*EERGH*
Matthias: Bat strength
Bat needs his tools
Ow it's pinching my nose
*sighs*
*music*
Hello, and welcome to a brand new series
Although it may be a short series because it's probably for the holidays
BUT
Today we're doing 10 strange, stupid, silly, dumb, Walmart gifts
We're looking at 10 products that Brian
Right here, hello, say hello Brian
*waves*
He went to Walmart and tried to pick out some gifts
Now we're gonna see if these gifts are stupid, or if you should ask for them for under your tree
*Christmas jingles*
What the heck?!
So these giant shoes are slippers
I mean, like, I'm not a fan of sports, so if I hadn't just read that that was the chargers
I had not known that this was even for sports
I would've been like-Oh an anime symbol
Brian: an anime symbol.
Matthias: yayyyyyyy
I mean, this isn't a gift for me, if you're a sports fan, maybe...?
But I'm just not a fan of shoes in the house
Maybe this is how you can really shake someone, you know?
They'll-they'll be shook when you start wearin' around these and they'll be like
I SAID NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE
Oh wait, are these actual laces?
No they're just, it's just stretched
Are they comfy?
Oh my word! Surprisingly compressing my feet!
Brian: Really??
Matthias: Even though there's that much-they're like the perfect size
Wait are these-do these have sizes?
Brian: Extra large
Matthias: This is an awkward position
*jumps on chair*
You don't like these?
Brian: This is like --OHHH
Brian: yeahh
Matthias: I'M SORRY MOM
"Matthias, I told you to be more careful!!"
That's not how my mom sounds
So the rest of the day, maybe I'll just
*epic fall*
THAT, was an accident
*slow-mo epic fall*
Okay, I'm keeping them on my feet
I'm gonna be honest with you, these
are heatin' up my feet
So if you got cold feet, this is a great gift
If you don't like sports, and you got hot feet, PASS
*ding ding ding, ding ding ding*
A Wonder Woman-Saving the world from the plans of the super villains isn't easy
Disks fly up to 20 feet
If you guys are all familiar with Nerf, you'll know that most of their guns, shoot an excess of 70 to a 100 feet
So 22 feet, not that far
Okay, so here we've got the shield, we have the ability for it to be put-to be strapped onto your wrist right here
And then you hold it like-OHH, then you got a trigger here
WOAH, that's the loading mechanism
Look at that! That's pretty cool!
*laughs*
There's no batteries needed??
Brian: No batteries needed.
Matthias: Alright Brian, be my target
*shoot shoot shot shot*
The accuracy, bro
This thing's accurate!
*shoot shoot shoot shoot*
Brian: ow my eye
Matthias: I got him right in the face
I like the mechanism, I think it's cool
And you know, also stylish and fabulous
This is gonna be in our high-five universe channel and gonna be used for high-five Nerf battles from now on
You can block, because Wonder Woman's shield is all that
And you can shoot from it
That's cool
Worth it
*Jingling bells*
Brian: TA-DAAA!! Merry Christmas!
Matthias: You bought a Walmart shopping cart.
Brian: Hey, they recommended it as a good gift to give
Matthias: No, who did
Brian: Walmart!
Matthias: You mean there's a specific gift section that said this was to be-
Brian: Yes! Gifts! And there is a Walmart cart
Matthias: Ok, hold up. There's stuff inside it
I think you just. . . do that
Oh my gosh...
Who are you getting this for...? Like, your kid?
"Hey kid, here's a Walmart cart!"
"Are you excited? You gonna like, go shopping??"
Wow, look at all these...no. No.
Brian: empty?
Matthias: There's nothing in them.
There's nothing IN them.
*proceeds to open anyways*
Bro, chicken noodle soup
NOTHING
Brian: I thought it was actually-I thought it was like, okay, the shopping cart is kinda dumb but at least you get some STUFF in them that you can eat
Matthias: YEAH, cuz I saw cookies, I saw cookies and I was like
Okay, you know kids might like that
There's a milk carton
Look at this
Look at this
They got all these things in here, and-they're EMPTY!
THEY"RE EMPTY!
