♪ [light]
♪ The show ♪
♪ It's time ♪
♪ You gotta get going ♪
♪ I've learnt my lines ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Your makeup done ♪
♪ No really, get going ♪
Powder puff!
♪ Can't wait to see
all of you there ♪
See who? Where?
[groans]
♪ We got so much to do today ♪
♪ We're gonna sing it all ♪
♪ There's a very
Gary tap solo ♪
♪ Starring Cottonball ♪
♪ It's the start
of a brand new day ♪
♪ A time for us to say ♪
♪ Yay! ♪
[groans]
♪ It's about time
for some Studio K ♪
[cheers and applause]
And hold it.
I'm holding it.
Hold it!
[straining]
A-a-a-a-and...
[exhales]
Nice job, everybody.
That was great.
[cross talk]
 Yeah, that was awesome.
♪ ♪
Wow, that was awesome.
The ending needs a little bit
of work but we'll work on it.
Yeah. That was totally
worth the --
seven hours of practice.
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi, ah!
I'm so excited for our
♪ all musical
episo-o-o-o- ♪
What is that
mouth noise?
I got the pals for
life costume ready.
You know, for the
boy band number.
Hey guess what,
I'm so excited to hug
all the stuff
and things.
Wow.
And I've got
my tap shoes.
Awesome. Now we can
do the grand finale.
Yeah!
Wait, wait, wait.
Which one of us is doing
the grand finale?
Uh, what is finale?
[gasp] Can I eat finale?
No.
But I do have an idea.
Makeup Monster, you should
do the grand finale.
Yeah.
It's the most
important job,
other than being
a loveable cat.
Me? Mouth noise.
Um --
 well, I don't
 know if I can --
Hmm.
Oh yeah, and we can
perform it in the studio.
Oh, good idea.
Oh yeah.
Actually I was thinking
more of the
green room.
♪ ♪
♪ Studio ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Green room ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Studio ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Who-o-o-o-o-a, Orlando,
now the moose in charge is here
to start the show ♪
Okay! That's enough
snapping, everyone.
Enough singing,
and most importantly,
enough snapping.
Now let's get this show
on the ro-o-o-o-o-oad.
Especially that grand finale.
Double M, I'm looking at you.
[stammering]
I would like to talk
with you about this.
You see --
You know what?
We shouldn't be arguing
anyway, should we?
You know what
we should be doing?
We should be hugging.
Hugging the whole
wide world!
Okay, yeah,
that's fine.
Oh. Hey, Makeup Monster.
I'm really excited
for the finale.
I'll see you later.
But monsters aren't grand.
[sigh]
I better go do practice.
Yeah, practice.
Hmm? Maybe I can eat practice.
Hmm. Practice! I'm coming!
[swoosh]
Isn't the world
great?
Isn't
life great?
Isn't everything
just great?
I just want to hug
the whole wide world!
♪ Hug a chair ♪
♪ Hug a friend ♪
♪ Hug Victor ♪
♪ Hug Victor, again ♪
♪ Hug a moose ♪
♪ Or maybe not ♪
♪ Hug the camera
with all you got ♪
♪ Hug the sky ♪
♪ Hug the moon ♪
♪ Hug a big,
red balloon ♪
[laughs]
♪ Hug a pillow,
just for practice ♪
♪ Hug a plant,
lets hug a cactus ♪
Ahhh!
I hurt everywhere
but my heart.
♪ Hug the world,
everyone ♪
♪ Hug the world ♪
♪ If you hear
me sing ♪
♪ I'm hugging everything
in the whole wide world ♪
♪ Hug somebody,
big or itty bitty ♪
♪ Now lets hug,
a little kitty ♪
Not a kitty!
[sprays]
♪ Hug yourself because
hugs are free ♪
♪ Hey, let's hug
Colin Mochrie ♪
♪ Hi there,
I'm Colin Mochrie ♪
♪ Guest starring on Kids
 with my friend Gary ♪
♪ Not quite sure why
he chose me ♪
♪ Guess cause it rhymes
with the Cee Bee Cee-heeeeeeee ♪
Also, Mansbridge,
rhymes with nothing.
♪ Hug the world,
everyone ♪
♪ Hug the world ♪
♪ If you hear us sing
we're hugging everything ♪
♪ In the whole
wide world ♪
♪ Hug the world,
everyone ♪
♪ Hug the world ♪
♪ If you hear us sing
we're hugging everything ♪
♪ In the whole
wide world ♪
♪ Hug the world ♪
Ahhhh.
Cottonball: It's time for
 Rock N' Roll Rhymes!
With my special guest,
come on in.
Hey,
Cottonball.
Hey,
everyone.
Oh.
What's
wrong?
Well Victor,
we were supposed
to dress up
like the greatest
rock star
of all-time.
