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KENNEDY: AS THE DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENTIAL FIELD GROWS THICKER
AND GOOFIER BY THE DAY, EVERY
CANDIDATE HAS TO WORK THAT MUCH
HARDER TO STAND OUT.
ELIZABETH WARREN HAS ALREADY HAD
A FEW CRITICAL STUMBLES, SO TO
GET HERSELF OUT OF THE POLITICAL
ICU, SHE'S RESORTING TO THAT
CHEAP TRICK REDISTRIBUTIONISTS
LOVE TO FALL BACK ON, CLASS
WARFARE.
SENATOR WARREN WILL NEVER STUDY
OR ADMIT THE BAD CONSEQUENCES OF
HER GOOD INTENTIONS, SO SHE
SIMPLY OVERSIMPLIFIES HER GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED ZERO SUM JEALOUSY
BY ATTACKING THE EVIL HAVES IN
ORDER TO ATTRACT THE SINLESS
HAVE NOTS.
IN ONE CLUMSY TWEET TO
WASHINGTON REDSKINS OWNER DAN
SNYDER, WARREN WRITES OF THE MAN
SHE MANAGED TO OUT-OFFEND,
QUOTE: THE BILLIONAIRE NFL OWNER
JUST PAID $100 MILLION FOR A
SUPERYACHT WITH ITS OWN I MAX
THEATER.
I'M SURE HE CAN PAY MY NEW
HASHTAG ULTRA MILLIONAIRE TAX TO
HELP OUT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS
STRUGGLING WITH STUDENT LOAN
DEBT.
AND WHAT IS HER NEAT
ULTRA-MILLIONAIRE TAX?
IT'S A 2% HOUSEHOLD WEALTH TAX.
NOT AN INCOME TAX, A WEALTH TAX
ON AMERICANS WHO MAKE OVER $50
MILLION A YEAR AND 3% ON THOSE
WHO MAKE OVER A BILLION.
NOW, I WOULD RATHER SEE THIS
COUNTRY GET OUT OF THE WAY AND
ALLOW FOR THE CREATION OF MORE
ULTRA-MILLIONAIRES WHO PROFIT
OFF THEIR IDEAS AND INNOVATION
AND WHO SUPPORT COMMUNITIES WITH
JOBS AND FIRMS AND FACTORIES.
THEY'VE TRIED THESE CLASSIST
CASH GRABS IN EUROPE FOR
DECADES, MOST NOTABLY THE 2012
75% SUPERTAX IN FRANCE THAT SAW
THE SAD MIGRATION OF FANTASTIC
CULTURAL ICONS LIKE GERARD DEPP
AROUND DUE TO FLEE THE HOMELAND.
IT WAS REPEALED THREE YEARS
LATER: WARREN WANTS GOVERNMENT
TO BE THE TOOL TO HELP OVERCOME
THE HURDLES OF EXPENSIVE HOUSING
AND SCHOOLING, HEALTH AND
CHILDCARE WHOSE SKYROCKETING
COSTS ARE ALL ATTRIBUTABLE TO
GOVERNMENT NOSINESS AND
OVERREGULATION.
DO YOU KNOW WHY THE COST OF
COLLEGE IS SO HIGH?
WITH DEBT-FREE COLLEGE, THERE'S
ABSOLUTELY NO INCENTIVE TO REIN
IN ADMINISTRATIVE COSTS WHEN THE
GOVERNMENT IS FOOLISHLY PUSHING
EVERYONE TO GET A DEGREE
REGARDLESS OF NEED OR DESIRE
WHICH ONLY PERPETUATES THE SILLY
CYCLE FOR ANOTHER GENERATION.
WARREN'S ATTENTION-HUNGRY TAX
THEFT IS STARVED OF ANY SOUND
