Jack: Oh welcome back gamerrrs
Jack: No, I hate myself 
Felix: I wanted to join I'm like no I can't
Felix: Intro completed welcome back!
Felix: Wow we traveled so far! 
Jack: Commence intro number five, welcome
Jack: What are we doing?
Felix: We are-  
Jack: I climb mountain now 
Felix: Oh climb mountain very epic
Felix: *gasp* ALPACA. I'll get to this one
Jack: Are those wild alpacas?
Felix: They're wild epicly
Jack: Oh my - *laughs*
Jack: I want one we don't have any saddles
Felix: *fkkk noises*
Felix: Maybe we can ask them for... what   
Jack: Are you spitting like the alpacas?
Felix: Bebe bebe alpaca  
Jack: Two bebes!
Felix: Okay, how about this we put them in a hole so we can just grab them later 
 Jack:..okay
Felix: We're your new papi 
Jack: HEY sorry
h e y
Jack: Oh come on. I'm not fast enough at digging! Use your tiny hands
Felix: Why, it's too fast. He can't be stopped. 
Jack: There we go there we go. push em in
Jack: Go in
Felix: Oh my god, you pushed him out. 
Jack: I did not, I did nooot 
Felix: I think they will despawn
Felix: Just so we're clear that 
Jack: No no this is gonna work perfect
Jack: It's because we care!
Felix: I'll put a lid just to make sure he's safe
Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice
Felix: To water sheep?
Jack: No! To golden alpaca
Jack: There you go. You stole my kelp! 
Felix: My inventory's full. It's a mess
Jack: Really? I have like five things. 
Felix: Oh, can I give you some? 
Jack: Yeah, please
Jack: Dude I want a pet dolphin in my game! 
Felix: Yeah me too! Why can you not? Bull crap
(New CC person has arrived)
(SkeletorTheAlcoholic Was Here)
Jack: I-I trapped one before, (and) he died
Felix: *Audible Gasp* FLOWER BIOME!
Jack: Is that... special?
Jack: Is that... special? 
Felix: No
Felix: No
Felix: Never mind, it's not...
Felix: Is regular...
*Sad Felix noises*
Jack: So I have a flower
Jack: ISLAND in my game
Jack: Is that special?
Jack: Is that special?
Felix: Huh
Jack: Am I special?! 
*excited Jack noises*
Felix: Yeah, yeah you're special
Jack (in a high pitch): OOOH!!! MY GOSH!!!
Felix (trying to ignore Jack): Did we immigrate to a new world?
Felix: Because I feel like that's what we did
Felix: Even though it's
Felix: equally bad
Jack: *Dies while trying to speak*
Jack: Pretty much
Jack: We left Scandinavia, we need new accents
(CC Person: Oh dear gosh, Jack please no)
Felix: Uhhhm
Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe
Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe
Felix (in a horrible Russian accent): Oopsies, we went to Ree-uh-sha (Russia)
Felix: *Snickers*
Felix: It is vury (very) eyypic (epic)
Jack (while laughing): Reee-uh-sha
Felix: no, Re-uh-sha
Jack: Oh my gosh
Jack: Kill skeleton
Jack: Skeleton, too scary
Felix: Skeleton look a lot like
Felix: Skeleton look a lot like
Jack: I do not like it
Felix: Everyone (in) my family
Felix: Because we don't fwed (feed)
Jack: hah, pffffffft
Jack: Okay, no go back
Jack: This is way worse
Felix: Go back dude, I don't like this. Do you like? 
Jack: No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. We're not doing anything
Felix: I'm trying to figure out... ooh
Felix: Let's go to spruce place. I like the spruce place. 
Jack: We could have had like seven story house by now,
Felix: WITCH!
kill the witch!
Jack: where are you seeing a witch?
Felix: Oh, help me please
Jack: they'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are
Felix: Please help
I'm about to die.
Jack: Oh, I heard that
Felix: please help!
Jack: I'm coming!
