Nice to meet you. I'm Hoobaba Schnitzel,
jack of all trades. Are you tired of waking up every day
and thinking, "Man! Boy, do I need a
good, quality, gourmet dance instructor."
Well, fear no more, because Hoobaba Schnitzel,
me, is here to instruct your dancing.
I'll teach you to be the coolest dancer I ever did see!
I'll teach you to dance in styles such as Boogie Oogie Oogie,
Try Hard,
Traditional Irish Jig.
Are you tired of not being the best dancer of your generation?
Then don't wait! Call now for your
close to free dance instruction thing.
(music)
the bar
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