 
This is a Trap Door

by Zachariah Bennet Douglas

copyright 2019 Zachariah Bennet Douglas

Dedicated to: Kevin the turtle

Contents:

Primus - Offended by Oneself......................................1

Secundus - Old Magick...........................................154

Tertius - Grandiloquent Obloquy................................291

Quartus - Reiterational Calmitude...............................395

Quintus - Access to Dictionary...................................522

Sextus - Fluid Emotions Evaporate...............................642

Septimus - Useless Keyholes.......................................701

Octavus - Turn Your Back for the Long Road Ahead..........855

Nonus - Tantrum Complete.......................................967

Decimus - Goodbye from December...........................1081

End................1094

11-20-2018

Primus: Offended by Oneself

1

What percentage of your life do you spend in tranquility?

2

The things that grab your attention are things like this.

3

A: I want to know the answers.

B: But you aren't ready to be taught.

4

Learning isn't hard.

Rocks are hard.

Learning is difficult.

Rocks aren't difficult.

You may consider them difficult to move,

but that's more of a grievance with gravity

than anything else.

5

Imagine...you find the love of your life. You get married and have a kid. You never fall upon hard times. Yet, your child grows up to be a great philosopher. Your offspring changes the world but you can't relate to em at all. To your child, we are all merely its. "We argue things like politics over lines of boundaries but if we all accepted our itness, then we wouldn't be able to trivialize anything!" For years...before the book deal and financial security...seemingly schizophrenic things just spewed forth from said philosopher's mouth. A huge part of your child is too inexplicable to ever get to know.

6

In comparison to the people you compare yourself to, the people I compare myself to are better...but only in a finite amount of ways.

7

"I like to surround myself with people I can intellectually relate to," said the reclusive genius.

8

Take your mind away from it all.

9

The positivity drains from me. When it first filled me up, I thought it a wondrous thing. Perhaps I allow it to drain from me merely to feel the rush of replenishment.

10

Fleeting things.

11

I wish I could go back and never figure out how to doubt myself.

12

I'm feeling a something.

A something like I've never felt.

Abrupt and brief distraction.

Settle in the atmospheric glum.

13

"Ain't no friend of mine gonna be some faggy artist type sitting around with his legs crossed like a lady, pierced ears, trimmed body hair, Left-leaning, sissypants sucking on a joint, blabbering the efficacy of the Arts like they're better than God," said absolutely no one ever cuz people aren't cruel fuckfaces at all.

14

Sarcasm?

How about facetiousery? Facetery?

Facetious.

Nah...sarcastic > facetious

15

Some words are supposed to sound high-brow.

16

Knuckle-scraping monkey-fucker.

17

Imagine: Your unemployed adult-child tries to reiterate the complexities only it has the brains to understand...but each reiteration gets more and more complex. At some point, you just give up. You still love your child, but it's almost like it's autistic. There but absent too. Life never, ever gets to be picturesque.

18

If a philosopher conforms to society too much, then it ceases to be a philosopher.

19

I may not want to touch you, but am with you.

20

We know the American entertainment monstrosity is oversaturated with violence, avarice, and hypersexualization. We know it has a detrimental effect on the way we think. So like: Think about your ancestors...maybe some lived in what is now Africa. These people weren't hyper-obsessed with money and vanity. Maybe your ancestors lived in the hills of what is now Russia. Perhaps nomads that lived amongst a few families. These people weren't raised on songs about sexually abusive parents and anthems of drug-fueled suicidal ideation. These are the people we insult when we act like we don't know exactly why kids are shooting up schools.

21

Things that diminish positivity exist. Ideally, just ignore these things. If everyone ignored what makes them hostile...well, World Peace.

22

I mean: Really...imagine a life before electricity and kings. Before zooming cars and devices. No one contemplated political corruption. It was all maintenance. Have a home and eat. Live with nature. I've seen documentaries about monks and whatnot. It's actually really fucken simple to live at one with nature. Hunters understand...and don't understand, simultaneously.

23

Language separates us from beasts.

Language also separates us from each other.

24

Possessions and space.

The psychopathogenic valuation of these things is what makes humanity live in <100% functionality, prosperity, and emotional/physical health.

25

Doing a philosopher's part in fixing humanity is torture.

26

Giving a fuck is a pointless side project.

27

Some actors/actresses literally played their part in making the world shittier.

28

Our ancestors would probably be happy that we tell our stories still, but why we infuse everything with conflict and scatological nonsense would most likely confound them.

29

All kids rebel and grow to be somewhat philosophically different than their parents. When you're a philosopher, there is no possible way you'll ever grasp why your parents choose to exist as they do.

Your parents misconstrue this as contempt.

30

When you are a philosopher, you have to be cognizant of the chance that some foolish despot will misconstrue your writings and use your words to start a world war.

31

Parents of a philosopher shouldn't consider the gravity of their child's destiny.

32

Receptive is my only emotion.

33

"Yes, Mr. President, I received your arrogance and will process the frustration your cold, dead heart is poisoning me with," said the jester.

34

I appreciate soldiers for their sacrifice and bravery.

I am glad that's not what I was destined to do

I consider anyone that follows politics a soldier.

I am no soldier.

I don't get to care that much about politics.

My heart doesn't bleed...it pumps properly.

35

Sometimes, vicissitudes seem infinite.

36

Too many people act like maturation tapers off when one turns 18. From personal experience, I've been going thru phases all my life. Tiny eras of living a certain way...certain of certain things. Groups of years when I was something I can only notice and categorize in retrospect. I am only 36.

37

Why do jobs make us ill-receptive to learning?

38

Some philosophers are lousy teachers.

These are my favorite...it's like they just say "fuck you" to intellectualism.

39

Social injustice is boring,

but only obviously.

40

A - Reject social valuation of X

B - Valuate X

C - Reassess social valuation of X

and decide to what extent it is moot

D - Incorporate social valuation into personal philosophy

41

Memes bother me more than a tickly booger while sitting in public.

42

A: Being helpful is no reason to opine anything as negative.

B: What about phony self help books?

A: Phony help is not help. A charade is not what it appears to be.

43

New social norm: Kinda goofing off in public.

(Formality's value diminished by a third)

44

Our ancestors didn't have a formal counting system.

I was taught at least 2 in school. Political-minded folk argue the efficacy of this way vs. that, but many exist.

Our ancestors language was probably less expansive.

I was taught 2 languages in school. Many hundreds exist.

Recent ancestors lived in a mostly White country.

Now there's all sorts of people in America.

Lighten up, you p.c. blowhards.

*p.c. = politically-correct

45

Politicking gives unique perspective.

46

Any given permutation may be valued at zero.

47

Syntax isn't anything to worry over.

48

Worry is the opiate of jackasses.

49

"If I brainwash myself, I'll do it right," said the person classified as obsessive/compulsive.

50

Why function in a faulty system?

Why applaud a terrible performance?

Why take part in a grand disaster?

Why not finally live life tonight?

51

American politicians are better at making it seem like they are acceptably functional than they are at being acceptably functional. Lots of airs are put on...at great expenses...people starve so that it can appear that our government is the paragon of exemplitude. But, everyone knows it's a ruse. All across the world, it's a known shit-show and then y'all have the audacity to vote for people that claim nationalistic superiority.

52

Feminism concedes to the patriarch because the next great female philosophers are unknowns...just like male philosophers.

Society doesn't get this.

53

Folk talk about authoritarianism as if it's a shitty parenting style, but I don't think we ought to fault world leaders for growing up in authoritarian homes.

54

World leaders don't lead the world.

They kinda just sit around screwing the pooch and gawking at stockpiles of money. Perplexed by their hubris.

Nitwits...some of them.

55

You can't be anti-violence and have armies and billions of weapons in your country.

It seems that people use weapons (sometimes) just so a possession of theirs doesn't go unused.

56

Rivalries are delusions.

57

Beauty is a distraction.

Distractions are used like psychological warfare weapons to make you want to buy things you'll probably never afford. You know this but forget at times how detrimental it is to you.

58

Personality disorders are a result, so to speak.

You can be X and not disordered.

59

I don't feel it ideal to wait around for scientists of all sorts to explain whatever it is they know. If I think that baggies taste better cuz they suck up some bag-taste...I don't need to research it...I don't need to trust a nerd-pro that's all like: "Blah, blah, blah..." I know what's up.

#FrenchFries

60

The people that take part in making television have no clue how to raise children.

61

Blanket statements are for those that need an intimation of: "You know who you are!"

62

It's strange how many beautiful single mothers there are. I mean: Drop-dead gorgeous women...any kind you prefer...big, petitie, blonde, dye-job, smart, White trash, etc. It's like adoption, really. Do you want a ready-made family? You can stroll into a life of part-time work/part-time babysit, easy-peasy, fuck someone out of your league...but there's always the baby-daddy. Round here, they're always half-piece-of-shit fuckheads. It's never a good divorce/breakup. A lot of times, addiction is involved. Meh...people talk about epidemics...

63

On nights of binge drinking, have marijuana handy just in case the fear gets ahold of ya.

64

There was this one time...I took way too much acid.

Not just too much.

Way too much.

I know things I ought not.

65

Family knows you can't really give up on family.

66

"Yesterday, I felt like my old self. The self that everyone seemed to like and love. I existed upon that precipice for what seemed like forever. Now, I feel like my new self and I resent everyone for destroying the old me," said the moody teenager.

67

Now imagine you are the sibling of a philosopher. Your brother/sister will never fit in with your friends. You have to cope with your parents talking about the difficulties of having a supergenius for a child. Second best (at least) you are. You read your sibling's writings but can't much follow along.

68

Self-poked tattoos hurt.

People that say otherwise have less than 20.

69

I don't know why I am an extremist.

Dogs don't seem to classify and judge me.

All other animals are cool with me.

The only beings that fucken care about

my appearance are humans.

A small percentage of humans.

70

If I was a bird,

I would be a raven.

The folklore alone sells it.

71

When you don't want a ready-made family,

drop-dead gorgeous single moms suck you into their lives.

(It's kinda awesome.)

72

I hate shitty fathers.

But, as a non-parent, my opinion is ignorant as fuck.

73

A: Meditation?

B: Nah. I'd rather get lost in my mind.

74

Cultural differences are gargantuan

but not reasons for war.

75

World Peace is not harming those you come into contact with.

76

World Peace includes inter-species harmonious coexistence.

77

Perhaps one day another species will take our example and kill humankind merely to classify us for the sake of knowledge that will be valued greater than said species' starving and homeless.

78

Bipartisanship ruins lives like ghetto bullshit of the late 1900s did.

79

The thing about agoraphobics is that you don't want them in public.

80

"I don't fear society. I fear losing that many IQ points...and that much sense of autonomy," said the agoraphobic.

81

Find out what kind of day you were born on.

This data matters.

(I was born on a Wednesday.)

82

Feminist bandwagoning is about as cool as trash tv.

83

Anger is ugliness

84

Now that I've read dozens of psychology and philosophy books, I can safely say that most people are on autopilot and terrified to actually control their lives completely.

85

Social media has made living one's own life a vicarious ordeal.

86

I find the sound of fake violence on tv abhorrent.

Also, I can see no purpose in watching real violence of any sort.

87

Most devices don't need a passcode.

Your life probably isn't that important.

88

Parenthood trumps...but trumping is a dick-move and you know it.

89

Even the best of us merely do the best we can do.

90

I can't get famous people to engage me on social media.

This is why I don't give a fuck about their political opinions.

91

Democrats are obligated to believe in Hollywood.

92

You now how when kids rebel and entwine themselves in previously-tabooed behaviors (sex, mind-altering substances, etc.)? Well, that void...that pitfall...is gargantuan in ghetto areas. It's not so much the actions themselves...same ol' stories keep repeating...naw, the actions are whatever. See: What's really fucked is how it all feels. The absolute disregard for self and others. We become our baser urges and if anyone gave ya shit, it was like: "Fuck off, nigga." There's something inexplicable about that sentiment. It's like the epithet "nigger" gave way to "nigga" and when you party with bangers that give into their id...you are just a nigga...an annoying nigga.

Our ancestors weep for us.

93

A: Excuse me, First Lady...why would you stand by a man that hordes millions of dollars while thousands of his citizens starve and/or are homeless?

B: Because being rich is awesome. It's like when you were a young adult partying...complete disregard for everything and everyone.

A: Even if you gave all your money away right now, you would still burn in Hell for your greed.

B: Which is why I'd never give this money away.

94

There are people in the USA that could give away every cent they have today and by 12:01am tomorrow they will be richer than many entire families.

95

Being wealthy seems to me a landscape in a distance. Like it's a goal that I'm just supposed to admire from afar. The rich always look at the non-rich like: "You might get here one day." So, like: Being rich is not a state of mind....it's an actual place.

96

Television is more than just entertainment.

#manifoldexpansion

97

Who is stupider?

-The person who ruins civility for everyone by being an asshole...which leads to asinine laws that punish all.

-or-

-The government that makes asinine laws that punish all instead of only the offenders.

?

98

Often, I cannot stop thinking about politics. I actually have to will myself to think about other things.

99

A woman celebrates finally getting child support checks from her baby-daddy.

Ha...working class wages cause this shit.

100

Too many deserve more.

101

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

I kinda wanna slaughter anyone that buys anything tomorrow. Seriously, if you think buying shit that could wait a day...validating how corporations force employees to sacrifice family holidays for a few hours of time and a half...they have to miss out on their families so some people can avoid theirs...well, then you're an asshole that doesn't understand America.

102

Be honest...you don't care about family traditions in America.

103

To be a great leader is to convince the masses that they are on the wrong path.

Go on.

Tell a stranger that they'd be lost without you.

104

When you are a philosopher, you still go thru those rebellious teen years when you think everyone is full of shit, including your parents. Surely, you don't lash out. (Thoughts in the mind are oftentimes best left in the mind.) Yet, there's never a moment when you realize you were the one who was full of shit all along. No profound humility.

#partiality

105

Dear hyper-p.c. White people,

You are far too stuck-up to be speaking for Black folk.

Anonymous

106

"Television causes autism," said the aspie.

*aspie = someone with Asperger's Syndrome (a.k.a. High Functioning Autism)

107

Yes, I am aware of how ignorant I will always be, regardless of how much I learn.

Are you?

108

We all know those reclusive-types might be right. Electricity is probably bad for humans...especially when we shove devices inches from our faces on a quotidian basis. When the power goes out, everything seems to calm. I guess it comes down to whether or not you want to know how it feels to live away from certain luxuries.

109

"I bet solar energy is better for the being," said a positor.

110

Bands allow comments on their videos (eventho they see the slander...notice arguments breaking out...get upset over critiques...etc.) because folk tend to think any place where Free Speech could be is where it should be.

111

Most of the arguments on the internet start over trivial bullshit.

112

The arduous wait while my body utilizes stored fat I've been keeping on my midsection for years.

113

All millionaires are richer than the poor folk's gods.

114

Voicelessness...if my voice goes unheard, why speak?

Why concern myself with that which I cannot affect??

115

Of our ancestors, I wonder who started being a dick/cunt first.

-or-

Are we still fighting our animalistic side...soon to prevail int a new era of enlightenment?

116

Just because you think animals don't have souls doesn't mean they don't.

#godcomplex

117

Americans love to talk about things that won't happen. "If you would have gotten my car dirty...", "If I won the lotto, I would...", "I'm worried about...", etc.

118

If you grew up physically corrected by your parents but are raising your children without physical punishment, they will never be able to behave the way you do.

119

"If the antagonism doesn't stop, I'm going to wind up joining that which I cannot beat," said your conscience.

120

Insanity is being sane in the moments when everyone has obviously lost their minds.

121

Doctors are wrong. Panic attacks last as long as they need to.

122

What could I know of what modern medicine is on the cusp of?

There are only so many cusps one can live cognizant of.

123

Dating someone with a shitty babby daddy is hell. At any minute, he could show up toasted on whatever and kill you. Then, the kid has moments when it acts like an ungrateful bastard that deserves to get physically corrected...but if you lose your cool, Dad will be there to kick your ass. The kid disregards your humanity and emasculates you with bravado-infused insolence...and you really wonder if love is rational. This strains your relationship with the mother. The absent father is always looming in spirit like a shitty cop.

124

Manipulation is used by idiots only.

(Yes, I mean you.)

125

A: What is more heartbreakingly sad: Rap or Metal?

B: Metal. No, wait...Rap. Nah. It's foolish to compare tragedies.

126

If the bleeding-hearts don't think Metal is real...think about it...fuckers screaming about abuse and philosophical understandings of reality that fly in the face of the status quo...

...screaming...

...then, the music influences to the point of the mosh pit phenomenon. We shove one another, forcefully, in an act of catharsis.

Fuck.

127

People that think they deserve to be millionaires make me laugh.

Fuckfaces.

128

Obsession is the result of society tabooing imagination in past generations.

129

Thinking profound doesn't make life full of experience.

130

Often, I teeter on the edge of drug addiction because

nothing else makes me feel alive.

131

I keep getting blamed for others' emotional upheavals.

132

Breaking shit to relieve stress when life totally craps on you.

I didn't invent it.

133

Feminists seem to both A: Hate mansplaining and B: hate how men were indoctrinated to bottle their emotions.

Paradoxes!

134

After a particularly overwhelming day, the aspie dissociated, hid in his/her room for days, and binge-watched a sci-fi tv series.

135

No logical examples on the surface.

Spherical world views.

Redouble efforts.

Inward scream.

Fuck off.

136

The 1990s/2000s wanted me to be obsessed with psychological thrillers and Nu Metal. (I don't feel bad for being a "creepazoid".) Then, I got obsessed with psychology and music theory. Found limits to those schools of thought. Smoked more weed than anyone could ever truly need. All is boring. I was exposed to insanity a zillion times before I started finding it entertaining.

137

"Go on...prove to me that rejection has an opposite," said the ugly unsigned musician.

138

Why even acknowledge Thanksgiving if America has decided to give up on it for our shitty jobs?

139

The jobs-president wants you to work.

He knows we'll never strike on a profound level.

140

Fame is a joke.

141

The way you treat me makes me physically ill.

142

Drug addicts act like you are the asshole for being terrified of them when they relapse.

143

Drug addicts act like all the shit they forgot because they were blitzed when it happened shouldn't really matter. As if those moments of reality are moot...and it's solipsistically selfish of you to place any value on those moments burned into your memory forever.

144

I came to you in crisis

and you sucked.

Fuck off.

I forgive you, tho.

145

After the election where marijuana was legalized in his/her state, the American was denied a job for testing positive for marijuana...because after we vote, our decisions take weeks, months, or longer to be implemented.

Don't make your democracy this way.

146

"Our democracy isn't perfect," said the humble man.

147

No one is the best if it's valid to say: "You suck too."

148

"The Muslims I've met seem to have a genuinely positive disposition. As if they are just as hopeful and confused as the rest of us. They are anthropologically heartwarming. Haitians are similar, yet I got more of a family-vibe from them. Black people, in general, treat everyone like family. I dig that. White folk don't. That's not a good/bad kind of thing. Muslims don't treat people like family. They seem benevolently our-people rather than we-people...while still remaining cognizant of humanity being a collective. It's hard for me to say what White people seem to be. Behaviors are often mimicked unknowingly. Emotions reciprocated. There is a weird emotion I get from some Muslim folk around Downriver...they fear White people. These people are probably the ones that came from really...let's say: compromised-and-potentially-heartbreaking situations...," thought the kind White person that knew if he/she said such thoughts in public that someone would lose their mind because everyone else is sick of how White people opine and classify races.

149

"The hardest thing I ever did involved working in a busy restaurant with immigrants that could barely speak the language. It was only one night. Heck...only a few hours. But yeah, I almost wound up in the hospital for a nervous breakdown," said the perfectly healthy American.

150

Sharing is easier when communication is simple.

151

Duh.

152

Entertain the masses.

Entertain the masses.

Entertain the masses.

Entertain the masses.

Entertain the masses.

Entertain the masses.

You are a tool.

Entertain the masses.

153

I am not a drug addict.

