- [Rob] Bro, we're just a
couple Waldo's, Waldoing.
- [Audience] Oh!
- Bro, is this his best
friend or a (beep) convention?
- [Chanel] I think it's
a Waldo convention.
- [Steelo] There's so many Waldo's!
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] No, no.
- [Steelo] There's a Waldo
outside taking a smoke break.
(Chanel laughing)
- Give it up for our guest Margie Plus!
(audience applauding)
Okay look, how would you guys
describe your friendship?
- Bad bitches.
Together we are two
bad bitches.
- Bad bitches.
- Whoa, (beep) okay.
(audience laughing)
Damn.
- It's like you come in like this
and you come in like this and we just.
(Chanel laughing)
- Okay, so when you guys
are together, like does,
do you ever get separated?
Would you ever let one of
the bad B's off on her own?
- Yeah yeah yeah.
Well, she does get lost sometimes.
(audience laughing)
'Cause she is, like real talk.
Like I will lose Chanel at a party.
I'll be like lookin' around.
- Well I'm short, and I, you know.
- She is short.
- Sometimes I gotta like have
somebody like lift me up,
like aye, can you help me find my friend?
- For real, for real.
And I glow in the dark
so you can't miss me.
- I'm literally like, where's her hair?
Trying to find her.
(audience laughing)
- Now would you consider
each other ride or die?
- Yes.
- Oh, 100%.
- 100%, yes.
- Yeah yeah yeah, at this point.
- I love that.
Dedicated to a friendship like yours,
a whole category Ride
or Dies, take a look.
(audience applauding)
Yeah, get those fingers in there.
- [Audience] Ugh!
- [Rob] You're my girl.
It's the 4th of July.
Get this beer out of me.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Margie] I would do that for you.
- Would you really?
- Yeah, girl.
- That's so nice.
- I wash my hands.
- Oh man, for real.
- Because honestly.
- [Rob] Sometimes you gotta puke.
- I might need you for that one.
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] Hey girl, take a beer.
Appreciate it, hey.
(audience applauding)
You take a beer.
You take a beer, you take a beer.
- Girl you thirsty?
I got you!
(audience laughing)
- Cheat on my friend?
- [Audience] Oh!
- Oh oh.
- I would do that too, though.
- I feel, I mean.
I feel like you could take,
my boyfriend's name is Rob,
so let's be clear.
- We love him.
- I feel like you could
take on Rob easily though.
I couldn't take on Harold.
(audience laughing)
- He's a softy baby, you can take him.
- Okay, go head.
- Wait for you.
- Don't ever do that.
Hey best friend!
- [Rob] What's up?
- [Girl] Best friend, get up!
- [Rob] Let's get to work.
(Chanel laughing)
- Yes, yes, instantly!
Instantly, uh-huh.
That's some real (beep).
Just pop up and know you got a fight.
- Hey best friend!
(audience laughing)
Get up.
- [Margie] And god bless,
he has no clue why.
No clue why but he's
like, I'm a beat yo ass.
(audience laughing)
- Look at your body.
Look at the fact that you have huge tits,
a beautiful face and a skinny body.
(audience laughing)
You're amazing.
- [Rob] Awe!
- That really makes me wanna cry.
(audience applauding)
That's a real friend.
- This is a best friend.
- I feel like she don't
even know her though.
(audience laughing)
Feel like she just met
her drunk in the bathroom.
(audience laughing)
- I just love that she breathes,
she finally accepts it.
You're right.
- She did.
She really did.
(Chanel laughing)
She's like Tony Robbins
of the (beep) bathroom.
(audience laughing)
Motivational speaking in the bathroom.
(audience laughing)
- [Margie] You right.
- You're amazing.
- Dingo.
- Yes.
- When we're in a session
and we're having energy,
it's always about like,
you do it and then I'll
do it right after you.
I'm gonna follow you up.
You do that?
- That's what good friends do.
You push each other,
you motivate each other.
We're all friends.
