
Chinese: 
2015年9月，全世界對一件事陷入瘋狂
那就是「披薩老鼠」
這隻小小齧齒動物的意義因人而異
有人看到努力追夢的自己
有人批評紐約地鐵骯髒噁心
而對某些宅宅，也就是我來說
我看到史林特扛著一片點心回去慰勞忍者龜
翻譯/陳怡歆　校正/鮮奶　時間軸/晶讚傳播
各位網友大家好，歡迎收看遊戲…
不是遊戲理論，而是電影理論
這是我第一次念錯
各位網友大家好，歡迎收看電影理論
唯一在一集影片裡談論鼴鼠人、放射性同位素
以及兒童電影的網路頻道
不信是嗎？

English: 
It was September of 2015 and the world fell in love...
with Pizza Rat.
This determined little rodent served as a symbol of many things to many different people.
Some saw themselves, struggling with dreams so big they seem impossible.
Others saw a reminder of how gross New York City's Subway is.
And for the nerds of the world, A.K.A. me,
I saw Splinter, carrying home a snack for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
*Film Theory Theme*
Hello Internet! Welcome to Game...
Ha ha! It's not Game Theory, It's Film Theory. Ha ha ha!
That's the first time i screwed it up.
Hello Internet! Welcome to Film Theory
The only show on the internet that can talk about Mole People, radioactive isotopes
and kids movies, all in a single episode.
Don't believe me?

English: 
It was September of 2015 and the world fell in love with pizza rat.
This determined little rodent served as a symbol of many things to many different people.
Some saw themselves struggling with dreams so big they seem impossible.
Others saw a reminded of how gross New York city subway is.
And for the nerds of the world AKA me , I saw Splinter carrying home a snack for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Hello Internet and welcome to Game Theory .. Haha its not Game Theory its Film Theory
Ha Ha Ha that's the first time I've screwed it up.
Hello internet,  welcome to Film Theroy
The only show on the internet that can talk about mole people , radioactive isotopes and kids movies all in a single episode.

English: 
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
And so it goes, another summer
another go around with everyone's
favorite radiation infused superhero
no, the other one
no, the OTHER other one
Who is that?!
Okay, let me be more specific here
everyone's favorite superhero who
was doused with radioactive chemicals .
Ahhh! it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ok! though
it is worth mentioning that the TMNT were
originally meant to be a parody of
Daredevil: the devil of Hell's Kitchen.
Why?
To protect the kitchen.
I can totally see the resemblance there
since the nineteen eighties this
franchise has been cranking out comics,
cartoons, live-action movies, action
figures, and breakfast cereals and
nothing has been able to stop it, not
even megan fox's acting. and yet, I have
a confession,
in all that time I still can't figure
out the proper occasion to use the word
"cowabunga"
one day, one day, this longevity is doubly
impressive when you consider that the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has to be
one of the weirdest most far-fetched
concepts ever.

Chinese: 
我接受這個挑戰
開始吧，又過了一個夏天
大人小孩都愛的受輻射汙染的超級英雄
不是這一個
這個也不對
這是誰呀？讓我說清楚一點
是受放射化學物質汙染，大家都愛的超級英雄
好啦，我說的是忍者龜
我得特別提到，一開始忍者龜
其實是地獄廚房區的惡魔：夜魔俠的山寨版
-為什麼你要這麼做？
-為了守護地獄廚房
兩者的確有共通點，自1980年代起
這部作品就接連推出漫畫、卡通、真人電影
公仔和早餐脆片，勢如破竹
連梅根·福克斯糟糕的演出都阻止不了
不過我有話要說
一直以來，我都不確定什麼時候該喊出
「咖挖幫咖」
總有一天我會學會的
這部作品能歷久不衰，實在令人匪夷所思
因為忍者龜可說是有史以來
最荒誕不羈的創作概念

English: 
Don't believe me? Challenge accepted.
And so it goes another summer another go around with everyone's favorite radiation infused superhero.
No the other one.
No the other other one.
Who's that?
Okay let me be more specif here.
Everyone's favorite superhero who was doused with radioactive chemicals.
ARGH! Its the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Okay?
Through it is worth mentioning that the TMNT where originally meant to be a parody of dare devil.
The devil of Hell's kitchen.
'Why?' 'To protect the kitchen.'
I can totally see the resemblance there.
Since the 1980's this franchise has been cranking out comics , cartoons , live action movies , action figures and breakfast cereals.
And nothing has been able to stop it.
Not even Megan Fox's acting.
And yet I have a confession, in all that time I still can't figure out the proper occasions to use the word 'Cowabunga!'
One day , one day.
This longevity is specially impressive when you consider the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has to be one of the weirdest most far fetched concepts ever.

