We're used to seeing celebs host wild parties
and attend extravagant award shows, but with many
of them now stuck indoors, celebrity content not
only looks different but is being managed very
differently.
While we'd normally get our daily dose of A-list
gossip from websites and magazines, 
celebrities are now taking charge thanks to some savvy social
media skills.
And you know what that means?
Pap shots at now staged.
And there are a whole lot of sponsored posts.
Celebs are even using their pregnancies to cash in.
Only from clear blue.
Celebrities are going make-up free and kicking back
in their sweatpants with the hope of appearing a lot
more relatable.
And relatable works, for about two and a half seconds
before you remember their expensive cars, their
designer brands, and the fact that even in lockdown
they're buying new $36 million mansions.
That's right Kylie Jenner, we're looking at you.
Sure, it can be comforting knowing that Justin Bieber
is also reaching the point of boredom where playing
'the floor is lava' seems like a fun idea, but it's
also a not-so-friendly reminder that his living
room is twice the size of our apartments.
And it probably doesn't help when you've got celebs
coming out and posting videos like this.
Yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t,
I'm sorry.
Like it's a virus, I get it.
Like, I respect it.
But at the same time, like, even if
everybody gets it, like,
yeah, people are gonna die,
which is terrible, but like,
inevitable?
Needless to say, Vanessa Hudgens' followers were not
impressed.
Many Aussies are facing unemployment or part-time
roles, spending multiple hours on the phone to
Centrelink and sick of celebrities sitting in their
Jacuzzis preaching about how easy it is to
stay home.
I just finished a bike ride, and a little bit of workout.
And I just, you know, keep staying at home and away
from the crowds and away from outside.
Look, Arnold, I'm sure the rest of us wouldn't mind
staying home if our properties were the size of a
small country.
But for a lot of us, we're sitting at home in our
tiny apartments waiting for life to return to normal
so that we can go back to hating on celebrities the
way that we used to.
Leave Britney alone!
