Each afternoon, there's nothing as suitable
As tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful
While outside is sending me crazy
I'll be your Thorn, if you be my Macy
Go, Go, Go, Go (x6)
Go, Go, Go, Daytime T.V!
Amber is a scammer from the wrong side of the tracks
She's been sneaking round with Deacon
He wants her and his baby back
But she's married now to Rick who is an unsuspecting victim
Rick's mum, Brooke tried to warn him
But he didn't want to listen
Hey, Brooke and Deacon are now lovers
But in direct retaliation
To Rick and Amber's marriage,
Deacon married Rick's relation
And in this sick and twisted world where
 blood appears as thin as water
Deacon's wife is Rick's sister Brigitte
And therefore, Brooke's daughter
Each afternoon and there's nothing as suitable
It's tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful
We'll get up late and have a 3pm brekky
I'll be your C.J. if you be my Becky
Go, Go, Go, Go (x2)
Go, Go, Go, Daytime T.V!
Eric, Ridge and Thorn have all been married to Brooke
But of the Forester men
It's on Ridge that she's hooked
Ridge's marriage to Brooke met it's inevitable failure
He's been happily married twice now
To a woman, named Taylor
But Brooke wasn't happy with the simple separation
She says; 
"I'll get that guy, I've got drive and determination"
It's come to Stephanie's attention that her intervention
Will see to the prevention of Brooke's bad intentions
This plot is lacking some counter attacking
When they write Macy back
And she'll send that bitch packing
Go Ricki (x8)
Go Ricki  (x8)
(Jerry)
I've got a-I've got a love strong and mutual
Every afternoon, with the Bold and the Beautiful
So many plots and so many issues
Some days we have to use a whole box of tissues
I've never known a love deeper or greater
Than taping each episode to watch again later
I don't think it's bad or unusual
This sacred love of the Bold and the Beautiful
Go, Go, Go, Go (x6)
Go, Go, Go, Daytime T.V!
I Hope I get my period soon
Well that'd be great, I just can't wait
I'll be over the moon
I hope I get me rags today
Periods yay, periods yay, periods yaaaay!
