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Now, here's Wendy.
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Thank you for watching.
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Say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience.
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Let's get started.
It's time for...
Hot Topics.
Come on.
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I told you, look.
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I told you when they got married it was gonna go down.
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And so now it's going down, people are shocked.
So Prince Harry and Meghan wanna step away
from the Royal Family.
Who wouldn't?
First of all, the Royals are going broke.
Second of all, and shout out to all of our friends in London
and stuff like that but I just,
your monarchy has never really been of interest to me
except for Princess Di and Fergie
when they were friends
and they would sneak cigarettes
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and run around behind their husbands' backs and stuff.
And do stuff together.
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So the Royals announced, Meghan and Harry,
on social media yesterday.
I think the social media part is wrong.
You coulda just broken away.
You didn't have to put it out on social media.
That was wrong.
But I don't think it's wrong
that you didn't consult Grandma.
Grandmama.
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The Queen.
I don't think she needed to be consulted.
These are these people's new lives.
The Queen is about to cross over at some particular point.
These people still have to live their...
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Are we gonna talk or are we gonna talk?
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Okay, let's talk.
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Look,
Queen didn't need to know,
Charles didn't need to know.
Camilla didn't need to know,
nobody needed to know.
Meghan has got this guy hook, line and sinker,
but guess what?
He held out for the perfect person to marry
so that he could do this.
You can't tell me that Harry all of a sudden
just came up with this idea
to wanna be not royal,
you know what I mean?
The thing he had to do is he had to choose the right woman,
and certainly a woman like Kate
was not the right woman, see?
Kate wanted to be royal.
By the way, happy birthday, Kate, nobody cares.
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No.
I didn't mean that in a mean way.
All I'm saying is that do you think that Harry and Meghan
specifically planned this to overshadow Kate's birthday?
'Cause now, all of those dusty people
are gonna be in that dusty palace today.
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Lookin' at foie gras and kale and all of the stuff.
(audience laughs)
That I like.
A filet mignon, a little caviar.
Goblets filled with all kinds of gobbley-goop.
(Norman laughs)
But they're gonna be sitting there,
and I'll bet ya they're gonna be sitting there furiously.
Kate, it's your birthday but nobody cares.
Meghan did not make Harry do this.
This is something that Harry probably already had
planned in his life.
He was just looking for,
sir, I see you, with the beard.
You're nodding with me.
Yep, with the black turtle neck.
Stand up, sir.
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, I'm talkin' to you.
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Yeah.
Wait now.
How you doin'?
But you know what I'm saying, right?
Yes.
I think that Harry probably already had this planned.
Harry would not become King unless like 12 other people
passed away before him or something.
For seventh in line, yep.
Sir, thank you, sir.
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Look, look, look,
and even the chef spoke out.
The chef has been cookin' for the Queen
and the whole kingdom for years.
Was cooking for Harry and William
when Diana was alive and they were little goobers, right?
The chef spoke out and he said
Diana would be mad.
Diana always called Harry an airhead.
Oh.
Well, we had heard this before.
If you follow the monarchy.
I had heard this before.
Harry's the airhead, which she was wrong for saying that,
you know what I'm sayin'?
'Cause now he's growin' up with this thing in his head
where he's the airhead.
Right. (laughs)
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But people are furious at Meghan and Harry.
Why are you mad?
Why are you mad?
He doesn't wanna be the King.
She doesn't wanna be the Queen.
They want them both stripped of their titles?
Well, you know how I'd be?
Then strip me.
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead.
And they renovated that place where,
no, no, you aren't, sir, okay?
But yes, you are
turning it out.
Second seat, yes, how you doin'?
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Okay?
You look fantastic.
Let me see.
Open up.
Suzanne, look at this.
Woo.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
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That's an outfit.
So now, the kingdom wants to be paid back
'cause they renovated Frogmore Cottage.
That's where Harry and Meghan live.
