DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FELLOW
REPUBLICANS SUFFERED A MAJOR
LOSS IN PENNSYLVANIA LAST NIGHT.
A DEMOCRAT NAMED CONOR LAMB
BEAT --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> -- A REPUBLICAN NAMED RICK
SACCONE IN A DISTRICT THAT TRUMP
WON BY 20 POINTS, WHICH WAS A
BIG VICTORY FOR THE DEMOCRATS.
BIG LOSS FOR TRUMP.
TRUMP PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS
ON THIS ONE.
HE TWEETED HIS SUPPORT OF
SACCONE.
HE TRAVELED TO PITTSBURGH TO
HOLD A BIG RALLY FOR HIM.
HE EVEN GAVE SACCONE'S OPPONENT
A NICKNAME.
HE NAMED HIM LAMB THE SHAM.
AND STILL THEY LOST.
ALTHOUGH THE WHITE HOUSE IS
CALLING IT -- THEY'RE NOT SAYING
IT'S A LOSS.
IT'S ESSENTIALLY A TIE.
BUT IT'S NOT A TIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A LOSS.
IF IT WAS A TIE, IT WOULD BE
SCOTCH-TAPED TO DONALD TRUMP'S
SHIRT AND MANUFACTURED IN CHINA.
[ APPLAUSE ]
BY THE WAY, I DO WANT TO GET TO
THAT IN A SECOND.
BUT THIS LOSS CAME ONLY A WEEK
AFTER THE PRESIDENT MADE A VERY
BLATANT ATTEMPT TO WOO VOTERS IN
PENNSYLVANIA BY CALLING FOR
HEAVY TARIFFS ON FOREIGN
ALUMINUM AND STEEL.
TRUMP AS YOU KNOW WANTS TO FOCUS
ON AMERICA.
AMERICAN-MADE PRODUCTS AND
GOODS.
SO I WONDERED, BECAUSE I AGREE
WITH THAT, HOW THINGS WERE GOING
ON HIS FAMILY WEBSITE,
TRUMPSTORE.COM.
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?
BECAUSE I'M SURE ERIC AND DONALD
JR. TAKE THIS AMERICAN THING
VERY SERIOUSLY.
THESE GUYS ARE RED, WHITE AND
BLUE TO THE CORE.
THEY'RE LIKE A COUPLE OF FLAGS
WEARING HAIR GEL, THESE TWO.
AND IN CASE YOU WONDER WHAT THEY
DO ALL DAY, THEY RUN
TRUMPSTORE.COM.
THIS IS THE TRUMP FAMILY'S
OFFICIAL ONLINE STORE THAT
FEATURES, QUOTE, THE VERY LATEST
IN TRUMP BRANDED MERCHANDISE,
APPAREL, HEADWEAR, GIFTS, AND
MUCH MORE.
AND YOU KNOW MY WIFE WAS YELLING
AT ME THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON
THE SITE SAYING "DON'T ORDER
ANYTHING FROM THAT!"
I ORDERED A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM
IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
THIS IS WHAT CAME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY ORDER CAME, FIRST OF ALL, IN
THIS BOX WITH A NOTE WITH A
GOLDEN SEAL ON THE BACK.
AND THE NOTE I WILL READ TO YOU.
IT SAYS, "THANK YOU FOR BEING
ONE OF THE FIRST CUSTOMERS TO
SHOP OUR BRAND NEW ONLINE
STORE."
MAYBE I WAS THE ONLY CUSTOMER.
I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
"WE ARE THRILLED TO LAUNCH THIS
EXCITING NEW ENDEAVOR, AND WE
ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR PURCHASE
AND WILL VISIT US AGAIN VERY
SOON.
WITH BEST WISHES, DONALD TRUMP
JR., ERIC TRUMP."
WELL, THANKS FOR THE NOTE, GUYS.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
FIRST OF ALL I ORDERED A WHITE
TRUMP GOLF HAT, WHICH I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE BUT IT'S
MADE IN CHINA.
I GOT A COFFEE MUG THAT SAYS
TRUMP ON IT, WHICH IS MADE IN
THAILAND.
I GOT A GOLF CLUB COVER WHICH IS
MADE IN CHINA BUT DECORATED IN
THE USA.
AND THAT'S SOMETHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I GOT A TRUMP SIGNATURE DUFFEL
BAG WHICH IS MADE IN CHINA.
I GOT A TRUMP SIGNATURE SHOE BAG
WHICH IS MADE IN CHINA.
I GOT A BLANKET WHICH IS MADE --
GUESS WHERE THIS WAS MADE.
YEAH.
CHINA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I GOT SOMETHING FOR MY SON, A
TODDLER BIB JUST LIKE THE ONE
THE PRESIDENT WEARS WHEN HE EATS
CHEESEBURGERS IN BED.
[ APPLAUSE ]
MADE IN -- YOU WANT TO GUESS
WHERE THIS ONE WAS MADE?
[ AUDIENCE SAYS "CHINA" ]
NO, PERU.
THIS IS A GOOD ITEM.
THE TRUMP GOLF COLLECTOR
MEDALLION.
THIS IS A MEDALLION YOU COLLECT
I GUESS AND ON THE BACK IT SAYS
"MADE IN CHINA."
I GOT -- NOW, THESE ARE
INTERESTING.
I GOT A GOLD BAR COIN BANK.
I LOOKED ALL OVER THIS THING.
I LOOKED ALL OVER THE PACKAGE.
NO COUNTRY OF ORIGIN LISTED.
AND AN OFFICIAL TRUMP PET
BANDANNA, WHICH COST A LOT MORE
THAN THIS SHOULD HAVE COST, BUT
THIS ALSO, NO COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
LISTED, WHICH I THINK IS
ILLEGAL.
IN FACT, I LOOKED UP
REQUIREMENTS FOR COUNTRY OF
ORIGIN MARKING ON GOODS IMPORTED
IN THE U.S.
GOODS THAT ARE IMPORTED INTO THE
U.S. ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN MARKING SUCH
AS THE COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE
PRODUCTION OR GROWTH OF ANY
ARTICLE OF FOREIGN ORIGIN
ENTERING THE UNITED STATES.
FOR EXAMPLE, GOODS ORIGINATING
IN CHINA SHOULD BE MARKED MADE
IN CHINA.
FAILURE TO PROPERLY REPORT
PRODUCT ORIGIN CAN RESULT IN
SUBSTANTIAL PENALTIES.
COMPANIES CAN FACE UP TO
$500,000 IN FINES PER VIOLATION
OR DOUBLE THE LOSS OR GAIN FROM
THE VIOLATION RELATED TO -- THIS
COULD BE VERY EXPENSIVE, NOT TO
MENTION THIS HAS GOT TO BE
EMBARRASSING.
ARE THEY CAPABLE OF SHAME?
I MEAN, TRUMP'S WHOLE PLATFORM
IS ABOUT SUPPORTING AMERICAN
COMPANIES.
HIS COMPANY ISN'T EVEN
SUPPORTING AMERICA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
I'M SURE ERIC AND DON JR. DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT THIS.
I'M SURE THIS WAS A SIMPLE
OVERSIGHT.
I'LL JUST FILE AN OFFICIAL
COMPLAINT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND LET THEM SORT IT ALL OUT.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THE
PRESIDENT'S SONS UDE AND QUSE
