"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My life is on your name."
"My life is on your name."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
Hey Baby..
So, how was she?
l just love these
village girls. Bro.
They are so beautiful, man. You
know what? l had been thinking.
Really? Does it hurt?
- Does that hurt?
But, l have decided, man, l'
like to settle down in a village.
Become a farmer, you know.
A man of the land!
- You a son of the Earth!
The true soldier of Mother
Earth! l'll till the land, man!
Yes, you can grow
some wheat, also.
And make love to some beautiful
village girls all night long.
Yeah, and in the morning some
beautiful village girl's ..
..brother will come and
cut your balls off! Then?
Then l'll be no different
from you. Eunuch!
Why don't you shut
your hole, man?
Why don't you shut yours?
- No, you shut yours.
No you shut yours.
- No, you! - No, you.
No, you, sir.
- No, you.
You.
- You. - You. - You.
Hey, you eunuch!
- You bastard!
Hai! Dont give bad
words to my mother.
Wow!
Dude that was cool man.
Ya.
- Do it again. - What?
Come on, do it again.
- What?
l didn't do it. Dude.
What do you mean
you didn't do it?
Like, it wasn't me?
Oh! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit, man.
So now what?
Just fix the damn thing, buddy.
Why don't you do it?
Buddy you broke it
so now you fix it.
But l don't know how to?
So what makes you think l do?
But you are an engineer from
llT you should know some thing!
So, you too are from there,
do you know?!
Shit man.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Where is Armaan son?
He is there, Uncle.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Uncle.
- Your phone.
Where the hell are you?
That's exactly what l want
to ask you, rascal.
Where the hell am l?
lt all looks the
same to me here.
Yeah! Yeah! We passed
the village..
..and turned right
like you said.
And then the whole bloody
thing just blew up, man!
l mean l know they are old
tyres and all but l thought this..
..happened only in the
movies or something.
So now we're stuck here and this
dumb ass doesn't know how to..
..fix the tyres.
l am trying man.
Hey, how the hell should l know?
l'm a DJ not a mechanic, hello.
Yeah! Yeah, please man, ok.
Thanks dude, that'll
be really damn good.
Yeah! Ok, l'll see
you then, bye.
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
What?
- What?
What are you doing?
- Nothing.
You and a pretty pal are
hanging at a bar..
..when this really hot
looking guy walks up.
You think, A. l'm gonna
pounce on him first..
B. l'll say "hi" and then
see what he does.. or
C. He'll just go for her
anyway, so why bother?
l'll take B. - C. He'll go for
her anyway, so why bother?
Piya, man, you are so
predictable Piya.
You need some adventure in
your life! Some excitement!
And for me, it will
definitely be A.
l'm gonna pounce on him first!
Why am l not surprised?
Sonal the pouncer.
Better Sonal the pouncer
Than..
..pining..
..away for Prince charming
to show up.
Well, l'm with my
ugly step sisters..
..so l guess l must
be Cinderella.
Honey, everyone knows
l'm anything but ugly.
Ok guys, can we get
on with this please?
My face is itching
under this thing.
Ok, Ok next question.
My ex-boyfriend is back in town
after four years and..
..is throwing a party.
l tell him..
A. l've got dinner with my
mother so l cannot accept..
B. l accept but decide to
take my friends along.. or
C. l put on my sexiest dress and
forget to put on any underwear.
Sonal, that's not very funny.
Hmmm. l think B..
l would think more like dinner
with my mother for you, honey!
Mine would definitely be C.
Go without the underwear.
What would yours be, Shreya?
You bitch! You know l've not
seen Armaan in a long time!
And l'm not taking
you to the party..
..you guys know him
as well as l do.
Yeah, but we haven't been
dreaming of him for four years.
l haven't been dreaming of him.
Oh! So this question wasn't
in the magazine?
ls this how it was
in the magazine?
What are you looking at
my face? Look down, down.
Let it be!
How did you stitch my pockets?
- lt's okay.
Will l put peanuts
in these pockets?
And they're completely crooked?
So walk a little crooked then.
Man, come on.
This is a serious matter of my
career, you think it's a joke.
By the way, l'm quite smart!
What say, Hafiz?
Do you see this magazine?
One day l will also feature
in this magazine..
..and you will tell..
..your children that you had
stitched Rajinder's first jacket.
Stand straight Shah Rukh Khan's
Twin.
So what if today l
am Rajinder Dager?
So what if l am the instructor
in Badshahpur's Gold Gym?
And you see, Hafiz bhai, when l
become the top model in lndia.
Raj!
Just run your gym. That
is enough for you.
Put you hands up.
And l've seen many
models like you.
Stick in a modeling pole and
the models queue up like dogs.
To pee on it.
- Go ahead and laugh.
l'm not barking in vain. But
l've got a fantastic plan.
Tonight there's a party in
Pratap Singh's farm. - So?
l'm going there.
And you watch as soon
as l reach there..
..someone or the other
will see me.
Anyway without influence,
nothing can be done in this line.
And then you see, l will
become lndia's top model.
Raj.
They won't even let
you enter, dumbo.
Stand straight. - You won't
understand, Hafiz brother.
l'm not like Surendra
and Narendra.
l want to do something in life
and get something in life.
Everyone says, but l really
want to do something.
Yes, big model of
the big screen!
What did you say?
Raj.
Pass the lighter, boss.
Sir, smoking is not
allowed in the car.
This is not smoking,
my friend...
This is worship, worship...
God's Blessings. You
have a try too.
Sir, l never smoke.
This is where all the
world's problems start.
This damn, "never" .
Never say "never" again. Never.
Otherwise there will be
evil from good, child!
Raghu.. Raghu.
Just one.
What is it?
Here.
- Thanks.
Why did you have to say
l was your husband?
So he wouldn't think we
were doing something bad?
Oh! Was it bad?
No... l just didn't want
us to get thrown out.
Which is exactly what
happened, nut.
Nut, yourself. And who asked you
to climb all over me like that?
lt was like that..
..that l was drowned in
the depth of your eyes.
Shut up. So typical. l
should have known it.
What happened baby?
Why am l still surprised at
this, after five years.
lt's still the same
thing every time.
But what happened?
