
Chinese: 
Hi 各位，歡迎回到我們的頻道
今天我們要做的事我也喜歡在網路上觀看的事情
那就是看其他人吃東西
我們，呃
我們想說我們坐下然後跟你們一起吃個晚餐
這個影片叫做吃放
現在在網路上超紅的
超級奇怪
我們會做的就是我們會吃很多東西
然後你們就看著我們吃
但其實我覺得更好的是
 
抱歉
就是你們
跟著我們一起吃你們的晚餐
然後我們就想在辦一個晚餐派對一樣
 
我們這裡的食物是，呃
很多種類的食物
這是中國菜
這是沙拉
裡面有酪梨、番茄、醬油還有毛豆
還有湯
我們要把湯打開嗎？
這樣才知道這是哪種湯
喔我的天啊，開啊！開！

English: 
- Hi guys, welcome back to our channel.
Today, we're doing something
that I love to watch online.
And that's people eating things.
- We, ah,
we thought we'd sit down and
have dinner with you guys.
- This is called Mukbang
and it's wildly popular on the internet.
It's incredibly weird.
And what we do is eat a
range of food for you.
- So you can watch us eat.
But actually, I think what would be nice--
(slurping)
- Sorry.
- What would be nice is if you guys
ate your dinner with us.
And we had a little dinner party together.
(upbeat music)
- What we have here is um,
is a variety of foods.
This is Chinese cuisine.
- This is a salad.
- It's got avocado, tomato,
soy sauce and edamame beans.
- And we have some soups.
- Shall I open this soup as well?
- Trying to which one this is.
Oh my god, open, open!

English: 
- Let's just enjoy the sounds of the food.
- This is um, got some mange tout,
and some mushrooms that
look a little bit like
penises.
- Oh, it smells very gingery.
- What is that?
- So we've got, this is Noodle Street, um.
- Not spon.
(paper crinkling)
I'm a vegetarian,
just to give some background information.
Um, doesn't look very
fried, looks quite soggy.
- Looks quite soggy.
- Prawn crackers.
(crunching)
- Are they good?
Mm.
- Stop being weird now.
- Tricky this one.
(slurping)
So let's cut this in half and
see what the situation is.
- Soup's quite nice to sip.
(slurping)
- I don't know if you can see inside,
we have, like, a meat,
I think this is chicken.

Chinese: 
我們要享受這些食物的聲音
這是，呃，裡面有一些甜豆
還有菇類，看起來有點像是
陰莖
聞起來很有薑味
那是什麼？
這家店的名字是Noodle Street
不是Spon
 
我是素食主義者
只是想讓你們知道一下我的背景
這看起來不像炸的，蠻濕的
看起來濕濕的
蝦餅
 
好吃嗎？
恩
不要再作怪了
 
 
把這個切一半看看裡面是什麼
這個湯一小口一小口喝還蠻不錯的
 
我不知道你們看不看的到裡面的樣子
裡面有肉，應該是雞肉

English: 
(thumping)
(thumping)
- I've done, not very much with my day.
Um, I didn't go to the gym.
Woke up and sent emails, so.
(slurping)
- Same, actually.
I had a rather slow start to my day.
Just got some, this is
just blackcurrant juice.
What, um.
What are you enjoying so far?
(slurping)
- I've only had the vegetable soup.
- I don't, I'm not a fan of dumplings,
I've decided.
- Well, they're probably not a fan of you,
to be fair,
'cause you've just sort of sliced them up
and thrown them on the plate.
(thumping)
Okay, so you're getting it everywhere.
(thumping)
- So I've got some satay chicken here.
(lids crackling)
Just gonna pour some of that on here.
- Okay, so all of that came out as a lump.

Chinese: 
 
 
我今天，幾乎什麼都沒做
我沒去運動
起床後寄了E-mail
 
我也是
我今天度過了懶洋洋的一天
喝了一點黑醋栗果汁
 
目前你最喜歡哪個?
 
