>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT, AND 
YOU SMELL FANTASTIC, TOO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THIS INSTAGRAM THING.
>> IT'S CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: THEY MEASURED IT.
IT'S A GUINNESS BOOK WORLD 
RECORD.
YOU BEAT PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN
MARKLE.
>> THE ROYALS.
GENTLEMAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO A MILLION 
IN LIKE 12 SECONDS.
>> LIKE THE MOST RELUCTANT 
PERSON TO JOIN INSTAGRAM.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T DO THAT KIND
OF STUFF.
>> I DO NOW.
>> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU DOING IT 
NOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WHO TALKED YOU INTO 
THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
JUST GOT TIRED OF, YOU KNOW, 
WHAT YOU RESIST PERSISTS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUN TO LOOK AT 
THE STUFF.
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T?
>> NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO BUILD 
CONTENT, AS THEY SAY.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FOLLOW THAT
PICTURE?
I HAVE THE PICTURE RIGHT HERE AS
A MATTER OF FACT.
THIS IS, PEOPLE LOVE THIS, AND, 
BUT HOW DO YOU FOLLOW SOMETHING 
LIKE THAT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
>> I'LL GET THAT FRAMED FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY 
IF YOU ONLY POSTED REUNION 
PHOTOS OF YOU AND THE GROUP FROM
"FRIENDS", LIKE HERE THEY ARE 
AGAIN AT MY HOUSE.
>> AND YOU START TO LOSE YOUR 
FOLLOWERS.
>> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T COST 
ANYBODY ANYTHING.
SO I THINK THEY'LL STICK WITH 
YOU.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY GAINED 
ANOTHER 3 MILLION FROM THIS 
CONVERSATION.
WHAT IF THE REAL BIG FOOT CAME 
OUT OF THE FOREST AND STARTED AN
INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT, HE WOULDN'T 
GET THIS MANY FOLLOWERS.
YOU KNOW?
IT'S CRAZY.
>> WELL, YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A FAKE 
INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT, DIDN'T YOU?
>> IT WAS A STALKER ACCOUNT, 
YES.
WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING 
THIS, I SORT OF FIGURED IT WAS 
TIME TO KIND OF UNDERSTAND THE 
WORLD AND DIP MY TOE INTO THE 
SOCIAL MEDIA POOL.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THE YOUNG 
PEOPLE WILL CALL IT A 
FINSTIGRAM.
FAKE INSTAGRAM.
>> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET A TEXT,
AND THERE'S NOTHING HERE AND YOU
REALIZE SOMEONE HAS PUT A HEART 
OR EXPLANATION POINT OR A THUMBS
UP OR THUMBS DOWN ON SOMEBODY'S 
SOMETHING AND YOU'RE LIKE, YOU 
REALLY COULDN'T JUST WRITE, LIKE
A HEART, I HAD TO SEARCH THROUGH
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 
WHO LEFT THAT THUMBS UP OR 
THUMBS DOWN.
IT TAKES MORE TIME THAN WRITING 
A COMMENT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IN TRYING TO SAVE TIME, WE'RE 
WASTING A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME.
>> OF OUR TIME.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE GOING 
TO WASTE A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME 
LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM.
BECAUSE YOU GET SUCKED INTO IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU WILL GET 
SUCKED INTO IT.
>> YOU JUST PUT A CURSE ON ME, 
YOU JUST SAID "YOU WILL BE 
SUCKED INTO IT."
I'M GOING TO TRY TO BE REALLY 
GOOD ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: HOW OFTEN DO YOU POST,
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?
>> I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO 
PUT UP ANOTHER ONE.
>> I DO.
I KNOW THAT.
AFTER, LIKE YESTERDAY, THEY WERE
LIKE, I HAVE TO DO MORE NOW, I 
GUESS.
THIS IS A BIG THING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE LAW.
>> THE LAW.
JOICHL
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO DO IT.
I WATCHED YOUR NEW SHOW, AND ARE
YOU FANTASTIC IN THE NEW SHOW.
YOU ABSOLUTE LY ARE.
IT'S "THE MORNING SHOW".
THE FIRST BIG SHOW FOR APPLE TV 
PLUS.
YOU COULD BRING THE APPLE 
CORPORATION DOWN.
>> DOWN.
>> Jimmy: THE SUBJECT MATTER IS 
FANTASTIC.
IT'S THE MORNING NEWS SHOWS.
>> IT'S VERY TIMELY.
