So Alex you know Craigslist?
Yeah
Right well unfortunately due to the large nature of the human population a lot of the things that's posted on there are..
Is "unsavory" a good word?
Oh god what have you found
How would you rate it Matt?
How i would rate it?
Its longer then the phone
I know because he's put on a lot of weight since we met
I had to move them into the backyard
"And yes, my husband will be operating the wheel upon viewing"
SKUNK
$10
Yeah, it would do 450 gallons
Everyone's been asking what you need that much was for an it's like and he's like "It doesn't fucking matter!"
"Not trying to drown a small Island"
"If you must know I'm turning my daughter's bedroom into an aquarium"
🤖;)
"this is purely an advertisement for my metal shed"
Why, why would you sell a single cow on Craigslist and what-who gave you a?
who gave you the Heifer?
His Friends
Pff so you - like can you imagine like it's someone's birthday?
So you give them an undesired heifer?
 Like they don't want it so they are then are selling it
Do Emu eggs all come out with galactic pattern on them?
Yes
Is that actually a thing? 
✦~The Emus from the stars~✦
(lol no thx mate)
I mean the only selling point that this person is putting out for people
Who may want to have submits with him. Is that he has an average penis?
Yeah
"Fuck of granddad i wanna sell my PSP on craiglist"
"Im not helping you with your fucking cardboard boxes to manageable sizes. Im busy tryina...
fucking sell my copy"
"Come help your granddaddy"
"Im selling my copy of monster hunters"
"Oh But don't you want to help me?"
"Put them in the recycling and helps save the planet you live on?"
"The only planet I care about dad is the world of fucking warcraft"
🤖 ????? (What)
