just a Montreal Just for Laughs comedy
festival Kevin Hart region lol that
jerr-bear should I pick it up on the
accent I'm not some you know I'm not
like the other time
I'm from Britain England born and raised
in London London England Nigerian
parents that obviously because black
people aren't indigenous to England my
mother is from Nigeria West Africa
basically what happened white man went
to Africa colonized it then try to leave
and my mom is not where are you going
mr. white man where you going where are
you going where are you going mr. white
man I am coming with you that's what's
happening I'm coming with you you are
not leaving me here in this bush so
that's how I was born in England but I
sold out though I've left I left England
I moved to America yeah that should be
their national anthem right how much
more fun with the Olympics have been
if they just got up on the podium and
just with America yeah so I live in
Brooklyn I live in Brooklyn New York
Brooklyn bed-stuy yeah yeah you guys
were quiet bed-stuy home yeah exactly
when I moved to New York I was like you
know what I want to live where jay-z
lived when he was not successful that's
what I want from my life watched a lot
of rap videos before I moved to New York
you know to climatized myself you know
so I could fit in so walk around
bed-stuy go what door damn what what
what that's what I've been robbed four
times so far I don't think I got the rap
starts right from the hands are too high
or something I like it I like New York
you know from London I'm from London
face similar cities New York is just a
bigger crazier filthier version of
London because New York is Tufton it's
doctor it's gross it's a filthy
disgusting city
it's dirty dirty its filthy dirty
disgusting
they got creatures there I've never seen
before
they got this creature called the water
bug I didn't know what it was like water
but that sounds cute and then I saw one
let's call them what they are people
they're Jurassic cockroaches that's what
they are they're shoot Markus I saw one
of these in my bathroom in the middle of
the night well I say I saw it it was so
big I bumped into this thing you know he
kind of staggering for pee in the middle
of night eater just staggering and turn
the light and then this thing was just
standing in my bathroom and I said and
those are all cuz few moments with me
and this thing just stared at each other
and eventually it was like okay lady and
they take control of this situation I
tell you what's gonna happen you're
gonna back up out this bathroom close
the door and when you come back tomorrow
I won't be here anymore how about that
it's had a good idea you back up at this
bar from close the door I will put down
your deodorant
but we can both pretend it never
happened how about that so good idea I
said you know what your recipe cockroach
that's a great idea that's exactly
what's gonna happen so backed up and
left I couldn't forget what I'd seen
people I was online researching how to
get rid of them and now I know why you
got why they call them walk but this is
why they call them water bugs it's
because they're attracted to the
moisture and water they come through the
pipes so what's happening in my house
I'm having my bathroom and kitchen
removed from now on it could be bedrooms
and baby wipes for me it's disgusting my
accent confuses people not the British
accent per se but the British accent
coming out of this face since I moved to
New York I've been called and aborigine
about seven times a day yes but it's all
right though with this accent I can't
have all kinds of scrapes this accent is
a lifesaver black people in fact I'm a
superhero in America yeah my superhero
name is undercover african-american
that's right because they look
african-american but I'm not so I use
that cloak of invisibility I use it to
catch racists what I do is I go into
expensive stores and walk around real
slow sometimes I touch
I didn't really I was the expensive New
York store jewelry store walking around
and a woman was following me around the
store and I was like I see you madam I
see you following me around the store
you've made a judgment based on my
outward appearance isn't that right but
judging me on my appearance and the fact
that I'm wearing a cape i shoes that oh
my god
you're not one of our blacks and I was
like that's
I'm a special black I am undercover
african-american it was very apologetic
people she was very apologetic
she left me to browse the store in peace
and I got away with thousands of dollars
worth of jewelry power to the people
thanks very much developers I guess
thank you
