♪♪♪
>> THIS IS "BLACK JEOPARDY."
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO "BLACK JEOPARDY."
THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN
INSTALLMENTS.
I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>> HEY.
>> RASHAD.
>> WHAT'S CRACKIN?
>> AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT'S
T'CHALLA.
>> GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.
>> BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, "BLACK JEOPARDY" YET.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES.
WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO.
FID'NA.
GIRL, BYE.
I AIN'T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU'RE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP.
YOU PICK.
>> OKAY, LET'S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED.
>> OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT.
BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT.
RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE'S
A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT.
YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE
THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS
YOURS?
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO WITH
FID'NA FOR $200.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THEY FID'NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL.
SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY
EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>> YES, YES, EXACTLY.
YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK
JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR PICK
SHANICE.
>> LET'S STICK WITH FID'NA FOR
$400.
>> ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE
BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA'S
NAME.
OH, T'CHALLA.
>> WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE
FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>> HMM.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
IT'S WRONG.
BUT IT'S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE?
THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA'S NAME?
SHANICE?
>> WHAT IS CAUSE I'M FID'NA TO
GET'S CAR AND I DON'T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT.
>> YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN'T GOING
TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER.
ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>> LET'S GO TO I AIN'T GOT IT
FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT.
THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE.
RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS I AIN'T GOT IT
BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU CAN'T BILL WHAT AIN'T
THERE.
JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T'CHALLA?
>> I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.
YOU'LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT'S YOUR PICK.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400.
>> OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO
CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG.
SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS
LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH
A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY
SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP GOING.
>> LET'S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600.
OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE
BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T'CHALLA.
>> WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY
HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST.
>> OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING
FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T'CHALLA.
I MEAN, Y'ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA.
ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>> VERY WELL.
LET'S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800.
>> THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION.
>> WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO
ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER.
AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO
PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT?
>> IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH.
YOU AIN'T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA.
LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
PRIZES.
JOHNNY.
>> THANKS, DARNELL.
TODAY'S "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD
MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS
THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM.
AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT'S
GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH
WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE.
HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA?
WE DON'T KNOW.
SPRITE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE.
ALL RIGHT.
T'CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>> OKAY.
I AM READY.
LET'S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400.
>> OKAY, LET'S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER
POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T'CHALLA.
>> I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS.
BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.
THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA?
>> YES.
>> AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE
FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD
VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD
POTATO SALAD.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY
WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> AND NO PAPRIKA.
>> YES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE,
RAISINS.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT.
>> SO -- SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY.
>> SAY IT.
>> AW, HELL NO, KAREN.
KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF.
[ DINGING ]
>> YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT T'CHALLA!
>> OH.
>> IN THE FACE.
>> YES.
>> BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY.
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>> HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>> FOR THREE BEDROOMS.
>> WHAT A DEAL?
>> OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE
PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER.
SO, LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL PLAY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.
