♪ Here we go! ♪
  Billy, your bonus game
 is called
 Meryl Streep Role
  or American Girl Doll?
Yes.
   I wrote for you show
 "Billy on the Street,"
  and periodically,
I would pitch a game
  which you said you enjoyed
but which was simply
 too niche for the show.
 I am going to make you play
 one of those games now.
   [ Laughs ]
   I'm going to give you a name
 and a plot line.
  You must tell me
   if it describes
 a critically-adored
  Meryl Streep role
or a beloved
 American Girl Doll.
   Mm-hmm.
 You will be judged
   on the following
   three factors --
Hair Length, Hair Color,
 and Dingoes
  Eating Your Baby.
 [ Laughter ]
  Billy Eichner,
  are you ready to play?
 I'm ready.
Let's get 45 seconds
on the clock.
Let's begin.
 Jill, a lesbian writing
 a tell-all novel
   about her ex-husband.
   Meryl Streep.
   Meryl Streep
  in "Manhattan."
Karen, an environmental activist
from the '70s --
Meryl Streep.
   Meryl Streep.
Karen, a girl living
 on a colonial farm.
   American Girl.
  No, Meryl Streep
 in "Out of Africa."
   Rebecca,
   a Jewish aspiring actress
from
the Lower East Side.
Meryl Streep?
 American Girl Doll.
 [ Laughter ]
Francesca, an Italian immigrant
trying to fit in Amer--
Meryl Streep.
 Yes, yes.
   Florence,
   a girl who loves to sing.
Meryl Streep.
Meryl Streep in
  "Florence Foster Jenkins."
 [ Laughs ]
  Emily, a British woman
who flees to America
 to avoid the Blitz.
Meryl Streep?
 American Girl Doll.
   I'm sorry, no.
  [ Buzzer ]
   Billy Eichner,
that's time.
 [ Laughs ]
