You know, after that trainwreck, I could go for some R and R.
Could talk to my crew just a little bit.
Haven't really just chatted with them in awhile.
Garrus?
I'm pretty good.
My boy, Wrex.
Wrex.
Who's over here?
Oh, Ashley?
You know, I actually haven't talked to Ashley
in a really long time.
What's up?
Ashley?
Oh- Pffft.
Oh, my God!
I don't want this anymore! Let me go!
Just
shut
up!
Well, that was a mistake and a half.
I regret that..
deeply.
Who- Who's this?
Oh.
No thanks.
At least they're joking about it now.
His name would be Kyle, wouldn't it?
I'm sure this is going to go as best as it can.
Now, I don't want to interrupt you, but..
That was really easy.
Heh- Oh?
Either these guys are really weak or I am extremely strong.
Or both.
It could be both.
Oop!
Old habits die hard.
[GASPS]
Oh!
Okay.
I didn't have to-
Alright.
Cultist: "You must die!"
Cultist: "I will destroy you!"
Ahh!
You really tried it though.
Admiral Hackett's gonna be pretty pissed off at me.
Did his eyes just open?
I wanna know what
this contraption over here is.
Ii haven't been here!
What is this place?
Oh, I think this is the DLC?
Oo.
Space terrorism. My favorite!
Alright, I'll- I'll turn the fire off.
If that's what it takes.
I don't know if that would stop the asteroid, but I will..
give you this moment of peace.
♪ Don't be shootin' at me ♪
♪ I'm just trying to be ♪
♪ A good guy for some money ♪
Oh, you saved for me. That's a first.
Hello?
Ew!
Ohhhhh.
Oh, nuh, nuh, no.
We have a thing about Batarians.
This is gonna be Torfan 2.0, ain't it?
Oh, no!
Nuh, nuh, no.
I'd rather pet the doggy.
Holy shit!
I would have done that sooner if I knew that was gonna happen.
Sorry, bucko.
Ugly aliens are gonna die today.
If you don't pass the hot test..
you're gonna have to die!
Yes?
It was my boy, Wrex.
I would think.
It's one thing to be on the planet that's about to have an
asteroid smash into it, but imagine being
on the asteroid..
when it smashes into the planet.
Hello?
You could have shot my face off!
Rude?
Hmm..
Seems like prime asteroid material to me.
I'm not.
I mean, even if we stop the torches..
would that be enough to stop the asteroid
from plummeting?
It's already at a trajectory.
Well lady, it's busy!
Well, I think those are them blasting caps.
Oh, my God. There's an ass ton of them!
He was not kidding.
I mean, I could try to drive over it.
It's probably a bad idea though.
Mmm.
I- Uh- Pffffft.
Did I hit a..
Did I..
Did I get blasted or did I get rocketed?
There's a difference.
I'm gonna hit them..
like they can't even see me.
I'm gonna come from nowhere.
I'm gonna dive straight in.
Pfffffft.
They saw my coming.
That scared the shit out of me.
I didn't think it would be..
I didn't think it would be that close to the..
the border.
Okay, Shepard, it's time to get serious. Okay?
There's a terrorist attack going on.
Uhhhh.
I mean, how close can I get? Like, two feet?
Can I spit on it?
I feel like I'm gonna get fairly close
no matter what.
Just ignore what is going on.
Oh.
Well, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.
Turn these damn things off.
Giving me too much stress. I don't need it in my life.
Hello.
Fuck you and your spine.
Asshole!
I can talk to the robot?
Hello, robot.
Why are you both using Sniper Rifles when we're inside
and it's literally right above you?
Why?
Why?
Why, Wrex?
You're not even looking in the scope.
Oh, God! Rouge- Rouge VI.
God, disable this frickin' thing.
Oopsie.
[GASPS]
Betrayal.
He was gonna do that anyways.
Hey Wrex, where did you park the car?
Oh, it's over there.
Well, it's 2/3's less powerful than it was before we got here.
So..
we're doing something right.
Whoa! There's new stuff here.
