>> Jimmy: HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.
TEN SEASONS OF THIS SHOW.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
AND I'VE NOT BEEN FIRED YET.
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU NOT 
BEEN FIRED, I BELIEVE YOU ARE 
THE ONLY REMAINING, LIVING HOST 
OF THE SHOW.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> I AM, YES.
>> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY HAD THEM 
WRITE IT DOWN.
YOU'VE HAD TEN CO-HOSTS OVER THE
LAST TEN YEARS.
SOME ARE STILL WITH YOU.
>> COME ON.
>> Jimmy: HOW MANY OF THEM CAN 
YOU NAME?
>> WHO'S ON THE SHOW?
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
AND WHO WAS ON THE SHOW, TOO.
>> OH.
WELL, I'LL START WITH WHO'S ON 
THE SHOW NOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW THEM TODAY.
>> WHO'S ON THE SHOW NOW.
IS CARRIE ANN, CHERYL UNDERWOOD.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> ME, MARIE OSMOND.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
LET'S DIG A LITTLE DEEPER.
CAN YOU NAME -- GO AHEAD.
>> GO ON.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU GO ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO NAME THE REST OF 
THEM.
>> OH, JULIE CHEN.
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
YES.
>> UH, WHAT WAS THEIR NAME.
LEAH REMINI.
HOLLY ROBERTSON.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND -- 
>> Jimmy: THREE MORE!
>> THREE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> GET OUTTA HERE!
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE THREE MORE.
>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THEM WAS JUST 
WITH YOU LAST YEAR.
>> OH, SARAH GILBERT.
>> Jimmy: YES, TWO MORE.
>> AYESHA.
>> Jimmy: CORRECT.
AND ONE MORE.
HER NAME STARTS WITH AN M.
>> WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
>> Jimmy: IF I TELL YOU, YOU 
DIDN'T KNOW, RIGHT?
MA-
>> OH, MARIE!
>> Jimmy: NO.
MARIE'S ON THE SHOW NOW.
MARISSA.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: MARISSA.
SHE WAS ON -- 
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
SO I WIN.
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: MARISSA'S GOING TO BE 
THRILLED.
MARIE OSMOND IS NEW.
SHE'S WITH YOU NOW.
>> YEAH, SHE IS.
>> Jimmy: DO THEY RUN THAT BY 
YOU FIRST?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
MARIE HAD BEEN A GUEST ON THE 
SHOW MANY TIMES IN THE PAST.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
IS SHE NUTS, MARIE OSMOND?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S NOT?
>> NO!
SHE'S VERY, VERY NICE LADY.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> GOT A GREAT FAMILY.
YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE OSMONDS.
ANYBODY WHO GREW UP IN THE '70s,
THE IDEA THAT THE OSMONDS AND 
THE OSBORNES HAVE COME TOGETHER 
TO WORK ON ANYTHING AT ALL IS 
INSANE.
>> IT'S INSANE.
>> Jimmy: NOBODY WOULD HAVE 
BELIEVED ANY OF THIS HAD YOU 
TOLD ME THIS IN 1976.
>> SHE IS A REALLY LOVELY LADY.
SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON.
SHE DOESN'T SWEAR.
NO, SERIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU.
>> I DO THE SWEARING TO THE 
SHOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO THE SWEARING ON
THE SHOW.
>> YEAH, FOR EVERYONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN 
RUNNING PROMOS FOR THIS NEW 
SEASON.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL THING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS REALLY 
QUICKLY.
>> IT'S A NEW SET!
>> WE'RE GETTING AN UPGRADE.
>> PLUS, THERE'S A NEW FACE AT 
THE TABLE.
>> MAKE THAT TWO NEW FACES.
OH, YES, DARLING.
WE'RE REVEALING MY FACE-LIFT.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK 
FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK IS KIND 
OF A BAD THING.
MOST WOMEN DO NOT LOOK GOOD WHEN
THEY GET A FACE-LIFT.
AND THEN YOU LOOK GOOD AND 
EVERYONE GOES OH, I SHOULD DO 
THAT, TOO, BECAUSE SHE LOOKS 
GREAT, BUT IN MOST CASES IT 
DOESN'T, DOES IT?
