HERE WE'RE WITH MR. HOWARD
STERN, AUTHOR OF "HOWARD STERN
COMES AGAIN."
NOW, TRASHING ROSY WAS SOMETHING
YOU HAD IN COMMON WITH DONALD
TRUMP.
>> YEAH, WELL --
>> Stephen: OKAY, HOW MANY
TIMES DID YOU HAVE DONALD TRUMP
ON?
>> I-- I-- TOO MANY TO COUNT.
DONALD TRUMP APPEARS 11 TIMES IN
MY BOOK, AND IT'S A FASCINATING
LITTLE RIDE THROUGH THE BOOK
BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE DONALD
TRUMP ON-- AND I SAY IT IN THE
BOOK-- HE WAS MAYBE ONE OF THE
BEST-- TOP FIVE-- GUESTS OF ALL
TIME.
AND WHY?
HE WAS WILD.
I THOUGHT I WAS WILD.
HE WOULD COME ON.
HE WOULD START ASSIGNING NUMBERS
TO WOMEN AND EVALUATING THEM.
I'M LIKE, "IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?
WHAT IS HE DOING?"
>> Stephen: LIKE RATING THEM
ONE THROUGH 10.
>> ONE THROUGH 10.
YEAH!
I'M LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?
IT'S PRETTY WILD
( BOOING )
I'M GOING HOME.
>> Stephen: BUT IN YOUR MIND A
GREAT GUEST.
>> A GREAT GUEST BECAUSE HE
WOULD SAY ANYTHING THAT CAME
INTO HIS MIND.
HE WAS COMPLETELY UNFILTERED.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS
DAUGHTER WAS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE
WOMAN HE EVER MET AND HOW MUCH
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT.
WHAT'S WITH THIS CROWD?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON?
GIVE ME SOME OF IT.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT WAS WILD.
EVERY TIME-- IN THE BOOK YOU
READ HOW HE GETS IN ARGUMENTS
WITH THE "DAILY NEWS" GOSSIP
COLUMNISTS FIGHTING ABOUT A
WOMAN THEY BOTH HAD SEX WITH ON
THE AIR.
I MEAN, IT'S CRAZY STUFF.
SO THIS GUY-- EASY!
SO-- YOU KNOW --
>> Stephen: WHEN IS THE LAST
TIME YOU SPOKE TO HIM?
>> I SPOKE TO-- THIS IS SUCH A
LONG SAGA WITH DONALD.
I-- I-- HUH.
HE WAS CALLING ME ALL THROUGH
THE CAMPAIGN.
I DON'T MEAN ON THE AIR, OFF THE
AIR.
>> Stephen: FOR ADVISE VAES?
>> I THINK HE WANTED TO TOUCH
BASE.
HE WANTED MY ENDORSEMENT.
ANAND AS A DESCRIBE IN THE BOOK,
I'M A VERY BIG HILLARY CLINTON
SUPPORTER.
I LIKE HILLARY CLINTON VERY
MUCH.
 ( APPLAUSE )
AND, YOU KNOW, SO DONALD SAID,
"WOULD YOU PLEASE COME TO THE
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AND SPEAK
ON MY BEHALF?"
AND I WENT, "OH, MY GOD."
YOU KNOW, IT'S A WEIRD THING.
BECAUSE HERE A GUY IS ASKING
YOU-- YOU KNOW, WHO ASKS ME TO
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, VERY
NICE.
BUT I HAD TO FIND A WAY TO SAY,
"LOOK, I CAN'T DO THIS."
HE KNOWS I'M A HILLARY CLINTON
SUPPORTER.
>> Stephen: BEFORE HE CALLS
YOU, HE KNOWS.
>> YEAH.
AND I FIRMLY BELIEVED THAT
DONALD DID NOT WANT TO RUN FOR
PRESIDENT.
I DON'T THINK IT WAS SERIOUS.
I DON'T THINK HE WANTED TO BE
THE PRESIDENT.
I KNEW HIM.
HE HAD A GREAT LIFE AT
MAR-A-LAGO.
HE WAS RUNNING AROUND TOWN.
HE PLAYED GOLF.
HE HAD A GOOD TIME.
AND I REMEMBER-- AND I SAY THI
THIS-- THE FIRST TIME HE SAID,
"I MIGHT RUN FOR PRESIDENT," HE
PUT OUT HIS FIRST BOOK.
AND I KNOW SOME OF THE PEOPLE
INVOLVED IN THIS.
AND THEY SAID, "PRETEND LIKE
YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT,
AND YOU'LL SELL A LOT OF BOOKS."
AND HE DID IT, AND IT WORKED.
SECOND BOOK HE PUT ON THE, IT
WAS AGAIN, LIKE, FOUR YEARS
LATER, HE SAID, "I MIGHT RUN FOR
PRESIDENT."
AND, AGAIN, HE SAID, "OH, I'M
SELLING BOOKS, AND IT HELPS SELL
BOOKS."
SO WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?
HE'S ON "THE APPRENTICE."
THE RATINGS WERE GOING DOWN.
AND NBC WAS BALKING AT GIVING
HIM A RAISE.
SO WHAT DID HE SAY?
I'LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT, I'LL GET
A LOT OF PRESS.
AND I REALLY BELIEVE THAT
DONALD-- THIS WAS A GIMMICK TO
GET NBC TO RAISE UP HIS SALARY
AND TO KEEP "THE APPRENTICE ON."
>> Stephen: WELL--
>> AND I WOULD BET THE FARM ON
THAT, IF HE --
>> Stephen: WITH DONALD TRUMP
I HAVE FOUND, JUST SORT OF
FOLLOWING THE CAT, IF YOU'LL
PARDON THE EXPRESSION, FOR THE
LAST FEW YEARS, EVERYTHING YOU
THINK IS HAPPENING IS EXACTLY
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
HE IS SO SHALLOW YOU COULD NOT
GET YOUR ANKLES WET IN HIM.
>> WELL,UN WHAT THE FUNNY THING
IS--
 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I-- I--
FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I SAID,
"WAIT A SECOND.
IF I DO ENDORSE DONALD AND I GO
ALL IN, YOU KNOW, I SELL OUT MY
COMPLETE BELIEFS AND EVERYTHING
ELSE, I COULD POTENTIALLY BE THE
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME
COURT."
 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: NOT BAD.
>> OR, OR --
>> Stephen: I WOULD TRADE A
COUPLE FOR YOU, HOWARD.
>> OR THE HEAD OF THE F.C.C.,
WHICH PLAGUED ME MY ENTIRE
CAREER.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BAD.
>> OR AT THE VERY LEAST, I COULD
SEE THAT PLACE THEY CALL "CAMP
DAVID" WHICH THEY HIDE FROM THE
AMERICAN PUBLIC.
>> AND BELIEVE IF WE SAW TTHERE
WOULD BE A REVOLT IN THIS
COUNTRY.
BECAUSE I THINK THAT PLACE MUST
BE TRICKED OUT, AND WHEN YOU GO
THERE YOU'RE TREATED LOOK A
KING, AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES SHOULDN'T BE GOING
TO A PLACE CALLED CAMP DAVID.
HE SHOULD BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE
WORKING.
SO THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.
I WANT TO SEE CAMP DAVID.
I WANT IT LIBERATE GLD I HATE TO
SAY IT, WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
>> WE CAN'T GO COMMERCIAL BREAK.
>> Stephen: CAN WE GO
COMMERCIAL FREE?
THEY'RE TELLING ME YES.
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