
Italian: 
16: I media fisici sono eterni,
comprate i Laserdisc.
YAMCHA: Di-co soltanto, so che è stata copiata,
ma era comunque bella musica, no?
BULMA: Sì, perché era stata copiata
da artisti migliori.
CRILIN: E la musica del doppiaggio?
YAMCHA: Oh bene, cominciamo
con quella polemica—
— VEGETA: Freeza è qui!
— CRILIN: C*zzo!
PICCOLO: Oh mio Dio!
GOHAN: Moriremo tutti!
FREEZA: Esatto, brutti stronzi!
Questa è la mia resurrezione!
E ora verrete tutti F—
CRILIN: Quindi, che ci fai qui?
TRUNKS: Sono qui perché non abbiamo
una fanbase femminile.
Beh, ce l’hai adesso…
TRUNKS: DEVI ESSERE FERMATA!
GOKU: Ehi, ragazzi!
Sono tornato e mi sono disintossicato.
TRUNKS: Goku, l’Armata del Fiocco Rosso
è tornata e—
GOKU: Ho visto solo Z, chi sono?
— TRUNKS: Ascolta, io vengo da futuro.
— GOKU: Wow.

English: 
ANDROID 16: Physical media is forever!
Buy LaserDisc!
YAMCHA: I-I'm just saying, I know it was stolen but it was still good music, right?
BULMA: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists.
KRILLIN: What about the dub score?
YAMCHA: Oh yeah, let's start THAT flame war.
VEGETA: FREEZA'S HERE!
KRILLIN: F*CK!
PICCOLO: OH MY GOD!
GOHAN: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
MECHA FREEZA: That's right, buttholes!
This is my resurrection!
And you're all about to get F—
[squelch]
And you're all about to get F—
[squelching]
[blade clinks]
[nudge]
[another nudge]
[metal squealing]
[finishes]
[blood gushing]
KRILLIN: ...WOO!
[blood gushing]
*POP* ♪ DRAGON SOUL! ♫
KRILLIN: So, what's your deal?
FUTURE TRUNKS: I'm here because
we have no female fanbase.
BULMA: Well, you do now~
FUTURE TRUNKS: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!
[explosion]
GOKU: Hey, guys!
I'm back and I'm off my meds!
FUTURE TRUNKS: Goku!
The Red Ribbon Army has returned and—
GOKU: Only saw Z, who dat?
FUTURE TRUNKS: Listen!
I'm from the future,
GOKU: Whoa.

Spanish: 
Androide 16:  Los formatos físicos son para siempre, compra Laserdisc.
Yamcha: Solo digo, sé que fue robada, pero aun así fue buena música, ¿verdad?
Bulma: Ajá, porque fue robada de mejores artistas.
Krillin: ¿Y qué tal la versión remix?
Yamcha: Oh sí, vamos a iniciar *ése* debate .
Vegeta: ¡FREEZER ESTÁ AQUÍ!
Krillin: ¡M*ERDA!
Picoro: ¡OH POR DIOS!
Gohan: ¡TODOS VAMOS A MORIR!
Mecha Freezer: ¡Es correcto, caras de culo!
Mecha Freezer: ¡Esta es mi resurrección!
Mecha Freezer: ¡Y TODOS USTEDES ESTÁN POR SER JO-
Krillin: ¡WOOO!
-POP-
-POP-
-DRAGON SOUL!-
Krillin: Así que... ¿Qué haces aqui?
Trunks: Estoy aquí porque no tenemos ninguna fangirl.
Bulma: Bien, tú tienes una ahora.
Trunks: Necesitas ser detenida.
Gokú: ¡Hey chicos!
Gokú: ¡Regresé y estoy sin mis medicamentos!
Trunks: Gokú, la Patrulla Roja está de regreso y-
Gokú: Solo me vi Z, ¿quiénes son esos?
Trunks: Escúchame, soy del futuro.
Gokú: Woah...

English: 
ANDROID 16: Physical media is forever, buy Laserdisc.
(These are joke subtitles, if you need accurate ones, go to the regular English one)
YAMCHA: I-I'm just saying, I know it was stolen but it was still good music, right?
(Damn just 7 seconds in and shade has already been thrown)
BULMA: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists.
KRILLIN: What about the dub score?
YAMCHA: Oh yeah, let's start *that* flame war.
VEGETA: FREEZA'S HERE!
KRILLIN: F*CK!
PICCOLO: OH MY KAMI!
GOHAN: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
MECHA FREEZA: That's right, assholes!
PROFANITY FILTER: That's right, B U T T H O L E S !
RESURRECTION F: This is my resurrection!
AND YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET F-
(A moment of silence for all the lost jokes here)
"Killing people vertically is like the funniest thing to me." -Kirran: February 16, 2016
BUTTHOLE: WOOOOO!!!
[Dragon Soul!]
(Hey if you listen closely, you can hear the pop sound for instant transmission!)
KRILLIN: So, what's your deal?
VIOLENT SAVIOR: I'm here because we have no female fanbase.
ALABAMA: Well you do now~
(Always say no to incest kids, even if we are a product of it)
ERIC VALE: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED.
IDIOT ALIEN: Hey guys!
I'm back and I'm off my meds!
(Is that why he didn't take the heart medicine for three years?)
HERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FEMALE FANBASE: Goku! (Seriously he should be dead if that were the case)
The Red Ribbon Army has returned and—
80% OF THE FANBASE: Only saw Z, who dat?
TRUNKS: Listen!
I'm from the future, (M. NIGHT SHAMALYAN: What a twist!)
GOKU: Woah!

iw: 
16: מדיה פיזית לתמיד! תקנו לייזר דיסק!
אני רק אומר, אני יודע שזה גנוב אבל זה עדיין מוזיקה טובה, נכון?
כן, כי זה גנוב מאומנים טובים יותר
מה לגבי ציון הדאב?
אה כן, בואו נתחיל עם המלחמה הזאת
פריזה כאן!
שיט!
אלוהים ישמור!
כולנו הולכים למות!!!
זה נכון, חורי תחת (אפסים)
זאת התחייה שלי!
פריזה: וכולכם הולכים להז---
 
(איי)
ווהווווו...
[נשמת הדרקון!]
אז מה הקטע שלך?
אני כאן כי אין לנו נקבות
טוב עכשיו יש לך...
(הקאה)
את צריכה להעצר!
(חלללאאאאאחח)
היי חבר'ה
חזרתי ונגמרו לי התרופות
גוקו! הצבא האדום חזר ו־
ראיתי רק Z, מי זה?
תקשיב, אני מהעתיד
וואו

Korean: 
피지컬 미디어는 영원하다
레이저디스크를 사라
그냥 말하는 건데
표절은 맞지만 여전히 노래는 좋잖아? 그치?
그치, 노래 더 잘 만드는 사람한테서 훔쳤잖아
점수는 어때?
그래, 그걸로 키배 좀 해 보자
프리저 왔다!!
씨X!!
오 마이 갓!
우린 다 죽었어요!!
그렇다! 빵꾸똥꾸들!
나는 부활했도다!
그리고 너희들을 전부 ㅈ-!!
호우~!!
드래~곤~ 소울~!!
넌 무슨 역할이야?
이 만화엔 여성 팬이 없어서 나왔어요
내가 돼 줄게
제발 그만 좀 하세요!
안녕!
나 돌아왔고, 약 다 먹었어!
오공 씨, 레드리본 군단이 돌아왔
Z밖에 안 봤는데, 누구야?
잘 들어요!
전 미래에서 왔구요
와우

