Alright, full disclaimer right here:
Listen, if you browse /biz/ I got nothing
against you, alright?
I don't think you're fucking stupid.
I browse /biz/ myself, alright? /biz/ is my home board.
/biz/ is the namesake of this channel, "Biz
Vlogs".
So obviously I don't have anything against
people that browse /biz/, alright?
Let's get started.
Hey /biz/, how do I get rich without working
hard?
Hey /biz/.
Price of bitcoin goes up 0.01%.
Nocoiners on suicide watch!
Nocoiners on suicide watch!
Why do people make such a big deal if you
have a fucking digital asset?
I own some bitcoin, alright?
I don't have my whole entire life savings
in bitcoin.
Hey /biz/, I just inherited 1.3 billion dollars.
What should I spend my money on?
Oh my God.
These roleplaying faggots on this board.
The worst part is that people actually believe
them.
Like, there was a thread a while ago where
someone literally said that they were inheriting
1.3 billion dollars, and people were replying
to the thread like it was real.
People actually believed it in some sense.
Do not encourage these roleplaying people,
alright?
Hey /biz/, I just got my first paycheck of
$300.
How do I turn this into 24 million by midnight?
I'm not greedy, alright; I know it's going
to be hard; I'm willing to practice.
Hey /biz/, how much money does it take to
get a girl like this?
And then they show some kind of picture of,
like, someone that looks like this,
or like this,
or like this.
Hey /biz/, I'm 14 years old and I just figured
out that insurance is a scam!
Hey /biz/, I just figured out that the whole
world is a pyramid scheme!
And then there's that one guy that think that
options are fucking magic, and thinks that
he can outsmart-- and thinks that ANYONE can
outsmart the market with options.
Hey /biz/, I just started an LLC with some
random guy I don't even know and he's screwing
me out of money!
What did I do wrong?
Hey /biz/, I have $100.
How do I invest it?
And there's that one guy that posts, like,
once a week: "Tell me why I shouldn't get
into credit card fraud".
Like, fraud, or any kind of illegal activity
is so stupid, it's so fucking stupid.
I'll tell you why not to get into credit card
fraud, alright?
Like, if you steal any amount that would be
worth it, the IRS is going to fucking come
after you.
And at that point you have to launder money,
and at that point you're committing two crimes.
You have twice the chance of getting caught
and getting thrown into jail and fucking raped.
Any kind of crime is fucking stupid.
All you need to know is the Reciprocal Altruism
Principle.
Follow that, you're going to make fucking
billions.
If not, you're a fucking idiot.
Hey /biz/, I got this original idea for this
business, but I'm not going to tell you it
'cause I don't want you guys to steal my idea!
Listen, ideas are not worth anything.
Ideas are worth $0.00, alright?
An idea is not enough information to go out
and be like-- Like if someone gives you the
idea of starting an online payment company,
like PayPal, that's not enough to just go
out and be like "Oh fuck yeah, I'm a fucking
millionaire now, hell yeah!"
You need to know more than that.
It's not about the idea, it's about the execution.
You thinking, fucking, the Winklevosses could
have been billionaires off of their stupid
social network idea?
No.
You need to know like, oh, we're also going
to have a system that doesn't allow fees for
buyers and for small sellers.
We're going to have a system that makes that
profitable still.
We're going to have, like you know, a viral
marketing campaign on eBay.
Stuff like that.
Hey /biz/, I need someone to help me make
money online!
Hey /biz/, how do I create passive income?
Listen, what is the reason that you want passive
income?
There is no such thing as passive income,
except in the case of dividends.
Running a site that brings money in, that
is not passive income, alright?
You have to maintain the site, you have to
advertise, you have to fucking manage the
inventory.
If you're calling that passive income then
that's retarded.
You're fucking working a shit ton.
Any kind of business that you start you're
gonna be fucking putting in a shit ton of
effort just to fucking do the fucking legal
work, do the fucking thinking of all the marketing,
and all the fucking shit, and the business
plans.
The only passive income is dividends, alright?
Trust me, it fucking takes a shit ton of work
and in most cases you're not even going to
beat minimum wage, alright?
Alright, then there's that one guy, or those
two guys on the board that buy physical metals
and keep posting them.
Why would you buy physical metals?
You can just buy an ETF and that's the same
god damn thing and you don't have to go to
a fucking dealer and hope that he gives you
a fair market price.
Honestly, the only situation where I would
buy physical metals is if I was, like, some
kind of time traveler, and I was going like
a thousand years into the future, or a thousand
years in the past and I wanted to bring wealth
with me.
That's the only situation where you should
be buying physical metal.
Oh fuck I'm cold!
Oh my God I'm so fucking cold!
The only reason that /biz/ exists is because
/g/ was being over-ran by bitcoin threads
and cryptocurrency threads.
So they created /biz/ as a containment board
for all this fucking stupid discussion.
But hey, what are you gonna do?
I mean it's the only board on 4chan that is
closest to my interests.
Alright guys, so, you tell me what you hate
about /biz/.
Tell me which threads you're tired of seeing.
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Let me ask you guys: I'm thinking about doing
a video on, like, Netflix worst-rated movies,
I'm thinking of watching them and reviewing them.
I'm thinking about doing a video on, like,
Scientology where I go into the Scientology
building and get the personality test and
everything.
I'm thinking of doing a video like this except
for the /tv/ board on 4chan.
You know, tell me what think of those ideas,
tell me if you even want to see them or just
say "No, no, we don't want to hear about any
of that Netflix shit, alright, don't make
that video."
Tell me what you think, alright?
