Nothin' like the great
outdoors, huh, pop ?
No.
Pop, can we talk,
teenager to teenager ?
See, I met this girl.
She's pretty special.
She's moving out of the hood
in a couple of days, and I'm
thinking about going with her.
[ scoffs ]
man, who is this girl ?
Her name's dashiki.
Dashiki from over there
on penetration avenue ?
Oh, come on, pop !
Don't tell me you
slept with her too.
Oh, no, no.
It ain't nothin'
like that, son.
She sure could
suck a dick, though.
What ?
Oh, nothing, son.
Go ahead.  Tell me
about this girl.
Anyway, I think
I'm in love.
So, what ?
You knockin' boobs yet ?
Yeah.
Hold on.
You use a condom ?
No.
Good !  That's my boy !
That's my boy !
Yo, never use condoms, son.
They take away all the feelin'.
Yeah.  Only thing is,
now she's pregnant.
- I don't know what to do.
- [ scoffs ]  man, look.
Let me give you
the same advice
my father gave me, all right ?
Give up hope.
Look at me.
Dreams are for suckers.
Ain't no future for you.
And don't think about
gettin' no job, tray,
'cause a black man
ain't got no place
in the work force.
So let me get this straight.
What you trying to say is,
don't get caught up
in the white man's system...
Of self-perpetuating
unemployment...
And wind up trying
to survive on welfare checks
and food stamps, right ?
Wrong, man !
Hell, ain't nothing wrong
with no welfare check.
That's called free money.
Hell, our family survived
six generations on it.
Thanks, pop.
You always know
what to say, man.
I thought you knew, boy.
My boy tray.
Gettin' himself some sex.
Yeah.
See, man, right over here.
Gettin' locked up
in the city ain't the same.
