Gavin: and we're off
Ray: and we're... and we're back
Jack: so I'm waiting for the world to spawn in again
Gavin: *snort*
Jack: Goddammit
Gavin: Uh so, I think,
Michael: So Gavin how have you felt after rest?
Michael: You've had some time to think about all the things that you've lost
Gavin: No we've been playing solidly
Michael: Yeah we've been playing solidly
Gavin: Yeah this is still- we're still going
Michael: So you've had uh-
Michael: several seconds to think of all the things you've lost.
Gavin: I feel refreshed and engulfed with joy
Michael: [Laugh] Engulfed with joy?
Gavin: Yeah
Michael: Oh, oh right
Michael: That was good
Gavin: I'm happy that I don't
Gavin: Have nothing, I must have recover some of my stuff
Ray: I forgot the way out of my mine
Jack: Like we were rolling it, but i immediately spawn into the game and immediately got killed
[Michael and Gavin laughs]
Jack: It was like, spawn in and i'm dead
Michael: It was pretty awsome
Geoff: For some reason I only have 2 health
Geaof: And i don't know why
Geoff: Was that was one of you idiots?
Michael: I don't know
Jack: It wasn't me
Gavin: I don't think it was me
Gavin: Can't be 100% sure
Michael: I think it was Gavin
Jack: I think we took our time to try to get it
Jack: Where uh
Jack: We'd be playing during the day
Jack: When we spawn in
Jack  And we are sure
Ray: That worked
Jack: not during the day
Michael: Did we take the time to do that?
Ray: Where the fuck am i going?
Jack & Ray: We thought about it
Ray: How did i get here?
[Geoff Laughs]
Geoff: Who am I?
Gavin: Geoff
Michael: What am i?
Gavin: Geoff, How is your wheeze?
Ray: What is the sky?
Geoff: How's my what?
Gavin: Your wheeze
Geoff: It's getting worse
Gavin: Give it a go
[Weird Noise]
[Everybody laughs]
Michael: Jesus, Geoff
Michael: Good lord, I don't know what the point of going to the doctor is
Michael: I don't see the point
Jack: You can sprint in the PC version, Right?
Ray: Click in the left thumb stick
Gavin: Yeah
Ray: Click in the left thumb stick
Geoff: Can you?
Gavin:You double tap
Geoff: No Shit!
Gavin: It - It ruins your hunger, though
(Michael: I actually did it, Ray)
Gavin: Wait, you've been playing the PC version, Geoff
Geoff: Uh, yeah, I didn't know about - nobody told me I could sprint
Gavin: How is it that every -
Gavin: -every game you play you figure out how to play afterwards?
Geoff: I dunno.
Geoff: How is it that you're a fucking idiot?
(shouting)
Michael: Dude, Ray thought Hitmonchan was a girl
Ray: Shut up
Ray: Geoff
now your piece haha yeah I was not a fan
of this conversation earlier
yeah but I we got to share with the
people we shared it's over because you
don't that that the I thought it was
there was a fun about boxer those a
that's what i was talking about dress
just addition to the conversation
earlier with it
haha hitmonlee total dude
does he speak though he has no mouth
Jeff your thoughts
it was a boy Jackie Chan I don't think
it was
I do not wish him only voice by Bruce
Lee yeah I'm pretty sure generation
college Jackie Chan and jackie chan
adventures though he did not they
brought back
Bruce Lee for shut up they brought him
back from the dead the holographic we
projected his voice like Tupac
holographically projected his voice you
holographically shut the fuck up
Oh creeper at everyone help your I I
everyone and everyone started with your
way in a system me look at me with
brothers brothers brothers
what's the best move you may go uh sure
comes to fucking got him
that was pretty quick Jack the kids give
i'll be here all day
Jack Attack lucky us eating a whole
turkey will be here until the phone
rings haha looking at a bar but the
bottle got him
god I'm gonna fight today so i spent the
majority of that conversation because i
was so invested in it just punching
bushes and you actually doing anything
Michael now we go to what
whatever look at Michael screen is
punching stone with his fists or
anything i'm taking wish with a fucking
shuttles i got from your dead body
thanks buddy do is iron shovel
yeah and I'm dead mother by jack - 2:40
better haha
I'm gonna die
just gonna die in the middle of the
video this video's gonna get so many
views we sort of shit and seven
yeah god damn mother fucking creeper you
can close yeah technically I didn't
actually shoot myself I just getting
close yeah there's a full-on right
yeah it was fucking smelly so you like
