
English: 
Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome to The Thrill of The Fight !
This is really weird.
Cuz I have to hold the controllers
in a really bizarre fashion normally
you'd hold them like this
But that does this so you have to go like this.
*Realistic punch noises*
Aww, punch the shit outta you dude, so...
Weigh in by stepping on the scale and looking at the camera
Ok, I feel like I'm at the edge of my "thing"
158.6 pounds?
That is not... AWW FUCKING JESUS!!!
Thats not how much I weigh!
I'm much lighter than that... actually, I don't know if I am
We don't use pounds... WOAH Fuckin Christ!!!
You scared the shit outta me!
AWW, what's wrong with your faaaaace?
Ooh you look like a potato
And not the good kind, as an Irishman I know what a
good potato looks like. Okay,
"Hold the controllers like the trainer is demonstrating with the touch pad in your palm."
Okay. Got it.
 
Oh, "Choose Your Opponent from the Event Board."

Serbian: 
Najbolje od jutra dame, moje ime je Jacksepticeye
I dobrodosli u The Thrill of The Fight !
Ovo je veoma cudno.
Zato sto moram da drzim kontrolere
na veoma cudan nacin
ti bi ih drzao ovako
Ali to radi ovo tako da moras da ih drzis ovako.
 
Aww, ubio sam govno u tebi drugar, tako da...
Izmeri se tako sto ces stati na vagu i gledati u kameru
Ok, Osecam se kao da sam na ivici
71.9 kila?
To nije... AWW Jebem ti...
Ja toliko nisam tezak !
Ja sam veoma laksi od toga... Zapravo, ne znam dali sam
Mi ne koristimo "poundse"... OH jebem ti!!!
Skamenio si govno u meni !
AWW, sta nije u redu sa tvojim liceeeeem?
Izgledas kao krompir
I ne dobre vrste, ja kao irac znam kako
izgleda dobar krompir. Okej.
Drzi kontrolere kako ti trener demonstrira sa dodirnom podlogom u tvom dlanu
Okej.Shvatio sam.
 
Oh, Izaberi svog protivnika iz Event Borda

English: 
Oooooohhhhhh!
Player Height Cailbration
How do I do this?
Oh God. What did I do?
Ooohhh...
It's the fuckin' same thing again, now I'm blind again
Thanks game! *Sarcastic*
Okay, uh, what's up, uhhh, dude
"Boxing Lessons." Can I... can I have one of these?
Okay, boxing lessons it is!
I have to learn how to box before I can do anything else.
UGGHHH!! You're even worse with your shirt off!
I can see your nips!
Ughh! They're gross!
Good Lord! Can you put a shirt on?
Am I wearing a shirt? Well in real life I am. Okay
"Tap my gloves to start the match" *Tap*
Ding ding! Wassup? Wassup? You wanna go?
You wanna go- *Punched* AW FUCK!
Durhh
Fuck you! Oh God I have to keep my defense up!
*Boxing noises?*
What do I do!?
Do I just-
*More boxing noises*
*Punched*  Cmon, cmon. *Punched again*
C'mon BITCH!
*Boxing noises*
Yeah!  That's what's up, that's what's up!
Awww, FUCK YEAH! What's up, BITCH?
What's up? I'ma beat the shit out of him,

Serbian: 
Ooooo!
Izracunavanje igraceve tezine
Kako da uradim ovo ?
Oh Boze. Sta sam uradio ?
Uhhh
Opet je ista jebena stvar, sad sam opet slep
Hvala Igro !
Okej, uh, sta ima, uh, covece
Boks Lekcije. Mogu li... mogu li dobiti jedne od ovih ?
Okay, boks lekcije !
Moram da naucim kako da se boksujem pre nego sto mogu uraditi bilo sta drugo.
UGGHHH!! Ti si jos gori bez tvoje majice!
Mogu ti videti bradavice!
Ughh! Grozne su
Boze Mili! Mozes li staviti majicu nazad na sebe?
Dali ja nosim majicu? Ono u starnom zivotu da. Okej
Udari moje rukavice da bi zapoceo mec
Ding ding! Sta ima? Sta ima? Oces li krenuti?
Oces da krenes-AA jebem ti
 
Jebi se! Oh Boze moram da drzim gard !
 
