- Hello Niners!
Welcome to the channel.
- I agreed to appear on Melvin's channel
because he is going to
help me get prom tickets
so I can go keep an eye on this guy
who is trying to date my wife
trying to invite her to the prom.
- And I know just the way to do so.
I have my connections.
- Really?
- Hey, Lackey Dude,
go online and find me and Chad
a pair of tickets to this
masquerade ball thing.
Yeah, something about GKC.
Okay, thanks.
- Wait, that's it?
Okay so if your lackey's
gonna get us tickets,
what do we do now?
- We're gonna get ready for the prom.
- Okay, you got an idea?
Okay I'll follow you, Man.
- Let's do it.
- Let's go.
We gotta be careful because
Vy, Danielle, and Regina
they're trying to get
prom tickets as well.
Probably shouldn't bother them too much.
- Nah, nah, no, let's crash their video.
- Okay, but it's my video
their filming right now.
- Then do I have your
permission to crash it
and appear in there? (laughs)
- In a polite way,
maybe, in the background.
- Okay.
- Okay let's see.
(voices talking softly)
- Ow!
Oh my booty.
- Social distancing, Daniel!
- Melvin's gonna try to get
hooked up with prom tickets too.
- I'm already in the process
of getting all those tickets.
- You're getting your slimy,
germy hands all over my pole.
- Okay Melvin and I are gonna
go get ready for prom now.
Come on, Melvin.
- Is this your date?
- Yep, this is my prom date right here.
- Not really.
He hasn't asked me yet
or made it official.
- Not going to do
anything cute with Melvin.
We're bros; we're gonna do bro stuff.
Okay Melvin, so how are we
gonna get ready for the prom?
- Let's go downstairs!
- [Chad] What?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Get out of my room.
- We're here for the hatch.
- You know what, just go away.
Hurry up!
- All right, I'm coming down too.
All right, here I come.
Melvin, come on, Man.
I already told you Perlita is not here.
- I can't believe this is where
she was at all these years.
- That's right this is your
first time down here, right.
- I just wanted to make sure
she wasn't here, you know.
I was trying to think of how I was going
to ask her out, really.
- Hey, Man, it's just going to be
you and me going to the prom together.
No ladies!
We're going to keep an
eye on that character
that's romancing Vy,
and we also gotta make sure
your sister's okay, right?
I really just want to go
to the prom for clout.
I wanna be the dude at the prom.
Everybody's like, "Oh watch out!"
"Here he comes though!"
- Okay Melvin, if you wanna
be voted the prom king
with the most clout,
you gotta have some amazing dance moves.
So let's see what you got, Buddy.
I think I'm gonna be
voted the king of prom.
I'm gonna be the coolest
with the best dance moves.
- Well I got something for ya.
- To vote down below,
who do you think is going
to be the better dancer,
here we go.
What are we working with, Melvin?
- I call this the Cowboy.
And this is my entry move
when I walk into the prom.
(country music)
- Okay Melvin, I don't know.
If you come to the prom doing that,
think everyone's gonna laugh at you.
I think you gotta do what
I'm about to do right here.
- Well show me.
- You know when you're
going to the grocery store
and you grab the cart, right?
You gotta walk down the isle
like you know what you're getting.
Gonna walk down the isle
and grab, put it in my cart.
Put it in my cart.
Put it in my cart.
Oh yeah, push my cart.
Oh yeah, reaching for the Mello Yello.
Whoa yeah.
Ho!
That's how you make an entrance.
- Wow!
- Spy Ninjas comment down below.
Type in Cowboy or type in Grocery Store.
See which one you thought
was a better entrance for the prom.
Okay Melvin, this next move is
when you're on a dance floor
and you get a big circle
of people around you.
Everyone's like, "Go
Melvin, go Melvin, go!"
You gotta really impress
the whole crowd, okay.
All right Melvin, let me
see some of those moves.
- I call this the Floor Is
Slime Challenge Dance Thing.
