top'o the mornin to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back of course to
Dad Of Boy™ , so we just did the trial in here to get the black rune something happened with Trey Trey's arms
which i just remembered now after that happened that he has a bunch of tattoos all over him so
Maybe he's the secret key maybe he's the room
or something like that or maybe he's connected to all of this more than we actually think he is which would make sense because he
Obviously has a lot more to him than meets the eye
and we're gonna find that out towards the end
Right, now i have no idea what that is all i know right now is that he is Boy™
its ye boi back at it again with some more nordic words
I too stab at sand randomly and magic happens
in my mind
Sing it to me sing it to me
Sit
aww, poor head *laughs*
*gasps* are you gonna have a Father-Son drink
the island of Lemnos in the air the place of my birth
Lem...nos
To a journeys end
oh he's actually having a Father-Son drink
really
*sniffs dat ting*
Smells like rotten eggs
is it still good
possibly
*laughs*
mmmm, yum
aww yeah Daddy getting his drank
*laughs*
aaaah
aaaah
oh my God that's adorable
it's the most normal either of you have been yet
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Like he's a robot trying to imitate human emotion
Father
why did you leave your home and come here
does it have to do with the other Gods there
it's just
You hate the Gods so much
but Tyr proves that gods can be good
and you're good
you only killed those deserving right
(oh God the terrible flashbacks)
(how could I have killed so many innocent pots killed)
yes...
ah
But who's worthy enough to judge
quiet head, we are, we know better
Huh!
sounding more like your Da by the moment
ready player one?
Yeet, I am ready
come
yeah...
i think i'm gonna like being a God
sounding a little douchey there BOY
ehhh That's what that was all along?
we do what we want and now we're gonna go see the giants
aye
Having learned that travel rune to Jotunheimen we can now head back to the gateway on top of the peak and put that magic
chisel to good use
nobody's getting in our way this time come on
okay i'm coming i'm coming but first there is a
since we were gonna do
Ghoulvigs bones
aww i also have to go to Fafnir's storeroom for the guy with the Onix
we're gonna do Fafnir's...errr...Ghoulvigs bones
Oh l chose against it for a while
but, now like we're so close to actually being able to finish it we have two of Ghoulvigs bones already just by exploring randomly
and getting them by chance
so I feel like i might as well do it anyway I might as well just get the end of Ghoulvig's bones and then see
what happens
With all of this because it is something got to do with
finding Nemo
Or at least the BOY seems to think so so I want, to know what actually happens with it where are we going
it's pointing me all the way over here
under the zip line weeee
Mamir
Why do you say Tyr felt responsible for what Odin did to the giants
there was an incident shortly after the forging of The Avengers when Tyr arranged of diplomatic meeting Odin and the giant king's
Quest was when the long war was young there is enemy to go back that way
It's over on the right hand side horses dividing dreamed of and the yacht now might have tipped the balance between asean and vanya
Ordinate persuaded tear that hammer was merely a deterrent that means to broke a piece from a position of strength
Tear was hopeful to convince all parties they would prosper best to peace
He knew the giants were deeply concerned about the hammer a super weapon in hands they did not trust
each
tear always believe the best in people and taking or deny his word and his desire for a peaceful
He brought the raven king to your name
from there things unraveled quickly
the giants anticipated audience trickery and exposed his true agenda just spy and steal their secret wisdom
with a magic see failed odin from their realm and custom never to return
frustrated wooden visited its fury upon the giants of midgard
thor unleashed me or nia's might upon any giant he could find none could stand against the tide of water that followed and
at last it seems with tears aid they retreated the tour disappeared no giants could be found in midgard and
No, man nor god has set foot in jotunheim since
dam
That's gonna suck odin's a douchebag oh yeah now can undo the brambles
noice but, again oh
that's all it was just stupid
Silver hate don't want it well i i do but i don't
bones
The final bone
Yeah, we might as well return them to the spirit
maybe he will keep his word i know she's not coming back okay i know i just
never mind i
forget what else is up here but i know i explored it
It's okay boy it's okay don't cry
i'm gonna cry
The desecration typically pieces of scattered corpse make for a piss poor soul
nor valhalla helheim lineal arms on one beach and your heels on another why not ask the spirit
i'm sure you will be forthcoming with answers
Sure let's see what happens as long as
He doesn't turn into some sort of like secret creepy demon and then i have to fight him
What i kind of do want, to because i like the combat in this game
We can see that cray cray okay oh?
You all vanish when i tried to do it
Finish my tres do that one did you ha ha ha ha
Get him boy yeah, oh!
god you beat the shit out of
nice
boy what happens here humble demeanor are you a cocky little douche now definitely turn it into your old dad
Hi can i not i want to talk with you
Why can i not do it does the game think i'm in combat again
look look not in combat
come on i
broke it
hopefully that reset it
there we go oh maybe i didn't break it i was just at the wrong side that's silly i
found a head and i found two boy arms
we have collected the rest of your woman's corpse spirit show us this magic you are promised
my sweet girl make
whole again
rise dear colby
awaken hope powerful kubek yeah
yeah
She says you honor requests in patna and reunite us
which
I was very much right boy that's okay?
