One, two, Freddy’s coming for you,
Three, four, he’s at your door.
Five, six, Jason’s a d***,
Seven, eight, he’ll seal your fate.
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
Deep down in hell for oh so long,
Disguise myself as Jason’s mom.
Make him kill back in IRL,
To rebuild fear, come out of my shell.
When ‘Hockey Face’ kills teens in the night,
They’ll think it’s me, coming back to fright.
When word gets out of my revival,
I’ll be free from hell and homicidal.
But things go awry, Voorhees steals my kills,
I ain’t here for assists, they don’t pay the bills.
He doesn’t share, and he smells, that’s it!
Out of him, I’m going to beat the s***.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you,
Three, four, he’s at your door.
Five, six, Jason’s a d***,
Seven, eight, he’ll seal your fate.
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
Get together with my friends, nothing could be better,
Til two dumb jocks show up together.
Smoking, drinking, nose job gossip,
Trey wants to make a man juice deposit.
Once he cracks a post-coital beer,
Jason shows up and stabs his rear.
The bed folds up making a Trey sandwich,
What if Jason guts us all like fish?
We gotta pull Freddy out of dream world,
Or else our necks will snap and our heads will twirl.
Our only chance of surviving through the last verse,
Is to try to make the two killers kill each other first.
My KD ratio’s five times Freddy’s,
No one escapes me, I’m always getting.
Signature machete’s my tool of choice,
Too many victims made me lose my voice, my voice, here we go.
My wrath didn’t stop after revenge,
I’m always seeking to kill new friends.
Only Hypnocil can suppress your dreams,
Once it’s all destroyed, I will make you scream.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you,
Three, four, he’s at your door.
Five, six, Jason’s a d***,
Seven, eight, he’ll seal your fate.
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
I’m tired of you trying to steal my show,
I planned this gig, it’s my turn to go.
You might be immune to mortal weapons,
But not tranquilizers, time teach you a lesson.
In my world you don’t stand a chance,
Play you like pinball, while I casually dance.
Don’t deny me victims with your ‘roid-rage style,
Deep down inside you’re just crying child.
You’re scared of water? That’s a dumba** flaw,
You ripped off the witch from the Wizard of Oz.
You won’t stand a chance once you’re nailed with poles,
And your eyes are gouged out through your mask holes.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you,
Three, four, he’s at your door.
Five, six, Jason’s a d***,
Seven, eight, he’ll seal your fate.
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
