Is Kanye running? I can't believe you're
asking me that.
Of course he is, but no he's not.
Hey what's going on everyone, from First we Feast,
I'm that guy who's still bald,
and you're watching Hot Ones.
It's the show with hot questions and
even hotter wings,
and today we're joined by home film star
Kim Kardashian.
Hi Sean
Thanks for joining us, Kim.
Anything for attention.
Well let's go ahead and start with a
bite, we're going to be starting with the
mildest of all our sauces.
Oh this is good, Kanye normally doesn't
let us eat spicy food at home,
he says it'll melt your safe wall and
let the aliens into your brain.
That's unusual.
Well he is a genus,
that's why he'll make a great president.
A lot of people think that if Trump or Biden was elected,
they'd be the oldest president ever inaugurated.
But as founder of the
Birthday Party, Kanye celebrates his birthday every day.
Yesterday he turned 15, 694 years old
and today is the big 15, 695.
Happy birthday baby!
So I have to ask how, has your family
been handling coronavirus and
quarantining? It must be difficult.
It's been so hard.
Our 26 Friesian ponies have been so sad
lately because we only have 12 people
feeding them pancheta
instead of the usual 26.
And North can't get her daily Air Force Ones delivered!
And I'm expected to be okay with a non-Italian cleaning my Italian marble floors!
Like hello?
I don't think we're ever gonna get
through this!
Times are really hard.
Even with our Kardashian brand Korona Kits.
Each kit comes with a designer mask and a Kylie lippie.
Since they're free to
make if you don't pay your workers.
Yeah about that- before we unpack all of
that, why don't we go ahead and have a
bite of our next wing?
So, uh, I think Kanye's running for president.
How did that happen?
Well people think that he's just doing
it as a favor to Trump
in order to split the young liberal vote
between Biden and Kanye, ensuring trump's re-election.
But it's not that, right?
No that's exactly what it is.
Okay, next wing.
Okay, Kim, so you know people like to say
you aren't talented so why don't you go
ahead and take this time to show us some
of your special skills?
I can breathe and blink
at the same time.
See?
Uh.
Anything else you want to share?
I'm really good at posing for selfies.
Wow, color me impressed.
That's racist and a liability.
Okay you know what why don't we just go
ahead and wrap this up and just skip
right to our spiciest sauce, huh?
Wow you know for not eating spicy food
you sure don't seem to mind it.
Oh I can't taste or smell anything.
My body is 98 silicone,
including my tongue, so i just go through
the motions of eating for what Kanye
calls broccoli-brained people.
Well thank you so much for coming in
today
you know having you here was just so
very special.
Thanks Sean.
Can Kanye count on your vote in the fall?
No.
