That's Kevin and I'm... the Doc!
So this base is entirely underground?
That's right.  You're really quite lucky, you know.
Oh, you haven't met Jenny?
Basically, the virus turns a person into a
brainless drunk eating machine.
Do you think you're close to finding a cure?
There's so much you don't understand about the virus
 
 
I suppose we could keep heading east.
There is an uninhabited haven on an island
accessible only by helicopter.
That is where smite is building there "Eden"
But how would we ever get to Eden?
I know a place where we may be able to access a helicopter.
it's one of SMITE's secret bases, but i was
there before the virus broke out.
If we secure a helicopter, we can reach the island
 
Nope nope nope
next stop, EDEN
We've reached Eden
It's huge!
I'm going to land in the jungle to stay under SMITE's radar
There should be a weapons compartment in the back
well hot dog
So what do they shoot?
Your enemies, hopefully!
Oh my god Kevin that's not what he meant!
The guns shoot extremely concentrated gamma waves.
Pretty well fries anything it hits.
Nice
Alright Slade.  What's the plan?
Well, now we have to make it to Eden.  By my calculations
it's an hour's hike in that direction an
An hour!?
Are we almost there?  My feet are killing me!
well you know it's not killing you
zombies Gerald so shut up.
Why are you so mean?
what? hey!
Holy crap don't shoot!
what the hell?
Don't shoot I'm human!
We can see that ma'am.
What's with sneaking up on us, then?
I thought you might be aliens
I just escaped Eden and I thought they
might have sent someone to find me
wait escaped and by aliens
I assume you means zombies, right? wait you
really don't know?
Know what!?
Hm, it might be best if I show you.
this is Eden?
that's messed up.
They told us this would
be paradise we paid almost all we could
to be promised a place
but a day after we arrived these things
arrived in dozens of ships and forced us
to work for them
How many aliens are there?
less than there are humans but
we're unarmed.
all right, here's what's going to happen
we're going to set up a secret camp and
over the next few weeks we'll HEY
You there!
they've escaped
so these are the rebels stirring up
trouble in Eden.  Pathetic.
In our defense, this was not what we were expecting
yeah what the hell is this place and where did you put my arm!?
You are aboard Zula 7,
the Exin command ship assigned to enslave
the remaining population of planet Earth
So you're SMITE?  You created the virus?
Wrong on both accounts human. SMITE is a
petty human organization that
volunteered to distribute Krozox
after we told them we were gods
it made weakening the population for
enslavement and easy task
Krozox... is that what you call the virus?
That is correct human however... wait
what is this a human has joined the
hive mind?
how quaint.  What... what's going on
surely begun to hear the voices if not
They'll come soon enough
I don't know what kept you from being
fully transformed perhaps you were removed from you cocoon too soon?
Get out of my head!
how amusing
What... what-what what was that?
take them to the prison hold and keep a
special eye on the one in the metal suit
hey watch the socket
Wait- robot what is your purpose?
My only purpose is to act as a medical unit
And you do not care what happens to your friends?
I am a robot
I have no friends only circuits
Good.  Put the robot to work in the medical bay
Well this day just keeps getting
better and better
