- [Pungence] Splash 'em!
- [Narrator] You should
have seen your face!
(laughter)
(Pungence laughs)
Gotcha!
- [Pungence] He's seriously
making a phone call?
Siri, stop listening to me.
Okay, so guys,
before we get into this game,
I gotta give you a little warning.
This game might be a little rage-inducing
for some, especially if you have
OCD or you just like things to be
the way they should be.
But guys, this game looks hilarious.
From what I've seen,
I think there's a bunch of puzzles,
and we're like messing with
the narrator and stuff,
and I think there's a
right and a wrong way
to do these puzzles.
It just looks like so much fun.
I love the art style, too.
But guys, I don't know
if I've ever mentioned
this in any videos before,
but I have a little bit of OCD.
Like, I like things to be in order
and straight and stuff.
Like look at this!
Look at this right here.
Okay, that's a lot better.
See guys, this is what I'm talking about.
I like things to just be nice and straight
and in order and stuff.
This game, it does these little things
that just get you so mad.
Who knows?
Maybe it's just gonna be a fun game.
Maybe we'll just have fun
solving these puzzles,
plus the narrator sounds hilarious.
But guys, before we get started,
I just had a crazy idea.
What if we hit nine
thousand, nine hundred,
ninety-nine likes?
Then we'd be one away from ten thousand.
I don't know, I just feel like
that kinda goes with the theme.
Alright guys, let's get into it.
Test subject number 17?
That's my favorite number.
Okay.
Narrator's already talking to me.
Guys, all I did was load up the game.
And he's talking to me.
Yeah, I hear you.
He's talking to me.
Yeah?
I guess that's kind of cool.
He spelled a couple words wrong.
Okay dude, this is the title screen.
Guys, I like this.
It's kind of like fourth wall-breaking.
How about the volume?
I think the volume is good all the way up.
Subtitles on.
Start the game,
change screen resolution.
Guys, let's get into it.
Okay, here we go.
Hello.
Okay.
How hard could that be?
Okay, what is it ...
Okay.
Is it just me, or is
this guy interrupting me?
Okay, now ...
I haven't even played the game yet
and I'm already getting annoyed.
He pressed it for me.
Okay, basic controls, left click,
and don't use sub controller.
I'm not a kid!
Wait, you gotta make a phone call?
No, don't make a phone call.
I need you!
He's seriously making a phone call?
Siri, stop listening to me.
- [Siri] I found four places.
They're pretty far from you.
- No, don't talk to me, Siri.
I said seriously, not Siri.
Okay.
This guy's seriously making a phone call.
No, Siri, stop listening.
Okay, basic controls,
left click.
That seems easy.
Exit the game is exit or power.
Don't power off the computer.
Okay, options menu is escape.
That's good.
Or, oh, don't hit alt and F4.
What does alt F4 do?
Objective.
Look at a vase?
Don't touch the vase?
I don't know.
What does that mean?
Okay, so we got the controls down.
Exit the game, options menu.
Okay, guys, let's play.
He's seriously making a phone call.
Okay.
How many numbers is he dialing?
Okay, so we got a vase.
It said objective,
look at the vase,
don't push it.
Let's push it.
Oh!
If I tap it, it ...
Wait, I hope the player's
not touching anything.
Yes I am.
Guys, I'm gonna knock off this vase.
I knocked it off!
Nothing.
Don't tell him it was me.
No, it's someone else.
Smashed it!
Dude, I already love this game.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make your call.
Can I mess with these pieces?
Okay.
Dude, that reminds me of please
don't touch anything.
Where's that mouse click?
Oh, he said don't click anything.
Click.
He's talking to someone.
I guess I'll click on this bookmark.
What do I do with the bookmark?
I'm just clicking on it.
Nothing's happening.
Guys, okay, some of these puzzles
are probably gonna be harder than others.
Oh!
Oh my goodness, pulling out a bookmark?
Now they don't know where they were.
Wrong!
Wait, is wrong good?
Is wrong good?
He had a bet?
So they got a bet.
Okay, we got a bunch of straight pictures.
Let's make them a little crooked.
Make them a little crooked.
Wait. Yes!
Here we go.
So you move it over and then click
to make it stay.
There we go, there we go.
He hung up.
Yes?
Okay, so,
we gotta get him upset.
Making him mad.
Okay.
Yeah?
15.
Wait, why did it say I'm number 17?
Yeah, 17 is my favorite
number, by the way.
Okay.
So what is this?
This box is sitting on something.
What was that?
One of 20.
Sparkles.
Okay.
Okay, you know what we gotta do?
We gotta make it the other way.
Make it point down.
Yes, I'm planning something.
There we go.
Yes!
Dude, you turned up.
Dude, I'm loving this game.
You turned up to be bad.
Hey, that's what you get.
