♪ oh, have yourself a
professional Christmas ♪
♪ may your pens
be full of ink ♪
Wow! That is some grade A
tinselling, Cottonball.
You know it.
I hung it myself.
Mm-hmm. Hey, double M, how you
doing with the lights?
I'm helping make
Christmas bright.
Indeed. Hosts?!
Umm... we got the tree up.
Secure.
The stockings are hung by the...
TV with care, I guess.
Yes. Good work, my little
elves. Very good.
According to my 147 point plan,
this is going to be
the best Christmas ever.
Hey, everybody! Is everybody
ready for the show?
Whoa.
Is this an inside tree,
'cause I love inside trees.
Wait a minute.
You're wearing a
really, really
awesome sweater.
Thanks.
And it's really
sparkly in here.
What's going on? Why is it
so merry in here?
Well, Gary. A Orlando-planned
Christmas
is always sparkly
and merry derry.
Oh okay, but
what's a Christmas?
All: What?
Yeah, what's a Christmas?
I don't even know what that is.
Never heard of it.
[gasp] Gary?
Is this your first
Christmas ever?
I don't know.
Is it?
Okay, people!
This is not a drill.
We have got a first
time Christmaser.
Gary, I am going to
personally oversee
your very
first Christmas.
It will be joyful,
it will be merry,
it will be -- Tony!
What else will it be?
[stammering]
The best Christmas ever!
[cheering]
The best Christmas ever!
Alright Garinold,
lesson number one.
Decorations. Let's see
those ornaments, people.
Front and centre.
Uhh... I don't see
any ornaments.
Are you sure you didn't bring
them up from the basement?
[scoffs] Am I sure?
Of course, Victor.
I made a list.
I checked it twice.
That is the most Christmasy kind
of checking, did you know that?
Well, all these boxes
are definitely empty.
Although they're purr-fect
for playing in.
Weee!
Oh my goodness.
No ornaments.
No ornaments. No ornaments.
What are we going to do? Ohh!
What are we
going to do?!
Don't worry,
Mr. Orlando.
You'll figure it out.
You always do.
Yes, thank you, Victor. Okay,
stop panicking, everyone.
I will secure those ornaments.
It will be merry
securemas, everyone.
This problem just needs a clever
moose and a firm hoof.
I will find you,
ornaments!
Oh, you know what?
We all should go too.
We need to start the show.
Yeah.
Janaye: I really hope
 he finds those ornaments.
Do you need
help there?
If you could maybe grab
that end and help me.
Maybe if I just
pull this thing.
[whoosh]
Whoa!
[bells jingle]
 I okay!
That's good. Ooh.
Ooh, hey.
That's a shiny Christmas
treasure right there
if I ever saw one. Hmm.
♪ [theme]
Hey, guys.
Knock, knock.
All: Who's there?
Murray.
All: Murray who?
Murray Christmas,
everybody!
[laughter]
That was funny,
Tony. Oh!
That reminds me. It's time for
a holiday instalment of...
All: The Question Machine!
You send your holiday
questions to cbckids.ca
and we answer them.
So, what do you say we...
All: Fire up the
Question Machine!
[bonks and boinks]
Putter:
Great question,
Phoebe.
Well, me and my mum have
an awesome tradition.
Every Christmas we take
a picture in our PJs
in front of the
Christmas tree.
Oh wow!
My tradition is kind
of the same as yours.
Every Christmas Eve,
my mom always gives
us one gift to open
and it just so happens,
it's always pyjamas.
Nice.
Sometimes the day
before Christmas
I hang out with my friends and
we play games and board games,
we call it a
Both: Friendsmas.
Friendsmas!
Totally.
Yeah, Tony. Me too.
Sometimes the holidays get
super busy with family so
you want to make time for
your friends. Friendsmas.
[giggles] I love that.
I love traditions.
And you can start
new traditions
with your friends
and family too.
Oh. What if we all make a new
Christmas tradition?
Totally.
How about our own
Christmas photo?
Yeah, great idea!
Oh but we're not really --
we're not quite dressed for it.
Tony, a little help?
Oh, right.
[clears throat]
Merry prestidigitation!
[jangles]
Whoa!
You look a-meow-zing!
Yeah, no kitten!
Ha ha,
another one!
[gags]
Sorry. Furball.
This is so cool.
Okay, let's do this.
These are super itchy.
Everyone say cheese!
Cheese!
Oh no, wait.
Everyone say
"happy holidays"!
All: Happy holidays!
[camera shutter clicks]
[jangles]
Okay, Orlando.
You just need a plan.
Hey, Mr. O. Is walking
a Christmas thing
'cause it sure is fun!
Now if I just think
like an ornament.
Walking and Christmasing,
walking and Christmasing.
Very good, Gary. But I'm
trying to concentrate here.