我只喝了這個蔬菜湯
我也不是一個特別喜歡吃餃子類的人
 
它們可能也不喜歡你
說說而已
因為你把它們切了一半
然後丟到你的盤子上
 
你用的到處都是
 
這裡有一些沙嗲雞肉
 
現在把它倒出來
它變成一整塊一起掉出來

Chinese: 
我想要吃一點這個豆腐
它就是軟軟濕濕的
都黏在一起了
我也要吃
不太喜歡
你們今天都做了什麼？
有任何計畫嗎？
現在是暑假
要跟朋友見面嗎？
還是去公園
玩精靈寶可夢？
你又不是他們的爸爸
因為他們在推特上有說
所以我才問一下
只是問一下而已
 
Jenna Marbles 最近錄了一支影片
在她的頻道裡，她試了不同的食物
AMS, ASMR 類型的
如果你不清楚什麼是ASMR，
就是當你吸麵的時候發出來的聲音
那個聲音會讓你有種發癢的感覺
在你後背的下方
那種很棒的感覺就是由
當你在咬東西或是吸麵的時候發出來的聲音來的
 
你要吃一點嗎？

English: 
- I want to, I need to
try some of that tofu.
- Well it just, it's a
bit soft and squidgy.
- It's all attached.
Okay, I'm gonna,
not a fan of that, woah.
- What have you done with your day?
Got any plans?
It's summer holidays.
Gonna see some friends?
Maybe go to the park.
Play Pokemon Go?
- You're not their dad.
- Well, they tweet me that I am, so.
Just taking a healthy interest.
Just a healthy interest.
(coughing)
- Jenna Marbles recently did a video
on her channel, where she tried food,
AMS, ASMR style,
and if you're not aware what ASMR is--
- It's like when you make slurpy noises,
oh it's when the noises
give you a tickly feeling
down the back of your neck.
- It's a pleasant sensation caused by
sounds like crunching, or slurping.
(crunching)
Do you want some?

Chinese: 
有時候有人很小聲說話
或是用嘴巴發出聲音
會給你一種感覺
就是你的後背
脖子下方會癢癢的
我有一個理論，就是查理
他超酷的，吃放就是由他開始的
而且之前他還不知道
為什麼
因為他上傳了一個影片是他在吃喜瑞兒
好像有十分鐘吧，還是二十分鐘
反正不知道有多長
有點久以錢了
我不懂為什麼有人會為了有力量
而吃飯
我是說，為了活下去而吃飯
如果你不吃，你就會死掉
我吃飯是因為我他Ｘ的喜歡吃
我不是......
告訴我你們最喜歡的外送
或是外帶食物，如果你是美國人的話。
Sammt之前點了一個外賣的食物
我必須揍他，因為我覺得
那是美國人的方式
你變的
美國化了
美國主義
我最近沒辦法停止說冷笑話
只有最近嗎？
香菇很噁心，你不覺得嗎？
我以前很討厭它們，現在我喜歡了
它們是菌類
有一點蘿蔔

English: 
- It's ah, sometimes when people whisper,
or make mouth noises,
and it gives you that
sort of sensation that,
that you've got like a tickly feeling down
the back of your neck.
So, I have this theory that Charlie,
he's so cool like, invented Mukbang,
before, without realizing.
- Why?
- 'Cause he made that
video eating cereal for
10 minutes, or 20 minutes,
however long it took.
That was a while ago.
- I don't understand how people eat for
function.
And what I mean is, eat just to exist,
because if you don't eat you'll die.
I eat because I, I fucking enjoy it.
I'm not--
- Tell me about, like what's
your favorite takeaway,
take out, if you're American.
Um, Sammy ordered take out the other day,
and I had to hit him, because I was like,
that's an American thing, don't say it,
you're getting, um--
- Americanized.
Americanisms.
I can't stop making dad jokes recently.
- Just recently, or?
Ah, aren't mushrooms disgusting.
I used to hate them, and I like them.
- They're a fungus, so.
- Bit of carrot.

