- [Courtney] Oh wait,
that's the coolest way
to do an eye mask.
Sarah, we should do this!
- The other side. Might
as well finish him off.
(overlapping chatter)
- [Ian] Ooh, yeah.
- [Smosh] Eat it or yeet it!
- All right! So, as you
can see by the title,
we're going to do our own version
of the vegan food challenge.
- You're telling me this
all comes from Las Vegas?
- Yeah, basically Vegas challenge.
All the Las Vegans out there,
this episode's for you.
Is all vegan food good?
- This is all stuff I
eat all the time, anyway.
- Really? Are you vegan?
- I'm vegetarian, but I lean
towards vegan as much as I can.
(overlapping agreement)
- Wow.
(group applauds)
- Thank you, thank you.
- [Courtney] Here are the rules:
First to ding the bell eats the dish
That person is then out and
safe for the rest of the game
Last person standing eats the big bite
which is either the best or
the worst dish of the game.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Today we have a very special
guest. We've got Jacky.
(group cheers)
- You may have seen Jacky.
She's been in a few sketches.
Especially my favorite,
Every Library Ever.
- [Jacky] Welcome to baby reading hour!
(cheering)
Today's book Doctor Scream
and the Loud Monsters!
(screaming)
- All right, so how are you
feeling going into this, Jacky?
Have you got any strategies?
Are you ready for this?
- This is one of my favorite
shows to watch, FYI.
So, I've seen every episode...
I'm a little nervous.
I was very excited when Garrett was like,
"Hey, come through."
And I was like, "Okay. I'm ready."
But, honestly, I'm sweating
right now. I'm very warm.
I'm getting nervous.
- There's a lot of sweating on this show.
Sometimes it's provoked by the foods,
sometimes just by utter nervousness.
(upbeat jazz music)
- Are you guys ready for round one?
(group agrees)
- I'm ready.
- Five, four, three, two, one!
- [Keith] That looks delicious.
- [Mari] It smells like gravy.
(bell rings)
- That smells--
- Smells like gravy.
- [Ian] And it's blocked
by this very large thing.
- [Mari] What's this?
- [Keith] I don't know
what's on the inside.
- It looks like a plant laid an egg,
and inside that's the plant yolk.
- [Ian] Okay, so Garrett,
how do I eat this?
Do I take some of the
roll-y part? Do I take--
- [Damien] Get it all, my dude.
- Get a bite of everything.
- Okay
- Can we take a moment to...
This is beautiful.
- [Courtney] Yeah, this
is excellent plating.
- [Mari] Oh, it's hard?
- [Ian] Oh gosh, it doesn't want to cut.
Do I eat the outside? Is this skin of a--
- [Garrett] Yeah.
- Okay.
- That looks really good...
- [Damien] I am thankful
for Ian taking this.
- This is a very large bite.
- Yeah it is.
- Are you ready?
- Three, two, one!
- [Courtney] Yeah. Just... that's so good.
(Ian mumbles in approval)
- Oh my god, it's that good? Oh, no!
(group cheers)
- Tell me!
- What is it?
- It's a vegan Thanksgiving kind of thing.
So I'm guessing this is a...
this appears to be gravy and stuffing,
so I'm guessing this is
supposed to be a vegan turkey?
- That's so cute!
- Yeah that's nice!
- That's what I have every year!
- It's actually very lovely.
- Does anybody else want to try it?
(overlapping agreement)
- You don't have to do the
whole-ass bite but you guys can--
- If I got this plate,
and this was real meat,
I'd much rather know
that it's not real meat.
- [Jacky] Is it wrapped
in meat, or is it bread?
What is that?
- [Ian] It's like a...
I don't know what it is.
- That's really good. Yeah,
real talk, that's really good.
- Yeah? Is it salty, is it sweet?
- I'm getting some savory, some salty
It's a little salty because you can tell
there's sodium there, probably
to preserve the vegan meat.
(laughter)
But it's savory.
- [Ian] It tastes like a stuffing...
it's a whole Thanksgiving meal
wrapped up in a weird thing.
