From having sex with a fence to making up
a story about killing a bear with a knife,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the weirdest things people have done to impress
their crushes.
I’m Doopie, and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by BoxLivesMatter
Spincess
One day during a game of Truth or Dare at
lunch, Spincess’s crush Tolop told her it
would be funny if someone danced on the school
lunch tables.
Spincess thought about it, and the next day
she came to school with a radio.
At lunch, Spincess played the songs “Treat
You Better” and “Despacito.”
Once Tolop was watching, she got up and danced
on the table.
While she was dancing, she slipped and fell
on another kid, who pushed Tolop order to
save himself.
Tolop got his face pushed into the plate of
mashed potatoes next to him, and then got
beat up by the school bully for "stealing"
his lunch.
So now Tolop hates her and says a rock could
have treated him better.
Number 9 was Submitted by Bergbomb Hellbent
Hellbent grew up in a small town where everyone
was kinda redneck.
When he turned 20 he moved to a larger town
and got a job with a flooring company.
He started falling for one of the girls in
the office and thought he could impress her
with his hunting skills.
So when hunting season came around, Hellbent
and his brother went out and shot a 600-pound
bear.
Hellbent brought the bear to the shop to skin
it.
Hellbent’s boss was a hunter too, so he
allowed it.
Hellbent’s crush came in and saw the huge
bear strung up, and Hellbent standing there
with a knife, covered in blood.
She actually thought Hellbent had been attacked
by the bear and killed it with the knife.
Hellbent’s boss backed up that version of
the story, and she ended up asking Hellbent
out.
Number 8 was Submitted by EdgeR00Star Nixxiom
When Nixxiom was in middle school, he told
his crush he could play her any song she wanted
on the guitar.
She asked if Nixxiom could write a song just
for her, and he agreed.
That’s when Nixxiom begged his mom to buy
him a guitar, because he didn’t own one
and had actually never played before.
His mom finally agreed and got him a cheap
electric guitar from a pawn shop.
Nixxiom brought his guitar to school every
day to practice, and when his crush came to
him, he said he was still working on her song.
Nixxiom never did write that song, or date
that girl.
But he did learn to play guitar, and now makes
his living performing in a local metal band.
Number 7 was Submitted by Comet_2004 Andie
The weirdest thing Andie ever did to impress
her crush, Adam, was when they were walking
together in the hallway to their second class.
Andie and Adam were already best friends,
so Andie decided it was a good idea to purposely
trip so that Adam would catch her.
She put her foot in front of his and tripped...
and fell face first on the ground.
Adam didn't grab her, he just stood there
in shock and laughed at her.
He at least helped her up and walked her to
the nurse – because Andie’s nose was bleeding.
Number 6 was Submitted by BossBliss1234_4321
Gooby
One day Gooby and her crush Dolan were walking
home from a movie with some friends.
They lived right next door to each other so
Dolan offered to walk Gooby home.
On the way, they found a kitten stuck under
a drainage pipe in the street.
Gooby thought it was her opportunity to show
him she was kind and caring, so she ran to
the kitten and pulled it out.
Gooby brought the kitten to Dolan and suggested
he take it home with him.
Dolan said, "Thanks but…
I'm allergic."
Then he started sneezing.
The next day he told their friends and they
all laughed and teased Gooby for not knowing.
Number 5 was Submitted by ShadowCVII Grgak
When Grgak was 15, he and his crush Melon
went out for a walk and met up with Grgak’s
friend, MKyleM.
MKyleM also had a crush on Melon, so Grgak
felt like he had to do anything to impress
her.
MKyleM decided they should all play truth
or dare.
Grgak dared MKyleM to make himself vomit.
He didn't back down and made himself vomit,
pretty much ruining him.
Melon’s dare was for Grgak to "have sex"
with a nearby construction fence.
Grgak was ready to do anything, so his stuck
his limp penis through the fence.
Grgak and Melon have now been dating for two
years, and she later told Grgak that doing
that dare was when she started having feelings
for him.
Number 4 was Submitted by Pixelated_Game Melissa
Melissa and her friend had a crush on the
same guy, and neither of them would give him
up.
Melissa told her friend that if she could
beat Melissa in a game, she would back down.
Melissa won the game, so her friend started
telling their crush that Melissa KICKED HER
DOG.
The story spread through the whole school,
so Melissa started telling everyone the exact
opposite - that her friend had kicked Melissa’s
dog.
Somehow, Melissa ended up winning the rumor
war, and she ended up dating their crush.
Melissa and her friend apologized and remained
friends.
Now Melissa’s friend has a boyfriend as
well, and they both laugh when one of them
brings it up.
Number 3 was Submitted by Xarillion Pringle
Pringle was in gym class with the girl he
had a crush on, and she was sitting and watching
him play badminton 2-on-1 against his friends.
Pringle was beating them, so he got a little
cocky and started showing off.
Pringle’s friend hit one over his head,
and when he turned around for it, he twisted
his ankle and then fell on it, which snapped
the bone.
Determined to still look like a badass, Pringle
tried to play it off, saying it was just a
bad sprain.
In the next class, Pringle’s crush sat next
to him while Pringle was pale and sweaty from
holding back the pain.
The teacher noticed what was wrong and decided
to look at it.
Pringle’s ankle was twisted 90 degrees to
the side and horrifically swollen.
Pringle confessed when he came back with a
cast.
She called him an idiot, but hey, it worked.
Number 2 was Submitted by Marshall_lee666
Pandora
In first grade, Pandora had a bunch of what
she believed to be pixie dust.
She dumped it all over her head just as her
crush walked past, and told him that she could
fly because of it.
To prove it, Pandora climbed to the top of
the playground and yelled down to her crush,
"once I'm in the sky I'm coming back for you!"
Pandora jumped, and fell flat on the ground.
Everyone laughed and he walked away, but Pandora’s
crush came back with a teacher, so she was
okay.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I
ever did to impress 
a crush?
