So, without further ado,
I will introduce to you
now my mystery partner.
Led to the ring by his manager,
Brother Love,
weighing in at 320 pounds,
From Death Valley,
I give you The UnderTaker [LAUGH]
>> The UnderTaker
the mystery partner is now revealed.
I never heard of.
>> Holy cow!
Look at the size of that ham hock!
Check out them drumsticks, baby!
>> 320 pounds, looks to be 6'9", 6'10",
somewhere in that neighborhood, Rod.
6'10", I don't know.
It's hard to tell from here.
>> Holy cow!
Look at the look on the face.
>> Do you think this is cocky?
[MUSIC]
>> Doesn't look like
he's having a good time.
You think he'd steal
a bone out of your teeth?
>> Ha!
[MUSIC]
>> There's only supposed to
be four members on a team.
This guy makes four and
a half, maybe five.
Look at them eyes, we need a little
night-night time there, pal.
Hey, buckeroo, yeah, look at him.
[MUSIC]
Well, the Hitman didn't have any
bones about getting in there.
>> He sure did.
>> What a power move by the Undertaker.
>> One, two.
[INAUDIBLE]
>> It's nice to be realistc Hotrod,
the Hitman with his fixtulance of
execution doesn't have to fear anybody.
>> Absolytely not.
The Hitman is one of the best ever.
Here's Neidhart now.
Neidhart can move anything.
>> Scoped him up like a little baby.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Now check it out.
Now okay KoKo, go for it.
Koko's the kind of guy that'll just go for
it.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Jeepers.
>> Koko did the right thing,
trying to use that speed and
agility that he has,
but he got outsmarted.
Outsmarted and out strength-
>> Look at this!
>> Hang on to him like a sack of,
[SOUND] whoa!
>> Whoa.
He just got nailed with a tombstone.
>> What is it?
>> I think it's a tombstone and it's over.
it's over for that guy.
>> It sure was a tombstone.
Holy quacamole.
>> Boy was he right on the for CoCo.
>> His name is Stone Cold,
you gotta have some teamwork.
You gotta have some contuity and
you have to have to put your egos aside.
>> All right, here we go,
ladies and genltemen.
His debut.
>> [INAUDIBLE] rookie [INAUDIBLE]
>> Now there's gonna be the man right
there.
That's Blue Chip, right there.
>> You know what?
I have to agree with you, Jim Ross.
I don't like you but
I gotta aggree with you.
Rocky is looking good.
>> Best third generation superstar ever.
His father really made a name for
himself here at Madison Square Garden and
so did his Grandfather, Rocky Maivia.
I'd see Peter Maivia,
the grandfather that young man,
Rocky Johnson, his dad,
former tag champion.
>> Well if he's anything like his father,
his grandfather we're gonna have
huger superstar, aren't you.
[INAUDIBLE]
>> Yeah.
[MUSIC]
>> And why is the official allowing-
>> I have-
>> [INAUDIBLE] this is absurd.
>> The officiating tonight
has been totally impossible.
>> You know what, god-
>> No!
>> Uh-oh, big mistake.
>> Drop kick, full body press.
>> [NOISE]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Now it's one on one.
Can the kid do it?
Can he do it aganist the two
time intercontinential champion?
Zolas has felt the heart pump.
Put him away, Rock.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> This young kid making his debut just-
>> Yes.
>> Most prominent super star in the World
Wrestling Federation, that's impressive.
>> Look at this,
Rocky Maivia with Goldust.
>> Shoulder breaker.
>> And yeah, one, two.
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> I can't believe it!
>> Here is your winner, Rocky Maivia.
>> My God,
I feel like my name should be Adrian
>> What a way to make your debut with
The Big Show in the Big Apple
at the Survivor Series.
[MUSIC]
>> All right, and
here comes the new commer Flash Funk.
>> Funky!
>> When is he gonna start dancing.
[MUSIC]
>> My goodness,
>> What the heck?
What is this?
What is this?
[MUSIC]
>> Aha.
Whoa.
[MUSIC]
>> Who is this guy?
>> Flash Funk, I don't know, how about it?
>> It's Flash Funk and the Funkette's.
[MUSIC]
>> I don't know whether he can wrestle but
he sure does make a heck
of a first impression.
