potato(narrating):so listen carefully
or read carefully
because im about to tell you
the greatest love story ever told
so there was a pigeon
theres always a pigeon
but this one was different
he was awkward and weird
he lived isolated from everyone his whole life
he didnt have any friends
he had a family but never cared about them
he never fell in love never felt anything for anyone
he was numb just living with no purpose or meaning
he used to write poems and songs for the living
mostly about death and a silent utopian planet where everyone is dead or have no feelings
irony was that he was a writer with no feelings and feelings give the most of inspirations to writers
and then one day
he was performing his poetry and he saw someone in the audience
his heart stopped beating
started sweating
forgot his poetry
that has never happened before
then someone in the shadow said...
its fine happened to all of us
keep going
and pigeons heart started beating so fast
in this moment right here
pigeon was in love
true love
he went looking for her after the show but he couldnt find her
he wanted to ask people who was she
but he was too awkward and scared to talk
but this was the first time he felt something in his life
he knew he might never get to feel this again
he wasnt ready to let this go
so he went up to a fellow poet
and asked who was she sitting in the back
the one that said keep going
then the other poet who was an elephent replied...
oh shes a penguin shes here for some days for holidays
pigeon was deeply in love with a penguin
he couldnt sleep that night
keep going keep going kept echoing in his head
he wanted her more than anything
but pigeons are not allowed to love someone other than pigeons
then theres color,caste and religion system in pigeons
its complicated but theyre very strict about this
but pigeon didnt care about those rules
he just wanted to see her again
so he decided to write a poem about her
he started working on it
this was the first time when he wrote about something other than death
"my name is pigeon,
and im a pigeon,
and im in love with a penguin,
named penguin"
he wrote this and then couldnt write anything after that
days weeks passed by but he couldnt think of anything
his mind was completely bolcked
everyone thinks falling in or out of love makes people a great writer
but in pigeons case
it was different
he was a great writer when he wasnt in love
when he felt nothing
but falling in love reversed it for him
but pigeon was desperate to meet the penguin
he went everywhere looking for her
he was scared that shes here for holidays
she can leave anytime
and then finally
he found her
on a car shitting
which is every pigeons dream
he told her about his feelings
his unfinished poem about her
about everything
he put out his heart and soul in front of her
he never talked to someone so openly and freely
he was himself for the first time in his life
all because of her
penguin decided to spend her rest of the holiday with pigeon
they had the best time together
shat on some cars, some heads
then penguin asked him to get some pebbles for her(its a fact penguins love pebbles i researched for this shit)
then pigeon went to his fellow poet crow
asked him to get some pebbles
then crow went to different places in the search of PEBBLES
yes pebbles not water
theyve been telling us the wrong story all this time
thirsty crow was never thirsty
he was thirsty for pebbles
to help the pigeon get the love of his live
and he found pebbles
but his hands were too small
so he put them in a jug
and called the penguin and pigeon there
they came to the place
and penguin was really happy after seeing wet pebbles
they spent the whole night sitting around the jug full of pebbles
this was their bonfire
and they talked
they talked and talked and talked
about anything and everything
then the penguin went to sleep
and pigeon just watched her sleep the whole night
he didnt sleep all night
then next morning when penguin woke up
her mask fell off
it was actually a peacock
peacock pretending to be a penguin (just to get revenge)
and pigeons heart was broken only time he truly loved someone wasnt for someone real
the end-(potato finishing the narration of the story to his little daughter potato)
now go to sleep princess
but what happened to pigeon after that, she asked
he said- nothing
its a fictional story
all the stories are fictional
even the thirsty crow one
thats why we need to write our own stories
