- All right, we're going to
get this exhibition match
under way.
Today, we have Ash Ketchum
taking on Gary Oak.
Let's keep a clean match, gentlemen.
- [Ash] Pikachu, I choose you.
(zapping)
- [Pikachu] Pikachu.
- [Gary] Go, Squirtle.
(zapping)
- [Squirtle] Squirtle.
- [Ash] Pikachu, use Thunderbolt.
(zapping)
- This is boring.
We fuse almost every match.
- Yeah, I think I'm kind of over this.
- [Oak] Squirtle, use Water Cannon.
(water splashing)
- This is so dumb.
- [Ash] Pikachu, use Scratch.
(record scratching)
- This is awesome, yeah.
(cheering)
- [News Anchor] A mishap during
a routine Pokemon exhibition
match has led to a rise
in violent underground Pokemon
fights in recent weeks.
- Get me 500 on the little one next fight.
- I want 1,000 dollars on the big one.
- [Man in Cap] All right,
I got you both down.
- This dumb son of a bitch
betting on the big one.
Don't you know rock types
are weak against grass?
- Don't matter what type you is
when you big as fuck.
- [Host] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.
Your bets have been placed,
and now it's time to find out
who the realest deal is in all of Kanto.
First, fighting out of the blue corner,
we've got Gary.
- [Gary] Geodude, I choose you.
(zapping)
- [Geodude] Geodude.
(Geodude grunts)
- [Host] And now, fighting
out of the red corner,
this man has defeated the
Elite Four several times,
as well as collecting
all the badges in Kanto.
He is the undisputed
champion, Ash Ketchum.
- [Ash] Bulbasaur, I choose you.
(zapping)
- [Bulbasaur] Bulbasaur.
- [Host] All right, let's get it on.
- [Ash] Bulbasaur, Vine Whip.
(cracking)
- [Gary] Geodude, Rock Smash.
(rock smashing)
- [Ash] Bulbasaur, Razor Leaf.
(razor whipping through
air and hitting target)
(Geodude gulping)
- [Gary] Geodude, use Stab to Death.
(glass breaking)
- [Geodude] Geodude.
(stabbing)
- [Policewoman] Everybody freeze.
- [Host] Cheese it boys, it's the fuzz.
- [Policewoman] You're
going to jail, Ketchum.
What happened to you?
- [Ash] I'm a eleven year old boy
who left home to travel the world.
What do you think what happened?
I needed money and to catch them all.
But there are too many.
- [Policewoman] Looks like
all you'll be catching now
are diglets in the shower.
♪ Pokemon! ♪
(pulsing techno beat)
(smashing sounds)
