- I'm Bret.
- I'm Ash.
- Intro's out of the way.
- [Both] Let's drink.
(mellow funk music)
- Hello
and welcome to Let's Drink.
And today, we're going
apocalyptic themed
with Travis and Andie
from Bunker Buddies.
- [Both] Hello.
- So do you guys wanna
tell us about your show?
Your podcast?
- Um well, we are
amateur preppers
and professional comedians,
so mostly our show is funny
and it's not really gonna help
you survive the apocalypse,
but we try.
- But we try.
- [Andie] We make an effort.
- [Ash] You give good tips.
- [Andie] Yeah.
- Good tips.
- I would say that my favorite
episode we ever did was
the cannibalism episode.
- [Andie] Oh yeah.
- [Travis] 'Cause that's when
- I learned that Andie Bolt,
wouldn't take very much
for you to revert
to cannibalism.
- Definitely not.
It is--
- Don't go on a
camping trip with her.
- No.
- This close to
cannibalism all the time.
- Travis won't eat anybody.
- No.
- [Andie] And I'm like, well
- [Trevor] You say that like,
- "Can you believe this guy?
He won't eat anybody."
- I'm not saying I'm
gonna kill somebody,
but like if it's the apocalypse
and somebody dies and their
meat's just gonna go bad.
- If you look to your left
and you look to your right
and you don't see food,
you are the food.
- Oh no.
- [Ash] Alright, the
first drink is called
Judgement Day.
- [Andie] Ooh.
- [Travis] Oh boy.
- [Travis] Oh boy.
- [Ash] It's got a
little bit of everything
- [Ash] including Everclear.
- [Travis] Oh boy.
- Oh Jesus.
- I'm sorry.
- Does this have
hairspray in it?
I'm pretty sure--
- It does smell
like it, doesn't it?
- I'm pretty sure this
has hairspray in it.
- I wanna watch
Andie drink it first.
- You can clean a
wound with this.
- I want you to drink it first.
- Here we go.
- I love--
I love watching
Andie react to stuff.
(slurping)
(cheering)
- Nice.
- Oh god, it makes me happy.
- No, no, I was trying to do
a funny taster thing and I--
It's not ok, guys.
- Oh god, it burns.
It's really burning.
- It is.
- You have to--
- It has 151, so
that's the burn.
- Oh, 'cause it's burning
like all the way down.
I can feel it like in my lungs.
That's not normal, right?
- Are you having a
heart attack, Travis?
- I might be.
Oh, oh.
I can smell burnt toast.
Is that normal?
Listen, I love booze,
but this is rough.
I don't like it.
- Drink one, already
broke Travis.
- I don't like it.
- [Ash] Alright.
- I was really excited 'cause
I really love drinking.
- You were talking
- [Brett] a big game.
- [Travis] I'm a big fan.
- [Andie] Yeah, Trav--
- [Travis] I love drinking.
- I'm a big fan,
but this is oof.
- Yeah, Travis was like,
"I'm just gonna
like everything."
- Well I'm not--
I'm not normally very critical.
I like really terrible stuff.
This is not ok.
This is like a angry drink.
This is something my
grandmother would drink
because what does she
gotta worry about, nothing.
- Nothing.
So, ok, so Travis,
let's start with you.
What would you rate this?
- Five out of five.
(laughing)
Well ok, I'll start
with mouth feel.
I'm gonna say mouth
feel is like a two.
It's very smooth, but it burns.
And then, oh god, taste, flavor,
a one.
- You know, it's
already grown on me.
- [Ash] Oh!
- Like a fungus.
Don't--
- [Ash] You look like a giraffe.
- As long as I turtle it.
So flavor.
Flavor, we're gonna
go with a one.
- You know, on flavor,
I'm gonna give it a four.
I like it.
- Oh really?
- Yeah, you're almost done.
- I know, I'm crazy.
It's growing on me.
It's really growing on me.
And on mouth feel,
it's very smooth,
so I'm gonna give
it like a three.
- Yeah, flavor, two
'cause it's not great.
