Welcome back to another episode of Ethan and Hila.
Today, we found a really terrific tutorial online and something I feel like, we need to you know, bring into our lives.
Entitled, "Kim Kardashian's Makeup Secret"
And, I mean, how does she achieve those contours and those highlights?
I don't know, but we're gonna learn today.
Today we have the secret! Contours and highlighting that you've all been waiting for!
The Kardashian secret is out and me and Hila are on the job!
Today I'm gonna show you a couple of ways that I contour and highlight. This is not an everyday routine.
Unless you're Kim Kardashian, you don't want to be doing this everyday.
Speak for yourself, dude!
I need to look fuckin fabulous every day! What're you talking about?
What is she- what is she talking about? This is an everyday look for me.
Before we apply any foundation, I'm going to moisturize and prime her face.
Hila, we don't have moisturizer and primer?
Hila was in charge of buying this shit. And, what the- where's the moisturizer and the primer?
Well, we have like, normal moisturizer. Should we use it?
Okay, get the moisturizer.
We can just skip it.
We need to lube. We need to follow this by- to a T, Hila.
Do you want to look like Kim Kardashian or do you want to be- this is the red carpet look. Skip the primer?
Are you serious, Hila?
Yeah.
Unbelievable, dude.  I can tell you're not committed to this.
Skip the primer. Unbelievable.
Bring the lube, dude!
Now this is like the good ol' days, this is the lube days. What? Hila, there's not enough lube in here!
Fucking amateur hour, dude.
What the fuck is this? [Hila] Should I get the new one?
Yeah, we need more lube. That's not enough to prime my face.
Okay, I'll get it. You're unbelievable.
Skip the primer. Jesus.
Okay? That's a tub of lube.
Now, this brings me back to the good ol' days of H3. Lube time, baby!
It's quite a bit of lube. I- she didn't say how much lube to use.
Well, we put a little bit.
I feel like this tutortial's already failing me.
We're going to start by highlighting the face. To do this, you need to pick a foundation that is at least two or three shades lighter than your skin tone.
Dude, I'm- dude, I'm going to do yours so good!
Holy shit.
Okay. Wait, wait, wait- I'm not done yet.
Don't rush me. You can't rush an artist Hila.
Woah. Woah!
What?
You're going pretty hard over there.
You know what? I feel like you did a better job.
What? What did you do?
I got you, dude.
Let's go ahead and do the same thing on the other side.
This is how you do it, right?
I feel like a real pro right now.
It doesn't have to be strong.
Stop! I'm doing my- I'm doing it my way, dude.
What're you doing?
Trust me!
I know what I'm doing.
It doesn't feel right.
Next, you want to draw a straight line down the bridge of the nose and bring it up to the forehead.
Next, you want to apply it to the chin.
Going around the nostrils is going to help diminish any redness in that area.
I feel like this isn't even hard. I feel like we're both like nailing this.
really
Yeah, this looks just like hers Hila.
I feel like you're putting way too much!
I think it'll be good.
I think just like- like that's exactly how she did it. In fact, you need more on the nose.
Basically, makeup is to conceal, so try to conceal my beard.
Now we're ready to contour.
You want to choose a foundation that is about two or three shades darker than your skin color.
Start by drawing a line around your forehead, down your hairline, across your jawline, bring it all the way to your chin, and in the hollows of your cheek bones.
Make your face look like Tiger from Winnie the Pooh.
I look like a skeleton.
You do!
Wow
What have you done?
Okay, well - here. Let me go first.
Okay, I think this color is good for us.
You think we both have the similar flesh tone?
About the same.
Well, I'm going darker.
Because it's my decision and don't ever tell me what to do again.
Like Picasso painting his masterpieces, I require only one brush stroke.
What are you doing?
A real master uses only one brush stroke, Hila.
I feel like you're not taking this seriously.
Why would you say that?
I'm out here grinding! I care so much about Kim Kardashian's contours and highlights!
For you to say that to me, is, honestly, such an insult to what- who I am and what I stand for.
You look great!
That's like pretty much how she looks, isn't it?
Oh my god.
Alright. -No it's not.
Now, take this seriously because I am. -I am!
You're not.
Wish you did.
That's it? Are you serious?
Yeah, that's what she said.
I don't even look like Skeletor.
'Cause I take it seriously.
I don't even look like the fuckin' circus came to town.
