Geoff: Uhh, okay, yeah
Geoff: So this is Geoff, Michael, Gavin, and Jack
Gavin: Hello
Geoff: Playing Assassin's Creed Revelations multiplayer
Geoff: What's the game type we're playing?
Jack: We're playing wanted
Geoff: What does that mean?
Michael: Yeah
Jack: That's where, uh
Jack: You have, uh, it makes it a little easier than the deathmatch because there's actually like, a target
Jack: And it'll, like, point you in the direction of who you're supposed to kill
Geoff: Okay
Jack: So, I figured this is the first time you guys have ever played multiplayer right?
Jack: You and Michael?
Geoff: Uh, yeah I've never played
Geoff: I haven't played Revelations yet
Michael: I have not
Jack: I love that it's-
Jack: We have level 1, level 1, level 25, and 46
Michael: Yeah
Gavin: I have played the absolute -
Geoff: Don't worry, I won't be level 1 for long
Michael: Mine's a strong one
Jack: So your target is in the upper right corner
Geoff: Okay
Jack: You have a little like w-
Jack: You have a little arrow in the
Jack: Y'know, you see that thing, that little radar thingy?
Michael: Okay, so I want to kill Gavin
Jack: Yeah, so you're going after Gavin?
That's awesome
Michael: He's not my target, I'm just going to kill him
Gavin: Oh, well you can't
Gavin: Unless I'm your target
Michael: Oh no, I meant -
Michael: Like, next game
Geoff: What happens if you kill the wrong dude?
Gavin: Uh, you lose your target and you have to get another one
Geoff: Oh, that just happened
[Laughter]
Gavin: I don't think I could be further from my target right now
Jack: That's the worst
Geoff: So how do you know when you're close?
Gavin: Uh, the compass will get bigger until it -
it fills the full circle
Geoff: Oh
Gavin: And um, when it -
when it lights up, they're in line of sight as well
Geoff: Oh
Michael: Why do I pick the guy that's dressed like a fuckin' asshole?
Michael: Oh wait, who's that?
Jack: Oh shit
Michael: Ohh, you got fuckin' harpooned
Jack: God dammit
Michael: Holy Shit
Geoff: What happened?
I didn't see it
Jack: Michael stabbed me in the chest
Michael: Jack just got murdered
Gavin: Wow, you got murdered by Michael
Geoff: Fuckin', Michael is off to a good start
Jack: I got confused, I was like
Jack: Wait a minute
Gavin: You got murdered by a first timer
Jack: Like I was like, that's not Gavin
Jack: What's this guy doing on the roof?
Geoff: So it there no running?
Gavin: Yeah
Michael: Yeah, hold the right trigger
Jack: Right trigger runs
Jack: There you go
Michael: Ah, fuck
Jack: You just ran right in to me, dumbass
Michael: Oh yeah
Michael: Can I -
Should you not run around in this?
Jack: Well, you probably shouldn't
Gavin: So basically, the longer you stalk your target, the bigger the bonus you'll get
Geoff: What's the difference between left bumper and right bumper?
Geoff: Why do they, what do these kni -
Jack: Those are your, the special abilities
Geoff: What's the deal with the special ability?
Why do I want that?
Jack: I don't know which ones you have
Michael: What is the -
Geoff: I have the crossed knives, and a foot that's stepping on a button
Michael: [quietly chuckles]
Jack: So, the crossed knives one is um,
Jack: You throw a knife, and it can actually -
Jack: It will slow someone down
Geoff: How do I, how do I stop Gavin from killing me?
Gavin: You can't
Gavin: you can uh, you can smash B if you think I'm about to kill you
Michael: Ah, fuck!
Geoff: I can smash B?
Michael: Fuck!
Gavin: Yeah, you can like, hammer on B if you think I'm about to kill you, but
Michael: I got hatcheted
Gavin: Because of my skills though Geoff, uh, you are screwed
Geoff: No, I feel like I could probably smash B a lot
Gavin: No
Michael: How the hell am I supposed to catch up to the other asshole if I fucking can't run?
