Hi everyone my name is Danny, and I'm an addict.
Hi Danny
I've been addicted to making videos about Jake Paul for about three months now
It started out just cuz he started making really bad music, but it's gotten worse
He just keeps doing ridiculous shit, and I feel like I can't stop making videos about him.
Wait, wait,
You're, you're just addicted to making videos about Jake Paul?
Yeah, I know
It's awful.
You know that's not like a real addiction right dude?
What? Yeah it is.
I can't stop making videos about him. I would call that an addiction.
I don't understand if he keeps making ridiculous shit
Why wouldn't you keep making videos about it?
Well, I don't know-I-like--
Dude, this support group is for people with real addictions if you don't have one you shouldn't be here
Oh really? 'Real addictions.' What are you addicted to?
Heroin
And you?
Heroin
And you?
Wait, what's up with that guy?
He's high on heroin.
okay, so just cuz I'm not addicted to heroin that means I can't come hang out with you guys
No, dude, get out of here. Yeah, dude you gotta go.
whoa okay. Get out of here. Go, leave! Alright!
You gotta go, you gotta get out of here. Fine
Does anyone have any heroin?
It was just a dream
Obviously that would never happen in real life.
I'm not addicted to making Jake Paul videos.
I'm addicted to heroin. I know that. oh
It's morning
Which means it's December 1st, which means it's Christmas time
Jake Paul just uploaded a Christmas song to YouTube! That seems like the perfect way to celebrate.
*All I Want For Christmas Is You plays*
What's up Greg
It's me Danny and welcome back to another episode of
"Jake Paul done made me cringe"
Today is a very holly jolly episode as you can see because we've got a little guy back here
He's uh he's our little Christmas guy
So yesterday, Jake Paul released an entire Christmas
Album that's just a bunch of Christmas songs
I haven't listened to the whole thing yet because I'm never going to
But he did post one music video for one of his songs
which is called Litmas featuring none other than Slim-
'jixmi'
'Slim Jixmi'
He's a famous rapper and Jake Paul has gotten him to join forces with him on this beautiful song
called Litmas
In case you haven't heard
This isn't the first time Jake Paul has gotten a big rapper to be in one of his music videos the last music video he
Posted was a remix to its everyday bro with Gucci Mane - or Gucci man
How was it pronounced gucci man- mane.
And that was uh..
Very odd. It was very-it was pretty awkward, honestly. It seemed like Gucci Mane really did not want to be there
That's just the vibe that I got from the whole thing.
So I'm curious to see what Slim Jxmmi is gonna be like in
This music video so without further ado, let's just go ahead and give it a little look-see, a little watch
But before we start. I just wanted to say that Greg merch is out now
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Alright, let's watch this music video and see what we got going on
(Jake Paul) You know kids
back in my day
The only thing lit on Christmas were the lights.
Now, you kids are running around with your shenanigans holes in your pants and social medias.
It's like
everything's lit.
Heard someone say
Litmass
(Danny) So the music video starts with this tiny little skit at the beginning of it
I don't know why that's become such a thing now making
little skits at the beginning of your music videos.
The one that he made with Gucci Mane has a little skit at the beginning of it,
and it's literally just them sitting in a car and Jake goes,
'Hey, we should remix It's Everyday Bro'
and Gucci Mane goes, 'I'm down' and then and then the song starts
It's like did that really add anything to the music video?
Why not just make the song start.
Like yeah, obviously your remixing 'It's Everyday Bro'
That's -that's what the song is
(Gucci Mane) Yeah. Yeah, good idea
(Danny) Honestly, that skit is probably just to make it seem like Jake Paul didn't have
to pay Gucci Mane to be in the video with him
And they're just buds, and they were just happen to be hanging out in a car
I just don't understand the trend of of putting little skits at the beginning of your music videos.