her so much did all big time you know it
was it was bad
lost lost total control booth the wretch
that Gavin had was like one of the most
genuine things I've ever seen in my life
you had and it kicked the floor and just
one shot across the room and this guy
was here I was not here for them but
that doesn't replace those the others
the MLB let's play huh
are there to educate whatever to get to
know you have a long you
yeah there let's play not the game Jack
was trying to like find out where the
fuck he was yesterday you might not like
what I can look at the footage to see
what the hell he was because you don't
want shortly
cheater cheater pumpkin eater night as
well okay so we're gonna be okay
yeah sounds like I said that ok then you
didn't but Jeff did so no one gives a
shit about your opinion well fuck you
get the opinion regarding the portals be
honest
well hello shoot this is awkward
you might want to get out of here around
11:30 ya think i'm taking lunch at 1125
to pick up
don't come back for three to six weeks
yeah I jumped out of the tree and I'd so
Gavin if you want any of your daily
stuff industry someone good like I jump
from a high tree to a lower tree 360 or
I did not the only thing I'm good about
is losing my map
I'll do well if it makes you feel any
better I didn't get it ok ok I be
fucking I'm not gonna lie i would be
very proud if i can make one gold block
she did I think that would exceed all
expectations of the entire internet
wow fuckin Wow Gavin holy shit
I guess I'm old-fashioned oh yeah you
think room that was a slider but is
there an emergency slo-mo it
there's something happening that might
be cool we went to this little beetle
making sherlock holmes 3
haha Gavin I had for iron ore when I
don't want to kill you but yeah but I
lost that in the ocean
well I got a lot of my little roshan
nice fucking bro site and king of the
brochure yeah it was not the announcer
in a way to reach
no announcement talking about stop and
get a few if you spawn
just stop being you know that's not Jake
personally dollar over here is a
terrible joke
you're entitled to all god what the fuck
who killed me you prick
whatever had a head would
I'm gonna graduations Gavin and maybe
starting
I told you already died lost all your
iron
you literally got a couple pieces of
wood some sticks and i think a pickaxe
somebody's above me
I don't like it can't find dick
that's good because we're looking for
gold much lungs out but say for because
Gavin's here
what time is it you don't have a dick
oh let it cook so Jeff what is your plan
of attack for today for how's that in
the game like our users are you just
digging looking Bob straight down
looking for gold or I'm just trying to
find gold
all right just like that walk already
here or coming from me
problem jeff has that he's got no health
and he's about to run out of luck
ok so cabbage it out for vengeance can't
find iron anymore
once i tackle is I was gonna come in i
was going to drop in and kill ray with
my sword but I busted through the wall
and him with a pickaxe at the same time
I i I'd want her to help though you may
have done me a favor because now i'm
back to more my shit is well let's go
out you did pick up my stuff which is
used for everyone really much but Jeff
got some iron over here
ok you want to trade now you have like a
hollow glass doors you can trade me for
this iron season
pokemon thing that about charges are
fucking love that far as moving
seriously though he fired right
yeah no it's not like I've kept it in
check over the months Jeff to a little
bit
I appreciate that raise I appreciate
that person who still works here
so is that a no on the blast or sort it
sounds like you're saying blast doors
last makes me think that stores /
blastoise blast like a hydro pump and
shit
yeah squirtle wartortle blessed with ya
the viewers love it's probably a
venusaur kind of guy
this is a heated you're definitely fired
one of the few times i really appreciate
you jet
I have to deal with these idiots I don't
know man remember was just us back there
mmm yeah just like to say that oh yeah
yeah I do
it was awesome yeah so much but they're
all that content you didn't used to have
fucking god all my content that allows
you to get a job here
oh the show that I made oh I got it on
the website that i made white stay away
from me
what you doing that gabon gabonese
