
Spanish: 
La energía nuclear está a punto de conseguir más seguro y mucho menos kablammoy

English: 
Nuclear power is about to get safer and a lot less kablammoy
with more on this story our residence Science Jerks Dave and Chan
[AWESOME INTRO MUSIC THAT'S LIKE A FUKUSHIMA IN YOUR PANTS]
Nuclear powers a bad name thanks
to things like the Fukushima disaster
and bad-mouthing from hippies that think
that every nuclear power plant is just
a bomb waiting to go off
but some enterprising nuclear scientists
are looking to change the perception
CHAN: creating safer and smaller designs. DAVE: for
example transit damage hollers waste
annihilating molten salt reactor
CHAN: WHAM! DAVE: dissolves spent fuel rods in lithumn flouride salts
that are used to generate heat and power
turbines incase of an accident
the salt cool in a matter of hours
unlike the meltdown problems
of current reactor designs. CHAN: the important
thing is we need to quit complaining
that old designs are bad
and create new and better designs so throw away your mental image of nuclear power
equals a mushroom cloud
and think about this way no advances in
nuclear power know mister fusion
no Mister Fusion no hover boards no hoverboards
internet do you hear me

English: 
is the internet even nothing without
those god damn memes? DAVE: Of course no
Mister Fusion also means no more weird
alternate realities
I have no idea what you're talking about. for more
information go a little molten salt reactor
SAM: Remember guys for more weird news head over to
http://samproof.tv/weirdnews
and for more explosive science - sciencejerks.com
stay weird, stay science, Kablam!
kablammo...Cut, cut it....
You're actually looking pretty good Chan. What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Get away.