Yes you did.
I wanna know more about this bet.
Maybe I missed it.
So I'm kind of talking over him.
We're kind of talking at the same time.
It's just kind of how we do things.
Yeah.
Did you --
he just game over'ed me.
He can't game over me!
Guys, he was pretty mad.
Okay, game over.
Yes.
Come on, just give me another chance.
You know, I'll be good.
I'll be good.
Stuff happens.
Yes. Here we go.
I won't do that again.
Don't worry.
Give me that trophy.
Wait, what's up with that trophy with --
oh no!
It's smells like a trash cup.
Yeah dude, it's got like
goop coming out of it or something.
Spider webs maybe?
I don't know, did I just earn
that trophy, maybe?
Yes, yes!
Okay, that was just the tutorial?
Trash cup.
I suggest you wash your
hands after touching it.
For being a monster in 100%.
I'm a-clicking.
Where's credits?
There are no credits.
I'm a-clicking.
Here we go, jigsaw pack.
Dude, this is amazing.
Okay, one of 20?
Okay, so it says we have one of 20
little sparkly things.
I have no idea what those are.
Let's keep it going.
Do I have enough pieces?
Oh, so that's what it is.
We gotta put a puzzle together.
That's pretty cool.
Okay, so let's go back.
Maybe that was the puzzle
piece or something?
New, pack three.
Okay, these are all the
trophies we can get.
Good cup,
go get it tiger,
for being the worst.
Okay, so there's a bunch of achievements
we can get.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
Guys, okay.
We're supposed this stamp right there.
Let's put it right here.
Oh, man.
The whole envelope is wasted now.
You gotta get a whole new envelope.
Yeah.
Dude, okay, guys, I've gotta admit.
I've done this before.
Socks and sandals.
Fashion police called.
Guys, hey, nothing against you for wearing
socks and sandals.
I just don't think it's
the best fashion choice.
Okay, so red one,
wait.
I don't get this one.
What if we just knock
one over in the middle?
It looks like dominoes.
Oh, we actually did a right one.
Okay.
Dude, I did 100% wrong in the last one.
You can change the in game font?
No.
Not comic sans.
So guys, I think we can do the right thing
in a lot of these puzzles too.
I'm not really sure what happens.
Should we do comic sans?
Yes, I know.
I'm not a big fan of it,
but we're gonna do it.
Did it seriously change the font?
No, his font is still the same.
Okay. So what do we gotta do?
We gotta record?
I recorded a video.
Okay, I made him happy.
What was I supposed to do?
What was the wrong thing to do?
I don't know, man.
Okay, the end.
Okay, so we did three the wrong way,
two the right way.
So we get a broken trophy
for doing four wrong,
and another broken trophy
for doing five wrong,
a trophy for doing four right,
and another trophy for doing five right.
Okay.
This is interesting.
We need a cup to unlock the next pack.
Okay, so, I think I gotta do ...
I think I gotta do that again.
Oh!
Guys, I found a puzzle piece.
That's two. That's two of 20.
Okay, guys,
let's do them all wrong.
Exact opposite.
No, no, yes.
Oh, okay, well now I know for next time.
Okay guys, I'm gonna try
to do all of them wrong.
I'm not really sure what I did.
Oh, another puzzle piece.
Guys, we're getting
puzzle pieces like crazy.
So I'm no sure what I did wrong
on the phone one.
This game is hard to get it wrong.
Okay, so we got two wrong.
Oh, we gotta go this way.
Yeah, literally. Yeah.
Choose a font.
I think I did this one wrong.
There's no space for all my angry words.
Perfect.
So guys, we just need one more.
We gotta figure this out.
Um, no.
Wait, I can rotate it.
I can move it upside down.
What else can I do?
I don't think I'm suppose to film it.
What is this?
This takes a picture.
Yes.
Just take pictures.
Dude, is there a way to flip the camera?
That would be hilarious.
Guys, I'm not sure what to do.
Like what else can we do?
I can rotate it,
I can hit the home button.
The home button's not doing anything.
Guys, this is a tough one.
Wait, let's just record
it upside down, maybe?
Yes!
There we go.
I.E. delete it.
Okay, guys, I think we have 5 of 5.
5 of 5 wrong.
Oh!
We got cups.
A diamond.
I'll take a diamond.
He's not giving me that diamond.
Okay.
Yes, right.
Left, middle, right ...
Okay, I know it's in the right,
but let's pick this one.
Oh, you're just gonna let me do it.
You're mean.
It looked like a diamond.
Where's my diamond?
Can I have my diamond?
Well dude, now what?
Oh, yeah, oh.
There's a little trophy.
You picked a tiny cup.
Okay, we got a little cup.
So it's not a diamond,
but we did get that tiny cup.
Tiny cup.
