- [Narrator] From the
Thunder Valley Resort
in Lincoln, California
this is Poker Night In America.
(upbeat music)
- Hello and welcome to
Poker Night In America.
I'm your host Chris Hanson,
not to be confused with Chris
Hanson the predator catcher
or Chris Harrison
who has a far easier job
than anyone on television.
- And I am Joe Stapleton
not to be confused
with one of the people
that the other Chris
Hanson catches.
- Got it, okay.
So we're are in
northern California,
and we're bringing you action
from Thunder Valley Resort.
Tonight's line ups a good one.
It includes a lot
of familiar faces
including Matt
Glantz, Tom Schneider,
Phil Hellmuth, and
funny man Brad Garrett.
We're also this week going to
take a trip away from the table.
As we play another
game other than poker.
We're going to play some
golf a little bit later on.
But for right now,
let's get to that poker.
Day two starts with
a fresh lineup.
Some of the players
returning from day one.
But also a couple of additions,
including Tom Schneider
and Brad Garrett.
- [Joe] Brad Garrett's back.
Everybody loves Brad.
- [Chris] Okay.
- Because the script
about my life's
been in Hollywood since '02.
- Yeah, how's that going?
- Well, obviously in turnaround.
(laughter)
Hey, hey!
- I had a dream in '02 as well!
This is what you call the movie.
(snoring)
(laughter)
Excuse, I'm sorry.
Is it my turn?
- It is.
- [Phil] Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
- [Phil] That's okay.
Interesting story, though.
- [Brad] I'm leaving soon.
- [Phil] I don't think so.
I think you're going
to be here a while.
- [Brad] Oh boy.
Phil, would let me
read to play you?
Would you let me audition?
Well, if you can
play a 24 year old.
- [Brad] Like Tootie
from Facts of Life?
- The movie when I'm
24, so, you know.
- [Brad] Okay, so
pre-jail. Okay.
But let me ask you something.
Who could you
really get to play?
I mean, seriously.
- Well, we had Ashton
Kutcher for a while.
We had--
- Oh, god.
- When he was young,
we're talking about.
- [Brad] Ashton Kutcher?
- [Phil] A while back.
- [Brad] Seriously?
Have you seen his work?
It's abominable.
Ashton Kutcher.
Why don't you get Tootie
from Facts of Life
to do the early years?
Ashton Kutcher.
Did you see him
playing Steve Jobs?
Oh, you had a hand?
I'm sorry.
You see him playing Steve Jobs?
- Oh, any blank and I'm bombing.
- Okay.
- Bomb on the turn.
I don't put you on a
belly buster, so I'll bet.
And you might left
have picked up
a flush draw and
a straight draw,
so you might call six.
- Your Herman Munster is
really good too, Brad.
- Thank you.
- I was actually, I
used to love that show.
- Can you not talk when
people are in a hand?
(laughter)
Thank you.
(bleep)
Good one Eddie.
- I don't know why you called,
I'm not even going to pay it off
if you hit a
straight or a flush.
- Ashton Kutcher
would have done that.
- [Chris] Oh, two
pair for Kelly.
I almost feel bad for Phil.
Kelly's gonna take it
on down to valueville.
- [Joe] 1000 is the
bet from Winterhalter.
- Call.
- [Joe] And a quick
call from Phil.
- [Dealer] Ace four.
- [Joe] You know, Phil said
he wasn't going to pay it off
if the straight card came.
I don't know how to
to tell him this,
but the four is a straight card.
- [Phil] How much is it?
- [Brad] What's that smell?
- [Phil] We have
three bet clothing.
- [Brad] Right, I know
you have clothing.
- We have the Kimo Sabe mezcal.
- [Brad] I hear you.
- Don't forget your headphones.
- [Phil] Yeah, Music headphones.
Have you seen these headphones?
(laughter)
Seriously.
You probably have seen Music.
- [Brad] I haven't.
- [Phil] They have
their own app.
- Okay.
- We signed this guy
named Kevin Heart.
He's a comedian.
- Never heard of him.
- This other guy
named Michael Jordan.
- [Brad] Michael Jordan?
- Yeah.
This other guy named Drake.
- [Brad] White fella?
- I don't think you've
heard of these guys.
- Drake I've heard of.
- You heard of Drake?
- I'm a big Drake fan.
Go to most of his stuff.
- [Phil] Okay, yeah.
