Are you crazy? How can you put Michael Keaton in front of Christian Bale?
Oh, please.
Even my poodles know Bale is overrated.
Thank you! That's why I say Keaton's number one. He brought a sense of humor to the role.
Well, if you're gonna factor in a sense of humor... well, I should be at the top of the list.
It should be: me, Keaton, Kilmer, Lego, Bale and the pretty boy Clooney.
Really? You're ahead of Bale? The man who personified the words "I'm Batman"?
I never had to say "I'm Batman." I showed up, people knew I was Batman.
Everywhere I went - on the tv show, mall openings... Julie Newmar's Bungalow.
I'm sold - you're ahead of Bale.
There's another reason I should be higher on the list. All those other guys had muscles built into their costumes.
All I had on my bat suit was 100% Grade A West.
Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck?
Sure. Yeah, of course.
What's an Affleck?
