I should tell to my friend urgently!
Why is he calling me?
Hello, tell me
Hey do you know this
This morning, me & my wife wore masks & went to D-Mart to buy vegetables.
Why are you excited for that?
You went with your wife only right?
While going I went with my wife only!
But after returning home, did not realise until we removed the masks
That it was not my wife
You did such a big thing
Hey
My wife is calling me continuously
I think this is the last time I am talking to you!
Okay, byee
Hey
Are you not bothered about the husband who earns?
Its been very long since I told to get coffee
Coffee
When I get salary
Hubby I want to do shopping
I want to buy saree you tell & act excellently!
But you do not know how to take care of husband who earns
Sorry hubby
Remain like a suppressed animal!
Did you clean my vehicle?
Did you polish the shoes?
I did hubby
I am leaving for office
Hey get me coffee
You think so low about the wife who cooks at home?
As if you are earning so much
You are anyway jobless right?
You keep coffee & get for me too
You tell me to prepare coffee?
Where are you dragging me?
They thrashed me badly
You want me to prepare coffee?
No I will only prepare for you too!
Good, be suppressed like that!
** Singing song **
Bro...
During this moment of extreme panic where people are scared about lives, how can you do a corona cut?
Hey nothing like corona cut!
What are the lockdown updates?
What should I tell you?
Stage 3
Stage 3 in India?
In India, it is stage 2 only right?
Stage 1 - cleaning utencils
Stage 2 - chopping vegetables
Stage 3 - Washing clothes, sweeping the house etc etc
Don't know how many like me
What is your status?
Then I am in stage 4
Stage 4??
What does that mean?
I said no to all of that..
Got thrashed...
Hello
Namastey Sir
My name is Rutherford
Yes, tell me
Instead of keeping your program name as Crorepathi In Quarantine
You could have kept it as Delivering Quarter in Quarantine
Rutherford ji
You can buy many quarters with crore rupees right?
Fine now, ask the question
Frustration
It will be like that only for everyone during these days
Asking asking
But when, after I die?
Your question is
Among the boys below
Which boy will steal the girl's heart?
Option A - Cute guy
Option B - Romantic guy
Option C - Rich guy
Option D - Funny guy
I don't know about the guys, but that girl will steal all their hearts
What are you saying, how can a girl steal their heart?
Listen to me now...
Girl do friendship with funny guys
They will like the cute guy
They will love the romantic guy
And at the end, they will marry the rich guy
So sir, will you give me 1 crore rupees?
Bro
DO you have these medicines?
Yes, it is there
How many do you want?
Give me 2
Doctor has written 1 only, why do you want 2?
Doctor told me to use this medicine before sleeping
So one for office & one for home
For whatever the judge asks, tell yes not no
Sacrifestor YouTube channel is yours only?
Did you cheat people by keeping thumbnails which are not related to the video content?
How did he come to know?
Did you buy fake likes & subscribers since you are not getting views for your stupid videos?
Without buying rights, did you dub Bhojpuri movies & keep in your channel?
Did you make your friends comment on your videos forcefully?
This comes under harassment
Court is giving you hang to death punishment for all the mistakes you did!
Do you have something to say as your last wish?
Yes sir
What is that?
Subscribe my YouTube channel Sacrifestor & click the bell icon!
Thug life, they increased the cigarette cost due to lockdown
I should smoke 1 packet per day
But smoking only one cigarette
Should go out for cigarette packet & don't know where will I get it!
Bro
Feel like smoking, can you give me one
You
And cigarette
You had told that you will quit smoking etc few months back!
My expenses were raising because of cigarette
So had quit smoking one month back
Then why are you asking cigarette again?
After I quit smoking
I felt I will live for few more years
But if I survive for more years
But if I survive for few more years, expenses will increase & thus smoking again!