I don't have a mental disorder.

I merely don't know how to cope

with what our ancestors could never have conceived.

Secundus: Old Magick

154

X: So what you are saying is that you agree with a religion that insists upon dominance?

Y: Yes.

X: Why?

Y: God is love.

X: Your god.

Y: God.

X: Your god.

Y: God.

X: Your god.

Y: God.

X: I hate you, family member deluded into believing hierarchical bullshit.

Y: You still love me, tho...right?

X: Always.

155

Life doesn't have to make sense because it doesn't.

156

Parent to child:  
A: You hurt her feelings. That was wrong. Go apologize.

B: Okay.

Adult to adult:

A: You hurt her feelings. That was wrong. Go apologize.

B: Okay.

*Just pointing out how that's supposed to go.

157

Of course I feel compunction.

You would to if it was a commonly thrown around word.

158

What you gotta understand is: Cognizance of the world since the internet has come about trips everyone out. Not just you.

159

The moment you realize there is no more denying the problem sitting in front of you.

Even if it's a reflection of yourself.

Tho, who are you to define and judge you?

We've all stared into the mirror too long and watched our normal selves slip away, right?

160

X: So you agree with the tabooing of magickal religions?  
Y: Yes...and persecution of their kind. Executions and all that.

X: I didn't choose to be related to you.

161

I don't question my sexuality.

I'm rather sick of these college-people acting like we need to renew our eligibility in who we prefer to do. Even with the gay folk...p.c. people are like: "Maybe you are extra gay? Maybe you'd like to become like the stereotypes on tv and blah, blah, blah...we love to speak for you in public when you aren't around to woke the phonies to blah, blah, blah...have you ever been with someone who is trans? I swear, I'd fuck at least 2 of those porn stars if my husband ever left me...but he won't...I love him...barf, barf, barf....holy crap, could you imagine being with a..."

162

You act like complacent rockstars, sometimes.

Maybe rockstars merely act like White trash people like you being complacent.

#SickBurn

163

Adult aspies do what they have to do regardless of how medical science insists upon redefinition and supplanting words.

164

"Cool. This human is like us," thought very few people.

165

[Lyrics idea]

Look at her, look at her

Dating skinny guy that goes to the gym

after skinny guy that goes to the gym

She's so lucky

to fuck a body like that

Sex acrobatics an option

Climax on his girth

Fantasy indulgence

and it's back to her stupid job

where 20% less is again something to think about

Stupid fucken customers

American asshole shoppers

Buying things that make us rude

Especially food and pesticides

Emotional content implied

A prologue too long

and a seismic shift into rigmarole

with a guy so basic that it seems nothing matters

but he fucks like a pro when he's stoned

and life sucks

Smoke a bowl and get fucked

166

X: I would be over with "the one" on the holiday but you hate people that aren't our race, so I bounce around from toxic relationship to toxic relationship and I find myself resentful of your limits placed upon my existence. I'm not good enough for you. I'll never be good enough for "the one" because all I know is that the love inherent in myself may lose me my entire family...and fuck you for behaving in such a manner. I shouldn't have to say fuck you...it's socially implied. The morals you gave me as a child...those morals should have you in a fucken shame spiral right now.

Y: God bless you. I'm not validating anything you just said. I have a turkey to cook. Grandma Jenkins is flying in. Sid, Becky, Aunt Petunia, Uncles Norm, Dennis, and Patrick all have to work...some in the a.m. Some in the afternoon. Some in the evening and night. I'll be here all day...so, I'll see everyone...except you. Tho, there isn't a point when everyone will be in the house at the same time for a picture.

167

Anyone that shops on Thanksgiving is a terrorist.

168

When you are living with a child, it's best to assess all situations as varying levels of playing. (Never reaching zero, obviously.)

169

Play at 100% as often as rationally possible.

170

Goofing off > Formality

(Yet: Sufficiency!)

171

Phones are like autism...people seem to drift off into different worlds. Attention and focus are relegated to noncorporeal interests.

172

There are days when a genius feels so smart...is functioning at such an efficient level that he/she cannot speak to anyone lest they offend with uncontrollable pedantics. If left alone, the genius will do great work. If not, it might collapse and never wake up. The stupidity of others is quite high.

173

Sick of limits and piss-poor definitions, he/she became a nudist.

174

I'm sick.

Not sick-with, tho.

Sick-of.

In-bed-barely-able-to-move sick-of.

175

The way tv presents everything

makes me hate everything.

176

If I ever lose my mind, a few people will be like:

"I knew I was right to treat him like a creepy perv."

So, unless I flip out...fuck them bitches.

177

Self-actualization is often a privilege.

178

If you have a relative that was/is a drug addict, then the moment you allow drugs to become okay in your life is the moment your relatives will assume you are an addict also. See: They ignored the tell-tale signs when it came to the addict, so they go completely overboard with you. If you split with a long-time girlfriend/boyfriend and wind up binge drinking for a couple weeks, you are just as bad as your addict relative.

This is called conflation and it's fucken retarded.

179

The future festers in the wings

because we're forced to live in a world

of shitty systems created by dumber people than us

who value stubbornness over World Peace.

180

Oftentimes, a quaint reiteration of a famous quote is a reaction to causal events, ya know? Read a person's book and you might start thinking like them...coming to the same conclusions and whatnot. Sometimes, that "famous" quote is infantile. Some philosophers dabble in too much. (Perhaps we all do.) An expert in many fields is not an expert in all fields. Sometimes you are just blabbering ultracrepidarian-like and you's best to just shut up, if you knows what I'ma sayin. I'm sure you do. I'm explaining all this on a child's level. It seems everyone else's limits, expectations, hopes, and whatnot have turned into a dysphoric expunging of free will...and that's simply gross. Seriously, I often sit in wonder of being thrown into a mental ward cuz you can't tell me everyone ain't lost their minds. It's obvious. And, who is the first to go? People that don't fit in, conform, do well, and behave like respectable off-duty cops, clergy, and kindergarten teachers.

181

"No. I don't want to talk to your grandmother. I don't care how fucking nice she is" said perspective that goes over heads.

182

I grew up resenting the world cuz I was a metalhead. That's what we did. "Fuck the world. Take my resentment." I got older. Grew out of the total misanthropy...but I'm a realist, ya know? I'm always gonna be somewhat of a shit. But now that everyone seems to resent the world, I'm just sick of it. I guess I never hated humanity...just my own disinterest.

183

"I hate the way eating feels in my mouth," said the aspie.

184

I'm not a pussy cuz I'm a vegetarian.

I was always a pussy.

Shy.

Non-violent.

185

American kids in the 1980s and 90s were shits.

186

Sometimes when you are a philosopher, the world doesn't deserve your epiphanies.

187

When you can't help the world with money, you really understand how stingy our presidents have been.

188

I lean left-hand path.

We should ban together and argue with the "Republicans" to distract them from implementing church rules on us.

189

The past reflects the past reflecting the past.

190

Profundity means squat in a country where everyone is waiting around for a miracle.

191

I think it's funny how people lord forgiveness over people...

...as if forgiveness can be earned and deserved!

192

Possibility: You are a cunted asshole.

193

Social media makes humanity look pathetic.

Especially family and friends.

194

When did every adult I know turn into a complacent trophy-spouse that acts like domestication is what humans are made for?

195

"I forgive you for me being a dick to you," said the river rat.

196

A: You're really intense.

B: Yup. Could you imagine how excruciatingly boring you seem to me?

197

Narcissists always want you to share in their happiness. This is especially hard when you don't have anything to be happy about.

198

"Mall santas are not the real Santa because the real Santa wouldn't charge anyone to let their kid talk to him for 20 seconds and get pics taken...and the prices on the professional shots...well, they just scare away the lower classes," said the toddler.

199

When prices are high, people buy less.

200

If money is power and lots of folk are getting super-rich for stupid shit (thanks internet!), then the powerful will still be stupid fools in the future.

Hmph.

It's called compassion and humility...

quit being a dick.

201

I can rationalize anything...cuz I'm not retarded.

202

"Call em niggers if you want, but keeping them less-educated and in poverty just exacerbates their feral and id-centric sides," said the serpent to the clouds.

203

Selfie culture hates others' perception of it.

204

In America, gas station/convenience store owners drive 4 blocks to the discount grocery and buy products they sell in their businesses for like 2-6 times the price.

Hunh?

205

I objectify women, but only on a baser level.

206

Curb excusability.

Assess world.

Revalue excusability.

207

Remain neutral.

208

Apparently, our ancestors, people less evolved than us, sucked more than we do.

209

"What aspie reaction will you make me have and how bad will you make me feel for it today?" asks the aspie to anyone he/she sees on a daily basis.

210

It's weird to think that I could lose it at any moment. The ghetto is a prison. I've already been exposed to extremities of negative emotion that are unimaginable to the onlookers. Poverty has tore a hole in me wide enough to destroy my friendships. My family on thin ice. All is ready to fall thru and nothing I say or do makes any difference. Write a story. Write a song. Apply for a job. Talk to a stranger. Nada.

If you try to affect the world and you just can't do it, it proves that you are not of this world. If unworldly, then your rejection of self and others will be complete and other-worldly. If not human, then understandment of human complexity is incomplete. Lack of understandment causes contention. Person gets pushed to its limits...exposing it to human negativity extremities...which cause a reaction to said limits.

211

There are certain people...if I ever seen them again, I would just sigh about the fundamental tragedy of life.

212

He was nothing to everyone until she came along

but he still resented everyone for rejecting his individual self.

213

If your parents are delusional, you know nothing of reality all your life.

*Faith, racism, and hope are all delusions.

214

Tempers flare when you let your child assassinate in any way.

215

Video games are real.

216

"Simulations can't teach us anything we don't want to learn," said someone...soon afterward, that someone realized just how contradictory and paradoxical humans can be at times.

217

Culture is not an it, it is a them.

218

"I'm not a fan of that minority's culture," said you.

219

Being ignored aggravates to no end.

220

I bet rockstars just sit around laughing hysterically at the unsigned musicians they ignore. I bet they are so proud when their apathy turns decent people into feral trolls that quit biting their tongues.

221

Some people think the president is a monster. These people obsess over our "leader" and end up treating benevolent people like monsters in an act of misdirected hostility.

222

When you are an unsigned musician, you see the industry for the shit show it is. You know what producers do and how bands cave. You know exactly what Pop is and how these manufactured dotards without a lick of philosophical sense end up leaders of witless masses...

...but, we now live in a time when too many people are putting their faith in these manufactured dotars cuz the president is a fuck-hat. So, witless masses are praising manufactured dotards for their stances against political stupidity.

-witless masses

-manufactured dotards

-political stupidty

Witless, dotards, stupidity.

223

The further away from something you get, the clearer it gets.

Yet, to look upon it is to know you aren't of it.

Perspective shifting.

Perspective shifting.

224

It's like: Some people shit on ya cuz that's just what life does to people like you.

225

"I'm not brainwashed," said everyone still linked to the server.

226

"I'd like to be socially-informed," said someone so deep in social bullshit that they didn't even remember what actual intelligence is.

227

Being smart never helped me.

Being smart helps humans.

Therefore: I am not human

Ha.

228

Common sense isn't gone.

It's merely that there is too much of it to keep track of.

229

Make kids smarter than the last generation?

Hmph.

Doesn't seem like an intelligent idea.

Seems like we're overloading children and causing them to spaz out.

230

We can't raise children to be smarter than us or we'll lose them to autism.

231

Oftentimes, I wonder why we entertain ourselves with heroics...evil triumphed over...evil sided with. Conflict-resolution an opiate of the masses confused as to why kids kill. Champions of duality. Payers of mall prices.

232

Reaction is not a mental disorder.

233

The president shakes hands with one of the Black dudes keeping the radio a smut-paradise where innuendo is obvious and the evangelists still love him despite his quotidian sinning.

234

No one deserves to die, I guess.

But I wish that some people would quit being ignorant assholes or kill themselves.

I wonder how my enemies feel about me.

235

"The only way to see a millionaire is to turn on a tv," said the resident of Ecorse, MI.

236

"Waiting for my future to unfold is taking forever!" exclaimed the ugly person.

237

If you spend too much time trying to hold your family together, then it is the time to accept your family is fubar and your time is better spent elsewise.

238

The problem is that everyone is looking for the answers. They search. Yet, if someone hands them the answers, they refuse the answers because they only value knowledge found. If they don't find it in themselves, the answers are moot...even if the answers given are the only answers.

239

I don't value homelessness more than living under a crazy person's roof.

Crazy people value their sense of home more than your mental well-being.

240

When I was a kid and I watched tv/movies...and the character was in an existential crisis...the character often contemplated suicide, if only momentarily. So, when I got older and had an existential crisis, I contemplated suicide.

I figured I should cuz that's what humans do, right?

241

I didn't invent anything anyone could consider macabre.

242

What kind of person am I if I reflect no one?

243

I, like too many people, need someone amazingly awesome to look up to.

Not idolize or become a sycophant to.

Just a genuine person to look up to.

Someone awesome globally.

244

"Wait...I'm not an expert at everything just because I went to college in America?" bleated the goat.

245

Dominance pants.

Go on...try em on.

You know you wanna.

245

A: Sexual orientation?

B: Straight.

A: Monogamous or non-monogamous?

B: Um...monogamous.

A: Sapiosexual?

B: Hunh?

A: Pansexual?

B: I...uh...

A: ...any trans leanings?

B: Well...

A: ...how about bisexual?

B: I already said I'm straight.

A: You can be straight and bi.

B: Um...

A: ...your problem is that you only classify yourself with the initial choices of sexuality.

B: Initial choices?

A: Yes. Straight or gay. After that, there are many classifications to fall into. Are you intersexed?

B: No. I don't think so.

A: [Sighs] Why aren't you an expert on the new divisions of sexuality?

B: I...uh...

A: ...you ignorant fools are the worst. You just want the world to be "easily definable" and not "obfuscated by pop culture trends". I'll tell ya: You need to get woke cuz there's all sorts of orgasms you are missing out on.

B: Sorry, P.C. Satan.

A: Don't apologize. So have you thought of being non-sexual?

246

"I'm sick of trying to keep up with the youth," said everyone older than 29.

247

The young are not wise.

The old are not humble.

The people in between are busy raising children and conforming to fogey politics.

248

Philosophers are the minority society relegates to a pile of worthlessness the most.

Seriously, go online...or even into corporeal public...and say something profound. You will be hated and smeared if not completely ignored...and you'll feel terrible afterward...but, if and only if you are a philosopher.

Charlatans lack the compunction.

249

A: So, I'm either actualized as what I know I am or I am a loser?

B: Yup.

250

The internet has taken average intelligence and expanded it to an Earthly average intelligence. A world intelligence. Unfortunately, average is still 30 IQ points away from basic genius and basic genius is retardation with the ability to read.

#SickBurn

251

Rockstars ought not act like retaliation from people they give cold shoulders to is reprehensible.

252

A: It's not that you suck or whatever...you are merely not important to humanity, as a whole.

B: But no one else...

A: ...important people will fix humanity.

B: I'm not important?

A: Right. Believe that. Don't try. Kill yourself.

B: What?

A: You aren't important to humanity.

B: Your opinion.

A: I am society.

253

Family members be like:  
"Treat my biases as if they are dogma. If you don't accept all of my bullshit eccentricities, then you don't love me. You are shitting on our ancestors' graves!"

254

The elders that act like you are crapping on your ancestors' graves for not putting up with their crap are often the relatives that malign you the most.

So it's like: The ones telling you not to disrespect your family are the ones that disrespect you...a member of the family.

Hmph!

255

The other foot always falls in the future.

256

We live in a time of non-complimentary compliments.

#SocialMedia

257

Things on my mind.

The mind is non-corporeal.

Can things be on the mind?

Is it possible for things to be off the mind?

Maybe they should stay where they are: On my mind.

Could there ever be too many things on my mind?

Does the excess merely go in my head?

Is that what causes people to go out of their mind?

If out, then in.

The mind has an inside.

If inside, then side.

Inside, left side, right side, etc.

If left/right, then center.

#FuzzyLogic

#Infinity

258

X: Do you condone racism?

Y: Racism isn't the worst thing you can do.

X: You don't do racism. You believe it.

Y: I know plenty of people that have done racist things and they are good people.

X: How can doing bad be good?

Y: Do wrong right.

X: Just because you can use some words to appear to make sense doesn't mean that you do.

Y: I'm tired. I love your philosophical brain, but I've got this terrible back pain all the sudden.

259

Intimation/suggestive behaviors are real.

No one wants to talk about it, but they are real.

260

What if the best you can do is gonna keep you poor, single, and misunderstood for the rest of your life (which is less than half over)?

261

All I have left is reckless hope.

262

A: It's okay to keep children in certain darks, so to speak.

B: Nope. Not in America!

A: Aw...c'mon. They're just kids.

B: They gotta learn sometime.

A: But they're graphically murdering on their devices.

B: How else are they going to be ready for the future? Media keeps getting more and more violent over the generations. By the time kids today are adults, well...Lord only knows.

A: So, this is God's plan...to train children in tactical planning and desensitize them to graphic violence?

B: You turned out okay.

263

A: If not positive, then negative.

B: Nope. If not positive, then infinity-minus-one other possibilities.

264

Sometimes I don't know what to say to people cuz I don't know what they don't know.

265

Science isn't sure exactly what to think but it tells people what to believe.

Ha!

266

If excusability, then all is merely reaction.

If all is merely reaction, we might as well believe in fate...therefore God.

No free will.

We are confluences unfolding.

No non-reason.

267

An existential crisis is when you mature while living in a culture that sensationalizes to sell basic human needs.

268

Often, I can't perform my daily tasks without being on a device of some sort for at least 3 hours. The resultant headache is mild...but I think of kids zapping their brains with devices...and how I grew up glued to television...the detrimental effects are obvious to me and I've not read much on the subject. Just basic neuroscience mixed with a bit of psychology.

269

"With one hand I preach peace, unity, and equality. With the other, I do the same," signed the deaf person.

270

Some nights you gotta shut off early. Quit falling asleep to the tv. Power down your phone. Don't even read a book. Just lay there for hours letting your mind drain. (Minds can be full!)

271

Governments opine change as revolution instead of renaissance.

272

If I'm to remain neutral, y'all gotta quit pulling me into your beefs...also, quit conflating my distaste with yours. Distastes can be unequal. Either way...distastes are merely opinions and reactions.

273

Aspie acerbic tongue

-or-

Hypersensitive neurotypicals lost in narcissism

?

274

See, the laypeople know squat about Psychology.

Sure, they can internet-search a disorder, but they don't see Psychology as theoretical as it is. They don't know about the hotly-contested theories. To the layperson, theory is fact. This happens in other fields of study too. Laypeople will hear what's up in Physics or whatever, then they go back to their lives. They might not get another update from Physics for decades. Not much happens...but lots happens, ya know? We are on the cusp of so little. Back to Psychology...if your parents think you are Borderline, they aren't going to do years of research before shipping you off to a government-level shrink (in the hood) that wants to diagnose you in minutes. But, laypeople trust medical professionals when it comes to you not "acting crazy"...which is an opinion. Plus, laypeople rarely consider the future of Psychology or whatever. They take not into account the flux of existence. Seriously...most people only learn about Psychology when it is necessary. Only when they have to will the layperson learn Mind Theory.

275

I'm a brainiac surrounded by hubrises with people attached.

276

Good parents be like:

"Turn down the brightness on your device, child."

277

No...go on...gradually blind yourself and wonder why your night vision sucks.

278

People look at their devices like they are reality, hope, frustration, sadness, elation, and more important than spending quality time with family and friends.

279

Ever notice how people tend to reject causal events when said events would prove them wrong, vindicating you?

280

If I can't rid the world of love, then love is eternal.

It doesn't go away.

Unrequited, perhaps.

But eternal nonetheless.

281

Only now at 36 do I understand my high school classmates. I now think I'm socially mature enough to act like a stupid fucken teenager like everyone else in this country.

282

A: Not me!

B: I guess...since you say so.

