I'm excited.
I'm excited for Donald Trump,
because then
if he becomes president,
I have never left home.
-(laughter) -Yeah, basically,
I get to stay at home
with all the amenities
of a First World country.
This is nice.
This is, uh...
The news these days
has been crazy.
Uh... was anyone seeing
the madness--
oh, I say the madness
on Twitter,
but it's all madness
on Twitter--
the, uh, B.o.B., the rapper?
-(laughter)
-Oh, you guys saw this?
B.o.B., the rapper,
for those who don't know,
he's the guy who had
that song, was, like,
♪ Airplanes and...
(gibberish) ♪
♪ And shooting stars... ♪
That's all I know from it.
-(laughter)
-Um... well, he basically
went on a rant on Twitter
and he said that, uh,
the world is actually flat.
Uh... so, he was like,
"Oh, the world is flat,"
and then at first people
were like, "Oh, it's a joke."
And then he was like,
"No, no, the world is flat."
And then people were like,
"Oh, you're high."
And he was like,
"No, no, I'm sober."
And then they were like,
"Oh, you're stupid."
And then...
(laughing)
and then he tweeted it so much
that Neil deGrasse Tyson...
-(whooping)
-Yeah.
I mean, like,
the rock star astrophysicist,
he got involved,
and he was like, "Hey, uh...
"so...
"spoiler alert, uh...
this thing got solved
400 years ago."
And then he was like, "It's
a conspiracy! Don't let them..."
You know what was weird for me?
It wasn't the fact that it was
a conspiracy or the fighting
between the two of them.
What I didn't like was that
conversation has devolved
into the strangest places,
'cause then in, like,
the Instagram comments section,
people were like,
"Yeah! Don't let them
pull the wool over your eyes.
"This is...
this is white science.
This is what
white science is..."
I'm like, whoa,
first of all, it's science.
There is no black science
and white science.
It's not like
there's a white science,
and then, like, like, where
white people have gravity
and then black gravity
is different.
(laughter)
Where it's like, "What goes up,
man, you never know."
-(laughter)
-Uh... it's not like that.
-(applause)
-And second of all...
and, like... and, like,
the other thing is
then people were like-- it's
not a white or black issue--
they're like, "The white man
has..." It's, like,
no... and they're like, "Yeah,
they lied about the police,
and now they're lying about..."
I'm like, "Don't involve
that thing with this thing."
You know, Black Lives Matter
was like, "No, no, no,
we don't know them.
We don't..."
I'll bet they're like,
"Yeah, shoot them, shoot them.
Don't involve us in this shit."
Ah, man. Ah.
I love it.
Ah. This is fun.
These are good times.
Sorry, I just thought
I'd share that with you.