Jack: No, you can run, but it's just easy to spot you
Geoff: You can, right bumper, or right -
Michael: Well, what the fuck?
Jack: Oh, god dammit
Gavin: A-oh
Michael: Someone die
Gavin: Just murdered Jack
Jack: Stupid looking outfit
Michael: Did he kill somebody?
[Gavin chuckles]
Geoff: Oh fuck!
I finished my target
Gavin: So who - 
Geoff, are you confused right now?
Geoff: Yes
Michael: I don't know what the hell I'm doing
[Jack and Gavin chuckle]
Jack: Have you killed anybody yet, yet Geoff?
Geoff: No, I finished a target
Jack: Okay, well you pr -
I think you kicked me when I was down
Geoff: So, if I see somebody and it says press X to kill them, instead I can press less bumper?
Geoff: Left bumper?
Gavin: No, left bumper is an ability that you can use
Jack: Well,
Jack: For you, I think that's um,
Geoff: Well why would I d-
 why
Michael: Why would you slow them down and not just stab them?
Gavin: Because if you -
If someone is running away from you,
Gavin: If they know you're about to kill them you can throw a knife at them to slow them down
Jack: Yeah
Michael: Ohh
Gavin: Or, you can throw a knife before you attack them to prevent them running away
Geoff: Oh, like if I'm afraid they're gonna run away
Gavin: Yeah
Gavin: And also, anything that glows is a way to get away from someone
Like, the gates that are glowing
Gavin: Are called chase breakers
Michael: Stop fucking running away, my circle is getting smaller
Gavin: As soon as you sprint at something that's glowing, you'll use it and it will stop someone from chasing you
Geoff: As soon as I sprint, it'll stop someone from chasing me?
Michael: Yeah, what does that mean?
Gavin: Like, if you
Gavin: Sprint through a gate
Michael: Fuck!
Geoff: Ha ha, I killed you, Michael!
Michael: Dammit!
Geoff: Now you're dead as shit
Michael: Why do you do this?
Geoff: Uh, I -
the game said kill
Jack: Aww, you fucker
Geoff: The game said I could kill you
[Jack and Gavin chuckle]
Michael: Dammit
Gavin: I knew that was you, I saw you coming through the gate
Gavin: I was like, that looks suspicious
[Jack chuckles]
Geoff: I feel like because you're a level 46, and you're a level twenty whatever the fuck
[Gavin chuckles]
Geoff: you guys might have a slight advantage
Michael: Ah, you son of a bitch!
Gavin (laughing): I stunned Michael as well
Michael: Come here you fuck
Geoff: So you stunned him with a bumper?
Gavin: Oh shi -
Geoff: Do you get more points for using your bumper attacks?
Gavin: I pressed the wrong button there, completely
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: I'm confused by these bumpers
Gavin: Uh, no if someone, 
Michael: God dammit!
Gavin: If you think someone's about to kill you, or if you think someone's on you
Gavin: You can press B and stun them, and it will prevent them from killing you
Geoff: Well what about this left bumper thing again?
Geoff: When do I do that?
Gavin: Left bumper is just to like, help you as
Gavin: Oh, ah, I've been done by a knife!
Michael: You fucking bitch! Come here!
Gavin: Oh!
[Gavin chuckles]
Michael: Son of a bitch, right in your spine
Jack: Aww! God dammit
Jack: I fuckin' poisoned you, too
Gavin: Oh, did you?
Michael (mocking Gavin): I've been done by a knife!
Jack: My pursuer killed a civilian, I'm guessing that was Geoff
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: Yeah
Michael: Oh, bullshit! I hit the fucking button, you should be dead
Gavin: I muted you, I've got,
Gavin: I've got a skill called mute, that means you can't do anything
[Michael mocks Gavin, Gavin laughs]
Michael: You've got, wait what?
