Let's play let's play cutting stunts special guest Robbie Kay oh
hello, so Robbie you uh before we go any further than this I think you're British yes. Yes
Yeah, if you could and would point out at every opportunity
How shitty Gavin is at being British, how he doesn't know anything about being British, how he barely has a British accent, how
Things about being a Brit, Yeah
Talk about how he is a posh prick he is.
Okay, so what's first of all what's all the animosity towards him
Well he just sucks
He's a real pleb and, um, he talks down to everybody. [Gavin] They're using my words against me.
[Michel] And his ultimate defense is "I'm British and you don't understand me"
He's like it's just it's British you don't understand, but as we've had it in the past
Other British people have come in and said apparently like are you familiar with the TV show The Inbetweeners?
Yeah, that guy James Buckley who plays Jay
And they between errs video with him and found out Gavin's apparently shitty as hell of being Britain
And he's well he fed James Buckley, and I'm from different areas Christ. Oh my god
Oh, yes, so that wonder the fuck you stunt race. This is the fuck
Each other, I thought it was cool that robeast embrace is that the same thing
Fuck you fuck you
See that holy fuck Jeff that was awesome yeah
Something what's all this this Bunsen mr.. Bunsen. It's all from Hudson burners. Oh, yeah, so they should tell Ronnie what's broking is
That's when someone fucks. Okay. That's why we use the terms
Like whoever that dipshit was it could have been anybody. I've just sprung
Careful we don't need to be like that. I'm inside there goes two o'clock just from me. It's wrong. Robbie's little readies, yeah
Oh, we bring you sprung me
I'm sorry the
Fucking right up majorly sprung queue come don't come for me so Robbie why the fuck are you in Austin guy fflippy stream?
I'm shooting a film called bloodfest
Yeah, it's going great with oh, I'm so sorry
Robbie you first yeah, so you
You've done some you've done a wheel stop like you play here and like once upon a time, yeah
Yeah, yeah, and and like actual productions. Are you a community service?
Kind of you know felt pretty sorry for you guys
No, it's great we're about halfway through filming and to be honest the production's been
That's kids they're probably talking about me
I don't know why
Right hit the brake
Six I wasn't first that could have just been flat
I am cleaning up really sticking shit out slow down
You're a PlayStation man
Make it make it make it oh
Oh, he don't make it. I me. I'm a PlayStation guy playing that fee for an AFB food. We wanted a CA
You guys play fifa
I've read a vague on the feet we played at one time, but we call them master
Yeah, we pistol on
Cool, should do you look at three on forehead? It's Robbie in America. They cool the hell out of the soccer
soccer ball
Even though this might happen, I'm sorry
She
Sprung to myself that time god. What is this Jeff? How did you spunk yourself stop it? What is this?
Have you done a lot of horror work in the past? I did one I've done one for horror film in the past
It's called cold moon. We shot in Louisiana a couple years ago. It was good fun
I've never done a horror comedy before which is what this is
They think I'm from East, Alabama
Jeff you're from Alabama I am NOT from Easter they have a different accent that were you on the west side
I was slightly posh. What's the best Alabama part the best part of Alabama's relooking exit sign and leave on iPad?
yeah be welcome to
Dixon fuck is that you Jeffy pink daddy sprung to yourself first ice probably something first
I didn't say well is it Jeff you still have lose concentration of a partnership. I'm the
farm working started making and entertaining videos and winning
Yeah, yeah, so why don't you do that? Yeah? I'm sorry you
Know I could hit you right, where are you I'm way back yeah
I appreciate that you didn't go for the surprise myself and blacks in Brit so stick together true
So I saw earlier Robbie that Barbara don't come in and she crawled out of her hole. That's right. Yeah
What's it been like long sir?
Her name's Barbara, that's what her name is yeah. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. We've tried to avoid noisy thinking great
Very candid
There's very long contract with a lot of names that he had to be nice to you
It's it's been it's been fairly so the whole cast and crew is great
And I know that a lot of the crew have done other recentiy stuff before like day five
Yeah
Which I think just came out and a couple other stuff, so they were know each other anyway
What do you fucking nuts?