We like to see our friends do good.
- [Rob] Preach it, man.
- We're not haters.
- What we're basically trying to say here
is when you're hanging out with
your friends and he does it,
You want to do it too.
Follow You Up.
Ah, okay cool.
Jumping off the wall?
Think I'm a go through it.
- [Audience] Oh!
Following your friends
is a whole lot harder
when there's a crowd of people watching.
- [Audience] Oh!
(laughing)
I'm going to do a full
purpose flip over this gap.
You should try a flip and a quarter.
Perfect!
Here we go, getting psyched.
Big guy in a fedora.
Nice, that's pretty easy,
I can follow that up.
Apparently not.
(laughing)
- How do you let him be
more athletic than you?
- [Rob] Awe, that was nothing.
Let me show you how a real man does it.
- [Man] Oh!
- [Rob] Okay, jump the fuel
tank, grab the wall, all right.
Jump the fuel tank, crush my balls.
(Chanel laughing)
Just doin' some parkour,
me and my best buddy.
Let's see what you got partner.
Oh, a whole lot of ball smack.
Oh, that's good, nice form.
- [Dingo] Very nice form.
- [Rob] Oh nice.
And, nuts in your back.
- [Audience] Oh!
- He power nutted this
guy's neck into the ground.
- Look how high he gets.
Can we get a pause on how high he gets?
- Power.
- Look at that.
- Power flip.
Two in-sync guys having a good time.
You're down, waiting for him to go over.
Nope, nuts on the back of your head.
(Chanel laughing)
Putting your face right into the sand.
Go ahead.
Bam!
(beep)
Yeah, yeah.
Oh (beep), you just put
your nuts in my neck
and put my face in the sand.
(Chanel laughing)
I'm a man who has slammed on the ground
many times in his life, okay.
And every time you're with your friends
and you (beep) pack the ground, right?
They're always like, ah (beep) you good?
And even when you're (beep),
you're like, I'm good.
Right?
(audience laughing)
- Those are good friends though.
- [Rob] Yeah, 'cause you're like.
- My friends ain't ask me if
I'm good, they laughing first.
(audience laughing)
And then come to check me out.
- Yeah look, there's a range.
Some, your nicer friends are immediate,
the other friends like,
oh (beep), are you good?
(audience laughing)
There's that friend,
then of course there's
oh my (beep), you see this (beep) guy?
(audience laughing)
Are you good?
Right, there's degrees of it.
And you lie, right?
You really just do a quick check.
I don't think anything's broke, I'm good.
Just like everybody in this
category, You're Not Good.
Take a look.
(audience applauding)
Cowabunga!
Oh!
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Man] You all right, Sandy?
- I'm good.
- You all right, Sandy?
- Guy's name Sandy?
- [Rob] I don't know, is he clowning him?
- [Man] You all right, Sandy?
- I'm good.
- You all right, Sandy?
(audience laughing)
- [Steelo] You not good.
When that's about to happen, you not good.
- [Audience] Oh!
Bruh!
- [Man] I'm good.
- [Man] No you're not.
- [Rob] I'm good.
No you're not!
Look how far apart they are.
This mother (beep) jumps up
here, to (beep) karate chop him.
(audience laughing)
- [Steelo] What did you do to him?
- [Rob] Man, sneaky karate horse.
- [Chanel] Oh my God.
- [Man] No you're not.
- [Rob] Uh-oh.
Oh, just me and myself.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Steelo] He lucky he passed out.
- [Man] Max, you all right?
- [Max] I'm good, I got it.
- You see them toes?
- [Rob] What were those toes doin'?
- [Steelo] He passed out and busting up
at the same time right here.
(Chanel laughing)
- [Rob] Ah man.
You got it, bro.
(screaming)
- [Audience] Oh!
- How do you miss the whole table though?
- It like right here.
- [Steelo] It's right there!
(screaming)
(Chanel laughing)
(crickets chirping)
I love the crickets.
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] Ah man.
