spider-man spider-man look who only gets
spider-man
stupid xbox dumb pc web slinging you
will not see look out
sony owns spider-man okay we get it bro oh
boy i can't wait to play the full
version of the avengers game while
you guys you know pay the same price for
less content
i refuse to even purchase that mediocre
looking trash
have you seen this red avenger
costumes bruh this is an exclusive skin
you will receive
if you are a customer of verizon
wait bruh the phone company how about
this
one oh oh look at hulk look at them tacky
ass gold chains
motherfucker don't wear no tacky ass
gold chains tacky ass gold chains
i apparently have a thing against
tacky gold chains the evidence to me
is clear the avengers is not being made
with any sort of passion behind it
the avengers is being made to sell
cosmetics
hi
jealous i am not jealous jealous i got
spiderman hater get a hate
you can have your web slinging pussy boy
i will be purchasing full games on steam
and i refuse to participate in these
shady business practices
oh someone say shady business practice
oh god bro phone got left on the table
again oh no
oh no oh god god please take me now you
guys want to try a new game
it's free it's not free bruh you slap
ads in my face every five seconds oh
come on you don't have to watch these
ads
just give me like 4.99 and for that you
get 50 blue gems
10 purple flim-floms and 2 poppy lickers
oh hey mobile you know what isn't
fun in any game ever keeping up with
more than one
currency oh don't be a poo poo slut with
a mouthful of sticky white cum
what just give me 4.99 i would give you
cancer if i possess the ability
oh don't be that way just give me 4.99
you do it right now i'll give you an xp
boost oh
bruh xp boost you'll be able to progress
much
faster just give me 4.99
come on 4.99
you spend more than that on a meal i'll
throw in an exclusive skin
come on baby just four
ninety nine oh god i gotta have it i
gotta have it bro i gotta have it like
right now i mean uh
no i'm not a fucking idiot
this is me laughing HA HA
you suck so hard dude
