Hey guys, it's me,
Miranda Sings.
You can check me out on YouTube
at mirandasings08.
And welcome to my review of
America's Got Talent.
This week we are in--
[SINGING]
New York, New York.
It's a wonderful town.
The first people that came on
stage were The Fight Crew, and
it was just basketball people
who shot hoops while jumping
on trampolines.
After them were The NY Irish
Dance Company, and
they were so good.
They did Irish dancing, which
I really, really like.
And that's pretty much just tap
dancing but with your arms
by your side.
They wore these really weird
masks, which I did not like
because I don't like masks.
They remind me of Halloween,
which is a scary holiday.
Maybe there was something they
were trying to hide.
Maybe they were trying to
hide from somebody.
Maybe they're just really
unattractive.
I don't know what the situation
was with that, but I
think if they remove the masks,
it would improve their
dancing times a million, so take
the masks off you guys,
I'm just saying.
Well, we can all agree that the
one person who stole the
show tonight would be Mere
Money, a little seven-year-old
boy who is a rapper,
like myself.
And he came on stage, and he was
like, I'm Mere Money, I'm
seven years old, and
I'm rapping a song.
And Howard Stern was really
rude and went--
[BUZZER].
I'm Howard Stern.
I'm a hater.
And that was not good enough.
I'm Howard Stern, don't cry.
Fine, I guess I'll
come on stage.
Why are you crying?
Do not cry, little boy.
I did not mean it.
You are the best rapper ever.
But I'm still making you go home
because you weren't good
enough, and I'm a hater.
So yeah, I think Howard
Stern was a big old
hater on this one.
But it's OK, he did
apologize, so--
Then a bunch of dogs came on
stage and were jumping around
and dancing.
And I just have to say, I'm
really frustrated about this
because we have a lot of
talented Americans.
And dogs are not people.
So they aren't Americans.
So they should not be able to
participate in an American
competition.
Dogs are cheaters.
I'm just going to put
it out there.
Besides, I'm a better dancer and
jumper and barker than all
those dogs combined.
Of course, they had to have some
sort of porn in the show.
And so a man named Horse, he
came on and he was like, oh
everybody, hit me in
my private parts.
And everyone was kicking him
and smashing him where his
wiener is, and it was really
rude and gross.
I was not a fan of it.
And then to finalize the evening
we, of course, had
Burton Crane.
He rapped not very good.
And he got through, so the fact
that they didn't let a
little seven-year-old talented
boy through but they let an
old man who wasn't very
good who was singing--
what you gonna do?
I'm an old man, and
what you gonna do?
I just don't think he should
have gone through.
Overall, I'd say it was a pretty
good episode, except I
wish there was more dancing.
There was only one dance
crew this week.
So I was a little
disappointed.
But yeah, I hope you guys
liked my review.
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