- (Kevin) Ancho chiles. 
- Aw!
- Oh, just scoop it in!
(laughs) It just gets worse!
- Look at how extravagant 
this dish is,
and if I pass on it,
I'm gonna feel so terrible.
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we wanna
thank you guys
for coming in to our office,
because we're gonna be trying
not to eat Office foods.
- Oh!
- Wait, from The Office?
- Oh my God.
- Like The Office, with like,
with Michael Scott?
- (FBE) Yes, we are not like
grabbing food from our break room
or anything, this is foods
from The Office, the show.
- That's like my favorite show.
- Same, oh my gosh!
Are we gonna get Jell-O?
- (FBE) All of these foods were either
featured or inspired by
moments in the show.
Since this is 
a Try Not To Eat Challenge,
if you make it through
all of the rounds without eating,
there will be a reward Office food,
but there is a punishment for losing!
For every food you eat,
you'll have to take one bite
of our punishment food.
- (gasps) Oh no, okay.
- And you know the punishment's
[bleep] way worse.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
Well, we'll see what happens.
- This is my Get Out
of Punishment Free Card,
so I get to eat all the foods,
including the reward.
So I'm hungry, 
so I want to use it.
Exchange this card 
to skip a future episode punishment
and take the reward instead.
- How do you get one of those?
- I won it when I did the
Try Not To Get Scared.
- Oh, when you went to Horror Nights.
- I love The Office,
love it, so great.
- (Michael) You got it?
- This is funny.
- This looks so good in the show.
- (Michael) Fettuccine alfredo!
- Oh, I love fettuccine alfredo.
- (Michael) Time to carboload.
- Carboload. (laughs)
- That looks [bleep] good.
- I love fettuccine alfredo.
- Oh my God.
It's in the container, too!
- (FBE) Yes, so we've got 
some fettuccine
to start this challenge off right,
as Michael says, 
it's time to carboload,
and this not from a restaurant,
this is still prepared
by our gourmet chef.
- Gosh dang it!
- Oh.
- What, this is torture.
This is literally torture, okay?
- Does it count if I open it?
- (FBE) Please do.
- Okay.
- Oh, it looks so good.
- (Ashby) I'm gonna go for it.
- You're gonna go for it?
- I'm gonna go for it!
- It's worth it?
(buzzer rings)
I don't know what to do.
I'm so conflicted.
- Oh my God, it is so good.
- Stop!
(buzzer rings)
- Wow.
- Oh my gosh.
- It's so good!
- It's so good! (laughs)
- Ooh!
- Yes, bitch!
- (laughs) This is,
he just gets to eat!
- It was like...
- For every food you eat,
you have to take a bite.
- Yeah.
- Ugh, man.
I wish it was just like
one punishment,
one and done,
'cause I would eat everything.
You know what I mean?
I don't want it.
(Danny laughs)
I don't want this one.
- Ugh, am I gonna eat this?
Are you gonna eat it?
I'm carb-loading for the marathon
I'm not running tomorrow.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm starving.
- Mmm, that's good stuff.
- I'm gonna pass on that one.
(sighs) Restraint.
- Oh [bleep] me!
- Oh my God!
It smells so good.
It's nice, and like
the right amount of creamy.
(buzzer rings)
Oh my God!
It's so good.
This is worth whatever's
coming my way.
Oh my God.
- I'm gonna hold off.
I'm in it to win it
this episode.
- Congrats to you.
- (FBE) You ready for us
to spice it up a bit?
- Oh.
- It's chili.
- Oh no.
- It's the chili.
It's Kevin and chili.
Yay!
(Ashby laughs)
- (Kevin) Some of my 
Kevin's Famous Chili.
- This has happened to me
in real life,
by the way.
- Has it really?
- (Kevin) Undercook the onions.
(both laugh)
- He's so close, yet so far!
- He's like right there.
- Right there, oh!
- (Kevin) I'm up the night before.
- (laughs) He's so...
- (Kevin) Dicing whole tomatoes.
- (laughs) And then the scooping of it.
- (Kevin) Ancho chiles.
- Oh, guy just gets...
- Oh, just scoop it in!
It just gets worse! (laughs)
- (Kevin) It's a recipe
passed down from Malones
for generations.
(both laugh)
It's probably the thing I do best.
- Oh [bleep] Kevin.
- You know what's crazy
about that scene?
Is like, that was probably
first take, one take,
'cause you can't 
[bleep] up the carpet
and have a huge stain.
- (FBE) While we've been able
to keep ours off the ground,
we do think that Kevin 
would be proud
of his famous dish.
(Ashby gasps)
- Oh, look at that goodness.
If these things weren't attached
to one of my favorite shows,
this would be easier.
Kevin, this one's for you, buddy.
- I always like to see
what he says about it first.
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm.
I'm so happy right now.
Welcome to the failed group,
it's the best!
