( KNOCKING )
>> James: THERE HE IS, JEFF
GOLDBLUM.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
>> James: THANK US, THANK YOU,
JEFF.
>> WELL, ARE YOU SO WELCOME.
BUT I CAN'T THANK YOU.
>> James: NO, CERTIFICATE
KUSLY, JEFF, I MEAN T THANK YOU,
JEFF.
>> YOU SEEM QUITE SINCERE ABOUT
T WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?
>> WHAT'S... WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
( ARIANA GRANDE'S "THANK U,
 NEXT" PLAYS )
♪ THOUGHT I'D END UP WITH SEAN
FIRST SAW HIM IN "THE FLY"
♪ BUT HE WASN'T A MATCH
BUT HIS FACE WAS GROTESQUE
♪ WROTE SOME SONGS ABOUT RICKY
THEN HE WON INDEPENDENCE
♪ NOW I LISTEN AND LAUGH
FROM AN ALIEN MESS
AND IN "THOR: RAGNAROK"
♪ HIS PERFORMANCE WAS CLASSIC
♪ WISH I COULD SAY, "THANK YOU"
TO MALCOLM
♪ BUT WHO COULD FORGET IAN MALCO
♪ HE TAUGHT ME LOVE
♪ HE TAUGHT ME PATIENCE
AND FOR THAT, I SAY
♪ HE TAUGHT ME PATIENCE
AND FOR THAT, I SAY
♪ AND FOR THAT I SAY
THANK YOU, NEXT
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ HE'S SO FREAKIN' SCARED OF
THAT T-REX
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
HE'S SO FREAKIN'
♪ HE DOES MORE THAN JUST ACT
HE PLAYS A MEAN JAZZ PIANO
♪ PLUS, I MET SOMEONE ELSE
WHEN HE TICKLES THOSE KEYS
♪ WE HAVIN' BETTER DISCUSSIONS
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND BRO
♪ I INTERVIEW A LOT OF CELEBS
'CAUSE I THINK JEFF GOLDBLUM
♪ IS MY FAVORITE GUEST
HE TAUGHT ME LOVE
HE STEALS EVERY SCENE
♪ HIS SKILLS ARE EXACTING
♪ THERE'S NO BETTER MAN
HE'S OVER SIX FEET
♪ HE'S THE COMPLETE PACKAGE
JUST LOOK AT HIM HERE
♪ IN THIS LEATHER JACKET
♪ AND FOR THAT, I SAY
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ YOU CAN BET THAT HE HAS TONS
OF SEX
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ THANK YOU, JEFF
♪ I'M SO FREAKIN' GRATEFUL FOR
MY JEFF
>> VERY BEAUTIFUL.
>> James: YOU'VE JUST DONE SO
MUCH FOR US HERE AND I WANTED TO
FIND A WAY TO EXPRESS MY
GRATITUDE.
>> OH, CONSIDER IT EXPRESSED.
( LAUGHTER )
SO ABOUT THAT JOURNAL WITH ALL
THOSE PHOTOS OF ME...
YOUR-- HAVE YOU HAD THAT FOR
AWHILE?
YOU COMPILED THAT?
>> James: NO.
I'LL GET RID OF IT.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE IT, TO IT'S
VERY SWEET.
>> James: REALLY?
I'LL KEEP
( LAUGHTER )
>> James ( WHISPERS ): THANK
YOU, JEFF.
