Pilot?
Are you feeling this turbulence?
That shot of Jameson is not gonna save me
(high five sound)
Everything's fine. This is perfectly normal!
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MAYDAY! HELP!
THIS MARTINI ISN'T HELPING! I'M NOT DRUNK YET!
(high five sound)
This is awesome!
You know what this is like? This is literally like Castaway
WILSON! WILSON I'M SORRY!
(high five sound)
You were swimming a little.... WHAT?
WHAT?
Did you see that? LAND SHARK!
He just said, hey, fuck you science!
Could you imagine if the game was bugged?
And you were walking along and the shark just bit you from under the ground?
It's..... it's scary enough that they're in the water
(high five sound)
🎶Stabbing, stabbing, stabbing a plant to death🎶
(high five sound)
You're still under me, I can hear you!
See??
(high five sound)
Ha! Silly crabs
You're never gonna get anywhere in life if you keep walking sideways
You have to walk forward!
Jesus. He heard me.
(high five sound)
Maybe I'm getting the island madness.
Is this what the island madness is?
Actually don't know what it is.
Probably is this. Where you go crazy. Start talking to yourself.
(high five sound)
WILSOOON
WHERE ARE YOU?? SERIOUSLY!
I need to find him!
He must be around here somewhere.
(high five sound)
Pick up the rock, pretend that's Wilson
Oh look, guys, I found Wilson
His new name is Rocky! (laughter)
(high five sound)
Here's a crab
Oh! (laughter) No way.
No way. Did that- did that kill you?
No, you're still alive, you're just not moving (laughter)
I thought I killed him by dropping the rock on him
Okay. (grunts)
Everything's fine
Perfectly normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MAYDAY! HELP!
This martini isn't helping! I'm not drunk yet!
I'm gonna need at least five more minutes before the alcohol kicks in
And we died. End of game.
WILSOOOON
