(applause)
um yee welcome back to this year's booxing match between
mr. America and mr. Uk.
uh so you and the other
people no one cares about half faught and now it's time for the main event
V I E T N A M  F L A S H B A C K S
(applause)
OH YEAH, SO EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME TO THE RING MISTER AMERICA; logan the maverick pooul
*ascended cutely*
(applause) what im doing with my life
AND HERE IS MISTER (back breaking) UK; the nightmare at c
*more  a s c e n t i o n*
Are you ready to rumble-?
Ī̸͓̬͗̀ ̸̡̨̥̮̘͓͑ͅ m̷̩͔̟̍͛̑̌̈́̾͜ i̷̟̔͌͝ ġ̶̨̛̝̿͛̔̑̊͊͘ ḫ̴̡̣̝̦̦̜̓̄͐̍̅͑̕͝ t̷̢̙̳̭̜͑͝ͅ ̴̠͎͕̹̯̎̓͋͛̊ k̴̺̂͑̈͗̉̀̈́͒̌ ȋ̸̝̖̞̻̤̹̎͛ l̴̤̜̤͙̈͋̂̽̇̅ l̴̨̧̢̩̣͚̼̹͉̘͌̀̋͘  ̷̡̝͎͍̭͎̻́̃̽ṯ̷̯͎̫̣̝͖͚̿̀͜ h̵̢͇̙̬͎̦̘͉̺͊ i̴͖͉̘̞̒̈̒̏̂͛̃͐ͅ š̵͉̟̾̔ ̸̡̨͎̳̻͈̦̣̫̙̌́͐̓̀̓͐ m̷̦̺̘̬̝̖̰̥͆͂́̌̈́̚ a̴̢̜̖̤̻̿̈́͛͘ ṇ̸̗́̓̈́
v i e t n a m  f l a s h b a c k s
Okay, ｎｏ　ｏｎｅ　ａｓｋｅｄ. anyways let the fight begin
*concerning shoulder dislocation*
*ringrongringr
Oh Are you approaching me?
I can't beat the shickshack out of you without getting any closer.
ORAORAORAORA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ORAORAORAORA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
WTF? *crac*
* c r a c c *
D i d y o u f a l l d o w n
N O
okayyyyy
. . .
A N G E R
v i o l e n t  p a t s  o n  t h e  f a c e
Um sir that is not allowed and for that you get a R E D C A R D
Okay, well anyways, let's see who won
*raises hand in fact that he has already dominated*
so, by, split, decision, the, winner, is, c,
d e p r e s s i o n
descention to another dimension
ascend to the heavans mah lohrd
And wow the crowd is going  w w w w w w w w w i l d
v e r y  w i l d
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