Welcome to the killcount where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies I'm James a Chinese and today
We're looking at leprechaun for huge sprues released in
1996 and the go-to title you can whip out whenever someone asks you to name the most
Ridiculous horror movie you can think of this movie is just as absurd as you're expected part 3 director Brian
Trenchard-smith returned to helm another lap movie, but since this one was a sci-fi affair
He wanted to include a lot more crazy special effects the practical stuff by gay bar Talos is as always
Impressive for the budget they had but the cg has been described by producer Marc amine as just behind the leading edge and more accurately
by trenchard-smith as below PlayStation the movies premise is literally just
Aliens with the leprechaun instead of Xenomorphs in fact the word leprechaun is never said once in this entire script
It just refer to left the whole time as an evil alien that they're haunting thrown a bunch of other shit like a mad
scientist and a Space Princess
And you begin to understand what this movie's gonna be or its kills as crazy as the rest of its contents
Let's find out and get to them
The movie begins with a real bad looking spaceship, holy shit
Is this seriously what we're gonna be dealing with this whole movie kill me now
Aboard that chexquest ship is a bunch of Space Marines. Who are imitating their favorite movie aliens especially this dude move
She's trying real hard to be the Bill Paxton
They've got one of those classically diverse groups going on see you've got your black. Dude your woman your Martinez
Everyone's represented even metalheads get some screen time when Master Sergeant metalhead Hooker enters the room and puts his troops at attention
He talks a bunch of space nonsense to his team
They're orbiting the planet of Ethicon and they're on a Search and Destroy mission to hunt an alien menace who's been disrupting mining
Operations Jesus, this is like the Phantom Menace of the Leprechaun series only this cult of Warriors has much more bloodthirsty than the Jedi
These kill kill killers are joined by dr. Tina Reeves was there representing some asshole named dr. Mittenhand
So you know we're in for some stupid shit. I don't know maybe I shouldn't judge a dude by his name
He might be ho that is one dumb looking dude Wow okay? No. No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be judging by his appearance either
He probably has like
Never mind dudes in outer space nazi doctor no no what I should have expected hookers pissed
He's got a look after this nerd chick, and he treats her like a three-year-old
They're gonna have to potty train this little girl ready for combat more awful
Space graphics transport us to a shuttle where the bar for the love story begins between Tina and space sylvester stallone this lunkhead Staff Sergeant
Books Malloy, let's travel plan his side and get some web up in the shit good evening. That's right. It's kind leprechaun
He's got a chicken captivity dressed up like space slave layout which I mean, I guess Slave Leia is Spacely Leia
But in any case this chick is princess Zarina and loves trying to get her all bubbly dub
So she'll agree to marry him see he wants to be a king and have the universe kneel before him
But maybe before all that he should just learn how to folk ass
Serena's not interested in the
Proposal because obviously the loves got some leverage years since Serena's dad is apparently a penniless King and loves got the magic that make that
Treasure jingle-jangle, that's enough for her to get on board. The king is dead long live the king outside on the planet's surface
We're treated to some Zee great special effects that make it look like Prince took over in the Terminator future
I've seen worse in Detroit. Oh hold up blood for you
Don't get to take a dig at detail when you're literally the crap Dilla crap alright get the fuck out here with that Detroit bar
Say everybody the Marines find Webb aliens layer and open fire on us
What the fuck is that thing Howie Mandel from little monsters anyway?
Leppe hears them shooting and hide so when this marine lucky get it finds the banquet of gold on love's table
He thinks there's no one around to stop him from looting little does he know that leprechaun is right behind him and don't look now
But he's got a goddamn leppe saber
He uses the saber to get lucky, but since it'd be way too hard to show that thing cutting through skin
It's mostly an off-screen affair. Let's Till's Lucky's gone and engages in a firefight with the Marines in a shitty little battle zone
That wouldn't be fit for a small-town laser tag satyrs seriously
What are these plastic mounds of glittery dawn when a grenade lands near LEP's future ticket to royalty he pulls a Whitehurst and jumps on
It blowing himself up to protect the princess, but I'm not gonna count. This as a kill because left will be back
You know you know also Zarina is still alive too even though. It looks like she lost a hand in the process wait
That's hers. I said so green the Marine who threw the grenade Kowalski
He wants to mark his kill, and he does so with hookers approval
Too bad Lebs got some secret sci-fi special effects on his sleeve and also of Kowalski's urethra apparently the shit looking shuttle leaves the planet's
surface and returns to the main ship where an injured Princess serena is taken to the science base kina notices that Serena's necklace is an
Indicator of loyalty from the planet Dominion, so I guess loves looking to be a dominatrix the other scientists there is dr.
