- [Lily] Yeah I saw Sykkuno's...
- [Stella] Todoroki?
- [Lily] Todoroki!
- [Stella] Wasn't he so perfet?
- [Lily] Like he was actually very "uwu"
- [Stella] Like one of the
best guests like so fun.
- [Lily] That was really cute.
Oh, but probably your best-
best, guest is like me right? Like...
- [Stella] Gonna say
Scarra but you know...
I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
(laughs)
(upbeat 8-bit music)
- [Stella] Hello welcome
to Stella Transforms
the show where I transform
people into a cosplay!
(claps and cheers)
- Today we have Michael
Reeves and Lilypichu!
- [Lily] Yay Michael!
- [Michael] Yay Lily!
(all clap and cheer)
- [Stella] So last time
I had you on the show
I made you cosplay as
Pokimane and also you as Poki,
and also you as Poki,
and also you as Michael.
- [Lily] I remember his
pants were like so tight,
and I just felt like "man..."
I get a knife today, which is pretty sick.
- [Stella] Yeah because
she's gonna be cosplaying as
Toga, um, from my My Hero Academia,
and he's going to be cosplaying as Deku.
We're gonna jump right into make-up.
There's just one hair right here.
- [Michael] Oh my god...
- [Lily] Do you need help?
- [Michael] Fuck get away from me.
God I hate that.
- [Lily] I want people to know,
I did this in my room first.
(Screams)
Those good ol' days Stella?
- [Stella] Yeah you were my
first transformation Lily.
I know Lily. You're always my
favorite because that's why,
you're always the.. the first one.
[Lily] Kami-sama, arigatou~
- [Stella] Keep singing.
(Lily continues to sing)
- [Stella] Keep singing it!
- [Lily] No I'm not singing it.
- [Stella] Make it up! Make it up!
- [Lily] No I don't need to make it up,
I know all the lyrics,
that's the sad part.
- [Stella] Sing it! Sing it!
- [Lily] No no no no no no no no
- [Stella] Do the dance too.
- [Lily] Ah, all right.
(Lily starts singing again)
- Don't fucking touch me, I'll cut you.
- Let go of the knife!
- [Michael] You can have it
back at the end of the stream.
(Lily and Michael fight over the knife)
- [Lily] Give me the knife.
Please give me the knife.
Please give me the knife.
(all laughing)
- [Stella] You don't bring
a knife to a taser fight.
- [Lily] I hate the word taser now.
When you use a taser it
makes a really loud noise.
Like a, (mimics Pikachu)
- [Stella] Are you pooping?
- [Lily] No that's my Pikachu noise.
Sometimes when I poop (mumbles)...
(Lily mimics Pikachu)
- Awe you're giving him freckles!
- [Stella] Giving him so many freckles.
- [Lily] That is so "uwu"
(laughing)
- "Uwu... Hewwo"
- [Michael] "Mister Obama"
- Hewwo is there anybody there?
Mister Obama!
- [Lily] Do you wanna hear my Toad voice?
(mimics Toad from Mario)
I didn't do it right.
Toad: Hel-
I need to prepare!
Toad: Hel-
(laughs)
- [Stella] That was the same voice.
- [Lily] I can't do it!
(Lily mimics Toad again)
- [Stella] That sounds exactly the same.
(Mario jumping sound effect)
- [Stella] That's exactly the same.
Toad: WOAAH
- [Lily] Do a Yoshi.
Yeah you did it!
He has a constipation noise
remember when he jumps?
(mimics the sound of Yoshi jumping)
- [Lily] Ahhh I just
(mumbles) I'm so sorry!
- [Stella] Why you breaking things? Lily!
- [Lily] When someone
says uwu he looks like
Vanellope von Schweetz.
- [Stella] Oh! Okay yeah he kinda does.
- [Lily] That's actually really cute.
You've never seen "Wreck it Ralph"?
- [Michael] No.
- [Lily] Actually?
- [Michael] Yeah, I've
actually never seen it.
- [Lily] What the fuck? I need to show him
"Wreck it Ralph".
- [Michael] I haven't seen it
because its not a Fox
Property. And I hate things
that are not Fox Properties.
- [Lily] You like the Simpsons?
- [Lily] That's Fox Properties.
- [Michael] I love the Simpsons!
- [Lily] I love the Simpsons!
- [Michael] God I love the Simpsons!
- [Lily] Amazing, amazing show.
- I'm gonna cut you, tee hee.
- Give me your blood, tee hee.
- [Michael] This is the
eye thing I have to put in?
Let's do it.
- [Lily] He's gonna fail.
- [Michael] No, okay no. Lily
unlike you I am good at this.
I'm good at things. I don't need a mirror.
- [Lily] You do need a mirror.
- [Stella] You do need a mirror.
- [Lily] If Michael can
actually put on these contacts
I would be so impressed.
- [Michael] Oh my god.
- [Lily] He can't even open the thing.
- [Michael] It's like a lychee jelly.
- [Lily] I'm so nervous for him.
- [Michael] No I got it.
- [Stella] You're holding it correctly.
Okay now, open your eye.
(Lily mumbles beneath the mask)
- [Lily] You need to help
him. He's not going to be able
to do it on his own.
- [Stella] Oh nooo...
- [Martin] Dip it in the water.
- [Michael] I'm dipping
it in the sauce Lily.
It will be fine.
- [Stella] Yeah keep the
sauce nice and moist.
- [Stella] You have dirt on your face!
- [Lily] Stella stop!
- [Stella] Why is your face so dirty?
What did you put on your face?
- [Lily] Don't look at me!
I'm embarrassed.
- [Stella] Oh I know why it's dirty.
It's this thing that's dirty.