Well, you know what,
all right, they're gonna pay you back
'cause you know what Harry and Meghan are doing,
they want to make their own money
in their own way.
The kingdom was giving them a formal $2 million
from the Queen.
So she'll take that away.
So what?
Charles was also giving them money.
So fine.
Charles, you can either give money or not.
Either way, Piers Morgan is blaming Meghan for all this.
Piers, I don't know why you're blaming Meghan.
I have no idea why.
Probably as soon as she met him,
she was probably like all right,
but I'm not doin' this kingdom mess, all right?
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Are you down with this?
And he was probably like I love you.
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This is why I'm with you.
Let's move to Malibu and be like normal people.
We'll still have all the security.
The Queen is not gonna tell his grandson
you can't have formal security
and a little bit of allowance.
Any one of us here right now,
if Meghan and Harry showed up at our doorsteps,
we'd let them right in.
They still have entree to the world, Royals.
You lose, they win.
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And one more thing,
Meghan's father's disappointed.
I don't even know why he's,
why are you talking?
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By the way, can we look at that picture of Harry
and William together
'cause I saw somethin' with Harry,
if you know what I'm,
put that picture up, put that picture up.
Harry and William.
Okay, zoom in.
Zoom.
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Okay.
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All right now.
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All right.
I (draws out word)
got the text from Norman last night.
"There's a massive fight going on,
"turn on your phone right now."
I was busy, all right.
The fight was R. Kelly's two girlfriends, okay?
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All right, co-hosts,
clap if you actually saw this, don't lie.
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Oh you did?
Okay.
So you did all your homework.
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Okay, Norman thinks that this is the gift
that needs to keep giving.
Yes. (laughs)
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So the whole Bureau was watching this?
Yeah, it just came on our phones.
Three o'clock in the afternoon or something?
Yeah, uh-huh.
That was when I was getting an amber alert
about another child being stolen.
Did you get that?
(laughs) No.
My only amber alert came with these two.
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Okay, well, now here's what's going on
that I don't care about.
I wish they'd all just go away.
Just go someplace.
All right, Azriel Clary is now back with her family.
That's the girl in the white blouse.
She's back with her family.
She's been deprogrammed.
She has turned on,
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no, look, she has turned on R. Kelly, okay?
But she shares the apartment
with this girl with the ponytail.
They used to be best friends, Joycelyn,
and they're still sayin' that they're really good friends.
Yep.
As recent as like two days ago,
she was like "We talk all the time
"and she's my good friend."
And they live in the same apartment.
Well, Azriel has now moved on to her family,
been deprogrammed, but Joycelyn,
yeah, they went to the apartment to get her,
back to R. Kelly's apartment to get her stuff.
To get Azriel's stuff?
Yeah, her own belongings.
Okay.
Well,
they also wanted Robert's Grammies.
A whole bunch of stuff from Robert,
but also, the girl was there and Joycelyn was there
and Azriel was there
and the film crew was there and whatever.
Anyway, this is what happened, take a look.
You know that's wrong.
You know that's wrong.
This is his house.
You're disrespectful, you're so evil.
I'm not evil, baby.
I need to protect myself.
I need to protect--
(Bleep) (bleep)
Joy, you were sleeping--
(Bleep)
(slapping)
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You're not sleeping with him.
(Bleep)
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, stop.
(girl screams)
You sleepin' with [Inaudible] liar.
Lying?
You bitch.
Ass liar.
You're a liar.
You're sleepin' with [Inaudible] liar.
Rob has been lyin' to all of y'all. (laughs)
And that's the sad part about it.
And he had people like me
lying for him.
That's why we never watched the documentary.
That is exactly why,
so we got on Gayle King as stupid as can (bleep) be.
(heavy breathing)
Oh, this (bleep). (laughs)
Wow.
Okay.
Joycelyn is now in jail, right?
All right, she goes to see the judge
a little later on today.
