this incarnation of the story is
the dragon ruled the land for
ages just ages i used to think that
dinosaur was the snake/lizard
but then i look at t-rex, tyrannosaurus
rex that's a dragon
that's a dragon if it were running at
you bearing down on you
as you pooped yourself you would say "oh
i'm about to be eaten by a dragon"
so dragon ruled the land for ages
then monkey man came along
we didn't we didn't defeat the dragon
in any way the world i don't know the
story the 
dragon angered
the planet 
some way and the planet swallowed him up
and he's gone he
and she are gone
and monkey man rose from the rubble
of course the monkey man was gonna screw
around mess around that's what we do
that's why i'm proud of us people are
ashamed of being primates i don't get
that
you'd rather be a bird or a fish
or something i'm proud that we are
monkey man
because we're strong yet we have a good
time huh
it's great but eventually it'll fuck
around and blow the world up or that's
at least that's the riddle will
monkey man who took over the world from the
dragon oh my god that's amazing of
all the creatures who would've thought
monkey man would come through
and take it down but we didn't we just
waited around and we won we got it
now it's just a matter of well that's
the end of the story it was always going
to be the monkey man is he going to fuck
around and blow it all up yeah of course
but he's gonna have a great time a lot
of fun very funny
and i think a worthy addition to the
menagerie of life
