Hello everybody, my name is Matthew Tello and today, we're going to play some Fortnite.
Yes you heard me, playing some Fortnite.
Oh boy, I can't wait for me to *Pause* be Fortnite.
Alright.
Anyways, we are... Anyways, we are heading *Inhale* since this is our first game that I'm recording, let's go Tilted.
ssss- Show you guys my powers.
Hope this is, like, perfect, you know, if you guys can hear me.
*Gasp* *Weird noises* Yep.
This is Tilted alright, dude, I'm not making it. But we could make is to this house and then go back to Tilted.
Mistakes, mistakes are just great. Ah, nice, duelies.
That a shotgun? That is confirmed a Shotgun. I can't use shotguns.
Well, I can use pumps, so...
Nice.
*Whispers* You guys *Loud gunshot* hear that? Oh that's- that's close.
*More gunshots* Alright.
I kind of wanna go over here first.
Plan is to not get sawn, seen. Oh, there he is. *Lots of gunshots* Holy cow dude.
He's in, oh there's a thing dude. *Three shots* Nice. I'll grab this gun.
Koh? Fricking. *Wood placed next to Matt*
*Cocks gun* WH-
*EPIC BATTLE ENSUES in which a guy misses almost every shot on Matt*
*OOF*
Not amigo here?
*Another EPIC battle begins*
(The heck) is this guy doing?
*OOOOOOOOF*
Oh my god.
Can I actually use this pump? Nice!
Uh, he had a... green AR.
I think I handled that situation pretty well
Yeahh, absolutely.
Oh, hey look guys, a chest! Nice. Perfect for me.
Alright. Ooooh, I like this.
I'm okay. I'm okay. Definitely okay.
*BLAST*
*BLAST*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Ah, dude, it's going to be one of these things. *Sigh*
*OOF*
Oh wow, that was simpler than I thought! It was a dark forager? I thought it was gonna be one of the full battles but no.
*Smacks lips and deeply inhales*
I was wrong.
Four.
I like that, me likey a lot.
Nice, alright, so we need, uh...
Four more- uh, goodbye.
Who needs smoke bombs anyway, I don't use them. *Laughs for no reason*
I don't even use smoke bombs, so...
Oh, that's tempting, that's really tempting. Alright, a blue AR, I'm okay.
I need to go find more ammo boxes, and I'll be okay.
Alright, well if you guys want me to put my- If you guys want me to put *Weird noise* If you guys want me to play some more Fortnite, that's- that's fine by me.
I know this video is gonna go full 60 frames, enjoy it while it lasts.
Why wont you break?
Nice.
One more, one more, YES!
Dude, one more is all I- *Sniper shot misses*
Nooohohoho, dude, I just need one more.
*Storm stops shrinking*
I'm not gonna find that one more, dude.
*Sighs*
My poor soul!
*Sniper shot barely misses*
Ahhhaha *Another shot misses* Oh my god, almost died.
My poor soul, I just need one more.
He's gonna come straight down.
Where the F is he?
Oh, he's right there, I see him.
Hasauce!
The fight you guys've been waiting for, dude. Nice.
Ahhh, he can build.
I can't build for crap guys. *Multiple gunshots*
phhhhhhf
*OOF*
Nice, it's a nuts banana, muts *I don't even know* bags.
*Please stop*
Alright, nice, nice!
I thought my hopes and dreams just got crushed, but... I'm okay.
I just need to find an ammo box, and I'll be okay.
Oh, wait, wait, there's a door over here, please be, like...
*Gasp* Ooooh~
Is there an ammo box in one of these? I just need one more.
I mean, I could go Tilted, but...
Could.
Another m- people are here.
Yeah, he sees me.
*Gets shot* How the..?
Ah, bud.
Ah, he's building up, bud, he's budding up.
Can I build? *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BLAST*
*BLAST*
*BLAST*
*Sad Romance plays as some loser falls to his death*
*Matt laughs very weirdly*
"Took damage hahAHHAAA"
Haha
hAHe- *Struggles to breathe*
Hehe
Hehok-
Heok
Nahice
Just- Just what I needed. eHEH
Amusement, awesome, alright back to- ammo box finding.
*GASP*
*Sigh of disappointment*
*Lip smack*
Is there something here that's not opened?
*SMACK*
Oh, that's the storm right there.
*smack*
Yeah, he went down here...
Teddy bear right here, you pick that up.
Ah, nice, that's a nice... walk. Alright, well, since we're here guys, uh...
*Sneeze in the background*
Matt: Bless you.
Random guy in the background: Thank you.
K, to be real with you guys, I was not expecting- to... beat those fights at all.
He shot me, I was like "Oh no..."
"This is it for Matt." It's not, so I'm good.
*EXHALE*
Oh, there's someone still at Tilted. Why are they still at Tilted?
*Rift thingy does something.*
Please don't come this direction, please.
I just need one more- ahh I have to go through Tilted. Ah, I could go the side of Tilted. *Distant gunshots*
*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*
Hah, nice! I just need to find one more ammo box, that's it.
Yeah, you guys can do your fight, I'm okay.
*BADADADADADADADA*
Ssssssfffhhhh
Tilted people always go for the ammo boxes.
Uhm, thank you?
I'm gonna get snipped.
There's a chest, there's a chest, I hear a chest!
By holy gars, guys, there's a chest!
Uh...
Where there's a chest, there's always ammo boxes nearby. *GASP*
La la la!
*SLUUUUUUUUUUURP*
I've never been so happy in my life!
Oof!
I could get that chug jug, but at the same time, I don't, so...
Alright, bye bye!
That's a- *sharp intake of air* Ooh, I probably should get that chug jug.
But at the same time, I really don't. (don't what?)
*mini lip smack* I mean, I'll make it.
E for effort.
Ican'ttell if that was the best... *FUCK YOU TREE* best launchpad of my life or the worst.
There's only fourteen people left, I'm actually kind of scared.
Parch meeting.
Someone's gonna use my drop launch pad.
*Sigh* For gosh, dude... *ROCKET INCOMING* Nooooooo.
*BOOOOOOOOOM* stop.
I'm already tired of people doing this to be honest.
Really? Is this- *BOOOM* Is this what you're gonna do right now?
* D E A T H *
Is he really doing that?
Hope he's proud of himself.
*too low for me to hear the garbage he's saying*
Someone's here.
What's my plan?
Wahoooo! *Outro plays* Finally, the video is over, and I can stop hearing Matt's voice.
*Outro playing* It was fun subtitling the video, but Matthew needs speech therapy.
*Outro playing* Man, this song is pretty good isn't it?
*Outro playing* The link for it is in the description.
*Outro still playing* Anyways, subscribe to Matthew Tello.
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