French: 
C-16: Les médias physiques sont éternels, achetez des Laserdisc !
YAMCHA: C-c'est juste pour dire que, je sais que ça a été volé, mais c'était quand même de la bonne musique, non ?
BULMA: Ouais, parce qu'elle a été volée à de meilleurs artistes.
KRILLIN: On peut parler de la musique de doublage ?
YAMCHA: Oh ouais, démarrons *cette* guerre d'arguments.
VEGETA: FREEZA EST LA !
KRILLIN: M*rde !
PICCOLO: OH MON DIEU !
GOHAN: ON VA TOUS MOURIR !
MECHA FREEZA: Exactement, TROUDUCS.
C'est ma résurrection !
Et vous êtes tous sur le point de vous faire B-
(Rip)
(Lentement mais surement)
(ça coince dans l'acier)
(Allez, abrège ses et nos souffrances)
(Merci)
*Grosse giclée de sang*
KRILLIN: WOO!
*POP* [Dragon Soul!]
KRILLIN: Donc, c'est quoi ton délire ?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Je suis ici parce que nous n'avons pas de fanbase féminine.
BULMA: Tu en as une maintenant~
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: TU DOIS ÊTRE ARRÊTÉE !
(Boom)
GOKU: Hé les gars !
Je suis de retour et sans médocs.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Goku, l'Armée du Ruban Rouge est de retour et-
GOKU: J'ai seulement vu Z, c'qui ?
(ptdr c ki)
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Écoute, je viens du futur.
GOKU: Woah.

English: 
FROM THE FUTURE: Bulma and Vegeta are my mom and dad, (M. NIGHT SHAMALAN: *twistgasm*
GOKU: 'Kay...
RACIST: and two "Androids" are going to show up to murder you all in three years!
GOKU: Woah! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
TRUNKS: Here's some heart medication. Don't not take it.
(What?) [Do not not take it, is that clear?]
GOKU: But will I?
[RON HOWARD: He didn't.] (...After not taking it for 3 years and almost dying)
TRUNKS: Alright, I'm out.
Bye, mom!
FUTURE MOM: What did he just-
(How did she hear him?)
TRUNKS: Haha, just kidding, hah look at Vegeta's stupid shirt! (It is stupid)
ONLY SERIOUS CHARACTER: More like Saiyan pride *parade*. Am I right?
(Thank Dende it's not June anymore Tien, you would have been eviscerated)
TOTALLY NOT GAY, TRUST ME: I'm now going to breed the nearest female just to prove you wrong.
(Chaozu and Puar are spooked...wait what gender was Puar?) [Female] {<Ah shit I don't like where this is going}
NEAREST FEMALE: Oh, cool.
(This makes more sense then the reason they got together in the show)
PICCOLO: Should we be worried about the androids? (Not the ones you'll see 1 timelapse later)
SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THE ANDRIODS: Prolly.
SPONGEBOB NARRATOR: Three years later...
FANBASE: FILLER!
IDIOT: GUYS! It's *a* set of Androids!
GOKU: And Yamcha's here.
YAMCHA: I am?
(sadly)
YAMCHA BUT WITH HOLE IN HIM: BLGGH
GOKU: Yamcha's yamcha'd!
DEAD: No, I'm not!
DR. GERO [ANDROID 20]: Come on, you-! Blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve...
NOT: *pitiful cry*
DUMBASS: Need some help?
(Are you offering advice on how to penetrate people, or recover from being penetrated, 'cause you got experience in both.)
OLD DUDE: HOW DARE YOU!
Nineteen! Kill him!
(Rude. All he did was offer to help)
*INSTANT TRANSMISSION*
(Or what we call another TFS timelapse)
GOKU: Ah my heart!
(But he hit you on the head...also when did all of you change location?)
Oblegh...
GOHAN: Dad's yamcha'd!
DEAD: No I'm not!
NOT: AAUGH!
(Why do the only fat people in this show violently sit on people?)
DR. GERO: Either the heart attack is going to kill him, or my Android is!
Either way, victory for Gero-
ANDROID 19: Shit.

Spanish: 
Trunks: Bulma y Vegeta son mi mamá y mi papá.
Gokú: Okey..
Trunks: ¡Y dos "androides" aparecerán y los matarán a todos ustedes en 3 años!
Gokú: ¡Woah! ¡Estás tratando que me dé un ataque al corazón?
Trunks: Aquí tienes medicina para el corazón.
Trunks: No niegues el tomarla
Gokú: Pero. 
¿lo haré?...
Trunks: ¡Muy bien, me voy!
Trunks: ¡Adiós mamá!
Bulma: ¿Cómo me acaba de-?
Trunks: Jejeje, solo bromeo, ¡miren la estúpida camisa de Vegeta!
Ten: Mejor dicho el "desfile del orgullo saiyajin", ¿no?
Vegeta: Ahora voy a reproducirme con la hembra más cercana, solo para probar que te equivocas.
Bulma: Oh genial.
Picoro: ¿Deberíamos preocuparnos por los androides?
Gokú: Probablemente.
// - Tres Años Más Tarde - //
Niña: -Llorando-
-DED-
Gokú: ¡Chicos!¡ Es *un* par de "androides"!
Gokú: Y Yamcha está aqui.
Yamcha: ¿Lo estoy?!
Yamcha: ¡Mmrgh!
Gokú: ¡YAMCHA ESTÁ MUERTO!
Yamcha(Ahogado): No lo estoy..
Doctor Gero / Androide 20: Vamos pedazo de-
Malditas costillas, se atoraron en mi manga..!
Yamcha: *Chillido*
Gokú: ¿Necesitas ayuda?
Doctor Gero: ¡¿Cómo te atreves?!
Doctor Gero: ¡19, Mátalo!
Gokú: ¡Agh!
Gokú: ¡Ah, mi corazón!
Gohan: ¡Papá está muerto!
Gokú: No lo estoy...
Doctor Gero: ¡O lo mata el ataque al corazón o lo va a matar mi androide!
Doctor Gero: De cualquier manera; Victoria para Gero-
Androide 19: M*erda.

