            Hello, everyone.    
   Okay, don't do this.         
   Look at me.                  
   I'm begging you.             
           Quiet, half-breed!   
          There are some        
          people in this room   
     who shall remain nameless, 
     Cory and Mommy and Daddy,  
     that don't think           
     I'm best man material.     
 Well, I'm sorry                
 I have to do this,             
 Cory.                          
            Look, rethink this, 
            all right?          
            It's a bad move.    
    (TALKING GIBBERISH)         
 You know something,            
 Topanga?                       
    If I can't be               
    the best man...             
    Then I'm gonna              
    be the groom.               
    Topanga, I love you.        
   I've always loved you,       
    ever since I saw you        
    through that peephole       
    in the bathroom.            
    And I know how              
    you've secretly             
    longed for me as well.      
        So, Topanga,            
        let's just drop         
        this charade.           
 Topanga, marry me,             
 and let's make nick-nick.      
       Get him.                 
             (SCREAMING)        
      TOPANGA:  So, I'm afraid  
       that all of our horrible 
       experiences              
          have brought us here. 
 We knew that planning          
 a wedding                      
 was gonna be tough,            
 but I don't think              
 any of us                      
 are gonna survive              
 this engagement.               
                 There's no way 
                 we'll make it  
                 until June.    
           There's just no way. 
              I'll do something 
              very bad to Eric. 
                      I will.   
      Honey...                  
         I know! I'm twitching! 
                     Back off!  
              (SIGHING) Please, 
              we're asking you  
              to understand.    
             This wedding is    
             the most important 
             day of our lives.  
 But you people have turned     
 this sacred, beautiful event   
 into a freak show.             
            We all mean well,   
            we just don't think 
                we're gonna be  
                able to survive 
                 an eight-month 
                 engagement.    
 We want to get                 
 married next week.             
              No wedding hall,  
              no fancy planner, 
               just our friends 
               and family.      
 All the people                 
 who care about us              
 right here,                    
 next Friday night,             
 8:00.                          
    7:00 Central.               
    FEENY: Uh, one question.    
    Mr. Feeny?                  
 You're gonna go                
 through with it                
 this time, aren't you?         
