Okay, so this- this, Michael
Get the god damn phone
This, Michael, is
Yeah?
Ohhhh the precision!
Yup
Interesting how you broke that-
Oh no, you just wrote 'sim'
Okay, cause you couldn't fit it
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
Ohh shit! I didn't know if you were gonna do Roman numerals or not,
you didn't, but its okay
And that's the video!
Surgeon Sim VR Part 2!
I'll just pop that there,
just so we all know what video we're watching
[Answer the phone!]
Hello?
Ryan, what did you- oh, there you go, okay
Ha ha ha, it went in the bin
Seven,
one,
three,
star,
Uh,
Zero, zero, yeah
Gav, call your-
call your phone and see if it rings
I'm giving out my UK mobile phone number
Okay
Although,
I do still use it when I'm there
Alright, well that's all you get
[Well, check the achievements,
see if your, uh, your achievements are recorded]
Oh yeah, where do you check the achievements?
Right there? Oh yeah, check 'em, check 'em!
Oh we have- we've got some!
We got eight!
Okay, you gotta-
touch it, then click it
There you go
Heart transplant
Okay
I can't see anything
I can see, I think it just froze
Nope, you're good, there you go
Alright, turn that page!
Oh my god, there's ten pages of achievements!
[Look up a little bit, we can read it easier than you can]
Look up?
[I mean,  look at the page]
Just down a little bit,
down a little bit,
way too far down
Right there! Okay, now just flip the pages
Yeah, we can see 'em all
D'you see 'Wet Paper Towel?'
I don't see it on there yet
Yes, we got it!
'Throw the new heart away in the surgery'
We did get it, in part one!
Sweet!
We did!
Nice!
I'm dissapointed I didn't see the pop!
Maybe bloody Ryan did it before us
I would've freaked out and celebrated if we got it
I don't think Ryan did it
Ryan wasn't prepared for the paper towel
What the hell was that?
Oh, it's Gworb!
Is that a USB? Is that Gworb?!
What does it say on him?
Probably says Gworb, in alien-speak
Alright, stop doing that
Okay, are you gonna do the brain surgery?
Aww
I was hoping it would land in the basket
Me too
That's what I was aiming for
Damn, dude
Okay, here we go! Straight for the brain!
Yuup!
That's the heart
Yup, you- yup.
That's the heart
You could quit,
or you could just slit him though
you could cut him up
So many options
Ohhhhohoho no!
Dude, while you're in there,
let me recommend at some point,
try electrocuting yourself
Oh, cause the hand gets stuck?
It'll throw you for a loop, yeah
Okay!
Dude, I like this, watching you play?
This is fun, this is a good game
Alright, there it is, brain transplant
Here we go!
Hey, Gav?
Yep?
It's- it's bloody Ted Beneke!
It's Ted Beneke!
Why's the lights fla-
[Yup!]
Uhh
Huh!
You have to do it in the dark?!
You are having a bloody laugh, son!
Is there a light?
There's a fucking flash light,
are you serious?
Okay- well this is creepy as hell, to be honest
That's awesome
If I'm honest, this is not ideal
A bloody-
flashlight-lit brain transplant?
Dude, now it's starting to look like Resident Evil
There's blood splattered all over the place
Dude, am I gonna get jumped?
Ah, you might, man?
I don't wanna get jumped
Well you should just perform the dag surgery, yo
You prick
You utter bastard
Yeah, turn the valve
-Does this turn?
It actually is turning, yes!
It's making noises, I don't know if it's doing anything
Not doing much
Alright, where's the old, uh-
I would- I would- uh, throw this out here,
I would set the flashlight up so you're not holding it
Where's my head?
Your head? It- it's-
Oh it's behind the, uh
-right there
Isn't it?
Good shot!
I don't have a head in this one
This is my head
Well, you got a flashlight, man
'This is my head'
Alright, okay
Okay, here we go
So I'll put the light
Dude, you are
fucking freaking out
This is gonna take forever
I'm gonna have to just do it one-handed
Nah, put it- put it behind him on that, like, thing on the back left
This?
