NOW, I SAW AN AMAZING VIDEO
TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, A
40-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE MAN NAMED A
40-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE MAN NAMED
DASUKE WAS LIVE STREAMING A GAME
OF MINECRAFT AND TOOK A BREAK TO
SHOW OFF HIS NEW OIL-MATCH
LIGHTER.
NOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
WRONG WITH WHAT I JUST SAID.
FIRSTLY, PLAYING MINECRAFT AT
40.
SECONDLY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING IN
ITSELF, LIVE STREAMING IT EVEN
WORSE BUT THEN SHOWING OFF YOUR
NEW OIL MATCH LIGHTER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN OIL
MATCH LIGHTER IS.
HAVE YOU?
REGGIE: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
SOUNDS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY.
JAMES: OK, HERE HE IS LIGHTING
HIS NEW
OIL-MATCH.
AND IMMEDIATELY THE BOX OF OIL
MATCHES FLARE UP.
IN HIS HAND HE HAS A LIT MATCH
AND HE'S DEALING WITH THE FIRE
HERE.
REDGE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THAT
POSITION?
REGGIE: I WOULD -- I WOULD TRY
TO STAMP IT OUT.
JAMES: YOU GO FOR A STOMP OUT.
AND THE LIT MATCH?
REGGIE: I WOULD DO IT IN MY
MOUTH OR SHAKE IT OFF.
JAMES: NOT OUR MAN, DASUKE.
HERE'S THE CHOICE HE MAKES.
HE HAS DROPPED THE MATCH.
-- ON TO A BAG OF TISSUES.
A LIT FLAME ON A BAG OF TISSUES
BUT ALL THIS TIME HE'S TRYING TO
PUT OUT THE OTHER FIRE.
HE IS OBLIVIOUS -- NOW HE CAN
FEEL SOMETHING.
DASUKE THAT'S IT.
HE'S PUT WHAT CAN ONLY BE
DESCRIBED AS A THIMBLE OF WATER.
AND HE'S PICKED UP THE FIRE
INSIDE THE TRASH CAN.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN, REGGIE?
REGGIE: I'D PLACE AN OBJECT ON
TOP OF IT TO SNUFF IT OUT.
JAMES: WHAT THE OBJECT BE MADE
OF?
REGGIE: PAPER.
JAMES: DON'T CO THAT.
THAT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN WHAT
DASUKE WOULD DO.
WHAT WOULD DWOW?
>> I WOULD THROW IT OUT THE
WINDOW.
JAMES: I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER.
NOT THAT I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE
WITH A LIT YOU KNOW, PACKET OF
TISSUES NEXT TO A COMPUTER
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER GOT ANY
TISSUES LEFT BUT WHAT HE -- NOT
LIKE THAT.
I HAVE A COLD.
I HAVE A COLD.
DASUKE WHAT HE SHOULD DO IS TAKE
THAT TRASH CAN, MAYBE LAY A WET
TOWEL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HE TAKES THE BIN, BAG OF FIRE
AND HE PLACES IN IN AMONGST HIS
CARDBOARD BOXES UNDERNEATH HIS
WOODEN CABINET, RIGHT?
AND THAT'S RIGHT, PUT IT OUT
WITH ANOTHER CARDBOARD BOX.
HE'S IMMEDIATELY SEEING THE
ERROR OF HIS WAYS AND HE TRIES
TO PUT THE FIRE OUT WITH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
DASUKE, FAN THE FLAMES WITH SOME
MORE CARD BOOR.
HE'S LEFT THE ROOM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S LEFT TO
DO?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THAT
SITUATION?
REGGIE: I WOULD STOP, DROP AND
ROLL.
JAMES: STOP, DROP AND ROLL?
YOU ARE ALL USELESS IN THE EVENT
OF AN FIRE.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS FIRSTLY
CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICE,
SECONDLY GET A WET TOWEL OR A
WET BLANKET AND LAY THAT OVER
THE FLYER.
NOT DASUKE.
WE HAD TO SPEED THIS UP.
HE LEFT THE FIRE FOR LIKE TWO
MINUTES.
LOOK HOW BIG THIS FIRE IS.
A WET BLANKET'S NOT GOING TO
HELP.
HERE HE COME.
-- COMES.
AND I MEAN, HE MIGHT AS WELL
THROWN A BOWL OF FIRE ON THE
FIRE.
NOW JUST CHUCK THAT IN THE FIRE.
THERE YOU GO.
LEAVE THE PLASTIC.
LOOK.
THAT'S THE SECOND BOWL OF WATER.
HE'S DISAPPEARED.
HE'S STICKING WITH THE WATER
THING.
HE LEAVES AND WE NEVER SEE HIM
AGAIN.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT HE MADE IT
OUT OF THE HOUSE SAFELY AND EVEN
MORE AMAZINGLY HE HAS DONE
SOMETHING HE'S NEVER THOUGHT
WOULD HAPPEN.
HE'S MADE ME A FAN OF LIVE
STREAMING.
