(dramatic music)
- I'm kind of nervous for this episode,
considering that Emilia Clarke
said to look out for this one.
I hope that that doesn't mean
that her character dies this episode.
I guess we will find out.
- Oh!
They're gonna cut his
fucking head off, man.
- Writing some letters like that.
- He's for the people.
- He's for the people.
- He's for the people.
- And I feel like he might
die this episode too, Varys.
- You will rule wisely and well, while she
- She is my queen.
- Aw, jeez.
- Y'all, Snow's whipped, man.
Hate to say it.
(slow dark music)
- She looks so crazy right now.
- She looks crazy as hell.
- She looks rough.
- I feel bad for Dany.
(laughs)
Crap, losing everyone.
- You know what they say about Targaryens,
and you know what they say about Uchihas.
- Baby, eat something, shit!
Get some sleep.
Somebody can braid your hair, fuck.
(slow dark music)
- Man, you not done writing
this fucking letter?
You better hurry up.
- Oh, he writing to everybody.
This motherfucker retweeting
crazy on twitter right now.
(slow dramatic music)
- Goodbye old friend.
(grunts)
- No!
This is sad now, shit!
- Fuck you Tyrion!
What do you want to redeem yourself
in the eyes of the queen?
(exasperated breath)
- Got him.
- They're about to call
him out, roast session.
- They really about to
kill my nigga, Varys.
- I'm not ready for him to die yet.
- Any last words?
I want Jon snow to bring this shit!
- Dracarys.
- What?
(inhales)
- No.
(flames licking)
- Oh, shocks!
- Full steam!
- That wasn't Varys nice of her.
(chuckles)
- Look at Jon, you a nasty mother fucker,
I can't even look at you and shit.
- Damn I don't know how I feel.
- She's grieving the death of Missandei
even more then the death
of her dragons, her babies!
What the fuck Daenarys,
I know she was her best friend and all
but like your kids.
(moaning)
- Ya'll trying too hard right now.
- Trying to make it work.
- Yeah this is like them brown couples
that you know they need
to break the fuck up.
But they still going at it.
I told you not to tell your
sister, but I love you.
- You were all I had.
- This is the Lannister
crew that I fucks with.
- I will be genuinely be frustrated
if he doesn't end up killing Cersei.
- I cannot fucking wait for this shit.
- Oh man, this is intense.
- They are about to fuck shit up.
- Oh, here she comes bitch.
- Drogon coming in hot.
- Danny what the actual
hell are you going to do.
- Oh my god, she's going
straight in, what the fuck!
- Yahh mother fucker!
- Fuck those ships.
- Get that ass bitch.
- Dracarys this dracarys that.
- Get them.
- Wow!
- Dracarys this guy dracarys that guy.
- That's a sick shot.
- Wow!
(cheering)
- Whoa!
- Oh!
- Did everyone just die?
- Wow!
- Burn them bitches alive, let's go!
- He just went low so
they couldn't aim down.
- She had alti-
- They couldn't aim down!
- Danaerys is not
fucking around this time.
(shuddering)
- She's come up from behind, Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Damn!
- Whoa.
- Whoa, what the fuck.
- Jheeze.
- Didn't see that coming.
- Drogon went from behind them.
- I might need some alcohol
I might need to pow- damn!
- Go on turn up on these boys.
- Yeah I hear some Dothraki (yodels)
- I didn't realize there
were that many Dothraki left
but I'm happy about it.
- You are the weakest link, goodbye!
(laughing loudly)
- Aye, cut this mother fucker's head off,
I'm tired of looking
at his stupid ass face.
(screams)
(cheering)
- Oh Damn, Greyworm okay.
(flames crackle)
- Roast them Drogon, roast them.
- This is for my brother bitch!
- They should really surrender.
- At this point there's 0 reason
for Khalesee to burn any innocents.
- She really is going
to be queen of the ashes
though for real.
- Euron killed one of her
dragons he can kill another.
- You still grinning bitch.
- You're losing.
- Haha bitch!
- (chuckles) That face.
- Sweetie you had a great run.
- Arya again.
- Yeah aha.
- My grace, we're fucked.
- Murder her!
(dramatic music plays)
- Do the smart thing and stand down man.
- My butt cheeks are clenched right now.
- Giving y'all a chance, stand down.
(weapons clatter)
- For real?
- At least they got common sense.
- It's getting predictable,
the stupid writing sometimes.
- That's that Jon Snow mother
fucker I'm cool I'm good.
- I say burn them still.
- The kicker is going to be
if she burns their ass anyway,
after they threw there swords down.
- She's going to kill them anyways.
(nervous breath)
- Don't do anything it's completely over
there's no way they could win.
- Ride at her and blow her shit up.
- She's not going to do it,
She's not going to do it Oh!
(bell sounds)
(cheering)
- Yeah!
- That was easy guys we
don't even need 3 dragons
just need one of them mother fucker.
