Whoops.
Alright, I could try to not break his spine.
Okay, he's above.
Should I just go up and like..
stab him?
That's mine now.
I..
You're gonna..
Hold on.
Pfffffffffft.
I'm taking this wrench with me.
It's proved useful.
Jesus Christ.
He was comin' in hot there for a second.
Oh, my God. You want me to shoot him?
I was just gonna wrench his face.
Bye bye, bucko!
I gotta go. Please.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I did a bad thing.
But, it was for profit!
I mean, I left- No on noticed, so it's fine.
You're right, that wasn't calm at all. [LAUGHS]
Oh, this poor guy, He gets to die twice.
[GASPS]
What was that?
Worker 1: "Really?"
Worker 2: "You should go figure out what that was."
Worker 1: "Yeah- Yeah, okay."
What was that?
This isn't gonna work.
Worker 1: "Nothing here!"
He took my coin!
Coin?
It's over there.
Worker 2: "Huh?"
Go get that coin.
You son of a bitch.
I don't know what happened.
That man? I don't know how he got there.
He does not give a fuck!
Are you serious?
See? I could literally get away with murder
in this game.
Not a single concern by anyone.
That sounds good.
That sounds like his body parts are being torn apart.
That's normal.
Give me your outfit. I want that sick drip.
Uhh, and then kill him.
Of course.
♪ Oh, noo ♪
Oh, someone..
Everyone saw that and did not like it.
♪ Grab his clothes ♪
Everybody disliked that.
The party's over.
I am about to..
suck at this, alright?
That's fine, I'm not a hitman in real life.
What do you want from me? Fucks.
Guard: "What's goin' on?"
Pfffft.
Already breaking the law.
I gotta do it this way. There's no other way.
Guard: "Don't let this get to you, man."
Guard: "Calm and smile. Calm and smile."
Pfft.
Guard: "No!"
That's not what I wanted. [LAUGHS]
We gotta get serious now. This is a serious mission.
What are you- Okay
well..
Guard: "Negative. We're good."
He just allowed me to do that.
Guard: "Aw, come on. What're you doing?"
Guard: "Put that thing away."
Okay.
[LAUGHS]
He- They want me to disguise myself as
the guy that he's following.
How the frick are we gonna do this?
Put it..
Put that shit there.
Let me just, uh..
Don't come in here.
You fucking- God damn.
I'm just..
I'm just gonna hide it, okay?
Don't touch my vodka!
Officer: "A drink to calm-"
Officer: "I could take you in."
God damn it. You-
You came up to me, you dick!
Aww!
Alright, I'm- I'm definitely gonna do it this time.
I just need to be..
secretive.
I'll go in the bathroom. How 'bout that?
Close the door. Jesus.
Uh!
Eh, dude- I'm in the bathroom!
You didn't even knock!
Oh, wait.
This is perfect!
Can't I just kill him right now?
I guess that's just the way it be.
[RUNWAY MUSIC]
Uh oh.
[RUNWAY MUSIC]
[RUNWAY MUSIC]
We can't miss the party.
Where's the like, weird, like
noodle looking clothing
that- That's on most fashion
shows today.
That looks like me.
That's really convenient.
Fuck you.
Give me this.
I'm lying, that looks really awful actually.
I'm gonna break your leg.
Someone's leg.
Let me just cut the line.
Alright? This is my show.
Holy shit!
This is a lot of work.
This is a lot for just, uh..
trying to blend in.
Oh, my lord.
I've changed jobs everyone.
A man of many talents.
Let me just, uh, poison it right now.
Eh- Let me just..
You know..
It's not suspicious or anything.
Did..
Nobody cared?
Guard: "Eh, heh. Yeah.."
Yeah.
Guard: "Like you're coming through here."
[SCOFFS]
Peasant!
A waiter? Thinking you can go upstairs?
At minimum wage?
It takes $10,000 just to climb these stairs!
You think you can come?
No. It's not gonna happen.
He drank it?
It looks like he's throwing up.
Oh, he is! He's in the bathroom.
Uh..
I have a feeling this guy's gonna punch me if I
open the door, so..
Alright, he does not care.
Uh, well, uh, fuck you.
Uh, that took so- [LAUGHS]
"These sounds." His throwing up-
This is normal.
This is fine. Nothing bad happened here.
We gotta be- We gotta be quick.
We gotta be quick.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
It's okay.
Dalia: "There's a body!"
[LAUGHS]
It's fine!
We're good.
Well, buddy..
Wha- Oh!
He got up!
Guard: "Who did this? God damn it!"
God frickin' damn it. I'm having a bad day.
Okay, she'll be alone next time.
Perish.
Yes!
Hold on. Sorry, let me just desecrate this corpse
even more.
Guard: "Hey, you there."
Gaurd: "Yeah, you. Fishy fella..
What do you mean?
No, no, no!
No, don't ruin this!
Oh, I am getting caught on like every single camera.
That's probably why.
Oh, we need to go.
This is sloppy, but it- It's-
The job is done, so that- That's about as good as I can get.
Well, that sucks.
It's gonna be the anniversary of this guy's death in a year too.
Are you gonna move?
This guy's just taking pics! Get outta here.
Go away!
What're you taking a picture of?
Are you livestreaming?
You're not even doing anything.
Tourist: "That's okay. Didn't hurt."
I will hurt.
I will. Get outta here.
I hate this because if this was happening in real life
this would happen!
This dude would- This fuckin' tourist would- Would-
Would actually be sitting here..
wasting my fucking time.
You want me to eliminate him? Here you go.
Happy?
Delivery Man: "Help me!"
He didn't even-
He didn't even see it happen!
Guard: "You're trespassing."
Oh, I'm sorry.
Guard: "That's it.."
Frisk me, baby.
Guard: "This is a secure perimeter."
Oh, wait. Don't I have a gun on me?
I do have a gun. You're right, my silencer.
Guard: "Hey, why're you carrying that stuff around?"
Guard: "That's insane."
Because it's my second amendment right?
God.
I don't have a bomb on me.
I don't have one. I'm sorry!
I'm just gonna..
You know, I'm gonna give him the ol' razzle dazzle.
Wanna kill him with a screwdriver?
I'll see you in hell!
I need your nice white tank top please.
And your sick shades.
Blended in, baby.
Let's go.
Dude, I look so good.
What is that- What is that cowboy strap?
What the hell is that?
I've never seen that before.
"His body"? His body's fine.
Ugh.
Fine, I will do your bidding.
Alright?
You want the body gone so bad?
The body's gone.
He's gone.
That guy is officially dead.
He was just knocked out and now he's dead. Are you happy?
Hey, lady. This coin?
Want a coin?
They may not pay you, but I will.
Damn it! Come back here!
Come here.
Aw, of course!
♪
