*WHAPOOSH* Top of the morning to ya laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Slime Rancher.
We are heading into our favorite place
Now, what... the hell is this?
*chicken clucking*
How long has that been there? And I haven't noticed. Well I bought this, this is a slime trophy
Which is just sitting there now, making my ranch look awesome
da fuck
oooh
"Reduces agitation of nearby slimes, especially pink slimes who enjoy the fun in the sun."
Oh can I get something for the-
Oh can I get something for the-
Crystal Ball, "reduces agitation for nearby slimes especially crystal slimes"
Can I get anything for the quantum slimes?
Here we go. I got you guys a Rubik's cube.
Aww. That's nice, cuz now if I put this near them and they don't have food, they might actually be okay
I'm gonna put it actually in your, your pen
here you go buddies
*Slimes jumping*
It did fuck-all *laughs*
Okay, well I have my quantum plorts now. I have 14 of them
I don't need that many, but I thought I'd bring that much with me ... uuuh
Okay, let me just do a bit of farming first... it's always the case. I come back here, and there's stuff to be done
There's always stuff to be done. There's always stuff to be done before I can actually just go off and enjoy myself
But hopefully this time we actually end up getting to the glass desert, and we end up getting more progress done because
We've been lacking a bit of progress now for a while
You guys can have all of these
Cuz Jack no want. He no want odd onion
He no want the carrot. Jack no want da mint mango, dat all for you.
I did this for you. God there's a lot of fuckin food in there
You guys gonna be little fatty boom baddies.
That's okay
I was about to head out again and go that direction, when all I have to do is going into me ol' pal
Pink teleporter, and boom, we're here
I was- I was gonna put it at the end of this place, but I don't actually need it at the end of this place
Because at the end of the place is a teleporter back home
So I don't have a bunch of teleporters all near each other.
All right, moment of truth!
Hopefully this works, hopefully this is all I need. I have a feeling it's gonna like
Show up something else that I'm gonna need besides these
(high pitched)*AHH*
*manly giggle lol* aww, I forgot you guys did that
haha
It's like I'm playing an organ.
*tries to imitate sound*
Da da la da da da daaaaa!
Oh, yeah, can I just go through?
*slimes cheering*
HELL YEAH! The glass desert!
Fuckin' finally! Give me some mosaic slimes!
whoaaa
This place is cool. I think fire slimes live here as well.
Oh, it's always exciting when you get a new-
butterscotch teleporter.
It's always exciting when you get a new area to go around in
Is this all like fire glass?
What the hell?
Hello?
Hi.... what are you?
I don''t know what I do. Hi. How's it going?
This place is confusing. What are you?
A Dervish slime! "Twists and turns all day and spirals all night."
Okay, there's a different kind of slime in here. Never even heard of Dervish slimes.
it would explain the the purple-y one (plort) that was on my...
My market.. oh it's so pretty. God that's a big moon. THE MOON IS A SLIME!
*slimes singing*
What!? Where am I? I'm in just a completely different like fucking plane of existence right now
So every time I was in this area, I couldn't see the moon properly because it was just rising all the time
But now that I'm in a completely different place, you can actually see the face that's on it. That's awesome!
whoa
I want more. I want more slimes. You're just a fuckin rock slime. You're not new, you guys are not new!
Okay, what do you got for me?
"The glass desert is a fascinating place.
But you need to be on guard. At any moment a dangerous solar
anomaly can occur that will cause all heck to break loose for a spell
You'll know it when you see it, and what you do help recover, or risk burning your tuchus."
Okay, a painted hen.
Okay, so we're gonna get solar flares, it seems, and then I have to duck for cover
There's a big gordo up here.
I don't- I don't know what I need to open those guys
What kind of gordo are you?
A tangle gordo! And you eat meat.
So there's, there's other slimes even again! Tangle slimes.
Tangleeee!
Tangleeeeeeee!
Hello!
Aww they're like little Saturns.Okay. Unlock the map
I don't know which direction I came from. This one?
