P: Top of the morning to you-
J: aaAAAAAAA
P: -laddies and welcome to
P: minecraft.
J: Welcome back!
P: -with Jack spespis...
J: Jack spes-pes?
P: Hold on, Jack, there's something right there behind you
J: -wait what
J: i'm scared
P: Oh my god don't look behind-
J: -is it, is it enderman?
J: Is it enderman?
P: It Enderman! Kill! 
J: Wai- wai- wai- wait I don't n-
J: Oh.
J: I was gonna say I don't need to look behind me I could just press f5 twice
J: That's- that's secret tip for Minecraft. You don't actually have to turn around just
J: Hello, I see you.
P: Not a lot of people know about this
J: No
P: Last episode we built - you may have noticed it's a little different and that's because
P: Maybe someone accidentally reset the whole map and we just
J: I don't know who that could be
P: NOT NOW! IT DOESN'T MATTER
J: I didn't do it. I don't even have access to this world.
P: No one- no one thinks you do, Jack. Don't worry.
J: - I just- I just live in it
*both laughing*
P: Should we just like go and explore a new world?
P: see, like what we can ha- find? Like is there a village next door is-
J: Oh, I wanna, I want to kidnap some people. I want to raid a village.
J: I wanna steal all their stuff.
J: I need potatoes!!!
P: Well, then we need boats. and potatoes.
-Oh, I thought I had a boat. I
I'm Irish. I can't play Minecraft unless I have potatoes- also people are pointing out last episode. You called a chicken a sheep :D
-Yeah. -I don't know how your brain works man
-I DON'T KNOW EITHER!
-Does it even works?
Oh god, I'm sleeping all alone... how- I can't fall asleep without my friend Jack-...
-AAAAAAH, CREEPER!!!!! I'M RUNNING!
I cant fall asleep without you Jack,Go to sleep! I'm trying D:
I cant sleep without you, jack-cWait cant you actually fall asleep?-so you can see I went to creative mode to recreate what we did last
Episode Oh God. Oh no!
The secret!
The secret is out- DeLeTe ChAt
Wait, I keep typing is that you is that you I hear oh!
Hi :3
"Can you see me?"
We have a double bed. We have to say *no homo* before we go to sleep No. Hey, it's Pride week. I'll go homo~
Oh, it's okay. Yeah, that's what I like to hear!
Sometimes you gotta  go full homo for your bro- what is your horse name? My horses name is Finbar.
Finbar and Jöergen has been found.
I like how you immediately
already know that I've named my horse because it's a 2014  let's play.
You cannot play Minecraft without naming your horse get outta here. No
OH MY  aw I want the one with the yellow the uh yellow hair.
I want  blonde horse
WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLONDE ONE THAT'S A SWEDISH JöRgEn!
AW! there is three there is three And there's a little baby!
There's a tiny baby!!  tiny baby horse! THERE'S A TINY BABY OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE! Hello tiny baby!
Can I- can I- aw I wanna get on the tiny baby one
I wanna have like a tiny Shetland pony
That's sad damn, I just realize we can't ride them without saddles
What I can get on I just don't ride in direction. They don't like me. I don't know why
You can't ride them unless you oh you're on already cool
Okay, let's go make saddles
Whatever dude can you make saddles what a frickin minecraft what a frickin minecraft wait can you make saddles?
Don't we need to kill cows to get leather?
I'm a micro veteran and
Can you actually make them or do you have to find them? I think you have to find them. Oh
I didn't realize that
I'm a Minecraft small brain
CREEPER! did you grab all the meat we had like 20? Yeah, I did hear hear lots of meat here. It's all starving follow
Thanks i think
Where does meat come from?
Just wait no wait keep following keep following
meat is good :)
okay I keep follow!
OH GOD IM STUCK HERE FOREVER
oh there you go bye bye!
