- What it do spy ninjas.
It is 5:30 in the morning right now,
and I just discovered how to
make people poop on command.
No, no, no,
seriously.
It's a real thing,
it's a scientific theory,
and with this device,
I think I cracked the code.
I'm gonna go wake up
the Spy Ninjas right now
and tell them the big news.
Chad and Vy are sleeping,
right over here as usual.
Hey,
hey guys wake up!
- It's too early Daniel.
- Guys,
come on guys wake up,
I have some amazing news,
what I've figured out might
help us defeat Project Zorgo
once and for all.
- Tell me in an hour Daniel.
- Yeah.
- Let's turn the lights on.
There you go,
wakey, wakey!
- [Vy] Oh no!
- I was having a good dream.
- Better be about me.
- It was about Daniel.
(siren)
(screams)
- Daniel!
- Wake up Chad and Vy,
there is big important news.
- Are you insane dude?
- What time is it?
And why are you talking into that thing?
- It's still dark outside, Daniel.
- Oh my god!
- What's so important that
you need to wake us up for,
better be good.
- It's amazing,
it's amazing!
I got to wake up Regina too.
Regina,
Regina!
Wake up!
Rise and shine,
come on!
- Better be important Daniel.
- I figured out an
amazing scientific theory
that scientists have been
trying to prove for years.
Regina,
wake up.
- Why is she sleeping
with her jeans on, Regina?
- [Chad] Oh I did too I guess.
- Rise and shine.
- Why are you guys here?
Get out.
- Vy do the thing.
- Do the thing?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, oh okay.
♪ Rise and shine ♪
♪ Rise and shine ♪
oh.
- Guys, guys!
- What?
- I figured out how to make
people poop on command.
- That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
- No, no, no,
we can use it against hackers,
don't you see?
- Daniel,
why are you wearing a diaper?
(laughs)
- [Chad] Ew!
- Wait,
I've never seen you wearing those before.
- Come on guys we're going
to test it right now.
Follow me,
follow me.
It's an invention that I made.
- Let's see it.
- Right here,
right here look.
- I don't know Daniel,
it just seems really impossible.
- You can't make people poop on command,
it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- No, no.
It's a real thing,
you can google it for yourself.
It's called The Brown Note.
Scientists have been trying
to discover it for years.
- Hey Siri,
Brown Note.
Wait a second,
look at this.
Wikipedia,
The Brown Note is a
frequency that is rumored
to have the ability to cause the listener
to lose control of their bowels.
- [Daniel] Their bowels.
- It's a real thing, Brown Note.
It says it's a frequency,
that's a sound,
so it's a certain sound
that causes you to go (blows raspberries).
- And remember those blue
prints that Perlita stole
from the participle pyramid,
and the blue prints told me
to put some things together
to create this.
- This speaker shoots out the frequency
that causes people to poop.
- It's called the transducer.
You aim this at somebody.
- You haven't yet explained to us Daniel,
why you're wearing diapers.
- Well the reason why I'm wearing this,
obviously is because
you know I had to find
out if it worked one way.
- [Chad] Wait.
- So you pooped yourself?
- You tested this on yourself?
- Yeah, yeah.
And then I changed my pants
and I'm prepared now.
- So you're saying that
you already poo-poo
in your pants area twice?
- Hey we don't have to get
all graphic with it but...
- Oh Daniel!
- I can tell you guys think I'm nuts.
You don't believe me,
we could try it right now.
Vy,
I'll try it on you.
- No, no, no!
No, no, no.
Twice a week is good enough for me.
- [Chad] Try it on Regina.
- No!
- I'll try it on you, Regina.
- No!
- Chad?
- Um, no thanks, Daniel.
- Guys, you don't understand.
This is an amazing invention.
Think about if we use this on hackers.
(crowd) Oh!
- I like where you are going with this.
Project Zorgo is aways poopin'.
- [Chad] Poopin'!
- Yes!
- These are the items that Perlita stole
from the black pyramid right?
So that means Project
Zorgo is probably trying
to use it on us,
but now we have it,
and can use it on them.
