♪ I'm vlogging, ♪
♪ It's boring, ♪
♪ I'm Colleen! ♪
- [Colleen] Candle, candle, candle
that tastes like a candle.
Good morning everybody!
We're just hanging out,
uh, Flynn is trying to get moose
to go on the couch.
Moose is not listening.
So today, Kory and I decided
we want to try all of the
fall flavored things from Starbucks.
What are you doing?
Guys!
This is how fast this happens.
People go like,
if your toddler gets into
something they shouldn't,
they go, "well, why
weren't you watching him?"
I was three feet from him.
You guys watched how fast that happened.
Literally fine hanging out,
I turned the camera for two seconds
and he was on the coffee table.
He's not now.
That's what having toddlers is like.
And that's what I can't
stand people who are like,
"Well, why weren't you watching him?
How did he get the whole
toilet paper roll down?
Or, how did he get that
whole box of Cheerios?
Why weren't you watching him? Bad mom!"
It's like, no, you must
not have ever had a toddler
if you say things like that
because you can look away for literally,
be next to him and look
away for three seconds,
and he could have fallen and hit his head.
Like, there's no way to avoid
situations like that.
You definitely should
always try your hardest
to watch your kid at all times.
But like, I'm literally
sitting right here.
You know what I mean?
Um, anyway,
fun stuff.
He was just climbing
to get this, as you do.
All right, we're gonna make
some food and hang out.
(Flynn mumbles)
- [Colleen] Yeah.
(Flynn mumbles)
- Anyway, I'm very
excited for all the coffee
because I'm very tired.
I feel like I had something
to tell you about today.
Now I don't remember what it was.
So sorry about that.
Bye.
- [Eric] Flynn, Flynn, Flynn
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn,
- Mama
- [Colleen] You want me to do it?
And..
- [Colleen] Flynn, Flynn, Flynn
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn,
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn, Flynn.
(laughing)
- [Colleen] Right, you
want to go take a nap?
- More?
- [Colleen] You want to go do it again?
- Yeah.
Mom!
- [Colleen] Go! When
did you learn that word?
Okay - Kory is an angel
and we were talking about how we love fall
and it's fall time.
And I was like, "Oh my gosh, we should try
every single fall themed drink
and treat from Starbucks."
So, that's what we have.
I'm very, very excited right now.
So we're going to try them
so you guys don't have to.
So if you like fall and you're like,
"Oh, I always want to try these,
but they're like expensive
and like, if I don't like it.."
Well, girl, I got you covered.
Before your very eyes,
is every single fall drink from Starbucks
and I'm going to taste them all
Now, let's..
- I'm gonna hate it
because you're gonna
ruin these drinks for me.
You're all going to say
they taste like sausage and candles
and everything.
And, I'm going to ruin my life.
- I always compare
things I drink and taste
to really bizarre inanimate objects.
Then, Kory gets really mad.
So let's get started.
Okay, which one shall we try first?
We should go with this.
This is the pumpkin latte.
I gotta get a metal straw
because even though I'm in a pandemic,
I still want to save the turtles.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
- If you say sausage...
- Mmm, It's pumpkin spice
and everything nice.
- Yess!
- It tastes like a candle
I like it though.
- Yeah, that's good.
- That's so good.
It makes me want to
get ready for fall.
- I know!
- This one is
- Salted caramel mocha, which he,
the barista told me, he's like,
"this is really sweet
and you're going to hate it.
- Okay.
So apparently this is a fall drink.
- And he said, "it's really sweet."
(gagging noise)
- That tastes, oh,
you know what that tastes like,
it tastes like, um,
the air freshener things
you plug into the wall,
if you took it out
and drank that liquid.
This is what I imagine
that liquid would taste like.
- This is what your
room should smell like?
- What your grandma's house smells like
in the fall is what that tastes like.
- Ugh, yes.
- Right?
Doesn't it taste like
you sipped the goo
inside of of those, like,
air wall fresheners?
