
Vietnamese: 
Hãy subscribe cho PEWDIEPIE! (Mị sẽ tìm các thím nếu các thím không làm điều này)
Hôm nay chúng ta sẽ làm một cái gì đó hơi khác một chút (tàu tên lửa?)
Hôm nay chúng ta sẽ chơi
không phải một trò chơi
mà là ba trò chơi
Nếu điều đó không chứng minh rằng mị là một game thủ,
Mị không biết những gì làm.
Ba trò chơi
Bằng V.R
Hãy sợ hãi đi!
Vì vậy, trò chơi đầu tiên, là Sonic Simulator.
OK ahh...mị phải làm gì?
Nhập chiều cao thực tế của bạn, được thôi
Okay vậy năm trăm ba mét chín mét (?)
Okay, mị là 1.8 và mị sẽ không quan tâm các thím nói gì
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMG
Ohhhh...Mị là Sonic
Đây là giấc mơ
Wow

Polish: 
Dzień dobry. ZAPISZ SIĘ DO PEWDIEPIE! znajdę cię, jeśli tego nie zrobisz
Dzisiaj robimy coś nieco innego. (okręt rakietowy?)
Dzisiaj gramy,
nie jedna gra,
ale trzy gry! (wow, wygrywasz oscar)
Jeśli to nie dowodzi, że jestem graczem,
Nie wiem co.
Trzy gry (oprócz Felixa słyszeliśmy cię po raz pierwszy).
W VR kochanie!
Chodźmy!
Pierwsza gra to Sonic Simulator.
ok ah ....

Spanish: 
Hola. SUSCRÍBETE A PEWDIEPIE! te encontraré si no hago esto
Hoy estamos haciendo algo un poco diferente. (¿cohete espacial?)
Hoy estamos jugando,
no es un juego,
¡Pero tres juegos! (wow ganas un oscar)
Si eso no prueba que soy un jugador,
No se que hace
Tres juegos (alrght Felix te escuchamos la primera vez).
En VR baby!
¡Vamos, vamos!
Así que el primer juego, es el simulador de Sonic.
esta bien ah ....

French: 
Bonjour. ABONNEZ-VOUS À PEWDIEPIE! je te trouverai sinon fais ça
Aujourd'hui, nous faisons quelque chose d'un peu différent. (fusée?)
Aujourd'hui nous jouons,
pas un jeu,
mais trois jeux! (wow vous gagnez un oscar)
Si cela ne prouve pas que je suis un joueur,
Je ne sais pas ce qui fait.
Trois jeux (bien Félix nous vous avons entendu la première fois).
En VR bébé!
Allons paniquer!
Le premier jeu est donc le simulateur Sonic.
ok ah ....

Hindi: 
नमस्ते। PEWDIEPIE को SUBSCRIBE करें! यदि आप ऐसा नहीं करते हैं, तो मुझे यू
आज, हम कुछ अलग कर रहे हैं। (रॉकेट जहाज?)
आज हम खेल रहे हैं,
एक खेल नहीं,
लेकिन तीन खेल! (वाह आप एक ऑस्कर जीतते हैं)
अगर यह साबित नहीं होता कि मैं एक गेमर हूं,
मुझे नहीं पता कि क्या करता है।
तीन खेल (अलविदा फेलिक्स हमने आपको पहली बार सुना)।
वीआर बेबी में!
चलो गुस्सा हो जाओ!
तो पहला गेम, सोनिक सिम्युलेटर है।
ठीक है आह…।

Arabic: 
اليوم سنقوم بشيء مختلف قليلاً
اليوم سوف نلعب
ليس لعبة واحدة
بل ثلاثة ألعاب
اذا هذا لا يثبت أنني جيمر
فأنا لا أعرف ماذا سيفعل
ثلاثة ألعاب
في جهاز الواقع الأفتراضي يا حبيبي
فل ننطلق
اذا ,اللعبة الاولى هي لعبة محاكاة لسونيك
حسناً
ااااااااا ,ما الذي يجب علي فعله 
أكتب طولك الحقيقي
حسناً ,إذاً
خمسمئة ..... ثلاثة أمتار
تسعة أمتار
حسناً ,طولي هو 1,80 متر ,أنا لا أهتم لما يقوله الاخرون
((هو ليس كذلك))
ها نحن ذا
ها نحن ذا
يا إلهي!!
أنا سونيك يا عزيزي
إنه كالحلم
اسرع يا سونيك

Japanese: 
こんにちは。 PEWDIEPIEに加入する！そうでなければ、私はuを見つけるでしょう
今日、私たちは少し違うことをしています。 （ロケット船？）
今日は遊んでいます、
1ゲームではない
しかし3つのゲーム！ （うわー、あなたはオスカーに勝ちます）
それでも私がゲーマーであることが証明されない場合は、
何ができるのかわかりません。
3つのゲーム（私たちが初めてあなたに聞いたFelixに近い）
VRベイビーに！
おかしくなりましょう！
だから最初のゲームは、Sonic Simulatorです。
大丈夫ああ....

Portuguese: 
Olá. SUBSCREVA-SE AO PEWDIEPIE! Eu vou encontrar u se não fizer isso
Hoje, estamos fazendo algo um pouco diferente. (foguete?)
Hoje estamos jogando
não um jogo
mas três jogos! (wow você ganha um oscar)
Se isso não prova que eu sou um jogador,
Eu não sei o que faz.
Três jogos (já Felix ouvimos você pela primeira vez).
No bebê VR!
Vamos pirar ir!
Então o primeiro jogo é o Sonic Simulator.
ok ah ....

