What you cooking man?
Rib steaks, brother.
What and eggs?
Ribs.
Really?
A little breakfast soul food
You got rib skills?
Ribs are already cooked.
Oh okay.
You just gonna heat them up.
Yeah, I got egg skills.
♪ You and I, we are not
working out no more. ♪
♪ But I still, I still,
and I always will, ♪
♪ you and I, we are not
working out no more. ♪
♪ I still will steal for
you, and I always will. ♪
♪ I still will kill for
you, and I always will. ♪
♪ I'll still sell pills to
you, give you a good deal. ♪
♪ Because I, ♪
♪ and I always will. ♪
(crowd cheering)
Oh shit man.
Yeah I wrote that one like a month ago.
That was good.
Ladies if you want to have his baby,
send an email.
(laughing)
I'll direct it.
There's a waiting list.
There's a waiting list.
(laughing)
The stock price of his
sperm just went up 30%.
(laughing)
We trade it in the public market.
I'm gonna issue my IPO like.
That's your IPO, sperm IPO.
I haven't thought,
I haven't thought about it.
I remember the question.
What was the question?
When we went home,
Okay,
We had a whole segment about you.
Okay.
(laughing)
You remember that?
Yeah it's been a few weeks man.
What was the question dude,
what were the questions?
We don't know, we just
started talking to you.
I don't remember the
question but you remember?
About shit, and you looked perplexed.
All I remember is that you were
trying to keep up and you failed.
I probably failed.
(laughing)
I probably failed man.
That's all I remember.
Who was it?
We were playing pool and shit, remember?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
You disappeared for like 20 minutes,
we thought we lost you.
Finn kept buying me drinks dude, yeah.
I was just like, I was just -
They went to the Night Owl yesterday,
they came to the pub turned up.
They came to work turned up, straight up.
I was a little bit jealous.
And I had to work,
that's what fucked me up.
All I know is -
He just comes in, I didn't
see him all day right,
because I kick it down here.
I didn't see him all day, he shows up,
Dan, park my car, park
my car, park my car.
And I was like, do you want me to?
He's like no, shut up, just park my car.
That's all I want you to do right now.
All I know is,
Me and this hummingbird
kick it hard.
All I know is,
Oh he's been around
for a while, yeah.
Stephen, All I know is when Finn and Dan
were playing pool, I saw more balls
then was on the table.
We were just talking to you man.
And we were just talking like normal shit.
Like what was you saying?
You were just perplexed
like a motherfucker.
And we was all drinking, and so,
when we drink, we go into a native tongue.
You know, you're not trying,
Put it on airs.
Right, right.
I'm not at the pub, I don't have to deal
with people from all over the world.
I don't have to come up with
this like world language,
so now I go back to our native tongue.
It's not politically correct.
Yeah, so Dan and I are just having
this conversation and he's trying
to listen to us?
Who? I'm trying to listen.
I said Dan, I said look
at this mother fucker,
I said he don't have a fucking clue.
(laughing)
Dude I was fucking shit faced man.
Remember that, Dan?
Remember when you and I were talking
in our native tongue, and he was like
looking at us because he was always
trying to catch us in something.
He's like a total fucking paparazzi.
(laughing)
Look at this.
We speak a unique
hybrid, our home language
between us, like my mother's German,
so like me and my mom just
talk like white folk talk.
Yeah.
But like me and him, our language is like
part country south, and then part.
Ebonics part,
Yeah.
Urban African American mix with country.
This fools been in California
since I was a baby.
Urban African American mixed with country?
Mixed with like, yeah.
That's a new Ben and
Jerry's flavor by the way.
Go on.
(laughing)
And I'm from Colorado
so I already have this
folksy thing going on.
Yeah.
But like it fits in
perfectly with my heritage.
It threw us off, right?
That guy is so fucking intelligent
about every fucking thing.
I'm not that fucking smart.
(laughing)
He knows everything.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Part Apache.
Yeah.
He ain't no fucking just Indian,
he's fucking Apache too, he
knows every goddamn thing.
And then.
I didn't know I had Native
American blood in me.
Apparently Stephen has.
Apparently, you're a smart guy.
When me and Dan started
talking, He was like (whispers).
(laughing)
Oh alright, this is what we're gonna do.
We're an awesome ass brew club, right?
And we should never ever
let these memories die.
We all share something like
totally fucking in common.
Just the idea of getting up, like after
a long fucking hard week, and coming here
just to get it together to
eat some bad ass breakfast
and brew some fucking beer
that we don't know how to do.
(laughing)
And we do it, and it tastes fucking good.
Yeah.
To us, because it's our shit.
Fuck everybody else.
Cheers.
(crowd clapping)
Aw shit.
But on the real, hold up.
One more thing before you go.
Let's organize ourselves.
We're semi organized.
And put some money together,
right, if we need sumn.
I have some awesome ass concepts,
we'll sit down, I'll show you
what the fuck I'm talking about,
and we fucking put up these
fucking tasting rooms, right?
All over the fucking place,
and we just put it up.
All we need is a fucking cooler,
some fucking taps, and you don't need
no electricity because this shit runs,
it pours by itself.
Gravity.
It needs nothing.
Get the space and we'll do it man.
And then let's put it together,
and let's do it and we'll
have something on our own,
and we just build on it.
That'd be great promotion.
Yeah.
And we just build on it.
We just build on it.
I mean I'm sure
you guys are all in but I'll
definitely think about it.
Yeah I think, you know,
We can double up production
if it works here.
And you guys are young, you guys
are so fucking young and so much energy
and so fucking intelligent, I only wish
I was where you guys were but I was
doing some other shit which got me here,
and I'd like to pass this shit on man.
Let me show you how to do some shit,
that you wouldn't believe
that you could do.
I swear, you're talking about a farm boy
from low, Ala-fucking-bama,
son of a fucking slave,
it was all fucking slave
driven, whole nine yards.
I didn't even go to high school, right?
And if I could do this
shit and have fun at it,
and have no fucking, look at us man,
we're fucking 15 different fucking colors,
and cultures.
Yeah.
We got some red motherfuckers here,
some blue motherfuckers.
(laughing)
Right, look at this motherfucker.
I don't know what the fuck
is going on with this motherfucker.
Man I'm front he deep south I swear
I had no idea that half
you mother fuckers existed.
(laughing)
It's like me, and a mother fucker
that looked like him, that was it.
And we was always pissed
off at each other.
What the fuck you mad at homie?
I was like Dylan!
(laughing)
(horns blaring)
