- This feels so good.
(upbeat funky music)
I just fight Indian, I
don't wanna come too close.
Hello.
What a beautiful autumn day and
it looks even more beautiful
on this stately college campus,
doesn't it? (kiss smacks)
- Yeah.
- The majesty.
It's day 19 we're at
Miami University in Ohio.
I have my first show tonight in four days.
I can't wait, I need it, I
need a hit of that sweet,
sweet comedy juice.
But first we're gonna go say hello
to the hockey team I think.
I was trying to get on
the ice but they said
there was a liability thing.
- Oh really.
- They were scared that I
would hurt all your players
or something.
- Yeah, that's not good.
(laughing)
We don't want that.
We don't wanna do that.
- I haven't gotten on
the ice in a few years,
like three years.
- Really.
- Even just being out
there and smelling it
and the feeling the cold I
was like, man, I remembered
all those mornings
drinking Timmy's coffee.
- Well we have a Timmy's
here now too.
- You gotta Timmy's?
- It just opened.
- It opened this morning.
- Tim Horton's Canadian
institution if you don't know it.
- You gotta take him.
- [Woman] This is what I told you about.
- [DJ] Wow, this is beautiful.
Oh yeah, the smell of sweaty men,
man, I miss it.
- Don't step on that.
Don't step on.
(grunting)
- [DJ] Sorry guys, close call.
- All right guys I wanna
introduce you, come on up here.
Buddy of mine from Toronto.
- What's up guys.
- You guys have
seen him before, he's a comedian.
D.J. Demers.
- You got it.
- He's on campus here tonight so welcome.
He's just gonna sit in on our meeting.
And you guys can introduce
yourself after the meeting.
- Graham, we're you on
America's Got Talent?
- I was, yeah.
- I knew you looked familiar.
- Hey.
- Alex Alger.
- How you doin' man?
- Doing well,
how about you?
- Nice to meet ya.
Good, good.
This feels so good.
(dramatic music)
You have no idea this was
my whole childhood, hockey.
For me, for real?
(metal scraping ice)
That's incredible.
- I wouldn't wear
it at Wisconsin, though.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- Wow.
We've been walking for
the last 20 minutes.
There's a Tim Horton's on
campus so we had to go to it.
I didn't realize it would
be this long of a walk.
I hope it lives up to the
hype, you're ready for this?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- You're gonna love it.
Large double double coming right up.
Time to sweat baby.
I'll get a medium regular please.
Extra Canadian.
That doesn't mean anything does it?
I don't know.
And I'll get 20 Timbits.
I'll just get an assortment, please.
Even the ones that don't
have any frosting on them.
(laughing)
I don't discriminate.
Oh yeah.
That's pornographic almost.
Look at those Timbits (laughs).
In my younger years
where I didn't understand
how important diversity is I used to say
none of the plain ones.
And now I recognize that
these have value too.
Timbits have taught me a lot about life.
I said I like the plain
Timbits but they gave me
too many here, just wanna
let them know I'm too much
of a what's the word I'm lookin' for?
I don't like confrontation
so I'm not gonna tell them personally.
But I'll just say for any
franchisers opening up
a new Tim Horton if you're
trying to get people
rammin' Timbit don't give
them that many plain ones.
I can tolerate a little bit but that
too many plain Timbits,
just a word of advice.
♫ I just got a brand
new part of white shoes
♫ And it's 'bout time,
the last ones I outgrew
♫ I told my mom I would keep them clean
♫ And I don't make promises I don't mean
♫ And I'll be damned if I let
somebody scuff em' I love 'em
♫ I told my dad I'd get
somebody scuff 'em I love 'em
♫ I told my dad but I get
him but I got my laces tucked
♫ I'm two-steppin' with
my best foot forward
I'm playing Mariah Carey because
she's one of the greatest
divas who ever lived.
And I got my diva on.
I brought my own Himalayan
salt lamp into the green room.
Let's get rid of Mariah here for a sec.
Sorry Mariah I love you always.
But I don't think you're a diva
if you brought your own
Himalayan salt lamp.
I didn't tell them you
gotta have a lamp for me.
Brought this bad boy in from the RV.
Do you feel the energy difference?
- I do.
- Do you know what
I feel real good about?
Wearin' my brand new Miami
jersey courtesy of Coach Blasi.
It's showtime baby (claps).
Woo!
(clapping)
Hey thank you keep it goin'!
