-"Tonight Show," Larry Sanders.
Scene one, mark.
-Dude.
-Unh!
Can you believe I've been
doing this for five years?
Thank you.
-I can. Actually, I can.
-You know what
the traditional gift is
for a five-year anniversary?
[ Laughing ]
I took the whole tray.
He's such an animal.
He took the whole tray.
-No way. It's gonna be great.
It'll be fantastic.
I'll just --
I'll just act surprised.
-Oh, yeah.
You're gonna act surprised.
[ Laughs ] Sorry.
Okay.
-Yeah, surprise -- Hey.
Hey, fella.
Fella, you can come
out of hiding.
-Danny, come back out, Danny.
-It doesn't matter.
It's almost good
that he's not there.
-Yeah. Yeah, guess what?
Surprise is over.
-[ Laughs ]
-What the hell crawled up
your ass and died?
[ Laughter ]
-At least he's still combing
his hair with a sneaker.
-What did she say?
-That's right.
"At least he's still combing
his hair with a sneaker."
-[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
-Go away.
I was hoping this was
gonna fly away, but --
-[ Laughs ]
♪♪♪♪
My God.
Oh, my God.
-I'm out of here.
I'm gonna sell my wares --
Sorry.
-Hey.
-Jasper Hogs, Big Loud N--
Management, with the band.
-Do it again.
-Sorry, blew it.
Hey, Jasper Hogs, Big Loud
Entertainment, with the band.
-Big Loud Management.
-Aah!
-You blew it!
-I'm gonna do exactly
what I was doing.
-I wouldn't change a thing.
-Yeah, no, I'm not going to,
'cause I'm actually
reading my e-mail.
-I'll be taking --
Do that again.
I'll be shopping my wares some--
I'll get it.
I'll be shopping my wares
somewhere else.
-I can keep doing this
all night.
Seriously.
I'll just keep doing this.
-No, that was great.
That was really...
-That's a wrap.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-So weird.
Are we done?
This day is so weird.
It's freaking me out.
