
Japanese: 
[パシッ]
50/50チャンレジにようこそ
ママです
よろしく
(ママ) はぁい
[※音声が数分 乱れます※]
ママがどうしても見たいって言うんだ
[※音声が数分 乱れます※]
『足を拘束』と『オーストラリアの子犬』は
さっき試しに見てみたよ
どっちだった？
(ママ)『可愛い犬』だったわ
ワンちゃんね
実は
どっちを選んでもキュートなんだ
(悪プライアー)
実は
どっちを選んでもキュートなんだ
いい？
(ママ) ええ
『犬の嘔吐』か『蜂を食べて笑う犬』
もちろん 2つ目ね
こっちにする？
(ママ) えぇ
こっちにする？
おけぇ
見て！ほら！
(ママ) ハッハッハッハ
見て！ほら！
(ママ) ハハッ ホッホォ～♪
選んで正解だね
『エスカレーターのかわいい犬』か
『ハンマーヘッドシャーク顔の変人』
1つ目にするんだね
(ママ) もちろん 犬にするわよ
犬を嫌う人がsubredditにいるとしたら？
ホントにこれでいい？
(ママ) えぇ

English: 
(SMACK) Welcome to the 50/50 Challenge! With my mom! Hi mom. (Momiplier: Hi).
So we went through just because my mom was curious of what it was...
We've already done one of these things and was between a foot-binding and an Aussie puppy... and you, what did you see?
I saw cutest puppy. (Mark): Cutest puppy that's what this game is all about you just see cute stuff and you pick which one you want. Make sense?
Yes. Okay, so it's either dog vomiting or dogs hilarious face after eating a bee.
Of course I want to choose the second one.
You want to choose the second one. (Momiplier: Yeah!) Okay. All right.
Hey there there it is! (Momiplier Laughing)
I picked that for you, let's go cute dogs on an escalator or weird person with hammerhead shark face.
Alright so you want the first one? (Momiplier) Of course. Dog. Dog is my favorite.
What if I told you there's a subreddit for people that hate dogs...

English: 
So you want the cute dogs on an escalator? (Momiplier): Of course. (Mark): Of course, of course, of course
(Momiplier Laughing)
Oh my god!
All right, so I may have misled you. This game is not so much about
Picking what you want... It's about you'll randomly get one or the other on a 50/50 chance
Right? Yeah. That's real!
That's really yeah, that's real
That guy , that's real. Yeah he pulled his eyes right out of the sockets. A compilation of cute kittens or the station nightclub fire
(Momiplier): Oh, of course number one (Mark):You want number one?
(Momiplier): Of course!
Okay. Alright. Oh... It's the... It's the fire.
(Momiplier): Why are you putting fire?! I chose the other one on it.
(Mark)You didn't. You don't get to choose them, do you know what a 50/50 chance is?
(Momiplier): Which one is more?
(Mark laughing) (Mark): No-o-o-o
(Momiplier): I dont understand, I chose the other one
(Mark): You dont get to choose!
(Momiplier): Hmmmmm, oh I dont choose it?
(Mark: No!) Okay, where's the audio oh don't tell me the audio is not working
(Mark): AARGHHH
God bless

Japanese: 
えぇ もちろん えぇ
(ママ) アハハハッ ホホッw
(ママ) オーマイゴッド
誤解させたかもしれないけど
見たいものを見れないルールなんだ
50/50で見たいものが見れるんだよ
いい？
(ママ) 本物？
本物だよ
そうだよ
目をソケットから引き抜いてるんだ
『かわゆい猫のまとめ』か『ナイトクラブの火事』
(ママ) 1つ目ね
1つ目？
(ママ) えぇ！
おけぇ
あぁ 火事だ
(ママ) なんで火事なの？
選んでないわ
選ぶことができないんだ
『50/50のチャンス』だよ
(ママ) もう片方のは？
のぉおぉぉ ホホッw
(ママ) さっぱりだわ
選んでないのに
選べないんだよ
(ママ) 選ばなかった？
ノォ！
(ママ) おけぇ
音は？
あぁ 理由なんて聞きたくない
あ”ぁぁああ
ゴッド
ブレス

