NICK FURY: Fury here.
I need a Special Agent
for an important mission,
but not a superhero.
I need a real agent.
Agent Coulson.
 Put all S.H.I.E.L.D.
agents on high alert.
NICK FURY: First name, Phil.
COMPUTER: origin.
NICK FURY: This tried
and true S.H.I.E.L.D.
agent proves that you don't
need superpowers to be a hero.
 Call an [INAUDIBLE]
carrier now.
NICK FURY: You see, while I've
got my head in the clouds--
 Status report.
NICK FURY: Coulson's got
his eyes on the ground.
I've got him under
cover as the school
principal of Midtown High.
 Coulson?
 Acting principal Coulson.
Thwip thwip.
NICK FURY: You see, these kids
could use a little education,
a little guidance--
 You can settle
it in detention.
NICK FURY: And a
S.H.I.E.L.D. role model.
 Of course, I can handle it.
NICK FURY: Coulson may not be as
physically strong as the Hulk--
COMPUTER: Power bank.
NICK FURY: But don't let his
ordinary appearance fool you.
 I told you there was a lot
you didn't know about me.
Fencing champ, S.H.I.E.L.D.
agent training, year one.
NICK FURY: Agent Coulson--
 Please, call me Phil.
NICK FURY: Is my right hand man.
Bureau approved.
Go get 'em.
Fury out.
