FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS
A SUPERMODEL WHO CREATED
"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL," "THE
TYRA BANKS SHOW," AND, OF
COURSE, THE "SMIZE."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE
SHOW," TYRA BANKS.
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE
SHOW," TYRA BANKS.
>> THIS IS REALLY BIG!
WHOA!
>> Stephen: WELCOME.
>> HELLO!
>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
ON.
NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU?
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
I HAD NO IDEA THIS STUDIO WAS SO
HUGE.
>> Stephen: FULL OF THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU HAD AN
AMAZINGLY VARIED CAREER, SOME
THINGS I WAS NOT AAWARE OF.
I NEW MODEL, TV PRODUCER, TALK
SHOW HOST.
STANFORD BUSINESS SCHOOL
PROFESSOR.
>> LECTURER.
I TEACH AT STANFORD, YES.
>> Stephen: WHOSE CAREER ARE
YOU MODELING?
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE?
WHO IS THE PERSON?
>> YOU KNOW WHO I REALLY LOVE,
RICHARD BRANSON.
I LIKE THAT HE GOES INTO THESE
DIFFERENT WORLDS, WHETHER IT'S
RECORDS, WHETHER IT'S AIRLINES,
WHETHER IT'S CRUISES --
>> Stephen: BALLOONING.
>> BALLOONING.
I LIKE HOW YOU SAID THAT--
BALLOONING.
AND THEN HE MAKES IT DIFFERENT
AND UNIQUE AND INTERESTING.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHY-- I'VE
GOT THIS PHOTO OF YOU WHICH
MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW.
IS THIS-- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> THAT IS ME ONE HALLOWEEN AS
RICHARD BRANSON.
YEAH.
I WANTED TO BE MY IDOL FOR
HALLOWEEN.
>> Stephen:
>> Stephen:  WOW, THAT'S
SOMETHING YOU AND I HAVE IN
COMMON.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I ACTUALLY
DID A COVER SHOOT FOR ONE OF HIS
MAGAZINES YEARS AGO.
AND I DID...
>> OH, MY GOSH!
THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE
SAME PERSON!
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A CLOSE-UP OF
HIM AND A WIDE SHOT HIMSELF.
YOU ARE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER
MOTHER.
>> Stephen: YES, AND HAVE YOU
TALKED TO HIM?
HAVE YOU MET HIM?
>> I HAVE.
YES, SO I WAS HIM FOR HALLOWEEN,
AND THEN HE SAW IT, AND HE
REACHED OUT.
HIS TEAM REACHED OUT, AND
THEY'RE LIKE-- HE WAS LIKE,
"I'VE NEVER LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL
IN MY LIFE WITH ALL THAT HAIR ON
MY FACE."
AND THEN I ENDED UP GOING TO
LONDON AND JUDGING AN
ENTREPRENEURIAL CONTEST THAT HE
WAS DOING WITH SARA BLAKELY.
AND THEN AFTER, WE WENT TO
DINNER WITH HIM, AND I WAS LIKE,
"I WANT YOU TO MENTOR ME."
AND HE SAID, "I CAN GET MY
PEOPLE TO HELP YOU OUT."
I SAID, "I DIDN'T SAY YOUR
PEOPLE.
I SAID YOU.
EXPIVMENT CALLED HIM TWICE, AND
I NEVER CALLED BACK.
AND I RAN INTO HIM SOMEWHERE.
AND HE SAID YOU ARE THE BEST
MENTEE-- YOU CALLED TWICE AND
YOU DISAPPEARED.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN
TO-- HIS HE THAT ISLAND IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN THERE?
>> I WENT WITH FRIENDS ONCE.
HE WASN'T THERE.
I WENT AND IT WAS REALLY AMAZE
GLIG HAVEN'T BEEN.
IS IT NICE?
>> THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO
END UP WHEN YOU ARE RETIRED,
LIKE, FED 50 YEARS FROM NOW.
