Ling Ling the panda
she must mate so you can
build a wing on the zoo.
So they go to China
and they anesthetize a panda,
which is kind of redundant,
and they bring him back
to America and give him
a name like Ping Pong.
Oh, when his Chinese
name was Who Shu Ko Hu,
"Bear with Balls of Steel."
And they put him
in the cage with Ling Ling
and say, "Go, mate."
And he looks at her like,
"I would never fuck her."
(cheers and applause)
"That is one ugly panda bitch."
"If you were a panda,
you would know
that's the ugliest fucking
panda bitch there is.
I would not have fuck her
with a koala's dick."
(cheers and applause)
"Fuck off. No, I would
rather lick my own balls
than fuck that panda bitch."
(cheers and applause)
"Uh-uh."
