[Intro Music]
Mining deep, down in the cave.
Finding lava, not any ores!
got a pickaxe, iron and enchanted..
gonna find an emerald or two
maybe fall in lava just once
but as we know, that wouldn't be epic.
[and the creepers they hiss
the zombies they growl]
my house is blown up by tnt
fricking heck I just got trolled
gotta go mine those diamonds
get myself weapons that'll fight the mobs
 
『MINING ORES』
I just fell in lava
I just hit some bedrock, and there are no diamonds
the villagers were right
I should've bought the emeralds
I could've killed the mobs
if only I had a
diamond pickaxe
『MINING ORES』~
