*WHAPOOSH* Top of the mornin to ya, Laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called
Garbage Day.
 
This was up on IndieDB awhile ago
but it was kind of a smaller demo of it
and I was gonna record a video of it,
but they had previews of a later version
of it that was gonna come out
but it was't for download.  And I was really sad because
the update looked like it was gonna be really cool and really
fun and I wanted to try that out
and I tried the demo and I started recording, and it
wasn't all that fun.
There wasn't a whole lot to it
but now, um, the guy came to me and he was like,
"Hey do you want a key to this game?"  and
I was like
YES, DEFINITELY, PLEASE!
cuz, I wanted the update for it, so
Here it is! This is like the Steam version of it
I think, uh, well
Yes, it is, cuz I have it ON Steam
I don't know what I'm talkin' about
Okay, so we have "sandbox"
Oh, good, OKAY so stuff is
still very placeholder.  Hehe
Look at it!
It's so cool, cuz the other version of it didn't
have all this stuff.
It was very very VERY minimalistic
It didn't have all these cool trees, the
scenery, anything like that
Wait, okay that's EIGHT second-No, that's
not 8 seconds that's 8 MINUTES
Oh, it's the time of day
Oh, I'm stupid,  okay
SO, I don't know what the story of the game is gonna be
But for NOW, the aim of the game is
to, ah, kill things
I'm pretty sure the aim of the game is to kill things.
I got money!
Can I play you?
AAaAaaAGghH
Oh, god, I'm terrible!
Actually, I'm awesome.
HELLO?!
NASA?!  We have a problem!
Okay, no problem.  LET'S go down!
IT'S NICE AND BRIGHT!
It's a very PRETTY game! I think. (You think?)
It's very cool.
But I can get weapons!
I can get, can I put you IN this?
Insert tapes into VCR to play
*Laughter*
There we go!  WOOHOO
That's not a VC-That's not a tape! (*Quiet* Garbage Day. No. *Explosion sound* Ah)
OoOOooHhHH
Garbage Day is a reference to something!
Like a movie?
GaRbaGE DaY
OKAY!
What does Jackaboy wanna use?
Does he wanna use a baseball bat, a axe,
A katana, a uzi,
A shotgun, a pistol or a grenade?
GRENADE!
Thank you!  Pick it up!
*BOOM*
I-I used a... DID I JUST BLOW MYSELF UP WITH THE GRENADE?
Come on!
Okay, fu*kin' katana then.
OH, YES.
HIT
HIT!
I'm a law aboiding-ABoIdiNG citizen
roight now.  I'm a loy aboiding citizen.
It says it on the right.  I don't know where my FACE is gonna be
on screen when this goes off because it's very hard.
This LOOKS cool though!  The lighting, the
NUKE INC. in the background, it's very
Springfield-esque.
Let's go kill some b*tches.
HooAh!
OH, YES!   AGH!!
HEY!  WHA!
'STOP RESISTING!"  I'm not resisting anything!
I need to get a gun.  I need to get a gun.  I NEED TO GET A GUN!!
Gimme a shotgun.
GIMME SHOTGUN!
WHY?? PICK UP THE SHOTGUN!!!
Oh, god. Why can't I pick up anything?  How do I
drop?
Okay, I dropped that, can I pick up you now?  YES!!
WHA!
F*CKERS
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
GET 'EM!!
GET 'EM!!
OOoOHhH!  YyeEaAHH!  Oh, unequip,
restart, and slow-mo.  SLOW-MO!
GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH!!
GGUuUUUuHhhhHH!!!!!!!
That was fun.
*high pitched* I don't think I have ammo!
OKAY!! LET'S GO F*CK S*IT UP!
HHhhHHUUuuUuAAAaaAHhhHH!!
It's VERY fuckin' violent! JESUS!
UuAaHH!
EH!
EH!
I can shoot down trees!
I can shoot everything!
Except that.
THE WINDOWS BREAK! THAT IS COOL!!
Okay, can I mess up your power?
*Tazer sound* AGH! God! I electrocuted myself!
*laughter*
Goin' around bein' all badass, gettin' shot and stabbed and everythin'
And then you get in and get killed by a f*ckin' electric box.
LET'S TAKE A DE UZI!
GOOD GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY ARMS!?
That's disgusting looking!  But it's fine.
I'm a cool dude.  Right.  I think
I can get into cars.   CHICKENS!!
