Home
Stay at home
Look around everywhere you turn is Covid
It's everywhere that you go
(Just look around)
I know you've tried everything you can to escape
This social distance shit show
(What a shit show!)
But just settle in to the quarantine
Flatten the Corona Curve
They say the cure is up to you and me
It's called a sick day
So bitch, you best stay home!
Come on, stay home
Home (sexy whisper)
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
Hey, Hey, Hey
Come on, stay home
Home (sexy whisper)
Watch the TV and eat your feelings
You know you can do it!
All you need is your own imagination
So use it, that's what it's for
Chris, tell me more!
Read a book!        (vapid 'What?')
That's that thing that's filled with paper
But I can't tell you for sure...
(I can't say for sure)
It makes no difference if you're black or white
Corona's coming for you
OH SHIT!
Do the cool thing now and just stay inside
You're a hermit star!
Yes that's what you are!  You know it!!!
Come on, stay home
Home (yas!)
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on, stay home
Home (YAAAAS)
Watch the TV and eat your feelings
You know you can do it!
Home is where the heart is
So forget your friends outside it
First day in feels like magic
But soon you you'll be a bat-shit lunatic
I've got to go...
OMG GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
NO!  Isolate for the cure!!!
Home
Home is where the heart is
(and Zoom your meetings)
Netflix, Hulu, HBO
Bach-e-lor and Game of Thrones
Conan, Ellen, QVC
Eat the cover of a magazine
Churn butter
Needlepoint
Pick your nose and smoke a joint
Wrap your head up like a nun
Pornhub mas-tur-ba-ti-on
Wheel of Fortune, Oprah's OWN
The Greatest British Baking Show
Modern Family, Sharktank, too
Grace and Frankie, WE LOVE YOU!
Fixer Upper, Will and Grace
Deepak Chopra meditate
Don't go out there, let's sit to it!
Couch potato, there's nothing to it
STAY HOME!
(oh shit, Chris bout to SANG!)
Ooh, you've got to
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
Ooh, you've got to just
Watch your TV and eat your feelings
Hugo interrupted me and made a cameo
STAY HOME!!!
Ok (out of breath from Voguing)
Hugo: "the airplane's flying"
What are we gonna do now?
Only 6 more weeks...
