Hey guys how are you great that's awesome
This is gonna be a quick little rant or something--
I don't know what this video is gonna be, actually.
So I was originally gonna make a reacting video
but the videos I was watching of people explaining what they were trying to explain
were so ridiculous.
SO STUPID
So, like,
you need to get your ass checked into a mental hospital,
ridiculous
That I cannot give them
the slightest bit of promo in this video, at all.
So that reaction idea is gone,
out the window,
and now I'm just gonna yell at a camera for a little bit.
Let's do this.
Haven't eaten yet.
It's almost 12 in the afternoon.
I'm a little agitated. So really,
Oh my gosh. Holy shit.
MAC.
So there are people in the world that think the earth is flat.
That's it.
*screams of frustration*
nonononononono, honey, hunneyy...
You would think like, "oh, they're just joking",
"oh, they're just doing it for attention" yada yada yada
NO.
NO BI-
These people. In the world. That we live in. That is round.
Actually think that the world is actually flat
and try
their god-damn hardest
to prove to us that it is!
oKAY. SO.
Why in the hell in the world we live in today,
would we lie,
about the world being, round,
if it wasn't?!
What do we get out of this?!
Why would we be lying to ourselves?!
Nothing- it doesN'T MATTER
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you,
to give you these trust issues
about what people tell you in life?
I know Trump is our president
but don't start second-guessing everything else in the world
okay?
I know OUR world is fucked up.
Even some celebrities came out saying the world is flat
Wait, no, let me take that back.
Even some people that try their god-damn hardest to BE celebrities,
came out saying the world is flat.
I got you, Tila Tequila.
B.O.B.
Y'all know the guy that brought "Airplanes"?
Don't know whatever the hell he did after that..
[Reading idiotic tweet from screen]
Where're wE GROWIN'??
What's happening??
WHY THEY MAD?
YOU'RE the one having the fit here
whether you tell US to grow up
ohh bitch.
You lucky you wrote airplanes,
or I'd be going OFF
And then someone replied to him:
[Reading fact-containing reply from screen]
Oh this gets good.
Let me- Let me move this light closer real quick.
Which then prompted,
B.O.B.
"wishing airplanes in the sky were shooting stars" lookin-ass,
to then reply to THIS,
by saying:
[Reading impressively idiotic reply from screen]
[ . . . ]
....WITH SCIENCE, BITCH.
WHAT'D YOU MEEEEEAAANN??
WHAT'D YOU MEAAAAAAAA...?
"How can you explain it?"
Bitch, it's called SCIENCE.
RE-SEARCH.
PY-RA-MIDS.
OB-SER-VA-TION.
What, did you graduate middle school, actually?, hold up-
"How do you explain horizon's always being at eye-level?"
BIATCH, because the earth ROTATES,
the sun stays in the SAME SPOT, bitch, we don't.
What'd you meaaaannn?
*higher pitch* What'd you meannnn??
And also, plus, the sun doesn't go down all the way in Alaska,
at some points in time..
You can't explain that with a flat-ass earth, what the fuc-
Whooo aree youu..?
Go back to staring at airplanes, daamn, nobody needs this
[Reads yet another marvelous tweet]
...BIATCH YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE PHYSICS.
Oh, J-Jeesus...Lord...
How the hell we circumnavigating the fucking globe,
with our shooting-star airplanes,
every day,
with our flat-ass earth,
okay,
Think about this Bob.
I'm calling you Bob from now on.
You don't deserve that B.O.B. shit.
I know you guys thought we were done,
But, nah-ah.
Then we got Tila Tequila,
with her "neo-Nazi jumping on bandwagons just to get her fifteen minutes of fame back" lookin-ass,
hoping on yet another weird-ass bandwagon,
[Reading another heart-wrenchingly stupid af tweet]
..BITCH, it's called con-stRU-CTION..
Wasn't this girl, just like, MySpace-famous,
and then she got a reality tv show one day?
[Reading more from Bob's twitter bible]
...bitch, did you fall off the Earth??
DID YOU SEE THE EDGE??
*whimpering* somebody get me Jesus..
Did you look over and just see stars, bitch?
What's the Vortex- explain to me,
what is this personal experience of a flat earth have you seen?
Whaa-
[Reading the final tweet of this saga god bless]
How come you only got sixty-one likes and still verified?
Last time I checked, you haven't been around since, what,
2004?
I just need to go sleep.
This entire video was just me,
complaining about Tila Tequila and B.O.B's existence
pretty much.
*chuckle*
If you're one of the people that think the Earth is flat,
congratulations,
your mind has gone back five centuries,
you must be so proud of yourself.
Oh, my gosh, we've got Shaq, too?!
OH JESUS LOORD-
Shaquille O'Neil: "The Earth is flat."
Interviewer: "Shaq, what are you talkin' about?"
Shaquille: "The Earth is flat."
*Mac scoffs*
"Drive from coast to coast, and that [bleeped] looks flat to me."
OH, my Gaaaddd...
The things you learn, in like, elementary school,
weren't completely 100% true,
like, what, Santa Clause?
All of a sudden,
you don't believe the Earth is round, biatc-
*sarcastically* "Last time I checked, you told me Santa clause was real,
so then the Earth is flat!"
That's literally what it sounds like to me.
So...Long story short: these people just have trust issues.
They relied to a few couple o'times,
and all of a sudden they came up with their own conclusion
Arghh, I hate.
Instead of being like,
"They're lying don't listen to them!"
Tell me WHY they're lying,
okaay?
But anyways, I'm done.
So do you believe the Earth is flat?
Please say no.
But leave it in the comments down below and I'll try my hardest not to roast you.
But ANYWAYS, I am Mac and don't forget to like comment share and subscreeb babe
*whaling*
*outro music*
