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- All right, travelers,
you find yourself in a packed house.
It's a tavern.
Candle light illuminates the room,
there's a din of drunkards
all howling, having fun.
You stand by the wall,
waiting for a table,
when a friendly, bearded
man approaches you three
and says "Can I get you all a table?
"Are you together?"
- No.
- No.
- "Oh, you're not.
"Well, we're a little packed up right now.
"Would you mind sharing a table?"
- Yeah, I think I could do that.
- Fine.
- Okay, yeah, of course, let's do it.
- "Excellent, I'll seat you over here
"and you could get cozy."
The man leads you over to a table.
Again, this place is just, it's popping,
it's packed to the gills.
It's a little placed
called The Yawning Portal,
a wonderful tavern here
in the city of Waterdeep.
You all settle in next to each other
and as you're going to be sharing
a drink or a meal together,
maybe now's a good time
to introduce yourselves.
- My names Steve.
(laughing)
My name's Steve and yeah,
I come from a little bit out of town,
I kinda wander, but, just
looking for some nice folk
to hangout, have a little brew with.
- You're going to name
your character Steve?
Is that the--
- Yes, I'm going to
name my character Steve.
- Okay.
- It's important to my back story.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- So, I'd appreciate it
if you laid off me a bit.
- Okay.
- It's Steve!
- Sorry to interrupt.
- It's gonna stay as Steve.
- Okay.
- It's a great name, no bias.
I don't know any Steves in
my life, but, great name.
Good choice, Ryan, I mean, Steve, sorry.
- (laughing) Oh God, this
is gonna be a nightmare.
- This is gonna be insufferable, okay.
- My name is Qezza, I'm a half orc.
I'm trying to find my way.
I recently had to leave
the town where I had lived my whole life,
because I defied my adoptive father
and defended a town that
he wanted to burn down
and he burnt it down,
but I defended people
and I have no home now,
so this is where I am.
- Was your father a king?
- He was a military general,
that's where I learned everything.
- Qezza, that's quite
remarkable to share with us on
the very first time meeting us, but--
- Look, I'm new to this, all right?
(laughing)
- It's quite forward of you to speak
ill of your father like that.
- Oh God.
- Well, he's a dick and he
deserves to be called a dick.
- This tavern is horrible.
(laughing)
- Let me speak to the table for a moment.
My name is Stephanos,
Stephanos Coffeebean.
I am a lad from the far, far away
and that's where this accent comes from.
This accent is actually
quite difficult to keep up,
so sometimes I cut back
to my other accent,
so forgive me if I am
constantly back and forth
between my accents.
I am a halfling after
all, so I'm half human.
- I like the accent.
Yeah, I think it's kinda sexy, actually,
not that, you know?
No, I don't wanna make you
feel weird or anything,
but it's nice, it's
like butter to my ears.
- I appreciate the
kindness, Steve, but anyway,
since we're talking about ourselves,
let me share a little bit about myself.
I am the seventh of 13 children
and my family's all passed away,
but I don't want to speak of it now.
It's okay, I just--
- Jesus.
- Just wanted to share.
Yeah, wow, feels good to
get that off my chest.
I've not told anybody that information,
but something about this
tavern really makes me feel
like I know you all,
like you're my friends,
like I love you all.
- All right, too much.
- And Qezza,
all right, too much.
Well, thank you for listening to me.
I'm going to take it back
a step now, a step back.
- The bearded man comes
back to your table.
"Hey folks, I'm sorry about that.
"Here's your menus.
"Take a minute, do you
need a couple minutes?
"I can come back, got a lot of tables."
- I just need an ale,
just an ale, that's fine.
- "Just an ale.
"I hope you got some dragons on ya."
- Dragons?
- Got some dragons on us,
what are you talking about?
- Yes, are you not familiar
with the local currency?
The coins in this town are
called dragons, my friends.
I mean (laughing).
- Yeah, of course I knew that.
- Okay, I was gonna say,
you show up in Waterdeep,
you don't have any money.
This city, it's an expensive town,
rent's going up, you know how it goes.
- Well I just go where
the performances take me,
so, you know, I really
don't ever really know
where I'm at, so I sometimes
forget about the currency.