- [Chad] Okay, slime huh?
(dance music)
Yeah!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ha, ha!
- That was pretty slick. (laughs)
But watch mine.
So there's gonna be a
lot of people dancing,
getting sweaty, and getting hot.
They need to be cooled down.
How bout with a sprinkler!
(sprinkler noises)
(ninja sounds)
- You know I think we're ready for this.
One of us has to be the queen.
Not it! (laughs)
How bout we do a one
versus one on Fortnite?
And the looser has to be
- [Both] The dance queen. (laughs)
- [Chad] Come on Melvin,
climb up the ladder.
- What the heck!
Guys, what are you doing?
- What, I'm sorry.
- Can't you see I'm in
the middle of a challenge?
Look!
- [Chad] What are you doing?
- We're doing the Last to
Leave the FaceTime Challenge
and you guys are getting
all up in my space.
- [Chad] Oh, I'm sorry Regina.
- I'm trying to win tickets to the prom!
- [Chad] Oh okay sorry,
Melvin, let's get out of here.
- Get Melvin out of this house.
Get out of here, Melvin!
- Oh Wow.
- Leave!
- All right Chad, we're
gonna battle in Fortnite
to see who is the dance queen.
- We'll see about that.
And I've got my nephews
Nathan and Jason here.
Here are their names, we
got Rice and Chopsticks.
Say hello boys.
- [Nephews] Hi, hello, hi.
- They are the Fortnite experts.
They're going to judge
us and see who is better.
Oh they're both waving, look.
If any of you Spy Ninjas play Fortnite,
make sure to add me as your creator
or support a creator.
Here's my tag right here.
CHADWILDCLAY, it's very easy.
All right Melvin, we're doing a one v one.
I'm in so are you ready to fight?
- Yeah, one v one, no building.
I hate that part.
- Okay yeah, no building.
I'm insanely lame.
- Who am I fighting?
- I'm in a circle all by myself.
I just fell to my injury.
Oh, this is so laggy, I can't do anything.
- That's round one, right?
What happens now?
- It's so laggy, how am I gonna beat you?
- Maybe it's because of
Vy, Daniel, and Regina
using up all the bandwidth
here at the safe house.
- Yeah, oh there on Zoom
with each other right now.
That's why it's so laggy.
Oh boy, no building.
Got ya!
Oh you're under that hill
- Oh, what happened?
- Oh did you fall?
Oh boy!
Oh no!
- Oh that was close.
Eleven health left.
- Wow, okay.
- I wasn't expecting that
kind of a map layout.
- Here we go Melvin, round two.
- All right, good luck, Chad.
- Good luck to you.
Where you at?
- Okay, much better with map this time.
Yeah, go ahead take your time, Chad.
I'm only gonna hunt you down.
- Quite a vertical map going.
Boom!
Take that, head shot!
Oh my gosh, that was a good shot, Melvin.
- [Both] Oh!
- Had me down to nine HP, Melvin.
- Really?
- Oh, that's Nathan.
- Is he helping out?
- He's shooting me.
- Yes Nathan, go get him!
(laughs)
Go get your uncle.
(laughter)
- No!
- Shout out to Nathan.
I thought it was one v one, but....
- That does not count as
a win for you, Melvin.
Here we go now it's me versus you, Melvin.
- Are you sure?
I thought so last time.
- Do I have a shotgun, I do.
Oh my gosh!
- You are also half dead.
- Where are you?
Where are you?
There you are.
Oh my gosh, that was too easy.
(laughter)
I couldn't even find you, Melvin.
- We just spawned you in a
very unfortunate location.
Whoa, hello.
- Where am I?
It's opening, oh my gosh.
Wait, why do I have these up?
- Oh you're building.
- I'm not trying to build.
That was an accident.
Oh my gosh.
Oh you're schooling me, Melvin.
- I'm just so confused
for the one v one layout.
Well are you toasty yet?
Cause it's time to bring the heat.
- Okay, here we go.
You're going down now.
