- Pregnant Khloe Kardashian is going
to eat her own placenta,
Kim Kardashian is no help on the matter,
and we are about to find
out the sex of her baby.
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Hey guys, it's Ali with
your weekly Dash Cap
and let me tell you,
this week is a banger.
Let's start with KoKo,
who recently announced
her pregnancy on the show
and is now revealing she
will deliver in Cleveland
with boyfriend, Tristan Thompson.
- [Khloe] We're having
the baby in Cleveland.
- Yeah, how is that going to happen?
What if you're like..
- I have my doctor.
- What?
- She's flying to Cleveland
to deliver the baby.
- What if it's an emergency
and something happens?
- No, stop saying these things.
- You have to be prepared.
- Okay, that's all cute and well and good,
but then the conversation turns to
whether or not Khloe is
going to eat her placenta.
For anyone who doesn't know,
the placenta is an organ
that grows inside the
uterus of a pregnant woman,
and provides nutrients to the
growing baby inside the womb.
Anyway, super rich people are
somehow under the impression
that eating your own placenta
after it comes out of you
wards off post-partum depression,
can improve your breast milk,
and even make you look younger.
That explained, here's Khloe's plan
re eating her own afterbirth.
- And then are you gonna
like eat your placenta?
- I'm gonna eat it in pills.
- Yeah, so then you
need the placenta person
to come while it's still fresh.
- That's not just like
a thing at the hospital?
- No, you need to find a placenta company,
and then like they knock on the door
when you're just giving
birth, and they're like
"The placenta pickup's here!"
- How do I know that they're
giving me back my placenta?
- You don't.
But like with Saint, my
placenta was double the size.
It was really oddly big.
- Ew.
- Yes, even Chloe finds this gross.
No, of course this service is
not offered by the hospital,
because, we researched this,
and there is exactly zero
evidence that eating your placenta
has any health benefits at all.
This is literally just some made-up thing
that rich people in L.A. do.
Okay, moving on, sort of.
TMZ finds out Khloe is
pregnant in this episode,
and of course, the Kardashians
act like this is a big deal.
- At the moment, I've only told
my immediate family and friends
and that's what I'm going
to keep it to right now.
I can't believe all these rumors.
Like where do they come from?
And I don't understand
how everything happens.
- So Khloe literally calls the fact
that she is pregnant a rumor.
Then admits she only
told family and friends
and she just can't figure
out how this story leaked.
Hmm, well, without giving away how
we find things out about the Kardashians,
this situation might clue you
in: People talk, right Kim?
- Yeah, I think people just talk.
- Okay, speaking of
insane L.A. health fads,
let's see if Kourtney is
being crazy this episode.
- [Kim] We were doing
that, it was really cute.
- [Kourtney] I don't watch T.V.
- But like, no on cares.
You don't get an award
because you watch less T.V.
- I do, 'cause I'm winning in life.
- People who say they don't
watch T.V. are so annoying,
because let's be real,
when you press supposed
non-T.V. watchers, they always admit
they watch Netflix on their laptop.
It's the same thing!
Anyway, back to KoKo.
Turns out she is having a tough pregnancy,
kind of like Kim did.
She has a medical issue and has to put
hormone pills in her
vagina six times a day.
Khloe isn't feeling great,
but her doctor tells her
this treatment literally
saved her pregnancy.
So, that's great news.
Now there's a lot of
nonsense in this episode
that I am not going to get into.
Kris Jenner is obviously going through
some kind of late-life crisis,
but despite everything we've talked about,
the grossest part might be
Kim Kardashian explaining
what DSL's are to her 83
year old grandmother, Mary J.
- I'm gonna kind of give
you that Kylie Jenner lip.
You have to have huge lips.
Don't your lips look amazing?
- You did a good job, Kim.
- As Khloe would say, DSL's.
Do you know what that means?
- [Mary J] Go F herself or something?
- [Kim] Something like that.
- Okay, finally next week
Khloe is going to find out
the sex of her baby, so we wish her well.
Or as Kim would say, "we're
going to pray for the vest."
- With all the stories you and
Kourtney have thrown my way,
what can you do?
- Pray for the vest.
- Did you say "the vest?"
- I did by accident.
- Pray for the vest.
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