*whip crack sfx*
TOP O' THE MORNIN' to all-a-you goomba babies!
and welcome back to Super Mario Maker 2.
I am going to play just regular, popular courses this time.
ya' know what, I'm not gonna get too bogged down
in trying to beat some of the hardest levels this game has to offer now, okay?
I did that last episode. It's time to chill, it's time to breathe, okay?
I- Do it with me, okay?
(Deep inhale)
-Didn't say to breathe out yet.
This is why I kept calling it a switch! 'Cause it says 'Spring Has Switched', and I was like "Ooh, switch!"
"I like that one, let's say that then." two seconds *Chuckles*.
*reads titles then makers name*
Alright, Make Jake
(Toad Voice) Dad's gonna fuck your shit!
Uh oh.
Oh Go- okay! Oh Go- okay! *Chuckles*
It-It's-a-one-a-dese!
Okay, I need to uh, turn off...the comments on this one, for a second
no
OAAAAAAAAO!
well shit!
Oh, God, so dead, I'm so dead! Why is my timing all off? Come on, Jackaboy!
You're a real gamer, I'm a real gamer, I swear!
Why am I yelling already? The episode has just started.
Yes!
Yes!
OH, GOD YESSS!
OH, FUCK!
*Laughs*
Awe, I had it, I'll never do that again. Until I Beat it!
*Beatbox*
have it, want it.
taste it, Lick it, feel it, do anything you have to do to it to win the level, Toad!
You're my sweet, little, sexy Mushroom Boy.
You got this!
You got this, my Toader!
YEAAAAAAAH!!!
Wait, is that not it? Oh, shit.
oh shit
OHAAAAAA!
Ten seconds left in the level, that's all I need to do is beat ten more seconds of it and I got it.
I thought the end of it was before that though. whoa
Does this look, like, really impressive when you're watching it?
oh shit
(Toad) TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES. MY NAME'S TOAD
AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!
*Clears throat*
I just woke up, I can't do the voice right now! All right? Stop gettin' on my ass!
NOOO!!
I have to be perfectly timed! If I'm missin' them even once, my life's gonna flash before my eyes-
-My dad's gonna crack up the whip at me
All right, my dad sent me to Gamer College for this.
It's all over, it's all over, you don't get any more chances Toad
That's it. That's it into the firey pits of Satan's butthole you go! WOOOOH!
You got this...
Yes, yes, yes!
That was it, that was the end right there, I don't even think I had the timing down either.
Oh! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S RIGHT THERE! THAT'S THE END!
*growls*
*panting* I'm determined!
* purposefully off-key singing* I'mma ride my horse down to pony road!
*barely decipherable singing* I'mma gonna, I'mma gonna ride till I can't no more
*normal singing* I have my horses on the back, I thought I was dead, so I stopped usin' my motherfuckin' head!
This is it!
I forgot what button it was...
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay!
Yes!
That's my little Toad!
That's my little Toad! That's my little Toad! That's my little Chode! That's my little boy!
WOOH!
* Toad voice * We got it Mario. Zero seconds to go. WOW
That's a good level.
It's intense! The speedruns, man. Whohoohooohooo.
*random tongue noises*
"Parallel Universe" by GingerEd
*Chuckle* Like Ed Sheeran? - did he have a chicken nugget on his head?
This ones apparently puzzle solving.
This is nice! I like this, a nice change of pace.
Am I in the same place again
Oh. I can go down the pipe.
Okay, am I-- OOHH, cuz it's a parallel universe!
That's clever! So I come back up and out the blocks would be gone? Wow!
That's neat!
I really like that.
Okay, I can't-- wait, I can't break the blocks?
I can't break the blocks with my tiny head!
Cheeky, cheeky li'l Hobbitses!
Sneaky beakies! I got-- I got you now.
I know what you're up to!
The music's delightful.
weeee
WOOOAH!
*breathes heavily*
Maybe-- maybe, just maybe I should do this.