Russian: 
Выстрелы
Сегодня мы делаем что-то необычное.
Сегодня мы играем , не в одну, но в три игры
Если это не доказательство, что я Геймер, то я не знаю, что делать
Три игры, в VR детка)
Давайте чёрт возьми начнём.
Первая Игра это - "Sonic Simulator"
Окей, ааааааааааааа, что я должен  тут делать?
Введите ваш Актуальный рост???
Окей, тогда 5 или 3 метра, 9 метров
Я хочу  быть 1.8 ростом
Меня не волнует, что другие говорят.
Он нет.
Вот и оно. Вот и оно (2х)
Сделайте тише. Я предупредил .
Громкий Крик. А-а-а-а-а. OMG
Вау , я Соник Детка))))
Это Же Мечта.
*Взял кольцо* Вау.

Danish: 
Hej. TILMELD TIL PEWDIEPIE! Jeg vil finde dig, hvis ikke, gør det her
I dag gør vi noget lidt anderledes. (rumskib?)
I dag spiller vi,
ikke et spil,
men tre spil! (wow du vinder en oscar)
Hvis det ikke viser sig at jeg er en gamer,
Jeg ved ikke hvad der gør.
Tre spil (Alrght Felix vi hørte dig første gang).
I VR baby!
Lad os freaking gå!
Så det første spil er Sonic Simulator.
okay ah ....

Korean: 
여보세요. PEWDIEPIE에 가입하십시오! 나는 이것을하지 않으면 u를 발견 할 것이다.
오늘날 우리는 조금 다른 것을하고 있습니다. (로켓 우주선?)
오늘 우리는 놀고 있습니다.
하나의 게임이 아니라,
하지만 3 경기! (와우, 오스카상 수상)
그것이 내가 게이임을 증명하지 못한다면,
나는 무엇을하는지 모른다.
3 게임 (우리가 처음 당신이 들었던 펠릭스).
VR 베이비!
괴물 간다!
그래서 첫 번째 게임은 Sonic Simulator입니다.
오케이 ....

Dutch: 
Hallo. AANMELDEN BIJ PEWDIEPIE! ik zal je vinden als ik dit niet doe
Vandaag doen we iets anders. (ruimteschip?)
Vandaag spelen we,
niet één spel,
maar drie spellen! (wauw je wint een oscar)
Als dat niet bewijst dat ik een gamer ben,
Ik weet niet wat.
Drie spellen (al Felix Felix hebben we de eerste keer gehoord).
In VR baby!
Laten we gek worden!
Dus de eerste game is de Sonic Simulator.
oke ah ....

English: 
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Today, we are doing something a little different
Today we are playing...
Not one game,
But three games!
If that doesn't prove that I'm a gamer,
I don't know what does.
Three games...
In V.R. baby!
Let's frickin' go!
So the first game, is a Sonic Simulator.
Ok uhhhh... what do I need to do?
"Type your actual height"
Ok, so...
Five hund- 3 metres
Nine metres
Okay I'm 1.8, I don't care what anyone says
[The jazziest of music]
Here we go. Here we go.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOOOOO MY GODDD
WOOOOOO I'M SONIC BABY
This is a dream (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
*music keeps playing*
WOAHHH!!!
F A S T E R   R U N N I N G

Chinese: 
(不要用可悲的google translate 傷害我的眼睛 , 混帳東西)
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Today, we are doing something a little different. (rocket ship?)
Today we are playing...
Not one game,
But three games! (wow you win an oscar)
If that doesn't prove that I'm a gamer,
I don't know what does.
Three games...
In V.R. baby!
Let's frickin' go!
So the first game, is a Sonic Simulator.
Ok uhhhh... what do I need to do?
"Type your actual height"
Ok, so...
Five hund- 3 metres
Nine metres.
Ok I'm 1.8, I don't care what anyone says
[The jazziest of music]
Here we go. Here we go.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOOOOO MY GODDD
WOOOOOO I'M SONIC BABY
This is a dream (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
*music keeps playing*
WOAHHH!!!
F A S T E R   R U N N I N G

English: 
FASTERRRRRRR
Ok we gotta jump now
HUP
*more lit music*
JUMP GOD-
*lit music ends* Ok,
I think it comes to a moment when you realise
I'm gonna throw up if I play any more...
SO LET'S PLAY MORE
SPIN!!!
I'm not playing this... no way... NO... WAY...
I am NOT playing this game
This is a barfing simulator (-﹏-。)
Oh god I'm getting old [old sigh]
*lit music makes brief appearence*
Ok, I've played this game before
But I rEAllY, ReAlLy, rEaLlY, ReaLLy wanna play it again
It's called Drunken Bar Fight Simulator
And I am ready to make -ah- action with the -eh- -eh people
Ah ok "please stand up straight and pull trigger"
Oh you're gonna get the taste of the Swedish Meatballs™
Ohh a game where you walk normally

Vietnamese: 
chào ngài
được rồi chúng ta phải nhảy lên
nhảy lên
Được rồi, mị nghĩ đến một lúc các thím nhận ra,
mị sẽ ném lên nếu mị chơi nữa
vậy hãy chơi nhiều hơn nữa
Các thím, mị không chơi trò này, không đời nào, mị KHÔNG chơi trò chơi này, đây là trò giả lập barfing
OMG mị đang già đi
Được rồi, mị đã chơi trò này trước đây
nhưng mị thực sự thực sự thực sự thực sự muốn chơi lại
nó được gọi là Drunken Bar Fight Simulator ( trò chơi giả lập say rượu đánh nhau)
và mị đã sẵn sàng để hành động với mọi người
Ah okay, xin vui lòng bước thẳng lên và kéo cò
oh bạn sẽ có được hương vị của thịt viên Thụy Điển