OH! They're so cute!  What the hell?  OH!
CAR is making noise!
YES!
BEEP BEEP MOTHA F*CKERS!!  GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Can I beep?  I can't beep.  Okay, HI!
NICE TO SEE YA, I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK!!
GOOD!  Jolly, good show!
GAS STATION!
Oh, god this is hard to control!  OH GOD!
AGH!
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME?
NO HOW TO DRIVE?
NNnNNNnnnAAaAaAaAaaaAAGH MOTHAF*CKERS!!
*laughter*
YEAH!!  I can destroy everything!
Can I destroy the wall?  NaaWw!
Aw, that woulda been the BEST!
Okay, I wanna destroy ALL the trees.
And I wanna drive over ALL the people.
And I wanna kill EVERYTHING that is known to man!!
That is GOOD in this world!
HELLO, *while laughing* EVERYBODY
HAHAHAHA!!!
YEAHAHAHA!!
*laughter*
It's EXACTLY what I love.
The like weird, wacky physics when they go flying.
OH, THE BEST!
Okay, I can still run over PARTS of them
HELLO SIR!
BYE!!
BEEP BEEEP!!  BOOM! haha!
OH GOD, SHE'S SLIDING!  OH GOD, I'M LOSING CONTROL!!  AGH!!
*laughter*
Who else is left?  There's a guy in here!  Are you a bad guy?
Are you just a law abiding citizen?  Cuz so am I!
LOOK!  So law abiding!
*laughter*
Oh, I kinda feel bad for them!  They don't get out of the way or anything!
F*CK YOUR FENCE!!
This reminds me of that game,
What was it that I  played?
Weekend Drive!  The one with the big
giant Nazi zombie in it!
Reminds me of that! Like the play style and the art style and everything.
And that was a TON of fun as well!
I LOVE these kinds of games!
Where you can just cause havoc!
Oh, and this isn't even FINISHED yet!
Okay.  That's enough CAR-ING for today, I think I've killed everybody.
Can I climb the ladder?
*grunts with effort*
OOH, YEAH!!
All the way up to the roof!
Okay,  oh, don't fall off, please.  DON'T FALL OFF!
THAT'S very pretty to look at!
I really like that!  OH, god, what is happening?  Where am I?
What are legs right now?
GOOD GOD!!  WILL YA CLIMB??
Alriiiight, I'm up here now. Can I go inside?
OOoOOoHHhhHhH!!!
I CAN!!
HELLO,, SUBURBIA!!
"Police will now kill you on sight"
YES!!
BRING IT ON, PIGGIES!!
Where are ye?
There's no police around.  WAIT, did I kill them all?
Was that the people that I ran over?
Look at the havoc I've caused!!  Hahaha!
FUN!!
Okay, OH GOD!!  WHERE AM I?  OH GOD!! I'M UP HERE NOW!?
I-I-I dunno what's happening!  Can I shoot the trees?  No.
Okay.
I want people to try and attack me!  COME ON!!
WHO WANTS TO GO!?!?!?
Hey look it's a bar!!
You're saying 'HELP!'  YES!!
HELP ME!  HELP ME GET A DRINK!!
A PINT A' GUINNESS, MY GOOD MAN!!
You're not gonna- YOU'RE NOT GONNA SERVE ME?  IT'S CUZ I'M FOREIGN ISN'T IT?
Well, F*CK YOU, BRO!!
Oh, I'm sorry, oh, god, I feel bad!
UHM, WASN'T ME!!  YOU SAW NOTHIN'!!
*while laughing*  Oh there's a guy over here!
HOW DID YOU GET OVER HERE?
*laughs maniacally while shooting body*
What happened, bro?  Did- did ya get hit by a car?
I dunno, OH!! Here's his head!  Oh, no!
*While shooting* AWW THAT'S GROSS!
Says the guy who shot it in the face.
HI!!
Could I rob the bank?
Oh, god I can!!  Hi there!!
*maniacal laughter*
OH!
I think I might be a lunatic!  (no duh)
TAKE ALL THE MONEY!!
YES!
ALL THE MONEY IS NOW MINE!!
I have so much muns!
Are you bags of cash?
YEP
I have $8,591!!
ALL that money to spend on nothin'
OPEN!!
That actually worked!!?