But anyway, so you got Jake Paul here dressed as a grandma and he's holding
This kid who looks deeply disturbed, and he's knitting and he's telling everybody about how the Christmas didn't used to be so lit
But now it is
(Jake Paul) Christmas is lit
Christmas Litmas
Christmas is lit
Christmas Litmas
(Danny) Alright solid lyrics so far 'Christmas is lit'
'Christmas Litmas'
it's like he's trying to explain the pun that he's making like he's like guys guys guys. It's lit and Christmas
Litmas
like dude we get the pun you just put lit and Christmas together, so it's Litmas
You don't have to explain it
(Jake Paul) Imma young Santa Claus put respect on my name put nitrous in my sleigh now my sh- spit flames
Check the naught list and y' see our names
red and white
looking like candy canes
It's a Litmas sleigh switchin' them lanes
side chick Mrs. Claus
Just be playing these games. Can't hang with the lames, red and green on the chains cuz some Christmas Gucci frames
its a Litmas Bro
I'm just happy that we're saying Christmas in this country again, Merry Christmas
(Danny) Honestly, Jake Paul. He's gotten rid of happy holidays, and he's saying- well he's actually saying Litmas
But, um, but he's really bringing back the Christmas spirit. You know the spirit of
Bitches and hoes and Lamborghinis. You know I think that's really what the Christmas spirit was missing all this time
(Jake Paul) Christmas is lit, Christmas=Litmas
(Slim Jxmmi) I put a Lamborghini Murcielago on my Christmas list (lambo!!) I buy that sh- myself if Santa don't deliver it
(Cash out)
Imma fly like a reindeer in this damn designer fit (designer) and i got a Christmas tree
I'm about to wrap it like a kill-
(Danny) Right if you don't know who Slim Jx-Jxmmi is-
He he's from Rae Sremmurd. They're a popular rap group. He's doing pretty good. Honestly
I don't know how Jake Paul got him in the song. I can only assume that he
You know... paid him.
he probably doesn't even know who Jake Paul is
Lucky...
I will admit he's doing a much better job of acting like he wants to be there then Gucci Mane did. In that music video
He was just like so
Awkwardly in the background like just kind of looking around
and dancing the entire time. Also in the thumbnail for that video Jake Paul made Gucci Mane as small as he possibly could in the
thumbnail like he wasn't the big rapper in it. like why would-  if you got a huge rapper like gucci mane in your song
Why wouldn't you make him bigger in the thumbnail?
(Slim Jxmmi) Mrs. Claus and all the
friends inside my swimming pool (splash)
Litmas this Christmas we breakin' all the rules
(Danny) Oh, yeah, look at those dancers
I love t- I love me some good reindeer, butt, and I'm sure is twelve year old girl followers do too.
They're like. Oh, yeah, get it hmm. Yes
That's what's so weird about Jake Paul is I feel like there's this like huge disconnect for him
where he doesn't know who his fans are even, though every time he goes to a meet-and-greet
It's just like thousands of screaming little girls, but then he makes a music video like this where it's like
Yeah, girls shake that ass. It's Christmas. Let's do- let's do drugs!!! whoo!!!!
I don't understand who he thinks his demographic is.
(Slim Jxmmi) my birthday next week, so get ready for the Litmas 2!!
(Danny) oh shit, that nutcrackers going ham goddamn it. he's going nuts
(Jake Paul) Christmas is lit, Christmas=Litmas
This Christmas is lit
Christmas be the sh- (mmm true)
Christmas make me one a post family pics. My parents are divorced. I made two Christmas lists.
(Danny) Damn, that's kind of sad
I've never heard a rapper rap about having divorced parents like it was cool. Yeah, that's right bitch my parents are divorced
They had a really rough marriage, and they couldn't make it work.
I mean I guess that's cool. Good for him
I guess, it's just... weird
(Jake Paul) Coal in my stocking bought myself a whip
Like I said my Christmas is lit.
(Danny)I feel like this music video is gonna give me a seizure
What the fuck is going on. There's just like they're just flashing lights into the lens and like everything is colorful
It's just it's too much
I get that he wanted to go all out because that's just the Jake Paul thing is just to do
The Most all the time, but it's just, I mean, a little bit of subtlety dude, will go a long way
You don't have to dress girls up like reindeer and make them twerk for your video
(Jake Paul) Christmas=Litmas
♪♪
(Danny) It's available on iTunes and Spotify for all of you out there who want to, uh, download it.
Maybe play it for your parents or something.
Um Okay, so uh that's the whole song. That's the- that's- that's a rap. Honestly
not as bad as I was expecting
It's just bizarre.
The Slim Jxmmi verse was
like decent, and uhh
He definitely made the whole video better overall by looking like he actually wanted to be there
But I don't know dude. Jake Paul rapping is just like- I don't think I'll ever- I don't think I'll ever
be cool with it. Okay guys well
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