We're gonna keep it- [laughs]
We're gonna make it ratchet, comrade.
[laughs]
Y'all like that communism shit 'til y'all got to suck the same...
'Til you got to evenly distribute the same
See that's the thing, some of you are late to communism
Players been on communism this whole time.
Players been about communism!
Evenly distribute this dick.
That was the whole premise for Karl Marx. He gave that dick to two women at the same time
He was like: "Oh-"
"Why the fu-"
"Why shouldn't I just give this to everybody?"
"Let's just give this shit to everybody. What am I doing keeping it to myself?"
"This is a sin. Profit is a sin. Everyone should benefit from this shit."
[reading comments] "Karl Marx is a socialist"
Whatever, young Lenin!
Watch... watch. Hold up.
Remember when I said you bitches like bank robbers?
And I-I say 'you bitches' freely because uh... we're friends here.
And anybody who's my friend, I call 'em a bitch.
And you got to know that first and foremost.
Hold up. Let me put this motherfucker on the screen.
And... and bet... bet right now
Bet right now one of you would an F in history is gonna be like, "who... who is that?"
"He fine as fuck"
"He is so hot!"
"Who the fuck is that?"
Hold on... here we go. Right here. 
You ready? You ready? Watch this shit. Watch this shit.
Bet you. Bet you. Bet you.
Some you in the chat right now: "oh my god, who the fuck is that?"
"Who's that bank robbing ass motherf-"
[laughs]
Oh my god you said 'who is- is that Zayn?"
Who the fuck said Zayn bro?
Okay- now, now... now you see what you guys are saying in the chat?
You see what you guys are saying in the chat?
Let me stop the music real quick. 
Don't you ever say to me
"Looks aren't everything" 'cause clearly they are.
Clearly, they are. 
Look at you. Look at you!
"Oh my- he's fuck-"
Looks- uh... uh!
[Donation]: I missed a few months [cuts off]. 
[Noel]: I don't have to look at me. Look at you!
Look at you.
[Donation]: I mean, is it too late to like communism now?
[Noel]: [laughs]
All I know is that if you're...  if you're... if you're young and getting it in 2020
You could call... uh...
You could call bitches comrade.
[Alert]: Holy Shit!
[Noel]: [laughs]
Oh man, yeah, y-y-you guys like that Stalin shit until he kick you out the room.
He's like, "All right comrade. Thank you."
That's when you guys are gonna be crying.
When you kick you out the fucking... 
when he kicks you out his dorm and he calls you comrade.
[laughs]
Yeah, see, that's the thing bro...
if you're just joining the stream, welcome.
I'm just here talking my shit... um...
I had chicken nuggets. So you know I'm about to talk crazy.
You know, I'm about to talk crazy.
So I'm making...
I'm making the fucking communist jokes. Let me explai n something, okay?
Earlier, some of you saw me tweet Mao Ze-doja, alright?
Instead of Mao Zedong.
[Donation]: Four months, bb.
Hold up, let me go to hell real quick.
Some of you... some of you are in college right now
So I know you're gonna have the inevitable situation where
You're gonna have a dude talking about why
Communism this that and you just be like:
"All right, Mao Ze-doja, chill out!"
If he's high talking politics, just call him that shit.
"You want that Mao Ze-doja pack."
[laughs]
"You want that Mao Ze-doja pack, sir."
Bro, I need to... I need to revisit all this shit.
Look at this fucking- look at this. Look at that. 
You guys are sick. You guys are sick!
The fuck is wrong with you guys?
One of you made this! One of you made this or you liked it.
Bet you this is one of your phone backgrounds right now.
Bet you this is one your phone background right now. You motherfuckers are sick, dawg.
Hey, listen, listen, if you like this, I don't ever want to hear you talk shit
about a weed-smoking white dude from Southern California because that's what the fuck that is.
The nautical stars? All that shit? 
Sickle and Hammer might as well be a nautical star.
[Donation]: My Slavic ancestors are rolling in their mass graves -
[Noel, reading]: "My Slavic ancestors are rolling in their mass graves right now."
I know. I know. I know.
Bro. It's proof.
If you got enough volume in your hair, you could say just about anything.
Was Stalin short?
Was Stalin short?
Someone who's just joined the stream right now is like "The fuck?"
"Stalin height..."
 Fidel Castro is 6'3", of course.
Napoleon: 5'6", of course.
Oh boy. He was small as fuck!
Little dude!
I can call him that that's how you know, he's short.
Little dude, man... 5'5".
Look at Maggie. Look at Mag- look. 
Look at this fucking shit.
Nah, hold up. Hold- let me screenshot this shit.
Nah you getting put on... fucking blast today with that.
Nah, hold up.
I'm freezing my whole stream for this shit.
Hold on. I'm gonna humiliate you real quick.
[laughs]
Maggie I'm sorry to do this to you but...
Are you fucking serious, Maggie? Are you fucking kidding me?
Fucking...
Here let me enhance this for the chat. 
Let me enhance for the chat.
Look at this fucking shit.
Bro, I put young Stalin in the chat and it took 10 minutes...10 minutes!
"He's so-": that's one. 
And then two: "Didn't you have a big ass d-"
Here's another one, Kimberly... look it:  "She's not lying. She's not lying."
[clears throat]
Unreal man... unreal.
Living up to the stereotypes. I can't believe this.
Now all the fucking seventh graders in the chat are like "Oh is fucking Stalin still alive?"
"Is that a band?" and they're on Pornhub right now searching 'young Stalin'.
Bro... If you told history teachers ten years ago that... uh...
The new gener- the next generation was going to be talking about
communist leader dick?
"Mao ZeDONG am I right?" Shut up.
"Joseph the stall- the stallion"? 
Shut the fuck up dude.
Ohhh...
You're dumb as hell. You are dumb as fuck.
