I'm here, I'm q***r, and it's time for a mediocre
video!
I'm also a dinosaur.
See?
I got- I got wings, and a hat!
Rawr! (voice over) Insert snazzy intro here,
cause I'm not talented enough to create one,
yeah!
Seb: Hey what's up you guys, so I'm currently
wearing a sweater that I wore all of grade
seven, and grade eight, and I found it again,
and I put it on for just a second to show
it to my boyfriend on skype, and I still haven't
taken it off, and that was like two days ago.
I'm probably gonna just wear this forever
again now, I mean- it still fits, that means
it's destiny.
So I'm just gonna wear it until I grow out
of it which is probably gonna be never cause
I haven't grown in like a year.
So, just, I love this.
I missed it.
I think I named it Carl- or Dave.
Okay, back on track.
So yesterday I was talking to my small meme
Danny, and I was telling him a story, as that's
all I ever do, just bombard him with Sebastian
story time, apparently he enjoys it.
And I told him this story, that he apparently
liked, so I figured I would tell it in a video,
cause, I don't know, it's just a fetus Sebastian
story.
I kind of like it too, so I figured I'd tell
it.
So, here I go!
So picture this, I was two or three, I think-
just fetus Sebastian, so small, very small,
and I was in the car, on a road trip with
my parents, and they had stopped at a gas
station for gas.
I'm assuming I really, really wanted to get
out of the car.
My parents did not want a toddler running
around the gas station, they really did not
want me to get out of the car.
So, they had all the windows closed except
for one that was open just a touch, you know,
a touch, to let air in so I didn't cook and
die, cause it was the summer.
And I had a seatbelt on, I had the car seat
buckled, like there was absolutely no way
I could get out, they were one hundred percent
certain.
Well, they were wrong.
Cause apparently fetus Sebastian is a freaking
ninja, cause I managed to undo my buckle thing,
and I wouldn't expect a three-year-old to
even know how to do that in the first place,
and how they work.
But I just was like "Oh!
Poke!" and then I just slithered out of my
car seat buckles, and you know how tight those
are if you've seen a car seat before, I'm
assuming you haven't sat in one recently,
cause most of you guys are probably like my
age- or you're a four-year-old watching my
youtube videos, so hi four-year-old that somehow
discovered youtube.
And just, so they were really secure, and
I somehow managed to just lift it and twist
and slither out of the car seat.
Oh, but the story's not over, I also managed
to crawl to the front of the car, climb onto
the passenger seat, then climb up on the window,
climb through the window, jump down without
getting injured.
Just jumped down, didn't get injured, got
up, and just ran to my dad and was like "Dad!
Father!" and he was like "Child!
What?
What?" and just, panic insured, my parents
were very confused, and very concerned, breathly
questioned whether or not I'm human probably,
as I managed to just escape a car like a ninja,
when I shouldn't have even completely masted
walking yet.
Wait, maybe.
I don't know how or when a child is supposed
to be able to walk, but I barely mastered
walking.
And yet I managed to escape from a car, and
they're like, "Ehhhh" and I was like "Hi!"
and they were like "ehhhhh".
So, basically that is the story, the little
story of how I managed to whodini my way out
of a supposidly completely secure car, and
run up to my Dad in a gas station.
Luckily I didn't run around the gas station,
or try to get candy, or you know, break into
a vehile like that cause I probably could
have is the thing.
I could have robbed that place you know, apparently
younger me was magic.
I wish I still had that talent.
Could rob a bank.
I shouldn't say that on video.
Alright so I hope you guys enjoyed the video,
and just me rambling like I usually do, just
telling a little story.
Before I go, got one more thing to show you.
So *claps*Ahh!
I made a unicorn.
I don't have a name for him yet, if you have
any suggestions let me know in the comments.
Made it in art class, needle felting.
Only stabbed my hand about fifty times.
I did not bleed though, so I consider that
an accomplishment.
I hope you guys are able to see cause I'm
really bad at showing stuff on camera, but
here he is, hopefully you can see him now-
him, her, why am I gendering the unicorn.
Why?
Just, this is them, I love them.
So small, I'm very proud.
It didn't- it only took me like three hours
over two art classes.
So, this is my child.
If you have name suggestions, please let me
know.
And okay, so I should probably end the video
now.
So I hope you guys enjoyed it, and sorry that
all these videos are so rambly, and random,
that's just who I am basically.
And if you did enjoy it you should like and
comment and subscribe and until next time:
I was here, I am still q***r, and I hope this
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