>> IT'S JUST SO THAT IT'S SO 
POPULAR NOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> FOR MEN AND WOMEN TO GET 
FACE-LIFTS THAT THERE'S, YOU 
KNOW, VERY FEW REALLY GOOD 
SURGEONS, AND THERE ARE SO MANY 
PEOPLE WANTING TO HAVE IT DONE 
THAT, YOU KNOW, ODDS ARE YOU'RE 
GOING TO GET A DUD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK 
MAYBE SOME PEOPLE'S SKIN OR 
FACES JUST DON'T LEND ITSELF TO 
THAT.
>> THAT'S VERY TRUE.
PEOPLE'S BONE STRUCTURE, IT JUST
DOESN'T, AND I THINK, TOO, A LOT
OF PEOPLE GO IN TO CHANGE TOO 
MUCH.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> AND THEN IT JUST DOESN'T 
WORK.
>> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT, DO YOU 
EVEN GET ANDES THETSIC ANYMORE?
>> HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME A 
PROCEDURE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE 
AND AESTHETIC.
>> Jimmy: FOR REAL?
>> ONLY ONE.
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A DEAL WHERE 
YOU HAVE THE BANDAGES ON YOUR 
FACE AND THERE'S THE REVEAL AND 
YOU LOOK AT IT AND YOU'RE 
NERVOUS?
>> NO, THAT'S LIKE IN THE 
MOVIES.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS?
>> OH, YOU'VE GOT TUBES COMING 
OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND RUBBER 
BOWLS THAT THE BLOOD GOES INTO, 
AND YOU'VE GOT THAT FOUR FIVE 
DA 
DAYS AND YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: AND THE FIRST TIME YOU
LOOK IN THE MIRROR IS DAYS LATER
OR RIGHT AWAY?
>> OH, NO, DAYS LATER.
CAN'T BE DOING THAT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT I WOULD DO IS 
GLUE SOME SORT OF A HORRIBLE 
FACE TO A MIRROR.
>> YOU'RE BAD.
>> Jimmy: AND I WOULD HAND YOU 
THE MIRROR AND YOU'D LOOK AT IT 
AND SCREAM.
>> YES, HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
>> Jimmy: AND I WOULD LAUGH AND 
LAUGH AND LAUGH.
NOBODY DOES THAT.
SEEMS LIKE JACK WOULD DO 
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, NO?
>> NO.
I MEAN, KELLY WAS WITH ME.
FOR MOST OF THE TIME.
AND WHEN I WOKE UP, SHE TOLD ME 
THAT I WAS GOING "HELP ME, HELP 
ME".
AND SHE SAID, WHAT CAN I DO FOR 
YOU?
I'M LIKE, "JUST HELP ME".
>> Jimmy: DID SHE HELP YOU. 
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED 
HELP FOR.
>> Jimmy: IT'S HARD TO FIGURE 
OUT.
HOW IS OZZY BY THE WAY?
I KNOW HE HAD HIS FAREWELL TOUR.
AND HE WAS UNABLE TO -- 
>> FINISH IT.
HE DID ONE YEAR OF A TWO-YEAR 
TOUR.
HE DID ONE YEAR, AND THEN HE GOT
FLU, WHICH LED TO PNEUMONIA.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> HE WAS HOME, YOU KNOW, THIS 
THING HAPPENS TO SO MANY PEOPLE,
BUT HE GETS UP IN THE NIGHT, 
GOES TO THE BATHROOM, COMES 
BACK.
FALLS ON THE RUG.
AND BASHED HIS HEAD ON THE SIDE 
TABLE.
THEN HE WENT THIS WAY AND BASHED
HIS HEAD ON POST OF OUR BED.
AND DOWN HE WENT.
HE DIDN'T PUT HIS HANDS DOWN.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND HE WENT FACE DOWN, AND 
HIS NECK WENT BACK.
AND HE HAD TO HAVE SPINAL 
SURGERY.
>> Jimmy: OH, BOY.
>> AND HE'D HAD A MOTORBIKE 
ACCIDENT LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO, 
AND HE HAD METAL RODS IN HIS 
BODY.
AND THE FALL PUSHED THE RODS 
THROUGH HIS BONES.
>> Jimmy: OOH.
>> SO HE TO HAVE THREE MAJOR 
OPERATIONS.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE A MESS.
YOU SHOULD BE LIVING IN A 
HOSPITAL.
>> I TELL YOU WHAT.
