i'm dangerous
i shot three people people have died
do you eat them
yeah so you shot them and ate them yeah
what was that like
delicious i never had anything better
what do you want to do now i've been
thinking a lot about this
this drug dmt when you take this stuff
you encounter the most unbelievably
beautiful experience ultimate wisdom
being in front of something that exposes
every single aspect
of your personality of your thoughts
everything you've ever said and done
it's like
reads you right through you connects you
to everything in the world
and you're being communicated with
something is talking to you
and it's whatever it is you're looking
at it and it's constantly changing
and it looks like what the way i
describe it i say it's like complex
geometric patterns
that are made out of love
(Crying)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the clockwork elves joe i heard about
the clockwork elves when i was a little
kid and i decided i don't want to see
them
because everybody sees them little goat
creatures with little green hats
and little green uniforms they look just
like grey aliens
then they pull their mask off and they
don't look quite like that anymore
because if you're a good person
and you take the dmt they act real
friendly but mescalido gets mean later
and then you get transported to a space
prison for a couple hundred thousand
years
and then when you come back you don't
ever come back
don't you have like this like whiskey
you give everybody
oh believe me joe i know all about the
dmt
the dmt the dmt
he's a goat by the way it's baphomet
that's who you meet they wear little
grey masks so they don't get too scary
because they look like little gremlins
little demons now see you'll probably
play that and say look how crazy
he believes little gremlin demons no you do
you talked about it you saw it
you believe it i didn't take it the
bible says don't be part of pharmakia
because it gives you the evil spirits uh
aren't you gonna say hello shut the fuck
up
well i gotta i gotta go
lock the door i'm leaving
let me go home you're gonna die
in a matter of seconds do you know how
crazy that is
why it's the whole reason why we're here
i don't yeah i don't understand
i've killed a lot of people
and here's the thing the ancients would
always start using this stuff and it
would be love it'd be science
open them up but always a hundred years
later there'd be a black pyramid
they'd be chopping people's hearts out
or they'd be burning kids on
to to bale they'd be burning kids
where they'd have a big steel
oven with the hands of the god you take
your baby up with a 500 degree thing and
watch it
fry you'd fry a baby on a basically
outdoor barbecue pit and eat it
watch the priest pull a leg off your
baby
i'm eating you alive eating you alive
takes a long time
i didn't want to do that there's no if
ands or buts about it i don't approve of
this
fuck you i'm really scared oh
this is what terror feels like dude do
you understand
what that would be like to eat you dick
first
that's how you die right at your crotch
and it was a pure exercise a priest
taking hallucinogens
then interfacing with entities that said
i will direct you
every culture asians africans
mesoamericans every culture
starts taking hallucinogens and then
starts
worshiping entities that demand blood
dude i
(threatening growling noises)
i brought a knife
(threatening growling noises) (Screams of terror)
once i decide your food that's when it
becomes a real problem
you're going to get eaten alive
liz i'm going to eat the shit out of you
eating the hair everything do you know
how many fucking people i've killed this year
it's more than 100 this year murdered
i didn't i didn't know that
you're gonna murder me right
probably
chill the fuck out a bit what was that
an invasion of demons
demon sharks
dun dun dun dun dun dun
some people get the full wrath of satan
himself it's really scary
probably one of the most disturbing
things you can experience
i'm a legit maniac and you could get bit
you're gonna fucking die can we not do
that
shut the fuck up this is my space i
don't need you in it i will fucking come
over there and strangle you to death
jamie help no
oh man (loud threatening screeching noises) oh oh oh
alright i'm gonna go
lock the door
(door locks)
if you take a human baby you chuck them
in the water they don't hold their
breath they just
they don't know what to do they just gag
on water and drown
whoa did you imagine that somehow or another
this could be the end of your life
what the fuck am i doing here you're
gonna die
i eat people i don't want to be here i
don't want to be here and i want to be
here
there's going to be some blood i made a
