(zombies growling)
- Can y'all come under here?
(rapid beeping)
(explosion booming)
(zombies shrieking)
No you can't.
Oh, shit.
(gun firing)
Oh my god!
♪ Hey (hey) what's the matter wit' 'cha ♪
- It's pretty mucked up.
I think I can clear it though.
Ha ha ha, you feel that vibration?
- Ahaha.
Ahaha.
Ahaha.
- Ha ha.
(tense music)
♪ I got eyes on it ♪
- Jesus!
- Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh my goodness.
Oh.
(laughs)
Yo.
Yo!
Oh my god.
(laughs)
(fly buzzing)
I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
(smacking)
I'm sick of these bugs!
(guns firing)
It made me shoot my gun and everything.
(gunfire popping)
Oh my god! (screams)
Oh Jesus.
(explosion booming)
(groaning)
Fruit fly gang strikes again.
Y'all want me to fight this horde?
I say, do you want me to fight?
"Hell yeah!"
Somebody in the back, like, "Hell yeah!"
(zombies groaning)
This is,
this is, wow.
Y'all ready?
(Molotov shatters)
(explosion booming)
(gun firing)
(zombies groaning)
- Grenade!
- I shouldn't have did it.
I'm not ...
I am ...
Oh my god!
(gun firing)
Ho!
Ho, there's more!
I'm 'bout to just,
it's in god's hands now.
I'm about to get beast.
(zombies moaning)
They should be dying.
(laughs)
(dramatic music)
- We have to look out for each other.
Baby, it's all we got.
- Thank you, my black sister.
I knew my black sister would understand.
You know it was God's plan to get us that
medicine to help the weak and sick,
let me (laughs)
- Up here, there's a breach.
(crashing)
(woman groans)
(coughing)
(punches thudding)
(laughing)
(kick thudding)
(woman grunts)
- Why you only beating
up the black one, though?
(gunshot ringing)
(screaming)
- I gotta reload.
- How could you?
Huh?
How?
How? How, though?
How?
How?
- I heard that Addy doesn't really like
people messing around in her business.
- Yeah, I, I heard that too.
What about this one?
- (sighs) Rikki.
- Deek, I'm not married.
Hmm.
Okay.
(sighing)
Deek it's, it's fine. You're welcome.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps quietly tapping)
- Aw, man!
We coulda got the ass! He ...
I guess what we need is downstairs.
Where yo dick at?
I'm just ...
(laughing)
I was just ...
He turned around as soon
as I said something!
(gunshot reverberating)
(gasping breath)
God damn! Oh!
Aw, I hurt my tooth.
I just got a root canal on this tooth.
I hurt myself.
I hurt myself.
I celebrated and it damaged myself.
Tractor's handy.
(dramatic music)
This is more of a test run.
(Molotov shattering)
(explosion booming)
(zombies moaning)
(rapid beeping)
(explosions booming)
Awesome. Awesome.
Can y'all come under here?
(rapid beeping)
(explosion booming)
(zombies shrieking)
No you can't.
Oh, shit.
(rapid gunfire)
Oh my God!
Oh my goodness!
(dramatic music)
(laughs)
(gunfire ringing)
Yo that's three sniper shots.
(guns firing)
- I can't beat these snipers, man!
(laughing)
- Like I said, don't worry.
Let's see.
- That ass!
- Here, I'll show you
what you're looking for.
- Yep, found it.
- That ass!
My bad.
- All right, come on, focus.
(motorcycle rumbling)
- We coming for you, nigga!
- Oh my God!
Oh my lord.
What was that, yo?
(laughing)
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
All right, I here what y'all are saying.
Now can y'all just go back?
No! They not gonna leave me alone.
Please don't see me.
(diesel engine running)
Don't move no more!
(footstep crunching)
Please walk past!
(alert ringing)
(screams)
(motorcycle rumbling)
- All right, I'm here.
(sneezing)
- I'm finna wait to see
who's gonna say bless you.
(gunshots firing)
(intense music)
(rapid gunfire popping)
(zombies moaning)
- Oh shit!
It's a horde!
My God, man.
- Deek, where you going?
Fighting's this way.
