What is this ya  
I've been waiting for so long  
Okay come let's start. 
Come on, I have no time now. 
Is it looking all right? 
There's no one for make up. 
I don't know what to do. 
You guys know how 
my face is. 
Okay. 
Am I looking all right? 
Ready. 
Is this a time to come home? 
You should've come early. 
Finally my daughter has grown up. 
These are tears of joy. 
You ain't going anywhere from tomorrow. 
You'll sit home. 
You won't need to pay the night charge for Taxi. 
That's just my opinion. 
Otherwise, it's up to you. 
Sneak in quietly. 
Or else, your mom will wake up. 
Hey, wait. 
Let's click a late night selfie. 
90 percent? 
40 percent? 
If I had gotten such facilities  
then I'd have topped in India. 
No need to be so happy. 
With these low marks  
you should stop dreaming of a good college. 
*Spread your feet, as far as the blanket goes* 
*Did that make sense in English?* 
Tell me where should we party. 
My daughter has passed. 
Yippee. 
Pass your phone. 
Give your wallet. 
And you  
go straight to your room. Right now. 
And I'm locking you from outside. 
You're in love? At 18? 
That's so cool. 
When am I meeting him? 
Son, 
it's all hormones. 
No neurons. 
We'll speak when you find true love. 
Rest is up to you. 
Arre, call him over na. 
We'll have tea. 
No wait, call him for dinner. 
If you want to make it in life, 
then work for 18 hours. 
And sleep only for 4 hours. 
Focus only on your career  
Not on your phone. 
A reality check is  
absolutely necessary. 
95% of human beings are average. 
You too set an  
average aim in your life. 
Rest is up to you. 
Forget this bookish knowledge. 
Do something creative. 
This is 2020. 
Think of beat  
you're brilliant. 
You'll get up at 4 AM from tomorrow. 
And practice singing with me. 
4AM. Sharp. 
Nature has given owls the ability to stay up at night. 
Not to humans. 
Are you an owl? 
Who stays up all night? 
And sleeps during the day? 
Rest is up to you. 
It's okay to sleep. 
You must be tired after partying. 
Soja beta.  
Does money grow on trees? 
You'll realise it's value when you start earning. 
Don't give me that look. 
It's a NO. Absolute NO. 
Bike? 
Buy a Scooty na. 
All 7 members of our family  
will be able to drive that Scooty. 
Will your mom be able to  
drive a bike wearing a Saree? 
Rest is up to you. 
No problem dear. 
We'll buy a gift for you. 
After all, a father earns money for his children. 
Go, enjoy your life. 
Who leads by example. 
Someone who follows strict rules  
can only be called an Ideal Mother. 
Someone who makes them understand 
But also maintains a distance. 
Rest is up to the kids. 
An ideal father is someone who has  
more followers on Instagram  
than his kids. 
*laughs in hashtags* 
Now you've started this as well? 
Today....I.... 
saw... 
*very subtle* 
You cannot do this. 
Throw all of them right now. 
Have you seen movies in cinema halls? 
Remember Mukesh? 
You don't want to become Mukesh, right? 
rest is upto you. 
So much smoke? 
It's good. 
The mosquitoes won't enter. 
But please have a control on it. 
Are you drunk? 
Stop it. 
Are you going to vomit? 
Take it easy. 
Sit down. 
Go take a bath first. 
You're stinking of alcohol. 
This is not right. 
It's so costly. 
It destroys lives. 
Rest is up to you. 
Are you? 
You've grown up. 
What were you drinking? 
Wine? No? 
Vodka? 
My favourite. 
Next time we'll have it together. 
What is going on? 
*sanskaars intensify* 
I've never kissed your fa.... 
And you? 
Police! 
My house, my rules. 
Outside, 
it's his wish. 
Dude, 
it'll get a bit awkward, right? 
Hello friends, if you liked this video  
then like it  
share it with your friends. 
So do watch  
Bandish Bandits. 
With your loved ones, 
and especially with your father. 
on Amazon Prime Video. 
Rest is up to you. 
