*High Five Sound*
Top of the mornin' to ya' laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to "Please Don't Touch Anything"
which really stands for
"Please Touch Absolutely Everything"
Shit
I just remembered that he comes back
Okay we got an ending, so
Okay!
So I've been listening to some of the comments,
some of the CONSTRUCTIVE comments
'Cause a lot of the comments were like
"JACK!, I've seen somebody else play this before
and they were so much faster at it than you are
you're SO DUMB!"
First of all, of course you're going to think that they're faster at it because you're watching m..
You already know the solutions to a lot of them
so you're watching me do it again you're like,
"Oh my god just click the fucking thing,
CLICK THE THING OVER THERE, IT DOES A THING."
I don't know that,
it's my first time through it. And I don't wanna go looking up
cheats or anything like that. I don't wanna look at a guide
I might have to when it comes to the end if I really really can't do anything.
But for now I wanted to figure out on my own.
Umm, one thing I wanna to do was to mess around wi...button maniac.. ok
Okay
One thing I wanted to mess around what was the screwdriver again
because we have a
thing here that I haven't figured out
yet
and I have looked at some of the comments
I've looked at a lot of the 
comments who were trying to help me and
people to give me a solution that this
saying that, to look at these.
Which I imagine that these are like green, red, blue
So
wait what's 'a' then?
Oh, green-red-blue-blue.
Green-red-blue-blue.
ah there we go
I inverted it
Now we we made yin and yang
nice there's another ending! Awaiting
input?
Ah shit, no one told me about this
'cause this is one of the ones
people said in the comments they said
They said for the color one look at the "GRAB"
so that was a bit of a telling thing
these are- that's the only stuff i'm gonna use
I'm gonna try my best.
to figure out as much of it as I can 
through you and through my own brain.
I don't want to look up a walkthrough
waiting input so button
oh shit
Ah shit I have
I have to remember all the buttons that come up
Oh, you can just click on the buttons
until you get the one that you missed
I think
there we go haha
thank you for your- thank you for
cooperation
what did that say?
something sta- ah stanley.
what is this
*Papers please music*
AH PAPERS PLEASE
AH THE MUSIC
*sings the Papers Please theme*
I KNEW IT REMINDED ME OF PAPERS PLEASE
and people were like "theres an easter egg that you're gonna love" YOU GUYS!
aaah accept him?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
d-d-do I just restart?
oh that's awesome 
wait what happens if I deny him
oh cool
haha
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
GREATEST COUNTRY!
ah awesome
ah they got a little Arstotzka badge up here
thats fucking rad
YEAH, okay I really like this ok
I haven't tried what happens if I hit this a bunch
Does anything happen if I hit the 
restart button a bunch
oh shit
fuck
there we go press button to drop bomb. City boom!
what am I doing? Am I destroying the town?
Ok...
I'm running out of bombs
okay does this just keep going forever?
okay good
ok cool
Oh, no! Am I going to crash?
NOOOO!
Fuck! This is hard.
Much harder than it looks.
Can we go see the city boom again ?
come on
aaaah come on, Did I fail it again?
YA!! I did it
PLANE LANDED BABY!
Stage clear press restart.
To continue. You drop all bomb
did I get an ending for that
Yeah I got a-a-a plane thing.
These are not
ending though, I don't think
These feel like Easter eggs
Still haven't done- don't have ending 4.
ok I'm what else could we do. Umm
What this was? oh yeah!
The people told me that the reason I found this out
I find our place by sheer chance but people
told me that it was these are roman numerals
So 132231
Yea, its the same backwards
I... I...  can't belive I figure that out on
my own
ah, this
I want to see if I can reverse this
so I did right left left right so what if I do
right left left right
ok
left right right left?
Okay it does do somethin'
UFOS!
Oh sweet Jesus
*Laugh Laugh*
Oh fuck now... thats a bit over the top
So I have, 1,2,3,
4, 5, 6-7-8
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
So there's 11 left
but there's eight stickers left again
8,9,10,11 these could be
I don't know
WOAH!
What are you?
you need a key
Is that a keyhole?!
looks like a keyhole, I don't have a key
though
Ok, I can give you this
is there anything else I can use it on
BLUP
BLUP
BLUP
OH!
OHHHHHH!
THIS!
WHHAT?
OH! Wait! A hammer comes up as well right?
