[Male narrator] At Amazon, we're dedicated to delivering your products as quickly as possible.
And today we're thrilled to introduce our latest service:
Yesterday Shipping.
It's easy: click checkout, choose Yesterday Shipping and when you confirm your order,
you'll already have had the product for a day. 
Sounds simple, right? Well it gets
even simpler.
The day before you order, you'll get a package that you're not expecting.
On the box, there will be a note telling you to call the Amazon support team.
[Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn't order.
[Support] Yes, you ordered those shoes tomorrow, with Amazon Yesterday Shipping.
[Narrator] And with Yesterday Shipping, returns are even more straightforward.
[Customer] Hmm, actually these are a size too small.
[Support] No problem, I'll send you a larger size with Amazon Yesterday Shipping. 
Okay, they're sent. They should have arrived yesterday.
[Customer] Yea, I know. I've been wearing them and they fit perfectly.
So why did you send another pair that don't fit?
[Support] No, no, no, sir, your reality just changed.
When we started the call you were wearing
your old shoes. We went over all of this yesterday.
[Customer] Hi, I just got a pair of shoes that I didn't order.
[Support] Yes, two days from now you order a pair of shoes with Yesterday Shipping. But the first pair--
[Customer] Oh yea, I heard about this.
Hey, could I send myself with Yesterday Shipping and meet myself?
[Support] Sir, please don't do that!
[Customer] Oh my god, are you me?
[Customer in box] Yes, give me your phone.
[Customer] Why are you in a box?
[Customer in box] Hi, I just delivered myself to myself.
[Customer] Am I dead right now?
[Support] I warned you not to. I can hear yourself freaking out.
[Customer in box] I / he will be fine. But me-he could use a pair of these shoes. 
[Narrator] Amazon Yesterday Shipping
Simple!
[Customer] What are you? WHAT ARE YOU?!? Aaaaahhhh. AHHHHH!!!! How is this possible?! Ahhhhhh!