To contour your nose, draw a straight line down the side of your nose, in between your highlighting.
Don't forget to bring that down to the tip of your nose.
Bringing the line down underneath your brow bone is going to help mimic the natural shadows of your face.
What are you doing?
Stop! I'm being- I'm doing my thing.
I'm an artist, Hila. Stop judging me.
You're not following the instructions. I can tell.
She said a thin line.
Well, what am I? I got my big- my chubby brush.
We have more brushes.
I ca- I'm dedicated to my chubby brush.
So, we're trying to fix your nose.
Wow. What does that mean?
That it's too big.
Wow. What the fuck, Hila?
You know I'm insecure. I don't know why you have to bring that up every time we're putting makeup on each other.
As you can see, I'm not using a different color for this part.
I'm using the same color that we originally used to highlight.
I like doing it this way because I find it really helps control the amount of product that goes on the face.
I don't know a lot about makeup, but that seems like a lot.
I'm not trying to be judgmental but that said, "A lot."
That's why she said, "This is not an everyday look."
Okay, but this is like-
Let's say we have a date at Papa John's.
This is for going to the Papa John pizza mansion.
How did you even- can do this?
What are you talking about? I followed her instructions to a T!
If any failings of me is a failings of her as a teacher, not me as a student.
And I firmly say that to anyone who's ever taught me anything.
Now we're going to go ahead and blend the two colors together.
We want to get that 'in between' color.
I'm using the same foundation brush as before.
I really slowed this clip down so you could see how I blend.
This is the trickiest part of this technique, so don't be frustrated if you don't get it at first.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I feel like I'm attack- I'm s- I'm not trying to hurt you but I feel like I'm attacking you with the brush.
Because you're very aggressive.
Straight black face!
What have you done?
Hila, look at the camera and don't tell me you're not more beautiful than ever before.
I guess it's more like a tan look, you know.
Like, on the camera, it really works and its definitely not black face.
Can you do a couple beauty shots?
I didn't know- I always cared about the Kardashian's contours and highlights.
So, this looks is more important. It means a lot more to me than it does to you.
So please just focus and concentrate on blending.
So let's do a comparison now.
It's supposed to look something like this:
Well, in my opinion, my color is, at least, more solid.
Her's is like a solid color.
But yours is kind of a mess. I mean, my eyes are really brown.
No it's not.
My cheeks, I mean, let's be frank here.
You have a nice chocolate complexion that looks really good.
Anyway, let's continue forward.
Me, I think I'm wining ten times over.
[Hila scoffs]
Now, I'm going to take this color right here, called Java, from the same contour kit.
And I'm going to set the dark parts.
This is also going to give her a nice bronzed look in the end.
I say bronzed! That's wh- that's how you look!
Using your favorite high liner, you want to go down the bridge of the nose and blend it out.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
You are fuckin' freaking out.
You're having a panic attack but it actually looks good and now you're mad, because I'm better at makeup than you.
Why do you need a brush
Why so strong!
'Cause it doesn't blend!
Why do you need a brush to blend anyway?
We're friends. We know each other.
Okay, what I'm going to do is move my left hand.
I'm going to fasten your head with my right hand.
I feel like that's pretty good.
That's it? Okay.
Yeah, I'm proud of that.
Okay, so, how do I look?
Very bad.
Oh, you're cute.
Alright, let's compare and contrast.
Let's see how we did, Hila.
So, I think we did a pretty good job.
I think- I mean, for the most part, I think we're pretty close to the original.
And I think- I think Kim Kardashian would definitely be saying, "How did they find out my makeup secret?"
She's after us now.
Dude, we are on Kim Kardashian's radar, for real now, though.
This makeup tutorial can not leave this YouTube channel, guys.
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Thank you so much for watching.
We appreciate you, we love you, we're finally beautiful.
We finally look like anime characters.
Let's go out now.
And, yeah, let's go out. We're going off to the Opera tonight.
So, really looking forward to that.
I think we're both going to be the Bella's of the ball.
Probably, you're more the Bella of the ball.
Maybe the ball of the Bella.
I'm having the ball of the Bella.
And you're the Bella of the ball.
So guys, thank you for watching!
We appreciate you, we love you.
See you next time.
Have a ball at the Bella, everybody.
Are you a ball at the bell or bell at the ball you decide!
