[exquisite sounds of introduction]
You may remember a few months ago,
I made a video about The Journey Inside
The Computer, Intel's chip kit for schools
and colleges and universities.
Before we begin, thanks to Squarespace
for sponsoring this video
and there's some videotapes in there to show the students
and teachers, which are quite interesting.
But *thud* along with this,
Intel also made an entire movie called
The Journey Inside.
Tonight, Jimmy is going where education
and adventure meet head on inside
the computer, a learning
adventure in high technology.
And this is filmed in IMAX.
Take a guided tour through the super clean
world of a high tech computer chip
factory, explore the world inside
the computer and hold onto your seat
for a thrill ride through
the heart of a microprocessor.
This unusual experience is waiting for you
in the journey inside. This family
learning adventure follows 12 year old
Jimmy on his race to foil an alien plot
to slow the advancement
of technology on Earth.
Along the way, you and Jimmy will learn
how computer chips are made and to be
introduced to the amazing microscopic
world of computer chip technology.
You won't want to miss it.
No, you won't.
This, of course,
is directed by Alan Smithee, which is
a well-known pseudonym directors use.
who want to kind of, distance
themselves from the final product.
It's 40 minutes long and it was created
in 1994 and shown in selected
cinemas around the USA.
So I guess we'd better see what
little Jimmy has been up to.
It's been rewound, which is nice.
[delightful clunking]
[mechanical sounds of acceptance]
This story is based on real people,
real places and real technology,
except for the aliens, of course.
*snigger*
[grand music cinematic music, akin Jurassic Park merged with Honey I Shrunk the Kids]
Filmed in IMAX, if it was
ever a waste of IMAX.
*music intensifies*
And we're just zooming into
processors to look at the transistors
and how they're increasing.
I mean, this was kind of made because
Intel was so proud of the processors
they were making at the time.
Directed by Alan Smithee.
There is.
[panning fantastical music]
ahhhh, the lovely American dream,
a massive house
-the draft's due tomorrow.
Oh, presentation's the day after.
You're supposed to be ready by now.
This is a joint project.
Remember?
The kids got a
portable phone in 1994.
He's got a fish tank.
-I can't just turn in my half!
Bloody hell.
So what are you going to do?
Now, what am I supposed to do?
I dunno mate....you've got a room stuffed
full of pretty cool stuff.
Look at the computer he's got
was is that? An Aptiva?
-hey, there was life
before video games and computers.
*sigh*
OK, before I get too jealous of this lad's
possessions, here's the general
gist of how this plays out.
This lad lives in a massive
house with amazing things.
His dad comes in, presumably having walked
nine miles from the West Wing of the house
and sees an old movie
from the 50s about aliens, he remembers.
The lad when moans about not
knowing enough about microprocessors to do
his homework and a massive streak
of light then flashes across the sky.
Naturally, he goes to investigate and ends
up in a cave where some wacky
antics are going down.
-prepare the Earth suit for Abacus.
*laughs*
"The Earth Suit"
[Cave like liquid noises]
*music enters*
Yes, so this guy is Abacas, well,
he's an alien,
and now he's got his incredible Earth suit
on, he can share his dislike
for Earth's technological progress.
In 100 years since our last visit,
the Earth creatures have made
enormous advances in technology.
And most alarming of all,
they have created thinking machines,
which they call computers,
and now they have created
the project 'M' microprocessor.
I know the plot of this film is and [indistinct sounds of incredulity]
trust me, you do not see it coming.
[Sinister music]
With this much computer power,
humans will soon be able to cross
the critical information threshold.
We have permitted this planet to survive
only as a potential food source.
Humans must never be allowed
to cross the threshold.
[Excessive rock crumbling sounds]
[clunking of weapon]
[Massive 'fart like' weapon projectile sound]
Jus.. Just...
Look at that,
just a massive sheet of energy.
[indistinct voices]
It was nothing abacas.
