[upbeat tune]
[Matt] Hey, welcome to drunk drawing this episode we're-
on this uh- episode we're gonna be doing something you guys requested
We're gonna draw youtubers because we know you guys love YouTube
you love youtubers
Everyone's favorite... your favorite celebrities that aren't real celebrities, but are also celebrities at the same time. So..
[Matt] Ryan who should I draw first? W-what's your favorite Youtuber if you had a name one?
[Ryan] Ray William Johnson.
[Matt] Fuck. Yeah, dude!
[Ryan] I'm not talking about your favorite Martian. 
[Both] I'm talking about Ray William Johnson dude,
[Matt] Gay William Johnson more like am I right?
[high five]
[Matt] Is my hat crooked? I'm, I-I can't tell
[some kind of indistinguishable yet mocking mumbling from Ryan]
[Matt] Dude, come on, man.
[Ryan] What? Do you want to look good?
[Matt] Ray William Johnson...
One of YouTube's most famous men who left YouTube and went and starred in a movie with RJ Mitte from Breaking Bad. Walter jr.
He played some- some role in a movie with Walter jr. 
He had a pretty blocky head, right?
[Ryan] Yeah.....
[Matt] Am- am I just miss...
[Ryan] he had a pretty chiseled face
It looks like a stout young man. 
You know what I'm saying?
[Matt] He was beautiful, dude
[Ryan kinda laughs]
[Matt] Honestly, if I was married to the most like, precious woman in the world and Ray William Johnson came to me and was like, "Listen man..."
"I need to have sex with your wife"...
[Ryan] She was a very beautiful lady... his girlfriend...
[Matt] He was always doing that
He had a great smile
[Matt] Did he have a bowl cut? What did Ray William Johnson have?
[Ryan] The fuck you talking about he had a sick fucking fro!
not a fro, he had a mohawk
[Matt] He had a- He didn't have a mohawk!
[Ryan] He had a sick little mohawk.
[Iconic Ryan Mcgiggles]
[Matt] Is this Ray William Johnson?
[Matt] Dude I don't remember what he fucking looked like.
[Ryan] what!?
[Matt] He had big ears-
[Ryan] You used to watch his shit every day after school!
[Matt] Ryan I've had s.. like five shots of gin!... I dont-
[Ryan] You used to butter your beans for Ray William Johnson.
[Matt] I did not do that.
Here's him on the.. [Ryan cuts him off I literally don't know what he was going to say]
[Ryan] You're just drawing some generic dark-skinned man.
[Matt] Ryan I haven't even colored his skin yet, what are you talking about?
Ryan is racist!!
[Ryan] He's dark-skinned! I'm sorry...
[Matt] He- Oh, he always held his hands up
He was like, "alright, so this is the big uh.. funny video."
[Matt] No....wha-
[Ryan] he's like, he's brown
[Ryan] ...He's a brown man. 
[Matt] he's like... he was like-
[Ryan] He's not black... 
[Matt] He was like that right? Is that a good Ray William Johnson color?
[Ryan] Sure! yeah yeah yeah..
When you add the hair it'll make it look better.
He had that- yeeeaaah..
[Matt] Ray William Johnson, man. 
[Ryan] That's him.
[Matt] Did he have- he had blue eyes, right? 
Dude, I don't remember what he looked like!!1!
[Matt] He had-
[Ryan] Does a dude with brown skin and black hair ever have blue eyes?
[Matt] Alright Ryan. I'll give him like, dark olive eyes...
...like The Christ™
[Matt] Okay, there you go. 
And he had a red shirt every time he was- oops
[Matt] he had this shirt and it said..
...It said equals three 
=3.
[Matt] Here's a Ray William John- um an can I draw your favorite Martian like behind him?
Here's uh.. your favorite Martian behind him
[Matt] He has the same...
[Ryan] Is that you? Behind..
[Matt] No, that's Ray William Johnson f.. as your cartoon character- your favorite Martian...
[Ryan] that looks like him...
[Matt] Because it's him! 
[Ryan] No, I mean it looks like you...
[Matt] your favorite Martian is based off of Ray William-
[Ryan] No that looks like you peeking out from behind his back!
[Matt] What are you talking about? That's not- I don't have skin that dark!!1!!
[Ryan] You're like a Pilonidal Cyst on his left shoulder..
