Narrator: Today on Spongebob Squarepants
"Mr. Krabs, we are in trouble."
Created by: JoshGunner
Based on A.S.K air's Sublitles
Ah... the beautiful and incredible ocean
And what do we have under the water? It's obvious! It's Bikini Bottom, "the always happy and full of energy" town!
And of course it's time for lunch now. All of the town's residents enjoy
Eating the yummy and nourishing Krusty Krab hamburgers that they bought
oh... let's go to the next panel...
haha look at these two fish,
they offer each other food... but still, sometimes they fight over it.
well it is not a big deal, these things are normal
*Spongebob song playing on the radio*
Spongebob!
so seems that Mr.Squidward has a lot of fans, they took him away.
let's see what spongebob is doing
Put your hands up if you want a hamburger!
Ok here we go. One, two, three...
Well, it's not impossible for SpongeBob to manage this kind of situation. He has quick hands!
Now let's see what Patrick is up to. Is he sleeping? Hmm...
Nope, he's awake. Now all the "Kawaii Squad" members are here.
Why didn't you wake me up earlier, you beautiful tummy!
[Patrick's Tummy]: Don't worry, next time.
Oh darling! I'd die for you.
My sweet money, my dear.
Oh such a nice smell... oh...
Oh, what's up?
We are in trouble, Mr. Krabs.
What? We are in trouble? Are we under attack?
Activate self defense system. Rip him some new holes.
I'll take care of the money.
Mr. Krabs, I already have enough holes in me.
Look here...
Well, that's true!
So it's only you!
Phew... I mistook you with someone else.
So now tell me...
What happened? Is Plankton attacking us?
No. I'll give you a hint.
You can't fit it in your pocket.
Stop playing games and start making hamburgers.
I can't... because...
WE ARE IN TROUBLE!
What do you mean?
I mean something has happened and we are in trouble now!
Calm down and explain the whole situation to me.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Nothing special. Here, have some bubbles.
What am I supposed to do with bubbles?
It's a good way to calm down.
Let's forget the bubbles, and now I'll explain it to you.
I was in the kitchen doing my job...
...when I realized that we ran out of Krusty Krab secret burger sauce.
What? That's it? You ran out of secret sauce?
Are you enjoying the suspense, sir?
Forget the suspense, WE ARE IN TROUBLE!
CODE ORANGE!
Orange?
YES!
Mr. Krabs, could you explain where we are heading to?
We are going to the bunkers. There must be some secret sauce left.
Mr. Kra...
SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Where are you?
Sir, I'm down here. Hello, sir?!
What are you doing there?
Where are you?!
I'm here, Mr. Krabs.
Good. Now let me turn on the lights.
It's empty.
This one is empty too!
This one is empty like the rest!
OMG! Mr. Krabs, two of the lightbulbs aren't working either.
We are in serious trouble.
We are in big trouble...
It's busy hours too! It couldn't have been worse timing.
What am I supp...
I must find a way to fix this.
We have too many customers! It's chaos here. They want their money back.
THEY WANT THEIR MONEY BACK?
Over my dead body!
Let me go, you simple life form!
Get off of me! I'm not the one that makes the hamburgers!
Let me go, simpleton!
Good boy.
What are you doing? Lemme go!
Did you find anything?
Nothing, sir.
Not this one either...
Wait, when did I grow extra legs?
Is it 4 or 6?
What are you doing, Squidward?
Sir, everything is messed up now.
This is the instructional video of how to make the secret sauce.
I lost it a while ago.
I finally found you after all this time! Mr. Squidward, prepare the cinema. We are going to watch a movie.
It's my turn, sir.
Do you have money?
Don't push... don't push... ouch.
I can't wait to leave this place.
It's about to start.
Oh god no.
Yay! It started
Please be quiet.
*The Tight-Ypper Tanic Ship*
I've already watched this movie before... I think
Everyone's seen this movie, SpongeBob! I think it's about the ship that sinks and stuff?
No, Patrick! It's the ship that hits the iceberg!
Oh how scary! I'm terrified!
Meow!
Can you hear me?
Oh yes, another movie!
I'm gonna go get some popcorn!
Sit right there, boy!
What did you want with me?
I'm in so so so much trouble!
What do I have to do?
