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>> hi, what's up
it's me bailey gismert
welcome to my youtube show,
"bailey at the movies.
As you guys know, I'm currently
quarantined, by choice
not because like I have corona
or whatever.
But yeah, mostly because like my
parents are being awkward.
They're like doing that like
push-up challenge.
And my dad like has a v now.
So I'm like staying in my room
so because of social -
[ knock on door
>> bailey.
>> mom, I'm doing a video.
Okay, well, then slide the bacon
under my door, please.
Thank you.
Moving on.
So, because of social
distancing, movies like mulan
delayed their release.
And I was like, okay, so you
guys think mulan has covid
because she's chinese?
Like, that's racism.
It is.
Okay, but, some movies went
straight to on demand, which is
what I watch
so the first movie I saw was
"the hunt.
Can you guys see that?
Okay, so I don't know, the hunt
was like awkward
okay, sorry, but like a new
movie is premiering on the
samsung in the den, like, that's
awkward.
We had to like pause in the
middle, because my dog ate a
grape.
So yeah, the suspense -- nada.
Okay, so, the next movie I saw
was "emma.
And, I don't know, at first, I
was like, olden times?
That's awkward
but I don't know
it was like, even though they
had bonnets on
it was modern.
Like, you could tell they were
aware that me too had happened,
even though it hadn't.
I don't know
but like, the only thing that
was awkward about it is, like,
"emma" definitely stole a lot
from clueless.
Yeah, and then, I watched "the
invisible man.
And I don't know
like, I thought it was cute.
Okay, no
you guys, stop
I do not like "the invisible
man.
Stop, I just like -- yeah, like
he's aloof, he's mysterious,
he's got the energy of a guy
with a good body
like, but it's not that.
It's like -- I feel invisible
right now.
Like, sorry, but like I do, I --
between the virus and, like, the
father/daughter dance being
cancelled, which by the way, my
dad still wants to do.
But like we have to like still
do online classes.
And I like totally saw my ap
chem teacher like just sleeps on
a mattress on the floor.
And like, on top of all that, my
mom has been like trying on my
bathing suits and posting pics
yeah
so oh, cool, and my guy friends
just commented
perfect.
Speaking of comments -
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know, like happy quarantine I
guess?
I don't know, and louie c.K.'s
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