Boom...microphone.  Hey.  My name is Michael Stevens and I'm not just about goofs and gags. I'm also here to talk about DONGs.
And that should be a relief because last week Jake was here trying to get $3,000,000 out of you for nothing.
I however, will make you payfornothing.club a possibly overpriced DONG, something you can do online
now guys.
Get better at feeling time by practicing your ability to guess the length of a second with clicclock.
The goal is to click ten times and leave exactly
one second between each of your clicks.
If it gives you a positive value, you need
to be quicker but a negative value indicates
that you didn’t give enough time.
Sweet, I took way too long with all of my clicks!
Jason Davies Voroni diagram shows you the locations of airports around Earth.
As well as the regions around them containing places on Earth for which they are the nearest airport.
Check out the most remote point on Earth from any airport.
It's 76 degrees south and 68 degrees
East.
The most remote airport is 27 degrees
south and 109 degrees west.
Unfortunately you can’t hope on a plane
to
Journey to the Center of the Earth but you
can use this DONG.
Along the way you’ll see the depths of different
things under the surface of the land and water.
For example .7 meters beneath the surface
is where rabbit warrens and mole burrows can
be found.
5 meters is the depth of an olympic swimming pool.
At 85 meters there is an underground city.
Finally 3,958 miles, down.  About 6,370 km you will reach the core.
Jean Pierre can’t help but smile.
This isn't related to the last DONG
but it is related to your face.
First trace these lines to see the variation
of expressions he can show like shock.
Then use your webcam to make faces and watch as he mimics them.
He’s looking pretty relaxed right now, probably
due to the beautiful music you’re playing
on
Strings, a site that demonstrates
the relationship between a string’s length
and pitch.
But most importantly it’s just fun and you
can produce sweet melodies like this.
What in the world is that noise interrupting
my music?!
Oh.
A bad car battery.
On mycarmakesnoise.com you can better understand
what different sounds indicate when your car
needs fixing.
Once you identify where the noise is coming
from like, under the hood, outside the car,
or under the car, you can select the category
and listen to an array of noises.
A vaccum hose leak sounds like this.
What a win-win situation.  That wasn't a pun.  It was just me demonstrating why I deserve
the award for most confusing use of the
expression “win-win.”
It's an Arbitrary Award.
Type in your name and receive the most personalized
and highest honor of all time.
I am the Jaywalker with the most Swag.
I do have a lot of swag but I’m definitely
not a criminal.
Is there an award for being super talented
at
99 Balls?
In this game you have to knock out each ball
in the designated number of turns.
If you shoot and collect one of these rings,
you’ll get an extra weapon which in turn
helps you hit more balls.
As you advance, the number of hits it takes
to get rid of each one increases just like
your love for puzzles on
Socketu.
Match the colored squares to their containers.
The arrow keys are what steer them and the space bar rotates the U-shapes.
Now let’s shape U into an even more powerful
human with this
Bonus DONG as promised last week.
Muscle Wiki shows you the muscle groups in
the front and back of your body.
Choose one, and it will give you exercises
to complete that work those muscles.
You can tell I use the website a lot because of my amazing muscles.
A lot of this though comes from lifting the Curiosity Box.  If you got the new one you may have seen  the elements
book that came inside.  It's a real beauty and a really big book.  But enough about learning about elements. I'm sure you'd rather spell with them.
Well luckily there's a DONG for that. Recommended to us on our DONG twitter account by Hungry Maxzilla.
Spelling with elements. This site allows you to type in a word and it will try to spell that word using only
the symbols on the periodic table.
Clicking on the element will take you to its
wikipedia page which is awesome.
But of course there aren't enough letters used in atomic symbols to spell any possible word.
Check this site out.  Learn about elements.  And learn what letters still need to be assigned to elements
So we can spell more things.  Hopefully you'll be the one to discover those elements.
Subscribe to DONG if you aren't already.  Watch a playlist of DONGs if you want more DONGs.  And as always, thanks for watching.
