-Hey-hey, everyone!
Who wants to play
a little Happy Wheels,
or should I say, Holiday Wheels?
[laughs]
-♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
♪ Laughing all the way ♪
[laughs]
♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
♪ What fun it is
to laugh and sing ♪
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
♪ Oh, jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪
-What is happening?
-♪ Jingle all the way ♪
-What is the point of this game?
-♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
♪ A day or two ago ♪
-What the what?
-♪ I thought I'd take a ride ♪
♪ And soon, Miss Passion Fruit ♪
♪ Was seated by my side ♪
-This game is terrible.
What the heck is going on?
-♪ The horse was lean and lank ♪
♪ Misfortune seemed his lot ♪
♪ He got into a drifted bank ♪
♪ And then we got upsot ♪
♪ Oh, jingle bells ♪
-Oh! Ow!
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
-Oh-ho-ho! I can't watch!
-♪ One-horse open sleigh ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪
[explosions in the game]
-Whoa! That really was
a "sleighing" song. [laughs]
-Nobody should be
allowed to play this game.
-Hey, if you liked this song,
make sure to check it out on
iTunes at my Christmas album.
Do it! Hey,
and if you like video games,
make sure to get
the free version
of my brand-new video game,
Splatter Up, on iTunes also!
Do it! Merry Christmas and
Happy Holidays, everyone!
[laughs] Knife!
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