(rooster crows)
(lion roars)
- Barbara, everything is going to be okay.
- Welcome to Good Mythical MORE.
We got the furry girls with us,
and we are gonna try
some frozen dog treats.
- All right but first, Barbara read this.
What does gifticality mean?
It means we're donating $1,000
to an organization we feel is
doing incredibly work-
(Barbara whines)
It's not upsetting, this is great.
Barbara is upset about global warming,
because we are a giving $1,000 to 350.org.
350.org is an international movement
of ordinary people working
to solve the climate crisis
in the age of fossil
fuels and build a world
community-lead energy for all.
Go help help us.
(Barbara barks)
Yes!
- Yeah.
- Help us donate at 350.org/donate.
- That's right, Barbara.
- She believes in it
because she's got this coat.
She can't handle climate change.
Look at this coat she's got.
- You trim her back though.
- Yeah, well she actually
just got trimmed.
- Oh which they gonna.
Hold on you just can't do
that yet 'cause this is for-
- Hold it up. (laughs)
- Okay, so we got these dog treats,
that we are gonna try with them.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you are going to be able to get into it.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great.
- You want some of this?
Okay, so what's this first one?
Take one of those and then hold Barbara.
Jade, come check out this one.
- [Stevie] Turkey and cinnamon popsicles.
- Turkey and cinnamon?
Come around here. Sit.
- Barbara is on board very quickly.
(group laughing)
- You wanna try that?
Jade has never tried a frozen
dog treat, that's for sure.
- [Stevie] There's a reason there's four.
(group laughing)
- There's a reason there's four,
I wonder what that could be.
- Oh, now you going to try
to start to bite it, huh?
And there is a straw in the side,
so if it like starts melting.
(Stevie laughing)
- Here you go.
Jade likes it.
- The cinnamon is strong.
You say there's cinnamon?
- [Link] Rhett likes it.
- [Stevie] Yeah.
Have they ever had
frozen dog treats before?
- Barbara-
- I just said Jade.
- Eats anything that falls on the ground.
- [Stevie] I'm sorry I did
not hear what you said.
Jade has not?
- Barbara eats ice.
- [Stevie] Yeah.
- Like if someone drops a
piece of ice, Barbara is like,
yep, it came from a human,
they were about to put in
their mouth, I'm gonna eat it.
- [Stevie] My dog Ringo steals ice,
like if it falls from the-
- Oh really?
- [Stevie] But then he puts it on the rug.
And then he walks away from it.
- Jade, she hasn't eaten
ice in a long time.
This tastes furry, I doesn't taste.
It's like fabric.
- [Stevie] Speaking of furry,
I pulled up your wikiFeet interests pages.
- Oh you did?
- [Stevie] Yeah and let me tell you,
you each have your own
score, your own rating.
They're different ratings.
So one of you scored
higher than the other one.
And one of you also has more
votes than the other one.
Who do you think scored higher?
- I know I got ugly feet.
- I have no clue.
- So if you didn't score
higher than my feet,
then you must have-
- Well I wonder if this is
pre-Link trims all of the hobbit
hair off of his feet Link or post.
Because I don't know, if you
look at what we just did.
Like I, there is no hair
on my feet any more.
I am done with that.
- [Stevie] I'm only in
the Google search view
because I'm afraid if I
click on them, I don't know,
something will happen.
So, I'm just looking at the
ratings and votes from the,
you know, the preview page.
- So then we've got...
- Okay what is this?
- Well I'm gonna let 'em eat this
and then you can reveal it.
- No, not yet.
- This is Crazy-Delish treat for dogs.
- Look at this, Barb.
- Probiotic pack frozen yogurt cups.
- Right here, Barbara, right here.
- Jade, Jade.
- Here lets do this,
bring it around this way.
Hey, look, look here it is.
No, no.
Look this, that. It's food!
- She really wants this. So let's.
Here you take that, thank you.
No Barbara, stay up here.
- Look, look, look.
- Check that out.
- [Stevie] What flavor is this?
- This is-
- Banana and peanut butter.
Okay, here, look.
- PB and B.
- Put everything over
there, my dog is too crazy.
- Do you like that, Jade?
- Look, look.
Look look look look look.
It's food its peanut butter and banana.
- So do you like that?
It's pretty good to you?
- She's like, The thing you
just had is better than this.
- Yeah, that, I mean that's definitely.
- Barbara, this is the
only thing that you get
to eat right now.
