- [Annoying Orange]
Hey hey it's A to the O
back again with another gaming video.
- [Little Apple] And Little
Apple, back in the house again,
yeah, that's right.
- [Orange] Yeah, that's
right, and I'm going to
slime you, Little Apple.
You're going to get slimed,
Battle Slimed, that is!
- [Apple] No way, you're
going to get slimed.
- [Orange] You're going to get slimed.
- [Apple] You're gonna get-
gonna get- gonna get slimed.
- [Orange] Nope, I'm sliming you.
You're gonna get slimed.
- [Apple] You're gonna get
slimed. You're gonna get slimed.
- [Orange] Which arena should we pick?
- [Apple] Just pick the first one.
- [Orange] All right, let's do it.
So Battle Slime is a game
where you're a slime,
and you battle. (laughs)
All right, so I'm blue-
- [Apple] And I'm red!
- [Orange] Yep, and
you're red. That's right.
- [Apple] Oh, I got hit.
- [Orange] Oh, we both
got hit at the same time.
- [Apple] I'm red because,
you know, I'm an apple.
So that makes sense.
I'm a little apple, so I'm red.
And I'm here to kick some blue tail.
- [Orange] Come here, come here.
- [Apple] Oh, get over here! (laughs)
I'll get you!
Right in the face, right in the face.
- [Orange] You're totally
gonna get slimed, Little Apple,
come here, I'm going to slime you.
- [Apple] No way.
- [Orange] Oh, you got slimed already.
I didn't even need to slime you.
- [Apple] Yeah, the green guys.
- [Orange] (laughs) It
bounced off your head.
- [Apple] This game's a
little chaotic, if you ask me.
- [Orange] Jeez, look
at green booger slime,
he's got six points already.
Come on, we've got to-
let's team up, Little Apple.
- [Apple] Oh, yeah, I got him. I got him.
Oh, and then I got hit in the booty.
- [Orange] Yeah, you
got hit in the boo-tay.
Oh, no, it stomped right on my head.
- [Apple] Green guy's kicking our butts!
- [Orange] Stupid green booger slime! Yes!
Oh, I hit him, and then he hit me.
- [Apple] It's okay, Orange,
this is our first match,
so we're just getting
used to the game here.
- [Orange] It's true, it's
not easy being a slime.
Because slimes don't
have arms or legs either,
it makes it tough. Oh, yeah!
- [Apple] That's it, I'm
making a comeback right now.
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
- [Orange] Let's see you do that.
- [Apple] I'm making a comeback.
- [Orange] Oh, you got it.
- [Apple] One down, oh, two down!
- [Orange] You're almost
up to the first place!
- [Apple] Oh, yeah, I'm almost caught up!
- [Orange] Aw!
- [Apple] Oh, and then
I got hit in the head.
- [Orange] Yep, you're seeing stars.
- [Apple] Well, that was pretty
good, I got second place.
- [Orange] Yeah, but you got
beat up by green booger slime.
- [Apple] So did you!
- [Orange] Don't be talking no trash!
- [Apple] You're the one talking trash!
- [Orange] No, you're talking trash.
- [Apple] No, you're talking trash!
(talking trash over each other)
- [Orange] Oh, yeah, we're going again.
Okay, let's do it.
- [Apple] Yeah, we've
got to keep playing until
someone actually wins a round.
- [Orange] Like me.
- [Apple] Either one of us.
- [Orange] Like me.
- [Apple] Not the computer players.
- [Orange] It's gonna be me.
- [Apple] Oh, yeah, look at that.
- [Orange] Oh, yeah.
- [Apple] Man. I get so
excited because I'm winning,
and then someone comes up
and shoots me in the behind.
- [Orange] I'm stuck, get out the way!
- [Apple] Jeez.
- [Orange] It's high time for slime time.
Oh, sliming it!
- [Apple] (groans) The stupid
booger slime keeps hitting me,
he's gonna win!
- [Orange] No, he's snot! (laughs)
Get it, snot? Boogers? (laughs)
Boogies!
- [Apple] Yes, I get it, stop it.
- [Orange] You love booger puns.
- [Apple] No, in fact, I
actually do not love booger puns,
and I would appreciate it
if you stopped right now.
- [Orange] The best
thing about booger puns,
is I really know how to pick 'em. (laughs)
- [Apple] Stop.
- [Orange] Get it?
- [Apple] No, no!
- [Orange] Get it?
- [Apple] Yes, I get it, stop it!
- [Orange] Oh, Little
Apple, you're almost in the-
okay, never mind.
- [Apple] I know, every
time we keep catching up,
and then they just hit
us, and then we're done.
We're done.
- [Orange] You know what they say,
- [Apple] We can't even
hardly get a point.
Yep, every time we get
a point, we lose it.
- [Orange] You know what they say.
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] You just gotta buckle down and
put your nose to the grindstone! (laughs)
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] Booger puns!
(laughs) Oh, no, we got shut out.
- [Apple] Don't scream
in my non-existent ears.
- [Orange] There's only one way we can
get through this, Little Apple.
- [Apple] How?
- [Orange] We have to play again!
