So what just happened
in that Apple event?
Here we go.
First, Tim Cook walks out
and introduces the all new...
And here it is.
Jason Momoa? What?
This event was bonkers,
so let's check it out.
Spoiler alert!
iPhone just went Pro.
This thing is insane.
Triple-camera technology.
Telephoto, wide, ultra wide,
and the highest-quality video
on any smartphone ever.
Plus the Super Retina XDR
display and spatial audio.
Spatial audio?
[BIRD CALL]
A monster A13 chip and battery
life up to five hours longer.
That's Pro!
Then Tim's like,
"And there's another iPhone:
the dual-camera iPhone 11."
Cat gets all frisky?
You're good.
Throw it in your purse?
You're good.
Spill coffee on it?
Nooo!
Nope, you're good.
It also takes fab photos
in the dark.
Takes slow-mo selfies,
or slowfies.
♪ Music playing ♪
But it's blazing fast
with privacy built in.
Next up, Apple Watch Series 5.
What does it do?
Well, it tells time and it has
an always-on Retina display,
and takes phone calls,
and counts your swim strokes,
and communicates
with satellites,
and is your subway card,
and streams 50 million songs,
and has an app
that can take an ECG.
[WHOOSHING]
[HEARTBEATS]
Huh, nice.
And apparently tells time.
Lots to say about
the new iPad's bigger display,
but instead, I'll leave you
with one little tidbit.
It's two times faster
than the best-selling PC,
and it's just 329 bucks.
Oh, and for something cool
to put on all those new screens,
Apple Arcade drops 100
brand-new games all this year.
Boom!
And pretty sure Tim said
Apple TV+ Oprah, Momoa,
Witherspoon, and Aniston
are all included for a year
with these new products.
So go to the website.
When you get there,
slow your scroll, people.
Take a breath,
check your heart rate,
and check it all out right here.
