Juventus vs Real Madrid
Superstar difficulty, let's go.
Allianz stadium looking good, Konami
Konami,
nice! Well done.
Look at that, hell yeah, hell yeah
Let's go. Ronaldo's old team against his new team
I hated Juventus and now I'm a- I'm a huge Juventus fan.
Ronaldo, you did so much.
Actually like Dybala a lot, but
He's not getting gameplay- gameplay time man
let my boy Dybala show that he's a true warrior, warrior!
So, Real Madrid-
Damn, they are in shambles aren't they?
One season without Ronaldo garbage, now the second season
doesn't look promising even with Hazard on the team
doesn't look promising.
And-
Actually, I-
A lot of people want and expect Juventus to win a Champions League, but
as much as I like you Juventus I just-
I don't know man.
Sometimes football is about luck, but I just don't see them winning.
When I s-
They just played against, fuck- Atletico Madrid, but
And they started 2-0
Still- Am I dumb? I don't see them winning Champions League as much as I want them to man...
Buffon, man, his probably last season just give him the fucking troph-
Troph- Trophy...
I haven't spoken for fucking 3 years with anyone
I have no friends, LUL!
And I'm speaking to myself. Hell, yeah, brother!
That's what's all, wait I'm playing the game I need to focus, cuz I'm just doing random things. UH?
OH?
Actually like this game a lot and I just upgraded a PC so I can
edit with no worries.
Because like, last time with- I just, I couldn't.
Everything was lagging like a shithole.
But this time no friends, all I can do is play video games and upload my footage
to YouTube, like this is the
This is such a good hobby. I think so.
Few people watching, nice.
Interacting with few people, nice.
Online, nice.
What am I talking about exc-
Fuck, did I just hit Higuaín?
Did I?
Oh no, no, no HEY!
AY! I didn't even touch him, ref!
I didn't touch him. No.
I didn't do anything. YELLOW CARD! (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Stupid fucking ref. Yeah, Benzema, lay on the ground bitchass.
Okay, so I press W, W, W, W.
Oh god, karma is a bitch isn't it?
God...
I think I'll lose every single fucking game I'll upload.
Because that's how garbage I am.
Fuck I'm lagging for some reason.
Can you kick?
No, we didn't score...
Wait, is that Higuain? He-
He's almost bald in real life and he has so much hair here, hair here
He has so much hair here in the game here, hair here.
You like that? You like that new animation that PES fucking 2020 offers me?
Ramsey.
Dybala.
SSS- That's so far man...
Ronaldo gonna steal the ball? No.
God damn it.
Oh my god, come on I cannot lose my second game.
I uploaded one game I lost. I can't do that again.
Or can I?
Or can I? Illuminati sound
Stop that.
Go all out, that's what I'm gonna do, make everyone go all out in the attack.
Alex Sandro.
Pff, I pressed so simply, like-
Catch the balllllll....
Oh?
GOGOGOGOGO RUN!!!
AH! AH! (BOOM)
Pass here maybe? Red card Pjanić?
it's fine you're garbage anyway.
Man, ???????????? I lose again.
I'm not gonna score a single goal?
Am I that pathetic?
Who am I kidding there's still time.
I'm obviously gonna score.
That's too easy to read even for the AI
I'm so ????????
AAAAAAH
That's what happens when you masturbate at day, you just want to sleep.
Yes, I masturbated today watching some good porn
Some good ass fucking porn, hell yeah brother.
Hell yeah brother
watching some good ass fucking in the ass
gang banging.
Does that work?
Maybe? COME ON, POWER!
Sergio Ramos is more powerful
That was it, that had to be it.
That had to be it, man!
Okay.
It's a goal!!!!!!!!!
Epic juke 10/10 would juke again.
That's offside, no?
Benzema, if I could kill you again like in the beggining...
You're so bad!
He's so bad and so mad
And he's bald that hames makes him, MALD!
Ohw my gawd...
Second game I'm gonna upload I'm gonna lose again
Or am I?
Wow
End my misery
End my misery.
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