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You know, I sometimes doubt that Tunisian artists...
... are aliens  (incoming cancer)
*you have been warned*
*having a crisis*
*unexplainable Tunisian joke*
What the Fuck? Who the hell are you?
PICKLE KHORMO: Introducing: Ezzedin Alien, from planet Ko-alef B²
What is this script? Who wrote it? Who's Khormologia?
*Intro*
Imagine that we are not alone in the universe
And imagine that there are other aliens in a foreign place
And if they actually existed, how do we differentiate between their intentions; Good, or evil?
There are 2 Films among many, that tried to answer this question:
First Film: E.T
Released on 1982
Directed by: Steven Spielberg.
The film is really nice, the producers tried to somewhat show the humanly relationships that can happen between aliens and human beings
Like love, brothership... etc (yes that word exists)
Second Film: Alien. (remember the pronunciation part?)
*indistinct question*
No. It's Alien: In space no one can hear you scream
It got released on the year 1979, Directed by Ridley Scott
The film is great, it makes you experience abnormal stress as if you were there.
And it perfectly shows the savageness of aliens towards human kind
And by the way, here are 2 Game Adaptations of the films
E.T. - 1982
Alien Isolation- 2014
So, without further to do, this episode will feature Alien, A.K.A Foreign Space Creatures
ALIEN: Hi.
What are the Fermi Paradox and the Drake Equation
On 1950, Enrico Fermi had a talk with his friends
They talked about the existence of Aliens on other planets
And is it possible, or not.
The subject went deeper, and it got called: The Fermi Paradox
In order to explain what Fermi said, let's simplify things first
This is me
This is a Tunisian monument
This is Tunisia
This is Earth
This is our Solar System
This is the Milky Way
These are other galaxies
And this is the Observable Universe
Which contains around 100 Billion galaxies
Each containing around 100 Billion and 100 TRILLION stars (okay that's a lot)
*this is old af ya know...*
In this wide space, Fermi asked himself.
Are we really alone in all this wideness of a Universe?
And if there were actual Aliens, where the fuck are they hiding?
Knowing that in the moment, with the help of Astronomical observation
We discovered that there are some Stars similar to the sun
They have Planets orbiting around them
Whenever physical conditions are sufficient for a life form to show up and evolve
And it becomes (life) as if it was in Earth
For example, on 2015, NASA found a Planet as big as Earth
In which, the conditions of human life may be relevant
The planet is named : Kepler 186 F
There are a lot of other similar planets everywhere in outer space
The problem that makes the Fermi Paradox even more complex
Is that in all these years, we haven't detected any signs of life
Or any inter-galactical communication
PARALLEL PICKLE KHORMO: *wow dude nice fancy words*
On 1961, came to us Frank Drake.
*this time cringe without warning*
He created something called: The Drake Equation
And it resembles to this "thing"
*my mom still blames me for being bad in Maths*
ALTERNATIVE KHORMO: dude what the heck is this thing
REAL KHORMO: No one asked you shut up *so mean*
*another unexplainable Tunisian joke*
N: The Drake number
It counts the number of foreign civilizations in outer space
And if you want to check more details on the Equation
I recommend that you check out the Wikipedia page
There is an explanation for every term, and I really advise you to see it because it's really interesting
Anyway, according to this Formula;
Logically, we can find 10 Civilizations around us. Of course, in the worst of cases
The problem is, that we didn't find any civilization
And a lot of theories came up trying to answer this paradox
I'm just gonna talk about 3 Popular theories
The first one, which is the worst (not saying it's wrong)
Says that only Human Beings exist in the universe
Meaning that we humans are lonely creatures on planet Earth
In a vast space, without any reason whatsoever
*pickle khormo crying*
The second one, says that we have communication problems with aliens
A little example, animals lived with us since the beginning of time, but we still couldn't communicate with them
There's a Film called "Arrival" to explain the communication barrier between the two life kinds
Meaning that we don't speak the same language
The third one says that there is a super strong alien civilization
It watches us and any other intelligent life form
When any civilization reaches a threatening intelligence level, the Aliens destroy it
So that they remain as the strongest civilization in the universe
*Lightsaber threat*
These are all theories and fictions after all
And there are millions and millions of stories that try to solve the Fermi Paradox as a solution
Since we couldn't find any other intelligent life form
How can we know that Aliens are good or evil?
