I was wandering around and I saw this.
Notice this:
See how this guy's sleeping.
I don't know whether the guy's dead or sleeping.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Saiman Says.
GOBERZONE
I was avoiding this guy for a long time because
a lot of people have already roasted him.
So, what'd I get making another roast video, right?
But last week, I saw his video on trending,
and I realised that now is the time to talk about him.
For those of you who don't know GauravZone-
[slaps]
For those of you who don't know GoberZone-
GoberZone has close to 3M subscribers on YouTube,
but I'd still call him a very underrated vlogger,
because whenever we talk about vlogging,
we talk about Mumbiker Nikhil or Flying Beast,
but GauravZone?
No one talks about GoberZone.
Why is it like this?
He's one of the very few
content-based vloggers in India.
GauravZone: There are very few
content-based vloggers in India.
...And I'm one of them. My vlogs are
content-based, like finding ghosts,
pranking, hauling, and other activities.
Then why this GoberZone guy gets all this hate? He's one of the most people I've seen on the internet.
He doesn't show off anything.
Not the nails, not the nails!
This dress is Gucci's!
He doesn't have any clickbait title.
My personal favourite of his qualities
is that he's an environmentalist.
Behind me is a mindblowing thing.
India's first at Lajpat Nagar.
It cleans air upto 500-750m.
Purified air comes through here.
You guys already know that fireworks
are banned in Delhi. But look my my stash!
Oww! There is smoke everywhere.
This one exploded fine.
Lets light up the rest.
Okay, meet ya in the next video.
Go and light up some crackers.
Go and light up some crackers.
But this GoberZone guy is smart.
He doesn't reach Trending page just like that.
He is very smart, as he knows his target
audience consists of 12-15 year olds.
And what kids are?
KIDS ARE DUMB.
They even know anything other than PUBG.
They know nothing.
Our GoberZone guy is smart because
he writes in the title what we're supossed to feel.
See this, for example-
Why Are People Exposing Me !! *sad*
Suprising Subscribers At Their Homes !!
*Shocking*
Suprising Mom By 1 Lakh rs Gift
*EMOTIONAL*
*CRYING*
[primal noises]
*SCARY*
*Shocking*
So you get the point. But that doesn't mean
that he doesn't care about his subscribers.
GoberZone loves his subscribers.
For my dreams that have come true,
all credits to you.
I am grateful. Thank you, guys.
And he loves his subscribers so much
that he uses them to gain more subscribers.
I came here to buy a motorcycle
and some subscribers came to meet me.
Those who haven't subscribed, subscribe.
You tell them once.
- Like! Subscribe!
- Like, share, and subscribe!
- Those who haven't subscribed, subscribe.
You tell them once.
- Everybody subscribe this sir's channel.
If you haven't already subscribed, then-
Tell them!
- Subscribe him!
- I came here to eat and met some subscribers.
- Do you watch all of my videos?
- Yes.
- Do you watch all of my videos?
- All of them.
- I watch all the videos.
- Do you watch all of my videos?
- Yes.
He watches all of my videos, and lives in Aligarh.
- Do you watch all of my videos?
- Yes.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Saiman Says.
Today...
- Hi, Saiman!
- Oh, hello!
- Hi!
Nice. We've got a fan here.
On the beach. Are you a fan?
- Big fan. Big fan.
- Do you watch all of my videos?
- Umm...I didn't get to watch one or two,
because it was my sister's marriage, so...
- You HAVEN'T watched all of my videos?
- Nope.
- WHY HAVEN'T watched all of my videos?
- Nope.
- Watch all of my videos.
Watch all of my videos.
He's watching all of my videos.
Watch all of my videos. Watch.
Tell my fans to subscribe.
Subscribe. Subscribe.
Please, subscribe.
Carefully subscribe, please.
I've got 2.1M subscribers
I gotta reach 2.2M subscribers by December.
You guys can do this or not?
Lemme see how much power GauravZone army has...
*cherrylicks*
*cherrylicks*
Subcribe! Press the reddish button.
So, GoberZone tick marks all the boxes
to become a cancerous YouTuber, right?
He makes clickbait thumbnails.
He comes on Trending.
One minute...he's not a completely cancerous YouTuber
because he still hasn't made a wannabe rap song. Right, Timothy?
He made one?
So for context, GoberZone calls his fans
"Jigar ke challe", and the lyrics are -
♪ Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle. ♪
He's literally flexing on his audience.
Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle.
What is your life?
Your life is boring.
♪ Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle. ♪
♪ Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle. ♪
♪ Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle. ♪
♪ Dekh jigar ke challe,
tere bhai ki balle balle. ♪
[Jigra music stops]
♪ The don of YouTube ♪
What!?
The don of YouTube?
The don of YouTube isn't even
allowed on YouTube Fan Fest.
♪ If anyone confronts me,
I dig his cauliflower out (What?) ♪
Anyone who's afront,
I dig his cauliflower out.
