don't be a fucking fool write a fucking
fool yep I'm talking to you watcher whom
believes the fucking Galactic Federation is
coming on the tenth of October or should i say
the 14th of October fuckin whatever the fucking date
it doesn't fucking matter cause the Galactic
Federation is full of fucking crap
hello? hmm might have a couple of fucking
things right but they don't know fucking
shit right the Galactic Federation is about
as useless as fucking toe jam right!
that's fuckin right people wake the fuck
up fucking fooled do you want to be fooled by a bunch of fucking
dick wad idiots that's got no fucking brains
and they want to manipulate the shit out of you
yeah galactic federation would you like some proof
hmm would you like some fucking proof hmm wonder
what this is all about oh did i just pull this
out of my fucking drawer geez have I had
this for so fucking long thet I just
thought oh well this is important well I
might just have to keep it did God tell
me the fucking keep it did he did he say
subconsciously um? put this away
somewhere so you can pull it out on a
future date and go you're a bunch of
fucking dickheads right it is claimed
that the Galactic Federation has just
announced its first mass landing to be
in Australia on May the fifth may fifth
1996 you fucking idiots wake the fuck up Galactic
Federation mate you want channelers?
channeling fucking something real?
well fucking don't turn the fucking Galactic
Federation Scientology fucking dick heads
and all the other fucking hale-bopp fuckwits out
there like Rael and fucking Billy Meier
and all those fuckwits who were all contacted
by fucking Nazis by the way you fuckin idiots like i
fuckin said hmm wake the fuck up the only
thing the Galactic Federation has got
right out of their whole fucking bullshit
scam is light ships right hmm light
ships a light ship is real the other
things there called fucking military craft
idiots right here is something you
should know about Johnstone when a
reputable US channel-er brings through repeated
data about a mass space landing
not in the USA but in Central Australia
ooh see transcript extracts over the
page and vital key elements of his data
confirm the duplicate by a long-standing
NZ channel and also predicted by
Gordon Michael Scallion mmm Gordon
Michael Scallion's just about proved fucking wrong
about now isn't he his as fucking in the head as
fuckin all the rest of them then we
should all sit up and take notice oh I'm
sitting up all right i'm fucking telling yous
how it is you fucking fools right Sheldon Nidle eh
what a fuckin name the channeler of the data in the
successful book you are becoming a
galactic human co-authored by Virginia Essene
is channeling every few days more and
more data about the detailed plans for the
first mass landing from
extraterrestrials if he was the only one
bringing it through I'd say wait and see
but this is so detailed that many consider's
with other data that we cannot ignore it Oh
oh the aliens are coming! oh the aliens are coming
I have applied your various tests to the data and
see no reason to doubt its validity mmm
it is coming not from the Ashtar Command but
from another friendly group of vast size
there are several that fit this category
in my view their standards is not as high
as the Ashtar Command but that is not the
issue here they are very they are quite
capable to carry out much of what they talk
about there will be a massive fly around
our planet by their group of vast ships to
confirm that they were here and confound
the cynics and governments about their
symbolic first mass landing of the
unknown number of craft in Central
Australia when in 1996 well did it happen
no do you think its going to happen this month to
you kuckin fools mmm-hmm I told yous your all full
of shit hmm told all the fucken dickhead's on earth last
hope's fucking channel to earth last hope's a fucking
scam huh! put that in your little black book all
right hmm these communications are being
added to an updated every few days and go
into great detail I'm getting these from
the USA within hours of them recieved
the extract on the back is
typical the major world governments are
aware of what they are planning and
the Galactic Federation's command that all
the people be told this as we know has
not been done because of this they say
they will break into radio and TV
programs at the time of the fly around
to talk to the people duhehhh fuckin idiots mmm they have also
given seven pages of detail about the
mass landing and reprints of this will be
given to you at a special day at Kew see
below oh extraterrestrial contact day let's all go to Kew
mmm yeah lets go to Kew what a load of fuckin dog shit turd crap hm-mm
that's right what? $39 to go and to sit
in this thing and listen to some dick head talk about
the Ashtar command? I don't fucking think so what?
the galactic federation of fucking bullshit scams hmn yeah
oh well oh yeah you fuckin dickheads oh anyone got any brains in there and do you know how to fuckin use it
or are you all fucked in the head fuckin zombies fucken slaves
fucking repeaters monkey see monkey do hmm well? update
from Sheldon mm fucken dickhead sheldon we come to you now with
this information that all systems and
procedures required by the final stages
of our first contact mission is proceeding on the
schedule the so-called comet hale-bopp
oh hale bopp whoa you gonna be ah? in a big fucking
cult mass suicide are yous? oh yeah oh ah don't drink
the kool-aid hmn oh don't drink the kool-aid hmm comet hale-bopp
actually a camouflaged former aliance
spaceship is proceeding on its course to
rendeavor to endeavorness to rendeavor with
our world in the early spring and complete
it's historic diplomatic mission by
delivering the 10,000 Ambassadors
to their Australian colony on May the fifth
nineteen ninety-seven mmm oh yeah oh oh yea oh hmn dickheads
in addition the Federation spaceship which is known
to many as Nibiru mm-hm-m dick heads is
continueing to monitor it's
progress and to act as the comets
companion both will arrive in your
planets vicinity by the end of March 1997
yeah just like they're going to arrive this month hmm
this month on the 14th of October yeah oh yea the aliens are coming! you
dickheads mmm fucking idiots Nibiru is continuing to monitor
its progress and to act as the comets
companion both will arrive in your
planet's vicinity by the end of March
1997 toward the end of the Galactic
month of Mac what the fuck ever! during
the following week the Federation
spaceship or Nibiru will uncloak itself
so that more of earths scientists can better
observe our space station and learn
more about its reality yeah yea ohh oh yeah I talk out my
arse in addition the comet will
continue to break up dissolve into it's
components and prepare for its arrival
our ship will continue to allow psychic's
and scientist's to converse with it or
with them and can see that we come on a
mission of divine peace love and light
that will allow you an easier transition
to your higher and more conscious selfs
in addition we have proved your service
government that our mission is peaceful
benevolent and necessary for the graceful
continuance of human civilization on your
planet this action hm-mm action was done by
showing them that their weaponry was
useless and would not prevent hmm hm hm hmm mm
the breaking up of our landing grid energy
patterns lol ergh which we have set in your
upper atmosphere we have also saved the
life of pilots as well as aircraft or
various air forces that had challenged us
in the past few weeks the angelic
hierarchy has informed man and many persons
as well as the world governments of what
is now occurring and this first contact
mission has their full and undivided
approval now is the time to demand that
these surface governments begin to inform
their respected citizens of what is
occurring in their skies and in the solar
system for far too long these surface
governments have kept their people in the
dark about the Galactic Federation's
existence and especially about this
vital mission which is now scheduled for
completion by December the 17th 1996
what a lot of shit-turd fucking tyrant mate mm
fucking shit turd fucking tyrant let's see oh
we keep on going? eh okay Sheldon Nidle biosketch
Sheldon Nidle was born in New York City on
November the eleventh 1946 or is that?