Yeah
Alright
Yeah, put it on there
So he's nice and back-lit?
Yeah, but, it's a video game, it might work
I mean, turn the flashlight around
I'm gonna get to that
Okay, well there it goes, so
Um
You wanna restart, or?
Was that the only one?
I bet it was!
Alright, let me, uh
Let me restart
Oh hohoh!
It must've went through his eye!
[Jesus!]
Bloody-!
Dude, I wonder if I could set a record here!
Hold on!
Fucking hell!
You know how it times you when you murder him?
You don't have hands yet
OHH!
Under two seconds!
That's skill-
and it's sticking through the clipboard
'And it was going so well'
I don't- well I mean-
for 1.9 seconds it was going great
Okay! So, lights are off!
Let's get this
Maybe you can't stand that thing up
Can I just fix the lights?
Dude, I got this, call me in, I'll scope it out
Call you in?
Yeah! Like, electrical problem?
Oh!
Call me in? Like, you call me? For a job?
Like 'Hey, my uh...'
Michael, I've never asked you to do anything electrical
Uhh
I don't think you have
How many times you gonna open that top drawer?
Alright
There you go, just like real life
This is just- a nightmare!
This is- agh!
Oh, you got a saw
and something else
Okay, let me just chisel him open
I don't know where the hell it went
Remember, you gotta be gentle, cracking the brain open
'Like little soldiers', Gavin
Did you just watch the brain one or something?
No, I just remember the stupid things you say
I don't even remember it!
Okay, this is good
There's the brain
At least you can see his health while you're cracking it
Dude, very temporarily, he had my brain
Yeah? Unfortunately
You're doing good- oohh!
Ohhhhhh!
That was a miss
It was- it was like-
Oh! You need to stab him, dude
you need to heal him up
Where's the stabs?
I don't know
I should've looked befur
Yeah, there they are
Ohp!
There we go- ohp!
Jesus christ
Ooh, right in the eye! Alright
That- you- the- the stopping the bleeding,
hurt like 200 blood loss
like he lost like 200ml for hitting him in the eye
Uh yeah, just brush away that pesky bit of skull
It's just pesky, isn't it! It's pesky!
Yeah, you can suck that brain out, right?
Okay, so where's the brain...
...remover
-The new braindulus?
Alright, okay so-
Probably on the right?
It was in a box, you're- you're looking too low
there it is, right there, right in front of you
Well that's the new brain
Yeah I know, that's what I thought you were looking for
No, I was looking for some sort of like-
how do you cut the brain out?
Oh, well you gotta pull it out first!
You just- oh okay
Yeah, remember you cut the cord
you just gotta yank it out and there's a little brain cord
I mean can you not get- oh there you go, yeah
No, it's still solid
Just get that back end piece
Ooh, yeah, just like a haircut
just like a- like a light trim of his skull
Oh, Gavin, you are doing him in
700
He's not- oh yeah he is
He's bleeding a little but it doesn't hurt
-AHHH
What was that?
Arrgh, I'm drugged off my arsehole!
Oh
Yeah, again, it doesn't film that for some reason
Alright! I can't- remotely see what I'm...
Did you drop it?
-Hahaha it's his toes
Did you drop it?
Uh
Just try and finish, man, on drugs!
Alright, here we go!
Even though we can't see it
I am- going to throw up
I- we can hear the drug effect
there you go!
Alright, now just slice it,
and put the new brain in
- I feel like I'm gonna fall down!
OW!
Ow!
I'm too low, I think!
Have I just grown?
Dude, are you high in real life?
No! It's making me, though!
Oh my god!
Ahah! It's all shake-
it's like I'm try'na constantly compensate
Yep! Well hey, you cut it!
Yeah! Alright, let me try one more
[Ah hah hah!]
What are you laughing at, Little J?
I think you!
Ow ow!
Man, I would really love to do this one with the lights on
There's gotta be a way to fix it
I don't think there has to be a way,
I think that might be the entire point
Ow
Reaching the end of your rope there, just so you know
Perfect!
Lay it on its side, it's never going to stand up
[Just put it in the brain jar!]