exactly what oh god exactly what i expected to happen
damage they name is jack oh
i told yourself i told you so
Boy this is true as well yeah but do not take your disappointment out on me boy take it as a lesson yes sir
good advice
Don't let your failings be something to define you and to make you sad
Use your failings as something to learn from every failure is an opportunity to learn
boy i
Knew that was going to happen anyway what else could have happened really
But moving along i also want to go to fafnir storeroom
Chill the hell walk accrue or search for valerie there's so much of these things to do the valkyries and stuff and the hello crew
unless i come across them naturally they'll probably be something that i just do
after the game is finished or in spare time or bonus time
whatever
the fafnir storeroom think there was something that we've been following along for a while and i want, to see how that ends i
Also want, to see if dwarf boy is able to actually make us some cool shit
Hi snake boy
is it a traveler up there
Also lighting all the brassieres is something that i have to do as well which is funny because procedures means braz
But like the brassieres on that tower over there run fire but there's a bunch more towers that are not
It's just annoying because i have to move the tower each time to do it i can't just go and do it easily
Unless the elevators at the base of each tower allowing me to do it and i don't actually need to open up the
travel room i
Don't know again it's
it's tedious site content and i don't really want to do right this second
So we're going back, to the area we were in before we already searched for fat from your storeroom so i came here already
get along boy or is this a different
Not, this feels the same i remember a booth
But didn't it's a new boat dock
discovered
that don't make no got-dang sense
i've definitely been here
what's up cinder
hey sandra could you take
offerings to tear these are quite rare you know why well you know odin not the biggest fan of tear
i thought he destroyed all of these ooh
i got 400 xp
No, work, we go have anything to sell blade zacchaeus upgrade and thailand boat upgrade oh i forgot about that
Eliot on the gold now oh?
nice and i
basically have 20k
xp i can upgrade all my moves honks i'm gonna upgrade
let's your boat fully upgraded right entry
No, oh!
what shall it be okay i don't upgrade those those are not the ones that i have equipped i
think yourself artifacts
no
did you love the roam sprinting for 3 seconds grants unstoppable aura preventing interruptions by enemy attacks
what when did i get that
It's not behind on my shit okay i'm a so my simple resurrection stone because i want, to buy a new one
wanna fight the berserk one
cause 10k, to buy one please
all right brothers oh it's like hodor roll or roll the door
tears lost unity built
How does it do no perk activation chance to grant a short boost, to strength defense and runic wow
offering to tier oh
I was gonna say i only have one offering two tiers does that mean i can only make one of them?
Because i thought there would be a wrist one and a whatever one chest one but i guess not that's pretty damn good
I'm gonna make it but not equipment good not yet i want, to see if equipping or unequipping some sockets makes it better
i
could upgrade it
to see
No, no i shouldn't be doing this yet i shouldn't be doing this yet because i'm going off
To get something from five new years oh my blades look, so cool now
Look at them they're getting like little edgings up the blades the more i go
which my axe got is well actually
But i should be waiting until i get fafnir stuff to know if i get any more armors or weapons or anything out of that?
probably not weapons
because weapons are a
sparse commodity in this game and they're usually gotten from battles
is there any bad boys in here sure are
watch this oh
wow you're actually quite tough yeah yeah
crap
he interrupted my my attack what tech me
like a bitch-slap right fit thanks brett
okay i got most of the first time through here ooh
A treasure
nice eternal frost on multiple ice from the farthest reaches of hell used to upgrade palmer's with frost damage effects i
have runic mystery taking damage during a runic attack reduces damage taken by 15%
Wow i have a lot of these things but they don't boost my base stats so i never equipped them
but they're probably more valuable in the long run well let's face it i'm so okey now anyway i
look, into all that stuff whenever i have to go out fighting valkyries cuz that's when it's gonna start becoming important because they might be
weak, to electrical or frost or whatever
big
puncher boy
He was dead dead boy
what are you we found your son
he
He was betrayed too
and we found part of his journal
it sounded like he regretted killing you sure fat lot of good that does me
How did he go out
He died fighting
we found four corpses new years they were decapitated
No bendre it always did keep his sword nicely her a lesson he picked up for me
before he stabbed her in the back yeah
No one he's in doubt hollis that's me at ease
Thanks oh?
Yes, we didn't go out and battle then he'd be in hell you did a good thing
I'm glad we came back here that thief did not deserve the peace you gave him maybe, so
still it feels good to help people
Even the dead ones oh?
so much like your mother
so much like your mother holy crap the thing i got gives a boost to all stats i
have here cooler and five increases damage of all axe throws moderate perk kind of blessing of runic let's see this thing
look at that
strength runic defense and vitality all six look 10 and cooldown six
So my dear my
my defence and my cooldown go down by one but everything else goes way up holy nuts
That's crazy
they cool down a five runic of 14 and the sprinting aura thing i
i will i will equip that
Just, for the runic alone i know my things go down or my axe throws don't go have as much damage anymore but this has
resistances to lots of stuff
That was great out like i couldn't equip it now it's fine
very high activation chance to grant a health burst and any successful runic attack healed nice
Okay i almost have all golden ones equipped now?
and for this one i want to suck see slightly increases mac sprinting speed there
13 look and
look increases perk activation chance and increases xp or hack silver gains
that's pretty good let me equip that oh yeah my skills oh
nice after bailing an enemy with the spear hold or want to send an elemental wave at them
What if i do increases the size and damage caused by the elemental surge explosion
Aim, and hold or to to charge a burn damage i barely ever used that well it's printing press or - yep
those ones are good because i sprint at enemies a lot and then press an attack button and if i have one that gets me
into the fight quicker then that's great well evading hold yep those are good
what about eight yeah
nice let's increase my boy
sweet
my boy is finally fully upgraded i
can't get anything else from now only his like armors and stuff
nice
Okay what are you telling me yes i got a new thing oh?
yeah let's oh wait it's only the lock that's increased she brings it down a lot i
Need to start getting some yellow armors i don't have any of those yet?
