well howdy there thanks for stopping by
i'm here to tell you a story, a story
about love
love of family, love of nature, love of a
graphically sexual nature...
but it all starts where my marriage ended...
with a murder
not gonna lie chief it's not pretty
in fact it may be the grossest thing
I've ever seen
Is he dead?
uh, yeah chief. totally dead
detective grace hart, APD I'm taking over this investigation
her story checks out
well we appreciate your help miss a
what's the situation?
shot through the heart and you're to blame
you give love a dead name
guess they're putting out an APB on jon bon jovi
he's to be taken out with
extreme prejudice
heh nice work chief well I guess we're
about done here
gentlemen it's not your man
I've been working a case for months now
there's a pattern
like
what? no
the man you're looking for
is completely insane
Oh like
you know me I'm insane Wayne and
I must be nuts because the financing on
these babies is crazy folks i'll be
honest I'm not altogether upstairs
I constantly hear voices in my head
telling me to give you low low prices so
get down here and get yourself a great
deal on a used vehicle before I light
them all on fire
not even a little bit
I've been sent here
to take out the trash
how are you a cop?
I didn't ask
you were thinking it
well a little you know but
come on you guys
the da is breathing down my neck here
and we're running out of time
I want to interview everyone who was within a
five-mile radius when this went down and
I want it done yesterday
well barring any time travel technology
i'm not aware of i don't see how that's going
let's get a few things straight
you don't need to like me but you will not
question my orders or my understanding
of space-time. got it?
I cannot agree to that physics bows to no one
sorry dipshit but I'm in charge here
not Isaac Newton John or whoever
invented back to the future
that's my favorite movie
which one?
part 3
god damn it
i like trains
why don't you shut your gaping idiot box
get me witnesses now
I didn't see a thing
I have no idea who did it
it was dark and I
wasn't even near by
the only thing i can tell you
that might be helpful is
well I
did catch a glimpse for a moment a
moment um um and he was white
mid-fifties about five foot ten
very distinctive features
other than that I could not catch any
details
I don't know for sure there's a chance
it was old man Osborne who lives by the
creek
I only say that because it looked
exactly like him and I'm a hundred
percent sure it was him
looks like old man Osborne's getting
some company
aren't I coming?
sure
well then he's getting a crowd
what?
well two's company three's a crowd
shut up i hate you
let's go