You could hook it, in the brain jar, like with the neck
Hey, there you go!
You got the right side of his head
Very dramatic looking
Dude, the echo is phenomenal
Welcome -welcome -welcome
To -to -to
The Brain Frame
There we go
Okay! Let's get started!
Yeah, good thing you can't see anything! Yep!
- Ah, I can't see any of my tools!
You look like a little old man, in real life
Can you see any of this?
Yeah, I can see fine, I'm assuming it's a lot harder for you
I mean it's dark, but...
Hey wasn't there a hammer in here?
That- well it's a hatchet, now
Am I just not-?
It's in there, there you go
Okay
This is fun, Michael
Yeah, it's good
What's with the sound now?
It's- it's like- it's retaining the sound of you being high
Hit yourself- hit yourself with the drugs
with the cure drugs
Oh, the drugs
*Gasp*
What?
Are you seeing this?
The blood spurting out of his head? Yeah
Yeah, you're in it!
Um
I bet that the echo effect is lasting from the drugs
Okay, that was quick
Try again?
Are the drugs still happening?
I think so, just try stabbing yourself with the-
I- I bet it'll fix it
Yeah, there you go, you're good
Oh! You're totally right
Okay! Final- final attempt, Michael!
We're normy! We're normy again
Y'know, if I could just...
I don't think it'll stand up!
Maybe if I use...
Maybe you should just hold it
Yeah, I'm getting the feeling I should
Haha, spoooky!
Aww, smooth throw! You didn't catch it, but...
Okay
If I put it here, then it's like a headlight
Why's it freaking?
I dunno, man
Perfect!
Okay
Ooh
You just pulling the brain out, huh?
Oh, you can have the whole jar?
Oh, just pour it out!
That's some seriously stiff liquid
It's gel!
Oh okay
It's like the brain is sitting in a jar of Vaseline
They're messing with me by moving all the tools every time!
Well they do that sometimes
Alright
First thing's first-
Nope, empty
Damn it
Ohh!
Oh, you know what?
'Sup? Check his dick out?
There it is!
They don't want you to see it
What if you, like, warped through the-
-the gown? And they actually animated his dick
There was just like a little dick there
Didn't you do the exact same thing? In the first video we ever did the-
brain surgery?
- That was effective!
Did you see that?
Yes! I'm saying you did this exact thing in the video,
if I'm not mistaken
I don't remember
You might be right
Uh, I mean- you- you did-
you cracked almost all of the skull off and you didnt hurt him that much, so...
Rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap music
rap rap music
I don't know if we can use this music
but I don't know, I don't remember
so!
It's not quite loose enough yet, Michael!
Yeah, keep bashing it! And change the station!
It's broken on!
Get the rest of that pesky skull outta there, Gavin!
I think that's enough
That did a lot of damage- Jesus!
- Yeah! Yeahyeahyeah you're good!
You're good! I think you can yank it
Right in the eye, again!
You gotta stop stabbing him right in the fucking eye
Oh god! Stop!
- Well, got a blood sample
It's funny that the monitor said he wasn't bleeding, because he sure was
Alright! Now, you need a gentle, little-
little snip
Little snip
Little snippy-doo
That's- grab-
I would suggest a scalpel, but, go for laser beam
You're cooking his brain!
Lobotomy!
Jesus!
Oh no
Oh god
- You have like Parkinson's!
Hey, at least you stabbed him in the mouth that time
Well let's get rid of this
Alright
Need something a little bit more-
There's some scalpeys, right there
-delicate
deli-cut
Alright, here we go- Oh, that's Nigel Burke rapping!
OOH
Uhh, what happened?
I stabbed him in the eye!
- Where is it?
Aw I missed it
Aw, perfect!
That is precish!
- Perfect!
Ohp!
That's alright, you don't need it, even
AAAH
You don't need it, it's fine
It's rolling away
It'll roll into the laser, it's fine
Slap that new brain in him
Okay
NO!
The-!
GAVIN!
I forgot I had the light in my other hand!
Jesus!
Where's the brain?!
Uh!
You dropped it!
To your left! To your left!