There we go
Um, hammer the button
yeah there's something
*Alternating Alarm*
Ohhhooaa
I did something badish I should'nt have not  done
*Alarm Alternating*
oh no I'm summoning the x-men
*Alarm continues*
oh I keep hammering the button
IS THAT A FETUS?!
OH do I have to beat the fetus with a hammer?
Oh, oh
oh it's like a fucking boss battle
Nice!
AH, cool
Haha
This is weird, why- Are you living in
the console?
Are you time baby?
are you the one who has been doing
everything to me?
Are you the cause of all of this?
Destroy them all, destroy them all.
OH! he's bleeding
Are you trying to restart!?
No time baby, no you cannot restart on me
AHHHH, I feel bad
*Silence*
the fuck was that?
*More Silence*
hello?
ok.? Oh I got an ending.
That was weird
what was that?
A 8367 what was this one?
oooo yes
here we go
one
two
four
three
*Clap*
you didn't lie. I'm just stupid
oh god I summoned a Black Hole
Whyyyyy? is that the - is that the -
the number for a black hole
That was awesome
But it only
Or I created like a wormhole
This is a black hole
but they look like a wormhole
Where it just opened up and swallowed again
it's like a portal
a black hole would destroy everything around it
Okay
left again
and I think I know what the other thing
is. Do this
ahhh 8367
I think I know what this is I think this
is the pentagram.
Another person pointed out that it's not a pentagram because it doesn't have a circle. a pentagram doesn't need a
A pentagram doesn't need a circle around it.
A pentagram is just a five
pointed star.
Made from five straight lines
I think
'Cause even when you 
Wikipedia pentagram there's no circle
around it because I use to think the same thing
So do I have to...
Make a star?
ohhhhh
'cause this says 666 on it
which made me think okay
there's something to do with the
pentagram than 666
Right underneath this panel
Of course it means the star
Or.. well
"Of course!"
but I can't seem to be able to do it
there we go
ok! Hey there... buddy
You ok?
Are you sure you feel all right?
You're freaking me out.
Okay I can't press anything. Did that give-
Oh that got me the full set of the starting endings.
Nice!
Papers Please uuh ending is my
favorite thing so far
That's so cool wait what did we get? The pentagram.
Yes!
Ok now we just have to figure out.
What...
This is
and this
I don't even know how I input into this
Uuuum
So what happens if I put 666 into this?
oh D4
D4
D4
D1 D4
OH that seems like it might be something
shiiiiiit
Cuz I already got the binary
Oooh I think there might be a key in that
ok wait
I'll just do this to 666.
I don't want to
But i might have to
ah god
I-I I'm not gonna make you sit
here and sit through the entire thing again *laughs*
Imagine if this doesn't lead to
anything
Or I accidentally slipped and hit the
red button by accident
That could very well happen so I'm just 
going to use one hand now
Uuuh  oh here we go
6..6..6
Oh thank god
oh no
Whyyyy, KEY!!
this makes music
Why? Come on!
What ones do I push?
I got any sort of inclination as to what
I push maybe just turn them all off
There's music playing though.
Oh crap when I got that other ending symbols 
showed up on the screen didn't they?
When I got the pentagram ending 
symbol showed up at the sides
Oh I didn't see them
I've no way of watching the footage 
back right now. I think..
One of them was an eye
and a key?
ok I pause my footage and went back to
look at it again
so it's hourglass, eye, key, waves
Please work,
Uuuh,
Eye,
waves, key
hourglass
that's not it!
You showed me what that was
Maybe I have to press them in sequence
'Cause this is the footage I just recorded
hourglass, eye, waves, key.
Hourglass, eye, waves, key
*quietly*
well fuck my life
Something do something
something do- Oh
Oh!!!
Ooo? Pisano Leonardo
who's Pisano Leonardo?
oh wait
God damn. Pisano Leonardo. Why
do I know that name?
Is he the Fibonacci guy?
Because I remember Tool have a song
-Tool are awesome by the way-
Tool have a song that has the Fibonacci sequence in it.
and I think I remember hearing that name when
I was looking it up
but how does that help me?
Does the Fibonacci sequence goes in there somewhere.
which is like- well it depends which 
Fibonacci sequence you work with
because it's 1,1
black and black
and
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be
yeah
it's like 1,1
or some Fibonacci sequence start with
oh wait
No.
nope I am at a fucking loss
oh wait
what if I
leave those on and turn off all the rest
There we go. Oh God!
