
English: 
Hey, how's it goin' bros?! My name is Pewdiepie...
 
Welcome back to Uncharted 4.
We're in this really cool place. We're so close to the treasure.
You don't even know.
*mockingly* Yeh haven't dun anythen like this?
 
We gotta stealth.
These parts... are a little tricky,
and I'm not very good at them,
But they're really fun!
Look at that fuckin' mountain.
SO COOL!
The amount of detail...
...in this game...
...it's absolutely fucking mindbobb... gobbling... whatever the fuck expression is...
...you know what I'm talking about.
I feel... I'm so sick of sucking this game's dick,
but it's so fucking impressive,
and I generally... don't want this game to end.
Alright, so...
There's a guy in there.
Let's try and do the snea- oh he's right fucking here...
Well he won't see me.
Is there any way we can climb here?
Oh yes, yes there was.

Russian: 
 
Привет, Бро, меня зовут PewDiePie
Добро пожаловать обратно в Uncharted 4
Где самые красивые пейзажи
Мы так близко к сокровищам
Вы даже не подозреваете на сколько
"Ты делал когда-нибудь что-то подобное?"

English: 
Oh god.
Alright, let's do this properly.
Come on, Nate.
Come on, buddy.
There it is.
Now, let's take this guy down.
*angrily* Go to sleep. No! Go to sleep, BITCH!
*happily* Hey, a 'nade.
A nade for Nate.
Alright, there should be alot of these fuckers here.
Who's making all that fuc- Jesus, Sam.
Stop making so much noise.
Alright, there's one guy down here, right?
Where'd he go?
Where'd that muthafucka go?
Where'd that mutha fucka go, yo?
Is he in the house?
Bo's in the house. Yep, he's in the house.
Come on, buddy.
I could probably just rush and kill him.
Let's do it.
Push him down.

English: 
Bye bye, bitch! *laughing*
Oooooooh.
That's gotta hurt.
Sorry about that.
*Sam makes noise* Dude, Sam, calm the fuck down.
You're making way too much noise, mate.
Alright, who's here?
Could I even jump here?
I suppose I could hook on that...
Nah, I'm supposed to hook on this.
Let's go baby! Oh god.
Jesus Christ, I almost died.
Aaaaah, can we? No? One more.
Go Nate!
I love you!
Oh god.
Oh god, he sees us.
That was close.
Oh god!
Aww fucks sake. I didn't see you.
You kidding me?
Whoa.

English: 
Nice.
Okay, the music's so epic. So I'm just gonna go with it.
*singing* I am Naaate! Yeah!
*repeats "Yeah" a few times*
We are gonna have to get out of here. Otherwise I'm dead.
Oh, come on.
Quick scope. Um...
Yep, got it.
Okay.
Let's do the stealth way.
That's the way I like it. Uh huh, uh huh.
Okay, let's climb.
Here's grass, that's alway good.
He's coming to the grass.
Two people in the grass.
That's...
That guy is literally blind.

English: 
And, uh... Yeah, go to sleep.
*singing* Go to sleep, go to sleep.
Mothafucka, go to sleep, go to sleep.
Stealth master.
Stealth master Pewds.
We got 'dis.
*jumps off cliff and dies*
Nice.
Here we go. Okay, found it.
*pewds makes stretching noises*
*laughs* Nice, he looks like a dolphin.
We're almost there. We're so close to the treasure.
*whispers* Look at that fucking view, man.
That epic as fucking tower shit.
That's a mountain, Pewds. Thank you for pointing that out.
Usually when you zoom in on shit in games, they look shitty.
But not in this game. Okay, maybe a little bit. Whatever.
Um...

English: 
No shit.
No shit dude.
No fucking shit. You could have told me that.
You're supposed to walk like this
Of course.
I did not see it.
Because I'm an idiot.
Sorry about that.
Ooohh....
... Crap.
Crappity croo.
I almost -... Almost died.
Don't ever go near me and my son again.
I wanna use the - the thing that we found in the jungle.
The - the mountain - the climbing thing.
Yep, that thing. Um...
Do we go up here?
*mumbles* Usually when you go inside...
... go up?
Yeah. Where though?
Here.
That was easy enough.

English: 
Yeah, we've done this move, like a million times, dude.
Yeah.
It is a hell of a view.
Like a nice booty.
Okay, well... I think the game wants me to jump here.
*loudly* Oh, we're doing this?! Okay.
*shouts* Bananas!
*excitedly* Yeah!
*fearful noises* Okay!
Bananas. Works every time. Yeah.
Okay. Holy shit. We're so close.
How much farther is it?!
Rich ass pirates.
*mocking Nate* "Trust me and follow my lead" - Oh god.
*shouts* Potato Pie! Oh, god. Potato Pie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Potato Pie!
Oh, Jesus. I peed a little bit.

