
English: 
*ASOT Theme Plays*
A lot of you seem to be commenting 
 asking what "ASOT" means.
It means "My son left me" in Spanish.
Pewdiepie; The biggest channel on YouTube.
That lovable Sweed who has a chin bigger than his enitre forehead.
But what if I told you that Pewdiepie--
the biggest channel on the entire platform--
was soon to be dethroned and lose his status as largest channel on the site?
Pewds: Will there be . . .
Please let there be naked women.
Pyro: "But what is this channel?" you ask,
"Is it El Smosh making a comeback?"
"Is it Pewdiepie 2, or Pewdiepie 3?"
No children.
It's something much worse.
The ENTIRE population of India.
send bobs uwu

Portuguese: 
Um montes de vocês parece estar 
comentando, perguntando o que é ASOT..
Significa ''o meu filho me deixou'' em espanhol.
PewDiePie, o maior canal do YouTube.
Aquele adorável Sueco que tem um
queixo maior que a sua testa inteira,
mas se eu te disser que o PewDiePie,
o maior canal em toda a plataforma,
tava prestes a ser destronado
e perder seu lugar
como o maior canal desse site.
[Felix] Deixa ser a...
Por favor deixa ser a mulher pelada.
Mas ''qual é esse canal'' que você pergunta?
É El Smosh
fazendo um retorno?
É o PewDiePie 2?
ou PewDiePie 3?
Não, crianças.
É algo muito pior.
a população INTEIRA da Índia.

English: 
(DANCETIME) The internet. Is not...
something that you just dump something on.
The internet is not. (bu bu)
The internet is not a big truck.
The internet.
Is A Series Of Tubes OwO
A lot of you seem to be commenting asking what ASOT means..
It means give my son left me in Spanish. OuO
*pyro unironically playing fortnite*
PewDiePie the biggest channel on YouTube.
That lovable swede who has a chin bigger than his entire forehead,
but wot if i told you that pewdiepie,
the biggest chin on the entire platform,
was soon to be dethroned *gasp*
and lose his state-us
as best fortnite gamer on the site.
*Indecipherable swedish*
But wot is this channel you ask?
Is it El Smosh  (/owo)/   \(owo\)   (/owo)/   \(owo\)
making a comeback?
Is it E?
or Pewdiepie 3?
no, chillun
It's something much worse:
भारत की पूरी आबादी। OwO
my twape worm is twickling my widdle bewwy x3

English: 
So there's a channel at the minute that's blowing up called "T-Series"
The entire channel consists of
SPAMMING uploads of Indian movies, and music videos.
*Pyro's interesting translation of Indian*
This channel, at the minute, is getting a hundred-thousand subs a-day,
and a hundred million VIEWS a-day.
So, if this channel started from nothing,
it would have overtook my channel in about . . . twenty-three days.
Took me about four years to get here.
India:
*slaps desk* Bad country!
B A D
And, in comparison, Pewdiepie gets about a tenth of that growth.
I-It's absolutely terrifying!
Pyro (over video): Why is he walking like a Terminator?
And there's just some woman praying. *snickers & laughs*
Like, if this was Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Ricegum, whoever,
people would bitch and complain. So would I.
But, at least it's one person.
This is an entire Indian news corporation spamming uploads.
It is, literally,

English: 
So there's a channel blowing up called "T-Series"
The entire channel consists of spamming uploads of Indian movies and music videos.
OwO Thank god my widdle twape worm helped mwe win a victowy woyale.
t-thwank you obawma-chan!! =^w^=
hi mom
This channel at the minute
is getting 100k subs per day
and 100 million views per day.
So if this channel started from nothing,
It would have overtook my channel
in about twenty three days ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵﻿ ┻━┻
it took me about four years to get here  ♪♪ ヽ(ˇ∀ˇ )ゞ
India,
( ˘ ³˘)♥
BAD COUNTRY
*dabs in british*
And in comparison, Pewdiepie gets about 1/10 of that growth.
*mental breakdown*
It's absolutely terrifying. c:
Why is he walking like a terminator and there's just a woman praying?
*HE IS BEAN*
So if this was Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Rice Cum, whoever,
people would bitch and complain, so would I, but at least it's one person.
This is an entire Indian News Corporation spamming uploads *gasp 2*

Portuguese: 
Então tem um canal, bombando chamado, "T-Series"
Todo o canal consiste em enviar
mandar montão de filmes Indianos, e vídeos de música.
*tradução zuada*
Este canal, no minuto,
está recebendo 100 mil inscritos por dia
e 100 milhões de visualizações por dia.
Então, se esse canal começou do nada,
isso teria ultrapassado meu canal
em cerca de vinte e três dias
Demorei cerca de quatro anos para chegar aqui
Índia,
(˘ ³˘) ♥
PAIS RUIM!
RUIM
E, em comparação, PewDiePie recebe
cerca de 1/10 desse crescimento.
É absolutamente aterrorizante.
Por que ele está andando como um
Exterminador e tem uma mulher rezando?
Se isso fosse Logan Paul, Jake Paul, RiceGum, que seja
as pessoas ia reclamar, eu também,
 mas pelo menos é uma pessoa.
Esse é uma Corporação de Noticias
Indianas mandando vídeo toda hora.

