Disclaimer this video contains knives and an allusion to a drug. Also. We improvised the whole thing
So if it doesn't make sense, you are completely right
Hallo children
Today we will be learning five things about Freud or at least five things somehow vaguely concerning freud
well then
gg productions presents:
a video makenna and i will surely regret
come in
UM HELLO?
im here for Mr Freud
one moment
he will be seeing u
no offense but aleisha looks like a whole potato LMFAO
and our session begins
Now, tell me Baleisha (i will cut u for this)
Why are you here today?
Well, I've been having this weird dreams lately (INCORRECT GRAMMAR U FOOL)
a dream????? what kind of dream?
well................
catch me @ a dennys parking lot at 3AM COWARDS
its like freaky and it scares me
and i dont, like, know what it means
Well, have you ever thought about
f *cking ur Father?
YEAH BUT WHY
Electra complex
I've discovered something baleisha
but it throws ALL my other work away
and it's called
- IT'S CALLED
t h E UNCONSCIOUS
i know i just came up with that today its wild
BUT U KNO WHAT
It's made up of an ego
also it's made up of the superego
it sounds good bc it is good
it sits on ur shoulder
It's the angel
that whispers INTO ur mind!!!1!11!!
idk what makenna says here lol
but also of course
like with everything
There's also the devil
thats called the id
sits on ur shoulder, whispers NASTYTHINGS to u
god i want to die so bad
why
i will personally strangle this person tonight its ok
hello
im here for freud dude
hes right this way
y did we think this was a good idea?
So would you like
to sniff some of this beautiful smoke? snow? idk
tHIS WHITE CANDY?
pls dont do cocaine
Well, if it isn't my two favorite people
JUNG AND HORNEY
its horn-eye
and u kno just inventing collective unconsciousness
So you're telling me you're making theories
based on MY theory? my WHOLE life's work??? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD??
hell yea i am
what the hell even is this 'collective unconscious'?
insert some jargon here
Running throughout the generation.
u just never caught that
bc u wear pants and i wear shorts
u kno what?
tHAT is a bunch of bougie!1!!1!!!!1
oof
What are you doing HERE, HORNEY?
well
i know us women
have "Benis envy"
but u men
have womb envy (kathy sounding like a tractor in the bg flsdsfjld)
You just going around making nonsense
bc ur a woman
ur just UPSET u got nothing down there
i forgot to edit this out whoops
Oh, yo, its freud
i hear his name, like, all the time
Okay
Okay unconscious. Okay ego. Okay. Okay, that's not okay
oedipus???
me looking at the FRQs @ the AP test
You're so dirty
pENIS ENVY? WOT IS THAT?
I MUST CLEANSE U
yea i got tired of editing can u tell
That concludes the video thanks for watching this piece of garbage
