HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND
TALENTED LOUIS C.K.
NOW, LOUIS, YOU'RE NOT A
PARTICULARLY POLITICAL PERSON.
YOU GET INTO A LOT OF POLITICAL
HUMOR.
BUT YOU DID EMAIL YOUR FANS LAST
YEAR.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND YOU SAID,
"DONALD TRUMP WAS AN INSANE
BIGOT AND HITLER.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU DID SAY THAT.
>> DI.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: BUT THEN YOU
SAID-- HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
DON'T JUMP ON THE TRAIN HE GOT
OFF BECAUSE YOU SAID, "YOU WILL
REGRET IT."
WHY DO YOU REGRET IT?
YOU'VE SAID WORSE THINGS AND NOT
TAKEN THEM BACK.
>> DON'T TAKE IT BACK.
I REGRET IT.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE
DIFFERENCE?
>> I REGRET SAYING IT.
IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S A MESSY THING, YOU KNOW,.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> IT'S HOW I WAS FEELING AT THE
TIME.
AND I SAID IT TO A LOT-- IT JUST
WAS MORE PEOPLE THAN I THOUGHT
WERE GOING TO READ IT.
I HAVE A LITTLE EMAIL LISTS --
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON YOUR
EMAIL LIST.
>> YES, BUT THAT'S NOT THAT
MANY.
IT TURNED INTO THIS THING, AND
THE NEXT DAY I WAS ON THE "DAILY
NEWS" COVER WITH MY FACE AND
TRUMP'S FACE AND IT SAYS, "HE'S
HITLER."
AND I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD!
THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I
DO FOR A LIVING.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO
ACCOMPLISH.
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.
I REGRET IT, ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T
TAKE IT BACK.
IF YOU WENT BACK AND FIXED ALL
THE MISTAKES YOU MADE YOU WOULD
ERASE YOURSELF.
THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU SAID YOU FELT
THAT WAY AT THE TIME.
DO YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY.
>> NOW I GUESS HE'S NOT AS
PROFOUND AS I THOUGHT HE WAS.
I THOUGHT HE WAS A NEW KIND OF
EVIL.
BUT HE'S JUST A LYING SANG OF
(BLEEP).
IT'S JUST SIMPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I MEAN, IT'S --
>> Stephen: COVER OF "THE
DAILY NEWS."
COVER OF "THE DAILY NEWS"
TOMORROW.
>> IT'S NOT AS BIG-- IT'S NOT AS
SIMPLER-- IT'S SIMPLER THAN I
THOUGHT.
HE'S-- YOU KNOW-- LIKE, THERE
ARE LIARS.
SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE.
"THAT GUY LIED.
THEY FOUND OUT HE LIED."
AND THEN THERE IS SOMEBODY
WHOALIZE ONCE IN A WHILE, CAN'T
QUITE STAY IN THE BOUND REAS OF
TRUTH.
SOMEBODY WHOALIZE SOMETIMES.
THEN YOU HAVE A LIAR WHO IS
SOMEBODY-- IT'S LIKE A PROBLEM.
YOU KNOW, THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
THEY LIE A LOT.
AND THEN YOU JUST HAVE LYING
SACK OF (BLEEP).
AND THAT'S JUST SOMEBODY WHO--
THEY JUST LIE.
THEY LIKE IT.
HE LIKES IT.
HE GOES, "HA!
WASN'T EVEN TRUE.
WASN'T EVEN TRUE.
AND THEN I SAID THEY WERE
LIARS."
LIKE, IT'S JUST AN INSANE-- IT'S
JUST GROSS.
HE'S JUST A GROARKS CROOK,
DIRTY, ROTTEN, LYING, SACK OF
(BLEEP).
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND THAT'S-- ALL RIGHT.
NOT A-- LOUIS.
>> NOT A COURAGEOUS POSITION IN
THIS ROOM SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: LOUIS, THERE'S A
GUY WHO VOTED FOR HIM UP THERE.
>> NO, LOOK, AND HE'S THE VICTIM
OF THE LYING.
I MEAN, LOOK --
>> Stephen: THAT GUY RIGHT
THERE.
>> THAT'S THE GUY HE LIED TO.
HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME.
>> Stephen: AND WE LOVE HIM,
RIGHT?
