[You have been warned]
[Batman] Okay, "Deadpool 2" is out. We've all seen it, I presume?
[Iron Man] Yup
[Indiana Jones] Definitely
[Deadpool] I've seen it 17 times now
[Of course you would, bud]
Once again, another masterpiece
Meh. That's a little bit of a stretch
Oh, what's wrong, Iron Man? Jealous that my movies will be way better than yours ever will?
Hey!
Anyway, hello everyone. I'm Batman, and this is the review of "Deadpool 2"
[Music - "Deadpool Rap" by Teamheadkick]
Now, I will agree that it was definitely good. But I think the first one was better
Yeah, I guess you're right. But the first one was a classic, it would've been nearly impossible to top
-I didn't really like how...-
-Let me guess: the cursing?
Your fragile little mind couldn't handle all the F-bombs?
What?! No!
Oh
I was gonna say: I didn't like how they killed off Vanessa in the movie
Yeah, I didn't really like that either. It just really killed the mood for the next fifteen minutes of the movie
[Harry Potter] Also, they kept trying to make jokes after it happened
Yeah, it's just like "Stop trying to make me laugh, I'm sad"
Also, this is supposed to be a comedy, then they throw in stuff like that, and it makes you question what kind of movie it really is
It's a superhero movie, duh
[Darth Vader] But I thought you weren't a superhero?
I'm not
Then how is it a superhero movie?
You know what, guys? It doesn't matter
Let's talk about all the good things in the movie
Oh, and by the way, remember during the first review we did? You puked over what you called "learning a lesson bulls*beep*".
Well, the same exact thing happened in this movie
Yes, he even learns the exact same lesson: learning the importance of family
[You're one to talk, Vader]
Well, things change. Anyway, how about that scene with all the X-Force members dying?
Wasn't that hilarious?
Yeah, talk about a bunch of buildup for nothing
I agree. It still was pretty funny, though
I really loved how they had Brad Pitt as the Vanisher
That was an unexpected surprise
Oh yeah, that was hilarious
Speaking of which, I really liked Domino
Her luck superpower allowed for some really funny moments and circumstances
Yeah, I agree
Cable was another great addition as well
Who?
[Wait for it]
You know, Cable? The one played by Josh Brolin
Oh, you mean Thanos?
[You sarcastic little s*beep*]
Oh, shut the f*beep* up, Iron Man
That was "Infinity War", this is "Deadpool 2"
I know, I was just trying to be funny
[Yeah, that's not working too well for you]
Well, you failed
Oh, so you can make a joke about him being Thanos, but I can't?
Yyyyep
[quietly] Hypocrite
Anyway, what did you guys think of Juggernaut?
Wasn't that an awesome addition to the movie?
Oh yeah, that was awesome
Juggernaut's one of my favorites
Also, they made a reference to him being Professor X's brother. Maybe that'll go somewhere
Meh. I doubt it
However, that brings up a question I was wanting to ask: who was the main villain in the movie?
Uhh, Juggernaut, duh
Nah, he was more of a side or supporting villain
He wasn't the main villain the heroes were trying to beat
So, who? Cable?
No, he wasn't doing anything evil, plus he joined the good guys before the final act
So who would you say it was?
I would say Firefist
While he wasn't necessarily evil, he was still the one that the heroes were trying to stop
Also, he was creating most, if not all, of the problems throughout the movie
Yeah, so? He became good at the end
So did President Business in "The Lego Movie"
Yet he's still seen as the main villain in that
Oh, yeah
Well, that makes sense to me
Firefist it is, then
So, what's the consensus, then? Good, right?
Oh yeah, definitely
Yeah, it was hilarious
It was definitely a great movie
You bet it was. Easily the best superhero movie of the year
[Umm, what did he just say?]
What?
Well, it's just that...I think "Infinity War" was better
...Excuse me?
I agree. "Infinity War" was better
Yeah, same
Yeah, sorry man. "Infinity War" was better
I can't believe this! Vader?
Yeah, sorry man. "Infinity War" was better
But- but- but I wasn't even in it!
So? You're not the center of the universe, Deadpool
[Maybe not the universe, but definitely this channel in various ways]
Oh yeah? Well you're a rich prick who could easily lose in a fist fight without using your tech
[Gonna need some ice for that burn]
You have a terrible English accent that is so bad, I'd rather have Jar-Jar back
[Damn son, that was a self-burn]
You're a moody, rich orphan who likes to beat up the mentally insane
[And the burns just keep coming]
You're a certified dumbass
[I'm not sure if that was a character burn or a voice actor burn, possibly both?]
[I also like the arm animation right there]
And you're a glorified trashcan that couldn't save his own wife
[Can't tell if this burn was worse than Mustafar]
Deadpool, just...stop
You know what? F*beep* this, and f*beep* you guys, I'm out
[footsteps]
...See you guys next time though, right?
Oh, yeah, sure
What are we doing next, by the way?
"Fantastic Beasts 2"
Yaaaaaay
[Weak sauce of a cheer there, bud]
Motherf*beep*er
That doesn't come out til November
Yeah, it's probably gonna piss some fans off
[To be fair, doing reviews is tiresome and expensive sometimes]
Well, anyway, I'm out
[footsteps]
So, yeah, I guess that's it. See you guys next time
[Outro music - "Deadpool Rap" by Teamheadkick]
[Captions written by David Bump]
[Gregory Animations does not own any music or
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