 How are you?
 Hey!
 Very good to see you.
 Hi, Jimmy.
Hey, Vampire Weekend next week.
 Vampire Weekend.
 Weekend.
The band.
You're going to have them.
- Yeah.
- Great, great, great.
- Oh, no, not Vampire Weekend.
Hollywood Vampires.
- Oh, the Hollywood--
 Vampire Weekend was
here two weeks ago.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
 Did you not say
Vampire Weekend?
 I said Hollywood
Vampires, which is--
- That's, uh--
- Alice Cooper.
- Yeah.
- Joe Perry.
- Joe--
- Johnny Depp.
- And Johnny Depp.
- Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
 Guys all with day jobs.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Yeah, guys who have
other things to do.
 Coming in and horning in
on your musician union dues.
What's that about?
JIMMY KIMMEL: They're very open.
They're-- they're able
to share, and they still
get paid the same [INAUDIBLE].
 And you came up with the
name of this comedy club how?
 Well, my parents
actually came up with it.
 I love that--
I love that you said
you gave the only
true important information about
how to find it in Las Vegas.
It's across the street
from Caesar's Palace.
JIMMY KIMMEL: That's right.
 So we all know
how to get there.
[INAUDIBLE]
What, you couldn't get
caddy-corner to the top?
Did they tear down the
dude so you can't--
JIMMY KIMMEL: They did
tear down the dude.
- You can't get a room in there?
- Yeah.
No.
- Yeah.
 Yeah, we wanted to be--
 You know, I
remember back when you
were doing your comedy skits
in the lounge at The Aladdin.
That was some good stuff.
That was me smoking
a Nat Sherman.
That wasn't--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Everyone
knows that one.
 It wasn't the other thing.
JIMMY KIMMEL: How are you doing?
I saw you--
- I'm all right.
- The other night.
 Yeah, we were right next door.
 Yeah, you were next
door for the premiere
of the Toy Story 4--
 Toy Story 4.
Yes, indeed.
 I was there with
my two-year-old son
and my four-year-old daughter.
- Now, the two-year-old.
 Mm-hmm.
 How did-- there's--
it's not a horror movie,
but there are some--
there are some toys that,
maybe, are a little bit creepy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: He wasn't
bothered by it at all.
 Yeah.
Really?
 I think maybe he's too young
to be scared of that stuff.
 Was he even looking
at the screen?
 He was looking at the
screen the whole time,
and he kept saying
Woody, Woody, Woody,
Woody, to the point where
someone behind us went, shh.
 Well, that wasn't me.
 Yeah, that wasn't you.
We loved it.
It is so good.
- It's a great movie.
It's a marvelous movie.
 It might be the
best Toy Story movie.
 You know, we don't know
what they look like, the--
because we just go--
we start going into
a recording studio,
like, I say 3 and 1/2 years ago.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Uh huh.
Right.
 And we record for, like, five
hour sessions about every six
or eight months, because
we don't know what
it's going to come out like.
We had no idea.
JIMMY KIMMEL: So you must have
been delighted when you saw it.
 I was.
It sounds ridiculous,
because I'm in it, but it's--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
 It's one of the best movies
I've ever seen in my life.
JIMMY KIMMEL: It is
one of the best movies.
It is.
 I don't know how to
say it any other way.
It truly is.
And with the fact-- the
voices, the added voices,
the fabulous Tony Hale.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Tony Hale
is great in this movie.
 And Christina Hendricks.
The fabulous Keanu Reeves.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yes.
 Hello.
There is some new
talent in there.
 Carl Weathers is in the movie.
 Carl Weathers is a
voice of Combat Carl.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Combat Carl.
- How about that?
Carl Weathers is Apollo
Creed, ladies and gentlemen.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Of course.
Of course.
 When-- I didn't realize.
I didn't know he was
in it, because we'd
never see each other.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Right.