Felix: Ple-heeheease help
Felix: My sword went out
Jack: All I have is a pickaxe
Felix: I have an axe. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Jack: No. You're not
Felix: I'm gonna die
Jack: No you're not
Felix: I have one health
Jack: you're not gonna die, the witch is dead
Felix: We need to sleep. Otherwise, we won't respawn
Jack: sleep sleep sleep
Felix: Oh my god you have arrows everywhere
Jack: Oh my god I'm about to die
I saved you though!
Felix: You did bro. Thanks, bro
Jack: No problem, bro.
Felix: Three hours too late, ugh cringe
Jack: *in spongebob voice* 3 hours later
Jack: OH! Enderman! Oh god, there's creepers everywhere
What do we doo
Felix: Um, okay wait
I don't know should we go back? What did we do?
Jack: I don't know- keep pushing forward. Just keep going
Felix: Okay let's go to the spruce
Jack: Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this
Felix: We have to kill a sheep if you see them-
Felix: So we can sleep we need to sleep Jack we need to sleep
Jack: I know but we need a workbench as well
Felix: Oh there's a village here! we can sleep in the village! Hurry! Follow me!
Jack: sweet!
Jack: Oh god, oh god, wait-
Felix: there's wolfies!
Jack: *gasp* tiny doggos!
Felix: Okay, watch out for berries. They hurt they sting. They sting like tears from your eyes
Jack: Oh my god, you have special technique of jumping. I didn't know that makes you go faster.
Felix: Oh my god, noob
Jack: AHHHHHH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE!
Felix: NOOOOOOOO
Jack: RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
Jack: GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP
Felix: I gotta get my pickaxe and sleep
Felix: Okay, okay, okay 
Jack: Oh god wait, where the hell do I respawn?
Felix:I told you brah we were supposed to sleep
Jack: oh no
Felix: You died outside!
Jack: oh no, I'm in the original place
*funky screaming*
Felix: Wait, I have to sleep. I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait. Do we have to sleep at the same time? Three two one sleep.
Felix: There's no beds!
Jack: I'm sleeping
Felix: There's no beds!
Jack: I'm sleeping!
Felix: Ooh I found diamond
Jack: Oh look, morning. Top of morning!
Felix: Top of morning- okay -727
Jack: don't- don't do me like this
Felix: heh heh, minus 2000
Jack: I'll make a boat
Felix: Are you actually gonna walk?
Jack: No, I'm gonna sail, I'm not walking all of this
Felix: God, you're a legend Jack, I would just have teleported
Jack: No cheat 
Felix: no cheats. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen, I respect I respect
Jack: I do need- I do need food though
Felix: Jack, you're not gonna believe what I just found
Jack: what
Felix: not one, not two
Felix: Seven potatoes
Jack: *GASP*
Jack: OH MY GOD! IT WAS SO WORTH IT
Jack: This is why I made the sacrifice. Maybe I'll just go to the nether and die in lava five times again 
Felix: Oh my god
Jack: See it's funny because I can joke about it now
Felix: Now that it hasn't happened
Jack: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again. 
Felix: woah there's armor racks
Jack: I went into the nether and forgot-
Felix: Sorry, tell me
Jack: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a Ghast to ffl- light the portal
Felix: nooOOoo
Jack: And then he disrupted the lava and I died in it
Felix: Oh my god
Jack: I have a problem
Felix: Jack, you keep dYING
Jack: I know, I'm horrible
Felix:  Okay so I bui- you're gonna love this. I built like one, two, three, four, five, six houses!
Jack: Built or stole?
Felix: uhhHHhh, does it matter?
Jack: Stealing them is better
Felix: Okay! Stole. I stole
Jack: Oh, awesome. Oh, hello!
Felix: Hello. Do you understand?
Jack: Felix me-um?
Felix: Felix me-ama
Felix: Okay
Jack: Oh, so good to meet
Felix: Hello, swedish, I speak like this so you understand me
Jack: Water sheep, water sheep
Jack: I don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is, I don't watch the episodes, I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody
Felix: It's literally just water sheep
Jack: I- that still doesn't explain anything. You say that like it's a normal thing in the game
Felix: What do you mean?
Jack: She's a sheep, but in the water?
