Haru?
Yes?
I love you, but, please...
Shut up.
That's fair.
The Adventures of Romania and Bulgaria: Part 3!
Boy!
This is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back!
I still can't seem to hit anything!
Three quarters of the Earth's population has been lost...
... and the WiFi is down-
OOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOD-
NOOO-
Why not?
We already stole a horse.
Hey guys.
No, we didn't.
Fred's a TALKING horse.
He can do whatever he wants.
I wanna steal.
*GASPS LOUDLY*
Mushroom Dance,
Mushroom Dance,
Whatever could it mean?
It means you've lived a life of
SIN-
Nigel~!
Ah, hello Miss Simian.
Here's that cup of pig sweat you've asked for.
Mm!
My favorite!
Now, I've been meaning to talk to you about how
VERY ugly you are!
Oh really~?
I used to that think you were just regular ugly,
but now, that I'm up this close,
I see that you are full-on mega gross.
Makes me want to kiss you-
Mmm!
You taste like garbage quiche.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that!
I was distracted by your rancid breath!
So long, sucker!
Chimpan-zee you later!
Oh! Let's see those guys!
Speak of the "double," look!
Maybe they wanna hang out?
Yeah, I'll talk to them.
Just be cool, man!
I'll be cool!
No, man, you're not gonna be cool, you're gonna be-
I know how to be cool-
YOU GUYS WANNA HANG OUT SOMETIME???
I think I nailed it.
Marco-
Polo!
Marco-
Polo!
Marco-
Polo!
Marco-
HI-
OPEN SESAME!!!
Well, I've done all I could do.
Here is Rita,
who will teach you the fifth pillar:
Knots.
Hey Rita! I'm ready to learn about knots.
Knots are an extremely important part of Native Thug-merican culture.
They have been for millions of years.
Look at the knots.
Look at how twisted and tangled they are.
They DO look super tangled.
That one right there is called a "Tiger Knot."
It represents how cool tigers are.
How do you tie one?
It just sorta happens;
once you've let a tiger into your heart.
I don't think I've done that-
This one is called a "Lasagna Knot."
It represents how cool lasagna is.
I have DEFINITELY let lasagna into my heart-
IT IS A FORBIDDEN KNOT.
What? Why-?
RITA! We do not talk of such things!
HE HAS TO LEARN AT SOME POINT, DEBRA!
Is there something wrong with lasagna?
You know too much already.
I don't think I do-
The next knot, Rita.
Of course, Debbie;
This, is a "Coffee Knot."
RITA-!
IT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN-
How many "forbidden knots" did you tie?!
In my hands,
I hold the "Napping Knot."
This is unacceptable, Rita!
IT IS THE MOST FORBIDDEN OF ALL KNOTS-
Wait a minute,
these are all things Garfield likes!
Congratulations! You have solved the Knot riddle!
God damn it, Garfield still exists?!
He has hated Mondays for millions of years.
Thanks for watching, I guess.