 We-- maybe we'll run into each
other when somebody's session
finishes and the other
person is there waiting
to go on, but at the
premiere I saw Carl Weathers,
and I had to--
I had to go--
I had to go shake
the man's hand,
because not only was he Apollo
Creed, he was Action Jackson.
 Totally was.
Yeah.
 Combat Carl got
his name when we
were in one of the very
first recording sessions
of the first Toy Story.
Because they explained to me a
bunch of the toys, this, that.
And they said, there
will be a GI Joe figure,
but we can't call him GI Joe.
And I said, well, how
about Combat Carl?
 You said it.
 I said it.
 And then they found a
guy named Carl to be Carl.
 Exactly.
 You could have thrown
a buddy a bone there.
 I said, how about-- how
about Combat Carl Weathers,
and they didn't go
for the Weathers part.
JIMMY KIMMEL: They didn't
go for the Weathers.
But-- Well, yeah.
 But it was, really, it
was something else to me.
It's a great, amazing cast--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
 I don't want to ruin
anything by talking about it.
I already feel like maybe
you've revealed some things
you shouldn't reveal.
- Well, OK, OK.
It's funny you should mention
that, because I think I did.
 Oh, OK.
Good.
All right.
 Because everybody--
I have these talking
points that Disney gives you--
 Oh, really?
 At the beginning of--
the beginning of the
press junket thing.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For real.
 And these things are
like Gutenberg Bible stuff.
I mean, look how many
times I've studied them.
They've come across--
JIMMY KIMMEL: So you're not--
 I spilled some tomato
juice on it at one point
at breakfast the other day.
JIMMY KIMMEL: These are
things you're supposed to say
or not supposed to say?
 Both, my friend.
Both.
 I see.
 For example, for
example, here's one thing
that we're not supposed to say.
Spoilers.
Here it is, spoilers
slash what to avoid.
Don't discuss Woody.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Please don't share that hmm,
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
And we shouldn't-- oh, there's
just all sorts of rules.
But there is--
there is one thing.
They also give you
sample questions.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, really?
 Which you have yet
to ask, my friend.
 I'm sorry.
They didn't give them to me.
 This is both for
me and Tim Allen.
Tom Hanks--
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK.
 And Tim Allen.
Can you talk about
how Buzz is learning
to listen to his inner voice?
OK.
JIMMY KIMMEL: What?
- Right.
All right.
And here's a sample question.
And I'm still waiting.
Who does Woody reunite
with, parentheses Bo.
 Uh huh.
 Bo Peep should be described
as a strong character
from the beginning.
Her recent experience
perhaps made her stronger,
but she was never
a weak character.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
 That's what it
says right here.
 Wow.
 And there it is.
Toy Story 4.
 This is serious stuff.
 Now do you know
how many executives
right now want to kick my ass
because I brought this out?
 By the way--
 They have an entire
division over there
that's called Disney Corporate
Vertical Integration Marketing
Division, and they spent years.
They, honestly, they
worked on these things
and I'm revealing
all their work.
JIMMY KIMMEL: I've received
a similar document.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
- Yeah.
And how seriously do you
study them when you get them?
 I laugh really hard at
it, and then I did not--
never looked at it again.
Yeah.
 OK.
All right.
I think I have one thing here.
Oh, yes.
When doing Kimmel's show, please
do not mention Academy Awards.
Now what's that about?
 I feel like we should
mention your Academy
Awards, because you have them--
- Oh, no, not mine.
I think it's talking about you.
- Oh, me on the Academy Awards.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Oh, why?
Did something happen?
 Well, you got
bounced, my friend.
That's all I know.
 And you work for them.
You work for the network.
But they, they, they
do give you this.
 Do you--
 And it's actually a
much more thicker packet
than what I carried around.
 I wanted to ask, because
you're from Oakland--
 Yes.
 If you're following this
series and if you're into it?
 The Golden State Warriors?
I was there--
I was there during
the Rick Barry years.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Uh huh.
