- I know what you are.
- What d-...
what do you mean?
- You're a vampire.
- A what?
*ZAP*
Are you crazy?!
*chucks garlic*
I thought we talked about this;
just because I'm allergic to garlic,
doesn't make me a vampire,
YOU B*TCH!
- Well, why do you speak so differently then?
- I was born in London!
- Well, why do you have super strength
and you're like super fast?
- Well, I do cross-fit 3 x times a week.
- Ooooh...
well...
I've always wanted to try cross-fit,
you think I can join some time?
- Of course!
We train every Monday,
and you get a free
T-shirt when you join!
- Sweet!
*nice*
BEEP!
*Spooky owl*
*wtf was that?*
*SWOOSH*
*glass breaks*
*MUNCH*
*Disgust*
- EUGH!
- What the hell, you dumb vampire?!
- Your blood tastes like SH*T!
What blood type are you?
- I don't know... uh...
AB+?
- I only drink A+ or B+...
AB+ is for pEaSaNTs.
- Might also be this crack I took 2 minutes
ago.
*and I oop*
0_0
BEEP!
- You better leave her alone, Edward.
- Please, Jacob!
- It's Joseph, Brittney...
- And I'm not Brittney.
I'm BELLA!
- Jacob!
- Joseph.
- You'll never be the one for Brittney!
- Not...
Jacob.
- And I JUST told him, I'm Bella!
- You wanna fight, you vampire punk?
- OH, I will, TAKE YOU DOWN!
*intense staring intensifies*
Hsss!
- PLeAsseeE you GuUyyS!
DOn't dO it!
dOn't DO it!
...
AHSS!!
*transforming*
- I thought you said you were a werewolf,
Jacob?!
- I'm a
were-llama.
- A South American rip-off...
- Excuse me?!
That is extremely specie-ist;
I can't believe
in 2020 we still have to experience...
- Whatever, you Llama Lloser.
Ugh!
I'm outta here.
...
- Now I can kill her?
- Yeah, whatever...
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