>> All right, ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the
second, biannual --
[ Laughter ]
-- CONvergence Players Radio
Play.
[ Cheers ]
[ Applause ]
I want to thank everybody who
auditioned.
If some of you are in the
audience who didn't make
it into the cast, I still want
to thank you.
I want to let you know, we had
a huge, huge turnout
for auditions, an embarrassment
of riches.
We chose these good people, and
I'm regretting
it already.
[ Laughter ]
Just kidding.
They're fantastic.
You're going to love the show.
Don't hesitate to laugh or
applaud if you like
the show.
I just want you to know that I
had to write this
script in three nights when I
should have been
working on my job.
So, if you don't like it, it's
because I only had
three nights to write it.
And if you do like it, it's
because I'm a fuckin'
genius.
[ Laughter ]
And, so, without further ado...
>> Goliath: One thousand years
ago, superstition and
the sword ruled.
It was a time of darkness.
It was a world of fear.
Stone by day, warriors by
night, we were betrayed by
the humans we had sworn to
protect, frozen in stone
by a magic spell for a thousand
years.
Now, here in Manhattan, the
spell is broken, and we
live again!
We are defenders of the night.
We are Gargoyles!
>> Angela: Previously on
Gargoyles
>> Spider-man: Ahem!
>> Kid Flash: Double ahem!
>> Angela: Sorry.
Previously on Gargoyles Meets
the Spectacular
>> The Manhattan Clan has
returned --
[ Laughter ]
-- to live in the castle atop
the Eyrie Building,
where they have been joined by
the TimeDancing
gargoyles Brooklyn and Katana,
their children Gnash
and Egwardo, and their gargoyle
beast Fu-Dog.
Meanwhile, Lexington, Broadway
and Angela --
>> Angela: That's me!
>> -- were all offered the
opportunity to join the
Justice League's covert ops
unit.
>> Kid Flash: We just call it
"the Team."
>> Spider-Man: Of course, your
friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man - moi - was also
invited. Natch.
>> Kid Flash: Dude, you turned
us down.
[ in whiny voice ]
>> Spider-Man: Yeah, well, you
guys would only let
me join if I told my Aunt May
I'm Spider-Man.
>> Kid Flash: And that would
crash your mode?
>> Spider-Man: I have no idea
what that means.
But it would totally screw up
my franchise.
>> Angela: "Franchise?"
>> Spider-Man: Did I say
franchise?
I meant my secret identity.
No franchises over here.
Nope.
None.
I mean, that would make it
sound like I'm just the
intellectual property of some
big corporation.
And if I were the intellectual
property of some big
>> Then you couldn't appear in
this Radio Play.
>> Spider-Man: Sorry.
Carry on.
>> I'd love to, but the three
of you ate up so much
time, we need to cut away for
this.
>> Manta Trooper: Let me break
it down for you.
It's night.
The Manta Troopers have
gathered and are up to no
good.
Each one plays a musical
instrument.
I, myself, am on tenor sax.
Now, over here are three fine
kittens singing
backup.
Introduce yourselves, girls.
>> Cheshire: Name's Jade Nguyen.
But you can call me Cheshire.
>> Maggie the Cat: Maggie Reed,
a.k.a. Maggie the
Cat.
>> Black Cat: And I'm Felicia
Hardy, the Black Cat.
>> Manta Trooper: And speaking
of black
[ singing ]
Who's the man with the
underwater plan?
[ singing in unison ]
>> Black Manta!
[ singing ]
>> Who's got the time to do the
crime?
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta! [ singing ]
>> Who do you know with his own
Hot Tub Show?
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta!
>> Manta Trooper: That's right,
it's
[ singing in unison ] Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
[ Laughter ]
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
>> Black Manta slowly rises out
of the bubbling
water of his hot tub.
>> Black Manta: Manta's guest
tonight: Black Beetle.
>> Black Beetle: Move over,
meat.
>> Black Beetle sits in the tub
beside Manta.
>> Manta Trooper: Ladies and
gentlemen, what will
they talk about?
Neither says anything for a
long beat.
Okay, neither one's saying
anything.
I thought this was a talk show?
Okay, wait.
I think Manta's about to speak.
>> Black Manta: Zap.
>> Black Beetle: ARGGGGHH!
>> Oh, my god!
Manta has just blasted Beetle
with the laser
eye-beams from his helmet.
Black Beetle has been
completely atomized!
He's dust!
>> Manta Trooper: Uh, thanks
for watching!
[ singing in unison ]
>> Black Manta's Celebrity Hot
Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: Now, back to
our story.
[ Laughter ]
>> Computer: Manhattan.
July 2nd.
22:14 E.D.T.
Recognized.
Angela-B-Two-Seven.
>> Angela is about to board the
Eyrie Building's
newly-installed Zeta Tube, when
Katana, Brooklyn and
Fu-Dog stop by to see her off.
>> Katana: Are you going to the
Watchtower, Angela?
