*high five*
TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO UNCHARTED 4!!!
We´re in chapter... 18? And we´re headin into New Devon now.
So, from what I've heard
the end of the game is soon. So I don't
know if we're actually going to get through it all in this one...
or if they're is going to be another episode after this.
But.. we'll see what happens.
There's a lot of dead people here...
oh... I have to go here
cause' there's whites in the walls
GET LOST  BIRDS, ohh
sorry buddy
ya, Nate-
 
Why
ya makin' jokes to dead people?
I mean, we all know that you're witty,
sarcastic, and cute.
and you say "Oh crap"
a lot. But...
Makin' fun of the dead, makin' jokes out of
their dead bodies. It's not cool...
Nate- this place looks cool
[chuckles]
wait how am I gettin' up?
Do I have to climb this cage?
♪ I'm gonna climb my rusty
caaaaage, and
roam ♪
WOAH!
I love that
I have an RPG on by back as well [chuckles]
 
 
 
 
 
 
and dead bodies...
 
 
Hey that's what he said! He wrote it in his
journal.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The giant one?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Noo!
Sam!
 
 
Well he was hardly dead...
We didn't get any closure.
Heh, ehh, ohh
I wanna jump in the water.
 
I didn't mean to jump into it so fast!
 
Did you jump
in?
Yeah see that's what I wanted to jump in,
but I didn't do it, and I wanted it to look cool,
but it didn't look cool
Umm...
Where we going?
Elena look I found us a new house!
It's a houseboat
It's a lovely place!
A real fixer-upper opportu-
Remember that joke you said Elena?
Yeah, I'm reusing it
I'm funnier than you
Hehehe...
Not really
EEEHHHOUP!
Am I supposed to be climbing this?
Yeeah, okay
You okay Eleners?
I can still hear footsteps, she's not dead anyway
♪ Tip toe...
by the windooowww ♪
Woah!
Stab him in his belly, right in his bed
That's not cool...
Well then...
So uhh...
I killed uhh condent's brother?
Or I didn't, fucking England did
Nate's a good, Nate only kills other people
How do him and Elena get away with that shit as well?
Him, Nate, Elena, Nate, Sam
They all get away with murdering people all the time
Sure you could argue that it's in self defense,
but a lot of the time I just run in
and start shooting first
Nate shot first!
It's very nice there's all the foliage
all over everything though
Really gives that like...
It really does feel like this place,
has been here for centuries
That is the awesome
I'm gonna run into bad guys
You always know you're gonna run into bad guys,
when you start seeing the long grass everywhere
And doublely sure,
when you start- oh god...
When you start seeing your gun icon show up
Is that one in there?
Thought I saw one in there
I mean I have an RPG
Could go in and just shoot you all in the face,
but...
No..
Imma sneak through the water
Imma be like a shark!
Dun dun...
dun dun...
dun dun
BILLALALOGUH!!
Hidden, sneaky, snakey, Drakey...
Okay, how many dudes are here?
Don't be like
a BILLIGION again
Cause I hate it when you do that
Just try it...
Are you ready?
I mean you say you are,
but I mean I'm about to kill you,
in like five...
four...
three...
two and a half...
two and a quarter...
two...
one...
DEADNESS!
(demonic laughter)
Nice
That worked!
Now who's next?
Somebody see me?
Okay...
I have you marked
Good
The next person,
is going to be pulled down,
I think
Oh, there's a guy in there I saw!
As I was climbing-
ahhhh
Get up!
EUUUHHH SNEAKY!
Yessss
I know...
There's another one there!
Why didn't you mark him?
Ahh, there's another one up there!
EUUUHHH
You saw nothing!
Imma get this PIS-TOL though
(breath intake)
oooh
oooh,
who do we kill next?
oooh,
Who wants a neck-breakin'?
Who wants to be punched in the back of the head?
SHUT UP Elena!
I THOUGHT I WAS
able to go across there!
Shit-tacky mushrooms
That was close
Okay,
nobody's gonna see
AHHHHH, snapper!
Go!
HEUR!
(exhale)
Who's yawning?
Fuck's sake...
They're EVERYWHERE!
EUH!
I'll take that grenade thank you!