Apologies, good sir.
- "Oh no, no worries.
"So that's one ale.
"Anything for the little folks here?"
- Do you possibly some magic juice?
- Magic juice?
- "Some magic juice?"
- Magic juice, you know, it's--
(laughing)
Juicy magic.
- "I mean, look at the menu.
"We have water and ale and wine,
"maybe some mead, if you'd like that.
"It can be magic if you have a lot of it,
"you know what I mean."
- Okay.
- "Maybe you'll end up somewhere
"where you didn't plan on ending up."
- Stephanos, where did
you say you were from?
- I'm from a town far, far away.
Sorry, I'm not familiar with the currency,
the dragon, you say.
I think I brought some
other currency with me.
It's from my hometown, so you
can you swap me, actually?
- Yeah, just get him a
wine, I'll pay for it.
- "Yeah, okay, okay, a little wine
"and then for the little
fella over there?"
- Yeah, I thought you'd never get to me.
Yeah, let's see, get me another,
I'll go another stein of ghoul grog
and give me an extra
shot of goblin split too.
- "Okay, well I don't know
if that's on the menu,
"but I'll check."
- What kind of tavern is this?
- "Yeah, okay, all right,
well, it's the Yawning Portal,
"it's the hottest tavern in Waterdeep."
- Well how's it gonna
be the hottest tavern
if you have no goblin split?
- He leaves you to your own devices again.
Feel free to converse some more.
We'll see what happens.
- You know what?
Yeah, I'm kinda getting tired
of doing that other accent
because it's just a character I'm doing.
(laughing) You know?
Here's the thing, fellas.
I was gonna, kind of,
slowly reveal myself to you
as the night goes on.
I'm an actor and, yeah,
that's what I do for a trade.
I also sing, I got a
little guitar back there.
It felt a little
disingenuous to kinda put on
this little accent for ya.
It fits my size a little bit more,
but I got tired of doing it, to be honest.
(laughing)
So I'm gonna be myself
now, you can trust me now,
don't worry about it, but I
am telling the truth in that
I travel town to town to town.
You get it, right?
I was just jerking your
chain a little bit.
- How do I know this isn't
another one of your acting?
- I just wanted to see how far
I could take that other
character, you know?
That's just a part of the trade.
I could play a little song for you,
if it would ease your mind?
Of course, I'd have to
charge ya, but, you know.
- I'm sorry, what was you
real name, you were saying?
- Oh, my real name is Steve,
but sometimes I kinda like
to jump from persona to persona.
It's just a thing that I do.
You know, I live for the performance.
- I'd love to hear a song, Steve.
- Well, you know what?
We're gonna have to go a little
bit further on the journey.
I don't really know you.
I don't really hand out songs willy-nilly.
- You just offered, you
just offered a song!
If I paid for it, you offered it.
- Yeah, but I also said how
you'd have to earn my trust
a little bit, ya big girl.
I don't even know what to call you.
What was your name, Tessa?
- Qezza, her name is Qezza.
- I'm going to grab your skull
and throw you across the room.
- So why don't I sing
a song for all of you?
- No, I'd rather not
hear that ever, actually.
- Steve, you be quiet,
you let Stephanos sing.
- Okay, I won't, I won't,
I won't sing for you,
I won't sing a song, I'm sorry.
- Thank God.
- Suddenly all of the noise
in the tavern is eclipsed
by a shout.
"Ya pig, like killing me mates, does ya?"
Then a seven foot tall
half orc is hit by a
wild swinging punch from a male human,
who's shaved head is covered
with eye shaped tattoos.
Four other humans stand behind him,
ready to jump into the fray.
The half orc cracks her knuckles, roars
and leaps at the tattooed figured,
but before you can see if blood is drawn,
a crowd of spectators
clusters around the brawl.
What do you do?
- Well, it's a half orc woman in a fight
and that piques my sense of kinship,
so I need to go check it out.
I need to go see what's going on.
- That sounds quite
right, yes, you should go.
- That sounds like a good plan to me.
- You guys stay here.
- I'll stay back here and watch the table.
- Try not to be seen,
you guys stay outta here.
- But we're in this together now.
Fate has brought us together,
we will leave this tavern together.