>> Angela: Yes, Katana.
Aqualad has summoned me for a
mission.
>> Brooklyn: Well, have fun.
>> Angela: Thank you.
For a second, I thought you
were going to warn me to
be careful.
>> Brooklyn: Oh, we're not
worried about you on this
particular mission.
>> Angela: Really?
Why not?
>> Brooklyn: TimeDancing
through the timestream, you
learn not to worry too much.
>> Katana: For sometimes the
timestream provides
[ Fu-Dog barks ]
>> Angela: If you say so.
Well, I'd better go.
>> Computer: The Watchtower.
July 2nd.
22:16 E.D.T.
Recognized.
Angela-B-Two-Seven.
>> Aqualad: Angela, thank you
for coming.
>> Angela: Happy to help,
Kaldur.
As long as the mission is at
night, that is.
>> Aqualad: Most of our
missions are.
Come.
The Team's Alpha Squad is
waiting.
Angela, I believe you know Blue
Beetle.
This is Wonder Girl, Wolf, and
Kid Flash.
>> Cheshire: Wait, Kid Flash is
alive!
I've got to go tell my sister!
>> Kid Flash: No, sorry, sorry.
It's me.
Bart Allen.
Formerly Impulse.
I'm wearing the yellow and red
now.
>> Blue Beetle: It's what Wally
would've wanted.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
It is!
I'm telling you it is!
>> Kid Flash: Thanks, B.B.
Appreciate the support.
'Course it might go over better
if you weren't
talking to yourself out loud
all the time.
>> Blue Beetle: I'm not talking
to myself!
It's my Scarab!
And you knew that.
>> Kid Flash: I did.
But it's so crash to see you
squirm.
[ Wolf barks ]
>> Cheshire: Well, I think this
is all in very poor
taste.
>> Wonder Girl: What's the
mission, Kaldur?
>> Aqualad: Two days ago, a
group of top scientists
met in a hotel in Bloomington,
Minnesota to discuss
the real possibility of
creating practical time
travel.
>> Angela: Impossible.
>> Aqualad: Improbable,
perhaps, but not impossible.
>> Angela: Without the Phoenix
Gate?
Please.
>> Kid Flash: Wait!
Did you say Bloomington?
What's today's date?!
>> Computer: I just told you.
July 2nd.
No one ever pays attention to
the computer.
>> Kid Flash: So this time
travel conference
happened on June 30th, 2016?!
Dudes, don't you get it?!
This is it!
This is when time travel was
invented!
Well, not totally invented.
But it was the start!
>> Wonder Girl: If that's true,
then these
scientists will be prime
targets for the Light.
>> Angela: Or the Illuminati.
>> Aqualad: Hence, our mission.
Move out.
>> Computer: I don't suppose
anyone will pay
Recognized.
Aqualad-B-Zero-Two.
Wonder Girl-B-Two-One.
Blue Beetle-B-Two-Two.
Kid Flash-B-Two-Three.
Angela-B-Two-Seven.
Wolf-C-Zero-Two.
>> Gargoyles Meets The
Spectacular Spider-Man Meets
Young Justice.
Episode Three: The Cosmos!
>> Carl Sagan: The Cosmos is
all there is or ever
was or ever will be.
I'm Carl Sagan, and we're about
to begin a journey
through the Cosmos in a ship of
the imagination,
unfettered by--
>> Wait, sorry.
It's not that "Cosmos."
>> Carl Sagan: No?
How disappointing.
If we're not going to journey
through Space and
[ singing in unison ]
>> Black Manta's Celebrity Hot
Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
>> Black Manta slowly rises out
of the bubbling
water of his hot tub.
>> Manta Trooper: Manta's guest
tonight: Black
Lantern.
>> Green Lantern: That's Green
Lantern.
Just 'cuz I'm African-American
doesn't mean you have
to call me Black Lantern.
I mean, the Black Lanterns were
like zombies and
shit.
And you know who dies first
whenever zombies show
up?!
>> Maggie the Cat: Is that John
Stewart?
>> Black Cat: Yeah.
The Daily Show hasn't been the
same without him.
>> Green Lantern: Different.
Jon. Stewart.
And Trevor Noah rocks!
Give the guy a chance!
>> Lantern sits in the tub
beside Manta.
>> Manta Trooper: Ladies and
gentlemen, what will
they talk about?
>> Black Manta: Zap.
>> Green Latner: ARGGGGHH!
>> Oh, my god!
Manta has just blasted Lantern
with his eye-beams.
Black - I mean Green Lantern is
dust!
>> Manta Trooper: Thanks for
watching!
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: Now, back to
our story. July 2nd.
21:21 C.D.T.
>> Peter Parker: Okay, I know
you're wondering what
everyone's favorite Web-Slinger
is doing in Minnesota?
Well, technically, Spidey's not
in Minnesota.
Peter Parker is.
