(Geoff): Doesn't like Boner Patrol with a 0, either.
(Michael): God damn it.
(Gavin): Why don't you do Bonner Patrol?
(Geoff): [Sighs] Lemme try one more thing.
[Ray, Gavin, & Michael Laugh]
(Geoff): Damn it!
Alright, well I'm gonna be the fuckin' Rebels I guess.
(Ray): Okay.
(Gavin): Wow. What was- what did you change it to?
(Geoff): Boner with a 0 and a 3.
[Gavin laughs]
Alright, well...
(Michael): I paid my furniture bill twice!
Bullshit!
(Geoff): I'm gonna- I'm gonna play this game under protest.
[Michael hits desk]
(Gavin): What happened?
(Michael): That's why I was punching my desk. I accidentally paid my furniture bill twice.
(Gavin): Why'd you pay it twice?
(Michael): 'Cause it was an accident! 'Cause I set  up an auto-pay, and then I paid it,
but I assumed it wouldn't pay it *again* two days later.
(Ray): So are you good for next month?
(Geoff): Alright, dickheads, let's get going.
(Ray): Let's do it, alright, uh. Worms. This is a let's play.
(Gavin): Let's introduce ourselves.
(Ray): I'm uh. Let's introduce you guys. I'm Ray.
(Gavin): I'm Gavin.
(Michael): Michael.
(Geoff): And Geoff. My team- My team was called Boner Patrol but the game didn't like it.
(Michael): Nope.
(Gavin): You have- We have to be smart with names, you have to just cleverly censor them.
(Michael): Is there? This volcano.
(Ray): Uhhh.
(Gavin): Oh, god.
(Michael): Hey, so I don't remember how to play at all.
(Geoff): I don't remember how to play either, I haven't played in years.
(Gavin): So is this the original Worms? Or this this a remake of- is this not- oh. Got an achievement.
(Michael): Dude, achievement? I'm fuckin'- yeah. Gav in Da USA
(Ray): Whoa, Gav in Da USA, it's Gob's turn.
(Gavin): Yeah I had to. I made a new American  gamertag.
(Ray): Alright, Gav, you're wasting time
(Gavin): Holy crap. What are the con-
(Michael): I didn't even look at what the achievement was. I probably should've.
(Gavin): What are the controls?
How do I- oop, jump.
(Geoff): So none of my- the only name that made it in was Steve.
[All laugh]
The f- Dr Butthole, The Fart, and uh Gobble Boners didn't make it in.
[Ray laughs]
(Geoff): This fuckin' bullshit game.
(Michael): So, Gavin has Gob.
(Ray): Gavin has Gob aiming at Terrible, and just not shooting.
(Gavin): Oooh-op.
[Gavin laughs] Bye Terrible.
(Michael): Holy shit.
(Geoff): Jesus.
(Ray): Later, bro.
(Michael): So, did Gavin practise, or-
(Geoff): That was probably Dr Butthole right there.
(Michael): That's where that rocket went.
Oh, Left Arm, that's one of my guys, there.
There's Right Leg. Mine also- did not-
(Ray): Jib Buttkiss?
(Geoff): How come Buttkiss makes it in, but not Butthole?
(Michael): Oh that's Ray. Okay gotcha.
[Gavin laughs]
(Ray): Yeah you're yellow.
(Michael): I got Unpleasant over there.
(Geoff): That's bullshit.
(Michael): Bint?!
(Gavin): That's mine! It's Bint!
(Michael): How do I, uh, how do I shoot, Gavin?
(Gavin): Uh... I don't know. I don't know the controls. I pressed-
(Michael): You just murdered Geoff!
(Ray): You just shot!
(Gavin): I pressed all of the buttons until something happened.
(Michael): Did you really?
(Geoff): You're full of shit, you held it down and aimed.
(Gavin): I think it was A
(Ray): Fuckin' Jib Buttkiss.
(Michael): Yeah, it's A.
(Ray): No, not the Right Leg!
