 
 
 
 
As I walk through the field where I grow sugarcane
I take a look at my house, and realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect for a gamer like me
You know I hate expending my precious energy
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
Both fleeing burning mobs and finding towns
And I've been mining and crafting so long
That even Dinnerbone thinks my mind is gone
I'm trading with the town, I'm ranked Journeyman
Many emeralds in hand, and my own custom skin
And if I discover diamonds in the depths of my mine
I will craft a deadly sword as if it is 2009
Go make some pumpkin pies, living in a Cubic Paradise
Dodge the phantom as it flies, living in a Cubic Paradise
Assume your likely demise, living in a Cubic Paradise
Waiting for the sun to rise, living in a Cubic Paradise
The strip mining chances here are so very bleak
That I made diamond armor after mining for three weeks
I really take care to treat this armor well
But now entering the Nether is like spawning in hell
I haven't found a fortress yet, but surely I deserve it
Surviving the pigmen, you know that's unheard of
I "nether" fall in lava but I hate all these ghasts
And sleeping in the Nether is oh, such a blast!
If I spawn under lava I'll be driven to tears
My burned-up inventory will confirm my worst fears
It's not really fun, it's really quite a bear
Killing magma cubes (multiplying isn't fair!)
Adopt a warrior's guise, fighting through a Cubic Paradise
No time to say goodbyes, fighting through a Cubic Paradise
None of these mobs are nice, fighting through a Cubic Paradise
Expend a thousand lives, fighting through a Cubic Paradise
Kill a lot of blazes
Collect a lot of eyes
Throw one in the Overworld and see which way it flies
Think you've found the stronghold?
Think you're a success?
Wait till you discover that the layout is a mess.
I'm the perfect tracker every gamer wants to be like
Never wasting eyes, and enjoying the lengthy hike
Complete the portal, and jump right in
Or else, my friend, you will never truly win
It's tough to find endermites, winning in a Cubic Paradise
Avoid endermen fights, winning in a Cubic Paradise
Watch the dragon as it dies, winning in a Cubic Paradise
Worlds made of megabytes, winning in a Cubic Paradise.
 
 
 
 
 
 