Jack (whispering): Shh, shh, shh
Michael: Fuck!
[Gavin chuckles]
Michael: I was hitting B too!
Jack: Yeah, you still injured me with knives
Michael: Dammit!
Geoff: How do you climb in this game?
Gavin: How's it going over there, Geoff and Michael?
Geoff: Doin' good
Jack: You guys understand it yet?
Michael: Dude,
Michael: I got this
Gavin: Michael's actually, oh!
Michael: Boom, bitch!
Gavin: Dammit!
[Jack laughs]
Michael: Oh, I got an achievement!
Michael: Achieveington
[Gavin giggles]
Michael: Oh, that bitch just kicked you, too!
Gavin: Did you kick me in the head, Jack?
Geoff: That was me
Jack: No
Gavin: Oh, that was Geoff
[Michael laughs]
Geoff: You were my target
Geoff: So, one person
Michael: Kicked in the head
Geoff: Can have multiple targets on them
Gavin: Well, if you're in first place,
Gavin: You can have up to four people chasing you at once
Geoff: Alright, mother fuckers
Gavin: God dammit!
Gavin: That was a 450 point kill
Michael: Yeah, you suck
[Geoff chuckles]
Geoff: I'm getting all my points by kicking people in the head
[Laughter]
Gavin: You get, what, 50 points for that?
Geoff: Fuck yeah, I do
[Gavin chuckles]
Gavin: Adds up
[Jack giggles]
Michael: Woah, god, oh god, ohh
Gavin: Oh dammit!
Gavin: I was about to do him in as well
[Jack laughs]
Michael: 850 fuckin' points, Jesus
Jack: What's up?
Jack: I poisoned the shit outta you
Gavin: Ohhh
[Geoff laughs]
Gavin: I just got done by Geoff in the back
[Jack and Michael chuckle]
Geoff: I don't even think you were my target
I think -
Geoff: Oh no, you were
Gavin: Yeah
Geoff: Yeah
Gavin: You can't kill not your target
Geoff: I'll kill anything, I don't give a fuck
Michael: Dude, I'm pretty sure we can just kill anyone, Geoff
Jack: Did you say you can't kill not your target?
Gavin: Yeah
Michael: Dude, everything's permitted
[Jack and Geoff laugh]
Jack: Some good english right there, Gavin
[Gavin laughs]
Gavin: You can kill NPCs, but
Geoff: That's queen's english, Jack
[Geoff chuckles]
Geoff: Oh, there's a puddle
Geoff: I mean
Geoff: I'm not near a puddle
Geoff: Fuck
Geoff: Where is the dick head that I'm following?
Gavin: Dammit!
[Jack laughs]
Jack: You fucker
[Jack and Gavin laugh]
Gavin: How'd you know that was me?
Jack: Aww, god dammit
Jack: Geoff, uh
Michael: Right through, ah
Michael: There's a hole in your fucking throat
Jack: Michael just saved your life, Geoff
Michael: Oh god!
Geoff: Oh, did he?
Jack: Yeah
Geoff: Well, he died doin' it
Geoff: Were you about to get me?
Jack: Yeah, I was headin', I was headin' to you
Geoff: I was gonna hit B like a mother fucker
[Laughter]
Michael: Dude, I finally learned how to kill people
Gavin: How'd you know that was me then, Jack?
Jack: Cause you were just fuckin' standing there
Michael: Cause you're fucking dumb
[Gavin laughs]
Michael: Gavin
Jack: I walked past you and you started running at me, and I was like oh, there we go
Gavin: Dammit!
[Jack laughs]
Jack: You're a terrible robot, Gavin
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: Oh, tar-
Michael: Boosh!
Geoff: Oh target, where are you?
Michael: No! You fuckin' bitch!
[Gavin laughs]
[Michael Groans]
[Jack laughs]
Gavin: 1000 point kill
[Michael groans]
Geoff: A thousand points?
Geoff: For a kill?
