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>>HEY ROB, IRENE,
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
WELL, AS YOU KNOW THE YMCA
HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME
BUDGET CUTS SO WE'VE BEEN
REQUIRED TO COMBINE SOME CLUBS.
THE CRAFT CLUB AND THE SEWING
CLUB ARE ACTUALLY NOW THE
"HOMEMAKING CLUB" AND THE
MEDIEVAL CLUB AND DUNGEONS
AND DRAGONS CLUB IS NOW THE
"SINGLE MEN OVER 35" CLUB.
>>OKAY, LISTEN, FRANK,
I CAN SEE WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS,
BUT AS THE LEADER OF
THE FEMINIST GROUP FOR
STRENGTH AND SERENITY WE
REFUSE TO COMBINE WITH HIM.
HE REPRESENTS
EVERYTHING WE'RE AGAINST.
>>HEY, THE "MASCULINIST CLUB OF
MANLY-MANHOOD MAN TIMES"
OR "MCMMM",
WILL PREVAIL.
>>YOU HAVE SIX
MEMBERS WORLDWIDE.
>>GUYS, I KNOW THIS
SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY,
BUT YOU SCORED ALMOST
IDENTICALLY ON THE CLUB
COMPATIBILITY TEST.
>>WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>>I MEAN, WE COULD REDO THE TEST
ORALLY RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT.
>>YES, PLEASE.
>>OKAY.
>>WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE
GREATEST MOVEMENT OF THE 1900'S?
>>WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE.
>>WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE.
>>WHAT?
>>WHAT?
>>SEE, COMPATIBLE?
>>YOU HONESTLY CARE THAT
MUCH ABOUT WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE?
>>ABSOLUTELY.
BEFORE WOMEN SUFFRAGE,
YOUR PEOPLE EXPECTED MY
PEOPLE TO DO ALL OF THE VOTING.
>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE CAME
ABOUT WHEN MEN FINALLY GAVE
WOMEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE.
>>[LAUGHTER]
[CLAPS]
WOW.
WAY TO TWIST THE FACTS
TO PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON
WOMEN'S NEFARIOUS PAST.
>>DO YOU KNOW THAT THE
WORD SUFFRAGE MEANS?
>>YEAH.
IT'S AN ONOMATOPOEIA.
IT MEANS MEN SUFFER
WHEN WOMEN RAGE.
>>EVERYTHING YOU
JUST SAID WAS WRONG.
>>WAS IT?
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING
ME SUFFRAGE NOW.
>>OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, UM, MAYBE LET'S
GO ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION.
TRUE OR FALSE,
THERE SHOULD BE EQUAL PAY IN THE
WORK PLACE REGARDLESS OF GENDER.
>>TRUE.
>>TRUE.
>>OKAY, THERE IS
NO WAY THAT YOU,
OF ALL PEOPLE,
THINK THAT IT'S A SOCIETAL
INJUSTICE THAT WOMEN
ARE PAID LESS THAN MEN.
>>YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE SOCIETAL INJUSTICE IS THAT
MEN ARE PAID MORE THAN WOMEN.
>>ROB, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
>>FACT, MEN ARE PAID 22
PERCENT MORE THAN WOMEN,
THEREFORE IF I'M WALKING DOWN
THE STREET WITH A WOMAN,
IT'S 22 PERCENT MORE
LIKELY THAT I'LL BE MUGGED.
#MOREMONEYMOREPROBLEMS.
>>FRANK, PLEASE,
DO NO MAKE US COMBINE
WITH A GROUP THAT ACTIVELY
PROTESTS AMELIA EARHART.
>>YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY
SEXIST THAT WE REVERE HER.
I GET LOST ALL THE TIME,
BUT DOES ANYONE CALL ME A HERO?
NO.
IN FACT,
SEARCH AND RESCUE IS LIKE,
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE
SEND SOMEONE TO FIND YOU."
AND I'M LIKE,
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT
WAL-MART IS SO BIG."
>>[SCREAMS] 
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, UM,
I ACTUALLY-
I THINK I FOUND ONE
THAT YOU DISAGREE ON.
WHAT IS THE GREATEST
PROFESSIONAL SPORT EVER?
>>WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS.
>>WNBA.
>>[SCOFFS] OH, COME ON.
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
I AM UNAPOLOGETIC FEMINIST AND
EVEN I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WNBA.
>>THE ENTIRE REASON WHY
I STARTED THE MASCULINIST
MOVEMENT WAS BECAUSE
THE WNBA REJECTED ME.
>>BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN.
>>AND THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SEXIST TO YOU?
>>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
WANT TO BE IN THE WNBA?
THERE'S NO MONEY,
NO FAME, NO FANS!
>>AND NO PRESSURE,
BUT IN THE NBA OR MNBA,
THANK YOU,
IF LEBRON JAMES MISSES A
GAME WINNING FREE THROW
TWITTER EXPLODES IN
LIKE A BABY PANDA DIES.
>>OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
>>IT'S LIKE THE OLD ADAGE,
"IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST
"AND MISSES A LAY-UP,
"BUT NOBODY SEES IT,
"BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST
"TREES IN THAT FOREST,
"THEY CAN'T EVEN DUNK,
"DOES THE TREE FEEL BAD
FOR MISSING AN EASY SHOT?"
I DON'T KNOW,
I'M NOT A TREEOLOGIST.
>>OKAY, THIS MAN IS
CLEARLY A CHAUVINIST.
>>NO.
NO.
ANY MAN WHO DEFENDS THE WNBA,
NO MATTER THE REASON,
CANNOT BE A CHAUVINIST.
YOUR CLUBS ARE NOW ONE.
>>OH PLEASE!
OKAY, FINE, BUT YOUR CLUB
BETTER TAKE OUR GROUP
DISCUSSIONS SERIOUSLY.
>>OH, WE WILL.
OKAY?
WHAT'S NEXT WEEK'S DISCUSSION
SO THAT WE CAN PARTICIPATE.
>>OKAY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
HOW TO FIGHT AGAINST GREEDY
CORPORATE HOSPITALS BY
USING A CERTIFIED MIDWIFE.
>>OH, WE DON'T LIKE
THE TERM MIDWIFE.
WE FIND IT VERY
DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST US
CERTIFIED MIDHUSBANDS.
>>FRANK, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING
TO MAKE ME SUFFER THROUGH THIS?
>>ROB, THANK YOU
FOR DEFENDING US.
YEAH.
>>FACT, THERE ARE 10 PERCENT
MORE FEMALE THAN MALE
SUBSCRIBERS ON STUDIO C.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I DO NOT LIKE THOSE NUMBERS
AND YOU CAN TRUST THEM BECAUSE
I'M A CERTIFIED NUMBEROLOGIST.
SO, COME ON MEN,
PUSH THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE.
LET'S GET THE NUMBERS UP!
I WANT-
I WANT US TO HAVE-
I WANT-
IT SHOULD BE LIKE 70/52
PERCENT WISE WITH THE MALES.
MORE MALES THAN FEMALES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
IT'S LIKE THE OLD ADAGE,
"A SQUEAKY WHEEL
GETS THE SUBSCRIBERS."
[LAUGHS]
THAT'S DEER'S HEAD JUST CAME
OFF BECAUSE I'M A MAN.
I CAN PULL DEER'S HEADS OFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