Maybe, just a little bit maybe! *Chuckles*
Okay, it's good. We can walk on it. We can touch it? Okay. *Sighes of relief*
All right, take your little time-- look at the space in the background, it's so lovely, it's like Mario Galaxy!
They don't really have much stuff from Mario Galaxy in this game, do they?
Wooh! Now I can do the cool shit!
Can I not go through that.
*Jack mimics Toads yell* YUEP
*Laughs* Look at his li'l feets!
He's adorable.
So now we have to go like
out over that. Ohhh!
This is fun. I love these types of levels, they're so clever!
And these are the types of ones that are, like, just a regular ass Mario level.
Don't get me wrong, the speedruns and everything are super-fun, too
But this is what Mario is all about.
aw, Yay
I'm having a good time
wee
What's that do?
Maybe there's something pertinent up here
Nope *Chuckle*, what do I do with it? I'm gonna try a little something!
HOP!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
OHHHHH!!!
Oh, so close! I can do that though, I think I get it.
I can sit in these fucking things!?!!
I could just ride it as a boat across the river-stix?!!!
Oh, my God!
Aw, man! *Chuckle*
*chuckles more*
That makes me feel stupid *Laughs*.
What was that?
Oh!
Oh, that was the end!
Ok, wee
One up man! WHOA
(Toad) Great job, Toad! We did it! Thanks, Toad!
I liked that level, but that's not to say that in a parallel universe
I would have hated that level, I think in both universes, I would have loved that level. So thank you very much, GingerEd!
Now, go back to writing songs about Galway Girls.
shake em out
Shake em out, It's speed run time. You know your boy's all about these speedruns!-- Follow the coins, okay.
Oh god, oh I'm not following them perfectly no, Oh, Jesus
okay!
ok *screams in sheer panic*
GOD I'm scared
GOD in Heaven, help me!
HELP ME
There's so much happenin'!
Save me, save me. Oh, fuck!
Give me a checkpoint or some'n, please! Oh god
*exclaims in sheer panic*
Oh, God, leave me alone!
I'm just a tiny Toad
Oh, uh oh, Oh, God! It's so scary.
WOAAAAAAAH!!!
That's so scary!
Oh, the end was right there, FUCK!
Ok, run away from them Toad,
they just want you to do drugs, say no..
Even though you're a shroom already, but whatever...
I think I broke the system I've my own-- I've my own spring now!
Look at his little legs go. *buzzing tongue noise*
*chuckles*
I need to get rid of it! I shouldn't've had it!
*sings along with the music*
Mario's supposed to be havin' a happy fun time.
Not pain and misery time?-- All right. All right, don't fuck it up this time!
Oh, I can't jump. Oh
Oh! That's how you're supposed to do that one! That's even scarier!
Okay, I'm gettin' all the coins this time.
They're all gonna be mine!
Every single-- No! I missed (messed?) one!
Does it even count as a victory anymore, then? Yes!
It does, okay? You're not taking away my victory after all of this!-- Go, go, go, go, go..
Naruto run all your way through, Toad!
(Toad) Let's go!
Ok, you got this!
You got this
you got this!
tiny boy powers!
YESS! YESS!!
Dippy dippydipy diddly-doo!
Good job, Toad, he did do a little one. He's cute.
I like it. I like all the levels, every level's good!
Everyone was a good boy. All these levels are doggos, reach the goal-- a super ball Mario! Back to Game Boy.
Awe, man!
The old style is so..
..Good...?
Am I-- am I--  sup- well, I'm Toad so I can't be super ball Mario. Is this it?
I don't know what that is.
I think I'm doing the right thing,
but I'm not sure! I'm never sure what I'm doing at all in my life!
Wow
That's kind of fun, that's cool, I like this.
Door, please, I have one key for you.
Oh, oh, it's a power door! I didn't know that was the thing. I'm learning so much!
Son of a bitch!
