Hi, Kenny Sebastian. 
What’s up?
Awesome. Okay, some people...
few of you know who I am and you are 
wondering where is my hair?
Yes. Yes. I cut it.
And my mom is so happy.
She is so happy.
My dad is still disappointed 
because he is a typical middle class 
defense dad.
Very easy to disappoint him. 
Try this.
Want to disappoint your father? 
Very simple.
Just be on your bed 
at 6 am in the morning.
Just stay there and he will look at you 
and be like...
That’s how easy it is.
To disappoint your father. 
It’s awesome.
Sometimes I’ll just sit in the evening.
Just on the sofa doing nothing.
He’ll look at me.
It is sweet. 
It is awesome.
So, I’m Malayali. 
Any Malayali’s in the house?
Really?
See, no one gives a shit.
So, I’m Malayali and 
I recently had the privilege 
of going to Amritsar.
It’s like...
for a Malayali to go to Amritsar 
is like stepping into a Bollywood film, okay.
I thought I was on the sets on Veer Zaara.
It is awesome.
So, on the flight 
from Delhi to Amritsar, 
it was insane.
Because the entire flight 
was full of Sardars.
And I look...
And I’m like, okay. 
Everybody knows each other.
That’s what I assume.
Obviously, it’s a big family 
travelling together.
Then I realize, 
nobody knows each other.
And that’s when I realize that 
North Indians don’t have the problem 
that South Indians do...
Which is hesitation 
to start conversation.
Okay?
So, on the flight...
there’s this huge...
Everyone’s huge.
I’m the tiniest guy on the flight.
Like, people had booked middle seats 
to put their biceps in it.
It was huge.
I’m just so small.
And my seat’s on the aisle there was 
a guy who was Punjabi.
I knew he was Punjabi because he was 
taking way more space than he needs.
Because he was sitting like this.
Like his leg was outside the window.
I don’t know how that’s 
even possible.
So, I wanted to ask him, 
‘Hey, can I put my bag down’.
Now, if it was a South Indian guy 
he would have just made a face...
And waited for the air-hostess to come 
and tell me you can’t put your bag down.
But because this guy was Punjabi 
and I asked him, 
‘Hey, can I put my bag down?’
There is no problem.
We will deal with it later.
I’m like, ‘Oh. 
You are my best friend now.’
Like we just had 
a heart to heart conversation.
Even waiters are like that.
Like, in South India you order.
Can I have tea? Yes.
In Bombay, 
I’m like, ‘Can I get tea?’
Of course. Why not?
Get him tea. He hasn’t got any. 
Give him 2 kgs of tea.
I love how they just start talking.
Like, I’ll be in a taxi.
I ask him what the time is.
I came to Bombay 20 years back.
I’m like, okay.