French: 
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Bulma et Végéta sont ma mère et mon père,
GOKU: 'Kay...
TRUNKS DU FUTUR : et deux "Cyborgs" vont apparaître et tous vous tuer dans trois ans !
GOKU: Woah! Tu essaies de me faire avoir une crise cardiaque ?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Voici des médicaments pour le cœur.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Oublie de ne pas les prendre.
GOKU: Mais le ferais-je ?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Bien, je me barre.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR (dans la machine temporelle): Au revoir Maman!
BULMA: Attendez, qu'est qu'il vient ju-
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Ehah, je rigole, regardez la stupide chemise de Végéta !
TENSHINHAN: Plutôt la *parade* de la fierté Saiyanne. Pas vrai ?
VEGETA: Je vais maintenant me reproduire avec la femelle la plus proche juste pour prouver que tu as tort.
BULMA: Oh, cool.
PICCOLO: Devrions-nous nous inquiéter à propos des cyborgs ?
GOKU: P't-être.
Trois ans plus tard.
ENFANT: *pleure*
(Rip)
GOKU: Les gars! C'est un *ensemble* de cyborgs !
GOKU (hors-champ): Et Yamcha est là !
YAMCHA: Je le suis !?
BLGGH
GOKU: Yamcha est mort !
YAMCHA (Étouffé): Non je ne le suis pas...
DR. GERO [C-20]: Allez, sale- ! Des fichues côtes se sont accrochées à mes manches !
YAMCHA: *gémit*
GOKU: Besoin d'aide ?
DR. GERO: Comment oses-tu !
19, tue-le !
GOKU: Agh !
Ah, mon cœur !
Oblegh...
GOHAN: Papa est mort !
GOKU: Non je ne le suis pas...
AAUGH!
DR. GERO: Soit la crise cardiaque ou mon cyborg le tuera !
Dans tout les cas, victoire pour Gero-
C-19: Merde.

English: 
FUTURE TRUNKS: Bulma and Vegeta
are my mom and dad,
GOKU: 'Kay...
FUTURE TRUNKS: and two "Androids" are going
to show up to murder you all in three years!
GOKU: Whoa! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
FUTURE TRUNKS: Here's some heart medication.
Don't not take it.
GOKU: ...But will I?
FUTURE TRUNKS: Alright, I'm out.
[engine noises]
Bye, mom!
BULMA: What did he just—
FUTURE TRUNKS [chuckling]: Just kidding!
Hah, look at Vegeta's stupid shirt!
[teleports]
TENSHINHAN: More like
"Saiyan pride parade", am I right?
VEGETA: I'm now going to breed the
nearest female just to prove you wrong.
BULMA: Oh, cool.
PICCOLO: Should we be worried about the Androids?
GOKU: Prolly.
[fire and people screaming]
CRYING CHILD: FILLER—!
[crush]
GOKU: Guys!
It's 𝙖 set of "Androids"!
And Yamcha's here.
YAMCHA: I am?!
YAMCHA: [squealing]
GOKU: Yamcha's dead!
YAMCHA [muffled]: No, I'm not...!
[fisting noises]
DR. GERO: Come on, you...!
[fisting noises]
Blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve!
[fisting noises]
YAMCHA: [crying]
GOKU: Need some help?
DR. GERO: How dare you!
Nineteen, kill him!
GOKU: Agh!
Ah, my heart!
Oblegh...
GOHAN: Dad's dead!
GOKU: No, I'm not...
AAUGH!
DR. GERO: Either the heart attack is
going to kill him, or my Android is!
Either way, victory for Gero—
ANDROID 19: Shit.

Italian: 
—TRUNKS: Bulma e Vegeta sono i miei genitori,
—GOKU: Ok…
TRUNKS: E due "androidi" spunteranno fuori
per uccidervi tutti tra tre anni!
GOKU: Uoh! Stai cercando
di farmi venire un infarto?
TRUNKS: Ecco delle medicine per il cuore, 
ma non non prenderle.
GOKU: Ma lo farò?
TRUNKS: Ok, me ne vado.
Ciao mamma!
BULMA: Che cosa ha dett—
TRUNKS: Eheh, scherzavo, ha! Guardate quella 
stupida camicia di Vegeta!
TENSING: Si potrebbe quasi dire una parata
dell’orgoglio Saiyan, non ho ragione?
(si intende al gay pride)
VEGETA: Ora ingraviderò la femmina
più vicina, solo per darti torto.
BULMA: Oh, bene.
PICCOLO: Dovremmo preoccuparci 
degli androidi?
GOKU: Forse.
— Tre anni dopo —
GOKU: Ragazzi! Sono UNA coppia androidi!
E Yamcha è qui.
YAMCHA: Davvero?!
Yamcha è morto!
YAMCHA: No, non lo sono…
GERO: Andiamo, dai! Mi si è impigliata la manica
in una cavolo di costola..
GOKU: Serve una mano?
GERO: Come ti permetti?
19, uccidilo!
GOKU: Ah, il mio cuore!
GOHAN: Papà è morto!
No, non lo sono…
GERO: O l’infarto lo ucciderà
o lo farà il mio androide!
— In ogni caso, vittoria per Gero-
—19: Merda.

Korean: 
부르마와 베지터가 제 부모님이에요
글쿠나
그리고 3년 뒤에 인조인간 둘이 나타나
전부 죽일 거에요
워! 내게 심장마비라도 오게 하려는 거니?
여기 심장약 있어요
절대 안 먹지 마세요
과연 그럴까...?
그럼 전 갈게요
안녕, 엄마!
방금 뭐라고 했
하하하, 농담!
베지터 옷 찐따같대요!!
사이어인 프라이드 잔치다, 그치?
제일 가까운 여성과 번식해
그 말이 틀렸다는 걸 보여주지
오케이
인조인간 걱정 해야 할까?
아마도
3년 후
얘들아! 인조인간 한 세트야!
야무챠도 있어
나도?
야무챠가 죽었어!
아닌데헤잉ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
이런! 이 자식 갈비뼈에
내 옷소매가 꼈잖아!
ㅠ
도와줄까?
어딜 감히!
19호! 죽여라!
아야!
악, 내 심장!
으헥
아빠가 죽었어요!
아닌데...
뜨아악!!
심장병으로 죽거나, 내 인조인간에게 죽겠지!
어쨌든, 게로 박사의 승ㄹ
미친

iw: 
בולמה ו־וג'יטה הם האמא והאבא שלי
קיי...
ושני "אנדרואידים” הולכים להופיע ולרצוח את כולכם בעוד שלוש שנים!
וואו! אתה מנסה לגרום  לי להתקף לב?
הינה תרופות ללב, אל. תיקח. אותן.
אבל אולי כן...
אוקיי, אני יוצא
ביי אמא
רגע, מה הוא־
אה, רק צוחק, תסתכלי על החולצה המטופשת של של וג׳יטה!
יותר כמו מצעד הגאווה הסאייני, נכון?
עכשיו אני הולך להזדווג עם הנקבה הקרובה ביותר רק כדי להוכיח שאתה טועה
אה, קול
לא כדאי שנהיה מודאגים בנוגע לאנדרואידים?
כנראה
*ילדה בוכה*
חבר'ה, זה צמד אנדרואידים!
היי, יאמצ׳ה כאן
יאמצ׳ה: באמת!?
 
יאמצ׳ה מת!
לא אני לא!
נו באמת איתך! הצלעות הארורות נתפסו בשרוול שלי...
*יאמצ׳ה בוכה*
צריך עזרה?
איך אתה מעז!
19, תהרוג אותו!
 
גוקו: אה! הלב שלי!
 
