
Spanish: 
 
 
Ronda 12,
 
Hungria!
Después de lo ocurrido en...
 
 
ESA carrera.
 
Hakkinen logra otra pole position.
Con Coulthard 2ndo.
 
 
Saben, es cómico.
 
Hakkinen es consistente en tener buenos resultados pero Coulthard parece siempre ir muy por detrás.
 
Hakkinen tiene seis victorias y dos 2ndos puestos mientras que Coulthard tiene una victoria y seis 2ndos puestos.
 
Vamos.
 
Tienen casi el mismo auto.
No, de hecho su estrategia es dif...
CALLATE!
Aquí vamos.
 
Déjenme comer algo porque estoy hambriento.
Ambos McLaren largan previsiblemente bien,
 
lo que significa que Schumacher tendrá que luchar un montón para pasarlos.
 
Unas vueltas después,
Eddie Irvine va hacia los pits y está fuera del GP de Hungría.
 
No creo que vaya a ser un contendiente del campeonato en alguna ocasión.
 

English: 
(Martha Reeves & The Vandellas' "Dancing in the Street" plays)
*Is the long-ass "Robot Wars" intro gone for good now? I damn well hope so!*
(beep) Round 12,
*The most boring track on the calendar besides Monaco!*
Hungary!
After the events of…
*Rory Byrne's shit chassis fucking Schumi over*
(Chris sighs heavily, realizing how poor his 1998 videos have been)
THAT race,
*At least Schumi didn't retire like in Australia*
*Or bottle it like he did in Monaco/Austria*
Hakkinen takes another pole position.
With Coulthard 2nd.
*Why are the McLarens so goddamn OP in quali?*
(Chris feels the effects of his coke habit, in addition to his addiction to Marlboros)
You know, it's funny.
*Clearly not if you have to rely on cocaine ON TOP OF those Marlboros to get through this damn series*
Hakkinen can consistently have great results but Coulthard always seems to lack behind in results.
*Same thing too with Schumacher and Irvine*
Hakkinen has 6 wins and 2 2nd places, while Coulthard has only 1 win and 6 2nd places.
*Schumi has 4 wins and 1 2nd place*
*Irvine only has 1 2nd place, it's really not uncommon*
Come on.
*But yeah, DC could pull his weight a bit more*
You pretty much have the same car.
(Chris' fact-checking minion reappears from his basement): Um- no, actually, they have different strateg-
SHUT UP! (beep)
So here we are.
*I've heard this in The Impossible Quiz 2 but I forget what it's called*
Let me get something to eat cause I am hung(a)ry.
Both the McLarens predictably have a good start,
*Hungary is always predictable. Except for last year of course*
which means that Schumacher is going to have to do a lot of grinding to get past them.
*First he has to achieve the task of getting NEAR them*
A few laps later,
Eddie Irvine goes into the pits and out of the Hungarian Grand Prix.
*I hope whatever happened to his car doesn't happen to Schumi's*
I don't really think he's going to be a championship contender sooner or later.
*When has ANYONE who raced for Ferrari in the '90s been a championship contender?*

English: 
At least I don't think, anyway. (beep)
Schumacher tries to make a move on David Coulthard.
*He looks a bit too far back to do anything noteworthy*
These are the sort of battles I crave.
*Me too, but with Hakkinen instead of Coulthard*
Especially the ones in which Schumacher wins.
So…
*Kinda like against Hill & Fisichella in Canada?*
not many. (beep)
Coulthard manages to get away from Schumacher and later in the race goes for a pitstop.
*I bet it went well*
Schumacher manages to- race past Coulthard for 2nd.
*That's what I wanna see!*
(forceful) Kill him!
*He already replaced Senna after he died, so if HE died too, I'd imagine some voodoo-type shit in the works*
(mad) DO IT! (beep)
*Marlboros are one thing, but at least stop doing blow*
Hakkinen goes into the pits a few more laps later.
*And just like DC, it goes well*
Does Schumacher have enough (voice crack) speed,
cocaine, LSD and heroin to make it past Hakkinen?
*It's one thing for you to be doing it but Schumacher's a world-class athlete! He'd never be caught with drugs*
YES HE DOES!
OH MY GOLLY GOSH, HE'S IN THE LEAD!
*WHAT A STRATEGIC MASTERCLASS!*
Fantastic!
A few more laps later,
*I don't care what happens as long as Schumi's still in 1st*
and… Hakkinen…
*Where's he been all race?*
well…
*Actually, I couldn't give less of a shit. COME ON SCHUMI*
I think it's safe to say we could just-
point and-
laugh at- Hakkinen at this point.
*Good idea! Let's humiliate his untalented Finnish ass!*
(Chris chuckles like a stoner)
(Chris laughs slightly harder)
*Why are you laughing like a stoner, though? First Marlboros, now cocaine, surely not weed too?*
(Chris laughs once more, realizing he has a drug abuse problem)
*How the hell has Ralf Schumacher spun on his own?*
*But more importantly, GET SOME HELP, CHRIS!*
No? Nobody joining me?
*Absolutely not. I won't encourage this kind of lifestyle*
*If you need the Marlboros, keep them but try to stick to just 1 pack a day at most*
*But please stop with the weed and the cocaine*
*A little bit of weed's okay but please control yourself*
Well then. (beep)

Spanish: 
Al menos, no creo, en fin.
Schumacher intenta algo sobre David Coulthard
 
Estas son las batallas que quiero ver.
 
Especialmente las que gana Schumacher
Pues...
 
no muchas.
Coulthard consigue despegarse de Schumacher y más tarde entra a boxes.
 
Schumacher logra pasarlo por el 2ndo lugar.
 
Mátalo!
 
HAZLO!
Hakkinen va a los pits unas vueltas después.
 
Tendrá Schumacher la suficiente velocidad,
cocaína, LSD y heroina para pasar a Hakkinen?
 
SI, LA TIENE!
DIOS SANTO, ESTÁ EN CABEZA!
 
Fantástico!
Unas vueltas después,
 
y... Hakkinen...
 
pues...
 
Creo que ya podemos decir que-
apuntar a-
reir de- Hakkinen a esta altura.
 
hah-hah-hah!
Hah hah!
 
Hah Hah!
 
 
No? Nadie se apunta?
 
 
 
Bueno entonces.

Spanish: 
Schumacher pasa la última curva para ganar el GP de Hungría!
 
Si!
 
Está de vuelta en la lucha por el campeonato!
 
 
 
 

English: 
Schumacher drives through the last corner to win the Hungarian Grand Prix!
*Brilliant!*
Yes!
*That's what I wanna see! GET IN, SCHUMACHER!*
He's finally back in the running for the championship!
("Layla" by Derek & the Dominos plays as Schumacher, the tifosi, Chris, and I all celebrate this victory)
*Meanwhile, I think we should have a discussion about your drug habits, Chris*
("Layla" fades out)
*Aw hey, what happened to your messages on the bottom right-hand corner? I liked those*