(Michael): Fuck! I missed!
(Ray): No you- there's splash damage.
(Michael): Oh, okay.
(Gavin, mumbling): Splash your damage.
(Michael): Dude, Gavin had a fuckin' tactical thing
(Michael): Alright, so I got Jib.
(Ray): Fuckin' Bint.
(Gavin): Where's my other guys?
(Ray): Alright. Hmm.
(Geoff): Hmm.
(Ray): How do you change weapons?
(Michael): Fuck!
(Ray): Oh you can change the weapon!
(Michael): Is Jib the only one that made it?!
(Gavin): Who made it?
(Ray): Huh. That's a lot of shit here.
(Gavin): Did you lose every name?
(Michael): Yeah...
(Gavin): What were some of your other ones?
(Michael): Uh, I had um. I had Dick Gayson.  [Gavin laughs]
(Ray): Isn't the banana bomb really good?
Guess I'll find out. Oh, shit! No, NO!
(Gavin): Oh my god! Where'd you get that?
[Geoff laughs] (Gavin): Where'd you get it?
Ooop!
(Michael): Holy shi-it!
(Ray): No damage was done we're all fine.
We're all good. The Left Arm, the Left Leg, and the Right Arm are good.
(Gavin): Good lord, all the bananas just went completely off screen.
That was awesome.
(Ray): That was... crazy.
(Michael): I'm going to be honest- I can't remember the names of my other two guys.
I just remember Jib Buttkiss and Dick Gayson.
(Geoff): I don't know what I'm doin'.
(Gavin): Hey Geoff. Ge- Just-
(Ray): You hit B to change weapon and you hit A to fire.
(Gavin): I just want to let you know that we're f- Ooh!
(Ray): Oh shit.
(Michael): Jesus!  (Gavin): Why would you do that?!
(Michael): That was me, Gavin.
(Ray): [Laughs] Bodge? Did you name him Bodge?
(Gavin): Yeah I named him Bodge, but Geoff you blew the crap out of yourself.
(Geoff): I guess I did. I don't remember how to play this game, I haven't played this game in like ten years.
(Ray): This is a warmup.
(Michael): That's true. Whoa, there's health.
(Ray): Whoa, it's the Left Arm, shoutout.
(Gavin): How do you get to the... weapons?
(Ray): You hit the B button.
(Gavin): Oh, it's Gav in Da USA.
(Gavin): What- What is it? What bumper?
(Michael): B!  (Geoff): Hit B!
(Ray): It's the B button. The red one.
(Gavin): B. Oh, god.
(Michael): Fuck, dude. Fuck.
(Gavin): Hm. This- This looks like. 
(Ray): You can rocket jump in this game.
Just aim down and shoot and you go really high.
(Gavin): By the way, guys. [Geoff laughs] This is gonna be awesome.
(Ray): Oh here we go. I'm ready for fuckin'-
(Michael): Yeah, he's gonna banana the shit out of all of us!
(Gavin): I've just gotta be careful not to touch Bodge over there, 'cause he's my favourite one.
(Michael): Dude, dude, throw it right up and hit yourself.
(Ray): Tap A. Like you have to tap A really fast.
(Michael): Do it.
(Gavin): This is gonna- okay here we go.
(Geoff): Yeah, tap A.
(Ray): Yeah tap A.
(Gavin): Hyuh-oop, yes!
That was- that was top. Look at- OOP!
(Ray): Oh, wow.
[All shout, Geoff laughs]
(Gavin): Aw, Bodge!
(Michael): FUCK!
[Gavin laughs]
(Ray): You hit Bodge!  (Michael): You did hit Bodge.
That wasn't as terrible as it could've been though, that was pretty good. He fucking killed *my* ass.
(Ray): Oh, two kills.
(Gavin): Oh, no, no, no, Bodge! Bodge!
(Michael): Oh, fuck Bodge.
(Ray): Nice phallic tombstone.
(Gavin): Who'd I kill?
