
English: 
In the beginning, it was Minecraft
A world made up by cubes, enlightened by the warm light of novelty
Any new world: an adventure.
Any new life: a challenge.
Until...
Until Mojang, in 2035
decide to give Steve - the undisputed main character - a rough artificial intelligence
The purpose was simple: let the self-generated world keep living independently
even when the user was not at the computer
A sort of "creative self-management".
It was possible to come back in game and find out that home furnitures were moved to the second floor,
that the wheat was collected and put into a chest,
that the cave in which we entered a few days ago shown traces of excavation

English: 
In the Beginning
There was Minecraft...
...a world made of cubes
enlightened by the warm light of Innovation.
Each world,
An adventure...
A new life,
A new challenge...
Until...
Until Mojang, in April 2035,
decided to provide to Steve
-the undisputed main character of the game-
a rough artificial intelligence.
The purpose was simple:
Make the self-generated world able
to live indipendently
even when the user was not at the PC.
Sort of a creative self-management.
You could resume the game
and find your home furniture moved to the second floor,
your wheat hervested and ordered in a chest,
and the cave you had previously discovered
presented noticeable excavation signs.
In brief

Italian: 
Revisione a cura di QTSS
Synergo *voce narrante*: In principio era Minecraft.
Un mondo fatto di cubi, 
illuminato dalla calda luce della novitá.
Ogni mondo, un'avventura.
Ogni nuova vita, una sfida.
Finché...
Finché Mojang, nell'Aprile del 2035,
decise di fornire a Steve, il protagonista indiscusso del gioco, una rozza intelligenza artificiale.
Lo scopo era semplice: fare in modo che il mondo autogenerato continuasse a vivere autonomamente
anche quando l'utente non era al computer.
Una sorta di "autogestione creativa".
Si poteva rientrare in partita, e trovare che gli interni di casa erano stati spostati al secondo piano,
che il grano era stato colto e sistemato in una chest,
che la grotta, in cui si era entrati alcuni giorni prima, presentava evidenti tracce di scavi.

English: 
Steve had learnt to help the player,
realizing the most boring tasks.
And then...
Then something...
just
changed
Some users...
...began to complain about more and more frequently bugs:
barnyard animals slaughtered,
houses premeditatedly burned
and threatening inscriptions
and threatening inscriptions
(Sign: Fuck off!)
seemed to be the most common phenomena
Mojang decided to downgrade the game
to the last properly functioning version:
the version 145.7.9.
But Steve...
...inexplicably...
...kept behaving...
...in the most absurd ways.
The Homing Pickgeon
Season 2

Italian: 
Insomma, Steve aveva imparato 
a dare una mano al giocatore,
svolgendo buona parte delle mansioni più noiose.
E poi?
Poi qualcosa, semplicemente,
cambiò.
Alcuni utenti iniziarono a lamentarsi 
di bug sempre più frequenti:
animali da cortile fatti a pezzi,
case premeditatamente incendiate
e graffiti minacciosi 
sembravano essere gli scenari più comuni.
Mojang decise di downgradare il gioco 
all'ultima versione correttamente funzionante,
la 145.7.9.
Ma Steve, inspiegabilmente,
continuò a comportarsi in modo sempre più strano.

English: 
In short, Steve learned how to help the player
taking care of a good part of the most boring tasks
and then...
...then something... simply...
changed
Several users started to complain about bugs getting frequent and frequent
yard animals torn to pieces,
houses put to arson,
and threatening graffiti were among the most common scenarios
"Fuck off!!!"
Mojang decided to downgrade the game to the last correctly working version
The 145.7.9
But Steve, inexplicably...
continued behaving more and more strange
"The wandering pickaxe
Season 2"
"Episode #01
Nice to meet you, Steve."

English: 
[sigh]... So...
Crea un nuovo mondo... uff...
OK
Let's go
Oh!
Is it stuck?
Ahó!
Minecraft guy: your efforts are useless: I won't move
Synergo: is it talking with me?
Minecraft guy: is there anyone else here?
Synergo: no, I mean...
Minecraft guy: of course I'm talking to you, douchebag
Synergo: Ohh, what have I done?
Minecraft guy: you're a player. Another. 
Another nuisance who wants me to chop wood, dig holes and grow wheat
Synergo: Well, but... that's what we are supposed to do in Minecraft!
Minecraft guy: I know. But, honestly, after 20 years of this life I grew a bit tired of it. Do you understand?

Italian: 
S: *sospira* Allora...
S: Crea un nuovo mondo...
S: Ok.
S: Si va.
S: Oh!
S: S'è bloccato?
Oh!
Omino Minecraft: È inutile che ci provi, io non mi muovo.
S: Ma dice a me?
OM: C'è qualcun altro qui in giro?
S: No, nel senso...
OM: Certo che ce l'ho con te, imbecille!
S: Ohh, ma che t'ho fatto?
OM: Sei un giocatore. Un altro.
OM: Un altro rompiscatole che vuole vedermi 
spaccare legna, scavare buchi e coltivare grano.
S: Sì, vabbè, ma è quello che si fa in Minecraft.

English: 
Episode #01
Steve, nice to meet you.
Well...
Create a new world...
"Synergo World"
Ok
Here we go!
Wha...?
Is it stuck?
C'mon!
Game Char:- It's pointless that you try.
I don't move.
Man:- Are you talking with me?
Game Char:- Is there someone else around here?
Man:- I just mean...
Game Char:- Obviously I'm talking with ya, moron!
Man:- Dude, what have I done?
Game Char:- You're a player.
Another
Another jerk who want to see me
chop wood,
dig holes,
and cultivate wheat.
Man:- Yes, but... It's what you do in Minecraft.
Game Char:- I know...
but if you concede...
after twenty years of this life
I started to be a little fuckin' sick of it,

English: 
Synergo: Ah...
Well... I guess so
So, what will we do?
Minecraft guy: Let's do this: you turn off the computer, stop playing and leave me be, ok?
Synergo: Uff... I don't know what to say, it feels strange
Minecraft guy: Listen, friend, do you know what is strange? Being improsoned here forever, here's waht is strange
Do you think I can plan my future?
Do you think I can make projects?
No, I will die, one way or another
a creeper will blow me up, or I'll starve to death and... guess what?
Synergo: Ehm... I don't know
Minecraft guy: I'll start all over again. From the beginning, for the eternity
Synergo: Wow...
I've never seen it that way, it's...
it's sad
Minecraft guy: Yes, definitely
Synergo: what happens if I quit the game? Do you disappear, or maybe...
Minecraft: I won't disappear, those Mojang bastards did meke things right
I'm forced to keep playing even if you quit the game
Synergo: so... do you wish to stay a bit on your own?

Italian: 
OM: Lo so. Ma, se permetti, dopo 20 anni di questa vita mi sarei un filino rotto le palle. Ti é chiaro il concetto?
S: Ah...
S: Bé, immagino di sì.
S: E allora che facciamo?
OM: Facciamo che spegni il computer, 
smetti di giocare e mi lasci in pace, ok?
S: Ehm... non so cosa dire, mi sembra strano.
OM: Ascolta amico, lo sai cosa é strano? Essere intrappolato qui dentro per sempre, ecco cosa é strano.
OM: Pensi che io possa pianificare il mio futuro?
Che possa permettermi di fare progetti?
OM: Naaa, in un modo o nell'altro morirò:
OM: un creeper mi farà saltare in aria 
o schiatterò di fame e indovina?
S: Ehm... non lo so.
OM: Si ricomincia da capo! Tutto da capo, per l'eternitá.
S: Wow...
S: Io non l'avevo mai vista così, è...
S: È triste.
OM: Sì, decisamente.
S: E cosa succede se esco dal gioco?
 Tipo, sparisci o magari...
OM: Io non sparisco, quei cazzoni di Mojang 
hanno fatto le cose per bene.
S: Sono costretto a continuare a giocare, 
anche se tu esci dal gioco.
S: Allora... Preferisci startene un po' per conto tuo?