Michael: What?! Stop poisoning like a fuckin' bitch
Michael: God dammit
Michael: Bullshit
Geoff: Why can't I fuckin' find
Michael: Oh god! Ahh! Dammit!
[Jack laughs]
Michael: Gavin was right next to you
Jack: Oh, is he?
Jack: Fuck, oh, god dammit
Gavin: Yeah!
Jack: Gavin poisoned me!
Gavin: You got poisoned, baby!
Michael: Shit
Jack: 1500 points?!
Geoff: Oh fuckin' get, catch him
Gavin: A-yo!
Jack: What the fuck did you do to get 1500 points?
Geoff: How do you get - 
Gavin: That was awesome!
Gavin: Aww, dammit!
Jack: Ah, you dumbass
Gavin: I wasn't locked on
Michael: Oh!
Gavin (laughing): Dammit
[Michael laughs]
 
Jack: Yes!
Geoff: Oh!
Michael: Oh god, Ahh! Aww, fuck
[laughter]
Michael: Can you level from private games?
Geoff: Oh, probably not, right?
Michael: I bet you'll be able to
Jack: Ahh, no!
[Gavin laughs]
Gavin: I just saved someone
Jack: That was so close!
Gavin: I got saviour
Gavin: Who'd I save?
Jack: You mother fucker
Jack: God dammit, Gavin
Jack: You fuck
Jack: Uh, I don't know if you can level up in private matches
Gavin: Oh! That was astonishing, that kill
Gavin: That was astonishing!
Gavin: That's gonna be big points
Gavin: Ahh!
Geoff: Oh, what is that shit?
Jack (laughing): What was that?
Geoff: You killed me for 1100 points
Jack: Gavin just had a heart attack
Gavin: I just got poisoned while I was trying to stun you
[Gavin laughs]
Michael: No! Dammit!
[Jack and Gavin laugh]
Michael: You fuckin' slapped me, you woman
[Jack laughs]
Michael: Ah
Gavin: Oop! Oh!
[Michael laughs]
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: Oh, that was a civilian
Gavin: I got a contested kill
Geoff: God dammit
Jack: Oh, Geoff just totally murdered a civilian
Geoff: Yeah he did
[Gavin laughs]
Gavin: Was it the right one, or just a complete random?
Geoff (laughing): It was the right one
[Gavin laughs]
Gavin: So someone got a lure
Michael: I'm in fourth place
Michael: This is bullshit
Gavin: lee-ure
Gavin: Jack, are you in the lead again?
Jack: I am in the lead right now, yes
Gavin: You do a lot of kills
Geoff: I'm still not sure I understand what the fuck's goin' on
Jack: Excuse me
Gavin: This is bad, this is bad for me!
Jack: Hi Gav, bye Gav
Michael: God dammit
Michael: See, I knew you knew it was -
Oh my god, fuck!
[Jack chuckles]
Gavin: What just happened?
Michael: Aww!
Gavin: Oh my god! That was chaos!
[Jack laughs]
Michael: Bullshit!
Gavin: What just went on?
Michael: Like, you knew, you knew
Gavin: Ahh ha ha
Michael: It was me, and there was nothing I could do about it
Gavin: All that I saw there was, like
Jack: I was being chased, I thought I was being chased, so I was running and I ended up running right in to my target
Gavin: I think I muted -
Michael: Fuck
Gavin: I muted Michael, I killed someone, and then everyone like, came running and kicked the guy in the head
Michael: I, you fuckin' hit me
Michael: And then Jack fucking cut my head off
[Gavin laughs]
Gavin (laughing): Chaos
Michael: Bullshit
Gavin: That was ultimate chaos
Geoff: I don't like that the AI walks around scary
[laughter]
Gavin: Oh, I just stunned Geoff
Geoff: How do you stun somebody?
Jack: Ohh, mother fucker
Michael: Oh, I just like, beat your ass
Jack: Gavin you lucky bitch
Geoff: What does stun mean?
