From sharing dirty fanfiction to the old “dildo
for Christmas” trick, the Planet Dolan Crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about all the special ways our
parents embarrass us.
I’m Zaraganba, and today, I’ll be your
narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by AGrimFate Cid
Cid was having a surprise birthday party,
during which his father was an absolute terror.
First, when Cid walked in, everyone was yelling
surprise, but his father was mooning.
That shocked everyone at first, but the party
was otherwise going okay.
Later, Cid’s dad popped up again, butt first.
Using his hands to make his butt talk, he
said, "it's time to blow out the candles,"
and then farted towards Cid and his friends,
grossing everyone out.
Cid had hoped his father was done.
But nope!
He then told everyone he had a special present
for Cid, and most of the party guests followed
him.
He got them to the bathroom and showed everyone
a turd he had just made, then started talking
about how glorious it was.
It smelled like death, and all Cid’s friends
made weird faces about it.
As the night wound down, Cid’s father continued
to embarrass him by hitting on all his female
friends.
The next day at school rumors about Cid’s
mental father started to go around.
He just wanted to die of embarrassment.
Number 9 was Submitted by uuuuummmm_hi Pandora
Pandora’s family was on vacation, and the
elevators at their hotel were really weird.
Neither Pandora nor her mom knew how to get
it to work.
They continued to try, until an INCREDIBLY
HOT guy walked up behind Pandora and showed
her how to do it.
As the three of them were standing in the
silent elevator, Pandora’s mom said to her,
"Pandora, you really need to start wearing
better bras."
The hot guy looked at Pandora’s mom, and
then at Pandora’s boobs.
Finally, their stop arrived, and Pandora’s
mom got an earful for the rest of the night.
Number 8 was Submitted by Stillsadaboutmcr
Emojie
One time Emojie was at Hot Topic with a few
friends and her mom - who was a HUGE My Chemical
Romance fan at the time.
Suddenly the store started playing “Welcome
to the Black Parade.”
Emojie’s mom froze and started screaming
the song.
Emojie asked her many times to stop, but she
wouldn't.
So Emojie and her friends figured it was best
if they just left her mother standing there
in the middle of Hot Topic singing to no one.
Emojie has never been more embarrassed in
her life.
Number 7 was Submitted by Jokerfan45 SaltySquid
SaltySquid’s mom is a very overprotective
woman, and did not like it when he was out
of the house at night.
One night SaltySquid had to finish retrieving
carts from the parking lot for his job.
It was around midnight, and SaltySquid’s
boss wanted him to make sure that all the
carts were inside before going home.
But SaltySquid’s mom came to pick him up,
and was frustrated when he told her he had
to stay and finish.
So she let SaltySquid do his work, but she
started following him all over the parking
lot in her car while he worked.
SaltySquid decided enough was enough and just
got in the car when it looked like the lot
was empty.
It turns out he forgot a few, but he has since
left that job anyway.
Still, he’ll never forget that night.
Number 6 was Submitted by konolicoda Grgak
One time Grgak had a friend over at his house,
and they were playing some games.
Meanwhile, his dad was skinny dipping with
some friends.
That was fine, until Grgak’s dad came in
with two of his female friends and said to
Grgak, "son, I’m gonna make you a into a
man."
He was clearly drunk, and it looked like the
girls were as well… so they might have agreed
to it.
Grgak would have also been fine with it, but
then his dad pissed himself and puked a ll
over a chair.
The two girls helped him up, Grgak’s friend
went home, and Grgak just went upstairs in
embarrassment.
That was the last he heard of that plan.
Number 5 was Submitted by Iristhesmolmeme
Froggy
Froggy was at the mall with her family, and
they saw a couple walking out of a store.
Froggy’s dad walked up to the couple, pointed
at Froggy and her sister, and said, "This,
folks, is why you buy high quality condoms."
Froggy was incredibly embarrassed.
The couple said they already knew.
Froggy’s mom could not stop laughing, then
her dad said "Just a warning to you."
After that, they headed to the food court,
not even discussing it.
Number 4 was Submitted by angrygirl92 Doopie
Doopie’s mom bought her a dildo for Christmas,
which was already weird.
But then she had Doopie open it in front of
the entire family.
To make matters worse, she took photos of
the whole thing!
And now she shows all her friends, and also
some random strangers.
Number 3 was Submitted by YEEE_420 Pringle
Pringle used to be a huge fanatic of a certain
video game series.
He was so into it, he started writing some
freaky fanfiction for it.
One night, Pringle sat down to write more,
but noticed some of his pages were missing.
He went looking around, and ended up in his
parents’ room, where he found the pages
by his dad's side of the bed.
When Pringle picked them up, he noticed on
his dad's laptop that he had SHARED THE FANFICTION
WITH PRINGLE’S FRIENDS!
Supposedly, this was some kind of punishment
for writing about sex.
Pringle went to school the next day with half
of his friends amazed, and the other half
grossed out.
Number 2 was Submitted by Harrison_is_Gay
Nixxiom
Nixxiom and his twin were at an arcade, celebrating
their birthday.
The arcade had a party room, and they had
quite a few people for the party, so they
got to eat in there.
Nixxiom’s mom had quite a few drinks, and
got to talking politics with another family
member.
Just as the waiters came in to give them their
food, Nixxiom’s mom said, "I don't think
Abraham Lincoln should have freed the slaves."
And yes, the waiters were black.
Nixxiom and his siblings WILL NOT let her
forget that day.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing
thing my parents ever did?
