-Oh, man.
[bleep] is getting heating.
And once again, both sides
have their stories.
Iran says they shot down
the drone
because it was flying
over their country.
But America says
it wasn't flying over Iran,
it was just flying
very, very close.
Yeah.
"I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
Mom!
Iran hit me!"
And, by the way,
I think it's funny how the media
is showing
all those pictures of the drone,
and talking about its history
and how precious it was.
It's almost like America
has to do something
because the drone left
behind an entire drone family.
Now that family is unmanned.
It's a drone, guys.
It's a drone.
You don't have to go to war
over a drone.
And before you accuse me
of being anti-American,
the commander-in-chief
basically said the same thing
today in a press conference.
And you know what?
I agree with Trump.
Yeah, I said it.
I don't think America should
launch a full-out war
to avenge a flying
Roomba, all right?
-But his explanation
didn't provide many details.
-Iran made a big mistake.
This drone was in
international waters, clearly.
We have it all documented.
It's documented scientifically,
not just words.
-Oh.
Well.
If it's documented
scientifically,
I feel so much better,
because if there's anyone
I trust with science,
it's Donald Trump.
I could definitely see him
in a lab coat
and goggles writing down
a proof on a chalkboard.
"What did you find, Donald?"
"I -- I fo-- I ate the chalk.
I ate the chalk
before I was done."
-Now, the two sides don't agree
on the details
of what happened
with this drone.
Iran's Revolutionary Guard
said it shot down
an "intruding
American spy drone"
after it entered
into the country's territory,
while US Central Command says,
"This was an unprovoked attack
on a US surveillance asset
in international airspace."
But who are you gonna believe?
Iran or the US government?
Is a question that used to be
really easy to answer.
So, what's the Administration
gonna do?
Well, today the President
was asked
about the situation
in the Oval Office.
-Mr.
President, how will you respond?
-You'll find out.
-Are you willing to go to war
with Iran over this?
-You'll find out.
You'll find out.
-We'll find out?
Mr.
President, this is
an international conflict,
not the season finale
of "The Bachelor."
"Denise, you get the rose.
Iran, you get invaded."
