I guess this is my outfit.
Sal: Yeah, Joey.
We put you in a breakaway
basketball warm-up suit.
So, as soon as
the person comes in,
you just get ready
for game time.
[ Laughter ]
Hey.
Hey. How are you?
Good. How are you?
Nice to see you.
Good. Joe.
Emily. Nice to meet you.
Oh, my goodness.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm ready to do this.
Oh, here we go.
-That's amazing.
-Right?
That is awesome.
[ Laughter ]
So nice to meet you.
I'm Emily.
I'm the building
security manager.
Building security manager?
Yes, sir.
And what was your name again?
I'm sorry.
Emily.
Yes, sir.
Emily.
I'm gonna let you get started,
other than that amazing intro.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, thank you.
So, Joe, where are you from?
Tell me a little bit
about yourself.
"Nah. Nah."
Nah. I didn't want to --
I didn't really want
to get into that.
[ Laughter ]
What's that?
Which part?
"My past.
My shadowy past."
My shadowy past -- I didn't
really want to start...
[ Laughter ]
Keep saying
"off the record."
Off the record, I negotiated
prices for, like, bulk supplies.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I would let them in
on the -- to the side.
Joe, she's writing this down.
It's off the record.
Yeah, but this is all off --
this is all off the record.
No, no. You're fine.
Yeah.
I'm just talking about
your extent of knowledge with --
Got it. Got it.
Um, what else can I tell you
off the record?
Joe, have a roving finger.
There was one time
when a whole crew was here,
and they had to actually be
on the other side of the campus,
but the middle was closed,
so I couldn't
get them through --
we had to actually go around
the whole thing.
"But off the record..."
"Off the record..."
Off the record, we went
to the closed road...
-Here comes the roving finger.
-Now, and, you know,
there was
a lot of teams up here,
and then we brought it
down south.
You know, we connect everybody,
and they all have
their own conferences
and stuff --
you know,
so did the whole thing.
But I have...
Excuse yourself
for one quick moment
to go the bathroom,
and then go downstairs
and play basketball.
I need to use the restroom
real quick. I'm sorry.
No, sure.
No. No worries.
I'll go over here.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
[ Door opens ]
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. Okay.
Thanks.
-Look at her face!
-[ Laughs ]
[ Footsteps in distance ]
-This is gonna be amazing.
-Her face is...
[ Basketball bouncing ]
[ Laughter ]
-Aha!
-Ah!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Joe -- "Wow, the security
really sucks around here."
[ Breathing heavily ]
You good?
Yeah.
Security really sucks.
I was able just to go down there
and shoot hoops.
[ Laughter ]
Oho!
[ Pen clicks ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Oh. Oh, yeah.
Now...
So, security's an issue.
Yeah.
Security's an issue.
Alright, well...
And...
...do you have
any further questions for me?
Tell her you'll be in touch
and she did great.
And that's it, yeah.
Thank you so much.
You did great.
We'll be in touch.
Yeah...you came to --
Yeah, appreciate you.
We'll be -- We'll let you know.
[ Pen clicks ]
Possibly.
Well, maybe we'll hire her.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Maybe we'll hire her...
[ Laughter ]
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