*Wapish* Top of the morning to you  laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy.
That's a mouthful.
If you remember, I played The Visitor games before,
they were little Flash Games kinda like Riddle School
Where you had to get in and.. press different things in the enviornment
and find out the sequence of everything to
kill all the people in the game and then you progress
to the end and you became, different mutations
of this creature here who is an alien
from outer space!
It's- not, not like an alien from another country,
like an illegal alien- God what the hell is in my eye?
Anyway, this one looks really cool because you get to actually
walk around as the creature this time,
iit's not just sit and click..stuff
so let's play!
(feminine voice 1) Looks like a great night to watch the meteor showers.
(weird masculine voice) We should trek up to the mountain to get a better view, are you coming Stacey
(weird scrapy feminine voice) No thanks Brian. I'd rather stay here safe in the tent
haha
(same masculine voice) The animals are more scared of you then you are of them
(feminine voice 1) Just the same Steve, we should stick to the trails. Who knows what's lurking out there in the darkness?
Tis I, tis Jackaboy tis the meteorite alien dude
so, each level is like a little obstacle course kinda thing, that I have to get around and eat everybody and it's gonna be fun
so move and SPACE is to eat
eat the squirrel, eat the squirrel, look at my little alien dude, doesn't his-
*very dramatic music interuption* Music is kinda over the top don't ya think
I like how I have this orchestra behind me
*bad impression of music behind him*  My, my mouth looks like a butthole
doesn't it, I think so, ok what do these say
move W A S D, SPACE to eat
eat land dwelling creatures, squirrel, to gain the ability to climb trees, so
that's the idea of the game,
you eat the animal and then you become bigger or get their traits to be able to continue, ahh
come here, come here, ok, sneak up behind him
HAH, ha ha ha haa
now I got my little arms haha
it's so adorable, hahaha
ok, what does this one say, "sneak up behind animals to evade them attacking ok, here we go
welcome to camp happy, it's not gonna be happy for long
eat water dwelling animals, turtles, to gain the ability to swim
I, fff, he's to big, oooww
"you can only eat creatures your size or smaller" ooh kay
so, EEH,
now I'm big, now I'm big, what up turtle bro?
now I'm a fish
I'm a fish and I'm killing
I'm also just a fish
eat flying creatures to gain the ability, to fly
hah, come here you little bitch
just keep trying, just keep, just keep, k keep, fuck
I fell and died, goddamnit, come here you little bird bitch
how do I eat him
do I have to sneak up behind him, HAH, I do, now I can fly, flappy flappy, sss, swallow swallow
now I have a giant butthole mouth
just the way I've always wanted
what's up next "some animals are very territorial and must be devoured to pass, HAH
oh my god
I fucked them up
yes, destroy the camp
destroy the camp, eat, earn extra points by destruction, yes
Hello, STACEY!!
Human devoured! She turned into entrails and socks and bones
God that was disgusting, haha
(masculine voice) "Hi there, do you know the way to the mountain trial?"
(deep masculine voice, text in speech bubble)
we'll be careful shut your mouth, we're hikers
I have to eat him next, haha
oh it's just like a horror movie, it's so cool
erm, right
so I have to eat the mice?
heh, come here
heh, k, I have to sneak up behind them
heh, gotcha, and, ooww
fucking coming off land, coming out of the water like that, oh sneak up on the squirrel, eh, yes, where do I go?
ouch, stop it ya turtle bitch
oh
*bad instrument impression* ah this is fun, can I eat the flowers, eh, I fucking can
can I eat you, are you big enough, YES
eat the bastards, eat the bird, eat the bird, now flappy flappy, down goes Jacky
where do I go, there's more dudes back there that I didn't eat
ah that is not English on those signs, you were speaking English to each-other but that are not the Engly, heh
'K, now I can swim, so, each level seems to be like a puzzle
you can eat creatures your size or smaller, can I eat you?
