Perfect Beth: So I was thinking that maybe you could
do something today.
Lazy Beth: I don't know it's already past noon.
Perfect Beth: But
you don't have anything else going on.
Lazy Beth: Well actually I'm overthinking a lot of
things that I can't control right now.
Perfect Beth:  You did that yesterday.
Perfect Beth:  Come on today is
the perfect day to start that poetry
collection you always wanted to write
about your mom.
Yeah I just feel like I love her so much that I don't even know
how to start.
Okay I got that but you have to do something or you're gonna
feel bad tonight.
We've been through this.
Okay, what if I take a shower?
No! Don't you
understand I'm trying to get you to
to be extraordinary.  I mean any breathing
human can take a shower but it takes
someone really special to check on that
elderly neighbor like you promised and
learn French through an app and finally
subscribe to The New Yorker.
I do want that tote bag they're always peddling...
but it's probably on Poshmark
Why don't you call your friend who had a
baby?
Because then I'd have to hear about the birth.
Do any sort of workout class!
well I slept on my neck wrong last night and now I can't turn it to the left..no?  Umm.
Volunteered the cat shelter!
Oh update on
that so Ken from work got a scratch from
a feral cat and they took his thumb.
Meditate with Deepak?
That makes me tachycardic.
Facetime your grandma!
She's not the best listener.
Start the Artist's Way.
You have to let the artist way go!
That is never gonna
happen.  The artist's way is never gonna happen!
How about I take a shower but I
do everything.
Fine. That sounds fine.
