
Slovak: 
Dôležité novinky dnes,Youtube dnes odstránil všetky reklamy z Loganovho Paulovho kanálu
Logan Paul zase prišiel do kontroverzie s videom o samovražednom lese, potom si dal pauzu a zas sa vrátil na youtube
Všetci hovoria že sa zmenil  ale
ale odkedy sa vrátil to pár krát posr*l
pred pár dňami vydal video s tým že sa pýtal študentov čo si myslia o loganovy paulovy s touto kamoflážou

English: 
*DramaAlert's Intro Theme*
What is up
DramaAlert Nation,
I'm your host, Killer Keemstar,
Leeeeeeet's get ROOIIIIIIGHT into the newwwwws!
Breaking news today
YouTube has temporarily removed
ads off of Logan Paul!
Logan Paul obviously going through this controversy of him in the suicide forest.
He takes a break, he comes back to YouTube. Everyone's saying he's changed!!
But since he's been back, he's had some fuck ups.
On February 5th he tweeted out "swallowing 1 tide pod per retweet."
That tweet has since been deleted, but that wasn't the only fuck up.
A few days ago he uploaded a video titled "Asking college students what they think of Logan Paul", in disguise!

Slovak: 
Vlastne Logan Paul sa obliekol ako reportér išiel k škole a pýtal sa študentov čo si myslia o kontroverzí logana paula v samovražednom lese
teraz ľudia sú rozčúlený že tam použil tagy logan paul samovražedný les, logan paul les video, samovražedný les,
ľudia sú rozčúlení že Logan Paul zarába jeho zlyhanie ale to nieje to
Viete toto všetko bolo o disrešpekte k mŕtvym  a  jeho zlatá rybka
začala umierať a on urobil toto :
(video)
(smiech)
takže ryba umiera a on ju zoberie von z vody a dáva mu masáž plúc ale to nieje to

English: 
Basically Logan Paul dresses up like this like reporter, he
goes onto a college campus and he asks people about what they think
about Logan Paul and the Suicide Forest controversy.
Now people got upset at this because the tags of the video
he used Logan Paul forest, suicide forest.
Logan Paul forest video, suicide forest video.
So people were upset that Logan Paul was monetizing his own fuck-up!
But that's not it, you know all this came about with Logan Paul disrespecting the dead.
And well, his goldfish, uuhhh, started to die
and he did, this, roll it
Logan Paul: And luhoouk bro NOOOOO
(overdramatic whining)
Logan: We gotta get him bro, he's still breathing.
Logan: Ooooh, Goldilocks! He's still breathing | Other Guy: I feel like putting him on land is not... | Logan: What do I do?
Logan: CPR? | Other Guy: No don't do it.
[Keem laughs hilariously]
So the fish is dying, and he takes it out of the water and gives it CPR!
[Keem laughs again hilariously]

English: 
Ok, but that's not it, ok? There is one more fuck-up that he has done,
disrepecting the dead, and it was a video from a couple days ago where he - get this - TAZED two dead rats!
Roll it!
Logan: Wait, are we using weapons for this? | Girl: I'm not gonna use my bare hands...
Logan: Yeah you right, here, no rat comes into my house without getting tazed! | Other Guy: Oh my God!!
[other two people scream]
Logan: Die! | Other Guy: No, he's already dead... | Girl: Whyhhy?
Logan: Get 'em! | Girl: Why?
Logan: [smiles] No rat comes into my house without getting tazed! Cue the cutout of a Madman!
Logan: Ok so the rats are definitely dead.
Goodbye Rat
[so many fucking screams and whines] (and of course...whilst Keem laughs)
(Keem continues to laugh in which is funny too)
Ok! (ahauhuahuauha) I'm not laughing! ( yeah sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) because of like what he did.
I'm laughing because of the situation.
Like how can you be so fucking stupid?!

Slovak: 
je tu jedna vec čo doje*al
disrešpekt k mŕtvym
a to bolo vide z pred pár dní
keď tejzroval 2 mŕtve potkany
pusti to
video
smiech
okay
nesmejem sa lebo že "čo to sakra spravil " smejem sa na tej situáci
ako že ako môžeš byť tak blbý
celovo  ľudia čo milujú zvieratá

English: 
Obviously, people who love animals were very upset at Logan Paul tazing two dead rats.
In fact, the organization known as PETA responded yesterday on Twitter saying this:
@LoganPaul - TRUE mavericks don't find humor is death. Its time to stop.
Posting a video of him tazing the rat saying: Yo Logan Paul: Death isnt funny.
And then they followed up with these tweets:  How many chances does @LoganPaul get? We find it repulsive that his fans has not learned that there is sadness in the death of others.
And I must say, PETA does have a point here. And apparently, YouTube has taken this very seriously

