[MUSIC]
[SOUND] Look,
I'm part of something here, okay?
I mean, they like me, and more importantly
than that, all right, they respect me.
>> These tater tots suck!
And my dad's a vice president,
so shape up, monkey.
>> [NOISE]
[SOUND]
>> I intend to prove it to all of you, and
I am asking for a unanimous vote.
That one of us must lead this company.
One of us, either Ric Flair or
Vince McMahon must have
absolute authority and power.
>> [SOUND] John, if you can hear
us through the the wind up there.
What's the weather like?
>> It's 85 degrees.
The barometric pressure is 28,
the humidity is 40 degrees.
Don't forget your sunscreen kids.
You're gonna need it out there,
if you're in Tahiti.
I'm in Connecticut in the middle
of a historic blizzard.
I'm the only one outdoors
right now I have climbed to
the top of WWE World Headquarters
with a cameraman and a Sherpa.
There had been woolly
mammoth found frozen and
fossilized in the tundra of Siberia
that died warmer than me right now.
You wanna forecast?
You're gonna have a RAW like you have
never ever seen in all of your life.
[SOUND]
>> So what do you guys think so far?
>> WWE now is so fun.
I love posting.
>> It's fun.
>> I think we should take over now, yeah.
>> WWE now is on.
>> I'm just reviewing my notes right now.
>> Yeah, yes, love it.
>> But you know what I could use?
>> What?
>> Dance Break!
[MUSIC]
>> [SOUND] Hello, this is Carmela here.
[SOUND]
>> Do you acknowledge that the Brogue
kick, a movement has been
temporarily banned and
should be permanently banned is
a dangerous, reckless, lethal weapon that
clearly demonstrates the actions of
a vile, careless, remorseless hooligan?
>> Demonstrates, you want a demonstration?
I'll be happy to oblige, or
maybe I should sing Danny Boy.
>> Dial it down, dial it down.
>> [LAUGH]
Or maybe I should do this.
>> Damn it, you broke my camera.
>> Sucks everybody, let's have a party.
>> [SOUND] Stone cold Baby,
you let him destroy our lives.
No, I don't think so.
Pull, pull again.
[INAUDIBLE], eat lightning and
crap thunder.
Come on, come on.
It's not the power, it's not the speed.
It's the endurance, that's it.
Number 30, I know, I know,
let's go, let's go, endurance.
I said pull, don't you quit.
Austin, you hate him,
that's right, let's go.
>> I hate Austin.
>> Who?
>> I hate Austin?
>> You what?
>> I hate Austin.
>> You own Austine.
Let's go, here we go, come on.
Take the pill, take the pill.
Who's.
>> [NOISE]
>> Austin's mine.
>> That's it, one more baby,
yeah, pull, pull.
Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
Come on, don't let these [INAUDIBLE].
>> Aah!
>> Come on.
>> I hate Austin.
I hate Austin
>> Yeah, baby.
[INAUDIBLE] [SOUND]
>> I've lost my-
>> [INAUDIBLE] is that true?
>> No, it's not.
No, hey, look.
Hey, I would sit here and
talk but I gotta go.
Catch.
>> My God.
Can we get some assistance in here?
I-
>> John, John, John lets go,
John, John hurry.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, he's down.
Take the jacket off come on.
>> My gosh.
>> One, two, three, [NOISE].
>> [SOUND] I did it!
I did it guys!
[LAUGH] God damn, yes.
[SOUND] [NOISE].
>> Brock.
Now Brock, Triple H might get really mad
at you if you do something like this.
>> Brock [SOUND] [LAUGH] Now
that`s the way a real
man uses a sledge hammer.
Look at this joint.
You have trashed his office.
>> [SOUND] You sir,
you do what and you are who?
>> I'm Dennis O'Rourke, senior vice
president of marketing research and
development.
>> Really, is that supposed to impress me?
I hope so.
>> Well, you fired.
>> What did I do?
>> You fired from looking stupid and
get your ass out the door.
I said, get your ass out the door.
>> What?
>> I already like that guy.
>> He's been here nine years.
>> And
[INAUDIBLE] your ass on the way out.
>> Nobody would knew what he did.
>> I hope [INAUDIBLE]
more smartasses there.
They block it.
Yeah, you.
>> Me?
>> Yeah.
What's your name?
>> My name is Jason Basswoods.
>> Well, what do you do?
>> I'm a mailroom clerk here.
>> Would you like a promotion?
>> Hell, yeah.
>> Well, then come over here,
sit your ass down, you get your promotion.
>> Yes sir, thank you very much sir.
>> Right your job is this, if I snap
my fingers then I want a beer and
I want it now, and I want it open.
>> You got it.
>> You can't promote him.
>> Does anybody have a problem
with Jason's promotion?
>> Yeah, I do.
>> I said do anybody got
a problem with this promotion?
>> No, sir.
[SOUND]
>> D-Generation X, great pioneers.
And no right?
I gotta leave their mark
because here we are.
I said before on top of your world
World Wrestling Entertainment.
>> And we are gonna leave our mark,
and we're gonna do it big, and
we're gonna do it bad, and we're gonna say
it louder, and we're gonna say it proud,
that we are D-Generation X, and
if you're not down with that,
>> Then we got two words for yah.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God.
[APPLAUSE]
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