English: 
I mean really, sit there and think about it four giant mutated turtles raised by a super intelligent rat.
In the sewers under New York City , become pizza loving  crime fighting ninjitsu masters
who befriend one of New York Cities most noteworthy television reporters.
Who just so happens to be totally cool with keeping the biggest news story ever a complete secret.
Seriously April O'Neil where is your Journalistic integrity you've got like eight Pulitzer prize winning stories here.
Radioactive dumping , super mutants , animals that can talk ,  the existence of aliens , a ninja crime syndicate run by a cheese grater.
Take your pick!
Anyway, the mini MatPat that lives inside my heart desperately wants the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be real.
So today we're going to explore how possible these things really are.
And yeah , you may laugh but hey anything can happen in New York.
Fist fights between cartoon characters . Happened!
Boba Fett playing the accordion. Happened!
Mutant reptiles in the sewers, may have happened.
Because believe it or not theres a pretty convincing argument to be made that all the ingrediants

English: 
I mean really sit there and think about
it for giant mutated turtles raised by a
super-intelligent rat in the sewers
under New York City become pizza
loving, crime-fighting ninjitsu
masters who befriend one of New York
City's most noteworthy television
reporters who just so happens to be
totally cool keeping the biggest news
story ever a complete secret
seriously April O'Neil where is your
journalistic integrity?!
you got like eight Pulitzer
prize-winning stories here;
radioactive dumping, super mutants,
animals that can talk, the existence of
aliens, a ninja crime syndicate run by a
cheese grater!
take your pick! anyway the mini-MatPat at
that lives inside my heart desperately
wants the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
to be real so, today we're going to
explore how possible these things really
are.
and yeah,  you may laugh but hey anything
can happen in New York: fist fights
between cartoon characters: HAPPENED
Bobafet playing the accordion: HAPPENED
mutant reptiles in the sewers: may have
happened
because believe it or not,
there's a pretty convincing argument to
be made that all the ingredients to

Chinese: 
我是說真的，想像一下，四隻變種巨龜
由超智能老鼠養大，隱身紐約市下水道
同時熱愛披薩、打擊犯罪、精通忍術
還是紐約市知名新聞記者的友人
對方剛好也很上道
願意保守這個天大的祕密
說真的，艾波·歐尼爾
妳的新聞誠信到哪去了？
這條新聞肯定能讓妳贏得普立茲新聞獎
放射性廢棄物、基因突變
會說話的動物、外星人
由起司刨絲器運作的忍者犯罪集團
好歹選一個報導吧
總之我心中的小派特
衷心希望忍者龜真的存在
因此今天我要來探討這件事的可能性有多高
想笑就笑吧，不過在紐約市什麼事都有可能
發生過卡通人物互毆
也出現過拉手風琴的波巴·費特
有變種爬蟲類躲在下水道也不是不可能
信不信由你，一項有利的證據指出

English: 
making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
might exist in the sewer systems of New
York. oh now before you go blowing up the
comments, let's all take a breath for a
second address question 1 no I'm not off
my medication but thank you for your
concerns and number two
no of course i'm not claiming that the
teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
obviously this whole universe is about
as fictional as again is there a
nunchuck wielding Terrapin who's going
to save you from being module using a
tease slang in downtown Manhattan sadly
no with giant mutated piece eating
turtles beneath the city malabon go
we're gonna find out
did I do it right now huh
one day one day let's start off pretty
simple is it possible that turtles like
the ones we see in Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles could be in New York City
this one's easy yes according to the
tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles comic book series specifically
volume to issue number 18 the ninja
turtles are of the red ear slider
species fun fact in the wake of the
first TMNT movie released in 1990
England was flooded with so many

