[Geoff] D'you have any idea how to get back there?
[Gavin] I need to very quickly make some tools.
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] Oh, shit.
[Geoff laughing]
[Michael] ...It's gotta be near there somewhere.
[All talking in background]
[Gavin and Geoff laughing]
[Jack] It must be pretty close to the beginning.
Shit. Is it, is it right outside...
[Jack] The sun's coming up, sun's coming up.
[Geoff] Uh oh. The mad dash.
[Gavin] I have an incredible advantage.
I need to quickly make some tools...
[Geoff] Was it...
Was it even the Tower of Pimps, though?
[Gavin] I got a glimpse of it, and then...
[Geoff] Was it a Tower of Pimps? Was it a Tower of 3/4 Pimp? Was it a Tower of Half-Pimp?
You're never gonna know until you go back and check.
[Ray] Dude, half-pimps are crazy.
[Gavin] I saw what looked like a Tower of Pimps, I turned away quietly, looked at Geoff...
and then blew up.
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack muttering] Tower of Half-Pimps...
[Geoff] It might be... Such a thing could exist.
[Ray] Get outta here skeleton.
Get outta here, skeleton.
[Geoff] Only one way to find out.
[Ray] Get OUTTA here, skeleton!
[Michael] Creeper.....
[Gavin] Make tools, make tools, make tools!
[Ray] Well, Ray's almost dead.
[Geoff] Ohh, that's gonna be... That's a lot of time and work to invest
to find out that it wasn't... that it was the Tower of Half-Pimps.
[Jack] Well, I imagine you're near the spawn, right? 'Cause you had died just before you were over there.
So it's gotta be close to the spawn-in point.
[Gavin] Right, I need stone. I'm not listening to Jack.
[Geoff laughing]
[Michael] Oh, man.
[Gavin] I'm on the quest for 'toos'...
[Geoff] The race is really on now. Oh my God, Ray has full diamond armor.
[Gavin laughing] Oh for God's sake, really?
[Geoff laughing] You guys are in trouble.
[Gavin] He bloody took down the Tower of Diamond.
The most valuable find ever.
[Geoff] Luckily, there were two Towers of Diamond, if anybody had...
[Gavin] Oh, there were?
[Ray] Hey, what's up.
[Geoff] Yeah, he found a different one than you did.
[Gavin] Did you use all my diamond?
[Geoff] Yeah. Yeah-
[Gavin screaming]
[Geoff] We are resourceless.
[Gavin panicking]
Block it in!
[Geoff giggling]
[Michael] Was that Ray murdering Gavin?
[Gavin] I can't see things!
I can't see anything!
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray] I left you alone, Gavin. You're no use to me.
[Gavin] Bloody caved my head in with a...
[Ray] I didn't do anything, I just bonked you on the head!
[Gavin] Have you nicked my workbench?!
[Laughter]
You've nicked my workbench!
[Geoff] Ohh my God.
[Gavin] Alright, hold on. Hold on everyone.
It's on now.
[Geoff] Alright, Jack's out. Jack's got - oh - Jack's got iron armor!
[Gavin] Alright.
[Michael] Fuck armor, dude. Grab the fuckin'...
[Geoff] Where's Jack going? Jack's... Looks like he's goin'... What direction are you going, Jack?
[Jack] I'm going southeast.
[Geoff] Jack's going southeast.
[Ray] Oh, found some roses! Gotta reload on roses.
[Michael] Dude, this SUCKS not having a map.
[Geoff] Oh, Ray's passing by the, uh, Tower of Cigarettes.
[Ray] Oop. This is exactly what I need.
[Jack] Tower of Smokes.
[Geoff] Tower of Puff.
[Gavin laughing] What have you found there, Michael?
[Michael] It's, uh...
[Gavin] It's a buried Tower of Yellow Wool.
[Michael] It's a buried Tower of Wool.
[Geoff] Michael found another fake tower.
[Geoff giggling]
[Gavin] Aww, I need some iron... I need some iron...
[Geoff] So much fun.
Oh, poor Gavin, it's a mad dash to find iron.
[Ray] Were you, uhh... Were you laughing the whole time you were making these fake towers?
[Geoff laughing] Yeah.
[Jack] So who had.. Who found the other Tower of Diamonds and just walked past it?
[Geoff] Gavin, 'cause he only...
[Ray] He couldn't mine it.
[Geoff] He couldn't do anything with it.
[Gavin] I found a... a Crucifix of Sand.
[Geoff] That was not me. That's...
