I don't usually make a habit of going to subreddits that make me-
A B S O L U T E L Y    L I V I D
...But...
I just so happened to come across a subreddit that really...
..."Tickled my Fancy(TM)"...
Really caused me to "OoH' just jovial with joy,
You know one that just like makes you like gets you right on the butt cheeks and makes you just feel like...
"oOH!1"
"I Hate That!(TM)"
...and that's when I came across this subreddit,
Now before I get into the subreddit itself, I need to preface this...
I'm a big proponent of, "To Each Their Own" like if you like something that's fine.
If you don't like something that's also fine.
If it goes to an extreme, though...
That's when I start to have a problem with it.
So keep that in mind as we go through the subreddit appropriately called...
'Dog Free'
Now 'Dog Free' sounds like a wonderful park where dogs can run and roam and jump and play all day
In the flowers and the grass pooping, peeing all over each other,
just having a great time getting disgusting in the mud.
Oh, what a joyous day it is for those free dogs!
N O
UH UH
nUH uH
nOoOuh
"NuNUnUnUouuH(TM)"
Dog free is a subreddit about people who hate dogs... In summary-
*Reads the summary*
With that being said I'm not gonna join the
conversation but I am gonna try to have a fair impartial thing and I'm gonna try to look at what you got for the memes
...that you have and not necessarily to criticize you harshly, and I don't want anybody-
...attacking anybody on this because like I said before, "To Each Their Own"
I'm only gonna be critical of things that cross the line! and just because this video may or may not be called, 'The World's Worst Subreddit"...
Does NOT mean I'm making any pretensive of judgment here. I'm just a rabid clickbaiter! I always clickbait all the time
I gotta get the views-(serious mode activate) I gotta get the views somehow so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get the views(serious mode de-activate) alright without further-
"aDeauUaHh(TM)"
I'm gonna try to look at some of their posts
I'm right now at their top all-time posts, which only dates back to about eight months ago
So this is a relatively new subreddit. Alright, "Woke up to this in my Facebook newsfeed
I was surprised by the sanity." "Dogs are not better than people,
you are just extremely antisocial and lack the empathy it takes to love something that isn't bred specifically to please you."
c  l  a  p
Alright you started off so great. You started off so good
*mark giggle*
You started off so good with dogs are not better than people, which I'm fine with
That's a fair statement. That is totally fair. 'You're just extremely antisocial and lack the empathy
it takes to love something that isn't bred specifically to please you.'
Now that's - see that's the line here, that's jumping the line.
You're lumping all of dog ownership into this one weird group where somehow we're all anti-social basement dwellers.
It's that weird logic where anybody that disagrees with you must be subhuman
Here we've got the glorious race of the dog haters. Up here, we don't like dog!
And then the dog lovers down here just in a cesspool of dog shit and dog fur.
Being slobbered on, forced to feed these animals for the rest of eternity so
That's where I have a little bit of a problem. 'Heroic pit bull swims five miles out to sea to bite a child.'
Posted by Uneeda_Biscuit. 'fuck dogs'
Didn't know I didn't know you're so open about your your pastimes there
I I glanced over it and I kind of got the impression that this subreddit doesn't like pit bulls very much
Which is very very uncool because pit bulls are so fucking sweet
"Why is this so true?" 'hard to swallow pills:
Owning a pet does not make you a mother raising children does today is not your holiday dog moms." That's fine. I get that
That's fine
Totally legitimate having a dog doesn't make you a parent. Me having Chica doesn't make me a parent in any way shape or form.
I know that! I still love that dog and I care for that dog, but it is not the same as raising a human
Fair point. Not a hard pill to swallow; I get that entirely
I think that this subreddit really targets a very specific demographic of 'dog mom'
Like those that- like my mom!
My mom is a hundred percent a dog mom. My mom loves her dogs. She has four of them. Lucy is her
princess Lucy is a
fucking huge great pyrenees
That's an awesome dog. A little tuggy on the leash, but she does her best. Uh-huh. She does her best
She's a good dog. Actually-
actually I'm pretty sure- I'm pretty sure this subreddit would hate my mom. And I'm opening up a whole can of worms there by
Animalisticly gathering all of you guys cuz I'm declaring "THIS SUBREDDIT HATES MY MOM!!
AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!
THEY ATTACK MY DOG, THEY ATTACK MY MOM,
I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!"
Again, this is not about attacking anyone here
I don't want to be- I don't want to be attacking anybody just because they believe something differently
That is not what we're here for. "True enough" Matt Walsh: "I don't understand people who say we don't deserve dogs
We wait on their hands and foot we feed them walk them clean up their poop if any side is failing to carry their weight
In the relationship, it isn't the human side." That is a FUCKING lie
the one thing that makes feeding them, waiting on them, walking them, cleaning up their poop, all-
so worth it- and you're acting like that's just like 90% of the day
It makes me what, like 15 minutes to walk my dog, which is a pleasant walk for me
It takes me another minute to pick up their poop another two minutes to scoop their food and water. That's all it takes
That's what, a few minutes out of my day?
I walk her few times a day. One in the morning, one in the evening. Two walks a day
thirty minutes and some time to feed. But all that aside, all the waiting on dog's hand and foot... The one benefit..
of what causes it to be not a one-sided relationship is the amount of love
That that dog gives to me and you can debate for years about "oh, is it really love?"
I don't care I get the privilege of being around Chica every day of my life
I get the privilege and the honor of being around Henry every day of my life
I get the privilege of having that companion by my side so loyal
Unshakable faith in me as a person that is inspiring every single day. You cannot pay for that
You cannot give time for that you cannot get that anywhere else
But with a pet that loves you that much and just for me that is a dog
That's my dog. That's Chica Pica
That's 100% Chica Pica
I'll clean her poop. I'll clean up her poop with my bare hands
I don't give a fuck so long as I get one more day with that dog. I would trade anything
You used to Maul me on my
*Wheeze*
*Gigglyplier*
*dying of laughter*
That's really funny but horrible
It seems like a lot of their grievances come from poorly
trained dogs and bad dogs in general because just like there are shitty humans., there are shitty dogs
That is a fact
there's no denying that there are some shitty shitty dogs that are either poorly trained or their behavior is just completely wrong.
And that's no good at all
And totally understandable. That does NOT mean that that is the norm. It- there seems to be a lot of misconception on this subreddit
that this is somehow the norm of what dog behavior is. Dog behavior is not like this across the board
There are the majority of people with dogs that are good dog owners. There are some shitty dog owners, too
Just like there are shitty parents, there are shitty dog owners. And when I say shitty, I mean there are some SHITTY dog owners
I've encountered them myself. I think that they're bad to owning dogs- they're-
I think they give a bad reputation to owning dogs in general, but that doesn't mean that across the board
you can just make blanket sweep statements because there are some pit bulls out there-
or "American Staffordshire"
Which their actual name is. And some of those dogs are the sweetest dogs I've ever known in my entire life
So back the fuck off
"Tumblr poses a good question" "why are dog lovers so hateful like you meet a cat lover and they're like
Oh, I love dogs a lot too!
I just prefer cats! But dog lovers are always like my entire family was murdered by a cat a cat stole my girlfriend
Burned my house down took my job and keyed up my car" That last one isn't as bad as the other ones there
That's-it's like keying a car is not that bad comparatively. I mean, it's bad, but not that
*mumbles* bad comparatively...
I have got no problem with cats. I don't- I don't think that many dog owners have that problem with cats.
I think it's just like a playful banter between cat owners and dog owners
Like this isn't really something that you can use fuel for it because then you open up the can of orbs with cats
Do you hate cats? Does this subreddit hate cats? Is there a cat's free? Oh god. Is there a cat free? Oh!
No, you know that's weird. There isn't a subreddit called cat free. Hmm
Ah. That's odd! "Anyone else sick of having half of the front page of Reddit pictures of dogs, like come on
I get it if there's one or two pictures a day, but every day it's a guarantee
There will be at least 10 post making to the front page about dogs
I want to get informed and find interesting threads not be reminded of how perfect your doggo is."
