(Michael) Tommy, I'm so glad I ran into cause I knew you - How did you know I was here?
(Tommy) I saw you.
(Both) (laughs)
(Tommy) I went for a cheap one, I couldn't help it.
(Michael) No, I love it.
(music transition)
(Tommy) Anybody can show you VidCon, right? They can take a camera and go through
the exhibit hall and stuff and take pictures of everything and you get to
see everything, right? But how about I show it to you my way.
We'll show it through the other four senses. So, we'll show you what it sounds like,
what it smells like, how it feels,
even what VidCon tastes like. Ready? Close your eyes everybody!
(music transition)
Now we're in the exhibit room and man, what does VidCon sound like?
So, you figure you get thousands of people together in one
big giant room, right? So that's a whole noise in all of itself.
Then there are people who are up on a like a bit of
a P.A. talking about, you know, Shark Week, or this or that.
(Hannah Hart/Scott Bromley) Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Ahhhh! Chomp it!
(Tommy) There's a lot of music in the room too.
(singers) Hey, hey ,hey!
(Tommy) And then there's this steam thing!
(blast of steam)
This thing is incredible. It's just this loud sort of
(blast of steam)
I can't even imitate the thing because I can't make a noise that loud.
But it's one of the loudest things you're going to hear in the entire room.
(Jasper Mooney) This, sir, is called the Cryo One. This is our latest invention.
It's actually for freezing creatures. We can
stun them, we can net them, now we can freeze them as well.
Let me give you a little example here.
(Tommy) Please!
(blast of steam)
(Tommy) Ohh, Jees!
(Casper) Very effective I might add.
(Tommy) Frozen with terror. (laughs)
(Casper) Well, that works too!
(music transition)
Do I smell anything?
Um.... 
Yeah, I feel like I smell baked goods somehow. I don't know,
maybe I'm crazy. It smells like food.
I guess that would be the best way to describe it. It does smell like all different kinds of food.
Is that the wrong answer? (laughs)
(music transition)
How does VidCon taste? Let's see I bought a dog and a
cola here, so let's find out?
Mmmm. 
VidCon tastes perfect. (laughs)
It's the most expensive hot dog I ever had I think.
For a hot dog and a cola, was $7.25. The ball game is laughing.
(music transition)
What does VidCon feel like? It's pretty cool actually.
They have this little area over here where you can sort of chill out. And check it out.
They got these bean bags, look! Wow!
I want to try it.
This is pretty comfy. It takes a little getting used to
but, ahh, you know, I could get into this.
I can get into this. Oh, I already did.
(music transition)
I hear there's puppies over here. I wonder
I wonder if they'll let me hold one. What do you think? Maybe I can get a new
guide and finally get rid of the stick.
(Guy) I want you to hold his butt, and then you, make sure his chest... yep.
Just like that. That's perfect.
(Tommy) What good boy.
(Tommy) What kind of dog?
(Guy) Just a little chihuahua.
(Tommy) You know, you'd probably be a little too small to work with me, but
maybe if I lean way down low. (laughs)
We can walk into park benches.
(music transition)
It's funny, you know, you come to a thing like this and they, ah, they give you
a swag bag, right? A bag of goodies and stuff.
Now, you guys can just open it, and just -- and see everything that's inside
I gotta reach in here and dig and around. So let's see what we can find.
shall we? Oh, look, something all wrapped up and
nice. This is not quite unboxing but
this will be close. Let's see. Wow.
This is a the weirdest toothbrush I ever saw.
Maybe for your tongue, I don't know.
If you have a potty mouth.
Oooh, I bet I know what
this is! I bet you I put these babies on
and I have 20/20 vision.
 
Nope. (laughs) Hey, these things are broken.
(credits music)
(Tommy) So you know I'm blind, right?
(Brett) Yes, I do.
(Tommy) So I've been experiencing the convention, the whole thing
so, just give me like a 360 around the room real quick. What do you see. What does it look like?
(Brett) Okay, so there's lot of preteens everywhere
like little girls, little boys. Ah, and then
there are adults. There are the fathers and mothers who
don't want to be here. Some do want to be here. And there's one woman with a giant chest.
(Tommy) (laughs)
(Brett) I don't know she
got in, but, ah, that's kind of what's going on right now
at this moment. Now you have to tell me what it sounds like but you have better hearing
than me, huh?
(Tommy) What?
(Both) (laughs)
(Brett) And that I why I watch your videos.
(Tommy) Thank you, baby, so much.
I appreciate you.
