We all have anecdotes from our childhood, school, university or work
And in more than one ocassion
Something super-random happened to us
That will remain saved in our memory for prosperity
Now imagine super-random events under the efects of alcohol
That's right "chikitin" we'll talk about that today
Bar Anecdotes
Because there's a lot to tell
And with consent from the protagonists
We'll go upgrading the intensity of anecdotes throughout the video
So stay until the end because its time for
Storytime
My 23rd Birthday
I was with my friends celebrating my birthday at the bar we always went
X came from having one of his many successful dates
What? You don't know who X is?
It must be because you haven't seen my video
"My friend who conquered any girl"
That I leave up here on tab for you to watch it
When you finish this video because I know you'll love it
But well, let's continue
Time passed and it was to continue in a disco
I was fine, until I stood up and when I left the bar
Everything started to spin around me 
(Should I say don't drink alcohol in excess or is it already understood?)
Yes, the drinks had hit me late
I sat down for a moment to regain consciousness
While I drank some water and watched memes
Until...
They appeared...
Ara ara, what do we have here?
Pretty little toy kiddo
Duc, hide your Iphone
Ah?
You've already lost, babies
Gimme everything and nobody will be harmed
Look, we don't want any trouble, we are already leaving
And who decided that?
Leave him alone!
Forget That
Release him!
Not until we take everything from you
2 days before my birthday, I had auto-gifted myself an Iphone 7
So Jorge and Sergio knew what I was about to lose
And there, in an act of pure altruism and excessive friendship
Jorge, got in the way of the struggle
With his phone out of his pocket as bait
In a kamikaze attack for them to leave us alone
Bro...
All for one
And one for all
Finally, she left with the bait
And we ran to take refuge to a safe place
Did you go to a police station to report him?
Did you run home? Useless
We went to another disco to continue
Nothing was going to stop our plans
And here starts the best part, I believe
Lose consciousness
We arrived at the disco and I wanted to make myself look as brave
"I'm fine, it's nothing"
And I drank excessively
So you'll imagine
I ended up asleep on a chair and only reacted to go the bathroom
And well...
Sergio, have you seen Ducfius?
He went to the bathroom some time ago
Let's go look for him
And well, they went to the bathroom and found me into a limbo between asleep and unconscius
Just sitting there
And...
Ahh, Duc, you're really messed up
Call your father and tell him you'll sleep in my house
I'll call him
Let's see Chikitin
Make your bets
What do you think that happened?
a) Duc called his father and spend the night at Jorge's house responsibly
b) He "magically" regain consciousness and went back to keep drinking
c) He made a fool of himself and put everyone into trouble
Hmm, C, are you sure?
Then let's go find out
Uh, Hi? Dad?
Breathe and tell him you'll stay at my house
Don't make him worry
I don't know what passed through my mind
It looked like I heard: "Say the first stupidity you can think of"
And well...
Ugh, help me
Sir, we are at Downtown Lima, I'll wait for you at San Martin's square
I'll give you my number for you to call me when you come for your son
And there I was
In automatic mode, in the middle of San Martin's square waiting to be pulled up and get home safe and sound
It's an extra to remind you that everything in excess is harmful
But well, this is part of the "Perdition" phase I talked about in Ex-Girlfriends 2
So I hope you understand the context
And if you don't then I'll leave the video up here in a tab
Now let's go to the next thing
Until 6am of hesitation
Until 6am I keep up
Usually random fridays were random for the fact we started at the bar we always went and ending at any point at Lima
Our favorite, "Secret Garden"
And of course, we stopped partying at 6am so we had our respective downfall
Ughhh, I'm already hungry
It's already 6am drinkers like fishes time for the downfall
There's a 24h McDonalds nearby, we can take breakfast there
I'll need more than a burguer to get satisfied
You're always wanting to take more, huh?
If you are peruvian, you know I talk about that McDonalds that's near Park Kennedy
And well, we went there for the downfall
And...
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Hi, we want three happy meals with extra big fries and the legendary pokemons
Aren't you too old for a happy meal with toys?
How am I supposed to be happy with a toy-less happy meal?
It makes sense, something else?
May the pokemons be shiny?
NO
You can imagine the scene
Staring at dawn as we ate burguers until the drinks did its thing again
I got Kyogre
And I got Rayquaza
You know what that means
Prepare yourself!
Kyogre use Hydro Pump!
Rayquaza use Hyper Beam!
We started playing as if we were kids to pokemon battles with toys in middle of a McDonalds
And it wasn't the first time something like that happened
Games for children
We were going out of classes and it was one of those days when we decided not to drink
Conversely, we wanted to take advantage of a 2 for 1 sale at Bembos
(peruvian fast-food place, like a McDonalds)
We went to one that was near Downtown Lima
They were about to close
But they kindly served us
And if you thought the fact that we weren't drunk would prevent us from doing stupid things
Then believe me that you're wrong
Oh my God, Imagine if we spent all the money we spend in drinks we spent it in food
Maybe, we would be truly, truly obese
I'm not going to lie to you, this was a good decision
Talking about good decisions
Have you seen that the games for children are free and there's nobody
Don't tell me that...
