(cheering)
(whistle)
(cheering continues)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
UH...
AAH!
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
(teeth chattering)
(whistle)
(braying)
HMM.
(whistle)
(crowd cheering)
(booing)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
(chuckling)
(slurp)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(birds twittering)
(crowd booing)
(whistles, clears throat)
(grunting)
(grunting, groaning)
(whistle)
(Muzak playing)
♪ ♪
(crowd cheering)
(electronic beeping)
(crack)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(booing)
(growling)
(crowd cheers)
(slurping)
(weak whistle)
(gags)
(whistle)
(gags)
(crowd cheers)
EH? AAH!
OH HO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
(groans)
(crowd cheers)
(laughter)
(Pink Panther Theme)
♪ ♪
(air blows)
(alarm clock rings)
(electric static)
(birds chirp)
YAHOO!
(laughing)
(heroic music)
♪ ♪
(machine computes, whirs)
(evil chuckles)
(maniacal laughter)
(alarm rings)
(ripping)
(crumbling)
(cheers and applause)
(buzzer sounds)
(grumbles)
(electric whirring, grumbles)
(suction noise)
(electric whirring)
(grumbles)
OH! (chuckles)
MM. (evil giggling)
OOH, WHOO-HOO!
(laughing)
(cheers and laughter)
(chuckles)
(suction noise)
(electric whir)
HMM?
(growls)
(whirring)
(suction noises)
(growls)
(beeps)
(growls)
(coughs politely)
HMM? HMM! AH!
(splashing)
(upset growling)
(evil laughing)
(suction noises)
(electric buzzing)
(clicks)
HMM, MM, MM.
(screaming, whistle blowing)
(growling)
(growling)
(electric static)
(grumbling)
(giggles)
HMM?
AH!
WHOA, OH!
(electronic static)
AH! WHOA!
(electric guitar jams)
♪ ♪
(whimpers)
(cheers and applause)
(electric static)
(freeze noises)
(whirring sputters)
AH!
(alarm rings)
(birds chirp)
MM.
EH.
(branding iron sizzles)
(horseshoe creaks)
(clanking)
(crickets chirping)
(alarm clock ringing)
(alarm stops)
(crowing)
(boing)
(bright Western music)
♪ ♪
(doors crash)
(smack)
(doors flapping)
(snoring, whistling)
(flies buzzing)
(mutters)
(doors creak)
(guitar music)
♪ ♪
(eye shade snaps)
(snores)
(snoring and whistling)
(snaps)
(snores)
(sniffing)
(snoring and whistling)
(carrot crunching)
(gulps)
(whistling)
(pants snap)
(carrots crunching)
(gulping)
(whistles)
WHOO-HOO!
(neighing and laughing)
(lips puckering)
(mutters)
(horseshoes clanging)
(nail creaking)
(clanks)
(clanks)
(crashes)
(crashes)
(feet tapping)
(tapping)
(wood crunches)
(clangs)
(neighs and laughs)
(cinch creaking)
(inhales)
(sputtering)
(exhales)
(laughing)
(cinch creaking)
(sputtering)
(exhales and inhales)
(creaking)
(saddle pops)
(crashes)
(air whistling)
(thuds)
(neighing and laughing)
(pulley creaking)
(apples crunching)
MMM? (gulps)
(metal clanks)
(reins creaking)
NNNH! UGH!
(reins snap)
(wall thuds)
(laughs)
(laughs)
(knuckles crack)
(tractor engine running)
HMM?
MM!
(angry neighing)
(reins snap)
(angry neighing)
(whistle)
(sultry music)
♪ ♪
(whistles)
(apple crunches)
(gulps)
YA-HA!
YOO-HOO-HOO!
(neighing)
(laughing)
(boing boing)
HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE!
(Western-style
Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(bleats)
MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT.
THE WORLD'S LAST
UNCONQUERED PEAK
RISES MAJESTICALLY ABOVE
AN UNSPOILED WILDERNESS.
MOUNTAINEERS HAVE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH ITS SUMMIT
FOR CENTURIES,
BUT SCALING ITS ICY FACE
HAS PROVEN TO BE A CHALLENGE.
(alarm beeps)
BUT STILL IT BECKONS,
TOUCHING THE HEARTS
OF COURAGEOUS SPIRITS
LIKE YOURSELVES--
EAGER ADVENTURERS
AND THRILL-HUNGRY EXPLORERS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
GOOD.
LET'S GET STARTED.
(laughter)
WITH JUST A FEW
BASIC NECESSITIES...
(whinnies)
YOU'LL BE READY
TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE
MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT
CAN THROW AT YOU.
