Has lockdown got you feelin' lonely? Or maybe
you saw the recent blockbuster by HP Lovecraft,
The Color Out of Space?
Howdy, folks, I'm JT of the Nashville Shamblers,
and if you answered yes to either of those
two questions, well, you owe it to yourself
to come on down to JT's Alpaca Exchange, here
at the Gardner farm in Arkham.
Yessir, we got a whole flock of these beautiful
alpacas just beggin' to come home with you.
You just bring something to exchange, and
I really mean ANYTHING, and you can take one
of these wonderful creatures home with you
today! Ain't that right?
Yessir, these are beautiful animals and they
are smart, too. They will talk right back
atcha...
LEROY: WRONG!
Anyway, folks, what I suppose I'm trying...
LEROY: They can't talk!
Leroy, will you shut up? We are tryin' to
do the commercial here!
LEROY: They stop lyin'.
Anyway, folks - hello - why don't you come
on down to JT's Alpaca Exchange today and
bring home one of these animals to really
light up your life.
Well, I suppose I mean more of a figurative
light. They don't actually glow like the ones
in the movie.
Anyway, folks, get on down here fast because
my gosh, these animals they are movin' fast! And
you don't wanna...
LEROY: WRONG.
That's JT's Alpaca Exchange, where the ley
lines meet in Arkham! See you soon!
I'm gonna git you, Leroy...
If you want an alpaca, see JT
At JT's Alpaca Exchange
