Yea, you would think that there’s no way
a NBA player can get fat.
It’s said that during a practice or a game,
the average player burns around 1000 calories.
But with fat contracts, comes fat dinners..
And probably fat breakfast burritos...
With that being said, we’re back to our
list of the 10 Fattest NBA Players Ever
Number 10: Jared Sullinger at 275 LBS
Kicking off our fat boy list is Toronto Raptors
power forward and first round draft pick of
the Celtics in 2012, Jared “I love Hamburgers”
Sullinger.
The Ohio native keeps it thick throughout
the season, when a bizarre story was made
about Jared’s hunger in Toronto/.
It was alleged, that Raptors star DeMar DeRozan
threw a hamburger across the locker room in
anger.
Jared then went to pick it up and eat it..
Sullinger’s fatty fuck emoji on twitter
says it all.
Number 9: Sean May at 280 LBS
As another Charlotte Bobcat draft flop, Sean
May was considered unfit to play from coach
Larry Brown.
As May stuffed his face and rode the bench
for most of the years in the NBA, this once
Most Outstanding Player in the NCAA tournament,
is now retired from the NBA and free to eat
as many Big Macs he wants.
I’m Loving it (make it sound like a fat
boy stuffed mouth)
Number 8: Glen Davis at 300 LBS
In a funny interview interruption while Big
baby was on the Orlando Magics.
Big Baby asks rookie Andrew Nicholson if he
brought him his Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
As the rookie looks surprised, Big Baby says
he has to pay 100$ for not having his sandwich
ready for him.
Big baby then shows the camera his candy stash.
Fucking hilarious.
The only other fatass i know who has a candy
stash, is fatass hd flat.
Number 7: Shawn Kemp at 300LBS
Once known as one of the highest flying players
the NBA has ever seen..Shawn Kemp went from
‘the Reign Man’ to the “Pour Donuts
down my throat man”..
From his peak playing weight at 230 pounds,
Kemp gained 70 LB’s by 2001 by the time
he got to the Portland trailblazers..when
color commentators like Bill Walton start
clowning your weight, you probably should
lay off the co co puffs.
Number 6: Robert Traylor 320 LBS
Known as the Tractor, this beast of a man
once broke the backboard while playing for
Michigan wolverines..
Playing in the association for 7 years, Robert
was drafted and traded for Dirk Nowitzki in
one of the more lopsided draft day trades.
Sadly for Robert Tractor Traylor, the 6 foot
8 gentle giant, was found dead in his apartment
in Puerto rico of an apparent heart attack
at 34.
Rest in peace, too many chicken mcnuggets.
Number 5: Michael Sweetney at 348 LBS
Coming in at the whopping weight of 3 Bills
and a half, this big man’s metabolism is
as slow as the DMV line.
In 2003, Sweetney, was drafted as a lottery
pick at number 9 for the New York Knicks..
And the only thing the knicks got from him,
was buckets....... of KFC.
In 09, he played for the Celtics summer league
team, and lets just say he got dropped faster
than a plate of vegetables that hd-flat didn't
want.
Number 4: Eddy Curry at 350 LBS
As the 4th pick right out of high school for
the Chicago Bulls.
Eddy Curry ate himself out of the league for
good in 2013.
Although Curry, did play for the Miami Heat’s
2012 Championship team, but you probably don’t
remember him on that squad, as he was at the
end of the bench.. grubbing.. just kidding...
Number 3: Sim Bhullar at 359 LBS
As an un-drafted player, Sim makes the list
by a chin hair.
As he played for the Sacramento Kings on a
10 day contract.
The 7 feet 5 inch player was always big, but
this guy took big to the next extreme..
Sim Bhullar, now plays for the Dacin Tigers
of the Taiwanese super basketball league.
His curry meals from home, are roughly the
size of Steph Curry.
Number 2: Shaquille O’Neal at 360 LBS
Sandwiched in the middle of two mediocre players
on this list, get it? sandwich?
Hall of famer Shaq, went from Superman to
Super fat.
Snacking down on anything not bolted down,
Shaq went from 290 pounds to 360 by the end
of his career.
And what upset Kobe and Phil Jackson the most,
was when Shaq showed up to pre season looking
in shape.
As in the shape of an oval.
Number 1: Oliver Miller at 375 LBS
Known as a pretty decent player during his
8 year career.. Oliver Miller’s weight has
always been an issue for the 6 foot 9 center.
As he ballooned to 380 big fat LB’s by his
4th year in the league..Oliver made his debut
as a Harlem Globetrotter in 2001, but was
released for showing no appreciation for what
it takes mentally and physically to be a Harlem
Globetrotter, end quote.
Oliver Miller is now the mascot for the Houston
Rockets. just playin’..
And there you have it, our list of the 10
Fattest NBA Players Ever.
Did we miss any other jelly donut finger having
ass players?
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