>> Stephen: HERE AT THE LATE
SHOW WITH THE CAST OF "THE BIG
BANG THEORY," BEFORE WE IMET TO
YOUR QUESTIONS FOR EACH OTHER,
OVER THE YEARS YOU HAD SOME
INCREDIBLE GUEST CENTERS, BOB
NEWHART, STEVE ENHAWKING, CARRIE
FISHER, ANY HAVE A PERSONAL
FAVORITE.
>> JUD HIRSCH WAS A BIG DEAL FOR
ME.
WE RAN INTO HIM AT SOME
FUNCTION, I RAN UP TO HIM AND
SAID I'M BIG FAN OF YOUR ROLE IN
TAXI.
TRYING TO FACE THE PURPOSE OF MY
CHARACTER AND THE PURPOSE OF
YOUR CHARACTER AND I SAID YOU
WANT TO PLAY MY DAD, DO YOU WANT
TO COME ON AND PLAY MY DAD.
AND I RELATIONIZED HE MIGHT NOT
HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SHOW I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
OR THAT I'M AN ACTOR, EVEN.
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE PIE DAD?
>> YEAH, I'M AN ACTOR.
FAMOUS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ANY
FAVORITE PEOPLE.
>> MARK HAMILL WAS PRETTY
EXCITING.
BOB NEW HART, I GREW UP WATCHING
NEWHART THAT WAS ONE OF MY EARLY
COMEDY INSPIRATIONS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU FAN OUT.
>> YEAH, I THINK I-- NO, CAN I
NOT CONTROL MYSELF.
>> YEAH.
>> WE HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS LIKE
BRIAN FOSAN WHO PLAYS BUTTER AND
KEVIN CONSTITUTEMAN WHO PLAYS
INSTITUTE, YOU STEWART, THEY
BRING SO MUCH JOY TO OUR SHOW
THAT THEY DON'T GET OBVIOUSLY
THE STEPHEN HAWKS OF THE WORLD
BUT I WOULD LIKE IT TO GIVE THEM
A SHOUT OUT.
>> THEY ARE CLOSE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO A LITTLE MORE OF A
LIGHTNING ROUND.
YOU HAVE SPENT A TON OF TIME
TOGETHER.
AND YOU HAVE SOME QUESTIONS THAT
YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED EACH OTHER
BUT THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW THE
ANSWERS TO.
SO WHAT WE HAVE IS A SERIES OF
QUESTIONS THAT YOU FOLKS HAVE
ANONYMOUSLY ASKED EACH OTHER, I
WILL NOT SAY WHO IT IS.
ITS FIRST QUESTION IS FOR
JOHNNY, YOU OFTEN REFER TO
YOURSELF AS A THEATRE RAT.
WHAT PROFESSIONAL ANIMAL WOULD
KALEY BE.
>> BE CAREFUL.
>> Stephen: AND SHE ASK MOT
ASK THIS QUESTION.
>> ACTUALLY, I DID NOT.
>> I HAVE TO MAKE IT SOME SORT
OF A-- I'M SITTING TOO CLOSE.
I'M GOING TO GET PUNCHED.
>> Stephen: WHAT ANIMAL.
>> LIKE A-- LIKE AN ARABIAN
PRETTY HORSE.
>> ARABIAN PRETTY HORSE.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
KALEY, WHEN DID YOU LEARN YOUR
LINES BECAUSE APPARENTLY IN 12
YEARS NO ONE SAW YOU LOOK AT A
SCRIPT.
>> I NEVER, I DON'T LOOK AT THE
SCRIPT.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU IMPROVISE.
>> NO, I DON'T IMPROVISE, NO,
THEY DO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT.
I USUALLY HAVE A MAGAZINE IN MY
HAND INSED OF THE SCRIPT.
>> MAKE FUN OF YOU, I-- AM IN AW
OF THE POWERS THAT YOU HAVE.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK AT T SAYS IT
WORDPERFECT.
>> YOU PUT HER HANDS ON IT IT
SOMETIMES AND STARTS TO SHAKE.
>>
>> Stephen: MELISSA, IF YOU
WEREN'T AN ACTOR, WHAT WOULD YOU
BE?
>> OH GOODNESS, DID YOU WORK AT
THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF TRAINING
THERE, I THINK MAYBE A COOK.
