- She's a very funny
person from Oakwood, Ohio.
You can see her starting July
22 at the Just for Laughs
Comedy Festival in Montreal.
From Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy
Club in Las Vegas, Nevada,
please welcome Beth Stelling!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
 Hey.
Hello, Vegas!
Thank you.
Thank you.
I've been here 24 hours and I've
already been to Chippendales
just to see an old friend.
Who's been to Chippendales?
[CHEERING]
Oh, we have some
Magic Mikers here or--
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
We have to remember,
Chippendales walked,
so that Magic Mike
could run, OK?
We have to pay our respects.
When you went to Chippendales,
did you have a little celebrity
guest host, who went?
No?
Oh, I thought they
always had one.
Were you boozing a little bit?
A little boozy.
Well, I like to remain
clearheaded at a male revue.
And our celebrity guest
host was Tony Dovolani.
He's from "Dancing
with the Stars."
I don't know who he
is, but our moms do.
[LAUGHTER]
He's a very handsome,
charismatic man.
There's a portion of the
show that is called the Chip
Shot, where ladies are invited
up onstage to participate
in a series of rigorous
events in order
to win a very prestigious award
that is called the Chip Shot.
So I'm sitting up at the
front with my friends
and some other comedians,
and Tony asks who wants
to come up and participate.
And one of my special
skills is a murder scream.
So I just--
I really let it rip.
And I think I scared
him, because he was like,
oh, OK, get up here.
Whatever makes it stop.
Now, the first event is
speed dress a Chippendale.
Very counterintuitive.
Not why we came.
But I'm a competitive person.
And really all I had to do was
clip on a few little wristlets
and a bit of a
bow tie situation.
And I know how to work
a button and a snap.
I'm basically ready
to be a mother.
So I'm passed to the
next round, which
is reenact your favorite sexual
position with a Chippendale,
which was difficult
for me, because mine
is tied to the ceiling fan.
So I was like, I don't know
how we're going to do this.
But we managed.
I proceed.
By the way, women are
dropping like flies, OK?
It's down to me and two
other women, one of which
is a real exotic dancer.
I was like, what are
you doing here, lady?
Take a night off.
So the third and final event is
give a Chippendale a lap dance.
So they set up
these three chairs.
I'm paired with Tyler.
Tony is in the
back here judging.
The music starts.
I whip out a little
handstand into a straddle
into Tyler's face.
And my friends here lose
their minds, because they did
not know that I could do that.
My ex-boyfriend
was also they're.
Not as happy, because he
was like, you can do that?
Now, there are no cameras
allowed at Chippendales,
but my whole routine
was captured by a woman
who works at Chippendales.
She's a den mother of sorts.
Her name's Shayzha.
And she came up to me after
the show, and she said,
I got all of that.
I don't know what
made her do it.
I would imagine the inciting
incident was at the beginning
of the video, you can see
me hike my jeans up as
high as they possibly can go.
And she was probably
in the back of the room
like, I'm going to
need to get this.
So in the video,
as I'm spreading
my gates of heaven
for Tyler, upon which
he fake motorboats my hoot--
I don't blame him.
He saw an opportunity
and he took it.
That is what separates the
amateurs from the pros, OK?
So in the video, you see
the professional dancer
look at this happening and sort
of point and go, as if to say,
I'm not on the clock.
Just give it to her.
So I won.
I won the Chip Shot.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
There is no physical
award, just the honor
that it brings upon your family.
I do think that my mom was
happy that those gymnastics
classes finally paid
off, were you not, Mom?
They paid off.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Oh, my god!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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