The Games of Games
Alright everybody, this is ehh...
WWE13
Dun dun dun dunnnn
For the superbowl, right?
It's not us.
And uuuuuh, this is a let's play.
I got 4 P's
Geoffrey
We're gonna wrassle
We're gonna wrestle
In a battle royale
We're gonna battle royale, is that what you just said?
Yeah, we have to watch this.
Yes, watch the intro's.
These are all character created...
...characters.
They are character created characters, got it.
Now we're gonna "wrastle".
CAC's, man
Alright here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Who's coming up first?
Dude, shout out to Grand Rapids Michigan.
Here comes my character...
Cor-Pirate.
He has a monocle and an eye-patch.
-he doing a little                                                                        -he's a corporate pirate, he's a corporate pirate
Dude, I'm going to just put my controller down and enjoy this.
Cor-pirate, ah ha,  I get it, it's a play on words.
He does not take shit.
He's walking kind of like he has got a stick up his pooper
He kinda does, dude.
Does he have wooden leg?
Does he have a wooden moustache?
Yeah.
Yolo!
This is going to be half the video,
everyone just walking alongside.
I imagine, it's actually going to take, like, 6 seconds,
it's only Geoff that knows how to play
Oh, dude, he just saw something he did not like.
I was not impressed.
Why do you have a Puerto Rican flag?
Little Jimmy.
Did that sign just say "sign"?
Yolo!
Yeah, that was a "sign" sign , for sure.
Fuck, these are long.
Wow.
Yeah, these will take a while.
Oh, here he comes.
Get in the ring.
Hurry up.
Look at that fucking, tiny, little dude.
How big is your guy Geoff?
He looks crisp.
He's about seven...something.
The guy in the ring looks like a midget.
Yeah, let me just get taller.
Arrg (and other pirate noises)
Don't fall down, like.
That was the closest to a pirate's yarr I could get.
I'll steal your investments.
He's got such skinny arms, though.
Don't, hey.
Don't hurt yourself.
Don't Owen Hart.
That's some good "wrastling", right there.
Alright, who's next?
We be about corporate plunder.
Tell me that they came out in the order that we joined in.
Did you not change your re-entrance at all, is it just the default one?
Oh, it's me.
Uh oh, it's Gavin.
Wait for it...
(Exclamations of laughter and shock)
Yeah.
It's Player.
What...the...fuck?
Alright!
Holy Crap.
I don't know where to begin.
I like the music.
How am I supposed to fight that thing?
Oh my God.
Live in fear you bitches.
Look at the audio on that,
everyone just seeing that thing.
I like your tighty whities.
Ha, you went through the ring.
You're like an evil ninja turtle.
I love the way you flail your little arms about.
You're a, you're a nightmare.
I don't even know where to start with this.
I tried to make a creeper at first,
but it very rapidly got out of hand.
That was way faster than Geoff's.
A little off on the Creeper.
My dude's like, 84 years old.
Who's this?
Alright! Here we go, here we go.
Here we go, who is this going to be?
Is this me? Is this my Dad?
Daddy!?
Where is he?
Entering the arena.
Oh man, suspense.
My dad?
It's my Dad!
Yeah!
Daddy!
Ray returns to his roots.
So Ray, this is what you assume your father looks like?
This is what I envision my father looking like.
Nicely done, Ray.
Do we even have to wrestle?
Can we just go through the intros and just call it a game?
I am ready to go.
Dude, nice shoes.
Look at the chest hair.
So sexy.
How disappointed is your father in you coming from that?
Apple fell far, far, far from the tree.
So I decided the luchador, mask and sombrero look.
Where did you get those trousers from?
Ray's apple fell on the wrong side of the river.
There you go.
Alright, he's ready to go.
I mean the match is already over, you guys can all just leave now.
Your mother is a lucky lady.
Alright, who's up next. We've only got three left right.
Shout out to my Mom.
Love you mom.
Mrs. Narvaez.
It's going to be Ryan, me or Michael.
I think it's in the order we joined.
No, I think it might be Ryan next.
Yeah, I'm 4p.
Yeah, I'm 6p so mine is last.
I am excited about that.
What!? (Amongst other exclamations)
I'm a Mac?
What the fuck does that even mean?
He's like a Mac Daddy.
Oh My God.
I think it's like, "I'm a mac and I'm a PC."
You got it.
What the hell is that beard?
He's got a tongue hanging from his chin.
Don't worry, I've got a totally different outfit for when we're in the ring.
Is that a goatee?
It's a lot of things, Geoff.
That is definitely a lot of things.
Dude, you are a fucking freak.
He's got a tongue beard.
You are a weird mother fucker.
What does your wife think of you?
It's Ryan at home
Nice leg kick there.
I just like to slip into the Gorilla suit as soon as I get home.
(Cheers)
Look at that, get a look at that fellows.
I actually don't know which one is weirder, that or Gavin?
That's pretty fucking...
You have six pack though so...
This is probably going to be me, I went for the realistic.
You do have Gorilla strength.
Brace yourselves gentlemen, this is terrifying.
King Dong.
(Exasperated sighs)
He is a legend in making.
Jesus fucking Christ, Jack.
Oh my God.
No, don't do that.
You're fat and ripped at the same time.
Oh my God I don't want to touch you.
Wait, wait for it.
This is the weirdest afternoon of my life.
Oh ripe, what does that mean?
Is your butt hole ripe?
Yeah
It is ripe for the plundering.
It's very patriotic.
Alright, let's see what you got here.
Alright I'm done, I can lose.
Finally, mine doesn't even compare to those.
I mean... did you see my dad?
I think Ray might get slight enjoyment out of this.
Will I?
Yeah.
Oh man.
It's a, there's a build up. You can't just come out.
The Super Suit!
(Web slinging sound effects)
He was going to fill the hole and I found it.
I found it baby, it was missing and I found it
and I'm bringing it to the ring.
Don't say that until you see him in the ring.
He's going to be like 5 foot tall isn't he?
Like literally go to the smallest height and then hack the game to go smaller.
People are going to love it.
This is seriously the living legend.
Where are his watches?
He is considerably shorter than the man in the ring.
He should come out with some kind of towel.
Alright, I'm tearing up.
What a timid public.
How old is he?
Dude, I don't know, he is about seventeen.
About six.
Alright, he's ready to go.
Bonesaw is ready.
Let's fucking start this mess dude.
That was atrocious.
That was phenomenal.
Ray, no, wait.
I've wanted to do this for so long.
What the, how do I hit?
"X" is the....do something.
Ah, the Cor-Pirate.
Oh, Clothesline.
Defend yourself.
Oh I'm kicking you.
Oh no, oh what's happening.
Reverse.
Jack, don't touch me.
Jesus Christ, what is happening?
Oh dude, the Jones is going to happen to you.
Oh, he's reversed it.
Suck a knob.
No.
I am kicking Ryan in the dick.
Am I winning?
This is the dumbest, God Damn thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Get off me. Thanks, you helped me up.
