- [Crew member] In three, two, one, go!
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- Welcome to the 3 1/2 Minute Talk Show.
Here's your host, Kate Peterman.
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- Alright!
Nice, thank you guys for being here.
Welcome to the 3 1/2 Minute Talk Show.
I am your host, Kate Peterman.
We try to fill 3 1/2 minutes
with an entire talk show.
Will we do it?
I don't know, but I
brushed my hair for it.
(laughs) Glad to be here.
Very glad to be here.
It's a great time of year.
Holiday's coming up, so exciting.
- [Announcer] Very magical, very festive.
- The only thing I don't like is that
gas prices go up and plane tickets go up
and sometimes ya try to
be a bit more frugal,
so if you're looking for a
cheap travel alternative,
might I suggest my cousin
Kevin's van, hey-oh!
(drum rolls)
(audience laughing)
- [Announcer] Ha ha, an enticing offer.
- Absolutely, he's a nice guy.
- [Announcer] He seems filled
with the Christmas spirit.
- He's filled with something, am I right?
Anyway, so the other day I
was walking to the grocery-
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Okay, well stick around.
We got a great show
coming for ya today, woo!
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And, we're back.
So, Andrew, how're you doing?
- I'm doing fantast-
- Great!
We don't have time for the rest of it.
Alright, she used to be here at BuzzFeed
and now she's writin' for a show called
Good Trouble coming to
Freeform this January.
Give it up for Ashly Perez.
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Ashly!
- Hi!
- Oh my God, you look great!
- Awkward over-the-hug there.
- Oh my God, absolutely.
- You look amazing.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Thank you for having me on your show.
- Absolutely, I'm so excited
for you to be my first guest.
- Oh, I'm the first guest?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I just couldn't
think of anyone better.
- Well here I am.
- Here you are.
So I heard you're having a bit of trouble
with your cat lately?
- Yes, James.
- Yeah.
- You know, he's a tabby,
he takes a lot of energy
and it was Christmas and we
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put up all these decorations--
- Ashly Perez, ladies and gentlemen.
Woo, alright, next up we have someone
a little unconventional coming to ya.
Please give it up for
Tim from Critter Squad.
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Oh, oh boy, and Tim, who do we have here?
- This is Roscoe, our
black roughneck monitor.
- [Kate] And why is his
tongue split like that?
- Oh that's a great
question, so, many lizards
and snake species have
a split tongue in order
to taste the air and
directionally locate their food.
- I feel like I do that
with my regular tongue.
(audience laughs)
Yeah.
Like I could taste the
air and locate the food.
I mean, that's how I've been eating food.
Now does he, does he bite?
- He definitely can bite, yes.
- [Kate] Does it hurt, have
you been bitten by him?
- I have not, no.
- [Kate] You didn't do
anything to make him mad?
- No, not yet.
- Why is he shedding?
- Oh, he's shedding 'cause
he is a growing boy.
So, reptiles, they'll constantly grow.
- [Kate] Oh, we have that in common!
- Who's monitoring the other lizards?
(audience laughs)
- Hey-oh, bite her?
I barely know her.
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Anyway, up next we got
the musical stylings
of the band Qui, with their
song, Mucho Sex in America,
give it up for Qui!
(audience clapping)
(band playing heavy rock music)
♪ Everything was in order, two over ♪
♪ And this desire like a freedom end ♪
♪ But that's what's here
oh we'll show them this ♪
♪ As much as I want women ♪
♪ The body dances over-- ♪
- Yay, thank you so much.
(audience clapping)
What a great show!
Hey, it's a journey and have
a great night and be safe,
and don't forget to have
a great night and be safe.
Bye everyone, thank you, give it up, Qui!
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Yeah, alright.