A: Your sarcasm is not appreciated.

B: It wasn't meant to be appreciated, you nitwit.

283

If I spoke to people how I really felt necessary, someone would murder me within a week.

284

I'm a psychopath

-or-

You don't really understand Psychology or Philosophy

285

Contain my inner-asshole...well, if we all did that, there would be no reason for politics. We'd simply have a few logistics experts keeping everything moving along optimally.

286

As an aspie that has to mirror/mask in public, I'd like to tell all these histrionic fuckfaces that their personalities can change size. Kids have inside and outside voices. Your big personality can shrink down.

287

Cognizance of Mind Theory allows you to understand some of the extremities humans can go to...how we all exhibit tendencies in all sorts of directions. Like: We are all histrionic, to a point. Once you learn about it, harnessing any tendency toward disorder is simpler. Yet, not all humanal categories are defined. Flux takes us into an uncertain future where we must deal with a whole new breed of children from busted homes that ate too much kale or whatever. Who knows what's gonna be the cathexis? Not me! Likelihoods are likelihoods, but predictions are non-corporeal. Life is actual.

288

Dear family,

If I get desperate enough, I will tell you I love you. By my logic, that understanding of desperation is the same as saying I love you. Temporal mechanics...um...nevermind.

Anonymous

289

If high school was tomorrow...and all my classmates were there as adults...I'd still end up reclusive and outcasted. I'll never be able to stand popularity too long. It's so self-serving. It's simultaneously others-serving. Yuck.

290

When people tell me I'm weird, it hurts cuz ignorantly blathering opinions is an act of low intelligence...and when my IQ drops too quickly, I have a physiological reaction. Hard to explain...but it hurts my insides. It's like someone interrupting your great mood to tell you you're unworthy of a great mood. Like: "Hey. Fuck you. Be depressed."

Tertius: Grandiloquent Obloquy

291

I don't know why people are so mean or why it is so common, but I'm also really good at it.

292

You exacerbate my autism symptoms by being a rigid, authoritarian type that values public opinion more than being genuinely happy.

293

A: You don't know about autism!

B: But, I...

A: ...nope!

C: Hold on, A...let autism speak for itself.

294

"I am terrified," said the American taking in yet another Horror movie turned up way too loud.

295

Our ancestors are like:

"You entertain yourselves with what?"

296

Don't be angry at your ancestors.

You are caught up in enough trivial bullshit.

297

I was online earlier and someone posted that they are vegan cuz they don't eat beings that have life.

Idiot.

298

As a layperson in the subject, it's easiest to believe life begins at conception. The minutiae of when autonomy begins or whatever...not relevant to me. Once the sperm gets in the egg...life. Cuz let's face it: Not every load gets her pregnant. So, it's not sex/orgasm that causes life to begin. It's the entrance of a sperm in a healthy egg.

299

"Pretty soon, you'll have to take a test to have baby legally. It won't be particularly hard...," said the paranoid person.

300

I lost weight. Grew out my hair. Got a bunch of body mods. Read too much. Partied too hard. Burned bridges already set ablaze on the other side.

But now, all I want is someone that knows the old me to remind me of who I was.

301

At the end of negativity is the limit of positivity.

302

Luckily, the opinions of landlords don't matter to anyone living homeless on any level.

303

A: You are losing it, man.

B: Ah...well, I wouldn't be the first philosopher to wind up in a nuthouse.

304

As someone who retains information and is unconsciously affected by what I learn, I'd like to give a shout out to all my fellow trolls.

305

A: But our parents would never allow it.

B: I think I love you.

A: They would stand in our way.

B: So you don't love me?

A: I do...but I'm 16 and you are 26.

B: I'll wait 2 years for you.

A: You'd do that for me?

B: Trust me...everyone else sucks.

A: Okay.

2 years later, they got married. Society wasn't mad cuz of what they weren't privy to and the older person avoided going to jail and being labelled a pervert for loving someone that looks and acts like an adult.

306

A: She possesses the qualities sufficient for being an adult.

B: Yeah, but we love putting innocent people in jail.

A: True. We're terrible people.

B: Yup. Best to treat teenagers like they are 4.

A: Protect innocence.

B: Buy a tablet.

307

I don't get hangry when I'm alone.

308

"You know how some people believe in different versions of the concept of God? One person believes in a bearded man in a dimension up in the sky while others believe God is simply the natural order of things. Lots of other versions exist. Well, that's how I think of love. I don't feel the word love. I don't like saying it. Yet, I simply relate love to family. To appease the family construct, love must exist. I play along because questioning love is weirder than questioning the family god.

309

Kids are right....being in public is much funner than parents allow it to be. This is why parents hate life. They've perverted formality and are unwittingly fucking themselves over.

310

The boredom that follows an episode of reckless hope sucks big time.

311

As I scroll thru an online dating service, I don't see the depth of beauty I ought to in Black women. I ain't racist but my upbringing has scarred me for life. I wonder if one Black woman kissed me good and hard if I would open my eyes to a different understanding of beauty and Black women. I just feel like I was conditioned to not see so much.

312

Staring at Xmas cookies, I tell myself if I eat one, I'll eat 6...at least. I just smoked weed 30 minutes ago. Plus, I was on overload yesterday and food upset my stomach. I barely ate anything. Woke up feeling thin. I won't be self-actualized until I have abs. Looks don't matter...but I wanna be fucked like an object.

313

Sometimes, all you can give her is a wet pussy.

314

"I only consider you wrong because you could be wrong," said the politician.

315

The issues between White and Black Americans may be delusions, but it's old hate...I can't combat against it. I've heard validations for every angle. I've seen living stereotypes. But, there is nothing I can do. I was raised to notice the contention and, even now, I notice it. Hundreds of years of hate from each side. I give up.

316

Children often act like they want absolutely nothing to do with you but they still want to be the center of attention.

317

A: I'm a Republican!

B: Yeah...I could tell...you look like a complete asshole.

318

I receive $192 a month in food stamps.

That's $2304 a year.

That is the amount of money we-the-people affords me to survive: $2304

(For which I am grateful.)

Now, next time you hear some famous person going on about any bleeding-heart issue, realize that they probably spend >$2304 a month on clothes.

Fuckers.

319

Money > Ethics

320

Insignificance hurts.

Especially when what seems to make the significant significant is luck.

321

The internet is a disgusting cesspool of arrogance...but only obviously.

322

The people that devalue anything you do also want you to value scatological nonsense.

323

I agree that you can pay for quality...like: You can buy a $100 guitar or you can pay $1000 and said $1000 guitar will be of a much better quality. But, if you pay more than $300 for a pair of shoes, you are a piece of shit. I've seen $200 work boots last hardworking people years.

Sure...maybe $300 isn't the right limit...maybe it's $301.

Quit paying for the name, idiots.

324

A: Everything happens for a reason.

B: I disagree. I've had way too much of a screwed up life for there to be reason like you are saying.

A: God works in mysterious ways.

B: Platitudes...your god is a retard.

[fist fight]

325

My voicelessness is trumped only by my loneliness.

326

I'm not depressed. I'm completely disinterested and plagued by nihilism.

327

Dear parents,

If you knew as much about Psychology as I do, then you wouldn't allow your kid any sort of unsupervised access to the internet until they are in high school.

Anonymous

328

"Allowing grade school kids to play first/third person shooters is beneficial. Let's face it: A kid that doesn't know what 137 - 243 x 4 is should murder people in video games," said the retard.

329

Yup...you don't have to pass any test to have a child...and as long as that kid isn't obviously neglected/abused...well, the government just sees ya as numbers.

330

"Every time I let my kid play on his/her device, they are an insolent shit afterward...but I still allow them to play cuz I'm a bad parent," said your neighbor.

331

I'm fucking sick of assholes acting like I wasn't born into this heaping mass of problematic shit we call American culture. It's always: "You are this, you should better yourself that way, be woke, you're a terrorist if you don't overly concern yourself with things out of your control..."

Fucking fuck.

Fuck!

Fucking shut up!!

332

Some days are tests of will and patience.

333

I'm also fucking sick of the contention...having to overcome it...coping...more drug addict bullshit...avoidant bitches...my own futility...

334

When you are a philosopher, your cognizance of existentialism and nihilism will only serve to make everyone think you are suicidal.

(The suicidal ideation of others? Projection? Nitwittery?)

335

There is nothing to be happy about and I'm neutral about it.

336

Often, the glass ceiling seems like a corporeal barrier that I want to punch thru...but it's not...so my anger at adversity make me want to beat the living shit out of every ignorant asshole on tv, radio, internet, whatever.

337

"As a rockstar, I like to go online and engage my fans by diffusing conversations with them," said your favorite pro.

338

The depression sets in.

I dissociate.

It physically hurts for hours.

At some point, tho, the dissociation is euphoric.

It cradles me.

Holds me in a paternal way.

Then, it ends and I wonder why the fuck I was trippin.

339

When the faithful argue, their gods cry.

340

Yeah, I also feel like humanity's best kept secret.

341

"If life is a living nightmare, maybe it is a nightmare. Wake up," said the razor blade.

342

Terrified yet?

343

"I'm gonna fall apart eventho I never really came together," said life.

344

I am dealing with so much shit...and everyone living in fear of introspection is only serving to make it worse.

345

You cannot know my true depth

for I don't even know

and I am me.

346

You can blame your authoritarian parents all you want, but tv has fucked you up more than they ever could.

347

I like reading books...I get to use my imagination...even with a non-fiction book. With tv/movies, the only thing I get to imagine is fucking actresses.

348

Some people deny climate change.

Others deny the possibility of infinite universes.

Still others deny that oversexualization is detrimental to society.

349

"Stretch pants aren't the problem...it's the pervy men that can't seem to function around women they're attracted to," said the retard.

350

A: Stretch pants don't sexualize women!

B: I know...it's the 50% of women that wear stretch pants that walk around like fucken sex objects.

351

Stretch pants?

More like leave-almost-nothing-to-the-imagination pants!

352

I'm a bastard cuz I don't wanna be turned on all the time?

353

"Sex sells, sell sex. More money, more power. I am brainwashing you," said the capitalists.

354

The flux will never feel normal.

355

A: Dear God, please stop.

B: Nope. I'm mysterious.

356

Women: You're a creep.

Men: Nah....your god is a creep.

357

You're an intolerable brat because you spoil yourself.

358

It's been my experience that bikers and punkers are the most offended of all, but only if you can figure out how to offend them.

Pussies.

359

Public affection is exhibitionism.

360

Only annoying people want to be on tv.

361

How can we be born into a world with such great happiness/sadness and not be bipolar?

362

Indoctrination has really helped with that civility issue...such a pesky thing: Civility.

363

A: Would you let your kid hang out with children that always get them into trouble and tell him/her about things they aren't old enough to understand?

B: No...obviously. I'm a good parent.

A: Where is your kid now?

B: In their room on the internet.

364

Devices have redefined insignificance.

It used to be technology was an addition to life...now, it's the opposite...life is ancillary. People are background noise.

365

The people in my life are more concerned with their phones...so I go into my room and jump on social media to feel any sort of value.

366

Circuitous problems?

Nope. Them don't exist!

367

Once you realize how boring and detrimental conflict/resolution is as a writing form, a lot of entertainment has no value.

368

Conflict/Resolution: Relearn the lessons daily?

369

Given my Asperger's Syndrome and my philosopher's mind, I have 0 friends. When I make random connections, they are profound to me. This is antithetical to human interaction basics because most people aren't floored by meeting anyone new. Just another person is just another person. Me valuing interaction the way I do is too much for most people. So, people tend to keep their distance. Surely, if I found 1 or 2 close friends that I could be deep with, I would end up being able to value relationships of diminished closeness appropriately. I can't find these people and look for that kind of depth in everyone. Yet, it's never there, so people avoid me.

Paradox complete.

370

"Keep your mind sharp," said the razor blade.

371

"It's hilarious that politicians die and are celebrated publicly for the common sense they helped spread thru the Rule Book. It's never much. Often, it's simple shit that everyone already knows is right...like (partial) equality for minorities or (somewhat) affordable health care...these assholes die financially comfortable and adored eventho their ignorance and general ineptitude stood in the way of a collective rationality and World Peace," said Satan right before it laughed so hard it shit itself.

372

Thought is pointless.

373

The movie industry spends billions of dollars a year making terrible films that give the populus an escape from the harsh realities of life that billions of dollars would eradicate.

374

Parents fail their children sometimes because children cause more problems than humanly possible to handle. They overload...that's what kids do.

375

I'm glad we can be this real with one another.

No confusion.

Absolute clarity.

376

After not having things for so long, I cannot value things unconditionally. To know the loss of that autonomous feeling most people get to excite themselves in is to know that opinions change the sliding scale of what/how much value actually means.

377

I give up on using words made up by folks explaining things that needed new words. These neologists were not going thru what I'm going thru, intellectually speaking.

378

Acerbic tongue, meet the limits of reality as it touches your skin.

#coterminous

379

I wish they'd show nonpolarized Republicans on tv.

380

To change reality is to accept your purpose...both in self and coexistence.

381

To give up on anger isn't even rational.

It's illogical to believe anger exists since it is merely a reaction.

Humans are naturally neutral.

382

Again, I'm so glad you get this.

Absolute clarity.

383

The way people say things is often reiterational, even when it's not a reiteration. They act like they've said it before. Like they're reminding you of something they just thought of and told you a zillion times and you refuse to remember cuz you're an arrogant fool.

384

I'd meet the president...no guns, tho.

385

That is one reason the USA truly sucks.

(Non-US residents go to #388 for further explanation.)

386

Slavery isn't the USA's fault.

It wasn't invented here.

USA's slavery history is completely fucked.

The racism here is unique and completely disgusting...as all racisms are...but slavery wasn't thought of here...neither was racism. Our ancestors believed a lot of weird stuff...both good and bad.

387

Watching one more second of television is a tragic waste of my time.

Tho, it's ingrained into me like grading systems and national traditions...so, I know I will tragically waste many hours of my life watching things I ought not for a zillion reasons.

388

(#385 continued)

See, the president always has armed guards. They even have a special name. All citizens expect him to always have armed guards. Not like the mob/gang movies where dealers meet unarmed. It's a constant wonder of possible gunfire. Folk talk of gun control issues, but like: How is the country going to not have gun issues when we expect our president to always be that mistrustful and paranoid?

389

We all know it is the duty of the individual to trust, regardless of the likelihood of aggressive actions unto them..

390

The anger, tho...it's not merely an individual thing.

391

Parents ought to be excited their child is a healthy adult and not treating em like they're an eyesore and a family abandonist for getting non-socially-safe tattoos.

*socially-safe tattoo: (n.) tattoos hidden by short/long sleeve shirts and pants.

392

"In the USA, there is a great stigma on tattoos not easily hidden," said the razor blade.

393

"I just plain don't wanna know if anyone has tattoos or piercings or whatever," said a motherfucking cunted asshole.

394

I see religions from the outside in.

Most religious people can't comprehend this.

Tho, I can't comprehend from the inside out...

never read any of the books...

except the Satanism one...

and that's largely bombast.

Quartus: Reiterational Calmitude

395

Our ancestors killed each other...a lot.

396

Women get me wrong often.

I give up trying and really end up offending bitches.

Sorry, not sorry.

397

Publicly admitting that the oversexualization of media is causing paraphiliac thoughts in one's mind is considered insane, not revolutionary.

398

"I'm going to brainwash you and convince society that brainwashing is a delusion!" thought the evil genius in a child's cartoon.

399

I am my ego sometimes.

All humans do this.

Even the enlightened.

400

To make matters worse, make more matters similar to the initial, worsening matters.

401

Social media makes being a creep super-likely. We used to simply fantasize about people we meet and wanna have a baby with. Now it's like: You meet someone, search them, and you find out almost too much. What sort of trendy d-bag are they? You find out quickly we're all trendy d-bags...I guess.

Who fucken knows anymore?

402

Family always end up reminding you that you played your part in the drama that comes along with familial coexistence.

403

Over-stimulate the economy, over-stimulate the populus.

(Autistics get crushed by those feeding fires.)

404

"It would be nice to feel semblance," said the misguided.

405

Poor people know...you wake up some mornings completely unable to justify how life has panned out. Yet, delusion finds ya soon enough and the warmth of hope cradles you thru-out the day until it's time to wake up, again.

406

When you grow up in the ghetto, there are times when you honestly wish you could leave everyone and everything behind. You think of winning the lotto...or a windfall of epic proportions of other sorts...and how that kind of money would really help your interpersonal relationships...cuz it's obvious that poverty merely closes doors and after you look at the same abandoned structures and endless litter for the zillionth time, even one's own best friend is just another bad influence...someone that keeps you rooted in the bullshit.

And then you turn on the tv and the "p.c." people make ya feel like shit for being White.

407

Asperger's Syndrome is like existing upon the fabric of reality that everyone else gets to exist inside of.

408

Alt-Right families are terrified of Satanism.

Hilarious.

They're like: "Hate on principle but avoid the only religion that's okay with hating on principle!"

(You p.c. idiots might think that many of the "God" religions hate gays and whomever, but they dress it up as benevolent. Satanists don't hide their hate...this is why they can control it and God folk cannot.)

409

A: Most pointless job in America?

B: President.

410

Imagine a 20ft fence stretching peripherally into infinity. You stand there on a field of yellowed grass...perhaps early Fall weather. Faint wisps of clouds hinder nothing from space. You sense the pull of Mars on your inhibition. One side of the fence is anyone with more than $999,999. On the other side is everyone else.

411

"Well, you are living in sin. Your systems of business and government are sick with greed. Our religion may be questionable in its minutiae and lore, but the basics hold up. Go anywhere...most people are gonna be nice to you. You have to be snooping around or part of that less than 1% of people that unfortunately get caught in the wrong place at the wrong time to wind up in a compromised situation. Don't be greedy. Share. Don't opine quality at all. What I think is that it's a shame anyone would choose wealth beyond a logical nest egg. People go off and live in fancy communities but our Lord was never fancy. Were people even "fancy" back then? I doubt it...being a different language and all...plus, language evolves...grows. The lexicon is larger now. I doubt "fancy" existed. Nope...our Lord wasn't fancy and I don't appreciate the fancy-pants government the USA has. Its ostentation precedes liberty. Surely, morality exists (and doesn't exist) on a sliding scale...and we all may find morality to be something it takes a lifetime to understand...but blatant greed is rude. And, while I have a second, I would like to say pop culture is a cesspool of idiocy," said the preacher.

412

Zen is magick.

413

Acerbic people only offend those that provoke them.

414

Dear Crust punks with money,

Be clean.

Anonymous

415

Homeless Punk shouldn't exist.

Yet, who are we to deny any nomadic pull?

No longer will we limit ourselves with

(sic)

416

Rockstars that hide behind fame

cause obsessional mental disorders.

417

The super-rich want us to out-number them.

418

If I had to, I'd pretend to be crazy if it meant I could do nothing but write and play guitar.

419

"Living in sin blocks destiny," said the preacher.

420

A: Put some music on tv!

B: How? You got cable radio or some streaming service? I thought you were poor.

A: I just want music on tv.

B: Music isn't good entertainment.

A: Music...on tv...in a utopia I would be!

421

If music got back on tv, it would create a public interest in it greater than this ancillariousness that's going on now. Greater interest = $. Demand/supply. More music-based jobs would open up and all those "deadbeats" with tons of musical talent and knowhow could get careers instead of jobs they hate at companies that deserve to find employees who are more born-to-do whatever it is than a musician. We work jobs that seem okay to the public, but it's like telling a burly Republican male (age 47) to go work at the mall at a store that sells cool clothes for skinny teenage girls...[one cause of bulimia]...but yeah, it seems that illogical for a musician to be a clerk or CEO. The profit from music on tv would be a positive profit. Not negative like swindling folks for car insurance or excessive restaurantery or sports star idolization. Tho, is music a positive influence? How much melodious tragedy can you take in until it causes an undetectable synesthesiatic reaction in you and you can't help but be as fucked up as a Nu Metal vocalist and angry as the rappers and as slutty as the divas? It's one thing to have a good life and envy the more-fortunate, but when you have nothing and you don't even feel like being classified as "fortunate" is logical at this moment, an awesome life is a slap in the face. And, our musical idols have allowed music to be thought of as something that only benefits a few...something that doesn't fucken deserve to be on tv because it's immature, sexually obvious, and all sorts of obvious shit while they act like it's impossible to notice the obvious...so buy into their shit show so they can act benevolent. Hacks. Phonies. Stingy-winjees. Us real musicians know that music is appreciable. The few cable tv stations that used to show music all day got music wrong. They pointed their interests at what got the highest ratings in a world of economic inflation. Money hemorrhages are flocked to by the assholes and starvings of this existence and all I really am sure of is it would be dope as fuck to be able to watch music on tv.