I mean, it's perfectly alright
to have a small cup.
For being a monster in 80%.
Guys, we got a new one.
Pack four.
Dude, this is really cool.
So, I think it's like,
there's different endings, basically.
Okay.
Oh nice, why is there a green one?
Okay.
Did you say "strawr?"
What?
What?
I'm not a piggy.
I'm not a piggy.
Okay, test to see how old you are.
Okay.
So how do we find out?
Which of the following is correct?
Oh, my goodness.
Flat Earth or round Earth?
Okay, guys.
Let's see what happens if we get all
of them right, if we do it all
the right way.
Okay, that's good.
Next page.
This is actually pretty satisfying.
Which of the following is correct?
The sun revolves around the Earth,
or the Earth around the sun.
Let's do it right.
Okay.
He's checking to see how old I am?
Does vaccination really cause autism?
Dude, I don't know.
That's like, a scientific question.
I haven't done any research on this.
Um, no?
I don't know, man.
Is it true that the worlds ...
That worlds ...
Wait, is it true that worlds
is controlled by lizard people?
Worlds?
That worlds is controlled ...
You didn't even use proper grammar.
Apple.
Your apple.
Y-O-U apostrophe R.
But there's five spaces.
Okay, wait.
Why are there five spaces?
I guess maybe if you wanted to do
Y-O-U apostrophe R.
Okay, we're doing it all right.
Zelda name is for a boy or ...
Okay.
I think at some point,
everybody thought Zelda was the boy.
Zelda's the princess.
Okay. Dude, we're getting
an A plus on this test.
Which of the following is allowed to do
if you are playing video game?
This is some rough English.
Okay, send invite
request via social media,
literally anything else.
Which of the following is allowed to do
if you are playing video game.
Wait, literally anything else?
I don't think you can send
invite requests via social media.
We did well!
We just got a graduation cap.
See, look at that!
Okay, I made him happy.
That's not too bad.
Can I put the hat on?
Okay.
Throwing it in the air.
Oh, are we supposed to do something
with this tassel?
I can't move the tassel.
Um, I'm throwing it in the air.
Uh-oh.
Am I supposed to turn it
upside down or something?
Oh, there we go.
Dude, we got a bunch of hats.
Can I mess with these?
I can mess with all of them.
We got trumpets and banners.
What?
I got pretty excited.
I'm normal!
I bet you didn't know it's called
a mortarboard cap.
I didn't know that.
Did you guys know that?
Mortar --
mortarboard cap?
Is that right?
I don't know, but we got the cap.
Look at me.
He likes that.
Okay, let's keep going.
We can win that bet.
What's the D.U.C.K.?
What's the D.U.C.K.?
Here we go, we got a new pack.
New, pack five. Okay.
Guys, let's just keep going with it.
This is pack five.
Oh man, I remember seeing this
in the trailer.
I do. Yes.
Guys, I'm feeling like
it's time to mess with this guy
a little more.
Okay. Let's keep it going.
I like that.
That might be my favorite so far.
Guys, put in the comments
your favorite, too.
Okay, so we got this barrel.
Oh, I think we're supposed to put them
in the bucket thing.
Can I ...
Oh!
You can actually stack these?
That's cool.
What can I do?
So I can either stack them all up
or put them all in this thing.
Let's try this.
I think this is what
we're not supposed to do.
Aw man, we're probably supposed to
put them on the floor.
Guys, I feel stupid.
Right?
Right?
How many times are you gonna say right?
Wrong.
Okay, let's try this again.
So if I can get all the rest
of them wrong,
then we win. Okay.
Can I go here off the ...
Guys.
Let's just cut a little slice like this.
A little slice like that.
And a little slice like this.
And a little slice like this.
Maybe a little slice like this.
Dude, I don't know.
I'm just trying to do
it as wrong as possible.
Yes.
I get the crust.
He'll take the middle piece.
Dude, that's a big piece, actually.
I just got an achievement.
Pizza maniac or something.
Yes.
Dude, I see a puzzle piece.
Give me that puzzle piece.
We got four of 20.
I wonder what the puzzle is.
We gotta put the crayons in the box.
How can we mess this up?
We can knock all the crayons over.
Wait a minute, maybe ...
Guys, I don't know.
Maybe we gotta put them in upside down.
Is that possible?
Dude, how else can we do this?
Maybe --
I don't know, maybe some
of them upside down,
some of them right side up?
Is there anything else we can do
with these crayons?
Dude, I wanna do this wrong.
As weird as that sounds,
I wanna do it wrong.
Okay, we got two of them upside down,
one of them right side up,
two of them right side up.
Let's see if that works.
Hey, we got 'im.
Wink?
Well, I did clean it.
But it's red.
Whenever the words are red,
I think ...
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
No.
Can I flip it?
I can't flip it.
Yes!