Chinese: 
天阿裡面有麵條
麵條很噁心
我不確定喔
我要吃一點你的豆腐
如果你是一個左撇子
那你就要用右手拿叉子
左手拿刀子
我是右撇子，但是我覺得
因為我的右手做了所有的事情
所以右手握著叉子
你有跟我一樣嗎？
你心裡住著一個魔鬼嗎？
沒有，但是我懂
因為如果你是右撇子，然後你要用右手
拿刀子因為你會更好控制
比較尖銳的東西
你懂我的意思吧？
抱歉我剛才因為
這個濕濕的豆腐
還有它裡面超白的分心了
如果......如果我在食物裡面迷失了，你可以提醒我嗎？
我是說如果我太專注在吃上面的話
我會忘記呼吸跟說話
豆腐
很噁心

English: 
Oh my god there's noods.
- Noodles are so gross.
- I dunno.
- I'm having some of your tofu.
If you're left handed,
you're supposed to have
the fork in your right hand
and the knife in your left.
I'm right handed, and in my mind,
because my right hand
is doing all the work,
my right hand holds the fork.
Are you like me?
Do you have the devil in you?
- No, but I get it,
'cause if you're right
handed you'd use the knife
in the right hand because
you need more control
of the sharper object.
Do you know what I mean?
- Sorry I was just distracted by how
soggy this bean curd is,
and how pale it is on the inside.
- Can you, um, warn me if
I get lost in the food?
And by that I mean, is if I
get too concentrated on eating,
I do forget to breath and or speak.
Bean curd,
is gross.

English: 
- It is when you mash it up on your,
on your plate.
- I also don't like this, this soup,
this soup spaghetti situation.
Talking about, talking about Americans,
when you guys say spag,
I mean if you're American,
not if you're British and watching this,
if you're American and
you say spaghetti noodles,
are you referring to spaghetti or noodles?
Or, can you just let me know?
Just something I've always wondered.
- Mm hmm, that's prawn,
I thought it was chicken.
- What's wrong with prawn?
- Let's stack our plates.
- I have to go for a run.
- I have to go and lie--
(spluttering)
- You're gonna watch this
video back and be like,
I am, I am an animal.
- I don't like watching people eat,
so the fact we're doing this is really
making me feel a bit,
a bit squiffy.
- Oh that bit of avocado has
never seen a bit of avocado
in its life.
It's hard!
- Let me know in the comments.
I am a proponent that avocado should be
included in every single meal.
- I don't like what I just ate.
- So I've got some soy sauce here,
I'm gonna put that over it.

Chinese: 
你把它碾碎在你的盤子上
當然噁心
我也不喜歡這個湯
義大利麵湯的感覺
說到這個，有關美國人
當你們說spag
如果你是美國人現在在看這個影片
不是英國人喔
如果你是美國人然後你說義大利麵
你是指義大利麵嗎？還是你是在說麵條？
你可以讓我知道嗎？
因為我一直在想這個問題
恩～那是一隻蝦子，我以為是雞肉
蝦子有什麼問題嗎？
把盤子疊在一起
我應該要去跑步
我應該要去......
 
你到時候在看這個影片的時候，你會想
＂我是一隻動物＂
我不太喜歡看別人吃東西
所以其實我們今天做這個
讓我覺得有點
有點茫然
那一小快酪梨在它的生命中
從來沒有看過這麼小塊的酪梨
很硬啦！
在下面留言，並且告訴我
我很支持酪梨
應該要出現在我們的每一餐
我不喜歡我剛剛吃進去的東西
這裡有點醬油
我要淋在上面

Chinese: 
等下，那是蝦子
所以你們已經有－
手指黏黏的
你們已經計畫你們的暑假了嗎？
我猜你們都已經開始放假了
這個......我不要吃了
這好噁心
我呢，我有一個暑假的計畫
我是說，如果這支影片成.....成......
 