422

"I'm not insane, I merely cannot find anyone truly interested in myself," said the philosopher in paradox.

423

#422 is hilarious.

424

Hmph.

The rich live at the expense of the poor.

425

"Oftentimes, pretending to be a wolf in sheep's clothing is how to trump the dominant," said the preacher.

426

It's funny when people treat you like a headcase cuz you can't hold down a job.

How presumptuous of them!

Sanist idiots.

427

A: Are you going to be an employee we have at Whateverslandoblah can trust?

B: I dunno...are you going to give me a decent job or will I get to work with even more scum of the Earth?

428

Grow up around Detroit when I did.

I dare ya.

429

Some parents consider adult non-racism an idiosyncrasy and allow themselves to die a slow death of self-inflicted dementia when their kid(s) wind up non-racist adults.

430

Traditions are created.

Traditionalists often stand in the way of new traditions and the evolution of established traditions.

Then they wonder why people stop coming around on holidays.

431

I'm excitable in a stoic and formality-obsessed indecorousness.

432

Intellectual and sexual precocity for the children?

Check

Class structures that are infuriatingly illogical for adults?

Check

433

If fear is all in my head,

then why do I feel it all thru my body

that is shaking uncontrollably?

Drug addict manic and volatile

in front of me with history between us

that may never ameliorate or assuage.

-or-

Drug addict manic, raging out on me

for being a good guy to his ex and children

threatening me the moment we meet

because dominance is best left to assholes.

?

434

Why do job schedules make keeping a family afloat hard? Is it problems associated with overpopulation?? Consumerism fetishism???

435

Leprechauns cry rainbows.

That's where gay guys come from.

What causes a leprechaun to cry?

Hating gays.

*Lesbians do not come from rainbows.

436

A: I'm not somewhat incoherent...not spacing out...just not able to function on an average intelligence level right now. Following your sentences is lowering my IQ and I literally cannot bring myself that low.

B: But I'm smart.

A: I know you are...one of the smartest people I know.

437

Not all evolution is good.

So like...I am not going to focus on it.

Bad is bad enough.

Not denying it.

Simply avoiding it cuz...

...um...

...what will you believe?...

Oh yeah...I got a bad heart.

Doc says so.

Not terminal-like, but bad nonetheless.

438

Neurotypicals don't/can't think beyond fixedness.

(Functional, non-functional, or whatever.)

439

In a recent-enough past, people rejected conservative standards on sexuality because they were oppressive and were causing mental disorders.

Now, that push against conservativism is obviously oversexualized, self-imposing, and causing mental disorders.

440

You look like you pick your nose in private.

441

I will often pass the first open parking spot in a parking lot because I figure since I can walk fine, it's best to leave the closer sport for someone that might not have it so easy.

442

I can be offended by Black people.

That doesn't make me racist.

443

We ought to give up on country...borders...surely, we can't forget, but we should live less specifically. Everything matters. Every molecule. Every macrocosmic perspective shift.

(See what I did there?)

444

A: Where are you from?

B: North America. (Continent first)

A: More specifically.

B: The United States of America. (Country second)

A: More specifically.

B: Michigan. (Next level of designation)

(etc.)

We do this now because lots of tourists and immigrants are from obscure countries and villages.

So, it's like...now that I think about it, continental pride should matter. Not in opinions of better or worse. Just pride...perhaps pride is a good word. Pride, the idea, has been compromised, tho.

445

Republicans over the age of 50 treat anyone under the age of 40 like they don't belong sitting at the adult table. Republicans under the age of 40 validate this behavior because they are ignorant, overgrown children kept dumb by their parents' morals...just like how their parents' "morals" kept the Blacks ignorant of better education for longer than a moment.

Longer than a moment...racism.

446

Racism elicits many emotions.

Right now, it makes me sigh.

447

Racism is fanaticism.

Children ought not be raised fanatical.

448

Energy drinks are accelerants.

449

Alt-Rightism seems benevolent in person...when it's your family.

I mean: Are you gonna turn your back on your dad because he says some offensive things in private sometimes? Because he wants his home to be the one place where he won't be judged for his esoteric beliefs? No. If we don't give up on drug addicts for robbing the family blind, then we can't give up on Dad because he still ain't had that defining moment yet...the one where he realizes we're all equal. Newer generations are growing up in a country where there aren't really racial lines in the same sense. Older divisions are largely incomprehensible to them. Even when they get to grad school age...incomprehensible because racism is a delusion. Categories were created...social sciences became an actual thing taught in colleges...fuck...human futility gave birth to economics and colleges taught the gifted ways of justifying blatant inequality and sat on financial security with their arms up in the air...unable to explain why things aren't perfect but were content with riches for trying. Yet, we do not blame lower geniuses for their folly. And we should.

Where was I?

Ah yes...alt-Rightism seems comforting when it's what you grew up in...but since you aren't racist/delusional anymore, your family members all look at you like: "You pulled your head out of your ass yet? Don't worry. You will...and when you do come back to us, we might rough you up...just a little...cuz you know why."

But, give up on your dad?

450

Ignoring people is so common these days that we had to come up with a neologism (ghosting) just to make it seem lively and non-assholic.

451

My father never told me that life was a shit show.

He isn't one to point out the painfully obvious.

452

When I was in my late teens, the cool movies were Psychological Thrillers and the smartest shows on television were about autopsies on murder victims.

You do the math.

453

A: What can you tell us about your new book?

B: Well, the content is hush-hush right now but I can say that when I begin writing a book, sometimes I can get about 50 pages in and not like how the book makes me feel.

A: Makes you feel?

B: Yeah. Like: Ever watch a documentary or Horror flick and just turn it off halfway thru...cuz you don't wanna know?

A: Yeah, sure. I've checked out many books from the library that I return with only have read a chapter or 2.

B: Right on. As a writer, I create these plots that I don't want to unfold. Even if the story is awesome, my cognizance of some topics and moods don't need to go that far.

A: Too many paradoxes to get tripped up in?

B: Kinda, yeah. So, I often abandon ideas. Sometimes I throw them away...other times I keep the incomplete draft for nostalgic reasons.

A: So, is the new book a reworking?

B: No. On the contrary, it is one of those ideas that makes me feel weird...like I deserve to not complete it because it might be the end of me or humanity as we know it.

454

A: Music is background noise to me.

B: Politics is background noise to me.

C: Everything is background noise to me...where did you go?

455

Sometimes, it's okay to be a fatass for a day or 2.

Eating disorders take a lifetime to understand.

456

If we can't blame ourselves for what we were born into

and we can't blame our elders for doing their best

and we can't blame society for its slow confluence of happenstance,

then I guess the word "blame" is pointless.

457

Lash out at the inexplicable.

Attacked by Zen

because attacks are the only way in anymore.

458

Earlier, time and space unfolded as if permanent hallucination in front of my eyes. I felt it all. Then it stopped and went about my day.

*If I gave pause to every profound moment in my life, then I would accomplish absolutely nothing.

459

As an aspie philosopher, it's not my job to make a new school of thought for the neurotypicals.

Lol.

460

I'm not worried about the neurotypicals. It's most-likely that they will figure out how to fuck the proverbial football together, get bored with it, and settle for World Peace as if it's a consolation prize for 2nd and 3rd place contestants on a game show.

461

I appreciate my family, friends, and acquaintances.

462

If Republicans wrote down their beliefs/standards and read them aloud while videotaping themselves, upon watching the recording they would realize why everyone else thinks they're more cruel than benevolent.

463

I'm sick of Democrats.

Plain and simple.

Absolutely retarded creatures.

464

Basic human decency isn't a political platform.

It's the law of the jungle.

(Ain't it funny how people not from the jungle compare their lives to jungle life and act like it must be kill-or-be-killed living?)

465

As a music fan, I wish I still didn't know how to sing.

466

The guitar shredder sat stoned listening to an album he/she hadn't listened to since high school...remembering how, in the beginning, he/she would have killed for talent like on the cd playing.

"Too bad the entire composition seems low-brow and theoretically inept, now," thought he/she.

Not that genius has to be ultra-nerd.

Low end genius music is quite enjoyable.

467

Transcendence...is that all you got?

468

Yes.

I confrontationally rejection profundities.

Welcome to the USA.

469

Even if every Black person in the USA said I am racist, I would never believe I am.

Same goes for women thinking I'm a creep/perv.

470

Over the years, a lot of us became really shitty people.

Too much for it to be entirely our faults.

All we can do is accept it, forgive ourselves and others, and move forward into a future where we can coexist as folk who learned the hardest lessons of all but didn't value that knowledge over what we learned from the easiest lessons.

471

We ought to let the people out of jail/prison that don't deserve to be there. It's obvious that the USA's laws are fucked since our incarceration numbers are so high.

Also, if the stats are true and 60% of inmates have tattoos, then that shit is suspect too.

Obviously suspect, nigga.

472

A: Oh my god, that white man just said...nigga!

B: Sure did. Tho, he's a White man, not a white man.

A: But black people...

B: ...nope. Ain't no black people. Only Black people.

A: I don't get it.

473

Again, welcome to the USA.

474

Patriotism is not a complete rejection of misanthropy.

Neither is World Peace, for that matter.

475

A: How can you dislike and still get along?

B: I don't know. I thought it was normal.

A: It's not.

B: I can read and think about something else, simultaneously.

A: Don't talk like that in public...they'll toss you in a nuthouse.

B: Who? The boring people?? They won't mess with me. I have abs and a sense of humor. Either one will stifle all...and I have both.

A: Pop culture really cooked your noodle, didn't it?

B: Um...I'm gonna go listen to 90s Metal.

476

What my dad wants to hear:  
"I'm working on my book, which my publisher fronted me money for. Let's go to dinner."

What my dad gets to hear:  
"I'm working on my book. Thusfar, my career has gone nowhere. What's for dinner?"

477

Seriously, what use could a philosopher serve to a company, organization, or government?

478

Contributing to society is figuring out your purpose for them.

479

These are the best words I know.

480

From my experience, mattress on the floor = less back pain.

481

No, I don't suppose someone's willingness to fuck me should be opined by me as validation for my assholic/cuntish behavior.

482

A: Sex is just chemical releases and synapses.

B: Or, perhaps it's more.

483

"You use drugs as a crutch!"

-or-

"You are emotionally crippled by life."

?

484

Yelling is not a form of communication.

Surely, yelling across the way to get someone's attention is valid, but when you are in a discussion with someone or a group of people, yelling serves no purpose. People quit listening once you start to yell.

(One of those things I thought everyone knew.)

485

A: How often do you argue, debate, and/or get loud?

B: Every day.

A: Your heart can't take that.

B: I know. We accept the unacceptable however we can. Struggle or thrive. At least I'm not a slave in the sex trade.

486

Sometimes, the only thing making your life a living hell is someone else going thru one and not being able to get away.

487

As an unknown philosopher, it's not yet my job to save humanity from itself. Right now, it's my duty to create compendiums of my experiences in coexistence.

488

Racial supremacists that aren't vegan are weak idiots.

489

A: The color of skin matters!

B: How about skin health? Everyone says that veganism causes healthier skin.

A: Um...

B: ...ah...

C: ...as a blind person, I can only imagine what you are talking about.

490

A: Look, son/daughter...you may not believe it yet, but when you get older you'll realize how much better our race is than all others. For now, you can only imagine yourself as better. We are the best.

B: Ga.

491

So, the kid raised racist goes to school only to find 99% of racist teachings to be absolutely bogus.

492

A: What did you learn at school today, child?

B: This kid, Randall, says nigger, too. No one likes him.

A: You ought to befriend him. No one deserves to be alone for beliefs similar to the ones I was raised to believe.

493

The highly conservative family gave birth to a boy that would one day become an underwear model.

He had an eating disorder for a long time.

494

[reiteration for perspective]

Conservatism causes mental disorders.

So does liberalism.

Why do we fuck around with this shit?

495

A: No one ought to have more than one million dollars.

B: What about companies? Businesses, dolt! People need more than a million dollars to run many businesses.

A: Sure. But businesses aren't people.

B: What you are suggesting is that we all accept that personally having more than $1m is wrong.

A: Wrong may be the wrong word, but somewhat...yes.

B: And lavish lifestyles?

A: We give up on them.

B: I'm optimistic.

A: Me too. How hard is it to convince people they're being dillweeds?

496

When does anarchy outweigh a lousy government?

497

Avoid civil war.

We're still trying to learn anything from the first one.

498

I'm so fucken sick of my family now that the ghetto sickness has moved thru us.

499

A: Thanks, Black people!

B: Just a wave from the ocean of systemic problems we've been drowning in for generations.

A: Well, they won't let us not be Westerners.

500

It seems the pilgrims...these supposedly highly religious people...wanted to get away from the whole Westernism thing. Fast forward to now...we even drive on opposite sides of the road. We feed off one another musically...but to a learned mind, the cultures are night and day. This might tie into the whole slavery/racism thing because perhaps these Western ideas were so deeply ingrained in White Americans that it took hundreds of years to get out and/or stop cropping up. (Hard to find the words to explain...) Yes, the past sucks, but perhaps it couldn't have been any shorter...from an evolutionary standpoint.

"Nope. It shouldn't have happened. Put your foot down right there and don't rationalize anymore."

Thanks, Black fairy godmother.

"Don't mention it. And remember: It's no bad thing to throw in an "African American" instead of "Black" every now and again. The capitalization of Black is appreciated, tho."

501

A: I solved racism! Look, Professor!!

B: Nope. You misjudged the Actuality factor.

502

I wanna go elsewhere so I can think elsewise.

503

People are mad at me for what they believe I meant to do.

No matter how much I try to explain to them that their beliefs are wrong, they still shut me out completely.

504

"You unintentionally offended me and that means more than love, family member," said them.

505

"When you're in a relationship, you might wanna consider being with her/his friends...if there is a horrific accident or disease and your significant other dies, you might need to be there for one of them, and...well...life is heavy," said the bro on the internet...a vlog stumbled upon by a 7 year old.

506

If we want to have definite social standards that are accepted by all, then we need to make adult curiosities of defined sorts hard for kids to stumble upon.

Like in public and on tv and whatnot.

507

My mind turns to famous lesbians that hypersexualize the tv for the sake of comedy.

Idiots.

508

A: How do we convince older generations that they are wrong?

B: Same can be asked of the youth.

A: And all those in-between.

509

I cannot give you hope.

You cannot have it.

Or lose it.

Or be happy because of it.

510

He wasn't a sexual predator.

Merely a slut.

Take that, girls in high school that never gave him the time of day.

He slept around and now there are dozens of women that he can remember fondly and miss when he's feeling empty.

511

"The patient will often engage in promiscuous behavior if he/she doesn't get to be with their God-sent soulmate," said the confused priest as a psychologist from another dimension shifted thru its being.

512

No soulmate, no purpose.

513

Religion can't exist without groupthink.

514

I bet landline phones are gonna come back.

Cell phones are iffy and not everyone has one.

515

Give up on your convictions.

Do it.

They don't matter.

516

Labels dick over bands and then wonder why live recordings aren't worth buying.

Morons.

517

The American dream is to get a high paying job in a career that agrees with your purpose in an industry that ultimately belittles you and stands in the way of renaissance.

518

A: Be fair.

B: There is no definable "fair". Any belief/opinion of fair is unique to the individual.

A: We just want food.

B: Doesn't seem fair to me.

519

I think I parent my inner child well.

Some of his tattoos seem ridiculous to me, tho.

Lol.

520

As a writer, having multiple personalities doesn't even seem practical.

521

Wasting $7 when you're poor is enough for people to abandon you or at the very least consider you insane. When you're rich, wasting $7000 impresses millions of stupid people.

Quintus: Access to Dictionary

522

Commercials are often made by companies that have too much money and don't know how to homogenize profits among their staff.

523

Some people act like adding a negative emotion to their grievances with this world is beneficial instead of absolutely annoying.

524

Intelligence is like everything else in the USA...it only matters if it causes irrational profits.

525

A: Should we share these profits with our employees?

B: No.

A: Oh yeah...now that I said it out loud, it sounds too kind to be cool in a time when assholes run the world.

526

I have 13 hand/self-self poked tattoos on my left hand. Many people think that is disgusting and indicative of an inherent problem with me.

To those people I say: "I masturbate with my left hand sometimes."

(Fuck off and die.)

527

"I only understand people that look like me," said the narcissist.

528

You know those times when life is so heavy that you need to watch tv for hours or binge a show for days?

Those moments...those feelings in your chest only exist because of television.

529

Women have succeeded in their attempts to isolate themselves from men.

Yay Feminism!

?

530

As a radical environmentalist, I abhor companies that use half their receipt to implore the customer to participate in a survey or whatever else they put on the lower half of the receipt that is not necessary...you know these companies. Grocery stores and superstores are terrible about it. These big chain ones....all sorts of "successful" companies that "go green" publicly...paying dollar-per-hour wages instead of salary. These are the scum of the Earth idiots...(deep breath).

531

I'd rather be a successful African American bitching about systemic racism than a poor White guy with permanent self-harm scars unable to find a job because of his body mods.

532

Democrats don't believe in equality.

Can't believe in something you can't idealize, I guess.

533

So brilliant are we

headphoning electricity between our ears.

Take that, brain!

534

Waking up is hard when one of the first things you do is think about your family's dependence on prescription medication.

535

"The blood pressure medication helps balance out what the coffee and/or energy drinks do to me...can't go more than a couple days without one or the other or both. Caffeine is a mainstay in my life. Paramount," said you.

536

I don't offend you.

You do.

537

Politicians don't seem to understand the gravity of some situations that people live in. These people that do shake hands with the struggling and unfortunate...they're slowly moving humanity forward while obviously screwing over many more than zero.

538

Compassion is lost in a limo ride to the capital.

539

You can't use someone's crooked system against them.

Just like how you can't use a skitzo's fantasy world against them.

540

[A scene between a hippie in the 1960s and a person like me from now...late 2018.]

Hippie: Whoa, man...doing drugs now...what a trip.

Person like me: No way it's more relaxing than now.

Hippie: You seem standoffish, bro.

Person like me: Indeed. But we're so fucken smart now, friend.

Hippie: We like to be more intelligent than smart.

Person like me: Smart feels like racing. Not like exercise, but like going faster.

Hippie: Oh yeah? We got people like that now.

Person like me: I suppose there is no real difference between then and now.

Hippie: I suppose not.

541

Parents are all the same.

Boring and whatnot.

Lame on anti-depressants because their kid is a lifer.

Opiate swiper.

Job quitter.

Jail sitter.

The worst part is being a pathetic stereotype.

Parents are all the same.

542

"How about this? Women use "her/him" and men use "him/her". This will clear up all tensions and show gender in writing," said the nobody.

543

A: Creep.

B: No, you're a fucken creep.

A: I can't be a creep. I'm a woman.

B: Check your privilege.

A: I don't have to...

B: ...women are either fine or stalkers. There is no equal-to-creep when it comes to women.

A: Women are less creepy by nature.

B: I dunno. I've allowed myself to be as equally empathetic over the last few years.

A: Hunh?

B: Like: If I see an African American on tv offended by an epithet, I allow myself to be equally offended when I see on tv verbal acts of prejudice against the body mod culture or Whites.

A: You can't compare Black struggle to anything.