Chinese: 
所有創造出忍者龜的材料
很可能就藏在紐約的下水道系統中
在你留言酸爆我之前
麻煩先深吸一口氣
首先，我有吃藥，謝謝關心
再來
我當然不是主張忍者龜真的存在
顯然這個宇宙沒虛幻到那種程度
真的會有鑽紋龜揮舞雙節棍，說著台詞帥氣登場
從曼哈頓下城區跳出來救你脫離險境嗎？
恐怕沒那麼好
但說到隱身城市下方
愛吃披薩的巨大的變種烏龜呢？
咖挖幫咖！這可難說了
我這樣喊對嗎？不對？
有一天我會學會的，總有一天
先從簡單的開始吧
在忍者龜中出現的那些烏龜
是否真有可能存在於紐約市？
這題很簡單，答案是有可能
根據忍者龜的漫畫情節
尤其是在漫畫第2卷第18期
說到這些烏龜屬於紅耳龜
巧的是1990年首部忍者龜電影上映時

English: 
to making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might exist in the sewers systems of New York.
Huh ho oh now before you go blowing up the comments, lets all take a breath for a second.
To address question one , no I'm not off my medication but thank you for your concerns.
And number two no of course I'm not claiming that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real.
Obviously this whole universe is about as fictional as it gets.
Is there a nun-chuck wielding terrapin whose going to save you from being mugged
while using eighties slang in downtown Manhattan, sadly no.
But giant mutated pizza eating turtles beneath the city , Cowabunga! We're going to find out!
Did I do it right? No?
[Sigh] One day, one day.
Let's start off pretty simple, is it possible that turtles like the ones we see in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could be in New York City?
This ones easy, yes.
According to the Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book series
specifically volume 2 number 18 the ninja turtles are of the red-eared slider species.
Fun fact , in the wake of the first TMNT movie released in 1990,

English: 
red-eared sliders as pets for children
that they became an invasive species
that clogged up the waterways
so yeah in an ironic twist the creation
of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
actually increase the likelihood that
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could
exist and that my friends is life
imitating art. now to an outsider it
might seem like the only place in New
York City that you're going to find a
turtle is in a zoo or at the bottom of a
suspicious bowl of soup but in fact
there are red eared sliders living wild
in the middle of Manhattan with in
central park there's a large pond where
Turtles congregate that is plainly named
the turtle pond. according to the central
park conservancy, there are five turtle
species living wild inside that pond the
most numerous of which is none other
than the red-eared slider and red eared
sliders aren't like betta fish that you
buy one we can flush the next these
little guys can live between 50 and 70
years so they're bound to be some
teenage turtles and mix check that one
off the list
ok so big deal the right kind of turtle
is found in new york city but can you
find them in the sewer system again

English: 
England was flooded with so many red eared sliders as pets for children that they became an invasive species
that clogged up the waterway, so yeah in an ironic twist the creation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Actually increased the likelihood that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could exist.
and that my friends is life imitating art.
Now to an outsider it might seem like the only place in New York City that your going to find turtle is in a zoo or bottom of a suspicious bowl of soup.
But in fact there are red eared sliders living wild in the middle of Manhattan.
Within Central Park there's a large pond where turtles congregate that is plainly named the Turtle Pond.
And according to the Central park conservancy there are five turtle species living wild inside that pond.
Most numerous of which is none other than the red eared slider.
And red eared sliders aren't like beta fish that you buy one week and flush the next.
These little guys can live between 50-70 years, so there are bound to be some teen aged turtles in the mix.
Check that one off the list.
Okay so big deal , the right kind of turtle is found in New York City but can you find them in the sewer system?
Again, it's an easy yes.

Chinese: 
英國興起了一股給孩子養紅耳龜當寵物的旋風
導致這種烏龜成了入侵物種
下水道都被牠們堵住了
沒錯，反過來說，忍者龜的出現
反而提高了忍者龜真實存在的可能性
朋友呀，這就是生活模仿藝術
對外行人來說，要在紐約市裡看到烏龜
唯一的地方似乎是在動物園或在謎樣的湯裡
不過事實上，曼哈頓中心就有許多野生紅耳龜
這些烏龜聚集在中央公園的池子裡
甚至池子就以此命名為
「烏龜池」
中央公園管理處指出
池中共有五種野生烏龜
最大宗的莫過於紅耳龜
而紅耳龜可不像鬥魚
不想養了就丟進馬桶沖掉
這些烏龜的壽命從50到70年不等
所以有些年輕烏龜存在肯定也不奇怪
證明結束
不錯嘛，在紐約市裡找到正確的烏龜品種了
但下水道裡也有牠們的蹤跡嗎？
答案仍然肯定