Japanese: 
アメリカ～
(ママ) 地獄よ
そうだよ
(ママ) ひどいわ
笑えないのもあるんだ
ヤダわ
(ママ) 愉快でかわいいのが見たかった
リスクだよ
リスク
よし
『オートバイから転倒した男性』
『クールな蒸気を吸うバブルマジック』
パスもありだよ
(ママ) B
Bでいい？
(ママ) えぇ
どうか
(ママ) イェア！
(ママ) 見たことあるわ
僕は見たことあるよ
ワァオ
(ママ) ワァアァァァ
カッコイイね
次だよ
『警察犬が心肺蘇生』か『チーズ不足にキレる女性』
(ママ) 1つ目ね
『キレる女性』は？
(ママ) 別に
(ママ) そんな些細なことに怒るなんて
(ママ) バカバカしいわ
おかしいと？
チーズ
(ママ) チーズ
脂肪細胞に
100キロカロリー抑えられるわ
そうさ
ダイエットに感謝しなさい

English: 
AMERICA
(Momiplier): It's a living hell (Mark): yeah, so it's not good. (Momiplier): No, its terrible. (Mark): Yeah, so this game isn't fun.
(Momiplier):Its not fun I'd Rather see a cute and fun. (Mark): That's-that's the risk. That's the risk. Alright man falls off motorcycle
Or man does cool vape bubble trick. You can also say pass. (Momiplier): B!
(Mark): Okay, B. You wan't B?. Alright. Let's hope for B
(Momiplier): Yeah, yeah!
I think I've seen this before
(Mark): You see this, I think I've done this one before
(Both): Wow
(Mark): Pretty cool, right? Let's do this one. Police dog give CPR or woman angry over lack of cheese (Momiplier): of course  number one.(Mark) Yeah
(Mark): What about the angry women?
(Momiplier): I don't care
Some people get angry for little things like that
It's ridiculous
(Mark): Its ridiculous!
Cheese?? c'mon now (Momiplier): cheese, you save about 100 calorie go into your fat cell
(Mark): That's true. (Momiplier): You should say thank you for saving my diet today

Japanese: 
脂肪細胞の100キロカロリーを
抑えたことに感謝だって
(ママ) イエス
(ママ) チーズケーキは良いわよ
(ママ) チーズケーキよ
100キロカロリー抑えて
チーズケーキを食べる
(ママ) そうよ
怒る前に問題交渉しなきゃ
プフフッw フハハハッw
(ママ) 他のは？
読み込み中だよ
この警察犬の動画は前に見たね
心肺蘇生だよ
これはハッピーになるよ
(ママ) ほぉ ほぉ
(ママ) ホホホホホッw
(ママ) ホハッハッハッw
(ママ) ホハッハッハッw
(ママ) オォ ホホッw
(ママ)  オォ ホホッホ
(ママ) ホッホッホッw
(ママ) ホォ
(ママ) まぁ
かわいいよね？
キュンキュンするわ
オーマイグッドネス
ママ 1ついい？
(ママ) イエス
実は守ってたんだ
『閲覧注意』を検索結果から除いてたんだ

English: 
(Mark): You should say thank you for saving 100 calorie from going into fat cells. (Momiplier): Yes, so I can eat cheesecake
Get all the cheesecake
(Mark): Get cheese cake after say thank you for saving 100 calorie but eat cheesecake after
(Momiplier): Yeah I say mmm
You negotiate problem not get angry
(Markimoo laughing)
Lets see the fun stuff
(Mark): It's not loading here I know what this video is. I-I know it's already gonna give you police dog
It's uh, like doing CPR. So I'm just gonna show you the video to make you happy
(Momiplier laughing)
(Momiplier): Adorable!
(More Momiplier laughter)
(Mark): Pretty cute right?
(Momiplier): It is absolutely adorable. Oh my goodnesss.
(Mark): Mom, I have something to tell you (Momiplier): What?
(Mark): I've been...
Protecting you because I have not been introducing not safe for work in results

Japanese: 
本当のゲームはこれからだよ
世の痛みをもって―
(ママ) どういうこと？
フフフッw フハッハッハッハw
(ママ) まだ苦労が足りないって？
フハッハッハッハw
(ママ) アップダウンあったのよ
(ママ) カモン
(ママ) 他に何があるのよ
アッイッイッw
(ママ) カモン
そうだね ママ そのとおりだよ
ママが正しいよ
要するに実態なんだ
真実さ
(ママ) 現実？
そうだよ
ウゥフ (´･ω･`;)
オォ ウゥフ
オォノォw
(ママ) え？何よ？
読んでよw
オォノォw
(ママ) え？どうしたの？
規制しないとw
(ママ) そんなにひどいの？
うんw
説明不足だった？w
『Reddit 50\50』のほぼ全てが・・・
『ナイス』か『キュート』かなんだ

