Oh, well, here we go. Look. Oh, yeah, it's old Buckingham Palace there.
I mean what happened, why ain't I plotted up there tonguing the princess.
Hey, but no I ended up on a set of swings in Canning Town.
I was bowled over when I found out I was related to royalty on Who Do You Think You Are?
Can't be...
And I will remind people at every opportunity
That this man here, King Edward III, is my twenty two times Great-Grandfather, direct descendent right down to little old me.
Everyone else, you know historians, professors know about all my family - my family, my blood - but I don't.
I think when you've got a family tree like mine
You've got to go and explore it and more.
Wasn't enough on Who Do You Think You  I want to indulge in it.
I want to smell it and drink it and taste it on it.
Oh, I want to really feel what it would be to be royal
That's it boys, row!
Oh yes, I'm gonna get right stuck in gorging on my ancestors lives.
What's the matter?
You wan't some?
Get hold of that.
I'm setting off on an amazing history lesson.
I'll be making a lot of clever experts to learn all about my regal relatives.
Sir John Seymour of Wolf Hall!
It's just so much to take in, you know
And I'm gonna be eating, dressing and getting up to all the stuff they did.
Get up there.
Where've you been!
To experience hands-on how it felt to live just like my ancestors.
Welcome to your castle.
I want to feel closer to them and find out who they really were.
It's a real treat.
I'm even gonna get my little mob involved so we can all get regaled out of our brains.
He's got an earring on!
Your Highness.
It's gonna be a right nutty royal caper
