Good morning Hank, it's question Tuesday
On Wednesday
The day where I answer real questions from real Nerdfighters
Hank, yesterday I sent out a tweet asking Nerdfighters
if they had any questions and they answered on mass.
Right. So most of them were about college.
Having both attended college and watched the movie "Animal House"
I feel like college is one of my fields of expertise
and so far as I can tell there are 5 facets of the collegiate experience.
Alright so lets take these in order:
Number 1: Academics. I am going to tell you a secret.
Every year many, many, stupid people graduate from college.
And if they can do it
so can you.
In fact I would argue that it is not that difficult to skate by at most colleges.
That said it turns out to be a huge mistake
to ignore the academic facets of college;
partly because the point of life is to engage as deeply as possible
with the miracle of human consciousness
and partly because there will come a day where you are 35 years old
and you are writing a check
every
single
month
to pay off your student loans
and it would be very helpful to you if you  feel like that money bought something.
Because my friends I am here to tell you
that you do not have to be a college student to play beer pong.
So study. And the only other piece, back into my advice, is to study broadly.
I think its really valuable to take classes in lots of different departments
because you'll be surprised how the classes you don't think you're interested in
end up shaping your life.
For example, although I'm not a sci-ency person I took several biology classes in college
including one called: "AIDS, Ebola, and Emerging Viruses"
and it is of a direct result of that class that today I am a hypochondriac.
Number 2:  Interpersonal relationships
So most people, when they start college they're pretty worried about making friends.
So here's some advice,
first be nice to every one. Also, just be calm,
Like I dont know if this is true for any one else, but when I get into social situations
where I feel uncomfortable I can be a little bit like:
[ Insane sounds ] HELLO HELLO I'M JOHN GREEN
[ More insane sounds ]
I WANNA BE FRIENDS! I wanna be friends. I wanna be friends.
I cant hide it. I cant hide it. Oh my God I want to be friends with you so bad.
And uh that's scary for people.
Umm a couple other things. Never refer to kissing as scoring
Never refer to the ladies as "The Ladies"
And uh, try not to pee or throw up on anyone else or their belongings.
I realize that's pretty base level advice for those of us who are potty trained
but you would be astonished how many people have difficulty following that advice
during college -- Which brings me to binge drinking.
sometimes there seems to be only 2 types of college students these days.
Those who binge drink with alarming frequency
and those who define themselves primarily in opposition to that binge drinking.
I would submit that neither of these worldviews are particularly attractive.
I mean no one likes a holier-than-thou judgementalist
but on the other hand no one likes to vomited upon.
That's not true John.
Well it should be.
But let me encourage all college students to embrace identities that don't involve alcohol.
Like just join some clubs or something. there are so many clubs in college.
Thats something else I would say; join clubs
but not just one club. People who belong to just one club
are super annoying.
Cause they'll never shut up about their one club like it the only one club that matters
like the only place that needs to be free is Tibet
I love you Tibet, it's nothing personal. I just also love Burma
4: Road Trips
Take them.
And lastly: Living on your own except not really because you don't have to clean the toilets.
I'm not going to tell you life in college is easy
or give you any of the lies how its going to be the best years of your life.
Which it wont unless you have a terrible, terrible life.
But the great thing about college is that it creates this weird in-between space
where you're no longer a child but you also don't have to do all of the annoying things
about being an adult like cleaning your own toilets.
Well you don't if you don't have a dorm room. Sorry for people who don't have dorm rooms
because now I'm just taunting you.
but this in-between space gives you, for the first time in your life, time to pick what you want to do.
So you can read  Foucault and talk about Foucault with some of the smartest people you'll ever meet
And you can also skip a biology test to drive to the Grand Canyon with a girl you met the day before.
Don't let the freedom of that moment get by you.
So that's my-- oh and one other thing, don't get too excited about the fountainhead.
Hank I'll see you on Friday