Just gonna be nighttime again by the time we actually -yeah
STOP GETTING SIDETRACKED! I'm not doing anything!
okay, what we need to do is we need to make a what your mama is
A whore?
You can make whores in minecraft? SWORE!  so we have a hole, right?
That's what it's called. All right? i didn't think that's what  you're actually going with I was just making a stupid joke
No that was it! That was the whole joke?
The level of the comedy that we're getting here. and then we can plant the wheat so we can use the wheat to tame the whore..s
We can use th-the wheat to tame your mom you do that, i make our base look nice, who needs walls?
Yeah, we just put flowers and they will get distraction
We can go back to the mine and hope that one of the saddles drops in one of the chests that's in there in the-
In the place that sounds like an epic plan
Okay, epic plan. Let's go epic plan we do now
Where where is hole? It's right here right next to my base. you did it, epic. I don't have
You don't have what? I don't have coal so I blind blind but there's lava, it's okay
I thought to make torches all you need to do sticks and coal. Yeah. why can I not make them?
Do I have to make them in the thing first?
No, you can make them in hand. It's not showing you up. No, You can make in hand. I have coal I have stick.
Just put- Oh  you have to make it once and then it goes into your thing.
See, I'm I'm a dummy dumb. I have to use the little book to build everything. Oh
Pathetic bro, dude, don't call me out like that
Not all of us can play seven hours a day of Minecraft Oh, what are you busy doing? I just have five hours
I'm so sorry, bro. Die you freaking skelly! oh we didn't make shields... Oh theres lava! Oh I'm freaking out!
Aw MaN
I find gold
You find gold impossible
no one ever felt like
I got- gold does not exist in Minecraft everyone know this.
I'm gonna make some gold sunglasses in Minecraft gone epicly. You can make sunglasses??
that'd be pretty cool
Yeah, why can't you?
Maybe you see boobs in Minecraft with them. (gasp) What??
There's boobs in minecraft??
Oh
That would make it harder for yourself for no reason. Yeah, those would not look good.
You doing okay up there bro? Oh heck yeah broski. That's what I like to hear. I
Am down I went down. I found lapis and gold. Where are you? I went further down.
Redstone, what? dude we can enchants now already! we can build uhh pent
What? what am I saying, I don't know okay, I found a chest. dang it.
Dang, it just sixteen diamonds. No saddle!
Seriously..
That's like me when I started playing I'm like damn it. What is that garbage?
What are diamonds.
I FOUND DIAMONDS!
Wait, did you? and Golden Apple!
What??
What we're rich Jack we're gonna be rich!
AHH
I almost died! in minecraft!
Okay! I find redstone so we can make like a
Fleshlight. contraption. Wait, why do I make these jokes? I would like to not have my videos get claimed and demonetized.
But I also- My brain very small and i can't help it.
Small Irish brain want to swear at everything
I'm poison. I'm poison. I don't like it
YOU WHERE SUpOSED tO Stay thEre anD bE cAlM
Okay, I'm coming back shut up!
Hey, I found another golden apples
Can I have I could have used that a second ago.
no you don't just eat gold Apple. No, I do !
I think I'm worthy of it. Okay. I have to find you. Yeah. I'm kind of lost as well.
I'm already back and found all my stuff. No, I got poison again fucking spider. Sorry, don't freaking making speaking. Sorry
You make me smacking. I'm gonna die
I'm looking for you. I'm I'm finding for you come on. Come on. Thank you health very cool
Very very nice. Wait. Oh did my axe fall into the frickin lava's?
That's so totally not epic. You can fricking but you can't
and my pickaxe? Oh.
Why did you dissapear
Jack, I'm sorry God I'm I'm so much better at this in my own game and now
and when i play with you starting off I'm such a idiot!
Here comes the
Excuses dude. It was the lag I swear. Are you disappointed Gabe going up to the surface and whatever I find on the surface
I will say hey man, this is where I am
There you are! Do- looks its me! Wow! why you left your bed! Go bed!
