Whoa, my new YouTube video is doing really well, and I'm getting subs like crazy, I'm must've.
Really figured this YouTube thing out. I mean if I just keep doing this. I'll be a YouTube star in no time
Well as long as nothing gets in the way of me posting videos
time to sit back and relax with a nice warm beer to celebrate my pending YouTube fame
Gosh, I feel like nothing could go wrong right now. It's pretty good actually. What is this?
Forget juice, it's a weird name for a beer oh god
i hope this doesn't affect my ability to make youtube videos
Oh
God how long have I been asleep for ?
Three days? I need to make a YouTube video all right, let's do this
Where's the camera
*looks for camera in strange places*
All right Danny. come on, you can do this. You know how to make a video you've made dozens of them before. 'Hey g-, uh, whats going on?'
I uh I
Don't know how to make videos anymore. I forgot how to make videos. What do I do?
How to make video
 
Step one:Press record.' what's going on guys? What's- What's up? What's-what's hap- guys
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm making a video
All right I
Can do this I put in the work I
Practiced I know how to make a youtube video
just have to press record and start talking
*looks at box*  Im gonna make you proud
All right, I'm ready, I'm ready let's do this all right three, two, one:
what's up Guys? It's me Danny back with another hilarious video and today
We are going to be reacting to Jake Paul's new song, the Jake Pauler song
I hope you liked that little video explaining why I haven't been posting videos lately
None of its true, but I hope you like it real reason
I haven't been making videos is because I have this autoimmune disease that made it so all of my joints were swollen and painful for
A really long time, but for a while I couldn't walk or get out of bed, so
That makes it kind of hard to make youtube videos, so I'm feeling a little bit better now
So I'm gonna start posting more videos here on JakePaulHate.com  or sorry, what is it-YouTube
so let's just let's just dive right into it cuz there's this new song called the Jake Pauler song by Jake Paul and
I just want to dive in and take a look and analyze this thing because
For views so it's actually pretty funny, so let's go ahead and watch it
I'm sure a lot of you have already seen it, but let's go ahead and watch it
But so far
The beat sounds pretty bangin, and the cinematography is pretty good
Both things that I don't think Jake had any part in but I still gotta give him credit
It's a solid intro
Who the-'Who the f*** are you'? what happened to 'who the hell' or 'flipping you'?  you can't just start
Dropping f-bombs you can't just go from flipping the f*** like that
What? get fired from Disney Channel and all of a sudden you're mr f*** now all of a sudden. You're mr f**?
What is goyard? Is that a thing?
Goyard?
What is that?
is it- do you just make that up so that he had something to rhyme 'so hard' with goyard: a French trunk and leather goods maker
Your fans are all rocking
Leather suitcases? How much does this stuff cost? 'goyard bag'. How do I find work how to buy one nine hundred?
Dollars all of your 13-year old fans are rocking thousand dollar leather bags?
Okay. That's not like a compliment to your fans. That's a compliment to you
So you're just rapping about yourself now
you hit ten million subs all of your fans didn't also hit ten million
It's tatted on your shirt. You can't get something tattooed on a shirt well
You can't tatt these things you can't tattoo socks. You could just say written. You don't have to say tatted
It's written on my shoes. It's written on my socks. It's written on my shirt. What is tatt? why tatted?
Why why why? Why are why is he shirtless in every shot
And why is there a crowd of 11 year old girls?
Dancing behind him. That's the most mysterious thing about this video. Who are those girls?
Where are their parents?
Where is his shirt?
I'd like to see his shirt, honestly because apparently he has something tattooed on it
and then who is that 25 year old guy?
Having a stroke
, I feel personally attacked by that, but he's not wrong that's also that's correct
All right guys um it was not good. I have a lot of questions
Where is his shirt?How did do you get somebody to tattoo your shirt?
Where did those girls come from? every time he releases a song?
I'm like okay, this got less than 300 thousand likes and three hundred and ten thousand dislikes
There's no way he's gonna keep making music, right?  and then I see somewhere in the news now
He's making a song with Gucci mane .Gucci man? is it a Gucci Mane or Gucci man?
The like an actual rapper is making a song with Jake Paul like first off
Why on both sides? Jake Paul, your 11 year old fans?
Do not listen to Gucci mane and also Gucci mane what part of your demographic overlaps with Jake Paul's fans
you can say what you want about how clever the song was or about how bizarre the video is the Jake Paulers really are a
Great fan base, and it makes me mad because like where's my fan base
I know you guys are there and you're watching this video, but like we don't even have a name
I think I said in a video like months ago that our name is
The , uh, goons. we are goons. that was a reference to my old Instagram handle 'Danny
Goonzalez', and my old twitter handle 'Danny
Goonzalez', but I got those change so now i'm Danny Gonzalez on both now
It doesn't make any sense. that we are the goons. What is that? What does that mean it?
Honestly sounds pretty stupid we need to step up our game. Okay. We need a new fan base name
We need a strong name because we weren't the strongest family on the internet. That's true we
Well, you see,  I don't have a name, but whatever we are, we're the strongest army out there
We need a name that makes everybody want to be a part, so let's you know what I'm gonna Google
strong names. 8 strong and powerful baby boy names Greg- Gregory
Gregory
Greg-Greg. that's a good strong name. What do you think would you think Greg you think strong?
You think?
loyal
Committed that's perfect Greg. That's gonna be our fan named. We're great
I don't see any reason why not other other youtubers have names like Jake Pauer
You just or on to the end of his name, Logang
He just added a G on the end of his name
And we are gonna be Greg. our fan base is called Greg and we are all
Individually Greg's I'm a Greg
You are Greg. We're all Greg. Greg is beautiful
Greg is the strongest family on the Internet. Greg is changing the world Greg is a
Savage. Greg doesn't care what you think. we're gonna be Greg okay?
And I I don't already regret this decision great so Greg it sounds cool, right yeah, this that's cool
Greg Greg that sounds cool
Greg shout out to 'Cat Fable'. Thank you for turning on my notifications
You are truly Greg and so thanks for watching Greg if you're not Greg yet
Go ahead and hit the subscribe button hit that notification button to turn on our notifications, and you can be Greg it's cool
It is cool. It's cool. Right it's cool
Greg is cool. Okay, so
Subscribe if you want to be part of Greg make sure you throw a like on this video
And I will see you guys next time
Logan Paul, diss track. Ricegum, diss track is all getting millions of views at first
I'm like what the fuck's up with these dudes Phyllis aw(?) they were getting views like cheaper seats
I know that I'm an all-around really nice guy
But why nobody wanna beef with me? other guys roasting each other and raking in views the channels are flourish
And so if you think I get mad if you roasted me I can endure it man. I would encourage it, honestly
