Can I get a tall chai?
And a large black coffee.
A what?
Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venti?
No, I mean a large.
He means a venti.
Yeah, the biggest
one you've got.
Venti is large.
No. Venti is 20.
Danny.
Yeah. "Large" is large.
In fact, "tall" is large.
And grande is
Spanish for large.
Venti is the only one
that doesn't mean large.
It's also the only
one that's Italian.
Congratulations!
You're stupid in
three languages.
Look, dick.
Venti is a large coffee.
Really? Says who?
Fellini?
How much is that?
Here's a 10.
Do you accept lira,
or is it all euros now?
You know what,
just keep the change.
Jesus, Dan.
You know what they
call the sizes here.
You know what,
you've been picking
fights with everybody.
The girl at the party...
She said ASAP.
ASAP, I'm sorry.
Huge crime.
It's like "24l7" or
"been there, done that."
You hate that, too.
I don't hate it enough
to let it ruin my day.
It's getting worse.
You know, man?
The sun is shining,
but you have lost the ability
to take any joy in life.
I can't stand it anymore!
You're just
a miserable dick now!
You're mean to everybody!
And, FYI,
it's called a venti
because it's 20 ounces!
20! Venti!
Is that true?
She says I take
no joy in life.
I can see that.
I gotta talk to her.
Forget her, man.
Let me give you
a little motto
I live my life by,
you got to hit
it and quit it.
No ties, tangle free.
Nobody tells me what to do.
I go bang,
bang, bang the drum.
What? That's not a motto.
That's just you
saying a bunch of things.
You know, Beth's right.
I'm a dick.
Hey, I'm in a rut,
just going from
school to school
selling poison to
our nation's youth.
It's not poison.
It's got juice in it.
You know, I'm 35 years old.
I got nothing to
show for my life.
I figured I'd be something,
something good,
a professor, engineer.
I don't know.
Figured I'd be
married. I'd...
You know what?
We're making a detour.
What?
