Yeah, where's the fucking shark movies at I'm Gonna charge movies short movies?
There's a shark movie. Oh, there's another shark movie
Oh another one and another one and another one. Shark movie, shark movie, shark movie
Shark movie, shark movie, shark movie, shark movie
Oh its a shark, a shark, a shark a shark!
Ah oh my God so many shark movies so many shark movies! Look at all these Shark movies.
look at all these fucking Shark movies
Shark movies
movies
There's enough shark movies to fill the ocean if I had as many brain cells as there are shark movies, I'd be a fucking genius.
Wait, I am a genius because I'm about to put together the best fucking list ever, of the best of the worst.
Shark movies ever made that's right. We're not looking for quality here. We're talking about the ones that are so bad. They're good
Steven Spielberg popularized the idea the killer Shark with jaws, and man did everybody copy it.
Smile you stupid fish.
But when Spielberg was making Jaws
He was essentially making a B-movie except, he turned it into a mainstream academy award-winning Blockbuster
He missed the point, he made it too good. Audiences used to be satisfied with cheap special effects and poor acting
Now everything's got to be all
high-quality and shit.
So let's take a look at all the shark movies that brought the Genre back to its Low-class roots
There's so many. I had to be very selective
so I narrowed it down, to 40
So, let's dive in its Cinemassacre's. Top 40: Shitty Shark Movies
Uh, scratch that. I think we need to update this video. I made it in
2013 now it's
2017 and there's been a whole shit ton more shark movies since, so let's make it a top
50
Shitty Shark movies
number 50
Sky Sharks. There's a nazi top secret experiment involving flying plane sharks who are being piloted by
Mutated zombie soldiers. What the fucking fuck?
number 49
Piranha Sharks. These little things are genetically engineered bioweapons that go on the market to consumers.
They grow out of fish tanks and get loose in the city
So they swim in water as opposed to flying in the sky? Now that's taint.
48
Avalanche Sharks. Yep, sharks coming out of the ice.
strange to say there's plenty of other movies where that happens with the abundance of these movies,
an avalanche of sharks is exactly what we're getting.
number 47
Mega Shark Versus Kolossus. A giant robot Doomsday machine from the cold war
Reappears to do battle with the fucking Mega shark
Oh, and this is only part of the Mega Shark series. Mega Shark series? Yeah, that's right
number 46
Mega Shark versus Mecha Shark
Just when you're trying to grasp the concept of Mega shark let me bring mecha shark to your attention
I have to say putting these two names together is
ingenious
number 45
Sharktopus Versus Whale Wolf. Dude, whale wolf. Whale Wolf!
number 44
3 headed Shark attack
Yeah, Danny Trejo has to put up with some 3 headed Shark bullshit. It's a sequel
I imagine - two-headed shark attack. Yeah
number 43
Zombie shark you wouldn't want to meet a regular shark, but damn
Zombie Sharks! This movie is also called Shark Island. As if one title wasn't enough.
number 42
Roboshark. A shark chomped down on an alien spacecraft and gets transformed into a robot shark
Now that's just silly
number 41
Ghost shark yes, the spirit of a shark has the ability to go anywhere as long as there's water
I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can I do about it? Nothing.
They're coming out so fucking fast nobody can stop them so let's get on with the rest of the list
number 40
Jaws 2
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Roy Scheider's got to deal with that smiling son of a bitch all over again
What I love about the sequel is that even after the shark gets its face blown off
It comes back to the more like it's Freddy Krueger or something
number 39
Jaws 3. Yeah you see what I'm doing here. This time the shark goes crazy at Seaworld
It's a deadly new attraction with Jaws 3.
It really made the sequel stand out it was in 3D
Yeah! The highlight is an explosion of shark guts
number 38
Jaws 4: The Revenge
It's no mystery anymore
The Shark is deliberately stalking the Brody family and is literally
Seeking revenge for its exploding death by Chief Brody in the original Jaws
I know, it's probably supposed to be from the same Shark family
But I like to think it's the same shark that somehow resurrected itself
I mean the shark here actually follows Brody's widow from Massachusetts to the Bahamas and it roars
If you can accept all that you could accept anything
Wait a minute. That's not how the movie ends. I remember seeing it on TV
And you actually see the shark getting stabbed by the tip of the boat
It's such an iconic ending they even used it in the nes game from LJN
But the version that ended up in theaters had the ending change to have the shark
Spontaneously explode instead, and this is the version that's on all the DVDS
So why can you see the original uncut ending on TV but not on the DVD? Who knows.
number 37
Shark Kill.
