- Sorry, we're gonna name
our baby Hark and Maon now.
- So this is where it happens, huh?
This is where you take my wife.
- What is that?
(heartbeat)
- Baby.
(lively music)
- Hey are you coming Calvin?
- You need to get dressed.
- [Ellie] Huh?
- You need to get dressed.
- [Ellie] I did get dressed.
Should we get your boots?
- I won.
- [Ellie] You won?
- Yep.
- [Ellie] No I won.
- No, I won!
- [Ellie] I am already first.
- I am already last.
- [Ellie] So I get first, you get second?
- Yeah.
- [Ellie] Sounds good.
- No I got first.
(Ellie laughs)
- I got dressed first.
- No, I got dressed first.
- [Ellie] I think I did.
- I think I did.
- Okay put your boots on.
Good morning guys, we are trying to race
out the door right now.
I have a chiropractor and
then a doctor's appointment.
The kids love the little
play places in there,
and so we are like, we wanna come,
so I'm trying to like, let's all go.
Did you get your socks on?
- Two socks on.
- [Ellie] Two socks, okay let's go.
- We gotta hurry 'cause
Dad has to get dressed.
(Ellie laughs)
- [Ellie] Come on, come
on, come on, come on.
You guys playing with your airplanes?
- Yeah.
- [Ellie] You know, you guys
stayed up so late last night.
- Yeah.
- He put them to bed at seven
and at nine o'clock they were--
- Calvin was awake and he punched me.
- [Ellie] That was nice.
Calvin, go get your boots.
Run run run.
- [Jackson] Run run run run!
- [Ellie] You're going so slow.
Go get your boots on.
- I wanna go fast.
- [Ellie] Look here's your boots.
- Mom this one?
- [Ellie] No other one,
perfect.
- This one?
- Do we have three kids?
- [Ellie] We have two
kids and one on the way.
- Yeah.
- [Ellie] Yep.
What made you think of that?
- I want the baby to come out right now.
- You want the baby to come?
Guess what?
Mama does too.
But this baby has to cook longer.
Okay, I know it's like
I'm racing out the door.
- [Jackson] Why does it
have to cook longer, Mom?
- Huh?
- Why does it have to cook longer?
- It has to develop more.
Right now, he's getting big
so that he can breathe when he comes out.
So right now he's just
trying to gain weight.
- Why?
- [Ellie] That's what you had to do.
- Forever?
- [Ellie] No, just a few more months.
So after Calvin's birthday,
we'll get ready for him to come.
Sound good?
- Yep.
Are you gonna be married?
- [Ellie] And I am married already to Dad.
- Why?
- Because we got married a long time ago,
almost nine years ago.
Okay let's go, kids.
- [Jackson] Going to run and jumpy.
- To what?
(mumbles)
I can't hear you, the what?
- The prive--
- Chiropractor?
Okay let's go so we can
play at their place.
The kids are so funny.
(laughing)
Okay let's go.
Like the questions that they ask.
I think it's sweet that he asked that,
that's funny.
- [Calvin] Big rock!
- [Ellie] What?
- I need big rock.
- [Ellie] A big rock?
- [Jackson] Rocketship.
- [Ellie] Oh the big airplane?
- Yes.
- We don't want to leave it there.
We don't want to leave it in the house,
so let's go hon.
Is this how you guys leave the house?
It's like you're rushing, but you're also
trying to answer questions
and you're slowly moving
to the car.
(Ellie laughs)
- [Jared] Peanut for you,
- Yes.
- [Jared] Kids, you want
the regular, the ushe.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- [Ellie] A little honey.
- And a Nudie Fruitie for me.
Okay, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna grab some crepes
for my pregnant wife,
'cause we're going to a
pregnancy appointment,
and getting all those
pregnant things done.
The Crepery is a delicious place in Logan
that we love to get breakfast.
Oh my windiness.
- Hey.
- [Jared] Holy cow, breakfast is served,
there you go my sweet one.
- Did you get one for you?
- [Jared] I did, they
put 'em in two boxes.
- Okay good.
Oh good.
- Yes.
- What about me.
- One for me?
- [Jared] Oh boys, you guys
are so hungry, so quickly.
Mom will take care of you guys.
I'll drive and we'll go see baby brother,
how does that sound?
- [Ellie] We'll go listen to him.
- Yeah, that'll be fun.
And, okay step away.
- Oh my gosh.
- Three feet, six inches.
Okay Calvin your turn.
Put your feet on the wall.
All the way back, stand up tall,
there you go.
