[WATER RUNNING]
BERT: Ah, there.
Well, Brad, I think
we're all ready.
How about your bath now?
BRAD: Take a bath.
BERT: Yeah.
ERNIE: Hi there, Bert.
Hey, what are you doing?
BERT: Oh, hi, Ernie.
I'm just about to give my
nephew Brad here a bath.
ERNIE: Is that right?
BERT: Yeah.
ERNIE: Hi there, Brad,
how are you?
BRAD: [BABBLING]
ERNIE: Is that right?
[BERT LAUGHING]
[BRAD LAUGHING]
BERT: Isn't he cute?
ERNIE: Yeah, sure.
Hey, listen.
You got everything you need?
BERT: Huh?
ERNIE: I say, do you
have everything you
need for the bath?
BERT: Yeah, I got, um,
I got-- let's see.
I got the towel over there.
Got the washrag.
Got soap in the tub there, and
the water's nice and warm.
Yeah, yeah.
ERNIE: Bert!
Bert, you're not going to put
the baby in a tub like that!
BERT: What's wrong?
What is it?
ERNIE: What's wrong?
Do you realize that there's
nothing in there
for him to play with?
Bert, do you call
that planning?
I'll be right back.
BERT: Oh, Brad, I'm sorry.
You want a little something
in the bath to play with?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, Ernie, what is that?
ERNIE: OK now, here we go.
BERT: Ernie!
ERNIE: OK, just a few of the
things that you really need.
BERT: Just a few, huh?
ERNIE: I mean, you can't take a
bath without a rubber ducky.
Right, rubber ducky?
[SQUEAKING]
ERNIE: OK.
And then a sailboat for the
rubber ducky to play with.
BERT: OK, that's fine.
That should do it.
That's fine.
OK, in the bath.
Here you go--
ERNIE: See, what you can use
is two sailboats so you can
have a race.
BERT: No, no.
There's no reason for--
ERNIE: There you go.
BERT: All right, that's fine.
That'll do it.
ERNIE: And then, let's see.
How about a shark to swim?
BERT: No, it's OK.
ERNIE: It's OK, it's
not a shark.
BERT: Just a pretend.
OK, Ernie, that's all.
Come on, that's it, huh?
ERNIE: How about this
thing here?
I don't know what it's called.
A ring.
[BRAD GROWLING]
ERNIE: And then you
need a beach ball!
BRAD: Bouncy, bouncy!
ERNIE: Yeah.
BERT: No, no!
Come on, now, Ernie!
ERNIE: Hey, listen.
Brad, do you likes swans?
BRAD: Yeah.
ERNIE: Here's a swan.
See there?
Into the water, swan.
BERT: Ernie!
ERNIE: And then there's a baby
swan to go with the mommy swan
BERT: Ernie!
ERNIE: Say, "baby swan."
BRAD: Baby, baby.
BERT: ERNIE!!!
ERNIE: What is it, Bert?
BERT: That will just
about do it!
I cannot give Brad a bath with
all those toys in there!
ERNIE: You can't, Bert?
BERT: No, of course I can't!
ERNIE: Uh--
oh, well, listen.
Don't worry, Bert.
I know how to take care of it.
BERT: What do you
mean you-- what?
What are you doing?
Ernie, what are you doing?
[WATER SPLASHING]
ERNIE: Well, you said you
couldn't bathe the baby with
all these toys, and I didn't
want to waste the water, Bert.
[SQUEAKING]
ERNIE: Right, rubber ducky?
[LAUGHING]
