Hey, I want to take a moment
to thank Scotch Brand.
They have been sponsoring
our 12 Days Of Giveaways.
And you wouldn't be
here without them.
So everybody say thank
you Scotch Brand.
[APPLAUSE]
Also I wouldn't be here
without Scotch Whisky.
Everybody say thank
you, Scotch Whisky.
[APPLAUSE]
Just a tiny bit.
Scotch Brand is the go-to brand
for all of your gift wrapping
needs.
So I sent my writer, Adam, to
Michael's with Scotch Brand
supplies to offer
free gift wrapping.
We set up hidden cameras,
and here's what happened.
Hello.
Hi, where you have this?
In the bag.
No, no, where you have this?
It's right there.
It's in your bag.
No, in the store.
Yeah, that Garland there.
Yes.
It's in your bag there.
That's part of it, but the
rest of it is in the bag.
I know, but I need this one.
So then you can take it up
to the register and buy it.
I need where you have
this in this store.
I don't have it.
You have it.
I buy it in the other
store, but I'm looking
in this store for this one.
But it looks like
you found it already.
It's right there.
But I need different.
Then why are you
looking for that one
if you need a different one?
There's different ones there.
[LAUGHTER]
Hello.
Can we get these
gift wrapped please?
Yeah, sure.
How long does it take?
It's pretty quick.
Do you want the Express Service.
Yes, please.
They're individually wrapped.
No, no, wait, wait.
That says "Happy
Birthday" though.
What's that?
Yeah, I got to go fast.
No, no, no, no.
It's express.
They're supposed to
be separate, though.
But you said you
wanted it fast, right?
Yeah, I know but--
So we got to do it.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is Christmas.
All right, hold on.
Christmas.
All right, I can
fix it real quick.
You like this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is Christmas.
What is he doing?
It's for your kids.
We'll just do this.
We don't have time to--
we'll do it quick for you.
Real quick.
What's your name?
My name is Michael.
[LAUGHTER]
Who's your manager?
My manager is up front.
He can't make it right now.
Here we go.
Express-- express--
It's supposed to
be three separate--
What's that?
--items.
All right, hold on.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Real quick we'll do it.
We'll wrap that one in there.
Oh, he's not wrapping it, right?
One and done.
And then which wrapping
paper did you want?
Quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
Um, Christmas.
This one?
Christmassy, Christmassy.
No.
Christmassy.
Christmas.
More like--
Paw prints?
Paw prints?
Santa Claus.
Kids love Santa Claus.
OK, you can do that one.
Santa Claus.
All right, let's do it.
So we've got this
one made already.
So we'll put this
one inside here.
We'll do that.
Is that why this is free.
Yeah, because of how fast
and convenient it is.
[LAUGHTER]
Hi, do you guys need any
free gift wrapping today?
[LAUGHTER]
Finally.
[LAUGHTER]
Nope, look, he's gonna
cut the other side.
No!
Why are the doing
free gift wrapping?
Just to help people
out around the holidays
because they know
everybody's in a rush.
So you don't get held
up with gift wrapping.
I actually gift wrap in Arizona.
You gift wrap in Arizona?
Yeah, my grandma gift wraps it.
And then my sister
and I are like--
I don't need to hear all of it.
Here's the purse.
Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, happy holidays.
Yeah, do you guys need any--
They want to gift wrap
this one right here.
You want this wrapped?
Yeah, I can do that.
[MUSIC - LEE PERRY, "ROCKIN'
 AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE"]
(SINGING) Rockin' around
the Christmas tree
at the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung
where you can see.
Every couple tries to stop.
Rockin' around the
Christams tree.
Let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we'll have
some pumpkin pie,
and we'll do some caroling.
You will get a
sentimental feeling
when you hear voices
singing let's be jolly.
Deck the halls with
boughs of holly.
Rockin' around the--
Oh, don't un-do it.
Don't worry.
I'm nowhere near finished yet.
(SINGING) Happy holiday.
Everyone dancing merrily in
the new old-fashioned way.
And done.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my God, you're done?
And then here's your receipt.
Oh, I'll get that.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about that.
I'll get it.
Actually, yeah, can you get it?
Yeah, if you can just put all
of them back in there please.
There you go.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
You're awesome.
I appreciate it.
This guy is not
actually my manager.
He's not my boss.
My boss is Ellen DeGeneres.
And so I don't work here.
[LAUGHTER]
And so there's a
hidden camera up here.
Hi, Ellen.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you guys for
being good sports.
High five!
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, Adam.
And I apologize
everyone at Michael's.
I want to see photos of
your best wrapped gift.
Go to Ellentube and enter our
most gifted rapper contest
for a chance to win $16,000.
And you can buy the best
tape in the wrapping business
with this $100 Visa gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
We'll be back.
