Are you ready?
Always.
In and out. 10 minutes.
It's never 10 minutes with 
you.
And what is this?
Oh it's just a little...
toy I won at a fairground once.
And why is he hidden in the 
glove compartment?
[LAUGHS]
Put him up there loud and 
proud.
Why don't we drive up to your 
Mum and Dad's house tomorrow?
Erm..
They live hours away.
Yeah,we've both got the
day off.
It'll be nice.
Well I...er...
They don't really...
...take just random people...
Well not random people but
people just turning up and
not planning ahead
they-
they sort of have 
their own lives so...
Do they know about me?
Yes
Have they seen a photo?
No.
Should we-
Yeah.
You're weird.
So I am Justin Brown
and I'm 26.
Erm, Oliver- Ollie Jones
and 25.
I think I want to be part of
the programme because
I have seen how beneficial
it is
I've got loads of friends at 
work who have done it
and every couple of months we 
get a Dub who comes and joins us
from one of the other islands
We have almost doubled the 
number of Doctors...
the Army is much stronger...
I mean, it's sort of been
the best creation of -
of our time I think
It's not really something for 
me. I think it's ...
obviously something for Justin.
I think, err, it will be 
interesting, they will
add a different element.
But the integration leave will be...
nice
and it will be something
for us to do together.
We as a couple don't have any
sort of joint responsibility;
you know, we  haven't got kids,
we haven't got any pets
and I think it would be a good 
sort of test drive 
to see if we're strong enough.
He spends a lot of time on his 
computer playing The Game
so it would be quite nice
for him to sort of
break away from that, I think. 
And I know Ollie agrees
[LAUGHS]
I am fully committed to 
supporting my partner.
[JUSTIN] We have a new arrival!
[OLLIE] Oh is it 5?
Yes!
Oh, we haven't decided on a 
name for him yet...
We can do that later if you want. 
No, we have....
We're gonna call him Kid. 
Kid?
Yeah... We had this joke about him being "our kid"...
Oh.
I think it suits him.
So, I thought, tomorrow, we could go to Yoga first thing...
then I'll take you shopping, get you some new clothes. 
And then I thought, in the evening
get a takeaway
have a few drinks
and the go to the pub
and you're gonna get pissed for the first time. 
That sounds fun for you 
guys.
And you're coming
I can't I've got work 
stuff
No you've not
We're on leave. 
No, but i've got work things to
do, for when I'm back. 
We'll talk about it later.
Ok.
Anyway... erm...
How was the... the lab?
Can you remember anything?
What was your first memory when 
you woke up?
The first thing I remember is the lab technician
hovering over my face.
Ooh Spooky
They were all very lovely and 
friendly.
Unmute.
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Three seven-
[GAME ALERT SOUND]
[GAME] New friend request from user ROSE 866
Reject.
I have read up on everything 
there is
on the Integration period. 
It's a period of time, four 
weeks - a month
where the 'Dub' lives with the 
'original'
to learn from the original
before they go on and make their own lives. 
I mean, I've met so many Dubs 
who have terrible social skills
and I'd like to thinks that I'm someone who would be good at
passing on those sort of things.
I do a lot of Yoga
and sort of, meditation
and that sort of stuff. 
and we have every single movie you could possibly think of. 
I am aware that four weeks
is the maximum amount of time 
you can spend with 'yourself'.
Cos I've heard of all the horror
stories that come with, erm
'Duality Disorder'?
Well done.
That’s the right one.
Duality Disorder
It's a mental disorder
in the same way that
bi-polar is
or depression is
or Anxiety.
There's no treatment for it 
available currently.
They get terminated.
[HEAVY BASS RUMBLE] 
[NO DIALOGUE]
[SCREECHING BASS]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Today was...
horrible.
Yeah, it was...
it wasn't nice.
What was she like 18?
Yeah, she was young.
Do you not think that I'm -
- No
- that I'm too attached?
No. Not at all.
It's completely normal for you 
to-
Yeah, I'm just being normal 
aren't I?
Yeah. You're friendly with him 
and you get on
and you want to spend time 
together
That's normal.
that's absolutley normal.
So you don't have to worry about it - 
and you've got 20 more days
u-huh
and they'll be great and you'll
have a lot of fun
u-huh
but I will make sure, in those 20 days, that you learn 
how to let go. 
But I'm worried that it's him 
that'll come back.
No. No-no-no.
In those 20 days we'll make sure that he doesn't.
Yeah, OK.
