Dum de dum de dum you know
Ready?
1, 2, 3, let's go
Chicken tikka masala
Fuck
Balti tiger prawn
Do I?
Vegetable korma
Yoghurt cock
I thought I'd really push the boat out
You're telling me to piss myself?
Fuck myself?
Eat myself?
Oh, piss yourself, stop pissing yourself,
It's not that simple, the floodgates are open
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Twot
I've been working very hard
Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, the man
with a tube up his nose
My elephant man
Gerard you prick!
Dr Ying Fu Yip Wang Shong
Pang Bang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku
Oh right, you were lampooning me
It was a simple lampoon
Red next to black, jump the fuck back
Red and yellow, cuddly fella
The Swan and Paedo
If you're leaving now don't even fucking
dream of coming back
You total fucking shitting bastard
That was your job you fucking moron
You total fucking shitting bastard
That was your job you fucking moron
Four naan, Jeremy, four?
Four naan, that's insane
Four naan, Jeremy, four?
Unfilled?
That's insane
Fuck you Bush
It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush
What were you even doing there in the first
place, Bush?
You didn't even get properly elected, Bush
Are you happy now, Bush?
Fuck you Bush
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fucking Nim!
Poor Nim
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
This is bollocks Mark
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fucking
Fuck
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Jeff, as in Jeff, after Jeff?!
Jeff's doing a joke, Jeff's doing a joke
Everybody quiet 'cos Jeff's doing a joke
Don't worry Soph, I'm giving him the broom
I'm gonna broom you
You lose Jeff
You can have your cock in her
but you still won't have the balls to fuck
Poor me, poor me,
Pour me another drink
Should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10
Say it
She's got a fat arse
Yes yes yes yes
Duh duh duh
Cocknobs!
Yes yes yes yes
Duh duh duh
Mummy!
Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy
What kind of a shop doesn't have Alpen?
Yes yes yes yes
If you need to shit, shit in the bin
He's taking it up
Taking it up
He's taking it down
Taking it down
This guy is literally a moron
Oh God, the sweaty grip of the moron
Lend us your fucking phone
It's just, neither a lender nor a borrower be
Give us your phone, give us your wallet
Can I have my Blackberry back, please?
Yes yes yes yes
First my hat and now my shoe
Yes yes yes yes
I do not iron my socks
Yes yes yes yes
Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh Mark
Yes yes yes yes
Please don't say you're pregnant
I'm pregnant
Fuuuuuuuck!
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Lady milk from the human cow
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Come and put your tongue up Lindsey's arsehole
it's clean
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
You've got the handbrake on you cock
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Safer than with the pissed murderer or the
unlicensed liar
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fucking Nim!
You're fired
Nim Nim Nim Nim
The hump?
Our wedding, the hump?
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fucking
Do it!
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Answer me?
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
They could section you for trying to section me
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
You're talking gobbledygook and balderdash
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Lever, could you get the lever
You stomach levels bullshit wanker
Come Mr Taliban, tally my bananas
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fucking
Ben (the shit!)
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
McCoys, Ribena, and a Twirl
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Fuck off, fuck right off
Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim
Cauliflower is traditional
That's not jam
that's just total fucking marmalade
