Woah, this is scary!!
Your hair looks great today. Why?
- She likes it.
- I won't tell you.
Her mouth purses up when she got complimented.
We are here for Marvel today.
At Marvel Super Heroes Headquarters.
Introduction.
Marvel invited us here.
They said they wanted Bearhug to come and see.
But we just knew when we got here,
that they are very serious about copyrights.
That's how the westerners are.
So our storytelling will be a little off today.
- Wait. Why are you turning like that?
- I'm pretty.
She turns to the side when we complimented her.
Show off.
There, our storytelling will be a little off today.
It'll be a little weird.
OK, be not yourself.
Let's cut to our dramatic introduction, Marvel Style.
GO!
Someone wants to crack a joke. Do it.
Hey, don't laugh, you dips**t!
- If you fail, that's the end for you.
- It's a good one.
- If you fail, that's the end for you.
- It's a good one.
That was not Marvel.
That was Marcha. (slow)
Then what's Marvel (fast/quick) like?
- San.
- What?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents.
- Look at them stand.
- They aren't too serious, right?
- Why?
- They are S.H.I.E.L.D. (chilled)
- A Marvel joke.
- Laugh, dammit!
Hello. Bomb has a crush on you.
- San, get the tickets.
- OK.
Here's the promotion for the sponsors' client.
449 Baht for adults and 399 for kids.
475 Baht for bank clients. 422 for kids.
- About 400-500 baht a ticket.
- That's right.
I thought Buriram FC has a lot of sponsors,
until I see Marvel. Just a little and it would be all filled up.
Here are the privileges.
Did you snatch those?
They photograph us first,
and give us a card once we finish the mission.
- She couldn't reach.
- Shorty.
I want my face to shine like internet idols.
Ramp up the light!
Brighter.
I want my mole gone.
Weren't they gone?
So that's how it looks like.
I'll have this, Wolverine.
- Done, here you go.
- Thank you.
What's on the menu?
Avenger water?
Those are the Avenger water bottles.
- San, what's the red one?
- Captain Amer.. Iron man.
And this?
The Hulk.
No, that's Thor.
- And this?
- The Hulk.
- No!
- Oh, it's Thanos.
- Who's this? It's an agent.
- The one that talks to the customer? (Agency)
- That's right.
Again, who's this?
We just said it, come on.
Wait, isn't that Hawkeye?
See? That's not who you said it is.
It's Hawkeye.
**What a mess**
I messed up?
**What a mess**
I messed up?
San, look, it's Ant-Man's lunch.
- You know Ant-Man?
- Of course I do.
Ant-man's lunch for you.
Hey! That's Ant-man's!
I'm gonna say this, this is good.
Normally, pre-ride cafe food is bad.
But this is way better than I first thought.
If you want to study, you can come here and do that.
Here's teriyaki chicken.
Tastes like roasted chicken.
It smells really nice. Way better than what you find in the mall.
Anyone who wants to go in must drink this, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s order.
Power-boosting juice for heroes.
Here's Ant-Man's juice.
For the entire swarm. For one...
...just this.
So?
Well?
She froze.
You want something really sweet? Drink this.
Describe it!
Now's the time for "Bear has a Brain."
I know you aren't fully into it.
So... Ri... It's Bear and a Brain section, Ri.
Keep going, then.
I'm gonna give you a short version of Marvel's history.
San, do you know Stan Lee?
An old guy with glasses and white hair who shows up in Marvel's movies.
Some ask, "Is he the owner?"
No, he's not.
When Stan Lee was young, He really liked to read.
Wherever he was, whether it's a room or someplace else,
he read any book he can.
He read A LOT.
So he aspired to be a writer.
He went to work with his uncle, Martin Goodman,
who had a comic book company.
When he got in, he worked as a low-level intern, not yet a comic book writer.
One day, there was an internal problem.
There was a fight between the main writers and they resigned.
So his uncle had to have Stan Lee fill in as a writer.
The first comic he took part in was Captain America.
It was boring so he wanted to quit. He went and consulted his wife.
Do you know, she is the reason Marvel exists today?
How so?
