Hello.
Finger wiggling action.
(Bemused, self-deprecating snort.)
It's...!
Oo! Four and a bit weeks, I think!?
Or something; maybe three and a bit.
(sigh) Uh. Time! What's that!?
(softly) Erm.
For me anyway, cos I was ill before lockdown... started.
Erm!
Interesting conversations about whether we wish
Johnson ILL or not!
Do we wish Johnson ill!?
Hmmmm. (Young person chattering in other room)
He's been very responsible!?
Well, more like
generically responsible; I don't think it's just him!?
The raft of government responses!?
I think in some ways he's like
(Young person in other room overlaps)
also a figurehead or a useful
person!? For - a lot of!?
Others!? Because. It's like.
The edges of him that give off
kind of like a neurodiverse vibe, make him
kind of like everyman relatable!?
(Thoughtful; self-questioning)
Erm.
And for others, they wind the others up!?
(weary/sad voice) 
Which makes people more affectionate to him!? It's a
bit kind of like
a circular...thing!?
(Passionate qualification) But he uses that!
to push the VILEST agendas!
The vilest agendas!
(resigned frustration)
Uh, NEXT to him
I would probably wish him well!?
Or at least,
'do my duty' as a human being
who doesn't believe in the death penalty.
But! (another sigh of frustration)
Aw! Honestly!
The other day I had myself wishing
he would be shooting himself in a bunker
- à la Hitler!
Him and Murdoch and
Cummings and
EVERYBODY who's in that
kind of like
Responsibility Venn!
(caustic disbelief)
Because
they were showing
There was coercive
Do Not Rescucitate orders
being handed out en masse by certain 
GP practises; to certain group homes.
It just!
(distressed/bewildered)
(trying to complete sorry picture)
And to patients generally...!?
with
autism and cognitive disabilities!?
(clattering in room)
Just!? (Disbelief/dismay)
NO!
(more noises of husband in room)
Really upsetting!
(Husband settles on bed with a sigh.)