So if you could
just keep it down.
Walking, Christmasing and
concentrating. Got it.
Please, Gary -- Ah!
Hey, ah.
You said "ah".
Is that a
finding sound?
You know where to look
for the ornaments?
No, Gary. Ah is
a bumping sound.
Usually it's an
idea sound, "ahhh".
Wait, whoa.
An idea?
A good idea? Do you have an idea
how to save Christmas, Mr. O?
Hey, everyone! Mr. O
is gonna save Christmas!
No, no, Gary,
Gary, please.
Gary, my idea is for
you to go get my --
go to my box of special
Christmas pens
in my office so
I can write out a
168 point ornament
finding plan.
I'm on it, Mr. O.
Don't you worry.
I'm gonna walk
and Christmas and help.
 Walk and
 Christmasing and help.
Stop saying
Christmasing, Gary.
It's not Christmas without
the orn -- never mind.
What was that
about Christmas?
Go get my pens!
Ooh! Okay.
Best Christmas ever.
♪ ♪
[bell clangs]
Hey, everybody.
It's Tony and Victor for a very
special holiday edition of...
[both]
 Wigged Out!
It's where we wear wild
and wacky wigs
while doing things
that wig us out
with the help
of our friends.
That's right.
And today, we're trying...
..actually, what are we trying?
Super excited, Tony.
Today, we are trying the
ultimate holiday treat:
Eggnog!
It's delicious.
Egg...nog?
Mm-hmm.
Ah!
So that -- is that like
eggs in liquid form?
Yeah! Well, okay.
So yeah, there's eggs, but
there's also like, cinnamon,
and a bunch of other
amazing ingredients
that make it taste good.
Here, I actually
made you some.
Oh, good.
There you go.
Your very own.
Cheers!
Cheers.
Can you take another sip?
Sure. Yeah -- okay.
See? Very easy.
It's really good. I promise.
I promise you.
Okay.
♪ [dramatic]
Actually, it's -- it's sweeter
than I thought it would be.
Right?
Yeah, wait.
I told you.
Yeah, keep drinking.
♪ [dramatic]
There's cinnamon in here?
Yup!
This is actually not that bad!
Boom! He likes it!
I like it!
I knew you would.
It's really good,
and I even made
a custom eggnog warmer.
That's nice!
Do we have more eggnog?
Definitely. We have --
we have a litre.
And then we
have a two litre.
Tony: Oh....
 how many more litres?
Cottonball: It's time for
 Rock N' Roll Rhymes!
Ha ha! Alright,
I am ready to sing.
And I'm feeling very
Christmasy today.
Which has got me feeling
♪ emotions ♪
I think we should sing
something that
jingles or jangles.
[gasp] Or maybe even both.
I think I know just the thing.
♪ ♪
Cottonball: Christmas time
 is here.
Tony: Uh huh. And I'll be
 there with bells on.
♪ jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
♪ oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh ♪
Both: Hey!
♪ I said jingle bells ♪
♪ jingle bells ♪
♪ jingle all the
way-ay-ay ♪
♪ oh what fun it is to ride
on a one horse open sleigh ♪
♪ jingle bells ♪
♪ jingle those bells ♪
♪ jingle all the
way-hay-ay ♪
♪ jingle, jingle ♪
♪ jingle bell's bell ♪
♪ jingle, jingle, jingle ♪
♪ jingle bell's bell ♪
♪ jingle, jingle, jingle ♪
♪ jingle all the
way-hey-hey! ♪
♪ ♪
Wow, Cottonball.
That was awesome.
Thanks. You guys had some pretty
good moves too. Right, Tony?
Mm-hmm.
And you guys will
♪ always be my reindeer ♪
Aww.
Oh, bring it in.
[giggles]
Oh, that's
a lot of hair.
It is.
♪ ♪
[jangles]
Um, ornaments?
Here, ornaments.
I don't see any ornaments
around here -- ooh!
That's a spikey tree.
♪ rockin' around
the catnip tree,
happy Christmas, Gary -- ♪
oh, hey Gary.
Oh, hi!
Whatcha doin'?
Well I was just
looking for ornaments
so that we can
start Christmas.
Oh boy, I'm so excited.
My first Christmas ever.
Well I'm excited about
Christmas, too.
That's why I've got my
red Christmas boa.
Do you like it?
I love it.
I have my red sweater,
but I'm not sure if that's
all Christmasy or anything
'cause I wear
that every day.
If you want,
you can use my boa
until you get your own
Christmas outfit.
Really?
Yeah, sure. Think of
it as a, uh,
early Christmas
present.
[gasp] Thank you.
There you go.
Oh wow.
Oh!
Oh, it's so soft and feathery.
I love it, it's my first
Christmas present ever!
Thank you, Cottonball!
