This is to break you in
as a talk-show host.
Thank you so much.
  Is this one of your --
Is this one of
   your millions of dollars?
Oh!
  No.
It's a felt vagina, I believe.
 Yes. It is.
And I know you kind of have,
 like, a little bit
  of a vagina, too.
  I don't -- I don't own
  one of my own,
  except
   in a spiritual sense.
  -Well, that's what I meant.
-Um...
I know that you have
respect for vaginas,
 and that you have
respect for women.
And Amy "Sedarius" --
   "Sedarius,"
that's what I call her --
Amy "Sedarius" brought me that
as a gift on my talk show,
so I thought I would bring it
  to you as a gift
for your talk show.
 [ Applause ]
 This is both lovely
and horrifying at the same time.
   You can pretend
it's a butt.
I mean --
 [ Laughter ]
 Uh, Chelsea,
   they don't look like that
