Don't you have your 'New born baby' pic?
We didn't have a camera back then...
Okay
Lets go into the interview
Tell me about yourself
Sure sir
Myself shanmugham
I am from vizag
I have three bestfriends
Ramesh...suresh...mukesh
We three have a WhatsApp group sir
Thunder buddies
Thunder buddies eh?
We daily go to beach road sir
From there we travel to tenneti park
What is your strength?
My confidence
Hmmm...good
What is your weakness?
Over-confidence
Ya, I can see that
Lets get into some technical discussions now
Can you define an Array?
Sure sir
Array is used in daily communication in a language
I didn't get you, can you give an example?
Sure sir
Array is used generally to call a far person
Arre suresh
Sir... example
Array is used as an emotion
For example... Arre what is this re?
Like that sir..
And array is used for singing sir
Arre...re... Arre..re...
ok..ok..stop
Then definitely you must be knowing about "Orrey" also
Ya, you want example?
No..no...thank you
Okay, lets keep all this aside...
Can you speak in english for 1min without breaks?
(Receiving signal)
Eye to eye...
Eye to eye...
Sensual...sensation eyes...
My eyes and your eyes...
Beautiful eyes...
You get out of my eyes...
and everybody's eyes
Get out!!!
I also have one question for you sir
What?
This is Superman... what is this?
Batman...
No...Superman Returns!
Everyone doesn't know everything...
But we should accept them also
Brother 1min...
This is Apparao
What is this?
Half Apparao
No... bend-Apparao
Seen many like these... now leave
Go
Please
Next
Hmmm...Sandeep
Is this your resume or some kind of pamphlet?
My Resume only sir
Your's only!
How Honest are you?
You are doubting me sir?
When my neighbors go out of station...
They give their house keys to me sir...
Okay, lets come to the point...
Can you tell me about re-engineering?
Every engineer knows the answer
If someone fails in exam
They will write supplies and pass
Who fails supplies also
They will study engineering once more
That is called re-engineering
Okay
I am sure, you must be a re-engineer?
Nooooo...
I am re-re engineer
Re-re engineer
At least lets discuss some technical stuff now
Can you tell about expressions
I am very good at expressions sir...
*Expression 1*
*Expression 2*
*Expression 3*
*Expression 4*
STOP
Now, il give one expression, you repeat it...
*Hypothetical expression*
*Hypothetical expression - Repeat*
What is this nonsense? Get out of my room...
Sir, please sir... I need this job sir...
This job is very important for me sir... please hire me...
Sir please sir... but make sure it is an 8 lakh package
At least 7 lakhs sir?
For what? You will give expression every day at office?
Experience 6 years?
Oh... which company?
Not company... companies... 26 companies
Surprising 26 companies? Thats a big list
In which platform?
Job searching platform
Job searching platform eh?
Aaah...
Now, lets get back to your hobbies
You have a big list here...
Cricket betting eh?
Settlements
Chain snatching
Spreading rumors ah?
Spreading rumors is your hobby?
Ya, before coming inside...
I have spread rumors about you as well
But why?
It gives me some satisfaction
Are you satisfied now?
After thoroughly scanning your resume...
I have found only 3 related topics to me...
C, C++ and Java
So lets go to some technical stuff
Can you tell me something about "OOPS"?
OOPS...
If someone faces a situation they shouldn't
or in other bad situations
They yell...OOPS...
OOPS
Exactly... this is called as OOPS
Leave all this ma...
I'll ask you a multiple choice question
Which will be an easy option
What is ALU?
Option A
Arithmetic Logic Unit
Array Logic Unit
See sir, we can use Array in this also
First you get our re...
Applicable Logic Unit
Option D, none of the above
There is no answer at all
You mean, option D - None of the above?
No, not even that
There should be some answer right?
50-50?
Phone a friend?
Then lets keep an audience poll, answer will come out...
How did you come up?
Took the stairs sir
Did you count them?
Hey... I know you will ask these tricky questions
I counted all of them... its 150
Good, count the same steps and go home
Get out
I dont know, from where and why you people come
Next
He is coming
What is C?
I dont know
What is C++?
I think, I forgot...
What is Java?
I won't tell brother
I won't tell it brother
Who the hell are you?
I am an employee at this office
Why did you come to the interview then?
for timepass
Who is that idiot who gave you the job
You only, brother
Thank you brother
Why should we hire you?
Good questions sir... next question?
Okay, definitely...
What is a database?
Super question sir... next question?
What is an integer?
Outstanding question sir... next question?
I know how my questions are, now come to the point
What is a foreign key?
Foreign key is nothing but...
maijfpcn%$(9wksdfosi37s....foreign key sir
What is a primary key?
Primary key is nothing but....
Koshfijsfjndj93u8yy&%*&oihkejhf8....
Primary key sir
Do you have any questions for me?
Wifi-password sir?
Wifi-password...
It is kersaswersdjf732y4uykjs##
Okay..ok... I understood.
Go...
From which planet are you all coming from?
Tell all the people who came in today to come once...
Who are you all?
We are all from the same batch sir
Which college do you all belong to?
Free-chaitanya - Parayana Engineering college
No worries... I understood completely...
Go... leave immediately
GET OUT!!!
