
Portuguese: 
Sempre foi difícil fazer meu irmão Will se interessar por RPGs de mesa
Por muito tempo, ele os odiou ardentemente e deixava muito esquisito conversar sobre eles
Porque ele sempre se referenciava a eles como 'A escuridão' ou 'A tristeza'
Tipo, sempre que eu falava que estava saindo para jogar D&D,
Ele dizia: "Ben está ocupado. Ele tem 'A tristeza' esta tarde"
Antes, ele jogou uma vez ou outra em um jogo de Star Wars,
Mas ele passou a maior parte da sessão flutuando pela escuridão em uma nave desativada inútil
Sozinho. Por várias horas de jogo
Enquanto nós o deixamos para trás e o resto de nós fizemos uma batalha espacial épica
Aí a gente corta de volta pra ele, sozinho, flutuando pelo vácuo,
Aí a gente corta de volta pra gente, lutando no espaço,
Aí a gente corta de volta pra ele,
Aí a gente corta de volta pra gente,
Mas isso só aconteceu umas... três vezes... seguidas
Depois disso, ele não quis jogar conosco de novo
[Trilha sonora de Star Wars]
Uma sombra escura cruza a galáxia
[Trilha sonora de Star Wars]

Polish: 
Zawsze było mi ciężko przekonać mojego brata, Willa, do stołowych RPGów
Przez długi czas okropnie ich nienawidził.
I zawsze sprawiał, że rozmawiało się z nim o nich dziwnie
ponieważ zawsze określał je jako
"Mroczność", lub
"Smutek"
Zawsze gdy oznajmiałem, że wychodzę pograć w D&D
on przekazywał to jako
"Ben jest zajęty, ma swoją sesję Smutku na dziś wieczór"
Wcześniej zdarzyło mu się zagrać z nami raz czy dwa
w RPGa Star Warsowego
Ale przez większość sesji wirował sobie w pustce z popsutym, bezużytecznym statkiem
Samemu...
Przez
kilka godzin sesji.
Gdy zostawiliśmy go z tyłu
i cała drużyna walczyła w epickiej kosmicznej batalii.
Akcja przeskakiwała do niego, samotnie wirującego w otchłani kosmosu
A potem do nas
walczących laserami
A potem znowu do niego,
a potem
znowu do nas
Ale to zdarzyło się tylko
trzy razy
pod rząd.
Po tym już więcej nie chciał z nami grać (CIEKAWE CZEMU?)
*nucenie motywu Williamsa*
Ben: "Mroczny cień spowił odległą galaktykę"

English: 
It's always been tough to get my brother, Wil, into Tabletop RPGs.
For a long time, he vehemently hated them.
And always made very weird to talk about them,
because he's referred to them as
"The Darkness" or
"The Sadness".
Like whenever I would say I was going out to play D&D,
He would always say that
"Ben's busy, he's has The Sadness this afternoon".
Before, he did play with us once or twice.
In a Star Wars game
But he spent most of the session spiraling through the void in a useless, disabled ship
By himself...
For,
several hours out of game time
While, we left him behind
And the rest of us did an epic space fight
So we cut back to him, just, by himself, floating through the void
And we cut back to us
fighting in space
And we cut back to him,
And then,
we cut back to us.
But it only happened like,
three times.
in a row.
After that, he didn't want to play with us, again. (I WONDER WHY!?)
*Singing*
Ben: "A dark shadow passes across the galaxy"

Polish: 
*więcej nucenia*
"Potrzebujemy cię, Willy wan Kenobi!"
Will: "Nie, Ben"
Ben: "Błagam cię, Willy wan Kanobi,"
"Jestem księżniczka Ben..."
"...nnia"
"I galaktyka jest zagrożona, i potrzebujemy cię abyś nas ocalił!"
Will: "Nie, Ben!"
Ben: Ale Willy wan Kenobi, tak zaczyna się każda historia z Gwiezdnych Wojen!
Samotnego błagania o pomoc, czy nam pomożesz? Ja jestem zajęty.
Nie, właściwie to nieważne, pomogę ci w tym"
"Możesz udawać, że mnie ignorujesz, Willy wan Kenobi,
ale z pewnością zmienisz zdanie i odpowiesz na mą wiadomość!"
"I właśnie dzwoni"
"Twój telefon dzwoni, nadal dzwoni"
"ON DZWONI!!!!"
Will: "WYNOCHA Z MOJEGO POKOJU, BEN!!"
Ben:"No dobra! Najwidoczniej Imperium wygrało!"
"Rebelia stracona"
"tak jak i cała Galaktyka"
"ponieważ Willy Wan Kenobi nie wziął DUPY W TROKI
PONIEWAŻ MA WAŻNIEJSZE RZECZY DO ROBOTY!!"
na szczęscie, kilka lat później, przekonałem go do sesyjki DeDeków
Ben: "Zaraz cię wprowadzę"
"ym, Will, jaką postacią chciałbyś zagrać?"
Will:"Daj mi jakąś bezużyteczną postać"
"która zasysa we wszystkim"
"i nie nadaje się do niczego"
"i jest menelem."

Portuguese: 
Precisamos de você, Will-Wan Kenobi
Não, Ben
Eu te disse, Will-Wan Kenobi, eu sou a princesa Ben...éia
E a galáxia está em perigo. Precisamos que você a salve!
Não, Ben
Mas Will-Wan Kenobi, é assim que toda história de Star Wars começa
Com um chamado solitário por ajuda! Você irá nos ajudar?
Eu estou muito ocupado
Não, na verdade, deixa pra lá. Eu vou te ajudar.
Você pode fingir ignorar, Will-Wan Kenobi,
Mas eventualmente você vai atender ao chamado!
Está chamando
É...
O telefone está chamando...
Ainda está chamando...
Está chamando!
Sai do meu quarto, Ben >:O
Bom, tá. Eu acho que então o Império venceu, os Rebeldes perderam
E a galáxia toda está condenada, já que o Will-Wan Kenobi
Não consegue se recompor e, aparentemente, tem coisas mais importantes para fazer >:(
Mas, felizmente, alguns anos depois, eu consegui fazer ele participar de uma partida de D&D
"Eu vou te preparar. Uhm... Will, que personagem você quer jogar?"
Eu quero jogar com o personagem mais inútil, que é uma droga em tudo
E não consegue fazer nada e é só uma encheção de saco