[MUSIC]
>> Uh-huh, I know.
That's right.
Look at that.
[MUSIC]
Flash Funk and I guess the Funkette's,
is that it?
>> Yeah.
>> I've never seen the yellow and
red look so good here at the garden.
>> The Funk what?
>> The Funkettes.
>> The Funkettes.
>> Here we go.
Starting off with Flash
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> I can't believe this.
I can't believe this, Jim.
>> And Vader can't believe it either.
He's looking right in the eyes of Snookah
>> You better focus on Vader's
business Cornet.
You'll find yourself out of work.
>> No, I'm not playing.
I guarentee you one thing.
>> Uh-huh, that's funky.
>> He may be able to dance, but
he's gonna look like Don Cornelius after
Soul Train got cancelled when
Vader gets a hold of him.
He's gonna look like
the Soul Train Scramble!
>> And Vader, man!
Putting his punches together, hammering
away on Flash Funk.Trying to dominate him.
>> Body shots.
>> Body shots and up around the head.
And Flash Funk, uh-oh, with a clothesline.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I knew that Vader was coming into
the Survival Series tonight.
You rump and stomp and cause some and
cause some destruction and
that's exactly what's happening.
Flash Funk is the first beneficary.
>> All right, off to the rope,
put underneath clothesline.
Flash Funk, underneath another one,
and Funk, yeah!
>> Raider saw tha tone coming but
nonetheless the impact was there.
Here we go and no.
Unbelievable!
How about that.
And Flash Funk is everywhere.
>> Okay Browning, I'll tell you something.
>> Wait a minute, what's this guy doing?
>> No.
>> On the top all the way to the floor.
[MUSIC]
>> His opponent, the only Olympic gold
medalist to ever grace a WWF ring,
making his
World Wrestling Federation debut.
>> The most celebrated real athlete
in WWF history, Kurt Angle.
[MUSIC]
>> The most celebrated real athlete,
right?
>> That's what were are told.
He is a blue chipper, no doubt about that.
1996 Olympic gold medal winner
in freestyle wrestling.
A Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania native is Kurt Angle.
We better hope he does better
tonight than the Steelers did today.
[LAUGH]
>> And now Stasiak.
I'll just tell you this.
I don't think Kurt Angle would ever be
booed in any other city
other than Detroit.
My!
>> Nobody there for the cross body.
>> That was smart.
Did you see Kurt Angle signaling
to everybody how smart he is?
Look at this.
>> Angle with a modified slam, a fallaway.
>> Beautiful.
>> And the Olympic gold medal winner.
>> You know what,
he stole that move from me, JR.
>> His fans are booing him.
>> What's wrong with them?
Do these people realize we've
never ever in the history
of the WWE have a real athlete like
Kurt Angle, an Olympic gold medalist?
How can they boo him?
[MUSIC]
>> So who is it?
>> I don't know.
>> The third Alliance member.
[MUSIC]
It's Jazz?
[MUSIC]
No way.
[MUSIC]
>> Do you know who this is JR?
>> [INAUDIBLE] Coming to the ring, Jazz.
>> That was Jazz.
>> It's Jazz!
It's Jazz, from ECW.
Jazz, the most ferocious female-
>> My Jazz!
>> Pro wrestler Alena
>> You ain't seen nothing yet.
Jazz is the single most foracious
female competitor in history.
Jazz fought every woman in ECW and
ripped right through them.
What a coo by William Regal.
>> Now, Jazz also what I have heard,
has had quite a little success in
the ring with the males as well.
As Alena takes down Jazz.
>> These people are losers and
they're stupid.
>> Oh-oh.
>> They're lupid.
>> Lupid?
>> New Yorkers are lupid.
>> Lupid?
>> Yeah.
>> It's a deal.
>> What the hell was that?
>> Losers and stupid.
>> Hey, who says that Raw and
Smackdown talent can't get along?
>> Raw and Smackdown talent
can't get- [SOUND] What is that?
What in the hell is that?
>> Holler if you hear me!
>> No, it's not the cops.
>> Now wait a minute.
Wait a minute here.
>> Is he really here?
He's really here!
>> I think business just picked
up a little bit here Steve.
