Repeat after me.
Girls are not funny.
Girls aren't funny.
And they never
will be funny.
Or president.
When we first
started dating,
she was this uh... girl?
But since
we got married...
Brothers!
...she's my husband-wife.
You didn't flush?
This big!
Do you see that?
I'm Dillon.
I'm from Austin.
This week on
American Top Knot,
Should I post this?
The Ripped
Fat Dude Workout.
All catheters hurt.
'Cause I know for me,
I never get mad.
Me neither, like,
I am supes chill.
I am supes chill.
I'm a feminist,
with a to-do list.
Look at that
Christmas mouth.
What's new
in Singapore, brother?
I'm obssessed with
a certain kind of food...
Uh, it's a food that
everybody loves...
Oh! You're the girl
whose whole personality
-is that you love pizza.
-Yes! It me!
She should be dead.
