
>>HOWARD: Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud. No pulling, no saws, no torches.
>>LEONARD: Well, then what do you want us to do?
>>HOWARD'S MUM: Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!
>>HOWARD: That's great, Mom, thanks!
>>HOWARD'S MUM: I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!
>>HOWARD: Don't come up here!
>>HOWARD'S MUM: Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!
>>HOWARD: Yes, but that's not the point! Get me out of here.
>>LEONARD: You have any ideas, Raj?
>>RAJ: Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.
>>LEONARD: Okay, come on. Almost there.
>>HOWARD: Don't tug.
>>RAJ: No tugging. Next time, take your own advice.
>>LEONARD: Excuse me, could you help us out?
>>THE NURSE: My, my, my. What do we have here?
>>HOWARD: I slipped and fell.
>>THE NURSE: Yeah, we get that a lot.
What is this?
>>HOWARD: It's a robot arm.
>>THE NURSE: Where's the rest of the robot?
>>HOWARD: I only built the arm.
>>THE NURSE: Cause that's all you needed, right?
>>HOWARD: Can you please just help me?!
>>THE NURSE: All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm.
>>THE NURSE: I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
>>HOWARD: You think you could be a little more discreet?
>>THE NURSE: I'm sorry,we don't have a code for "Robot hand grasping a man's penis."
>>THE NURSE: Why is it hooked up to a computer?
>>LEONARD: Uh, it's what controls the arm.
>>HOWARD: But it's frozen.
>>THE NURSE: Did you try turning it off and back on again?
>>HOWARD: No, you see, it's more complicated than that. No, wait!
>>HOWARD: Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.
>>RAJ: Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?