>> Big Papa Funk.
>> It's Scott Steiner.
>> In Madison Square Garden
at the Survivor Series.
>> It's him JR.
He's here.
>> The free agent that everybody wants.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
>> Make room for Booty Daddy is right.
>> The Big Booty Daddy signed with
the WWE and he's a free agent.
>> Woah!
Look at that, JR.
>> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
>> Now what's he gonna do?
>> Well looks like he can do
about anything he wants to do.
>> He's looking cool I know that.
>> They've popped the top.
>> He's here.
>> In the WWE.
>> I hope he's gonna tell us tonight,
he's gonna be on Raw every Monday.
>> Yeah, Big Papa Pump is here.
Speak to him.
>> Matt Hardy just shoved Nowinski,
he had him in harm's way.
And look out!
A suplex.
>> Using that former mission
all American cock those hips
>> He is awesome.
Now Mitch is gonna get Harvard.
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> Look out!
>> Harv shot right in the back.
Look, this is not a match,
it's an ass whooping.
It was an unscheduled ass whooping,
but he moved?
>> [NOISE]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> These fans are ready for Scott Steiner.
And there goes Nowinski,
he'll be staying after school.
>> [NOISE]
>> Ha!
This is really gonna suck
the attitude out of poor Matt.
My.
>> That gorilla press.
>> Jeez, no, not yet [INAUDIBLE]
>> Matt Hardy,
military press, run into Nowinski.
And a big.
It's making quite the impression on one
man from Raw and one man from SmackDown.
>> [NOISE]
>> This Ryback is unstoppable.
>> My god.
>> Ryback's unbelievable.
>> My god.
>> In the world, what is this?
>> Who the, what the.
What is this?
[APPLAUSE]
>> These three guys just came rushing
through the crowd.
They attach, Ryback.
>> What in the world.
>> Well, that was about to become
champion, lost championship.
Might've lost.
This is an absolute mauling of Ryback.
A pack mentality of these guys.
>> Look out.
>> An absolute pack mentality.
>> [NOISE]
>> Now, get over.
>> Wait, wait, wait,
the man clearing things out here.
He was a foot away from me.
That's Roman Reigns.
It's Roman Reigns from NXT.
[NOISE] What the heck is he doing here?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> That's Dean Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose has arrived right there.
Seth Rollins.
All from NXT,
what the hell are they doing out here?
>> NEB look out!
>> What are these guys doing?
[NOISE] No way!
>> My God!
>> What is going on?
What are you guys doing down here?
>> Now pedigree.
>> God.
>> How much more Triple H just
bring on another official NN
this thing, be done with it.
>> I'm sure that's what he's going to do,
Michael.
>> You know what?
Just count the one two three yourself,
go ahead and do that.
>> Man.
>> Look who it is.
>> Yeah.
>> Scott Armstrong.
>> Scott Armstrong of course.
>> He's in Triple H's
pocket since day one.
>> [NOISE]
[MUSIC]
>> My god.
>> What!
>> It's Sting!
>> What?
>> Stingers here!
>> A six-time WCW champion, the two-time
NWA world heavyweight champion.
>> But what the hell is he doing here?
>> The icon, the franchise.
The man who's never stepped
foot inside WWE's arena before.
>> Well what a hell of
an impact he's made,
the first time he's did it [LAUGH] John.
>> But why is Stinger here?
>> None of his damn business,
I'll tell ya!
[MUSIC]
>> This is incredible!
>> Down goes Armstrong!
[MUSIC]
>> [APPLAUSE]
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
Sting!
[APPLAUSE]
Stinger's
awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Stinger's awesome!
Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!
Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!
>> Woah.
And Sting.
>> Look at this.
>> Sting.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Triple H with
the first shot but he missed.
[APPLAUSE]!
>> Stinger strikes!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My god.
[APPLAUSE]
>> In pole signaler into
the cobbler of Seth Rollins.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Hey guys.
>> Here's the cover.
>> One, two, three!
>> No, no, no, no!
>> Team Cena wins.
>> Woo-hoo.
>> Here's your winner,
Dolph Ziggler, and Team Cena.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Happy day!
>> The Authority is gone!
[MUSIC]
>> What has Sting done?