Or that one.
Hi?
It has a little face!
Okay, this place kind of creeps me out. You guys are cute though.
Wait, this thing's open, oh no it's not. Oh this has a little face, too!
Man, uh oh, uh oh uh oh, I'm assuming that that's what you're talking about.
Oh shit, does this not count as cover?
Okay, I think I'm just gonna start getting fucking blasted by this if I'm not careful
I need a lot more slime keys to be able to get through this area, whoa
Do I need puddle plorts?
"The desert is a harsh place for sure, but there are little pockets like this, where life is waiting to flow back into the soil,
and reach toward the clouds. Of course, it might happen a little faster if you give a little helping hand. Use that noggin, Beatrix."
Yeah, so these are puddle ports
Kinda want to see what happens if I go out in it?
Will I just start getting damaged, Oh Jesus
Are they fire slimes?! Oh fire slime!
I'm gonna get rid of my quantum plorts because I don't need them right now
Hey, I got new buddies. I need a lot of Rock plorts
Okay, so if I just avoid these things I'm okay
That wasn't so bad
You made it seem a lot scarier than it actually was
aww He died cuz it's not fire anymore
Okay, there. We go. I'm gonna need a lot more chickens to feed you
boom
Okay, and boom
Fuck, I need a third one?
What's up here? You guys got secrets?
You do- more slime keys! I need three more slime keys?
I only know of two gordos though
The guy in here, and there's one back somewhere- oh, the rad gordo, that I haven't dealt with in the indigo quarry
Hmm... This place is confusing.. all right. I think I can make a trip back
Unless I can get some more dervish slimes while I'm here. I want to start mixing the dervish slimes with someone
Maybe Dervish and fire slimes. Wait, let's- let's read up on them.. uhh. Slimes.
So we're still missing two
The glass and the tangles, or the mosaic and the tangles, and then I think we're done
Your favorite is a prickle pear! "The dervish slime is a swirling, whirling
bundle of energy in a slimy form. Dervish slimes are commonly found in the glass desert."
"Rancher risks: One thing is for certain, wherever the dervish slime needs to go, it gets there in a hurry"
Dervish slimes can cause total chaos on a ranch if not cared for properly, in addition to frequently riding atop whirlwinds at high speed
and collecting objects along the way. A highly agitated dervish slime can produce giant cyclones of air that vacuum up and toss anything-
Toss about anything they touch."
"When cyclones are roaring across your ranch, there's little you can do, other than brace for the chaos that will soon follow"
Oh, Jesus, so I think I might put them in the cave
Or put them in an area on their own, so I don't mess anything up
"Dervish plorts are a fantastic source of clean energy that helps give turbines and generators an extra boost. They're in constant demand as...
...curiously, there is a finite number of spins stored in every Dervish plort"
"A fire slime's natural burning state makes them bad companions for other slimes, as their fiery touch will send a slime flying
Additionally, fire slimes and their plorts need to be kept in an ash trough under an incinerator, or they'll quickly snuff out"
Yeah
So I need to build an incinerator to keep these guys in, kind of like the puddle plorts need a pond
These guys need an incinerator
"If you need to deal with fire slimes directly, a splash of fresh water will put out their fires for a short while"
"Fire plorts are used in the developing world on Earth to store in stoves (unintelligible)..." Ok whatever
The plortonomics- the economics of the plorts don't really interest me all that much
So it seems like the-
the crazier the plort- or, the crazier the the slimes
And the more rare the plorts you can get, the harder it is to actually maintain them
I guess that makes sense. So I need puddles and rock plorts when I'm coming back
Luckily for me, I built myself a teleportation system
corral
High walls... Can I even afford the net? Oooh, I just can, ok that's enough to keep you there
at least, and you guys eat fruit. Luckily for you, we got some fucking mint mangoes, bros
What you all know about mint mangoes. Oh my God
Ok I- I see, I get it. You guys can't escape this thing though, right?
You just suck up all your food and toss it outside- and the fucking plorts!