You know she made the first move and after oh
Do I look behind me as you disappeared
I don't crave unit I think there's something interesting about to like
British people just gently like sprung 'king people. It's just south -. PO. I'm sorry look pardon me coming through
Painting I've killed you Robbie tea times coming up
Arty take it home
No
It's a good queen when I took it home know what you do with that Gerry probably Warner's busy antifreeze or Austen tea party
The one you just got sent yeah off the box of it oh
God damn it
God damn you I slammed into a wall. He passed robably one
We both crashed into a pole
Geoff no Gavin stop it yes
I fuckin
Landa and you could on the right you could almost finish my sport now
Finish backward there it is damn
gonna finish
Right around the corner damn it. I thought I was so much further. That was a boy fit six, right
I'm pulling a solid 15 Alfredo there
Yeah, well that means I'll finish first next time it means you'll get four DNFs and two first no
Raises it falling over
The other night Robbie, and I went out for some every barber in there, and you were gonna go to the bar
But it was closed
We showed up to this bar wanting to go in and they were like I'm sorry we're closed for the night
Because we're all watching Nickelback at their concert allowing us to go to Nikolai
Was like why would you tell people that now no one's gonna come back?
That's what yeah, what fucking bar was this that we're not going to Hajj remember the name of it Robin no
I know which bars. We did go we went to the elephant room. Just like a cool jazz place. I love
Yeah, I remember the name of it, what was it oh he's the mustache was it a mustache handlebar handlebar
Yeah, that was it
Oh, so they were going ironically or they just didn't want to serve British people so they came up with the way
That Nickelback didn't even come to us. Yeah
That guy's dead they kill ever Levine they go back
That dad's a lead singer. Chad kroeger killed her hotness by putting himself in her oh wait
I thought you meant like did he kill the real level Avril Lavigne. Oh no
She's been dead for years, and you got the fake boat. I've heard about that
We've all heard about Gavin right here at preschool sighs passed away
People kept asking me about that on the podcast today. I thought it was something to do with people talking learning digs website
That was like it he died. He was almost 90, but yeah, been on the TV. It's like 75 years
he hosted a dancing show Strictly Come bears grandparents literally click the
Last time we did anything right Bruce Forsyth was in bed knobs and bruises
It's like it's a classic it's like
I thought I want to see Ben Thompson pretty
Yeah, it's like we just killed himself chat house me. It's a bloody ax what's the name from Angela Lansbury yeah from Feeny?
Yeah, she she has like a bed map she screws on and then it travels through time and shit
Sound like a porno he's like she screws the bed no he screws it on the ball. He does well
I'd rather screw on the bed than off the bed oh
They're fucking by the way Robbie's waiting again
He's in first right now. Is he in first to go. What do we do?
I'm right behind him win no no no no everyone knows. We are nicer e6. I'd never play this game
Do you play you gave a lot um yeah, I can compare bit yeah, it's so far ahead
What do you mostly play is it you guys got your custom? I play. I play a lot of stuff
I actually I quite like getting trophies like nice very nice, so if there's like a good deal going on in this store pickup
Player so think like a few things. Yeah lots of GTA lots of but FIFA is a great pastime
Thank you for giving us a legitimate excuse for why you're thinking
That's the thing I've noticed a lot is that now I actual real famous people because everyone's so young everyone's into video games
video games less no
You'll rot your brain son. Well. There's a lot of downsides
down
As well yeah like you guys had a games when you didn't see where ya played you played Skyrim. I played the fuck out
Right in the first one. I've actually debated where this place garden again looks quick on the switch
Place Kyra, okay, what a good game you played it three times here, but
I mean this somebody has to get sprung key
Those funky Jim put the attitude down right a spunky buy him in front of win not trying
But you're doing it slowly up front guys. Oh
y-yeah weird orgy room oh
We're not fighting for first
All here sorry these are the difference easy I think it's you I feel like Jeremy's got all of his vehicles souped-up - yes
Yes, that's it. That's that's
It's funny that Trevor saying that while he sits in Jack's see
Jack says that every time well Jeremy only one probably playing the role of Jeremy yeah, you gotta take on a person
Bald angry boston and
There is fell through in that tube, there's a hole I didn't realize all through it yellow. You got sideways yep
I've hit a bitch locked in sixth place
They'll notice that every single actor that comes to the fucking perform of this is British. No. It's all of the actors
Would take you with taking all your jobs
Taking them for a while who is this Accord like all the superhero. Oh wow?
