*wapooooosh* Top of the mornin' to ya ladies! My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Raft!
Do you all remember when I played this game?
It was like a little demo that was up on itch.io, I think... and I loved it!
I thought it was really really fun, and I always thought that it had great potential, but now this is the full version on Steam
The game is finally out
It actually has multiplayer and everything now, which I knew was like a mod somebody made a while ago for the demo version
But I'm not gonna play that right now. I might play later on with some friends
I don't know right now- mother of god. This is flying all over the place
Right now I want to get into a new world and relax and have a great time
I don't think it would be as relaxed as this person is right here
They're just chilling out, they're just like, "What? Raft? Tom Hanks? Castaway? Wilson? What?"
"What the FUCK?"
Oh, or it could be Rouhi!
Rouhi, Maya. Rouhi, Maya.
Can I be Moana? 'Your world name'
Uuuuummmmmm...
Waterworld
Haha, there we go. Kevin Costner eat your ass out!
Uh, create world! Friendly fire? No. Allow friends to join?
Sure. I don't have any friends with me right now... EXCEPT ALL THE ONES THAT ARE RIGHT HERE-
Awwwwh, dammit!
All right. Good to see not much has changed
Can the epic music stop?! Okay, I'm stranded. I'm alone at sea. I don't know what's going on!
HAAWOOSH!
Roadhog time.
I'm calling you a friend because if you're my enemy then I have nothing but fear and terror to last me my days out here!
So if I call you a friend, then at least I have something good going on in my life!
Oh, sick dude! I got a bunch of plastic!
Normally, I would say protect the environment, keep it safe. Don't dump all this stuff into oceans,
But right now it's starting to really pay off for me!
Oh, what's this? A childs nursery?
That's a big lump of plastic as well! Where's all this plastic coming out of?
Did Barbieland get destroyed somewhere?
Oh! Come here barrel!!
Alright, I forget how to-
*cough attack*
I forgot how to make stuff...
Uhhhhh… How do I- Research table, small storage- Oooh a research table!
Wonder what that gets me! How do I build, like, the floor again?
I have... no idea! I can't remember to do anything in this game!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I get it. I had to build a hammer, didn't I? I need more rope
More rope for the Rope God!
Wait, why is my hook degrading?
Whadda hell? Whadu heck?
Ehm, alright, can I make rope?
Uhhhhhh
Hope you're u- hi shark! You're gonna be my friend forever shark, don't you worry about it!
Oh, hi friend! Okay, give me this. I need the plastic
Bloop- okay. I can't do anything
Man, it sure does suck being out here in da ocean... I don't know how you do it mister shark
How do you do it with no friends? Wait, I... I heard a bird.
I absolutely heard a bird. And the bird is the word apparently.
So where the hell is this word, that I heard? From the bird?
Crap! Did the shark make a bird sound? Is that what sharks sound like when you're crazy?
Man, this does not go far at all, does it- OOOH don't grab the shark!
You want to come aboard?
Play charades or somethin'?
DUDE!
Am I going crazy? Over there, right? Right where I'm pointing right now, can't see nothing, right?
Look what happens at the side of the screen
There's a island there!!
Can I actually go to an island now?
can I paddle away my worries because that is kind of the thing that was going on in the other games is that I
Thought cool great. You're on a raft, but you're just building a raft
For no reason other than to build a raft get the barrel, get the barrel son of a testiclees, okay
KOBE!
Nooo!
That's just the rottenness of looks. Okay that island is getting closer to me
I'm not even paddling anywhere
It's like it's right in front of me am I moving towards it
I Am!
Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Ehm, all right, I need to make more stuff
For more Parts. Oooooo
I like this. Oh, is this a foundation go away sha- shARRK
Go away. Stop, stop it! I've nothing to kill you with
Except my sheer force of will, Ohh
My dad gave me that board. All right, I need a wooden spear god I need to get more planks
Where's Brittany when you need her she'd loaned me some Spears. So if I land on this
Land and then get on to there and build a thing over there wouldn't the game just be called island?
