Hello! Straight cis guy on the internet here!
You're probably like, "What the fuck is
a cis? Is this a Star Wars thing?"
Sweet! This vlog's gonna be awesome. 
First, some thoughts on JJ Abrams.
Next, who's your favorite Star Wars character? 
Mine's Yoda.
Cuz fuckin obviously dumbass.
Uh, no this vlog isn't about Star Wars
but good news it's about privilege
and being a kind empathetic person!
Hooray...!
Now, you're all probably pretty mad at me.
And reaching for the button on your computer
that destroys your computer. 
But its cool. I'm cis.
It's not a derogatory word. 
I call myself cis.
Cuz one that's what I fucking am,
and two, so I don't make trans people
feel like sub-categories of humans.
Some you are probably like, "Ugh another progressive word I have to
memorize to make people feel included?"
...Yeah.
I'm promise you, 
it's gonna be okay.
Even on the left, even feminists,
even LGBT groups,
that have the letter T in it! For trans!
are dicks about this.
A lot of people on the so-called left,
you're like
"Hey do you think gay people should marry?" and
they're like "totally" and you're like
"What about trans people?" and they're like
"Ew! I don't understand it! I'm filled with hate!
Also, a black person!"
And then you're like, "whaaat the fuck
was that?"
See, the thing with tolerance
is you have to apply it equally. Also it's
good to be ahead of the curve
and recognize people as people before
Macklemore tells you too.
Right now, gay marriage - marriage being
something we think of when
white, straight holy Jesus-loving purebloods
'til of course, they divorce which they're
totally gonna divorce, I mean statistically
most of people are
gonna get divorced. Except for you! Your
marriage is gonna be fine,
but most other people are gonna
get divorced... Anyway
Most people recognize that marriage as
good.
And inevitable. Most people agree that
gay marriage is okay
except for your occasional Pat Robertson type 
who when scream masturbating
to the thought of being with another man
cries tears of shame and blood.
In fact this week Utah ruled that that a
ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.
Utah. Not Ralph Nader's vegan book club.
Utah. But it wasn't even that long ago
that our Muslim Black Panther president
as Fox News like the call him, Barack
Obama said he had to pray
on gay marriage. Motherfucker you went
to Harvard and you have to pray
on gay marriage? If Barack Obama and
other Democrats
actually wanted gay marriage to happen
all they would have to do
is debate a bigot and it would be over.
You don't think that Barack Obama,  before the presidential election could have like debated any creationist?
Here's exactly what it would've looked like:
Uh Barack Obama woulda said, 
"I believe everyone should have equal rights."
And then they would have gone to the creationist
and the creationist would have been like
"Uh, angels!"
and then Barack Obama would have dropped the mic
and then gay marriage would have been legal!
In 50 states and they would've added 51st
state
just for gay people and call it Party
Island and it would've been the most amazing place in the land.
Except for when occasionally when Pat Robertson
would fly down and hate masturbate in the bushes.
And don't get me wrong, we still have a 
long way to go even with
gay rights, even with gay and lesbian --
we have people on the left who even when
they say they support gay rights are still
kinda homophobia-y about it.
Every time you get to a white bro
who's like "I'm cool with gay people marrying.
As long they're not trying to suck my dick."
And I'm here to call bullshit on
every guy watching this. Every guy that's like
"ugh dick sucking's gross, bro, I'd never do that
that's fucking disgusting, man.
"That's against God." Here's why
I'm going to call bullshit on you:
Cuz every one of you, watching this video
at least once in your life has tried to
suck their own dick.
And honestly, what's worse?
Like at least if a guy's sucking your dick
you can explain that, do you know what I mean?
Like if your mom walks in on you and
she's like
"What's that?", you can be like "Adam. 
That's what his name is."
But if your mom walks in on you and you have
like your ass propped up on a bunch of pillows,
your legs thrown over your head like a
Russian contortionist and you're like trying to
herniate your way to freedom
and she's like "what are you doing?" And you're like 
"I don't know somebody
touch it! Being 16 is the worst!"
The point is we've come a long way from
DOMA, Don't Ask Don't Tell,
and trying to suck our own dicks. So why are we
still being assholes the trans people
probably because it's new to us. It's new
to us
because a lot of trans people have
stayed in the closet because
we're assholes the trans people. You can't
claim to be an ally
and still think you know better then
trans people.
I'm pretty sure trans people know what's
going on their own body
cuz its their fucking body and you're a
random anonymous
egg on Twitter. And if you're on the left
and you get called out on your
transphobic bullshit
It's fine. Just fess up to it. If you screw up
a pronoun,
if you call Chelsea Manning 
Bradley Manning
that next words out of your mouth or on
your Twitter should be
"Shit! Sorry!" Don't double down
like a bigoted tiny small-minded asshole
Dave Weigel. Even liberals can fuck up
I don't care if you spend all day watching
Democracy Now on
repeat, if you hurt someone, if someone
calls you out on your privilege,
if you made them feel like they are
stranger even among allies,
you fucked up. You need to fix it. It's
not hard
it doesn't make you a bad person. We are
all in this
and learning together. We are all being
fucked over by the same
rich ass, white ass, straight ass, cis
dudes
every day. We don't need to turn on each
other
because we used the wrong word and are now like projecting our liberal insecurities
Just fucking apologize.
The number of trans suicides, the
number of trans kids that are homeless
will rip your heart out. This is our
fault.
This isn't Sarah Palin's fault, this isn't
Fox News' fault.
This is our fault. We need to be better
than the bigots we rain down hell upon.
You can't attack Michele Bachmann for her
homophobia and then do the exact same shit
with trans people. That's not solidarity
it's hypocrisy.
So shut up, ask questions if you have
have to,
learn from people who know more than
you, and join them.
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