Welcome to your first day as NPR
interns. So make sure to soak up as much
information as you can and don't forget
to have fun.
Yeah!
Any questions?
Ooh I have a question!
What's an "intern" ?
Oh, um...
Nom! Nom! Nom!
*DING*
Haha! Oh boy!
Guys guys guys, remember:
Use your NPR voices.
(whispering) Yaaay! An elevator!
So, here we are at the Tiny Desk!
Oh! Haha! It IS tiny!
No, THAT's not the Tiny Desk...
THIS is!
THIS? Is a TINY Desk??
Bob?
Yeah?
The Count is at the printer again.
Yikes.
124, 125, 126, 127...
128 copies!
I love this job! Ah Ha Ha!
*Thunder crashes*
Well I hope you enjoy your internship here at NPR, Big Bird
Oh I sure will!
You know NP and R are three of my favorite letters of the alphabet
Hey - we need more hands in the studio, now!
Oh boy.
All right, have you ever been in a studio Big Bird?
No I haven't but I'd love to!
Alright let's go take a look!
Okay!
So today on NPR news, Carol, what we're gonna
talk about is education policy.
The president is going to -
Big Bird!
Big Bird! What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I'm just -
Big Bird there's just no room!
You're telling me?
*sigh* And this is why you
should never let interns in the booth
*laughs* Alrighty then Burt! What's the next show?
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!
Tell you? I don't know, I was just asking.
And I was just telling you
Telling me what?
The name of the show.
Which is?
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!
I can't tell you til you tell me, Burt!
*Ahhh!* ERNIE!
Ugh I need some fresh air.
Oh! Fresh Air! I love that show! *laughs*
*sigh*
Okay, Cookie Monster, here's your desk!
Uh yeah, where the cookies?
Uh, Cookie Monster, this is NPR Investigations, we don't have cookies here.
Well maybe me should investigate and
find cookies!
*THUNK*
These are all the files we obtained through a FOIA request to the CIA
I need you to scan them all into PDFs,
scrape the data into Excel, and then run
a query in SQL to cross-reference
names here with those in the public record, okay?
Okay.
Make sure before you run a query to delete your cookies.
Uh yeah, me never delete cookies.
This new group of interns seems to be getting along rather well!
(singing)
W, X, Y and Z
(singing)
Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me!
Now let's sing the theme to All Things Considered!
Yeah!
(singing)
