Did you ever think in your wildest
dreams that your husband would become the
mayor?  And I believe she said "Honey, you're not in my wildest dreams..."
Something's giving off a bit of an odor
that uh... when you stand are you like
kind of taller on one side than another
because I'm finally feeling this is
something that goes in your foot is that
correct?  Yes.  Would this be a sandal of some
sort a silver sandal?  Did you wear this
here?  I did not.  You didn't?  Okay, well thanks
bringing an extra one with you at least!  For participating in the show!  Make sure she gets that back and give her a
applause thank you! I'm gonna draw what I think John is imagining.  The audience
sees it, John.  But I don't want you to take a look back at what I am drawing
I want you to go ahead and draw the image that's in your mind.  The image...
...that John is thinking ladies and gentlemen...that's totally in his head.
I think that's pretty damn close! [laughter]
I'm seeing something kind of...round? Am I correct?
Kind of oval-shaped...and a line...like maybe a balloon?  [laughter]
Judging by the laughter, that's NOT a BALLOON.
Did you draw....a picture of a SPERM?
[laughter and applause]
I guess so!  I'll take that as a YES! Give her a round of applause!
[Twilight Zone Music]
I want you to take that paper wad and find someone else in the room you'd like to sleep with and just toss it to them.
[laughter]
Man or a woman, it's completely up to you!
Just toss it anywhere you like, yeah!  To another table...
[laughter]
