I mean, Becky,
everyone here knows who should be
starting this show off, and it's the King.
Do you really think you're still The Man?
>> Take one more step and we'll find out.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Finally,
The Rock has
come back.
>> To Los Angeles.
>> Rocky, Rocky, Rocky,
Rocky, Rocky,Rocky.
>> Home.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> This isn't your home anymore.
You're no longer The Great One.
As a matter of fact you're
looking at the great one.
You're looking at the most electrifying
king in sports entertainment.
[NOISE]
>> Excuse me Beck,
can I take this for a second?
I take this one.
>> By all means.
>> Thank you so much.
Just because you won King of the Ring,
it doesn't actually make you a king.
And it certainly sure as hell doesn't make
you wanna walk around here dressing like
a 35 year old virgin
hanging out at Comic Con,
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, so
you gotta get it in your head.
See, Becky Lynch is The Man.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> However,
you don't see Becky Lynch walking around
here, holding a pair of testicles, do you?
>> [LAUGH]
>> But
if I did,
they'd be a whole lot bigger than yours.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My testicles are perfectly adequate.
And I'm the king, so
I'll dress however I want.
I'll do whatever I want,
because I'm superior to you.
I am superior to you.
I am superior to all of you.
And the way I see it is this
city only has one king and
it sure as hell is not LeBron James.
[NOISE]
>> Is that what you think?
>> Yeah, that's exactly-
>> It doesn't matter what you think.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> You're legit.
You won Money in the Bank.
You won King of the Ring.
You retired Kurt Angle.
Look, you're a badass.
>> Are you trying say
he's a super tough dude?
>> Because you're a super tough dude,
in three seconds, these people are gonna
be chanting something that they
think every time they see you, STD.
>> STD, STD, STD, STD,
STD, STD, STD.
>> Super tough dude, Cole.
>> That's what happens, when you come
out and you insult the jabroni beating,
pie eating, trailblazing, eyebrow raising,
from Los Angeles all the way to Japan.
You're getting ready to get your monkey
ass whooped by The Rock, and The Man.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> That is no way to treat royalty,
get out of there King.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Look at this.
What a valiant warrior, no.
>> And Becky going right after Corbin.
And Becky and The Rock working in tandem.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> And The Man is gonna get
involved with her patented leg drop.
And here it comes.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> The most electrifying move
in all of entertainment.
The People's Elbow.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Followed up by the Rock Bottom.
>> [APPLAUSE] Finally.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Rocky, Rocky, Rocky,
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky.
>> I love you, SmackDown.
If you smell what The Rock is cooking.
[MUSIC]
>> That is quite the way to kick
off Friday Night SmackDown on Fox.