oooww
ooh can't eat him, fuck ouch ouch
that hurt all of my bones, maybe I have to go back here and get bigger
ohm, yea, ohm, YES
but now I can't get across
or can I, can I still swim through
haha I can, never mind me, I am a crazy
(masculine Jack groans) gottem
but now I can't go across cuz I'm to fat, oh go back and eat a mouse
oh wait I can't do that, eh, yes now I can swim, hahA
so each level is like a puzzle
you go through it and you have to figure out the sequence of things you have to do
so go back, eat the mouse
eat the mice, now I'm tiny again, and now I'll be able to go across the board, cuz I'm not a heavy bastard
yes, oh I'm coming for you kiddies
I'm coming to devour everything that you know and love
follow the blood trails, that's always a good sign, here we go
hi friend, look at him just sitting down by the fire thinking
(deep masculine voice) my wife left me, all I have now is this campfire
DIE BITCH!! Hahaha, devoured your head, human devoured
yay, I don't know how long this game is, but I'm having a blast
(feminine voice1, speech bubble)
(gruff masculine voice, speechbubble)
ok, awhoosh
earn extra points by destroying the flowers, they gave me 5
and you give me 5 ok, eat the mice, eat the fucking mice
sneak up behind the mice
I feel like Jaws
I can't eat you yet
go away, go away, go away, leave me alone leave me alone, FISH
'K, so now I can swim
naah go away, go away piggy, noone likes you
cross this way
Ooh interesting, intertdasting
ok let's do this, let's do this, sneak up behind the bird and KAWKAW motherfucker
yess, now what do I eat, oh I'm across here now,  I don't need to eat anything else, I'm already over here
can't go through there cuz I'm not a squirrel, it's funny how I can fly above the trees
yess, but I can't actually, do anything else to them, can I eat the, dude over here yet?
this fellow, heh, nope, oww
what the fuck do I eat then, wait, can I eat the haren?
ah maybe I can eat the heron, let's try that
I just saw a heron yesterday, flying down the river
heh, oww
what a fuck
so what do I eat?
heh, I can't eat that bastard
ooh I can fly over here what am I thinking, what am I  thinking?
now, maybe I can eat him
maybe not, maybe I actually gotta eat one of these dudes now, I eat the big one
heh, and then eat the bigger one, heerh
and then eat, this, daaaah,
I died, heh, daawww man
ok I can swim across now
can I eat you,  heh, I can't eat him
ok, I have to be a big fly birdy, a big flyer, hah, yess
how does that help me, where do I go?
goddamnit, can I destroy the big trees, no
I can fly everywhere now but
I, I need a squirrel
to be able to go through the trees
there's no squirrels around
what do I do, there is a reason I'm able to eat you again, there's a reason I'm able to eat you guys again
maybe I, eat you, become like that, and then eat you guys and become small again, heh
fucking, NO, heh, goddamnit
I drew a P on the ground by accident
now can I go in, I can
Hello Clifton, if that even is your real FACE!
Eat em. OHHH!! Oh god eat his heart gain his courage, human devoured
I'm gonna eat all the humans, they're good for you, they're high in fiber
hehehe, good in vitamin human
what are you doing here
(feminin voice, speech bubble)
(high pitched feminine voice, speech bubble)
(normal Jack voice) "there's something roaming around scaring all the animals
(masculine voice, speech bubble)
sounds very good, sounds
hahaha, haha, I get to eat otters, yaay, ok, this is a weird one cuz it's all underwater
fucking hell, 's a long ass level
ok what are you telling me?
"some animals will respawn if needed, but will not give you any more points" ok got it
no, no, heh, eat the mouse, eat the MOUSE , then eat the pig, yess
now I can't get across that, what?
mother fucker, I need to be small again, come here you little rat bitch
heh, how can I sneak up on him if he has his back to the fucking wall
I'll fucking, eh, gottem, gottem, fuck that guy
goddamnit frame rate is going to shit, ah fucking ow, ow, go away you big heron bastard
stop stop stop stop go away
heh, gottem gottem gottem gottem gottem gottem, aah run away
I'm like run away, my little cute hands
ok so now I  can eat you
and get across the trees, nice can I eat you now, fuck
eh, eat the turtle
can I eat these bastards, eh, goddamnit man
everything is to strong for me, I fucking died
don't restart me, son of a bitch
ah, fffucking squirrel, bitch, come here
bah, behhburh, fucking, everyting wants to kill me, AAAAHH
eh, gottem gottem gottem gottem gottem, run run run run run run
run you little cutie, heh, gottem
yess, heehh, we're in the water again
do I avoid this dude
come after me, come after me bro, come after me bro, yeah is what I thought, 's what I tought bitch
no, at least when you fall down a hole you don't have to restart, am I to big?
