No, I like-- my favorite thing
to do is sleep now.
I love sleep.
Sleep is like--
that's my thing.
I love it.
And my kids don't let me.
They get me up at
6:00 in the morning.
I don't have to get up
'til, like, 7:00 a.m.
to get them to school.
They wake up
at 6:00.
They don't-- I don't
even understand this shit...
with getting out of bed
before you have to.
They wake up
and they're like...
They're so excited
and they want to--
I get it, they want to
share with me.
"Daddy, look,
it's all still here !"
That hurts my brain,
'cause at--
at 6:00 a.m., I'm just--
Uh, I'm so deep in the--
in the deep African sleep,
like it's just an ancient,
mysterious,
submerged in a river
of warm chocolate, just...
Ahh...
And sleep was like
a goddess whore
just sucking me off, just...
( slurping )
Ahh...
She's got a gold helmet
and 40 tongues and she's--
( slurping )
( gurgling )
( slurping )
Ahh...
And she's speaking in
a dead language.
Los stalica forgentila !
( slurping )
Seiz deleca porgentila !
Ahh...
And she's feeding syrupy heroin
into my penis
while she's sucking--
( slurping )
For stalica forgentila !
Uh, let this be my life!
Please let this
be real, let this be real.
"Daddy !"
No, oh, shit!
"Daddy, wake up !"
( bleep )
Thanks a lot, folks,
good night.
Thank you very much.