Chinese: 
相關媒體在1990年報導指出
紐約下水道常見烏龜
大者甚至重達23公斤
我知道你們可能會反駁
在每一部忍者龜真人電影中
都看到忍者龜和史林特居住的地下空間很寬敞
但下水道不可能這麼舒適
不過再把電影看得仔細些就不難發現
烏龜們可能是住在其他地下空間
在第一部忍者龜真人電影中
艾波·歐尼爾在地鐵月台上遭大腳幫打劫
拉斐爾將壞人擊退
並將昏迷不醒的艾波帶回忍者龜基地
有趣的是，他是沿著地鐵隧道往下
雖然觀眾看到烏龜明顯是沿著下水道管線移動
但卻沒有其他證據指出
牠們的基地鐵定位於下水道
其實說牠們身在廢棄的鐵路隧道裡還比較合理
這些隧道的活動空間較大
較不受淹水影響，也比較不會臭氣薰天
紐約地下的廢棄火車隧道
可以住人的例子比比皆是
最有利的證據莫過於2000年的紀錄片《Dark Days》

English: 
it's an easy yes the associated press
reported in 1990 that turtles are
commonly found in New York sewers with
some large ones up to 50 pounds in
weight tell some of you might argue that
in each of the live-action Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles movies
we've seen the turtles and splinter
living in fairly spacious underground
dwellings and that nothing like that
would even be possible in the sewer
system but a closer look at the movies
suggest that Turtles might live
somewhere else underground in the first
live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
movie April O'Neill gets mugged by the
foot while she's waiting on a subway
platform Rafael fight them off carrying
a knocked-out April back to the turtles
hideout, but interestingly he gets there
by going down the subway tunnel and while
we see the turtles and what are clearly
sewer and drainage pipes there's nothing
there to indicate that their home base
is necessarily in the sewer
instead it would make more sense for
them to be around an abandoned train
tunnel these tunnels are going to make
much better living quarters, much less
susceptible to flooding and much less
likely to reek of poop
and there's plenty of proof that people
can survive in the abandoned train
tunnels under New York. one of the best
pieces of evidence would be the two

English: 
The Associated Press reported in 1990 that turtles are commonly found in New York Sewers.
With some large ones up to 50 pounds in weight.
Now some of you may argue that in each of the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies
we have seen the turtles and Splinter living in fairly spacious underground dwellings.
And that nothing like that would even be possible in the sewer system.
But a closer look at the movies suggests that the turtles may live somewhere else underground.
In the first live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, April O'Neil gets mugged by the foot while she's waiting on a subway platform.
Raphael fights them off carrying a knocked out April back to the turtles hideout.
But interesting he gets there by getting down the subway tunnel.
While we see the turtles in what are clearly sewer and drainage pipes there's nothing there to indicate that there home base is necessarily in the sewer.
Instead it would make more sense for them to be around an abandoned train tunnel.
These tunnels are going to make much better living quarters , much less susceptible to flooding and much less likely to reek of poop.
And there's plenty of proof that people can survive in the abandoned train tunnels under New York.

English: 
thousand documentary dark days which
shows an entire underground community
for the homeless in an abandoned train
tunnel it's sequestered it's roomy and it can even
get electricity sometimes and it's
not like this is a unique thing either
there are literally dozens of unused
underground tunnels and train stations
sprinkled throughout New York City
therefore it's plausible that the
teenage mutant ninja turtles can find a
subterranean hide out that not only fits
their needs but keeps them in the
shadows
you know it's the new movie is out of
the shadows anyway at this point we've
got teenage turtles of the right species
who could be living under New York but
now for the question that thousands of
middle schoolers have asked for ages can
a turtle eat pizza?
yes
red-eared sliders are omnivores and will eat
pretty much anything
cowabunga was that right? one day...one day
so we have teenage turtles in the New
York sewers who eat pizza
what's left? well mutants and ninja and
since we can't have them learning
ninjitsu until they're walking on two
legs and wielding a bo staff

English: 
One of the best pieces of evidence, would be the 2000 documentary 'Dark Days' which shows an entire underground community
for the homeless in an abandoned train tunnel, its sequestered it's roomy and it can even get electricity some times.
And it's not like this is a unique thing either there are literally dozens of unused underground tunnels and train stations sprinkled throughout New York city.
Therefore its plausible that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could find a subterranean hideout that not only fits there needs but keeps them in the shadows.
You know since the new movie is out of the shadows.
Anyway at this point we have teen aged turtles , of the right spices who could be living under New York.
But now for the question that thousands of middle schoolers have asked for ages.
Can a Turtle eat pizza?
Yes!
Red-eared sliders are omnivores and will eat pretty much anything.
Cowabunga!
Was that right? One day.... [sigh]
So we have teen aged turtles in the New York sewers who eat pizza.
What's left?
Well, mutant and ninja.
And since we can't have them learning ninjutsu until their walking on two legs and wielding a bow staff.

