I've sailed these waters for 40 years.
Lost a lot of good men.
I heard stories.
Never thought it would happen to me.
Fee Sharks, unlike other sharks,
have a diet that consists entirely of ATM fees.
First heard about Fee Sharks,
when I was about 9 years old.
People would talk about Fee Sharks,
Fee Sharks this...
I was a little boy, I didn't have a debit card.
I tell my crew to show up, do they?
No because they're frightened.
There's no fish,
because the fish are frightened.
Fee Sharks, pure hell.
Hell on the high sea.
In the water, shark attacks are always
in the back of your mind.
But at the ATM?
The doctor said that, if I didn't
get help when I did,
I could have bled out my entire savings.
Take a trip to the ATM just
for a simple transaction.
Bite.
Another Transaction.
Bite.
Fee Shark attacks are preventable,
with Fifth Third Bank's nationwide network
of 50,000 fee-free partner ATMs.
Now that I'm with Fifth Third Bank,
I don't worry about being attacked.
Ever since I switched,
Fee Sharks don't bother me anymore.
