-Welcome to "The Tonight Show,"
everybody!
Thank you so much for watching!
I appreciate it.
Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon,
and I love you.
Thank you so much
for watching the show.
Let's get to some news here.
Well, guys, it's been a rough
few months for President Trump.
His approval rating
has plummeted,
his handling of the pandemic and
protests has been a disaster,
and his rally in Tulsa
was seen as a flop,
so today, he decided
to cheer himself up.
-President Trump
toured a section
of newly built border wall
in Arizona today.
-Yep, Trump visited
the wall today.
'cause in times of crisis,
it's important
to be with your loved ones.
Trump said he loves barriers
that block dangerous things,
then went back to
not wearing a mask.
It was quite a scene
when Trump arrived,
especially when his entire staff
hopped the wall into Mexico.
Adiós!
See you at my book signing!
Yep, Trump celebrated
the 200th mile of his wall,
even though the border
is 2,000 miles long.
Instead of finishing the wall,
Trump's gonna keep people out
with a giant banner that says,
"Home of the coronavirus!"
And if the wall and banner
don't work,
Trump has an even better idea
to keep people out --
He's gonna build a ramp
with a very slight decline
at the end.
[ As Trump ] "They'll never,
ever be able to get
off that ramp,
not with leather bottoms.
Very slippery
with leather bottoms.
By the way, I know
Leather Bottoms,
and I have not had
any relationship with her.
Leather and I --
purely professional."
[ Normal voice ]
Leather Bottoms?
Once Trump was done
with the wall,
he made another stop in Arizona.
-President Trump is speaking
to thousands of young supporters
at a mega-church
in Phoenix, Arizona.
-Yeah, Trump gave a speech
at a local church,
and the biggest part
of that speech
was when he showed everyone
how he can drink communion wine
out of one hand.
Pssh.
It wasn't just Trump
who was traveling.
Today, Mike Pence
went to Wisconsin.
Let's see how that went.
Trump can't go down ramps.
Pence can't go up stairs.
Pretty soon,
the whole administration's
gonna be sitting
on stair lifts like...
Whew.
Pence was so embarrassed
that he actually had some color
in his face.
People are still
talking about this.
During a speech on Saturday,
Trump said
he told his administration
to slow down testing,
but yesterday, Trump said
the comment was
semi-tongue-in-cheek.
And today, Trump tweeted...
Twitter didn't
fact-check that one.
They just put on
a "yikes" emoji.
Yep, everyone's confused
about whether Trump is serious
about asking to slow down
testing, or if he's just joking.
Well, let's see
if Dr. Fauci's testimony today
cleared things up.
-None of us have ever been told
to slow down on testing.
That just is a fact.
In fact, we will be
doing more testing.
-Yep, Fauci said they haven't
slowed down testing.
He was basically like, "Yeah,
we stopped listening to Trump
a long time ago."
Well, this is good. Fauci said
a vaccine could be ready
by the end of this year
or early 2021.
You could tell
things are tense with Trump
'cause Fauci said
the vaccine should be ready
the day after
Joe Biden's inauguration.
[ Chuckles ]
Fauci is optimistic
about a vaccine.
After four months of working
in the White House,
he's like, "Look,
by the end of the year,
I'm definitely injecting
something into my veins, so..."
Dr. Fauci also said there's
a surge of coronavirus cases
in Florida.
Yep, the virus spent the winter
in New York.
Now it's spending
the summer in Florida.
It's basically the opposite
of my grandma.
You know, it seems like
the news about coronavirus
gets more and more depressing
each day.
Do we have anything
that can cheer us up?
-Nine different types
of hand sanitizer
may contain a potentially
fatal ingredient.
-Well, that didn't work.
And finally,
Black Lives Matter protests
are continuing
across the country.
And for a lot of white people,
this is their first time
joining a march,
so they might
feel uncomfortable chanting
or don't know what to say.
Well, there's a new album
that's here to help.
Check it out.
-Are you a white person going
to Black Lives Matter protests
for the first time
but aren't sure what to say?
Presenting "Protest Chants
for White People."
We've got chants like...
We also have call-and-response
chants like...
Wow. They totally get it.
And yes, our chants
are in rhythms
that white people are used to...
...along with the chants
that could have rhymed
but definitely do not.
So, white people,
chant out loud and proud,
but not too loud.
It's not about you.
Order your copy today.
