Oh shit, it's Xmas time again!
The time of the year that we never stand
Drinking egg nog, wrapping gifts, singing
silly songs
Hell, give me a beer
before I sober up!
STOP!!! You want this, you want that
Everything you point at!
Here's a little fact..
Santa doesn't give a shit
HELL..!
HE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!
 
Everybody sing along
 
To this stupid xmas song
All I want for
xmas is brew..
 
And I know that you want it too!
Everybody sing along
 
To this stupid xmas song
All I want for
xmas is brew..
 
And I know that you want it too!
 
As every mall are filled up with crazy people
Every year,
 it's the same 'ol sequal
Xmas should be
about joy!
Not about who gets the most expensive toy!
 
F*** .. What is wrong with you all?
Can't we all
just get a little drunk?
And forget, all about this xmas junk..
 
Merry Xmas!!!!!!!
 
Everybody sing along
To this stupid
Xmas song
All I want for Xmas
is brew..
And I know that you want it too!
 
Everybody sing along
To this stupid xmas song
 
All I want for Xmas
is brew..
And I know that you want it too!
 
 
 
 
YOU WENT RIGHT TO THE FRIDGE TO GET A BEER NOW DIDN'T YOU!?
 
mmmmmmm beeeeeeer
 
 
Mr Billy Bob Bad Santa everyone!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!
 
Drink responsible! 