Dude, I gotta remember
which ones I did right
and which ones I did wrong for next time.
If there is a next time.
Guys, let me know in the comments
if we should do more,
or is it too rage-inducing?
Mouse click the chopsticks. Boom.
Dude, okay.
Is that like Sam and Nigiri?
Hey, guys, I'm a little bit of a sushi --
I'm not a sushi connoisseur.
I just had sushi for the
first time this year.
I actually like it.
Okay, let's use a fork and knife.
Deep fry it, too.
Okay, we used fork and knife for sushi.
You don't wanna do that.
Oh!
Hello, smiley faces.
One of them is not happy.
Okay.
Okay, what can I do?
He wants me to splash them.
But what can I do.
I'm clicking on the faces.
Guys, I'm trying not to,
I'm trying not to splash them.
Maybe if I go really slow?
We're going slow.
I'm not splashing them.
Okay, we made it.
I was supposed to splash them.
Guys, you gotta be kidding me.
Okay, dude,
oh, we gotta get ...
Oh, we were one away from a trophy.
Okay. Guys, I gotta do it again.
Oh, we got a pineapple!
Below average. Okay, I'll try.
We got a pineapple, though.
Pack five.
Okay, let's try it again.
Did he just hook me up with a pineapple?
Nope.
Oh, I see a puzzle piece.
No, the puzzle piece went away!
Oh, I missed the puzzle piece.
I thought I could still click on it.
Okay, and the reactions
are different every time.
That's kind of fun.
Oh, there's a puzzle piece.
And there we go,
and there we go,
and there we go.
I dropped all of them.
There we go.
We're gonna get 100%.
No!
Okay, okay.
I did one of them right.
That was an accident.
I was trying to do it wrong.
Okay dude, please tell me,
please tell me I can still do this wrong.
He's not gonna say what he did last time.
This will actually be ...
Will it blend?
No, I don't wanna add pineapples.
Guys, I don't like pineapple pizza.
Do you guys like pineapple pizza?
Okay, that's cool.
I thought it was an S for some reason.
I thought it was an S.
Okay, oops, that's ...
There we go.
And there we go.
Dude, I love this game.
I hope you guys love it too.
I know I keep saying it.
Okay, I've been waiting for a game
like this for years.
It kind of reminds me
of Stanley Parable in a way.
Like the fact that you get to interact
with the narrator.
Mommy's help?
Wasted opportunity.
I do wanna try doing it the right way
at some point,
because that would probably
be very satisfying.
No way, I'm doing it wrong.
I'm eating the fork and the knife.
Wait, yes.
Did I just say I was
eating the fork and knife?
Choke on that?
No!
That's not nice.
Okay, I actually really wanted
to splash these guys.
Splash 'em!
That face.
This guy, actually, on the right,
doesn't seem too upset.
Okay, now we're talking.
I finished all the puzzles.
Okay.
I'm the winner.
I'm the winner he's talking about.
Wait, how many curtains are there.
Oh!
How many curtains are there?
It's a ...
It looks like ...
What is it?
No, don't close that curtain?
Open the curtain.
I can't close the curtain.
It keeps tricking me.
What is that?
Is it a mi --
I think it's a microphone.
No.
Dumbledore dies.
Guys, hear me out.
I haven't watched all
the Harry Potter movies.
I don't know if this is true or not.
He might be messing with us.
I apologize if this is some kind
of spoiler or anything,
but oh my goodness.
You can't avoid a spoiler cup.
Dude, a spoiler cup.
I don't know.
Guys, I haven't watched
all the Harry Potters.
I watched like a couple of them.
So we got a rock.
There are many kinds of pet rocks:
hard rocks, glam rocks, soft rocks,
and none of them are minerals.
For being a monster in 100%.
100%.
Wait, you're the one with the bad
grammar all the time.
Okay, spoiler cup.
The gift that keeps on giving,
by the way, spoiler alert.
He tells us after.
For being a monster in 80%,
so we get both.
If we get 100%, we get the
hundred and the 80% one.
The crust is lava. You eat it.
Dude, I'm not putting pineapples
on my pizza.
Okay guys, let's pick up here next time.
Guys, I really hope you're enjoying this.
I'm loving it personally,
but guys, if you missed
my most recent tasty blue
video, definitely check it out.
We're doing some bonus levels.
Guys, I really hope you
enjoyed today's video.
If you did, as always,
feel free to hit that thumbs up button
and subscribe if you haven't already.
I will see you guys next time.
(electronic music)
Okay, poison.
Oh!
Dude, that is so cool.
Great white shark can't see me
in here, can he?
Oh my goodness, this thing is so big!
We're gonna get really big.
It looks like I'm flapping
wings or something.
There he is.
Dude, let's go for it.
Let's go for it!
Oh, my goodness.