Let's suppose that Aliens exist
ALIEN: Ya blind m8?
The question is: How do we know that they're Good, or Bad?
PICKLE KHORMO: Try lending him some money, and wait.
*Unexplainable Tunisian proverb ;-;*
*another proverb: Ask someone who tried, not a doctor* (sorry that's how accurate i could get :') )
Anyway, Films oftenly show that Aliens are evil
But why?
Obviously, the Film that has action or horror in it, is the one that's gonna get success in Box Office
And I don't think that a Film with a love story between an Alien and a Human would get any success at all
However *hehehehe*
THICCCCCCCCC
Even love stories we saw in Star Wars, Star Trek or whatever
Characters usually are human beings, or some"thing" similar
Anyway, beyond actions, Aliens can be split to 2 Categories:
PARALLEL KHORMO: *another Tunisian joke* :')
*consecutive fml's*
The first category is Aliens that belong to the Animal World.
The second category is Aliens that have Super Intelligence like Humans.
In the animal world, animals use their senses as their survival instinct
Either the animal was carnivorous or herbivorous
Any animal that feels a situation of danger around it,  will defend itself and will kill anything that seems dangerous to it
Like the film "Alien", ultimately has no problem with humanity,
still it's killing all of them, because it's afraid of them, and it's protecting  itself from them
Protecting HERself* ;)
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH
The second category (Super Intelligence) who are alike to human beings
Has Good aliens and Bad aliens included
In fact, Aliens have their goals
If the Creatures that we find consider us expendable, and they only get benefits from energy in planet Earth
They will either makes us slaves, as in "Oblivion" of Tom Cruise --I recommend watching it--
Or they will just kill all of us It's just like we saw that Animal Life is somewhat "expendable", so we destroyed their homelands
PICKLE KHORMO: *claps in dissapointed*
ON* the other hand, if the Aliens that we find are explorers like us
We can make some intergalactical relations, and why not create The Mos Cantina.
Anyway, like I said earlier; Everything depends on how Aliens see us
At this point, Stephen Hawking says that we should not approach alien life
Because if we find each other, either one of us will bring the other harm
There's a good film called "Starship Troopers", explaining contact between Aliens and Human beings
And I highly recommend watching it despite the film and its visual effects being old
It's really good!
What is AREA 51?
From time to time, you can find some pictures or news in the internet about UFO's, A.K.A Alien dish-like ships.
Those that will come to Earth and abduct us all, etc...
You can watch this video by "Autre" for more details (I didn't translate it)
Going a little deeper, you'll find conspiracy theories about USA
And about how they're hiding the existence of other species, how Obama is a reptilian, etc...
PICKLE KHORMO: If Obama is a reptilian, then what is this? *AIDS+cancer+Ebola incoming*
*not even sorry about this...*
*pls help*
PICKLE KHORMO: Astaghfiru Allah... this is scientifically impossible, astaghfiru Allah
Anyway, don't think about it too much. All the theories are rumors and doesn't make any sense
And as I said earlier, until now we have no ways to communicate with aliens
PICKLE KHORMO: If so, why do people believe that sort of stuff?
Actually, our minds are too weak, and easily-influenced
Also, there are scientific studies about this subject.
In fact, in 2012 some researchers took some college students with no crime records
*example in Tunisia*
They took them to a room as if they were investigating them and accusing them of participating in a killing crime
Despite the in-existence of the crime. At first, they didn't believe what was being told to them, and they denied.
But with time, pressure (like Yelling and Hitting), and the Recurrence effect (Repetition)
70% of the group admit that they are guilty.
The shocking part, aside from admitting of something they didn't do, they give you extra details about the crime
The way they commited the crime, the tools they used, and their partner in crime
Don't forget that the crime doesn't even exist, and these guys don't have any crime records.