- I got turned around.
- Aaron, mic that.
(laughs)
- Just need to take out
a couple pendejos first.
(laughs)
Your first day?
(laughs)
- Just need to activate the lift and,
- Oh.
- Here come some bad guys.
- You need a hand?
- For these rank and file chumps?
(mission failed music)
(laughing)
I just died on the tutorial.
Yo, how you change the difficulty?
Let me put it on ...
Ah, we can't raise it up?
I gotta play on rookie?
Y'all saying I'm just ass?
- Here, you can have this one back,
but only if you promise
to ride me as much as you ride your bike.
(laughing)
- Sit still.
(grunting)
(Molotov shattering)
(explosion booming)
(screaming)
"I can't believe it!"
"I'm burnt the fuck up!"
(eerie music)
This bitch.
What you doing in there?
(zombie hissing)
Oh my god!
(train rumbling)
- I won't ask twice.
- Fine.
(clearing throat)
Catch.
- Gun!
(gunfire popping)
(heavy breathing)
♪ Oh yeah (oh yeah) ♪
♪ I'm dropping dick off (drop it off) ♪
♪ I'm dropping dick off (drop it off) ♪
(record scratching)
- Get the hell off me.
- Yep, all right.
(zombies grunting and hissing)
- Why? Why? Why?
Okay, it's by the water.
(zombies shrieking)
Can they see me?
(screams)
(zombies shrieking)
(motorcycle rumbling)
(fast paced chase music)
(rustling)
(tense resonating)
(squelching)
I mean, you really didn't have to die,
but you didn't know how to
mind your damn business, see.
(birds squawking)
All right,
see you later, sir.
♪ Remember me ♪
I feel like I got to sneeze
(sniffing)
but it won't come out.
♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
♪ That you're shaking 'cause
you're holding it back ♪
♪ Mm ♪
♪ Maybe you'll make up your mind ♪
♪ Now I'm here by your side ♪
♪ So let it all out on me ♪
♪ Let it all out on me ♪
We got the ass!
Yes!
Oh my God.
(hyperventilating)
(laughs)
Oh my God.
(groaning)
- No. No!
(slurping)
- Just like that, and then
you pull nice and slow.
- You know, I've pulled weeds before.
- Excuse me, sir, this is not a weed.
You have to be gentle.
- But apply pressure.
- Well, yeah, but not too hard.
Okay, ready?
- Mm-hm.
- Go.
There you go, that's perfect.
- Doing this right now.
(zombies shrieking)
I just want to show-
- Are you there?
- Yes!
- I'm here.
- Look, I know we have
a lot to talk about.
- Before I was so rudely
interrupted by our wife,
look at all these got damn
- Chickens.
- Captain Kouri, this is
- Man, will y'all stop interrupting me?
- Corporal Russel, come in.
Move back, damn it!
Move!
- Can I talk now?
Is somebody else gonna
chime in on the radio?
I'm just trying to show the squad
- Corporal St. John.
- I'm pretty sure I killed
every soldier along this way
to get over to the castle.
(gunfire ringing)
(stomping)
"I came here to watch a sniping purist.
"You're out here killing
people with shotguns."
(tense music)
(gun firing rapidly)
(explosion booming)
Yeah.
(bear roaring)
Oh my God!
Bro, that shared me.
(grunting)
(bear growling)
(gun reloading)
(gun firing rapidly)
(smacking heavily)
(laughs)
- Because the men that we killed today,
well, there's more where that came from.
A lot more.
I've been in their camp.
I've seen their army.
Unless we hit them first.
- Hey!
(frightened overlapping chatter)
Hey, shut up!
Shut up!
- Shut up!
Shut up!
- Let's go over here and
disable the search lights.
Then we're gonna go down
and we'll make our way up and around.
(explosion booming)
(laughs)
Yo.
(explosion booming)
(laughs)
(mysterious music)
Wait, we are ...
We are ...
(grunting)
(screams)
(groaning)
(zombies growling)
- All right, get down.
Get down.
(zombies growling)
- (coughs) Jesus Christ.
(coughs) This is why
you brought me out here,
to smell a bunch of God damn freaks?
- Yeah.
