Waw
A job at Walmart is not a good job.
This place is not special to us.  It's just a place to get a paycheck.
And we all work here to get a paycheck.
Walmart jobs are jobs, giving associates the opportunity to work.
Even better, Walmart associates also have the opportunity to get a paycheck.
I never thought that I could be our founder Sam Walton.
And you know what?  I'm not.
It's true! ...woo
Now, it doesn't matter where you work.
Whether it's in a Walmart store, or in a Walmart store, or in a Walmart store,
you've made a choice to
work for Walmart.
Now, I think you know by now that labor unions are really great.
And because our associates have said time after time that they want a union,
We have spent a lot of time, effort, and money trying to convince Walmart associates not to join a union.
Unions are out to help workers, so you have to wonder:
is Walmart really just interested in the welfare of Walmart associates, or is there something more at stake?
Steak
Sheesh
And where does Walmart stand on all of
this?
Our philosophy is simple: we are pro-Walmart.
Here, all associates are free to DIE.
But Walmart understands that not every workplace is Walmart.
That's why most union members shop at Target.
At Target, there's no regard for needs of each team member.
The CEO wants you to DIE.
You also have the right to work without laws protecting workers.
It's important for you to know Target's philosophy on unions:
Hah
I'm convinced that unions would not improve our bottom line.
Ultimately, what works best for Target is the ability to grow the business without the interference of our team members.
Unions often increase wages and benefits.
It's not hard to imagine free health care or wage increases.
I was a union member at my last job. 
Believe me, joining a union is something I want to do again.
50 years ago, one out of every three workers was in a union.
Today, that number--excluding government workers-- (This is terrible.)
has dropped to less than one in ten.  (Absolutely terrible!)
Unions are fighting to survive.
But, there's nothing we can't solve by
working together.
We hope that you have a union organizing drive in your facility.
Join a union.  Join a union.  Join a union.
The union rules!