- Oh, it lingers.
- The next one is
an iced white mocha.
This is a fall drink?
- That's what he said!
It's only in the fall.
- Wait - I have to get
rid of this nastiness.
Iced white mocha makes
me think of Christmas.
- Well, she's around the corner.
- I like that.
I really like this one.
It tastes like a white mocha.
I don't know.
I can't, I don't have a good comparison.
That one's really yummy. It's very light.
It's not too sweet.
- It tastes nutty.
- Kory. This is not a
- That is nutty
- Kory its G rated.
I don't want to get de-monetized.
- Ugh
- I like the nuts.
- I don't like the nutty.
- You don't like the nuts?
- No, I'm a PSL girl
(birds tweeting)
- Pumpkin spice lattes!
- Oh, I thought you meant like,
I thought that was like the..
- Oh get with the times!
Los Angeles times!
- I thought that was like,
the DSL is what I was thinking.
(laughing)
- Colleen, you're the
one with the gutter mind.
- Whatever.
- You cannot live in my mind rent free.
- This one is a pumpkin frappe.
I've never had this one.
- What? That's classic.
- By the way, if you've noticed,
I like start sucking and go down.
Okay, relax,
its because, I want to get
a little bit of everything.
So I want to make sure
I get whipped cream in the straw.
I'm gonna get the whole thing.
- A little bit of the cinnamon topping.
- When you walk through
the doors of heaven,
this is the beverage
that Jesus Christ himself will hand you.
This is delicious.
- I need you! That's good.
I need to be wearing a flannel shirt
and a cute jacket
and like some cute jeans
walking through a pumpkin patch,
holding this with a nice gusty breeze
blowing through my cleaves.
Like this is really good.
- I felt that way..
- I love her.
- ... all the way down my soul.
- The next beverage of choice.
The Pokemon crumb comb?
- Cold brew.
- Oh, cold brew.
- [Kory] Why?
- I thought that said comb
because it's CB.
So also my initials.
Why did I think comb
before Colleen Ballenger my own initials.
Anyway, so this is a cold brew.
So I feel like you're
supposed to sip this one,
not with a straw.
- Yeah because you're supposed to
like the top is like pumpkin foam.
- Okay
- And then the bottom is cold brew.
- That is reminiscent of a tire.
- This is what I get every day.
- It's really gross.
- Colleen!
- It's not good.
- I get that every day.
It's so good.
- Well, you need to stop getting that.
- Well, I like the tire.
Put me in a four wheel drive.
(laughing)
- Okay, the next one is...
- That's good!
- I hate her.
- That is good. Period.
- No, I hate her.
- Oh, no.
- This one is salted car CFCB
- Cold brew.
- So it's...
- What's car? Oh, caramel.
Salted caramel.
- CF?
- CF.
- Caffeinated?
- Yeah, caffeinated cold brew.
(laughing)
- People who work at Starbucks,
you guys are like doing
some Morse code stuff.
- Salted Caramel, carefree, cold brew.
I don't know?
- Carefree! Relax.
Why did you go for that as a title?
Like, you already have 18 names.
You've got to add carefree?
- No! I'm guessing.
I don't know what CF means.
- Oh, I thought it said on the receipt.
(laughing)
- No, it says CF here too.
- You literally went like this,
"Salted caramel, oh, carefree."
(laughing)
- I'm going to try it.
- This is going to be nasty.
(dramatic music and screaming)
- No! That is not good.
The foam is good though.
It's basically this
one, but with yummy foam
- Eugh, candle!
(screaming)
- Candle!
- Candle! Candle!
That tastes like a candle.
It tastes like a candle you'd get...
Ahhh
- Oh my god.
- The aftertaste is so bad.
- She hit.
- She hit me.
It doesn't even taste like a good candle.
That ain't a Yankee candle though.
You know what I mean?
Like that was like a Marshall's knock off.
- Ewww. Marshall's?
