- Earlier today,
Justin surprised many of you
who came through
the security checkpoint
uh, only to find
that Justin was in disguise
and I was in his ear
telling him exactly
what to do.
Here's what happened.
- Right in there.
- Hop in here?
- Yup.
- Okay.
[alarm beeps]
All right.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
What you got?
- Uh, um,
what you got?
- I've got some change.
- You got a switchblade on you
or something?
- You got a switchblade on you
or something?
- No, no.
It's just a money clip.
- Oh, money clip.
- Oh, money clip.
- Keep your coins in that.
- Keep your coins in that.
[alarm beeps]
- Let me--you know
sometimes it's your hair.
- Sometimes it's your--
it's your hair.
- Let me just--
- My ring?
- You mind if I put
my hands in your hair?
- You mind if I put
my hands in your hair?
- No, I don't mind.
- Let me see.
Just mess it up
a little, like--
Anything?
Any bobby pins?
- Anything--
any bobby pins?
- Nope.
- No metal at all?
No barrettes?
- No metal at all?
- Not a barrette?
- Not a barrette?
- All right, yeah,
I don't see anything in there.
- I don't see anything.
- Can I search your mustache?
- Can I search your mustache?
- Yeah.
- All right,
let me just see.
Just feel it
all the way across.
What'd you have
for breakfast, sir?
- What did you have
for breakfast, sir?
- All right.
Let me just check your ankles.
- Let me just check
your ankles real quick here.
- Absolutely.
- Just lay down, Justin.
Just say, "I'm so tired."
- I'm tired.
Oh, boy.
- Just lay down.
Just gonna take a little nap.
I've been working
all night.
- Just gonna take a little nap.
I've been working all day.
[laughter]
- Just stay there.
[laughter]
- Just stay completely still.
[laughter]
That man is just gonna st--
Wake up startled.
Go, "Oh, oh, oh."
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, I thought you were
trying to attack me.
- I thought you were
trying to attack me.
- No...[laughs], no.
- Boy.
- What's your name, ma'am?
- So, what's your name, ma'am?
- Riddel.
- Louder, please.
- Louder.
- Riddel.
- Louder.
- Louder.
- Riddel.
- That's a pretty wig you wear.
- That's a pretty wig
you wear.
- Oh, no, it's not.
It's real.
- It's beautiful.
- It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.
Tug on it.
It's--it l--
- Tug on it.
Make sure it's real.
- Yeah, it's real.
- Wow.
- It's real, wow.
- All right.
Everything checks out.
- Everything checks out.
- Okay.
- Rudel.
- Rudel.
- You check it?
- Rudel.
- Rudel.
- Rudel!
- Rudel!
[singing] Rudel!
[singing] Rudel!
- Rudel.
- Rudel.
- Roo-oo-oo-del.
- Roo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
- Del.
- Del.
- Are you on any kind
of prescription medication?
- Are you on any, uh,
kind of prescription medication?
- No.
- Can you take
those glasses off, sir?
- Can you take those glasses off
for me, please?
- I'd like to see your eyes.
- I'd like to see your eyes.
- Are you on anything right now,
any alcohol?
- Are you on anything right now,
any alcohol or any--
- No.
- Can you follow my finger?
I'm gonna put my finger
in front of your face.
Just follow my finger.
- Could you follow my finger?
- Get closer--
closer to his face.
I'm gonna get a little closer.
- All right.
All right.
Follow my finger, not your head.
Just your eyes.
- Follow with just your eyes,
not your head.
- Go faster than--
Go real--real fast.
- Really fast.
[laughter]
- Sir, you're--you're
not taking this seriously.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, dude, I can't keep
doing this to you.
Oh, yeah.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- How you doing?
- How you doing?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Good.
- I'm good.
- Boy, oh, boy,
I hope you know
how to Whip Nae Nae.
- Boy, oh, boy, I hope
you know how to Whip a Nae Nae.
- Uh-uh,
maybe just a little bit.
- Okay, good, good.
- Okay, good.
- I had to teach
everybody so far.
Come on in.
- I had to teach
everyone so far.
- All right, let's do it.
Let's see it.
- You gonna let me see it?
Wanna show--
- Whip and Nae Nae?
- Yeah, show me
how to do them both.
- Yup, yup.
- Mm.
- Yup, and then you Whip, Whip,
and then you Nae, Nae, Nae.
- Yup, wonderful.
- Mm, wonderful.
- Can you do the Quan?
- Can you do the Quan?
- Uh, oh, that's the one--
- Yeah, hit the Quan.
- Hit the Quan for me.
- Let's see.
Uh, oh wait,
it's this way.
- Mm.
- That's right.
- That's right.
- Can you do the Stanky Leg?
- Can you do the Stanky Leg?
- Oh, that--that's ea--
that's the easy one.
- Mm.
- Start naming different dances
ask her.
- What other dances--
uh, uh, uh, uh.
- Oh, no.
Just set that down.
Start crying.
Be very upset about that.
I can't believe I did that.
I can't believe I did that.
- You okay?
- I can't believe I did that.
- If Ellen knew about this,
she's gonna be upset.
- Breath out.
- If Ellen would know
about this,
she would be
really upset about this.
- Oh, she's gonna make me
pay for this.
- She'd probably make me
pay for that.
- It's all right.
It can't be too much.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
- I'm gonna be fired.
- It's okay.
- I'm probably gonna get fired.
- It's just a wall.
- Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, boy, no.
- Three, four, five--
- Lay down,
curl up in a ball.
Lay down,
just curl up in a ball.
Just--just stay there.
- Don't touch me.
- It's okay.
- Don't touch me.
- It's okay.
- Don't touch me.
- Hold me.
- Hold me.
[laughter]
[sobbing]
- Will you spoon me?
- Will you spoon me?
- If I spoon you,
you have to get up.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Promise.
- Okay.
- I wanted to be a cop,
but I ended up here.
- You know,
I wanted to be a cop,
but I ended up here.
- It's almost like a cop,
maybe--
- I love you.
- I love you.
I love you.
- Oh, I love you too.
- Can we date?
- Can we date?
- Well, I don't think my husband
would like that too much.
- You're married?
- You're married?
- I am.
- Story of my life.
- Story of my life.
- Everybody I love is married.
- Everybody I love is married.
- It's okay, though.
- No, it's not.
- No, it's not okay.
- It won't be--it won't be okay.
- It's never okay.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
Oh, no.
- Start to feel better.
- Oh, I feel better.
- Okay.
- Oh, boy, okay.
- I feel better.
- Okay.
- Gotta get up now.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Feel better about it?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You're my best friend.
- Okay, back to--
- You're my best friend.
- Thank you so much, ma'am.
- Thank you so much, ma'am.
- You're welcome.
- Welcome to Bieber Week.
- Welcome to Bieber Week.
- Wh--oh, Bieber Week?
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
[laughter]
- Stop playing.
Oh, that's so awesome.
- You're awesome.
We'll cut this part.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
- Are you sure
you're still married?
- Are you
sure you're still married?
- I am still.
All right, I appreciate that.
- No worries, thanks.
- Oh, man,
you were amazing.
[cheers and applause]
- You're a good sport.
