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Announcer: WHEN I SAY "SHARK,"
YOU SAY "WEEK."
SHARK! WEEK!
SHARK! WEEK!
I GUESS I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING
MYSELF AROUND HERE.
ON TODAY'S "DAILY BITE,"
SOME POLKA-DANCING SHARKS,
WE COOK UP SOME SHARK COOKIES
IN THE FOOD NETWORK KITCHENS,
AND MORE MAIL
FROM LOVELORN SHARKS.
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW MUCH
MUSIC CHANGES THE MOOD?
OBSERVE.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
PRETTY SICK, HUH? YEAH.
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.
[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYING ]
AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL
"DAILY BITE" SEGMENT
FROM OUR FRIENDS
AT THE FOOD NETWORK.
HI. I'M VIVIAN CHAN
FROM FOOD NETWORK KITCHEN,
AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING
SLICE-AND-BAKE SHARK COOKIES.
FIRST OFF, YOU'RE GONNA USE
SOME SUGAR-COOKIE DOUGH.
I HAVE A GRAY ONE, AND I DYED
ANOTHER ONE INTO THE RED.
I'M GONNA LEAVE ONE PLAIN
FOR THE SHARK BODY.
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THEN YOU'RE GOING TO
LET THEM CHILL
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES
UNTIL THEY'RE NICE AND FIRM.
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I JUST CUT A SQUARE PIECE
OF CARDBOARD
IN ABOUT THE SIMILAR SIZE
OF PARCHMENT.
THIS WILL HELP SHAPE THE "V,"
WHICH IS THE POINT PART
OF THE SHARK NOSE.
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FREEZE IT FOR TWO HOURS
UNTIL IT'S NICE AND FIRM
AND READY TO BE SLICED.
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YOU WANT TO BAKE THESE
AT 350 DEGREES
FOR 10 TO 12 MINUTES.
AND YOU WANT TO DECORATE THEM
WHILE THEY'RE STILL WARM.
YOU WANT TO TAKE
SOME MELTED WHITE CHOCOLATE
AT 10:00 AND 2:00.
NOW WE'RE GONNA DIP HIM
INTO THE OCEAN.
HOW CUTE ARE THESE?
THEY'RE PERFECT
FOR YOUR "SHARK WEEK" PARTY.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, A SEA
CAPTAIN ONCE GAVE ME SOME ADVICE
THAT I LIVE BY TO THIS DAY.
NOW, I CAN'T SAY WHAT HE SAID
OR THE WISH WON'T COME TRUE.
WAIT. ACTUALLY,
MAYBE HE WAS A GENIE.
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
WHO CAN REMEMBER?
LET'S TALK TO OUR REAL CAPTAIN
AND GET SOME
SWEET, SWEET ADVICE.
AHOY, CAPTAIN.
PERMISSION TO BOARD.
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"DEAR CAPTAIN, I WAS
ON THIS APP, SWIPING RIGHT,
AND THEN I SWIPED LEFT.
DOES THAT MEAN
HE'S KATY PERRY'S LEFT SHARK?"
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE
[BLEEP] YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
"DEAR CAPTAIN, I'VE BEEN HANGING
OUT IN THE ATLANTIC RECENTLY
WITH A MAKO, BUT I'VE GOT
A SHARK BACK IN THE PACIFIC.
SHOULD I STICK TO MY MAIN BAE
OR BREAK IT OFF
WITH MY SIDE SHARK?"
ALL RIGHT, I GET THE TEMPTATION
OF THE MAKOS.
THEY'RE SLEEK, BEAUTIFUL,
BIG EYES, GNARLY TEETH,
BUT TRUST ME,
THEY'RE GONNA LEAVE YOUR LIFE
JUST AS QUICKLY
AS THEY CAME INTO IT,
WHICH, FROM WHAT I HEAR,
IS ABOUT 60 MILES PER HOUR.
HEY, THAT WAS A FUN SHOW.
AT LEAST, I THINK.
I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT FUN FEELS LIKE ANYMORE
EVER SINCE REBECCA LEFT.
NOTHING FEELS RIGHT.
BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
BYE.
I LOVE THIS JOB.
I LOVE THIS JOB.
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