- Never mind.
l didn't know.. that he
was going to catch us.
You could have at least brought
us somewhere better.
lt is our fifth anniversary,
for God's sake.
lt's supposed to be special.
You only said you wanted
to see the movie.
Yeah, but not today!
Baby, it's a special day today.
How about a candle light
dinner, flowers..
..jewelry, tell me how
much l mean to you.
How much you love me.
Okay, l'm sorry, baby. l
thought you like seeing movies.
lf you want, l'll get
you flowers right now.
Never mind.
What never mind? Why do you
girls always say never mind?
Whatever.
And that one too. What are they
supposed to mean anyway.
They mean that you're an idiot.
Look, l'm really sorry, baby.
Anyway l promise you
a good time tonight.
You can't go to the party.
- What?
l don't want to go to Armaan's
party. lt's my fifth anniversary.
Hello?
- There'll be good music.
l don't want to hear
any more about it.
Come on, Reena, it'll be fun.
l'm not coming. - Yeah,
of course you are coming.
How can l go alone?
- What are you doing?
l'll be lonely. - We'll get
kicked out of here also..
..just stop it. l know, l know.
lt's too hot.
Now do it, one, two, three.
Wow! Very good. Very good!
lt's great fun.
Very good! Very good!
"This time the rains
will be like that."
" But why do you worry?"
"The colors are falling and
the veil is getting wet."
Good day, Bhalla-ji.
You are looking great, Bhalla-ji!
What's the matter, today?
Today you are looking
like a real dude!
Drowning myself. This bloody
business is like this only.
Do it and die. Don't
do it and die.
What happened now?
- Now l have to get the oil.
And l had told Armaan baba,
this is not America..
..light will surely go.
And then?
- Chill out buddy.
This stress is a very
dangerous thing.
All the world's problems
start from here.
Look how much weight
you've lost.
Doesn't your wife
feed you anymore?
Don't talk about my wife.
Don't talk about my wife.
My wife is too busy gorging
Herself.
And my health is going
down day be day.
l'll tell you a secret.
See this, see this.
Hey, this is you, Bhalla-ji.
- And this is my Mrs.
And these are my two children.
This one is Pratham
and this is lchi.
You have made a good
choice of the names.
l have only one specialty.
Keep your wife tip top.
After two, full stop!
Oh! Happy family, is it?
Let the happy family aside!
Late Bhalla sir used to
say the right thing.
Don't look at the girl,
look at her mother.
What will we do with the mother?
We will not do anything
with the mother.
Look till she's 25 any girl
will look great. Then what?
She's hardly been married..
..and she starts looking
like her mother.
She's not the wife she
will be mother-in-law.
And daughter-in-law will also
one day become mother-in-law.
Right. Won't she?
Said you bought her, what.
A mohito? - What's a mohito?
- You bought her a mohito?
What's wrong with a mohito?
- What's a mohito?
You bought her a.. - Hey,
what's a mohito? - Shut up!
What' l tell you?
- What? - Bacardi Breezer.
Breezer? - All girls drink
Bacardi Breezer.
All girls drink Bacardi Breezer.
That's right, Sodi, my love.
But l didn't want to
get her a Breezer.
Guys, l wanted to
get her a mohito.
But what's a mohito?
You didn't want to
get her a mohito.
You wanted to get her, right?
Yeah, obviously. So..?
- What happened then?
So then, when she smiled..
- She smiled.
Did she like it?
- Did she say thank you?
She smiled, okay.
Hey, she laughed at you.
She laughed at you!
- She didn't laugh at me.
Did she appreciate then?
- Appreciate what?
Appreciate the fact
that you took..
..your father's hard
earned money..
..and brought her a 600 hundred
rupees drink with it.
l don't know. She just
.. smiled okay.
Bunny, bunny, bunny, when
will you ever learn?
Learn what?
Women like it, when you
treat them like shit!
Like shit?
- Like shit.
Listen, l don't believe
this crap of yours.
He is just talking nonsense!
- That's the point, buddy..
..the point is that
it's been over..
..a year since you
had any action.
At least l've had some action.
What are you laughing at?
The point is guys..
..if we want to score at
any chicks at the party..
..tonight we've got to
lay down some rules.
Rules?
Rules. Understand the enemy.
Female Psychology.
You buy her flowers, you
take her out to dinner.
l guarantee you both, You will
get exactly one thing. - What?
A smile. But if you show her,
you are the boss.
You are the one wearing
the pants.
She might just let
you into her pants.
Listen, buddy, things like
this work in Canada.
lndian girls are different.
- lt's the same game everywhere.
Just remember the rules, and
don't buy anyone a mohito.
But what's a mohito?
Uncle, that..
- Shhh..
Uncle.
Uncle
lt was a frog.. Armaan son.
Went into the pool.
Hello, who is it?
- Hi handsome!
Oh, Sonal, hi! How are you?
- How's everything going?
Going good, Tiger. Just waiting
for you to show up.
You shouldn't flirt with
me so much, liar.
Why not babe, that's what you
beautiful girls are here for!
Flattery, my dear, will
get you everywhere!
That l know it!
Okay, listen, are
you all set there..
..or you need me
to come and help?
No, no, no. everything
is under control.
But do me a favor, will you?
Just spread the word around.
Anything for you baby.
- And hey, listen.
ls Shreya with you?
No, but l'll tell her
you were asking.
Yeah, do that, and
ask her to call me.
And also, see to it that she is
there in the evening. - Okay.
Okay, catch you later.
Cut, cut cut...
- What now?
lt's rand man rand..
Rand is what l am saying!
Rand as in 'thand' not
rand as in ' hand'
Rand as in 'thand'
not as in ' hand'
Hey what's the difference
in 'thand' and ' hand'
Guys let's just finish
it and go home.
My deadline is on my head..
..here the client keeps
ringing me up.
There's no feeling coming, man.
Screw the feelings. What
about my feelings man?
l've not slept since two days.
Please hurry up..
Ok boss. Let's do it now. This
time l'll get it right.
ln one take. - lt's been
one take since two days.
l'm sick of singing, man.
l sang in Kannad,
l sang in Marathi..
..Gujarati, Telegu.. Please
spare me in Tamil.
What will anyone know?
