Jenna: Hey what's up you guys?!
Julien: Hey what's up you guys?!
Jenna: Are you okay?
Julien: roar
Wayfair you got just what I need
Ohh waaahaaahaa
Jenna: GIVE ME YOUR MOUTH!
- Honey put it in neutral cause we're rolling.
Hahaha
Ow! I got something in my eye!
Jenna: You know that it's a stressful week when Marbles get constipated,
right Julien?
Julien: Absolutely.
That boy speaks volumes with his bowel
movements.
Julien: I'll go to my room.
Julien: *barks*
give me your
*wheezes and laughs*
- Pasta by hand
*scoffs* yeah it's called
Postmates.
Julien: Burglar summer chic.
Jenna: What places you into robbin?
- mostly high fashion
bars, I go into bars that people are
dressed really nice in and I take the
money behind the register.
But I can't just walk in like anybody I gotta blend in.
Nothing will slow me down, not no man.
- This isn't what I had envisioned.
Julien: You're so friendly, what's your name?
Both: nagyangyang *growling type sound*
Jenna: Alright you can take that one off.
Julien take this one off
*Ear piercing Aries slurps*
Julien: Stick a fork in me,
cuz I'm done.
- Who wants to brush their fuckin teeth?
- Next.
Winter.
Julien: I agree marble you could have taken him.
Both: Laughing
Jenna: Did you just fall down?
Jenna: That guy's either a pro snowboarder or
like a pro trust fund baby.
Julien: ehhhhhh
*smack smack*
*Loud swallow*
- Oh! My! God!
Jenna: You look like you fell into a wood chipper.
Both: laughing
Jenna: I need somewhere I can put my bath bombs
in the bathroom. You know?
- Just put it in a bomb shelter
a bath bomb shelter.
Jenna: Like this one better...
*Wheezing and laughing*
Julien: *Gasping for air while laughing*
I was trying to get them out,
but they're in there.
Am I right Ladies and men and
my non-binary friends.
*Click, kiss, whistle*
This is not what I envisioned when I wanted to be a toothbrush.
Marble: *Barks*
Jenna: *Gasps*
Julien: Okay Okay.
Jenna: You're being rude.
Marble what you can't see can't hurt you.
Marble: *Barks*
Jenna: *Gasps*
It can hurt him!
- You look so cute and pretty...
oh..
Julien: RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE STATE OF MIIIIND
*clicks lounge*
But look at the bright side
- What's the bright side?
- I don't know
Both: *laughing*
Jenna: Just saying look at the bright side
- I don't know what it is just look at
it
Jenna: !JULIEN!
V/O: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jenna: Look number two!
- Ponytail tour!
Julien: Marbles uses the art of rage to find his way back home.
- TACTILE
Julien: What's this back here?
Jenna: What?
-Okay get in the car.
There he go, there he go, there he go, there he go.
Jenna: I'm scared of you just like
Julien: Ohhhh, Hello.
- That looks like the most exquisite mullet ever.
- Who is she?
-I programmed our Google home last night
while you weren't home to only play
Christian rock so
- Actually I'm down you
- Who said you could come here?
Jenna: You look like a discount
Hulk Hogan.
Both: Hey brother.
Jenna: *wispers* He just read that sign
and thought that was a dog.
does he think that's a dog?
He thinks that's a dog.
Julien: That's the smartest dumbest thing he's ever done.
- You haven't seen your opponent yet, it's a late fill-in.
you're in the Octagon. He walks up it's
dark, the lights turn on, you see this.
Jenna: I would shit my pants.
- Things we've learned today.
Christian
rock bumps.
Julien: Sorry. Something just went all the way
down through my throat.
Jenna: Honestly leaving the house is a waste of time.
- First of all, put these on.
no no take your glasses off.
- Okay I look like Bret Michaels.
Jenna: Why are you walking like that?
- Hello do you care?
care about my things.
Julien: it looks great
-thank you.
You're almost there Congrats.
- Thank you. -You're welcome.
- I've already abused it a little bit by
taking it out of its package, you know
I was real rough with it. But like welcome
to the world bitch.
- If I, we get those like light colored chairs how am I gonna
die people's hair?
Julien: Ummm
People's?
Like me?
- Everybody's hair
Julien: Oh my god...
- Nobody's hair is safe.
- Like Who Is She?
*Loud drop*
Jenna: Hey, you know...
- RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE STATE OF MIND
I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIME
Jenna: Did you just break your glasses?
- Ain't got no tears left to cry
* Loud ripping*
Jenna: *softly* why? why? why?
Julien: *shouts* REEAAT
Jenna: *aggressively* SHHHHHHHH
No making Aries noises.
*aggressively rips Styrofoam*
Jenna: Okay don't start with the sas-
- Pick up my dry cleaners.
- I said I wanted to be a toothbrush for Halloween and here we are.
Julien: A shining example of chasing your
dreams every day.
- Thank you! I try to do my best.
Like life is short but also like
terribly and insufferably long at the
same time.
Be a Toothbrush!
Julien: Truer words have never been spoken from a toothbrush.
