How's it going I'm your reporter Chet Bobo
And today we're gonna be covering some spicy news. Keemstar couldn't be here because he's in Los Angeles
I'm doing the news. For our first story today
Our first story comes straight from DJ Akademiks Twitter "People are always quick to slander and say bad stuff about lil pump
But never acknowledged he's the most caring and thoughtful rapper in the game
She stopped his whole performance to get medical help for a fan having a seizure
So you heard it here first from DJ Akademiks' Twitter
Lil pump is very caring and compassionate.Our next story here today is... shark
KSI
Straight from his Twitter Lord and Savior himself, the press conference is coming soon
Look, there's details on screen how exciting you guys can go there and you can, you can watch two youtubers beat each other up
That's fun. That's always fun
So you remember that TanaCon thing?
you know where TanaCon left a bunch of kids out in the
The burning Sun and then said that they'd like to be oppressed
Well, some exciting news has come up straight from Hank Green, VidCon CEO
He made some comments on TanaCon's disaster and he said and I quote "What a stupid---  Oh that's not that's not right
hold on saying
inexcusable and terrifying
Thanks, thanks Hank. Lets get rooiiighhttt into the corn. Oh
We got a Logan Paul story. Logan Paul blocked me on Twitter because I said he was bad at drama
Logan Paul is filming a documentary about what actually happened during a suicide video scandal. So Logan Paul,
Logan Paul's a genius here. He's like, well, I didn't make enough money off the scandal. Let me make a f***ing documentary about it.
He goes like "Wow, I just saw Shane Dawson make a bunch of money off of f***ing people out in the Sun
Let me go make money off of this f***ing body." Uh
Don't watch it. So we have another story. Apparently that JOOGSQUAD has managed to prank the entire state of, Florida
I managed to watch the first 30 seconds of this video and that's what he said. Check it out... Link in the description
Whatever happened to Bashur
So according to VICE, eventually youtubers died trying to save girlfriend from waterfall Megan Scraper, Ryker Gamble and
Alexey-- I can't pronounce your name
I apologize. From a show on on YouTube called High On Life SundayFundayz. Swept over a waterfall in British Columbia. Hey Keem,
you know...
When I was collabing with you. I didn't think I'd be reporting on someone dying. On a real doe
condolences to the family and, and
Friends of the victims, you know
it's always tragic when we lose one of our own and
I dont know what to say, its rough.
In other news, a youtuber by the name of Paul David has been copyright strike on YouTube shocking I know.
But it's actually a little different this time. It seems that he's been copyrighted for his own song.
How the f**k did that happen
Youtube what the f**k Susan are you high? Oh, we got a story about Fousey Baldy guy
We got some news from professional rapper Fouseytube. Whats good Josh your boy DDG man
I will be at my boy Fousey event this July 15th free event in LA
Make sure you pop out. We finna Tea Up
Apparently he's been trying to build up hype for his July 15th show in LA ever
Since a fan came out claiming that they had cancer
Balds look out for each other. There's some
Rumor now, I can't say this cuz this is just, this is just on the internet
But there's some rumor that he also may be working on a professional new rap song as well
So we have some news about um, about X. Now
I know a lot of you guys are still just like myself still kind of quaking about what happened. But
Apparently there's some news that before X had actually passed away. He signed a 10,000,000 dollar deal with Empire
So, I mean that could be good for his family at least
in the long-run
According to Twitter the most reputable news source of all time
We are hearing that apparently Drake never paid Ninja 5 grand for that promotion. Now
I don't know what you guys are thinking about this but I heard about that drama
Where apparently Ninja said that Drake used him. Now,
I want to go ahead and put my opinion on the playing field here. I One hun--
How are you gonna tell me thats every story. I'm in the bathtub filled with popcorn and we only have 5 stories
DramaAlert news team you're slacking! and I called you out live.
The news has been brought to you by people online at Twitter. Do your part, help us out! Claim someone's a pedophile...
Allegedly. KEEM said that I was allowed to plug my music if I did this, so I'm gonna plug some of my music.
That track isn't available, but it's gonna be coming out with my mixtape. Peep my mixtape
It's coming out soon. Thank you guys for all the support you guys are dope.
2 BREAKING HAVE HAPPENED! Now KEEMSTAR specifically warned me about audio quality
so I stepped outside where it's windy
Our first breaking story, is a Twitch staff member named Soma (?)
Actually just left Twitch and said, "these guys are social justice warriors"
I've put my two weeks notice into Twitch like the next week. I was like f**k this SJW s**t. I couldn't wait to leave that f***ing cesspool of f***ing
fairy snowflake c**ts
F**k that. Twitch I love Twitch by the way, all right now the second breaking news actually didn't come from the DramaAlert news team
I actually just found this on Twitter
I don't know if I'm supposed to be reporting this because the Drama Alert news team didn't give me this but
Susan Wojcicki, just put on her Twitter "Today
we shared YouTube's 25 million dollar investment to support the future of news and online video.
We're partnering with the news industry and working to provide a better news experience on YouTube"
So basically what I'm hearing here, is YouTube is going to be launching a news
source. Okay, so DramaAlert listen to me carefully,
Alright, this is off the script, but all you KEEM loving people out there, listen to me!
We need to rally up. We need to we need to rally up and say no.
DramaAlerts the best news team! DramaAlerts the best news source! DramaAlert! Everyone is spamming the chat, DramaAlert!
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