
French: 
Bonjour le ministère de la culture vous informe que si cette vidéo
Vous enjaille vous pouvez cliquer sur le pouce bleu et vous abonnez à la chaîne d'Amixem. Au revoir !
Bonjour clap non Clap Bonjour
Vous allez bien ? On se retrouve aujourd'hui pour une nouvelle vidéo
Il y a encore quelque jour j'étais au 4L Trophy
Je viens de rentrer j'était en train de déterrer ma 4L
il y a encore quelques jours
du sable marocain, c'était incroyable
En attendant je voulais vous proposer une petite vidéo qui ressembleras beaucoup
aux "pires annonces du bon coin"
Mais qui est cette fois-ci sur Amazon
Le site s'appelle "Weird or confusing"
et donc cela génère au hasard un article Amazon totalement nul à chier...
Wtf, coupé-décalé, toi-même-tu-connais
Donc on va découvrir ensemble les PIRES
Toutes les vidéos Youtube qui buzz en ce moment s'appelle "les pires" donc
moi je cherche tout ce qui a de pire et je fais des vidéos
C'est mon astuce, c'est comme ça que je buzz
Si vous voulez commencer sur Youtube, appelez vos vidéos
les "pires" et ça marcheras.
Donc nous allons découvrir les PIRES
articles qu'il y a sur Amazon
Particularité de cette vidéo
c'est qu'à chaque fois que je trouverais un article vraiment...coupé-décalé, wtf, toi-même-tu-connais
Je l'ajouterais au panier, je le commanderais
On feras une vidéo unboxing
de tout les trucs...les PIRES, voilà, OK ?
Après la série les "pires annonces le boncoin"

English: 
Hello, the culture ministry inform you that if this video enjoy you, you can click on the blue thumb and subsribe to Amixem's channel, goodbye!
Hello !
Clap! No...
Clap!
Hello, You're doing good ?
We're back together today for a new video
Few days ago, I went to the 4L trophy, I just came back home
I was extracting my 4L few days ago from the Moroccan sand, it was incredible
Meanwhile, I wanted to propose you a little video that will look a lot like the worst advertisements from leboncoin
But this is, this time, on Amazon
The website is called "Weird or Confusing"
So it generates by itself randomly an Amazon's article totally shitty, wtf, "coupé décalé", you know about it
So we're are going to discover together
the WOOORST euhmm..
All the yt's videos that are creating the buzz are called "the worst" so I'm looking for the worst and I make videos
That's my knack, that's how I create the buzz
If you want to start on yt, call your videos "the worst" and it will work
So we are going to discover the WOOORST
Articles from Amazon, particularity of this video :
Everytime that I will find an article trully "coupé décallé" wtf, you know about it
I will add it to the cart, I will order it, we will do an unboxing video of all the things euhmm... the WOOORST

English: 
After the serie "the worst leboncoin's advertisments", let's loose ourself in the heart of Amazon, let's go !
So, oh...first I don't know what it is but i like the picture very much
"Play Visions 450 Nose Aerobics Game"
WHAT?
What is the point of this... what is the point of this game
I like it because I think that the glasses make you very serious like :
You see Patrick from the accounts, the friendly guy, a bit funny but serious anyway and he added a basket on his nose
I am sorry to start this video like this but it's going on an adding to cart
And this order is going to cost me 1 billions euros that's sure!
Second article, ladies and gentleman, careful... we're going on a dildo for cats
I don't know...
It's a horn of unicorn for cats, you put it on the head of your cat, I don't know how it holds, I have no ideas
Oh okay, it says "Cats love it!"
The face he makes.. The cat seems like to enjoy it
And on the second picture he seems to enjoy it even more
Oh okay there are little rubber bands around the ears, EXCELLENT!
It's not a dildo, it's a kind of horn for cat
What scares me on this advertisment is not really the name of the product or the cat, nothing
It's more like the 54 fucking reviews