Brian: I thought there was stuff in there, I was like
Maybe we can snack on some of this stuff afterwards
*so hilarious*
Matthias: So this is a Walmart shopping cart that literally has pho-products in it
This is a not buy, do not buy
Walmart, if you're listening, put some cookies in there man, how hard is that
*so disappointing*
Oh, gosh, a BOP-IT
I don't have anything against the company, and they probably make a good product, but boy do these things infuriate me
They infuriate me to no end because I'm so-
Bop-It: Bop it to start
Matthias: I'm so bad at it. I'm so bad
Prove you've got the moves
 
"Comb it, Saw it, Cradle it, Answer it, Selfie it-"
No, no no.
"Golf it, Drink it, Sing it, Whip it, Hammer it, SELFIE it"
I'm not kidding-
Bop-It: I'm going to sleep.
Matthias: I'm not kidding you, it says selfie it on it
Selfie.
Like what's gonna be relateable to the kids these days
Do a bop it but make it so that you Selfie yourself
Bop-It: Bop it to start
Matthias: Bop it to start
Bop-It: High score, twenty
Bop it
Twist it
AW, twist the thing that looks twistable
Score: 1
Matthias: I did!
Brian: *laughs* you stink
Bop-It: Action
Bop it
Twist it
Pull it
Drink it
Bop it
Drink it
Twist it
Selfie it
Matthias: What did it say?
Bop-It: YEOW! Extend your arm and snap a Selfie
Matthias: Oh S-
Bop-It: Score: 7
Brian: I thought he said milk it
Matthias: *uncontrollable laughter*
He said milk it
Bop it
Ohhh...
Brian: wow...
Pull it
What?!
Bop-It: pass it to someone who knows how to play
Twist it
Oh
Really? High score:19
Matthias: Okay, I'm sorry, but if you want a newfangled one that you drink, you, you selfie it, you, you milk it from the bottom, man
Then, then this product-shut up-then this product is for you
But if you don't like milkin' it, I'm gonna pass
*again*
Ohhh, okay
The dark knight shall rise again
Oh, it's actually Batman VS. Superman
Sorry if you guys liked that movie
Bop-It: bop it to start
Matthias: shut up bop it
I get it
Bop-It: I'm going to sleep
Matthias: Okay, thank you!
Oh man, this nose is for a child. My nose is way too big for this.
Brian: your nose is hanging out
Matthias: alright, yeah! I mean, yeah! I could see this one, if you like Batman, for sure! For sure, for sure!
This is good. Buy it! If you like Batman, or your kids like Batman.
Because you can make believe, you know? This could be-
Woah, look at the side view
Brian: look at that forehead, dude, you got a dome!
*ring ring ring*
Matthias: Okay, so what is this? Festive fun.
#elfie
Is that it? It doesn't do anything, it doesn't sing to me, or-
Brian: I just figured it'd make Batman be a little more festive
Matthias: You're a jerk, dude. You're a jerk. How dare you.
#Elfie
Batman impersonation: "Hey kids. Make sure you ask for good presents this year. Not this crap."
"Next gift."
*seventh time yay*
Voice changer. Ooh, I love voice changers
Try me! Ohhh, you know what that means, right?
It means everyone and their mother has like, put their face on that thing at the store.
Okay, let's try it.
Aghhhghgh
Batman impersonation: Bat strengthh
*can't open it*
Bat needs his tools
Ow, it's pinching my nose!
So check this out. It's got a boy setting, a robot setting, a old man, and a kid.
What's the difference between a boy and a kid?
How come no Batman?
Let's do Batman's voice, let's see how it transforms Batman's voice into a boy
Where is he? Where is he?
Where is he?
WHERE IS HE
This is old man
WhErE iS hE
Woahh
That's like Bane dude, my arch nemesis
Ohh, you think darkness is your ally?
*unintelligible*
Bane, so that's not old man it's Bane.
Robot
Hello, I am a robot
I am a robot
Sounds just like nothing
This is the kid setting
Why do you wanna kill me
Why do you wanna kill me
That sounds like a kid
I'm a kid, mom!
Gimme some fooooood
Not bad, robot one sucks but 3/4, right?
yeah
*almost there*
Ooh, what is this?
Air hogs? 360 hoverblade?
