(remote control beeping)
(microwave pad beeping)
(popcorn popping)
(sucking)
(sucking)
(lightsaber whizzing)
(objects shatter)
(gulps)
(sucking)
(electricity crackling)
(electricity crackling)
(explosion)
(cell phone beeps)
(dial tone)
(muttering)
(shuts off cell phone)
(doorbell rings)
(engine revs, horn honks)
(celestial tones)
♪ 
(squeaking and muttering)
(monkey chatters)
(flatulence)
(chittering)
(shrieks)
(item rubbing against package)
(triumphant tone)
(remote control beeps)
(beeping)
(engine racing)
(tires screech)
(vacuum snarling)
(vacuum sucking)
(remote control beeps)
(engine racing)
(glass shatters)
(remote control beeps)
(garage door opening, closing)
(crash)
(airplane flying overhead)
(remote control beeping)
(engines blast)
(remote control beeps)
(plane swooshing)
(bike bell rings)
(remote control beeps)
(growling)
(howls)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(werewolf snarls)
(remote control
beeping rapidly)
(bike bell rings)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(deep bass)
(gentle breeze sound)
(gale force wind sound)
(system shuts off)
(articles clattering)
(remote control beeps)
(monkey chattering)
(chair crashes)
(chair growling)
(remote control beeps)
(chair hollers)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(pop)
(boing)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
WHEW!
(handle squeaks)
(faucet running)
(television playing)
(handle squeaking)
(channels changing)
(water splashing)
(handle squeaking)
(channels changing)
(lasers firing)
(droid beeping)
(lasers firing)
(remote control beeps)
(water pouring)
(lasers firing)
(sipping)
(cheering)
(whistle)
(cheering continues)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
UH...
AAH!
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
EH?
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
(teeth chattering)
(whistle)
(braying)
HMM.
(whistle)
(crowd cheering)
(booing)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
(chuckling)
(slurp)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(birds twittering)
(crowd booing)
(whistles, clears throat)
(grunting)
(grunting, groaning)
(whistle)
(Muzak playing)
♪ 
(crowd cheering)
(electronic beeping)
(crack)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(booing)
(growling)
(crowd cheers)
(slurping)
(weak whistle)
(gags)
(whistle)
(gags)
(crowd cheers)
EH? AAH!
OH HO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
(groans)
(crowd cheers)
(laughter)
(whistles)
(whistles)
(whistles)
(trumpets)
(snap, snap)
MM-HMM. AH!
(chuckles)
OH. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!
MM-MM-MM.
UH-HUH. HUH?
MM. AH!
(telephone rings)
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
(muttering in background)
(barking)
(woof woof woof woof woof)
AH! MM.
(continues muttering)
(wind blowing)
(gulp)
(continues muttering)
(barking)
(growls)
(barking)
(barking)
(growls)
(humming)
MM! HA HA!
(barking)
(thud)
(laughs)
(duck squeaks)
(humming)
(squeak squeak)
(chittering laugh)
(barking)
(angry panting)
(roars)
(smack)
(claws clacking)
(crowd cheering)
(chittering laugh)
(creak)
(sniffing)
MMM...
(distorted) NOOOO!
AAH!
(screaming, banging)
(crashing, yelling continues)
(muffled yelling)
AAH!
(growling)
(growling continues)
(stomach growls)
(indistinct chattering)
AHEM.
GRR!
(bell ringing)
(cheers and applause)
(bell rings)
(whimpers)
(laughs)
AAH!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
(cries)
(man speaking indistinctly
over cell phone)
(bear growling)
(maniacal laughter)
(bear growling)
AAH!
(watch ticking)
(engine revving)
(laughs)
(bell rings)
(laughs)
(laughing)
(stomach growls)
HMM.
(cheers and applause)
(screaming)
(stomach growls)
(skateboard rolling)
(stomach growling)
(skateboard rolling)
(soft chatter)
(dishes and utensils clinking)
(stomach growling)
(soft chatter)
(skateboard alarm beeps)
(feet pattering)
(feet skidding)
DAH! GAH!
(stomach growling)
MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM.
MM-MM-MM-MM.
MM-MM. MM. MM.
MM-HMM.
(grumbling)
(dishes clinking)
(grunting)
(pop)
(growls)
(claps)
(screams)
(grunting)
(door slams)
(vehicle approaches)
(speaking softly)
(titters)
(speaking incoherently)
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
NOW--NOW--NOW,
I WANT THIS.
AND I WANT THIS.
(scribbling hastily)
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
(speaking rapidly)
AH!
(bell rings)
AGH!
(crashes)
(gulps)
(screams)
(door slams)
(water flowing)
(water stops)
(water flowing)
AH!
(door slams)
(bird twittering)
(humming)
AH. HA HA.
(screams)
HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM?
AH!
OH!
HUH? HUH? HUH? HMM.
AH!
(door slams)
(bell ringing rapidly)
YES?