[Ray] That was Satan.
[Geoff] That's just... existing in the world.
[Jack] If I found a Tower of Diamonds, I would immediately find iron.
[Geoff] He walked right by it!
Yeah, he didn't care.
[Gavin] I wanted to find the Tower of Pimps!
[Michael] You're dumb.
[Gavin] YOU'RE dumb.
[Everyone hollers]
[Ray] Got 'em! Whooaa....
[Ray] Little hostility in the air!
[Geoff] Ouch.
[Gavin] Did I get a 'got 'em', Ray?
[Ray] Oh I gave you a 'got 'em', don't worry.
[Gavin] Did you?
[Ray] You can, uh, bump the audio.
[Geoff] Oh... Ray's going back to his, uh, Ray's Place.
[Gavin] Fort Ray?
[Geoff] Fort Ray.
[Ray] FR.
[Gavin] That's out-RAY-geous.
[Geoff] So...
[Gavin] Oh, wow! WOW!
[Geoff] It's entirely possible--
[Gavin] What is this?
[Geoff] --that Gavin has found the legitimate Tower of Pimps.
[Michael] Possible.
[Jack] I'm gonna say it's probably not.
[Gavin] OHH, IRON!
[Geoff] It's entirely possible that he hasn't, too.
[Gavin] Now I just need a 'schmelt pot'...
[Ray mimicking] Schmelt pot.
[Gavin] What is this room?
What was this from?
[Geoff] I think Jack might've...
[Gavin laughing] Oh.
Jack left his, uh...
[Jack in background] What?
[Gavin] I've stumbled across...
[Jack] No, that's not mine.
[Jack] I took all my shit with me.
[Ray] If you see a rose there, it was...
[Jack] Look how fuckin' high I am.
[Ray] ...My place.
[Geoff] Yeah, you're lookin' good.
[Geoff] Ooh, what's that?
[Jack laughing]
[Geoff] I don't know. It's a long way away though,
isn't it?
[Jack] Fuuuck!
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] It's the sinkhole of doom, right here.
[Michael] 'Nother, uh, another Tower of Wool here.
[Geoff] Ohh, Michael found ANOTHER Tower of Wool! Michael might have found more fake towers than
anybody else.
[Ray] That's gotta... amount to something, right?
[Geoff] That one is, uh, Millie made that one actually.
[Ray] Shoutout to Millie.
[Gavin] Aww, I've got nothing to smelt it with!
[Gavin groaning loudly]
[Jack] There is no way that's the winner, right Geoff?
[Geoff] I don't know, dude!
[Jack] That can't be.
[Geoff] I have no idea! It's for you to discover, not me!
[Geoff] Uh oh, Michael found another something!
[Jack sighing]
[Gavin] Hurry up, hurry up!
[Geoff] Ooh, what's that? Oh, Tower of Sand.
[Michael] This is a Tower... of Sand...
[Geoff] Yeah, you found a Tower of Sand.
[Gavin] Is that my tower or Geoff's tower?
[Ray] Of sand? Isn't that yours?
[Michael] No, I think this one's Geoff's.
[Gavin] Come on... Come OONN....
[Michael] Shut up.
[Ray] Gavin, I'm waiting for you.
Just want you to be aware.
[Geoff and Jack laughing]
Waiting for you to... Ohh, that's not Gavin.
[Gavin] "Visible on maps"... Boop!
[Jack] I mean, I see you on my thing.
[Ray] Yeah, yeah, that's Geoff following me.
[Geoff] You guys don't need my screen, right Gavin?
[Gavin] Not after..
[Geoff] You got me for the beginning stuff.
[Geoff] Uh oh, Jack's creepin'!
[Geoff singing] That's why Jack creeps, yeah...
[Geoff] Uh oh, he got creeped from behind!
[Jack] ...fuck hit me?
[Geoff] It was like a velociraptors! They fuckin' flanked you!
[Geoff] Smart.
[Jack] I think the lag actually hit me, is what happened.
[Jack laughing]
[Geoff] Uh oh, what did you find?
[Jack] The floating Tower of Dirt.
[Geoff] I think that's just in the load.
[Gavin singing] They see me mining...
[Michael] Okay, found a fucking lava mountain...
[Jack] There's Ray.
[Michael] Ugh, what is all this...
[Ray] Hey, what's up.
[Geoff] What's a lava mountain?
[Michael] Look, it--...
...What's over here?
[Jack] Ray, friendly? Friendly, Ray?
[Ray] I still have no reason to kill you.
