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so i ate a pigeon
audience loved the pigeon word
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i ate a pigeon and it started barking in my stomach
then i farted a parrot sound
but then i started feeling pigeon wants to get out
so i was hoping that i will shit a pigeon for the 1st time in my life
but i didnt eat it for the 1st time this was the 2nd time i ate a pigeon
but i didnt shit a pigeon the first time it was something completely different
so i was hoping i will shit a pigeon this time
so i shat...
a thermometer
i know its weird right
this is based on a true story
audience:once more
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ok i'll do it once again
but short version
so i ate a pigeon
then i farted a parrot
then i shat a thermometer
i wanted to know how a pigeon can convert to thermometerism in my stomach
so i bought a pigeon
and started observing  it
waiting for it to convert
but it didnt
so now im sure
that my stomach has powers
(in this scene im thinking if peacocks watch harry potter)
(i think audience can hear my thoughts)
(because im pretty sure that joke wasnt funny)
(but they laughed at my thought)
wait did i say peacock in the last subtitle
i thought we were talking about pigeon
man both start with p now im not sure if i ate a pigeon or peacock
(audience is dying laughing with this relatable stuff)
so(smooth segue)
there was a pigeon once
ok i know im obsessed with that pigeon
but this is a different pigeon
(thats why i used the segue)
(why would i need a segue if it was the same story)
this pigeon was different
you cant eat it
because it was venomous
if you eat it
you will go to space because of the venom
pigeon venom has powers man
what do you think elon musk is smart
no he has too many venomous pigeons
rockets and spaceships are just hoax
pigeons are the real shit
shit pigeon or peacock
i almost solved the theory of relativity with this theory
but forgot pigeon or peacock
we have so many letters
can we use  different letters for these life changing species
so that smart people like me can solve space and time problems with ease
(audience agrees with me)
like call pigeon and seacock
then everyone would be living on the sun by now
but no its peacock and we are still on earth
lets change the world together
peyton is seyton from now on
anyway lets get back to my story
i ate a pigeon farted a parrot
dont forget the best part
i shat a thermometer
(they still love it)
i dont know how its possible
i think i ate a thermometer pretending to be a pigeon thats why i shat a thermometer
(you're thinking "or peacock")
(we solved that issue in last subtitles its seacock now pls catch up i know its too smart but just think a little)
what im trying to say is
whats the point of life
why are you still watching(or reading)
maybe you're thinking i will say something smart by the end of the video(or subtitles)
no i wont its all stupid stuff
pigeon & peacock is a myth
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