- Did you disappear now?
I just don't want to do anything until....
- Where you at?
Where you at, Homeboy?
Why don't you break your way out of there?
Oh my gosh, I just got shot by my nephew.
- I didn't do it.
Nathan again with an assist.
- Okay Nephews, you gotta
help me beat Melvin now.
- What is this?
- They put you on higher ground again.
- Yes, I've got the high ground.
Oh, and the sniper.
- You got a sniper?
Are you kidding me?
- Oh wow!
- I don't have a sniper.
You'll never find me when I'm crouching.
- I don't have to find
you, but this bullet might.
- Oh Jeez, my aim is so bad.
No, I ran right into your gun.
Okay, Melvin is schooling me here.
- Yeah, maybe I've too
much time on my hands.
- Oh, I'm in the storm.
- No, oh no.
No!
- Oh no!
Reload.
Oh finally!
Got cha, Melvin.
- Well you made me confused.
- Thanks for the high five.
- I thought we were in different matches.
You confused me.
- This next match is going
to be a free for all,
me versus Melvin, versus
Nathan, versus Jason.
Whoever gets the most kills
between me and Melvin wins.
I'm sure Nathan or Jason
will get the most kills.
- No, they're gonna build.
It's gonna be all over for us, Chad.
- Oh gosh.
- Or not.
- And we are super laggy as well.
- Yeah what's happening?
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh whoa, you just get Legendaries, cool.
- If I lose, I'm just
gonna blame it on the lag.
♪ Blame it on the lag ♪
Oh boy, it's shrinking.
- Wait, what happened?
All of this lag, though.
- Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
- All right, first blood.
- Oh your dead, Melvin?
- Oh that's it. (laughs)
- You're done?
- Wow.
- Oh boy, I hear gun shots.
- I'll get them next round.
- Come and get me, Homeboy.
You try to no scope me?
- You bout to do it again.
- You ain't gonna no scope me.
Oh, come on.
Jump, my guy's not jumping.
Oh!
Melvin, I don't know if you
and I are gonna get any kills.
Maybe it will be the first of us
to actually get a kill, Melvin, wins.
Oh here we go; that's a nice pump shotgun.
You kidding me?
(nephews talking in background)
Oh, who killed you?
Melvin, get out of that window.
- I needed one.
Who's shooting me?
Oh wait, Melvin, you killed me?
- Yeah, your boy high level gaming.
- Okay Chopsticks, oh
Chopsticks just standing there.
- [Nephew] I'm invincible.
- Watch out.
- Wait, what?
- Wait your invincible, that's not fair.
Chopsticks is invincible.
He's pick axing you, Melvin.
What's going on here?
- Why is he invincible, no way.
- Is he invincible, he is invincible.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Last round, Baby, huh?
Oh come on wait, he's invincible again.
- [Nephew] You can't kill me, right?
- I've wasted all my
bullets on an invincible.
- Yeah, can we just not try to kill him?
Is it that skin; does that skin
make you really invincible?
- There he is, watch.
Look at that; he's invincible.
- [Nephew] If you don't
like me don't bite me.
- Okay, I'll just fight Melvin.
You're going down, Melvin.
- Yeah, I got Melvin!
Man, I got so focused on
trying to take down Nathan.
- I'm gonna take Nathan down.
Pick my pick ax!
- It's over.
- Ouch.
My nephew must be a
hacker; he's invincible.
Do you work for Project Zorgo, Jason?
- [Jason] No.
- Okay Melvin, that was a lot of fun.
Who do you think performed
better, Melvin or Chad?
- [Nathan] On my opinion at the moment,
Melvin was doing pretty good.
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- Jason, what did you think?
- [Jason] Melvin.
- Oh!
- Looks like Chad is
the dance queen (laughs)
- Well thanks for playing with us, Guys.
Say goodbye to everybody.
- [Nephews] Goodbye everybody.
Hit the like button and subscribe.
- Oh yeah, these guys know what's up.
