>> Reggie: DON'T LET YOUR BRAIN
FALL OUT OF YOUR HEADS-- IT'S
JAMES CORDEN VERSUS METHOD MAN
IN DROP THE MIC!
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STRAIGHT OUTTA HAZLEMERE
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, IT'S JAMES
CORDEN!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
AND HE'S JOHNNY BLAZE, IRON
LUNG, THE TICALIAN STALLION--
BUT I CALL HIM METHOD MAN!
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JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST.
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>> James: ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M BATTLING YOU, NO LIE
♪ I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD
METHOD MAN
♪ IS HE STILL ALIVE?
ANOTHER WASHED UP RAPPER
♪ JUST A WU-TANG DISASTER
YOUR PHONE ONLY RINGS
♪ WHEN THE RZA WON'T ANSWER
GZA, GHOST AND RAE
♪ ARE ALL BETTER THAN YOU
TOP FIVE OF ALL TIME
♪ YOU'RE NOT TOP FIVE
IN YOUR CREW
♪ ARE YOU ANYWHERE AS GOOD
AS YOU WERE 20 YEARS AGO?
♪ YIPPY YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAH
YIPPY NO ♪
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>> NO, OH, WOW, THAT WAS GOOD,
THAT WAS-- THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
♪ FIRST OF ALL
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
♪ STRETCHED IN HERE
I'D BREAK YOUR NECK
♪ BUT YOU AIN'T HAD
A NECK IN YEARS
♪ SIR MIX A LOT
YOUR GOING AGAINST THE BEST
♪ IT'S CLEAR, BABY GOT BACK
NO BABY GOT BREAST IT'S WEIRD
♪ HE DON'T LIKE THAT
SO HE TRY'NA TALK
♪ AND PROVOKE ME
I HEARD U TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT
♪ TRY WALKIN KARAOKE
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
♪ LEAVE THE RAP
TO THE PROFESSIONALS
♪ AND JAMES KEEPS A WRAP
WITH EXTRA CHICKEN
♪ AND SOME VEGETABLES ♪
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>> James: ALL RIGHT,
♪ YOU GOT ME, METH
I AM A BIT CHUBBY
♪ BUT I CAN LOSE WEIGHT
YOU CAN'T LOSE UGLY
♪ I WOULD GUESS YOU WERE
THE VICTIM OF A BEAR ATTACK
♪ BUT IF A BEAR SAW YOU
HE'D BE LIKE
♪ YUCK, I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT
YEAH, YOU WALK LIKE A TOUGH GUY
♪ BUT YOU'RE SOFTER THAN ME
CALLED ME CRYING
♪ JAMES, PLEASE PUT ME ON TV
SO I HIRED THIS MORON
♪ BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY
NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
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YEAH!
NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
NOW I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
WHEN I SAY JUMP
♪ HE SAYS HOW HIGH ♪
>> OH WOW, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS
PRETTY ORIGINAL, RIGHT THERE.
YOU INCORPORATED THE CROWD INTO
IT, THAT WAS GOOD.
NOW ALL Y'ALL GOT TO DIE WITH
HIM.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HI
♪ JAMES IS A LOSER
WITH NO FRIENDS
♪ WITH NO FRIENDS I'M SAYING
REGGIE EVEN SAID
♪ YOUR ONLY FRIENDS
BECAUSE YOU PAY HIM
♪ BUT I'LL SLAY THEM
AND I SPIT IT VERBATIM
♪ IF THESE WORDS GOT YOU SICK
TO YOUR STOMACH
♪ IT'S 'CAUSE YOU ATE EM
PROBABLY EAT TIL NOTHING'S LEFT
♪ LEMME GUESS
YOUR FAVORITE WU MEMBER'S
♪ PROBABLY RAEKWON DA CHEF, YES
HOLY FATTY FOODS BATMAN
♪ YOU FAT MAN
TELL WHOEVER HIRED YOUR
♪ GHOSTWRITER TO PAC MAN ♪
WAKA WAKA
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>> James: ♪ YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D WIN EASY
♪ YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK TONIGHT
CAUSE I'M COOKING METH
♪ BETTER THAN WALTER WHITE
HIS REAL NAME'S CLIFF
♪ I SWEAR THAT'S TRUE
LIKE WHAT I WANT TO JUMP OFF
♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
YOUR SITCOM RED AND METH
♪ DIDN'T REALLY LAST
IT FEATURED TWO GREAT RAPPERS
♪ AND ZERO GREAT LAUGHS
I JUST MURDERED YOU
♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
NOW ALL I NEED
♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪
NOW ALL I NEED
♪ IS FOR YOU TO DIE ♪
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>> HMMMM HMMMM HMMMM, THAT WAS
REALLY, REALLY GOOD,S THAT WHAT
GOOD, THAT IS MY MOM'S FAVORITE
SONG BUT THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS
GREAT.
JOSH, IF YOU
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
TALK IS CHEAP AND AIMLESS
♪ YOU LOST TO ANNE HATHAWAY
KEVIN HART WAS DANGEROUS
♪ SCHWIMMER WAS WINNER
AND DELEVIGNE OUTRAGEOUS
♪ USAIN BOLT KILLED YOU
AND HE DON'T SPEAK
♪ THE LANGUAGE
GOOFY YOU DONE GONE AND
♪ STEPPED IN A PILE OF DOOKIE
WIPE OFF THE DOOKIE
♪ THEN STEPPED IN A BIGGER
PILE OF DOOKIE
♪ AFTER THIS LOSS BE GONE
WALK IT OFF
♪ AYO REGGIE THAT'S THE WAY
YOU TALK TO YOUR BOSS ♪
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>> Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
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OR IS IT METHOD MAN?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
METHOD MAN IS YOUR WINNER!
>> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, METHOD MAN,
HIS NEW SHOW "DROP THE MIC" IS
ON TBS EVERY TUESDAY AT 10.30.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