Yay!
I got a happy little demons
Nice! Okay, 1, 2
3,4,5,6,7
7 left
oh can I get them on my own? who knows?
*singing*
have I got- I don't think I have done this one yet.
because I thought that this was this
But it turns out that this was this
so what is this then?
I need to- I still need to figure that out
I need to figure out what's behind this
how that works and figure out this
there's three endings.
*deep inhale*
whoa I might have to look up what they are.
I don't want to though
That would suck if I had to look
at a guide
Okay, I was going back to read the
comments and the last video to try and
see if there's any extra ones but all
the other ones I've seen so far
Are all ones that I already have so I might have to look up a walk-through.
Oh man. That fucking sucks.
Uuuum
"Please don't touch
anything"
uuuuuuh waaalk-through??
Guide!
that's what I should put in
Ok *sigh* sorry!
I don't like using guides feels
cheaty
But I got a lot of them on my own and with your help.
We only need 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.
We did all it all without 7 endings?
That's pretty good.
1,2,3,4, and we got
Almost all of these except 4
oh wait this one behind that as well
Pisano Leonardo I have to what figure out what that one is.
and can I control f Pisano? yeah
Paper for Pisano Leonardo will show up suddenly. Pisano is also known as Fibonacci.
Fuckin told you!
To finish this riddle enter the first 9 digits of Fibonacci in the keypad
what number keypad?
The first NINE digits?
But none of these have nine?
what
oh there we go
It went in.
So okay,
Okay, w-without that I I know what my 
Fibonacci sequence is
Wait can I just enter a bunch and then
replace them?
shit
*laughs*
ok fill it up first,
seven billion!
ok so its,
Wait the first nine, 1- again what's Fibonacci 
sequence are you using?
Some of them start with 0 and 
some of them start with 1
so
"black
and
white" are 2
"all I see" 3
"in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be"
8
"reaching out to me
let's me see" 8? again?
"there is so"
Oh God I have lost it now.
shit!
Man I thought I felt smart because I knew some of that
Again if you look up their song "Lateralus"
It has the Fibonacci sequence in it.
Like the lyrics to it.
Like the start of it at least. I don't think the entire song has that.
Alright they have it here
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13!??
"There is so much more in "
"beckons me"
*mumbles*
"to look through to these infinite possibilities"
No. 13! really?
God damn it!
Almost had it!
What the fuck is that?- Hail Satan!
that's cthulhu
it's squid monster
That's a Lovecraft reference
Coolers. I always had that one of my own.
God damn it. ok.
here's this one.
This one you will need to go back to the four number keypad
on the bottom of the screen 8367
ok oh so One equals two so 2, 1
and then twenty-one equals 
something so it's it's 1,2?
So it says the third read the second sequence it has 2,1
Oh I don't fucking know.
What's the answer?
ohhhh
I play a song
*listening to the music so he can copy it*
it's right left right middle left left
left middle right
I think.
Okay let's do this.
*victory laugh*
music man
I fucking know my music. I couldn't
figure out that-
I couldn't figure out that sequencing
I know I have a tutorial in front of me
but it didn't read that far ahead on that one
That was all me.
what except for actually getting the
pad up, that was the walk through.
But some of them I want to figure out my own
because there was a puzzle like that in Undertale as well.
I couldn't fucking
figure it out. Well I did
but I didn't figure it out that fast because the song was a lot harder and there was less
it was a bit- the controls were a bit weirdier.
ah that one I got my own. okay!
what's next
A lot of people are gonna be like "no he just looked at it up he has that that walk through in front of you
I know how it looks but I got that one
on my own damn it.
Not the numbers but the song.
uuuum.
Now set your device time to 11:59?
I actually have to change the clock on
my computer?
Ae you serious?
Really?!
Change!
It did something!
That lit up
Hallelujah baby
Umm
Wait until a ticket is revealed this ticket 
has some dots in it
They're all lined up
At least they were lined up they were 
all green a second ago
Do I just fucking sit here and wait?
This is lame
Like how would you ever get that without a guide?
There's absolutely-
well unless they have some sort of
cryptic clue.
How would i ever have known to put in 11:59?!
And no wonder he didn't get this one
because it was convoluted as fuck
The number three
The music thing I could get me on just by listening and memorizing
I don't know for the love of  fucking 
god was I supposed to guess the numbers.
it's fine it's fine it's fine
do you like my new chair by the way?
it's so comfortable!