Sta da uradim?
Dali da jednostavno-
 
Hajde,Hajde.
Hajde kucko
 
To bre! Sta oces,  Sta oces !!
Awww, Tako je! Sta oces, Kucko?
Sta oces? Ubicu boga u njemu,

Serbian: 
ubiti boga u tebi !!
Pokusavas da ustanes?
Ovo su MMA pravila brate!
Nema da jebeno ustanes-
 
O da! Moras ga zajebavati,  moras ga zajebavati
Samo budi "Sta oces?" Sta oces? Sta oces
 
TOOOO
Hajde, hajde! Oh! Oh! OOHH, drugar!
OOO DAA
Sta,  oces da ides- o Boze gde sam ja?
O Boze gazim po kablovima. Oh skroz sam ovde!
Oh nema veze.Ahh sta sam uradio?!?
Prestani! Ahh Igore!Haha
 
*Ruski Naglasak*Ja sam Pobednik!
Ja sam taj koji ubija boga u treneru!
Oces na Silu?Ubicu Tee!*Naglasak Zavrsen*
Okej, Vec sam ostao bez daha.
To bre!Mali ubod, mali ubod
Sta trebas raditi je da trebas drzati ovu ruku blizu svoje
brade, da zastitis svoje lice.
Iiii ispruzis ovu.
Oooh. Oh! Oh,oh,oh!
 
AAaa jebem ti! Okej, mozda cu biti nokautiran uskoro.

English: 
beat the fuckin' shit out of you!
You tryin' to get up?!
This is MMA rules bro!
You're not fuckin' getting up-
*Boxing noises*
Oh yeah! You gotta tease 'em out, you gotta tease 'em
out. Just be like "Oh what's up? What's up? What's up?"
*Boxing Noises*
YEAHHH!!!
C'mon, c'mon! Oh! Oh! OOH, buddy!
Oh yes! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's up, you wanna go- oh God where am I?
Oh God I'm stepping on cables. Oh I'm all the way over
here! Oh nevermind. Ahh what did I do?!?
Stop it! Ahh Igor! *Heh Heh*
*Boxing Noises*
*Russian Accent* I AM WINNER
I'm the one who kicks shit out of trainer!
You want to go with Heavy? I'll beat you! *End Accent*
Okay jeez, I'm out of fuckin' breath.
Yeah! Small jab, small jab.
So what you wanna do is keep this one up near your
chin, block your face.
Aaaannd tweez out with this one.
Oooh. Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
*Punched*
Owww fuck! Okay, maybe I'll get knocked out soon.

Serbian: 
Uhh.Udaram boga njemu!
 
Iskaljujem ceo moj jebeni bes!
Jebem ti.
Vruce je kao loptice xD
Hej! Izgledas bolje sada,
kako su ti ta crna oka?
O Boze.Hahhaahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mogu ga jednostavno udariti ovde,cao sta radis kako si?
Daa tako. Spavaj, spaaaavaj
Spavaj KUcKOO
 
Tako je bre!!!
 
Jebi ga
AAAAARGHH
Okej...Okej...Dobro sam, samo izlazim iz ovih
godina besa.Prestani jebeno kliktati dugmice
Okej.Hajde da se bijemo sa "Ruznim Joem"Nasato
Majko Boga.Oh,ja sam skroz ovde.
Okej.cao! Oh Isuse.
Realno ziveti sa tako jebenim imenom.