Course, I'm more of a biologist
than a theoretical
physicist, but when Mr. Warren
gave Gwen and I the
chance to see an
honest-to-totally-serious time
travel seminar, how could I say
no?
Especially if it meant a little
alone time with the
lovely Ms. Stacy.
>> Zatanna: Sorry.
Not Gwen Stacy.
Name's Zatanna Zatara.
Same actress.
Different series.
>> Peter: Unfortunately, we let
Harry Osborn pick up
our tickets.
There was some confusion, and
Gwen had to stay home.
If I didn't know better, I'd
think Harry was trying
to keep Gwen and me apart.
>> Aqualad: Zatanna?
Captain Marvel?
What are you doing here?
>> Zatanna: Kaldur!
I'm performing my act here at
the hotel for
CONvergence.
>> Captain Marvel: And I'm
here, uh, on a routine patrol.
It's not like Billy Batson came
as Captain Marvel to
win the Cosplay Contest. I
swear!
>> Zatanna: Why are you here,
Kaldur?
>> Aqualad: Mission.
And I would appreciate having
both of you aboard.
[ in unison ] >> Of course.
Sure!
>> Peter: Whoa!
That's Zatanna and Captain
Marvel of the Justice League!
And that's Aqualad, Aquaman's
sidekick!
[ in unison ] >> Don't call us
sidekicks!
[ Wolf barks ]
>> Peter: They must be
expecting trouble.
Better change into the old Red
and Blue!
'Cuz my spider-sense is
tingling.
>> Black Cat: And my kitten
sense is purring!
>> Peter: Don't even start!
>> Aqualad: Bart, Zatanna,
Billy, you're with me.
Cassie, Angela, Jaime, you and
Wolf are our backup.
>> Wonder Girl: Roger that. [
Wolf barks ]
>> Minutes later, our heroes
are talking to lead
scientist James Kakalios.
>> James: As you can see, we've
created a prototype
time travel device here.
>> Captain Marvel: Seriously?
>> James: Seriously.
Of course, it doesn't work yet.
We'd have to run several
million calculations before
we could even begin to --
>> Kid Flash: Maybe I can help
with that.
>> Kid Flash races around the
device at super-speed,
making adjustments, inputting
data, etc.
>> Ta-Daaaaaa!
>> James: That's -- that's --
amazing!
>> Khary: Okay, stop, stop!
You're just whipping up a time
machine now?
>> Khary. Dude. Uncool.
>> Khary: I'm uncool?
Are you seriously asking these
good people to buy
all this?
Y.J. was always about keeping
things real.
>> Says the guy playing a guy
with gills.
[ laughter ]
>> Khary: Fine, fine. Whatever.
>> James: I think -- I think
this thing might just
work now.
>> Kid Flash: I'm a bit of a
time travel expert
myself.
It'll work.
>> Doc Ock: Indeed.
Then that's all I needed to
know.
>> Zatanna: It's the Octopus
Doctor!
>> Captain Marvel: I think you
have that backwards.
>> Zatanna: Well, backwards is
kinda my thing.
>> Doc Ock: The name is Doctor
Octopus!
>> Spider-Man: See, Doc, I
toldja you needed a
better press agent.
>> Zatanna: It's Man-Spider!
>> Kid Flash: Okay, now you're
just being an ass-smart.
>> Aqulad: We need that back-up.
>> Wonder Girl: On our way!
>> Doctor Octopus scoops up the
time travel device.
>> Doc Ock: I'll be
confiscating this for the Light.
>> Zatanna: Don't bet on it.
Ecived nruter ot em!
>> Zatanna casts her spell, and
the device returns
to her.
She hands it to Kid Flash.
>> Zatanna: Here, Bart. Get
this out of here - fast!
>> James: No! His kinetic
energy could activate
the device! 
>> But it's too late!
The time device activates,
whisking Kid Flash,
Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man,
Aqualad, Zatanna,
Captain Marvel, Wonder Girl,
Blue Beetle, Angela and
Wolf into the timestream.
>> All: Whoaaaaaaa! [ barking ]
>> James: Wow. We create a
simple time travel device
at CONvergence 2016, and
someone actually used it to
travel through time. 
Never saw that coming.
Anyway, while they're getting
to wherever they're
going, let's check back in with
--
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
>> Black Manta slowly rises out
of the bubbling
water of his hot tub.
Manta's guest tonight: Black
Canary.
>> Black Manta: Black Canary?
Man, this is a white woman!
[ in unison ] >> And is that a
problem?!
>> Manta Trooper: Sorry, boss.
Hadn't seen a picture when I
booked her for the show.
And she had "Black" in the
name, so I figured
>> Black Manta: This is just
awkward. Zap.
>> Black Canary: ARGGGGHH!
>> Oh, my god!
Manta has just blasted Canary
with his eye-beams.
Black Canary is dust!
>> Manta Trooper: Yep. Thanks
for watching!
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: Now, back to
our story.
>> Computer: Ancient Egypt.
It's like night or something.
