i like flowers
flowers in many ways
i think they represent my sexuality,
fluid ever changing,
look at i think i see a bug where's a
bug oh he's gone he must have saw me!
The following is a dead bug documentary
if you're watching it anywhere else than
my channel
then some thieving fuck stole it.
Warning the following program contains
scenes of death
i heard this may be yeah where dead
buggy is
look look here there's some dead
droppings
hopefully to come out
okay
greetings citizens this is in this life
we travel from point a to b to c
where we eventually settle on our
clandestine death we are trained to
believe that there is a linear beginning
and an end in fact it was as early as
the 17th century that philosophers and
scientists have spoken of the
possibility of time travel and it is
only our technology that prevents us
moving
through history like a rat along a drain
plane but as a species we have always
set out to overcome
obstacles what if we could travel
forward and backward in time
could we write wrongs aboard a mass
murderer kill
a rampant president or halt a bat-ridden
virus
before it enters our shore throughout
history there are numerous documented
accounts where time travel could have
occurred it is only technology
the following tales are all exploring
the possibilities that time travel
may be imminent or already upon us
for your viewing pleasure enjoy
or not
is that it there's no fucking cartoon
damn
but what if we really could travel in
time what if the dimension of time was
no different than the three dimensions
of space we currently exist
with our limitations removed what if you
could travel to the past or the future
the same way that you can travel left to
right forwards
and backwards how many times do you wish
you could take something back
relive a moment right or wrong not end a
relationship
not fuck things up and do it the right
way and although many feel that time
travel is a ridiculous notion more
suited to 1950s sci-fi
the premise of the film back to the
future is not that far off from reality
and although we think it only happens in
sci-fi movies we're actually already
traveling in time but at an acceptable
speed
many of history's greatest minds
including albert einstein
believe that time travel is a feasible
science and he believed that time
is not constant but continually moving
forward
and we as a species are moving forward
with it
to put it simply when you walk not only
are you moving in space
but you're moving in time according to
einstein
time is the fourth dimension and
together with the three-dimension space
it's fused into one single
four-dimensional continuum of space and
time
in layman's terms the door is out there
we just gotta find it
and then walk through it what's it and
this fascination with time travel is
often reflected in hollywood
it's a time machine napoleon we bought
it online
you're right it works napoleon you don't
even know
have you guys tried it yet no
so are you ready yeah hold on
i forgot to put in the crystals
okay turn it on
it's a piece of crap it doesn't work it
was in the 16th century that italian
astronomer and physicist
galileo stated the time travel is a
combination of velocity
gravity and projected motion that will
bring about this phenomena
he also believed that traveling forward
in time would be easier than backwards
and time travel could already be
happening because how could we be
certain if it wasn't
because to return to the same point in
time would be virtually impossible
he claimed that what you'd need is a
vehicle or an object that could travel
at the speed of light
after all it was einstein's theory of
relativity that taught us
the faster we move through space the
slower we move through time
even the gps we use is considered time
travel moving ahead and plotting our
direction
so why can't we eventually do the same
nasa has stated that if their astronauts
who traveled into space had twin
siblings
that when they returned the astronaut
would be slightly younger
and because of time slowing down in
orbit clocks have to be adjusted
accordingly and although never
substantiated
throughout history there have been
various cases linked to time travel
that have been reported case endpoint
it was in july of 1955 in new york city
that a strangely dressed man appeared
from nowhere
virtually dropping from the sky into the
mid-manhattan traffic
and was hit by a bus passing pedestrians
tried to help
but the terrified man ran into traffic
and was struck two more times
where he expired on the rainy street his
eyes wide in terror
when the police and ambulance arrived
they checked the strangely dressed man
with the mutton shop sideburns id
and they were baffled because his
passport and even his money
were all from the 1800s and if the
documents were to be believed
the dead man was 115 years old
the sprightly looking corpse was 36 year
old
rudolph fence cops started poking around
looking for relatives they tracked down
a mrs rudolph fence
who they believed could be his
grandmother or great-grandmother when
they spoke to the elderly woman
and showed her the passport picture the
confused woman told them that she
believed that the man
could be her husband's father who had
disappeared and left his family
in 1876 when her husband was just a
child
when they took the woman down to the
city morgue in hopes of identifying the
stiff
he was gone vanished into thin air and
wherever he went his wallet and passport
went with them
when the nypd checked genealogy records
turned out what the widow said was gold
and that in 1876
the wealthy businessman and inventor
went into his office
told his wife he was working on a new
invention and then he disappeared
into thin air
there's more than one nut job or
crackpot on the internet
in fact i'm guessing there's a few
fucking idiots watching this right now
remember to like so being nuttier than a
shit house rat
ain't nothing new and i guess it ain't a
crime as long as you keep your finger
out of your neighbor's asshole
and your dick out of their cheerios
it was in early 2000 that someone
created a post on several bulletin
boards online
claiming that he was a military time
traveler from 2036
named john teeter in his introductory
posting
he went on to explain that he'd picked
up a computer from 1975
and that he'd stopped in the year 2000
to take care of some personal business
and then he went on to describe his time
machine and of course
this was met with some skepticism from
the online community
we all know our fucking losers who sit
on the computers all day
because they generally live with their
parents and have no job and they've
never been fucked and having an online
girlfriend named lee chang don't count
and i'm talking about mostly people on
reddit but he answered those critics by
showing detailed bitches from the manual
of his time machine and how it worked
details that impressed even experienced
engineers
it was also the significant details he
went into explaining time travel
and its effects on the human body that
convinced the naysayers
but it was on march 24th 2001
the teeter announced that he'd been
called home but
before he left he'd share some
predictions for the future
first thing he told him was that the
olympics would be cancelled in 2004
and wouldn't start up again until 2040.