[Ray] I just bombed Gavin, just because I saw him.
[Geoff] Where are you going, Michael?
[Michael quietly] Dig....
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] Michael has been awful quiet lately...
[Gavin] Michael's said seven words!
[Michael] I'm fuckin' wandering through the woods
the whole fuckin' time!
[Geoff] Yeah, I don't know what that is, Ray.
[Jack] Is it getting dark?
[Ray] Okay. Oh, it's the same thing as before.
[Geoff] Yeah.
[Geoff] Uh oh. [Clearing throat]
[Jack] 'Sup, Ray? Friendly? Friendly?
[Geoff] Couple people in this game are starting to get quiet!
[Gavin making sound of fear]
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray] If you follow me...
[Jack] I'm not, I'm going a complete opposite direction.
[Geoff] ...Interesting...
[Jack] But if Gavin needs to die, and you need support, Ray, I will gladly help you murder him.
[Geoff] Ray and Jack are starting to form
alliances, or are they?
[Gavin] Argh, I don't have enough wood for a pickaxe!
[Gavin making choked sounds]
[Jack] Where the fuck is Gavin?
[Ray] I... don't know.
[Ray] I saw the general direction he was going in, and then I lost him.
[Jack] I knew he had died and respawned and he thinks he found it.
[Ray] Yeah, he respawned and I saw where he spawned.
[Jack] Alright, I see you over there, I'm gonna stay over here.
[Ray] It was by Achievement City, where he spawned. It was like, behind it.
[Gavin breathing heavily] ...I'm gonna have a heart attack... [panting]
Urhh!
[Gavin] I need a tree.
[Ray] Dude, make some more noises for part two of that video.
[Geoff] Ray seems to be wandering aimlessly, completely lost.
[Ray] Somebody will find it eventually.
[Jack] Yeah.
[Geoff] Ray's got, uh...
[Ray] Geoff I found you.
[Geoff] ...all the diamond in the world.
[Laughing] Yeah...
[Ray] Maybe you have it, Geoff.
[Michael] OH!
[Geoff] OHH! Michael died!
[Michael] Alright. Well, I know where the tower is!
[Ray] Wouldn't that be, like, the biggest fuck-you if Geoff was just holding the blocks the whole time?
[Geoff] I wasn't.
[Gavin panicking] I need sticks!
[Gavin] I need sticks! I need sticks!
[Geoff] So Michael, Michael thinks he knows where the tower is.
[Michael] Oh I... That was definitely where it was, I just have find my way back to it.
[Gavin] Quick... Quick...!
[Ray] So, uh... Where...
[Michael] Gavin's there.
[Ray] Oh, is he?
[Gavin] Go!
[Michael] Oh, Gavin's at the tower.
[Gavin] Where is it?
[Ray] I don't know where the tower is, though, I lost Gavin, I'm looking for him now.
[Geoff] Where's what, Gavin?
[Gavin] Where's the Tower of Pimps?
[Geoff] I don't know, where did it go?
[Gavin] Did he move it?
[Geoff laughing] No.
[Michael] Yeah, I MOVED it. I picked it up and mined it
and then hid it.
[Gavin] Oh, there's a Tower of Lapis!
[Geoff] Ohh, Gavin found the Tower of Lapis!
[Ray] Lapis lazuli!!
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff] The edge of the world...
[Jack] Wait, so, the thing you thought was a Tower of Pimps was not? Or, you still think you know where it is?
[Michael] I know exactly where it is.
[Gavin making excited noises]
[Geoff laughing]
[Gavin] Oh my God!
[Geoff laughing harder]
[Gavin] Oh my God!
How do I...
[Michael] I was like, where's...
[Ray] Did Gavin forget how to play?
[Gavin] I don't know where to start!
[Geoff] What are you gonna do, Gavin?
[Gavin] I don't know!
[Michael] Gavin is going to mine it,
unless he is killed!
[Ray] Where the fuck is he?!
[Jack] The fucking world hasn't spawned in for me yet, I have to wait for it.
[Geoff] I don't think Gavin's brave enough to go after it.
[Ray] Brave enough?
[Jack] Dammit!
[Gavin] I would love a pork, or something.
[Geoff] No one ever said the tower was gonna be easy once you found it.
[Michael] It is not!
[Geoff giggling]
[Ray] How about we all grab a piece and we like... with our powers combined we make the Tower of Pimps
and we all win.
[Geoff] Shut up, idiot.
[Ray] Thanks. Alright, well, it was worth a try.
