Yeh toilet wale aashiq alag hote hai bhai
Dekhe hai kisi ne
Ek din mai soch raha tha
Ki yeh likhte kab hai
Matlab yeh likhne ke liye especially jate hai
Ya during the process likh rahe hai
Agar to yeh especially jate hai
Toh yeh toilet hi kyu ja rahe hai
* internally wonders about Toilet waale Aashiq *
Koi inhe samjhao ki
Sandaas ke baahar sansaar hai
Achha mai na abhi ek bahut hi
Khaas insaan ke baare me baat karunga
Hamare crush ke baare me
Hai na, kisi ka aisa raha hai
Ki bilkul high standard ladki pe crush raha ho
* Yaane South Delhi / South Bombay Girls *
Aur phir uske sath relationship me aaya ho
(Relationship me har koi atak hi jaata hai)
aadho ke mann me chal raha hai
Ki "Kamine"
“Ye hi to nahi ho paya”
Jale par namak chidak raha hai
Lekin mai chidkunga
Kyuki mai aaya tha
Toh maine na jo bhi kisse hue na
Unko kuch khayaalon me likha hai
Agar aap ijazat de to mai sunau
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch toh chhune se'
Pyaar ki chuan me nazakat dekhna aap
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch toh chhune se'
'Ab baat tumne pe aa gayi hai tune se'
Hume na aise do-teen mahine hue the
Toh hum ek din ghar pe mile
(Jealous Laughter all around)
Soch lo aap log
* Magar jyaada bhi mat sochna *
Toh achha agle din maine change dekha
Wo mere paas aayi
Kehti ”Kaise ho tum”?
Maine kaha “Mai”?
Kehti “Haan”
Maine kaha “Mai tum, mai tum ho gaya”
Kehti “Haan”
Aur ab kya hota hai ki na
Ab aapki baaton me "Sun Rajat" nahi hai
Ab aapke baaton me hota hai "Suno Rajat"
Toh mere dost hairaan the
Ki isko itni izzat kaise mil rahi hai
Mai khud hairaan tha
Mujhe nahi pata lag raha maine kya kiya aisa
Toh na mera concept bigad gaya
Mujhe laga aise chhune se izzat milti hai
Mujhe ghar me nahi milti thi
Toh mai ek din ghar gaya
Papa khade the
Bulb theek kar rahe the
Maine piche se jaa ke chu dia
Mujhe laga Papa izzat denge
Papa ne izzat nahi di
Jo diya wo mai bata nahi sakta
Lekin yeh bata sakta hu
Use izzat nahi kehte
Mera concept bigad gaya
Maine tab likha tha
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch toh chhune se'
'Ab baat tumne pe aa gayi hai tune se'
'Ungliyon ke nishaan'
'Chap gaye shirt pe'
Ispe bhi chape hue hai
Lekin sabko nahi dikhenge
Yeh unhi ko dikhte hai
Jinke aakhon me pyaar hota hai
Aur Tinder wala pyaar nahi
Sachha shiddat wala
'Ungliyon ke nishaan'
'Chap gaye shirt pe'
'Wo na saabun se mitenge naa hi joone se'
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch toh chhune se'
'Aur mai saath rahu toh kya mehsoos hota hai'
Aur ladkiyan bahot curious rehti hai yeh sab jaane ke liye
Meri wali dhappa kar deti thi
Aise chal rahi hai, walk kar rahi hai
Ekdum se palat jayegi
“Achha, by the way...