English: 
you got it?
Man:- Ah...
Well, I think so...
So, what do we do?
Game Char:- Well, you could shut off the pc,
stop playing and leave me alone, ok?
Man:- Well...
I don't know what to say,
It seems weird!
Game Char:- Listen, buddy. You know what's weird?
Being trapped here forever, that's weird.
Do you think I can plan my future?
Do you think I can design something?
Nah...
In one way or another I'll die.
A creeper'll blow me up,
or I'll starve 'til death.
And guess what?
Man:- Ehm... I don't know.
Game Char:- You start it over.
Everything again, for the eternity!
Man:- Wow...
I had never seen it like that before. It's...
It's sad
Game Char:- Yeah...
Definitely...
Man:- So, what happen if I exit the game?
You kinda disappear, or something...?
I don't disappear
Those Mojang dickheads did it well...
I'm forced to play
even if you exit the game.
Man:- Then...
Do you prefer to reamain on your own for a while?
Game Char:- That's what I said.

Italian: 
OM: È quello che ho detto. Lasciami in pace.
S: Ok, mi dispiace. Non volevo disturbare, esco subito.
OM: Ehi.
OM: Come ti chiami?
S: Synergo. Mi chiamo Synergo. E tu?
OM: Steve.
OM: Mi hanno chiamato "Steve". Che nome del cazzo.
S: Bé, in effetti non é il massimo. 
E non hai neanche la faccia da Steve.
OM: e da cosa allora?
S: Bé, sei più tipo da...
S: "Pete"!
S: Sì, "Pete" ti starebbe meglio.
Pete: "Pete". Non è male!
P: Se ci fosse l'anagrafe in questo posto di merda, 
andrei a farmelo cambiare in Pete.
S: Vabbè, qua siamo solo noi, 
se ti chiamo "Pete", chi è che reclama?
P: Mmm, la sai una cosa?
S: Cosa?
P: Vada per "Pete".
S: Oh! Pete. Allora, ti lascio alle tue cose, eh.
S: Pete.
P: Aspetta, ti va di... di giocare?
S: Bé, dipende da te, voglio dire, 
io non è che voglio costringerti a...

English: 
Leave me alone
Man:- Ok, sorry. I didn't want to bother.
I exit now.
Game Char:- Hey...
What's your name?
Man:- Mmm, Synergo. My name is Synergo.
And you?
Game Char:- Steve.
They called me Steve...
What a shitty name...
Synergo:- Yeah, it isn't exactly the best...
...and you don't even the face for a name like Steve.
Game Char:- And for what, then?
S:- Well, you look more like...
...Pete.
Yeah, Pete will fit better.
Game Char:- Pete...
It ain't bad...
If there was the registry office in this fuckin' place,
I would change my name in Pete immediately
S:- Well, we're just me and you.
If I call you Pete...
who will complain?
Game Char:- Mmm...
You know what?
S:-What?
Pete:- Pete is ok!
S:-Oh...
Pete...
Well then...
I leave you alone, ok?
Pete
P:- Wait... Do you wanna...
...play?
S:- Well, it's up to you. I mean...
I don't wanna force you to...
P:- I play, in my way...

English: 
Minecraft guy: that's what I said.
Leave me be
Synergo: Ok, I'm sorry. I did not want to bother, I quit now
Minecraft guy: Ehi
What's your name?
Synergo: Synergo. The name's Synergo. And yours?
Minecraft guy: Steve
They called me "Steve". What a shitty name
Synergo: Well, actually it's not the best. You don't even look like someone called Steve
Minecraft guy: so what?
Synergo: Well, you look more like a...
"Pete"
Yes, I think "Pete" suits you better
Pete: "Pete"... it's nice!
If there were a registry office in this shitty place I would go there to change my neme in "Pete"
Synergo: Well, it's just the two of us in here, if I call you "Pete" who complains?
Pete: Mmm, you know what?
Synergo: what?
Pete: go for "Pete"
Synergo: Oh, Pete. So, I'll leave you alone, eh.
Pete.
Pete: Wait. Do you want to... to play?
Synergo: Well, you are free to decide, I mean, I don't want to force you...
Pete: I play!

English: 
My own way, but if you want you can keep me company
Synergo: Yes. Yes, all right.
It's a bit strange, but all right
Pete: Ok, so speed up a bit, ok? It's getting dark already!
Synergo: so what will we do, then?
Pete: what we do every time, right?
Synergo: workbench?
Pete: workbench.
Synergo: Sounds good
Pete: ahh, I hate taking wood with my bare hands
Synergo: eh, it must not be confortable
Pete: it hurts a lot
Synergo: really?
Pete: try it, champion. Go down in your yard and try to punch a plane tree until it falls down, then you tell me
Synergo: [laugh]. No, I'd better not.
Synergo: hurry up, there's some zombies around already
Pete: really?
Synergo: no. Just kidding
Pete: [sarcastic laugh], funny
S: [yawn]
[yawn]

Italian: 
P: Gioco io! A modo mio, ma se ti va puoi tenermi compagnia.
S: Sí. Sí, va bene.
S: È un po' strano, ma va bene.
P: Ok, allora vediamo di darci una mossa ok? 
Sta giá facendo buio!
S: Che si fa allora?
P: Quello che si fa sempre, no?
S: Tavolo da lavoro?
P: Tavolo da lavoro.
S: Mi pare giusto.
P: Ahh, odio prendere la legna a mani nude.
S: Eh, non deve essere comodissimo.
P: Fa un male cane.
S: Sí?
P: Bé, provaci campione! Scendi in cortile e prova a buttare giù un platano a pugni, poi mi racconti.
S: Eheh. No, meglio di no.
S: Sbrigati, guarda che in giro c'é giá qualche zombie eh.
P: Davvero?
S: No. Scherzavo.
P: Ahah [sarcastico], divertente.
*Synergo sbadiglio*
*Altro sbadiglio*

English: 
...but if you want you can keep me company.
S:- Yes!
Yes, I will.
It's a little weird...
...but I will.
P:- Ok, then... let's move on,
It's... It's getting dark already.
S:- What do we do then?
P:-What you alway do, don't you think?
S:- Crafting table?
P:- Crafting Table.
S:- Yeah, I think so.
P:- Ah... I hate to take wood with my bare hands!
S:- Well, It mustn't be so confortable...
P:- That hurts so bad!
S:- Really?
P:- Well, why don't you try lil' champion?
Go down in your garden
and try to cut down a plane tree with your punch,
how does it feel like?
S:- No, thanks, I'd rather not.
S:-Hurry up, cause there are some zombies around here!
P:- Really?
S:- Nope, just kidding!
P:- Ah ah... very funny!

Italian: 
S: Ahhh...
S: Pete?
S: Pete!
P: Eccomi, solo, solo un secondo, sto...
P: Sto finendo di fare u-una cosa.
S: Stai scavando?
P: No, no, è che sto... Lavando la macchina, sì. 
Ma ho quasi finito, eh.
S: Pete, tu non ce l'hai la macchina.
P: E va bene, vengo su. Ma prima...
P: Ti dispiacerebbe dare un'occhiata in giro? 
Voglio dire, é tutto a posto là sopra?
S: Sí, è... È giorno,
S: e non vedo mostri,
S: non ci sono neanche streghe...
Sì, sali. Vieni fuori.
P: Phiuu... Meno male. 
Pensavo che fosse ancora in giro.
S: Ma chi?
P: L'altro! Quello cattivo!
S: Chi? Chi é cattivo?
P: Steve!
P: Quello sbagliato!
S: Come... aspetta, c'è un altro Steve oltre a te?

English: 
ahhh. Tsk.
Pete?
Pete!
P: I'm coming... one second only, I'm...
I'm finishing doing... one thing
S: are you digging?
P: no, no,I'm... I'm washing my car. But I've almost finished
S: Pete, you do not have a car
P: all right, I'm coming up. But first... can you please take a look around?
I mean, is everything all right up there?
S: Yes, it's... it's daytime...
...and I see no monsters
there are no... witches...
Yes, go up. Come upside
P: uff... good. I thought he was still arounf
S: who?
P: the other! The wicked one!
S: who? Who's wicked?
P: Steve!
P: the wrong one!
S: what... wait, there'a another Steve besides you?

