*Flo Rida - My House*
WELKOM TU MAI MINE
WE AR MINING DIMENDS
WE DONT GOTA STRIP MINE
WE DONT HAVE TO FAIIIT MOBS
WELKOM TU MAI MINE
PLAY DAT NOTEBLOCK NICELY
SHOW ME AL DOSE-
*robotic voice* Stat Trak
WE DONT GOTTA DODGE LAAVA
*negev spam*
CT: THROWIN' FIRE
*spamming continues*
*team killed*
Pyro: I'm flexin' the trigger
nice connection
Pyro: I got- Alright I'm planting, I'm planting
Pyro: cover me, cover my fat ass
We got this
Chubbs: FUCK ME!
James: Oh wait, I didn't know I had the bomb sorry
Pyro: John give me the c4.
John: You got it buddy :D
Pyro: I'm gonna blast a great meme in a minute.
John: I'm excited =D
Pyro: I'm gonna blast a gre- I'm ready
It's gonna be uuhhhh- It's gonna be uhh incredibly underwhelming but
*It's high noon* James: Fuck you I should've killed him
Pyro: Alright you ready for the meme, ready for the meme, you ready for the meme?
James: No
Chubbs: I'm ready for the meme
Pyro: PLANT THAT C4 NICEL- oh fuck
Fitz: you did not plant that c4 nicely
Pyro: It's like when you sing 'play that noteblock nicely'
the chance of you being killed goes up by about 1000%
Fitz: It activates a radar like in call of duty, they can see your exact position
*screaming*
Pyro: Can you stop with the fucking grenades
Pyro: uh do you know how cheap it is?
wait come with me James, James, I got him surpressed
I got him surpressed
hes gunna peak now, hes gunna peak now
there you go, there you go
oh there he is, yup
wait
im, im surpressing him take the bomb
i got him surpressed
nice
this is just the best, its an actual torbjorn turret
an actual torbjorn turret
Critikal: just look at this finesse, look at this technique
the strategy, its unheard of, you cant see it but i actually
whipped out a pad and paper and was just crunching numbers
open up excel, put all that shit in a fucking spreadsheet
and just calculate it, thats how i was able to pull it off
Pyro: John move back, Negev coming through
Chubbs: oh no no no
Pyro: we got it boys
*pyro laugh™*
OH
James: I can buy 6 negevs
Pyro: we got it, we got it
alright im reloading, alright, wait, wait, wait, wait
im er,
plant that c4 nicely- NO DONT SHOOT
play that noteblock nicely
boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, listen, listen, everyone buy a negev
buy a negev nothing except a negev
youre a fucking idiot
reported you fucking idiot with hacks *pyro laugh™*
they always assume that though, ay
its like you killed me in a video game, clearly a hacker
no one has killed me before
play that aimbot nicely
Fitz: cmon billy youre better than that
Pyro: haha, did you hear him try and defuse it again?
ive got 1 second and a defuse kit, im sure i can pull it off boys
James: ah he got kicked, he got kicked
James: how exactly do i play with a negev?
Pyro: ah, alright so, you ever owned a PS1?
James: uh, of course i did, you know that
Pyro: right, did you play toy story 2 on the PS1?
James: Of course
Pyro: right you know buzz, uh, buzz lightyears laser, right?
Buzz Lightyear: be careful with that, its highly dangerous
Pyro: aim, charge up and fire, thats all you gotta do
Pyro: you gotta kill him, you gotta say 'play that d' -oh
James: he saw you
Chubbs: how?
Pyro: how'd you get up on there, can you do it yourself or?
Chubbs: you have to jump on the railing here
Pyro: yea we just we just wait here, we just wait here
thats all we gotta do
this is the best uh, this is real strats here
oi uh get get up on here, get up on here billy
how about we all try and stand on top of each other yea?
so ill, yea yea get on top of
ill move a bit so you can, yea yea, now get
Chubbs: this is hard man, you have to keep fucking moving
Pyro: everyone, fire your negev at that wall
this is thumbnail material
its thumbnail material boys
what the fuck are you doing?
