
English: 
Hey, what's going on guys! It's ya boy, Kerm!t, coming back at you today
with another mother fuck!ng video!
Now today, we're going to be going outside of planned parenthood, and we're going to be asking
several protesters against @bortion what their opinions
what their opinions are on pressing issues.
Lord, have mercy!
And so, here we fuck!ng go!
Okay, check this out guys, there's this help call phone number.
See? "Pregnancy outreach" This number right here
which you can't even see, cause' it's covered by this.
Okay, so the interviewee we're about to show you
specifically requested us to not wear a mask during the interview.
So, to help with this, the special effects team
with the Kerm!t youtube channel is going to CGI my mask into the video to protect my identity.
So, um, hello there. What's your name?
Bill Murphy.
And, you're pro-life, right?
Amen!
So, um, what is your... um... opinion on abortion?

Russian: 
Здравствуйте все. Я кермит, и я вернулся с еще одним чертовым видео
Здравствуйте все. Я кермит, и я вернулся с еще одним чертовым видео
Сегодня мы будем вне "Запланированного родительства"
и мы собираемся спросить протестующих против абортов, каково их мнение по очень важным вопросам
Господи, помилуй
Хорошо, мы идем
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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English: 
Well, I don't think the babies like it!
Uh, yeah, I suppose not.
As you can see, right here there's this s3xy-a$$ photo of a crying baby.
Um, what is your opinion on the many Liberals who support this?
I... I just think, y'know, they haven't come around to the point where they value
each human life.
Y'know... for some reason, the baby is...
y'know, doesn't get considered in the picture.
Y'know, one day they're gonna wake up, hopefully.
Yeah, yeah.
Live life! Choose life! Stop abortion now!
Are you aware of, um, how fetishist!c a lot of Liberals are?
I'm sorry?
Are you aware of how fetishist!c a lot of Liberals are?
Fetishist!c?
Yes. Um, a lot of Liberals are, um, very interested in s3xual f3tishes.
Such as in tr@nsgenderism. For example, they are s3xually ar0used by the idea of being the opposite s3x.
A lot of them, also this is talked about in schools with s3xual education,
they tell them that it's okay to do things like !ncest.

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English: 
Um, some of these are not mutually exclusive by the way.
So, uhh, for example, umm, sometimes people have
fetishes where they like to switch bodies with their family members
and also, umm,
m@sturbate in their bodies. So, what is your opinion on that?
God have mercy on us!
Adoption! P-P, stand for life! For adoption!
If you switched bodies with your mom, would you m@sturbate?
Lord, have mercy!
Y'know...
Y'know, I think it's...
Y'know, we all have to...
We all have issues, and we've got to, you know.
We have to stay close to Jesus, so we don't...
end up doing that kind of stuff.
P-P stop separating kids from their mothers!
Okay, um, so...
What's your opinion on white people saying the и-word?
White people saying the и-word...
Lord have mercy! Umm...
Y'know, I...
I don't know, to tell you the truth. I haven't given it a lot of thought.

English: 
I guess it just depends on what's in their heart.
Life's greatest blessing!
If we allow white people to say the и-word, do you think it would help Barack Obama get re-elected for a third term?
Barack Obama?
Yes!
Lord have mercy! Uhh...
Y'know, I don't know, I don't know. That's kind of a weird idea.
Well, thank you for being in this interview sir.
God bless you. Thank you!
God bless you too.
You're under arrest for violating the peace.
Wait hold on, hold on!
 
Wait, hold on, hold on! Wait! Wait! Wait!
It was a meme!
It was a meme!
You're gonna come with me!

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English: 
Stop resisting!
Stop resisting!
Stop resisting!
Stop resisting!
Hoo wee! What a cliffhanger! Oh boy! Oh my!
That's a real crazy ending, huh?
I got a large pepperoni and some crazy sticks.
Hey, what'd you think of that finale? Huh? Mmm.
You think that Kerm!t's gonna be okay?
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about bro. Your total's $12:37.
Hoo wee! You think that Kerm!t's gonna get out of jail? Hoo wee!
You think the family's gonna rescue him? Ha ha! Hoo wee!
Ha! Hoo wee!
Tune in to the next Kerm!t video, in like, a year and a half,
or longer,
to see how we unravel this mess!
Hoo wee!

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