Mittenhand Lackey Hera he's a dickhead
See told you dickhead Harold shows hooker a nifty little
Sci-fi beam that can both shrink objects down to fun size and blow them back up just like that
Hope you're ready to see that get used later then Nazi Zordon appears on a monitor to argue with metal head over the terms of
Their space contract it's real boring shit that doesn't matter so fuck it
Hey, you know what screams futuristic sci-fi flick a disco dance party yep
We're on another
Awful cheap looking set where Kowalski and the lady Space Marine
Dolores played by Debbie Dunning of home-improvement Fame are grinding on each other like a pair of high school seniors circa 2005
They sneak away to make some space Whoopie despite the teasing in evokes from the other Space Marines including space Dan coke making dick jokes
When they get to a more private place on the spacecraft Dolores gums, Kowalski's jaw like she's sylvia ganache
And he delivers an appalling invitation for her to give him a handjob shake hands
And the big guy it looks like there are some big problems with the big guy cuz Kowalski finds himself up against the wall in
Pain as his crush stands at attention the girth keeps growing until there's a bonafide
Leprechaun alien ripping his way out of Kowalski's loins with some safe sex advocacy
As leprechaun does a little Care Bear flight away Kowalski slumps over dead victim of this avid old timey affliction
Lepton alien left runs off talking and almost but not really Rhymes and calling himself a demon in ship
But never a fucking leprechaun
Why is this a?
Leprechaun movie when Tina walks into the disco bar books takes a break from drinking out of sex toys with the boys to go talk
To her but she ends up insulting his intelligence so much
He can't help but respond with awful acting I know what criteria means doc and I know what a prerequisite is you see
Just because I'm wearing this uniform does not mean that they have surgically removed my brain
Yeah
this
Conversation obviously isn't going very well even though books keeps pressing with all the natural
Macho confidence that comes with being a six foot three camo Ken dolls
So let's just watch these other two Marines mooch and Danny Martinez you the latest space Stan
We're good boys oops tries to get some relationship advice from sticks wait hold on no sticks displayed by Miguel a nuñez jr.
Better known to dead meat fans as the poopin performer demon from Friday vibe Halle asked
Let me hear some of them. Oh babies
One more time oh
So sweet my ears unfortunately, they're do talk it's interrupted by Dolores finally getting back to alert them about left
They head out to find the revitalized little shit
And we see that the Tina books relationship is literally the same as the Aniston handy mantle added one from the original
Only instead of city versus country. It's brains versus brawn
It's like mom and dad are fighting
But you hate both of them when hooker wants to check out a waste disposal room Tina points out that it's filled with flesh-eating
Bacteria so hooker assigns mooch to suit up and go look inside
Tina insists that she'll accompany him since she knows what she's doing but not so fast there little lady you need a big strong books
To tell you what to do when she goes as far as the airlock would should I go in all right seriously the dudes in
this franchise make my skin crawl need another example well look no further than the science Bay where Harold is proving just how much of
A dickhead he is by fucking molesting the unconscious princess Zarina goddamn
This movie skeevy after he sees that her hand is fully reattached itself with new tissue
mitten hand appears on a monitor and tells him to keep that little
Discovery secret and keep it safe boots and books head into the shit chamber where they failed to notice
There's a particularly
Active little shit hanging out among the other ways left whips out a blade and slashes open muchas space suit with it causing all that
Flesh-eating bacteria to flood into as soon as books tries to get him out you just gotta imagine. It's happening though
we don't really get to see any of it at least not until books pulls him out of the poop chamber and shows that he's
Become a Halloween USA skeleton. Yeah, I know Tina
It looks pretty bad
The Marines go yell at the science nerds cuz hookers done with this shit and wants to just hand over Zarina to leprechaun
So it'll stop killing his Matt mitten Han refuses cuz he wants to keep her vers
Science when hooker threatens to leave the ship entirely bitten hand reveals himself in person with some doom door sound effects
Yep so mitten hand is revealed to be a cyborg space Nazi doctor although he would prefer a much more polished description
Yeah, but like you're still definitely a Nazi you might want to watch it with a downfall rage to you
He unilaterally extends the Marines contracts writing em with mutiny charges if they don't follow orders
So now these Marines are the anti web force well. They're out hunting for leprechaun aliens Harald and dr.
