What it cost to get this gorilla...
No, I'm serious, look
(a week ago)
(comments asking for gorillaz songs)
A great idea! But what to play it on? Not on the gorilla, obviously
That is how I sentenced myself to three hours in a bus
And, of cousre, I didn't have the money for a new one, so...
(a Russian version of Ebay)
Where the hell am I?
 
Ok, the time has finally come to recording sounds
But even after buying the gorilla I didn't have an idea of how to make it sound like different musical instruments
It was much easier with the trainers
Anyway, I know how to make drums out of gorilla
Any object can possibly become a drum... If you're upset
But how the can I make it sing?
So, nothing better than squeezing the skin has came to my mind
That was SUCH an ASMR, you should've heard
 
When I had finally recorded relatively normal skin sound
It was time to complete another challenge
Understanding what pitch it was
And I have no ear for music. Bless Scotch tape Logic has a tuner in it
So if you ever wandered what note you get squeezing the skin of the bottom of a plush gorilla with your finger...
That is a C#
And of course I wouldn't be myself
If in a looped sound of... you know what I haven't heard a base sound
For a great beat...
 
I'm sorry I could't hold myself
I kinda feel like a beatboxer sometimes
So, finally I figured that some sounds are unacceptable
I re-recorded them, though it didn't help finally
You'll fall asleep if I start telling you about the mixing process
But shortly:
(untranslatable version of "Damn")
And I mean both how long and interesting it was
But you're here for the result, not my talking
So here it is! I'm not 100% happy with it
But you should admit that the goal was quite unreachable:
To make a song of
what can not sound in any way...
Nothing personal
Thats not a shoe! For a cover I've chosen, of course, the most well-known Gorillaz songs
So enjoy!
Because I can't stand this hellish sounds anymore
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
