*WHOOOOOO-PAH*  TOP 'O THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to Sniper Elite 4!
I've played the previous Sniper Elite game and I absolutely love it!
We got to shoot Hitler in the testicle to find out if that was actually him or not
RIDICULOUS games!
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS, and I love them so much 'cause
I-i-if you remember that the games where you can like slow down time and shoot dudes from miles away
and the bullet travels aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll the way
and then it shows it going through his skull and everything
Are you a bad guy??
Should I be afraid of you?
I actually don't know what I'm doin'  (it shows)
It's the very first level
Hello??
Can I climb this?
Oookay
Oh I fuckin' reckon too!
OOOOHOHOHOHOHO RIGHT IN HIS HEART
*Heeeeeuuuuuh*
OOOOOH GOD! Sorry dude!
I mean I HAD to because FUCK YOU but.....
Hmm
(echoing) ARE YOU IN A FUCKIN' CAVE ER SOMETHIN'?!
Hee huh huh hookay
You dudes are in for some bad mojo
Could just wait for you to come out
and SHOOT you
BUT
I am going to Fuck. Your. Shit. UP!
GET 'EM!!!
Oooh it's a cannon!
AAAAAOOOOOOWW!!!
I don't even know if that landed on you
It just landed near you and you were like *girly scream*
(French accent?) It is time for peeping tom
Can I even see any boobs anywhere  :(
Hello? Mrs. Henderson?
This guy has got the COOLEST fuckin' voice!
Uhhhhhmmmm...
Not sure I wanna got that way
It's-it's fallin' apart actually
But...maybe that's a good thing(?)
Maybe now I actually have a pathway
I'm not being very stealthy
I'm just kinda runnin' around brandishing my riffle to everybody
Uh dude?
I know I killed you...but let me just touch up on your junk a small bit
is that okay?
Thanks
HE HAD A BANDAGE ON HIS CROTCH
SHHHH
I'M SNEAKING
They'll NEVER see me
WAIT
Fuckin' seagulls are gonna give me away
Look at this guy dancin'
*Wild Jacksepticeye mating dance song*
*Laughing*
Aww that's adorable
DIE BITCH!!!
I dunno if I shoulda done that, now I-I-I kinda feel bad about that one
OHHOHOHOOOOO
Everybody's gonna die from here  >:D
(Nobody's gonna suspect a thing)
Let's start taggin' some bitches
Here we go, tag ALL the shits!
There's a guy there, there's a thing over there
I must have a REALLY great memory for where everything is
MORE FUCKIN' SEAGULLS!
They're the REAL enemy
Here we go
The elusive testicle shot
Oh please!
OH please!
OH PLEASE!
AAAH HAHAHAHA
OH I got both his ballsers!
OOOH hu hu hu I'd-I'd feel bad if that wasn't so cool
Again!
Nah I just shot him in the hip
Oh, oh, is there somebody here?
What?-ah-Fuckin'-STOP SHOOTIN' AT ME!
Who dat?
New riffle who dis?
Stop pickin' him up!
Oh! OH!
Okay, I got.....did I get both?
AH FUCK I'm being shot!
Did I get get both those dudes?
I did! Aaaaaaaawwww
They died together, that's adorable!
Dude, that commander guy up there, he's not really doin' a whole lot
Soooooo just for that now
OH there it is!
Oooooooh!
EEEH! *nervous laughter*
YEHES!
The fuckin' best!
Oh that was AWESOME!
Oookie dokie
Lemme just get all this shit
Right. We're movin' out!
(Words?) THE COVER'S BLOWN! THE PLACE IS TAPPED!
(French accent?)  You vill never catch ze Red Baron
I am inveencible!
Where is he?
Oh hi
PAH-DOOSH!
OH that's a bad day for you dude!
Shoulda just stayed in bed!
Ooooh God I blew out his eyeball!
An eye for an eye!
HELLO FRIEND
OH I shot you through your gun!
*laughing*
OW OW AAH FUCK! OW! WHO'S SHOOTIN' ME?!
AAAH!
SONS O' BITCHES! AAAH RUN AWAY!
FUCK! MY ASS! OOOW!
OOOOH
Man, at least I look good when I die
Peek-a-boo!
I....SEE YOU!
Get 'im again, get 'im again!
Oh pop out!
Ooooh PAPA JOHN'S!
Hoooooooooh so good
I n-I need more though
I need more of them long-rangey snipey ones
Uh, let's drop down....
Let's drop down....
Fuckin' Nathan Drake...
WISHES he could do this!
♪ Sneaky sneaky in the bushes ♪
♪ Nobody spots me ♪
(We're the bad guys)
Okay, everybody
and.....Exhale!
OOOH PLEASE!
OOOH THATS GOIN' RIGHT UP MAIN STREET
Eeeeeeeh eh heh heh heh heh heh heh
(laughing) OH it's so gross!
I'm sorry buddy
Not only did I kill you, but I killed any chance of children
Where are your testicles?
AAAAH I got him!
*laughing*
AH I'M OUT OF HERE!
