duh-duh great wall of energy oh sweet
yumminess hello my name is andrew Sprott
i am a 19 year old man who happens to be
a pastor's kid and is wearing a tie
wrong ly today I have these energy
drinks so many energy drinks 17 - in
total and I'm going to be ranking them
from 1 to 17 from best to worst and this
is the only place that you will get this
type of content it doesn't exist
anywhere else on the internet promise
I've drink some energy drinks in my day
but I can guarantee you that I haven't
had all of these and I guarantee you I
haven't compared the other energy drinks
to the ones I drink so it's gonna be
interesting let's do it ok here you go
first drink which is the first thing
let's do this one sunshine good energy
drink blueberry lemonade you can find
this at your local 7-eleven that's where
I found it it's got vitamin b12 and
electrolytes in it with vitamin b3 and
b5 and b6 so there you go you get a
bunch of bees in your drink and you got
you got some electrolytes ok let's do
this
ok the fizz is low key it's not too
crazy it's like smells like death it
kind of smells like blue raspberry with
a hint of just gross but hey we got this
70 mg natural caffeine natural caffeine
naturally sweetened and no artificial
flavors this might actually be a good
drink who knows let's find out wow what
a find here
sunshine energy I can tell you right now
this blueberry lemonade tastes like a
straight-up blueberry
a drink with a little bit of just that
soda pop yeah no low key this is really
good I like that Wow
I would actually drink this okay next
one Mountain Dew amp game fuel charged
cherry burst I've never had this flavor
before I've had the blueberry game fuel
one and that one was like we pretty good
I think I feel like this is good
oh wow that was a mist of gas tichel
boom I don't know if that got on camera
but hey welcome to the firework show
smells like a popsicle you would be
having on one summer day cherry
popsicles specifically no I dropped on
my shirt it's Church white Oh recipe
shirt not that good to be honest it's
really sweet not a lot of fizz it tastes
like cherry but it's like all the bad
parts of cherry don't know don't even
bother with that one
that one's kind of gross okay next we
have spider energy drink it is mimic
classic energy flavor oh that's a
classic soda pop right there okay that
smells like someone's foot bon voyage
oh that's that's really that's just
really bad that tastes like bad monster
energy drink to be completely honest
that's is like all the bad parts of
monster get that out of my sight that's
that's that's terrifying no don't even
let the camera see that now crap where
I'm going
yep get this out here you don't need to
see that's disgust never buy that ever
unless you want to die next we got
Rockstar thermo performance energy now I
do have two different rockstars in this
collection of energy drinks but this
one's called thermo different okay me
same company different drink okay it's
got a thousand mg BCAA aminos whatever
the world that means okay 300 mgs of
caffeine zero sugar zero calories zero
artificial colors I have a feeling I'm
not gonna like this but hey it's got
electrolytes in it it says it on the
side ooh that's a nice pot hmm okay well
let's dive in never tasted that flavour
in my life it's weird
cuz it's it's a unique flavor it's like
it's almost like a watermelon type
flavor but it's just like it's like
watermelon but like a little bit of hint
of like just coal in it or something
like that I don't know I feel about that
one it's it's okay moving on next we got
kickstart mountain dew black energizing
black cherry with just the right amount
of kick sponsor me Mountain Dew I will I
will
I won't do anything if you sponsor me
Mountain Dew I will do just about
anything
okay that smells like a coke Cola
because I think Mountain Dew might be in
the same brand as Coco I couldn't be
completely wrong don't sue me coke if
that is not true
oh my stomach
why did I do that I crunched my muscles
not that I have muscles let's give this
a whirl that honestly just tastes like
bad mountain do next one
we got the classic the cult classic Red
Bull Red Bull gives you wings
apparently I've never sprouted wings
before and I think I'm pretty sure that
the Angels are the only people to have
wings maybe God has wings we don't know
but I'm pretty sure they don't drink
this you can never free
oh yeah second that's what it smell this
spider crap smells like bad this there's
a little bit of smell it smells kind of
similar but not as bad weird okay
bottoms up boys and ladies you know
compared to a lot of the other ones I've
had I usually do go for it
Red Bull when I drink an energy drink I
don't usually go for the normal one cuz
who drinks a normal red bull anymore
am i right next one oh gosh Coco Co has
made a lot of crap in their days but
this is definitely on top of all of them
it smells like a coke it looks like the
coke kind of let's try this
you know it's it's definitely bad but
but nothing that's just bad we got nice
high performance energy drink NOS we got
this okay enhance the mental focus this
is gonna give me focus I'm gonna
actually be able to do things
oh oh what's the smell it's smelly duh
oh it actually smells good when you're
up close I got a whiff of something else
that's spilled on the table damn nice
here we go the last time I had a nas it
was on my way to go to Honduras in 2019
I was eating a Subway sandwich and I
remember thinking I don't know why I'm
drinking this but I think it's just good