Chinese: 
FASTERRRRRRR
Ok we gotta jump now
HUP
*more lit music*
JUMP GOD-
*lit music ends* Ok,
I think it comes to a moment when you realise
I'm gonna throw up if I play any more...
*lit music has reentered the chat* SO LET'S PLAY MORE :D
SPIN!!!
*lit music leaves the chat again* I'm not playing this... no way... NO... WAY...
I am NOT playing this game
This is a barfing simulator (-﹏-。)
Oh god I'm getting old [old sigh]
*lit music makes brief appearence*
Ok, I've played this game before
But I rEAllY, ReAlLy, rEaLlY, ReaLLy wanna play it again (do you really Felix?)
It's called drunken bar fight simulator
And I am ready to make -ah- action with the -eh- -eh people
Ah ok "please stand up straight and pull trigger"
Oh you're gonna get the taste of the Swedish Meatballs™
Ohh a game where you walk normally

Russian: 
Быстрее Соник ....
Окей-Окей, мы щас прыгнем. ХА!
Прыгай, блин.
Окей
Играем
 

Arabic: 
اسرع!!
حسناً ,يجب أن نقفز الان
اقفز عليك اللع..
حسناً
أعتقد أنها تصل للحظة حيث تدرك
سوف اتقيء اذا لعبت أكثر من ذلك
لذا فلنلعب أكثر من ذلك
التف
انا لن العب هذا ,مستحيل
مستحيل ,أنا لن ألعب هذه اللعبة
انها محاكاة عواء
يا إلهي ,إني أصبح عجوزاً
اللعبة التالية
حسناً ,لقد لعبت هذه اللعبة من قبل
اااا ,ولكنني فعلاً فعلاً فعلاً فعلاً فعلاً أريد أن ألعبها مجدداً
إن اسمها هو محاكاة سكران في قتال البار
وأنا مستعد للقيام ببعض الاكسن مع الناس
اه ,حسناً
رجاءً قفبشكل مستقيم واسحب الزناد
اوه ,انكم ستقومون بتذوق طعم كرات اللحم السويدية
اووه , لعبة حيث يمكنك السير بشكل طبيعي

Arabic: 
أرجو المعذرة
ماذا
أووه , أنت جميل
أووه ,لم أقصد أن ألكمك
أووه ,أرجوك ,أرجوك
لا تؤذني ,ااه
ما الذي ,ما هذا بحق الجحيم
انهض
انهض
أوه أجل ,يجب ترفع نفسك بنفسك
قف يا رجل
أنت , لقد قمت بصناعة عدو خطير
أرجوك , أرجوك لا تؤذني X2
أوه ,تباً , لدي القوة
أجل
أنك تتمتى لو لأنك لم تقاتلني
والأن لنحصل على هاتان
الركبتان اللعينتان

Vietnamese: 
xin lỗi?
ah, làm ơn
làm ơn, đừng làm tổn thương tôi
*tiếng kêu đáng thương*
Oắt đờ? Oắt đờ... *cười*
đứng dậy
đứng dậy
oh yeah bạn phải tự kéo mình lên
tự kéo mình lên
làm ơn, đừng làm tổn thương tôi
không, làm ơn
làm ơn, đừng làm tổn thương tôi
pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp pụp
Oh damn, mị có sức mạnh
pụp pụp pụp pụp
Yeah, mày nên biết mày không bao giờ đánh được tao

Chinese: 
Character: I can't stand it that my wife complains that she always sees me as a woman.
Excuse me.... What??【・_・?】
Ohh you're a beauty- OH! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUNCH YOU D:
OH PLEASE! Charactor: you wanna shot? Felix: PLEASEEE! Charactor: Here's a shot!
Don't hurt me! Aarghjlk!!
*rip felix*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the- what the hell *count down begins in background - 10, 9*
GET UP *8*
GET *7*
UP *6*
*5, 4*
Oh yeah *3* you gotta pull yourself up *2*
Pull yourself up man *count down stops, cue dramatic music*
Youuu made a dangerous enemy
Hey, please...
PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEE
STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEEEE
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
OHH DAMN I GOT THE POWER!
BOOM X4 YEAH!
You wish you would never fight ME
UHHHHH now let's get those goddamn knees
Ah god damnit [rabid dog sounds]

English: 
Character: I can't stand it that my wife complains that she always sees me as a woman.
Excuse me.... What??【・_・?】
Ohh you're a beauty-
OH! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUNCH YOU!
OH PLEASE!
Charactor: You want a shot? Here's a shot!!
Felix: PLEASEEE!
Don't hurt me! Aarghjlk!!
*rip felix*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the- what the hell *count down begins in background - 10, 9*
GET UP *8*
GET *7*
UP *6*
*5, 4*
Oh yeah *3* you gotta pull yourself up *2*
Pull yourself up man *count down stops, cue dramatic music*
Youuu made a dangerous enemy
Hey, please...
PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEE
STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEEEE
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
OHH DAMN I GOT THE POWER!
BOOM (x4) YEAH!
You wish you would never fight ME
UHHHHH now let's get those goddamn knees
Ah god damnit [rabid dog sounds]

Vietnamese: 
Ahhhhhhh
đừng ra ngoài
Ôi chúa ơi ewwwww
Ahhh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
ư ư ư ư ư
Mày đang đi đâu đó? Huh
Mày đang đi đâu đó? Quay lại đây
Quay lại đây
chuyện gì xảy ra vậy?
Ngửi cái này đi

English: 
Don't get up. Don't get up, you will regret this
Don't get up you son of a gun
You ever got a brofist here???
Oh you're s- OH GOD EW EW EW EW EW EW
Slap your knees... slap your knees. *moanS, grunts*
YEAH!! YEAH! YEah yeah. uh uh uh!
Where are you going?? huh? where are you going? come back here :(
Come back here
Stop right there, criminal scum
What happened??
Character: Welcome to my bar. It's the worst in the city
Oh yeah you can get drunk in this game
Character: I'm a motivational speaker against alcoholism
Felix: Smell this. Character: So I teach by making an example so I get the point across.
SMELL THIS.