Mouth feel, like one
'cause it's just like
drinking like soda syrup.
And no thanks.
- This does taste
like a T-1000's nuts.
(laughing)
- [Travis] The next
drink is Apocalypse Now.
- [Ash] And it
looks pretty nasty.
- You've broken me,
- [Travis] like two drinks in.
- [Ash] I'm sorry.
- This looks terrible.
- Oh, it smells awful.
- Oh god!
- Oh no!
- Ok, are you guys ready?
- [Bret] What is it?
- Ok.
- [All] One, two, three.
- Oh!
- Blech!
- Oh my god!
- I'm not doing that.
- Andie Bolt!
- [Travis] You look at me.
- [Ash] You gotta.
- I will not look at you.
- You drink that drink.
- I am not drinking that drink.
- Drink the drink.
- It's a disgusting drink
and I'm not drinking it.
- Do you remember
in that last drink
when I said that
the real problem
I have with mouth feel is
when something's really grainy?
This was like drinking
wet, gross sand.
- Yeah...
- This is the flavor
of after you throw up
before you throw up.
- Oh yes!
Yes, you nailed it!
That is it!
- So, uh, definitely I think
this is zero across the board.
This is, um--
The flavor is disgusting
because you can really
taste the vermouth
and the mouth feel
is vomit worthy,
so definitely Apocalypse
Now, Apocalypse Zero.
- This is zero on flavor.
- You sound so broken.
- When I signed up for this,
I was like,
"Let's drink some beers."
And--
(laughing)
- "We'll have a good time!"
- Yeah.
- "Hang out with friends."
- This has fallen so far.
- You just like watching
his body reject things.
- The good times.
- You don't look well, man.
- No.
- No, I feel like I've
thrown up and I haven't.
- This is how the zombie
apocalypse starts.
- This is solid zeros.
This is bad
and I hope none of you
ever, ever drink this.
- Please don't.
But if you do, send
us a reaction video.
- Yeah.
I'm gonna give it
zeros across the board.
- If you guys are rating
this with moustaches,
this gets the Hitler moustache
'cause it is evil and it's
terrible and no thank you.
Across the board.
- Across the board.
- Two Hitler 'staches.
- [Travis] One for each.
- [Andie] One for flavor,
- One for mouth ease.
- Is one of them Johnny or--
- Johnny Hitler?
His brother?
- Johnny Hitler?
- No, I was gonna say Chaplin,
but I fucked it up.
(laughing)
- [Andie] For our next drink,
the Southern Bound Meteor.
Meteor.
- And uh, there's a
little cherry in there.
It's beautiful.
- Oh.
- Oh no.
(coughs)
- You know what, I like it.
- Check?
Thank you.
- Is it three out of
three so far, Travis?
- Well, ok.
- Three out of three?
- It's very cinnamon-y.
- Yeah.
- I'm not a fan.
Well I was not a
fan of the cinnamon,
this is a drink to me that
like if you served at a bar,
especially like an
apocalypse-themed bar,
- [Andie] Oh yeah.
- This would be super popular.
- Yeah.
So Andie?
- Yes.
- What would you rate this one?
- I'll give this one a five
out of five for mouth taster
and a flavor--
- That's not--
- Five out of flavor navors.
(laughing)
I give it--
- Mouth feel.
- I give it a--
- Flavor.
- I'm just gonna
put question mark.
- Mutton chops.
Two mutton chops and one--
- Fu Manchu.
- Pedophile.
Fu Manchu, thank you.
I was running--
My head was blanking on
other kinds of moustaches.
- You're doing great.
I would say flavor-wise, three.
Because it wasn't my cup of tea,
but if someone
handed it to drink,
I wouldn't be turned off.
And mouth feel,
I'm gonna say five
because I actually
really like the cherry.
I like having a
thing at the end,
when it's like you drank it
and not you got a thing to--
Like an olive in your martini.
- It's interactive.
- I like that idea.
I like that idea of like there's
some kind of garnish.
I like it.
- I like that
conceptually this one is--
- Yes.
- Hit it out of the park for me.