- [Stella] Gomenasorry
(Lily mumbles in baby voice)
- [Stella] You're eyes are
gonna match your blush...
- [Narrator] 2,000 years later
- [Stella] One finger puts it in,
the other finger holds it in.
- [Stella] And now look to the side.
(Michael screams)
- [Stella] Why did you
scream? Why did you scream?
Don't scream! Don't scream!
- [Michael] You touched my eye!
- [Stella] Don't scream!
- [Michael] Is it in there?
- [Stella] No
- [Lily] That's his patented
Michael Reeves' Scream.
He squeals like a dying pig.
- [Stella] You have to
blink really fast so that
you know, you can feel comfortable again.
- [Jeff] My eyes are watering.
- [Lily] My eyes are watering
looking at this shit.
(Michael screams)
- [Michael] What the fuck it's so green!
- [Stella] Okay close your eyes.
Now blink.
- [Michael] What the fuck
why do people wear these?
- [Stella] Okay yeah!
Yeah Michael you got it.
- [Michael] Shut the fuck up. Oh my god.
- [Stella] How you feeling
Michael? Feeling good?
I'm gonna put this in your eye.
- [Stella] Keep screaming.
Michael Reeves everyone! Yayyy...
- [Stella] Hello welcome back everyone.
I still have to put on stuff for you.
Family friendly... Oh no it came off!
No I got it. I made it for you.
Everyone look at Michael!
He's Rock Lee!
Ohhh my god this is
beautiful! You're Deku!
You're Harry Potter Deku.
Look at these bomb ass shoes I got him.
And then put on the gloves
- [Michael] I can't fucking bend over.
- [Stella] So fun fact,
he's wearing a dancers belt.
You can google what a dancers belt is.
Okay come here!
You have so much hair.
- [Lily] Okay here's the thing,
we can just cut it all off.
Shave me bald.
Don't you dare get potato Lily.
- [Michael] How's it going?
- [Martin] Just hanging out.
- [Michael] (Mumbles)
- [Martin] You come here often?
- [Michael] Ah, not anymore!
- [Stella] He's never
coming back here ever again.
Okay how do you feel?
This goes over your head.
Oh my god the buns are so big.
- [Lily] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
- [Stella] Oh my god you
are so excited about this.
- [Lily] Do you have a knife?
- [Stella] Okay it's done! (Screams)
- [Stella] No wait!
(Intense anime voice in Japanese)
- [Stella] I'm gonna die right now.
Two people cosplay! Put it on!
- [Lily] Stella's breaking down.
- [Stella] Okayyy...
- [Lily] Thanks caffine.
- [Michael] Thanks
caffine! A Fox Property.
- [Stella] Change background.
Number one background please!
- [Michael] Hey come on!
- [Lily] Oh my god, oh my god.
- [Michael] Yeah do the
scene Toga. Do the scene!
- [Stella] I'm gonna re-shoot
this. Okay three, two, go!
- [Lily] Yay...
- [Michael] You're so dumb... Holy Shit.
Oh I hate this app, because
it's not a Fox Property.
Hey Toga how's it going?
Do you come to this
asbestos bathroom often?
- [Stella] Yeah look at him
like you're gonna kill him.
- [Michael] You could kill me right now.
I want to know that if you
do one wrong move, I die.
- [Stella] They want you to kiss but
you have to do it through the mask.
- [Lily] Fuck no.
Ayeee
- [Michael] Hey you're
the one with the knife.
- [Martin] Okay give me
a different background.
- [Michael] You don't
like this pose, Martin?
- [Lily] You don't like this pose?
- [Stella] Pose like
you're gonna fight her.
(Lily laughs)
- [Stella] At least no one can see...
Oh he just took your weapon
away! What are you gonna do?
- [Lily] Oh that's so funny.
- [Stella] Oh can you do a kabedon?
- [Stella] So I need you
to go like this to her.
- [Lily] Ahhh shit.
Ahhhh this is so cringe.
(laughing)
- [Stella] Elevator
scene from Gangam Style.
That's a good idea.
Ready go for it.
And then you go like this.
Actually its more like this.
When he shakes his hips.
Yeah I thought so, so go ahead....
- [Lily] Can I just step on him?
- [Michael] I'm not a
tier three sub, sorry.
- [Lily] Fuck... You're not?
- [Michael] No, I'm not.
- [Lily] Tier two at least?
- [Stella] Can you guys do a really
stupid heart thing for me?
- [Lily] Cute.
- [Michael] Uwu
- [Lily] Uwu? Holy fuck.
- [Stella] Do finger hearts.
I'm just reading off what chat's saying.
- [Stella] Okay go for it. Andddd....
Thank you for great
content. Wonderful stream.
- [Lily] No Stella you did a
great job Stella. So thank you.
- [Stella] Thank you so much for watching.
We are gonna be back
next with Grant Imahara,
cosplaying as the Mandalorian,
he's gonna be bringing on-
- [Lily And Michael] Grant Imahara?
- [Stella] Yeah he's
gonna be bringing on his
Baby Yoda animatronic.
- [Michael] Oh I saw that
on Twitter. That's amazing.
- [Stella] I will see you guys
all next week 7pm! Bye-Bye!
(Up beat 8-bit music)
(Screams)
- [Stella] No... Nope...
You got it!
We're doing this for you guys, in chat.
I hope you're enjoying this.
- [Lily] Are you live?
- [Stella] No, I'm just filming.
Oh he got it out!
Okay that was a lot easier
than I thought it was gonna be.
- [Lily] Good job.
- [Michael] Thanks buddy.
- [Lily] You're eyes are so red.
- [Michael] Yeah.
- [Lily] Cool.
