My people consult their wooden idol
and their diviner's wand informs them,
for a spirit of harlotry
has led them astray and they have played
the harlot,
departing from their God. Hosea chapter 4:
verse 12.
That's the one I have trouble with, but
then you think about her name, it's
it's it's alright really.
Well it's a lease, isn't it? Consecrated
to God,
so it's like a loophole and Meredith,
that's Guardian of the Sea. Jeremy Dales
used to make fun of my little legs by
this swimming pool so I guess that kind of
works as well.
Besides if you consult my wooden idol,
yeah I- I don't think there's a priest
that could just - hahaha, hubba hubba mama...
No no, honestly she's been like a mother
to me
Yeah I guess it's a little unconventional but I mean you can't help
who you fall in love with,
am I right?
I have all the family ties merch you can
buy but that's not a lot so
I have to get creative. I'm pretty
creative so
it's it's it's it's, you know, it's okay.
Just little things you know she keeps me
in check.
Oh no she's only Elise to me, Meredith is
the beautiful vehicle that brought her
to me.
Ooh no I don't watch her other shows, I'd
see her love one
man one minute and one the other.
Adultery is wrong.
This is my favorite purchase - these
little cards crack me up!
It's like i'm in the family.
Boy, could you imagine if Alex really was
your brother?
Although it would be pretty tricky
having Mallory for a sister.
I mean, hello?? Airhead! Hmm
What we do do, baby, without us? Mmm... what would we do, baby, without us?
Where there ain't no loving we can't
love
each other through, ooo, what would we do, baby, without us?
C-c-come on, do it with me
Yeah man, I love that song hmm. I have actually been running the
Meredith Baxter fan page since 97. The, uh, the old mod got married so
he passed WWMBD to me.
We got loads of great photos on it and
stuff gets pretty heated in the forum.
I added a fan fiction part as well- we
get all kinds of stuff. Some of it's a little NSFW
if you know what I mean. She actually got in touch with me a couple years back
admiring our work so that was a pretty
exciting day in our community.
Oh the physical side of things is, um, 
amazing...
I got these made a few months back - I
haven't found anyone to wear them yet
but it's okay, I just put them on in front of
the mirror.
The Bible says walk by the spirit and
you will not gratify the desires of the
flesh
so I figured it doesn't really count if
it's me and Meredith together.
Her voice drives me crazy, man
Sure after 34 takes
Ohhhh, hm
See! No I've never actually met her, no,
I don't really want to. Our connection is
stronger from a distance.
She came to visit the city for a book
signing but I was still p***ed off at
her for all the lies.
Well, she- she lied to herself but most of
all, she lied to me and all her other
children.
I, I mean I'm not against the gays, I just
think it's a shame she had to stoop to
that.
I blame David. If he hadn't have screwed her up, this wouldn't have happened!
See! Page 152, untied 2012, Three Rivers press. I do recall
thinking I'd better not get up because
he's going to hit me again!
What's that? That- that's nasty! 
Why would he do that
Colossians 3:19 husbands love your wives
and be not bitter against them
Romans Chapter 1 Verse 26 and 27:
God gave them over to degrading passions
for their women exchanged the natural function for which
is unnatural!
Mark Chapter 10 Verse 12: And if a woman
should put away her husband and be
married to another,
she committeth adultery! 
Why is everyone sitting?
So as you can see I'm pretty artistic, uh
I've been sketching these out for a
while and wondering where to get them done on
my body. Hmmm.
Sometimes I do things that are bad
because it feels nice.
She is my everything so I can get mad at
her but then
still sleep next to her at night. I'm
loyal to her
and I know it's wrong but I can't give
it up.
You can't help who you fall in love with.