English: 
It is literally one Swedish man against all of India. How is this fair?
T-series is on about fifty four million. PewDiePie is on about sixty four,
so there's a ten million gap but oh, oh man, you have not seen the amazing content
that T-series uploads
Wow tofu, you have saved quite a lot
Let's utilize this money to help someone
No, tia, I will not spend this money. I
Want to become rich!
They talk exactly how children do when they play roblox
They upload like five times a day man. That's more than like any decent Let's play Channel.
Oh my god stop
What's your stamina?
Hot and you point down? Yeah I ban him
I ban him.
I think this is due to the fact that there's more internet than toilets in India
And that that isn't a meme by the way, I'm not saying that as a joke. That's a legitimate thing

Portuguese: 
É, literalmente, um homem Sueco contra Índia toda.
Como isso é justo?
VÍDEO REAL NO CANAL DELES
T-Series está em cerca de cinquenta e quatro milhões.
PewDiePie está em cerca de sessenta e quatro (milhões),
então tem uma lacuna de dez milhões, mas oh, cara,
você não viu o incrível conteúdo, que a T-Series envia.
Uau Tofu! Você economizou bastante.
Vamos utilizar esse dinheiro para ajudar alguém.
Não Tia, eu não vou gastar esse dinheiro.
Eu quer ficar rico!
Eles falam exatamente, como as
crianças, quando jogam Roblox.
Eles enviam, tipo, cinco vezes por dia, cara.
Isso é mais decente tipo, qualquer canal de ''Let's Plays''.
Oh meu deus, pare.
Qual a sua vida,
Ho! E você aponta para baixo?
Sim, eu bani ele.
Eu o bani.
Eu acho que isso é devido, ao fato de que tem 
mais Internet do que banheiros na Índia.
E isso, isso não é um meme, a propósito,
não estou dizendo isso como uma piada,
isso é uma coisa legítima.

English: 
One Swedish Man against all of India
How is this fair?
*Indian man screams while ripping tire open*
T-Series is on about 54 million
Pewdiepie is on is on about 64 (million) so, there's a ten million gap, but
Ohh. Oh man . . .
You have not seen the amazing content
that T-Series uploads.
(i'm not going to do subs for this. just read the bottom.)
Pyro: They talk exactly how children do when they
play Roblox.
They upload, like, five times a-day, man.
That's more than like, any "decent" Let's Play channel.
Let's Play Man: Ohmygahd.
STOP! WATCH YOUR STAMINA.
Ho! And you point down?
Yeah, I ban him.
I ban him.
Pyro: I think that this is due to the fact that,
there's more internet than toilets in India.
And that, that isn't a meme, by the way.
I-I'm not saying that as a joke,
that is a legitimate thing.

English: 
I know some of you don't like Pewdiepie.
He memes on people.
Pewds:  "Make her look more beautiful."
She is already extremely attractive,
and someone I would definitely put my dick in,
although, the make-up:
Not the best.
Pyro: He said a word on the bridge (?) in PUBG.
I know, he's a bad person.
I should be #1 on YouTube, but NOT T-SERIES!!
I don't want m-my
homepage on YouTube to be Indian soap
where I can't even understand what they're saying.
(Indian music video, but it's despacito by daddy yankee)
I'm a UK citizen, I don't have to learn a second language.
My ignorance is my right!
Fun fact, by the way,
while I started making this video,
T-Series have uploaded another 14 videos.
I-I want to die.
One thing I do find suspect is,
after doing a bit of digging,
going on T-Series' Twitter, for example,
they have 1.4 million followers,
but their tweets get about,
fifty likes?

English: 
I know some of you don't like PewDiePie, he memes on people.
[Meatball] Make her look more beautiful
She is already extremely attractive and someone I would definitely put my dick in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Although the makeup
Not the best.
[Frijol]: He said a word on the bridge in pub G. I know he's a bad person
I should be number one on YouTube but not T series
I don't want like my home page on YouTube to be Indian soap where I can't even understand what they're saying
I'm a UK citizen. I don't have to learn a second language
My ignorance is my right!
Fun fact by the way, while I started making this video,
T-series have uploaded another 14 videos.
I- I want to die
One I think I do find suspect is after doing a bit of digging,
going on T-series' Twitter for example they have
1.4 million followers with their tweets get about 50 likes ?

