Maybe I shoot the blazer?
So it drops.
Or not the blazer but like, these fire things.
Isn’t that the whole point of this? I feel like
we’re gonna go through
there. Can I just shoot this?
Maybe not.
But definitely something to do with those, right?
Like get it to drop somehow.
Hmm, I know, I know I gotta burn it.
I just know it. I just don’t know how.
You sure you don’t wanna like
y’know drop some flame down?
Oh yea, see!
Right? Maybe. [laughs]
Ok well, I had the right idea
I just executed it wrong.
Yea, burn it all to blazes.
Now what? Now we get
down… somewhere.
Like maybe uh…
Something? Can I do something here?
Drop down here?
No? You sure?
[laughs]
Wait, hold up. These…
Yea ok, yea. [laughs]
Ok.
Ooh.
Wow, really?
Was I supposed to jump? I might’ve…
Probably should’ve jumped there.
Yea, I just… Or maybe just avoid it outright.
Is that a thing you can do?
I don’t think so. I think you just
have to jump outta the way, yea.
Ok ok.
Sure sure sure.
No, go back down.
Or y’know just-- What the hell? [laughs]
Why are the deaths in this game so stupid?
Stupidly hilarious.
God.
Uncharted, man. How many ways can you die?
A lot apparently.
Wow, so many ways to die.
They just wanna keep killing you.
Wow, all of them. All of them, just broken.
Is that a grabbable? Ok, good.
Phew.
That was a lot, dude. That was a lot.
But we made it.
Um.
So maybe now I just gotta find a
way to get you across somehow.
Oh, there’s another thing here.
But I don’t have a lighter?
So that’s why you need to get him
over here.
He’s the fire bringer.
So how do I get you over here?
Is there? Is there, Sully?
No, really, is there?
Oh, explodies. Should I, should I explode that?
Ooh, I definitely think I should explode that.
This game loves letting me explode stuff.
And I don’t hate ‘em for it.
There is a ladder. Wow.
Bizarre. Ok, now light ‘em up, Sully.
I need you and your bad smoking habits
to set this ablazed.
And um
it’s probably gonna set that ablazed so…
Yea, do your thing.
Love your unlimited matches.
Ooh, don’t love that part though.
Dude, it’s just all like
traps and contraptions and all that.
Closes that door, opens this door.
We’re so gonna die in here. Like truly.
Should I be setting any of these things
on fire? Ooh, skeletons. Yea.
Not good signs, dude. Not good signs.
Especially that skeleton. It’s like…
Doesn’t have its lower half body.
Now what? Now what what?
Is this another puzzle?
So many puzzles. That's why, that's...
That’s how you know there’s good stuff here.
Maybe.
I don’t know.
Do you?
How do you solve it then?
O...k. So some kind of--
Oh, there’s numbers on them.
Some kind of weird gear and then some
kind of weird person looking thing.
A spider thing and then a scary face thing.
How do I…
What are you telling me to set though?
Am I supposed to get across here?
Can I get across here?
Doesn’t really look like it. Oh, you can.
Ok ok.
Yea, you don’t need to follow, Sully.
Ok, you just keep a lookout
for any creepy crawlies
coming my way.
What order is it though?
Is it only two things?
Oh. Yea, I don’t…
I didn’t wanna do that yet.
Hmm?
It came back out, right? Ok.
Definitely shouldn’t press that. So what…
Ahh ok, they’re over there so it’s just
like the order you push them in.
What was the first one? Um.
Some kind of gear thing.
Where’s the gear thing?
That’s the scary face one probably.
Where’s the gear thing?
Oh, here is the gear thing.
Um, how do I get that way?
Can I just… Can you just, can you just, can you…
Can you just for the love of god, drop down.
Drop down, dammit!
Ok.
Now climb up this one.
Push the gear thing.
Good. That’s the point.
And the second one is um…
The weird king looking thing, I wanna say.
Yea, whatever that is.
Think that’s the one that I was
on earlier.
Can I just climb up here this way?
Do I really have to climb up that way?
No, right?
You can jump up, it’s fine.
Is it this thing? Yea, it’s this thing.
Push.
And the 3rd one is some kind
of weird spider looking thing.
Which is…
That one, isn’t it? Wait, I think it is that one.
So hard to see.
Man, do not like this room. I just
feel like there are traps waiting.
Can I even climb across this way?
No, I don’t think so.
Ouch.
This one. Scary face.
Hopefully a scary face
doesn’t actually come out.
‘Cause then we’ll have another problem.
Think those are more things.
Oh, puzzle’s complete?
Oh  yea, that’s definitely bad.
Good thing you weren’t standing there.
Can I just jump down or would that kill me?
Oh god, I so wanna jump down.
But it’s probably gonna kill me.
Ladder, ladder. Where’s the ladder?
Ladder, ladder. Outta my way, Sully.
Oh god, almost fell down, Sully!
No thanks to you, buddy!
I’m watching it but it doesn’t really seem like there’s--
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
So dangerous, so dangerous.
Don’t know how I’m getting back.
Yea, I’m just saying. This whole
room looks like traps.
Huh.
Should I push this? Like, what is going on?
This is like so Tomb Raider slash Indiana Jones.
Ooh.
Is it gonna fill up? Is it gonna make us drown?
Y’know, there’s just so many dangers
in this fricking place.