Arabic: 
لا تنهض , لاتنهض أو أنك ستندم
أيها اللعين
هل لدينا قبضة أخوة هنا
أوه ,أنت يا أبن , يا إلهي
ياع ياع ياع ياع
اصفع ركبتيك ,اصفع ركبتيك
أجل X4
إلى أين أنت ذاهب ,ها , إلى اين أنت ذاهب ,عد إلى هنا
عد إلى هنا
توقف عندك يا حثالة المجرمين
ما الذي حدث
أوه أجل ,يمكنك أن تصبح سكراناً في هذه اللعبة
إشتم هذا ,إشتم هذا
هل يعجبك هذا

Chinese: 
Don't get up. Don't get up, you will regret this
Don't get up you son of a gun
(omg I'm captioning assault)
Ya ever got a brofist here??? (probably)
Oh you're s- OH GOD EW EW EW EW EW EW
Slap your knees... slap your knees. (moaning, grunts)
YEAH!! YEAH! YEah yeah. uh uh uh!
Where are you going?? huh? where are you going? come back here :(
Come back here
Stop right there criminal scum
What happened??
Character: Welcome to my bar. Its the worst in the city.
Oh yeah you can get drunk in this game
Character: I'm a motivational speaker against alcoholism
Felix: Smell this. Charactor: so i teach by making an example so i get the point across.
SMELL THIS.

English: 
Ya like that? ;)
Ya like this? ;)))
Now kiss it ( ˘ ³˘)♥
AWW ye ye ye you like that
Awww look at this... awww wuuuu
AHH AHH see just tell me if I should stop
Character: Live life like Marky Mark, I always say
*yeet*
Ohhh! Limbo! You wanna limbo?
*nearly breaks neck*
You wanna limbo?
*BOING*
P-haha what is this?
Charactor: You can't judge me for being a drunk...
*BOING*
... when it's part of my job
How's your hairline going there, buddy?
*drinking sound*
*punch*
Character 1: AHHH, this is- (inaudible)
Character 2: OWWW, you can't hit me there!
Character 2: How C R U E L
Guys, please D:
(overlapping speech)
Please...
*Super Saiyan Pewds*

Vietnamese: 
Mày có thích không? ( làm gì vậy pewd?)
Oh yeah yeah yeah mày thích điều đó
Oh bitch
oh oh oh
Có thể cho tôi biết nếu tôi nên dừng lại
( Làm gì vậy Pewd? )
Oh
Limbo
Mày có muốn limbo?
*cười rụng trứng* Cái gì vậy?
* ngây thơ lùi lại*
ahhhhh

Chinese: 
Ya like that? ;)
Ya like this? ;)))
Now kiss it ( ˘ ³˘)♥
AWW ye ye ye you like that
._.
AHH AHH see just tell me if I should stop
(Pewds continues to assault the video game characters)
Character: Live life like Marky Mark, I always say.
*yeet*
Ohhh limboooo! You wanna limbo?
*nearly breaks neck*
You wanna limbo?
*BOING*
P-haha what is this?
Charactor: you can't judge me for being a drunk...
*BOING*
... when it's part of my job
How's your hairline going there buddy? (oof)
*drinking sound*
*punch*
Character 1: AHHH, this is- (inaudible)
Character 2: OWWW, you can't hit me there!
Character 2: How C R U E L
Guys, please D:
(overlapping speech)
Please...
*Super Saiyan Pewds*

Arabic: 
هل يعجبك هذا
اوه , أجل أجل أجل ,إن هذا يعجبك
أوه انظر إلى هذا
قل ,فقط أخبرني اذا اردت ان اتوقف
الليمبو
هل تريد أن ترقص الليمبو
هل تريد أن ترقص الليمبو
ما هذا
كيف حال خط شعرك يا صديقي
يا رجال , أرجوكم ,أرجوكم ,أرجوكم

English: 
*continuous knee attacks and shouts of agony*
Random Guy: wAt dID YOUU dRiNk? T E Q U I L L A?
This is how we fight in Sweden!
(shouts of agony)
UNDEFEATABLE
*more shouts of agony*
YEAHHHHHH
WA- *ded*
NOO!
Get up
Get up, goddammit
Not like this...
Not like this!
I'm back
I'm back!
Character: YOU GOT TO FIGHT ME!
*oof*
Goddammit, he got me from behind
*count down starts: 10, 9*
Get up *8*
GeT uP gEdDaMmEt *7, 6*
Get UUPPPPP *5, 4*
UP! *3*
I'm up! *2*
I'M UP! *1!*
I'M UP!!!
Fu-
*in-game cheering*
Not fair
Woah!
The physics are so crazy!
Character: I hate my ex-wife;
Always telling me I drank at parties-
P: Hey buddy, you wanna hang?

