Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to some more happy wheels
Time to throw myself. Let's go Larry
RRRAGH! OH! Run away lawnmower!
Try it again. Use your jump this time, Woooah. You're missing some wheels.
Same one again
Ohhh Yes! You're too fast.
Thank you game. This one's called big balls.
How could I not play that it's named after me?
Okay, so we're going is easy levels, very easy, okay medium, getting harder,
Getting harder and harder to breathe. Swan dive Steve. Oh, no, you lost your helmet, all is lost!
oh
Let's just stay here and do some planking, work on those abs.
There's no time for abs,
Come on. I would have made it the whole way down otherwise. I was doing so well look
look
see
Fucking Steve. Steve how much you don't lose your head this time you could lose a leg that's fine
You don't need legs, but you kinda need your face for me to win this
yes, I
Thought going headfirst was going to be a problem, but we did it
Uh how the hell do we do this? I can't reach the things oh like this, woha!
- 100 I didn't even get any points yet. How can you minus me? Woha!
5,000, epIc, of course, sick tricks, ah
Ahh
great
- fifty
Come on game don't be a dick. All the points, all the points for Jack, Jack Rikey! All the points
Okay, well I got a lot of points, hooray
Longest spike fall, there's only one man for the job. It's Segway steve, he is my malalala.
whoa
Gonna Die
so
Gonna Die, but I made it to a little perfect. Steep steep like this, woah
perfect, Done!
Not done! That's not it steve. That's not it. That's death oh
You go boy. The key is to stay close to this first set of spikes, perfect! That's it. I have won!
Motherfucker! Stay close to these spikes. It's too far. That's too far. It's not too far
it's perfect, Segway Steve!
Oh good Justin Bieber's already gone, I gotta go find him! I don't even need to he's gone on ahead without me
There's just blood flying everywhere. He's pretty dead by now.
Let's go Billy. Oh-Ha. I got ya. Oh you thought you could escape, huh? Let's go Billy, you and me!
Can I still at least win?
Arms, arms are fine lose all of them. They're only weighing you down. Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that Christmas turkey. Steve, Steve!
Yes
Are you trying to best me with a jet fall? Not gonna happen, for I am super Segway Steeeeve
The key to jet falls is to stay perfectly straight and dodge every single one of them
Ahahahaha! First try, what up? What up? Come at me, bro? Oh yes, Oh, yes,
I know you're Billy, but I'm just gonna pretend you are Justin Bieber
And we're gonna do a little bit of this, and little bit of this, and little bit of die Billy!  Die Billy!
I feel so manly right now, my pants can't even contain my balls
Hard Pewdiepie quiz, normally I wouldn't do these, but I feel like it's time
What is Pewdiepie is real name? Please, we all know it's Timmy
Yeah, fooled ya. Ain't no party, like a Pewdiepie party. Woo, yeah! Unce unce unce unce
What is the name of Pewdiepie's girlfriend's YouTube account? Cutiepiemarzia
Oh God, don't get the other one. Omg yes.
What quiz should I do next?
They're all wins, Walking Dead, there we go. Ha ha, looks like I know a lot about Pewdiepie. Love you man.
It's Mike and Mary's race time. Hey, Mary. I know I said we were going to go to the movies but screw that
YOLO, I'll see you later Mary, I didn't want you anyway. Nobody wants you, you're only weighing me down
Woo, flips! Yeah! Like you're a boss
Mike you lost your arm. Oh come on. Give me an epic flip, epic flip, bruhh
Ok let's do it again, but let's keep Mary with us this time. Mary, Mary, I love you dearest. I love you,
smooches, yeah Mary. Mary's actually adding a little bit of wind resistance
No, Mary. See Mary. I meant- I meant that last time without you! Did Mary actually slow me down,
Because I made all that stuff last time just by going as fast as I could- no you're okay, Mary. Mary,
You're alright for this time. I'll let you live. Mary use that big booty, weigh us down
We don't we don't want to die. Okay. Let's see if we can do flips oh
Mary, Mary, I love you so much Mary
Yes! You know people have been telling me in the comments
Why does he celebrate all the easy levels? I can do them too
Well you know what, you got to celebrate all the time. No matter what level it is, you just got to be happy
You got to be proud of yourself, in here, for your inner good
It's time for me and Billy to do the dreaded bottle runs again. I have invested them in quite a while
We got Betty, Mike- Betty, Mary, and Steve. Sh, you didn't hear that. Speed
Is key. Speed is key. Speed is key. Speed is keeeeeyyyyyyy!
Ahhh! This isn't right!
Ahhahaha! Motherfu-ahaha. I was so close
Speed is key, speed is key, speed is keyyy, speed is keyyy, speed is keyyyyy
Superman versus harpoons?
Superman at hooo!