This is it.
This is the only thing
you get to eat right now.
Nope, you can sniff around all you want.
- I can't tell if Jade is
sad because her tail's down,
but she is liking it.
- That's it, this is only
thing that you can eat.
- I mean it is pretty conclusive
that Barb is going for the other thing
because she likes to lick fabric.
- Don't look at me.
- She's not even interested in that.
- Look, look, look.
- [Stevie] Well, this
is like a sweet thing,
and the other one had turkey in it.
- Yeah, this one is more desserty.
- She is not ready for this.
- [Stevie] Okay, one of you has a five
the other one has a 4.9.
- Oh really?
What's the top score you could get?
- [Stevie] A five.
- (laughs) Okay.
- And does it say how many votes?
- [Stevie] The person with
the five has 116 votes.
And the person with a 4.9 has 95 votes.
- So probably has to do with
one of us showing feet more
than the other one really.
- Barbara, look.
Okay, all right, okay.
- Well hope it's me because I
put a lot of work into the...
(group laughing)
What just happened?
- Oh, is she showing her butt hole?
- No she's, she's...
Jade really likes this.
- Barbara is eating this
whole thing, it's just.
- Put it that way so they
can see her eating it.
Look, she just bit the whole thing.
I mean, Jade eats ice
cream the same way I do,
and Barbara eats ice cream the way you do.
Just devours it as if
she's trying to kill it.
- As she if she likes it. (laughs)
- I like to enjoy it.
I'm a lick daddy, man.
Look at that, nice, controlled.
But I'm gonna remove this, Jade,
because let's try something else.
- Barbara, there's other things coming.
- Pupsicle Mix.
- What is this?
- That's the popsicle mix.
- Oh so you buy this mix, this powder,
and then you make it into the popsicle.
- Oh that's what this is.
- So you can take that home
because she loves that crap.
- Well, it's basically gone.
- [Stevie] Guys, Link has the five.
- Yes!
I beat you by a 10th of a point.
- Congratulations. (laughs)
- Jade you wanna try this one?
Let's see if she is more
interested in this one.
- That is just straight up ice cream.
- Barbara, here.
- [Stevie] The heck, Chase,
you do not have a wikiFeet.
I don't know how that's possible.
I cannot Google myself, it won't be funny.
- Do you think you're on wikiFeet?
Have you shown your feet on this show?
- [Stevie] Uh, oh that's true, yeah.
Chase's feet has been really,
really displayed on the show.
- Wow, I gotta get Jade some of this stuff
because she really likes it.
Doggy Sunday flavor treat for dogs.
- Barbara, look, this is
the thing that you have
to eat right now.
- I don't know what
flavor, beef flavor treat.
- It's beef flavored!
- She is not interested
in that either, huh?
(Jade growls)
- Jade just growled at her.
- Did she growl or fart
because I was looking at her-
- No, she growled.
Barbara, this is the option right now,
this is the thing you can eat.
- I'm surprised that
Jade is into this stuff.
- Look.
- Jade's not usually into much.
- She's like, it's hard to get too.
She doesn't like it because
she really has to work for it.
- When I take jade away from it,
she's also content,
it's not like she loves
it so much that...
Oh, she's also a bit distracted
by just looking around everywhere.
Okay which-
- Okay, now you understand that's good,
you get to have beef flavor going on.
- Which one of these do
you like better, Jade?
- Seems clear.
She's like, whichever one's
easiest to get to, I'll lick.
(group laughing)
- So now they're both there.
She goes back to the beef one.
- Swing around here. Swing around here.
- What else do we have?
Okay, so we've done this, we've done this.
- Spin around.
- Oh man, here's another one.
- The Bear and the Rat
cooltreatsfordogs.com is
serving up frozen yogurt
dog treat flavored
with bacon and peanut butter.
Try that one.
- Here's a new one.
Here's a new one.
Barbara.
- See if she likes that one better.
- You gotta think about.
You gotta be a performer,
you gotta think about the camera.
- All right, Jade you try
that one in the middle there.
Do you like that one?
She's interested in that one.
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- You see how easy I'm
making this for you?
I'm holding you like a baby.
- Jade does not want the
bacon and peanut butter.
Well, yes she does.
- You don't even have to work for it.
- [Link] Okay, but you insist on it.
Pooch Creamery, freeze it
when you're ready to use it.
Birthday cake flavor.
What do we have here?