Hit the like and subscribe.
See you guys later.
Okay Melvin, what is your big idea here?
Who can chug a bottle
of water the fastest?
- Well I'm pretty fast actually.
- Yeah, cause I'm pretty sure most of it
just fits in your long neck.
- What's the strategy here?
You don't want to inhale it
cause that would be dangerous.
You don't want water in your lungs.
- Pretend you're really thirsty.
Like that time we were all in Abu Dhabi,
at least we thought.
It's so much hotter now then
it was when they tricked us.
Glad they didn't do it now.
- Anyway, did your lackey get us tickets
to the prom yet, or what?
- He hasn't called me back yet.
- All right let's just
drink some water then.
- Whoever finishes it
the fastest wins clout.
(fast music)
(coughs)
- I didn't make it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, I give up.
I give up!
I almost choked; I only got down to here.
I think I inhaled some water. (coughs)
Oh my gosh, Melvin.
- Slow and steady they always say.
- Slow and steady wins the race.
I guess I went a little too fast.
- Well that's cool cause we
could use your unfinished water
for this next challenge for clout.
- Oh you got another challenge?
Okay, that involves this
half-filled bottle of water.
Let me guess, flipping it.
- Nope.
- No?
- Way more dangerous.
- Okay Melvin, what's
this big water bottle plan
you got here?
- You're going to put it on your head.
And then the other
person's gonna kick it off.
- This is a horrible idea, Melvin.
Especially because I'm real tall.
There's no way you'll kick it off my head.
- Well, why don't we just find out?
- All right Melvin, please
do not kick me in the face.
Do not do this at home.
This is a dumb Melvin idea.
Only PC-9s would do this.
- Are you ready, Chad?
- Do a practice kick first, Melvin.
Ah, it's way too low.
(laughs)
That was gonna hit me in the face.
- Are you scared?
- Yes.
- I'm scared too.
I'm really scared about this one.
- Can we up the stakes
and add a Don't Flinch
Challenge to this too!
You selfie this.
- Oh my gosh.
- All right, Guys.
- Please don't kick my head.
- Wow!
- Yeah!
I'm alive.
- And unharmed as well.
= all right Melvin, your turn.
Okay Melvin.
- Oh my goodness,
- Are we ready?
- No.
All right, here we go.
I think I'm kicking too high.
- Really?
- But I don't want to hit
you in the head either.
- Maybe you're good.
Maybe I should stand up taller.
- Oh!
Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Oh my gosh, I wanna see that in slow mo.
Let's replay that, Melvin.
- Right now, we should
give our hearts a break.
- No, we gotta keep going.
We gotta get ready for this prom.
How is this helping us get
ready for prom, Melvin?
- It's not
cause the lackey's taking
care of all the hard work.
- So we're just like
chilling, having a bro time.
- Yeah, we should do more bro challenges.
- Okay like what?
- I know!
- Oh what do you got here, Melvin?
- We shall participate
in an arm wrestling challenge!
- Aye oh.
- Because we're like the best
battle royalers out there,
we should really just test
each other's strength.
- All right of at least one of our arms.
- Or we do both!
Throughout the years,
I've arm wrestled many
a right-handed persons.
- Me too.
- So I haven't gone left-handed yet.
- Neither have I.
So why don't we start left-handed?
- Well that's gonna be the main event.
- Why don't we start right-handed?
- That will be the under card.
- Okay.
- [Both] Three, two, one, go!
- Oh my gosh, Melvin, you're strong.
- Did you start yet?
- Did you start yet?
Oh my gosh, I don't know man.
You got a pretty strong right arm.
- Your leverage is so long.
- Leverage.
- Look, I can't even angle it over.
(screams)
- Oh I almost pulled a muscle.
- You're deceptively strong, Chad.
- You're deceptively tough.
(grunts)
- I thought it was
obvious from this bicep.
(screams and grunts)
- Oh my gosh.
I can't let you beat....
- We're going to be so sore.