That's
right.
Bookaboo.
Book...
Book...
I'm sorry,
Cottonball.
I should've
known.
I should've
known.
Well that's okay, Victor.
You still look great.
Thank you.
Yeah,
I like the beard.
Thanks.
So how do you
want to sing today?
Well I was
thinking modern...
..laid back.
Cool, chill.
Yeah,
laid back and cool.
Let's
do it.
Cool, let's
get started.
[laughs]
Yeah.
♪ ♪
Studio K, put your hands up
one time if you're feeling me.
♪ [hip hop beat]
E!
Yeah.
♪ A - E - I - O - U ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
had a wall ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
had a wall ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
took a fall ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
took a fall ♪
♪ All of the horses
and the men ♪
♪ All of
the horses ♪
♪ Couldn't put Humpty
together again ♪
Okay.
♪ Humpty Dumpty
had a ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty sat
on a wall ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall ♪
♪ All the King's horses
and all the King's men ♪
♪ Couldn't put Humpty
together again ♪
♪ Nah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty, what? ♪
Ahhh!
That was
so great.
That was
amazing.
Your dance
moves are awesome.
Thank you,
thank you.
You know, I was thinking,
Humpty Dumpty,
he should have started
from the bottom.
Would have
been safer.
Mmmmhmm.
Safety
first.
[sighs]
Okay, then. Rock and roll
rhymes... check!
Hug the world...
check-ity-do-da.
Oh, hey Makeup Monster.
How's that grand finale
coming along?
It's going to be the best
part of the sho-o-o-o-ow!
Oh I don't think I can
make the finale grand.
Maybe I just stay
in makeup room
where I know how
to do things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, no,
no, no.
Nonsense. No, you just
need to have the right
attitude about it,
Makeup Monster.
Did someone say, "Positive,
can-do, go-getter, attitude"?
Um...some of that. Yes.
Yeah, but you know what?
Cottonball's right.
That is the attitude
you need to succeed.
Tell them, Cottonball.
Oh, well.
I'd rather sing it.
 All right.
♪ [light]
♪ Attitude ♪
♪ I'm talking about... ♪
♪ Attitude ♪
♪ There's nothing
you can't do ♪
♪ Oh, with a positive
attitude -- yeah ♪
♪ It's a pant suited
confidence for your brain ♪
♪ A sparkly umbrella in
the pouring rain ♪
♪ Attitude ♪
♪ We're talking about attitude ♪
♪ Shoop-shoop-shoop-oo ♪
♪ Oh yeah, you know what
you have to do ♪
♪ You've just got to
believe in you ♪
♪ Cause that's the key to a
positive attitude ♪
♪ Shoop-shoop-shoop-oo ♪
♪ Attitu-u-u-u-- ♪
♪ Yea-a-a-ah ♪
♪ --dah ♪
Yep.
Oh.
Attitude sounds like
it takes a long time.
Well, keep practicing!
I'll be in my dressing room
if you need me.
Hm. Ha. You know,
her can-do attitude
just makes me feel
so patriotic.
Oh! Ah-- speaking of which,
I can't be late.
Got to go. Good luck.
You can do it!
Okay. I'll stay here!
And worry...
But worry with good attitude!
[sighs]
[gasps]
♪ [upbeat]
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Canada, what
a place ♪
♪ Don't need to look too far
to find a friendly face ♪
♪ From our peaceful woods
to the hustle downtown ♪
♪ So many great things here,
look around ♪
♪ We're making maple syrup ♪
♪ We love it
We love it ♪
♪ The best
hockey spirit ♪
♪ Come on
you gotta love it ♪
♪ Swim with
a beaver ♪
♪ Or fly with
the goose ♪
♪ You can have lunch
with a Canadian moose ♪
[laughs]
All right,
what are we having?
♪ Canada, Canada,
what a country, we love you ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
we love to call you home so much
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ La-la-la-la ♪
♪ ♪
♪ The bigger the country,
the nicer the folks ♪
♪ The colder the winters,
the better the jokes ♪
Like it was so cold
I nearly froze my buns.
♪ Do we have
fun here? ♪
♪ Yeah we
have tons ♪
♪ Cheesy poutine ♪
♪ We love it
We love it ♪
♪ The great
maple leaf ♪
♪ Come on you
gotta love it ♪
♪ We're proud, diverse
we're always getting better ♪
♪ To you, Canada,
we write this love letter ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
what a country, we love you ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
we love to call you home so much
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Canada, Canada,
Oh Canada-ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ [hip hop]
Yo, this is Lunchbox
Rap Battles, y'all!
It's about to go down.
We got taco,
doughnut,
and ice cream!
Yo, check it, I'll go first.
Uh!
