Narrator:
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
WE'VE GOT SOME AMAZING
SHARK CONTENT TODAY,
AND WE'RE SLASHING PRICES
AND PASSING THE SAVINGS
ON TO YOU.
WE GOT SOME PREMIUM SMOOTH
BREECHES NOW COMPLETELY FREE.
NEED TO TEST YOUR SHARK I.Q.?
WELL, WE GOT IT,
NOW TOTALLY FREE.
ARE WE CRAZY?
I GUESS SO.
I, FOR ONE, AM KIND OF CONFUSED.
THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE."
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IN THIS SEG, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A LOOK AT SOME BADASS BREECHES.
A BREECH IS WHEN A SHARK LIFTS
ITSELF COMPLETELY OUT OF THE H2O
USING ONLY ITS BODY.
AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TOLD BY THE GOVERNMENT.
AND I KNOW THAT THESE SHARKS
HAVE SECRET LEGS.
I KNOW IT.
I'M WEARING GLASSES.
SO...
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WELCOME BACK!
I GOT A SHARK TRIVIA QUESTION
FOR YOU.
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO PASS
THE TIME?
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
NOPE. TOTALLY WRONG.
I PASS THE TIME
BY PLAYING SHARK TRIVIA.
♪ I'M THE MASTER OF KNOWLEDGE ♪
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Man: THE BOYS CHASE A GROUP
OF FISH ONTO THE SAND,
BUT DETERMINATION ALONE
IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THEM.
SHARKS ARE NEARLY 85% MUSCLE,
COMPARED TO HUMANS, WHO ARE 40%.
AND IT'S THAT BODY COMPOSITION
THAT ALLOWS LLOYD
TO SAVE HIMSELF
FROM GETTING BEACHED.
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NOW THAT LUCIFER'S WOUNDED,
HE'S FAIR GAME
FOR THE REEF SHARK CREW.
HIS DEFENSES ARE DOWN,
AND HE'S THRASHING, VULNERABLE.
HIS TWITCHING GIVES OFF
LOW-FREQUENCY SOUND WAVES
THAT SHARKS ARE
PARTICULARLY TUNED INTO,
AND HARRY'S PICKING UP
ON THESE GOOD VIBRATIONS.
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HE'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME,
AND JUST LIKE THAT, IN THIS
CITY, THERE'S ONE LAST LIONFISH.
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IF ONLY I WAS A BIG SHARK,
I COULD MAYBE TALK SOME SENSE
INTO MY WEIRD GIRLFRIEND,
REBECCA.
SHE LOVES SHARKS, BUT
SHE DOESN'T LOVE THIS GUY, ME.
I'M TALKING ABOUT ME.
I MISS REBECCA. CALL ME BACK.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, EVERYONE.
NO ONE CALLS ANYMORE.
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