I love YouTube, but sometimes the
Mainstream media likes to portray YouTube as a horrible place where nothing, but horrible things happen
usually to children and minorities and
they would be right but there is one person who is gonna save us all one person who
exemplifies what it truly means to hold the title of
youtuber and
that person is James Charles James Charles is a
national treasure
And I'm gonna prove it
Using science and by science. I mean I'm gonna wear a lab coat while I show you pictures of James Charles's butt but first
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My eyes James Charles is the perfect example of what it really means to be a youtuber
Because he has three very important qualities that most of us
Style beauty and grace. Let me explain further
The coachella outfits
What can I say about these outfits other than
These are the greatest looks ever worn by a human being in the history of ever the pure
Unfiltered levels of I don't give a F-
Radiating off of James's butt cheeks is gonna give me melanoma. He looks amazing
I mean, he looks ridiculous, but it's amazing. He knows what he looks like. Okay at no point
Did he look at himself in the mirror and say yes, this is this is it this is perfect
Nobody is gonna make fun of this outfit. He knows he looks stupid
He just doesn't care and that's what makes it incredible confidence is beautiful. Ladies
It does not matter. What is happening at Coachella who is on stage? Who's?
jumping off of a porta potty
It doesn't matter when you see James Charles Hualapai
Wearing this you were gonna stop whatever it is you were doing and you're gonna give James Charles your undivided attention
And that's the point. I gotta say the only thing
confusing me about these outfits is that
They don't leave very much to the imagination
But I'm still having a hard time figuring out where he's tucking his gigantic
Massive balls because I know they're in there and they're the size of a Volkswagen
each
The whig mean now Jimbo is no stranger to being mean but my
Favorite one is the one where this guy
mistook this mister for a sister
See what I did there, it's me. Yeah, it's a
Yeah, you know sis sister things. Yeah so far
This is one of my favorite pop culture news stories of the year
A man says James Charles should be imprisoned for fraud
After he called James a wanker and in a later tweet confused him for a woman who he said he would smash now
I understand that might be a little bit difficult to follow
so let me show you what actually happened started when James just put out a
normal tweet and this guy decided to reply to it and say
Absolute wanker simple as that nothing more to it
What a wanker. Now, one of the sisters thought it would be fun to mess with this guy
so this is what they did they tweeted this guy a picture of James Charles wearing a wig and just said
Folks on this bird to which the anti hero of this story
replied
Sheikah Avot fella nothing wrong with pink hair would smash after a few points and oh boy
The Internet did not let him live that one down
They ridiculed him to the point
He had to release a notepad statement and you know
There is nothing more serious on the internet than a statement typed out on your notepad
Only 18th of January. I was victim of a large-scale
deception and fraud a man
Masquerading as a woman managed to fool me into stating I would shag him
I would never shag a bloke never
James Charles should be imprisoned for fraud
I am the victim of a hoax designed to bring my
sexuality into
Question. This incident has left me scared to walk to women in case they are too agenda
Sickening. I am the victim here. Now this whole thing is obviously fake. This guy is just trolling but I
Could see this happening for real fam?
You gotta watch your back out there. Okay, because you never know you're talking to a beautiful girl at the bar
Boom James Charles. You're petting a cute little puppy at the dog park. Boom James Charles
You're at the grocery store looking for your favorite flavor of non-dairy ice cream and you're digging through the freezer
But oh, no, they're all out. But wait, what's this you reach around in the back?
You find one last pint so you bring it home and you open it up and bow James Charles?
He is a master of disguise and he is beautiful
The UK incident now look
Being a scumbag youtuber is hard, especially when you have to travel abroad and be a scumbag in someone else's country
right Logan
I know we're not all scumbags and sometimes it isn't even our fault that we're scumbags in
Jimmy's case the police messed up, but they still got mad at him because that makes perfect sense
What we're looking at here is footage of eight
Thousand screaming James Charles fans waiting to meet him at the opening of a makeup store in
Birmingham and what you're probably noticing is that this kind of looks like a dangerous situation
There's very few police officers here. When there there should be a lot more
Now, why are there not a lot of police officers here?
Well, I think it has a lot to do with their attitude on James Charles
Virtually unknown u.s
Vlogger and his eight thousand screaming fans bring Birmingham city centre to a shocked standstill
virtually unknown
virtually
Unknown why you got a do my boy like that?
So the police were just unprepared because they they don't take him seriously
And it wasn't just the police that didn't take him. Seriously it seemed to be
everyone over the age of
20 why don't I know about James Charles?
Given though I read every newspaper every day. I feel very sorry for West Midlands Police how the hell could they have been known?
Attract 8,000
No, what do you do when you hear an old guy on the radio talking shit about you when you're James Charles you call the
Radio station and you talk to the guy. Well, there's a turn-up for the books. Um,
Here's James Charles Mike. Hello?
Very nice to hear from you
This is a bit special you
let me guess you're in a car or something and we were on the radio and you were sitting in the back and going who's
This clown talking about me on the radio
On the way to the airport right now and I overheard my name a super driver to turn it up
And here we are how exciting right first question
Is it normal for 8,000 people to turn up whenever you are attending a shot?
Surprisingly, yes, it's been amazing and my fan base which I call the sisters are so loyal. We just said of eating green
and what proceeded to happen was probably the most wholesome thing ever James Charles killed this guy with kindness and they became
friends in conclusion
We all need to act a little bit more like James Charles
Wait, is that right? He is the perfect
Youtuber he is a boy teaching girls how to do makeup and even when his butt cheeks are flapping in the wind
He still manages to be a good role model for everyone
seriously
boy-girl gay straight whatever
He makes us all proud
so once again
Thank you, James Charles for being our guiding light and and in guiding YouTube into a new era of
wholesomeness
Okay. Now I'm gonna go watch some videos on how to forge swords because that's manly and I manly things on the internet
So, thank you and good night
You weren't supposed to see that
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