Vietnamese: 
Undefeatable (Bất khả chiến bại)
Yeah
Không!! Đứng dậy, đứng dậy
Không như thế này!
Không như thế này! Tao đã quay trở lại
Tao đã quay trở lại!
Chết tiệt
Anh ta đánh mị từ phía sau
Đứng dậy
Đứng dậy đồ chết tiệt
Đứng dậy!
Đứng lên, đứng lên
Đứng lên!!
Không có ở đây
Wow, vật lý thật điên rồ

Chinese: 
*continuous knee attacks and shouts of agony)
Random Guy: wAt dID YOUU dRiNk? T E Q U I L L A?
This is how we fight in Sweden...
(shouts of agony)
UNDEFEATABLE
*more shouts of agony*
YEAHHHHHH
WA- *ded*
NOO!
Get up
Get up, goddammit,
Not like this...
Not like this!
I'm back
I'm back!
Character: YOU GOT TO FIGHT ME!
*oof*
Goddammit, he got me from behind
*count down starts: 10, 9*
Get up *8*
GeT uP gEdDaMmEt *7, 6*
Get UUPPPPP *5, 4*
UP! *3*
I'm up! *2*
I'M UP! *1!*
I'M UP!!!
Fu-
*ingame cheering*
Not fair
(plays with stool)
Woah!
The physics are so crazy!
Character: I hate my ex-wife;
Always telling me I drank at parties-
P: Hey buddy, you wanna hang?

Arabic: 
هكذا نحن نقاتل في السويد
غير قابل للهزيمة
أجل
لا
أنهض
أنهض عليك اللعنة
ليس هكذا ,ليس هكذا
لقد عدت ,لقد عدت
اللعنة ,لقد أصابني من الخلف
أنهض
أنهض عليك اللعنة
أنهض
لقد نهضت ,لقد نهضت , لقد نهضت ,لقد نهضت
تباً
ليس عدلاً
أوه , إن قوانين الفيزياء مجنونة في هذه اللعبة
مرحباً يا صديقي ,هل تريد قبعة؟

Vietnamese: 
Ở đó đi! Bây giờ chế đã có mái tóc mới
Không cần khách sáo!
đó là một cái chùy quái dị?
Có một số chùy
Thặc thú dzị
chế muốn có một mũi
*quăng lung tung*
Chết tiệt
quay lại đây
làm ơn quay lại với tôi
đừng đi
tao yêu mày
okay, hãy nhẹ nhàng
Oho, Jesus
OMG
xin lỗi các thím

Arabic: 
أحب كيف أن هذا لا يزعجه على الإطلاق
ها انت ذا ,الان قد أصبح لك شعر ,لا شكر على واجب
هل هذا صولجان
هناك صولجان
هذا مذهل
هل تريد بعض البقشيش
انت سوف تندم على جعلي غاضب جداً
اللعنة
عد إلى هنا ,لقد أخفقت
عد أيها الصولجان أرجوك ,لا تذهب ,أنا أحبك
حسناً
فلنكن رقيقين
يا إلهي
أسف يا رفاق
لا أحد يعلم ...........

Chinese: 
*boof*
I like how tha- that doesn't bother him at all
EH HA
Here you go, now you have hair; you're welcome!
*chime*
IS THAT A FRICKIN' MACE?
THERE'S A MACE?!
That's AMAZING! (pun intended)
You want some tips? (WE GOT EM!)
*wicked skills*
Or you'll regret...
...making me very angry
*breaks mace* *cue dramatic sad music*
DAMMIT!
Come back here!
I messed up!
Come back mace, pleaseeee!
Don't goooo!
I love youuuu! *dramatic sad music stops*
Ok, let's be gentle...
*o shit*
OHO- JESUS!
OH MY GOD
Sorry guys!
(we've witnessed murder)
._.
NO ONE LEAVES COMPLETELY (inaudible)
(ingame rioting)

English: 
*boof*
I like how tha- that doesn't bother him at all
EH HA
Here you go, now you have hair; you're welcome!
*chime*
IS THAT A FRICKIN' MACE?
THERE'S A MACE?!
That's aMAZing!
You want some tips? (WE GOT EM!)
*swishing sounds*
Or you'll regret...
...making me very angry
*breaks mace* *cue dramatic sad music*
DAMMIT!
Come back here!
I messed up!
Come back mace, pleaseeee!
Don't goooo!
I love youuuu! *dramatic sad music stops*
Ok, let's be gentle...
*o shit*
OH JESUS!
OH MY GOD
Sorry guys!
NO ONE LEAVES COMPLETELY
(in-game rioting)

English: 
Stop it
Stop it!
(in-game rioting)
 
Please come help us!
come near me and no one gets hurt
NO my shield!
*finally the noise stops*
DAMMIT!
I was so close!
Woah!
Well I went out like hero style
Damn, I'm really good
Alright, let's go for the nipple
*boof*
OHHHHHHHHHH
Pewds: HUH
Character: AHHH
Pewds: AH- *laughs*
Pewds: HUH
OHHHH MY GOD!
I'M SORRY! (x2)
UGH! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!
UGH- nooooo
*laughs*
Ohoho god, look at him
*sad music*

Vietnamese: 
( Dễ thương vl)
Chết tiệt! Đã rất gần
wow
mị thực sự rất tốt
Ohhhhh
Hự
OMG
Tôi xin lỗi, tôi xin lỗi
Ahh, làm ơn, tôi xin lỗi
Á, không *cười dâm*

Arabic: 
توقف ,توقف
اللعنة
لقد كنت قريباً جداً
على الأقل ,لقد سقطت كبطل
تباً , أنا فعلاً جيد
حسناً ,دعنا نصوب على الحلمة
يا إلهي ,أنا اسف ,أنا اسف
رجاءً أنا أسف ,كلا
يا إلهي ,أنظر إليه

