THAT. >>> THERE IS BREAKING BREXIT
>>> THERE IS BREAKING BREXIT NEWS TONIGHT.
NEWS TONIGHT. THE EUROPEAN UNION IS AGREEING
THE EUROPEAN UNION IS AGREEING FOR THE EXIT TO THE E.U. WILL
FOR THE EXIT TO THE E.U. WILL HAPPEN IN MAY IF THE BRITISH
HAPPEN IN MAY IF THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT AGREES ON WITHDRAWAL
PARLIAMENT AGREES ON WITHDRAWAL DEAL OR APRIL IF THEY REMAIN
DEAL OR APRIL IF THEY REMAIN DEADLOCKED.
DEADLOCKED. IF YOU’RE LIKE ME YOU’VE BEEN
IF YOU’RE LIKE ME YOU’VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE INSANITY AND
FOLLOWING THE INSANITY AND CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A
ON, ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TASTE HOW THINGS ARE
LITTLE TASTE HOW THINGS ARE LOOKING NOW.
LOOKING NOW. HEADLINE, TOILET PAPER MAKER
HEADLINE, TOILET PAPER MAKER STOCKPILES IN CASE OF A NO DEAL.
STOCKPILES IN CASE OF A NO DEAL. TURNS OUT MOST IS MANUFACTURED
TURNS OUT MOST IS MANUFACTURED IN THE E.U. SO IF THINGS GO
IN THE E.U. SO IF THINGS GO SIDEWAYS AND THE E.U. LEAVEU.K.
SIDEWAYS AND THE E.U. LEAVEU.K. THEY COULD FIND THEMSELVES UP A
THEY COULD FIND THEMSELVES UP A PROVERBIAL CREEK.
PROVERBIAL CREEK. WHEN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS
WHEN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, I TURN TO HOST OF THE
GOING ON, I TURN TO HOST OF THE "DECONSTRUCTED POD CAST."
"DECONSTRUCTED POD CAST." I AM CONFUSE D RIGHTD RIGHT NOW.
I AM CONFUSE D RIGHTD RIGHT NOW. THERE IS A LOG JAM AND IMPASSE
THERE IS A LOG JAM AND IMPASSE THAT CAN’T GET IT DONE.
THAT CAN’T GET IT DONE. WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT IS GOING ON? >> WHAT IS GOING ON IS
>> WHAT IS GOING ON IS EMBARRASSING FOR THE UNITED
EMBARRASSING FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM AND ITS GOVERNMENT AND
KINGDOM AND ITS GOVERNMENT AND PRIME MINISTER TERESA MAY WHO
PRIME MINISTER TERESA MAY WHO TOLD US FOR TWO YEARS THAT
TOLD US FOR TWO YEARS THAT BRITAIN WOULD BE LEAVING THE
BRITAIN WOULD BE LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION AT 11:00 P.M.
EUROPEAN UNION AT 11:00 P.M. NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 29th NOW NOT
NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 29th NOW NOT HAPPENING.
HAPPENING. SHE’S HAD TO GO BACK TO THE E.U.
SHE’S HAD TO GO BACK TO THE E.U. AND SAY PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE
AND SAY PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE AN EXTENSION AND THEY GIVE HER
AN EXTENSION AND THEY GIVE HER AN EXTENSION, NOT THE EXTENSION
AN EXTENSION, NOT THE EXTENSION SHE WANTED.
SHE WANTED. SHE WANTED A THREE-MONTH
SHE WANTED A THREE-MONTH EXTENSION TO TRY TO GET THIS
EXTENSION TO TRY TO GET THIS DEAL.
DEAL. SHE CAN’T GET HER DEAL THROUGH
SHE CAN’T GET HER DEAL THROUGH PARLIAMENT, CHRIS.
PARLIAMENT, CHRIS. IT’S BEYOND EMBARRASSING.
IT’S BEYOND EMBARRASSING. IT’S HUMILIATING.
IT’S HUMILIATING. SHE SHOULD BE OUT OF A JOB.
SHE SHOULD BE OUT OF A JOB. THEY REJECTED IT IN JANUARY BY A
THEY REJECTED IT IN JANUARY BY A RECORD MARGIN OF OVER 200 VOTES,
RECORD MARGIN OF OVER 200 VOTES, THE BIGGEST DEFEAT IN BRITISH
THE BIGGEST DEFEAT IN BRITISH HISTORY.
HISTORY. SHE WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT
SHE WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK FOR A THIRD TIME.