(Geoff): Damn.
(Michael): Fuck! You killed... one of my guys.  (Gavin): Who's that with black eyes?
(Geoff): I'm fuckin'-  I'm already out of the game.
(Ray): Oh nice, drop for me.
(Michael): You're *dead*?!
(Geoff): I got one... dude left I think.
(Ray): I think you got two dudes.
(Michael): Oh, whoa, look at all these weapons. What do they all do?!
(Gavin): Right Arm looks like he's about to take a-  a dive.
(Ray): Your mother's about to take a dive.
(Geoff): Ooh-ooh!
(Gavin): Oh, god, Ray!
(Geoff): Into cock!
(Gavin): You don't know her!
(Ray): I apologize-  I apologize to Mrs Free.
[Geoff laughs]
(Michael, imitating Gavin): Ray, that came out o' nowhere!
(Michael): Dude like what do I do with all these weapons, I don't remember how to do anything!
(Ray): I don't know, just leave the Left Leg alone.
(Michael): Dude. Come here.
(Ray): Are you gonna punch me in the face?
(Gavin): So why do we have all these weapons from the beginning? 
(Michael): Jump! How do I jump?!
(Ray): You, uh, it's the X button, and you double tap X to do a backflip.
(Gavin): "Full Wormage" is every weapon, right?
(Ray): Yeah. 
Gavin): Ohh, we shouldn't do that for the next one.
(Ray): Why?
(Gavin): Cause it's-  it makes-  I mean everyone's overpowered-
[Geoff imitates Gavin stumbling over words]
[Gavin laughs]
(Michael): OOH! OOH! OOH, FUCK!
[Ray laughs]
(Geoff): Ahh, you jumped on it you moron!
(Michael, laughing): I tried to jump backwards!
(Ray): Oh! Oh you guys just got double mined!
(Gavin): Spaff!
Oh, no! Not Spaff!
[Geoff & Michael laughing]
(Michael, laughing): Holy shit!
(Ray): Oh, we're good.
(Michael): I fucking killed myself!
(Gavin): Immoral's got 1 health.
(Michael): The other guy has 8!
(Geoff): Man, Michael, you're your own worst enemy, man.
(Gavin): How's Left Arm got 125 health?
(Ray): Uh... I think he spawned on a health kit.
Oh, no, fuckin' mine!
Did I just take damage? Is my turn over?
(Gavin): Wow!
You survived that I think. (Ray): Are we good- FUCK, my turn's over!
(Gavin): Wow, you took 1 damage! [Geoff laughs]
[All laugh]
(Ray): Dammit.
(Geoff): How do you jump?
(Ray): Uh, X button.
(Geoff) X button. Got it.
(Gavin): A. A is jump.
Just tap A.
(Michael): Shut up.
(Gavin): Who's this playing now? Who- which worm is this?
(Michael): This is Geoff.
(Gavin): Oh, nice backflip dude.
(Ray): You fuckin'-  your sack was in my eyes.
(Gavin): Alright, just-  Go easy on Bodge, 'cause he's not-  he's not looking too good.
(Ray): "Go easy on Bodge"?
(Michael): I'm about to be murdered.
(Ray): Hey it's Steve.
(Michael): Dude, look at Right Leg's eyeballs, did you see that?
(Geoff): Fuuck.
[All but Geoff laugh]
(Gavin): Ohh, ooh!
(Ray): NO!
(Michael): Wow! And somehow you didn't kill yourself?
(Gavin): Holy crap, how did you survive?
(Geoff): Uhh, hyee...
(Gavin, laughing): Steve. I like that Steve is the one you named.
[Geoff laughs]
(Ray): Oh, it's Bodge!
(Gavin): Alright, Bodge is not looking good.
(Ray): Oh look at Naughty over there with 1 health.
(Michael): Look, look how sad Jib is.
(Geoff): [Laughs] He does look sad.
(Michael): Jiiib!
Nooo!
(Ray): Look at him! What are you gonna do?