B: Democrats are terrified to put Black folk on the level they always wanted: Equal.

A: But...

B: ...equality isn't a dream come true. Equality is looking at a person of any race knowing that their life may suck more than yours and saying: "Wanna listen to some music together?"

A: I concur. Not all dems are hyper-liberal, tho.

B: Yeah...you. Um...so if I see a woman offended by a man on tv raising hell, I empathize. I think of the women that cold-shouldered me or lied to me or seduced me out of a favorably monogamous mindset or whatever. I compare and contrast how I allowed it to feel and how it should have felt if it happened now instead of then. I allow my inner woman to rage! Radical feminist I become and I judge women accordingly.

A: Women are terrified of getting raped.

B: Quit being so sexual, in general.

A: Quit making us.

B: How tragic that we speak as spokespeople for the genders that were already set against one another before our births.

A: So I'm a creep?

B: Yeah. After all equals out, I should have called you a creep after I seen how you treated that clerk...but you're slutty and I can't, as a straight guy, take you more seriously than I want to fuck you...because that's the vibe you give off and everyone knows it...sluts are creepy.

A: Sluts are creepy?

B: Yes. End sluttiness, end creepiness.

A: Or: End creepiness, end sluttiness...wait...that doesn't work.

B: Worth a try, tho.

A: Yeah.

544

"People like Pop stars cuz they're rich. Ain't no millions and millions of infatuated folk getting into musicianship cuz of Pop stars. Instead of taking lessons for guitar, they're taking dance lessons and watching lots of network television hoping to catch Pop stars in cameos. Trendy assfaces," said the old fogey.

545

Dear deadbeat dads,

Single mom pussy is so good!

Anonymous

546

In my attempts to harness my empathic energies, I overshot and became hyper-aware. Perhaps

To an extremity that I ought not have gone.

547

"How can you side with the Democrats?" asked rich Uncle Jeff.

548

You would think the president would have invested some of his money in America by now.

549

Generosity is not presidential.

550

"After the crooked government officials roughed me up, they agreed that I served no threat to any cause. That was the moment I turned against them," said the hero in yet another big-budget action movie.

551

America be like:  
"Pay the CGI folk lots more than teachers!"

552

A: The president can't invest in the USA cuz he's gotta pay for lawyers.

B: Don't do it!

553

Politics has always seemed immature to me.

554

Bombastic world leaders, meet your new bunkmate: Petulant Asshole.

555

"A bombastic petulant asshole can only be a good thing," thought the verbally abusive.

556

Dear deadbeat dads,

Your exes are crying in front of your children.

Anonymous

557

A: What do you mean "ghetto sickness"?

B: Um..

558

[Man at liquor store]

A: I'd like a half-pint of rum.

B: $4. Would you like a bag?

A: Isn't it the law that you have to give me one?

B: Lots of people just pocket them.

A: Yeah...I know how it is around here. Lived here all my life. I notice the empty bottles littered all thru-out the city.

559

I went to school with someone whose aunt was a hooker.

Not a high-end prostitute.

A hooker that hooked for drugs.

560

Just because you know a few Black people doesn't mean you "know" Black people, the phenomenon. Heck...you could know thousands of them and still not know Black people. Seemingly contradictory, one doesn't need to know any Black folk personally to know Black people.

561

Vegetarianism is not a sign that your child is on the wrong path.

562

Since I haven't personally done the research, I only believe in evolution like 93%.

563

If you deny the possibility that climate change is a hoax, then you deny possibility.

(And that's just fucken stupid.)

564

Juvenile Fantasy is better than Adult Fantasy because a juvenile amelioration of conflict is void of how adults obfuscate life with their hubrises.

565

Adult life is hard because we think it that way.

566

As a music fan, I grew up listening to the radio a lot.

I grew up a few miles from Canada.

Literally, a 15 minute drive from my house is the bridge.

All the radio stations were Canada-affiliated.

Many stations were Canada based.

I have Canadian relatives.

Perhaps I'm not American enough for the USA.

567

A: Your ancestors killed my ancestors!

B: They also killed my ancestors.

A: Wait...huh?...oh. I get it. Native American.

B: People of the past, right?

568

"I don't fucking get it, nor can I deal with it anymore," said a person the moment before catatonia took them.

569

I bet you $5 that if they legalize weed country-wide, then mental health will improve.

Way too many mentally unhealthy in the USA.

570

"Doomsday never happens," sang the choir.

571

Compendiums offend those with reasons to regret and forget.

572

My mind is more complex than any CGI artist rendering of an infinite spiderweb.

573

Theory of Everything is being ultra-focused on what is being shared.

574

"I like White people that retain their sense of racial identity. I'm not uncomfortable because of your skin color. Anymore, ain't no way of telling where a stranger is from. Tourist, immigrants. I can't look at anyone I ain't seen and have any certainty in my assumption of their country of origin, but I can recognize the hate. I can tell when someone genuinely considers me a nigger. This is reality.

"I understand why some White kids went astray. Once the word "wigger" got thrown around, it created the archetype. White parents blamed Rap because it was easy. Hide the truth...truth was: Those "wiggers" stated out as White ghetto kids with no choice but to assimilate to Black culture. It was all they knew. Use the media to infect the high school kids...knowing that a small percentage of White kids from the suburbs would get lost in identification. Parents disowned their kids for the same reason anything is worth disowning. "Ain't my kid fucking no nigger!" This is what they heard. Old hate. Such old hate.

"So, these non-ghetto children learn too much of Black culture, the phenomenon, from its angriest music, see. Teen angst latches onto the coolest anger available. Teens have no sense of indecorousness nor the wisdom to see thru the hype...but it was hype against hype back then. As is now. Perhaps it will always come down to hypes. Lord, child...I am so tired!" said my Black fairy godmother.

575

"Sorry, Dad...the Black people put anti-racist magick spells on me when I was an innocent. All that stuff you hear about...Voodoo and obscure African tribal beliefs...that's all real. It's taken many generations, but the magick finally works," said someone else.

576

Dear deadbeat dads,

Your kid misses you and is arduously learning how to value you less and less.

Anonymous

577

A: You watch...he's gonna take kids that grow up without fathers/mothers cuz of drugs/whatever who end up delinquents and connect that to systemic racism.

B: Yup. But he's gonna show how it affected the White minority.

A: Weird to think: "White minority"...but yeah...a minority of Whites.

578

Once you learn to harness your Obvious magick, you will feel a new sense of calm about your meditations.

579

A: Good God! Our kid has lost his/her mind.

B: Our parents won't quit rolling over in their grave.

580

"I like to think of what my more-recent ancestors would say from the standpoint of Heaven 2018. Maybe they had prejudices in this life...but to know Eternal Peace...to receive the the gift of Heaven into their intelligences...and then think their grandchildren or great, great grandchildren should be unemployable and depressed because of body mod discrimination...well, that doesn't seem Heavenly at all...now does it? I believe that both all my grandmothers back would slap me for slapping a woman...and if I judged based on appearance...see, to contemplate Heaven is to realize the futility of negative thinking," said the preacher.

581

It's super-hard to be a great uncle or aunt to a drug addict's child.

582

No one prepared us for a lot of things.

583

Traitors are people who choose bigotry over family.

584

Improve where you exell.

585

People act like because-it-will-make-you-smarter is not a good enough reason to like something.

They also act like intellectual stagnation is a virtue.

586

I can be so real with someone that it scares them away...even if I've know that person for years.

Also, people scare me away with how real they refuse to be with me.

587

Standing up to a drug addict doesn't make you a man...even if confronting one is courageous, there are too many addicts to count. Ain't no point in becoming a man every day.

588

Dear deadbeat dads,

It's obvious you are manipulating your child against your ex. Also, your child is obviously manipulating you and your ex. Guess where he/she learned it from..

Anonymous

589

A: In many ways, the body mod culture has it worse than Black folk.

B: Nope...African American pain is always worse.

A: If I killed myself over body mod discrimination, you'd sing a different tune.

B: Sure. I'd probably start a nationwide campaign in your honor/memory. But, until modded folk start committing suicide in huge numbers, I can't believe it's discrimination at all.

590

Complacency...am I right?

591

It's weird how someone can watch a movie with a legendary actress/actor in it and find themselves aligned with that actress/actor's being. Like how some famous people are household names. Watching a movie can keep you in that actress/actor's mindframe all day.

592

Social media is but wind to bark into.

593

Again, I'm having a day where I don't want to play on anyone else's level. I'd really like to exist only on my level today.

594

When you grow up in the hood, sometimes your only peace of mind is knowing you can afford a half-pint of rum.

595

Older generations talk about financially-tough times...they say: "We didn't have 2 nickels to rub together!"

Here's to inflation.

(Cuz even if I had 2 nickels to rub together, nickels keep lowering in value, so 2 nickels back then was more valuable than 10 cents is now. But, of course, you didn't need further explanation cuz you get me. Thanks.)

596

"I would never give up on my kid if he/she became a drug addict...but if he/she became a vegetarian with gay friends...ousted! Seriously, steal family heirlooms for dope money...that I can live with...but not eating meat?

"Fucken traitors!" blathered an alt-Right asshole.

597

I'm not a trendy person because I don't have or want children.

598

For the life of me, I don't know why anyone thinks they need more than $1,000,000.

But, I'm not an ostentatious retard.

599

Thinkers are doers.

600

A: So, basically you are building a case against American culture...as if the social atmosphere of the late 1900s was so irrational and dysfunctional that it messed you up...like an abusive parent or insane friend?

B: I guess so. Honestly, I don't believe anything I say matters. Nothing I do will matter. The US government would rather have me locked away than believe in human decency. They allowed systemic racism and that's only issues of race. They've catered to the wealthy for generations. They've chosen consumerism over family. They slap a benevolent bow on it to impress the impressionable...but they've read their bible...and they know how easy it is to lead those that seek leadership. Yet, it is not leadership citizens seek but anyone to do a decent job at politics so they don't have to worry about that stuff. Instead, we get women by the millions demanding better coexistence standards and our politicians are dragging ass in their understanding of what being nicer means. In all honesty, it seems like the US government is just cruel and lashing out at citizens for wanting apparent/obvious cruelty to end. And, am I screwed up cuz of this country? Yes.

A: What now?

B: Now...I wish another country would take over the USA...a truly benevolent force.

601

Money is not the only kind of power.

Not all power is nefarious/negative.

602

Tv reality is too excited and fleeting.

603

Koan: Imagine reality before tv.

604

At some point, you gotta look at the Democrats and realize they don't want advice better than the advice they can give.

605

"Now that I'm hot, I hate the sound of the television," said the blossoming, arrogant teenage girl.

606

Perhaps the real torture is living with yourself while stuck in a living hell.

607

Every day I end up arguing the efficacy of intellectual dominance with the people that actually believe in such nonsense.

608

Children are created to learn tragedy?

609

Republicans be like:

"Self actualization? Not if we can stand in the way of it!"

610

Fashion often trumps functionality.

611

Astral views of the drug-addict-bullshit continuum and how timelines end.

612

Those that deny that the self can be defined by possessions aren't paying attention.

613

Vaping fucken hurts if done wrong.

614

Constantly narrowing your focus over long periods of time can cause a dissociation, of sorts. The valuation of the peripheral is less than the value of the non-peripheral, correct? (Less gets less value than more...or: Less < More...or: - < \+ ? Hmph.) Like with meditating...meditation is merely allowing the body, which contains the mind, to dissociate from cognizance of reality. It's about thinking about how you thought before you knew what thinking was. Before you knew language. When you were a baby left in the crib alone. Perhaps are crying. You soothe yourself, but how? Anxiety fades before you can describe it. Once you are born, you are subjected to emotional overload. Hopefully, it was positive for the most-part...some lives suck...but no matter what you had, it was overload. The neglected child is overwhelmed by the rejection...for neglect always follows rejection. If you had a big Southern family of loud, cheek-pinching, raspberry-giving, milk-the-mouse, cow-biting, slug-bugging, fried-tomato eating, car parts strewn across the backyard, home cooked pasta with enough cheese to keep you warm in the coldest winter, and unconditional loving kinda folk, then you're fucked because there are so many happinesses to take in at first. Limerence lasts forever when you've just begun to assess out-of-womb time. What if all your family shows you is positive? They have money so they rarely argue. You have smiling toys and your parents are super-geniuses. They read to you all the time. Before you even know what the words mean, you are lost in mellifluous wordery from Mom and Dad's food holes. Food holes that shower you with kisses and you don't even know what a musca domestica is nor the theories that you will learn at a much older age. When you dissociate...narrowed focus...enlarged peripheral. The symbolism finally smacks you in the forehead. You've grown tall enough for the next level of shit-that-goes-over-your-head to hit you real philosophical-like. "What the fuck?!" you think. "How can this be?!" you wonder. Both literally and figuratively...psychologically and philosophically you have narrowed your focus staring at a device screen too fucken bright...fucked up your eyes...a little cross eyed and overwhelmed by this and that...what truly matters? Enlarging peripherals and the grandiose self.

Enlarged peripherals and the grandiose self.

615

Pale-face.

Hmph.

616

Infatuation is not a mental disorder.

617

A lot of disposable wealth is being held in elderly folks' bank accounts collecting dust until inheritance time comes about.

Reminds me of how older generations don't wanna let the youth define America until they die.

618

We ought to do away with insurance.

619

My parents only think I'm fucked up because they don't understand Punk music.

Oh well...win some,lose some.

620

Those punkers that think they're better than us Emo folk don't even exist anymore.

621

Niggas be like:

"Don't implicate me in your drama!"

622

The USA is too obsessed with possible ulterior motives to be the "Leader of the Free World".

623

Selfishness is often the most altruistic permutation.

624

If there is a Pop song about your mental disorder...congratulations...you never had a disorder in the first place.

625

This book is literary masturbation.

626

The frustration from technology trumps its efficacy and convenience.

627

Love needs not an exclamation point.

628

Rockstars are in denial of how much the negativity from internet comments means to them. This gives the negativity unnatural powers.

629

Autism is breaking rules that make no sense.

630

"Given social media, all the people I have unintentionally offended and/or emotionally scarred have the power to call me out on my transgressions...so, like: I gotta be chill from now on whilst on the internet or they'll throw a fit," said the newly famous person.

Checks and balances.

631

All I can do is emanate intelligence.

The rest of me is dead.

632

"The worst part of bingeing is the 3 to 5 days afterward of re-regulating my died. Either that, or keep the binge on my hips forever," said no one related to a Republican.

Ahem.

#intimation

633

Language is kept alive

by those that only consider it

a passing and fleeting fancy.

634

A: Okay...so your grandparents may think it's bogus that you get discriminated, but would they be happy with you right now?

B: Heaven is without negativity.

A: Your version of Heaven...

B: ...is merely logical in theory.

A: But would your grandparents be happy?

B: Would they be disappointed I'm stoned and listening to Midwest Emo? Doubtful. The sooner I die, the sooner I am with them.

A: So your grandparents want you to die?

B: Not "want". All times exist in Heaven...so I'm already there. They would merely have to visit the time/future when I am dead. I doubt they ponder the minutiae of my life's possible unfoldings. All I can really do is make all of the Ancients happy. Prove my quest. Not conquest, but interesting enough to pay attention to for long enough to forget the rigmarole for a moment lasting until I die and join my ancestors in Heaven in splendiferous understanding in a conflict-free zone.

A: Oh...you misunderstood. I've no interest in any religion.

B: I will convert you.

A: Proselytize all you want...ain't gonna change me.

635

Dear Mind,

I lost you. I walked thru Downriver but couldn't find you. So I walked to the hospital. I took the long way to the mental ward. It's not like I knew the hospital's layout. When I got to Psych, the door was locked. I figured it was to the patient rooms. The closest thing to human contact was a phone. Sign on wall went on about dialing XXX for nurse's station. "Hello." I want to check in, duh. "Go to Emergency." So I did...to find you...but I didn't exactly tell them I was there to find you. That would have been stupid. Long story short, they didn't admit me. Gave me a tetanus shot . Sent me back out into Wyandotte after a few hours of observation. In the main, I felt neglected and misplaced. I figured you weren't in that hospital.

Anonymous

636

Dear Mind,

I lost control of you that one time. I agree that the boozing didn't help but you know it wasn't even slightly my fault. What is forgiveness when considered with morality? Back to the hospital. It felt like a heart attack. It wasn't. Tossed in psychiatric hold. I've a history of losing you...tho, I lose everyone, so why not you too? Hmph! I remember sitting in a private room instead of out with the other cattle. After hours and hours of neglect, I meditated. Understand: I've meditated for 30+ minutes before...never much my thing, tho. Yet, I was trapped, see. I may not have been insane, but I needed to be away from it all for a night. What is insomnia when you can't leave without sleeping a little? The nurses look on in wait. But I had earplugs in and I meditated on that arduous hospital bed and my mind went an absolute elsewhere. The cruelty I endured in that hospital was ridiculous. I should have sued and lived on the settlement like a White trash fuckface but I have integrity...and that's worth dying over. So I just took the moment as a lesson. This is just another level of the ghetto disaster. There is no family without morality. I don't think I found you in the hospital. I think while hospitalized you visited me. Deep in meditation. I tripped over and under. All opposites exacted differences and fences collapsed on wall that stood strong...cuz fence ain't shit compared to wall...scissor beats paper...cuts paper...paper covers rock...wall crumbles onto fence...is any of this making sense to you? I know I ask a lot of you. Suffice it to say: Minds aren't found in hospitals. Minds visit hospitals. So quit thinking about them. Ha.

Anonymous

637

A: Oh...how trendy...you've been in psychiatric hold.

B: You know: It seems funny in retrospect but only for my part. Other people in that room were quite upset...and for their sakes, I'll never think of the moment as laughable. Just hilariously ironic.

A: Is there a difference?

638

You know when you see a stranger in public and you know you've seen them before? It takes a few minutes...then it dawns on you. You know exactly where you seen them.

In psychiatric hold.

639

What an acquaintance I am to some!

Haha!!

640

If I attempt good and fail,

I am not evil.

If I attempt evil and fail,

I am not evil.

641

Water is part of a healthy diet.

Sextus: Fluid Emotions Evaporate

642

Ancestors: Tell us of your time.

Me: Well, kids have a lot of feces-based toys to desire.

Ancestors: So your elders are fascinated with feces?

Me: They spend ridiculous sums of money to make poo games for the masses' children.

Ancestors: But that's the intellectual equivalent of defecating in your own water supply.

Me: Yup...these people are making millions.

Ancestors: This concerns us.

Me: Also, popular belief is that you should be concerned with my piercings and hand tattoos.

Ancestors: Feces-based toys for kids matters. Your physical appearance matters little for we will only see you a finite amount of time...so kids are playing with fake poop?

Me: Fascinated by it. We used to have fake poop...for practical jokes.

Ancestors: Classic comedy.

Me: But now it's just full-on poop fascination and fart jokes.

Ancestors: Hmph.

Me: Hmph indeed.

643

If you "got" the one-that-got-away, you could never explain to her how bad it felt to be away from her.

Unless she truly loves you...then she'll have hurt just as bad...and upon seeing each other all your pain will cease to exist.

644

Just because you let your life fall into place does not mean it will in a way that is to your liking.

645

Possible futures engage an imagination.

Allow me to fantasize forever.

Definitely illogical to assume

life will get all that great.

Leave me in my imagination

for it is always possible to be

happy as me in there.

646

Bedtime is often no time for time.

647

As far as suicide goes, perhaps you never know if you'll ever be the type. You can say you'd never do it but experience changes idealisms.

648

It's best not to think about stuff like suicide, murder, raper, lies, and whatnot.

#BoycottTelevision

649

I pushed away everyone that creates conflict in my life...so I no longer have anyone to turn to.

650

Dear p.c. radicals,

You know how the tables have turned and now it's innocent White people getting treated like human garbage...but you think it's justified because you think White people deserve to feel like a minority in the USA? Well, A: You always put minority struggle on a pedestal, so you'll never treat White people equal to what minorities go thru. B: The people that don't care and are bigots still don't care and aren't going to change their minds to suit people that are mean to them. The only people that are really feeling the sting of perspective are the ones that weren't bigots to begin with. C: Lastly, your cause is bullshit because once the president is no longer president, your movement will collapse. So really, all you're doing is misdirecting hostility onto an all when you are pissed at a few.