Let's go to the front page of Reddit. Shout when you see a dog!
*Intermission music*
Cat!
*sped up indistinguishable talking*
Oh! There we go! Dog. Rufus is a good boy-
*Laughter*
So the first one was- was a, was a video game dog of Rufus who very obviously is a good boy
That is a good boy. Rufus is indeed a good boy. And that was all the way up here now
I'm not saying this is all the time because I've gone to the front page of Reddit and I've seen dogs before but you know
What happens when I do? I smile because it's a cute dog!!
I wouldn't be surprised if someone posted a cute baby and it got up to the top, but it just so happens
There's a lot of people that like dogs! They like seeing dogs. When I see my dog's face, that adds years to my life!
Scientifically proven! That adds years to my life! I'm gonna live longer because I got that dog!!
Anyway, there's some ugly dogs out there. But even the ugly ones are cute. Even the ugly ones are cute. "Thank you Wegmans"
No animals allowed except service animals. Means certified dogs or miniature horses only."
I want to know what-what-what's allowing miniature horses in grocery stores, because that's amazing. But also this is not
NEW. this is fine. I have no problem with this
no animals, except service animals
And I have a BIG problem with people buying
"service animal harnesses" for their dog when they are very clearly not a service animal. That's not
okay, very not okay. Service animals are a special breed of dogs
and/or other animals that give great care and
Provide a service to help their owner. That is very important and they must be with them all the time and they are
Incredibly well trained to be specifically for those tasks of which they are required. This
I have no problem with. I don't want dogs crawling around the grocery store either if they don't need to be there because
Yeah, their paws are a little dirty. Yeah, I don't want them getting all over the food. That's no good!
I don't want them breathing on the food. I don't want them licking the food. That's no good at all!
I'm okay with this!
This is fine. Doesn't mean I hate dogs! "when you upvote every non-dog on r/aw and downvote every dog"
"I'm doing my part." This isn't even the gif of this
I can barely read that. I've got this zoomed in and that's still blurry! *trying to read* "ap during Murr Purrt!", okay-
I'm just judging you on the fact that you can't get a good image for this
So I guess I've got no argument here. "Now this is disgusting." "Two dead horses
You have killed two horses here by throwing your dog poo bags over the hedge into this field the first horse died of a couple
Months back and the autopsy showed her full of poop bags
The second died last week and the vet said it was probably the same thing horses are attracted to the smell of the cereal content
of dog poo now a foal has been left without his mother because you couldn't be bothered to take the poo bag home or put
It in the bin." Now this is bad. This is bad. I am against bad dog owners
I don't get how hard it is to pick up after your dog
I carry dog poop bags wherever I go. My dog poops, I pick it up.
It's that easy! If you don't like it, don't have a dog!! That's just the same, see there is common ground here
There is common ground here
I don't think that everybody should have a dog because I don't think that
Everybody should be responsible enough for the ownership of a dog. That's fine. However
herherherherher
The very next post- "pitbulls for the win" "when you hear a strange sound or someone moves too quickly, so you
rip out the throat of a small child" *laughs*
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing at that
It's just because of the sunglasses.
The cool guy face!
So this is not- this is not helpful this is not helpful, not helpful at all. "Dogs:
Is this offspring? Married Millennials."
"The answer is no"
fair enough
"Want to start yoga? start by bending over and picking up your dog shit known as the downward dog position then put it in
A bin" Very good. I like it. Ha ha
*Applause*
Excellent, I love it. "Basically this entire sub in a nutshell"
"I don't really like dogs to be honest, and that's an unpopular ass opinion
If ever there was one. Like I love animals, but dogs kind of suck. They're overrated as hell"
CHOKE, DIE-"
*Laughing*
You gotta-you gotta understand it's not cool but that's funny that is really funny
*Giggle*
It's not cool just to spray hate on someone for not liking something. And that's what I want to make sure is very clear about
This subreddit, it's fine to not like dogs. I don't care if you don't like dogs, that's fine
Not everyone is a dog person. How in is the ever! (meaning however)
You-you gotta know what you're getting yourself into
There are some people whose only source of joy in life
Much like the first post at the very top "some people whose only joy in life
Comes from the dogs that they have" that is their ONLY source of joy
That is the one true source of companionship that they have. I'm not saying that's a healthy thing
I'm not saying that's healthy at all
But understand if you attack the ONE THING that that person LOVES more than ANYTHING ELSE in the WORLD
They are going to attack
 
YOU
You think that pitbulls going after kids? You should see a dog mom COME AFTER YOU!
