[Matt] Hey, you gotta draw yourself— What's up, guys? Today we're playing Drawful.
[Matt] We got our good friends JackSepticEye and OneyNG on the couch with us.
[Jack] Oney, how good friends are you with them?
[Oney] Not very...
[Matt] FUCK.
[Ryan] Come on, we just spent, like, a night together.
[Matt] I'm sharing a bed with you tonight, Chris, come on dude—
[Ryan] We have a blow up— Why are you so obsessed with fucking sharing a—
[Jack] RYAN, put your shit in!
[Ryan] I'm g— Sorry. Fuck.
[Jack] Fucking asshole.
[Jack] What do I draw?
[Ryan] Draw your face or whatever, how you want to be perceived.
[Matt] Well I accidentally just drew a line and there's no erase button, so.
[Matt] That's a valuable lesson about this game, is there's no erase button.
[Jack] There we go, here we go. A septic eye.
[Oney] You got it?
[Jack] Chris, don't draw well.
[Oney] Okay. Done.
[Matt] Yeah, Chris is an artist.
*spluttering*
[Matt] GODDAMN IT. You look so good!
[Jack] You look like a potato.
[Ryan] There we go.
[Matt] I'm almo— I'm almost done, dude.
[Oney] Ryan, you look great!
[Ryan] Thanks, dude!
[Jack] You're a superhero!
[Jack] Where'd your pants go, dude?
[Jack] Where'd your pants go, dude?
[Matt] Alright—
[Matt] I drew, uh— Alright, mine's SpongeBob with a dick.
[Jack] Is that SpongeBob dabbing?
[Matt] Yeah, with a dick.
[Jack] Press this button to cancel game—
[Ryan] NO.
[Jack] Okay.
[Matt] Alright, we're in.
[Jack] Aw, man. Now mine looks stupid.
[Ryan] Yours looks good, Jack.
[Matt] What is that?
[Jack] No, it doesn't! It looks fucking...
[Oney] You didn't connect the line of the circle—
[Ryan] You could've added some veins in there.
[Jack] Shut up!
[Jack] You're pissing me off.
[Jack] My OCD's kicking in.
[Ryan] Okay, wait. Okay, now we gotta draw our shit.
[Matt] So, for those of you who don't know how this game works, everyone is given a topic to draw,
[Matt] and everyone else has to guess it. And you wanna try to guess the correct answer,
[Matt] and you want to try and throw everyone else off with your answer.
[Matt] And if that doesn't make sense, then just keep watching the video and you'll figure it out.
[Jack] Matt, we get it! Shut up and draw!
[Matt] I'm sorry!
[Jack] Come ooon.
[Ryan] I don't know how to fucking— I don't know how to draw this!
[Matt] Draw it the best you can, Ryan.
[Jack] Just draw a big stupid dick on the screen.
[Matt] Dude, draw Alex.
[Jack] Just draw yourself.
[Oney] Look at him fingering that... (???)
[Ryan] There. That's the best I can do.
[Matt] Alright, let's see.
[Jack] Don't fuck it up, Chris.
[Matt] I bet— I can't wait to see Chris' drawing. It's going to be so good.
[Oney] Nah, it's not.
[Jack] Chris, do you animate?
[Oney] I used to.
[Matt] What do you mean, you used to?
[Oney] Before I became a professional let's player.
[Jack] Just like me! I animated everything. You know The Simpsons? I did that.
[Matt] Oh shit, dude.
[Jack] That was me.
[Oney] I didn't know you did that.
[Ryan] Uh-oh.
[Matt] Oooh.
[Matt] Oh shit!
[Ryan] Okay, okay...
[Oney] Oh shit, it's so obvious now!
[Ryan] I think I know what it is. Yeah.
[Jack] Uh no, I dunno what it is!
[Ryan] *belches* Sorry...
[Matt] Ryan, you buh-barian. Bar— Buh-barian.
[Ryan] Buh-barian?
[Matt] You barbarian!
[Jack] Y-you muh bumbo.
[Matt] Mubumbo.
[Matt] Can we get a picture of mubumbo on the screen?
[Matt] CHRIS!
[Ryan] Yes, yes!
[Matt] You fell for it, you stupid cunt!
[Jack] "OH, it's so easy now!"
[Ryan] Did you ACTUALLY fall for that?
[Oney] Yeah, dude.
[Oney] I picked the closest thing to 'Disney monorail' that I could.
[Matt] Disney TRACKS?
[Jack] The Disney vault!
[Oney] Aw, it is?
[Matt] Yeah, I didn't know how to draw the Disney vault.
[Jack] I didn't even know it was a Disney thing until ALL of you said Disney.
[Ryan] Oh, I thought it was SO obvious.
[Ryan] That's OBVIOUSLY Mickey Mouse.
