*Wa-pish* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome to a game called Mount Wingsuit
For the HTC Vive
And I'm already terrified *you can hear the fear in his voice*
'Cause I'm way up in the air
HELLO FRIEND *hi*
So
I was browsing through the HTC Vive games
And this one looked - Oh God I'm hitting buttons -
This one looked really cool
Uhmm
Because it looks like it's a uh...oh the menu is over here
it looks like a game
where you can actually be in a wingsuit and fly around
so
Hopefully that the case I don't know
How do I change this?
*Reading Menu*
Ah there we go
Standing yes I'm standing
*Reading Menu*
I AM STANDING (we see that)
okay, can I reorient?
There we go!
Now I'm are facing forward. nice!
So, I don't know how to play this
let's just get into new game.
From what I've seen
it just showed you, like, flying down...ohhhhh ohhhhhh.
Ohhhh mother of jesus.
Hi....oh god.
OH! Fuckin' scared by my own body.
Oh this is gonna be fuckin' bad! *laughs*
Okay! *reading instructions*
Okay, basic flight. Use your arms and body to steer.
So I do actually have to use my arms, that's pretty cool.
I thought it would just be a case of like, using your head.
Oh god...every now and then I realize how high up I am.
*reading instructions*
*more instructions*
Okay, we'll do that now.
Okay...
So I have to do like this...great drawings by the way...
*Reading* "Looking for a hardcore first person launch? Disable the Stomach Mode option".
What the fuck is the stomach mode option?
Okay, this is gonna go horribly wrong, by the way.
Just sayin' that now, so...
Let's see what happens.
Do I have to actually, like, walk off?
H-how do I actually move?! How do I take off?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, he's walking.
H-he's walking. How do I...Ohhhh nooo....
Where's my vision going dark?
What's happening? OH!
Th-there I go.
WHOOOOOOOOAH JESUS!
OH DON'T DO THAT TO ME!
OH FUCK!
AHHHHHHHHH! Fuckin' christ!
I'm DEAD!
How the fuckin' jimney christmas...
do I do this?
I dunno how I actually steer.
Or anything. Sorry.
Maybe if I look forward?
Ok, look down, yes, here we go.
There we go, flyin' o-a-away.
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhh.
Okay.
Ookaay.
I'm doin' it now!
Waaaaaaoooooowww
Oh god...
This is nauseating!
OHHH MOTHER OF GOD! Can I go through the doughnut?
C...I don't know how to fuckin' fly a wing suit!
I need some practice!
Wheeeeee!
Ah, this is majestic!
What happens if I put my arms together?
Do I just dive?
I-I fuckin', I guess so.
Waaaooooo!
Oh my god this is cool!
*laughing*
Nice!
I wish it was more intuitive on how to fuckin' fly this thing though!
I-I can hold to break....
Oh god, I am a majestic fuckin' eagle right now! I missed all the objectives...
But that's not what's important!
Oh god, oh god trees!
Oh god! Okay, pull my parachute please!
Pull the parachute!
I did it!
Did I? Pulled!
Score seven-ninety. Air time one minute six seconds.
Distance...I flew three thousand meters?!
Holy god. "For health reasons we recommend against flying into buildings".
Yeah that's...great fuckin' protip.
Heyyyy, I almost made it into the boxes.
Next time.
Oh god...It's hard to actually maneuver shit.
because...
I dunno, I'm not getting air resistance in real life.
So, I'll need to like push FORWARD! *Squish*
Fuckin' christ.
Death. I FEEL that!
Okay, restarting again so...
I feel like I should have the stuff reset 'cause
flying forward like this is the natural way you'd fly in a wing-suit but
for the sake of a video...
It's easier to just fly like that so I might have to reset...
Ohhh god.
Might have to reset like this.
Okay...
Did that work?
Kinda.
Yeah! Ok it did.
So now we can fly down.
FLY DOWN!
Here we go, I'm gettin' the hang of it!
Whooo!
Okay, go down into that one.
AGH!
FUCK! *Laughing*
Oh god, it's so violent.
Are you blind? NO!
Okay, you're looking at it an your just like "Jack, why don't you just fly straight?"
It's fuckin' hard okay?
It's hard to figure out how to fuckin' play.
And there's lots of buttons, and I don't know what I'm doing!
Here we go, I figured out I have to press this button, you just launch automatically. I don't have to actually step off the edge.
Got it.
I got it.
Oh god, I don't got it!
I don't got it! I'm-I'm still goin' down captain!