Fitz: aw sorry i didnt mean to holy shit
Pyro: right shall we shall we move or shall we stay here? what do we do?
we need to
mumbling
Chubbs: we lost
Pyro: we're bringing back the team kill memes
its 2014 counter strike
careful boys boys boys boys, you are not
you did not kill him, do you not see the kill feed on the top right?
shut your mouth
i dont think uh
yea, i think i think you just mad
i think you just mad cos you cant play that noteblock nice
okay, wait wait wait, im planting that c4 nicely
im planting that c4 nicely
Chubbs: what the hell john? how? he just what?
John: idk what just happened
Pyro: stop that stop-
ok i cant kill another person or im being kicked alright
i hate you james, that was horrible bait
dont, stop it, i cant, i hate this
im just im being bullied
but like youve all got diplomatic immunity
i cant do shit
Fitz: why dont you just throw a decoy at the ground or something though
im sure itll be fine
Pyro: i actually threw a decoy at someone once
and i got uh a 2 day ban
Pyro: rush him rush him
we got it
billy you have no idea how much i wanna just knife you for a meme right now
but uh, i CANT, its so annoying
just do that
Fitz: great meme
Pyro: i cant do anything, i cant do anything
i cant do anything
if i attack him i get kicked, i cant do anything
i hope, i hope valve sees this and fucking bans you
cos this is fucking bullshit bullying
im going b, im going b i aint even hanging around with you guys
Chubbs: NFKRZ worst channel on your knife, what the fuck
Pyro: yes
its still true to this day
play that noteblock nicely - OH NO
im just gunna let you all take point, yea
cos uh if i accidentally fire any of ya, im a dead man
idk: youre fucked mate, youre fucked, you got no chance
Pyro: I CANT, i cant do anything
i cant do ANYTHING
im not allowed to
Chubbs: John youre a god
*Pyro and Chubbs singing mamma mia*
Pyro: im doing lyrics and Billys just like *whale sounds*
Pyro: ay gimme that tec
aha noteblock gets MVP, hell yea
i want that as a soundpack now
just when ever like you get, you ever get MVP
and you got a minecraft picture you just hear
show me all those emeralds
i just tried to call a vote to surrender and it didnt work
James?: uh can we call time out please
Pyro: fuck off
can can we can we call uh timeout
guys, can we kick uh pyrocynical? press F1
idk: ah reverse psychology
Pyro: FUU- im coming boy- IM
ok
Chubbs: hey there mate hows it going? had a good day? yea me too
*pyro laugh™*
Chubbs: well that was embarassing!
Pyro: aw nice job boys
can you stop doing that Billy
i cant, i cant do anything, its so annoying
Chubbs: i just heard the fucking, the big smoke 'oohhh'
what the fuck
Pyro: holy shit, ah putin from behind, of course
James: hold on i need to stratch my leg first
John?: no James, dont you dare fucking let go of that fucking
James: hold on i need to stratch my leg, not even for the funny moments
Pyro: i just sat there not moving and i killed 2 people
*pyro laugh™*
its ok cos it wasnt me
why you all looking at me like that?
idk: im just gunna jump in front of your gun fire
Pyro: oh my god leave me alone
im just gunna run into some ts and get myself killed
cos at least ill be safe
Chubbs: its cos youre a white male and i have no privilege
Fitz: look at this just massive bullets on the wall, its like a beehive
Pyro: hi kids you want me to, you wanna show me your emeralds
Swagger Souls: would you like to hear the word of our lord and saviour jesus christ
idk: FUCK
Chubbs: oh for fuck sake
i fucking shot and you walked up the ladder
how did i go before Niall?
Pyro: OH MY GOD i won
i play that noteblock nicely
welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
welcome to my strip mine
welcome to my mine
play that noteblock nicely
show
Pyro: i am so happy i got killed
you prick
fucking hate your fucking guts right now
DONT
STAY AWAY FROM ME FITZ
*pyro laugh™*
i aint letting go
i aint letting go, im just gunna keep firing
Fitz: yea i mean you got the bomb though so they got to come to you
Pyro: oh oh oh, we did it we did it
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
gotchu bitch
oh oh ah uh ah ah
oh my god
SURPRESS
surpressive fire
I GOT IT
*pyro laugh™*
oh my god
that was good
that was, you know what, people talking shit about the negev
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
reported jameskii, haha
*Whitewoods - Beachwalk*
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