It's hard to believe
Howard's having a kid.
Yeah.
Penny, you're the one who
introduced him to Bernie.
How many times do I have
to say I'm sorry?
It's not just Howard
and Bernadette.
I mean,
look how far
we've all come.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You two got married.
Sheldon and I
are living together.
But if my mom asks,
we have bunk beds.
Penny was a struggling
actress when we met,
and now she's a successful
pharmaceutical rep.
Okay, you don't have to say
“struggling” every time.
You can just say “actress.”
Howard went to space.
Bernadette got
her doctorate.
Sheldon, Howard and I are
working with the government
on our quantum gyroscope.
We've all come a long way.
There's a lot
to be proud of.
For God's sake, just drive in
the knife, why don't you!
What's your problem?
Well, you're all thinking
that I'm the only one who
hasn't done anything worthwhile.
I was not thinking it.
Although, now that
you point it out, it is undeniable.
Raj, if it's
any consolation,
I'm no better off than
I was ten years ago.
Oh, yay!
I have a doctorate
in astrophysics
and I'm every bit as awesome
as the pasty-faced owner
of a comic book store!
Raj!
Show some compassion.
Those are things that
we think but don't say.
Excuse me.
Sorry, Stuart.
Hey, I'm in a hospital
and I'm not the patient.
I'm fine.
