WERE STILL IN TROUBLE. OUR KIDS ARE, ANYWAY, MOVING ON,
OUR KIDS ARE, ANYWAY, MOVING ON, YOU’RE SO KIND.
YOU’RE SO KIND. KENSINGTON PALACE REVEALED THE
KENSINGTON PALACE REVEALED THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS CARD, INCLUDING
ROYAL CHRISTMAS CARD, INCLUDING THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF
THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE
CAMBRIDGE CAMBRIDGE.
CAMBRIDGE. THERE WAS ONE DETAIL THAT PEOPLE
THERE WAS ONE DETAIL THAT PEOPLE DIDN’T NOTICE.
DIDN’T NOTICE. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS SO OBSESSED THEY PICKED IT UP
IS SO OBSESSED THEY PICKED IT UP IN A SECOND.
IN A SECOND. >> CAN I TELL YOU?
>> CAN I TELL YOU? LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE. PRINCESS CHARLOTTE IS WEARING A
PRINCESS CHARLOTTE IS WEARING A HAND-ME-DOWN SWEATER FROM HER
HAND-ME-DOWN SWEATER FROM HER BROTHER, PRINCE GEORGE.
BROTHER, PRINCE GEORGE. AND PEOPLE NOTICE THAT.
AND PEOPLE NOTICE THAT. >> HOW DO THEY NOTICE THAT?
>> HOW DO THEY NOTICE THAT? >> HE WORE IT.
>> HE WORE IT. THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO. >> IT LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT SWEATER.
SWEATER. >> THIS IS THE ROYALS.
>> THIS IS THE ROYALS. THEY DON’T LIKE SPENDING TOO
THEY DON’T LIKE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY.
MUCH MONEY. >> I LOVE IT.
>> I LOVE IT. >> THE QUEEN WALKS AROUND
>> THE QUEEN WALKS AROUND BUCKINGHAM PALACE, SWITCHING OFF
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, SWITCHING OFF LIGHTS.
LIGHTS. CHARLES DOES IT.
CHARLES DOES IT. >> ARE YOU JOKING?
>> ARE YOU JOKING? >> AND WILLIAM AND HARRY ADMIT
>> AND WILLIAM AND HARRY ADMIT THEY SWITCH OFF LIGHTS?
THEY SWITCH OFF LIGHTS? >> I LIKE IT.
>> I LIKE IT. IT MAKES THEM NORMAL.
IT MAKES THEM NORMAL. >> LOOK HOW NORMAL THAT
>> LOOK HOW NORMAL THAT CHRISTMAS CARD LOOKS.
CHRISTMAS CARD LOOKS. WHEN YOU GO ON SHUTTERFLY TO
WHEN YOU GO ON SHUTTERFLY TO ORDER YOUR CARDS, THAT LOOKS
ORDER YOUR CARDS, THAT LOOKS LIKE THE FAMILY YOU SEE ON
LIKE THE FAMILY YOU SEE ON SHUTTERFLY.
SHUTTERFLY. >> I CAN’T IMAGINE PEOPLE
>> I CAN’T IMAGINE PEOPLE NOTICING THAT.
NOTICING THAT. >> I CAN.
>> I CAN. ANYTIME WE PUT THE ROYALS ON THE
ANYTIME WE PUT THE ROYALS ON THE "TODAY" SHOW INSTAGRAM,
"TODAY" SHOW INSTAGRAM, INSTAGRAM EXPLODES.
INSTAGRAM EXPLODES. PEOPLE JUST LOVE THEM.
PEOPLE JUST LOVE THEM. >> DO PEOPLE OVER THE POND LOVE
>> DO PEOPLE OVER THE POND LOVE THE ROYALS AS MUCH AS WE LOVE
THE ROYALS AS MUCH AS WE LOVE THE ROYALS HERE?
THE ROYALS HERE? >> THE BEAUTY ABOUT ROYALS IN
>> THE BEAUTY ABOUT ROYALS IN AMERICA, IS YOU GET TO ENJOY
AMERICA, IS YOU GET TO ENJOY THEM WITHOUT ANY OF, YOU KNOW,
THEM WITHOUT ANY OF, YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF POLITICS OR --
THE KIND OF POLITICS OR -- >> THE TAXES.
>> THE TAXES. >> WHO IS PAYING FOR THEM,
>> WHO IS PAYING FOR THEM, STAFF.
STAFF. I MEAN, THEY’RE UPSCALE
I MEAN, THEY’RE UPSCALE KARDASHIANS.
KARDASHIANS. THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE.
THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE. IT’S EES’S POSH HOLLYWOOD.
IT’S EES’S POSH HOLLYWOOD. >> MEGHAN MARKLE, SHE IS COMING
>> MEGHAN MARKLE, SHE IS COMING TO AMERICA.
TO AMERICA. SHE WAS SPOTTED THIS MORNING.
SHE WAS SPOTTED THIS MORNING. >> MEGHAN MARKLE, COMING TO
>> MEGHAN MARKLE, COMING TO AMERICA, THAT’S THE STORY,
AMERICA, THAT’S THE STORY, RIGHT?
