(upbeat music)
- I can't believe he's eating that.
- So disgusting.
- God, Trapp. Don't you ever think about
what you're putting into your body?
- What? It's an orange.
- Fruit is basically poison.
If you want to unlock its
vitamins and nutrients
you need to drink it
as cold-pressed juice.
- Okay?
- Nevermind. Juice is bad for you now.
- Juice is basically sugar-water,
which is basically poison.
- Fine, I didn't want to drink it anyway.
- Wow, Trapp. No fruit?
I mean, you need Vitamin C.
- How do you get it, then?
- You mix little packets of powderized
Vitamin C with water.
- Vitamin C is basically magic.
In that, I have no idea how it works
and I believe it can do anything.
- Okay. Explain again why
I'm supposed to drink this?
- They say it's healthy.
- Who?
- They.
- What is it supposed to do?
- Be healthy.
- How? In what way?
- There was a headline on an article
that I didn't read on a website
that I can't remember that
said that it's healthy.
Isn't that enough?
- No!
- Just drink it, you fuck!
- Alright.
- Nevermind!
- All that processed
powder is terrible for you.
- Why?
- Because it's processed.
- Ew! Processed.
- You should only eat whole natural foods.
Like this grain you've never of.
- Cargally, yum!
- Oo, cargally. I have a cargally recipe
that you have got to try.
- What do you do, because I tried it
you put a little bit of water
- Guys
- And you steam it
- Guys, no
Can I just eat my lunch?
I feel like you're following fads with
no hard science to back you up.
- What?
- What is cargally?
- Cargally has been recognized
as a nutritious food for centuries.
- They found it in ancient Egyptian tombs.
- Tombs? What? Why is that good?
- Because it's old!
Anything that old has to be right.
- That's why I swish my mouth
every night with coconut oil.
- That's actually really bad for you.
- Nevermind, I don't do
that and I never have.
The point is, cargally's the best.
Oh! Nope, cargally's the worst.
- It's loaded with carbs,
meaning it's basically
poison
- poison, great, got it, yeah.
- But coconut oil's good again.
- Really?
- No.
- Which is why I'm sticking with my broth.
- Oh, okay, well I love soup.
- This is broth. It's different.
How?
- It's healthier.
- In what way?
- In the way that it's not soup.
- Oh, actually though, that is soup.
This is broth!
- Actually both of them are bad.
But coconut oil is good again.
- Nevermind, it's bad.
What's good is apple-cider vinegar.
- And alkaline water.
- Those are opposites.
- No way.
- Grant, I don't think you
should mix those together.
Grant, Grant! No no no no!
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- Someone didn't get enough Vitamin C.
- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor.
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