Come on Karan. Finish it.
You're going to get me fired.
One last take.
l don't believe this. Cut.. cut.
What happened now?
- A phone is ringing.
Whose?
Yours. Can't you make out?
Hey, my phone!
Sorry. One minute guys.
Hello. Ya? Tonight?
.. Nothing really..
..No, man you know l don't
like those farm parties...
Ok, Ok.. Listen just
put my name..
..on the guest list
l'll make it on my own.
No, man, l'll come by myself!
OK.. ok.. Bye.
Ok guys, let's rock and roll..
Good you came back, Armaan.
You know the scene here
is so much better.
Life is better here.
Bullshit, man.
Where
are the blondes?
Don't you know gentlemen
prefer blondes?
Brother that is just
about how much fun..
..you can have with
blondes, huh?
And trust me on that one.
Hey, Armaan, you left the
whites and came here, buddy! Why?
Buddy, l've been drifting
for long!
Just thought l'll come and
find something deeper.
Roots, you know? Grounding!
l' like to go deeper
into those blondes.
Give them a grounding!
- You mean a grinding!
No, l mean a grounding!
- Grinding!
This is where all the world's
problems start from.
Sex is just maya.
That's all right, but when
do we get to meet Maya?
There is no Maya.
- This is the Shadow.
Maya, Seema, Reena, Tina,
bring all of them.
By the way, buddy, what
happened to Shreya?
Yes, man, where is she?
God knows! lt's been
four long years.
We haven't even been in touch.
And a lot changes in four years.
Four years.
- Yeah!
Four years! She didn't write,
l didn't call
And here we are now, four years
later.. total strangers.
But you still like
her, don't you?
l think of her.
Don't know whether that means
l still like her, but yeah..
..l do think of her. - Hey,
you, don't be such a macho.
You know you like her. - lt's
written all over your face.
He has lost it, poor thing.
- Let it be.
Shreya!
- Tiger. - Shreya! - Tiger!
Hey Armaan, you should have
stuck to those blondes, man.
These lndian women are
not your cup of tea.
Look, it's very simple. lf it
was me, l' never have come back.
You'll come scampering back
in four days. DJ Om Shanti.
Stop fighting, friends,
let me enjoy!
There is nothing like lndia.
Tigers, l'm home, man. Home!
"Come however you can."
"Come to my homeland."
"Come however you can."
"Come to my country."
"The night is like kohl
and it is unbearable."
"lt is unbearable."
"The eyes which have my beloved
settled in them."
" ..Nothing can settle
in that then.."
"Come.. oh Almighty!
So..
So..
So do you hunt, sir?
What are you boys up to?
Sir, l've just come from
Canada on a vacation..
Yes, yes, l know that, you
told me that yesterday.
What am l asking is..
..What are you
boys up to tonight?
Tonight sir, we're
going for a party.
A party?
A birthday party. Here
in defense colony.
Birthday party, l see.
He's just coming child.
l told him you boys
were waiting for him.
He's in the shower.
That boy seems to spend all
his time in the shower.
Must be a really dirty boy
to need so much cleaning.
Here, have something to eat.
No, aunty, we've already eaten..
You have to take something.
l don't know how you
boys live sometimes!
Thank you aunty.
What about some tea?
- No, aunty.
Aunty, l will have some.
So who's driving?
l am, aunty.
Do you have a license?
lt's very dangerous
now, you know.
Not like Canada.
Where everything
is so organized.
Here the streets
are very unsafe.
You know with people..
..drinking and driving and..
you know what l mean.
l hope you're not drinking?
No aunty. l never drink.
Sorry, aunty, sorry.
- lt's alright. lt's alright.
How's your mother, child?
She is fine aunty
Sorry guys. Come on let's go.
Okay, mom, dad, we are going.
Greetings aunty, greetings,
uncle. - Greetings.
Dude, your father's dangerous.
l honestly saw my own head
hanging on the wall.
Yeah dude..
..we can see the horns growing
out of your head already.
Dude, that's why he's
so horny all the time.
Oye, you are telling me horny..
speak for yourself.
You two will never get anywhere.
You will never get any
women like this.
And you have done a lot
in Canada and come?
Wait and watch, brother,
wait and watch!
l think l should get married.
Then l'll get sex.
First grow a beard at least
dude.
What type of Sardar is he, man?
This is a very rare
and exotic species.
You are absolutely right,
man. Usually found in..
..the dense jungles of
Canada and Birmingham.
You don't know anything, dude.
Marriage is the price
men pay for sex.
Has your father taught you this?
- No, your father has taught me.
You idiots you both
don't know anything.
Sex is the price that
women pay for marriage.
Has your father taught you this?
Yes, Serdi, my father
has taught me this.
Let the fun begin!
He bought you a what?
Mohito.
What's a mohito?
- lt's a drink.
Like, what sort of a drink?
- An expensive one.
What sort of a loser
would buy you that?
What did he want anyway?
Can we go in now? This is
getting really boring.
What's your problem? We can't
go in yet. lt's too early.
Too early for what?
Too early to go in, sweetie.
What kind of losers
would we be..
..if we show up at a party
before it started?
But it's started. Look how many
people are there at the gate.
Honey, we're not people.
Oh look there's Shruti.
Oh my God! Look at her cozying
up with that loser.
When will she ever learn?
She's even kissing him now!
Yeah! He'll dump
her in two days.
l'm not so sure.
Of course. Didn't your mother
teach you anything?
The moment a guy thinks
he's got you.
The moment he gets what he
wants, he's off looking for..
..the next conquest.
Just for example, did you
kiss that Mohito cutie?
Of course not.
And..?
He does call me every two hours.
You see it never fails!
Just keep him hanging!
Listen guys, l've
really had enough.
lt's only Armaan's house
we're going to.
And l haven't seen
him in four years.
Make him wait, baby.
You'll never get him if you
running into his arms.
l don't want to "get" him.
Yeah, right.
l'm not playing any
games here, Sonal.
He's just a friend, that's all.
He's just a friend, that's all.
Well, you can come whenever
your time is right.
But l'm not waiting anymore.
See you later.
ls she upset or what?
lt's just PMS sweetie.
Someone should tell
her to lighten up.