[Matt] oh bu-but I but I am wearing a red shirt right now
So... mm guess it makes sense...
[Ryan] That does look like you, Matt...
[Matt] I can draw myself on his other shoulder...
[Ryan] Give yourself some gauges and then BOOM.
[Matt] I don't have gauges Ryan I have ear- I have..
[Ryan ]I've had it!! With these snakes on this plane.
[Matt] Okay. Well, that's Ray William Johnson
[Matt] Um, I think that loo- that's not bad, right? 
[Ryan] Yeah, that's not bad..
[Matt] like- that looks like him enough, right?
[Ryan] That looks good...
[Ryan] I like it...
[Matt] Alright. Well, there's Ray William Johnson.
[Ryan] Ray William Johnson!
[Matt] ...or should I say Gay William Johnson?
[High five]
[Music]
[Music]
This joke was funny the first 300 times! thanks Matt!
[Music]
[Ryan] What famous youtuber am I drawing, Matthew?
[Matt becomes a horse]
[Matt] You gotta do him man, Pewdiepie...
[Ryan scoffs]
[Matt] He's the nu- He's THE.. He's the number one??? youtuber?
[Ryan, unintelligible at first] ...I'M FELIX.
[Matt] Is that Pewdiepie???
[Ryan] EUHHHHHH
[Matt] What-
[Ryan imitating Pewdiepie] Hey, hey bros..
[Matt] Where is he? 
[Ryan imitating] Hey bros...
[Matt] Is that just all of him?
[Ryan, still imitating] ...hey bros...
[Matt] What's going on dude? 
[Ryan imitating] Heheheh It's Pewdiepie
[Matt's dying]
[Ryan is STILL imitating Pewdiepie wile laughing]
[Ryan as Pewdiepie] Its Pewdiepie!!!
[Matt] Is that Pewdiepie dude?
[Ryan imitating] its Pewdiepie!
[Matt] Ryan what if he sees this!
[Ryan giggles]
[Matt] W-what he sees this! if He's gonna be mad! He's gonna be really mad dude!!
[Ryan Giggles]
[Matt] He's never going to collaborate with us!!! Stop!! Erase it!!
[Matt starts hacking up a lung]
[Ryan] He's got a thin ass neck..
[Matt yells like WAAA]
[Ryan, imitating Pewdiepie again] What's up!? What's up, I'm cool! I gotta ripped shirt!
because it's fashionable..
[Matt] What video has he ever worn a ripped shirt in?
[Ryan] ...because I'm Pewdiepie!
[Ryan] I don't know... 
He's gonna be holding a..
[Matt] Why-Why are his fingers like- like a- like a.. old antenna..?
[Ryan] shit...
[Ryan] He's holding this controller right here... 
[Matt] He's playing video games..
[Matt] This is like an Xbox controller. 
[Matt] He's a gamer! I gotta say it man. I can't deny it. He's a gamer.
[Ryan] "I........Laugh"
[Matt laughs]
[Matt] His famous catchphrase!
[Some Ryan laughter]
[Matt] You got to draw the brofist too
[Ryan] "uh.....oh"
[Matt] Is he saying "uh-oh" cuz....?
[Ryan] Cuz he laughed! Cuz it's the no laugh challenge.
[Matt] Oh, okay! dr- uh draw the brofist. 
[Ryan] Okay the brofist... the thumb goes right here...
[Matt goes Pffffft]
[Ryan] ...and this comes around like this...
[Matt] The fuck is this dude? 
[Ryan] This is a fucking brofist.
[Matt] It's upside down, dude!
[Ryan] No It's not.
[Matt] Do you even watch Pewdiepie? 
[Ryan] This is a brofist...
[Matt] You don't even watch Pewdiepie!
[Matt laughs at Ryan]
[Matt] Felix, you better make this your- you better replace your profile picture with this
[Ryan laughs] If he did....
[Ryan] That's the classic brofist. 
Now to color our Felix in...
[Matt] ugh- that's- that Gin is- eugh that's cheap gin that's not good
[Ryan stammering]
[Matt] Color in that brofist brother. You forgot to color in his mouth. 
[Ryan] Could be like this...
[Matt] Mkay.
[Matt] What's- I don't- what's the other color? Is it black? 
[Ryan] I'm sure it's yellow or something.
