It's a ranch revolution.
Pbht. Dude, you got to help me
set up this urinal, mellow.
My hands are tied.
Oh, shit. Wait.
You're Stephany Nuggs.
What's up, Steph Nuggs?
No bris-respect.
You circumcised?
I just spent my last dollar
on clove babes.
Pfft! Pfft!
[ Farts ]
[ Indistinct singing ]
Buzz me, dude.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Farts ]
You on MTV Sports?
Dude, I went to the aquarium
one time.
I saw an octopus, picked it up,
put it on my "D."
That thing was straight working
it, twerking it, squirting it.
Busted like two bags of milk
in that octopus, dude.
I was, like, enlightened
for a week, bro,
just blessing people
like I'm L.R. Rage
at the Scientology center.
♪♪
Stop.
Yo, bro-tendo, you mind
if I bathe your wife?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
I just got back from
the Mountain Dew Awards, dude,
plugging my noob
sabaw commercial.
Next thing you know,
I'm on the DVD extras
for the new
Tyler Perry movie.
Oh, shit. Hold on, dude.
[ Computer keys clacking ]
I'm hacking a hologram.
[ Beeping ]
You in blackface?
♪♪
[ Farts ]
