Hey it's me, Michael Stevens and I smell like farts!  *laughing*
Just joking.  It's actually me.  I bet you thought that was Michael Stevens.  It's not.  It's just a cardboard cutout of him.
That I made and just have with me at all times.
Hi.  I'm Jake.  A lot has happened since we last saw each other.  There was Thanksgiving.  There was the 12 Days of Lüt.
And there was also that moment where we just stared into each others eyes and fell in love.  That was right now.
Doesn't get much better than this .com.
But that's just one DONG.  And ya know what?  I have a whole flurry of DONGs just for you.
Things that you can do online now guys.
Kubikfotovr.com is a zombie survival 360 degree
simulation.
It’s really cool as it is and this is just
the teaser for the full version that we have
to look forward to.
Search around for interactive opportunities and enjoy shooting a guy in the eye with a
sling shot, playing music, and this guy.  "What are you looking at?"  Oh, oh I’m so sorry sir, I wasn’t looking
at you.
I like your beard.
He seemed pretty grim...london.com
A mysterious site filled with London’s creepiest secrets.
These tales have been heavily recorded and
told but never all on one page.
Let’s look around central London, shall we?
Hover over the gold shapes to see which one draws you in.
Criminals...been there.
Witchcraft, seen that.
A Cheese Poltergeist!
Who’s reading my diary?!  Or my, dairy.  Just swap the a and the i and ya got...
I want something I haven’t seen...oh here
we go!
“Whistling and other noises have been reported
in this 300 year old pub after it’s closed.”
That just sent 11 chills down my spine.
Apollo 11.
That segue was as smooth and effortless as learning about Columbia’s interior on
Smithsonian 3D.
Columbia is the command module piloted by Michael Collins that was in lunar orbit at the same
time that Apollo 11 was on the moon.
Click here to see the parts you can read more about.
Pilot controls, side hatch, rotation and translation controls.
Look here; there are two entrances.
This one was to get in and out of the spacecraft.
But the forward docking tunnel entrance was
used to transfer astronauts to and from the
lunar module when it was docked with the crew cabin.
You and I are just getting so smart and I
really can’t get enough.
So I’ll drag and drop a selfie on Prizmaspace.com
which is like a virtual kaleidascope.
Whoaaa.
Wow.
Other exclamations. I am amazed.
I am delighted.
I amroc.andymel.eu.
Which calculates room modes.
What’s a room mode?  Fantastic question.
According to this tab called “Room Modes Theory” it is an area in the frequency range
that loves to resonate.
Type in the dimensions of a room.
Then move your mouse over the different frequency ranges to see where in the room they will
resonate the most.
In this 3D display, the red and blue symbolize pressure zones where the modes will be the
loudest.
Wowzers!  Thanks amroc.andymel.eu!
Now that you know where the modes are
your sound up as loud as it goes to listen
to me virtually drumming.
When I was a young lad I used to dabble in
the art of drumming myself so check this out.
What do ya think?  What was that?  I can't hear you over all the clapping.
*silence*
Ha!  Oh no, human...benchmark.com
An online reaction test.
Click start and then wait for the red to turn
green annnnnndddddd CLICK!
317 Milliseconds.
How do I compare to others.
Well not quite fast enough for this list but
I'll just jump out of a plane!
The goal is to land the little parachuter
in the bed of the trucks.
Move the helicopter left and right with the
arrow keys and space to drop.
Yes!
The stakes are high because if you don’t
get him the person in the truck, he’ll splatter
on the ground.
And it won’t feel good for him.
But ya know what will feel good for you?
Matching the object to it’s price.
Oh look I’m doing pretty well!
Okay let’s see if we can get 3/3! Hmmm...ya
know I would pay 79.95 for a Panini Prestige
Basketball Hobby box!
And I’m not gonna spoil it for you
guys so I’ll just leave it as a cliffhanger.  Cliffhanger.
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below.
And if you need more DONGs in your life there is a playlist right here.
And I'm going to go, uhhh, gallop on a horse.
I've been watching a lot of Westworld lately and I just want to ride a horse somewhere.
Into...into the...the wilderness.
A little bit of Red Dead Redemption a little bit of Westworld.  Ya know? Just horse riding.
I don't think that's weird.  Who doesn't like to ride a horse?  Get a nice little saddle.  Ya just go.  Just go.
And as always, thanks for watching.
Neigh.
Hey...oops!
Hey, I'm Michael and I love cats.  I just want to rub them all over my face.