Look, what do you want from me?
You think there were GPS
satellites orbiting over
Ancient Egypt?!
>> It's okay, Computer, it's
okay.
You can sit down or log off or
whatever.
>> Computer: Luddite.
>> Outside the royal palace,
our heroes recover from
their journey through time.
[ moaning ]
>> Spider-Man: Hey!
Where's Doc Ock?!
>> Kid Flash: And where's the
time machine?!
>> Elsewhere in Egypt, the
immortal known as Vandal
Savage has gathered some of his
more "enlightened
colleagues."
>> Vandal Savage: We will
create or co-opt a network
of operatives.
Place key individuals in key
positions.
Make certain we are on the
cutting edge of all new
magicks -- not to mention,
every conceivable method
of mind-control.
A little misdirection, and
those champions of
stagnation - Prince Khufu,
Princess Chay-Ara, and
the gods Thoth and Isis - will
become our agents of
change, forcing the human race
to progress on a more
advanced schedule and allowing
the Earth to take its
rightful place at the center of
"the Cosmos."
>> Neil deGrasse Tyson: 11
pages ago, the astronomer
Carl Sagan stood here and
launched everyone in this
panel room on a great
adventure: the exploration of
the Cosmos revealed by science.
>> Wait, sorry. It's still not
that "Cosmos."
>> Neil: My name is Neil
deGrasse Tyson, and it's
time to get going again.
We're about to begin a journey
that will take us
from the infinitesimal to the
infinite.
We'll surf the gravity waves of
spacetime.
>> Vandal Savage: Maybe he
didn't hear you?
>> Neil: The Cosmos is also a
story about us: one
adventure with many heroes.
Accept these terms and the
Cosmos is yours.
>> Vandal Savage: The Cosmos is
mine.
It's the name I chose for my
new villain group.
I could have called it the
Injustice League or the
Sinister Six.
But I chose Cosmos.
Are we clear?
>> Neil: How disappointing.
I wonder if this is how Sagan
felt.
>> Vandal Savage: God, I hate
anachronisms.
>> Doc Ock: Indeed?
Then you can hardly be happy to
see Doctor Octopus.
>> Vandal Savage: Another
interruption?!
Who dared send you here to
cross Vandal Savage?
>> Doc Ock: Funny story. You
did.
>> Khary: Wait, wait, wait.
Are they all supposed to be
speaking English and
understanding each other?
In Ancient Egypt?!
>> Look, Mr. Reality Police.
There's a perfectly logical
explanation for that.
>> Khary: Oh, really?
>> Yes!
>> Khary: Well, please tell me.
>> I'm thinking.
You see, right after the heroes
landed in the past,
Zatanna stood up.
Ahem!
>> Zatanna: Oh, sorry. I sort
of tune you out sometimes.
>> Thank you so much for your
honesty.
Now, how about you cast that
translation spell that
allows everyone to understand
each other so that it
all sounds like English to the
audience and to the
high and mighty Khary Payton
over here.
>> Zatanna: If you insist.
M'i won gnitsac a noitalsnart
lleps!
>> Satisfied?
>> Khary: Barely.
>> Prince Khufu: Halt,
strangers!
I, Prince Khufu, demand you
declare your intentions!
>> Aqualad: Prince Khufu, my
name is Kaldur'ahm of
Atlantis.
>> Prince Khufu: An Atlantean?
Here in Egypt?!
Then you must be part of Vandal
Savage's evil cabal!
Guards, arrest them all!
>> Spider-Man: Vandal Savage
has an evil cabal?
Who woulda thunk it?
>> Vandal Savage: So my future
self instructed you
to steal this device and bring
it to me here, in my
present - which is your distant
past?
>> Doc Ock: Indeed.
He believed that together we
could alter the course
of history.
>> Vandal Savage: In that case,
Doctor, welcome to
the Cosmos.
[ in unison ] >> IT'S NOT THAT
COSMOS!
>> James: All right, geez.
>> Vandal Savage: Please allow
me to introduce our
fellow enlightened colleagues.
Teth-Adam.
>> Teth-Adam: I will take Egypt
from that weak
Prince Khufu if it's the last
thing I do.
You know, this millennium.
>> Vandal Savage: Arion, Lord
of Atlantis.
>> Arion: The time has come for
Atlantis to rise again!
>> Vandal Savage: Hippolyta,
Queen of the Amazons.
>> Hippolyta: The world of men
will suffer for their crimes.
>> Vandal Savage: Beetle Blue.
> Zatanna: For the record, the
backwards name thing?
This time it wasn't me.
>> Bettle Blue: I am actually
an alien scarab
attached to a human host body
in order to scout this
world for the Reach.
It wasn't that big a spoiler.
I can tell them if I want to.
Yes, I can. Yes! I can!
>> Vandal Savage: And finally,
Nabu, a Lord of Order.
>> Doc Ock: That's a helmet.
>> Vandal Savage: Yes, well.
