HUSHED VOICE: Hello, is
that the cheese shop?
Yeah? I'm still waiting
for my big wheel of brie.
SHE SMACKS LIPS
Get a big blob of brie caught
in my throat.
SHE CHOKES
Lovely to meet you. This is the
crew. Nice to meet you. Hello.
Come in, come in, if there's room!
SHE CHUCKLES
Squeeze in. Yeah.
I didn't expect you
to speak quite like that.
Oh, it's cos I'm not doing
my ASMR voice yet. Oh, right.
HUSHED, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:
When I do my ASMR voice,
it's a lot more like this. Yeah?
You're right. Yeah.
It's sort of whispering
and it's using all of my mouth.
SHE SMACKS LIPS
Can you hear that there? Uh-oh!
I think we've got a fan already.
SHE GIGGLES
Mr Cameraman, do you like it?
Anything can be ASMR.
The Braille on the buttons.
Oh, I like to touch that.
I like bumps.
Scratchy, scratchy woolly jumper.
You like that? Mm-hmm. You OK? Yeah.
Uh-oh, somebody's
getting the tingles.
You getting the tingles?
I think so. Yeah?
That makes me really happy to
hear that you're getting...
..the tingles.
Um... So, would you say ASMR
is a real phenomenon?
Well, does this feel real
to you? Yeah.
SHE SMACKS LIPS
What if I put my finger...?
LIFT: Doors opening.
NORMAL VOICE: Oh, right,
OK, here we are. Come out.
Ooh, sorry!
One thing Tingle Maid liked
to do during her ASMR sessions
was to tell cute little stories
to help people relax,
and I was keen to experience it
first hand.
WHISPERS: Pussycat's gone to bed
and we finally get some time
to ourselves.
Right, why don't we do a little
role-play? You show me.
We'll do a little role-play. OK.
SHE CLEARS THROAT
HUSHED VOICE: Why don't you come
a little bit closer, OK?
Come down here, Mr Soundman.
Don't be scared.
Oh, that's nice.
RUSTLING
I'm getting the tingles. Yeah?
OK, let's just imagine
that you're a little baby.
SHE GASPS
You're in the woods
and you're alone. Oh, no!
SHE GROANS
Baby's scared.
SHE SMACKS LIPS
And then Mummy comes to find you.
Well, I'm not your mother,
but I'm a mother figure.
Right. Floats in.
And then I pick you up
and I wrap you in...
..er, bubble wrap.
Crispy, crispy, crunchy bubble wrap,
and I take you back to my house and
then I put you on the lounge floor
and then just tickle your head.
And I clean your little
baby beard...
PHONE VIBRATES
Whoa! Sorry, just got to...
Hello... HELLO!
CLEARS THROAT
Yes, I'm just at work, I'm working.
Exploring vloggers, vlogging...
VO: Dina was at the hospital
and told me there was bad news.
I'll come now, yup, bye.
Sorry, I've got to go to hospital.
Oh, no, you've got to go
to hospital! Yup. Do you want me
to come and bring my special
peacock feather? No, I don't think
they'll let it in the hospital.
Make you better? I've got to go.
NORMAL VOICE: Do you get good
hire rates on these mics?
Do you buy or do you hire?
I have to buy mine
cos they get spit on them.
Occupational hazard.
SHE CHUCKLES