You guys feeling good?
(cheering)
You feeling good?
No, no, no I'll be right back.
You guys feeling good?
(cheering)
(claps)
Woo!
Oh my God I feel amazing.
Look at this.
Coach Blasi on your Men's hockey
team gave me a free jersey.
Can you believe that?
Keep it going for Coach Blasi,
man that guy's the best.
(cheering)
You took your shoes off?
(laughs)
You're barefoot
up in this mother right now?
(laughing)
That's supreme comfort.
I don't know why I don't mind feet.
They're like nicely manicured though.
I don't wanna get too weird here
but you got some nice feet there.
I'd never wear shoes if
I had feet like that man.
Yeah get this put this in the vlog Justin.
Me complementing this man's feet.
(laughing)
What's your name?
- Jack.
- Jack.
Jack's got lovely feet everybody.
(laughing)
Check the vlog tomorrow
Jack the world's gonna know
I was initially mad about the whole idea
of you exposing them I've come around now.
In fact I can't think or
talk about anything else
at this point in time.
(laughing)
Oh, you took your watch off too?
What the is goin' on here, Jack?
(laughing)
She's leaving.
She didn't like the feet talk.
(laughs)
Jack come on man.
(laughs)
That's on you dude.
Thank you very much guys.
You have been so amazing.
(clapping)
Thanks for having me.
I often think if I could
get hearing back would I?
I think the answer I'm
supposed to say is no.
But I think I feel yeah I'd love to hear.
I just wanna I'm so happy
when I have my hearing aids in
when I hear that I'm like
imagine if was all the time
and I could hear even better.
So that's my honest answer.
But knowing that you can't
change things in life
I do fully accept what
it is and I do embrace
I do love taking them
out when I'm home alone.
I'll just go hours without hearing
and I do like that I'm able to do that.
So I think I'd want
hearing if I could have it
but I don't think about that ever.
I don't dwell on it.
I'm just like cool this is what I have
and I make the best of it.
- Is there a most inconvenient time
your hearing aid battery has died?
- Oh man.
- My hearing battery
die at the most awful times.
- It's the worst.
- I never carry them
with me.
- Mine died on a cruise ship
I was performing on and I
didn't have any extra batteries.
And nobody had any
and I was deaf.
- No one ever has any.
- Until the show that night,
do you know what I did though?
There was so many senior
citizens in the audience I said
does anybody have the 675 battery?
(laughs)
Somebody said I got it.
And a cruise ship patron
gave me a battery.
- That is really smart.
I'm gonna have to keep that in mind.
- Yeah just go on cruise
ships you'll be fine.
- They always die and I just never.
- Yeah I always, I don't
leave the house without one.
I don't know how I went
on a cruise without it.
- You think I would know
after 15 years.
- Yeah it happens.
- (laughs) Still happens.
- You don't wear hearing aids
do you?
- I do, yeah.
I have them in both ears.
- Oh cool.
- Phonak actually.
- Phonak represent.
- Yeah.
- Nice.
Do you hear that?
(laughs)
Okay.
- He will lick your face.
- Oh my God I welcome it.
(laughs)
I just met you I know this
is crazy but I love you.
- Because I have a unilateral loss.
- Okay.
- So this ear nothing,
this ear's fine.
- Okay.
- And so I'll hear something
and I can't locate the sound.
So I'll hear where is it?
- It's the worst.
(laughs)
Yeah, trying to find
some sort of visual cue.
- Yes (laughs).
- What happened here?
- People will call my name
and I'm like where are they
do I know ya?
(laughs)
- Say it one more time.
- (laughs) Right.
- Who said that?
- Marco.
(laughs)
I just loved your show.
I liked it it was something
I could relate to.
- Awesome.
- It was great.
- I'm happy.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
I'm really sorry what was your name again?
- Hannah.
- Hannah, cool.
- Yes.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Thank you very much
for coming out.
Today what a show.
Got to play hockey today.
Got to eat Tim Horton's.
The whole hockey team
signed this hat for me.
Thanks to Coach Blasi from
Woodbridge, Ontario, Canada.
Thanks to everybody at Miami University.
What a great show, a great day.
That's the end of day 19.
If these trends continue
this week's gonna be a fantastic week.
Okay, see ya tomorrow everyone.
Thanks Miami U you guys were amazing.
Can't say it enough.
So much fun.
Peace.
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