Hey, I'm Colleen Ballinger,
and welcome to this week's
recap of America's Got Talent.
So tonight's episode was the
final round of auditions.
I have no idea what city
we're in, because
they didn't tell us.
And right when I started
wondering where we were, they
just showed a pig in a tutu and
I got really distracted.
I think that was their plan.
So Smooch Piggy started off her
audition in the mystery
city and was really lazy.
She just laid there and didn't
do anything and kind of honked
a horn a couple of times and
it was not entertaining.
Yay America.
And then there was a montage
of acts that didn't get
through including a karate
guy who just smacked his
buddy in the face.
[KARATE YELL]
A girl rapper money, money I'm
so hungry for your money.
And this really weird dance
group that did really awkward
moves that looked
kind of sexual.
But then Liliana walked on
stage and stole my heart.
This six-year-old tap
dancer was fierce.
She had attitude for days.
Let me tell you, I loved her.
I don't think she needed
to tap dance.
I think she could have just
gone on stage and made the
faces she was making, and she
would have gotten through.
And then, the 23-year-old
comedian, Jacob
Williams, came on.
He was so awkward.
He was so nerdy.
And he was like
[LOW AND MONOTONE]
I'm a stand-up comedian,
and I don't like
being in front of people.
Just one of the most
boring people I've
ever seen in my life.
But he came on stage,
and he was so funny.
I was laughing out loud.
I loved him.
He was one of the best
acts of the night.
So way to go boring,
surprisingly funny man.
After him was this dance
crew that I just loved.
They were 787 Crew--
I think that's what they
called themselves.
And they were amazing.
They were so good.
They did a lot of flips.
But the choreography that I
did see I really enjoyed.
I think they're one of the
best people in the
competition so far.
Definitely one of the best
dance crews we've seen.
So excited to see
them in Vegas.
Loved them.
After them was Trish.
She claims to be a rapper.
She looks not like
a real person.
And she came on and said
this, [SQUEAKY VOICE]
some people think I'm like a
stripper or a porn star, but
I'm like I'm not like
that I love Jesus.
[SOUND OF CRICKETS]
It turns out she's not
a rapper at all.
She was only there to meet
Howard Stern, and she did, so
good for you, I guess.
The entire evening ended with
a very long and emotional
segment on a girl name Mary
who was a singer.
And she was good.
She was fine.
The audience was acting like
this girl was Beyonce and she
was fine, but she wasn't
that good.
Thanks for watching my recap
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Bye!