Chinese: 
Stop it
Stop it!
(ingame rioting)
P: (inaudible)
Please come help us!
come near me and no one gets hurt (???)
NO my shield (??)
*finally the noise stops :D*
DAMMIT!
I was so close!
Woah!
Well I went out like hero style
Character: I bought this top with- (inaudible)
Damn, I'm really good
Alright, let's go for the nipple
*boof*
OHHHHHHHHHH
Pewds: HUH
Character: AHHH
Pewds: AH- (laughs)
Pewds: HUH
OHHHH MY GOD!
I'M SORRY! (x2)
UGH! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!
UGH- nooooo
(laughs)
Ohoho god, look at him
(oh nooooo D:)

Arabic: 
((اليوم التالي))
لقد شعرت بالمرض لساعاتٍ بالأمس
أنا لا أعرف لماذا أستطيع اللعب
في بعض الأحيان ألعب بدون أي مشكال وفي بعض الأحيان
ألعب قليلاً ومن ثم أشعر بأني أريد أن أموت
ولكن لنرجوا أن لا يحدث هذا مجدداً
حسناً ,فلنذهب إلى الأعلى ,لنذهب إلى السطح يا رفاق
أنا لم أكن أعرف أنه يمكنك القيام بهذا ,أنا لا أعرف اذا هذا كان شيءً جديداً ولكن
لدينا العديد من الأشياء الجديدة ,مرحباً
حسناً فيلكس ,فقط تصرف بشكل طبيعي وسوف تنسجم تماماً
يا إلهي ,هذه هي طريقة عمل المافية
تباً
هذه هي طريقة عمل المافية
اللعنة
حسناً ,حسناً ,حنساً ,ها نحن ذا
أرجو المعذرة يا سيدي
أبقى بعيداً ,أبقى بعيداً

Chinese: 
I felt sick for hours yesterday
I dunno why I can't play-
Sometimes I play, like no problem,
And then, sometimes...
I play a little bit and I just wanna die...
But hopefully, that won't happen again
*ding*
Ok, let's go up here
Yeah, let's go to the roof, guys!
So, I didn't know you could do this,
I dunno if it's a new thing, but,
We have a whole new roos-
Hello!
Ok, Felix,
Just act cool,
And you'll blend right in.
Oh My GODDDDDD
That's how Mafia WORKS!!!
(laughs) dammit
THAT'S how MAFIA WORKS!
DAMMIT!
Ok, ok, ok (chuckles)
Here we go
excuse me sir
Ingame: OHHHHHH
P: Hey...
Stay- stay away

English: 
I felt sick for hours yesterday
I dunno why I can't play-
Sometimes I play, like no problem,
And then, sometimes...
I play a little bit and I just wanna die...
But hopefully, that won't happen again
*ding*
Ok, let's go up here
Yeah, let's go to the roof, guys!
So, I didn't know you could do this,
I dunno if it's a new thing, but,
We have a whole new roos-
Hello!
Ok, Felix
Just act cool
and you'll blend right in
OH MY GODDDDDD
That's how Mafia WORKS!!!
*laughs* dammit!
THAT'S how mafia works!
DAMMIT!
Ok, ok, ok (chuckles)
Here we go
Excuse me, sir
Character: OHHHHHH
P: Hey...
Stay- stay away

Vietnamese: 
Mị cảm thấy ốm trong nhiều giờ hôm qua
Mị không biết tại sao mị có thể chơi đôi khi mị chơi như không có vấn đề gì
và đôi khi mị chơi một chút
và mị chỉ muốn chết
nhưng hy vọng điều đó sẽ không xảy ra lần nữa
được rồi, chúng ta hãy đi lên đây
yeah, chúng ta hãy đi lên mái nhà
Vì vậy, mị không biết các thím có thể làm điều này mị không biết nếu đó là một điều mới
nhưng
chúng ta có một cây để chim đậu hoàn toàn mới
xin chào
được rồi, Felix
cứ bình tĩnh và bạn sẽ hòa hợp ngay này
OMG
Chết tiệt
được rồi, chúng ta có thể

English: 
Character: I'M GOING TO THROW
 YOUR ASS OFF THIS ROOF
THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKKKS!!!
*ded*
WOAH!
*random sounds*
Woah!
No! *chuckles*
(pewds is dying)
NOOOO! NOO
Look at his face!
Hey, what are you doing?!
THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKS-
BIIITCH —
OHH-
*explosion*
OHH!
*laughs*
Stay away (x3)
STAY AWAYYY!
STAY AWAYYY!
Goddamn, they're CRAZY-
I'm trying to light a firework
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!
AHHH
Gotta light another one
Shame on you!

Arabic: 
هذه هي طريقة عمل المافيا
كلا ,كلا
انظر إلى وجهه
هاي ,ما الذي تفعله
هذه هي طريقة عمل المافية ,أيها ساقط
أبقى بعيداً ,أبقى بعيداً ,أبقى بعيداً
أبقى بعيداً
أبقى بعيداً ,اللعنة ,إني أحاول أشعال الألعاب النارية
لا تجبرني على فعلها
سأشعل واحدة اخرى
عارٌ عليك

Chinese: 
THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKKKS!!!
*ded*
WOAH!
*random sounds*
Woah!
No! (chuckles)
(pewds is dying)
NOOOhoo! NOOhe
Look at his face!
Hey, what are you doing?!
THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKS-
BEEEEE--
OHH-
*explosion*
OHHH
(laughs)
Stay away (x3)
STAY AWAYYY!
STAY AWAYYY!
Goddamn, they're CRAZY-
I'm trying to light a firework
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!
AHHH
Gotta light another one
Shame on you!