I hate you dammit. Who's this guy here
Riding your bike riding didn't paint only American
They're not good for nod. You call yeah
Weed it's Canadian or British next we should do it your elbow. You just looking play against him. I'll suck his dick
Oh, I would suck at yourselves dick absolutely
You know exactly where that conversations really back of a turn there, but yeah, it's a call back. It is a
Call back to a different video
millionaire
But this is what happens when you go over bag its interests come on. It's that's fair anybody dark tower
I did I heard it the mess
Actually audition for that
The gunslinger ray is that actually for a very different or XP? I had you also audition for Michael Caine's role?
Yeah, I went I got past three times at the very end they never having seen Robbie oh I saw him I
saw Matt this morning on
It's Jeremy's vehicles I promise uh-huh and your inability to make a mistake yes, we got it
No there. It is so um. Why is the cones dry skin cream? I?
Took a question cuz that seems like that's Jeff's cream I bet Jeff I might be Jeff touch that present. That's Jeff's for sure
He needed to lube, so I did probably shove something we're doing the face thing
Oh, we were gonna make a mold of his face. He wanted to lube it up before we put the plaster on it damn it
So as you can see a reasonable explanation that makes sense and you're gonna lube up his face
Yeah, and we didn't we were lube up his face so many interesting things on this desk
I gotta get this American bra off my shirt, so yeah, we said we just get more here
You got a way. I'm gonna go fucking brought
Your Wonder Man do you have a youtube channel Robbie? No you ever thought about doing one?
I bet $1,000 my big winner
It picks this by their missile. It's either this or the dopey, Sancho Celia
Space boy
Neither of us are wearing helmets no danger, I'm not doing well exist and I can't see ya
oh
My god, I went off, but I need will boys are busy out here
Drac it's busy those right there. Oh good a finger right in my
Spot it does
Only v. And then I remembered gap yeah
oh
Yeah, I'm actually gonna come rooting for you. I'll Bend everyone else
Right behind you going go Ryan. You've got
The Tron ball that was a bad place I
Really hit that better bett why would I lose control?
Hi, Danny. Yeah, you've already x8 me again. Oh, well farewell. Okay. We're good
I'll save you a spot
A savior spot, yeah wait long for you. Oh boy. Oh boy
Probably true Oh God this Christ Trevor hey
Hey, how's it going? I?
Just met you. What are you doing ding ding ding?
yeah, I
Know
It's getting tight it's getting quite over here. I'm not quite like a toy gun oh oh run itch oh
My god no no I landed on my head like you're off the unit
Crap old for that big jumps in this track yeah
On a moped robber not a lot of good Gavin will just deport it oops. I was in first
I hit the ramp, and I'm in for Ryan worried people went over my head. Oh
God like a high-speed race it is it five of us. Yeah is it?
Very fast Gavin very fast. There's a lot of things happening rig necks it's not enough time to even figure out
What's important ooh? Can we lap them?
Problem why can't we do it anyway? Yeah, I guess the question is Gavin. Are you still on the trip?
I am I was trying to escape but I fell in the river
You said it slowed me back. He's sped into a different low me have you seen the big blue like up and downs?
Maybe I wonder if you're bad you can make it up high
There's Gavin oh my god, he's so far behind. We've been on this lap for 35 seconds
It's like bring your kid to the race here, I got this car for you. It's embarrassing. I'm in a full races controller plugged in
Battery you give me that second player. I'm still not he's just like everybody's
Jeff it
Pieces of the track that no one's ever here
Look out what
Do you think finished
You get up those hills and I I'm really struggling on these blue hair
I just sort of it like not be able to make it out come on son
I did yeah come on son Oh
The Orion's got this listen, it's gonna happen. Oh, I'm other one's ample opportunity
There's a stupid way to make a living yeah watching Gavin good look at me
Ryan you got a little left there, no you were Viren oh here there
Oh
Shit yep I saw you on the map
Probably ever same here
It's all the fucking draft, Oh God
Thanks
Hole you go off once I'm screwed and finally Robbie didn't come in first
Somehow Robbie so good he Mackin ated it that Ryan finished pretty good day
It's pretty good day. Did win the race, but I did take a line like Rochas
It looks like a GTI watch that Top Gear special. Oh my god, and that when they went to Vietnam on notice
I did it's kind of like one of those
pedal faster Gavin
Vietnam disappear
Yeah, no shit
No, I lap me like a minute after everyone else, I just didn't finish I
Suck I don't like Gavin
Oh
Gavin did you finish a lap on that?
