I am just fed up man!
I just want to kill myself,
when i was entering, someone shouted "here comes noddy!"
A kid came up to me saying "Help me Doremon!"
And started checking my pocket for gagdets
I had a joint in my pocket...
The kid's problem was solved.
I just want to die, man.
Has anyone been to Imagica?
The Dry one, not the wet one.
the one with roller coasters
They don't let me sit in the roller coaster because of my height...
And because of my mustache, they don't let me sit in the Kid's rides
All i had to do was  to eat candy floss.
I saw a stall there, they had cans stacked on top of each other.
I saw a stall there, they had cans stacked on top of each other.
And we have to hit them with a tennis ball.
If all the cans fall, you a get a teddy bear.
One uncle picked ME up!
I said "Uncle put me down"
"I am not the teddy bear!"
 
One day, i saw a girl in a mall.
*Ohhh*
She is sad for the girl
So i saw the girl and gave her a smile.
I went "mmmm"
She gave me a smile back, she went "Mmmmm"
Noice.
So i gave her a bigger smile...
i went "hmmeahaheaahah"
She also gave me a bigger smile!
I was happy, awesome! all those videos i saw..
Will come in to use today.
So i went closer to her
She took my hand and started walking...
She took me to a big room.
I was like, this is even more awesome! I had...
already decided what i would do.
but she called the watchman saying "Someone's Kid is lost"
I just want to die, man
But now she's my girlfriend By the way...
But she still doesn't know that...
I wasn't on my knees when i proposed her.
In every relationship...
the guy lifts the girl and throws her on the bed.
In my case, it's the other way around.
Single people make some noise
People in a relationship, make some noise
Perfect
Just one person
But there are fights in relationships
And the bigger the fight, the bigger the punishment, for the guy, obviously.
If it's a small fight, she won't talk to you for a week...
if it's bigger, she won't meet you for a week...
If it's even bigger, no f*&#K for a week...
 
My Girlfriend has come up with a new system
And she calls it "HEELS FOR A WEEK"
She'll wear heels for a week!
And she'll come with me everywhere!
And she'll say "Oh how's life on the ground floor!"
I just want to die, man.
 
 
 
