Hohoho, here's your Loki.
Everyone prepared for christmas?
Have a present for your Thor in mind?
Got a mistletoe over the poster of your Loki?
Downloaded the illegal copy of The Dark World
for christmas eve?
No, we didn't.
Yeah, you're right, we are waiting patiently
and enjoy the gifs on tumblr.
You don't want it, believe me.
Why not?
Well, 'you' still believe you will be king!
I am a king!
And 'you' only think about your revenge.
Just a rumor. Didn't you see the faint blue
glow in my eyes?
Believe what you want. I must mourn and remember
what I lost.
What did we loose?
Spoilers, cow. Spoilers...
This isn't Doctor Who. Talk to us.
You will get your throne. That is all you
must know...
Asgard is ours.
But can you remember how we did it?
How should I know? There was an official spoiler
about Hela somewhere...
Is she our daughter in the comics too?
No, I don't think so.
Good, because she's pretty damn hot.
Oh, yeah... We made a nice one, didn't we?
Oh, yes... Frostgiant babies all over the
world.
How is the count of impregnanted Midgardian
females after watching Thor The Dark World?
Knock up highscore just at the sight of us,
5.000.
Boom, pregnant!
We are SO going to get our army.
Frostgiant branded.
We have a big loving family.
Don't talk about family, the two of you.
Maybe we should cheer him up a little bit
with the Midgardian tradition of Christmas.
In our advent calendar special we want to
show you tips and tricks
for presents and christmas cookies a la Loki.
Cookies?
Biscuits in the shape of Loki's helmet.
Not sure if that's gonna work out.
Yeah, we will see. Try and error.
Also some reindeer games and songs.
For the fanatic Loki fans we might also finally
create tutorials for the Cosplay as little
add on.
Yeah, we still need Odin's spear, don't we?
Also a try and error scene.
Maybe, but remember, we are able to reach
our goals. I mean. Damn, we finally got the
throne.
At great cost, yes.
Whatever you are mourning about, I believe
the person wouldn't want that.
We are with you.
I'm all on my own, again.