- Because nobody cares.
- Nah, I'm good bro.
- Nah, I'm good bro.
Thanks for asking, I'm good bro.
Silence from all friends, just crickets.
(audience applauding)
- Okay Bam, we have a
category on this show
called your friend's a (beep), okay.
And I believe that you're
the pioneer of this.
- I mean, sure.
I'll take a little bit of credit.
- Give him credit, give him credit.
(audience applauding)
Okay, check this out.
This isn't like, oh, this
is something he used to do.
He brought footage of him
being a dick to his friend
not even two days ago.
Take a look at this.
- [Bam] He made us miss our flights twice,
so this is what he gets.
- [Rob] And then what you get for it.
- [Audience] Oh!
- Okay, what went on his face?
- It was in Florida, so it
was a bunch of hot trash.
And just Millionaire's wet beer cans.
- Ugh.
- I don't know if this is true,
but I heard Floridians
(beep) in trashcans.
(audience laughing)
- It was right by the
beach and I did see a bum,
it could of happened.
(audience laughing)
- All right, ode to you,
the very fun category of
Your Friend's A (beep).
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
- [Man] Yeah, come on in.
- [Rob] Come on in, man.
How bout I punch you in the (beep)?
- [Audience] Oh!
- Ah, I'm having so much
fun, I touched your (beep).
(audience laughing)
Teeter totters.
- [Audience] Oh!
Oh!
- [Rob] This dude learned from you.
This is a pure fan.
- Well the jokes on him because
he wasted all that beer.
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] Duck.
(Chanel laughing)
This is strange.
Oh my God, does it hurt?
Oh, now it does!
How bout a little bit of this?
- Chicken (beep)!
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] (beep) you, bitch!
- Payback Ben!
(audience laughing)
- You know the violent person
with the bat's hiding the deepest.
- [Audience] Oh!
- She's so violent.
- Yo!
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Man] What the (beep)?
(audience laughing)
- His whole ass is out.
- The scary thing is,
is he obviously wears this thing a lot
if he's got a tan line like that.
(audience laughing)
I'm gonna get my shoes off for this one.
It's gonna be crazy.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Steelo] You're (beep), a real (beep).
He has a real ass scorpion.
His foot really taps back in his head.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Steelo] Look at that.
A real ass scorpion right there.
- I can barely see it,
it's like a ghost, man.
- I didn't even know you can scorpion it
right against a wall either.
- This is mega (beep) ass (beep).
This is your friend's a (beep) face.
(audience laughing)
- I would delete him from my friends list.
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] Okay Harry,
saw a interview where you,
a pretty interesting
thing you did last year,
where you were instructed by a mentor monk
to meet five people every single day.
- Yes, it was like a test.
I did this like 365 day
self-transformation test.
- [Rob] Yeah.
- And so like six months of the test
was meet five new people a day,
get their information and learn about them
and ask them questions.
Don't really like talk about yourself.
- For how long?
- For like six months.
- [Rob] Oh, so it was.
- So you met a lot of people.
- Yeah.
So I just met five new people a day
and just had to talk life with them
and then like exchange my number.
And then if they needed anything,
kind of be there for them.
- Did you have to block anybody?
Were you like, okay, this
is (beep) weird, I gotta.
(audience laughing)
- I feel bad because
what if they needed me.
- Yeah but you got to
protect yourself too.
- No at the end of the day, it's like,
I just met the girl from
Ralph's the other day
and she'll (beep) pick
up and she'll talk to me.
(Chanel laughing)
Literally, she'll pick up anytime.
Yeah so.
- Look, meeting friends
isn't quite as easy
as sometimes you see
people in the streets.
You just want to walk right past them.
Everybody in this category
trying to find new friends,
we call it Friend Request, take a look.
(audience applauding)
How are you?
Hi.
- Bro.
- Hello.
Hello, how are you?
- [Audience] Oh!
- There's one person that you just don't
want to be friends with,
everybody else is like, hello, hello.
