(MUSICAL NOTIFICTION
TONE FROM CELL PHONE)
HEY BOB, WHAT'S GOING ON,
IT'S PAUL.
AH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
I-I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE
TO GET EM TO DO THIS VIDEO
(EXHALES) I-I HAVEN'T TALKED TO
HIM IN ABOUT 2-3 WEEKS, HONESTLY
UM, HE SAID HE WAS GOING UP
NORTH AND... UM
ANYWAY, UH, I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO
THIS WITHOUT HIM.
SORRY.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
- WHAT'S UP BRO?
EMINEM CAN'T MAKE THE
VIDEO SHOOT.
AH, YEAH I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE GETTING READY
TO GO ON STAGE
I DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK UP YOUR
VIBE BUT I HAVE A PLAN
HEAR ME OUT
WE GOT HIM A BODY DOUBLE.
HA, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
ME?
NO I'M BEING SERIOUS! THEY LOOK
IDENTICAL
SAME FLOW, HE C-
DO YOU EVEN HEAR THE SHIT THAT
IS COMING OUT OF YOUR M-
YOU HAVE A BODY DOUBLE?
YOU WANT ME TO GO ON SET WITH
SOME GUY WHO'S NOT EVEN EMINEM?
I - I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT SOUNDS CRAZY
BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR
PART TWO OF THE PLAN.
WE'RE GONNA GET
EM A BODY DOUBLE,
AND WE'RE GONNA
GET YOU A BODY DOUBLE.
YOU'RE FUCK- YOU'RE JOKING BRO?
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHO I HAVE
IN MIND.
OKAY?
SQUINCE FROM THE SANDLOT. HUH?
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
YOU WANT SQUINCE TO PLAY ME IN
A-
YO, THIS IS CRAZY! I'M-
AM I CRAZY?
HELLO? LIKE I CAN'T- I DON'T
EVEN...
DO ME A FAVOR,
YOU TALK TO THE GUY,
YOU GET A VIBE
JUST FACETIME HIM
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT.
- YOU - YOU GET TH-
ALRIGHT. THANK YOU BRO.
(SQUINCE'S PHONE RINGING)
HEY CHAUNCEY, WHAT UP MAN?
OH, WHAT UP MAN?
YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH
BOBBY IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW
UM, THAT THING WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT?
YEAH, IT- IT'S A GO.
OH YEAH. YEAH- YEAH I REMEMBER
THAT. THAT'S COOL!
- HERE'S BOBBY.
- HEY WHAT'S UP DUDE?
YO LOGIC, UM, BOBBY, YO WHAT UP?
IT'S A TRIP, IT'S LIKE I'M
FACETIME-ING MYSELF.
OKAY... ANYWAY-
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO THIS
THOUGH?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
DON'T WORRY
I GOT THIS
(LAUGHING)
♪♪♪
(ROOF)
♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN
ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE ♪
♪ AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL WE
LEAVING ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN
FOR YA MAN ♪
♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN
THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA ♪
♪ SLIM SHADY WITH RABIES♪
♪ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH ♪
♪ AIN'T NOBODY TAKIN ME OUT ♪
♪ EVERY SINGLE RAPPER IN
THE INDUSTRY ♪
♪ YEAH THEY KNOW WHAT
I'M ABOUT ♪
♪ AND I DARE YA TO TEST ME CUZ ♪
♪ NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU
MOTHAFUCKAS IMPRESS ME ♪
♪ AND MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
OF AN EXAGGERATION ♪
♪ BUT I'M FULL OF INNOVATION AND
I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS ♪
♪ HIGH SCHOOL "HE'S COOL, HE'S
NOT" RAP SHIT ♪
- WHOA HOLY SHIT DUDE
♪ CAN A SING ONE OF YOU
MOTHAFUCKAS EVEN RAP? ♪
♪ SHIT NO THIS AIN'T A DISS
TO THE GAME ♪