French: 
allons nous perdre dans les fin-fonds d'Amazon, c'est parti
Alors, oula, oula, oula, déjà alors
Alors je ne sais pas ce que c'est mais déjà l'image me plait beaucoup
"Play vision 450 nose Aerobics Game"
Quoi ?!
Quel est le but de ce mec ?
Quel est le but de ce jeu ?
Moi j'aime bien parce que je trouve que les lunettes elles font très sérieuses
genre tu vois Patrick de la compta le mec
le mec sympa un peu, tu vois, un peu marrant mais
sérieux quand même tu vois
Et il a ajouté un panier de basket sur son nez
eh moi je suis désolé...de commencer cette vidéo comme ça mais
ça part sur un "ajout de panier" hein
Cette commande va me coûter un milliards d'euros
ça c'est sûr
Deuxième article Mesdames Messieurs attention attention
on part sur un gode michet pour chats
je sais pas
Attend-t'en-t'en
C'est une corne de licorne pour chats
que tu mets sur la tête de ton chat
Alors je sais pas comment ça tiens, ça j'en ai aucune idée
Ah d'accord, alors y'a marqué "les chats l'adore"
La gueule qu'il fais
ouais ouais le chat a l'air de kiffé
et sur la deuxième photo, il a encore plus l'air de kiffé
Ah si d'accord y'a les petits élastiques qui se mettent autour des oreilles ! Excellant !
Bon c'est pas un gode michet, ça n'a rien à voir hein
c'est une espèce de corne, licorne, pour chat
ce qui me fais peur dans cette annonce c'est pas vraiment, ni le nom du produit
ni le chat, ni rien

French: 
c'est plutôt les 54 putains d'avis quoi
genre le produit il se vend, et il vend masse
y'a des gens qui disent "oui je l'ai essayé sur..."
Oh oh nan oh nan ! J'ai cru que c'était un lapin
Mais c'est un lapin...je ne suis pas fou
il l'a mis sur son lapin, mais qu'est-ce qu'il fais avec son lapin ?
Moi quand je vois ça mais j'ai très peur
Nan mais là mais cette photo elle me fais très peur
Je me dis mais qu'est-ce qu'il fais avec son lapin cette homme ?
Je ne sais pas.
Oh putain merde attendez
Olalalala mais pourquoi, pourquoi ? A quoi ça sert ?
"Je veux partir"..."Je veux mourir"
Merde
alors c'est un détecteur de métaux d'aéroport, avec tout le nécessaire
c'est-à-dire la machine à bagages et tout comme à l'aéroport
avec les policiers de l'aéroport
et le monsieur probablement terroriste qui a une ceinture de dynamites caché dans son caleçon
Alors la quest...oh putain !
Je viens de voir le prix...merde
Attends, alors déjà quel enfant rêve, en jouant au Playmobil,
d'incarner, le contrôleur de bagages hein parce que
moi à chaque fois que je vais à l'aéroport je me dis "c'est quand même un métier
un peu chiant" quoi
C'est nul, 'fin je veux dire
En tant qu'enfant, tu veux des vaisseaux spatiaux,
tu veux des pompiers, tu veux des flics, tu veux des hélicoptères
Pas des détecteurs de métaux, c'est nul
Nan mais attends 254$ ! Pour ton gosse

English: 
The product is sell and a lot ! People say : "yeah i tried it on..."
OH! Oh no...
Oh no... I though it was a rabbit.. Oh it's a rabbit, I am not crazy
He put it on his rabbit, but what is he doing with his rabbit ? When I see that I am very scared
This picture scares me a lot, I'm thinking "but what is this man doing with his rabbit?"
I don't know!
Oh shit, wait, but why ? Why ?
What's the point of this?
" I want to leave, I want to die"
Shit !
So it's an airport metal detector with everything you need
The luggage machine, everything like in the airport
With the policemen of the airport, and the man probably a terrorist that has an explosive belt hide in his pants
The question... OH SHIT!
I just saw the price
Shit...
Wait, so, first, which child dream, playing with playmobils to play the luggage inspector, because
Each time I go to the airport I'm thinking "That's a job.. a bit borring"
I mean... as a child you want spaceships, you want firemen, you want policemen, you want helicopters
But not metal detector ! That's crap