Portuguese: 
Eu sei que alguns de vocês não gostam do PewDiePie,
ele zoa nas pessoas.
[Felix] Faça ela parecer mais bonita.
Ela já é extremamente atraente,
e alguém que eu definitivamente colocaria meu pau em,
Embora a maquiagem,
não é a melhor.
Ele disse uma palavra na ponte do PUBG.
Eu sei, ele é uma pessoa ruim.
Eu deveria ser o #1 no YouTube, mas não T-Series!!
Eu não quero a minha homepage
do YouTube, seja uma novela Indiana
onde eu não consigo entender, o que eles estão dizendo.
Reação da Índia
Eu sou um cidadão Britânico.
Eu não tenho que aprender uma segunda língua.
Minha ignorância é meu direito!
Curiosidade, a propósito,
enquanto eu comecei a fazer esse vídeo,
T-Series enviou mais 14 vídeos.
E- Eu quero morrer.
Eu acho suspeito depois de cavar um pouco,
indo no Twitter da T-Series, por exemplo, eles tem
1,4 milhões de seguidores,
mas com tweets deles, recebe entre:
50 gosteis?

English: 
Oh, I don't know I guess
1.4 million Indian people forgot their Twitter login at the same time!
Ah, a silly mistake definitely nothing suspicious there at all.
One thing I don't like is how they title all their videos in English. But when you click on it, it's all foreign
[Man]: Syphilis if all, you know is a very Okazaki
That's how I deal.
[सेम]: Why can't you just region lock YouTube, please?
I only want British youtubers.
[Child]: What's Up Guys™ welcome back to a brand new video,
here on the channel, before we get into this you want to see me
with a hammer ten thousand life
I don't want PewDiePie. I don't want t-series. I want British youtubers! Brexit means Brexit!
What's what?
As we all know British youtubers are the best content creators on the entire platform hands down!
Never Have I Ever™
kissed someone that knew the person doesn't know about

English: 
Oh, I don't know, I guess
1.4 million Indian people forgot their Twitter login at the same time,
Oh, uh,
silly mistake. Definitely nothing suspicious there at all.
One thing I don't like is how, they title all their videos in English,
but when you click on it, it's all foreign.
(more of Pyro's sketchy translations)
Why can't you just, region lock YouTube? Please?
I only want British YouTubers.
(pure cancer on top of the UK national anthem)
I don't want Pewdiepie, I don't want T-Series,
I want British YouTubers Brexit means BR-EXIT!
(once again, whatever this is)
As we all know,
British YouTube Creators are the best content creators on the entire platform,
hands down.
Random Brit (male): Never have I ever, kissed someone that the other person doesn't know about.

Portuguese: 
Oh, eu não sei, eu acho.
1,4 milhão de Indianos esqueceram o
seu login no Twitter ao mesmo tempo!
Ah, um erro bobo.
Definitivamente nada suspeito, até agora.
Uma coisa que não gosto é como,
eles colocam os títulos todos os seus vídeos em Inglês,
Mas quando você clica nele, é tudo esquecido.
Por que você não pode, simplesmente
bloquear o YouTube por região, por favor?
Eu só quero YouTubers Britânicos.
[Durv] E aí galera o meu nome é Durv,
bem-vindo de volta a um novo vídeo,
aqui no canal, antes de entrarmos nisso, você quer me ver
esmaga esses Yeezys
com um martelo.
Vamos bater 10 mil likes no vídeo de hoje e eu vou fazer isso.
Eu não quero o PewDiePie,
Eu não quero T-Series,
Eu quero YouTubers Britânicos
Brexit significa Brexit!
Porque Brexit significa Brexit!
Como todos nós sabemos,
os YouTubers Britânicos são os melhores
criadores de conteúdo de toda a plataforma!
Nunca fui eu fui,
beijou alguém que sabia, que a pessoa não sabia sobre.
NUNCA | FUI

Portuguese: 
O que? (2x)
Cara: O que há de errado com você?! Coloca a câmera longe
Garota: Oh meu deus.
Cara: O que há de errado com você?!
Cara: O que há de errado com você?!
Quero dizer, honestamente, o YouTube Britânico é como um 5 de 10.
Todos eles estão apenas fazendo vídeos de Reddit ou
lutando um com o outro.
Podemos parar de jogar porque todo mundo vai para casa.
Vamos começar essas coisas de ligma.
Agora eu não queria fazer isso porque é ASOT,
eu quero manter as coisas alegre e felizes.
Obviamente, você entra no YouTube para ver conteúdo feliz,
para escapar do pensamento horrível, que você é ruim no Fortnite.
(Felizão por causa, matou o Ninja no Fortnite)
Eu preciso falar uma infecção séria 
que está reivindicando o mundo agora.
Já eliminou 95% de todos de Wakanda.
E essa doença é chamada
Ligma.
BOLAS DE LIGMA.

