-♪ (INTENSE MUSIC BUILDS) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CLAPS SLOWLY)
Now you see the lights
have come up a bit,
you see it is us.
We're one of the biggest bands
in New Zealand now.
In terms of
the number of members.
BRET AND JEMAINE: (SINGING)
 ♪ Oh! ♪
JEMAINE CLEMENT:
♪ Just two irresistible forces ♪
 ♪ The tension is mounting! ♪
 ♪ Hoo, I'm Deana
 From Human Resources ♪
♪ And I'm Ian from Accounting! ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Turn that down a little bit,
people are moshing at the front.
 ♪ The humans are dead ♪
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
 ♪ We used poisonous gases ♪
♪ And we poisoned their asses ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
BRET MCKENZIE: We're gonna play
 one of our oldest songs.
This one is set
in the 14th century.
♪ ("THE SUMMER OF 1353" BY
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS PLAYS) ♪
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
 ♪ Why don't you take
 These profiteroles ♪
 ♪ And put them up
 Your shitting holes, hey ♪
 ♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪
This next one is, um...
It's another duet.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