Yeah, Gavin first a loss thinking about it Debbie. I don't know I don't think yeah what Gavin's doing is
he's rewinding right now to actually record this video I
Tooked over I'm like are you checking your footage? Oh, no, you're trying to record this
It's very quietly trying
Not to get caught being an idiot got that that footage. I'm so weary of audio right now. Uh still a commanding lead
Yeah, he's got a ten-point lead
At the beginning did it for you. It was not not my strongest finish still
Partial critics I made a lap
What parts or credit a half a point?
participated rock it
Oh, so this is the rocket car when you doing the left stick you got a rocket in the back right the motor something should
I bet on this time
Gavin oh yourself
Well, I don't know who do you want to win?
Tory's won 9 lost 149
Robbie's got some sort of power everyone boost don't go yeah. That's generally the rule left quit Robbie is to boot
Off
What happened was I wasn't gonna make your job as I was going so slow with me so I
Steal it and generate me and just fund me
Make the jump, and I hit Michael and launched off of him
Especially in the face right you did. How's it like a hassle-free spin?
So no Gavin just exceptionally good, just I mean I was right with all
The damn time that is right loose around corners
Your logic will tell you not to boost on a race shot that work for me
Are
You getting close
God keep tasting jet he did you got it right up in my face
It does not Yeah
Right behind someone and they boost it just dead stop a car no sir
Yeah, fuck's the person behind it it happened to be in better with Gavin
So concerned, Oh Michael you almost didn't make that I was saving my boost I had I had a cool midair boos
Don't want to do
We think Jack's doing right now offer Dixon once I was I was thinking how could I say food?
But you went right to pussy. That's um Jackie's up fucking boarding Jeremy right now summer
He's pussy or lunch. Oh Jeff
Wait Jack's neck shut pussy a bunch of questions. Yeah, but it's literally it's looking all right innit
You're you're measured Gavin sprung spongy stuff
Please do
You want?
General you wanna be I'm in the curly snake
In it dick hot snakes
It's not good right finish Guinea a snake hide when you got that hot the hot shits comes out like a hot snake
Not a life you want this is a power meter as well. Yeah, they all do
Iron my back. I just keep mashing it. I look at the fire in my back
God my god. Yeah, I went over you and I feel like I fucked you up a little boost. Oh if ever I came back
I thought you were in front. No I'm right behind you I was in the Gavin
Boost gave me a dead stop
Fucking
Smoke down to the ground see was I fully spun out and I was murdered. I was killed. It's a one-armed man
oh
Wow, holy shit. I can see second I can see
Great
lap to
Like real close Gavin speed oh yeah, I've tried one out. Yeah, but you really gotta hit the gas now. Oh wow Michael
What happened why don't you fuck? Well I spun out you hit me and spun yourself out
You like completely spun me in the direction. I like I just landed two I am all over the place of freaking out
Freaking out like Jeff at the end of the raid break it out. I'm in fifth ah freak out with that yes Jeff
I did okay
I'm sorry to make that yes
What are you honey come on?
Hmm no it's quiet didn't I?
Mean it could have been anybody it could have been I have spunk myself twice
This race. Yeah, I was like definitely stumped yourself more than that today I
Think Gavin's gonna fucking win yeah. He's got it, right
How would you say that? Yeah, I would
This was the hard one to come back. I mean they all are well
Yeah, I mean not a he fucking crash alrdy sick boss. Yeah, good impression just
crash
Play
You ready to jog out Robbie you guys been in America's Got Talent yet, not yet. We're still waiting Archie Jenna
That was our audition Robbie. Do you know anybody? That's you Gavin? I hear you. Do you know anybody? Can you pass our tapes off?
