From Fail-or Moon to reject Robocops, we look
at 10 of the dumbest cosplay.
10.
Sailor Moon Fail
• This Sailor Moon fail is not a matter
of his outfit and more a matter of aesthetics.
• I’d ask where Luna is, you remember
Sailor Moon’s cat?
But it’s pretty obvious he ate her.
I mean, that’s the only way this guy is
getting any pussy.
And nothing says female empowerment quite
like a sweaty man.
• I feel like this guy is what would happen
if Sailor Moon had a one night stand with
Peter Griffin.
And that offspring was a transgender beardy.
9.
Space Marine
• This guy is trying to be a badass space
marine for our god emperor but he looks more
like an off-brand Autobot.
• The iconic Warhammer 40K class that sweats
testosterone and crushes enemies underfoot
is here reduced to the boxes you crushed into
your recycling bin last night.
• Maybe he’s actually from an Eastern
European-Tabletop knock-off game.
“In Soviet Space Russia, cardboard box car
better than metal, more bendable is more good.
Can be put in stew.”
Now that was a pretty bad Russian accent and
I kinda think HellBent would of done better
right there .
8.
Fat-man
• If you thought George Clooney’s nipple-y
bat-suit was disturbing, then you may want
to look away now.
• If Bruce Wayne is gonna walk around shirtless
then he should lay off the burgers.
This down-and-out version is as close as you’re
gonna get to modern day Val Kilmer reprising
the role of Gotham’s dark knight.
• This is like if Gotham’s criminals had
all been defeated and Bruce Wayne lost all
motivation.
“What’s the point Alfred?
Why bother when everybody leaves me anyway?
First my parents die, then Robin goes back
to the circus.
All my enemies are dead or in prison.”
He’s not the hero America needs, but he’s
the hero they deserve.
7.
Green Lantern
• The only thing worse than the ‘Green
Lantern’ film, is this guy’s outfit.
• Donning what appears to be green paper
glued to his chest and a white painted face,
I’d say there’s little chance anyone is
going to guess what this guy is supposed to
be.
Hell if you saw him on the street you would
assume he was just a random crack head asking
you for money.
• As bad as this outfit is, it’s only
slightly worse than Green Lantern’s costume
in the film.
Poor Ryan Reynolds.
At least he got to bang Blake Lively and make
mega bucks, so there’s some respite.
6.
Robo-nop
• Here we have what would happen if someone
attempted to create Robocop in modern day
Detroit.
• Trading in h is Kevlar coated body for
something that wouldn’t stop a BB gun, this
is the true future of law enforcement.
None of that high tech stuff, no you can be
the spitting image of Alex Murphy just using
the stuff in your mom’s kitchen.
• With tin-foil legs and oven pans for armor,
“Dead or alive, you’re cooking with me.”
But you just know the ladies go wild for this
guy, “You have 20 seconds 
to surrender, dat ass!”
5.
Dodgy Ninja Turtles
• These guys look more like the creature
from the black lagoon than the ninja turtles.
• With costumes made of what looks like
green garbage bags and sello-tape, these cock-eyed
mutants are haunting as fuck.
Rather than fighting crime, this gang might
molest you in an alleyway.
• Which is no wonder considering the ninja
turtles only know one woman and it’s a banging
hot woman.
No wonder they’re all addicted to pizza,
it must’ve been a euphemism for masturbation.
4.
The Thing
• Well here’s the only one on this list
that can be deemed truly fantastic…and by
fantastic I mean god awful.
• But that’s what we’ve come to expect
from anything related to the Fantastic Four
these days and this Thing costume is no different.
I’ll give it points for originality and
hilarity but jeez kid you couldn’t at least
colour the Styrofoam orange?
• Still it’s better than the film we got
last year.
I’d rather watch this kid run around saving
cats from trees for 90 minutes than sit through
that again.
3.
Iron Man
• This off-brand Iron Man is brought to
you by crepe paper and sello-tape.
• This outfit would be endearing when it’s
on a 4 year old.
But on a 28 year old man it’s just sad and
pathetic . But hey maybe it’s Iron man from
an alternate reality where he’s got an IQ
that’s 100 points lower and he’s 100 billion
dollars poorer.
• I’m sure that’s a comic everyone will
want to read.
It could even come with a special first issue
crepe paper foil cover.
“The Tale of Iron Man, the Anti-Vaxxer”
2.
Captain Planet
• Man, Captain Planet used to buff as fuck.
Letting himself go wouldn’t look so bad
if it weren’t for the food stains down the
front of his shirt.
• After the show was cancelled, CP obviously
rationalized, “The economy’s bad.
I can’t afford that organic shit.”
Then made himself comfortable at a Carls junior.
• But this guy is the perfect illustration
of where that 90s can-do environmentalism
went to die.
“With your powers combined, I can ruin your
childhood.”
1.
Mystique
• The undeniably beautiful Mystique is less
than her magnificent self in this instance.
• Ok that’s putting it nicely but of all
the forms she could take, I don’t think
she’d pick this one.
Even if she were undercover, I doubt ‘heavy-set
ginger in patchy blue body paint’ would
be her first option.
• Bless Jebus that he’s wearing speedos
though.
I do not need to add “blue penis” to the
list of things burned into my retina.
And I cant look at this crap no more, im sorry
guys, it’s giving me an anti erection.
Like, it’s going back into my body.
I may need to see a doctor after this.