- Barbara, you just threw it on me.
- Barbara, check this out, Barbara.
- Hey, this one's a big one.
- Barbara, come get the-
- Barbara, here's a big one.
- Barbara, Barbara, Barbara
come get the big one.
(group laughing)
What just happened.
- I'm trying to get her.
She insist on making...
- So Jade clearly likes the Doggy Sunday
beef flavored the best.
Barbara learn any new tricks,
or you done with that?
- Ah, you know what,
at the beginning of all
this quarantine stuff,
I was like, oh this would be a great time,
to teach Barbara some new
tricks, but it kind of never
got past that.
The intention.
- Yeah, I know, I never even
thought about that for Jade.
- Can Jade sit now?
- She can sit, she could always sit.
What, do I have to prove it you?
- Yeah.
- Jade, look at me, Jade.
(Link snaps fingers)
Jade, Jade look at my face.
Sit.
(group laughing)
- Yeah, you got to
prove it to me. (laughs)
- What if I took the thing she wanted.
Hey Jade.
(group laughing)
This is a whole bunch of old ones.
- Oh, no.
- See she no knows.
- No, that wasn't.
Yeah she's gotta go from standing
to sitting on your command.
- Okay stand up, Jade.
Jade, sit.
- Ah, she was gonna do it anyway.
- There's never a point
when I really need to get
her to sit or do anything.
Everything-
- Well you need to get her to come to you,
that's the most important command.
- Yeah, she doesn't do that.
- [Stevie] Guys, guys, I
have something else talked
about briefly in the episode.
That I don't wanna forget to say.
Which, I mean after wikiFeet,
wikiFeet was important that I talked.
- What was your score?
- [Stevie] I, Matt said he would tell,
I don't wanna Google, I don't wanna know.
We're moving on.
The thing I wanted-
- Well, let's see if we beat you.
See if we beat you.
- [Stevie] I wanted to talk about,
was home much I like Jennifer
Garner's Instagram videos.
Have you stumbled upon?
- Oh yes.
- [Stevie] Oh my god.
- We know about those
in McLaughlin household.
- [Stevie] She just, you cannot
love someone more than her.
- What does she do?
- She's funny.
- [Stevie] She's does
a lot of cooking stuff.
She also recently posted this
video, she also dressed up.
I guess her daughter was
learning about colonial times
on a Zoom classroom, and so
she dressed up and showed them
how to use a fan.
And she's just so, gosh,
she's just so lovable
that Jennifer Gardner.
I am her number one fan
now, I'm her number one fan.
I don't follow her but it pops up
on my discover, you know?
I wonder what her wikiFeet is.
- But we do know what your score is
because it has been given to us.
- Stevie, 82 votes.
- You got 82 votes, so
just keep that in mind.
82 votes.
- [Stevie] Honestly, that
makes me feel a lot better
knowing that you have
more votes than I do.
- You know what?
If I didn't know our
scores, I would think,
this is a really solid score.
(group laughing)
4.6.
- 4.6.
- I mean 4.6 I would be like,
sang that's a good score.
Out of five?
How you get a perfect score?
- [Stevie] Hold on, I'm looking
at Jennifer Gardner's wikiFeet.
- 42 People called your feet beautiful.
- [Stevie] Wow, 2,558 votes
for Jenifer, a 4.8.
Must have have some nice feet.
I have finger toes.
Have you ever seen my toes?
- Yeah you gotten,
your whole foot's very elongated.
- [Stevie] Very long.
- And then it's-
- Yeah I got a super long toes as well.
- [Stevie] Very long, yeah.
- But you know I still got a 4.9.
- [Stevie] If I just lost a pinkie,
I could just take one of
my toes and put it on.
- You could do the tedium,
you can eat the tedium really easily.
- I just gotta say, knowing
what my feet look like
and knowing I have a 4.9 out
of 5, the entire wikiFeet
enterprise has been called into question.
- Listen it's just-
- [Stevie] For the first
time ever. (laughs)
- I thought this was a legitimate thing.
And now I feel different about everything.
Except my feet, I feel good-
- [Stevie] Oh Josh, I'm sorry,
you also do not have a wikiFeet page.
You guys gotta get on this Josh and Chase
wikiFeet page situation.
- I have beautiful feet.
- Is that enough?
- I've never really thought
about your feet, Josh.
- [Josh] Why not?
- I mean it's on the list
to think about, I just
haven't gotten to it.
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