MORNING, EVERYBODY, GOOD
MORNING, GOOD MORNING.
YOU ARE ALL EXCITED AND RIGHTLY
SO.
WE HAVE A DAY AHEAD OF US.
DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU
THE NAME OF THE MUSICAL THAT WE
WILL BE PERFORMING.
>> OH MY GOD AVATAR.
>> James: NO, IT ISN'T AVATAR
T IS NOT AVATAR.
>> IT IS ISN'T, NO, NO, IT'S NOT
THE BLUE-- WHY WOULD IT BE THE
[BLEEP] SMUR-OF-S YOU HAVE
RUINED IT IT.
WE ARE DOING A ALADDIN.
NOW YOU CAN DO THAT, HERE IS
WHERE IT GETS EXCITING AM WE
SHALL NOT BE GOING ON THIS
LIGHTHEARTED WHIMSICAL ROMP ON
OUR OWN BECAUSE JOINING US RIGHT
NOW FROM THE MOVIE ALADDIN, THE
REAL PRINCESS JASMINE AND
ALADDIN, MENA MASSOUD AND THAT
ONLIEE SCOTT DRK DSH THAT OMI
SCOTT.
IMES WHO MADE THE CALL, THEY
DID.
YES, KEEP A DISTANCE.
I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THEY ASKED
US TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BUT YOU
JUST DON'T SAY NO TO AN
OPPORTUNITY LIKE THAT.
>> NO, NO, WE'RE DOING CROSSWALK
THE MUSICAL.
IT'S LIKE A BROADWAY PERFORMANCE
IN AN ACTIVE CROSS WALK.
>> LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF
TRAFFIC?
>> YEAH.
>> James: ALADDIN IS ABOUT
WISHES AND WISH FULL FULFILLMENT
AND HOW DOES HE GET THAT WISH.
THIS GUY, YEAH?
SO I WANT US TO RUB THE LAMP AND
JUST MAKE A WISH FOR SOMETHING
YOU WOULD LOVE.
OKAY.
>> YEAH, SURE.
I BISH FOR MORE UNDERSTANDING IN
THE WORLD.
>> James: THAT'S A VERY GOOD
ONE.
>> I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE AND
LOVE.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> James: I WISH I COULD WEAR
ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW THOSE
BIKER JACKETS, THE LEATHER BIKER
JACKETS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SORT OF LIKE A
BUCKLE HERE, SOME OF THEM HAVE A
STRIPE, I CAN'T WEAR THEM.
I ALWAYS TRY THEM ON AND CAN I
NEVER WEAR THEM.
AND IT WOULD BE, THAT WOULD BE
ME.
GOOD WISHES, WELL DONE.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY GUYS, FOR THE
ROLE OF ALADDIN WILL BE PLAYED
BY THE DASHING MENA MASSOUD.
>> YEAH!
>> James: PRINCESS JASMINE
WILL BE INHABITED BY THE
INCOMPARABLE NAOMI SCOTT!
>> E MY GOD!
>> IN IS CRAZY MAN, I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.
>> James: WILL SMITH WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE, ARE YOU NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, WHAT.
>> I'M THE GENIE, YOU CAN'T DO
ALADDIN WITHOUT THE GENIE, BABY.
>> James: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
>> I'M THE GENIE IN THE MOVIE,
MAN, IT IS OBVIOUS.
>> James: OKAY, WILL, YOUNG,
MAN, CAN I TILL, HERE IS THE
TRUTH OF IT, YOU MAY BE ALADDIN
ON THE SILVER SCREEN BUT THIS IS
LIVE THEATER.
>> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
>> YEAH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: IT IS
ALREADY-- STOP, IT'S BEEN
DECIDED, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN
DO ABOUT IT, IT IS-- CASE CLOSED
STRKS OUT OF MY HANDS.
I'M THE GENIE, OKAY, I'M PLAYING
THE GENIE.
>> JAMES, LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU ARE FEELING, I AM GOING
TO KEEP IT REAL.
YOU ARE MORE LIKE ABU, RIGHT.
RIGHT?
HE'S LIKE ABU, RIGHT?
I MEAN I'M THE GENIE AND YOU
COULD ROCK ABU.
>> James: I'M NOT PLAYING A
MONKEY.
I'M NOT PLAYING A MONKEY.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
I WILL SHUT THE WHOLE THING
DOWN, I'M NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
PLAYING A MONKEY.
>> ALADDIN IS IN MANY WAYS THE
ONE MONKEY'S JOURNEY FROM THE
BACK STREETS OF AGRABAR TO THE
HIGHEST SEAT OF POWER.
IN FACT IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE
GREAT STAGE ROLES, IT IS HAMLET,
WILLIE LOWMAN AND ABU, THE
MONKEY IN ALADDIN.
OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN, BEFORE
WE GET OUT THERE ON THIS MAGIC
CARPET RIDE, I WANT TO REMIND
EVERYBODY THAT DON'T YOU DARE
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
ST NOT JUST A WONDERFUL LYRIC,
IT COULD ALSO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
THE TRAFFIC IS REAL AND IT'S
DANGEROUS, OKAY.
SO LET'S BRING IT IN, LET'S GIVE
THEM A SHOW.
EVERYBODY, HANDS IN, EVERYBODY
SAY CROSSWALK.
>> CROSSWALK.
>> James: SAY ALADDIN.
>> ALADDIN.
>> James: SAY ABU IS THE REAL
STAR.
>> ABU IS THE REAL STAR!
>> James: YES, OKAY, LET'S GO.
COME ON.
