Tranquility…….harmony…….
peace…... very few things in this world
compare to these states of being be it the
silence of nature or the camaraderie amongst
fellow man.
But of all of these things none can compare
to the bliss that is the harmony amongst men
of the same blood oh yes there is nothing
more soothing than the bond of fellow siblings
*Me about body slam khalil
I would like to introduce you guys to my younger
brother
Who I love and adore but I’m positive
If we were any animal besides human we would
be something like two monkeys
*hm joke*
of different species.....in two different
jungles (amazon on fire).....on opposite sides
of the earth were two very different people
having almost little to nothing in common
The thing about my brother is he gets mad
……...quite easily and when the often occurrence
of him getting upset happens…...it happens
meaning he goes from an innocent and happy
child to an actual super villain with years
of pure rage and apathy towards like……..everything
built up inside, just one look into his eyes
could give you the will power to just…like…...bite
….directly into an onion or something ...i
made a much edgeyer joke but i took it out
when i was editing this script anyway just….pure
…...evil…….
But he was also pretty small so when he got
angry he did have the energy of an edgy mentally
challenged super villain (heh mentally challenged
see how I didn’t use the r word because
we avoiding derogatory terms all 2019 yuh)
but while he did have that evil energy…….he
just had the body of a midget
A body which he’s obviously grown out of
and is now almost bigger than me thank GOODNESS
he’s mellowed down a bit or I would have
gotten clapped a LONG time ago
Why would I have gotten clapped heh because
I’m a clown man memes run throughout my
veins see, I don’t get mad often (but when
I do it’s probably because whenever im editing
MY MOUSE KEEPS GIVING ME, THE GAY WHEEL) but
me getting actually angry is quite…...a
rare occourence honestly so when my brother
gets mad 9 time out of 10 I’m not, so….
I just instigate there is just something hilarious
about someone getting insanely upset with
you and your just clowning it’s *kisses
fingers* beautiful *im a jerk
If we go back to the story about me pushing
my brother into that pond with the alligator
in it while we definitely were just innocently
skipping rocks I do however remember him being
a little peeved at me i dont remember why
but i do remeber he was skipping rocks on
the other side of the pond so that means I
manifested the idea of pushing him in the
pond because i wanted to see his reaction
walked along the pond had all that time to
re evaluate and re think what i was going
to do visibly see the alligator ….and I
still did it and it was funny……..to me
Fast forward a couple of years and we are
upstairs doing laundry on the bed my brother
was once again mad at me for some reason that
i do not remeber
But I had fully grown out of the instigating
phase this was actually around the time i
made the first huge leap into disciplining
myself to chase my dreams and i had posted
my first couple of vids on my channel i was
focused and began really conditioning myself
for the long and hard journey i had ahead
of me i was a completly different person than
i was back then *boom *crash*
Khalil on floor me with extended arm*
Um Yohanes good Sir i couldn’t help but
notice you added two thud noises plz tell
me i am wrong in assuming that oh dear me
In the house we lived in at the time me and
my two of my brothers shared a relatively
small room and the bed was really high off
the ground and we had a fouton near the bed
so no one would Stubbs their toes when going
to the closet we basically put it there so
no one would get hurt
So His head violently hit the corner of the
fouton and he then hit his face on the floor
he was just minding his busness chillin …..and
he gets pushed off of a high bed into a futon
onto the florr to anyone who has youger siblings
they know how this went
*crash
Ohhhh snap yo im sorry im sorr- yo please
dont cry please don-
*khalil cries
SIKE
Oh no he did many things in the next 30 seconds
but cry…..he did not
I look over from my laughter of course
Why were you laughing he could have die-
And i see it
I see a fimilliar face the look of pure anger
and rage
Dude Haha my bad you good
Uma mi tora ushi ne tora uma ne mi
Haha sniff you’re fine
Uma mi tora ushi ne tora uma ne mi ushi tora
Yo cmon lighten up you barley hit the dresser
UGAHHHG
Ugh yooo yo relax it was just a joke
The pain you have inflicted on me will now
be repaid ten times over
Bro back up calm down its a joke moooommm
Prepare yourself brother for i *huhhhh* will
unleash the wrath of a thousand souls on your
frail human body
Bro you’re doin to much lemme help clean
the blood moommmm
Your time has come
MOMMMMM
Your death will be a short one
MOMMMMMM
I will rinse my wounds with your blood and
use your ashes as exfoliant
MOMMMM
Have you ever gotten into a fist fight with
your younger sibling
Like an actual fight going blow for blow fully
intending to connect violent hits
Its kinda sad because the same little child
you grew up with is now on the reciving end
of wrath you wouldnt even wish upon your closest
of friends
…...have you ever lost a fist fight to your
younger sibling
man he beat the BREAKS off me I just wasn’t
ready for the sheer strength and rage that
he unleashed upon my poor body And thats not
even the worst part just to flex he finished
it off like this i was dazed and on the ground
and i thought it was over so i sat up and
turned around and …..no this black screen
isnt me being lazy and not wanting to animate….well
kinda but this is exactly what i saw at the
moment that he did something to me that i
will never forget
Yo yooo mhhh what the heck wait i see a light
am am i dead n noo thats the dresser right
there is something on my head ehh ehhhh
Aghhhhhh
I then realized the light that i had seen
was not the light that you see when your near
the gates of death oh no ….this was much
worse it ….was a hole ….in a pair…….of
someones…..DIRTY underwear
This man is not human he not only beat the
SNOT out of a guy nearly twice his size but
he then procedded to excellently burnnnn the
messeage of this altercation into his opponents
brain so much so that this opponent would
log about 40 hours into making an ANIMATED
VIDEO about the ordeal 5 years later …..bravo
But yo happy birthday to my brother man….dont
get it twisted tho i’d still fold you..you
just caught me off guard
