But I'm gonna tell it anyway so
TwO yEaRs AgO on the day before Valentine's Day. I went to the movies with a boy
I hadn't kissed anybody in my life. So we went to the movies and
um we saw the fucking worst movie ever made me fucking wanna eat a dick and die
we had this whole plan we were gonna go to the roof of the parking lot
We were just gonna look at the stars. fucking as if there were stars in LA and we could see the sky
So we went to the roof
we sat there and um
We kissed. then right after we kissed he says wow, that was really not as magical
at all as I thought it was gonna be
WHAt ThA FuCk am I supposed to say to that, BITCH
"tHat's NoT As mAgiCaL aS I tHouGht it WaS gOnnA bE"
Are you kidding me?
My lips are beautiful
Now
this song is dedicated
to Henry Whitford
*my boy starts playing*