If they're looking for people that like really fuck up songs and then add words to them that are in there
We'll do it. I will hit. I will slam anything at the Gavin stick for that's
Right even though Jeff there you go. That's your prize from their fucking support the shit out of myself
You come at 4 oh stop, I tilted my car
No yeah, I'm saying that I don't like pretty yeah
Oh balls musician
There's Jeff hey you got hot snake try and stop
Like that's that's everything now. I got hot snake pesky horse look I
Spilled my drink you got hot snake. Yeah, take that as anybody seen my keys on snake
Monkeys oh
My god, I'm just in a process to creep up on you
I can't catch these fucks and seems to be a party so I was so proud of you
He's got a super gave me the confidence I needed
Oh
There we go
I got real rough on attorney how am I still in third? I can't believe that?
Deeply boys up front
I was just touching my first Brooke like Trevor Trevor like Pitt maneuvered me, and he's spun Alex like something caught on my car that
Spillage
Please what you get Jeff finished I
Got ruined so than that
Thank you, thank you for the polite applause Millicent out there it goes clapping raise your fake wait
I thought Reiter wasn't playing
I tried to
Alfredo's character looks
Like - that sucks. Oh wow you did
Wow that means nothing
All right, so now it first
Doesn't finish
he might be
This is 406. Yes. No that was for sit. Yeah, drag record doesn't imply that he'll go and not fit his betting record implies
He's perfect. I'm a bet on Robbie. Oh
Gavin just fucking screwed you
So this is the ruiner anything you can do to counteract?
Yeah, this car if you push the left stick you jump in the air, so it'll be like walls
You'll have to jump over and the right bumper opens a parachute. Okay, and if you if you press again
You can close it like reopen it as much as you want. There's a bit of a time parachute this has a pouch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got to
Read lean forward lean back. That's right bumpers parachute and left Bofors guns, but
Yes, all right everyone gosh that
Little shit, yeah this cars awesome. I'm gonna say like what they've done seduce. Yeah, yeah, they made a reason. It's Kasich Lee
Very expensive reasons to be playing for us, it's great
You guys do it on go right no, I've been doing Mario
I
Scooped up Brian like a fuck to be good robot that's about to creep
Over locked me in
I'm stuck I'm wedged
No not all of us these mafia boys
Have no idea. That's a great question. I press down and it is name showed up
Avid fans well they're ranked up. Oh my god. Oh
I would be dead
Exploded screaming, what's the?
Yeah, I totally forgot that it was a thing
Why'd you finish you could still win
That's true. I'm just thinking about this point
Let's let's talk about what's important sure right Jeff's money
oh
No tell me I didn't go too far down, okay, cool. Oh
Who's that Bobby?
oopsies well this water here oh
You don't have to go up here wait what yeah, it's not well I reset because I wasn't gonna make it first
Oh right bumper no ex I think I'm gonna make this
The old Paris you factors destroyed
Kid oh
Hey Jeff, Oh Jeff
Jeff I tried not to sprung Q. That's fine as you were spinning
I want you to know I went I could slam him, and he's getting sprung and I didn't I appreciate it
I really do this is good trust me. I try a lot if you guys could do it
Just be each other's nobs up there. I'd really appreciate it. I mean oh yeah, there's nothing
Jeff just jumped over the railing
And you were in first and then leaped off for no reason oh
whoops
It's like Jeff done. Oh Jeff
It's because it's so easy to push it on the list
I'm almost fucked myself. I'm in it so I use the old paddles wall flip
slide
out
This is my life
He's still 6 wall slip, so I'm advanced so you didn't stay in six so you were wrong
Probably somehow muffed it up even more than I did. I think you feel trying to really figure out that parachute know
The guy that's never driven this car before bumped it up for more than you somehow weird, MA
Oh
Shit whoop I
When you're going down that big ramp?
I jumped in the air and landed on the bridge above it for some reason and then jump off the bridge
But instead of just driving on the road is it quicker to par shit over the bridge. I don't know. I don't know
That's why I said, I didn't parachute over it. I parachuted onto it and oceans off of it
Well the only reason you can do is because there's no checkpoint under the bridge, so you don't need to technically
But I don't know that it was faster. We should show you a version of this
This race where there's a timer that randomly sets off a beep and every time it beeps you have to jump that way
That's a great idea just have a beeper in the room someone screamed me
Yeah, I'll be the beeper
The only issue with that is you can't jump if your abilities out I guess yeah, you have to jump in the next available opportunity
jump
Ryan you are up there man doing all right running a pretty good pretty clean race a
Pretty tight ship haven't muffed it at all really ship a ship not shit
I got fucked pretty hard in the beginning by Gavin, but since then yeah, but a Gavin fucking is very light and ineffective
I think I've ever had an American same month before but do you pick it up in the truth? Yeah?
