Trying to get my work done
Then the phone rings, oh no its mum
I know whats coming "Hi Son!
I've lost my password"
4 years at university
coding and methodology
all that has done for me is
fixing s**t for family
cos i'm a tech guy
connect your internet guy
fix your printer jam guy
uninstall malware guy
its just my free time
wont be getting a dime
your PC looks just fine
while you sit there and whine
i'm a tech guy
i'm a tech guy
why did you get a new iphone
cos you just won't leave me alone
sort out your hands free on your own
I'm not the apple store
and so why please then does this mean
i'll fix your damn washing machine
or keep your dryer filter clean
I'm not your handy man
cos i'm a tech guy
find your missing files guy
configure your mail guy
backup your PC guy
its just my free time
wont be getting a dime
your tablet looks just fine
while you sit there and whine
i'm a tech guy
i'm a tech guy
i'm a real real tech guy
