tired of your standard black and white
in your artwork wish you could use some
color I've got just the thing you need
hello and all my name is secret soft
eerie again I'm possibly best known as
Microsoft Mary's doppelganger although I
wish I were an original robot anyways
I'm here to show off this amazing
product called the secret soft
microwavable permanent marker just put
this on top of your artwork place it
into your microwave and watch as your
masterpiece will be filled with vibrant
and vivid colors it has a 100%
satisfaction guarantee or your money
back
still not convinced just listen to my
brother's secret soft dan and secret
soft bike it's all we both of you boys
are not getting a refund at all oh come
on Gary we want our even now now now too bad
so sad
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