Hello humans, welcome to the internet and
today we’re going to be discussing the most
cancerous social media network in the world,
4chan, and their diabolical master plan to
end the Big Gay once and for all.
The plan is detailed in a few posts, but it
essentially boils down to this: act like a
human on twitter for a month and strike when
June comes.
The post explains that in order to not look
like a bot, they should make their burner
accounts soon and start posting about whatever
trends are happening so when they eventually
execute order 66 and turn on the tiny LGBT
pages in pride month it will be more difficult
to identify them.
Fucking brilliant.
If only scientists had the raw intellect that
these fine individuals possess, we would’ve
had a corona vaccine months ago.
The plan is also expanding to other social
media platforms like discord, where we have
terrifying reports of actual, living people
using the term “redpilled” unironically.
They mention that they can have small children
do whore dances with hashtags and anti-LGBT
sentiments appearing in the videos, proving
the strategic brilliance of these masterminds
yet again.
The guy even talks about bringing their little
project to tinder and grindr to “criticise
LGBT” which is the single most galaxy brain
move I’ve ever heard of.
Nothing really annihilates the libtards like
making an account and becoming an active user
on a gay dating service.
That’s like me trying to destroy musical
theater by going to a show every week wearing
a shirt that says “people in plays shouldn’t
sing”.
What does “criticise LGBT” even mean?
If we’re still accepting the fact that sexual
orientation isn’t a choice, then that’s
like saying “aw man, we’re going to criticise
having kneecaps so hard!
That will make big companies stop sponsoring
athletes forever!”
In the end of the day, this thing isn’t
even going to pan out because literally nothing
4chan has ever done has had a smidgen of influence
on the outside world, and all the people posting
and joining pridefall discords are nine anyway.
I also think it’s super funny that these
people are acting so tough and righteous like
they’re fighting an actual worthy cause,
like the black lives matter protesters, when
really all they’re doing is getting so scared
and enraged by free-willed humans putting
their mouths on each other that they make
anonymous twitter accounts to cry about it
online and use Grindr.
That’s pretty much all there is to this
story.
If you want to lower your risk of being potentially
harassed by the 3 people who are actually
going to do this thing, maybe close your DMs
and don’t open links from people you don’t
know.
I’m also engaging a counter-attack strategy
called operation Pridefallfall, which is where
you see an anti-lgbt account created recently
and send them a ton of gay porn so they have
an aneurism.
Alright, have a good rest of your day and
remember to be good to each other.
