From getting eaten by a banana to the family
cat being the savior of humankind, the Planet
Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best true
stories from our subreddit about our weirdest
dreams.
I’m Melissa, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by A_Toxic_Melody
Grgak
Grgak had a dream where he was trying to impress
Vladmir Putin so he could go to space.
And throughout the dream, Putin was slowly
turning into Kim Jong Un.
Grgak and a bunch of cool-looking teens that
belonged in a 80's sitcom were playing paint
ball with Putin, and he was like "hey man,
you're some pretty chill dudes, you can go
to space."
So Grgak got a jank-looking space suit, and
went to the space station.
The space ship turned out to be a huge ceramic
piñata with a pentagram on it.
Soon, common sense kicked in, and Grgak realized
he probably shouldn't be hanging out with
communist leaders, nor getting into a demonic
ceramic piñata space ship with a bunch of
80s sitcom characters.
So he said to Putin, who now looked more like
Kim, "Look man, I've thought about it, I don't
want to go to space."
Kim said, "K," then all the other people turned
into cats, and apparently that was as far
as his imagination could go, so then he woke
up.
Number 9 was Submitted by RellinMurDeath Froggy
The weirdest dream Froggy ever had was when
she was walking to a friend's house.
She was halfway there when all of a sudden,
she turned into a doll and fell to the ground.
She started to panic, but couldn't move.
Soon, a little girl walked over and picked
her up.
She took the Froggy doll back to her house
and began playing games.
One of those games led to Froggy's head being
taken off, and the shock of that woke her
up.
Number 8 was Submitted by some-dead-guy Hellbent
In 9th grade, Hellbent worked out every morning.
One day, he had a dream that he was trying
to do push ups, but every time he would go
down, a little monkey would run in to put
a tiny chick under him.
Hellbent didn't want to hurt it, so he would
go back up.
When he did, the monkey would grab the chick
and run away.
Then when he'd go down again, the monkey would
come back.
This went on for about five minutes.
Then the monkey ran away again, only to come
back with a cake.
Hellbent woke up very confused.
He stopped working out after that.
Number 7 was Submitted by MichaelJCaboose0804
Tolop
Tolop was in his school's band, and had a
dream that the band was going to Mexico for
a concert.
For some reason, his friend saw it as the
perfect chance to smuggle cocaine INTO Mexico,
which doesn't even make sense.
He wanted Tolop's help, and without a second
thought, Tolop accepted.
They hid their stash in several clarinet cases.
That made sense to him at the time, but he
later figured out he could have used one tuba
case.
In his dream, a bus ride from Washington to
Mexico is about ten minutes.
But they didn't even get to complete their
smuggling operation.
Tolop woke up just as they reached the border.
Number 6 was Submitted by weirdlife-story
SweetCommando
When SweetCommando was 14 years old, he dreamed
that he was an army dude going on a mission.
But his mission was a bit unusual.
It was to go and rescue a cell phone that
had been dropped in a toilet.
When he woke up, he found himself asleep on
the toilet with his phone dropped in it.
That was not one of his better days.
Number 5 was Submitted by WWDMMax Dolan
In Dolan's dream, robots had taken over the
world, Terminator-style.
Dolan's dad came to him, telling him that
their family cat was the key to saving humankind.
His dad didn't tell him WHY, but she was the
key to the survival of humans, and Dolan had
to protect her.
As he was carrying the lazy, fat cat that
was somehow humankind's salvation, he randomly
found himself snowboarding!
This itself was strange, as he had never been
snowboarding before.
He got off the board and scurried into a treehouse
that resembled a church.
There, he was told that he somehow saved humankind.
Even in the context of his dream, he was totally
baffled.
Number 4 was Submitted by Elf_Pyro Andiemations
Andiemations once had a dream where she was
in a train station sitting on a bench.
When she heard the train come, she got scared
and hid under the bench.
But when she looked at the bottom of the bench,
there were centipedes and spiders crawling
all over it.
Then when she looked at the train, it was
Thomas the tank engine, which for some reason
made her even more scared!
She had the dream again but instead of Thomas
it was Percy.
Still scary.
Number 3 was Submitted by MuffinTime0630 SaltySquid
SaltySquid had a dream where a giant banana
grabbed him and ate him.
Just swallowed him whole, for no reason at
all.
While he was in the giant banana's stomach,
a small banana walked towards him and asked,
“how do you like being eaten?” over and
over again.
It got so annoying SaltySquid just broke down
and decided to eat the small banana.
When he ate the small banana, he woke up.
Number 2 was Submitted by StarryCroissant
Doopie
Doopie had a dream as a teenager where she
was playing a Nintendogs-esque pet simulator
on a Game Boy Advance.
Doopie's pet was a little brown dog.
His health meter, went down every second.
Doopie didn't know how to play, and there
were only 3 or 4 hearts on the screen, so
she didn't know what she needed to do to get
his health back up.
When his health ran out, the screen flashed
red before fading to a fuzzy image of the
grim reaper holding the dog's disembodied
head.
Years later, Doopie found out about a game
called Can Your Pet?
In it, you take care of a baby chick.
Just like her dream, the food and water bars
drop quickly.
And clicking on the bike seems like it would
give the chick exercise, but it actually turns
out to be a grinder and it kills the chick.
Then you're forced to look at a series of
pictures of miserable or cooking chickens
as the credits scroll.
The game reminded her of her dream from years
earlier – about a simplistic pet simulator
with meters that go down too fast, a lack
of instructions, and a bloody death sequence
to make the player feel guilty for unintentionally
letting their pet die.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest dream I've
had?
