(Music)
My maid is cleaning the bathroom so I can't take a SHOWER
When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order of the breakfast menu because I slept in till 2
Then I filled up on bread didn't leave any room for Tiramisu soup
Oh, no there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called my up on the phone what don't you know how to text?! OMG
I got first world, first world problems! (First world problems)
Ohhhhhhh First world first world problems!
(First world problems)
Ohhhhhh first world first world problems!
(Music)
I bought to many groceries for my refrigerator
I forgot my gardeners name I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fat forward commercials can't i'm watching live TV
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
Ohhhhh first world! First world problems! (First world problems)
(Music)
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
(Music)
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like any animail
(Music)
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
Ohhhh first world! First World Problems
(Laughs)
