The students are insisting you are a communist.
They call you a socialist.
50% also can't find Berlin on a map,
even when clearly labelled
We have tried to draw lesson plans to no avail.
surely if you grade them harshly
they will remember I am a fascist.
My Fuhrer...  you have to understand
they think communism and fascism are the same thing
They mix them up all the time.
Everyone who knows that fascism and communism are two different ideologies, leave now!
This is ridiculous!
Ridiculous!
Why did I even write Mein Kampf?
Why did I rail against Marxist Bolshevist world Jewry?
Why did I persecute the KPD or SPD or
have the SS exterminate our enemies?
So some 18 year old could call me a communist?
Why did conservatives back me financially?
They listen to Fox News
Don't lecture ME about propaganda!
My Fuhrer, these pundits call Obama a socialist and compare him to you
Obama?
Who the hell is that?
I made myself very clear!
Why did I favor the wealthy and decry class warfare!
Why did I have Ernst Rohm killed?
Why did I have my Reich minister of labor say it was necessary to give absolute authority to the employer!
How many more times could I have taken a
big sticky dump on Marx's photo?
I should do what Stalin did and collectivize all their asses,
then they'll know what communism is!
All those corporations that thrived under me, they think that's what Lenin wanted?
I give up.
I give up.
How many more times can I wipe myself with pages from Das Kapital?!
All we have for TP in the Fuhrerbunker
are pages from the Communist Manifesto!
It hurts my hemorrhoids!
You think I do it for fun?
Don't worry, I smuggled in some real toilet paper.
I guess we've come to the point
where you can kill millions 
in the name of your crazy evil theories and
that still isn't enough for these
kids to keep their facts straight.
NO matter how many times I French kissed Mussolini,
no matter how many times I persecuted socialists and Communists, they still didn't get it
I don't have to stop French kissing Mussolini, though.
I like that.