- That's a lot of faith right now,
so why don't you guys
just stay out of sight
and I'm gonna go check this out.
- Qezza, you walk over
to the brawl occurring
and through the crowds
of people you can see
that there's clearly
five humans ganging up
on this one half orc, who, you know,
all due respect to the half
orc, is really pulling her own.
She has what looks to be
the leader of the humans
pinned down and is raining blows upon him,
but it looks like the
other four humans are
pretty much ready to pounce on her,
so do you choose to engage?
What's going on here?
- She seems unfairly outnumbered.
I wanna engage and pull
her out of the fight.
- Okay, well one of the humans
spies you from the corner,
sees that you're about to jump in on this.
He recognizes that you
were sitting at this table
with these two little fellas.
- I told them to stay out of sight!
- Well, he spots them.
He's seen the crew you're
rollin' deep with and he said
"Oh, you are your friends
want some too, huh?"
- Here's the thing, I felt
like I needed to tap dance
on this table.
It looked like it would
be good for my shoes.
- Well Steve, I don't
blame you for being you.
You do you, Steve.
- God dammit, Steve.
- You do you.
- God dammit.
- That was wonderful, what a
friendship is growing here.
- You're really starting to piss me off.
- Everybody, roll for initiative!
- Okay, I rolled a 12 plus one.
I have 13 initiative.
- I rolled a 17, so I
have plus two and I'm 19.
- I have a 10.
I have an eight plus a two, so a 10.
- Okay.
One of the humans takes his scimitar
and makes a slashing attack at Qezza,
as she was the first to enter the fray.
It's a miss.
- Yeah, it better be.
- He trips over his own
shoelaces and stumbles past you.
Next up is Stephanos.
- You know what?
I take my crossbow and I
peer from around the corner.
I point it straight at the man who just
stumbled past the half orc.
- Uh-huh.
- With my one eye winked
and the other eye open,
went past Steve and I
pull back and I release.
- Yeah, hell yeah, Stephanos!
- I release the bow.
- Hell yeah, Stephanos!
- Okay.
- Get it!
- Roll your d20 there.
- I didn't know you had it in you.
- Rolling my d20 and I
have rolled an, uh-oh,
I roll an eight.
I receive a 12.
- Correct, that's a hit.
Your crossbow hits him
square in the shoulder.
- Hell yeah, get it, Stephanos!
- Steve, look at that!
Look, Steve, you see me?
Steve!
- Roll for damage.
- And I roll a four,
plus two and I hit six.
- You hit six.
The bolt from the
crossbow actually hits him
clear in the throat.
- Yeah, yeah!
- Oh shit.
- Stephanos, get it!
- A curdling of blood
spatters from his new wound
and he drops to the floor,
so he's out, he's down for the count.
- Yeah.
- He's kaput.
- Next up, one of the other
angry, angry humans sees this
and well, he makes a
swing with his scimitar
directly for Stephanos, as a vengeance.
He's screaming, he's not thrilled
that you killed his friend
and that is, unfortunately,
his scimitar does hit you
and it's gonna cause five damage.
It hits you square in the shin.
You're not pleased.
- My man, I'm sorry.
- No worries, mate.
(laughing)
- I didn't mean to get
you hurt in all this,
I was just trying to defend my friend.
- He is laughing,
he's laughing at the damage he caused.
(laughing) Oh, he's pleased with himself.
- Oh, screw this guy.
- Next up, his friend,
who's standing next to him,
he's seeing his friend
with a little victory here
and he's gonna go after the big gal,
so he swings his scimitar, he misses,
so he took a swing for Qezza
and he did not land it.
Qezza, you're up next.
- Excellent.
- Wait, when the hell
do I get to go, here?
- This is how initiative
works, you don't get to go yet.
- Steve, you rolled a very low number,
just take a chill pill and
just watch me writhing in pain.
- Steve, your tap dancing
is what got Stephanos
hit in the shin.
- You know,
why don't you focus on that
wound, 'cause you're bleeding.
- Why don't you come and help me, sir?
(laughing)
- Steve, just hang back.
Okay, I take my great sword
and go right after that guy
who just swung for me.
I go right for his head.
