Now that I've got my legal education
I view every situation
As a potential tort or crime
Oh yeah
I will force every minor confrontation
Straight into litigation
Well it's just a matter of time, oh yeah
Until I sue
Until I sue you
You, you, and you
Well I'm gonna sue
I'm gonna sue you
You, you, and you
When I get into daily road rages
I shout in Latin phrases
Your driving's malum in se
Yeah yeah
Late at night I troll Facebook conversations
Making legal speculations
Just so I can say
Yeah I'll sue
I'm gonna sue you
You, you, and you
Yeah yeah I'll sue
For libel and verbal abuse
You, you, and you
Well I'm making a list 
(Landlord, Amazon)
(Pharmacist, Apple Store)
(Cable Guy, Meter Maid)
Often I day dream about 
the day that I can finally file suit
On you
I'm gonna sue you
You, you, and you
Well you know I've been planning, I'm planning on, planning, I'm planning on, planning, I'm planning on
Planning on suing you
You, you, and you
