Judge Jack: Okay, Thank you everyone for coming out to, uh, this audition for the the European leg of the "Jacksepticeye, How Did We Get Here Tour''.
We're actually looking to hire more Jacks for this one.
Um, There's a-- There's a lot of work that needs to be done.
It's a pretty extensive leg of the tour, a lot of cities that we're hitting.
So let's, let's just go into it and see what you guys got!
Okay, good luck out there!
Contestant 1: Uh, hi. My-- my name is Jim and I am-- I'm auditioning for the role of Jack... *nervous exhales*
Okay.
*horribly off key singing* Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong *voice cracks*
Judge Jack: No, no, god no! No! No next!!
Contestant 1: Okay, okay.
Okay, well, thank you for having me.
It's-- It's been a real hon-
Judge Jack: You didn't even mention anything about the tour!
You didn't say to go to jacksepticeyetour.com to get your tickets. And tickets are on sale--get off the stage!
Okay, next next.
Contestant 2: *crying* Why Sandra?!
Judge Jack: Oh, god!
Contestant 2: Why did you leave me?! Oh god Sandra, why? I thought she loved me...how could you leave me for him?! I thought you loved me!
Judge Jack: No no, go-- No, stop. Whatever-- Whatever it is that you're doing stop. No.
Contestant 2: I also do kids parties.
*questioning this guy's choices*
Okay, thank you.
Judge Jack: Okay, next!
Contestant 3: *monotone voice* Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to *pause* happy wheels...
*still monotone* Today, we're gonna play the game and it's gonna be a great time. I hope you're all ready!
*pure disappointment*
Judge Jack: That was...just awful.
Ju-Just terrible. I, I don't know what you were going for, you lacked enthusiasm,
and again, you didn't mention anything about the tickets being on sale now!
Next!
Contestant 4: *exhales, talking to self* You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, yes!
Contestant 5?: *the good ol' Jack intro, perfectly executed* Top o' the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!
Judge Jack: Oh god no, next!
Contestant 6: *classic announcer voice* Hi everyone. At the end of the year the Jacksepticeye tour will be heading around Europe,
where on October 21st, we are going to be heading to...Amsterdam.
On October 22nd, we will be heading to the beautiful romantic city of Paris, France.
After that, on October 24th, we will be heading to Cologne, and on October 25th to Berlin.
On October 26th, we will be heading to Tilburg, then we will be heading up to Scandinavia on October 29th.
We will be in the beautiful city of Oslo, Norway, followed shortly thereafter on October 30th, in Copenhagen Denmark. And then, on the spooky night of Halloween on October 31st, we will be in Stockholm, Sweden.
But don't you worry, because right after that we are heading across the pond to the lovely place of the UK,
where on November 2nd we will be in London.
On November 3rd we will be in Manchester.
followed shortly thereafter by November 4th, heading all the way up to Edinburgh.
And oh I know what you're thinking, yes, heading all the way back home the prodigal son returns on November 5th to Dublin, Ireland.
So don't forget to go out there and get your tickets now- tickets are on sale as we speak.
Go to jacksepticeyetour.com for more!
*The face of a proud dad*
*claps*
*clapping intensifies*
*upbeat music*
Quickly, get your tickets at jacksepticeyetour.com! (Tickets Available) *Thanks for Watching! :3*