The Great Testicle Shooter
STRIKES AGAIN!
You know, after I kill everyone, fuck their shit up
I'm uhnna-Imma get a house here
Yeah, I'm gonna get a house here
maybe a wife, a little dog
raise my kids here
And then I can tell them the story about how daddy liberated the whole country
by shootin' 'em in the face and breakin' all their teeth!
Kids love those stories
The fuckin' seagulls!
I knew it!
HE'S FLOATIN' IN MIDAIR!
SO IS THAT ONE! GET OUTTA HERE YOU DAMN BIRDS!!!
Oh...hey
OOOOOOH DOUBLE KILL!
Oh get crumpled BITCH!
That was fuckin' awesome!
Where'd I shoot you?
Excuse me, can I, can I, you okay?
Can I just touch you in the face a little?
Where'd I, where're you where're you hurt?
Show me on the doll where Jack hurt you
"Mmmmm, where did Jack go?" you might ask
*Panting*
I WAS OVER HERE
*More panting*
NOW I'M OVER HERE!
"Sneaking"
♪ Sneaking sneaking sneaking ♪
♪ Sneaking sneaking sneaking ♪
HELLO
Ooooooh!
Oooooh ho ho ho ho!
OH it went through his fuckin' nose hole!
"Gunshot Heard"?
By who?
Oooooooooooh
Hello!
Bye!
Ah shit, there's WAY more guys here than I thought!
AAH!
Who's shootin' at me?
AAAAAAAH!
♪ Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh SNEAKING♪
Shhh! If we lie perfectly still, they'll think I'm a tent
I fuckin' see you
Somebody's lookin' fer me
Okay, they're triangulating my position
I can see where they last saw me
(Okay let's go, shhhhhh)
♪ Sneaking sneaking sneaking ♪
♪ Sneaking sneaking HEADSHOT ♪
*gasping*
YOU GOT PROTECTED BY A FENCE!
I take OF-FENCE to that!
A-ha! You are not camouflaged in a bush like Jack do!
You're bad at this
Ha ha!
Luckily Jack have x-ray vision
That's a bush
Nevermind
I see you guys comin' in
*gasping*
Eeeeh I shot him in the leg! I was tryna get a double kill! FUCK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Why. Won't. You. DIE?!
OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Oooooooh!
Nnnnnnnnnnnnooh that's a fractured face if I've ever seen one!
Come close
♪ Come clooooooooseeeeeeeeer! Come clooooosEEEEEeeeeeerrrr ♪
Hello friend-o!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha that's fuckin' awesome!
GOD JESUS CHRIST THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM!
Where the fuck you getting these guys from?!
Oooooh hoo hoo
It's so cool!
That fuckin' missed!
You know what? For this one, Imma show that Jack ain't no little bitch!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA
Yeah, I can't fuckin' confront with the best of them as well!
You think that just 'cause I hide in the shadows that I'm some sorta a-hole?
No!
I can come out and tussle with the best!
Look at this road of carnage that I've left behind me
They don't know I'm here
(And they never will)
♪ Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh sneaking ♪
FUCK YOU! AAAAAH!
He was about to throw grenade at me
DAH MOTHERFUCKER!
AH Sit down!
You hear that everybody!
This is JACK'S island now!
Get fucked
DUDE you guys had a bat signal all this time?
And you didn't tell me?
Aww, can we call in Bruce man?
I mean bat Wayne?
I mean FUCK!
Dere's-a be da bad, bad guys eeeeverywhere
There's ALL the way over there
Aaaaaaww but I don't wanna run all the way over there, I'm hungry and my feet hurt
Oooooooh
That guy is going down
I... don't know where, but I know when
In a couple of seconds
Okay
*exhales*
This is a hard one
This is a hard one
OH HO did we do it?!
Ah ha ha ha HA!
FUCK you dude!
Ooooh that was awesome!
MORE of those please!
God, it make you feel like a BADASS!
And to think some people turn off the slow motion camera in this  >:(
BLASFEMURS AND HEATHENS!
It's the best part of the whole fuckin' game!
Otherwise you may as well just go back to Call of Dutes
See that? See that in the distance? Wait, enhance
(fuckin' seagulls)  >:(
They own this island
These seagulls, they own that house, that's their private property
That's my main enemy of this mission
Infiltrate, kill the seagulls
10-4 Roger good buddy
Just put a-just put a little mine down here
Dat's fine
Dat mine is fine
So if I shoot someone in the face
and...hello? Wait, hello, sir?
Sir, do you have a ticket for this ride?
Now you do, okay. Bagged and tagged. Nice
So if aaaaaanybody tries to come after me
BOOM!!!
Shhh blow their fuckin' legs off
Kay, time for Captain Jack to go to work
*gasps* There's the signal!
The planes are flyin' over!
It's time to shoot so no one can hear!
GOOD night Cinderella!
Come back next year for the ball, but Prince Charming won't be here
you're all alone
Oh kay!
And.....CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO!
Come on down!
That's your vertebrae and trachea FUCKED UP, good luck tryin tah breathe!