Okay, walk away.
- [Woman] Look.
- Three feet tall.
- [Woman] Oh my goodness.
- Oh my gosh, are they
only six inches apart?
- Looks like it.
Their boots might have
something to do with it.
- [Ellie] Awesome.
- Is that cool?
You guys are growing so much.
- [Bonnie] This brings
back so many memories.
(laughing)
- Dad I'm almost to leaves.
- You're almost at the
leaves, that's right.
(laughing)
- PS, I'm here with everybody.
- Welcome to the club.
- What is that?
(rhythmic whooshing)
- The baby.
- His heartbeat.
- [Jared] What does it sound like?
- Is that cool Cal?
- I don't know.
- I wanna see.
- You want to see too?
- You wanna see?
- [Jared] Thanks Bonnie.
- Aunt Bonnie's here too.
is that cool?
You can hear him?
- Why did you get this?
- It's from my pants.
(Jared laughs)
All my lines.
- [Woman] He sounds perfect,
- Awesome.
- Awesome.
- [Woman] His heart rate is at 135-ish.
- [Jared] 135.
- Awesome.
- [Jared] Does it sound
like a good little brother?
Does he sound like he's gonna be
a good helper for ya?
Play nice?
- Thank you.
- [Jared] Play with all your toys.
- Turtle.
- [Jared] Oh and squirrel, turtle.
(Jared laughs)
- Are you my baby?
- Yes.
- [Jared] Where's the other baby?
- [Ellie] Where's baby brother?
- [Bonnie] What are you looking at me for?
(laughing)
- [Jared] He's literally looking around,
he's like where's the other baby.
Where's the baby?
- I laughed when he said yes,
because lately when I say are you my baby,
he goes no, I not baby.
(laughs)
- It was too loud.
- The baby's heartbeat
was really really loud.
- [Jared] Did you like it?
Did it sound good?
- Yeah.
- [Jared] Did it sound like
a good baby's heartbeat?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Good.
So this is where it happens, huh?
This is where you take my wife.
(laughing)
- See ya later.
- Say goodbye to your Mommy.
- Be good kids.
- Okay, you guys go work on the cookbook.
Have a great time, I'm
gonna take these kiddoes.
- Aww, have fun.
- Love you Dad.
- Love you kids.
(Calvin yells)
They're not happy.
See ya.
(Ellie laughing)
- [Bonnie] Bye.
- [Ellie] Why are they mad?
- I don't think they liked
being picked up like that.
- Do you see that?
Look at that.
- Okay, see ya Jare.
- Bye guys.
(bright music)
- Welcome back my working woman.
You are my working woman
and you're home.
- We had so much fun.
Today doing the cookbook with everyone
was probably the most emotional day.
- [Jared] Uh-huh.
- Because we were doing
lots of the commentary
and lots of our stories and--
Jackson's done.
- [Jared] Jackson's done pooping.
- And it was emotional,
we all cried a lot,
we laughed a lot,
it was a good day.
- Awww.
- Good good, well I'm glad.
- Now we're eating dinner.
- Now we're eating dinner
and while you were gone,
I picked something up for you.
Okay?
I want you to have it.
- Mmmmm!
- [Jared] Are you excited?
Are you ready for this?
Bom.
- It's cute.
- It is cute, try 'em on right now.
I want to see them in person.
- A diamond bracelet?
- [Jared] Ellie, I love you so much
I got you a diamond bracelet
in glasses case, okay.
- I want to look in the mirror.
- [Jared] Okay, let's get the mirror
and let's show the kids too.
- Well they're poopin'.
- [Jared] Yeah I guess,
we'll wait and show the kids.
- They go together usually.
- [Jared] Okay, ready?
- Waaaaa!
- Oh my sophistication.
- I'm not ready,
does it look good?
- [Jared] Yes.
- Do you know how crystal
clear everything is?
- [Jared] Now I'm worried that
you won't think I'm handsome.
- Shut up.
I can't wait to put
bright pink lipstick on.
(boys yelling)
Hey, hold it down.
- [Jared] Boys hold on,
I'm coming, just a minute.
- So looking at the clock right here,
- [Jared] Uh-huh.
- I can see it.
It is completely blurry.
- [Jared] But you can
make out the numbers?
What time is it?
- It's 5:23,
- [Jared] Yeah, 5:23.
- But it's completely meshed and blurred.
- [Jared] Right and that's clear for me.
It's pretty clear.
It's small, but it's clear.
But now--
- This is weird.
