A Kendall sighting; a Kanye sighting.
Plus, Kim reacts to the
blackface controversy,
and Kourtney finally stands up to Scott
after the whole Bella
Thorne situation in Cannes.
(upbeat, funky guitar music)
Hey guys, it's Gino filling in for Allie
with our weekly Dashcap, and
I'm super thrilled about it.
Helping my mood is finally a
Kendall sighting on Keeping Up.
She's cooking, she's
helping Khloe find some new
high-end property, then she
vanishes like Keyser Söze.
And like that, he's gone.
This is why, as TMZ reported,
she makes the least money of
any of her sisters from the show.
No Kylie in this episode either,
but Kim is doing her best impression
of her little sister by
launching her own makeup line.
No word on if Khloe is going to launch her
own line of ridiculous, huge earrings.
Okay, remember when those
photos came out of Kim,
where she's super tan, and
she was accused of blackface?
Kim actually took that seriously.
I was super tan; the
lighting is really moody,
so I can get why people would say that.
I just don't wanna give anyone a reason
to say something negative.
The fam also throws Khloe
a surprise birthday party
and look, a sighting of the extremely rare
and mythical creature known as The Kanye.
Less shy though, is Tristan Thomspon
who is completely sprung on Khole.
It's your month.
It's your year.
And I feel good being around you, girl!
One ship that is not
working, is Scott and Kourt.
He wasn't invited to
Khloe's birthday party,
so he throws a pity party for one.
I didn't even get invited to her birthday.
Exactly.
I'm sayin', nah I mean,
there's only one person
that would've gotten me not invited,
and that would be Kourtney.
Honestly, I called my sister,
and I hung out with her the whole night,
And then, I actually called my mom after
and was like, hey mom,
do you wanna come over
'cause I'm feeling a
little down and lonely
'cause the family that
claims I'm still blood
even though we're not together
still doesn't invite
me to a surprise party,
but I really felt good about it.
In case you're confused,
Scott does not actually have a sister,
and both of his parents are actually dead.
Anyway, Kourtney meant she just
doesn't want her ex around,
and Scott is a dick about it.
It's funny to realize how
fake you really are, though.
Kourt explains she's shunning Scott
because she knows he
was intentionally trying
to hurt her with the
Bella Thorne situation
and a bevy of other girls he trotted
in front of the papz in Cannes.
That said, Scott is still
gonna shoot his shot.
When do you think we're gonna get married,
by the way, like 40?
I mean...
You think that when I turn 40,
I'm gonna go, hey, I've been
looking for this drunk guy.
You guys are getting
manicure pedicures together?
No, I'm going to get my nails done.
He's going to hang out with the kids.
You guys are (beep) sick.
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