 
Human beings facinate me,
Being just the way they are.
Tell me, little mermaid, can you push a cart, or drive a car?
Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar!
It's a mystery,
Anthropology!
Fingers, toes, and tiny noses;
Brownish hair, and tannish skin!
WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK, TO SEE THE WORLD THEY'RE LIVING IN?!
Everybody tells me that it's "OlD aNd FaKe MyThIoLoGy"
It's a mystery; Anthropology!
Aren't you bored of cleaning your tail,styling your hair with your magic?
I don't mean to: Butt in or gloat,
But ancient history proves~:
Humans don't have: Tails or magic,
They don't need it, they don't care!
All they've got's imagination, new inventions, everywhere!
Babies, children, teens, and elders, all alike have clothes to wear!
It's so real to me; Anthropology!
Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton Jhon, Micheal Phelps, Barack Obama, who's to say that they're all gone?
Maybe humans like us too, and dress like us at Comic-Con?
It's so real to me; Anthropology!
Yeah, they've had a couple of fights, nobody's perfect you see?
Still, I say I'm born with the rights, to study whatever I, pleeeeeeeeeasseeeee!
I DON'T NEED TO, HORSE AROUND NOW, I CAN STAND ON TWO LEGS!
I WILL TRADE MY VOICE FOR A PAIR OF NEW LEGS!
(She would say this is her mind) TAKE YOUR CAMERA, COME ON, ZOOM IN!
(She would say this in her mind) 'CUZ YOUR FAVORITE MERMAID'S A HUMAN, ME!
(Again, in her mind) THAT IS WHO, I'LL, BEEEEEE!
In her mind) Anthropology-...