but this didn't happen i was hoping he'd
made a mistake and it was the special
olympics that were going to be cancelled
a bunch of show-offs but both of them
are still going strong
and no sign up being cancelled another
prediction
was that in 2015 there would be a world
war 3
that would kill 5 billion people which
we now know
never happened but tita had an
explanation in case some of his
predictions didn't happen
he said the more he traveled into time
the more possibility there was of a time
divergence
meaning that there were two realities
and there could be different outcomes to
those realities
i told my girlfriend that very same
thing the other day but believe it or
not it's not as far-fetched as it seems
and scientists believe that it's
completely feasible at three or four
realities
exist at the same time as ours and for
this reason many of tida's apostles
use this very reason for explaining why
his predictions didn't come true but
either way the self-proclaimed time
traveler was never heard from again
after his last posting but i'm assuming
if you go over to reddit he's got a page
over there
bitching about the latest star wars
sequel it was in 2005 that a picture
surfaced online from 1941
and many believe that it shows john tito
the man dressed in modern attire and if
not tita
they say it's proof of time travel but
saying it
don't make it so
but the possibility of time travel
brings with it
possibilities of evil
what if we were able to go back in time
and we killed someone significant
how would that affect the future it was
august of 1997
that janus cleverly went out on the town
with some friends
and after an evening of reveling the 21
year old
never returned home and her roommates
contacted the police
found dead two days later behind the
factory
she'd been brutally raped sodomized
and cut up and fucked in every hole that
god gave her
and then some and fish and chipping cops
didn't have a goddamn clue who could
have done it
but thankfully if he can thank anything
for anything
when they got the pretty stiff back to
the meat shop there was enough dna
they were scooping out of her to make a
milkshake the cheese milkshake
although i don't know why you'd want to
do that and i guess you could say that
the fish and chip eating forensics were
spoiled for choice
when they threw the jizz in the jizz
machine
bingo they got a match it was a filthy
albanian crowd named bosh kim
gachi now all english police had to do
was contact the crowd authorities and
pick them up but when the fish and chip
eaters contacted the pretzel eating
berlin police from the former nazi union
they told the brits that they must be
mistaken because the man that they were
looking for
had been dead for over a month shot by
police
and it had been believed that he was a
serial killer who had possibly over 40
victims to his name
but it was over the next six months the
two more victims popped up in london
and both of them had the albanian
kraut's dna dripping out of them
when fish and chip eaten cops contacted
germany can't ask if they were sure
crowd officials said yeah don't you
understand english
and they even showed a receipt to the
tombstone to prove it but
english authorities were so convinced
they leaked it to the press
that there was a time traveling serial
killer
they later retracted the story saying it
was a dna mix-up
a mistake now buried with the so-called
albanian crowd time tripper
and the case they've since gone colder
than the tongue of a retard
licking ice cream off the floor
it was during a training mission in 1939
over scotland
that an raf pilot's plane got caught in
a torn of rain
when he came out of it he was in the
bright sun
and below he saw an airfield with world
war one planes
and men dressed in clothing from the
period and as he circled for five
minutes
he saw them panicking and pointing
upwards and firing at him
then he flew into another torrent of
rain when he came out of it
he saw the base again abandoned and
dilapidated
as he'd remembered it experts now
believe that the fighter pilot was
caught in what scientists call
a time slip a freak occurrence where you
travel between two periods of time
and where one period of time may be
perceived or experienced at another
when the 26 year old pilot got back to
base his hair was white
and he had age spots on his hand and
face
no one has ever been able to explain to
robbie goddard what happened that day
when he retired he wrote a book on the
event
and he believes that on that day in 1937
in the skies over scotland he traveled
back in time
many experts on quantum mechanics
believe that robbie got its experience
is totally possible
but it is less likely that he would have
been able to return
through the same portal to the same time
and place
and it is more likely that he suffered
from a form of altitude sickness
and the lack of oxygen made him imagine
the event
so i guess the jury is still out to
whether time travel is possible
legion forever that book says
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