She was booked on misdemeanor battery.
The girl in the white blouse
is I guess back with her family,
and this all happened yesterday
on Robert Kelly's 53rd birthday.
Happy birthday, sir.
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Happy birthday.
And you girls, you don't need to go to jail.
You just need to get your lives together
and don't do it on reality TV
'cause the only one who'll be watchin' is Norman.
(Norman laughs)
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It's true. (laughs)
Okay.
All right.
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You heard the thing about Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian?
Yes.
Okay, well, I texted Chyna this morning to ask her
if she has anything to say,
but I forgot, it's early in the morning in LA
and she might be asleep or somethin' like that.
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm gonna try to,
I'm gonna do this
because I find this wild.
Rob Kardashian, who shoulda never gotten in the fast lane
with a girl like Chyna to begin with.
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Okay?
You were way outta your league, sir.
On every level of life.
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But I understand when you wanna get back at family members
so you go for the lowest lyin' fruit,
which would be,
I don't mean she's low.
I just mean she was already messin' around
in the family with--
With Tyga.
Tyga.
Who was messin' around with his little sister, Kylie.
Kylie.
Yes, okay.
All right. (sighs)
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All right, so now, look.
So Rob has filed for primary custody of Dream,
their three-year-old daughter.
This all happened yesterday.
Dream is striking a pose.
He wants Chyna to see Dream only on the weekends,
with a nanny present,
after she takes a drug test
a half hour before Dream is dropped off at--
Whoa.
Uh-huh.
Well, here's where the drugs come in.
(audience murmurs)
Rob is claiming
that Chyna allegedly
sniffs coke, pops pills, does heroin, everything,
with strangers in the house,
with Dream right there.
Oh.
And allegedly, is always drunk, Chyna.
This is what he says.
Spends $600 a day on alcohol.
Oh.
And teaches Dream allegedly how to twerk
and act out sexual positions.
Oh.
And Khloe has backed up Rob's claims
by saying yeah,
Dream is more aggressive after visiting Chyna.
Khloe also claims that Dream said that she doesn't
wanna go back to her mom.
Khloe has also said that Dream does know how to
give a mean twerk.
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And when you ask Dream where she learns that,
she says Mom,
I got it from my mom.
Chyna, when you wake up, I have no idea what's goin' on.
Rob, you are way outta your league.
But somehow, I don't think that,
Rob is just so vulnerable to everything.
Why would you lie about something like this?
Suzanne?
Mhm.
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I'm just envisioning a three-year-old twerking
and it's freaking me out.
Well, no, you saw her strike the pose.
I mean she poses better than us.
Yeah, oh yeah.
I can't even twerk.
Look at the pose.
I know.
She's so cute.
She is really cute.
It's a sad story if that allegedly, if it's true.
I've met her, I've met the Tyga's son,
I've been at the house.
That's the house, that's the house.
This is the coffee table.
And that is a beautiful fireplace,
a looking fireplace, not a heated one.
It's like a looking one.
You put a match in there and then all of a sudden,
it turns beautiful.
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Yeah, yeah.
Chyna's lawyers say that they will fight this vigorously.
I think that this is the time where
all the sisters and the mother need all hands on deck.
Now, in most normal adult lives,
I'd be like get outta my business
'cause I'm a fully functioning adult,
but Rob clearly has his own issues.
Now he's about to go to the fat farm.
Well, you know what?
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No, we talked about that yesterday, come on now.
He's about to go to the fat farm.
But you know what, I'm sure that they have family time
at the fat farm.
Then bring Dream with you to the fat farm.
Let's sort all this stuff out.
Chyna, comply with everything.
Chyna, this is not a good look.
That whole family's gonna gang up on you
in the worst way ever.
There's nothin' you could tell us about Rob
that would shock me,
you know what I'm saying?
There's not a word you can say about Rob.
(Norman laughs)
Is there a word that that could be said about him?