אבא מת!
לא אני לא...
אההה!
או ההתקף לב, או האנדרואיד שלי הולך להרוג אותו!
בכל מקרה, ניצחון לג׳ירו־
שיט.

Korean: 
베지터는 살아있다!!
오리지널밖에 안 봤는데, 누구야?
내힘을봐봐!!!!
이건 예상하지 못 했는데
두려움을 느끼나!?
쪼끔?
빠칭어~~~타~~~~끄아!!!!!!
씨팔
아빠, 난 사람이 되고 싶어요
이제 네가 있던 곳으로 보내 주지
늙은이는 장례식장으로!
어, 아 젠장
늙은이 치곤 빠르군
걱정 마
연구실을 찾았어!
X팔! 어떻게 찾은 거지!?
다행히 인조인간이 2개나 더 있단다!
원래부터 이 스토리의
한 부분이었던 인조인간들이다
그래....처음부터 있었지!!
이제
깨우도록 하겠다!
괄목하라!
이몸의 2등급 걸작품들이다!!
뭔 뜻이래, X발
몰라, 이게 최곤가 본데?
아냐! 그거 절대 깨우지 마!
풉, 싫은데
진정해 짜샤!
싫어!

Italian: 
Vegeta… VIVE!
GERO: Ho visto solo Dragon Ball,
chi è questo?
VEGETA: AMMIRALAMIAFORZAH
GERO: Credo di essermi
impreparato a questo.
—VEGETA: Sei paura?!
—GERO: Più o meno!
BAZINGA ATTACK, AH!
Cazzo.
19: Padre, vorrei essere
un bambino vero…
VEGETA: E ora mettiamo il vecchio
in una casa…
Una casa funeraria! Io—
Ah! Ah, merda.
Cavolo, corre veloce
per essere un vecchietto.
CRILIN: Non preoccuparti,
ho trovato il suo laboratorio!
GERO: C*zzo! Hanno trovato
il mio laboratorio!
Ma per fortuna
ho altri due androidi.
Gli androidi originali che hanno
sempre fatto parte della storia.
Esatto, fin dall’inizio!
E ora, li risveglierò!
Ammirate la mia
seconda miglior creazione!
17: Che c*zzo vuol dire?
18: Non so, forse intende questo…
GERO: No! Non svegliatelo
per qualche motivo!
18: Tch. Lo farò.
TRUNKS: NYYAAAHHH!
17: Amico! Datti una calmata!
TRUNKS: No!

English: 
VEGETA: VEGETA...
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REAL ONE: Only saw Dragon Ball, who dis?
(That is strangely accurate)
Lives: BEHOLDMEPOWAH!
UNDER PREPARED FOR THIS: I feel like I under prepared for this.
VEGETA: DO YOU AFRAID!?
AFRAID: KIND OF!?
SHELDON COOPER: BAZINGAAAA
VEGETA: BAZINGATTAAAAAKUH!
ANDROID 19: Fuck.
(April fools is over TFS why!!)
FATASS PINOCCHIO: Fra-A-ther, I wish to be a real boy...
VEGETA: And now to put the old man in home:
A funeral home! I-ah, ah shit.
Damn, he runs fast for an old guy.
(Anybody notice Vegeta's hair changes every frame?)
MASTERED INSTANT TRANSMISSION: Don't worry!
I found his lab!
OLD GUY WHO'S LAB WAS FOUND: F*ck! They found my lab!
But luckily I have two more androids.
The original androids that were always a part of this story.
(They really doing mah 🅱oi Android 8 like that)
Yes, from the very beginning!
(Hooray for editors!)
And now, I shall awaken them!
Behold my second greatest creations! (Who's his first greatest creation? Cell? 16? 21? That one Android with the trucker hat?)
SECOND GREATEST CREATION: F*ck's that mean?
OTHER SECOND GREATEST CREATION: I dunno. Maybe he's referring to this?
DR GERO: No! Don't wake him up for some reason!
(What WAS the reason, again?) [Canon wise or abridged wise?] {Canon: He gave Android 16 great power, but didn't want him destroyed so he gave him a gentle personality resulting in a failure. Abridged: He's not properly programed}
ANDROID 18: *SPITS* I'm gonna.
KID WITH A BRAIN: NYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
17: Duuuude! Caaaalm down!
(I guess that blast killed Gero)
DUUUUDE: No!

iw: 
וג׳יטה חייי!
ראיתי רק את דרגון בול, מי זה?
באמהככמכחלכקעחפוההאא!
אני מרגיש שאני לא מוכן לזה
האם אתה מפחד!?
סוג של!?
באזינגאטאקההה!!!
פאק.
אבא, אני רוצה להיות ילד אמיתיייייי...
(פינוקיו)
ועכשיו, לשים את הזקן בבית
בית לוויה! אה, אה שיט...
לעזאזל, הוא רץ מהר בשביל בחור זקן.
לא לדאוג!  מצאתי את המעבדה שלו!
פאק! הם מצאו את המעבדה שלי!
אך למזלי, יש לי עוד שתי אנדרואידים
האנדרואידים המקוריים שהיו תמיד חלק מהסיפור הזה.
כן, מההתחלה!!!
ועכשיו אני אעיר אותם!
תתפלאו מההמצאה השנייה הכי טובה!
מה לעזאזל זה אומר?
לא יודעת. אולי הוא מתכוון לזה?
לא! אל תעירו אותו מסיבות מסוימות
אני אעשה
 
חבוב, תרגע.
לא!

English: 
VEGETA: Vegeta...
VEGETA: Vegeta... LIVES!
DR GERO: Only saw Dragon Ball, who dis?
VEGETA: BEHOLDMAHPOWAH!
DR. GERO: I feel like I underprepared for this.
VEGETA: DO YOU AFRAID?!
DR. GERO: KIND OF?!
VEGETA: BAZINGAATTAC-KUH!
ANDROID 19: Fuck.
[giant explosion]
Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a
Father, I wish to be a 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋  𝚘  𝚢 .  .  .
VEGETA: And now, to put the old man in a home:
A FUNERAL home!
I— Ah...
Ah, shit.
Damn, he runs fast for an old guy.
KRILLIN: Don't worry. I found his lab!
DR. GERO: F*ck! They found my lab!
But luckily, I have two more Androids...
...the original Androids that
were always a part of this story!
Yes, from the very beginning!
And now, I shall awaken them!
Behold:
My second greatest creations!
ANDROID 17: F*ck's that mean?
ANDROID 18: I dunno. Maybe he's referring to this?
DR. GERO: No! Don't wake him up for some reason!
ANDROID 18: Pft... I'm gonna.
FUTURE TRUNKS: NYYAAAAAAAA—!
[explosion]
ANDROID 17: Duuuude!
Caaaalm down!
FUTURE TRUNKS: No!

