My name is Sandra Steam and I curate
latte art. I am always on the lookout for
new talent and I pride myself on being
the person to connect the latte artist
with perspective benefactors. When I
first saw latte art I was blown away and
devastated at the same time there I was
staring down at something so beautiful
and destined to be destroyed by me then
I thought latte art, latte ism is an
artistic revolution paintings are visual
stimulants fashion is textile music
connects your soul through your ears.
Latte ism penetrates you it moves
through your veins it actually comes out
the other end.
I have an eye for a latte artists Pete. I
discovered him at crazy coffee and Jill
I discovered her at between two beans.
Now Jill was a latte runner-up at last
year's latte of the Year contest. When I
found Jill she was just paying for
medical school. Now.
Now her work has purpose her talent is
all over the internet immortalized by me.
What do I say to people who hate latte
art? I hate you what do I say to people
who hate latte art? Go fuck yourself.
What do I say to people who hate latte
art. Do you also hate your mother.
Latte art. It's a relative to the progression
of humanity. iPhones. Gone. Computers. Gone.
Tinder. Gone. Latte art in 100 years will
absolutely still be here.
