Hello I am Stephen Hawkings.
I know you all came here to listen to me,
talking about the universe, and stars, and
stuff like that.
But seriously.
Who gives a shit?
I'd rather talk about dank memes.
I once made a dank meme, and uploaded it on
nine gag, and 300 people liked it.
I even got an invitation to join a secret
meme clan, but I refused because I am too
based to join those noobs.
I know all the memes, from the funny troll
guy to the cereal guy.
I'm browsing nine gag for 3 years now, not
only at summer.
I thought about buying a nine gag premium
account, to receive my dank memes faster.
Smoke weed everyday.
420 blaze it you faggot.
Look at this animation.
This is what your moms vagina looks like from
the inside.
As we can see, your mum has a really big vagina.
Damn, something smells rotten around here.
Oh.
It's your mums vagina that smells rotten you
stupid punk.
300 meteors aren't the only thing that bang
your mom eveyday.
I once fucked your mom so hard, I broke all
my bones and ended up in this wheelchair.
But i don't fucking care if i can move or
not.
I will 360 noscope you either way.
Fuck you if you think i will talk about stars.
I'm done talking about the universe.
I don't wanna talk about a god or shit like
that.
Just leave me alone, and let me make some
dank memes.
I have to go now.
My mom bought some mountain dew and dorritos.
And my new fedora from amazone arrived.
Good bye you boring faggots.