Anonymous

651

A: How was your day?

B: Well, first I got treated like I was racist. Then I got treated like I was sexist. Then someone talked to me as if I'm too dumb to know what a drag queen is. I then seen someone say some racist, sexist, and bigoted nonsense and no one said squat to this person.

A: Why didn't you say something?

B: Didn't want to willingly thrust myself into an argument.

652

When I hear trendy people complaining about the there/their/they're issue, I simply think: "You know so little of language minutiae!"

653

The USA can't think of what to do with its philosophers.

Ha!

654

Make your home a conflict free zone...

...if it isn't already.

655

When a ruling body gets to define cruelty,

all citizens lose out on complete civility.

656

Anger rolls downhill

and is ubiquitous.

Perpetual motion?

Hmph.

657

Don't act like the people who are worthy of being called epithets.

658

I don't like listening to the radio because I don't appreciate indecorous retards choosing my playlist. DJs have done a fine-enough job at spinning socially inappropriate recordings into the cognisphere for generations.

659

If the backlash against censorship has taught us anything, it's that allowing slanguage and hostility to dominate leads only to absolute chaos.

660

"Emotions are not corporeal," thought the empath who was self-soothing away yet another wave of depth.

661

How can we excuse assholic behaviors when they leave us so fucken upset that we need antidepressants?

662

When some have zero homes

no one should have more than one.

663

Wealthy people are insensitive people.

664

If you get an interior decorator to design your child's closet, you are overspending.

665

Exceptions to rules exist.

Duh.

666

The only thing keeping me from saying the wrong things to you is my almost infinite compassion.

667

When dealing with an addict, you must prepare for the possibility of you being murdered by said addict.

668

"If you never say the wrong thing for any given situation, you were never meant to. Any worry over possible unfoldings was irrational and pointless. A symptom of the social disorders that plague us all. Since birth, hypnotized...and why not? Ultimate truths are for God, not us mortals. Forgive yourself for getting caught up in the trends," said the preacher.

669

And then it happens.

An addict flips out in front of you.

They are they, but not the they they think.

Just a pathetic abstraction.

And, if you told them so,

their lack of inhibitions

would use its body to attack you.

A minute or 2 more intense

than having neck tattoos in an upscale neighborhood.

670

"It's hard to be apparent," said a parent.

671

Sometimes it seems the only things stopping the next civil war is me doing everything I can to not lose my cool.

672

The past repeats itself for the same reason Pop songs have repeating choruses...so something feels familiar by the end.

673

I don't have the magick in me to assume my social persona.

Come back later.

674

If you don't like who I am deep down, I hope you fuck yourself to death.

675

America be like:

"Trophy spouses and tongue biters only!"

676

"Starving builds character," said the president.

677

If a politician ever read this, they would shrug it off cuz they are incapable of decency.

678

The sacrifices of armed service members means nothing to confrontational leaders.

679

Solipsism and cultural relativism...am I right?

680

There is nothing like being a loner in the age of over-connectivity.

681

"I hate seeing in a time of oversexualization," said the man.

682

If you grow up in the USA and watch television, you have imagined telling someone off. If you grew up in the hood, it's worse.

683

"Anymore, I'm wanting to tell everyone off. And I mean everyone. Regardless of political opinions, the USA wasn't like this before the current president took office. I knew White supremacists during the Black president octology. Unless they were hurting for money, it didn't really bother them cuz they knew even if it went 8 years, A: The next president would most-likely be White and B: A Black president was expected. White supremacists knew that the government works against its citizens. Being broke isn't any reason to lose your mind over race. A better life for Blacks is better for all. Simple science and math. Equalize everything. Even with women...cuz White women get treated like shit too but when you're lower class enough, life is prostitution. If you're a good-looking chick, then you basically exist for crooked men to convince you to homogenize skin-tight pants in public and the workplace. If you're a husband, what to do? You are supposed to be a patriot to a country where you are probably in one of the lower classes. Racist parents in the late 1900s couldn't tell their kids to avoid minorities. They became ubiquitous. Ironically made more publicly aware/liked by violent, sexist music. Sure, Rap was the musical/social response to 80s Hair Metal debauchery. Hmph. So the kids interacted with other races. Doesn't trump superiority, tho. People believe in noncorporeal gods and theories that cannot be proven...like all the time...why isn't superiority allowed the same okayness? It's a delusion, sure, but lots of important stuff is. Delusion backed by slanted facts. Confirmation bias! Whatever. So everyone else gets to believe what they want and they want equality...so yeah. White supremacists know that they've championed assholism. Yet, assholism is caused by belief in superiority. Smarter minorities? How can that be bad? The reason they sucked so much before is cuz they were dumb as fuck. People given shitty education seem autistic, in a way. Then lots of the non-Black minorities are immigrants who don't know the language and are steeped in their traditions in a tradition-heavy country. Remember: We're talking about the 1980s and 90s. Gay people are going thru a revolution and your simple opinion that gay sex seems gross is considered something irrational to believe while people coming to the country wake up to pray. Culture shock is real. In the 90s, metalheads screamed and were ignored because no one listens to that which needs to be screamed at you. White culture takes a back seat to Pop Rap, which gives millions to really dumb motherfuckers that horde it cuz money is power and Blacks need power cuz power is another thing championed by European White ideologies. But the past doesn't matter. If minorities are equal and it's not something a government can deny, then let's look at the facts. White Europeans and Americans have done some really good stuff for the world. Let's not value one war over another or blame an entire race for the actions of the truly insane few. See, most people have never talked to a White supremacist. I suppose I was one until I realized supremacy is merely an idea. Overpowering someone with strength is a dick-move and it seems technology, home security, and people living healthier is lowering the practicality of criminal acts. Plus, if we're gonna get this equality the Republicans and Democrats are standing in the way of...and we'll all be humanely paid...well, crime will go down cuz...well...duh. Then I won't have to fear people for any reason and I can believe what the fuck I want about supremacy, gods, or music. World Peace doesn't mean anyone is better than what I've always known and believed," said a drunk person.

684

What I know is what I can prove. It may take an essay or 2, but I'll prove to all that they know it also.

685

What I believe is nothing.

Zero...zilch.

All I do is know.

Why waste time considering things I can't know?

686

The p.c. whiners, Democrats, bleeding-hearts, and snowflakes are all idiots that don't realize I might get murdered for #683.

687

There is a chance that I have pissed off the very-wrongest person/people a long time ago. So, if you are some whiny-ass radical of whatever belief and I've got your panties in a twist, go fuck off. I don't know you. I don't write about people I know.

Beyond all that,

I'm a fictional character.

Go on...kill a cartoon character.

688

Plan:

-find him

-kill him

-use his energy for nefarious purposes

689

When life gets too unfair,

you will begin to destroy yourself.

690

I want to be violently detached from reality. Give me an inordinate amount of weed, rum, painkillers, etc.

But only "violently" in the colloquial sense.

Cuz that exists in America.

691

A: What is it called when you die from anticipating life panning out but it ultimately never does?

B: I think that's cancer. Pretty sure a stroke is when things quit adding up to any sort of rational extent.

692

If doctors don't want to help the poor,

then their theories aren't applicable to poor lives.

Why would they care about the ones that will die of stress related problems?

Ha!

We're just numbers.

693

A: The numbers don't add up.

B: Let's add more numbers.

A: That won't work. Let's take numbers from the people that don't have numbers to spare.

#money

694

"Weed hangovers may make you suicidal if you don't accept you are having one," said the razor blade.

695

Violence is so normalized that we have colloquial definitions of words like murder, slay, and kill.

696

Eating is merely an inconvenience.

This is why we need convenience stores.

697

Oftentimes, I'm glad to be over a depression.

Glad is glad, I guess?

698

Joking about suicide on social media is one way to get people to care about themselves as much as you value humanity.

Cuz, if they cared as much as you, then there would never be a reason for suicide.

699

Fuck you forever for ignoring me.

I forgive you, tho.

700

A: You can't just blame the Continuum of Everything for how it all went down.

B: True.

A: Non-forgiveness lingers.

B: Can a non linger?

A: You question my grammar?!

B: Language is pointless

A: True.

Septimus: Useless Keyholes

701

Sometimes, people suggest such kind-but-ridiculously-uncalled-for things that I allow these things to unfold just to watch those people entertain themselves with their hubrises.

702

You know how some people are always ultra nice?

Be that annoyingly-happy person to others just to offset emotional balances.

703

Fake happiness is a real form of happiness.

704

Fake happiness may be what's poisoning us. Ever watch too much tv and get that emotional malaise afterward?...when you can't really grasp why anything but a perfect life is worth getting up for...that's overdosing on fake happiness...and all sorts of fakes. Tv magic. Blah. You don't care. Go get fatter.

705

You'll become a nudist when you realize clothes will never fit you right.

And when you have enough money to heat your room/house to acceptable levels.

(Space heaters are neat but they have their limits.)

706

People in Michigan expect men in Michigan to be ready to work outside for the road crews in the dead of winter.

NO.

707

A: How will you pay the bills?

B: I won't.

A: How will you live?

B: If I get a "job", I'll have more bills than I can handle. Anything under $50,000 a year isn't enough money. If I don't apply myself, I cost someone a few hundred bucks a month. I'm not useless...I'm only worth a few hundred bucks a month.

A: So like part-part time?

B: You ask a lot of questions.

708

Unapologetic.

Fuck the world to the end

then start over again not fucking the world.

Metal music is ultimately temporary.

709

In an "economically just/rational" society, the anger that causes Metal wouldn't exist. We scream in our music to release frustrations caused by issues more money could have prevented or ameliorated. Metal will soon become the global "Distorted Music". In a sense, Metal will last, but it will never be what it was for my generation. It will influence future Distorted Music, but if the suffering ends, then an important essence of Metal will be gone.

Yet, Metal does exist.

710

I don't listen to bands whose members look like folk I would never be friends with if I met them in real life. Douchey-lookin people make douchey music.

711

Fashion...am I right?

712

Here it comes.

Another wave of bullshit.

Didn't go to work yesterday.

Obligations piling up as I waste

another 3 or 4 minutes doing a word search.

713

Dear sugar-momma,

You are the only one I want to show what money can buy.

Anonymous

714

Neurotypical Social Comportment: Gossip/Drama > Fun Facts

Fun fact: Talking of gossip/drama invites gossip/drama into your life for A: As long as you talk about it and B: However long you think about it later. Plus, the gossip/drama sentiment lingers.

If you engage a human entwined in gossip/drama, then it may provoke them, since they're all shitty cuz of all the gossip/drama consideration and cognizance.

715

Yes, tv influences life.

716

Only so much life can influence tv.

Plus, the executives are about unreal standards, avarice, and oversexualization. So, if the tv isn't much like us, then how can so many latch onto it?

717

"See, what you do is put your hand on his leg. This will turn him on. When guys get turned on their minds shut down," taught the old slut to the young slut.

718

"The tv doesn't hypnotize women with sexuality. It does it with shopping...fantastic lives..desire...that's what distracts enough of the brain for enough of the subtext to sink in...the intimation to wriggle its way in," said the drunk ethics professor.

719

When I was a teen, I did my best to convince my girlfriends into having a 3-way with another woman. No-go. Chicks back then didn't do that kinda thing.

Now, I'm in my mid 30s and I'm about sick of women being social lesbians.

Thanks, oversexualization!

720

Weird how the word "gimmick" has dropped out of the social language continuum.

721

Optimistically, the future is going to be fucken awesome.

722

A: What do you think of the race issue?

B: Oh...huh? I was listening to Jazz music.

723

Brands aren't as exciting as the advertisements make them out to be.

724

Job complacency in the ghetto is basically good people not wanting to do low-paying jobs for employers that treat them like garbage.

725

A: It's not like there is a legally-enforced caste system in the USA.

B: The government keeps us exactly where it wants to.

726

A: You could always go to a trade school...or college.

B: Right. Choose purpose from a list of shitty choices and go fix broken luxuries for the assholic masses. Great.

727

Hard not to be a defeatist when you rarely win a game, so to speak.

728

Dear p.c. feminists,

Half of the ridiculously insane shit I've heard from humans came from women. Get off your pedestals.

Anonymous

729

Speaking of pedestals...I'm sick of how White apologists put Black folk on pedestals and how some African Americans totally act like self-important nitwits when they go on tv spouting off at the mouth about the race issue but they never say anything but boring platitudes.

730

A: Excuse me, politician...you need to do something about Issue A.

B: I know.

A: And issues B and C.

B: I know.

A: Are you listening to me?

B: I know.

731

"I will reiterate until I'm blue in the face if I have to. I will be heard!" yammered the rational person.

732

"Don't let the race issue sour you, child," said my Black fairy godmother.

733

I "observe" time the same way Americans observe national holidays.

In that this-isn't-that-important-anymore-but-still-must-be-acknowledged sense.

734

Fast food companies are like:  
"Excessive Advertising > Better wages for employees"

735

There is nothing more pathetic than a staunch Republican defending their tradition-hating, stingy employers.

736

A: Ain't no son of mine going to run around with holes in his face dating a nigger!

B: I...

A: ...hold on...my phone is ringing.

[a moment later]

A: I have to go to work.

(And the non-communication continues.)

737

Bosses pass blame onto their superiors.

The ultra-superiors are champions of assholism.

738

A: Would you like to discuss atrocities?

B: No thank you.

A: Traitor.

B: Huh?

739

A cool breeze on a hot day.

A cup of decaf on a cold morning.

The scent of flowers.

A child's laughter.

Heartwarming videos on the internet.

Paid vacations.

Unconditional love.

Atrocities.

A perfectly tuned, well-intonated guitar.

Fresh baked cookies.

Etc.

740

Democrats act like bad getting worse is somehow surprising and interesting.

741

Dear Democrats,

Don't just treat the symptoms...cure the disease.

Anonymous

742

When discussing things with a bleeding-heart, replying "I know, it's terrible." isn't enough. They want to suck you into their delusional hopelessness.

Choose positivity.

743

On a long enough timeline, everything will pan out for the better.

End narrowed focus!

744

"Huh? I was on my phone. What??" asked the trendy teen.

745

Having a bleeding-heart is when you would rather talk about someone's horrific death than their accomplishments in life.

746

Bleeding-hearts proselytize their beliefs but none of them have any sort of political uniqueness...just a long list of platitudes and important bandwagonings.

747

Our leaders aren't revolutionaries because we follow them instead of them leading us.

748

Focus more on what warms your heart than what breaks it.

749

Not all bad is getting worse.

In fact, many of the bads that seem to only get worse are getting better. Incrementally, sure...but world-of-the-mouth can take more than a lifetime.

750

A kitchen is not only for eating. It is a small portion of you finite home...a place where you can be you in...in ways the public would never allow (if you are so inclined). So it seems stupid to only value a kitchen as an eating zone.

751

Pop stars show off to get off.

752

I hate dating women obsessed with big cities.

Overpopulation in limited areas causes more problems than is acceptable.

753

Bleeding-hearts look for things to get upset over so you can never tell them "I know" to get them to shut the fuck up.

[reiteration of #742, kinda]

754

"Minutiae is minutiae is boring unless it's one of your narrowed areas of interest," said the aspie.

755

If technology proves a planet to not be a planet at all, then it is logical to assume that all planets will be rendered non-planets by future technologies.

756

I've been low for a few days now.

Only thing that helps is Metal from my teenage years.

I'm finally old enough to understand those emotions.

The lyrics all make sense now.

(Somewhere, a kid that honestly believes in Santa Claus is stumbling on a radical politics vlog that uses language most offensive comedians would find distasteful.)

757

Offensive comedian > Offensive philosopher

758

Offensive philosophy always turns into an act of intellectual masturbation. The first few pages will be ripe with poignancy and fury, but after the frustration is calmed by the artistic upheaval of writing, the clarity that follows is pure self-aggrandizement.

  1. People are stupid/frustrating

  2. I feel better

  3. Better is better is superior

  4. I should be ruler

  5. Philosophy is megalomania

759

Dear anyone that wants to kill me,

Why even waste your energy? I'll probably die of a stroke or aneurysm from involuntary excessive thinking.

Anonymous

760

"Involuntary excessive thinking is real," said the doctor...who was being coerced by the razor blade.

761

"Pay you no mind to those "bleeding-hearts" that put minorities on pedestals. That's where they need to put us cuz they feel guilty for the things they have done. Not things their ancestors did...but things they did," said my Black fairy godmother.

762

A: You ought to feel as bad about your past transgressions and microgressions as I do!

B: Nope. Not much to regret. Plus, I forgave myself a long time ago. All you can do is move forward and greet every situation as the best person you can be.

A: But I used to believe some heinous things.

B: So? You gonna waste your life talking and thinking about them?

763

"Out of sight, out of mind" has been said before, sure, but the amount of time you spend talking/thinking about something is how long you spend talking/thinking about something.

764

Weed makes me rationalize eating, which is good because eating is gross.

765

I learned long ago that punching a wall or breaking something are ways to alleviate the stress of inescapable ghetto bullshit realities.

766

A ghetto is a place of civil war.

Not enough to call a war socially,

but a war nonetheless.

While in war, you do what you have to

if you want to survive.

767

"I eat because it makes others happy," said the anorexic.

768

I am no longer sure of how things used to be...especially before I was born.

"Indeed," said the Ancients.

769

"Anyone that believes "If God, therefore Satan" doesn't understand God," said the preacher.

770

Satan only exists in people's minds and hearts.

That's enough, tho.

771

"I'd believe in God before I believed in evil," said the Atheist.

772

Political radicals don't know how to use the English language.

773

Surefire way to convince a political wackadoo that something is true: Lie to them.

774

An asshole's mantra:

A bleeding heart or no heart.

775

I dunno...it's like: Southern Heritage isn't about hate. It's largely inexplicable. I can sit here and write for World Peace and not have any ill-will toward anyone and I'm still vehement about the Confederate flag. Even if there is an exclusivity, oh well. I was born into something Leftos don't want to accept and think is 100% reprehensible because they believe it is. It's like these Leftos would kill someone to prove the victim a monster.

776

I'm wise enough to understand that the Confederate flag offends some people. Up here in Michigan, it's not really that common to see one flying or on a bumper sticker. It's like a religion...I don't have to justify it. I know right from wrong and I'd marry a Black woman. Evenso, I still feel a warmth when I look at the Confederate flag.

So, fuck off if you refuse to respect my private, benevolent beliefs.

777

They should make 3 of the stars of the Confederate flag black.

778

Here upon the precipice of who I was and who I will become, I teeter in contemplation of if I, in fact, have definition or if I should get all lamely-metaphysical about it and deny any sort of explanation/definition of my being.

779

An astounding portion of my life has been days where I just gave up and went to bed early.

780

Back before I turned 24, it felt like my life was partially on autopilot. So for about 13 years now I've felt too in-control and I can't make life work. I miss the autopilot feel.

781

Life hack:

Always pretend everything is good. Never tell anyone what you actually feel or think. Most people don't care and those that do suck at listening and giving good advice.

782

"People's opinions of you only matter if you choose to stay alive," said the razor blade.

783

In the USA, we buy our way into lifestyles.

784

As a writer, the only real hurdle to jump is convincing my fellow humans that my books are worth buying and reading. Self-actualization is making a career out of my passion. So, I'm at the mercy of "the court of public opinion"...which is basically me attempting to become one of the popular kids. It's like I'm inexplicably compelled to be rejected constantly.

785

Lately, certain people only seem to care about origins instead of traditions. Like with Christmas...I always hear people say we ought not celebrate Christmas because it was originally this or that...and the reason we have Christmas trees and fantastic reindeer is because of something trivial.

Atheist assholes started this shit.

But like: Nowadays everyone is poking holes in as much as they can.

Traditions evolve.

"Exactly why" doesn't matter.

Christmas is a phenomenon.