Right.
 I saw Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar play.
I actually saw the the Buffalo
Braves and the Baltimore
Bullets play in the--
isn't that a great name
for a basketball team?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
- The Bullets.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
And then it was the Washington
Bullets, which was even worse.
 Well, yeah.
I guess the term
Baltimore Handguns,
that wouldn't really--
that wouldn't
really [INAUDIBLE]..
But no, they're
leaving what I grew
up knowing as the
Oakland Alameda
County Colosseum Complex Arena.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Right.
Yes.
 That's where the
Warriors played
and the Oakland Seals
played, the hockey
team that I went and saw.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah,
that was an NHL team.
Right?
The Oakland Seals.
 Yeah.
They're closing it out,
and they're going to--
I don't know what they're
going to do with it.
 Do you feel sad
at all about this?
- No.
- No, you don't care?
 You know.
Well, it is a storied
history, without a doubt.
But here's-- it was
from the era where
they built these
sports complexes,
arenas, and [INAUDIBLE].
And they made the mistake of
making them freeway close.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yes.
 Which means two freeways sort
of, like, go right by there,
which means anytime
there is an event,
that freeway is gridlocked,
and you're late for the game,
and you leave early because you
want to avoid the [INAUDIBLE]..
JIMMY KIMMEL: So your
fondest memory of this area
is as an annoyance
to your commute.
 Well, that along with I sold--
I was a vendor at
Oakland A's games.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, really?
- Yeah.
I was 14 years old, and I I
went down to sell peanuts--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow.
 And soda, and thinking
that it would be
kind of like from a TV show--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
 Where everybody
helps out the young kid
trying to make a thing.
First of all, I
got robbed twice.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, great.
 So that's-- You got--
note to self, hide
those wads of cash.
Don't be walking
with a wad of cash
sticking out of your pocket.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Robbed twice.
 And then I came across
professional vendors
who did not like the fact
that kids were there.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah.
Sure.
 So I'm 14 years old, and a
guy probably in his late 50s
is yelling, hey, kid,
that was my sale.
I was coming down the aisle.
You took my sale, kid!
And I'm-- I'm doing--
well, what am I supposed to do?
Here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to give
you a bag of peanuts,
and you're going to
give me 50 cents.
And that's what I did.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Really?
And you had to pay the guy?
- Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: The
guy held you up?
 Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow,
what a terrible--
 No, he wasn't
holding me up, it was,
like, a professional thing.
He was coming down the aisle.
So any sale on either side
of that aisle was his,
and I just happened to
be walking by the front.
And I sold a kid some peanuts,
and the kid was loving it,
and I thought I'd done
a good thing, Jimmy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You
did the right thing.
No, it was nothing
wrong with what you did.
It was that man.
 But that guy, that
guy yelled at me.
So tear that
friggin' place down.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
 Trash?
No.
No, toys.
They're all toys.
 Toy-- trash.
 No, no, no.
That's the trash.
These are your friends.
- Hello.
- Hi.
 Ah!
Trash.
 Shh.
No, no.
It's OK.
- Trash.
 Woody.
I have a question.
Well, actually, not just one.
I have all of them.
I have all the questions.
 Uh, why does he want
to go to the trash?
 Because he was
made from trash.
Look, I know this
is a little strange,
but you've got to
trust me on this.
 Trash.
 Forky is the most important
toy to Bonnie right now.
 That is Tom Hanks as
Woody in Toy Story 4.
 Thank you.
 Opening one week from Friday.
 Tony Hale is Forky there.
 Tony Hale plays Forky.
 He's so good.
The movie is sort of called
Toy Story Forky, which
pisses off all the [INAUDIBLE].
 I bought a Forky toy on
my way out of the theater.
That Forky is going to be--
kids are going to be cursing is
what's going to be happening,
because a 3-year-old
can't say Forky without it
sounding like the F-word.
 I believe that's what
Disney Corporate planned.
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