- So today, Justin is dressed up
like a security person,
and I don't think anyone knew
it was Justin,
but as they passed through
the security--
let's take a look
at what Justin did.
[pop music]
- Right over here.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
to put your purse over there,
ma'am.
[alarm beeps]
Nope, nope.
Get around there.
- Oh, right here.
- Right there, ma'am.
All right, you're--hey.
You been drinkin'?
- I'm gonna have to give you--
I have to give you
a sobriety test.
- [laughs]
- One leg up.
- Okay.
- Oh, have you been drinking,
ma'am?
- [laughing]
- One leg up.
Oop.
- [speaks indistinctly]
- Okay, put your other arm
on your nose--
hand on your nose.
Okay, you're good to go, ma'am.
- [laughs]
[alarm beeps]
- No.
- Turn around.
- [sighs]
[scanner beeps]
Where is it?
- It's your neck.
[scanner beeping]
- It's a necklace.
- You need to take it off,
ma'am.
- [sighs]
You guys--
can you help?
- You're gonna have to do it
yourself, ma'am.
- [laughs]
I'm--
- Life's about doing stuff
on your own, ma'am.
- Oh, you got a boyfriend?
- Well, he's not here.
- Well, I'll be your boyfriend.
If you ask me to be
your boyfriend,
I might be able to take off
your necklace.
- Oh-kay?
[laughter]
- Okay.
You set it down
and go back through.
[alarm beeps]
It's still beeping, ma'am.
Something--
Maybe take off your shoes too,
ma'am.
- My shoes?
- Take off your shoes.
- No, you're gonna have to walk
on this dirty carpet, ma'am.
- Really?
- You think I'm joking around?
- No.
[laughs]
- We don't have no time
for jokes here.
This is security, ma'am.
- Ready, okay.
- Hold it right there, toots.
Put the bag over here, ma'am.
Gonna check your bag real quick.
What is this?
- A cell phone.
[laughs]
- What is this?
- A cell phone.
- [singing]
You know you love me
I know you care
I've never seen this phone
before.
Is this, like, an iPhone 1?
- I don't know.
[laughs]
- You're gonna have to upgrade.
You're gonna have to upgrade.
- I do--
[laughing]
- You have a good day.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- You too.
- God bless.
- Hi.
- All right.
Walk through.
[alarm beeps]
- Oh.
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
I thought I was--
set everything--
- All day long.
Do a 360 for me.
No, slower.
[laughter]
- Is that slow enough?
- Grab your bag and keep going.
- What was that?
[laughs]
Thank you.
[laughter]
[scanner beeps]
- You have any fillings
in your teeth, ma'am?
- No. None, no.
- Open your mouth there for me.
[laughter]
[scanner beeps]
Oh, it's just your earrings,
ma'am.
- The earrings?
- Um...
Crazy question.
Have you been drinking?
- Yes.
- You have been drinking?
- I'm gonna have to
confiscate this.
- The--
[laughs]
- You have a good day, now.
- You can snack on those.
[alarm beeps]
- You got any firearms?
- [laughing]
No.
- Do a 360, ma'am.
- You're scaring me.
Why would it beep?
[scanner beeps]
This is so mean.
[scanner beeping]
[laughing]
My butt?
- Why is your butt beeping?
[both laughing]
- I'm terrified.
[scanner beeps]
Oh, my God.
Wait, don't leave me, [bleep].
- You guys are good to go.
I'm gonna need you to step
to the end of the hall.
You want to hear a joke?
- Mm-hmm.
- Security. No time for jokes.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
You're mean.
[cheers and applause]
