[Kevin, internally monologuing] Ah, I can't believe this is happening.
He's catching me. I'll no longer be the king of Irish YouTube.
"What about Jacksepticeye?"
He doesn't count!
His name isn't even Jack!
What are the odds he's being honest about being Irish?
"Y'know there's plenty of other Irish YouTubers."
Shut up, that doesn't help my narrative at all.
What does he have that I don't?
I need to do something, something that'll drive the people to support me...
But what do they want?
(John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads Theme Plays)
(Heavily breathes in)
That's it!
Almost heaven, West Virginia.
Blue Ridge Mountain, Shenandoah River.
Life is old there, older than the trees.
Younger than the mountains,
Blowing like breeze.
Country roads,
take me home,
to the place, I belong.
West Virginia.
Mountain mama,
take me home, country roads.
All my memories gather round her.
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water.
Dark and dusty,
painted on the sky.
Misty taste of moonshine,
Teardrop in my eye
Country roads,
take me home.
To the place,
I belong.
West Virginia.
Mountain mama,
take me home,
Country roads.
I hear her voice in the morning hour,
she calls me.
The radio reminds me of my home far away,
And driving down the road, I get a feeling that I should have been home.
Yesterday,
yesterday.
Country roads,
take me home.
To the place,
I belong.
West Virginia,
Mountain mama,
take me home.
Country roads.
Country roads,
take me home,
to the place,
I belong.
West Virginia.
Mountain mama,
take me home,
country roads.
Take me home,
down country roads.
Take me home,
down country roads.
(Song ends)
[Kevin, internally] I just wish for once, they would ask for a song in my vocal range.
But hopefully this'll aid me in the wars to come. It's gonna be brutal,
But it has to be done or you know, I could just be, I could just be happy for the guy...
Nah.
Shoutout to Patreons Jog Manson, Jonathan. Lanthorn Joseph Salva dare, Joshua blanket or judge Goodings
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denoon Kaley thorn Kelsey kiss Gaiden Kelsey Zoid Kitty Hoover Knightley Kizuna
Ha Liam a Espina lemon queen lightning hawk. Losing alone lock sir, Ransdell Margera green.
(YouTube Auto Subtitles did the shoutouts.)
