(upbeat music)
- Seriously, Stan, this
house is much better
than your old one.
Can't beat waterfront property.
- Yeah, but my neighbor's a total witch.
- Karen is a fine lady, okay?
- She's crazy.
I'm pretty sure she cast
a spell on Pork Chop.
- Dude, for the last
time, she didn't cast a--
- The spirit of Herobrine
will consume your soul
in an all encompassing void of darkness.
- Well, look, a wolf, anybody still
got that bone from that skeleton?
- Bone me, big face.
- Hey, psst, buddy.
(growling)
Oo, another one!
- Good morning, sir, might
I interest you in a trade?
- Hm, I don't really have that much stuff,
but you can have my pig.
You can turn him into bacon.
- Hey!
- Hm, that's a fine pig you've got.
I'll give you one sea pickle.
- What the hell's a sea pickle?
This better not be a penis joke.
- Wait, I packed some
sandstone in my llama.
Perhaps that will interest you?
(dreamy music)
- I'll take the sexy llama.
- Sir, this llama has a family.
- The family is also very sexy.
- What the hell is your problem?
You adopted two dogs and now a llama?
This isn't We Bought a
Zoo starring Matt Damon.
- It's fine.
I'm gonna build a boat
and explore some new land.
We'll have a nice big farm
for everyone to live on.
- Um, the wolves are attacking the llama.
(snarling)
- No, they're just playin'.
- Chick, you hold down
the fort while I'm gone.
- What?
No, dude, I'm outta here.
- There, now you can't leave.
(banging)
- What, how?
Dammit, you're right.
- Hey, look, it's a squid.
I'll call you Squidy.
- My name's Brian.
- See ya, Squidy!
Alright, there's a lot of
Islands we could live on.
We just gotta find one
that works for the llama
and both of the dogs.
- Uh, looks like there's three dogs now.
- What?
(upbeat music)
When did that happen?
- I dunno.
I turned my head for two seconds,
and then, boom, baby dog.
- Strange, well, let's
keep an eye on them.
What the hell?
Stop it you guys, jeez.
- Wow, a sunken ship!
- You should swim down there
and see if there's any chests.
(water splashes)
(gasping)
What'd you get?
- Paper, blank sheets of paper.
- What, that's it?
- And this emerald!
Now, I can buy the sea pickle
from that wandering trader
and shove it up his big fat nose.
- Hey, you, get out of my waters
before I stab you with my trident!
(laughs)
- Hey, check it out, it's a merman.
- What, no, I'm not a
merman, I'm a Drowned.
I'm like a water zombie.
(clanging)
- Ah-ha, it's my trident now.
- Ha, good luck mastering
the skill of tridenting.
I've been lurking the ocean
for years, crafting the art.
(water splashes)
- Alright, let's head back home
and put all this blank paper in Megachest.
(water splashes)
- About time you're back.
You didn't show me how to use the furnace.
I've been eating rotten baby zombie flesh!
Aw, what the hell, more dogs?
- Yes sir, puppies!
- Why are their heads so big?
- They'll grow into 'em.
- And I got you a special gift
for being good and holding down the fort.
It's a shell with the freshest,
cleanest ocean water you've ever drank.
- Oh, thanks.
(gulping)
(laughs)
- I got you, you idiot.
You just drank a whole
bunch of llama spit.
(laughing)
(growling)
(epic music)