English: 
Follow my lead, dude. What are you doing?
Huh? What are you doing, buddy?
You scared?
You scared, buddy? What happens if I shoot?
What happens if I -... Alright, whatever.
Alright. You know what? Whatever.
Alright, whatever dude.
Um...
Alright.
Anything in here? *does sound effect for Nate's roll*
Anything cool?
*excitedly* Oh. Yeah.
I'll take that.
Ay, I found Mister Piggy. How you doing, buddy?
*in weird accent* Excuse me. I found a pig.
At least we won't go home empty handed.
We'll have something to have sex to tonight.
*weird groans*
Roll.
Ohhh.
Heyy.
Where did all the pirates go?

English: 
Someone did a table flip. *great joke Pewds*
*mutters something about flips*
Well, thank - oh!
We need to go there
Drop.
Don't be a pussy.
Don't be a pussy, Nate. Just drop.
Ow. That's gotta fucking hurt.
Why is - How is Nate not dead yet? I don't even know.
*singing* 'Cause I got my whip!
*mutters* And I..
What?!
It's like the game know what I'm gonna do!
Shut up game! You don't know me.

English: 
Okay, well it looks like... Through here?
Oh.
Cool.
This game is so detailed!
I've never played anything like it.
There a sword.
We're getting close now, bros.
*sniffs loudly* Oooh, I can smell it!
*makes weird noise*
Smells like a fine booty indeed. *yes, a pirate booty*
Whoa.
*quietly* Indeed.

English: 
What the f*ck.
Oooh. Hello.
Alright.
What up, ladies?
*mockingly* Ah, to say the least.
Well, I'm just gonna hit this lever.

English: 
Yeah.
*unexcitedly* Yeah, more clues.
*more excitedly* Chapter 15!
Nope, nothing in there. *looks away from computer* Oh, thanks.
Nothing here.
Everything is empty.
What, the treasure got moved?

English: 
*quietly* Thief.
Oh, they all have thief on them.
That's so cool.
Why am I doing this? I don't know.
Best not to question it.
Ugh.

English: 
Am I actually suppose to find anything here?
Whoa. Look at the ceiling.
*quietly* Damn.
*singing the word "Damn." at varying notes*
*sings "Damn." once more*
Ha. Nathan doesn't give a sh*t.
Alright, what?

English: 
... f*ck's sake...
What do you think, Nate?

English: 
How?
How?!
How?!
There's another -
What?
Alright. What are you writing down? New Devon. Okay.
*sighs*

English: 
They're really making it hard for us to find the damn treasure.
Alright.
Really difficult.
Where'd he go?
Where are you, Sam?
Where the f*ck did he go?!
Look at this 360.
*shoots gun loudly*
Nailed it.
Where is he?!
Saaam!
Um....
Give me - What?
Is he here?
*quietly* No?

English: 
I like how there's two lost cities.
Who would have thought?
*more angrily* Where is he?!
There you are!
Okay!
Thank you!
*sings quietly* Push it to the limit.
Okay, so now we can swing on the *badly sings* chandelier.
*laughs quietly*
Sorry.
*high-pitched singing* I'm gonna swing from the chandelier!

English: 
*mutters* I suppose I cashed/catch that one.
I'm trying dude!
No.
It's harder than it looks.
I can - I can do it. Don't worry about it, alright?
I know what I'm doing.
Thank you very much. Professi - *falls down* F*ck you.
Sorry.
I'll just... umm...
... try and do it properly.
There it is.
There it is.
Come on, Mr. Chandelier.
What the f*ck?
*tries to imitate rope noise*
I love the sound it makes.
*mutters* Maybe I need to climb higher.
He doesn't swing that much.
You see?

English: 
Come on, Nate!
You gotta properly swing this sh*t, dude.
He doesn't f*cking do it.
What's the matter with you, Nate?
Oh, f*ck you.
Here we go.
Yeaaahh.
Yas, b*tch, yas.
Now what?
Am I suppose to make it over there?
I think so.
*beeping in background*
Did I just throw a 'nade?
You know what? Why not.
I think I can just jump on the paintings.
Ah, okay.
There it is.

English: 
*laughs*
Yay! Thank god that sh*ts over.
Let's find this other lost city in this f*cking place.
Great.
*mutters* F*cking fancy.
Yeah, don't jinx - Aw, you jinxed us.
*mutters* Ah - F*cks sake.
Oh, we should go here. Okay.