English: 
girl: *shows "I have"*
ass: *gets triggered*
Guy: What's wrong with you?! Put that camera away.
Girl: Oh my god.
Guy: What's wrong with you?!?!
Girl: *basically starts breaking down*
Guy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Pyro: I mean, in honesty, British YouTube is like a 5/10.
They're all just, making Reddit videos, or uhh...
fighting each other.
STOP THROWING SHIT, CAUSE EVERYONE'S GONNA GO HOME
Now, I didn't want to to this because it's an ASOT,
I wanted to keep things uplifting, and happy.
Obviously, you come onto YouTube to see happy content,
to escape the horrible thought, that you are shit at Fortnite.
*laughs maniacally*
(the reincarnation of minecraft squeakers)
I need to address
a serious infection,
that's claiming the world right now.
It has already eliminated
95% of all of Wakanda.
*holds in laughter*
And that disease
is called . . .
"LIGMA"
Fine Bro: LIGMABALLS!!!

English: 
W̶̶̥̰̥̫̪̗̏ͥ̅͆͋̏̅ͭ͂͊ͯ̔͢͟͢h̵̵̨̘̝̞̥͋̄ͪ̾̏̓̊͗͡A̿͑͆̽̐̈̈̉̀̆ͥ̚̚҉̫͖̝̲̞̩̹̪̦͇͍͚̖̮́ţ̜̻̙̫̜̺̭̥̳͇̘̭̩͈͎̟ͯͮ̆̃͊̍̔̏̎ͫ̏̉͛̏̚̚͟͟͠ ̷̢̛̻͕̹̖̞̗͇̮͈̩͍̤͖̆̌̑ͯ͗̋͛ͥ̿̄ͮͣ͗Tͧͦ̿͂͆̽ͧ͐̊ͬ̾͐͆ͨ̏̍̐͏̸̡̖͎̳͎͔͇h̴̵̫̱̣̙͎̲͚̫͍̗̝̃̿͐̂ͬͣ̿͐̑ͤȨ̄ͦ̾́ͤ̿̊̃ͫ́ͥ̀̉ͪ̉҉͉̭͚̯͔̹̣̭͓̝̀ ̵͎̳̗̼̱͉̓̆͐̈́ͯ̉ͧ̌̄̏̋̅ͥ͘͞ĥ̸̝̬͙̺̪̤͍̳̖͔̘̼ͦ̐ͪ͊̐̒̈̌ͬͨ̑̅͝Ę̴̯̘̰̮̣̳̜̟̜̯̰͇̦̠͚ͫͮͯL̶̶̢̀ͣ͐̒̍͊͑̓ͪ̄ͦ̾̓̓̓͏͏͓̝͓̱̻̖̫̭͉̖̲̮̟͚͉L̒̐͑̃̌̌ͩ̅ͥ̐ͥͥͨ͒҉̢̮͍̞̩͔̫̮͖̙̥̜̻̭͔̰̞
I mean in honesty British YouTube's like a 5 out of 10. They're all just making reddit videos or
Fighting each other.
Can we stop throwing cuz everyone's gonna go home and start banning all the laulima stuff
Now I didn't want to do this because it's a nicer I wanted to keep things uplifting and happy obviously
You come onto YouTube to see happy content to escape the horrible thought that you are shit at for night.
I need to address a serious infection that's claiming the world right now. It has already eliminated
95% of all of Wakanda (when u hate wakanda and are happy for their deaths so u can steal vibranium to make vibranium play button.)
and that disease is called
Ligma. LIGMA B A L L S xd.

Portuguese: 
Ok, você quer que eu faça o meme?
Ok, eu vou fazer o meme.
Ligma?
Você quer dizer?
Bolas de ligma.
Então, claro que você tem os memes:
Ligma bombou porque Ninja,
o único homem na Terra que realmente tem 7.000 de QI,
não tinha a ideia do que ligma era
e ele foi totalmente zuado.
Senhoras e senhores, pegamos ele.
Foi um meme engraçado
Você riu,
Eu ri,
meu pai riu de sua cela de prisão.
E como o Ninja foi?
Uma personalidade de mídia tão grande,
será que ele riu disso? Ele mesmo riu do meme dele?
Claro que não. Ele não começou a banir todos que postaram.
[Ninja] Yo, mods, uh... vamos começar
a proibir, o troco de ligma, por favor.
Começar com o banimento de 24 horas,
e avança.