[whimsical ditty]
To sabotage the development of this chip,
we will disguise ourselves as human
technicians to infiltrate the place they
call 'the fab' and prevent
the chip's manufacture.
This is a bit like an intel board
meeting nowadays against AMD.
They will destroy the chip's gate
oxide by reprogramming the furnace.
I will change its plasma chemistry
with this force field clamp.
-And I will disable the floating point adder.
at the third metal layer of every
chip.
Imagine wanting to cease to progress
on Earth.
and rather than just
-do not disappoint.
Blowing the plant up, blowing
the fab up with all that technology.
They just say will infiltrate it, and put
tiny bugs in the chip.
[Background movie sounds]
What kind of plan is this?!
so plan in hand, they crack open,
a 'juxtaportation' window presumably thrown
into sound cool and fully suited up
descend into Intel's FAB
meanwhile the kid craps a brick and sprints
down to the fab, which is apparently just
around the corner where
they at that point where they...
-Dr. Clayton. Where's Dr. Clayton?!
The aliens are in the fab, I need to talk to Dr.
Clayton.
-Aliens?
well,
they just let him in.
The woman in charge of the FAB also
happens to teach his computer class
and so, the battle to save the Pentium P54C
processor referred to as
the M chip in this film plays out.
Jimmy, this is Doug Essex,
one of our lead process engineers.
"DOUG ESSEX"
We've got a failure
on the floating point unit.
Oh, Doug, I don't understand this.
[Fantastical theme park like music]
*whooshing*
[Light sabre like sounds]
-We are flying over the brain
on the computer, the processor.
This is the best part of the film so far.
each transistor is a structure
made of silicon atoms.
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Okay, let's get back to the
feature presentation pronto.
We've had problems ever since the project
began, but we've always figured out.
-Doug...can you give me one more miracle?
Can you buy us a couple more days?
I wish I could, but you know how many
times this demonstration has been delayed?
I've bought us all the extra
days we're going to get.
We simply have to show
working silicon tonight.
OK
Heh
can I have a couple more days?
No.
OK!
The aliens said something about temperature, and some kind of oxide?
*sigh* So where are we at?
Well, by remembering what the aliens said,
roughly, the kid has convinced everyone
that maybe, in fact, aliens may be
to blame for the microprocessor faults.
Possibly, maybe.
So he goes off into the FAB himself
because, you know, why not?
And guess who's there
[sinister alien music]
I'm going to hear that music in my
nightmares and not because I'm scared.
Yep.
It's a bug eyed friends who apparently no
one else notices, even though they have
massive, obvious bug eyes on their face.
Anyway, eventually they rock on over
to an electron microscope where
Doug Essex is...
-What's he doing here?
Get the f*ck out, kid.
And the kid says,
'maybe look at the calculator,
part.'
-we're at the third metal layer.
What part do you want to see?
-ummm
-The calculator.
I mean,
a lot of this information is covered
on the videos and stuff in this pack, so
[indistinct alien sounds]
this film was kind of unnecessary.
I think Intel just had a bit of a spare
cash knocking about and they were like,
yeah, we want to make a film.
Whilst this is going on.
The aliens are in some back room
formulating the final part
of their 'genius' master plan.
It's an absolute corker.
[Musical orchestra gears up for something big]
[There it is]
Yes, thanks to Jimmy's help.
Doug Essex saves the day by fusing
the open circuit, leading abacus to move
on to possibly one of the most convoluted
takedowns ever known
to grace Cinema history.
He had me fabricate this anti-matter bomb,
into an exact copy of the new chip.
We are going to install it
in their computer
when they switch the system on the bomb
will detonate
Everyone involved in the design and
manufacture of the chip will be vaporised!
OK...So their plan is to bomb the Fab, rather
than just,
you know, exploding it with a bomb
from the outside, they've infiltrated.
They planted a bomb, in a chip.
They want that chip to be put
into the demonstration computer.
And when it's turned on,
then they'll kill everyone.
