Alright, here we go...
I've just come back from Egypt.
Pharaoh’s more than fair, she's fine.
We tried to make another date
but is it her schedule or mine?
Our years were off
the months were wrong
what a terrible snafu!
Friends, Romans, countrymen
let me tell you what we’re gonna do.
The Julius Calendar
it's gonna be the simplest way!
Except for every 4th year,
when we’re gonna need an extra day.
It's an easy fix.
It's a great decree.
It's a super duper move!
You can’t be in charge and just sit back
Caesar’s gonna need to home improve
Which brings me to another point:
Our money's lacking grace!
But I got the plan to fix it up,
we're gonna chisel in my face!
The Julius Currency,
how am I first to try it?
Everything will make you think of me
when you go and buy it.
It's a good idea.
It's a great decree.
It's the perk of living large!
If i'm gonna lead
I'm gonna need
to see that I’m in charge!
There are some that I may anger,
hear their grumblings in my court.
There are some say I’m in danger,
of over reaching my support.
There are some that claim
the plot’s afoot to even murder me!
But I survived a pirate heist
I’ll take some Senators, you'll see!
The Julius Monarchy,
I'm ambitions baby, yeah that’s true!
If I'm gonna be the ruler of the world
I'm gonna make a rule or two
I've conquered east.
I’ve conquered west.
Now I've conquered democracy!
Gonna change the world forever
I’m gonna change the world forever
Gonna change the world forever!
Now if you’ll excuse
Cleopatra’s waiting for me!
Watch out you Democratic Republicans
Caesar’s back!