That was
Whatever. I can't sleep on the left hand side cause'
the oceans of the long side
It messes with my internal clock. Okay, say this full homo. Eh a
What?
What?
You like this?
Wow diamond!?
WHat!?
Okay, we found everything but it's a saddle okay because your pumpkins I need to make iron again cause' I
Did you do it do for you  dude I just I freaking no skin right now
I'm gonna have to default dance in these fools
cant believe i died
Alright I have I have an iron pickaxe again
At least I just need to I just need to wait for iron and then I can make armor and then I can go into
The caves and I hold your hand forever and not die
Okay
Doesn't that sound pretty good? It sounds like a fun time, but also remember it's also about fun time
The worst series of all time I don't need a helmet all I need are boots. No, she look like epic soldier time
Thank you. Those are words that you just said I like to use word sometimes. Oh
This is where you work no, no, I went that here. Ah
You know what? This is where you were
Just give me with site. Okay, was it was it here? Can I say it yet? No and see over here
Wow, this is okay
I was trying really hard to find a way out did you find did you just make diamonds in the chest? Yeah
Wow, okay. creeper! oh
Look look look you should to block Oh
Please block bro. Oh, there's an Enderman right there. Oh great. Yeah, that's what I was screaming epically at. Okay, let's kill him
Let's kill him jack. I have no shield or  anything. Let's get I'll do the first hit three two one smile
AAAAAAAAAAA
For Ireland!
Angry potato noises
Yeah, he died like your mama, okay, you weren't supposed to bring up like
Creeper!!
Full disclosure I Felix's mom is fine. Oh
I don't know people in the comments to be like what?
See I know now attack with axe is stronger.
Oh my god, I learned so much this last time you learned so much and I so
See if so
If so destroy the world that would have been fine. Oh, hey look Hagin tortious and bread you like bread
Well, you like brain Ireland. It's it's almost like a potato
They're not really
It's like potato but softer and made differently made from different thing, but it comes from the earth it's fine
All your food this is based on how much is like a potato yeah
I have a potato scale for how much now pig not at all like potato zero out of ten
Does it come from earth?
Bread? kind of like a for potato
Kind of like potato but not really
Okay, what's going here where we start dig ?
I Think we just go like where it's dark
Creepy - creepy scrape Aves. Hey, look, maybe it's us in alternative universe
Get them to explode get them to his foot. They're closed
Dude what are you trying to do farm exp? Well
It's better to not always explode and I like to think about in life
Go eat you freaking bat
Okay that was in before right no, I said freaking okay do different recording lots of Minecraft episodes I know not to swear now
You know how not to swear
It's so weird how you can just say Frick and not the other really bad Satan word and then YouTube's like okay, okay
We're cool
The meanings same but that's fine. I think there's a spider spawn somewhere
Yeah, there is. Oh, it's right there. This one is right there. I
Found two spawners in my playthrough and destroy both and people got really mad. Yeah. I did the same and I'm so mad at myself
Yeah
Once you learn how the game works. Oh then you see it again, you're like, oh what's wrong with me? I
Didn't know I'm so new
It was spawning. It makes sense. I don't know why I'm still farming coal. I still have like a beginner's mind
like wow coal!
You always need coal tho that's true I
Also need food. You know, I've bread. Yeah, right, of course you haven't tasted it. I
Didn't see potatoes, so I thought I had no bread. I
Thought I had no food
Oh, there's another chest here
IRON? WHaT NaNI
I want you to do with that whole commercial in Japanese. I
Don't even know how to pretend to speak Japanese to even imitated. But what?
Your whole tuber simulator thing you need to do in Japanese
*japanese*
yeah. There you go
yeah, I feel like this is going deeper Oh lapis and
Oh there's another spawner, I don't like these. Oh, I see it. So how do you get a spawner? Then? You make sure that you  can use it?