- It's really good.
- Do you want to try it, Jacky?
- I'll try some. I don't think--
- [Mari] It's good!
- Jacky's not going to like this.
(group exclaims in confusion)
- [Damien] What do you mean?
- Do you like vegan stuff?
- I don't, honestly--
- Yeah, the texture's going
to mess you up. Don't eat it.
- No, eat it!
- Hey, don't decide for her!
- [Mari] That's how you
build a good immune system.
- I do love gravy.
- I definitely did not tell
Jacky to not eat it. (laughs)
- Yeah, you just did!
- Oh, this isn't bad.
(overlapping chatter)
- [Keith] You like it? Really?
- All right, this is a pretty good start.
You guys want to know what you
just consumed to your body?
- [Keith] Yes!
- Okay, what we've got
here is a fauxducken.
It's tofurkey, fake chicken and fake duck.
- [Mari] Fake dog?
- Oh, I think I got the fake duck.
- What's the outer part,
is that the turkey?
- [Courtney] That must be the--
- The turkey.
- Wait, so it's a turducken?
- Yeah, so I guess it
would be a furducken.
- Yeah... A fauxducken!
- Ian, you are safe
from the game! Good job!
(upbeat jazz music)
- [Courtney] Let us begin!
Five, four, three, two one!
- It's some ice.
- It is ice.
- [Ian] It looks like gelatin--
(bell rings)
- If it's ice, then just eat the ice.
- I was going to wait for the big bite
and I know I said I'm weird with textures,
so that's why I did this
because that looks like
either gelatin or ice
and I've never seen anything like it
So today is the day I confront my fear.
- This looks like a plant skin.
- Just eat the middle part.
- Don't eat the green?
Is this the same as the middle part?
Should I just go for the middle boy?
(food squelches)
(group yells in disgust)
- [Keith] That ain't ice! That is not ice!
- I have a thought of
what this could be...
- [Ian] I think I know what it is.
- Well, I'm going to give it a shot.
(Courtney yells in horror)
- [Mari] It looks like a blister pad!
- Ready?
- Three, two, one!
- [Keith] Oh, man.
- So, how do you feel?
- Texturally? the weirdest
thing I've ever had.
Taste-wise? It's good!
(group exclaims in confusion)
It's like a spicy--
- What?
- It's like a diet onion...
Onion-flavored La Croix!
- You're not selling it.
- [Keith] No, I don't want La Croix.
- [Jacky] I don't want any of that
(group gasps)
- Yeah, all right.
- It's diet onion. That's
all it is! It's not bad.
- It's got little teeth on the green part,
which is probably why
you don't want to eat it.
- Yeah, wow. I have a
thought on what that could be
but it's different from
what I expected it to be.
So I thought it was going to be like
a cross section of an aloe situation.
That's not bad. There's
no way that's that.
- I don't think that's aloe.
- It looks like a glycerine plant.
- Yeah, it's really interesting.
My throat feels very
sap-y, though. It's weird.
- A little bit of it got
into the back of my throat
It's kind of bitter.
It's yolk-y. I kind of have to spit--
- If I spat in your mouth right now,
it would feel the same way.
- Yeah, exactly, and I don't like that.
Because this isn't my spit.
- [Mari] You tasted it?
- Yeah, it's like...
when you didn't know how to
make out when you were younger
and it's like (squelching)
(group erupts into laughter)
- Stop it!
- Are you guys ready to
learn what you just consumed?
- Yeah.
- This is aloe leaf.
- It is!
- Straight up aloe leaf.
- Wow. But I didn't
expect aloe to have that
it's not spicy, but there's
this earthy spice to it.
- [Keith] It's bitter.
- Because I'd only had aloe drink,
I expected it to be sweet.
- [Courtney] Oh wait,
that's the coolest way
to do an eye mask.
Sarah, we should do this!
- The other side. Might
as well finish him off.
(overlapping chatter)
- [Ian] Ooh, yeah.
- I can actually use that for my knuckles
because I've got eczema
- You may have got eczema, buddy,
but you're also safe from the game!
