- The scene that you're about to see
is Shekinah and my cousin Yung Joc
trying to get Bam and Scrappy friends
with a hood squirrel
and her -- boyfriend.
- Get the ladder and put it right there
'cause we need to turn the other light on.
- What this is?
What's up with this, what's going on?
- Where the (bleep) is this (bleep) at?
I've never seen this (bleep) in Atlanta.
- Well, well, well.
- What's up, --?
- Ooh.
Is that the infamous LightSkinKeisha?
And not the queen of Atlanta?
That would be me.
- [Keisha] Is this real water up in here?
- [Shekinah] Hell nah, them TVs.
- [Keisha] This (bleep) nice though.
- Look at this bitch here.
And her boyfriend coming in.
The girls been talking about him though.
- I heard Karlie say
that your man down there
smell like fish of the sea.
And I'm not talking about tuna delight.
- Oh, y'all cooking in here.
- Yeah, we got a big kitchen.
We got a gourmet chef and everything.
- Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
- Y'all want to try these wings?
- Wait a minute, what's going on here?
Joc don't have a club.
This is fake.
He ain't got no club.
- But Joc, if I had known that
you like spicy wings like me,
I would've came and brought you some.
After all, I make my own sauces.
- Wait y'all, wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
I invited Bam and Scrappy.
I was hoping that you
all could clear the air.
So it wouldn't get
awkward from here on out.
Bam say you took her
friend man which is him.
- This man got on some tight ass clothes.
This bitch came in here
looking like Miss Daisy
out of church on a Sunday
with his mother(bleep) hat on.
She look like she about to
dress up for Easter Sunday.
Now what the (bleep) going
on with the hoes, man?
- Is that her man?
Can he stand a little better?
Like he's interested in what she's saying?
Kind of give the fake queen some respect.
- I was with Bam friend
for a year and a half.
I left because it wasn't working no more.
I outgrew the situation.
- Y'all around talking about
a young bitch Like me is taking your man.
That's clownery (bleep).
- I'm finna try one of these wings.
- [Boy] I'm finna try one.
- Joc got them wings from (bleep)
(bleep) around the corner.
Ain't nobody, Joc don't got no (bleep).
(sighs) My God.
How many times do I have to tell y'all?
Joc ain't got (bleep).
- I just want you and Bam to get along.
- I mean, but I don't know her
to have a problem with her.
So if she has a problem with
me then that's her problem.
- Bitch, you better move
your mouth the right way
'cause it better not pop
the (bleep) off, okay.
Now me and CC don't get along
but that's one thing we don't play with,
is about her child and my daughter-in-law.
- You want one of these chicken wings?
- I don't want it.
- Yes you do.
- That (bleep) look like
my ass gonna be fire.
- Look how Joc is eating
the mother(bleep) wing.
That should tell you something.
Kendra watch out.
- Bitch look like a blowfish
with all that orange on.
Pumpkin face ass little bitch.
Look like she ready to come for Halloween.
Bitch I'ma put you right outside
my mother(bleep) condo penthouse.
Outside, bitch, you gonna
be the pumpkin for that day.
- Oh, hey y'all!
Y'all cam through?
- Of course we did.
- What's happening?
- Period, I can't complain.
How you doing, sis --?
So look, y'all, lemme
introduce y'all to my friends.
- Scrappy know us.
- What happening, how you doing?
- I wanted y'all to meet.
- That's okay.
It's okay.
I mean, I would just rather not.
- See, see how he doing?
He's moving his mozzarella
sticks around with,
he don't have no sauce.
He don't have no marinara sauce.
See how he moving his
mozzarella sticks around
and ain't got no marinara sauce?
Who he think he is?
- And I would rather not either.
- [Bam] Okay, so we won't.
- Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop y'all.
- You coming in here
acting like you know facts.
- I ain't acting like nothing.
- Yes you do,
you're acting like you know facts.
And you don't know the story.
- How we gonna get to the
bottom of this (bleep)
if all of us is talking?
We can't and it's so
much animosity already--
- It is animosity--
- Because that's how you walked in.
- Because I don't (bleep)
with you and I don't--
- You don't know me--
- Aye, aye--
- Okay, I don't have a problem with her,
she has a problem with me
and that's her problem.
And I have a problem
'cause we all got problems.
Can't we all just get along?
- I don't for (bleep) bitches
who (bleep) with (bleep)--
- That's not my fault that
she couldn't keep her (bleep).
- We know you a hoe.
We know you was dating his brother
and then you went on a
started dating him, bitch.
That's hoe-ish.
- Don't come in here acting like
you know what the (bleep) you
talking about and you don't.
- She got your ass too.
What you getting behind
your boyfriend for?
You talking too good.