It's- it- where is it?
Oh NO!
Look behind you on the floor
- Um!
I can hear it rolling around
That- no that's not it that's the old one
- That's the old one
Where the fuck- is the new brain
Uhm
Uhhm
Well it didn't land in there
Is it on his lap?
It's gotta be somewhere, buddy!
Ohh, I'm in a predicament
Where the fuck- you- how did you lose it?
Man- oh there it-
OH COME ON IT'S ALL THE WAY BACK THERE
Ohoh shit!
Wait, you might be actually- be able to actually go that way
Okay
Walk towards it, I'll tell you how much-
how much length you got
the only thing that's gonna stop you is the cord
you got enough space in the room
You got more, you got more
oh my god you're so close!
You're so close!
You might be able to make it!
Just watch the camera
Hang on- oh, Ryan's gonna assist you!
With the phantom assist!
Alright, Ryan
Yeah, you got it! Grab!
You're poking it!
Aw I looked at the- the circle, you get to punch me now
Oooh, phantom hand!
- Yeah, yeah yeah, there you go! Go down! Down!
Now forward!
Yeah, you're rolling it back towards him
God, the camera can't see this, but Ryan is on the floor-
crawling around with the hand, trying to push the brain back to Gavin
Ah kill it!
Jesus Christ
Alright, it's almost there, it's almost there
[Okay, hang on, here we go, ah ah]
[Oh wait, I'm trying to figure out directional-]
Yeah yeahyeahyeah
[Okay it's- like back here maybe?]
Yeah
Just- just- roll it towards him
There you go, alright, now come forward- Yes!
Ex-explain this problem to a cave-man right now-OHP!
Oh! Ryan, you're in the wall
Right, just throw it this way, I'll catch it!
Oh, no, try and grab it! Just twist your wrist- oh you're grab-
you're- you- you should be able to grab it right there
A little bit further back that way
- You're so close
A little bit that way
[Ah!]
A little bit that way
- Come on!
Yep! That's it!
YES! You got it! Yes!
Ryan, walk it back in front of the camera so they can see you
[Well they can see it on your camera]
Oh, that's true
- [Oh no! No no no!]
You dropped it
I totally forgot about this camera right next to me
Gavin!
The guy's got no brain and he's-
[I can't, I can't]
Gavin, this guy needs a brain, okay
I like- from his point of view, there's a guy with one hand-
ignoring him without a brain, while his other hand-
[You gotta- you gotta look at the brain a little bit more, man]
I'm looking right at the brain, what do you want from me?
Well, you kept looking at Ted Beneke, to be fair
I almost leaned on this
I almost leant on it, and there's nothing there
I'm too invested in this world
- He's so close, he's so close
You had it
[I did]
Alright, alright, okay, so now right there, go down
Down and away, from me
Down and like, twist your wrist a little bit
Down and- straight down! Straight down! Grab it!
Straight down grab it!
Aww
It's- it's got wheel on it now
It's actually wedged
Go over a little more
Damn it!
[This is the hand down, okay]
Yes
[And then...]
Okay, now you need to go back a little more
[Which way is back though?!]
That way
[Okay]
Oh shit
God damn it! Gavin turned off the light
Oh! Oh, you're right on it!
You got it
Just go lower
This is so stupid
Oh, you touched it
That's it!
Towards me!
Down, down!
- I mean, either pick it up or just roll it towards Gavin
Yeah, just give it a bat over here
If you just bat it towards- WOAH PERFECT
To your right, to your right, to your right!
[Where'd it go?]
Gavin, it's like, behind you
That's my left!
No it- it rolled past you to your right
Did it end up left?
Ryan, need my other hand!
[Alright, here you go]
Ah! Hello!
Alright, here we go, so...
Not the most textbook surgery
I mean, yeah we don't even have the brain yet
This has fallen
Where the hell did it go?
Did it roll past you?
[Just get on your hands and knees and look around]
Yeah, find it man!
Old- thats the old one!
- That old one is still rolling
Uhh
You- you gave it a right bunce
- I'm telling you, it's to your right!
It's to my right?
