Once upon a time in a typical American suburban household
Hey Son I've heard you Millennials are playing that one game uh fountain
Yeah man I love playing Fortnite!
Ha Ha Ha that's great son what about those YouTubers you Millennials love?
My favorite Youtuber is Ali-A!
(İṅ̠̳̽ͧͣ͑̈́ṱ͍̻̞́͌e͙̥̳̼ͪ͆͗̽͑͞n҉͖̗̟̣ͧ͘ͅs͔ͥ̓e̡̦͇̪̒ͅ ͏̸̰̭́̿̋S̷̼̯c̖̣̠̖̔̎ͅr͡ḛ̯͕̄́̉̿̆̒a͆̕m̷͇̠ͮ̊͜í͗ͩň̢̮̎g̤̫͗̀̋͞)
(Ali-A intro bass boosted to hell)
What the fuck is this?!
Wh- W͎̝͋ha͇̠ẗ̴ͭ ̊d̲͖͟i̛̥͡d͂ ͯyou ̢̾̍ṡa̝y͜ s̀ͅȏń̺?̙̎̓!̰̝
(Intense Keyboard Typing)
"This youtuber sucks my spider balls"
That'll teach him
Y̯͍̭̐̋̂̓̕͡O̶̳͐͘U̸͓ ̡̻̲̹́ͫͮLI̴̴̴͚̣ͩ̾̔̎͑T̎T̶͓ͦͫ͟LE ̜̑̆̎̈S͑̕H̾͒ͯͯI̧͈̿ͦͧ̎͞T.ͩ̐̕ ̵̛͓̳́̽͒̐͟͠YͧO͔̘͍̮̼̫͋͠ͅŲ̪̰̘͚͘͢ ̺̦̭ͪͨ̍ͅD͊O̬ͯͩ ̧̞̐͐̎ͣ͠N̶̷͓̊ͮ̅͠Ò̸ͥͦ̂̒T̈̿̋ ̨̰͈̭͈́ͤ̄ͯͅS̢͋̓Á̒͠Y͒̓ ̷͕͒͜THA̡̎̈́͏̧̎̔T̨̰̐̏͢ ̦B̵͓͓̉ͣͤ̓ͬ͜ͅẢ̶̻͍̒̓ͣ͠D̶͎̒̄ͭ̽ͧ̕͟͠ ͏̗̬ͮͯ͆ͣW̩͚͐ͪ̇͜Ȍ̢͕̳̟͉̞͟͞Ŗ͍ͨ̌̑ͮ̀ͫͬ͝Ḑ̶̛̟̾̓͞Ṣ͙́ͫ̀̈́ ̪̘̦́̏ͪ͘I̍͘N̜͂̕ ̯̦̭͉̌̅̕͟T͌H͏̧̬̺̏̍̕͞Í̵͉͇̪̎̓̚S̴̠ ̶͍ͬ̀̓Ċ̸̝͙̳̲̙̄ͮͦHR̮̯͖ͮ̒Į̟̩̯́̓͡S̭͎̯ͮͮT̷̶̔͢I͐̋ͥA̱͍ͣ͘͢N̖͙͖̎ ̣҉̸̏́ͅḦ̙́ͫ͛̽͛͜͜O͑Ṳ̰̽̿ͮ̎͢S͚̼͕͎̈͊ͥ̃ͣ͜Ë̢̛͉͍́ͪ̉H̩̭̻̮̳͌͗̍̕O̳L̛̙̝̙͒̎̉̅͞Dͫͯ̀͌
Shut the fuck up Fortnite rules!
Well if Fortnite is trash, fuck you!
Fuck this video and fuck this channel Fortnite is the best!!
Fortnite is the best bro just because a noob noob
D͎͉͔͓ͭ̐u͊m̴̹͟҉̪̆͏ba̴̛̰͓͜s͆s̴͔̤̍͂̓ͥ̔̍!͍̗͓̍̌̀͝
I hate you!
I unsubscribed you imbecile
5 Fortnite youtubers who've rapped your mom
(Kaboom)
(Salty Kids screaming)
It's that time of the year again fellas that moment where middle schoolers ready up their
Keyboard rifles to say a bunch of nasty stuff because I simply said Fornite sucks!
You guys know the drill, please like the video before they come and bombard me with dislikes!