(sigh of relief)
oh Geez
low gravity?!
In my Video Game??!!?
This is weird,
I feel like I'm playing Jelly Mario again.
oh, yay
Take that ya stupid plant !
Yeaah!
I-I  had something cooler to say but I got distracted by my own..ineptitude--
Everybody eat my balls!
Eat-- eat Toad's balls!
Eat the Toad Chode! Okay, wait, if I bounce it off that one...
It's does nothing..wow.
Okay, get in there
get in there, break some rules!
Yeah, buddy! Hop!
Hop!
Is blue good?
blue for you?
*gasps*
It was very good!
I didn't get the one up mans!
It's all over pack it up. Go home!
The level is ruined
reach the goal in Koopa Troopa car
This one says it's an auto Mario.
Do I just have to - hold right then.
Oh, yeah
Oh, I'm not even doing anything, but this is fun
All I have to do is hold a direction this is delightful I feel like a badass who's like cheating though
it's like those TrackMania levels have ever you seen those look up like
I think it's TrackMania unlimited, auto run levels.
They are
absolutely nuts
I'd this - this makes me feel great about myself
After doing a very painful
Speedrun level of while ago
You didn't do it Toad.
all right another speed run level made by bruh
*laughs*
Bruh!
oh god. Oh
oh God
oh god.
Oh Jesus, okay
This is actually going ex-  extremely. Well, no
No, I have to jump with it there. Okay? Okay. I got way farther first time through than I thought I would
Alrighty, my brain kicked in for the first time in my life
Not up. Why was even holding up? You don't need to hold up to jump
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh No! What do I- What do I do
Oh Poopy do I have to jump on him and then throw it. Okay poopy
dooper poopy dooper
Wow the swearing demonetization on YouTube has has gotten real bad Jack saying poopy dooper now
Fiddle Gum Sticks
ok
Okay, I-I-I slow down there, I shouldn't be slowing down there
Oh God *pants*
My brain, it's like playing finger twister. My brain is like what, which buttons am I holding?
I got it. I got it
Shut up.
Got it. Got it
Got it
Got it
Got it.
Oh,
I just do a little bloop on him.
I thought I could - I could - I thought I could jump even further
I Can!!
1and then I threw it up!
I threw it up! Why?!
every single
Controller should have d-pad buttons separated out. Not in a cross
four separate buttons like the joy cons
Cuz then you can't do stupid shit like
mash up and right at the same time. You're just going right then
Maybe I should just watch over to my joy cons. I do have them for this after all
Yeah, buddy Oh God
OH BABY
Oh there's just an instinct that when you get one, you're supposed to throw it. It's like you've done the ground pick it up. Throw it
I'm so glad I did.
Yeah, another level in the bag and I switched to this
This was much easier, having just left right up and down
Man,
I feel like I do it flawlessly and then there's someone that's always better. This is a lesson for life kids
and adults and
Every single person on the planet, there's always someone better no matter how good you are
It's something there's always someone better
Look at that baby! I'm part of the 4.29 percent.
I raised the statistic
I am part of that now. I helped I'm contributing to society *chuckles*
Okay. Well, I'm gonna leave this episode of Super Mario maker 2 here. God. I love this game
It's just endless Mario fun
I love the speed run levels as - as time-consuming as they can be and as a much of a pain in the asses
They can be, like just constantly going through the motions all the time
There's still something so satisfying about getting it right because you know what to do
It's just getting the timing of it, right and that's what's super fun
And there's some really nice additions to this game now with the switches and everything
it's making the autorun levels super fun to actually play and
Just figure out and get through but look at my thing, dude. He's so cute. I'm rubbing him on the screen right now
You see you can't see this? Okay. Thank you guys
So I'm watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Like a boss! And high fives all around. *wapoosh* wapoosh*
But thank you guys that would see all you dudes
In the next video
Outro "I am everywhere by Teknoaxe
oh, yeah, strut, Oh, pop a pose, oh
