
Hindi: 
India ne kahaki hum 26 January pe apni Parade nikaalte hain
Hum apne hathiyaar dikhaate hain kyunki
Hamare padosi haraami hain
Dekho ye rahi Prithvi
Agar Haramipan kiya to de denge
Ye Prithvi hai
Ye Agni hai
Ye zameen ke oopar vala hai
Ye zameen ke neeche wala hai
Ye Paani ke andar de deti hai
Submarine ko
China vale keh rahe hain toh kyahua
Saare nut bolt to hamare lagey hain
Bhai mujhe ek baat bata
Rampuriya chaaku agar main 
Rampur ke aadmi ke pait mein doonga
To kya lagega nahin kya
America keh raha hai
Ki Hum parade nikalenge
Donald Trump said
Actually said this
Ki vobhi parade nikalega
Maine kaha ki tumhein kya zaroorat hai
Parade nikaalne ki

English: 
India ne kahaki hum 26 January pe apni Parade nikaalte hain
Hum apne hathiyaar dikhaate hain kyunki
Hamare padosi haraami hain
Dekho ye rahi Prithvi
Agar Haramipan kiya to de denge
Ye Prithvi hai
Ye Agni hai
Ye zameen ke oopar vala hai
Ye zameen ke neeche wala hai
Ye Paani ke andar de deti hai
Submarine ko
China vale keh rahe hain toh kyahua
Saare nut bolt to hamare lagey hain
Bhai mujhe ek baat bata
Rampuriya chaaku agar main 
Rampur ke aadmi ke pait mein doonga
To kya lagega nahin kya
America keh raha hai
Ki Hum parade nikalenge
Donald Trump said
Actually said this
Ki vobhi parade nikalega
Maine kaha ki tumhein kya zaroorat hai
Parade nikaalne ki

Hindi: 
Tumhare to product ki testing
logon pe ho chuki hai pehle hi
Arey ye video mein dekho
Ye tel ke kue inke paas phata tha
Jo 2 hazaar aadmi marey thhey
Ye slatey vala
Ye kala vala hamare aadmi Syria mein chala rahey hain
And WTF is God bless America
If at all it should be God Bless Iraq
Vietnam
Syria
Afghanistan
WTF is God Bless America
Kaaheko
Tumhari first world problems hain
Problem kya hai?
Ye burrito theek nahin bana
Maaro Mexican ko pakadke
Roti ke andar rajma chawal lappet ke
Mayonnaise daalna tha
Vo bhi theek se hua nahin tumse
Deewaar bana Deewaar bana Chalo
Hamare yahan to bhayya log ko pata chala ki
Mexico mein deewaar bana raha hai
To UP mein tayyari shuru ho gayee

English: 
Tumhare to product ki testing
logon pe ho chuki hai pehle hi
Arey ye video mein dekho
Ye tel ke kue inke paas phata tha
Jo 2 hazaar aadmi marey thhey
Ye slatey vala
Ye kala vala hamare aadmi Syria mein chala rahey hain
And WTF is God bless America
If at all it should be God Bless Iraq
Vietnam
Syria
Afghanistan
WTF is God Bless America
Kaaheko
Tumhari first world problems hain
Problem kya hai?
Ye burrito theek nahin bana
Maaro Mexican ko pakadke
Roti ke andar rajma chawal lappet ke
Mayonnaise daalna tha
Vo bhi theek se hua nahin tumse
Deewaar bana Deewaar bana Chalo
Hamare yahan to bhayya log ko pata chala ki
Mexico mein deewaar bana raha hai
To UP mein tayyari shuru ho gayee

Hindi: 
Arrey kaaha rrey Lalua
Arey rojgar ka opportunity aa raha
Phone kar
Donald ko Phone karenge
Hello Donaaald …
Hello ...
Who is that ?
Arrey hum Sharma bol rahehain Bambayee se
Arey tohra dekho bees bees rupaya ka
bahut burger khareed kekhaye thhey
Peela vala dukaan se laal joota kesaath baith-ta hai
Sab mota ho jata hai kha karke
VoheeHaan
Suna deewar banane ka koshish kar raha hai
Bhayya bhateeja sab ko le kar ke aajaatey hain
Visa laga do
Arey pagla Libiya se nahin Bambayee se bol rahe hain
Haan arrey sabko le karke
Arrey Mexican bhi bhayya log hee hai
Roti ke andar Rajma Chawal dabake kharaha hai
Humre hee gaaon ka hai
Haan
Dedh sau saal pehle chhath pooja ke dauran
Kucch bhayya log Ganga ji mein kooda raha
Vaheen se samadar mein tairke Mexico pahunchgaya
BhayyaHeeHai
Arre yaa karke Majoori kar lenge

English: 
Arrey kaaha rrey Lalua
Arey rojgar ka opportunity aa raha
Phone kar
Donald ko Phone karenge
Hello Donaaald …
Hello ...
Who is that ?
Arrey hum Sharma bol rahehain Bambayee se
Arey tohra dekho bees bees rupaya ka
bahut burger khareed kekhaye thhey
Peela vala dukaan se laal joota kesaath baith-ta hai
Sab mota ho jata hai kha karke
VoheeHaan
Suna deewar banane ka koshish kar raha hai
Bhayya bhateeja sab ko le kar ke aajaatey hain
Visa laga do
Arey pagla Libiya se nahin Bambayee se bol rahe hain
Haan arrey sabko le karke
Arrey Mexican bhi bhayya log hee hai
Roti ke andar Rajma Chawal dabake kharaha hai
Humre hee gaaon ka hai
Haan
Dedh sau saal pehle chhath pooja ke dauran
Kucch bhayya log Ganga ji mein kooda raha
Vaheen se samadar mein tairke Mexico pahunchgaya
BhayyaHeeHai
Arre yaa karke Majoori kar lenge

English: 
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen 
My name is Sundeep Sharma

Hindi: 
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen 
My name is Sundeep Sharma