Vietnamese: 
Không
*cười rụng trứng*
Khônggg
đây là sáp mafia
Ohhh
tránh ra
tránh ra tránh ra
tránh ra
họ thật 'nam tính'

Arabic: 
......
قل مرحباً لصديقي الصغير
لماذا الألعاب النارية رائعة
أبقى بعيداً يا سيد
يا إلهي
كلا ,ما الذي حصل
أرجو المعذرة أيها السيد
أعتقد أنه ,أوه

Vietnamese: 
ohhh
Khôngg! Chuyện gì đã xảy ra?

Chinese: 
*applause*
Pewds: (shouts)
OHHHHH...
*intense music*
*lights firework*
Say hello to my little friend- (Pulls out meatscepter)
WAHHHH!!!
(laughs like Mario)
Why are the fireworks the best?
Stay away, sir!
Oh God
WOOOOOHOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOO
OOOOHHHH (x4)
OHHHWOAWOWA
NOOOO! What the heck-
Excuse me, sir
I belie- oh

English: 
*applause*
Pewds: *shouts unintelligibly*
OHHHHH...
*intense music*
*lights firework*
Say hello to my little friend- (Pulls out meatscepter)
WAHHHH!!!
*laughs like Mario*
Why are the fireworks the best?
Stay away, sir!
Oh God
WOOOOOHOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOO
OOOOHHHH (x4)
OHHHWOAWOWA
NOOOO! What the heck-
Excuse me, sir
I belie- oh

Vietnamese: 
đừng cưới anh ta
bạn nên kết hôn với tôi
làm ơn
ohh
Chuyện gì đã xảy ra?
biến đi
biến đi
ahhh
mị không bao giờ đánh nhau với phụ nữ
oops, xin lỗi

English: 
Charater: I hAvE a GoOd dIvOrCe lAwYeR LiNeD uP iF aLl oF tHis fAllS through-
Pewds: Please listen to me Marzia-
Don't marry him...
You're supposed to marry ME!
Please!
*sad music*
Oh!
What is happening?
What is happening?!
*bell*
*rioting*
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
(screeches) STAY AWAYYYYY!
STAY AWAY! (x2)
UGH!
*explosion*
OHHHH
I'll do it again!
Character: Aaowwww!
Pewds: AHHH!
*punches guy*
I'll never fight a woman
Oh- Sorry
I'm so sorry
*breaks glass*

Arabic: 
أرجوكي استمعي إلي يا مارزيا ,لا تتزوجيه هو
من المفترض أن تتزوجيني أنا
أرجوكي ,أوه
ما الذي يحصل
ما الذي يحصل
((تريد القتال))
أبقى بعيداً ,أبقى بعيداً
سأفعلها مجدداً
أنا لن أقاتل امرأة أبداً
أوه ,أنا اسف ,أنا أسف جداً

Chinese: 
Charater: I hAvE a GoOd dIvOrCe lAwYeR LiNeD uP iF aLl oF tHis fAllS through-
Pewds: Please listen to me Marzia-
Don't marry him...
You're supposed to marry ME! (that's right)
Please!
*sad music has entered the chat*
Oh!...
What is happening?
What is happening?!
*bell*
*rioting*
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
(screeches) STAY AWAYYYYY!
STAY AWAY! (x2)
UGH!
*explosion*
OHHHH
I'll do it again!
Character: Aaowwww!
Pewds: AHHH!
*punches guy*
I'll never fight a woman
Oh- Sorry
I'm so sorry
*breaks glass*

English: 
Oh my god, there's stuff here, dude!
This changes everything!
*crab king battle cry*
Boop
JEEEEEESUS CHRIST!
*yeets people with fireworks*
Sorry!
Come here
Come here
I love you...
I love you so much...
Come here (x2)
Gimme a hug (x2)
Please hug me
I love you
I love you, man
I love you man, we're friends
Right?
*grunting T_T*
*YEEEEET*
*thanks Brad*
*deadly knee attack*
Here it is...
Yorur ass is mine, boi
*laughs evilly*
Bye!!!
You!
Dammit- if the helicopter comes...
…apparently it's over
'I HaVe a gOOd divOrCe layWer LinEd uP iF aLL OF tHiS-
YEEEET

Chinese: 
Oh my god, there's stuff here, dude!
This changes everything!
*crab king battle cry*
Boop
*I be flossinnnnnnnn-*
JEEEEEESUS CHRIST! (same here)
*yeets people with fireworks*
Sorry!
Come here
Come here
I love you...
I love you so much...
Come here (x2)
Gimme a hug (x2)
Please hug me
I love you
I love you, man
I love you man, we're friends
Right?
*grunting T_T*
*YEEEEET*
*thanks Brad*
*deadly knee attack*
Here it is...
You're ass is mine, boi
(laughs evilly)
*o ma god*
Bai!!!
You!-
Dammit- if the helicopter comes...
…apparently it's over
(omg she's back!!!)
'I HaVe a gOOd divOrCe layWer LinEd uP iF aLL OF tHiS-
YEEEE

Vietnamese: 
Hooooo
Pút
Jesus Christ
xin lỗi
tôi yêu bạn
tôi yêu bạn rất nhiều
đến đây cho tôi một cái ôm cho một cái ôm
Hãy đánh tôi! Tôi yêu bạn
Tôi yêu bạn man
Chúng ta là bạn, phải không?!
*rên*
nó đây rồi
ass của bạn là của cậu bé của tôi
bạn
*cười dâm tặc*
tạm biệt
Chết tiệt! Nếu máy bay trực thăng đến
Mọi thứ sẽ kết thúc
Yay

