- [Announcer] From Choctaw
Resort in Durant, Oklahoma.
This is Poker Night in America.
(brass band music)
- Oh hello.
- Hey, how are you?
I'm Chris Hanson.
- And of course,
I'm Joe Stapleton.
- This is our show.
It's called Too Much Poker!
- Where each week we
prank the audience
with entirely too much poker.
- It's great.
Today's guests are many of
the same guests as last time
because we shot it all at
once, and this is a TV show.
- Guest include Jim Carroll,
the comic slash star of
many of my nightmares.
- And aspiring yogi Alec Torelli
as well as aspiring
normal person Gavin Smith.
- We also have two
newcomers to the table.
He's 14 going on 40, Kyle Bowker
and adult female with a very
much real name, Denise Good.
- Ah, whaddaya say we watch
some poker, ya little bleeps?
Back at it for day number
three here at Choctaw,
couple of new
players joining us,
Kyle Bowker takes the six seat,
and Denise Good sits
in seat number seven.
- Look at Kyle Bowker
buying in for 25K,
trying to get some of
that Abdyl Konjuhi money
before he heads back to Alaska.
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Ace, Queen for Matt
Russell, calls the straddle.
A raise from Kyle
Bowker with Queen, four.
- I have to come
after my own money.
- I may have to object
to my free straddle soon.
- It's a tiger bowl?
- Yeah, if I were to object
to free money though,
Alec Torelli would probably
be really disappointed in me.
- I'd be disappointed in anybody
that objected to free
money, right Frank?
- He would be more
disappointed in you.
- That would be a disappointing
- Even though this
is gonna expose me.
- That would be a disappointing
thing to object to, I think.
- What if the free money
comes from illicit profits,
would you then feel bad about
taking it or turning it down?
- Well it wouldn't
be free, then.
- I'm just saying,
it's hypothetical.
- So Russell flops huge here,
Bowker continuing anyway,
and I gotta give him credit.
Dude varies up his C bets.
He bets small, he bets big.
It doesn't matter,
sometimes he's got it,
sometimes he doesn't.
Way to keep 'em guessing.
- I have somethin'.
I have a good hand.
I really had a good hand.
I almost did it.
- [Chris] But I think when
he gets gumped twice though,
he's gonna shut it down, Mike!
Shut it down!
You think we could start
a new segment called
What's the guy on
the rail thinking?
You wanna start that or not?
And can we turn
that into a thing?
- [Joe] I'm down.
- [Chris] Alright,
here comes the river.
It's a seven of diamonds.
The guy on the rail is
thinkin' that he cannot believe
the price of bitcoin right now.
- [Joe] I'll betcha the
guy on the rail is thinking
right now, yeah, I got a bum
deal on these shoes from eBay.
- [Chris] He's leaving
negative buyer feedback.
- [Joe] Alright, Matt
Russell bets $800.
- [Kyle] All in.
- [Joe] What a great little
blocker bet from Russell,
induces Kyle to stick it
all in, get snapped off.
(laughter)
- It cost you a lot to
go after your hundo.
- [Joe] You gotta give him
somethin' for the helm of it.
- [Chris] Golly.
(poker chips clacking)
- You definitely get something
if you lose all your money,
but I think I'd still
rather have the chips.
- [Carroll] Did you lose
all your money to me?
I'm givin' you the whole bucket.
You can do whatever you want.
- [Kyle] Call it even.
- [Carroll] Yeah, you could
just take, everything left
over there, you got it, too.
- [Kyle] I gotta buy a new
suitcase to take all this home.
- [Carroll] You can be the
prop man from here on out.
- [Kyle] Yeah, that's the
only thing I can afford.
- [Joe] And it's good.
- [Chris] Better than Ezra.
- [Joe] That's right.
I mean, this hand's probably
not better than
Ezra, but I mean.
- [Chris] Flop is
seven, nine, ace.
Set of sevens for Jim Carroll.
What a flop!
We got a straight draw, we got
bottoms set, we got top top.
This is gonna be one
intense three way.
- Kyle would like somethin'.
- [Chris] $400 is
the bet from Carroll.
Konjuhi calls.
- [Gavin] And make
sure he tips you big,
'cause he may not have any
money by the end of the game.
