Alright guys--you know what time it is.
It’s been quite a while since we clambered
down into the shadowy pit of eldritch horror,
but you know what they say about cosmic horror,
right?
The abyss only makes the heart grow fonder.
Sorry, that was a terrible joke--but the point
is, I get a little broody when we’re talking
about writhing tentacular monstrosities--and
Lovecraftian themed dad jokes are a new niche
market that I’m trying to corner.
Well, we’ve already traversed three parts
of this particular list--and you gobbled them
up more convincingly than a ravenous Dagon--so,
let’s peel back the lid and take a look
at what shambling creations are lurking inside.
Hello horror fans, what’s going on--and
once again welcome back to the scariest channel
on YouTube, Top 5 Scary Videos.
As per usual, I’ll be your horror host Jack
Finch--as today, we curiously take a look
at the Top 5 Scariest Lovecraftian Monsters
- Part 4.
Roll the clip.
For the curious amongst you, that clip was
from Stuart Gordon’s 1986 sci-fi cosmic
horror, From Beyond--based on the short story
of the same name by the one, the only, Howard
Phillips Lovecraft.
Because of course it is--this is a Lovecraftian
Monsters list--and as I always note, I’m
a stickler for immersion.
Also, it leads me to an interesting point--because
as is the case with our previous three entries
of this series, this list will not be featuring
The High Priest of the Great Old Ones Himself,
the Great Dreamer, The Sleeper of R’lyeh--Cthulhu,
because, come on guys, we’re better than
that.
Kicking off at Number 5 - Rhan-Tegoth
And it’s in the form and implication of
this particular Great Old One where the Lovecraftian
terror truly lies, because as will be the
case with many entries on this list, many
of the shambling horrors that lurk within
the deep have a particularly apocalyptic purpose,
and Rhan-Tegoth’s cosmic significance pretty
much spells the end of civilization as we
know.
Well, that’s if it wakes up, anyway--so,
lets tread carefully.
Created by Hazel Heald with an uncredited
co-creation from Lovecraft himself, Rhan-Tegoth’s
first appearance came in the astounding short
story, The Horror In The Museum--which is
exactly as it sounds, and yes, a Lovecraftian
protaganist was stupid enough to find a Great
Old One and stick in a museum.
And as we all know, that’s terrible for
business.
Also known as the Terror of the Hominids--yes,
as in us--and He of the Ivory Throne, Rhan-Tegoth
is described as a fifteen-foot medusa-esque
insectoid amphibious god, that is particularly
acclimatized in the deep dark ocean.
For millennia, it lived in the vaporous, boiling
seas of Yuggoth, before it’s machincations
were devised--and it was hurtled toward Earth
roughly three million years ago during the
Pliocene Epoch, where it landed in a remote
part of Alaska and commenced its slumber.
As The Horror in the Museum describes, it
was discovered by George Rogers in 1926, where
it was briefly contained in London, before
being lost to a shadowy cult, briefly appearing
again in the 1980s and the 1990s.
The thing is with Rhan-Tegoth, although of
little power compared to the rest of its brood--this
guy spells the return of the Old Ones.
When it crashed into Earth, it was the last
of the cosmic horrors to fall asleep--and
the High Priest himself intended Rhan-Tegoth
to be the first one to wake, to herald the
return of the Great Old Ones.
Coming in next at Number 4 - The Shoggoths
Because although we’ve covered Great Old
Ones, Outer Gods and Shambling Horrors alike--I
feel that we’re yet to fully take a look
at some of the more monstrous races that inhabit
the Cthulhu Mythos, and perhaps the most vile
and interesting of those creations are The
Shoggoths, one of Lovecraft’s most curious
and divisive devices--who have played an incredibly
interesting yet equally horrifying role in
the mythos.
The Shoggoths are a race of amorphous, shapeshifting
beings--originally created by the Elder Things
through highly advanced genetic engineering,
to serve them for eternity as formless tools
that would do their bidding.
The Shoggoths are blobs of self-shaping gelatinous
flesh, almost like an amoeba--and are capable
of shaping themselves into whatever organ
or shape they find needful.
The Elder Things abused them for aeons, creating
their vast underwater cities and ancient kingdoms
deep in the bowels of Planet Earth.
The thing is though, despite being thoughtless,
writhing masses of tentacles and maws--eventually,
after millennia, they mutated and developed
sentience, where they rebelled against their
masters and consumed them--and from there,
they created their own giant cities, which
is where we first got a taste of the horrifying
Shoggoths in Lovecraftian fiction--in 1931’s
At The Mountains of Madness, where the last
remnants of this vile race of fleshy beings
were found buried deep beneath the Antarctic
Ice, by the one and only William Dyer.
And as it turns out, the last Shoggoth had
sustained itself… by feasting on penguins.
Which makes it *that* much more evil.
Next up at Number 3 - Tsathoggua
And this guy comes from a long line of Great
Old Ones that are incredibly difficult to
pronounce, which even for Lovecraftian fiction--is
probably on the more Master Tier side of deciphering
the eldritch tongue, but--whatever, I’ll
give it ago.
Zathoggua, whose Grandfather is Czazukluth,
whose father is Ghisguth, whose
mother is Zstzlyzemghi and whose child is
known as Zvilpogghua.
Okay.
Nailed it, maybe?
I think so.
But anyway, the point is--this particular
Great Old One was created by Clark Ashton
Smith--one of Lovecraft’s contemporary's,
who--whilst having a penchant for language,
also had a desire to create some of the vilest,
weirdest cosmic horrors in the genre.