I could just start shootin'
and then distract them all
But that's not my style
Can I go up?
Hello?
Señor?
I'm your-
No, no, no, no!
Elena, he saw you,
it's your fault!
I'm sorry I didn't mean that!
Okay...
WOOOH!!
WOOOOH!!
FUCK!
THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO!
I'm still alive, I'm still alive!
AGHHHHHHHH!
HE SHOT ME IN THE CHEST!
AGHHHH
HEUH!
FUCK IT!
Hehe...
Okay so,
when people start shootin' at you,
you hide!
You said that last time!
An it turns out,
you weren't so ready!
You know what?
Fuck this!
Damnit!
DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT
TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE!
AGHHH!
HEUH!
THAT DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY!
OWW!
HOW ARE YOU GUYS HITTIN' ME FROM THERE?
STOP IT!!!
INTO THE WATER WE GO!
Hide Nate hide
Become one with the fishers!
Fuck sake, those guys suck!
YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING!
COME ON INTO THE WATER!
BATTLE ME!
Fish on fish!
Elena?!
How did you just appear out of nowhere?
Ya crazy!
Ohh, I'm hidden again!
Is that you?
Elena?
Bark twice for yes!
Four times for no!
Fifteen times for maybe!
Okay...
I need to get more guns!
That's what I'm really lacking right now
Ooooh
"Roger dat"
I think I can go this way
Nevermind the splashing you guys are hearing,
that's not us!
That's...
The other guys!
(humming along)
Okay,
I have absolutely no idea where the bad guys are
Well there's one there!
Fuck!
I might have dicked myself over...
But I mean,
it's all part of the fun right?
Get shot to death...
Drown...
Which on would you really rather?
Nothing
(inhaling through a straw)
Okay...
PIS-TOL!
There we go!
One less!
One less to deal with!
That's nice!
If you could all have machineguns,
that'd be great!
Come on down buddy!
Come on!
We're all waitin' for ya!
Everybody, say hello to George!
Hi George!
Oh...
Stevie boy wants to play as well
Come on bro!
I have plenty of arms,
to snap necks with!
See what I mean?
Here we go!
Okay...
Think I have a bit of a good beat on them now
Watch,
as I fail miserably,
and die again
I die too much in this game!
Who just made the splooshies?
Elena are you making splooshers?
Stop!
You're scaring me
PIS-TOL ammo
And a grenade!
And a fine,
howdy DOODY!
Get up!
Go, go, go, go, go
Get up, get up!
CLIMB!
You fuckin'...
DRAKE!
NOPE!
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE
AGHH!
AGHH!
AGH, GET OFF ME!
IT'S NOT FAIR,
WHEN YOU ALL FUCKIN' GANG UP ON ME LIKE THAT!
CU-
DROP!
DROP!
DROOOOPPP!
ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS?
GOOD GOD,
HE WANTS TO GRAB EVERY LEDGE HE CAN!
I WAS HOLDING THE CIRCLES!
THE WAY THE GAME TOLD ME,
THE GAME SAID:
HEY IF YOU DON'T GRAB THAT LEDGE,
It's okay bro!
Just press circle!
Hold circle even!
And then you'll be fine!
I did that!
You still fuckin' wanted to grab everything
Mother of,
JESUS!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Yes you see me...
I'd be fuckin' surprised if you didn't
FUCK YOU!
Everybody needs to die,
a very very explosive death right now!
That was a TERRIBLE throw!
Hey maybe not so bad!
OWW!
OWW!
FUCK YOU!
HEY!
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
Ahhh, now I have no ammo...
HERE YA GO!
Okay, you guys tried to kil me as well,
that's fine,
it's all in a day's work
Here we go!
AGHH!
HEUH!
CAN EVERYBODY DIE?
Fuck sake...
Fuck in ma ass!
Is there even more of you guys now?
Why?
I didn't invi-
ehHUAGHH
FUCKIN'
JESUS!
Grenades...
Snipers...
Fuckin' machineguns...
What else do you guys wanna do?
Wanna fire some fuckin' nukes at me?
NO!
I don't like this!
I don't like this!
Gettin' out of here!
I'm gettin' out of here!