Yes, but, l guess the
poor thing's nervous.
What did you write
Gaurav or Gigi?
No! No, l'm waiting here then.
Hey Shreya! - Hi. - My God look
at how thin you've got.
How did you do it?
- Where's Sonal?
Careful.
Sorry.
Actually it is my mistake.
lt was my guitar you tripped on.
lt's OK.
You can leave my hand now,
l can take care of myself.
Oh, l'm sorry.
lts ok
- Bye.
Shreya Prasad.
Okay, you are now at the
roundabout, now take a left.
And then you should look for..
Shreya!
Sorry, tiger. Just keep circling.
l'll call you in five, ok?
Shreya!
My God, it's so good to see you.
lt's been a long time.
How've you been?
Not bad. You?
- Great!
l mean, good.
- Good.
Man, it's great
to see you here..
..and l've never realized
how much l have missed you.
l missed you too.
Wow!
l don't even know what to say,
actually l'm at a loss for words.
Yeah! Me too!
lt's been too long. l really
thought you would call or write.
Armaan!
How are you handsome?
And how are you Princess?
Hey Tiger! How are you?
Well you haven't changed a bit!
Are you disappointed?
Are you mad? Who needs
change anyway?
Not me!
But what l really
need is a drink!
That l can provide.
Follow me ladies.
"The ring is an enemy. l forgot
the homeland of my beloved."
"l had forgotten,
l had to turn away and go."
"Listen to the matter
which you forget, you betrayer."
" You forgot everything,
why are we fighting?"
""The ring is an enemy. l forgot
the homeland of my beloved." ."
"l had forgotten,
l had to turn away and go."
"Listen to the matter
which you forget, you betrayer."
" You forgot everything,
why are we fighting?"
"Come on. Let us go back..
let us go back.."
"Talk with your mouth,
be scared of God at least."
"Listen to you, you fool."
"God's light
has been lighted here."
Hail Hanuman-ji.
Oh Lord! Protect your
devotee today.
Hail Hanuman-ji, you have given
me so much, without asking.
Hence first of all l want
to thank you for that.
And also say sorry..
..because l cannot take
time out for you.
The thing is, God..
you have increased..
..the speed of life so much
that l do not get time.
And anyway, we humans should
pay attention on our deeds..
..you know about the results!
Lord, if you are in a mood
right now, l had a request..
..there is a party tonight,
and l'm going.
Do something great today,
that your Rajinder..
..becomes lndia's top model!
That's it, God, today you
will have to help me.
Swear it, l'll distribute
sweets in the village.
Swear it! Thank you.
Old friends, old house, new
booze, l love my lndia!
Did you know it's seven years
of bad sex if you don't look..
..into the persons eyes
as you drink a toast?
That'll explain a lot about you.
You know, what l love
most about Priya?
ls that she is the most
romantic girl l have ever met!
You know what l love
the most about you?
ls that you are the most
charming liar l've ever met.
Where's Shreya?
There she is, by the pool.
What's she doing over there?
Cinderella is waiting for
Prince Charming to show up.
Okay, then Prince charming
is on his way.
Hi, Princess!
See, after so many years,
l can still get you wet.
Come, come.
May not fit you well but
at least they will keep you dry.
Whose are they?
My sister's ?
Yeah right! Started your
collection already?
Oh come on, you know
l'm a good boy.
You don't have to
lie to me Armaan.
But l am, honest to God.
Since when have you
started believing..
..all that play boy nonsense.
So where is your sister
now anyway?
ln New York, enjoying
her donuts and coffee.
And you came back to
eat 'chai' and 'pakoras'
l came home, that's all.
Missed it?
Missed what?
Home, of course, what else?
Ya, you know how it is,
no matter where you go..
..home is where the heart is.
And l've finally figured
that this is home.
So your heart is here then?
- Yeah..
l don't know.. but l
know it's not there.
And.. l have a feeling l am
pretty close to finding it again.
Must be a nice feeling.
lt is.
You should try it too.
So how do l look?
The same.
Good?
Very good.
Liar.
Honest.
Should l leave the wet clothes
in the bathroom?
Oh, come on! How much
longer will you sulk for?
l'm not sulking. Why
are you always late?
l'm not always late.
Raghu, you are always late.
But it's just a party.
Ya, but l've been
ready for one hour.
lt's like you don't give.. lt's
like you don't care about me.
Come on, you know how l
feel about you, right?
Being late doesn't change that.
But ya, Raghu,
it's just a really bad habit..
..to always be late.
lt's like, "Where's Raghu?
Oh don't bother about him,
he must be late again.
Listen, l'm not always late.
That time when we had to meet in
Barista..
..l was waiting for
you for one hour.
That's because we were supposed
to meet at 4 not at 2.
And even if we were supposed
to meet at 2..
..why were you there at 3?
Sorry.
Don't know, must be there.
Hey Karan, where have you been?
- Hi.
Come on, let's dance.
- Hey my guitar.
Leave it anywhere.
Are you sure this is the way.
Yeah, all roads lead
to the party tonight.
Seriously dude, the map said
7 kms. lt's been 10 already.
l don't see the turn.
Why are you so sad, take this.
Take the map out dude!
Ok, Ok. Mr. Pushy.
So which way did you
say north was?
Who gives a damn, where
is the party, buddy?
Ok let me see now.
7 kms from the roundabout,
done that..
..drive for seven more,
we have done that.
Should be here by now.
Stop!
- What happened?
Hey what?
Hey we won't find it like this!
Why are you like that?
Hoy! What happened?
l know the way dude, we
don't need the map.
What happened?
Papu, l know the way, we
don't need the map. Come.
Come.
Shut up and tell
me what happened?
The map is gone, dude. lt's
gone with the wind!
So what are you gonna do?
l don't know, what
do you want to do?
What do you mean you don't
know? What are we gonna do?
What do you want to do?
You tell me, now.
What are we going to do?
- What do you want me to do?
l don't care.
- What do you want to do?
Guys. - You tell me, what
do you want to do.
Will you two shut up!
Get in the car!
Thank you, darling.
l want to marry you Mary Lee,
and you too Mary Lou.
l wouldn't dream of it.
And what will all the
gorgeous boys do?
lf there were any gorgeous boys
here darling..
