>>> LET'S PLAY SOME FORTNITE
SQUAD.
SLOW BOY, YOU GOT A MIC?
>> YEAH, WHAT UP, LET'S GET THAT
VICTORY ROYAL.
>> HELL YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHO
ELSE ON THE SQUAD?
UM, WILLIAM MCTAVISH 1972, YOU
THERE?
>> YES, HI, THIS IS
WILLIAM MCTAVISH.
FYI, I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME
BEFORE.
MY 11-YEAR-OLD SON MILES LOVE IT
AND I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY
SO FORTNITE CAN BE A FUN,
BONDING ACTIVITY WE DO TOGETHER.
>> WELL, IT'S SO EASY, YOU JUST
RUN AROUND AND TRY TO KILL THE
OTHER SQUADS.
THERE'S LIKE DANCES YOU CAN DO
AND STUFF TOO, IT'S FUN.
>> OKAY, EXCELLENT.
MY SON PLAYS WITH HIS STEP
FATHER, RICK, AND I'D LIKE TO BE
BETTER THAN RICK AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE.
>> COOL.
>> OKAY.
SO WHICH CHARACTER AM I
CONTROLLING?
>> YOU'RE THE BLONDE GUY.
>> OKAY, GOT IT.
I AM THE BLONDE MAN.
HE LOOKS VERY OUTDOORSY.
>> YEAH, I GUESS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOT UP AND GO
OVER TO TILDEN.
>> AND MR. MCTAVISH, DO YOU NEED
HELP?
>> I NEED HELP.
WHAT AM I DOING?
>> YOU'RE RUNNING AT WALL.
>> TURN AROUND, SIR, COME OVER
TO US.
>> ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMAN.
HERE I COME.
>> SIR, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU
CAN WALK FORWARD.
>> ALL RIGHT, ONE THING AT A
TIME, BOYS.
OKAY, WHAT DO I DO NOW?
>> ONE WOULD BE TO STOP DOING
THAT.
>> THERE'S SOMEONE DIRECTLY IN
FRONT OF ME.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME.
>> YEAH, INSTEAD OF THAT, GO
OVER TO THE LOOT CHEST AND OPEN
IT UP.
THERE'S GUNS INSIDE.
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
THERE ARE GUNS IN THIS GAME?
MY EX-WIFE AND RICK SHOULD HAVE
ASKED BEFORE LETTING MILES PLAY
THIS, RIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
SIR, I'M ONLY 15.
I SHOULDN'T BE WEIGHING IN ON
YOUR MARITAL SITUATION.
BUT MAYBE OPEN THAT LOOT CHEST.
>> ALL RIGHT, GOT IT.
AM I DOING IT?
>> NO.
YOU'RE JUMPING.
PUSH "Y."
>> OH, OKAY.
I GOT IT NOW.
>> NO, YOU DON'T, MR. MCTAVISH.
LOOK AT YOUR GUY.
HE'S RUNNING IN A TIGHT CIRCLE.
JUST PUSH "Y."
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
JUST LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT.
OKAY, THERE.
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
>> NO, YOU'RE BACK IN THAT WALL
AGAIN.
WHY YOU LIKE THE WALL SO MUCH?
>> SIR, JUST GO TO THE CHEST AND
PRESS THE "Y" BUTTON ON YOUR
CONTROLLER, PLEASE.
>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
ONE MOMENT.
OKAY.
I DID IT.
I HAVE A FIREARM.
>> I SEE ANOTHER SQUAD HEADING
OUR WAY RIGHT NOW.
>> LET'S DO IT.
LET'S GET A FORTNITE.
>> WHAT AM I DOING?
>>
>> THAT'S ONE OF THOSE DANCES
YOU CAN DO BUT NOW IS NOT THE
TIME, MAN.
>> OH, THIS IS A RIOT, SON.
LOOK AT HIM GO.
>> THOSE ARE HERE.
WILLIAM MCTAVISH, HELP US.
JUST SHOOT THESE GUYS.
>> MY GUY'S A GOOD DANCER.
>> DAMN IT, AND WE'RE ALL DEAD.
WE DIDN'T GET ONE KILL.
>> WELL, WE CAN'T GO OUT LIKE
THAT.
YOU GUYS WANT TO SQUAD UP AND GO
PLAY AGAIN?
>> ALL RIGHT.
ONE QUICK GAME AND THEN I GOT TO
GET BACK TO REHAB.
