-Here's how this works.
Everything I say
is from an actual tweet
by President Trump.
Once again, these are
real tweets.
Do you want to start
us off, Tariq?
-Yes, sir.
-Yeah.
♪♪♪♪
♪♪ Monday Donald said Cohen
just wasn't believable ♪♪
♪♪ Said checking out
his office was... ♪♪
-♪♪ Inconceivable ♪♪
♪♪ Totally unheard of
and perhaps illegal ♪♪
-♪♪ Especially with
a tape recorder ♪♪
♪♪ Taped under the table ♪♪
♪♪ Then the Cohen tapes leaked ♪♪
♪♪ Man, he didn't want that
Called it a... ♪♪
-♪♪ Rigged witch hunt headed by
the angry Democrats ♪♪
-♪♪ Then he took it back
on up to 2016, blaming... ♪♪
-♪♪ Crooked Hillary and the DNC ♪♪
-♪♪ So the FBI is out
looking for collusion ♪♪
♪♪ While the President
tweets... ♪♪
-♪♪ I had a great
meeting with Putin ♪♪
-♪♪ He put the caps lock on ♪♪
♪♪ Started beef with Iran,
said... ♪♪
-♪♪ Never ever threaten
the United States again ♪♪
-♪♪ Now never mind the grammar,
no time for editing ♪♪
♪♪ He said that
Robert Muller is... ♪♪
-♪♪ Conflicted and discredited ♪♪
-♪♪ He dissed his lawyer,
Europe, and even Amazon ♪♪
♪♪ But don't worry... ♪♪
-♪♪ Your favorite President
did nothing wrong ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, buddy.
