Acha Kitno ko travelling passand hai give me a cheer
Because travelling gives you an exposure towards an outer world …
You meet new people
To muje laga ke life muje ye karna hai..
To maine bag pack kiya.. apna neck pillow side me lagaya..
Aur book kari Ola Share.
Have you ever booked Ola share?
The best part about ola share is.. ke usme baithe apni marzi se ho..
Utarte unki marzi se ho..
Main ek din ek under contruction building
Ke same se Ola share book kar li..
To thodi der me vo unka rath aya…
Wagon-R..
Maine to Ola wale ko bol chukka hu.. ke apni app me share, micro, mini hata do ..
Waha likho white Wagon-R
Ya surprise Wagon-R
Or apke kismat agar bahut gandi hai.. bahut gandi hai..
Tab ayegi Datsun ki Go..
Gaadi main baithe ho... Datsun ke Go me..
Matlab ander jab baithe ho to ..on road pe.. off-road wali feeling dete hai..
Ek din maine hil raha.. gadh gadh ho rahe tha..
Maine kaha bhai shaab aram se chalo kehra....khadhi hue hai ye..
Khadhi hue gaadhi turbulence dete hai bhai shaab vo
To fir kya hua.. thodi der baad vo rath aya..
To usme likha tha.. u are travelling with Sneha..
Maine to pagal ho gya ..
Maine mazak nhi kar raha
Maine Sneha ko imagine kar liya.. vo suit me hai .. jeans me hai kya vo
Maine bahar jhoote polish karva liye the...
Maine kaha kya pata kab blind date par nikalna padh jaye..
To jaise he vo rath ruka...vo Sneha nhi the..
Vo the Sneha ji.
She was an old girl…56- 57
Unke hath me vegetables ke packet the…
Acha unka 26 saal ka ladka hai…
Jo IT field me Bangalore me kam karta hai…
Uksa  11 lakhs ka package hai
Aur vo uske liye  ladki dhundh rahi hai..
Ye baat muje pata chale tab..
Jab main cheel raha tha unke mutter.
You won’t believe mere matter cheelne me itna acha hath bath gya hai
Ke main aise cheel leta hu… aise ..aise...
3-4 baar aunty ne dantt bhi diya beech me
Tum cheel kam rahe ho aur khaa jada rahe ho..
Fir na aunty ne nikal liye potato
Aur fir cut karne lagyi
Main kha aunty ye kya?
Kehti ghar jakar bus chook lagana hoga...
Maine kaha aunty galti kar de apne...stove bhi le ate.
Kyuki CNG cylinder to piche laga he hua hai..
Kehti haan.. agli baar dhyaan rahugi..
Acha jitne bhi log ola share me baithte hai unko share wala part samajh nhi ata ..
Unko lagta hai ke baki ke jo log gaadi me baithe hai na log..
Ye log Wagon-R ki test drive pe nikale hai...
Ye log escort karne ke liye itne log ja rahe hai..
Aur ye log utarte hai ghar ke niche hai
Chahe inka ghar patli gali me ho... chahe wo Mars pe ho..
Aunty ka tower .. aunty ji society ka last tower..
Toh aunty toh bahar kahte nhi .. waha tak
To maine entry kari hai bahar guard ke pass
Rajat ..Phone no, Purpose- Drop..
To main fir andar tower ke niche phucha..
Tak aunty aur mera vayavahar ban chukka tha..
To aunty ne bola beta ek cup chai ho jaye.
To agye se driver bola.. subha 6 bje se nikala hu..
1-1 cup chai to bante hai…
To fir hamne aunty ke ghar chai pe..
Tab tak hum niche utarey
To mera our driver ka vayavahar ban chukka tha..
Manogay  nhi hamne Hi- five kar ke gaadi me baithe..
Matlab vo pilot... maine co-pilot
To fir na uske baad hamare ride aye ek…
Hamare.........
To usme kya hua.. ride aye.. hum phuche bande ke pass
Ab uss banda ne phele bar cab book ki thi..
To usko ye idea nhi tha ke hum.. GPRS se uske pass pohuch sakte hai..
To hum pohuchey.. to driver phone kar raha ..bhai shaab Kha ho Kha ho kha ho..
Banda keh raha main.. market me khada hu..
To unke beech co-ordination nhi baith rha..
To usne bola co-pilot tum baat karogye..
Maine kaha..Alpha-Beta.. sorry..
Ha bhai kaha pe ho..
Kehta.. market me khada hu..
Maine kaha bhai.. piche kuch likha hoga, landmark kuch to hoga, main  waha ajaoga
Maine kaha.. piche kya likha hai ?
Piche likha hai... Tazza Paneer 240 rupee kilo..
Maine kaha kuch aur bata..
Kahta yaha fall tatha pikko ki jati hai..
Maine kaha kuch aur dhang ke baat baatao
Kaha yaha ek juice ke dukan hai..
Ye baat sahi hai...
Fir..uspe Salman Khan aur Katrina Kaif baney hai..
Ek to have you noticed.. har juice ke dukan per
Salman Khan aur katrina Kaif bane hue hai..
Salman khan ne saare gaane chus mare hai..
Aur Katrina ne saare aam chus maare.
To jaise -taise maine usko dhudha aur gaadi me baithaya..
To Sanjay bhaiya ka problem kya hai..
Sanjay bhaiya ne aj resign kiya hai
Unke boss se banti nhi hai.
Unka increment 2% he hua tha..
Ye baat muje pata chali
Jab vo phone pe kise se discuss kar rahe the..
To utne me driver ne gaadi side me laga li
Apko lagta hai ke ola drivers are nice sometimes?
Becoz usne jaise he phone rakha..
Bhaiya...mere pass ek gaadi khali hai...
Datsun ke Go......
Dekhlo kal se agar banta ho apka toh..
Yaar ye banda sahi hai...
To fir hum nikale .. Sanjay ji ka drop karne phuche
To Sanjay ji ka drop aunty ji ke society ke bahar he tha almost...
To aunty balcony me kuch jaadh he rahi thi aise..
To kahte Rajat fir se tum??
Maine kaha... haan aunty vo drop tha..
Vo kehti.. jo tumne mutter cheeli the uske  sabzi ban gye hai..
1-1 roti ho jaye.
To aagay se driver bola  subha 6 bje se nikala hu
To ek roti to banta hai..
To fir hamne aunty ke ghar roti  khayi
To aunty jate jate boli koi ladki miljaye.. main kha thik hai
To fir abhi kya hua is baar ride aye hamare Sanchita ke..
Ab main excited nhi tha..
But jaise he main uski location phucha..
Sanchita mall ke bar khaadi hue the..
Vo to bilkul little girl the..
Vo aise matlab aise shopping ke hath me itne saare hath me le kar khaadi hui thi..
Fir Maine dhyan diya location pe
To jis under construction building se main chalu hua tha na
Vo mall bankar chalu bhi ho gya
meri ride abhi tak khatam nhi hui bhai shaab…
Ola share is just about an extended version of
Chalo ghumi ghumi kar ke ate hai..