You have to go after, oh wait no.
You have to go after this guy.
He knows everything! You have to find him!
What do I have to do with THIS guy?
You have to go and find this poor old guy
He knows the things you need to find out
Go find him!
This one's in Iran, you have to go to Iran!
So I have to close the restaurant
We can go, Mr. Krabs!
I know all about Iran! We can take Squidward as well!
Patrick, can you get that guidebook?
I'll go get it!
*reading*
It says here that Iranians are very friendly!
*reading*
Iran has some of the oldest landscapes in the world
And their foods are among the best!
Mr. Krabs: Then get ready to go to Iran, boys!
Spongebob in Iran.
This story:
Yay, they reached Tehran!
In the previous story we learned
That to achieve the secret
Krabby Patty formula, they must travel to the beautiful lands of Iran!
Alright, here's the Tehran airport!
Clearly the plane has had some delays
And our friends have not yet arrived.
Although that's fine. Until SpongeBob
and his friends come, we can
visit Bikini Bottom!
Well Krabs, the day has come
for your defeat, as the indestructible Plankton will
get the Krabby Patty formula!
Look at all the buildings, wow!
Patrick: I'm real tired!
Squidward: We'll be at a hotel later!
Hey, if you want a ride, get on, men!
He called us men, if we don't get on, he'll get sad!
And still in Bikini Bottom it seems
Plankton is up to no good!
Hahaha! Today is my day!
Prepare yourself for your demise!
Goodbye, Mr. Krabs!
No!
Patrick, come look!
At what?
Woah, what a car!
I wish I had one of those!
Patrick, all the cars look the same!
So, where are you guys from?
We're from the heart of Bikini Bottom!
Hey Mr. Driver, when are you going to move? The light is green.
Don't worry, this is standard Tehran traffic!
Tehran's garbage traffic sucks!
I don't understand, what happened here?
The Krusty Krab is closed!
Now I'll get the secret formula from the restaurant!
My little secret formula!
How are you, my love?
It's so tight!
I finally have you in my grasp!
I always knew you'd be mine!
Hahaha!
Ow!
My back!
Alright, what do we have here?
What are these stupid glasses?
Alright, it says that...
What?!
What's this rope for?
This is a recorded tape from Krabs
for PLANKTON!
Woah Patrick, look at that!
What are you talking about, tell me!
It's so beautiful!
WHICH ONE? I CAN'T SEE!
Oh, are you talking about the yellow taxi?
No, you idiot! The building back there!
Driver: That's not a building, bro. That's the Azadi Square!
Oh, just my luck.
I've been defeated by Krabs AGAIN!
Where are you, formula?
Where are you exactly, where?
*crying*
Hey, what are ya, blind?
What's this?
What are they doing in the newpaper?
For the formula, they've gone to Iran?
This time, no one can stop me!
Nobody can stop Plankton!
Karen, my wife!
My lovely computer wife!
I am going to Iran!
I AM GOING TO IRAN!
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you, Plankton!
Can you turn off the customer sounds?
I can't hear you this way!
Alright fine, I will.
Here.
Without the sound of customers,
It's so dead in here!
So anyway, I am going to Iran!
Oh Plankton, you're leaving?
Ok, just leave. I need to clean up around here.
How emotional.
So, Spongebob and his friends were stuck in traffic.
My God!
I'm feeling so bad!
I feel like the weather's so polluted!
Driver: Today's actually a good day bro
Just my luck!
Hey, tubby! No messing up my car!
Hey driver, why are we like this?
Everyone who comes to Iran is like this!
Why am I feeling so bad?
Ok, that's that and that's that!
Let's head to Iran!
Steady, steady!
Nice.
I'm out of gas!
Help!
I forgot about my parachute!
HAHAHA!
I always think of everything!
Nothing better than a good parachute!
It's great!
What happened?
We've arrived!
*mumbling*
Just hurry up and exit! I'm feeling terrible!
Ow! Ow! Oough...
It looks like ice cream! I LOVE ICE CREAM!
The name of the hotel is Special Ice Cream!
Your phone is ringing, SpongeBob!
Hey SpongeBob, you've reached Tehran, right?
Hi Mr. Krabs, is that you?
Yeah we've arrived at Tehran.
This place is amazing!
