SEE, I'VE BEEN PUMMELLING PUNY PLAYERS
WITH MY PUNCHES OF PURPLE.
I'M A VIOLENT VIOLET VILLAIN
WHO IS VILE AND VULGAR
GLOATING IN ALL MY GREATNESS
IN THIS GAME I'M A GURU.
WHILE I'M DISTRACTED BY MY EGO
THEY BE FORMING A CIRCLE
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. 
BLINDSIDED BY ZELDA.
TRIED TO SORT HER OUT
BUT THEN I GOT A SWORD TO THE TEMPLE.
EVERY VERSION OF LINK
TRIED TO HURT ME PERMANENTLY.
THEN A MOB OF THESE DAMN
ANIMATIONS STARTED MERGING A TEAM
GETTING BOMBARDED WITH CROW BARS
BAR BELLS AND ARM BARS.
POKEMON TRAINER WANTED ME TO GET BURNED
SO HE CHOSE THAT CHARIZARD.
ARSE CHARRED AND ALL SCARRED BY MEGA MAN.
I CHANNELED IN ON MY VENGEANCE
SAID LETS GO AGAIN
JIGGLY PUFF, THINKIN' HE'S TUFF
PUT HIM TO SLEEP WITH A KICK IN THE GUT
LITTLE MAC WAS MY PUNCHING BAG
CHEWED KIRBY UP LIKE BUBBLEGUM
I MADE THE WII TRAINER DO PUSHUPS
MII BRAWLER GOT SHOOK UP
DUCK HUNT GOT DUCK HUNTED
THEY DIDN'T DUCK AND GOT COOKED UP.
THEY TRIED TO KEEP ME OUT
BUT I BUSTED RIGHT IN
GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
SO I MIGHT AS WELL WIN
BITCH I'M WALUIGI
EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT.
YOU KNOW I'M NEVER PLAYING
WHEN I'M OUT OF HERE YELLING WAH
YO WHATS YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
BITCH I'M WARMING UP
LIKE A PRE HEATING OVEN.
CUZ I'VE BEEN BEATING ON THESE TOONS
LIKE I'M GOOD AT PERCUSSION.
THERE'S REPERCUSSIONS
IF YOU COMING AT THE BOY, NO DISCUSSION.
YOSHI BEEN LOBBING ALL THESE EGGS
BUT THEY GET COOKED BY THE DOZEN.
THAT'S OVER EASY
SHULK AND SHIEK GOT ME SLASHED
BUT THEN I TOOK OUT MY RACKET
QUICKLY TOOK CARE OF THAT
SONIC, I COULDN'T CATCH
THAT RODENT WAS FUCKING FAST
WOLF WAS SHOWING THEM FANGS
I PUNTED HIM IN HIS PATCH.
JOKER LET OUT A LAUGH
WHACKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS MASK
FOX YOU ARE NOT A STAR
GET THE GUN AWAY FROM MY CAP.
THE TRIGGER WAS PULLING BACK
I SNATCHED IT RIGHT OUT HIS HANDS.
LET FIRE ON ROSALINA AND LUMA
AND LUCAS' ASS.
BAYONETTA WHIP LASHED ME
PISTOL WHIPPED ME WITH GATS.
GRENINJA TRIED TO WASH ME OUT
AND SINK THE SHIP WITH A SPLASH.
DIDDY WENT FUCKIN' APE
AND BATTERED ME WITH BANANAS.
SIMON AND RICHTER STUCK ME
THOUGHT I WAS NOSFERATU
DON'T LET MY LANKY LOOKING FIGURE DECEIVE
YOU
I GOT THAT MUSCLE MASS.
I MADE A SHAKE OUT OF PICHU
PROTEIN A HUNDRED GRAMS 
WITH THOSE ELECTROLYTES
I'M BUZZING UP SO NOW WHO'S NEXT TO FIGHT?
I'M FULLY CHARGED
SO YOU CAN STEP UP, IKE.
WE COLLIDED IN EPIC FASHION
THE HEAVEN'S CLASHING.
HIS RAGNELL WAS NO MATCH
FOR MY HERCULEAN RACKET.
OLIMAR SAW ME PICK 
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS PIKMIN
AND THEN HE GOT HIS SPACE HELMET KICKED IN.
KING OF THE CROCODILES
YOU RULE NO LAND.
BETTER GO AND HIDE
I'LL TURN YOUR ASS TO LEATHER BAG.
TELEKINETIC GRASP ON MY THROAT
WITH NO OXYGEN.
EDUCATION COMES IN HANDY...
BEEN STUDYING BOXING AND
UPPERCUTTED MEWTWO
HIS VISION WAS TWO TOO.
PALUTENA WAS TOTALED
HER TEMPLE GOT TERMINATED
I'M COO COO
FALCO LOMBARDI HIT PHANTASM
MY BACK SPASM'D.
I'M WORRIED THAT I'M GOING TO LOSE LOSE.
CLOUD HAD ME LOOKING AT A SKY OF GRAY
IF HE PUT THE FINISHING TOUCH ON ME
I'MA DIE TODAY.
ROY PULLED OUT THE FIRE BLADE
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE.
TOLD ME THAT ITS ENDING HERE
RECOMMENDED I SHOULD PRAY.
PEACH AND DAISY PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE
PIKACHU'S ABOUT TO FRY ME LIKE FISH FILET
MARTH AND LUCINA WERE READY TO TAKE MY LIFE
AWAY
INKLING READY TO SPLATTERSHOT MY FUCKIN' BRAIN
THEN I HEARD A HOLD UP WAIT. 
IT WAS CHROM WALKING TO ME.
SAID HE WANNA DO THE HONOURS
I WON'T SEE ANOTHER DAY.
THEY TRIED TO KEEP ME OUT
BUT I BUSTED RIGHT IN
GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
SO I MIGHT AS WELL WIN
BITCH I'M WALUIGI
EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT.
YOU KNOW I'M NEVER PLAYING WHEN I'M OUT OF
HERE YELLING WAH
YO WHATS YO DEAL WITH WALUIGI?
