[♪♪♪]
Alright holiday fans, the
countdown to
Christmas vacation
is officially on!
A sparkle for you,
a sparkle for you,
and a sparkly for you.
I can't wait to
celebrate with family.
It just small
monster gathering...
with all 1807 of us!
[both] One, two, three.
Magician's hat!
Tap shoes!
[both] I love it!
Love what?
[Music stops]
Lollygagging on the job?!
Get a move on people,
Studio K won't make itself!
Um...Merry
Christmas Mr Orlando.
Christmas?
Bah, HUMBUG!
We were just excited
for the holidays!
[all] Yeah!
Aren't you going home to
celebrate with your family?
Yeah!
And give up a perfectly good
security shift
patrolling the CBC?
No way!
Wait, wait, does that mean
you're going to be all alone?
Tony, I WANT to be alone, okay?!
You all just want an
excuse to fool around,
instead of doing hard work.
Christmas is
pointless and let's
face it, disappointing.
Anyone who thinks
otherwise is a real jingle head.
Gasp!
Surely, you don't
mean that Mr Orlando!
Maybe you just need a big,
sparkly Christmas hug!
Hard pass, Gary.
And don't call me Shirley.
Y'know, with all this holiday
ballyhoo, you've all forgotten
about the show!
We still have a Question Machine
to film before
your frivolous break.
So, let's quit with the hall
decking and get to checking....
YOUR SCRIPTS!
Sorry, Mr O.
Gary, grab the camera!
-Janaye, boot up Putter.
-Yeah.
-Double M final touches on Tony.
-Right.
Just one more segment
until we can falalala.
-Lalala!
-La-la-lazies! All of you!
My patrol starts NOW and
I COULD NOT BE MERRIER.
[♪♪♪]
Hey everybody, it's Tony
and Putter hanging out in
Studio K and you're
just in time for...
[both] The Question Machine!
That's where you submit
questions to cbckids.ca and
we answer them.
So what do you say we fire up
the Question Machine?
[♪♪♪]
Whoa.
That is a really good
question, Hayley.
Um... well, I kind
of like to sit down for a
big dinner with my
family back home.
What about you, Putter?
Oh, let me think about that.
It's a tough one Tony.
Um, hm... but I think it
would have to be going
Christmas Carolling with
the choir.
Oh, very nic- wait.
Putter, I didn't know you were
part of a choir.
Oh yes, indeed.
Take a look.
♪ We wish you a
Merry Christmas ♪♪
♪ We wish you a
Merry Christmas ♪♪
♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas ♪♪
♪ And a Happy new Year ♪♪
Whoa!
Not bad, eh?
Yeah, I had no idea!
And if you have any
ideas for questions
head on over to cbckids.ca to
submit them
to the Question Machine.
By the way Putter, why did you
get all those friends?
Oh, I, uhh... I hit
a sweet
Boxing Day sale last year.
Very cool.
And the Question Machine
is...
Done!
Check.
Now to begin my
overnight patrol.
Okay, and-- wait, what?!
Ugh, guys!
They left-- Ugh! Gah!
The lights on and Putter's
screen is still powered up.
Do I have to do
everything around here?
Bah Humbug!
[♪♪♪]
[Voices giggling]
GREAT!
I can't escape from
Christmas anywhere.
What a way to start my patrol.
What in the Sandra?
Oh MY!
[ghostly] Ooooooorlando!
Putter, what happened to you?
You're covered in paper clips!
I wear the chain
I forged in life!
You wear these chains yourself,
always tied to work and
never to family and friends!
Huh... ah...
[Shouting]
Actually, this feels right.
Heavy, but professional.
You have lost your
Christmas spirit Orlando.
Tonight you will be visited
by three hosts to show
you the error of your ways!
Wait, no, no, Putter, I
don't understand.
But soon you will!
Now-- to the PAST!
Whoaaaaa!!!!!!
Wait, wait, hello?
Anyone? Wait.
Chains are gone.
That must have been a bad dream.
Not so fast Mr Orlando!
Double M?!
Nay, for I am Host
of Christmas Past.
I'm here to show
you what has been.
Now... look in the mirror.
Who do you see?
I see me, the only
professional left in this place.
How about now?
[Huffing]
It's...it's young me.
Younger me in
my Christmas tie.
Yes, you used to love
Christmas Mr Orlando.
Remember?