- [Chris] And good calls, seems
still pretty friendly
up to this point.
Here comes the turn.
- [Joe] Doesn't really
change much at all.
- Check.
- [Joe] Carroll's gonna
keep betting bottom set.
I like it.
Should get two more calls.
- I'm all in.
- [Joe] Oh no.
- I'm all in.
- [Joe] Well that's probably
gonna chase out Abdyl.
- She did cost you money because
you would have
got a lot from me.
- I think you lowered
your cholesterol.
- [Chris] He folds, so
Good's gonna be looking for a
six or a jack on the river.
- Yeah, I mean, he had me.
- Yeah yeah.
- Both of them, probably,
with a queen ace queen.
- [Chris] She doesn't get it.
Jim Carroll rips up
- I got nothin'.
- An $11,000 dollar pot.
- Can I rebuy?
- [Joe] Yes, you can rebuy!
- [Announcer] Fantasy
sports just got
- Welcome back to
Poker Night in America.
This is our final night,
here at Choctaw Resort.
Well, at least for now.
We're here all the time.
- Yeah, maybe he comes back.
- Maybe he shows up in time.
- Just in time.
- [Abdyl] No, I mean, you're
ruining the party, dude.
- I brought the party!
What are you talking about?
- [Chris] We're folded around
to Alec Torelli on the button.
Six eight, short handed
on the button, of course.
- [Joe] I mean, it's
not of course for me,
but for Alec it is.
- [Chris] For sure.
- [Carroll] So Gavin,
when are you comin?
- To what?
- To boot camp.
- [Gavin] The dating one?
- Doesn't he have to be married?
Oh, you're married?
- [Joe] Ha, that
face said a lot!
- I'm not.
I have no desire
to say anything.
- [Carroll] Not gonna work, huh?
- Nah, we don't even talk.
- [Carroll] I'm sorry.
- [Joe] Seven, ten,
ace to the flop.
- I'm okay with it.
I've come to peace.
- [Chris] First you come to
pieces, then you come to peace.
They're homonyms.
- I need your, give
me your phone number.
- [Joe] Aha, so Bowker
donk leaded this,
and I really wasn't
sure what he was up to,
but now Alec just raised the
hand that has almost no shot
of winning, so whatever
Kyle is up to, it's working.
- [Carroll] No, you
can be the bad guy,
you can be the poker player.
I'm a poker player.
Okay, first one off the show.
- You know that over 50% of
poker marriages
end in shot pots.
- [Carroll] That's more
than being a police officer.
- [Chris] Four on the turn.
- [Carroll] Poker makes
relationships very difficult.
- [Gavin] Well, it'
doesn't so much now
that I don't travel that much,
but it did when we
were traveling a lot.
For Alec, it's okay, 'cause
they travel together.
- Yep.
- [Joe] He's semi-blurfing it.
- [Carroll] Just dial it.
- [Gavin] Okay.
- [Carroll] Then we'll
both have each other's.
Okay, do not be callin' me at
three o'clock in the morning
for singles dating help.
- [Gavin] You know, I'm
not up at three o'clock
in the morning very
often, I'll say that.
- [Joe] Wow.
- [Chris] The river
gives Bowker aces up,
but it gives Torelli
the straight.
- [Gavin] If I'm up three
o'clock in the morning,
I'm probably stuck
in a poker game.
- [Carroll] Yeah.
- [Gavin] And I'm not callin'
you for poker advice, so.
(laughter)
- [Carroll] Man, you're
hurting my feelings.
- [Gavin] Told ya I
was gonna make you cry.
(poker chips clacking)
- [Joe] What a fold.
Who improves on the
river and then folds?
That's telekinesis, Kyle.
- [Carroll] I'll bet I
can play this one blind
against Abdyl, come
on, bring it in.
- Was that a double straddle?
- [Carroll] Double straddle.
Oh yeah, I left 400 and
you would've folded out.
You tricked me.
- I think we're on
the half hour now.
Are we not?
- Three minutes.
- Is this the first hand?
Is that what you're saying?
Oh, tip pot!
- [Joe] Oh, Torelli, wasting
no time raising under the gun.
Gavin folding out of turn.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
So, Chris, we got
three minutes there.