Walk in front of this mother(bleep).
Goddamn Orange County
looking mother(bleep).
- I don't give a (bleep)!
- But, but--
- I will never, I will never.
- Bam!
- Bitch, go get them (bleep) gums did.
That's what you need to go do.
- This is a not (bleep) with conversation.
Well I don't (bleep) with you,
well I don't (bleep) with you.
Okay, then we don't
(bleep) with each other.
Can we just move past this?
- Thank you, the club is amazing.
And I'm gonna get the (bleep) on.
'Cause I just can't.
- You, yeah, you better get her.
You better calm her down.
Because if you let the volcano erupt, boo,
y'all gonna see what
people gonna have to move
'cause, baby, it's a
shaking about to come.
- The next scene your about to see
is me being faker than Ciara with tears.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Look who we got here.
- What's up?
- I was hesitant to meet Ciara anywhere.
I didn't want to see her ass at all.
- What's up?
- Hi Karlie.
- Look at this (bleep).
Nobody don't know who
gonna pull somebody wig,
who gonna kick somebody's hat,
who gonna grab them in the breast
that just got surgery a week ago.
- I know I've talked to both of y'all
and all I told Ciara was
is this a friendship worth fighting for?
- Is this friendship worth fighting for?
First of all, the friendship
is worth snatching wigs for.
Fighting is an understatement.
- I just feel like from
Karlie's point of view
it kind of feel like a setup
because if the girl is your assistant,
you're around here everyday,
so you probably know how
she feel about Karlie--
- Karlie, did I want
them to jump on you, no.
You are like my family.
Yeah, what happened was wrong.
I feel really messed up.
I feel messed up.
- Aw, Ciara.
I just hate seeing her cry, oh my gosh.
I'm just that friend you can't cry around.
I don't know what the
(bleep) to do, it's awkward.
- I know you mad, I would be mad too.
I apologize.
Okay, yeah, we were
going on back and forth.
But never did I one time ball my fist up.
- Well, we at church so
I guess I got to forgive.
That's what God said to do.
We can argue til the sun come up
but I would never ever in my life
disrespect my friend
and put my hands on her.
- Ciara, calm down,
and I'm just gonna leave you
two to talk and get over it.
If it's your friend like Rasheeda said,
fight for your friendship.
- But you always want
somebody to run to your stuff
and do and support you, Ciara,
when you don't do the same for them.
And the first thing you say,
"Oh, I love you, I do.
"Oh I care (kisses), I care.
"Oh, you're my friend, your my best,"
you got to stop that
(bleep) 'cause you be lying.
- You the same Ciara doing
all this (bleep) just for TV.
Period.
First of all, the reason why
I feel like you set me up,
do you know the reason?
- No, I don't.
- When you seen them girls jump in,
it was not one time you did, stop y'all!
- I didn't know.
- Oh, you know you not mad
'cause you do this all the time.
You got a history of this year,
anything you get into here come the goons.
Man, them really ain't goons
'cause they got to come four, five deep.
I just hope that don't never happen to me.
I'm an old lady and I know you respect me.
- Karlie, I wore a glueless (bleep) wig
with all my baldhead edges out.
You think I came to fight you that night?
- If you were in my shoes,
you wouldn't trust me either.
- She was trying to put her wig back on.
How she gonna say stop y'all?
She's couldn't, it was
a lot going on, Karlie.
- Who was it that was fake and phony
around Jesus the whole time?
Guys, I need you to help me out.
Was it Peter?
Was it Paul?
Was it Mark?
Was it Luke?
Was it James?
Who was it?
It was Judas.
Ciara's Judas.
- I want to know how can I fix it.
You want to end our friendship
that's fine, I understand.
But giving me closure in
my heart is I know I tried.
- My best friend,
her name is Karma.
She gonna bite you in the ass.
- That was pretty deep.
I don't know, Karlie, I love you.
But if you said that to me
I'd have punched you
in the face right then.
- Okay, Karlie, you're being
a bit dramatic right now.
"My best friend is karma."
Honey, do you want to be friends or not?
- Okay, Karlie.
- But until then--
- Well, if it's gonna be on
some malicious stuff then--
- No, no, no, I'm saying what it is.
- I don't think I
intentionally did you wrong.
- Well, I will say this.
I forgive you.
But I'm hurt and it's like,
nobody go my back.
And I really thought you did.
- I'm sorry.
So, I don't know.
- Is this a dry cry?
- Oh my,
I don't want to see Ciara cry anymore.
I can't.
- How she cry and she ain't got no tears?
Even I got tears and I
put the water on my face.
- I can trust you again.
Break, hold on.
Hold on, break.
Need some more water, hold on.
More tears, more tears!
More tears, Hold on!