[Matt]  I think it's black. I think it's black and blue...
[Ryan] Yellow. Boom.
[Matt] That's not the brofist. 
[Ryan] That's the fuckin' brofist. Shut the fuck up.
[Matt] Dude. Do you even brofist!!1?
[Ryan] I fuckin' brofist.
[Matt] Are you part of the bro army?
[Ryan] He always wears like a really awesome... like, shirt. I'm gonna make it purple.
[Matt] He's pretty f- I gotta say he's pretty fashionable...
[Matt] ..He's a pretty fashionable guy.
[Ryan] Shit I need to I need to get his neck...
[Ryan] ...and then his pink fuckin' headphones. And like his hat's always pretty black, right?
[Matt] I- Dude, does he wear a hat? 
[Ryan] Yeah, he always wears a backwards hat.
[Matt] Does he? I don't think he does... 
[Ryan] And his pants are gonna be pink.
[Matt] Ryan, I watch a lot of Pewdiepie...
[Ryan] ...Just like his headphones.
[Matt] Yo, he better wear this outfit. It's fucking sick, dude. I laugh uh-oh.
[Ryan giggles]
[Matt] Oh Man, this is pretty good.
[Ryan] It's Pewdiepie.
[Matt] That's good, man! That's pretty good. 
[Ryan] You like it?
[Matt] Yeah, dude, yeah.
[Ryan] Okay.
[Matt] Would you brofist me?
[Matt screaming "AH FUCK" ]
[Wet sounds]
[Ryan] Time to take a shot of some alcohol.
[Matt] I just took a shot..
[Matt] Do you want... some? 
[Ryan] Did you really? :(
[Matt] I did. Well, I just took it sip out of the bottle...
[Ryan] No, I'm fine
[Matt] Do you want another shot?
[Ryan] I'm pretty fuckin' good.
[Matt] You don't want another shot? 
[Ryan] I'm f.. I'll take one...
[Matt] Alright. Ma- in the next episode..Okay.
[Matt] Ryan, What's the biggest youtuber you can think of?
[Ryan] The biggest? The most famous ever?
[Matt] Besides Pewdiepie.
[Ryan] Dude, draw the fuckin'..... uh cluckity fuck..what was-
[Matt] The Dolan twins!?
["Say it" by Tory Lanez plays]
[Matt] Alright, I'm gonna draw Dolan Dark. I'm gonna draw his profile picture so it's a square cuz it's on Twitter.
[Ryan] Yeah yeah yeah. Oh perfect
[Matt] oops-
[Matt] That's good enough... 
[Ryan] That's a perfect fucking square.
[Matt] It's got a little goose head coming up.
[Ryan mumbling]
[Matt] I'm pretty sure that picture's a goose and not a duck. I don't know. 
[Ryan] Okay
[Matt] got a BEAK.
[Ryan] I'm pretty sure it's a swan.
[Matt] Well, you know what dude... here's- here's Dolan Dark and he's got the body...
...and he's got a nice little eyeball
[Matt] Fuck dude. Yeah. Okay, so he's white...
...Um- in real life too. Here's a picture of him. He's got a yellow beak and then the background of his profile picture's like blue, right?
[Ryan] yeeeeeahh..
[Matt] With like it's got- it's got some texture.. It's got like a little more blue...
...towards the bottom if I'm remembering correctly
[Matt] Right? Dude, I don't know!!! fuck, it's Dolan Dark. Man... 
[Ryan] That was easy!
[Matt] Who-who we doing man? 
[Ryan] Do fuckin' what the buck...
[Matt] Michael Buckley??
[Ryan Laughing] Michael Buckley!
[Matt] Dude, he hasn't been relevant in like a decade. No offense Michael Buckley. I'm just saying...
[Ryan] Okay, then do Michael Buckley...
jumping over the moon with Smosh brothers lookin' upwards
[Matt, laughing] The Smosh brothers?
[Ryan laughing]
[Matt] Okay, okay, I'm gonna start with the moon
[Ryan] I know Anthony's not a part of Smosh anymore because he wanted to do his own funny stuff
[Matt] Alright, here's the moon. He's looking up at Michael Buckley
[Ryan laughing]
[Matt] Alright, that's the moon
[Ryan laughing about Michael Buckley still]
[Matt] Dude, I don't remember what Michael Buckley looks like. 