English: 
It's tricky now, where to climb and sh*t.
Okay. We need to get up there
Yes!
*excitedly* Okay.
Here we go!
Oh my god.
Jesus.
My hand get so sweaty playing this sh*t.
*laughs*

English: 
*quietly* Oh god.
Okay, so now where?
It's another balcony.
Where exactly?
Where?
What are you talking about?
*realises* Oh.
They're so cute. *I agree*
Alright. Time to help Papa Pewds!
*repeats 'Hey!' a few times in shock*
*in strange accent* F*ckin hell, man.
*still in strange accent* You trying to kill me?
This looks like - uh...
Nate's - uh.. Basement or whatever. *it was an attic, Pewds*
.. Or attic. *that's right*
*excitedly* Ooohh. We're on the top.

English: 
Like Robin Hood.
Look at this sh*t!
*looks at amazing background* Wwwwhhhhhooooooaaa.
Holy sh*t, man. *I know, it's so awesome*
Video Games!
Video Games, right f*cking here.
Oh boy.
OH BOY.
Please not bump into anyone. *the game disagrees, Pewds*
More climbing. Yay!
*random gibberish*
*weird groaning noises*
OHHHHH!!!
What the F*CK?!
OHH!!
OH GOD!

English: 
JESUS!
OKAy.
What the f*ck just happened?!
Um... You can edit that one out.
What do you mean down there?
Jesus! Drop, drop, drop!
Nate! What the f*ck are you doing, mate?
*quietly* What the f*ck am I doing?
Come on!
Ohhhh, sh*t.
How would all this sh*t f*cking....

English: 
Whoa! Geez!
OH!
OH MY GOD!!!
WHAT THE F*CK?!
What the f*ck do we do now?!
*to missile* HI!
*repeats "Okay" about a million times*
This is f*cked up.
Oh my god.
Come on, Nate!
Come on!
OH!
COME ON!
*some strange screaming noises*
*still screaming* OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
AaaAAHHhH!!!
What the f*cking -
*screaming*
They f*cking blew up the whole tower!

English: 
*annoyed* Oh, come on!
Jesus Christ!
*sarcastically* No, I was planning to stop.
Ooh, hello.
Cut that out.
Oh god. Nate!
Jesus. Give me a break, man.
F*cking hell.
What?!
Are you kidding me?
OH my god.
How am I alive?
How am I alive?!
I'm gonna feel this in the morn -

English: 
How about you get out here - *strange fearful noises*
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Badabada.
Yeah!
Why don't I hear anything? *good question Pewds*
Oh god no.
What happened?
F*cking hell. We got separated again.
Oh!
Oh god. It's the girl.
I hate her.
*laughs*

English: 
Ohhh!!! Get -
Get her!
Aw, sh*t.
She's so -
- goddamn badass! *true*
Oh, come -
Crazy son of a b*tch!
Jesus!
Oh!
*I'm not sure how to describe these noises*
Alright.
It's time to fight it out.
Yes.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -
- sh*t.
Yeah, there's two of us.

English: 
Alright.
Two girls one -... No, wait, uhh... two....
Goddamnit, I - ah!
*Pewds fails to make words*
Ah!
I'm tired of you!
That's my line!
Ooooooh.
Are you serious with me right now?
Oh - what is this -
Oh god.
How do I f - Oh, there it is.

English: 
How about you hire some better dudes?
There we go.
NADINE PUNCH!!! *great joke, Pewds*
Oooh, there's the gun.
This is not going to end well.

English: 
 
 
 
Okay, let's see who these people are.

English: 
We got the key.
I'm glad that he took off the stupid hat.
We're gonna get caught soon, I know it.
Fucks sake.
Come on.
Fucks saake.

English: 
Why does everyone have A GODDAMN
WHITE JOURNAL JEEESUS
finally.
*licks beard*
Ooh.
So they were looking for it too.
Oh.

English: 
So that's how they found out about it.
[Strokes beard]
What?

English: 
[Poods laughing]

English: 
Aww.

English: 
You find your way out.

English: 
Ohhhh nooo.
That's very bad.
Oh come on.
What? Seriously? Okay.

English: 
This is not gonna end well.
What, you think I can-
I guess.
He's helping a lot.
Where the hell are we going?
How do we get out of here?
What-
Are you serious?
Make sense.

English: 
Um, run for it.
Shit.
What the fuck do we do?
Oh nice
I didn't see him
Where are we going?
This is fucked-

English: 
Good thing we know parkour.
Help, man!
We made it

English: 
[Pewds laughing]

English: 
I gotta end this episode here.
I will see you tomorrow, I promise you
I promise.
Thank you for watching this episode.
I love you bros.
I'll see ya tomorrow. Stay awesome.
 