The plort's just gone, you little shitheads
What happens if I get caught in it- Oh my God. They just send it across the fucking terrain, oh, no
You guys are such a pain in the ass
Fuck. Okay, maybe there's a way of keeping them calm. Are you guys getting angry?
I don't know what's happening
Here you go- ah, star mail from Casey. I was gonna pl-*fumbles word*
Plant another fruit tree here, another mint mango tree
Yeah, I'mma do that. Garden?
Yes, and I think I'm gonna demolish the...
The silo that's out here, cause I never keep anything in it. I don't even know if I put anything into it, did I?
No, not a single thing, so I'm gonna demolish this for a hundred, and the incinerator is gonna go here
Wait, but ash trough. Oh, okay,
I see. Let me sell some of these. Ooh, I need one of them mint mangoes though, bro
I just need one, one is all I need, I don't need that many
I just need one and then I plant a new tree
And then you'll have all the nice brothers and sisters! Then we'll all be a happy family, even though my kids
are fucking demons
That's fine
See, if they sent cyclones out across this
There was a fucking mint mango there. Where did the fire dude go?
Fire slime!
Where are you?
Daddy would like to speak to you
Did he just die? I think he might have just died.
All right, enough dicking around here for now
Need some rock plorts, and I need some water plorts
I don't know how many you need, but I'm bringing this many anyway
actually
Yeah, and I have some some meat then to feed the gordo. Okay. Let's fucking do this. Let's go
So cool
There's a big happy face flying through the sky. So I collected a bunch of chickens on my way here
That will hopefully help with this endeavor
There's more dudes there. I didn't mix my- my dervishes with anything, my whirling dervishes
Hopefully that's okay. I'm gonna feed the hens first
So at least that's out of the way
Hopefully this is enough for you
You big fatty
Oh My God, you're so close to being a boom boom
It's okay. There's a few more chickens around here, surely this is enough. I reckon no more than five
No more than five will actually make this guy burst
Place money on it, so I would
Ah, fucking one!
Ahh, tangles!
Tangle slimes! You guys are so cute, you're like little Pokemon.
What was that?
Ooh, that's- that's useful shit. Shit, I can't get it. Here, eat that. Piss off. I can't get it all
Wait is this just like jellystone and shit, I had a lot of that
Alright, we've ten tangle slimes, which is really good. Now I'm going down here, and I'm going to deposit the rest of these
Didn't get a key though. I just realized that I really wanted a key out of that guy
Was that not it? More?
Ohhhhhh
Oh that's pretty. Oh, I get it, wasn't puddle ports that I needed, silly me
Is that not it done?
Ooh, I have ancient water!
Ahh, and it only goes- I only have it for 30 seconds. Okay, okay. I get it, I get it
Yeah!
We're making life!
I'm trying to do this as fast as I can, so I don't even know what's happening
whoa
The whole place comes back to life! In little pockets! Whoa, look how pretty!
That's so cool
This is my favorite area in the game. Mosaics! Okay, fuck the hexacomb.
Little mosaic slimes, they're so fucking cute!
Get them all, get them all, suck them all up
You can fuck off with your nonsense. Oh, that's super cool looking. This place is deadly!
Ah, and there's another area down here. More mosaics!
Quantum booms?
Are you- are you quantum mosaics? Jesus. Oh, cause I left all my fucking quantum ports down here
oops
Yeah, there's a fucking tarr already
Hasn't been life in these parts for eons. But you guys somehow manage to fuck it up even when we just got it
Okay, no time to waste, no time to waste. Oh, I'm not gonna get to another one
Fuck
Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that you guys doing that?
That's how they eat. That's cool. Okay. Fire time, fire time. It's time for Jack to get out of here. Bye!
Yeah, thanks. I thought it was carrying over in here. I was gonna start freaking out and throwing fists. Right. What needs to go?
I think my boom rads need to go. I don't think they're doing anything, there's only three of them
So come here. You guys can still stay alive,
I just don't want you in this little area anymore. This- this area is reserved for other people now. Sorry
Lot of cleaning up to do. You guys are meat?
