- Hi GQ, what's up?
It's Joe Jonas here.
I am going to go undercover from my home
on the internet.
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This is actually me.
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Quora, we're going to Quora.
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Hmm, this says it's from Sophie Turner.
"Did Joe Jonas and Sophie
Turner really get married
"by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas?"
Oh, I think this is the
forum, Sophie Turner.
I'm just gonna imagine my wife wrote this.
Sophie Turner, yes, we
did get married in Vegas
by a Elvis impersonator.
We had to get legally
married in the states
so, we thought it'd be really
fun to get all of our friends,
invite them out, and do
an impromptu wedding.
And we actually had some people
that I didn't really even
know that well there.
Some people like I'm now closer with
but, Khalid was there
that was pretty cool.
And Diplo decided to live
stream the whole thing
so, thank you for that Diplo.
And for putting dog filters on our face.
It was great.
It kind of blew up in our faces
because my parents called
me the next morning
and they were like, "Did
you just get married?"
And I realized,
I told everybody but I
forgot to tell my parents.
So kids out there,
make sure you tell your parents
when you're getting legally married.
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Posted!
"Is Joe Jonas allergic to spaghetti?"
Hell no.
I love spaghetti and we've been making
a lot of pasta dishes
during this quarantine.
Amoxicillin and penicillin,
I'm allergic to and shellfish.
I guess you could say I'm
allergic to shellfish spaghetti.
Next.
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"How does Joe Jonas
"get along with his brothers?"
Well, we've learned to put family first
and that's been really important for us.
And also we've learned to respect
when each other needs some time.
We have our own separate lives
so I think at this point
we really miss the crap out of each other
it's been so long since
I've seen these guys.
On tour we always try to take
like an hour out of our day
just to spend time together.
And it reminds us why we're doing this.
And whether if it's
working out, having a meal,
or just taking a walk,
a bike ride or something
and seeing a city, I think that's helpful
for people when they work together
and it's always the same thing every day.
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Twitter.
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"Joe is Kim, Nick is
Kourtney, Kevin is Khloe?
"Yes or no?"
Duh!
Thank you, @spudddddddd with eight d's.
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@jonaswft, ah, she didn't
get wtf unfortunately.
"Has Sophie gotten sick and
tired of Joe being around 24/7?"
I'm assuming you're speaking
about the quarantine.
We haven't gotten sick of each other yet.
We're actually enjoying our time together.
We are always on tour for
so long, 90 something cities
and she was filming elsewhere.
So to actually be together
and have this couple time is important.
But, I have to ask her.
Sophie, am I annoying you?
[crickets chirping]
We'll go with yes.
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"What is your favorite
"song to perform?
"Love you Joe Jonas, by the way."
Love you too, Chrystal.
I'm assuming you're
speaking about one of ours,
the Brother's songs.
I really enjoy singing
"Hesitate" it means a lot to me.
But in general,
"Many Rivers to Cross"
is one of my favorites.
It's a classic and I like
singing that sometimes.
It's not one of our
songs, but just for fun.
Submit.
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More Quora.
"Who has better vocals?
"Nick Jonas or Joe Jonas?"
I mean that really is
dealer's choice here.
I think Nick has a fantastic voice.
I think Kevin.
Where's Kevin here, huh?
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"What are some less known
facts about Joe Jonas?"
I have Vanilla Ice's cell phone number.
And occasionally I like
to prank phone call him.
So now, you know Vanilla Ice,
that was me, all these times.
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Now we're gonna go to IMDb.
Let's see what they got to say.
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"Nicknames Joe, JJ, DJ Danger."
Yeah, I guess that's kind of correct.
There's other nicknames that I have,
I mean when I was in middle school,
I joined a new school
and apparently there was
too many Joes in the school
so this one kid decided that
my new name should be JJ Jonas.
Which makes no sense.
So, JJ Jonas, we can add
that to that nickname list.
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"Before becoming a musician
"he wanted to become a comedian."
Actually in Cup of Joe, I went on stage
being encouraged by Tina
Fey to go do some stand up.
Her advice for me was go on
stage and tell the truth.
The truth is always funny.
So, I tried my best.
I've really enjoyed it.
I wanna continue it.
I feel like everybody should try it
at least once in their life.
The nerves that you feel it's really scary
but, rewarding if you get one laugh.
Next.
"Fan of Britney Spears."
I like that that's there.
That is true.
My first CD I ever bought
myself was at a 7/11
and it was a Britney Spears album.
Posted.
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And now we're gonna go to Instagram.
Instagram always has really
fun trolling comments.
Let's see what we gotta find.
All right, I shaved my face.
Quarantine beard is no more.
Slowly growing back.
Brenhimelfard, "How does he
manage to have a baby face
"just like that I mean what's
his skin care routine?"
I have to be honest, I do
have a filter on this picture.
That filter did a lot of
good to me in this photo.
Yeah, I wash my face,
a little facial fuel,
make sure to moisturize,
and my wife likes popping any
zit that might be on my face.
She calls them spots.
So if I pop a zit or a
spot without her knowing,
she's very mad.
Next.
