Okay.
You look like a professor.
Why? Because I'm like very..okay.
Hi guys, I'm Stevie. I'm an American who
is in England.
And has been since January,
Anyway, I drive in America.
I have never driven in England. This is my
british girlfriend who is from England,
has never driven in England or America.
And we're gonna take a driving test!
No, you're gonna take a driving test.
You're gonna take it with me, right?
No, I've already done it.
Have you?
Yeah.
What score did you get?
I'm not telling you until-
No, go on then!
No, I'm waiting until the end when I know what you've got.
But I think I'm gonna do better than you.
Having never driven.
The  absolute confidence!
Stevie is incredibly cocky about her driving.
She thinks she's
an amazing driver
which, to be honest, in America, when i was
visiting you,
you were quite good, but you've never
driven here, but you seem to think that
you could buy a car tomorrow,
get on the roads and just be
happy as Larry.
I mean, I'd be perfectly
within my rights to do so.
I have a driver's license.
That i'm allowed to drive here.
But you wouldn't be good at it. like you think
you would....
Do you think you would be
good at it?
No!
Also, Josie's sister is in the room and
she's driven
in England.
And she's British.
And she's British.
So she's basically like everything you want to be.
She's basically our chauffeur most of the time.
Really?
Imagine jenna gets the worst score.
So, there's 50 questions.
Oh my god!
Lives are important.
Oh my god.
Your speed limit is like 20 miles an hour anyway everywhere.
I think it's 30.
Is it?
there's so many windy roads it's
not like you can even go fast in this
f*cking country.
You're driving on the motorway in windy conditions.
What's a motorway?
Like a highway.
Okay, okay.
F*cking hell, this is going well already, isn't it?
What should you do as you pass a
high-sided vehicle?
A high-sided vehicle?
What the f*ck is that?
It's like a big old lorry or
a truck.
A semi, got it.
Do you increase your speed?
Be wary of a sudden gust?
Drive alongside
very closely or expect normal conditions?
uhhhh.. expect a gust.
Okay. be wary...
Does it tell you?
No.
Oh f*ck.
What should
you do when moving off from behind a
parked car?
Give a signal?
What is moving off?
So, you're parked behind a parked car.
I think the biggest problem is going to be the
language barrier in these times.
i'm just guessing here, but if you need to pull
out from behind a moving car.
Okay, leaving. Got it. Got it.
Okay, what should you do?
Give a signal after moving off.
Check both interior and exterior mirrors.
Look around after moving off or use the
exterior mirrors only.
I don't f*cking know. I guess check both interior and
exterior mirrors.
Question three.
You're coming up to a
roundabout. Your favorite.
Never heard of it.
A cyclist is signaling
to turn right.
What should you do?
A cyclist is
signaling to turn right/
Where are they on the roundabout?
Doesn't matter, does it?
Stop looking!
Well, read me the answers!
I will if you stop talking!
Go on. I don't know where the cyclist is
so i can't answer this question accurately.
Overtake on the right.
Give a warning with your horn.
What the f*ck is overtake?
Will you let me talk?
Go on.
Give a warning with your horn.
Signal the cyclist to move across.
Or give the cyclist plenty of room.
You don't see this happening on quiz shows. do you?
I don't understand one part of it.
Oh, I guess you're not ready to drive then.
Signal the cyclist to move across.
Across what?
um like away from me.
Honk at a cyclist?
Probably not.
Overtake the cyclist, probably not.
Give the cyclist plenty of room, that's the
one i'm going for.
Right, that's how a quiz works.
You know
that right? You don't be angry about it.
It's a multiple choice. some of the some
of the answers are wrong.
Alright next.
You're
on a well-lit road at night
in a built-up area.
What is built up
area?
 
like there's a lot of
buildings rather than the countryside.
Let's say that, okay?
Why would i be driving there?
Can i just have a countryside license?
Cottage call.
Yeah can i get a cottage core driving
license?
How will using
dipped headlights help?
what the f*ck is
a dipped headlight?
She can't drive. I don't believe you've
ever driven in your life.
What the f*ck is a dipped headlight? like
dipped in chrome?
like what is it dipped in?
No, it's one of those that like shine down onto the road.
What?
You can see further along the road.
You can go a much faster speed.
Oh, you're talking about the brights.
We call them brights.
Brights or fog lights.
This is painful.
You can switch to main beam quickly or
you can be easily seen by others.
What would be the reason for using your
Wait, when you're on a well-lit road at night
in a built-up area
how will using dipped headlights help?
i'm so confused.
You'd be so terrible on a quiz show.
You can go at a much faster
speed.
Definitely not that one.
You can see
further along the road.
Okay. You're gonna like this question.
What should you do when passing sheep on the road?
Try to avoid lyme disease.
What the f*ck?
Yeah, i'm going to get out with f*cking...
Go very slowly.
What does this sign mean?
What the fuck is a humpbridge?
