hello french people, Don't worry even if
this video is about english language, we decided to
do it in french because we didn't want to put subtitles
we wanted to hear my really cute accent
But also because you french are really bad in
english
Only 1 french/5 speaks fluent english
"effectivement" but even him
is having trouble
shit it hurts - yeah she's 3 days old
But after a few years in France I finally understood why
you suck in English. The first issue is your teachers
Most of them are french
Thus, they speak like a peeing cow
 
Moreover, they teach English in writing and not in speaking
"bistoufly" is B-I-S
When you learn a language, know how to spell
is the last thing.If a french reads a word in english
he's gonna pronouce it in a french way.Like in these sentences
 
 
I'm laughing about you and your way to teach english
 
sorry, get out of here
If you're having trouble  to talk english, it's also the fault of
your french friends.Because if you speak english like this :
all your friends will laugh at you
however if you speak too well
 
ooh what a show-off
Like him
you're gonna loose all your friends so it is because of them
that you can neither speak bad english nor too well
not a surprise that you'd rather say nothing
Between the 17th cent and the middle of 20th cent
French was the international language of choice
Since Napoleon died, and we, the americans helped you win a few wars,
It is English, and this, upset you
Especially when you are on vacations and you have to mime to know
where are the restrooms
 
English is also the international language in Business
Science, education, entertainment
technology, aviation and marine navigation
Ok, we might not give a shit about
marine navigation
But, you understood
What I mean is that to excel in most jobs nowadays
we must speak english. And when you tell a french people that he must
do something.He resists by principle.
Aah, that's what you do with your old baguettes, I understand now
Thus, to speak a good english, we have to learn from people
who speak it well, get away from your friends
and swallow up you pride. But most importantly, you have to suscribe
to this channel because I will regularly
give you lessons to teach English
American English, the real english motherf*ckers
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Guys, guys, small difference
don't matter because, we, don't undersand a thing
when you speak
Well, it's true that Paul and I agree on one point in particular
 
You suck in English !   "exactimely"
shitty. So see you soon
very soon, for the first lesson about "Hello"
 
Yeah, it was for them
Just noises...   Yeah but shut up