Zathoggua, also known as the Sleeper of N’kai,
is a Great Old One that often appears in the
form of a monsterous, vile, toad-like creature,
who is often found asleep in the deep bowels
of his kingdom, waiting for eternity for sacrificial
offerings.
He’s definitely the couch-dweller of the
brood, but the slothfulness of Zathoggua is
exactly what makes him so horrifying.
Deep beneath the Earth, Zathoggua waits within
his black temple--where his will is carried
out by a writhing, formless spawn of polymorphic
entities made of a black goo, that sit beside
his throne in basins carved from ancient stone.
Although the Great Old One himself rarely
moves, the formless spawn are alive and writhing
within his kingdom, ready to consume any curious
adventurer or lost soul that stumbles upon
him, where they’ll attach themselves with
their undulating appendages, rip their flesh
to shreds and feed it to their master bit
by bit.
Perhaps more than any other Great Old One
in the mythos, Zathoggua isn’t willing to
lift a finger to bring about an apocalyptic
cosmic horror--he’d just rather get fat
and sit on his obsidian throne, and wait for
it to come to him.
Swinging in at Number 2 - Byatis
And I absolutely adore the lore behind this
particular deity--simply for the fact that
it approaches human history in an incredibly
interesting, and equally terrifying way.
When you think of Lovecraftian Fiction, you
don’t exactly think of the Roman Empire,
do you?
Well, let me introduce you to the Serpent
Bearded Byatis, The Berkeley Toad--a writhing,
multicoloured entity with a single eye, the
claws of a crab and and endless beard of tentacles.
His appearance is caught somewhere between
a Spider, somewhere between a Crab, and somewhere
between the Horror that Lies At the End Of
All Dreams.
Created by Robert Bloch, Byatis first appeared
in the September 1935 issue of Weird Tales,
but would later go on to play an integral
role in Ramsey Campbells’ 1964 short story,
The Room In The Castle.
Although not exactly on the most powerful
scale compared to the rest of the Great Old
Ones, in ancient times, Byatis was summoned
to Earth by the Deep Ones to join the rest
of his brood, but yet during some unknown
event, Byatis was cut off from the rest of
his ilk by the warring Elder Gods, and sealed
behind a stone door in what would later become
the Severn Valley.
Aeons later, when the Roman’s conquered
Britain, a small band of soldiers heard the
whisperings of the Great Old One, and became
corrupted by his will.
Driven mad with cosmic torment, the Roman
Soldiers formed a cult around the god, which
were eventually consumed by his eldritch will
in a failed attempt to escape the stone-seal.
Centuries later, a Norman Castle was built
over the site that contained Byatis prison--and
it wasn’t until the 18th Century, when Byatis
was discovered by a warlock named Sir Gilbert
Morley, and eventually used as a puppet for
his dark arts.
For hundreds of years, Byatis would feast
upon the townsfolk, offered to him by Morley
to keep his primal needs satiated--but eventually,
Byatis became so large that he trapped himself
within his cavernous prison for eternity.
Well, until he sheds a few pounds at least--and
then I’m guessing he’ll be really, really
mad.
And finally, coming in at our Number 1 spot
- Ubbo-Sathla
And our final spot is reserved for an incredibly
interesting--and different kind of Lovecraftian
concept, because although this specific anomalous
entity is very much an Outer God of the Cthulhu
Mythos--one of the most powerful ancient beings
in existence--it’s also a creation that
is far, far removed from anything else.
Let me introduce you to Ubbo-Sathla, which
is perhaps the eldritch progenitor of all
life as we know it.
Yeah, get ready for an existential kind of
crisis.
Ubbo-Sathla, also known as the Unbegotten
Source, or the Demiurge--is a huge protoplasmic
mass resting within a forgotten grotto deep
beneath the frozen earth.
The being itself is a lifeform like few others
within the mythos, and is comprised of a mass
of writhing substances, spontaneously generating
primordial single-celled organisms that pour
unceasingly from its shapeless form.
It is thought that Ubbo-Sathla was the original
spawn of all forms of life on Earth, spitting
forth prototype after prototype before it
reached it’s cosmic epoch--and just as the
giver of life, it can also just as easily
take it away, as whatever it’s endless mass
of pseudopods touch, becomes forever devoid
of life.
Created by Clark Ashton Smith, and first appearing
in it’s short story of the same name--the
ultimate purpose of Ubbo-Sathla is relatively
unclear, yet deep within it’s ancient hive,
it is said to guard a set of stone tablets
believed to contain a hidden knowledge of
the Elder Gods.
However, some cultists also profess that Ubbo-Sathla’s
destiny is to someday reabsorb all living
things on Earth back from whence they came,
consuming it back into its endless, formless
shape of Ubbo-Sathla.
It is also said that in ancient times, the
Demiurge split off a portion of itself, and
became the vile, protean mass known as Abhoth,
The Source of Uncleanliness--that now resides
deep beneath the horrifying landscape of Mount
Voormithadreth, spitting forth endless horrors
of miscreation and abomination.
Yeah, if you can’t tell, Ubbo-Sathla is
pretty damn terrifying--and this eldritch
horror has its fingers in many pies.
I mean, if it had fingers.
Well, there we have it horror fans--our Part
4 list for the Top 5 Scariest Lovecraftian
Monsters.
Now, I know you all have quite the appetite
for the Great Old Ones and Elder Gods alike,
so why don’t you let us know your thoughts
down in the comment section below, as well
as any choice picks of your own--and who knows,
maybe somehow we can peer back into the abyss
and find enough horrifying components for
a Part 5.
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