- I'm losing my stamina. (screams)
- I can't pull you over.
But I'm not gonna let you pull me over.
- You're making me laugh;
you're making me laugh.
Ah, you made me laugh.
All right, let's try left-handed.
CWC wrist band, don't let me down, Buddy.
- I got my Seiko watch.
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready.
- [Both] One, two, three, go!
(grunts)
- I feel good about this one.
- Me too.
Did you start yet?
- (laughs) I feel real good.
My left arm has so much stamina.
- Me too.
- Me too.
Me three.
(screams and grunts)
Yeah!
Ho!
Oh did you want a little back chop?
A little back rub?
Did that make you feel
better about losing, Melvin?
- Wow, that was impressive!
- Ow, that did hurt my arm too, though.
How can we do tie breaker
cause I don't have a third arm.
- Maybe we can just call that one a draw.
- Okay yeah, cause my arms
are too tired for a rematch.
- Yeah, wow!
- Did you lackey get us prom tickets yet?
Call your lackey, Melvin.
We can't just keep having fun all day.
- Yo, where are you at?
What's taking you forever?
Well keep looking then.
- Aw man, he didn't find them yet?
- He said he went on Stub Hub, Grub Hub--
- Ticket master
- Tickets for less, nothing.
All of those vendors don't even know
what that prom dance is.
- Well he better keep looking.
We need tickets, Man.
I can't let Vy go by herself
with some strange dude.
We always have so much fun together;
why are you feeling down right now, huh?
- Remember that fake Chad
that bothered us a little while ago?
- I can't believe you guys
thought he was like me.
He's nothing like me.
- I ended up having a
heart-to-heart with him.
I told him I missed you guys.
- Aw, well we missed you too, Melvin.
Why you gotta go off and be
all alone and rogue and stuff
and do your own thing?
You should still be part of the team!
- Clout doesn't feel as
good as friendship does.
- That's right!
- I guess I didn't really
know what a friendship was
until I became a Spy Ninja.
- Aw, thanks, Man.
That makes me feel good.
So does that mean
that you are asking to
be a Spy Ninja again?
- I mean that would be pretty cool.
I know it's not going to be easy, right?
- Well I think I'm gonna have to talk
to the rest of the spy ninjas about it
and see if they wanna let you back in.
And I think I'm gonna have to ask
all of these Spy Ninjas right here.
What do you guys think?
Comment down below.
Should Melvin join the Spy Ninja's again,
or has he been too bad of a
boy to not get let back in?
- You better say yes!
- Don't threaten the Spy Ninja's, Melvin.
- Let me start off on the right foot
on the path to becoming a good Spy Ninja.
- Okay, how you gonna do that?
- Well I know you're in
love with your DeLorean.
- I'm in love with V-28
but I do love the DeLorean
but I'm not in love with it.
I do love it though, it's great.
- And it's a shame
that you can't bring it
around on every mission.
- I know it only holds
two people only, so....
- So since you can't, I
figured I'd get you a watch
so you could have a little bit of DeLorean
on every mission.
- Whoa, wait a second.
Whoa, DMC!
- Yes!
- That's the DeLorean Motor Company.
A DMC watch?
Melvin, Dude this is so awesome!
Look at this thing.
This, this is a present for me?
- Oh yes!
So I have somebody to wrist check with.
Oh here, hold the camera.
Wow, look at that.
That looks nice.
- Yes, are you ready for
your first writs check?
- Sure, since this is your video,
that's how you end your videos?
- Well we're not ending it yet.
- Yeah, we can't end it yet
cause we need to get to the prom.
How we gonna get to the prom, Melvin?
- Well, with your help and the DeLorean,
I know the location of the servers
where they're hosting
this whole prom thing.
And with the help of your
hacker-proof DeLorean,
I can establish a connection
and we can crash the prom.
- Yes, we need to crash the prom
cause I need to see what that character
whose trying to get with Vy is up to.
Wrist check!
- [Both] Whoa!
