HEY, TOMORROW TIME MAGAZINE WILL
NAME THEIR PERSON OF THE YEAR 
FOR 2019.
THEY'VE WHITTLED THE FINALISTS 
DOWN TO FIVE, PRESIDENT TRUMP, 
NANCY PELOSI, THE PROTESTERS IN 
HONG KONG, GRETA THUNBERG.
THAT'S NOT A JOKE.
WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] IS WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE?
I'M SORRY, I USED PROFANITY.
WE ALL KNOW THE PERSON OF THE 
YEAR IS BABY YODA THIS YEAR, 
RIGHT?
IS THAT A PERSON?
I DON'T KNOW.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THEY'LL ANNOUNCE THE NAME AT6:00
TOMORROW MORNING.
IT'S NOT TO BE TRUMP, HOW COULD 
HE NOT BE PERSON OF THE YEAR? 
HE'S ALL WE TALK ABOUT.
IF IT'S NANCY PELOSI, HE'S GOING
TO GO NUTS TOMORROW.
HE WILL SEND S.E.A.L. TEAM SIX 
INTO HEADQUARTERS.
HE IS DEFINITELY GETTING 
IMPEACHED THIS YEAR.
THIS IS ANOTHER HISTORIC DAY IN 
WASHINGTON, AS NOT ONE BUT TWO 
ARTICLES OF MOOIMPEACHMENT WERE 
ANNOUNCED BY THE HOUSE 
COMMITTEE.
>> TODAY IN DUTY TO SERVICE TO 
THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR 
COUNTRY, THE HOUSE JUDICIARY 
COMMITTEE IS INTRODUCING TWO 
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT, CHARGE 
BEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE 
UNITED STATES, DONALD J. TRUMP, 
WITH COMMITTING HIGH CRIMES AND 
MISDEMEANORS.
>> Jimmy: SORRY, THAT'S JERRY 
NADLER.
AFTER HE MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT, 
HIS FANS WERE CHANTING "GO 
NADS."
THEY CALL THEMSELVES THE 
GONADLERS.
HE IS CHARGING PRESIDENT TRUMP 
WITH ABUSE OF POWER AND ON 
ST
ONSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS.
PRESIDENT TRUMP TWEETED THAT HE 
DID NOTHING WRONG.
THE HOUSE WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH 
POSSIBLY AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK 
AND THEN THE CASE WILL GO TO THE
SENATE.
SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH 
McCONNELL HAS NOT INDICATED WHEN
THE TRIAL WILL BE HELD OR HOW 
LONG IT WILL LAST, BUT HE DID 
ANNOUNCE THAT THE VERDICT WILL 
BE "NOT GUILTY".
McCONNELL AND TRUMP HAVE 
REPORTEDLY BEEN ARGUING ABOUT 
HOW THE TRIAL SHOULD GO.
McCONNELL WANTS TO DO IT 
QUICKLY, BUT TRUMP WANT IS IT T 
TAKE AS MUCH POSSIBLE.
LIKE THE TORTOISE AND THE 
HAIRPIECE.
TRUMP REPORTEDLY WANTS TO TURN 
HIS IMPEACHMENT INTO A SHOW, A 
DRAMATIC EVENT, BECAUSE HE 
BELIEVES THIS WILL HURT 
DEMOCRATS.
HE MAY GET SEAN SPICER TO DANCE 
THE MERINGUE AT THIS THING.
THE DEFENDANT IS TELLING THEM 
HOW LONG HE WANTS THE TRIAL TO 
LAST.
MEANWHILE, WITH ALL THIS DRAMA 
INVOLVING UKRAINE AND RUSSIA, 
WHO DO YOU THINK TRUMP HAD AT 
THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY?
A GENTLEMAN NAJED SERGEY LAVROV,
WHO IS THE RUSSIAN FOREIGN 
MINISTER.
THEY REALLY DON'T MISS A TRICK.
THE LAST TIME TRUMP WAS WITH 
THIS GUY IN THE OVAL OFFICE WAS 
IN 2017.
THIS TIME ALL HE GAVE THEM WAS 
THE COLONEL'S SECRET RECIPE.
CONSIDER IT A WIN.
THE PRESS WAS NOT INVITED TO 
THIS MEETING TODAY.
BUT THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS THAT 
TRUMP WARNED LAVROV ABOUT 
RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE IN THE 
ELECTION.
HE SAID, YOU GUYS HAD BETTER NOT
MEDDLE IN THIS ELECTION, WINK 
WINK.
AND I'M SURE THEY WON'T.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO OUR 
FRIEND?
BUT IT WAS A TOUGH TUESDAY FOR 
TRUMP.
A LONG DAY OF IMPEACHMENT 
ARTICLES.
HE GOT A HARSH SCOLDING FROM HIS
OWN DIRECTOR OF THE FBI.
HE HAD TO KISS RUSSIAN ASS.
TRUMP COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
HE MARCHED OUT TO THE WHITE 
HOUSE LAWN AND HAD A WORD WITH 
REPORTERS AFTER DARK.
>> I THINK IT'S A DISGRACE THAT 
PEOPLE CAN MAKE IMPEACHMENT OUT 
OF NOTHING.
THAT WAS A PERFECT CONVERSATION.
IF YOU LOOK AT MARK LEVIN, HE 
ANALYZED THE CONVERSATION.
ONE OF THE GREAT CONSTITUTIONAL 
LAWYERS.
MANY OF THEM HAVE.
THEY WERE PERFECT CONVERSATIONS.
THERE'S NOTHING TO IMPEACH ON.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?
THE PENGUIN IS HOLDING A PRESS 
CONFERENCE.
GOT THAT ORANGE FACE.
IT'S LIKE A HARVEST MOON OR 
SOMETHING.
AND THEN, WITH THAT OFF HIS 
CHEST.
>> THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: THE PRESIDENT 
JOURNEYED OUT INTO THE DARKNESS,
NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM 
AGAIN.
HE JUST KEPT WALKING TOWARD THE 
MONUMENT.
AND THERE HE GOES.
