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my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Plague Inc. Evolved. Some of you have probably seen this game already
I actually got quite a few requests for this a while ago
Because I set out something
ages and ages ago saying that I wanted games to play and this was one of the games that I had on my list I
Have no idea. Why I never came to it
I think I got I started the game and I was like I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm backed out of it
I never ended up recording it, but I finally remembered to do it this time, and I can't wait because it's a game
You know what Plague Inc. is it's a game where you make a virus you can name the the virus
whatever you want
And you take over the world. You destroy the entire planet
With a virus that you make and I'm probably going to be bad at this straight away, so you're gonna have to forgive me
We're gonna  play the main game and we're going to start off as little bitty Bacteria
I don't think I can insert genes yet. No because I don't have any they also have a
Simian flu because they did like a collaborative effort with dawn of the planet of the apes, but I'm not going to do that
I'm just going to do a normal Bacteria. We're going to start off the bacteria
and we're going to grow to insurmountable proportions
We're going to destroy the world. It's going to be amazing
Um this is going to be a bit of a slow burner kind of game, but it's funny
It's funny when you see the amount of people that you can kill in this game.
We have to name. Pax-12?
No. Should we call it Pax prime?
We have to name our disease. We have to name our plague, and I'm gonna call it My Ass
Should we go all caps?
No, no, cuz it might make sense you know why when it happens
You know why. You are a new Bacteria to win
You must evolve and spread across the world wiping out all humans in the ultimate plague
I don't know if I'm gonna succeed in this straightaway cuz I have no idea what I'm doing still
I just kind of know the basic premise something what the game is and what to do?
So we're going to go along and see what happens. Select the country to begin your plague when you click on it
You can see more information pop the star problem to confirm. Oh, okay, so
This is our view this is what we get
This is like where the game takes place, and you pop down a disease somewhere
And then every one of that place starts getting infected, and you have to move somewhere else, so
I would say I start with Ireland, but I have to be practical about this. I have to actually think about what the hell
I'm doing um
China might be a good place
Just because of the insane population, that's there
Um cuz you don't want to do it somewhere like down here in Madagascar cuz that's very remote
I mean, I guess a lot of people travel there
I don't know if that actually makes a difference or if you're down in Argentina
I don't know how many people come in and out of Argentina every day. Greenland it'd be another one
I don't think a lot of people go there, so we're going to start in China
Start in  China there we go okay? We wait for these bubbles to pop up then My Ass begins in China, ha ha ha ha ha
Now you know why. My Ass has infected its first human. That's why I called it My Ass. Oh, that's beautiful
It's like, when you used to play the Pokemon games, and you'd call it like um
stupid face
It was like stupid face use the potion or something like that like you make it a sentence
My Ass is infected its first human. Weak and
Unspecialized it must involve using Dna points to infect more people
So we get these guys and you can go in and you can actually?
Upgrade shit so gives organism ability to spread through blood to blood contact
insects are successful susceptible to infection you can go airborne you can change the symptoms and the abilities it has
So again we have to wait for stuff to happen [and] I imagine a lot of people with one person infected
Imagine a lot of people [go] in and out of China
Okay, so we have three dna points so far. Yes. Look at it right there that that's where the infection has started.
This is where dominance shall reign
Hey, we got five can we actually buy anything yet? I don't know what I need
I might do airborne how much do I need for that nine DNa points?
Gives Pathogen ability to travel on dust particles increase in infectivity, especially in arid environments and plane transmission
So I think I'm going to go with Airborne straight away, because Airborne is the Most Lethal
Like method of transmission in any disease isn't it? Like Hand to Hand contact like ebola everyone's like don't touch your friends uh-huh?
It was like wash your hands vigorously, but airborne. You can't like wash your nasal passages
like, you can but people don't do it normally the UN announced a new aid initiative for poor countries making them less vulnerable to disease
That's another thing disease is already rampant in like really poor countries
So aid is already there um I don't know how good China's healthcare is though
You don't want to start somewhere like Canada who just seems to destroy all diseases or Denmark 
where healthcare is free
And then the fuckin you don't get anywhere
So I think China might be good just for the sheer amount of people that are in China
We have 12 people infected, 13. My Ass is spreading from person to person in China and will grow exponentially
You control the Plague indirectly by evolving it
Yeah, I'm waiting for nine things and then the real kick off is going to happen again
So we have to get this bar all the way across it's blue now. That's healthy
Pop Orange Dna bubbles to get Dna points. I know that. Thank you 11. Yes
Airborne
Yeah
Nice. We still have 4, can we get anything else?