♪ THIS IS GAS TO THE FLAME ♪
♪ NOWADAYS EVERYBODY SOUND
THE SAME ♪
♪ SHIT'S LAME LIKE A MOTH TO THE
FLAME ♪
♪ I'M A REEL EM IN AND KILL EM
I KNOW ♪
♪ YOU FEEL THIS LYRICISM
WHEN I'M SPILLIN AND I'M
FEELIN MYSELF ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH BOBBY BOY HE BE
FEELIN HIMSELF ♪
♪ MASS MURDER LIKE THIS CANT BE
GOOD FOR MY HEALTH ♪
♪ WHEN I RAP LIKE THIS DO I
SOUD LIKE SHIT WELL ♪
♪ IT DON'T REALLY MATTER CUZ I'M
KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ YEAH I'M KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ OH YEAH OH YEAH I'M KILLIN
THIS SHIT ♪
♪ BOBBY BOY HOW MANY TIMES YOU
BEEN KILLIN THIS SHIT ♪
♪ FIND ANOTHER RHYME,
GODDAMN NIGGA SHIT ♪
♪ FUCK RAP, I SOUND LIKE AN
ADDICT WITH A SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T
NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING
ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS I'M COMIN
FOR YA MAN ♪
♪ AND HIS LADY AND EVEN
THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪
♪ THERE'S OWHERE TO HIDE ♪
♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪
♪ HIT EM WITH THAT ... ♪
♪ AND THEY DIE ♪
♪ WE GON LEAVE EM CRUCIFIED ♪
♪ WE CALL THIS SHIT GENOCIDE ♪
♪ I GOT BITCHES I GOT HOES ♪
♪ I GOT RARE DESIGNER CLOTHES ♪
♪ NO WE AINT FUCKIN WITH THAT ♪
♪ YEAH THERES A TIME AND
A PLACE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU AINT COMIN WITH THE
ILLEST OF RAPS ♪
♪ CALLIN YOURSELF THE
GREATEST ALIVE ♪
♪ THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO DO THAT ♪
♪ NO NO OH NO NO PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT ♪
♪ YOU GON GET SMACKED ♪
♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY ATTACK ♪
♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY BOY SNAP ♪
♪ YOU GON MAKE BOBBY BOY SNAP ♪
♪ BOBBY BOY - FUCK RAP ♪
♪ I SOUND LIKE AN ADDICT WITH A
SEMI AUTOMATIC ♪
♪ WHO DONE IT AND HE READY FOR
ANYBODY TO BUCK BACK ♪
♪ HOLD UP CATCH A VIBE AIN'T
NO WAY IN HELL WE LEAVING
ANYBODY ALIVE ♪
♪ EVEN SUICIDE ♪
♪ NO FUCK THAT BOBBY FEELIN
VILLAINOUS ♪
♪ HE KILLIN THIS ♪
♪ I'M COMIN FOR YA MAN
AND HIS LADY ♪
♪ AND EVEN THE BABY ♪
♪ I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY ♪
YO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD MAN.
UH WHAT'S UP WITH EM'S GUY
THOUGH?
ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
HEY WHAT'S UP MY MAN?
HEY CHRIS, WHAT'S UP?
AH, NOT MUCH JUST, UH,
HANGIN' OUT YA KNOW?
NOTHING, NOTHIN' TOO CRAZY.
(CHUCKLES)
WHAT'S UP, UH, WHAT'S UP WITH
YOU?
UH, YEAH I'M ACTUALLY HERE
WITH BOBBY IN THE STUDIO
RIGHT NOW.
WHAT'S UP, DUDE.
AH HEY, WHAT'S UP BOBBY.
YOU GUYS JUST HANGING OUT OR
WHAT?
UM, SO YOU KNOW
THAT THING WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH IT'S, IT'S, IT'S A ...
(CHRIS SHOOSHING)
IT'S A G-, YEAH... YEAH.
(CHRIS SHOOSHING)
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YA.
BOTH:
WHOA!
EMINEM:
♪ JIGGA-JIGGA-JIGGA LIKE
JAY-Z ♪
♪ JIG IS UP YOU FUCKERS WHO
DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ♪
♪ ARE GETTING WASHED
LIGA LIGA LIGA LIKE BATHING ♪
♪ YOUNG HOVA I KNOW HITTERS LIKE
YANKEES ♪
♪ GUN TOTERS THAT PULL TRIGGERS
LIKE CRAZY ♪
♪ UNLOAD & LEAVE YOU SHOT UP IN
YOUR ROVER ♪
♪ YOUR BODY GOES LIMP AND
SLUMPS OVER ♪
♪ LIKE A-ROD IN A MONTH LULL BUT
HE JUST HOMERED ♪
♪ HOLD UP I SAID ROVER, BECAUSE
NOW YOUR ROVER IS RED ♪