Arabic: 
يا إلهي ,هنالك أشياء هنا يا صاح
هذا يغير كل شيء
بحق عيسى المسيح
اسف
تعال إلى هنا , تعال إلى هنا
أنا أحبك , أنا أحبك كثيراً
تعال , تعال
عانقني ,عانقني
أرجوك عانقني
أنا أحبك ,أنا أحبك يا رجل
أنا أحبك يا رجل ,نحن أصدقاء ,أليس كذلك
((تم قصها))
ها هي ذا
مؤخرتك لي يا فتى
إلى اللقاء
أنت
تباً ,إذا أتت المروحية ,تنتهي على ما يبدو
((في هذه الأثناء))

Vietnamese: 
yeah tôi yêu bài hát này
*rên sung sướng*

Chinese: 
Aw, hell yeah!
I love this song!
(moans)
(moans) (im scared)
Ah...
Ugh..
*bottles clink*
*chugs like a boss*
*bottles clink again*
Another one!
*chugs once again*
*bottles clink*
Another one, please
*this is unsafe, don't try this at home*
*b o t t l e c l i n k*
What are ya looking at?
How dare you...
...talk back to an elderly man like this...
HUH??
How could you!
(rioting)
Ohh….
OHH....
Oh, little did you know...
I GO FOR KNEES! (CRAB KING!)
and NOTHING ELSE!
*Swedish battle cry*
I will die fighting for what I believe in!!!
AH!
I GO FOR EVERYONE'S FRICKIN' KNEES!-
No!
NOOOOOOOO!

English: 
Aw, hell yeah!
I love this song!
*moans*
*moans*
Ah...
Ugh..
*bottles clink*
*chugs like a boss* AWWWHHH
*bottles clink again*
Another one!
*chugs once again*
*bottles clink*
Another one, please
*screaming while drinking*
*b o t t l e  c l i n k*
What are you looking at?
How dare you...
...talk back to an elderly man like this
HUH?!
How could you!
*rioting*
Ohh….
OHH....
Oh, little did you know...
I GO FOR KNEES
and NOTHING ELSE!
*Swedish battle cry*
I will die fighting for what I believe in!!!
AH!
I GO FOR EVERYONE'S FRICKIN' KNEES!-
No!
NOOOOOOOO!

Arabic: 
أوه أجل ,أحب هذه الأغنية
واحدة اخرى
واحدة اخرى رجاءً
ما الذي تنظرين إليه
كيف تتجرئين
أن تجيب شخصاً عجوزاً بهذه الطريقة ,ها؟
كيف أمكنك ذلك
لكن أنتم لا تعرفون
أنني استهدف الركب
ولا شيء اخر
سوف أموت .......
أنا استهدف ركب الرجميع
كلا
كلا

Arabic: 
يا إلهي ,إني أشعر بالإثارة
يا إلهي ,إني أشعر أني جيد
ولكنني أيضاً
عجوز
عجوز جداً
أرجو المعذرة
إني بحاجة أن أذهب إلى المنزل وأتغوط على نفسي
أرجو المعذرة
أبقى في الأرض ,أبقى في الأرض
كيف أمكنك؟
((لا يوجد لعبة ثالثة))
حسناً
سوف أعود في المرة المقبلة
أقوى من أي وقت مضى
حطم زر الأعجاب ,اشترك
وأشتري م... ,أنا لا أعلم حتى
إلى اللقاء يا أصدقاء

Chinese: 
Damn, I feel sexy
Goddamn, I FEEL GOOD
But I'm also...
Old (aww D:)
So oldddd (you turn 30 this year D:)
Excuse meee
I just need to go home and shit myselfffff
Excuse meeeeee-
*videogame character has seizure; Felix enters super saiyan mode*
*smack*
AHHHHHH
Stay down!
Stayyy downnnn!
How could youuuuu-
(Felix lied to us.. T^T)
Alright...
I'll return next time,
Stronger than ever!
Smash Like, Subscribe,
And buy- mer- I don't even know... (buy the (90mil merch guys!)
Bye Guys!
WHAT?
Tuber Simulator is becoming relevant! (no way :O)
*lit 8-bit version of b*tch lasagna*
No!
No, don't leave!
No, please!
Sponsor Eagle, please do something!
*it's a me, SPONSOR EAGLE!*

Vietnamese: 
thứ lỗi cho tôi
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
ở lại đó
ở lại
làm thế nào bạn có thể...?
Được rồi mị sẽ trở lại lần sau
mạnh mẽ hơn bao giờ hết
các thím hãy đập vỡ nút THÍCH và đăng ký
và tạm biệt

English: 
Damn, I feel sexy
Goddamn, I FEEL GOOD
But I'm also...
Old...
So oldddd
Excuse meee
I just need to go home and shit myselfffff
Excuse meeeeee-
*character has seizure; Felix enters Super Saiyan mode*
*smack*
AHHHHHH
Stay down!
Stayyy downnnn!
How could youuuuu-
(Felix lied to us.. T^T)
Alright...
I'll return next time
stronger than ever!
Smash Like, subscribe,
And buy- mer- I don't even know...(it's the 90 mil merch)
Bye guys!
WHAT?
Tuber Simulator is becoming relevant!
*lit 8-bit version of b*tch lasagna*
No!
Nooo, don't leave!
No, please!
Sponsor Eagle, please do something!

Chinese: 
Yes!
Yes!!! (laughs)
Ahhh... (that's hot)
This game is still relevant goddammit!
*denanaaa denena na naaaaaaaa*

English: 
Yes!
Yes!!! *laughs*
Ahhh...
This game is still relevant goddammit!
*denanaaa denena na naaaaaaaa*
