At the time of making this video I have
no followers on social media. There must
be something wrong with Instagram. So I'm creating my own Q&A video based on
questions that I found while surfing the
internet and life on the street but in
all honesty mostly these will be
questions that I've made up. First up
let's take an Instagram question: Nice
booty I love your sexy curves what butt
exercises can you advise for another
fitness girl just like yourself? Well
thank you, I have been working extra hard
on my booty lately. I used to have a
typical flat man's arse and now I've got
a peachy round Instagram bum. Maybe
we should get some questions off the
internet. Maybe that'd be better.
Perhaps a frequently asked questions
page? Let's try Amazon. What is your
returns policy? OK, so maybe this Q&A
isn't going to work, but if I did have to
choose, I wouldn't accept returns because
my product is awesome. Can you dance?
Can I! What's your favorite food? What is your least favorite thing to do? Answer
questions that I made up for a fake Q&A
What's the first thing you do every
morning? That's a bit personal. On a scale
of dickhead to awesome where abouts do
you see yourself? Probably around about here. Phat. Hello. Do you have an internet prawn
addiction? Oh, I love watching internet
prawn.
I have this rash and I'm too embarrassed
to go to the doctor, does anyone know
what it might be. Let's click this link.
We won't be needing this anymore.
I spent a few months in Spain over the
last year and a question that I heard
all the time was this: Que Tal. Well my
answer to that is: Muy bien. Y tu? - What
would you do if you had a million
dollars? Same as this guy: Can I ask you
if you want all the money what would you
do with it?
Bunch of hookers and cocaine. We were
hoping for a different answer. What would
you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
That's easy.
Love is in the air. What is a good
icebreaker question with strangers? hmm
well that was a pretty good one. Where
are you going? I'm going to pick up
Indian food. Got it.
have you ever imagined the world with no
hypothetical situations? hmm Who was the biggest influence for you to get into
writing comedy? That would be a close
call between Ralphie May and Lavelle
Crawford. I'm not sure who was biggest
Who was the biggest influence for you to
get into making YouTube videos? Badlands Chugs. But I also like Ariana
Grande videos. Do you exercise every day? Ain't nobody got time for that.
What do you hate? Dad jokes. Are you
afraid of dad jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
Have you ever been auto-tuned? I have
never been auto-tuned. Do you like
playing charades? One word. First word . One syllable. No. Would you like a penis
enlargement? No. Yes. Did you steal that
joke from the movie Yes Man? No. That
didn't sound quite right. What's your biggest regret? Answering this stupid question.
If there was one piece of advice you would like to share with the world what
would it be?
The only thing stopping you from
achieving your dreams is you. If you're
blaming anything or anyone else for your
limitations then you are just
disempowering yourself. Use your setbacks
to grow and evolve. Shit. Just. Got. real. Is  it comfortable to sleep with a seat belt on
I think not. What makes you smile? comments and likes on this video and
subscribes to my channel.
Go on, go for it. See. What is your morning
success routine? If I had a morning
success routine do you think I'd have to
make up my own Q&A questions? I would
like to thank the following people for
making this video production possible:
Ain't nobody got time for that. The
target of all jokes in this video is
Bradley Winter.
No offense is intended for people on the
street girls, with peachy booties, robots,
people who love chippies, phat people,
Hello. People who love internet prawns,
people with embarrassing rashes,
Spaniards, hookers and cocaine, we
were hoping for a different answer
Ariana Grande
People who love Indian curries, got it, my
biggest influences. Is this on? Hello?
Ariana? People with no time to exercise.
Then I ran out I didn't grab no shoes or
nothing. People who have been auto-tuned
people who like charades. my mate Jim. hey Jim. my girlfriend trying to sleep during
takeoff. I did intend to offend Dad's who
tell Dad jokes. stop that sh-