- You know I rap?
I don't know if you
know that, Phil.
I do a lot of rapping.
- [Phil] Let's hear one.
- Eh, it's Hasidic.
I don't think you'd get it.
(laughter)
- Nobody else got that joke.
- [Brad] Yeah, I know.
- Donkey bomber?
Oh, my instincts say get
out of your way this hand.
But I feel like
- There we go.
That's what I like.
- You got just a
little action from me.
- I like it.
- Okay I love this.
- You like my hand?
- [Man] I might make a straight.
- What do we have.
- [Announcer] Flop is queen
seven nine, bought to you
by Kimo Sabe.
- [Announcer] Phil
hits top pair,
hey maybe he's gonna run
reasonably well today.
- Oh Matt we had
to get rid of Matt.
- [Announcer] If he
already makes hi straight,
he's going to head down the
harbor and unload some pallets.
- Matt, Matt what are
you doing in here?
Don't you know this
is a private party?
- I should fold.
Seventeen.
- [Announcer] Another
club comes on the turn,
but it doesn't seem
like Lance cares,
he is raising to $1700.
- Really?
Alright I don't think
you have it Matt.
This sucks I was
trapping somebody else,
and you got involved.
It's like it hurts you
know what I mean like.
- [Announcer] And that is
a complete swing and a miss
on the river for Glantz.
Phil's Queens still good.
- 24.
- [Announcer] I've seen Phil
make way worse calls than this.
Common buddy.
- Alright you deserve it.
You got it.
(laughter)
Oh my god I can't
believe I called.
What a call this is.
- I wish I had a timely river.
I need a timely river.
- [Man] How did
I make that call?
- [Announcer] That was like
world class right there.
- Nice hand.
- Welcome back to Phil
Hellmuth's traveling circus.
- Step right up and see
the worlds most prolific
name dropper and humble bragger.
- He could never put
him on point nine.
- [Announcer] Poker
night in america
bought to you by
Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
Entertaining table here today.
All kinds of personality
on Poker night in America.
- [Announcer] Glantz
hoping to win enough to
leave his dock
working job behind.
- It's on the live stream.
- [Man] I won't $20
bucks off Tom that bet.
Is that the $20 you got from me?
- Who taught you to play poler?
- I taught myself.
- [Announcer] King jack suited,
a fun hand to call with.
- What do you have
left there Matt?
- [Matt] $2700.
- How much to get you to fold?
- 550.
- [Announcer] Oh wow
pocket aces for hellmuth.
- [Announcer] 550, we're
up to 550 from Phil.
- Lets jump him.
- Check in the dark.
- [Announcer] Matt
call a jack eight,
he really doesn't respect
Phil's game, at all.
- [Announcer] Wow big flop.
Hellmuth's got a set
of aces, Bracey's got,
the Royal Flush draw.
- Alright I'll be
your huckleberry.
- [Announcer] Fortunately
for Phil, huckleberry's
got a big drought
and can pay this off.
- [Announcer] Oh wow man phil.
- Now that I have to check.
- [Announcer] Just wow Phil
Hellmuth the favorite to lose,
again.
I think Bracy
missed a bet there,
yeah he earns a little
deception but I just don't think
Phil's gonna fold after
playing this hand so strong.
- Stop and go?
How much?
- 975.
- [Announcer] Here
comes the raise.
- Call
- [Announcer] And a
snap call from Phil.
You know I don't think I've
ever seen Phil call that
fast and be right.
- Are you kidding me.
I mean I run so bad.
I mean what.
- [Announcer] He really
does run kinda bad.
- I think I peaked early,
I gotta learn to really
maybe just you know,
slow play.
Even the one liners.
What do you think Tony?
- Absolutely.
Does your agent ever tell
you brad maybe when you
go into the Indian reservation,
you don't make fun
of the natives?
- He tried that once.
They tried at once.
- [Man] Your new agent
doesn't say that?
- No.
- Why do you think he
needed a new agent.
- It just makes me
go more, you know.
Which is an illness.
(laughter)
- Still the new year right?
- [Man] You just
misunderstood that's all.
- I call.
- [Announcer] So garrets
in action on Phil.
- I call.
- [Announcer] Price
is right for him.
- You in this hand?
- Yes I am.
- Really?
- Hold on, yes I am.
- I'm gonna bet 1500 dark.
