Tonight! Another page will be carved in freestyle history!
6 wins in a row
Last boss, Kaneda Tomoko!
But there's a new shocking absolute force that is on the move!
A fresh newbie seiyuu rapper
Challenger, Shirai Yusuke!
Against an older woman, will he be able to take the candy, no, the victory?
Freestyle KaneDungeon!
This narration is delivered by me, Kimura Subaru
Today's challenger is... him!
- Going first, yeah!
- Yeah~
- First up is him, Shirai Yusuke!
- I'm finally here!
Okay, and on this side there's her!
- Kaneda Tomoko!
- Yeah!
Well then, let's start
- We're starting right off the bat?
- Let's start
- So suddenly?
- Are you ready?
- W-well, isn't it fine?
- Alright, let's start!
- Starting from me?
- Yeah, cause you're going up first
Okay
Let's go! Crush it!
Yo! Yo! I heard from a legend that you're a monster?
No, no, rather than a monster you look like a rare animal
I'm not some rare animals
Do you know? I'm shadow beast (inju), yes, that indecent animal! (*refers to HxH or Edogawa Rampo's Inju)
Tonight, my prey is you!
Come on-oh, you're dancing!
- Alright, alright, eh?
- Yeah, yeah, ye-ye-yeah!
- So you're going to intrude me like that? Fine, I'll crush you!
- What? What? What? You're gonna continue?
- Yeah!
- Yeah! What the hell is inju?
Do you mean a parrot (inko)?
You're a parrot!
I'm a pigeon!
I'm more superior than you!
If I hit you, you'll cry, yay!
Boom! boom! boom! If you want me to dance, I'll do that
You're a parrot, right!
A parrot is so annoying and so chatty
Pii-pii-pii, it said! I'm just gonna peck your back!
No, no, I'm not a parrot!
- I'm a bigger bird, for example, like a shoebill
- Eh? Huh?
It doesn't give a shit to anything
- How about you? You just keep wriggling, oi, oi, even compared to a bird...
- Ah-tah! Ah-ta-tah! Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah!
- Aren't you just a small bagworm?
- Ah, you're so noisy! I said it's my turn now!
- Ha-ha-ha, what do you mean?
You got no chill, just like a little bird
Are you a bird's prey, an insect?
- Eh, then...
- You can just intrude my turn too! Instead I'll take and intrude yours
My turn is mine!
Your turn is also mine!
Hey, hey, that's Giant basically, though?
- Giant is already here (KimuSuba LOL)
- I'm Giant! ME ME ME ME!
- "Me me me", you're just saying things you want
- I'm Giant, I'm Giant!
I'm Giant, I'm Giant!
- I'm Giant, I'm Giant
- She's Giant now...
- I'm Giant, you know, YAY!
- YAY!
Eh, what's this?
- Ah?
- Eh?
- Eh, what?
- Huh, what's wrong?
This is KaneDungeon, though?
- Eh...
- So this is KaneDungeon?
- That's right
- Freestyle KaneDungeon's battle has ended and...
- It's free, don't you know!
- Then...
- It's free!
- Please calm down, calm down
- F-Free?
- Please calm yourselves
Alright, so...
Let's get on with the judgment
You have judgment here?
Here we go, let's judge!
This is a tense moment
- They're seriously judging...
- Of course!
- Serious-eh?
- They're deliberating really hard
Well then, the judges, please!
Red, red, red, red, critical! The winner is Kaneda Tomoko!
- Yey, yey, yey! Ye-ye-yey!
- She's so happy!
- She's really happy
- Hurray!
- You're that happy?
- Hurray, I won!
- Of course I'm happy
- You are?
- Ah.
- I'm happy!
Nice to meet you.
- Who are you?
- Hello, I'm Shirai Yusuke
Who's this? Who is this?
"Who"? You should know by now!