I say I feel like we left off a little on them. I didn't think robot er I met him either
Smegma is a word we ever yeah you use it how many times were you called someone Smeg?
Yeah, also Smeg pot do you keep a collection gab nice red dwarf in it?
Did you tell us
And it I told minute as well oh I see someone
We have in it as well, it's a different in it, but in it well this is in it and it
I
Jumped as they hit the finish line and did the cut to the third person game of just my car tumbling
Oh
Please please when you're done with Jeff's view switch to my view to see him spinning through the air and
Smashing shit as he jumps off because I keep hitting it clicking in other know
We know we know what you keep doing. We know it getting hot snaked. It's
Hot snake myself makes sizzling
Finish it white tie spray six race exactly what you wanted to have to find it, but I need it first and ride
You son of a bitch alright one more race if that um. There's one more one more. Yeah five
Snake like Schneck
Brian loves the people I've got the best lap yeah
As I'm told it means nothing yeah, yeah, that's six, that's sixty points for the biggest sprung bitch
I've said a lot of points to be it is a place for ha how does that work?
I guess cuz probably cuz there's only six of us yeah, these races were up to sixteen people so
Getting fuck usually gives you nothing I'd be chaos just like real life
Who's that all right here we go
ETA wouldn't be as fun with a I like Mario Kart is
There just good for food
Oh wait, we got the you get the right bike or I just I noticed it. I just looked at it. I
Said why looking at the first time so just stare you're looking at your shitty bike that you pick every time then pick it
well
Your non selected
Shoes I do is that shirt uh I think John came to us with a couple of ideas
Typographical was one of them, and we went with it. That's a good one. Did you fuck up the word topical?
Graphical yeah, it's pronounced
Topical cream yeah, so we now have a topical cream in stores. I so ever get there and smear it on your hot snake burns
Snake that's a mixture you got that snake
It's just gonna be a picture of a snake snake something out of a but dude this is rough
Bounce oh man Oh
Moment of panic you're up thing is it's dangerous in the corner
it is fucking terrifying cuz you have no control into what it takes apply or
Okay, oh my god. - Luis unbelievable died in midair Robbie starts doing a fucking a wheelie
and I'm like wow that's incredible, and then I hit the ground and
Killed by his body Pollock you. Yeah, your body through me like before
Jeff fuck it up
in the air
six the third there
Cuz I had an incident with the fuck with the faggot on I hit the red thing oh
no, no damn it I
Just went between the tail and too fast. I got two furious
Second yeah pulling away from me well, I know Jeff. Oh, right we all know that
With it you just earlier
Oh God lock on the audio
Davis jr.. Lost design
That's how he did it alright
That would be fucking baller now
Y'all since I because uh the horn on a Chevy in the 50s of the bullet shaping it went in his eye
So not a tear not
Wow
Okay
Okay
Pulls away from me oh no
I I dodged the stop sign in Inked around oh
That's the end right there
You got it damn it
I
Think we'll tie finish I've really
Just patted me on the back and said you didn't really good for a while I
Know you got it Robbie you're gonna
Take it whoa would you get paper for it son of a bitch you're gonna take it no one who's Ryan beat me
I'm getting some JP points. Oh, dude
Nothing they were supposed to be this thing called job points, but then they never use them and they've different bothers to take them out
Right you don't take a man sighs. I leveled up. I just want you to know hey congratulations
Hey
Ryan you stole my victory from me listen Ryan, I got the best that's laughing dude. You snatched it had been slapped by
Holy shit on the doors
Please yes son of a bitch he comes in he wins he leaves well. I mean let's be honest
We let him what he did for the last sure like he was know I was always trying
Get a fucking first place
Which is crazy because fucking Jeremy always wins anyway, and he's not here. It's one on his bucket of talent the personality of the chair
apparently
You're short. I'm moving
What I'm hearing is we should burn the chair yeah
Burn, it's all debts between the game. Let's kill Jeremy. Let's stop
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