BE IN BROOKLYN ALL NEXT WEEK 
WITH FIVE SHOWS FROM THE 
BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC.
BEFORE WE TAKE OUR SHOW ANYWHERE
WE SEND AN ADVANCE SCOUT.
IN THIS CASE WE SENT OUR GOOD 
WILL AMBASSADOR COUSIN SAL TO 
MAKE CONTACT WITH THE LOCALS AND
CHECK THINGS OUT.
WE PACKED SAL AND HIS HIDDEN 
CAMERAS IN A CRATE AND SHIPPED 
THEM TO NATHAN'S IN CONEY ISLAND
WHERE INEVITABLY NONSENSE 
ENSUED.
>> Sal: GET YOUR NATHAN'S HOT 
DOG, BEST ON THE BOARDWALK!
WHO'S HUNGRY?
>> COULD WE GET AN ORIGINAL HOT 
DOG AND THEN FRENCH FRIES?
>> Sal: YOU COULD.
BUT ON A COLD AND RAINY DAY LIKE
THIS I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING 
BETTER.
YOU CAN HAVE HOT DOG SOUP. 
>> NO, I DON'T THINK I WANT 
THAT. 
>> Sal: IT'S GOOD, I'M GOING TO 
GIVE YOU A SAMPLE, ALL RIGHT?
>> WE SHOULD GET BACON AND 
CHEESE FRIES. 
>> Sal: HERE WE GO, HOT DOG SOUP
FOR YOU AND YOU.
A LITTLE HOT.
HOT SOUP.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
>> WHAT'S THE BROTH MADE OUT OF?
>> Sal: GO AHEAD, TASTE IT. 
>> HOT DOG WATER?
>> Sal: YOU THINK WE'D DO THAT?
TAKE A SIP.
IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>> GREASY. 
>> Sal: IT'S VERY GREASY, LIKE 
GREASY, OILY WATER. 
>> DISGUST. 
>> Sal: THOSE ARE THE HOT DOGS 
THAT I CAN'T SELL REGULAR LRKS, 
THEY SPOIL.
THEY FELL ON THE FLOOR, PEOPLE 
SLIP ON THEM, SO WE MAKE SOUP 
OUT OF IT.
COME ON CHUG IT.
I'LL GIVE YOU A PRIZE IF YOU 
CHUG IT.
WHOEVER DOWNS IT FIRST IS THE 
WINNER.
READY, SET, GO!
HOT DOG SOUP CHALLENGE.
>> THAT'S TOO HOT.
>> Sal: YEP, UH-HUH.
LOOK AT THIS.
SO EXCITING.
WHO'S GOING TO WIN THE BIG 
PRIZE?
COME ON YOU CAN DO THIS.
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
THE BLOND ONE'S GOT A BIG LEAD.
GO, GO, GO.
DRINK.
YOU ARE FALLING WAY BEHIND.
GO!
DONE!
THE HOT DOG SOUP QUEEN!
>> OH MY GOD. 
>> Sal: BEAUTIFUL.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 
>> I SHOULD GET LIKE $100 FOR 
THAT.
>> Sal: HERE YOU GO, MY GRACE.
>> OH MY GOD, DO I REALLY GET 
THIS?
>> Sal: YOU REALLY, REALLY GET 
IT. 
>> OH MY GOD, TO KEEP FOREVER?
>> Sal: I HEREBY CROWN YOU QUEEN
OF THE HOT DOGS. 
>> THANK YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE KNEELING TO ME. 
>> Sal: I SHOULD BE KNEELING, 
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
SORRY OUR MUSTARD DISPENSER IS 
BROKEN SO I'VE GOT TO DO IT BY 
HAND.
YEAH JUST OPEN ATE LITTLE BIT.
THERE YOU GO.
I WANT TO SPREAD IT OUT.
I JUST WANT TO GET IT ALL ON.
ONE MORE.
>> NOW I JUST WANT ALL-NEW HOT 
DOGS BECAUSE -- 
>> Sal: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
>> Sal: THERE YOU GO.
>> THIS IS A [ BLEEP ] JOKE, 
RIGHT?
>> Sal: NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE, 
MAN.
IF THIS WAS A JOKE I'D SAY, SEE 
THE MOVIE ABOUT THE HOT DOG?
IT'S AN OSCAR WEINER.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 
>> I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 
>> Sal: YOUR MONEY BACK?
DY NOT PUT ENOUGH MULLS STANDARD
ON?
>> [ BLEEP ] HANDS OVER IT. 
>> Sal: I TOLD YOU, I EXPLAINED 
THAT. 
>> I TOLD YOU NO. 
>> Sal: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU SAY NO
SORRY.
DID HE SAY NO?
OH, HE DID?
>> HE DID SAY NO. 
>> Sal: YES, HE DID.
SEE, YEAH, I THOUGHT HE SAID 
MUSTARD, I'M SORRY, I FEEL BAD 
ABOUT THIS.
HOW DO WE FIX THIS THING?
>> GIVE ME MY [ BLEEP ] MONEY 
BACK. 
>> Sal: CAN WE JUST HIGH FIVE 
AND BE FRIENDS?
NO?
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, I 
WANT MY MONEY BACK. 
>> Sal: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY IN
I SAY A HOT DOG WITH NOTHING 
INSIDE IT?
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> Sal: A HOLLOW-WEANIE.
HE LAUGHED, HE LIKED THAT.
>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Sal: THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME TO
SAY IT LIKE THAT.
YOU DIDN'T TELL HER THIS BROKE. 
>> I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANT THE 
[ BLEEP ] MUSTARD, MAN. 
>> Sal: BEFORE WE GET THE 
MANAGER, DO YOU KNOW WHY THE HOT
DOG DROPPED OUT OF THE MOVIE?
>> I DON'T GIVE A [ BLEEP ].
>> Sal: BECAUSE THE ROLL WASN'T 
VERY GOOD.
>> I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
>> Sal: LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT, 
INSTEAD -- 
>> HE'S THE NEW GUY.
HE THINKS HE'S FUNNY. 
>> Sal: I DON'T THINK I'M FUNNY.
YOU KNOW WHO THINKS HE'S FUNNY?
JIMMY KIMMEL, HE'S RIGHT IN THAT
CAMERA RIGHT THERE.
>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Sal: YOU'RE ON "JIMMY KIMMEL 
LIVE."
COME ON, COME ON.
HIGH FIVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY'S HAPPY, I
