Good afternoon, today's headlines
Its been 10 years since lockdown was first announced
The number of Aliens reported today across the state crossed 8000
As of now a total of 2 crore alien cases have been reported in the state
Govt has requested everyone to address Aliens as 'guest beings' instead of calling them by their name.
Giving the public a slight relief, the petrol price per liter has come down to  Rs 8340/-
Who's it?
WHO'S IT?
Hey it's me, open the shutter.
Even the little kids know that aliens can transform into anyone.
 I won't let you in, unless you say the code
Thaha, don't mess with me. You earlier saw me leaving right
 Open it!
SAY THE CODE
 Open it!
SAY THE CODE
*reciting lyrics of freak penne malayalm song*
Did anyone follow you?
 No alien would come in here
 Everyone said the same about Corona at the start, you know what happened later
Here we go
 Everyone got corona, then came the complete lockdown
Thaha..
 World war 3,4,5 happened
None even realised that 6th war has happened.
Thaha
 Atlast the aliens came and the world got doomed
 THAHA!
WHAT?
It's all in the past, there's no point in talking about it anymore
Okay then let's talk about your ex gf who eloped with the alien that landed in Kochi.
Don't utter a word about her!
Oh so you're sad huh? SAME GOES FOR ME.
Don't utter a word about her!
Oh so you're sad huh? SAME GOES FOR ME.
Oh don't feel so sad, here - eat this
 Noodles!
From where did you get this?
The skillful one should go out to feed the belly
It smells like it got expired pretty recently. A max of 5 years.
We gonna rock today!
 Where's the rest of the food?
That's all of it
 I asked where's the rest of the food?
That's all I got!
How are we going to survive a week with this noodles?
Da let's steal the food of Thomas who lives in the shed across
He's stoned all the time, wouldn't notice it.
Oh so you didn't hear? Bro Thomas got abducted.
 Who?
 His aunty Thresia
 Da aliens came down and snatched Thomas away
When?
 Last night when I went on to the terrace to pee, I saw it
You know their big spaceship right? They came down on it and took him away
Then why didn't I hear any sound?
 How could you hear it, he was tripping
 He was so stoned that he gave me a 'bye' from the window seat
He was the only one we could go for any help
Either way Thomas is gone, lets go and take his supplies
Ah his supplies only consists weed
Either way Thomas is gone, lets go and take his supplies
Ah his supplies only consists weed
I don't care if it's weed, I'm that hungry
Then our hunger levels will increase, bro we want to bring that down!
I don't care if it's weed, I'm that hungry
Then our hunger levels will increase, bro we want to bring that down!
Let's catch some frog and eat it
The frogs already got extinct
 What are we gonna do now?
For now lets adjust with some earthworm
 It's not that bro..how will we survive?
I go to sleep with a gun...Im done
 Don't worry on it, everything will be fixed
Don't be afraid
Da who's that?
 I don't have a clue
 Is it any alien?
I already told you that you got followed by someone!
 Thaha!
If it barges in, don't hesitate, SHOOT!
Thomas?
Can't you dogs open the door?
Thomas-
Sebastian!
Tell me the truth, who are you?
It's me Thomas bro..
Tell me the truth, who are you?
It's me Thomas bro..
I saw aliens taking Thomas away with my own eyes
Dont try to fool me..Say the code
Hey bro tell him it's me
  da it's Thomas..
Hey bro tell him it's me
  da it's Thomas..
SAY THE CODE
 Thomas, say the code..
*sings freak penne lyrics*
Oh damn that song!
I knew you weren't Thomas you rascal-
He said half of the code, its Thomas!
This guy told that aliens abducted you last night?
Guys, there's a lot to tell. I was with them for a while
Why did they choose you?
Im always stoned right, so they took me to conduct experiments in my brain
Did they do anything to you?
What, no? They have next level technology over there!
Then why did you came back?
I have some remaining stuff at my shed, I came to take it
I already know there's no use for humanity with people like you
Wait till you mock me that far-
What's this, a phone?
Phones went out of production years ago, whats this?
Time Machine!
He's stoned as usual
Believe it if you want
Da is it true?
Yeah man, this is alien technology. I stole it from them.
This is the reason why they are so advanced
Why did you bring it to us?
We can save humanity
Weed speaking
Just shut up, you tell
When did all of our problems start?
2020!
If we travel to the time before 2020, we can alter all the events which happened later.
I didnt get you
We can change the course of all the events starting from 2020
How?