[Ryan] What do you mean it was such an easy....
[Matt] I-I used to- I used to- I watched what the buck like no joke.
[Ryan's hacking up a lung now]
[Matt] I watched what the buck a decade ago
[Matt] Alright, I remember he had short hair that was kind of spiky, right?
[Ryan] ADJHDH There he is! 
[Matt] That's what the buck.
[Ryan] That's what the buck! 
[Matt] He's jumping over the moon
[Ryan giggling]
[Matt] He's doing like the Mario pose.
[Ryan] Does what the Buck still do stuff?
[Matt] I don't know, dude!! I don't watch what the buck in... a good 10 years
[Iconic Ryan giggling]
[Ryan] What the buck....
[Matt] There's Michael Buckley jumping over the... dude, you know, like 90% of our viewers aren't gonna know who what the buck is...
[Ryan] yeah he is...
[Matt] He was it-
[Matt] H-
[Matt] he was- he was a- he was a youtuber like a decade ago when Ryan and I were first starting out on YouTube...
[Matt] ...and he did like- what he do ? like a news show? Was that what it was?
[Ryan] Three days ago, he uploaded talking about the joy of gay sex with Davey Wavey.
[Matt] He's still uploads!?
[Matt] Does that mean we're gonna be doing YouTube in like 20 years?
[Matt] I gotta draw the Smosh brothers.
[Ryan] They gotta be yelling "shut up".
[Matt] Alright..
[Matt] D- are we drawing the Smosh brothers... Like circa 2006 Smosh? Or like...
[Ryan] Yes. yes...
[Matt] Okay.
[Matt] I love Ian
[Matt] Ian is like one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life like-
[Ryan] The only time I've seen Anthony though is like at VidCon-
[Matt]  VidCon. We saw him at VidCon.
[Ryan] He was a- He was tall motherfucker. A tall, handsome motherfucker.
[Matt] He's- he's ripped dude. He's- He's very handsome..
[Matt] ...But- but-
[Ryan] But I've only gotten to know Ian.
[Matt] I- Ian is actually like- the nicest dude I've ever met
[Matt] He's so sweet...
[Ryan] Anthony might be nice but I've never met him...
[Matt] I've never talked to him...
[Matt] ...But Ian on the other hand, like what I do know... I've hung out with Ian on many occasions...
[Matt] ...he's a very sweet man...
[Ryan] Dude, Ian and I watch Game of Thrones!
[Matt] Ian uh- Ian and I watch Game Grumps so... 
[Ryan] That's Anthony if I've ever seen one.
[Matt] That's Anthony!
[Matt] Ian has that brown as fuck hair, but he's- we's- he's white. They're both white...
[Ryan] They're both-
[Matt] In fact, everyone in this picture is white except the moon. 
The moon has no race cuz he's the moon.
[Matt] Michael Buckley, he always wore that blazer and those-
[Ryan] That white hair and that white under shirt and those white shoes...
[Matt] no, I haven't colored his hair yet, dude!
[Matt] He had blonde hair right? Oops- That's tan...
[Ryan] Blonde hair?
[Matt] Didn't he have blonde hair? What'd he have? That's Michael Buckley to me, man and go I'm going off my imagination.
[Matt] Here's the moon. The moon is yellow as everybody knows and Ian always wore that pink shirt.
[Matt] Okay
[Matt] Well, here's Michael Buckley jumping over the moon...
[Ryan] At least put a night sky and some white little dots as stars..
[Matt] Do you want- B-but Ryan Michael Buckley's blazer is so dark that...
[Ryan] Yeah, but you can make it like-
[Ryan laughs]
[Ryan] Make it like a....
[Ryan] ...A sunsetty type of look...
[Matt] Sunsetty? You said nights- 
[Ryan] Like orange or something.. i dunno
[Matt] How about pi- no, okay orange... how about orange? Yeah...
[Ryan] Yeah, orange is like a sunset...
[Matt] they're in a fuckin' hellscape right now..
[Ryan] draw some stars...
[Ryan] some white stars.
[Matt] Sta- white stars on the orange night sky...?
[Ryan] Yes.
[Matt] How's this? Is this good?
[Ryan] Yes.
[Matt] you like this?
[Ryan] I like that.
[Matt] I can't get enough of those Smosh brothers.