English: 
*Singing
"We need you, Willy wan Kanobi." (:>
Will: "No ben."
Ben: "I told you, Willy wan Kanobi,"
"I'm princess Ben..
"...nnia"
"And the galaxy is trouble, and we need you to save it!"
Will: "No, ben!"
Ben: "But Willy wan Kanobi, this how every star wars story starts off.
A lone cry for help, will you help us? I'm too busy.
No, actually, never mind, I'll help you out."
"You can pretend to ignore it, Willy wan Kanobi,
but eventually, you'll come around and answer the call!!"
"I-it's ringing."
"Th-The phone is ringing,  It's still ringing."
"It's RINGING!!" >:(
Will: "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, BEN!!
Ben: "Well FINE! I guess the empire won!"
"The rebels lost"
"& the entire galaxy is doomed"
"Now that Willy Wan Kanobi, can't get his BUTT, IN GEAR,
AND APPEARENTLY, HAS MORE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO!!"
but fortunately, several years later, I managed to get him into a game of D&D
Ben: "I'll set you up,"
"uh, will, what character do you want to play?"
Will: "I wanna play as the most useless character,
"who sucks at everything,"
"and can't do anything,
"and is just a bum." (probably so he can die quickly and get it over with)

Portuguese: 
O mais próximo disso que eu consigo é talvez o monge gnomo
Uau. Isso soa terrível
É... sim...
Eu amei.
Então ele começa a jogar como Michel, o monge gnomo
Eu sei que você é novo nisso, Michel,
Você está aprendendo sobre alinhamentos e tudo mais,
Mas você não é Caótico Bom. Você roubou outro cara e pegou as roupas dele
Um personagem Bom não faria algo do tipo
Você quer mesmo me contar isso? Você está jogando com o paladino Leal Bom,
Mas você tem um metadílio de escravo que você mantem em uma coleira
E fica usando ele para ativar armadilhas
Escravidão é lícito
Em algum lugar...
Casa de Vidro (Hipocrisia). É tudo o que estou dizendo
Casas de vidro
Esta história vem de uma partida de 'Mutants & Masterminds'
Aquele jogo que é outro RPG de mesa tipo 'Dungeons & Dragons'
Mas ao invés de criar aventureiros, o sistema se especializa em super-heróis
E tem outros por aí se você está interessado, como
'Prowlers & Paragons', 'Icons', 'Venture City', 'Try Stat', para nomear alguns
O que torna o sistema peculiar é como você faz personagens
Comparando com D&D, normalmente para fazer um personagem, você tem uma quantidade de XP

Polish: 
Ben:"Najbliższy twojemu opisowi byłby, może
gnomi mnich?"
Will: "Łał. To brzmi okropnie"
Ben: "No w sumie to...
Will: "KOCHAM GO!"
Więc zaczął odgrywać Michalinę, Gnomiego Mnicha. (sorry, musiałem)
Paladyn: "Wiem że jesteś w tym nowa, Michalino"
"Nadal uczysz się o charakterach i wszystkim, ale..."
"Nie jesteś Chaotyczną Dobrą"
"Obrabowałaś kolejnego żebraka i ukradłaś mu ciuchy"
"Dobra postać nie zrobiłaby niczego takiego."
Michalina: "Serio, ty chcesz mnie pouczać?"
"Grasz jako Praworządny Dobry Paladyn,
ale trzymasz Nizioła niewolnika na smyczy, którego zmuszasz do wchodzenia w pułapki."
Paladyn:"Niewolnictwo jest legalne!"
"Gdzieśtam na pewno"
M: "Szklane domy"
"Ja tylko mówię"
"Szklane domy" (jest to angielskie pojęcie na centralizowaną komputeryzacje, oraz ludzki którzy się ją zajmują)
Ta opowieść przyszła do nas z podręcznika Mutants and Masterminds.
To kolejny RPG z systemu D&D
Lecz zamiast fantasy, ten specjalizował się w superbohaterach.
Kilka takich istnieje na rynku, jeśli was to rajcuje.
(Przykładowo Prowlers and Paragons, ICONS, FATE Venture City, oraz Tri-Stat)
Ciekawym aspektem tego systemu jest tworzenie postaci
Porównując to z DeDekami,
aby zrobić postać w D&D,
posiadałeś pulę punktów XP,

English: 
Ben: "Closest I can get you is maybe,
"a gnome monk?" (of the urchin background)
Will: "Wow. That sounds, terrible."
Ben: "Well, yes...
Will: "I LOVE IT!!!"
So he started playing as Michelle: The Gnome Monk.
Paladin: "I know your new to this, Michelle.
"You're learning about alignments and everything, but..."
"You're not CG."
"You robbed another bun and stole clothes off of him."
"A good character wouldn't do something like that."
Michelle: "You really wanna tell me that?"
"You're playing as a LG Paladin,
but you have a Halfling slave you keep on a leash, and you keep using him to activate traps."
Paladin: "Slavery is legal!"
"Somewhere."
Michelle: "Glass houses."
"That's I'm saying,"
"Glass houses."
This story comes from a game of Mutants and Masterminds.
That game is another Tabletop RPG like D&D.
But instead of making an adventurer, the system specializes in superheroes.
There's other out there if you're interested.
(Like, Prowlers and Paragons, ICONS, FATE Venture City, and Tri-Stat to name a few.)
What make's the system quirky, is how you make characters.
Comparing it with D&D,
Normally, to make a D&D character,
You have a set amount of XP,

English: 
You use the XP to purchase a level in a class, and that level gives you a package of diferrent things, like extra HP, languages, abilities, spell slots and what not.
In M&M (Mutants and Masterminds), everything is broken down by what their effects are.
And you pay for your abilities, based on their effects.
If you wanna heal, that costs a flat amount.
Laser sight = 10xp
Flying = 8xp
wall climbing = 2xp
If you want ranks in skills, ability scores or feats, that costs a certain amount as well.
You can use this system to make your character up, however you want.
If you wanna have a character who just has a lot of skills and not ability scores, that's fine.
Or just powers, but you're a normal +0 to all stats,  that's fine too.
Also, you can make whatever powers you want based on their effects.
If you wanna have a rocket launcher that fires a blast that sends out syringes, filled with antidotes that heal people,
That's would be...
If you wanna be, Sonic the Hedgehog, rolling around on the battlefield,
It would be a
Or if you're interested in being a scientist, that carries around tornadoes, in your overcoat, which you throw out, that run around the battlefield,
It would be.

