Ehh.
Wow, that sure was something.
I guess it's time to tell you.
I'm dead.
Nuh-uh!
Yuh-huh!
I'm a zombie.
Don't worry, I won't try to eat your brain or anything.
I'm just a decaying corpse that still has consciousness.
Oh, is that all?
I hope that doesn't complicate things.
Don't worry
I still like you, I just...
I gotta go.
(sniff)
I'd like to thank you again for coming to this sexuality education seminar.
Next week, we'll discuss the septum and the sebum.
Exactly as sexy as they sound.
Question - yes, you in the back.
Yeah, can you get an STD from sleeping with a dead person?
Hi Roger, what's up?
Me? Oh, I'm fine. I just learned that Angela
my girlfriend, she's, well...uh
dead
uh...
undead.
How does that make you feel?
I wish she would have told me, first.
Maybe she didn't tell you because she was afraid you'd react like this.
If you really like her
it shouldn't matter if she's alive or undead.
Just listen to your heart and tell her how you feel.
You're right, Liz.
I'll go talk to her.
Maybe take her a present or two.
That's the spirit, Roger!
(phone vibrates)
(phone vibrates)
Ugh, I wish you will leave me alone.
(knock on door)
These are for you.
How kind!
(phone vibrates)
Uhh...are you gonna answer that?
It's my ex.
He's always bugging me
and now that he knows I have a new boyfriend
he's getting worse.
(phone vibrates)
This was a wonderful evening.
Every evening is wonderful with you around, Roger.
What was that?!
Angela!
I told you, Mark
it's off.
We've been off since you murdered me.
He's the one who killed you?
We were...
getting intimate, almost too intimate.
I felt uncomfortable, then he stabbed me in the heart.
But with my last ounce of strength
I took off the parking brake
and the car fell down the cliff.
How did you come back to life?
Err...
Undead-ness.
It was my mother
she's a necromancer.
She brought me back
but since mark and I died together
he came back as well.
We've been tied together ever since.
Come back to me, Angela!
It's your destiny!
But you stabbed me!
You are a...jerk.
I'll prove to you that I'm the man for the job!
Check it out!
These are some fresh organs I took off some stupid punks.
What a freak!
I did it for you, baby.
For you!
You're freakin' fallin' to pieces on me.
I've had enough of this.
Time to shove my fist where the sun don't shine!
Bring it on!
Liz?
He's going to kill Roger!
Roger can win.
You and I both know that's not possible.
Mark can't die.
Well, he can, but there's only one way.
I'm not gonna do it.
Roger and I are happy together.
Not if he dies and your crazy ex stays alive doing who knows what!
How can you ask me to do this, Liz?
Just think of everything since your original death as a bonus!
Ugh...
(exhale)
Time to finish you off.
What'd I do?
Roger...
Liz?
When did you get--
Outside...
Angela jumped off the balcony.
She what?!
Angela...
God...Angela!
Why'd you do it?
Why'd you jump?
As I said...
Mark and I are together.
The only way to kill him...
was for me to die.
Angela!
Roger...
I'll  miss your sweet face.
You were good to me.
Promise me you'll be happy.
Angela!
Promise me...
Angela...I promise!
Angela?
A...Angela?
Angela!