I'm gettin' out of here!
Nate,
will you stop sticking to everything?
AHHWOUAH!
This is hard!
Huah!
AGHH...
GOD!
Fuckin'
ASSHOLES!
AGGHAH!
There,
mark em'
Now he's marked
He has the mark of the cobra on him
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
YES!
WUAH!
Where's that sniper aimin' from?
FU- AGHHH
JESUS!
AGHH!
GO, GO!
FAALLL
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
I swear to god,
Nate LOVES death!
Nate just-
Nathan Death!
Is what we should call you!
He just LOVES to get bullets in his butthole!
God almighty...
Seriously,
when I jump off a ledge,
I'm like,
okay jump into the water!
Hold circle,
and then he just jumps and grabs all the ledges anyway!
It's like he skips the first ledge,
but then just grabs all the other ones!
I have no fuckin' weapons anymore
I have no ammo
No guns
Everything is going bad for me right now!
I need stuffs!
Can I go over here?
HEUH!
Nope!
Can't climb that apparently
Grenades will do...
Ohhh,
and the one shot kill gun will do
Okay, I have to avoid the fuckin' shotgun dudes for a while
Elena, did you find a good path?
Also when you stick up against a wall,
I'm pressing right right now,
and sometime he doesn't go across
FUCK YOU!
Target spotted huh?
TARGET SPOTTED HUH?
Yeah actually that would be true,
yes target very spotted
Very spotted!
Nate, will you stop trying to go into cover?
AND JUST RUN!
There's so fuckin' many of them
Shootin' these guys was a mistake!
I shoulda,
SNEAKERED!
FFFFFFFFFF
FUCK YOU!
Oh yes!
Ohhh, it's time for big mama's house now!
Everyone was being mean to me before...
But now it's time to repay them...
in,
SPADES!
Not with spades,
in spades
Why would I stick my head out?
You stick your head out,
BITCH!
Okay, there's some over there!
Ohh, this is a better one!
Wait...
Which is which?
Yeah, there we go!
KAKA!!
HAHAHA!
Fuck you guys!
Run Nate!
Run!
Ohh,
just jump across
instead of,
GRABBING LEDGES!
WUUUHAHAHU!!
That's what I'm,
TICKETY TALKING ABOUT!
WHAT?
No, equip this!
Shoot!
HAHO!
Is he still alive?
There's somebody still alive...
Did I get him?
Pretty sure, I din't get him
Okay,
I'mma rush in!
I'mma rush in!
And FUCK EM' UP!
BUAAHH!
OH GOD
That was weird
FINALLY!
Of course she's okay,
she's fuckin' fine,
she's immunity to all this shit!
SERIOUSLY!
Sometimes-
Sometimes this games animations,
are it's own fucking downfall
Like,
when you're trying to just jump over a gap,
and then he just wants to suddenly,
drop short and grab it,
SO annoying!
Aweeee!
Just fall...
Okay...
Come down here Elena!
I have no idea why we're under the cave,
but whatever
HEY, this is were I just was!
Is this where I just came in?
God fuckin' damnit...
Hehehe...
MAIBE
Don't follow me Elena, I have no fuckin' idea what I'm doin'
There must be a way underneath then right?
Just drop...
HAHA!
Follow me Elena!
This is what I said before,
why aren't you following me?
Here we go
We good,
nobody's gonna shoot us in the back of the head
'Cause that would suck
I mean,
I really don't like getting shot in the head
Ohhh
This looks like progress!
Enough
It's raining!
That's horrifying!
Who are you?
So he killed someone belonging to Want?
Umm, yes talk
That's it, more money, more problems
Can I go through this?
That looks like a currence that will kill me!
Hehe...
You know what else is refreshing?
All those bulletholes before...
Can I go under?
No
Can't go under it, must go around it,
can't go this way,
where the fuck do I go?
Hehe...
Oh yeah
It's not like you have a fuckin' grappling hook or anything!
You're gonna pull out another box with wheels aren't ya?
I will kill you...
Hehe...
Weeee
Shubadabadubabadu
Through the gate?
No
Aha!
What am I doin'?
Can I go across here?
Oh god,
oh water,
oh!
Climb Nate!