OZZY THE OTHER DAY PUT TOGETHER 
AN X RAY OF HIS UPPER CHEST AND 
HIS NECK, AND NO WONDER THEY 
CALL HIM IRON MAN, BECAUSE I 
TELL YOU, HE'S GOT BOLTS.
>> Jimmy: HE HAS LITERALLY 
BECOME THAT.
>> HE'S GOT SO MUCH METAL IN HIS
BODY.
IT'S LIKE FRIGHTENING.
>> Jimmy: SORRY TO HEAR THAT, 
BUT IS HE OKAY NOW OR NO?
>> HE'S GETTING A LOT BETTER, 
BUT IT'S BEEN A VERY, VERY HARD 
ROAD.
>> Jimmy: HE'S GOT LIKE THE 
NUMBER TWO SINGLE ON THE CHARTS 
RIGHT NOW WITH POST MALONE.
HOW DID THAT END UP HAPPENING?
>> KELLY KNOWS POST'S PRODUCER.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND POST WAS A FAN OF OZZY'S.
AND HE WAS DOING ALL THESE 
DIFFERENT COLLABORATIONS ON HIS 
NEW ALBUM, AND HE ASKED OZZY IF 
HE WANTED TO DO IT AND.
>> Jimmy: DID OZZY KNOW WHO POST
MALONE WAS AT THAT TIME?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> AND IT WAS JUST GREAT.
I MEAN, THEY SPOKE TO EACH OTHER
OVER SKYPE FROM THE STUDIO.
BECAUSE POST WAS ON THE ROAD.
AND OZZY'S IN THE STUDIO WITH 
POST'S PRODUCER, AROUND REALLY, 
TRULY, IT TOOK LIKE 30 MINUTES, 
DONE.
>> Jimmy: NOW WILL OZZY DO 
ANOTHER FAIR WILL TOUR TO FINISH
THE FAREWELL TOUR?
>> HE'S GOING TO PICK UP THE 
DATES THAT WE HAD TO -- 
>> Jimmy: PART TWO OF THE 
FAREWELL TOUR?
>> AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE 
STARTING IN FEBRUARY.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE TELL HIM I SAID
HELLO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHARON 
AFTER THIS.
WELCOME BACK GUESTS, MORE WITH 
SHARON OSBOURNE.
ONE OF THE HOSTS OF THE TALK AND
REMEMBERS MOST OF THE PEOPLE 
THAT YOU WORK WITH, YES?
>> YOU ARE SO BAD, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT 
ON ME, I'M GOOD.
>> TEN YEARS IS A LONG TIME, AND
YOU FORGET.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS A LONG TIME.
SPEAKING OF A LONG TIME, THE 
OSBORNES WAS A HUGE, HUGE 
PHENOMENON, AND EVERYTHING IS 
COMING BACK.
EVERYTHING'S BEING REBOOTED.
I WOULD IMAGINE THAT MANY, MANY 
PEOPLE HAVE COME TO YOU AND SAID
PLEASE LET US COME TO YOUR HOME 
AND FILM YOU AGAIN AND DO THIS 
ALL OVER AGAIN, IS THAT NOT THE 
CASE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE NOT HAD THAT?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY 
SURPRISING TO ME.
"FULL HOUSE" IS ON, AND YOU'RE 
NOT.
>> I'M LIKE. 
>> Jimmy: IS THAT SOMETHING YOU 
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN DOING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, IT'S, I MEAN, IT MAY BE 
INTERESTING TO DO LIKE A ONE-OF.
THIS IS US NOW, COMPARED TO 18 
YEARS AGO, THIS IS THE WAY WE 
ARE NOW, YOU KNOW, JACK'S GOT 
THREE BABIES, AND. 
>> Jimmy: IS OZZY GOOD WITH THE 
GRANDCHILDREN?
DOES HE WATCH THEM AND -- 
>> YEAH.
HE'S THEIR PAPA.
AND HE ABSOLUTELY ADORES THEM.
HE GETS THEM ALL LINED UP, AND 
THEY'RE PAINTING AND DRAWING 
AND.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH, COOKS FOR THEM AND DOES
EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE PRINCE 
OF DARKNESS COOK FOR CHILDREN?
>> HE COOKS THEM BREAKFAST.
THEY ALWAYS SAY, PAPA, WE WANT 
BREAKFAST.
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S GOOD WITH 
BREAKFAST?