Did you find your hotel, SpongeBob?
Yes Mr. Krabs, we're at the
exact address you gave us!
Ok, my boy, listen to what I am saying!
There should be a hotel called Special Ice Cream.
Yes, Mr. Krabs, we are right in front of it.
Ok, great! Look at the building to the left!
Do you see it?
Mr. Krabs, do we have to go there?
No, SpongeBob, my boy!
Do you see the building beside it?
The Ice Cream Hotel?
No, no, more on the left!
You don't mean the Traveler's Barrel Hotel, do you?
Yes exactly!
Go have fun there!
Alright, Mr. Krabs... we'll have... fun... there...
This story:
Eat, eat!
Ah, the beautiful nights of Tehran. How glorious.
In general, the nights in Iran are very glorious.
In the last episode we saw that SpongeBob and his friends have come to Tehran
And right now they are in their hotel
Thinking hard about their-
Why are they just lying down?
Okay guys, can you just tell me what your schedule for tomorrow is?
SpongeBob: For tomorrow morning?
Yes!
I have a really good schedule!
Is your schedule in there?
Then talk already!
I will now say it.
Why do you keep doing that?
Just talk already!
After hours of speculation, I have designed this plan.
Straight at 6AM sharp, we must exit the hotel
without being seen and reach here by 6:30.
What's over there?
My coworker says we must go there.
Yes, my speculation suggests that this place has the best Kalle-Pache (Persian food) of the city.
Kalle-Pache?
Yes, and by 8AM we reach here.
Well, genius, that'll bring us back here!
You mean we don't eat the hotel breakfast? It's free!
Yes, the hotel breakfast is free and it includes eggs and honey!
He's right, do you know what free eggs means?
So anyway, then we go here.
What's there?
A sandwich place. Sinoon Sandwich.
Yea that's right. Then we go here.
Another restaurant.
What about after that?
Then we'll go here.
Ice cream!
And then we go here.
A Kabob restaurant.
So what about our actual schedule?
The real schedule?
Patrick, Squidward's right.
Well, of course! I'm always right.
It's true Patrick. We forgot about Dizi (Iranian stew).
I should've never come on a trip with these morons!
Ah, the beautiful nights of Tehran-- oh sorry, I already said that.
Let's move on.
As in the next scene after the scene we just saw.
Why are they still asleep?
Why isn't it coming?
Look at what he's wearing! Hahaha!
What are you laughing at?
Where'd you buy that shirt, Squidward?
Mr. Krabs told me to wear this!
Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!
Only you guys are laughing! What's funny about it?
Look at his clothes!
[Squidward whimpers in shame as bystanders ridicule him]
SpongeBob and his friends finally arrived at the Kalle-Pache restaurant!
Why are you rushing so much?
Yeah why are you rushing? We have work to do!
Hey can you leave Mr. Pretty Clothes over there here? He's attracting customers too well!
I'd pay him well, you know!
Squidward, he's talking about you!
No thanks, I already have A JOB!
Hey Squidward, this place is nice, you know!
Okay man, it's a deal. With another bowl of Kalle-Pache, he's all yours!
One bowl in exchange for Squidward?
No Patrick, he's part of our mission!
Brother, make it four bowls!
Well yeah, that's more fair in exchange for Squidward!
Do you guys even know what you're doing?
AHHH LOOK AT ALL THE FOOD!
Patrick, I'm wondering where I should start!
I'm already ahead of ya.
This sauce is amazing. What's a sandwich without sauce?
Sauce?
Patrick's right. The reason why I eat sandwiches is the sauce!
What a place!
Forget that. Look how empty it is!
Don't worry, we'll make it full!
Squidward: When you are here, emptiness has no meaning.
Hey, is anyone here? We want a few sticks of Koobideh kababs!
What's Koobideh?
I'll bring some right away. And by the way, Mr. Pretty Clothes, could I get a few pictures?
I've told you a hundred times to not wear that!
It's actually very nice and I'll keep on wearing it!
Look at this sunken ship!
Patrick: This ship is so wrecked!
This sign says the premises are closed until further notice!
Oh, me and this much ice cream is impossible!
Well, for finishing our search, which one should we start with?
What's your opinion, Patrick?
My opinion is we go to the Special Ice Cream Cone Parlor
Then Non-Special,
And there's the ice cream boat!