What? What?!
Is Christmas saved? Ornaments?
Uh, look Mr. O!
Cottonball gave
me a present!
I love Christmas.
Gary, no ornaments,
no Christmas,
no rest for Orlando.
So if the ornaments
aren't here,
then neither am I!
Gary! Ornaments! Ahhhh!
Anyways,
try putting it with
something green.
Red and green are the most
Christmasy colours.
Red and green.
Got it.
If you need me, I'm gonna
be in my dressing room
taking a cat nap in one
of those fun empty boxes.
See ya.
See ya later. Happy
best Christmas ever!
Christmas what now? Ornaments?
Still no. No, still no.
[sigh]
Ornaments!
♪ ♪
Best Christmas ever.
♪ [theme]
Victor: We interrupt
 this programming
 for a Christmas message
 from her majesty, the Queen.
Ahem.
Oh, hello! Merry Christmas!
It is I, your gracious majesty,
the Queen.
Sorry, sorry,
I am so sorry.
If you could just --
your eminence,
your graciousness,
your most -- your Queenliness.
I am so sorry to interrupt.
It's just that --
just for one second.
Hello, I am Mr. Orlando
and this is an emergency
security announcement.
The ornaments from the Studio K
green room are missing.
And it is of royal importance
that they are returned
so that Christmas can begin.
Post haste.
That means quickly in British.
[nervous chuckle]
Your majesty.
Uh, so, just eyes peeled,
everyone,
for ornaments, please.
I really need them.
Really, really --
this has to be the best
Christmas ever.
Sort of a high expectation,
really.
I mean, best is a high thing
to shoot for but
anyway, sorry!
Now back to your royally
scheduled --
I mean your regularly
scheduled royal address.
Now just go back -- yep,
go to the Queen.
Find the Queen.
Good, good.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh yes!
Four jube jubes in a row -- oh!
[clears throat]
Merry Christm --
Victor: This has been a royal
 Christmas message
 from her majesty, the Queen.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
That's good. Elf!
Good one, Tony!
Janaye?
Yes?
Come here.
Merry powder puff!
[boof]
[chuckles]
I get it,
'cause it's Christmas.
Oh nice.
Ornaments. Ornaments.
Excuse me, Victor.
Ornaments? No.
Hello, Tony.
Makeup Monster, Janaye.
Ornaments? Anywhere?
[groans]
Mr. O, how's the search
for the ornaments going?
Well Victor,
I definitely know everywhere
ornaments aren't.
Oh. Sounds like you have it
totally under control,
like usual.
Does it, Janaye?
It doesn't feel that way.
Oh, Mr. O. Don't be so humble.
You always have a plan, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Of course. Thank you,
Tony. You're right.
Orlandos always
have a plan.
And I have one
right now
[dejected] probably.
Victor: You know what
 you need, Mr. O?
You need a pick me up.
Try one of these cookies.
They're home made.
Thank you,
Victor but, no.
I really can't eat with
a worried tummy.
Do you want powder puff?
Very refreshing!
Whoa, whoa, stand down,
double M.
No, thank you,
but no powder puff.
[snorting]
Do I smell sprinkles?
Yeah, we made home made
Christmas cookies.
They're right here.
[gasp]
Whoa, look at them.
They're so sparkly!
Right?
Actually, we have
to head to studio.
But feel free to help yourself
to these cookies, Gary.
I'll put them right here.
The pink one's
my favourite.
Excuse me, Mr. O.
Can't wait to see
the tree, Mr. O.
Wait for me, Victor.
I decorate your face.
Oooh!
Best Christmas ever!
Wow! Look at these sparkly,
beautiful cookies.
Hey, are the ornaments
as beautiful as these
cookies, Mr. Orlando?
[groans]
Ornaments!
[groans]
Do you need a cookie?
No, thank you.
How about a hug?
Please no.
Okay.
[jangles]
♪ [hip hop]
Get out your jingle
bells and start
looking for the North Pole!
It's the Lunchbox Rap Battle
Christmas edition, y'all!
If you need a treat
to bring the heat
this holiday season,
look no further.
♪ I'm orange and round
and fresh as can be
want some vitamin c,
then you look for me ♪
♪ hot chocolate is hype,
hot chocolate is sweet
put me inside a mug,
then I'm a drink and a treat ♪
♪ holiday, more like holi-yay
ginger bread is here to stay ♪
♪ I'll make you move,
I'll make you sway
go-a look for me in
Santa's sleigh ♪
♪ ho ho ho, hold the phone,
the queen is sittin'
on the throne ♪
♪ the hype is real,
the people be talkin'
you can look for me
in your Christmas stockin' ♪
♪ you're with marshmallows,
my homies bring the fun
if you're looking for a boss,
yeah we get the job done ♪
♪ I sling rounds
like a boomerang, okay
gingerbread ain't nothin'
but a G thang ♪
♪ ♪
This has been
Lunchbox Rap Battle.
