[Soaring patriotic melody]
[Chorus of male voices]
LEWIS AND CLARK!
A FEARLESS PAIR!
THEY BRAVED A VENTURE GRAAAND!
LEWIS AND CLARK!
THEY JOURNEYED THROUGH
THIS GREAT AMERICAN LAAAAAAAND!!
[Crickets.]
Hey, Clark.
Would you mind blowing your candle out?
Just because... I'm trying to get some sleep so we can start at a decent hour tomorrow?
Um...
...sorry.
It's just that it's pretty hard to sleep in the same tent...
...as your pet?
Because of the smell.
Yeah, it's not my pet.
It's a specimen.
It's called a prairie dog.
I'm planning to send it back to Thomas Jefferson.
Cool.
Well, we should DO that...
...just because it's farting all night...
...and it really stinks in here.
Yeah...
It's just that it would die outside.
Because of the cold.
Totally, totally.
And then who would eat all our rations?
Would you guys mind keeping it down?
I am trying to get some sleep for our early start tomorrow.
Oh, sorry, Sacagawea.
Uh, is it the LIGHT that's keeping you up...
...or is it the talking?
It's the talking.
So the light's okay?
Yes.
Great. We will DEFINITELY keep it down.
And the DOG is NOT bothering you, Sacagawea?
[She sighs.]
The dog is not bothering you?
Sacagawea?
[Baby cries.]
LEWIS AND CLARK!
THEY JOURNEYED THROUGH
THIS GREAT AMERICAN LAAAAAAAAND!!!
