Oh yes,  the beaver.
Few animals comprehend the importance of the
preservation of order as much as the
beaver.
This  adaptability makes them quite unique
and valuable within the
animal kingdom, which has allowed our
beaver friends to co-exist alongside
mankind for millennia.
Ut ilizing their high levels of construction and fishing skills,
beavers have designated themselves as the guardians and arbiters of our precious waterways.
Beavers are often found congregating amongst various
oceans wetlands forests tools and swamps,
where they undertake the construction
of massive underwater sunken cities.
These beaver fabrications establish safety
protocols that provide an opportunity for safe harbor,
as well as create a place where beavers can conduct beaver research and gather beaver intelligence.
But why would beavers do this?
Well, for eons and eons it eluded all of
mankind, but scientists now know for certain
the reasoning behind beaver's secrecy and seclusion,
the beavers were preparing for the end of days
The Final Hour ...
THE ZOMBPOCALYPSE.
Realizing the terrible danger humanity was
facing, beavers gathered together to expedite
the cr eation of a network of
underwater intelligence arrays that
spread knowledge throughout the land
via the production of informational videos and guides.
These networks also allowed for the safe collection and
analysis of captured soul bounties, which
were the spiritual energy remnants left
behind by the beasts from the nether
realm, after having been defeated at the
hands of brave humans in the
contaminated fields of evil.
The Beavers' work in the creation and usage of these educational videos and networks,
contributed greatly towards the complete
eradication of evil and spooky scary
things, and assisted in a safeguarding of
all humanity throughout the swamplands
of the American homeland and eventually
acr oss the entire modern world,
with liberty and justice for all.
When beavers are not working on their research, they can often be found,
utilizing t heir knowledge in the production of advanced defensive fortifications.
They make use of their carpentry skills in the assembly of cute traps that protect and serve as markings to guide
and protect human beings in these very chaotic times.
With the help of the exceptionally
kawaii beaver friends,
human beings will surely
defeat these creepy eldritch monsters
threatening the sanctity of our precious
planet.
Unfortunately however, this particular
beaver seems to have stolen my sandwich
from my luncheon pack.
Simply dreadful.
Ten years ago.
Guys guys shhhh!
SPIDER BITE!
SPIDER BITE HURT!
OUCH!
BIG OL' SPIDER!
Spider start slidin' down...
SPIDER DON'T!
DON'T BITE ME SPIDER!
SPIDER DON'T!
GET BITE!
OUCH!
So now listen here:
Don't let that spider bite get cha,
where the good lord split ya!
In the club dancing  fearless!
Fire power! In my body!
Your spark.
Your word.
My kiss.
I Burn.
I am truth.
Runaway Rose.
Dance with me.
Angry Time
Nani?! (What?)
It's time to dance.
Let's Dance!
Spider!
Owari! (The End)
My voice.
Your breath.
Your ego.
My pride.
I am a song.
I am a myth.
* Japanese kabuki noh YOOOOO leap*
Going down.
You are unable to sneak past the chambermaid.
Do we have any cheetos?
I told you it bite, but you didn't believe me!
Okay, I'm opening the gate.
*anime girls laughing in anime*
You spider food now!
And here we are...
Spider and a fly.
Nummy!
*tribal chanting*
We all are stranger here.
And this is a meeting between a new people.
And they share their soul and happiness.
Minecraft steve.
Sans Undertale
Cookie!
Perfect.
OH YEAH!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
That is a mighty fine fish!
I'ma keepin' you!
I'm gonna take you home, buddy!
*Spider but Big Enough*
Sho sho sho down down down (ala croco stimpy)
*crow  noises intensify*
*horse victory fanfare*
*butcher tokens in the distance*
*monkey car alarm*
*toot toot*
Oh yeah!
A E S T H E T I C  ボートライド時空アドベンチャー
moo