That's unhealthy
But it's just like-everything in moderation
I hate to compare this to heroin or something, you know something that you should have in moderation, you know
Just a little bit of heroin to even out the day. I hate to compare this to something like sugar
It's- that's better sugar. Not heroin, sugar or cocaine or mAriJUaNa
Like but everything in moderation like you gotta be- you gotta have things responsibly
You gotta have a dog responsibility. You got to take care of a dog. You gotta- you gotta work through the dogs problems
You gotta train the dog. You got to spend time training the dog
You gotta spend time with the dog to know what the dogs going to do
You have to understand the dog to know its behaviors in different situations
You have to introduce it to new things and see how that dog is going to train or respond to it
And then train it accordingly of what it needs to do. A dog is a blank slate much like a child
You wouldn't just let a child roam free without any
Education or training in any way shape or form that child is going to turn out to be a shit child, which we know occurs
Gratuitously in society today and that's just comes down to parenting and ownership. Not-
Parenting for the kids ownership for the dogs not ownership for the kids and parenting for the dog
Very clear very distinct lines going on here. I also accidentally took the best photo of my puppy
heh
Yeah
The "He Won't Bite Starter Pack!?"
He just wants to play
Trust me i'm a good owner
Just let him smell you dude
*Gigglyplier 2: The Giggling*
God that's hilarious. Okay, this- this picture right here. This is my mom
But imagine my mom as being slightly shorter than this man here and this dog being twice the size
And that's because the only way to walk Lucy is with both hands and both feet firmly planted. Even me, Lucy-
It's just like this. BUT, knowing Lucy, cuz we know Lucy and we worked on Lucy. I have not worked on Lucy's behavior
I wish I could but because my mom has worked on Lucy behavior, my mom knows
*Slap*
"Ya better stay away from this dog!" Not that she's dangerous in any way, but this dog is powerful
This dog is excitable
This is not the type of dog that you would just come up
Casually and say hi to and this is not the dog that you take your eyes off for a single second
my mom knows this
My mom is a responsible dog owner for that dog
Because that dog is a specific type of dog that needs a specific type of care. The other little dogs that she has, little yippy
bastards, those- those are fine. This one's called "What the hell is wrong with some folks??"
Oh God
AHHHH
EUGHHHH
AAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck? All right. I think we can all agree
Okay, if everyone on this
subreddit is just trying to single out that specific type of dog owner then I think we're all on board
That's-that is not right. "Am I right or what?" "hard to swallow pills:
Showing me a picture of your shit bull laying around with your baby doesn't mean it couldn't snap at any moment and rip that child's
arms and legs off"
Why do you think that pit bulls,
or American Staffordshire's, are just these ticking time bombs!
Every one of them, a ticking time bomb!
Can't be stopped! Must hold the sanity in check at every moment
The dog in its mind is just like "Is that a leg of a baby, or is that a TASTY LEG OF A BABY!?
I CANT QUITE TELL"
*ravenous eating noises*
Alright hold up- back up everybody. Hold on back up, back up, back up, back up, back up here, back up here right now
Listen to me. DON'T go to this subreddit- I'm very serious about this- don't go to the subreddit. Don't stir up shit.
Don't confront people just because they don't like dogs. That's not the point of this video.
The point of this video is to say there is a right way to go about not liking dogs.
Because there are some people that don't like dogs and that's FINE. It's not a problem that you don't like dogs.
