[J]: Hey, y'all people! Welcome back to my channel.
[J]: This is Jerk Bryanzo, vlogginner of Isabela, with my boyfriend..
[J]: Freak Ferick.
[J]: Hello!
[J]: As promised and as requested of one requester..
[F]: Only one person is interested?
[J]: The one who requested that we tell the story of how we started, how we met or what
[F]: You'll know about it now.
[J]: But before we tell you the story,we'd like to say 
thank you to the sponsor of our Japanese snacks
[J]: From my good friend, Sensei Sexy
[J]: Shau-in Sercenia
Doumo arigatou gozaimasu~
[F]: Just in time for our storytelling, we'll have merienda too.
(t/n: term for afternoon snacks)
[F]: Let's get started--
[F]: Wah!
[F]: The light's gone.
[J]: Let's get started wah!
[J]: So let's cut to the chase..
Let's go!
[J]: Welcome to our vlog!
[J]: I wanted to start the story by telling you that..
[J]: I really didn't expect that we will become a couple because January of 2015,
[J]: I still had a fling with a TV reporter!
[J]: Let's call them by the name.. *AN****
[J]: Of course it's a secret!
[J]:  He's a news reporter of a regional TV program.
[J]: And then February 2015 was when
 I was starting to fall for a girl tourism student
[F]: Ay!
[J]: The start of it was like.. I was just having a crush on her
because she was so pretty
[F]: Bisexual??
[J]: But, there came a time when we got into texting each other
[J]: And then my group of friends were teasing us, 
her group of friends too so (my crush on her) got more triggered.
[J]: Especially my friend group. I don't know about hers.
[F]: I know that. Princess..
[J]: Hey!!
[J]: Yes! My endearment for her was 'my princess'
[J]: And let's call her by the name..
[J]: It's a secret too!
[J]: And then the event of our department happened in March
[J]: so things were really unexpected because January, February..
[J]: So, am I really that flirtatious? Am I really that flirtatious back in college?
[F]: Me too, I didn't expect it to happen.
[F]: At the time I also had a.. something.. with someone
[F]: I was in a relationship.
[F]: You know that.
[F]: But it was a secret. That relationship was super secret.
[J]: Yeah, we made it seem to our circle of friends that I was his first boyfriend
[J]: because he wasn't ready then.
[J]: But now that he's ready, okay, it turns out I was just his second.
[J]: And let's call the boy by the name.. *****
[J]: So you were taken in March?
[F]: Our relationship was.. on the rocks.
[J]: At least I was single in March.
[F]: We were from the same school.. same course..
[F]: We were the leaders of our course's organization.
[F]: I was the president that time, he was the treasurer.
[F]: Treasurer?
[J]: No! VP Operations!
[F]: And then, for the president.. we had an event for the whole department.
[F]: It was very successful! After the event, (everything) was successful.
[F]: So yeah..
[J]: They thought of having an afterparty
[F]: For the event had a good result.
[J]: That time when the officers were inviting me to come with them..
[J]: We will have the afterparty at the house of our program coordinator.
[J]: When the officers were inviting me I wasn't in the mood that time..
[J]: I know they'll just drink alcohol and party-party. They're only gonna do those things.
[J]: I was just compelled to go because 
Michelle Joey Pascual compelled me to.
[J]: Let's try and open this..
[J]: It's like Japanese fries
[F]: It's hard.
[F]: Ah it's sweet.. sweetened.
[J]: It's like sweet fries.
[J]: So we arrived at Sir Ronnie's house
[J]: So as usual it's just party-party so they had a few bottles of Empi Lights
(t/n: short for emperador lights, an alcohol brand)
[F]: I remember that
[J]: We even had Red Horse.. we didn't drink just one, we had a lot more
[F]: I don't have a high alcohol tolerance. 
Just two tablespoons of Empi, I'm already wasted.
[J]: Empi! So cool~
[J]: Empe!
[J]: If it's Empi then it's Empirador.
[F]: Empi Lights!