Nabu's in the helmet.
Like Beetle Blue, he requires a
host body.
I don't suppose you'd care to
volunteer --
>> Doc Ock: Indeed no.
>> Ooo, tension.
Now for something completely
different, another
edition of --
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
>> Black Manta slowly rises out
of the bubbling
water of his hot tub.
>> Manta Trooper: Manta's guest
tonight: Black
Lightning.
>> Um, isn't Black Lightning
supposed to get into
the hot tub?
>> Manta Trooper: Psst.
Lightning.
You're supposed to--
>> Oh, did I screw that up?
>> A little bit.
>> That's all right, I'm moving
on.
>> Black Lightning: I'm not
getting in that tub.
You'll just zap me with your
eye-beams.
>> Black Manta: Get in the tub,
man.
I'm not going to keep doing
that.
>> Black Lightning: Not unless
you take off that
helmet.
>> Black Manta: Man, I'm not
taking off my helmet!
>> Black Lightning: Then I'm
not getting in the tub.
>> Very begrudgingly, Manta
removes his helmet.
But once his helmet's off,
Manta's afro is still
shaped like his helmet.
>> Black Lightning: Oh, you
don't want to get your
hair wet.
>> Black Manta: I don't want to
get my hair wet.
Now get in the hot tub.
>> Lightning lowers himself
into the tub beside
Manta.
Suddenly, Manta's afro frizzes
out huge and
ridiculous from the humidity.
>> Ooooooooooooo!
>> Black Manta: Boom.
>> Black Lightning: ARGGGGHH!
>> Oh, my god!
Manta has just blasted
Lightning with his shoulder
rocket-launcher.
Black Lightning is dust!
>> Manta Trooper: Thanks for
watching! This has been
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: Now, back to
our story
>> Prince Khufu: Chay-Ara, he
is an Atlantean,
traveling with an Amazon, plus
a warrior who bears
the same lightning insignia
worn by Teth-Adam, not
to mention another Beetle Blue!
>> Blue Beetle: Actually, I go
by Blue Beetle.
Yes, I think it is an important
distinction.
Yes, it is. Yes! It -- oh,
never mind!
>> Prince Khufu: And you expect
me to trust these
strangers?
>> Princess Chay-Ara: Khufu, my
love, I simply
expect you to give them the
benefit of the doubt.
>> Zatanna: I think I might be
able to clear this up.
Ho Ythgim Sisi, I nommus uoy!
[ in unison ] >> Oh Mighty Isis!
>> Isis: Khufu, Chay-Ara, who
summons me?
>> Zatanna: It is I, Zatanna
Zatara.
>> Isis: You are a stranger to
me.
How is this possible?
>> Zatanna: In my past - your
future - I summoned
you before, and, uh, hereafter.
Look, time travel makes tenses
difficult.
But, please: use the connection
that exists between
us to know my heart.
>> Isis: This I will do.
But, mortal, if you fail this
test, you will suffer
the wrath of the gods!
>> Zatanna: I like my odds.
>> Isis and Zatanna fall into a
mystic trance. Then
>> Isis: Her heart is pure.
Well, she has a bit of a dirty
mind about some boy
named Grayson.
But otherwise her heart is pure.
You can trust her and her
friends.
>> Princess Chay-Ara: Then we
may finally have
warriors capable of defeating
the Cosmos!
Sit down. Just. Sit.
>> And so, Khufu and Chay-Ara
donned their Nth Metal
wings to lead Alpha Squad into
battle against the
Cosmos.
All eyes turn to look at James
Kakalios, who speaks
from his seat.
>> James: What?
I got the message.
>> Soon, our heroes are
squaring off against their foes.
But there is surprising little
fighting.
>> Aqualad: Arion, you must see
that this is not the way.
In my time, you were a legend
for having brought
peace to Atlantis.
Not a war with the surface
world.
>> Wonder Girl: And, Hippolyta,
you were a second
mother to me.
You taught me to be a warrior.
But you also taught me to use
your lessons to fight
for peace - not vengeance
against man's world.
>> Hippolyta: Well, when you
put it that way
>> Arion: You think perhaps we
chose the wrong side?
>> Hippolyta: It would seem so.
I'm going home.
>> Arion: Me too.
>> Khary: Really? That easy?
>> Moving on.
>> Zatanna: If we work
together, I know we can
cleanse Beetle Blue, freeing
the human woman
controlled by the scarab.
>> Isis: How can you be so
certain this will succeed?
>> Blue Beetle: Because the two
of you did it before
to me!
I mean, it's before to us and
later to you.
>> Zatanna: There's that time
travel tense thing again.
Anyway, shall we give it a try?
>> Isis: We shall.
>> Beetle Blue: You will not
defeat me!
>> Blue Beetle: They will.
>> Suddenly, Beetle Blue's
armor retracts and the
scarab falls off.
>> How are we supposed to say
this?
>> Just read it as it's written.
Lisa does it all the time.