(overlapping cheering)
- Thank you! Wow!
(upbeat jazz music)
- [Courtney] Are you guys
ready for round three?
Round three here we go!
- Five, four, three two, one!
(bell rings)
(group exclaims in surprise)
- Hands on the table! Hands on the table!
- [Garrett] That was before!
- I think that was before!
- That was before! That
was definitely before!
- Hands on the table.
All of you, get them on.
(bouncy synth music)
- Are you ready?
- Feels like a Mexican stand off.
- Ready, Set--
- You can just say stand off that's rude.
- Go!
(bell rings)
(overlapping yelling)
- I was there before you--
- I think it was him.
- You got it, but I was there before you.
I don't know how that happened.
(slow motion yelling)
- I love cucumbers. Pickles
I'm on the fence with,
but I love pickle juice.
- Do you want to pull one out,
and show the camera what it looks like?
- [Mari] Yeah. The thing is, they're pink.
(Courtney exclaims in disgust)
- [Mari] It's maroon down there.
- Is Kool-Aid vegan?
- It's the same color as your hair.
- It's meant to be.
- Okay, ready?
- Three, two, one!
- [Keith] Come on, Jesus.
- [Courtney] That's a big bite.
(group murmurs in anticipation)
- [Damien] Uh oh. Confusion.
- Is it sweet? It's sweet?
- I'm getting a lot of pickled taste.
- Good. Probably good,
when you eat a pickle.
- I'm getting more of
something that's meaty...
Not a meat taste...
I'm going to take another
bite because this is weird.
(Laughter)
- [Ian] Is it a savory kind of flavor?
- Yeah, savory. This is really good.
I don't hate it.
But I think it's partly
because I do like pickle juice.
This is really juicy.
- Does anybody else want
to do a little tasty taste?
- I'll try one.
- I'm probably not going to go for it.
I'm not the biggest pickle fan.
- Do you want to Lady
and the Tramp it with me?
- I'm all set.
(dramatic melancholic music)
- [Courtney] Oh, that's dark.
- I don't know what it could possibly be.
- It tastes like a sweet-ass pickle.
- It's kind of sweet. Definitely juicy.
Tastes like pickle, but the
juice is making it really sweet.
It could be Kool-Aid.
- I've heard of Kool-Aid pickles,
I've seen it one one of those
terrible life hack videos.
- Wait really?
- Really?
- No way!
- I was making a joke about Kool-Aid,
I going to feel bad if a spoiled it.
- All right, guys.
Ready to learn what you
guys munchie-munched on?
All right, that is the Kool-Aid pickles!
(group exclaims in excitement)
- Damien!
- I thought I was making a joke!
- No, it looks like--
- You've actually had them before.
- Can I take this home with me?
- You can take that home.
(group cheers)
- Are you drinking it? Oh!
- Too sweet!
(upbeat jazz music)
- [Courtney] Just you two.
- Just us two?
- Just us two.
- One vs one
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready? (scoffs)
- Hands one the table.
- Five, four, three, two, one!
(bell rings)
(group cheers)
- [Ian] Keith is so mad!
- To be fair, Keith, you were really slow.
- I hope you enjoy that.
- I was like, I don't
want to do the big bite
whatever was going to be under
here, I'm going to go for it
but I would like regular spring rolls.
- [Mari] Why's it so dark?
- Here's why I think you made
a terrible choice, Jacky.
Garrett is a very proud vegan,
and, therefore, wants
to show off veganism.
So I think the big bite
is going to be amazing,
and the one right before it
is going to be hot garbage.
- Okay. Thank you so
much, Damien. (laughs)
- No you got it, Jacky. I'm proud of you.
- It's swimming in some
kind of black liquid.
- [Mari] The sauce isn't supposed to be
on the inside, Garrett.
- Oh, what?
- [Courtney] Okay, ready?
- [Mari] It's a lot of sauce.
- Three, two, one!
- [Keith] No!
- [Mari] Oh, it's dripping.
