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And, I'm here with Brizzy!
- Hello
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Okay, now for today's video,
we're going to be doing
another Harry Potter
impressions challenge.
- Oh no.
- Because those are the only
impressions that I can do.
(laughs)
- And Brizzy loves doing
impressions too so I'm like great.
This is the time that I can do this.
So for today, it's quote edition.
Quotes, why is this always so complicated.
Guys, there's two hats again.
In this hat we have
Harry Potter characters,
and in this hat we have
Harry Potter quotes.
So, we're each gonna have to
chose a character and a quote
and we're gonna have to say the quote
in whatever character we have.
Then the other person has
to guess the character.
I also added some more complicated people.
Something that is not
as obvious as others.
So we'll see if we can do this.
- Okay okay.
Okay, I'm going first.
Harry, did you put your
name in the Goblet of Fire?
- Myrtle?
- Yes
(laughing)
- Oh she's so sad
- Yes, she's like why would you do that?
- Oh no, this is so hard.
I was making like dog noises.
It's leviosa,
not leviosa.
It's leviosa
Crap, it's so hard.
It's leviosa, not leviosa.
- Molly?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- I couldn't think of how she speaks.
- That is hard.
- Right?
I was sweating, I was getting
real sweaty over here.
Your turn.
Hat please, paper please.
- What the heck?
Tessa!
- I'm sorry!
- Happiness can be found
even in the darkest of times
if one only remembers to turn the light.
- Ron?
- Nope.
- Harry?
- Nope.
Happiness can be found even
in the darkest of times
if one only remembers
to turn on the light.
- Uh, who are you?
It's a boy.
- Yeah
- What other wizard boys are there?
I did Harry.
- You wrote these!
- I can't remember what I wrote.
- Happiness can be found
even in the darkest of times
if only one remembers
to turn on the light.
- Dean?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's probably the
hardest one that's in there.
- Neville's got a remember all,
like that's the best I could
- That was so hard.
The last one was too easy so I was like,
I've got to make this one harder,
but now it's too hard
that I can't even remember
what I wrote in there.
No, that was really good though.
Mine would have been ten times worse.
Alas, earwax.
- Oh, it's so normal
- Alas, earwax.
- Oh, Jesus
Harry?
- Yeah, Harry's just a normal guy.
Harry's just a normal guy that ya' know
has Voldemort's soul in him.
Guys this is hard, this is difficult.
Advanced Potions.
- You're not going mad,
I can see them too.
You're just as sane as I am.
- Hagrid, that was wonderful.
Oh, that made my heart so happy.
- I was Hagrid in a previous life.
- Luna quotes from a Hagrid body.
(laughing)
- Oh, this is gonna be a time.
Who would ever talk about
ugly,
miserable,
moping,
Moaning Myrtle?
- Voldemort!
Who would ever--
(high pitched mumbling)
- Yeah, that's how Voldemort sounds.
- Except that he was bald, it
looks like Jeffree Star, okay.
- Oh dear, okay.
(gasping and screaming)
You're a wizard, Harry.
- Trelawney, oh my god
you gave me a fright.
- She does that.
- Oh, I need to.
- You're a wizard, Harry.
- That's great!
That was wonderful.
She should have known,
she should have told him.
- That he was a wizard?
- Yeah
- Trelawney breaks down the door.
- I love imagining these
different scenarios.
Now, if you two don't
mind, I'm going to bed
before either one of you
have another clever idea
to get us killed, or worse expelled.
- This is Hermione.
(cheering)
- Heck yeah!
So lucky, let's play the lottery!
(laughing)
- I was wondering if that would happen.
- It happened, for like
the best quote ever!
I'm so nervous to perform.
- Ronald Weasley, how
dare you steal that car?
I am absolutely disgusted.
- Dumbledore!
(laughing)
- (mumbling) girl that's gotta know
how to do Michael Gambon.
Let's see, Michael Gambon
Ronald Weasley how dare
you steal that car?
I'm absolutely disgusted.
I can't do Michael Gambon.
- Oh my gosh, that'd be good though,
'cause he's like doing it calmly.
Oh, that is good.
Red hair and a hand-me-down robe?
You must be a Weasley.
(evil laughs)
- Bella
- Yes, she would so say that.
- Sunshine daisies, butter mellow,
turn this stupid fat rat yellow.
- Neville?
- Yeah
- Oh, he's so sensitive.
- I could only be sad and confused.
- He's a soft boy.
Oh no!
Not my daughter, you bitch.
- Gilderoy
- You little naughty, bitch.
(laughing)
- Oh no!
Oh no, it hurts.
- Harry, Harry, Harry.
Not my daughter, you
little naughty, bitch.
It's Gilderoy.
- My dad's a muggle, mom's a witch.
Bit of a nasty shock for
him when he found out.
