
English: 
(Caveman Ugg is carving)
Knock knock! Hello Ugg.
Hello Boz. Ugg almost finish.
Great! That's great. I actually wanted to
have a quick chateroo with you about some
of your work.
How Ugg can help?
Well, as you know, you're our newest... and
only journalist here at The Sun.
Which, of course, is named after-
Glorious Sun God! Provider of all life.
Yes.
Now available on tablet!
Well I wanted to talk to you about some of
the articles you've been writing for us.
Okay well, first we have your piece about
clubbing...
Clubbing of course being when hit a woman
over the head and drag her back over to your
cave to claim ownership over her.
Mm, yes. Ugg love clubbing! Very romantic.
See, that's the problem! We have moved on
as a society and it's generally not accepted
to violently assault your potential mate anymore.
But how else Ugg supposed to find "the one"?

English: 
(Sexy caveman carving sounds)
Knock knock! Hello Ugg.
Hello Boz. Ugg almost finish.
Great! That's great. I actually wanted to
have a quick chateroo with you about some
of your work.
How Ugg can help?
Well, as you know, you're our newest... and
only journalist here at The Sun.
Which, of course, is named after-
Glorious Sun God! Provider of all life.
Yes.
Now available on tablet!
Well I wanted to talk to you about some of
the articles you've been writing for us.
Okay well, first we have your piece about
clubbing...
Clubbing of course being when hit a woman
over the head and drag her back over to your
cave to claim ownership over her.
Mm, yes. Ugg love clubbing! Very romantic.
See, that's the problem! We have moved on
as a society and it's generally not accepted
to violently assault your potential mate anymore.
But how else Ugg supposed to find "the one"?

English: 
It's not the 9050s B.C. anymore... These days
we ask women...
Before we bludgeon them.
What if woman say no?
Then you just don't do it!
Aaah! Ugg just no understand. Next thing you
know; women want to be hunter AND gatherer!
Aha! Now let's... Let's not be silly!
But it does bring me on to your next article
about traditional family values...
Mm! Yes. Ugg strong believer that family should
be ONE hunter and ONE gatherer.
Well, times are changing. Now a family can
be TWO hunters... Or even two gatherers!
Aaah! Disgusting. Except for two gatherers.
That's pretty hot.
Well. Obviously.
I mean... It Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve!
Actually it's Adam, Eve, AND Steve now.
They're having a barbecue tonight. You should come!
Spit roast?
Maybe afterwards. Now the last thing I wanted
to talk to you about was your report on immigration.
Mud people! Ruining this land.
No! See, you can't say that!

English: 
It's not the 9050s B.C. anymore... These days
we ask women...
Before we bludgeon them.
What if woman say no?
Then you just don't do it!
Aaah! Ugg just no understand. Next thing you
know; women want to be hunter AND gatherer!
Aha! Now let's... Let's not be silly!
But it does bring me on to your next article
about traditional family values...
Mm! Yes. Ugg strong believer that family should
be ONE hunter and ONE gatherer.
Well, times are changing. Now a family can
be TWO hunters... Or even two gatherers!
Aaah! Disgusting. Except for two gatherers.
That's pretty hot.
Well. Obviously.
I mean... It Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve!
Actually it's Adam, Eve, AND Steve now.
They're having a barbecue tonight. You should
come!
Spit roast?
Maybe afterwards. Now the last thing I wanted
to talk to you about was your report on immigration.
Mud people! Ruining this land.
No! See, you can't say that!

English: 
Coming over here... Taking all our mud.
No. You can't say...
You can't say "mud people" anymore.
But they live in the mud!
That may be true but they prefer to be called
"hygienically challenged" now.
Aaah! Political correctness gone mad.
Yes, well... I'm sorry, Ugg but times have
changed. We've moved on. I hope you can reflect
our values in future carvings, okay?
Ugh... Okayyy.
Okay.
(Ugg is frustrated)
Actually... One last thing.
(Ugg is really frustrated)
I couldn't help but notice what you put on page 3...
It's VERY arousing. Good work!
Thank you, sir!
Next time...Draw two!
(The cavemen laugh)
Banter.

English: 
Coming over here... Taking all our mud.
No. You can't say...
You can't say "mud people" anymore.
But they live in the mud!
That may be true but they prefer to be called
"hygienically challenged" now.
Aaah! Political correctness gone mad.
Yes, well... I'm sorry, Ugg but times have
changed. We've moved on. I hope you can reflect
our values in future carvings, okay?
Ugh... Okayyy.
Okay.
(Frustrated caveman sound)
Actually... One last thing.
(Really frustrated caveman sound)
I couldn't help but notice what you put on
page 3...
(Ashamed caveman sound)
It's VERY arousing. Good work!
Thank you, sir!
Next time...Draw two!
(Amused and aroused caveman sounds)
Banter.

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