I am really not
looking positively into the future right now...
It's just stupid, I don't know how I just missed that jump.
I do it every time.
I don't think I missed that jump once.
Like, the second part of that skip is a bit tricky but...
The first part I should never miss.
I just get like a little bit paranoid...
and then that's enough to just throw me off a little bit
and...
then everything goes to fuckin shit.
Welcome to Mars...
I'm sorry if I sound like I died yesterday but I just don't have the enthusiasm in me today.
It really is starting to feel like there's just no way I will get this
and it's...
it's a bad feeling
I kinda...
before this...
I was convinced I was gonna get a 58 and it's just a matter of time.
But just the more and more I reset I'm like:
Fuck, is this ever gonna happen? It's just...
I keep getting good runs and I keep somehow getting fucked...
or fucking myself.
Please Doomguy, don't have sex with the ladder
just... use it to climb.
I didn't get that guy.
Probably late on the cycle because of this.
I mean that door is always on the same cycle so...
judging by how fast I am
at getting to that point of the level,
I should know if I can or can't pass.
and that right there was...
just barely...
able to pass.
I don't know how I lost time there. That felt pretty clean.
Actually good.
I thought I was gonna lose more time.
I can't let this... umm...
shotgun guy shoot me.
I'll probably die.
Oh right, I got soul cube, ok.
Completely forgot that I have soul cube.
Did that fireball hit me or not?
I heard the noise but...
I mean it's irrelevant but...
I wanna know still.
I'll be able to read that fully soon.
Ok that's lucky.
...like beed necklaces at Mardi Gras...
I'm a slow reader, I'm sorry.
I just couldn't...
find the time to actually read all that until now.
It is. It kinda does that.
Starts off like a horror game and then ends up like fuckin...
Wasn't Half Life 2 2004 as well?
I mean I don't know.
I've never fuckin even played Half Life...
any of the Half Life games.
First person...
a bit raw... due to the ammo case...
animation being mis...aligned?!
Misaligned, yeah.
Felt like it's not synced to the rest of the idle animation.
What do you mean?
I don't know exactly what you mean by that.
Terrible RNG.
Or just terrible luck.
Maybe I should stop saying RNG.
Every time I'm playing that part I think to myself:
That could happen, and now it actually did.
I actually saved time here, that's good.
Oh, I think I know what you mean.
I almost died there.
The outside bits. What are you referring to with that?
I really liked this game...
When I was a kid it was just...
my go to Doom game...
and I have like the sentimental value with it.
So I never really analyze it...
it just kinda...
exists.
Oh, like that.
Well there's not many of those.
In original Ressurection of Evil, not BFG Edition
there was a part...
where you had to like go through some sewage...
toxic-waste system thing...
and I thought that was pretty cool that you have to...
carry those tanks.
And for some reason they removed that in...
in this version, in the BFG release.
Like there's no need to...
to carry a, like the biohazard suit.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Good.
So you played, like the vanilla version or?
Or BFG, or both?
Damn, that took a while.
That's ok.
I guess, but then again, I don't know.
I feel like I'm not old enough...
to say anything about that because I kinda...
grew up in the time when...
Doom 1 & 2 were already like very old games.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ I completely forgot this code.
I don't know what the fuck is happening with my brain right now.
And there goes the time that I was ahead...
so quickly and easily.
:'(
No luck.
No luck at all.
Small luck? We'll see.
Probably gonna lose all the time I was ahead...
I mean...
'All the time I was ahead' by just a little.
Well, that actually saved me time...
I have no idea how but ok.
Whatever.
Yeah the first Doom... Well actually no, the first doom I played was Doom 2
But yeah...
the first doom I 'really' played was this game.
Delta 4...
I forgot to split but I split like as the level loaded.
Small timeloss, I didn't pick up the grenades.
Hell as a slingshot. Quite the teleportation system.
I don't know, maybe it is ?!?!
Ok, let's go.
Unlucky.
Ah small timeloss, what can you do.
That was just pure luck there.
Yeah but then you don't have a reason to make a game.
Yep, timeloss, that's ok.
Yeah, I mean they couldn't have done a worse thing basically.
Oh my God. I just shit my fuckin pants.
Well I don't really know the plot to the new...
Doom.
Ah, come on.
Could have been worse.
I managed to overcome a shitty situation luckily.
Come on.
Ok, come on let's get this now.
Oh my God.
Gonna lose time, like 10 seconds at least.
Well not 10 seconds but, oh man, I gotta get this.
I gotta get this now.
I can still do it.
Yeah, influenced by dark forces.
Definitely man.
Oh God.
Yo Freddly.
Oh come on.
Please, please please please please.
I can still get it man, I can still get it.
I just gotta... play well.
Fuck.
Yes.
Fuck me.
That was so fuckin hard.
I don't know if I wanna fuckin laugh or cry right now.
Oh fuck me.
I cannot believe it...
I I I'm I'm...
not happy,
I'm just relieved.
I cannot explain how this fuckin feels right now.
Finally, finally it's over.
Yeah, maybe, a pussy demon maybe.
I was fuckin, on the verge of crying here.
Oh my God dude.
Fucking finally.
Yes.
Yeah, this can be better, but...
I don't think I want to play this anymore.
I'm just so...
Yeah.
I mean...
we uhh...
we set out with a goal of sub 1 hour...
and in the end ended up with sub 59.
In a half hour? Yeah, maybe.
I'll just let the credits roll.