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All right this is a post
I did about the concert
film that we just released.
Cnipock588
says, "Wow, you guys
definitely mean something
"to all of us.
"Great documentary"
With, I think those are welling eyes.
"I have a question, when
they make your guy's
"Hollywood documentary,
"because I can totally see this happening,
"what actor would you like
to see play each of you?"
That's great.
And I can answer for my brothers.
I think obviously Matthew
McConaughey should play me.
You know, I think Kevin deserves the Rock.
And Nick,
Mark Wahlberg 'cause actually
they kind of look alike.
If Nick has a backwards hat and a tank top
he looks almost exactly
like Mark Wahlberg.
Okay.
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Reddit.
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Reddit's really fun.
I love Reddit.
Emily, "This is the look I
genuinely thought Joe Jonas
"was going to see me wear and
fall in love with me in 2008."
Oh, that's great!
I mean it is a strong look and
the pose that's really key.
Looking good, Emily, keep it up.
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We're going back to Twitter.
All right this is from
Brianna is locked up.
With a pretty cool font on locked up.
"How many LEGO sets have
you completed, Joe?"
Wow, that's a tough question.
There are quite a few LEGO sets.
Stranger Things set, two of
the Hogwarts castle sets,
we also have a few Lord of the Rings.
We also have a rollercoaster
that we want to finish.
I'm always confused if it's LEGO or LEGOS
but, I think it's correct
the way you said it,
which is just LEGO.
Like LE-GO.
Posted.
This is from Kay Jonas.
"What was your favorite
spot in the UK, Joe,
"from the Cup of Joe series?"
My favorite thing to do
when I was in London,
I took a penalty kick at a
professional soccer stadium.
Or as they would say, football stadium.
And that was really exciting for me.
I actually got it in
the net on the third try
and I would like to believe
the guy was actually trying
his best, but I don't know I
think he was going easy on me.
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"How different would the world
be if Joe Jonas had been cast
"as Captain America
instead of Chris Evans?"
Oh,
I think the world would
be a lot different.
Probably Chris would be a lead
singer of a band of brothers
and I would be carrying my
shiny shield around the world,
saving the day.
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This is from Tyler.
"The question is @joejonas, do
you still have this outfit?"
You better believe I do.
What do you think I'm wearing below here?
Huh?
Very comfortable.
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This is from Lizbiz08.
"Here is my question for later.
"This is for Nick, Joe, and Kevin.
"What are some things that
you guys do to keep busy
"during this quarantine."
This is my new favorite thing
is Zoom beer pong and I really
encourage everyone to try.
But you set up the cups
closest to the camera.
So that's the other player's cups.
If that makes any sense.
You probably could just Google it
and find out the instructions
way better than me.
All right, we're going to YouTube.
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Let's check it out.
This is a compilation video.
This is "The Best of Sophie and Joe".
I'd actually like to watch this.
And this person asked,
"Hey Joe, what's your
favorite food and drink?"
I like that they assumed I
was just going to go into this
and watch this and comment back.
But I am actually doing it now.
I do like a tequila soda.
I have to say I like my
brother's tequila a lot
and I'm not even a part of the company
so this is not a shameless plug, here.
This is a family plug,
Villa One is delicious.
And my favorite food, I'm
allergic to spaghetti,
so I can't eat that.
But I do like, I'll go
with pasta, lasagna.
Posted.
More from IMDb.
"He has German, English, Scottish,
"Irish, Italian/Scilian
from a great-grandfather.
"French-Canadian, and Cherokee
Native American ancestry."
Wow, how do they know all this.
I don't think that Scottish is correct.
I don't think it's French-Canadian,
I think it's French.
Unless somebody like, took
a glass that I was drinking
and swabbed it and then sent this in
and you actually know what
my ancestry actually is.
All right moving on.
"Collected G.I. Joe action
figures and pens as a child."
I'm always so curious how people
find this information out.
And this is on IMDb?
Such a weird place for
this information to be.
I don't think this'll help me at all
get a movie role or a TV show.
But, I don't know, maybe
G.I. Joe will call one day.
I did collect G.I. Joes
and I collected a lot of Pokemon cards.
I was more of a fan of Pokemon
than getting a girl's number
Because I remember when I was younger,
the prettiest girl in school
had a really rare card.
I tricked her into switching
for a really un-rare card.
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"Favorite movie is
"School of Scoundrels."
Wow, this is dated.
We need to update this.
"His favorite band is Switchfoot."
I do love Switchfoot but this obviously
from a long time ago.
"His favorite singer is Johnny Lang."
I like Johnny Lang.
I think currently, my favorite movie,
I'll go with "Back to the Future" one.
Actually I think two is
actually better than one.
I also think "Home Alone
2" is better than one.
I think all the threes were pretty, okay.
I like Switchfoot but
we will update that to
you know, I love Coldplay's new album.
We'll go with Coldplay.
"His favorite singer is Johnny Lang."
His favorite singer, I'll
go with Frank Sinatra.
But I like Johnny Lang, too.
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Well, that's it.
That was fun.
I hope your questions have
been answered correctly
or to your satisfaction.
Signing off the internet.
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