lovely day at 7/11
*casually breaks legs*
imagine having to lose that much blood tryna open an automatic door
*turns*
*concussion*
give me guacamole, or i will turn your eyes into ravioli
*bone break*
*bone break*
*bone break*
*bone break*
N   O
*breaks arm by shaking head*
*voilently jumps, shattering skull in process*
*takes out gun in most efficient way possible*
*begone kneecap*
*takes out gun in most efficient way possible*
*opening fire on an unarmed store clerk for that guacamole grind be like*
*proceeds to die but not*
Ow, that really hurt, why would you do that?
*dies*
*misses double tap*
*misses triple tap*
*misses quadruple tap*
*looks*
get that stuff off the tv
*speaks language of person stuck in 2016*
rough translation: iF i cAN spIn FiVE fIdGEt spINNerS toGetHER for FiVE sECoNDS yohaua guya sahave toa smash laikae buttttttttttttttttttt
(btw this is one of his latest videos)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA AA A
aaAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
free gift card scam or soemthing
aaAAAAAAaaAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA HAHAHA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*turns*
*body ceases to function*
wait how did i get out here what where am i why am i here what happened to the landscape oh god
all i see for miles is just hills and hills and maybe a few clouds but i cant even go past the hills there's a giant brick wall i can't climb
*gets knocked out by helicopter
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