THE LIGHTER
AN EXPLORER'S LOAD,
THE EASIER
THE CLIMBING WILL BE.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE
A DEDICATED PARTNER
WITH WHOM YOU CAN
TRADE OFF DUTIES
SHOULD THE GOING GET ROUGH.
(clattering)
(laughs)
YOU'VE REACHED BASE CAMP--
A PLACE TO STOP,
TAKE STOCK,
AND CONSIDER OPTIONS
FOR THE JOURNEY AHEAD.
WHILE IT MAY BE TRUE
THAT A CLIMBER IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS HIS EQUIPMENT,
SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD
FOR MORE THAN JUST
A HAT RACK.
THIS IS THE TIME
WHEN YOUR CLIMBING BUDDY
CAN TRULY BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
(laughing)
THE MOST BASIC TOOL
IN A MOUNTAINEER'S KIT
IS HIS COIL OF ROPE.
ITS USEFULNESS IN BRINGING
THE CLIMBER CLOSER
TO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL
CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED.
(growling, clattering)
(birds chirping)
THE MOUNTAINEER'S MOTTO,
"NEVER GIVE UP,"
HAS A SPECIAL
MEANING TO SOME,
WHO SEEM NEVER TO KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT.
BUT TRY, TRY,
AND TRY AGAIN,
NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE
THE ODDS SEEM.
MAN AND NATURE AS ONE.
WHAT COULD BE
MORE INSPIRING?
OR MORE RIDICULOUS?
(laughs)
(playing  Pink Panther Theme)
♪ ♪
BUT THE TENACIOUS CLIMBER
WILL BE REWARDED
WHEN HE COMES
FACE-TO-FACE WITH SIGHTS
THAT THE LESS-RUGGED
CAN ONLY IMAGINE.
YOU CANNOT BUY
THIS TYPE OF FEELING,
AND WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO?
ANOTHER CREST...
ANOTHER TEST...
AND AN UNEXPECTED GUEST.
(bleating)
NATURE HAS GIFTED
ITS MOST AGILE CREATURES
WITH THE TOOLS
TO EASILY CONQUER
WHAT WOULD CONDEMN OTHERS
TO CERTAIN DOOM.
(blows raspberry)
ONLY FOOLS WOULD
ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW
IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THESE
REMARKABLE CLIMBERS.
(whinnies)
WITHOUT PERFECT BALANCE,
RAZOR-SHARP FOCUS,
AND A FINELY TUNED KNOWLEDGE
TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED,
IT'S SOMETIMES BEST
TO LOOK FOR SMARTER,
SAFER OPTIONS.
(bleats)
(both shivering)
EXTREME COLD FRONTS
CAN MOVE IN
WITHOUT WARNING,
DROPPING TO SUB-ZERO
TEMPERATURES
AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
(wind whistling)
BUT A BREATH OF THAT
BITING MOUNTAIN AIR
CAN PROVIDE AN EXPERIENCE
THAT CANNOT BE MATCHED
ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.
AH-CHOO!
WHAT CAUSES THESE
SUDDEN SHIFTS IN CLIMATE
IN HIGH ELEVATION?
EVEN THE EXPERTS
ARE BAFFLED.
(bleats)
DRIVING RAIN,
RAGING BLIZZARDS.
TO ATTEMPT
TO UNDERSTAND IT
WOULD BE TO ATTEMPT
TO UNRAVEL
THE VERY MYSTERY
OF NATURE ITSELF.
(laughs)
OKAY. WHERE WERE WE?
SOMETIMES,
IT'S BEST TO LEAVE
THE BIG QUESTIONS
TO THE BIGGER MINDS
AND SIMPLY TAKE COVER
IN THE SAFE HAVENS
NATURE HAS PROVIDED.
(creature roaring)
(screaming)
(growling)
(creature roars)
(roars)
AT LAST, THANKS
TO PERSEVERANCE,
PATIENCE, AND A DASH
OF DUMB LUCK,
YOU'VE MADE IT.
WELL, ALMOST.
(bell rings)
(bleating loudly)
(rumbling)
(screaming)
(bleats)
GOOD WORK, ADVENTURERS.
YOUR WORLD WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME.
EACH DAY THAT PASSES
WILL LEAVE YOU
LONGING FOR ANOTHER
PERILOUS ADVENTURE,
BECAUSE EVERY EXPLORER
BRINGS BACK WITH HIM
A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM THE NATURAL WORLD...
(bleats)
THAT WILL STAY WITH HIM...
FOREVER.
(screaming)
(bleats)
