 
I was living in Pune, for almost 2.5 years
 
I used to stay in Baner, office was in Viman Nagar(yeah, bad choice. I know)
 
I used to cross Yerwada every day
Every cab driver, while going & coming back....
....told me - Sir, Sanjay Dutt is locked up here
Ever since he has moved out, Pune has no tourist attraction(it's a joke guys, relax!)
And there is a movie made on him now
Its there on Hotstar, coz nobody saw it in theatres
Rajkumar Hirani has made a biopic on him
Are there any doctors in the house?
 
You remember the first movie that they made together?
Munnabhai MBBS
 
 
There is an old man in the movie, who is almost on his death bed
How does Munnabhai treat him? By making him play carrom!
How the hell did they allow a carrom board inside the hospital?
Our hospitals don't even let you carry an Apple inside
Then, next patient is Zaheer Bhai, played by Jimmy Shergill, who has cancer
Munnabhai says - To hell with chemotherapy, he needs an item song
He is making women dance in the hospital!
*Worst ever rendition of Dekh Le*
So what's next?
Break kidney stones with AK-56?
And Sanjay Dutt was in jail for how long? 5 years, right?
In what was called 'Simple Imprisonment'
And I was like, Simple as opposed to what?
So there is a term called, 'Rigorous Imprisonment'
That alongwith your jail term, you also have to work....
....but no jail manual in this entire country, prescribes how much work!
 
So you take a hammer, break 1 stone. Done for the day!
Then, enjoy for the rest of the day!
These convicts must be playing hide & seek
They must be exchanging shirts
And must be showing their shirt numbers from behind the wall
Denner - 27.no. Mishra ka thappa(has no English translation, sorry)
Then, everyone must be coming out saying - Aatli Baatli Futli(only 90s kids will get this), I am Rathod!
 
And bollywood has taught us that there are only 2 tasks that you get in jail - breaking stones & grinding grains
 
 
And the objective behind giving people work in the jail was to give them a shot at rehabilitation post completion of their term
 
 
But what if a released inmate goes to a construction site & asks for a job?
Site Supervisor: What work can you do?
Released Inmate: I can break stones with a hammer!
Supervisor: You come to work, I will shove the JCB up my ass!
And why are convicts kneading dough?
If I am sentenced to 21 years in jail, there will be no motivation left in me to remain a good human being
I will pee in the flour
 
Then don't come & ask me why the rotis in the jail look like Theplas!
 