(Michael): What are you gonna do? Are you gonna karate chop me?
Oh shit.
(Gavin): Good night, Jib! Ooh!
(Geoff): Whoa! What was that?
(Michael): You just killed yourself, why'd you do that?
(Gavin): Kamikaze.
He had like 6 health, I think.
(Michael): He had 9, Gavin.  (Gavin): Oh did he?
[Geoff laughs]
(Ray): That changes everything.
(Michael): It's 9% of 100.
(Gavin): Oh look at those flowers.
(Michael): Well I'm- Oh that's right, I forgot you guys left.
Fuckin', rockin' it up here, ba-by!
(Gavin): Bloody red team over here.
(Geoff): Yeah, everyone's been ignoring Ray.
(Ray): Well I am Exodia, to be fair. I am the forbidden one.
(Gavin): I think between this game and the next one we should rename our worms.
(Michael): Yeah, we should.
(Geoff): Awh, fuck. Again?
(Gavin): Yeah, 'cause Right Leg and Left Arm and Left Leg is not doing it for me, Ray, creatively.
(Ray): Well I didn't ask if it was doing it for you or not.
(Michael): Awh, what the fuck?!
What did I?!- [Angry noise]
(Ray): What just h- Oh hey, I'm alive.
(Michael): How did it hit him and-
(Gavin): Did you just shoot your own guy right in the mouth?
(Michael): No, I shot Ray, but I was trying to shoot the fucking one on the,
on the... thing behind him. I don't know what the hell it hit!
(Gavin): Uh oh- You shot the- Now the guy you shot in the face is really mad.
(Michael): Whatever.
(Ray): I got this.
(Gavin): What's this guy named? Left Ball or whatever?
[Ray laughs] (Michael): Yeah, his name's Left Ball.
Ray's gonna win the game, just because his entire team is up here.
(Gavin): Oh-ohh, oh that's a grenade.
(Michael): Dude I'm gonna be fine. I'm dead.
(Gavin): That was overkill for one-
(Ray): Dude no flies on Left Leg.
(Gavin): For a worm-
(Ray): That was overkill? You kamikaze'd!
(Gavin): Yeah but that g- he had one health, you could've punched him and he would've died.
(Ray): Yeah but then-  there was a mine over there, I can't get close.  (Gavin): Oh, yeah?
(Ray): "Feeling a little low? Try this!"
(Ray): Naughty!
(Gavin): Oh, it's De-Geff with 1 health!
(Michael): He's totally stuck too, he needs to use like a jetpack or a grappling hook or something.
(Ray): You can like just, bury yourself underground and hide.
(Gavin): Ah, yeah.
(Geoff): What can I do?
(Michael): What?
Can you?
(Ray): Yeah.
(Ray): There's like a- blowtorch, yeah.
(Michael): What the fuck?!  (Ray): Ohh, shit.
Nice killstreak, bro.
(Michael): Ah, shit.
(Ray): This is... my limbs are not going to be looking good.
(Michael): Awh, shit!
(Ray): Ah, please miss, ah fuck.
(Michael): [Geoff chuckling] Awh, you got railed, and-  thank god it missed me.
(Ray): I'll take it. 33  damage, not bad.
(Geoff): How the fuck did you only do 33 damage from that?
(Ray): 'Cause I'm the left arm of the forbidden one dude.
(Geoff): Shut up!  (Ray, laughing): Okay.
(Gavin): Alright, Gob, moment-
(Ray): 300 attack, 200 defense.
(Gavin): Now's the moment of glory. Uhp! Nope.
(Ray): I forgot about this asshole back here.
(Gavin): How do you backflip?
(Ray): Jesus christ, are you going to jump over the barrel?
(Michael): Jesus christ, you double tap! You just told us that.
(Gavin): Did I? (Michael & Geoff): Yes!
(Gavin): I don't think I did.
OOP!
