- If it's what I think it is,
I'm gonna be PISSED.
I'm gonna leave.
- That orange powder
reminds me of something.
- That is DISGUSTING!
- That's what the crisp was!
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, you're about
to taste some smoothies.
- Oh, yes!
- Oh, that's great!
I'm all about that. Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
- What's the catch?
- (both laugh)
- Great question!
- (FBE) Each one of the smoothies
featured in today's episode
will be very special.
- "Special."
- Ohhh.
- Okay.
- I don't know what "special"
means here.
- It's probably gonna be like
Flaming Hot Cheetos,
Reese's Peanut Butter,
strawberry shortcake,
mayonnaise whip.
- With some glass.
- (gags)
- (FBE) At the end of each taste test,
you'll be writing down
as many
secret ingredients
as you can possibly name.
- Oh, god.
- (FBE) Whoever names the most
correct ingredients will
receive a point.
Whoever has the most points wins.
And whoever has the least points
has to taste all five smoothies
mixed together.
- (gags) If you were to give me
a normal fruit smoothie,
I probably still
couldn't get it right,
because I'm like,
fruit is fruit to me.
- (laughs) Yeah, I'm about
to say, if it's sweet, it's all
gonna taste sweet.
- Yeah.
- Oh, this one looks cool.
- The way they look really
freaks me out.
- Ooh. What the [bleep]?
But what's the secret ingredient?
What are the purple bits?
- It's honestly pretty good.
- Oh, it's banana.
It wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
- No. I just don't know what it is.
- Exactly.
- Without giving too much away,
it's thick.
- I forgot--
- It is thick. It's almost a pudding.
- Cheers.
- Ooh!
- Ooh. That one's actually
pretty good.
- Yeah.
- It tastes very--
- There's a lot going on there.
- This kind, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- I feel like it's so weird
to see your food.
I feel like the-- like,
I heard this saying where you eat
with your eyes before your mouth.
- Yeah, there's just chunks galore
of just purple-bluish...
It's just thick as well.
I'm not kidding you.
When I describe this texture,
it's just like drinking sludge.
- What other secrets do you hide?
- Really trying to think what
those black leaves could've been,
'cause they didn't seem like
they added too much flavor,
but they added texture.
- What are the chunks?!
- I don't know.
I can't figure it out either.
- (FBE) Let's get ready to reveal
your guess in three, two, one.
- What did you put?
- I put banana, blueberry, mango.
- Oh. Okay. I have blueberry.
- What'd you do?
- I put banana, grapes, question mark,
blueberry, question mark,
almond milk?
- (FBE) So, this was an egg smoothie.
- Egg?
- What the [bleep]?
- Is this like what you drink
before you go for a run?
- (FBE) Sure.
- Oh, we're Rocky.
- Oh, it's not bad.
- (FBE) This smoothie
included bananas, blueberries,
mangos, honey, and eggs.
- Mangos.
That's where I got the OJ from. Yeah.
- Mangos! Yeah. Yeah.
- Mangos! That's what the flavor was.
- So, if we put this on a stove,
fry it, we can have
some scrambled eggs.
- Honestly.
- Let's do it.
- This doesn't look good.
I don't want this.
- This-- (laughs)
Ohhhh, wait!
Just from smelling it, I got an--
I gotta taste it now.
- Ohhhh!
- There's something in there--
it smells earthy kind of.
- Mm'kay, mm'kay.
- I'm waiting for the really bad one
that I know is coming.
- This might be it. (chuckles)
- All right, right off the bat. Yeah.
- This really might be it.
- Mm-mm. No.
- Cheers.
- I'm scared! Why does it smell
like that?
- Cheers, Brandon.
Mm-mm.
- Nope. That's not what I thought.
I thought it was-- no.
- That's disgusting.
(banging table)
Disgusting.
- That orange power reminds me
of something.
- That is DISGUSTING!
- (FBE) Three, two, one.
- Carrot.
