- Hello Topo.
- Oh hello Eddie.
How do I look?
- You look very, very handsome.
- In Italy I never
had my own suit.
No, no, I always wore my
brother's hand-me-downs.
- Well, that's not unusual
because in a large family,
the youngest always wears the
older brothers hand-me-downs.
- Ah but Eddie, in my family,
my older brother is my sister.
(audience laugh)
- I'll bet your
made a cute girl.
- I was beautiful.
Once I went to a
party and all the boys
wanted to dance with me.
- So, what'd you do?
- I danced.
(audience laugh)
- And that is where I met Rosie.
- Oh, ho, ho, your
little French sweetheart.
- Eddie, when I saw her,
my heart melted like
a piece of mozzarella.
I got red all over like
Mama's tomato sauce.
When she said hello,
I got cold all over.
- Really?
- Really, I froze up like
an Italian TV dinner.
- But Topo, I didn't know
you were interested in girls.
- Why, why not?
I'm not married.
- Well that's true, but
now it's getting late.
- Oh, okay Eddie, but
will you first kiss me?
Kiss me good night?
- Ah huh.
(Topo giggles)
(audience clap)