- Yes,
you guys want to see if this
invention actually works?
Make some hackers poop their pants?
- Heck yeah,
let's make some hackers poop their pants!
(crowd cheers)
Let's go!
(crowd cheers)
Let's go,
wait, wait, wait.
wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second,
we can't go like this you guys.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
- Like what?
- You don't know what's wrong?
- No!
- Seriously?
- Oh it's Vy's hair,
it's a mess!
We can't go out in public like this.
- That's not it Daniel.
- Oh!
Okay.
- [Vy] Wait, no (gibberish)
can you go to the bathroom?
- [Chad] Go to the bathroom.
- Okay, okay.
- He was going to change
right in front of us?
- Yeah what's wrong with him?
- So rude.
- [Chad] Bathroom's that way.
Okay.
- There's ladies present here,
you can't be doing that.
- [Regina] Yes.
- Never change your
diaper in front of a lady.
Oh I think the sun's
finally coming up now.
(screams)
- [Chad] Whoa!
- Let's go to the park,
and make hackers poop their pants.
- [Chad] Yes.
(cheers)
On the park.
Yes
- Yes!
I can't wait to try this out Daniel.
- There's got to be hackers here, right?
They're always at the park.
You sure I can't just
test it out on you, Vy?
- No, no, no, no,
I've gone like two days ago already,
so I'm good.
- [Chad] Two days ago.
- That don't seem too good to me.
- [Chad] No.
- Okay.
- Most people go once per day, Vy.
- Whatever.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Guys.
- What is it Daniel?
What is it?
- Is that a hacker over there?
That's definitely a hacker.
Okay,
well this device only works
when you're within 10 feet,
so let's scoot on up.
- [Chad] Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
- [Chad] Scoot on up,
scoot on up.
- Scooting on up.
- [Chad] Good job, Regina.
- Who's the lucky hacker,
who's going to get (gibberish).
- [Vy] Oh!
- How could a stupid device
like that make someone go poop,
it makes no sense at all.
- I really do Daniel,
I mean you're kind of a
poo expert in our group so.
- I could show you the
proof back home, guys.
- No, we don't need to see that.
- What hacker is that?
- I can't really tell which one it is.
- Oh my gosh.
Oh look at that.
- [Chad] He's wearing suspenders.
- PZ 314.
- That's pretty good impersonation.
- Well thank you, Chad.
Thank you.
- I would never want to do
an impersonation challenge
against you, Regina.
(cries)
Hey,
I would beat you at impersonating Chad.
(cries)
You can't beat me at that.
(gibberish)
okay,
maybe you can.
- Guys stop messing around here,
we got to get back to the important stuff,
making the hackers poop their pants.
- [Chad] Okay.
- [Vy] Yes!
- [Regina] Very important.
- True, true,
this is super important, yeah.
- Okay,
you guys ready for this?
- I am ready.
- So ready.
- Okay.
- 59, 60.
- Hey Lacky!
- 51, what?
- Come over here and make yourself useful.
- Come on man I'm trying to get it pumped.
- Well I'm trying to figure this out,
and I need your genius.
- If you put it that way.
(grunts)
What do we got over here
that you need my genius for.
- I got this little scrap of paper off
of this piecey Doppelganger Guy
that I defeated in a mission.
- What is that guy?
- It's none of your business,
but I have no idea what this means.
Decode it for me.
- Oh, okay.
Let me see.
I don't know, Melvin.
I don't see a lot of
clues on this paper here.
- Well you helping out
good by holding the camera,
otherwise how am I supposed
to get my own pump too.
Speaking of exercise,
you know who doesn't exercise?
- Who's that?
- It's Daniel,
because he probably has
the technology he needs
to decode this.
- Oh yeah!
He's one of them like nerdy tech guys,
because he's not like strong like us.
- And somehow has more clout than me.
- Yeah,
that's pretty strange because
you told me if we exercise
we would get the clout.
- I'm going to call Daniel now,
because I'm sure he can
make better use out of this
than I can.