[J]: So fast forward, we were already drunk.
[J]: We were already drunk but they agreed to buy more alcohol
[J]: What's ugly is that we got to the point where..
[J]: Okay, one shotglass of alcohol, I take a shot
[J]: One shotglass, drink straight
[J]: One shotglass, drink. One round of taking shots went like that. Nonstop.
[J]: No eating of pulutan.
(t/n: filipino term for food eaten while drinking alcohol)
[F]: I was the only one exempted.
[J]: Stop pretending!
[J]: That happened so we got really wasted that time.
[F]: As in, he and I weren't close then
[F]: As in we don't talk to each other.. first year, second year, third year-ish?
[J]: We don't talk to each other because we were from different sections
[J]: But we're of the same year
[F]: Same course
[J]: Same course, same year.
[J]: And we have our own group of friends
[J]: My group of friends was called "Bullsyete"
[J]: It was like, there was 7 of us and we were bullies.
So 7 bullies is 'Bullsyete'
[J]: And then one day we would overhear, 
one group from the other sections was called 'Paksyete'??
[F]: It was my group.
[J]: It was his group so it seemed like, "Oh, this group is competing with us~"
[J]: It was like they were mocking us
[J]: So if were 7 bullies, are you guys the 7 f*ckers?
[F]: Pakers!
[J]: 7 pakers?
[J]: So, it was the reason an issue started between our sections
[J]: Since then there was a gap in between our groups, 
not between our sections.
[J]: Like, if you would overhear 'Bullsyete' and 'Paksyete', oh, there's something.
[J]: Like that~
[F]: But we were friends then.
[J]: Yeah, we were friends but not really intimate friends.
[J]: Just casual friends like.. just greeting each other
[J]: We were just casual to each other all the time, 
we never really had normal conversations.
[F]: And 'Paksyete,' we were a group of Ilocanos so..
(t/n: a term for people who came from the Ilocos region)
[F]: We were the loud ones from the class.
[F]: We were really drunk to the point that we went outside.
[J]: Wait~
[J]: Okay so it goes like this, in the middle of the drinking session..
[J]: Of course we were getting tipsy
[J]: It got to the point when an issue that I didn't want 
to talk about anymore was brought up
[J]: They brought up that one guy from his friend group became my boyfriend
[J]: that we will call by the name "Broker Bakladeer."
[J]: He became my boyfriend, which is true. 
But I was avoiding that topic because past is past.
[J]: But that was the issue they brought up so the touchy me got sulky
[J]: But it was a legit sulking, I went outside the house
[J]: I laid down on the lawn, was it lawn or stony ground?
[F]: Lawn.
[J]: I laid down on the lawn!
[F]: In the garden.
[J]: Yeah, in the garden.
[F]: It was littered with rocks
[J]: I really laid down while sulking. I don't know. 
I can't think of anything but just lay down there.
[F]: I feel like I was the one who opened up that..
[J]: Issue?
[F]: Yeah, about the issue so I got guilty that..
[F]: You were lying down outside the house
[J]: Yeah! Since he was the one who made that issue that night
[J]: He went outside and followed me
[J]: I was shocked when.. someone hugged my back!
[F]: I didn't hug you
[J]: He hugged me!
[F]: I was trying to pull you up!
[J]: He hugged me. I was lying like this 
and then someone hugged my back like that
[J]: I was surprised! It wasn't expected.
[F]: It wasn't a hug!
[J]: It was a hug!
[J]: Our drinking buddies even saw us. 
My back was turned while he was hugging me
[J]: I should go back in.
[J]: He was talking to me, saying, "We should go back in. Let's just continue."
[J]: He apologized.
[J]: You apologized, right?
[F]: And then.. you went back in.
[J]: I went back in, ahead of him. 
He was left outside, I don't know what he did.
[F]: Maybe he was contemplating.
[J]: Let's try and open this!
[F]: What's that?
[J]: I don't wanna read these Japanese characters anymore
[F]: Ah, popcorn!
