[MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE]
>> Whoa!
>> The Undertaker!
[SOUND]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> The dead man is back!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What the hell?
>> [APPLAUSE] [SOUND]
>> You need a paper bag.
[SOUND] You most likely
need two paper bags.
You need a paper bag.
You, especially, need a paper bag.
[SOUND]
>> Ooh, ooh!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God.
>> A seething Ted DiBiase.
[SOUND]
>> Who is it?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Dallas, Dallas Page!
DDP's the stalker!
DDP is the sicko that's been stalking
the Undertaker's wife!
>> Like the Diamond Cutter,
you never saw it coming.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[SOUND] [APPLAUSE]
>> Wait a minute.
Here comes a security guy.
Left arm!
What the hell?
>> McMahon's security guard!
>> It's the Big Boss Man!
>> What?
>> That's McMahon's security.
It's the Big Boss Man.
[SOUND] The Undertaker and
Cane stomping Austin.
[SOUND] But the Big Boss Man hit
Austin with a nightstick.
[SOUND]
>> I think he's [INAUDIBLE]!
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> What the?
>> Aah!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God, Tom!
That's Eric Young!
>> Yeah!
>> [APPLAUSE]
[SOUND]
[APPLAUSE]
>> Hey!
>> You see, that's what happens when
you disrespect Mr. McMahon, all right?
>> [SOUND]
>> What?
Uh-oh.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I'll kick Santa Claus's ass.
>> I'll kick your
ass.
>> My.
>> It doesn't matter whose ass I'm going
to kick, I'll tell you that right now.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Stunner!
Well, Santa Claus is in Texas now,
[LAUGH] not the North Pole!
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]
>> It's the Bizarre One versus the Big Red
Machine, right here, live, on Raw.
[MUSIC]
>> Look at this!
>> What? Hey!
>> What the?
>> Hey,
it's Triple H!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What's this?
Triple H!
Triple H with a flame!
A bolt of fire!
A bolt of fire shot at
Kane!
[SOUND]
>> He shot him with
a flamethrower!
[SOUND]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What the?
>> What is that?
>> What the?
>> It's.
>> What?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [LAUGH] It's Ellsworth,
James Ellsworth.
>> You have gotta be kidding me.
This goof again?
>> Yeah!
[LAUGH] [SOUND]
>> Well, let's do this, baby,
because the champ is here!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What the hell?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God, it's Sting!
[SOUND]
>> I say the games are over, Shane.
I say the evil, demonic SOB,
show his face to the world now!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My gosh, they are livid!
Here we go!
>> It's me, Austin!
It's me, Austin!
It was me all along, Austin!
>> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
