• From choking on your lunch to be noticed
to giving someone a wig made of your own hair,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the weirdest things we’ve done to impress
a crush. I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be
your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Andreylie Snewpee
Snewpee once went to extreme lengths to impress
a crush. Her dad owned a rabbit farm, so one
day Snewpee snuck in and killed a rabbit.
She then cut off its foot, attached to it
to a small chain and presented it to her crush
as a gift.
When he asked what it was, she told him it
was a lucky rabbit’s foot that she’d made
all by herself. Her crush was horrified and
called her an “Animal-killing bitch who
doesn’t deserve love!” He threw the rabbit
foot on the ground and walked away, leaving
Snewpee heartbroken. As payback, Snewpee left
the rest of the dead rabbit in his front yard.
Number 9 was submitted by AshTown101 Pandora
Pandora once had a crush on a boy in a rock
band who had really long hair. His band wasn’t
very popular, but Pandora still followed them
and went to all of their gigs. One day Pandora’s
crush cut off his long hair and donated it
for cancer. His bandmates didn’t like this
and immediately fired him from his own band!
Pandora felt really bad for her crush, so
she decided to do a nice gesture for him.
She cut off her own hair and made it into
a little wig. Then she put the wig into a
box and gave it to him the next day. He was…
not amused.
Number 8 was submitted by Bladefire444 Zaraganba
One time Zaraganba invited his crush over
to play PS4. After while she started getting
bored, so Zaraganba took her into the next
room to show her his dad’s piano. At that
moment Dolan walked in so Zaraganba said,
“Look at this! I can use my brother’s
head to play the piano!” He then grabbed
Dolan and repeatedly smacked his head against
the keys until he made a song.
Dolan was furious and didn’t talk to him
for a whole week. Zaraganba was a bit bummed
about this, but his crush found it funny so
it was worth doing!
Number 7 was submitted by laserpointer565
Tolop
In seventh grade Tolop had a huge crush on
a girl who was completely obsessed with sloths!
Tolop struggled to get her to notice him,
so when Halloween approached, he stayed up
late every night making the perfect sloth
costume.
When the day came, most of Tolop’s friends
came to school dressed as zombies, werewolves
and other scary creatures. Tolop looked really
out of place as a cute little sloth. But his
crush loved it! She was really impressed with
all the detail on his costume. It was the
perfect ice-breaker!
Number 6 was submitted by Imblackgayandbored
HoneyBits
When HoneyBits was in high school, she and
her crush Ursa went on a trip to Disneyland
for a choir competition. Ursa loved roller
coasters, but HoneyBits was terrified of heights.
To impress Ursa, HoneyBits she took three
times her normal dosage of anxiety pills.
She figured this would counteract her fear
of heights, but all it did was make her really
sick. HoneyBits had overdose symptoms all
day. Her body was sweaty and she couldn’t
stop shaking, but still she braved the roller
coasters just to sit next to Ursa.
Ursa knew Honeybits was trying to impress
her so she held her hand to get her through
the symptoms. They ended up having a great
day and have been together ever since.
Number 5 was submitted by xXAngleXx Melissa
When Melissa was thirteen she really wanted
to impress a boy she’d had a crush on since
she was eight. She knew her crush was really
into spicy peppers, so one day at lunch she
got up on her table in front of the whole
school and pulled out the spiciest pepper
she could find from her dad’s garden.
She shoved it in her mouth, chewed it up and
swallowed while the rest of the kids cheered.
She ended up buying twenty milk cartons to
put out the fireball in her mouth, and had
to go to the bathroom five times. Her crush
was totally impressed, though, and they’re
n ow dating!
Number 4 was submitted by MrMcPsychoReal Hellbent
Hellbent really wanted to impress his crush
and decided to use his love of extreme sports
to do it. One day he convinced a local pub
owner to let him put a huge message way up
on the pub’s roof.
He bought himself a wingsuit and a GoPro and
hiked up these tall mountains that were near
the pub. When he reached the top of the mountain,
he took off and flew over the town. From up
there he was able to film his secret rooftop
message: ‘Wanna go out, Lara?’ and he
sent the tape to his crush.
Number 3 was submitted by Live_Man_Murty Grgak
When Grgak was in sixth grade he was really
into old technology. Every day he brought
in a radio or a cell phone to tinker with.
One day Grgak was tinkering with an old clock
when the girl he was crushing on came over
and asked what he was doing. Grgak was trying
to act cool, so he said, “Oh nothing…
Just making a bomb.”
Grgak didn’t realize his teacher was standing
right behind him when he said this. She turned
around and shouted, “Excuse me young man!?”
Grgak’s face went white and everyone looked
at him.
At that moment, the timer on his clock went
off and started beeping. Everyone in class
freaked out thinking they were gonna die so
Grgak threw his clock on the ground in a panic.
He got in huge trouble for lying about making
a bomb… and his crush totally avoided him
from that day forward!
Number 2 was submitted by JannahsObsessionWith
Doopie
In Doopie’s last year of elementary school,
she had a crush on this cute boy who liked
drawing. She was always too shy to talk to
him, so her friends came up with a weird plan
to get him to notice her. They told Doopie
to sit near her crush at lunchtime. She then
had to take one of the carrots she had for
lunch and pretend to choke on it.
Doopie knew this was crazy but she went along
with it anyway. Just as she was biting into
her carrot, Doopie hesitated and thought,
“Wait a minute! I might die from this!”
Because of this, she accidentally gulped down
the carrot without biting and started choking
for real! Everyone in the cafeteria stared
as Doopie’s face turned purple! Her friends
thought she was faking it, so they didn’t
do anything to help.
Luckily a nearby teacher came and saved her.
But as for Doopie’s crush? He just stood
by watching in shock. “Sigh… Senpai will
never notice me…”
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve
done to impress a crush?
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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