Are-are you able to climb?
There you go!
Why wouldn't you climb before?
Wait...
What is thi-
OHH okay
There was a treasure over there that I didn't get
BOX WITH WHEELS!
Welcome to the party my friend!
We were hanging out with all 1200 of your friends yesterday
AGHHH, ANKLES!
Where's my treasure?
Gimme my mothafuckin' treasure
Yeah!
Gimme that little fishing line spool
Did he go all the way?
Little buddy?
Yeah he did
And a hop!
That's why you have a rope!
Stick the rope on!
It's funny,
we-we can't climb it with each other,
we can't use our rope to climb up,
but we can use a rope, find it handy to grab this fucker
Okay, coming close...
I'mma call you Gerald!
C'mere Gerald!
Little baby
Heuh!
There we go
I understand this though,
I understand why they add this shit
It's like to break up the combat platforming
Fuckin' climb please
So sessions like that are to break up the...
The pacing of everything
An it works,
but it's like they rely on the same trope over and over again
That is gorgeous!
Hello...
This roof is gonna BREAK
Of course it was
That's so many splinters!
Oh my god,
your butthole,
would look like a porcupine right about now!
AWOO!
You okay?
It wasn't too fuckin' great either
Okay, I can't swim very fast
Hehe...
A little hungry, I could eat
Oh, I hear ya
This does not look like nice water to be in
Oh wait!
(gross)
(gross)
Sneezes man,
they'll be the death of us all!
Did the Avely do this?
What a asshole
Can I go down here?
Ehh...
Nice!
This is some nice houses,
look at that shit!
Man Avery was a asshole
(surprise inhale)
You think these cannons work?
Oh man, this is so The Last of Us
I'm assuming that has to come down
There's a very inconspi-
There's a very conspicous bookshelf up there
I got it
I got it
I got it, watch this
I know what do
I kn-
Okay...
Much stronger than it looks
AGHH, GET UP!
What is the ca-
Um, can I go across here?
Nice dived!
Ten out of ten!
AHEUH!
Danmit
Elena!
Could you lend-
Could you lend your body weight please?
Elena?
Thanks
Stand on it
I'm already here!
Waiting for you to do that thing,
that I know you're going to do
HEURH!
Nice!
Thanks Elena!
Hop!
God almighty...
Here we go...
Or I could just leave you here,
you'd probably be safer
Among the water
I'll come back for you later
Look out below!
Careful, careful
Nice
We did it!
Again!
Roger doger!
HEEEEEVE!
Lift the other side,
it was already in the air!
Some times I think,
Nathan doesn't make any sense,
Drake is up to somethin'
DAMN!
Are those all the pirates?
POI-SON!
No
Clever
Yeah!
Man, the mocap is so good
Really makes you feel like there's a person behind that
Like, character model
Okay, so that's the same thing she just read out
It's good to have a memorbelia of it though
Nate, you could afford so much shit,
with all the stuff you collect on these trips
Sketch it in!
Put in the old journalrouny
And we'll get the last supper going
Honor among thieves
That's a good ass picture Nate
Should really abandon this whole pirate,
treasure hunting thing,
and just become an artist
Okay...
Let's go Eleners!
Now it makes a lot more sense
That was getting dark
Oh god...
Not in a million years,
would you catch me
CLIMBING!
NATE!
SHIT!
AAAOHH
Fast now Nate,
fast please?
How? I just broke everything!
Is she gonna find a special way?
God dangit
I made a nice little path for her
I'm gonna beat you
I'mma beat you!
I'mma beat you!
I'mma beat you!
YES!
IT IS I!
JACK IS THE WINNER!
Love you...
Hehehehe...
This is cool though
Is that big mountain still in the background?
So it is
This way or this way?
Le canon!
That wasn't pretty bad,
I thought it was funny Elena
Fuck Nate!
It's a nice house
I've always been a fan of these old tiny houses,
for like,
the casks downstairs,
and the little fireplace
Like,
It was probably a shit place to live in at the time,
compared to modern housing,
but there's just something so cozy looking about it
It like when you sleep outside with a campfire
Your first job...
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hey I'm pretty good!
Can I play the harp?