Felix: Don't make me talk about it, it's too painful
Jack: okay, I get it, I'm sorry.
Felix: I killed cow now. Sorry cow, hungry.
Jack: I thought you were vegan?!
Felix: Oh, they are vegan cows
Jack: Oh, good
Jack: Good to know
Felix: You don't know vegan cows?
Jack: Is this another thing like water sheep?
Felix: No
Felix: I should never- I should never brought up water sheep, that's why we leave him- we leave it-  game behind
Jack: once you talk about water sheep. You never go back
Felix: You never forget the pain
Jack: I make bed and I sleep
Felix: Make a bed and sleep
Jack: Ah, goodnight world!
Felix: Okay, good night
Jack: Good night, sleep sleep
Felix: I sure hope green boy is thinking about me
Jack: always
Felix: Always, where- where is he? It's almost like he's speaking in my brain
Felix: But why he had to die? "I'm here"
Jack: Hello cow!
Felix: Don't speak
Jack: *whispers* sorry
Felix: Ok speak
Jack: hello
Felix: *sniffs* I smell potato... is you?
Jack: it's me, it's my deodorant
Jack: It's potato deodorant, I just rub a potato under there
Jack: OH! I see village! Oh my god
Felix: What?
Jack: Oh my god. I see
*both yelling*
Jack: Okay, I give you gift
Felix: OH
Felix: Thank yo- OH for me?
Jack: Oh my god there's ar-  iron chestplate!
Felix: Yeah for you, and follow me. Goodie bag
Jack: I didn't know you can put them on mannequins
Felix: Me neither, you can take
Jack: *gasp* heart potato!
Felix: Heart potato, and also look! Soft potatoes. I know you like-
Jack: soFT POTATOOO?!
Jack: You're a good friend
Jack: Diamond pickaxe, you keep for me?
Felix: Yeah, I don't know how many times I got it for you
Jack: It's the gift that keeps on giving
Felix: the gift that keeps on givin', this village is massive like look
Felix: It goes all the way
Felix: Even up here
Jack: Jeepers!
Felix: What do you want to do now?
Jack: uhh, not die.
Felix: Okay
Jack: Preferably
Felix: That seems fair.
Jack: So let's just stand in a corner, OH I find emerald
Felix: Really?
Jack: Yeah
Jack: In this house
Felix: you can chop. chop, chop
Jack: chop, chop, chop
Jack: I found sweet berries. I take in case we find fox
Felix: Ah!
Felix: Good call
Jack: That's really part of our problem right now, we really need to like tame
Jack: A wolf to get dogs. We need our dogs in Minecraft
Felix: I need my dogs bruh
Jack: so they can follow us
Felix: I agree
Jack: build a mansion right in the middle of all their houses
Felix: Yeah on top of all of theirs
Jack: yeah, wait, which is- who has the biggest house and we build a house on top of it
Jack: There's like a two-story house back here
Jack: what's going on over here? you guys havin' a disco?
Jack: Top of morning
Felix: Top of morning disco. Hello
Jack: What happens when you ring the bell? Why do they all run away?
Felix: It's supposed to like- if creatures attack. You can ring it and they all go into the house
Jack: Ahhh
Felix Oh my god, they- cool. They went to our house
Jack: Excuse me!
Felix: Everyone in the same building
Jack: Am I gonna have to commit a murder?
Felix: Don't do it, Jack. I know it's tempting but
Felix: You can forget murder
Jack: He has a sweeping edge iron sword for 11 emeralds
Felix: How many emeralds do you have?
Jack: four
Felix: This is so sad
Jack: But he have six soft potatoes for one
Felix: whoa
Felix: Bro
Jack: Bane of
Arthropods?
Felix: it's for- against spiders and stuff
Jack: Bane of arthropods - and knock-back one for sixteen emeralds.
Felix: Yeah, I never traded with these- those type of
villager
Felix: Yeah, we definitely improve this place, absolutely, you're welcome
Jack: so much. We should build it like-
Felix: hey watch this
Jack: Oh, me too, me too, HOP
Jack: Can I bounce him out of the bed?