French: 
VEGETA: Végéta... VIT !
DR GERO: J'ai vu que Dragon Ball, c'qui ?
(ptdr t ki)
VEGETA: PRENEZGARDAMONPOUVOIR
DR GERO: Je sens que je ne me suis pas assez préparé pour ça.
VEGETA: AS-TU EFFRAYÉ !?
DR GERO: UN PEU ?!
VEGETA: BAZINGATTACK-UH !
C-19: Merde.
Pè-È-re, je souhaite être un vrai garçon...
VEGETA: Et maintenant pour mettre le vieil homme dans une maison :
Une maison funéraire ! Je-ah, ah merde.
Bon sang, il court vite pour un vieux.
KRILLIN: Vous inquiétez pas, j'ai trouvé son labo !
DR GERO: P*tain! Ils ont trouvé mon labo !
Mais par chance, j'ai deux autres cyborgs.
Les cyborgs originaux qui ont toujours fait partie de cette histoire !
Oui, depuis le tout début !
Et maintenant, je vais les réveiller !
Contemplez : ma seconde plus grande création !
C-17: Qu'est-ce que ça veut putain de dire ?
C-18: J'sais pas. Peut-être parle-t'il de ça ?
(Non regarde plutôt dans son sous-sol)
DR GERO: Non ! Ne le réveillez pas pour certaines raisons !
C-18: Pff... J'vais l'faire.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: NYYAAAHHHHHH !!!
(Boom)
C-17: Meeeeec ! Caaalme toooii !
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Nan !

Spanish: 
Vegeta: ¡VEGETA.... VÍVE!
Doctor Gero: Solo miré Dragon Ball, ¿quién es este?
Vegeta:¡ Briaaahagahghag!
Doctor Gero: Siento que no me preparé lo suficiente para esto...
Vegeta: ¿Tú estás asustado?!
Doctor Gero: ¡¿Más o menos?!
Vegeta: ¡BAZINGATTACKUH!
Androide 19: Carajo.
Androide 19: Pa-aAa-dre, deseo ser un niño de verdad...
Vegeta: Y ahora a poner al anciano en su casa
Vegeta: ¡En su casa fúnebre!
Vegeta: ¡En su casa fúnebre! Yo-
Vegeta: ¡En su casa fúnebre! Yo- ah..
Vegeta: ¡En su casa fúnebre! Yo- ah.. ah.. Mierda.
Vegeta: Maldición, corre rapido para un anciano.
Krillin: No te preocupes, ¡encontré su laboratorio!
Doctor Gero: ¡CARAJO! ¡ENCONTRARON MI LABORATORIO!
Doctor Gero: Afortunadamente, tengo otros dos "androides"
Doctor Gero: ¡LOS "ANDROIDES" ORIGINALES!
Doctor Gero: LOS "ANDROIDES" ORIGINALES! - Los cuales siempre fueron parte de esta historia.
Doctor Gero: ¡ASÍ ES! ¡DESDE El MISMÍSIMO PRINCIPIO!
Doctor Gero: ¡Y ahora, los voy a despertar!
Doctor Gero: ¡Contemplen! ¡Mis segundas mejores creaciones!
"Androide" 17: ¿Qué m*erda quiere decir con eso?
"Androide" 18: No lo sé, ¿tal vez se refiere a esto?
Doctor Gero: ¡NO! ¡No lo despierten! por alguna razón.
"Androide" 18: Tch, lo voy a hacer.
Trunks: ¡¡¡¡NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
17: ¡Vieeeeejo!
17: ¡Vieeeeejo! ¡relajateeee un poco!
Trunks: ¡NO!

French: 
C-16: Bonjour, je suis C-16, je suis hilarant et vous allez-
oiseaux-oiseaux-oiseaux-Goku !
C-17: Hm. Je l'aime bien !
VEGETA: Hé, sal*pe !
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Whoa Papa !
VEGETA: Quoi ? C'est une sal*pe !
VEGETA: Une sal*perie de sal*pe !
Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire, espèce de grosse sal*pe ?
Tu vas faire ta sal*pe avec ta face de sal*pe et tes bottes de sal*pe et ton
Tu vas faire ta sal*pe avec ta face de sal*pe et tes bottes de sal*pe et ton.
Tu vas faire ta sal*pe avec ta face de sal*pe et tes bottes de sal*pe et ton..
Tu vas faire ta sal*pe avec ta face de sal*pe et tes bottes de sal*pe et ton... vagin?
C-18: (inspire)
DE RETOUR APRES LA PAUSE !
VEGETA: AH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH ! AAAHH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH ! AAAHH ! AAAHH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH ! AAAHH ! AAAHH ! AAAAAHHH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH ! AAAHH ! AAAHH ! AAAAAHHH ! AH !
VEGETA: AH ! AH ! AHH ! BAUUUAGH ! AAAHH ! AAAHH ! AAAAAHHH ! AH ! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH !!!
KRILLIN: Je sens que nous ne sommes pas assez préparés pour ça !
C-17: Hé.
C-17: Ne baise pas ma sœur.
KRILLIN: Oh.
C-18: *BISOUS* Il pourrait.
KRILLIN: Oh !
C-17: Mais ne le fais pas.
KRILLIN: Oh.
C-16: Il veut de la chatte comme je veux Goku.
C-17: Ça sonne un peu gay, mec.
C-16: C'est un peu gay, mec.
PICCOLO: Vous savez qui aurait besoin de développement de personnage ?
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Gohan.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
KRILLIN: Gohan.
TRUNKS DU FUTUR: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
KRILLIN: Gohan.
VEGETA: Le gosse de Kakarot.
 
PICCOLO: MOIIII !!!
PICCOLO: Kami ! Nous devons tuer des adolescents. Et aussi on est potes maintenant.
MR. POPO: J'ai pris de la drogue dans cette scène !

Korean: 
안녕하다 난 16호
난 엄청 웃기고 너희들 모두
새, 새, 새,
손오공!
흠, 마음에 들어
야! X지들아!
헉! 아버지!
왜, X지 맞잖아!
X같은 X지년!
그래서 뭐 어쩔 건데, 허벌보X련아!
그 X지같은 부츠와 보X같은 면상으로
X지같이 굴 거냐!?
잠지련아!?
흐앍
- 곧 돌아올게요^^ -
아악!
학!!
으악!!
우와악!!!
아아흑!!
하아악!!
으아아아!!!
왁!!!
흐아아아아악!!!!!
이건 예상하지 못 했는데!
야
누나랑 떡 치지 마
어우
할 거야!
오호!
안돼
히잉
손오공을 원하는 만큼 넌 떡을 원한다
그거 조금 게이같다
작은 게이다
이번에 성장할 캐릭터가 누구게?
오반 씨요
오반이
오반이지
카카로트네 새끼
나야!!!!
신!
청소년들 죽이러 가자
그리고 이제 우리 멋져
사실 나 이 장면에서 약 빨았뜸!