fucking jack knuckles Dawson Oh God
microphones oh god okay so Jeff is
literally beating the shit out of Gavin
right now he's punching him easily
oh god he Gavin is like all right rather
than Andrea what Gavin's gun is that
possible
yeah leaders head no everyone check your
microphones think Jeff Yanks
check one two Wow hello where I've kid
Gavin say something and Jeff is on fire
good like I just wanted to say i got a
dead leg
I just wanted a map if you take the
fucking six gold I added my inventory
I'm gonna fucking murder you in real
life haha shed no playtime their kids
I wish I found iron alright sounds going
on everybody fucking like a rare as fuck
iron yeah I can never find it let me
know is there like a certain level that
it was to be a door and ask Milly
what you looking for iron
I just dig down and never finds it you
so much my stuff and it better be there
yes I never find walking across the room
again Oh Jeff it's not going to god i
hope i hope you have installed it should
happen is going to die
it's okay buddy you know where Gavin
lives where's my shit
mhm cabins like terrified as well he
should be man like really heard of all
the days to do is to Jeff I know I've
seen Jeff angry before but I've never
seen Jeff punch anyone before us never
see like spit
how do you make a fucking things in the
Jap
oh wow
what does he do that how do i do what I
who sort of the other pic eggs
I did I i'm fueled by anger I said that
after we lost and plus an attack power
fucking sort of them went on here
hey mommy's gap between attack could
move fucking three turns
just as well official um did you guys
are Jeff
yes hey crap
who took it I wish the audience can see
it going to see his mug shot if you get
arrested
but I got pretty quiet yeah it was
waiting for jeff to murder you with my
six gold
did you check the stand maybe Gavin
already put it on this
thank you can't find it
god I hope so please find it too haha
hose
what are you five fucking yellow flowers
you know how i roll with flowers using
our roses that's my thing
so how's everyone doing
good I was waiting for jeff to murder
you you said that already and i'm making
cold guys I'm making kool i'm making
stuff
are you okay yeah back in the game again
did you find the goat sound like you
found my gold is all around your gold
and your iron found a lot of your stuff
well I hate the fact that you came out
better from that I can see underground
this is awesome
the whole different game it it is that's
right I did you like the world and
loaded mikoni just make torches
that sounds like everyone's back in the
game listen no I'm further in the game
that I never mind
well when i call you using a pick axe on
stay Gavin help
it's a whole new fucking ball game now
he looked over here like oh don't worry
i won't last
but dude I can never find iron and it
gets me very discouraged husband on
about
did you sounded like a but I'm gonna get
him from doom just then that I did the
voice yeah you just need to get the
voice oh you know you're saying to them
ok i am my anger has subsided a little
bit
hey Jeff I can see again I just want the
red mist is cleared is what nobody
I just wanted your map you can ask for a
little fucking given it I wasn't using
my mouth
oh can I have your map what you want
that's about Matt request because i want
to know where it is
don't do that is using a fucking to find
us and kill us oh that's all we got a
good graveled I thought something was
really no well as hell did you get
graveled it turns out that the gravel
was holding lava
yeah it's a bitch bitch bitch bitch you
may potentially be fucked
do-do-do-do-do-do-do on a rodent
Oh God God about book i'll tell you it
is daytime is becoming a time is iron
like it's too deep or not that deep for
the city level we should be looking at
for its kind of all over the place yeah
it's just a matter of funny and it
dude I I hope Jeff beating the shit out
of gaba comes across on the audio
because he's not a brutal
Oh like fire and Geoff sighs you usually
when Jeff punches me he's smiling
there was no smiles no no it was it was
pure right i heard that there was no
small is given in the book
it goes like well someone's about died
i'm getting balanced out on these last
place i still got a scar on my hand from
Michael tackle me and let's play - well
you weren't supposed to get that
achievement to be fair