Oh, god now I'm frozen.  NO I'M NOT!!  I'M UPSTAIRS!!
I WANNA GET OUT!!  I WANNA GET OUTSIDE AGAIN!!
GET ME OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
AAGH I HATE BEING A PRISONER!!
Should we actually try to do something?
NORMAL?  This time.  Hello police!
Actually, maybe I should kill all the citizens and have the police come after m-m..
OH! "Welcome to Pin Tweaks"  instead of Twin Peaks!
Is that what this is supposed to be?
I guess I can see it.  I guess I can see some of the resemblance.
There's a baseball bat here up in this guys house.
What are you saying!?
BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH  That's what it actually sounds like when people try to do small talk to me.
HELLO?   HI! HOW' EVERYBODY DOIN? STEVE!
GOOD FOR YOU TO COME OUT!  HI- MA'AM!
(that's a nice shirt!  Oh, you like mine too?  Yes it IS new!)
(The weather IS very nice toda-  HEY! NO NEED TO BE RUDE!!)
(HEY!! YOU COME BACK HERE YOU MOTHAF*CKER!)
(THAT F*CKER JUST CALLED ME A STICK OF DEODORANT!)
HEY! GEORGE! YOU WATCHIN' THIS SH*T?
YOU READY TO SEE ME, DO A DUNKATRON?!? HEH!
OOOHH!  I DUNKED IT!!
OOOH!!  AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!
YOU- DID YOU SEE THAT?
HWAH!
That didn't go in!
EUH!! Grab the ball again!
FWAH!
GO IN!!  FWAH!
I can't throw the ball well.
I can't throw the ball UP!!
FWUP!
THERE WE GO! That kind of worked!!  Not really.
*maniacal laughter*
The donut shop is called D'S NUTS!!
*more laughter*
Like donut- doNUTS or "D" as in DeeDee.  DeeDee's NUTS!!
*giggles*
OH, game, you clever! <3
Order here?  I would- OH, YESS!!
GIMME THEM DONUTS SON!!
Now I'm out of money.
But it's okay  because I'm wealthy in donuts!  Thank you!!
Moving on!
Okay, am I able to just rob you?
And you do nothing about it?
I'm still a law-lawful citizen.
COOL!
And all you sell is MILK!!
Really?  What kind of milk is this?
Is this some kind of weird secret milk?
STICK 'EM UP!!
Okay, you can survive for now, but I've got my eyes on you!
I would love if there was something in the nuclear power plant right now.
Like, IS THERE A BUTTON??
Please tell me there's just like a button somewhere that I can push
and explode this entire place.
"Don't forget: you're here forever."
That's not very nice, and those are sh*t computers!
Let's go up!
Boom! I can't use it.  D*MN IT
Ugh, climbing all these steps! Ugh,
I shouldn't have had all those donuts!
*sobbing and panting*
There better be something at the f*cking top of this!
Just a f*ckin'  Just a big giant window.
"police will now kill you on sight"  REALLY?
CUZ I SHOT A WINDOW?!?!
I WAS SHOOTIN' PEOPLE IN THE FACE LAST TIME AND THEY
DIDN'T SAY THAT!! NOW IT'S LIKE "HEY! YOU-YOU SHOT A WINDOW!!
HOW DARE YOU!  Good god that's a lot!
There's a LAKE over there!
We did NOT see that!!  Can I jump out?
Will I DIE if i jump out?  Wait see if we can SNIPE
this dude.
UH!!  EH!!
D*MN IT!! COM'ERE DUDE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
SLOWMOITON!!!  DUDE!!
360 NOSE SCOPE!!  AH!
I BROKE MY LEGS!!
At least I took that bastard with me. OH!
This is a silence pistol!
I like how I hold the pistol like this!
Stick 'em- STICK 'EM UP!!
STICK 'EM UP, ROBBER!!
Heh!  I know how to use this!
Right!
We're gonna try to entice the force of the cops!
And we're gonna try to outlast them!
Like, there gonna try to-OOHH can I shoot chickens?
OH, YES!!  OH!!
The pistol sounds and feels AMAZING!!
Oh, god, I'm being shot at!!  No thanks!
Is that a diglette?  F*CK YOU GOPHER!!
Can I go into the water?  No, I don't wanna drown.
Okay, where are them police?
It's me!!  It's me against you guys!!
It's me against-  I-I kill ya
Dah! Beh! YEAH!!
