Kourtney shut up
Come here for a second. Let me smack you across the face.
You need to get your **** wet that badly then get your what
I had a baby blue shirt on
get your f**** d**** wet. And there you go. Oh boy
You know what I'm not mad at that you kind of deserve that
you're so easy to piss off
You're so easy to make insecure wait till I tell you about her fat ass at
Dinner, I love that the voice changes when you talk to him. Oh my god. Do you want me to talk super loud?
And no, but you just have a you're so nice to him. You're literally the biggest bitch to us
hey guys, so
We're gonna go to dinner now. I feel like I'm such a different person like my voice was so much different
I was like, this is Kim. No way dumber
You're like, I'm so excited. We're doing The Hollywood Reporter. My sisters are not on the cover. It's just me
Today in the middle like side thing in the back
I
Know like we've been
Fighting a lot recently and just like the whole thing in the closet. Like I just want to say, I'm sorry
I'm trying to
human being right now
Really
My limits talking to me this way and hanging up in my face, but I would rather talk to myself
Talk to you
Okay, okay
Could not send Courtney. What is up with your Wi-Fi you have this big-ass house and you can't afford a Wi-Fi box out here
it's not about affording it's about
radiation
You're gonna die. Anyway, you understand that right die with a good snapchat going through
Okay, you're not getting rid of all these I
show Chloe all the stuff that
Kanye's
Stylist have kind of like pulled out of my closet to get rid of
Their Khloe's freaking out and maybe it was a bad idea to have her come over here and see
Everything that I'm gonna get rid of, you know, I love these, you know, he said they are so ghetto
I love girls but you got to have a little ghetto in your leg atencion atencion
Know what you said?
It's the witch Kris Jenner. Just get it those gold things are those like ceramic?
Those are Jeff Koons. I don't know. What a Jeff Koons is. He's famous for the balloon dog
You need to go to art like an art class
Just because I'm not as knowledgeable as you you should have turn your nose up
You should be like well, Chloe Jeff Koons says instead of making me feel less than and uneducated
My mom has not known about art for years and years. She's just learning about art, which is great
But you can't art shame people just because they know less than you
I'm your daughter and your art shaming me and it's me and I don't understand why people like to make everyone feel like
Sorry, it's a Jeff Koons
Watch TV like no one cares you don't get an award because you watch less TV you guys are so
Dysfunctional and I don't know if this is like something you guys do is foreplay nuts Kim
What are you doing going down?
Go to my kayak yes or no, so not funny. All right
Kim don't sit like that. Your boobs are so huge. Yeah, but they're so awesome
Get ready to make a sweet message. Yeah what exactly am I said just say anything?
You remember the names of the last seat presidents Obama right I
Don't know good job proud of you take me seven from
107 from 93 what?
That was a calculators are for name as many animals as you can in a minute chicken pig horse giraffe zebra
Lion, tiger bear the fact that I can't answer some of these questions is truly humiliating
but animals
I'm a pro. This is a prank and when you picked it out
Why would you buy this it's a childlike hand put those in here just bring the whole thing and put it in here
The fact that you're picking that up you
Like
Your voice a little too loud for me no
What do you use those nails for like can openers
Why didn't you ever sleep with someone who would want to khloe kardashian look-alike contest I
Never would have got this dolled up to go to the freakin sandy beach. It's a joke
There's no chairs up here, what are you doing? I need to stand on some hard ground
Oh, most people don't wear six-inch Louboutins to the beach, who is this Nancy person it's one of Kourtney's friends. I
Feel like I would really know who this Nancy person is
Because I know everyone who don't know every single friend of ours. Yeah, I do. No, you don't
So who is Nancy?
Just some annoying judgmental hooker. I
Got woken up because you know how like, I'm kind of like psychic
Yes, yeah psychic
Psychic-ish should you just go in there and pee?
Stop it. I told you cut it out. You should buy yellow sunglasses mom
And why might that be my darling gonna go with your new wardrobe that you buy?
A yellow collection. Do you want to buy Rob that painting cuz you know him a little better than I do
How often do you see corn
He was helping me with stuff for you and for your birthday what
Cornelius, why don't you tell me your wife died
Yes, but it's not yours, huh, they don't be like why like
People think we're so weird already
Many people does it take to get you a village, honey
Under people the mediocre village. How many legs does it take to get to the center of?
misgender
Yes, what
Are you telling me that if you don't have sex you can still get pregnant
Yes, because sperm lives inside the vagina for three days who taught you this
She went to school and you should be happy your daughter
It has an education especially sex ed you obviously didn't that's why you have multiple baby daddies and thousands of children
Just to be on a segment on your app makes me so
Lubricated you have no idea
Take a girl to dinner before you just her up. The ass was that about is such a family deal
Yes old David at least got a girl drunk or something. I'll let some champagne not right now
You don't even deserve this one what
This will show her not to mess with us again
Are you gonna get two cakes to the face Chris? This is bad behavior. We're big and we're bad
And we're hungry
This is the best part if you want a piece no, I don't want a piece I have
Take up my nostrils. You guys are both grounded here is scam artists and we
