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while play and today we are looking at
ten inappropriate toys for kids toys are
supposed to be for kids right but these
toys I don't think any kids should be
playing with these so let's just jump
right into it side them up is the my
lucky mail slipper troll doll oh come
on now I used to have a troll doll a
little kid my mom got me a troll doll
when I was like 14 years old it was one
that had a guitar that I play the guitar
so I made a lot of sense but who do you
get the lucky mail slipper troll doll
for and what kids should even know what
that is oh I see it's approximately six
inches tall that's what all the guys say
it's approximately six inches age
recommendations three and up come on
who's gonna give a three-year-old this
that is so bad mommy what's the mail
slipper? I think you can just avoid that
conversation for as long as possible
what's next a new Channing Tatum movie
for three-year-olds Magic Mike the
babysitter
let's meet you wow those are some nice
red tighty whities I've seen enough of
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and the next toy that is inappropriate
for kids is the moral John's eggplant
loungers pool float 100 inches by 39
inches okay so we got a girl in a very
scantily clad bathing suit I couldn't
think of the return there for a second
an eggplant hmm now I did not think this
was inappropriate but my friend says
eggplants mean something ah but I do not
know what that means what does the
eggplant emoji meanwhile it's like
already a most popular search eggplant
yes it looks like okay there are a
number of vegetable emojis that look
like you know what for you to pick from
on the vast emoji keyboard but this one
takes the carrot cake ah now I get it
guys I am just so innocent minded I
didn't even know that that's what the
eggplant was meaning now it does seem a
little more inappropriate to have a girl
in a bathing suit holding on to an
eggplant nothing to see here teenage
boys moving
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inappropriate toy opening and the next
inappropriate toy for children is poopy
head cars came the game were tougher to
always wins I love it try to beat your
opponent in this dirty action game two
to four players ages six and up come on
since six euros be playing with
poopyhead stuff poopy head out now
available poopyhead card game the game
were number two always wins all must
play their cards on a pile keeping in
mind that they played the right order
toilet poop paper wash your hands all of
this this is an educational game of
teaching kids to wash their hands after
going number two once a player cannot
play a card he immediately pushes the
whoopee cushion now whoever has the most
cars left will need to place a poo on
his head after five games the player
with the most poo on his head lose it I
think people are running out of games to
invent Baba you know what let's order it
anyway poopy hey the game we're number
two always win
dhaka does not look happy i guess he
does have a big pile of poop on his head
so i won't be too happy either as usual
we've got a choking hazard you don't
want to be choking on poop now do we and
look at that they even made the playing
time 20 minutes that's a great length of
time to take a poop 2 plus players I
don't know about you but I like to take
a poop in private ok ok let's open this
game up and see what we had all right
we've got some poopy head game rules
here oh look at those little poops let's
try one of these poops down here these
are the poops you wearing your head I
guess when you lose or you lose by
getting too much poop on your head so
let me look you know if I were single
and I had a blind date to go on I think
I might just wear one of these poops on
my head just to see what happens huh got
the deck of poop playing cards here and
the game certainly could not be complete
without a whoopee cushion let's see how
well this thing first there we go that's
what I'm talking about you sit on it
there it is ha kind of a short quick
burst of a fart isn't it I i I'd prefer
a more long elongated part I'll show you
guys how far it's done okay ready well I
can do better than that hey hang on mmm
yeah that's how the whoopee cushions
should sound and I can do this and this
you didn't know I was so talented did
you hmm ok now i understand that books
like everybody poops teaches children
like a healthy mindset about natural
bodily functions but do we have to turn
poop into a game of laughs for the
entire family i mean do you want your
children's happiest memories to all be
associated with poo
friends there is a time and a place for
poo and maybe we should stay with that
message and our next inappropriate toy
for children is the toilet trouble game
oh man another game about going to the
bathroom hilarious game for kids and
families so another game about going to
the bathroom I'm just not sure about the
image on this box toilet trouble and
it's got a kid having a real good time
with his face in the toilet get you
slash draw some water he is waiting you
happy look at that guy which flesh will
cause the gush okay guys I don't know
