- Hi everyone, I'm Colleen
and I am so pregnant.
As you know, pregnancy is a total miracle
and it's so much fun.
It's easy and painless
and such a joy.
So I thought I would show you
all the magic of pregnancy,
by sharing with you a morning
routine of a pregnant lady.
Most people's mornings start
around 6:00, 7:00, 8:00 a.m.
Not me, I'm one of the lucky ones.
My morning routine starts at 1:00 a.m.
About an hour after I fall asleep,
I wake up to pee.
Then, at 1:30, I wake up to pee.
Then, at 2:00 a.m., I wake up to pee.
Then, at 2:30 a.m., I wake
up because I can't breathe,
because pregnancy made
me develop allergies,
which is so cool.
Then, at 3:00, I wake
up from shoulder pain
and also to pee.
At 4:00, I wake up from
hip pain and back pain
and also to pee.
Then, at 4:30, I wake up from my child
kicking me as hard as he can.
Also, I have to pee.
Then I wake up at 5:00,
5:15, 6:00, 6:10, 6:20, 6:45
and finally, at 7:00,
I realize I'm not going to sleep at all,
so I just decide to be awake.
Also, I have to pee.
Pregnancy is such a blessing.
Then I look at my phone
and I usually cry, because
the news is depressing.
Also, I'm pregnant, so I
cry about everything now.
Then I realize I have to pee again,
so I get up to pee
and then I brush my teeth.
Without fail, every single time,
I drool toothpaste onto my huge stomach.
Then it's time to wash my face.
Everyone tells you that
when you get pregnant,
your skin gets beautiful and clear.
They are all liars.
My skin got terrible when I got pregnant,
so I started using the
Duvolle Radiance Spin Brush
and the Mix Easy Face Cleanser.
All jokes aside, this
has been a huge lifesaver
during my pregnancy.
If you don't have a spin brush yet,
I really recommend this one.
It is awesome.
It has four brushes,
so there's this big one
that you can use to wash your entire body,
there's the exfoliating brush,
the cleansing brush
and this little guy I cannot wait to use,
because it can help kind
of exfoliate your feet.
Right now, I can't see my feet.
As soon as my pregnancy's over,
I am stoked to try this one out.
This skin brush is so good at cleansing
and keeping my skin squeaky-clean.
You guys can use the coupon code, holiday,
to get one at 70% off.
It's an awesome deal,
and I highly recommend.
So then, I put on this amazing face cream.
I've noticed a huge difference in my skin
since I've started using it.
I get compliments on how clear my skin is,
and everyone thinks it's
because I'm pregnant,
but it's actually because of this.
I love this product
because you get to pick
out your own ingredients
when you're purchasing it,
so you can customize it to what you need
and what you like for your skin.
So go check it out,
and you can use the promo code, saves,
to get $5 off your purchase.
I love to hook up my viewers,
so go get those discounts, y'all!
Then it's time to take a shower,
but I don't want to,
because I would rather
go lay back down in bed,
because my back, my hips, my shoulders
and my pelvic bone are
all in extreme pain.
I've also found that ever since
I switched to the Mix Easy
Shampoo and Conditioner,
my hair is softer and less tangled
and I don't need to wash
it every single day.
Keeps my hair really soft and clean,
and I just love it.
After I decide to not take a shower,
I get back in bed.
This is where I do my makeup.
I am such a beauty guru, guys.
I put on as much makeup as possible,
to hide all of my insecurities.
Being pregnant has done
wonders for my self-confidence.
I feel fat and disgusting
every single day,
so putting on makeup is
crucial to my morning routine,
because it gives me a 1%
improvement to my self-confidence,
and when you're pregnant,
anything that will make
you feel even 1% better
is completely necessary.
Then, without fail, my sweet
man brings me breakfast in bed.
He has done this every single
day since I got pregnant,
because he's a literal angel
and I do not deserve him.
He also brings me my iron pill,
because pregnancy made me anemic,
so that's really fun.
Now it's time to get dressed.
What to wear, what to wear?
So many options.
Oh wait, nope!
I only have two options in my closet
that currently fit me,
a maternity dress or a
maternity shirt and leggings.
Cool, I'll go with the
maternity shirt and leggings,
because I pee every single
time I sneeze right now,
and it shows less in black pants
than it does in a maternity dress.
After I'm dressed, I get back in bed
and I meditate.
Just kidding, I have never meditated.
(burps)
I watch YouTube videos
and answer emails
and edit videos
and try to enjoy some time by myself
before I have to go to seven
doctor's appointments that day.
After that, I have to pee.
And there you go.
That is my morning routine.
You know what's fun about being pregnant?
Nothing (laughs).
There are some fun things
about being pregnant.
I like feeling him move around inside me,
I think that's really fun.
It's cool that I get to grow a human.
Being pregnant is really hard,
and I don't feel like enough women
talk about how hard it is.
And one of my favorite things right now,
is that everyone's telling me,
you better get some sleep,
because when that baby comes,
you're not gonna sleep at all.
And it is the most frustrating
thing in the world to hear,
because I do not sleep currently.
He's already waking me
up every 10 minutes.
Trust me, if I could sleep, I would.
Anyway, I hope you guys
like my morning routine.
If you did, make sure to
subscribe to my channel,
click that like button.
I love when you guys
click that like button.
Think of it as rubbing my tummy.
Like, you guys clicking the like button
is essentially you,
like, feeling the baby.
Is that weird?
Should I not say that?
I feel like it's weird to ask
someone to rub your tummy.
Well, forget I said that,
but still, please like my video.
This is my birthday week,
so I will be enjoying
festivities with my family
and friends.
Don't forget to tune in next week
to see my fundraiser for childhood cancer.
I do it every year for my birthday.
That's all I want for
my birthday this year,
is for you guys to donate
to childhood cancer,
so make sure to tune in to that.
And don't forget to check out
the Duvolle products I
mentioned earlier in this video.
All the links are below
and the discount code, so check that out.
And that's pretty much it for now.
I know a lot of you are sick
of these pregnancy videos,
but guess what, they're not stopping
till this baby comes out of me
because I'm extremely pregnant.
I'm gonna go eat a baked potato.
I love you.
Have a wonderful day.
(upbeat elevator music)