(bell ringing weakly)
(grumbling)
MM? (gasps)
(inhales deeply)
(spluttering)
(laughing)
(bell rings)
(waiters marching)
(bell ringing rapidly)
(gasps)
(growls)
MM. HMM. MM. HMM-HMM.
(bell ringing rapidly)
(belches)
(dishes clinking)
UH-HUH. (chuckling)
(volcano erupts)
(laughing)
(chuckling)
AH.
(whimpering)
(volcano erupts)
(chuckling)
(laughing)
(mustache sizzles)
(chuckling)
(grunts)
(chuckles)
(laughing)
(grunting)
(laughs nervously)
(water dripping)
(laughs nervously)
(grunts)
(door slams)
(skateboard rolling)
(stomach growling)
MM-HMM!
(growling)
(grumbling)
(techno  Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
AH. HA HA!
MWHAH.
(engine whirring)
(tires screech)
(box beeps)
(machine beeps)
(powering up)
(guitar plays note)
(note repeats)
(knuckles crack)
(plays  Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(stomach growls)
(sinister laugh)
(silly laugh)
(belches)
(laughing)
(loud crash)
HMM?
HUH?
MM!
(laughing)
(sinister laugh)
AH!
(hose stretching)
(laughter)
(screams)
AAH! GRR!
(grunting)
(goofy laughter)
HUH? AAH!
GRR!
HUH? HUH?
OHH.
AAH!
(groaning)
HUH?
(screaming)
(screaming continues)
(laughter, screaming)
(explosion)
(sinister laugh)
HUH?
(goofy laugh)
AAH!
(birds chirp)
(all gasp)
HA HA!
(all yelling)
(classic Italian-style
 Pink Panther theme)
♪ 
(upbeat music)
♪ 
(tummy grumbling)
(jackhammering)
(splat)
(crash)
(wheezes)
(tummy grumbling)
(Italian accent) HELLO THERE!
WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA.
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY
IN THE TUMMY.
BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA,
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE.
GOOD.
NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT.
USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH.
NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE,
OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS
TO THE DOUGH.
(rumbling sound)
MAKE SURE YOU
DON'T USE
MORE THAN HALF.
(vacuum cleaner running)
TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST.
FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS,
CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS
AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN
AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR.
(birds chirping)
AH!
(camera shutter snapping)
(sobbing)
SAUCE IS THE
HEART AND SOUL
OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA.
FOR A ZESTY
HOMEMADE SAUCE,
CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLIC
AND ADD AN ONION
INTO A SKILLET.
(sniffs)
(gagging)
NOW GET READY
FOR ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST
DINING EXPERIENCES
OF YOUR LIFE.
(sobbing)
WHEN THINGS
START TO SIZZLE,
ADD A TOMATO.
THE HAPPY CHEF
HAS PROVIDED YOU
WITH ONE.
BUT TO BE SURE IT'S RIPE,
HOLD IT UP
TO EYE LEVEL
AND SQUEEZE...
GENTLY.
A FRESH, RIPE
TOMATO IS FIRM
AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT.
(onion sobbing)
(happy music)
♪ 
(onion laughs)
(laughing)
WHEN YOU'RE SURE
YOUR TOMATO IS
RIPE AND FRESH,
CRUSH IT INTO
YOUR FRYING PAN
TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR.
PUTTING THE SAUCE
ON A PIZZA
IS AN ART FORM
ALL ITS OWN.
SOME PIZZA CHEFS
USE A BUTTER KNIFE.
OTHERS PREFER
THE BOTTOM OF
A SOUP LADLE.
AS WITH ANY ART,
EACH ARTIST MUST FIND
WHAT WORKS BEST.
THE TRICK IS
TO SPREAD IT
NOT THIN
BUT NOT TOO THICK
AND EVEN ALL AROUND.
TIME TO TOP OFF
YOUR MASTERPIECE
WITH THE TOPPINGS--
CHEESE.
MUSHROOMS.
SAUSAGE.
(loud thwacks)
(blows)
AND WHATEVER ELSE
YOU LIKE.
NOW PUT YOUR PIE
IN THE OVEN,
SET YOUR TIMER,
AND GET READY
TO ENJOY.
(yawns)
(buzzer sounds)
THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE NOT
A VERY HAPPY CHEF
RIGHT NOW
IS IF YOU FORGOT
TO TURN ON THE OVEN.
(laughs)
BUT THE HAPPY CHEF'S
GOT JUST THE
THING FOR YOU.
(rumbling)
HOW'S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE?
AHH!
(skidding)
(vacuum cleaner whirring)
(sputtering sounds)
(whizzing)
(whirring)
(crash, clattering)
(whirring)
(steam hissing)
CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO
TO MAKE YOUR
PIZZA EXPERIENCE
COMPLETE.
CLEAN UP.
(chuckles)
SERIOUSLY NOW...
CLEAN UP!
