(classical music)
(magical noise)
(pizza sizzles)
(classical music)
- Whew. Dig in guys.
- Oh this is dope
they don't have this in
the bubble who delivered.
- It's not delivery Basketball.
It's DiGiorno. They're actually
the sponsor of this video.
- Hey save some for me
I'm not fully recovered from
that five-overtime game yet.
- It has like these light
buttery flaky layers.
- Right.
(Baseball chews loudly)
- Can they deliver this to the bubble?
- We need to sell these in the
stadiums when we open back up
- Baseball this actually is a new product.
It's a mix between a
croissant and a pizza.
They call it the
DiGiorno Croissant Crust Pepperoni Pizza.
And it's perfect for fans of any sport.
Especially with us returning so soon.
- I mean we've been back.
- I know which is precisely
why I called this meeting.
- Honestly people are just
waiting on you Football.
- You gonna eat that?
(Football chews loudly)
- As many of you know we're
still trying to figure out
our best way forward.
- You gotta do a bubble.
It's the only way. Am I right Hockey?
- Way less distractions too am I right.
Nope.
- Gotta do a bubble.
Ask Baseball.
- Listen. We're gonna be fine.
We had a couple of hiccups
down in Miami but hey,
it's Florida. What do you expect?
- And I'll tell you what I didn't expect.
A five-overtime game.
- Bruh that was like
two weeks ago no one even cares.
- Okay you guys don't get it.
I'm not like you guys.
I have way more teammates.
Some of my siblings already decided
to wait till spring to come back.
- Yeah I heard about PAC how is he.
- Sad.
Big one-two is still deciding
I don't really know what's going on
they wrote this weird letter.
My point is I'm different than you guys
I might need a different approach.
Plus way more people
like me than you guys.
- Whoa whoa whoa.
- Cap.
That's cap.
- Hold on there buddy.
- That is true.
- We're America's pastime.
- Exactly.
People turn you on to pass the time
they don't actually like watching it.
- That is also true.
- Got 'em!
- See baseball is a
thinking person's game.
That's probably why
none of you understand.
'Cause it's too advanced for your brain.
Hockey whose side are you on.
- I'm just saying every baseball game
seems like a five-overtime hockey game.
- Yeah. It's glorious.
Did none of you guys watch
the World Series last year?
- Nah not really.
- Barely.
- I watched a couple.
- Unbelievable.
- Did you know for the playoffs
we're allowing family members
and certain guests in.
Football maybe you can
do a modified bubble
something like that.
- That can't work for
college athletes though.
And it's just unfeasible for the pros.
- Would it be the worst if we
went a year without football.
- Yes!
- Wow hockey.
- What. Yes!
- Why would you even say that?
- I was just asking a question.
- You've changed.
- I'm just asking a question.
- Hockey gets one quintuple overtime
doesn't know how to act.
- I can't ask a question.
- You can rent an island.
- That's what I like: solutions.
- Where would you even buy an island
with enough time to make all the changes.
- You're right.
- I got it.
- What is it.
- So we've already decided
the bubble won't work right?
- Right.
- And you can't buy an island in time.
- Uh-huh.
- What if and just hear me out.
We found the cure.
(Basketball laughs)
- Get out.
- Okay I'm sorry I'll leave.
You guys gonna watch the
championship okay I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
- Imma' head out too hey.
Good luck though man.
You'll figure it out.
- Hey man.
I'm sure you'll figure something out.
But even if you don't
have a season this year,
at least you got DiGiorno.
- Where did you get that?
- Don't worry about it.
- So can I come to the bubble? No.
(classical music)
- [Scooter] I'm a grown man.
- They had the meeting without me again.
I hate going to North American meetings.
