Yeah I’m gonna do landscaping with my cousin Joe
We’re gonna cut grass til we can’t no more
Then I’ll fix my car cause the tires low
Gotta minivan that I drive real slow
I built the tool shed in the back
2x4’s are stacked
Make anything from scratch
Pork chops wear all sorts of hats
I fixed my own porch ha
Weld things with a torch
I don’t hire strangers
I’ll call my cousin Jorge, now
Can’t nobody charge me nothing
You can’t charge me nothing
Can’t nobody charge me nothing
You can’t charge me nothing
Plowed my garden with a tractor
Now I’m on a ladder
Installed an air conditioner
My pockets getting fatter
Concrete, I can mix it
Cracked walls, I can fix it
If the Bushes get too thick
Then I’ll go and trim it
Can’t nobody charge me nothing
You can’t charge me nothing
Can’t nobody charge me nothing
You can’t charge me nothing
Yeah I’m gonna do landscaping with my cousin Joe
We’re gonna cut grass til we can’t no more
Then I’ll fix my car cause the tires low
Gotta minivan that I drive real slow
Your pipes burst, what’s first? Gotta shut the water
You’ll spend a lot of money on a licensed plumber
Baby you should get yourself a handy Portuguese boy
My tools are packed up in the car that I paid cash for
Got no stress, my bills paid off
I’m a workin man, my hand’s not soft
I’m gonna do landscaping with my primo Joe
We’re gonna cut grass til we can’t no more
Yeah I’m gonna do landscaping with my cousin Joe
We’re gonna cut grass til we can’t no more
Then I’ll fix my car cause the tires low
Gotta minivan that I drive real slow
