I'm having a bad week
Why what happened?
Don't f*ck with me.
What happened?
I went to the dentist.
He cleaned the wrong teeth.
What?!
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another
episode of Sex Talk
I'm your host Frankie Nuniez but all my buddies
call me
The Rubik's Cube, because I'm impossible to
figure out.
With me as always is my trusty co-host Frankie
Nuniez
What's up my name is Frankie Nuniez my friends
call me Little Dentist, because I go to a
little dentist.
Later up on the show we're going to bring
out Kimbo Slice.
We're going to dig his ass up and figure out
why he knocked so many people out without
getting paid for it.
Alright, let's bring out our stand-up comedian
of the evening.
His name is Mitchel Friedberg
Make some noise for him.
Hey... hey...
How's everyone doing out there?
Great.
What do you call a clown at an adult's birthday
party?
We call him my best friend Reggie who doesn't
know his wife is cheating on him.
Heh.
Yeah, that's my time, goodnight!
Hell of a job Mitchel, why don't you come
on over to the couch.
You that stand up dude?
You do stand up?
Yeah
Is it hard?
Uh oh, smells like sh*t so you know what time
it is.
It's that time of the show called.
I Don't Use Toilet Paper.
I don't use toilet paper instead I put some
glasses and a fake mustache back there and
I go to the dentist.
I don't be using toilet paper either.
Instead when I get done taking sh*ts I like
to time travel naked back to the 60's and
got to sit ins.
So that cops come through, and spray me down.
Are you signed?
Uh huh.
I'm not signed.
Oh my God, dude.
If you're looking for someone.
No one cares, dude.
You think I'm dying to rep somebody right
now?
You think that my plates not full?
Guess what.
If you beat me in a battle, you can have my
contract.
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
You go first.
Little ass bitch.
Tiny little head.
Hair looks like a little witch hat.
Okay...
I'm listening.
Your Mom got a fat neck.
Cause she can't get her food all the way into
her stomach, it builds up in her neck.
Fat Neck!
That b*tch suck my dick when her teeth come
out.
But I ain't f*cking wit dat.
Your sister wanna suck my dick with that fat
a$$.
But I ain't tryna f*ck wit dat.
Your girl been sucking on my dick
with her hand.
But I ain't tryna f*ck wit dat.
My dude got eyes like a b*tch he can only
see one foot and then his vision ends.
My dude got that b*tch skin.
He get sunburn from a flashlight.
okay
okay
Dude, you wanna go?
Well then winna winny when fo
When you're ready to flow
Cause I got 18 friends
And the 19th's Ken
I got every friend in jail
They coming at you, Major
They got guns
They got gats
They got stuff
Screwdrivers
And dogs
And everybody knows
There's gonna be the minimum frog
I can't stop the rap
Every single time
The sidewalk isn't cemented
into a waterfall
And guess what you're going down
You're going down down down
to hell
We got 14 guns
and 15 friends.
You soft, dude.
No, I won that one!
