- Meeka, your bandanna color
doesn't flatter your fur.
I can't be mean to this dog.
It's so cute!
♪ (rock intro) ♪
- Brian, are you a nice person?
- I think myself to be, yes.
- I'm a super nice person.
Some people even think
I'm kind of on the too nice scale.
- Well, today, you're taking part
in a brand new challenge.
This is a Try Not
To Be Nice Challenge.
- No.
- I cannot say "sorry" once
throughout this entire video.
That's gonna be
the biggest challenge of them all.
- So, here's how
this newest challenge works.
We'll only be showing you
some pretty cute, emotional,
or just plain good things,
and you can only say
mean things about them.
You'll get an X any time
you say anything that is not mean
even in between videos.
And the person with the least amount
of Xs at the end will win.
And you cannot
just stay silent either.
That's cheating.
And cheaters get Xs around here.
(buzzer)
- Okay.
- Oh, oh.
Dogs aren't even cute.
- Boy, that's the nastiest dog
in the world,
just up in a baby's crotch.
How dare you?
- It's hard with babies.
They're so cute!
(buzzer)
- That outfit is dumb.
- What is that stupid outfit
he's wearing?
- Oh, he thinks he's so cute
in that onesie.
I bet it just smells like barf
and baby food.
- That's so cute.
(buzzer)
They have a little friendship.
- The dog stinks.
The baby probably stinks,
has a filled diaper.
This is just...  no.
- Why do you want all
that dog hair on your baby?
That's just unsanitary.
- Oh, look at that.
He's touching the dog's ears.
That's... um... animal abuse.
No, no, it's not. (laughs)
That's an awful thing to say.
(buzzer)
- I'm not allowed to break
in between any of these either.
I have the flop sweats.
- It was really cute!
(buzzer)
- You're not good at this.
- I'm not!
"His dad had been gone for a while
for something he did."
- Why was the dad gone?
That's mean. That's really mean.
- What he did was he taught
that kid how to box.
How you just gonna teach
your baby how to box?
- This is one
of those terrible videos,
where kids get happy
to see their person,
who they'll soon hate
when they're a teenager.
- Kid's got no hands.
- He thinks he's Manny Pacquiao,
Oscar De La-- oh, he's crying now!
See, that's how weak he is.
- You guys! Ooh.
(buzzer)
- Oh my god. This makes me sick.
(laughs) Why is that kid--
(buzzer)
It took me a second
to know when the moment happened.
Yeah, I think I may have
lost that one.
I don't know.
- Don't cry.
(laughs) I'm not good!
(buzzer)
- I don't feel like a good person
after saying what I just said.
(buzzer)
- I thought that video sucked.
I don't know why anyone
would feel happiness
watching a video like that.
(laughs) I can't [censored] do it.
(buzzer)
- What is that?
It's a cat? It's a wannabe Simba?
- That thing is disgusting.
- You're probably gonna grow up
to maul somebody.
Carole Baskin's gonna own you.
- Is that a baby--
is that their roar
before they become-- cute.
Yeah, it sounds like it's hacking.
That's all I could, you know...
- You said cute.
That's not very...
- Did I? Oh my god.
- I've seen better roars
on actual cats.
- My cat Sushi can do a better job
than you. Ooh!
That was the cutest thing
I've ever seen. (buzzer)
- Clumsy middle creature
with bad haircut fumbles around
and can't... can't figure out
where it's going.
- What do you think
about its roar?
- (laughs)
- (laughs) Did you hear it?
- Yes, I heard it! (laughs)
It was adorable, okay?!
- Are you even trying?
(buzzer)
- I'm trying my hardest.
- Now I'm just thinking
of the Lion King
and how Simba lost his dad.
That roar was trash.
Are you kidding me?
See? That's what happens
when you don't grow up
with your father. (laughs)
(cackles)
(high-pitched cackling)
I'm sure that won't make the cut.
- "Let's wish a happy birthday
to Augie..."
Really? That's her name?
"...the oldest golden retriever
in history."
- I'm 31. I don't even care
how old this dog is, okay?
I beat you.
- You're gonna die
any minute, Augie.