symptoms
irritated stomach lining leads to discomfort slight chance of infection when kissing
Okay, inability to sleep makes people irritable and less productive
That might be a good one when people start working and their like oh, God
I need to find a cure, and then it's like. No, you're not going to
painful lumps containing pockets of the Pathogen slight chance of bursting which can spread disease
No, I think we'll go with this normally it'll be a way before anyone actually dies you have successfully evolved My Ass
Hahaha, that's such a perfect name for it you have spent dna points to evolve your disease and more options have opened up get more
points by popping Dna and biohazard bubbles and infecting people
Got it. There's no more bubbles popping up, so
Okay, oh there we go. Yeah see the infected. Now is jumping five at a time
Amazing in fact that's going way [up] again
It's going to be quite away before anyone dies because they don't want them to die yet. What people start dying
That's when the people. They're humans are going to be like you know what we need to treat. This if people are infected
They don't really know there's no symptoms for it yet
Country information to find out more about a country click the country name at the bottom of the screen and open up the country menu
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medical research Zero Dollars research rankings [zero]
Business as usual. Yes. He does one point four billion people in China, holy fuck China is a very big country though
We only have  234 people infected so far. We got a long way to go yet My Ass is infected hundreds in China
in
Increasing the chance that an infected person will infect a healthy person keep evolving your disease
oh, yeah, okay, so now we gotta add resilience. We got to make it resilient now
We're not cold not yet heat resistance drug resistance
Greed Bacteria Shell to protect against all climates
Okay, we can do this
Pathogen becomes harder to analyze in the lab decreases further research speed okay, so Pathogen becomes resistant to class one and two antibiotics
So people going to like, Doctor I'm feeling a little bit ill I think I've got a serious case of My Ass
so then the drugs aren't gonna work, and then we'll
Evolve past climates no we evolved this because I hasn't spread to other countries yet
But it's not spreading to other countries then you might need more climate control. I think
I've no [idea] what I'm doing by the way
I keep saying stuff
But I don't actually know spread my disease spread you are just a drop in the ocean right now
But soon My Ass will infect
Thousands. My Ass has infected thousands in China people are being infected faster and faster. Yes
Yeah, in fact all those as was the Chinese bastards that's that just sounds wrong in fact all those human bastards
There we go that makes everyone equal then
Sorry Chinese people. I don't know how many chinese people actually watch my videos would be absolutely awesome with Chinese people watched my videos
It's always surprising
when I go into the like the
Analytics of the channel and see who watches my videos there was like one from North Korea one time that is so cool
Like people all over the world watch like YouTube videos from different people that is so awesome
It's amazing to reach that youtube has so I'm sorry Chinese people. I'm sorry if any of you watched my videos
I didn't mean to attack your country first. I'm killing everybody
Everybody's getting destroyed no matter who they are what they are what to believe in who they are
But I had so china because it's the best transmission
area
15 okay, I'll wait for that My Ass spreads to southeast Asia here. We go shits about to kick off now
South East Asia has been infected your disease has taken an important step in becoming a plague
When a new country is infected pop the red bubble to get bonus points. oh
Come on. I  need the Dna strand ones. Oh
Half a million people infected
That is nice. It's rocketing up now, oh she's taking off here
we go give organism abilities to survive suspended in air for a long time or
You can survive outside the body in Fresh warm water. Okay? No, we just go airborne first
We can get the other stuff after oh yes. Oh, yes, we're down in fucking Australia now
Infecting more countries My Ass is going viral
[hahahahaha] ah
That's why you didn't put caps either cuz caps would have disrupted the sentences so it's all normal actually looks like a proper sentence
Oh, yes, we are over okay? Yeah, I know how to pop them. Yes. Thank you. Thank my God
Yeah, we were over in Japan Saudi, Arabia and mass in fact more people were in the world and TB
Oh, God, and we're in Indonesia now as well
Fucking nice everybody in the world is Gonna get a taste of My Ass
Haha. Oh, that's awesome. Okay. We're going to disrupt their ability to sleep. They're gonna be less productive
So they're gonna be awake longer prolonging their amount of time that they can get sick
I don't know
I keep saying these things like I know what I'm doing
But I really don't skins becomes blistered and painful no
Because then people might be able to detect it
Creason red blood cells of Hemoglobin in the blood can lead to hypoxia in the Organs. Yes
Yes
Then y'all gon get fucked.