Oh, found more roses.
[Michael] Hello, Gavin.
[Geoff] UH OH!
[Michael] We meet again!
[Gavin] Hi Michael!
[Geoff] Gavin and Michael...
[Michael] Bring your sword up here,
I will fucking come back and kill you again, you motherfucker.
[Gavin screaming]
[Gavin] Michael, please!
[Michael] I will come back and kill you AGAIN, you...
[Gavin screaming] Michael!
[Geoff] Michael's gonna get him!
[Gavin] MICHAEL NOOO!
[Geoff] Michael's gonna fist him to death!
[Michael] C'mere, you prick!
[Gavin screaming]
[Gavin] Michael... Michael, don't...
[Ray] Oh shit!
Nah, we're good.
[Geoff] It's amazing!
[Gavin] Ahh, Michael...!
[Geoff] Oh my God, ha ha!
Gavin has half a heart!
[Michael] I'm coming right back, you motherfucker! Coming right back for you!
[Gavin] I'm gonna have to go for it!
[Gavin squeaking]
[Geoff] Gavin died at the tower!
[Gavin] I'm gonna have to go for this.
[Ray] Jack, if you find either of them, please let me know.
[Jack] Ray, I think they're... They're behind Geoff's house, by the water, I think.
[Ray] Okay. I'll head over there now.
[Jack] Shit's not loading for me, but it's somewhere over here,
[Gavin panicking]
[Jack] Aw fuck it's becoming night now, great(!)
[Ray] Oh, is it really?
[Geoff] Oh, Gavin's mining the tower!
[Gavin] Oh my God! I don't know where to go from here!
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray] Fuck, I found a Tower of Wool!
[Gavin] Hold on...
Hold on everyone...
[Ray] Okay, I'll stop what I'm doing and I'll hold on for you.
[Jack] Yeah, they're... They're by water somewhere, I followed Michael then I lost him again like,
shit stopped loading.
[Ray] Daaamn you!
[Geoff] What are you... What are you gonna do, Gavin?
[Michael and Geoff laughing]
[Jack] Load, you piece of shit, Goddammit.
[Geoff] Dude, I would not be in third person if I were you.
[Gavin laughing] I don't know why I am.
[Ray] Does everybody do that, like when they panic they immediately go into third person?
[Gavin screaming]
[Geoff] Oh, oh, Gavin has mined, successfully mined the tower!
[Gavin] Retrieval!
Retrieval!
[Jack whispering] Fuck.
[Gavin making scared sounds]
[Jack] Oh there's a Tower of Wool. Great.
[Geoff] Uh oh.
[Geoff] Gavin has half a heart!
[Ray] So, if Gavin gets to Achievement City, is he safe, since there's no, like, we can't go in there?
[Geoff laughing] No!
[Geoff] You guys can go back to--
[Michael] You said we couldn't go back!
[Geoff] Until the tower's found, once the tower's found everybody can go back.
[Jack] I see, uh, Michael working his way towards me, and Ray I see behind him.
[Ray] Yeah. I see Banjo, I'm just letting him lead me to Gavin.
[Jack] I will forgo winning just to make sure that Gavin does not win, if you show me where he is.
[Gavin] I wanna win!
[Geoff] Gavin found the tower legitimately!
[Michael] I know, I found the tower!
Gavin, did you not find it before I found it?
[Geoff] Michael found-- uh, Gavin found it first.
Gavin found it about ten minutes before you did.
[Gavin] I thought I found it, I saw it, and got Creeped.
[Geoff] He was on top of it when he got Creeped.
By the way, there are quite a few actual half-towers... that are like, three gold blocks.
[Ray] Yeah, I found one...
[Geoff] There's a gold tetris block somewhere...
[Ray] UH oh.
[Jack] Ray, you wanna stay back at Achievement City, just to keep an eye on Gav's place, so he doesn't
lay it down?
[Ray] Well, it's dark, so I'm gonna have to make another Cave of Ray.
[Jack] Well, no, no Gavin's gonna make a run for it--
[Ray] Gavin has half a heart, though.
[Jack] Yeah, he's not gonna stop!
[Ray] I'm hoping something kills him, though...
[Geoff laughing]
[Gavin] Hoo, I'm safe for the night!
[Geoff] Gavin is somewhere barricaded in with his tower.
[Michael] Jack, did you see where the tower was?
[Jack] No, I haven't seen it yet.
He's gotta be near it, so...
[Gavin] It looks so good in my little...
