(rooster crowing)
(animal roaring)
(Wheel of Mythicality spinning)
- Welcome to Good Mythical More.
- Superpower!
- Oh, this is when we are
given super power duo names
and we have to say what our powers are.
- El Destroyo and Lil' Cookie.
(Rhett laughing)
- Wherever I go, as El Destroyo--
- Oh, you're El Destroyo?
- I destroy.
- And it's me, Lil' Cookie!
(crew laughing)
I'm just a hype man.
- Destroy!
- I wear this shirt
that's, is like a cookie.
Ha.
Destroyer man.
- Lil' Cookie has an odd sense of humor
and an odd understanding of
what cookies are made of.
That's his superpower.
- It's like chocolate chips.
I'm Lil' Cookie.
- I like having you around, Lil' Cookie.
- Thanks, man.
- That's why I don't destroy you.
Alright, let's play a video game.
- Yeah, let's do that.
- YouTubers life--
- Lil' Cookie loves games.
- O-M-G.
Alright, this is a one player game
because duos don't make it on YouTube.
- That's right.
They all fail at some point.
- So kick into go mode
there, you've got some dude
trying to be a chef.
- New game or continue?
- [Crew Member] New game.
- New game.
- It's like when you're trying
to make it on YouTube now,
it's just either--
- Look at that.
Somebody put some work into that.
- Solar system?
- Oh, that looks like a YouTubers house.
For sure.
- Oh, that's it, yeah.
You got some transformers out front.
- Which one of the Paw
brothers lives in that mansion?
- I'm the most popular YouTuber.
I manage my own network.
Dang.
- Okay.
- It's a house full of YouTubers.
- Yeah, I know about this.
- Been a long, hard trip.
- Uh huh, it's tough.
- So I think the way this
game works is you tweet out
hey guys, I have no clue
what to make a video about,
any ideas?
Then you spend 10 minutes making a video
and the next two hours
fashioning a thumbnail.
That's what we're about to do.
- Okay, you know what,
let's just be this guy.
You know what, let's
just change one thing.
Let's give him--
- Oh yes, super cool glasses.
Make him shirtless.
Can you go shirtless?
- Well, I just feel like
maybe he should have on,
it's cold out there today.
- The comments are cold hearted.
Gotta be able to stand up to that.
- You can't go shirtless.
- Let's just go with that.
Who cares?
Accept, accept.
- Accept and next.
- That is a successful
YouTuber right there.
- What kind of personality?
Who's gonna cause the most trouble?
- Can we go for like low
energy conversational
with not a lot of jump cuts?
Oh, that's not an option.
Let's go with
let's go with loaded.
- Yeah, why not?
- I think that's loaded with money.
- Yep.
And what do they talk
about on the channel?
- Hold on, these are the only choices?
Gaming, music, or cooking?
- Let's go with a loaded chef.
- Alright.
Alright.
Ernesto.
- Ernesto.
You don't need to change that.
- Name of channel?
Moaning Shows.
- No.
(crew laughing)
Quizical TV.
- That's AMSR I think.
- Annoying Broadcast.
Bustling Vlogger, no.
Supreme Television.
- Yeah, Supreme Television!
- It's a sponsor.
Supreme Television, where Ernesto cooks.
- This totally makes sense.
And his head's cold.
Okay, I don't know what
that says but accept.
- This is the room where
he started making--
- They can't write YouTuber out, they have
to write the letter U.
- Goals.
- Move your character
with the left button.
Move the camera with the right button.
Glad I'm not doing any of this.
- And then zoom.
So basically like this, right.
Get him to go to places and
then you move your camera
like this and then you
can scroll in, scroll out.
Rotate the camera with the middle button.
- Gotta click that middle button, bruh.
There you go, check, check, check.
You succeeded at becoming
a successful YouTuber.
(crew laughing)
You know how to use a mouse.
- Let's create a new recipe.
And then choose the recipe
type we're going to cook
and then choose the
ingredients from the pantry.
Okay.
- I think you gotta get
out of your bedroom,
which should not be a requirement
to be a successful YouTuber.
There's no pantry over here.
- Bookshelf.
- Can you get the camera down in there?
Oh, there you go.
Create a new recipe, Rhett.
- Oh, there we go.
Get a little bit lower angle.
- Oh yeah, that's what it's all about.
You gotta get the right
angles to be a good YouTuber.
- There we go.
- I remember that.
Remember when we were trying
to figure out the angles?
- Okay, he's on the bookshelf.
- He looks like he's being punished.
Just stand in the corner,
you're a horrible YouTuber.
- Where?
- [Davin] Move to the
other side of the room.
- Davin is having to tell Rhett
how to be a successful YouTuber.
- [Davin] Right by the microwave there.
- Okay.
Man, I suck.
- [Davin] Up on the wall.