got it I don't get every other single
achievement yesterday
yeah well Michael got all the
achievements in like 10 seconds yeah
same thing
yeah yeah it actually work better forget
about that haven't actually had a really
I wonder what iron looks like you
probably wasn't only a thousand times
you don't recognize it
no because I break everything that's
different yeah
let go an American model where welcome
and all right last time I was down there
I got killed
wake the fuck up my foot haha was have a
pragmatic we get calls nothing
he's a creeper creeper get off my foot
like now is like freaking out
it's going to get you right you can
concentrate on that also pointing out
the iron
well introduce me to iron with the iron
this is michael that's what I earn looks
damn it the light brown my question
ok I think you're kidding check out of a
copper look to pick axe toner or
your wood will do I think he needs down
there so where do you find stone the
cobblestone everything in stone
oh you can make better shape with
cobblestone yeah I have five hundred
thousand pieces of cobblestone I didn't
know that
yeah you can make cobblestone everything
I didn't I didn't guys I don't know that
that's just common sense my cool
okay i'm gonna be literally just made
towards let me stop here for saying I
may have found iron then if that's what
I looks like about 5 million blocks and
I didn't think I'd let you know
everything was different than usual well
I thought that was something else not
iron you might are you good
no you can't take this out right yes
that's all I need you
you found a shit ton of it all right you
know what I got iron
I'll take it yeah fucking stone
oh man it's a whole different game for
you know it it is Jeffrey guys I made a
fucking o gold
I mean an iron pickaxe guys I made one
myself about myself to you
first time ever did that for five months
I mean iron Gavin I'm actually kind of
upset the Michaels finally learning how
to play like it my well that's your
parents took nine video the problem is
you said let's make a game that's going
to take 47 hours to play so I've ran out
of like dumb stupid shit to fuck around
with my god there's no choice but to
play the game to be fair and I do i do I
am digging very quickly with iron
holy shit what you get diamond this
sucks way less than usual
oh I haven't found a single cave nearby
I just keep i'm just in tall creeper
fuck you group
I was closed for a close one ok keep on
chugging along
do I see some fucking people are awfully
close up there
not romantically I mean like physically
you're standing next to each other
I man i got armor on asshole
you don't do it do it do it but
sometimes I don't
don't kill the fuck away yeah kill has
he played his maid sama forgive me
darling
the only one that a silver is a cool
hey hey oh why did be a fucking idiot
than I didn't want to kill you
hold him rock hard fucking idiot
oh god no he's done it again with you
Jeff
he's done it what has he done he doesn't
this go block on
I wasn't in the Hat how many are up
there now hey what's going on there
you're always taking the gold he's
taking the gold of course he's taking
the gold why would you think that gold
you love the gold ball and you come and
attack me I'm gonna take the fucking
gold
I just wanted you go death I know you
don't know shit you did I can't believe
you go home
but why is the prior whitening by that
all companies even I don't remember
in response to you being a jackass
protecting himself against me when I go
to get god you're fucking your bodyguard
all right I'm sure how much gold do you
have theirs oh fuck
55 and gets my body's not ready for this
you ready
oh fuck away from me oh there you go
what the fuck very well there was that
was anticlimactic gold
like what i did there because it's like
goal right but it's gold
I'm going to intentionally commit
suicide Wow
smart boy it is my player
is it though it is
you have nothing in writing their
inventory I think jeff has planned out
Jeffrey has scheduled tours in Iraq and
gold blocks doesn't he let's do this all
fucking on the water isn't jeff winning
chef is one yes
boom all right John have another friend
up here because I hold a pencil just off
what was God doing over here just like
all my stuff Gavin well i'm totally
taking my stuff
Jesus you're fucking oh ok special
because I get you know that you knew
