*WHAPOOSH* Top of the morning t'ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome back to Beast Battle Simulator!
I'm gonna continue these challenges, because they're super fun.
Don't get me wrong, Sandbox mode... super fun as well, but I kinda ran out ideas for that.
Awww... it's a Barnyard Brawl.
"The donkeys and pigs are revolting, destroy them. "
I have never heard a more perfect sentence in my entire life.
I will most definitely...
Destroy him leave it up to good old jack to be able to destroy some donkeys and pigs to make an ass of himself.
Okay, what could we use this we could use like one Stegosaurus?
Let's use one Stegosaurus. Go Steggy! Spin. Let's Spin to win!
There we go. Yeah!
Is he gonna win it all on his own?
I'm just Gonna call you fidget spinner.
I love you buddy. Oh, you're so cute. "ah it so happy that I won, thanks guys."
Powerful penguins. Take down the penguin squad.
Tip: you can left click a beast to take control of it.
Yeah, yeah, I know it's just more fun
And I'm just sitting back here just arms in the air like yes fight for my amusement.
Oh I can't put in that many of any dinosaurs. Well I can put shit ton Raptors.
Hell Yeah, okay. I'm taking out a few because I want to put some gear up, flamethrowers. Aww
Okay, lets put in some compies.
Fuck up - okay. They gave me the old juke they give you the juke guru attack again. Go ahead bring it.
N- why you fucking leaping at them, okay? That works that's a very nice actually no. It's not because the fucking raptors are dying.
This junior straight-up lost his ass. how are raptors losing to penguins?
One of them is a killing machine and the other one is what I thought a killing machine was.
You guys fucking suck. Get up!
Jurassic Park his ass.
Okay, or just leap around like you're in a fucking a nightclub.
Aaaand, he's dead.
Well, I-mother of... wolves
and ostriches.
Only an unlikely elates we've never seen wolves enough Ostrich ostriches get together before.
But there's a first time for everything and they can do it!!
Or not.
my God, yes, oh my god!
He just lept out of it and started pecking the shit out them. Get 'em dudes!
Fuck em up! Okay. There's a lot more penguins after life that there should be oh, no.
Oh, no, this dudes all on his own. What are you doing buddy, dude rover!
You can't take him alone, especially if you keep jumping over them. Oh.
God this dude is out for blood.
Get him get him get- fuck sake who knew the penguins could give us the old slipper-o.
Oh yeah!
He's still-fucking christ!
No, I don't want to fight. No. No fights over. I don't want to do it. I wanna go home.
I just wanna eat fish.
But I was gonna save the two dudes like jumped opposite sides and they took his head off
everybody something that just exploded him, okay ostriches are all dead, but the wolves are gonna take out these pingu's
Noot noot motherfucker!
Jesus scared the shit out of me. There you fucking go fuck it up. Bite his fucking head off!
Fuck him up! Get it-oh
fucking Matrix jumping. Did we win?
I have no idea what happened to this dude. Oh, he's missing a head!
Yeah, that would count as winning.
This dude didn't really die though.
You lost a flipper, and that killed you?  Well then you deserve death for giving up so easily.
Okay, there. We go. Why do we got next?
Prey's revenge: get revenge on those pesky predators using only prey animals. Oh no!
Oh they have crocodiles, they've lions and they have hyenas.
I have a fucking fantastic idea. Put mini flame throwers on the seagulls.
Here we go.
Some of the seagulls are gonna have flamethrowers, okay go go.
*shocked*
Oops, all right a little bit of penguins going in. I don't know why I can put in gorillas.
They're not the prey of these things.
same with black Bears.
Gazelles for just like that cavalry attack. I'm trying to be tactful about this and
some giraffes. God, I can put in so many things.
Can't put in any elephants now.
Two Rhinos to be like my tanks,
THREE rhinos. That's better than that, and then some dogs just to
Bring in like the cavalry to make up the numbers. I don't know.
Start! Go dudes!
Fuck yeah!
Nature is metal as fuck!
Oh my God. I think we're actually destroyed. we just took out so many and so easily
Oh god!
When the prey fights back you don't stand a chance.
That was fucking amazing. Did you see those guys explode?
Toppling Crate Towers:
build a team to break all the crates within a minute
Watch out for falling crates.
Huh?
This is fun. I like these challenges. They're a bit different than what you expect. It's not just VS things
uh, what if you just put a Stegosaurs in?
Go Steggy, you can destroy these in a minute, right?
Right? if you fucking waddle faster!
Okay, maybe not oh, God oh, God
Haha, you don't hurt, Mr. Steggy. He's a fucking beast.
Okay, now we're in a bit of a bother because all the things are not together.