Right, then we go to eat the Phaloodeh Shirazi (Iranian Dessert)
Spongebob: Right...
Then to complete our studies, we'll go and have the Real Real Ice Cream!
Wow, Patrick, you're a genius!
Thanks, pal!
You guys are crazy!
Wow, what an ice cream!
Thank you so much!
Yeah, this really contributed to our studies!
*mumbling*
What a classy place!
We have to be polite.
The picture is bigger than the sandwich itself!
Yea, I thought they would give us a huge barrel of food!
I thought this place was supposed to be expensive.
We should take this as a souvenir to Bikini Bottom!
Do we eat the umbrellas first or last?
What was the name?
The Fancy-Schmancy Ice Cream Float.
SpongeBob, today was a really hard day.
Yeah Patrick, studying so much is exhausting!
Yeah, especially that hotel breakfast...
Patrick, we didn't search the hotel room!
Maybe it's hiding in the hotel room.
Squidward: Don't count on me if you want to eat something.
Yea we didn't search the hotel. Let's go look.
Where's the picture?
Did you find it?
I looked, he's not in the kitchen.
Well try looking somewhere else!
Sure.
Umm...
Patrick, it's not in the bathroom either.
Let me take a look as well.
Patrick, it's not under the beds either!
It wouldn't even fit under the bed.
SpongeBob, I found it! Come take a look!
This is the Real Deal double toothbrush!
Okay, today we take a more serious approach to our studies.
You had me at serious. I'm with you!
Oh God help me!
Hey, my friends, I'm glad to see ya again.
This time we come for a more important mission.
Yeah, no more of your delicious Kalle-Pache for us.
Just quickly tell us if you recognize this man or not.
Let me see.
No, he doesn't even look familiar.
Ok, we'll take 2 Sheep Ears, 4 Thighs, 6 Brains, and 12 Tongues.
Oh, don't forget about the Ab-Kalle! (Persian Dish)
Oh yeah, and three Ab-Kalle as well please.
Okay, thank you. Right away.
Alright, let's waltz into this place nice and slow.
Okay?
Patrick: Alright.
Oh, Ice Cream Man!
Yes?
Do you have ice cream?
Yes!
How about fruit smoothies?
Yes!
Do you know who this is a picture of?
No.
Aw man. How disappointing.
We're full, but he didn't recognize him.
It's like we can't find him.
Right.
Should I bring you some ice cream?
No sir, we're on a mission. We can't have ice cream.
Bring us three Phaloodeh Shirazi's (Persian dessert) please.
Yeah, with added lemon juice!
Is there anyone here?
This is a coffee shop, sir.
We just had a question about a guy...
He's not here!
Oh, you're right.
Well if we can't talk, how do we find him?
The picture. Show them the picture.
Yeah, I really like pictures!
What are you talking about?
SpongeBob, take a selfie of us.
You're right.
Alright, everyone say CHEESE!!!
Cheeeese!
Hello. What would you like to eat?
We aren't hungry and there's nothing we want to eat!
Just tell us whether or not you recognize this picture.
Unfortunately, I have not seen him, nor can I recognize him.
Okay, that's fine, don't be upset.
Just bring us some of your delicious food, because we still have something to do.
Hey man, could you send someone over here? We have something we need to do.
Sorry, man, I'm alone. I'll be right there. I'm at the grill right now.
Just order from there and I'll hear you.
We're not hungry, and there's nothing for us to eat!
I think you're mistaken sir. We're not here to eat sandwiches.
Yeah, we're actually here for a very cool mission we're trying to complete.
Oh, so you're from the health department.
Come here and have a meal.
We're all clean around here!
Our name may be The Messy Burger, but we're clean as any other restaurant.
See, lately it's become a trend to name restaurants weird names to attract customers.
What's he saying??
Sir, just tell me if you know this person or not.
Go right, more right. Up, up!
Go way up!
No, now go down a bit. Hold it there!
No, I don't recognize him, sorry.
Alright. Just bring us some Khorak Bandari (spicy sausages) so we can resume our work.
Sure thing, my friend.
With or without bread?
Four breads, brother.
Sure thing!
Hello sir, welcome to the Boat Night restaurant!