English: 
S:- Pete?
Pete?
P:- Hey, I'm here... just a moment. I'm just...
I'm just finishing a thing.
S:- Are you digging?
P:- No, no... It's just... I'm just...
washing my car! Yes, but I'm almost done.
S:- Pete, you ain't got no car!
P:- Ok, I'll come...
...but first...
Could you please look around?
I mean, Is everything ok up there?
S:- Yes, it seems like...
It's daytime...
...and I don't see any monster.
Neither witches...
S:- Yeah, come up here, come out!
P:- Oh... thank God!
I thought he was still around.
S:- Who?
P:- The other, the bad one.
S:- Who, who's bad?
P:- Steve!
The wrong one!
S:- Wait, is there another Steve beside you?
P:- Not always, there isn't in most of the worlds,

English: 
but yesterday night I heard and I'm sure it was him
S:- No, wait... hold on a second.
You mean that the faulty Steve
is not you?
But... your sister must be faulty!
I'm perfectly working. The problem is the other one!
S:- Now I understand!
Everybody was talking about a violent and nasty Steve
because there was a bug in the Artificial Intelligence...
And I was 100% sure that It was you!
But.. Just because your behavior is kinda strange
since you're a videogame character.
P:-Yes, I know.
But I would have never killed animals without a reason
attacked villages
or demolished a freaking house, dude!
S:- So, you're sure that there is another Steve with ya?
P:- He could be anywhere...
Last night I heard him walking among the trees
and I think that he knew where I was.
So I dug this tunnel and...
S:- ...And you searched diamond all night to craft an armor
P:- Yeah, exactly...
I'm not confortable if I know that he's around here.
Do you know what it could do to me?
S:- Kill you?
P:- Yeah, but I wouldn't take it so easy, dude!
Do you know what happen if I die?

Italian: 
P: Non sempre, nella maggior parte dei mondi non c'è. Ma ieri notte l'ho sentito, sono sicuro che fosse lui!
S: No, no, aspetta aspetta, frena! 
Mi stai dicendo che lo Steve difettoso non sei tu?
P: Ma difettosa sarà tua sorella! 
Io sono perfettamente funzionante, é l'altro il problema!
S: Adesso ho capito!
S: Tutti parlavano di uno Steve violento, cattivo, 
che c'era stata una falla nell'intelligenza artificiale...
S: Ed io ero convinto al 100% che fossi tu!
S: Ma... Nel senso... Perché non ti comporti in maniera normale per essere il personaggio di un videogame.
P: Sì, lo so, ma da qui ad uccidere animali senza motivo, assaltare villaggi e demolire le abitazioni ce ne passa!
S: *sospira* E quindi sei sicuro 
che ci sia un altro Steve là con te?
P: Potrebbe essere ovunque.
Ieri notte l'ho sentito camminare tra gli alberi
e credo che abbia capito dov'ero.
P: Così ho scavato questo tunnel e...
S: E hai cercato diamanti 
tutta la notte per farti l'armatura.
P: Sì, esatto.
P: Non mi sento tranquillo se so che lui è in giro.
P: Lo sai cosa potrebbe farmi?
S: Ehm... ucciderti?
P: Sì, ma io non la prenderei con tanta filosofia, bello. 
Lo sai cosa succede se muoio?

English: 
P: not everytime, in most of the worlds there isn't, but yesterday night I heard him, I'm sure it was him!
S: don't... wait, wait, slow down, are you telling me you're not the defective Steve?
P: what... YOUR SISTER is defective, I'm perfectly functional, the problem is with the other one
S: now I get it... everyone was talking about a wicked and violent Steve, a flaw in the artificial intelligence...
and I was 100% sure it was YOU
cause... you know... you don't act in a very normal way for being a videogame main character
P: Yes I know, but it's a long way from this to kill animals for fun, assaulting villages and destroy buildings!
S: [sigh] so, are you sure there's another Steve there with you?
P: he could be anywhere.
Last night I heard him walking through the trees
and I think he understood where I was
P: so I dug this tunnel and...
S: ...and you looked for diamonds all night long to build up your armor
P: Yes, right. I'm not confortable, knowing he's around somewhere
Do you know what he could do to me?
S: ehm... kill you?
P: yes, but I would not take it easy, man. Do you know what happens if I die?

English: 
S: yes, I know, you must start all over again: chop here, dig there, very annoying, yes
P: no no no, that's the least of the problems, what kind of world did you make?
S: well, I created a world in extreme mode: it's my favourite mode
P: I knew it, damn it!
S: What? What did you know?
P: if I die the world will be erased!
S: well, yes, then we can start a new game and...
P: and it would be me no more!
I would forget you, and it'll be like we never meet before
I could even obey your commands and behave like an ordinary Steve
S: Bloody Hell!
[sigh] what now?
P: first of all I must flee.
I'll take everything that can fit in my inventory and leave
S: yes, brilliant idea: go away. Go away till is daytime
leave everything as it is: he must not understand you left, otherwise he'll look for you
P: Yes, yes, right. If he thinks I'm here he won't look foe me elsewhere, right
S: Ok, now move through trees
use crevasses, walk underwater if you can
but he must not see you

English: 
S:- Yes, I know. You gotta start it over again.
Chop here, cut there. A real bummer, I know.
P:- No, no, no, that's the least!
What kind of world have you created?
S:- Well, I created a world in Hardcore Mode
It's my favourite mode...
P:- I knew that! Goddamn it!!
S:-What? What did you know?
P:- If I die the world would be deleted!
S:- Yes, and then we could start a new game and...
P:- And I wouldn't be me anymore.
I would forget you, and It'd be like we had never met!
I could even obey at your command as a normal Steve!
S:- Holy crap!
And now?
P:- First of all, I gotta go away from here.
I take everything I can put in my inventory and I move.
S:- Fine, great idea.
Go away, go away as far as It's daylight.
Leave everything as they are now.
He must not understand you moved,
or he will be looking for you.
P:- Yeah, sure, right! If he thinks I'm here
he don't search me in another place. Right, right!
S:- Ok, now move exploiting the trees,
use the crevasse, walk underwater if you can
but he MUST NOT notice you!
Actually...

Italian: 
S: Sì, lo so, devi ricominciare tutto da capo:
 taglia qui, scava lá, una rottura di palle, sí.
P: No no no, quello è il meno! Che mondo hai creato?
S: Bé, ho creato un mondo in modalità estrema:
 é la mia modalitá preferita.
P: Lo sapevo, maledizione!
S: Cosa? Che cos'è che sapevi?
P: Se muoio il mondo verrà cancellato!
S: Eh sì, lo so, però poi possiamo ricominciare un'altra partita e...
P: E non sarei più io!
P: Mi dimenticherei di te 
e sará come se non ci fossimo mai incontrati
P: Potrei persino obbedire ai comandi 
e comportarmi come un normale Steve.
S: Porca vacca!
S: *sospiro* E adesso?
P: Innanzitutto devo togliermi da qui.
P: Prendo tutto quello che posso infilare
 nell'inventario e mi trasferisco.
S: Bravo, buona idea: vattene. Vattene finché è giorno.
S: Lascia tutto così com'è: non deve capire 
che ti sei spostato, altrimenti ti cerca.
P: Sì, sì, giusto. Se pensa che sono qui
 non mi cerca da un'altra parte, giusto, giusto, giusto!
S: Ok, adesso muoviti sfruttando gli alberi,
S: usa i crepacci, cammina sott'acqua se ci riesci,
S: ma lui non deve vederti.