French: 
Qui a trouvé comme passion : le détectage de terroristes via la machine d'aéroport
et t'es obligé de lui acheter ça parce que c'est ton fils tu vois
à un moment donné ton fil tu le...
232 reviews ? Nan mais arrêté, mais stop
Hannn oh le scénario incroyable
je comprends comment tu peux avec ça en étant gamin mais une fois que
le mec s'est fais gaulé, il avait une bombe dans sa valise,
tu fais quoi ? T'as fini de jouer c'est nul
Hé mais les gens sur Amazon ils sont pas bien
Ok je retire tout ce que j'ai dis
je comprend pourquoi on peux acheter ça, à 250 balles.
"Ecoutez-moi bien monsieur, le détecteur de métaux nous indique qu'il y a
une avarie à l'intérieur de votre corps, passez dans la machine à bagages"
"Je vous le dis ! C'est légal"
Le gars il est content x)
Arrêtez, c'est une casquette perruque ?
Mais c'est génial       C'est incroyablement malsain mais c'est très bien fait
"Pour le moment indisponible" Oh naaannnn
Nan mais c'est-à-dire que le truc est en rupture de stock attendez y'en a d'autre
Putain ça me fais chier de dépenser 20 balles là-dedans je vous le dis direct
Attends elle existe en blanc, est-ce qu'en blanc on peut l'a prendre ou pas ?
Ah ba oui hein...ça part sur un ajout de panier hein, c'est très gênant comme article !
Abonnez-vous!

English: 
254 $ for your child, which found as passion, the terrorists detection via the airport machine
And you have to buy him this beacause, it's your son...
232 reviews... But stop, stop
The incredible scenario...
I understand how you can play with this as a child but
Once the guy has been arrested, he had a bomb in his luggage, what are you doing?
You're over ! That's crap !
People on Amazon are crazy..
Ok, I withdraw, I understand why we can buy this... At 250$
Listen to me Sir ! The metal dectetor told us that there is a problem in your body, go in the luggage machine, it's legal !
The guy is happy
Stop.. It's a cap-wig ?! But that's awesome ! It's incredibly unhealthy but it's really realistic !
"Currently unavailable"
OH NOOOOOOO
I mean this thing is out of stock...
Whait there are more...
I don't want to spend 20 euros on this... I'm telling you...
It exists in white, is it available in white ? yes, it's going on a cart adding
That's a very awkward article
What is this thing ? Why everytime I see a thing in plastic euhmm... that look like a phallus...
Oh that's awesome ! Add to cart, wait that's awesome !

English: 
You have your banana, you put the banana slicker *pshit* hop it's cut !
But wait but...
Yeah, yeah that's not crazy yeah... That's true it is...
Listen I'm adding it to the cart...
I put 2 in the cart, awesome, I will be able to cut 2 bananas at the same time
THE INVENTION OF THE MILLENIUM
Wait there is a video, it's unusual that there is a video on the Amazon's articles
What is she doing?
That's fucking awesome!
The old shitty advertising
This invention is absolutely incredible I'm adding it to the cart
What can I say, that's a fucking toilet paper stand with an iPad stand on it
I think that you are a lot, watching me while pooping, there's not only me I know that you are looking at many youtubers while pooping
So, do not hesitate to buy it, it's available on Amazon
That's a true pleasure, Add to cart !
"A Million Random Numbers"
Okay.
Wait, I think we can read an extract on Amazon...
So, it's a book, that contains a million random numbers
When you go on vacation with your wife, on the beach,
Rather than reading an old shitty Marc Levy

English: 
I recommend you at Hachette's editions, "A million numbers"
There is 669 reviews...
What are people telling ?
" I can't understand all the nagative reviews! This book literally contains everything I could ever ask for in a book"
Okay...
What is this thing ?
"Prank pack NapSack"
Okay, so... That's for pranks, it's a kind of hat that you put like this
You can sleep, and you see people but people don't see you
And it's like to hide yourself in public
As we can see on this picture, there is different comical situations
In which, those people are totally invisible from their surrondings
Nobody can see them..
I don't know what is the point but I'm buying it !
Add to cart
What ? Oh shit...
I was already shocked by the fact that it's cheese
Because cheese on Amazon, I don't want to see what the cheese looks like when it arrive or the smell of the package
Because smelly package, I had some, in my video, you know what I'm talking about
And it left olfactory marks very... very pronounced
1078$ ! Same,  what afraids me is the 30 reviews