WEEK FOR A THIRD TIME. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY. SO SHE’S NEGOTIATED A DEAL SHE
SO SHE’S NEGOTIATED A DEAL SHE GOES TO PARLIAMENT AND SAYS HERE
GOES TO PARLIAMENT AND SAYS HERE IS A DEAL.
IS A DEAL. HERE IS NOW THE TOILET PAPER
HERE IS NOW THE TOILET PAPER WILL GET BACK AND FORTH AND
WILL GET BACK AND FORTH AND BUSES WILL GO.
BUSES WILL GO. THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF.
THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF. >> ON A SERIOUS NOTE, TOILET
>> ON A SERIOUS NOTE, TOILET PAPER IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF
PAPER IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR DAILY LIFE AND NORTHERN
YOUR DAILY LIFE AND NORTHERN ISLAND, A BIG LOG JAM THAT COULD
ISLAND, A BIG LOG JAM THAT COULD RETURN TO VIOLENCE IF WE DON’T
RETURN TO VIOLENCE IF WE DON’T GET A PROPER DEAL THERE WITH THE
GET A PROPER DEAL THERE WITH THE BORDER.
BORDER. >> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. THERE IS A BORDER THERE THAT
THERE IS A BORDER THERE THAT WILL BE A HARD BORDER OR SOME
WILL BE A HARD BORDER OR SOME KIND.
KIND. SHE HAS A DEAL AND GOES TO
SHE HAS A DEAL AND GOES TO PARLIAMENT, THAT’S WHY SHE’S THE
PARLIAMENT, THAT’S WHY SHE’S THE LEADER OF ENGLAND AND YET, SHE
LEADER OF ENGLAND AND YET, SHE CAN’T GET THEM TO VOTE FOR IT.
CAN’T GET THEM TO VOTE FOR IT. THAT’S THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM,
THAT’S THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM, RIGHT.
RIGHT. >> OF COURSE, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A
>> OF COURSE, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A MAJORITY IN PARLIAMENT BY A
MAJORITY IN PARLIAMENT BY A HARD-LINE RIGHT WING WHO SHE HAS
HARD-LINE RIGHT WING WHO SHE HAS TO KEEP BRIBING.
TO KEEP BRIBING. SHE LOST THE MAJORITY IN 2017
SHE LOST THE MAJORITY IN 2017 WHEN SHE WENT TO THE POLLS TO
WHEN SHE WENT TO THE POLLS TO SAY I’LL HAVE AN ELECTION AND
SAY I’LL HAVE AN ELECTION AND THEY SAID WE’LL LOSE YOU, YOUR
THEY SAID WE’LL LOSE YOU, YOUR MAJORITY.
MAJORITY. SHE’S BEEN LOSING A LOT, CHRIS.
SHE’S BEEN LOSING A LOT, CHRIS. THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE WONDERING
THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE WONDERING SHE GOING TO SURVIVE BEYOND NEXT
SHE GOING TO SURVIVE BEYOND NEXT WEEK.
WEEK. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HER AS
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HER AS THE WORST PRIME MINISTER IN
THE WORST PRIME MINISTER IN HISTORY.
HISTORY. IF NEXT WEEK SHE TRIES TO GO FOR
IF NEXT WEEK SHE TRIES TO GO FOR A THIRD TIME LUCKY AND FAILS,
A THIRD TIME LUCKY AND FAILS, SHE HAS TO GO HER OWN PARTY IS
SHE HAS TO GO HER OWN PARTY IS SAYING SHE HAS TO GO.
SAYING SHE HAS TO GO. SHE’S GETTING DESPERATE.
SHE’S GETTING DESPERATE. ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT SHE GAVE A
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT SHE GAVE A SPEECH THAT SOUNDED TRUMP.
SPEECH THAT SOUNDED TRUMP. SHE TOLD THE PUBLIC I’M ON YOUR
SHE TOLD THE PUBLIC I’M ON YOUR SIDE, THE POLITICIANS AREN’T.
SIDE, THE POLITICIANS AREN’T. IT’S DANGEROUS RHETORIC.
IT’S DANGEROUS RHETORIC. >> HERE IS THE THING, SEEMS LIKE
>> HERE IS THE THING, SEEMS LIKE THIS BREAKDOWN OF HOW THE SYSTEM
THIS BREAKDOWN OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS IS THAT GENERALLY IF YOU
WORKS IS THAT GENERALLY IF YOU LOSE, IF YOU CANNOT DELIVER THE
LOSE, IF YOU CANNOT DELIVER THE VOTES, THE GOVERNMENT COLLAPSES
VOTES, THE GOVERNMENT COLLAPSES AND THERE IS NEW ELECTIONS BUT
AND THERE IS NEW ELECTIONS BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE PRIME
NOBODY WANTS TO BE PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE
MINISTER BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE LEAVE THING TO DEAL WITH.