English: 
actually, now that I think of it... maybe he's spying us since one hour
so... try to hide, got it? Walk in a zig zag
follow strange patterns, don't allow him to understand where you are going
the important matter is: stay out of his sight
P: Wow! You're not completely stupid, you know?
I mean, you got some brilliant ideas if you apply
S: thank you.
Anyway, this is not my first Minecraft play, I spent plenty of time in it
I also had a Youtube channel!
P: what did you have? 
S: a channel, a Youtube channel, I used to play and people used to watch me play
P: sounds so boring!
S: ah... well, many people had a different thought, there were also lots of fan...
I had a trending series, but after a while I interrupted it
P: you were bored as well, be honest
S: oh, well... I guess so. 
But it is different now, I mean, with a disobedient and talking main character and all the stuff, isn't it?
P: I don't know whether that's a compliment or if you're fooling me
S: no, no, I meant...
Wait, wait. Stop. Freeze

English: 
Actually, It could be a lot of time that is spying us.
Well, try to leave him behind.
Got it? Try to zigzag,
follow strange paths,
he must not understand where you're going,
he must lose sight of you.
P:- Wow, well. You ain't completely stupid, after all.
Well, you've got good ideas if you commit.
S:- Eh, thank you...
Be aware that is not the first time I play Minecraft,
I've played it a lot of time!
I even had a Youtube Channel...
P:- What'd ya have?
S:- A channel, a Youtube Channel...
...I played and people watched me play.
P:-What a pain in the ass!
S:-Once people didn't take it like that...
Instead there were some fans.
I had a format that was rocking,
altough I stopped it after a while.
P:-You can tell me,
it was a pain in the ass even for you, isn't it?
S:-Well, yes... more or less...
But... But now is different,
With you talking and disobeying, and everything...
P:- I don't know if It's a compliment
or if you're fucking kidding me...
S:- No, no, absolutely, I just meant...
P:- Wait, wait, wait... hold on a second!
P:- What's up?
S:- Hush!

Italian: 
S: Anzi, adesso che ci penso, 
magari ci sta spiando da un'ora.
S: Allora, cerca di seminarlo, capito? 
Cammina a zig-zag,
S: fai dei percorsi strani, 
non deve capire dove stai andando.
S: l'importante è che ti perda di vista.
P: Però! Non sei completamente scemo, eh!
Voglio dire, hai delle buone idee, se ti applichi.
S: Grazie eh.
S: Comunque non è mica la mia prima partita
 in Minecraft, ho giocato un sacco di tempo!
S: Figurati che avevo anche un canale Youtube!
P: Cos'è che avevi?
S: Un canale, un canale su Youtube. 
Io giocavo e la gente mi guardava giocare
P: Sai che palle!
S: Ah... bé, all'epoca la gente non la prendeva mica così eh, anzi, c'erano degli appassionati.
S: Avevo una serie che andava fortissimo, 
anche se a un certo punto l'ho interrotta.
P: Ti eri rotto le palle anche tu, dì la verità.
S: Vabbè... Sì, più o meno.
S: Però adesso è diverso, cioè con te che parli,
 che disobbedisci e tutto il resto, no?
P: Non so se è un complimento o se mi stai prendendo per il culo.
S: No, no, figurati, intendevo che...
P: Aspetta, aspetta. Fermo. Fermo.

English: 
P: what's up?
S: shh! I heard something
P: but I heard nothing
S: wait!
P: my gosh... I can hear it as well now
S: Pete... what is it?
P: I... I...
S: Woah!
S: ah-ah?
No, no, the computer is new.
New I tell you, I've also got an antivirus... an original one.
Eh! 
Yes!
Listen, the computer is stuck. Bluew screen...
Okay? Windows was stuck, and now I cannot even turn it on
Eh.
Yes!
No, no, not under strain, I was playing Minecraft
Yes!
Ok, if I bring it to you this afternoon, how much time do you need for fixing...
No, no, don't format it, absolutely don't format it

English: 
I've heard something...
P:- I don't hear anythin-
S:- Wait!
P:- Oh God...
Now I hear it too...
S:- Pete?
What is that?
P:- I...
I...
S:- Yes...
No, no. The computer is new,
is new. I do even have an antivirus...
"An original one"...
Yes, yes...
Look, the computer just blocked, bluescreen...
Ok?
Windows crashed and now It doesn't even start up.
Yeah...
Yes...
No, no, ablsolutely. It wasn't stressed...
I was playing Minecraft...
Yes...
Well, If I bring it to your support this afternoon,
How much time to fix i-...?
No. No format.
You can't absolutely format it.

Italian: 
P: Che c'è?
S: Shh! Ho sentito qualcosa.
P: Ma io non sento niente.
S: Aspetta!
P: Oddio... Ora lo sento anche io.
S: Pete, che cos'è?
P: Io... Io...
S: Woah!
S:Ah-ah?
S: No, no, il computer è nuovo.
È nuovo, c'ho anche messo l'antivirus, originale.
S: Eh! 
Sí!
S: Ma è... Guarda, il computer s'é bloccato.
 Schermata blu.
S: Okay? S'é bloccato windows 
e adesso nemmeno si accende
S: Eh.
Sì!
S: No, no, che sotto sforzo, stavo giocando a Minecraft.
S: Sì. Vabbè, se ve lo porto oggi pomeriggio in assistenza, in quanto tempo piú o meno me lo sistem...
S: No, format no! Format assolutamente no!

Italian: 
S: No, ho delle cose sull'hard disk che non posso assolutamen...
*Musica avvio di windows*
S: Scusi un secondo.
S: Pronto?
S: Ehm... Guardi, sembra che si sia risolto il problema.
S: Sì.
S: Dovesse ricapitare la chiamo, okay?
S: Grazie.
S: Pete!
P: Eccoti! Ma dov'eri finito!?
S: Dov'eri finito tu piuttosto! 
Il pc ha crashato per tre ore, adesso si é ripreso.
P: Tre ore? A me sono sembrati tre giorni!
S: Sì, ma che è successo? Perché sei legato?
P: Mi ha preso! Steve mi ha preso!
P: Pensavo che mi avrebbe ucciso 
e invece il bastardo ha preferito torturarmi!
S: E lui dove sta adesso? Dov'è?
P: È andato a mangiare credo.
P: Si stava divertendo così tanto a vedermi agonizzare che per poco non crepava di fame.
S: Ma che bastardo!
S: Ti ha fatto male?

English: 
No, I have stuff in my hard disk that I definitely can't...
*Windows starting theme*
Can you excuse me one second...
Hello?
Actually... looks like the problem's solved
Yes.
Would it ever happen again I'll call you, okay?
Thank you
Pete!
P: Here you are! Where were you!?
S: I'd rather ask where YOU were. The pc stay crashed for three hours, it just recovered
P: three hours? Seemed like three days!
S: yes, but what happened? Why are you bound?
P: he caught me! Steve caught me
I thought he would kill me, but the bastard tortured me instead
S: where is he now? Where is he?
P: he went eating I guess
he was having so much fun watching me agonize that he almost died by starving
S: what an asshole

English: 
No, I've got stuff on my Hard Disk that I can't abso-
Excuse me for a moment...
Hello?
Ehm...
Well, It seems the computer fixed itself...
Yeah...
If it happens again, I'll call you, ok?
Thaaanks.
S:- Pete?!
P:- Here you are! Where the heck you was??
S:- Where the heck YOU was, instead!
The PC crashed for 3 hours, it just revived!
P:- 3 hours?
It seemed like 3 days!!
S:- Yeah, but what happened?
Why are you tied?
P:- He got me!
Steve got me!
I thought he would've killed me, instead
the bastard preferred to torture me.
S:- And now where's he?
Where?
P:- He's eating, I think.
Was having so much fun looking me agonizing
that he was just starving!
S:- What a bastard!!

English: 
did he hurt you?
P: he forced me... eating zombie meat, for making me puke
and then... he burnt me in lava, and extinct the fire with a bucket of water
for... I don't know how many times.
He also healed me, in order do start over again, then...
then... then he showed me it
S: the penis?
P: are you retarder?! The hole! 
He showed me the hole!
S: ehm... ok, I wouldn't like to make another gaffe, so can you please explain to me what you mean by "hole"?
P: the hole is...
P: Oh, no, no no no no no no no!
S: what's up?
He's coming back! I hear him going upstairs!
S: OK, let's postpone explanations, now you must go out from there
P: how am I supposed to do that, explain me
he bound me, but even if I managed to free myself, walls are made up by stone
it would take me forever to escape.
Steve took away everything from me: pickaxe, shovel, sword, everything!
S: yes, but you're still wearing the armor
P: yes, unfortunately there's no use for it now
S: it's not for sure
P: what the Hell...
S: wait, wait, let me think...
P: ok, but hurry up: this time he will kill me, damn it
S: I found it!
P: what?
S: turn off the torches. Blow on them

