Everyone should stand where
they're supposed to stand.
Gotta go.
Everyone beith most careful,
for when yon basketball be shot,
it traveleth so fast,
it mayeth break someone's arm.
[applause]
Hold it right there, fancy pants.
Not you, Larange.
What the heck is going on here?
We be the Swellview Flinging Society.
We are flingers, we fling.
Well, go do your flinging somewhere else.
These kids should be in classrooms
pretending to listen to their teachers.
Look, you wanna fling
a basketball at a wall?
Of course I do.
Get out of my way.
- Allow me to explain it--
- Relax, Leonardo.
I used a trebuchet in school before.
- OK, but let me aim the--
- Fire in the hole!
Ah!
I was never here.
You OK? No, no, no!
[crowd gasping]
Uh... ah!
Charlotte just pulled off my real arm!
Next time you see me,
I'll probably have a cast.
This arm is fake!
- What?
- This is a fake arm!
This is a fake arm!
Why were you wearing a fake arm?
- What are you hiding?
- No, Piper! I'm not doing any--
Take this off! What is wrong with you?
[gasping]
You've got a broken arm!
[crowd gasping]
Oh my God, Henry Hart is Kid Danger!
[gasping]
So much better than my plan.
You're home late.
What are you--
How'd you get in my house?
Why are you here?
'Cause I'm suspicious.
Of what?
Why did you climb in your window?
Uh, because...
The front door was locked
and I forgot my key.
You know your parents always leave
a spare key under the mat.
I like your shirt.
Where have you been?
Working, you know, just working.
Really? 'Cause I called Junk N' Stuff.
Nobody answered.
OK.
- You wanna know where I've been?
- Yeah.
- You want the truth?
- Yeah.
I'm a jazz musician.
I don't tell a lot of people,
but secretly I play jazz and...
And the only time the jazz clubs
are open is late at night.
So, that's where I was, at a jazz club.
Blowin' jazz.
On my horn.
[sniffing]
Why'd you sniff my hair?
I heard on the news tonight
that Captain Man and Kid Danger
- put out a fire at a syrup factory.
- Oh, did they?
Yeah, and your hair smells like syrup.
It does, I wonder why.
Maybe 'cause you're Kid Danger.
Huh? Ha ha!
[laughing]
Wha-- Kid Danger? I wish!
But, I still don't understand how
you were talking to a hologram of
Captain Man on your own watch.
Yeah, I don't really know how it works.
Schwoz does, you can ask him.
What's a Schwoz?
Wait, what's that?
- I'm gonna blow a bubble.
- You're gonna blow a bubble?
I'm gonna blow your mind.
[laughing]
How do I look? Good?
Jasper left the note!
- I know.
- But...
Hi, Jasper.
Wait, why is Jasper's mouth hanging open?
And why are you dressed like that
in front of Jasper?
You're Kid Danger!
Yeah, you knew that.
You're the one who-- Oh.
Jasper fell asleep.