Chinese: 
刻劃無家可歸的人們
在廢棄的鐵路隧道裡形成地下社群
不僅隱密、空間充足，有時甚至還有電可用
而這也不算什麼新聞
廢棄的地下隧道和車站
散布在紐約市各處，多不勝數
因此忍者龜能在地底下找到合乎需求
同時讓牠們藏身陰影中的蝸居之處
也不無可能
懂我的哏嗎？
最新的電影就叫《忍者龜：破影而出》
總之我已經找到可能生存在紐約地下
正確的烏龜品種了
現在來回答存在於國中小屁孩心中已久的疑問
烏龜真會吃披薩嗎？
答案是肯定的
（證據）
紅耳龜是雜食性動物，什麼都吃
咖挖幫咖！
我有念對嗎？總有一天…
總之紐約下水道的確有嗜食披薩的年輕烏龜
還剩什麼問題？
變種和忍者
但在學忍術前
首先要學會兩腳站立和拿棍棒

English: 
Let's look at the mutant part of the equation.
So what do we know about the mutations that  the fictional turtles experienced?
We get a fairly clear explanation in the second feature film, 'The Secret of the Ooze'
Here's what Professor Perry says about the TGRI ooze that caused the turtles to mutate.
' An unknown mixture of discarded chemicals was accidentally exposed to a series of radiated waves
and the resulting ooze as you put it was found to have remarkable but dangerous mutiagenic properties.'
Alright I'll forgive the fact that Dr science here uses the made up word  mutinagenic he means mutagenic .
And instead focus on the idea that the turtles where exposed to some radioactive toxic waste,
and this caused them to grow to there incredible size.
So is there any real world proof that radiation plus organism equals giant? Indeed there is.
In the years following the Fukashemia nuclear disaster in Japan in 2011
There have been numerous reports of very strange wildlife in the waters of the coast.
For example here's a picture of a normal wolf fish

English: 
Let's look at the mutant part of the equation.
so what do we know about the mutations
that the fictional turtles experienced.We
get a fairly clear explanation in the
second feature film with the secret of
the ooze
here's what Professor perry says about
the TGRI ooze that caused the turtles
to mutate. "an unknown mixture of
discarded chemicals was accidentally
exposed to a series of radiating waves
and the resulting ooze as you put it was found
to have remarkable but dangerous
mutinagenic properties
all right i'll forgive the fact that dr.
science here uses the made-up word
mutinagenic, he means mutagenic and instead
focus on the idea that the turtles were
exposed to some radioactive toxic waste
and this caused them to grow to their
incredible size
so is there any real-world prove that
radiation plus organism equals giant
indeed there is
in the years following the fukushima
nuclear disaster in japan in 2011 there
have been numerous reports of very
strange wildlife in the waters off the coast
for example here's a picture of a
regular wolfish and now compare it to

Chinese: 
先來看看變種這個部分
我們對忍者龜經歷的變種了解多少？
在第二部真人電影《忍者龜II》中
解釋得相當清楚
以下是佩里博士對TGRI黏液
造成忍者龜變種的解釋
一堆未知的化學廢料混合物
意外暴露在一連串放射波中
導致後來你們接觸到的黏液
包含強大而危險的「基變」特性
好吧，我允許科學博士使用一個新創字
「基變」，意思是基因加上突變
重點是這些烏龜接觸到某種放射性有毒廢物
導致牠們變得很大隻
究竟有沒有現實中的根據
能證明生機體碰上輻射就會變大呢？
還真的有
2011年日本發生福島核電廠事故之後
附近海域相繼傳出發現怪奇生物的消息
舉例來說，這是正常的狼魚

