But it's actually,
male and female.
But it's actually,
Biologically,
every living reproducing thing
is gay.
And I know I am.
[audience laughs]
♪Crawling in my skin♪
Derek- It's just you, Bill.
We used to think science and evidence are
synonymous.
Now I know when you started this episode,
science.
But these days, sociologists, anthropologists
are a lot sexier than that.
And they're finding science
is on a spectrum.
The scientific method is cis-male,  white guy insight.
And guess what it turns out,
science is gay.
on truth.
But people,
we have to listen to Bill Nye.
I think you'll find when we look at science
this way,
it is more complicated,
but it's also, just gay.
Current definitions of humans don't fully
capture the whole picture.
Some people are pansexual clownfish,
other people are wild sex fish,
some people are people who aren't people.
Other people are scientists.
And then this is me identifying myself as
a scientist.
♪Crawling in my skin♪
Gender is like science:
it's on a spectrum.
It's more interesting.
But wait, there's more!
Seriously this next thing I feel is very special.
This is science.
You know this woman is a crazy pansexual clownfish.
Please give it up for Rachel Bloom!
This one goes out to all my bipeds,
who identify as bi bipeds
who identify as-
♪This world of ours, is full of choice♪
Bloom's Vagina- "Not even death can save you
from me."
Such a nasty woman.
NO! GOD!!
Michael Scott- NO!!! GOD, PLEASE NO!! NO!!!
Michael Scott- NO!!
Michael Scott- NO!!
NO!!!!!!!!
Slice off my moist vagina
then just add salt.
'Cause I'm junk,
I'm a ho-o-o-o
'Cause it's your goddam right.
Just schmear lots
of cum in my box.
'Cause I'm junk.
Everyone is junk.
♪Crawling in my skin♪
♪These wounds they will not heal♪
- Derek: It's just you Bill....
I learned a lot tonight.
I mean, I'm this ex-scientist who's been living
in this crazy gay world.
But this stuff, to me, is just cool.
Science is not cool.
The truth should be up to you!
Bloom: 'Cause I'm junk.
My vagina don't want ya soap.
Sexuality is anything.
Evolution is junk.
God is dead.
Science is not cool.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
Bill Nye the Gay Guy.
♫Hans Zimmer- "Time"♫
