>>> KELLY ANNE IT'S ALMOST
CHRISTMAS.
WE HAVE TO TALK CHRISTMAS NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M AFRAID SO, MR. TRUMP.
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SO BUSY ON
YOUR THANK YOU TOUR.
>> I HAD TO DO IT.
I FELT AN OBLIGATION TO THANK
ANY SUPPORTERS BY STANDING IN
FRONT OF THEM WHILE THEY CHEER
FOR ME.
LET ES GET THIS OVER WITH.
ARE THERE MORE CABINET PICKS
YET?
>> RICK PERRY WILL BE SECRETARY
OF ENERGY.
>> WAS THAT A GREAT CHOICE?
I SAW HIM ON "DANCING WITH THE
STARS."
THIS GUY HAS SO MUCH ENERGY.
HE'S JUST UN-PRESIDENT-ED.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK WHO
WILL BE PRESIDENT.
>> UM, THAT'S YOU, SIR.
>> CAN I JUST DO IT THREE DAYS A
WEEK LIKE HOWARD STERN DOES?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> KELLYANNE, WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOING IN MY ADMINISTRATION?
>> OH, WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS DONE.
MASTER ILLUSIONIST.
ALSO, I PUT TOGETHER A LIST OF
PEOPLE WHO AGREED TO PERFORM AT
YOUR INAUGURATION.
>> SO MANY GREAT NAMES HERE
REALLY.
I LOVE THEM BOTH.
>> ENOUGH WITH THE WORKING.
LET'S DO THE CHRISTMAS.
>> OKAY, MELANIA.
KELLYANNE, LET'S TAKE A BREAK
BUT STAY CLOSE BY.
>> I'M HANDCUFFED TO YOU FOR ALL
OF HISTORY.
>> WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
>> IT'S COMING FROM THE CHIMNEY.
>> IS IT A GHOST?
AM I BEING SCROOGED?
I HATE THAT.
SCROOGED!
>> DONALD, I THINK IT'S --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> VLADIMIR, THIS IS A GREAT
SURPRISE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I WAS JUST IN TOWN, YOU KNOW,
HIDING IN THE WALLS.
>> COME IN.
COME IN.
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY GET A
CHANCE TO TALK IN PERSON.
I COULD POST AN E-MAIL TO YOU
BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SENT IT YET.
>> I KNOW.
MR. TRUMP, I'M HERE BECAUSE YOUR
CIA SAY THE RUSSIANS TRIED TO
MAKE YOU WIN ELECTION.
>> I KNOW.
ALL LIES MADE UP BY SOME VERY
BITTER PEOPLE WHO NEED TO MOVE
ON.
>> SO YOU TRUST ME MORE THAN
AMERICAN CIA.
>> ALL I KNOW IS I WON.
>> WELL, THIS GUY IS BLOWING MY
MIND.
DONALD, I WANT TO STATE
OFFICIALLY THAT WE IN RUSSIA ARE
SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE U.S.
PRESIDENT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WE THINK YOU ARE THE BEST
CANDIDATE.
>> SURE.
>> THE SMARTEST CANDIDATE.
>> NO DOUBT.
>> THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
BUT IT SOUNDS TREMENDOUS.
>> SINCE IT IS CHRISTMAS, AFTER
ALL.
I GOT YOU A GIFT.
THIS IS ELF ON THE SHELF.
IT'S FUN.
YOU JUST PUT IT RIGHT HERE NEXT
TO YOUR INTERNET ROUTER.
YOU KEEP IT THERE ALL YEAR.
IT'S FUN, YES?
>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
VLADIMIR, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.
I DON'T HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.
>> PLEASE, MR. TRUMP, YOU ARE
THE GIFT.
>> DONALD, CAN WE TALK?
>> EXCUSE US, VLADIMIR.
>> DONALD, I DON'T TRUST THIS
MAN, OKAY?
THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
IF A PERSON YOU DID NOT KNOW
CAME FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND
JUST STARTED FLATTERING YOU,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> MARRY THEM.
>> VLADIMIR, I'M AFRAID I HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO GO.
IT MIGHT LOOK BAD FOR US TO BE
SEEN TOGETHER.
>> BRILLIANT OBSERVATION.
YOU ARE ALWAYS SO SMART, MR.
TRUMP.
>> YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU
WANT.
>> SIR --
>> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
PAST.
SCROOGED!
>> NO.
I'M NOT A GHOST.
THIS IS MY FACE AND HAIR.
IT'S ME, KELLYANNE.
YOUR SECRETARY OF STATE PICK REX
TILLERSON IS HERE.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR.
PRESIDENT-ELECT.
I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND --
POOTIE?
OH, MY GOD!
>> REXIE, BABY!
[ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]
>> OH, MY STARS, DONALD.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME POOTIE WAS
GOING TO BE HERE.
MAN, HAVE I BEEN HOPING TO CATCH
UP WITH YOU.
>> AS HAVE I, OLD FRIEND.
SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
RIGHT HERE.
WE'RE HAVING SOME OIL DRILLING
PROBLEMS HERE.
>> OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
AS SOON AS THE SANCTIONS ARE
LIFTED WE'LL UP OUR INTAKE BY
30%.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT ABOUT DOUBLING
PRODUCTION HERE IN THE SEA?
>> ALREADY UNDER WAY.
JUST HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE
RIDGE.
THE MILITARY IS ON IT.
>> AND WE DESTROY VANITY FAIR,
RIGHT?
THEY ARE A TERRIBLE PUBLICATION,
JUST TERRIBLE.
>> SURE, BUDDY, SURE.
YOU SET UP SHOP HERE?
>> OH, YES, FOR YEARS.
GREAT BLACK CRUDE THERE.
>> SPEAKING OF BLACK AND CRUDE,
I KNOW KANYE.
HE CAME HERE.
HE'S USING MY COLORIST NOW.
HE SAYS WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE
ME, BUT A BLACK.
>> THAT'S COOL, BUDDY.
EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY LIVE
FROM NEW YORK WITHOUT ME, RIGHT?
>> NO.
WE'D NEVER DO THAT.
>> BUT MAYBE --
>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
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