First you should go to a point of time before 2020
then you have to change the course of any major event which will happen in 2020
What should we do for that?
With this time machine, you can go to any time in the past but only for 24 hours
Within 24 hours, you have to change the course of that particular event
It's difficult to change the course and all
There's suitable day to do it
31st December, 2019
The day people take new resolutions for new year
How does this thing work?
We have to enter the day, date and year in the past you're gonna travel to
And?
What just happened?
Aliens
How did they come to know that we're here?
Thomas!
They came in search for this time machine
They tracked me, don't wait for me ..just go
Everything you need is inside of this
Brothers!
Bro
Omg, is he dead?
Sebastian!
Sebastian!
Are you okay?
Both of you are high it seems!
What happened?
Bro which day is it?
Tuesday
I mean month
December
Bro please tell the date, month and year at once
31 December 2019..Its the new year tommorrow!
Time travel?
2019?
If it was some theif, they wouldve taken it. Luckily it was me
Which brand is it?
Its a new model phone bro
No not that, which brand of liquor I meant?
Are you sick? Do you need water?
Don't you dare use plastic ever again in your life. Am I clear?
People in  the future suffered a lot because of plastic
Future? That sounds good. Okay, I'm throwing away my plastic
Never ever throw plastic on roads you rascal, it ruined the next 10 years.
10 years? No..Im never using plastic again
Atleast tell me that liquor brand!
Get lost!
Rascals!
By the way...Happy New Year!
Don't ..you dare wish..anyone happy new year..in your life..ever again!
Is that clear?
Bros, atleast tell me the brand before you go!
It's impossible for us to convice a population of 100 crore.
What did he ask us to do?
Who?
Thomas!
If you're seeing this, it means aliens have already killed me by now.
It's your responsibility to save the humanity
You have to change the course of a major incident which happened in 2020
That particular incident is-.
What happened?
I don't know
Thomas?
It's gone!
What do we do now? Thomas is gone!
If there was anyone to help us, it'd be great
Who's gonna help us out?
Actually, there are two people who can help us out
Who?
This guy looks like me right? Who? This guy?
We looked so much better in the past!
Sebastian, 2020 is gonna be our year!
Scre w all the past years. This year we'll get gfs, a job and a lot of money.
Thought so, when you talked a lot!
When you saw all of this in 3gp, i already had my vison in Full HD.
I bought a diary for 2020, to tick off my bucketlist goals
Pathetic!
We should be more systematic. Im will go to the gym and build my body from now on.
I worried about my hair, I think its falling off.
My dad's already bald headed at this age.
Yeah it seems like hairfall.
You're a terrible friend. You make me more anxious instead of consoling me.
I just said the truth. Look at my hair. Even Dulquer Salmaan doesn't have such hair.
I didn't say a word.
Anyway I've decided one thing. In 2020 I'm gonna travel to a lot of places.
I have to go for an all India tour.
let's do it
Most importantly, we should start saving money.
Its time we start investing for the future.
How do we do that?
Da trading is an effective way to make some money.
Bro, you know i took science after 10th. I don't know a thing about trading.
Bro look at this. This is Upstox and its a trading app.
It's one of the fastest growing app in India.
Through this app, you can buy & sell shares and invest in mutual funds.
Bro is this app trustworthy?
Hey bro, it's an awesome app. This app is backed even by Ratan Tata
Ratan Tata?
Yeah
What's going on there?
I think we are talking about the app.
Even with a 100 rs you can start trading through this app.
Okay fine, how does this Upstox works?
It's damn easy to open and account in Upstox
all you need is a PAN card and an Aadhar card
That's all set
Then it's a perfect time to open an account, cus there's a limited period offer
Free account opening and one month trading for free and other offers
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We had enough intelligence back then.
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We had enough intelligence back then.
Not 'we'..it was my idea
and it worked as well.
Da look at this, there's some new virus in China
Virus? What virus?
Con..con..Corona virus
Its in China right? Don't worry
Must be some stupid flu
eh..is it raining stones
Da, aren't you coming for the New year party?
If you want to go, go. Im hungry so gonna order some food
What are you ordering?
If you want to go, go. Im hungry so gonna order some food
What are you ordering?
Porotta & Beef Roast, What else!
Beef roast? Make it two.
Beef...ROAST!
This is the place right?
I think so.
What's up bros?
Arjyou, we're coming from the future
I know it's hard to believe, but you should believe it.