[ in unison ] >> ESNAELC SIHT
NOIPMAHC!
>> Suddenly, Beetle Blue's
armor retracts and the
scarab falls off the back of
its human host.
>> Host-Girl: I'm free. Hey,
what's this?
>> Zatanna: The Helmet of Fate?
No, don't put that on!
>> Blue Beetle: Uh-oh. Too late.
[ in unison ] >> Silence!
We are Nabu, Lord of Order.
>> Vandal Savage: Finally!
My Lord of Order has awakened!
>> Isis: Power radiates off
this Nabu in waves!
But I know one who can be of
service.
From Avalon, I summon Thoth!
>> Thoth: Thoth, the God of
Wisdom has answered your
call, oh Mighty Isis.
This woman is being used as an
avatar of great
Nabu's power.
And I'm something of an expert
on avatars.
>> Aang: Hi, my name's Aang.
[ in unison ] >> NOT THAT KIND
OF AVATAR!
>> Sully: And I'm Sully.
Anyone seen Neytiri?
[ in unison ] >> NOT THAT KIND
EITHER!
>> Thoth: I can sever the bond
between Nabu and his
avatar using these mystic tanna
leaves.
[ in unison ] >> You think you
can thwart Fate with leaves?!
>> Thoth: With leaves and the
power of Isis, Osiris and Set!
>> Isis: The power is yours!
>> Captain Planet: Did someone
call Captain Planet?
[ in unison ] >> NO!
>> Thoth: Then by the power of
Isis, Osiris and Set,
I order you to leave that body!
[ in unison ] >> Nooooooo!
>> Host-Girl: You did it! I'm
free!
And trust me, that's the last
time I pick up a
scarab or a helmet or --
Hey, look at that ring.
It looks absolutely precious!
>> Vandal Savage: Lord of
Order, my foot.
Next time, I'm totally going
with a Lord of Chaos.
>> Thoth: You know that worked
even better than I
thought it would.
I better write all this down in
a scroll.
>> Blue Beetle notices that
Zatanna has tears in her eyes.
>> Thoth: Wait, before we move
on, I just want to
make it clear that I'll be
writing the Scroll of Thoth.
>> Yes, you said that already.
>> Thoth: And I'll be hiding it
in a secret Temple
of Anubis inside the Sphinx.
>> If you say so.
>> Thoth: That's an obscure
callback to the
Gargoyles episode "Grief."
And I just wanted to make sure
everyone got it.
For I am Thoth, Bringer of
Wisdom!
>> Isis: Also known as Thoth,
Bringer of Obscure
Geek Trivia!
>> Thoth: What's your point?
>> Moving. On.
>> Blue Beetle: Zatanna, it's
all right!
We did it.
That host-girl is free of
Doctor Fate.
>> Zatanna: I know.
>> Blue Beetle: Then why are
you crying?
>> Zatanna: Because I think I
finally know how to
release my father.
>> Teth-Adam: So, a new
disciple has been chosen by
the
d-whose-name-must-not-be-spoken.
>> Captain Marvel: Voldemort?
>> Teth-Adam: No! Shaz --
Ah, ah, ah. Very clever.
I say the wizard's name and
revert back to my mortal
self, leaving you to triumph.
But Teth-Adam cannot be fooled
so easily.
>> Captain Marvel: You were one
syllable away from
being fooled so easily.
>> Teth-Adam: Never mind that!
Time to fight!
>> Finally, some punches are
thrown.
And Captain Marvel seems to be
getting the worst of it.
For some reason, he's only a
third as powerful as
Teth-Adam.
>> Teth-Adam: Your Power of
Zeus pales in comparison
to my Power of Amon!
>> Captain Marvel: Maybe.
But I also have the Wisdom of
Solomon!
>> Teth-Adam: And you think
this wisdom will let you
triumph over Teth-Adam?
>> Captain Marvel: You know in
my day, you had
another name: BLACK Adam!
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Teth-Adam: Wait, what's
going on?
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
>> Black Manta slowly rises out
of the bubbling
water of his hot tub.
>> Manta Trooper: Manta's guest
tonight: Black Adam.
>> Black Manta: Man, get in the
tub.
>> Teth-Adam: What? Why?
>> Black Manta: Get in the tub,
man.
>> Teth-Adam: Fine!
>> Adam sits in the tub beside
Manta.
>> Manta Trooper: Ladies and
gentlemen, what will
they talk about?
>> Black Manta: Zap.
>> Teth-Adam: ARGGGGHH!
>> Oh, my god!
Manta has just blasted Adam
with his eye-beams.
Black Adam is dust!
>> Manta Trooper: Thanks for
watching!
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: Now, back to
our story.
>> Captain Marvel: Wisdom. Of.
Solomon.
>> With most of the Cosmos
neutralized, Vandal
Savage and Doc Ock are left
alone to face Kid Flash,
Wolf, Angela, Spider-Man,
Prince Khufu and Princess
Chay-Ara.