成功的話
那我就會更開心地想要做更多這類型的影片
等下，我有點雞肉的，但是它不見了欸
算了啦，他們有給你蝦子
 
uncouth (很粗魯)是什麼意思？
很粗魯？
恩
不是 couthed 嗎?
吃不進去
豆腐對男人很不好，因為
它會在你身體裡面產生雌激素

English: 
- Wait, they're prawn.
So, have you guys got like--
- Sticky fingers.
- Have you guys got any plans
for your summer holidays?
Now I'm assuming you've
all started your holidays.
This isn't, I don't want this.
This is gross.
- I've got, um, an idea of
what I want to do this summer.
- Well I mean, if this video's a suc
(stuttering)
success.
Then I am more than happy
to do more of these.
- Well, I ordered chicken
somewhere and that's gone.
- Well, they've given you prawn.
(exhaling)
- What does it mean if you're uncouth?
- Uncouth?
- Yeah.
- Not couthed.
- No, that's not going to work.
- Apparently tofu's bad
for men, because it's like,
it gives you too much
estrogen in your system.

English: 
- And you can develop, um,
too much estrogen, like collects, fat.
- Okay, so anyway.
(crunching)
(slurping)
(crunching)
- This is a nice double date, triple date,
or maybe you third wheeled.
It's fine, it's Niki's existence.
(crunching)
- What?
- Third wheeling.
(crunching)
Right, these probably aren't good for you,
so I'm gonna have one more.
(crunching)
- Yeah, you're right,
you are disgusting to watch to eat.
It's like a snake trying
to swallow a whole gazelle.
- I'd dislocate my jaw.
(crunching)
- Can you just, like clear it up?
It's just all over you.
Now give it a rub down, just like,
here as well, just give it a good rub.
- Let me know in the comments
if you are a liberal,
applicator of sauces,
if you eat a lot.

Chinese: 
然後你身體裡就會
有太多的雌激素，像是吸收太多脂肪
不管怎樣
 
 
 
這是個很棒的雙人約會，三人約會
或是你是電燈泡
沒關係，Niki的存在就是這樣
 
蛤？
電燈泡
 
這個對你應該不太好
所以我要再吃一個
 
你說得沒錯
看你吃東西很噁心
很像一隻蛇試著要吃下一整隻羚羊
我下巴要脫臼了
 
你可以清理一下嗎？
你全身都是
稍微擦一下
這裡也是，好好的擦
在下方的留言讓我們知道
你是屬於隨便加醬料的人，還是喜歡塗抹醬料的人
如果你吃很多的話

Chinese: 
還有各位，我們還想知道
我們還想知道
如果你在旁邊一直吃他們會聽不到我講話
我們想知道你們想看我們錄哪種影片
有哪些影片是我們還沒做過的
你喜歡我們的吃放嗎？
我不知道我自己喜不喜歡
我覺得下次可以做個Pizza的就好
這是個很爛的名字
這是一個擦音"Muk" (Mukbang的第一個音節)
還有就是，我覺得我們在挪用人家的文化
但是Jenna Marbles 在我們之前就這麼做了，所以應該沒差
(這裡沒聽清楚)
 
掰
掰~
 
 
 
 
 

English: 
- Also guys, we want to know,
we want to know,
like they can't hear me
if you're just eating,
we want to know, what
do you want us to film,
what videos have we not done?
Did you like our Mukbang?
I don't know if I enjoyed this.
I think I might just do
it with pizza next time.
- Isn't it a horrible name,
it's like really fricative
in, like the Muk.
- Also, I feel like we're
culturally appropriating.
But Jenna Marbles did it so we're fine.
- The barrel, the barrel's
pretty barren right now,
so we're scraping.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- So, we've got red,
white, black and yellow.
We're going to record everything
in 50 frames a second,
so we can slow it down and
make it look really arty.
- I'm really sweaty.
