>> Jimmy: I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE 
A DRESS CODE, HUH?
>> YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY 
SNEAKERS.
>> Jimmy: I AM LOOKING AT YOUR 
SNEAKERS.
>> LAST NIGHT I SAID TO MY WIFE,
I'M ON JIMMY, WHAT SHOULD I 
WEAR?
SHE FAVGAVE ME SOME ADVICE.
THEN MY 17-YEAR-OLD SON SAID YOU
HAVE TO WEAR COOL SNEAKERS.
I'M ACTUALLY A SNEAKER ADDICT.
A NIKE SNEAKER ADDICT.
>> Jimmy: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
HOW MANY PAIRS OF SNEAKERS?
>> 50.
BUT I GIVE A LOT AWAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
>> 11 1/2.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PERFECT, 
THAT'S ME.
>> I HAVE SOME IN THE CAR.
>> Jimmy: WHEN I GOT YOUR BOOK, 
I WENT RIGHT TO THE INDEX TO 
LOOK UP MY MANAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AS I DO WITH ANY BOOKS.
AND I WAS TOUCHED PERSONALLY TO 
READ THE DEDICATION IN THE BOOK.
YOU WANT TO READ THAT ALONG WITH
ME, THERE, IT SAYS OF THE MANY 
DECISIONS I'VE MADE AS BOTH A 
BUSINESSMAN AND MAN, I'M MOST 
PROUD OF HIRING JIMMY KIMMEL, 
AND THAT INCLUDES PROPOSING TO 
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, WILLOW, 
JIMMY, YOU ARE MY PRIDE AND MY 
JOY.
I LOVE YOU.
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.
AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR 
THAT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> THE BOOK IS FROM THE HEART.
STARTING WITH THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY, 
WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF 
ROSEANNE, CAUSED YOU MORE 
HEADACHES THAN ANYONE IN THE 
LAST 15 YEARS.
WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S TRUE?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: AND I DID NOT MAKE THE
BOOK.
>> HERE'S WHAT I DON'T 
UNDERSTAND.
YOU'VE BEEN ON THE AIR 17 YEARS 
THIS JANUARY.
I'VE NOT BEEN ON THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE NOT.
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED TO BE 
ON THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO, YOU'VE NOT.
>> SO MAYBE.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING WE'RE
EVEN?
>> YES.
WE'RE EVEN.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF 17 YEARS, 
I DO HAVE YOU HERE, THIS IS MY 
DISNEY ID CARD FOR ABC.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU SEE THERE'S A 
LETTER ON THE BACK OF THE CARD, 
A LETTER N, WHICH MEANS "NO 
DISCOUNT."
SO, WHEN I GO TO THE DISNEY 
STORE NEXT DOOR, IF I GO TO 
DISNEYLAND, THEY'RE LIKE, 
FULL-PRICE CHURROS FOR YOU.
THANK YOU FOR THAT ALSO.
>> ACTUALLY, WE INCREASED THE 
PRICE.
>> Jimmy: YOU STARTED IN ABC IN 
1974.
>> 45 YEARS AGO.
>> I WAS THE ASSISTANT TO THE 
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT.
>> Jimmy: WHO'S LIKE THE BIGGEST
STAR YOU WORKED WITH WHEN YOU 
WERE A KID DOING THAT JOB?
>> FRANK SINATRA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A PRETTY BIG 
STAR.
DID YOU GET TO TALK TO FRANK 
SINATRA?
>> IT WAS ACTUALLY COOL.
ABC WAS DOING A LIVE FRANK 
SINATRA CONCERT FROM MADISON 
SQUARE GARDEN WHERE HE WAS 
NOIN 
THE BOXING RINK.
HOWARD COSELL INTRODUCED HIM.
AND I WAS ASKED AT SOME POINT TO
GET MR. SINATRA LISTERINE.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A 
LISTERINE STORE IN MADISON 
SQUARE GARDEN.
THIS IS 45 YEARS AGO.
AND FOUND LISTERINE, WENT TO HIS
DRESSING ROOM, KNOCKED ON THE 
DOOR, FELT LIKE I WAS ABOUT FOUR
FEET TALL.
AND A SECURITY PERSON, WHO WAS 
ABOUT TEN FEET TALL OPENED THE 
DOOR, YES?
I SAID I HAVE MR. SINATRA'S 
LISTERINE.
FRANK SINATRA APPEARS.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I TOLD HIM MY NAME.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
I WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN.
HE SAID WHAT DO YOU DO?
I GAVE HIM MY TITLE, GAVE HIM 
THE LISTERINE.
HE HANDED ME A FRESH $100 BILL.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> EVERYBODY THAT WORKED ON THE 
CONCERT GOT A GOLD CIGARETTE 
LIGHTER THAT SAID "THANKS, 
FRANK".
I SPENT THE $100 BILL IN LIKE 
FIVE SECONDS AND KEPT THE 
CIGARETTE LIGHTER.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY 
GOOD.
OH, YOU HAVE IT, YOU HAVE IT 
RIGHT HERE.
MAY I HAVE A LOOK AT IT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM FRANK 
SINATRA.
>> NEVER BEEN USED.
PROBABLY WORTH ABOUT $5.
I GAVE IT TO MY DAD.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> WHO WAS A BIG SINATRA FAN.
MY DAD DIED IN 2011.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT.
AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING IT TO ME, 
WOW.
SO NICE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
REALLY MAKES UP FOR THE 
DISCOUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU -- 
>> HOLD ON.
I'M PUTTING THIS IN MY POCKET.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID AN EVENT WITH 
OPRAH LAST WEEK, AND AT THAT 
EVENT, OPRAH SAYS SHE WISHES YOU
WOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
AND SHE SAYS IF YOU DID RUN FOR 
PRESIDENT SHE WOULD GO DOOR TO 
DOOR PASSING OUT LEAFLETS.