But you look like plants. Then I guess it would be cannibalism.
"Mosaic slimes can be very dangerous for an unprepared rancher. Their glass tiles create a shimmering effect in daylight that attracts other slimes to them.
It is unknown why slimes exhibit this behavior exactly, but leading theories indicate that sparkly things are super cool"
Okay, I might have to move my dervishes then out into here
I can't move my dervishes out, because they're gonna sweep up everything out here
"Even more dangerous, the mosaic slam can produce glints in the space-time around them, ultra hot solar
anomalies that grow in intensity before drifting toward the ground and bursting into flames. Glints can be snuffed out with a splash of water"
You guys are fucking dangerous
I'm gonna keep them...underground. I'm gonna keep them in the caves
Cus fuck that. They can go in here where these guys are
Yeah :3
Tell me how the Tangles are gonna dick me over.
Everything I read lately is like, "These guys are super dangerous"
"The Tangle Slime can be a handful on the ranch if they're not well-fed at all times
Not only can Tangle Slimes tunnel their vines underground to snatch food and plorts from outside of the corrals,
But the flowers on their head can produce a noxious pollen cloud that causes other slimes to go into sneezing fits."
Lovely. "When slimes sneeze from the pollen, their agitation rapidly increases causing more boom slime explosions..." Okay, you don't seem that bad!
At least not as bad as the other guys
Hey, there's piece of meat in there for you. Let me get all these carrots out of your way
At least now I'll have more use for my chickens. Cus I keep...
There's just a shit ton of chickens flying around here that aren't doing anything.
Uh oh. Uh oh
How did you get a crystal? You stole the crystal from outside your corral didn't ya?
Actually...
That's what we'll mix you with. Wait, what are you? A Rock?!?
Ahh, you're stealing all the fucking ports out of the ones next to ya
Sons of bitches!
Okay, well if I just feed you all these then you can't mix anymore
That's my reckoning
And Crystal guys aren't that bad
Here we go
Are you all- are you all changed? ...Aw, their plorts even have flowers on them. Okay, you need to...
You need to get the FUCK out of here! You've been mooching for too long, hanging around my base
Ah, fuck...
So they can do that...
That's REEAAL bad. They can just steal the fucking plorts out of the ones next to them and turn into Tarrs
Shit, I'm gonna have to leave them on their own somewhere...
It's not gonna work out. I'm gonna have to put them in a corral on their own with nothing else around them
Maybe if we keep them well-fed...THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! They're all dead :(
They all turned into tarrs and died
I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER!
*crying* My babies...
I don't even think I got any of their plorts. Oh, I did. I got some tangle plorts
Welp!
That was an unmitigated disaster
Water slimes, I wish everyone was like you
Nice, placid, easy to take care of, cute
Life's so much easier when things are like that, you know
Aww haha, look how fucking cute!
Oh they're so adorable
It suits you as well. My little quantums seemed like they were gonna be such a hassle at the start
After- after I started getting them, but they've just been the best
Just keep them well-fed, and they're happy. And they got a little Rubik's cube in there, solving some puzzles. Just having a good time
Why are there only four of you?
Did some of you just die of starvation?
Is that what happened? I wouldn't actually be fucking surprised
There's four
Okay, please stay alive, but here is where I'm gonna put some tangles when I get them
Right there, they can't mess with anybody when they're here
Plort Collector and an Auto Feeder
If the tangles are there, all on their own, nothing else around them... They eat meat. We have a nice supply of chickens here
That's fine. They should be golden. There should be no worries with them then
Puddles, how are you guys doing?
How's that? Oh you got a lil rubber duckie.
Is that fun? You guys like the rubber duckie? Do you like playing with it?