[Matt] It could just be three holes!
[Jack] Shut up, Ryan. Fuck you.
[Jack] Oh, god.
[Ryan] Uhhh.
[Matt] What is THIS?
[Jack] This is Chris'.
[Oney] It sure is, yeah.
[Ryan] It's gonna be obvious once it gives us the answer.
[Jack] Don't look at my screen, Chris.
[Oney] I'm not!
[Oney] I made it real easy...
[Jack] I'll kill you.
[Matt] Daddy SpongeBob's in.
*Matt noises*
[Jack] His fucking—
[Jack] His dick's longer than his legs!
*Ryan noises?*
[Matt] So's mine. Ha ha, right?
*more noises*
[Oney] I can't do it.
[Jack] My voice is fucked.
[Matt] I've got a big penis.
[Ryan] I don't know, I don't know!
[Matt] Give it your best guess, dude.
[Oney] Fucking look at it! It's easy!
[Jack] Stop being a dick!
[Ryan] FUCK. I misspelled a word so it's obvious!
[Matt] *sneezes* Sneeze, bless me please.
[Jack] Pizza abovd graph plain?
[Matt] What the fuck? My phone went— My phone went back to the main screen.
*weird laughter*
[Jack] Ah, fuck! It's one or— Ergh! Fuck!
[Ryan] Uhhh.
[Jack] This one, 'cause no one would—
[Ryan] Yes, yeah, I'm just gonna get this one.
[Jack] No one would write this.
[Matt] Got eee.
[Jack] FUCK!
[Matt] You stupid idiot.
[Jack] Is it 80's?
[Oney] Yeah, dude.
[Jack] Fuck, that was the other one I was gonna pick.
[Matt] Fuck! Oh, I got it! I got it, dude.
[Ryan] Goddamn it.
[Matt] Bazinga.
[Matt] Ha ha!
[Oney] See, it's the palm tree and the car and the sun and the grid.
[Ryan] I didn't know...
[Matt] I thought— That's what I— Yeah! That's why I got it.
[Matt] You guys got my vaporwave getaway one.
[Jack] Chris, you're a fucking asshole.
[Oney] *quietly* I know...
[Jack] Look at that stupid spud face of yours!
[Matt] Oh shit. I'm winning.
[Jack] No one CARES, Matt. Fuck off.
[Matt] I care, 'cause I'm winning.
[Matt] I'm better than all of you! — I'm just kidding, guys, I don't mean to be an asshole.
[Jack] Yeah, you do.
[Ryan] Uh-oh!
[Matt] Who drew this?
[Oney] Snapchat.
[Matt] Ryan, did you draw this?
[Ryan] No.
[Jack] Your cat drew it. Shut up.
[Matt] Dude!
[Jack] What?
[Matt] He can't draw. He doesn't have thumbs.
[Jack] He doesn't— Well I can't draw either, and I do.
[Matt] His dick looks like a Cheerio.
[Matt] Ryan, can you vouch for that?
[Ryan] Yeah.
[Jack] Banana's?
[Ryan] Yeah.
[Jack] Why would his dick look like a Cheerio?
[Ryan] 'Cause it's so small!
[Jack] That doesn't fucking mean anything!
[Matt] Alright, Daddy's in.
[Matt] Chris, your drawing's so good.
[Matt] *quietly* Like your face...
[Jack] Yes yes yes!
[Matt] YES!
[Matt] Yes...
[Jack] Gimme some of that daddy juice!
[Ryan] There we go.
[Oney] Specter— Two of 'em—
[Ryan] Fuck. FUCK.
[Oney] You guys are assholes.
[Jack] How did you do that? How did you both put down spooky specter?
[Matt] Okay, let's see.
[Matt] Maybe one of them's the right one.
[Ryan] Damn it.
[Jack] Got eee!
[Matt] FUCK. What is it, then?
[Jack] Nice!
[Oney] Yes.
[Jack] What did you put in?
[Ryan] Damn it, Onision.
[Jack] NICE.
[Matt] Chris, how is that American Horror Story?
[Matt] What the fuck?
[Oney] How is it spooky specter?
[Matt] Because— Have you ever seen the show?
[Oney] No.
[Matt] No, he— he only watches— 
[Jack] No, I'm the one who drew it.
[Matt] Oh.
[Ryan] Chris was last one.
[Matt] Oh, shit, I'm sorry, I forgot
[Ryan] Dumbass.
[Jack] How did you not get— It was the only one that a full, like, three words in it.
[Matt] Jack only watches Irish Horror Story.
[Ryan] What's this one?
[Matt] Ha ha...
[Oney] Uhhh.
[Matt] What is this, Ryan?
[Jack] I'm glad you committed to that joke, 'cause no one laughed.
[Oney] Whoa, dude.