>> SHE IS A GREAT COOK.
YOU HAVE GIVEN ME DELECTABLE
RECIPES.
>> THANK YOU, AW RAINIAN PRETTY
HORSE.
>> Stephen: THIS ONE AGAIN
FROM ANONYMOUS MEIVE THE GROUP,
FOR THE ENTIRE GROUP, AND NOT
COMING FROM ME, COMING FROM ONE
OF YOU, THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON
WANTS TO KNOW DID ANYONE EVER
HAVE SEX IN THEIR DRESSING ROOM,
SHOW OF HANDS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> YOU MUST HAVE.
>> WHAT ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S
DRESSING ROOM.
>> Stephen: THERE'S ONE HONEST
PERSON.
>> AND THAT DID NOT INCLUDE ME.
>> WE ALL USED JOHNNY'S DRESSING
ROOM.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> HAVE I TO BE HONEST.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE
PASSIONATE FANS AND WE ASKED
TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM TO SEE
WHAT THEY WANTED TO KNOW.
>> OH TWITTER.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T STAY MAD
AT YOU.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE IS
SOMEONE.
WHAT IS PENNY'S LAST NAME BEFORE
MARRYING LEONARD.
>> I WAS GETTING OFFENDED.
>> Stephen: OH, WHY IS IT
ZIPPED T IS ALL OVER, COME ON.
>> THERE TRULY, IT BECAME A
WEIRD THERE REALLY IS NO ANSWER.
>> THERE IS NO ANSWER.
>> Stephen: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A
LAST NAME.
>> SHE IS CHER.
SHE JUST KIND OF-- .
>> Stephen: WAS SHE FREE
SPIRITED OR RAISED BY WOLVES.
>> ONE NAME, BECAME A LITTLE
SUPERSTITIOUS FOR ME TOO.
>> WE DN EVEN CALL YOUR PARENTS
MR. AND MRS.S.
>> NO.
>> JUST PENNY'S PARENTS.
>> I GESES, PENNY'S MOM.
>> Stephen: DID ANYONE, THIS
IS FROM@GRAND LADY 65.
DID ANYONE TAKE THE BATMAN
COOKIE JAR THAT HAS BEEN ON THE
SHOW SINCE DAY ONE.
>> I THINK THAT SAY HOT
COMMODITY.
I THINK SOMEONE PUT THEIR MARK
ON THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
I DON'T KNOW WHO.
SOME OF THE STUFF ON OUR SET HAS
BEEN VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT
PEOPLE ARE TAKING.
>> THEY BARLT ERRED BAR CODED IT
TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM TAKING
IT.
>> THEY BAR CODED ME, CAN I
NEVER WORK FOR ANYBODY.
>> WHAT DID THEY BAR CODE.
>> LIKE IMPORTANT, LIKE THAT
STUFF.
>> AND A LOT OF IT HASN'T BEEN
ANNOUNCED YET BUT A LOT OF THE
WARDROBE THAT MARY QUIGLEY
DESIGNED IS GOING TO THE
SMITHSONIAN.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> VERY COOL.
>> Stephen: NOW THIS IS THE
LAST QUESTION FROM@BECK 543, IF
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CHOSEN FOR
THEIR PARTICULAR ROLE, WHAT
OTHER CHARACTER WOULD THEY LIKE
TO HAVE PLAYED AND GENDER
DOESN'T MATTER.
>> PENNY.
>> ON BIG BANG.
>> ANYONE.
>> ON BIG BANG.
>> EL NO ONE ON CHEERS.
>> HATE CHEERS.
>> CINNAMON THE DOG.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> I WILL PLAY AMY, I WOULD LIKE
TO PLAY AMY.
>> Stephen: MELISSA.
>> I WOULD SAY RAJ.
>> I'M GOING TO SAY BERN DEATH.
>> YOU HAVE TO NOW-- BERNADETTE.
>> WE'RE BODY SWITCHING JUST TO
BE NICE.
>> I THINK I WOULD LIKE NICE IN
A DRESS.
>> Stephen: ONCE AGAIN, THANK
YOU FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU
FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THE CAST OF "THE BIG BANG
THEORY," EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE BY THE BARENAKED
LADIES.