Mittenhand do some weird science with awful direct-to-video effects that result in a flesh tone turd okay
Looks like mittens is real thrilled about it, though
So what do I know Harald drains Serena's?
rejuvenating blue blood and makes a nasty blue milk cocktail that mittenhand hopes will allow him to regrow the rest of his body as
Disgusting a space Nazi and pervy dickhead are they might be more entertaining than the Marines walking around in pairs and doing fucking nothing this
movie so bad and boring and even when there is a supposed action scene it's just gunfire and leprechaun making finger explosions with no
consequences
Eventually Danny gets scared and runs off on his own only to find a monitor with leppe on it playing dress up again and imitating
His idol Freddie with a much less graceful
Rendition of Krueger's favorite gag when Danny sees the Leprechaun hiding and goes to shoot him left drops a big metal crate on and crushing
Him for a bloodless kill
But I guess I shouldn't complain too much because at least it's something fucking happening the rest of the Marines are still on their mission
Of ineptitude when left uses some what is that lip magic to seal off Dolores from everyone else so things
Looking good for the tool time girl when love confronts her on the catwalk she wastes
No time blowing him to pieces with her space rifles so movie over now
We ain't that lucky leprechaun
Rejuvenates from a single foot not sure how exactly and tosses her from the walkway to hang over a big old green screen pin plays
This little piggy with her fingers, which just shows me
She's got some impressive digital strength, but when the last little piggy goes wee
Wee wee all the way home
Delores falls down to her chromakey doom right as the Marines escape from the door
They were locked behind hooker gets so insist actor Tim Cole. Sorry quotes himself from Full Metal Jacket
They find Delores lying at the bottom of the spaceship where she appears pretty dead
But she does pop back up to give some final words of wisdom
Yeah, yeah
No shit Delores that stamp in the plan this whole time
She falls back and dies giving us another kill to add to the list and inspiring Tina to end her
anti-gun ways and get locked and loaded
Wow Harold gets tricked by leprechaun imitating a topless Tina and begging to be led into the science Bay
It's a trick weapons played time and time again, but this one's much worse for all of us when the operation addresses the audience directly
Thank you. Thank you
And in case that near Jar Jar quotes not bad enough what's throwing a Hannibal Lecter tongue thing -
Fuck - you look for when horny Harold opens the door he gets a cane straight to his Hickory stick left strolls into the science
Bain gets laughed at by dr
mittenhand while Harold rolls around
Holding the cane against his own junk for some reason just let it go and get up you dickhead
He discovers its retractable blade and sticks it through the back of leprechaun coming out the front
But you think that's gonna stop lucky boy who know how it's done and for trying you're gonna get a real weird death when leprechaun
Magic's a big saucer plate through the air spinning sideways and slamming into Harold's face with enough force to flatten it into one of the
Most disturbing images in this entire franchise, and we just saw a sexpot killer dude in the last movie
But I'd rather watch a thousand malfunctioning sex pots and have to feast my eyes on this hey remember princesses Arena
She of the music festival makeup and middle school dance body glitter. She was kind of a character
Let's bring her back with a nasty lap cast she wakes up to learn that leprechaun into some kinky shit
Haven't fixed midden hands with a ball gag in the mouth the Nazi doctors subdued love gets to some fucked up
Experiments of his own mixing the blue milk potion with a big ol hairy tarantula and a nasty
Scorpion he puts that shit on the smoothie setting and injects it straight into mitten hands mitten skull as Serena Cheers a mom
The Marines show up just in time to see some quality leprechaun movie
Coming and that's bad the only thing that could make up for that acting is hearing a shout-out for my channel from my favorite metal
headed Marines
He noticed me another real lame gun fight breaks out
Which is about as entertaining as watching?
stormtroopers in a practice skirmish until weapons arena run away the Marines pursue them leaving mittenhand to wig out on his own and when they
find Zarina she commands them to kneel before her distracting them long enough for love to magic a ton of
Explosives all over metalheads body and the detonator to all of them right in left hand
Before he and Zarina head off with her new hostage though
We've got to get a real gratuitous tit shot in here when she exposes her breasts to the Marines and a move
That's explained by Tina as being a death sentence on her system
They'll be dead definitely not his fatal use of nudity as those blade boobs back in part 2 that was how you killed someone with
Boobs Erina the remaining trio of Marines had after them noticing that only the ball gag is left of mittens as Serena tells left well
He should do with the Marines
But instead of executing them outright, let's gonna use this spell over hooker to give us all a lip-sync drag show
Tim Cole
Sorry said they filmed this whole thing in a single take which yeah
Kinda looks like as leopards arena watch hooker alternately
Dances with and fights with his subordinate Marines after Tina knocks him down with some basic martial arts his gun re
Materializes for some reason and he charges at them while having a real bad argument with himself. Yeah, it's party violence
Eventually, he sticks his bayonet tip into an outlet which causes him to get electrocuted to death upon falling to the ground the Marines learned
the shocking revelation
That hooker has been a cyborg this whole time a reveal that literally changes nothing in the story or with the character
But hey alien did it so might as well put it in the shitty fucking space leprechaun movie - okay now that that's over with
I'm hoping that we might just be safe from any more stupid shit in the rest of this movie wait. What's that?
