• From a classroom strip club to a psychotic
Spanish teacher, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the weirdest things we’ve seen happen
at school. I’m Pringle The One and today
I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by dakingtortoise
Danger Dolan
In middle school, Dolan and a few other friends
found their principal jerking it to what looked
like porn. Was he traumatized? Probably, since
Dolan can't get the image out of his head
of jizz going everywhere. Luckily, the principal
got fired but not after a day or two of the
incident. Another time, Dolan and a couple
different friends were walking to the library
where they spotted a few empty beer glasses,
and their principal sitting on his desk, vomiting.
That was a “pleasant sight”.
Number 9 was submitted by PheonixWeaver Pandora
When Pandora was in 3rd grade there was a
restroom right outside her classroom. In the
middle of class, they heard the sound of a
kindergartener or maybe a 1st grade boy crying
in the boys’ room. The teacher went to investigate,
and from the classroom Pandora and her classmates
heard him cry, "I can't poop!" Of course,
they all gave each other confused looks, and
some kids laughed. Suddenly, they heard the
boy yell, "I need a book!" Seconds later,
the teacher scrambled in looked for a book
the boy would be able to read. Then, out of
nowhere, everyone saw the teary-eyed boy standing
in the doorway with his pants half down. Pandora
and her classmates started freaking out and
averting their eyes, but the poor little guy
just seem startled and confused. That was
many years ago, and Pandora sometimes looks
back on that day and wonders if that poor
kid ever looks back too and cringes in embarrassment.
Number 8 was submitted by ral365 Nixxiom
A lot of kids in Nixxiom’s high school openly
mocked the dress code, and the reactions were
more than a little strange. His science teacher
saw Hellbent with a shirt that read, "Beer:
now cheaper than gas!" The teacher used yellow
duct tape to make an "a" over one of the "e's"
to make it say "bear" instead. There were
several times where students came to class
in their pajama pants for no reason. Gooby
came to school sucking on a pacifier, but
she got so many weird looks from her peers
that she took it out before the end of the
day. The weirdest was MKyleM who dressed in
drag while wearing a wig, and a gown with
obvious spaghetti straps, but no other clothes
underneath. A lot of students thought that
was hilarious, but the worst he got from teachers
were confused glances.
Number 7 was submitted by Lily_The_Random
Andiemations
Last year in health class, Andiemations and
her best friend were listening to a boring
lecture about nutritional foods which nobody
else was listening to. The very faint smell
of smoke came in through the open door, right
next to the bathrooms. A few people started
to notice, thinking it was maybe just a malfunction
in a popcorn popper, but soon realized there
wasn't a teacher’s lounge where a popcorn
machine would typically be. After about five
minutes some kid, Legna, really needed to
use the bathroom. About three seconds later,
he ran back in the room screaming, "THE URINALS!
THE URINALS ARE ON FIRE!" Everyone was either
shocked, scared or laughing their butts off.
The teacher finally stopped lecturing and
went to investigate. Turns out, someone had
shoved a few wads of paper towels in each
urinal and lit them with a lighter. Nobody
was caught, and it's still the weirdest event
Andie has ever seen at any of her schools.
Number 6 was submitted by ProjectCS Honeybits
One time during gym, Honeybits and her classmates
were playing some freeze tag when a car drove
into the parking lot. Two drunk guys got out,
and one had a megaphone. The one with the
megaphone started shouting at them to go fuck
themselves. Then the other guy started to
run after them. He attempted to grab Honeybits,
but the teacher punched him in the face, and
everyone was told to go inside. The school
was on lockdown for the last two hours. The
two guys were arrested for attempted kidnapping
and in possession of meth.
Number 5 was submitted by Dr_Sunshine703 Robo
On her first day of middle school, Robo saw
a group of three girls and one boy from the
next grade up. The girls were surrounding
the boy’s front side, talking in whispers
and not looking too suspicious. Robo could
see the boy fully since she was standing off
to the side of him, and she overhead what
they were talking about. That's when the boy
pulled down the front side of his pants and
the girls peered inside with smiles on their
faces. They jumped back, looking excited.
One of the girls, Doopie, said, "Damn that
bitch is hard!" and Robo slowly walked away.
The next day, Robo told her friend what had
happened, then went to the office to tell
them. Later on in the school year the same
kids, along with a few more people, threw
water bottles at Robo and her friends. She
never mentioned what she saw because then
it would start rumors, and everyone would
bully her and call her a snitch, saying it
was her fault.
Number 4 was submitted by Steph_Senpai Ladybot
One day at school, Ladybot was headed toward
the staircase which lead to the cafeteria,
SpinalPalm grabbed her shoulder. He looked
like something had happened to him. He told
her, "No", and Ladybot looked at him, confused,
and again he said "No". She asked, "No what?"
Then he just yelled, "NO NO NONONONONONONONONO!!!!"
SpinalPalm fell to the ground and just whispered
“no”. Ladybot tried to help him, but he
literally said nothing but “no” for what
seemed like forever. She helped him up and
walked to the cafeteria, still confused.
Number 3 was submitted by Poptartro GhostToast
A lot of weird things have happened in GhostToast’s
school, like the principal throwing a child
into a wall or the unexplained hole in the
lunchroom wall. The weirdest, by far, has
been the new Spanish teacher. One day he was
reading in front of the class, and seemingly
got angry. He stood up, pulled a bag out,
and started screaming, "GATO! GATO!" Pulling
out a plush cat, he proceeded to throw it
across the classroom, scaring most of the
students. Soon after that the Spanish teacher
mysteriously quit. It was mid-semester and
he just never showed up again. To this day,
nobody knew why he left or why he even gave
lessons like that.
Number 2 was submitted by CaptainLadybug Shima
Shima was running late for Trigonometry, so
she speed-walked down the hallway until she
reached the door. She grabbed the doorknob,
ready to explain to the teacher why she was
late, and opened the door. Shima was expecting
to see her fellow classmates sitting in their
seats, writing notes for that day’s lesson.
But no. Oh no. Shima saw something completely
different. She saw that all but one of the
lights were off, and all the guys in that
class were only in their underwear, grinding
and dancing to pulsating beats. All the girls
were throwing money at them and cheering them
on. The teacher was nowhere in sight. Shima
just stood in the door, shocked and trying
to process what was going on. She just walked
back out the door, went down the hall, and
sat in the library for that class period.
The next day, all the students in that class
were suspended. Someone had taken photos of
the makeshift strip club and posted them online.
Shima got off Scot free because she hadn't
participated in it.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I
ever saw happen at my school? Well it has
to be this one time I was in middle school
where there two guys. These guys man they
were about to duke it out on each other. They
were really mad. One of them tossed chocolate
milk on his tray. And he was about to knock
his head off loose. Like It was just about
to get carried off. And he was just about
to fight him, he was getting into his face,
he put his fist up. And then they just started
hugging each other. Yeah, they started hugging
each other and there was no fighting afterward.
They just became friends. And I was very confused.
I was conflict ted. I wanted to see some streetfighter
stuff happen and in the end it was just straight…thug
lovin’.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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