I do want to say one thing it almost slipped my mind and for those of you. Who have your hands up?
I apologize, but I think this needs to be said and I don't know how many of you know it
But this comes under the this is heaven. This is a newsflash folks
We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement a new
psychoactive
substance has been discovered a
very powerful
psychoactive
substance the most powerful since the discovery of LSD a substance so powerful that
300 micrograms is the dose that means one gram will dose
7000 people
This compound comes from a plant
The plant is and I hope you're paying attention the plant is
legal
the compound is
legal you can
Possess it you can manufacture it you can
Transport it across borders you can give it away. You can sell it and you can do it on stage
and it comes from a plant and
the plant is also available, and I want to tell you about this because
Ok no shoving no shoving
All right the not to keep you in suspense any longer the plant is Salvia Divinorum
Salvia Divinorum which some of you who are real?
Maven's of this stuff not know it
it's been in the books for 30 years the problem was nobody knew how to get off and
so it was always carried in these lists as
suspect
Hallucinogen the thing is any
Scientist confronted with a plant where somebody says it's a hallucinogen
We'll test to see if it's an alkaloid all howís imagens
Almost all our alkaloids so Salvia Divinorum
negative for alkaloids
Doesn't matter it has a new unknown compound in it now known
Salwar een Alpha and the interesting thing about selves, or een alpha is we have in this country. What's called a
structural near relatives or coach in their law which says if a compound is a
structural near relative
Isomer and anthea Myrrh or
Stereoisomer of an illegal compound then it too can be made illegal
Salvia Divinorum
Doesn't fit this description
That means that in order to make this stuff illegal the government will have to present medical
Data showing there is something wrong with it and at this stage
Nobody on Earth knows the real
Pharmacological parameters of this compound so here's the deal you can grow this plant in a window
Box in your apartment in your backyard. It looks like Joe plant
there is
nothing
particularly
distinguishing about this plant and if you have three or four cuttings in
Six or seven months you will have more than you know what to do with
The and then I'll just describe how I do it I have not I'm slightly chicken shipped to do the pure
compound which by the way you do three hundred micrograms
understand that what that looks like is a grain of salt a small grain of
Salt isn't a human effective dose it comes on so fast
that you have no impression of it coming on at all you do it and
Then after a while you notice that for a long time you have been staring at something incomprehensible
Well let me here's how I recommend that you do it
While we get the chemical things sorted out because the chemical it could be dangerous it would be very easy to
Overdose by a factor of ten twenty thirty and you would still just be doing a smidgen, so I say less honor
the plants let's not
pan the government a bunch of
Casualties that it can clock over and put on national TV. You know the bibble bibble bibble show
let's
Use the plant and the way you do it is you grow up a batch of this stuff and get between fifteen and twenty leaves
Remove the mid vein with your fingernails just to lower the mass fold it all into a little pile
Put it in your mouth, and twenty leaves is a whopping
mouthful so basically as much as you can get in your mouth put it in your mouth lie down in silent darkness and
Squeeze this stuff with your jaws tastes like it's horrible. It's not as bad as Ayahuasca, but it's horrible
But you could acquire a taste for it
so
Lie down in Darkness where you can see a digital watch
Of one of these red flashing jobs like the Kmart deal and and then let it
Don't swallow it but just squeeze it and masticate it at 15 minutes by the clock
Spit it out into a bowl or Kleenex or something and then just lie there
Lie still in the darkness with your eyes closed and look and this is almost the key empowerment though
it's idiotic people fail to do it look at the back of your eyelids with the
Expectation of seeing something and when you do that after just three or four minutes there will be what?
We professionals call
streaming which means amoeboid
lights of
After image colors the Chartreuse and purple flowing by and about three minutes
after that it will Deepen very very quickly into
extraordinarily
bizarre
Dare we say it's fairly DMT like hallucinations and it
Builds fast I mean so fast that you there is this wonderful moment in it where you actually no real fear which
Shows you that it's working. I mean
I really believe it if you're if if you take a psychedelic, and you're not afraid you did too much
You didn't do enough
the experience then will unfold over about 45 minutes and
Just lie there and look and it is
Beautiful it is beautiful. I mean I'm a
connoisseur of
Hallucination and they dig beautiful these deep Indigo blues these
cerulean blues against blackness that are like neon and these amorphous
Eve tongue gay kind of shapes that are moving and transforming themselves
I mean, I was amazed I couldn't believe it. I think my God this is legal. This is
legal and it's working
It's working
And I am I am the hardest of the hard heads
I mean, I know people say you know here's Tyga dis lucidum this will get you off
Here's this smoke this can I connect this something no no no?
No that it doesn't it's not like that these things are rare, but this one works
and I commend it to your attention and your friends attention and
Anyone with shamanic intent as I say it's perfectly legal to possess advocate the whole bit. Yes
Salvia it's in the Genus, Salvia
That's the mint family was sacred to pagans for Millennia, Salvia si El Vi a and then
Divinorum
Div i n o r um the diviners mint it there?
Well yes, let me say something about this. That's very interesting
Pardon me
Well, that's what I was going to talk about it's native from Mexico. So it has no common name in English
In Spanish it has a very interesting common name. It's called. Ojos. De La Paz, Dora
now
the eyes of the shepherdess
What a strange name think about it for a moment first of all notice that in Christian iconography
There are no
shepherdesses
Period not one. We got shepherds you got your shepherds there Christmas, not shepherdess
No, so it's called Ojos
De La Pastora well then the anthropologists who studied this brett blosser to whom we all owe a great debt?
hail Brett
Naturally these people are thoughtful and sought till they're in the mountains of Oaxaca and so he said to them well
Yes, ojos. De La pastora very interesting, but what do you call it in your language?
What do you call it in Fox hill, and they said well? Well we have no name for it in our language
This is very very
interesting and if any of you have any thoughts or want to work on this it's
Inconceivable if these people had used this for centuries that they would not have and local
Saukville name for it. She said why don't you have a name for it and they said because our
grandfathers were the first to use it and
This we do not know what to make of it because Salvia divinorum is known only
from this very indemnified locality in the Sierra mazatec a--
Where did it come from?
Has it always been there, but these Indians only discovered it 200 years ago
Did it come from somewhere else?
And if so where because it's never been located anywhere else on the planet, so this is a great
puzzlement, and I think if we move fast enough, we
PsyChedelic goes we pagans
We Nura not we magicians if we move fast enough
This will just be moved and this is a far more powerful thing than Cannabis
I mean not if you've never smoked Cannabis
And then you sit down and smoke the best staff there is but as we all know after a while
Cannabis loses its ability to really catapult you into the unspeakable the the Salvia Divinorum
Every time I have taken it
It's Gotten better and stronger and weird
So I think it is sent from the goddess at this time
Eyes of the shepherdess these are the eyes we should be looking through
okay, I
Think several people at once asked where do you get it?
You must each have your own favorite rare plants dealer I?
don't
you
