(music)
CHUCK: Oh, Denise.
DENISE: Oh my God, Chuck...
I think Deandre's going to propose!
As brokenhearted as I was, I tried to put on my best face for my date -
which was hard because Daphne seemed to be in a bad mood.
Woo woo!!!
Get in!
It's Chuck, guys!
CHUUUCK!!!
He is a king and his girl, like, she is super lucky.
I just love Chuck. Chuck is...he's the best!
Chuck is awesome!
DAPHNE: Take me home before I tell everyone
how much of a jerk you are in real life.
SAM: What's wrong with your girl?
CHUCK: I don't even know, man...
I guess she's a Seahawks fan!
(laughter)
Can I come in?
(Daphne laughs)
You done lost your mind! Do you think you can come?
(music)
I went to the park to clear my mind,
but I still couldn't stop thinking about Denise.
You know what they say...
when you're not thinking about love,
it always has a way of finding you.
Yeah, right - who was I kidding?
I wasn't over Denise.
Besides, I don't date women with broad shoulders.
Hi!
(Disco music)
Nice Guys Finish Last!
Oh. Uhh...hey!
I'm Nicole.
CHUCK: Hi. Uhh...
Chuck. Nice meeting you.
NICOLE: So can I join you you?
You look like you could use some company.
CHUCK: Oh, yeah, uhh...
Yeah yeah yeah, I could. Thanks.
C'mon, sit down.
NICOLE: Thank you.
CHUCK: Oh - what are you reading?
NICOLE: "Should Men Cry" by Bertrance Devon Triche.
CHUCK: Bertrance Devon Triche. Nice, nice.
NICOLE: Have you heard of him?
CHUCK: No.
NICOLE: So, why were YOU crying?
CHUCK: What? I - I - wasn't crying.
NICOLE: Relax, relax. It's cool.
I saw you wiping a few tears a few minutes ago.
That's why I came over. It's no big deal.
CHUCK: My girl left me.
NICOLE: Your girl?
That's too bad.
Did she leave you for someone else?
CHUCK: Kind of...
It's complicated.
NICOLE: I understand that.
I just got out of a relationship myself:
Two years.
CHUCK: Two years?
NICOLE: Yeah.
CHUCK: Wow.
NICOLE: When you know, you know.
You know?
CHUCK: Yeah, I know.
NICOLE: Hey - how about this:
let's go and grab some drinks
and toast to the single life.
CHUCK: Me and you?
NICOLE: No.
Yeah! Me and you!
CHUCK: Oh, okay! Like...
NICOLE: Do you wanna go?
CHUCK: Yeah! I...
(Under breath) Shut up, Chuck.
(Louder) Yeah, yeah!
NICOLE: Okay.
CHUCK: Okay.
NICOLE: Let's go!
(music)
Chuck, Chuck -  your logic is all wrong.
Just because a woman is confident doesn't mean she's a psychopath.
No, I didn't call you a psychopath.
NICOLE: You didn't have to.
"So, do you always go around to parks picking up guys?"
You make me sound like a pervert in a window-less van.
CHUCK: Oh, come on!
NICOLE: And to answer your question: no.
I don't go around to parks picking up guys.
You're handsome, and you looked lonely -
perfect combination.
Fair enough, fair enough. But...
...what kind of woman toasts to being single
a day after she breaks up with her boyfriend...
...not only of one year, but two years.
TWO years.
NICOLE: A woman who knows what she wants.
Chuck, this Denise girl -
she's not really your girlfriend, is she?
CHUCK: No.
Wow. She's just some girl you've latched on to
as if she owes you a relationship
in exchange for your friendship.
That's not fair.
NICOLE: You're right. It's not fair.
CHUCK: You know what I meant, but okay...
NICOLE: Look, I know guys like you.
At the end of the day, there's always a hidden fee for your friendship.
it's not sincere.
Chuck, why don't you
just tell her what you want?
Because I want her to figure  it out...
It's simple!
No, it's not simple! That's not gonna happen!
CHUCK: Why not?
NICOLE: Because she don't want you.
CHUCK: You don't know that!
(laughs) Oh yes I do.
She's just blinded by the "bad boys." That's it.
It's a phase that all women go through.
NICOLE: (laughs) All women...
Maybe -  maybe not.
I know she don't want you.
Don't say that.
Make me.
(romantic music)
CHUCK: Girl, what is up with YOU!
NICOLE: What is up with YOU!
CHUCK: Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
(cellphone rings)
NICOLE: Don't answer it!
CHUCK: I need to check it!
It's probably my mom!
NICOLE: Free yourself!
CHUCK: It's Denise!
(music stops)
(cellphone stops ringing)
(romantic music continues)
(cellphone chirps)
DENISE MESSAGE: I don't know what I was thinking.
Deandre marry me? Hah!
Anyway, I broke things off.
So, call me back.
I could really use a friend right now.
You're an idiot!
CHUCK: Nicole, wait.
NICOLE: Pick up the phone, and tell that girl you're in love with her.
CHUCK VOICEOVER: That wasn't gonna happen.
CHUCK: I'll do that when -
Do it now!
NICOLE:NOW!!!
Hmm...or what?
Or I'll kill you.
CHUCK: Uh, Nicole.
Uh - no, no, no...
What are you doing?
No, no, no, look...
...that tickles!
(laughs)
Ahh - you ain't playing...
Nicole - stop, okay!
Nicole! Ugh!
(crashing sounds)
Ugh!
Nicole!
Ugh!
AAAHHH!!!
(stabbing sounds)
Ugh...aah!!!
Nicole, stop!
(slicing sounds)
Nicole...
Huh...
AAAHHH!!!
NICOLE!!!
HOORAY!
MEOW!
