(Tiffany)
Previously on Scientific Method...
(Professor)
It's going to overload!
So we're in South America...
Now what?
Now that we know where we are, we could go home.
Guys, can we rest?
We've been walking for four days straight!
My legs are killing me.
But you're the most athletic of the three of us
WE should be the tired ones.
Yeah, aren't you the captain of the volleyball team?
Volleyball's different!
It's running and jumping and spiking
all on a 60 x 30 court.
This CLEARLY isn't a 60 x 30 court.
Very well, we'll rest for five minutes.
We have a decision to make, anyway
According to the map the village elder gave me
we have ahead of us a long path and a short path.
Duh, the short one.
But the short path involves climbing a terrible mountain of peril.
What about the long path?
It too is full of terrible peril
and will add a week to our journey.
Where are you going?
Let's hurry up and climb that damn mountain already.
The sooner we get home, the sooner I can buy new clothes.
(sigh)
Very well.
("Long Walk in Winter Coat" by The Mystic Madman)
So what's so bad about this mountain, Professor?
Perhaps the warning was an exaggeration.
Did you hear that?
Must be your mind playing tricks on you.
And a simple mind at that.
I can't believe this!
I'm stuck with the two loser-est people EVER
on a stupid mountain all the way in the South America
AND a dinosaur ate my two best friends...
(sigh)
What did I do to deserve this?
Do you really want me to answer that?
It's getting late.
Let's set up camp here for the night.
Is everyone fine with that?
Whatever.
I saved some of the food from the village.
We'll have to ration it.
Don't give any to her, she'll just throw it up!
I'm not bulimic!
Yeah? And how do you maintain your figure?
(Tiffany)
Yoga.
One hour every day.
Except I can't do it now.
My mind's unfocused and impure...because of you!
Enough argument.
Both of you sit down, eat your food, and go to sleep.
We have a lot of ground to cover tomorrow.
(sigh)
I do declare...
What the--
What's going on?!
Professor?
Kill...must kill.
What the hell, Professor!
This is way uncool.
Whoa, Professor!
Don't do that, we'll fall.
Snap out of it, Professor!
(Professor)
Must kill.
Must put you out of your misery.
Don't want the same thing to happen.
What happened?
Professor, what's going on?
Louise...
I'm so sorry.
Who's Louise?
No idea.
(Professor)
It was me.
I am responsible for your death.
After all these years, I can finally say it out loud.
Finally admit it.
Forgive my selfishness.
Carl, I don't get it.
Does he do this often?
Not usually.
(Professor)
Forgive me, Louise.
He's doing this all for Louise.
You said you didn't know who she was.
You're gonna be Louise.
What?!
Tell the Professor you forgive him.
Maybe he won't kill us.
And how will HE believe I'm HER?
I dunno, but--
he's jazzed out of his mind, so do it!
And hurry!
Okay, okay...
Um, Professor?
Professor, it's Louise.
Uh...
It's Louise, I, uh, forgive you.
Louise?
Dear Louise, is that you?
But you died!
(Tiffany)
No, I'm...a ghost!
And I forgive you
so don't kill these young people, especially not Tiffany.
Tiffany?
Carl?
My God, what have I done?
What the hell has been going through your crazy brain?
We almost died!
Yes, I know, and I'm sorry.
Some outside force influenced me.
The mountain?
I wish we took the long path...
I promise
whatever influence this mountain has can no longer influence me.
Professor...who was Louise?
Someone I once knew
a long, long time ago.
Did you like her or something
No...
but someone else I knew did.
We should continue our journey.