English: 
But you're not playing the true game unless you have a risk of being scarred for life
(Momiplier): What does that mean?
(Markimoo Laughing)
(Momiplier): Dont I have a hard life yet? I thought I had through ups and down
Haha, oh come on.
What else can I have to go experience
Come on.
(Mark): Yeah y'know youre right youre right mom youre right
You're right when you're right you're right, okay but you got to play the true honest the true honest, um.
(Momiplier): Facts of life? (Mark): Yeah
Yeah, you gotta, oof
Oh no
(Momiplier): What? What? What? Why?
(Mark): I'm just reading this, oh no.
(Momiplier): What?
What are you doing?  (Mark): I'm trying to protect you. (Momiplier): Why, is it so horrible? (Mark): Yeah
Do you not know how this works? So the most-most of the reddit 50/50's they are usually
something nice or cute or

Japanese: 
例えば 『裸の女の子』を見るか
または・・・
『凶悪殺人犯』を見るかなんだ
世の中の痛みなんだよ
(ママ) そうなのね
(ママ) 覚悟はあるわ
(ママ) 下劣なものを見るわよ
フィw ハッハッハw
良いのを選ばして
(ママ) オォノォ カモン
これかな
(ママ) 見せないで
フフハッハッハw
わかった
『集合体恐怖症』か『愛らしい鳥の握手』
これはもちろん
B！
後者だね
そのほうがいい
ベレ いい？
ベレも見ちゃうかも
(ママ) おけぇ
(ママ) ベレ ダメよ
フハッハッw
よし
(ママ) オーマイゴッド
(2人) フゥァァアアッ
え？
ウ”ォォ
(ママ) オッオォ
何これ？
(ママ) 何よこれ
何これ？
なんだこりゃ！
(ママ) オォォオオオォォォォ
どうなってる！
(ママ) オォォオオオォォォォ
(ママ) オォォオオオォォォォ
(ママ) オォォォォォ
(ママ) おサルさんが―
ウマバエだ
ウマバエだよ

English: 
Maybe like some naked girl or something and then it's vs
horrible death, maim, murders
Very bad a lot of life scarring things. (Momiplier): You know what?
I have lived my life
I'm ready to see some ugly stuff too
(Mark): Let me figure out some good stuff for you. (Momiplier): Uh, no, come on. (Mark): Okay, alright. (Momiplier): Show me the way
(Mark): All right. Okay, let's do trypophobia or adorable bird shakes hand.
(Momiplier): Of course, number B!
(Mark): And of course number B. Belle settle down ,settle down you're gonna have to see these things too okay
(Momiplier): Belle, let's watch!
Alright. (Momiplier): Oh my god.
(Horrified gasps)
(Mark): What is that? (Both): Eurgh
(Mark): What is that?! (Momiplier): What is that?
(Mark):What is that?? (Momiplier): Ooooooooo (Mark): What is that??!!
(Grossed out Momiplier)
(Momiplier): It's a monkey with, uh
(Mark): Ohh, it's got botflies

English: 
So botflies, they're these horrible things they basically- (Momiplier): they egg lay!
(Mark): They plant eggs in your skin and then the larva grows in your body. Yeah, no good. Yeah
You ready?
All right
(Momiplier): She's giving me CPR
(Mark): Mouse finds new friend or mouse eaten alive
(Momiplier): Oh, number one please.
I'm gonna just open one eye
(More grossed out noises and laughter)
(Mark): Oh no!
(Momiplier): Oh no...
(Mark): I'm sorry
(Momiplier): I need to wash my eyes after this
(Mark): Okay, we can stop at any time. (Momiplier): NO. No. no.
I'm okay.. (Mark): You're tough, you're tough!
One-we'll get a good one soon right? we'll get a good one soon
(Momiplier): Hope so, I hope so.
(Mark): Bunny eating raspberry- (Momiplier): Come on, you can go here
(Squeals of horror from Momiplier)
(Momiplier): Oh no!