Okay, okay, OKAY!
This is weird! *sick noises*
I'm gonna be sick!
Okay, through the sign.
I can get through the sign.
Through the- through the sign. through the- through the SIGN!
AGH!
Okay, not through the sign, but close enough!
I did it! You guys proud of me? Oh god...
Ugh...down, down the mountain.
Down the mountain! YEAH! FUCK! *Squish*
K, I can do this. I can do this.I ain't no bitch!
I ain't no bitch okay?
It's just really hard to figure ouuuuuuuuuuuuut...
This kinda shit.
Like how to actually fly forward.
And how to keep...
Your distaaance going!
It's a lot harder than it looks. TREE!
Okay, WOOO! YES!
Now we're fuckin' makin' progress.
Now we're actually flying.
This is wing-suitin' baby!
Wahooo!
Mind that. *Laughs*
Ohhhh yeaaaaah!
Oh that feels good!
Oh, that was AWESOME!
OH! Jesus christ...
It's fuckin' terrifying! How do people do this in real life?!
Are you even human?
Oh yeah, now I'm gettin' the hang of it!
This is FUN!
I really wish I could look around more.
I guess I can...
Okay, okay, OKAY, OKAY!
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH! *Squish*
FUCK! BRIDGE!
WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
BURN THAT BRIDGE! I agree!
Who put it there?
Hands up!
Who put that bridge there?
Nobody else around...
Okay...this is exhausting on your fuckin' arms man.
I can do it though!
So, it's not so much about where my head is going...
it's about this stuff.
Like, going like that.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh I might've fucked it up already.
Here we go.
Right through the fuckin'...
the needle baby!
Thread that shit!
Woooo!
Oh god. By the end of this I'm gonna wanna do this in real life.
Look I'm going through all the centers now! You proud of me?
Oh god. OH GOD! OH!
YES!
This is actually quite intuitive.
When you get the hang of it....oh fuck.
There we go, it's about not leaning it forward too far.
OH! There's an "S" there for "Sexy Sean"!
WHEEEHEHE!
Oh yes!
GO UP!
K, We're not gonna go too hard into this bridge this time.
In fact we're not gonna go into the bridge at all, we're gonna- we're gonna go this properly.
*laughing* I still don't really have the hang of the controls.
Do I get through the center?
Yyyyyyyyes-arooni!
Oh, I did it!
Ah, that feels good.
Ok, let's see if we can actually land on a thing over here.
Here we go.
Here we go, wings out!
Wings out, all about!
Right down into the center. I got this!
I got this!
Can I- can I pull my parachute at any time? I don't know when the parachute comes out.
Pull!
I pulled the parachute!
C'mon!
I was clickin' for the parachute!
What the fuck man!
"New drop point unlocked!" Sweet!
Umm.
Second drop.
Hell yeah, bro!
Where's the second drop? Oh sweet jesus.
Wait, where was my first drop?
I dunno
HELLO!
Umm.
Right, this is just called second drop.
Did I unlock any wing-suits?
No...How much do I need?
"Get 450 more XP to unlock."
150 more XP.
So I'm at a speed of two and a lift of five now.
And a handling of five. This one only has a handling of three though.
Can I have the last one, which is all tens? How much do I need for that?
"Collect forty-two more ninja whales"
Are you a ninja whale?
Aw man.
Okay, off we go I guess.
This is not gonna go that well.
Oh jesus. OH god.
OH WHY?
Oooooh god this is close the the fuckin' mountain!
Whose idea was this?!
Not mine!
I didn't fuckin' pick this!
Actually technically I did, but SHUT UP! That's why!
Yes.
Doin' okay though, right?
Ohhh yeah.
You can feel the controllers, like vibrate in your hands too.
Which is really nice.
Because it-it adds that sense of like...air resistance.
I still don't really know how to go up and down. Maybe I should have paid more attention to the controls.
People are cheering for me!
Thanks everybody!
Awww they're nice to me!
Okay, okay. I got this. I got this!
Mind the trees though. There's a lot of them!
Ooooooki-smokes!
Phew, my arms are exhausted.
*laughing* This is- it just hurts your shoulders after a while. TREE!
Okay.
Okay!
I'm not gettin' the center things, because it's hard.
And the more I try to do it....this reminds me of....Just Cause 3!
This is what it's like to play Just Cause 3 in first person!
Oh yes!
Right through the fuckin' middle!
Whoooo!
Nice!
Now I clicked the thing to pull the parachute and for some reason it's not pulling it.
