As seen on T.V.!
SHUT UP!
Oh no!
Looks like you got a stain on your floor!
There is no way you can get that stain out..
*Gibberish* Unless you have some... MAGIC!
Hi! I'm Paul.
And I'm his brother, Pauly!
And these are-
No. NO
Just do it again... No one could understand you
Hi Im Paul!
And I'm his brother, Pauly!
- And these
- No
Hi! I'm Paul!
And I'm his brother, Pauly!
And these are... P BROTHERS MAGIC WIPES!!
Good enough, man
It can clean anything!
Like....
Two percent milk on your floor
Smudges on shirts
Wow! That's Amazing!
Handprints on window
What the hell was on your hand?
Butter Popcorn
You want it?
No!
- Smell it?
- NO
The lipstick off of my hot girlfriend's mouth!
I'm not your--
[Together] UNBELIEVABLE!
It's great for dog hair!
I guess you can teach an old dog new fur!
That.. doesn't make any sense..
TEETH!
YOU CANT PUT THOSE WIPES IN HIS MOUTH!!
You can use it on an Asian man's butt!
What?
Clean as a baby's leg!
Yeah, there you go, nice and clean.. yeah.
I know you're asking yourselves..
"But what about the bigger stains?"
Like....
Oil!
A bottle of cabernet sauvignon
Or.. the bigger stain.
Blood
Now watch Magic Wipes get rid of the stain like magic!
It gets rid of it like MAGIC!
What are we gonna do!?
Dad's gonna kill us when he gets home!
I know! Maybe we can cover it up with other stains!
Okay, try now!
Okay
Oh, we're super-f**ked now!
Great idea!
No one will know we stained the carpet...
[together] IF THE HOUSE BURNS DOWN!
Magic wipes..
..are great for...
..cleaning fingerprints...
..and, erasing criminal evidence!
But...
..iT CANT HELP YOU...
...ESCAPE FROM A BURNING BUILDING!!
[screaming together]
Clean up stains might take your life they're the best of the best, they're magic wipes!
Magic Wipes.. they don't work.. ever
If you wanna see bloopers and more of Pauly being a weirdo.
Smells like my mom's d**k.
Click the video right here!
It has.. like.. milk in it.
I don't think that was the balloon, Pauly.
Thanks for subscribing!
damn it pauly! No one can understand you!!
He's trying to say: Thanks for subscribing.
Damn it, Pauly.