Alright move on we better cooldowns we've better look actually doll have better cooldowns i better look
so now i get more stuff out of killing enemies
sick
unstoppable aura so if i sprint for three seconds that that just lasts
So if i'm sprinting at an enemy for three seconds
That's actually perfect a perfect example is what happened to me on the way in here i was sprinting out an enemy i went to
attack him and his attack interrupted my attack
So if i sprint and an enemy now for three seconds and they attack me it does nothing
Well it'll take damage off, me but it won't interrupt me and i'll still get my attack off
That's good a lot of times i am sprinting for more than three seconds i don't envy so
Bad not bad at all dude i'm gonna be so decked out with the end of this
at least i hope so i
wanna be i want to make kratos as strong as i possibly can but he's already my version of kratos is already very very strong
barely any enemies hold up against me anymore
have you mir if you mean the severed head that keeps blinking at me please keep it away
There is no possible way hygienic oh?
That's nice like, to see you to sundry
no
yeah, bleed knob
alright let's continue on with the story then shall we
We need to head up to the summit
which i oh we don't actually i
Have to go through that thing so i might as well just head back to brock shop anyway coolio
they, were under the house when i was high it's not what you never let me down there
They are my burton from a life that is behind me well they're in my life too and i'd like to hear that story
those days are dead to relive them is
needless how can i be needless if it's the truth one day you will understand
lore added mears tails maybe you're said shit
probably kept those blades hidden under the house
If his old life is such a burden way to keep them around how was that him a mere tail
let me or didn't do anything towards that tape
But also is it bothering anybody else that the chains on the blades are not there?
When they're on his back and then when he takes the mauser attached
magic
Hi brock
Anything, to say to you do i know well i could talk to you but
Those dialogue options come up every single time and i just want to play the game for
some reason i couldn't warp straight to the summit i actually had to go through this door i
don't know why oh wait can i throw zeros here though
Man we are slow tony you had that one if that increases printing speed which i doubt would even make that much of a difference
no, coincidence but who'd have urged them on tears gracious i
Don't know but i still have a lot of areas left, to explore in this game which makes me excited
know i may have kept your secret too long but now you will keep our secret
Yes, boy also i want to try this one, again this is the one that destroyed me the two witches
I want, to see how much stronger i am, now oh my god
okay i'm a good bit stronger but they're still very strong i
am watching out
Okay the boy does like no, damage to them which is concerning
the best part about the electric shock arrows damn it
is that they chained the enemies together
dude this one yes one of them day
fucking dammit
okay this is happening
take that your big ugly pictures done here
hold it again oh
yeah, forgot to get something out of the thing anyway cuz those words say wow it's bullshit
it's crescent providence do i get dust of roundness
yep still very useful read it
yes it says the gauntlet of search arisen respond
is that what those challenges are called ah that makes sense who else would be trading in a place like loose ball hyneman the
gauntlet of surtur is inserter the
will in thor ragnarok there's a character called
sirte
is it the same guy i
told you we should come back with the size oh you can't read this one okay that makes sense i
can i burn these
we
Up we go boy why should we hide when we are
secrets our owns way
shouldn't we be open like tear tear kept secrets to people good reasons to
protect people it is wiser to be discreet
I'm sure cindy would understand and do the same life
There you go excited to finally see the land of the giants
makes little difference to us fulfilling your mother's wish is what is important ah
well don't go anywhere be with you in two shakes
father can i tell him no tell me what
did you put this wheel oh god
there's nothing a family matter oh
oh
i
can tell you a thing or two about family matters
let me guess your brother
and his work is jump those things are accurate
Don't worry about it or shut over it i see yeah
we're sick of hearing about little people's little problems
um
all right
that hurt a little loss injury no let's have a look at your gear
we're a little shitbag
little people and their little problems are you the one causing the storm because you're getting angry i
guess i can must oh no you broke sindri you shithead
I'm sure you'll come back when you want something can't guarantee you like my syndrome sorry i apologize for the boy
Don't need me anymore huh that's sad oh?