I, a dog owner, don't have a problem if you don't like dogs, that's fine.
I don't like people that are irresponsible dog owners. I don't like bad dogs.
I don't like people that push their dog in everybody's faces.
Even if I'm one of those people, sometimes. But what I DO
want to put across here is there is a WRONG way to dislike dogs.
Just spouting hate for the sake of hate, lumping all dogs into a category. Lumping all owners into a category,
That's not an appropriate way to hate. That's not good dialogue. You're not practicing what you're preaching.
No one's gonna come here and debate you anything because you're obviously not trying to debate anything.
You're trying to entrench your opinion in that 'all dogs are bad'
Which they aren't.
Dogs are wonderful. When they're properly trained, when they're properly cared for, when they're properly given to the right family, when the right owner comes
along for a dog, that
relationship is beautiful
That relationship is fulfilling, that relationship is awesome, that relationship provides like, things both ways
It may not be
One-sided, it absolutely may not, I have to provide for this entire creature for the rest of its natural life
And I'm fine with that, because the companionship that that dog gives me is
Totally worth it for me. That doesn't mean it's totally worth it for anybody. But for me, that's a no-brainer.
I would give anything for Chica. I would go to the ends of the earth for that dog
Because I make that choice, and if people don't want to make that choice, that's fine, too
I don't care doesn't affect me at all
But as soon as you get in my face and tell me that I'm a bad person for owning a dog
Then we have a problem. So let's just leave it at that
Sound good, so I'm not gonna link this
Subreddit in the description because I am NOT trying to stir shit up here and I again and clickbait title
May it be or not. I just wanted to make a video and look at your funny memes because some of them just really, really, really, really.....
For some weird reason some of them really do make me laugh and I don't know what that says about me but this one...
These- these- these ones are quite funny. I'm gonna look up some more, do they have any more?
It's time to go
Was I a good boy?
NO.
"You ate a baby and mauled an old woman you going straight down to Hell"
"Showing pictures of your ugly shit bull is not going to change anyone's mind." Okay those dogs
are fucking beautiful
Those are amazing. I love every one of those. Those are such good dogs. I love them forever
*Mark laughs immensely for a very long amount of time*
I just love the guy-
The guy in this column, just
DOG, it's just (mark laughs)
Oh, God
What is that?
It's adorable (mark laughs profusely)
I love it!
I'm the problem here. I love that dog.
That dog (is) so cute. I love that dog, I'm red in the face cuz I love that dog so much. Okay
Yeah, need to calm down here. I've got too much love in my face for that dog. That dog is horrible
But also I love it.
"So sweet, so gentle, Reddit meet Cupcake the goodest good boye ever" Oh god, that's hilarious.
Okay, I'm done okay, I'm done I'm done
I could browse memes all day
But I'm not going to so all I'm saying right now is there's a right way and there's a wrong way
There's trying to paint something as something it's not
And then there's looking at it objectively from a truthful standpoint this with this subreddit doesn't do it doesn't look at anything from an objective
standpoint it tries to find people that are like-minded and then entrench further by going to extremes of
What "The Truth" really is, but at the same time, like I said, it's okay to not like dogs
It's okay to never have a dog in your entire life
It's okay to want to be as far away from dogs as possible. That's fine.
Just don't be a dick about it. That's my general rule about life. Just don't be a dick. So that's all for this video
Thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you think down in the comments below
Maybe you've got an opinion about this. Maybe you've got a dog that you love. I've got a dog that I love
So what I'm gonna do after this video is I'm gonna go pet that dog
In fact, the end of this video is just going to be a video of me petting my dog because that's what I like
So I'm gonna do that. So thank you everybody so much for watching. And as always I'll see you in the next video.
Bye-Bye!
(Mark boops chica's nose and continually says boop, boop boop boop and so forth. (honestly this goes on for a while))
(Mark back at it again with the chica nose boops)
(Even more boops)
(Thought it was over, not yet. More boops occur)
(Mark boops more until Chica adorably barks twice then Mark says good girl :)
