[gun shot] (I told that devil to take you back)
[glass shattering]
[motorcycle revving]
..."I resolved, therefore, to make
the creature of a gigantic stature"
Of course,
That would simplify everything
(with German accent) In other words, his veins,
His feet, his hands, his organs would
all have to be increased in size
Exactly
He would have an enormous schwanzstucker
That goes without saying
Woof
He's gonna be very popular
[motorcycle revving]
Ryan is a total Hottie McHotterson
Obvi, he's amazeballs
He's like the hottest hottie that ever hottied
He's like a hottie times infinity plus another infinity
And his smile is totes adorbs
Totes McGoats, it's cray cray adorbs
Totes McGoats
[motorcycle revving]
I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you
Hey, that's okay
It was better this way anyway
It's ironic, isn't it?
I really thought you guys had it made in high school
Us?
Yes you, with your long hair and your long legs
Walking on your legs, flipping your hair
I can't compete with that, you made Sandy crazy
And the whole time you were making my life hell
The A Group was making your life hell
I didn't know
You know what?
I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell
Mm-mmm, not me
Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell
You know what, I bet that's not true
You were really unpleasant
You think?
Oh
Yeah
[motorcycle revving]
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch [crunching]
[motorcycle revving]
What do you want me to do, sir?
Take this down
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers,
Bounty hunters, Desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs,
nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers,
Con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits,
Muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers,
hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes,
Train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers
And Methodists!
Could you repeat that, sir?
[motorcycle revving]
I want to know why
27 men died on that pier for what looks to be
91 million dollars worth of dope that wasn't there
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
was convincing the world he didn't exist
[motorcycle revving]
[dramatic music]
[arrows whistling through the air]
Help! Me house is on fire!
Me house is on fire! [screams]
[screaming]
Call the fire brigade!
Come along, hurry up
Well done, lads
Fill 'em up
Pass the bucket
There must be another way of doing the credits
That's right!
Every time they make a Robin Hood movie,
they burn our village down
[motorcycle revving]
Here you go
What is it?
Your ticket to the dance recital
You are coming, right?
Of course, of course
I...I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on
Pinky promise?
[sighs]
Oh yes, my pinky promises
Ah!
[motorcycle revving]
What happened?
Oh, it could happen to anyone
[motorcycle revving]
[Wynonna Earp theme]
(cause I gave you all I've got to give)
(and no, that ain't no way to live)
(I told that devil to take you back)
[gun shot] (I told that devil to take you back)
