-Even though I just got here,
I can already tell
you guys are way better
than last night's audience.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And you're actually here
on a very special night
because, guys, tonight
is our fifth anniversary!
-Happy fifth anniversary.
-[ Yells ]
♪♪♪♪
-Well, I was gonna surprise you
for your big anniversary show,
but, uh, I guess now
I can just go [bleep] myself.
[ Overlapping dialogue ]
-Oh, save it, junior!
-You know what you did.
-No, I don't.
-Well, maybe if you weren't
popping so many pills...
-Popping pills?
What are you talking about?
-You heard me, jackass.
-Is that a cockroach?
I'm done. I'm done.
That's it. I'm out.
-You're lucky I'm here.
-You're lucky I'm even here.
-You're lucky I'm here.
♪♪♪♪
-I should've been a mailman.
-Here we go, in 5, 4, 3...
♪♪♪♪