♪ No I don't
have too much ♪♪
♪ So my love, would it be
enough? ♪♪
♪ If I gave you kisses ♪♪
♪ For Christmas? ♪♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ I wanna give
you everything ♪♪
♪ Do do do ♪♪
♪ All the finest
things like ♪♪
♪ A prize
winning pony ♪♪
♪ With a
golden saddle ♪♪
♪ Turns into a boat ♪♪
♪ You want to paddle ♪♪
♪ You ♪♪
♪ You ♪♪
♪ Deserve a mansion ♪♪
♪ On the moon ♪♪
♪ Do do do ♪♪
♪ With a star filled
infinity pool ♪♪
♪ I'll have a swim with a
rainbow dolphin ♪♪
♪ Then lay on the couch watching
Mary Poppins ♪♪
♪ You ♪♪
♪ You ♪♪
♪ Should have so
much more than this ♪♪
♪ Do do do ♪♪
♪ I'd give you
everything there is ♪♪
♪ But I've got to let
you know ♪♪
♪ That my bank
account is closed ♪♪
♪ And I've got
pockets full of holes ♪♪
♪ No I don't have too much ♪♪
♪ So my love
would be it be enough ♪♪
♪ If I gave you
kisses for Christmas? ♪♪
♪ Christmas kisses ♪♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪♪
♪ Best there is, is ♪♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪♪
♪ Bright red lipstick ♪♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪♪
♪ Christmas kisses, oh yeah ♪♪
Oh yeah!
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
[♪♪♪]
Here's a Christmas
gift for all of you.
Mwah!
[Laughter]
Nice!
♪ Christmas kisses, ho yeah! ♪♪
[He chuckles]
N-n-no!
I mean...
[He sighs]
I was young.
I didn't know what I know now.
That Christmas
always lets you down.
Everyone lets you down.
Everyone...like your family?
[♪♪♪]
Oh, heh.
Okay, well.
So Mom, what are
the Christmas plans?
You're father and I are finally
taking that Yukon
cruise we've always dreamt of!
But have a merry merry
without us though, love.
Okay...
Uh, over to you Chad!
Whoo!
Ha hah!
Sorry broh!
I gotta work on my glutes!
What?!
Okay then,
Grampy, what say you?
Awww don't look at me.
Sorry, I'm at a
shillelagh concert.
[He chuckles]
Aww antlers.
[He groans]
I guess it's just you
and me, Roy.
Ho ho ho, ya.
I'm free!
Yeah, I know, Roy.
You live in my basement.
Aw, jeez, wait.
Ya know what?
I'm not free.
The Moose Trek
convention is in town.
Sorry nephew!
ROY?!
So NO ONE can
celebrate Christmas with me?
What am I supposed to do
then, celebrate...alone?
[Dial tone droning]
Hello?
Hello?!
Well, FINE!
You know what?
I wanted to work anyway.
Double time.
Merry Christmas to Mr Orlando.
Busy!
Every single one of them!
You see?
You see?
That's just want I
was talking abou--
Host?
Host?
Host?
[Jingling]
What...
I...
I...
Okay....
Huh?
I must be hearing things.
Get yourself together Mr O!
[♪♪♪]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what?
Oooo!
And there is no
moment like the present!
Wait... are you guys
on rolly chairs?
Ignore the rolly chairs.
Cottonball, what is going on?
Nay, for I am the Host
of Christmas Present.
With my back-ups of course.
Back ups!
And we've got a little ditty
about spending time with your
loved ones during the holiday.
How about a no, with a big
side order of please stop.
Tell us how ya really feel!
Better yet, we'll tell you.
Are we still here?
Maybe the other side.
I'll just wait here then.
[mmm].
It was December 24th in Studio K
when I saw Tony chilling with
his friend Janaye.
I approached so happy with my
heart full of cheer,
but what should I see but
an ill reindeer.
No, that's not a reindeer.
Yes, it's me, Mr O.
I got no Christmas spirit, yeah,
you already know.
And I'm still on patrol
down at the station
handing out Christmas
decorated citations.
I picked up my citation
and it made me pause
'cause when I read it out it
said Santa Claus.
Citation good sir for
your bells to jingle,
you gotta be quiet even if
you're Chris Cringle.
Citations aside all
of my heart's alight
because we know Santa Claus is
coming tonight.
And when we wake
up and scream we are so excited.
So many gifts even
Mr O is delighted.
It's Christmas time
in Studio K and you know I'm
never going to
celebrate it away.
So hug your good
friends and hold them tight.
And all of your Christmases
will be out of sight.
And as for our funky
fresh Christmas apparel,
it was sold my Mr Orlando's
mother, Carol.
I guess that makes me a
'Christmas Carol'.
Haha!
[♪♪♪]
And that's how you get into the
Christmas spirit.
Well maybe I could get into
the Christmas spirit too,
if I had anyone to
celebrate with...
Ah, but don't you?
Perhaps you need a closer look.
Wait?
What!!
[Yelling]
Why...
it's the Studio K gang!
I can't believe that Mr Orlando
thinks Christmas is pointless...
I mean, are my jingle
bells pointless too?
No Gary, your
jingle bells are great!
And so is Christmas!
I don't know what's
gotten into Mr O.
I'm not sure that I can
celebrate Christmas
knowing that Mr O is all alone.
He did say that he
wants to be alone, right?
I mean, all he wants
to do is patrol.
Well, we shouldn't let his
grinchy attitude ruin our
a-meow-zing Christmas!
We have to do our best to
have a merry time without Mr O!