- (FBE) "Grass, dirt, maybe poop."
All right.
- (both laugh)
- The big three.
- (FBE) So, I'm going to give this one
to Ary, because she was
the most accurate.
- Doritos Locos Tacos?
- (FBE) Yes.
- [Bleep] yeah. I knew it,
because I [bleep] drank that
and I've thrown it up.
- Ah, that's gross, dude.
- You got that from one sip?
- That tasted like Taco Bell
going in and coming out!
- (FBE) This smoothie includes
diced pineapples, chia seeds,
strawberries, blueberries, bananas,
and Doritos Locos Tacos
from Taco Bell.
- Why? Who would make
something like this?
- Okay, but why though?
- As upset as I am that I didn't even
guess just Taco Bell,
I'm fine that you won that one.
- (laughs)
- Oh, that looks...
- That looks good.
- It looks good,
but what'd you do to it?
- Too suspicious now. I'm like,
everything has meat in it.
This is like a pork smoothie.
We're going back to the pork again.
- It's just raw,
because it's pink.
- I don't know.
She seems kind of basic to me.
- Maybe it is to throw us off.
- I'm waiting for the spice
to kick in or something.
- It tastes like strawberry,
but it's chunkier than I would
expect it to be.
I don't know what the chunks are.
- There's a flavor behind it,
but I can't tell what it is.
- There's an interesting
addition to the texture.
- The texture is [bleep] gross.
- This is very concerning.
- Let me add one more.
- He's literally looking
at his tongue.
- Yeah, I gotta figure out
what it is.
- Did you...?
- Stop! They're dying over there.
- You're-- if it's what I think it is,
I'm gonna be PISSED.
I'm gonna leave.
- (FBE) Three, two, one.
- Oh, god.
- Pepto-Bismol smoothie.
- You actually put Pepto-Bismol?
- It's pink!
- (FBE) So Miles, you receive
a point for this round.
- Oh, for real?
- (FBE) Yeah!
- What was it?
- Oh!
- It's salmon!
- Oh, 'cause she got banana.
- Is onion in there?
- (FBE) No.
- Oh.
- I was about to say,
it's 'cause she put banana.
That's why.
- (FBE) So, this is a fish smoothie.
- I frickin' knew it!
I could taste some fish in there!
I was like, "This tastes
a little fishy to me."
- I did not taste
any fish.
- I said fish eggs.
- Get that away from me.
- No.
(ding)
- I said if I thought what it was
is what it was, I was gonna leave.
I'm leaving.
- Bye, Brandon!
- (FBE) The acceptable answers
would've included strawberries,
banana, apple, and fish.
- Apple?
- Apple! That's what the crisp was.
- That's what the weird
little thing was!
- That's what the crisp was!
- That's a real-ass fish.
- Ooh, it's sl-- it's--
(chuckles) It slipped out
of my hands.
- And it's brown.
- (FBE) Oh, yeah.
- That's pleasant.
- If this has peanut butter, I can't.
- Is this-- is-- is this doodoo?
Did you-- did you put doodoo
in a smoothie?
- I don't like
the smell of that.
- Oh, no. That doesn't
smell bad at all.
- I don't know about this one, dude.
- (gasps) Oh, I think I know.
- You went for it?
- Oh!
- It's not bad. What I tasted
was not bad.
- No, it's not crazy.
Not crazy at all.
- I got it. I got it
from the smell, I believe.
- It smells different
than it tastes.
- (gags)
- It's probably 'cause it has--
- Yes, I know.
- Yeah, it has what you don't like.
- Oh! This is so--
- Oh, I know what this is.
You ever just play with your food?
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I know
what this is just from smelling it.
- I feel like a scientist. Hmm.
- I think I know.
- I do too. All right.
You're on, George.
- 'Cause as soon as I looked at it,
I'm like, "All right,
this is an odd brown."
And then smelling it, I was like,
I know exactly what this is.
- (FBE) Three, two, one.
- Make him drink the smoothie!