>> OH, HE'S SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE GIVE 
THEM?
>> HE GIVES THEM EGG, BACON, 
TOMATO AND BAKED BEANS AND THEY 
LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE THE BAKED 
BEANS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: ARE THERE CRUMPETS 
INVOLVED?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS IMAGINED 
THERE WOULD BE CRUMPETS.
THIS WOULD BE GREAT.
AND IF YOU COULD GET THE OSMONDS
TO COME AND LIVE WITH YOU GUYS 
FOR A WHILE, THIS WOULD BE A 
HECK OF A THING.
I REALLY THINK THIS SHOULD 
HAPPEN.
>> WHY DON'T YOU DO WIFE SWAP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE SAYING 
NEXT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, 
TOO, BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT 
ENOUGH.
>> THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
CAN YOU IMAGINE OZZY AND MARIE?
>> Jimmy: OH, OTZYZZY AND MARIE 
WOULD BE A GREAT COUPLE.
>> AND I COULD BE WITH MARIE'S 
HUSBAND.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WOULD YOU 
CARE TO BE WITH MARIE'S HUSBAND?
LOOK OUT, MARIE.
I READ THAT THERE ARE TWO 
DIFFERENT MOVIE PROJECTS THAT 
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MAKE THAT 
DEPICT YOUR LIFE, YOUR YOUNG 
LIFE WITH OZZY.
ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH EITHER ONE
OF THOSE?
>> NO, AND WITH BOTH OF THEM I 
SAID WE WON'T GIVE YOU ANY MUSIC
RIGHTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
AND A MOVIE LIKE THAT WITHOUT 
MUSIC RIGHTS IS USELESS.
>> Jimmy: WHY, BECAUSE YOU 
DIDN'T LIKE THEIR APPROACH?
>> NO, HOW COULD YOU WRITE A 
STORY ON SOMEBODY'S LIFE LIKE 
FROM 40 YEARS AGO AND YOU'VE 
NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO THEM.
IT'S LIKE NO, THANK YOU, BUT 
WE'RE DOING OUR OWN ONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING YOUR OWN.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
WHO YOU WANT TO PLAY OZZY OR 
YOU?
>> FOR OZZY, WE'RE GOING TO FIND
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
>> Jimmy: A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
>> SOMEBODY TO, YOU KNOW, THAT 
WE ALL KNOW DRESS UP AS OZZY, 
AND EVERYBODY WILL GO, YOU LOOK 
STUPID.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WOULD BE LIKE
A HALLOWEEN COSTUME OR 
SOMETHING.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF 
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR TO PLAY 
YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHO?
>> THERE WAS THIS SHOW, AN 
ENGLISH SHOW CALLED "THE END OF 
THE F-ING WORLD."
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND IT'S ON NETFLIX.
YOU'VE SEEN IT.
AND THERE'S A GIRL IN THERE THAT
REMINDED ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER
AGE.
>> Jimmy: DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT 
THIS?
>> UM, NOT YET.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SHE KNOWS NOW.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
SPEAKING OF MUSIC RIGHTS, DONALD
TRUMP USED "CRAZY TRAIN", OZZY'S
SONG ON A VIDEO.
>> YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
>> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT GIVE HIM 
PERMISSION FOR THAT?
>> NO, HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
THIS THING IS HE'LL USE IT ONCE.
EVERYBODY SAYS YOU CAN NEVER USE
MY MUSIC.
WE DON'T WANT IT.
AND THE THING IS, IF YOU JUST 
USED IT ONCE, BY THE TIME WE TRY
AND SUE, IT COSTS US A FORTUNE.
YOU GET NOTHING.
SO HE KEEPS DOING IT.
THEY WON'T SUE HIM.
THEY'RE ONLY USING IT ONCE.
THEY'LL TELL ME TO STOP ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU 
STILL KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH FROM 
BEING PART OF "THE APPRENTICE" 
THAT YOU COULD CALL HIM AND SAY 
HEY, STOP USING MY SONG?
>> NO.
HE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK HE 
WOULD TALK TO YOU?
>> HE'S TOO BUSY TALK BING 
TO -- WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME?
JOHN LEGEND'S WIFE.
CHRISSY.
HE'S TOO BUSY TEXTING CHRISSY, 
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE 
YOU.
PLEASE GIVE OZZY MY BEST.
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