about you but when I go to the bathroom
I don't turn around put my face in the
toilet and then flush the toilet good
we'll see what happens Wow look at this
caution side caution to avoid injury use
only clean tap water so don't use actual
real dirty toilet water all come on
what's with this game it's playing it
too safe man well you guys know how I
love my toilet humor it's in a more
toilet trouble let's open this package
up and see what we got wait a second I
wanted toilet trouble and this sent me
poopy head again what do i need to poopy
head games for hey toilet trouble a
video music toilet
oh I think if they got a three out of
question three times hahahaha thankin
got nailed in the face oh you got lucky
as the girl she's got a budget fight is
won she's gonna get it she got it right
in the face that it that's the whole
game bathrooms are not playgrounds okay
think about it do we really want our
children to be confused between a
bathroom toilet and a sprinkler okay our
next toy for children that should not be
for children is the United States are a
draw what is no you we don't want
children playing with attack drawns oh
my goodness that is horrible drawn
shoots darts by pushing a button to
darts included oh man wow wow wow wow I
can't believe they made a Toyota's who
thought it was a great idea to make a
toy out of this oh my god United States
Army don't waste your hard-earned money
these are putts a deck too small to even
find the package of all of them in the
box don't waste your money okay I was
expecting a review of like oh why is
this being made for children oh gosh now
you can fly a drone from South Dakota
all the way to package stan toy is so
inappropriate guys I just have to order
it oh the US Army wrong places let's
blow some things up well like Revere was
to waited this thing is pretty small
here this is the real deal though we can
see it is the official license from the
US Army since we did the US Army start
making toys maybe they have for a long
time I don't know let's open this toy up
and see what we have inside okay we have
our action figure here with poseable
arms and legs here we have our flying
drawn which is a remote controlled
flying vehicle and I do see a little
spot here to add some darts
oh wow lots of little tools here I don't
know if you guys can see this I mean
lots of little weapons i can kind of
punch out here and gone a gun=m with a
scope a little tiny hand gum looks like
an oozy of some sorts a walkie-talkie
there here's a real big gum check this
one out oh I lose it already who almost
lost it guys that reviewer was right
these things are small let's get a gum
in his hands huh it's perfect look at
that why do I need a gum when I've got a
drawn to blow stuff up with Wow okay so
let's put a dart into trouble I can't
believe it made this toy guys oh it's
spring-loaded so I pushed the dart in
there's a little button here to press
and it'll shoot out let's try it wow
that shoots with some force let me try
that again I'll show from this angle
this time so here's the drone here's the
here's the ball is stick miss will top that
baby in there let's back up Rose need to
be able to hit up from really far away I
can barely see you I can't tell if
that's an in surge meant with a miss I'll
launch her or buca five
and the next inappropriate toy for kids
that really shouldn't be for kids is the
sure wells Friday the 13th part 3 Jason
hockey or deluxe mask khaki-colored the
manufacturers recommended age is three
years and up because yeah the movie
Friday the 13th the perfect for any
three-year-old they won't have any
nightmares or anything at all well you
know I've always been a big fan of
friday 13 so I'm old enough for this one
let's go ahead and order it it's Jason
the thing was pretty cool actually it's
really hard good quality there we go try
this baby on I like it I like it let me
give you a close-up look of it here lots
of holes for breathing and it's got a
nice elastic strap here to fit any size
head I'm sure let's become Jason
actually pretty comfortable yeah i think
the age of three is the perfect age to
spark a child's interest in nerd herders
cereal kiln her movie slash movies might
as well just get all of the boots and
all of the bluff out of the way while
they're still young enough to play
Hungry Hippos
I mean I watched slash movies when I
was three years old and I turned out
normal and the next inappropriate toy
for kids that really shouldn't be four
kids at all is the blue real pregnant
doll suits mom doll have a baby in her
tummy for Barbie dolls that is a tongue
twister what do we got here oh my gosh
look at this picture what there's a hole
cut out of her stomach what is that like
an egg right there and then a baby okay
I mean I am all for educating kids at
all but as long as it's not done in a
confusing matter I mean what is this
gonna do it's going to teach kids where
babies come from that they come from an
oral from your belly and I like how this
toy pretend that nip wills don't exist and
other certain parts of the body don't
exist yet they're showing you where
babies come from talk about selective
information am I really ordering this