 1846 whatever
the fuck he grew up in Buffalo New York
his first extraterrestrial UFO experiences
began shortly after his birth and were
highlighted in nineteen fifty-five with
various modes of contact phenomena and
manifestations life form communications
extraterrestrial visitations teachings lessons
while onboard the spacecraft and while
on earth telepathic communications and
direct fore knowledge in search he has seen
craft on numerous occasions throughout
the years oh yeah i suppose he saw the craft land in
1997 ohh is it the same craft?
that's supposed to be landing on line fuckin
2008 hmm oh yeah i suppose it is we suppose to supposed to believe
the Galactic Federation fucking bullshit
fucking lies yeah you're all fucking
brainwashed sheeple that's right! sheeple fucking sheeple
sheeple right fuckin get your fucking facts straight hmm
update from Sheldon the fucking dick head
greetings we come to you with good news about
what is now transpiring in your solar
system and on your planet at present
our fleet has completed its necessary
tasks to ensure that you're landing
or our landing grids have been put into place
this action was completed on December
the 10th 1996 oh was it oh yes geez it was wasn't it these landing grids are
incapable of being destroyed in a course
of unexplained explosions sonic booms
and other similar effects when they were
attacked by the particle beam-weapons
employed by your various surface
government's hmnn yeah your fucking full of shit
right shit full of it right ass shit your
as corrupt to the core as fucking every body else
we're mortal fucking scum right just like me just
like everybody else get the fuck over it you fuckin grandeur
piece's of shit hmm that's right it has
been of great concern to us that such weapons
are being employed against us and we
have taken measures to render their
effects harmless to earths human population
we are now fully ready to begin the
process of mass landing in the
appropriate and chosen date in addition
we have begun the final set of
transmissions to your planetary governments
upon our arrival upon your world these
series of transmission began on November the
17 1996 yeah oh yea their purpose is to help make
the governments understand the
importance of the mass landings yeah i
suppose that's oh yeah that's what its all about to us
and to have them not attempt to resist
the flyovers that we wish to perform in the
24-hour period before the actual
landings begin for too long we have had
to be discreet when the actual landings
were scheduled and until we hear back
from the earth's governments we will have to
continue this mode of operation just
know that the time when we will be among
you grows very very short geez they like talking
like fucking religiously don't they oh they start off
with greetings we come to you with good
news ohh they come to you with the gospel and what's
the last one that they end with? um our time
among you grows very very short oh didn't Jesus
say that to his twelve apostles? you fuckin idiots ok well the comet
known as hale bop don't drink the kool-aid erghh you fucking
sheeple is in the process of prepairing
itself for the final set of course
corrections that will allow it to
encounter your planet on the date of
April fifteenth nineteen ninety-seven
this time will mark the ending of the
Alliance star ships journey and beginning its
time for preparation and landing in the central
part of your continent of Australia its
companion which is the Galactic
Federation starship will appear for all
to see on the eve of the mass landing
operation it is now in the midst of
giving a series of important protocols
to Planet Earth's surface governments that
concern this most vital mission for first
contact in this regard we will commence
a general broadcast to earth on the
frequencies that we have previously used
on December the 17th 1996 what can I say
hmm what the fuck can I say besides told yous'e
so fuckin idiots right don't fall for fucking bullshit
scams i sit here and i be real i tell cunts how the fuck it is
they sit there and they go oh-oheh oh oh he is full of shit! oh
his a loony a wacko oh look at him his all fuckin this I'm fucking serious that's what the fuck I am
and if you don't like it then don't fucking watch right!
this is the way it is right bullshit
fucking scam scam scam scam yous are all
fucking scamed you're all fucked the head
if you fucking believe these things right!
that's right your fucked in the fucking head sheeple
sheeple sheeple sheeple so
whoever goes out side and looks up at the
sky expecting to see a fucking light
ship on the 14th of fucking October
two thousand and eight this year a few
days away hmm you're a fucking idiot right fucking fool fool fool fool yep
so go fucking print fucking fool on your fore
head and walk in the street if you walk out
side there and look up for a fucking thing
mmm well i will be sitting fucking where ever going oh yep
well if it happens it'll be on
the television but guess what! dickheads it's
not going to fucking happen eghh