- Oh, I'm getting it in a burst!
- A fall Marshall's candle
that you got in like, January
cause it's on sale.
- Yeah, not.
That is not it.
- Why did they go so in depth.
- I don't know,
Anyway, my favorites are,
I love the frap,
I love the ice white mocha
and I liked the pumpkin latte.
That is really gross.
I don't know why you like that.
- I love her.
- So she is my favorite,
she is my favorite
and she is my favorite.
We also have pumpkiney sweet treats.
So this one is pumpkin scone.
- No, no, I mixed it.
That's a scone.
- Oh yeah, why did I even say that?
This is like the most obvious muffin
you've ever seen in your life.
- Its a cream cheese muffin.
- No, this is a pumpkin muffin, okay.
- She has cream in her.
- It's cheese in the middle
and we know you don't
like cheese foam, so.
- No.
Mmmm. Yummy.
- Oh, she likes it.
- Mmmm.
(claps)
Ooh, a random clap, I
didn't mean to do that.
- Oh, its moist.
- Mmmm.
- Good job Starbucks.
- And, I'm getting the cheese.
And, I'm not liking it.
(dramatic music)
- All right, next we
have the pumpkin scone.
I am not a scone fan.
- I'm not either.
- They're always just dry.
- Dry!
And then the icing on top - I can't.
I don't like icing.
- And, it's like stale icing.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Ugh! Why's it crunchy?
No offense Starbucks with that, I know.
And the cutest little fox cake pop.
She's cute. Okay.
I'll eat one side.
- Okay.
- What does she takes like inside?
- I don't know, all I could taste
was the outside and it's wax.
It's just like, eating, like, the wax
that dripped off the candle
and dried on your counter.
- It tastes like mush in my mouth
but sugar.
- It's not good.
Oh my God, but, this was fun though.
Now we know, now we know,
the ice white mocha is it.
I'm living for that.
And the frappe is yum.
They're all good.
But, I'm also feeling
like I'm having a sugar high now.
A sugar coffee high. I'm like...
(squeals)
- You're going to be
jumping off the walls.
- Okay, yumm.
I'm glad we did this
while Flynn was asleep
cause he would have
wanted to taste them all.
Cause they're so pretty.
Flynn, it's time to make dinner.
Do you want to make dinner with me?
- Yeah
- Yeah?
Let's make some dinner.
All right, so we've got
a cup of warm water,
a tablespoon of dry active yeast
and a tablespoon of sugar in here.
I let it sit for five minutes.
And now, Flynn!
When I put this in then you can start.
Okay, now you can start,
a tablespoon of olive oil,
stir that into the proofed yeast.
Stir it in. Now you
can. Good boy. Good boy.
(Flynn Mumbles)
- Do you want to pour this in now?
- Yeah
- Okay, now we're going to
pour in two cups of flour
with a teaspoon of salt
and half a teaspoon of garlic powder
and some Italian seasonings.
Good job. Good helping.
Now, we stir all that in.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, mumma!
- Oh, do you need me to help?
Okay. Sorry.
Okay.
Good job.
Whoah!
- All right, now we're going
to let this rise for 30 minutes
and then we'll make our pizza.
(upbeat music)
- [Eric] There you go!
- Look at you using your little knife!
- [Eric] Slice and Diced
- Good job baby!
- [Eric] Whoops!
- Whoops, that's okay!
(Flynn mumbling)
- That was so cute!
Flynn wanted to cut up things
because I was cutting up things.
We're going to do a veggie pizza.
cause this is what we have.
So, we have pineapple, onion,
mushrooms, zucchini, tomatoes.
It also helps get his veggies in
and we're going to do just
three tiny little pizzas.
Eric and I will probably
eat something more later.
But, for now, this will just have to do.
All right, kiddo, here we go.
First, you got to put the sauce on it.
Okay?
Yeah, spread it on, can you do that?
(sniffs)
- Good job!
- More.
- You want more?
