It's pretty simple really. I'm the local
rep for christianmingle.com. Recently
we've got some reports of people not
acting very Christian on dates so uh new
company policy, now whenever anyone
registers for the site they send me over
to the house and I just do a quick look
around, ask em a few questions just to
make sure they're Christian.
Hey uh Brittany I'm with Christian
Mingle we just got your application. No
what do you mean? I didn't sign up for
Oh yeah one of your friend signed you up as a joke
okay everybody says that. And when did
you get saved? I think 12 maybe? Youth
camp First Baptist Church. Okay and do
you still go there? Yes but it's not
called First Baptist any–Oh it's something more
like trendy now it's like Mosaic or
CrossPoint or like Watermark? Thrive
Church actually. Yeah you walk into the
building you're not sure if it's a
church or a Banana Republic.
Hey Chad I'm with Christian Mingle we
just got your application I just need to
come over quick ask you a few questions
just take a look around the house just
make sure–I didn't agree. Is
this even legal? Pretty fast Wi-Fi you
got here you got a filter on this thing?
I'm gonna give you a mainstream band, you
give me the Christian equivalent. Justin
Timberlake. TobyMac. Katy Perry.
Francesca Battistelli. Nickelback.
uh Skillet. Okay and uh Switchfoot. Switchfoot. If I could just get a couple of dates
of attendance for you here just for
background. Aquire the Fire. '98. True Love
Waits. 2000. Promise Keepers. '04.
Passion Conference. 2010. And Catalyst.
Last week.
Anything information we need to know in
there? Oh what do we have here? That's gonna be a problem.
While I was having to look around I did
find your phone. You took my phone? Yeah just a
couple things quick I want to go over
with you. Lookin' at here Tinder and Snapchat are on page one
and your Bible app is on page two in a folder and it
needs to be updated. Look Google+?
I mean Christian or not who's using
Google+? In 2011 I noticed that you
favorited a tweet with a swear word? Okay
Mission trips? Uganda 2009, Dominican
Republic 2011, and World Race 2013. Okay
so two? No that's three. Okay the World Race? I'm talking about real mission trips. We
don't count church-sponsored sightseeing
tours. Oh what do we got here? That's
gonna be a problem. We've heard it all
recently. We've got reports of people
going to R-rated movies. Hold on, Left Behind? Is this the
Kirk Cameron version? I don't think so.
Okay. We've heard people not praying
before meals. Let's say you're a nice
young Christian woman and we're on a
Christian Mingle date. Things are going
well but we're back at your place eatin'
popcorn and watchin' Fireproof. Is this
okay? Yeah.
Okay love the book collection
uh these candles are a little too
Catholicly for me.
What about this? Sure.
No!
And Michaels or Hobby Lobby? Hobby
Lobby. Ulta or Sephora? Sephora. Wrong! Trick
question, Christians shouldn't be that
concerned with outward appearances. Are
you serious? Walgreens is fine. Target,
maybe.
Spirit lead me where my trust is without. Borders. Loves like a hurricane I am a.
Tree. I can't feel my face when I'm with
you. But I love it. Well you shouldn't love it
and you shouldn't know that song. Is that
safe for the whole family? I don't think
so.
I'm gonna be real honest with you,
Brittany, uh I just I'm not seeing the fruit.
I don't know what else I can tell you, I
volunteer at a soup kitchen on
Thanksgiving, I work in the church
nursery every week, I got a Bible verse
tattooed on my shoulder, in Hebrew!
Okay, Republican or Democrat? Republican.
Global warming? No evidence. Stem cell
research? Don't know what it is, but I'm against it.
Guns? Love em. Obama? Hate him. Welcome to Christian Mingle.
I mean I hear what
you're saying and on paper things look
great, but uh I gotta be real honest with
you, uh, yoga pants? Like I personally I just
don't see how someone could be a
Christian and wear yoga pants. If there's
anything I can do to prevent someone
from a life of destruction,
I feel like my work here is done. And I'm
out of here don't even bother reapplying
till you get rid of those yoga pants, get
some Don Miller books out into that
collection, you get a letter from a
Compassion child up on that fridge okay?
