
Chinese: 
他能将你带回过去
我要带他去精神科病房
Hello Internet,
welcome to Game Theory!
我们最喜欢的F打头的词是Fu..nambulism
它的意思是走绳子
完成
我也是“slangwhanger（一个咆哮的党派）”一词的粉丝
“widdershins（与太阳方向相反的方向）”
还有“collywobbles（肚子疼）”
但是，现在我们只是在“放纵”自己
并逐渐变成一个“傻瓜”
所以我要停止我的“离题”
今天，我们要讲讲《喷神James》
互联网上最出名的玩家
呃...
最愤怒的玩家？
是比他更愤怒的
2333
你在跟我开玩笑
不！这是快乐游戏宅
哦，找到了

English: 
He's gonna take you back to the past
I'm gonna take him
to the psychiatric ward.
[upbeat Game Theory Intro]
Hello Internet,
welcome to Game Theory!
where our favorite f word is fu..nambulsim
Which means tight rope walking.
duh.
I'm also a fan of the word 'slangwhanger'
'widdershins'
and 'collywobbles'
but, now we're just indulging ourselves.
And turning into 'morosophs'.
[chuckle]
So, I'll stop my 'digressing'
Today, we're talking about the
angry video game nerd.
The internet's most famous gamer.
Uhhh
Angriest gamer?
but before him.
[longer chuckle]
[sigh] ahh now
you're just messing with me.
Nope!
That's /the/ happy video game nerd.
Ahh, there it is.

English: 
The original angry gamer.
Long before the
days of the bro-fist,
the Grumps,
and the Theorists
There was the nerd.
and shitpickle.
but everyone tries to forget about him.
In fact, the nerd
was the first gaming celebrity
I'd ever heard about
That wasn't Miyamoto
or some big game developer
Who was just, quite simply,
a gamer.
He was the one who
introduced me, and I think many of us,
to the world of online video
as a medium for game
discussion and comedy.
Quite frankly,
he was a pioneer of the field
and without him the
gaming landscape across the web would look
incredibly different.
Especially here on YouTube.
But for as much as we laugh at
the AVGN, and mind you we're talking about the AVGN character,
and not James Rolfe,
the creator.
When you come right down to it,
there's a disturbing trend across
his content.
With the nerd's archive of videos
documenting a string of alarming symptoms
pointing towards severe mental and physical illnesses,
Seriously! I'm
worried about this guy.
So, for his sake and for

Chinese: 
最早的愤怒玩家
在兄弟拳、Grumps和理论家很久之前就有《喷神James》了
James Rolfe在2007-2008年制作的TV动画剧集
还有《Shit Pickle》
但是所有人都想忘掉它
事实上，喷神是我听说过的第一个游戏名人
而不是宫本茂或是其他大游戏的开发者
他只是普普通通的玩家
是他把我（我想还有很多像我这样的人）...
引入了作为游戏讨论和喜剧的媒介的网络视频的世界
坦率地说，他是这一领域的开拓者
如果没有他，整个网络在游戏方面的格局将会大不相同
特别是在YouTube上
我们在AVGN上发声大笑
但请注意我们指的是AVGN上的“喷神James”
而不是他的创始人James Rolfe
当你仔细看的时候，你会发现他的内容中有一种令人不安的趋势
AVGN的视频档案记录了一系列令人担忧的症状
它们指向严重的身心疾病
说真的，我很担心这个伙计
所以，为了他

Chinese: 
也为了我们这些喜欢谈论烂片和超大AC适配器的人们
AVGN出了什么毛病？
我们来诊断一下！
首先是他的节目名称：愤怒
没错，愤怒是每个人的自然情绪
没错，损坏的、程序不完善和超难的游戏会让人们愤怒
他的反应就...有点极端了
只有这个德国Boy才能和他匹敌
Yikes!
当每个人在通过很难的关卡时
都可能偶尔喊出脏话的时候
他的感情则更加丰富多彩
“你现在玩的是[哔][哔]”
“你最好[哔][哔]，那样比[哔]这个[哔]的[哔]更好”
“[哔]这个[哔]”
“你不明白这个[哔][哔]是多么[哔][哔][哔][哔]”
你不会指望我把那些句子放出来，对吧？
我的意思是，理论家是一个全年龄段的节目
嘿，那部理论是在一个不同且混乱的时期制作的，好吗？
你可以点击这个诱饵来上钩