I allow myself to value what tradition means to myself and others.

I don't really care if history was written slanted.

I'm not ashamed of my ignorances.

It's like people are focused more on what enemies think than what allies do.

Hmph.

786

If you are highly argumentative,

then try not being argumentative highly.

If that doesn't work,

then try being neither argumentative nor highly.

787

Histrionic people are infuriating.

788

A: But the Confederate flag is a symbol of hate!

B: Not to me. And not to a lot of people. To me, the Black Power flag is a symbol of hate.

A: Not to me!

B: Impasse...um...you know, had we not talked about this stuff we would've probably gotten along.

789

"Focus on the tension," said Satan and the razor blade simultaneously.

790

A: What news from the White House?

B: Polarizing rhetoric.

A: From Right wing news?

B: Polarizing rhetoric.

A: From Left wing news and famous people?

B: Polarizing rhetoric.

A: How's your Zen studying going?

B: Never better.

791

There is nothing more threatening to a White apologist than a White person who is actually cool with Black folk.

792

A: I don't want to talk about it.

B: Neither do I...but I watch too much tv and am brainwashed into thinking that talking about it does good.

A: But it doesn't.

B: Oh well...did you hear about the declining conditions of...

793

The problem with facts is that you can use them to support irrational beliefs.

Let's not even go into confirmation bias.

794

There is no way you can walk out of your house and not be ignorant of almost everything there is to know.

795

In the USA, there is no such thing as un-polarizing rhetoric.

796

A: Southern pride/heritage is about condoning slavery.

B: Really? Cuz when I visited North Carolina as a kid in the late 1900s (long after slavery was abolished), I felt Southern pride/heritage. The Confederate flag seemed to punctuate that good feeling.

A: So?

B: So...the Confederate flag can't symbolize slavery if it still means something now..when slavery doesn't exist.

A: Derp...I 2 retarded to understand. You = Master!

797

Democrats don't appreciate values that people are willing to die for because nothing they believe in is worth dying for. Their love for the troops is about as genuine as a famous person's ideas on the efficacy of unity affecting their career.

798

What do I do when I can't stop talking about all the bullshit?

799

New presidents are merely the next lousy president since the last.

(You suck at leading...all of you.)

800

Patriotism is not blind faith.

801

Apparently, give up on your murderous ancestors unless you find reason to excuse their actions.

#DeadGangMembers

802

Part of living in the ghetto is knowing a confluence of events might land you in jail later.

803

-Reject polarization

-Embrace nonpolarization

804

If we are theoretically divided,

then a theoretical uniting will suffice.

805

"Don't worry. I won't forget who you are deep down," said nobody anymore.

806

At this point, the biggest "fuck you" I could give the world is to have a baby.

807

Since everyone seems to have forgotten:

-Men are not supposed to be assholes.

-Women are not supposed to be bitches.

(Fucken-a...)

808

"We didn't sign you to our record label because most people can't relate to your music because most people aren't functioning high on autism. You aren't a charity case...so we can't justify signing you on that angle. Your music is never going to resonate with enough people," said the suit.

809

Oftentimes, the rejected patient will lash out in any direction available.

810

Self-blame is self-harm.

811

I'm not the only one wasting my life away.

(Clarity: I'm insinuating that other people are wasting my life, not their own.)

812

The Hip Hop movement is as histrionic as Republicanism is narcissistic.

813

Great social change cannot be inherently disordered/insane.

814

Go ahead...set fire to an American flag.

Destroying a symbol is just that: Destroying a symbol.

815

"I'm here for the conflict and retaliation," said the immigrant.

816

Leftos that make fun of the president for being orange are the same people that condemn people that make fun of African Americans for being brown.

Same = Same

817

Collectively, humans suck at survival.

If we didn't, we would live in a utopia.

818

"As a vegan, it is my personal belief that meat eaters are stupid, barbaric murderers. Yet, I can eat in a restaurant that serves meat because I'm not a confrontational, idealistic cunt," said the vegan person.

819

White apologists act like bigoted Black people that honestly believe they can't be bigots.

820

Racially insensitive blanket statements made by non-Whites are fucken racist.

Plain and simple.

821

The p.c. movement cares not for how much collateral damage it causes.

822

"Take that, crackers! How do you like it when society treats you like shit?!" exclaimed the African American.

823

Ha.

It's not my job to end racism.

824

I feel many positive emotions but happiness isn't one of them.

825

"Before the invention of guns, no one thought of blowing their brains out," said the razor blade.

826

It sucks being a White man in America.

I agree that systemic issues make it suck more to be anyone else, but it sucks to be a White man in America. All these non-Whites and non-men that are asking for equality yet they want men, especially White men, on the lowest rung.

Yikes.

827

"My dad sacrificed too much for me and my siblings to give up on him for any reason," said someone.

828

Left wing tv makes all White men seem like elderly racists in suits creating laws that only make life tolerable for about ½ of the USA.

#BlanketStatements

829

We were born into a struggle to survive where we are pitted against one another.

830

Just because people behave in infuriating ways that make you, a peaceful person, want to murder them does not mean you should.

831

If a civil war erupts, I guarantee it will be started by someone that doesn't realize that public places are where our personal beliefs/opinions are moot.

832

Dear White people,

Misappropriation of the word "hater" has given way to cancerous complacency.

Anonymous

833

No one else cares about what they appear to be.

(I've lost the ability, also.)

834

Ideally, I want to be a person that is sated by a half pint of rum or a bowl of marijuana.

I've gone further into booze and weed...and it seems funner to stay a light-weight.

835

A: Funner is not a word.

B: That's because you don't think anything is funner than being a snooty intellectual.

836

I envy my nieces and nephews.

I wasn't really given, as a child, many cartoons where Black folk were even featured. Nowadays, cartoons have tons of Black characters. Seems like the youth won't even have a partial understanding of the racial divide when they're old enough to have childhoods veil pulled from their eyes.

837

I hate money more than the president hates Democrats.

838

When I think of a list of people I hold in super-high regards...there isn't a single US president on that list.

839

How can we be a country void of racial supremacy when presidents are always saying that the USA is the greatest country on Earth and that America is the Leader of the Free World?

840

You know how people say: "That's neither here nor there."? Well, what is here or there?

841

I gave up on racism because it's impractical.

842

I hate marijuana addicts.

843

A: You can't get addicted to weed!

B: That's complete bullshit. Complete. Bullshit.

844

Politics only exists because kids are taught to believe bogus nonsense that becomes so ingrained in them that they grow up to be adults who can't even value civility over controversy.

845

Dear White supremacists,

You think Black folk are stupid animals...which is why you torture them. Could you imagine eating a Black person? Eating a tortured animal.

Anonymous

#vegetarianism

846

Dear Confederate flag people,

If the Confederate flag isn't a symbol of hate, then why do so many of you insist on being racist? Sure, it's not all of you...and I'm willing to accept that Southern Heritage is real...since it obviously exists...but it's like: That flag means it's okay to say nigger. No different than if there is a Black Power flag on the wall, then it's okay to say disparaging things about Whites. Dammit..

Anonymous

847

B: I think Whites are the leastmost interesting race on the planet.

W: I think Blacks are.

B: Leastmost doesn't mean zeo.

W: Right, but only obviously.

B: Yup. Where do you wanna go eat lunch?

W: Let's try that new Mexican restaurant that just opened up.

848

I've been glib.

Another behavior I didn't invent.

849

White people are very misunderstood creatures.

850

I'm irate because I'm an utter letdown

just like everyone else.

851

Social media is where you go to learn hostility.

Go on...engage someone in a hot-button discussion.

Go ahead.

852

Some African Americans are so afro-centric that it seems I would have to convert to Islam just to be friends with them.

#vibes

853

A: Oh my God! You are so racist!! You can't say anything negative about a minority of African Americans!!!

B: No...you can't. I just did. Right now, I'm gonna go listen to Jazz. You can go fuck yourself.

854

What p.c. windbags can't grasp is that I can't go back and not be raised racist. I'll always understand where racist Whites are coming from for it is the same place I came from.

Octavus: Turn Your Back for the Long Road Ahead

855

If I abandon my family because of the opinions they have of human worthlessness, one of my parents might have a heart attack/stroke and die," said someone.

856

Do the privately hateful deserve to die?

857

How long am I supposed to feel "White guilt"? Like: Is this a rest-of-my-life kinda thing or can I not feel guilty for OTHER PEOPLE'S RACISM in a week or so??

858

Life is cruel because even the nicest people can be cruel cunts/bastards.

859

There is a huge difference between feeling loved and feeling liked.

860

When no one likes you, you can't like anything.

861

To like is to engage in narcissism.

Like means similar. You may argue that it also means appreciate...but what do we appreciate if not that which we identify with?

862

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being non-liked and non-happy, I suppose.

863

"I'm never too far away," said the razor blade.

864

The thing about high functioning autism is that some days I feel absolutely neurotypical. Other days, I'm comfortably aspie.

But some days all I feel is autistic...somewhat retarded. On days like those (like today) I find myself giving into autism because neurotypical living is absolutely fucken stupid.

Stupid.

But, this is your world, not mine.

So, I guess I'm the piece of shit.

865

I hate people that choose their biases over absolutely everything else.

866

"Could you just back the fuck off? You neurotypicals live in such a way that is so fucking irrational and illogical that suicide exists," said the calm aspie.

867

Coffee is poison.

868

Hate is a delusion.

869

Unconditional love is an obligation.

This is why Republicans champion it.

(If that doesn't make sense to you, then you don't understand Republicanism.)

870

"Shut the fuck up! Would you please go away? I am so bored with your perception," he said to the razor blade.

871

Insignificance only bothers me sometimes...that's why I don't let it spoil my social persona.

872

US women need to check their privilege. Seriously, if women could be sent to prison for being creeps and assholes like men can..

873

How do I process the anger/frustration that no one else can seem to process either?

874

Meditation is a bandage, not a cure.

875

It's not even possible to prove the obvious.

876

Republicans put ridiculous limits on the human experience and then get frustrated at the systemic problems that follow.

877

If the way someone treats you causes you to do something unforgivable, is it possible to forgive them?

878

"If I can't be forgiven, I can't forgive," said the war monger.

879

Really, really, really think why the flying fuck violence is entertainment.

880

A: Why do you act like things are getting better?

B: Your certainty is ridiculous, firstly. Secondly, we humans are doing all sorts of things to save the planet and our kind. Sure, we may not live in a utopia yet, but we are helping create one.

881

I say ignorant things about Black people/culture because it is impossible to know everything about Black people/culture. Even if I was African American, I wouldn't be as woke about my own people as p.c. moralists insist everyone who isn't a stupid racist should be.

882

Democrats act like life should feel like tv.

883

Coffee companies have convinced the lower classes that they should spend >$2 on a cup of coffee.

Hilarious?

884

Being woke is like enlightenment...if you strive for it too hard, then you are actually taking steps away from it instead of toward.

885

People that don't want White people comparing their struggles to Black struggles are often the same people that say stuff like: "You're killing it." and, "You totally slayed that."

886

The most common response that I get when I talk about how much prejudice and discrimination I cope with because of my tattoos and piercings is: "Well...what did you expect?"

887

Compassion is exclusive and subjective.

888

Another delusion: Confrontationalism.

889

A: What empirical evidence do you have to support your claims?

B: Living life, stranger...living life.

890

If body mod discrimination is not valid, then no discrimination is.

891

It now strikes me that I didn't grow up in a "racist" household...I grew up in a "I'm not racist, I hate everyone" household.

Ha.

892

People that bash White "racism" in the Metal community don't understand Satanism.

893

So wait...

...violence is entertainment but hate isn't hilarious?

894

You can bash White nationalism all you want...and I may agree with every word you say...but there is a possibility that paranoia over Islamic terrorists is what's keeping the terrorists in their own country.

895

"Once these Brown-folk countries quit being cesspools of poverty and civil war, the USA won't have an immigration problem," said the insensitive but ultimately correct person.

896

It's not racist to classify people by the color of their skin.

It's racist to only classify people by the color of their skin.

897

Benevolent racial insensitivity?!

898

I don't get to be offended by being called white.

#RacialEquality?

899

A: But, to speak of people publicly as "Brown" is taboo.

B: Right, obviously.

A: And unless your philosophy becomes dogma, the taboo will stand.

B: Yup.

A: What part of this aren't you getting?

B: I get it all. In my private philosophy, it's okay to be considered Brown. Here's the thing, tho: If I was talking to a Mexican American and built a rapport with him/her, I could say "Brown folk" and not offend them.

A: How so?

B: Easy. I merely don't say it in an offensive way. White people aren't offended by Native Americans calling them "pale face". We are pale. Mexicans are brown. Yet, White people aren't white and Black people aren't black. So, it seems more fitting to call Latinos, Middle Eastern people, Indians, etc. "Brown" than it is to say White or Black people.

A: Okay. Whatever.

900

I think it's funny (yet frustrating) when laypeople get all fussy cuz someone misspelled "their" or used "its" instead of "it's". True language nerds aren't tripped up by noob mistakes because we are fascinated by etymological phenomena.

901

Laypeople trip out over other laypeople's modicums not being as large as theirs...eventho a layperson's modicum is always severely limited.

902

Stupid people breed

The smartest of us will never find an intellectual equal.

Take that, Evolution!

903

Sapiosexuality...am I right?

904

P.C. moralists are hyper-obsessed with categorization and identity politics.

So are bigots.

#Equality

905

Hey idiots,

Body mods cannot hurt people who see them.

Anonymous

906

A: When I see people with piercings, I cringe. Excessive tattoos cause me to cringe, too. It happens involuntarily.

B: Yet, you can watch local or national news every night and see footage of real-life violence and it does nothing to you?

907

Sensitize...desensitize...resensitize...common-sensitize.

908

Satanists understand that cruelty is ubiquitous and how it manifests matters not because it's all an extension of a false god delusion causing mental disorders.

909

The p.c. movement is a sensitization movement currently being championed by people whose minds are too caught up in the present and future.

910

Perhaps I am disliked because I am cognizant of the paradoxes I can't help but exist in.

911

"A life in paradox blocks pathways to and from the self," said the guru.

912

Democrats obligate themselves (firstly) and others (secondly) into idealized emotional and intellectual states.

Republicans obligate others (firstly) and themselves (secondly) into idealized emotional and intellectual states.

913

After seeing some Black folk greet their friends with a super-warm "My nigga!" so many times, I want a nigga. I want to be that cool with someone.

Apparently, tho, wanting to feel and express love like that isn't in my cards because of the color of my skin.

Also, remember: Socially, "white" is synonymous with lame.

914

W: I feel like Black people want us White people to appease them.

-also-

B: I feel like White people want us Black people to appease them.

915

Racial appeasement would cause easement...but it's not easy, is it?

916

For the most-part, rockstars are as real as Santa Claus.

917

Once you find out the role producers play in shaping music, you will both and appreciate and abhor them.

918

I now consider using abohor instead of hate. When I say "hate" it seems I can kinda direct it. Hate, as a sound, seems like a punctuation. It's concise in its monosyllabic nature.

Abhor sounds too intellectual to be a dagger of a word, so to speak. When I say abhor, it seems like a solemn proclamation rather than bombastic emotional overload. Abhor implies a learned disgust for something. Hate is merely quick and baseless.

Hate and despise seem more equal. Surely, despise and abhor fit in unison...but still...it seems like it takes more effort and intellect to abhor.

Ha...look at me...word-nerd lost in the minutiae of words on the edges of the negative end of the spectrum. How I ought to abhor my own inclination unto willful futility!!

919

The inhibitions that cause writer's block are social constructs of manipulation, coercion, and cognitive dissonance as it stews in groupthink.

920

Sure, we should all be woke

but most people don't have the spare time

for all that research.

921

Unfortunately, a lot of "racist" White folk are never gonna meet that one Black person that makes them realize Blacks were never "niggers" at all.

#ConsiderMyselfLucky

922

People that "sense" ghosts in the dark merely sense nocturnal insect/animal life that no one seems to notice but me now that I think about it.

Possibly, of course.

923

Maybe our tendencies to lash out at one another stem from our ancestors getting attacked on the inescapable regular by mosquitos or whatever.

Think about it.

924

"We all have one true love.

It is our choice to be with them or not.

With how the country is...people get screwed up.

Abusive parents, drug addictions...you name it.

Life renders some unlovable for decades.

Call it major depression.

Call it systemic racism crapping on your life, too.

Who cares what you call it?

(Zen.)

Words are useless and useful.

Surely, they aren't absolutely useful.

We should just use them to their fullest extent,

which is not infinite.

(Assholes.)

So your one true love is piece of shit,

so you settle for someone.

How do you cope?

You find someone awesome and gorgeous.

Not hard to enjoy a life like that," said the poet.

925

Is completeness an infinity?

#koan

926

Language is not pointed but pointful.

927

Psychosomatic causes for diseases thought to be caused by genetic flaws.

#koan

928

A: You meditate, bro?

B: I can't stop meditating.

929

A: Aren't those the clothes you wore yesterday?

B: Oh...my attention span is much longer than 24 hours.

930

Brainwash yourself with mathematical limits that are entirely theoretical.

#GoodSongLyrics

931

Women aren't on men's side anymore.

932

Okay...now they're back on men's side.

933

Same goes for everyone else in contention with each other.

934

World leaders don't want to make enough money for all. If every country made enough money to keep everyone at like $50,000 a year, then money would lose all philosophical worth.

935

The president is only on devices like tvs, phones, radios, and the like. If you close your eyes and imagine your home, the president isn't there. The president isn't at the store. He's not at the park. If he comes to town, the news will let you know. There will be all sorts of armed guards, fancy cars...all the pomp and circumstance...and you probably won't be able to get anywhere near him. So really, he only exists in our minds.

936

Think not of political whateverness.

937

Backlash happens.

Imagine if I got super famous.

938

How can I not be cool?

I have met the coolest Black guy ever.

939

Is raising your children in an "I'm not racist, I hate everyone" household child abuse? What if you are diagnosed with misanthropic issues?? Should you not hate the humanity that kills each other on myriad levels??? The same humanity that keeps you hovering around $30,000 a year when you got kids to feed. Government wants us to be patriots...and being in public is brief unless it's part of your job. Patriotism is knowing that it could be worse and that it's probably going to be worse tomorrow, I guess.

940

"Apparently, obstructing justice on tv isn't a crime?" questioned the irate Lefto that watched entirely too much news, seen the controversy on its social media profile, and felt like it couldn't escape the absolute what-the-flying-fuck?-ness of it all.

941

Society is not media.

Like: People...even in theory...aren't media.

"Social media" cannot make sense.

-or-

Is it that the media has gone social?

Like: Incorporating society.

If so, why wasn't the media incorporating society in the first place?

#AspieThoughtExperiments

942

"Sometimes, I allow my internet persona to outweigh my social and self personas," said a noob.

943

There is a difference between "newb" and "noob". They sound different, so they cause a different chemical response in the brain. Noob sounds more like a taunt. Newb sounds like an appellation, of sorts.

944

Some people fuck to get over an argument.

I just avoid people for days.

#aspie

945

Ignoble is the person who has the money to have built a hundred homeless shelters who doesn't have at least 5 built.

946

"Oh no...the hypochondriacs caught the social network flu!" cried the 5 year old.

947

Social media is finally, yet reluctantly like:

"Hey. We should put heartwarming things to see on the internet. I bet that will make people realize how awesome we really are."

948

The late 1900s was a time of scatological fascination that spilled over into the 2000s.

949

Excusability and event confluence.

#FoodForThought

950

Have people begun trademarking hashtags?

Fuck it. I'll use a different symbol.

2 negatives equal a positive

(Not getting sued by greedy nitwits is good.)

\--TrendSetter?

951

Plagiarism is wrong.

Coming to a similar conclusion isn't plagiarism.

Similar means like...and like is narcissism...which is a disorder. (Perhaps on a spectrum, yes.) So, coming to a similar conclusion is insane unless we are "connected to a bigger existence together", as the guru would say.

952

A: You're a prophet!