[Geoff] He couldn't have gone far, could he?
[Michael] It was over here...
[Michael] ...show you where it was...
[Geoff] Couldn't have gone far...
[Jack] Creeper watch -- watch the Creeper on your right.
[Michael] Fuck, I got lost now.
[Gavin] Did everyone see where the Tower of Pimps was?
[Michael] Yeah, I did, I'm showing Jack.
[Ray] No, I don't... I don't know where it was.
I just saw people walking...
[Michael] It was in the middle, on the obsidian right there.
Look down in there.
[Jack] Nice.
[Geoff] Surrounded by lava.
[Michael] I was like, "Is this a lava mountain?" and Geoff's like, "lava mountain?"
I was like, "Uh, mmm...."
Then I turned around and went and started mining wood.
[Jack] Oh, watch your back, Michael, you got a Creeper behind you.
[Michael] Oh, I'm gonna fucking die anyway, but Gavin's gonna make a break for the City.
[Jack] Yeah, he is. Well, he's -- he's barricaded in somewhere, look for his little -- look for his health bar.
He's in a fucking wall somewhere.
[Geoff] Are you trying to mine to Achievement City?
[Gavin sighs in satisfaction]
[Geoff] Oh, Gavin!
[Gavin] Just, uh, having a little look at my... my findings.
It is fantastic.
[Ray] Did he build it in front of him?
[Gavin] I built it in front of myself just so I can look at it.
[Ray] What would you do if you realised you didn't have, like, an iron pickaxe?
[Geoff Like it broke?
[Ray laughing] You'd just repositioned it.
[Geoff] Just bury it and come back later.
[Gavin] I hope I don't die with it buried under here.
[Gavin] Actually that'd be great.
[Geoff] Yeah, nobody would be able to find it.
[Ray], Yeah, only you know where it is.
[Geoff] Including your dumb ass, probably.
[Gavin] So I could... What's stopping me now from going to make armor and coming back to it?
[Ray] Nothing.
[Geoff] Nothing's stopping you.
[Gavin] Sweet.
[Ray ] SWEET.
[Michael] So Gavin has now moved the tower!
[Geoff] Gavin has moved and set the tower back up.
It's interesting... I did not anticipate this tactic.
Where is it? What's -- Ohh...
How are you gonna... How are you gonna know?
How are you ever gonna get back there?
[Ray] Without making it obvious to everybody else?
[Gavin] Well, I know where it is.
[Geoff] Oh, he thinks he knows.
[Geoff] So. I'll say this guys, the tower's back in the wild!
It's out in the open.
[Gavin] I just need to eat some food.
[Laughter]
[Michael] You've got half a heart.
[Gavin] I've got half a heart, like literally, if I trip, I'm gonna die.
[Ray] Hope a ladybug kills you.
[Michael] You are not gonna make it
into Achievement City.
[Jack] Yeah, there's no way!
[Gavin] Ohh... Oh I know what I could do.
[Ray mimicking] OHH... I know what I need to do...
[Gavin] Oh, dammit. No, I can't do that.
[Gavin screaming]
[Geoff yelling]
[Geoff] Gavin got Creeped!
[Gavin] What was that?!
[Jack] Gavin's dead?
[Geoff] He's now been thoroughly separated from his tower!
[Gavin] What was that?!
[Geoff] I think it was a Creeper!
[Gavin] Was it?
[Jack] Alright, keep an eye on him, you know where
he's spawning, you know where he's spawning.
[Ray] Yeah, he's spawning behind the... Geoff's house.
[Geoff] The hunt for Gavin continues.
Intensifies, even!
[Jack] Oh, shit, Creeper!
[Michael screaming]
[Explosion]
[Geoff] Ohh! Michael's dead!
[Jack] Sorry Michael. I tried to give you a heads up.
You may have actually taken the hit for me, so thank you for that.
[Michael] Whatever.
[Geoff giggling]
[Gavin] ...oh, I need to mine it again...
[Geoff laughing] You don't have any iron, you idiot!
[Jack] Yeah, Gavin can't even mine it... mine the fucking thing down.
[Michael] Can't mine your own tower, you fucking knob!
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray] Hey, remember two minutes ago when I said remember, it would be funny if you didn't have an
iron thing?
[Gavin] ...Yeah.
[Ray] That was, uh... That was funny.
[Gavin] I see the... I see the humor.
[Ray] Yeah, thanks.
[Gavin] I think I'm in Geoff's old mine...
[Geoff] Oh, Gavin, what are you gonna do?