Harp is the symbol of Ireland
Yeah!
That's fuckin' ominous sounding
This is incredible though!
Look at all the details everywhere!
Someone was a fan of gold!
Actually he was a pirate, of course he fuckin' was
Weee!
Just picked up bullets
Sure I'd k-
Well there's guns everywhere
Are we gonna start fighting?
I'd actually much rahter have this thing,
'cause I have full ammo in it
Oh, we're gonna start fighting
There's even-
Oh god
The prince
Hahaha
Don't even joke about pirate ghosts Nate
Where are these footprints going?
Door?
No...
Hello?
Yesssss
Up and at em'
How'd you get up here?
I swear to god,
she has a teleporter in her pocket somewhere
Go this way?
AGHH
I didn't mean to fall!
Still going this way
Shit, was I supposed to go down?
Awwww man, hehe
I was trying to make fun of Elena,
'cause she got up ahead of me,
so I was gonna be like:
YAAAY!
I'm still ahead of yooouuu!
Wait...
Really?
The footprints just started over there
Kick it in!
Ummm...
You have a grenade launcher...
Just saying,
you could probably just fire that at somebody
Euh...
WOOOAAAH
Well that fuckin'
took of very quickly
Come out of cover Nate
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god, I hate it!
HEUH!
TASTE GRENADES,
BITCH!
WOO!
I'm so glad I stil have this grenade launcher,
from before
Oh oh
OH OH
Is he not dead yet?
MOTHER OF CHRISTO
Is he dead now?
That's not gonna kill me
AGHHH
You know what'll kill you tough?
OH!
HOLY BAGORY!
Oh shit
Oh shit
I'm in a bad place right now
I can pick up that dude's minigun!
FUCK YOU GUYS!
FUCK YOU GUYS!
Ohhh I want the minigun!
Elena, go get the minigun and bring it to me!
Seeing as you can barely ever get shot
Here we go
Here we go, fuckin' snipers
I'm already down!
I can't get down any further
HEY!
HEY!
OOOWWWW!
Sons of bitches!
Need a better gun!
I need a better gun!
Hey hey!
I got a better gun!
Oh god
Oh god
Oh jeso
Oh jesum!
OH jesum!
AGHH!
STAP IT!
FUCK!
STOP IT!
How'd you guys get in here?
I thought you blocked the barr- the door!
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Elena, you beast!
AGGHHHH!
Kill em'
Kill em'
Kill em'
Kill em' please!
YES!
FUCK YOU!
WOOOOOO,
MAMA LAMA
NIIICE
This gun is awesome!
Did I see a grenade on the ground here a second ago?
To pick up?
Nope!
AGGGHHH!
Here we go!
I know there are snipers,
and I could probably swing across the roof,
and everything,
but I want that minigun!
Stick your head up!
Hahaha
Should have kept it down!
You're not taking down shit!
NYEHAHA
GOT EM'!
Nice
Oh was that the end?
DUUUUUDDDE!
Oh maaan
I can't use this manymore
MMMM, I shoulda picked it up when I had the chance
There was a grenade back there
Shit I shoulda pikced up those guns
Danmit!
AWOOSH!
AAAHBUAH!
Avery?
Thanks
Nice
Thanks for reading it to me
It's a nice house bro
C'mon secret passageway
Hehe...
Upstairs?
Why do I have to walk everywhere, let me run!
That's what I'm doing
Ah I got a coin!
That's a plate...
Or somethin'
Owwww...
What's up dudes?
What it do?
The candlesticks
The globe
The...The...
This thing 'cause it's glowing
Nope just a clock
Maybe the soldier dude!
I knew it was the globe!
That's awesome!
I was... I was gonna do that
First...
After everything that's happened to us,
I don't think careful is gonna cut it anymore
That isn't open very far...
Ha...
That's spooky
That's a horror game trope
"Avery's Descent"
Oh there's rats everywhere, I don't like rats
Really?
Heheha!
That was in The Last of Us as well
You had to smack your controller around
Coolio
Hehe...
Oh shit
Somethin' like that
There's footprints!
Yeah...
Let's follow the footprints
OH I don't like it
Less of the creakies please
I'm with you Eleners
Hahaha...