Could we have
another mic though,
'cause she took
her mic with her.
- [Chris] We'll find one.
- Okay.
- [Chris] Konjuhi folds.
Russell folds.
Over to Kyle Bowker.
- Odin messaged
like five minutes.
- [Gavin] I just talked to her.
- Okay.
- [Gavin] She's ready to go.
- [Joe] That is a free
bet with ace, six.
- Hey, Gavin, $50
goes to the tip girl.
- Do you know how much roughly?
- [Gavin] I have a 20.
- Can I settle a 20?
- So you have 25 to start right?
- No, a 20 to start,
'cause this is ten,
11, 12, 13, yeah 20 to start.
17 in change more.
- Two tip pots.
- Right?
So it's
- [Carroll] Heads up.
- We started with 20, right?
- Yeah, but hold on hold on,
so two, four, six, eight, ten,
11, 12, 13.
- [Chris] Top pair for Bowker's
second pair for Torelli.
- 13,500 plus five.
Yeah, so I basically
started with 20 or whatever.
- 20 and change.
- [Joe] Very deliberate to tell
everyone how big his stack is.
- [Gavin] Just made it
under the wire, Denise.
- [Denise] I'm on it!
- [Gavin] You made
it under the wire.
- [Denise] Are they
gonna kick me out?
- [Gavin] Two more
minutes you had.
- [Denise] I'll be right back.
- [Gavin] Not now, Denise!
- [Joe] You only have two!
The first person in the history
of Poker Night in
America that ever got
to leave their seat
for a half an hour.
- [Denise] It was a half hour?
- [Chris] THat's not true.
I don't think Phil has been
in his seat for a
half hour total.
- [Denise] Alright, sorry.
- Yeah?
- [Gavin] We timed it.
- [Denise] You want a hug?
- [Gavin] Yeah.
- [Denise] From me?
- [Gavin] Okay, you got it.
- [Joe] This seems
inappropriate at best.
- [Chris] Wait wait
wait wait wait.
- [Denise] Aw, thank you.
- [Gavin] Okay.
- [Denise] Oh I was
giving you were receiving,
you should be thanking me.
- [Joe] Oh jeez, okay anyway.
- [Chris] Awkward moments
on Poker Night.
- How about that weather?
- [Joe] So what's
the arena like?
How many people do you
think it can seat in there?
- [Gavin] Is your
afternoon improving,
in the afternoon games?
- [Chris] $4300.
- [Joe] And Torelli
knows that when Bowker
checks the turn, a
lot of the time it's
'cause he's gonna have a
hand with showdown value.
So he knows he can bet
here and get called.
A lot of the time.
- [Denise] Money from the room.
I don't work if I
can get away with it.
I do nothing in my spot.
- [Carroll] We have
a pot breaking out.
(poker chips clacking)
- [Chris] Bowker's top
pair still no good.
- I hate when you want
to play in a tournament
for $2500 and your ATM machine
will only give you $2000.
And you have to call
the bank up, you know?
It's like, okay, I've got
lots and lots of money
in my account, and you'll
only give me $2000.
- [Gavin] Why you gotta brag?
- [Carroll] Hm?
- [Gavin] Why you gotta brag?
- [Denise] I don't know why.
- [Gavin] Lots of
money in my account.
Why you gotta brag?
- [Carroll] Well lots of
money, more than $2000.
- [Denise] I don't know
my code for my ATM.
- [Carroll] You gonna
start being a baby again?
- [Gavin] I got two of 'em!
Gosh, I'm getting
overloaded here.
- [Denise] I know.
- [Gavin] No, no,
here comes more props.
How do you feel about
handing out props
when you're not in the hand?
- [Joe] I think yeah, maybe you
should let the
action take place.
- [Chris] Alex all in.
- [Carroll] I'd look
at that for you,
like a middle poker game.
- [Gavin] I understand.
- [Carroll] I'm not very good.
- Call.
- [Chris] Wow!
- [Joe] Wow.
- [Chris] Rough spot
for Kyle Bowker.
He manages to fold
aces up correctly
the first time Alec
Torelli rivered him,
but in their second
huge confrontation,
Kyle incorrectly defends
top pair to the river.
