Hi
so today
we're getting ready to go to jail
hahaha
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are you excited?
I'm Jhedan and welcome back to my channel
hi, how are you?
how you doing guys?
you're bored huh
same here
so today we're going to do the mugshot makeup challenge
that's trending on tiktok
so as you can see, I'm in my bathroom
because this is the only place with a good lighting
nowhere else
so stick with that *cringe*
disclaimer
I don't mean to abuse or insult anybody
in this video
because this video
is for entertainment purposes only
so don't be too serious and sensitive here
it's for entertainment
it's for aesthetic
and it's for my views *cringe*
what else is this for if it's not for views, right?
okay so
I will make this video because I want to do it
and you know what?
this makeup tutorial
this makeup tutorial doesn't require a lot of things
all you need is your eyeshadow palette and your
but I don't have a red lipstick
that's why I I'll use my palette instead
so basically, the star of this look is the bruises and fake blood
and that's what we're trying to achieve here
that's it
the first step is moisturize your skin
after you moisturize, prime
and I'm done with this step
if you don't have moisturizer
it doesn't matter
you don't need it in jail
also, we're skipping foundation and concealer today
you don't need these things in jail as well
trust me, you don't
so
we'll go straight to brows
chook, chook
brows are done
you must have some brows before you goto jail
because eyebrows is life
you're still a human being you're not an aliean
you need youre brows to express your emotions
the next step is
contour
you need contour
you don't want some chubbyy cheeks on your mugshot
it's important
to pay attention to details
it's important
your cheekbones need to be snatched
draw the number three
and don't forget this other side
blend it in
don't forget to contour your nose too
it's important
to have some nose line
poop, poop, poop, pooop
here and here
done
the next step is
blush
you need to have some color on your mugshot too
you never know you might use your mugshot as your profile picture on your socials
my blush is done
now lipstick
any kind of lipstick
even without lipstick
but me apparently
I'm going to use the only lipstick that I have
it's from Maybelline because it's cheap
when your mom puts some lipstick on
done
and now I feel a little adventurous
I'd like to add some fake freckles
I'd like to look a little cauc-asian for my first mughsot
and I'd like my musghot to be memorable as it's my first mugshot
so for freckles
I'll use the same brow pencil that I used with my brows
will just going to dot aroung the t-zone area
and that's that
makeup is not really complicate
they make it look complicated
because
idk they want to
probably because they have nothing good to say too like me
I look like a fish
done
this is our base
there's no difference right?
I still look like a criminal even without doing this makeup trend
and the next step is
to put some bruises on our face
we need to make sure that we went through a fight
we've been dealing through a lot
that we've been through a terrible incident before the cops came
this is very simple guys
here's the thing where you get to do what you want
all you need are some neutral eyeshadows like black, brown, violet or red
for you to make some bruises around your face
you don't need to make this look perfect
this is not a special effects makeup that's used in movies
this tutorial is for aestheic purposes only
just put some here
bring it down
there it's important
that you look like you have no sleep
because of studying
because of ovethinking
becaue of thinking your bills
because of thinking who's DM-ing your bae
because we all know that, that "I love you"
he/she didn't just said that to you
he already sent that to five other people
or maybe ten or a hundred
the go ahead with the other eye so it do be looking the same
don't fall so easily
just because he said ILY doesn't mean he meant it
just remember he already said that to a billion people before he/she said that to you
don't forget your lips too
it's like you've been bruised by his dick
and then add a little bit of red and violet for it to look fresh - fresh from the farm
tbh I don't look like I'm going to jail
I look like a zombie
put some red eyeshadow on your nostrils and bring it down to your upper lip
it's like the feeling of when you don't understand the person talking to you anymore
oh and by the way
you can use your red lipstick here
but I don't have it so I'm just going to use my palette for this step
I look like I ate too much spaghetti
"Jollibee is the most jolliest place on earth"
so yeah, that's the look basically
basically you're just going to do smokey eyes and bring them down to your lips
and you add a little red on your nostrils to have that nosebleeding effect
it's crucial that one eye needs to look it's been bruised so hard
sine we add a nosebleeding effect
we can also put a little blood dripping from the side of your lip
put some bruises on your neck too
here on the right as well
done
that's that
what else do ya'll want? eyelashes?
you don't need those behind bars sweetie
you don't need to look that pretty behind bars sweetie
who are you trying to impress, the rats, the cockroaches, the ants?
the other inmates that you'll be joined with?
I bet they'll just beat you up
I almost forgot, we need to add a little highlight
so it'll be blinding for the rats, cockroaches and ants
chool, chook, chook, chook
there you go
simple right?
the neutral shades from your palette will do you
like your black, browns, reds  and violets
and a red lipstick
so yeah
this is it
this is the best I can get
I did the challenge
and now I'm ready to go to jail
see you there!
and that ends the video actually
it's kind of the whole point of the video
but did you know that I was almost arrested?