toy guys am i ordering it am I gonna
order a doll a baby pregnant beauty doll
let's go for it okay what came in the
mail today okay it just comes like this
just a little plastic bag so it says van
do you know the toy if i remember
correctly on the amazon item it said for
Barbie dolls I think we just wanted to
put the word Barbie in there this is not
a Barbie doll at all all right let's
open her up okay all right so oh I see
so the extra dress is for when she's no
longer pregnant I think I all rights to
check her out she's got a nice baby bump
there I really don't want to take our
clothes from I'm ordering inappropriate
toys but I do I need to make this an
inappropriate video too okay fine let's
do it for you guys I'm gonna do what I
don't want to do okay we're gonna check
out how babies are made we gift up the
dress and what do you know why she just
have a belly button how our baby's born
pretty sure you just go like this with
your arms and you go one two three and
I'm baby pops out whoa okay let's get
that baby out of there come on out baby
hey up a happy-looking baby
congratulations you just had a baby with
a shirt on or maybe that's not a shirt
maybe that's just where the the legs
meet the body I thought it was perfect
t-shirt ah but the baby is wearing
lipstick it's one of those new
genetically modified babies they come
out with already lipstick and what they
called mascara mascara on a designer
baby you know I'm saying okay well
Barbie put your dress back on you just
had your baby there you go now you can
put on your other dress I'm not going to
do that for you you can do that in the
privacy of your own home thank you very
much I've had enough playing with dolls
let's move on to the next toy we got
another inappropriate toy here for kids
it is the smart task can I see how they
get away with saying gas because sass is
a donkey okay guys I'm not swearing I'm
saying donkey okay because sass and
donkey are the same thing so what do we
get with this tin think fast talk first
to win I was a game okay play smart task
from university university games while
they're trying to sound like they're all
legit smart people play our games the
game where it's okay to yell out the
answer even when it's not your turn be
the first to answer the who what where
am I questions and move closer to being
the ultimate smart donkey available for
two or more players ages 12 and up okay
okay so it's not so much the language of
this game that I have a problem with but
it's the teaching kids how to be a
smart as I mean nobody likes a smart as
I mean there's that there's a big
difference between someone who acts like
a jerk to someone who has a sarcastic
sense of humor and just pokes fun at
their friends or maybe gross their
friends because the truth is guys nobody
likes a smart as
and that's a perfect way to get your raft
kicked my yes I mean donkey well you
know you're about to enter the most
confusing and challenging part of your
adolescence lives let's teach you how to
be less likable next item next we've got
the wood eats fast food deluxe dinner by
imagination generation um alright so I'm
seeing problems already this is good
food fast okay guys I don't know about
that being good food look at that
burgers fries a cola stack up high
quality wooden burger ingredients and
add classic side creating and stacking
your favorite burger combination refined
fine motor skills Wow just trying to
like sell the sound like no no parent
parents I know it's like I know it's
fast food and all and that's really
unhealthy for little kids to eat but
they're refining their motor skills by
putting them together distributing and
sorting fries and tenders into their
boxes teaches counting and matching and
sets really high goals for the potential
job they could have when they're older
yeah french fries chicken tenders Cola
burger really glad to see you guys added
a fruit and vegetable option to this
meal childhood obesity is not a problem
at all right having forbid that we have
kids like pretending to cook or
pretending to go grocery shopping or
pretending to garden we want them to
pretend to have really bad habits right
from an early age it forgot the toy
cigarettes and i forgot the toy alcohol
hey kids let's play diabetes is super
fun woo
okay this item is a Funko p 0 p Game of
Thrones Jon Snow I mean he sure is cute
but game of throne should kids really be
watching Game of Thrones oh here's a
nice five star review nice little guy
fun little sucker yeah this looks fun
guys let's just go ahead and buy this
one Jon Snow let's open this guy up oh I
thought he was gonna be a bobblehead do
I ribbed his head off I want to break it
okay it's not a bobblehead it's just a
vinyl figure good thing I read that
before ribbon is head off oh look at
this cute little adorable cuddly Jon
Snow action doll for your body Oh mommy
what is game of wrong oh just to show
mommy likes to watch with her brother
dear now go to bed uh yeah I don't know
if cute is the direction we need to go
here marketers I think we'll just stick
with a harry potter you guys are so
inappropriate what do you guys do one
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