English: 
the sake of all of us who love trash talking
glitch movie tie-ins and
oversized AC adaptors.
What's wrong with the Angry Video Game Nerd?
Let's diagnose!
First, his namesake
the Anger
well yes, anger is a natural emotion in everyone,
and yes, broken, poorly programmed
and excessively difficult games can make
anyone rage.
His reactions are, well,
a bit more extreme.
Rivaled only by this
"Russian" kid.
Yikes!
And while everyone might shout out the occasional
"darn" or "shucks"
while working their way through
a particularly challenging level,
his feelings are a bit more colorful.
"Now you're playing with f*cking sh*t
You're better off f*cking sh*t than
than f*cking with this f*cked up
sh*t. F*ck this sh*t
You don't know sh*t about how f*cking sh*tty this f*cking sh*t is."
MatPat: What you can't expect me to
actually air that stuff, can you?
I mean, come on now, this is a
family-friendly show after all.
Hey! That was from a different, more
confused time, okay?
Passed attempts at click-baiting
aside though,

English: 
having these sorts of intense reactions
in situations, where,
let's face it, he's still on level one of a
pretty mediocre video game.
Seems to suggest that the nerd suffers
from a condition called 'Intermittent Explosive Disorder'.
or 'IED' a completely real mental illness
that's characterized by
extreme expressions of anger.
Often to the point of uncontrollable rage.
That are disproportionate to the situation
at hand.
Muttering a mild curse because you
missed a jump? Normal.
Beating Bugs Bunny to the brink of death
then defecating on the victim? Abnormal.
Gnashing one's teeth and pulling their hair after
losing a critical in game moment? Normal.
Using a flaming crossbow to destroy
a decently functional gaming system? Abnormal.
The 'Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders'
better known as the "DSM-5"
is the bible of abnormal psychology. According
to this document, to be properly diagnosed with
a disorder, you need to meet
three criteria.
The first, is that the anger needs to result
in damage to either a person or
property.

Chinese: 
在某些情况下，他会有这种剧烈的反应
直说吧，他被困在了一个相当平庸的游戏的第一关了
这似乎表明喷神患有一种叫做“间歇性爆发性障碍”（IED）的疾病
一种完全真实的精神疾病，以极端的愤怒表现为特征
经常达到和情况无法匹配的无法控制的愤怒
因为跳错了而低声咒骂？正常
将兔八哥打到濒死并在上面大便？不正常
在输掉游戏的关键局后咬牙切齿，揪头发？正常
用燃烧的弩摧毁一个DC游戏系统？不正常
《精神疾病诊断和统计手册》
即DSM-5，是变态心理学的圣经
其中说到，要正确地诊断出疾病，你需要满足三个标准
首先，愤怒需要对个人或财产造成损害

Chinese: 
呃，满足
第二，爆发性行为需要与煽动行为不成比例
即对小事件有大反应
虽然我承认雅达利Jaguar是个平庸的系统
但正常的反应不会是拉下裤子，在上面放松自己
所以，这肯定满足条件
但是第三条标准是个挑战
上面写着，这个标准是行为不能由其他条件解释
我认为可能有一个更好的解释他古怪的行为
而德国Boy则完全符合IED的标准
当你认真查看的时候，你会发现喷神不仅仅是一个暴怒狂
一次又一次，我们看到证据表明他经历了严重的精神疾病症状
我说的是他非常生动的幻觉
忍者，漫画人物，漂浮的Shit Pickle
甚至一个被他称为“超级机甲死亡基督”的塞伯格宗教人物

English: 
Uhhh, yeah.
The second is that the explosive
behavior needs to be disproportionate to
the inciting action.
I.E. big reactions to small events.
And while, yes, I agree that
the Jaguar was a lackluster
system. The normal response would not be
to pull down one's pants and relieve one's self upon it.
SO, definitely a big check mark there.
But it's the third that gives us a challenge,
you see, this one requires that the behavior cannot be
accounted for by another condition.
And in this case, I think there might be
an even better explanation for his erratic behavior.
This "Russian" kid on the other hand, total
case of IED.
Because when you come right down to it,
the nerd is a lot more than
simply an explosive rage addict.
Over and over, we see evidence that he experiences
intense symptoms of mental illness.
What I'm talking about are
his highly vivid hallucinations.
Ninjas, comic book characters, floating pickles of excrement,
even a cyborg religious figure he's named
"Super Mecha Death Christ".
The nerd reacts to these creations with such