- You got to make the blast
radius a little bit bigger,
like so right there.
- [Chad] Wow.
- The sound waves will project farther,
it's a very low frequency.
- You were saying it's the Brown Note,
which is like below human hearing I think,
right?
- Yeah,
if you haven't used it for a while,
you got to push this
little red button here.
It's working,
and you got to make sure this cable
is in the input right here.
Make sure you switch it to B.
- [Chad] Okay.
- For brown.
- [Chad] Oh!
- You know poop, brown.
- Oh!
- At least, mine is.
- Oh I thought,
wait yours isn't green?
All right man,
let's talk about pooping.
Me and Vy did actually,
back in the day,
it's a parody song.
♪ This is how we poop ♪
♪ Doo-Doo doo-doo ♪
♪ This is how we poop ♪
- Let's just,
come on guys.
Very important sitting right there,
I want to see if he poops his pants.
- [Crowd] Okay lets do it.
- Three,
- [Crowd] Two,
one.
- [Chad] Wait, what's that?
Hey man, your phone right now?
- Really at this moment?
- Stand behind the tree.
- I always forget to
put my phone in silent.
Did the hacker hear it?
- [Chad] Nope,
nope he didn't hear.
- [Vy] It's fine.
- Who could possibly be
calling me right now?
Melvin.
Yeah I'm not going to answer this.
(gibberish)
- Hello?
- Hello, Daniel!
- What do you want, Melvin?
- I just want to tell you something.
- What? That I need to hit the gym?
- No! No!
- Oh, are you going to
make fun of my bald patches
in my beard again?
- [Chad] Whoa! You do
have a big bald patch.
- What? Well,
nah!
- What? Are you going
to make fun of the fact
that the only way I could
fall asleep every night
is listening to CoComelon nursery rhymes?
- What?
- [Chad] What?
- What? I never said anything like that.
- What a goober.
- Did you say CoComelon nursery rhymes?
The little baby songs?
- Daniel's a little baby.
(gibberish)
- Twinkle, twinkle little Daniel.
- Hey no,
they got much better songs than that.
- Calm down, Daniel.
I'm trying to help you,
I found this clue.
Apparently you found this
top secret blue print
a while ago right?
It was missing a torn piece,
because I got that
missing piece right here.
So if you want it,
come meet me,
I'll text you my location.
Bye-bye.
- [Chad] Yeah back to this stuff
- Yeah, can we test this out?
- Let's just get back to making
this hacker poop his pants, okay?
we can call Malvin back later, right?
- Let's try it.
- You know what?
Maybe you guys should use it,
here take it,
I want to go meet up with Melvin
because it sounds like
he has something for me.
I got to go.
- [Chad] Okay.
- That's more important.
Yeah I definitely need backup,
Regina in case it is a trap.
- Okay.
- You guys text me for worse,
okay?
- [Chad] Okay.
- All right.
- Let's go, Regina.
- [Chad] Okay.
- Let's get back to 314 here.
Daniel said we have to be within 10 feet.
(gibberish)
- [Chad] And we're pretty far away.
We're definitely more than 10 feet.
Wait,
who is he talking to?
I hear him talking.
- I don't see anybody.
(suspense music)
- It has been seven hours,
all right?
And I'm starting to think
she might not show up.
Oh god!
- Oh he said he's been
waiting for seven hours
for somebody to show up.
- He has roses with him.
- He's waiting for a date?
- [Chad] Wait, hold on.
- Hello?
Yeah, that's me.
- [Chad] Oh my gosh,
oh my gosh Vy.
- Oh my gosh
let's move a little closer, Chad.
- [Chad] Yeah, yeah.
- To the garbage can.
- [Chad] Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
- Hello, yes.
You are seven hours late.
What has gotten into you young lady?
- [Chad] I got to get a closer look, Vy.
- Okay,
Go, go!
(suspense music)
- Explain why you're holding flowers.
- Okay.
I've been sitting here at the park
with a bunch of roses just for you
and you did not show up.
- What?
You never told me you
were going to do that,
plus I've told you already,
I'm not interested.