Okay, fuck. Do you think a swarm of seagulls would be able to destroy them? Cause the seagulls are fast
But I don't know if they destroy things much okay. They're all dead. They're all dead
Three gorillas and two ostriches walk into a crane. What happens next
Well, I guess we're gonna find out what the punchline is joke is right now
nice
You need guys who are fast, strong, but also tough
So that when the boxes fall on them, they don't fall apart emotionally.
Yes, gorillas were a nice choice. Gorillas were fucking Gucci
There you galip
Fuck yeah
Need a minute to Destroy these things I did it in like half a minute
Okay, one box left
That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Thank you. Thank you everybody and good
Night I
Think the gorillas are working their way into being my favorite animal in this game. Not only are they fucking awesome
Did he swing their arms like that and it looks cool lizard Swarm waves three waves of compsognathus?
Come suck Nathan
I've never actually know how to pronounce that compsognathus
Are coming for you take them down yeah with pleasure?
I'm just gonna put a flamethrower in the middle
*flamethrower noise*
I think I win
Wait, oh, oh, there's more of them wow
Oh, yeah
Well, I didn't notice very fucking more of them across the hill a fire far away like teletubbies. Where are they?
Three waves okay? Yeah. I probably should have known that then instead of being a fucking idiot um
okay, if I just put some shot gun turrets down maybe I
Can afford two of them that's it. That's the one that's the one here we go
Yes, yes
No, no, no
Little green bitches all right. I'm gonna have to put somebody with these ummm
Oh hey look gorillas
I ain't talking about the band either. I'm talking about my big, Ol gorilla baby boys the fucking best
And I'm putting in these guys as cannon fodder just to distract
My flamethrower will be my last bastion of the fed see now
They're all come together see just you get the windmill in there you get the gorilla windmill in there
And you fuck them up these guys are way stronger than I thought they were
like whaaat the fuck
Get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him fuck yeah, oh
Take that's your little green sons of bitches
It's what you have to do. You keep them all together flamethrower was a good choice
Cuz as the soon as they come in to go and firing the day-night. Oh, no blow up the enemies using bomb animals only oh
oh
I'm gonna be good at this
When it could make you no doubt when it comes to killing my own dudes nobody better. I got this
What you do is you put in a bunch of?
these dudes
He already have bombs on them. I don't even have to waste money. Oh, yes
Okay, that day as quickly as I would have liked
There was like two left serve a bitch yep. Yep get him boys
That's how you win
My boys, they don't even give up as soon as the the missions over. They're just like hey
Hey, we got bombs in the back Ui Tom
Fucking lover ah good old copies my my little dudes
War zone in it's war capture the hill from the enemy turrets
No problem. I need to be tactical about this and putting in my club tail bros my little boys
And they're gonna take out some of them. They're gonna be my tanks I
Could get some guerillas to rush in but I think they're probably gonna Die gazelles are pretty fast
You guys can distract
What else what else what else?
Some Stegosauruses you guys Gonna have shotguns
Can't we put anything else in put in a trike?
Bring up the rear you know
Like a cool ass dude
And then we put in some
I'm just some miscellaneous dudes
There we go here we go. Yes. It's like a full-on battle happening you guys aren't even
Attempting to hit them
The lasers on your heads aren't hitting
anything
What is this?
Okay, okay, okay. You guys have been nothing but disappointing
Fucking a-Holes. I'm putting the lasers on the giraffes. You know why Longneck tall reach
Maybe you guys will actually be able to shoot them. I'll make those other
A-Holes
Put in a brack because he's huge
He's gonna have a shotgun on him look at that. That's a brachiosaurus with two shotguns
He's so big you can't even see his head I
Love that. That's what it's really like in a in a boy
Put in some of these guys you guys need see you don't have enough for that. That's the problem
I'm gonna have to kill them with numbers
But you think we might be able to do kangaroos were pretty fucking awesome in that football game. Let's go. Let's go bitches
Why do you shoot the ground?
Why is that a thing you guys do?
Yes
That's it. That's it here comes the cavalry
The brachiosaurus is even firing a shotgun
What's happening? Okay? No? He is please like if anything?
I Got it. I Got it. I Got it. brachiosaurus with a minigun. I
Think that that's what needed to happen all that time
Giraffe eros, no I don't fucking what's happening
And let's get rid of you guys and put you down again because those lasers on your heads
You might as well have been picking shit out of your own ass okay. I know
not a good sight, but
That's what was happening
You guys can actually all have one of them then we just have a sender giraffe
But that was it that was the thing that was what needed to happen many goods mini guns on
everything just needs to wait no no we had the birds as our first level and now we have the birds -
So it's pterodactyls now
To feed the birds of the ancient past using their natural enemies
So let's use dinosaurs against you guys play just strapped a brachiosaurus to the minigun again. I
Have a lot of money
Like a lot of money to be able to put units down you. I think you've given me too much money
Wait, actually, I don't know how strong. I don't know how strong the Pterodactyls are I?
