I see you.
Well, no, no.
You asked for this.
It's not me.
You said you wanted a shot of
tequila every time you're here.
I do need tequila
every time I'm here.
That's true.
All right, so?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, Ellen.
Congratulations to
you, is what I say.
Thank you.
[CHEERING]
So rough.
All right.
So congratulations
on the wedding.
It was a huge wedding.
We saw pictures, all of us,
because it was like the Royal
Wedding, or something.
How long did the wedding last?
How many ceremonies
did you have?
Well, it was just three days.
One Indian ceremony and one
Western Christian ceremony.
And one day of
pre-rituals, which
we have in the Hindu wedding.
But it was not like--
usually, Indian weddings are
like 1,000 people, at least.
We had only 200, which was
mostly family, because both
of us have giant families.
Right.
What do you mean
it's usually 1,000?
Why wasn't it 1,000, then?
Because, I think, we just wanted
to keep it super intimate,
about just family.
Super intimate, just 200 people.
For an Indian family and an
Indian wedding, for sure.
That's less.
My mother was so upset
with me the whole time.
She was like, I need to have
another party for the 150,000
people that I know.
How can I not invite my jeweler?
How can I not invite
my hairdresser?
So it was a whole conversation.
Wow.
Yeah, because you have to
figure out that cut-off point.
Especially once you get to
200, then, literally, you
might as well invite the
hairdresser and the jeweler.
Right?
Not when you have 100
people in your family.
My dad's side, my mom's side,
their brothers, sisters,
cousins, kids.
It's like a whole thing.
Right.
So there's a lot of people.
I have known the
Jonas Brothers--
I think I had the Jonas Brothers
on first, before anybody.
They were here when they
were really, really young.
Then Nick lived in my condo--
[INAUDIBLE]
--I was his landlord.
And so I guess I was cut off.
You left the house.
I was cut off from that.
I guess I should have--
We were so offended
that you didn't even
respond to our invite, though.
That's not true.
There was no invite.
I was like, we're
not good enough--
There was no invite.
--for Ellen.
She wouldn't come to India.
She didn't even respond anymore.
Nick, you've had such a
great relationship with her.
Exactly, exactly.
I was very offended
for him, honestly.
But I'm just the wife,
I don't know anything.
I'm just that wife.
All right, but it really is.
I think everybody, we
saw this relationship,
we thought, oh,
that's a good couple.
And I can see--
because I know him a little
bit, and I know you a tiny bit--
that it's a good couple.
How long ago did you meet?
Were you a fan of
the Jonas Brothers?
I actually didn't
know much about--
I mean, everyone knew
the Jonas Brothers.
I just didn't know the music.
I knew some of the
songs, but I really
didn't know much about them.
In fact, Nick and I both didn't
know much about each other.
So we did a show and tell
after we started dating,
where we showed each other our
work from when we were younger.
The embarrassing stuff,
the horrible things.
It was great.
That's how we got to know
each other's careers.
So then how did you meet, if you
weren't a fan of each other's?
He DMed me, actually.
So millennial of us.
Yeah.
He DMed me on Twitter saying,
I've heard we should connect.
I've heard from common
friends that we should meet,
what do you think about that?
I was like, just text me.
Because I'd seen "Close" by
then, and that's the only thing
I saw.
And I was like, wow.
Yeah.
Yes, he's--
Wowza.
Yes, exactly.
He's a good looking guy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and he's a sweet guy, too.
He's got a really good heart.
He's nice, and it shocks me
how he's not been corrupted.
You know when you're in
entertainment for a long time.
He's so family-driven,
it's all about his parents.
He's just really nice and sweet.
Yeah.
All right, so you say you
weren't that much of a fan.
Yeah.
But you're not
telling the truth,
because we have some footage
that proves otherwise.
It's totally real.
You shouldn't tell my husband.
No, it's totally--
(SINGING) And I'm trying
to keep from going under.
Baby, who turned the
temperature hotter?
I'm burning up, burning
up for you, baby.
That happened.
Yeah, that happened.
Oh, I forgot about that concert.
Just that one.
Yeah, you forgot about that.
And then you did a show five
years ago in India, right?
Yeah.
What was the show?
What show did I do in India?
This one.
Oh, my god.
I would like to know when
she's going to meeting him,
and is it going to be
the next relationship?
Who is she going to marry?
Yes.
[INAUDIBLE]
Who is she?
[INAUDIBLE] You can't
tell me who [INAUDIBLE]??
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So let's pull one card.
Let's see what the cards say.
You're right.
You'll always be
his ultimate desire.
Wow.
Just show.
Yes.
[INAUDIBLE]
That's you and him.
You and your hair but you--
change the card.
It's like from an epic movie.
Basically, he'll be
your dream come true.
I can see.
That's totally real.
It's a dream come
true, right there.
All right.
Tarot cards usually have
Nick Jonas's face on them.
Yes.
Tarot cards.
Everybody should have enough
Nick Jonas's face on them.
On a tarot card.
You just got lucky
enough to grab him.
I'm so happy for
you, I really am.
All right, we have
to take a break.
We'll be back.
