this is my wife Brianna and this is her
house full of and Moses worsening
mistakes gods this is insane
seven ways to steal Brianna's emeralds
in Minecraft the first way to steal my
wife's emeralds in Minecraft we are
going to be making the emerald thief
tree that is right this thing actually
exists an order to craft it you just
need an oak sapling surrounded in
emeralds and you get the emerald tree
sapling if you read the war on this turn
to do a tree that will seek out and
steal emeralds the next thing we are
going to craft is a chisel I can't show
you guys what this is going to be used
for just yet but stick around because it
is epic behind me right now is Brianna's
house and if you guys peek to the window
with me you could see three double
chests that have the signs all full of
emeralds we've placed down the emerald
tree sapling the imagery is different
than regular like vegetation and
Minecraft you actually have to water it
if you want it to grow oh my gosh
oh look at this okay this is my first
time seeing this and this is actually
insane now we get to use the chisel on
the tree and watch the magic Preston
plus Breanna I figured if Breanna sees
this it'll make her a lot less mad at me
for stealing
your Bloods I mean come on look at it
it's so cute and as we all know girls do
love cute things ladies and gentlemen
here's where the real magic is happening
we just gave it more water it's reaching
through the glass panes into the chest
look at it soaking up the emeralds all
above oh my gosh wait it's still going
it's still going this thing is literally
an emerald vacuum cleaner I have
literally never seen something like this
in Minecraft in my entire life until now
and I am so excited
how many emeralds is this tree about to
grab for us this is insane before brand
logs back on I'm gonna punch the tree
come on
dude literally raining money on our face
okay let's count it up guys
there are so many emeralds to grab what
the heck wait a second guys over seven
stacks of emeralds oh no there's one
emerald that is floating on Briana's
house we'll leave that one for her can
we all get a life down below on this
video for how hard this emerald tree
just worked for us to steal Brianna's
emerald and if you thought that was
crazy this next way we're gonna steal
her emeralds is even more insane down
here is my secret laboratory where only
I can enter using this insane crafting
table we are gonna be crafting an emery
satellite which we are going to send
into orbit to steal her emeralds we're
gonna need two of these these are
satellite panels and then we're gonna
need one of these which is the satellite
core emerald satellite panel we just
made two of them now we got to move on
to the core four chests in the middle
surrounded by tons of emerald blocks and
last but not least emeralds and all four
corners will give you the Emerald
satellite core that ladies and gentlemen
watch the magic happen first we are
going to throw the satellite core now
we're gonna throw one of the panels and
then another one oh my gosh dude
I cannot believe we just made a
real-life emerald satellite my wife
Briana is leaving the house right now
I'm assuming to probably go mine more
emerald since we we kind of stole all of
hers from the turkey look that's what
husbands are for okay all right go pre
oh there she goes
yeah that's right Bri you leave your
house unattended ladies and gentlemen I
repeat the coast is clear before we
place down this insane satellite do me a
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let's place the satellite down oh oh
what's going oh L right go for the
Emeralds bunny you can't
oh wait it's turning oh my gosh oh my
gosh it's a vacuum cleaner it is an
aerial vacuum cleaner eating the
emeralds from her house wait I think
this is even more in rows than the tree
was able to get us it's going
around the entire house it's still going
no way there is no way this is real life
I think it has literally cleaned
Brianna's house entirely of every single
emerald she has an honor of stealing my
wife's emeralds in seven different ways
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satellite for dropping off our emeralds
this time we made it to get eight stacks
of emerald plants no the third way to
steal my wife's emeralds is using a
Pokemon and a pokeball and can you guys
guess which Pokemon we're going to use
that's right ladies and gentlemen
Diglett is back in action what you
probably didn't know is Diglett is
actually a highly trained emerald thief
Diglett I choose you oh look at how cute
he is
I can't believe this right now so check
this out guys I'm gonna put this chest
down fill it up with emeralds Diglett I
choose you to steal these emeralds oh my
gosh he's digging look he's digging
underground to go tinkle why did you go
all the way that way okay dig look that
was pretty close but it wasn't close
enough come on Diglett if you're
