 Get us out of here now.
In the vast emptiness
of the universe,
we have found a fullness
of cultural diversity.
And when a first
contact unfolds,
the cosmos becomes a
living, breathing organism.
And we become a way for the
universe to know itself.
[applause]
 Wow, that was pretty good.
 Yeah, thanks.
I plagiarized it from,
like, nine different times.
 I'm receiving a
distress signal.
[music playing]
 Check union records
for any previous contact
with that star system.
 Negative, Commander.
 Oh, baby!
This is what we signed up for!
 All hands, this
is the captain.
Began prepping all
stations for first contact.
 Deflectors are gone!
 Get us out of here now.
 Captain?
I don't believe this.
 Lieutenant, give
us a little more.
 Yes, sir.
Dumbing it down.
 All right.
Here we go.
[music playing]
 Man, this is bitching.
[music playing]
All right now.
 Look at that.
 We'll come back.
You have my word.
 Bortus, I thought it might be
fun to do, like, a joint party.
 Is this an order?
 No.
 Then I do not wish
to have a joint party.
 Why not?
 I prefer my
birthday to be my day.
 He's afraid he's
gonna get less stuff.
 I am not afraid.
 Gordon, take a shuttle
and find the captain.
 Aye, Commander.
[music playing]
 Don't do this.
 Let's go.
 We are not your prisoners!
 We have 24 hours.
 All I ever wanted was
for you to be proud of me.
 Boom!
 I'm capable of causing
you great pain, Captain.
[music playing]
 The planets breakup
is accelerating.
 Hope this works.
 It'll work.
I think it'll work.
[music playing]
 Take a message
back to your people.
 Sweetness.
[music playing]
All night now.
 On behalf of the planetary
union, welcome to the galaxy.