..would l be hanging out
with you two losers?
You're such a bitch.
Boys come and boys go, but
we're the ones you come home to.
Such are the tragedies
of life darling.
When will l find
my one true love?
As soon as you get your
head out of your ass.
Well at least l've got
something up my ass!
Now if you ladies don't
mind too much..
..l have some important
business to attend to.
Come back BJ, l promise not
to be mean to you.
Nature calls baby
and l must obey.
Hail Bajarangabali!
l love my country. You can eat
anything and pee anywhere!
Oh God!
Look the party's
started already.
Yeah, l know.
l mean.. l am sorry.
You are never sorry enough!
How much should l say?
Okay now hold this.
What are you doing?
Fixing my shoe,
if you must know.
Reena!
- Hi.
Where have you guys been?
Ask him!
- Hi! - Hi!
Come on let's say hi, to Armaan.
So how's the anniversary
going on?
Not bad! So far.
Did it happen?
- No, it didn't happen.
What happened?
l don't know.
- So now?
Now it could happen.
Shreya!
You'll tell me what happens,
right? - Let's see.
Okay! Shreya..
Piya..
Sonal..
Raghu and Reena.
Way to go!
Come, don't feel shy, l know
everybody at the party.
Don't worry!
Look at that!
l know he is going to
be so happy to see you.
Excuse me ladies. Hello.
Look what l've found
when l was peeing.
This is Mary Lee and
this is Mary Lou.
The most beautiful and
dangerous girls of Delhi.
And this darlings, is Rajinder.
Oh, l'm so sorry, Raj!
Why don't you come
into the pool, Raj?
Come on BJ, get your friend
into the water.
You keep your claws off him.
l know what you want.
He's mine. God has sent
him here for me.
When God gives he gives
with all his heart.
And when he takes, darling
it really hurts.
Your phone's ringing.
Can't you hear it!
Damn phone always rings
at the right time!
Hello. Yes! Who do you want
to speak with! Who are you?
There is no Sharma here.
This is my mobile phone..
Raghu Pandit.. l
just told you...
How does it matter where
l am speaking from?
Raghu?
- l'm speaking from my mouth.
Turn it off?
And now, turn me on.
Yes, Ma'am!
What the hell? Venkatesh,
is that you?
What's going on here?
Forget it, let's go
somewhere else.
Yes, mum, l know...
lt's really far away, who is
going to drop me at that time?
Why should they?
Listen, l'll see you
in the morning, ok?
Mama, Sonal is outside.. l'm in
the house..
..it's too loud out
there to talk.
l'll stay in her house... Ok,
l have to go now...
Ya, ya.. Bye.
Mother's love?
Can't live with it, can't
live without it.
l know.
So, what were you saying?
When?
Just now, with your
hands and all?
l was saying "hi" ?
Hi!
Actually l was looking for
a safe place to keep this.
You seem very concerned
about it. - What to do?
lt's crowded outside. Someone
might step on it. Again.
Ya, it does seem to
get in the way a lot.
Well l know a place
it'll be safe.
By the way, l'm Karan.
Shreya.
Shreya.
Karan.
Oh yeah!
Wow! This is my favourite song.
Come on, let's go dance!
Come on.
Sonal, l don't dance.
Of course you do, l've
seen you dance.
That may have been my
evil twin brother.
Okay, then l guess l'll
have to dance for you!
You know, a man should
know how to dance.
A man should know how to
make his woman dance!
Well, l'm dancing baby.
What happened?
Looks like the lights have gone!
Oh good! l'm glad!
- What?
No, l thought l' suddenly
gone blind! - Very funny.
Just a minute, l think l know
where the candles are.
Wait! Wait a minute.
Thanks.
What?
What, what?
What are you staring at?
You've got very beautiful eyes.
Couldn't you think of
a more original line?
No really, l mean it.
Are you flirting with me?
Sorry, l made a mistake.
lt's OK.
l won't do it again.
We will see about that.
l knew it! lt had to happen!
Why does the light
go off in Delhi?
Chill out, buddy! What
is a generator for?
Who will start the generator?
Ratan is here, isn't he?
Electronic engineer.
Just out of llT.
They teach nothing about
starting generators there.
Let's try at least. You
want to sit here and rot?
Yes, l want to sit here and rot!
Come on, buddy, we will
both go and fix it.
Where's the genny dude?
l don't know, somewhere
at the back. Ask uncle.
Raghu!
Mmm.. Reena!
- Raghu! Move a little!
What happened?
You're pushing me against
this stupid machine.
Sorry baby. ls this better?
Kind of, but it's still
not very comfortable.
Couldn't you find someplace
better than this?
Sorry baby, but at least we
won't be disturbed here.
l guess. So what are
you waiting for?
Raghu?
- Reena?
Who's that?
Raman and Ratan dude!
Dude, what are you doing here?
What are you doing here Dude?
Nothing. Just.. chilling out.
Eh...
Sorry about this man, but you'll
have to give us five minutes.
What happened?
We've got to fix the generator.
- No electricity dude.
Oh.. Cool.
So maybe you love birds want
to chill somewhere else?
Yeah... Yeah sure man, yeah.
Let's go.
lt's very silent.
Why are you whispering?
l like the silence.
lt's .. musical.
Listen.
What happened?
Nothing. l never thought
of silence as music.
But it is.
l guess it is. You should know,
you're a musician.
How did you know?
l assumed it isn't a gun
in that guitar case?
You're right. lt is a guitar.
So why don't you play it?
Now?
- Why not?
Not now.
Come on there is
no one else here.
And it's a better way of
getting a girl's attention..
..than saying she's
got nice eyes.
So you think it will work
if l sing for you.
Nothing will work!
This is too much injustice!
Will you stop your filmy
dialogues and sing?
Shreya, l'm a professional,
l get paid to do this?
l'll pay you if you're good.
Deal?
Deal.
Lets Rock and Roll then.
What is this?
lt's a song especially for you.
l'm honored sir.
"Look up and see me."
"l'm sitting right here."
"Don't look through me."
"l'm not that bad at all."
"Look up and see me."
"l'm sitting right here."
"Don't look through me."
"l'm not that bad at all."