>> Jimmy: THESE PEOPLE WE FEEL 
WE KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
>> YOU WAKE UP WITH THEM EVERY 
MORNING.
YOUR COMFORT FOOD.
THEY SEND YOU OFF IN YOUR DAY 
FEELING GREAT OR NOT SO GREAT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU STUDY, DID YOU
GO AND OBSERVE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND SOAK IT IN?
>> I DID.
WE'VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 
IT FOR SO MANY YEARS DOING THIS.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> BUT YES, I WENT AND SHADOWED 
GMA.
GOT THERE AT 7:00 IN THE 
MORNING.
AND IT IS A FASCINATING WORLD.
IT'S LIKE AN ENGINE THAT REVS UP
FROM 5:00 TO 7:00 AND IT'S LIKE 
SOMETHING YOU -- THEY'RE LIKE, 
DO YOU NEED ADDERALL?
I DON'T NEED ADDERALL.
>> Jimmy: DID THEY SAY THIS IS 
MY DESK.
>> NO, BUT ROBIN ROBERTS OF 
COURSE, THEM Y WERE ALL SO 
GRACIOUS.
AND A LOT OF WOMEN WERE COMING 
UP, YOU GOT TO TELL THEM THIS, 
WE CAN'T DO THIS, AND IT'S 
ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE IN CAGES 
GOING GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEED THAT 
CONTENT TO THE WRITER ON YOUR 
SHOW?
>> NOT ALL OF IT.
MOST OF THE STUFF I KEPT FOR 
MYSELF.
>> Jimmy: YOU INTERNALIZED.
SO DIANE SAWYER, YOU HAD DINNER 
WITH HER.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SHE MUST HAVE TOLD YOU
SOMETHING GOOD.
>> OH, SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING 
GOOD.
>> Jimmy: TELL US SOMETHING.
>> I CAN'T.
YOU'LL SEE THE SHOW.
SEE IF YOU CAN PICK OUT A 
DIANISM.
I WORSHIP HER.
I THINK SHE'S, IF CI COULD 
EMULATE ANYONE, IT'S HER.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL HER THAT?
>> OF COURSE.
>> Jimmy: DID SHE FEEL 
UNCOMFORTABLE?
>> SHE LOVED IT.
I TOOK INSTAGRAM PICTURE.
I'M MAKING CONTENT, BABY.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T REALIZE 
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS SO 
LONG.
ONE OF THE INTERESTING AND FUN 
PARTS OF THE SHOW, AND I DON'T 
WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY IS 
YOU'RE DRIVING IN TO WORK.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NIGHT, VERY 
EARLY.
AND YOU SEE THIS HUGE, DIGITAL 
BILLBOARD.
YOU'RE ON IT, YOUR CHARACTER, 
STEVE CARELL IS ON IT.
AND YOU LOOK UP AT IT FOR A 
SECOND, AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD AT THAT 
TIME.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: BUT I WONDER, THE 
FIRST TIME YOU SAW A BILLBOARD 
OF YOURSELF LIKE THAT, DO YOU 
REMEMBER?
DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF 
THAT?
WAS IT "FRIENDS"?
>> I WOULD WANT TO SAY 
"FRIENDS".
BUT I'M NOT SURE.
I HAVE ONE VIVID MEMORY OF 
"ALONG CAME POLLY".
I WAS DRIVING AND MAKING A LEFT 
RIGHT BY THE WHOLE FOODS, AND IT
WAS THIS HUGE, AND THAT WAS THE 
FIRST TIME I'D SEEN A BIG, BIG 
LIKE HORIZONTAL PICTURE OF 
MYSELF WITH MY CHARACTER'S NAME 
IN THE TITLE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
>> Jimmy: IT IS PRETTY COOL, 
RIGHT?
IT IS PRETTY COOL.
AND I IMAGINE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A 
CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF 
IT.
>> I DIDN'T, BUT I HAVE IT RIGHT
HERE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT HERE DOESN'T GET
FOLLOWERS.
>> NO, BUT IT GOES INTO HER.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK 
WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM THE NEW 
SHOW, CALLED "THE MORNING SHOW".
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> YOU'RE EMOTIONAL ABOUT 
MITCH.
>> I'M NOT EMOTIONAL ABOUT 
MITCH, I'M [ BLEEP ].
LISTEN TO ME!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> I'M FINE.
>> LISTEN, SARAH, I'M GOING TO 
HANDLE THIS.
>> PUT ON YOUR [ BLEEP ] AND 
MEAN IT.
>> HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.
