Creepy crawlies
I’m waiting.
Also the camera angles make it feel like [laughs]
like it’s some weird Resident Evil,
like old Resident Evil game.
Yea, I don’t like this. We are so deep in this ship.
I just know we’re gonna have to run
out and that’s gonna be terrible!
It’s gonna be stressful.
It’s gonna be anxiety inducing.
Oh, now we’re swimming? Great.
I’m gonna get trapped in here. Oh, out.
Entrance, let me out.
Oh, well. We’re not out but…
I guess… Yea, not cozy.
I mean it is cozy.
But not in a good way.
I hope there are goodies,
or this is gonna be so unworth it.
Wow.
I hate it!
I hate very part of it.
Yea, weird.
I mean he’s still here.
Ugh yea, I don’t like that.
It’s definitely some kind of weird animal here.
“Check his wallet.”
He’s like “Aw, so sad. Check his wallet.”
It’s a map.
What? They already found our treasure?
I hope you exit on your own ‘cause
I don’t wanna leave this place.
It’s too much work.
Life is nothing but wild goose chases.
That’s not good. Bad signs.
There’s definitely some kind of weird
animal creature thing and it’s still here!
Can’t you just exit on your own?
You know how much
how much it took to
enter this place?!
Oh, we’re just going in deeper, huh.
Sure, sure, sure.
I’m all for it, apparently.
Oh…
That seems bad.
What does it mean? What does
it mean? Is it gonna blow?
What?
Well, at least you left on your own.
Oh yea, definitely bad.
I guess at least it wasn’t some crazy ass animal.
I don’t. Who are you?
Get over there.
Again, how did you find us?
We had to solve a lot of puzzles
and climb a lot of cliffs to get here.
[sighs] He went off bragging, didn’t he?
Sully, Sully, Sully.
You want a Spanish gold coin?
Lots of dead bodies and a gold coin.
“They heard everything.”
Well, darn it.
Give ‘em the crappy version.
Honestly, these guys are bad at
their job. You wait till the people
get the treasure and then
you come and rob them.
Now you gotta find it yourself.
Heh. As opposed to shooting him.
Ooh.
Ok.
Steal that rifle. Why’s there a dude on the boat?
Holy crap.
Ok, it’s run time, I guess. I hope you-- Oh.
Whoa. Oh, oh wait, hold up. Ok, nope. Ok.
Yea, I didn’t know there were
gonna be dudes there!
Geez, I ran right into them.
Ran the wrong way like some kind of idiot.
God, can you run… Why? Oh, brutal combo.
Ok, cool cool cool. Can you run any faster?
Any faster, dude? Any faster?
No? Ok, that’s fine, I guess. Whatever.
Whoa.
‘Whoa there’ and then she punches him.
Yea, not the time.
Yea, how are you here?
That’s what I was gonna say.
That’s hilarious. Is that the gun that I gave you?
Are you gunless now?
Ooh.
Ooh. OOH.
Ba-bam.
Look out where? I shot him already.
[laughs]
Oh, oh, oh! What? Where where where?
Where? Where? Where? Ok, maybe…
Maybe the other side. I literally…
What? Damn, she came in with
many, many guns.
Over there. Maybe come out so I can shoot you?
Ok fine, be that way.
Dude, that was like a headshot
already but I fricking missed.
Uh bye bye.
I hope you have ammo ‘cause
I just wasted all my ammo.
Excellent.
Woo! AK?
Oh, definitely.
AK or that, or this? Let’s just go with this for now.
Dude, there’s a dude right there!
Hello!
That was terrible, but hello!
What? There who are? There’s nobody.
God, why can’t I crouch behind this thing?
Ouch. What the heck? What the heckity heck?
God, I wish you could look at the
other side. It’s so inconvenient.
Ugh, no! God, I hate it, I hate it!
Ok. Much better.
What are these weird ass
light things on the ground?
Something’s sparkly over here.
Oh, treasure. Excellent.
[repeating] Uh oh.
Oh, this is back where we came from.
Definitely not a good… Wait.
Ammo, ammo, ammo.