English: 
You want me to do the meme? Okay, I'm gonna do the mean
So, of course you are the memes buffer
three ropes ligament because ninja the one man on earth that actually has
7,000 IQ had no idea what ligament men and he got totally clowned on
Ladies and gentlemen
It was a funny event you laughed
I laughed my father laughed from his jail cell and how did ninja take it such a big media personality
Did he laugh it off? Did he make memes himself? No, of course. He didn't he started banning everyone that posted it
Your mods are let's start banning all the the Lima stuff, please

English: 
(chewbacca is real??)
Alright, y-y-you want me to do the meme?
Okay, I'm gonna do the meme.
*que sitcom laugh track*
(i think he wants to die.)
So, of course you got all da memes:
Bofa,
(BOFADEEZNUTZ)
Ligma blew up because Ninja,
the one man on Earth that actually has 7,000 IQ,
had no idea what Ligma meant,
and he got totally clowned on.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM."
(rip me)
It was a funny event. You laughed, I laughed,
my father laughed from his jail cell.
And how did Ninja take it?
Such a big media personality,
did he laugh it off? Did he make memes himself?
No, of course he didn't. He started banning everyone that posted it.
Ninja: Yo, mods, uh...
Let's start banning all the,
the "Ligma stuff" please.
*the famous FFX laugh*

English: 
And then advance now, I understand that some people are quite sensitive
I for example cannot be sensitive because my entire career is built around bullying children
So if I turn around and got offended by that, I'd be a little bit
But honestly ninja why would you ban everyone that said League MA a funny harmless meme
Meanwhile, you gave a 12 year old antifreeze to drink
I didn't want to do a reading of
Ninja and those snapchats because they are genius but the amount of them that would just get me limited ads
I'd be pulling some FBI. Blacklist. You're not dying. I
Got the results of the tests back. I definitely have late wash
Who doesn't he's he's an angel an angel that has blessed us with Lyga
My leg so recently there was a meeting of the minds

Portuguese: 
Agora, eu entendo agora, que algumas
 pessoas são bastante sensíveis,
Eu, por exemplo, não posso ser sensível
porque toda a minha carreira é construída em torno de zuar crianças,
então, se eu me virar e ficar ofendido com isso, eu ia ser um...
(Gemido), cala a boca quando tão falando com você.
Mas honestamente Ninja,
por que você ia proibiria todos que disseram ''ligma'',
um meme engraçado, inofensivo,
enquanto isso,
você deu um anticongelante
para menino de 12 anos para beber.
Piada (c) PewDiePie 2018
Eu queria ler do Ninja e esses snapchats
porque eles são geniais mas,
a quantidade deles que só me dá anúncios limitados,
Eu taria puxando alguma lista negra do FBI.
''Você não está morrendo, mãe''
Eu tenho os resultados dos testes de volta,
Eu definitivamente tenho
Ligma''
Logan Paul. É, eu falei dele um monte.
Quem não?
Ele- ele é um anjo.
Um anjo que abençoe-o a gente, com ligma.
''Toda noite, eu posso sentir a minha perna.''
Então recentemente, teve um encontro das mentes.
Você tem um homem de meia idade fazendo
cosplay como Sabrina, a Jovem Bruxa,

English: 
Now, I understand that some people are quite sensitive,
I, for example, cannot be sensitive
because my entire career is built around bulling children,
so if I turned around and got offended by that, I'd be a little *censored*.
(honestly, what is this?)
But honestly, Ninja,
why would you ban everyone that said "ligma",
a funny, harmless meme,
meanwhile,
you give a 12 year old antifreeze to drink.
HMMMM?!?!
I did want to do a reading of Ninja and those snapchats
because they are genius but,
the amount of them that would just get me limited ads,
I would be put on some FBI blacklist.
"You're not dying, Mom"
"I got the results of the test back, I definitely have
LIGMA"
Logan Paul. Yep, I talk about him a lot.
Who doesn't? He's- he's an angel.
An angel that has bless us, with ligma.
(pure cancer)
So recently, there was a meeting of the minds.
You had a middle-aged man cosplaying as Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,

English: 
and one of the cavemen from Farcry Primal.
(bullshit excuses)
(oh dang, pyro's back at it again with le funny memes)
I'm only joking, guys!
It's Casey Neistat! I got you good.
Never made that caveman meme before.
So Logan and Casey had an interview because Casey felt that,
Logan was quite responsible for a lot of the changes on YouTube.
Because he is! We know how BIG Logan is,
and how much of an influence he has to small little children.
 
But there was a couple of things in the interview that,
no one seemed to pick up on, except me.
Casey: And you think that has been the case with your content since that moment until now,
or is this looking ahead?
Pyro: DID YOU SEE IT?!
Let's play that again.
Enhance.
Enhance!
ENHANCE!!
OHMYGOD!!!

English: 
You aren't a middle-aged man cosplaying a Sabrina the Teenage Witch and one of the cavemen from Far Cry primal my actions being validated by
millions of people I forgot to be a human being in that situation and
Instead decided to be a content creator
Who Shanti might eagerly shunt here?
Casey nice I got I got you good
I've never made that caveman mean before so Logan in case he had an interview because Casey felt that
Logan was quite
Responsible for a lot of changes on YouTube because he is we know how big Logan is and how much of an influence he has
to small little children
But there was a couple things in the end of you that no one seemed to pick up on
Except me and you think that that hasn't been the case with your content since that moment till now
There's this looking ahead. Did you see it? Let's play that again