- She about burn this
mother fucker anywhere,
she don't give a fuck.
She's like bitch what
the fuck does that mean?
- She's out for blood.
- She's got that look in her eye guys.
- (screams)
- Nah nah dude you've got
to relax you've got to relax
you've got to relax, Ahh.
- Ahh, no no no!
(explosions)
- There she goes on that bullshit.
- Oh no!
- Danny what the actual hell?
- What, what are you doing.
(dragon roars)
- Go for it Danny, yes!
- Danny, no!
- What the hell,
she's burning all the people
and the kids and babies.
- It's Just a show.
- Whoa!
- Oh Shit!
- Danny what the fuck!
- Sorry but that's fucked.
- Oh my god are you kidding?
- Danny!
- Danaerys!
- She's a mad queen,
she's a mad queen bro.
- Why?
- She's Targaeryn and the
coin has landed on crazy.
- She's pulling a fucking Anakin.
- She really circled round.
- Danaerys no.
- Aite now what?
- Oh my god, we committing war crimes.
- What are you doing, they surrendered?
- They rang the bells, Tyrion told her to
he didn't ask her Tyrion begged her.
- Come on, nah this isn't
what you're supposed to do.
- Oh, Shocks!
- Oh gross, Ahh!
- God damn!
- It's bad isn't it when
you go Jon, Cersei, Danny
in terms of who I'd rather ruler now.
- Damn!
- Danny's not even going
directly to the Red,
she's burning everybody.
- This makes us no better then Cersei.
- Okay we get it she's terrible now.
- Yeah.
- Kingslayer
- Oh God he's still alive.
- This mother fucker really.
- Smash him with your
gold hand get a sword.
Not you, you dumb bitch.
(grunting)
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
- No!
(shrieks)
(deep breath)
- Oh!
- I think this is the end for Jamie.
- You fucking dumb shit
fucking bastard wanker.
- Is this a joke, are
you fucking kidding me!
- What the fuck?
- Euron really?
- No.
- Holy shit!
- Yes.
- Whoa!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Thank you.
- Finish him.
- Fuck you, you prick.
- Ew, that sound it's so clear
on these headphones, Oh God!
- Fuck him.
- You're not king, the baby wasn't yours,
- You fought over a lady
that's going to die soon,
I don't understand.
- What Jamie's fine.
- It doesn't matter if she's dead,
and you'll be dead too if
you don't get out of here.
- I love their relationship.
- The way he just grabbed her head.
(cheering)
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- Oh yeah bitch!
(exhales)
- Lets go!
- Come on Houndsy, we believe in you.
- I'm so like ready for this bullshit.
- Ladies and Gentlemen here we go.
- Sir Gregor I command you!
- Obey your queen Sir Gregor.
(screaming)
- Damn, fuck!
- Holy shit!
- Did his head just explode?
(chuckles)
- Ohh!
- He's dead.
- That was quick and crazy.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Holy shit!
- Just go walk away never
mind I see how it is.
- What Justin he's
holding it with his hand!
(shouts of disgust)
- Eww!
- He looks like Varys, aha!
(bricks falling)
- Don't do it, don't give
me that cheesy ass moment
where Jamie just gets here
dying like I love you.
- Why the fuck do I want
her to escape, she's evil.
I legitimately feel bad
for Cersei Lannister.
(Cheering)
- Ahh, that ain't doing shit to him.
- Sir Gregor straight up
looks like Darth Vader.
(screams)
- He didn't even phase on one fucking bit.
- Damn can anything kill you!
- No, oh god!
- Fucking die!
(laughing loudly)
- Nothing is doing anything
get him in the eyes or something.
- Head, head, brain, brain!
- Go for the head, he's like a zombie.
- Not the other eye!
- No no no no!
(Screaming)
- Oh my god, oh my god no no no!
- Aw, no!
- No no no no no!
- No no no.
- Nah!
(Screaming)
- No no I will not listen to that.
- No!
- No!
- What the fuck man?
(cheering)
- Walking dead moves.
- Straight zombie shit.
- How are you still alive?
- Are you kidding?
- NO!
- Fuck, yo!
- Oh my god no!
- No.
- Oh no!
- I can't express how sad that makes me
but that was fucking awesome.
(applause)
- Fuck that was poetic.
- God damn it!
- A good guy, how?
- That big dumb fuck
had a knife in his brain
and he was still fighting.
- I don't want to die.
- Fuck, I love and hate this family.
- They're not going to
tie right now are they.
- Really?
(dramatic music plays)
- Is this how they die?
- That's it.
- That's how they killed them?
Nope I ain't having that shit.
- This is how their story
ends, in rubble okay.
- I don't know what I'm feeling right now.
- I am so so so so so disappointed.
- Wait what?
- I didn't like how they were
dong this in slow motion.
- The dragon that's all they needed
and they won the whole war they
didn't need the other guys.
- (sighs) Well that wasn't fun.
(techno music plays)