[Michael sighs, Gavin laughs]
(Michael): WOW. Ho-ly shit, you moron! [Geoff laughs]
(Geoff): You're the dumbest motherfucker ever.
(Michael): I like 'cause Gavin's reaction's slightly faster than, than our stream.
(Gavin, laughing): I double tapped A, by accident!
(Ray): Did you jump high?
(Michael): Dude! Fuckin'-
(Gavin): I jumped REALLY high!
Ooh, god.
(Ray): The Left Leg and the Right Arm are about to get it pret-ty hard.
[All laugh]
(Michael): Yeah they are.
(Ray): Double tap A to jump! It worked for Gavin.
(Michael): [Grunts] Get up there.
(Michael): Geet up there, come on!
You can do it! Yeah.
NO!
AWH, [Hitting desk] FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!  [Geoff & Gavin laugh]
DAMMIT!
[Geoff laughs] SHIT!
[Geoff & Gavin laugh]
NO! [Gavin chokes]
He should've stopped! I wanted to get on top of the car!
For a tactical advantage!
(Gavin): You just tripped!
(Michael): I tripped off!-  [Geoff laughs]
(Gavin): How can a worm trip?
(Ray): That was pretty good.
(Michael): Dammit!
(Ray): I don't care about my team.
(Michael): My hand hurts.
(Geoff): You're not gonna do that.
(Gavin): You're gonna blow two of your dudes, Ray!
(Ray): That's alright, they're fine. Whoa. Blowing dudes. Calm down there.
(Michael, laughing): Dammit, I'm out of the game.
(Gavin): I wish I didn't blow myself off the map.
(Michael): Dammit.
(Gavin): I was doin' pretty well there until I-
(Michael): Ray flat out killed himself.
(Gavin): Until I committed stupid.
(Ray): I think that guy had the lowest amount of health, so it's cool.  [Geoff chuckles]
(Michael): That sucked. I was gonna fuckin' drop bananas,
all over your head and shit.
(Gavin): Is that you out then, Michael?  (Michael): Yeah.
(Gavin): Oh do- Steve. Steve. Let's be reasonable men, here.
(Michael): Dude. Fuck. Bint. Up.
(Gavin): Ray is... really winning, Steve.
(Geoff): I know Ray's winning.
(Michael): He is- Gavin is not going to return the favor to you, Geoff.
(Geoff): I know.
It's- fuckin' calculated, I know what I'm doing.
(Ray): No-oo!
(Gavin): Ooh! Hefty.
(Michael): Wow.  (Ray): Good.
(Geoff): [Clears throat smugly]- Oh really, what- Fuck that!
(Michael): Ohh, shit!
(Ray): Walk it off.
(Geoff): What happened to me? Why are you saying "Oh Geoff"?
(Ray): Hey, uh, Bint, you gonna jump in the water and go for a swim, Gavin?
(Michael): Yeah, you realise if you kill Geoff, you'll never be able to like get up to Ray.
Why don't you just drop bombs on him?
(Gavin): Nah I'm gonna be uh-  Hang on, what are we doin', what are we doing here?
(Geoff): I fuckin' left you alive, you-  you mincy little prick.
(Gavin): Alright, let's-
(Ray): Oh, this should be good.
(Michael): Bye Geoff.
(Ray): Gavin can't even jump, and he's gonna grapple hook?
(Gavin): Oop. Alright, hang on. Let's-  [Geoff snorts]
(Michael): This oughta be good. Bye Gavin!
(Gavin): Oh, I did it wrong.
[Geoff snorts]
(Michael): Wow, you're dumb!
(Gavin): How do I drop a...
(Ray): You're gonna drop dynamite on Geoff? Alright.
(Gavin): How do I?- Ahh-oop! Get out!
OOH! OH NO! RUN!
RUU- OHH!
[Michael slow claps]
(Michael): Good fuckin' job, Gavin.  [Geoff sighs]
(Ray): All that just to jump in the water.
(Michael): You fuckin'. moron.
(Geoff): How did I know?
(Michael): You dumb shit!