Yes!
There you go, see? Right there!
Oh! It's in the wall
Now that, you can't get
It's in- okay, I'm gonna have to- 
- Wait, if it rolls towards you...
you can get it
I think we're fucked and we're gonna have to do this surgery again
There's gonna be one way to do it
Are you gonna scoop it?
Okay
[You trying to bounce it off the far wall?]
I mean, might as well
Oh you know what? Y'now what, this might work
Dude this is some Saw shit right here
Fucking hell
No...
Look at him just like punching the wall,
like this is the best shot ever
Beating on the wall like an idiot
I'm gonna grab it like a scooper, it's like Hungry Hippos
Aw, you're whacking it!
You could've just redone the surgery at this point
You never want your surgeon doing this, lemme tell you
Oh! Okay look, okay
So I just wait for it to come around...
Just nudgeloid it
Alright so you-
[You broke it!]
No no no, no it's still there
But you are fucked now
So you wanna restart? Before you punch a hole in the wall?
Aw!
Alright, it's gone forever now
Or is it?!
Yes.
Yes, it is
Michael, you wanna try?
Sure
Alright boy, you're gonna have to end his life
Oh, I'm gonna
This is a scalpel I'm holding, right?
Yep
11 minutes I was in there fumbling around!
Dude, you were fumbling for a while
See- like- take in how nice it is with the lights on
Just take it in, it's-
And now...
Now it's over
Oh, we got some light back there
See, what did it for me,
I'm not used to the fact that you can move the jar with the brain
cause in the other game you couldn't move it
Couldn't you?
No!
Oh
Alright
Got some stuff over there
we got the camera
What've we got in these drawers here?
- It would be cool if the camera had an infrared mode
Uhm
I think whatever was in there is no longer!
It was a hammer!
God, if I'd have scooped the brain back with that oxygen tank it would've been-
It would've been-
-so good.
It would've been class, I'll give you that
Okay
You know what I've just realised?
You don't need to click to open drawers
You just touch them
- Oh! That's probably why I couldn't do them
Yeah, you just touch it
That's a nice touch
I like how you figured it out in two seconds
and I never once figured it out in like half an hour
I mean I never figured it out once in part one either
but I wasn't fiddling with the drawers that much
Alright, that over there...
What've we got down here? Nothing
Oh! Okay, just...
I've never successfully used that brain axe
This?
Yeah
Alright, fifty-six-hunsky,
we got- drugs, close that
alright
This would be a good one for co-op,
you could have one person holding the light...
Yeah! No- no above light,
thats disappointing, I wanted to play with it
alright
See, it makes very slow, very damaging progress
on his skull
You're actually doing pretty well with it,
you haven't touched his brain yet
Tappy dappy!
Michael, you are phenomenal!
You gave me hiccoughs, you're so good!
Alright, let's try that
That's not bad
Put that down...
Oops!
I see what you mean when you get high!
Haha you put your hand in the drawer!
Oh, fix that, we're good
Just...
just...
Gotta stop fucking-
PICK IT UP!
Alright...
Hang on
Got 'em
Jesus Christ
It's hard, isn't it?
Yeah
It makes you go all loopy and dangly
Ohp, you've reached too far
It's like all of your depth perception goes wrong
- Alright, got it!
Hang on, no-
the- the radio, Ryan, we need that
hang on
I mean, this is their original music
Yeah, to be fair, the other song was singing about how
'I'm Nigel Burke and I'm the greatest surgeon in the world'
so I think- I think we're good
which is what this- is right now, but we already heard it!
It's landed somehow closer to your ear
Where the fuck did that hammer go, from before?
See if you can gas yourself
Well, I mean...
D'you just like suck the end of it?
Okay, but anyway, back to this guy!
Sorry, I got distracted
Let's get that outta there...
Looks like you got some pretty stubborn side parts, still
Oh yeah
Just- just... cleaning it up
cleaning it up
- Oh the noises!
Oh, you hit the TV
Ahah! That slap sound!
I slapped his brain!
Well that one hurt!
That one really hurt, even though you didn't use the blade
You are just stabbing his brain hole...