- There, there.
- Do it, Rhett, grab those
receipts like you mean it.
I mean, that recipe.
- [Davin] Pan the camera
just a bit forward.
There's gonna be another
shelf on the wall.
- Oh gosh, this is so exciting.
- Actually, being a YouTuber
is easier than this.
- Yeah.
- That thing?
- [Davin] Uh no, the other one.
- Davin, why don't you just come out
and play this stupid game?
- Alright, what do you do now?
- There you go, just act
like you're doing it, Rhett.
(crew laughing)
- [Davin] This shelf over here.
It's not, wait.
- Yeah, see, being a YouTuber is hard.
- Create recipe.
There we go.
- What you in the mood for?
- Meat lovers.
- Yeah, why not?
What you want?
- Black pepper, only black pepper.
Lot of black pepper.
- That's all we can do?
Weight limit, yeah.
Okay, this is a three star recipe.
We're gonna call it--
- This is very true to
my experience so far.
What is happening?
- We're gonna call it Pole land.
(crew laughing)
Nickelback's Third Penis.
- What?
Now that I had a recipe,
I can record a video
to show the world my creative side.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Make a new video with
your recipes, Rhett.
- Here we go.
There's the camera.
- Go up to it.
- I'm trying.
- Press record.
- [Davin] Did it go
back on the shelf again?
- All my recipes were
on the shelf cookbook.
- Oh, there it is.
- Grab it.
I love this game.
You know.
When I think about, you
know, I just, I need to get
into video gaming more, you know.
Become a video gamer.
Like, this is what I think about doing.
- Man, I'm having such a good time.
Alright, do you want to
make Pole Land, Nickelback's
Third Penis or do you want
to make Beef Loin Bruschetta
au grill with onion?
- I'm gonna choose the third penis.
- Okay.
- Not the first time
I've said that, I guess.
- Type of video.
Continue.
Yeah.
Click around until something happens.
Yep, that.
- Whatever happened to just making videos
for your friends and then
accidentally getting popular?
You know, that's what this game should be.
- Choose a video, choose a recipe,
a video type, the utensils.
Man, it's so, just, pick
up a freaking camera
and start filming yourself.
- This is what happened.
Ever since YouTube became
a legitimate career path
for children, this is what it is.
They think they can just do it.
Clickity click around, get your recipes,
and you know, A, B, C, D,
you've got yourself a career.
That's not how it used to be.
We just had to fall backwards
into something by accident.
- How do I move that microwave into that?
Is that what I'm trying to do?
- [Davin] You gotta click on the board.
Click on the cooking tips and then there's
one more question.
- I don't know what we're
gonna call this video,
but maybe Rhett and Link die
inside would be a good title.
This is so depressing.
This is how people become YouTubers now.
- This is gonna be worth it.
- We're so out of touch.
- I feel like camera should
be involved at some point.
Can I just click the friggin' camera?
- [Davin] You're almost there.
- We are so out of touch.
- Well, what do I do now, Davin?
- You can't even make a video.
- How do I get the camera?
Gosh!
- Just you put your hand on the mouse.
We're so successful that
now we just, we fake it.
Put your hand on the mouse, Davin.
- I see the camera, Davin.
I'm clicking on it.
- Yeah, yeah, just act like it.
Put your hand over his hand like that.
- Oh, the computer's involved.
I don't use those anymore.
But when I do, I only use Gateway.
(crew laughing)
- [Davin] I think the game froze.
- Right, some--
- YouTubin' ain't easy man.
- You know what, blame
it on the algorithm.
You know what, who knows what happened.
It's just, YouTube doesn't tell us.
All the sudden things
just change and no one's
watching our videos anymore.
- If anything, we've
really sold this game.
You know, people are.
What kind of workstation do you want?
- Oh yeah, octopus cam.
- I don't care what kind
of workstation it is.
- Ligotech Octopus Cam.
- No filter.
- I'd like a white mic.
Monodirectional.
- Cooking tip, this is the last,
this is all really important.
I think if we put penis in the
title we will be demonetized.
- Yeah, we can't do that.
Rhett and Link die inside.
Make that the name of the video.
- Well no, let's just
put, let's just call penis
ding dong, because--
- Ding ginga dinga.
- Ding dong because
that's what we called it
when I was growing up.
Oh, number one, yeah.
Of course there's gonna
be more, it's a series.
- I called it a pee-toe.
'Cause it looked like a
toe but pee came out of it.
- Nickelback's third ding dong number one.
(Rhett laughing)
- We know how to play the YouTube game.
- Yeah, man.
- A little ding and a little dong
and you get a little ching ching ching.
- People will click on a ding dong.
- What's the word you
say when you get money?
Cha-ching.
- Cha-ching.
Yeah.
- Get a little cha-ching.
- Uh huh, yep, that's right.
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