The thing is..2020 is gonna scre w us very bad
Corona will come and so does World war III, IV, V
The entire population will be in lockdown
At last even the aliens will come
If we want to avoid all of this, you shouldn't start roasting in the future.
It's a request.
What bro?
That son...we're...
we're coming from Youtube!
From youtube?
Yeah, from the youtube HQ
Why are you guys here?
With our new Youtube policy, we're interacting directly with our users.
All kinds of interactions will be gone in the future.
Eh
Arjyou right n-
It's not Arjyou bro, it's Arjun Sundareshan
I'll call you as Arjyou only
Aryou watches all kinds of roasting videos on Youtube right?
How do you know that?
As I said, we're coming from Youtube HQ. so we knows your search history and all
It's not just me but my friends mostly. It's them who uses my phone.
Haha it's all in the nature of your age, its watched by mostly everyone..Don't worry
So there's no problem right?
There's no problem at all, the thing we were saying was your interest in roasting.
Arjyou, do you have any plans to start a roasting channel?
I already have a channel, my plan is to upload roasting videos from next year on.
Is it necessery to start roasting?
It's kind of risky but yeah okay
Risk..What risk?
The risk is that, if you upload roasting videos, do you think mallus are gonna watch it?
Nooo..the only roast malayalees like is beef roast
Not only that, do you think you'll get enough views for roasting videos in malayalam?
No wayy...you'll get like 10-50 views max
Yeah
I had some plans to start one
Now that you heard it all, what's your decision?
If its like that..I'll let it go right?
Let it go
Let it go
Arjyou, can't you use your potential in some other field?
For eg, politics?
There's politics in your campus right?
Im there in the college union and all!
Set!
Ah if it's like that, then there's no need for roasting and all
You should try that
Then I'll give a try in college politics right?
It's an absolutely good decision
Then I'll give a try in college politics right?
It's an absolutely good decision
It was so nice of you to come here and give such an advice. Im glad
That's all we can do, right?
Tell my regards to Youtube please
Of course
And if possible, can you please tell youtube to erase my history?
Don't worry about it all
I'll leave then...bye
Where are we?
Is this our house?
There's AC and all
Eh..is this our house?
I don't know
Da I think we got into a higher setup
Flowers..look at flowers, they got extinct right?
Look over there, one guy is walking without a mask!
Do you recoginze him? That's the guy we beat up
Yeah the one we beat up
over that plastic issue
Bro!
Bro what day is it?
Tuesday
No not that..day, month and year all at once?
2030...I KNOW YOU GUYS
It was you who beat me during that new year time
Look at you, you guys haven't changed a bit!
It was a mistake from our side, hope you forgive us
It's not a problem. After that incident, i totally gave up plastic use
The govt banned plastic later right..
Plastic got banned?
Yes!
You guys are always high whenever i see you
Let me ask for forgiveness one more time
It's okay man
Just for us satisfaction
I'm in a little hurry, okay then
Such a nice person
Hello!
Look, Thomas!
Isn't he dead yet?
Where were you? been a while since I saw you guys
What kind of attire is this?
Hey Thomas, are you okay?
Im okay? Are you guys okay?
That bro we got so high last night and our memory is now a bit weak
It's quite hard for us to remember the things happened after 2020, can you tell us about it?
2020? What kind of high was it?
So the coronavirus and all is still there?
Corona? What is it?
Da that virus which happened in China
It must be at China then!
Then what about World War III, IV, V?
Yeah that Major Ravi movie
3 of us went together to Imax to watch it right?
Didn't the aliens come?
Aliens? What is it?
Leave all of it, is there any problem in the world right now?
Problem..Petrol price got hiked
That's..Thats not an issue at all..
3 Rs
Not a problem if there's a 3 Rs increase
3 Rs increase? Dude petrol price became 3 per liter!
BRO
BRO
We saved bro!
We saved the world bro!
Don't get too stoned like this
Of all, you shouldn't mock us. You're the one getting high instead of having meals
Dude you remember that right, when aliens abducted this guy came back to get some more stuff.
Get lost man!
You JUNKIEE!!
What Thomas, got mellow after getting a small Roast?
Thomas, are you going?
Go away, go away
What?
Roasting is banned
What?
Chief minister has banned roasting
What?
He said chief minister banned roasting
What happened to him?
Sir, we've caught the ones who did Roasting...Arrest them
*Greetings to the young cheif minister Arjun Sundareshan*