What is a soft verge?
You need to know what the signs mean.
Yeah, I guess humps in the road.
That's what you
would do.
I mean,
you wait behind the long vehicle because
they have to turn left before they turn
right so that they can
get the.... because the truck is really long.
Park there because I'm disabled?
The last one.
I can't believe people think that
you can do that if there's another one
free.
Well, they'll always try won't they?
Puffin crossing.
I'm over this. i don't even want
to drive anymore.
uh thank god for that! I win!
i think this happened because we asked
for the cottage core drivers test.
Yeah, puffin crossing. Okay, what the f*ck Is a puffin crossing?
Okay, so it's where
pedestrians are.
Oh, is it the ones that have the lights
that tell you when somebody's going?
Well, this is the thing Stevie.
You should know this before you go onto the roads. Shouldn't you?
Or you might end up killing someone.
When will the red light change to what?
i'm guessing the crossing has a red
light on it when
When the pedestrians have
cleared the crossing.
That's my guess.
Sounds very high-tech to me.
I mean, how can you ever be sure what a
motorcyclist ahead of you is doing? You
can't read their mind.
If they're moving slow, then i would pass
them
on the right.
Or a six-lane motorway as you call them.
Oh my god.
You need to know these things.
Yeah, but i don't understand because i
would do it for three of those.
Well, but in the UK.
To save fuel, that
doesn't make any sense.
So, it's definitely not that one.
But of course you beat you're in the
right lane when you overtake.
And of
course you're in the right lane when
you're turning right.
Well, think about it.
We're in the UK.
Can you turn right off the motorbike?
Oh god. i have no idea.
No, because then you'd be going into the
other lanes on the other side of the road, wouldn't you?
Oh shit.
Well, what if it's an overpass?
Do we have those here?
I mean, turning
right is the same thing as exiting, right?
Have you ever turned right off a
motorway before?
On motorways that's split so like two lanes
will go right and two lanes will go left...
But you don't turn
right?
No, you turn left.
Get off left, yeah. That makes sense.
So, what's the answer?
Ummm...
when you're traveling above the speed limit.
When you're overtaking, okay.
God, i have no idea!
You've got no
idea.
I mean, i would guess....
So the triangle is the only signs i've
seen so far.
And one is like a stop sign, but
i think it says yield or something
instead.
Or it says something else.
Yield.
That's
game of thrones.
What?
It feel like Game of Thrones. I've never watched it.
We have yield signs too, but, i would think that a speed limit sign here
is a square rectangle thing.
You're going for the square?
And that seems like yeah, what it would be.
I mean, i can't tell you if it is.
What's the difference between an order
and a suggestion
on a sign, right? Like aren't they all
orders?
Alright.
That kind of looks silly, doesn't it?
Like that actually exists?
Yes, of course it does. All these exist.
Really?
I think so, i don't drive.
This one's just
cars here.
Two cars.
Alright, that one I guess.
Let's go for it.
Oh my god, this is so gross.
i don't want any of these options. i want
to like call the police.
Yeah, what would I do?
You'd probably
get out your lotions and potions.
No, i would i would put clean cool water.
Clean cool water.
All of these are so british, i don't know
what any of these means.
i know what a garden is, i know what a
dust bin is, i don't know what a local
authority site is
and what is wasteland?
Iit's probably like
a tip.
Like a local photograph like a tip or like um
i mean i guess local authority site.
I'm assuming that's where you take batteries
because
it seems like
oh. did you hear that?
Good old crunch.
Alright. gotta compete.
F*cking hell.
This don't exist. Where'd my necklace go?
i don't know what a f*cking mini
roundabout is, but okay.
No idea what that is.
It's like black and white stripey ones.
i hold my zebra crossing jumper
especially for this
I can't speak anymore.
Stop before you reach the zigzag lines
and let them cross.
Alright, almost done. We got three left.
Why are they asking me this?
Do you want
to use one of your lifelines?
Yeah sure.
You can phone a friend. Jenna?
Yeah, that's what i was thinking.
By changing it to a lower gear.
Your lifeline doesn't seem very confident.
I don't know what control your speed means.
So the car is speeding out of control
and i need to control it?
Let's just guess, go on.
Wait. i'm so confused.
It's time!
This is stupid.
I never got to this.
But is that the safest thing to do?
I guess move to the opposite side of the road.
Do what you think.
She failed.
i knew it.
You did too b*tch.
She got 39 out of 50. Do you want to know what I got?
Okay let me check
because i can't remember.
i have not read or done one bit of
research.
Oh my god, we got the same amount. i got
39 out of 52.
i'm an equally good driver as she is
There's another little mini test which is a bit
more fun. do you want to do that?
No.
thank you guys so much for watching
um
oh my god i'm gonna fail miserably
what do i do now?
i guess you're gonna have to study
god i don't know
thank you so much to my patrons
for supporting me
and i'll see you guys next time.
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