enough to where I'm okay with it
it tastes like kind of like mango flavor
soda but there's just a hint of like
something gross in it
monster energy you know there's some
people that really legitimately think
that monster or whoever makes monster is
being controlled by the devil because
apparently these three symbols are like
some Hebrew symbols for the number 666
so Lord don't strike me down because of
drinking this I'm not pleased oh that
smells like a monster
oh that is so freakin bad maybe it is
controlled by the devil let's just move
on I don't even want to think about that
anymore okay next we got rain total body
fuel strawberry sublime I've had a rain
before I haven't had this rain so but I
will say the first rain I had kind of
gross I really didn't like so maybe I'll
like this for mark but probably not you
know what the Freak was that snow smells
like strawberries but not in a good way
how is that even possible let's just
Joyce oh my gosh I actually spit that
out this is going over to the table of
shame nobody buy that oh by the way if
you're wondering I'm not Clark by the
way yeah I know resembles it's uncanny
but I'm just Andra I just stole Clark's
glasses for a minute oh great Clark
anyways this one's called adrenaline
shock smart energy oh five watermelon I
love me some watermelon and the natural
caffeine with some like coffee beans and
oh my gosh 300 mg clean energy Wow it's
muscle recovery hey I could use some
muscle recovery I know if there's
anything to recover in the first place
who knows hmm that smells like one maybe
cuz it's watermelon flavor okay I'm
cherries huh I'm interested anyways
oh no no no no no if you buy that sure
if you know this one looks cool this
looks like a healthy energy drink called
Celsius live bit peach mango green tea
not on carbonated wait what how could it
be an energy drink not non-car and
non-carbonated burns body fat I don't
have that much body fat so yeah but hey
proven in six published
university studies boy this is proven by
college let's go smells like it smells
like coffee to be completely honest that
smells funky but hey it's it's healthy
to our good health
oh I can't even it tastes like it tastes
like sadness
okay next one oh wow this looks cool I
feel like I would make it one like this
okay so next we got wait wait I'm
crashing zero sugar zero crash
zero crash I'm crashing already okay all
performance here we go electrolytes
quarantine great cook great greeting
yeah I had a little sip
wow this thing is filled to the brim
like it's bubbling out you just came out
onto the it's smells like that spider
crap
it looks like the spider crap
oh it tastes like the spider crap kill
it with fire don't ever buy that we're
not even gonna some thing we're gonna
give that air time get out of here next
we got a full throttle full throttle hey
bon voyage if you know I mean I really
like the art by the way hot and full
throttle look at that it's like a shield
and the Eagle this is the all-american
drink of the century hard-working easy
drinking we what we live scars white
knuckles and no regrets broken bodies
that refuse to quit graveyard ships we
never miss fearless and peerless
unstoppable undefeated unbroken we live
that's what my brain is doing right now
it's like ah that smells interesting
ooh ooh the aftertaste initially I was
like oh that's kind of interesting
then the aftertaste tastes like absolute
something I can't say on this channel
borderline I almost put on the table of
shame but hey I'm gonna give it some
grace because God gave me grace
we got bang these have been making the
rounds and the twitch streams and the
new YouTube channels bang if you want to
sponsor me I will drink every single one
of your flavors in one video all I need
is a compensation of about 10 to 15
bucks I will run an entire video ad and
I will do it it will be so funny that
you're gonna want to do this deal I'm
just saying anyways today we're gonna be
trying to be blue rats because when I
was looking at the hundred and million
flavors of bang I was like add this one
seems pretty generic I don't because
like we got like a monster I didn't get
the SPECIAL monsters so yeah blue grouse
protein brain oh not protein brain sorry
potent brain and body fuels super
creative I don't think I've ever had an
actual bang energy drink I bought and
actually terrain so hey bang she wants
want something else again 10 to 15 bucks
I'll do a whole video about your stuff
as long as this is good and I don't put
on the table shame but hey
it's interesting it's not bad
ooh ooh there's a weird aftertaste
though yeah see the initial flavor not
that bad taste like blue raspberry soda
which is pretty good but then there is a
little bit of a weird aftertaste I've
got a weird taste in my mouth right now
okay
yeah but bang if you want to sponsor me
I will drink every single one in here
drinks and I will come out the crap out
of them we got the original the Oh Chi
Rockstar okay let's just okay oh gosh
went on the okay let's try some rockstar
Hey uh uh purge it to the table okay
never buy that that's that's disgusting
and terrible disgusting absolutely
disgusting and now the final one and
this one's the wild card because it's
not technically a only energy drink it
is a Starbucks double-shot energy
Starbucks I will make a video for you if
you buy me all of your products no I
will hand test them all out contacting
Starbucks by the way just a disclaimer I
hate coffee if you want to see a video
about me drinking coffee with my friend
