HA HA HA!
>> Jimmy: I DON'T GET THIS REAL 
WEDDING STUFF.
I REALLY DON'T.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I NEVER EVEN WATCH MY OWN 
WEDDING VIDEO.
THIS WEDDING HAPPENS AT 4:00 
A.M. IN L.A.
AND NOT ONLY ARE PEOPLE HERE 
WATCHING IT, THEY'RE HOLDING 
ROYAL WEDDING SLEEPOVER PARTIES.
GROUPS OF ADULTS WILL BE 
SLEEPING OVER EACH OTHER'S 
HOUSES TO WATCH TWO PEOPLE 
THEY'VE NEVER MET GET MARRIED 
6,000 MILES AWAY FROM HERE.
YOU THINK PEOPLE IN ENGLAND HAD 
SLEEPOVER PARTIES WHEN OUR ROYAL
COUPLE, JAY-Z AND BEYONCE, GOT 
MARRIED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DOUBT IT.
HERE'S A TIP.
THIS CAN BE VERY HELPFUL IN YOUR
LIFE.
SEND OUT AN E-MAIL RIGHT NOW 
INVITING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS TO 
A ROYAL WEDDING PAJAMA PARTY.
EVERYONE WHO SAYS YES?
NEVER SPEAK TO THEM AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT
THIS WEDDING.
I ALSO WONDER HOW MUCH OF THAT 
IS REAL.
SO THIS AFTERNOON WE WENT OUT ON
THE STREET, WE ASKED PEDESTRIANS
WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THE ROYAL 
WEDDING.
OF COURSE IT HASN'T HAPPENED 
YET.
IT'S STILL HOURS AWAY.
BUT DID THAT STOP PEOPLE FROM 
TELLING US WHAT THEY THOUGHT?
NO.
IT DID NOT.
IN THIS "ROYAL WEDDING EDITION 
OF LIE WITNESS NEWS."
>> WE'RE TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT
THE ROYAL WEDDING.
THE MAJESTY, THE BEAUTY. 
>> YES. 
>> WAS IT AS GORGEOUS AS YOU 
HOPED IT WOULD BE?
>> YES.
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
>> WHERE DID YOU WATCH THE 
WEDDING?
>> AT MY HOUSE.
>> WERE YOU ALONE OR WITH 
ANYONE?
>> I WAS WITH MY NIECES, YES. 
>> WHAT WERE YOUR NIECES SAYING 
ABOUT IT?
>> WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 
HOW GORGEOUS IT WAS, AND 
BEAUTIFUL, AND -- YOU KNOW. 
>> WAS THE ROYAL WEDDING BETWEEN
HARRY AND MEGHAN AS SPECTACULAR 
AS YOU DREAMT IT WOULD BE?
>> YES.
I LOVED IT. 
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT 
DRESS?
>> BEAUTIFUL.
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT 
DRESS?
>> STUNNING.
BEAUTIFULLY STUNNING.
I MEAN, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW 
HEAVY IT MUST HAVE BEEN BUT HOW 
GORGEOUS SHE MUST HAVE FELT IN 
IT.
HOW AMAZING IT MUST FEEL TO BE 
ABLE TO WEAR THAT MANY --
>> WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN PICTURES 
OF IT?
>> INSTAGRAM. 
>> WAS IT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU 
HAD HOPED?
>> I THINK IT WAS.
I THINK WINDSOR'S BEAUTIFUL.
I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY AS 
BEAUTIFUL AS I HOPED. 
>> YOU'RE HERE ON VACATION?
>> I'M HERE WITH WORK. 
>> WHERE DID YOU WATCH THE 
WEDDING?
>> WE WATCHED IT -- SO WE -- 
I'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING LIKE -- 
STREAMED UPDATES. 
>> WAS IT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU 
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE?
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A 
LITTLE MORE.
BUT IT WAS NICE.
>> WHERE DID IT FALL SHORT FOR 
YOU?
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE 
EXTRAVAGANT.
BIGGER.
IT WASN'T AS BIG AS, YOU KNOW, 
PAST ROYAL WEDDINGS. 
>> DUE TO THE "TIME'S UP" 
MOVEMENT, MEGHAN MARRYING INTO 
THE ROYAL FAMILY WOULD BECOME 
THE FIRST WOMAN TO JOIN THE 
LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY 
GENTLEMEN.
IS IT TIME?
>> YES, IT'S PASTIME, ACTUALLY, 
I THINK. 
>> ARE WOMEN CELEBRATING THIS 
MOMENT?
>> EXACTLY. 
>> WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT 
IT?
>> JUST THAT IT'S -- THEY'RE 
JUST EXCITED THAT IT IS FINALLY 
HAPPENING. 
>> FINALLY A WOMAN IS IN THE 
LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY 
GENTLEMEN?
>> YES, YES. 
>> OF COURSE EVERYBODY'S TALKING
ABOUT THE QUEEN'S BEHAVIOR.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CLIP OF HER 
DRINKING THE BEEFEATER GIN OUT 
OF HER HAT?
>> YES. 
>> DO YOU THINK THAT MAY HAVE 
SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY SHE 
CALLED MEGHAN'S FATHER A YANKEE 
DOODLE FATTY?
>> YES, I DO. 
>> DO YOU FIND THAT UPSETTING?
>> YES. 
>> WHY?
>> I BELIEVE THAT WAS VERY 
INAPPROPRIATE.
I BELIEVE SHE SHOULD BE HELD TO 
A HIGHER CLASS. 
>> AS THE QUEEN?
>> YES. 
>> IN LIGHT OF THE QUEEN'S 
BEHAVIOR THAT YOU SAW, IS IT 
TIME FOR THEM TO TAKE AWAY HER 
SWORD?
OR SHOULD SHE STILL BE ABLE TO 
CARRY THE SWORD?
>> I THINK SHE SHOULD STILL BE 
ABLE TO CARRY IT UNTIL SHE CAN'T
ANYMORE. 
>> DID YOU SEE THE FOOTAGE OF 
HER POKING LITTLE GEORGIE WITH 
IT?
>> YES, YES. 
>> MEGHAN AND HARRY, OF COURSE, 
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A ROYAL 
HAS MARRIED AN AMERICAN.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN PRINCESS ANNE 
MARRIED SLIM PICKINGS?
>> YES, YES. 
>> THAT WAS SOMETHING. 
>> THAT WAS SOMETHING. 
>> SORRY, ARCHDUKE PICKINGS. 
>> YES, MANY YEARS AGO. 
>> DO YOU REMEMBER THAT WEDDING?
>> SORT OF.
YES. 
>> SORT OF