♪ LIKE RED ROVER SO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEANT ♪
♪ BUT I ROLL OVER MY OPPONENTS
INSTEAD ♪
♪ MAKIN' DOG SOUNDS' CAUSE ♪
♪ I GOTTA KEEP BREAKIN' THESE
BARS DOWN ♪
♪ I'LL GO SLOW FOR THE SPEDS ♪
♪ BUT WHEN I GO ROOF LIKE THE
DOBERMAN SAID ♪
♪ I STILL THINK THE ROOF WOULD
GO OVER YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKAS ABOUT
TO GET HIT ♪
♪ WITH SO MANY FOUL LINES YOU'LL
THINK I'M A FREE THROW ♪
♪ FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME FOR
PEOPLE TO EAT CROW ♪
♪ YOU ABOUT TO GET OUT RHYMED
HOW COULD I BE DETHRONED ♪
♪ I STAY ON MY TOES (TOWS)
LIKE THE REPO ♪
♪ A BEHEMOTH IN SHEEP'S
CLOTHES FROM THE EAST COAST
TO THE WEST ♪
♪ I'M THE ETHOS AND I'M THE GOAT
WHO THE BEST ♪
♪ I DON'T GOTTA SAY A FUCKIN'
THING THOUGH 'CAUSE MC'S KNOW ♪
♪ BUT YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ME
SPIT THE FACTS ♪
♪ YOUR SHIT IS ASS LIKE
A TAILBONE OR ♪
♪ YOU'RE TRAPPED IN YOUR
CELL PHONE ♪
♪ OR MY CHICKEN SCRATCH OR MY
SELF-LOATHE ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN'
LISTEN TO YOU ♪
♪ SPIT YOUR RAPS SOMEONE
ELSE WROTE ♪
♪ USED TO GET BEAT UP BY THE
BIG KIDS ♪
♪ USED TO LET THE BI KIDS STEAL
MY BIG WHEEL ♪
♪ AND I WOULDN'T DO SHIT BUT
JUST SIT STILL ♪
♪ NOW MONEY'S NOT A BIG DEAL ♪
♪ I'M RICH I WIPE MY ASS
WITH SIX MIL ♪
♪ BIG BILLS LIKE A PLATYPUS ♪
♪ A CATERPILLARS COMING TO GET
THE CANNABIS ♪
♪ I'M LOOKING FOR THE SMOKE BUT
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE
SCATTERIN' ♪
♪ BATTERIN' EVERYTHING I'VE HAD
IT WITH THE INADEQUATE ♪
♪ MAN I CAN SEE MY DICKI STANDI
A MANNEQUIN ♪
♪ AND I'M BRINGING THE
BANANA BACK ♪
♪ AND THE FUCKIN'
HEADBAND AGAIN ♪
♪ HANDKERCHIEF AND I'M THINKIN'
OF BRINGIN' ♪
♪ THE FUCKIN' FINGERLESS
GLOVES BACK ♪
♪ AND NOT GIVIN' A
SINGULAR FUCK, LIKE FUCK RAP ♪
♪ I SOUND LI A FUCKIN'
MILLIONAIRE WITH A DERRINGER ♪
♪ WITH A HAIR TRIGGER 'BOUT
TO BEAR HUG IT ♪
♪ FUCKIN' TERRIER THE RIC FLAIR
DRIPPER ♪
♪ YA'LL COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE
AT A PRAYER VIGIL ♪
♪ WHEN I VENT THEY COMPARE ME TO
A FUCKIN' AIR DUCT ♪
♪ I'M ABOUT TO BARE KNUCKLE IT ♪
♪ NAH FUCK IT, I'MA GO UPSIDE
THEIR HEAD WITH A NANTUCKET ♪
♪ ABRA-CA-FUCKIN'-DABRA THE
TRACK IS THE BLOOD ♪
♪ I'M ATTRACTED I'M
ATTACKIN' IT ♪
♪ WHAT? DRACULA FUCK THAT SHIT
I'M UP BACK WITH A THUD ♪
♪ MAN, STOP... ♪
- YO THIS IS CRAZY
- I KNOW
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
OH SHIT ... EMINEM?
WOAH, THIS IS DOPE MAN
LOOK WHAT I'M PLANNIN',
PLANNIN', I'M PLANNIN'
TO DO ALL THIS WHILE
YA PANICKIN'
AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' AND STARIN'
AT MANNEQUINS
AND I'M GOING TO FANAGANS TRYING
TO GET UP A PLAN AGAINST
ALL OF THE
BLANA-KAZANA-KA-FAM-
BAM-BANNIGANS
WHILE OF ALL THE BANA-KAZANIKA
HANNA IN A CABANA
YOU'RE IN A CABANA? I'M IN
A CABANA AND A JANET
I'M IN A CABANA CHANTIN' ALL
THIS STAND UP BANTER
WHILE YOU DON'T GOT THE STAMINA,
YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA
YA LACKIN' THE STAMINA WHILE YA
DIVORCIN' HARRISON FORD
AND I'M IN A PORSCHE AND
THE FLOOR BOARDS
WHILE I'M WORLD TOURIN'
YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS
BAPKINS
LAPKINS AND CHAPKI-
YOU USING CHAPSTICK AND NAPKINS
WHILE I'M BAPKIN'
FLAPPIN' AROUND LIKE A BAPKIN'
FLAMMINABABBITAPANNITAJAMPKIN
DAMNIT MY CAN OF PO-
YOU USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS
