(Juliette laughs)
[Juliette] He's peeing. Don't tell him, shhh.
Can he hear me?
(laughs louder)
[Jesse] Are you kidding me? Come on.
Nothing came out there, that was probably the most embarrassing shot you could've got.
Did you actually record that?
[Juliette] No.
[Jesse] Oh, you bitch.
Juliette has a serious problem with leaving her shoes outside of the tent on the welcome mat.
Isn't that right, young lady?
[Juliette] Sorry.
[Jesse] Yeah.
[Jesse] Trying to keep this place tidy.
[Juliette] This is a super close-up, I don't like it.
[Jesse] Bless this mess. Too bad!
Um, it's technically not morning, although we just woke up not too long ago.
[Jesse] We, uh...
[Juliette] 2pm.
[Jesse] We searched for some eggs, cause, y'know, it's the Eagle's Nest! There should be some bird eggs around here!
We couldn't find anything, so we...
[Juliette] We had pretzels.
[Jesse] So yeah, we got some snacks from last night, got my nuts, um...
Here we got some pretzels, got some bars, some waters. We good.
We set. We got those last night, what else did we do last night?
[Juliette] We talked about our feelings for each other.
[Jesse] That... we don't talk about it. You would... you would bring that up.
[Juliette] We played Never Have I Ever, which was fun.
[Jesse] We did! I learned a lot about her. Not necessarily great things, but they were things!
Some sexual.
[Jesse] Oh, we looked at the stars for a while.
[Juliette] Looked at stars...
[Jesse] Even though, like...
[Juliette] We could barely see.
[Jesse] Yeah, there was a lot of tree coverage.
[Jesse] Uh, we wanted to film a video for her, but as it got later it was too dark!
[Juliette] There's no light.
[Jesse] There's no light!
[Jesse] The moon was kind of lit.
[Juliette] I was like, "Jesse, we can't fucking film anything in the dark!"
[Jesse] Yeah, we were trying to use our phone lights...
[Juliette] Oh, we told ghost stories!
[Juliette] You told me the story about this random mailman that, like, creeped up on this old lady next to his house and I fully fucking believed him.
[Jesse] Yup, Ursula. Based on a true story.
We were thinking of what we're going to do today and we figured, y'know...
If we're just going to be chilling, y'know, we might as well pimp this out a little better.
[Juliette] Get some supplies.
[Jesse] So... not so much supplies, but like, light.
[Jesse] See, we can get some lanterns or something, so we're going to take a walk.
[Jesse] Come on!
[Juliette] I don't have my shoes on.
[Jesse] Put them on.
[Juliette] (struggling to put shoes on)
[Jesse] Oh crap, forgot to close my nuts up.
Oh, you nuts!
[Juliette] Eagle's Landing!
[Jesse] Yes, see?
[Jesse] Eagle's Landing! (eagle cry) Wait, that's the symbol. That's the symbol, do the symbol.
[Juliette] (eagle cry)
[Jesse] That is the official symbol. So if you ever see a Juggie on the street, just do that in the middle of the street. (eagle cry)
Right in the middle of the traffic.
[Juliette] People will automatically think you're the best.
[Jesse] This is probably the most beautiful day out we've had.
[Juliette] It's so nice!
[Jesse] Um, so yeah. We're going to walk to my neighbour's house.
Here we are. This is the lonely dirt road on the way to the neighbours.
It's not this neighbour's house, but another one.
I walk this empty street... isn't that like a song?
[Juliette] (singing) On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps...
[Jesse] Yeah.
{Btw, this song is by Green Day, and it's called "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".}
[Juliette] That's what we're on right now.
[Jesse] Yeah, we should pick up "Never Have I Ever" from last night. No repeats. No repeats though!
That's probably the hardest thing, coming up with something original.
[Juliette] Never have I ever been camping before today.
[Jesse] Wait, really?
[Juliette] Yeah. I hate it. (laughs)
[Jesse] Wow, that means that much more that you sacrificed that.
[Juliette] I don't like bugs and the wilderness.
[Jesse] You don't like bugs? I don't like it either, but we'll suffer together.
[Jesse] Um, well I do enjoy camping, so it's crap.
Never have I ever had... boobs.
Oh wait, well... I technically did when I was 50 pounds heavier.
And I have a dog named Boobs, so that's a double lose for me.
Your turn.
[Juliette] Never have I ever eaten a Big Mac.
[Jesse] Are you serious, either? So, neither camping nor Big Mac.
[Juliette] Nope.
[Jesse] I, Big Mac was my go-to.
[Juliette] Are they good?
[Jesse] They're delicious. It's all about the special sauce.
[Jesse] Try to get in the frame.
[Juliette] (??) Big Macs or no?
[Jesse] It should have been MacJuggerNuggets, honestly.
That's two McDonald's items in one.
I mean, the McJuggerNuggets, you can't use the McDonald's thing. Alright, never have I ever had a sister.
[Juliette] I have.
[Jesse] Yeah, unless Jeffrey has something he wants to tell me.
[Juliette] Ahhh!
[Jesse] Forgot I have two hands.
[Juliette] This wind is not good for my hair.
[Jesse] It's not good for the camera audio, either.
[Juliette] I was gonna think of one, right on the spot.
[Jesse] Yeah, go! Go!
[Jesse] Pressure! Oh, shit! Never have I ever what?
[Juliette] Never have I ever...
[Jesse] Go! Whatever comes to mind! First thing that comes to mind.
[Jesse] Inappropriate, inappropriate! Go go go!
[Juliette] No!
[Jesse] It's just bustlin' (?) back here in the dirt road.
This is Mr. H's house.
You've met him before, right?
[Juliette] At your graduation.
[Jesse] Yeah. What's he doing?
I swear he's not a criminal, guys. It looks so suspicious!
list plane uh mr. H hey um yeah I'm
filming this for YouTube just so you're
aware ok how you been Jesse uh yeah not
too bad you remember Julia right we're
good to see you again Julia um how's
things going yeah well that's that's
kind of why we're here um I'm kind of
kicked out of the house but don't worry
I'm not I don't want to like impose and
stay with you guys or anything I'm like
I'm living in a tent and I don't know if
we were wondering if you had like
lighting equipment and stuff that
doesn't sound too good yes yeah it's a
long story but like he just he's been
destroying some of my things and then he
just kicked me out and like you got
Easter in a few days it's kind of messed
up but we're talking about your dad now
right yeah yeah you know how he is yeah
well
I'd be glad to help you out in any way
that I can yeah I mean we just need like
what are you looking for oh man yeah we
were camping last night and it was just
dark yeah so we need like lights wires I
don't know something that we're gonna
light it up I'm sure I got some
extension cords and light side yeah all
right go go back and take a look at shit
nice what were you doing here put the
plates it's a little weird I was just
he's just killed me it was a company car
and it go transfer it into my name's all
right making sure you know our neighbors
not a criminal yeah I've been hearing
things going on over there is wondering
what's been going down but kind of
haven't been really getting involved in
it you know what do you what do you mean
you heard stuff well you know we're
close enough where I hear screaming huh
smoke one day one time yeah you want you
want to use that bike Joe aunt right
that back excuse the mess yeah well a
long winter yeah it's it's shed so so
just you anything anything lighting was
lighting wise yeah apply even
flashlights other than other than maybe
a couple flashlights yeah I don't know
if I could give you betcha cords I got
tarps you know uh I'm sitting right here
Jess I don't so I I got it I got a
generator here that you made
I mean this is pretty hefty I'll even
know how one of these things works yeah
well they're not they're not hard um
it's nice I mean it still works right oh
absolutely yeah I just I just had an on
a couple months ago so my only concern
is that you would obviously take good
care of it oh wait you have to use this
thing o.o what you use it you know I I
know who you uh like what you just like
plug shitter yeah yeah you start it up
plug it in oh this yeah oh my god so I
could put a technically have like a TV
hooked up to this thing whatever
electricity needs you need some fuel all
right that probably got a good half tank
in there for now that you're more than
welcome ah all right let's uh yeah let's
get this down it looks heavy well he's
put this camera yeah you want to hold us
up to the camera now what do you need
this back by guess it depends on your
situation right you can have it for as