English: 
Did he hurt ya?
P:- He forced me to eat rotten flesh
to make me vomit...
and then he burnt me in lava
and extinguished the fire with a bucket of water...
For so many times!!
He healed me just to restart again
and then...
... then he let me see it...
S:- ... the penis?
P:- Are ya nuts? The hole!
He let me see the hole!
S:- I don't wanna drop another clanger,
so explain me what you mean for... Hole.
P:- The hole is... is...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
S:- What's happ'ning?
P:- He's coming back!
I can hear him go upstairs!
S:-Ok, explanation later.
Now you gotta exit from that place!
P:- And how do I do? Tell me!
He tied me, and even if I were able to break free
here the walls are made of stone!
It'd take forever!!
He took everything away from me!
Pickaxe, shovel, sword, everything!
S:- Yes, but you do still wear your armor...
P:- Yes, but it's useless here!
S:- Not necessarily...
P:- What the devil!
S:- Wait, wait, wait, wait... let me think!
P:- Ok, but hurry up!
The time he's gonna kill me, holy fuckin'-
S:- Got it!
P:-What?
S:- Turn off the lights.
Blow on them.
P:- And this how should it hel-

Italian: 
P: Mi ha costretto... 
a mangiare carne di zombie, per farmi vomitare.
P: E-e poi mi ha bruciato nella lava, 
e mi ha spento con una secchiata d'acqua,
P: per non so quante volte.
P: Mi ha anche curato, e solo per ricominciare da capo, e poi... Poi me l'ha fatto vedere.
S: Il pene?
P: Ma sei scemo?! Il buco! 
Mi ha fatto vedere il buco!
S: Ehm... ok, io non vorrei fare un'altra gaffe, 
quindi per cortesia spiegami cosa intendi per "buco".
P: Il buco è...
P: Oh, no, no no no no no no no!
S: Che c'è?
P: Sta tornando! Lo sento salire le scale!
S: O-ok, rimandiamo a dopo le spiegazioni,
 adesso devi uscire da lí!
P: E come faccio, spiegami!
P: Mi ha legato, e anche se riuscissi a liberarmi, 
qui i muri sono fatti di pietra,
P: ci metterei una vita ad uscire.
Steve mi ha tolto tutto: piccone, pala, spada, tutto!
S: Sì, ma l'armatura ce l'hai ancora addosso.
P: Sì, peccato che non serva a niente in questo caso!
S: Non è detto.
P: Ma che diavolo...
S: Aspetta, aspetta, fammi pensare.
P: Ok, ma sbrigati: stavolta quello mi ammazza! Porcaccia di quella...
S: Trovato!
P: Cosa?
S: Spegni le torce. Soffiaci sopra.

English: 
S:- You blow on 'em, holy crap, trust me!
P:- Kay...
P:- Ok, I turned them off, and now?
S:- And now, let's cross our fingers
and hope the armor stands.
P:-What does the armor gotta...
W-w-wait...
Do you...?
Shit! You gone completely mad, ain't ya?!
S:- It's the only way Pete.
This way or his damn way
but at least you can have a possibility!
P:- Yes, you're right! One! One outta 100 000 maybe!
S:- Yes, ok. But you have got no choice!
Now bite the bullet and get ready for the blow!
P:- I hear creepers...
One... Two...
How many are they?! Son of a...
P:- Yes, yes! The exposion broke the chains! I'm free!
S:- I can't believe it!
It worked!
P:- Lucky me!
That sadic bastard left me the armor!
S:- Yeah, lucky you...
Though I can't figure it out, honestly...
It doesn't make sense to steal everything

Italian: 
P: E questo come potrebbe aiutarmi a...
S: Tu soffiaci porca vacca, fidati!
P: E va bene.
*soffia*
*soffia*
P: Ok, ho spento le torce e-e adesso?
S: E adesso incrociamo le dita e speriamo che l'armatura regga.
P: Ma che c'entra l'armat...
Aspetta, tu vuoi...
P: Merda! Ma sei completamente fuori di testa!
S: È l'unico modo, Pete. O così o ti ammazza lui, 
ma almeno cosí hai una possibilitá.
P: Hai detto bene, una. Una su centomila, forse.
S: Sì, ok, ma non hai alternativa.
Adesso stringi i denti e preparati alla botta.
P: Sento dei creepers.
Uno...
P: Due... Ma quanti ce ne sono, porca di quella *botto*
P: Sí! Si! L'esplosione ha fatto
 saltare anche le catene, sono libero!
S: Non ci credo! Ha funzionato!
P: Per fortuna quel bastardo sadico
 mi ha lasciato l'armatura addosso.
S: Sì, meno male.
Anche se questo non me lo spiego onestamente.

English: 
P: how would it help me...
S: BLOW ON the torches bloody Hell, trust me
P: all right [blow]
[blow]
OK, I've turned off the lights... and now?
S: and... it's time to cross your fingers and hope the armor will resist
P: what's the matter with the arm...
Wait, but you want to...
Shit! You are completely nut!
S: it's the only way, Pete. 
You can choose between this or he killing you, but this way you have a possibility
P: you said right, one. One out of one hundred, maybe
S: yes, ok, but you have no choice.
Now, bite the bullet and prepare yourself
P: I hear creepers.
One...
Two... how many are here, damn it
*explosion*
Yes! The explosion broke the chains, I'm free!
S: I can't believe it! It worked!
P: luckily that sadic bastard left me the armor suit
S: yes, luckily.
Bu, honestly, I don't understand that

English: 
but the diamond armor...
S:- Maybe, It's a sort of feticist.
S:- Yeah, sure. Run, come on!
P:- You fucking bet on it!
P:- Ok, I think we're far enough...
He shouldn't know the direction where I fled.
S:- Yes, but last time didn't go so well, ah?
So, be more careful.

Italian: 
S: Cioè, che senso ha toglierti tutti gli attrezzi 
e lasciarti addosso l'armatura di diamante?
P: È forse, tipo un feticista?
S: Seee, vabbè. 
Corri, và.
P: Puoi giurarci, cazzo.
Pete: OK, credo che siamo abbastanza lontani.
P: *ansima* Di sicuro non é riuscito a capire
 in che direzione sono scappato.
S: Sì, ma l'ultima volta non è andata così bene, eh.

English: 
I mean, what's the point in taking from you all your tools but leave you the diamond armor?
P: could it be that he has... a fetish?
S: Yeah, sure. 
Yo'd better run.
P: of cource I run, fuck it
Pete: OK, I believe we are far enough
[pants] he did not get the diretion I've escaped, for sure
S: well, last time we weren't that lucky

English: 
Do not leave any trail.
Do not dig,
light up very few torchs
and if you cut a tree, remove the foliage, ok?
P:- Yes, it makes sense...
S:- Listen, Pete.
Before in prison, you were telling me something.
You told me about a "hole" Steve showed you.
P:- Yes, the hole, ehm...
I've always heard about that
Lots of players wrote about this...
... hole.
That ain't even a hole, but a door...
S:- ... A door?
P:- Yes.
Lots of bullshits have been said on Minecraft
that I took it as a hoax...
Everybody talked about that:
on servers, chats, forums
but I never actually thought it was true.
It was reliable as Herobrine, for what I knew...
But when I was almost dieing...
... Steve showed me
that he knows how to open that door.
I don't know why he showed me that,
And if I haven't imagined everything
then It is not a hoax, Synergo...
The door does exist!
And you can get through that!
And... where would it lead, this door?
P:- You can exit... and go on the other side!
S:- Which side?
P:- Your side...
The door allows to go into your world...
On your side!

