Ashley, wake up!
Ughh…
This product is not for everyone, including
women who are nursing, pregnant or may become
pregnant, as it as been linked to a series
of birth defects. Do not use if you are under
the age of 18, or over the age of 65. If you
have high blood pressure, avoid using Sunshine
as it has been proven to cause early heart
attacks in teens and young adults. When using
Sunshine, be sure to watch out for extremely
abnormal behavior, as this may the precursor
to much more serious conditions like bipolar
depression and schizophrenia. If your excitement
lasts for more than four hours after consumption,
call your doctor and stop use immediately.
Sunshine has not yet been officially tested
by the FDA and is therefore considered unsafe
by the Federal Government. Use only as directed.
Sunshine, uh, I love this stuff!