I love it so much!
Come on!
You were lined up? Why didn't a ticket come out?
This ticket has some dots on it. Read it from the bottom up
The dot that comes out first.
Then input the dots into the 1,2, and 3 buttons
Fuck me!
Can I have a ticket?
Nothing happens!
Another hint is coming from the mirroring 
technique at the green board
where we'll be revealing a d4 upside the red grey button
Ooooooh
This lineup again I'm not getting a fucking ticket.
Oh is it because I went away from 11:59
My time changed again. I think
I think I'm reading this right. Its telling me to enter in.
B4, D1, D4 D7 and  F4
A, B, C, D, E
D, E, F
F 1 2 3 4 oh.
That didn't do anything
Oh! uh!
I put the thing in again and it
actually worked
what are you?
You're a diamond.
oh god how did they get the diamond last time?
yellow red blue blue yeah?..
I did that though
Ohhhhh
Make sure you get the 15th ending and
paid close attention to the funny words you know what.
I'm just beyond this right now
I'm beyond it
I'm beyond the cryptic-ness of this
bullshit!
Holy fuck I awoke the sandworm!
NICE!
Okay 4 endings left to go.
I entered 2001 in the number pad
Uuum Which 2001 Space Odyssey
And I think it wants us to spell Pluto
Poor Pluto
I want you to be a planet again buddy.
Pluto!
Yaaaah we got a key!
Does that go up here?
Maaaybe. Wait are you even a key?
It doesn't go in there. Where does it go?
I-I-I had to set my fucking thing to
daylight saving. So if you'd see
You're counting the dots
So there's two in the bottom one
Then we have 2 in second one,
Then we have 2 again. 22-
Three, one, three, 313
Yes! What is it?
Ohh its a big giant 
laser destroying the town
Oh ITS A DEATHSTAR!
ok
Fuuuuuu
Nice restart
What!?
Why do I have to play the bomby game again
I don't want to.
Ooo! One more. Do I have a chance?
Yes!
Oooh and he landed!
Is that it?
No, maybe I need to reset
here we go
Hey man!
Man!
I need to take a bathroom break stay here for a moment
what- wait what is this panel for
Ah, don't bother it's just coffee machine
And why is it so strange?
I don't know it just appeared here one day sometimes it shows ads on the screen
you can order
some coffee while I'm gone there's a red
button
ok but don't take too long
and I get coffee at the end we get some credits
Yaaay
we finally finished it
Oh God
some of them took absolutely forever
I'm sorry that I had to cut out a bunch of them as well
my camera stopped working
fucking piece of shit
Well it didn't stop working the battery just 
turned off which it shouldn't
because it's not designed that
way to do that kind of thing but
Umm so I had to give some of them but 
it's probably for the best because
they were so convoluted to get with some fucking
cryptic shit going on with numbers
that I have no idea where they got them and i
had to use a walk through at the end
I really didn't want to
I didn't want to use a walk-through I was going
Off myself and what you guys have 
told me in the last one
so
I tried my best
I tried my best on my own to get them,
naturally but sometimes you can't do that
but we have all of them now
The little town there in the middle gettin' all destroyed.
Nice!
Umm,
This game was cool I have no idea what it was all about
maybe this thing is a time machine, maybe
I was playing God maybe that little
village town in the background is even
real maybe it's just a game that i was
playing all this time we have other than
stickers are on the side
I don't know if I'd missed any because
there's some stuff like I got the Arstotzka
badge and then there's some 
missing over here
so I don't know, The Arstotzka one is my favorite one.
It was my favorite ending out of all of them.
That was awesome
okay well I'm gonna leave this video here
this game was really cool um
I'll leave a link in the description you can go off
and buy it for yourself but I don't-
I mean after you see all the endings, its kind
of hard to go off and play it again
There's nothing really extra to it but
See if you can remember them all
Because if I went back to do that would not be
able to remember everything I just did
but anyways,
thank you guys so much for
watching this video if you liked it
punch that like button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS
and high fives all around
*high five sounds*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND 
I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
THAT GAME SHOULD JUST BE CALLED PLEASE JUST TOUCH absolutely EVERYTHING that you see on screen
Instead of "Don't touch anything" maybe that's the point.
*quietly*
that's probably the point
