when youre- when you show up late to the party
but they havent-but theres still some triscuts left
i havent been vining lately because this
is the most important thing in my life-
out the way dickhead
my xbox 1 its got fifa on it
[music]
when your pizza rolls are done
did you hang out with beth last night
you know yea i did
oh ha i love beth
you hate beth YEA NO SHIT HONEY
i saw you hanging out
with katelyn yesterday
re-rebecca its not what you think
i wont hesitate BITCH
hey im sorry i didnt see you there
i was too busy mmm
blocking out the haters
the doctor said you NEED potassium just eat yogurt then
yogurt is just fruit sperm,,, and im not gay
hi my name is tre i have a basketball game tomorrooow
im a point guard ive got a shoe game
2 bros chilling in the hot tub
5 feet apart cuz theyre not gay
are you studying for your finals
sydney
stop it
are you kidding me (HYA)
[unintelligible] run in here and come get yall juice
it says hotboy!
HOTBOY HOTBOY HOTBOY HOTBOYHOTBOY
brandon ask me what kind of tree i have
no brandon ask me what kind of tree i have
no
just-brandon ask me what kind of tree i have
what kind of tree-
its a chris pine
will the owner of the lime green honda please come
to the front desk
are my lights on?
no i just wanted to see what you LOOK like dude your
cars fucking ugly
[unintelligible]
i want to see my little boy
here he comes
i want to see my little boy
[music]
dude you want me to turn the light off?
OR we could turn UP
have you done improv??
sorry for not wishing you a happy birthday
its my birthday week! wish me one now
hOW DARE YOU GREEDY NO GOOD-
[glass shatter sound]
[light music]
youve got a really nice dick <3
thanks dude
the cow says mooo butterfly dont say nuffin
pig says you have the right to remain silent
[music]
[laughter]
this is the worst day of my LIFE
cory, please be careful going down the rail-
[SCREAM]
johns in the washing machine trying
to scare someone lets see how it goes
JESUS FUCK
[light music]
[music]
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
bitch i swear to god
you wanna supersize that for $10
yes of course
oh! its actually $3
i wouldve paid 50 ok and im not FUCKING around
[music] i hate. my body. i hate. my body. i hate-
hey how much money do you have
ah, like 69 cents
oh! you know what that means!
i dont have enough money for chicken nugget
[loud music]
I DONT EM PUTTING CHEMICALLS
IN THE WATER
THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
[GRUNTS] SICK OF THIS CRAP
hey beautiful
can i get 2 rum and cokes
you didnt have to buy me a drink
oh my god
hey babe, happy 1 year
im 27
[glass shatter]
[glass shatter]
[sound of silence playing
in the background] [light thunk]
[glass shatter]
i have a banana peel on the ground
im gonna see if its really
slippery like it is in the cartoon
[SCREAM]
go!
hop on!
go on
[crying]
[music] im the best!
[music]
uh uh hold up!
you messing with my truck??
you messing with
my truck dipstick???
hey how yall [GROWLING]
RRRRR RRRRR [SCREAM]
GET YOUR FUCKING DOG
BITCH
it dont bite
YES IT DO GET TH-
[around the world playing in background]
[snores that sound like a plane]
[loud horn noise]
whats up my names todd. varsity football
ok
VARSITY
FOOTBALL
its 4 in the morning
turn the light back off
[quiet] thank you
[quiet] NO STOP
[music]
that 1 friend thats always cold
im cold
youre always cold.
but ill be damned
if youre not my friend
please god just let me have 1 good day
oh my god you again??
give it a rest buddy
whats up guys wanted to give you an update
UMMMM
my worms are back
YIKES
[music]
at night- i think about how much i
hate myself and sometimes-
shes mine!
thats my girlfriend! shes spoken for-
[thud]
oh my gosh!
[chuckle]
mom can we stop at mcdonalds
jessica im making dinner at home
i hate this FUCKING family
dude why is that guy so good
at bowling
you either buckle down and do your
work or youll end up at mcdonalds
we going to mcdonalds if i dont do my work??
nO
cmon it doesnt hurt that much
its a bb gun
for real cmon-
can we just- can we talk
alright say cheese!
oh, im vegan so,,, cant really,,,
oh my god,,,,,
yknow, soy! [chuckle] you know
hey guys im,,, really sad
when my mom asks
you to- help with the grocerys
sorry im on tha toilet
hope that ice cream dont melt
BITCH
things are kinda falling apart i dont know,,,
its all about a positive outlook :)!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
dude you were wearing that yesterday
you ever hear of a WASHER and
DRYER??
[quiet] alright
[echoing] i havent done my laundry in months
but that place is haunted
ghosts prey on fear just be confident
I AM NOT SCARED. I AM NOT A PUSSY
greg pass this idiot
[loud honks] oh! my god-
i will now attempt to do a backflip
as an ostrich
[thud] [grunt] aaaaa
[music] [car doors slamming]
did he just say the f word?? turn off that
music-