- I wrote PB&J.
- Oh! I didn't think about that.
- (FBE) Myles, you get the point.
- Let's go!
- What was it?!
- Oh my god. I'm gonna cry.
- Dammit! (chuckles)
I was confident in that one too!
- No way!
- Oh! Good job!
- (FBE) So, this was
a Thanksgiving smoothie.
- Pfft!
- What?
- I [bleep] knew it!
- (FBE) It featured pumpkin puree,
cranberries, pecans, avocado,
turmeric, and cinnamon.
- Cranberr-- avocado?
- That's what I thought.
I was like, this is
a Thanksgiving smoothie.
- Thanksgiving.
- Absolutely.
- Oh, no! What is this?!
- What the hell is this?!
- That does not look like a smoothie!
That looks like baby food!
- Oh, it smells good.
- Oh. (chuckles)
- Oh, no.
Oh, that looks like--
- Wait, no, no, no. It's warm!
Oh, wait. No, this is--
this might be good.
- Mm.
- Honestly, it's not that bad.
- No, it tastes kind of Christmas-y.
- It's definitely cinnamon-y.
You did not like that.
- I just didn't know what to expect
when I tasted it, you know?
- Mm. I can just eat this whole thing.
- Yeah, it is pretty good.
- And I don't even know what's in it.
- It's very cinnamon-y.
- Whoa. That's not bad.
It looks like chili,
but it doesn't taste like chili.
- Hate the texture. (chuckles)
Right away repulsed.
Someone took cinnamon apple oatmeal
and threw it in a blender
and added a little too much
liquid something.
- (FBE) Three, two, one.
- What did you put?
- All right.
- Oh. Oh! That was
way better than mine.
- I literally just put
three main ingredients.
- Oh, I like--
(laughs) Yeah.
- (FBE) So, this was
an apple pie smoothie.
- Oh!
- Ooh!
- Love that. So, was the apple pie...
- Oh! I love that too!
- ...just ground up?
- Yeah.
- (FBE) So Ethan, you get
a point for this.
- Ay!
- Okay.
- (FBE) You guys tied for this, so I'm just gonna give you
both a point.
- I literally-- the first thing
I thought about it when I smelled it
was a McDonald's apple pie.
- (FBE) This smoothie has apples,
vanilla, maple syrup, cinnamon,
nutmeg, and allspice.
- I wanted to say nutmeg.
- Oh, I got cinnamon.
- That is an insult to apple pie.
- I wouldn't eat this again.
- Okay, maple syrup. Yes.
I can figure that out.
- None of the things I would've
guessed. No.
- (FBE) So unfortunately, Eric,
you are the loser
of the challenge.
- Yeah, I'm used to it.
- (FBE) That means you have
to try all five
secret ingredient smoothies
blended together.
- Together?
- Wow, look at that layering.
- Five meals in a cup.
- I'm just gonna keep stirring it,
so I don't have to drink it.
- That was the worst thing
I've ever tasted in my life.
- The flavor wasn't as terrible
as I thought it was gonna be,
but it's not [bleep] good.
- (squeals and laughs)
- (George) Mmm. Mm. Mm-mm.
- Ugh. Buh-buh-buh.
- I'm just gonna put this
on a paper towel.
- Okay. Okay, ready?
I'm gonna chant "Chug" for you.
- Count me five seconds, please.
- One, two, three, four, five. Go.
You did it. (claps) Swallow it.
- (groans)
- Ugh!
- No, I'm not gonna throw up.
- He's a champ.
He's got it.
- It's just gross.
- There are apples, cranberries,
dried cranberries, blueberries,
bananas, strawberry, maple syrup,
I believe, was in one of them.
(chuckles)
- Mm-hmm.
- I'ma just lean back this way.
Eric! Eric! Oh, yeah!
He really likes it.
- Mm! Mm!
- Really likes it.
- (muffled) Oh, good!
- It was good.
- (muffled) Oh, oh!
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