- [Steelo] The one girl is like nah homey.
- Oh man.
- Not today.
- Pause it.
That says cover in brown
if you wannna get down.
(audience laughing)
Okay, go ahead, where
are you gonna put that?
Let me know, bro.
- [Man] What the (beep)!
(Chanel laughing)
(audience laughing)
Just looking for a friend, man.
Just looking for some new friends, hello!
- [Audience] Oh!
Hi guys, can I go where you're going?
(audience laughing)
- [Steelo] I mean, you ruined their boat,
but other than that.
- [Rob] Yeah, but you
definitely got two new friends.
(audience laughing)
Oh, okay, here we go.
- [Steelo] This looks
uncomfortable already.
- [Rob] Here we go, a little bit, uh oh.
- [Steelo] Oh no, that hand's moving.
That hand's moving.
- [Rob] Oh, they're locked up.
(romantic music)
(audience laughing)
And just like that,
we have two brand new friends.
We'll be right back with
more Ridiculousness.
(audience applauding)
- I'm assuming each of you guys
have multiple best friends.
- Yes.
- [Rob] Right.
- Ah, yeah.
- [Rob] Right, but there's certainly.
(Chanel laughing)
There's certainly one
at the bottom, right?
- What do you mean, like bottom?
- Like one of, like.
- You know, like a (beep) best friend.
(audience laughing)
(Chanel laughing)
I'm talking you got your
main number one best friend.
Who's always doing things right.
Ride or die, always reliable, always.
Then you've got your other best friend
down on the bottom here's,
kind of a dick, right?
(audience laughing)
- It's true.
- It is true.
- [Steelo] It's so true.
- Right.
- Oh (beep), now my
friend's are gonna be like,
how what, you talkin' bout me?
- Yeah, which one, aye,
Chanel's friends, one
of you is on the bottom.
(Chanel laughing)
- If you on the bottom you
know you on the bottom, right?
- Yeah, well whoever you are,
which one of you of Chanel's friends,
you better talk to her about
how on the bottom you are,
and you better start
working your way back up.
(audience laughing)
Everybody in this category is literally
the worst best friend, take a look.
(audience applauding)
- Bro we're just a couple
of Waldos, Waldoing.
- [Audience] Oh!
- Bro, is this his best friend
or is this a (beep) convention.
- [Chanel] I think it's
a Waldo convention.
- [Steelo] There's so many Waldo's.
There's a Waldo outside
taking a smoke break.
(Chanel laughing)
- When you get together and Waldo off,
you're all a bunch of
Waldos, you know what I mean.
(audience laughing)
Well, later!
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Oh, oh!
- Hey that was (beep) up.
- (beep) up and he's stuck.
- That person's literally stuck (beep)!
- [Chanel] Yo that could really hurt too.
- Yeah, like what.
- That's like splinters
all in your face and neck.
- All up in your esophagus.
You can't be mad at me,
we know each other since junior high.
(audience laughing)
Cool.
Yay!
Oh my God, you did it.
You fit right through there, anyway.
- [Audience] Oh!
- And he's like, I (beep) hate you.
You're (beep) so good at everything.
(audience laughing)
- He's in the middle though.
'Cause he felt bad instantly.
- [Rob] No no.
- It's not in his nature
to be a (beep) best friend.
(Chanel laughing)
- [Audience] Oh!
- That's a (beep) best friend, bro.
(audience laughing)
- Hope you enjoy your wedding day.
(Chanel laughing)
- It's like she mad.
Bitch, you told me
there was no dress code.
(audience laughing)
- [Rob] Here we go.
Here we go.
Final play the game.
For the win.
What's it going be?
Oh, oh.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Oh man.
- Oh you gotta (beep) him up.
- [Rob] Man, I mean.
- I love him though.
He really was clapped,
acting like he was in it.
And then just was like ah!
- Yeah, he's like, anyway.
There you have it for worst, best friend.
(audience applauding)
- Well, most pets are your
best friends forever, right?
