LOUIS CK: I'm gonna do a couple impressions for you guys. 
Alright. This first one, this is my impression of a 
superhero being propositioned by a hooker. 
Alright? A superhero being propositioned by a hooker. 
HUSKY GIRLY VOICE: Hey baby. Wanna have a good time?
IN STERN TONES: No.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
LOUIS CK: All right now, this is a uh.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS	
LOUIS CK: This is a guy.
Who doesn't know how to match his face to what he's saying. 
It's a guy who doesn't know how to match his face to what he's saying. 
IN A QUESTIONING VOICE: You guys get out, the place is burning down?
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
Here's a guy who doesn't know if he's from Alabama or Brooklyn.
Doesn't know if he's from Alabama or Brooklyn.
Hey, what are you guys doing. **CAPTIONERS NOTE: HOW DO I CAPTION THIS?! I DONT KNOW**
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
LOUIS CK: Hey budday what you fuckin doin', huh? 
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
