>> James: ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP
PAJAMAS.
OKAY, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A NICE
SET OF PJ'S, YOU KNOW?
GETTING DRESSED UP TO TURN IN
BUT IN THE LAST YEAR THEY'VE
TAKEN ON A WHOLE NEW MEANINGS.
PAJAMAS IN 2019, COZY LITTLE
PANTS I PUT ON BEFORE I GO TO
BED.
PAJAMAS IN 2020, THIS IS MY SKIN
NOW.
PAJAMAS IN 2020, THIS IS MY SKIN
NOW.
IAN, IAN IS ONE OF OUR
INCREDIBLE HEAD WRITERS, LAUREN
AND IAN.
I FEEL I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS
IS IAN'S BIT.
(LAUGHTER)
SO FAR WE ARE OUT OF THE GATES
BIG, IAN.
NEXT UP IS THE CRYING EMOJI,
WHEN YOU USE IT IN 2019 IT MEANT
SOMETHING WAS SO FUNNY YOU
MR. CRYING LAUGHING, IN 2020 IT
STILL MEANS YOU ARE CRYING
LAUGHING BUT THOSE TURNS OF
LAUGHTER QUICK LEIGH TURN INTO
VERY REAL TEARS AND STAY THERE
FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES.
>> THEY ARE LOVIN' IT.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOUR
IPHONE 3 TIME REPORT, IN 2019,
FOUR HOURS A DAY, IN 2020 SHOW
38 HOURS A DAY.
>> WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN TIME,
REG, WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN TIME S
IT BIG.
>> YOU MEAN HOW MANY HOURS PER
DAY.
>> James: YEAH, WHEN YOU
CHECK, YOU CAN CHECK THE SCREEN
TIME, RIGHT.
>> LET ME CHECK IT, I WILL GET
BACK TO YOU.
>> James: CHECK IT NOW.
>> Reggie: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
GO INTO SETTINGS.
>> James: IT AIN'T LIVE.
>> I DON'T HAVE IT TURNED ON,
SORRY, APOLOGIZE.
>> James: I'M 3 HOURS 57
MINUTES.
IAN, WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR
SCREEN TIME.
>> I WILL TELL YOU THIS, IT IS
NOT 38 HOURS A DAY CUZ THAT'S
TOO MANY HOURS FOR A DAY, THAT
IS WHY THAT JOKE KILLED.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, COCKTAIL
HOUR, CORK TAIL HOUR IN 2019,
COCKTAIL HOUR WAS BETWEEN 5 AND
6 P.M
IN 2020, IT IS NOON SOMEWHERE
BRO.
THE NAME KAREN.
IN 2019 THE BEST NAME FOR A FUB
AUNT.
IN 2020, THE WORST NAME FOR ANY
PERSON.
I FEEL FOR KARENS.
>> Reggie: I DO.
>> James: DON'T YOU?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: WHAT DID THEY REALLY
DO COULD BE ANYONE, PAMS MUST BE
BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF.
I HONESTLY THINK THAT, PAMS
EVERYWHERE ARE LIKE WHOOO, THERE
BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I.
VACATIONS.
IN 2019 A VACATION MEANT A
BEAUTIFUL WEEK IN WINE COUNTRY.
IN 2020, EATING A HOT POCKET IN
YOUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD.
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IN 2019,
HE COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY
WORSE.
IN 2020, HA HA, WE WERE
ADORABLE.
WHAT ABOUT RANDOM HOOKUPS.
RANDOM HOOKUPS IN 2019, THAT WAS
FUB.
WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER SPEAK
AGAIN.
IN 2020, THAT WAS FUN, WE'RE
MARRIED NOW.
