- Hey Pear, hey, hey Pear, hey.
- What? What do you want Orange?
(monster noises)
(screaming)
(crashing)
- [Man] Ow, my leg.
- Whoa, where'd this
awesome fishbowl come from?
- I don't know, how would I know?
I hate bowling, ha ha ha ha.
- No, not that kind of bowl.
- Oh I don't think so.
This is a shark tank.
- Shark tank? Really dude?
- Yeah really.
Dude.
- Oh lay off him Pear, it's
just a little great white lie.
(laughter and groaning)
Jokes.
- They won't be laughing at me again,
not when my device is finished.
- Mini fish, hey, hey.
- Leave me alone.
My evil plan for world
domination is nearly ready.
- Mini mini fishy fishy, mini fish.
- I am not a fish.
I am a shark, and Dr. Shark at that.
Thank you very much.
- Technically, sharks are fish, dude.
- Oh would you call
Jaws a fish to his face?
- No.
- See, there's no difference.
- I'd say there's about
a 20 foot difference,
(laughter and growling)
- Exactly, the difference
is, Jaws could eat me.
- I could totally eat you.
I eat things all the time.
Huge things.
- Oh yeah, is that why you're being
given fish food right now?
- Huh?
Uh, this is so embarrassing.
I told them I eat steak.
I swear, I eat like 30 t-bone steaks a day
cause I'm so evil and ferocious.
Did I say 30?
I meant 30 billion.
- Sounds like a real not-so-big
fish story, ha ha ha.
- It's not a fish story.
It's a true shark story.
Now leave me alone.
I have very scary, very evil work to do.
- Oh right, you're some
sort of evil genius.
Just like you're a steak chomping shark,
it's hard to keep up.
- Hey fishy, fishy, fish, fish.
Hey fish, Mr. Fish, hey.
- What?
- Fish!
- Yes, I get it, you think I'm a fish.
- No, fish!
- Oh my.
- Oh, you're not scared
of a little old fish,
are you mini shark?
Eh, scared of this clown?
You make me laugh, bwa ha ha ha.
(screaming)
(laughter)
- Hey make that noise
again, that was funny.
- I absolutely will not.
- Oh come on.
Shark Week needs to hear
the shark shriek, ha ha.
- You enjoy Shark Week, do you?
I'm glad to hear it because
once I fire my moon laser,
it will be shark week every week.
(Evil laughter)
- What kind of laser are
we talking about here?
- A laser capable of turning
every living creature
on the planet into a shark, that's what.
(gasping)
(laughter)
Observe, my remote control is complete.
I will test it now,
and this clown fish will
serve as a perfect guinea pig.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know a way better guinea pig.
- Hey.
- Yo what's the haps Nibbles?
Wanna get turned into a shark?
- Yeah man, like whatever.
- Enough of this foolishness.
I will now turn this fish into a shark.
(growling)
- He mini shark, hey,
your button pressing isn't very
impressing, ha ha ha ha ha.
(growling)
- Once again, I wish I had thumbs.
- Yeah, having some trouble there buddy?
- I've got it, thank you very much.
- Keep trying.
Shark Week needs to see
this weak shark, ha ha ha.
(growling)
- It's working, it's working.
(screaming)
- Look, the fish is turning into a shark.
- Ha ha ha, indeed.
One by one, my moon laser will turn
everything on Earth into
a shark, bwa ha ha ha.
- Uh, it's getting a little
big for your fishbowl,
don't you think?
- First off, it's a shark tank,
and secondly, uh yeah I didn't think
this one through very well.
- Yeah, I'm starting to see some cracks
in your evil scheme mini shark.
- Uh oh
(cracking and breaking)
- We got a fish out of
water here, a little help?
Ha ha ha, get it, little?
- For the last time, I'm not a fish.
I'm a shark.
Dr. Shark, I'm a very scary
and very dangerous shark.
Fear me, fear me!
(crashing and screaming)
- It's a shame, his evil
scheme almost worked.
- Yeah, I bet he's
really crushed, ha ha ha.
- I can assure you he is.
(laughter)
And I just realized I can't breathe.
- Ha ha ha ha, knife!
