It's time to play America's
ninth favorite game show.
Stay! Off! Your! Phone!
[crowd cheering]
Welcome to Stay Off Your Phone.
The game show where the only thing
that our contestants have to do is
stay off their phone.
I'm your host, Betty McGee.
Let's meet today's contestants.
From Baltimore, Mexico, it's Chelsea
And also from Baltimore,
Mexico, it's Chelsea's mom.
What are you doing?
What up squad?
We're here on a game show set.
Ooh! It is on the fleek.
Oh, oh. You've got a little something--
Mom!
Stop, we're on TV.
[laughing]
Chelsea's mom, you
couldn't stay off your phone,
so I'm sorry, but you are disqualified.
[buzzing]
Oh, that's fine. You kids have fun.
Don't mind me, I'll just be
over here taking video for Dad.
And our last contestant is James.
Fun fact, James is too scared to
go up in the attic of his own house.
Not sure why I'm the
only one who got a fun fact,
but there was definitely a ghost up there.
All right. Round one. Trending topics.
I'll list off the topics that
are trending right now
and all you have to do is stay
off your phone. Here we go.
Millie Bobby Brown.
- Oh I love her!
- Why is she trending?
[dinging]
Hamburger cereal.
Ew gross, I want to see it so bad.
How does that even work?
A deadly asteroid is
heading towards Earth.
- Wait is that really happening?
- Should we be concerned?
[dinging]
And time.
Well done, but it only
gets harder from here.
In the next round, you'll
have to stay off your phone
while a boring person
tells a story. Yikes.
Susan, bring out the boring person.
And the clock starts...
Now.
This morning I woke up
and I felt pretty tired still.
So I decided to hit the snooze on my
alarm to give myself another 15 minutes.
- Well unfortunately I was--
- So! Boring!
Need distraction.
But it was really cushiony to just
lie there for an extra few minutes.
I wanna scroll so bad it hurts.
You know how sometimes
you take a 20-minute nap
and you wake up feeling even
more tired? This was a lot like that.
But I wasn't tired so
much as just kinda groggy.
Where is this going?
[dinging]
And time.
Wow.
That was amazingly boring.
Now, let's kick this up a notch.
Susan, bring out the you know what.
It's a cat dressed like Ariana Grande
And it's riding a vacuum.
So! Much! Happening!
This would go so viral!
Oh, if you think that would
go viral, check out this. Susan.
It's Ariana Grande, dressed as a cat.
Let's see her interact
with the cat dressed as her.
Meow.
Yuh.
That's it! I need a video of this!
Mom! Mom are you getting this?
You bet. Ariana Grande, over here honey.
Oh, that's my face.
You know what, forget it! I'll just do it!
[buzzing]
Well, Chelsea was not
able to stay off her phone.
Which means that James...
James what are you doing?
Oh, so that's hamburger cereal?
[buzzing]
I'm sorry James, but you have to
stay off your phone for the entire show.
Well, once again, nobody won.
Nobody ever wins this game.
But maybe they will
next week? Probably not.
Either way, be sure to tune into...
Stay! Off! Your! Phone!
[cheering]