Yeah, you guys are the best
You didn't create a lot for me though, and then I'm gonna put a dervish here
This is going to be the dervish Corral
Because I also just want to have all of the- the slimes
My- my goal is to try and have corrals with like every type of slime that's in the game
whether they be on their own or mixed
So I don't think that they can really mess up anything here. I can put something else here to feed them
Wait, what are you guys, veggie? Oh you're fruit!
Okay, might have to plant another mint mango tree
Unless I can find that one that you guys are- that you guys really really like
Which is what, the prickly pears?
Prickle pear. Such a peaceful game.
I know I like yell at the slimes and everything when I play in this game
Just, it's- just a little bit of role-playing, a little bit of fun, like a character type of thing
Like making them my kids. Oh, I thought that was something I could put plorts into
But, apart from the tarrs wreaking havoc down there, such a peaceful game
The nice pretty colors, the little sounds of the slimes, the music is really nice
I love this game.
Aw, you ate the chicken, I needed him. I'm collecting chickens cuz there's a boom
gordo over here, and I might as well just
Feed him while I'm coming around. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Think he's over here somewhere
Where did I see him? Ah, there he is. Okay how do I get over to you? Fucking tarrs.
Shitheads. Get out of here. What's up gordo pal? I got a lot of chickens. This is probably not enough for you, but I have them
Dammit. Oh yeah, I haven't gotten a treasure cracker thing in ages
Can I has?
I hear more chickens. I need the chickens. Go away.
Chickens only please. Haha, look at the phosphor dervish, looks so cute
Ohhh I love that
oh
There's a dervish gordo over there, hi
You guys eat fruit though. I don't have any fruit. I have a lot of meat to bring back to the boom gordo
Where's the last one? Turns out it's just the giant one right there. If it is just one more- oooh
How about we get a little creative, folks?
And we head up this direction. I think it might be over where the dervish gordo is. Hey, buddy! Oh, he's so happy
Huh, oh, I found where you get the water at least
Just need to figure out where the last fucking statue is
Oh wait, it's right here
I did fucking pass it, it was right around the corner from this
Okay
Ancient water, here I come
Nice. There's another guy here
I have no idea where another one might be
But as long as I have the water, I might as well run around and look
Are there any more?
Yeah, fuck. I just ran out. Shit. It was right there! Making a beeline for it this time
Did it!
I think that's all the areas I can do right now
Oh, it's so full of life again
these are also shelter from the
the fire storms, I think
I don't know if any of those things can actually hit you when you're inside this, wait
Test. No, they can't. So this counts as your shelter
That's neat
Oh, okay. Right. Well I'm going back to my- my boom buddy
He's starving. He needs some chickens. He needs some hens. Please be enough.
Oh, you're shaking a lot. This is definitely enough. I bet three more
Aw, man
There we go
Slime key? Yess!
You turn into a lot of tiny booms!
Oh no, those are just pieces, those aren't actually booms. What are you- a phase lemon!
I can't remember how to get out of this fucking area. I've been through it like a billion times
All right. Achievement unlocked - "While you were away" What?
What happened while I was waiting, did people die
I fuckin hope not. I'm going over to this incinerator, and I'm putting in an- an ash
trough area thing
Yeah, I do still have it
Ash trough
Then they just live there
Exactly like the puddle slimes
cute
Okay, well I'm gonna leave this episode here. Man, that was a rollercoaster
Lot of stuff happening now in that one. We have- I think that was the final area of the game, actually, that we just unlocked
Let me get rid of some of these chickens
Yeah, I think that's the final area and then
After that, from that final area, going through some of the slime doors, I think you actually get to the end of the game
So there- there is an end to the story mode of this game and somewhere in the glass desert
People were telling me that the end of the game actually is, so it seems like we might have
one more episode to go? At least?
I have some tangle plorts that I need to get rid of after this, I don't have any tangles slimes
But I have the plort so I might be able to mix it with somebody and put it in my corral over there, but for now
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS, and highfives all around
WHAPOOSH WHAPOOSH
but thank you guys and I will see you all IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO
My family is pretty big now, still have nothing in here. I don't know who I'm putting into this, sorry