Could just put some turrets down though
That one fuck shit up. You know what I mean
Let's okay. I'm not even scratching the surface of how much money I have but I want to see what happens with this
Because in my mind, there's no way that these guys can win against this
There's too many bullets going on. Oh, but they can't eat up
Get out the way back
Come on rex come on dudes. No. He cooked your whole fucking head off
Okay, wait am I underestimated them. They're just he just spit up playing the heads in here. They're awesome
dude, okay, well
What's the point of having guns and my guys if the guns don't fucking aim kay? You ain't never seen something like this before
spinosaur I mixed with flamethrowers, oh
Yeah, the flamethrowers just go either side of their head that's awesome
And maybe some stay goes in the back just to like get in and start swinging
And you guys are going to have
Mini Guns
Okay, I got put in a whole lot more. There's a fucking spider on my head there for a second that was weird brachiosaurus
Er No, erm shotgun
That's going to work. Don't worry about oh
Yeah, oh, I like this. Yes, set of a place
Seats when they go into the air, but I can't kill them
Okay, you almost have it. There's only two left
We fucking did it flying chunk of meat?
Spinos
Spinos my dino bro
That was fucking
ridiculous
Blood on the snow and with only machine guns face-off against a pack of polar Bears
Hey, I'm okay with that. That sounds awesome you see you see that's what this game is called is because it has
sentences like that
Face-off against that army of polar Bears with machine guns you showed me kangaroos in there
In like the preview, so there we go
that wasn't even
There wasn't even a match
There was just annihilating holy crap. I didn't even lose a dude. I didn't even take a hit
She's okay dino soccer
you know what I want to have fun with this and I want to I want to do the same either side, so
I'm actually just going to put down like the same team either side
If I actually have enough for that surely I do if the game is showing this I
Just want to see what happens when the stuff is evengly? evenly matched. eveing lee?
When stouffer too evenly matched I want to see what happens
Well as even as I can make it I can't actually aim up
So I don't know where things are going
Right there you have T-rex in there
Okay, apparently I have way more than you guys
I can actually put down more but I'm just gonna leave it even for now and see what happens uh
Yeah, it's almost symmetrical there we go
Go fell'ers! the first of three
You need to kill that big T-Rex though
Cuz he's a big boy. He's a big boy and I don't like him. me no no like
aw Yeah, aw that almost went in!
Mr. Trike
Okay, don't hit it back this way, oh no my Stego lost his tail!
a stegosaurus without his tail is like a bird without its wings.
oh! That was close
go My fellow dinos, dino babies having fun. They should not be going on as long as it is
*disappointed*
What am I supposed to do with this team? What am I supposed to do?
Come on guys. There's a reason it says L. Above our goals because we're holding so many of them
This is supposed to be evenly matched
im seeing a very one-sided game right now.i do like the kind of, naruto music going on though
sen!-ha!
And then just like Sprint no no
Thank you, are they
I fucking dabbed no naruto they Sprint with their arms back
and There's loose, okay. Well, you know what now this is happening
My team versus yours go bitch. See what happens. See you now
yeahaha!
The Pterodactyls are o.p. the ball just flyes around then they just slam into it
They're awesome, but get back into the air, You're gonna die.
That's the plan get it swooped in and swoop out
That's what it's all about the fucking t-rex is. Oh no, ha ha ha oh
oh
Jesus
It's a fucking massacre
what are we supposed to do now? were all stuck
hahaha
oh that's funny
oh God the balls out why. what parts of the team are left? Yeah my team came out better
Because the other team got stuck in there the corner
And then my team just came in behind them and started killing them
All oh my God if you knock it into your own goal
you deserve to be extinct alright the T-Rex is the only of a raptor left
Surely we can win on this
Go Little compy!
He's so adorable. Oh, god out of fucking nowhere
There we go ! two - Nil!
It's coming
What's that smell? Oh, that's right the sweet scent of victory oh, no
That's the wrong Direction
Go that way. Oh, oh get it wait.
shoot
shoot balls, shoot
you set him up
Okay, I can concede one goal . That's fine. That's not that bad a win is still a win is still a win, so
what are you doing, what are you guys doing? that's right that way please, now if the ball can just roll in the right direction
hit it! hit it!
yay!!!!
my dino babies you did it
Daddy loves you. good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game
See sportsmanship you gotta go down the line now remove those L's. I'm not holding, I'm not holding this anymore
Well that does it for this episode of beasts battle sim-u-litor
I will be back there are plenty of challenges left for Jack to... do the gorilla Gang
It all comes down to this everybody my gorillas versus their gorillas
What do we do we just we we swing your arms back and forth?
It's going to happen the battle of the century has yet to unfold but for now
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like banana face
like a BOSS!!! and
high five all 'round
Whipshhh-whipshh!!!!!
But thank you guys! and I will see all you dudes in the next video!!!
*sam being cute*
Oh fuckin first recording of the day my voice is never warmed up enough for it, catch up!!
