Why do I always film super late?
Also whenever I look nice and fresh looking, I never film.
I film at the worst possible last minute!
A pair of old jeans, bleach (I used a toilet bleach) , a paintbrush and sellotape
I don't know if the toilet bleach will work
*sniffs bleach even after reading the toxic labels*
I do like the smell of bleach, also i like smelling petrol.
Oh if you are wondering why I keep looking to the right, I am watching myself being filmed in the screen display.
*Imagining my own music*
I am sellotaping the lines, I don't know what I'm doing, I haven't really looked up videos on bleaching jeans.
I'm not that bothered to look it up.
I am sure it is that easy, step one : bleach
pour and finish.
step two: chuck it in the washing machine
after that step i dunno.
the part is sped up to 5000x , yes I am that slow.
My first design
The first design is triangles, so I'm hoping that the Illumanti will help me
because I'm sure this will go sh*t, so ILLUMANTI
I have a spot in the middle, so I am in the Illumanti, duh.
(why do I make faces like dat???)
It's turned yellow already!
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
I have an idea!
Pour the bleach into the cup
then drink it (pls don't)
then spill it over the jeans
*crickets chirping*
I'll start our conversation
Any shows you are watching?
Ooh, Uhuh
I like that one too!
Really? Yeah!!
Whaaaaat!
Noo!
Anyways, at the moment I am watching 'The Tiger King'
This was filmed in March, hence the popularity of 'The Tiger King"
Joe Exotic is ICONIC
He definitely did not try to murder Carole Baskin.
No, it is Jeff that tried to pin it on Joe.
Jeff, 100% Jeff!
Jeff looks like the kind of person that is.....
*thinking for the word* my brain cpu is like at 2%
a greasy man.
You know, a guy that does a lot of shady sh*t.
An old guy dressing like a 20 years old, ehm.
He tried to kill Carole, well more like pining it on Joe.
Joe is a bad guy, I am aware of that!
But I'm saying he did not try to kill Carole Baskin.
I know he hates her, the song tho!
Fck that betch Carole Baskin
I hope no one is watching this and thinking there's something not right about me.
I'm fine, I'm just weird.
That's me, that's who I am.
That's who I am meant to be, ooh yeah
THIS IS ME!
Not joking, I'm literally sweating over this.
Feeling so warm, I hope I do not have the coronavirus.
Basically create your designs with bleach.
Don't forget to use an old towel or something underneath so it doesnt damage your nice stuff.
Use a brush, or spill the bleach around etc..
For cleaner lines, use sellotape and paint bleach over
Do whatever you want.
I am in the kitchen now, I put my jeans in the wash.
I gave myself a fright
There's a frame and I thought someone was there when I was signing, and it was my reflection lolz.
Anyways....It is currently three in the morning.
I just threw the jeans in the wash for 15 minutes, then after that use a hot setting, i think.
See what happens
Also I left the sellotape on, should have I took them out before putting the jeans in the wash?
I hope it will be fine, again ILLUMANTI!
Stay at home!
I'm a willld gal!
(what my mind says when I see crowds in the shop aisles.)
Look at my heart
I'm sure you cannot see it properly, but its washing (wow such observation!)
This is getting boring, so I'll do a Boohoo haul.
I ordered it last week, and it arrived today.
It's for my USA holidays.
It was supposed to be in May.
It got delayed, Idk when.
Anyone addicted to TikTok?
I'm so addicted.
Like it's so bad, everywhere I go, I do a TikTok dance involuntarily
but there's nobody around?!
Just by myself, even in the toilet mirror, I go like this.
Like WHYY!?
Even when driving.
So, what I bought.
I forgot the name, black distressed shorts.
It is a bit too small.
By 'small', I really do mean small.
Like you have to zip it with hard effort.
I need to suck in a lot to zip it fully.
Then hold my breath like this.
A black fluffy bag.
It is so soft, look!
This bag is perfect for walking around Universal Studios.
I cannot wait!!
This is for my days at the pool!
Beachy vibes.
Carole Baskin, that.....
That btch Carole Baskin will be quaking and be so jealous
when she sees me wearing this.
This means I will be the Tiger King.
forgive me for the Tiger King overload, it was filmed in March ahahaha!
Anyhoo, I ordered 2 dresses from Boohoo
Both are in the same size and guess what?
One was too tight, and it was difficult to put it on.
The second one was too big, like wtf?
2 dresses, same shop, same sizes and both don't fit.
One is too small and one is too big?
Contemplating my life
I keep forgetting words, I think my brain got fcked up.
The cause is probably bleach and the fact it is like half three in the morning.
My brain cannot even process words properly
I feel like the sloth, from uhh..
Inside out, no its not inside out, um..
omg , wtf.
Zootopia!
I think it's finished.
*sniffs*
The sellotape peeled off! Look
It changed into a different colour.
I'm finished until tomorrow.
I do not have the coronavirus! I'm just allegric to dust, and probably bleach.
It's two months since I filmed the bleaching jeans video
Also guess what time it is again!
2am.
My hair looks terrible, and nothing changed
I need a shower again.
You know, we see people sharing their life stories and self discovery, and I'm here a month later
Yet I'm still the same betch!
Not to delay for another 10 years, time to reveal the jeans!
*cue awkward beauty pageant music*
"Kim, you're doing amazing sweetie!"
This is me signing off!
King Fifi out!
TikTok ruined me.
Fiona, you are 23, not 17.
But Betch you're still that BETCH!
I need to go and shower! then go to bed.
Good night!
Oh I look good in the lighting!
ew my hair.
In summary, the jeans are good.
