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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, 
EVERYBODY.
WHILE THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN
LAYING OUT A CASE THAT TRUMP IS
GROSSLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE, TRUMP
HAS BEEN FOCUSED ON HIS TOP
PRIORITY:  PROVING HE IS GROSSLY
UNFIT FOR OFFICE.
FOR INSTANCE, AT HIS PRESS
CONFERENCE TODAY, DONALD TRUMP
COLLEGES INCLUDING NORTH
CAROLINA AND NOTRE DAME HAVE
SUSPENDED INPERSON CLASSES.
>> MULTIPLE COLLEGES AND
UNIVERSITIES ANNOUNCED THAT THEY
WOULD SUSPEND IN-PERSON
TEACHING.
NOW, WE HAVE LEARNED ONE THING.
THEE IS NOTHING LIKE CAMPUS.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING WITH
THE TEACHER AS OPPOSED TO BEING
ON A COMPUTER BOARD.
>> Stephen: YES, IT'S VERY TOUGH
TO LEARN ON A COMPUTER BOARD
LIKE APPLE'S NEW iWOOD.
ONE INTREPID REPORTER ASKED THE
PRESIDENT ABOUT THE INSANE
RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY GROUP
CALLED QANON, WHICH THE F.B.I.
HAS CALLED A POTENTIAL DOMESTIC
TERROR THREAT.
HERE'S WHAT YOUR PRESIDENT SAID:
>> I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE
MOVEMENT.
OTHER THAN I UNDERSTAND THEY
LIKE ME VERY MUCH, WHICH I
APPRECIATE.
>> Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
"AND THAT IS MY ONLY MORAL
COMPASS.
IF YOU'RE A FAN OF ME, I'M A FAN
OF YOU.
ONCE AGAIN, LOOKING AT YOU,
GHISLANE MAXWELL.
YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
LADY.
WHATEVER IT WAS.
I DONT KNOW.
I'M NOT FAMILIAR."
THEN, THE REPORTER EXPLAINED
EXACTLY WHAT THESE FOLKS
BELIEVE.
>> AT THE CRUX OF THE THEORY, IS
THE BELIEF YOU ARE SECRETLY
SAVING THE WORLD FROM THIS
SATANIC CULT OF PEDOPHILES AND
CANNIBALS.
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING
YOU ARE BEHIND?
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T-- I HAVEN'T
HEARD THAT.
BUT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD
THING OR A GOOD THING?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF I CAN HELP
SAVE THE WORLD FROM PROBLEMS,
I'M WILLING TO DO IT.
I'M WILLING POPUT MYSELF OUT
THERE.
AND WE ARE, ACTUALLY.
>> Stephen: "I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, BUT
COINCIDENTALLY, WE ARE DOING IT.
I MEAN, SURE, 170,000 PEOPLE
HAVE DIED FROM COVID, BUT ASK
YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN EATEN?
PRACTICALLY NONE.
AND AS AMERICANS, THEY HAVE THE
PREEXISTING CONDITION OF BEING
VERY WELL MARK MARBLED.
JUST FALL RIGHT OFF THE BONE."
THEN HE WAS ASKED ABOUT OBAMA'S
SPEECH CRITICIZING HIM AT THE
D.N.C., AND HE DID NOT HOLD
BACK.
>> THE REASON I'M HERE IS
BECAUSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA AND
JOE BIDEN, BECAUSE IF THEY DID A
GOOD JOB, I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
AND PROBABLY IF THEY DID A GOOD
JOB, I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN RUN.
BUT THEY DID SUCH A BAD JOB,
THEY STAND BEFORE YOU AS
PRESIDENT.
>> Stephen: "TOTALLY THEIR
FAULT.
ALL OBAMA'S DOING.
HE MUST HAVE BEEN A PRETTY BAD
PRESIDENT FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE A
CORRUPT IDIOT LIKE ME THIS JOB.
BOTTOM LINE, WHAT I'M TRYING TO
SAY, IS I'M A PUNISHMENT FROM
GOD.
THANK YOU, OBAMA."
THE PRESIDENT ALSO GOT MAD AT
GODYEAR, THE TIRE PEOPLE, AFTER
A PHOTO OF ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEE
TRAINING SESSIONS SURFACED IN
WHICH GOODYEAR DEEMED MAGA HATS
UNACCEPTABLE IN THE WORKPLACE.
YES, STUDIES SHOW MAGA HATS PUT
EMPLOYEES AT HIGH RESK OF HAVING
THEIR YOGURT SPIT IN.
TRUMP SAW THE IMAGE, AND HE
TWEETED, "DON'T BUY GOODYEAR
TIRES.
THEY ANNOUNCED A BAN ON MAGA
HATS.
GET BETTER TIRES FOR FAR LESS.
THIS IS WHAT THE RADICAL
DEMOCRATS, THE LEFT DEMOCRATS
DO.
TWO CAN PLAY AT THE SAME GAME
AND WE HAVE TO START PLAYING IT
NOW."
SO NOW, TRUMP IS CALLING FOR A
BAN ON GOODYEAR, TO WHICH I SAY,
AMERICA'S WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
WE HAVEN'T HAD ONE GOOD YEAR
SINCE YOU TOOK OFFICE.
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM
WITH HIS BOYCOTT, AND IT'S
63,000 PROBLEMS.
BECAUSE GOODYEAR IS
HEADQUARTERED IN OHIO, WHICH IS
THE 2020 SWING STATE, AND THEY
EMPLOYEE ROUGHLY 63,000 PEOPLE.
STABLE MOVE, GENIUS!
YEAH, YOU GO AHEAD.
BOYCOTT ONE OF THE BIGGEST
EMPLOYERS IN A SWING STATE, AND
DON'T FORGET TO BOYCOTT IOWA
CORN, WISCONSIN CHEESE, AND
FLORIDA MESSCATERS.
A CRITICAL INDUSTRY.
THEIR TEETH ARE LIKE THAT.
TURNS OUT, THE PRESIDENT'S
BOYCOTT HITS CLOSE TO HOME.
THE PRESIDENT'S CUSTOM
LIMOUSINE, KNOWN AS "THE BEAST,"
IS OUTFITTED WITH CUSTOM
GOODYEAR TIRES.
WELL, I THINK YOU ALL KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS.
HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO TOSS THE
TIRES AND REPLACE THEM WITH GOA
BEANS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SENATOR
BERNIE SANDERS.