Oh, my God.
I gotta go all the way..
I gotta go all the way..
What you mean?
Oh, God. Which one's closer technically?
I guess this one? We'll go there.
They're all a pretty..
swift jog apart, to be honest.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's interrupting me?
Wrex, you're in my way.
Still using that Sniper Rifle, I see.
Can you not?
Can you use a like, actual good gun?
Can both of you?
I mean, let me whip out the Sniper Rifle.
Ready?
Oh, he's hidin' though.
Oh, okay. I just- I don't get to use this.
It won't let me zoom in!
I'll kill someone with it.
Trust me.
Last one's a good one.
That's always the case, I- I'm sure.
I'm sure of it, actually.
I'm very confident.
Got 'em!
Told you I'd get him.
Well, you have been effectively disabled, sir.
No more terrorism for you.
Pack it up and go home.
Um, well, we're already kind of at that point.
What do you mean?
Ummm..
You've enticed me.
Well, gosh darn it, Shepard.
You- Now you gone and done it again.
I got my Sniper.
I'm about to go pro gamer. Ready?
Pffft.
You know, close enough!
Comin' in a little hot.
Anyone home?
Nuh?
Nooo.
Nooo, no one's home.
Actually, no one's ever coming back home.
I thought that was the main guy. I guess not.
I guess there is more guy.
Bigger, badder guy.
A different shade of green.
Infiltrating..
the base.
Shit's about to go down.
Oh, but nature is healing!
Did we do it?
Is that everybody?
[GASPS]
Wake up.
Oh, you lying..
You lied.
That's all I'll say.
The one last Batarian
holding his ground.
Only to perish.
[LAUGHS]
Damn it.
You kill stealed me!
Uh oh!
The real one.
What's the big idea, pal?
Oh?
You're not going anywhere.
Hear me out..
if I want to shoot him in between the eyes, where do I aim?
Here..
or here?
♪ I'm ♪
♪ Gonna go ♪
Full Renegade.
A real 180 from the last episode, am I right?
Heh- Oh, well.
Oh, I didn't forget.
Ummmmm..
"My friends"? First of all..
that's putting a label that doesn't exist.
I don't know these people.
Second..
I don't like your frickin' tone!
That sucks.
Imagine..
Oh, shit!
Shepard, you could have shot him at anytime.
You could have shot him at anytime.
Could you imagine..
I mean, we don't negotiate with terrorists.
Ever.
Uh, but could you imagine just for a second being the hostage
and, uh, hearing your..
only source of rescue going..
"Fuck it!"
Oh well, at least it was a quick death.
There you are.
Sittin' on the ground?
Huh?
Perish.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. That's not how it works.
Yes.
He..
I doubt we'll ever see you guys again, but, alright.
Let's keep going.
Doubt.
Big doubt.
[BALAK COUGHING]
You alright?
You got some congestion?
♪ Oo, Russian roulette ♪
I mean, I don't think it matters?
I think he dies no matter what, but..
Maybe we should at least get some justice.
How?
Yo, my game crashed?
My game crashed.
I got a nice little pop-up that said gibberish.
And then it crashed.
Here I am at my desktop..
fiddling with my junk!
Speedrun, baby!
Alright, let's try this one more time.
Look- No- I'm not- I have my hands up.
Okay. [LAUGHS]
Thank you.
Umm, they're dead.
Ummmmm- I'm- Eh- Mmmmm..
I- You're not wrong.
Shit.
I mean, I'm sure no one is gonna be very nice to him.
Did you see his face?
And the whole planet!
I saved the whole planet!
I save- I traded like, three lives..
for- What'd he say?
Fuckin' four million?
Soul for a soul, brother.
Yeah, you do.
♪ Oh, look at all that ♪
♪ Renegade ♪
We're not..
Not good.
Not- Not very good people.
Well, let's go ruin the universe some more, shall we?
Oh, no.
Oh. Why am I allowed to view this?
That's fine.
I can sleep at night, I think. I think I'll be okay.
Possibly.
♪