Felix: Yeah, yeah you can
Jack: Oh my god, you can, yeah
Jack: GET OUT, GET OUT!
Jack: This bed is occupied
Felix: We should probably sleep actually
Jack: Okay, I got this one. There's one downstairs go
Felix: Okay go
Jack: All I see is "I'm here" "MASAKA" "YAAAH" "Sugoi"
Jack: Guys, get out of my house!
Felix: Your house look like an old lady
Jack: It kinda does
Felix: I want my- I want our house come on, let's build ours together
Felix: Don't want to steal other people's house
Jack: Okay. Good point, good point
Felix: Come on
Felix: We can be the mayors of this town
Jack: That's true and then they'll have to listen to us
Jack: We ring the bell every morning. We top of morning
Felix: We top of the morning to them
Jack: How about we make like a reverse tower
Jack: So it's skinny on the bottom but gigantic on the top
Felix: Like my
Felix: Peepee
Jack: it just starts at one block
Felix: Oh
Felix: Oh
Felix: See now the good idea come then- then 2x2, or
Felix: 3x3?
Felix: It'll have to be 3x3
Jack: I guess
Felix: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Jack: Oh, I ran out of bricks
Felix: We should go- wait, maybe we should go in the mines then. There's a mine, uh, down here
Felix: and uh get some cobblestone and shit
Jack: SWORE!
Felix: and shoot shoot shoot shoot. Don't shoot
Jack: I found hole. Okay, perfect. I found lava and water
Felix: Ah, nice
Jack: Should not get rid of that. I almost fell in... That would have been hilarious. Wouldn't it everybody?
Jack: Jack fell in a hole again
Felix: Maybe the diamond pickaxe is like your
Felix: Thing- like Voldemort, like your attachment to life
Jack: My- my horcrux?
Felix: Your horcrux. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it
Felix: That's why you haven't died yet cuz every time you manage to
Felix: throw your diamond pickaxe somewhere last second
Jack: Yeah, last-ditch effort
Jack: Okay, how am I getting down here?
Jack: Not like that- HUHH
Jack: Or just fall by accident.
Jack: Whoa, you make excellent entrance
Felix: Entrance to cave thing
Jack: WOW!
Felix: Completion.
Jack: Look at this!
Jack: I could fit a whole bus full of children down here
Felix: That's the plan, bus full of children go down the hall
Jack: beep beep!
Felix: Beep beep and then die
Felix: Why'd I have to say that
Jack: I didn't even hear- I didn't even pay attention to what you said
Felix: It's better that way
Felix: Stupid grass we have to cut you
Jack: Grass and flower
Jack: Oops, I make hole
Jack: This is so weird
Felix: What is it called- tratt, what does it call like a
Felix: do we build the edges as well or
Jack: Yeah, should we like start building like this?
Felix: Yeah
Jack: Sleep, sleep
Felix: Sleep, sleep
Jack: I find bed before anybody else it's mine it's mine dibs
Jack: They're all like *villager noises*
Felix: hRRRRRR I hate these people
Jack: where the hell do I sleep *chuckles* they suck
Jack: They just sound like Squidward
Felix: I feel like they just looked at Squidward and were like "yeah, that us"
Jack: yeah, pretty much
Felix: You know Spongebob is in the game, right?
Jack: What?
Felix: Have you done an ocean temple yet
Jack: No
Felix: Then you'll see Spongebob
Jack: They don't have any blast furnaces anywhere do they?
Felix: uhhh, there's- NO here, here, here, here, here
Felix: there
Jack: Ohhhh
Jack: I'll put the iron in that instead
Felix: *singing* iron in that instead
Felix: bada boo da ba my bed
Felix: Good job
Jack: ...Thanks
Jack: Dude me and fire do not cooperate in this game
Felix: Should we do it like this where we build only in the edge out and not like-
Jack: Yeah, so it's like a reverse pyramid almost
Felix: Yeah, aw dude that's sick. Egyptians be like we fucked up
Jack: Egyptians- Egyptians be like woah
Jack: Oh my god that actually looks really cool
Felix: Does it really? Oh cool!