>> Prince Khufu: You are
outnumbered, Savage.
>> Vandal Savage: But never
overmatched.
>> Doc Ock: Indeed.
But perhaps discretion is the
better part of valor?
>> Vandal Savage: Oooh.
I like that quotation.
Mind if I use it?
>> Doc Ock: You could.
Or we could both use this time
travel device to
escape and wreak havoc on the
timestream!
>> Kid Flash: Yeah, no!
>> In a flash, Bart Allen
streaks in and snags the
time machine away from Ock.
>> Kid Flash: Yoink!
>> And almost as quickly,
Spider-Man shoots a web at Ock
>> Spider-Man: Thwip! >> -- and
yanks him forward, --
>> Spider-Man: Yank!
>> -- into a haymaker that
knocks the eight-limbed
scientist out.
>> Spider-Man: Punch!
[ Doc Ock moaning ]
>> Kid Flash: Now, that guy's
feeling the mode. [ Wolf barks ]
>> Spider-Man: Wait!
Kid Flash!
What are you doing?!
>> Kid Flash: I'm dismantling
this time travel
device before it causes any
more trouble.
>> Spider-Man: No!
You're dismantling it before it
can take us home!
We're trapped in the past!
>> Kid Flash: Whoops.
Now, I guess we're feeling the
mode.
>> Prince Khufu: Vandal Savage,
I banish thee from Egypt!
>> Vandal Savage: That's my
punishment? Banishment?
>> Prince Khufu: Yes.
As long as I live, you are
unwelcome in this land.
>> Vandal Savage: Not much of a
big picture guy, are
you, Koof? Okay, fine. Color me
gone.
>> Prince Khufu: There.
I'm sure Savage will never
cause anyone any trouble
ever again.
>> Kid Flash: Well, one can
dream.
>> And so the conflict ends.
The reign of Khufu and Chay-Ara
is preserved, at
least for now.
But our intrepid time travelers
are still lost in time.
>> Aqualad: You cannot repair
this device?
>> Kid Flash: No, sorry.
I did too crash a job taking it
apart.
>> Doc Ock: Then you fools have
trapped us in the
past forever!
>> Spider-Man: Manners, Doc.
If you can't speak until you're
spoken to, I might
have to thwip your mouth shut.
>> Doc Ock: Don't you get your
goop in my mouth.
>> Black Cat: Hey, that's my
line!
>> Spider-Man: Ugh. 
And it only gets more
disturbing when he says it.
>> Wonder Girl: What do we do?
>> Aqualad: Zatanna, your magic.
>> Zatanna: Isn't powerful
enough to move us through time.
Even with the help of the gods.
>> Blue Beetle: Then we really
are trapped here?
>> Angela: All of you worry too
much.
>> Captain Marvel: We do?
>> Angela: Yes.
For sometimes the timestream
provides.
>> Wonder Girl: It does? How do
you know?
>> Angela: Because of something
Brooklyn and Katana
said to me before I left the
castle this evening.
>> Suddenly, the great burning
Phoenix materializes
before them.
>> Brooklyn: Angela!
What are you doing here?!
>> Katana: Angela?
This is the Angela who broke
your heart?
>> Angela: I what?!
>> Brooklyn: Nothing, nothing.
There must be a problem with
the translation spell.
>> Zatanna: I don't think so.
>> Brooklyn: I'm telling you
there is.
>> Zatanna: Okay, sure, why not?
[ Fu-Dog barks ]
>> Fu-Dog: Boy, these humans
and gargoyles sure get
flustered easily.
[ Wolf barks ] >> Wolf: Tell me
about it.
Man, if I could talk, I'd teach
them all a thing or two.
>> Fu-Dog: Squirrel!
>> Wolf: Where?!
>> Brooklyn: Are we home?
This doesn't look like
Manhattan.
>> Angela: It's not. It's
ancient Egypt.
But where's Gnash and Egwardo?
>> Brookln: Gnash and what now?
>> Angela: Your -- oh, wait.
You must not have had them yet.
You do look younger.
>> Katana: What is she talking
about?
>> Angela: Your future. My past.
I'm here to tell you not to
give up hope.
And I better not tell you
anything more, except the
date of my departure. July 2nd,
2016.
Now, shall we be going?
I need to get back to Manhattan
and Broadway?
>> Brooklyn: Angela, it's not
that simple.
We can't control the Phoenix.
>> Angela: I'm guessing you
won't have to.
>> Just then, the Phoenix
reappears!
>> Computer: Huzzah!
G.P.S. is back online.
Star City.
July 2nd.
23:16.
>> The ganglord Brick is about
to pull the crime of
the century.
>> Brick: Okay, men. Time for
our big score!
>> Khary: Just a second.
You're introducing a new
villain?
Now?
>> Had to.
No choice.
>> Khary: Why?
>> Becuase a certain Mr. Khary
Payton insisted in
his CONvergence contract that
this radio play would
include EVERY character he ever
portrayed on Young Justice.
