This year, we at Apple ask you to say, "Hello," to the iPhone, 
and almost 1 million of you already have.
But some of you have been saying some other things to the iPhone,
Like, "Hey, will you work on T-Mobile?"
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Look at this thing, it's a marvel of engineering and design.
If something's not in here, it's because you don't need it. 
and if it doesn't run on your network,
it's because we've decided your network isn't good enough.
We've heard that some of you have found a way to "unlock" the iPhone.
Hacking your iPhone voids Apple's generous warranty.
And it  means that we're no longer legally responsible for anything that might happen to you.
Like, maybe your iPhone can't get the firmware upgrades it needs to work.
Or your phone stops receiving calls and no one can get in touch with you.
Or maybe your legs get broken somehow.
Who knows? Hacking is dangerous.
So enjoy your iPhone, only on at&t.
No, no. Legs...we don't need that yet.