LEAVE THING TO DEAL WITH. >> NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE PRIME
>> NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS
MINISTER BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
WHAT TO DO. >> THAT’S THE PROBLEM.
>> THAT’S THE PROBLEM. YOU CAN RAG ON HER ALL YOU WANT
YOU CAN RAG ON HER ALL YOU WANT BUT ANYONE THAT WOULD BE PRIME
BUT ANYONE THAT WOULD BE PRIME MINISTER WOULD SORT OF BE
MINISTER WOULD SORT OF BE SCREWED.
SCREWED. >> HERE IS THE PROBLEM.
>> HERE IS THE PROBLEM. IF SHE LOSES HER JOB NEXT WEEK,
IF SHE LOSES HER JOB NEXT WEEK, YOU HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER
YOU HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER BUT YOU DON’T GET A NEW DEAL.
BUT YOU DON’T GET A NEW DEAL. AND IF YOU GET THIS EXTENSION
AND IF YOU GET THIS EXTENSION WHEN SHE’S GOT, WHAT DOES THAT
WHEN SHE’S GOT, WHAT DOES THAT DO?
DO? MOVE THE CLIFF HEAD.
MOVE THE CLIFF HEAD. YOU’LL INVITE ME BACK IN A MONTH
YOU’LL INVITE ME BACK IN A MONTH OR TWO AND WE’LL HAVE THIS
OR TWO AND WE’LL HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN AND SAY WHAT
CONVERSATION AGAIN AND SAY WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK?
WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK? WHO KNOWS THIS IS A MAD
WHO KNOWS THIS IS A MAD DECISION.
DECISION. THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IT
THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IT IN THIS WAY WITH THE REFERENDUM
IN THIS WAY WITH THE REFERENDUM CAMPAIGN BASED ON LIES AND
CAMPAIGN BASED ON LIES AND MISINFORMATION AND WEIRD
MISINFORMATION AND WEIRD QUESTION.
QUESTION. THEN INVOKING ARTICLE 50 SAYING
THEN INVOKING ARTICLE 50 SAYING WE GOT TO GET OUT WITH NO PLAN.
WE GOT TO GET OUT WITH NO PLAN. THE DONALD TUSK, THE EUROPEAN
THE DONALD TUSK, THE EUROPEAN LEADER SAID THERE IS A SPECIAL
LEADER SAID THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR THE PEOPLE
PLACE IN HELL FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DECIDED TO DO BRIX ETEXIT W
THAT DECIDED TO DO BRIX ETEXIT W NO PLAN.
NO PLAN. >> I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING A
>> I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING A ROOMBA THAT DON’T STOP AND BUMPS
ROOMBA THAT DON’T STOP AND BUMPS UP AGAINST ARTICLES AND THERE IS
UP AGAINST ARTICLES AND THERE IS NO PUBLIC FOR WHAT TO DO AND HOW
NO PUBLIC FOR WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO HANDLE THE THING THEY VOTED
TO HANDLE THE THING THEY VOTED FOR TWO YEARS AGO.
FOR TWO YEARS AGO. >> INDEED.
>> INDEED. WE SEE TODAY 2 MILLION PEOPLE
WE SEE TODAY 2 MILLION PEOPLE SIGNED A PETITION SAYING REVOKE
SIGNED A PETITION SAYING REVOKE ARTICLE 50 AND GET RID OF IT.
ARTICLE 50 AND GET RID OF IT. BUT TERESA MAY SAID NO.
BUT TERESA MAY SAID NO. SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THIRD VOTE.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THIRD VOTE. THE SPEAKER IN PARLIAMENT SAID
THE SPEAKER IN PARLIAMENT SAID NO.
NO. ACCORDING TO PROTOCOL GOING BACK
ACCORDING TO PROTOCOL GOING BACK TO 1604, SHE SAID YOU CAN’T DO
TO 1604, SHE SAID YOU CAN’T DO IT AGAIN.
