Well, this is normal.
That's a pretty juicy ass.
I guess we should, uh, beat the game now.
Don't you say? Don't you think?
Well, it's been a long time coming, Saren, but
I'm gonna get back-
I'm gonna get you back for killing my favorite..
character.
What-
What'd I say about the Keepers?
You can do anything you want.
But, you better leave the fucking Keepers alone.
I swear to God.
Probably for the best.
I mean, it's already been used.
We're kind of too late.
Give 'em the ole razzle dazzle.
That's what I say.
Oh.
Idiots.
Great, now the Citadel..
is infected with bed bugs.
A fate worse than death.
Yes! Why is this even working still?
It's kind of an emergency.
Oh wait, this is kinda cool.
Not gonna lie.
Hell yeah.
Time to do this shit ourselves, boys.
Oh, you gave me a save? That's really nice of you.
Please don't let me down..
for the rest of this mission.
I'm sick of getting burned by this game.
Whoa!
Intruders!
Okay, but here's the fun part.
The gravity in this level is- Is supposed to be like,
janked.
Unlike the last level.
I feel like..
Hold on.
What if in the last level, it accidentally..
It accidentally put Citadel
gravity in Ilos?
Weird theory? I don't know because this game is
kind of janked. Not gonna lie.
Don't you guys like, want to prevent the extinction
of your species? Do you not get it?
Do you not- You don't seem to get it!
You insensitive- Whoa! What's goin' on here?
The- These little, uh-
These little pillow shields are not gonna stop me, okay?
They haven't stopped me before..
and they're not gonna stop me now.
You are gone forever.
Goodbye.
I don't remember how much of this game is left.
I'm pretty sure we're- We're..
basically near the end.
Like, there's nowhere else Saren can really hide.
♪ I'm about to die ♪
Geth?
Literally chest bumping me right now.
Doh! More Geth.
Oh.
Blow up the ship, you say?
I can do that.
Oh wait, can I turn on these?
Ohh, divine intervention.
And more? Good thing we have Tali.
Do your thing.
Come on, guns. You can do it. One more.
It-
Dude, I swear to God.
Do- Does this sound like..
Unedit- This is unedited right now.
Does this sound like..
♪
36% music volume?
♪
No, the fuck it does not!
None of this alligator brain garbage.
Show yourselves, cowards.
Well, you weren't who I was talking to, but..
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare. Don't do it.
Don't kill me. I will be so mad.
Thank you.
Anyone else?
Okay, that's what I thought.
Come on!
Got you, bitch.
No more! How many are you?
Alright, you weren't nearly as difficult.
But, you tried. That's what matters.
Come on, little baby.
There ya go.
Bullet in the head.
It's a robot, he can't feel it. So, it's okay.
There's no such thing as robot ethics.
At least..
Not- Not in this game.
At least.
Oh, we got turrets, you say?
Not anymore.
Oh, wait. If I remember correctly, I believe this is..
This is it.
This is it, boys. We gotta take this serious.
Pffft.
What?
Really?
Oh, my God. How far back am I going now?
♪ Wow ♪
♪ Wow, okay ♪
I mean, it wouldn't be a Mass Effect
episode without a huge fucking setback
now, wouldn't it?
Alright guys, it's not as cool the second time!
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
I have a death wish now.
I just..
I- I'm- I'm aged at this point.
You know, I really hate this because it's like..
I- Mmm.
I mean, I don't know how people feel about..
constant auto-saves, but
I gotta say..
having all that epic music..
and feeling like I am winning and then
suddenly getting obliterated and sent back all the way to
the beginning kinda takes away my immersion.
♪ Oh, lord they comin' ♪
Oh, and they're coming fast. Alright. Um..
Shoot that guy cuz I don't like him.
Yikes!
I don't know how I lived that.
Bye.
Can- Can I save?
I'd like to save, but um..
I don't- I don't deserve that.
I don't deserve anything really.
I've done so much for this universe
and the universe won't even let me save..
right before the big battle.
Oh, I'm not close enough.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let it shoot once more.
Do it's thing.
Now zig zag.
Evasive maneuver!
Oh, God.
Ah!!
Okay.
♪ Holy shit ♪
♪ I think we did it ♪
I don't want to say..
I don't want to say too much.
Oh!
Oh, my sweet Jesus.
We actually did it. Holy shit.
Oh, my God. Yes! Please. Please!
God! Saren's gonna be a fucking cake walk
compared to that. Jesus!
That was such crap.
What now?
Is that literally it? Is that it?
Are we done? Are we good?
Sweet lord.
Alright.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna die about three times.
Let's see if I'm right.
If so, I win a pat on the back..
by myself.
Bye bye, buckos. You're in my way.
Feeble, feeble little robots
trying to do a last stand before the final boss.
Such a pity!
And a waste.
Ya'll should just go home.
Cuz you're not gonna win.
Let's go, you loser!
He gone.
Just kidding.
He's gonna use that dumbass saucer.
You look dumb. Get off it.
I died a couple times.
No!
Uh oh.
Can I say yes?
No, I'm- I could have- Mmm.
I think I messed up.
I could have bullied him into killing himself, but uh..
I did not do that.
I didn't do it.
I should have done it. It would have been fun.
After the day I've had, I would have preferred it, really!
Get off the- Get off. You look dumb!
You look stupid! He's riding a surfboard.
This isn't Agrabah. Get off it.
There.
Ugh!
Ah, geez.
What a way to go.
Oh, he's totally dead.
He died so hard, he
killed all the textures in this map.
Let me just, um..
Beep boop.
Boop beep.
I don't even know how to use this.
That's rough.
Nope, I'm Saren.
He's right.
Oh, but she's right.
He's even more right.
