Hey guys Futuremilf here
This is Internutz
I'm internutz
We just wanted to make a quick video about why feminism is so, so stupid.
Exactly, no one should be a feminist
Its so gross if you are
You're honestly like,
No boys gonna marry you
No boy is ever going to want you if you're a feminist, so
Honestly, while you walk down the isle people are going to throw tomatoes at you
I would throw tomatoes at you
I would throw every fruit at you
I would throw a fruit salad at you
HONEY
I just wanted to make this video because,
I always see men making "why feminism is stupid" videos
And you never see women making those videos
Feminists always reply to mens videos
About why feminism is stupid, saying
"Oh, you're a man, you wouldn't get it"
Exactly
But here I am, a personal woman
Woman, woman
Theres more than one, I'm a woman too, promise!
Swear, I don't wanna prove it but I swear I'm telling the truth
And so
We're here to set the truth straight
That not all women are feminists
Yeah!
We're not feminists!
Some people don't understand that feminism is dumb
We get it! We get it, men!
I just wanna say, men: we are cool, we get it
You should marry us...
UM... WE'RE HOT... I MEAN...
WE'RE NOT FEMINISTS!!!
We're smart!
We're anti-feminists
We're anti-feminists and we're cool
And theres a blonde and brunnette so whatever your preference is, you pick
Yeah!
We both have female body parts, so its cool
They're here
They're here and they're waiting for you
They want you to take us
So, first reason why feminism is so dumb
Is that it was created by women
And women don't know what they're doing
Ever
'Cuz they were born with...
(VAGINAS)
Which should be illegal
Thats actually one of my points, that vaginas should be illegal
Buttholes only
Only butts! Only butts
Girls and boys both have them, thats equality
"Feminists" believe in equality
But then they think that women should be able top have VAGINAS?!
That's not fair because men can't have vaginas!
So what the fuck are they talking about
Next point-
So women just can't be natural leaders
Like its just not in their blood
No, because they get periods
Exactly!
And you never know when a periods gonna hit
Especially if you're making an important decision
Periods usually hit right at that point
Thats so true
You know what? When I get my period,
I crave chocolate
What if I was a political leader?
And we were going to war and all I could think about was chocolate?!
Women obviously can't be leaders because they make such STUPID DECISIONS
Yeah, because they're irrational!
Men have never made irrational decisions in their lives
(DID 9/11)
(TORTURES HIS OWN PEOPLE)
(KILLED TONS OF JEWS)
They never start wars over stupid things
NEVER
They don't argue with people over stupid things
They're rational all the time
They're so rational
Number 3:
Feminists usually say that women don't like sexual harassment, BUT...
Uh, women love it
Thats what they want is sexual harrassment
My number 1 favorite thing is when I'm walking down the street
And a guy says:
"GURL U GOT SUM BIG TITIIIIIEESSS!!!"
I'm like.....
Thank you!!!
When a guy yells at me:
"Hey bitch you got big titties!"
The first thing I do is call my mom and say
"Mom, I found the one for me"
And she says "Why?" And I say:
"He told me I'm a big titty bitch"
And she's like.... WoW
There's nothing better than when a guy yells at you and says:
"Hey slut let me put it in ur butt!!!"
And you just wanna say... Thank you.
Thank you for making me feel beautiful
I'm not gonna lie, I've cried about it like 6 or 7 times
Everytime it happens, I cry
But its because you cry a lot though
We cry everyday
I cry because I'm emotional and I cry because I'm so thankful
It's because I have my period all the time, though
Thats true, but it's like...
When I'm on my period it means I'm obviously irrational
And when I'm not, its because I'm so thankful
They're proving to me that I'm a woman
That I deserve them
That is so true
Thank you all men that yell at women in the street
Number 4 is:
Women are just made to make babies
Like, that's their point
Why else would I have a uteri-
A uteri...?
We're so dumb we don't even know what its called!
Theres some U's and some I's and some uhhh
If you're a woman and you're not making a baby... you should just be killed!
That doesn't happen, though
(do you know what a lesbian is?)
No
The'yre basically what the devil made
Basically, women are made to make babies! Thats your point!
I'm waiting for someone to make me a baby
If anyone sees this and wants to make me a baby, please do
Honestly, thats half the point of this video
My little oven is still empty and I wanna put a bun in it
We're of age and honestly we wanna get married!
The only point of our lives is to get married and have babies, so
So please, if you want us, take us
Like I said, theres a blonde and brunette, whatever you want!
And you know, we're open for the taking, thats what women are for, so
Please take us
Thank you for offering
The next reason why feminism is so stupid is that:
Women just aren't naturally smart or funny
Men became evolved to be funny so they could make women want them
Honestly, one time I tried to make a joke and...
It opened... a portal?
It opened a portal to hell.
TO HELL, STRAIGHT TO HELL
TO HELL
I hate people like TINA FEY
Do not speak her name! You do not speak her name!
Like CHELSEA HANDLER!!!
*vomit*
Those women are the DEVIL
The devil made them
He made them to try and possess and change the minds of
Normal, healthy, wholesome women like us!
We don't deserve it. We don't deserve to be corrupted by them.
This is an emotional time for her
I THINK IM ON MY PERIOD!!!
I think I'm having it right now
Oh my god I think we're on the same cycle!!!
We definitely are because we're women!
Still cute tho
So cute tho
So basically thats all the reasons why feminism is so dumb :)
And I hate all feminists and I hate all men who agree with feminism.
#Meninism all the way
So we just wanted to make this video
Just to like support our local men!
Thanks local men!
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to make this video by making the youtube & the internet!
Thank you so much, like...
What would we do without you?
All we can repay you with is beautiful children
That we will produce for you
We will make them, we promise
You make the best part of them
And if we have a daughter we promise to get rid of it immediately
Only men
We should trend that
#OnlyMen
So thank you, thank you men
Shout out to men because they never get any recognition
Its true because they have to deal with women all the time
They just talk and talk
They just talk, like:
"Oh, stop sexually harassing us"
SHUT UP
BITCHHHHHHHH!
Alright so this is our video
This video was dedicated to men
And anyone who wants to impregnate us
Thats the point of this video, to find someone who will impregnate us
19 and ready :)
Very fertile. Extremely fertile.
19 and fertile :)
Fertile AF
We're trying to start a pregnancy pact, so uh
Anyone who could help us out
That would be great, we would love to get pregnant sometime
It would make it easier for dinner parties
Alright, so follow us on things
But only follow us if your husband says its okay
Yeah, definitely make sure
If you don't have a husband don't follow us
Yeah honestly girl you need to find a husband
If you have a boyfriend... get him to marry you.
Wanna know a little trick we learned?
(POKE HOLES IN THE CONDOM)
GRLLLL we've been doing it for years
For some reason it hasn't worked out but it almost has!
They keep on forcing us to have
"ABORTIONS"
Which is against Christ.
They suck, so
Those are obviously not the men that should be having our children
So we learned, we're better off
I'm a freshman in college, I learned it
You learn so much
To abort mens babies who want you to have abortions
Abort..... men.............
Abort.... all..... of.... them.....
ANYWAAAAYYYYY
ANYWAY
NO NEVERMIND BYE
Happy National Mens Day, BYE!
Love you all boys
Bye!
