Hello everyone, Sal from Khan Academy here.
Nah, just kidding but we are gonna beat that
motherfucker at his own game. You think you
know kindergarten math? Let me tell you. I
seriously doubt, sir, that you completed kindergarten
in two minutes, okay? It probably took you
a year; it seems to take everyone a year.
So, this strat that I'm using skips, you know,
several months worth of your life by just
knowing the answers. And, I mean, it seems
obvious in retrospect; it's like "Oh, why
don't I just NOT go to kindergarten and just
know the answers?" But it took, I guess, up
until now to realize this, like - you don't
have to - you can just DO it. Like, look,
I'm just clicking on the answers I mean what
else is there to say, you know? What am I
doing right now, okay what comes after 10?
What comes after 2? Uh, 10, oh wow -these
are actually really fast - four plus one;
five. Easy, so easy. Uh, how many - er - what
- okay circles, yeah, circles are really easy.
Look at, look at those uh green dots at the
bottom. They're just piling up at an absolutely
incredible rate. Who's this guy? Oh, he's
got buttons on his jacket or something? I
- I will say, to be fair, this - this wasn't
my first attempt; I did - you know, some of
the questions I sort of already know, uh,
what to expect but there's still - there's
so many that you still kind of have to just
know. But, like I say, like: just know them.
It's really - it's really as simple as that.
So, in - in my opinion: kindergarten percent
is dead. I - I don't see how you could possibly,
uh, do kindergarten math faster than this.
It's really just - oh, by the way, this is
the only RNG in the entire run is putting
those, uh, things in boxes ; sometimes it's
like ten and it takes a really long time so
if someone had a good strat for that it might
actually save a few seconds. But, that's purely
theoretical. But, as you can see, we're - we're
almost at the end. Perfect run so far; only
minor hesitations. Um, yeah, which - what's
a, uh thing that doesn't have corners? Uh,
what's a rectangle? You know, you really just
- you really just click on the answers. And,
that's really all there is to it. So, thanks
for watching; Sal get absolutely wrecked.
I love you buddy, but get wrecked, and I'll
see you guys later.
