>> Stephen: YESTERDAY-- RIGHT
INTO IT-- YESTERDAY, SIX STATES
HELD PRIMARIES.
I'LL GIVE THE LATEST ON THE
DEMOCRATIC RACE IN TONIGHT'S
EDITION OF:
>> I BEAT TRUMP!
>> CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE.
>> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A
SNAKE!
>> "FURY ROAD TO THE WHITE
HOUSE: 2020."
THE DEMOCRATIC GER ATTIC
PRIMARY.
THE RACE TO REACHER-GRAB THE
NOMINATION!
 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT-- THOSE
ARE GETTING GOOD.
>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT WAS A
PIVOTAL MOMENT FOR DEMOCRATS:
WHO WOULD THEY CHOOSE TO
RETURN AMERICA TO STABILITY,
STEADINESS, AND CALM?
THE OVERWHELMING ANSWER:
THE OLD MAN WHO THREATENED TO
SLAP AN AUTOWORKER.
BIDEN HAD ANOTHER HUGE NIGHT,
WINNING IDAHO, MISSISSIPPI,
MISSOURI, AND MICHIGAN.
THAT'S A HUGE BLOW FOR BERNIE
BECAUSE, AS HE TOLD REPORTERS,
"MICHIGAN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
STATE."
AFTER ALL, MICHIGAN IS AMERICA'S
MITTEN AND IF ELECTED, I WILL
SAFETY-PIN IT TO INDIANA, WHICH
IS AMERICA'S JACKET SLEEVE."
BIDEN DID WELL WITH SUBURBAN
VOTERS, AND EVEN SANDERS
SUPPORTERS.
IN MISSOURI, MANY WHITE VOTERS
WHO SIDED WITH SANDERS IN 2016
BACKED BIDEN IN 2020.
SO, APPARENTLY, IN 2016, A LOT
OF WHITE VOTERS WERE LESS
COMMITTED TO BERNIE THAN THEY
WERE COMMITTED TO NOT VOTING FOR
A WOMAN.
YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT THAT IN
ELIZABETH WARREN'S NEW BOOK,
"YOU DON'T SAY!"
BIDEN--
 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
"OH, REALLY!
OH, REALLY!"
"CHAPTER ONE, NO DUUH!"
BIDEN IS STILL WAY AHEAD OF
BERNIE WHEN IT COMES TO SUPPORT
AMONG BLACK VOTERS.
UNFORTUNATELY, BIDEN IS STILL
DESPERATELY TRYING TO APPEAL TO
ONE SUBSET OF BLACK VOTER:
FORMER PRESIDENTS FROM HAWAII
AGED 57 TO 59.
NO WORD YET ON THAT ONE.
TODAY, SANDERS WAS PHILOSOPHICAL
ABOUT HIS LOSSES.
>> WHILE OUR CAMPAIGN HAS WON
THE IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE, WE ARE
LOSING THE DEBATE OVER
ELECTABILITY.
>> Stephen: YES, THE DEBATE OVER
ELECTABILITY, ALSO KNOWN
AS "THE ELECTION."
SO AFTER A HISTORIC DRUBBING ON
THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF HIS
CAMPAIGN, HE HAD AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
>> ON SUNDAY, I VERY MUCH LOOK
FORWARD TO THE DEBATE IN ARIZONA
WITH MY FRIEND JOE BIDEN.
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND!
SO YOU HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE
TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE NOT DROPPING
OUT?
 ( AS BERNIE )
"IN CONCLUSION, LET ME JUST
SAY-- AND I MEAN THIS
SINCERELY-- PSYCHE!"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"MEANWHILE!"
