- 'Sup, my nerds.
Guess what?
I finished your reports.
- Your timing is excellent,
Granny,
because Lucia has reached
level five.
- And I would like
to resurrect Grandolph.
- Oh, yes, and thank you.
[both laugh]
- This spell will consume
a diamond
worth 500 gold pieces.
- I have such a diamond,
Dungeon Master.
[angelic choir sings]
- I submit this diamond
for Grandolph's life.
- Grandolph's soul...
♪ ♪
Can you hear me?
- [high-pitched voice]
Yes...I...can...
- Are you willing
to rejoin your body?
- [high-pitched voice]
Yes, Dungeon Master...
- Grandolph's wounds close.
He lives!
- [gasps] Yeah!
- Oh, baby!
- Do a dance of joy.
[chuckling]
- Come again?
- Entertain me with a dance.
- Just get it over with.
- [laughs] Yes, yes.
Ellen hands, please,
Ellen hands.
More Ellen.
Yes, Granny.
Push the fruit.
Ah, yes, yes.
Push that fruit away.
Bountiful harvest.
There's too much fruit.
Push it away.
- That's really weird, man.
- Push the fruit!
[cackles]
- Dear God.
Mercy.
- Playing
Doorbells & Dingleberries?
- Oh! [stammering]
No, it's, uh--
it's Dungeons & Dragons,
sir.
- Did you bet on it?
- Oh, no.
Still no gambling here.
- God damn it!
I said gamble!
That's what firefighters do!
We gamble!
And if you're not gambling,
then you're not playing!
- Hey, what's going on in here?
- I have never seen
a softer group
in my life!
This is on you two.
The captain and the chief
of the pussies.