(buzzer rings)
- (FBE) This is his exact recipe.
- Mmm.
- I don't believe that.
- Yeah, it's smoky,
it's good.
It is damn good chili.
- I like chunky.
(buzzer rings)
No, no.
- That's really good.
Are you sure you don't want any?
- I think I'm sure.
I don't think you know.
- It's so good,
that I wanna take a bite
out of yours
so that they have to send it
home with me too.
- (FBE) (laughs) And you have a cold.
- And I have a cold,
so I know you guys can't use it.
Oh, I should've...
Very good.
- I'm in it to win it.
So I'm not gonna eat it.
- I lost already, but like I said,
at this point I just,
I don't know,
I wanna resist
and like make myself proud.
I'm gonna pass on the chili.
I'm. (laughs)
- No!
No, not today.
- Well how about we do
the short tour,
and then I'll start dinner.
- Oh yeah.
- Some of my favorite episodes.
- It's great.
- (Jan) No no, just the osso buco
needs to braise for about three hours.
Everything else is done.
- Oh no, I love osso buco.
- I love this episode so much.
- It was so cringy.
- Three hours?
- (Jan) They often don't even
start eating until midnight.
- (Michael) When in Rome.
(Sharon laughs)
- This is one of my,
oh, this episode is so good.
When she throws...
(laughs) Into the television.
- I just love how awkward
Jim and Pam are.
Like okay, can I go now?
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
They like represent 
all of us watching.
This is how it feels.
- (FBE) This dish that Jan serves
in the Dinner Party From Hell episode
consists of delcious veal shank,
white wine, vegetables, and broth.
- It's veal?
- (FBE) Veal.
- Wow, you guys are spoiling us.
- I just hate he can just
dig right in.
- Oh yeah.
Ooh, oh, I didn't even have to cut it.
(buzzer rings)
I'm just a person that,
when's the next time 
you're gonna have veal?
- That's right! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
Mmm, delicious.
- I'm looking forward
to watching her do the punishment.
- Ugh.
- Part of me like feels bad,
because look at
how extravagant this dish is,
and if I pass on it,
I'm gonna feel so terrible.
Alright, what the Hell,
I'm gonna do it, okay.
- Oh.
(buzzer rings)
I can just tell Ashby's gonna like it.
- I actually like this
because it does like...
- It just falls apart.
- Fall apart.
- I've never had veal,
and I don't want to.
- I can't eat that.
I won't eat veal.
- Mmm.
- I'm good.
- (FBE) Really?
- Yeah, I think I'll pass.
I love osso buco, 
but yeah, I think I'll pass.
- It, yeah, it looks
really good though.
- (FBE) For your final challenge,
we decided to kick things up a notch,
we're actually gonna be
combining foods...
- Ooh!
- (FBE) From two of our
favorite Office moments.
- Okay!
- (Michael) I enjoy having 
breakfast in bed.
I like waking up 
to the smell of bacon, sue me.
And since I don't have a butler,
I have to do it myself.
- Same, it's so hard!
- (Michael) So most nights
before I go to bed,
I will lay six strips of bacon out
on my George Foreman grill.
- Yeah!
- (Michael) Then I go to sleep.
When I wake up,
I plug in the grill,
I go back to sleep again.
- Genius.
- (Michael) Then I wake up
to the smell of crackling bacon.
It is delicious, it's good for me,
it's the perfect way to start the day.
Today I got up,
I stepped onto the grill
and it clamped down on my foot.
That's it.
I don't see what's so hard
to believe about that.
(both laugh)
Look at that.
Nothing like grilling
in the great outdoors!
- Oh no.
- The George Foreman, again.
- (Ryan) Is it the same grill
you grilled your foot in?
(both laugh)
- (Michael) Yes, but I got
all the foot off of it.
- I got all the foot 
off of it. (laughs)
- (FBE) For our final tempting dish,
we decided to combine
two out of the three things
that Michael famously
cooked on his grill.
- Is that bacon wrapped steak?
- (FBE) Just not the foot.
- Shut up!
- It's bacon wrapped steak!
Yes!
- (Kendelle) Shut up!
- (FBE) Instead, here's
bacon wrapped steak.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh!
This is the best one.
This is the reward.
- Mm-hmm!
- At least I think,
this is delicious!
- Mm-hmm!
This is delicious.
- Mm-hmm!
(both laugh)
- I took a big bite.
- And I already know that
all of this meat is cruel,
so don't, you know,
kill me in the comments, but...
(buzzer rings)
That's some good [bleep]
right there.
- What's the sauce?
- I've never had bacon steak.
Like this.
It does not suck.
At all.
God damn it, that's good.
- I made my decision.
- And this point, you're gonna
go for the...
- Yeah.
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go for it.
I've been craving bacon lately.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm.
Mmm.
- Aw.
- Bomb.
- Damn.
- That sauce, actually
is so good, too.
- Damn.