- Uh-huh.
But if you got pets like you got,
they're Beast Friends
Forever, take a look.
♪ Why why why ♪
♪ Let's get far far far ♪
Man, I want to tongue kiss my lizard.
What?
(yelling)
- [Audience] Oh!
- Oh my god.
- He said (yelling).
- What he thought was gonna happen?
Thought the lizard was gonna kiss him?
- [Rob] Yeah, I'm just
your average Warlock,
living life on the edge.
I guess it's just a
random bird flying along.
Is it a random bird flying along?
No, it's your homeboy.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
- She already killed the moose.
She got a moose head in the front.
(audience laughing)
- That helmet ain't saving nothing, man.
(audience laughing)
That's just like a helmet
in the back of your neck.
There's no better way to
get your contacts out.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] It's crazy, I'm blind now.
- [Steelo] No.
- [Chanel] Aww, it's a sloth.
- Aw he mackin'.
You can always tell a
(beep) by their fingernails.
(audience laughing)
Come here (beep) I got you a flower.
- [Rob] What up?
(man baaing)
(sheep baaing)
(audience laughing)
- It sound like, hey!
- Hey!
- Crazy.
(DJ scratching)
(dog scratching)
(audience laughing)
(DJ scratching)
- [Steelo] Is that real?
(dog scratching)
(DJ scratching)
(dog scratching)
(DJ scratching)
(dog scratching)
(audience laughing)
That was crazy, it can't be.
(audience applauding)
That's crazy.
- All right, I love grass.
(audience laughing)
It's soft in the morning.
It gets kind of wet and
it's like relaxing to lay in
on like say like a hot summer day.
You know?
I think it's an incredible thing.
How do you guys feel about grass?
- I love the smell.
(audience laughing)
Yeah.
(Chanel laughing)
- Okay, well that's why I
decided to create a category
in honor of Wiz.
Simply titled Grass Is Your Friend.
You're good, man.
How about a little bit
of that Kentucky blue.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Yup, good, good thing
was that good soft kush kush
and not the creek creek.
(audience laughing)
- [Man] It's more of the
fear of it that puts you off.
Once you actually go for it.
- [Rob] Go for it.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] High speed grass ride.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] A little bit of bounce bounce.
- Why'd you just get happy
that you hit the ground.
Watch him get up and start clapping.
- Because he didn't land on concrete.
(audience laughing)
- I gotta, I gotta room in my house.
I just run in and I slide
on it just like that.
(audience laughing)
I do the same thing.
- [Rob] Nothing more I love
than catching air in the park.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] And eating some fresh grass.
(audience laughing)
There you go.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Someone just ate some grass.
- [Man] You're sweet as vanilla.
Sweet as vanilla, dude.
- [Rob] You got it, you're good, oh!
- [Audience] Oh!
- Did you hear what
his friend said to him?
Your sweet as vanilla,
you're sweet as vanilla.
- [Rob] Oh whoa.
(audience laughing)
- [Man] You're sweet as
vanilla, sweet as vanilla dude.
(audience laughing)
- What, what, what did you just, oh man!
You sweet as vanilla me
right before a front flip?
(Chanel laughing)
Yeah you're good, you're good.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Yeah he might've
caught some creek guys.
Oh boy.
- [Steelo] Oh boy.
(car honking)
- [Rob] Get to that good good!
Get to that good good!
(audience applauding)
Whoa!
(audience laughing)
I mean let's, let's,
let's back it up and just live it again.
Because he saved it just enough
to get to that good good, man.
He came so close to dying right here.
He's just thinking get me to grass, man,
get me to the grass.
(car honking)
- [Audience] Oh!
- Get to that good good.
Good good good good!
Run it out, run it out!
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
Welcome back to Ridiculousness.
Now, before the break,
we were talking about a special category
we have called Your friend's a (beep).
Now Jeff, some say this
might exemplify who you are.
- I think a lot of people
would make that statement.