♪ I'm crunchy and soft
♪ I'm hip and I'm hop
I'm the coolest little taco and
my best friend is the nacho ♪
♪ I've got flavours, no haters
and I'm always
on my best behaviour ♪
♪ D-d-d-doughnut ♪
♪ "Doughnut" underestimate me
♪ You wanna have a treat
♪ Then you're gonna have to wait
and see what I am all about ♪
♪ Bet you don't really know
♪ I come in all shapes and sizes
and I go with the flow ♪
♪ My name's ice cream
and I drip, drip, drop ♪
♪ Got flavour!
That never, ever stops ♪
♪ Strawberry, chocolate,
caramel twist
♪ Leave me out in the sun
and I'll drip down your wrist ♪
 Woo! 
♪ Taco? Doughnut?
Ain't no topping me
♪ I got chocolate syrup, cherry,
waffle cone is free ♪
♪ I scream! I-I-I scream ♪
Ha ha!
♪ You scream ♪
♪ I scream ♪
♪ Doughnut ♪
♪ It's a taco! ♪
♪ Doughnut ♪
♪ The taco ♪
♪ d-d-d-d-d-d
d-d-d-doughnut ♪
♪ more like t-t-t-taco ♪
Ha ha! Yeah!
V for veggie!
♪ ♪
Lunchbox Rap
Battle 2017, y'all!
What's in your lunchbox?
Yeah!
♪ ♪
♪ [ends]
♪ [rock]
Okay, are we all ready?
Huh?
 They changed the face of
 lunch-based rap music, forever.
I think one thing the fans
really connect to,
is just the content
of our music.
Everybody loves food.
 This is their moment.
D-d-d-d-Doughnut.
It took me six
months in Peru
to learn that from
my vocal coach, Linus.
 This is their music.
Uh-- hey, guys. Can we --
can we turn it up to 11?
Yeah, 11 scoops.
 This is their meal.
 One. Two. Three.
[together]
Lunchbox!
Let's do this!
Cool.
We've worked our whole
lives for this.
Woo!
All right.
Let's go!
Okay.
He's had a lot of sugar.
 This is Lunchbox Rap Battles.
 Out of the lunchbox,
 look for them
 in your lunchbox today!
♪ [music stops]
♪ [theme]
Ta-da!
Finale!
[sighs]
No, no, no, no.
Ta-da! Finale!
Ooh! Oh.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
[gasps]
Wow!
That's a really cool hat,
Makeup Monster!
That's very jazzy
and pizzazzy!
Hey! Are you guys talking
about the grand finale?
Oh...more like,
bland finale.
[sighs]
What-- well you know what?
We can help with that,
can't we, Janaye?
[gasps]
Yeah!
First, we need some
mood lighting.
[snaps]
[drum beat]
Ooh!
Wha--wha--what?
Colour's not grand?
Uh, and then...
we dance!
Actually, Gary...
we tap.
[gasp]
♪ [upbeat]
[feet tapping]
♪ ♪
[feet tapping]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
[feet tapping]
♪ ♪
♪ [music ends]
Whoa!
Oh, I like it.
But we monsters are not
snappy, or tappy!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, you know what
Makeup Monster?
Just keep practicing,
and --
you'll know what to do
at the end!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah! You know what,
you just have to be patient and
wait. Just like this.
Or like this!
Or maybe like this?
Mhm?
Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
Oh you know what?
Speaking of patience,
I know a song about that.
[gasps]
Come on, Gary! Let's go!
Yeah!
Good luck,
Makeup Monster!
Patience?
I don't have time
for patience!
[sighs]
♪ [soulful]
You know, sometimes you don't
get what you want right away.
And then you have to wait.
And wait some more.
And wait some more
after that.
♪ You felt that feeling ♪
♪ While you wait for a friend ♪
♪ While the cookies are baking ♪
♪ When the car ride won't end ♪
Are we there, yet?
Eh.
♪ It's that waiting feeling
you try hard to learn ♪
♪ That patient feeling while
you wait for your turn ♪
♪ I will wait 'til you're
done on the swing ♪
♪ I will wait 'til it's my
chance to si-i-i-ng ♪
But you are singing.
♪ You'll just have
to wait patiently ♪
♪ Be patient anywhere ♪
♪ We can wait right here ♪
♪ We can wait for your birthday,
if it takes all year ♪
I've got time for you.
♪ We can wait for the school
bus, or the rain to cease ♪
♪ I'll just wait for
my turn here ♪
♪ Your patience's increased ♪
♪ I will wait 'til we're
done with the song ♪
♪ I will wait ♪
♪ I know it can't be long ♪
♪ You'll just have to wait ♪
♪ I will wait ♪
I'm the patience king!
♪ I will wait ♪
♪ Hey, it's your turn to sing ♪
♪ You just have
to wait patiently ♪
[whispers]
Patiently.
