Hopped on the bus in LongHu Town
Look at those teeth what a gnarly grin
Welcome to the land of littered ground
Welcome to the land of littered ground
Poverty makes you thin
Got out Er Qi Ta, here I am another time
Look all around and I can't read a single sign
This is still so crazy. Everybody thinks I'm famous
Henanren are thieves so I m feeling kinda cautious
Too much baijiu and I'm nauseous
That's when I turned and saw ShengDangerous
With his stankablazer on
With a stankablazer on
And my stankablazer's on
said there's a party in my pants and everyone's invited
But these pants were made in China so don't you get excited
see Henany on the bus mackin' bitches smooth as silk
But these bitches eatin nuts, chao dofu and mango milk
So we hit up Baby Body: Thorogoods and extra gin
And start grindin' on a hottie with no ass and toothless grin
Blind drunk 'bout to vom up on the dancefloor Iike Vachina
So I do it anyway, in Middle Kingdom this is minor
As the splash hits the crowd I'm feeling homesick
Too much pressure, I don't deserve this
Bitch, this is Da Pan Ji Unit
You know we're comin' correct. The Transatantic connect
Yeah, we represent
Yeah, time to break the sabbatical
Stir some minds to get radical
Open your ears and start fuckn' listenin'
Freed ya mind oh now you a dissident
You hidin' yourself in a cargo container
Step up for your shores, whose to blame ya
Cos our girls break it down like
I see Philippenous on his bike playing chicken 553
Grits his teeth, you won't beat us,
you won't be the death of me
Longhumungous is on board fraught with anxiety
Baby girl eyes this laowai, throws a smile and takes a wee
On Vachina's foot - looks like this be destiny
As the bus swerves to miss him, goes and ploughs into a tree
You think I'im joking, but this shit occurs on a daily
Life is cheap here but Da Pan Ji Unit? We ain't for free
Yeah, we rep an Unknown Shit Area where the muff is hairier
And the cultural barriers are only the start
Everything's gotta be done slow, in the city of ZhengZhou
Because it's Henan's heart
The girls dress like whores and they spit on the floor
If they put out, just remember,
they're gonna expect something more
I'm like a pirate when I spit that Henanhua
That cutlass won't help when I pull my gun on ya'll
It's just a tourist robbery when we run on them
We're proper theives and thugs, we're Henanren
Stealin' more than Ricky Henderson
It's all about the Maos not Benjamins
And we're too drunk to care
A decade after the millenium
bet we'll be bigger than Tiananmen
You know we're almost there
We're about to be overplayed and highly paid
That's why I got my girl, Miley, sayin'
