>> So, Cardi B has a new song I've heard.
And I don't listen to a lot of music, so I
just kinda go about my life. But not everyone
can do that. Some people have to go search
out the things that they say they hate, and
then make themselves look absolutely ridiculous
by commenting about it.
And we have perhaps the funniest example of
that ever. And that is Ben Shapiro breaking
down literally the lyrics sort of, a little
bit censored of this song. Take a look.
>> Here's some lyrics. You ready? Whores in
this house. There's some whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house. Hold up.
I said certified freak, seven days a week.
Wet-ass p word, make that pullout game weak.
Yeah, you effin with some wet-ass p word,
p word is female genitalia. Bring a bucket
and a mop for this wet-ass p word. Give me
everything you got for this wet-ass p word.
Beat it up n word, catch a charge. Extra large
and extra hard. Put this p word right in your
face. Swipe your nose like a credit card.
Hop on top I wanna ride. I do a kegel while
it's inside. Spit in my mouth, look in my
eyes. This p word is wet, come take a dive.
It continues along these lines. And it gets
significantly more vulgar. Like, a lot more
vulgar. Talk your s word, bite your lip, ask
for a call while you ride that d word. You
really ain't never gonna f him for a thing.
He already made his mind up 'fore he came.
And now get your boots and your coat for this
wet-ass p word. Pay my tuition just to kiss
me on this wet-ass, right? So guys, this is
what feminists fought for. This is what the
feminist movement was all about. It's not
really about women being treated as independent,
full, rounded human beings.
It's about wet-ass p word. And if you say
anything differently it's because you're a
misogynist, you see. It gets really, really,
really, really, really vulgar.
>> It gets, my god-
>> Conservatives, that's your alpha?
>> I mean, vulgar. What's that?
>> That's your alpha conservative? That's
your alpha male?
>> I'm gonna have some references for you
here. But I love, you know what I love? Is
when someone who has never once spoken positively
or fairly about a thing tells you what that
thing is actually really about. Like he would
know. I feared that after-
>> He said rap music isn't music.
He said rap music isn't music.
>> I've got graphics.
>> Sorry.
>> I'm gonna go to some of those. Him reading
the lyrics to that song makes me never wanna
have sex again in my life. It's the unhottest
thing since the Big Bang, which is pretty
hot honestly,
>> Since the Big Bang Theory, to be honest.
>> Exactly, exactly.
>> Try me.
>> Here's the thing. I can't say for sure,
because I don't watch his show. I can't say
for sure to what extent he's joking with his
audience. But here's the thing, it doesn't
matter.
Because if he's being totally serious and
just is the biggest unsexy nerd ever reading
those lyrics. And he's like a 90-year-old
in a 40-year-old's body, I don't know, then
that's embarrassing. But if he's just joking
and in the end really does believe that this
music is bad and this is what feminism is
about.
And we're not supposed to talk about sex or
enjoy it, or any of that, I don't care if
you're sort of on the surface joking. You
actually advocate for that sort of approach
to life, and sexuality and romance and relationships
and all of that. So it's lame either way.
>> Yeah. I mean, god that guy, really, I would
not wanna think about how he thinks about
sex. There's just, it's just under the covers,
lights off.
>> Nothing fun about it.
>> Seriously, my wife and I-
>> He treats it like a.
>> Were thinking about starting a family,
and we're not anymore after watching that
video.
>> The birthrate for the United States goes
down by 25%, and everyone talks about the
great Ben Shapiro WAP reciting of 2020 as
the reason. Just no libido anymore.
>> Exactly, men used to think about baseball
to hold things off. We've got a new contender.
>> But anyway, that's not the most embarrassing
part of it.
The most embarrassing part of it comes in
the second video where he attempts to turn
from his social commentary to a little bit
of public health advice to these women who
are suffering from a wet-ass p, in his words.
>> Just a serious PH imbalance. So I asked
my wife for a differential diagnosis for the
sake of these ladies, in case they need to
go to the doctor.
I mean, this is a problem. I mean, there's
water pouring out the front doors of this
place. And that ain't water, guys. I mean,
that's what I'm being told, that ain't water.
So here is her differential. Her differential
diagnosis, my wife the doctor, was either
these women are suffering from bacterial vaginosis
or a yeast infection.
Or my wife suggested most probably they are
suffering from trichomoniasis. So just a bit
of medical advice, put aside the empowerment.
I mean, I-
>> So yeah, I watched House. He mispronounced
that last one. But anyway, look, I can only
say so much because this is a family program.
But the idea that both him and his wife find
what's being described in that song as so
inconceivable that it has to be a medical
problem, says things. I'm not gonna say those
things.
>> Says some things about Ben.
>> I'm not gonna say anything. But maybe I
already have.
>> It's a family program, I can't say.
>> They thought it was humorous though. They
thought it was humorous to talk about the
medical problem.
>> Yeah, and here's the thing.
>> You know who looks like the idiot? You,
you, you, you, you, you, you.
>> I mean.
>> Yeah, yeah, and here's the thing. Again,
I'm sure on some level he thinks that he's
joking around even though he doesn't get the
joke that he's telling. The issue is that
he's also really bad in this area. I wanna
show you just a few things. The first is just
fun.
I wanna give credit to Reverend Lewis on Twitter
with this image of Ben Shapiro being attacked
by the lyrics from the song. My god, I'm gonna
die.
>> Someone photoshopped his crying face onto
that guy. I have it saved on my, yeah.
>> And obviously there's the videos of his
little reading of the lyrics being turned
into the song.
You should definitely go check that out. But
back in 2012 he just put a tweet. Fact, rap
isn't music. And if you think it is, you're
stupid. Yeah, he's just a reasonable guy,
you know?
>> Yeah.
>> He's not lame in any way. He's not an old
man.
>> He's not racist at all, at all.
>> No, it's not racist.
>> No.
>> Ben Dixon replied to that, I saw a year
or two ago just saying, before little Ben
learned how to dog whistle. And the thing
is his views on music have been weird. Take
a look at this.
These are other right-wing channels commenting
on him destroying Ariana Grande. Because he
apparently liked these videos about Ariana
Grande. And look, I get it. If you're obsessed
with her, I get being obsessed with her. But
you don't have to make your news show about
it. That seems weird.
>> He's extremely sexually repressed, and
it's super obvious. And again, he just argued
that empathy was bad for politics. To understand
music that you may have not been initially
exposed to as a five year old. I know he's
a big classical music fan. So he grew up with
it and refuses to expand his horizons, because
everything else is amazing except what I listen
to.
So that's the only thing that he can understand.
Empathy is partially understanding different
things outside yourself.
>> Yeah.
>> But it's very hard to understand things
outside of his little bubble with his wife.
They seem to really have it all figured out.
>> They do. Yeah, I don't like a lot of music.
I listened to the song, I thought was fine.
I don't love it. You know what? I might just
not listen to it again.
>> I just think it's okay, it's funny.
>> Just don't listen to it.
>> I love Cardi, she's just out there. That's
why I like it because-
>> Yes, I like her more than I like the song.
But I don't have to listen to stuff I don't
like, or read stuff I don't like, or watch
stuff I don't like. You can do that. He doesn't
like a song and that becomes, feminism was
always a lie.
No dude, if people are free to do what they
want, they can do all sorts of things, some
of which you'll like and some of which you
won't. That should be the goal. She's not
killing anybody. She's not hurting anybody.
She's writing music, and lots of people love
it.
That's not a problem.
>> He talked about Susan B Anthony there.
He can only see feminists have to look dress
and act like Susan B Anthony or else it
doesn't count.