Merry Christmas!
And a happy
new year too!
[jangles]
[sighs]
[cross talk]
Oh! Hey, Mr. O.
We just finished the show
and we're ready to have
the best Christmas ever!
Yeah!
All: [chanting]
Best Christmas ever!
Okay, alright, fine, yes!
Best Christmas ever!
I understand. I just --
[sighs] I can't do this.
I haven't secured
a single ornament.
[sigh] I've let you all down.
Worse, I let Christmas down.
Victor, please take my
clipboard. I don't deserve it.
[sighs]
I don't know a lot
about Christmas,
but I didn't realize that
ornaments were so important.
They are.
Maybe they should
make Christmas about
spending time with your pals.
That would be so much less work.
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty
good Christmas to me.
Mm-hmm.
Oh actually,
it says right here,
spend time with loved ones
doing Christmas things
like decorating your tree.
But we don't have anything
to decorate our tree with.
Exactly, Cottonball.
[sobs] Woe is moose!
[sighs]
Wait a minute. News flash!
Why don't we use my
Christmas treasures?
Here, here, here.
Yeah, I've been collecting
them all day.
There's lots of good stuff
in here.
Oh, shiny
Christmas lights.
And that boa would look great
with something green.
Oh, are those
sparkly cookies?
You betcha!
And I've even got Mr. Orlando's
Christmas pens in here.
What? Pens as ornaments.
[chuckles] A very professional
Christmas idea, Gary.
Ha ha!
Okay, everyone. So we've got
our Christmas treasures
and [counting under breath]
Yeah, we've got
each other, so
there's only one thing
left to do.
All: Christmas song!
Ha ha!
[jangles]
♪ ♪
♪ you're the shiniest tinsel ♪
♪ brightest light
on the string ♪
♪ you're the milk
to my cookies ♪
♪ favourite carol to sing ♪
♪ you're the snuggliest hug,
a zippy sleigh ride ♪
♪ just like a snowflake,
you're one of a kind ♪
♪ like a precious decoration,
you're a holiday treasure ♪
♪ Christmas is better
when we're all together ♪
♪ Merry Christmas to you,
it's the best one ever ♪
♪ Christmas is better
when we're all together ♪
♪ you're the cap to my pen,
a festive sweater vest ♪
♪ you a brand new
shiny powder puff ♪
♪ purr-fection, the best ♪
♪ you're piping hot chocolate ♪
♪ you're a great big ball
of yarn ♪
♪ you're re-used
wrapping paper ♪
♪ a humonguzoid home made
Christmas sweater ♪
I made this one.
♪ you're the bow on my present ♪
♪ you're the star on my tree ♪
♪ you're a sparkly
Christmas card ♪
♪ I know that we can all agree ♪
♪ all agree ♪
♪ there's no need for garlands
or gingerbread houses ♪
♪ pack up the snow globes
and Christmas crackers ♪
♪ as long as there's people,
we don't need that stuff ♪
♪ we just need one
another and that's
en-u-u-u-u-u-f! ♪
♪ you're the bestest decoration,
you're a holiday treasure ♪
♪ Christmas is better
when we're all together ♪
♪ Merry Christmas to you,
it's the best one ever ♪
♪ Christmas is better
when we're all together ♪
♪ together with you ♪
[jangles]
[cross talk]
This tree looks so
good, I could eat it!
Oh, maybe just
stick to cookies.
Hey! That's everything
on the list.
Merry Christmas,
everyone.
Yeah.
And you know, merry Christmas,
Mr. Orlando.
Merry best Christmas
ever, Gary.
Hey, you know what?
The best Christmas ever
would probably have hot
chocolate right about now.
[all agree]
Did someone say
hot chocolate?
[cheers]
[cross talk]
I'd like extra marshmallows.
♪ [tune of "Carol of the Bells"]
♪ cbc kids, cbc kids,
cbc kids, cbc kids ♪
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ bee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
kids ♪
cbc kids ♪
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ bee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
kids ♪
cbc kids ♪
All: ♪ cbc kids, cbc kids,
cbc kids, cbc kids ♪
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ bee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ cee kids
♪ cbc kids,
cbc kids ♪
cbc kids ♪
All: ♪ cbc kids, cbc kids,
cbc kids, cbc kids ♪
♪ cbc kids,
cbc kids,
♪ ceeee bee cee kids
cbc kids,
cbc kids ♪
ceeee bee cee kids ♪
♪ cee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ bee
♪ cbc kids,
♪ cee-eee
♪ cbc kids,
cbc kids
kids ♪
♪ cbc kids,
cbc kids
cbc kids, cbc kids ♪
[ding]