I'll tell you in a moment
I'll just remove this makeup
because it's disgusting
okay so I'm back
storytime
yeah I was almost arrested
so the story goes like this
when I was a kid
maybe like thirteen years old
or twelve years old
or even eleven
i don't fully remember
because it was so long ago
actually eleven
to be appropriate
I'll say eleven years old
I love cactus
you know those things?
those spiky little plants
I used to collect them
who woud've thought this hoe used to have a cacti collection at the age of eleven
I collect them because they're just so cute
you know what I mean?
they look so fat
they look so healthy
then they have these tiny spikes that are so cute
I also like some succulents
those tiny aloevera like plants
my god
I literally used to have a collection of those things
I'm like a cacti hoarder back in the days
so in my mom's garden
she has a lot of tropicals like anthuriums
some orchids
that was given by her friends and neighbours
and some were bought from nurseries
she's also collecting anthuriums and orchids
and in her garden
there's this small empty space
and I thought that it's a perfect place to put my cacti collection
they're so cute to look at
I don't have an actual picture of it
because I was a kid that time
I mean I have a cellphone
I have socials like facebook, instagram, twitter
I have all of those things back then
but I don't care
I just don't even bother that time
I only use my phone for texts, calls and games
thank God we have Google
so it's like this
it's like that
see it's cute?
yep I was addicted to them
I don't know why
probably because they're just so adorable
to the point where I ask my mom to buy some for me whenever she goes to her local nursery
and I used to ask my friends if they have some at their home
because the very issue (tea) here is
I am poor
I don't have money
I can't afford to buy one
well actually I'm poor until now
even though I like to collect more of them
I couldn't afford to buy one
anyways, so I was eleven, used to play outside
used to play with other kids and go ride my bike with them
yes I love to bike around town
reaching places never been there before
my mom always scolds me for that
because I go out early in the morning
and go home late
like I can bike around Tarlac (my province) or the whole Philippines (my country) in a day
since I don't have the money
I used this opportunity to go around our subdivision
just to look for cactus
that's how addicted I am
it works though
I can collect a lot in a day
who would've thought huh
I used to go outside our community to find some pups
the nice thing in a cactus is that it's not that hard to take care of it
you don't have to pick the whole plant from the ground to plant it
you just need a pup and plant it easily on the ground
so once you got a pup
you can plant it right away
water it a bit and you can forget it
so that's what I was doing before
I can like get five pups from different varities in a day
I have small ones, fat ones, thin ones, those that can climb
the hair ones, spiky ones, those without spikes
you name it, I have it
but
one time
I was caught
djaflnero[ ifmw[oal;f
*starting to get mad*
anyways
it's a saturday morning
I'm so happy
I'm thriving and ready to pick some cactus pups
riding my bike with my friend
suddenly he left me alone
and bumped with this house
as this house
they have this variety that I don't have and I was like
I need to get that
I need to get a piece of it so I have it too
so I stopped
parked my bike
got my scissors out and and my small plastic bag
I have this small plastic bag where I put all my cactus pups along the way
I can actually fill it in half in a day
I'm like an archeologist who gets samples wherever they go and bring in a lab to test it lol
so I got neat the cactus plant
carefully running towards it
knowing that noone can see me
I can easily sneak in to their yard as they have big bushes for me to hide
I'm eleven, very small, so I can easily hide from the bushes
and it seems that noone's home
so, we're getting near the plant, successfully entered theire fence
got my scissors out and opened my small plastic bag
so I can easily pick a piece from the plant, put it easily on to my bag and go
so then I reached the plant
this is the plant and here I am
and I was like
and I stole it
got the pup, put it into my bag, closed the bag and got off their yard
and got back to my bike
while I'm in my bike with my stolen goodies
I once looked their window just to check if it's safe, it's clean, and made sure noone saw me
but then I saw someone peeking from that house while I'm stealing
that's the owner
so I got quickly on to my bike and go
but she chased me with her motorcycle
so she caught me easily even though I'm far enough to reach
since I was so terrified that time, I fell
and that's how she caught me
from there, she grabbed my arm
forcing me to leave my bike and come with her
I said: "please no, I didn't mean to do it"
fast forward, apologizing, begging her to let me go
and she's like: "No, what you're doing is wrong. You need to come with me and we deal this in the "barangay" (a local court/police station)
I'm so small, eleven years old, imagine
I'm so dirty and disgusting like I'm working for a syndicate that's doing drugs or something
that's why she probably forced me to come with her
I'm so terrified while she's grabbing my arm
I was like
like that guysh
so she pulled my arm, ride with her and got to the local court (barangay)
as soon as she stepped into the hall, she talked about the issue right away
It's so scary
so there's the captain (judge), his secretary and his councilor
then this nasty lady, brought this issue of me stealing stuff from her property
meaning her cactus plant
blah blah, fast forward, talking shit about gangs and their child spies and shit like that
and I'm on the side, sitting and terrified
I'm literally shaking
I was shaking like
and the stupid ass captain is just laughing
well because the story's so funny
to make the story short
the owner of the house is telling this story and the captain just laughs at her story
and I'm here, sitting, scared, shaking, waiting for some miracle to happen, idk what will happen to me there
but then eventually they just let me go
bringing my stolen stuff
they can't arrest me, I'm a child
and what I've done is not that a bid of a deal 
I just picked some cactus pups
but the nasty hoe made it feel like I shot twelve people
which is fine,
she just wants me to learn my lesson that stealing is not okay
so at the end of the day, the captain and the owner, came to a conclusion
as the issue is not the really an issue at all
the captain just scolded me, humbly and in a calm way
that next time, I should not steal,
it's wrong
if I want something, knock, he said
there's no problem with that
the owner told me that she will always give her cactus pups to me if I will just knocked and asked her in the right way
and I was like
agreeing to whatever the fuck they say looking ugly, disgusting and shaking with tears hahaha
yeah, that's how the story ended
the owner is kind enough to escort me back to her house to get my bike and continued until we reached my house
once we arrived in my house she told the issue to my mom
afterward, my mom's so mad at me, scolded me, told me nasty stuff and told me to not do it again
which is fine, I know I'm wrong in the first place
so the moral of this story
don't steal
don't steal your mom's money
don't steal your aunt's money
don't steal your brother's shirt
don't steal because if you do you'll regret it for the rest of your life
I actually don't regret stealing
I've had a very good story for this video
anyways
don't steal but if you do wan't to steal
just not on that house
don't do it
it's not good guys
if you want to steal
I'll sue you
so yeah
that ends the video
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