It's gonna take me a minute
to get used to it.
- [Jared] Ellie, you look stunning.
- Now it's crystal clear.
- [Jared] I'm so glad you got them.
You look so good.
- Do I?
- [Jared] Yes.
- Do you like the frames,
that they are fitting?
- Uh- huh, I love them.
I thought they were bigger than that.
(boys yelling)
- It is freaky.
It's weird, I might
have to get used to it,
because I'm like, is it too--
- [Jared] Too crisp?
- Yeah.
- [Jared] Ellie, you're
just looking at 4k footage.
That's what you're doing.
You've just gone from 480p to 4k.
- So if you guys didn't know,
I went to a doctor's appointment,
I have a very small astigmatism.
- [Jared] Astigmatism, yeah.
- And he's like you don't have
to wear them all the time,
if you feel like you want
to, if you're driving or,
you know, but I want to wear them,
because good grief, I can flippin' see.
- [Jared] Yeah.
- So even looking at the camera numbers,
that says lens and,
it's just crystal clear.
Do you like them?
- I really do.
I really like them.
I think you look beautiful
in them, I really do.
- When you get a hair cut,
you have to go buy new earrings.
And when you get glasses,
I have to go buy new lipstick.
(laughs)
- Why is that?
So you can have pretty red lipstick?
- It's just a stupid
thing that I (laughs).
- Okay.
- No I'm kidding, I've
got enough lipstick,
but it'll be really fun.
- Wait, I have an idea, hold that thought.
Look at us.
(laughs)
Do I look okay in mine?
- You look awesome.
- I wish I looked as good in yours--
- Hey, we have the same glasses.
- Yeah, half frames, pretty cool huh.
- Except yours are small.
- Mine are really small.
And that was the style of glasses
when I got 'em, how many years ago?
- Uh-huh.
- [Jared] Yeah.
- I feel like they look okay.
- No, they look way more than okay.
- Okay, so you're gonna
wear your glasses more?
- I think I might,
if we're gonna be twinners like this.
- Okay.
- I just wish I looked as good as you do.
- I got glasses so I can see better.
- [Jared] What do you boys think?
- Good.
- [Jared] Do you like 'em on Mom?
- I wanna see.
- I don't like them right now.
- [Jared] You don't like them right now?
- Can I see 'em?
- You wanna put them on,
because I don't want you
to think that you can.
- [Jared] Oh that's a good idea.
- What if I go get your sunglasses?
- Can I have my sunglasses?
- Yes.
- My brown.
- Okay, I'll go get yours.
I just don't want them thinking they're--
- [Jared] They can grab
'em, that's a good idea,
yeah good save Mom.
- I've had enough broken stuff, I know.
What if you wear these ones?
- No, red.
- And one for you, wear these ones.
- No, I want Spiderman.
- [Ellie] Oh well, mickey mouse?
- No I want Spiderman.
- [Jared] Oh Calvin here,
these ones are your red ones.
There you go.
- Your Mickey Mouse, oh true.
- [Jared] Yeah, you have Mickey Mouse
and you have Spiderman.
- Saved the day.
Whoa!
- Yeah.
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
- [Ellie] Is that better?
- Yeah.
- [Jared] Pretty cool, huh bud.
- Better Cal?
Good job.
This is crazy.
- [Jared] Ellie I can't get over it.
I think you look very beautiful.
- Well thank you Jared.
I feel a little, it's
gonna take me a minute.
- Yeah, it takes some time to get used to,
because you're not used
to having something
in front of your face.
Like you can see the frames and all that
and out of the corner of your eyes,
it's not quite in focus--
- I feel like, it's like
did they do it wrong?
They didn't, but it's so crystal clear.
It's taking me a minute to focus.
And sorry, we're gonna name
our baby Hark and Maon now.
♪ Hark the baby's name is Maon. ♪
- We need to redo that.
- Yes we do.
Yeah, it is time for
you boys to take a bath
and get ready for the B-E-D,
'cause you need some R-E-S-T
and I'm speaking in spelling
so you don't know what I'm saying.
- Hey friends.
- I wanna wear the glasses in the tub.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Hi friendsies.
- Goggle
- [Jared] And goggles.
- Ooh, we need to get in the hot tub.
- Yeah.
- Maybe tomorrow.
- That's a great idea,
hot tub's all ready.
Join us next time
as we take a dive in the hot tub
'cause it's finally ready.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
If you enjoyed the video,
give it a big thumbs up
and we'll see you tomorrow.
Say bye.
Bye.
- Bye.