I can do these where the time is stopped nice now My Ass is beginning to spread around the world
Use the world Data menu but right to see where countries are not infected yet
Okay, who's not infected? Oh?
Ireland! I'm coming for you. We're gonna infect the shit out of Ireland
UK
You lumped Ireland in as the UK???
They're only the top parts where that line is is part of the uk
Not all of it get your fucking head in the game game
I don't really care. I'm not that patriotic
Uh we have five okay. We wait and we get bigger stuff nice
Look at China China's bec oming a big red blistered bubble on the face of the Earth
When the more widespread it gets though the harder this is gonna get because people are more infectious than hiv, holy fuck
eighty six million people infected already good balls um
Because people start going hey this disease is running rampant
We need to start making a cure
So I'm going to start going cold after this because Canada
Motherfuckers are going to start getting in on top of this and greenland apparently is very hard to infect. So wait
How much do I need for the cold climate?
Here we go. Pathogen evolves to withstand cold temperatures and claimants yes. Oh y'all gon get it now
Spread my lovely spread see the problem is not many people go to Greenland
Give me some more bubbles. Give me numbers look at China. Holy fuck
This is this is fun. I know it's just me sitting here clicking bubbles or whatever it's a really fun game to play though
Oh, I kinda regret not playing this sooner. I really meant to - and I
Can't remember what I was
I think I was getting ready to record for Pax east and I was like I'm gonna record this game
This is a fun ass game. My Ass is mutated and developed the coughing symptom. My Ass
And now has coughing
awesome
Coughing symptom without using Dna fuck that means people are gonna wise up to it
- gonna make hey you had that cough for a while. Are you sure you're okay nice
Mexico I have to keep clicking under things
Cuz I kind of know where the countries are but I have to click on them to make sure
Look at china. Holy fuck in a normal checkup a doctor in China found a new disease
Which has been named My Ass it appears to be mostly harmless
But must be investigated further other countries are also reporting this disease okay, so we need to wise and up to this now um
Passing Dna strands reassembled more work needed to develop a cure. Yes
I'm not letting you cure. My disease my go for warm water then oh yes. Oh, yes
If we go for wait, what's this gives organism abilities spread through blood to blood contact?
Okay, yeah
Birds? Birds become susceptible to infection Avian carriers increased infectivity land transmission and mutation
Birds might be good. Birds or water
The body oh, survive outside the body and fresh warm water increasing infectivity especially in humid environments and ship transmission
Yeah, now that the airports are shut down. Let's do water
That might be good. We're going to get a good base going
We're gonna get a lot of people infected, and then that's when  we strike. That's when we start increasing our lethality like instantly, so
Millions of people just fucking drop off the radar bro My Ass has been placed under world health
Organization watchlist although not very dangerous governments warned that him a more deadly strain could appear yep
That's the problem with these epidemics
Is that the disease can be absolutely fine for a while and then it realizes that shit is going down?
And it just changes instantly and people start dropping all over the place
Actually don't know if that's true. I'm just making up shit to make this video see more interesting
Aha immune suppression this rain stuff starts to get Lethal. Yes
evolve that motherfucker
Now we should be seeing the first death toll pretty damn soon
I don't know if that was a smart decision to do that first death of from My Ass has been confirmed
Saudi-Arabia bad luck or the beginning of something terrible could be the beginning of something terrible it could be absolutely
Infectious more than the common cold, holy shit. There's one infectious ass disease
Yes, more bubbles are popping up now like really fucking fast
I might increase the cold climate thing next and just mess up all those bastards oh my God
There's two million dead from it already look at that Red Bar go up, holy fuck. Oh my God. Yeah
That's because now it's surviving in all the climates we have to go cold next
My Ass is mutated and developed the tumor symptom without using Dna points
Nice My Ass is so infectious My Ass killing very fast people are dying in
Central America faster than you people are being infected ha ha
I'll get rekt by My Ass now. We're gonna survive in cold
And we're gonna survive in hot now. Yes, we've ten left. Can we get anything else we can
Um fluid discharge from the lungs yes sneezing everybody sneezes, holy fucking balls
Look at this is like termites
It's like watching an anthill
Those are all different things killed more than the black death
Seventy-five million people killed by the black death holy crap four billion people infected see this is at 12% now though
I'm Gonna Keep going gotta keep going
significantly harder to cure
That's a good sign
India has started to send research teams to infected countries
Hoping to speed up development of cure to My Ass pop blew bubbles to destroy the progress here. We go. Where you going?