Portuguese: 
Você usa XP para comprar um nível e uma classe
E esse nível te dá um pacote com diferentes coisas, como
HP extra, línguas, habilidades, espaços para encantamentos, etc
Em M&M, tudo é separado de acordo com o que os efeitos são
E você paga por suas habilidades baseadas nos seus efeitos
Se você quer cura, isso custa um certo tanto.
Visão laser seria 10XP, voar pode ser 8XP, escalar paredes pode ser 2XP...
Se você quer proficiência, habilidades, pontos ou feitos
Isso custa uma certa quantidade também
Você pode usar o sistema para fazer o seu personagem como você quiser
Se você quiser um personagem com muita proficiência e não muita habilidade, está tudo bem,
Ou só poder e um +0 normal para todos os outros, também está bom
E também você pode fazer qualquer poder você quiser baseado nos seus efeitos
Se você quer uma bazuca que atira um explosivo que lança seringas cheias de antídoto que cura pessoas,
Isso seria cura+área+alcance
Se você quer ser o Sonic, rolando por aí no campo de batalha
Isso seria movimento+dano
Ou se você está interessado em ser um cientista que carrega tornados
Em seu jaleco e que são arremessados e percorrem o campo de batalha
Isso seria agarramento+dano+continuidade

Polish: 
Używałeś XP aby zdobywać poziomy w klasach, a poziom dawał ci masę różnych rzeczy, jak więcej HP, języki, umiejki, zaklęcia itd.
W M&M, wszystko sprowadzało się do używanych efektów mocy.
I płaciłeś za swoje zdolności bazując na ich efektach.
Jeśli chciałbyś leczyć, będzie cię to kosztować.
Laserowy wzrok = 10xp
Latanie = 8xp
Chodzenie po ścianach = 2xp
Jeśli chciałeś kolejnego poziomu w umiejkach, tabelkach czy wspomagaczach, też musiałeś swoje zapłacić.
Mogłeś użyć tego systemu, aby tworzyć postać jak tylko by ci się nie zechciało.
Jeśli chciałeś mieć postać z masą zdolności lecz pozbawioną mocy, to git
Albo tylko moce, ale z +0 do wszystkich umiejętności, to też git
Ponadto mogłeś wymyślić dowolną moc bazując tylko na ich efektach
Jeśli chciałeś mieć rakietnicę, która eksploduje w strzykawki wypełnione antidotum leczącym,
Byłoby to Leczenie + Obszar + Zasięg
Jeśli chciałbyś być Jeżem Sonikiem, turlającym się po polu walki
Byłoby to Ruch + Obrażenia
Jeśli zaś interesuje cię zostanie naukowcem, który nosi tornada za pazuchą i rzuca nimi podczas walki
Byłoby to Łapanie + Obrażenia + Ciągłe

Portuguese: 
Como o sistema é bem aberto, isso pode dar alguns problemas às vezes,
Porque você precisa ter uma boa ideia de o que os jogadores querem fazer com antecedência
E se assegure de que eles estão colocando pontos nas coisas que eles precisam para fazer as coisas que eles querem fazer
Você sempre tem um jogador que fala: "Eu quero fazer um Sniper"
Ok. Você quer fazer um Sniper. Vai em frente
Aí eles colocam o máximo de pontos em tiro
Aí sobem para Snipear o alvo
Aí eu, como o GM, falo:
"Ok. Role para precisão"
Aí o assassino fala:
"Espera... eu preciso de precisão?"
Sim. Você precisa
Deixa eu adivinhar. Você colocou seus pontos em dano
E não em precisão, então você consegue destruir tudo o que acerta
Mas você não consegue acertar nada, consegue?
Também tem regras interessantes para dano
Onde, ao invés de pontos de ataque, você rola resistência contra o ataque
E se você falha, você se fere, ou fica inconsciente
E se você se ferir, você leva uma penalidade em resistências futuras
Como a criação de personagens é tão complicada, eles tentaram amenizar o problema,

Polish: 
Z racji otwartości systemu może to sprawiać czasem problemy.
Ponieważ musisz NAPRAWDĘ zrozumieć, co twoi gracze nasmarowali w opisach
i upewnić się, że wstawili rangi w
RZECZY KTÓRE MUSZĄ ROBIĆ RZECZ KIEDY CHCĄ ABY ROBIŁY!!!
Zawsze przyjdzie ci gracz, który zaczyna:
"Zrobię postać snajpera!"
Okej!   :)
Więc chcesz snajpera? Zrób se go!
A potem, kiedy już wyda wszystkie punkty na snajpienie i już podczas gry śledzi swój cel
Muszę (jako MG) rzec:
"Ok, rzut na celność"
A zabójca zaczyna:
"Zaraz, potrzebowałem celności?"
Tak.
Potrzebowałeś.
Niech no zgadnę.
Wydałeś wszystkie punkty na obrażenia,
ale żadnego na celność?
Więc możesz unicestwić cokolwiek trafisz,
ale nie trafisz niczego, czyż nie?
Ma też dość ciekawe zasady zadawania obrażeń.
Zamiast HP, rzucasz na twardość przeciw atakom, a jeśli przegrasz, dostajesz ranę, lub padasz nieprzytomny
A dostawanie ran daje ci kary do kolejnych rzutów na obrażenia.
Ponieważ tworzenie postaci jest tak skomplikowane

English: 
Since the system really open, it can sometimes cause problems.
Because you REALLY have to get a sense of what you're players want to make beforehand.
And make sure that they're putting ranks into the,
THINGS THAT THEY NEED TO DO THE THING THEY WANT TO DO!! (do ur homework kids)
You always get, that player who's like,
"I'm gonna make a sniper."
Okay! :)
So you wanna make a sniper? Go for it!
And then, they put the maximum ranks in the sniping, and they go, off to snip their target
And me (as the GM) goes,
"Ok, roll me accuracy."
And the assassin goes,
"wait, I need accuracy?"
Yeah.
Yeah you do.
Let me guess?
You put your ranks into damage,
but not your accuracy?
So you can destroy anything you hit,
but you can't hit anything, can you?
It also has interesting rules for damage.
Where instead of having HP, you roll a toughness save against the attack, and if you fail, you either take an injury or fall unconscious.
And taking injury gives you a penalty on further damage saves.
Because the character creation is so complicated,

Polish: 
postarali się zażegnać trochę ten problem, dodając do całości Poradnik Bohatera
Który czyni całość bardziej podobną do D&D
gdzie dostajesz zbiór mocy pogrupowanych w klasy.
Jak Zmiennokształtny, Energetyk, czy Mściciel
A potem przeprowadzasz graczy przez drzewka decyzyjne, aby ustalić która z klas najbardziej im podpasuje.
Dając im zestawy zdolności. Jest to opcjonalne, ale to ułatwiające całość narzędzie, dzięki któremu nowi gracze nie będą się gubić
Odgrywałem masę zwariowanych postaci podczas sesji superbohaterskich.
Zazwyczaj gracze starają się trzymać pewnego archetypu, który polubili
W jednej grupie z którą grałem, mieliśmy Spidermana, Luka Cage'a i Żelaznego Alchemika
W innej grze, w uniwersum Final Fantasy
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii, Łaskę z Overwatcha,
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii, Łaskę z Overwatcha, Moogla,
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii, Łaskę z Overwatcha, Moogla, Maga Umysłu,
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii, Łaskę z Overwatcha, Moogla, Maga Umysłu, niewidzialną żabę
miałem gościa, który mógł zmienić się w burzę mistycznej energii, Łaskę z Overwatcha, Moogla, Maga Umysłu, niewidzialną żabę i Dextera, zabójcę z serialu
Gra M&M, którą prowadziłem, miała miejsce w moim dystopijnym świecie SF
Działa się w świecie, w którym Ultron wygrał z Avengersami. Przejął władzę nad światem i zaprowadził okrutny reżim
Dlatego Ziemia była zarządzana przez komputerową dyktaturę
W drużynie graczy pojawili się:
Gość z exostrojem podobnym do tego Venoma
Kolejną była Lucy z Elfen Lied