Slovak: 
sú nahnevaný že logan paul tejzroval mŕtve potkany
organizácia  "Peta" včera odpovedala na twitery takto :
"Logan Paul keď strielaš mŕtve potkany s tejzrom tak ti to pomôže s kanálom" Skutočný maverick nenájde srandu v smrti a utrpení je čas to stopnúť
Poslal video s tejzrovaním myší kde povedal smrť nieje sranda ukazovanie mŕtvych tiel pre videnia je nechutné
a potom prišli s týmito tweetmi
kolko šancí dostal logan paul ? PETA zistila že jeho odpornú osobnosť s miliónmi mladých fanúšikov sa nepoučila z lekcie, smrť ostatných je smutná a nie smiešna
tento obsah nemá miesto na youtube a ani nikde inde dokým to ovplivňuje ľudí na agresiu k zvieratám takže PETA volá do platformy na zrušenie toho
a ja musím povedať Peta tu má pravdu a youtube to zobral veĺmi seriózne lebo dnes ráno tweetli toto

English: 
because this morning they tweeted out that Logan Paul has been Demonetized! :)
Wow, okay I'm gonna get my thoughts about this in a second but first let's hear from other creators in the community,
and what they had to say about YouTube removing all ads temporarily Off of Logan Pauls video.
Kwebbelkop said Keep it up YouTube!
DanTDM Posted tons of clapping emojis.
 
One of the original YouTubers Dave Days responded by saying: (read off the screen)
Okay, time out, Logan Paul isn't gonna sell his house, Logan Paul isn't gonna sell his cars,
Logan Paul is not going to be bankrupt because YouTube removed his ads.
Logan Paul makes 10 million dollars a MONTH in merch sales, alright? This is not gonna affect him financially.
H3H3 productions responded by saying: (read off the screen)

Slovak: 
ako odpoveď na Loganoce Paulove správanie mu dočasne rušíme vštky reklamy na jeho kanáloch
wow okay
poviem vám čo si otom myslím ja ale najprv vám ukáže ostatných tvorcov čo si o tom myslia že youtube mu dočasne vypína reklamy
Kwebbelkop hovorí, udrž to youtube a ďakujem že si tak transparentný
Ďalej DanTDM odpovedá potleskom
jeden z originálnych youtuberov Dave Days hovorí že je na čase predať dom
okay prestávka
Logan paul nepredá svoj dom nepredá autá Logan paul nezbankrotuje lebo mu vypínajú reklamy
Logan paul zarába 10 miliónov  dolárov mesačne predajom jeho merchu (oblečenia)
Dobre ?
toto ho nejde zničiť

Slovak: 
Ethan Klein odpovedal je jasné že sa logan paul nezmenil a robil výsmech youtubu , dobrá práca team youtube dodávaním rýchlej zaslúženej spravodlivosti obetovaním ich zlatého chlapca pre dobré ľudstvo
Ian odpovedal si koko*
a teraz je čas pre moju myšlienku, nemyslím si že to je dobrý nápad nemyslím si že mu mali zrušiť všetky reklamy
lebo nechcem aby spravili zábavu ako je v Telke nechcem tu všetky tie pravidlá
kde uknčujú kreativitu
a viem že si možn o myslíte čo je kreatívne na tejzrovaní myší, nie veľa ale stále
ale myslite na tých všetkých youtuberov ktorí robia nechutné vtipy
čo ak sa youtube rozhodne zrušiť reklamy z nich všetkých
a začne sa "veľké sledovanie" youtube obsahu
a začnú miznúť cez noc

English: 
Eye Dubs responded by saying: "You fucking suck." (suck what?)
And no time for my opinion um, I don't think this is a good idea. I don't think they should've removed all the ads off of Logan Paul,
because I don't really want online entertainment to be like governed like you know TV is with the FCC.
I don't want all these rules in place where it stops creativity.
And I know you're probably saying "Well what's creative about tazing rats?" Um, uh not much.
But still you gotta think about all the edgy YouTubers out there that make edgy jokes and whatnot.
What if YouTube decides to just remove ads off of everyone?
There is gonna be a big portion of YouTube content that will just disappear overnight.

Slovak: 
a som pozitívny s Ianom ktorý odpovedal youtube nech sa poje*e
a o loganovy paulovy hovorí aj casey neistat
dnes vydal video "o loganovy paulovy"
a vtomto videu  vysvetli po loganovej kontroverzí  čo sa môže stať youtubu či tu môze byť ďalšia reklamová apokalypsa
a chce si sadnúť s youtubom a pýtať sa ich otázky o tom
a v pondelok vydá video s interviom s youtubom kde sa ich opýta všetky otázky čo chceme my tvorcovia poznať
Ďalej logan paul včera vydal video s názvom chytil som chlapca ktorý sa vlámal do môjho domu , pravdepodobne sa mu niekto vlúpal do domu a spal na jeho gauči

