How quarantined are you?
You don't have someone
cleaning your house?
No,
no haircuts.
It's a good look.
I like it.
I
took thatching
scissors,
you know,
the kind that like doesn't cut that.
And I just wanted to try
and cause it got like,
I started to get like Jew 'fro like crazy.
So.
Yeah.
Well look at my hair.
I'm just going to let it go.
I'm going to let my freak flag fly.
That's it.
That's the philosophy.
You got to let the freak flag
fly and here's the other thing.
That's what hats are for.
And you know what's
fucking crazy about the pandemic.
We're at that age where like we're
in that group where they say like,
and uh,
you guys might want to
stay in the basement.
How old are you?
I'm 57.
Yeah.
I'm old.
I'm like,
I'm almost 10 years older than you.
So I'm really flipped out.
Jews age like avocados.
So I mean I'm 57,
obviously,
but who knows what's going
on in terms of oxidation.
So I was trying to read about the 1918
pandemic and what they told them to do
was stay in if you can,
socially distance,
and wear a mask if you're going to go out.
And I was like,
are you fucking kidding me?
I thought it,
maybe the advice would be like,
and if you get it drink
apple cider and mercury,
it's a tincture.
It's an elixir that will cure you.
Like you were hoping that it would
seem like of a different time and of a
different piece.
And then it was the same a hundred,
two years.
And they're still like,
have you tried a mask?
And you're like,
really?
We don't have any.
And that,
that more than anything is
what frightened me about this.
And then it drives me crazy that
people aren't even wearing masks.
Somehow that got politicized in a way
that it was very surprising to me.
The way I look at it is like,
I don't know,
but I've had operations
before and the doctor wears
a mask,
right?
So,
you know,
wearing a mask is tyranny.
You know,
I'm not going to wear it
in a store and you're like,
you were shoes.
You know,
if you want to fly now right now,
I know for me,
like I am not a particularly
skilled bomb maker,
but I'm still not allowed to go on a
plane with more than three ounces of
liquid,
which for someone with acid reflux
means I'm throwing away a lot of acid
reflux medicine.
