Yo, welcome back to mothafuckin youtube in the last hour
If you got some good peepers on your face, you'll notice there's a few changes
All right, we now I'm here. That's the change. I'm here
I debated this really because I was gonna do this last episode and then I decided not to and then I'll add that same inner
conflict this episode and I even got a little zit on my forehead and I realized
Who gives a shit we all die anyway?
So the old yo comments section as the kids say it if I look over here
By the way into this nether region of nothingness, yeah
I'm looking at my second monitor.
"search don't watch this." well that just sounds fucking amazing biggity bamboo
Giddy BAM. Don't watch this stupid video. Please please I'm begging you. Let's be honest boys. That's what I should be naming
Most of my video-, it's a video within a- hold on
Holy shit, what happened to your phone screen dude? That is a mess. Oh, it's a mi- is it minecraft?
Hold on. Yeah, dude. What the fuck? This is him. Oh, it's is it this is it this is the video?
So hold u- so he made a video of him watching his own intro on his phone
How can we always get magic and witchcraft in our videos what the fuck. YO IS HE DOING THE
THE-  FUCKIN FORTNITE- IS HE DOING THE BOOGIE? THE BOOGIE FORT- THE FORT BOOGIES?
Boogie bomb? Aw yeah, the boogie down. Hold on. Hold on.
We gotta look up boogie down videos, right? Yo, yo, he's about to hit that YEET.
[7 Subscribers Special] #BoogieDown Winner
*human comedy*
Comedy ladies and gentlemen. comedy- comedy gold!
*wheeze*
"The Squirm"  that sounds like- that sounds like a really bad sci-fi channel horror flick- "THE SQUIRM"
COMING THIS SUMMER,
THE SQUI- *laughs*
The fuck is thi-
What is this- What is this kid doing?
He doesn't give a frick (whoa circle bad language)
about the squirm, dude
(video) this is my-
boogie down challenge.
What the fuck just uh- is his nose running?
huh! what the fu-
*unintelligible*
(video) please share this, please
*LOUD KNOCKS*
OH SHIT *CRYING*
*man walks in* I TOLD YOU TO- *rest is unintelligible*
*circle loses his shit*
(M E M E  R E V I E W)
Yo-
Okay, okay the dripping nose, I don't know if the dripping nose is a part of the gag,
*replays video*
That's amazing this guy, THIS GUY!
oh this one's not for kids hold on
What the fuck am I looking at *laughs*
Hold on. hold on. Hold on. Wa-wa-wait hold on.
Yo, am I gonna win this boogie-down contest bro,
yo fortnite GET MY SHIT IN THE GAME BRO
Just for me?
yo, "just for u" just for- just for me?
Are you saying my viewers gotta shut their eyes for the shit?
because uh, if so, I'm all about it
this work like one of those things where like you can play any song and it works?
Let's test this
(Yung Gravy) Think i'm randy savage when i hit you with that drop kick
Hop in, walk out, Pipe up, Clock out
New wrist, watch out, Lil bitch that's a knockout.
Hop in, walk out, Pipe up, Clock out
New wrist, watch out, Lil bitch that's a knockout.
Every episode has got to be mothafuckin bitcoins
You just can't you can't leave well enough alone Bitcoin, you know
I'm just trying to boogie down and you want to wait a minute.
Oh now you got my attention, you know fuck Bitcoin.
It's all about that V-bucks now
*confused circle*
i didn't deserve that
No one here deserved that
Why are you so- why are you so angry?
What other content do you ha- what do you think you're better than- you think you're better than the fortnite boogie-down challenge?
I'm not gonna bully you cause bullying kids online is not my style
Okay
But uh- if you think you can come at the fortnite boogie challenge? thinking you're above that?
Thinking you're more powerful and then you're gonna review minecraft in 2018
*wheeze*
Aw, man to find my own videos i just look at the auto-complete. humble brag.
Now a lot of these are probably dead memes because I
I don't update this series frequently enough. So a lot of these comments are two months old. So, uh ghost stories
Fuck. Yes. Ghost Stories.
the time i saw a murderer scary school stories part one.
hey. buddy.