Japanese: 
おぞましい
あれは
(ママ) 卵ね
皮膚に植え付けた卵が成長するんだ
うん 最悪だね
(ママ) イィィイィ
続ける？
(ベレ) ワンッ！
(ベレ) ワンッ！
フフハッハッハw
心肺蘇生してるの
(ママ) フフフッwフフッw
フハッハッハッw
『ネズミの新しい友達』か『健康なネズミ』
(ママ) 1番目ね
フハッハッハw
(ママ) 片目にしよ
(ママ) ウゥイィイイイアァア
アァアアアアアアアア
(ママ) ウゥイィイイイアァア
フハッハッw ハァハァw
オォ ノォw
(ママ) オォ ノォォォォ ↓
ごめん
(ママ) ホッホッホッ
(ママ) あとで目を洗うわ
フハッハッハッw ハッハッw
途中で止めるのもありだよ
(ママ) ノォ ノォ
(ママ) 大丈夫よ
結構タフだね
(ママ) はぁぁぁ
次はきっと良いの見れるよ
(ママ) だといいわ
『ラズベリーを食べるうさぎ』
(ママ) さぁ 行くのよ
(ママ) アァアア！！
(ママ) オォノォ

English: 
(Mark): She's fine, she's fine she landed
(Momiplier): Oh my god, she landed.
She landed with a- my scratch on my face (Mark): Oh you okay?? (Momiplier): Is it red?
(Mark): No, not yet. (Momiplier): Oh, it's gonna be red.
It's gonna be red. (Mark): That's what video has come to (Momiplier): wheew
(Mark): This is the trouble that my own mother is going through for your entertainment. SMASH that like button
Because of what my mom is going through. (Momiplier): I'm doing this terrible. Oh,
this horrible experience
(Mark): *creepily* You better smash that like button
All right, bunny, eating raspberry or parasites bursting out of a praying mantis, right? Oh, we've gotten three bad ones in a row
(Momiplier): *hesitantly* ...What is that?
(Mark): Apparently, it's a praying mantis bursting thing
(Momiplier): What is that? *realization* Oh...
Its dying.... (Dramatic Mark Gasp)
Its dying, it wants to get out of the hell
What is that?! (Grossed out scream)
What was that!?
Ooo, no, no, no, no! (Mark): Eurgh!
It's like a worm
Ewwwww!

Japanese: 
大丈夫だよ
ちゃんと着地した
(ママ) まさか無事だなんて
ハッハッハッハッw
(ママ) 顔を引っ掻いたわ
大丈夫？
何もなってないよ
(ママ) 赤くなるわ
(ママ) 赤くなっちゃう
この動画のせいだ
ママが楽しい撮影のために
危険を冒した
高評価 押してね！
こんな目を味わったから
(ママ) 痛かったわ
(ママ) ひどい体験よ
押したほうがいい
『ラズベリーを食べるうさぎ』か
『カマキリから出る寄生虫』
また嫌な方のやつだw
(ママ) 何これ？
どう考えてもカマキリから何か出るよ
(ママ) 何？
(ママ) オォォ
ハァァオ
(ママ) 死んじゃう
(ママ) ここから出たいんだわ
イィィィィウ
(ママ) 何なの！？
(ママ) オォォオオオァ！！
(ママ) 何よこれ！？
オォォ ノノノノ！
イィウッ！
まるでミミズだ
ウ”ゥウウウウ

Japanese: 
カマキリにフィットしすぎだろ
ウウウッ！
次にいこうか
『VRのホラーで犬の尻尾を掴む女性』か
『ピラニアに食われ骨だけになった動物の死骸』
オォォ
(ママ) フワァァア
(ママ) 何？
ピラニアだ！
頭蓋骨を食べてるんだ
(ママ) ハァ
(ママ) 魚？
そうだよ
ウ”ォオオオ！
かぶりついてる
狂ってるけど
これが自然だ
自然だよ
ピラニアは凶悪だな
こんなに悪い方に当たるなんて―
『熊に襲われた男の末路』か
『毛布の猫』
B！
[♫ドラマチックな音楽 ♫]
ハァ
(ママ) ハハハッ
フフフハハッw ハハハッw
ハッハッハッw
かわいいよね？
だよね？