- [Courtney] Chomp chomp, you got this.
- [Mari] It's so much sauce.
- Oh, vegetables. Okay, that's cool.
(laughter)
- Okay, it's kind of
like... when I took a bite
(laughter)
- Okay, you can chew.
- I could smell that very spicy smell.
- It feels like I'm taking
a bite out of a swamp.
(group exclaims in disgust)
- Not a swamp!
- It's a lot of crunchy
vegetables in here.
I don't know what that
sauce is but it's like--
- [Keith] (whispering) swamp water.
(laughter)
- It's like a swamp. I thought
it was going to be spicy.
It's not spicy, but there's
just a lot of texture.
But the thing that's tripping
me out is on the outside.
The covering, this is what I don't like.
I don't like this gelatinous stuff.
There's just a lot of
textures in my mouth.
- Oh, the rice paper?
- Is it rice paper? I don't know.
- Is it sweet or salty?
- I feel like you would hate this,
because you're like, "I hate vegetables"
- I didn't say that!
- [Robotic Voiceover] My name
is Damien. I hate vegetables.
- We can give you part of this.
- You can wipe your
hand on the tablecloth.
- [Mari] Oh, it's so slippery.
(laughter)
- [Damien] Swamp sauce?
- I don't like bell peppers.
- [Courtney] Oh that's
what's in there? Oh, shoot.
- I think it's bell peppers--
- It's swampy!
- [Ian] Some mint in there--
- This is swampy!
- Okay, what you just consumed
was weird spring rolls
(laughter)
- The ingredients are rice
paper, mint, bean sprouts,
and I'm sure there's bell
peppers in there, and molasses.
(group exclaims in agreement)
- Molasses?
- Why the molasses?
- What do you mean why the molasses?
Why anything on this show?
- Congratulations, Jacky.
- Thank you.
- You're safe.
(group cheers)
(upbeat jazz music)
- Would you like to still ring the bell?
- Yeah?
(awkward silence)
- Cool, all right.
- Five, four, three, two, one!
(bell rings)
- Wow, you did the thing.
- This looks awesome.
- It looks like a little Lunchables thing.
(group murmurs in approval)
- This looks great. All right, here we go.
All right, ready?
- Three, two, one!
- I literally saw you shake.
- That was very hard.
- This is bomb.
(explosion sound effect)
(group cheers)
- This is so good.
- [Ian] What is it?
- This is a regular-ass vegan cookie.
- It looks like a
deconstructed animal cookie.
- It's great. I just knew the inside
was going to be filled
with some fake meat.
- I thought it was going to
be mayonnaise or something.
- Oh, it's so good. Really
good. I think I might go vegan!
(dramatic triumphant music)
- All right, guys, now
that we all chowed down on
some deliciousness,
this is vegan dunkaroos.
It's just cookies and frosting, guys!
(group cheers)
- What a nice way to finish
off this episode, huh?
(group exclaims in agreement)
- I don't even like sweets, for real.
- Wow. Jacky you killed it.
(group cheers)
- Good job, Keith, you won!
(group cheers)
- I won? I won!
- You got to the big bite and
ate it, you didn't yeet it.
- Is this the first time I didn't?
- [Sarah] This is the first episode
where no one yeeted.
- Oh, yeah. Nobody yeeted.
- (mockingly) You did that
on purpose, the vegan agenda.
- Actually, no. The aloe tasted very bad.
And you're just a weirdo.
- Okay guys, great job to everyone.
You guys did great. You enjoy this food.
And great job to you for
watching this whole video!
What? You did that, You really did that.
And if you want to keep the streak going,
we've got a video that we
picked for you right over there.
And then, YouTube has another one
in case that's not enough for you.
- Wow, another one?
- They picked it all.
We've got some more eat or
yeets, we've got some other shows
where we just like to eat
stuff, and whack stuff,
and just laugh together like this
(some of them laugh exaggeratedly)
- Friendship goodie
goodie bye bye! (laughs)
- What did you-
- (in unison) Friendship
goodie goodie bye bye!
- That's our new sign off.