We'll soon find out whether
you are good or bad.
"Don't go by what
the world says."
"lt's easy to see."
"Just ask your heart."
" Am l yours or not?"
"The magic of your eyes."
"Casts a spell on the world."
"ln the crowd of the world."
"l'm standing right
in the back."
"l'm standing right
in the back."
"l'm standing right
in the back."
This is a great way
to impress a girl.
"Parties come and go."
"People come and go."
"Now that you're here."
"Stay a while in my heart."
"Smile and.."
You know what we are
going to do now?
We are going to blow your minds.
l am not getting the network.
Check in your pocket.
lt must have fallen there.
You shouldn't have so happy.
- you are so dame ugly bunny.
Stop guys, stop. Stop
lt right here.
What happened?
Do you see that?
Yeah, man there are a lot
of paan shops on this road.
l was wondering about
that myself.
Stupid, it's the same
bloody paan shop.
We've passed it three
times already.
No wonder..
l thought it looked
kind of familiar.
So then we're really lost.
We don't know the
way to the farm?
We don't really know
the way back?
So what are we gonna do?
l don't know what
do you want to do?
l don't know, what can we do?
No, no, what do you
want to do, tell me.
Listen, what will we do?
- What do you want to do, Pappu?
Where will we go? What
are we gonna do?
Will the two of you shut up?
What do you mean you
don't have a condom?
l forgot..
Raghu..
- Sorry baby.
Your sorry is not going
to work this time.
Don't you think you
should have got one?
l didn't realize.
Why can't you carry one in your
wallet like other boys?
Who other boys? And
how do you know them?
lt's common knowledge. All boys
carry a condom in their wallets.
Yeah! lf only they
are having sex.
What if they want to?
- l also want to, dear.
Go get one then.
- From where?
That's not my problem.
Come on, Reena, it's perfectly
safe. l'm a virgin.
No way, mister.
No condom, no me.
Come on Reena, just one time.
Raghu!
Fine, l'll go ask,
Just wait here, ok?
Well hurry up.
l'm just finding my shoes.
Pratap Singh farm.
- What?
Pratap Singh Farm?
Going to the party?
Pratap Singh Farm?
The name sounds familiar...
Badshahpur village.
The same whose son's
back from abroad.
That's the one!
l've heard it's quite
a big party.
Do you know the way?
See? This is young blood.
You got stuck making paans here.
And l got stuck eating them.
Do you know the way?
Your suiting booting
is top class.
You look like you're
from good homes.
That's all fine, but..
This is a dangerous place son.
Shouldn't wander
about alone here.
We actually got lost,
otherwise...
Can't trust anyone here. The
times are bad, not the people.
But it's good you found me.
But where is the party, friend?
Oh! You are very restless!
No, problem, l'm there,
isn't it?
Old man, close your shop.
l'll show the kids the way.
Come children.
This Pratap Singh's farm..
They're performing for you.
Don't fall in the sister's trap.
They are dangerous, these women.
No, no, l wasn't ...
Cigarette?
No, thanks. l don't smoke.
Very good. This is also a
dangerous habit. Just like girls.
You lose your stamina.
Stamina finished.
By the way, if you don't mind,
you should also not smoke.
You're right.
Really. You should work
on your health.
Hmm. Let's drop this
bad habit too.
Because you say so.
- Thank you sir.
Come to my gym. l'll show you
do them.
Your body is quite good. l
think l'll definitely come.
Your body will also get good.
Pay attention to those abs.
And control your diet.
- That's what l can't do!
Your abs must be very
good, show me.
Come show me, why
are you being shy?
Come on, show me.
lt's between two men,
don't feel shy.
l need the inspiration, right?
Come on show me your abs!
Lovely! Nice!
They are so good and
tight! Very nice!
You watch, sir, yours
will also be like that!
l'm there, l'll get
them like that.
You have a nice body.
Why don't you model?
l've been trying. But
l haven't got a chance.
Why haven't you got?
The thing is my English
speaking is a bit weak.
Chate coaching classes guy
says that you will..
..know English in a few months
and you will get work too.
What nonsense!
l will give you a.. chance.
Means.
l am a fashion designer darling.
On my next show, l'll
put you on the ramp.
You are a designer?
- Yes.
Meet me in Delhi.
All the arrangements
will be done there.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Don't worry, it's quite alright.
Ok, now show your chest?
- Chest?
For the show! Let me how your
body looks without clothes!
Very nice! Open it fully!
Very nice!
Thank you, sir.
You know, you should keep
your hair like this.
Looks so much better.
- l know.
Even Shreya used to hate
my hair like this.
l don't hate it. l just
think it looks better..
..when l do it like this.
By the way, where is Shreya?
You know you should really
grow your hair out.
You' look so nice.
Where is Shreya, man?
- Who cares?
l care. Have you seen her?
Don't worry lover boy,
she will show up.
And l'll keep you
amused till then.
Will you stop playing
with my hair!
You didn't finish your song..
l haven't finished writing it.
The light came back, so
the shyness came back.
You mean you wrote that?
What now?
l told you it's for you.
Now l'm really impressed.
lt must work really
well with the girls.
Well, you liked it, didn't you?
l guess l'm just like
all the other girls.
l wouldn't say that.
Wouldn't say what?
l wouldn't say that you're like
the other girls from here.
lt's a compliment.
Thank you, then.
Take left...
What is this playing? Don't
you have anything else, good?
Pankaj Udhas Shudas?
This'll do. Take right.
l hope you know the place?
Don't worry. l know.
Yes.. Mr..
Myself Bhushan. Bharat Bhushan
Sodhi.
- Pleasure.
So Mr. Bhushan, What do you do?
One two into four and
four two into one.
lt's a joke.
You're sure you know the place?
Why are you getting so upset?
l'm taking you aren't l?
l don't understand one thing.
Three boys alone?
To such a party?
That's no fun, sir.
- What do you mean?
Just this - no girls, no fun.
That's what they say in English?
You all are not of the other
kind, are you? - Other thing?
How do you say? Number two love?
Number two?
Forget it..
Want to meet some? Girls?
Girls? Here?
l'll take the thirsty to
the well, if you want?
No, no, there's no need
to get into this guys.