No harpoons can get superman. I am the man of steel, the wingless wonder
Ninja Knife-throwing. All right Steve, you need to let go- let go of your segway. See you later. Oh look at that
fucking three and one son
Except I lost a lot of swords. Woha! See you later Larry. Yeah, bye! Indy, Indiana
Are you ready for the swords in the face?
Ok that wasn't it. I'm gonna try that again, ok three two one go
Ok you got that in the knees, but that's ok- Oh you got that one in the face
That's, that's good. Mary,
Mary, quite contrary, how does your face like the taste of sword!
It's not how the rhyme goes, but that's our rhyme goes
oh
And I have to kill myself, what? Oh
My God look how many people I killed in one- one thing. I killed all of those in one thing
I am the best there ever was and I have to kill myself
kill yourself kill yourself
How much should I bet I won't be able to kill myself after all the times that
I've done it in the past by accident. No! No! I can't reach the sword,. uh-ha
make a face? Oh
You mean make a face in the game?
Got it. I do that- I can do that the easy peasy. Where is the whitest yes?
Oh, we actually have white. I have the most awesome hair that ever was and it's none of those
Ok we go for the one with the hat it's the only one that's even remotely close to mine
These are my eyes, the big blue ones. Pick a nose
Any nose,
This is mine, at the end, biggest nose in the entire planet, and the mouth is this one because I'm always shouting especially playing this
Facial hair, I got a little bit of this going on today. My beard's coming in good, puberty hit yesterday. I'm so happy about it
Are we done, can I see my face?
How do I- Yeah, here we go, here we go
it's
Not like me at all! Jeez, I was trying to make a cool-looking face. I don't feel like a winner
No, no, don't do it. Oh, I don't even deserve it
Oh my God look how many spinning blades of death there are! This is gonna be fun. Oh yeah, do it
Central flambe oh
I like this, so much murder, so much blood and guts
No! Ah, Steeve
Also people told me to change the blood level
But I keep forgetting, because I just get into the game, and I'm always so happy that the game loaded because it never loads
sometimes and then when it does load
I'm just so happy and I want to get down and play
Before the game breaks itself again, plus this level is gonna be so laggy with a lot of blood.
I have merged Bobby with Betty, I call it the Botty
Do it, there's just two more left. Oh that was a perfect one. Two in one! Go, fall
Please fall, just fall. I would like it if you fell. Please? can you fall? Please? Fall!
Billy, something your dad didn't tell you. I was actually a pro BMX rider back in my early days when I was about your age
You- you're about to see Daddy's sick tricks, watch these front flips son. Oh
Flips for days, Billy. Oh, Billy uh see you later
I guess Daddy's on his own now. Daddy's just in his own world and he gets into BMX mode
It's just Daddy against everyone. This is just like playing Trials. Oh, God
Yes, yes
That was cool
Harpoon run. Don't get any poon in your ass Billy, you're not old enough yet. Go Billy go!
Oh, why does there have to be glass in my way
It's just- It's just- No
I'm dead. I can't do it anymore. I'm dead. You can do it, you can do it- stay alive for fuck's sake
Yes, Yes!
Oh, When did I pick up Sonic. S.E.G.B.o.D. Spinning evil gear bridge of Death?!
I Can do this. Jack- can't do it
Mother of gods. Hey, Wha?
No, no, keep going. Yes, Yes, Yes!
This one's called a bottle run expert, and I am far from being a bottle run expert
But I do have one thing, and one thing above all others, and that is speed is key!
Oh-ho-oh, Ohhh. That didn't help. Yes Dad, Dad yes, yes Dad, Dad yes!
Oh my God. I so want to get into this into the toilet. Go! okay
What did I get- better, better than what? I didn't do anything yet. Oh
so close
Although I am a pro legend god, that sounds about right ah
Yes, yes! Into the bin, into the bin, into the bin!
Awww. Into the bin!
Ah, so close! Into the bin! Come back down yes, yes! There's no way of winning these things though
You just throw until you give up
Hooray, two of them into the toilet. I am a pro champion at life. Oh Bobby, this is gonna be so fun
You're in for such a treat
oh
Okay, I'll try and keep the spikes- in sight so I don't hit the- oh! Eyah
Come on. I'm better than Chuck Norris. Speed is not key, Bobby, speed is not key, cau- caution is key cautio-
Oh, I lost my legs that's going to give me such an advantage. Yes, No-Ah
Lose your legs again. Lose your legs again. That was that was good last time. I enjoye- the jet pack went off with my head
keep the balance, keep the bala- ahaha
Yes, they finished it before I even could finish my sentence. That does it for this episode of happy wheels turns out
I am the boss god of happy wheels. I can do the spike falls, I can do the jet packs
I can do the ball throws, the sword throws, I've even gotten good at the bottle runs
That was the one thing you guys had on me, that you guys could do the bottle runs and I couldn't and now I can do
Them. I'm awesome! Thank you guys  so much for watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face
Like a boss! and high fives all round, wapesh! wapesh! Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes in the next video!
*TechnoAxe- I'm Everywhere plays*