Unclench...
I can't go up there?
Why?
God damn it, I can't climb anything
Ooh footprints!
We can get through that
You don't even need to lift it,
you could squeeze over that!
Oh, it's gonna collapse
Yep
That's why I'm able to climb up this!
I knew this was very weird looking on it's own
We have a lighter
(lighter noise)
See?
Elena where are you?
How do they still work? You've been in and out of water!
Ahh, there you are!
Where you going?
Hahaha...
Where are you?
I'm trying to judge where the sound is coming from
Ahh there we are!
How did you find those?
You know what? I'm not gonna question it Elena
I'm just glad that you did
Your gonna burn my head
It's this way!
Don't burn me now!
My little signature frinch,
is what keeps me going
That is a lot of strength Elena
Impressive!
Aww cool!
If you hold the torch close to the roof,
does it burn it?
Yeaaahh, that's awesome!
That's a nice detail
Okay, movin' forward!
♫ Makin our way through cave,
walkin' slow,
crawlin' through,
go fuck yourself,
Dudududududu
Dududu ♫
It's a good song
Can I burn these?
C'mon I wanna burn them
There's branches right there burn em'
Burn the branches!
Ohhh...
That's one of my favorite things in Metro: Last Light
When you go through the cobwebs with your lighter,
it burns them all
That's a lot of bones
Yes please
This is fuckin' creepy
God damn it
Are these all the hands of people who stole money from him?
"Stole"
He stole first
Ohh, that's not good
Hahahahahaha!
Gibbits...
Hehehehehehe...
Ahh, that's why I love Elena
She's cool
She knows how to make a joke or two...
Whoa...
Whoa!
FUCKIN' JESUS!
Booper traps!
That's what all the explosions are,
from the other people
I don't like this
You guys are gonna suffocate
These ones aren't going off...
This- These-
This can't be good for your lungs
Or shrapnell will fly out and kill you
Oh god...
AGHHH!
Yep!
Oh, you do not know what's at the bottom of this
Okay, we're okay
That could've went TERRIBLY Elena
Don't fuckin' tell me to go down a hole anymore
Ribcages
"The hearts that hardened against me"
That'll get your children to sleep at night
AGGHHHH!
FACK!
This place is treacherous
Im'ma die down here
I'm not okay with that,
I'm not okay with dying
OH Jesus fuckin' Christ
OH
GOD!
How are you not dead?
They all exploded around you!
Nate, you're a beast!
Oh god...
Oh god, they're fuckin' everywhere...
They're EVERYWHERE!
BREATHE?
What about your bones?!
Haha
Good lord...
I don't like mummies
Don't come to life
We're still waitin' on the supernatural element of the game to kick in
If there is one
Because there normally is at the end of Uncharted games
Maybe these are gonna come to life and try and kill me
I don't want that!
Can I just take out a gun and shoot these things before I get near them?
Seems like a logical step to me
Oh oh
Oooh a flare
Hahaha...
Such a cute dysfuntional couple
Oh god, which way do I go?
What if Sam got killed by one of these things?
What if Sam was stupid?
Oh will this quinch if I go under-
AGH SHIT
AGH SHIT!
Fuckers!
Thanks for lighting up the area though!
Makes it much easier to kill all of you
FUCKERS!
Yeah that's some good shooting right there
Right there!
Uh huh, uh huh
AGHH!
Kablamo!
Spladao!
HEEEUUURH!
AGHH!
Do you not think it's bad enough to be blowing up everything down here?
You fuckin'...
MORONS!
I don't like these guys
These guys are stupid
Stick your head up!
Stick your head out!
C'mon, stick your head out!
Oh, don't have a helmet anymore do ya?
OHHH, TWO FOR ONE!
AGH!
Okay, Im'ma get one of these things
Not this!
Ah shite!
KILL HIM!
Thanks Elena!
No not that!
NOT THIS!
THIS!
There we go, I finally picked up the thing I wanted
And it has two shots in it...
Oh, this is a shotgun,
I thought it was the grenade launcher thing
Okay, I'll pick up this then
69 bullets, that's good
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, OH OH
You okay bro?
Is he dead?
Okay,
HOOSH!