[Matt] God! Just, just brutal.
[Jack] This is— Uhhh— Good ol' Ireland.
[Oney] Sure is.
[Jack] Down the street.
[Ryan] What I drew?
[Jack] When— When you're going to mass—
[Jack] Oh, fuck.
[Oney] The Oklahoma City—
[Ryan] What the fuck?
[Matt] Alright— Uh—
[Matt] Oh, shit...
[Ryan] Waddup.
[Jack] Here come dat—
[Matt] Oh no, why did it go back?!
[Matt] My phone keeps fucking up!
[Ryan] You're the only one having trouble— 
[Jack] Stop letting it lock!
[Matt] It's not locking. Okay. I got it.
[Ryan] You're the only one having trouble.
[Matt] Alright, let's see.
[Jack] I got this.
[Oney] I think mine crashed.
[Ryan] YES.
[Matt] Oh, shit!
[Ryan] Ah, so many points!
[Matt] Ryan, you just got some points, dude.
[Jack] God, fuck.
[Ryan] Look at me. Watch this. Am I going to be number one now?
[Matt] What a dick!
[Ryan] Fuck.
[Matt] Oh shit, we're— 
[Matt & Ryan] tied.
[Jack] *gasp* I'm losing?!
[Matt] Jinx!
[Jack] Fuck you guys.
[Matt] Alright, let's draw something new.
[Jack] Come ON.
[Matt] I got a really good one.
[Jack] I don't even know what this looks like.
[Oney] Me neither.
[Matt] I don't know how to draw this, though.
[Jack] Everyone's gonna laugh so bad at me.
[Jack] Can we start again?
[Matt] No, you can't erase.
[Jack] I'm giving— I'm taking off my shoes, is that okay?
[Matt] NOOO.
[Jack] Listen, listen!
[Jack] Oh fuck my dick.
[Matt] DUDE.
[Ryan] Are you making loud banging noises?
[Ryan] Oh yeah, we don't have Catherine to worry about anymore.
[Matt] Yeah, yeah, guys, about that, Catherine— Catherine moved out. She doesn't live underneath us anymore.
[Jack] Taking off my socks, as well.
[Ryan] He just put his fucking sock in his nose, Matt's nose.
[Jack] The little 'poof'—
[Matt] We've been walking around VidCon all day. It smells like shit!
[Matt] But dude, your feet smell fucking awful, Jack.
[Matt] You know I love you, but that—
[Jack] You just said we were walking around VidCon all day. Fuck you.
[Matt] Oh.
[Ryan] I'm so glad I got this.
[Matt] I can't believe you actually got the right answer.
[Ryan] I'm— Wait— Who— Wait. Chris, was this you?
[Oney] No.
[Matt] No, this was me.
[Ryan] Oh.
[Matt] I can't believe you actually guessed this.
[Ryan] Yeah?
[Jack] AW CRAP.
[Matt] Let's see.
[Ryan] I know—
[Jack] Aw, it's Cleveland, isn't it?
[Matt] There's our boy.
[Matt] OJ Simpson.
[Jack] It's Cleveland, isn't it?
[Matt] Our innocent boy.
[Ryan] Jack Black...
[Oney] Yes, dude.
[Jack] Fuck you, you dick!
[Ryan] Aaand boom!
[Matt] Ah, yes. The best city in all of I— Ohio.
[Matt] Where dreams are made.
[Cleveland Brown] Oh no...
[Not Cleveland Brown] Oh no...
[Ryan] That was a good impression.
[Matt's Good Ass Cleveland Brown Impression] My name is Cleveland Brown—
[Matt] That's my good ass impression of Cleveland Brown.
[Jack] Dude, it was sick.
[Matt] Thanks bro.
[Joe Swanson] SICK.
[Matt] Oh shit.
[Jack] Oh, look at me down there with 4000.
[Matt] Wow, dude, maybe you shouldn't be so gay.
[Jack] Hope you all...
[Matt] What is this?
[Jack] Flaming butthole!
[Matt] Chris, did you draw this?
[Oney] Dude, of course I did.
[Jack] I like the little hand grabbing his leg.
[Oney] Oh yeah, he's like— "Heh - WOO."
[Jack] Thanks, for this.
[Oney] Lorax rimjob?
[Matt] Okay.
[Matt] I think I got this one.
[Ryan] I definitely got this one.
[Jack] Oh, fuck.
[Matt] We'll see about that, Ryan.
[Matt] FUCK.
[Jack] Ha ha.
[Matt] I thought I had it
[Jack] Ha, ha, ha.
[Matt] *Matt noises*
[Ryan] Yep. Here I come.
[Jack] Yesss.
[Matt] Ah, shit.
[Jack] Hey, Matt, what does that smell like?