IT AGAIN. I DON’T THINK IT WILL HAPPEN BUT
I DON’T THINK IT WILL HAPPEN BUT THERE IS TALK GOLFINGOF GOING TO
THERE IS TALK GOLFINGOF GOING TO QUEEN TO SHUT DOWN PARLIAMENT
QUEEN TO SHUT DOWN PARLIAMENT FOR A DAY AND OPEN IT AND IT
FOR A DAY AND OPEN IT AND IT WILL BE A NEW SESSION AND WE CAN
WILL BE A NEW SESSION AND WE CAN VOTE AGAIN, WHICH IS OF COURSE
VOTE AGAIN, WHICH IS OF COURSE NONSENSE
NONSENSE NONSENSE.
NONSENSE. I DON’T THINK THE QUEEN WHO IS A
I DON’T THINK THE QUEEN WHO IS A SAVVY PLAYER WILL DO THAT BUT
SAVVY PLAYER WILL DO THAT BUT LOOK, SERIOUS POINT, CHRIS, MANY
LOOK, SERIOUS POINT, CHRIS, MANY THERE IS NO DEAL AND THE BRITAIN
THERE IS NO DEAL AND THE BRITAIN CRASHES OUT OF THE E.U. WITHOUT
CRASHES OUT OF THE E.U. WITHOUT A DEAL IN APRIL OR MAY, THERE
A DEAL IN APRIL OR MAY, THERE WILL BE CHAOS.
WILL BE CHAOS. THERE IS TALK TODAY OF THE
THERE IS TALK TODAY OF THE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE SETTING UP A
MINISTRY OF DEFENSE SETTING UP A SPECIAL MILITARY TEAM IN A
SPECIAL MILITARY TEAM IN A NUCLEAR BUNKER TO DISCUSS WHAT
NUCLEAR BUNKER TO DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENS ON THE STREETS OF
HAPPENS ON THE STREETS OF BRITAIN.
BRITAIN. SHORTAGES OF MED SON OR FOOD AND
SHORTAGES OF MED SON OR FOOD AND AND.
AND. >> THERE IS NO CONSTITUTION.
>> THERE IS NO CONSTITUTION. IT’S GOVERNED --
IT’S GOVERNED -- >> PROTOCOLS.
>> PROTOCOLS. >> PRESIDENT, RIGHT?
>> PRESIDENT, RIGHT? THE QUEEN COME IN AND MAKE A NEW
THE QUEEN COME IN AND MAKE A NEW ONE SO SHE COULD GET HER VOTE
ONE SO SHE COULD GET HER VOTE BUT WHAT IS SO WILD ABOUT THIS
BUT WHAT IS SO WILD ABOUT THIS IS WE’VE WATCHED BACK AND FORTH
IS WE’VE WATCHED BACK AND FORTH HERE ON THE BOARDER WALL.
HERE ON THE BOARDER WALL. BUT WITH ALL THIS STUFF THERE IS
BUT WITH ALL THIS STUFF THERE IS NO HARD DEADLINE.
NO HARD DEADLINE. THERE WAS AND THERE IS A HARD
THERE WAS AND THERE IS A HARD DEADLINE THIS IS A DEADLINE THAT
DEADLINE THIS IS A DEADLINE THAT CONTROLS THE ENTIRE ECONOMY OF
CONTROLS THE ENTIRE ECONOMY OF THE U.K.
THE U.K. IT’S COMING BACK AND FORTH AND
IT’S COMING BACK AND FORTH AND CAN JUST HAPPEN.
CAN JUST HAPPEN. >> IT’S ALREADY BEEN DAMAGED.
>> IT’S ALREADY BEEN DAMAGED. WE HAD TWO YEARS OF BREXIT
WE HAD TWO YEARS OF BREXIT RELATED PROBLEMS AND COMPANIES
RELATED PROBLEMS AND COMPANIES RELOCATING ABROAD, BANKS HEADING
RELOCATING ABROAD, BANKS HEADING FOR THE EXIT DOOR AND PEOPLE
FOR THE EXIT DOOR AND PEOPLE LEAVING.
LEAVING. THERE IS ECONOMIC PROBLEMS BUT
THERE IS ECONOMIC PROBLEMS BUT EVERYONE AGREES IF THERE IS A NO
EVERYONE AGREES IF THERE IS A NO DEAL BREXIT, THE BRITISH ECONOMY
DEAL BREXIT, THE BRITISH ECONOMY TANKS.
TANKS. WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN OBSESSED
WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN OBSESSED FOR SO LONG?
FOR SO LONG? THERE IS ALL SORTS OF OTHER
THERE IS ALL SORTS OF OTHER PROBLEMS AND ONE CONSERVATIVE
PROBLEMS AND ONE CONSERVATIVE M.P. SAID LOOK, I SUPPORT BREXIT