Come one, come all the Jack the Amaze-o
He shoots you in the face and leaves you for dead!
But fear not, your good buddies are here to defend your honor
If they can't find him in time
Welp...........too bad
Hi!  Peek-a-boo!
I SHOOT YOU!
Oh yeah! OH yeah! Give it to daddy!
Tink!
Euuhh ha ha ha!
That's some impressive shit!
Oooooooooh
Who's spottin' me?
Who cover blown?
Dat a bad guy?
That a fuckin' bad guy up there?
Ooooh I yeaah oh I fuckin' see ya!
Charlie!
Ya cock!
Alright. BAIL! RUN!
Key to being a sniper: never stay in the same place more than ten minutes!
Go Go Go!
You'll never take me alive!
*Goodbye World*
*laughing*
Don't let the enemy get ya!
Just-just kill yourself and then nobody else can do it
♪ *Epic sniper music* ♪
Ooooh, officer
Officer! Come back officer!
Come back officer!
OOOH Ha Ha Ha Ha  *inhaling*
RIGHT through your fuckin' chest!
*Creepy-ass gremlin laugh*
Hey! HEY! No-Stay back now!
Stay back! There's-there's-Oh there's weapons there!
Don't do it!
*Silence*
Why didn't my mine go off?  :(
-_-
Is he a trickster?
Hello good buddy!
*tiny gasp*
Hu hu ha ha ha ha ha
*Explosion*  *Uuuuuh*
GAH that took forever!
Eh heh *Hoooooh*
*OOOOooooooOOOh?!*
Fuck you!
Bitch!
Where's your friend!?
Come on there friend-o
Pop on out.........why did you change gun?
There we go!
HI!
OW! JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!
Uh, can you kill him?
oh, Oh, Oh! OH, OH!
I threw a grenade by accident!
OH that was bad!
OH stupid me!
Mmm, yes, yes, quite, hmm
Hmm, yes, very nice
Very nice indeed, yes
There's your problem, yeah, I'd go get that checked out by a chiropractor
Better yet, uh, a morgue
Lesson number one of bein' a sniper: don't die
Lesson number two of bein' a sniper: bushes
Lesson number three of bein' a sniper:
Tea-bagging
It's not a confirmed kill unti-cuh-until they can smell what you had for dinner the day before
Ooooooooh! STBY dude!
*laughing*
Shouldn'tah stool so close to giant red barrels
That guy's obviously never played a video game
Hello!
Would you like to die?
Wait, wa-was that a yes or no? I didn't get a con-I didn't get a solid answer on that one
Can I shoot the plane?
WOOH!
uh oh! Uh oh! There's nowhere to go!
Run away!
LESSON NUMBER FOUR OF BEIN' A SNIPPER: THE ZIG-ZAG
Oh OH Yehes!
Oh ho ho it worked!
*laughing*
Dude, you shouldn'tna walked over it
It was mine  *Bah-dum tisss*
Ah ha ha yeah! RUN BITCHES!
FEAR ME hehehehe
Anybody-anybody home?
I need a cup o' sugar
Actually, why do people ask for cups o' sugar?
That's a lot o' sugar
The fuck are you makin'?
Diabetes?
Oh I hope you have a good dentist
OOOOOOH Nevermind, 's not gonna help
Oooooh that one I felt sorry for  :(
Nah, fuck it, no I didn't! Ha ha that was awesome
Oh HI!
Did ya think-do ya think he saw me? *laughing*
Oh finally! I'm fuckin' starvin'!
Imma cook me up some fine Italian sausage
And wha-what is these?
Garlic and baguettes
Yup that's-that's Italy all right
Grapes, cheese
This is just like a stereotype in a kitchen
Oookay, I have to kill officers
And this guy is REALLY far away so I'm just gonna kill him from up here!
Ni-hi-hi-hice!
Ooooh dude
Fuck yeah!
Oh I have to go down there anyway, I think, to escape
Aw that was awesome!
It was like "Oh I have to kill more officers. Wait there's one down there. BANG!"
*Sounds of the seagulls of the damned* No!
I don't want you to find me
I'm "sneaky"
Later!
Can I go home?
Can I get outta here?
There's sand in my boots
Is this it?
YEAH!
We fuckin' did it!
Oooh that was awesome!  That was so much fun!
WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE OF Sniper Elite 4
MAN, what a fun game!
Really livin' up to what the other games were while adding a bit more flare
The level design is really good too
Because these-these are huge levels
And there's a lot of stuff to do within them, like
just powering through that one, super quick and only doin' what I had to
wuh took like 40 minutes
so each level has like an hour's worth of stuff in it
which is REALLY REALLY fun!
And, I don't care what anyone says
that-that slow motion bullet to the fuckin' head kind of animation
NEVER gets old!
And its super impressive too when you-when you see like the skeleton all deformin' and
shattering and stuff like that, aaaww
But THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching this episode
if you liked it.......
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!!! AND
high fives all around
*WHOOPEEEESH WHOOPEEEESH*
THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES...............
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOOOOO
No one will ever beat my sneaking record
Nyee hee!