You don't have a way to mine your tower, you don't have any way to defend yourself against everybody else...
[Gavin screaming] I'm being followed!
[Geoff] ...you're being followed....
[Michael] Oh, I've been following you for quite a while, Gavin.
[Gavin laughing] I'm being followed...
I'm being... I'm bein' follered.
[Jack] Surprise, motherfucker!
[Jack] Oh God, I fell!
[Jack] I fell, fuck!
[Laughter]
[Ray] Well, so much for that surprise...
[Jack] Ah, fuckin' hole! That would've been awesome.
[Gavin laughing] He fell down a hole! He fell immediately down a hole!
[Jack] Goddammit! That was gonna be so fuckin' great!
[Still laughing]
[Gavin] I literally didn't have to react in any way!
[Geoff laughing] That might be the funniest thing I've ever seen!
[Jack] Alright... Alright...
[Ray] So, that sounded unfortunate.
[Jack] No, I was chasing down Gavin, and I was wait -- Like, he was coming to me, and I was waiting round the
corner, and I step around the corner and immediately fell down a hole.
[Geoff] Oh my God. That was perfect.
[Jack] Michael, let that Creeper fall on top of him.
[Michael giggling] ...No...
[Geoff] Ay ay ay...
[Jack] Oh, God, watch this. This is gonna be great.
[Michael giggling] Come on, come on...
[Gavin screaming]
[Hysterical laughter]
[Michael] I was watching that for like, a minute!
[Jack] That was so awesome.
[Michael] I was watching that for like a MINUTE!
[Jack] Ohh, my God...
[Gavin] Why did nobody warn me?!
[Laughter]
[Michael] That was incredible!
[Ray] Did you, uh... What happened, were you following him?
[Jack] We just watched a Creeper blow up Gavin!
[Ray] Oh.
[Michael] A Creeper stalked Gavin for like, thirty seconds, he had no idea!
[Jack] Ohh, that was wonderful.
[Geoff] I'm gonna... I'm gonna say that Michael and Jack are in a very interesting place in the map right now.
[Gavin] Aw, no!
Aw, no!
[Michael] We're back near the tower, and this had to be where Gavin built his hideout.
It has to be right near the tower.
[Gavin] I need stuff!
I need things! I need things!
[Geoff] Where would it be...?
[Gavin] I wish I could make wood armor.
Just gonna dress up like a tree.
[Geoff laughing]
[Ray] I would be one with the tree people.
[Geoff] Michael is, uh, Michael's looking... He's checking the walls, he's looking for a place that the tower could be hidden.
Is it hidden underwater? Probably not.
Is it hidden in the sand? Maybe. Who knows?
Is it out on the ice? Probably not.
[Laughing] Maybe.
[Gavin] I see what Geoff's doing.
[Geoff] Those, uh... Those zombies are on FIRE, they're HOT.
They're getting warmer.
[Laughter]
[Geoff] Because of the heat.
[Michael] 'Cause of the sunlight.
[Geoff] Right.
[Ray] Oh, I found... fucking Gavin's sand tower.
[Geoff] They're so hot.
[Geoff] Ohh, Michael...
[Jack] Watching Gavin explode was
one of my favourite things we've ever done.
[Ray] I don't know, apparently you falling in that hole was pretty funny.
[Geoff] ...Very interesting location, Michael...
[Gavin laughing] He just plopped down out of frame on my screen.
[Jack] I was so excited to kill that fucker!
[Gavin] What would you have got out of that?
[Jack] I would have just killed you, that would have been awesome!
[Gavin] Yeah?
[Geoff humming nonchalantly]
[Ray mimicking] Yeah?
[Ray] Having a laugh.
[Geoff] Michael's got interesting instincts...
[Jack] Aww, motherfucker.
[Ray] Don't even do it.
[Ray] Don't even do it. Fuckin' walk away, right now.
[Jack] Welp.
[Gavin giggling]
[Ray] You... Yeah, I thought so.
[Jack sighs]
[Jack] God...dammit.
[Geoff] Brrr... All that ice makes me think it's COLD over here...
[Michael] Oh yeah?
[Jack] Well, I just royally fucked myself.
[Geoff and Michael laughing]
[Gavin screaming] Ray! Ray...
[Ray] Gavin just tell me where it is, nobody has to die.
[Geoff] Brr... Brrr!
[Ray] Just tell me where it is.
[Geoff] Positively freezing...
[Gavin] I don't want Ray to win...
[Geoff] Oh, Gavin's got himself some tools!
