I understand your point, but to dedicate
an entire amendment to firearms?
Perhaps more discussion is needed.
[Martha] Hey boys, just checking to see if you wanted any snacks!
Martha, your timing is perfect!
How do you feel about an amendment guaranteeing that all Americans should have the right to bear arms?
Hmm... it seems swell now but...
have you considered that in time, guns
will become too powerful?
Explain.
In the future there could be a gun that fires... 500 rounds per minute or
kills from 1,000 yards away perhaps even more deadly!
You're right, Martha!
Weaponry that powerful... that deadly... is...
Badass.
Totally badass.
We must include the amendment!
No George, I think you misunderstood.
Martha, please! I simply could not sleep at night knowing...
I was responsible for preventing our future
countrymen from possessing firepower that...
Badass.
I shall include it immediately. Is "badass" one, or two words?
Wait let's think about this. People won't
take your constitution seriously if you include that.
You're right. We'll need to lie. Let's say everyone needs guns because...
To protect them from the
government!
[George] Well no one will be stupid enough to believe that!
[Martha] Enough!
I'm sorry George, but I must oppose this with every fiber of my being.
I will leave you to your work, but please, think on my words carefully.
I don't think women should be
allowed to vote.
Agreed.
[George Washington] 500 rounds per minute! Can you
imagine something so goddamn cool?!
[Thomas Jefferson] Dude that sounds sick is fuck!
[George] I'd be shooting
those British dickheads like...
Pew! Pew! Pewpewpew!
[Thomas and George] [makes child gun noises]
Die, you British bitch!