let's test out this thing
if i can actually hit them
yes
and very much like that now
pick this sauce this sauce this sucks
A bit, too far away
wait he's attacking without me pressing anything
the boy did bow attacks
i
Don't like this i don't know i don't like how he's acting i hate how he's acting in fact i'm going over here this is
No, time to question your morals and ethics rock was not right all along
These are the areas that i wanted to come to you last time that i was trying to find
digital of the weapon increases the rate of permafrost or immolation gain by 7% that's pretty good
whatever i
don't like you now boy
My nice boy i started into a shit boy i wanted a boy i like this boy take it back
oh, i wonder if i thought i could just summon the x
like that that's pretty cool i like that
music's awesome why did you speak to the dwarf like that
aren't you sick of hearing about him his father of course
But it's those nothing to make an enemy of him we should know the truth even if it hurts it was needless and unkind
All right we disagree she wasn't a god oh uh
after finding out you're a god you turn into such a dick ooh
Chaos flame thing oh
okay it was a a duel right back there wasn't there
This door up around this corner that had that oh wait wait wait wait wait i'm not gonna make it to the door
yeah, ooh
last of the festus a quick fiery blast of energy that affects a small amount of burn damage ah
There was a thing you could do in the other game but it was
When you caught something in your blades and deflected it back at them that's what that used to look like
but it replaces the
place is this one which does a lot of damage it's not just burn
Now i like to want to have
nice
nice you say whatever again
can you after the way you spoke with her i question that
what that she wasn't a god she was better than a god and you shall not dishonor her
fine carry yourself oh
it's time for that tough love cray-cray am i taking this shit, from boy do you talk about your mother like that
also kratos you're adorable this is another valkyrie door
hidden chamber of odin it's gonna be a valkyrie thing pretty sure let's check it out anyway
if it is then i'll come back later
but if not there will be a good sport i
Really want to get the soundtrack for this game hope it's out by the time i finish it
yeah, this is a valkyrie chamber right yeah there's a valkyrie
Do you have anything else in here though like trager's sure do oh?
Boy what a chance it do i want to just try and fight how much help do i have almost full oh?
I have four i meant almost full of my range
Are you one the changes no?
This chanson let's just try it let's see what happens oh no i used my berserk stone already
this is an underground area
horn
can i destroy it i
Forgot my axes all the way back at that other area even before i opened up the door oops
are you just gonna give me hot silver
yeah
What's what the horn is
who has a horn like that in norse mythology i
See think before you act
Are we prepared to face such a powerful foe yes i seem here yes i came for anything
it does not i wish he said that no
You're a cool one you're alright?
Do the same attacks no, no you don't oh god
okay, okay oh
god i've to learn new shit why jesus
wanna die i'm dead
give me your health stone boy
it's something i'll do mother of god oh everything's dirt
oh
Crap i hate get it back boy
Because the thing i hate about this now is that i have no i have no back up and go stone
Ok, ok, ok, ok
Ok, ok i'll come back i'll come back to that that was just to try it out
To see if they were the same or to see if it was different or her?
harder
And it's harder so
I'll be back i didn't even want to fight you
yeah, i don't even want to fight you and the suns in my eyes and i'm feeling a little bloated you know so yeah i'll
Be back whatever cool yeah bye
i'm strong
The way you're a raven oh that i just miss a raven dammit
code if you put a raven in the middle of this place somewhere i
can still hear the raven
it's running back down further okay
I'll come back when everything's a bit better also when
The boy got, sick last time a storm brewed up and now he got angry this time another storm brewed up so either that means
That the boy has the power or thor and odin are aware of where i am
and that they're coming we still don't know who called the world serpent that time
it said somebody else called the serpent oh
Yeah, oh!
is that us just like the trader when he comes out of the portals oh that was awesome
okay
fight me and everything
All over the place ah this is where my circle attack would've come in handy
yeah, baby oh boy
To think i used to like you to think i used to call you boy
isn't it a lot simple if they want us dead because we're gods
They think we're right i suppose we can't rule it out but auden's ways are supple and his purposes are
enough about this whole stupid family i
don't like this i don't like the change in you
that's very sudden and very abrupt and i don't like it if i want to like my boy i
Don't want, to have to kill you too
what's that is there a god of douchebaggery and
this is come out of your nose nice try
what are you talk oh wait no that's not one of those
T-shirts that you know what odin's right we aren't
as we know what they are and we know we can beat them well not all of them not yet
he's not a full guy gonna be sorry they picked this fight
this boy needs to slap
Not that i would ever slap a child like that i'm not condoning violence to children or anything
my god kid
where did you change so suddenly
let me know denier
We're back at this place oh
me me
boy you did to magnet
cornea looks like you did more than that boob it will pick up where he left off
no
niggas beaten not, worth killing he should pay for what he said about mothers i said no
but were gods
you can do whatever we
That's what i said to your mother right before i gave it to her
what are you doing a much better night than mother oh
you killed against my wishes you lost control
Haven't you been teaching me to kill i've been teaching you to survive
We are god's boy and that makes us a target from now until the end of days you are marked
So i teach you to kill yes but in defense of yourself never has an indulgence
nobody cared about him anyways
What's the difference there are consequences to killing a god why how do you know
watch your tone boy
the fucking daddy pants, came on
oh, my god what a little shit, oh
he makes a good point though because he kept saying that at reyes is cursed but cursed because he's a god
because you're always a target as a god because somebody always wants to take your power
Or just to kill you
I'ma trace an iphone out oh my god and then i turned into an asshole
via i
see
good boy
Keep your wits about you boy if modi found us balder cannot be far good i have a few words for him too
No, you do not you will leave him to me so you can kill him because that's what we do to our enemies
Right has he do the same to us i will do only what is necessary and i'll help no
this is the equivalent of the boy turning into a teenager
what, now fuck
he's just off doing his own thing now i
Was even i wasn't even able to use the boy the boys are firing arrows when i tell them to
He's just doing it on his own now
He does outside of battle but in battle he wouldn't do it oh
this is getting troublesome
he switched arrows on his arm and he fired the pigs on his own
I don't even have control over many more nut socks
That's such a cool attack i love it?
see he didn't begin on his own i'm not controlling that
your training
Are you talking to me thought you didn't like my time oh?
i should just get up and walk away from you
though you didn't like my tongue
whatever
you didn't say whatever that time i
will say
As annoying as that is it's cool that it's implemented into the game play that
him not liking me or him not listening to me in
General sometimes games do that and then all of a sudden
the dissonance between the narrative and the gameplay kick in it's like the new tomb raider games the the reboot that happened in
2013 when lara was like i don't like killing people and then all of a sudden you give them player agency
Again and you're just off killing a bunch of people and then it seems like it's easy to her and she's an assassin
But it's cool that he implemented the narrative into the actual gameplay that when he stopped listening to me he actually stopped listening
To my inputs
That's fascinating?
