Rob a train belonging to a guy Cornwall,
He heard the news, he did not like it at all.
Hired Pinkerton to track us down,
Forcing our gang to become nomadic.
Needless to say we were frantic.
After a violent bank heist in Valentine,
Our loose knot of lies quickly became untied.
John’s son Jack was kidnapped, given to Bronte,
Used Jack as leverage to make us all pay,
Dutch refused to obey.
We got sh** on our plates, but we can solve ‘em,
For 1899, just first-world problems.
We all must stick together, not lose our sh** if we are to survive.
John goes to jail while we sail off to Cuba,
The ship sinks, we get stranded on Guarma.
A revolution starts and we escape back home,
Dutch seems really off, he’s more violent-prone.
His sense of humanity’s gone.
We got sh** on our plates, but we can solve ‘em,
For 1899, just first-world problems.
We all must stick together, not lose our sh** if we are to survive.
Rescued John and begged him to leave,
Start an honest life with his family.
I have tuberculosis, will die,
Watching the sun rise.
Dutch went nuts but was no bad guy,
It was Micah who stirred the sh** sty.
One day Dutch’ll double cross Micah, John’ll finish him.
We got sh** on our plates, but we can solve ‘em,
For 1899, just first-world problems.
We all must stick together, not lose our sh** if we are to survive.
