 (guitar music)
 - Yo.
  - Wassup.
 - Game of Thrones though dog.
- No, you all caught up?
 - Bro, I totally
 binged watched that
 whole thing last night dog!
 - So it's cold-blooded
 up in Westeros, dog!
 - They killed my (beep) Ned!
 - Ned Starks!
 Dum dum dum dum da da da dum.
 You ain't seen that
 one comin' did ya?
 - Oh (beep) hell no.
- Uh uh.
 - Oh my God.
- Uh uh.
 - I mean my man was
 just there, right?
And he's talkin' 'bout,
he got down there
on the thing like blip.
- Shing!
 - And then I was like,
 pssh, I ain't worried,
 they ain't gonna kill
 my boy Ned Starks.
- Slip.
- And then plop.
I was like ahhh!
  - Yo I told you they
  cold-blooded up in there.
 - And then I was
 like, but that's okay
 because I still got
 my (beep) Khal Drogo.
 - Oh big Dave Navarro?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 - Big Dave Navarro.
 - Big Dave...
(guitar)
  (screams)
- Yeah, that dude picked
up some molten gold,
  poured it on (beep) heads!
  (screams)
- I wanna sleep with my sister.
 - Yo.
- And then he killed him, right.
I mean he big like
Hercules and everything.
- Yeah.
 - I'm like, you can't kill
 Khal Drogos with a papercut!
 - An infected
 scratch up on there?
 - An infected scratch!
 - But he got straight
 (simultaneous) killed!
  - Oh, but you know who
  my favorite character is?
  - Who's that dog,
  who's that dog?
  - Psst, Khaleesis.
 - Khaleesi.
 - You know I be likin'
 some Khaleesis doy.
  - But what about Khaleesis
 straight up with them dragons?
 Khaleesis with them dragons.
 - Khaleesis with them dragons.
- And Khaleesi's all like this.
  And then we talkin' 'bout
  - [Peele] Dragons be like.
 (screeches)
 (screeches)
(Key screeches)
  (Peele screeches)
(roars)
- Just straight roastin' goats!
 - Yo!
 - Oh my God!
  - Yeah, and that's
  when they start
 killin' characters
 left and right dog!
  - At the wedding?
 - Yo at the wedding!
  - At the wedding?
 - Robb Starks.
 - What.
 - His wife.
 - What.
 - They got his mom.
 - Yo!
 (simultaneous) Kilt,
 kilt, kilt, kilt.
 - That was a four for one dog.
 - Four for one up there dog.
 - That's a straight
 four for one.
 - Four for one up in there.
 - What about when they
 got Wildlings girl?
Talkin' about...
  You know nothing Jon Snow.
 (simultaneous) Kilt!
 - What about the Hound though?
- (Peele) Yo, pssht the
Hound talkin' about...
 - (Key) Ahhh! I'm
 fallin' down the hill!
- Click!
 (Key screams)
 - Kill me, you gotta kill me!
 - No!
 (simultaneous) Kilt!
 - Slowly, by omission.
  - Be gone.
 - Yo but what about my
 man Taiwan Lannisters?
 - Taiwan Lannisters.
 - Taiwan Lannisters.
- But Taiwan Lannisters though.
  - Yo my man talkin' about
 (grunts) I'm takin' a (beep).
 - He said (squeals)
 - Unh.
 (simultaneous) Kilt!
  - By his own son.
- What?
 - Dadinkles.
 (gasp)
 - Dadinkles.
- Dadinkles yo.
 - Dadinkles.
  (simultaneous) Dadinkles!
 - Dadinkles is my jam.
 - Can't nobody kill Dadinkles!
- Dadinkles is my jam, my jelly,
  my peanut butter,
  and my peanuts.
 - Dinkles
 - Dadinkles.
  - Dinkles though!
 (simultaneous)
 Dinkles is my (beep)
  (yelling)
 (choral music)
