- These genius aliens
are smarter than any man.
Who knows what game of chess
they're playing with us?
- Oh, don't throw that out.
I can sell it.
- It has an unstable
gray hole inside.
- You're an unstable gray hole.
- Ha ha.
Nice.
- It feels like I'm
the only Shlorpion who
wants to escape this planet.
- What up?
We're aliens.
- Make room at the table.
- You know, Terry, everyone
in the neighborhood hates us.
- You boys want some
peanut butter cookies?
- She's threatening us.
I'm freaking out.
- Hey, guys.
Cool headphones.
What are you listening to?
- This table's for podders only.
- I could turn into a pod.
- No making pod people,
or any of that "Outer
Limits" bullshit.
- Why are you dissecting
your classmate?
- She was mean to us at school!
- I'm going to beat
you up really bad.
Whose ass was I
gonna kick again?
- Just keep doing
that until she's cool.
- Wow.
It really is making her dumber.
I can't believe humans
drink this stuff.
- We can make people like us.
- Courtesy of Korvo.
- Oh, my god.
I can feel my legs!
But these are kind
of hard to control.
- You're welcome.
We may be trapped on
this world, on the brink
of mass extinction,
plagued by a species
that destroys the
environment, but at least
we have each other.
[BELCHING]
- Gross!
- That's sick.
- What did I miss?
- Oh!
- I thought you weren't
shrinking kids down anymore.
- These are adults.
They love it.
[SCREAMING]
- Goodnight, Mr. Janitor.
- How they do, where you from?
Sticking out the tongue--
[SCREAMING]
- What are we going to do?
I can't go to prison.
I don't give a butt hole.
How will I smuggle in treats?
- You know what I do
when I'm out of ideas?
Cocaine.
And then I get, like, a
million ideas at once.
- This how they do
where we're from.
- We're unlikable, aren't we?
We'll have to build
new best friends.
- I'm Fun Bucket!
- Fun Bucket, I'm Korvo,
and this is Terry,
and we are your
new best friends.
- You guys aren't going
to [BLEEP] me, are you?
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
- When I'm different, represent,
microphone gripping it.
This how they do where we from.
