How is everything?
What's-- oh, happy anniversary!
Thank you.
Right?
Two years.
We just celebrated our
two-year anniversary.
Congratulations.
Thank you, yeah.
It's going well so far.
It's sort of been--
we have milestones
coming up this year.
I'm turning 40 in October,
and he's just turned 30,
so we're celebrating
some big milestones.
So you know, I had to--
Are you doing anything special?
Or did you do anything special?
We went to Mykonos and
Istanbul for our anniversary,
and then I just have this
sort of overwhelming--
I wouldn't call it a
burden-- but I really
didn't know what to get
him for his 30th birthday.
He just has enough, you know.
And so I mean, look at me.
He has this.
[CHEERING]
But he really wanted
these Yeezy sneakers--
do you know what
I'm talking about?
It's Kanye West's sneakers.
They're very hard to find.
They're impossible to find.
They're expensive.
They're very expensive,
and they've hard to find.
And so I happen to know
one of the girls who's
on the Kardashian Glam Squad.
Her name is Jen Atkin.
She does hair for
all the Kardashians.
Because unlike you
and I, you know,
when they wake up
in the morning,
a team descends upon
them, and they're like,
let's get you
ready for your day.
So my friend Jen was
literally on the phone
with Kim Kardashian,
and I was like, I
need a size 11 of this
Snow White gray sneaker,
and like she was like, OK,
Kim's going in the backroom
and seeing if she can find that.
And like I just
pictured Kim in like,
you know, a Foot Locker
outfit, going in the backroom
to like find a size.
And she's like, OK, I have a
13, I have a 14, I have black.
But I was like, no, I
need the gray in 11.
She's like, let me go
back and look again.
It's literally Kim
Kardashian is like looking
for these shoes for me.
And they don't-- they come
up dry, and they're like, OK,
we're going to call Kourtney.
Next.
And like, it was literally
the Kardashian clan
looking to help me find
shoes for my husband.
I ended up going on eBay.
Wow.
They couldn't even help me out.
Wow.
So you bought them on eBay?
I bought them on eBay, yeah.
From what I hear, that's the
only place you can find them.
Yeah, apparently.
Wow.
Is that the shoe?
That's the shoe.
Right.
It looks like a
little slipper, maybe.
Yeah.
Like a moccasin-- I'm sure
they're very comfortable.
I should have worn them today.
Yeah.
Just taking him
back for the day.
But he must have
flipped out that you
got him the Yeezy shoes.
Listen, it wasn't Yeezy.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHUCKLES]
Ah, stupid.
[LAUGHTER]
I love stupid.
I know you do.
