From predicting a family member’s death
to explaining the best way to kill themselves,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the creepiest things kids have ever said.
I’m Nixxiom/Hellbent, and today I’ll be
your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by CeilingFanDuck
Emojie
Emojie’s friend in preschool was talking
about sex when the teacher walked over, concerned,
and asked her if she knew what sex really
was.
Emojie’s friend replied, "It's when a man
wearing black breaks into your house,” she
began, which was already enough for the teacher
to call her parents.
She continued with, “Then he chokes you,
and you wake up as a baby!"
Number 9 was Submitted by Sn00pL00ps Cid
Cid was at Vacation Bible School volunteering
as a storyteller for kindergarten kids, telling
them about the different Bible characters.
One of the kids was saying that Jesus was
everyone's friend, so Cid adlibbed and said
"I wish I could meet him, maybe he can be
my friend!"
The kid replied, with a completely emotionless
face, "You have to die to meet him.
You could probably drown since you said you
can't swim."
Number 8 was Submitted by Annaxbrankin Ursa
When Ursa was 7, she was having a sleepover
with her best friend.
Her friend fell asleep during a movie, but
Ursa stayed awake to watch.
Out of nowhere, Ursa’s friend randomly sat
straight up in the bed and looked directly
at her with wide eyes.
She simply said, "BE CAREFUL."
After a few seconds of silence, Ursa asked,
"of what?"
A few more seconds passed before she simply
said, "PEOPLE," before immediately falling
back asleep.
Number 7 was Submitted by PotatoSmiles62 Melissa
When Melissa’s aunt Lisa was dying of cancer,
she was crying in the kitchen about it.
Her 5-year-old sister came into the room and
said, "Lisa not die today, she die in the
morning.”
The next morning, Melissa’s mother woke
her up to say her aunt had died at 6 a.m.
Melissa asked her sister how she knew and
she said, "Oh, the girl told me so."
Number 6 was Submitted by KatLinares SaltySquid
One day when SatlySquid was babysitting his
nephew, he ran up to SaltySquid saying there
was a monster under his bed.
Saltysquid shrugged it off and told him there
was nothing to worry about.
After an hour, the nephew came back looking
even more terrified.
He said, "the monster is big black and scary.
It’s shaped like a snake and penetrates
anything until all the fluids came out of
their body.”
SaltySquid was a bit concerned about the level
of detail, and decided to take a look.
After checking under the bed, he turned around
and the boy had a knife.
He said, "don't move, the monster wants his
meal.”
Number 5 was Submitted by ThatOnePrincess
Ramona
One night, Ramona was sitting in bed with
her four-year-old sister as she slept.
Suddenly, Ramona’s sister sat straight up
in bed, looked over at her and said "sissy,
the dark man is coming for you" with a straight
face.
Ramona’s sister then broke down into hysterical
tears.
She just kept screaming "I don't want you
to die sissy, I don't want you to die.”
For 15 minutes Ramona couldn’t even talk
to her.
Her sister cried until she was gasping for
air.
Finally her sister calmed down and fell asleep
2 hours later.
Ramona, on the other hand, had a much harder
time sleeping.
Number 4 was Submitted by MillysSenpaiii Andie
Andie was babysitting her six-year-old cousin.
For no real reason, he pointed at her heart
and said, "One day your heart will stop.
That's how you will die.
That's how heart attacks work and you should
get it fixed."
Andie was so creeped out she called the kid’s
mom.
Turns out, Andie’s cousin told his mom almost
the same thing, only about getting brain cancer.
Number 3 was Submitted by Running AWOL411
Pringle
Pringle was babysitting a kid who was upset
because Pringle was preparing to go home.
Pringle was walking out the door and the kid
asked for a hug, so he did.
While he hugged the kid, he leaned in and
whispered, "If you ever leave me, I will make
sure that every person in the world - especially
the ones you love - die a horrible death.”
Number 2 was Submitted by Chubshake Tolop
Tolop and his brother went to the park to
think of ideas for his Star Wars party.
Tolop’s brother got his friend and they
came up with the idea to "take out all Tolop’s
stuffing, fill him up with candy, hang him
from a tree branch, and have everyone hit
him with a stick until he broke open and eat
the candy that spilled out."
Tolop had a hard time walking his brother
home that day.