I think that's enough, I think you can take the brain now
One more whack!
Dude, let go
Let go!
Damn it!
That was quick
That's why I moved it!
You've drugged yourself three times already!
Come on
Four? Make it four?
Alright, we're good
Oh, you gave him a bonus one, there
Yeah, I wanted him to be really healthy
Ryan, is he capturing this top bar?
[Yeah, but we can just crop it out]
Woo!
There you go
Oh, imagine if you could throw a scalpel like a dart,
and cut the brain
Yeah, I imagine
I can't even fucking pick it up
Michael..
Gimme your money, punk
I keep changing the fucking channel
Haha, the channel
That- that part is a lot easier in VR
- Snip!
Didn't lose anything!
Well there's no blood in the brain stem, I guess
That can't be right
Oh, dude! Dude
You know that game where you hit the-
the ball off the stick with a bat
Tee-ball?
Yeah
You could tee-ball his brain off
Well, I should've done that before I pulled it off his head
Yeah
Hang on, I'll see if I can...
Come on
It's a slippery bastard 
- It's slippery!
It just keeps popping out!
STOP!
You'll have to do it really quickly
I can't- I can't- I can't get a-
I can't get a grip, man
Maybe that's why I lost the- the new brain,
cause it's a slippery son of a bitch
You're now in the Versus trophy
I can't get it
See if you can put your hand under it and scoop it
Like between that and the light, like a- like a pincer
I can't
Fuck it
You know what you were saying too,
you need feet?
I really wanna just kick it
Yeah, the game needs foot tracking
I wanna kick it so bad
Need like a ground light house
I'm like wrapped up in my wires here
Okay
New brain, this is the easy part, new brain, right?
Yeah, just stuff it in
Ohhh!
It went down the hole!
Don't lose grip
I guess the new brain is easier, it's fresh
Oh
There you go!
With 3000 blood left!
- Alright!
Tough balloons again
Eyoo
Doesn't fit in the plug hole
Wait, let me...
Yup
Oh, only one hand got got?
No, they both did
- Oh, they both did
Alright!
Alright, next one
What have we got?
Shall we just do two per video?
I mean, that's not a bad idea, that one went pretty long already
Eyes
- Oh, we've got to eyeballs!
Ooh, eye surge'
And then it looks like we've got- ambulance, space, and-
Well it looks like we've got teeth
Yeah
-after that, and then yeah, ambulance,
space, and then I don't know what this is
Maybe... on the sun!
Maybe fun-time party mode?
I can't believe the entire game is playable in VR
That'll be awesome, dude, I can't wait to get to Gworb!
Yeah! That was the demo, wasn't it?
Uh, yeah! But it wasn't even the whole thing,
it was just like, part of it
Yeah, you timed out
Alright, I was drooling on myself a little bit
Here we go! Eye transplant!
- You drooled?
Little bit
Aw, you fucking, cross-eyed looking piece of shit
Ahahah, he blinked!
Oh, you slapped his eyes open
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop wop!
Oh god
Boink, dananang!
Ya knuckle-head!
Boink!
Oh dude, look at the jar of eyes
Dude, you should put them all in one pot
Oh dude, isn't it like an achievement to do one of each colour
Heterochromia?
Yeah
'Did you know you're a mutant?'
Ooh
Write something...
I fooled you!
Ahah, 'fun'
'Fung'
'Fungis'?
'Fungist'!
J-job- jou- joo-
'JOURK'!
'Fungis Jourk'
'Fungis Jourk'!
That's the patient's name by the way
'Ah yes, Mr, uh, Fungis T Jourk'
'Come in for an eye transplant,
yup, yup, everything seems to be, uh
everything seems to be up to code here,
Fungis T Jourk'
Aw, dude, can-
I'll put that right there so I'll remember your name
-can you get in the wheelchair and wheel it around
How could I possibly get in the wheelchair?
You know I can't do that
Michael
What-
Oh, theres an Orange Burst stack!
Damn it...
Damn!
Fuck!
Damn it!
You almost screwdrivered the, uh-
you drilled the fire extinguisher
I'm too strong!