Thank you sir, but we have a picture we need to quickly ask you if you recognize.
But we know you probably won't recognize the person in the photo...
So please bring us three plates with your finest delicacies.
Yea, exactly.
Yes sir, whatever you say.
SpongeBob, do you even know what you're doing?
Do you even remember why we came to this restaurant?
Please Squidward, do not question our very detailed research.
SpongeBob, I'm suspicious of Squidward. I think he made the photo.
Yeah Patrick, look at the nose! It looks just like him!
I think he disguised himself so no one would recognize him, but we already know him!
Patrick, what are you doing?
I'm looking at the map...
...for tomorrow's treats.
Good job, Patrick!
Thanks.
Do you even know what you're doing?
SpongeBob, did you forget about our mission?
He's right, our mission!
Squidward's right! We forgot about our mission.
Patrick and Squid, come closer so I can explain the new plan.
Tell me.
Tonight we go searching for the owner of the picture!
That's good.
So when do we digest the food?
Patrick's right. We better get to bed!
Then I'll call Mr. Krabs!
Why?
Okay, we can digest after the mission!
So after we eat some more?
Oh my god, can we stop talking about eating?!
But the discussion's serious, Squidward!
Okay Squidward, let's all promise we'll be serious.
Fine!
You promised!
Okay, let's do it!
Serious. I agree!
Who could that be, so late in the night?
I don't know. That's a mystery in and of itself!
This story:
The Police Enters....
Ah, the nights of Tehran- oh, I'm sorry.
In the last story we saw SpongeBob and his friends in their hotel...
...someone rang their doorbell. Now let's go see who it was!
Patrick, who is this guy?
I always wanted to meet a Panther-Fish!
Let me introduce the smartest fish in the Seven Seas...
I am Detective Fake.
Who's this guy?
And let me just clarify, I'm the expert in finding people off of photographs.
No, please, thank you. We can find him ourselves.
Yes. Uhh, wait what?
SpongeBob: Why is he looking at us like that?
I'm betting you haven't used too much fish-brains recently.
I'm afraid you're wrong there. I used it a bit a while ago.
Wow, look over here, his brain hasn't even unpacked yet!
Untouched, untouched.
You know, honestly, it was true when I said I used it recently to fix a problem...
...but it was a problem that Gary fixed.
Let me take a look on my list.
Let me see, he's yellow and he's pink.
That's right. You must be SpongeBob
and you must be Patrick.
Wow, this guy's so smart!
Hey, can you tell me how you did that? That was awesome!
Thank you, I told you. I specialize in finding people from photos.
I said it too, he's a real genius.
Thank you.
Now let's get to business.
I have to...ummm...ummm...
What do we do?
I'll tell you in a second.
I just have to remember...
It's like this guy's also got a problem...
No, just give me a second to remember...
So what do we even need to do?
I'll remember in a second. Just give me a second.
Why can't I just remember?!
I'm dying to do nothing!
[Lightbulb turns on] Oh, I got it! We have to...
[Lightbulb turns off] Oh what happened? Why'd it turn off?
The power went out!
Patrick, can you be quiet?
Alright, it worked. All you need to do right now, is show me the picture.
Oh, Mr. General, you're actually a genius!
Here you go, the picture of the guy.
Let me see...
He looks so much like my cousin! Here, let me show you a picture.
Here, this is him...
...and...
...that's him.
Oh no, their clothes aren't matching, they're different!
He was the chef of this very hotel.
In any case, that's not him.
Did you say he worked in this hotel?
Oh...
Oh, doesn't matter. You were saying, General Fake?
Judging from the clothes he's wearing, I think it is safe to assume that this picture was taken of him in the kitchen.
And guessing his job,
his red eyes show that he was working on the grease fryers while he was working there.
And that warm and gentle smile shows that
he must've been a chef.
Great job man, did you find all this out from the picture?
Of course not, it says on the back.
From the head chef, this picture was taken in the kitchen.
Can you tell us where we need to go next?
We have to go to the North.
We're ready to go, sir!
Tell me, what day is it today?
On the calendar it says Thursday.
Then we can't go.
Why not?
Because here people start the week on Saturday.
Also, tomorrow's the Football Derby.
You said tomorrow's the Der-der
What's the Darbee?