There's one?
there's a tooth of us three
Been third guy that's not it and there it is
What's behind door number you
more valkyries okay
is there what the aller
Is there even a reason to go in and check anymore
either way at least it'll be on my map now ah this is i remember
they're not, not knock these down with this i can break the pot
Nice all right come boy up we go
The last time we use the big giant hook and that brought us all the way to the top and we fought the dragon
teach me you do not heed my lessons
where did you get your fire
why did you hide
You said there are consequences to killing a cop you use the blades to kill one
poor mac colin
Do you hear me i heard and these are not subjects for discussion do not push, me boy fine boy
Yes what i know everything i need to know i have nothing else to learn
congratulations
nothing else left to learn there's absolutely always something left to learn all the time
maybe you should learn humility
Kratos only needs some love only needs some care and love and discipline you're calm
Everybody i'm sorry my child is so problematic making sure that these ones don't come to life
wow
And now he's kind of listening to me again
There's a hell wind thing
and there's the wind
Wait i want to explore around first i don't know where else to go
malthus be warned the tunnels i'm seen in the walls up here show signs of recent dragonite we already killed that dragon ah
Did you think oh my go
That's fun ooh kill him kill him at this
are you attacking hit this fucking one
Okay oh finally now you do it oh i didn't even do anything anyway
okay, so these red things don't do anything then i
Don't know i don't know what's going on but that's the way forward so i'm going this way there's a boy a hole
Okay everybody shh, even there we're gonna go no
Okay probably shouldn't leave my child anyway even if they are being bad maybe it reflects on the parent
Cough cough kratos cough cough you should have nourished him you should have nurtured him though he's an asshole
boy
what does this say it says don't waken
Whatever we've killed everything else in this mountain who else wants a chance
probably him i'm really getting tired of being told what to do
ria nappin sorry
that takes care of them
get in pigs
well then i'll just go through the steps ow
slap me down i don't like it
Goodnight uh here's the hell door
Nice all righty that is not far enough to be able to carry that flame though, oh!
can i pick it up ah
okay
just, gonna go back into this again anyway
honey doesn't put it back down can i just put it here i
mean that works
I'm still not gonna be able to make it am i oh wait i just get it from here
clever
now go cray cray go six five four three i got it
Look at me go boy
New blade attack i like it massive sam attacks it causes destructive explosion oh
yeah, wait what was this one again uh
Holding or two charges it up i didn't even know i could do that
This one does a lot of stun damage as well which is helpful because as soon as i slam it down they all get stunned
Neither of which achieve maximum but it'll be nice to try it out, oh
I'm gonna use this
i
would have been helpful against the dude but whatever we
come along boy i
Don't know what those guys do maybe even nothing
Here boy
tard being a single dad with a teenage son
He doesn't even say what it is
what happened your childlike wonder whore i was like look a new treasure map that was just like oh
whatever
cool
The padres will hunt me until my last breath if they secret it is mine i shall hide it right under their noses
is that under the the black breath face
One legendary in chapman gone unstable or five hardens of our lives is seen and five?
silver
All in due course these are all collectibles
Come back?
Are you jesus christ come on man i thought there's nothing? To him
okay
jesus grab the thing
All right come on right all right let's just hold on for a sec the other thing disappeared
damn this guy takes a lot of damage yes yes yes yes yes
Okay time to end this fast
There we go here we go here we go
Nice it up some rage to spare
nice
yeah that's us the guard boys rear and chuckman increases resistance to frost don't care
It also reduces all my other stuffs oh wait what's there a thing covering that i guess we destroyed it?
got it
What's behind this
this musical my son's like batman music
some money's for me how much money do i have 160,000 the god of war i
Don't need to do that i just like doing it it's fun
whatever whatever
See what it needs those boxes boy i'm strong
Did you get the raven keeper it is done asgard's defenses are impenetrable
all means of access have been cut off saved those in odin's power
the plague of the dead will not touch us nor shall we fear and even ear aggression word of this much must reach noble thor
for the time approaches for his parent in the all fathers plan
maybe there was thor then that was hanging around
or modi magni which one did i just kill modi
yeah, cuz he showed it out my day when he died
well they're not gonna be good oh
26 cool down holy hell
well let's see
now their base stats are still worse
even though this is max level 5 and this goes up to level 6
i
guess i got nothing from the dwarves after finishing their missions
speak of the devil
Hi the adult thing would be to help
hi
So do i even want to sell it let's all these
lucky
So don't have these things i need to finish the mu spell hime stuff
crest of surtur
So we have to choose when i finished the moose behind stuff i need to figure out if i want that one or this one?
that's pretty fucking cool
there's three and three with an option of another four and that does all damage
cool down 120 seconds cooldown hundred reign sex so these
either rain meteors or get a hurricane i kind of like the hurricane want a bit more it looks cool
Let's face it i started off with my ax i want to keep my ex we have to do a battle
why don't we fight
okay can use that against you oh
Wow that's strong?