English: 
they actually tried to medicate this problem a bit, by coming out with the basic hero's handbood.
Which makes it more similar to D&D.
Where you are getting a collection of powers together in classes.
Like Shapeshifter, energy controller and crime fighter.
And then walking the player through decisions trees to figure out what kind of specializations they want.
Giving them groups of abilities. Which is completely optional, but it's a hand-holding tool so that new players don't get lost.
I've had a lot of crazy characters from superhero games.
Usually, players try to stick to an archetype that they like.
One group I ran for was made up of Spiderman, Luke Cage, and The Fullmetal Alchemist.
Another one for a Final Fantasy game, was
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy,
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy, Mercy from Overwatch,
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy, Mercy from Overwatch, a Moogle,
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy, Mercy from Overwatch, a Moogle, a Mind Mage,
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy, Mercy from Overwatch, a Moogle, a Mind Mage, an invisible frog,
I had a guy who could turn into a storm of arcane energy, Mercy from Overwatch, a Moogle, a Mind Mage, an invisible frog, and Dexter the Serial Killer.
The M&M game I was running, was set in my dystopian sci-fi world.
It took place in an earth where Ultron(or Omnius in his ICONS game) had one against the Avengers. And took over, and established his reign.
So the world was now run by a tyrannical AI dictatorship.
The player rundown for this one was... (He has the same story in an ICONS games story, so I'll list the players in that game)
One wore an Exo suit and was similar to Venom (Spiderman in ICONS),
Another was Lucy from Elfen Lied (The Fullmetal Alchemist in ICONS),

Portuguese: 
Criando um manual de heróis básico, o que o deixa mais parecido com D&D
Onde você recebe um conjunto de poderes e classes, como
Metamorfo, controlador de energia e combatente do crime
E acompanhando o jogador por árvores de decisões para descobrir que tipo de especializações ele quer
Dando a ele grupos de habilidades
O que é completamente opcional, mas é uma ferramenta para os jogadores não se perderem
Eu tive vários personagens malucos de jogos de super-heróis
Geralmente os jogadores gostam de se agarrar a um arquétipo que eles gostam
Um grupo que eu mestrei era composto do Homem-Aranha, Luke Cage e o Fullmetal Alchemist
Um outro de um jogo de Final Fantasy, eu tive um cara que conseguia se transformar em uma tempestade de mágica arcana,
Mercy do Overwatch, um moogle, uma maga mental, um sapo invisível e Dexter, o assassino em série
O M&M que eu estava mestrando se passava em meu mundo futuro distópico
Onde o Ultron havia vencido contra os Vingadores, e estabeleceu seu reinado
Então o mundo agora era controlado por um IA tirânico ditatorial
A lista de jogadores para a sessão era:
Um vestindo um traje similar ao Venom,
Outro era Lucy, de Elfen Lied,

Portuguese: 
Kuma, de One Piece
E a gente tinha um... bem...
Ele originalmente queria ser um Supersoldado
Ele estava me contando: "eu tenho um filho, ele está machucado,
Eu deixo ele em um tanque de suporte de vida, e estou procurando por uma cura"
Ok, eu vou riscar tudo isso e só escrever
'História do Senhor Frio'
"É, tudo bem. Isso serve. Aí eu tenho um quartel general"
Quando ele começa a ler as regras de quartel general
Ele percebe, como muitos que eu já tive antes,
Que quartéis generais na verdade são MUITO baratos
1XP te dá 5 melhorias,
Então, por 1XP, você compra: Computador, hangar,
Sistema de alarmes, oficina e seguranças.
Tudo isso, por 1XP
Então, ele começa a gastar o XP dele no QG
"Lembra como eu disse que eu seria parte da organização Prometheus?"
"Eu mudei de ideia. Agora eu sou o dono dela"
O que criou uma cena esquisita, porque os outros jogadores não sabiam que ele estava fazendo isso
Então eles vão para o QG dele, que na verdade era um complexo massivo subterrâneo

English: 
Kuma from One-Piece (Luke Cage in ICONS), and we had a...
Well... (there was no 4th character in ICONS story)
He was originally wanted to play a super soldier,
He was telling me
Player: "I have a son, he's hurt, I keep him in a backed-up tank on life support, and I'm looking for a cure for him."
Ben: "Alright, I'm just going to be crossing all that out, and just write in..."
Player: "Yeah, sure, that works. Then I'm going to have a headquarters."
When he starts flipping through the "headquarters rules",
& he realizes...
Like many people who I've had before,
That headquarters are actually REALLY cheap.
1xp buys you 5 upgrades,
So for one xp,
You can buy:
You can buy: a computer system
You can buy: a computer system, hanger,
You can buy: a computer system, hanger, alarm system,
You can buy: a computer system, hanger, alarm system, workshop,
You can buy: a computer system, hanger, alarm system, & security force.
ALL TOGETHER!!
ONE X P!!!
So, he starts dumping his experience,
into his headquarters.
Player: "Y'know, how earlier I said that I a member of the Prometheus organization?
I've changed my mind,
I OWN IT, NOW!"
Which made for a really weird scene, because all the players,
didn't know he was doing this.
So they go to his headquarters, which turns out to be this MASSIVE,
So they go to his headquarters, which turns out to be this MASSIVE, underground complex

Polish: 
Kuma z One Piece, oraz, na koniec...
Cóż...
Początkowo chciał odgrywać super żołnierza,
Gadał mi, że
Gracz:"Mam syna, ale jest chory, trzymam go w kadzi podtrzymującej funkcje życiowe i szukam dla niego lekarstwa."
Ben: "Okej, po prostu zamażę wszystko co powiedziałeś i po prostu napiszę "Mr.Freeze z Batmana""
G: "Ta jasne, niech będzie. No i chcę mieć swoją bazę"
Potem zaczął mi opowiadać o tej swojej bazie
i zdał sobie sprawę...
Jak wielu graczy, z którymi już grałem,
że własna baza jest w sumie STRASZNIE tania
Za 1 XP dostajesz aż 5 ulepszeń,
Więc za jednego XPeka
Możesz zakupić:
Możesz zakupić: system komputerowy
Możesz zakupić: system komputerowy, hangar
Możesz zakupić: system komputerowy, hangar, system alarmowy
Możesz zakupić: system komputerowy, hangar, system alarmowy, pracownię
Możesz zakupić: system komputerowy, hangar, system alarmowy, pracownię i zestaw ochroniarzy
NA RAZ!
Za jednego XP!
Więc zaczął wywalać całe swoje doświadczenie
na swoją bazę.
G: "Wiesz jak wcześniej wspominałem, że miałem być członkiem organizacji Prometeusa?
Zmieniłem zdanie
MAM JĄ NA WŁASNOŚĆ!"
Doprowadziło to do dziwacznej akcji, bo żaden z graczy
nie wiedział, co on ze mną ustalał.
Więc kiedy przybyli do jego bazy, okazała się być OGROMNYM
Więc kiedy przybyli do jego bazy, okazała się być OGROMNYM, podziemnym kompleksem