From 1976, this may in fact be the first Jaws ripoff ever made. It's about two men hunting a killer shark
It was made for TV
And you want to talk about shit? Look how shitty this DVD is. It looks like they filmed it off the TV in
1976 with an 8 Millimeter film camera
Then years later projected it on a law and filmed it with a vhs camera then eventually
Digitized the movie from the vhs tape then compressed it to reduce the file size
Then put it on the DVD then I got the DVD, put it in this video. So now you're seeing it on the internet
Looks great doesn't it
number 36
Shark Hunter
It's technology versus nature when man seeks revenge against the shark that killed his family.
Come on you son of a bitch!
You know sharks are getting kind of tired of always being called son of a bitches or
Sons of bitches yeah, that'd be multiple sons of multiple bitches
number 35
Shark Zone Treasure seekers go to the bottom of the Ocean to find some hidden loot,
but too bad for them they ventured into the shark zone. Then the shark comes to terrorize the beaches.
Have you seen Jaws?
Then you've seen Shark Zone
number 34
Shark. Yeah,
how about just plain shark. The real sharks in this movie are swindlers, people who try to cheat others out of hidden treasure.
But we do get some shark action
Um, if you want to call it action.
I think we've been spoiled with all these newer shark movies, but this one has a very unique distinction.
It predates Jaws.
number 33
Terror storm
After a cyclone hits, a group of people are stranded in the ocean and then our favorite eating machine comes and picks them all off
number 32
Sharks in Venice
we have a son seeking his missing father, a long-lost fortune, Mafia assassins, a kidnapped girlfriend, and
Killer Sharks
Yep all in beautiful venice
number 31
Spring Break Shark Attack. A bunch of people on vacation get attacked by shark
Lots of them. This year, spring break really bites.
number 30
Monster Shark. Marine biologists and the local Sheriff hunt down a creature in the Marshland
that's one part shark and one part octopus
It's a hot time in the old town tonight
number 29
Dark Tide
Halle Berry plays a shark expert who returns to the waters after a year of being haunted by a terrible shark encounter
But the nightmare from the deep is still lurking, more carnivorous and hungry than ever
number 28
Blue Demon
Scientists are trying to train sharks to protect the American coast from terrorists, but when the sharks break loose
everybody's in real trouble! Your deepest fears lie beneath the surface with Blue Demon
number 27
Bait. A freak tsunami traps shoppers inside a supermarket with a great white
We're going to need a clean-up on aisle seven
number 26
Raging Sharks. The reason these sharks are raging is because an alien ship
Crashed in the ocean and sends off a field of magnetic pulses which drives the sharks into a Frenzy
It attacks an undersea lab as well as the good old-fashioned beaches
And that's the same stock footage of people running from Shark Zone. If you want a movie
that's both of The Abyss and Jaws, then look no further.
number 25
Dark Waters This time it's a deep-sea oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico which gets attacked
Experts go underwater to investigate would have to fight against the sharks.
You son of a bitch!
number 24
Shark Swarm. When a greedy real estate developer releases toxins into the ocean, the shark somehow get a major
appetite, and if you choose to watch this movie, you better have a large appetite as well. It's nearly three hours long!
number 23
Shark Night. It's from the director of Final Destination and Snakes on a Plane.
But apparently you don't need something as crazy as snakes on a plane because sharks in the water don't seem to get old for anybody
Forget about jumping the shark, this time the shark jumps you
number 22
Red Water
Ocean shark, lake shark, this time it's a river shark. Sooner, or later, it's going to be a shark and a fucking bathtub.
Update. Oh "a shark in a bathtub"
Yeah, that's happened. Ghost Shark. Came out less than a month less than a month after I made this video!
Shark in a bathtub. All I had to do was say the magic fucking words!
Shark in an Alien Robot vagina, is that going to happen now?
This shark Terrorizes hapless swimmers and Deep-sea divers looking for treasure
But there's no treasure to be found in this shitty shark movie
number 21
Hammerhead.
This movie, you need a hammer to open the DVD.
How did I get a DVD that's been welded shut?
I'm not even making this up the DVD won't open
Gotta get the fucking Shark movie open.
Open you, son of bitch! Gotta get the fucking Shark movie! I gotta get the shark movie! Gimme the movie give me the movie
Yeah
Anyway, the setting is some kind of science Lab where Jeffrey Combs from reanimater.
Tries to cure cancer using shark Dna, but it turns a newborn baby into a hammerhead
This movie is one part island of Dr.
Moreau one part frankenstein in one part Friday the 13th. Yeah the only movie where you can see a shark
Stalking someone in the woods
Or maybe there's others
probably. Also, gotta love the explosions.
number 20
Swap Shark. A genetically enhanced shark goes on a rampage through a campground in Louisiana
This Shark is a Master decapitator
number 19
Malibu Shark Attack. When Malibu is flooded, all these prehistoric
Goblin Sharks come with it and a group of lifeguards have to stop them. When shark movies start using rare
Species such as Goblin Sharks, I think we might have had enough
number 18
Shark Attack in the Mediterranean. Let's be specific now because it's only about the 800th film with Shark attack in the title
The plot centers around the helicopter pilot whose wife was killed by Shark, and there's all this drama and shit, but who cares
number 17
Megalodon. A deep-sea drilling operation in the North Atlantic waters accidentally releases 60 feet of prehistoric
Terror, the Megalodon Shark.
number 16
Shark Attack. In an African Fishing Village, the sharks begin attacking the
population it turns out the sharks here are acting this way because
Scientists have been enlarging their brain cells to extract enzymes that could cure cancer
Does it sound like I'm giving the same Synopsis more than once?
