ROBIN WILLIAMS: Hello,
I'm Robin.
And this is the Two-Headed
Monster.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Hello!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: And we're here
to tell you all about the word
"conflict."
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Right,
conflict.
You guys ready to
show conflict?
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Ready!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK.
Here we go, the Two-Headed
Monster showing us conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[LAUGHING]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Wait!
Time out, guys.
Guys, I'm not sure
you understand.
We need to show everyone
conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Right.
But I'm afraid that
wasn't conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
No conflict?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Well you see, a
conflict is two people fight
or disagree about something,
and they have a conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
Oh, conflict!
Yeah, conflict!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK, great.
We're ready to try again.
OK, here we go.
The Two-Headed Monster is now
going to show us conflict.
Take two.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: One of them has
a flower he says is his.
That's a promising start.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Looks
like the other one
wants the same flower.
This could be some conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
share?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Oh,
they're sharing.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK,
stop, stop, stop!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: What?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Look,
that was very nice.
That was lovely, actually.
You were sharing, and that warms
the cockles of my heart.
But listen, my fuzzy two-headed
friend, that was
not conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
No conflict?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: No conflict.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[GIBBERISH]
conflict!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: I'm just
sorry, it wasn't!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SHOUTING]
ROBIN WILLIAMS:
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: [GIBBERISH]
me!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
No, [GIBBERISH]
me!
ROBIN WILLIAMS: [GIBBERISH]
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
[GIBBERISH]
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Wait!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: What?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: I just
realized something.
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Wha?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: We disagree.
We're arguing about something!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: So?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: We're
I having a conflict!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict?
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Conflict!
TWO-HEADED MONSTER:
Oh, conflict!
[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
ALL: Conflict!
Conflict!
Conflict!
[GIBBERISH]
Conflict!
[GIBBERISH]
Conflict!
[GIBBERISH]
Conflict!