wrong decision
tonight on missing in america the
disappearances continue
as the last celebrity to go missing
after visiting the joe rogan podcast is
comedian kyle dunnigan
according to sources close to mr
dunnigan he admitted to being nervous
about going on the podcast but says he
needed the exposure
so he was willing to take the chance and
now he is missing
probably dead along with hundreds of
other celebrities who have mysteriously
vanished
after being on the podcast the
authorities still have no leads and are
asking the public for any information
anonymous tips have been coming in that
joe rogan is killing and then eating his
guests and that is why no bodies have
been recovered
authorities have said there is no
evidence to support this claim
supporters of this theory argue that of
course there is no evidence because joe
rogan ate it
it all started back in 2017 when eliza
schlesinger went missing
then it was melissa chen jesemay paluso
the band honey honey valentine thomas
liz fair the list goes on
for days at this point people are asking
why would celebrities continue to go on
the podcast
that seems fair is fame that important
is it worth losing your life over
to that i say maybe it is you know
we can only pray for the families of
those missing that they find
some peace and closure for missing in
america
i'm dick dickerson be safe america i got
everything
i got i got all of it i understand it
now
i''m gonna expose everything i'm going
to unwind everything about it you
understand
i'm going to expose all of it every bit
of it everything
joe i'm going to destroy you
i'm going to get you i'm coming for you
you understand that who do you think i
am what do you think i do
you're very foolish now you understand
i'll get my hands politically around
your neck and all your tough guy crap's
gonna end real quick
god wants me to wage war god told me
destroy joe rogan yes sir
jesus i will do it no more games
yeah you want war against god
you will get war and i
will detonate thanks to god's blessing i
will detonate the war
that leads to your destruction when i
fight you i see god smiling in the
center of my soul
right in my heart i know the wind is
filling my sails and i'm on a journey
where i'm supposed to go i'm on the path
of my ancestors
a path beyond the stars a path to
valhalla
and you've all chosen your lot with the
devil
and i've chosen that i must take you
on
you can't do anything because you're a
devil and you can't stand against truth
and you've chosen the wrong side and
you're going to be
destroyed
so what you're saying is essentially
that they're using psychedelic drugs to
communicate with inter dimensional beings
they call them the elves, it's the clock work elves
you think it's some sort of
alien intervention type shit
uh
i know you know all this stuff no no no
i don't know that i don't know that
bullshit okay i've seen everything
what do you mean you know all about it i
don't know all about you
fucking know all about this shit now
listen i'm honest about what i don't
know
i know some things here's what's
happening
i'm gonna kill you i'm so baffled
wait a minute i'm confused boom you're
all gone
i want to know what the fuck that is
breaking news just in apparently there
has been an explosion at the joe rogan
studios
it appears talk show host and conspiracy
theorist alex jones has detonated an
explosive device while live on the joe
rogan podcast
at this point it is not clear if there
are any survivors
this is unbelievable some say the
evidence of what happened to all those
missing people is now lost forever along
with the studio
wait i'm getting more breaking news it
appears somehow joe rogan has survived
the explosion
and is expected to make a full recovery
how is that even possible
you'd think that slab of beef of a man
would just be seared by now
and up in flames you know ladies and
gentlemen you're witnessing it live
miracles really do happen apparently the
table acted as some sort of explosive
deflection device which protected him
wow reminds me of another guy that
happened to but that's a different story
ladies and gentlemen it appears joe rogan lives
oh my god now that's the news this is
the type of media coverage dick
dickerson deserves
gonna put it back in the spotlight we
did it
what's your name ah it doesn't matter i
did it dick
dick dickerson dick damn you
wow i'm raging hard right now my penis
is so hard
my penis is so hard right now it's got
the pulse that's throbbing to the beat
of ain't no hollerback girl
oh dick dicky dick dick dick dick dick
look out world here comes old dicky boy
i said the words i i said it i said the
words i sent him and i set him oh
dick look out world it comes up it goes
you
