Oh hello. Welcome to our very first book review.
Today's book is called, "Till We Have Faces,"
by Clive Staples Lewis.
(throws book)
And we--
(crash)
Oh my dear lord.
(glass tinkles)
(glass shatter)
Anyway, um (clears throat)
my initial thoughts on the book were...
(jovial music starts)
An instant classic!
It was 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 good.
Five stars!
Four and a half stars!
One of the best. One of the greats.
Read this book!
(record scratch)
Ohh! Umm...
(music restarts)
Umm...
A bushel  of radishes.
What?
Essentially, it's about-- essentially it's about being a strong, independent woman.
In ancient times.
I'm pretty old.
Um, conflicting notions, conflicting ideas!
Um... polytheism versus monotheism!
[mumbling]
Clean out the house! Clean the cupboards!
Treachery!
Fill the cupboards with this book!
Treachery!
Give a copy to a friend.
Treachery.
It's a good book.
Treachery.
Tell everyone about-
It changed my life.
Reading this book is like...
(echoing) looking into a great void and...
imagining what is possible.
(twinkling)
(serene music, children playing)
A face is a very strange thing!
It's the first thing people think of when they think of you.
But it's not 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 you.
It's not 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 who you are, deep down.
A face is given to you by nature.
Same way a name is given to you by your parents.
A face and a name are what you make of them.
The spirt behind them.
Do we only have one face?
Do I have another face?
Yes you do!
(twinkling)
