♪ Uh, "gangster rap,"
 if I may use that ♪
♪ In, uh, quotation marks,
 so to speak ♪
♪ Is, uh, seen as
 a rebellion against -- ♪
Talk to him!
[indistinct shouting]
♪ However, if I may quote
 Professor Anthony Badgerieral ♪
♪ In his seminal thesis
 of 1997 ♪
♪ He made it clear, so, uh,
 please wave your hands ♪
♪ In the air if you do care
 about women's rights ♪
[indistinct shouting]
♪ I would say that I am
 slightly easy to be triggered ♪
♪ And please
 respond respectfully ♪
[indistinct shouting]
Holla!
[shouting continues]
♪ Hey, yo, at the end
 of the day ♪
♪ If I ever see you on the
 block, I'm gonna run that up ♪
♪ "Please respond resp--"
 Shut your dumb-ass up ♪
[laughter, cheering]
♪ I'll slap your white ass ♪
♪ And I go back to your crib,
 and I'll grab your wife ass ♪
[man] Yeah!
♪ Ever leave me alone with her
 for over five minutes ♪
♪ I'mma slide in
 and tell her ♪
♪ That nine inches
 is a white privilege ♪
[cheering, shouting]
♪ I appreciate your comments ♪
♪ Firstly, I do not
 have a wife ♪
♪ She is a partner who is
 an equal partner in me ♪
♪ If there was consensual love
 making between you and her ♪
♪ I would approve of it,
 and it's happened in the past ♪
♪ I would wait
 outside the yurt ♪
♪ And I would listen
 to a podcast ♪
♪ With noise-canceling
 headphones ♪
♪ To drown out
 any of her moaning ♪
[indistinct shouting]
Please, please.
♪ I suffer from macrophallus,
 and I find it an encumbrance ♪
♪ You talk, uh,
 in bragging terms ♪
♪ About the size
 of your phallus ♪
Right, right, right.
♪ I believe the inverse
 is true ♪
♪ I, myself, am ashamed ♪
♪ That I have a larger
 phallus than you ♪
[shouting, cheering]
[man] Gimme some!
Gimme some!
Gimme some!
That's what you do!
That's how you talk to him!
Yo!
[chuckles]
 
 
