Good golly, good sir, I request your immediate attention.
I'd like to reveal to you the location of my residence, I was born in Smethwick, a town within Birmingham under her majesty's flag, Great Britain.
I must say, I find you to be a rather unsavory  fellow.
I would humbly request that you attempt to locate my homestead so that we may settle our despute in person.
I do not find myself particularly interested in your personality, to say I could feel less than nothing about you and your well being is entirely and understatement.
When you arrive in the town of Smethwick, Birmingham, under her majesty's flag of Great Britain; request the presence of Danny G and I will make myself present at once for our engagement.
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I would once again like to request your presence at the humble town of Smethwick, Birmingham so that we may finish this debate and never speak of it again.
God save the Queen.