- I suspect these two will
go at it more when we return.
- Welcome back to
Poker Night in America,
with Joe Stapleton.
I'm Chris Hanson, let's
get back to the poker.
- [Gavin] Don't say it
was Dan Tella and me
- [Bowker] Oh no, it
was Dan Tella and Lance?
- [Gavin] It was all of
us trying to bet him,
but it was him that was
just going on and on.
- [Bowker] He was
really convinced though.
- I don't know.
I don't think so.
- I think if three people
didn't say something,
he makes that bet.
He was gonna bet you,
but then everybody
else wanted to get
a thousand on it.
- [Chris] So we had a straddle
this hand from Denise Good.
Jim Carroll limped
with queen four suited.
And Konjuhi with ace king.
Gavin Smith just
calls a pocket jacks.
- Well if everybody
else gonna do it.
My mom used to say, if
everybody else gonna
jump off a bridge,
you gonna do it too?
- [Gavin] And you did.
- Nope, first one off.
(Denise giggles)
- Depends who's jumping first.
- [Gavin] What are you
going to give Felicia?
Guys, be nice.
- [Bowker] This goes to
the tip girl, here we go.
(chips clacking)
- [Chris] Flop is
ten, seven, five.
- [Gavin] We need
$50 for Felicia.
- [Chris] Jacks are still ahead.
- [Gavin] Felicia, come
on over and get your tip.
- [Bowker] She's
trying to count, Gavin!
- Check.
- [Carroll] Check.
- [Denise] Thank you ma'am.
We just did a flop.
- [Carroll] We worked it
out for ya, in a weird way.
- [Denise] You're welcome.
It's from everybody.
- [Chris] Konjuhi bets $975.
- [Joe] And I'm
one of those people
that's really bad
at playing jacks,
so I'd be really
tempted to raise here.
Looks like Gavin
is just calling.
- [Carroll] This is
why I don't like poker.
I lose.
- You can't say that when
you're up like $15,000.
- [Carroll] I know,
but I lost $18,000
like right off the
bat, and then I
- [Bowker] That's true.
- Built myself back up.
- [Bowker] Yeah,
you did, you earned
a few rewards and then you.
- [Chris] Another five on
the turn and another club.
- [Carroll] Another stupid
call, that was stupid.
- [Bowker] Oh against, oh yeah.
- [Carroll] That's
a $12,000 stupidity.
- [Joe] Gavin not
letting Konjuhi
see a river card for cheap.
And it looks like he
is cooking up a raise.
And we've seen Gavin.
Almost no bad spots whatsoever
the entire time we've
been here at Choctaw.
- That's what happens when
you have a double straddle.
The game gets big.
- Yeah.
- And then it gets quiet, right?
I mean, it's real poker now.
- [Carroll] And the
producers go, come on, guys!
(groaning)
- [Gavin] Oh no.
(Denise giggles)
- [Chris] So so cold.
- [Joe] That's a
5K chip, and Gavin
probably is priced
in at this point.
- I don't really think
that changes much,
unless he has ace ten.
- [Joe] It's just pretty
brutal when you see a guy
playing super tight all day,
not getting out of line,
playing jacks by the book.
- I'm gonna call with the
intention of calling again.
- [Joe] And then just
gets mugged on the river.
These two are flying
back to Alaska together.
It's gonna be a long plane ride.
- [Chris] Yeah, excuse me,
I'll have the aisle seat.
- I call.
Oh my god, are you
bleeping kidding me?
- [Joe] That is
really frustrating.
- Had to bluff you.
- [Gavin] Wow.
Unbelievable.
(Happy Birthday ringtone)
- [Joe] And the happy birthday
needle from Jim Carroll.
- [Carroll] That's yours, man.
You earned that.
- [Bowker] I just like
literally zoned out for him.
- You're kind of catching
up with the tips, too.
You've paid a few.
- I think I am in
the lead right now.
Paid like three
- [Joe] Straddle's on.
Gavin calling.
- Three.
- Three, oh, we're tied.
- [Gavin] You didn't pay none.
- [Carroll] I think I paid one.
- [Denise] Paid one of what
- [Chris] Bowker made it $400.
- [Denise] I paid one.
