During the break, we
were talking about
that we're both boring,
we go to bed really early.
Yes.
And then you just said
you went to a Knicks game.
Yeah.
That's not boring.
You go out.
I am very boring.
People who know me are
very disappointed by me.
They expect the
wild man of radio.
And you go out with me and I
sit there like this, you know.
You know what I've
noticed about California--
Tell me.
It's really, it's amazing.
I haven't been here
in like 15, 16 years.
I came out to do a special
radio show for satellite,
for Sirius XM.
And the idea was, they
were building new studios,
and I was going to
inaugurate the studios.
And there was all this hoopla.
So I decided to come out here.
I didn't want to leave my house.
I'm very happy in my house.
I paint pictures.
I eat dinner.
I go to bed at 8 o'clock.
I take Metamucil with my yogurt.
I mean, I'm getting
old This is it.
Are you on Metamucil at all?
No, I'm not.
Let me tell you about this.
I don't need it, thank you.
You don't want it?
Nope, I don't need it.
You get fiber?
Yes, I get fiber.
Do you have full
bowel movements?
Oh, my God.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm trying to help you.
Thank you, I don't
need the help.
You don't want to talk
about your bowel movements?
I'm fine.
All right, you're fine?
Thank you.
You look a little backed up.
[LAUGHTER]
The thing I noticed
about California now,
now that weed is legal,
everyone is high.
I mean, it is unbelievable.
You can't even have
a conversation.
Are you high?
No.
You don't do weed.
I don't smoke pot.
That's it, no weed,
no alcohol, nothing.
No weed, no alcohol.
Me too.
Yeah, that's it.
When I came out here for the
radio show, one of my guys
had never gotten high.
So we brought out
Seth Rogen and Snoop
Dogg, who are experts in weed.
I heard about this.
These guys are ninjas in weed.
I never saw anything
like-- two grown men,
they know more about weed.
They're like Cheech and
Chong for our generation.
Right.
So they sat there and
educated my staff on pot.
And he went out and got high.
And I have to say,
they were very good.
They were mentors.
I thought of it like--
it was like The Voice.
You know what I mean?
They were the two coaches.
They turn around in
the chair and they
sit there and get people high.
But you guys, in California,
have gone absolutely nuts
with the weed.
I could not find one
person who was not high.
I don't-- how many people here--
Who's high?
Who's high here?
Right.
Let's take a look.
[CHEERING]
All right--
Who is high?
There's-- some people--
I don't believe it.
You're high, you're high.
There's more people.
You're high.
You're high.
What did you smoke?
A hybrid.
A hybrid.
All right, so we
have to take a break.
Another-- and back with Howard.
OK.
Wow what excitement
on this show.
Who knew I'd be
getting married today.
You're married again.
So let's talk about the book.
We only have a few minutes left.
It is called Howard
Stern Comes Again.
It is-- it was number
one when it came out
it's going to be
a great Christmas
present, great lessons,
great interviews.
I learned a lot in
this book, because this
is a compilation of all
the people I interviewed.
And I talk about
also what happened
to me, the changes in my life,
in terms of psychotherapy.
And I say in the
book, you know, one
of the best things I learned
about being in therapy--
I learned a lot--
but I did learn this, that
it's really nice to be heard
and listened to.
And what I try to
provide my guests
is a forum where they can be
heard, where we can really
have some kind of
deep discussion
and see where it goes.
Sometimes it's funny.
Sometimes it's deadly serious.
And you know, I tried to
put a compilation together
that really spoke to people.
And hopefully, that'll do it.
And look, I'm hanging
out at Sirius.
Things are going
well over there.
I can't complain.
Nope, you can't.
I went there, there were
three people listening.
And then now we're up to
33 and 1/2 million people.
Got a lot of listeners,
a lot of fans.
This is what's happening.
People love you.
I hope you keep doing it.
The Howard Stern Show airs
exclusively on Sirius XM.
Be sure to check out Howard's
book, Howard Stern Comes Again.
It's available everywhere today.
Great Christmas gift.
And everyone here is
going home with a copy.
I want to thank Howard
Stern for being here.
See you tomorrow.
And be kind to one another.