goddamnit, eh
now I'm big enough to devour his ass, heh, heh, come here, son of a bitch
trying to out do me, breh
AARRHH
I am so powerfull
sssssttooooop
stoooop iiittt, try to eat me, I don't wanna die
dooh aah AAHH
so, now I can eat the mice again, and get small again
ffffuck
heh, sneak up on these micers, eh
aw I'm all tiny again, got my little arms, hehehehehee
tip toe, by the window, by the window
I got this, oh I see you Suzy, bathing away, but you don't know, you don't know you're about to get FUCKED
and not in the good way, in the I'm gonna kill you type way, oww
oww, you're strong, I don't like it, goddamnit I'm losing health
I'm losing a lot of health, and I'm gonna have to do it all again if I die
that looked like a gap in there
*another bad music impression*
oh I can sneak my way in already
yea, oh, devoured bitch, I didn't even eat half of this shit
what was that all about, human devoured
(soft, peaceful male voice, textbubble)
(deep masculine voice, txtbbl)
(soft, peaceful male voice, txtbbl)
(female voice, txtbbl)
(deep masculine voice, txtbbl)
I like how his name is Steve, how I just name everything Steve already anyway, I'm scared Steve,
I got this, me and my little bro, we're gonna do some damage, racoons!
ooohkay
heh, destroy, destwoy
get away from giant piggy, NOO, get away from me, I dont like you, I don't like the giant piggy
can I eat the racoon yet, no I'm not big enough to eat a racoon, heh, fuck
ooww
*another music imitation, a bad one*
maybe now I'm big enough to eat a racoon, come on Rocky, whatcha got bro
whatchu got, this is a big log, that means I can get over this one
eh KYA
nhh yumyumyumyumyum
now, can you climb trees, yes cuz you got the little hands
racoons have really cool hands, they have like human hands, they're kinda freaky
but they're kinda cutie at the same time, freaky cuty
eh, can't eat you yet, ok, do not mess with señor pig
señor pig will fuck you up, why do I have to eat the mice?
aww, did I fuck it up
huh, ok, I'm big enough again
but not super big, I'm not as I need to be to eat this dude
I can't get across there, njan njan njan njan njan, njan njan njan
I'm confused about this one.
oh wait, oh wait, ooohh wait
ooohh haha, there's another branch in there, gotta go back and get my mice bros
music's so spooky, this's a cool game, I like this, I like how it's more involved then the other
ehm, flash games, of the same type, like, of the same series
come here you little mouse, come here you little mouse, ahh, go away
ok, go down this one, then go down in the twees down here
*music imitations, again*
heh, and a HEH, turtle duudee
k, I'm almost full health again, I am so baddass right now, I'm ready to kill everybody
ah maybe not you, maybe not you, can I, NO
maybe if I get bigger, and badder, and better then ever
sonsa bitches, I'm gonna die if I'm not careful, and dying sucks
*another music imitation, he loves singing*
I don't know what order I'm supposed to be eating things in, maybe if I eat the racoon again
but aren't I just gonna loose my fish powers, yea
man now I have to go back and eat the mice, fuck
Ohhh, I could just go straight over to the tent now, what am I doing?
YEAH!! Knocked your head off bro, you dead
nice, there's only two left
(feminine voice)
(masculine voice) We're protected by the mountains
(still masculine voice) We're protected by my massive man pecs
(masculine voice, finish speech bubble)
That's a terrible idea, that's why you are gonna die Steve, actually
she's left behind, I don't even know her name, her name is Dead McGonnaKillYou
's a good name, is a strong name, its a strong family name
ehm, what do I eat first, everything
squirreler, squirrel
eh!