Elliot it should be in the card
somewhere around the screen I absolutely
hate coffee
no offence Starbucks but I'm giving this
a try because they're part of the world
of energy drinks okay I do this guys for
you even though I absolutely hate coffee
oh my gosh so now on to the ranking
portion of this video we're gonna find
out what's the best what's the worst
what you will not buy because if you do
you're gonna die I'm pretty sure you'll
die if you drink any of these drinks I'm
just saying these five have been chosen
to be sent to the depths of heck because
they are just so bad that if you buy
these you might as well unsubscribe from
every single YouTube channel you follow
today don't watch you as their audience
if you we drink these you're killing
yourself okay and that's not-- that's a
no-no okay so let's rank the five ugly
children no offense to ugly children out
there but these are really ugly children
worst one out of all of these it's
either spider oh that rain was really
bad I'm gonna put spider than rain quake
was like spider but like not as bad so
I'll put that there
what did this taste like the game ooh
that's really bad that's worse okay do
that I'm actually gonna switch these
around because that's just really bad
okay this one's the worst by far that
one's so bad spider terrible don't ever
buy it don't don't you do it I swear if
you do it I will I will hunt you down
and I will beat you with a Bible I mean
I'm not even worried about Monster being
controlled by the devil this thing was
created by the devil
spider then rain then Rockstar Energy
original sorry when I started I really
liked your punch today flavor play hey
and then quake and then adrenaline shot
I thought it said shoe for a second okay
so these are the top five worst ones
okay double shot energy I don't like
coffee okay so I don't like this but
it's not as bad as these I gotta admit I
don't even wanna try it again I'm gonna
put it right here for now
bang energy definitely better than all
of these
this is how you rank anything you you
you line it up to your past so okay
full throttle bang is definitely better
than full throttle but definitely not as
bad as yeah okay
we got redbull that's definitely better
than that
bangs verum redbull but not it rebels
better than full truck okay this crap
what okay no this one yeah we got a
purge this one I'm gonna say it's worse
than the coffee took me to be completely
honest uh okay Celsius oh gosh hmm it's
just so gross we're gonna say that's
gross right there it's not as bad as the
coffee but hey kickstart okay you know
I'm actually gonna say kickstart
Mountain Dew kickstart better than bang
that's my unpopular opinion monster
energy drink no okay this is the real
this is the real duo right here Red Bull
vs monster okay
rebels there anyways nos yeah no I'm
gonna still say kick-starts burp but
it's I think nos is better than Bing at
least this flavor
okay thermal oh gosh I forgot about you
friend oh gosh okay we're gonna put
thermo here
okay game fuel just absolutely really
gross I gotta be honest really freakin
gross I don't think it's as bad as that
though so hey and then the final one the
one we began with sunshine I really do
like this one
man that is Bing that that's the true
bang I'm gonna say Sunshine's the best
Wow
I I can't believe it we started out with
the best one the one that came out was
sunshine this is my personal
recommendation for the best energy drink
out there granted I might have missed
something but
sunshine is good it's good energy it
literally says good I mean that's not a
joke they're not lying
good good energy it's only got 60
calories it's good for your hate hey
it's good for your health and good for
your weight I combined health and weight
Hey
it's blueberry lemonade who doesn't like
that combination and then it's got
vitamins and crap in it it's got
electrolytes and look at this look at
this just let me
this proves how good it is natural
caffeine naturally sweetened no
artificial flavors this is the way to go
this is the winner sunshine good energy
by this sunshine if you actually want to
sponsor me I will I will do something
with your drink I will I will I will
figure out something to do but hey if
you want to sponsor me my my price is 10
to 15 bucks for a video and I will I
will advertise you more than I did on
this video much more but yes so this is
the order sunshine kickstart I'm really
surprised about the kickstart it's not
even that good it's just so much better
than all of these nos it was okay bang
this blank bugger it was okay
both monster and redbull are like just
okay they're not amazing the regular
ones at least full throttle I actually
do kind of like the full throttle but
it's just there's is it's got a weird
aftertaste this just tastes horrible
this tastes horrible
this tastes gross like just straight-up
gross this is coffee some people might
like this but this is coffee this does
not exist it doesn't need to exist and
these these these these need to be
purged to heck okay forever like like
don't even look you're not even getting
the logos on this no more don't ever
drink those and the only ones I would
recommend is maybe these four maybe
these were the ones that I would like to
drink the rest of and then maybe the Red
Bull but everything past that I really
don't care so yes thank you for watching
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of the of the energy drinks of the world
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