>> HE LIED TO HIM.
HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME.
EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LIKE, "NO,
THAT'S NOT TRUE."
BUT THAT GUY BOUGHT IT.
( LAUGHTER )
SO HE'S THE VICTIM OF THE LYING.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A VERY
GENEROUS WAY TO LOOK AT THIS.
>> WELL, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW.
IT'S NOT A POLITICAL POSITION.
IT'S JUST WHEN YOU LOOK AT
SOMEBODY YOU GO, "THAT GUY'S A
LYING SACK OF (BLEEP)."
IT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S WHAT THE GUY IS.
IT'S REFRESHING IN A WAY TO SEE
SOMEBODY WHOALIZE SO MUCH.
SO OFTEN YOU THINK, "I CAN'T
TELL--"
>> I DON'T THINK HIS NAME IS
DONALD TRUMP GLI DON'T KNOW WHAT
COLOR HIS HAIR IS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR HIS SKIN
IS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY HE
HAS.
>> WHEN HE WALKS IN A ROOM, I
SAY, "NAH!
YOU'RE NOT WALKING WITH YOUR
LEGS!
GET OUT OF HERE."
DON'T YOU WANT GOD TO SHOW UP
AND SAY, I'M JUST KIDDING," LIKE
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
I JUST WISH HE WOULD.
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
NICE.
ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, THOUGH.
>> THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S ONE
GUY.
HE'S ONE GUY.
>> Stephen: HIRING A LOT OF
PEOPLE, THOUGH.
>> YEAH, BUT CAN ONE GUY DO
EVERYTHING?
ON THE FLIP SIDE, OBAMA WAS
WONDERFUL, I LOVED HIM, AND
THEN-- BUT HALF OF CHICAGO SHOT
THE OTHER HALF OF CHICAGO WHILE
HE WAS PRESIDENT.
AND WE BOMBED A BUNCH OF
WEDDINGS IN YEMEN.
WE SENT THEM, LIKE A PRESENT,
LIKE THEY REGISTERED FOR A DRONE
AT EVERY WEDDING THERE.
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO MUCH.
NO CLAPPING THERE.
>> Stephen: THE DANGER IS
IDENTIFYING YOURSELF WITH THE
PERSON IN POWER BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALWAYS GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S
RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW, I WISH PEOPLE
WOULD SHOW UP AND DO-- DO-- DO
SOMETHING.
IT'S BORING TO VOTE.
IT'S REALLY BORING.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
THEY HAVE THE BAKE SALES AND
EVERYTHING.
>> BUT YOU HAVE TO STAND IN LINE
AND STUFF.
PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO IT, AND
IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE-- HERE'S
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT-- PEOPLE
THAT DON'T DNT VOTE, RIGHT.
THEY SAID, "I DIDN'T WANT TO."
THAT'S THEIR THING.
"I DIDN'T LIKE HILLARY."
THEY DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO GIVE
HIM AN OPPOSITE CONGRESS.
THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR THAT.
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO.
VOTING ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DO
BECAUSE UP TO THE.
YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT LIKE WHAT
DO I WANT.
HOW I DO FEEL?
YOU SAY, "WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I
DON'T.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DO?"
THAT'S CALLED BEING AN ADULT.
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
WHAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY HERE?
WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME?"
( APPLAUSE )
AN ELECTION IS BIGGER THAN YOUR
LITTLE TASTE-- NO, IT'S A MUCH
BIGGER DEAL THAN THAT.
THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO CAVE
IF NEWER NOT CAREFUL.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> BUT IN ONE YEAR, THEY HAVE A
CHANCE TO GIVE HIM SOME PEOPLE
TO CONTEND WITH.
>> Stephen: MAYBE SO, MAYBE
SO, ONE YEAR FROM NOW.
DO YOU VOTE?
>> YES, SURE.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO, ME, TOO.
WELL, LISTEN.
>> DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
>> WELL, LULUIS.
REMEMBER HOW GREAT THIS STARTED
AND THEN IT WENT...
>> Stephen: NO, IT'S JUST AS
GOOD.
IT'S JUST AS GOOD.
HIS NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL,
"2017," IS ON NETFLIX NOW!
LOUIS C.K., EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ERNIE JOHNSON, JR.
