I saw Ryan Gosling at the Grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday
I told him how cool it was to meet him
But I didn't want to be a douchebag and bother him or ask him for photos or anything
But then he said
"Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "huh?"
But he kept cutting me off and going "huh, huh, HUH?"
And closing his hand shut in front of my face
I walked away and I continued with my shopping
And I heard him chuckle as I walked off
When I came to pay for my stuff up front
I saw him trying to walk out the door with like fifteen Milkyways in his hands without paying
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional and was like
"Sir, you need to pay for those first"
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her
but eventually he turned back around and brought them to the counter
And then, when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times
He stopped her and told her to scan them each individually
To prevent electrical interfeterance
And then turned around and winked at me
I don't even think that's a word
After she scanned each bar and put them into a bag and started to say the price
He kept interrupting her by yawning
YAWN
really loudly
"That'll be twelve"
YAWN
"Sir,"
YAWN
mynamejeff
