I don't always tell dad jokes,
but when I do, he laughs
[cues seinfeld theme]
I went to the restaurant on the moon
The food was great,
but there was no atmosphere
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
The first french fries weren't fried in France
They were fried in grease
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer once
I don't know what he laced them with,
but I was tripping all day
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day
I quit my job crushing cans of pop
It was soda pressing
I wrote a song about a burrito
Actually, it's more of a rap
I made a belt out of watches
it was a waist of time
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me
A guy just attacked me with cheese and milk
How dairy
Thanks for the fanart! :]