English: 
How'd that thing fit in that praying mantis
Euughh!
Alright.. let's move on, shall we
Woman experiencing horror VR grabs wrong end of dog for solace or dead animal getting
violently torn to shreds by piranhas leaving only the bones.
Ooohh (Both Gasp)
(Momiplier): What's that..?
(Mark): Oh, it's piranhas they're munching like an on- an old skull
(Momiplier): That's a fish?
(Mark): Yeah, have you seen piran-woah!
Okay, that's actually fascinating it's morbid but that's just nature that's nature. Nature does that
Piranhas are vicious!
You've gotten a disproportionate amount of bad ones. I'm actually surprised
Okay aftermath of man mauled by bear or my cat in a blanket... (Momiplier): B!
(Dramatic music)
(Sigh of relief)
(laughter) (Mark): That's nice right? That's nice!

English: 
This game fun? game fun? Oh no, you got a little scratch. (Momiplier): Now its going red, right? (Mark): Yes
Just a li'l, li'l bump, like
Okay, you're gonna have a vicious like villian scar but that was pretty cool right
that's totally worth almost seeing all the horrible things right a brazen alien or a bird narrowly escapes death?
A Brazilian alien. I don't know what...? (Momiplier): B. (Mark): I don't know what those mean..
(Rocking Dubstep plays in video)
(Momiplier): Ohhhh, he's handicapped. Oh.
It's not alien, he's just uh, disabled. (Mark): Dog comforts baby or person cuts open their own arm (Momiplier):  Of course A!
I rather see A!
(Mark): I think we all know what we'd rather see... Man cutting his arm open.
(Momiplier): That looks like a Lucy! That's my Lucy! (Mark): Awwww...

Japanese: 
大丈夫？楽しい？
(ママ) えぇ
傷になってるよ
(ママ) 赤いでしょ？
ボコってなってる
悪役の傷みたいだよ
でもマシだった！
傷ましいものを
見ることも大切だよね
『だらしないエーリアン』か
 『間一髪の鳥』
『ブラジルのエーリアン』だった
どっちでも
(ママ) B！
どういう意味だろ
(ママ) ハンディキャップがあるんだわ
(ママ) 身体的ハンディキャップよ
『赤ちゃんをあやす犬』か
『自分の腕を切る人』
(ママ) Aでしょ！
(ママ) 当たり前よ！
ハハハッw
むしろ見たい人いる？
『腕を切る男』
(ママ) オォォォ
(ママ) ルーシーだわ！
(ママ) ルーシーじゃないぃ ↑
(ママ) おぉぉ
見てよかったねぇ

English: 
Totally worth it, right?
(Momiplier): Yeah, that makes my heart warm
(Mark): That's cute that's cute and the other ones make your heart sad and broken
You want that one? (Momiplier): OHH, no no no!  (Mark): Yeah, you want that one? Chinchilla eating a Dorito or man injects poop into his penis hole? (Momiplier): Oh no...why?
It's gonna get some serious STD (Mark) : Yeah, that's the worst (Momiplier)STD (Mark) That's the worst   of his concern you wanna- you wanna try that one?
(Momiplier): No! No, no.
(Mark): We're gonna try that one! (Momiplier): Nooooo!!
(Mark): ....Chinchilla? (Both): Ayyyyy!!! (Both)*Laughing*
(Momiplier): That's too adorable!
(Mark): See that's the game you can't-you can't say no to everything
(Momiplier): I see, I see.
(Mark): Okay, let's just do let's do three more and that's it. Then we're done. Okay cute puppy versus a not so cute ankle
(Momiplier): A!
(Momiplier Gasp) (Mark): AUGHHH!?
(Momiplier): What happened?

Japanese: 
(ママ) 心が温まったわ
まさにキュートだね
もう一方は心が痛むし
傷つくよ
これ？
(ママ) オゥ ノォノォノォ
いや
次のだよ
『ドリトスを食べるチンチラ』か
『尿道に大便を入れる男』
(ママ) オォ ノォ まさか
ハッハッハッw
(ママ) これこそ性感染症になるわよ
最悪だよ
(ママ) STD！
それは心配だよ
トライする？
(ママ) ダメよ！
いくよ
ノォォ
チンチラ？
アァアアア
(ママ) アァアアアア
ハッハッハッハッw
ハッハッハッw
(ママ) ハッハッハッw
(ママ) かわいいわねぇ
ゲームだから
『見ない』はダメだよw
(ママ) わかったわ
ハハハッハッw
よし
あと３つにしよう
それで終わろう
『かわいい犬』か『醜い足』
A！
『かわいい犬』か『醜い足』
スゥウウ
(ママ) ハァァ！
ア”アァアッ
フフフフッ
(ママ) どうして？

