you talk about intelligent design ? look
at the human body! It's a waste
processing plant near recreation area! How intelligent is that ? And they say the
platypus was an animal designed by
committee... Was the human body designed by a
committee? Was a group of guys we
designed it was a guy going .. "Tom do you
have those designs for the human
reproductive system?"
"I do Jed let's show you Kate what we
came up with ! Normally with the mammal
penis we have the retractable. We decided to do something different for the mammal
the male's penis for the human - we
called the collapsible - kind of fun! - and
look at this: Murray came up with the
idea of making the covering optional
Thank you, Murray! way to go ... We take the
covering off .. It's a little sharp, a
little pointy.... we need something on the
top to soften it up ! Bob, what was your
idea?? A mushroom cap! Thank you, Bob!
Just put the mushroom cap on the top and
it's kind of cool because when it's
retracted looks like a little toe, and
when it's erect like a little soldier. Thank you!
And Tim put a piece of string up at
the top - thank you, Tim - I guess the tunic
thank you, Tim! We run the semen at the
top and urine through... We also run urine
through that we call it multitasking or
coming and going ... kind of a fun concept
and initially we just had the sperm
stored inside the penis itself like a
toothpaste tube ... gone! So we needed
something to store it in and produce it.
What was your idea Carl? Nuts. Thank You
Carl!
Initially we used walnuts. We've had good
luck with those in the past. And though
the human males are going : "we can't sneak
up on the females in it!" What do you mean?
"Listen ! " .... Forget the coconut, let's
try something different!
Bob, what was your idea to replace those?
Balls! Balls ...  who doesn't like balls?
Makes sure when we use three
balls and here's some of the tests with
the three balls that were going
everywhere ... The male was like playing
with the balls .... playing with the balls....
women: "we better put those in a bag!" so we
decided to make a bag. And the only thing
we had lying around with the mold
turkeyneck. I said "use it! Let's try!" So we put the balls in the turkey neck
and ....um... it's ugly. I think uh yeah next to
the assholes one of the uglier things we
made, really, and we got some negative
feedback from the females, you know : "we're
not going down there unless you cover
that up!" okay so I put some garnish
around it. And initially we made the hair
straight ... the females: "my eyes!" okay, curly.
It's a curly hair and initially put the
hair everywhere even the top of the
penis and it looked like my Uncle Phil
okay how are you so we have this was a
topiary thing which is kind of fun and
and then the females went we'll go down
there now thank you ladies thank you
which is cool because you can start the
penis orally thank you I'll manually
Thank You Manuel for finding that out
finger in the ass Ted found that out
they said it was an accident
shitter and if you play with the balls
the penis likes that it's kind of fun
but we did find out a negative thing
about the balls if you hit them really
hard it's a total system reset it's like
if it was a slot machine he would pay
was kind of a hook but that's
essentially designed for the penis
initially we gave the male about 800
sperm and those were gone in a
millisecond and now we give him 8 to 9
billion and he shoots them everywhere
kids race we found some on the ceiling
those are the overachievers we hope some
make it to the vagina in terms of the
vagina
Carl's in charge to the vagina project
Carl where did you come up with well
normally with the mammal vagina you have
the genital slit or opening we decided
to accessorize it what did you
accessorize it would call curtains where
I would just thought it makes it less of
an opening in more of a show really kind
of we had some old lips lying around we
could try those let's give it a go and
initially we made it horizontal and the
damn thing talked it was weird
and the first time I talked to meals but
I'm not going down there if it's already
got one opinion up here I don't need a
second one fine so now we made it
vertical and now it just parked so the
first time it wasn't easy big fella
and the asshole got offended saying
that's my job okay hold on
yours will smell not to worry not to
worry but we needed something kind of
special one last little thing that would
really work in Clint came up with a
brilliant idea and I think we're going
to name it kind of wonderful Clint what
was your idea a doorbell Thank You Clint
your ringers over all the curtains open
it's kind of fun some guys can't find it
others don't know when to stop bringing
it but you ring the doorbell the
curtains open the penis goes inside and
Tom worked out some choreography for the
balls it's kind of fun that's really
it gets everything ready to go and the
sperms fly out up into the human female
she carries the egg normally we gave it
we 21st giving the egg to the male he
kept losing it we were fine we give it
to the female she carries and then we
thought the mayor will be in charge of
feeding the infant we gave the human
male to base aggressive males like huh
okay nipples that's all we thought the
female will be in charge of feeding the
infant too so we gave her six breasts
like a mammal and the mayor was like ha
ha ha ha two hands two kids that's it so
the female will carry the infant to term
and it will come out through the
curtains and make it wide like Broadway
and the she'll also feed the infant the
male will assist but we do have one
major design flaw we've tried to wire
the penis to the conscience and it keeps
short-circuiting and it's weird to the
whole thing I mean ever since I was a
little boy it was like first time I was
cleaning it it went off I'm sorry and
then later on it was like breast breast
breast ha ha ha vagina vagina every time
but the time you get to be 58 gets a
little more difficult ok here's what you
got to do you put a sparkler in your ass
I'll set my pubic hair on fire you put
on a German army helmet you jump off the
couch yelling fire in the hole I might
work
