[whispering] It's a fuckin' Caterpie, dude.
Oh, shit, I like this thing!
It's... kinda ugly, but I do like it.
[both screaming]
Misty: IT'S A FUCKING PIKACHU!
This motherfucker's DEAD!
Guh... oh.
What?
Chair-mander's evolving!
He can vol--he can evolve?!
Yeah dude!
Into what?
Uh... chair-mah-leon.
No...
Yeaaaahhh!
No!!!
Yeaaaahhhh!!!!
What?!
Yeahhhhh!!!!
There he goes, baby!
Oh fuuuuuuuck!
It's chair-maleon!!!
...oh, he's not as cute as he was :(
[roars]
WOAHHH...
Are you getting attacked by the Pokeball itself?
Yes, his name is Voltorb, he shoots electricity.
Fuck, dude, that can happen?
...yes...
I knew that.
You don't know anything!
Go, Sandshrew!
Oh, shit!
I love this guy!
Do ya?
He's adorable!
Do ya?
Lookit him!
Awwww.
He looks like he's made of flexible, fuzzy
bricks.
Oh fuck!
Yeah it's fuckin' two Staryus.
Look how many more points it has!
I know, right?
It's fuckin' five more points.
Damn, that is some next level shiiiiiiit.
[blargglglggle]
Oddish is like "ohhh nooo!"
That fuckin' blueberry with a radish head
doesn't stand a chance!
Woah.
[doofy slowpoke noises]
[laughs]
I love Slowpoke.
Lookit him.
[more doofy noises]
He's very slow.
He has... he looks as intelligent as you might
expect something whose eyes look in different
directions to look.
WHAT IS THAT?!
THAT IS DROWZEE, AND I WILL FUCKING THANK
YOU
NOT TO MAKE FUN OF HIM!
Why is he waist deep in shit?!
What the hell are we fighting right now.
That's a Ra-- [cracks up]
Oh my god.
I was looking at you this entire time...
WHAT IS THAT?
That's a Raticate, that's what Rattata evolves
into.
Is--the--oh my god.
He's horrifying!
No he's not, he's handsome!
Oh!
Come on, man.
God, just keep him young forever.
What is this thing?
That's Butterfree.
I love his... dumb feet.
Just hangin'.
He does...
He has DUMB FEET!
The fuck is that?!
IT'S A DIGLETT YOU IDIOT!
He looks like a little fuckin' whack-a-mole!
He looks like the pork bun that, uh...
Barry ordered from the dumpling place.
Oh, look at this thing!
This--he's adorable!
I know, he's Growlithe!
He's a cute little puppy dog!
And I'm gonna FUCK HIM UP!
...okay! [laughs horrified]
Here we go!
He's like a little puppy dog Bengal tiger!
[laughing maniacally] "Woof Woof!
Now I'm DEAD!"
Says the Growlithe!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
It's Kadabra!
Um...
Is this thing okay?
WOAH!!!!!!
What is THAT?!
[laughing]
Somebody's fuckin' spaghetti is moldy and
out of control!
