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[cheering]
>>Camille! Hi!
>>Maggie! Hi!
>>Oh, hello!
>>It's been too long!
>>I know!
>>Oh my goodness.
You guys, this is my friend
Maggie from my grad program.
>>Hi!
>>We both went to school with
the bride.
I can't believe you came all
the way out here from Utah!
>>Oh, no, I'm from New
Hampshire.
>>Oh, but I thought you were
Mormon.
>>Oh yeah, but not all
Mormons are from Utah.
>>Huh.
>>Oh, yeah.
I'm pretty sure my aunt's
Mormon,
and she said they all live in
a commune together.
>>Oh.
>>Yeah.
>>Oh, that's not true.
There's like, millions of us,
so--
>>Oh. That must be,
like, a ton of communes then.
>>Yeah.
>>Yeah.
>>Sorry, Glen gets excited
about other people's cultures.
>>Oh. Okay.
>>Oh! Maggie, that was close!
>>What?
>>You're not supposed to
drink, right?
>>No, I don't drink alcohol.
This is water, so...
I still have to consume
fluids to live.
>>Oh, wow!
See, I just thought it was
all liquid
and that maybe you guys didn't
live for very long.
>>What?
>>Yeah, well...
That's really cool.
>>Put your phone away!
She's right there.
[gasps].
>>Oh, I am so sorry.
Devils be gone!
[spits].
>>There you go.
>>Salt.
>>Take care of it.
>>Then I'll
just put it in--
>>Forgive her.
>>Sorry, I'll put it
in the holy water.
It's fine.
And you know what?
We've got to put it in
the holy rice.
>>Rice.
Holy rice.
[laughs]
>>Get that liquid out.
It'll work out.
It's fine.
Good.
Sorry.
>>Okay, do you guys think
I'm, like, Amish or something?
Because that's not the same
as being Mormon,
and I'm pretty sure that holy
rice is offensive
to Catholics.
>>Do you know Tom Cruise?
>>Oh!
>>No.
>>That's too bad.
I thought all Mormons knew
each other.
>>Yeah!
>>Well, he's a Scientologist,
so--
>>Oh, but dating must have been
crazy though, right?
Because if he doesn't have a
beard that's,
yay long, you can't look him
in the eyes.
>>Oh!
>>Okay.
>>I read that somewhere.
>>No, that's not a thing.
>>What about when you had
to bind your feet
until your toes
were all deformed?
That must have been really
hard.
>>Oh yeah!
>>You're thinking of Chinese
foot binding
from, like, a hundred years ago.
>>Oh yeah!
My aunt told me they
can't really talk
about their church.
That's the first rule
of their church.
>>Oh.
>>Fight Club.
You're thinking of Fight
Club!
>>Oh.
I'm sorry, I can be such
a goober some--
Oh! I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to curse.
>>Which word was the curse
word?
>>All of them?
Educate me about your
religion!
I've never read "The Da Vinci
Code."
>>What?
>>Guys, huddle up for a
picture!
>>No!
>>Are you kidding me?
She's Mormon!
If you photograph her, she'll
die.
>>I think that's vampires?
>>No, I think it's the photo
will age instead of her.
>>Dorian Gray.
>>Her soul will be split
into seven parts
and scattered across Hogwarts,
guys.
>>Guys, seriously!
Come on!
>>Oh, Maggie, we're so sorry.
We really just-- we want to
understand your culture.
That's really all.
>>It's fine, okay?
It's okay.
>>Maybe we can all
get lunch sometime
and you can explain this to us?
You know, before your people
migrate south for the winter.
>>Okay, no!
No.
Okay-- that's birds.
You're thinking of birds,
okay?
>>I think that's Mormons.
>>That's an animal.
I need you to understand.
Do you know birds?
>>No...
>>Say it: birds!
>>Mormons?
>>bir-- Mormons.
>>Mor-birds.
>>Okay, clearly Mormonism is
a very misunderstood religion,
but it's actually
a pretty standard
religious culture.
[phone rings]
[sighs]
[gasps]
>>I can have a phone!
>>Well.
>>I have to take
this,
because it's my sister who
has nine kids.
She's trying to find a
long-sleeve wedding dress
for her 18-year-old daughter,
who's marrying a guy
she met three weeks ago.
>>Mormons are so strange.
>>Yeah...
>>You know?
Yeah.
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