- You know everybody in
prison been calling me?
"Man, you gonna go holler
at Trump, man, or what?"
Man, I can't go stand with him.
It looks like I'm standing with the feds.
(audience laughing)
Yeah, Donald Trump,
man, that motherfucker.
Y'all think he down there right now.
He ain't been in that house.
(audience laughing)
He don't live in that house.
You know why?
'Cause there was a
brother living in there.
And he be damned if he gonna
move in behind a brother.
(audience cheering and applauding)
I ain't moving in there behind him.
They said he called Obama.
He said, I did a walkthrough.
You left you wave cap in the bathroom.
(audience laughing)
Whose hot and flaming CHEETOS
is in the refrigerator?
(audience laughing)
There's a German Shepherd tied up
on the side of the house.
(audience laughing)
Whose Cadillac on bricks
is in the backyard?
(audience laughing)
Yeah, man, Obama, man.
That's a real motherfucker right there.
Hey, man, I miss Obama, man.
(audience cheering)
I miss Obama.
(audience applauding)
He back smoking and everything again.
I done seen him.
I seen him the other night.
Mike, what's up, man?
(audience laughing)
'Cause that's how Obama look
when he going to cop some weed.
He be like this.
(audience laughing)
Michelle would be sitting in the car.
(audience laughing)
When he get in the car,
Michelle, did you get it?
Let's go, just drive,
just drive, drive, drive.
(audience laughing)
I know the cops are around here.
(audience laughing)
Let's get it and go.
(audience laughing)
Smell it, it's good this time.
Smell it, it's good.
(audience laughing)
Let me put it in my nuts.
(audience laughing)
Yeah, Donald Trump, he
mad, he mad, he mad.
You know what I mean?
He mad, you know what?
I kind of figured it out.
He probably got a little dick,
you know what I'm saying?
That'll make a man mad as a motherfucker.
(audience laughing)
You walk around here, dick little,
you ain't servicing the women right,
that'll make you angry as a motherfucker.
Ladies, next time you see a man
that's mad and got a bunch of power,
you're like, why is he so unhappy?
Dick, this big.
(audience laughing)
Got little dick issues.
Look at Obama, man.
Humble, got a beautiful family.
I ain't no homo, but nigga's
dick probably hit the ground.
(audience laughing)
Shit hit the ground (laughs).
Y'all know how humble I
been throughout my career.
I've been humble as a motherfucker.
Yeah, yes, I've been humble.
(audience laughing)
And if you think I'm lying,
I ain't gotta lie to you,
this is all me right here.
(audience laughing)