English: 
Uhh. I'm kickin' the shit out of him though!
*Boxing Noises*
Take out all my fuckin' aggression. *Exhale*
Holy fucking Jesus man.
It's warm as balls!
Hey! You're looking a little better now,
how's them black eyes doin', huh? *Punch*
Oh Jesus. *Laughing*
*More laughter*
I can just punch him here. Hi, hi how's it goin'?
How's it goin'? Ah there. Sleep, sleeeep
Sleep BITCH! *Chuckle*
*Boxing Noises*
Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
*Crazed Punching Rampage*
Fuck it!
GNAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Okay... Okay.... I'm fine, I'm just getting out all those
years of aggression. Stop fuckin' hitting buttons!
Okay. Let's fight "Ugly Joe" Nasato.
Mother of God. Oh, I'm all the way over here.
Okay. Hi! Oh Jesus.
Really living up to that fuckin' name.

Serbian: 
Ohh.Ajde, ajde
 
Prestani!!
Hajde!Hajde!Hajde!H- Hajde!!
Hajde!Hajde
Jebi se !! TO BREE
O covece! Svetski Boxer, Jacksepticeye!
Upravo sam se udario u lice
Prestani Brate!
Guras me u jebeni cosak ovde!
Okej, Izjebacu mu trbusnjake
i udaricu ga u lice!
Jebi se ! Jebi se! Jebi seee!!
TOOO
 
Majko Bozja
Ako ovo igram svaki dan u
mojoj kuci bio bi vitak kao jebena violina za cas !
Ahh! To me je bolelo !
Mnogo !
Imam te, Imam te, Imam te.
Mogu li zapravo izbegavati udarce, kao- OWW
Ne ako jebeno odem dole.
Hajde!
Oww!
Jebena kucko! Ko ce-Ko ce ici dole prvi? A?!
Ko ce... idi dole prvi mamojebcu

English: 
Ohh. C'mon, c'mon
*Punching*
Stop it!
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C- C'mon!
C'mon! C'mon! C'MON!
FUCK YOU! YESS!
Oh man! World Championship Boxer, Jacksepticeye!
I just punched myself in the face.
STOP IT BRO!
You're backing me into a fucking corner here.
Okay, I'm gonna fuck up his abs,
and I'ma punch him in the face!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
YESS!
Ugh!
Mother of God!
If I was just playing this every now and then at
my house I would be fit as a fucking fiddle in no time.
Ahh! That one hurt me!
A lot!
I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Can I actually dodge punches, like whe- OWW
Not if I fuckin' go down.
C'mon!
Oww!
Fuckin' bitch! Who is- who is gonna go down first? Huh!?
Who's gonna... go down first bitch! *Knocked Out*

Serbian: 
Ahhh! To sam ja. Ja cu ici prvi dole.
Gde smo ? Ne mogu videti nista! Okej. Okej...
Dali moramo dodirnuti rukavice
Treneru! Treneru, gde si ?
Adriane!!
Okej,ding ding. Hajde da uradimo ovo
To.To, moras biti spor.Nije sve u tome..
ubiti boga u njemu sto brze moguce
Too!Buuummm!
Sve je u cekanju trenutaka, cekanju udarca.
Nikada pre nisam se boksovao u zivotu tako da nemoj zamisljati
sve sto kazem bukvalno.Ding Ding!
Oh to me je bolelo.To me je bolelo mnogoo!
Nemoj pokusavati da me udaras sa strane!
Nemoj ni pokusati da me udaris sa strane
Oww,ti mala napasti!
Ow,ow,ow!
Oh Sredicu te ja, Sredicu te ja!
Ne pre Imam prokleti srcani udar igrajuci ovo
Kako me on udara? Ja branim! Ja branim udarce!
Branim ih! Hajde !

English: 
Ahhh! It's me. I'm gonna go down first.
Where are we? I can't see anything! Okay, okay...
Do we gotta touch gloves?
Coach! Coach, where are you?
Adrian!!
Okay, ding ding. Let's fuckin' do this.
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta be slow. It's not all about...
kickin' the shit out of him as fast as possible.
Yeah! Whoosh!
It's all about picking your moments, picking your shots.
I've never done boxing before in my life so don't take
anything I say seriously. Ding Ding!
Oh that got me. Oh that got me a lot.
Don't fuckin' try to hit me at the side!
Don't you try to hit me at the side!
Oww, you little bitch!
*Chuckle* Ow, ow, ow!
Oh I'ma get ya, I'ma get ya!
Not before I have a fuckin' heart attack playing this.
How is he hittin' me? I'm blockin'! I'm blockin' it!
*British accent* I'm blockin' it! C'mon!

