I'm a boy named Harry both my parents are
dead.
Now I'm hangin in the ghetto earnin' wizard
street cred.
In the common room crib I be chillin with
the Shorties.
My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties.
Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the
rump
We're at each others throats just like Rosie
& Trump
I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big
birdy
Buckbeak is my Freak 'cuz she makes me feel
dirty.
I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers
I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man
I can't wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!
My name is harry P, To the “O”, To the"
T”, To the "T"
To the “E”, To the "R", You see.He's a
magic man,
He puts the hex in the city, Don't call him
Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
When Dementors are near it's like the arctic
zone
So I Hufflepuff the chronic till the Sorcerer's
Stoned
At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak
for the Order of the Phoenix I'll take fries
and a coke
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans,
I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings.
The Muggles all see me as a nifty gent,
but I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...
An evil spell can cause a bad reaction
like a day care center run by Michael Jackson
I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the
hood carousin, Doin' drive by magic on my
Nimbus 2000
My name is harry P, To the “O”, To the"
T”, To the "T"
To the “E”, To the "R", You see.He's a
magic man,
He puts the hex in the city, Don't call him
Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
Water skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough,
on the carpet eatin' burgers like Hasslehoff.
I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privates in that show
about ponies.
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the
tie, got this bitchin' gear from Fubu and
it's super-fly.
A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads
Galleon gold in my grill, extensions in my
dreads.
The ladies all love me cause I look so fine,
I'm poppin out more babies than Federline
Two parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb,
a dime bag of floo-powder then get back to
the crib.
A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool
One sip you're flying high, just like Paula
Abdul.
My name is harry P, To the “O”, To the"
T”, To the "T"
To the “E”, To the "R", You see.He's a
magic man,
He puts the hex in the city, Don't call him
Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard
in the hood
He uses magic powers for the forces of good
He eradicates evil, he protects the poor
I get a little, on my Dumbledore