Portuguese: 
e um dos homens das cavernas de FarCry Primal.
[Logan] Minhas ações sendo validas,
pelo milhões de pessoas, que eu esqueci
de ser um ser humano nessa situação e
em vez disso, decidiu ser um criador de conteúdo.
Eu tava só zoando, galera!
É o Casey Neistat! Peguei você bom.
Eu nunca fiz esse meme do homem das cavernas antes.
Então Logan e Casey teve uma entrevista
 porque o Casey sentiu que,
Logan foi bastante responsável por
um monte de mudanças no YouTube.
Porque ele é! Nós sabe como o Logan é GRANDE,
e como uma influência, que ele tem para crianças pequenas.
Mas tinha algumas coisas na entrevista que, você que ninguém parecia entender
você que ninguém parecia entender, menos eu.
[Casey] E você acha que isso não tem sido o caso com o
seu conteúdo até com aquele momento até agora
ou esse olhar, ai?
Você viu isso?
Vamos tocar isso de novo
Aumenta.
Aumenta.
Aumenta.
Oh meu Deus.

Portuguese: 
Quem sabia o tempo todo que Logan Paul era realmente
Quagmire do Fortnite.
Teve também uma revelação pessoal sobre a vida do Logan Paul
que chocou o Planeta todo.
[Logan] Tentando ser uma pessoa melhor mas
realmente agora é como, eu sou vegano agora.
Eu sou vegano agora. (lento)
Você não é engraçado Pyro, para de apertar esse botão
Oh meu deus, se ele é vegano, significa,
que ele vai ganhar contra o KSI.
Ah, isso é a coisa.
Vocês podem ter se lembrado do DaddyOFive,
aquele canal de brincadeira para toda a família,
no qual eles só tinham diversão e jogos.
Cody Martin, de 9 anos, foi classificado
por xingar por seu pai e madrasta.
Mike e Heather Martin.
Ele chora histericamente,
quando o grito continua por mais de 3 minutos.
VOCÊ FEZ TAMBÉM, VOCÊS DOIS FIZERAM.
Não.
Jogos quando ninguém foi ferido ou explorado, que seja.

English: 
Who knew, all along, that Logan Paul,
was actually Quagmire from Fortnite
There was also a personal revelation about Logan Paul's life
that shook the entire planet.
Logan: Tryin' ta be a better person but truly now it's like,
I'M VEGAN NOW.
I'M VEGAN NOW. (slowed down)
(pyro is dying.)
Oh my god, if he's vegan, that means,
he's gonna win against KSI!
You guys may have remembered DaddyOFive,
that family-friendly prank channel where they just had,
wholesome fun and games.
(actual child abuse)
(it get's worse.)
no.
Games where no one was hurt or exploited, whatsoever.
(someone arrest this man)

English: 
Who knew all along that Logan Paul was actually
quagmire from for tonight
There was also a personal revelation about Logan Paul's life that shook the entire planet trying to be a better person
But truly now it's like I'm vegan now
Oh my god, if he's vegan, that means he's gonna win against ksi. Ah, that's the stuff
ah
That's the stuff you guys may have remembered a do5 that family-friendly prank channel where they just had wholesome fun and games
Nine-year-old Cody Martin were rated with profanities by his father and stepmother. Mike and Heather Martin
He cries hysterically
screaming continues
James when no one was hurt or exploited whatsoever

English: 
So Dario far I've got their channel to lis it and then they came back is another channel
Recently and that Shannon or a couple days ago just got nuked off the face of the earth
I'm really happy it took YouTube like eight months to remove a guy evading bans on your site
what a great job you guys do so there was another video of daddio Phibes group that seemed to have surfaced on the internet and
this is a
point where the father of the household broke his son's
Ds8 Jake's into H word. He said the H word. You've got a fucking
I mean stop throwing cuz everyone's gonna go home
this is what the daddy-o 5 channel devolved into a child would do something a child would do and then the dad just

Portuguese: 
Então, DaddyOFive teve o canal dele deletado,
e eles voltaram com um outro canal,
recentemente,
e aquele canal, alguns dias, e já explodiu da cara fora da Terra.
Eu estou muito feliz de ter levado o YouTube, tipo 8 meses
para um cara evitando bans no seu site.
Que ótimo trabalho vocês fazem. então houve outro vídeo do grupo daddio Phibes que parecia ter surgido na internet e
Então, tem um outro vídeo do DaddyOFive
 que parece apareceu na Internet.
Isso é uma, ''PEGADINHA'', onde o pai da casa,
quebra do DS do seu filho.
Cala a- Cala a boca.
Pera aí! O QUE?!
Cale-se
Será que você acabou de dizer, palavra com H?
Sim, eu fiz e eu não importo.
Jake falou a palavra com H! Ele disse a palavra com H.
É melhor não tá xingando?
(Não consegui traduzir direto)
Pai, minha irmã disse ''puts''!
Se você começar jogar merda, todo mundo vai para casa.
[True Geordie] Se você começar jogar merda, 
porque, todo mundo vai para casa.
Isso é o que o canal DaddyOFive devolveu, uma criança faria algo que uma criança faria e então o pai apenas
uma criança poderia fazer alguma coisa,
 a criança poderia fazer,