- Yeah.
- Flavor-wise,
that was alright,
that was like a four.
I like cinnamon.
It's, you know,
enjoyable.
The cherry, I don't know.
I don't like things in my drinks
that aren't liquid and--
- I agree.
- That was the thing.
But yeah, so like two
because it wasn't--
it was not as bad as
the thing we had before.
- Nothing ever will be.
- Nothing ever will be,
but this was--
This is ok.
- Ok.
- Cinnamon,
cinnamon.
I'm gonna give it a three, three
'cause it stayed on target.
- [Bret] The final drink is
the Mayan.
- [Ash] The Mayan.
They had their own apocalypse.
- Well, no.
- Too soon, Ash.
Too soon.
- Too soon?
Sorry.
Woah, this is interesting.
- This is refreshing as shit.
- Wow.
- I love the smell of the--
There's like coffee
beans on top.
- Yeah, ok, that's interesting--
- It's got chunks.
- It's got coffee on top,
but it's a really fruity drink.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it was nice until
I bit into one of those.
- You've got a real--
- He hates chunks.
- Listen, I hate the gritty,
like grainy thing of the
whatever the milky
shot we took was,
but this is pleasant.
- This is--
No, the drink is delicious
and then I chewed on some coffee
and now I'm drinking
the delicious drink
with sand in my mouth.
- No, you just
gotta crunchy buddy
that comes along with you.
- Crunchy buddy, I love it.
- A crunchy buddy who's like,
"I'm also here."
And you're like, "Oh, hey, man."
It's like you're
going to a party
and you see all your
friends and you're like,
"Great." And they're like,
"Oh, who's that
guy? Oh he's great,
I didn't expect him to be here,
but I get along with him."
- Did you know crunchy
buddy's here? Oh, man.
- Oh my god, crunchy
- [Travis] buddy's here.
- [Ash] Oh my god!
- [Trav] I never see that guy.
- [Ash] Crunchy buddy!
- I'm enjoying this immensely.
- I like this drink.
I'm gonna give
this a four, four.
- The flavor of the
anything below the coffee
is definitely a four.
Mouth feel, like a two.
- Mouth feel, five.
Taster, five.
- I'm gonna say flavor, a five.
I really liked the coffee
and fruit combination.
And this is a drink I
think I would drink.
Mouth feel, I'm gonna
say like a three.
Only because if I were sitting
at home trying to get drunk
and you gotta strain
through your teeth,
so you don't choke
on coffee grounds.
- Lightbulb, what if
instead of a salted rim,
you did a coffee bits.
- Now that I like.
- Innovation.
- Nailed it.
- So the winner for today--
- [Andie] Winner.
- Is probably the Southern
Bound Meteor then, right?
- Oh see, for me, my per--
Ok, my personal is the Mayan.
- I like--
- I like the Mayan too.
- Taste-wise.
- Yeah, I'm the only
hater on this drink
and I even thought
it tasted good.
- [Ash] So then the Mayan.
- [Bret] Mayan.
- Thank you for watching.
Please make sure that you
check out Bunker Buddies
and you can check
them out on iTunes.
- You can go to iTunes
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We're a member of the
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- And make sure
you check out Bret
who does all the
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- Yeah, you can
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at Bread, the food,
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- [Andie] Like and subscribe.
- [Ash] Right here.
- [Andie] Comment
- [Travis] Right here.
- It's here.
- It's over there, maybe.
- Woah.
- What's that up there?
Nothing, there's
nothing up there.
- We have all sorts
of nerdtastic videos
and we have a cooking show,
we have video game parodies--
- What?
- I know.
- What don't you have?
- I don't know.
- A thumbs up at the bottom
which you can give them.
- [Andie] You can give.
- [Ash] Yeah.
- Yeah, thumbs up.
- Thanks for watching
and we hope you survive
your apocalypse.
- Cheers.
- [Ash] Cheers.
- [Bret and Ash] It sucks.
- [Brtt, Ash and
Travis] It sucks.
- [Travis] It sucks, yay.
- [Ash] Yeah.