I'm just too high!
When they were making this game they were like
'We need a reason for someone to throw all of their tools
across the room'
- DAMN IT!
Well that's the perfect thing
Burst for Burst!
Aw, that would've been great
I like that you actually approached it with two hands,
like it's big
You can't hold anything with two hands in this game
You're gonna have to swing it by the handle
You just Rayman-ed through it
Come on boy, there you go!
I'm not gonna throw it!
Punch it
Oh!
I can't- I need it to die!
No!
I feel like there's no pills in this one
Oh, you stabbed him in the foot!
Oh, there's some on the table
Michael, you know whats gonna get it, eventually?
What?
- The radio
It's- so infuriating!
That- that hit it, but it wasn't enough
it was a fucking pen
Yes!
God! Finally! God!
Great, now do the surgery
Now I can do the surgery- sorry, we gotta start over
You stuck it in his head!
Oh, look at that! You can see his face ripping off!
Oh my god
- I love that it doesn't go slow-mo, it just goes freeze frame
so you can really examine...
your mistakes
This- see, this is where we went wrong
in this vicinity here
Do like a nice- oh nevermind
Oh shit sorry
Sorry about that
I was gonna say do a nice sweeping shot of the damages
Oh thats...
The next time I kill him I'll do that
You can take a pill
Oh, what's this?
What's that? Is that a nose trimmer?
Nigel's Nose Trimmer?
Shove it up his nose!
Turn on!
I think it's on, by just picking it up
Put it up your own nose
Yeah, it's on! I can hear it
Alright
Do the eye test
I was trying to see if it said anything
I don't think so
I bet there's a hidden code in there
'I F U'...
I F you too, buddy
Alright
I don't remember how the fuck to get the eyes out
First we-
- You cut- you cut off his mask
First we gotta take the mask off
Snip, snip
snip, snippy, snip
- Ooh, little bit of scissor in the temple action
Alright
Like a glove!
And then don't you have to, like, stab his eye out?
I can't remember!
Can you cut his face mask off?
I don't know, I don't feel the need to do so
I don't remember how to get the eyes out
Do we just fucking, like, rip them out?
Yeah, I think you just jab them with a scalpel and hook them out
Careful of the new eyes, Michael
I'm sorry, guy!
Yeah, cause you can, like, leave it in his eye
and swing him around-
Oh, it's horrible
It's- awful to-
Oh god- OH, you're sliding it!
You're sliding his eye!
Shake his head around
Alright, but I think that means like, it's almost ready to come out, right?
I think you tug on it now and his eye pops out
No, but it looks like it's ready
I've poked his other eye open! Wake up!
Wake up!
Oh, come on
Oh, there we go
Woop woop woop woop woop wop!
It's so grim
Oh, there we go!
Alright, they're bulging now!
Now do I just pinch them out?
Yep! Yup!
Ohh!
He's looking at his penis!
Aw, that is rank
This one's oddly gruesome, even though there's no blood
Stop!
You're just like tapping testicles
See if you can take one of those pills
Hang on, give me a second
Alright, what pills, where?
On the desk
Not him!
Oh
It's not like Job Simulator, you can't eat the pills
Uh, alright, so, I mean, I just cut the eyes off
Yep
We should be good
Aw, see if you- see if as you cut them, you can catch them in a cup
Wasn't there an achievement too to like,
cut the eyes out- maybe- maybe I already did it too far
maybe it's before this, but wasn't there an achievement
to, like, cut the eyes out with a battleaxe
Uh, you might be right
I thought there was
I could try it now, but I don't think it's an achievement
to slice them, I think to get the whole eye-
- We can always go back for achievements
we could- hey, we could always go back
We could always go back
Just see if you can catch the eyes in a cup
Oh
Excellent, um
How about this one?
Yep
Shake all that crap out
Very nice!
Very tidy
Yes
This'll do fine
That looks like an eye knife
Oh, hang on
Good heavens
I think you got most of it there
Oh, one more
You're good, you're good
Just-
just let me slice that last bit off
you're- you're not-
OH!