heh, got em
what's next, what's next for señor alien bro
you're such a little larva shit as well, just going around eating everybody, such a little douchbag
you know what, that's what I gotta do to live, I assimilate
I assimilate because I can, and because I am, and because I, ooowww
ssstop attacking me
a fuck, I fell down a hole, I need to go past you, I could just, drag you away, and then go up there myself
fack, ok maybe I have to go back this way
*more singing*
huah, ah yess, no, no, you will die
can't eat you from here no, I gotta get the swimmy swam
there's a turtle bro back here, but if I get the swimmy swam I can't do the shimmy sham
I can't go through the trees
heh, fuck, heh, gotcha, gootcha
I don't need no one else, actually I do, cuz I need to get through the fucking thing
*motorcycle sound*
don't eat them, don't eat them, they're bad for you, they'll make you small
heh
what, I can do this, oh, I can actually eat the bird and go over this, ahHAH
J'accuse, I'm gonna eat you turtle dude, huah
You thought I wasn't gonna do it, but I did it, and now you're dead, can I go under this?
naw man, come on
gotta go all the way back, ooh
FUCK
huah, and now I can fly over
*singing* fly on the wings of love
now I can go over this, devour your ass, devour your ass
and then I'm in funky town, no, actually, I gotta go back
I gotta go back, eat a mouse, and then go across that bridge, I got it, I did it I got it, heh
oh I see you, I see you lady, I'm coming for yo ass
are you ready, are you puckered up, are you ready to get devoured and died
hmm, nice sandwiches, can you not hear the sound of DEATH!!
I bit her legs off and then she stabbed herself with a stick, that was so cool
Steve is the only man left
oh and Stacey in the thing, hello
(masculine voice)`
(masculine voice)
OK Steve, what chu got for me, oh god, there's a bunch of crows back there, why
and a bunch of racoons, what the fuck is going on
oh this is going to be a looong level
why do I keep changing back my size, it's like playing Tasty Planet again
heh, no, no, no, no, no, NO, leave me alone
sons a dickbags
everything wants to kill me, I know for a fact that you guys would not try to kill me, cuz I'm too small to care about, go away
oooooohh, oohkay, oohkay, into the water we go
water we doing, hahaha, get it, it's a water joke, SQUIRREL
can you come back over here, nah goddamnit
why are you going in the hard to eat directions, stoooop, heh
fucking squirrel bastard, this is why I never trust squirrels, never trust a squirrel, hah
hahahaha, now I can go through the trees, mother fooockers
*more music immitations*
oh, ohoh, ohoh, ohoh, ohoh, ohoh, ow ow ow, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna FUUCK
am I dead, oh sons a dicklords
'K, one at a time people, one at a time, one at a, come on down,  come on down, come on to funky town
can I really not get past you fuckers?
come on!
whoooohh that's twisting my nipples, maybe I have to go up here and eat this dude
and then I'll be big enough to be able to eat them, ahah
oh you're not ready, you're not ready for the little visitor alien dude, he's about to destroy you
heh!
can I eat you, no, can't eat you yet, k, I gotta go back and eat somebody else, can I eat the otter dude now
eh, noo
ok, I can swim again now, cool, still not big enough to eat those bastards
is there somebody else I can eat, ow
OOHH,hmmmmm, get past this dude, ok, eat the mouse, eat the mouse
mr mouse, come on, no, don't go down there, mother fucker
just stay there, stay right there and, uh, yes, eat that mouse bitch
get across this, oh so small, where do I go next
huh, ok now I can fly
how does that help me, where can I fly to, ahah
aalll the way up and around down here, now I'm big enough, can I eat these crow bastards, eat them all in a row
Oh sweet lord
Oh sweet lord attacking the ravens
Okay, EAT THEM!
YESS!
Done, done baby, human devoured
That's how we do
Yaaaay... *laughs*
Okay
I'm lost and can't find my friends. I think something terrible has happened.
Them meteors...
Somethin' ain't right. I saw one touch down. Swore somethin' crawled out.
What?
we have to go then, it's not safe here!
These are my woods. Nothing's gonna run me out of them.
We need to find help. I'm out of here!
Yeah
Nothing's gonna stop you from leaving, except when you're DEAD!
Imma kill you bro
Don't be as hard as the last level, that was tedious as all hell
Hahah!
Fuck that bench!
You'd think everyone would be scared by stuff that's going on, like the benches breaking naturally
You guys not scaared?
You not scaaaared?
Okay, racoon's down here...
Where the hell is progress, where the hell is- ooh, squirreler
*sneaky laugh*
Look at you, sitting there, eating your nuts
NOT ANYMORE BITCH!
