- Oh boy, the Redstone Mines.
This is like our first
official dungeon, right?
- We are one step closer
to the arch-illager.
I'm gonna steal the orb of Domino's.
Just think of all the pizza!
- Oh great.
We get to free more villagers.
- Here you go.
You're free.
- Thank you heroes.
But I'm actually just working here
to pay off my student loans.
- Oh.
- Yes.
And if you can keep a secret,
- We cannot.
- There are whispered
rumors the arch-illager
is building something dreadful.
- Jeez, that guy just kept talking.
- Hold on to your emeralds, boys.
We're in for a long night.
- Oh, that reminds me.
Need you to hold onto
our emeralds and stuff.
You're our own personal piggy bank.
- My back can't take this!
- Now, let's see.
Where did I put my fishing rod?
Aha.
Think fast, creeper.
Oh (beep), run!
- Something tells me we're
not gonna make it out of here.
- Have some faith.
We've escaped death countless times.
It's gonna take something
pretty tough to take us down.
Stupid mine cart.
- Heads up, we've got company.
(metal clinks)
- Oh God, my bones.
- All right.
I think this is the way out.
(feet thudding)
- Hey, did you guys hear that?
- Oh God!
It's a Redstone Golem.
- Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Ah, that's lava!
- Told you we should've
gone to Cacti Canyon first.
- Well, we're dead.
Just gonna hide in here and
hope I'm not crushed to death
when he steps on you.
(chest creaks)
- Wait, that's it.
Let me just, aha!
My boots of swiftness.
- Great.
We can sprint to our death even faster.
- Good luck catching me now, big boy.
Rapid fire.
(air whooshing)
Huh.
I guess he was just a bunch of emeralds.
- We did it, but the rumors were true.
The illagers are building
something dreadful
in these mines.
- It's safe to come out now?
- Let's keep moving forward.
We've still got a long way to go.
Just going to put these emeralds in here.
Come on.
(chest squeaks)
(Porkchop grunts)
(orchestral music)