- Oh my God.
Yeah, this is good.
- I had steak yesterday.
(Kennedy laughs)
So I'm gonna say no.
- Alright, here we go.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm.
- Is it good?
- Mm-hmm.
(Chelsea laughs)
I can't get over this sauce.
It is so good.
- I don't know, it's just like
does it seem worth it?
And then the mustard, 
I'm pretty sure
that's be more of a punishment,
for me, anyways.
- I hope all this was worth it.
(both laugh)
- (FBE) Congratulations,
you have made it
through all of the rounds of food
without eating any of them.
Are you ready to see
what you've won?
- Yeah, please tell me it's good.
- (Pam) Once a year,
they bring in a little cart,
and they give away free pretzels.
- (gasps) Yes!
- (Pam) It's really not a big deal.
- Oh, pretzel!
Pretzel Day!
- (Pam) For some people it is.
- Oh.
- Yes!
- (Michael) Please tell me
you have a sweet pretzel left.
- (man) We do.
- (Michael) Thank God.
- (man) And we have 
18 different toppings.
We have sweet glaze,
cinnimon sugar...
- Oh!
- (man) Fudge, M&M's, caramel dip,
mint chip...
- They're so happy
about the pretzels.
- (man) Toffee nuts, coconut,
peanut butter drizzle, Oreos...
- Such a good actor,
it's insane.
(both laugh)
- (Michael) Is there any way
that you could do all?
All of them?
- (man) The works, you got it.
- Can you just get 'em all?
- This is great.
- (Michael) Thank you.
- We probably could have had
any pretzel we wanted.
- Oh no!
- Any pretzel!
My heart is broken today.
- I am so depressed right now.
- (FBE) With our gourmet prepared
dessert pretzel,
here are all the toppings
and fixin's you could possibly
ever want in
a Pretzel Day pretzel.
- Wow.
- Nice.
- I'm gonna be making this.
- We can do it.
- (Danny) I'm gonna...
- (Kendelle) While he makes it.
- I am particular.
We might go over time.
(Sharon laughs)
- My mouth is like glomped shut.
- Mm-hmm, so,
this is so good.
It's working really well
into my new diet.
- I still feel like a winner.
I mean, I don't know
what the punishment is yet,
so I feel like I can't
speak too soon.
- (Michael) Judges in session,
what is the problem here?
- (Dwight) They put my stuff
in Jell-O again.
- Jell-O, okay, okay.
- Okay.
What's in the Jell-O?
- (Dwight) That's real professional,
thanks, this is the third time.
- I hate Jell-O!
- (Michael) What is that?
- (Dwight) That's my stapler!
- (Michael) No no no no,
do not take it out.
You have to eat it
out of there.
- (Dwight) I do own property.
My grandfather left me 
a 60 acre working beet farm.
- Oh, yeah, oh beet Jell-O?
- Together.
- Oh my God,
am I eating beet Jell-O?
- (Dwight) Stores and restaurants.
- Someone's clever.
- (Dwight) Sometimes teenagers 
use it for sex.
- Oh my gosh, it's beet Jell-O.
It's beet Jell-O!
What the heck?
- No! (laughs)
- Oh my gosh, no!
- Oh no!
- I feel like it's
gonna be gross,
'cause of the Jell-O,
but I don't know, we'll see.
I'm nervous.
- (FBE) So, as you've
probably predicted,
we have your beet flavored Jell-O.
- Oh, that looks like heart.
Like it just looks like
a pure heart in there.
- (FBE) Yeah.
- Oh, I love the mug!
- (FBE) But if you'll note,
when Jim gives Dwight his Jell-O,
he doesn't really give him
any utensils to eat it with, so...
- No!
- (FBE) When we say you have to take 
two bites and four bites of Jell-O,
you're gonna have to eat it
the way that Dwight did.
- Oh! (laughs)
Alright, here we go.
Ugh, oh.
- Too weird.
Go for it, just go for it.
(Ashby moans)
(both laugh)
- Ew, look at that, okay.
- Looks delicious.
- I have such mixed feelings
about this.
- Get that, mm-hmm!
- Shh!
- Is it bad?
Oh, nice.
Oh. 
- Oh no! (laughs)
- My man, mm-mm.
- (gasps) This should be illegal.
- I might throw up.
- Oh, mm-mm.
- That noise, 
are you [bleep] kidding me?
- Ugh, this grosses me out.
I don't hate it.
You know what it is?
It tastes a little bit 
like candied beets.
This is why I didn't
wanna eat it,
with my hands, because beets stain 
the [bleep] out of everything,
you a-holes!
(Danny laughs)
(Kendelle slurps)
- Oh I didn't, the sound effect
is what'd get me.
It sucks though,
because I am that person that's like
you want an M&M?
She can't have an M&M.
(Kendelle smacks lips)
- (laughs) Disgusting.
(Danny laughs)
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