This is my last scene.
From here it's all downhill.
Hey, what up?
This is your boy Matt Bennett.
I played Robbie on Victorious
and today we're gonna watch
some old Victorious scenes.
- Hey! Um...
- Oh, hi.
Hey! Hello, female, yes.
Female, yes. That's it.
Look at proto-Rex. He has a head
the size of three sweet potatoes.
I got so many compliments from
all the creatives, they were like,
"Wow, you're so good. You're moving
your lips like a real ventriloquist."
And I was like, yeah,
'cause I totally meant to do that.
I had no idea I was doing it.
That was beautiful, changed my life.
Felt right, felt good.
I think this is also our first
glimpse into Hollywood Arts.
It certainly was mine. Walking into
that set for the first time being like,
I can't believe it, this is really
Nickelodeon, the big leagues.
Thanks for petting my head bump.
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Sure.
So here's actually something
people don't know.
This is a stunt, I had
a stunt person do the kiss.
I actually never kissed
anybody in my entire life.
I'm saving myself for marriage.
I'm kidding. What a weird outfit.
I know it's supposed to be
like Hawaiian cowboy.
I prefer wearing pants
when I'm on TV.
My legs aren't that hairy, but that's
what I'm just looking at right now.
My eyes immediately
bee lined to like oh man, wow.
I also got dimples in...
Is that a shadow?
Can we take it back a second?
Do I have dimples in my knees? Ew.
Yeah, so the Cow-Wow,
I remember this being a fun episode...
There was a musical performance
that I remember going into
the wee hours of the night.
Whenever we had to shoot outside,
this was at the Asphalt Cafe,
we'd have to start either
really early in the morning,
so we'd have enough sunlight,
or really late at night,
so there wouldn't be too much traffic,
and I remember this going long.
- Twirly!
- Ah!
I went to TheSlap.com this morning and
I didn't see your review of my show yet.
- I know.
- Oh this is Chicago, OK.
Chicago, big fan.
There's a line that I love in it.
"There's a lake they call Lake Michigan,
I think I'm really fitting in."
"This city is my perfect cup of tea."
♪ There's a lake they call Lake Michigan
I think I'm really fitting in♪
♪ This city is my perfect cup of tea ♪
♪ Chicago ♪
♪ Chicago ♪
I'm surprised we didn't win an Emmy.
We were nominated.
Hi.
I think that Evan guy is really dumb
for not seeing how great you are.
I wrote this song back in 2009
in my bedroom.
Wanna hear a new song
I've been working on?
And years later, I was performing it
on national television.
OK.
Wow.
And how young I was.
If only I could go back
and tell myself, Matt...
- ♪ I think you're swell ♪
- I have that shirt still!
Here's an interesting thing about this.
Um, I played this song usually
you know, with like a upbeat Ska tone,
like you know,
do a lot of up strokes,
and it just wasn't working.
So I decided to finger pick it
for this song,
to make it sound even more sweet.
To make it sound more like a ballad.
The Cat character changed so much
from season one to season three.
They started introducing
more stuffed animals
into her character. I don't know
why there is a purple giraffe.
It became like a thing later,
and I just kind of went with it.
I just learned to stop questioning.
I was like, alright.
Oh, this is when I put
the bottle cap in my mouth.
I like this and "These fish mock me"
when I dunk my head in the fish tank.
These fish mock me.
- No.
- No, Robbie don't.
[screaming]
[laughing]
I haven't watched this in so long.
- Oh, that's refreshing.
- Man...
Being Robbie was cool.
I really like this.
This was my favorite episode to film.
Um, it was the first one where
everybody from the cast,
minus Ariana, but still,
all of us were put together
and it pretty much just wrote itself.
What would these characters...
and then, yeah.
What would these characters do?
[laughing]
Oh...
[screaming]
- Is this the...
- It's empty!
I'm sorry!
- I couldn't help myself!
- Boy, big choice.
Yep, and from here it's all downhill.
Yeah, accurate.
- Well, we're not going very fast.
- Life is downhill, kids.
I'm joking. Life is great.
Maybe it will seem faster
if we both yell "wee!"
- We can give it a shot.
- We yell wee, aw.
Wee!
And what an accurate representation
of my relationship with Ariana.
It's like a trash can that we're moving
real slow and we just keep going "wee".
[laughing]
Is that too dark?
