WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY!
WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND THE
MAGNIFICENT KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
LISTEN, MAN, I MISS SOME OF THE
WORK THAT YOU AND JORDAN DO
TOGETHER.
WE'RE HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH
DONALD TRUMP.
>> YES, I KNOW YOU ARE.
>> Stephen: AND IS HE FUN FOR
YOU?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT
FOR US BECAUSE IT'S HARD WHEN A
PERSON IS THE MOST IDEAL COMIC
VERSION OF THEMSELVES.
IT'S REALLY TOUGH TO GO, YOU
KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY -- OH,
HE JUST DID THAT?
HE DID IT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE WOULD NEVER
DO -- OH, HE DID THAT AS WELL?
IT'S REALLY HARD TO CATCH UP.
>> Stephen: IT'S HARD TO
LEAPFROG THAT.
>> IT'S HARD TO LEAPFROG THE
COMEDY CALVE SAID THAT'S HIM ON
A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T GET
CRAZIER FROM THAT.
>> WE'VE GONE FROM THE
RIDICULOUS TO THE SUE BRIM AND
BACK TO THE RIDICULOUS.
>> Stephen: SPEAK TO HAVE THE
SUBLIME, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS VERY
MEASURED.
>> LEADS A VERY CONSIDERED LIFE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
AND YOU PLAYED LUTHER FOR MANY
YEARS, OBAMA'S ANGRY TRANSLATOR.
>> I DID.
YES, I DID.
>> Stephen: IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I GOT YA RIGHT HERE, THERE ARE
VERY FEW THINGS WE'VE HEARD FROM
PRESIDENT OBAMA SINCE HE LEFT
OFFICE, LITERALLY JUST A COUPLE
OF SENTENCES OUT THERE TALKING
ABOUT POLICY.
I WAS WONDERING WHETHER I COULD
READ WHAT OBAMA HAS SAID AND
LUTHER COULD TRANSLATE THAT FOR
ALL OF US?
>> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO BE
FEELING SOMETHING.
>> THERE IS PROBABLY SOMETHING
BREWING UP IN LUTHER.
>> Stephen: READY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS WAS ON
JUNE 22nd.
>> YEP, MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A PLEA TO
SAVE HEALTHCARE ON FACEBOOK.
HE SAID, SIMPLY PUT, IF THERE'S
A CHANCE YOU MIGHT GET SICK, GET
OLD OR START A FAMILY, THIS BILL
WILL DO YOU HARM.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
( LAUGHTER )
COME ON PEOPLE, TRUMP CARE? MORE
LIKE TRUMP DON'T CARE.
DON, T, CARE.
DON'T CARE.
I FOUGHT FOR THE A.C.A. TO HELP
PEOPLE.
I ALSO SPENT A YEAR IN OPEN
BIPARTISAN SESSIONS, AND
EVERYBODY HAD A SAY.
ALL THE REPUBLICANS, ALL THE
DEMOCRATS!
SO WHAT YAWL HIDING, HUH?
NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 'CAUSE Y'ALL
DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE THAT
YOU JUST COOPED IN A DUNGEON
OVER A KETTLE MAKING UP A POTION
WITH BAT WING AND EYE OF NEWT?
Y'ALL GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU RUNNING
OUT OF HELP.
'CAUSE MOST FOLKS WANT THIS
COUNTRY TO STILL HAVE PEOPLE
"LIVING" IN IT.
I WOULD SAY, "YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME
SICK" BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THAT
'CAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE NO DAMN
HEALTH INSURANCE.
( BLEEP ).
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: ON MAY 25 --
( LAUGHTER )
IS HE STILL HERE?
IS HE STILL HERE?
>> HE'S STILL HERE.
>> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD.
ON MAY 25 IN GERMANY, IN AN
EVENT WITH ANGELA MERKEL, HE
SAID IN THIS NEW WORLD WE LIVE
IN, WE CAN'T ISOLATE OURSELVES,
WE CAN'T HIDE BEHIND A WALL.
>> I SPENT 8 YEARS TEARING DOWN
WALLS.
AND THIS MOTHER ( BLEEP ) WANTS
TO PUT UP A WALL?
( LAUGHTER )
>> Jon: YEAH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> I MEAN -- YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN?
OBAMA'S TRYING TO BREAK 'EM DOWN
AND HE'S TRYING TO PUT 'EM UP!
AND NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE IT SEE
THROUGH SO WHEN PEOPLE THROW 60
POUND BAGS OF DRUGS OVER THE
WALL YOU WON'T GET HIT ON THE
HEAD.
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT?!
I SEEN A LOT OF MOVIES FROM THE
'80S AND AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOBODY
DIED FROM A HEAD INJURY.
LET ME SEE, SCARFACE-- NOPE,
LESS THAN ZERO-- NOPE.
CHEECH AND CHONG?
DRUGS, YES.
BUT HEAD INJURIES?
NO.
NO.
NO.
AND 60 POUNDS, WHO THEY GOT
THROWING THESE THINGS?
WHAT, JON CENA GOT A MEXICAN
COUSIN?
JUST BACK THERE CHUCKING BAGS?
JUST BACK THERE CHUCKING BAGS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERING )
EVERYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
Y'ALL LOST YOUR DAMN MIND..
( LAUGHTER )
HEY, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE
LAST THING.
HEY, I THOUGHT I WAS ON A FORCED
RETIREMENT.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE OBAMA STILL
NEEDS ME.
AND I AM BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: LUTHER!
HAMLET IS AT THE PUBLIC THEATER.
"FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE" ON
NETFLIX.
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE BACK WITH CILLIAN
MURPHY!