[Matt] Let's draw our buddy Jacksepticeye...
[Ryan imitating jacksepticeye] ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ....
[Matt] That's his hair, dude!
[Ryan] ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ...
[Matt] That's his hair!
[Ryan] ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵉ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ...
[Ryan] ᴬⁿᵈ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ: "ᴵ'ᵐ ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ"
[Matt] Does he have anime eyes? What are you doing!?
[Ryan laughs]
[Matt] Wait- why- his eyes aren't- they don't overlap like that!!! 
He doesn't have eyes like that.
[Ryan] He does have eyes like this.
[Matt] Okay, when you're- when you're done, I'm gonna call Sean and I'm gonna show him this drawing, okay?
[Ryan] Okay..... 
[Matt] So Just remember the real jacksepticeye's gonna-
[Matt] W-what's with his mouth?!
[Ryan giggling]
[Matt] Is he screaming!!? What's he doing!? 
[Ryan] You ruined it!!
[Matt] I'm not ruining an- 
[Ryan] I'm laughing!
[Matt] That's not my fault!
[Ryan] Oh now that has to be a part of the hair...
[Matt] What's with his fucking neck dude!!? 
That's not what Jacksepticeye has!
[Ryan dying]
[Matt] He's looking like- he's like an earthworm sticking out of the ground!
[Ryan] Dude, he's about to phone home...
[Matt] f-
[Ryan] Hey, know what fuck it I'm gonna go all the way he's gonna definitely phone home...
[I'm not captioning this]
[Matt] Do you remember that time he was staying in our- staying in our apartment...
...and we came in...
[He's dying]
...and he had those three dudes on the couch. Do you remember that?
[Ryan] I do...
[Matt] Ian...
[Ryan] whoops-
[Matt] ...Jacksepticeye, and Arin Hanson. They're like the nicest youtubers I've ever met
[Ryan] ᴵ'ᵐ ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ, ᴵ'ᵐ ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ...
[Matt] It's a- it's a- it's a  shame he supports the IRA... that's- that's not good.
[Matt] He doesn't have black- Ryan he has green hair.
[Ryan] Nope. That's what this is for. 
[Matt] Ohhhhhhh I see, man. I see...
[Ryan] And he's gonna have those off green headphones...
[Matt] Okay, okay dude
[Ryan] ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵉᵖᵗᶦᶜᵉʸᵉ. ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ᵐᵃⁿ.
[Matt] Dude more like...
[Ryan] Jack... boner pie...
[Ryan] Keep that in. It's a good one.
[Matt] I'm gonna call him, Ryan
[Ryan] ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ʰᵘᵍᵉ ᵗᵃᶦˡ...
[The most iconic laugh I've ever heard]
[Matt] He doesn't have a t- Is he a furry!? What the fu- why you givin' him a tail for!? What are you doing Ryan?
[Ryan] He ain't picking up. 
[Matt] Wait for it, man. Wait- he might pick up...
[Ryan] fuckin' pussy...
 [Matt] Sean, pick up man....
[Matt] Dude, if Sean doesn't pick up that means he's gay...
[Groovy tunes]
[Ryan] I'm gonna pee pee.
[Matt] I gotta pee too. Man... Do you remember the time he offered us cocaine at VidCon?
[Ryan] I'm taking a pee pee!!
[Matt] Ryan's in the bathroom and- do you sit down when you pee every time?
[Ryan] Yes!
[Ryan] It's comfortable!
[Matt] No, it's totally comfortable I just-
[Ryan] I stand up when I'm like at the movie theater and shit but if I'm at my house or guests come-
[Matt] Dude, Ryan... I don't judge you for sitting down to pee there's nothing wrong with that.
[Ryan] I stand up at like public urinals most of the time
[Matt] That's all the time we got for drunk drawing guys we drew youtubers
If you want to see us draw more youtubers, we can definitely do part two. Let us know
What youtubers you want to see us draw or let us know what....
...stuff we should draw in the next episode um-
Thanks for watching! Uh- please subscribe... got more episodes on the way
Let us know what you want us to draw and Ryan's sitting down to pee and say bye Banana.
["Banana"] ᴮʸᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᴮʸᵉ ᴮʸᵉ ᴮʸᵉ
[Ryan] Show em his asshole!
[Matt] ok-
[End with "Pork" by Kill Bill: The Rapper]
