No formula, just mommy's healthy
natural breast milk. (sigh) Yummy.
Her whole face just got swollen like this overnight.
No fever. Glands normal. Missing her
vaccination dates. We're not vaccinating. (gribbit gribbit gribbit)
Think they don't work?
I think some multinational
pharmaceutical company wants me to think
they work,
pad their bottom line. Mmm hmm. May I? Sure.
(ribbit ribbit) All-natural
no dyes is a good business, all-natural children's toys.
Those toy companies, they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs.
They don't lie about how much they spend on
research and development. The worst
that a toy company could be accused of is making a really boring frog.
(ribbit ribbit ribbit) You know another
really good business? Teeny, tiny
baby coffins. You can get them in
frog green, fire engine red. Really.
The antibodies in yummy mummy only
protect the kid for six months which is why these
these companies think they can gouge you.
They think that you'll spend whatever they
ask to keep your kid alive.
Wanna change things? Prove them wrong. A few
hundred parents like you decide they'd rather
let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination,
believe me prices will drop really fast. (ribbit)
(ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit)
Tell me what she has. (sigh) A cold.