Spanish: 
Androide 16: Hola, soy el Androide 16
Androide 16: Soy divertido y van a-
Androide 16: aves aves aves Gokú.
17: ¡Hm!...
17: ¡Hm!... Me agrada.
Vegeta: Hey p*ta.
Trunks: ¡Woah! ¡Papá!
Vegeta: ¿Qué?
Vegeta: Ella es una p*ta.
Vegeta: una p*tita muy p*ta
Vegeta: ¡¿Qué piensas hacer al respecto, pedazo de p*ta?!
Vegeta: ¿Vas a hacerte la muy p*ta conmigo?
Vegeta: Con tu cara de p*ta
Vegeta: Y tus botas de p*ta
Vegeta: Y tu...
Vegeta: ¡¿VAGINA?!
Volveremos enseguida.
Horror: Well Shit.
Vegeta: ¡AAAH!
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x2
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x3
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x4
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x5
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x6
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x7
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x8
Vegeta: ¡AAAH! x9
(¡ULTRA COMBOOOO!)
Krillin: ¡Siento que no nos preparamos lo suficiente para esto!
17: Hey.
17: No te cojas a mi hermana.
Krillin: Oh.
18: Mmmmh ~
18: Mmmmh ~
Quizás lo haga ~
HS-Krillin: ¡Oh!
17: Pero no.
Krillin: oow..
16: El quiere coger tanto como yo quiero a Gokú
17: Eso sonó un poco gay, viejo.
16: Es un poco gay, viejo.
Picoro: ¿Saben a quién le vendría bien un poco de desarrollo de personaje?
Trunks: Gohan.
Ten: Gohan.
Krillin: Gohan.
Vegeta; El mocoso de Kakaroto.
Picoro: ¡¡¡A MÍÍÍÍÍ!!!
Picoro: ¡Kami-sama, tenemos que matar a unos adolescentes!
Picoro: Kami-sama, tenemos que matar a unos adolescentes! - También somos amigos ahora.
Lord Popo: ¡ME DROGUÉ EN ÉSTA ESCENA!

iw: 
שלום אני אנדרואיד 16 ואני מצחיק ואתם-
ציפור-ציפור-ציפור-גוקו!
אני מחבב אותו
שלום פ*ת
וואה! אבא!
מה היא באמת פ*ת, פ*ת פ*תי!
מה את הולכת לעשות נגד זה יא פ*ת זקן ענקי!? (תרגום חופשי)
אני הולך לגמור (מבוגרים) על כל עם הפנים המז**  שלך והמגפיים המז***  שלך!
ועל ה...
...
ווג'יינה שלך!
 (הא! נשמע כמו ווג'יטה)
 
אהה!
אה!
אה!!!
אההה!
אאאהההה!!!!
אההההה!!!!
אההה!!!
אההה!!!
אההה!!!
אההה!!!
אני מרגיש שאנחנו לא מוכנים לזה...
הי! אל תדפוק את אחותי
או...
או שכן
או!
אבל אל.
או...
הוא רוצה פ*ת כמו שאני רוצה את גוקו
זה נשמה קצת גיי אחי
זה באמת קצת גיי אחי
אתם יודעים איזה דמות צריכה קצת פיתוח?
גוהן
גוהן
גוהן
הפרחח של קאקארוט
אנייי!!!!
קאמי! אנחנו צריכים להרוג כמה בני נוער! אנחנו סבבה עכשיו
אני לקחתי סמים בקטע הזה

English: 
ANDROID 16: Hello, I am Android 16.
I am hilarious and you will
I am hilarious and you will
𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙺𝚄.
17: Hm. I like him!
VEGETA: Hey, c*nt!
FUTURE TRUNKS: Whoa, Dad!
VEGETA: What? She's a c*nt!
A c*nty c*nt!
Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol' c*nt?!
Gonna c*nt all over me with
your c*nty face,
and your c*nty boots,
and your...
and your...VAGINA?!
ANDROID 18: [inhales]
VEGETA: AGH—
[ ♪ Eric Andre Show - We'll Be Right Back ♫ ]
VEGETA: AH!
VEGETA: AH! AH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AAH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH!
VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!!
KRILLIN: I feel like we underprepared for this!
ANDROID 17: Hey.
Don't bang my sister.
KRILLIN: Oh.
ANDROID 18: [moaning]
He might~ ♥
KRILLIN: Ohh!
ANDROID 17: But don't.
KRILLIN: Ohhh...
ANDROID 16: He wants pussy like I want Goku.
ANDROID 17: That sounds a little gay, dude.
ANDROID 16: It is a little gay, dude.
PICCOLO: You know who could use
some character development?
FUTURE TRUNKS: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
KRILLIN: Gohan.
VEGETA: Kakarot's brat.
PICCOLO: MEEEE!
Kami!
We have to kill some teenagers.
Also, we cool now.
MR. POPO: I DID DRUGS THIS SCENE!

Italian: 
16: Salve sono Androide 16,
sono esilarante e cit—
uccelli-uccelli-uccelli-Goku!
17: Mi piace!
VEGETA: Ehi tr*ia!
TRUNKS: Uoh, papà!
VEGETA: Che c’è? È una tr*ia,
una tr*ia-tr*ietta
Che farai adesso, vecchia tr*iona?
Vuoi tr*ieggiare su di me
con la tua faccia da tr*ia
e i tuoi stivali da tr*ietta e la tua…
..vagina?!
[Torneremo tra poco]
VEGETA: AH!
VEGETA: AH! AAHH!
VEGETA: Ah! Aahh! AAAHHH!
BAAUUAAAGHH!
BAAUUAAAGHH! AAHH!
BAAUUAAAGHH! AAHH! AAAHH!
BAAUUAAAGHH! AAHH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH!
BAAUUAAAGHH! AAHH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AH!
BAAUUAAAGHH! AAHH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAUUHHH!
CRILIN: Credo che siamo
impreparati a questo!
17: Ehi, non farti mia sorella.
18: Potrebbe…
17: Ma non farlo.
16: Vuole la passera tanto quanto
io voglio Goku.
17: Suona un po’ gay, amico.
16: È un po’ gay, amico.
PICCOLO: Sapete chi ha bisogno
di sviluppare il proprio personaggio?
—TRUNKS: Gohan.
—TENSING: Gohan.
—CRILIN: Gohan.
—VEGETA: Il moccioso di Kakarot.
PICCOLO: IO!!
Kami! Dobbiamo uccidere dei teenager!
E ora tra noi è tutto apposto.
POPO: MI SONO FATTO DI DROGHE!