>> I WILL HAVE TO MOISTURE IF
IT'S 50 YEARS FROM NOW.
YOU'RE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS NOW,
BECAUSE YOU'VE COINED A WORD IN
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, SMIZE.
THE ENTOMOLOGY, IF I'M NOT
WRONG, IS SMILING WITH YOUR
EYES.
>> YES, TO SMILE WITH ONE'SIZE,
CORRECT.
>> Stephen: HOW IS MY SMILE?
>> A LITTLE TOO MUCH ENERGY.
NOVOCAIN MOUTH.
LIKE BENTIST, BLA-BLA.
AND I NEED TO YOU PUT EYE LID
FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP--
YES, YES!
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
CHIN DOWN!
CHIN DOWN!
OH!
OH!
OH!
YES!
THAT WAS SO GOOD!
OH, THAT WAS --
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICING?
BECAUSE THAT WAS GOOD.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT.
AN INSTANT FACELIFT, AMAZING.
YOU HAVE OTHER TERMS YOU
INTRODUCED INTO THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE.
>> MANY.
I LOVE MAKING UP WORDS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A LIST OF
THEM AND I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST
DAMN IDEA WHAT THESE MEAN.
>>WHY DON'T YOU-- OH!
>> Stephen: ARE THOSE YOURS?
>> YES, THESE ARE MY WORDS.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WORDS
ARE?
>> Stephen: I MIGHT.
I DON'T THINK I DO.
HIT ME AND I'LL TELL YOU IF I
KNOW.
>> T2 T.
>> Stephen: HOT TO TROT.
>> NO, HEAD TO TOE.
YOU MUST MOD FREL HEAD TO TOE.
I DON'T CARE IF A PERSON IS
TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE.
YOU HAVE TO FILT ENERGY FROM THE
TP OF YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES.
THAT'S MODELING H2?
>> Stephen: T!
>> NEXT SINSICENT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN BAD
BUT YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY AN
INNOCENT PERSON.
>> EXACTLY IN A PHOTO.
GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!
OH, YES!
GOOD!
OH!
OH!
OH!
>> Stephen: I'M TURNING ME ON.
>> THAT WAS A LITTLE --
>> Stephen: I'M TURNING ME ON
OVER HERE.
>> THAT WAS NOT INNOCENT.
FLOSSEM.
>> Stephen: FLAWLESSLY
AWESOME.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: FLOSSING IN AN
AWESOME WAY.
>> NO!
>> Stephen: FLOSSEM.
I-- AWESOME, FLOSSUM-- OH,
AWESOME WITH FLOSS.
>> THERE YOU GO.
YOUR FLAWS THERE BUT WHO CARES
BECAUSE ARE YOU FLAW-SOME BABY.
THAT IS FLAW-SOME.
>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE TO DO
THAT FOR YOU BUT I HAVE NO
FLAWS.
>> Stephen: THE NEXT ONE.
CAN YOU STAND UP FOR THIS ONE?
OH!
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> THE LAST ONE IS BOOTY TOOCH.
 ( APPLAUSE )
 ( CHEERS )
>> Stephen: BOOTY TOOCH.
>> Stephen: LET ME TEACH YOU
WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BOOTY?
>> IT'S TOUCHING THE BOOTY.
CAN EVERYBODY CHANT WITH ME.
BOOTY TOOCH.
BEND THE KNEES, STICK OUT BOOTY.
PUMP IT OUT.
PUMP IT OUT.
PUMP IT OUT.
YES.
AND HOLD IT.
HOLD IT FOR THE PHOTO.
THAT IS A BOOTY TOOCH.
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT ALL THESE!
>> Stephen: I'M EXHAUSTED.
I'M EXHAUSTED.
I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO THAT
ON CBS.
WE'LL FIND FOUGHT WE CAN DO THAT
ON CBS.
>> YOU TOTALLY CAN.
IT'S TOTALLY P.G.