Oh yea! Definitely not a good idea to jump
across these while getting shot at.
God, wish you could switch…
Like, shoulder angle.
Can you actually? Have I just
been doing this wrong?
No, I can’t. I cannot switch.
Yea, I can’t switch which side
I’m looking at. So inconvenient.
So long, in fact.
Maybe once we get the heck outta here.
Also how do we get outta here?
The door closed behind us.
Didn’t it?
Oh, ok! Geez, dude.
Dramatic.
Roll, forward, and what?
Or run around cover. Ok.
Get out here! Argh!
Shooting like a maniac.
So what you’re saying is… this, right?
There’s ammo. Ow!
Come on.
Vault over cover. Should I go AK on this?
It’s so far though.
Like this!
Oh geez!
I’m a professional!
Where? Oh, you died already?
Ready to go… Like, come blazing out and
shoot you and all that stuff, but you…
[incoherent sounds]
Jesus christ.
I’m a professional, Elena, trust me!
Nope.
Yea well, neither am I!
I have an AK.
Oh, probably should just climb the other way.
Any more dudes?
Dudes? Dudes?
I heard a-- Ooh! God, I heard a dude.
Yea, ok.
Ok. God, how am I missing so terribly?
God, what kind of terrible shot am I?
Y’know, this AK kind of sucks.
Why’s it so weak?
What kind of AK is this?
It blows, ok. It blows, oh my god.
Ok, you know what? Duck behind this.
Yea, sh*t indeed.
Whoa! My god.
That dude just jumped.
Can I jump as well? Ahh! Ok,
probably shouldn’t have done that.
It was so dangerous.
Ok ok ok ok.
My god. My god.
What?
What? Dude, that dude has a
crazy ass gun or something?
Ok, their guns are really strong.
What the hell is that?
Hell is that sh*t?
Ouch!
Does my health ever recover?
Oh, really slowly.
Dude, that gun is like a
gatling gun or something.
Are they all dead? Ok, we’re good.
Damn!
Give me whatever gun you’re using.
What gun are you using?
Give it to me.
What?
What kind of gun is that?
I can’t, I can’t have whatever
gun you were using?
Dude, that gun was so crazy!
Gun hogger.
Any more? Any more?
Oh god.
“Shoot to kill.” Oh geez!
Same fricking guns again.
Oh god! What the hell?
How the hell they shooting
me around the corner?
Cheaterskates, I swear to god.
Stop it! Stop it, you cheater!
Y’know what? You know what, you know what?
Ok, you know what?
You know what?
Stupid.
Dumb.
The shooting is so ridiculous in this. It’s just…
…go crazy. You’ll send what home?
Oh god!
Fricking bomb!
Fricking whatever the heck!
You’re gonna-- Oh god.
You’re gonna wish you were never
born! Where the hell are you?!
Suck it!
No bullets? Oh my god.
Over here, over what? Where are you?
Oops. [laughs] Didn’t mean to do that.
Meant to… reload.
This way what? This, hmm? What? Huh?
Ooh, a car.
Is that our-- Oh, is that your escape route?
Excellent camouflage.
Not you, of course.
The money.
I don’t know. The money, I’m assuming.
She really filming everything?
I feel like y’know you shouldn’t.
This is some serious illegal activities.
Also, your camera’s running
out of battery anyway so…
Spanish gold.
Will it? Hmm, I’m so captivated.
Seriously?
Yea, so not cool.
Ooh.
You’re recording that?
Yea, record us while we die.
It better.
Really? You didn’t check beforehand?
Terrible plans.
So terrible.
Oh boy.
You forgot your camera!
[laughs]
Maybe.
Yes, we’re gonna Metal Gear Solid this y’know.
Procure your weapons on site and all that stuff.
Yea, what are you doing? Get off.
This is totally Sully’s plane, isn’t it?
Yea, you need to get off
before it hits the ground.
“Onetwothreefourfive.”
Uh oh. Why is there a hole in yours?
Oh my god.
Wow.
Is that the golden man? Definitely not gold.
What?
Hell what?
