- Hey Chase and Shawn,
your cousin Wade is
gonna be here any minute.
You guys really need to
find something to do.
(suspenseful music)
(door bell chimes)
- [Chase] (gasp) Wade's here!
Hey Wade!
- We're so glad you're here.
- Yeah.
- We need to find something to do.
- Yeah, c'mon!
- What should we do guys?
- I don't know.
- We should play Fortnite.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah, let's do that.
- Ah, but there's three of
us and only three computers
and dad's using that computer.
- Dad, can we play
Fortnite on that computer?
(record scratching sound)
- Uh, sorry guys,
I'm working on your next video over here.
- But Dad, that only leaves
us with two computers.
And we need three.
- Tell you what,
why don't you guys play
a Fortnite Battle Royale
and the winners get to play
on the two computers first,
and then you can take turns.
All right, I think I got everything.
I got a TS, I got the dynamite,
slurp juice... rocket launcher.
All right, time to set up
for a Fortnite Battle Royale.
All right you guys, I'm all done.
Three, two, one.
Go!
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Ah!
Uh.
Ooh.
Yes, finally made it to the backyard.
Ooh, I need to find out where everyone is.
- Ah!
(screaming)
All right, I'm in the backyard.
- Oh, Shawn's just landed over there.
- Ah!
Oof.
- Wade's just landed over there.
Okay, imma need a blaster?
Oh yes, there's one right here.
And it has some ammo with it too.
- Awesome!
A ammo box.
Let's see what I got.
(metal box clanging)
Whoa!
A micro shot TS.
- A micro shot blaster with ammo.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh where are those guys?
Oh there's Chase.
- Ha! Whoa!
- Oh, there's Chase.
(dart blaster)
- Woo.
- Oh, so close.
(dart blasting continues)
- You're going down, Wade.
- No you're going down, Chase.
- Woo.
(dart blasting continues)
- I'll get you, Chase.
Woo.
- Woo.
(dart blasting continues)
Ha!
- Ha!
- Woo.
- You guys are a bunch
of nubes compared to me.
- I'm gonna get you with
this llama back, Shawn.
Ha!
- Can't get me.
(dart blasting continues)
- Ha!
Almost hit you there.
- You can't beat me.
(dart blasting continues)
- [Chase] Whoa.
Oh no, I have Shawn and Wade blasting me.
I have gotta find a better
weapon than this micro shot.
(dart blasting continues)
Oh yes, there's a SP over there.
I gotta go get it.
Whoa.
Yes it has extra ammo too.
- Whoa, an AR-L.
And it has extra ammo.
- SP and an ammo box.
(metal box clanging)
Ooh, darts and a boogie bomb.
- This looks like a good base.
Oh yeah.
- Ah ha! Now I'm gonna get you guys.
(blaster)
- [Chase] Whoa.
Whoa.
I'm gonna get you this time, Wade.
(dart blaster)
Ha!
(dart blaster clicking)
- Ha!
- I got a little present for you, Chase.
- Oh no!
(slow laughing)
- I think I'll go get Shawn now.
(dart blaster)
- Can't get me, Wade.
(dart blaster)
- [Wade] I got hit. I
need to get first aid.
- Yes, I got him.
(music playing)
- Ah, that's better.
I'm back to 75 health.
- You can't defeat me.
(dart blaster)
Uh oh, I gotta reload.
Oh I'm now preparing to the AR-L.
- Oh! Wade just moved.
Now's my chance to get
on top of that play set.
(quest music)
Oh yes, a TS. It has extra ammo with it.
This will be perfect.
(dart blaster)
- [Shawn] Oh no you don't, Chase.
- Oh yes I do.
- [Shawn] Close.
(dart blaster exchange)
(dramatic music continues)
- [Shawn] (screams)
Oh, close one Chase.
- [Chase] Ah.
- Not close enough.
(dart blaster exchange continues)
- Whoa, I'm taking you down first, Wade.
(playful music)
Woo. I'm hit. I need
some slurp juice to heal.
Ah, here's some.
(gulping sound)
Ah, that's way better.
Now time to get back to fighting.
(dramatic music)
You think you can take me down, Shawn?
- [Shawn] Yeah, I do.
- [Chase] Well, too bad.
- I have to go get Chase out there.
(fuse burning)
Happy blast day, Chase.
- Dynamite, oh no!
- I gotta get out of here too.
(explosion)
- Whoa.
- Woo. I barely made it away from that.
Gotta keep moving though.
- (gasp) A TS water blaster.
- Hey cannons.
- Whoa, it's a super
soaker rocket launcher.
This will be perfect to attack them.
- Okay, oh yeah. I really liking this.
(quest music)
- Hey Shawn!
Let's see how you like rockets, Shawn.
- [Shawn] (screams)
- Boogie bomb!
- Oh no!
Oh no, I can't stop doing the dance.
Ah!
Ah!
- And I got these for you, Chase.
- [Chase] Whoa!
I got this for you though. Ha!
- Ah!
(quest music)
- [Chase] Ha!
- [Shawn] (screams) oh.
I'll get you back for that.
(water squirting)
- [Chase] (screams)
- [Shawn] Take that.
(water squirting)
- Huh?
- Boy, turbo spin.
Yeah.
- You guys, he started playing Fortnite.
- What? He's playing Fortnite?
- Seriously? He said he was doing work.
- We can't let him get away with it.
We need a plan.
- Guys, I have an idea.
- Ah yeah, (laughing)
All right.
(door squeaks close)
- [Dad] Oh, hey what's up Wade?
- Chase and Shawn need you.
- Oh all right, let's go.
- Goin' on, Wade?
(suspenseful music)
W- Wade, where's Chase and Shawn?
Whoa! What are you guys doin'?
Oh guys. Ah!
(splash)
(gasping)
- That's for saying you're working
when you're really playing Fortnite.
- [Dad] No, but...
- [Chase] Now we are
gonna go play Fortnite
while you clean all this mess up.
(triumphant music)
- Oh! Oh no. It's the
last time I trick them.
I guess I learnt my lesson.
Oh. I can't believe I nee-
I gotta clean all this up.
Oh.
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Poof.
(electrifying sound)