I do not feel safe at all. Oh, it stopped. Ok.
Cool. I don’t know.
I guess I should?
Yep ok, I guess.
Sully, watch my back.
Or whatever it is that you’re doing.
Well y’know, it’s just a part of
this job, whatever this job is.
Why did you not jump across? Can I not do that?
Can you please jump?
Hippity hop.
Ok, hippity hop this way.
Hippity hop. Oh my god! What
kind of hippity hop was that?
It was the crappiest hippity hop
I’ve ever seen in my life.
Oh my god. Why is the jumping so weird?
It always looks like he’s gonna fall.
Why are there explosions
there? Should I shoot it?
Hmm.
Maybe back away a little bit first.
Ba-bam.
Oh hey. Oh hello, friend.
Could’ve just left you there.
But y’know, I’m not that kind of friend.
Another thingamabob here.
Hmm?
I don’t know. Wait, can I…
Oh, I see.
What kind of weird wall is this? How do we…
But how do we go though?
Oh, it just stays there? Ok sure.
Sure. The other one wouldn’t stay.
No. No, you just jinxed it.
You just jinxed it.
One of these things is gonna fall, I just know it.
Yep, I knew it.
Oh no, oh no. Seriously, seriously?
Oh, why’s it gotta be running like fricking…
Ok, you already ruined it.
Why are we running it this way?
What the hell you think this is, Crash Bandicoot?
Wow.
Holy crap.
This is so ridiculous.
Yea, after that, we better be. Can you believe
those Crash Bandicoot camera angles?
What am I looking at? What’s
with the camera angle?
Made it feel like someone was gonna chase us.
A statue… of who? Or what?
Dirt.
Ooh, is that the money?
I don’t like that.
Yea, I don’t like that even more.
What do you mean the golden man?
It was a golden man?
It was Midas?
They’ve already stolen the golden man?
Unless?
Golden man number 2.
I don’t know, man. These tracks
look just a little bit y’know…
Scary.
Like it’s a monster, y’know.
I’m just saying.
Shortcut.
Now we look for the treasure? I don’t know.
What the heck was that jump?
This game is so wack.
Oh god, why didn’t you jump?
Why did you not jump, Nathan?
You never jump when I tell you to jump?
When I say jump, you jump!
Treasure?
What the hell? I didn’t even see anything.
Sure.
I got some treasure.
Wait, why did I jump across here?
Oh, just for the treasure. I was like
this doesn’t lead anywhere.
Instead I found a turtle! At
least I think it was a turtle.
Was it a turtle? I think it was a turtle.
Hear what?
I barely heard anything. Water?
It’s water.
Oh, it’s a ship.
Under a waterfall?
That’s weird.
That’s heckin’ weird.
There better be treasure on that ship.
Treasure?
Or zombies?
Probably zombies.
Yea, I’m with you on this, Sully.
Feels y’know shady, suspicious.
Maybe even ghosty.
Yea, ghost Nazis.
Yea, I’m getting my gun ready.
‘Cause I know there’s gonna be bad stuff.
On this creepy ship.
Surprising find.
Yes yes yes, but how do I get in?
Can you dive or anything?
I don’t think so, so just swimming, I guess.
Just swimming, just keep swimming
but how do I swim inside the boat?
Maybe not this way.
How do I get it? Is that a hole? No?
Ok ok ok. Maybe… Ok, maybe…
Maybe that strange thing
that I’m seeing over yonder way.
Maybe I shouldn’t even have
jumped in the water.
I’m swimming in the direction I want,
but where am I supposed to swim?
How? Where? Huh? How do you get in?!
How do you get in this stupid thing?
What?
Why, why this camera angle?
Alright, I suppose.
This is a quite weird…
...roundabout way to get--
What? How do I get on the cliffs?
Where? Oh, this maybe.
Swing on a vine, really?
We are truly just--
What? Why? Why is that… Hold up.
Hmm? Oh, maybe this way first.
This game is really just for you
to feel like Indiana Jones.
Which way am I going?
This way maybe? I don’t know.
Can I climb up this thing?
Wow, I thought you were gonna drop.
I truly did not even see
what you were aiming for.
I just, I just jumped.
Yea, yea. Dude, you don’t
need to remind me of that.
Ok, how do you, how do you uh…
Y’know, go along this little ledge thing?
I see it. Oh geez!
I swear the fricking animation always makes me
feel like they’re gonna fall down or something.
Not good, not good, I tell you.
Not good. Absolutely terrible.
Lower ledge.
Uhh…
Ok, so dangerous, so dangerous.
So, so, so not cool. So not cool.
So terrible.
Which way? Drop down maybe.
Excellent.
That was my...
Uh y’know goal.
Now how do I get into the U-boat?
Yea yea yea?
Not funny.
Oh yea, this is gross.
Yea, something nasty.
Something real nasty.
Soup?
Don’t open, dead inside? [laughs]
I would not want to be in these kinds of places.
It just sucks
if you get trapped in here.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me.
Ok, that’s a dead body. I already hate it.
Yea, I don’t like that.
Does that look human to you?! I don’t think so!
Eugh. Yea I know, eugh.
Gross. Grody. Ugh, I hate it.
I’m outta here.
Ooh, money though. [laughs]
Well, I guess that makes it worth coming here.
Into this creepy ass place.
You sure they’re decomposing?
I don’t trust it.