- [Man] What do you mean?
- 1500.
- I'll tell you what Phil,
I'll call it if
you call it dark?
- This proposal has
heavily changed.
- You have some balls
for once in your life.
There not worth much
more than 1500 anyway.
- I'm all in.
(laughter)
- Now what do you do phil.
- I'd like to see the flop.
So I'm gonna wait.
- [Man] You can't see a flop?
- Of course I can see a flop.
- [Announcer] Phil really
should be able to see this flop,
if he wanted to.
Action was completed.
- I would have waited.
- [Man] But you don't have to.
- I will wait.
- How many cards do
you have down there.
- Here we go.
- Oh you've gotta be kidding me.
- Well it's a belly flop.
- I think that
flops looking at me.
How much?
- I'm gonna hit
you Phil for once.
- Wanna guess Phil's in now?
- 2825.
- [Announcer] Brads being
generous he is tipping the
dealer with money that's
technically in the pot.
- Happy new year honey.
Later on we'll do a
dance with the dragon
- Thank you.
- Common Philly.
- That sucks
- No he didn't.
- Alright I'm all in.
- All in.
- Wow.
- I mean you just called
2875 without flopping a set.
Is this real?
- I'm all in
- You did flop a set.
- I'm all in!
- Wow.
- No!
No!
- How can you move all
in I'm only calling
can I flop a set.
It doesn't matter.
- Woo
- [Dealer] 2825.
- I need a king baby.
- [Announcer] Brad needs a king.
Matt needs an ace or straight.
Ooh a three.
- Little sweat.
- Oh no.
- I'm sorry Phil.
Oh you gotta learn how
to read the dealer.
- [Announcer] and look
at Phil he's gone.
He's on a walk.
- [Announcer] Phil Hellmuth
is out of his mind about a lot
of things but how bad he runs
on TV is not one of them.
- That's why we play the game.
- Welcome back to
Poker night in America,
where Phil Hellmuth continues
to be the rest of the players
personal pinata.
- That's not true.
- The rumor is you're
the poker brat,
you're a bleep.
- Alright so.
- [Man] I'm just being honest.
- So you called me a bleep,
what else do you gotta say.
What else you got?
Do you wanna talk
to the whole time or
do you wanna hear my response?
Cause so far.
- [Announcer] It's
spicy at this table
and I love it.
- since I've been here,
I've had 100 people
tell me they love me.
I've signed autographs,
taken pictures.
- I've done none of that.
I haven't had one.
- No you came with,
you we're a high school loser.
- Play the game!
(laughter)
who cares about high school.
Get him therapy.
Christ you're
embarrassing yourself.
Who gives a hell.
- So many chips.
- No you swung at me and I.
- I didn't swing at you.
- [Man] He swung at me
and I smacked him down.
- You're easy.
- [Man] That's another theory.
- Swinging is not swinging.
Take out his wiener
and plummet ya if you.
The guys a human tripod.
He's just trying to be friendly.
100 auto graphs.
I'm gonna kill myself.
- He wasn't very friendly.
- Whose the two,
check!
- 500.
Do you ever feel like
you've lost control,
like I don't know what
you and I are even doing
here right now stapes.
You finally agree
with the audience.
- Okay, that helped.
- [Man] Yeah that did too.
It makes it easy right.
- [Announcer] Phil with
another opportunity
to nearly win a pot.
He's up and down.
And this is a good
raise by Glantz,
lots of draws out there to
charge and protect against.
Literally he has a 30 percent
chance of making a straight.
I think it's probably
like four percent.
He doesn't make it on the turn,
so if he wants to
see the river it's
gonna probably cost
him some more money.
Now check this out, Hanson.
Four,five,six,seven.
- [Announcer] That's
not me calling out
Phil's straight draw.
I'm actually counting how much
this hand is gonna cost Phil.
And were almost
into seven figures.
- 22.
- [Announcer] And Glantz is
just doing an amazing job
of reeling Phil in.
I mean he's certainly
dressed for fishing.
Phil actually gets away from it.
- Bluff coming?
- Show it common.
Oh ace queen.
- I thought maybe he
had ace queen or maybe,
queen jack of diamonds.
Which I can't beat
queen jack diamonds.
- Oh baby.
- Now things are gonna happen.
Just so you know Tom's
gonna be in the mood to play
a few more hands now.
- Do you think it's possible
he loses the next 14 in a row?
