(enchanted music)
(page flips)
(calm music)
(door clicks)
- (gasps) Do you mind?
Can't you see this room's occupied?
- Who are you?
- Do you think it would be
all right if we had some?
(clock hands croak)
- Uh, oh, wee!
(footsteps thud)
- Where have you been?
- This lot won't come cheap, mam.
- We'll manage.
There's only one place
we're gonna get all of this.
- [Man] Dodgy place.
Don't want no one to see you there.
(tree thuds)
- Well Mr. Weasley, I'm afraid you failed
your driving test today.
(packet thuds)
Oh, snitch.
- Oh dear, we are in trouble.
- Do you have any idea
how serious this is?
- (laughs) Serious.
Siriusly though (laughs)
Are you being sirius?
(laughs) So sirius.
He's being sirius, siriusly?
(laughs) Sirius.
No, seriously though,
are you being sirius?
(laughs) Ah!
If you didn't know, the pun's
Sirius Black (clicks tongue)
- Weasley's got himself a howler.
(paper rustles)
- Oh Ginny dear, before I get started
remember what I told you
about boys and their wands.
- Now, I thought we'd start today
with a little quiz.
Take it in.
- A pixious can be a devilishly
tricky little blighters.
(creatures chirping)
Lets see what you make up of them.
(creatures chirping)
(children screaming)
(commotion)
I'll ask you three to
just nip the rest of them
back into their cage.
Fame is a fickle friend, Harry.
Celebrity is as celebrity does.
- [Eerie Voice] Like and subscribe.
Like and subscribe
subscribe.
(ominous music)
- It's a bit strange, isn't it?
- Strange?
- You hear this voice, a
voice only you can hear.
Even in the Wizarding World
hearing voices isn't a good sign.
- She's right, you know.
(action music)
(Harry thuds)
- Are you okay?
- No, I think my arm's broken.
- Not to worry, Harry.
I will fix that arm of
yours straight away.
(speaks foreign language)
(wand swooshes)
(arm squidges)
(people exclaim in disgust)
(calm music)
- Enlighten me, why are
we brewing this potion
(fart pops)
- Sorry.
in the middle of the girl's lavatory?
(fart pops)
- Wands up and ready.
- My wand's bigger.
- You wish.
Can you tell me?
(eerie music)
(light explodes)
(upbeat music)
(calm music)
- Who's there?
(door creaks)
Hello?
- Oh don't shoot, it's just a parcel.
Please just sign for it,
please just sign for the
sign for the parcel.
- Harry.
(enchanted music)
(parcels thud)
- Oh.
(people laugh)
- You nearly said (beep)
- Wee!
Oh, I lost my voice today (laughs)
Wee!
I can't wee anymore (laughs)
Disgusting.
(sings tune)
(makes funny noises)
