I know that it's cool
to talk crazy during sex,
and I-- I have tried that.
And it doesn't work for me,
because I just...
I find that the truth, uh,
gets in the way, I guess.
Like, I...
Like, "God, your cock is so--
Oh, no, never--
It was a shadow."
What I do, I feel like,
is way crazier.
I like to talk crazy
right after sex,
when things have calmed
down a beat.
Get right in his face,
real quiet.
"What do you think would
happen if I went on down
to the hospital and got a
rape exam right now?
Hmm, what do you think?
You think they'd find your
semen all over and inside me?
'Cause I do.
Oh, I really do.
Maybe you should go
ahead and tickle my back
till I fall asleep. Is that a
good idea, motherfucker?"
My boyfriend's foreign,
so, then I get,
like, really nose
to nose with him
and go,
"USA's number one."
He'll be like,
"Number one in what?"
"You don't worry about it.
It's important to us
that we're number one.
Juvenile diabetes."
What is the etiquette--? I
don't know if there are any, like,
Emily Post-ish people here,
but...
For post-coital cuddling,
uh, or after sex cuddling,
if you're stupid...
-What is the...?
What is the etiquette
for where I would put my...
"his asshole" fingers?
Is it just straight out to the
side? Or...