You don't gotta worry about bad animation here your home your home we take we take in bad animators okay.
We are the land of the bad.
BANG *shocked circle*
*TERRIFIED CIRCLE*
*wheeze*
Dave's World - Episode 1 - first time with ghosts. Now we're fucking talking
Welcome
to Dave's world
The views and opnions!
That beard is
Fantastic. Holy shit. Just lau- I didn't hear a word he said. did you hear a word he said?
or were you looking at that beard be a hundred percent honest with me. What were you more focused on the ghost?
or that beard *wheeze*
"scary book" oh- hold on hold on.
yo is that freddy fazbear.
Yo scary story. Okay. All right. i'm ready to have my socks spooked off of me.
Right now it's not too scary. It's just uh, I'm gonna go to the restroom. Okay, I like how his text wasn't white
*scary buildup*
*creepstermcshadowman has entered the lobby*
*SCARED BOI*
Guys, we need something for that video. *holy water*
Holy shit, which one's gonna wor- uh i think this one will work. Oh my fucking
oh my god. where's that demon. where's that fucking demon
She's taking a while
What did they have a ball?
sorry, that's okay. well at least he's understanding. all right i'm glad that my boys understanding
I think I saw something in the restroom
*Emoji* you can see that he's surprised here, right?
So they use a speech bubble
But the speech bubble doesn't have like gasp or like text it has a like shocked emoji
So it's just showing a shock to motion twice. Is this where we are as a society?
Yo, where's part two gummy bear three one six do not leave me fucking hanging hold on
hold on. hold on.
there's twins and the twins part two. So this this warranted a sequel
Okay, this is got some production value, I like it I will go get us some- some what
OH some ice cream, it's got the emoji, okay?
She's sleeping now. *hehehe* evil face. ok.
Oh shit *GASP*
Why isn't this considered a scary story. Oh god, I'm gonna get age-restricted now cuz I got
that's a lot of fuckin blood
No way she's gonna put on the sunglasses.
motherfucker
Now he's back with the ice cream. He's thinking that's his girl, but that's actually the murderer.
You're not Zoey. *EPIC PLOT TWIST*
oh shit now we gotta watch part two you got
you wheeled me in gummy bear three one six
You really got me hook line sinker. I'm glad you're you're making the title cards even better though
I'm glad we're really we're stepping up our game here. Okay, yo lay it on me
Yeah, yeah, you're not Zoey. I'm glad
you know, it wouldn't be a true anime if the next episode wasn't having a flashback
immediately from the past episode *laughs*
I know. Okay, she's sad about it didn't expect that did not expect that.
i'm Zoey's younger sister Alice.
Holy shit, hold on. Hold on.
this is getting good. Where is Zoey anyways?
He's so calm about it
He's like where where's Zoey? Where's she these days? What happened to her?
Zoey's dead. Yeah, cuz you killed her. Okay. Why are you sad? you did it. you made that happen.
*ten minutes later* alright ten minutes is gone by. the grieving- the grieving should be over right?
YO! she's in jail ten minutes later
Yo, I'm not sure what
*wheeze* Alice was sentenced to 40- haha! (like if you cried)
*regains breath*
WHAT!?
Hold up. in what- in what fantasy world woul-
Was a murder committed and in ten minutes, she was in jail for 40 years. hold on.
I gotta see how this plays out was that it with that last panel?
WHATTHE-
Alice was just found dead a short time after she got out.
what the fuck
Thanks for watching great content gummy bear really tha- thanks for writing the
amazing story
*wheeze* god damn it
Thanks for watching another episode of youtube in the last hour
If you liked this whole webcam thing
feel free to drop a comment and if you didn't like the whole webcam thing drop a comment as well
I'm sure you were going to anyway if you didn't like it
I'm sure you were gonna scream at me saying who the fuck is this bozo?
Well the bozo with the voice also has a face. I- I didn't get to choose it
It's just the one that I got. So if you're not happy with it, I'm sorry
I can't go back and change it now. So thanks for watching pals and uhh-
Hopefully the next episode won't be two decades away. But if it is, whoops, I'll see you guys in the next one. peace.
*outro music - aka sick beat jams bro*
*sick beat jams fade out*