Polish: 
z obsługą,
z obsługą, ochroniarzami
z obsługą, ochroniarzami i pokazywał całe tony swojego sprzętu
Dojeżdżali do niego poziomą windą
Dojeżdżali do niego poziomą windą, jakby to była wycieczka krajoznawcza.
Żołnierz: "Tutaj mam hangary"
Żołnierz: "Tutaj mam kawiarenkę"
Żołnierz: "Tutaj mam ZMIENIACZ CZASU"
Żołnierz: "Tutaj mam kibelek"
Lucy: "Masz "co"?"
Żołnierz: "Ach! Zmieniacz Czasu!"
"Pozwala mi przyspieszać i zwalniać czas"
"O, i tak btw, czas działa tutaj inaczej"
"Wcześniej o tym nie wspomniałem,
"Wcześniej o tym nie wspomniałem, teraz już wiecie"
L: "Skąd żeś go wytrzasnął?"
Ż: "A byłem na misji,
Ż: "A byłem na misji, zobaczyłem go
Ż: "A byłem na misji, zobaczyłem go, wyglądał fajnie,
Ż: "A byłem na misji, zobaczyłem go, wyglądał fajnie, stwiedziłem "A se go wezmę"
Więc go wziąłem"
"Musicie przyznać"
"Że wygląda nieźle,
"Że wygląda nieźle, jak lampka z lawą
"Że wygląda nieźle, jak lampka z lawą, daje taką fajną poświatę."
L:"Hmmm"
Taa, znaczy,
Taa, znaczy, dobrze dopełnia wystroju salonu, czyż nie?
Ż: "Och nie! Ty mówisz o Kosmicznym Zginaczu, To...
Z dwie kondygnacje niżej... To..."
"Taaak, ludzie ciągle mylą je ze sobą, cały czas"
Drużyna pracowała dla organizacji Prometeus
 
Prowadzili ją: Zeus,
Prowadzili ją: Zeus, Cerberus,
Prowadzili ją: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades,
Prowadzili ją: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades, Afrodyta,
Prowadzili ją: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades, Afrodyta i Hermes
Więc z nowo powstałą organizacją
gość przeszedł od bycia superżołnierzem,
do bycia Nickiem Fury..
Żołnierz (mrocznym głosem): "Myślisz, że jesteś jedynym superbohaterem na świecie?"

English: 
with people,
with people, and a security force,
with people, and a security force, and he shows off all of his equipment.
They're riding his horizontal elevator through it.
They're riding his horizontal elevator through it. As he's giving them a tour.
Soldier: "here's the hangers."
Soldier: "here's the hangers. Here's the cafeteria."
Soldier: "here's the hangers. Here's the cafeteria. Here's the TIME MANIPULATOR!"
Soldier: "here's the hangers. Here's the cafeteria. Here's the TIME MANIPULATOR! The bathrooms..."
Lucy: "The what?"
Soldier: "Ah! The time manipulator."
"It let's me speed up and slow down time."
"Oh, btw, time works differently here."
"I didn't say that earlier,
"I didn't say that earlier, now you know."
Lucy: "Where did you get it from?"
Soldier: "I was out on a mission,
"I was out on a mission, I saw it,
"I was out on a mission, I saw it, thought it looked cool,
"I was out on a mission, I saw it, thought it looked cool, I'm like 'I gotta have this',
"I was out on a mission, I saw it, thought it looked cool, I'm like 'I gotta have this', so I brought it back."
"Gotta say."
"It does look nice,
"It does look nice, it's kind of like a lava lamp,
"It does look nice, it's kind of like a lava lamp, gives off that nice glow."
Lucy: "hmm.
Yeah, just uh,
Yeah, just uh, really bring the room together, doesn't it?"
Soldier: "Oh no! You're thinking of the Space Warper. That's...
That's just 2 rows down. That's...
"Yeah people get that two confused, all the time."
Our players worked for the Prometheus org.
The characters were:
The characters were: Zeus,
The characters were: Zeus, Cerberus,
The characters were: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades,
The characters were: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades, Aphrodite,
The characters were: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades, Aphrodite, & Hermes.
So with his new found organization,
the character went from being a super soldier,
to Nick Fury.
Soldier (with gruffer voice): "You think you're the only superhero in the world?"

Portuguese: 
Cheio de gente, e seguranças,
E ele mostra todo o equipamento dele
Eles andam no elevador horizontal dele pelo complexo, enquanto ele dá um tour.
"Aqui está o hangar, aqui está a cantina, aqui está o manipulador temporal, os banheiros..."
"O o quê?"
"Ah, o manipulador temporal. Ele me deixa acelerar ou desacelerar o tempo"
"Aliás, o tempo funciona diferente aqui dentro, eu não disse isso antes, agora vocês sabem"
"Onde você conseguiu isso?"
"Eu estava em uma missão, eu vi, achei legal, e pensei:
Eu preciso ter isso. Então eu trouxe pra cá
E tenho que dizer. Parece legal, é tipo uma lâmpada de lava
Dá aquele brilho bem legal"
"É... realmente transforma a sala, não é mesmo?"
"Não não. Você está pensando no deformador espacial. Esse fica dois andares pra baixo"
"É, as pessoas confundem esses dois o tempo todo"
Os jogadores trabalhavam para a organização Prometheus
Os personagens eram: Zeus, Cerberus, Hades, Afrodite e Hermes
Então, com essa organização, o personagem passou de um supersoldado para o Nick Fury
"Você acha que é o único super-herói no mundo?"

English: 
Venom: "I'm not a superhero."
Soldier: "Welcome to the team!"
He even bought his own airship.
Which, I didn't let him use in the beginning.
Because the ship, wa-was out of commission.
Because, well, what I had said was that,
that he had, dropped his keys for them in the crack in the pilot's seat.
You know how sometimes you drop, the card, or the keys in the crack by the door?
And you try and pull them out, with your fingers, and every time you reach in to pull them out, and you just can't *mumbles* you keep pushing them farther into the crack, and you just can't get a good grip on them?
An-And you can't you use your airship. Because the keys are stuck in the crack?
It's kinda like that.
And then we had my brother.
You wanna know what kind of character he wanted to play?
Me too.
Because every time I asked him
Ben: "Hey, Will, what do you want to play?"
he's like:
Will: *mumbles about he doesn't know*
Ben: "I can make a character for you, just give me an idea. What do you want?"
Will: *mumbles about he doesn't know*
I kept asking him and he wouldn't give me a straight answer.
I was getting frustrated like *grumbles* "why do I have to be making up his character? *more grumbling* Can't make up his own mind."
Then I a sudden realization

