 Hi, I'm Donny Cates, a writer
of DOCTOR STRANGE, and THANOS,
and VENOM, and SILVER SURFER.
And now THOR.
And these are five reasons
why you should read my THOR.
Number one.
All of my books have
always been huge.
I write everything I
do like a big event.
And now Marvel is
going to give me
the biggest, craziest,
most powerful
character that they have.
So come see what
that looks like.
Number two.
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE, that
I did with Ryan Stegman,
very famously was the highest
selling comic book of all time.
Well with THOR # 1, it's going
to outsell ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
Number three.
Come and see me write the
adorable Thor dog, Thori.
Because if you know me,
you know I love dogs.
Number four.
OK.
See what happens
when Marvel finds out
that what I'm
really doing is just
killing Thor and writing Throg.
Thor Frog.
And number five.
Come watch as the
world's stupidest
man thinks that he can take
over Thor from Jason Aaron.
