OOH! Chimpanzee that!
MONKEY NEWS!
Right. Now, uhh...
It was back in the 1980s
Right. So it is quite topical then...
When did this happen then? 1980s?
- Yep . . .
- Yeah.
It's about a.... uhh...
Columbian F1. Sort of...  You know, Formula One driver
Yep....
Ehh... Apparently these race were goin' on
Right? And, uh, SOMEONE kept winning them
*Stephen laughing*
Right! OK! Forget it. Forget it
No don't do it.
It's,.. 'cause it's rub -
'Cause it's rubbish...
Right. So SOMEONE kept winning the races....
*Stammering* So, this um, this SOMEONE - this "human" that kept winning the races -
SO THIS "HUMAN BEING" that kept 
winning the races, Karl
What was his name?
Umm. His name is here,
it's Jimmy something
Yeah!? HOW TALL IS HE?
R: Just out of interest!
K: No. No. How tall's he?
R: Was he about, 4ft... 4ft 8?
K: I'm trying to tell you the story
K: You might find out if I tell you the story
Eh!
Right?
Go on.
K: So, anyway -
He kept winnin' and everyone was like
"Oh! He's brilliant, this guy!"
"Who is he?"
And all that.
But, his GIMMICK, right...
R: Was never showing... Never showing his body or face?
K: That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
K: Never took his helmet off
R: You are a - you're an idiot
Never took his helmet off, right?
R: You know the short trousers he used to wear?
You know his trousers were about a foot long?
But his shirt -
the sleeves were REALLY LONG!
Anyway, right?
So because he wouldn't take his helmet off
R: You're an idiot
He was taking part in like, the F3 - which is like, the lower ranks of formula one 'n' that
R: Just get to it... Just get to...
K: Everyone thought it was like a famous driver who was taking part 'n' that
R: Just get to it being a monkey
and we can go home
Anyway, what happened was - 
there was a crash one day
Yep
And the car tipped over and everyone was like *gasp*
R: He ran up a tree? -
He ran away from the ambulance people up a tree and started eating a banana?
K: So, the marshals ran over and the ambulance people were there
and they were about to take his helmet off
and the marshal was like
"Don't take his helmet off"
Stephen: "You'll give away the secret that he's a monk-"
Karl: "You'll give away the secret 'n' that"
Ricky: Chimp?
K: Took his helmet off...
R: Jimmy chimp?Jimmy Chimpus?
Little monkey under there!
No!
Definitely not!
R: Ok, let's play Ryan Adams
S: Did he survive?
S: Let me - just a couple of questions - 
did he survive?
Yeah he did, yeah.
He was allowed to keep all the awards that he won
S: Sure!
K: But he wasn't allowed to take part in any other races
Yep! Didn't happen.
Uh, this is Ryan Adams,
we'll see you next week.
This is a song called 'The Shadowlands'
also from that 'Life (Love*) is Hell' album
It's good stuff... 
*Laughing*
R: IDIOT!
