Whats the matter? You don't like chairs? Everybody likes chairs.
Tease this part or something if I want volume.
(Julien) oooh Who you teasin?
(Jenna) Me bitch!
*Julien giggles*
Y'all bitches can't even
spell
PrAGuE!
*Julien giggles*
(Julien) Oh NO!
That is a big one!
*Jenna gasping for air- trying not to laugh*
*both laugh*
(Julien) YOU CAN'T LAUGH!
*Laughing cont.*
(Jenna) STaaaahhhP!
STAAA!
*More Laughter*
(Julien) You can't emote!
*Julien conts laughing*
(Jenna) I'm gunna cry I'm gunna cry!
*More Laughter*
(Julien) Let me check.
(Jenna) hmpmmm!
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
*Snip snip snip*
(Jenna) Guess who bought not one but two pairs of hair cuttin scissors?
ME BITCH!
celiacs disease
AHHHNNG
Scrunchy bitch!
I can't help it. I'm dumb!
shlep *equivalent to sleep noise*
(Julien) Cowboy
uuuhhh
*Barks*
*Both begin Laughing*
(julien) I just barked!
*Both laughing*
I just fuckin barked!
*Laughing*
(Jenna) *while laughing* I hate you.
^Sings in spanish^
(Julien) MARBLE
(Jenna) Please just let me get some clippers
and clean you up
(Julien) Clean?
(Jenna) cut the rest of your hair
(Julien) NO!
(Jenna) Let me shave your head
(Julien) What the heck we just dyed my hair!
(Jenna) Ya it was cool lets SHAVE IT OFF!
(Julien) oh  my god
*slups*
(Julien) What are you doin?
(Jenna) Oh I'm sorry I was just up-right leisuring.
(Julien) *wheez* Is that.. what that is?
(Jenna) Yeah.
(Julien) You were just sta- you were just standing though.
(Jenna) *tongue click* You say standing, I say Up-Right leisuring.
(Julien) Pass Pass Pass Pass Pass
Pass Pass Pass Pass
*Julien conts saying pass fast*
(Jenna) What the hell Julien?!
(Julien) Open your mouth.
SMASH!!
(Jenna) Peachy up!
(Julien) *wheezes into laughter*
(julien) oooooh ahhh buh buh
buh buh
^In spanish again^
(Jenna) don't puff up at me like a bird.
(Jenna) Can't you just kill 'em with your kindness?
Can't you just be like
*CLick kiss click whistle*
nice hair.
(Julien) cut
(Jenna) Tie me up. Fifty shades darker
ooh waaah oooh uh oh
Fifty shades DaRkeR
aaahhh
*mumbles more lyrics*
what is love uuuggghhhh!
(Julien) Hold on hun you need a touch up
(Jenna) I can't breath
(Julien) and ACTION!
touch up
(Jenna) Make-up artist that doesn't know what action means.
*Both laugh*
(Julien) and action
okay honey lets get right up in here
(Jenna) What do you call your Jiu Jitsu teacher?
(Julien) Coach.
(Jenna) Papa?
(Julien) Not papa!
(Jenna) Father?
Do you call him mater?
do you call him Nunchuck Daddy?
oh! My! God!
(Jenna) No! please don't make me pay for my mistakes!
(Jeanna) I don't have any like bobby pins.
(Julien) That's Robert Pins to you!
*Jenna Laughs*
(Jenna) A little one is a Bobby Pin and a
big one is a Robert Pin?
(Julien) You adress it in the formal Usted Robert Pin.
That's what he is
a bum!
*step*
(Jenna) working families the middle class
doing my job at work
while working and creating work for jobs
and my business.
(Julien) *laughs*
(Jenna) It itches so bad!
(Julien) Jenna?
Jesus Christ
(Jenna) It itches this is all I can do
to make it feel better.
* tongue click*
(Jenna) Y'all can't even see me beach!
(Julien) When some one talks shit on twitter
to someone and then they respond back
(Jenna) Ehh BB!
(Julien) *giggles* oh my god
(Jenna) I'm smiling
I'm smiling
(Julien) You are not smiling!
(Jenna) I'm smiling
(Julien) you're not
I don't need friends
they disappoint me
*step*
(Julien) *couch* its dangerous lightening!
urrrgahhhh!!!
(Jenna) Hell Yeah!!!
*Both giggle*
(Jenna) I look just like fuckin Janice!
(Julien) that's Janice, Jenna.
*Julien giggles*
(Jenna) *screams* NOOOOO!
(Jenna) This is really starting to itch
I want to like rip off my skin.
Uuuughhh!
Its not funny!
It fucking hurts!  *Julien laughs maniacally in the background*
(Jenna) *gasps* Stop
I really want to itch
ooooh
don't its like
oooh don't don't
stoppp? (Julien) ahh it feels so nice.
*pats- Julien laughs at Jennas pain*
(Jenna) it's not funny
I can't see
I can't fucking see.
What is so funny?
(Julien) my God
oh my God!
^ peel the avocado
guacamole guac-gua--^
(Julien) I hate that so much!
(Jenna) Why?
(Julien) Where is Jenna?! Who are you?
What have you done
(Jenna) This is peel punishment.
OWWW!! BEEE GENTAAL
Hey beach it's me your chair!
(Julien) *giggles*
(Jenna) what?
(Julien) its just so fucking weird
(Jenna) ^sings Ariana Grande song^
Thats Ariana Grande as a chair
*clears throat* thank you.
(Julien) So now, you're gunna do your brows off camera.
*Jenna bursts out in laughter*
(Julien) wat?
(Jenna) If you think I'm taking this off you're dead wrong.
(Julien) What the fuck?!
(Jenna) come on let's go make dinner
(Julien) no!
(Jenna) come on
(Julien) leave me alone.
(Jenna) I'm coming for your chair beach.
Ain't nobody chair safe beach
*feet slap on floor*
(Julien) Oh my God!
(Jenna) don't tell me to stay away
come love me
(Julien) This is my nightmare!
*kiss sound at Julien*
(Julien) send help to me
(Jenna) OOOOOOHHHHH!
(Julien) *laughs* oh my GOD!
stop it right now
(Jenna) eh buh buh buh buh
Y'all bitches can't even SPELL chair!
*Julien laughs*
(Julien) I can't hear anything you say
from now on, at all, these are
completely noise canceling.
(Jenna) well you're gunna have to talk to me
(Julien) Ya I know, wait.
(Julien) TIMER 10 YEARS!
(Jenna) Julieeenn
*google home responds positively*
(Jenna) Stooop
No we already have one going for
84 years. I need you to
stop setting timers for years in advance