It broke on the ceiling!
Sorry about that
He almost died from that
Yeah he did, he did not like that
He did not take that well, Jeremy whatever you're eating smells delicious
Aw damn dude
Good choice
Although Ryan wouldn't agree
Lean forward! I need your eyeball to dangle!
And now I don't have a cup!
Oh that was it!
Well, there it goes
Yeah, it- it came and went, man
Making quick work of this one
Damn it! They just keep falling into him!
Is that just to be safe?
Aw he's good
We're good, okay
You get bonus points if you knock down the Orange Bursts before you put the eyes in
Damn it, I thought that was it
Oh, what!
Oh, that was incredible
And then- then that
Fuck! I don't know my own strength, man
Oh you know what you should do?
You should switch to the camera angle and then throw the camera
Are you gonna vlog before you do it?
Ah that makes sense, yeah you can't throw the camera
At least now you've got a permanent angle on it though
It's like a...
Excellent, we got it on two angles! That was incredible
You made a Dude Perfect video in Surgeon Simulator
That was fucking incredible
Alright, you're gonna get an eye for that
One of these
- Can you just fling them in?
Like throw them?
Yeah
I'll try
Let go
Eyeballs
Get off me
Dude, if you threw both into his face...
Aw!
Aw, it was so close!
Damn
I'm gonna run out
We're not gonna run out, you're gonna get it in
Damn it!
Oh, that one was just sitting there for a second
OH!
That was amazing
Alright
That looked so ridiculous
This is the only other blue eye I have- no I've got two left
Oh, it was so close! You got it, you got it
You can get that, you can get that off the floor
- Oh, I might be able to get a few of those!
I would be annoyed if my eye had rolled about on the floor before going in my head
Got it!
Damn it! Not- not getting that one again
I think that was my last blue one
It's there, it's good
I thought you banged your face, on the eye!
Look! It's like it's in his head!
You're gonna have to get down
It's like reaching under the couch
except it's not coins, it's eyes
Yep!
No, that's his old eye
Is it?
You don't want that one
That's his old eye as well!
Damn it!
Ah!
Yes!
I feel like I should just put this one in
Yeah
Although-
One more try!
Oh you know what you should do?
That was awesome!
That was amazing- put the camera,
right up to his eye so you get, like, a closeup of it shooting in
That's it
That's it
Hang on, little bit- there you go
Aw, if this works...
You've sort of narrowed your path, a little
by having the camera there
It's okay
I thought we had it for a second
He's got a nice, like,
pile of shit in his lap
Aw, it was on the camera for a little bit!
That is- you're getting great at palm-catching them
Damn it!
Fuck!
- Aw, so close!
Oh! Oh, I whacked it! Oh, we're good, we're good
It's like the end of Roger Rabbit
Get in there!
Fuck
I'm catching it!
COME ON! That was horseshit!
It's on the arm
There's a collection of eyes back here
It's up on the arm
Hang on
Hang on!
Hang on!
Got it!
It's too funny watching...
Ah! It's on me! That's a brown one too
What do we got any blues left? Yep!
Got one!
Oh, it's too good, it's too good
- Wear your safety goggles!
There's two blues there
Yeah
Dude, at least you can do this one with the lights on
Okay
Alright, we should just finish this up, I can't- I can't get it
Oh, that might've been the closest one yet
Alright, fuck it, get in there
You did it! Yay!
Oh, phenomenal
Hey, thanks!
Oh god, alright, well uh,
My gut hurts from laughing
There's another, uh, Surgeon Simulator
Oh, what do we have next?
Let's go back to the menu, see what's, uh-
what's in store for part three, another successful operation
Oh, teeth!
Looks like it's teeth, dental
We've got teeth, 
- It's dental
and then, uh, I think we move on to the ambulance, after that
Yup
So, uh- oh, let's just like, see what it is
Oh, are you gonna scope it out?
Oh, dude, or should I not?
Don't look!
- Okay
I'm kidding, you can scope it out
No, hang on 
- Yeah
Ho shit, there's a cab- there's a drawer in the next level!
And nothing's in it!
Let's stop!