English: 
"This cheese changed my life forever"
Five stars, not bad
Yeah, for 1000$, can you eventually be more critical
Listen, we found one of the darkest page of Amazon
We are on a quarter of cheese that costs 1000$
There is 30 reviews, some people, Amazon made at least 30 000$ of sales revenue
30 000 on a quarter of cheese... which looks clearly disgusting and the shipping costs are charged
Same, I don't want to have a dirty mind but I see things..
I need explanations guys it seems like it's a platic courgette with a button and a loudspeaker
What is this thing...? What is it ?! What's the point ?!
What is a Yodelling pickle? That is the question
Yeah, I make researches on Bing, yeah I'm like this yeah...
I feel a bit above people and workers because I make my researches on Bing, I feel...
Better
Wait, I found a video
GET OFF!
I don't give a fuck about the new yt's rules, shut up
What?

English: 
Okay..
Okay... Okay... Okay.. I got it yeah, yeah okay
OKAY, awesome
You didn't understand ? It's a...
a courgette, which is yodelling...
You didn't understand?
Me neither
What is this ?
It's called "Goats in Trees"
Oh it's a calendar.. oh okay sorry
It's the goats in trees' calendar
yeah, you heard well, yes, yes, I'm going to buy it, obviously
However, I'm going to buy the 2017 edition, because it's just available
There is new images, it's really something else!
I buy that, 34$, I am a huge pigeon
I have already for 1200$? Wait, wait, I have to check my cart
Oh I bought the cheese ! delete..hop, delete
The man which spoke english!
I have already for 131$ right now, we're going to calm down
Oh!! Extremely good !
It's a turning bottle, we don't give a damn..next
"Dancing with cats"
This front cover is absolutely awkward..
What is this thing ? How much does it cost?
But it's super good rated
What is this book?!
*Playing thriller with the creepy grandpa*

English: 
So it's a Nicolas Cage's pillow
Sexual icon, sometimes forgot...
This pillow is awkward
I didn't know Nicolas Cage was a fucking star
it's a fucking pillow star
"Gift of nothing"
That's a gift to offer for people who have already everything
So you offer them nothing
That's awesome, that's nothing
You realize, what does that mean?
At the phisolophical level, at the intellectual level? What does it mean? it means you offer nothing
And nothing is not nothing, you know what I mean ?
It is pants for hands, that's it
That's pants for hands, this is how it's called, that's pants for hands
People are waking up at night, they get hot and they invent things
It's a costume for dogs, it is wonderful
I don't have a dog, if you have a dog ship it to me
In a package, it takes 2-3 months so give him food in the package
Just to try
Oh wait, are there pictures ?
That's wonderful
The face of the cat... fuck
That's a book which is called "How to avoid Huge Ships"
it often happens to me, I was wondering how...How to avoid them

English: 
The redneck accessory...
Little lights that you put on each fingers, one light per finger
And at parties you are the King... that's awkward
I knew that one! We all already dreamed to keep our head down while watching Netflix of a little thing
And you can't, before now, thanks to the miror glasses which, you understand the principle?
She is lying and she can watch her tv without a problem, that's exceptional
"Unicorn meat"
That's unicorn meat! That's a can of unicorn meat
But what stay very disturbing are the 727 people that are particulary happy
Oh it's a teddy inside, that's crap, that's not even true meat, that's not even a shady thing
I'm so disappointed... fuck, that's not even meat inside that's an ugly teddy
get the f out, that was clickbait sir,  they are making clickbait even on Amazon!
UNICORN MEAT MOTHERF* look what you have inside, scandal
here, we are with a book which is called
"Learning to play with a lion's testicles"
Oh, fuck... I buy it
Ladies and gentleman,  we have gone around the website
There is not going to be a second episode, over, goodnight

English: 
I will need to count on you for the second episode thanks to a hashtag which is going to be call
"#AMAZONWTF" you send me this on twitter if you find wtf things on internet or amazon, not necessarily on amazon
So I can make a second episode of your finds because you are much better
Thanks for watching, I hope that you will be here for all the episodes 4L trophy
Episode 1 is available on my channel, few days ago the second episode was out on Superkonar's channel yesterday
See you soon for another video, it was Amixem
Obviously... Over!
He is dumb..wait what shit, cut.
