(new swishy swishy fist thing)
[dan sighs]
Hey, I guess you heard about Susie...
Yep.
And the other guy...
Yeah.
And the OTHER guy...
I know...
And how they...
I know!
Had sex.
Tell me something I DON'T know.
The dot on a lowercase i is called a tittle.
And on the lowercase j...
That's called a tittle.
I know that...
Tell me something I DON'T know!
Uuuh...
Humans and bananas share around 50% of the
same DNA.
They do.
I know that, Dan!
Please.
Tell me something I don't know.
You can swallow up to eight spiders every
night...
If you really want to!
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
A group of pugs is called a grumble!
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
Tom, please!
TELL ME!
Uh, legally you can eat eggs!
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
Ugh...
Hedge mazes aren't actually fun!
I ALREADY KNOW THAT!
Jet fuel CAN melt steel beams, I swear!
AAAAH!
There are at least 5 people in the world called
Steve.
[dan screams]
Tell me something I DON'T KNOW!
[whip crack]
Gah!
Camel humps contain smaller camels!
I KNOOOW!
[gurgles]
TELL ME!
Matthew Perry has never seen a dog...
Not once!
[electric shocks]
Argh!
The moon is a liberal myth!
[Dan coughs]
Tell me something...
I don't know...
Tom, please, I think you already know everything...
Not yet I don't!
[floppy drilldo whirs]
[floppy drilldo whirs]
No...
No...
Tom, no...
No...
Tom, PLEASE!
Dan, I'm so sorry...
I just wanted to be all-knowing...
Maybe I should just get going...
Ah!
You're a poet and you didn't know it!
Heh... Yeah I...
Didn't know that...
[angelic choir]
Dude, what's happening?!
I finally know everything!
I know all there is to know about space, time,
the universe, even existence itself...
I am...
Omniscient!
So, are you like God now?
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, cool.
I know.
So, what are you gonna do first, Mr God?
Heheh...
This.
Hey, Susie!
What?!
[psychic sounds]
[bloody explosion]
[screams]
