VAGABONDS
Damn it...
What's up, Satan?! I'll break your hockey stick!
Yeah, whassup?
Hrushky?!
- You must be joking!
- 'sup, Dynamo!
- Whatcha doin' here?
- How'd you get here?
Gaborik brought me here in his bag.
- I beat up the security.
- I know.
Play something!
- Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey!
- You know what pisses me off?
- What?
That no one wants to fight.
I'm pissed 'cause you haven't found any leftover cigarettes, what am I going to be smoking now?!
- I found some chewed tobacco.
- Sit down here.
- I can't believe what I'm seeing, he took our seats!
- You thinkin' about suicide or what?!
- Are you normal?!
- Get out!
- You nuts?!
- Do you know who this is?!
- Who you talkin' to?!
- Why you triggered?!
Get out, I'm tellin' you!
- Freakin' little hamster!
- Lesbian!
That's our seat.
Game on!
Catch him!
This is for not scoring a hat-trick!
- I scored two goals!
- Two goals are nothing!
- Dynamo, the fighters are staring!
- What's up?!
CHICK
- So honey, which period is it?
- The 6th, Ronaldo is substituted at the moment.
- 6th...
- Uh-huh.
I didn't know you liked watching curling.
- Icing, oh my god!
- Icing? They are on the ice, so it's just called icing?
And that's a free-for-all?
No, that's not. There are two teams against each other. That's ice hockey.
I thought that the one who won't
score a goal will drop out.
Yeah, anyone can drop out of window.
And the glass around them is made of iron, steel, or...?
That's right, surgical steel. As you say.
Have you noticed? Who parked their car at the stadium? Just like me when I parked at the park.
Yes. Exactly like at that park.
Those three guys in striped dresses... are they prisoners? They are allowed to play?
Prisoners? You really asked that?
- Well, who else wears stripes?
- A referee?!
- And that white space--
- Look, the kitchen is empty! Go!
Goal!
What's wrong?! What are you doing?!
No more figure skating! We're gonna talk about our relationship now!
What figure skatin--?! Take all your make-up, pack those clothes from Terranova and get the hell out!
BETTOR
Greetings, Maya, greetings!
- What's all this...
- Hello.
- How are you doing?
- I'm betting on The Razor scoring a hat-trick.
My old lady will kill me if I lose.
She won't. You can't lose here in Fortuna.
And during the championships you can bet up to 50€ and they will refund you if you lose.
And wait... from 1PM to 3PM
you can bet and win 20% more.
- You are fooling me!
- No, I'm not! That's true!
Ah, get out!
I'll give it a try.
SLOVAK vs CZECH:
When SK is playing:
- Come on, shoot! Nice!
- Nice, what a great shot!
Your team is great, I support you.
- You have so many good players!
- Come here, my Czech brother!
When CZ is playing:
- C'mon, pass the puck!
- Damn, your team is pretty strong.
- Yeah, yeah.
Perfectly synchronized.
- We know how to do it.
- You're number one!
WHEN WE PLAY AGAINST EACH OTHER:
- This is the typical 'Czech luck', you dumbass.
- Say what?! You stupid.
- You fatty scumbag.
- Look, there is your 112 years old Jagr.
- Go eat your sheep cheese.
That's your gin, you fu*kin' alcoholics!
Take your meat paste!
- Fu*king Slovak.
- Fu*king Michal David.
- Your players are having a hangover or what?
- You sucked a shepherd's di--
DRUNKS
- Did you hear they have good pig milk at the marketplace?
- No.
- Perfect.
- Impossible.
- Hey, offside! Goal! I'm telling you!
- Goal! Bodycheck! Foul! Hey, that's icing!
Stop arguing with me you *bleep*!
- Dude, I have a banner here, I almost forgot!
- Bring it here!
- I f*ckin' stole this from my son!
- That's a green screen!
Heeeey!
- Trnava hooligans!
- Trnava hooligans!
Heyyyyyy!
SHEEP
- Jesus Christ!
- Hey! Right, let everybody see it.
I almost f*cking crashed.
- Hi!
- Hey!
- I can see you're ready, nice job. Did you notice mine?
- Damn, good job!
- You know, the flags can't be missing.
- Yeah, definitely.
- When does the first match start, by the way?
- Are you asking me? I don't have a clue.
Neither do I.
- But we can play it on the radio if you want.
- I don't give a damn about it.
What matters is that people can see it,
I don't care about ice hockey.
- Hey, do you have a profile picture? Check it out!
- What picture?
- "I support our team".
- Whaat, you're a 100% fan, bro!
- I am.
- Uh, these sports...
- I'll give you a hint. Share "The Golden Boys".
- I will.
- Let's get high on heroin.
- Let's go.
SINCERE
Pay attention, it's starting now!
[Slovak national anthem playing]
What a good save!
You need to hit the puck along the dasher board.
Ah, can't you see your teammate on the left wing?
They didn't teach you?
You cannot pass the puck in front of the goalie
when you are in defense...
Ah, you clearly don't know what 'icing' is...
Dummy...
Let's have a drink, woman!
I don't have a woman, never mind.
My boys scored a goal!
I'll have three at once. Maybe four...
We've conceded a goal. Never mind,
I'll nail my hand with the hammer.
Ah, never mind, for our boys!
UNLUCKY ONE
He's the king!
- Don't be sad bro, you may catch the puck.
- My ass I will...
Ladies and gentlemen! The winner to attempt to shoot the puck at an empty goal for 10,000€ is number 86.
Congratulations! Now enter the ice rink.
- 86, that's me!
- Yeah, go there!
Oh, yes!
