*WHAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies!
My name is JackSepticEye and welcome to a game
called "The Diner Duo" for the HTC Vive,
It's kinda like "Job Simulator",
as you can see. But this is all based around cooking,
So I played a few games like that before,
where people come in and --
Niice, poop!
--- where people come in and you have to serve the-serve them food.
So, it should be fun!
Uh, and it is like that "Job Simulator" level, though,
where you get in and cook for people,
I-I can't I think that one was where you were
just a chef.
Um...
So, I guess let's do it! I can change the height...
of everything here, so if you're an incredibly TALL person,
You can put that off up into the air,
and I can change the height of this and everything, but...
I feel like this is a good height!
I feel like this suits me!
Right, what're you tellin' me to do?
Um...
Pick up a plate, put it there,
Put a bottom bun,
Nice!
Now what? Oh, a burger- HELLO CUSTOMER!
Oh, two customers!
Oh! Oh, you're a, you're a waitress lady.
Wha' does he want?
Plain ol' burger, that's perfect!
*voice crack* I can do that for ya, bro!
There ya go, nice! Okay, 148, why is that not 2 billion?
Gimme a better score, bro!
*sudden burping noises, crowd cheering* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! DON'T DO THAT TO ME, GET OUTTA MY WORK AREA!
*quirky music* This is- It needs to be sanitary!
What happened, did I just pass the tutorial and now it's moving on?
*quirky music starts again*
Oh, okay. Oh god, I have mushrooms and everything
and cheese, and.. cucumber-
I have a BIG-ASS KNIFE, THOUGH.
If any of ye come into this place, and ya don't like what I'm servin'.. then BAH!
Can I just do that anywhere?
Nice!
*laughs*
I have fish too! Ah, balls...
What the hell? Oh, this is the main menu!
OH!
Okay!
Is everything...
Right, okay.
OOOH
You guys are watching it not in first person!
Okay. God, I have to play then.
Single player.
Okay, level one, so...
This is actually a multiplayer game as well.
But...
OK, we have a customer.
This is a multiplayer game as well, but I don't have anybody to play with it right now, so...
Plus, I wanted try this out for myself on my own first...
'Cause these games can get a little messy.
Yeah, he's very tall, isn't he?
OK, he wants one of these,
Got it.
Cindy, don't even worry.
Look at this! We're working together!
High five?
Okay... cool...
He wants a... j-just a double,
Okay,
Perfect!
Order up! One, one, one...
Wh-where's the better service?
Dickhole!
See ya later. I hope you choke on that when you go  home.
Serve him a great burger, and he gives me one, one, one.
Why is he not giving me like... two hundred?
What actually is the highest that you could do?
I should actually have...
Some plates out right now, shouldn't I?
That one fell on the ground.
You d- hahahaha, you don't notice anything.
Right, what does this person want? Just a-a regular one.
Nice!
Wha- wh- what does she want?
There ya go, oh crap.
There ya go!
There ya go. OK, she wants double.
Okay...
CRAP!
You should have just come to me!
I was ready to go and everything!
Why didn't YOU come over? BYE!!
What kind of score did he give me?
Oh, double burger.
NIIIICE!
One, one, one.
I mean it could be worse. You're okay.
You're fine, I'll trust you,
It's another...
*sudden burping noises, crowd cheering*
What happened? Stop doing that to me, you're terrifying the sh*t out of me!
Number 1 is done!
I was getting ready to do a whole lot more! That was awesome!
Sweet! I am the best chef...
All y'all watching out there, watch Jack be the best chef.
The best chef the world has ever seen.
So, I should be preemptively doing this
because people are going to want burgers and meat already anyway.
It just depends on how MUCH meat they want.
See, double meat.
And the other person's probably gonna want more than that
Okay, perfect, perfect,
perfect, go, go, go, go! Don't let me lose one. Fuck!
Okay, just wait a second
Wiah- da-  WAIT!
There we go. Perfect!
What're you giving me? One, one, one.
What did that other person give me? They better have given me one, one, one, as well.
If they didn't, by Jesus
there will be hell to pay!
Th- do we not have anyone else yet?
We do. 'Kay, I'll take this off for a second.
There- there's two people, I'm gonna cook four meats.
There we go.