>> Stephen: I'M READING YOUR
BARRE THERE, AND IT SAID
MODALLAND.
>> IT IS A PLACE I HAVE CREATED
THAT IS A BRICK-AND-MORTAR
DESTINATION FOR THE ENTIRE
FAMILY TO COME AND LIVE THE
ULTIMATE MODELING FANTASY.
>> Stephen: BY BRICK AND
MORTAR,IT IS ACTUALLY A PLACE.
>> IT IS A PLACE IN SANTA
MONICA, CALIFORNIA.
YOU CAN BUY A TICKET, AND YOU
CAN COME AND DO PHOTO SHOOTS AND
BE IN THIS IMMERSIVE THEATER I
HAVE CREATED WHERE ARE YOU IN
THIS REVOLUTION TO END BEAUT
STANDARDS, TO SAY WE ARE ALL
FLAW-SOME AND WE ARE ALL
BEAUTIFUL.
YOU CAN COME WITH YOUR FAMILY.
THERE'S TIPS AND TRICKS.
>> Stephen: TIPS AND TRICKS?
WHAT'S THAT?
>> T TIPS AND TRICKS ON HOW TO G
YOUR SMIZE RIGHT.
THIS IS SMIZE 101.
WHEN YOU COME TO MODELLAND, IT
IS SMIZE103 THINK HARRY POTTER'S
HOGWARTS MEET THE NEXT TOP
MODEL.
SHE IS THE HEAD OF THE MOTT LING
SCHOOL AND SAYS EVERYONE MUST
LOOK LIKE HER, WHICH IS A CLONE.
HOWEVER, THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS
THAT HAVE OPENED UP A PORTAL
THAT SAYS, "OH, HELL, NO,
BELLADON AWE ARE OPENING UP AND
EVERYBODY WILL LEARN TO TOOT AND
BOOCH, AND SMIZE FROM "H" TO
"T."
>> Stephen: I ACTUALLY FMED
THAT.
>> DID YOU?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: "AMERICA'S TOP
MODEL," 24 SEASONS.
>> YES, WE HAVE HAD 24.
ONE OF THE LONGEST REALITY SHOWS
IN HISTORY.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE AN EYE
FOR SPOTTING MODELS.
CAN I ASK IF I HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES?
>> OH, OKAY.
SO THIS IS REALLY GOD.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS
GOING ON WITH THAT TOP CLAW OF A
HAND ON THAT KNEE.
THAT WRIST SHOULD HAVE BEEN
RESTING ON THE KNEE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NECK.
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT NO-NECK
MONSTER THERE.
 ( LAUGHTER )
I AM SO CONFUSED.
THERE IS NO BOOTY TOOCH.
THIS IS JUST FLAWS BUT NOT
AWESOME.
OH, DAMN!
YES!
THIS IS AMAZING!
THIS IS SO A-MAZING!
THIS IS EVERYTHING!
THE GATE, THE LOOK OVER YOUR
SHOULDER AS IF YOU DON'T CARE.
>> Stephen: I DON'T.
>> AND IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU
JUST DON'T.
>> Stephen: AND, OF COURSE,
THIS ONE I HAD TO EARN.
>> OH!
 (  LAUGHTER  )
THAT ONE IS-- ACTUALLY-- I
JUST-- IT MAKES MEANTIME-- I
THREW UP IN THE BACK OF MY
THROAT A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> THAT'S TOO MUCH.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S SEXY, THAT
TUMMY THING.
>> Stephen: WOULD IT HELP IF I
TOLD YOU THAT'S JUST AN APPLIQUE
ON THE T-SHIRT?
>> WOULD IT HELP IF I TOLD YOU
THAT I KNOW THAT?
>> Stephen: TITYRA, A
PLEASURE.
WHEN CAN WE GO TO MODELLAND?
>> YOU CAN GET THEM RIGHT NOW,
THEY'RE ON SALE.
"model-land.com."
>> IT'S A SONG
♪ MODEL-LAND.COM.
