CREW: OK guys, you've
got two minutes.
Positions please.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: We're
going to be fine.
We're going to be fine.
Remind me again why
we're wearing the suits?
PAUL LEWIS: Because
they said make it jazzy,
and we decided that
that meant suits.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: I
think it was a mistake.
I fell like a enterprise
job developer or something.
PAUL LEWIS: I kind of
like mine actually.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: Do we
have time to change it?
PAUL LEWIS: Uh, oh, uh.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: Let change it.
PAUL LEWIS: Come on, Jake, we
don't have time for this, mate.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: We'll be fine,
we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
PAUL LEWIS: Whoa,
Jake, you need those.
JAKE ARCHIBALD:
Sorry about that.
I just feel so much
more comfortable now.
CREW: Hey, you've got
10 seconds, get ready.
PAUL LEWIS: Oh, we're
not jazzy enough.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: I don't know
what we can do about it now.
PAUL LEWIS: Uh.
JAKE ARCHIBALD:
Can you play that?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
JAKE ARCHIBALD: What was that?
PAUL LEWIS: Beginner's luck.
[LAUGHTER]
JAKE ARCHIBALD: Welcome
to Chrome Dev Summit.
2016.
[CHEERING]
PAUL LEWIS: How is
everybody doing in the room?
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can do better
than that, right?
Up in the top,
how are you doing?
[APPLAUSE]
At the back?
[APPLAUSE]
The front?
[APPLAUSE]
The front gets it.
The left?
[APPLAUSE]
The right?
[APPLAUSE]
And the Livestream?
Wait, that's not going to work.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: Yeah,
that doesn't work.
PAUL LEWIS: Speaking
of the Livestream,
if you are joining us on the
Livestream, thank you so much.
There will be viewing parties
around the world, people
in their offices,
in their homes.
Thank you for joining us.
It's lovely to have
all of you here.
We know it's very busy,
and that's awesome
that you've made the journey
to come and see us today.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: Absolutely.
We also have some matters to
deal with before we get on
with the show.
PAUL LEWIS: We absolutely do.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: One of those
things is the code of conduct.
We have a of conduct,
as all good conferences,
or all conferences should have.
It goes something like this.
We encourage you to be
excellent to each other
by saying hi to new
faces and building on one
another's ideas, and reporting
any uncomfortable experiences
of course.
We have a zero tolerance policy
for harassment of any kind.
And please do share
your experiences,
positive or negative, with
speakers and the staff.
And the code of conduct is
posted around the building
and on the website.
Apologies for reading
that from my phone.
It's the official statement,
I want to get right.
But from a personal perspective,
we've been in the industry
now over 10 years.
We're kind of part
of the old crowd now.
And I don't know if
it's too optimistic
to say that in that time things
have started to get better.
A little bit slowly, but surely.
But it feels like now more than
ever, we need to double down.
We need to be kind to everyone,
welcoming to everyone.
And we need to be heroes
to those who aren't
having a great experience.
No matter what's
happening out there,
we need to make it right
in here, in this industry.
[APPLAUSE]
PAUL LEWIS: So
we've got two days
worth of talks, breakout
sessions, code labs, panels.
And as the talks
are done, the videos
will start to go up onto
the website as well.
So keep an eye out for those.
And you can also
set notifications
for any sessions you're actually
interested in, on the website.
JAKE ARCHIBALD: You're shilling
for some work that you did.
You did the
notifications, didn't you?
PAUL LEWIS: Don't know
what you're talking about.
Right.
You've heard enough from us,
we should get things started.
And no finer way than to
do that with the keynote,
with the VP of Chrome
Engineering, Darin Fisher.
Please give it up
for Darin Fischer.