>> MM-HM.
>> Jimmy: WOULDN'T IT BE FUN 
JUST SO WE COULD SEE OPRAH 
PASSING OUT LEAFLETS?
WOULDN'T THAT BE A TREAT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS, BUT I WILL RUN 
FOR PRESIDENT IF YOU ALSO JOIN 
OPRAH.
>> Jimmy: IF I JOIN OPRAH?
OH, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY PASS OUT 
LEAFLETS.
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
I'LL MOW LAWNS.
IF DONALD TRUMP IS REMOVED FROM 
OFFICE, IMPEACHED, WILL YOU 
REMOVE HIM FROM THE HALL OF 
PRESIDENTS AT DISNEYLAND AND 
DISNEY WORLD WITH HIS ROBOT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> I THINK I'M ALLOWED TO PLEAD 
THE FIFTH.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE.
YEAH.
DID YOU HAVE ANY SECOND THOUGHTS
WHEN YOU WERE WRITING THE BOOK 
ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULD PUT IN 
THERE, WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT PUT 
IN THERE?
>> WELL, IT'S GLARING THAT 
YOU'RE NOT IN THERE.
I OBVIOUSLY MADE THAT DECISION.
>> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU'RE SAVING
THAT FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS.
>> I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK THAT
WAS ESSENTIAL LAY COLLY A COLLE 
LEADERSHIP LESSONS, I DID A FAIR
AMOUNT OF EDITING, 2,800 EDITS, 
FIVE DAYS BEFORE MY DEADLINE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WHO CAME UP WITH THE TITLE?
WAS THAT YOUR IDEA?
"RIDE OF A LIFETIME"?
>> IS IT A GOOD IDEA?
>> Jimmy: I CAME UP WITH SOME 
OTHER ONES.
MAYBE USE IT FOR THE NEXT ONE.
THIS ONE IS "I BOUGHT FOX AND 
I'LL BUY YOU TOO" "CROUCHING 
IGER."
SPEAKING OF C-3PO, AT THIS 
COUNTRY THAT IS DISNEY, THAT IS 
PRACTICALLY A COUNTRY NOW.
THE COMPANY'S WORTH ALMOST FIVE 
TIMES WHAT IT WAS WHEN YOU 
STARTED.
YOU BOUGHT MARVEL, PIXAR, 
LUCASFILM.
THERE'S SOME TALK YOU MAY BUY 
THE OCEAN.
I UNDERSTAND.
PACIFIC, PACIFIC.
>> IF THAT WORKS, WE'LL MOVE ON 
TO THE ATLANTIC, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: WE LOST SPIDERMAN TO 
SONY SOMEHOW.
AND THEN YOU GOT SPIDERMAN BACK.
HOW DID YOU GET SPIDERMAN BACK?
>> MIRACULOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: WAS TOM HOLLAND REALLY
A PART OF THAT CONVERSATION?
>> HE WAS, HE WAS.
WE HAD AN EVENT CALLED D-23.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND TOM WAS THERE, BECAUSE 
HE'S A VOICE IN A NEW PIXAR 
MOVIE CALLED "ONWARD" WITH CHRIS
PRATT, AND HE SAID SOMETHING ON 
STAGE.
AND IT WAS CLEAR THAT THE FANS 
WANTED TOM BACK AS SPIDERMAN.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT WAS.
>> MADE BY MARVEL AND OUR MARVEL
PRODUCTION TEAM.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND AFTER D-23, TOM REACHED 
OUT TO FOLKS WHO WORK WITH ME 
AND SAID CAN I PLEASE HAVE BOB'S
PHONE NUMBER OR E-MAIL?
OF COURSE I'M VERY PROTECTIVE.
AND I SAID SURE.
HAVE HIM REACH OUT TO ME.
WE SPOKE E A, AND HE CRIED ON T 
PHONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, DID HE REALLY?
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
IT WAS OBVIOUS HE CARED SO MUCH.
AND HE'S A GREAT SPIDERMAN, 
ISN'T HE?
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST 
SPIDERMAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> AND I FELT, I ACTUALLY, I 
FELT FOR HIM, AND IT WAS CLEAR 
THAT THE FANS WANTED ALL THIS TO
HAPPEN.
SO AFTER I GOT OFF THE PHONE 
WITH HEM IIM I MADE A COUPLE PH 
CALLS TO OUR TEAM AT DISNEY, AND
I CALLED THE HEAD OF SONY.
I SAID WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A 
WAY TO GET THIS DONE FOR TOM AND
THE FANS.
>> Jimmy: LIKE TWO DIVORCED 
PARENT COMING TOGETHER AND 
FIGURING IT OUT, AND THAT'S HOW 
IT HAPPENED.
>> THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
HE CALLED ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND I CALLED THEM.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, COMPANIES 
WHEN THEY'RE NEGOTIATING OR 
PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE NEGOTIATING 
WITH ONE ANOTHER, THEY KIND OF 
FORGET THAT THERE ARE OTHER 
FOLKS OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY 
MATTER.
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE SPIDER MEN 
AND WOMEN OUT THERE WHOM YOU 
HAVE TO THINK OF IN THESE 
SITUATIONS.
>> THERE'S A WHOLE PARKER FAMILY
OUT THERE.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BRINGING
THE PARKERS BACK TO MARVEL YOUR 
GOD INTENDED THEM TO BE.
BOB IGER!
AND WE'LL RETURN WITH MUSIC FROM
ANDERSON .PAAK AND 
SMOKEY ROBINSON.
