 When you and I met,
 I flirted with you,
   we started wrestling,
  and then we broke a fence.
  We broke a fence.
  That's not a lie.
Today, we're going to settle
 that score once and for all
   to find out
who the stronger man is.
   You will be judged on the
  following three factors --
visceral masculinity, grunting,
and overall sweatiness.
 [ Laughter ]
  All right, James,
   are you ready?
I guess we're as ready
  as we're gonna get!
Let's get 30 seconds
on the clock.
  -All right.
 -Let's begin.
[ Grunting ]
   -You know, Guy...
 -Yes, James.
You know, I've always --
   When one brings one
   on one's talk show,
it is customary that one
let the other --
 The guest should be
the one to win the --
Explain yourself, Guy!
Aah!
Aah! He -- [ Laughs ]
   James, that was
   beautiful work.
 [ Moaning ]
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
   Let's go back to the desk
  while Casey gives you a score.
  [ Laughs ]
Well, not only did you best the
champion of talk-show stadium,
 what that --
That segment also qualifies as
indecent material in 34 states.
  -10 points.
 -Oh, my God!