And that's not all.
>> Cyborg: Booyah!
>> Brick: Oh, no.
Cyborg is here to catch Brick.
But he will never be able to do
it alone.
>> Aqualad: But he is not alone.
>> Suddenly, the Phoenix
appears and our time
traveling heroes emerge.
>> Cyborg: Booyah!
>> Any more complaints,
superstar?
>> Khary: No, no.
Khary on.
>> Thanks.
>> Khary: See what I did there?
Khary on?
Khary Payt-on?
>> Yes, I get it.
>> He just wrote that he wrote
something very clever.
I just want everyone to know
that.
>> Moving on.
Once Brick and Doctor Octopus
are deposited in Belle
Reve and Ravencroft
respectively, the members
of the Team -- 
>> Spider-Man: Plus their
friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man. 
>> Captain Marvel: And don't
forget Captain Marvel
and Zatanna! 
>> Yes, all of them confer.
All 68 of them or however many
of there are.
>> Kid Flash: What now,
fearless leader?
>> Aqualad: Hm.
I have an idea. Follow me.
>> Cyborg: Booyah!
>> And so, one last time, let's
return to...
[ singing in unison ] >> Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub!
>> Manta Trooper: With your
host, Black Manta!
Manta's guest tonight:
Blaqualad.
>> Black Manta: His name is
Kaldur'ahm.
Do not disrespect my son!
>> Manta Trooper: Sorry, boss.
Just trying to put the old
Black Manta spin on things.
>> Black Manta: Let's just get
started.
>> Manta turns toward the hot
tub.
Only to find it occupied by
Kaldur'ahm, Victor
Stone, Bart Allen, Cassie
Sandsmark, Zatanna Zatara,
Billy Batson, Jaime Reyes,
Angela and Peter Parker,
all in swimwear.
>> Aqualad: Hello, Father.
I assumed you would not mind if
my friends and I
used your hot tub.
>> Black Manta: No. I don't.
Mind. One. Bit.
>> Aqualad: Thank you, Father.
Your cooperation is appreciated.
>> Cyborg: Booyah!
>> Black Manta: Wrap it up.
[ singing ] Who do you know
with his own Hot Tub Show?
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
[ all singing ] >> Black Manta!
>> Gargoyles.
The Spectacular Spider-Man.
Young Justice. Black
Manta's Celebrity Hot Tub.
Never the end.
ALL RISE to take a bow!
[ Applause ]
[ Applause ]
>> And, now, ladies and
gentlemen, let me introduce
you to the CONvergence players.
As Captain Planet, Gabriella.
[ Applause ]
>> Stand up.
>> As Sully, Dirk.
[ Applause ]
As Aang, Corey.
[ Applause ]
As Goliath, Onday.
[ Applause ]
As Black Canary, Emily.
[ Applause ]
As Black Beetle, Tim.
[ Applause ]
As Hippolyta, Jill.
As Arion, Jason.
[ Applause ]
As Green Lantern, Brian.
[ Applause ]
As Fu-Dog, Corrine.
[ Applause ]
As Princess Chay-Ara, Rachel.
As Katana, Jess.
[ Applause ]
As Nabu, Taylor.
[ Applause ]
As the Justice League Computer,
Ashley.
[ Applause ]
As Wolf, David.
[ Applause ]
As Prince Khufu, Ty.
[ Applause ]
As Brooklyn, Dan.
[ Applause ]
As Beetle Blue, the Host Girl,
Rachel.
[ Applause ]
As Wonder Girl, Kara.
[ Applause ]
As Teth-Adam, Black Adam, Steve.
As Thoth, Anthony.
[ Applause ]
As Liz -- I'm sorry -- as Isis,
Liz.
[ Applause ]
As Captain Marvel, Steven.
[ Applause ]
As Carl Sagan, James.
[ Applause ]
As Neil deGrasse Tyson, James.
[ Applause ]
As James Kakalios, James.
[ Laughter ]
As Dr. Octopus, Dave.
[ Applause ]
As Blue Beetle, Lucas.
[ Applause ]
As Maggie the Cat, Tanya.
[ Applause ]
As Cheshire, Laura.
[ Applause ]
As Vandal Savage, Melissa.
[ Applause ]
As Black Cat, Wendy.
[ Applause ]
As Angela, Kirstie.
[ Applause ]
As Spider-Man, Peter Parker,
Nick.
[ Applause ]
As Kid Flash, Clarence.
[ Applause ]
As Zatanna, Alana.
[ Applause ]
As the Manta Trooper,
Christopher.
[ Applause ]
As Brick, Khary.
As Cyborg, Khary.
As Black Lightning, Khary.
As Black Manta, Khary.
As Aqualad, Khary.
As Khary, Khary.
My name is Greg Weisman, I've
been your narrator.
Thank you so much for attending.
[ Applause ]
Now, go away!
[ Laughter ]
