who are you?
hi my name is Billy eyelash and this is
my debut interview. I'm really excited to
be here so thanks for having me. that is
about the stupidest question I've ever
heard of. my life okay my name is Billy
eyelash her name is Billie Eilish. okay my name
is Billy eyelash her name is Billie Eilish. okay we're twins
I was born a minute 36 seconds before
her that means everything she knows I
taught her so just saying it's like it's
like people just don't believe me when I
tell them because I don't have blue hair
we're twins
you know I get this question a lot and
this being my debut interview I just uh
you know I think I should finally
explain the story okay so uh basically
mom she like I was born first so like she
named me Billy eyelash she just said
that when I came out of the womb like my
eyelashes were just like you know and
like they kind don't look the same now
when I was baby they were like way
bigger um but yes so like anyway she
named me Billy eyelash and then she said
that you know the other Billy, Billy number
two, has no
eyelash or whatever she said that her
eyelashes were like not as like you know
so she just decided to like change the
spelling a little bit and make it I'll a
she's not eyelash so you know that's
just like her thing and I just feel kind
of bad for other Billy you know Billy
number two I just feel kind of bad for
her
because now every time that they say
Billy I think it's me but it's just her
and so now she gets called everywhere
and she's just like famous now but this
is my debut interview so I figured that
maybe I would get famous now for this
too but but because like she doesn't
want people to know that I'm her twin
sister that's why this video is called
the truth you know because this is the
truth I was born a minute 36 seconds
before her
honestly my parents were really just not
creative magis thought that Billy was a
good name for a girl and I kind of agree
now like I think it suits me pretty well
but you know she just didn't have any
other name so she just named my sister
Billie Eilish also like so again she stole my
name too like why do you think I'm so
bitter like it's just like she she just
like stole everything about me and like
now she dyed her hair blue and like she
sings out she's like famous like it's
weird a little bit weird I just like I
don't know I don't know next question
you know do I dance like Billie Eilish really
can you can you like change that
question to like just Billie Eilish dance like
me because okay again I taught her how
to dance I did it first I was born first
she just got famous first but that's
fine because like I said this is my
debut interview and I just this is my
time to shine and like a lot of people
don't know this about me but like I'm
just really I'm awesome so I just think
that a lot of people should like maybe
like pay more attention to me because
like I might be though I'm like the
older one and I'm like better because I
was born first so I'm just saying I mean
also you can't you can't really deny the
fact that I have better like eyelashes
cuz I was like born with like Billie Eilish, so like um yeah so yes is that
answer to the question I do dance here
we go again with this question I do sing
I am good at singing
I taught Billie Eilish how to sing
because I'm Billy eyelash again born
first because I am the first twin I was
born a minute and 36 seconds I don't
know why I keep having to say this again
I just feel like people need to know and
if I save more maybe people will I
understand it or like actually get it I
just don't know yes I can sing I'm a
singer I'm an artist maybe I'm not as
like famous or famous or as her but I'm
just I'm on my way I'm on my way up you
know actually I came out of the womb
singing
in 36 seconds before Billie Eilish number 2 days
so just like if that doesn't like prove
my point then I just don't know what
will I mean I'm not opposed to it I just
think that you know maybe um well first
I'll probably have to like get hurt a
lot call me back maybe just like I just
I you know I think she got a new phone
and maybe she just hasn't gotten my text
messages or voicemails or all my calls
maybe like just like yeah I've been
calling her you know I'm I've been like
she's probably been too busy with her
like, the Billie Eilish Coachella performance. again I
was it I was invited but I couldn't go
because I had to I had to I had to like
I was busy so I just couldn't go to that
but I just saw it on the coachella YouTube  livestream, so that was kind of
cool I think that like maybe the shirt
she wore on that she probably stole that
for my closet because my that's like my
shirt and I and I had it first again
because I was born a minute and 36
seconds before her so I'm just saying
well you know I get this question a lot
from like all the people that up you
know ask me this question
you know um but you know I just I don't
think blues really my color I think that
you know even though we're twins
obviously we're not identical twins I
think she could have that moment I just
don't think it's for me I enjoy red if
you couldn't tell
okay well you know I love my sister but
she did write a song kind of about me
and a lot of people don't really think
it's about me because like most people
obviously don't really know about me but
I just want to say that the song buri a
friend is in fact about me and obviously
like I don't blame her you know she
didn't want to title it burry a twin
sister like I get it
like it is about me I'm the friend you
know that's why I like the family
doesn't really talk about me or like the
media doesn't really know about me so
here I am I'm not I am here in fact
alive so I'm not dead
so thank you and I just want to say that
I'm just still here and doing well so
thank you Billie Eilish number two I was born
first so if you just if you're watching
this and you need to remember that I
just want to tell you that so you
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