One, two.
One, two, three, four!
I don't wanna talk to you
(What did you say?)
I don't wanna walk with you
(Outta my way)
I'm not gonna fight with ya
(Don't wanna play)
I don't need anyone else
(Yeah, yeah)
I live my life for myself (Yeah, yeah)
I can't stand a thing that you say
I'm not listening any...
Oh, my gosh!
I thought you guys
said you were musicians!
Ash, babe.
I'm the lead singer, okay?
Just stick to
the backing vocals.
Sorry, I get carried away.
Yeah, I know, right?
It just kind of ruins
my song, you know?
I live my life for myself
(Yeah, yeah)
I can't stand a thing that you say
(Yeah, yeah)
I'm not listening anywaaaaaaaaaay!
(Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah)
And which one of you
is the girl?
Ha-ha.
Very funny.
"Loud and horrible,
but shows promise."
Welcome to the show.
Cool.
I guess we could hang.
No, no.
I just want her, not you.
What?
What?
Let's get
out of here, Ash.
Ash!
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
I won't sell out for nobody
Won't follow no fool
Would you stop?
I'd only be doing it for us.
Oh, really?
Yes, really!
If I won that money,
we could build our own recording
studio, start our own label.
I mean, the whole world
would get to hear your songs.
I'm not listening
to my girlfriend!
'Cause she just wants
to sell out
Ah, talked some sense
into that boyfriend of yours?
Lance is an artist, but I wouldn't
expect you to understand that.
You're right. I don't
understand that at all.
Now, you'll notice each list also includes
my ...
Hey, Moon, you gave me
the wrong list.
Cheesy pop's
not exactly my style.
Style! I'm glad you brought that up.
Now, let's see...
There.
Isn't this a great
color for you?
I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.
You got anything in black?
Black? What, you want everyone to
think you're going to a funeral?
You think you're some kind of
artsy-fartsy type? No, no, no.
Bingo! Pop star princess!
I am not singing this.
What's not to like?
You're a female
and you're a teenager.
This song was made for you.
Wow.
It's like you can see inside my tiny teenage mind.
I know, right?
You just gotta add some moves
and a little bit of...
- Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy -
- But here's my number, so call me maybe -
Go for it!
Oh, you mean like this?
- ... try to chase me -
- But here's my number, so call me maybe -
There you go!
You're a natural!
Baby, I'm back.
- Or how you have defended me when everybody tore me down. -
Yeah I want love to change my friends to enemies
What is going on here?
- Change my ... -
Hi, I'm Becky.
Becky?
Hey, what did you expect?
You're never around anymore.
I did it for us, Lance!
You and me!
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
I think I left
my sunglasses in there.
(Come on, Becky.
Let's get out of here.)
Next, please!
Ash, let's get you out here!
Oh! Stand back.
Moody teenager coming through.
Good luck, Ash.
I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
I just met you
this is crazy
here's my number, so call me maybe
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay. Enough of that!
Cut it! Cut it!
I don't think anyone's gonna
call her after that.
Okay, Ash. Um...
Hey, come on, Ash.
What is it?
Do you not like the dress?
Ow! Ow!
Ash, what's wrong?
When you set it all free, all free, all free
You set it all free
Wow.
You wrote that?
Uh, yeah. Do you like it?
Are you kidding?
It's fantastic!
You've got to
sing that today!
What about that?
We just witnessed the birth
of a genuine rock star!
Moon, you've got
some stuck here.
Ow!
All creatures
great and small.
welcome to
the New Moon Theater!