Felix: Yeah, Egyptians be like-
Felix: And inside we'll have a bunch of parrots and a jukebox and they will be a party
Jack: Yeah!
Felix: Took a little long there, do you like this idea?
Jack: No I'm- I was on board man, I just didn't fully grasp the full concept of it at first
Felix: uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right. This became our new mine. I like that I built this whole entrance thing
Jack: This is just for now. This is just to steal rock
Felix: I see
Jack: The other one is ceremonial.
Felix: We borrow from Earth.
Jack: Oh god!
Both: Soft Potato!
Felix: So what if we burn down village?
Jack: It has to be symmetrical, it has to look good
Felix: It has to!
Jack: It has to look nice
Felix: Otherwise what's point
Jack: What's point in live?
Felix: We did the accent again, Jack
Jack: Oh we did
Jack: Our brains just turn off
Felix: Oh, Bro!
Jack: Wow
Felix: Gamers helping gamers
Jack: Should we have like- should we make steps all in here then as well later
Jack: So we could just walk up through the middle of it
Felix: Ooh, yes, aw that'd be sick.
Jack: Now we have to decide how many layers out we want it
Felix: Infinite.
Felix: We never stop building on it
Jack: Okay.
Felix: I want to see this from our other spawn.
Jack: I wanna be able to see it from space
Felix: Chinese wall, and upside-down pyramid
Jack: Excellent! oW
Jack: I fell off.
Felix: I think they're having a party by the fjord
Jack: Yeah, that's what they were doing last time!
Jack: Okay, break it up you guys!
Jack: Break it up go home! 
Felix: -actually work
Jack: Break it up!
Jack: I was gonna say maybe we should take out the block at the very bottom. So it's a floating pyramid
Felix: Oh, I see
Felix: Do you see me?
Jack: Yeah
Jack: HoW aRe YoU hOlDiNg Up ThE pYrAmId?!
Felix: AHHHH
Jack: Oh my god!
Felix: It's on top of my head Jack! Big brain!
Jack: don't ma- HA HA it's the house for my brain
Jack: that's awesome
Jack: How you get in now?
Felix: How I what?
Jack: How do you get in now?
Felix: It's how you enter
Jack: Maybe I can build a water elevator underneath it
Felix: See that's what I wanted you to do
Jack: It's three blocks at the bottom though you need two
Felix: MERRRRRRR
Jack: and then it'll be off center and I don't like that
Felix: Ohh my god
Felix: Oh, we have to sleep
Jack: Sleep sleep
Felix: Sleep sleep
Jack: Did you name a pig Pee-pee-poo-poo?
Felix: So what huh, what are you gonna do?
Jack: I just keep seeing pictures of you with pee-pee-poo-poo written all over it
Jack: I feel like I don't even need to watch your series at this point
Jack: Everyone else's just give me all the information I need
Felix: Pee-pee-poo-poo, that's all you need to know
Jack: Okay
Jack: Was he a good- was he a good pig?
Felix: He was the best boy
Felix: Sadly he died in the Wither fight. No, not really.
Jack: Oh no
Felix: We're all gonna die
Jack: You either die a pee-pee or you die a poo-poo
Felix: HRRR
Jack: Get out of there!
Felix: I'm lost
Felix: Get out!
Jack: HRRR where's the entrance? hrrr
Jack: If you're not out in ten seconds I kill
Felix: *gasp* *counting in Swedish*
Felix: I don't know what's wrong with me
Jack: Scientists have been trying to figure out for a while and
Felix: Scientists have been workin' on it
Jack: This getting very serious now
Felix: I don't know what- yeah exactly. I don't know what you're doing, but I'm into it
Jack: Building is the best part of Minecraft.
Felix: Oh, yeah. Dude this looks sICK BRO!
Jack: Oh no I ran out of stone... Haha surprise! Second stack
Felix: Who are you surprising?
Jack: Myself.
Felix: Okay, so we have one started in the middle here.
Jack: Oh, you should make four.
