Hey who wants to hear some exciting news, what's up? This weekend, I got us four seats on the Vomit Comet.
No, you lost me at vomit. You lost me again at comet and to be honest, I was on the fence at us.
Yeah, I can't go either. Penny's dad is visiting from Nebraska and I haven't seen him for a while.
Oh, that's nice. You guys get along. I forget, Howard does your father-in-law still hate you?
He doesn't hate me, just disappointed that I'm not any other man on the planet
That's how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman
Well, these two are out there goes our guys weekend. Okay, so let's make it a couple's weekend
I'll bring Anu, you'll bring Bernadette. I'm not sure Bernie would like it. Maybe I'll invite Stuart or Bert. Oh, go with Bert.
He's huge. It'd be fun to watch him float around.
Like that time the underdog balloon got away at the Macy's parade
Hey, would you mind if Raj and I went away this weekend? It's important for you two to keep the spark alive.
No, just the bachelor party I'd planned I thought we'd do it anyway
Kinda I mean Sheldon and Leonard couldn't make it so Raj invited on you and I asked Stuart.
Wait you invited Stuart before me. Well, actually I invited Bert before Stuart but I don't know why I just told you that
Because I know you you don't want to float weightless in an airplane I
Love doing crazy stuff like that Bernie. You got sick from the teacup ride at Disneyland.
We were still in line
Thursday it's the Big Bang's final season and you're gonna want to see it all that's what you're sleeping in
Oh, you want me take it off only ten episodes are left and nothing makes sense anymore
Had to get out of the apartment. My wife kept trying to have sex with me
been there
Let me read my comic book damn
Big bang's final 10 countdown starts CBS Thursday