[ETHEREAL PIANO MUSIC]
[OLLIE HUMS A TUNE]
[JUSTIN] Ah!
Hey, didn't hear you. You alright?
Yeah. You?
Yeah, good.
How was work?
Yeah, good.
Whats this?
Oh it's just an application form
for that Dubbing thing.
Your thinking of doing it?
Well yeah.
Why did you bring two anyway?
Well I...
I thought you might wanna have a look.
[Sigh]
What? It's like, encouraged-
The government encourage it.
I just - I don't agree with it 
that's all.
You don't agree with the C.H.I.P
programme?
No. The actual Dub
they don't really have
the same quailty of life as...
people like...
you and me. You know...
er - 'Originals'.
Anyway...
when's dinner gonna be ready?
Erm - about 10 minutes.
Great, well I'll...
go set the table.
Ok.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
This looks great. Thank you so much.
It's nice to be cooked for isn't it, Ollie?
What is it?
Oh it's just a vegetable 
dish.
Mmmmm.
 
ok. 
It's from the cook book.
Ooh.
Is it ok?
Yeah, it's lovely.
Good
Mmmm-
You've got-
a lot of chilli in there.
Is it too much?
No, no no.
We like spice don't we.
Hah.
Mmm.
[THROAT NOISES]
Are you OK?
Is there peanuts in there?
There's a few.
I'm allergic!
Oh, he's not allergic to peanuts
he has this thing
where he thinks that he's allergic to peanuts.
Even though I always put peanuts in this
every time I make it.
[GASPING]
And he'll do this thing now
where he keeps hyper-ventilating
and then in 2 minutes time
he'll be completely fine again.
Ollie look at me. Look at me.
You're being stupid.
Ignore him.
[CHOKING]
Take a deep breath Ollie!
Ollie.
[DISTANT] Ollie?
[DISTANT] Ollie?
[MUSIC RETURNS]
Ollie?
Ollie I am so sorry-
come here.
[JUSTIN] Look who's back.
Alright are we?
It's not funny I could've 
died.
Ooh very unstable on your 
feet.
I'm really really sorry.
You've nothing to be sorry about-
he got a chance to flex his acting muscles.
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FROM USER ROSE 866
Reject!
[ALERT] NEW FRIEND REQUEST
FROM USER ROSE 8-
Reject!
[ALERT] NEW FRIEND -
Reject! Reject! Reject!
BLOCK!!
[ALERT] USER ROSE 866
BLOCKED.
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Right! Rise and shine!
Turn this off now.
No
Turn this off now and get in the
shower.
I can't I'm so close.
Get in the shower.
How do you turn this off?
You can't-
Off.
It doesn't work like that.
Right turn off.
Off.
[SNIGGERS]
What's so funny?
Yeah, I know that you're a nerd
and you've programmed it to 
just respond to your voice...
I'm being serious 
you need to get up and get in the shower right now.
I wish I could-
You can Ollie it's a game
No - If I don't do this now
I'll lose everything.
I would have spent all night -
up, doing this for nothing.
You're pathetic
LA13 to PR64
[MUSIC PLAYS]
LD47 to
Have you heard what you're 
 saying?
You're pathetic.
[POUNDING MUSIC]
[Justin]Today,at hospital
[Ollie-Mocking]At hospital.
[Justin] At the hospital
[Ollie]At hospital!
[LAUGHING]
The way you speak.
The way I sp -?
Right go on, what were you gonna say?
No -
What were you gonna say? Go on!
No - D'ya know what?
You're a 'classist'.
I save lives.
Why don't you get 10?
10? 20? 30 Dubs!
Then you can save so many lives.
I could start -
a Justin Hospital.
'The Justin Hospital'
Jush... Jushh...Jushhtinn
[WHISTLES]
[LAUGHS]
Can have a little Justin 
family-
OK
back to the point
are we gonna get a Dub?
Well does it not matter what I think?
I mean, it does, but -
but no, it doesn't.
[LAUGHS]
[BANJO MUSIC PLAYS]
Freezing!
Fish finger butty?
Yeah sorry. I didn't make enough for everyone-
That's alright, we just had 
lunch.
Oh great
Been shopping, got Kid a load of fresh new garms
what do you think?
[KID] What do you think?
Great.
It's cool isn't it?
Yeah.
[BANJO DITTY STARTS]
Chose it himself, as well.
Ooh!