Wadd'ya need?
Just a single burger on that one...
okay, perfect, um..
AH FUCK- here ya go. Here ya go, go!
And you want double, PEEERFECT.
Prompt service: 111 again?
Whado I-What do I need to do 'ta get a better score around here?
I thought I was doin' okay...
[enthusiastically] Don't you guys think so?
...
..sons'a bitches, man.
Okay.
This one is a little old, but..
You'll fuckin' survive, don't worry about it.
Right, I'm ready to go x2
What did he want?
Double or single? Double.
Go.
Double or single? Single, go.
112?? A 112!
Ohhh, I'm getting good at this!
I'm gettin' GREAT at this!
Look at me fucking- OHH, Level 2 PAAAASSED!
I got a new hat!
Sweet! Can I wear the hat?
That'sa balloon.
Cindy! -oh, these are burnt. You wanna hockey puck?
Here ya go.
Get the fuck outta my FACE.
Christ! There's so much shit all over the place- GO.
Go, move.
D'you wanna hat?
Did they- are they go ro- oh. Yeah, you can have that, um...
I wanna change the music.
What is this?
[slightly spooky electronic music]
..I dont like that, what's this?
[upbeat music]
I like this one! Hockey puck, gooo!
Okay, next level, please~!
Ohhh, god, we have cheese now.
Uh-oh.
This could be bad.
here we go x2
What do you want, sir?
*accent* Is it a single or ah dubble ya wan'ed, sir?
Yes, a single, with a single and,
Whoo!
Yes, oh my GOD, that looks good!
...I dropped my fucking burger, god dammit.
I would so--
--love one of these burgers right now, and not--
--just 'cause I'm making them.
I didn't see your score, but THANK YOU.
Not because I'm making them, but because I
just want a burger right now, anyway.
Burgers are awesome!
Wat'd they want? There's two of 'em.
Could'nt I just cook a bunch of meat and get it ready?
Yes, hello.
Oh, sweet mother of god... okay.
Fucking hell, that is a BIG BURGER.
NIIIICE.
Eh, okay, you just want one of these...
That's just a single cheeseburger- nice!
Dude, whoever ordered that double one!
Fuckin' more power to ya!
[upbeat music]
Great burger! You know how 'ta burger it up!
[upbeat music]
Yes, come on down to Jack's kitchen~
We have a GREAT time in here!
We dance, we play!
We make some fucking bur-gay!
What's up, folks? You havin' a good day? Hopefully.
Waddy- whadd'ya need? Just shout it over!
o-or you can come over and tell me, that's fine too. ಥ_ಥ
Uh..-this, this...this- ah, fuck, this...
go go go go go go go- ah god,
yo wan't.. lotsa things..
Go! -Ah...
110, That's fine!
I would've liked ahigher score but THAT'S COOL, THANK YOU
Thanks for coming by!
(??)
Ohh, that's weird to be able to put your hands through the wall...
Christ, um, can I raise and lower shit again, please?
AHH, CRAP- here, they're free!!
They're on the house! Craaaap, ok, next level!
I am feeling this tonight!!
[upbeat music]
Level four!
[upbeat music]
♫Bup-bup-badadup♫
Imagine just walking into a kitchen, in a restaurant somewhere, and-
*ding ×∞*
-and the (x3) chef was just in there like
fucking rockin out
That's what it's all about, baby!
Woo~!
Okay, that's easy.
Lookit that, lookit that go-lookit that go!
110, well fuck you guys-
-what do I have to do to get your attention?
-over here, maybe not have..
ah,crap!
Maybe not have 10 minute old burger..patties
But you know what, its /nutritious/ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Everybody else doesn't know how to COOK burgers these days,
Cooking them with-
fresh meat....freshly cooked off the grill
that's not what it's like, never been to
McDonalds yet? Those fucking patties are
like four weeks old.
Well crap, ah, what are we doin, this *laughs*
Here we go- FUUUCK.
Stop getting caught in everything, you stupid hand. auuugh God.
aah, god..
..Loaded double chees- YES go go go, 110.
'SCUSE ME?
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*
HELLOOH?
Can I have better scores?
...fuckers...
C'mon down to Jack's™
Where you will get an insult...
and a burger! \ (•◡•) /
We call them "Burger-sults™"
They're very delicious. Very popular in Italy!