English: 
So, DaddyOFIve got their channel deleted,
and then they came back as another channel,
recently,
and that channel, a couple days ago, just got nuked off the face of the Earth.
I'm really happy it took YouTube, like 8 months
to remove a guy evading bans on your site.
What a great job you guys do.
So there's another video of DaddyOFive's group that seems to have surfaced on the internet.
And this is a, "PRANK", where the father of the household,
broke his son's DS.
Kid Behind Camera: Hold on! WHAT?!
Did you just say the, H word?
Jake said the H word! He said the H word.
Dad: You better fuckin' not be cussin'.
(fucking americans, amiright?)
Pyro: *loses shit*
Dad, my sister said "heck"!
(i honestly don't know what he's saying)
If you start throwin' shit, everyone's gonna go home.
"CAN WE STOP THROWIN' SHIT, CUZ EVERYONE'S GONNA GO HOME?!?!"
This is what the DaddyOFive channel devolved into,
a child would do something a child would do,

English: 
life
Smack down on the kid. He's been upstairs forever now
Nobody gives it down
Get your hands at the table, right? Stop walk at all. It's horrible is
stray of Child Exploitation
This kid Cody the ginger one the glasses he wears from the back of his head is probably gonna have serious problems
because of this despicable man
I'm cooking. Okay
Female was that woman that woman sound like gruntilda for a banjo kazooie

English: 
and then the dad, just, lays fucking smackdown on the kid.
Dad: He's been upstairs forever now.
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN!!!!!
GET YOUR ASS AT THE TABLE AND- [unintelligable]
Pyro: I-it's horrible, it is straight-up child exploitation.
This kid, Cody,
the ginger one,
the glasses he wears around the back of his head,
he's probably gonna' have some serious problems
because of this despicable man.
Kid Behind Camera: Can I have the game first?
(repeats question)
Pyro (imitating mother): I'M COOKING!!
I'M COOKING!!!
*continues decending into madness*
(normal tone now) Was that a female? Was that a woman?
That woman sounded like Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie.
(gruntilda noices)
DaddyOFive Mother: I'M COOKING!!
(incoherent arguing)
*actually fucking snaps the DS*

Portuguese: 
e então o pai, só bate no garoto
Ele está lá em cima para sempre
Eu achei um pouco de corda.
Ninguém se importa
COLOQUE A SUA BUNDA NA MESA E
ESCREVA E PARA DE ANDAR POR AI.
É horrível, é da exploração de criança em linha reta.
Este garoto, Cody,
o ruivo,
o óculos que ele usa atrás da cabeça dele,
ele provavelmente vai ter sérios problemas
por causa desse homem desprezível.
[Planejando para o DS do Cody]
[Planejando para o DS do Cody]
Eu posso ter o jogo primeiro?
Eu posso ter o jogo primeiro?
Bem, porque não você está parando ele?
Estou cozinhando
(imitando mãe): ESTOU COZINHANDO
ESTOU COZINHANDO
(Normal) Aquilo foi uma fêmea? Aquilo foi uma mulher?
Aquele mulher pareceu igual a Gruntilda do Banjo Kazooie.
ESTOU COZINHANDO
Você fez-
[Cody] Ele pegou-- do--
FOII!
AGORA JÁ FOI!

Portuguese: 
AGORA JÁ FOI!
Yeah, [?] você, criança! Que chorão! Que egoísta você é,
jogando em um DS que comprei para você!
De novo, como eu disse nos 11 minutos,
 eu sinto muito por Cody porque, tipo,
toda a família é apenas zoando nele.
Porque você tirou o DS de mim?
VOCÊ AINDA SABE, QUE NÃO ERA PARA TER ELE!!
Oh meu deus, você não-
VOCÊ QUEBROU O MEU [?] CORAÇÃO, CODY!
Você não-
Você acabou de denunciar o seu próprio filho,
a 20 minutos direto para o conteúdo do YouTube,
e agora VOCÊ que está andando triste?
Aww! Minha vida é tão difícil, explorando
meus filhos. Oh, minha vida é tão difícil!
Minha vida é tão difícil!
E então, para ficar piorar,
três das crianças vieram para frente fazendo isso,
vídeo desagradavelmente manipulativo,
fazendo isso, foram eles que bateram e apanhados,
e você deve sentir pena deles.
Então,

English: 
Yeah, you kids wanna saw how selfish you are playing a DS that I bought for you again
Like I said earlier, I feel really sorry for this Cody kid cuz like the entire family's just clowning on him
Oh my god, you're not you break my Cody you're not
You've just bitched out your kid the 20 minute straight for YouTube content and now you're walking off sad
Exploiting my children
And then to make matters worse three of the children came forward making this
Disgustingly manipulative video making it out there. They're the ones who are beat down and and you should feel sorry for them. So