Elena do not get in front of a man who's throwing a grenade!
I have a better aim than you do
AGHH, NOT HIS GUY THOUGH!
NICE!
Good LORD, you take a lot of bullets
Ha, you less so
God...
This place is not good for my health
WOOO!
AGH!
I DON'T LIKE IT!
NO!
I like this gun though
I don't think we're done fighting these dudes
Are we?
Nope
Oww!
HEUH!
Is that a minigun dude?
That's a minigun dude!
Oh thank god!
JESUS,
FUCK!
Ohh, I don't!
Fuckin' diein' over here!
"The mouths that spoke ill of me"
Are those bottom jaws?
Jesus...
Fuckin' hell...
Yes...
Good one
Where do I go then if this all loops?
Echo!
Ehco...
Ahh, backwards!
Jesus...
That's crazy!
Why would you fight down here?
Fight up above
Excuse me fella
Nice hat though
NYEH BONESY
Is it speed?
It says:
All beware of the key,
it is poisonous!
Hehe
Oka-
Ohhhh
Those were the ones on platforms that I had to walk across!
Is this gonna be a puzzle?
I don't want it to be a puzzle...
Oh, this whole place is full of them!
Oh god...
Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!
OH GOD!
AHH FUCK!
GO BACK!
AHHHH!
I don't like them guys...
They are the suck
SHUT UP Nate!
Oh fuck!
Oh JESUS, they're everywhere
DUCK!
AGGGGGHHHHHH!
How did you survive?
Really wish I could send Elena first from now on
I don't think my bones can take much more explosions
Careful...
Yeah...
Everything down here is creepy!
Okay, thanks
I wanted to walk around you,
but I'm glad you didn't allow me to do that
HUER! I got a maraca!
Chicachicachicachica
Can't tell, hehe...
Ohhhhh, crap
Okay, so I got the note then for this
Ah shit
Umm...
No
This one
Is it this one?
Yes okay
At the bottom right of that, so it should be safe to walk...
Here?
Ahhaha
Okay, and the bottom right of that one, it's just the same
So I should be able to walk here?
And here
Okay...
The top two on the boat
SHUT UP!
Okay, so this is safe in the to left
Oh god...
And the skull is the bottom right so It's over there?
So I should be able to walk around...
AHHHHH!
Fuckin' hell
My butthole has never been tighter
Could crush walnuts
Actually I could crush chessnuts
Those are harder
Don't drop the thing!
Oh there's light up here
Yep
Are these gonna explode?
Please no
Key?
Key
Hahaha...
No ticking yet
BOOM!
Hehehe...
It's safe
Aahhhhh
Okay, swing!
I'm tryin'
I mean we might be okay here anyway
Oh shit balls
Grab the sword Nate!
HEEEURRR!
Got it!
FUCK!
Ohhhh, I don't like it
Damn it Nate!
BE BETTER AT THIS!
Fuck sake...
If all the EXPLOSIONS weren't right in my face!
Ohhh god
Oh god!
GO FASTER!
Surprised that that's still sharp
Now SPRINT please!
Run!
Ohhhhh nooooo!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, I think we're safe
I think we're safe
Oh Jesus!
Oh NOPE!
Nope!
Ow my face
WOOOOAHCH
Oh my fuckin' ass and back and balls
So much fuck you
Elena?
Asshole!
Hahaha...
Kiss, kiss, kiss...
YAAAAY!
You guys are weird
Ummm...
Okay!
Well I'm gonna leave this episode here!
I really thought that I would get to the end in this one
"No Escape"
Okay,
Umm,
I don't know how much longer is in the game,
I THINK,
the next one then might be the last one
I'm not sure but,
It might be a bit longer,
just to fill it all in but,
this seems like a great place to stop this one 'cause,
it's starting a new chapter,
we got a nice...
Zen moment at the end there,
a nice calming moment
Anyway!
Thank you guys som much for watching this episode!
If you LIKED it,
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE,
LIKE A BOSS!
AND, high fives all 'round
*wha-pish* *wha-pish*
But THANK you guys,
and I will se all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!
God damn it, that was a lot of running,
a lot of explosions,
and a lot of me almost deadness...
That was fun