Do you know what she said? She said,
"Just write cartoons you want to write."
"Do what you want. Follow your idea."
Why confine yourself, right?
"Who cares if they fire you, aren't you going to quit anyway?"
"Nothing to lose here."
Stan Lee said,
- "Oh, yeah."
- He said "Oh, yeah."?
Yes! He said, "Oh, yeah. I should have done that long ago."
The bulb lit up, and then...
Around that time, Timely Comics was going through a rough patch.
One day, the owner of the rival company, The DC,
and Martin Goodman, the company's owner, went together for golf.
Golf and sharing ideas.
DC said that they dusted off the old characters.
Why don't you do the same?
Stan Lee got the idea. His starting point was...
Fantastic 4.
Then it was a hit after hit.
If it was 3, it would be stone, iron, and fire.
Yes, Like Phong Hin(stone)Leg(iron)Fai(fire) [Thai Rock singer].
What the fuck?
Yes, Like Phong Hin(stone)Leg(iron)Fai(fire) [Thai Rock singer].
Yes, Like Phong Hin(stone)Leg(iron)Fai(fire) [Thai Rock singer].
- It's Po'ng.
- Yes, Po'ng.
When it took off...
The fuck you guys laughing at?
From this point on, Stan Lee began drawing The Hulk, X-Men, Iron Man, and so on.
I'm telling you, people think cartoons are for kids.
But Stan Lee said that he didn't know his target audience.
He wrote whatever he wanted to read.
That's why.
There was also small trivia.
Look at the Hulk. Tall, mean, and green.
He wanted to show that heroes don't have to look perfect, like Tony Stark, The Iron Man.
That's the moral behind the cartoon.
X-Men as well.
Back then, there was an issue about Black people.
I know that, X-Men was inspired by his wife.
Really?
Yes, when she has men(struation).
That was his inspiration.
X-Men says that anyone can be a hero.
Regardless of race or ethic, etc.
- This is what Stan Lee wants to...
- communicate.
...to people around the world.
*You have more? Put them in the comment section*
That is his history.
Bomb, you haven't had a bite.
Here, Ant-Man's lunch.
They operate in rounds. Ours is 18.30.
Kan, can you change it?
- OK.
- Now it's 8.30.
Attention, S.H.I.L.E.D. agents with 18.30 tickets, please come to this area.
They called us S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents.
This is more serious than I thought.
The green one is Thanos' child, right?
- Which green?
- No, she's not.
- That's not Gamora. That's She-Hulk.
- It's not?
- A different character.
- Let's do it again.
Look, J.A.R.V.I.S..
- He's an AI.
- That's not J.A.R.V.I.S.!
That's Vision.
The one with bird wings.
Everyone, hello, and welcome to The Marvel Experience Thailand.
ARE YOU READY?
If you are ready, please scan your ticket at the door and enter. Thank you.
In order NOT to violate Marvel's copyright, we will not record what's in front of us.
Guess it from our faces.
Let's not do that.
We will take pictures. That, they allow.
We have permission.
Are you ready?
Then, continue to the next zone.
They haven't started yet so we can record that.
They will brief us here, on that screen.
Here, they are introducing characters.
Telling us what each of them is like.
I'm sure Marvel's movie fans would already know who these are.
There's breaking news.
The news anchor sure looks pretty.
- There they are!
- Spider-Man just came out.
Just as I thought, Spidey packs his lunch today.
A hot dog.
Spider-Man's inviting us in.
Welcome.
Hello, my name is J.A.R.V.I.S.
Hey, it's J.A.R.V.I.S..
That's really well-made, the screen as well.
He's explaining each suit's special ability.
The wall is full of armor.
Isn't that Coregate Studio?
*The name's changed.*
What? You sure?
Yeah, that's his voice.
Look, the Galaxy Suit.
Sponsored by Samsung.
Add a pen and it's a Note model.
Next is S.H.I.E.L.D. security measures.
Let's go!
You are entering S.H.I.E.L.D. mobile headquarter, please move inside.
- There's a hologram.
- We have been chosen!
SUDDENLY
AN UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT
Warning! Hydra agent detected!
