It's the Baby Shark Dance.
What?
Is this what kids are watching nowadays?
Baby Shark doodoodoodoodoodoo That's not even
a sentence.
Kids need more substance!
It should go like this!
Baby sharks hatch from an egg case if they're
a species that's oviparous, otherwise they're
born from eggs within Mommy sharks,
Mommy sharks are often bigger than daddy sharks
because they need the girth to carry their
young inside for more baby sharks.
Daddy sharks have pelvic fins which are modi"fied"
into intromittent organs called claspers which
fertilize Mommy sharks.
The oldest shark species documented are 450
million years old, before vertebrates appeared
on land, there were sharks!
Many sharks, over 500 species of sharks that
we know of today, belonging to Selachimorpha,
clade of sharks.
But don't hunt these sharks because they can't
cure cancer nor osteoperosis, stop illegal
fishing for the fins of sharks!
Don't fear sharks cuz shark attacks are rare,
when they see a human they don't care, we're
like rotten eggs, we're yucky tasting to sharks.
Yuck!
We are safe, 10 people die from sharks yearly
but 25,000 actually die from dog attacks,
way worse than sharks!
So, in the end, sharks help ecology controlling
fish numbers in the sea, we'd have an unhealthy
ocean life without sharks.
I prefer the original!
