-Well, you guys, everyone
is still talking about
the situation overseas.
Tensions are high,
both sides are upset.
No one knows what's coming
Of course, I'm talking about
Harry, Meghan,
and the royal family.
[ Laughter ]
That's right. Prince Harry and
Meghan Markle are stepping bac
from their roles,
and they actually made
the announcement on Instagram.
Yeah, you could tell
the Queen was surprised.
Check out her comment.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Speaking of the royals,
I want to say happy birthday
to Kate Middleton.
Of course, Kate goes by
the Duchess of Cambridge,
along with her new title
from the Queen,
"the one who is still
in the will."
[ Laughter ]
Well, back in Washington,
President Trump was
speaking at the White Hous
and he suggested
a new name for NATO
that includes the Middle East.
Take a look at this.
-And I actually had a name
NATO, right?
And then you have M.E.,
Middle East.
You'll call it NATO-ME.
I said, what a beautiful name.
NATO-ME.
I'm good at names.
[ Laughter ]
-What? God.
-Trump was like, "NATO-ME.
It's named after my favorite
actress -- Nato-me Watts."
[ Laughter ]
This morning, Trump got
some attention for tweeting,
"Stock market at all-time high
How are your 409(k)s doing?"
[ Laughter ]
409. How are your 409(k)s?
He later bragged
that the stock market
kills 99.9%
of bacteria and viruses.
[ Laughter ]
Some entertainment news --
earlier tonight
it was round three of
"Jeopardy's Greatest of
All Time" tournament.
It was a strange night of TV
on ABC.
It started off
with an hour of "Jeopardy!
followed by a two-hour special
on Jeffrey Epstein.
The night went from, "Kids
come in and learn something"
to "Kids, got out of the roo
now! Get out!"
[ Laughter ]
Guys, this is going viral.
Kim Kardashian posted
a video online
where she gave
a tour of her refrigerator
A lot of people are shocke
at how big it is.
Take a look.
-I have a walk-in refrigerator
where we keep all of
our fresh organic produce.
-New Yorkers saw that and were
like, "That's not a fridge
That's a three-bedroom
apartment."
[ Laughter and applause ]
In New York City,
that's a three-bedroom --
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow!
-Her fridge is so big,
that's where Prince Harry
and Meghan Markle are moving
-Really?
[ Laughter ]
-Look at the size of that thing.
She must have a huge 409(k).
[ Laughter ]
Finally, I read about
a White Claw factory
that's opening in Arizona.
Or as --
[ Cheers and applause ]
Or as students at Arizona Stat
are calling it, church.
Guys, we have a great show
