>> IT'S TIME FOR SPRING MOVIES.
HERE TO GIVE US HIS PICKS FOR
THE SEASON IS FILM CRITIC HARRY
FINK.
>> MR. JOST, A PLEASURE.
>> WELCOME, TERRY.
I HEAR YOU WATCHED EVERY SINGLE
FILM COMING OUT THIS SPRING.
AND I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITHOUT A
LITTLE TREND CALLED MACRO
DOSING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU MEAN MICRODOSING, RIGHT?
LIKE, HALLUCINOGENICS?
I CAN'T SAY THE LIKE THE CLIMAX
OF A FILM IN WHICH CAPTAIN
MARVEL TURNS INTO A BAT AND HAS
SEX WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL GYM
TEACHER BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST
MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> HARRY, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
SCENE YOU DESCRIBED.
DID YOU SAY MACRO DOSING?
I THINK YOU MEANT MICRODOSING,
LIKE HALLUCINOGENICS.
>> AIN'T NOTHING MICROABOUT
THESE DOSES.
LET'S TALK "DUMBO."
WITH BIG EARS AND AN EVEN BIGGER
HEART, DUMBO IS A TERRIFYING
JOURNEY THROUGH HELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
A MOSTLY GARBLED MESS OF COLORS
AND SHAPES.
THIS BIZARRE REMAKE OF
BRYAN CRANSTON'S "TRUMBO" --
[ LAUGHTER ]
NEVER QUITE FINDS ITS FOOTING.
BUT, JUST LIKE AN ELEPHANT,
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ITS TOUCHING
JIHADI MESSAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I COULDN'T STOP CRYING OR
LAUGHING OR SWEATING OR BITING
THE FELLOW NEXT TO ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I GIVE IT THREE SCREAMING HOT
DOGS AND ONE DR. ROBOTIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MARCUS?
>> I'M COLIN.
HOW MUCH LSD ARE YOU TAKING?
>> PLEASE.
WHO ARE YOU?
THE COP I SLAPPED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, PASS OUT THE CIGARS, PAPA,
BECAUSE A STAR IS BORN.
>> THAT CAME OUT MONTHS AGO.
>> OH, COLIN, YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN TIME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S NOTHING SHALLOW ABOUT
BRADLEY COOPER'S PERFORMANCE AS
A POCKMARKED SPEED FREAK TRYING
TO SMOOCH ME IN A PENN STATION
STAIRWELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MMWA!
NO THANKS, DANTE.
SADLY, I WAS NOT AS IMPRESSED BY
LADY GAGA WHO FRANKLY PISSED ME
OFF TRYING AS THAT TIMES SQUARE
ELMO TRIED TO PULL MY PANTS
DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND 14 DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP, THE
FILM IS A TAD LONG BUT I GIVE IT
TWO KETCHUP PACKETS AND
36 MISSED CALLS FROM MY WIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JESUS?
>> TERRY, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET
SOME HELP, MAN.
>> HA HA, SWISH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FUN FACT, WHEN YOU TALK, I SEE
JAPANESE SUBTITLES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHY I GIVE YOU 16
FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS AND ONE
SLENDER MAN WEARING A ZOOT SUIT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, TERRY
FINK, EVERYONE.
>> I'M FINE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
