Hi, I'm the new non-denominational pastor
you requested.
I'm a gay, non-binary, transgender, neuro-divergent,
pansexual, with OCD, ADHD, and restless leg
syndrome.
I cuss like a mother-fucking sailor, have
tattoos, and I use the pronouns he/they/zee/
and Ya'll.
We are an inclusive church.
We welcome people from all walks of life...except,
white, heterosexual, Christian men.
And the police.
Now a reading from Proverbs.
"Yea, I say unto thee, thou must fuck thee
police fuck thee police fuck thee police.
All cops are bastards."
Hallelujah!
Praise Jesus.
Church is over.
Anyone want to go to Denny's before thy peaceful
protest?