There's another raft over there, okay, are there other people in the game?
Cuz I decided to create world not to join one oh
Maybe that's the jam. Maybe I should join a world all my rafts gonna go around this, isn't it?
Pick it up
God you suck just reach out and touch face. I'm getting off man. I'm staying here. This is my land now.
I should really get back on my raft shouldn't I?
That's what its gonna tell me isn't it? Oh no, no, it's really far away and the sharks gonna get me
uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh swim swim please swIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
eeeauUGH
Okay, I'm safe ohOHOHhoh
That was scary, oh I can make an anchor Oh
That'll be really handy. Oh, I want to know what's going on over there. Hey, hey, hey
Yeah, that's what fuckin' thought
BEGONE THOT!!!
Alright, I need to make a fishing rod really quick
I need eight rope for a fishing rod?
Christ. Ahhhh,
Where am I? I'm all over the place
Okay, fishing rod. That's gonna come in real handy real dandy
My hook is running out though!
🎶 And my hook is running out!🎶
Did I get that board? No, come here!
I really wanna be able to make an anchor!
This sucks! I need four rope and stone
Do I have to get off to get stone?
This is all different. This is all new to me. I'm scared. All right, he's coming in. Isn't he?
Oh, I thought he was about to attack me again. I need more rope
Ah crap, crap
As Nathan Drake would say, oh I want to get over there so bad
Come here I need to make rope
Rope yeah, come on rope and then spear
Okay, I'm ready for you, I'm ready I'm ready - Jim your jams, okay
Yeah, you better keep swimming, huh, he's here he's here he's back for some action he's back this Maxim
Yes, right thought bitch
Right great fix this is not going particularly well for me
moonlit sense
Okay my hook broke
It's okay, I have a new one. I'm the greatest nice, I got a raw tater
Raw potater lads, huh? Get the barrel get the barrel. Yes
Big winnows! k to make a small grill I need
Yeah, I can do that
boom! small grill
How do I how do I light it? Oh
I should make a small crop pot cuz I have potatoes already
Dang it. Okay. I need rope and I need
Dope yeah, there we go
Yeah, I have enough dope for everybody
I got a small plot
There that one I want to put it there Oh wrong thing oh
Oh I am dying of thirst um shit, um,
shit
Okay, how do I how do I do anything in this game? I completely forget
Plant raw potato please grow. Okay. I need to make a small cup. I have a small cup
How do we make anything any more simple purifier any palm leaves?
shit
that is oh
My god, there is not a single fucking family to be found in this entire planet anymore
No, I'm gonna die like a doof. What is this?
watermelon
You eat that? Oh
That's a big tasty water boy
Okay, I'm gonna survive for this night a
Wooden hut for long, I forget her to light this frickin thing. Do I need like a flint?
Ax plus a paddle billy hammer. There we go small
Purifier
Fill and place cup of seawater
All right place planks. Oh
Well, it just started cooking that one
Oh so you put the food on! I thought I had to light it myself- - Fuck! Get off my boat bitch! This is my land--water
Fuck total freshwater. There we go. Oh
It's so good pick up cooked beets Oh Skrillex never made beets this fucking nice. Oh
My rope wait the hook is bugged no
Yes
On the fucking greatest blueprint for an antenna use along with receiver, whoa
Okay, I will do that if I get them this is cool... Technology
*grunts* Nice.
Didn't go to with this hook man. Alright, so if I take out the freshwater and then what are my crops?
It'll give me a lot of taters and then I can put some more in and I can keep growing them and I should have
No, no, no
No, I should have the water situation sorted then spill the research table cuz I don't know what it does. I'm assuming it does
What I expect it to do
Nice dude. This is an elaborate
Minecraft who? Ha. What can I make place lot to research rocks?