English: 
so be caruful, don't leave any tracks
don't dig, light up a very few torches and, if you need to cut down a tree, remove the foliage as well, ok?
P: yes, sounds good
S: listen Pete, in jail you were telling me something
you told me about a "hole" that Steve showed you
P: well, yes... the "hole". I've heard a lot about that, many users wrote in chats about that "hole"
actually, it's more like a door
S: a "door"?
P: yes
since lots of bullshit were said about Minecraft I thought it was an hoax
everyone spoke about that in servers, chats and forums, but I never gave a damn about that
for what I knew it was as reliable as Herobrin, but whe I was dying
Steve showed me that he knows how to open that door
I don't knowwhy he showed me, but he did
and if it isn't just in my mind, then that's not an hoax, Synergo! The door exists
and it can be crossed!
S: and where is that... that door supposed to bring
P: it can be used for going out! Going in the other way!
S: which "way"?
P: yours. The door allows to enter your world, going in "your" way

Italian: 
S: Quindi stacci più attento, non lasciare tracce:
S: non scavare, accendi poche torce 
e se tagli un albero togli anche la chioma, ok?
P: Sì, sembra sensato.
S: Senti Pete, prima, in prigione, 
mi stavi dicendo qualcosa.
S: Mi hai parlato di un "buco" che ti ha fatto vedere Steve.
P: Sì, ehm... il buco. Io ne ho sempre sentito parlare, un sacco di utenti scrivevano in chat di questo "buco".
P: Che poi è più una porta in realtà.
S: Una porta?
P: Sì.
P: Si sono dette tante di quelle stronzate su Minecraft che l'avevo presa per una bufala.
P: Tutti ne parlavano nei server, in chat, nei forum, 
ma non avevo mai dato il minimo peso alla cosa.
P: Era attendibile quanto Herobrin, 
per quanto ne sapevo, ma mentre ero in fin di vita,
P: Steve mi ha fatto vedere 
che lui sa come aprirla quella porta!
P: Non so perché me l'abbia mostrata, ma l'ha fatto.
P: E-e se non mi sono immaginato tutto, 
allora non è una bufala, Synergo! La porta esiste!
P: E si può attraversare!
S: E dove condurrebbe questa, questa porta?
P: Serve ad uscire! Per andare dall'altra parte!
S: Ehm... Q-quale "parte"?
P: La tua. La porta permette di arrivare 
nel vostro mondo, dalla "tua" parte.

English: 
In the early 2000s, on internet, there was a Minecraft-mania
hundreds of thousands of persons were playing the sandbox title and everyone could see them, thanks to the net power
the game become popular and, soon, legend
thousands of hypothesis were formulated, in order to find a philosophical juice out of it
a soul which could bring it from "videogame" to something closer to an absolute value
to real life, maybe
I didn't really believe those stuff anyway
I've always thought a game, for as beautiful as it can be, would always remain just a game
I was so wrong...
Lately, I understood that the concept of "life" as we all know
had become, slowly and inexorably, obsolete
rather, wrong
"Life" is something that defines any reality

English: 
S:- During the years 2000, in the Internet
the Minecraft-mania become extremely popular.
Hundreds of thousands of people
played the ultimate sand-box
in the public eye thanks to Web power.
The game became famous...
and very soon... Legend.
Thousands of hypoteses were formulated
in order to extrapolate a philosofic core.
A soul that could elevate the game to
... to an intrinsic value.
... To real life, perhaps....
I've always taken this things cautiously
I've always thought that a game
-even if beautiful-
would've  always remained a game.
How wrong was I.
I would have discovered, after a while,
that the concept of life,
-which we all know-
had become slowly but inevitably...
... obsolete.
Actually even false.
"Life"
is something that is the efficient cause of any reality.
A reality that breathe or roar or swim, or that just...

Italian: 
Synergo *voce narrante*: Durante i primi anni 2000, 
su internet spopolò la Minecraft-mania.
Centinaia di migliaia di persone
 giocavano al titolo Sandbox per eccellenza,
sotto gli occhi di tutti, 
grazie alla potenza della rete.
Il gioco divenne popolare, e ben presto leggenda.
Migliaia di ipotesi vennero formulate 
per estrapolarne un succo filosofico.
Un'anima che lo elevasse da "videogame" a qualcosa di più vicino ad un valore assoluto.
Alla vita vera, magari.
Ho sempre preso con le pinze tutte queste cose,
ho sempre pensato che un gioco, 
per quanto bello, restasse sempre e solo un gioco.
Quanto mi sbagliavo.
Scoprii col tempo che il concetto di "vita", 
che noi tutti conosciamo,
era diventato, lentamente ed inesorabilmente, obsoleto.
Anzi, errato.
Vita è qualcosa che pone in essere una qualsiasi realtà:

Italian: 
che respiri, ruggisca, nuoti o semplicemente 
prenda atto di avere un suo spazio tra le altre cose.
Vita è poter influenzare il corso di altre esistenze,
plasmare il flusso del divenire 
con un'azione, una parola, un respiro.
Imparai a considerare Pete, il personaggio difettoso protagonista di Minecraft una forma di vita.
E poi, senza rendermene conto, un amico.
Qualcuno a cui avrei augurato ogni felicità, 
al quale avrei sempre offerto aiuto.
Mi sentivo sciocco, ma allo stesso tempo felice.
E quando seppi della porta,
del passaggio che avrebbe potuto 
condurre Pete nel mio mondo
e liberarlo per sempre dal chiuso e limitato
universo di Minecraft,
bé... Mi sentii più in dovere che mai di fare qualcosa.
Anche se non sapevo esattamente cosa.
P: Che stai facendo?
S: Mah, niente. Cerco di capire se questa storia
 della porta per uscire da Minecraft,
S: non sia l'ennesima stronzata della rete.
P: Ma se ti ho detto che Steve 
mi ha fatto vedere il passaggio!
P: Io l'ho visto, capisci?
S: Sí, ma tu ti fidi di quello? Cioè, voglio dire...

English: 
who breathes, roars, swims or simply took note to have its own space, among the other things
"Life" is being able to influence the course of other existences, modelling the flux of become with an action, a word, a breathe
I learnt to consider Pete, the defective main character of Minecraft, a life form
and then, without realizing it, a friend
someone I would wish happyness to, and to whom I would always offer my help
I felt silly but, at the same time, happy
and when I heard about the door
a passage able to bring Pete in my world and free him FOR EVER from the closed and limited world of Minecraft
well... I felt more than obliged to do something
even if I didn't know exactly what
P: what are you doing?
S: mmh, nothing... I'm trying to realize if that thing of the door for going out from Minecraft is not just another internet bullshit
P: I said Steve showed me the passage!
P: I saw it, understand?
S: yes, but do you trust him? I mean

English: 
acknowledge his own existance between other things
"Life"
is to be able to affect other beings,
to shape the flow of the becoming
whith a word, an action or a breath.
I learnt to consider Pete
-the defective character, protagonist of Minecraft-
a form of life.
And then, without even realizing it,
a friend.
Someone to whom I would have wished happiness,
someone whom I would have always aided.
I was feeling silly,
but at the same time, happy.
And when I heard about the door,
The path which could have led Pete
into my world
and for ever free him
from the close and limited Minecraft universe...
Well...
I felt more than ever that I needed to do something
Although, I didn't know exactly what...
(On the phone) "Door to exit from-"
P:- What are you doing?
S:- Nothing
I'm trying to understand if the thing
of the door that exit from Minecraft
isn't yet another cyber-bullshit.
P:- But I told ya that Steve let me see it!
I saw it, y' understand?
S:- Yeah, but do you trust him? I mean...

English: 
and, imagine he knows how to open the door
S: don't you think he would already went out?
P: ...
P: I did not think about that
S: yes. That's why I want to see it clear
so... go out from the map....
world of Minecraft is not infinite... blah blah blah... no
S: nobody talks about doors here
P: so what did I see while I was bound?
S: what the Hell am I supposed to nkow? 
He would have drugged you, showed off his penis and, shocked, you have unconsciously replaced with a door
P: listen to me, cheap Freud, this penis stuff is a bullshit, and you know it
S: yes, it's retarded, but way more reliable than a "magic door" which brings you in real life from a videogame
P: touché.
But there is something, and I want to discover what is it
S: OK, after all we just need to walk for months over and under the soil until somewhere a door opens
P: no! Steve opened it that way! from nothing!
S: did you understand how he made it?
P: why would I rack my brain so hard if I knew how to do it?
S: you know what? Since Steve is the only one able to open this door
we should ask him

English: 
if he even does know how to open that door...
don't you think he wouldn't be out yet, ah?
P:- Ehm...
I didn't think about that...
S:- Yep, and that's why I wanna see it clearly.
Well...
Exit from the map...
Minecraft world isn't infinite... Bla, bla, bla... Nope
Here they don't talk 'bout doors...
P:- So what did I see when I was tied?
S:- And why the hell should I know that?
He drugged you maybe,
he forced you to see his penis
and you were so shocked that you replaced it with a door?
P:- You listen, Freud of the poor,
this story of the penis it's too stupid
and ya now that!
S:- Well, even if stupid
it's more plausible
than a magic door
that bring from a videogame to the real world.
P:- Touchè...
But there is something anyway.
And I wanna know what.
S:- Ok.
In fact, you only gotta
walk upon and beneath the ground
until some door opens somewhere.
P:- No, Steve opened it like that, by himself!
S:- And have you understood how he did that?
P:- Had I understood it, would I rack my brain so much?
S:- You know what?
If Steve's the only one who can open that door
We should maybe ask him how...
P:- Wha...? Are you crazy?