That's what he said, right?
♪ If anyone confronts me,
I dig his cauliflower out (What?) ♪
♪ If anyone confronts me,
I dig his cauliflower out (What?) ♪
I'm a gentleman, I'm not hostile, but-
I make a fuss, when I drink.
And kids, remember- Making a fuss
after getting drunk is a cool thing.
So, GoberZone has made two songs like this.
And I won't waste your time talking about them
because both of them have the same
stereotypical things as music videos.
Flexing of money, cars.
Show-off.
And fake notes, by the way.
Just like his fake lifestyle.
Is he genuinely this dumb that he thinks
his audience wouldn't notice the fake notes?
Or else, he's a genius, because he knows that seeing
all this, roasters would roast the shit outta him.
And by his controversy, he gets views.
SHI--  It's okay. I never denied that he's a
smart person. He's a very smart person, okay?
When he realised he's running out of content,
he bought a dog.
And he started making these kinda videos.
1 like for this doggie. I'm expecting
a total of 100,000 likes. Okay?
Ah, scary joker!
Ah...joker.
This is first time you're looking better than a human.
This is first time you're looking better than a human.
This is first time you're looking better than a human.
And our Gober bro is an international
vlogger. He's not Mumbiker Nikhil.
He's an international vlogger. He made
a video with a Russian model. Lets see.
I pray to God to not stick someone in this position that
the person has to work with  Gober for money.
'HAND TOUCH CHALLENGE'
Can you do this?
Tsk. I am genuinely worried about
this hand touch challenge.
So, how was your experience?
Guys, I was worried. But she teased him.
Subscriber, how are you? Good? Okay.
[Saiman laughs]
Subscriber, how are you? Good? Okay.
One minute. (x3) He's not asking for
subscribers when he's beside a Russian girl.
Now he's not asking, "Do you watch all my videos?"
He won't tell you to subscribe.
Good? Okay.
So, I've brought my ride for the mam.
Let's go!
Thar's (the ride) price has increased by 100k rupees.
Who asked?
Thar's price has increased by 100k rupees.
[The girsl repeats Hindi swear words]
So, my vlogging is content-based.
CONTENT-BASED.
And this next one is my favourite.
"Poor kids eating for the first time in a 5-start hotel."
Wait for it, wait for it...
*EPIC REACTION*
Have you ever clickbaited using poor kids?
We couldn't find any poor kids.
So we're heading to a temple. Let's see.
We couldn't find any poor kids.
We were told they'd be by the cemetary.
They've made a thatch-house,
and they live there.
See what he did is a good thing.
Feeding poor kids - it is a good thing.
But why use it as a clickbait?
First of all, the place was not
a  5-star hotel. Definitely not.
And I also couldn't find any epic reaction.
And one clickbait wasn't enough because he had to add cintematic shots of the kids in the video.
What do you to our video?
- Surprise!
- Aye! Subscribe!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Gober bro, I'd dig out your
BHENDI instead of your cauliflower.
Leave the poor kid alone!
You're using him for your promotion.
Like I made the kids happy,
you can pray for them.
Like my video.
A like would be like a prayer.
Hurry up, like this video.
He shat.
What do I say?
He shat.
What reaction do I give?
What is this? A FB post from 2011?
1 like, 1 prayer, BHENDI.
The aim of this video
is 100k likes, just for the kids.
I think I am convinced that
GoberZone wants us to hate him.
There's a hero and a villain in a movie.
He desperately wants to become a villain.
Why would he collab with Depak Kalal?
You're from China?
But you look like a Nepalese.
Come on!
- Hey, don't betray us!
- Say is once, "Shalaam Shaabji!"
[Gober laughs]
- Say this once, "Shalaam Shaabji!"
Say this once, "Shalaam Shaabji!"
- Shalaam Shaabji.
[Gober cheers]
Like this video, everybody.
1 LIKE = 1 RACISM
I want 500k likes on this video.
Also, GoberZone's content is good at times.
This is a roast video, so I had to pick the bad ones.
But, his content is good at times, okay?
And he's changed now.
He has changed.
After all the criticism he received
in the past, now he's changed.
I am not saying this.
He's doing it.
See, Gober is dong some great work.
He's donating blankets to the poor.
I bought a couple blankets each worth 5000.
I got the thick ones.
Not the cheap ones, the expensive ones.
This blanket is for you.
Say "Hi" once. Yeah!
This blanket's for you.
- Okay.
Take it, this blanket's for you.
You don't need it? Blanket?
You give us blanket while shooting us?
Yes, brother. We're spreading awareness.
This is not a roast video, guys.
I'm also spreading awareness.
Treat this video as a tutorial video on-
how to become a successful YouTuber,
how to get on the trending page,
how to get views, how to get subscribers...
Learn all these from this video.
Thank you for watching. Good night.
Bye. Shab-ba-Khair. Kailash Kher. Anupam Kher.
Wish you a very happy married life.
