From getting thrown into a refrigerator full
of dancing Shreks to getting beat up by the
moon, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some
of the best true stories from our subreddit
about our weirdest dreams.
I’m Pringle, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by MeLickDolan SpinalPalm
SpinalPalm had a dream where he was streaking
down a road, and then got caught by the police.
He was then sent to a jail that looked like
his pre-school with all the pre-school students
playing on their Nintendo DSs.
Then a fridge came out of nowhere and opened
the door.
All the kids - including the still-naked SpinalPalm
- got sucked into it and saw dancing Shreks
everywhere.
He had this dream in preschool, and still
has no idea what his brain was doing that
night.
Number 9 was Submitted by Scourgefan0 Froggy
When Froggy was 10, she had a dream about
her 4th grade class – particularly her teacher.
She had gotten to school really late, like
11 AM.
Froggy and her best friend were racing down
the hall to get to class.
But when they got there, all the chairs were
out of the classroom, there were blankets
everywhere, and the lights were turned off.
Her 4th-grade teacher had apparently called
for a nap time, which was weird, but Froggy
tried to be good and sleep.
But suddenly, her teacher started cuddling
her.
Froggy woke up and never looked at her teacher
the same way again for the rest of the year.
Number 8 was Submitted by StutterGuyChris
Grgak
Grgak dreamt that his sister was frying chick
peas one by one in a pan.
It was starting to piss him off because she
could obviously fry them all at the same time.
This led to an argument where they were screaming
at each other, which went on for a couple
of minutes.
Eventually, Grgak realized that he had woken
up and had been screaming across the room
at nobody.
His boyfriend got a rude awakening and was
scared senseless.
Number 7 was Submitted by Revvae Ramona
Ramona dreamt she was a scientist, and she
was experimenting on some sort of blue liquid
in a lab.
Suddenly, a shadowy figure ran into her, making
her drop the liquid and smashing it on the
floor.
A bit of liquid fell on her shoe and it turned
into a scaly claw – soon, she had completely
transformed into a dragon!
Ramona’s surroundings morphed slowly into
what looked like a country cottage with a
massive chunk taken out of it.
Some sort of meteor had crashed into it, and
Ramona was standing right on top of the smoking
rock.
She spread her wings and flew far away with
a sense of freedom.
She flew directly towards the sun until everything
went white.
When Ramona woke up and started to walk around,
she bent her legs and jumped, expecting to
fly.
She jumped so high she hit her head on the
overhead light.
Number 6 was Submitted by FalloutBoi111 SaltySquid
When SaltySquid was about 6 years old, he
had a series of dreams where the moon was
his worst enemy.
He would walk around and push SaltySquid around,
which was very weird.
But in one dream, he was watching the news
when the moon was very visible behind the
reporter.
The camera zoomed in on the moon, and it called
SaltySquid’s name.
The moon then broke through the TV and started
beating SaltySquid up.
Then, SaltySquid’s cousins arrived and told
the moon to stop.
He refused, so they threw a staircase at him,
and then SaltySquid woke up.
Number 5 was Submitted by slavergd Zaraganba
Zaraganba’s dream had him running down the
street chasing a van with a foreign language
written on it.
Zaraganba fell into a hole, and the van parked
right over top of the hole.
To get out, he pushed the van over onto its
side.
He thought he was the strongest person alive,
so he went around pushing over everything
he could find.
The dream was cool, but when he woke up, he
realized he was sleepwalking, pushing over
chairs, dressers, and basically all the furniture
in his room.
Number 4 was Submitted by HipsterCicero Tolop
Tolop’s dream started out with him and his
cousin running towards a pool with inner tubes
around their waists.
As they were running, the sky went jet black,
and a spotlight turned on from behind them.
They then saw a bunch of foxes running in
front of them, and at the end of the line
of foxes was a blue coyote staring at them
with cold, black eyes.
Tolop blacked out in his dream, only to wake
up lying on a bus seat.
Some kid was eating a burger in front of him,
and one of Tolop’s feet had gone missing.
When the kid finished his burger, he asked
the bus driver for another one.
The bus driver grabbed a huge cleaver from
his belt and began to hack away at Tolop’s
remaining foot, sending blood all over the
place.
When Tolop woke up in the real world, he realized
that combining Mountain Dew and Pixie Sticks
before bed probably wasn't the greatest idea.
Number 3 was Submitted by Redpool1120 Andiemations
Andiemations had a dream was of her and her
family moving into a house.
But it wasn't any normal house, it was really
old and looked like it was going to fall apart
at any moment.
After they had fully moved into the house,
Andie started getting ready for bed.
That’s when she heard giggling.
She turned to find a small crawlspace with
an open door, and she looked in it to find
tons of creepy looking children inside, trying
to get out.
Andie freaked out and slammed the door shut,
but there was no lock anywhere, so she spent
what seemed like hours holding it shut as
the children scratched and clawed at the door.
Soon the children tried to sing Andie to sleep
with a creepy lullaby: "Hush little human,
we will not sin.
As long as you always let us in."
And that’s when she woke up.
Number 2 was Submitted by -The_Watcher- Nixxiom
Once Nixxiom had a dream that his girlfriend
broke up with him.
They were in her car driving somewhere, when
she suddenly started going ballistic, accusing
him of cheating and other crazy things he
never did.
Before Nixxiom could even say anything, she
punched him in the face, and he rolled out
of the car into the highway.
Nixxiom scurried over to the side of the road
to get out of traffic, which was all eighteen-wheelers
for some reason.
After Nixxiom got his bearings, he called
up his friend to pick him up.
He showed up instantly to give Nixxiom a ride
home.
When he got into the car, he immediately noticed
a large ox in the back seat.
When Nixxiom asked his friend why there was
an ox in the backseat, he responded with:
"That's just the exchange student."
It was a silent ride home until he finally
woke up.
Just in case, Nixxiom went out to the store
the next day and bought his girlfriend some
chocolate just in case she really was mad
at him.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest dream you’ve
ever had?