-I might add, very popular in France.
FUCK (X3)
'cause ye bastards came in and distracted me
(r00d)
Hey, you just want--aw, it's gone off.
Shite balls...
Ok, that's cool. It's gettin' outta HAND right now!
oh..WHAT..MOTHERFUCKERS.
..kay, that's for you, go, just go just get
out of here
just-just GO CINDY
[small chuckle]
THE FUCKING PRESSURE, TO PERFORM WELL
GEouddamyface.. ಥ_ಥ
..Okay ye- fuck off..
..okay, okay, I got it, just keep your cool, Jack.
Just keep it together. Ahh, the level's done!
Makin me fucking- *tired yelling*
Makin me run around here like a motherfucker.
I got a knight Robin Hood Hat!
Sweet! Level 5.
Let's break it on down.
I'm ready for this one. (suuuure)
It's time 'ta not get overpowered...
...not get scared...
Shit's gonna go down, but we're gonna deal with it.
There we go (x2)
Nice, what's he want? Double.
*seal impression* NNNNICE
Take care, Jeremiah, yeah, tell the kids I said hi!
Okay, we don't have enough people in here...
Just gonna.../guess/ what kind of burger they want?
Ok, can't put it with the raw meat, this's gonna go off soon!
WHERE'S THE CUSTOMERS!?
God fucking dammit stop gettin CAUGHT in shit
Hello! -what do these bastards want- I mEAN
-lovely people??
Hi...okay- Jesus, just simple buns?
That's easy- this is slightly harder, but you know what
we're gonna make it happen for ya
because down here in Jacktown™
eeeeeeverybody gets a burger- 110.
..why dont'cha ssssuck the other side of my carriage..
Stop gettin' caught in everything, that's really annoying.
♫Boo ba do ba booo♫
I really should be pulling from the bottom
Oh god- ♫Started from the bottom now we're here♫
Okay, they all start off with a burger on the bottom anyway
So it's a case of how many burgers go on top of that.
Cheese.
Burger. Cheese. Done.
♪Bup boop, ababado da dup bup♪
♪Adoowadoowa dup bup♪ (x2)
-GOO goo
WHAT?? Fucking rotten!
Son of a fucknug!
Get out of here you fucking plate.
Oh God, i'm dropping everything..
I'm droppin everythin- THIS ISNT GOOD.
WHY did that have to go off...RIGHT then and there.
I HAD that..what was my-
109, I didn't lose a whole lot
It'd be /great/ if I had somebody HELPING ME.
Don't need it, don't need it, 551, i'm the fucking best- wad'we get?

AAY. You fucking saying I need a new head?!
I'll show you who needs a new head!
You know what I- I- just 'cause you get paid more than I do
BITCH. (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Okay! Well, that does it for Diner Duo.
Thi- originally this is supposed to be a game that
you get in with somebody else who has a Vive headset
And you're supposed 'ta help each other in the kitchen and
actually work around each other and like
somebody plates up, somebody gets the burgers ready
That kinda thing, so-
There's alotta back-and-forth and you're able to get
stuff out faster and quicker in it and
just in a more timely matter, but for me
playin' single player- I just wanted to try the game out anyway
I had no intentions of like,
doing.. one t'pair anyway
It just looked like a cool game, I wanted to try out
so maybe, in the future, who knows,
That was, REALLY good tho
Um, there's not- there's not a whole lot to it,
But I do like the- the whole like
Fluidity of everything once you get a- a system goin
You can get the two plates out, two buns out
-once you know how to get everything done
you'll probably be very very, quick and efficient at it
As is the case with most of these VR games.
I'm not very quick and efficient at them
but I try my BEST, damn it, and you come
on down to Jack's Burgers™
I'll get you a great burger.
We- we...they-
It might not be full-on 100-percent meat
But you- eh- it's tasty.
And that's the important part.
But ANYWAY, THANK you guys so much watching this episode,
If you LIKED it,
PUNCH the like button IN the face,
~LIKE A BOSS~
And!
-high fives all around-
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(~˘▾˘)~
Thank you guys and I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES,
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO
[Outro Music]
Thank for coming out and enjoying the show~
See 'ya next week ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