Oh, yes oh yeah!
Don't even see what i'm fightin
nice i
thought you guys were weak as all hell
i
mean normally those are
all simple just of realms
okay
Surprise you even helped me oh we get oh?
One more i can have trouble to the fog realm wherever that is
over-reaction standing in the fire
we go hop on a pond to daddy yo as we climb the mountain and
We finally get to the top that's what we're going over there?
All health i don't need
come on youtube the silence is getting unnerving don't worry about
we're focusing early is that is that what we're doing oh
yeah, we're focusing
some of the path is still downtrodden through the first time i came through
And it's already covered up by a light layer of snow again that's so cool
Nice oh yeah i got here and i couldn't open this
makes sense nearly there finally
All right here we go hey look here it's your body
Well that's a sight no, man should ever see thanks for life well you can't, see it your backs to it oh
Now, you can see it?
Do it boy all the clover on the ground that's nice makes me feel like i'm at home
did you write that in your own blood
carve along that
wait excuse me
did you set your hand and write your own in blood i can't be good
these the binding points on the circles nice
and numero quatro
wow, no not the name sure did
beautiful
oh
fucking idiot
bitch
get out of here boy
Yes by all means junior run away you let's addy do all the heavy lifting for you
calm down boy you're not ready for this
and here i thought my family was fucked oh
god would you be so kind thank you
Oh, shit he had a dragon
dude don't you know when to give up go
now dude we shout over the colossus now oh
Nice nice nice nice nice boy oh boy boy
don't fall off
God ow ow ow boy boy boy oh?
I got a dodge
yeah nice
low super strong actually look at your face
Yes, yes, no you won't
where did you get a dragon anyway
Boy, boy boy boy boy boy boy
now jesus man
with those knuckles as well
yes unless she's still holding on summer
Oh, we going down
Damn dozen oh
There's some captain america shit right there hey serpent
he's like what's going on
i'm not controlling this
whose activity beverage
we'll be going and when the bridge opens and forwards crashing down on you
it's over
let go of it now or i will kill them you know i
We're back inhale
nice
Boy, i'm here stay still oh he's trapped
You will listen to me and not speak a word i am your father and you boy are not yourself
You are too quick to temper your rash
insubordinate and out of control
this will not stand you
will honor your mother and abandon this path you have chosen
It is not too late
this discussion is far more we are here because of you boy never forget that
ice-cold i mean i know we're in freezing hell but that was cold kratos
goddamn those intense
So you wanted to go to asgard but i interrupted it and we just ended up at hell randomly that's unfortunate
No, you look so broken and defeated
and he's shivering oh
my boys
wow it's cold
this is hell not just hell
Russell place in hell you could have put us oh yeah we're across the bridge no aren't we i see a ship yeah that's there
it only takes us halfway to tears temple but at least it gets us far from here a
thousand mortal lifetimes the bridge keeper kept on living out of this place but now that you've ripped his heart out here we are
funny how it all comes around
well i was like what the hell is that noise
that was cool boy
hale remembers did say hell would torture you
maybe a little trip to hell of why isn't the boy up
really you're gonna put a gate here i was fine just walking around again
Oh, dude hey did you get to fight the bird
Come on trait oh?
you gonna throw things at me
it's gone
Did you like no damage to me that's so strange
But we're god
turn away boy
wasn't me
do not dwell on those thoughts not here
we must keep moving
It was him but it was a different version of him it was the spartan in him
The crate holes in him was bleeding through
bird
Head that not just the old and sick come to helheim so do the criminals
L must not draw a distinction between us and those whom these visions are meant to torture how do we stop it
Escaped hell as soon as possible i'm not gonna let it bother
like you said we're here it was just an illusion
Wasn't me no
But it is who you have become a plate look i know i got us into this but i'll get us out
whoever i am i will get us out you will follow orders but maybe that's not lauren it had better be
now let me focus
Kratos is a pump dad i don't mean to ha to you but
That's a cool thing, to say at this moment right what's up traveler
Here we go here we go mucho damage
nice
yeah
Is the boy you gonna turn back now is he all normal again oh
yes could break my blades again
Hell yeah love that
Bust up way more damage than i should have in that fight
Do not worry boy wait that's the way forward oh?
i thought it was a zip line we could go down wait what
What's the point of this area oh?
don't know how i get across there i
might have figured out how i get across there your life
Now you're not i love that when you do that
The chain actually goes like you know oh?
okay i can't climb this though
Get across that side maybe aah that's what that area is for can i jump across to it now
Alley-oop, there we go nice i'm the clever boy
you may have shots of the right at my face but that does not face kratos
Also the boys listening to my orders again now which is nice
now i would never the other side
you
every right i am your mother but no right i
Can't dance i can't smell it even feel the temperature of this
feast ii drinking women
never
feel pain again
death has no power over you now you would rather die
yes take it away
So frey is his mom and she's the one who did that to him so he can't feel anything. Now because of, her
do it stupid come on
yeah, geez he tried to kill her
i know never
what you did to me
or baldur
freya is his mother why did you keep this from us head would you believe that slipped my mind i would not
I'm at a loss i sure you have no reason to keep such a thing a secret
There's the boat we will speak more of this
Soon or baldur
When he was born freya put the curse on him
curse she put the magic on him that he couldn't feel any pain but in result of that he can't feel anything
so you just know it stuff tastes like he just know what stuff smells like he does know what anything anything
That's sad?
oh, golf ball cave
did the line of that solid steel hello golf ball cave
Okay down to the ship we go
nice
That there's a lot of damage oh yes?
fuck yeah good job boy
okay
good job boy i
Will have much to do zeus who is that we must hurry
what was your dad that was your baby daddy
wonder if he if you'll hear your brother
perk
another one of these oh
did he realize with my hammer
another one of these i wonder if this will give me the last look neat thing
possibly where are all the things that are a question
you could hear one of them
That's cool music
Huh, there's nothing out here what do i do uh uh
can i put you like there and shoot out the back yes
There's one?