Chinese: 
喷神对这些作品的反应如此激烈，似乎表明了这一点
他可能患有偏狂型精神分裂症
一种以极度的妄想和幻觉为特征的精神疾病
这是一个相当极端的说法
所以为了全面诊断他，我们需要更仔细地观察
偏狂型精神分裂症患者的一个常见的错觉是一人被他人伤害
我们一次又一次地看见这种情况
喷神坚持说他被绑起来，被小丑攻击
或者是他被像弗莱迪·克鲁格和面具杰森魔
的虚构的梦魇生物疯狂追赶
偏狂型精神分裂症患者也可能有一种夸大事实的错觉
比如他们相信自己能飞，相信自己很出名
而喷神反复扮演一个穿着配饰的超级英雄
他必须打败恶魔和横冲直撞的机器人
他呼求耶稣基督亲自帮助他
最后，妄想会导致侵略或暴力
如果你相信你必须对那些想伤害你的人采取自卫行动的话
兔八哥就是印证

English: 
vehemence that it seems
to suggest he may be suffering from
paranoid schizophrenia.
A mental illness defined by extreme
delusions and hallucinations.
It's a pretty extreme claim so
in order to fully diagnose him, we need to look
a bit closer. A common delusion
among paranoid schizophrenics is that
you've been singled out for harm.
And we see this time and time again.
The nerd's insistence that he was
tied up and punished by the joker,
or that he was actively pursued by
fictional nightmare creatures
like Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees.
Paranoid schizophrenics may also have
delusions of grandeur, the belief that they
can fly, that they're famous, for example.
In the nerd's case, he repeatedly assumes the
role of an accessory clad super hero. Who
must defeat both the Devil and rampaging robots.
Calling to his side the help of Jesus Christ himself
and finally the delusions can result in aggression or violence
if you believe you must act in self defense
against those who want to harm you.
See also, Bugs Bunny, so the nerd

Chinese: 
所以书呆子显然是妄想狂
但是还有更多例子
偏狂型精神分裂症患者还伴有幻听
患这种病的人会听到令人不快的残酷的话语
那些声音对他们正在思考或正在做的事情进行持续的批评
在《喷神James》中
没有一个例子比这个glitch gremlin更符合了
一个在喷神玩游戏的时候无情骚扰的生物
偏狂型精神分裂症的其他症状包括极度愤怒和强烈暴力
我们已经知道喷神有这些症状
简而言之，从喷神多年的视频中我们能清楚得出
我们一直在笑的并不是游戏狂的刻板形象
不，我们一直在笑的是一个精神失常的玩家
他显然需要心理咨询
亲爱的理论家们
让我放纵一下，让我直接和这个家伙对话

English: 
is clearly delusional
but there's more.
Paranoid schizophrenia also comes in a bundle pack with
auditory hallucinations.
The person suffering from the illness
hears unpleasant voices that are cruel,
making on-going criticisms of
what they're thinking or doing.
Throughout the nerd's videos,
no example is better than the glitch gremlin.
A creature who harasses the nerd mercilessly
throughout his play session. Other symptoms
of paranoid schizophrenia include extreme anger
and bursts of intense violence.
And we already know that the nerd has those.
In short, taking years' worth of
nerd videos into consideration, the diagnosis is
clear, what we've been laughing at
hasn't been a stereotyped character
of the gaming nerd persona. No,
what we've been laughing at for millions
upon millions of hours
is a mentally disturbed gamer, clearly
in need of psychiatric consultation.
Dear Theorists watching this video,
indulge me a moment while I reach out
directly to this man.

Chinese: 
这个人试图纠正我们多年来对他的忽视
喷神，如果你在看这期理论
我希望你是超级机甲死亡基督
还有别的病证
我本希望私下里告诉你这个的
不幸的是，你没有在推特上回复我
所以这是我唯一的选择
在看了这些影片之后，我注意到了另一件事
我想没有什么可拐弯抹角的了
我担心你的大便行为
在你所有的影片中，我注意到你有一种令人不安的倾向
请原谅我
肛门分泌物
播放影片
看看兔八哥的脸，你的排泄物非常稀，无法成形
这里的排泄物实际上是融化的巧克力和水的混合物
简而言之，排泄物的松散程度，排出的体积，以及排泄放闸的方式
这引起了我们的注意

English: 
This individual in an attempt to correct the years of neglect
that we've shown him.
Nerd, if you're watching this
and I hope to Super Mecha Death Christ
that you are.
There's more.
Now, I'd hoped to tell you this
privately and I hate to bring this up
in a public forum, but you're twitter
unfortunately remained silent
to my requests.
So, this is the only option
I have left.
After observing the tapes,
something else rather concerning came to my attention.
Guess there's no beating around the bush
I'm worried about your bowel movements.
Across all of your tapes, I noticed a
disturbing trend in your
[sigh]
pardon the phrase, uh
anal excretions.
Uh, roll the tape.
You see here as you evacuate on to Bugs Bunny's face,
your fecal matter is incredibly loose.
Unable to form an actual stool.
The excrement here is practically the consistency of
melted chocolate mixed with water.
In short, the rapidity of evacuation, the volume
pouring out of your anus, and the way
your buttocks just seems to open
this veritable flood gate, is
cause for concern.