- It's Luna and it was perfect!
Oh, I loved that.
That was wonderful.
Why spiders?
Why couldn't be follow the butterflies?
- I mean, I would just say Ron.
- It is!
- Okay
- It's Ron!
- Okay great
- How come I keep getting them
doing their actual quotes?
I didn't think that was
gonna happen like at all
and it happened twice
with Ron and Hermione?
(laughing)
- My dear, you have the grim.
- Oh my gosh, Snape, tell me my future.
- You're going to--
- [All] Die.
- That was so good.
Oh my god, this is, okay, oh my god.
Anything from the trolley, dears?
I'm like having a stroke
Anything from the trolley, dears?
- Okay, so Quirrell
- Yeah, I was like he's
too high on the first one
- I'm like Quirrell but an elf.
Trolley, dears?
Anything from the trolley, dears?
- Yeah, much better.
I just can't get that
man voice out sometimes.
- Bad Dobby, bad Dobby, bad.
- That sounds like Miranda Sings.
(laughing)
- Bad Dobby, bad, bad Dobby.
- Um
- Bad Dobby, bad Dobby.
- I like know who it is but I
can't think of like who it is.
I don't know, who is it?
- Guess!
- I can't guess, I can't!
Like I literally can't
like, it's throwing me off
because I keep thinking it's Dobby.
- It's Dobby!
- It is Dobby!
That's why it was throwing
me off because I was like no,
because I keep thinking
it's Dobby and that's wrong!
Oh my gosh, I can't breathe!
I was like, it's Dobby,
it's Dobby, but like no,
it's your brain playing tricks on you.
(laughing)
I was like it can't be
Dobby, it can't be Dobby!
And I was like but it's Dobby!
- That's your brain playing tricks on you!
- Oh my god,
this is so much.
So it was Dobby?
Yeah, cause it sounded like Dobby.
Oh my gosh, that was so stressful, okay.
There will be no foolish wand
waving or silly incantations
in this class.
- Flitwick?
- Yeah.
Swish and flick.
- See here class this (mumbles)
- There will be no foolish wand waving
and no silly incantations.
- Except like that's
everything we're doing here.
- That's all, that's it, class dismissed!
Bring in the dancing lobsters!
(laughs)
Okay, so last one.
End it with a bang, I'm sweating to death.
- Constant vigilance, constant vigilance.
- Is it Moody saying constant vigilance?
- Nope
- Is it Barty Crouch Jr.
- Nope
- No, you'd have a tongue
- Constant vigilance.
- Sneaky man?
(both laughing)
- Constant vigilance.
- Oh my gosh!
I don't know why I'm making
this face, it feels right.
- This is like really hard for me
because the quote is making me
think of the other character.
It's really messing me up here.
I don't know, who is it.
- It used to be we'd have you hanging up
by your toes in the dungeon.
- Oh it's Filchy!
Oh my gosh, he's hard.
- Yeah
- He's so hard.
- Yeah
- Like the only thing
I remember with Filch
is like, oh dear, we are in trouble.
- That's a good one.
- That's like my favorite Filch line.
- (mumbles)
- But it's like how do you even do that?
I can't even hear them.
No, he's really hard.
Now the face makes sense,
that's such a Filch face.
(both laughing)
Guys, we did it!
That was so hard!
It messed me up and it's
my video, but I'm like
having a break down.
- You wrote them all.
- Anyway, guys, Fantastic Geeks
season two is coming back on
- April 5th, mother heckers!
- Mother heckers, it's coming back.
Fantastic Geeks season two, April 5th.
Catch up, go subscribe on
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And make sure you go to Brizzy's channel
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We're sorting YouTubers and it's the best.
- Yes
- It's my favorite video.
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- [All] What up Geeks!
- [Brizzy] I'm Brizzy Voices!
- [Tessa] And I'm Tessa Netting!
- [Brizzy] And we are
coming back on April 5th
for season two of Fantastic
Geeks and Where to Find Them.
- [Tessa] This season
we will be geeking out
over all your favorite
fandoms, Blockbuster movies,
and TV Shows coming out this year.
Like Game of Thrones, Avengers Endgame,
Star Wars, all those Disney
movies, and so much more.
- [Brizzy] Yeah, but don't
worry we will never stop talking
about our one true love, Harry Potter.
With plenty more in depth
analysis and fangirling to come.
- [Tessa] We will be
interviewing special guests,
answering Ravenclaw riddles,
taking magical quizzes,
and debating topics and theories
within different fandoms.
- [Brizzy] Oh yes, and of
course we will be playing all
of your favorite games,
like Would you Rather?,
Kiss, Marry, Crucio, and of course,
sorting every single thing
we can into Hogwarts houses.
- [Tessa] Mr. Stark?
I don't feel so good.
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