Neil deGrasse Tyson: There really is no such thing as consciousness at all,
and that there's some other understanding of the functioning of the human brain
that renders that question obsolete.
Bill Nye: To that I gotta say, like, "Oh wow."
(Everyone in the room laughs hard enough to create a fault in a tectonic plate)
Lawrence Krauss: Perfect!
Bill Nye: Am I, like, thinking,
or am I just, like, thinking that I'm thinking? Wow!
Dude! (Bill takes a hit from is invisible bong of science)
Fat lady: Wait! You know, I have a question.
This is how I will get excited about Mars.
Can you make a sex tape on Mars?
Bill Nye: I think so. It's 40% of the gravity.
Fat Lady: Okay.
Bill Nye: Just think. You'd be not floating, you'd be like this whole, like-
Fat Lady: So what's that?
Bill Nye: Less than half.
(The camera dramatically zooms in on the face of science)
Go Bill!
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Bill Nye: Leave me alone.
I'm... I'm eating a sandwich.
