- Jesus! That's fucking loud! Stop it!
Also, [amazed] WHOA!!!
Holy fuck!
Hi!
[normally] Jesus! That guy was big! What's going on? Are you the Mars rover?
Oh God, there's nothing that's gonna be hiding in the distance, is there?
[laughs] What the...
Whoa!
That's a T-rex!
Some of your hills aren't- [*gust of wind*]
I don't like this!
I don't like this at all! It's a main menu!
Stop!
When are you guys gonna come to life?
[*gun firing*]
I keep thinking some of those big hills are just big fucking monsters.
Okay, where am I? Okay.
[*high fives camera*]
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE and welcome back to The Brookhaven Experiment!
I did try this out before, but it was just a demo.
This is supposedly the full release of the game, so I'm looking forward to trying this out- [fearfully] Oh God, he's back!
[*creature shrieks*] [normally] That is fuckin' awesome lookin'!
And I keep hearing other things around and I don't like them!
That is SO COOL! Can I turn off the flashlight? There we go.
[amazed] WHOA!
[normally] Hi, friend! Yeah, you tried to kill me at the end of the demo when I played it.
I think stuff is just making noises to try to make me a little scared, isn't it?
Ahhh!
[*gun firing*]
STOP IT!!
Jesus Christ okay what do we have, open menu.
Great.
I have a tactical blade.
Oh, yes!
[mimicks whipping the knife around]
NIICE!!
okay i have extra stuff now and quit to main menu. No
close menu, No!
I need my flashlight back please
so much more helpful. okay.
[screams startled, then laughs]
Okay.  Let's play campaign.
"Shoot to select."  This is just --
[*shoots gun*] Okay, survival I assume, it's what I did in the demo.  I was just trying to survive waves.
Ooh - okay.
"Mode select"
Ooo-oooh!  Here we go.  Abandoned factory.
[shoots gun]
Oh wait, no that's just to go back.  Oh.
I get it - I get it, my bad.  My B.  Haha.
Sorry.  *laugh*
"Abandoned Factory."  Okay.
I'll try and shoot em dead!
[Removes headset from face]
I should be good i should be able to do
this no shitting of your pants okay
Are we in. What am I doing with my tatical blade out?
this is kali maintain radio silence look
out for hostile always check your six
over
Oh god! oh god I don't have my gun. Oh, so this is what the campaign is stab stab
OK. I have to stop this dude when he comes up. Hi Friend!
Hi feller.  you are you are you okay
you're looking a little... DEAD! Oh god.  I
can't I can't swing super fast Oh hi I see another
One out there
(Over the radio) Your tracker is active and I can see
that you're in the old folten machining
place
yes. There are still enough active GPS satellites to
get the job done
I've got report to a large herd of
hostels in your area
yeah i know i can hear them. You better unholster. Over.
Jesus Christ get away from  me cables. oh hi
how's it going
you good. nice to see you. thanks for
coming out
I hope that gun of yours is loaded. WOOH
NIICCEE!!!
Are you guys ready?? TO GET SHOT!!!! Shoot boxes to acquire upgrades
what did I just get? good luck charm.
also when you try and look at it, It moves across the screen. So it's fucking hard.
ok I see you I see... [gunshot]  You!
haha headshots for days you want to come
in as well
I am feeling lots of people might want
to come in and have a little bit of fun
with jack
But you're not All [gunshot] owed [gunshots] God [more gunshots]
it's not that easy aim. Kill em!! Oh Hi! [gunshot] Jesus christ.
its not that aim, because this thing is far blurrier
Oh God ok this thing is far blurrier
than you think it is
there we go it's ok it's only mode
your voice will draw more of them to
your position. WOAH!
as long as you keep moving that tracker will let me
know you're still on mission
how can I move? I cant move in the game. 