Only two minutes sir. Looking
no touching.
Actually, dude, l don't mind.
Are you out of your mind?
Let's go to the party.
Actually even l don't mind.
- See? l don't mind.
l don't know guys, it doesn't
sound right to me.
l am there, no? No problem;
take right.
So there you are! l've been
looking all over for you.
l've been here.
- Sitting all alone?
l'm thinking.
And who you staring at?
- That guy.
l've not seen him before.
He's quite a piece.
Like him?
- He's not bad.
So go talk to him.
- Just like that?
Okay, wait, l think l
should get you a drink.
For a little bit
of touch courage.
Ah! The secret to
Armaan's success.
No way, l just can't get up
and talk to him like that.
Come on tiger, you have
to go get what you want.
Nothing comes to those who wait.
No! lt's better not
to force some things!
Don't you think?
l like to force things!
No, when it's meant
to be, you know it.
And you don't have to
do anything about it.
lt just happens!
So you have made up your mind?
l've told you, l've
been thinking.
Okay, then let's sit and
wait and let it happen.
Let what happen?
- Love, idiot!
Love happens?
Dude! What's up?
- What's up bro?
How is it going?
- Where's Reena?
Dude, there's a problem!
Dude, do you have a condom?
Not on me, man!
Tiger..
What are you up to?
- Buddy..
Oh, you mean you.. and Reena..
very nice, congratulations.
Buddy, but l can't .
You've got problems?
- No, man.
l don't have a condom.
Condoms no problem, buddy,
ask the twins.
The twins?
- Yeah! Ask the twins.
So, where is Reena?
-Dude she's inside.
Chilling out eh? Good, good!
Man, listen.
l.. Armaan told me that you
might have a spare condom?
Armaan knows everything!
- No.. that..
Do you have one?
- Yeah!
Okay, can l borrow it?
- Are you going to give it back?
No, man! You know what l mean.
Yeah! Yeah! l'm just kidding,
man. Here.
Wait! Do you know about
condoms and girlfriends?
No, what?
They both spend more time in
your wallet than on your big ben!
Yes, good one.
Okay, man, go have fun!
Don't worry, l will.
So, where are your friends?
They must be missing you.
l'm sure they are okay.
What about yours?
- l hardly know anyone here.
l don't even know whose
party it is! - Armaan.
Who? - Armaan Pratap Singh!
lt's his farm.
Oh! You know him?
Yes. l mean l used to.
- Used to?
l was dating him in college.
- Oh!
That was a long time ago.
How long ago? - l'll tell you,
but then l'll have to kill you.
Kill me. No! So you
know him well?
We haven't met for
about four years.
So you don't know him?
- You are very curious!
l'm just asking.
- l don't know.
Things change and
you never know.
Anyway, you will meet him.
He's quite a nice guy.
l'm sure he is!
Stop! Stop here.
That's enough.
Will three girls be Ok?
- No one is enough.
What will the other
two do clap? Listen.
Three will be alright.
Money?
- Money?
How much?
- Nine Hundred and Ninety nine.
Nine Hundred and Ninety nine?
At least that much it will cost.
Three girls, three
hundred per head.
But that's nine hundred...
The rest is my risk.
Hundred minus one.
Let's forget it.
- No, no, stop, stop.
This is five hundred.
Take a thousand.
First time?
Don't worry. l'm there isn't
it. All arrangement l'll do.
Now listen, come to that
house in five minutes.
Can you see it, in front? Don't
get into any other house.
Knock on the door.
Like this. Like how?
Very good. l'll go ahead and
set all the arrangement.
l'll see you in five minutes.
Okay. Remember.
l really don't believe this.
- lt's OK, they'll go away.
What happened?
There they've gone!
Do you mind? l have
to use the loo?
He'll go away..
l can't .
- Can't what?
l can't with that knocking.
lt's really quiet here dude.
So, what did you expect,
a party happening here?
l was just thinking.
Do you think we can trust
that Bhushan guy?
Of course, where will he go?
He wouldn't dare cheat us, man.
He's just a bloody
villager that's it.
Do you think they'll be
infected or something?
Why don't you shut up Sodhi?
- And knock?
Why should l knock?
You knock Bunny.
Just shut up and knock.
- Come on, man.
What happened?
- l don't know. - Try again.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Where are they?
- Who they?
The girls?
- The girls?
Where's Bhushan-ji?
- Who's Bhushan-ji?
Where are the girls?
Who are you all?
Bhushan-ji did not tell you?
What?
- Wait! Wait!
Listen. See who's here. Asking
for girls they are?
For girls?
- They are drunk too!
Run. What?
Run ass run.
- Wait! Wait!
Now where are you all going?
Just come barging
into our house.
Catch the scoundrels! Thieves!
Stop!
What?
- lt's just too small.
What?
- l'm sorry baby..
..it's just too small for this.
What's small?
The car idiot. What did you
think l was talking about?
Nothing.
So?
Baby, we've tried every
place, what can l do?
So are you just gonna give up?
- No.
l don't know what to do?
You know l really tried to
make it special for you.
l really have.
- l know baby.
l wanted our first time
to be really special.
Like in mean something!
l know. And it means a lot.
Now what more can l do?
Now listen, don't worry, now
l'll think of something.
Actually we are getting
married very soon.
Oh really, l had no idea..
ln June or July.
Where's Shreya?
l don't know. Why?
- l'm looking for her.
Leave her alone, you're
not her father.
What are you saying?
Nothing. Come on let's
have a drink.
One minute.
Last l know she got a call and
went into the house to talk.
Careful. Here take my hand.
You'll never give up will you?
You know, your eyes
are quite nice too.
Are you flirting with me?
Hey, Shreya.
Oh, hi Armaan, we were just..
What.. What are you doing here?
What do you mean?
l've been looking
all over for you.
Well, l've been right here.
Okay, come on, let's go.
What do you mean?
- Let's go down.
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with me?
What's the matter with you?
What do you mean?
l just wanted to talk.
So talk.
Like here, now?
Okay.
Shreya, l was hoping things
would be different.
l was hoping..
All this is for you, Shreya.
This was supposed to
be our night. - What?
And instead you have been here
doing.. God knows what?
Listen, l can leave
if you want me to.