[Jack] Smells like the sweet taste of my—
[Matt] Of your awful feet, dude.
[Jack] Of my dick on your face.
[Ryan] Just slap it on there, Jack.
[Jack] Just fucking—
[Matt] Ah, shit— OW! God! He's sitting on my face!
[Matt] Legitimately— Your ass smells good, though.
[Oney] DUDE. I'm okay again. 
[Matt] Smells like—
[Jack] How?
[Ryan] You know MY ass doesn't smell good, though.
[Matt] Not at all.
[Jack] Wait, who's winning?
[Matt] Do you put deodorant on your ass, Jack?
[Jack] Yeah.
[Matt] It smells really good.
[Ryan] What the fuck?
[Jack] I don't fucking know.
[Oney] Guys, learn to fucking draw.
[Jack] SHUT UP.
[Ryan] Who drew this one?
[Jack] ME.
[Ryan] JACK.
[Jack] What does it look like?
[Ryan] Nothing!
[Jack] Exactly.
[Ryan] It looks like those Unown things from Pokémon.
[Jack] WELL, when you fucking see— MissingNo.?
[Jack] When you see what it was, you'll know how I didn't know how to fucking draw it.
[Matt] Ugh.
[Jack] I wish I were dead.
[Matt] I don't know, dude, what is this?
[Jack] Dr. Pepper.
[Matt] *blep* I can't stop burping 'cause I was just drinking some Dr. Pepper.
[Matt] SPONSOR US.
[Jack] Dr. Peeper.
[Matt] Wow.
[Jack] 'Dumb fucking Jack shit.'
[Jack] Thanks.
[Matt] This one'll be easy to pick the right answer.
[Matt] No, but if we pick the right answer, Jack gets points.
[Matt] It's only fair...
[Oney] Awww shit.
[Jack] I can hear your dog.
[Ryan] That's too bad.
*poorly imitated Lego noises*
[Jack] See, how was I supposed to draw that?
[Matt] Yeah, that's actually— To be fair, I don't know how I would draw that, either.
[Jack] It's a coat hanger and a ticket.
[Matt] How is that a ticket?
[Jack] It has a 1 on it, and it's ripped off.
[Matt] It looks like— a little like—
[Matt] I don't know, dude.
[Jack] Well, you look like someone who would get fucked in prison.
[Matt] Prob'ly—
[Matt] Jesus Christ, I mean I probably would.
[Matt] Like, being honest.
[Jack] YESSS.
[Ryan] Damn it!
[Jack] Look who's on top, bitches!
[Matt] HOW DID I GET TO THE BOTTOM?
[Jack] Because you suck balls.
[Oney] Because you're fucking dumb, dude.
[Ryan] Here's mine, guys.
[Oney] Ummm, is that King Henry?
[Ryan] Did King Henry have tits?
[Jack] Deeeeem titties.
[Jack] Come on, Matt.
[Matt] I'm try— I'm thinking, dude. Hold on a second.
[Jack] Fucking dickfart.
[Matt] I'm not a dickfart, dude.
[Ryan] His dick reminds me of the movie Tremor.
[Matt] Wh— How?!
[Ryan] Those things come out of it—
[Jack] The big snakes!
[Jack] His dick reminds me of Shrek.
[Jack] Because Donkey was in it.
[Matt] I've been told that my penis looks like Patrick from the Fry Cook Games.
[Jack] Fuck's sake...
[Ryan] Arthur?
[Jack] Anita Sarkeesian?
[Oney] Arthur...
[Jack] Dude!
[Ryan] I saw Anita Sarkeesian tonight!
[Matt] Yeah, we both saw her tonight, at the VidCon party.
[Matt] We saw Anita Sarkeesian and I was gonna... give her a...
[Matt] Slap. Shit.
[Jack] Fuck!
[Oney] Thank you, Jack.
[Oney] Thank you, gosh.
[Jack] Oney, suck on my nuts.
[Matt] Ugly princess.
[Matt] Yeah!!
[Matt] Ha ha!
[Ryan] Did I— Did I do well?
[Jack] Awww, that's not a good...
[Ryan] No?
*noises*
[Matt] Yeah...
[Matt] Yeah!
[Jack] Yeah, dude.
[Matt] Let's make some let's player noises.
*let's player noises*
[Jack] Shit!
[Oney] Sounded like—
[Matt] Oh, FUCK YOU, Ryan!
[Ryan] YES, YES!
[Oney] What?!
[Matt] You little cock.
[Ryan] I love it!
[Matt] Did you see the cat just throw a Gatorade cap under the door? Did you see that?
[Matt] Just came sliding under the door.
[Ryan] Well, I won.
[Oney] What the fuck, dude?
[Matt] Fuck you.
[Ryan] That means all of you have to kiss me now.
[Matt] Fuck.
