VIDEO. THAT’S WHAT I DO, TOO, J. LO.
THAT’S WHAT I DO, TOO, J. LO. >> TWO TALENTED PARENTS.
>> TWO TALENTED PARENTS. NO SURPRISE.
NO SURPRISE. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> ABSOLUTELY. >>> "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WAS SO
>>> "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WAS SO FUNNY THIS WEEKEND.
FUNNY THIS WEEKEND. HOST JOHN MULANEY.
HOST JOHN MULANEY. INSTEAD OF DOING A CELEBRITY
INSTEAD OF DOING A CELEBRITY MONOLOGUE, THEY LET HIM DO A
MONOLOGUE, THEY LET HIM DO A LITTLE STANDUP.
LITTLE STANDUP. AND THAT INCLUDED MAKING FUN OF
AND THAT INCLUDED MAKING FUN OF HIS DAD.
HIS DAD. >> MY DAD HAS NO FRIENDS.
>> MY DAD HAS NO FRIENDS. AND YOUR DAD HAS NO FRIENDS.
AND YOUR DAD HAS NO FRIENDS. IF YOU THINK YOUR DAD HAS
IF YOU THINK YOUR DAD HAS FRIENDS, YOU’RE WRONG.
FRIENDS, YOU’RE WRONG. YOUR MOM HAS FRIENDS AND THEY
YOUR MOM HAS FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE HUSBANDS.
HAVE HUSBANDS. NOSE
NOSE THOSE ARE NOT YOUR DAD’S
THOSE ARE NOT YOUR DAD’S FRIENDS.
FRIENDS. IT’S HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WHEN
IT’S HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WHEN YOU’RE AN ADULT MALE.
YOU’RE AN ADULT MALE. THAT WAS THE GREATNESS OF JESUS,
THAT WAS THE GREATNESS OF JESUS, TRULY.
TRULY. HE WAS A 33-YEAR-OLD MAN AND HE
HE WAS A 33-YEAR-OLD MAN AND HE HAD 12 BEST FRIENDS.
HAD 12 BEST FRIENDS. AND THEY WERE NOT HIS WIFE’S
AND THEY WERE NOT HIS WIFE’S FRIEND’S HUSBANDS.
FRIEND’S HUSBANDS. >> IT WAS SO FUNNY.
>> IT WAS SO FUNNY. >> HE IS SO FUNNY.
>> HE IS SO FUNNY. ALL THE TIME.
ALL THE TIME. AND HE’S RIGHT, BY THE WAY.
AND HE’S RIGHT, BY THE WAY. >> THIS IS GREAT.
>> THIS IS GREAT. IT’S "SNL."
IT’S "SNL." WE HAVE LARRY DAVID BEING BERNIE
WE HAVE LARRY DAVID BEING BERNIE SANDERS, HITTING PETE BUTTIGIEG
SANDERS, HITTING PETE BUTTIGIEG ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS.
ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS. >> YOU WANT TO TALK HIGH-RISK?
>> YOU WANT TO TALK HIGH-RISK? I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT
I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT PETE BUTTIGIEG IS A HAND COUGH
PETE BUTTIGIEG IS A HAND COUGH COUGHER.
COUGHER. YEAH.
YEAH. HE COUGHS RIGHT INTO THE HAND,
HE COUGHS RIGHT INTO THE HAND, WHICH IS ELBOW, WHICH WE CAN ALL
WHICH IS ELBOW, WHICH WE CAN ALL AGREE IS NOT PERFECT, BUT IT’S
AGREE IS NOT PERFECT, BUT IT’S AT LEAST SOMETHING.
AT LEAST SOMETHING. AMERICA DOESN’T NEED A
AMERICA DOESN’T NEED A HAND-COUGHER.
HAND-COUGHER. THEY NEED A PRESIDENT THAT’S OLD
THEY NEED A PRESIDENT THAT’S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW TYPHOID MARY.
ENOUGH TO KNOW TYPHOID MARY. >> AND PETE DROPS OUT THE NEXT
>> AND PETE DROPS OUT THE NEXT DAY.
DAY. >> THAT KNOCKED HIM OUT.
>> THAT KNOCKED HIM OUT. >> I DON’T KNOW.
>> I DON’T KNOW. >> THE FUNNY SKETCH ABOUT