Japanese: 
骨折だね
(ママ) 骨折したわよね？
僕の手もだよ
(ママ) 忘れさせないわ
フハッハッハッw
僕の腕も１回 骨折したよ
(ママ) ９歳くらいのときよ
(ママ) 公園で遊んでたの
(ママ) そしたら地面に落ちて
ポッキリ折れちゃったの
うん
すぐに治したよ
(ママ) 自分で治したのよ
(ママ) 自分で
(ママ) そして私があなたを起こしたのよ
(ママ) そしたら・・・
『ママ！ハシゴから落ちちゃった！
骨折したけど 治しちゃった！』
『へへへ～っ』
(ママ) そう言ったのよ
そうだった？w
(ママ) 『まさか自分で治したの！？』
(ママ) 私は顔を歪めたくなかったから
(ママ) 手を下に着いて
自分の顔を守ったのよ
きれいな俺の顔
よし この足首は終わろう
(ママ) ナイスよ
ナイスだったw
『ヒステリックに笑うかわいい赤ちゃん』か
『母親が瓶に保存した赤ちゃん』
(ママ) オーマイガー
(ママ) オォォォ↓ォオオオ↓

English: 
(Mark): They broke it
(Momiplier): Remember one time, you broke your hand
(Mark): Yeah my-my arm looked like that. (Momiplier): Remind of you
(Mark): My arm was very much like that foot except right here. *points* (Momiplier): Yeah, when he was about nine or ten
You know, when he was about nine or ten  he was playing the playground, He fell to the ground and his arm was broken, Completely right?
(Mark): Yeah
I set it-I set it (Momiplier): And then he set it! (Mark): I set it myself. (Momiplier): Himself. (Mark): Myself!
(Momiplier): And I went- when I came to you know, pick you up pick you guys up from playground
you said "Mom, I fell off the monkey bar and I broke my arm, but I set it!
Heh heh heh!!" That's what you said
(Mark): Did I? Did I?
(Momiplier): I said what in the world, you did it? "Well, I didn't want to hurt my face
So I just decided to put my hand down to protect my face" you say that. (Mark): My beautiful face
Anyway, let's click away from this ankle. (Momiplier): That's nice. (Mark): That's nice.
Cute baby laughing hysterically or a dead baby preserved in jar by mother?? (Momiplier): Oh my god..  (Mark):*Gasping*
Ohhhhhhhhh

Japanese: 
(ママ) どういうこと
(ママ) 『WARNING』！？
警告だ
オォノォ
(ママ) オォノォ
オォノォ
オォノォ！
ハァァァ！
(ママ) オォォオ！
(ママ) もうやだ
悲しすぎる！
(ママ) でも一体？
何でこんなこと！？
(ママ) 何があったのよ！
さっぱりだよ！！
(ママ) 彼女はこのことで
人生の日々に嘆いてるわ
(ママ) これは本当に・・・
(ママ) 痛ましいわ
(ママ) 日々の生活も
苦しみながら
(ママ) 考えてみて
(ママ) これも人生よ
(ママ) 受け入れるのよ
(ママ) 受け入れるの
(ママ) そして次を歩むの
(ママ) 忘れるのよ
うん そうだよ
(ママ) ママプライヤーからのアドバイスよ
『蜘蛛の猫』
これは着ぐるみを着た猫だと思う
『目に釣り針』

English: 
Don't know about that... Warning!! (Mark):  there's a warning, there's a warning... Oh no. (Momiplier): Oh no..
Oh no!
(Horrified noises)
Oh no! That's too much!
(Mark): That's so sad!! (Momiplier): I know but why..? (Mark:)I don't know why
What's wrong with her?
(Mark): I dont know?!
(Momiplier): Why in the world she traumatize [herself] every single day of her life by looking at that? That looks so..
Sad to the point she had to mourn every single of their life, you know life happens
Okay, that's it's part of life. You have to let it go
You have to let it go. Okay? And live for the best, you know what I mean? You have to let it go
(Mark): Mm-hmm
(Momiplier): Yeah, yes, mommypliers advice for today, okay. Mm-hmm
(Mark): Spider cat which I imagine is a cat in like a costume that's real cute or a fishhook in the eye