*tunisian joke*
When we connect that case with ours
We can see that there are people who have been influenced because of how often they hear about Aliens, UFO, and other shit
And they think that they have seen Aliens or communicated with them
This phenomenon is called "False Memory" or "Mandela effect" but whatever
So technically they lied about something then believed it.
Anyway, concerning Area 51. There are a lot of creepy pasta that can be found in the internet, but we want the true deal!
In 2013, CIA released an official report and confirmed the existence of Area 51.
Yay! But there is no such thing as Aliens and UFOs. It's a just a secret Military base
PICKLE KHORMO: lol so secret everyone knows about it
Yep! A military base that they used to make confidential experiences
Like trying new military aircrafts B2 and F-117
When people saw these, they thought that they were UFOs
Because back in that time, the designs were too strange and weird.
ALIEN: That means everything is Bullshit hehe
Conclusively, there are no aliens and the Government is hiding nothing
*tunisian joke mfaw7a b illuminati*
What did we do to initiate communications with aliens?
*tunisian joke*
Since we discovered Radio waves, we put Radio telescopes facing some areas in space
To detect any foreign* communication. Well we found nothing as of now
But we got out with a lot of new discoveries, like the "Deep Space"
Then we sent out 2 space probes: Voyager 1 & 2, in which we put a lot of things that can help us communicate with aliens
I'm asking now of Mr. Jormena, to make a video about this matter, and go as deep as possible.
PICKLE KHORMO: Jormena hehehehe (Jormena means duck)
With a little more science, we discovered the Laser Technology, which we tried to use as a communication system
To get in touch with intelligent life because the laser is faster and more precise
So, until now, we send tons of messages to suspicious planets but we never got replies.
*tunisian joke*
The only convincing answer in my opinion is that we're just tiring ourselves with nonsense
I mean that the Radio and Laser technologies may be obsolete for aliens
Or, they just don't know about anything "yet", and they are still discovering and developing new things
Or, their technologies are just completely different than ours, meaning that we simply do not speak the same technology language.
What are the civilization types?
For the last part in this video, we're going to talk about civilization types
In 1964, a Soviet astronaut; Nikolai Kardashev divided Civilizations to 3 types
Sorted by their energy usage and their technology level
Civilization type 1.
*stares in nani the fuck*
It's the civilization that can use the full energy of its planet (100%), like petrol, gas...
It can also control the weather conditions: Rain, Volcano, and Thunder
Also, according to scientific and khormologic statistics, Earthlings are close to controlling full energy of the planet
Meaning that we will be soon a Type-1 Civ and we will become a Planetary System
Now, to civilization type 2!
*pls end my suffering*
This civilization is able to control its Solar System
It can control Asteroid trajectories, manipulate them, and it can also extract outgoing energy from the sun
To protect it from exploding or dying.
There is a study based on Sci-Fi called Dyson Sphere, a model that makes us able to control our son and protect it from dying.
Finally, civilization type 3
Stay the fuck there
It's the civilization that needs to use all the energy of its galaxy
So, it makes an intergalactical network, making it able to use a Black Hole and all that shit
In brief,
This division is theoretical, and we can know either Aliens are a danger or not according to it
I'm not being Captain Obvious here, but Type 3 is stronger than Type 2, which is stronger than Type 1...
And in terms of energy, Type 3 can blow Type 2, and so on.
*movie scene*
Conclusion
How will I end this video there's nothing in this script...
Ezzedin Alien, come here please
ALIEN: What do you want :<
How should I end this video?
ALIEN: I don't know.
You know what? Let's watch Youtube Trends, maybe they'll help!
*cries in Beethoven*
ALIEN: What the fuck was that?
ALIEN: That's it I'm leaving
Hey-- Wait a second
ALIEN: Fuck off dude  *ear rape incoming*
*don't say i didn't warn you*
*claps in fml*
Good Job! Ezzedin Alien left ._. (sarcastically)
*cries in fml*
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Until next time... Probably October.
Stay awesome guys and bye !
