Raj, this dinner was amazing.
If you're here much longer,
I'm gonna have to buy bigger clothes.
Nonsense.
You need a little fattening up.
You've been looking too skinny lately.
Aw.
Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?
What are you talking about?
Remember last week, when I asked you
if you were wearing Spanx and you weren't?
How's that different?
Maybe you could try being more thoughtful,
like your friend Raj.
Yeah, well, maybe you could try being more like Raj.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
He packed me a lunch this morning.
And there was a note inside that said, "Go get 'em""
Like I don't do enough around here.
Now I need to pack your lunch?
And by the way, why do you need a note telling you
to "go get 'em"? You're a grown man!
You should know to "go get 'em"!
I do know to "go get 'em""
but sometimes it's nice to have emotional support
when I'm going and getting them!
Hey, hey, do you hear yourselves?
Let's just, you know, all calm down and take a step back.
This is stupid.
Why are we fighting?
I don't know.
I guess I was just feeling
like I'm a lousy husband.
You're not a lousy husband.
You're a great husband.
I was the one feeling like a lousy wife.
Are you kidding? You're the best.
I know what the problem is.
It's him!
Oh, what did I do?
You made us feel like we're not trying hard enough.
Yeah, we were totally fine half-assing our marriage
till you showed up.
Look, I'm sorry you're upset with me,
but I just have to say it's nice to see
the two of you on the same page.
Oh, it does feel good
to have you backing me up for once.
I back you up all the time!
That is not...
He's doing it again!
What is wrong with you?!
