There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen...
...and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium...
... ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum...
...and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium...
... and gallium,

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, ...
...niobium, iridium, 
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine,...
...lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine...
... and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium...
...and cerium and cesium,
There's lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, ...
...Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, ...
tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon,...
...krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt,...
...copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These...
...are the only ones of which the news...
...has come to Ha'-...
...'vard.  Oh there...
...may be many others, but they haven't been discavard!
Thank you...
You're too kind...

Hello?
Oh, you don't say...
You don't say...  oh, you don't say.
 Who was it?
Well, he didn't say! 
But what he did say was that 
since Tom Lehrer wrote this song in 1959,
SIXTEEN
NEW ELEMENTS
have been discovered!
Truth be told, four of them...
...have as yet to be confirmed.
Or even Bar Mitzvah-ed for that matter!
There's bohrium, seaborgium, lawrencium, livermorium,
And dubnium, darmstadtium, roentgenium,...
...rutherfordium,
Ununtrium, meitnerium, flerovium, ununpentium,
Copernicium, ununoctium,...
...and hassium, ununseptium!