Rolling.
20, I got 20.
- You cut him in half.
- Oh, Jesus.
- Everyone in the bar, before
this, was, sort of, cheering
and really into this fun
brawl that was going on.
Now people are passing out, they're pale,
they're disgusted.
Some people have flecks
of blood on their face.
- Oh no.
- A truly horrifying situation
is occurring right now.
- I'm sorry.
- Jesus.
- It's quite the disaster.
- I didn't mean for this to happen.
- Nice shot.
(laughing)
- Seeing this, the other
two remaining humans
make a run for it, but
there's still one human
trapped under this half orc woman,
as she is beating the pulp out of him.
You can choose to pull
her off, or help her.
You know, clearly this
human is outnumbered,
so now it's your choice if
you wanna be lenient with him,
or just straight up finish him off.
- No, pull her off, pull her off.
- Okay, to pull her off, you
have to do a strength check,
because this is a pretty strong lady.
- Nine.
- Okay, you are successful
in pulling off this orc.
She's very fired up.
She's like "What are you doing?"
And the man with the
eyeballs all over his head,
he manages to, while you're
trying to contain this
fired up half orc, he manages
to run out of the tavern,
so you have successfully
broken up this crazy brawl.
- Oh no, I thought we were
going to catch the man
and learn more information
about this gang of bandits,
but at least we're all safe together.
- I'm just pleased to
have settled things down
and I'm hoping that
cutting a man in a half
won't be taken too negatively,
considering that he attacked me first
and they were clearly bandits, but now,
can I ask her what was going on?
- Yes, absolutely.
- Okay, I wanna talk to her.
- Yeah, she's not thrilled
that you intervened.
You can introduce yourself to her now.
- Okay, what were you doing?
You just caused a huge, what was going on?
- "What was I doing?
"What were you doing?
"I was trying to clean
up the scum of the city,
"that's what I was doing."
- Yeah, but folk like us
already have a bad reputation.
You can't go starting
stuff like this in taverns.
You have to control yourself.
- "Starting stuff in taverns?
"Did you see that guy?
"He had eyeballs all over his head.
"Does that seem like
a guy you wanna know?"
- No, but why were you knowing him?
Why did you have anything to do with him?
- To be fair, I kinda wanna
know him, pretty cool tattoos.
- Steve.
- "Oh, is that all it takes for you,
"just some cool tattoos?
"Well I'll tell you what,
that guy, he's Xanathar scum."
- Yeah, that's a name that
doesn't ring any bells,
but cool tattoos, yeah, I agree.
- "Are you new around here?
"Do you not understand how
things work in this city?"
- Not really, I kinda travel
where the gigs go, you know?
But I will say I do
like dinner and a show.
- "Well I guess you've gotten
your show, that's for sure."
- Indeed, no dinner though.
- She's looking pretty bored.
(laughing)
She lives for the fight, clearly
and you took away her
entertainment for the day.
Any last words that you'd
like to exchange with her?
- Is there any more
information to be gained about
who that guy was, why
he was worth beating up,
or is she just looking for fights?
- Roll a charisma check.
- Charisma plus two, six.
- Yeah, she doesn't seem like
she's all that interested
in filling you in on this.
She says "Look, if you don't
know your way around this city,
"that's not my problem.
"Why don't you spend a little time here?
"Get to know how this place works.
"Meanwhile, I'm gonna go treat myself
"to a drink at the bar, thanks."
She walks off.
- Well, this lady can screw.
I remember that Stephanos
is bleeding from the shins
and we need to address that.
- Yes, you know, I think I'm okay,
I'll be okay, but could use a mighty fine
number of band aids for my legs.
- It looks like he got a booboo.
(laughing)
- There's a little bit of blood
that's dropped onto your
forehead there, Steve.
- What?
Oh yeah, I guess so, gross!
Where's that barkeep?
Fetch me a towel.
- Ooh, alcohol.
- "What's going on?
"What are you guys doing over here?
"That's vile.
"What the hell happened?
"Another day in The
Yawning Portal, I guess.
"It's how things go around here."
- Yeah, you got a lot of
people getting cut in half
in your establishment?
- "Here and there.
"Do we have a mop over here?