- [Apple] Well, yeah, that's true.
- [Orange] Okay, blue
slime, stop failing me!
- [Apple] No, red slime is where it's at.
- [Orange] Oh, you gonna get slimed, boy,
you gonna get slimed!
- [Apple] Not if I slime you first!
- [Orange] Oh, I'm gonna win
this match, Little Apple.
You just see. Just see.
I'm going on a tear.
- [Apple] Oh, yeah?
- [Orange] Yeah, I'm gonna
get that green booger slime
and I'm gonna just wipe him, (laughs)
I'm gonna wipe him everywhere.
- [Apple] Ew.
- [Orange] He's gonna be
wiped all over the place.
- [Apple] Gross, get away.
- [Orange] Oh, look at that, look at that,
oh yeah, I got three.
Got three, got four.
- [Apple] Oh, not for
long, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Oh, you hit me.
- [Orange] Five, five, six!
- [Apple] Oh, man!
- [Orange] I'm invincible!
Okay, not invincible. Not invincible.
- [Apple] I think it was booger slime.
- [Orange] Okay, green slime.
- [Apple] Yeah, it was
definitely booger slime.
- [Orange] What's the
yellow slime made of?
- [Apple] Probably lemons.
- [Orange] Ew, Grandpa Lemon slime.
- [Apple] I'd prefer
not to think about that,
thank you very much.
- [Orange] I bet you
instantly regret saying that.
- [Apple] I do, I do.
- [Orange] Okay, bringing it in.
- [Apple] I'm sorry, but I thought-
- [Orange] No, I'm gonna win.
- [Apple] I was gonna be the winner!
- [Orange] Oh, no!
- [Apple] Oh, it's all tied up!
- [Orange] We're all tied!
- [Apple] It's all tied up!
- [Orange] We're tied!
- [Apple] Oh, it's a battle to the death,
let's do this!
- [Orange] Come on, oh, no, no, no!
- [Apple] I'm gonna get ya!
(shouting)
- [Orange] Oh, how'd you do that? Oh, man!
Oh, eight seconds!
- [Apple] No! No, lemon slime's winning!
- [Orange] Oh, no, not lemon slime, gross!
- [Apple] We've gotta stop him!
- [Orange] Grandpa Lemon slime!
- [Apple] No! Oh, no!
Both green booger slime and
Grandpa Lemon slime won.
- [Orange] I was so far ahead that game,
and then I just lost it all.
- [Apple] Sounds like it calls for another
game of Battle Slime!
- [Orange] We are gonna win.
One of us is gonna win.
- [Apple] It's true, and it's gonna be me!
- [Orange] Nuh-uh, it's gonna be me!
- [Apple] No, it's gonna be me.
- [Orange] No, me.
- [Apple] Oh, Grandpa
Lemon slime, you stupid-
oh, yeah. Get him. Get him.
Come back here, Orange, get back here!
- [Orange] Get away from me- ow!
- [Apple] Ow!
- [Orange] That's it,
green slime, booger slime,
get over- yes!
Stolen the crown from the booger slime.
- [Apple] And I'm gonna
steal the crown from you!
- [Orange] Booger slime,
I hate you so much.
- [Apple] I am Little Apple,
and I am invincible! Yes!
- [Orange] Oh, man.
- [Apple] It's my crown, baby.
- [Orange] No, not if I
take it away from you.
- [Apple] Boom, slime!
- [Orange] You're such a
little booger. (laughs)
- [Apple] Well, they do
say you are what you eat,
so eat some boogers! (laughs)
- [Orange] I don't like this game,
I don't like where it's going.
- [Apple] Oh, yeah, got four points,
gotta get some more points.
- [Orange] Who's ready
for some more booger puns?
- [Apple] No, no, no more booger puns.
- [Orange] Why did the
booger cross the road?
- [Apple] No.
- [Orange] Because he was
getting picked on. (laughs)
- [Apple] Stop.
- [Orange] What's the difference
between boogers and broccoli?
- [Apple] Stop it!
- [Orange] Kids don't
eat broccoli. (laughs)
- [Apple] Oh, gross! Gross!
- [Orange] What does a booger
in love tell his girlfriend?
- [Apple] No!
- [Orange] I'm really
stuck on you. (laughs)
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, (shouting)
I got the crown!
- [Apple] Yes! Yes! I got the crown!
Downtown James Brown, I got the crown!
- [Orange] I had the crown
with three seconds left!
- [Apple] You were too
busy telling booger puns,
that's what you get.
- [Orange] (groans) Foiled
by my own sweet, sweet puns!
- [Apple] Stop it.
- [Orange] All right, guys,
thanks for watching as always.
If you didn't know already,
we have a gaming channel.
Go check it out.
We got videos every single day.
- [Apple] That's a lot of videos.
- [Orange] Hey, what do
you call a skinny booger?
- [Apple] (sighs) What?
- [Orange] Slim Pickins! (laughs)
- [Apple] (groans)
(upbeat electronic music)
- I'm ruling this game, digging it!
Yes! Now, this is the kind-
this is the kind of extremeness
that I need in my life right now.
Because my life is pretty extreme.