Why is my parachute not being pulled?!
AAAAGGGGHHH *Squish*
MOTHER FUCKER!
"Are you blind?" NO THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK!
I did okay though.
XP won 50.
That's only 50?!
Oh god, why did I pick this one, this one is like right on the mountain.
OH jesus.
K, that's not too bad.
Okay....keep it in sight.
Keep it in sight, we got this!
Right down!
Yes!
Oh this is cool! *laughing* Oh I go so fast!
*Laughing* Help me!
I'm not as scared of the heights in this game for some reason. I dunno why.
Oh god, now I know why it's called the "Turbine Line".
We're actually going through the turbines! Oh god...
Ooooooooh dead center!
That's what I like to see!
Who's cheering for me? Thank you whoever that is! Maybe it's the birds.
Maybe the birds are proud of me.
Oh shit...
OH shit...
Woooaah nelly!
I got it though.
I got it. We're gonna fuckin'...
Speed it key! Thread the needle and all that shit!
YOLO bitches!
Bring back all the jacksepticeye references!
Okay.
Okay that's cool. That's cool.
It's so weird flying so close to the mountains!
*Singing* Oh misty eye of the mountain below.
I got it.
I got it!
I got it...
Aaaaand through.
I did it.
I still don't know why I can't pull out my PARACHUTE!
You are tellin' me...
There! Now I did it.
Why did it- why did it pull now?
A hundred XP for not dieing. Hundred and fifty!
New drop point unlocked!
I'm the best!
Well really I should be gettin' a whole lot more. The highest scores on the game are like 433,000.
I'm just a big suck.
Factory Hill.
I'm not gonna do this, but I just wanna see where it is. Oh wow...
Snow!
It's a ninja whale!
If I get all the ninja whales I get to do somethin'.
Ok, I wanna try...one thing.
And one thing only.
So, bear with me for this one.
I wanna try...
Going right down the edge of the mountain.
Woah. Woah!
Woooooaaaah yeah!
Oh I wish I could do this in real life if there wasn't such a high chance of death!
It would be fuckin' awesome! To finally fly like a eagle!
Aw yeah.
A-ha-ha!
Okay, out over the ridge.
Gonna go out over the ridge.
And then fuckin' straight down!
Straight down!
Ah, that's straight down!
Woooo!
Ye-he-he-he-hes!
*laughing*
I feel like...a fuckin' super hero!
There needs to be more games like this in fuckin' VR!
Just gettin' in and bouncin' around.
My feet hurt!
My arms hurt! I'm gettin' a work out doin' this!
Oh, can I go through the doughnut?
There's a doughnut over there at the factory.
I feel like I can do this.
I feel like I've gotten the skills to be able to do this by now!
Keep it level.
Keep it level. Keep it steady!
Keep it steady! Keep it level!
AAAAAAAAGH OH FUCK! *Squish*
*Laughing*
Oh yeah, ye fuckin' stopped cheerin' now, didn't ye?
Everyone's like " Woo! Yeah! Woo!" and then they're like "Oh...."
"Oh shit." There I am. Dead. Squirtin' blood everywhere.
You guys proud? No? *Laughing*
Yeah, well does it for this episode. Oh god, that was fun!
A lot of it was spent...oh my head's itchy.
A lot of it was spent me concentrating on how the hell to actually play the game, and I don't know how ridiculous I looked.
Playing the whole game like this.
Then go like this. I-I feel like I was playing it wrong.
I feel like I didn't have the controls down perfectly.
So I might just try it in my spare time to see if I can get, like really good scores. 'Cause that would be...
Really fun, if you got really good at it I think.
Just like whizzing by everything would be awesome. Maybe.
I wonder how accurate it is to real wing-suit flying.
Like if somebody in a wing-suit got this, and went around.
It just occurred to me as well, how exhausting it must be...
To be in a wing-suit. 'Cause you're like this. Your arms can't really go like this.
They stay like this all the time.
Which I guess...I was like this.
Which is not accurate, 'cause wing suit flyers
they got the wings and they go like this, and then they just fly.
I dunno, I'm not a wing-suiter, but
It would be really damn cool if- how accurate it was.
I thought that would make me feel a lot more sick, as well.
When I started it out and I was flying down it made me feel like "Oh god..."
But after a while you get used to it, and
again for some reason I wasn't afraid of the heights in that game.
Strange, anyway.
Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it
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LIKE A BOSS!
And...
High fives all around! Wa-pish! Wa-pish!
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes, in the next VIDEOOOO!
