and you and your wife wasn't impressed
you say yeah I came home and I showed
her all these offers and it's good you
guys are paying really good money like
it's I don't have hair the comics
yeah I don't have a TV job right now so
that's that's my income
yeah I showed her and she's like yeah
great so you're going out of town
leaving me with the kids i'm like fuck
you you know how much money do you make
up what are you pulling in this week
yeah I'd rather starve to death when
fucking let the kids get skinny you
fucking the ungrateful cunt
now the only way he knows who doesn't
listen to XM she doesn't quite get the
point that you know this is your job you
don't yell number in front right
the separation of labor is that what is
the division of labor contract has been
thrown away and marriages I know where
you're going to go with this but I got
to ask Louis CK
yeah like yeah when you married your
wife you were already in comedy right i
was so it's not like you were in spring
it on her
no it wasn't like you're working for
Nassau yeah I'm five job you're coming
home and she knew what she was getting
into that you'd be there to raise
kids you when you guys met she knew you're a
road comic yes but the way it's not even
that I go on the road the point is that
I enjoy my job right so she thinks of it
that because it's not like I'm going out
and slide she wishes I was doing a
miserable job and then she would be
proud of me - you come home ahhh - facing myself
yeah
in order to put a roof over the head but
the fact that i do something that I'm
proud of that I love doing and that but
it still puts a roof over the head but
because women's liberation that because
there are women that have careers
we're not allowed to say that we are
providers anymore if you haven't but the
fact is my wife lives off of my fucking
work it doesn't do shit so if she had a
career then she could go you fuck you
with your O&A tour i don't care
i'm i'm working too
yeah i got behind the fact is she just
eats food that i buy for her but I'm not
have to point that out also male
chauvinist like I'm being a like
backwards pig by pointing out the fact
which is that if i stop doing these fun
tours where I might get blown by a whore or two
that's
that she can't eat that she can't eat
anything because if she tried to start
making a list she's worthless she has no
sense of.. she couldn't.. she could never
support our house just know it
you know we switch places it would like
some dumb sitcom yeah right
the kids would be very happy with me
because I'm good at taking care of the
kids and the fun guy hanging around my
wife would be unable to fucking yeah
hold down a job she's never done it
really she worked in a Chinese
restaurant for one week and the waiter
that the woman who owned this Chinese
woman he said to her
how come you so slow oh she said because
i'm busy how many tables you have and
she said I have three tables and she
said I think you maybe no be waitress
and she fired her
that's how you get fired in asian yeah
by the way I think you no be waitress
you no be waitress
