-One thing we did this summe
was we played poker.
-Yes.
-That I liked.
Do you like playing poker?
-I -- you know, as you know,
I'm terrible at it.
-Yeah, you're not good.
-Yeah. No, not good.
[ Light laughter ]
-What do you think --
What is your downside?
-It's an interesting thing
-Yeah.
-You know? I can't --
[ Laughter ]
-I can't bluff.
-Yeah.
-I try to bluff.
-Right.
-But heat radiates
from my head.
Like, everybody knows
I'm bluffing.
I can't act it, you know?
-Yeah.
-Why can't I act like I don'
have anything?
-I think the problem is
your entire life,
you have sort of famously
made a name for yourself
by saying exactly what
you're thinking.
[ Laughter ]
And so to, like, pull back and
all of a sudden be inscrutable
that is not a skill
you have developed.
-Yes, I can't --
I can't do it.
And I just -- I get
very self-conscious.
-Yep.
-And I go, "They know.
They know. They know.
They know."
You know, it's going on
in my head, "They know.
Don't do it.
Don't do it."
And yet I'll continue to
stay in, put more money in
thinking someone might go out,
but they don't go out.
-No. You're --
and you sing a lot.
You sing at the table.
-I sing at the table.
I love to sing. Yeah.
-You do.
You have a wonderful
singing voice.
Not a lot of people know that.
-I don't know.
I wouldn't go that far.
-Yeah, I was bluffing.
I was bluffing.
-You were bluffing.
[ Laughter ]
He got me.
He got me. Yeah.
-Well, this is --
Did you -- any hesitation
before doing season 10,
or do you still have the sam
enjoyment for it?
-No, I really like it.
-Yeah.
-Yeah. But, of course,
there's hesitation.
-What is your --
is your fear, like,
it's not going to be
as much fun?
Is it not going to be as good?
What do you hesitate on?
-Yeah, might not be as good.
You know.
-Yeah.
-Stuff like that.
It will -- yeah.
-And J.B. Smoove is back again
One of the all-time greats
-He's the greatest. Yeah.
-And I guess he has --
did he come in season four
or five, Leon?
Or around then?
-Six.
-Okay, came in season six.
-Yeah.
-He was here on Tuesday.
-Uh-huh.
-And I told him you were coming,
and I would like to try
to describe what he did,
but I think it's better
if we let J.B. describe
what he did real quick.
Larry's actually coming
on the show on Thursday.
So, you had an idea that
you could maybe do this.
-I do a thing with
all my friends,
it's called
"message for that ass."
It's kind of like putting
a message in a bottle,
but you put it in a sofa.
You know?
[ Light laughter ]
It's just a way of touching base
with people,
and let them know
you care about them.
-Right.
-Now, this message is not fo
the person, said person.
It's for their ass.
-Oh, okay.
-Know what I'm saying?
So, it's a message
for their ass.
[ Laughter ]
-And now I believe,
if you want to check --
I believe he left
the message in the couch.
-Oh, geez. Oh, dear.
-You have to look.
-Really? Do I have to?
-Yeah, I think it's --
I think it's in the --
-It's under the seat
or it's in the couch?
-Yeah, I think it's under
this seat. Right? Yeah.
-No, there's no seat here.
-What?
-My seat?
-It's under Larry's seat, yeah
-Okay.
Oh, here it is.
-All right. There you go.
-Oh.
-So this is what J.B.
wrote for us.
Let us know what he said.
-[ Laughs ]
"Sending a --"
[ Laughing ]
"Sending a message
for your ass...
[ Laughter ]
...filled with love for --
-Yeah.
-"...filled with love
for season 10
from my ass to yours,
Larry."
[ Laughter ]
"By the way, don't tell Seth
but while I was there --"
[ Laughter ]
-Is it too personal?
-No, it's just --
"By the way, don't tell Seth
but while I was there lamping,
I farted hard."
[ Laughter ]
-Hard.
-"Into this chair.
They might as well go on ahead
and sell it."
[ Laughter and applause ]