watching this video right now leave a
like for Diglett he can do this we
believe in you Diglett okay niglet I
thought we went over this before we
started filming this video you're kind
of embarrassing me right now nobody ever
became professional from criticism so I
was motivating jiggler telling him he's
got this and look at what he just did he
just opened the chest grab the emeralds
came from behind me and just gave them
to me I think we need to make Diglett a
forever character in the rest of my
Minecraft videos I Diglett are you
confident that you can do this now that
bran is not in the house all right
Diglett steal my watts in more roads
wait where'd he go
I don't even see diglettz nametag
anymore guys where to dig let go we lost
him oh no Diglett please don't get lost
wait he's it
yes go go go go quick come on what
Breanna could be back at any moment in
time she's still mining somewhere behind
us oh no you take what didn't put the
block back at Brianna's house okay
Oh Diglett five stacks
plus five of emeralds Diglett I am so
proud of you you can keep a few of these
in molds you have worked hard go buy
yourself something nice you guys
probably are not going to believe me but
I am about to make a cat whistle to
steal my wife's diamonds I even have a
name tag with my wife's real life cat on
it which we're going to be using later
so stick around most people like to
train dogs to steal emeralds but I am
going to be using cats come here cats
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thank you so much good news out we've
already got five cats balling us come on
we need more cats Oh what am i stuck in
the fountain yes there you go come on
come to Papa look at all these cute cats
we have following us this is so epic
there's 50 cats currently inside of all
of these cats come on guys let's look
some of them reclaiming the ladder and
then seven never like falling off it's
so adorable we've only got four cats who
have made it up the ladder so far this
is our fifth guys come on come on there
you go there you go keep climbing the
ladder cats oh no wasn't fell off the
roof guys do not fall off the roof I
will not be liable for cat damage now
I'm going to individually attach leads
to every single cat we have collected
and then put them in the helicopter oh
my god this is the most cat I have ever
had at one moment in time in Minecraft
have you ever seen this I have never
seen this before this might be a bad
time to mention that I don't have a
helicopter license come on cats
oh they're okay none of the cats are
falling okay let's be let's make very
careful no cats should be hurt in the
making of this Minecraft video so far so
good
Breanna's house is approaching come on
okay cats oh my gosh the cats have
you know ladder for me I cannot believe
this worked the cats have formed a left
oh my gosh wait this is Briana's cat
Eloise hold on I'm gonna give her a
nametag because he's been stealing all
of Brianna's emeralds I feel kind of bad
as her husband I'm going to leave her a
present where we have named her kitty
cat Eloise but bats feelers are gonna
stop him from taking her Emeralds three
stacks of emerald ladies and gentlemen
and we are out go go go
I can't believe we were climbing a
ladder made entirely I'm pretty much
fully confident if we were able to make
50 cats attached to a helicopter that
this next way to still brana's emeralds
is also going to work flawlessly with no
problems these are the materials
required to make what we call a port a
vault yes that's right ladies and
gentlemen we are back to our incredible
crafting table to iron doors on the
bottom surround them entirely with these
iron blocks then you are going to put
chests everywhere in the center to make
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no okay
we didn't break our house we are a fully
functional vault ladies and gentlemen so
I've got five remotes to show you guys
how this works if I place the five
femorals into a chest then I'm going to
turn back into a regular human again I
will retain all five of the emeralds
that are put in the chest
that's right Bri go mine more emeralds
oh my gosh wait did she really leave her
door open bro I was gonna show you guys
the custom spider-man glove I made to
get inside of her house but I guess
we're not gonna need it if she's just
gonna leave her door wide open okay so
where do we want to set up as the
portable in her house we have a limited
amount of time before she comes back
from mining wait a second Briana's
already building a vault and there's a
perfect space in here for us to turn
into the ball let's close this door
perfect turn into the vault
Oh oh my gosh no way Breanna is going to
be able to tell that we are bolts before
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little Brianna Oh Bri come on
I see those emeralds put them inside of
your delicious new portable why would
she put her enrolled in a vault she
