So what is all of
this about?
- It's just something that
I want to change.
Like I want to be a high
schooler now.
Like--
- Now, I understand.
- Like I've never been to a
restaurant without
them asking "Would you
like a kids menu?"
And I want to look older
than what I am.
When I go to stores and
everything everybody
takes me to like the little
girl section and like--
- I get it, and I understand
where you're coming from.
I was the same way,
believe it or not.
I was.
I'm very nervous about Lauren
starting high school.
She's just still
so small.
And I can really
relate.
When I was in high school,
I was skinny and dorky.
Guys were not knocking
my door down.
When I graduated high school,
I was 88 pounds.
But by the time I was
leaving for college,
that all changed.
Bitch started pushing
through curves and all!
When I was your age,
did you know
I had friends
pregnant.
You know what my mom
did with me?
She made me go and get on
birth control pills.
And I was so offended
because I wasn't having sex.
- It's weird.
- Do you even know what birth
control pills are?
- Yeah.
- Are your friends
having sex?
- No.
- I don't feel like you re
ready for that.
- Yeah, I'm not.
- I don't want you to deal
with sex right now.
I feel like you have the rest of
your life to deal with that.
And you don't need to do it
until you're married.
Mama Lucy laid down the
law when I was
in high school, so I was
afraid to do anything.
But now that I'm a mom,
I completely get it.
She was taking
preventive measures.
I'm not taking that path
with Lauren yet.
But I will consider
all options.
Can we do a
mother-daughter contract
saying that you're not
gonna date
till you're a senior.
Books over boys.
- Yeah.
- I don't want you
to say "yeah."
I want you to say
"Yas" like me.
- Yas.
- Oh, whatever
Lauren.
You better have books
over boys, honey.
