Connor: Oh hey Fred, what's going on?
What is that? Fred: Oh this? It’s just
an alien lung I found in the field behind my house.
Fred: Don't sound so dissapointed man!
Here you go, I grabbed the other one for ya!
Connor: Whoa, get that thing away from me, that's
like disgusting. Do you expect me to
believe that that's an alien lung?
It just looks and smells like
a three month old piece of meat.
What?! Uh...whatever.
If this is supposed to be an alien,
why didn't you report it to anyone or anything?
Fred: Well, I did consider
reporting it to the Men in Black,
but just didn't get around to it.
Anyway, those guys are crazy! But enough
chit chatting, I want to dissect the fetus!
Right, because we report things to the...
...a fetus...
...in an alien's...
...lung?
Okay, you said it was a lung, right Fred?
Fred: You must be really stupid or something!
It's common knowledge that pregnant aliens carry their feti 
in their lungs. Stop getting caught up on the small stuff!
Connor: Feti?
Is that even a wo-
Let's just do this I guess...
Aah!
Here we go, my big
book of alien anatomy!
You have a big book of alien
anatomy just lyin around?
Fred: Doesn't everyone?
Here, let me read the directions, and
you do what it says. Connor: Whatever.
Anyway, it says when 
dissecting an alien lung,
it's important begin by a making 
vertical incision to minimize the risk of
damaging the fetus. Normally, a fetus matures in
the left chamber of the lung, but in rare situations,
it may mature in the right chamber.
Warning: If an alien fetus is found in the
right chamber of the lung, then this indicates
that the mother was impregnated by a member
of the Royal Intergalactic Alien Federation.
Under no circumstances should you proceed
with dissection. *crack* What are you doing?
Did you not hear anything I just said?
Whoa, Fred, look at this!
Aaaw!
Isn't he so cute?
He looks just like my baby brother!
And now he's starting to get annoying
like my baby brother. Shut him up!
Whatever... *crack* There.
Fred: Did you just kill it?
Connor: Okay, Fred, it's NOT an alien!
It's just... It looks like... 
...like an underdeveloped rodent
like stuck in that piece of meat.
Fred: If it was just some rodent,
then why is it glowing?
It's not glo- *roars*
Fred? Where did you find tha-
*Screaming*
You know, now that I
think about this again,
I really should have called Will
Smith and Tommy Lee Jones...
Oh well!