"Can we get that mopped?
"Thank you."
- You're just gonna mop
away the half the corpse?
- Kind sir, would also
happen to have any wraps
or band aids, or anything that
could help me to function.
- What the hell's a band aid?
- "Got something back there.
"I'm not sure what band aid is.
"Is that like a drummer, or a--"
- I got some drums, if you want those.
- "Now there's a band aid, I tell you.
"Yeah, we'll get some wraps for you,
"we'll send them over to the table.
"Sorry about the interruption folks,
"we'll have your drinks
out in just a minute."
He leaves you to the table again.
- I would love to do a
perception check, at this point.
Oh no, oh no, I've rolled a two.
- I'll tell you, you know,
your roll of two perception,
you can just take a glance around,
you're not gonna gain too
much insight about this room,
but what you can tell of this tavern,
it's a wide open space,
there's many floors to it
and in the center of all of this
is a 40 foot hole, basically,
that appears to go down into the ground.
There's a pulley that people
are being lowered into it on,
but otherwise, most people
don't seem to be paying
too much mind to this giant hole
and are just drinking their drinks.
- Yeah, I think I'd like to
do a perception check too.
- You sure?
- I wanna see what's in that hole.
- Steve, you don't trust my perception?
What was that all about?
- No.
- Actually, if one of you
is skilled in history,
you might be able to.
- Yeah, all right, let's do the history.
Looks like I got 13 plus one is 14.
- That's what I'm talking about!
(laughing)
- Stephanos, sorry,
Steve, oh God, all right.
- Unbelievable.
It's not even that hard
to remember, it's Steve.
- Steve, you're searching your memory now
and you seem to recall
reading about this tavern
back in the day.
You recall that The Yawning
Portal sits above an entrance
to Undermountain, which is
this, sort of, a dungeon
beneath the city of Waterdeep.
- So a portal?
- In a sense, yes, it
is a portal of sorts.
You recall that, yes, this is, sort of,
a place where adventurers
tend to descend into the pits
of a pretty scary place, quite frankly
and that's what you remember.
- Well, I am eager to
find out more about that
and find out if the man I
killed actually deserved it.
- Well, apparently there's
some kind of organization here
in the city, that's may
be up to no good, so yeah,
we need to just go down this
hole and see what's going on.
I know, maybe we--
- I will say,
let me just reveal why
I am here, actually.
I never told you this,
but I was in my town and
the church actually sent
me on a mission, in saying
"You will enter some sort of dark world
"and you'll be needed in this
space, to help your friends,"
and I think that it's my
calling to be with you
and to go into this dark space together.
I just wanted to let you know that.
- What is it, like a fortune
cookie, or something?
- The great lord of this earth
had actually told me this.
- Oh, I see.
- Are you certain?
I feel like this may be
something I should do
and you guys should stay
up here, where it's safer.
It doesn't feel like this is--
- Listen Qezza, I don't
know what you're saying,
but I think you're gonna
need a little bit of help.
I have been equipped with
some magic, some spells,
some curing, I can pray,
I can do many things
and at the very least, you
saved my life, let me help you.
- Okay.
- I'll say this about the hole.
As you can see it, it is not
so much a hole, as a, you know,
it's 40 feet wide and you really
can't see the bottom of it,
so it's not quite something
that one of you would
go down in on your own.
It would be a big journey, I'll say that.
- Right, right.
I don't see the benefit
in them joining me,
but Stephanos has made a good point,
I see his value, I would
like to have you along.
Steve, what do you stand
to gain down there?
- Eh, I don't really know.
I'm kinda curious and bored, to be honest.
I just checked my Google
cal, looks like I got nothing
coming up the next week, so
yeah, I'll go in the hole
if you'll have me, have a little fun.
I'm down for a little adventure.
- Steve, he's quite comedic
relief for the group
and he's made me laugh
a few times, I will say.
He's a very funny man.
I think he's very, very funny.
- I wish I could say the same for you.
I will say that I know some
spells and whatnot, so yeah,
maybe you could use me
down that hole, I dunno.
- What do you know how to spell?
Do you know how to spell you name?
- It's very good, that's a
good joke, very, very funny.