didn't make I mean my wife is smart if
you guys didn't know Brandon is a
registered nurse in real life she has
seen some very crazy things but when it
comes to Minecraft she is still my
newbie wife and I actually got to like
it that way cuz it's really cute and
innocent come on brick you get out of
your brain that's right go ahead and
leave
boom-shaka-laka check it out all the
emeralds she just collected and
deposited inside of us have been uh oh
no I've made a terrible mistake she
closed the door behind her I promise you
I will find a way to get out of here but
it will take us a little bit of time two
hours later I finally managed to get
outside of Briana's house after getting
stuck in there you know sometimes it's
hard being an emerald thief guys okay
for this next way to steal my wife's
emeralds we are going to be making
Apryl dust which will summon the emerald
man if you put 10 blocks of emerald into
the stonecutter you will then get every
single piece of emerald powder you need
I'll be honest with you guys the emerald
man is kind of weird you need a
cauldrons and a bucket of water you put
it in there dump all ten of your emerald
powders into the cauldron last one okay
wait I swear this works the last time I
did there's something epic happened what
is going on oh wait a second something's
happening hold the light okay okay I'm
gonna stand back a little bit but I
don't remember something this crazy
happenin what what just happened wait a
second this is the emerald man somebody
please tell me this looks just like the
kool-aid man from the commercials we saw
as a kid mr. emerald man are you ready
to steal some emeralds oh yeah
mr. emerald man you must follow me to
Breanna's house I this guy is not very
good at following this might take some
time finally we made it to Breanna's as
you can see Bree is there next to all of
her jests go emerald man oh my gosh
she's going for it this is gonna bust
through the Oh miss JC Breanna what are
you doin chase - Breanna dude don't hurt
my wife I just wanted you to get the
emeralds what are you doing up there hey
hey
oh no she's got her job she's got the
girl we gotta run run run run run I
can't let Brandon know that I'm the
person doing this what is going on oh
did he just chase her out of her house
wait I hear I'm opening up Jess this is
probably one of the least sneakiest ways
I have ever stole my wife's diamonds I
cannot believe it is he still chains
eager keep going emerald man you got
this ladies and gentlemen in the
meantime we have four stacks of emeralds
as our spoils let's go for the seventh
and final way to steal my wife's
emeralds people said I couldn't do it
even Elon Musk denied me not really but
we are going to be sending my wife's
house to the moon and do this we can't
even use our secret laboratory because
we have to go into the sacred sacred
laboratory to make this thing possible
this is the crafting recipe - a rocket
to send her entire house
to the moon I still can't believe what
we are about to dude it's time to make
the thrusters first you put in the
rocket fuel then we have to outline all
of the rocket fuel with iron blocks and
this is how we can make our first
thruster using two of our thrusters we
need this to create our rocket
surrounding the two thrusters in
redstone blocks two pieces of glass and
last but not least surround this with
iron blocks and you will get the entire
rocket ship alright now we have to be
very delicate here ladies and gentlemen
we're gonna place this down whoa using
the extra two thrusters we are placing
it on to Breanna's house on both sides
so we can send this into orbit last one
oh my gosh two one yay I can't believe
this is happening
Brianna's House is actually being sent to
the moon as we speak it's like crumbling
due to gravity oh it's out of render
distance guys Brandis house is gone I
can see the two remaining thrusters just
barely but that's it now we get to get
inside of our rocket initiating launch
sequence open rocket silo doors the
doors are being opened oh my gosh we are
now inside of our rock you ladies and
gentlemen start the launch sequence oh
my gosh guys if we don't make it back
tell my mom I love her I love you guys
you're the best viewers in the entire
world here we go oh my gosh oh no oh no
okay we are very far up inside of
Minecraft right now the only thing I can
see is the Sun wait a second we're
landing on the moon I can see Breanna's
house as we speak I can't believe this
oh my gosh look at the gravity
whenever I jump we have anti-gravity
when you take fall damage from how high
you jump on the moon there is no Breanna
to be found of currently as we speak but
are there Emeril
ladies and gentlemen there are which
means we have successfully sent my
wife's house to the moon
honestly Brianna should be thanking me
look at the view she has from her
kitchen it does not get better than this
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