 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ A lot of people think that
 Rappers don't have feelings ♪
-BRET MCKENZIE: ♪ I've got ♪
 -But the Hip-Hop-popotamus ♪
 -♪ Hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ And the Rhymnoceros ♪
 -♪ Have feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ It hurts our feelings
 When you suggest ♪
♪ That we don't have feelings ♪
 ♪ I make a meal for my friends
 Try to make it delicious ♪
 ♪Try to keep it nutritious
 Creatin' wonderful dishes ♪
 ♪ But not one of those motha--
 Thinks about how I feel ♪
 ♪ Because not one motha--
 Compliments my meal ♪
-♪ And I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ I spent a long time
 On that casserole, asshole ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ Why don't you take
 These profiteroles ♪
 ♪ And put them
 Up your shitting holes, hey! ♪
 ♪ Here's a little story
 Bring a tear to your eye ♪
 ♪ I was shopping for a wetsuit
 To scuba dive ♪
 ♪ But every suit I tried
 Was too big around my thighs ♪
 The assistant suggests
 I try a ladies' size, well ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ I'm not gonna wear
 a ladies' wetsuit ♪
 ♪ No! I am a man! ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ Why don't you get me
A small man's wetsuit, Mitch?! ♪
♪ We're talkin' bout my birthday
 The year 2003 ♪
 ♪ And I'm waitin'
 For a phone call ♪
 ♪ From my family ♪
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
 ♪ It's 12:23
 They forgot about me ♪
 ♪ And I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ The day after my birthday
 Is not my birthday, Mum ♪
 ♪ Thanks for the message ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ It's your birthday ♪
 ♪ We're gonna party like
Your mum forgot your birthday ♪
 ♪ Well, I call my friends
 Say let's go into town ♪
 ♪ But they're all too busy
 To go into town ♪
 ♪ So I go by myself
 I go into town ♪
 ♪ Then I see all my friends
 Yeah, they all in town ♪
 ♪ Yeah, that all drive past
 In Simon's car ♪
 ♪ So I follow them down
 To the cinema ♪
 ♪ Yeah, well, seeing them
 Without me ♪
 ♪ It breaks my heart ♪
 ♪ When they go to watch
 That movie Dirty Grandpa ♪
 ♪ 'Cause they know I love
 The work of Robert DeNiro ♪
 ♪ They know Zac Efron
 Is a personal hero ♪
 ♪ They know I suffer
 From chronic fomo ♪
 ♪ I told them about that movie
 As I love the promo ♪
NIGEL:
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 -♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
Nigel...
Nigel, you're supposed
to just do the...
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
But...
-That was really good.
-That was good, yeah.
That was really good, man.
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
 ♪ Have you ever been told
 That your ass is too big? ♪
 ♪ Have you ever been asked
 If your hair is a wig? ♪
 ♪ Have you ever been told
 You're mediocre in bed? ♪
 ♪ Have you ever been described
As having a weird-shaped head? ♪
 ♪ Have your friends ever
Forgotten you and driven away? ♪
 ♪ Yes, they have
 They forgot about J ♪
♪ Were you ever called "homo" ♪
 ♪ 'Cause at school
 You took drama? ♪
 ♪ Have you ever been told
 That you look like a llama? ♪
 ♪ Tears of a rapper ♪
 ♪ These are the tears
 Of a rapper ♪
 ♪ Falling down on you ♪
 ♪ I'm cryin' tears
 Of a rapper ♪
 ♪ These are the tears
 Of a rapper ♪
 -♪ Falling down on you ♪
 -♪ These are diamond tears ♪
 -♪ Of a rapper, Golden tears ♪
 -♪ These are the tears ♪
 -♪ Of a rapper ♪
 -♪ Of a rapper
 Falling down on you ♪
 ♪ Titanium tears of a rapper ♪
 ♪ These are the tears
 Of a rapper ♪
 ♪ Falling down on you
 Mother (CENSORED) er ♪
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