OH GOD that feels fun!  OHH, THAT FEELS NICE!!
OOH a wood chipper!
Can I put people into this?
OOH!! Please tell me I can!
OH!
OOHH YES!!
WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE?!?
COME ON POLICE!!
Is there ANY more police?
HOW DID YOU DIE?
I DIDN'T EVEN SHOOT YOU!!  OR YOU!
OR YOU!!
WHAT HAPPENED?!?
I was shootin' chickens, and then I shot these guys over here!
How did they die?
Can I blow up the car?
BOOM! OH! YEAH!! Oh!
Oh that is SUCH a good pistol!!
All it's sounds, feels, looks, AMAZING!!  Just,
JUEAUEAAAHHH!!!
And physics like that are the BEST!!
UNGH!  YES!!
OH! Can I hit you from here?
No.
HUAH!  And a SPYEH!!
I AM A GENOCIDAL MANIAC!!
GET BACK HERE!!  UNGH!!
NOBODY SHALL SURVIVE!!
THE WRATH OF JACK!!
*wonderful singing commences*
Aww! There's something so creepy about really nice music and me murdering everyone at the same time.
Look at these guys having their donuts!  NOT! TODAY!
YA SAW NOTHIN'!  NEITHER DID YOU!!
I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!!  WAIT!
YOUR WINDOWS ARE BULLET PROOF!
Imma f*ckin' shoot all your milk!
HAHA!
YES!!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PUT IN YOUR TEA NOW??  HUH!?  SH!
Here we have the destitute, lonely man,
Out for a drink.
But little does he know...
SNAKE IN THE GRASS!
KACAW MOTHAF*CKER!!
Now where was he goin'?  He was goin' in to visit Harry in  here!
Who serves drinks to people!
Don't worry Harry! It'll all be over soon!
Soon!
It'll all be over soon Harry!  Just...
YEAH!! GOTCHA!
Sir! You're gonna have to come with me! There is something that I must test out!
Let's see if this works!
Go in!
Go in the wood chipper! Go in the wood chipper!!
AWW MAN!!
COME ON- YA CAN'T PUT A WOOD CHIPPER IN A GAME WITH GUYS LIKE THIS
AND WEIRD PHYSICS AND THEN NOT EXPECT ME TO WANNA PUT IT IN THAT
WOOD CHIPPER!!! DO YOU WORK?
Well that SUCKS.
Jerry?  Have you been eatin' all them donuts from Hal?  From D'S NUTS?
f*ckin.
YOU'RE TOO BIG!!
I SEE YOU GOPHER!!
I SEE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
*tries to slap gopher*
Hmmm...
I want some tasty barbecued man!
HERE WE GO!!!   AW! PUT THAT SH*T ON THE GRILL!
OH! TASTY!!
STOP WIGGLE WAGGLING  AROUND!!
STOP SHIMMY SHAMMYING!  HERE YOU GO!
COOK UP A NICE MAN TODAY!
AND HE WILL BE IN YOUR BELLY
FOREVER!
KNOCK KNOCK!!
IT'S JACKABOY!
OH, STEVE YOU ALWAYS HAD A NICER HOUSE THAN ME!
THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW!
IMMA SIT HERE AND WATCH YOUR T.V. AND THAT'S THAT.
AND THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE OF GARBAGE DAY!
I don't think there's a whole lot to the game right now.
I think I've kind of done most of what's in it, but they are gonna be updating the game!
Every now and then.  And I can't wait to see what it was, cuz if you saw the first demo...
Actually, you can probably go search and still find it.
If you know what the initial concept for the game was compared to the way this looks right now...
It's VERY different. It's completely different. This is SO much more detailed, high definition,
EVERYTHING
Well, not really high definition, it was always HD.  SHUT UP JACK! You don't know what you're talking about.
BOO BOODOODOO DOOT!
Anyway, It looks really cool, and I'm looking forward to seeing what they add to it later.
Hopefully the world gets a bit bigger
Or there's more to do in it because there's money, there's an economy system, there's shops and everything right now
so, they might fletch it out and turn it into a fully fledged thing
But even just, this, even just goin' around shootin' people in the face is fun.  I like that.
I'm down to jam with that.
BUT
THANK YOU GUYS!! SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!
IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!!
AND!
high fives all around
WHAPOOSH
WHAPOOSH
THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!!
