All right.
So your mom said you're
the smartest one.
She also said she does not like
your bike shorts that you wear.
Oh.
Well--
Are you still wearing them?
I wouldn't call her the most--
What?
--trendy, trendsetter
of the family.
She's fashionable.
She's very fashionable,
but, I mean,
look at those bike shorts.
I love them.
But I will say, I
mean, I've been wearing
bike shorts for years now.
Mm-hmm.
And now every other
designer is selling them.
So she only wishes--
I'm taking that 10%
away from her on that.
Yeah.
On that-- those bike shorts.
We have proof, she said
she didn't like them,
well she's cut out
of that percentage.
Oh, no.
Well, she's OK without that 10%.
[LAUGHTER]
So this trend that
you're setting, baking--
what were you baking
here first of all,
and then why are you wearing
this while you're baking?
Oh.
OK, well--
Yeah.
First of all, what
do you making?
I was really baking brownies and
a birthday cake for my friend.
OK.
I took a girl's trip
to Palm Springs.
Mm-hmm.
That outfit, I probably
had under sweats.
Uh-huh.
But sometimes you got to do
some things for the Gram.
I see.
For Instagram.
I see.
So, you know, we do a little
impromptu photo shoots just
for Instagram, but
I wasn't walking
around baking like that.
I see.
Because you could burn yourself.
Yes, you can.
And you can get in
trouble with your husband
sometimes over too
many photos like that.
Oh, I was going to ask if
Kanye-- if that bothers him.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
You know, it's like half
and half because, you know,
he always wants me to
be me and feel confident
and we're having fun.
But it also bothers him.
Yeah, but then you still do it.
I go through waves.
Like, sometimes
I'm like, OK, I'll
be more conservative
on my Instagram.
And sometimes I really
have to get something out
if I'm feeling good
about myself or I've
been working out really hard
and then I'll post something.
And then he'll get upset,
and then we'll just,
you know, it's a cycle.
If you ever scare me--
That's what I'm going to do.
--don't ever scare
me with that spider.
That is exactly-- as
soon as you said--
I was, like, I know exactly
what we're going to do.
I'm like--
As a matter of fact,
I did know that.
I was like, what?
Hold on.
I'm, like, deathly
afraid of spiders.
So don't try me right now.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
My dress is falling off.
Is that a spider?
It's tiny.
What?
No!
You're going to fall.
You're going to fall.
No!
All right.
I'm sitting in the audience.
[CHEERING]
I'm safe.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop!
[SCREAMING]
Oh my God!
There is nothing.
Don't do that to me.
My dress is falling off!
All right.
Oh my God.
I'll literally cry
if I see a spider.
Well, why?
Because they just are so--
I mean, my daughter's
been begging
me to go to this stupid
spider exhibit in town.
And you walk and there's
spiders everywhere.
And they could just jump on
you or land on you, and--
Yeah, well, they wouldn't
have poisonous ones.
No, I know, but
still, I don't care.
All right.
You need to learn about spiders.
They do a lot of good
and they're brilliant.
Can you imagine
shooting something out
of your butt that actually--
you can travel around and--
Yes, I can.
That was a wrong question.
All right.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAM]
[BLEEP]
God [BEEP]!