B: You're an idiot...I'm a seer.

953

Onions are not food.

Fact: Earthlings give off acrid and or harmful odors as defense mechanisms.

Fact: Onions make many people experience eye pain, swelling, and watering (often to the extent of blindness) if sliced.

Empirical Evidence:

-I suffer from aforementioned symptoms

Yet!

"Food allergies" don't mean an earthling is not food.

PLUS!!

If I'm gonna sit in a restaurant with meat eaters, onion eaters are equal to me in more ways than meat eaters.

Peace lives on another day.

See war, know peace.

Tv flash. Tv flash.

Use my notebook as a steering wheel

to help myself back up.

Work on my agility all the time.

Even when I'm bored with being cognizant of it.

But, certain foods are not food.

Onions are not food.

Onions are not tame.

Lettuce doesn't seem to be tame or its opposite.

Animals are tame or not.

Onions are not food.

954

Plant cruelty is when you eat a plant that is giving you every single hint it can that you shouldn't...justified by your own non-allergy of the plant.

955

Yet, people "hunt" deer.

Humans still value animals as food.

They will my whole life, most likey.

956

How can anything bother me?

957

A: Guess who relapsed again?

B: Fuck...shut up...tell me you're lying to me.

958

Dairy is a decadent gift given to us by Cows that is not for overindulgence lest we become greedy, fat fools who dishonor Cows with our petulance.

959

"No, I'm not hungry," said the picky eater who didn't need to eat every time she was offered free food.

960

Insistence is not kindness.

961

A: You don't need to take the final exam. You've gotten an A already. Congratulations!

B: But, professor...the final exam is the final lesson.

962

Lots of crazy people.

Lots of songs about being crazy or losing it.

Obviously, the songs are causing some problems in culture where ultraviolence is prevalent.

Empirical Evidence:

-I feel somewhat guided by the songs I listened to as a youth.

963

We ingest accelerants.

964

"If you really thought of life...like REALLY thought of things, you'd change a lot...but you don't have time for the kind of thinking I'm talking about," said the aspie.

965

Coexistence is part distraction.

\--Obligatory

966

Psychosomatics + Hypochondriasis + Intimation + Magick = ?

Nonus: Tantrum Complete

967

Dear White supremacists,

Did you ever think that these crazy terrorist attacks on US soil are radical Islamists rationalizing helping Blacks? Or, are you still holding firm on the idea that only you can think?

Anonymous

968

Dear deadbeat dads,

Fuck off.

Anonymous

969

"Hold on...we can't give up on our fellow humans just yet," wailed the toy clown.

970

Family.

Who else gives a shit about your height?

971

Self

Family

Society

In that order.

972

Community college is for those people that want to babystep their education.

973

Oftentimes, the easy way is the better way.

974

All hellmouths contain acerbic tongues.

975

Politics is a game of understanding why people don't get along. It will never lead us to Peace.

976

No...I don't want to talk about upsetting things cuz language rarely helps when used to only define and rationalize difference.

977

A fool is a person who calls an equal country the best.

978

First, the government allows systemic prejudices to flourish, then they take your food stamps away.

Then, society taboos privilege and criticism.

979

Is laziness an extension of insurmountable odds defeating even the most resilient?

980

"Thanks for womansplaining things to me. I dig the perspective but I am not my fucken gender!" exclaimed the man treated like he was inherently stupid just cuz he was born a man.

981

Female sexism isn't excusable.

It's sexism.

982

"I can't be a bigot" is not the same as "I am not a bigot".

983

There are almost as many reasons to not believe in yourself as there are reasons to believe in yourself.

984

To Democrats, proselytizing must always sound apologetic.

985

Punk is championed by drug addicts that sit around wasted wondering why the scene/industry is a shit show.

986

The polarization of the last 2-3 years has pulled me this way and that. Publicly and in my heart I have defended everyone and everything...even the unfortunately ignorant and the justifiably complacent.

987

Event confluence is both infinite and finite.

988

Willful perpetuation of illiberalism is antithetical to rationality.

989

A: If weed's gonna be legal, we need to quit being stoners and potheads.

B: I can live with that. An intelligent approach to a mind-altering substance is as rational as an intelligent approach to gun ownership.

990

"Yeah...I don't like it being called "gun control". Seems like us gun owners are being treated like children that need to first learn to control guns before we can own them. I mean: Lots of people own guns that never, ever cause problems," said the gun owner.

991

Society merely thinks it is incurably sick.

992

"Sorry, Mom and Dad...I can't be a bigot. I tried but I see absolutely no reason for it. I can't even pretend to not love every positive aspect of humanity," said someone.

993

Republicans are wrong because they would rather lose their children's love than not be the dominant philosophical force in every given situation.

994

Children of Republicans have to live with the fact that a tired philosophy of post-Western bullshit means more to their parents than believing in Peace.

995

Republicanism is synonymous with racism now.

Perhaps it always was or wasn't.

I dunno.

Either way, it excuses racism (which is a delusion) like Confederate flag wavers often do.

996

"The hateful delusions are the worst," said the skitzo.

997

A democracy that relegates popular vote winners as losers because of an aged loophole is not worth voting for.

998

"If I, a single man, met a 16 year old female human being that I clicked with, I would wait 2 years for her," said the man in his mid 20s.

999

That grey area of when a teenager becomes an adult is a weird thing to consider. There are things that I just don't like to think about. I don't understand how it could be beneficial to intellectualism for me to really delve too deeply into that can of worms, so to speak.

[Satan grabs the microphone]

I think having sex with a physically immature human is reprehensible. Tho, lots of 16 year olds are physically mature. Then, education has progressed to where 13 year olds are now smarter than 18 year olds of older generations and many adults are petulant fools.

The Law is questionable. The argument is that 16 year olds are not as progressed as adults...and on experience alone, a 16 year old is lacking wisdom. But on many very relevant levels, a 16 year old is an adult.

Clear your mind.

Now think of a 26 year old woman saying this about a high school junior who is a tall football player that will end up in college for football but excel in something brainy.

Doesn't seem as creepy.

Men are the bigger/strong sex, on average.

Facts suck and I'm not belittling women.

Also: Different countries and cultures have different "ages of adulthood" and different schooling systems. Take Everything into account and it's only logical to accept that the "18 = Adult" thing might be too arbitrary.

But...only because time changes all.

By this point, the Democrats are on my side...but the Republicans are pissed. To them, this is perverse and they want nothing more to do with it.

Take a breath.

Morality is valid to humans and always will be. Morality can be misunderstood and perpetuated nefariously by the tragically misled....and I in no way think that grown men should willfully seek out the affections of high school students. The complex tapestry of high school is believed to be a phase...but only to parents. The thing is: Random connections happen between people. Most social dogma is that you will never find your true love if you are looking for her/him. The moment you give up and let "fate" take hold, then your true love will appear.

Beings of Earth have id-based functions. Unconscious things go on in bodies. Attraction can be analyzed scientifically and valued greatly because of it but there is more to love than what we detect.

And true love is the only thing that might calm the fury of a father of a 16 year old human female. See...older generations had a bigger gap in maturity between themselves and each other. Education was less, so kids were kids until they got to college...they weren't privy to maturity because maturity was what you got from the world when you turned 18 or graduated. The entire world was sheltered from the entire world (pre-internet), basically. Known worldly ideas could have been listed in a short book.

The truth is that it's no longer like that.

Regardless of any valid justification of being interested in a 16 year old, a father or mother might involuntarily kill you if they find out a "grown man/woman" is dating their "little girl/boy".

The Law is based upon the education system. It's only rational to give the youth their chance at collectivity. I wouldn't wanna mess around with a chick in high school cuz they are busy and will undoubtedly have too much immaturity in their social sphere, which keeps them stunted. So, wait until high school is over. A woman/man greets their true love the day after high school graduation and they live happily ever after. Emancipation.

Ideal worlds...ideal worlds. Lets not worry about the Law. Let's worry about Actuality.

-Pursuing a relationship with a 16 year old is dangerous

-"Parental consent" isn't morally valid to a lot of folk

Meaning: Some parents will never be okay with it

-Lots of people believe May/December relationships of all kinds are reprehensible

The list could go on.

But that's enough Actuality.

US citizens live in a country of diminishing values...as is clear by what they entertain themselves with. They are oversexualized, hyper-focused on education, and their politicians stand behind tv screens allowing systemic prejudices to ruin thousands of lives. Yet, perhaps they need...how do I put this?...they need to reestablish values. They need to reassess why they do things because they can't get away with perpetuating arbitrary, factually incorrect, and biased nationalism anymore.

Not with the internet existing...and the internet isn't going anywhere. Maybe in one country a dictator can take that away. But the world needs the internet like it needs enough money.

Anyway, the point is: The law is questionable now, not then. Don't pursue, but if you honestly think it's true love, then you, the adult, will wait patiently of risk getting thrown in jail where it's rumored the inmates assault perverts physically and sexually...which is what you will be labeled.

[Satan drops the microphone.]

1000

Personally, dads scare the shit out of me. When it comes to protecting their kid(s), the dads around Wayne county are fucken nuts.

1001

Some people go crazy over "the one that got away" and remain single their entire lives.

Some people haven't really considered abortion.

1002

Somewhere along the line, social media networks made us forget to like the things that need not improvement....all the while expressing inordinate amounts of discontent at things that do need improvement.

1003

Apathize. Distract.

In that order.

All magicians know this.

1004

"Spend too much of your life considering the bad," said Satan.

1005

"Don't stand in the way of the past shaping the future," said the guru to the Republicans.

1006

Yes, the past shapes the future, but reality always feels like reality.

1007

A: I got caught up in the war.

B: What war?

A: You've never been on the internet?

B: No.

A: Oh. See, I've read things and watched videos that opened me up to the true depth of human negativity. At many points, I was so deep in it that I couldn't recognize friend from foe. I lashed out at people in similar manners to how others were acting and the regret is gargantuan.

1008

Firstly, nothing is analogous to Black struggles.

Secondly, drawing parallels is not racist. So like: What the body mod culture goes thru is parallel to what Black folk go thru. It's temporally aligned. The bigotry aimed at Blacks when they weren't/aren't around was/is aimed at the body mod culture. The discrimination we face is unique, tho.

If Black people don't get that much...if they think their pain is somehow greater...well...nothing is analogous to Black struggles.

Nothing.

It's like comparing the holocaust to anything.

Phenomenon.

1009

If we are equal, then talking of our differences is mere fantasy.

1010

No one wants to have to die or kill because they believe what they do.

So, if no one wants to kill or die, then why all the atrocity?

1011

People only care about the minutiae of your minor mistakes when you make big ones constantly.

\--presidents

1012

The news has lost sight of what a "Notable Event" actually is.

1013

"Tonight on Idiot News, we've scoured the globe for the most gut-wrenching stories to help keep you desensitized to violence...as is every night," began the archetypal anchor.

1014

The chaos is too much to handle and I'm sick of dealing with it. Sick of being stoned. Sick of being sad. It's like: Too much of what I think of results in platitudinal thinking and abrupt bandwagoning. Caught up in this grand confluence of existence unfolding. If I caused Peace, then it would merely be me opening up the abilities of others to choose that which was inherent in them as a toddler. Think about other species. They naturally get along. Yet, there is a huge moral-based fear that without overarching religiosity we will become somehow more violent than we are now...a violent often perpetuated by religious folk.

Yet, I am non-violent.

Are you?

Nothing a human could write can heal certain hurts. The death toll is too remembered.

Yet, the death toll exists because we followed wrong leaders for some right reasons and it's very obvious now. Had our ancestors had the internet and translators...think way back to tribal times...most wars wouldn't have started. We live in a time when we manufacture food. Our ancestors couldn't manufacture food. The struggle to survive was real, not real because of theoretical buffoonery. Lawmakers write laws 1000 pages long. I've read 1000 page books. It takes a while and you'll forget a lot of it if you don't have an eidetic memory.

Ain't no way the US government is full of people that have eidetic memories.

We don't get along because we were raised to not get along.

That is the only reason.

And there are hurts that won't go away that are being disrespected by those that refuse to opine them as valid and learn from them.

1015

A: New dog, eh?

B: Yeah. Just got it 2 days ago.

A: How are you adjusting to the new bispecies emotional spectrum? Is it one of those dogs that shows independence by lashing out?? Cuz it's possible that we learned all this hating each other shit from dogs.

B: Nah. It's the long-standing post-traumatic stress from our ancestors' children not having adequate protection from mosquitoes and insects of similar natures.

A: All species have come so far!

B: I bet other species resent us cuz we figured out how to evolve...well, at least some of us did.

A: Or, they're already as evolved as they need to be.

B: Or, they are jealous of us and have been throwing shade for ages.

A: Perhaps evolution led humans to be dicks...the struggle to survive and all.

B: What a can of worms!

1016

Excusability is a waste of language.

1017

To change effect, change cause.

To end effect, stop being assholes.

1018

If you make the news intolerable to watch, then you can get away with all sorts of crooked shit.

1019

America's most famous people...the ones that everyone relates to and think of as extended-family, in spirit...these people live in homes that cost millions of dollars.

How can a house that expensive be a home?

The average house in my neighborhood is around $90,000 (an estimate that may be a bit too high). These are nice homes, albeit smaller than huge.

Look at this:

$3,400,000 home

$ 90,000 home

Seems mean. Stingy.

340/9 = 37.777...

These are people with homes more than 30 times more expensive than decent homes.

1020

Defending the rich is like defending the racist. Even if you can relate on a level or few, it just leaves you with an icky taste in your mouth...a cognitive dissonance that doesn't want to be shaken.

1021

Why isn't "terrorist" a mental disorder category?

1022

"All the salt in the world isn't gonna get me to a healthy weight," said someone at a fast food restaurant after he/she is offered fries.

1023

Smart people that love their families agree that tv is not family-friendly.

1024

If the USA made television half as violent, we'd still have the most violent television in the world. ("Tv" implies movies...you know...cuz movies end up being watched on tv.)

1025

Deadbeat dads be like:

"Fuck rational expectations!"

1026

You'll never know everyone's pain.

1027

A: How do you end the cause of the grand negativity confluence?

B: Kill the stubborn.

A: No comment.

1028

The USA is so fucked up that some people can't help but fuck up big time.

1029

I blame my credit card debt on all the companies that don't hire people from the body mod culture.

1030

We should exploit human similarity like we exploit women on tv.

1040

"You'll never understand what we became to survive," said old women now and in the future.

1041

Interrupters make for terrible listeners.

1042

Some people will only believe in your purpose if you have die hard fans.

This proves your philosophy/art valid.

1043

Apologies are unnecessary but often appreciated.

1044

Go on.

Decide to run for president.

See how crazy others will assume you are.

1045

I learned how to act crazy from the crazy people I was exposed to.

1046

Mixups lead to impasses to often.

1047

It would be hilarious if someone found all my asshole comments I left online and turned them into a book and used said book to prove how fucked up the kid I used to be got because humans are hateful assholes sometimes and emotions are contagious.

1048

"Legal discrimination sucks more than a thousand vacuum cleaners," said the unemployed guy who had a lip piercing.

1049

Old people be like:

"My parents told me not to like people like you and I...I pooped myself."

1050

Kids these days be like:

"My parents told me not to hang out with racist idiots."

1051

Most Black folk just want equality and better vibes in public.

Some Black people want a magickal pass that allows them to be able to be whatever kind of asshole they want to in public and get away with it because pulling the race card works.

1052

Wouldn't it suck to be a non-racist White cop getting treated like a monster by a polarized Black woman going thru a PTSD attack?

1053

If men are the cause of all war and atrocity, as some radical feminists believe, then only a man can cause peace.

1054

The worst thing you can do to a dictator is give their citizens hope that no one can take away.

1055

I can't wait for everyone else to allow me to emancipate myself from their overarching views.

1056

Had immigration not boomed in the late 1900s, a lot of this social controversy would have never happened. Christmas wouldn't have been diminished to a part-time holiday. People stuck in their ways would still be comfortable.

Immigration changes things.

It's not about good or bad.

It's about accepting the obvious.

1057

Homosexuality exists.

In many forms.

Get over it.

1058

Sometimes, perspective hurts.

1059

I don't pay much attention to politics anymore because the things in motion don't need my assistance.

1060

Democrats are jealous of the hopeful.

1061

The only way people like me will ever have money is if money loses all philosophical value.

The rich need people to be richer than.

1062

What's worse: Being raised hateful or stingy?

1063

Well, I think the word nigga. I see things and think: "Nigga, please!" or "This nigga be trippin!" I do this because I pay attention to Black culture. Regardless of any obvious race war (of words) going on in this country, reacting like a nigga in my head is something that no one can take away from me.

1064

Assholes have ruined so much for most people.

1065

The rich don't care.

The poor don't care.

Fame is exclusive.

Fame is success.

You don't care.

1066

In this time of mass polarization,

do not give up on your family.

That's what the crooked politicians

really want you to do.

1067

Dear politics,

I value the love I felt 4 years ago more than the frustration I feel today.

Anonymous

1068

"Once you realize how much of a delusion all of politics is, then you'll really despise politics...but a clarity will dawn on you and you'll quit wasting cognitive energy on futile systems of thought like politics and idealistic diplomacy," said the guru.

1069

2016: New President

Mass polarization follows.

Question is: Are we all done throwing fits so we can work together on spreading unity?

1070

The marginalized be like:  
"We'll stop when we are no longer marginalized."

1071

Politicians either can't use their hearts or words correctly.

1072

Perhaps my philosophy is a delusion, but isn't a better delusion better?

1073

A: Have you heard from our son lately?

B: No. He still won't talk to us.

A: Oh well, bigotry means more than him.

1074

It's like: I understand the confluence of events that have brought humanity to right now. Good and bad...all of it. I understand.

\--GetOffMyCase

1075

Only engage free-thinkers.

1076

The cure to a problem that is all in our minds is basically the hope to forget pointlessness.

1077

"I'm not gonna bite my tongue for a few hours so that my adult child can be comfortable in my presence," said the alt-Right parent.

1078

A: Have you talked to your parents lately?

B: No. I just can't cope with them valuing hate over loving me. When I visit, I'm treated like a defect/runt for not saying nigger or talking about women as if they are lower creatures. The look in their eyes is inexplicably detrimental to me.

A: How's the substance abuse problem?

B: Lingering.

1079

Forgiveness is an act of change.

1080

Stubbornness trumps change.

Decimus: Goodbye from December

1081

A: Quit fighting.

B: No. We will not stop fighting because of you.

1082

I'm sick of the people with money being mad at me cuz I'm not one of them.

1083

Readers read for perspective.

Writers are readers.

Any given writer will have its own perspective.

As the writer(reader) reads, it gains perspective.

Perspective(s) help shape the perspective writers share in their writings.

1084

Dear deadbeat dads,

Say what you want about your ex's new guy/lady but he/she is not as bad a fucker as y'all are.

Your children

1085

Equal shame on deadbeat moms, obviously.

1086

No one wants to learn.

No one wants to listen.

No one wants to open up.

No one wants to close their mouths.

\--GoodLyrics

1087

If you want to understand White pain,

listen to Deathcore at full volume in a car

going 70mph on the freeway at night

and then go almost anywhere...

...because your positive state of mind

will seem unnatural to most people.

1088

Fuck up until you can't fuck up no more, I guess.

1089

Right now is just a lesson the future will learn about the past.

1090

God be like:  
"Good. That fixes White people."

Satan be like:

"Nope. I still got the Republicans, White supremacists, p.c. extremists, and I'm warping their kids' minds with tablets for a shittier future!"

1091

A: Quit messing with the faithful.

B: Okay. Got it all out of my system. All the bad processed thru me. It took a long, long time but I got every last drop of asshole out of me.

1092

Congratulations.

1093

Ever felt like you can't remember enough bad from a debacle that happened and the lack of memories causes a sense of relief...like a weight on your heart is gone? How you were certain you needed heart meds or a crutch of some sort...that feeling is gone.

1094

All that's left in my mind,

is the tinnitus and this goodbye.

12-16-2018

The End of Book One

