So Senator Sanders
you're gonna run for President
I am going to run for President that's correct
What's going to be different this time?
We're gonna win..
Are you ...
Are you feeling the Bern?
Yesterday, Vermont senator and DSA Top Boy
Bernie Sanders announced that he is officially
running for President in the 2020 primaries
Which means that now, legally,
you have to drink a shot every time
Trump tweets the word ‘Venezuela’
With 10 US politicians having announced
their intention to run as the Democrat nominee
a few more in the exploratory committee stage
and about a million of them ‘rumoured’
to throw their hat in the ring
you might be wondering what is so special
about an old fuzzy haired
white dude who looks like Larry David
Since losing the 2016 nomination
to Hillary Clinton in what was widely considered
a DNC stitch-up
Bernie Sanders has done more than anyone to normalise
leftwing politics in a country
where letting sick people die in the street
is considered a protection of freedom
and the continuing existense of Guantanamo Bay
is A.O.K
Look at it this way
In 2008 not a one Democrat candidate 
endorsed single payer healthcare
18 months ago, Bernie Sanders’ Medicare for All bill
was co-sponsored by several other presidential candidates
including Cory Brooker, Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren
Along with New York congresswoman
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Bernie Sanders has been
instrumental in popularizing the idea of a Green New Deal
a federally funded intervention into
decarbonising the economy
and creating millions of new jobs
through a public works programme.
Sanders backs free college tuition
and breaking up the biggest Wall Street banks
and what’s more, he seems to have
sharpened his anti-racist critique
of the criminal justice system since his
public excoriation by Black Lives Matter
4 years ago
Since 2018 he’s been advocating legilsation
to end cash bail
to legalise weed and to make it a statutory obligation
for deaths in police custody to be federally investigated
Famously, Sanders polled very well
in the same rust-belt states that Clinton flopped in 2016
In response, Trump has ratcheted up his red scare rhetoric
and I for one am very much looking forward to the collective
soiling of pants thats to come in the GOP 
So lads, tag an American:  socialism is trending!