RIGHT? THEY WERE GOING TO COME.
THEY WERE GOING TO COME. NOW, AFTER SHE HAS THE BABY, WE
NOW, AFTER SHE HAS THE BABY, WE THINK THAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO
THINK THAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO THAT TRIP.
THAT TRIP. >> OH.
>> OH. THAT POSTWEDDING, NOW, WITH THE
THAT POSTWEDDING, NOW, WITH THE BABY TRIP, WHICH IS PRETTY
BABY TRIP, WHICH IS PRETTY GREAT.
GREAT. I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE THING.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE THING. I’VE ALWAYS SAID TO YOU GUYS
I’VE ALWAYS SAID TO YOU GUYS THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE TOUGH
THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR HER TO JOIN THE ROYAL
FOR HER TO JOIN THE ROYAL FAMILY.
FAMILY. IT’S TURNING OUT QUICKER THAN I
IT’S TURNING OUT QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT.
THOUGHT. >> REALLY?
>> REALLY? >> SHE IS GETTING A HARD TIME.
>> SHE IS GETTING A HARD TIME. I THIS HAVE TO TELL YOU, THERE’S
I THIS HAVE TO TELL YOU, THERE’S SNOBBERY, AND SEXISM AND RACISM,
SNOBBERY, AND SEXISM AND RACISM, I’LL BE HONEST.
I’LL BE HONEST. BUT IT’S ALSO THE SAME THING
BUT IT’S ALSO THE SAME THING WE’VE SEEN AGAIN AND AGAIN.
WE’VE SEEN AGAIN AND AGAIN. ANY NEW PERSON JOINS THE ROYAL
ANY NEW PERSON JOINS THE ROYAL FAMILY, EVEN
FAMILY, EVEN EDINGURGH
EDINGURGH EDINGURGH, IN HIS FAMILY, HAS A
EDINGURGH, IN HIS FAMILY, HAS A TOUGH TIME.
TOUGH TIME. I WANT TO SAY, GOOD FOR HER FOR
I WANT TO SAY, GOOD FOR HER FOR BEING HERSELF.
BEING HERSELF. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> AND NOT LETTING GOO OF WHO OF
>> AND NOT LETTING GOO OF WHO OF IS, WHICH WE SAW AT THE WEDDING
IS, WHICH WE SAW AT THE WEDDING AND I HOPE SHE GOES.
AND I HOPE SHE GOES. >> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP? A GOOD FRUITCAKE.
A GOOD FRUITCAKE. >> HERE’S THE THING.
>> HERE’S THE THING. >> I KNOW SHE LIKES FRUITCAKE.
>> I KNOW SHE LIKES FRUITCAKE. I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE SHOULD HAVE
I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE SHOULD HAVE TO EAT FRUITCAKE.
TO EAT FRUITCAKE. >> THERE IS AN ARTICLE IN THE"TH
>> THERE IS AN ARTICLE IN THE"TH WASHINGTON POST", THAT SAYS WE
WASHINGTON POST", THAT SAYS WE SHOULD GIVE FRUITCAKE ANOTHER
SHOULD GIVE FRUITCAKE ANOTHER CHANCE.
CHANCE. >> NO, WE DON’T.
>> NO, WE DON’T. >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT?
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT? >> YOU CAN.
>> YOU CAN. >> NO.
>> NO. ISN’T IT A BRITISH TRADITION?
ISN’T IT A BRITISH TRADITION? >> IT IS A REAL BRITISH
>> IT IS A REAL BRITISH TRADITION.
TRADITION. FRUITCAKE IS A BIG THING.
FRUITCAKE IS A BIG THING. >> DO THEY SERVE IT AT THE
>> DO THEY SERVE IT AT THE WEDDING?
WEDDING? >> IS IT TRADITIONAL WEDDING
>> IS IT TRADITIONAL WEDDING CAKE?
CAKE? >> YES.
>> YES. >> I THINK WILLIAM AND KATE HAD
>> I THINK WILLIAM AND KATE HAD A FRUITCAKE.
A FRUITCAKE. AND MY FAMILY WAS FROM THE
AND MY FAMILY WAS FROM THE BAHAMAS, WHICH WAS A BRITISH
BAHAMAS, WHICH WAS A BRITISH PROJECTRATE.
PROJECTRATE. >> IT’S HARD.
>> IT’S HARD. >> A WELL-DONE FRUITCAKE IS A
>> A WELL-DONE FRUITCAKE IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
THING OF BEAUTY. >> IF I WANT FRUIT, I’M EATING
>> IF I WANT FRUIT, I’M EATING FRUIT.
FRUIT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO MARRY THE
WHY DO WE HAVE TO MARRY THE FRUIT AND THE CAKE?
FRUIT AND THE CAKE? >> DO YOU WANT TO WASTE THE
>> DO YOU WANT TO WASTE THE CALORIES ON THIS?
CALORIES ON THIS? >> IF I LIKE EGGS AND FLOUR, WHY
>> IF I LIKE EGGS AND FLOUR, WHY PUT THEM TOGETHER.
PUT THEM TOGETHER. >> IF YOU LIKE FRUITCAKE.