You build like water tunnels. So they all go into this little shaft
But like can you pick up a spawner and bring it with you? No, you have to yeah, but you can no you can't sorry
So what you do you can transport
creepers like through water and stuff
but generally you just have to go I
Lost you again, maybe is that you I hear as your BOOM
Sorry, I found lapis and iron so I dig deep. Okay, and I try to keep
Up above in my head. Okay. Can you spare me some bread bruh? Oh, you mean potato call it by its really soft potato
Oh
Echo deepness. I
Like deepness, oh it was really deep. Oh
Right stone. Yeah, that's a good sign
Okay. Well we shouldn't we shouldn't just not it's not good. Eh
But I like shiny things
You're exploring being like we're the diamond and I'm like, oh look shiny shiny iron. Oh look soft potatoes
potatoes
a
Mining potato axe. Oh good. Good block
Thank you see the water is still drippy drip because cobblestone
Tinkle out of everybody shank
It sir, it not swore it mean potato in Irish bad potato
I don't even know what potato in Irish actually is that's such a fake Irishman
Okay, dude, run level 12 we can find diamond here. Okay, we keep dig forever you go. That way I go this way
Okay, and then after 20 we turn and then we meet that metal
Okay, I haven't been counting
Me. Oh
I found a way this just leads back out to where we were. Oh
No, it doesn't go. I just can't wait. Yeah, I
Just came out the other side
Okay that even hurt okay turn now turn right. Okay, I'm turning
turning turning
I
Can't find you
Try yet
Why not
Right and I was behind you. Oh really? Yeah this so just came out here I
Don't even why I'm farming redstone
We're not even gonna use it for oh, oh
I got a weird glitch where I could see the ground and if we go straight here, it should be good. Oh, really?
It didn't load. Yeah
use your Swedish senses to sniff out the timing I
Know it's not diamond bro. Smell it in Swedish
There's no time in there and I'm my day is ruined and I am immensely disappointed we got diamond, bro. Don't beat down
Don't like diamonds. Bring you down diamonds. Don't define you diamonds. Don't define you. Wow, that's deep
I am dying
It's okay, I protect
It is good, thank you. Yeah weird you first medal on there. It's the power of soft potatoes
They make you stronger did we go this way
I'm just trying to find way out. There you go. It just came down the derrick tunnel
I realized that I'm basically we're basically each other's dogs for this episode
Where'd you go I
Mean I'm being a Tackett. Oh, that's not good. No. I'm out of soft potatoes
You're one of those people who gets attacked by everything
Yeah, it's called playing victim
I have serious victim complex in Minecraft
We've only gone up three floors Jack, how is this possible? I
Don't know I'm just digging straight up and building underneath me
This is deep this thinks about life and that's
When life gets you down and you hit bedrock just dig up stupid. Oh, I see you
I see your name tag and you're up. I'm hitting I'm hitting dirt
Yeah, I'm also blocking
Daylight
That's great jack. I am happy for you
All you need to do is get to level 68 and you'll be at daylight. Actually, you can partly go to like
65-63 even
Where are you? I see your name you're so far down
You gave me wood pickaxe and you ran away from me I
Ran away from Eric fair. That's that's fair. The wooden pickaxe pirate. That's me you running away? That's all you bro. I
am like your bro
What?
Then why we put minecraft together cuz add the revenue no other reason
Views and revenue how have we gone this far without building a house jack?
Should we even be a little bit I have a bunch cobblestone. I'm surprised we're not dead yet in the game
Well, I tell ya I don't have a lot of help
Okay, I cook. You know how some people use 10% of their brain and don't tap into the 90% I'm
the rare person that uses 1% of the brain
This one other people not feel bad. So I use small brain. No, no, don't cover all don't cover all my friend
Sorry, I just see hole and I try to fill *suggestive face*.
 I see problem in life and I try fix.
