If we build this, all
the legendary players
will magically appear, and
we'll have sports again.
I call it "The Field of Fame."
Of course, I'll have to
tear down the garage,
fill in the pool,
and lose the trees.
So can I get a loan?
So as your friend, I love
it, but as your banker,
not so much.
Let me talk to the friend.
You could always invest
in a college fund.
No, my kids aren't
going to college.
They're going to
work at the stadium.
Our kids are going to college.
Sports are back--
My wife wants to
build a college.
--and not a moment too soon.