English: 
But that's not all, if you look here, as you defecate
onto this Jaguar CD it appears as though you're actually
experiencing the opposite problem.
Your feces is thick and sticky, the look on your face
seems to indicate that this is painful
and difficult to pass.
Almost as though you're constipated.
And examining the sample closer, or
at least as close as the medium of
online video will allow me to investigate.
Shows poor digestion of the contents of your stomach
personally, these symptoms make me worried
that you might be suffering from an inflammatory
bowel disease. Specifically, Chron's disease,
but without getting to examine the buttock region in person,
I can't 100% make that distinction.
[upbeat music]
Just be careful, okay?
The last thing you want is to develop an anal
blockage, or worse a fistula.
Which are these tunnels, connecting
anal abscesses to infected block glands.
It's icky.
Anyway, just watch your ass, literally.
In the end, both paranoid schizophrenia and
irritable bowel syndrome are treatable,

Chinese: 
还有呢
你在JaguarCD机上大便的时候看起来就像正相反
粪便又厚又粘
你脸上的表情似乎表明你苦于排便困难
好像你便秘了
仔细检查样本（至少我能调查的网络视频的样本）之后
说明胃里的东西消化不良
这些症状让我担心你可能患有炎症性肠病
准确的说，是克隆氏症
但没有亲自检查的情况下，我不能百分百肯定
但小心点，好吗？
Fistula：体表上皮细胞与内脏或深层组织之间形成的病理性管道
你可不想让病情发展为肛门和瘘管堵塞
就是肛门脓肿和阻塞腺体感染
这很讨厌
不管怎样，注意你的屁股
最终，偏狂型精神分裂症和炎症性肠病都是可以治疗的

English: 
but you should get that treatment immediately, Nerd.
Or not, I mean we've all been laughing at your physical and
mental illnesses for the past 8 years, and it seems to have
made you quite successful sooo, I guess you can keep going with it.
But at the very least,  you now know
what's going on.
If you didn't already.
So take that information and use it as you see fit.
And out here in the web-o'verse. Just rest assured
that one Theorist is paying attention to you.
But hey,
It's  just a theory,
A game theory!
Thanks for watching!
Welcome back to the 'SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT'
Where last week Mega Man 2 took the cake, followed closely by Mega Man 3.
Thanks for not surprising me guys,
And Mega Man 8? C'mon, c'mon really??
REALLY?
Ugh
[sigh] Whatever.
In honor of the nerd today's question:
what is the worst game EVER?

Chinese: 
但喷神，你应该马上接受治疗
过去的8年里我们都因你的身体和精神疾病而开怀大笑
是它们奠定了你的成功
所以，我想你可以保留这种疾病
但至少你现在知道了你出了什么问题
所以把这些信息合理利用
再此之外，请放心，有一个理论家在关注你
But hey,
It's  just a theory,
A game theory!
Thanks for watching!
欢迎回到“超级结尾锦标赛”
上周《洛克人2》获得了冠军，《洛克人3》其次
感谢你们没让结果太惊人
《洛克人8》？这是真的吗？
唉，算了
为了致敬喷神，今天的问题是：
哪款游戏是史上最烂游戏？

Chinese: 
选项有：
CDi的塞尔达、雅达利《E.T.》、《超人64》和《大货车极限竞赛》
有太多烂游戏了，我不能全都做成投票
所以请在下面留下你的评论，投票选出有史以来最烂的游戏
下一集我们就会知道你们认为哪个游戏是热气腾腾的屎
A nerd nerd nerd, nerd's the word.
A nerd nerd nerd, nerd is the word

English: 
Ranging from Link's CD-I Adventures and E.T. for the Atari to Superman 64 and Big Rig Racing.
There's so many to choose from, I can't leave it to click.
So leave a comment below to cast your vote for the worst game ever
and next episode we'll find out which one you thought was the #1
steaming turd.
[to the tune of bird is the word]
A nerd nerd nerd, nerd's the word. A nerd nerd nerd, nerd's the word.
A nerd nerd nerd, nerd is the word
[upbeat outro]
