  Okay.
   Your stand-up special
"Long Story Short"
   was lauded by critics
  and Ben Stiller,
but we wanted to put
your charisma
to the test.
   I'm going to show you
   a series of long stories,
  and you'll have 45 seconds
 to make them short.
   You will be judged on
  the following three factors --
closed-mouth smirks,
  brevity,
   and telling it
  like it is-ness.
Okay.
   Colin, are you
   ready to play?
Let's get 45 seconds
on the clock.
Let's begin.
"The Lord of the Rings."
Nerds culturally appropriating
  my '70s drug book.
 Okay. Next.
 The New Testament.
   CSI: the Jews.
I bet I lose
   points on that.
Next.
  "Pride and Prejudice."
  Oh, chick flick.
"27 Dresses"
for Victorian girls.
Next.
"The Godfather" trilogy.
The Trinity -- the father,
the son, and the holy sh--
Next.
   Election 2016.
   "Baby Driver."
  [ Buzzer ]
 All right.
   I'll accept it.
   Colin.
  Colin, how do you
  think that went?
I think it went good.
It started to peter off
  at the end.
  All right.
   Let's go back to the desk
   while Casey gives you
 a score.