That's a lot of buildup.
These guys know how to do suspense better
than any James Bond villain,
that is for sure.
[ohhh crap style music]
*the weirdest, cat like scream I  have ever heard come out of my monitor speaker*
Come on, get back, don't just give away
your location by screaming in his face.
*and again*
What's wrong with that guy?
Why was he just screaming in his face.
[thundering sounds of a juxtaportation window]
-uh!
-woah!
He's in the computer!
-I must be inside the computer!
Must be, obviously!
yeah, that's the first thought you'd have.
-Prepare to enter the computer.
*sniggers* That is a term I want to use daily.
Oh, not not not not like that, though.
I mean, I like computers,
but.......
So whilst the engineers are gearing up
to power the computer on, the aliens,
replace the real C.P.U with their bomb.
CPU almost reminds me
of an Atari ST.
This causes some embarrassment
for the team when they try to power
on the demonstration system.
-This is embarrassing.
-Maybe we've got a bad connection.
But Jimmy quickly acts to sort out
the situation and restore
the original processor.
Well done, Jimmy.
[Musical orchestra akin to some kind of rip-off Star Wars]
[beeping and other electronic sounds]
[sounds of glee from the crowd]
And he's just whacked the processor in, with the power on
and booted straight into some sort
of operating system, windows galore,
that's the fastest hard drive
I've ever seen in my life.
[clapping, etc]
But of course, it's not over.
Jimmy has to dive back into full size
and then deal with the aliens
-so you know about us, do you?
[charging up of laser]
That's all right.
In about 20 seconds, it won't matter.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
[beeping bomb sound]
Don't forget this.
Uh!
[music to make you think of things]
[sounds.... ugh, I cannae be bothered to describe them]
They are screwed.
[twinkling sounds]
Jimmy, Jimmy wake up!
Ohhh, it was all a dream.
It was all a dream!
-Jimmy, wake up!
oh god.
Dad, Dad! Did you see that flash?
-What flash, you were dreaming!
um,yeah, I guess it was.
-got two more coming this way! (from TV)
So what part did I miss?
The part where Jimmy Douglas saves the
microprocessor and his grade in science.
[music glorifies and then fades out, just like my brain did]
There we go.
That is the end of the journey inside.
A presentation of Intel.
[sweet, sweet, mechanical eject sounds]
[satisfying sounds of sliding plastic and card]
[thud]
It's an interesting watch, isn't it?
[clown music]
But wait, I know we didn't get the full IMAX
experience here, especially with it being
on VHS, but at least we can
find out some further details.
It turns out that the real director was
Barnaby Jackson, who had also worked
on Back to the Future, the ride.
Not quite the same pace of film, but you
can see why he was brought on board.
Abacus is actually played
by Gustav Vintas,
and even though he sounded a little drunk
on this outing, you instantly recognise
similarity when stripped out
of context for a villain.
He's an excellent choice.
Sharon Mahoney, who played Dr.
Clayton, was also in 1993's Space Rangers
and is listed on IMDB as last,
playing in the TV series I, Detective.
In 2003.
The popcorn wielding dad,
played by Michael Dempsey,
was last in the currently
post-production drama, Pacific Park.
But he's been in lots of other minor
to medium roles, including Lost and
Terminator, The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
As for Tim Farrell, who played Jimmy well,
he went on to be a sound editor
on projects, including the last two I
mentioned, but more recently,
Star Trek, Discovery and even Picard.
So that's nice.
If you're keen
to see this film in its entirety.
Check out the link below.
Right.
We can roll the credits properly now.
Cya?
[clown music again]
If you were one of the people he went to the cinema
see this in the 90s,
then, please comment below,
I'd love to hear about your experience.
And if you had this in your school and you
missed my previous video about it,
tell me about that as well,
because these two things in conjunction
are a fascinating piece of 90s
educational entertainment, really.
And I'm glad that I've experienced them.
I hope you enjoyed it as well.