- [Chris] King deuce,
Carroll's in with his queen.
- [Denise] I paid the dealer,
and I paid the cocktail chick.
- [Joe] Alec Torelli,
definitely not folding.
- [Chris] Does he get cute?
Or does he just call?
He is calling.
- [Torelli] Oh my God.
Gavin Smith just put
them all in the middle.
There you go.
Pocket fours.
- [Carroll] $2675?
- [Gavin] Mhm.
- Pick a hand.
(Gavin sighs)
- [Denise] Oh good lord.
- [Carroll] I call.
- [Gavin] Do you
wanna play a game?
- It's like I lit $300
on fire that hand.
I fold.
- [Bowker] I'm just
happy we got $400.
- [Gavin] I'm just
hopin' I win the race.
- [Bowker] I'm just happy
I got $400 for my house.
- [Carroll] Oh you got a pair?
- [Bowker] I just
didn't look left.
If I did, I obviously
would've folded.
- [Gavin] I knew when
Jim called he was all in.
- [Bowker] Yeah, I would've
- [Gavin] You should've played
both hands, by the way.
- [Denise] Wow.
- Full house.
- [Bowker] That's
a great flop there.
- [Carroll] That you got.
- [Bowker] Yeah.
That's better.
I think you got it, buddy.
Eight.
- [Gavin] Good game, guys.
- [Chris] Well that's
it, the show's over.
Alright, shut it down.
Take down the lights, turn off
the cameras, let's go home.
Gavin's out of here.
Wrap it up.
He's done, we're done.
- [Carroll] Good
playing ya, Gavin.
- [Gavin] You too, Jim.
- [Chris] Alright, well
all the straddles are on.
Must be almost toward
the end of the night.
- [Carroll] What?
Okay.
- [Bowker] You gotta bite it
when everybody's straddled.
- [Carroll] I
know, that's weird.
- [Gavin] That is a good spot,
'cause not only are you not
very invested,
but you don't feel
the need to call
with any two cards.
(poker chips clacking)
- [Joe] Kyle Bowker's
just never gonna
let you get away
with it for cheap.
- [Chris] Matt's
gonna see a flop.
- [Gavin] Everybody has
a good see a flop hand.
Game's getting good.
There's $3600 in there already.
- [Joe] There is $3600
in the middle pre-flop.
(group exclaims)
- [Chris] Oh wow!
- [Joe] Hey!
I mean, get out!
- [Chris] End of
the night gambling
is turning out good for good.
- [Joe] Good for you?
Good for you.
- [Chris] $1100 the
bet from Kyle Bowker.
(poker chips clacking)
- [Joe] Just don't know, unless
someone loses their mind,
how Denise could makes any
more money in this hand.
- [Denise] Where'd you go?
You can't see all my cards.
- Right?
- [Denise] Turn
card's very important.
- Check.
- [Carroll] Did you get
Gavin's mic by chance?
- I'd get him.
Somebody'll get him.
- Sitting in the space
that has no chair.
- Anyway.
- [Chris] Good bets $2100.
- I'm gonna call, sorry.
- [Joe] Wow!
- [Chris] Sloppy call.
- [Joe] Hokay, not even a draw.
It's like you're setting
up a move for the river.
We shall find out.
The river is a five.
And she just puts it all in,
say okay fine.
- Do you ever bluff?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
Not this time, huh?
- [Bowker] IF you show a
bluff, you get an award.
- [Torelli] Yeah.
- [Bowker] I dunno
if you want to show.
- [Denise] No, I don't think so.
- [Torelli] I don't
wanna make you show.
- Welcome back to
Poker Night in America,
in Durant, Oklahoma
at Choctaw Resort.
- Before we go to
the chip counts,
I just wanted to
remind everybody
that today's national
poker awareness day.
- Oh, that's right.
So how do we celebrate?
- Chris, you've already
done your part and more.
- [Chris] Well it's a
tale of two different days
for Kyle Bowker at Choctaw.
Day number one, crushing it.
Day number three, getting
crushed for Bowker down $12,500.
That loss, 12K, yowch.
Oho, big surprise, Alec Torelli,
seemingly always winning
on Poker Night in America,
and seemingly always
the winningest winner.
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