- Well I don't understand
quite frankly 117,
I am handsome,
I have a sharp wit,
I am very smart.
What more could you ask for in a man.
- Anyway you are just not my type.
- Well I'll tell you what sister,
I doubt you'll ever find
a man who can recite
the value of pi to the 147th decimal.
- And I just think that's hot...
- [Chad] He's talking to a lady.
- Really?
Is it a date?
- It's a female hacker.
- What?
- [Chad] Wait, we still...
- Then you are just the
dumbest person I ever met.
So stupid.
You'll never be as smart as me.
I am the smartest hacker
in all of Project Zorgo.
- That is so rude!
I mean,
what if someone doesn't want to date you,
doesn't mean they're dumb.
Oh my gosh!
- Yeah,
he's being super mean to her.
That makes me mad.
You shouldn't treat people like that.
- Yeah,
if a girl says no,
it means no!
- You know what?
I don't feel so bad about testing out
this thing on him anymore.
- Aiming it at him.
- So stupid.
- [Crowd] Three,
two,
one,
go!
(grunts)
- Oh no,
oh jeez.
- Oh my god,
I think it worked.
- I'm going to have to postpone our date
for another day, 117.
I'll see you later.
- [Chad] Oh my gosh,
oh boy.
- [Vy] Oh my god.
(laughs)
- [Chad] Look at him go,
oh my gosh he pooped his pants.
- Oh my god.
- That is so funny.
- He's holding his bum.
- He had to end the call
because he was pooping
while talking to her on the phone.
- Yeah, oh my gosh.
Wait,
isn't there for the one
that's always wearing diapers?
- He bought some adult
diapers that one time.
- Oh!
- What if this thing didn't work,
what if he just poops his pants all
- All the time.
- The time anyway.
- Aw man!
- So we don't know if
this thing worked now.
What don't we follow 314 here,
and see if he leads us
to any other hackers
so we can test this thing out.
- Oh sounds good,
let's go, let's go.
- Let's go.
- He can't be that quick.
Look how he's running.
He's like running like this.
- [Chad] Oh my gosh.
Wait what's he doing?
- Oh,
he's meeting up with someone.
- [Chad] Who's he meeting up with?
- We are meeting up with Melvin.
The guy who betrayed us,
he's trying to be our friend again.
So apparently he has some sort of clue
about Project Zorgo's
new secret inventions?
- I don't trust him,
I don't think we should be doing this.
I'm going to go back.
- No, no!
Stop it,
although Melvin is
- A big old badonkadonk.
- Lately Melvin has
been trying to help us.
- He was my watch brother, Regina.
You know what that means?
When a man is another man's watch brother
it means more than just,
oh look we got the same watch,
no,
it's a symbol for our special bond.
(gibberish) He doesn't have it anymore.
- 715,
he's wearing the Vikings jersey.
- [Chad] Let's get closer.
- Okay.
- Are you okay?
What the.
Wait a minute.
- Stay back, stay back.
Stay back, stay back.
- What are you doing over here 314?
- Nothing I was just in
the neighborhood you know,
just getting some nice cardio.
- What's that awful smell 314? Oh!
- Oh!
A dog must've came and laid one.
- No I think that's you,
you're the one who stinks over here.
- No, no, no.
That's not true,
that's not true.
- Wait a minute I see something.
- No, no, no.
No, no.
- Did you do dookie in
your pants again 314?
- Not again,
are you insinuating that it
is a reoccurring incontinence?
- Yeah,
I think you do it in North
America, South America, Europe.
You have to poop your
pants all over the place.
- Hey.
- He thought he said continents?
- He doesn't know what incontinence means.
- It means you poop your pants.
- Wait a minute,
don't you wear them adult diapers
so you can poo your
pants whenever you want?
- Depends,
it is only for filing
taxes and time efficiency.
I do not have to use the restroom.
- Oh we're definitely right,
he always poops his pants,
even 715 is making fun
of him for doing it.
- Yeah, he just made fun of
him wearing Depends diapers.