Happy I don't have pickaxe. Oh, I just did proper tub. I small brain what is wrong with I I need to stop
So no he okay Jack. Let me show you something really Epping
Are you doing are you ascending without me? Oh
Oh
You hurt yourself. You don't know I didn't I didn't know
the bed save you
I'd save my life. We needed a doorway though. Where's their doorway gonna be front?
Middle. Are you gonna put up your legs? Do you like your doorways in the middle or offset?
Sets a lot about you where you like your doorways? Yeah. I'm afraid. I'm not ready to answer that question
That's a big question that's a big question. Okay. I'm making glass
Okay. Alright. Well, go ahead then. Well, I guess we've just decorated without planning anything. I
I said I was making the glass I didn't say I was installing the glass. Okay. Oh
God
I is one of those
That's a good title do you want Windows in these holes or no?
Or you know why you leave holes?
all holes must be Windows
Okay
you say
Whatever you say and then I do whatever say I do. Yep
Okay, this house is gonna be the envy of every minecrafter
Notch will be like, okay, I buy back a Minecraft now way that I sell this game. I
Only got paid a billion not worth it not worth it when they put glass in place
Guys in all I understand I make mistake
so much so
That even Swedish, this is how speak
Okay, do your best Swedish accent? Not the weird one you do
This is an actual Swedish person selling this house speak. I'm Swedish
Okay, Irishman I made a couple friends and I want you to think of it oh, yes, are you bringing back
Some culture to our feeble home
Yes, you bring in the bacon
The bread and the butter baby wow, I'm so excited. We're gonna have friends. I haven't decorated yet though
Make sure there's windows in holes. Otherwise you embarrass me for my friends. Okay, what'd I say about friends?
I take back and please save my life. Oh
I see you you're close. I
Come help it it's my destruction. I've been distracted. Yeah. Oh
You don't even have anything with you anymore, I love strength
That's pretty deep bro, I am half heart I am actually scared of life
That was not an epic move by him
Friends should I make fence wowwwww and our friends welcome. You can name one. I
Want to name gray sheep and I'll call him Grayson. No Wade gated mine. Oh
You said I could name one
Not the great one the great one's mine
But I like the gray one so much
Okay, fine. He's special one. All right, it's Grayson. He's Grayson. My grace. I agreed the gray one special one
Wow epic fence, bro
Great one go free sheep you over here
Why are they following you?
Because they sense my iron pickaxe
Wow you want it, come on go sheep sheep go that way go that way sheep. I need wheat Oh No
Did you kill one? No, I I here plinky plinky plinky
Plinky new kill one
Leaky icy wall on the ground you cheap what if I named that one?
Did anyone how dare you gray sheep was coming over and you block him?
Okay, great sheep gets the same
Secret chamber. Okay. Wait, no
Alright, wait stand back. We need to stand next to each other with wheat in our hand put away wheat?
But a way to win all to see who he comes to yeah, and then whoever he comes to gets to have him
Okay, I'm in same place. Okay in three two one we change to eat
Okay, it came to me
Fine Gracie pure I
Don't like this game anymore
You cannot share sheep
It cheapened the experience
You didn't freaking thanks back on this. You know what?
Because sheep are special Oh No, she's get out for me. She got me your sheep sheep sheep
Come here
Go back in sheep. Oh
No sheep or getting out sheep coming there
I made a special entrance for special sheep
It's so much nicer wait one sheep get away
Kill him. Did he hmm. How dare you get here? Oh this poor little sheep
He's so sad now. He loves it. He is the controlling water
Do you like it sheep? It loves it, you know happiest you get pass every day
His rule is forever moist
moist sheep, moist sheep
Oh, moist sheep. Give us guidance in this play
moist sheep
You're so hackin' crazy
What do we name him?
I don't know. Whatever your heart so desires. What do you feel like naming him? What does he feel like to you? What their sheep?
Very clever
He's back ah
water she
I think he wants door. What does she want door? Yeah. There you go special sheep
We make you tell household this is the dumbest of mine the worst
Okay, what should we do next I don't know