English: 
And I'm only taking a guess here, but I'm almost positive that's why iDubs responded at YouTube saying "You fucking suck".
And speaking about Logan Paul and YouTube, Casey Nye Stat set up an interview with one of the top people at YouTube.
Today he uploaded a video titled "about Logan Paul".
And in this video he explains after the Logan Paul controversy he was worried what might happen to YouTube.
Could there be another ad apocalypse?
And he said he wanted to sit down with YouTube and ask them questions about it.
On Monday he's gonna be posting this interview with YouTube asking them all these questions that us creators want answers to.
So I'm looking forward to that.
Allllsoo iin the neeeuuuws, again related to Logan Paul yesterday he uploaded a video titled "I ARRESTED THE GUY WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE"
Apparently, somebody broke into his house and was sleeping on his couch.
And gUUyYs hONestlLY I dON't kNOOWw if ThIS is real or fAKe it just seems like it's one publicity stunt after another controversy after another publicity stunt.

English: 
I mean, the Paul brothers are always in the news. And speaking about the Paul brothers Jake Paul got exposed as being a giant giant hypocrite.
We've been talking about this potential KSI fight vs Jake Paul, well KSI's brother Deji is currently in the Clout house with RiceGum and Banks.
And he uploaded a video yesterday titled (read off screen)
Now in this video, Deji exposes that Jake Paul is a giant hypocrite.(I got you buddy)
If you remember a couple months ago Jake Paul was calling RiceGum a "body shamer" saying that he should never body shame (wtf jake?).
Jake: Is..he talks about how Nick(Mr.England is my City) and Tessa (Ms. Yeah I smell good) are fat.
And he's body shaming them.
Jake: He says that if a guy entered the elevator that the elevator would break (that's a good one)
But then recently Jake Paul has been body shaming Deji saying that he has man boobs!!(Maybe he is a female, I mean it's 2018)
Roll it!
Jake: Whoa whoa hold on first thing I notice: man boobs. (jake and his friends overreact like mad men)

Slovak: 
a ľudia úprimne neviem či to je fake alebo skutočnosť je to proste jedna publicita za inou kontroverziou bratia paulovci sú proste stále  v novinkách
a hovoríme o paulových bratoch

English: 
Jake from two months ago: Body shaming them.
Current Jake: Uh man boobs.
So obviously this makes Jake Paul a huge hypocrite but it doesn't end there because yesterday (I asked you) Jake Paul
uploaded a video titled "MY RESPONSE TO KSI".
And in this video Jake Paul says that he's not going to box KSI.
That he wants to do MMA and that...NOBODY wants to see boxing.
BUTT! (ha) Ok, get this: one month ago Jake Paul said this on Instagram. Roll it!
Jake from State Farm-er, one month ago: Who else thinks, guys there should be an influencer boxing, like league?(how about you have a drop-out league)
Like just YouTubers, Instagram people, ahehehey, celebrities tu!
Uh, everyone just FIGHTS!
Like legitimately if-it would be huge.
Keem: Wow! What a fucking hypocrite! And for some reason Jake Paul just keeps on going on and on that KSI is irrelevant
and well...it's not working for Jake Paul. More and more people just hate this kid's guts.

English: 
In fact, his video from yesterday has over a hundred thousand dislikes!
So listen to me Jake because I know you're watching alright (is he really tho?), just decline the fight with KSI.
Quit saying "Oh, we need to do MMA" or "you're irrelevant" because KSI is so much bigger than you!
This isn't working, like you're so cringe! And this is making you look so bad and so many people hate you now more than ever!
S0 stTAaaHhHP! STOOOHHOP!
Jakey poo (WTF?!) if ya really wanna fight KSI, then box him, he challenged you to a boxing match.
And now for our fihinal story, PEEDA I hope you're watching, alright, the dog fucker, aka Whitney Wisconsin has returned to YouTube.
With a video titled "About the follow the advice I gave lean uh the pug"
Ok guys prepare your self, if you're standing up you need to sit down right now alright,
If you're in a car, make sure your seat belt is on alright. I don't want you falling out of the vehicle alright?

English: 
Because we're we're...(pauses) ugh, get ready! Roll it!
Dog Fucker: So a while back there was a girl that came to me for advice she was a little bit known but she wasn't known known.
After following my advice she blew up on YouTube she got a million subscribers, that girl's name is Lena the Plug.
And what I'm gonna do is follow my own advice that I gave her: Here's the plan.
Once I hit 1 million subscribers on YouTube, I will post two videos of my dog fucking me. (WHAT THE FUCK!)
(pass the bleach sir?) (Keem overreacts)
(Keem voiceovers) I apologize but after I seen that video I couldn't find the will to get back on camera so I had to audiodub over this.
If you enjoyed this video pleeease slap a like on it if you are new here and you want to keep up to date with all the drama
Logan Paul forest, suicide forest video.