The Derby, my friend. You'll find out tomorrow.
I can't wait until tomorrow. Can you just tell me?
So how do we go to the stadium?
Patrick, please leave that to me.
We'll be going straight.
Don't be sad Bob, you tried your hardest.
Hold your head up, man!
Smile Bob!
The Indestructible Panther-Fish:
General Fake
Enters...
Hey!
Okay boys, this place has its own rules and guidelines.
So, you have to get training.
Training for eating Kalle in Darband (City in Iran)?
No.
Training for Kabob eating in Darake (City in Iran)?
Not that either.
Training for Dizi (soup) eating in Fasham (City in Iran)?
No, not that either.
Training for chicken eating in Farahzad (City in Iran)?
No, no, no.
We said all the delicious options, so what could it be?
Listen boys, you know what it is?
Your time is up, but your answers were really close.
It was getting a taxi cab.
Yay!
Okay, Bob, Patrick, listen closely.
To get a cab, you have to stand by the road and wait for one.
He's a genius, y'know?
He's a real detective!
We raise our right hand.
I swear he's a mastermind!
He's a legit detective.
Other hand, guys.
He's such a genius!
He's a real detective!
And the last and most important step is using the magic word:
Darbast.
What does that mean? Is it a snack?
Maybe it's a toy, Patrick.
You were really close guys, but don't rush it.
Now move aside, and watch closely.
Darbast!
Patrick: He's actually a genius, I swear.
Why does it keep shaking?
Guess!
Is it a rollercoaster?
No.
Is it a Mexican wave dance routine?
No my friends, but you were really close to the answer.
The answer was falling into a lot of potholes.
Potholes? What are those?
The parts of the roads that are bumpy due to construction
but are never entirely filled
are called potholes.
So when are they gonna fill the potholes, Mr. Detective?
Maybe never,
because if we never fall in potholes,
we will never discover the potholes, my friends.
Oh great, so we can keep having fun!
Hello, my love.
I am currently on a very important operation.
Don't forget the tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions!
Okay okay.
Fake, the kids want to talk to you.
The kids? Okay, okay, give Polka-Dot the phone.
Hi daddy! When are you coming home?
I'll return very soon, my son.
Don't bother mommy until I come back, okay?
Sure!
Take good care of your brother and sister, Polka!
I will!
Goodbye, my love.
Who were you talking to on our mission, Detective?
It was his wife and kids, if you were listening, brother.
Your wife and kids? What did they want?
Tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions for the Salad Shirazi (Persian salad).
Ooh, Salad Shirazi!
Good for you, detective. I wish I had a wife and kids too.
Yeah he's right, I'd like some too.
Detective, how many kids do you have?
Does anyone else want to answer?
No, my dude, why would we care about someone's business?
We're not that kind of people!
Now tell me, how many kids do you have?
Six.
SIX?!! Why'd you tell us that kind of stuff?
I was just saying my number of kids.
Although it's currently 4, we have 2 on the way.
FOUR! Guys, they're his kids!
Okay guys, we are approaching the Azadi Stadium.
Alright, in the first half,
Nothing too special happened. The ball was mostly in the middle.
Let's go to the second half to see a more interesting game!
Wow, look at the crowd!
Yeah man, this is even more crowded than the Krusty Krab!
Oh, so the Derby is here.
Oh no, the Derbyl is Persepolis vs Esteghal (Persian soccer teams)
Oh, sorry, not the Derbyl, the Derby.
Welcome to the Second Half!
Persepolis scored a goal, as the referee just cleared up for us...
The Esteghal players are furious at the ref, and a Persepolis player is there!
And the opposing fans in the bleachers are so mad, that they're firing RPG's!
The things these people do are absolutely crazy!
But they sadly can't destroy this stadium!
Detective, what was that sound?
That was nothing, just an RPG that hit the commentator guy.
Did he die?
No, he takes a lot of RPG's often.
I remember last year he even took a tank shell as well.
By the way guys, I found the owner of that picture.
So we have to return to Bikini Bottom.
No, we were just starting to have fun! I don't wanna go back!
Get your derby merchandise!
That's Mr. Krabs!
I needed money while the Krusty Krab was closed, so I got this job here!
But now we have the formula and can go home!
Hahaha! Now's my chance!
Ow!