♪Come along boys and go with me♪
♪Sail away ladies, sail away♪
♪We'll go down to Tennesee♪
♪Sail away ladies, sail away♪
♪Don't you rock 'im die-dy-0♪
♪Don't you rock 'im die-dy-0♪
[JUSTIN] You're getting it! You're getting it!
Much less stiff.
♪Don't you rock 'im die-dy-0♪
WOO!
This one, this one...
♪ever I get my new house done♪
♪Sail away ladies, Sail away♪
[JUSTIN] Have to take you clubbing.
[SNORING]
[COMPUTER ALERT SOUND]
Wakey wakey!
Rise and shine.
JUSTIN!
[JUSTIN] Angry toddler coming through.
[OLLIE]WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
What?
Drenching me like that when I'm sleeping
Well, you needed waking up didn't you?
He just poured water all over me when I was sleeping.
Oh yeah, he's allergic to water as well
I forgot to tell you that.
Why would you even do that?
Because you needed waking up.
Well I couldn't sleep here-
You pissed me off, that's why.
I couldn't sleep here, could I?
Oh! you know exactly what pissed
me off then don't you.
Why did you go downstairs?
You know why -
I can't share a bed with two of the same person.
Yeah, and what about the night before?
Why didn't you come to bed that night either?
Because I - I..
needed to go and play my game.
You needed to play your game.
You're pathetic.
Well it calms me down, you know that.
why do you need calming down?
Cos I just - I can't sleep.
Why?
Why?
Because...
You don't communicate!
It's so hard to have a conversation with you
what is your problem?
I just - I can't -
I can't do it with us three
it's too much.
You've got a problem.
just two of the same person
I need my own personal space.
No, you need to see a doctor
you've got a gaming addiction
and...
yeah I think you should get some space.
[RUNNING DOWN STAIRS]
[MELANCHOLIC GUITAR PLUCKING]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[ETHEREAL SYNTH MUSIC]
Ahhh so much better.
God Yeah.
Hot in there isn't it?
So busy.
Oh eh up!
Ha ha
he's had a bit too much to 
drink.
You're hard to work out.
D'ya think?
Yeah.
I don't think so, I'm quite...
What?
Down to earth.
You're cute.
Ha ha.
Do you wanna go and sit 
down?
Errr
Yeah you do.
Yeah, ok.
Come on.
Take your shoes off.
Ok
Chuck them-
over there.
Wow. Err-
but, isn't it-
Shh! Just do it!
We'll get wet feet!
Shh-
stop worrying.
OK
I'm doing it, I'm doing it
just wait.
Come on, I'll get the other one.
Heh.
Ahh-
Ready?
Just - don't -
no no no, don't -
just leave it there!
Just leave it on the floor.
What you gunna do?
Ahh well I've got one so-
Chuck it. Go on.
No
I dares you. 
Hahaha-
OK. Sit cross-legged, like this
OK
Ooh-
Not a lot of space.
I'll come this way.
I'm guessing you can't do 
Lotus?
No.
Haha
How can you tell?
[LAUGHTER]
OK-
put your arms like this.
OK, just
gimme a sec.
Ooh-
Ahh.
Right
Close your eyes
Why?
I'll do it too.
Go on then.
OK. And just breathe in -
breathe out -
Theres not a care in the 
world.
[PARTY AMBIENCE FADES]
Relax
Relax. There we go.
There's no one here.
We're at a party, there's loads-
Shh!
They're not here.
Such a liar.
They're not here!
It's just me and you, sat on a bench
That's just not true is it?
Haha.
Gentle.
[SURPRISED LAUGH]
Ahem.
Sorry. Heh...
It's alright.
It's just, you know...
one minute I'm...
[ETHEREAL SYNTH MUSIC]
Heh
[GUITAR PLUCKING]
What you doing tomorrow?
♪ Frankie & Johnny were lovers ♪
♪ oh my good lord they did love ♪
♪ swore they'd be true to each other ♪
♪ just as true as the stars 
above ♪
♪ he was her man ♪
♪ but he was doing her wrong ♪
Hey Just'. I'm back. Got your 
favourite
Listen, I thought I'd maybe cook for you
you and kid, tonight, what do 
you think?
I know I don't usually so I 
thought...
Hello?
[NOISES FROM UPSTAIRS]
Just'?
[MOANING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Fuck!
JUSTIN!
Don't you knock on the door?
Ollie!
Ollie, Ollie...
JUSTIN GET BACK HERE!
Ollie stop
Ollie what is the fucking 
problem?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What’s the problem Ollie?
D'you know what you-
d'you know what just happened?
