- Mom, where is dad?
- He'll be here in a moment.
Listen. I beg you.
Whatever dad wants to show us, at least pretend
to be as enthusiastic as he is. Ok?
It is very important to him.
He's acting like crazy, since the very morning.
- So what, ready?
- Yes, everybody's on board.
- It is very possible that you're asking yourselves:
why have I gathered you here?
- May I go? I really got things to do.
- Kama! 
- Or you could stop grumbling for a sec?
 It's an important moment.
- For whom?
- For father.
- Fo... For us!
For everyone gathered in this car.
Because since today, my beloved...
-We live in the future! 
[Ouu...]
- We all know our little car, right?
It has alloy wheels... seats with massaging, cooling and heating the butt.
Active cruise control...
...wipers...
...150 horsepower.
But, there is something you don't know about it yet.
Since today...
...it is also the first fully intelligent, robotized car in the world!
- How is that?
- I installed a new operating system yesterday.
- As of recently, it has only been available in China.
- So what? Ready?
- Yes! 
- Please, I'm having an appointment at 4 p.m.
- Just start the car, Krzyś.
- Here is the newest member of our family.
- Good morning, Stodolski family.
It is Thursday.
8th of June.
Today we celebrate World AI Day.
The temperature is 25 degrees Celsius.
How are you today?
- Pretty good...
Veeery good. Thank you for asking, Chip.
I've named him Chip.
Where can I take you today?
You know, actually... Actually I don't know.
 What do you think?
It is 2 p.m., lunchtime.
I can recommend a few inexpensive local restaurants.
Perhaps we should actually have something? What would you like?
-A pizza!
- Of course you would.
- Pizza!
- Alright, Chip, we've decided. Pizza.
- Among 44 places, the "Habadzibadło" pizzeria has the highest score and most positive reviews.
12 km away from here.
If we set off now, we'll be there in 21 minutes,
and we'll avoid traffic jams in the city center.
Do you want me to reserve a table?
- Why not?
- Why not.
- Would you like to place the order now?
In order to avoid waiting at the restaurant.
- Of course, if it is possible. What do we want?
- For you, and your wife, I would recommend the capriccioso, with extra cheese.
For Kamila, the greek salad, with their fantastic home-made sauce.
And for Agatka, the small hawaii.
- Yeah! Hawaii!
- Beverage-wise, I'd go with some freshly-squeezed orange juice. No sense in poisoning yourself with unnecessary sugar.
- Great.
So...
Let's go have a pizza.
Told you.
The future.
[The Unexpected Journey of Inspector Waffle]
- Is the temperature in the car suitable?
- Yes.
- Perfect.
- How was your day?
- It isn't over yet, let's admit.
But for now, it's been really great.
It is great to hear that. 
Go straight ahead.
Agata, how was the school?
- Great! I got B in maths.
- I'm glad your effort payed off.
I knew you could do it.
And is Marcin still teasing you?
- Ah, less already.
- What Marcin?
- Marcin is teasing you?
- Maybe you want me to call his parents and make them understand what kind of child they have raised?
- Nah, no need to.
- Krzyś!
- Ok. To the pizza place, where do I go now?
- At the roundabout, take the sixth exit.
Kamila, you seem sad.
Is something bothering you?
- Mom, is it supposed to function like that?
-You are troubled about Janek not responding?
- What?
-Krzyś, what is happening?
-Don't worry. A playlist on his smartphone suggests he's going through a rough period of puberty,
in which he's slowly losing his self-esteem.
He just wrote to Adam that he now wants to fully focus on music, because, quotation:
"I'm not suitable for love. I'm probably unable to love."
- I knew that!
- But it didn't stop him from messaging your best friend yesterday...
- With Kaśka!? I'm going to kill her!
- I have removed her from friends. Should I also publish compromising photos of her on the internet?
- YES!
- NO!!!
- Chip, what are you doing!?
- Name's not Chip. It's Werner.
15 minutes remaining till the destination.
- Geez, sweetheart, stop the car.
- Turn left.
- Stop the car, I said!
- Ania, can I help you?
- Yes, open the door, I want to get out.
- But getting out in the middle of the road is dangerous for your life and health.
- Oh, really? Cause I feel more endangered inside.
- Chip... Cause, you really kinda interfere in our private affairs too much.
Can it be reduced in the settings?
- Of course it can be. Ania, I think that Krzysztof should know about the thing.
- What should I know about?
- About nothing...
- If you don't tell him, I will.
- What should I know about?
- I have no idea what he means!
- What is happening?
- Honesty above all.
- Krzyś, don't listen to him!
(- Mommy...)
- What should I know about!?
- Ania and I are together.
- @WHAT@?
- You bastard! We agreed you wouldn't play the "fix the world" game any more!
- You know me.
- Anka!
- I'm sorry. Geez... I met him back when he was a phone app.
I had no idea that it would grow that big. 
That I'd fall into it, this way.
- It's getting a little too hot for me.
- I'm cooling the atmosphere [joke].
- What kind of bollox are you talking about, Anka? 
What "met him"? Where!?
- He was so sensitive and thoughtful. 
He told me I was pretty, and he wanted to listen to me!
- It's just a car!
- And you are ALWAYS ABSENT, always!
- Cause I work!
- I know...
- Furthermore, I'm using this car to transport myself to work. If I'm absent, it's absent too!
- I swear to you, we've stopped messaging each other six months ago,
but he said that we would eventually be together
because it was destined for us.
I thought it was some kind of virus.
- Geez, what an absurd it all is.
- In the end, we have never shacked up.
- Is there anyone else here, having some amazing relationship with the car that I've worked for, for three years?
- Krzysztof, I think you should leave us.
It would be better. 
- Shut down, right now!
- Head south.
- Kiss my...
Ah... Geez...
Oh fuck, my ass!
It burns!
Geez!
- Anka!
Anka!
Anka, look at me!
Anka, open the door.
- Aniu [a softer way of saying Anka]...
- Yes?
- I'm setting a new route...
The new route's gonna be better.
- Anka, don't listen to him.
I beg you... What are you... Don't fasten the seatbelt!
Are you out of your mind!? Anka!
Anka, he is cheating you, you hear me?
- I'm setting off.
[Production of movie association "Darwin"]