Well maybe it's because the same fucking movie has been made again and again
Just play the shark attack board game instead
number 15
Shark Attack 2
The shark escapes from a waterworld theme park
Now that we're ripping off Jaws 3 we're sinkin real deep. We can't go without all the original Jaws moments
the classic scene with the diver in the cage
is a must, as well
As the typical [Beach] scene [if] you're a sharkaholic and need to see the same thing over and over again
This is for you
number 14
Shark Attack 3  Megalodon. That's right because the year
2002 needed more than one Megalodon movie remember this shot from Jaws
You could potentially take all these shots from each of these movies and cut together a complete
Recreation of jaws, but the most famous clip of all this asshole takes a girl's life jacket, but he gets what he deserves
Yeah, and there's this Schmuck on the jet ski
number 13
Psycho Shark
Supposedly it has an alternate title. Jaws in Japan.
That's what you gotta love about all these ripoffs. They're so self-aware
This movie is a hundred percent shit except for one crazy huge shark
number 12
Deep Blue Sea this one makes the list for one reason samuel, L. Goddamn Jackson.
We're gonna seal off this booth.
A fuckin' shark ate me!
number 11
Dino Shark. From Producer Roger Corman comes a dinosaur shark hybrid that breaks away from an Arctic glacier
Thanks to global warming
number 10
two-headed Shark attack that's right, one body, two heads,
6,000 teeth. Enough said.
number nine
Sand Sharks. Yeah, this time the shark don't need water at all they swim in the fucking sand!
Amazing! One part tremors, one part... what's that other movie again? Oh yeah, Jaw
How do all these movies get made?
number eight
Megashark versus Crocosaurus. The only movie with Jaleel White as a soldier battling against the Megalodon
battling against the crocosaurus
number seven
Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus
Forget being afraid of the sea, or the sand here even the air isn't safe.
Holy shit!
number 6
Sharktopus. Again from Roger Corman.
Holy crap, a shark and an octopus together as one already done in Monster Shark,
but not as epically as this. What is the world coming to when we're making the same shark hybrid movies more than once?
Man, that was a bad time to be ziplining this flick is outrageous and begs the question
What will they come up with next?
You want to know?
number five
Sharknado
Sharks in
Tornadoes, this is the latest in the current wave of sharksploitation films. It just premiered on the Sci-Fi Channel weeks
ago. It comes out on DVD in september. I didn't even know about it
I was already buried deep working on this list getting it ready in time for Shark week and here comes this fucking movie
makes a big splash
I have to fit it into the list, and now I hear Sharknado 2 is in the works. Update. Wow I heard
Sharknado 2 was in the works. Yeah, well guess what now Sharknado 5 is coming out in a couple weeks a
Series about sharks and fucking tornadoes isn't that kind of a niche thing or is it really so popular that
There's got to be five movies and counting. There's more sharknado movies than fucking Jaws movies
[I] don't even have any free spots on the list so let's just say right here all the Sharknado movies. How about that?
number four
Attack of the Jurassic Shark I spent hours
Just trying to find a jurassic shark and attack of the jurassic Shark is the same movie
I don't fucking know but this time Spielberg's got to be real proud. Not only are they playing with Jaws,
but Jurassic Park
This movie is truly shitty without a doubt makes the acting in some of these other movies seem oscar-worthy
How dare you?
number three
Snow shark yeah, forget the abominable snowman, the real terror is the shark not even Santa. It's safe
number two
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
What makes this different from all the other shark movies or at least all the other shark movies from?
2012 is that it's set in Seaside Heights, all the characters are in some way knockoffs of people from the Jersey shore
TV show every character is exaggerated to be as annoying as possible
Oh, that's the sound of my heart fluttering up
When I look upon your kick-ass body,
So if you want to see a bunch of douchebags getting eaten by Sharks,
don't miss this. Boy all these shark movies were a mouthful, but now we're down to the last bite
number one
Super Shark. Chomp down on this shit. A drilling accident triggers the awakening of another prehistoric shark
This has everything, it has awful acting its
Terrible all around and has a shark that is not bound by the water this Shark is
Completely out of control the Army can't even stop it and it gets better. they bring in the mecha weapons
What can I say about this movie just look at it if you want a shark movie that shitty but amazing at the same time,
check it out! Super Shark is super shit.
they have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!