(APPLAUSE)
>> WE COULD HAVE SAID GENIE, WE
COULD HAVE SAID GENIE.
>> James: OKAY.
LET'S GET OUT THERE.
>> MISTER MAN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
WHATEVER!
WHAT WILL YOUR PLEASURE BE?
♪ LET ME TAKE YOUR ORDER
I'LL JOT IT DOWN
♪ YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME
CAN YOUR FRIENDS DO THIS
♪ DO YOUR FRIENDS DO THAT
DO YOUR FRIENDS PULL THIS
♪ OUTTA THEY LITTLE HAT
CAN YOUR FRIENDS GO
♪ I'M THE GENIE
OF THE OF THE LAMP
♪ I CAN SING, RAP, DANCE
IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE
♪ YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
♪ YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
♪ YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A
FRIEND LIKE ME ♪
 GO, GO,
GO!
WHOOO!
OH MY GOD!
WHERE IS MY FEZ.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING, REALLY,
JUST PHENOMENAL, HE'S THE GENIE,
HE'S THE GENIE, COME ON.
>> AND JAMES MAKES A PRETTY CUTE
MONKEY AS WELL.
>> YEAH.
WILL, WILL, WILL, WILL!
WILL, WILL, WILL, WILL!
WILL, WILL, WILL, WILL!
WHOOO!
YES!
THAT WAS GREAT, EVERYONE DID
GREAT, EVERYONE DID GREAT, I'M
GLAD I CAME UP WITH THIS.
>> YEAH, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.
♪ PRINCE ALI
FABULOUS HE
♪ ALI ABABWA
SHOW SOME RESPECT, BOY
♪ GENUFLECT
DOWN ON ONE KNEE
♪ NOW, TRY YOUR BEST
TO STAY CALM
♪ BRUSH UP YOUR FRIDA SALAAM
THEN COME AND MEET
♪ HIS SPECTACULAR COTERIE
PRINCE ALI
♪ MIGHTY IS HE
ALI ABABWA
STRONG AS TEN
♪ REGULAR MEN, DEFINITELY
HE FACED THE GALLOPING HORDES
♪ A HUNDRED BAD GUYS WITH SWORDS
WHO SENT THOSE GOONS
♪ TO THEIR LORDS
WHY, PRINCE ALI ♪
CARS, CARS!
[BLEEP] GO, GO, GO.
♪, BACK UP.
♪ YEAH.
>> THAT WAS THE ONE.
♪ YEAH.
♪ THAT WAS GREAT.
>> THANK YOU, THAT WAS PERFECT.
THERE WAS A LADY IN THE CAR, SHE
HAD A-- .
>> OH, WAIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
JAMES.
>> HERE, HOLD THIS.
>> I GOT IT IT, I GOT IT.
HEY, JAMES, COME ON, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG?
>> NOTHING, WHY?
>> JAIMSZ, COME ON, WHAT'S UP.
>> EVERYONE IS SAYING WILL'S
GREAT, YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY
LINES, ARE YOU ALL HAVING SO
MUCH FUN OUT THERE.
>> YOU COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME.
I'M A MULTIPLE ACADEMY AWARD
NOMINEE, MAN.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT MAKES
ME FEEL BETTER.
>> NO, NO, I'M JUST, WE ARE OWE
ON THE SAME TEAM.
>> I'M HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING TO
DO I'M JUST A STUPID NAUGHTY
MONKEY.
>> NO, NO, ARE YOU ABU.
YOU ARE CHARMING, ABU IS
CHARMING.
>> I AM QUITE CHARMING.
>> YOU ARE MISS CHIEFOUS, ABU IS
MISCHIEVOUS.
>> James: I AM.
>> YOU ARE BOTH REALLY HANDSOME
LITTLE DEVILS, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN.
>> James: I DO SEE THAT.
>> HERE'S THE BANANA.
>> James: WHAT?
>> WHO WANTS A BANANA.
>> James: ABU WANTS A BANANA,
ABU WANTS A BANANA, I WANT A
BANANA, I WANT A-- HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
LET'S DO
♪ I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID
♪ TELL ME, PRINCESS
NOW WHEN DID
♪ YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEART DECIDE
♪ A WHOLE NEW WORLD
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
♪ NO ONE TO TELL US NO
OR WHERE TO GO
♪ OR SAY WE'RE ONLY DREAMING
A WHOLE NEW--
>> James: CARS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CARS, CARS.
GO.
GO!
GO, GO, GO, GO.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
CRYING AGAIN?
ARE YOU CRYING IMEN.
>> YOU ALL GOT ME THERE.
>> YES.
>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME
SHARE ABU.  OH GOSH, THIS IS A
THE LO ARE INTIMATE THAN I
THOUGHT.
♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: THANK YOU FOR
COMING.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
THANK YOU FOR-- OH.
CARS, CARS.
(CHEERS AND
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: YOU KNOW, THERE IT
IS.
A LADIN.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING, MAN.
>> WE RUBBED THE LAMP AND WHAT
CAME OUT IS A FRIENDSHIP I WILL
CHERISH FOREVER.
>> YEAH, YOU MOW, THAT'S REAL,
I'M WITH YOU ON THAT BECAUSE YOU
AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE
ME.
>> THAT'S WHY I WOULD BE BETTER
BECAUSE I WOULD BE LIKE YOU
AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE
ME.
>> YEAH, THAT WASN'T GOOD.  YOU
AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND, NEVER
HAD A FRIEND.
>> BOTH ARE GOOD.
LET'S JUST AGREE THAT BOTH.
>> UM, OKAY.