About Rob, no.
Yeah, nothing.
Even how you doin'.
(audience laughs)
No, no, I don't think that's where he is.
I'm just saying there's nothing you could say about Rob
that would shock me.
Chyna, you're in this alone, man.
It's not lookin' good as a mom
and all these accusations.
And you know what, if he's wrong,
sue the crap outta him.
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Did you watch Housewives of Jersey last night?
Yes.
Clap if you did.
(some audience applauds)
(laughs) Tepid.
Viewership down.
I didn't watch either.
(audience laughs)
I was busy gettin' ready for you and Tiffany today.
Yeah.
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I woke up this morning and I saw there was a text
on my phone,
and I thought it mighta been Tiff sayin' I'm ready.
(audience laughs)
But it wasn't her.
I haven't talked to her in a few days,
so it's gonna be a real refreshing conversation.
The text, by the way, was from Foxy Brown.
Oh.
Oh? (laughs)
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Wendy.
(audience laughs)
And Foxy and I referred to each other
as Big Sister, Little Sister.
And we're back to being,
yeah, yeah, new life.
New life.
(audience cheers)
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Good morning, Fox.
I got your text.
I texted you somethin' back.
Can you look at your text and let me know
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what's really going on?
And by the way, you all,
just 'cause it's new life,
I haven't asked her to be on the show or anything like that.
I mean if she wants to come, she shows up.
If she doesn't, that's fine.
It's more fun sometimes when no celebrities are here anyway.
(audience laughs)
You know what I'm sayin'?
It's better to talk about them than to talk with 'em.
Right, exactly, exactly. (laughs)
(audience laughs)
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(Wendy laughs)
Boof, gimme that "I Shot Ya" remix with Foxy and all them
when we go into commercial, okay?
Okay.
Thanks.
(audience laughs)
Anyway,
so I didn't watch Jersey Housewives but apparently,
Teresa was put in an awkward situation.
Margaret threw water on Danielle,
which there's only one thing worse than throwing
somethin' on somebody.
(audience gasps)
And that would be spitting on them.
(audience gasps)
Uh-huh, and then Danielle dragged Margaret's ponytail,
but you know what,
you know what?
(audience laughs)
Three cheers for Margaret's ponytail.
It stayed in position.
(audience cheers)
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(Wendy laughs)
So all the ladies stood up for Margaret
but Teresa is friends with both Margaret and Danielle
and she was given an ultimatum.
Well, first of all, as a grown woman,
you don't give me an ultimatum,
because then I'll ex you out of my life for the ultimatum
and I'll still be friends with both of them
on my own terms, bye.
(audience laughs)
Anyway, take a look.
How could you even call that [Inaudible]?
No, no, I'm not--
Listen, I love you but you gotta love me more.
I do.
No, you don't,
You don't, Teresa.
It's either her or me.
You're really gonna give me that choice?
Yes, she's evil.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
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Here's my thought.
Teresa should take whatever side she wants
and talk to Andy Cohen about it.
And Andy, I really do hope,
'cause Danielle, also in that same episode,
they told me, said that she never wants to appear
on Housewives anything ever again in life.
So we're gonna hold you to that, Danielle.
All right, bye, number one.
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And I like Danielle.
I don't have a favorite, I don't have a favorite.
Except for black Dolores, where was she in this?
(audience laughs)
(laughs) She was there.
She's also anti-Danielle.
Okay, okay.
So they're all anti-Danielle?
Everybody is, except for Teresa.
All right, but Danielle says she's quitting.
Yep.
So then we have no problem with that.
All right.
Andy, you'd better not be givin' Danielle her own show
'cause nobody cares about that except for Norman.
(Norman laughs)
(audience laughs)
Except for you.
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Oh.
That's it for Hot Topics,
but we've got more great show for you everybody.
Up next, the very funny Tiffany Haddish is here.
So grab a snack and come on back.
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