Serbian: 
 
Tooo!
Hajde, Gazim po mojim policama i svemu.
*Zao Ruski Akcenat*Dzek je pobednik, Dzek je brz!
Dzek ce te jebati u kurac!
Necu to uraditi za stvarno, iako licis kao
Smeagle
Oh!
Majko Bozja.
Luis"Munja" Felix.
Ima da ubijem boga u Felixu.
Srecan si o tom malom gadu?
Srecan si o tome?Ohh, tako slatki-
Jebi se!
Okej, Tuci cu se sa Felixom, i ubicu boga u njemu!
Oohh Boze, tvoja kosa-Sta to nosis?
Da li licim bolje od njega? Zdravo?-Nema nikoga ovde.
Ovde je samo mnogo svetla, okej.
Okej.Zavucicu rukave u ovoj borbi.
Gde me prokleta igra drzi da stojim
Skroz ovamo !
Boze, to nije dobro za video, ali znate sta,
koga boli briga?Sve ce biti zajedno na kraju
Okej. Ding Ding! Ugh!
Ti prokleti-Oh Boze on je brzi !

English: 
*Boxing Noises*
Yesss!
Cmon, I'm stepping into my fuckin' shelves and everything.
*Bad Russian Accent* Jack is winner, Jack is quick!
Jack will fuck you in the dick!
I won't do that though, even though you look like fuckin'
Smeagle
Oh!
Mother of Jesus Christ.
Luis "The Lightning" Felix.
I'ma kick the shit out of Felix.
You happy about that little buddy?
You happy about that? Ohh, such a cute little eh-
Fuck you!
Okay, I'ma fight Felix, and I'ma beat the shit out of him.
Oohh God, your hair- What are ya wearing?
Do I look better than him? Hello?-There's nobody here.
There's just a bunch of lights, okay.
Okay. I'ma... I'ma roll up my sleeves for this one.
Where the fuck does the game even have me standing?
All the way over here!
God, that's not good for a video, but you know what,
who cares? It's alllll gonna come together in the end.
Okay. Ding Ding! Ugh!
You fucking- Oh God he's faster!

Serbian: 
Oww jebem ti! OWW Boze!
On je mnogo brzi! Ne volim to!
Hajde!
Jebi ga covece!
To je moj pokret!
Billy lice! Billy lice! Bas tako!
Hajde ustaj Felixe, hajde.
Ove noge su veoma velikog detalja.
Imaju velike-Ahh Mogu videti uz sorc.
Felixe, pokri svoju sramotu
OWWWWW!
To nije potrajalo dugo zar ne !?
Mogu li jednostavno poceti borbu ovde?
Oh, Mogu da ga pocnem gde hocu!
Sta sam bese radio?
Okej, Uradic-ugh!
Jebi ga ! Jebi ga ! Jebi ga  ! HUH!
Ovo je moj pokret, ovo ja radim!
Samo ih udarim u lice dok ne padnu dole.
Too! WOOHHOOOO
Hajde Felixe, ustani od poda!
Nije te mama ucila da ne smes jebeno lezati na podu?

