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>> OKAY, SETTLE DOWN.
SETTLE DOWN NOW.
AS LEADER OF THE HUMAN
RESISTANCE, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO
MAKE A STATEMENT ABOUT THE
ZOMBIE APOCKLISM.
I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE LOST
LOVED ONES TO THE FLESH-EATING
HORDES, AND NOBODY WANTS TO SAY
THIS BUT I'LL SAY IT RIGHT NOW--
NOT ALL ZOMBIES ARE BAD.
EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME!
MANY OF THE ZOMBIES MILLING IN
OUR SQUARE WERE SIMPLY THERE
BECAUSE THEY'VE RISEN FROM THE
DEAD AND HAVE AN INSATIABLE
DESIRE TO EAT OUR BRAIN MEAT.
BUT THEY WERE MET BY A GROUP OF
HUMANS ON WANT OTHER SIDE WHO
CAME CHARGING IN WITH CLUBS,
WITHOUT A PERMIT, MIND YOU.
AND THEY WERE VERY, VERY
VIOLENT.
NOW, YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT,
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
I MEAN, COME ON, IF GEORGE
WASHINGTON WAS A ZOMBIE, WOULD
WE BASH HIS SKULL?
YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF,
WHERE DOES IT STOP.
A TWEET POSTED FROM A ZOMBIE:
"DEAR LEADER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR
HONESTY AND COURAGE TO TELL THE
TRUTH ABOUT THE THE ZOMBIE
APOCKLISM."
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
NOW, WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT
INFRASTRUCTURE?
HUH?