Chinese: 
而這是2015年在離岸捕捉到的巨型變種狼魚
殺了牠！用火燒了牠！受死吧，惡魔之子！
不過說真的，要是在壽司餐廳裡
我還是會把這東西吃下肚
有的人可能會說，難以證實這隻巨型狼魚
的確是放射性物質的變種產物
但請想想，福島周圍水域中的輻射劑量
可是超過合法限制2500倍之多
這可不是個小數字
看看這傢伙的身體多不成比例
不過話又說回來，總不會真的有某種核能輻射
滲進紐約市的下水道系統吧
我是說，誰會笨到在美國人口最稠密的城市
數英里內蓋核能發電廠？
1970年代就是有人這麼笨
印度角發電中心是個
設有三座反應爐的巨型核能發電廠
蓋造於曼哈頓下城區58公里處
自1974年開始運作

English: 
and now compare it to this giant mutated wolf fish, caught off the coast in 2015.
ARGH!
KILL IT!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
BURN YOU DEMON SPAWN!
But seriously I would eat that in a sushi restaurant any day.
Now some might claim that it's hard to prove that this nightmarish wolf fish was defiantly a product of mutation
caused by radioactive material but when you consider the fact that the water near Fukashima feature radiation counts over 2500 times the legal limit.
It's a pretty likely culprit, especially considered how out of proportion parts of its body are.
But still its not like there's some source of nuclear radiation leaking into New York City's sewer system, right?
I mean who would be dum enough to place a nuclear power plant just a few miles away from the most densely populated city in America.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ahhh the 1970's  that's who.
Indian point energy center is a large three unit nuclear power plant that was built about 36 miles away from midtown Manhattan.
And opened its doors in 1974.

English: 
the picture of this giant mutated 
wolfish caught off the coast in 2015
UGH KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! BURN  YOU DEMON SPAWN!
but seriously I would eat that in a
sushi restaurant any day. now some might
claim that it's hard to prove that this
nightmarish wolfish was definitely a
product of mutation caused by
radioactive material but when you
consider
the fact that the waters near fukushima
feature radiation counts over 2,500
times the legal limit is a pretty likely
culprit especially considering how out
of proportion parts of its body are
but still it's not like there's some source
of nuclear radiation leaking into the
New York City sewer system right
I mean who would be dumb enough to place
a nuclear power plant just a few miles
away from the most densely populated
city in America. the nineteen seventies
that's who. indian point energy center is
a large three-unit nuclear power plant
that was built about 36 miles away from
midtown Manhattan and opened its doors
in 1974

English: 
While there hasn't been any major distastes at any point in its 40 year history.
In 2016, Yeah this year. It was reported that radioactive material from Indian point was leaking
into the ground water at a greatly accelerated rate.
How much more  radiation than normal you ask?
80% across the board.
And one well in particular showed a 65000% increase.
And the most prominent containment was tritium. A radio active isotope that's known to cause mutation.
So much for green energy, unless you like your energy green because its glowing from radioactivity.
Am I right?!
Ba Doom Ching.
So how would this affect New York City?
Indian point is located upstream of Gotham right on the banks of the Hudson river.
The same Hudson river that flows to the west of the Bronks and Manhattan.
Looks like the bodies of Mafia informants aren't the only thing polluting the Hudson these days.
Ba Doom Ching , again!
If those elevated levels of radtation somehow are able to make there way down to the Hudson river and into New York Citys water table

English: 
While there haven't been any major
disasters at Indian Point its 40-year
history, in early 2016,
yeah this year, it was reported that
radioactive material from Indian Point
was leaking into the groundwater at a
greatly accelerated rate
how much more radiation than normal you
ask? eighty percent across the board and
one well in particular showed a 65
thousand percent increase and the most
prominent contaminants was tritium a
radioactive isotope that's known to
cause mutations so much for green energy
unless you like your energy green
because it's glowing from radioactivity
am i right? badoomching! so much would this
effect New York City
indian point is located upstream of Gotham right on the banks of the Hudson
River the same hudson river that flows
to the west of the bronx and manhattan
looks like the bodies of mafia
informants are the only thing polluting
the Hudson these days
badoomching again! if those elevated
levels of radiation somehow are able to
make their way down to the hudson river
and into new york city's water table
that waste could end up anywhere
including in the sewers beneath

