[running footfalls; sliding of feet]
[chalk rapidly tapping against metal]
Archimedes: Hi. I’m Archimedes Von Mon Tego the first.
Whassup?
I’m the best.
Yeah, you, you’d better recognize.
I’m that guy.
I’m that guy you see down the street. It’s like,
This guy... damn!
Goggles.
Great steal.
Found them today,
And I’m loving it. I’m just having fun with it, you know?
Or you just go around, you find something (?), and you’re like
yes, this thing looks fun! Let me take this.
So.
My playground? It’s the night.
All of this darkness? It’s for me.
It was made for me.
Whoever created this darkness,
man, they’re in my pocket right now.
They are in my pocket.
Literally. My playground.
My...
[music with a heavy beat begins]
sanctuary.
Hey babe.
You want to be part of a social experiment?
Girl: [laughing] No.
Archimedes: What?!
You don’t (?) want some of this?
C’mon, girl.
Can you believe that chick?
She didn’t want a piece of this?
Archimedes number one? I’m the best, man!
I’m the greatest.
Okay. How could you refuse this body,
this face,
these goggles?
I look fresh, right?
I look fresh. I know I look fresh.
But you see what I did, though, right?
You see what I did.
That, that, that makeup thing?
That was just like, it just came to me in a moment.
I was like, BOOM, right there.
And it was a masterpiece.
Oh, sh-- you saw that, right?
Yeah, everyone saw it.
Damn.
That won’t happen again.
Won’t happen next time. I got this. I got this.
Hey, baby. How about a magic trick?
[goggles snapping against his face]
Girl 2: Here. 
Let me give that a try.
Archimedes: What?!
The hell?
Girl 2: Well, you wanted me.
Here I am.
Archimedes: What was that?
Like, how did, how did she move?
How can she, how can she just move after I put them on? Like...
What?!
Sweet mother of--[inaudible]
Girl 2: Shut up! 
Who says (?) I want to listen to you anyways? [snap]