SOMETIMES WOMEN CAN'T ASK FOR 
CONTROL, SO THEY HAVE TO TAKE 
IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JENNIFER 
ANISTON IN THE "MORNING SHOW" 
WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 1st.
MOST OF THESE SHOWS HAVE TO USE 
FAKE PHONOGE GRAPHICS.
BUT YOU ARE RIGHT THERE.
>> WE HAD A GUY WHO WAS A 
TECHNICIAN WHO WAS HOOKED UP TO 
OUR ON-SET PHONE.
EVERY TIME WE WOULD DO THIS, IT 
WOULD MIRACULOUSLY APPEAR.
YOU JUST THINK IT AND THEY TYPE 
YOUR THOUGHTS.
>> Jimmy: AMAZING.
I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP.
NOW THAT YOU'RE ON INSTAGRAM.
BY THE WAY, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR 
YOUR NEXT REUNION SHOT.
>> AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: WE JUST TALKED ABOUT 
"ALONG CAME POLLY."
JUST IMAGINE I'M BEN STILLER.
DO WE HAVE SOMEBODY WITH A 
PHONE?
THIS IS THE FERRET.
>> IS IT "THE" FERRET?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE.
WHO IS THIS BALD MAN 
INTERRUPTING OUR SHOW.
THIS HAS A PASS CODE, WHAT AM I 
SUPPOSED TO DO?
>> WHERE'S OUR TECHNICIAN?
>> Jimmy: NO, WE'LL JUST.
>> THERE SHE GOES.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO HOLD 
IT, JEN?
>> I GOT TO GET USED TO THIS, 
RIGHT?
YOU GOT TO GET CLOSER TO ME.
I KNOW THAT PART.
OKAY, ONE, TWO. 
>> Jimmy: 2K3GOOD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO KNOW 
EMOJIS, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE 
THE NUMBER ONE INSTAGRAMER.
SO NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY A 
GAME.
WHAT IS THIS STUPID GAME CALLED?
EMO-JEOPARDY.
THAT'S YOUR MODPODIUM RIGHT THE.
THE GOAL HERE IS, WE HAVE TURNED
SOME OF YOUR PROJECTS, MOVIES, 
TELEVISION, INTO EMOJIS, YOU 
HAVE TO LOOK AT THE EMOJIS AND 
DECODE THEM, OKAY? 
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S PUT UP THE FIRST
EMOJI.
WE HAVE PRIZES, TOO.
WHAT DOES THAT REPRESENT?
>> FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT 
START!
NEXT EMOJI.
>> "KILLING". 
>> Jimmy: CLOSE.
YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
>> MURDER MYSTERY!
>> Jimmy: MURDER MYSTERY IS 
CORRECT!
>> OH, WHAT AN IDIOT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO.
>> MARLEY AND ME!
>> Jimmy: MARLEY AND ME IS 
CORRECT.
>> NEXT ONE, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE
MORE DIFFICULT.
>> OH, OH, OH, SPACE, UH, EARTH,
OH, GOD. 
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE RIGHT AT THE 
BEGINNING.
>> SPACE, SPACE WHAT COMES 
BEFORE SPACE?
>> OFFICE SPACE!
>> I HONESTLY COULDN'T SEE WHAT 
THAT WAS WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE ANOTHER ONE.
>> DUMPLIN'.
>> Jimmy: DUMPLIN' IS CORRECT.
>> UH, CAKE!
>> Jimmy: CAKE IS CORRECT!
YOU'RE RUNNING THE TABLE HERE.
>> UH, HEARTBROKEN.
HEARTS, BROKEN HEARTS.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT IN A 
MOVIE CALLED BROKEN HEART.
>> I WAS NOT.
I WAS IN THIS ONE?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THE -- 
>> Jimmy: THE IS CORRECT.
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU ALMOST HAD IT.
THE.
>> THE COULD BE ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: THE BREAKUP.
>> THE BREAKUP!
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WHAT DO 
WE HAVE HERE?
>> OH, THE MORNING SHOW.
>> Jimmy: THE MORNING SHOW IS 
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME, YOU'RE 
GOING HOME WITH SOME WONDERFUL 
PRIZES.
THESE ARE EMOJI PILLOWS.
PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO PUT THOSE 
IN YOUR HOME AND MAYBE WE'LL SEE
THEM IN ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST.
>> THEY WILL BE.
>> Jimmy: JENNIFER ANISTON!
"THE MORNING SHOW" PREMIERES 
NOVEMBER 1ST ON APPLE TV+.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 
DAVE MATTHEWS.
