have you ever seen your mom beat the
crap out of someone else's mom then see
your brother beat the crap out of her
son then have your dad punk his dad
could trust me he don't want it will be
have your family's pubs badass mine and
if you haven't liked the story
so this is way back when we used to live
in new york manhattan Academy of
Broadway and we had this little
tradition for every Saturday would go to
the park was on Saturdays had something
i can only describe as a list see no
Carnaval I mean they had a hundred food
stands clowns face painting station a
guy walking around on bootleg CDs pretty
much everything illiteracy know could
have ever asked for latinos we were
obviously drawn to its a MA 280 watt
light bulb that smells like carne asada
do not get the same thing every single
time
yeah buddy you know what I'm talking
about or dealers like two tackles not
the girls picture this freshly made the
Gooding usual towards here with beans
chicken she's sour cream guac basically
Chipotle before Chipotle so yeah it was
love at first sight so here I am with
the love of my life between my love to
add with matisse the birds when I
decided you know what I want so I walk
over the area well as a bunch of kids
was riding their bikes around the school
is in reality i just want to see
somebody fall down maybe break an arm I
don't know but eventually the ground so
I sit down and start doing dirty things
happen to look up and I see this kid
around 30 years old on his BMX bike and
he's riding around in circles and I'm
thinking to myself this is weird but I
do we care because it's just all about
me and this gordita right now so he goes
around me about a half a dozen more
times and these rides off and I'm like
finally some privacy when we get down
and dirty on this car dealers
she gets about 20 feet away from me and
he stops
his bike
and right when I had that thought I saw
him a hundred miles per hour away from
me I had no time to react so I just
closed my eyes and held onto my gordy
and both felt like someone hit me on the
top of the head with a bike you know why
they did this guy thought it was a good
idea to jump over 60 even gordita so
before I knew what was happening in all
I hear is don't move I'm gonna jump out
even know what to do so I've been the
only thing a six-year-old yeah I started
crying and I thought maybe he sees me
crying he's gonna feel bad and it was
only me alone is going to stop five
seconds later own lips on the top of it
again and let this happen about four or
five more times until I finally got the
courage to get up and run away so I ran
off looking for my parents I found my
older brother Aaron so he looks at me
and he's like you have like sour cream
and block over my face and tire tracks
all over my body so I told them the
whole story I'll is a no Board data and
this kid and they ran me over and then
he hit me with his bike is pretty much
what I saw so after I told him
everything that happened he said all
right let's just go find my me so we're
walking to go find my mom and she asked
me so what did this could look like he
had a hoe Dr and and he was writing
about
unless I'm six that's pretty much the
best description you gonna get from me
so finally we spied her mom and she's
like 10 feet away from us when I see the
kid he's riding past my mom riding
towards us he's got a freakin smile on
his face so I tell my brother on the arm
and I said that's here he said are you
sure and I glisten have his frickin tire
marks on the top of my head
trust me that's him she says alright
just just just got out of his way and
I'm thinking yeah kids ways friggin
crazy so we've all kind of step back and
look kind of get out of his way he's
gonna ride past us man was I wrong so he
rides past me and he's my brother when
all of the sudden my brother grabbed him
by his hoodie and rips them off the bike
and the bike just keeps going before the
skin even knows what's happening he's
already on the floor in his face
tenderize so my brothers the making
these kids are ground beef for like 30
seconds now when out of nowhere this
kid's mom got pregnant drug baboon and
grabbed my brother base here and my
shirt is shaking around and guess who
happened to turn their head at that
exact moment
I'll give you a hand was it a recovering
zombie trying to get his life back in
order to be a mother who just went from
zero to 100 real quick
foresee a blueberry listen my mom was so
she can walk over the slave's body just
kind of like a cool from street the old
raging demon and I mean these flights
went on for like another minutes until
my dad and his friends broke them up and
actually I can still remember my dad's
friend arrived in the labor talks I was
and he's trying to break them up but
yeah yeah he's just you know the thing
that surprised me the most modest entire
thing wasn't the fact that I just saw my
mom taking care of the fact this kid has
no respect accorded leaders it was
seeing my older brother stand up or even
though we've always had a rocky
relationship I know he always has been
and listen
fighting is not never resolved but on
this day in Woodhill Park
as a family that