I might be getting a little too into this game.
But I like it!
So now I can get across the tree...
Eat
Eat the fish
Now I have a whole 'nother range of motion baby!
Oh, you-
You, I can eat you-
I can eat you-
I can eat you, come here!
No!
UGH!
Yes, now I should be big enough
Eaaah, no
Stooop
Stoooooop
Okay, so that's why that was there-
Eat everything!
Devour all!
*trying noises*
*mischievous laugh*
Now who's big???
Now who's man about town HUH?
JACKABOY!
I got through the trees now and eat these bastards
Ow
Yes
Yes!
YES!
NOW FLY ACROSS
AND EAT THE HUMAN'S BRAINS!
AAAH!
*laughs*
"Nothing's gonna make me leave those woods..."
BANG!
OK, we should be going up to the thing, I think there's only 10 levels in the game
Help me. There's something out here. I think my friends are dead!
*accented voice* Listen buddy-
I only get two weekends off a year.
Save your hysterical ravings for someone who cares.
Now get lost so I can enjoy my vacation.
Jeez, dude, I was just...
trying to fucking help...
God almighty there's so many levels!
Hubble bubble, toilet trouble, someone's taking a bubble bath.
And I'm about to ruin his day!
I like that when you get to the human, you can eat them at any size
You don't have to be a certain size-okay, that's not the way forward
dum, dum, dum, durururm
Go away, go away, go away, go away
Leave me alone you stupid otter!
No one even likes you!
Everyone says man, that otter dude SUCKS
And I'm like I know, right?
Can I eat the big pig?
Aw, crap
Hyah!
I CAN!
Now I can eat everything!
Right? I should be able to eat these dudes-
I don't wanna die-I don't wanna die and do all this again...
Hyah! YES!
*laughs*
The human better be down here
Is the human down here?
Yes he is
Ruin his camp
Sandwiches? Not today!
Huah!
Oooh!
You were already disembodied.
F-Forget about it, okay
Man this game is long!
Way longer than I expected it to be-yeeees
This cave is my only chance. If I can last until morning. I should be able to find my way back. Please God, let me be safe.
You're not gonna be safe
You're gonna die by Jackaboy!
As soon as I figure out how the hell to do this level
Ah, crap-ow
Okay, now I'm big
Hahah!
Now I can eat all the dudes!
I'm big enough to eat everybody!
*evil laugh*
I still need-
the other dude to be able to go through here-OH THERE IT IS!
YESS!
Get ready FUCKER!
WOOOH!
Explodin' bitches
HUMAN Devoured! *whispers* Niiice
Is that it?
*realisation* ohh god.. *nervous laugh*
"Ten Campers Found Dead, Mutilated Animal Corpses,
VICIOUS ATTACKS, unlike anything we've ever seen!"
*gasps* Horrifying murders!
Should be the name of the episode, "Horrifying Murders."
ohh... god...
Ahh, he's just chowing down, agh god
Did I get flawless?! No!
It took me 44 minutes to play that game!
I thought this was gonna be like a 15 minute thing, GOOD LORD ABOVE
That was waaay longer than it shoulda been.
But it was really fun, I really liked that.
Umm,
I-It's a nice take on like- because its the same as the click and play kinda things,
the point and click ones, where you just click a certain thing
and you do the things in a sequence,
but its done in a way that you actually get to go round and do the sequence yourself this time.
So I REALLY liked it, that was a really cool take
on the whole point and click thing
um
I'll leave a link in the description.
You guys can go play it for yourselves, see if you can beat my time
or actually get-
destroy everything you can and Alien never dies,
because some of those levels are a pain in my ass,
and to be able to do them all
straight through like that, I wanna see how fast people can finish the game.
ANYWAY-
*deep inhale*
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE
If you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS
and *close to the mic* high fives all round
*WAPOOSH WAPOOSH*
and thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes
*high pitched* in the next video!!
Please, watch me play.
Making a gameplay video is really easy.
Like say- upload a gameplay video.
Yes, I can do that!
That's easy! I've been doing  lot of that.
Let's do Empire Planet II just so we don't have to
save the game over and over again.
NOM nom nom nom nom
THAT DUDE IS STILL TWITCHING!  His arm isn't even attached anymore, how is that possible?
