[MUSIC PLAYING]
You cannot turn on the TV
or go online or walk out
of your house without seeing
at least one Kardashian.
And in fact, there's
one here today.
Please welcome my friend, Khloe.
Kim Kardashian West
Kourtney Kardashian.
Kendall Jenner.
Chris Jenner.
Kylie Jenner.
And the lesser-known
Kardashian sister, my name
is Karla Kardashian.
So you made a deal with E! to
do the show another five years,
is that right?
Right.
For $150 million.
And my cut is what?
Like, if I'm Karla.
Well-- there's your cut.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look.
It's says "Karl" on it.
And then we just added the "a."
The "a."
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
I see.
What's something
you're afraid of?
Uh, whales and bellybuttons.
[LAUGHTER]
That's not normal?
[INAUDIBLE]
Whales?
Freakiest thing ever.
Like--
You're afraid of them?
Oh, yeah.
And belly buttons?
Don't get me started.
[LAUGHTER]
Kim's makeup line, as you
know, is very, very successful.
And I just love her so much,
and I'm really wanting to--
I think you're
going to need this.
Oh my God.
Kim.
Uh-- ohh.
Uh, YMCA?
Uh, [INAUDIBLE]
I don't even know.
It's like-- Oh.
Um.
No, come on.
[INAUDIBLE]
Rockettes.
Uh, cheerleader.
Yes, there you go.
I'd like to talk about Caitlyn
So the first time you saw her,
I heard, was a hilarious story.
So funny.
I was super-drugged up
coming home from the dentist,
and I guess I was just trying
to FaceTime every family member.
So Caitlyn is FaceTiming,
and she is fully now Caitlyn.
Fully Caitlyn.
And that's the first
time you saw her,
when you were high on
drugs from the dentist?
Mm-hm.
Maybe you were just so high,
you thought you saw Caitlyn.
You must find it even hard to
keep up with the Kardashians
now.
I wake up and I need a vodka.
I'm going to have you
do different exercises
and different emotions.
Sad jump roper Good.
Surprised lunge.
[GASPS]
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
To think you're
having a baby anytime,
and you just told
us it's a girl.
Oh, yes.
[CHEERING]
I'm not supposed
to tell anybody.
Kourtney is also
pregnant as well.
Stop making up rumors about me.
What?
I'm not pregnant.
I confused you with Kendall,
because Kendall's pregnant.
[CHEERING]
You got to chill because
I'm not pregnant.
You have to chill
is what you do.
[LAUGHTER]
Never have I ever walked
in on my mom with a guy.
Oh God, I've never.
[LAUGHTER]
I've heard her--
I live with her, so I
heard her from downstairs,
and that's just as bad--
Oh my God!
--as [INAUDIBLE] it.
It was mortifying.
We sent Kris Jenner to the
$0.99 store here in Burbank.
You know what I can do?
You know what I can do?
Finger dance.
I can finger dance.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
[CHEERING]
Oh my gosh!
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