Chinese: 
雖然在印度角發電中心40年的歷史中
沒發生過嚴重災害
但在2016年初
沒錯，就是今年，印度角發電中心遭人踢爆
其實有放射性物質滲入地下水
且洩漏速度有越來越快之勢
你問比平常高出多少輻射？
整體高出80%之譜
其中一處水源更高達65000%
最顯著的汙染是輻射同位素氚
普遍認為是導致突變的元兇
綠色能源到此為止
除非你喜歡輻射造成的綠光
我說得沒錯吧？咚咚鏘
所以紐約市到底會受到多少影響？
印度角發電中心位於紐約市上游
就在哈德遜河河畔
同時哈德遜河流經布朗克斯與曼哈頓西側
我還以為最近汙染哈德遜河的
只有黑手黨抓耙子的屍首呢
咚咚鏘！如果這些高額輻射劑量
真的滲入哈德遜河，並流進紐約市含水層中
那這些核廢料就有可能存在於任何地方
包括曼哈頓地底的下水道

English: 
Manhattan for a few red-eared sliders fresh
out of Central Park
still I know this all sounds ridiculous
I mean sure the indian point energy
center opened up in the mid-nineteen
seventies which is exactly the right
time since the first live-action movie
was released in 1990 and then it
splinter says that the turtles are 15
years old
weird but that doesn't mean anything i
mean if the teenage mutant ninja turtles
were really real
we'd expect to see a sharp drop-off in
violent crime in New York City starting
around 1990 and... what?
what's that? that's exactly what happened?
Cowa f*cking bunga...
but hey that's just a theory...a film
theory!
aaaaaand cut.  welcome back to the super
amazing end card tournament! where,
Wow we have not done one of these in a
while it's good to be back
so today's question is a really simple
one, which turtle is your favorite
leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, or
Rafael. seriously, do people really like

Chinese: 
並汙染一群剛從中央公園逃出生天的紅耳龜
我知道這一切聽起來像無稽之談
沒錯，印度角發電中心
的確是在1970年代中期開設
而1990年第一部真人電影上映時
史林特也剛好提到忍者龜年滿15歲
是很巧沒錯，但這不代表任何事情
我是說，要是忍者龜真的存在的話
紐約市的暴力犯罪
應該會自1990年代起直線下降對吧…
什麼？這是怎麼回事？
竟然跟我說的一樣？
去他的咖挖幫咖
不過，這一切只不過是理論，電影理論！
然後…劇終
歡迎收看超棒的卡牌錦標賽
好久沒做這個單元了，重操舊業的感覺真棒
今天的問題很簡單，你最喜歡哪一隻忍者龜？
李奧納多、多納太羅、米開朗基羅或拉斐爾？
說真的，有人喜歡拉斐爾嗎？
應該都是李奧納多和多納太羅的粉絲吧

English: 
That waste could end up anywhere. Including in the sewers beneath Manhattan for a few red eared sliders fresh out of Central Park.
Still I know this all sounds ridiculous.
I mean sure the Indian Point Energy Center opened in the mid 1970s.
Which is exactly the right time given the first live action movie was released in 1990.
And in it Splinter says that the turtles are 15 years old. Weird.
But that doesn't mean anything.
I mean if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were really real we'd expect to see a sharp drop off in violent crime
In New York City starting in around 1990 and.. Wha?
Whats that ? That's exactly whats happened?
Cowa***Bunga
But hey , That just a theory. A FILM THEORY!
Annnd cut!
Welcome back to the super amazing end card tournament!
Where wow we have not done one of these in a while. It's good to be back!
And today's question is a really simple one. Which Turtle is your favorite?
Leonardo?
Donatello?
Michelangelo
or Raphael?
Seriously do people really like Raphael?

English: 
Leonardo and Donatello all the way. Leonardo cause he has two cool swords, Donatello because his colour is purple.
Hey, no shame in a guy liking the colour purple.
Click on one to cast your vote and find out next week which turtle happens to be the Film Theory viewership favorite.
Turtle Power!
Next week a different take on some undersea action.

Chinese: 
李奧納多有兩把酷炫的忍者刀
多納太羅則因為牠是紫色
喂，男生喜歡紫色有什麼不對
選出喜歡的角色，投下神聖的一票
下週我們就會揭曉，電影理論觀眾最愛的…
龜甲神力英雄
下週主題是某種另類的水中動作

English: 
Rafael? Leonardo and Donatello all the
way. Leonardo because he has to cool
swords, Donatello
because his color is purple Hey, no shaming a
guy liking the color purple
click on one to cast your vote and find
out next week which turtle happens to be
the film theorists viewerships favorite.
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER!
next week, a different take on some
undersea action.
*music plays and finishes*
