THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU BOTH BACK.
>> THAT WAS CRAZY.
James: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
>> I WILL ACCEPT THAT, EVEN
THOUGH YOU'RE LYING.
I WILL ROLL WITH IT.
>> James: YOU HAVE BIG THINGS
HAPPENING.
KYLE, YOUR 16th WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: THAT'S WONDERFUL.
SIXTEENTH CHILD.
>> AMAZING.
James: LOOKING GOOD.
HOW DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE FIRST
MEET.
>> IN LOS ANGELES AT A
CHIROPRACTOR'S OFFICE.
WE DID.
I WAS IN FOR AN ADJUSTMENT.
>> OF SORTS.
>> IT SEEMED TO WORK.
SURE.
AND SHE WAS THERE.
I GOT MYSELF OUT OF MY LITTLE
TRACTION CHAIR AND SAID HELLO I
DIDN'T QUITE HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY
TO SEAL THE DEAL AND GET HER
PHONE NUMBER OR ANYTHING.
THE NEXT NIGHT WE MET BY CHANCE
AT THE TOP MAGAZINE LAUNCH
PARTY.
1999.
IT WAS A LONG TIME.
YES.
>> James: I NEVER HEARD OF THE
THING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
>> YOU MEAN A MAGAZINE.
James: YES.
>> WHAT A S. A MAGAZINE.
>> SHARED INTERESTS.
BAD BACKS, MAGAZINES.
>> James: WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST
SIGHT.
>> PRETTY MUCH WAS.
I HAVE TO SA +*EUFPLT THE NIGHT
MET SHE WAS OUT FOR A GOOD TIME.
I WAS ON A STEROID PACK BECAUSE
OF MY BACK.
WHEN YOU'RE ON A STEROID PACK
YOU CAN'T DRINK.
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA I HAD MY
WHITS ABOUT ME.
I WAS IN A STRONGER POSITION.
THE REST IS -- 16 YEARS LATER
HERE WE ARE.
>> WAS SHE A PATIENT AT WELL?
>> SHE WAS A PATIENT AT WELL.
James: THAT MAKES THE FIRST
TIME YOU GET INTIMATE
INTERESTING.
YOU ARE BOTH -- I LOVE YOU, I
JUST CAN'T.
I HAVE TO DO THIS IN A VERY
SPECIFIC WAY.
BECAUSE I REALLY ONLY JUST
RECOVERED.
>> WELL THE STEROIDS WERE VERY
HELPFUL.
I WILL SAY.
MADE EVERYTHING MUCH MUCH
BETTER.
>> James: HANK, YOU'RE KNOWN FOR
YOUR INCREDIBLE VOICE WORK ON
THE SIMPSONS.
>> OF COURSE.
James: YOU STARTED TO DO
VOICES AS A KID TO PLAY PRANKS
ON PEOPLE.
>> YES.
James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO.
>> THE SHOW I'M PROMOTED IS "
"BROCMEYER" AN ANNOUNCING WITH A
CLASSIC ANNOUNCER VOICE.
I USED THAT IN MY TEENS.
OUT MY WINDOW GROWING UP IN
QUEENS, THERE WAS A PHONE BOOTH.
FOR KIDS AT HOME THERE WERE
THINGS CALLED PHONE BOOTHS.
YOU PRESSED BUTTONS, DIALED A
NUMBER, COULD YOU CALL FROM THE
OUTSIDE.
>> James: PUT MONEY IN.
>> YES MONEY.
James: MONEY, COINS.
IMAGINE BIT COINS BUT REAL.
>> YES, YES.
>> VENMO BUT YOU HOLD IT.
James: ACTUAL PHYSICAL THING
YOU CAN TOUCH.
>> YES.
>> I GOT THE NUMBER, AS PEOPLE
PASSED BY THE PHONE BOOTH WOULD
I CALL IT AND SAY THIS IS,
WHATEVER MY NAME WAS FROM WABC
IN NEW YORK.
THERE IS ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
HIDDEN IN THE RED CHEVROLET TO
YOUR LEFT.
YOU HAVE OF 0 SECONDS TO FIND
IT.
GO!
I WOULD WATCH PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO
TEAR APART A CHEVY NOVA OR
WHATEVER IT WAS.
THIS WAS ACROSS FROM THE POLICE
STATION.
MY GOAL WAS TO GET SOMEONE
ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO A
CAR.
>> James: HOW HOLD WERE YOU?
>> 15 IT NEVER HAPPENED.
James: NO.
>> THAT WAS THE EARLY USE OF THE
VOICE.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
NOW IT'S PROM SEASONS IN HOOLA
CROSS THE COUNTRY NOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
James: WE FOUND A PHOTO.
LOOK AT THIS DISCO CUTIE.
>> IS THAT YOU?
>> OH, IS THAT ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: TELL US ABOUT THIS
GUY.
>> MAN.
WHERE DO I START.
LORD -- IT WAS 1976.
THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT RIGHT
THERE.
IT'S THE VELVET JACKET WITH THE
VELVET BOWTIE, CLIP ON OF
COURSE.
THE RUFFLED SHIRT.
PERM.
>> James: A PERM?
>> OH, YA.
BIG IN THE MID 70s.
THEN YOU HAVE THE CORSAGE, YOU
NEED TO.
HAVE.
>> James: DID THIS GUY HAVE A
GOOD PROM NIGHT?
>> A GREAT PROM NIGHT.
GREAT, GREAT.
>> James: OF COURSE HE DID.
>> HOW CO NOT WITH THAT RUFFLED
SHIRT.
