Oh my god, I'm king of the road
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
HA HA HA
I'M GANDALF THE GREY
WE HA HA HA HA
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Oh yeah, well I'm going to pass through
With my little mall racer
Yeah
Go mall racer go
We're gonna pass through this thing, and we're gonna have a fun time
OH HO HO HO HO, JESUS FREAKING GOD
GOD DAMN IT
I'M SUPERMAN
Superman jingle
SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE
DON'T WORRY
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD
Well, that's it for Superman
Alright, we're gonna go.  We're gonna go full speed ahead with the pink lightning
Yeah, we're gonna do this.  We're gonna get it GO!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
OH HO
OH MY GOD
That was brutal
Hey guys it's Raya and today we're gonna be playing some 
We're gonna play some Turbo Dismount
yeah
Yay, Turbo Dismount
Hey I can turn 360
Yeah
oh ouch
I didn't mean to do that
Yeah, Turbo Dismount.  We're gonna
I'm gonna tell you guys how I'm supposed to be in Law School 
and I'm just slacking off and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NO
OUCH
Oh my god
I can see my body parts everywhere
This is a really good pose for her
Yeah let's do this
OH NO GIRL GONE GAMER
SHE GONNA GO NO.  SHE GONNA MAKE IT
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD
Go Girl Gone Gamer Go!
You can do it Girl Gone Gamer
You can go past these cars ahhhhh
What is up ladies and gentlemen, I am your host
Killer Keemstar
Let's get right
Into the news
Our first story comes from Killer Keemstar himself
Where he just runs right into traffic and he gets
obliterated by a million cars
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subscribers
Ouch
that hurt me right in the spleen
What is up ladies and gentlemen
I am your host, Killer Keemstar
let's get right into the news
Our first story comes from Killer Keemstar
He was out drinking last night
And he.  And he took a ride home in the back of a pickup truck
What he didn't realize
Was that that pickup truck
was going insanely fast and
and got  obliterated
ha ha.  Fucking hell
What is up everyone I am your host Killer Keemstar
and I am just hanging of the back of a pick up truck
upside down because I can
OH GOD
HOLY SHIT
Keemstar just got obliterated
What is up ladies and gentlemen I am your host
Killer Keemstar
Let's get right
Into the news. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess Drama Alert is gonna have to find another
news reporter
That's exactly what Wing of Redemption would look like
exactly what he would look like
there we go oh my god
and oh hoo
I TOLD YOU NOT TO STREAM THAT SHIT
Why does everybody hate me?
nobody likes me I should just kill
myself right oh god
oh my god
My name is Wings of Redemption and I'm a whiny little bitch because 
nothing goes my way and
oh god
holy god in heaven
just stop holy god
oh my god
holy shit
this here