English: 
16: Hello I am Android 16.
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
I am hilarious and you will ḅ̷̝̹̈i̶͖̻̚r̶̛̦̈́͝d̶͚̗̦͛s̶̺̙͇̈-̵̳̞͉̑B̶̡̺̄͗̕i̷̳͔͒r̶̠̲̎̌ḋ̴͕͈̈́̎͜s̶̢̱̙̓̓̅ ̴̞̟̕q̶̨̮͓͒o̵̜͇͈͑u̴̻͛̃͝ẗ̷͕̈́e̸͙̣̔͠͝ ̴̥́̿ẹ̸̠̮̀̂́v̵̧̜͋̅̇ë̸̳̘̻́̏̔ŕ̸͎͖y̵̩͔̤̚͝t̵͖̤͉̾̀h̵̺̣̫̿̅i̴̙̚ǹ̵̛̬̓g̴͍͌͠ ̵̟̎I̸̜̬̱̋̂͘ ̵̖̹͈͂s̶̭͐͛̿ä̸̦́̐͒ẏ̷̱͓̈͝ ̵̖̬̈́͒͜
HILARIOUS: I am hilarious and you will birds-Birds-BIRDS-Goku! (I like him)
17: Hm. I like him!
VEGETA: Hey c*nt!
MRA ACTIVIST: Hey c*nt!
(C*nt count: 1)
TRUNKS: Woah dad!
DAD: What? She's a c*nt.
(completely unphased that he just revealed that he's his son)
DAD: What? She's a c*nt.
(completely unphased that he just revealed that he's his son) [C*nt counter: 2]
A c*nty c*nt!
A c*nty c*nt!
[C*nt counter: 3]
A c*nty c*nt!
[C*nt counter: 4]
Whatchu gonna do about it you big ol' c*nt?
Whatchu gonna do about it you big ol' c*nt?
(C*nt counter: 5)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 6)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 7)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 8)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your.
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your..
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your...V A G I N A?
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your...vagina?
(C*nt counter: NANI!?)
(8 whole times Vegeta said c*nt in this episode and with a runtime of 5 minutes and 13.8 seconds that gives us a c*nt on average every 39.225 seconds. However if you want to stop at the exact moment he said, "c*nty", that gives us a runtime of 10.8 seconds with a c*nt on average every 1.35 seconds! I'm (not) James A. Janisse, this has been the c*nt count.)
C*NTY C*NT: *sharply inhaling through her c*nty face*
AA
(And theres a dead meme, quality at it's finest)
AH!
AH! AH!
AH! AH! AHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! AH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!!
(Lani's beautiful throat everyone, such a magnificent bastard!)
KRILLIN: I feel like we under prepared for this!
(Do I see a unintentional short joke?) (You did)
17: Hey don't bang my sister.
(Well 17 hate to spoil it for you...)
UNDER PREPARED FOR THIS: Oh.
HIS SISTER: *kiss* He might~
LUCKY BASTARD: Oh!
COCK BLOCKER: But don't.
SOON TO BE BROTHER-IN-LAW: Oh...
WANTS GOKU: He wants pussy like I want Goku.
(Are you really that desperate)
17: That sounds a little gay dude.
LITTLE GAY DUDE: It is a little gay dude.
PICCOLO: You know who could use some character development?
TRUNKS: Gohan.
TRUNKS: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
TRUNKS: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
WANTS PUSSY: Gohan.
TRUNKS: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
WANTS PUSSY(Can't blame him): Gohan.
VEGETA: Kakarot's brat.
THE: Gohan.
ENTIRE: Gohan.
DRAGON BALL: Gohan.
COMMUNITY: Kakarot's brat.
DRAGON BALL HEROES: MEEEEE!!!
PICCOLO: Kami! We have to kill some teenagers. Also we cool now.
DID DRUGS THIS SCENE: I did drugs this scene! (Don't you always do drugs?)

iw: 
קנית אותי "בלהרוג בני נוער"
 
וואאההה!!!
אני שלושה אנשים עכשיו!
מה קורה?
אתה חושב שהבדיחה הזאת תתיישן?
לא, זה לא נאפה הרוח
איפה גוקו בכל מקרה?
אני הולך להיות הגוקו הכי ירוק שיש(?)
לעזאזל איתך דקארוט תתאבד!
יייייייייי!!!!
אלוהים, אתה כל כך עמוק!
ז**ן אותי!
הייתי רוצה להיות כל יכול
הייתי רוצה שאבא שלי יהיה כל יכול
תראה, אני לא אומר שזה היה המוסיקה הכי טובה אבל ילדים אמריקאים גדלו על זה, אוקי?
זהלא  הופך את זה לטוב, אלא רק לנוסטלגי.
(משהו מזמזם All Star ברקע)
רגע מה זה?
(משהו מזמזם All Star ברקע)
מי--
סל: שהוא

Italian: 
KAMI: Mi avevi convinto a “uccidere teenager”.
PICCOLO: Sono tre tizi ora!
—NAIL: (Bella!)
—KAMI: (Bella!)
KAMI: (Diventerà mai vecchia questa battuta?)
PICCOLO: Nah, non è Ghost Nappa
KAMI: (E comunque dov’è Goku?)
GOKU: Sarò il Goku più verde di sempre!
VEGETA: Fanculo, Dekurot, ucciditi!
WRRRYYYYYY!!!!
Dio, sei un personaggio
così profondo…
VEGETA: Fottimi!
GOKU: Mi piacerebbe essere All Might.
GOHAN: Vorrei che mio papà fosse All Might.
PICCOLO: Senti, non penso fosse
la colonna sonora migliore,
ma i bambini americani
ci sono cresciuti, capisci?
KAMI: (Il che non la rende bella,
ma solo nostalgica)
PICCOLO: Aspetta, cos’è?
*fischiettio di All Star*
— Chi…
— “SOME…”

English: 
TEENAGER KILLER: You had me at killing teenagers. (Said every old man ever)
(Local 306-year-old green man forcibly inserts himself into a 14-year-old)
14-YEAR-OLD WITH 2 MEN INSIDE HIM: I'm three guys now!
(Wait how old is Nail then?)
2 OF 3 GUYS: Sup.
KAMI: Do you think this joke will get old?
THREE GUYS NOW: Nah, it's not Ghost Nappa.
(Pretty sure Cell is going to kill it though)
KAMI: Where's Goku anyway?
DEKUROT: I'M GONNA BE THE GREENEST GOKU EVER! (Damn it Goku)
BAKUGETA: F*CK YOU, DEKUROT. KILL YOURSELF!
(Ungodly vampire screeching)
[tfw Patrick Seitz never wry'd yet Lanipator did just for this one-off joke]
DEKUROT: God, you're such a DEEP character!
(I beg to differ)
BAKUGETA: FANFIC ME!
(This is pretty good animation ngl)
Goku: I wish I was All Might.
(I don't see the difference, you both have blond hair, fight, and are buff. WAIT if this was a dream why didn't you dream about being All Might?)
KAKAROT'S BRAT: I wish Piccolo was All Might.
(I mean that's kind of true. A father-like figure kidnaps and trains a young boy to fight impending threats to the planet and teaches them their techniques. Not to mention Justin Briner voiced Adult Gohan in Super Android 13.)
BRAT'S DAD: Look, I'm not saying it was "the best" music,
but American kids grew up with it, you know?
KAMI: That doesn't make it "good", it just makes it nostalgic.
(What if you didn't grow up with it though?)
PICCOLO: Wait...what is that?
(How do you not know what All Star is?)
*whistling All Star* 
(How is Cell whistling if he has no lips?)
[That's a good question]
(Did he just instant transmissioned to the other side?)
(Shouldn't this hurt Piccolo a lot?)
(Ah shit here we go again.)
SHREK: Who-
SOME: SOME-
(BODY ONCE- wait) [Eh they'll probably continue the song immediately as the next episode starts]

