What's up, Penny People?
Penny here and I am pumped.
I just got the new Troll Quest game
and I'm about to
dominate it right now.
Choose your character.
Zilda, mm.
- Ooh, Goxer.
- You've chosen Goxer.
Let's do this.
- Let's go!
- Choose your armor.
Shield, no.
Gauntlet, eh.
Oh, helmet.
You've chosen helmet.
Great choice, friend.
Choose your scarf.
Scarf?
OK, not sure why I have to choose that.
- You've chosen blue.
- Great choice, friend.
- Choose what shade of blue.
- What?
OK, seems unnecessary, but OK.
You've chosen Aqua Marine.
Great choice, friend.
There's something
inside of Goxer's shoe.
Choose what it is.
What?
If it's in his shoe I can't even see it.
Why do I have to choose this?
You've chosen a small rock.
Great choice, friend.
Would you like for Goxer
to take the small rock out of a shoe?
Uh, is this for real?
I don't know.
Yes, I really don't care.
You've chosen remove the small rock,
you are now playing at a disadvantage.
That doesn't make any sense!
Great choice, friend.
If your character a cat person
or a dog person?
I don't care!
- Choose your refrigerator.
- Refrigerator?
- Does your character pronounce it...
- Caramel.
- Or...
- Carmel.
Who says 'carmel'?
- Choose your inflatable pool toy.
- This is ridiculous.
Is your character good
about using coasters?
What is happening?
What should your character be
for Halloween next year?
I just want to play.
Choose your weapon?
Yes. Finally. Something that makes sense.
You've chosen a sword.
Great choice, friend.
You're ready to play.
All right, Penny People.
Finally, the moment
we've all been waiting for: game time.
Game over.
What?
No!
Choose your character.
- No, no. I can't with this.
- Let's do this.
