I think I'm finally recovered from coronavirus.
Now I just have to avoid getting reinfected with another strain of covid.
Oh shit its derpette.
Hey Anon,
I'm down at that park we met at. Wanna come by?
Sure, I'll be there in ten.
Ah, fuck it.
I'm willing to risk reinfection to get laid.
Hope I don't mess this up.
Anon, I think its time I told you why I wanted to see you so bad.
You see, I... I have a business opportunity for you. Its easy and you can run your own buisness.
I thought you were into me!
What? No! Anon, you're 26 and you work at mccucks, you didn't go to college and you're not very attractive no offence.
Oh look! My boyfriend Chad is here to tell you about the business opportunity
(French Nonsense)
He's from France.
Wow. Really.
All you have to do is talk to people.
I make five thousand a month with this small buisness and you can too.
So, You want me to join your pyramid scheme? No thanks.
(More French nonsense)
I'm going to go home and try to enjoy my day off.
You guys can go fuck, yourselves.
Oh, also, you both have corona virus. So I hope you havent been visiting your grandparents
Shut up you stupid Doomer it is just a coof.
(French coofing)
Chad, put on a fucking mask.