Plastic
Yep, it's plastic. What do you mean? Yep? It's plastic
Okay, do I have to put other stuff in then to figure out what they are oh I've seeds I shouldn't use them those oh
And then it combines with other stuff Oh God doesn't make no sage but the plastic is like research, yep, you got plastic
Okay, I have a thing for a receiver as well
used to locate nearby radio signals
Awesome there's another raft over there
so this would be cool in multiplayer because you could join a world in to be a whole bunch of rafts everywhere and
then
like a lower budget sea of thieves
And you can also join with your friends and I think
It said that there was no limit to the amount of friends that you could have
But it was best with like two to four players or something like that
Rotators, yes
That did not bring up my hunger a lot actually Oh
It'll be super fun if you had friends with you because you could just make a giant base
Hey, no, don't get my crock-pot. No, no bad shirt plaid shirt
Okay, I'm gonna put another one there just in case a buffer so if you will almost destroyed it what I
What a lovely fella yeah, I'm gonna craft an anchor
Because I feel like I should use it oh, that's cool. The anchor is just a bucket full of stones. Oh
That's genius okay. Can I make a paddle?
Paddle plastic rope planks damn it. I don't have this stuff. I
Need some planks cuz I want to I want to go over to the island
Shit, I don't got no wood. No
The wood is escaping. I guess I could just do this
And then stop my boat and then bring it back up, right
He's shitting me
so every time I've been playing this before it felt like the stuff was just floating towards you where now it shows that
No, you're floating towards stuff
That's kind of cool
Okay. I really need to start eating stuff
How many taters do they get to that's really not all that much. Also, I'm about to die of hunger. Oh
Oh
Maybe I should use this fricking fishing rod that I have
Now I'm a starve to death I got one a raw Pomfret
I thought a Pomfret was a chip. Let's put you in here
Okay cook him real nice I need to eat him fast also my joke was a Pomfret herb fries
Okay, it's not that it's not that big a joke are you on my ass right now go away mister shark
No one even likes you
That's a joke, I actually love him he's pretty cute give me the food please give me the food
I need the food like badly like like right now kind of badly
Like like Jack's about to keel over die and everyone's going to be very sad kind of now
Especially me cuz I am him. Oh
You're still hungry the fact of the matter is that I'm also kind of hungry in real life
so hearing that sound is making me be like
wait
What
You can't just reel back up you're your anchor you have to destroy it
Well wise... That's news to me, right, okay
In fact that's kind of horseshit
Excuse my French. I also used up all the stones I had.
That sucks, it's all your fault shark
I'm also floating very far away from where all the materials are now as well
Life is misery
Life is hard
struggle against these ocean currents
It's very reminiscent of life. It's an uphill battle. It's a struggle. You don't always make it in the end
But more often than not it's worth the fight except when you don't get what you want. Take me away ocean
Take me away to a beautiful place. I want to be part of the watery goodness
I want to be part of your heart of tears. So all I have left in the world. This is a rocky ocean right now
And no I don't mean Sylvester Stallone is just in the middle of it going, "hyeuaebgubeygauugoaue." no, it's really good
That's not the kind of rocky that I'm talking about. Okay. Come here Barrel. I'm sick of waiting for you
You know again just like life
Sometimes you got to make the opportunities come to you. Can you harvest you all thank the
Crist so I get one plat 1 get 1 plat 1 Wow
See a thieves more like sea of bumps I got an old shoe
Where's our an old shoe out here in the middle of the water, huh did
Did you cook?
I don't even think that cooked. I'm gonna die
Tell my wife I said hello. Oh!
In the end it was Jack who was the best!!
in the end he fought all odds! and he found...
...the missing piece. Hey, hey
No! I-Fuck!
I said no to drugs!
God, damn it, Jerry, you know showing up gnawshin' on my boat
The Sun it rises
Helios you have graced me with your love once more the warm glowing warming glow... is all over my face
Life out in the water is hard. I don't even have a volleyball to call a friend
Fucked up is that huh?
