Hi, I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller.
You may have heard vaccination causes autism in one
out of a hundred and ten children.
F*** that. Total bullsh*t it doesn't.
But let's imagine it does
We'll compare two groups of children. Teller's group
gets no vaccinations; My group does.  I'll use this
plexiglass to represent the vaccinations. Oh no!
That's bad.
My vaccination wall knocked one of the children out of line
That's our one in a hundred and ten with autism.
In the nineteen twenties, before the
diphtheria vaccination was common,
there were thirteen to fifteen thousand deaths
a year from that disease.
If you've got it,
your chances of dying were about forty percent.
In nineteen fifty two just before the salk
vaccine became common,
there were about fifty-eight
thousand cases of polio
If you get unlucky, you might wind up permanently
disabled war dead
meningitis
hepatitis a and b, flu
mumps, whooping cough
pneumonia 
rhinovirus
rubella, smallpox
tetanus, chicken pox...
...chicken pox
We have vaccinations against all of them.
Which side you want your child to stand on?
So even the vaccination *did* cause autism,
which it f*cking doesn't
Antivaccination would
still be b*llshit
