Oh yes, The Beaver.
Few animals comprehend the importance of the
preservation of order as much as the
beaver. This adaptability makes them
quite unique and valuable within the
animal kingdom, which has allowed our
beaver friends to co-exist alongside
mankind for millennia. Utilizing their
high levels of construction and fishing
skills, beavers have designated
themselves as the guardians and arbiters
of our precious waterways. Beavers are
often found congregating amongst various
oceans, wetlands, forests, pools, and swamps,
where they undertake the construction of
massive underwater sunken cities.These
beaver fabrications, established safety
protocols that provide an opportunity
for safe harbor, as well as create a
place where beavers can conduct beaver
research and gather beaver intelligence.
But why would beavers do this? Well,
for eons and eons, it eluded all of
mankind. But scientists now know for certain
the reasoning behind the beaver's secrecy
and seclusion. The beavers were
preparing for the end of days,
the final hour, the zombpocalypse.
Realizing the terrible danger humanity was
facing, beavers gathered together to
expedite the creation of a network of
underwater intelligence arrays, that
spread knowledge throughout the land, via
the production of informational videos
and guides. These networks also allowed
for the safe collection and analysis of
captured soul bounties, which were the
spiritual energy remnants left behind by
the beasts from the nether realm, after
having been defeated at the hands of
brave humans in the contaminated fields
of evil. The beavers work in the
creation and usage of these educational
videos and networks, contributed greatly
towards the complete eradication of evil
and spooky scary things, and assisted in
the safeguarding of all humanity
throughout the swamp lands of the
American homeland, and eventually across
the entire modern world, with liberty and
justice for all.
When beavers are not working on their
research, they can often be found
utilizing their knowledge in the
production of advanced defensive
fortifications. They make use of their
carpentry skills in the assembly of cute
traps, that protect and serve as markings
to guide and protect human beings in these very chaotic times
With the help of the exceptionally kawaii beaver friends,
human beings will surely defeat these
creepy eldritch monsters threatening the
sanctity of our precious planet.
Unfortunately however, this particular
beaver seems to have stolen my sandwich
from my luncheon pack.
Simply dreadful.