Good job Flynn.
- He loves sauce.
- More?
- Well, we're going to
do the fun part next,
which is the cheese.
Do you want some cheese on it?
- Yeah.
- He's been saying yes,
like an Australian.
He goes, "yeah."
All right, we're going to
use some cheese now, Flynn.
- Ooh.
- Ooh, yeah, so, Flynn, can you do this?
Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.
Good job!
Yeah! Put it on the pizza.
Very good!
Yeah, get it on there.
We like cheese.
Here, put those on it.
- Mom?
- Yeah, put the pineapples on it.
Can you put these on it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Mom?
- Okay, you put those on it
and put some mushrooms on it.
(Flynn hums)
- Good job!
Some zucchini.
(Flynn hums)
- Good job Flynn!
(Flynn hums)
- Good job!
- More?
- You have more.
Good job!
(Flynn hums)
- I like your sound effects Flynn.
(Flynn hums)
- Yeah, we did it! I think you're good.
Looking good buddy.
♪ Baby Flynn, ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, ♪
♪ Baby Flynn, ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Baby Flynn, ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Baby Flynn ♪
(Flynn laughs)
- [Colleen] Now who should we do?
Who? Mamma?
- Daisy.
- [Colleen] Daisy? Okay.
♪ Daisy kitty, ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Daisy kitty ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Daisy kitty ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Daisy kitty. ♪
(Flynn mumbles)
- Dadda? Mumma?
- [Colleen] Okay. Now who should we do?
- Daisy.
- [Colleen] Daisy?
♪ Daisy kitty, ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Daisy kitty, ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
- [Colleen] Good jump!
That's a good jump!
- [Eric] Whoa! Whoa!
- [Colleen] Wow! Good jumping kiddo!
- [Eric] Whoa!
- [Colleen] Whoa!
Yay!
- [Eric] Yay!
(clapping)
- [Colleen] Ta-da!
Oh Flynn,
your dinner is served!
- [Eric] Mmmmm
- Mama
- [Colleen] You want
me to sit next to you?
I will sit next to you.
Do you want to eat pizza
with mama and dada?
- Yeah.
- [Eric] So I'll sit here.
- How was it?
- It was good.
- It was good?
- Mmmm
- Mmmm
- Mmmm
- Mmmm
- That's good.
- That's good.
- It's definitely like we
have a kid now, though,
not we have a baby.
- Oh yeah.
- It's wild. We're old.
- Flynn is a sophisticated man,
he loves eating with a fork.
So, he doesn't like finger foods,
where you have to pick
it up with your hands.
He wants to use a fork.
Huh, Flynn?
(fork clatters)
(Colleen laughs)
- Mumma, that's good.
- Mumma, that's good, yeah!
(Flynn mumbles)
(comedic music)
- [Colleen] What's that face?
(laughing)
- [Colleen] What's wrong?
- Eric and I are having date night
so we've decided to play cards
and we're in this room with a fire going.
When we played that card game,
that I've always played with my family,
on that camping trip,
a bunch of you commented
and said we were playing spit.
Ugh, so I looked at the rules, just now,
and we were playing spit,
but it was clearly a version of spit
that someone in my family had messed up
and forgotten some rules
so they made some up.
And then, that just
kept getting passed down
until it was whatever version we play.
But it is essentially spit.
So we're going to play
how you actually play.
We're going to play the
actual way you play spit,
which is with two decks of cards.
So I have a regular bicycle deck
and I have Zack King's deck of cards
and we're going to play spit
how it's supposed to be played.
This is going to take like an hour.
Right here we go.
Okay, the rules said you
should play on the floor.
So we're going to try
to play it on the floor.
(upbeat music)
- I won, that was fun.
- I only had one card left.
- I know, that was good. That was good.
- And these three.
- That was good.
What do you think?
Do you like it?
- I do.
- Do you like it better the other way?
- I like it when I win.
(Colleen roars)
- Round two.
(upbeat music)
