So when did you know you were gay?
[Britney Spears' "Oops I Did it Again"]
So you like her, huh?
Yes
So you like him now.
Yes
I don't get it, who do you like? Girls? Boys?
YES.
Hey, you wanna go out later and
have sex with women?
Dude everyone knows you're gay it's okay
What? The only thing I'm gay for
is pussy
Hey guys. I was gay, but then I took two
advil and now I can't wait
to find my princess!
I'M GAY
2014:
Man, I'm kinda gay.
2015:
Yeah, I'm pretty gay.
2016:
[Crying during Hayley Kiyoko's "Girls Like Girls"]
Hi, I'm Helena, I'm a trans woman and-
"YOU'RE TRANS???"
"YOU'RE TRANS?!"
"Are you going on hormones?"
"Are you gonna get surgery?"
nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNN
Yo what up Tom? You hetero bitch?
Hey, man? What's- what's up, man?
You touch any boobs lately,
you straight fuckin-
Making copies
In the workplace, being gay just
has its perks.
You guys are such good friends!
No...
Bouquet for your best bud?
No!
Will you.... become my-
Best friend forever?
NO
Hi. My name is Jennifer.
Well, I used to be Jennifer.
But now, my name is Johnifer and this is my story.
Everybody has a gay cousin.
Bitch I don't have a gay cousin!
Wait.
Oh shit, I am the gay-
Ohhhh my goooo-
[Gagging]
Eugh.
[Rock Metal music playing in the background]
"You shouldn't get your haircut short again, honey,"
"you'll look like a lesbian."
[YMCA plays]
"So like, do you have a penis?"
Why do you want to see it?
Woah, that's kinda personal don't you think?
"Keep gay for two miles."
"In 200 feet, turn right queer."
Do you mean " right here"?
"You've reached your desti'gay'tion!"
Really?
Finish the lyrics!
[To the tune of the Friends theme]
So no one told you life was...
Gonna be this gay!
Help!
Never fear, for I-
I got this!
Oh!
Oh that's sweet!
That's beautiful.
Trans people deserve basic human rights.
"And nice clothes, too!"
No!
"And makeup tutorials!"
Caitlyn, get out of my car!
WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!
Ah, what's going on-
The fuck, man?
OOOOH HOO HOO H-