Polish: 
Venom; "Nie jestem superbohaterem"
Żołnierz:"Witamy w drużynie!"
Kupił sobie nawet własny poduszkowiec!
Którego nie pozwalałem mu używać na samym początku
Ponieważ b-był on w naprawie.
Ponieważ, cóż, powiedziałem mu,
że zgubił on, swoje, ee, kluczyki za poduszkami pasażera/
Wiecie że czasem możecie zgubić portfel czy klucze we wgłębieniu przy drzwiach?
A gdy już staracie się go wyjąć, palcami to zawsze jak sięgacie głębiej i nie możecie *bełkot* i pchacie go przypadkowo coraz głębiej w szczelinę i nie możecie złapać?
I n-nie możesz używać poduszkowca bo wleciały ci tam klucze?
To tak trochę w tym stylu.
I w końcu miałem swojego bratke.
Chcecie wiedzieć, jaką postacią chciał zagrać?
Ja też.
Bo zawsze, gdy próbowałem go o to zapytać,
Ben: "Hej, Will, kogo będziesz odgrywać?"
mówił tylko
Will: "Eeeeehehehhhhh nie wiem"
Ben: "Mogę ci go zaprojektować, tylko daj mi pomysł! Kogo byś chciał?"
Will: "Eeeeehehehhhhhhhghhghh nie wiem"
Ciągle pytałem, a on nie próbował nawet mi odpowiedzieć.
Frustrowało mnie to, jak 'HBRHBRH czemu muszę wymyślać mu postać HBRHBRHR niech się w końcu zdecyduje"
I wtedy wpadłem na pomysł

Portuguese: 
"Eu não sou um super-herói"
"Bem-vindo ao time"
Ele até comprou sua própria aeronave, que eu não deixei ele usar no começo,
Porque... a nave estava fora de uso,
Porque o que eu disse foi:
Ele derrubou as chaves no vão do assento do piloto
Sabe, tipo, quando você derruba as chaves do carro
No vão entre o assento e a porta,
E tenta tirar com seus dedos e toda vez que tenta pegar para tirar, você não consegue
E elas só afundam mais no vão e não consegue agarrar
E aí você não consegue usar sua nave porque
As chaves estão presas no vão...
É tipo isso
Aí tem o meu irmão
Vocês querem saber que personagem ele queria jogar?
Eu também!
Porque toda vez que eu perguntava: "Ei Will, o que você vai ser?"
Ele falava: "É... é... eu não sei..."
"Eu posso fazer um personagem para você. Só me dá uma ideia de o que você quer"
"É...... eu não sei."
Eu perguntava e ele não me dava uma resposta concreta
Eu estava ficando frustrado "Grr. Por que eu tenho que ficar fazendo o personagem dele?"
"Ele não consegue se decidir..."

Portuguese: 
Então eu percebi: "Espera aí!"
"Se EU fizer o personagem dele, o que for que eu faça, ele vai ter que jogar!"
"Eu posso usar essa oportunidade para zoar com ele!"
Aí eu fui fazer o personagem para ele jogar
Como qualquer outro bom irmãozinho faria
Só tomando conta do irmão mais velho
Essa não era a primeira vez que algo assim tinha acontecido
Antes, quando estávamos jogando Star Wars, eu fiz um personagem para outro jogador
Ele era um nobre, e tinha muito dinheiro que ele tinha que gastar
Então eu comecei a encher a mochila dele com uns troços aleatórios
No meio de uma missão ele está vasculhando a mochila dele e ele tira um grande
DETONADOR TÉRMICO
"Meu personagem é pacifista, por que, em nome de Deus,
Ele tem um detonador térmico na mochila?!"
"Eu achava que personagens de jogadores não podiam ter isso"
"Na verdade, se você olhar no livro, você vai ver que é um item restrito"
"E você precisa da permissão do GM para comprar um"
"Então, eu me dei permissão para ter um"
"Ei Ben, posso comprar esse item?"

Polish: 
"Czekaj chwilę!"
"Czekaj chwilę! Jeśli to ja wymyślę mu postać..."
To znaczy, że cokolwiek bym nie wymyślił,
To znaczy, że cokolwiek bym nie wymyślił, on będzie musiał nim grać!
"Mogę wykorzystać tą okazję, aby zabawić się jego kosztem!"
I wtedy ruszyłem do robienia mu Karty Postaci,
Jak każdy Dobry Młodszy Braciszek by zrobił, chcąc dbać o swego Starszego Brata.
To nie był pierwszy raz, kiedy coś takiego miało miejsce.
Wcześniej, kiedy grałem w Star Warsy
Zaprojektowałem postać koledze, który był Szlachcicem.
I miał góry forsy do wydania.
Więc zacząłem wypełniać mu ekwipunek losowym syfem.
Podczas misji, grzebiąc w swojej torbie, wyciągnął z niej wielki
Detonator Termiczny.
Szlachcic:"Moja postać jest pacyfistą!"
Szlachcic:"Czemu , miłość boską
Szlachcic:"Czemu , miłość boską, moja postać,
Szlachcic:"Czemu , miłość boską, moja postać, trzyma detonator termiczny,
Szlachcic:"Czemu , miłość boską, moja postać, trzyma detonator termiczny, w SWOJEJ TORBIE??
"Myślałem, że Graczom nawet nie wolno takich mieć!"
Ben: "yyy, TAK WŁAŚCIWIE,"
"Tu w książce jest napisane,"
"że jest to przedmiot ograniczony, i że potrzeba zgody od MG aby go zakupić"
"Więęęęc,
dałem sobie zgodę"
"Abyś go miał"
"Hej Ben? Czy mógłbym kupić ten przedmiot?"

English: 
'Wait a second!
'Wait a second! If I get to make up his character,
'Wait a second! If I get to make up his character, that means that whatever I make up,
'Wait a second! If I get to make up his character, that means that whatever I make up, he has to play it!'
'I can use this opportunity to completely mess with him!'
Then I went about making up, a pc to play.
Just as any good little brother, would do. Just looking out for his older brother.
This was not the 1st time something like this had happened.
Before, when I had been playing Star Wars,
I made up a character for another player, who was a Noble.
And he had a boatload of cash he had to spend.
So, I just started filling his bag with just random junk.
Mid-mission, he was digging around his bag, and he pulls out a massive...
Thermal detonator.
Noble: "My character is a pacifist.
Noble: "My character is a pacifist. Why, in god's name,
Noble: "My character is a pacifist. Why, in god's name, does my character,
Noble: "My character is a pacifist. Why, in god's name, does my character, have a thermal detonator,
Noble: "My character is a pacifist. Why, in god's name, does my character, have a thermal detonator, IN MY BAG!?"
"I thought PC's weren't even allowed to have these?"
Ben: "uh, ACTUALLY!"
"If you look in the book,
it says 'it's a restricted item, and that you have to have the GM's permission before you can buy on.'"
"So,
I just gave myself permission."
"So, I could have one."
"'Hey, Ben? could I buy this item?'"