(Ray, quietly): "How did I know"?
(Geoff): How did I know you were gonna be that fuckin' retarded?
(Ray): Geoff seems so disappointed.
[Gavin & Michael laugh]
(Geoff): Ray I'm gonna fire you.
(Gavin): Bloody... drowned myself.
Oop.
(Michael): Gavin, you're fuckin' stupid.
(Ray): Exodia wins!
(Michael): Dude. It's a fuckin-
(Ray): Oblierates!
(Michael): It's an instant win!
(Geoff): God damn it.
(Ray): Yes!
(Gavin): Awh.  (Michael): Dude you got so lucky, all your guys started up top.
(Ray): I know.
(Michael): Like we started in the fray, of hell.
(Ray): Well, Gavin killed everybody, including himself, and he didn't even like worry about me.
(Gavin): Yeah. I really wiped myself out there.
(Michael): You're fuckin' dumb.
(Ray): It was good.
(Gavin): Oh, I'll tell you what, right?
(Ray): What's that?
(Gavin): We'll- we'll do the next game, we'll rename our worms.
(Ray): Alright.
(Michael): Yep.  [Geoff groans]
(Gavin): And uh, we'll-  we won't do Full Wormage, we'll do like Pro or something.
(Ray): Alright. And you can make the game this time, since we're all on your friends list now.
(Gavin): Yeah.
(Ray): Alright. Cool.
(Ray): Break time!
(Gavin): Alright, I don't need to rename any of my worms, so I'm just gonna work on making this-
(Ray): Hey, look! DGGeoff was the most useless, Gav in Da USA was most exciting.
(Gavin): Yeah I was!
(Ray): Uh, and MLP Michael was most accurate.
(Michael): Yeah, I fucked myself up.
(Ray): Hey, Bint was Worm Of The Round!
[All laugh]
(Gavin): Well done, Bint!
(Ray): Bint did the best shot.
(Michael): Kudos to Bint.
(Geoff): How do I get out of this?
(Ray): Gob won the Lemming Award.
I wonder why Gob won the Lemming Award-?
(Gavin): My team was all over that board!
(Michael): Everyone needs to hit continue.
(Gavin): Where were you, Ray?
Where were you on that board?
(Ray): I was on the victory screen.
(Gavin): Oh, yeah?  
(Ray): Yeah.  [Gavin chuckles]
(Gavin): I like that you can win the game in the most boring way.
I s- "Ray's team spawned on the top", that's what it should say on the- on the damn... end bit.
(Michael): Ah, my names were Jib Buttkiss, Peter Poopy, Anal Avenger, and Dick Gayson.
(Gavin): Really you th-? Weird Anal Adventure wasn't allowed!
(Michael): Well, you know- Avenger, not Adventure!
The guy's defending anals!
Or he's avenging them, at least.
(Ray): That's uh, that's a hard thing to do!
(Michael): Yeah? To avenge them?
(Ray): Yeah.
(Michael): Oh, well, you know.
(Gavin): What's Michael's team name gonna be...?
[Michael snorts]
(Ray): I'm excited.
[Ray laughs]
(Gavin): You! You idiot.
[Michael & Ray Laugh]
(Gavin): It doesn't make any sense!
[Michael & Ray giggle quietly]
[All but Gavin laugh]
(Michael): He's flustered, look at him,  he's like "Ooh, ooh!"
(Gavin): Tool. Alright, let's start a new game!
[Geoff & Ray laugh]
(Michael): Gooo team Slow Mo Guy!
(Gavin, laughing): Idiot.
(Geoff): Oh, man, that's awesome.
(Ray): Holy shit, the Titanic.
(Gavin): I wanna play on the teacup.
(Ray): That's an igloo, it's not a teacup.
(Gavin): Oh.
(Ray): You're an idiot.
(Gavin): Hang on, it's the, uh, it's the Queen's Jubilee.
[Michael laughs]
(Gavin): So I want there to be like buses and-