Italian: 
S: Poi, se anche conoscesse come si apre la porta,
S: ma secondo te non sarebbe già uscito da un pezzo?
P: Ehm, a questo non avevo pensato.
S: Eh già. Ecco perché voglio vederci chiaro.
S: Allora...
S: Uscire dalla mappa....
S: Il mondo di Minecraft non é infinito, blah blah blah...
S: No, qua non si parla di porte.
P: E allora che cos'è che ho visto mentre ero legato?
S: E io che diavolo dovrei saperne?
S: Ti avrà drogato, ti avrà fatto vedere il pene
S: e tu, per lo shock, lo avrai inconsciamente
rimpiazzato con una porta.
P: Senti, Freud dei poveri, questa storia del pene 
é una scemenza, e lo sai.
S: Per quanto scema è più probabile di una "porta magica" che ti porta nel mondo reale da un videogame.
P: Touché.
Ma comunque qualcosa c'è, e io voglio scoprire cosa.
S: Ok, in fondo si tratta solo di camminare 
per mesi sopra e sotto terra,
S: finché non si apre una porta da qualche parte.
P: Ma no! Steve l'ha aperta così! Dal nulla!
S: E hai capito come ha fatto?
P: Se l'avessi capito pensi 
che mi scervellerei in questo modo?
S: Sai cosa? Se Steve è l'unico 
che sa aprire questa porta,
S: forse dovremmo chiedere a lui.

Italian: 
P: Cosa? Ma sei impazzito? 
Quello ammazza me, poi apre la porta,
P: viene lì e ti prende a calci su per il culo!
S: Ma non sto dicendo di andare lá e dire "scusi, sa come si apre la porta"... no!
S: Io pensavo più a una cosa tipo...
S: Catturarlo.
P: Catturarlo?
S: Mh!
P: Ma che cazzo dici?!
P: D'accordo, passi l'idea di catturare quello psicopatico,
P: che già di suo vincerebbe il campionato mondiale delle idee del cazzo senza neanche iscriversi.
P: Ma vuoi spiegarmi perché devo fare io da esca?
S: Mmm... Vediamo...
S: Perché lì non c'è nessuno a parte te e lui?
P: Seee, bella scusa.
S: Senti Pete, la vuoi aprire 'sta porta o no?
P: Va bene, va bene, ma è stata una tua idea, ok?
P: Se finisce tutto all'aria la responsabilità è tua!
S: Va beeeene.
P: *sbuffa* Dove mi metto?
S: Lì.
S: Al centro, in mezzo alle torce.
S: Devi essere visibile dalla distanza.
P: E come facciamo con i mostri?
S: Gesù, Pete, hai un'armatura di diamante, cazzo!
P: Giusto.
S: Oh, bravo. Bravo.
Stai fermo adesso, aspetta.
S:Tanto non credo che sia lontano.
P: Ok, che... Che faccio nel frattempo?

English: 
P: what? Are you crazy? He would kill me, then open the door
comes to your place and kick up your ass
S: I'm not saying we go there and ask: "excude me sir, do you know how to open the door?"... no!
I was thinking about something more like...
capture him
P: capture him?
S: Mh!
P: what the fuck are you saying?
OK, I'll let the idea of capture that psicotic guy pass
but alone that would win the world championship of fucked up ideas, and even without register to it
but can you explain to me why I must be the bait?
S: mmm... let me think... cause there is no one there except you and him?
P: bah, bad excuse
S: listen Pete, do you want to open this door or not
P: all right, all right, but it was an idea of YOURS, ok?
if everything'll screw up, it's your responsibility!
S: Aaaaall right
P: [puff] where should I stay?
S: there
in the center, between the torches
S: you must be visible from distance
P: how can we deal with monster?
S: Jesus, Pete, you have a fucking diamond armor
P: right
S: oh, good. Bravo.
Stand still now, wait
I believe he's not far
P: ok, what... what can I do meanwhile?

English: 
He'll kill me than will open the door
and will gonna kick your ass too!
S:- I didn't mean to go there and ask
"I beg thy pardon, dost thou know how to o..."
N-n-no... I...
meant something like...
kidnap him...?
P:- KIDNAP HIM??
P:- 'DA FUCK YOU SAYING?!
P:- All right,
If I can understand the idea of kidnapping that psycopath
who would automatically win the shitty-idea championship
without even subscribe to it...
why the fuck do I gotta be the bait?
S:- Well, let me think...
'Cause ain't nobody there beside you and him...?
P:- Yeah, great excuse!
S:- Listen Pete, do you or don't you wanna open that door?
P:- Ok, ok, but It's been an idea of yours.
Ok?
If everything goes bad, it's all your fault.
S:- All riiiiiiiiiiight...
P:- Uff...
Where do I stand?
S:- There, in the centre, between the torchs.
You have to be visible from far away.
P:- And how do we deal with the monsters?
S:-Jesus Pete, you've got a fucking diamond armor!
P:- Right.
P:- Oh, bravo, bravo...
Now stand still and wait.
I don't think he's to far.
P:- Ok, what-what do I do meanwhile?

English: 
S: I don't know, do whatever you like: eat,
dig an hole, build an axe... if you stand still it smells like a trap from a mile long
P: OK, all right
S: you know what? I guess... we need to wait for a while
all right, let's get comfortable
Pete?
OH!

Italian: 
S: Non lo so, fà quello che ti pare: mangia,
S: scava una buca, costruisci un'ascia... Se stai fermo puzza di trappola lontano un miglio 'sta cosa.
P: Ok, va bene.
S: Sai cosa? Mi sa che... Mi sa che ci sarà da aspettare un po'.
S: Vabbè, mettiamoci comodi.
S: Pete?
S: Oh!

English: 
S:- I dunno do what you want.
Eat, dig a hole, craft an axe.
If you don't move he'll immediately understand that's a trap, this thing.
P:- Ok, fine...
S:- You know what?
I think...
I think this will take a while.
Well, let's be confortable...
S:- Pete?
Ehy?

Italian: 
S: Pete!
S: Pete?
Steve: Io non sono Pete.
S: E allora chi...?
St: Steve.
S: Quello vero.
S: Dov'è Pete?
St: Pete non esiste.
St: L'hai inventato tu. E mi ha messo 
i bastoni fra le ruote fin troppo a lungo.
S: Che cosa gli hai fatto?
St: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
St: Davvero non hai capito? 
Sei davvero un povero idiota.
St: Io e il tuo amichetto siamo la stessa cosa.
S: no, no, non è vero, non può essere.
 Mi ha detto che tu l'hai...  St: Torturato.
St: sì, certo, come no.
St: Ti sei mai chiesto perché non ci hai
mai visti insieme, genio delle mie palle?

English: 
Pete!
Pete?
Steve:I AM NOT Pete
Synergo: so who...?
Steve: STEVE
the real one
Synergo: where's Pete?
Steve: Pete doesn't exist
you created him, and you bothered me enough
Synergo: what did you do to him?
Steve: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
haven't you realized yet? You really are a poor idiot
me and your little friend are the same person
Synergo: no, no, that's not true, it cannot be, he told me you have...
Steve: tortured him?
yeah, sure
have you ever wondered why you've never seen both of us in the same place, you fucking genius?

English: 
S:- Pete!
Pete?
Game Char:- I am no Pete.
S:- And then who...?
Game Char:- Steve.
The true one.
SY:- Where's Pete?
ST:- Pete doesn't exist!
You invented it!
He's got in my way for far too much time!
SY:- What did you do to him?!
ST:- You really haven't understood?!
You are really a poor idiot!
Your friend and I are the same thing!
SY:- No, no, no it's not true, he told me that you...
ST:-...tortured him?
Yes, sure, why not?
Have you ever wonder
why you have never seen us toghether,
you fucking genius?

