(SEGA SATURN JAPANESE STARTUP)
So, everyone. How does it feel to be filming a logo in space for the first time?
The stars from here are absolutely incredible!
I was scared about this, but I think it's gonna be an amazing experience for us.
Hello, everyone!
Sam! It's so good to see you again!
I hope you can forgive me for what I did, back when we were filming the BBC logo.
Consider this trip to space as my atonement. All expenses paid.
Don't worry about it, Sam. It happened, but it's all in the past now.
Well, should we get ourselves started?
Absolutely, Mike.
Now, Scotty. If you're ready, roll the camera.
We're live!
And... action!
Hahahahahahahahasoisoisoisoiroflroflroflrofl!
Lo-Saturn! But what sort of company starts with "Lo"?
Lo-Effort Enterprises, in which Scotty is the CEO!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Hold it, Scotty. It was a joke.
Sheesh...
Also, Sam, I think you forgot something.
You told us earlier that you would be taking a break from being director.
Ah, yes. I did forget.
In that case, Mike is director for now.
Right. As for you, Scotty,
It's not Lo-Saturn. It's Hi-Saturn.
Make sure you get that correct 
in the next take.
Alright. Let's get on with another take.
Mid-Saturn. We're one step closer now.
We've become the middle class citizen!
I really wish Anna was here.
She has always wanted to go to space.
Yeah... she would...
What's the matter, Sam?
I can't think about Anna anymore without just... breaking down.
Oh, crotch. I probably shouldn't have said anything.
Why did she have to die...?!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
THE ONE TIME I FINALLY FIND SOMEONE I LOVE DEARLY, I HAVE HER TAKEN AWAY FROM ME IN AN INSTANT!
AND IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! YOU HEAR ME?!
IT'S NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!
(LARGE EXPLOSION)
Sam, are you alright?
I'm fine, Mike.
I don't like having people remind me about that.
Sam, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset.
Just... please don't talk about it again.
Right, Scotty. It isn't Mid-Saturn either.
It is Hi-Saturn.
Let's give it another go, then.
Not V-Saturn, Scotty. Hi-Saturn.
Our client is Hitachi, not Victor.
Sorry. I slipped on the controls a bit, there.
Now, on the next take, make sure you bring the correct prefix.
H-I.
Not V-Saturn, Sega Saturn or any other kind of Saturn.
This is Hitachi we're talking about.
Okay, I've got it.
No! No! No!
Scotty! SEGA never gave Sony the license to manufacture a Saturn!
You know, that would actually be quite funny!
SEGA and Sony joining forces to create a game console.
Does this mean Fighting Vipers 
will be released on PlayStation?
Who knows? Perhaps we'll see Metal Gear Solid on the Saturn.
Please, please get it right the next time, will you?
Fine. Let's get back in the zone and try again.
(1997 WARNER HOME VIDEO THEME)
SCOTTY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!!!
You bellowed, Miiiiiiiiiike?
For fuck sake, Scotty! We're not doing Looney Tunes!
You're starting to piss me off, now!
Picky, picky, picky.
Scotty! Quit fucking around!
Do you really want me to get angry?!
Get this fucking Viacom logo out of here and put the correct text there!
You know what? Sam was right about you, Mike.
You really are a huge asswipe!
Take it easy, Mike.
You have to control your temper.
Stay... calm...
Uh, oh.
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT,
RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING USE THE LOGO ITSELF
TO INSULT ME AND ACTUALLY GET THIS FUCKING STARTUP CORRECT
OTHERWISE I WILL FIRE YOU MYSELF
YOU SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH 
(LARGE EXPLOSION)
Mike, you really need to calm down.
You're gonna end up making the same mistakes as Sam one day.
I know, Mary.
But the amount of times we are getting this wrong has really frustrated me.
We're doing this for a client, with a deadline to match.
Mr Suzuki said that we shouldn't worry about bloopers.
He also said that we have a very
lenient deadline,
and that he finds these bloopers to be funny.
Well, that's a relief.
But Scotty, will you please try to get it correct?
Please?
I'll try.
Uh, oh. Methinks we goofed again.
Youthinks right, Scotty.
By the way, I think Video Collection International wants to hire us for their production logo some time.
I suppose we can go and do that, after we get this startup screen done and dusted.
Okay. But should I go ahead and try another take, Mike?
Yes, Scotty.
If you're ready, this is yet another take.
3, 2...
(Saturn Error Sound)
Oh... it's our curfew time once again.
Don't sweat it, Mike. It's not easy being director, is it?
Now that our time is up, why don't we go and try out some of the astronaut food on this ship?
We can both share some of that freeze dried ice cream.
I wonder how that will taste.
Well then, let's all go to the cafeteria.
The journey to space has been a long one, and I think we should rest for a bit.
(SEGA SATURN JAPANESE STARTUP IN REVERSE)