- Yeah but I don't think
you're doing your taxes today,
I saw you talking to your
crush over there, yeah.
- No, no, no.
Not true.
- Speaking of crush,
you know that hacker that likes Vy Qwaint?
He almost took his mask off.
- Now he has a crush, not me.
Yes.
- He knows a lot about the
person who has a crush on you.
Sounds like they're mad at him
because he almost revealed his face.
- Yeah,
and it was so close,
I really wanted him to reveal his face.
- And speaking of mystery men,
that Doppelganger Guy,
- Oh yeah.
- He thinks he knows
where the Boombox Guy is,
you know the one the cheesy
leader wants us to find?
- Oh yes,
Boombox dude.
- I'm going to go look for him now.
- I'm going to go change my pants.
- All right,
I'm going to go,
see you later.
- It sounds like 715
has a lot of really important
information that he knows.
He might do something
about the Doppelganger Guy,
the crush person,
and the Boombox Guy.
- He's full of information.
We got to use this against him,
right?
- Yeah,
why don't we try this out on 715 since
he doesn't have a leaky problem.
Then we'll know if this
thing works or not,
and then we'll be able to get
more information out of him.
Because he'll be like don't do that again,
I don't want to poop my pants anymore,
ill tell you anything I want.
- Let's go.
- Let's try to sneak up on him.
- He's right over there.
(suspense music)
- Yeah I can't believe it either,
we've been looking for this guy.
- Ready?
- [Chad] Ready to test this out?
- Ready,
three,
- [Crowd] two,
one.
Go!
(grunts)
- I don't know if I can
keep going on this mission,
I got to find a camper.
- [Chad] Oh my gosh.
He's.
- He is running away,
he's holding his butt check.
- Oh my god,
it worked Vy.
- It totally worked Daniel's a genius.
- Oh my gosh, this is so crazy.
Oh wow!
- He's the poo master.
- We better put this thing
away for safe keeping.
This is a dangerous product,
okay?
Put it in your backpack.
We don't want it to actually only go off
and be shooting us,
okay?
- Closing it,
unplugging it.
- [Chad] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now that you got that put away
we need to go follow 715 Vy,
because he has information
about the Doppelganger,
about your crush,
and then
- Boombox Guy.
- And the Boombox Guy as well so.
Whoa!
Hey get back,
that's Vy's bag,
that's Vy's bag you...
(gibberish)
- Let's go, let's go.
Why is he so fast?
Is he drinking more (gibberish).
- [Chad] I think so.
Wow he's fast.
- Come on Chad.
(gibberish)
- You're never going to
find me in that tunnel.
- [Chad] Vy, where is he?
- That way,
that way come on.
Run.
He's right there.
- [Chad] Okay.
- Come on,
I have short legs.
- [Chad] Oh he's fast.
Where did he go?
Wait,
he must've went in those tunnels.
- Oh my god!
- He said something about
you'll never find me in the tunnel.
- What?
That's not the spirit tunnels is it?
- No, I've never been here.
- Chad there's two tunnels.
- There's two,
but which one did he go with?
Let's see if we can hear.
Do you hear him down there?
- No.
- Let me hear down this one.
Oh Vy we got to find him,
he took your backpack,
he took the, the transducer.
- And he knows information
about the Boombox Guy,
and my crush.
- All right, since we don't
know which tunnel he went in
we're going to have to split up Vy,
we can't lose him.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Go into the dark tunnel by myself?
- Come on Vy,
you're a Spy Nija,
bravery, remember?
- Yes, yes, yes.
Bravery is one of the
tenants of being a Spy Ninja.
Honesty,
bravery,
and loyalty.
- You almost forgot it there.
You go to the left,
I'll go to the right.
Have your phone on you,
I'm going to be calling you,
make sure if you find him you call me,
I'll call you the same.
- Okay, all right.
- Okay,
here we go,
hopefully I find 715 down here,
huge shout out to all
you notification ninjas,
even though this is a Daniel E-PZ video,
I'm going to do the outro for him
because he's not here right now,
and it's getting very dark,
so huge shout out to all
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