how do you feel when I am with you”
Yeh aapko abhi toh cute lag raha hai
Lekin jis waqt aise sawaalon ke teer
Aapke taraf aa rahe hote hai na
Aapko samajh nahi aata lene kahan hai
Dil me ya dimaag me
Jyada mat socho
(Delhi ki janta bhot Tez hai)
Toh na, mai tab toh soch nahi paya
Lekin ghar jaa ke jawaab likha
'Ki mai saath rahu to kya mehsoos hota hai'
'Baarish ahemiyat puchti hai soone se'
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch to chhune se'
'Aur purane daur ka dil hai'
'Tamanna rakhe'
Mai na waise aapko thoda modern lag raha hounga
Lekin mai aashiq old school hu
Meri ek tamannah thi
Aap sunna, aapko aisa lagega yahi ladka
Kaam kar raha hai wo ghinaune
Mai hi hu
* Honest Confession *
'Purane daur ka dil hai, tamanna rakhe'
'Pahaadon pe naam likhna hai choone se'
'Ke haal badal gaya hai kuch toh chhune se'
Achha pahaadon pe likhna hai
Toilet me nahi likhna hai
Yeh toilet wale aashiq alag hote hai bhai
Dekhe hai kisi ne
Ek din mai soch raha tha
Ki yeh likhte kab hai
Matlab yeh likhne ke liye especially jaate hai
Ya during the process likh rahe hai
Agar to yeh specially jate hai
Toh toilet hi kyu ja rahe hai
Koi inhe samjhao ki
Sandaas ke baahar sansaar hai
* Satya Vachan Dosto *
Aur agar
Ye during the process likhte hai
To kya sochkar likhte hai
Are hagte hue mehboob ko kon yaad karta hai bhai
Pressure ke saath pyaar kisko aaraha hai
Aur mai aapko ek cheez bata do
* THEORY Number 1: *
'Ye hagte hue pyaar daalne waale na...
Pyaar me aksar hagg dete hai'
Aur aap kisi toilet ki deewar par dekho
Ye normal baatein nahi likh rahe
Ye kar rahe hai shayari
Ek ladke ne likha hua tha
'Kisi na kisi par tum crush karna zaroor'
'Pyaar me hago to flush karna zaroor'
Maine kaha "Aree!"
Advice acchi hai lekin ye kya tareeka hai
Ek din mai school ke toilet me gaya
Vaha kisi ne poora love letter chaapa hua tha
'I love Shaalu'
'Uski aankhein ufff!'
Likha hua hai UFFF!
Aage dil banaaya hua hai
Neeche likha hua hai
Uski baatein muahh!
Maine kaha
Tu toilet ki deewar par chummiya deraha hai
Neeche
Haan use farak nahi padd raha tha
To fir neeche teen chaar aise lines likhi hui thi
Uske neeche likha hua tha
‘I love Shaalu bhotttt jyaada’
Vo bhot se garaare kar raha hai
Bhottttt
(Avoid my orgasmic expressions)
Vo laga hua hai apna
Uske bhotttt me itne T the
Jitte poore toilet me nahi the
Aur uske neeche likha hua tha
From the core of my ****
**** me kya likha tha vo nahi bataaunga
Lekin heart nahi likha tha
Accha neeche waale toilet me to
Hadd hi horakhi thi
Yaha tak fir bhi theek tha ki
tu shaalu se pyaar karta hai
Usne neeche likhdiya
Call Shaalu at 9811
Maine kaha aree!
Tu baant kyu raha hai
Teri hai
Apne tak rakh
Aur vo baat raha hai
Lekin dekho
Kalyug ke daur me aise log bhot kam hai
Log aajkal Samosa share nahi karte
Vo Shaalu share kar raha hai
Ek din
Neeche waale school ke
Neeche waale toilet me hadd hi hogyi
Shaalu ne khud likh diya
Call me at 9811
9 baje intezaar karungi
Regards, Tumhaari Shaalu
Uss din kya bheed thi toilet me
Sab jaarahe hai
Jinko nahi laga vo bhi jaarahe hai
Sports teacher staff toilet chod chod ke jaarahe hai
Tumhe mazaak lagraha hoga
Lekin sahi me
Shaalu ka hi number tha
Maine call kiya
Shaalu ke Papa ne uthaaya tha
Mujhe school se
Kya bhare uske Papa ne mere
Bhot hard
Uss din ke baad se meri Shaalu bhen se baat nahi hui
