Hey I'm Wes and I'm Tony and we're here because
we love bandwagons.
Have you heard of Patreon?
No?
Well don't worry about it, just put your credit
card into it.
You may be wondering how does Patreon work?
Nobody knows.
But it allows comic creators to keep making
strips about farts and butts and butts that
burp.
Do you mean fart?
I said exactly what I mean.
We've made this comic for close to 7 years.
And some of you are still reading it.
So we've decided to punish you.
Pow!
Right in the wallet!
Want to keep reading ASP strips?
Well you can, free of charge, just like always.
Although now you'll be wracked with the guilt
of knowing that now there's a convenient method
to compensate the people who once made you
laugh, but are now make you ache inside.
Or, you can start donating, or "Donatreoning"
less than a quarter per update to stay in
our good graces.
Think of it like a violinist playing beautiful
music on a subway platform and you can drop
a couple dimes in his or her gender neutral
hat to show your appreciation.
But that violinist is a drunk fat man playing
a symphony about burping butts.
Boys and girls can give us money.
Old people too!
So give us a quarter or we'll push you in
front of a train a train called GUILT.
And the tracks on the g-train baby, they're
ugly.
Ugly all the way.
Also, we have a bunch of cool rewards to compensate
you for accepting financial torture.
Every backer at the starting level gets a
subscription to the ASP fun pack, a monthly
delivery of every comic in a month, along
with top tweets, rejected comics, and more.
It's basically being able to subscribe to
AmazingSuperPowers and then some.
A real treat for the chronically LAZY.
There's a link to a sample one below.
And if we raise 400 an update, we'll replace
all the advertising on our site with pictures
of you, ugly ones, flattering ones, you decide.
If we raise 800 dollars an update we'll take
all that money to the Vegas of the East, Atlantic
City!
And bet all that money on black, baby.
No we won't.
Or will we!
No, no we won't.
Or will we!
No we won't.
Yes we will.
We, we won't.
We won't.
We will.
We will.
But seriously!
We have some really exciting side projects
in the pipeline, and this will allow us to
really focus on those.
ASP has been an adventure, it's been fun,
exciting, and we really appreciate you- I'm
bored.
