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This is Raghav and Shannu
Yesterday's headlines, right away!
'We are the first, we are the Best', yells Free Chaithanya Parayana Educational Institutions
A middle class richman sells all his assets and buys a ‘Multiplex’... Sorry, ‘Popcorn’ at multiplex!
Drugs everywhere in Hyderabad.. People are consuming salt and getting high!
Lights, Camera and Action says the director. “STFU”, says the lightman
Rains damaged the roads. Contractor blames citizens of rash driving
Bad...badder...baddest!
Drugs penetrate 6 ft deep in India
Let us ask our reporter ‘Pydi Raju’ for more information
Over to Pydi
Pydi
Hey Pydi
Pydi Raju, Why do people do drugs?
Hey Pydi… Can you hear us?
Pydi, tell us about the situation there..
It feels like fairyland
Ah? What?
I mean, it is fine
Anyways, Who is next on Drug Agency officers interrogation list?
Shahid Kapoor
Is it? Did he receive the notices too?
They recorded while Shahid is consuming drugs
Is it?
Where?
In the movie “Udta Punjab”
I have already called Shahid to discuss about the controversy
Eyy.. Eyy.. No.. No..
I connected him to the studio as well
Hello
Sir.. it seems you are doing drugs!
What the **** are you talking?
Heyyy..
Ah.. its nothing..
Pydi.. tell the truth, you took drugs, didn’t you?
Ah!
Hey, you will be caught by police too
Why would I get caught? I don’t belong to the film industry
True that
In the coming twenty three hours
What about the other hour?
It got stomach pain, do you mind?
It’s okay, continue
In the coming twenty three hours, rains have decided to come all at once
Yes, let us ask our Smiling Surya...
Over to Surya
- Happy Birthday
- Thank you
Hey Surya!
Ha
What is that dress man?
I wear only green for my birthdays, I say!
Oh, Okay... Time is running up, start the weather report
Hmm
Sir, How could he stand before the green screen with a green dress?
Hahaha, What is in name? said Shakespeare.. so is the color, go ahead my dear!
Dear Julius Caesar start the green screen effect
What is this sir? Where is the body?
Ceaser, at least the head is visible, do not object dear
Everything is a play for him!!
(Laughing like a big man in the society)
Something is better than nothing, start now!
Firstly..
(Pain in the heart)
Let’s discuss why does it rain in rainy season?
Heyy..
I want to beat you, but I can’t see your body. So, come to the point
Did anyone call me?
My God!! Not you sir!
Okay
If we can see here, it is raining heavily.
If we can see here, it is raining heavily.
If we can see here, it is raining heavily.
Buddy, If you can see me, I am going to beat you, heavily
Ah.. okay
Leave these and report on the minimum and maximum rainfalls, you stooge!
Sure, animations onto the screen please!
Ha...
If you can see here, it rained 13 cm
If you can see here, it rained 8 cm
Let’s go down further to the middle...
Enough of rains today, please leave
Hmm.. Thank you
Uff..
So, forgot to say this!
Why does it rain in rainy season?
They are a boon to parents
They are a pain in ash to children
But they act insane
They are none other than
Free-Chaitanya Parayana Educational Institutions
So, their principal has come onto us to share the black magic behind the illegal ranks
Over to RGV
ONE...ONE...TWO..TWO...THREE...FOUR...
How do you get these ranks sir?
By buying the ranks
What?
Err.. I mean, by trying for the ranks!
Okay, what time you usually wake up the kids for studying?
We do not let them sleep in the first place!
Sir, if you pressure the students this way, they will lose mental balance!
Let them loose! But they won’t lose marks, right?
These days, many students are committing suicides. Aren’t parents questioning you anything?
LOL! Just few days ago a girl jumped off the building…
Their parents mourned for three days and the fourth day they joined the victim’s sister
Why do you worry, while the parents have no pain?
Uff..
Anyways, What is your future goal?
Pre-born Education
Pre-born Education? What does that mean?
Simple, shortly we will start educating babies even before they were born...
Die you bastard...I will kill all the Principals...
I would kick them off to moon and burry them on mars.. I will Kill them all!
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Ask them to Subscribe, Shakespeare...
(Cunning Laugh)  World is a stage… they don’t need a page… Because, It’s a Savage!
Dear RGV!!
I will kill.. I will kill all the Principals!