long as I'm out I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna use it for a while obviously
summers coming so we're a pretty good
shape but you can't hear you keep me
yeah I don't want any money your dad's
army pissed he ain't gonna know haha I
did not find that thing you know I've
heard what's been going on over there
and I know your dad's been a little
radical necessarily agree with what he's
doing but as long as you keep good care
of it and don't we have your dad mess it
up then you're more than welcome to use
it oh I mean I wish I could promise you
this cock gonna that's it yeah help you
my bathroom there's a pool yeah that's
just wheel Wow okay oh how about how
about a cool have a concert order to go
with uh yeah plug in my amps my guitar
woods oh my god so
all you gotta do is plug that in and
then talk whatever else you got running
lights TV Xbox video equipment oh boy
here we go what we doing on Miami camera
duty and I'll will start with that I
also want to say oh my pleasure judge
somewhere I can help out yeah I don't
want to get involved between you and
your dad I'll make sure likes when I had
if he finds out anything that I have
this I won't say your name at all it's
gonna be a long road definitely a little
muddy but oh my dad do still oh no
that's just stop normally you just broke
the hole generator carry the generator
actual things that work out to you and
your dad um the deals not fun please
read absolutely all right because i have
a shit you know where it is right
put that smile oh for your 50 no problem
they're having pounds oh I'm getting
tired just watching you so my shift ends
in five seconds and the earth begins
yeah okay what is this kid doing the
road less traveled I'll get my workout
in today though it's true this is this
is passive sanity maybe if you had left
like this would be easy to break so it's
worth it though get in the juice Oh
actually
well I guess the third of the way down
the road yeah you got it Eve there we go
oh shit you got it keep trucking this is
great this is a good relationship Julia
obviously wears the pants here Oh muck
and that was it new record five feet
Congrats she is now super muscular from
that I will wholly shit yeah yeah let's
come on that was sitting that energy
high five look at this we literally took
this down the whole trail the whole dirt
road as you can see as we were dragging
we'd have to have routine stops to
remove the leaves we came like a
generator snow a lead plow ridiculous
this one's digging her you did good
sweating this is this is the great
outdoors how you feeling you it's nice
and that wish you could be out here
every day your life read some of our sex
make a meal out of our granola bars and
pretzels and stuff and we'll check back
once we know what the hell we're doing
with this generator all i know is
Eagle's landing has now got electricity
we are moving up in the world we are now
in the industrial revolution of sorts
hey why is my eagle this way what
happened where's 19 it that's not a good
omen perhaps perhaps the great juggy
Lords do not like this idea of
electricity it'll lead to a
technological revolution in which the
Internet rules the world or rules the
Eagles Landing and it brings about the
end of days maybe we're just better off
to do without electricity what do you
think nah
that's no that's the greatest question
we've been staring at it for a while now
and we're just how the how does one
generates so all right okay on yeah on
that's it done it's a quiet all right
here hold this I feel like you have a
better idea I think yeah you have to
pull this Jones I just don't know about
this choke thing damn ah that this pushy
yeah try get them like trying oh my look
at that look at these calluses at least
Cal I Caillou in that show table it is
cold you see you can you can all right
all right it's getting cold we're gonna
what do we oh I know we can do all right
guys we're gonna we're gonna put the
generator on hold well what matters we
got it here we're gonna focus on that
tomorrow we're gonna go inside the tank
looks freezing right now and we're gonna
shoot a video for Juliet's channel make
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corny but you should check it out and
then we're gonna go to sleep early
because dude I'm exhausted from pulling
this generator through it miles it's my
exercise for the day yeah this is the
honestly was the hardest thing I've ever
done in my life
alright guys thanks for watching keep it
rigid I'll check back again tomorrow