Eye opening wait wait what the fuck is that thing? Oh dear god? No is that dr. Mittenhand. Oh even worse. I am no Newton
Good lord
Having wept the space drag show leprechaun is erina are on their way to the cargo bay to get his gold stopping only to activate
the ship self-destruct sequence
So they can get rid of the Marines and this abomination Styx heads off to go stop the auto self-destruct sequence
But gets first person attacked by minton fucker, but the next time we see him
He's just hanging out and some Laffy Taffy's still were able to operate the computer meanwhile eopns arena finally find his gold only to learn
That it's been shrunken down with that zap gun that we saw what feels like years ago
Also, since Serena's been annoying left this whole time
He bewitches her face to break out into boils
And then he just knocks her out with his cane and makes the boils disappear nothing matters in this movie Beauty and the Brawn fine
Leprechaun so we can get it
Oh pretty
Please yes another boring space gunfight yippee at least this one results in a gratuitous torso shot of books to kind of even the score
Here good meter. You good. Tina's able to hit left with the shrink ray gun only wait a minute
It wasn't set to mini
It was set to 1 ba leprechaun resizes about as well as a low res JPEG and his
Artifacting scarce book Santino right out of the hangar wait big size left you thinking big joke
Yeah, I knew you were books returns to try to fight left off through the power of packs while Tina crawls through an air vent
And gets attacked by bitten spider. Don't worry girl
He attacks sticks like 10 minutes ago, and that dude is just fine, but actually wait this movie
Isn't sleazy enough why not have Minton spiders straight-up rip this girl's pants off
Yeah
that'll show her she shows up to the bridge looking more like a Baywatch lifeguard than a biologist it gets attacked again by the
Magnificently ineffectual Minton spider who keeps yelling at her?
feed me
So she feeds him some liquid
Nitrogen freezing him into a mitten snow spider that she done shoots for the rifle to blow the fuck up finally
That's one awful part of this movie dead and gone just like five more to go then
books finds arena passed out in the hangar and carries her away from the giant leprechaun who has seriously spent his entire time as a
Giant just tossing her around space crates
And shit there was literally no purpose to him getting big like that folks takes arena to safety and tells Tina to open the cargo
Bay doors Hal which creates a vacuum in the cargo bay that ultimately sends Leprechaun out into space Webb's body?
distorts some more this time with less artifact and more wacky wormhole effects until he finally just blows the fuck up wait hold up a
Minute I'm sorry rewind that back alright slow motion ah yeah that space explosion took place in a goddamn room
They didn't even bother to turn off the obvious ceiling light. Holy fucking shit. This movie is hot space garbage
Oh speaking of which the king is dead long live the Queen so the conniving space princess gets a happy ending cool
Wait why is this movie still going? Oh cuz of the Auto self-destruct sequence, I tell you the password
Will you just fucking roll credits, please? It's wizard like of Oz okay great
Thank you lights up weird group hug and poorly alias leprechaun hand flipping on the bird a fucking and holy guy there was
Absolutely nothing redeemable about that movie, so let's hope it has a decent body count to make up for it
Let's find out at the numbers oh
Oh god. I'm so big now. Oh goodness me
Nine people died in leprechaun for in-space
Once again only one victim was a woman and of the eight men one was a cyborg and one was a leprechaun so we had
All sorts of shit going on to this one huh with a downright painful
runtime of 95 minutes that comes out to a kill on average every ten point five six minutes
I'll give the golden chainsaw four coolest kill - Kowalski this death was part of director
Trenchard-smith speech that sold the idea to producer mark Amin after all who's gonna turn down a movie with a leprechaun
Materializing out of some dudes pee doll machete for lamest kill will go to Harold sure Danny and Dolores deaths were pretty lame
But Harold's was just embarrassing and way too cartoony for me, which is saying something in a leprechaun movie
And that's it leprechaun for in-space was released direct-to-video in 1996 the fourth consecutive year with the leprechaun oh nice
Thankfully the worst is over believe it or not in the hood is leagues better than the pseudo sci-fi crap
I'll prove it to you next time, but until then I'm James HIDs. It's been the killcam
Thanks a lot for watching today's go cap I wanna
Thank a couple of patrons like Frank Cervantes the third and Johnson, Hawaii
We're now more than halfway through with the Leprechaun series, and yes
This was a Monday release trust me with these releases until I tell you a little bit more information in a few weeks
And then change some things up after my one-year anniversary, but I promise you'll like and for everyone during the giveaway
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