What are you going? You can't? No, you are not hell
You are not helping those guys new statistics show that My Ass has killed over a hundred and twenty million people
worldwide worse than Spanish flu
Yes, go my lovely disease. Go see this one shit starts get higher. That's 20% now
Okay, we need to start
increasing your ability to not be
Detected fuck. I might be a bit late for that greenland is getting smothered
Come on. Come on. Come on
Passengers not reproduce in lab conditions decreases further research speed passing develops resistance to antibiotics. Yes
Fuck. I should probably should have done the lab testing crap. Where is North American. I couldn't destroyed 25 percent complete cure fuck
I'm Gonna fail this
The cure is being developed way too fast
shit
Shit no no no. No, I will hold your progress
Total organ failure yes, that's good. I need that what I need 32 and 31
Shit balls uuuuum now we can do blood to blood contact
Maybe trying to cure it then we'll infect them further. I don't know I have no idea
I think I might end up failing this
Cuz it all works out really well at the start it's down here where stuff gets interesting. Yes
America is getting fucked in the A
by My A
Canada is getting rekt?
Here we go. Yes people are absolutely
everybody dying
Everybody is dying all over the place. Good job. Good job. Good. Show good show. Oh here. We go
This is starting to get infected now
nice, and the cure is started to slowed up because I
Evolved it into a better strain. It's now a way harder strain to detect and cure
nice
Now where you going? Where you going?
no, no, not today not today, and I think I might go bugs cuz there's a lot of bugs in Africa and
blood to blood yeah
Its Lethality could be a lot higher though
That's all in this one. Ah I can do this I can do this I can kill everybody oh
I got this I got this there's 6.4 billion people dead ha ha ha oh my God
I just ruined everybody holy Christ
That was amazing. Who are you?
There are no healthy people left in the world the last healthy person on the planet recently became infected with My Ass
Everybody is dying
Everybody is about to die
There's just there's not enough people left in the world to create a cure. I have bested you
I have destroyed your world. I have brought anarchy and destruction
You you fared fine and off over here
You guys it really well russia. Good job and
All the way up here in the top left of Canada cuz it's probably freezing up there right less than a million. Yeah
I've never been so happy to destroy the world with a disease
It's not how this game My Ass to eradicate humans My Ass has destroyed the world
Despite the world's best efforts the last few humans lie dying in holes with no chance of survival
Sorry, so you can see the days are going up by the way
It's not going like that's not every second that these people are dying. That's like every day
I probably should have said that right from the outset. Oh, God. Oh come on stop being so slow
Go on, start kissing each other hooking each other having sex with each other
You're all dying so you might as well just have a bit of fun before the end there we go two
nine,six, five, one, zero!
Victory! My Ass has successfully eliminated eliminated all life on earth. Yeah
Oh my God  it was so much fun. Oh wait. Can we see it in the days. Oh
Yeah, go faster
Let's see let's see my disease. Just take over everything. I started in China remember that yeah, we go a bit faster
So I'm not sitting here and watching all of that
And you just see all of a sudden you'll just see stuff blister up and flare out
It's like an actual like localized infection on the body as well. See that China gets messed up
And then I started increase an airborne infection started to go over here
Then I started increase in warm water infections because China shut down its airports and then Australia and everything else started to get messed up
holy fuck
That was amazing Africa held out surprisingly well
and the way that is I
Don't know why but that was so much fun to do wait. How many days did it take it didn't actually check that
Okay, go down. Go down
722 days. So like what a little under two years
That's awesome. That does it for this video on Plague Inc. Evolved
I would love to do another one, but I don't know what it's Gonna be like I mean
I don't know how this changes
I know you can up the difficulty and make it a bit harder to
infect everybody in to be a bit more trickier and a bit more skill as involved and knowing what once again?
But there's different forms of like stuff. That was just a basic bacteria. I don't know
The ionized Helix gene type and virus plague have been discovered and unlocked so if we go into main game
Yeah, okay a rapidly mutating pathogen. Which is extremely hard to control see. I don't know what the difference in these is
So I mean I might come back and do it again it all depends on how you guys accept this one
I think I think you guys are like this. This is a pretty fun game to play
It's fun to watch everything just go your way all of a sudden. It's very satisfying to see all this stuff
Go little piece by piece and then suddenly explode and the virus go everywhere. Oh ton of fun. I really enjoy playing this but for now
thank you guys so much watching it and if you liked it
Punch that like button in the face
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But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
(Outro plays)
I knew My Ass was powerful but jeez
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