Ollie, there was nothing to see
nothing was going on. I promise.
You really believe that?
You really believe that was 
nothing?
OK fine! Sorry!
Is that the only reason you got him?
Huh, were you grooming him?
Oh, look, his lips are my lips... 
Well am I not enough?
Am I not enough for you?
That you need to do that with other men?
Well when was the last time?
You've been shit since he got 
here Ollie.
Don't you dare... 
I have tried so hard. You know 
how hard it is for me.
You've not been trying... 
You've not tried for 6 months 
Ollie.
Where have you been?
Well if you knew me you'd 
know.
Know what?
You don't tell me anything 
Ollie.
You're secretive all the time...
I've known him for 9 days
and I know more about him than 
I know about you
Cos he's just- he's you!
You don't love me you just love
yourself. 
You don't love me.
I do Justin
Why have I never met your 
parents?
Are they as boring as you?
You know you can be really 
cruel sometimes Justin.
And you can be really fucking shit sometimes Ollie.
[WHISPERS] Idiot.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
You don't communicate
it's so hard to have a 
 conversation with you!
You don't tell me anything 
 Ollie.
The game has completely taken
 over your life.
You're not connected to the real
 world anymore.
You've got a gaming addiction...
you need to see a doctor.
[COMPUTER ALERT BEEPING]
Rose.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC FADES] 
[SOUND FROM HOUSE]
[PULSATING ALARM IN DISTANCE]
[COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS]
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[INAUDIBLE SPEECH]
[UNDISCERNABLE ETHEREAL VOICE]
Hello Ollie -
I'm Danny.
Welcome to the real world.
Alright Ollie
The big two.
[UNDISCERNABLE ETHEREAL VOICE]
I'm gonna introduce you
to girls.
[UNINTELLIGABLE FOOTBALL CHATTER]
Morning boys -
Big day today sweetie.
Morning Ollie.
Four weeks
is the maximum amount of time
you can spend with yourself
[OLLIE] I'm not ready...
I'm not good to go...
I need more time.
Can I meet your parents?
[OLLIE] What are they gonna do 
 to me?
The actual Dub, right - 
they don't have any memories
or identity
or, any kind of family.
they're just thrown out into the world
and expected to survive.
[GAME VOICE] New friend 
 request...
BLOCK!
Duality disorder...
It's a mental disorder - 
Welcome to the real world.
[OLLIE] There's no treatment for
 it available currently...
they get terminated.
[CRASH AND FOOTSTEPS]
[WHISPERS] Ollie.
Ollie?
Justin!
What the hell is going on?
[FRANTIC WHISPER] Justin you 
can't be here...
Justin what you doing here?
Who's Rose?
Who?
[LOUDLY] Rose.
[WHISPERED] nobody - shh! Please - keep your voice down...
Rose is no one
it's not what you think
No-no, no-no
[DESPERATE] Justin, Justin 
listen-
Look at me, look at me
I just... I just play the game with him
I mean, with Rose... It's no one...
ROSE.
SHH-SHUT UP JUSTIN-
ROSE!
Shut up Justin, shut up please!
Ollie?
Ollie-
Ollie no - no no no no
no no no NO!
NO!
NO!!
OLLIE!
[SOBBING] Ollie...
[CRYING]
Ollie...
Ollie...
Ollie... Ollie Ollie Ollie
Ollie, stay awake
stay awake.
Stay awake!
I'm gonna get you an ambulance...
It's just -
just me and you, yeah.
It's just me and you
It's just me and you
on a bench
yeah?
Ollie?
Ey-up
fancy seeing you here!
[LAUGHS] Here again!
God we're stupid.
Hahahaha
You know that I'm
the loudest person at the party.
The most annoying
drunkest
the guy who throws peoples shoes
into bushes - but
I... adore you. 
You know that?
I love that about you
the loudness, and the...
the life and soul of the party
I could never be.
And I love you with your weird 
games...
You know I was nothing without you -
before you.
You gave me so much -
life.
You made me a better person.
That wasn't a hard thing...
Hahaha.
I can be a nightmare sometimes -
I know, I know
but I love you, I...
I love you for it -
and you can be really fucking difficult at times too
I know.
I know.
And I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
that I didn't tell you everything
I just didn't wanna lose you.
Shut up! You would never have lost me.
Now I've lost you 
you silly, silly boy.
See you on the other side.
[ROUSING MUSIC BUILDS]
Bye mate.
Bye Just'.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]
