If you're in business, you shake a lot of hands.
假使你是商業人士，那麼你握手的次數肯定多到不勝枚舉
So what does your handshake say about you and the people you're doing business with?
而握手在你與你客戶間又存在著甚麼奇妙的關係?
Find out as we count down the Top 10 Bad Business Handshakes.
咱們一起來看看，我們整理出的「前十大糟糕握手術」
Here we go with number 10, 'The Sweaty Palmer'.
第十名: 「很高興『汗』你合作」
A potential deal-breaker None, you can't escape this nervous, sweaty grip fast enough.
談商破局的可能，你逃不掉這隻緊張兮兮、濕漉漉的手了
Yes, wipe that off None.
是的，擦乾手吧!
Number 9: 'The Lobster Claw'.
第9名: 「龍蝦『煎螯』」
When this person shakes your hand
當對方握你的手時
they pinch your hand between their thumb and fingers.
他/她會用拇指和其他指頭擰捏你的手
It's as if they're picking up a canapé None.
就好像在夾取宴會點心般
Definitely no good if you're allergic to shellfish.
如果你對貝類海鮮過敏，那絕對不是你的好選擇
At number 8 we've got 'The Fist Bump'.
第八名: 「拳拳相授」
Nothing says "I'm business savvy None" like a fist bump. And 'Exploding it'?
沒有甚麼比拳頭握手術，更能表明「我是商界A咖」了；獨拳拳不如眾拳拳?
Well, that's just not suitable at all, ever.
嗯，恐怕不是個明智的選擇
Number 7: 'The Wrestler'.
第7名: 「握手，斬手，傻傻分不清楚」
He flips his hand on top of yours to assert his dominance. Rumour has it this is the guy who put the "I" in team.
他/她瞬間凌駕在你的手之上。這種人在團隊裡眼裡只有「他自己」
At number 6 it's 'The Phantom'. Wow, that was quick.
第6名: 「佛山無影手」
Let's slow it down to see what happened there...
咱們來個慢動作，看看發生了甚麼事，
clearly she's got more important places to be and more important people to see.
顯然，她還有更重要的地方要前往，有更重要的與會人士。
'The Lingerer' drops in at number 5.
「托泥帶手」來到了第5名
There's shaking hands and then there's holding hands.
我握，我握，我握握握
Obviously, the Lingerer has no idea which is which.
這隻拖泥手顯然搞不清楚狀況
Awwwkward.
真可怕
Number 4: 'The 'Decliner'.
第四名: 拒絕往來戶
Decliners are fastidious folk.
這位人士總吹毛求疵
They won't touch a doorknob without sanitising it, let alone shake hands.
未殺菌的門把不碰，更別提握手囉
Number 3: 'The Tickler'. Everything appears normal enough, and then something feels a bit odd...
第三名:「一指神摳」，起先一切沒有任何不對勁，好戲正在後頭
it's their middle finger stroking the palm of your hand.
她的中指在你掌上摳來摳去
In second place, it's 'The Vice'.
第二名: 油壓剪
Once you escape the crushing grip of the Vice,
一旦抽離了油壓剪似的那隻手
you can't help but feel sorry for him. He must feel terribly inadequate to shake hands like that.
你就不禁深感抱歉。他一定是覺得己不如人，才這樣握的。
And here it is...
終於來到
the worst of the worst, the bottom of the barrel, the handshake only a mother could love...
糟糕中的透頂，歹酒陳甕底，少奶殺手握手術
'The Dead Fish'.
「死魚一條」
If handshakes say something about you,
如果握手透漏你的為人
this one has to say, "You're a limp-wristed pushover None who's easily battered into submission".
那麼這代表「你是個肉雞，直接喊投降」
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so you don't get off to a shaky start.
有好的開始，才是成功的一半
