Ladies and gentlemen the card has been entered into the Penis Protection Program
 
Hi everyone!  My name is Curtis Waltermire and I am a Comedy Mentalist.
In the pre-coronavirus days my touring
show The Mastermind Show played at
comedy clubs throughout the Midwest.  Of
course we're all hoping to be back to
work real soon.  The clip you're about to
see is from the last comedy club show I
played in the Little Rock Arkansas
before things really went down with the
recent pandemic.  Our thoughts and
prayers are with all of those who have
been both affected and infected with the
virus.  Today I want to share with you a
brief clip from that final show where I
present my version of a very classic
effect in magic "The Card in the Crotch."
As a Mentalist I present it more as a
demonstration of the power of influence. 
 In the minutes before this clip some
things are tossed around the room and
three people are chosen completely at
random along with some jokes and some
funny banter each person is asked to
think of one aspect of a playing card.
One is to choose either a red card or
black card.  The other if black is to
choose clubs or spades or if red
choose hearts or diamonds.  And finally
the last person is to think of one of 13
different numeric values Ace through
King.  And thus these three people
together converge their thoughts to
create one playing card.  This very card
is removed from a deck of cards and then
stuck to the center of my forehead.  Then
I tell about a prediction that I made
before the show and that's where this
clip begins.
I went into another deck of cards and I found
that a card and I removed it and I
burned it into my mind and I said
tonight I'm going to try to get three
people here at the Loony Bin...three crazy
people escaping the virus, to come and join together
and watch silly old me to think of a
card but I hid it in a top secret
location.  Brent, do you know where that top
secret location is?  It's somewhere on my body
That's why they call it a top secret
location because nothing to nobody knows
but I'm about to reveal where the top
secret location is ladies and gentlemen
the card has been enterted into the Penis
Protection Program safely quarantined
from all ills. Pray for me I'm
going in...you sure it's a heart if feels
more like a club!  Actually I shouldn't do that I don't know where I've been
so it's a good thing good thing that
good thing I'm wearing a Tong here
that's normally in my pants and that
jokes a lot funnier but I forgot to put
it in there before the show so pretend I
pulled that out of my pants just now I'm
wearing a song that's the pun and then
you're all supposed to laugh and that's
how the show goes but ladies and gentlemen
since I'm trying to play safe its
crowning!  Sir, you want to help me with this?
I saw it he looked!  He also
looked twice now ladies you know if a guy
looks once that's not a big deal.  He looks twice you're like hey honey what are
you looking at?  You wanna help me out
here sir?  All you gotta do is she
she's crazy.  Is this a threesome or what are we going into here? It's kinky!   I like it!  I'm new to Arkansas
so I play it very gentle gentle sir slow
guy snatched it the other day just very slow.  Ah, okay.  Awesome.
Don't smell it she says!  I'm outta Dude Wipes, sir, but we got plenty of
sanitizer he says Wayne says we have a lot of hand sanitizer.
Now what do you think the chances are of me being able
to get these three wonderful randomly
chosen people to choose the exact same
card that I was thinking that I entered
into the Penis Protection Program?  The
nine of hearts ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! Give 'em a round of applause!
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mind-reading show "The Mastermind Show" 
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