And they also have ballets here.
Ballets, men wearing
pants so tight
you can tell what
religion they are, yes!
(laughter)
Hmm, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
Goddamn, Oscar Levant said that
ballet is the fairy's football.
I say, yeah!
If that's true maybe
you should have
Tom Landry working
with the ballet going,
"Alright Baryshnikov, come over
here, everybody huddle up.
"I want you to take
Giselle out, lift her,
"throw her down, five yards.
-"Everybody else...
-(laughter)
"You know the ballet's not
over until the swan takes it
"in the ass, you know what I'm
saying, everybody come on!"
(laughter)
Maybe you have
a choreographer
working with a football team.
"All right, everybody line
up, everyone line up.
"Oh, my God, a smorgasbord,
look at this!
(laughter)
"All right, all right,
who's the tight end?
"Fabulous, you stay
right there, I love you.
-"Okay.
-(laughter)
"All right, what I want you
to do, a simple pattern.
"Everybody run long, do this,
attempt to catch the ball.
"The rest of you push,
push, push, push, push.
-(laughter)
-"I love it, I love it."