What are you thinking, Ducfius?
Well Chikitin, one more time let's guess
What do you think Ducfius will do?
a) He'll make a mix of sauces and will create the perfect sauce for his burguer
b) He'll get into the games for children in an irresponsible way
c) He'll tell the place's staff that they forgot to close the games for children
Hmmm, B? Are you sure about that? Let's see what happens
I'll go to the games, make sure nobody sees me
Are you serious?
Oh yes
That's right chikitin I entered to play into the children's area
And the day I live alone I'll have my own ball pit
But let's continue because the spiciness begins
Little Chinese
It was a common day at the bar we always went
We were drinking and chatting to pass the night until...
Guys, your beers
Beers?!
We haven't ordered more beers
Yet
Ehm, they're sent from the table of your front
Hey
What do you think?
I don't know, why would they send us this drinks?
It must be because of your "tuno" suit
Or for Ducfius and his "good boy" looks
I think we'll get into trouble
His friends are looking weird at us
That's true they look angry at us
The night continued and we couldn't avoid feeling attacked by the people who were with this sir's look
Until...
Hey guys, you aren't bothered by the beers I sent you or, are you?
No, at all, the thing is your friends look a bit angry
Ah, it's because they're jealous
Jealous?!
Ah yes, jealous of this, grr
Well done little chinese
Good one there Sergio
Stop it
Go there, make him fall in love man, free drinks
Come on Sergio, as if I was ever going to make a video telling this story (and that's what I call a betrayal)
And the night continued with tranquility to its end
We ended our last beer and...
Ah, guys, you're already leaving?
Yes, we're leaving
Ah, but it is still early guys
Yes, but we have classes tomorrow
Ah, guys, a versus of huayno between you and my guys for a box of beers
What do you say?
A Huayno versus?
For a box of beers?
Put me the pitch ma friend
At that moment we crossed views and we had flashbacks of all those times we danced huayno for an activity at school
So many training hours had prepared us for this moment
We had a lot to win and the challenge gave us the sufficient reason to stay
Not bad
But
It won't be enough
(Again, if you don't want to make a fool of yourself dancing drunk please don't exceed yourself drinking)
(Oh and btw, if you haven't noticed those are JoJo references, not huayno)
You believed you could defeat us
But when it's about beers
There's nothing that can stop us
Prepare yourself chikitin, because the anecdotes get even more spicy
Saved by a kiss
We were going out of the bar we always went with some friends
As sometimes we stayed until there was nobody left
We helped the owner to close the place
And we left
But one night we were attacked
Stop there guys!
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
Oh no
We're surrounded
Please no
Oh no
It looks like there's only one way to get out of this
Jorge, you don't have to sacrifice yourself
We are a team, all for one!
And one for all!
Leave it to me guys
Jorge: AKA "El Tuno", Quirk: Charming
Takes the attention of a multitude and gets to capture it with the charm of his words
And well, give us what you have if you don't want to leave harmed
Girls, there isn't any need to get agressive
We respect your job and understand your situation is difficult
As ours is
If it wasn't like that, we wouldn't drink until this hours without a reason
You don't have to make us remember that the world is cruel
Nyahhh
Wow, I don't know what to say
You don't need to, I understand you
We'll let you go if you give us a little kiss to each one of us
A little kiss on the cheek?
It sounds fair to me
Of course, I'll only ask for some help to my friends because you're a lot
Hey, could you hel...
Hey!, weren't you saying all for one and one for all!?
We're busy
You can do this Jorge
You're ungrateful!
(*Muack* Next one at the back)
Thanks to Jorge's sacrifice we could escape that one time
What's more
Tell me in the comments
Which is your most random anecdote?
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And now, let's continue
Making a bed
This happened a saturday when we partied at "Casona"
Everything was going well, until X, scared, interrupts us and...
And we ended up running like Naruto for our lives
Hahaha, a classic one
Guys, may we talk alone for a moment?
Don't worry bro, what happened?
We have a 33-12
Excuse us ladies, we have a mission
We'll be back in a minute, don't worry
At what moment did they changed their clothes?
Well the fact they're quick isn't a problem
We'll be back
And there were we, outside a bar trying to recreate a bed with our coats and a wall
Now what did you do?
I did nothing!
Then what happened?
My girl thinks I'm at home and she wants a photo of me sleeping
Can we leave and let him sink alone in his own disgrace?
Please, I came here for you!
Huhhh, ok, put yourself against the wall
Duc give me your sweater  and scarf
Sergio give me your jacket
And X take my hoodie as if it was your pillow
And well, it looks believeable
Stretch your arm and smile for the photo
Is it ok like this?
Perfect, let me edit this a little bit
And it's ready, you're at your bed sleeping
Wow, thanks a lot guys
Nothing of thank you
You put the drinks right now
And bear with us the downfall
Not that All for one and one for all!?
Do you want me to send the picture to your girlfriend without editing and with your location?
Ok, ok, I was only joking
And that's all for today chikitines
I am Ducfius
And I am Chiki
And I send you a 2D hug from the distance
Byeeee!