place and get out of there
clear the remaining houses in that place and
get out of there
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can shoot him you keep saying if you
stand stand you're gonna die
but James is fucking christ hello
you fucking bitch I can i reload it is
all god I got the more cheese
papo accuracy for four percent about
shifting of funds a hundred percent
Smith haha ok cool
wow this is nice this is good this is
very feeling fresh and delicious
are you having fun um forsake it can you
fuck off
I additional ammo or first aid kit
additional level I don't think I need a
first aid kit right now I'm not about 90
health
time I thought I could shoot the board
i'm a lightweight piston with a high
rate of fire
what's happening my thing stop tracking
okay that was weird
I'm very fair a world apart as hangar
it's not the 1i have that looks like
about the 1i have I let's say this i
want to try different gonna see what
it's like
oh yeah this is like a little Glock
ok I you want to fuck
this is a good luck charm increase your
guns chance we could go ahead o Shah
special level
I don't have any special building
upgrades no I'm small-block great all I
have
elburn 80 and any scopes
but that was to finish that thing
oh nice little chairman the end of it
that's adorable
do you think he's all my efforts
it's super quiet can i change my things
ok ok ok yeah nice not nice
the fuck back black
you always wonder as well in movies and
shit because they don't aim down the
iron sights much
you're always like oh we're going to
actually get it head shots that way you
can like when you're able to go like
this i'm not looking on their site you
can kind of see where the gun is gonna
be anyway so
ok hi come on
the closer I don't have I don't fucking
I don't have all day
busy bar but thanks to their people to
see
it'll be dark but you won't miss it the
fire will light your way
that's where that's where that fire
there's three fires which was going to
get my way that you find in fact we
don't you fuckin dota 2
ok I'm not listening tonight's the
fuckin noises that are scarier than the
zombies
yay I get additional a box i didn't take
any damage stink your flashlight go
oh awesome this is where we played the
other one
I know lady this is replayed the last
one
I'm i'm going with this there's a
stronger Gordon didn't fire faster with
this one stronger
the fourth grade I don't think it yeah
nice looking chairs with this special
have a whole 10 any of you guys want to
do anything for me
I'm who are proximity mine all work out
a regular prenatal do receives again
let's do this let's fucking go let's go
let's go
okay then where you're headed clear cap
I get ya the Brookhaven experiment
it started in Brookhaven I get it makes
sense that this map is scary
oh shit I can't see anything
ok hi these the sound is good so I can
kind of see and hear where they're
coming from
only head shots will do right now okay i
need to watch out for my battery
damn ok turn off the flashlight for a
second
hello all right
haha
what up who wants to go home shit
ok maybe maybe I should be going for
headshots the fuckit
ok ok it's gonna be like that come on up
in my face bitch
my dear that wave but it's okay good
well my heart somebody five percent
accuracy
I'm get better and get better at the old
shooting banks so that i could send help
so let's get so I'm increase ammunition
to get more ammo for you
158 what that's less level
I didn't get any new gods oh I want to
do parda a sawn-off shotgun
the serpent I want to 44 Magnum hi i
just keep going with the thing we have
nine 330 bullets
he's equipped with you guys no spam 0
and 0 light up the sky with burning
phosphorus that huh
that is no use for me right now I need
to light up my enemies with burning fire
burning napalm please was to go
who's out there who wants to face a lot
of them actually is quite scary
I mean I'm talking a big game I'm
talking to a game but i'm actually quite
here because when you're in the world
it's fucking scary got it
are you a big one
oh my god
God's you need to be good with your
shots on him because they take a lot
more damage than the use of the demo
fight that
here we go I like I'm standing not at
all like you could use where you're
going
we were just curious could you just shut
up
oh oh oh what the fuck
I saw you before last night but you seem
even bigger now
ok fight what's who's closer
stop that oh god oh shit
one of the big dudes
I look how concentrated fucking guys
over there
Cloverfield knocking down everything all
right
yes there we go
I see you in the distance can I I ok
no I was no fucking around anymore no
fuckin around no fucking around anymore
yes baby I don't fuck when it comes to
monsters
unless it's fucking him up then I
thought really tired
yeah eighty-three percent accuracy
that's what I'm on about Wow check the
moment out
I'm still upset health ok good looking
more waves
it's fun having a good time
hey you guys this ordering very slowly
towards your craft is a big one
get him get him get him get him
oh that's a hundred percent accuracy
already baby always were so many of you
ok I'm going great on this i'm going to
put it on you
oh that's a little close
ok so I less damage is a thing on me
there actually is friendly fire on me
that's good to know now i go through
great
bullshit
good fucking stressful I don't like it
yes I want to make sure that it gives
the hookups in accuracy
shit that wasn't one of the things they
just fired more than I should have but I
don't talking like it when did you do
that
can you stop ah fuck time my guide I'm
like I don't get a hundred and accuracy
because they panic and shoot wait what
they should
how fucking gangster style watch 4000
that it here more
you know I see more I I not see more I
jack
haha little bubbling through doorways
outdoors
you better have enough ammo for the
bigger specimen I'm o for our I said
it's a survival I see the grenades
Oh
sure times the size reload reload
ah Oh fucking help you just made like a
gorilla sounds like a or a bear sound
like em when you died when you get into
that building
you need to make your way to the
basement and get one of the backup
generators going
the general wants to provide enough
power for more than emergency lighting
but it will let you use the computers in
the observatory
if your path is clear it's time to move
okay got it cool
forget thanks Susie great
hold on a second was my accuracy
something for bad about all I think
we're moving on to the next level
are we additional level I shot it yes
please thank you can shoot the moon
ah ok laughs basement right so I'm gonna
move on to that for the next episode all
my god I'm blind
it was so dark inside this thing that
taking it off now I super fucking right
over here
oh god I'm fun I'm glad that the
survival is fun the last time but having
an actual story go around it and seeing
the monsters walk around and having kind
of build it's very hokey like we didn't
mean for this to happen
the Brookhaven experiment all this stuff
it sounds ridiculous but it's going to
hear it's going to actually have a story
element to go along with it now and to
move through levels faster than I'm not
sitting in one area for ages and ages to
shoot nudes endlessly because that gets
kind of boring after a while but they're
having upgrades have in terms all these
different both special ammo or throwable
items different guns really cool i
really like this game plan for it is
just standing still and shooting stuff
in the face but it's very tense and i
really like an eight it's a weird
experience when you see something coming
toward you look right here in front of
you and actually looks like a
fully-realized creature
awesome anyway thank you guys so much
for watching this episode if you liked
it punch line but at that face
I got my eyes and my nose around like
nice it was AI de niro
actually picking this time you visit
this games got a lot of shit
oh yes in the school physics thing
you're not gonna be able to finish the
level
gosh you spin me right round baby right
round like a record
I should not hit my life with so many
cables
