1989...
The C02 in the Earth's atmosphere reaches the climate tipping point.
Just three years after singer John Farnham released 'You're the Voice'.
The hottest song ever written.
Coincidence?
Global energy use reaches 80 billion megawatts.
The same year John Farnham released 'Burn for you'.
Burn what?
Fossil fuels.
We first notice the hole in the Ozone layer.
Right after John Farnham released 'Take the pressure down'
Atmospheric pressure?
I'm an intern at The Feed, and I've been researching the link between
global warming and John Farnham's music
for six days now.
I haven't slept, I haven't showered
I haven't asked anyone at The Feed for permission
but I think I've made some startling discoveries.
Did you know there are significant peaks in C02 emissions
on nearly all of John Farnham's national tour dates?
rearrange the letters in John Farnham and you get..
But try to google it?
You get nothing.
What is he hiding?
What is John Farnham isn't even his real name?
Oh wait...
It is, okay.
Ignore that bit.
I decided to bring some of my discoveries to Mr Farnham himself.
But so far he has refused to comment.
So just how high does this thing go?
John Farnham famously toured with Olivia Newton-John
Olivia Newton-John was in 'two of a kind' with Gene Hackman
Gene Hackman was in Eureka with Joe Pesci
and Joe Pesci was in 'Home Alone 2' with, you guessed it
The President of the United States of America.
This thing goes all the way to the top.
But why is John Farnham doing all this?
Is he working for big oil?
Is he working for big air-conditioning?
Maybe it doesn't matter.
Because when Farnsie kicks of his 'Red-hot Summer' tour this year
we might not have an Earth left to save.
I may just be an intern
but I've busted this sh*t wide open.
