Welcome to the Knife-Cutting World Championship
I think it's just America participating
This is Big Chris
His favourite things to chop up during the off-season are vegetables, boots, and cheap hookers
Nah, I'm fucking with ya!
Oh, look at this
What a great start
He's like: "You want some firewood for the winter?"
"Here's a full fucking bag!"
He moves on aaand butchers a Christmas decoration
Or is it a big salami stick?
I..
I don't know
Now the rope has nowhere to run
And he cuts off its legs
The next checkpoint is about dexterity and precision
And look at that
Absolute perfection
It's like watching Ramsay Bolton slice Theon Greyjoy's dick off
Beautiful work
He races towards a dodgy plumbing job
And he fixes it
What a fair dinkum tradesman
What's he up to now...?
Ohhh, it's an onion!
Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver are about to go out of business from this
The world has a new master chef
And look at this horror movie technique
It's like something out of a fucking Hitchcock film
He moves on now to a piece of fresh rope
And cuts off its legs
Gee whiz
I want Big Chris as a character in Skyrim
Look at how adept he is
Level 50
He now has his eyes on a couples of fresh tinnies
And he gives them the horror movie chop
Have a look at the crowd there
They're going fucking wild, aren't they?
He's almost at the end now
He just needs to waste some water!
Good effort!
Finally the course ends, with as much hacking and slashing as you can do
Overall, I reckon this was more exciting than Mayweather vs. McGregor
Fuck yes Big Chris, fuck yes mate!
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