Well, here's a sentence I
never thought I would say.
Welcome to The Ellen Show
starring Martha Stewart
and Snoop Dogg.
[APPLAUSE]
Ellen isn't here, today.
And I'm not sure
why she's not here.
Well, it's because she takes
casual Fridays seriously.
She spends it at home, lying
on her couch naked, I'm told.
[LAUGHTER]
Damn, that's an option?
Well, not for us.
We have a job to
do, don't you think?
That's right.
And we ready for daytime.
But I don't know if
daytime is ready for us.
[CHEERING]
I'm certainly not
worried, because this
isn't the first thing that
we've hosted together.
We do have a show, called
Martha and Snoop's Potluck Party
Challenge.
Yes.
[APPLAUSE]
And on that show, Martha
brings the challenge
and I bring the pot luck.
[LAUGHTER]
Snoop and I have known
each other for a long time.
We go way back.
Remember the first time we met?
I was a guest on your show.
Damn, we was young back then.
This is for
Thanksgiving, this dish.
These were my mom's.
This smell good.
What is this again?
Mashed potatoes, plain
old mashed potatoes.
They don't smell like
this when we make them.
Are they good?
Yeah.
They're going to be delish.
You gonna put black
pepper on them, too?
This is white pepper.
That's white pepper.
I ain't never seen white pepper.
Y'all getting--
Smell.
[LAUGHTER]
Smell.
I don't like that.
I like black pepper.
Man, hold on.
OK, can we have black pepper?
What's going on?
Black pepper, please.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
People are always surprised
to see us together.
But we're actually good friends.
That's right.
I even stay at Martha's house,
when I'm on the east coast.
It's so big, she don't
even know I'm there.
Well, that's not exactly true.
I always stop by the
guest wing to say hello.
It's just a eight minute
drive in the golf cart.
[LAUGHTER]
You know, Martha likes
hanging around me
for that contact high.
[SNIFFS]
And I like hanging around
Martha for that contact rich.
[LAUGHTER]
Of course, we have
our differences, too.
One of us is
straight up gangsta.
And the other one is Snoop Dogg.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
But we got nothing but
love, for each other.
We actually celebrate
our differences.
I've learned so
much from Martha.
She's like the older
sister that I never had.
Oh Snoop, that's sweet of you.
What do you mean older?
OK, let's get this
party started.
Bring out tWitch.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC - SNOOP DOGG, "DROP IT
 LIKE IT'S HOT"]
(SINGING) When the pimp's in the
crib ma, drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
When the pigs try to get at
you, park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
And if a [MUTE AUDIO] get a
attitude, pop it like it's hot.
Pop it like it's hot.
Pop it like it's hot.
I got the Rolly on my arm
and I'm pouring Chandon.
And I roll the best [MUTE AUDIO]
cause I got it going on.
I'm a nice dude with
some nice dreams.
See these ice cubes.
See these ice creams.
Eligible bachelor,
million dollar boat,
that's whiter than what's
spilling down your throat.
The Phantom, exterior
like fish eggs,
the interior like
suicide wrist red.
I can exercise you.
This could be your phys ed.
Cheat on your man, ma.
That's how you get ahizzead.
Killer with the beat, I
know killers in the street,
with the steel
that make you feel
like Chinchilla in the heat.
So don't try to run
up on my ear talking
all that raspy [MUTE AUDIO],,
trying to ask me [MUTE AUDIO]..
When my [MUTE AUDIO]
fill your vest
they ain't gonna
pass me [MUTE AUDIO]..
You should think about it.
Take a second.
Matter of fact, you should take
four, B. And think before you
[MUTE AUDIO] with
little skateboard P.
When the pimp's in the crib
ma, drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
When the pigs try to get at
you, park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
And if a [MUTE AUDIO] get an
attitude, pop it like it's hot.
Pop it like it's hot.
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, tWitch.
Thank you.
That dance was a good thing.
Thank you, very much.
Yeah, good job tWee-I-itch.
Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