English: 
you no nothing, I'm fucking telling you
Pete is just the result of another patch made up to destroy me, for making me disappear
they keep trying since years, you know? But I stand still
in a way or another, I'm a piece of Minecraft now
and until this fucking game keep exists, I'll keep exists as well
Synergo: well... it could be. But if you're really the same thing that means that Pete is also here now.
Steve: don't rely on that
I took complete control over him and if you didn't give him a name
if you hadn't told him bullshits in order to make him believe he's something for you...
I would have had him long ago
Synergo: I did not tell him "bullshits". Can you hear me, Pete?
those weren't bullshits
Pete?
Steve: [roar]

English: 
ST:- You don't know shit, I tell ya!
Pete he's just the last useless endeavour of a patch
created to kill me!
To make me disappear!
You know, it's been years that they try...
But I do always remain!
In one way or another,
Now I've become part of Minecraft!
And until this fuckin' lil' game will exist,
I will exist too!
SY:- Yeah, well, It may be!
But if It's true that you two are the same thing,
then Pete is here too!
ST:- Do not relie on it.
I've taken full control upon him.
And if you hadn't given him a name,
if you hadn't told him all this rubbish
to make him believe he was something for you
I would have had him a lot of time ago!
SY:- I have not told him rubbish!
Did you hear that Pete?
I haven't at all!
Pete?

Italian: 
St: Tu non sai un cazzo, te lo dico io.
St: Pete é solo il frutto dell'ennesima patch 
creata per uccidermi, per farmi sparire.
St: Sono anni che ci provano, sai? Ma io resto sempre.
St: In un modo o nell'altro, ormai sono parte di Minecraft
ST: e finché questo giochino fottuto esisterà,
esisterò anch'io.
S: Sí, bé, può darsi. Ma se è vero che voi due siete la stessa cosa allora anche Pete è qui.
St: Non ci contare.
St: Ho preso completo controllo su di lui 
e se non gli avessi dato un nome,
St: se non gli avessi raccontato balle 
per fargli credere che per te contasse qualcosa,
St: l'avrei avuto molto tempo fa.
S: Io non gli ho raccontato balle. Mi senti, Pete?
S: Non erano balle.
S: Pete?
Steve: *ruggito*

English: 
Synergo: I know you're inside there, Pete
and I also know you can hear me
I fear we made up a mess, what's happening in here is too strange
and it's running out of control
I'd like to ask you what you think about that, ask your opinion, but I cannot
so I need to take full responsibility for what I'm going to do right now
Pete: don't worry, do it. Do it!
I... I have found a world for myself only
you only need to go look for me. Into Minecraft
you know how to do it, even if right now you don't understand

English: 
SY:- I know you're in there Pete...
And I do even know that you can hear me...
I think we've messed it up...
What is happening here is way too strange...
And...
And It's getting outta my hand, I can't control it...
I'd like to ask you what you think or what is you opinion,
but I can't...
So I'm going to take every responsibility for what I'm going to do.
P:- Do not worry. Do it!
Do it!
I...
I've found a world that is all mine...
You do only have to look for me
Within Minecraft!
You know how to do that,
although you maybe don't understand now.
SY:- I wish there was another way...

Italian: 
S: Io lo so che sei là dentro, Pete.
S: E so anche che mi senti.
S: Mi sa che abbiamo combinato un guaio.
S. Quello che sta succedendo qui è fin troppo strano.
S:E mi sta sfuggendo di mano, 
non riesco piú a controllarlo.
S. Io vorrei chiederti cosa ne pensi, 
vorrei chiedere il tuo parere, ma non posso.
S: Quindi dovró prendermi tutta la responsabilitá 
di quello che sto per fare.
Pete: Non preoccuparti, fallo. Fallo!
P: Io... Io ho trovato un mondo tutto mio.
P: Devi solo venirmi a cercare. Dentro Minecraft.
P: Tu sai come fare anche se ora magari non capisci.
S: Vorrei che ci fosse un altro modo.

Italian: 
S: Mi dispiace.
Synergo *voce narrante*: Steve era scomparso senza lasciare traccia.
In seguito ho saputo che la cosa
 aveva avuto ripercussioni ovunque.
Finalmente Minecraft funzionava alla perfezione.
Steve era tornato a lasciarsi comandare a bacchetta 
dai giocatori di tutto il pianeta.
E nel tempo libero si dedicava 
ad accudire il raccolto e ad allevare galline.
Lo Steve difettoso diventó 
solo un brutto ricordo e Mojang
non tardò a raccogliere il plauso di tutti, 
spacciando la sua scomparsa come "il fix del secolo".
Nessuno si fece domande, e la vita riprese.
Ma la mia no.
Cercai per settimane di incontrare nuovamente Pete,
caricando centinaia di mondi 
ed esplorandoli in lungo e in largo, ma niente.
Non c'era traccia di lui.

English: 
Synergo: I'd like there were another way
I'm sorry
Steve disappeared without leaving a trace
I later knew that there were impacts of it everywhere
Minecraft was finally fully functional
Steve was once again pushed around by players all over the world
and he spent his free time looking after the harvest and raising chickens
the defective Steve become only a bad memory and Mojang
soon enough collected approvation for everyone, calling his disappear as the "fix of the century"
no one asked questions, and life went by
but not mine...
I tried for weeks to meet Pete once again
loading hundreds of worlds and exploring it far and wide
there was no track of him

English: 
I'm sorry...
Delete
S:- Steve disappeared...
without leaving any trail...
Afterwards I discovered that this thing...
had impacted everywhere...
Finally Minecraft worked perfectly...
And Steve had come back to be strictly commanded by the player of the planet...
And in free time
he looked after the harvest and raised chickens...
The faulty Steve became just a bad memory
And Mojang obsviously soon gathered the general acclamation
pretending it to be the fix of the century...
Nobody wondered anything...
And life started over again...
But my life didn't...
I tried for weeks to meet Pete again
loading hundreds of worlds
and exploring them high and low for him.
But no results.
There was no trail of him...

Italian: 
Continuavo a pensare alle sue ultime parole, chiedendomi se non fossero in codice,
qualcosa che Steve non riuscisse a capire, ma io sì.
E allora perché non capivo? 
Perché non riuscivo a trovarlo?
Finché fui sul punto di gettare la spugna.
Un ultimo tentativo, e poi avrei dimenticato tutto.
Sarei andato avanti.
Solo. Un altro. Tentativo.
*sospiro*
Pete!

English: 
I kept thinking to his words, wondering if these were  a sort of code
something Steve couldn'd understand, but I could
so why I didn't understand? 
Why wasn't I able to find him?
so I was close to surrender
one last try, after that I would have forgotten everything
I would went ahed
Just. Another. Try.
[sigh]
Pete!

English: 
I kept thinking about his last words
wondering if they weren't crypted
something that Steve couldn't understand but I could...
And then why wasn't I understanding?
Why couldn't I find him?
Until, I was to throw in the towel...
One last attempt
and then I would have forgotten everything
I would have gone on...
Just...
another...
attempt...
S:- Pete?!

English: 
Pete: how long did you take to find me?
I've been here alone for weeks!
anyway, you know what? I'm starting to like this place once more. Yes
I want to play
Synergo [thought]: and then I realized
that I was getting nostalgic as well
Synergo: do you like Youtube?

Italian: 
Pete: Ma quanto cazzo c'hai messo a trovarmi? 
Sono stato qua da solo per settimane.
P: Comunque, sai che ti dico? 
Questo posto inizia a piacermi di nuovo. Sí!
P: Ho voglia di giocare.
Synergo *voce narrante*: E fu allora che mi resi conto,
che anche a me stava venendo un pizzico di nostalgia.
Synergo: Ti piace Youtube?

English: 
P:- How much time did you fuckin' take to find me??
I've been here alone for weeks!
Anyway you know what?
I'm starting to aprreciate this place again...
Yes!
I want to play!
And that was the time when I realized...
...that I did have a little bit of nostalgia too.
Do you like Youtube?
Thanks to all of you that waited
patiently the developing of this
little rickety,
full of mistakes
hasty and rough series.
Good-bye from QDSS and Make America Great Again!
Ehy, no wait, that was Trump...
