-Hey, there! I'm Finn Reynolds
Not Raynal-Beads.
I don't know how many time
I have to throw a fit
about that.
I confronted so many people,
and everyone
just points a finger
at someone else!
But someone is responsible
That doesn't just happen!
Hey, guys!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Here me now, children.
-You know I know Krav Maga
right?
-Man, Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
[ Chuckles ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Gagging ]
-Tim? Tim?!
-Oh, no.
He's choking on food.
-[ Gasps ]
-How was your summer?
-Oh, you know,
it was good, yeah.
I worked a little.
I traveled a little.
-Oh, my God.
Is this really happening?
Is she really describing
her whole summer.
Of course she worked a littl
and traveled a little.
That's what every
friggin' idiot does.
Oh, no. She paused.
Quick, laugh and smile a little.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
Oh, I'm a big fat cat,
and I can't fit through
the cat door, derp!
See this "biscooti" cookie
This is you.
You need 50cc of boners, stat.
One man came close to
breaking me, H.R. Pickens.
He did not succeed...
for I crushed him
into the ground!
-Who is H.R. Pickens?
-Exactly!
I asked this weird albino dude
to bite him and run away.
And a week later,
I start sprinkling
a small amount of molly
into his dinner every night.
So, at night, he feels amazing
but during the day,
he feels a little bummed out
because the molly
was wearing off.
So, he started
craving the night,
because that's when
he got the molly.
The nighttime became
his magical time.
He was convinced
that he was a vampire.
He bit our dad.
-Are you awake?
-Yeah.
-Do you think Mommy and Dadd
are thinking about us?
-I know they are.
-Aaaaah!
-[ Laughs ]
We won frickin' Golden Globes!
-This is the best thing
that ever happened to us!
Aaaaaah!
-And get this --
it cost just $1.99.
-$1.99? You better take
that back, you pervert.
-Whoa!
Sir, there is no need for that
-You fed my wife
this garbage, huh?
This burger juice?
How dare you?
The day after our wedding.
-You came here the day
after your wedding.
-I think you're cool.
So, thanks for squeezing me in
-I love to squeeze things in
-[ Chuckles ] I know.
You're jam-packed today.
-About to be.
-Yeah.
Well, it must be hard.
-It has to be hard.
-Okay.
Well, I'll get out of your hair.
-I don't have any hair.
-Okay. Thanks.
♪♪♪♪
-Guys!
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
As host of the show,
I think I have to ask you
to not do this.
Jesus!
-You don't belong here.