Now we're b two and three that's a good question my boy
I don't know can i climb this thing okay so i'd like to have to use you somewhere else
Ah, there we go
Huh kobe
just, climbing platforms up there
see how do we get up there it's a weird sound oh hi
sweet sexy j
plude me blud me blud meat yeah oh
i
Thought that was the last one also i think that's an area i've been in already
hey guys
clever
Clever dog sadly and that was what my frost axe that supposed to cause like no, damage to those guys cuz we're in hell
i'm pretty strong i'm just saying i'm just saying
not entirely sure let's just see whether she will do
lots of stuff to destroy both of these things
Give me space to work all right that's a nice smoke effect
you have done enough ice cold my dude oh you seat themself in the fire
cute
guys, wow geez that got much bigger than i thought it would
three just bear in mind this boat can only take us part of the way
tears temple is near the top of a tremendous waterfall which sadly we are downstream
that means even if i get there intact
we'd still need to sail up a waterfall somehow the vanier build the greatest ship that ever was and it can fly
each button yeah yeah because it was designed to fly this was not
nevertheless
oh, god
perhaps the biggest iceberg on
paulista fires making eat what now i
don't know
can i use on with this
why
just, watch
what, oh
Are you doing what i think you're doing oh yes?
they catch the air from the fire
now, we fly
morning
bye bye big bird say ida kermit for me oh, oh
we're stuck
okay this is our stop along stay with a boat
He learned
He learned from the boy
The boy made the sky lanturn welcome, to the air from the giants was it the giants
And daddy just learned from him start a fire supremacy crease the burn resistance i have one of those?
shouldn't i get frost resistant zone in helheim
they were here
i said stay on the boy no this is to get down huh staying on the boat holding on
there's stuff over there though how do we get there oops oops oops that
Is what i'm supposed to i'm an accidental genius oh
yeah, can i get down on the other side oh hell yeah cut me some hel silver
um what
Weird you have to remove that thing was all this just a ruse to get me into bed
god of war you slippery dog i
like that the little honeycomb
structures these are things from like the giant's causeway
which is a place up in
belfast i don't know northern ireland has a whole area in ireland that has these like columns
what do you want me to do thought i supposed to come down and like lifts this
I do not know, okay i guess i go back up
Oh, god why'd...
i'm so used to throwing
am I supposed to chop something?
jump, to something?
stop being a dumbass to something
I do not know
I'm assuming the bridge raised... oh god i'm so stupid there's a thing right there
also
There's also something else i'm supposed to be doing if i raise up the platform and then get down
There's a chest at the back that i can get
man was feeling so clever figuring out the boat stuff and then you were just like yeah you're dumb i
Have to go back up and come back down again
there we go
sorry
It's ok he's getting his cardio in and
well his resistance in i guess a little bit of cardio a little bit of resistance it's like a circuit training
nice one oh and this is a fancy chest
blade attack yeah icarus storm a spinning attack that hits all enemies along its path oh
Cool that's the other one that you used to be able to have that was like or l1 and?
square or something no i wanted square it was the one we spun it around your head and then
did the normal thing but this one
he has the blades in but i think later out  throws out the blades of chaos while spinning yeah you used to have  that attack as well
where you spun towards the enemies like a propeller
37 second cooldown damn oh wait all of these do
let me equip this i like this one
we have everything oh wait wasn't there an attack that i could have upgraded yes
leaves behind a small hazard that inflicts burn damage to enemies nice
mons
let's get all the upgrades oh wait what was this one damn it could have gotten that
hold l1 to charge up a powerful stomp that launched nearby enemies airborne
sweet
I'm gonna have a lot of xp by the end of this game to be able to upgrade everything
and that's all right by me
Yeah, all right let's do the actual thing i was supposed to do when i got on but then i got distracted by all the
treasures
Wait, for me there oh?
She had no lead there for a second right
She had known a character model there for a second she was just the base model thanks boy
Danny boy we need two nice
You do realize it's over don't you
Even if we make it back to midgard you and balder destroyed the only gate to jotunheim
we are out of options and that boy up there
These are nine kinds of pain his head's turned so far around los reyes is not your concern
well you might become everyone's concern if you don't
Do something i can help at reyes, to me
See this is good get the boy something, to do make him feel involved make it feel like a real person
Instead of just think boy at him all the time
which, if you notice he called him a trace boy
we did it we're free
free
He is hitting puberty
Do you know who that is do not know
tell them
All so they use the oliv use the new voice, to say old lines
hold on oh
big bird portside
Nice let's use this one
yeah, - i didn't upgrade it again
What oh shit
sweet i'm watching now my gotta like this fire again though
know
what fuck
excuse me i will free up
nope sorry i'm just collecting all the treasures that he's giving me
spiders going again oh i'm watching out
oh, they're already dead okay okay who's left
I was like what can i do this
we're finally free i don't need that yet
fool wow
red how long before we reach the temple yeah
Freezing as long as we maintain this heater those fires don't go out we should be there in no time light that's awesome
He hurt me boy
straighten your leg straight
Oh, nice the air came back
Listen see that's such a powerful attack?