[F]: Yummy! Tastes like..
[F]: Adobo 
(t/n: famous filipino dish)
[J]: Popcorn that tastes like adobo?
[J]: Fast forward, the drinking session continued.
[J]: As if there's no issue that happened.
[J]: It went on.. Things got happier because..
[F]: Everyone was already drunk.
[F]: And it was getting really late
[F]: So it was time for.. sleeping~
[J]: Before the sleeping time, don't forget to tell about..
[J]: When we were setting up everything.. We were setting the beddings
because all of us will sleep on the living room side by side
[J]: This one went to the comfort room, turns out, he was throwing up!
[J]: You threw up!
[F]: Yes, I can remember.
[J]: He puked!
[J]: It was so embarrassing. 
He was the only one who threw up among all of us.
[F]: I really have a low alcohol tolerance.
[F]: Super. Up until now.
[J]: You can tell the story now
[F]: So.. it's sleeping time.
[J]: Before I went to sleep..
[F]: I was at the comfort room then.
[J]: We were able to brush our teeth. Were you able to brush your teeth?
[F]: I don't know.
[F]: I guess not.
[J]: I don't know if we were able to brush our teeth.
I guess it slipped our minds to bring our toothbrushes at that time.
[J]: But I brought candy!
[F]: Oh, wow~
[J]: Shut up! I haven't finished talking yet.
[F]: Prepared!
[J]: I had a candy that time
[J]: I thought of eating candy because the aftertaste in my mouth was bad
[J]: Because we drunk a lot so I needed something sweet
[J]: And it was sleeping time already so I didn't notice 
that I slept while still having a candy inside my mouth.
[F]: It was sleeping time. And while I was at the comfort room..
[F]: They already decided their sleeping positions. So there wasn't a spot left for me.
[F]: And he was at the farthest side.
[F]: So I slept down beside him~
[J]: Why did you sleep beside me?
[F]: It was the only space left.
[J]: It's not like I left a space because I saw 
that there's no space left on the other side.
[J]: So I'll just be the one to adjust
[J]: I don't like to be in the middle, I like being on the side
[F]: Really?
[J]: Mm-hmm.
[F]: You just wanted to be beside me.
[J]: Duh! Ew!
[F]: Right? You just wanted to be beside me.
[F]: You already have a crush on me since first year.
[J]: Yeah, that's a fact.
[F]: So, let's first try this.. chimchomchimini
[F]: I don't know how to read it.
[F]: Dilis! 
(t/n: filipino term for anchovies)
[F]: Here, fish.
[J]: It's anchovies! Shocks!
[J]: So we were all able to sleep
[F]: Okay.
[J]: Peacefully!
[J]: We slept peacefully, as in, everyone around us were fast asleep.
[F]: Of course, everyone was drunk!
[F]: So I laid down beside him
[F]: Oh my Lord
[F]: And then, of course I was already sleeping
[F]: And I woke up at wee hours of the morning because I was really dizzy
[F]: We were situated near the comfort room
[F]: And then I threw up.
[F]: Yeah!
[J]: For the second time.
[F]: Yes.
[F]: So after throwing up I went back to my spot.
[F]: And when I laid down I turned my back on him.
[F]: After a few minutes, someone put their arm on my back like this.
[J]: Not like that!
[J]: You were laying down like this and I just put my arm on you
[J]: It's like, normal if you are sleeping beside someone
 that instead of hugging, you just put your arm like this..
[J]: Like a pillow! Like that~
[F]: Okay~
[J]: Like that~
[F]: Really?
[J]:  Mm-hmm.
[F]: And then.. 
[F]: Someone turned around?
[J]: Who was it?
[F]: Me.
[J]: So why did you turn around?
[F]: Provokiing..
[J]: Provoke? You're shameless!
[J]: I wasn't provoking~!
[F]: I'm blushing.
[J]: What I felt was..
[F]: I turned around.
[J]: He turned around, and I was..
