When he wasn't busy excusing
police violence this week,
Trump was defending a 17-year-old
charged with killing two people
and injuring another
in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
For someone presenting himself
as the candidate of law and order,
it's odd to defend someone
taking the law into their own hands.
Unless that's an iteration of the iconic
crime drama that I missed out on.
Trump said this of the incident.
I guess he was in very big trouble,
he would've been--
he probably would've been killed.
He was supported by the usual array
of right-wing crackpots,
with radio host Jesse Kelly claiming
the suspect is gonna have to fight off
hot, conservative chicks with a bat,
proving that these people
can bring domestic violence
into any conversation.
Trump has drawn a very clear delineation
between who has
to abide by his law and order,
and whose violence is acceptable.
He's gone from very fine people
on both sides,
to very fine people on one side.
And put it this way,
the side he's going for is not notorious
for seasoning its food.
The President travelled
to Kenosha on Tuesday,
a move which prompted
frequent use of one phrase.
The city braces
for a controversial presidential visit.
Kenosha officials tonight
bracing for the President's
planned visit tomorrow.
For a lot of people tomorrow,
I think they're bracing
for what's to come.
I'm not sure
you're doing great as president
if people need to brace for your arrival.
If people need to brace for you,
you're either a plane crash
or a natural disaster.
It won't be long before schools in America
start having active Trump drills.
Okay, kids, hide under your desks,
and we'll distract him
with this KFC bucket.
What's clear is the President
only arrived in Kenosha
to condemn the violence
he hadn't personally,
explicitly or implicitly, authorised.
And the pictures that emerged
from that visit were troubling.
It looks like what remains of a restaurant
after the owner just asked Trump
to watch the grill for a minute.
If this picture were a painting,
it would be titled My Bad.
Look, at this stage,
there are very few ways to make sense
of Donald Trump's re-election campaign.
He stood firmly against mail-in voting,
saying it would encourage voter fraud.
Until Wednesday,
when he instructed voters
to commit voter fraud.
Let them send it in,
and let them go vote,
and if their system's
as good as they say it is,
then obviously they won't be able to vote.
If it isn't tabulated,
they'll be able to vote.
So that's the way it is.
Ah, in order to defeat the voter fraud,
you must first become the voter fraud.
It makes sense.
I'm so concerned about security
at my local bank
that my only choice is to test them.
Fundamentally,
Trump is only really concerned
with what's going on
insofar as it affects him personally,
like a child,
or like me, when I think
about the long-term future of Quibi.
Fingers crossed, daddy needs a new yacht!
