“Hotline Bling” by Drake,
Music Video Parody.
“Online Fling” Spoof Song by Asian Glow.
You used to have to use a telephone,
Every time you used the dial-up.
You had to use a telephone,
Every time you dialed up!
So you could have an online fling!
(Online Fling)
But you know that don’t mean a thing.
(Online Fling)
But you still had an online fling!
(Online Fling)
It still don’t really mean a thing.
Ever since I lost my GeoCities, Yahoo!
Had several different services they shutdown.
Everybody’s classic MySpace ain’t around,
Neither are chat rooms where I had accounts!
Ever since I lost my GeoCity, YouTube!
Is where I started going when I got bored.
Stumbling through cyberspace a lot more,
And somehow I keep ending up on softcore porn!
You used to have to use a telephone,
Every time you used the dial-up.
You had to use a telephone,
Every time you dialed up!
So you could have an online fling!
(Online Fling)
But you know that don’t mean a thing.
(Online Fling)
But you still had an online fling!
(Online Fling)
It still don’t really mean a thing.
These days, all I do is -
Ponder if eHarmony will chain me to someone else.
Swiping right on Tinder,
Just to match me with someone else.
A-List OkCupid, got you creeping up on someone else.
Don’t be in denial, we are stalking profiles!
Wow! I thought that I was alone.
Dancing all in my home.
But my web camera was on,
While I sang into a microphone.
(Yeah)
I thought that no one else, would see me be myself.
You used to have to use a telephone,
Every time you used the dial-up.
You had to use a telephone,
Every time you dialed up!
So you could have an online fling!
(Online Fling)
But you know that don’t mean a thing.
(Online Fling)
But you still had an online fling!
(Online Fling)
It still don't really mean a thing.
(Online Fling)