Ouch! ugh
Oh, look at my matted hair
Oh, that hurts my face, OHH
Oh, I had to take it off
360 hoverblade
How does it toss, and fly
How does that even make sense?
Says right here, it says toss, fly, do tricks
I have no idea how this works
For indoor and outdoor use
Well, let's find out if it's true
Okay, so here's the product, right
We have, a, I think like a boomerang thing, with a propeller on the side
I have no idea how on Earth this would even begin to work
Okay, so we got a remote here
As well
On
We got the little on button right here
So when I turn it on
Oh geez
That, that legit, like if I hold it and turn it on
That le-that has some power
That's a strong little motor in there man
I'm just gonna barely throw it
Ohhh
ahhhh! The only issue, is that you can't steer it
So if it's going towards your mom you're like, "Watch out mom! It's-gonna hit you!"
Woah geez
That's no joke man
Look at that!
I'm not
It's going higher
goodbyee!
Brian: dude it hit the top!
Matthias: It ran out of battery or something
Argh
Dang it, I thought it was gonna like, push the propeller that way
Yeah, it cracked!
Look at that, it cracked right there
The issue with this thing though
Brian: it hit the light
Matthias: yeah, it hit the light
Is that I don't have real control
It's just, rises and falls
Ohhhhh it's hanging around that light, dude!
Watch if I let go, okay? I'm gonna let go and then try to reengage it
Ready?
OHHHHHH
WOAH
Okay, okay
Brian: so you can learn to control it a little bit
Matthias: Not bad, I say buy it!
Actually, how much was it?
Brian: . . . I don't remember
It was your card so I didn't look
*two moreeee*
Matthias: next product!
You gotta go all the way out there for it?
Oh my gosh, dude
So what the heck is this thing
You put your knees on it here, and then you steer it, these are the brakes, I assume
And then there are castors here so you can drift
We have some instructions here, you see that?
Don't sit on it that way! Sit on it this way!
They both look identical
This looks like it's an accident waiting to happen
Let's try it out
So I can steer, that's cool
Oh geez
Oh my gosh
This is-terrifying
Brian: no, I think you should do it the opposite way
And
Matthias: what?
Okay, hold up, hold up
You're saying I should do this?
Oh! shoot
I almost hit the wall
Thanks for that advice
Brian: you hit the b-
Matthias: Did I hit the brake?
Brian: Yeah *laughs*
Matthias: NO! I didn't hit the brake!
Look!
Brian: It broke!
Matthias: *laughs* Okay, I was right in assuming that this was a deathtrap
Don't buy it
*last, but not least*
*singing* next prooducct
What the heck is this.
This is a Smack Shot
What the heck? Shoots up to a 100 feet
It shoot-I mean, I see it shoots these things but what the heck are those?
You put those little things, in like that, so it's basically just a glorified slingshot
Man, shoots up to a 100 feet?
That's gonna really hurt someone if they like, shoot one of those things off of it
Okay, so this is just a weird looking
This is just weird
Like, why is it so bulbous?
Like, why not make it look, like, cool and sleek, you know?
Why, why give it all these like, lumpy curves?
It's lumpy! That's what it is, it's lumpy
Okay, so we have a couple different kinds here
We have this thing, I mean it's just a different shape other than these, right?
So there's like, two different kinds here
And then pull back this way, and then when I release, will it like
Will it release?
Oh geez dude
Oh!
Did you see that? It stuck to the wall!
Oh geez that sounds like it would have hurt
I'm excited
Who wants to be a test subject?
*various answers*
Chad does!
Chad's gonna be standing against that door
Er, you gotta stand further back, this may hurt
Chad: Oh?
Matthias: Also, you may wanna block your eyes
Just cover your eyes dude!
Chad: OK!
Matthias: I missed
That thing went right past him
Alright Chad, this is what you get for that pose
Chad: OHHHOhOhOhhoh
Brian: you fell down
Matthias: I heard that one!
Chad: That was a good spank!
Matthias: Did it actually hurt?
Chad: naw
Matthias: just say yes
Chad: YEAH, man, I got a bruise now
Matthias: I hurt him!
Chad: owww
Matthias: Guys make sure you check out this video right here
It is 10 strange things
We found at the dollar store and it is just as funny
Go click that
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