okay it's time to
Okay i gotta go relight this
it really feels like i'm battling something from game of thrones right now
Hell fire this fire in my skin
this burning desire
mighty
trying very hard people's fighters nick
Uh-oh! We hit a bridge broke a bridge
denim greatness teeth
shit
yes, here
i'm always careful
ledo
cool hey
oh, crap oh my god he's tore a whole chunk out of my boat
get off get off oh oh you
don't miss a little bit nice
that kind of worked actually a
booster oh it's cool the ones on the centrist fire poisonous
slow but she fires ice at you oh
yeah, boy
sweet let's get this stupid thing off my boat
we're free
whoa i didn't even realize hi
how's the fire spanglish would you believe
So let's my love you
does it not care about us what's it doing what is it i
don't know i just know that he's awesome why baby bird
damnit
why either they decide to take this out that was not what i meant to do i
actually i pressed some bookends that were from the old game
To do a combo
that's embarrassing
this is the most video gaming section that this game is actually doing so far like the most prolonged amount of fighting
god almighty already
oh, not again
Okay i need to lose i need to fist you pretty quickly
okay
There we go i need you to take oath rusty shit mang
yes
yeah
That was awesome because so many of them
We're doing something
The bro corporates rings ennis
okay let me just get these first i
think the birds hoping us it slapping his wings towards us
Okay am i even doing anything didn't seem like i was doing anything oh?
well that's one way of doing it but at least we're here look around at what you have done
the zeus
old kratos which is actually young kratos
That's the end of the third game
or sugar on top of the temple
with your plan
haha like father like son leaving this realm now as long as we didn't write our way back
That was so cool we've never been up in the upper section of the temple but
he
he learned from the boy by making the skylander and then the boy said i have a plan jump that was what he did on
The hammer
Also it's really nice that when the boy found out what kratos was doing he kind of looked at everything he was like i don't
care
because
he came, to the realization that he was a
bit of a shit head towards injury and his mother and he was getting a bit cocky and then he was like that's not who
I am
chased anywhere
So maybe the boy is like you know what i wasn't the same as i was whoa
so maybe my father has seen the same that he knows that's kind of cool
He always has his reasons right to have a look
wow this is most unexpected
why what does it mean having the foggiest isn't that unexpected oh dessert look there's neat chips lisa don't steer
traveling somehow perhaps magically
But what's that to do with the giants that they should have bought a shrine, to it i'm afraid that is none too clear
yeah rhythms symbols from different lands they mean i
How do you guess what i know - well it's your symbol boy it's even on your back oh?
his eyes
they are jewels
like yours no doubt signifying the gift of sight the giants granted us give me a closer look
interesting
pac-man
Secret plans concealed by tear so none could access by hema and those few others the giants trusted
and right under aldens knows all i did promise i'll get you to your name or do you mean head
you said we were out of options
don't you see brother odin never gave up hope and neither should we
He knew there's a clue in here but we are the ones who found it these plans are for a key
To some chamber tears kept hidden i don't know where its leading or what was mined but extra power
how do we make this key i suggest we ask him to wharf uh-huh spray-z didn't just go
it's a bunch of rooms together
peace unity
hope other things to tears own design never meet this door himself
So tear went to like greece and he went to all these other places
He went to egypt
places where they have gods
boy
before when you sow
I didn't see anything?
did not, see me with someone an old man
what old man oh he didn't see it
this that or he did he's just choosing not to talk about it
Damn i must get back to midgard and see about making that key where's that dwarf?
back in midgard
You got, to open up the bifrost and head back there
maril head why did you not tell us boulder's the son of freya he is
it's shocking every time i hear it and yet obviously i know it
think about all darling yeah
amir yes lad freya how's that brother
maldis vulnerability boulder is blessed with invulnerability to all threats physical or magical
He is bewitched not, to speak of what he knows
Oh, that's it precisely i wonder how long that's been stalled since he had my head at her mercy but back when i figured
out boulders weakness i'm here yes what you just said you figured out boulders weakness did i
but boulder is blessed with invulnerability to all threats physical or magic
enough
this means there is a way if he troubles us again
we will find it
So that's my chocolate that's what he kept repeating himself
Okay well i'm gonna leave this episode here this game is so long
normal gardevoir games are over like half of this series ago
i'm
So glad that this one just keeps on going because i thought it was gonna end this episode i'm so glad that there's more to
it i
Love it it's so much fun and we got
To see the boy go from hey oh my god that's awesome - douche bag - back to normal normal hopefully
but, i'm glad you are back that was a bit of a weird shift though i feel like they probably could have taken more time
To do that rather than being like oh, i'm an asshole now oh, okay oh?
i'm back
To normal oh okay it feels like everything just kind of snapped too quickly but um i'm glad you're back boy
but anyway thank you guys, so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
your boss and my face alright
but thank you boys and i will see all you dudes
Baldur is invulnerable to all threats physical or magical