Ok, I place your planks
I place your planks that you're not cooking the shit that I want to grills are better than one grills because
Apparently ie I'm dying from hunger. Uh
Just an extraordinary rate ok
Like more than mankind has ever thought possible before
So I'm pretty good hey scenery knows
Nothing there's anybody over there I waved at them they didn't wave back
Also, there's no sign of life anywhere on that. So that's also a sign that there's no life over there
It's crazy how the world works huh? Science magic
Science is the magic of reality
That's what it is. So I'm gonna get ready cuz this guy seems like he's mighty he might be a Chomper
pretty soon
Bear. Oh, no
The power was a lie. Oh, please please. Oh, I need it in my life
There's another barrel right over here. I will have you barrel
Yes, Oh lots of goods for Jack it's raining I
Should be good for my crops, huh? It's a great day great day for the crops great day for ducks
Had a guy in Ireland every time I was going to school when I was young
Hey
Son of a bitch
Okay, not that every time when I was young and I was going to school there was a guy he who you'd always meet out
Cycling his bike I
I Swear to fuck I swear to fuck
And every day was a nice day for something every day was great day for ducks it was a great day for
Like if it was too windy, it's a great day for drying
Was always something very optimistic man. Ah
Come on
Dangling those balls in front of my face
Not letting me motorboat them. Come on man what I'm trying to make is this oh I have enough for a sail Oh
This time when I was worried, okay, so let's do it here
That's good, right? I have no idea I'm gonna build around this so that Sharkboy can't get it Sharkboy and Lavagirl
And I'm gonna build around you guys, too
because then if we if I fail and the shark man is just a
Nosh on one of them and have one of them for his
school breakfast
Lots of planks that's good. Then at least I'll have a buffer zone. So I have time you
Know like that. So now it's not a single thing that he can destroy immediately
He'll have to go through Jack first. Also, Jack doesn't have a weapon
Jack lost that in the great battle of Gettysburg. Nah. Nah, nope, not today. I was ready this time. I was ready
How long is he gonna survive for
You know don't you normally stab him a bunch of times they dies
So they would happen I missed so many barrels just now, please please please please yes
At least they got one back in the bank. That's a win
That's a win for us here at Jack HQ. Yeah, what does he owe these sales work?
I put them on but I never used them yet
hold R to rotate
R hold to rotate smoothly. Oh
Cool okay, so I want to go
this way a little of the wind is coming from though like
No indication of that am I actually travelling faster now? Oh,
Yeah, it definitely feels like it anyway, and then if I start seeing any land I won't need to paddle anymore
I could just turn my sail and hopefully
Head towards it but I don't haven't I don't have any stone anymore. I
Had four I made the anchor but now I have
Two who I got two more stone now, so I think I should be able to make my anchor
Are you?
Are you shitting me? You shit me right now get on the ice get him in the ice
Oh
He almost did it. It's a 10% health
He almost destroyed the whole thing. That would have been bad for you
Cuz I would have jumped in the ocean after you all right. I need nails. I don't know how I get
Nails whether I have to find them or make them
What I'm doing I'm doing pretty good now on the whole
Whole food sit cuz I just put down two more potatoes, but I still have two more to eat and
Then I have three planted ready to go. This is going well
I have the food situation sorted food and water at least I should have enough for this now
Hooray have enough for at least one of them
Put you on the front?
So the Nets are the things that I want to get and just place them all on the front and then they'll all row capture
All the stuff that's coming by the front of my raft
Now that makes it really handy cuz I need stuff that I'm missing while I'm over here flute and around at all this crap
I'll be able to do
Cook my potato cook. Okay. Well, I'm going to leave this episode of raft here
Got a good base going on got a good little foundation happening for ourselves right now
Very happy with that because I thought we were gonna die there for a while, but we pulled it out of the bag
You know why?
flexing on them sharks, and then I
Become the great. I don't know
who would thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch a hole it like button in the face like
a good boys and
Thank you, thank you guys so
He dead he's dead
