- Oh man, the Slurp factory!
If only Tanner were still
here with us to see it.
- What are you talking
about, I'm right here.
- Remind me why we're
exploring this stupid place?
It's just gonna trigger
Tanner's addiction.
- Woo-hoo!
Slurp keg!
(metal clanking)
- That can't be healthy.
- Hello?
Any Slurp up here?
- What is that?
- It's so creepy!
- It's a stupid bear, guys.
Let's just kill it like we do everything.
(explosion booming)
- All right, I think
we're all Slurped out.
We can probably get outta here.
- One more keg!
Whoops!
I thought it would break!
- Oh wow, what a charming little river.
- Aw man!
Check that out!
- [Anya] Geez, talk about pollution.
- For real.
I bet all of the fish in this
river are super hard to kill.
- Let's head into the woods.
- Whoa.
An abandoned taxi.
Creepy.
- How do you know it's abandoned?
- Dude, it's a taxi!
Whoever owns this is definitely
driving an Uber right now.
- [Anya] Check it out.
Squad by that bridge.
- Look at them.
Hiding under a bridge
like a bunch of trolls.
- I hate trolls!
Always yelling in my lobby.
- That one's running off on
its own and right towards us.
- Ah-ha, stupid ass hotdog.
- Let's be patient and hide
in this bush over here.
It's big enough for all of us.
- All right, Roach, focus.
Wait, I see movement in my peripherals.
- Roach, those are butterflies.
- Oh.
Well I still wanna kill 'em.
- [Tanner] Hotdog, five o' clock.
- Boo!
Throat punch!
Ha, now these are my douchey sunglasses.
Ah!
- Wait a minute, which skin are you?
- I'm the new default.
In fact, you should be the
one wearing this jacket.
- What?
Well, give it to me!
(guns blasting)
- (grunts) Low on health.
Need to bathe in slurp sewer.
Aw.
This is the first shower
I've had in weeks.
- Gotcha!
Take that, global climate change.
Oh, damn you stupid
realistic water physics.
♪ Everybody was slurping ♪
♪ Slurping USA ♪
- Roach, get over here.
We need you to help us take
out this last creepy bear.
- Dude, you remember the
creepy bear from that factory.
I hate creepy bears!
- Get back to the bush, Roach.
I repeat, get back to George Bush.
I named the bush George.
- Nope.
I'm doing the long range thing.
Goodnight, creepy cuddle zombie.
- Well, mission accomplished.
Stupid creepy bears think
they can sneak up on me.
Oh God!
(upbeat music)