English: 
"'Sure, why don't you get a discount, too?'"
"'Oh, thank' Ben. That's really nice of you. You're really cool.'"
The day comes to play the Superhero RPG.
My brother's like:
Will: "Hey Ben! I might need to come early to make a character."
Ben: "No, that's fine! That's fine.
Ben: "No, that's fine! Don't worry about it. Nah it's fine.
Ben: "No, that's fine! That's fine. Don't worry about it. Nah it's fine. Everything's fine.
Ben: "No, that's fine! That's fine. Don't worry about it. Nah it's fine. Everything's fine. Got your little brother, looking out for you, right here.
Just, making sure, I got you a character.
Here ya go."
And I introduce the character to him.
Out in the waste, an innocent town is getting overrunned by evil gangsters.
That have taken over the puppy shelter/orphanage.
It seemed liked no one could stop them.
But immerging, from a thick roll of sands.
Was the silhouette,
But couldn't possibly be,
NO!
It's *drum roll*……………….
Little boy: "*Title character*!!!!!" :')
(did Trixie become a little boy?)
Yes! Who doesn't know the story of Chadwick Strongpants?
Many rumors were floating around.
Legends tell that he was from an,
Outer Space Crystal,
and fell to earth in an
vat of radioactive material.
Other's say that he got
stung by mutated scorpions.

Portuguese: 
"Claro! Por que não pega um desconto, também?"
"Obrigado, Ben. É muito legal da sua parte"
"Você é muito fofo!"
De volta ao M&M, chega o dia de jogar o RPG de super-heróis,
E meu irão tá tipo "Ei Ben, talvez eu tenha que chegar mais cedo para fazer um personagem"
"Não, está tudo bem, tudo está tudo bem"
"Você tem o seu irmãozinho aqui cuidando de você"
"Se assegurando que você tenha um personagem"
"E... aqui está!"
E eu introduzi o personagem para ele
"Nas terras hostis, uma inocente cidade está sendo tomada por gangsters malignos"
"Eles tomaram o abrigo dos filhotinhos e o orfanato"
"Parece que ninguém poderá impedi-los, mas emergindo das espessas nuvens de areia,"
"Havia uma silhueta"
"Mas poderia ser?! Não (:O) É o..."
"Chadwick Calçasfortes!"
"Sim! Quem não conhece a história de Chadwick Calçasfortes?"
"Muitos rumores têm se espalhado"
"Lendas dizem que ele era de um cristal espacial!"
"E caiu na terra em um tonel com material radioativo!"
"Outros dizem que ele foi picado por escorpiões mutantes!"

Polish: 
"Oczywiście Bem, mogę ci nawet dać zniżkę"
"Och dzięki, Ben Jesteś taki miły. Jesteś najlepszy"
Nadszedł dzień sesji Superhero RPG.
Mój brat rzekł wtedy:
"Hej Ben! Będę potrzebował przyjść wcześniej aby zrobić postać."
Ben" Niee, jest spoko. W porząsiu"
"W porząsiu! Nie przejmuj się tym. Wszystko jest w porządeczku
"W porząsiu! Nie przejmuj się tym. Wszystko jest w porządeczku, całkowitym kompletnym
"W porząsiu! Nie przejmuj się tym. Wszystko jest w porządeczku, całkowitym kompletnym, twój mały braciszek już o ciebie zadbał, o tutaj!
Upewnił się, że będziesz mieć swoją postać.
No to jedziemy!"
I przedstawiłem jego postać reszcie drużyny.
Na pustkowiu, niewinne miasteczko jest pod kontrolą złych gangsterów
Przejęli nawet schronisko dla piesków/sierociniec!
Wyglądało na to, że nikt nie mógł ich powstrzymać.
Lecz z tumanu kurzu i piachu
Wyłoniła się postać,
czy to mógł być,
NIE!
To *werble*...............
Chłopczyk "Chadwick Silnoporty!"
 
Tak! Któż nie znał historii o Chadwicku Silnoportym?!
Wiele plotek przeszło przez okolicę.
Mówiono, że wyłonił się z
Kosmicznego Kryształu,
i spadł na ziemię w
kadzi z radioaktywną mazią
Inni mówią, że
zatruły go zmutowane skorpiony

Portuguese: 
"E também foi mordido por um dragão-pessoa,"
"Transformando ele em um Drago-homem!"
"E também foi treinado por um grupo do monges Shaolin, provavelmente"
"Histórias dizem que ele era tão forte que só de piscar conseguia destruir cidades inteiras!"
"Que ele era tão rápido, que, quando uma arma atirasse, ele conseguia dar a volta no mundo,"
"Antes mesmo da bala sair do cano da arma!"
"Chadwick Calçasfortes não come, mas se alimenta do puro medo de seus inimigos!"
"Quando veem Chadwick chegando através da poeira, a gangue começa a tremer de medo!"
"Chadwick Calçasfortes vai nos salvar!"
"Ele acha que consegue nos derrotar?!"
"É claro que ele consegue! Quem teria alguma chance contra ele!"
"Até seus inimigos sabem que ele não tem igual!"
"Mas temos que lutar contra ele!"
"Que melhor maneira de morrer do que contra um inimigo inigualável!"
"A gangue começa a correr em pânico e atirar em direções aleatórias!"
"Por fogo amigo, vários membros são mortos!"
"E o resto foge o mais rápido que conseguem!"
"Em um breve momento, a gangue é derrotada e a cidade é salva!"
"Eu sabia que nunca poderia dar conta de Chadwick Calçasfortes"
"Mas eu precisava! Como desafiar o próprio destino!"

English: 
Is also bitten by dragon,
person,
making him a weredragon.
And,
was trained with a group of Shao Lin Monks.
(probably)
Stories tell that he was so strong, that just by blinking,
Stories tell that he was so strong, that just by blinking, he can blow away an entire town.
He was so fast,
He was so fast, that when a gun fired,
He was so fast, that when a gun fired, he could run around the earth,
He was so fast, that when a gun fired, he could run around the earth, before the bullet left the muzzle.
Chadwick Strongpants doesn't eat,
but subsists on the raw fear of his enemies.
When they see Chadwick coming through the dust,
the gang starts trembling in their boots.
Boy: "Chadwick Strongpants is going to save us!"
Bandit: "He ThInKs He CaN TaKe Us DoWn?"
"Of CoUrSe He CaN!"
"WhO CoUlD sTaNd Against hIm?"
"EvEn HiS eNeMiEs KnOwS hE's Without EqUaL!"
BUT!
"wE hAvE tO fIgHT hIm!"
"WhAT bEtTeR wAy To DiE tHaN aGaInSt An OvErWhElMiNg EnEmY!?"
The gang starts flailing around in a blind panic, firing in random direction,
due to friendly fire, several of their own members get taken out, and the rest break for it, and flee as fast as they can.
In a brief moment, the gang is defeated, and the town is saved!
Bandit: "I KNEW, I cOuLd NeVeR sTaNd Up To Chadwick Strongpants.
(ok, enough of ThIs ShIt, it's oBnOxIoUs.)
"But I had to."
"By challenging fate itself."

