hello watermelon students today I'll be
doing a tutorial on the correct way to
eat a watermelon as you can see right
here we have one serving one serving of
watermelon one serving is one half of a
watermelon in this case it's a seedless
watermelon and I probably would prefer
the seed type melon but this one looks
pretty good a lot of people think you
are supposed to eat watermelon with a
fork like there and of course that's not
true there is a fork and the fork cartel
many years ago sort of brainwashed
people into thinking you're supposed to
eat a watermelon with a fork just in an
attempt to sell Forks but the correct
way to eat a watermelon is with a spoon
this is what a spoon looks like you can
see why you want to use a spoon for
watermelon
the very name water watermelon implies
this as a liquid food and therefore you
use a spoon so you don't miss any of the
drops now the correct way to eat a
watermelon is this you begin by placing
your spoon at a 90 degree angle to the
surface of the one serving of watermelon
and you press downward and I'm putting
mine in the eastern sector of the
watermelon and I've made a little hole
there that is it is 1 and 15 16 inches
in diameter
and I continue to dig into that hole
keeping it very very carefully measured
at one and 15/16 inches diameter hmm
this is good this is very good watermelon
mm-hmm I will be adding some extra
ingredients later on and you can see why
we've used the spoon we're getting a lot
of good watermelon juice there now we
have completed our partial tunnel I
don't know if you can complete something
that is partial and the eastern sector
now we're going to the Northeast
I'm going to place a similar sized one
and 15 16 inches diameter hole which will
become a tunnel we will remove this this
is very tasty part of the watermelon and
it was blocking our tunnel so we will
get rid of it
we continue with our tunnel
many people think you are supposed to
put salt on a watermelon of course
that's not true
salt would take away from the sweet
taste so don't fall for that one
continue our tunnel we're going to
connect our tunnels underneath now the
northeastern tunnel that's connected
with the southeastern tunnel of the
watermelon so we go to the West
southwestern portion of the watermelon
and we put a one and fifteen sixteenths
inches in diameter hole there and we get
rid of the evidence you probably can
hear the refrigerator running in the
background now we've advanced where we
now have a hole a tunnel in the south
eastern and northeastern portion of the
watermelon and another tunnel in the
south western and northwestern portions
of the watermelon and each of these
tunnels is connected you can drive
through any of those if you had a car
small enough but what we will do right
now is we will introduce one of our
secret ingredients and that secret
ingredient is marshmallows
this is the reason we made the holes
exactly one in 15 16 inches diameter so
that we can take the marshmallow and
drop it into the hole I'll put one in each
hole
and this brings up the Archimedes
principle of combining watermelons and
marshmallows when you combine a
marshmallow with a watermelon and you
spoon it around in the juices of the
watermelon and then you take it out you
will notice that the marshmallow has
taken on some of the properties of the
watermelon in that it has a more pinkish
red red appearance and it is wetter and
that one also has a piece of watermelon
attached to it so what we will do now is
we will get rid of the evidence
by eating the water met the marshmallows
mmm
marshmallows and watermelon go together
very very very well
hmm
mmm this is quite good
marshmallow with some watermelon juice
I'm sure we could use roasted marshmallows
you sure when you slice a watermelon to
have an adult do that if you roast
marshmallows have an adult do that that
way if your mom or your older brothers
and somebody cuts their fingers or burns
or fingers or something you can still go
ahead and eat a watermelon comfortably
hmm this one did y'all hear very very
good and we will eat some more of the
watermelon and then add another secret
ingredient
all right it is a couple of minutes
later and we devoured most of the
watermelon stuff a little bit of juice
now at the bottom you place in some
absorbent marshmallows there and then we
will add our final secret ingredient
which is peanut butter peanut butter
peanut butter goes very well with
watermelon and what I'm going to do is
get the marshmallows quite covered with
watermelon juice here and I will take
the spoon and dig into the peanut butter
and get a small serving of peanut butter
and place in there and we have marshmallow
and watermelon and peanut butter all
there together and we can make a big
mess of it if we really try and by the
way other things that go good with
watermelon this would be quite tasty as
you shall see when you actually try it
you'll you'll love this mmm you don't
need salt because peanut butter has salt
in it if it's salty peanut butter so you
have the watermelon with some peanut
butter
and here's watermelon peanut butter and
marshmallow together and other things
that go good other foods that go good
with watermelon if you are eating a
watermelon and you're very very hot and
the watermelon alone doesn't quench your
thirst what beverage goes with
watermelon the correct answer
is chocolate milk.  you probably
guessed that you also can add ice cream to
watermelon
you can add whipped cream to watermelon
it's all quite good happy eating
watermelon students
