Previously, 4 years ago!
We need to go back and get Steve!
You want to challenge The Great and Powerful One?
Who the hell are you?!
(Disagreement)
Well fine, if you don't join us...
I'll burn this village down myself!
(gasps)
All for going to war! AYE
(snoring) Wood
(gasp)
What are you doing?!
ARGH I came to look for Jason
I can't find him anywhere
What?! I thought he was with you! Ugh.
He'd better no lose my diamonds.
Your diamonds?
(Church bell rings)
(Villagers screaming)
We're under attack!
HAHA! That's the name of the video!
(gasp) How did they find us?!
(mobs groaning)
(unintelligible enderspeak)
Everyone, get into position!
What are YOU doing?
Commencing infiltration
(sings Metal Gear Solid theme)
They're here for Jason!
You! Go find him before they do.
Here they come everyone!
You can do this! Give it everything you've got!
ARGHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHH!
Ah... ahh.... ARGHHHHH
ARGHHHHHHH
(now frightened) ARGHHH ARGHHH ARGHHH!!!
(sings Metal Gear Solid theme)
(codec rings)
This is Snake, Colonel do you read me?
Hello?
Colonel?
But, but, your name is Villager #twenty...
(silenced tranquilizer shot)
What are you doing?! Fight!
errrrr....  errrr ARGH
(Villager screaming, zombie munching)
(Zombified Villager Huhhh)
UGHH
(gasp)
(Zombie dying sounds)
We're losing! We need help!
(GASP) Light the beacon!
The beacons!
The beacons are lit!
The sand village calls for aid!
This is the sand village.
(Loud battle sounds, villager screams)
OWWW!
Dad! Look! I got one!
This one's an ugly one.
Hey! I'm not a mob!
and when you grow up, you'll look exactly like me!
arghhhh Dad!
The mean man is giving me harsh truths!
Who are you? I don't recognise you.
What do you want?
I'm looking for the egg.
Oh! oh! I saw him leaving with the pig.
(gasp) Where?!
Err... You know the way back to the portal, right?
(GASP) What was that? (George Growls)
(George Growls)
(GASP)
(relieved sigh)
Ha Ha Ha
(Zombie groaning)
(Scream) AH!!
(Gasp) (mob groaning)
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(Loud battle sounds, villager screams)
♪ Dah-dah, dah-da-da, dah-dah, dah-da-da
(battle sounds and shouting)
(enderman growls)
(Alex gasps)
(rapid arrow fire, enderman teleports)
Uargh!
Huargh!
Huaarrgh!!
(zombie and enderman communicate)
(enderman roars)
woah!
Oh no...
(pig squeal)
(gasp)
Yay!
Aaah!
No! George! You ca-
(pig squeals, cage rattles)
(gasp)
(growl)
(laughing) You did it! Ha-haa!
Yay! Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Yay?! What happened?
We took them down!
You were right! WE ARE, MIGHTY WARRIORS!
(cheers)
But... we lost so many villagers...
Yeah, but that means we can re-populate...
Ew.
Oh, hey.
Check it out, we won.
Err... No. They- they have Jason
What!?
They ambushed him, in the woods
The woods!? What was he even doing out there?
Ugh... I guess I'm going after him
Should we come with?
No. You should stay here and recover
I'm coming too!
Fine.
Come on
Wait. What did we get out of this again?
(gasp)
Who the hell are you?