(audience laughing)
- So when you consider everyone
that you've ever worked with,
would you think that they would say
you are a grade A nice
guy or a grade A (beep)?
- I think your left hand is gonna.
- (beep) folks, a left handed (beep).
(Chanel laughing)
Let's take a look at some of Jeff's work
of being a (beep) to his friends.
I got an idea, let me throw
a pool ball on your nuts.
Oh!
Okay, cool, he had a cup on.
How about we throw eggs at him?
How bout we throw eggs at him
just to make it that much worse.
Okay he's clear, right?
He's good.
No, eggs are still coming.
Once again.
(audience applauding)
He has inspired the world.
Our favorite category,
Your Friend's A (beep).
(audience laughing)
Just hold that right there.
Just hold that right there.
- Oh!
- What a jerk.
- Oh god.
- [Rob] Here we go.
There he, oh!
Okay, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Gotta rewind that one.
'Cause her response to how small he was
is the funniest part to me.
- I mean the best is that
she's incredibly curious.
Like she could have kept
it real and stood back.
But instead she did this.
(audience laughing)
- [Boy] All right, slaps only, go.
- [Rob] Okay, slaps only.
Slaps only.
Slaps only, duck out and.
Oh!
- Whoa!
(audience laughing)
- I'm gonna reveal.
Ow!
(beep)
- [Rob] I mean, this
is just a classic one.
- Stop it!
- You can imagine Jeff Tremaine
behind this camera right
now with a paintball gun.
(beep)
(Chanel laughing)
- Get your ass!
You mother (beep) bitch!
Don't shoot me anymore.
(paintball gun firing)
Stop it!
(Chanel laughing)
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
(Chanel laughing)
Stop!
- [Steelo] Oh god.
- [Rob] You're a (beep).
- [Guest] No no, don't do it.
(beep)
- [Steelo] Just hold the ladder.
- [Rob] Oh oh oh oh.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Play it back, play it back.
Here's the thing.
You know you're a (beep)
when you blame the guy
who fell for falling.
Let it go.
Here we go, oh oh.
Now you feel, now you try
to hold, now he slams.
Look, it's your fault.
What are you doing?
Why do you put the ladder here?
Why did you put the ladder here?
You're so stupid!
Everything you do is stupid,
look at that dumb ladder!
It's slippery there!
(audience laughing)
Grade A ultimate (beep)
when you blame somebody else
for getting hurt when it was your fault.
(audience laughing)
This next category is,
is one for the ages.
'Cause we all have this friend.
He's like the guy that
pushes the joke too far.
Here's the thing that friend, is a (beep).
(Chanel laughing)
I mean, look at this old
rusty nailed playground.
How do you not get hurt here?
- No don't.
- [Rob] Especially if you've
got a friend like this.
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Just cruisin'
around in a brand new car.
Hoping none of my friends are (beep).
(glass cracking)
- [Man] Dude!
(Chanel laughing)
Oh my god, you're buying me a new one!
Oh my god, you idiot!
(Chanel laughing)
- [Rob] It's the reality
that girls can be (beep) too.
- And go!
- [Rob] Later!
(screaming)
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Oh yeah, backyard
wrestling with your friends.
Finish him!
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] Even your cat can be a (beep).
- [Audience] Oh!
- [Rob] And so can your guitar.
(Chanel laughing)
- [Boy] You're a wuss.
Jump, it's not that tall, look look.
That's nothing.
- [Rob] Do it.
- [Boy] Come on.
Just fall.
- [Rob] Jump!
- [Boy] Just fall, or I'm gonna
like pull your pants down.
- Excuse me?
(Chanel laughing)
- Oh my god.
(audience laughing)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What did you just say to me?
- [Boy] I'm going to like
pull your pants down.
- You're gonna, I'm
outta here, I'm jumping.
(Chanel laughing)
- Should I?
- [Boy] Yes, you should.
Go on, I'm taking this video.
- [Audience] Oh!
(Chanel laughing)