Polish: 
I ugryzł go też smok,
smok - olud
i został przez to smokołakiem!
Oraz że
trenował go klan mnichów Shao Lin
(chyba)
Mówiono, że jest tak silny, że samym mrugnięciem
Mówiono, że jest tak silny, że samym mrugnięciem mógł zmieść całe miasta
Był tak szybki
Był tak szybki, że po wystrzale z pistoletu
Był tak szybki, że po wystrzale z pistoletu okrążyłby cały glob
Był tak szybki, że po wystrzale z pistoletu okrążyłby cały glob, nim kula opuściłaby lufę
Chadwick Silnoporty nie je
lecz żywi się strachem swoich wrogów.
Kiedy zobaczono Chadwicka wychodzącego z tumanów
Cały gang począł drżeć ze strachu.
Chłopczyk:"Chadwick Silnoporty nas ocali!"
Bandyta:"Myśli, że może nas pokonać?"
"OCZYWIŚCIE, ŻE MOŻE! Q.Q"
"NIKT BY GO NIE POKONAŁ!"
"NAWET JEGO WROGOWIE WIEDZĄ, ŻE JEST NIEZRÓWNANY!"
"LECZ!"
"MUSIMY Z NIM WALCZYĆ!"
"NIE MA LEPSZEJ ŚMIERCI NIŻ Z JEGO RĘKI!"
Gang zaczął biegać w kółko w panice, strzelać w losowych kierunkach
z powodu friendly fire wybili połowę swojej grupy, a druga połowa uciekła tak szybko jak tylko mogła
W przeciągu chwili gang został pokonany, a miasteczko ocalone!
B: "Wiedziałem, że nie byłbym w stanie walczyć z Chadwickiem Silnoportym!"
 
"Lecz musiałem"
"Wyzwany przez okrutny los!"

English: 
"I'm like fighting the sun."
"I can dream, can't I?
"I can D R E A M!"
*bLeH*
Who alone, can bare the burden of he who wears the Strongpants?
Will (asking the question we're all asking): "What kind of powers do I actually have?"
Ben (giving the best answer): "I took everything you told me,
and put it, into one character."
So..
"You have nothing!"
"You have no bonuses to any stats,
"You have no bonuses to any stats, no skill ranks,
"You have no bonuses to any stats, no skill ranks, and no powers."
"You are perfectly,
"You are perfectly and utterly,
"You are perfectly and utterly normal,
"You are perfectly and utterly normal, and mundane."
"And nothing weird,
"And nothing weird, has happened,
in your past."
"But don't you see?
You're like a ball, perfectly round.
That's your greatest strength.
You don't have any weaknesses,
because you're equally terrible at everything."
Some of the other players suggested that he should have ranks in "Nullify",
which gives him an aura of mundanity,
that turns people into being just as normal & mundane as he is.
Ever since then, if someone came late to a session or forgot their character sheet,
I would always threaten people with it.
"If you don't get you're character made by Saturday,
"If you don't get you're character made by Saturday, you're gonna end up playing as,
"Chadwick Strongpants"
He never actually ended up playing the character.
Which,
I don't know why?
Who wouldn't want to play as,
CHADWICK STRONGPANTS
The greatest hero the world has ever known.

Polish: 
"To jak walka ze słońcem niepokonanym!"
"Mogę tylko śnić, czyż nie?"
"Mogę Ś N I Ć"
*bLeH*
Któż mógłby stanąć w szranki z tym, który nosi Silne Porty?!
Will: "Właściwie to jakie moce mi dałeś?"
Ben: "Dałem wszystko, co mi powiedziałeś,
i wsadziłem to do jednej postaci."
Więc...
"Nie umiesz zupełnie nic!"
"Nie masz żadnych bonusów"
"Nie masz żadnych umiejętności"
"Ani żadnych mocy!"
"Jesteś idealnie
"Jesteś idealnie i kompletnie
"Jesteś idealnie i kompletnie normalny"
I nudny.
"I nic dziwnego,
"I nic dziwnego, nigdy
ci się nie stało"
"Ale zobacz na to!"
Jesteś jak piłka, idealnie okrągły
To twoja największa siła!
Nie masz żadnych słabości,
ponieważ jesteś po równo okropny we wszystkim!"
Inni gracze zasugerowali mi nawet, że powinien mieć moc "Wyciszenia"
dającą mu aurę przeciętności,
która zmienia wszystkich wokół w osoby tak normalne i nudne jak on sam.
Od tego czasu, zawsze gdy ktoś spóźnił się na sesję lub zapomniał KP.
Groziłem im tą kartą.
"Jeśli nie wyrobisz się z robieniem postaci do Soboty,
"Jeśli nie wyrobisz się z robieniem postaci do Soboty, skończysz grając jako
"Chadwick Silnoporty"
Will nigdy tak właściwie nim nie zagrał
 
I naprawdę nie wiem dlaczego.
Któżby nie chciał odegrać
CHADWICKA SILNOPORTEGO!
Największego bohatera znanego światu!

Portuguese: 
"Como lutar contra o próprio Sol! Eu posso sonhar, não posso?"
"Eu posso sonhar..."
[Som do cara morrendo]
"Quem sozinho poderia carregar o dever daquele que veste as Calçasfortes?"
"Que tipo de poderes eu realmente tenho?"
"Eu peguei tudo o que você me disse e coloquei em um personagem"
"Então, você não tem nada!"
"Você não tem bônus para nenhum estatus, nada de proficiência e nenhum poder"
"Você é perfeitamente e totalmente normal e mundano"
"E nada de estranho já aconteceu em seu passado"
"Mas você não vê? Você é como uma bola perfeitamente esférica!"
"Essa é sua maior força! Você não tem fraquezas!"
"Porque você é igualmente terrível em tudo!"
Alguns jogadores sugerem que ele deveria ter proficiência em anular,
Que dá a ele uma aura de mundaneidade, que torna as pessoas tão normais e mundanas quanto ele!
Desde então, sempre que alguém chegava atrasado e esquecesse a folha do personagem,
Eu sempre os ameaçava com ele
"Se você não fazer seu personagem até sábado, você vai jogar com o Chadwick Calçasfortes"
Ele nunca chegou a jogar com o personagem,
Não sei por que. Quem não gostaria de jogar com o
CHADWICK CALÇASFORTES!
O maior herói que o mundo já conheceu!

Polish: 
"Bohatera...
ZWYCZAJNYCH LUDZI!!!"

Portuguese: 
O herói para o homem comum!
Legendas por Akarui

English: 
"A Hero....
for the AVERAGE MAN!!!