I'm doubled over with laughter
right now, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, I meant it's magic, dummy!
Yeah, I know some spells
that might be helpful
and you know, also I
have several instruments
that I could play, too.
If you guys wanna hear a little tune,
or need a little mood music,
if you're chopping
people in half and stuff,
you might want a little soundtrack
to kick some ass to, you know?
- Yeah, all right.
- Love it, love it very much,
love it with all my heart and
all my soul, love it, Steve.
Let's do this, let's do this, team!
We got this, you're our new family now!
- All right.
- I give us three days.
- Thank you for being my family.
- All right, in my enthusiasm
to figure this out,
I pick them both up
and start to carry them
towards the hole.
- I've always wanted a
piggyback ride from a giant.
- All right, you approach the
hole and as I said earlier,
there appears to be some
sort of pulley system
where people are going down.
Durnan, who is the
proprietor of this place,
the bearded man who seated
you and is serving you,
he walks over to you and
stops you in your tracks
and he says "Whoa there folks.
"Where do you think you're going?"
- I'm going into the hole.
- Did you not see the
encounter I just had?
I need to track down those bandits
and find out their origin
and I need to know more.
- "Yes, I did see you
fight those humans, yes,
"and you think you're ready
to go down in the hole."
- Yes.
- "And you're gonna take these
two little fellas with ya?"
- Yes, I'm gonna take the
little fellas with me.
- Excuse me, let me chime
in for just a moment.
Little fellas, I don't like the way
that you're referring to myself.
I'm not a little fella,
I'm just a halfling.
- "Well, now, how tall are
you exactly, little boy?"
- Quite tall for my species, actually.
I'm a three foot six halfling.
- "Oh boy, I was gonna say I
could fit you in my pocket."
- Can I intimidate this man?
He's starting to piss me off
talking mean about my friends.
- Yes, roll for intimidation.
- I got a 16.
- So he is clearly intimidated.
He says "Whoa, whoa, okay, look, look,
"you don't have to get all angry with me.
"You have to understand,
I run a business here.
"I've got people, and sure,
someone got cut in half just now
"and I don't feel great about that.
"It's not good for the PR, but--"
- Yeah and having a big ass
hole in your restaurant is?
- "Now, now, now, that's just a feature,
"but I'm gonna put this big ass
padlock on this pulley wheel
"to make sure that you
folks can't get down there
"and that's something
that I do because I care
"and that's the thing here
at The Yawning Portal,
"we care--"
Suddenly, Durnan is interrupted.
Shouts of alarm suddenly ring out,
as a hulking creature
climbs out of the shaft
in the middle of the tap room,
a monster with warty, green skin,
a tangled nest of wiry black hair,
a long, carrot shaped
nose and bloodshot eyes,
as it bares it's yellow teeth and howls.
You can see that the
half-dozen bat like creatures
are attached to it's body,
with three more circling
above it, like flies.
Everyone in the tavern reacts in fear,
except for the barkeep,
Durnan, who shouts "Troll!"
And that'll be our cliff
hanger for this week.
- Aw, man!
- Wait, so we are not
rolling for initiative?
- We're not rolling for initiative,
I dunno if we even need
to include that or not.
- That was pretty good, I
wanna see what that monster is.
- Yeah, I'm all about seeing
what that monster is now, man.
- Also, this old guy sucks.
- Durnan?
- Durnan sucks.
- He's a sweet guy.
Look, he's just, you know,
he's running a business, man.
- He has a big ass hole in his restaurant
that's filled with trolls in it.
- Why would he build a tavern over a hole
where trolls come out of?
- Well, I mean, why is the sky blue?
- Those aren't the same,
those aren't the same thing.
- The hole was always
there, or the hole appeared?
- I don't have to answer for these things,
also, we're not in the game anymore,
the session has concluded.
I guess you'll have to
find out more next time.
- That's a good teaser, Shane, well done.
- Well, thanks for joining
us for our very first session
of Social Distancing and
Dungeons and Dragons.
We're all working through
this, so if we've done anything
horribly incorrectly this
week, please let me know,
as the DM.
Tune in next week to find out what happens
with that big old troll
and we'll see you then.
- Bye.
- Bye.
(dramatic music)
