-What's happenin', forum?
I've got some awesome videos to review for you guys.
You're welcome.
No, but anyway, there's this wasp chillin' on the lens of this security camera
and then there's the hero of the story who rolls over with his little towel,
and he's gonna take care of the problem.
Yeah, maybe I LOL'ed a little too hard at the video.
The fall wasn't so entertaining as much as it was funny
that the guy got owned by the wasp.
But did you see the size of that thing?
That's got to be like 6 feet long.
That's some s--t straight outta Starship Troopers.
No honestly, I can't make fun of the dude,
'cause that's happened to me before.
You know, I'm out with a girl, I try to impress her,
like "I'll take care of this bug,"
and suddenly it moves and I'm like "Bah!" like a little bitch.
If I've learned anything from the Internet,
it's one, the girls on craigslist are not as hot as they describe themselves to be,
and two, people who have been medicated by the dentist make the best viral videos.
So the scenario is there's this brother and sister who've just got back from the dentist,
and they are both seriously high.
-Hey, want to play thumb war?
-What?
-Want to play thumb war?
-Okay.
-Now.
I can't move my finger!
[whimpers]
Mommy, she bit me.
-It's okay, guys.
We'll be home in a few minutes.
-Now, I don't know what kind of drugs the dentist gave them,
I'm assuming it's Vodka and Xanax,
but it was enough to give this video 250,000 views
and a spot on Ellen.
And honestly, I'm jealous.
I wish I could be as high as that boy is,
'cause he is way higher than his sister.
-Will you marry me?
-So Oedipus there is lucky 'cause he'll probably never get that high again...
at least not till college.
Now, I recommend you watch the whole video,
it runs a little long at about 10 minutes,
but there are tons of awesome quotes in there.
I think at one point, he calls his sister a ho.
-What are you doing to me, you ho?
-Hey!
-God, I need to get high like that.
I mean, what? Don't do drugs, what?
Guys, I can only describe the next video as very Japanese.
And if you've watched this show for a while,
you'll know that a lot of f--ked up videos come from Japan.
And there's nothing wrong with that;
it's just how they roll.
Now the title of this particular video is "Vagina Bubbles from Hell".
Oh, if only I were making it up.
It's a clip from an old Japanese TV show or movie,
and uhh... enjoy.
-[gasping]
-Uh, pardon me, ma'am but it appears your vagina has rabies.
Squirtle.
Either that, or you used the wrong kind of soap in your dishwater.
Squirtle.
Man, Hiroshima really f--ked people up, didn't it?
I mean, not only is there a foam party taking place in her crotch,
but those bubbles come out and kill the dude across from her.
-[gasping]
-Now, I know this movie or show is absurd,
and the clip itself got about 200,000 views.
But realistically, I kinda get where the Japanese are going with this.
Maybe it's not a terrible premise for a horror movie.
Maybe it's a public service announcement reminding you to watch your nasty ass.
Either way, look ladies,
I don't need to tell you this,
but if there's ever bubble bath spewing profusely from your lady-parts
so much that it suffocates the guy across from you,
I'd say it's time to seek immediate medical treatment.
Squirtle.
And on that note, I think I'm gonna go kill myself, 'cause I believe now I've seen everything.
But not before the comment question of the day,
which comes from a user named, bing!,
and they said...
-Our question for you is...
-Why didn't you do your homework?
-Wait, is one of those girls from that movie?
Never mind.
So, why didn't you do your homework?
Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
or on Facebook or Twitter.
But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
And I'll see you guys in a few days.
Oh, uh, so tell me forum,
what's your favorite place?
[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