English: 
Oww fuck! OWW Jesus!
He's much faster! I don't like it!
C'mon!
Fuck it man!
That's my move!
Billy face! Billy face! Just like that!
Cmon get up Felix, cmon.
Those are some very high detail legs.
They have some very- Ahh I can see up his shorts.
Felix, cover your shame.
OWWWW!
That didn't take much did it?
Can I just start the fight over here?
Oh, I can just start it where ever I want!
What was I doing?
Okay, I'm gonn- ugh!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! HUH!
This is my move, this is what I do!
Just punch them in the face until they go down.
Yes! Whooooo!!!
Come on Felix, get up off the ground!
Didn't your momma teach you not to fucking lie down

Serbian: 
previse?
Jebenii
Haha! Naucio je moju taktiku
Poceo je da udara bubreg u meni !
To je veoma kul!
HAHAHAHAH
O Boze. To je pametno!
Tako da...Oh Boze... Hriste... Jebeni pakao
Pa igra,
cini mi se da ona uci od onoga sto ti radis.
Ako krenes ovako,
igra ce poceti da radi isto to.O moj Boze.
Jebem ti.
Voleo bi da vidim nekoga ko trenira boks uradi
nesto kao ovo.Samo udje unutra, i pokusa sparingovati
sa nekim, zato sto ja nikada pre nisam boksovao u mom zivotu
Nikad nisam probao...Irski timovi su veoma dobri
u boksu, gde god da idemo na olimpijadu ili nesto tako.
Znam da bi trebali da volite ovo mnogo
pomisao, zastiti vilicu, zastititi bradu.
Nemam ideju
Boze.I neko ko zna da se boksuje verovatno
gledati i ici na to "Koji vrag on to radi, zasto."
Na kraju sam se samo skrivao unaokolo
udarajuci boga u njima, zato sto je to smesno

English: 
too much?
Fucking...
Ha Ha! He learned my tactic!
He just started punching the shit out of me!
That's pretty cool!
*Laughter*
Oh God. That's clever!
So... Oh Jesus... Christ... Fucking hell.
So the game,
it seems like the game learns from what you do.
That if you just start going like this,
the game starts doing it as well. Oh my God.
Fucking hell.
I'd love to see someone who actually does boxing do
something like that. Just get in, and like, try and spar with
someone, cuz I've never done boxing in my life.
I've never tried it... Irish teams are actually pretty good at
boxing, whenever we go to the Olympics or anything.
Emm. I do know that you're supposed to be like this a lot
though, protecting your jaw, protecting your chin.
I have no idea.
God. And anybody who does know boxing is probably
looking at that going, "What the fuck is he doing, ...why."
At the end I was just dicking around by
punching the shit out of them, cuz that was fun.

English: 
Man. The HTC Vive really gets a workout out of ya.
It really gets you up, and movin', and bouncin' around the
place a lot.
It's fucking awesome!
Sorry if this video is a bit short as well,
I mean, there's not a whole lot to it, and I am TIRED.
Seriously! It makes you get out of breath, especially
when you're just punching non-stop and
knocking the shit out of each other. Umm...
But if you got a HTC Vive,
it'd be a great way to lose weight
*Irish accent* By Jesus, ya stick on the Vive and
away you go, you're away and a hack then. *Chuckle*
Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode,
if you liked it...
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!
And, high-fives all around. *Wpssshhh* Wpssshhh*
But thank you guys, and I will see you all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO!!!!
*Outro music*

Serbian: 
Htc Vive veoma izvlaci trening u tebi.
Veoma te dize gore, i pomera, i skace unaokolo
mesta mnogo.
Veoma je gotivno!
Izvinite sto je ovaj video bio malo kratak
Mislim, nema mnogo toga da se radi, i veoma sam UMORAN.
Realno.Isterati ti sav vazduh posebno
kako udarate non-stop i
nokautirate boga u svima njima
Ali ako imate Htc Vive,
To bi bio veoma dobar nacim da izgubite tezinu
*Irski akcenat*
 
Uostalom!
Hvala vam sto ste gledali ovu epizodu,
ako vam se svidela...
UDARI TO LAJK DUGME U LIcE, KAO KRALJ!
I pozdravi svuda.
Hvala vam drugari, i videcemo se drugari,
U SLEDEcEM VIDEUU!!!
 

English: 
Hi, I'm tired. I want cake!
I'll just drink water instead.
Cuz it's better for me and my health.

Serbian: 
cao, umoran sam. Hocu tortu!
Umesto toga samo cu popiti vodu
Zato sto je bolja za mene i moje zdravlje