Well, but no.
Guys, I didn't know you
felt like that.
Gary, never stop jingling.
Why can't you hear me?
Friends?
Oh no, no, no!
Not now!
Oh no, not now!
Whoa... where is this?
Okay, I'm just going to... okay.
[Nervous laughter]
All right, it's fine.
Whoa!
Are you Host of
Christmas Future?
Yes siree Bob.
I fear you most of all!
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Hang on, let me just get
off of this ladder.
What's happening now?
Hang on, just getting off
of this ladder.
Wait, what?
Gary?
Gary??
Nopers!
I mean, nay!
I am Host of Christmas Future!
Now look.
-What, a candy cane?
-No.
-The wall?
-No.
-The ladder?
-No!
What am I looking at?
Look at the window over there.
Okay, fine.
Honestly.
See, just like I told you.
Puppies the Banjo!
But I don't see any puppies.
Where's the banjos?
No, you guys, this is
Pup the Band.
And they're here to play
their smash Christmas hit.
Let's party!
[Cheering]
[♪♪♪]
What?
Wait a minute, Studio K
is going on without me??
Do they have all
the music permits?
Did anyone even give the
safety dance tutorial?
What?
Look, I wasn't happy
about Christmas
And I know I wasn't very
nice to my friends
and I thought if I
just worked all night,
I wouldn't feel alone
but seeing my friends
in there celebrating
Christmas without me
is even more lonely!
[Chomping]
Seriously?
In the middle of my speech?
I love gingerbread.
All right, fair.
Okay but look Host,
I can't leave my Studio K
friends like this.
I will honour
Christmas in my heart,
and try to keep it all
the year long!
No, wait!
Host, please wait!
No, please!
Wait, no, please, no,
no, no, please!
Santa...
Christmas...
Gingerbread...
Mr Orlando!
Wake up!
Wait, what?
You there, boy!
Who, me?
What day is it?
Why it's Christmas Day sir!
Then I haven't missed it!
Tony, Janaye, I am so
sorry for being such a grinch.
I do want to spend
Christmas with you!
We can do you one better.
Cottonball?
Make-up Monster?
What's all this?
Christmas means spending time
with those we love!
We couldn't let you celebrate
Christmas alone!
So we brought hot chocolate
and decorations and worms....
Worms just for me though.
Okay, all right, here we go!
Gary the Unicorn
reporting for duty!
I got a Christmas Tree and all!
Nope, don't got
it, don't got it!
[Shouting]
GARY!!
[Grunting and sighing]
Gary...
Everyone.
That is...
[Jingling bells]
..the nicest thing
anyone has ever done for me.
You guys are the best
friends in the whole world.
And, well, I guess what I mean
to say is...
Merry Christmas.
[Collective aww'ing]
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.
And happy holidays!
And guess what...
And for a Christmas surprise...
I brought you all
Puppies the Banjo!
So come on, let's boogaloo!
Let's go!
It's actually a
band of people...
No, they're puppies!
[Rock music swells]
♪ Guess what, kids ♪♪
♪ I've been navigating my way,
through the winter reality
of this Christmas season ♪♪
♪ Which, at this point in my
bright and merry life,
has jingled the jingle bells
that I've got left ♪♪
♪ And I'm embracing
festivities ♪♪
♪ For friends and family and
holiday cheer ♪♪
♪ Can see them back in my
'97 ????? ♪♪
♪ Wondering if I'll build a
snowman this year ♪♪
♪ I guess it doesn't
matter anyways ♪♪
♪ As long as I can spend
Christmas with you ♪♪
♪ I guess it doesn't
matter anyways ♪♪
♪ As long as I can spend
Christmas ♪♪
♪ I want to spend
my Christmas with you ♪♪
♪ That's how I want to spend
Christmas ♪♪
[Guitar riff]
♪ Guide my step ♪♪
♪ I'm feelin' ooooh ♪♪
♪ Santa is coming ♪♪
♪ And everyone's
singing ooooh ♪♪
♪ I should put out... ♪♪
♪ Milk and cookies, ooooh ♪♪
♪ I mashed out ♪♪
♪ I mashed out ♪♪
♪ Santa is coming ♪♪
♪ Santa is coming ♪♪
♪ And everyone's
singing ooooh ♪♪
[Rock music sting]
[Chuckling]
[Cheering]
And one, two, three!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Aw, guys, that was
just wonderful.
A little loud though,
so citations everyone!
[Sighing]
Oh yeah, Mr Citation.
Steve, Stephen, citation--
Zack?
Citation.
[Citation being muttered]
Citation.
That's not very nice.
That's not very Christmas.
Maybe we should wrap it in
wrapping paper.
[Aww-ing]
No, no, no-no-no.
What are your guys'
favourite colours?
Yeah, what do you-- you don't
wrap a citation.
It's kind of like a present,
isn't it?
It's still gift giving.
Would you guys like--
Would you guys like to have your
citations wrapped up?
[♪♪♪]
