- Chapter 1:
The Shrimaan.
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- Chapter 1:
The Shrimaan.
- Sir, it's not just any other package...
I've given you an extra special discount.
Exactly! Exactly.
Sir, Couple's Taiwan Getaway Package.
Remember the Royal Pavilion Hotel
that you liked last time?
That's where you will be staying.
Sir, madam will surely love it.
Also,
I've booked that couple's massage
you asked for.
Yes, sir. Okay, sir.
No, it's alright. I'll call you myself
once the booking is confirmed.
Today or tomorrow.
According to your convenience.
Done. Okay, sir. Thank you, sir.
Jai Hind, sir. Jai Hind.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
In exchange for the money you give me,
it will be my job to
erase your current identities
including your names, documents,
addresses, etc.
You will be transported to a
new environment
with fresh identities and documents.
You will also be given a new job
and accomodation for six months.
Understood?
Excuse me.
Sir...
We are the electricians...
The ones who called earlier.
Alright.
Do you have your phones on you?
Umm, nope.
Did anyone see you two
coming here?
Nope.
Are you two from around here?
Of course.
No, you are not.
Now, tell me...
Are your names...
...Bijeesh Sasidharan and Sethu T. K.?
No...?
Are you two freelance electricians?
No...?
Did you two go to minister
M. N. Potty's house
for wiring work but instead tie up
his watchman, let his dog loose,
steal his hidden money and escape?
No...
Am I going to give you two fresh
identities and documents and
relocate you to a new place?
No.
You can opt for the
express service or VIP service.
Everything will be quick in
the express service but
it will be a "oye, come here" treatment.
It costs Rs. 73,641.
VIP service includes good food,
good accomodation,
comfortable travel, etc.
In short, a sort of
"Please come, sir" treatment.
It costs Rs. 1,23,456 only.
Which one do you want?
Piss off!
We can't afford the VIP service.
Now that the fake moustache
has come off...
...shall we move on?
Don't sit this glued to
each other.
You will be parting ways
tomorrow.
Idiot.
Give him the bag.
Sir...
There is more money than you asked
for in the bag.
Please take good care of us.
While I count the cash,
I want you two to burn
the things I asked you to.
Chapter 2:
How will we part ways?
He won't figure it out.
M. N. Potty's counterfeit money
is of good quality.
So...
We should be safe.
We've been buddies since the time
we fixed that transformer together.
How will we part ways?
Wait...
For old times' sake...
Can you...
...call me 'Bijeesh'
one last time?
Chapter 3:
An expansive garden.
We will leave tomorrow morning.
You have three options
for a new location.
Poothadi.
Thathamangalam.
Kandamthitta.
Umm...
If we are only going as far
as Kandamthitta...
...why pay 73,000 bucks?
Yeah...
So, you do speak.
Of course.
Tell me, then.
Where do you want
to go?
How about Taiwan?
Sure.
Wait...
Why Taiwan though?
You know...
Dad always had this desire...
...to go to Taiwan and...
...run a rubber plantation.
Now, we can afford it.
So...
- Rubber plantation in Taiwan confirmed.
- Yeah.
Oh...
We can do that?
Why not?
Wait...
What will your Taiwanese
names be?
Name...
Kannan.
- Kannan Devan.
- Fantastic!
That works, right?
Can we get a name that's
more suitable for Taiwan?
Varghese.
Varghese it is, then.
And your name?
Mehboob.
Marvellous, brother.
Right?
And what work does Mehboob do?
Well...
...nowadays...
YouTube seems to be booming.
So...
...YouTube.
YouTube.
Hold on...
How did Varghese get to Taiwan?
Pshk! We can say he got there
via Manipur and Burma, right?
You said it!
Listen.
I'll build a two storey mansion...
...with three kickass cars...
And an expansive garden.
Wait! There's more.
No wife?
Wife? Kids?
We get wives too?
Done?
Chapter 4:
I. D. Card.
Stop fidgeting.
Move.
Don't, don't.
It's just a photo
for an I. D. card.
Not a belly dance. Stand still.
It's okay, right?
- May I hold it?
- Come, come, you do it, then.
Stop grinning, you birdbrain!
Right...
Hold that look...
One...
Two...
Three!
Moustache...
My moustache...
Moustache?
What about my moustache?
Chapter 5:
Moolam.
- Name. Name!
- Milton! Milton John!
- What is your name?
- Uh, Xavier P.!
- What's the P. for?
- Puthran!
- Mother's name?
- Omana!
- Omana what?
- No, Omana John!
- What's your naalu?
- Moolam.
Christians don't have a naalu,
you fool!
Sorry, Christmas. Ugh!
- Where are you from?
- Uh, Poothadi!
- What do you do?
- Um, run a paint shop!
- Where in Poothadi?
- Uh, behind the post office!
- What's your panchaayat member's name?
- Is that even necessary?
What's your ward number?
How far to Kollam?
- Where are you from?
- Ta..Ta-Ta-Ta-Ta...
SAY 'TAIWAN' ONCE MORE
AND YOU'RE DEAD!
Chapter 6:
You will be in trouble.
I've been doing this
for a while now.
I know what you're
going to say.
I've known him
for years, sir.
He isn't cut out for this.
Xavier P...
26 years old.
And then?
Tomorrow...
Just get rid of him
on the way.
He'll survive somehow.
What's his problem
with Taiwan?
Or else...
He will be in trouble.
I will be in trouble.
Got it! Got it!
I got the panchaayat
member's name!
You will also be in trouble.
Shrimaan sir!
Chapter 7:
Lemon candy.
What's wrong?
Feels weird.
True.
The most we had stolen
till yesterday was
lemon candy.
And now...
Lakhs.
Thinking about that...
Feels weird.
Who will my share my clothes
with now?
Hey.
Wake up.
Chapter 8:
Little rascal.
Milton...
Xavier...
I've got other work
after dropping you two off.
See you, then?
No, I'll see you!
You'll love the ride
in my car's trunk.
So...
...the sack...
...will you tie it up or...
Please just get in.
I hope your car's trunk
doesn't smell too bad.
Done tying it up, sir?
Mhmm.
Bijee-Um...
Xavier?
Hello?
Na, too much.
Milton...
You little rascal...
I took the VIP service.
Oi! You pig!
Open this sack, you --
Come...
Let's go.
Please come, sir.
You swine! Let me go!
So, sir, is your name
Bijeesh Sasidharan?
Haha, no!
Are you a freelance electrician?
Not at all!
Is this Sethu T. K.
a friend of yours?
No, man!
- Did you pay me with real money?
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- Did you pay me with real money?
- N--No......?
Uh-oh...
Right...
Hold that look...
One...
Two...
Three...
Done?