There's an intruder!
An intruder!
That's Director Nick Fury.
He's, like, the leader of S.H.I.E.L.D..
He's telling us the world is in danger.
Trying to raise morale all the way.
We welcome you to the vanguard.
The war has just begun.
The lighting here is top notch.
Too bad we can't record it.
For the next mission, all of you will undergo training.
- Are you ready?
- Hooya!!
If you are ready, then let's go!
They have a lot of staff.
That's a lot of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.
Defeat the invader with the 3D gun.
Soooo happy.
The mission is over. Please return the gun to the holster.
Look at my score, Siri, 45,000!
- How much did you get?
- 63,000.
And you?
I'm not telling.
We're in a dome.
Look up. That's what it looks like.
They will project something up there that we can interact with.
Woah, it's sticking out!
It's 360 degree 3D.
Guys, it's a kind of 3D that...
I saw it floating out.
Like it's really out there.
But it's actually not.
There we have Captain America, sneaking into enemy's base.
Romanoff.
Wolverine. Damn!
It's an ant's eye view. We look up
and there are 5 heroes in front of us.
They are having fun down here, too.
The staff here is like...
Fight scene.
Fight scene!
That's real smoke!
The staff is so busy!
Look at all the smoke!
There's fire, let's go!
Please remember that this is not a drill.
Never let your guard down.
We are under attack and must evacuate to the ship immediately.
THE DOOR'S LOCKED!
We are hacked! Nooo!
On the ship: Escaping the intruders.
It's like we are on a ship right now.
We're taking off.
It grabs us!
We are going down!
It's like we are in a ship
and watching the heroes fight.
It's coming for us!
They shot air at out butts.
Will they stop if I puke?
Spider-Man's here!
The road! THE ROAD!
We're going down!
They are asking for our power.
Genki Dama! GO!
In the name of the Moon,
I will punish you.
Just die!
Here, Kan is playing Black Panther.
Running up the building.
Have you ever played Mario? Just like that.
- Put Mario soundtrack in.
- There.
For those of you curious, imagine the game "Subway" for Kan's game.
Beware, there's the jump.
Collecting coins.
For San, It's Iron Man on a mountain.
Shooting missiles and stuff.
Look at San go.
We can't record the screen
but we can show the player.
Let's have the team put in the SFX.
When the villains come out,
spit your laser at them.
San's now The Hulk.
For this, they bombard you with small missiles which you have to punch away.
Hit'em in the middle. Come on!
Look. Look at them.
So invested.
- Is this the last one?
- It looks like Uniqlo fitting room up there.
There are 5 rooms, each has 1 hero.
We have to pick.
- Unlike BNK that we choose whom to shake hand with.
- Can we shake their hands?
- You can.
- We can!
- Longer than 7 seconds?
- Longer.
You go in, and it's Ant-Man.
- An ant crawling on the floor.
- So small you can't see.
The Wasp flying around.
- Bomb said he likes you.
- Bomb, hello.
Look at this!
Hello, sir.
Bomb, who is that for?
The one back there.
Alright, guys, scoot in.
Thank you very much.
You only have to do it once.
We are done with the boot camp.
Now we are chilled. (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
*Hiding her height.*
Chilled guy 2018.
You Look like Nobita.
No, I look like that guy, Rap Ake.
If you return, the ticket will cost only 290 Baht when you show your ID card downstairs.
Can I show the police this when they ask me for my license?
No, sir.
They would be confused.
Cut me some slack, I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
Show them this and they say "Go and chill over there."
And we're done. We got the pictures.
And they have a souvenir shop at the exit.
What I want the most is this.
Boxing shorts.
What!? They have those?
Hey, hey!! Hold up!!
Anyone that wants to shop for souvenir,
Marvel's genuine goods here.
Who wants genuine Marvel goods, right here after the exit.
If you want to experience this, come here, at Mega Bangna.
And this is the only place in the world.
At first, they had this in the US.
Then in Korea.
But it seems that those have all closed down.
So It's only in Thailand.
This is a must for Marvel fans.
The End!! BYE!