Okay
I truly don't understand why the community gets so worked up when someone says they don't like the game and speaking of the community
everyone by the way has played this game fortnite has recently gone under the radar of
Every living human being you see this man right here
He's probably playing fortnite right now. Now Listen, this is the last Fortnite sucks
All right. I know I know it's sad but as a special gesture, I want to review something
I have never reviewed neither on part one or on part two and that's right. It's the community
I'm going to be taking a look at two sides of the community the internal one and the external one the internal one being community
Inside the game whereas the external one is content creation of the game
Outside the game. Does that make sense?
I'm gonna play the game adopting two different personalities while on duos one of them is gonna be cocky
I know how to play the game kind of personality and the other one is I'm a noob
I don't know how to play this game for shit kind of personality
This is to test tolerance and helpfulness of the community within the game. So let's try this out!
Yo you guys got mic?
"Qhgqe"
All right, we'll listen up and I'm gonna be very clear with my instructions. I'm a pro player
I've probably been playing this game longer than any of you have
So I'm going for all the kill us all the win. So don't fuck up, please. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
All right, we're going to fatal fields
Jump. Yep, are you coming? I am come we should punish Aaron haven't heard him talk yet. Aaron's not coming. What the fuck? Yeah
What the fuck Aaron?
do you guys play this game in law or am I gonna have to like carry you yo you let me get on let me
Go let me go
All right, yeah, yeah
Yo what? You stole my kill? What the fuck man, dude? What the hell is up with that?
You're really gonna go around singing. My kills should have killed him
I literally was about to kill him then you souped in and got the last shock I
Listen, like I said, I really want to win this game
So we have to work as a team work. If you're just gonna go around soon my kills. It's not gonna work out, you know
Yeah, but still it oh my god, oh my god this guy please get up get up get him get it he's right there
He's get it
Really you just stole his kill. Hey stole mine I did I stole it then fucking Stewart. I'm still Nation
All right. Give me a chuck dog that got dropped. Yeah, I need more than you
So stop drinking that shit, stop it and hear more than you. All right. Fuck this see man
All right, you guys aren't following my instructions
Darvon going with you cuz this guy isn't paying attention
Wait, wait. Do you know him?
We're literally sitting like 15 feet from each other
Why do you feel about wood bro tough luck man? It's free wood. I can seal it
It's different with materials and kills because materials when someone steals them you can find him somewhere else not kills
There's not free kills anywhere for me. There are clearly. I knew you guys take this as a fucking game
It's not a game for me. I grind on this game 24/7 right and I've probably been playing longer than both of you combined
So I'm not here to fuck around
50-pot do you want it? Yeah, I clearly need a key not tell
I had to sacrifice my well-being to keep our general alive. No, dude. I'm higher than that
You're higher than general. Yep. Oh
my god
What'd I tell you not to do is what you do you die. Where is my general god, damn it
Good players shouldn't even need generals. You never die in the game. That's what a good player is. You know that right? Oh
My god you guys suck it
Get in here man. Oh
My god, this is what I get playing with people. Aiya. Oh my God. We're getting carried
Hey, it is Jets your fault. It's your lights your foots. Literally your fault. What the fuck? Hey, I can't believe Aaron is still alive
Were you in it? Will you lead us in our next battle?
You really don't deserve another game with me you guys suck at this but I mean whatever Adam II I guess yeah
What do we do what we do is we play like we actually have fuckin brains and by the way, don't call me
This is serious man. Don't call me general Oh, what do you want to be referred to Lord master?
You're gonna refer to me as my named States. You never told us your name
You just said the truth the bus then take the hint the best. Alright, give us some introduction man
Like what are they like we do improve on you improve on tanking for nine more seriously, okay
I'm a professional gamer like already said I have a fucking 40% win rate on this goddamn game, really?
Yes, you guys are lucky. I'm cutting you some slack. I'm not usually this nice
But if you guys keep screwing up I swear I'm gonna get more mean
Whore ma'am. Damn, right? Yo, Keem pull double pump like me. I've
I'm not good. I'm not going for the loss Phyllis. It's a win game
Do you ever need teammates or do you just want us to quit now? So we just carry mats and supplies for you?
