Oh lord, oh lord, I can't do it!
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome...
Welcome to my scary
HORRIBLE portion of the stream
If you don't know who I am...
...well, read yourself a book
Because I am B.F. Bugleberry, the one and only
I told you I would be back
this Halloween
AND
I have gone over the feedback on my LinkedIn account
If you don't have LinkedIn, you gotta get on LinkedIn
I've seen all the feedback. I've seen what people have been saying, all my fans.
And there are lots of you
Every single person says, "Bugleberry, we love you! We love your stories!
We love the funny things you do, the funny things you say!
The interesting, HORRIBLE things, but for the love of goodness
we'd like to see something new from you." And I have that.
Boys and girls, I've been invited back to do one of my other passions that's NOT just scary stories
It's something else entirely...
Something devilish, something awful
Something that you will-
You will THROW UP in your mouth when you see the dastardly thing that we're going to see today
We're gonna do pottery
Pottery with Bugleberry
I will show you the techniques indeed, if you will get your materials out, class
I will show you how I make my urns
My horrible urns...
Terrible things...
Well the first thing you need to is have all your materials
You need clay, balls of clay like this
You can get it at a local clay store. Make sure it is pottery clay.
I use the best
We're going to smack that right on the center of our pottery wheel
*sniffs*
UGH, OH
SO FULL OF DEMONIC ENERGY!
Ohh I can feel it!
This has been blessed
and then cursed
and then blessed again and then cursed three more times
By me
I do that too, if you need somebody to do that for you
If you need somebody to curse your clay I can do it for you
Let's go ahead and get started
That's right. Need to get a little bit more water on it as you can see.
And the thing about clay molding is you need to feel yourself get into it
Don't just put your hands on the clay, that's not how it works!
Get INTO the clay!
Feel its center mass!
We are making today an urn
To keep-
Uh!
Uh uh!
UH!
UH!!
That's what we'll be keeping in there
Just even pressure down the middle
Not too much
You should end up with a nice flat top like that
I have a little bit of an issue on the side
You don't have to go full throttle
as my father used to tell me
He said, "Barry, you don't gotta go full throttle!"
And I'd say, "Fuck you, dad"
And then he left
I never saw him again
We're going to continue to put pressure down into the middle, just enough to give us a nice-
-URN shape
And it reminds me of a story
No
We don't need that today
We're just making urns
*coughing up a hairball*
But as I
Try to-
Ooh there's a little guy right there. Who's this?
What is this?
What is that?
Who's this?
*Grunting*
*Aggressive swallowing*
Yeah!
It was a spider
And I'm getting deeper down into this clay,  just letting it do the work for me
Do not move during this procedure
You could get
SERIOUSLY injured
Who's that?
God damn it-
UGH
I walked
(????)
at that!
Thaaat's a big one!
That's a HUUUGE one!
Can we get a nice zoom in on this?
Mmmm, can we get a zoom in on him?
That's a big one-
*Slurping
*Vigorous imbibing*
I'm sorry...
Just seemed appropriate...
Like I said, once every two weeks
me and all of my friends, we get together
And we do this
And we do it to a point where all of us can present-
-And it's not about winning, that's the thing! It's not always about winning!
"Oh, I didn't win!"
No, who cares if you won or not!
It's about creating!
And that's it!
Storing whatever you want in here
It could be cigarettes
Could be cigars
Well if you have cigarettes they can go in here
And remember, it's about constant pressure
It need- doesn't need to be perfect
"Oh Bugleberry! I-I-I-I tried to put together something it and it didn't turn out perfectly!"
That's fine
As long of as the essence
of death
flows through you into the urn
The lid is very difficult and you can't make the lid until this portion is completed
Tastes like eggs
weirdly enough
but it's something I enjoy
And don't tell me what I'm doing it wrong
Don't tell me, "You should not be creating these THINGS!
You shouldn't be making these THINGS!"
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY!?
It's Thursday
All of your parking tickets expire today
Pay 'em
*Ghostly howl*
Stop stop stop. Stop moving.
Did you hear it?
Did you hear it?
Sounded like a spirit was flying through
If I could only catch him
Ooh if I could catch that spirit he would be in a BAD SPOT!
For the lid-
I have two pieces that I'll be making for you
One is the top and the other is the bottom
This is the bottom
Which will allow you to-
Shannon: *Whispering*
Hello
What's the matter?
What're-
Hold on, he's- he's- he's bitten somebody?
Did he actually bite somebody?
Okay he's-
Has he- He's eating raw hamburger meat backstage?
God damn Chrome Face
I-
Look...
He doesn't get out of the house very much. He doesn't get out very much.
But Chrome Face is very very- He's not harmful. He's-
Shannon: Is he alright?
It's alright, it's - Is it a problem? Do you need me to go get him?
Shannon: Maybe
Shannon: Maybe you should check on him
But I- I gotta- I wanna-
*Sigh*
Is anybody injured?
Shannon: Not yet
Oh goddamn Chrome Face
Okay. Well, just-
Just put some hamburger meat on the ground, I'll go get him.
Just put it in a trail over to like-
You know the traps that they make in Looney Tunes?
You know the stick and it falls down-
I'll get him
Ladies and gentlemen- let me-
Ladies and gentlemen I have to be cut short because Chrome Face
is being a little difficult
Of course he is, he hasn't been out in about 15 years
Son of a bitch
I will be back!
You don't think you'll never see me again!
You'll see me again!
God, Chrome Face is so stupid...
I should've brought on Uncle Frank, that'd be better...
help me i can only communicate through subtitles hopefully jerma won't notice if i put this at the end of the video im still in the attic please help his address is 729 ev