that was gonna happen
I don't know he was anywhere near me you
have to assume Gavin's always near you
there's nothing you're not playing the
game how you should play the game he's
playing in his own creepy fucking creepy
fucked up laughs got my thought of armor
in you I was dumped that was just gave
the game an armor
I didn't think about the bad in there
maybe Jeff didn't think the way
yeah Jeff definitely didn't think it
through all the way what's the cold
what do you think about you think I take
the gold out there
you hit my golden you ya know I brought
I came on the suicide with a bunt with
fucking five golden gets on me
you seem to do it without your armor I
did with my armor but that's it
you're partially smart mostly done mmm I
mean let me go back to get up there
oh just so much water stop in my
progress we can fuck it should be right
mouth
what no stop teleporting to wag now yeah
i'm not talking about fucking mining
proper check this out
that your boy all he's got done pickaxe
yeah I didn't find what up I'm a diamond
oh yah oh how did you not die
good thing it's time to go back up to
the surface and the rams got fucked by a
creeper
good hey
that was terrifying much time do you
have to get your shit when you killed in
strife and innocence
same as yesterday right okay well forget
the end oh Jesus
I don't gold oh shit why is there a
feather down here
yeah because sake
haha ya gonna put my coat up
you sure she's the dollars is this is
amazing
I just found gold lost it at gamma ray
Oh found it
how many people are we gonna battle
battle royale going on at the goal of
book Oh God from safe up here you can
get me get me zombie
oh no I mean haha uppal jeff has won the
battle is about to win the game did you
have an armored Gavin know how much you
have just died 30
Thank right on top oh look
go away go I away Rachel stuff together
wow where's the creeper I can take that
zombie out maybe
by the way I have three ok we have these
dead Japanese pissed you answer that
question
uh-huh Jeff is pissed but he's got the
upper hand and I just beat the shit out
of them
I want someone to come along and put
down for well it's not i don't think
that's gonna happen
what book
look so good you know if you just played
like a fucking decent human being you
probably would have one already yeah you
know obviously that you're definitely
the best one of us a minecraft that make
a good video instead they had that
record video here
instead he just for fucking you're
helping me win
let's make it one blocking all up well
maybe she didn't spend most against
trying to find a bed then you'd have to
he did find the bed though the ball
going going
this is that shit where am I going I'm
going in circles so follow me
we go together this point are you
playing at all are you just waiting for
people to put it down
well that doesn't seem to work different
comes up fully clothed in armor looks
like invisible felt that mean
okay audience stairs oh god yes there's
no God no no no I can't use your chef's
I fucking Gavin
ah so how's everybody doing not great
Jeff's asshole stop
I got the diamond pickaxe and I was
feeling good now not so much
why I'm going to get your shit and I
can't why don't you do it in bed
together a list of my things because I
don't you do that to yourself like you
only have yourself to blame
sucks thought it was on something it's
not
fucking redstone was shit about redstone
i can make mushroom stew
that sucks
right on takes forever to fucking mind
you with the diamond pickaxe
I understand it on the map
when I find gold I should find like a
million pieces right
oh yeah
but Gavin good answer coming about Jesus
Christ that Gavin is being a prat
Jeff again yeah shocking wants to die
this point
that was the funniest thing I've ever
done in my cup was that I said I came
down its Jeff's caves try and kill him
and a he was in this inventory looking
into a chest and I stood right behind
him install everything I was Chester
then run away
what did you get you get gold now didn't
you tell me you were asking today
thank you you really do want to die
i just stumbled diamond there's
everything like prodding the bowl and
you know what he looks like he's gonna
beat the shit out of you after this
let's plays home okay to feel like I saw
you did you really yeah
what did you do anything about it why do
you think I learned a lot about me
