(light music)
- Boy I'm so glad we got this boat,
makes getting around much easier.
- We're nautical baby!
(crashing)
- Well, no avoiding that.
- Hey, I don't remember this
lumber truck being here.
- Somebody's cutting down all the trees.
- Who would do such a thing?
(crashing)
- Let's search the perimeter.
- What about the boat?
- Oh come on, who needs a boat?
Privilege much?
(footsteps crunching)
- I don't remember the
water being this high up.
- Hmm, I remember it
being right up to my nips.
Let me check.
(water splashing)
Yep, high tide.
- That's more than high tide.
Something's not right here.
- Uh-oh, look up there.
- What the heck, is that a shark?
- I told you there was
no coked out beaver.
- There could still be a coked out beaver.
- Hey Fin Face, what the hell
do you think you're doing?
- Don't mind me, just
building a large wooden ship
to protect me when the flood comes.
- Flood?
- Well that would explain the
water in the river rising.
- And why he's hoarding all of that wood.
- Yes, if you look right behind me
you will see my magnificent wooden yacht.
- That yacht looks like garbage.
- It won't matter what it looks like
when I'm the last one alive on the island.
You see I'm gonna blow up the dam
and the island will
flood, killing everybody
and makin' me the winner
of the battle royale.
- Joke's on you, idiot.
We can swim.
- Yes but can you outswim sharks
with frickin' laser beams?
And once I light this dynamite
this dam is as good as gone.
- Dynamite was vaulted, you can't use it.
- Well then how can I be holding it?
Oh, well, okay, a grenade will do then.
Say good-bye to the dam.
(clanking)
(exploding)
Think fast.
- Oh god, I'm outta here.
(exploding)
Don't fail me now glider.
Oh no, my unmarked bills.
All right I can rebuild a fort.
Caroline, you go res roach.
Anya, can you snipe this guy?
- He's getting in his ugly ass boat.
- Man if only we had a boat of our own.
- Roach are you okay?
- Yeah, luckily my spine was
able to wrap around this tree.
- Heads up guys, shark incoming.
- I got this.
(grunting)
- Are you sure you should be doing that?
- Sure I grew up wrestling
sharks on the farm.
- A shark farm?
(exploding)
It's gonna take me forever
to destroy this boat.
- You know I probably should've
attached a sail or a motor.
- Say goodbye to your boat, Chomp Chomp.
(shooting)
(exploding)
- Help me, I can't swim.
- Well another successful
day on the island.
Can you believe this guy thought
a giant ark would save him?
Just like in the Bible.
- All of those other deadly laser sharks
are gonna kill everybody.
- Just like in the Bible.
(rock music)