- No impossible.
- I'll pull out before that.
- Think its impossible.
- [Man] He's bound to lose
on one of these shows.
He's probably gonna lose
one session and win 14 in
a row again after that.
- How longs the break.
It's an hour break?
- Lets do less than that.
- [Man] Enough time to eat
that's all we need right?
- Yeah there's a
food court here,
we just got there.
- [Announcer] Ace king of
hearts for Matt Glantz.
Even if Glantz is
just messing around,
ace nines not ever
gonna be in great shape.
- [Announcer] Phil
decides to make the call.
- Get that all out
now till he's three.
- [Announcer] Flop
is ten, eight, seven,
bought to you by
Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
Phil flops another draw.
Phil has missed more times
on TV then the collective
enemies of the A-Team.
- [Announcer] I thought you
were gonna say he's missed
more times than the
entire cast of friends,
after friends.
- [Announcer] Yeah that too.
Wait do we miss them or do
they just miss million dollar
pay checks?
- [Announcer] No they still
get those which is weird.
- [Announcer] Hellmuth calls,
the one where Hellmuth
finally makes a straight?
No just Matt Glantz,
making a dominating hand.
- It's these two again.
- [Announcer] So Phil
doesn't miss the turn
and it's a terrible
card for him.
That means when he misses
the river he's still gonna
lose something.
- [Announcer] And he does,
Hellmuth comes up empty.
- [Announcer] Meanwhile
Glantz is just like I love it
when a plan comes together.
- [Announcer] 1900 is
the bet from Matt Glantz.
And another quick
call from Phil.
More chips leave his stack.
- Nice turn card buddy.
- [Announcer] Matt
Glantz on day two,
is the biggest winner.
He's up 6800 at the
pause for the evening.
- [Announcer] And Phil
Hellmuth is down $250.
I could make that in a day.
- I should have just
raised you on the flop but
I thought you'd go for more.
You play so bad
against it's weird man.
- How do you make money Matt?
Like we're talking
about, I don't know.
- Well be back with Poker
players playing not poker,
right after this.
- It's golf.
- Welcome back,
you know what one of my
favorite things to do is
each time we come out
to sunny California?
- Be careful Chris
this is a family show,
and that is a terrible
place to get a sunburn.
- No, golf, I'm
talking golf man.
- Right golfing.
I agree there is nothing
quite like hitting the links,
especially if the links have
been contained to the inside
of a large driving range
and there's a bar ten feet
in every direction.
- Our friends at Thunder
Valley gave our cast and crew
a night to remember,
as we partied it up at
top golf in Roseville.
Lets take a look.
- Hello guys this is Ben Erwin,
director of poker operations
here at Thunder Valley
Casino Resort.
Right now we are on set
on Poker night in America,
and tonight we're taking our
top pro's out to top golf.
Guys you ready to have some fun?
Wow.
- Four.
I've been in rap videos.
- Really?
- Yeah I was on, I was a rapper.
Ludicrous and trey song.
I rap on the mic all the time.
I'm in Boeing jets, global
express at the country,
on a yacht got a triple deck,
but I'm young with the
beep do you expect.
Grand opening, grand closing.
- Tonight we welcomed
a lot of poker players
for poker night
here at Top Golf.
They're on the Thunder
valley rooftop terrace.
They're hanging out here.
Hitting some balls,
having a good time,
eating some food.
- Top Golf,
that's what I'm talking about.
- Put your right hand so
it kinda meshes with your,
that's it.
I means she's supposed
to whiff 'cause she's a
stone cold beginner.
Lets see,
oh it's so hard though.
Everybody whiffs as a beginner.
Oh she hit it!
That was actually good you
hit it on the second shot,
that's respectable.
- Top gold and thunder
valley have come together,
and partnered our
roof top terrace,
and our, what we
call the penthouse,
are now the thunder
valley rooftop terrace.
We're only five minutes
away from Thunder Valley,
and what's so awesome is
you can actually
see thunder valley,
from the thunder
valley rooftop terrace.
- From Poker night in America,
and Kimo Sabe Mezcal.
Heres to trusted friends.
- Cheers.
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- The beats I take on these.
- Watch your language Phil,
we're in the lobby.
- Matt you knew I
was only moving.
- And that's why you
wait for the flop.
- Yes.
- Yes well I learned something,
don't play pocket kings.
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