Tortures for Flies, number 67!
Capture a randy male fly, and remove his wings.
Carefully paint a red stripe upon his
posterior,
and introduce him to a female black widow spider, in heat!
The fly's terror is juxtaposed to her highly...
...enamored state with this little impostor!
He can't believe his luck,
and she makes it clear, that she is receptive!
[Female spider giggles]
Without warning, he mounts his prize.
Allowing his imagination to run wild,
and his loins to run free!
Voicing her displeasure, she rejects further advancement.
Leaving no room for doubt, a relationship comes first!
[SMACK]
[Nag-nag-nag]
Long-winded lectures of psychobabble,
...mixed with his inattentiveness,
...leave her to wonder why her dreams...
...aren't matching reality!
[Hysterical crying]
The relationship continues to spiral downward,
...until the fly, out of desperation, literally...
...exterminates himself!
He can still win her heart...
...by ending up on today's menu!
Bon Appetit!!!