- That golden retriever is so old
that he makes
Betty White look young.
Oh my god!
How can people do this to a dog?
(buzzer)
- The dog does look old.
It is not cute.
I'm literally dog shaming.
(buzzer)
This is awful.
- Seems like a yawn fest.
- Birthday iconography would've
been nice on the actual
birthday sign.
- What do you wanna say to Augie?
- Happy birthday. That's it.
Nothing else.
- That is not a mean thing to say.
- (laughs)
- That's a very nice thing to say.
- "My parents divorced last year.
Their bedroom has stayed
the same since."
- "So, my sister and I redid
the room before our mom came back
on a business trip."
Oh yeah, your mom came back
from a business trip?
That's probably just a lie.
She's probably dating other guys
and seeing your uncle now.
- "For two decades,
my sister and I never got along.
This was the first thing
we did together."
Well, I mean, you could've
gone to therapy first.
- That doesn't even look nice.
I hate sconces.
- "It's been hard for everyone.
We love our parents so much.
It was really emotional
redoing the bedroom."
Ughhh, okay. Yeah, sure.
- All right. I'm taking a loss
on this one.
The problem is I love love.
- The idea...
could've been more well-executed.
- See? Look, she's horrified.
She's like,
"[Censored]. What did you
do to my room?"
- Yeah, she's crying,
because now she doesn't know
where any of her stuff is.
- I mean, that's
kind of creepy, though.
- See, the thing is I'm married
and I have two girls
and they don't get along,
so I don't buy it.
They didn't just reunite
just to do this for their mom. No.
- I thought her daughters were mean
and wasted their team,
and she probably
didn't like it at all.
I'm still sweating.
- Now, for our last round,
we actually have a special guest
who's going to join us.
- Oh, okay.
- (gasps) No! You guys!
(buzzer)
- Ahhh! Oh my god! Who are you?
(buzzer)
- (FBE) This is Meeka.
She is our producer Lauren's
wonderful and adorable dog.
Now, talk [censored] about her.
- I can't! (chuckles) I can't.
(buzzer)
I can't talk [censored]
about a dog I've seen and pet before!
- Her hair's curly as mine,
so I know that takes forever
to brush.
That's a shame.
- What are you doing there?
Just flopping around?
How about giving something
back to society,
being a little productive?
- Oh, now you decide to look at me.
How are you?
I don't care.
- Meeka, you're bad at life.
Meeka! Go!
I don't like the way
she's looking at me.
Oh! She did it! (laughs)
- When was the last time
you had a haircut, Meeka?
When was the last time
you got groomed?
- Meeka, your bandanna color
doesn't flatter your fur.
I can't be mean to this dog!
It's so cute!
- Put that tongue away!
You think you're cute?
Ahh, I'm gonna go to hell for that.
- (FBE) Anything else you wanna
say to Meeka?
- Bye, Meeka! You're so cute!
(buzzer)
- Shanita.
- Oh! Oh! I thought you meant
it was done. (laughs)
- Sorry, Lauren.
Sorry, Meeka.
- David, did you just apologize?
- Ohhh! It's still on?
I thought it was-- oh, no!
- You did it.
- (laughs)
- You were actually not nice
this entire time.
You won this challenge.
Came pretty naturally to you,
I have to say.
- Okay, hold on.
You can't just do that.
Now you're roasting me.
- I've been told I'm too nice
from multiple parties.
Who needs it?
- Unfortunately, you were nice
during this challenge,
so you lost.
Sometimes, you know, being nice
does not pay off,
because now you're a loser.
But if you were going to take on
this challenge again,
how would you wanna
do better next time?
- I wouldn't.
- I could be mean
if you give me a reason,
but I can't.
All of those were so, so sweet,
so I couldn't.
- I'm actually curious to see
what other people have said,
because those were just
impossible tasks you gave us.
- I feel like this is not
the challenge for you.
- It's not. (laughs) It's not at all.
- Hey, guys. It's Sierra.
Thanks so much
for watching this episode.
Not.
Subscribe to our channel or don't.
I literally don't care
about your opinion. Bye.
(chuckles)