He's got a wooden sword, you guys better watch out.
[Laughter]
[Jack] Be careful.
[Geoff] He might...
[Ray] As you can tell from the last Let's Play, the wooden sword is very effective.
[Geoff] You guys could die from an... From an infection from a splinter.
Very slow-
[Screaming]
[Michael] IT'S THE TOWER!
[Geoff] Michael has found the tower!
[Jack] Michael doesn't have tools, does he?
[Geoff] Nope, Michael has re-covered the tower!
[Laughter, Gavin stuttering]
[Geoff] Michael and Gavin both know where the tower is, and neither one can go...
[Gavin] You found the tower!
[Michael] Gavin freaked out!
[Laughter]
[Michael] He was just like... [imitating Gavin's scream]
[Ray] I thought Gavin got killed, and I don't know, Gavin's -- Gavin's fine.
[Gavin] Oh no... OH NO...
[Michael] I panicked.
[Michael] I started digging down... I didn't even have wood!
[Jack laughing] Didn't even have wood...
[Geoff laughing] What are you doing?
[Michael] Dude, I panicked. I wanted to hide, immediately.
[Michael] ...dig my way out...
[Geoff] Two people know where the tower is!
I can't believe you found the tower, Michael, that is amazing.
[Gavin] Oh, no...
Oh, Ray knows where it is!
[Geoff] Oh no, Ray knows where it is?!
[Gavin laughing] Ray's coming.
[Jack] Ray's got it. Ray, take it. Take it home, Ray!
[Gavin] Don't, Ray!
[Jack] I want Ray to win.
[Gavin] Why?!
Why don't you win?
[Ray] I don't know where the tower is.
[Jack] I just don't want Gavin to win.
[Ray] I just see both of them there, that doesn't mean anything.
I have a general area, that's it.
[Gavin stuttering] Uh, Ray, uhh.... Tower of Lapis.
[Ray] Yeah. I got that tower already, it's in my inventory.
[Michael] If Ray comes near the tower, it's instant victory.
[Gavin] I wanted to win so badly!
[Geoff] Well, win, Gavin!
[Ray] It's not over yet!
[Geoff] You know where it is!
[Ray] Just 'cause I have all this shit doesn't mean anything.
[Laughter]
[Michael] Yeah, it kinda does.
[Ray] I mean... You know...
[Michael] I'll tell you this, Ray's outside of Achievement City right now so if you get it...
[Ray] Yeah, I still have to walk back.
[Michael] He doesn't know where the hell it is, Gavin, you could grab it and run off.
[Gavin] I don't have anything to grab it with!
[Geoff] You and Michael have all the power right now.
You're the only two people that know where it is.
[Jack] So, Geoff, I didn't wanna say anything, but--
[Michael screaming] I fell down a hole!
[Jack] I was trying to hide from Gavin, and I fucked up and fell in lava and died.
[Geoff] Did you really?
[Jack] Yeah.
[Gavin laughing] Did you really?
[Jack] I was able to collect my pants and my, uh, my shoes.
But I lost everything else.
[Ray] Gotta get the kicks!
[Geoff] In the, in the...
[Gavin] So you don't have a map?
[Jack] In the lava, I was like, I was down there...
[Geoff] In the Tower of Pimps lava?
[Jack] Yeah, down there.
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] 'Cause I saw Gavin, I was like, "Oh, fuck, I'll hide,"
[Ray] The T.O.P.L.?
[Jack] --and follow him, and then I fucking fell into lava.
[Gavin] That is brilliant.
[Geoff] That's fucking funny.
[Gavin] Well, I'm gonna show that bit.
[Jack] I'm sure you will.
[Geoff] The Tower of Pimps is what he's looking for.
[Gavin] So when someone finds the Tower of Pimps, do they have to declare that they found it?
[Michael] No! Do they?
[Jack] Why?
[Gavin]  Or can they sly it back?
[Geoff giggling]
[Gavin] 'Cause Geoff has to verify that it's the Tower of Pimps, right?
[Jack] Well... What?
[Ray] Does he really, though?
[Jack laughing]  Gavin's just... desperately looking for loopholes, grasping at straws!
[Michael] What's the answer to that, Geoff?
[Gavin] Any hole!
[Geoff] What's the answer to what?
[Gavin] Can you sneak the Tower of Pimps back?
[Michael] Do you have to proclaim the Tower of Pimps?
[Geoff] Like, if somebody has the Tower of Pimps, do I have to tell you guys they have it?
[All] Yeah.
