RECENTLY HAD SOME DOWN TIME AND
YOU HAVE BEEN DOING A BIT OF
TRAVELING AND YOU WENT TO DUBAI.
YOU MET THE ROYAL FAMILY.
>> WHAT WAS IT LIKE.
>> FIRST OF ALL DUBAI IS
AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, THE TREATMENT THAT I
GOT, THE HOSPITALITY THAT I GOT
FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY, WAS
UNREAL.
BUT THE ANIMALS THAT THEY HAD
FOR PETS BLUE ME AWAY.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
>> THE ROYAL FAMILY, THIS IS
LIKE THE FAMILY.
AND THEY FOUND OUT I WAS OVER
THERE WITH LUDICRIS WHO SAY
RAPPER, GREAT FRIEND OF MINE.
>> James: YOU AND LUDICRIS
WENT TRAVELING.
>> WELL, VACATION EVERY YEAR, WE
TAKE A TRIP EVERY YEAR.
>> James: EVEN THAT IS LUD I
COUNTRIES TO ME.
>> THAT'S HIS NAME, I GUESS IT
MAKES HIM HIM.
WHAT IS LUDICROUS IS WHEN WE GET
THERE, WE'RE STANDING ON THIS
GUY'S PROPERTY AND AS WE ARE
TALKING, YOU CANNOT MAKE THUP,
PEOPLE, SWEAR TO YOU, HAND ON
THE BIBLE, AN ORANGU TAN COMES
OVER A HILL ON A FOUR WHEELER,
RIGHT?
LISTEN, NOT LIKE-- NOBODY HAS
LIKE A LEASH OR LIKE IS PULLING
A FOUR WHEELER.
THE ORANGATAN HAS ON BABY GAP
CLOTHES AND IS LIKE LEANING.
AND I LOOK, I SAY HEY, MAN, I
SAY CALL ME CRAZY.
BUT THAT LOOKED LIKE AN ORAGANAN
DRIVING THAT FOUR WHEELER.
AND YOU KNOW HE GOES OH MAN T
IS, HE GOES SHOULD WE STOP IT I
SAID HELL NO, I'M NOT GOING OVER
TO THAT [BLEEP].
SO IT COMES CLOSE AND THE SHEIKH
IS LIKE OH, THAT IS SARAH, SHE'S
REAL NICE.
HE SAID.
>> SARA.
>> TALKING LIKE IT'S A REGULAR
PERSON, RIGHT.
SARAH, HE'S LIKE IT'S GETTING
LATE AM YOU GO BACK TO THE-- GO
BACK TO THE MAIN HOUSE.
SO THE ORANGATAN IS LIKE-- AND
IT GASSED IT, LIKE BRRR AND LIKE
SPED OFF BACK TO THE HOUSE.
SO I'M LIKE DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY.
THAT IS JUST LIKE-- THAT'S ON
THE PREMISES.
YEAH, WE GOT A LOT.
COME IN THE HOUSE.
WE GET IN THE HOUSE AND IT'S A
BUNCH OF BABY ORANGATANS ON THE
FLOOR AND THEY HAVE ONSIES AND
DIAPERS.
I'M LIKE YO, WHAT THE HELL IS
THIS, MAN.
HE'S LIKE THEY LOVE CHOCOLATE.
YOU HAVING CHOCOLATE.
>> NO, I DON'T HAVE NO DAMN
CHOCOLATE.
HE'S LIKE GIVE ME SNICKERS AND
WE GIVE THE BABY ORANGATAN
SNICKERS, THEY WERE SIGNATURE ON
THE COUCH, PATTING OUR LEGS IT
WAS SO COOL AND MY LADY HAD ON
LIKE A LONG DRESS AND HE WAS
LIKE HEY, THIS ONE SAY PERVERT.
HE LIKES TO LIFT UP DRESSES.
JUST LIKE HE SAID THIS ONE SAY
PERVERT, HE LIKES TO LIFT UNDER
DRESSES.
AS HE SAYS IT, THAT IS CRAZY, I
CAN'T BELIEVE IT WE TURN AROUND,
HE IS GRABBING HER SKIRT, TRYING
TO PULL THE SKIRT.
HE GOES HEY, WE SAID NO, HE SAYS
GO UPSTAIRS AND IT WAS-- I WAS
BLOWN AWAY, BLOWN AWAY.
I AM NOT LYING.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.