Oh. I thought this grand
finale would be a snap.
I still cannot do!
[crosstalk]
Keep going! And--
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Stop!
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, these props are going to be
great for the grand finale!
Whatever it is...
Yeah, and you know what?
Whatever Makeup Monster does,
is going to be monsterific!
Yeah!
Mm! Yeah.
Speaking of Makeup Monster,
where did--
Oh, Makeup Monster is not here!
Please, someone else
do grand finale.
Leave message at
sound of-- beep!
Oh, um...Hey,
Makeup Monster!
It's Tony!
Tony, from Studio K.
Yeah, we were just
wondering where you were,
because like,
right now its--
T-- Tony...he's actually--
he's right here.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I guess I'll
hang up now.
Hey! Oh, yeah. Wow.
Sweet! Well, we're so excited
for your grand finale.
What is it?
Well, uh...
♪ [dramatic, piano]
I have to be honest with you.
I tried to dance.
I-- I try having
good attitude, but...
[sighs]
Well...
♪ I can't snap,
and I do not dance ♪
♪ The grand finale has come
along so-o-o fast ♪
♪ All I have is this
song to sing ♪
♪ But it's not so grand or big ♪
♪ The best I can do
is a song for you ♪
Ooh! A song?
That's so grand.
[together]
Can we sing too?
Oh, I'd love to!
Really?
Very professional
vocals.
♪ We'll sing together ♪
♪ Cause we're so proud of you ♪
♪ We'll sing out loud and true ♪
♪ Together, it's our song ♪
♪ Our Makeup Monster sings
with best friends ♪
♪ Our voices blend for this
great big grand finale ♪
♪ The e-e-e-e-end ♪
[gasps]
[laughs]
Oh! That was perfect!
Yeah, and-- my heart
is so smiley!
Oh! Oh, you know
what I think?
I think we should have grand
finale of beginning.
Then, another grand finale!
And then, a grand-grand finale.
Yeah!
We could do that.
Uh-- actually,
it-- it's time to go.
Oh, yeah. That's right!
It's time to go-o-o-o!
[all together]
It's time to go!
No, no, no, no, no!
Everybody please
stop singing!
[record stops]
It's beautiful and I love
you all, but we--we--we--
it's time to go and we
already have a song for that.
[crosstalk]
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
♪ [dreamy]
♪ yeah ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ when something's
starting out ♪
♪ we'll often say hello ♪
♪ and when we're in
the middle of something ♪
♪ we might say
that's fun ♪
♪ but when something's almost
over and it's winding down ♪
♪ we'll look at each other
and we might say ♪
♪ goodbye ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ goodbye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
♪ there are lots of other ways
you can say goodbye ♪
♪ Like alavia, adieu,
 adeus, or bless! ♪
 ♪ wadaeann, au revoir,
 do pobachennya, or adjö ♪
♪ annyeong, farvel ♪
♪ All of them
mean goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Bye bye
bye bye ♪
♪ Goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
See you later.
♪ Goodbye ♪
Catch you next time.
♪ Goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
Goodbye.
♪ [music stops]
But it's 
 shoop-shoop-shadoop?
Yeah. Ther-- there's
two shoops and a doop.
Two shoops and a doop.
 Shoop-shoop... oh no,
there's three sh--
 I thought it was two sheep--
Three shoops.
 Three shoops.
Boop-boop-sha-beep!
Oh, hey!
[laughs]
No.
I don't think
that's right, either.
No, no. That's a sha-don't!
[laughing]
Nice. Nice.
So-- so wait,
it's four shoops and--
So-- so we're going
to the left first.
Left.
And then right?
Left, right, left, right--
I thought we were saying
 sheep-shoop-shadeep?
No...it's shoop-shoop-shadoop!
 All right.
So it's three shadoops 
and one shadeep?
 Shoop-shoop-shadeep.
Yes. Yeah, you got it!
You got it. Ready?
Easy!
Ready? And.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Three, two, one, go!
 Shoop-shoop!
 Shoop-- Oh, I went--
Sorry. Okay, okay.
Let's do it again.
Okay, so that way? Okay.
Yes, to the-- to the left.
Okay.
Left first.
Yes.
Okay, all right.
All right.
Three, two, one, go!
 Shoop-shoop!
 Oh! 
There's no punch.
Why? What are you throwing?
[together]
No, no. We're not
throwing anything.
It's just...hands!
We're shooping. It's a shoop.
It's a power move!
[crosstalk]
You know what?
I like the shoops,
 -- too much glitter?
There's never enough glitter!
but it seems more
like a swoop?
A swoop.
 A swooper! A Shoop-swoop!
 There we go!
 A shoop-swoop?
 Swoop!