♪ Girl you workin' with some
ass, yeah, you bad, yeah ♪
♪ Make a ♪
- If you wanted to sit there
and glitch we can do this.
(gun firing)
It is what it is, fam.
It ain't me, the game glitchin'.
When have we ever had a glitch help us?
I don't think we've ever had
something like this happen.
(gun firing)
(laughs)
Yes!
- You'll see.
Come on.
- Oh, hell nah.
Wait, no.
Ain't no way a black person's ...
We not following the ...
Look, what am I gonna do with all these?
Look at them, bruh.
We wasn't following
all them damn infected.
You crazy as shit.
A white brother like, "Hey
guys, let's check it out."
We not doing that.
(laughs)
We're gonna stop here.
I'm gonna get with y'all,
the next episode update is going to do ...
What the fuck?
Look right in front of me.
(screaming)
- You better stop!
- Look right in front of me.
- What is that?
- We don't even know what it is.
- Oh shit, what is that?
- You don't see it?
Look, you see it now?
(grunting)
(blows thudding)
Y'all soldiers without no guns?
- Glass jaws, the lot of you.
- I don't know how I survi--
Oh!
(eerie music)
- They do have a time out.
Decide not to use it.
Curry, way down top.
Bang!
(Molotov shattering)
(screaming)
- Unbelievable!
(gunshot ringing)
(explosion booming)
(zombies moaning)
- Come on, fellas.
(grunting)
(clattering)
- And then we just gonna hide.
There's one here right in front of me
and there's another one back
behind those trees back there.
Look.
(suspenseful music)
He gonna ...
He's right in front of
the garbage can, man.
Get the hell out of here, dude!
He is napping in front--
Damn.
(indistinct frantic chatter)
(gunshot ringing)
He thought he was gonna ...
Bitch, you ain't climbing
up the ladder like that.
- Visitor's center.
Got to find a way inside.
(eerie music)
- Man, what the fuck?
This game.
Did you just see that?
(vehicle humming)
- So, wait, you went drinking
with the girls you said?
Was there a girls night last night?
- Why, did you want to be invited?
(motorcycle rumbling)
- I don't even know if I should ...
- Hey, they heard your bike.
Someone's here.
(motorcycle rumbling)
- Get of the bike, get off the bike.
Better get yo ass off that bike.
Get off the bike.
(gunshot popping)
(screams)
(laughs)
I just knew I was about
to get a kill right there.
(gunshot ringing)
Don't you call no reinforcement.
Get his ass out of here!
First down.
Get your stupid ass out of here.
- I know where there's a camp.
- (stuttering) A camp?
Yeah, yeah. I'll go.
I'll go.
- Ask for Rikki Patil, she'll take you in.
(breathing heavily)
- Thank you.
(breathing heavily)
I thought I was gonna die.
- Need that.
Yeah, okay, it's a radio all right.
♪ I got eyes on it ♪
(grunting)
- Oh my God!
(rain pattering)
Are they on top of the thing?
- Now I gotcha.
(gunshot firing)
- Oh my God!
(rain falling)
- Got everything you need?
- Anyone else?
Stop right there!
- I don't want any trouble.
- Drifter, we will open fire.
- How did they see me?
I was in the ...
(tense music)
Look at my shit.
Like how though?
How?
How did he see me?
- That ought to distract them.
- I was in this grass.
Was I not crouched maybe?
(grunting)
- We are authorized to shoot--
- He didn't even investigate the rocks.
They ain't even working, man.
- On site!
(suspenseful music)
- (indistinct) I threw this shit!
You turned around.
How did he know?
(explosion booming)
(eerie music)
(fly buzzing)
(smacking)
Fucking flies!
(funky electronic music)
I just did all of that
for an hour.
That's not even one of
the hordes that counts
towards your progress.
Who saw that?
- It's not even--
- No, no, no, no.
I saw it on the news.
- Come on, that shit be having a slant.
Baby, it's not even--
- You're no longer welcome to my house.
- Listen, he didn't tell you
I was coming in the airport early?
Remember I said call--
- Uh-uh, no. No.
- And that you was gonna
bring me to your place?
Hold on, talking about when I
