Hey Joey.  What?
I got some stuff you just gotta try
I told you I don't care about your
stupid Pog collection. What is it?
Pot.  You know?  Marijuuana
Yeah, I know what weed is Billy Ray
What do you want me to do with those
clean my ears? Those tiny little joints
wouldn't even get Peter Dinklage high
What are you chicken?
Joey's in a jam, what should he do?
Uhh, Becky.  Get a teacher!
Wrong answer NARC
Well nobody trust Becky. Master Splinter
rat ass bitch
Get out of there
Calm down bitch, let's see if Joey's cooler than your little narc asses
You know what? I am a chicken, Cordon bleu to be exact
because I'm about to go get baked
Always accept free weed from strangers
That's right snitches get stitches remember I'm a
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle they won't
try me as an adult in court
COWABUNGA!  I'm so high right now.  Are we turtles?  Holy shit.
I wish you didn't smoke weed
bark
Hey kid, your service dog or koala or whatever is dead
please stop dragging its carcass
through my hallway
my god that thing stinks, I'd rather have you bring a gun to school at this point
oh boy
Janitor's gonna be pissed about that
You have to be kidding me Donnie Darko.  What the fuck is this?
I hate you, I hate all of you
My god dude, what do you do?  Bury one of the dancing hamsters
from the KIA commercials in the Pet Cemetary? 
That thing is creepy as fuck dude
and why is it so dirty? Does it not follow you in the shower? Do you not shower?
Yeah, thanks for bringing that strung-out
Mongoose with you
this is definitely not gonna lower my uber rating
somebody has to say something
All right all right, I'll say something
Hey man, um
Brett's mom's allergic to that Ewok on
ambien you got. I mean we appreciate you helping us get weed and everything but
you got to get out of here. Oh, okay bye.
Leave.
Jason
Jason
Fuck it, let's smoke another joint with that thing