Korean: 
청소년 죽인다 하니까 따라가마
나 이제 3인분이다!
- ㅎㅇ
- ㅎㅇ
이 드립 계속 흥할 수 있을까?
에이, 우린 유령 내퍼 아냐
오공은 어디 있지?
세상에서 제일 파란 오공이 될 거야!
X까, 데쿠로트! 나가 뒤져!
WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
너 정말 심오한 캐릭터구나!
지랄한다!
올마이트였으면 좋겠다!
아빠가 올마이트셨으면 좋겠어
솔직히 그게 최고의 노래라고는 생각 안 하지만
미국 애들은 그걸 듣고 컸잖아
최고의 노래라기보다는
오랜만에 듣는 노래지
잠깐, 이게 무슨 소리지?
All Star - SmashMouth
(슈렉)
누ㄱ
Some-
투 비 컨티뉴

Spanish: 
Kami-sama: Me convenciste con lo de "matar adolescentes"
Picoro: ¡SOY 3 TIPOS AHORA!
Nail: Qué onda.
Kami-sama: Qué onda.
Kami-sama: ¿Crees que esta broma se volverá molesta?
Picoro: Nah, no es como el fantasma de Nappa.
Kami-sama: ¿Dónde está Gokú de todas formas?
Gokú: ¡Voy a ser el Gokú más verde de todos!
Vegeta: ¡Jódete, Dekuroto, mátate!
Katsugeta: WRYYYYYYYYYY
Dekurot: Dios, ¡eres un personaje tan profundo!
Katsugeta: ¡CÓGEME!
Gokú: Desearía ser All Might.
Gohan: Desearía que mi papá fuera All Might.
Picoro: Miren, no digo que sea la mejor música, pero los niños de América crecieron con eso, ¿saben?
Kamisama: Eso no la hace buena, solo la hace nostálgica.
*silbido*
Picoro: Esperen..
Picoro: Esperen..
¿Qué es eso?
* Aún silbando "All Star - Smash Mouth" *
Picoro: ¿Quién-
Cell Imperfecto: SOMEB-

French: 
KAMI: Tu m'as convaincu a "tuer des adolescents".
KAMI: HWOO !
PICCOLO: WOOOOAAAAAHH !!!
PICCOLO: Je suis trois gars maintenant !
NAIL/KAMI [dans la tête de Piccolo]: 'lut.
KAMI: Tu pense que cette blague vieillira ?
PICCOLO: Nan, c'est pas Nappa le fantôme.
KAMI: Où est Goku, de toute façon ?
DEKUROT: Je serai le Goku le plus vert de tout les temps !
BAKUGETA: Va te faire foutre Dekurot, suicide-toi !
BAKUGETA: WRRRYYYYYY !!!
DEKUROT: Mon dieu, t'es un personnage si profond.
BAKUGETA: Baise-moi !
GOKU: Je voudrais être All Might.
GOHAN: Je voudrais que mon père soit All Might...
PICCOLO: Écoute, je ne dis pas que c'est la meilleure musique mais les enfants américains ont grandi avec, tu sais ?
KAMI: Ça ne veut pas dire que c'est une bonne chanson. Les gens sont juste nostalgiques.
(quelqu'un siffle All Star dans le fond)
PICCOLO: Attends. Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
(quelqu'un siffle All Star dans le fond)
(quelqu'un siffle All Star dans le fond)
PICCOLO: Qui-
SMASH MOUTH: SOME-

English: 
KAMI: You had me at "killing teenagers".
HWOAH!
PICCOLO: WHOOOOAAAA...!
I'm three guys now!
NAIL/KAMI [in Piccolo's head]: 'Sup?
KAMI: Do you think this joke will get old?
PICCOLO: Nah, it's not Ghost Nappa.
KAMI: Where's Goku, anyway?
GOKU(?): I'm gonna be the greenest Goku ever!
VEGETA(?!): F*ck you, Dekurot!
Kill yourself!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
DEKUROT: God, you're such a deep character.
VEGETAKUGOU: F*ck me!
GOKU: I wish I was All Might.
GOHAN: I wish my dad was All Might...
PICCOLO: Look, I'm not saying it was the BEST music,
but American kids grew up with it, you know?
KAMI: That doesn't make it good;
it just makes it nostalgic.
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
PICCOLO: Wait...
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
PICCOLO: Wait... what is that?
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[creepy tail thwiping]
[footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[twig breaks]
[footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously ♫ ]
[whistling comes to a close]
PICCOLO: Who—
IMPERFECT CELL: SOME—

French: 
NAPPA MIGHT: Et rappelez-vous, quand vous dîtes "Plus Ultra", vous devez vraiment le dire comme un mec Japonais.
NAPPA MIGHT: PLUUSU UULTORAAAAAA !!!
NAPPA MIGHT: Compris ? Bien.
NAPPA MIGHT: Parce que je dois aller baiser la Maman de Dekurot.
NAPPA MIGHT: Directement Professeur Chen-er cette pute!

Spanish: 
All Nappa: Y Recuerden - Cuando tengan que decir "Plus Ultra", ¡tienen que decirlo como un japonés!
¡¡¡PURASUUU URUTORAAA!!!
All Nappa: ¿Lo tienen? Bien, porque tengo que ir a cogerme a la mamá de Dekuroto!
All Nappa: ¡Voy a hacerle la del profesor Oak a esa perra!

Korean: 
잊지 마!
Plus Ultra를 말할 땐
일본어처럼 읽어야 한다는 걸!
푸라스!
우루토라~!!
알았지?
좋아
그럼 난 데쿠로트 엄마 떡치러 간다
포켓몬 오박사처럼 말이지!

Italian: 
E ricordate, quando dite “Plus Ultra”
lo dovete dire come un tizio giapponese.
PURASU... URTRA!!
Capito? Bene. Perché devo andare
a farmi la mamma di Dekurot
Come il professor Oak e la mamma di Ash.

English: 
NAPPALL-MIGHT: And remember!
(Guys look! Nappa is a Super Saiyan!)
When you say "Plus Ultra"
You really gotta say it like a Japanese dude.
あなたはそれがプラスウルトラだろうと思ったが、
JAPANESE DUDE: PLORASUU
それは私、Google翻訳でした！
ULTORAAAAAA
Got it?
(no)
Good!
Cuz I gotta go bang Dekurrot's mom!
(Sorry, what?)
Pokemon Professor: Straight up Professor Oak-ing that bitch!
(Wonder if she does deep thrOAK)
(BTW that Japanese over there roughly translates into, "You thought it would be Plus Ultra, but it was me, GoogleTranslate!") [Subscribe to ImagineBricks which did a rough draft of all-star for Part Two.]

English: 
NAPP-ALL MIGHT: ...and remember:
When you say "Plus Ultra", you really
gotta say it like a Japanese dude.
ぷるす...
PURUSU...
ぷるす... うるとらー！
PURUSU... URUTORAAAA!
Got it?
Got it? Good.
Cause' I gotta go bang Dekurot's mom.
Straight up Professor Oak-in' that bitch.

iw: 
ותזכרו מתי שאתם אומרים "פלאס אולטרה" אתם צריכים לומר את זה כמו בחור יפני
פלאאסוווו אווולטררההההה
הבנתם? כי אני הולך לחבוט באמא של דקארוט. ישר לפרופסור אוק, עם הכלבה הזאת.