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm going- You know, the Council is pretty stupid,
I'm not gonna lie, but I-
I'm going to save them just on the fact alone
that the last time I played this game, I let them die.
And I kinda just want to see..
What happens if- If they stay alive.
I- I mean, if you really ask me, personally..
I'd let them die, okay?
But, I- This time- Woman Shepard. She's not me.
She's gonna let them live, okay?
Probably not.
Yeah, the humans come and save the day.
Okay, I've never seen that before.
The one I'm used to is just, the ship
getting obliterated and then
them going to fight Sovereign anyways, so..
Yeah, give him a little double tap to the face.
Okay but, why are we sending Wrex and Tali down?
They've been useless this whole time.
Okay, he dead dead.
Bagged and tagged, boys.
Let her rip.
Oh, fuckin' sike, dude!
Of course not!
Ohhhh.
Oh, boy.
We got Window 10 Saren.
I'm sorry, Windows 10 Sovereign.
My bad. But, that might be downgrade for him.
Ahh! Oh, my God!
No, no, no.
I- Scary.
That is scary. Okay, stop.
Why does he have to be the little frog thing?
I hate the frogs!
He's like..
He's like, a lot of things- A lot of enemy
attacks that I don't like.
[LAUGHS]
Mashed into one.
Oh.
Oh! Little mid-cutscene action, I see.
Oops.
Nuh uh.
Doh!
Oh, my God. You couldn't, like..
You couldn't give me a second.
Wait, so is his health down there or up there?
I'm confused.
Stop scuttling around! Take this seriously, man.
Zip zoom, get in the room!
Scoot-a-loo.
Ahh!
♪ How 'bout no ♪
♪ Don't kill me ♪
♪ That'd be really unfortunate ♪
He's almost dead. Blast him!
Shoot his ass!
Come on, Wrex. Do the final kill. I'll let you have it.
Are you serious?!
Bologna.
Bologna.
Taken out of the bag..
thrown on the floor, stepped on..
molded, slimy..
and disgusting..
bologna.
Oh! Did he get bigger? Jesus Christ!
He's almost dead though.
But, I'm not- I don't- I don't trust this game to not..
disappoint me..
as it has done before.
Please just stop for like..
one measly second.
Did he die?
Wow.
Wow.
You know what?
I take it back. That was easy.
I lied before.
The Citadel just gets destroyed in the meantime.
I don't think anyone is alive on that anymore.
Just so you know.
Oh, fuck!
Wow.
Perish.
Yoinks!
Joker, you killed us.
Conrad?
No way. They would go in and shoot
him in the face cuz he's a Krogan.
They'd be like, "Oh, lizard!"
Oh, but Shepard though.
Crushed by a..
crab's hand.
Ahh, just kidding!
Of course.
That part's kinda sick though, not gonna lie.
Oh, you're alive.
You're welcome.
Again.
Doubt.
Hold on.
[SIGHS] No- Not..
You know, not really in particularly, but again..
last time I played this game, I picked Anderson.
Spoiler alert, it really doesn't matter.
So, this time I'm gonna pick Udina.
Don't come at me.
She just left?
Yeah, I wish!
Oh, fuck yeah.
I get my own scene and everything?
This is what I strived for the whole game.
And then they never spoke of the Reapers again.
Ugh.
Yo, look at those credits!
[CLAPPING]
I gone and done it.
[CLAPPING]
♪ I gone and beat my game ♪
[CLAPPING]
♪ Time for my credit's spheel ♪
Gonna start of by saying,
♪ This was Mass Effect ♪
♪ One of my favorite games ♪
But..
I will say, I do like Mass Effect 2 a lot better,
and here I go- I'm gonna go into my next chapter,
if you want to see Mass Effect 2..
If you like this at all, it's gonna be on my Twitch,
it's not gonna be on my Youtube.
Okay? Just letting you know.
I- I'm going towards- That is where I'm leaning-
My internet adventure is leaning towards Twitch.
You can find it, boop, right here.
So, feel free to follow me there if you want watch me
play video games live because
fuck it, we're doing it live now!
I'm phasing out the Let's Play content for more One Off content.
And you can find me over there
whenever you want. You can also follow my Twitter
So I can let you know what I'm playing and
when I'm playing it.
And I'd love to talk to there and talk to you about video games.
Of course!
Also, since we're at the credits, I gotta give a shout out
to my wonderful, fantabulous Patreon supporters:
Art Lambert, Melissa Tenney, Paige Lambert
Vincent Riley, and Michael Goodwin.
Thank you very much guys! Without your support,
I wouldn't be able to do this at all.
Just so ya know, just keep that in mind.
But yeah, this was Mass Effect. I obviously
already played it, but I had a fun time playing it again.
I hadn't played it in years, and, uh, now I beat it again
with Woman Shepard.
And I will be playing the rest of the trilogy, again, on my Twitch.
Follow it here. I'm gonna show it here. Okay.
I think you get- I think you get it. I think you understand.
But uh, just- Mass Effect is really fun.
And I'd go on to say that Mass Effect 2
is one of my favorite games of all time, so..
Um..
Uh, ver- Lot of glitches
that I wasn't expecting, uh..
on PC, that I did not have to deal with..
previously on 360, but uh..
it made for an interesting time and I hope it had a lot of laughs.
If you are watching this episode,
you just popped in, you watched the whole series..
Whatever, I really don't give a shit. You're awesome.
If you watched even a second of my content..
maybe watch a little longer next time,
but I'm still gonna thank you anyways.
Cuz without you, I wouldn't be here.
Oh, back to the menu! Alright, well..
this was Mass Effect everybody.
Hope you enjoyed it. Hope you had a good time.
And I'll see you guys either in the next game or
catch me live on Twitch. That'd be pretty cool.
Until then..
Goodbye!
♪
