Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now,
Brush up your Shakespeare,
And the women, you will wow.
If you can't be a ham and do Hamlet,
They will not give a damn or a damlet,
Just recite the occasional sonnet,
And your lap'll have honey upon it.
When your baby is pleading for pleasure,
Let her sample you Measure for Measure.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
And they'll all kow-tow,
Forsooth! And they'll all kow-tow,
I'faith! And they'll all kow-tow.