[J]: I was lying down likes this, I was sleeping
[J]: My eyes were closed, I just saw him turning around
[F]: Like this, like this~
[J]: And then we were facing each other
[F]: Yieee~
[J]: We were stealing glances with our eyes like this
[J]: And then I could feel his face inching closer
[F]: I thought you were.. a girl
[F]: I thought it was a girl.
[J]: I felt his face inching closer and then we just suddenly kissed.
[F]: How?
[J]: We suddenly kissed but it was just out of drunkenness of us both.
[F]: Kiss, that's over, end.
[F]: And, I got shy after that.
[J]: But wait, our kiss was long.
[F]: Was it long?
[J]: It was long, like, 3 seconds.
[F]: It was just..
[J]: That was long!
[F]: I just went along with it because I know..
[F]: And he had a candy in his mouth!
[J]: True! I was shocked that it was early morn but I still had the candy in my mouth
[J]: It was like a lifesaver, I thought, "Hey! Good thing I brought candy!"
[J]: But I didn't realize then..
[F]: I just threw up!
[J]: He just finished throwing up that time!
[F]: I thought, "ooh, he was prepared~"
[F]: He planned for it.
[J]: Let's try and open this egg-like snack.
[J]: It's like Nagaraya
(t/n: cracker nuts brand in the philippines)
[F]: I turned on my back again after that kiss
[F]: Then morning came and it was super awkward.
[J]: That morning was super awkward, as in we never looked at each other.
[J]: We never looked at each other
[J]: Let's admit it, even though we're drunk we still know what we are doing
[F]: Other people just fake their drunken stupor
[J]: So yeah, the morning after (the kiss) was super awkward.
[J]: Wait! Before we went home, I received a text message.
[F]: From?
[J]: From you!
[F]: What did I say? Was it me? I can't remember!
[J]: You said, "Hey, last night didn't mean a thing, okay?"
[J]: The thought was something like that
[J]: Like you were telling me, "no one should know." 
[F]: Of course.
[J]: Acting like a Filipina lady, I pretended and replied,
[J]: "Huh? What happened?" I told him that!
[J]: Things were so awkward again because our tricycle ride home,
we were both seated at the back so it was super awkward.
[J]: We were ignoring each other.
[J]: That was the start of our love story.
[F]: Unexpected.
[J]: So unexpected. It was March 7, 2015 when it happened.
[J]: And then March 8, 2015 we got into texting each other.
[J]: Our 'get to know each other' stage started at that point.
[J]: We were talking and getting along well.
[J]: And then it got to the point that we wanted to be together.
[J]: It was only me who decided for our monthsary to be March 7
because it was when (our love story) really started.
[J]: Right?
[F]: Yeah.
[J]: Do you agree with that?
[J]: Is there anything that you regret from what happened?
[F]: There's none.
[J]: If you would change anyting, what will it be?
[F]: Nothing, because if I changed anything prior that,
things wouldn't have turned out the same way. Right?
[F]: I.. I never know.
[F]: Okay, so since you only asked how we started, that's it!
[J]: That was the start of our love story. 
[J]: So the lesson from our story is, if someone invited you (to go somewhere),
just go! You might meet your 'forever!' Don't be so hard to please!
[F]: If there's alcohol, there's a motive.
[F]: If there's candy.. waaah!
[J]: Yes! Always bring candy if you don't have a toothbrush with you.
[F]: If you want to know more about us, just comment down your questions.
[J]: And before we say bye, let's open this one
[F]: Oh, shocks! It's like.. pretzels.
[J]: Mhmm!
[F]: It's delicious!
[J]: It's like pretzels with something bitter added.
[F]: So, thank you guys for watching! And hope you enjoyed.
[F]: Hope you learned something from it.. learned something??
[F]: So we started like that and now.. we're now 4 years plus in the relationship.
[F]: Our monthsary is approaching again.
[J]: That's it, guys! Please like this video if you enjoyed it.
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[J]: That's it guys! Peace out~
[J]: Bye~
[F]: Bye!