[Geoff] Uhh, I don't know, what do you think?
[Geoff] You guys can vote. Let's take a pause, everybody vote.
[Gavin] I vote yes.
[Jack] Wait, what?
[Geoff] You vote yes. Michael, what do you vote?
[Ray] When Gavin found it, did we say he found it?
[Gavin] Yeah.
[Geoff] Yeah, Ray's got it.
[Ray] I got it.
[Michael laughing] I know Ray has it, I just didn't wanna say anything.
[Geoff] He just -- he JUST found it.
[Michael] He just found it when the debate started.
[Geoff] While Gavin was asking, he was mining it.
[Michael] You better come back to Achievement City
and kill his ass, 'cause he's gonna be haulin' ass back...
[Gavin] I'm lost!
[Gavin] I don't know where I am! I don't know where I AM!
[Ray] If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea where the fuck I am either.
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] Wait, so Ray found the Tower of Pimps?
[Michael] Ray has the Tower of Pimps in his possession right now.
[Geoff] Yeah, he just found the secret hiding place and mined it.
[Jack] Oh, okay.
[Geoff] So, what's it gonna be? Uh oh.
Ray knows where he is. Ray has figured it out.
Oh God. Oh God.
All hands to Achievement City!
[Ray] Shut up! I wanna win!
[Michae] All hands to Ray's house!
[Gavin] I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM!
HE'S IN THE DISTANCE!
I CAN'T CATCH UP!
[Laughter]
[Gavin screaming]
[Gavin] GO THERE NOW!
GO THERE!
[Jack] Oh, I saw Gavin running off in the distance...
[Geoff laughing] Oh what's it gonna be?
[Ray mimicking] GO THERE NOW!!!
[Jack] Run Ray!  Win Ray!
[Michael] Ray's gonna win, but I'll try...
[Gavin] Put something on his block or something, Jesus!
[Geoff] Oh, that's interesting!
[Ray] Yeah, you can block it.
[Michael making panicked noises]
[Gavin] I see... I see Banjo!
[All talking]
[Ray] Michael, just let me win!
[Michael] Aahh!
[Laughter]
[Geoff] Michael threw a tree at him!
[Geoff] Michael's dead!
[Gavin] Nooo!
[Laughter]
[Gavin] Nooo!!
[Geoff] Ray has... Ray has mined the...
[Michael] Ray is constructing the tower...
[Ray] One, two, three, four!
[Cheering]
[Gavin screaming in anguish]
[Geoff] Ray is the winner!
[Ray] Make it rain roses!!!
[Jack sighing]
[Ray] Oh, it's not raining roses. That's disappointing.
[Michael] You know what? You know what I'll say, though--
[Ray] Oh, there you go.
[Ray shouting] OH NO HE'S PUSHED THE BUTTON! HE'S PUSHED THE BUTTON!
[Laughter]
[Michael shouting] A hollow victory it might be, Ray!
[Ray shouting] It still counts! It's raining roses, I win!
[Michael] Dude, I hope your -- I hope your tower goes down.
[Ray shouting] No! The tower will live!
[Jack] The tower will live on...
[Michael] At least I didn't have to watch anyone rip it down from me.
'Cause Geoff did that in the night, apparently.
[Ray] This is true.
[Michael] He stole my tower in the night!
[Geoff still laughing]
[Ray] It's still up!
[Jack] Hey look, it's like -- the tower is now floating.
[Geoff] The tower is still up!
[Jack] Look at that!  Yeah, look at that.
[Ray] It's still up on my screen. It counts.
[Gavin] Aww, he's still on it!
[Geoff] Yep.
[Ray] I'm still jumping with joy!
[Geoff] ...Gavin's dead!
[Ray screaming] Oh, I took damage!
[Michael] The city is gone, but Ray and his shit block survive somehow...
[Ray] I win!
[Michael] He is victorious!
[Ray] Wooo!
[Geoff laughing]
[Jack] Alright.
[Geoff] Congratulations, Ray. Not only did you kill the guy who had the tower,
[Ray] Thank you.
[Jack] Good job Ray.
You... actually found it when he hid it.
[Geoff] Gavin, congratulations on finding it originally. Michael, you found it very soon afterward,
[Gavin] Thank you, thank you.
but neither of you had the diamond to defeat Ray.
So for the next seven days, the Tower of Pimps is, uh, on a fuckin' dirt mound in front of a dirt house.
[Ray] Fuck yeah it is, I'm proud of it!
[Geoff] And, end.
