One more thing I wanted to--
Can we take a break and
maybe do this after that?
It seems like we've
been going a while.
Andy?
Yeah.
Shhh.
OK.
I just wonder if we
should take a break here.
I know schools are
closed right now
and parents are having to
become teachers for their kids.
I don't have kids of my own.
That's why if these walls could
talk they would say, thank you.
But I want to help
out as best I can.
So I thought I would
ask an outside expert
to teach a lesson.
The only person I
have outside is Andy.
He's going to be my expert.
Andy, there's a lesson plan.
There's an envelope I
left outside this morning
in the bushes kind
of where you are.
Keep going.
There's a-- look
for an envelope.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Careful for the snakes.
I got it.
There.
All right.
You're going to open that up.
You're going to
tell us what subject
we'll be learning about today.
Oh, God.
Read it?
Yep.
Today's lesson will be
about biology, specifically
the human body.
All right.
And what makes you an
expert on the human body?
It's not a-- all
right, just read.
Just read?
Yeah.
The first part of the body
I want to tell you about
is the [LAUGHS] coccyx.
The coccyx is a
tiny little bone.
This little bone is located
at the bottom of your spine.
You have two bursae.
A bursa [LAUGHS]
is a fatty sack.
OK, very educational.
That's good for
the kids to know.
Coccyx and a fatty sac.
All right, what
do you have next?
Next, we have the
ah-villa, which is--
No, no.
--it's pronounced-- it says it--
uvula.
Uvula.
The uvula is a long [SIGHS].
The uvula is a long--
Uvula!
--the uvula a lot is a long,
fleshy organ that hangs down
in the back of your mouth.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going to pass out.
Its name comes from the
Latin word for grape.
Some people say it looks like
a tiny [LAUGHS] hanging ball.
This cannot make
it into the show.
The uvula contains glands--
Uvula!
--the uvula contains glands
that secrete fluids that help--
I'm done-- lubrication.
OK--
Please don't make me say it.
--there's one more, I think.
Please be the last thing.
[DEEP BREATH] The last thing
I want to tell you about is--
[LAUGHTER]
--the last thing I want to
tell you about is piloerection.
Piloerection is the reflex
that produces goosebumps.
Everyone can get a piloerection.
[LAUGHTER]
I can get a piloerection.
Even you can get a piloerection.
[LAUGHTER]
Is that not enough?
It's enough.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Thanks, Andy
Oh yeah, thank you.
Tune in next time
when I have Andy
teach you about trees and
all the different nuts.
[LAUGHS]