stealing all your stuff right there
I don't know i don't i don't necessarily
need any of that stuff you took
I'll take for granted sometimes job I
only had one you like are you still in
my cave little asshole
no little axle thanks man for the peeps
you can't just start demining all right
i'll get supplies Oh fucking damage
she's crazy why are you guys yelling
about how crazy glue what was behind
something so i only want to have a heart
to help the fucking creepy i was
stalking me what I can do if you go to
sleep tonight
Jeff you should have shit in this book
is carried that shit is both face
Oh long ago oh come on the bars have it
yeah I'm still the cave much what you'd
come before , fucking defending myself
i'm backing away from you with my back
in black ghetto to you
it's only Jack and I can't believe I got
a fucking gold i'm so happy i won the
gun mark rain jacket really laughing I
don't want to play
I came up just in time to see you place
that yeah and I was like to kill you
offer computer 1 given 2 inches hanging
yeah just hanging around the top like a
fucking piece of shit
it's actually wore I could be careful i
doing this let's place now because
physical violence
there's no but rules against it there's
not one of the guards to you no no you
got armor and how do you need armor
I don't know how to make our me just
take a the iron blocks whatever and just
think it's yeah I can see that were
Indians in getting it
I NGO - how does that right so you can
get some Koopalings right I just go to
crafting table just have over to the
armor section
I call them in kemah kinky cycle
nutrients that wolf which part of what i
call you keep making easter in gimmick
tinggi yeah i thought i was weird too
Jeff
huh that was weird too buddy all right
you still live over there Jeff uh am i
alive
yeah i'm also i also just want did you
really
Terrence motherfucker and having
resolution you stood upon yourself and
stood upon my return
let me get a good view up there like a
fucking pimp fucking christ dude I got a
diamond Pay Act a diamond shape every
and was a lot everyone should go back to
the services stand on what that's true
stand on your photo
fucking1 good what a good job Gary I'm
just gonna get out that has been handing
him the victory
I really not in her room he gave me
about that give me about 15 goals
I had really i have two blocks of gold i
can find my way up the whole time like
we haven't when Gavin was laughing about
stealing shit in my inventory
I put everything I wasn't gonna need any
more in there , he was taking it all
while he was taking it all he's like Oh
Jeff was hanging out by his furnace
yeah i was i was making my final block I
had it I had my axis
yeah I had three hearts left you suck
Gavin would have killed me in one hit
I had three hearts left and I'm sitting
there making my gold and I see him
fucking with my with my imitation of my
garden and then I just walked myself
away from you constantly
you gonna kill me into having only had
one shit I what
wow that was easy the first win yeah I
probably found enough go to win i just
gave it to ya
I only had to react on something that's
the whole time what's up I don't know
well fucking believe it looks awesome
Gavin I don't know my mother it really
cool I was ready to fucking kill you if
you could you you would have fucking
ruin you would had all my stuff i would
have created by eating and that fucking
that gold chunk
I wouldn't oh my god i just see you
walking around like just leave me like
I'm coming I'm not faster smell fast
I came down its kill you but then I
realized you'd be over here punching on
my desktop and stuff again
yeah I wouldn't get it would've been
worse Jeff yes this is a victory look go
block fucking diamond and you come on
the banjo is great news congratulations
yay
all right well everybody's could ever to
go go block is still a go block
well everybody my way gathering what's
the pressure plate for I was just trying
to make you scared
ok and I think that over the land mine
under it
ok did you got it now all right so since
i got to the surface I'm just gonna make
my own tower
all right we'll start with it all right
let's not tear right fucking camera all
right graduation congratulations to me
not to japonais what proof I had to
I'll cut that right I'd say thanks you
win
congratulations chef game over all right
but my hand hurts so bad
