Why'd they send me into this rap battle?
Because some damn fool accused you of being
the best.
Stallone! You son of a bitch!
Gibberish
Look, it's "Rambo" a vietnam war vet with
an italian hobbit body and a face stung by
hornets. This is where the Commandos play,
not the junior set. Now take your toy knife,
back to the carpet!
I don't deal with psychos, I put 'em away.
Mess with me and I'll give you a
war you wouldn't believe, O.K.? You're a womanizing
chump. Nothing but
a hog. I'm a writer, director, people love
me I'm the underdog!
Underdog? Ha! Just a Stallion from the pound.
Wanna be the last action
hero? Stick around. I'm Conan, the Terminator,
even killed a Predator. Ask Bridget Nielson,
I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Maybe twenty years ago, you Austrian oaf.
Here, have another serving
of bratwurst and meat loaf. Yo Colonel! Give
this has been some
history:
He can take on ten men, survive a nuke, hell,
he can eat
food which would make a billy goat puke!
That's a good one Troutman, haha, quiet! My
mere appearance can cause a bodybuilding riot!
You're a funny guy Sly, that's why I'll kill
you last, cuz when this battle's over you'll
need to kiss my muscled ass.
I'll snap your neck like a chicken, I'm numero
uno. Your rhymes are shittier than Willis'
Return of Bruno! Look at you, always whining
in your movies life isn't fair, while I'm
on Mars fighting Cohaaggen, "Give the people
air!"
What are you doing? C'mon, kill me! I'm right
here, do it! What are
you waiting for?!
I came here tonight, I didn't know what to
expect. During this fight,
I've seen a lot of changing, the way yous
feel about me, and in the
way I feels about you. I guess what I'm trying
to say, is that if I can
change, and you can change, everybody can
change!
Sly, that's ideas fantastic. We can only move
forward if we team up together. If not, we're...The
Expendables.
Aye yo, I agree. I'll see you in the sequel,
big guy.
Ya, ok Sly
But you forgot one thing,
I'm a born politician, I'm paid to fake cry.
Remember when I said I'd kill you
last?
I lied.