Felix: Okay that's cool
Jack: So it's- for directions
Jack: Everything has to be symmetrical in Minecraft
Felix: Yeah, I like it. It's very pleasing to the eye
Jack: Yeah!
Jack: Okay, I need more stone
Felix: Peasants! You're all a bunch of fools
Jack: Oh no it's gotten to his head already, it's not even finished and he's already a dictator
Felix: Poor!
Felix: Bask in the glory!
Jack: There's not even any like subtlety to it anymore, it's just "poor! weak!"
Jack: "Small brain!"
Felix: So how do you get out of the pyramid?
Jack: That's-
Felix: How do you get in?
Jack: That's something we figure out later! You build a pyramid first
Felix: Hello, did they invent how to extinguish fire first before inventing fire? I don't think so, alright?
Jack: Oh wow
Jack: Just- I never thought of that you're just blowing my mind right now
Felix: Yeah
Felix: Yeah, that's probably the demise of humanity. It's the fact that we always invent stuff before we figure out how to put it- put it out
Jack: Yeah, the safety measure comes second
Felix: Yeah
Felix: Dude, they're having a pool party! Stop!
Felix: Stop, get back to work! back- back to work!
Jack: Break it up! Break it up! Build our tower!
Felix: Yeah, help build our tower
Jack: Build our tower as an affront to God
Felix: I feel like we have to take down one of their houses?
Jack: I was literally just thinking that as well
Felix: Jesus!
Jack: I was- I was like, walking over to this
Jack: area being like "hmm, I wonder if he wants this house?"
Felix: It would look better- it looks better without their houses
Jack: Are you going to destroy the ones around the- the tower?
Felix: Should we blow it up? Do we still have that TNT?
Jack: Didn't you use it to try and kill me?
Felix: uHH WHAAT
Jack: *high pitched* that never happened
Felix: *also high pitched* that never happened!
Felix: C'mon bro!
Jack: Oh no, the golem stood in the fire. What are you doing?!
Jack: Idiot!
Felix: What happened?
Jack: He stood in the campfire and almost died
Felix: Oh my god
Jack: I know, he's walking away like "oh, that hurt"
Felix: I feel bad now
Jack: I guess I'll leave
Felix: Oh, how should we lit it? We've got to make sure we lit it symmetrically as well
Jack: Uh, for now, I'll just put stuff in the corners.
Felix: Oh, yeah that's perfect.
Jack: One in each corner on each level
Felix: MMMM, MMM MMM MMM
Felix: I like that, yeah
Jack: oh, this is so good
Felix: Do you think Will Smith will be in this rewind?
Jack: I hope so. I hope he's in the new rewind just to meme the old rewind
Felix: Yeah hahaha
Jack: It's just him reacting to him going "yuhh, that's hot"
Felix: "yuhhuh"
Felix: I just realized- this is gonna sound very big brain
Jack: Okay
Felix: The more we build, the more we need
Jack: That's very big brain
Jack: I mean, you're not wrong
Felix: Where are you? You must
Felix: have so much eh- stone
Jack: I have, like, 100 by now.
Felix: Oh my god
Jack: But yeah, the more we build, every layer requires
Jack: However number of math of
Jack: block more. Oh my god. I could just jump to this area up here now and then jump to tree break my ankles
Jack: Top of morning
Felix: Jack- "I always die in this game"
Jack: oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, OH YEAH!
Jack: Layer complete!
Jack: Oh yes, this is awesome. Just don't jump down at the hole. Oh wait!
Felix: Don't jump down in hole?
Felix: Oh, yeah, well you'd die if you'd done that
Jack: Wait, what if we uhh
Jack: And then you can smoke signals!
Felix: OH! yEEES!
Jack: that's awesome!
Felix: Ok gamers!
Jack: Minecraft is the best game!
Felix: I got best game! Check out part, uh, four? next time?
Jack: Yeah
Jack: I don't know what part we're on
Jack: We've recorded so many and I don't know what's good
Jack: but
Felix: Bye gamers
Jack: Bye gamers! Remember pyramid!
Felix: Remember pyramid, think of it when you sleep
Jack: The power of the pyramid