No, it's fine. You stay here.
Yes, stay here, she
has nothing to hide.
Armaan, l don't need to
prove anything to you.
Why should you?
Who am l to you anyway?
- Armaan!
Look Shreya, what
we had was so good.
lt was..
So?
lt was a long time ago.
So what?
lt was great, but it's
been a long time.
l don't even know who
you are any more.
So find out!
- You can't force this, Armaan.
You never wrote,
you never called.
l know! l know that.
And that makes me really sad.
l'm sad about it too.
But that's how it is.
You know what?
You make me really sad.
lt's over.
What do you mean?
l mean there's nothing
between us anymore.
What do you mean, Shreya.
Nice memories, what else.
Don't you see that yourself?
All l see is that l'm here
trying, and you're not.
Armaan..
Shreya, try with me.
We used to be so good.
Stop it.
Shreya, this is all..
What am l doing? l'm
just wasting my time?
l'm just wasting my time?
- Armaan, listen. - What?
What? You said what you
had to, right? - Armaan.
What Armaan?
Who Armaan?
l'll tell you what? You just go
ahead and lead your own life.
And have a great life!
This was shot in Bablu studio.
Doesn't look it, no?
Nice, very nice.
lt's alright, but if
you focus properly..
..then the face is not so good.
True. Very true.
The photographer wasn't too good.
He took two
thousand for it.
No problem, l know the top
photographers in Delhi.
We will get one more
portfolio done.
Thank you very much, sir.
Really, it's quite
can also help me sometime.
Sure.
There is always give and
take in life. - Yes, sir.
You are so sweet.
Don't know why, Rajinder, l like
you a lot. l really like you.
ln such a short time, we both
have come so close to each other.
Don't you feel that maybe
we both have met before?
No, sir.
- You will feel, you will feel.
All right folks, let's enjoy!!
Listen, l'm sorry.
- About what?
About all this.. mess.
lt's okay.
l just don't know, what
the matter with me is.
lt's okay, Shreya.
l'm so confused, and Armaan..
He is just angry, that's it.
l wanted things to be nice.
Okay, you know, we haven't met
in four years. - l know.
He stopped writing, calling,
and l waited..
l waited for him.
l don't even know why,
but l waited.
Do you love him? - And things
have changed, you know..
..little changes. You
don't even notice them.
But things change.
- Shreya, do you love him?
Yes! l don't know. How can
l know these things?
l guess you guys should talk.
He won't talk.
Talk about what? lt's
in the past now.
And l need to move on.
l've waited for so long.
That's why l am saying this.
Don't you think he needs
to know, how you feel?
Let's go..
..and talk to him.
- Thank you.
For what?
- For being here.
Haven't you seen
'Maine Pyar Kiya'
Why?
ln friendship no thank
you and no sorry.
Give me the water.
l really screwed up, didn't l?
You should speak to
her.
What's the point?
You heard what she said.
You can't give up. Not without
trying really hard anyway.
l.. l tried.. l tried hard.
Not hard enough.
What do we do now?
l'm sorry guys.
lt's not your fault.
No, it's my fault.
l lost the map dude.
Chill dude, it happens.
So, we won't tell anybody
about this right?
Of course not.
So we go home?
Seems like the best option.
Wait, wait, wait. Turn
that damn thing off.
Listen...
Yeah, dude. Can you hear it?
lt's the party. Let's go.
Yeah, it is!
So, now what?
Want to dance?
Yeah, me neither.
Listen, you wait here, l'll be
back with a proper solution.
What are you doing?
l'll figure it out.
Reena! Reena!
Whose?
Open the gate! Watchman,
open open!
Open the gate we're here!
Raj! There you are! l really
screamed at those girls!
They make everything a joke!
You are alright, aren't you?
Oh no! Your portfolio! The
whole thing is spoiled!
Anyway, it was not at all good.
l'll get a new one made. Come
on, let's go. - No, sir.
What happened, Rajinder?
Are you still sulking?
We will get you a drink,
come on. - No, sir.
What happened, are
you still upset?
l am sorry, BJ-ji, forgive me.
What happened, Rajinder?
That.. if l become a model,
then too it's okay..
..and if l don't become one,
then too it's okay.
Why are you talking like that?
l told you, l will get it done.
l will make you a great
model. Let's just..
Please, sir.
- lt was a joke, Rajinder.
l don't understand your talks..
..and neither do l want
to understand them.
l did not do anything.
- Please..
Sir.
How is your hand?
Listen..
l'm sorry.
l acted like an ass.
So did l.
- No!
lt was my fault.
- lt's okay.
No, wait. let me finish.
l was drunk!
Confused! And
totally stupid. - Me too.
And.. l don't want things
to end this way.
Nothing has ended. Things
have changed, that's all.
We have moved on. Both of us!
And it's no body's fault.
l don't want to
lose you, Shreya.
Not like this! Not now!
You are not. l'm not
going anywhere.
You are important to me, Shreya.
l think you should know that.
And l know l've screwed
up! So many times!
But what l really want is
just one more chance.
Because l know l can
make this work.
Will you.. give me
one more chance?
You screw up one more time..
and l'll kill you.
Hey, Piya! Hi!
Bunny, remember?
Mohito and all.
- Yeah!
Hi!
Can l buy you a drink?
They are free.
- Yeah!
They are free.
Thanks.
What are you smiling at?
- Nothing.
Another one bites the dust.
Hi! Dance?
Come it will be fun!
No. - Come. - No, madam,
no madam. - Come.
The music is really nice, come.
This is the hot youth!
Want to go for the party.
This is the hot youth!
" A new day has come,
the morning is here."
"Last night there
was moonlight..
..now we have to settle
in the brightness."
" A new day has come,
the morning is here."
"Last night there
was moonlight..
..now we have to settle
in the brightness."
"The brightness has smiled."
"The darkness is sleeping."
"The beautiful weather
has arrived."
"The happiness has come
to settle down."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we
make a new start."
" A new feeling has come up."
"On having your company."
"The moment has stopped,
now no one is alone."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we
make a new start."
"We have got a new strength..
..when the night has passed by."
"The beautiful weather
has arrived."
"The happiness has come
to settle down."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we
make a new start."