Jack: Stun is uh, if you hit B before someone attacks you, you can actually knock the -
Jack: Like, basically, you, you're
Gavin: A-yo!
Michael: Fuck me
Jack: If, if someone's pursuing you, you can make them stop pursuing you by stunning them
Michael: There's nothing I can do!
[Gavin giggles]
Gavin: Oh! What was that?
[Gavin laughs]
Michael: Fuckin' getting poisoned is bullshit!
Gavin: Geoff just jumped into my bail of hay and nicked me out of it
Geoff (laughing): I saw you jump in
[Jack laughs]
Michael: What are you guys doin' in there?
Geoff: Gay stuff
Michael: When you hit the A bu-
When you hold The A button, the guy walks like he's gotta take a dump
Gavin: I'm not sure if I'm following the right dude
[Geoff and Gavin laugh]
Gavin: I got aerial, incognito, saviour
Geoff: God dammit
Gavin: Ohhhh, I've just been done
[Jack and Michael laugh]
Gavin: God damn, it's so annoying
Michael: God dammit
Gavin: I didn't even see you that time
Michael: I was coming to murder you
Jack: Dude, poison is the best
Gavin: Usually I get, you get like a flash of -
Geoff: Is poison one of your
Geoff: Special LB Right B, RB things?
Jack: Yeah, yeah
Jack: Poison you pick up, like level 20 or something like that
Gavin: The annoying thing is is that usually you see like, a flash of B when someone poisons you
Gavin: If you're paying attention
Michael: Oh, come on!
Gavin: I haven't seen it
[Jack laughs]
Michael: Fuck!
Jack: Shh
Jack: Shh
Geoff: Boy, they do not like it if you kill civilians
[Jack and Michael laugh]
Jack: Who would like it if you killed civilians?
Michael: Jesus Christ
Michael: I'm just walking around, getting slaughtered
Jack: Here's the pin, oh, fucker!
Gavin: Oh!
Gavin: From the crowd!
Gavin: That was awesome!
Jack: God dammit, 1100 points?
Geoff: Yeah, Gavin's good at getting lots of points
Jack: Was that a multiplier?
Gavin: I got 11 -
Michael: Gavin's good at being a fucking bitch
Gavin: No, that wasn't a multiplier, that was just uh,
Gavin: An awesome-plier
Jack: Did you focus?
Michael: An awesome-plier
Gavin: No,
Gavin: It was hidden uh, hidden, incog, something variety I think, something like that
Gavin: I'm looking for suspicious
Gavin: People
Gavin: Suspicious, looking
Michael: I need to murder someone
Gavin: People, suspicious
Michael: How about you?
Michael: Fuck
Geoff: So what do you do when the door shuts?
Gavin: Oh!
Michael: Come here you son of a bitch!
Jack: God dammit
Gavin: Did someone mute me?
Jack: Yes
Michael: Good
Gavin: You muted me!
Michael: Good!
Jack: I muted, cause -
Michael: And then he kicked you in the head after I killed you
[Gavin and Jack laugh]
Michael: You bitch
Gavin: I was wondering why
Gavin: I was about to mute Michael, and then I got muted
Jack: Yeah, no, I muted you going after you, then fuckin' Michael stole my kill
Michael: Muted! Muted!
Gavin: I learnt -
Michael: Everyone was saying it, I wanted to say it too
Gavin: I learnt that the only way you can kill me is by
Gavin: disabling my abilities, Jack
Gavin: That says a lot about my, uh
Michael: Yeah, thanks
Gavin: Astonishing style
Gavin: That's helpful
Gavin: Marshall's being very helpful right now in this let's play
Michael: Oh fuck! Jesus Christ, is someone throwing bombs?
Jack: Yes, we're throwing bombs
Michael: Something just exploded
Jack: Probably a fire cracker
Gavin: Aww!
All: Aww!
Michael: Come on!
Jack: What just happened?
Michael: Our fuckin' sh - 
xboxes just went off
Michael: We're still capturing though, so that's good
