is entitled
  Vegan Big Game Hunter.
  You are a noted vegan,
  and one of the experiences
   your people don't get
 is the experience
 of killing
  your own dinner.
   I thought you'd like to share
that part of my culture.
  So please put on this hat,
safety goggles,
 and hunting vest.
Okay. Okay.
Pick up
  your humane rifle.
 Let's get into
 our tofu blind.
 Come back here.
Get into the tofu blind.
 All right.
 Moby, you will have
 30 seconds to shoot
 as many wild tofu, seitans,
and tempehs as possible.
And to further
  complicate things,
  I'm going to force you
 to answer questions
 about hunting songs
  while you do it.
 You will be judged
 on the following factors --
  number of vegan kills,
raw masculinity...
 Rah!
...and bone density.
 [ Growls ]
 -Moby, are you ready to play?
 -Yes.
All right, let's put
30 seconds on the clock.
 Go.
 -Moby, Duran Duran...
   -Die, you mother [bleep]
 ...sang "We're on the hunt.
  We're after you."
  I'm out!
 [ Laughter ]
Pull! Pull!
It's a flock
   of tofu skins!
 -Die!
 -There are tofu skins coming!
 Pull! Pull!
  [ Groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
   I'm out!
  Moby, how do you feel?
  Powerful.