English: 
(Momiplier): *whispers* Oh god, I don't wanna see that...
(Mark): This will be the last one if it ends on a good note you'll end it and it'll be great. (Momiplier): Spider cat...
(Mark): Yeah, yeah!
(Screaming)
(Mark): I'm sorry..!
(Momiplier): Lucy! Hi!
Ahh, HELP!
(Mark): Maybe-maybe we could end it on- because if we pick this one again then- you remember the cute dogs on escalator weird person
With hammerhead, if we pick it again, we might get the cute dogs. (Momiplier): Okay..  (Mark): Just try it again and-
(Both): Awwww, yay!! yay!
(Mark): Alright, we'll end it there cuz that's cute (Momiplier): That's better! (Mark): So thank you everybody so much for watching. Thank you mom for going through this

Japanese: 
(ママ) オーマイガー
(ママ) ヤダわ
これが良い方だったら
全て良しだよ
(ママ) 『蜘蛛の猫』ね
うん！
うん！
うん！
(ママ) ホワァアアアア！
ハッハッハッwハッハァ
(ママ) オォォ
アイムソーリー
ヒッヒッヒッヒッw
[人生のトラウマよ]
(ママ) オォ
(ママ) ルーシー！ハァ！
ハッハッハッw
前に見たから
これはたぶん良いやつだよ
『エスカレーターのかわいい犬』か
『ハンマーヘッドシャーク顔の人』
かわいい犬のはずだよ
(ママ) おけぇ
見てみよう
いぇええい
(ママ) あぁあおぉおお！
いぇええい
(ママ) いぇええい！
フハハッw
(ママ) いぇええい！
いぇぇい
(ママ) いぇええい！
かわいいから
ここまでにしよう
(ママ) ベターね
みんな見てくれてありがとう
ママもありがとう
ごめんね
見せてしまって

Japanese: 
でも神様は考えるはずさ
みんなありがとう
ママのYoutubeチャンネルもよろしくね
(ママ) ハッハッハッハッw
詳細欄にあるからね
(ママ) 私のチャンネル？
ないわよ
『ママのチャンネル』か
『ピラニアに食べられる牛の動画』
(ママ) オォw
(ママ) カモン！
２つに１つ
『良いねを押す』か
『通知ボタンを押す』
50/50 ショットw
良いねしてくれたら
韓国料理の作り方を紹介するわ
プルコギ？
(ママ) プルコギよ
とにかく押してね
良いねボタン押してね
(ママ) ヘルシーで簡単よ
(ママ) 作るのに10分
いや5分も掛からないわ
たったの10分だ
要注意だぞ
プルコギを作ろうね
みんな見てくれてありがとう
詳細欄から他の動画もよろしくね
いつもの通り
次の動画でお会いしましょう！
(ママ) メリークリスマス～🎅
メリークリスマス～！
バイバ～イ
(ママ) バ～イ

English: 
I'm sorry that I have to subject you to that but gosh darn it think of the views
Anyway, thank you everybody so much. You can check out my mom's YouTube channel
In the description below
(Momiplier): What youtube channel? I don't have a youtube channel??
It'll either be- it'll either be my mom's YouTube channel or a video of a cow being eaten by piranhas
(Momiplier): Oh-
Come on!
(Momiplier Laughing) (Mark): 50/50 shot. Okay, you can either hit the like button or ring the bell
50/50 shot (Momiplier): If you hit the like button, I'm gonna show you how to make a Korean dish which is-
Bulgogi. Maybe next time (Mark): probably gonna do it anyway, but
Smash that like button, you know how it is. (Momiplier): I'll make a very simple and healthy
Yeah, you won't take a lot more than maybe your time of 10 minutes five minutes to make this. (Mark): Just ten minutes
That's it so watch out for that? Let's make some bulgogi. All right...
Thank you everybody so much for watching check out the description for more videos that I've done with my mom
And as always, we'll see you
In the next video!
(Momiplier): And Merry Christmas! (Mark): Merry Christmas! Bye-Bye! Bye!

English: 
Mom and Mark both laughing there butt off
(Outro Music)
