That day, Mathieu and Louis went out for jogging
2 hours and 55 minutes later
>> Louis :We're not able to speak anymore
A dog is attacking us !
>> Mathieu : We lost Dordogne !
>> Louis : Shit !
>>Mathieu : It melted !
It turned into mist !
>> Louis : Oh my God !
>> Mathieu : We have to find Dordogne again !
>> Louis : We're heading straight toward a guillotine !
We will be chased by bikers who were peeing
Fortunately, Mathieu had a secret weapon
>> Mathieu : The action-reaction principle
Action is the air being powered in reverse
in the opposite direction of the race
Reaction is the body being powered
in reverse in the direction of the race
Concentration of air
which is focused
like that to a cylindrical stream
which goes like that
like a rocket with the gas propulsion
It's the same here but without combustion
When there is combustion, there is a risk of
anus burning.
The emergency office says that
such treatment is only applied
at the hospital which is located
100km from here
which endangers the process.
That's all
We will come back in one piece
But Mathieu will present
some psychological disorders
>> Mathieu : Look at that
Redneck ! Fucking big american pig !
AAAAH ! My fingers !
Chicken ! Chicken ! My fingers !
Worried, Cédric took Mathieu
to the psychatric asylum
During this time, others went shopping
>> Djamel : I would like some chops
>> Woman seller : I can't cut the meat
>> Djamel : If we want to take something,
we have to take everything ?
>> Woman seller : No
>> Louis : Djamel, what's going on ?
>> Djamel : Huh ? Nothing
>> Louis : You had a crush ?
>> Djamel : A crush...
A crush on... Huh.
Aah there it is
The doctor explains that
Mathieu's psyche
was damaged
due to the overuse of
the action reaction weapon
during the jog
However, the effects are only temporary
and not contagious at all
Yet...