Yeah, double you guys are gonna get any kills so might as well. All right fellas
Someone needs you to drop all the materials. You guys haven't give them to me. I got you a parrot
Thank you
Alright time to not die. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. It's best. Sorry Susan. She's mine
A few moments later. Oh my god. Rico become very rare. Why you guys kill me? Yeah
that's her
I Don't know what he's doing I don't know what is doing dude he's
Surprisingly being a jerk on everyone to follow my orders and I was gonna show footage of me acting like a noob, but honestly,
Everyone was really helpful
So internal part of the fortnite community you get a 10/10 but the external part of the Fortnite community...
Oh dear God...
5̴̨̰̾̃͜ ̛̣̜͚̼͖̮͈͒̒͘f̸̡̤̹ͦ̓ͭ́͊͢͞o͕͕̊ȓ̸̀̋̓͛͡t̉͘n̤̞̆̆i͉͎̩̚t̠̩̪̃̈́́̀̓͌̍ͯ̔͜͞ĕ̦̽̑̏̆̎ ̡͔̬̪͙̯ͨ̽ͧ̌̋ͨͅy̴̢͙̫̝̪̠ͧ̉̉ͩ͗ͩ̑̚͢͞͡o̴̰̩͊̈́u͏̷̭ͣͤ̔̌̀̈͘͢ͅtͩ̾̈͋̀҉̭̱̹ͪub̋͢͢ę̶̢̭̗̤̂̄r̛̮̰̬͈̲̜̀̒̂ͭ͗̑͘͢͞͠s̷̢͕͈̜̮̘̓̄̑̉ͧ́̓̉̀̚͝͡͠ ̸̱͚͚̝͔͉̈́͒̎͂ͨ̍w̷̭̜̺̭ͮ͋h̶͎̝͈̦̙͉͖̯͙̐̂͟o̡'̝̳̝̌ͦv̴̴͎͍̫͒̐̍͗̄̍̓ͅ҉̺҉͙ȩ̱̤̦͕̼̋ͪͯ̎ͮ͆͒̑ͮ̕ ̮͕ͬ̄̽̌S͔̱̦̫ͯ͂̅̍͟͝͠Ẃ̯ͧͅǪ̔̅R͚N̶̶̲̲̻͍͕͉͇̱͎͋̿͊́ͨ̐ͭ
I think everyone knows how shit the community on external fortain is.
We have a large selection of content creators such as Youtubers, Streamers, Etc.
However, you think "Hey those creators are maybe you know-"
They're just playing and having lots of fun and well that may be the case with some people
We got other that just make you yell out. Fuck you
Hey take this asshole, for example, clickbaiting the shit out of every single content
he makes this is ali-a and what he does is he makes you click for the title and feels his
Easily two-minute video with half an hour of shitty gameplay.
That Literately the lobby.. That's the fucking lobby!
That's a fucking Lobby and not just that you get these scum of earth making literal hundreds of
Thousands of dollars by compilating fortnite footage they stole from the streamers. They didn't make they didn't even make this shit
Oh my god
There's so many ads
I even went out of my way to donate $10 and asked ninja if he was fine with these kinds of channels others
Who knows that compilation comes to make money off? Is that something you?
Endorse and are fine with I mean honestly, not really
It depends man
Some people straight up will just upload like a brand new gameplay of mine
and it's literally just basically straight rip for my stream throw it up on youtube and I look at it and it has like you
Know 15 at 15 mid-roll ads on it the coffee strike utter just claim the revenue
Because it's mine
So in this case, it's one streamer maybe others give permission or are fine with it, but in this case ninja isn't
Fortnite skit channels are.. damn, They really are something else
(Pained Screaming)
Recently there's been a lot of real-life skits about Fortain which are fine. But.. but then I stumbled upon this glorious gem
It's essentially a family who drinks Chug Chugs and gets trapped on Fortnite. Truly, a wonderful experience
You know, she doesn't give a shit
Cuz she just probably made like 10 grand off this fucking video. It's your dignity worth 10 grand Susan
I cannot keep watching this. This is too much for me in one sitting, and I think we're gonna close it off guys
Honestly the fortnite community for its size its community Isn't that bad?
Of course, you have a few scumbags here and there but in general for this size the community is pretty swell
And that is my friends the end of the Fortnite sucks series 😟
I was gonna make an emotional throwback to all the fortnite videos I made but Sony Vegas crashes when I put downloaded videos
Okay. Bye
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