English: 
(pure family issues over the seinfeld theme)
Pyro: Yeah, fuck you, kid! What an asshole! How selfish you are,
playing a DS that I bought for you!
Again, like I said earlier, I feel really sorry for this Cody kid because, like,
the entire family is just clowning on him.
Cody: Why did you take my DS from me?
Dad: YOU STILL KNEW YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT!!!
Pyro: Oh my god, you're not-
Dad: YOU BREAK MY FUCKING HEART, CODY!
Pyro: You're not-
Dad: *fakes guilt and remorse*
Pyro: You just bitched out your own kid,
for twenty minutes straight for YouTube content, and now YOU'RE walking off sad?!?!
Pyro: Aww! My life is so hard, exploiting my children. Oh, my life is so hard!
My life is so hard!
And then, to make matters worse,
three of the children came forward making this, disgustingly manipulative video
making it out that, they're the ones who were beat down and shit on,
and you should feel sorry for them.
Jake: So,

Portuguese: 
Nós fomos apanhados,
por nada.
Por nada.
''Por nada.''
Duas coisas que você tem que notar:
1:
1: Cody, o garoto que realmente foi zoado, não está presente.
E em segundo lugar, todas essas crianças parecem as mesmos.
Eu acho que isso é realmente uma criança,
e os outros dois estão vestindo roupas de green screen,
e tinha dá um photoshop neles mesmo.
Vocês, talvez não-
Vocês, não vê nada.
(Zombando) Vocês não vê nada.
Vocês não vê quando eu [?] CHUTA AQUELA CRIANÇA NA ESCADA
Nós fez isso porque nós sabia que tínhamos um fanbase.
Nós batemos no nosso irmão porque sabe que tínha uma fanbase.
Nós precisava das visualizações!
Se eu tivesse uma Glock, eu poderia atirar nele!
Graças a Deus, canal dele se foi,
tudo que você precisa é se livrar do T-Series, por favor.

English: 
For nothing for nothing
Two things
You should take no one Cody the kid who actually got clowned on is not present whatsoever
And secondly all these children actually look the same
I think this is actually one child and the two others are wearing green screen suits and just had themselves
Photoshopped in you guys mean you guys don't see everything you guys don't see everything you don't see when I read
We did this because we knew we had a
fanbase
We'd be a part brother because we knew we had a fanbase we needed the views if I had a Glock I would have shot
Him thank God their channel is gone. All you need to do next is just get rid of t-series, please
Our Connie Diddy
Judy haha

English: 
Kid that was Behind Camera: We got shut down,
for nothing.
(repeats)
(pyro plays abuse to show it wasn't for "nothing")
"for nothing."
Two things should take note.
One,
Cody, the kid who actually got clowned on, is not present whatsoever.
And secondly,  all these children actually look the same.
I think this is actually one child, and 
two the others are wearing green screen suits,
and just had themselves photoshopped in.
Jake: You guys, may not-
You guys, don't see everything
Pyro (mocking): You guys don't see everything.
You don't see when I- [unintelligable]
Jake: We did this because we knew we had a fanbase.
Pyro: We beat up our brother because we knew we had a fanbase.
We needed the views!
If I had a Glock, I would have shot him!
(normally) Thank god their channel is gone,
all you've got to do is get rid of T-Series, please.
(y'know, after subbing all of that, i was missing this.)

English: 
Anyways bros. I hope you all enjoyed this fabulous
I saw your up today on the news the memes my existential crisis
If you enjoyed this video leave a like subscribe and comment your bank account details below
Do you have a better idea yes, I do. So guys we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

English: 
Pyro: Anyways, bros, I hope you all enjoyed this, fabulous ASOT.
You're up-to-date on the news, the memes, my existential crisis.
If you enjoyed this video leave a like, subscribe, and comment your bank account details below.
*laughs*
[Outro Music: Whitewoods - Beachwalk]
Subtitles by Vitobru
Mordecai: Do you have a better idea?
Rigby: Yes, I do.
*inserts tape*
(cringy, old pyro "quarter of a million" meme plays)

Portuguese: 
De qualquer jeito, bros, espero que tenha gostado desse ASOT.
Você está atualizado nas noticias, nos memes, meu crise existencial.
Se você gostou desse vídeo deixe um like,
inscreva-se,
e comenta os seus dados da sua conta do banco ai.
Ufa, finalmente terminei as legendas
Tava uma bagunça a legendas em Inglês.
i want to die
[Whitewoods - Beachwalk]
[Apenas Um Show - T2 Pete Festeiro]
[Mordecai] Você tem uma ideia melhor?
[Rigby] Sim, eu tenho.
Então, gente, nós fizemos isso,
nós chegamos a um quarto de milhão de inscritos.
