Jake I'll start with you if I may, did you uh-
welcome to the Marvel universe the-
Thank you so much
Are you the first to greet us?
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Oh no sorry, right, I thought you were saying
you were welcoming me into the Marvel universe
But I already am in the Marvel universe
So thank you again so much
I'm so glad we've cleared that up
[Laughter]
A whole lot of fun
We don't talk enough about cabbagepatch dolls or
Garbage pail kids anymore
And I'm glad that you brought that up
The universe was like
I'M SO STRONG except for my little hands
You know what I mean? Like,
𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂!
ⁿᵒᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ
He's like BRAPAPA
And he does all this great stuff
Yeah!
It's so good
[Singing along to Sean Paul]
Do I know what a popsicle is?
[Visibly confused]
[Imitates avocado]
What happens when you have to promote a film you don't like?
[All yelling] Touche, touche.
I can tell you if you want.
Benedict Cabbagepatch is actually...
His great gandfather started cabbagepatch dolls
And they were a big things in the 90's
That's how Benedict got his start in the business, was his uncle,
who obviously became really wealthy from all of the profits,
Um, flew him to London and put him in an apartment
And he started to audition and then he made his career
So truth of the matter is
without cabbagepatch kids Benedict Cabbage-
Patch
Cabbagepatch wouldn't have a career
So think about it.
Ooh, cookies! Alright
I'll just drink the dressing.
Chewbacca?
I was gonna say that or a trip to my dentist
We were gone for 5 years, then we came back
People moved into other people's houses
That reminds me of a story about Benedict Cumberpatch; when he first flew...
There was one interview where I straight up like ruined the movie
But that journalist is um, is dead now so-
[Everyone laughing]
You're randomly trusting a person who calls himself Mysterio?! This ought to be good
Okay first of all, MFunroid, I don't call myself Mysterio, somebody else calls me Mysterio
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
