(upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
♪ First day of spring ♪
♪ And I just want to sing ♪
- [Man] They're here too.
Every chest looted, every crate broken!
How many of them are there.
- [Woman] The island can't
support more than 100 people.
No guns, no ammo, all we've
got is this fishing pole.
- [Man] Surely, we are doomed.
(whistles)
- [Woman With Green Hair] GG, nub.
(gun fires)
(guns firing)
- Running low on tac ammo.
- Got you covered.
- Hasta luego toxica!
(grunts)
(gun cocks)
(guns fire)
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
Ron, what did you toss me,
'cause that wasn't shotgun ammo.
- Shoot, I think I tossed pistol ammo.
Simple mistake.
- Ronald, how dare you wait
so long to open up to us.
Thank you for sharing and being
vulnerable in this moment.
We hear you, we see you, and
we forgive you of this flub.
- I don't, I'm annoyed, low on ammo,
and I just used my last med-pac.
- These toxins only had common weapons.
If we need more power to
take on the evil trio,
we need a-
- Loot drop!
It's landing nearby, and it's
being surrounded by toxins.
- Okay, new plan, get that drop.
- There's also an upgrade station.
- Yeah, surrounded by enemies.
- I have a plan for that.
- Why do we wear these sunglasses?
- Yeah, don't our leaders
care about our night vision?
- I'm taking them off.
- Wait, what if the myths are true?
What if I lose you.
- No matter what, know that I
made a decision proving myself
to be an individual with agency.
At least I was the captain of my soul
(gun fires)
(screams)
- The slurp god is real!
Please forgive us oh great sludge!
(gun fires)
- Heh, headshot.
- Great job Jo.
Wow, that was an amazing hit!
- Were you just standing
out there this whole time?
- Yessiree!
- Ugh!
- Knocked on the dock.
- Too bad we didn't have
time to open that drop.
- Who's the carry?
I'm the carry.
I need wood.
- You can have mine.
- Uh, where's Ron?
(gun fires)
The whole town definitely heard that!
(guns fire)
(doorbell rings)
- Was that necessary?
- The element of surprise is always.
- Come with me if you want to win.
- Thanks for the boat, Ron.
- Oh, am I forgiven now?
- For the ammo, maybe.
- Ooh, can I drive?
- [All] No!
(guns fire)
- They're focusing on the boat.
- Ron, what's going on?
Ron?
- Ron, we need to turn.
Ron, we need to turn!
- Ron?
(explosion)
(all laugh)
- So long trio.
(happy music)
