Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding top of morning
Top of morning, Ireland. Welcome back everybody to Minecraft. It's mine. It's not yours. You can't have it
This is my village. This is my town. This is our land actually, this is ireland
Hey
Spiders. What are you doing down there?
Oh, vanishing cool
That was a sweet magic trick. How'd you do that?
okay, so
Not really sure what we're doing this time in good ol MC
We're just gonna have a good time and stroll around. ahhhh Hi doggies. Hello salmon Saoirse. How are you guys doing?
I'm just gonna eat a potato. I sadly can't feed you guys potatoes
You're Irish dogs. You should eat potatoes. Okay? Okay who wants nummies who wants foodies you guys want food?
Okay, why do we got for you guys? Nice cooked mutton who wants the mutton boys the mutton. Come on, go get it
Where you going? There you go, come get it. There you go, mutton for you, and mutton for you. Nice. Oh
My god, oh my god, I forgot that you could do that. Oh
My god, you're so cute and tiny. Oh my god. Look at you know
Hi, I'm your new dad. Oh
My god, wait, how did I forget that you could make babies?
I was like, oh, yeah, the cows and the sheep yeah, of course cuz they're wild and they're not domesticated
But for some reason I thought that when you domesticated these that you couldn't-
We got a tiny baby
I'm sorry. I'm very excited. Look how cute he is. Oh look at the little legs go, do it again, do it again
Oh my God
Oh, I feel dumb Oh Lord
Okay. Okay sit up there. Sit up there and be happy. Man, I really should make a jukebox shouldn't I?  Wait,
Don't I have a jukebox. I need one diamond
Is it worth it?
Is it worth spending one diamond to make a jukebox?
Fine
Fine, fine
We'll use one diamond to make a jukebox because I want music in my life. Alright, this this better be worth it
Where are we gonna put the jukebox? Where do we want music to be playing?
In here? You guys want to be DJ? You guys wanna
Figure out what music to play? Here, play this one
That's a nice one, that's all plinky plonky.
Wait
Ah, neat.
Spooky deejay, Sam. I like it.
Good music Sam
Okay, I still don't know what to call you, I'm gonna have to take a moment to think about it, is that okay with you?
Yes, very cute. Um, what else was i gonna do?
I was gonna do something underneath my castlely. Wait, does that music just follow me everywhere?
I don't like that
Stop, it's in my head
Oh, no it's drifting away now. Okay. Nice. I want to go down here back to my spawner, back down to one of these chests because
People got mad at me
Well not mad at me, but people.. people got triggered by me. Um
Cuz I found- whoop don't fall in there, me and lava do not go together, at all ever in this game
I said oh look there's a spawner here and there's some chests with some stuff in them and people like, um,
Stuff. Are you kidding me?Apparently I have an enchanted golden apple.
I didn't, I didn't like click on it?
Because I don't know what the golden apples do. That and I knew it was here and I wanted it for safekeeping
What does it do?
Doesn't tell you anything of what these things do with in the game. Um, all right, let's just take this stuff with us then, and..
Bring it back upstairs. I don't have an axe anymore
Break it with your bare hands strong boy
*Dog Growl*
Spider spawner. I'll be back to see you again a little later. I'm heading back upstairs. Musics back
DJ Sam is really killing it lately. Hey, you know what? I'm not going back up there.
I'm not going up into that smelly one.
I have a bigger better more awesome elevator that I want to take
Haha!
Top.. of.. Guinness!
Hell yeah. Here you go tiny baby, you want num-num food?
Other nose
There's a sequence to that. I'm assuming that the little green things means that you're growing better and faster
But if I just keep feeding him if I keep stuffing him now
Will he actually grow right before my eyes or is it like a once a day kind of thing and I just overfed it right now
That's unstopped. Okay. Good job, Sam
Ummm
All right, this is my valuable one, so put this stuff in here
Yes, I should also probably move it I also realize that there's probably an efficient thing I can do
Wait this is where the hmmm will that work?
Yeah, it's probably an efficiency thing I can do here, right? Can I access chest from the top?
That looks kind of poopy though.
I was hoping it would look a little better, so maybe we won't do this
I want to build a new elevator here. A new water elevator at this one
Cause this is cool and all but..
I kinda want it to be even better?
It's like going up and down. It's not that tricky here, but I feel like I could be better
I feel like I can do this a bit better. So let's get rid of oh
Yeah, I forgot that that happens. All right, I want to show you guys how I made it
I mean a lot of you know how to make them anyway
But just in case anybody doesn't I want to try and teach something in Minecraft
Take some sand
Nope, not that one
Or did I already.. did I show you how to make the other one, the last time? I don't know I'm gonna do it anyway
Cuz that's fun, and I need a lot of kelp
Kelpy, kelpy. Come on over
How much do I need? No one knows, probably a lot. How much do I have now?
Probably a lot. 52, plenty, loads.
Wait, wait, it's-it's nighttime guys
That's nighttime. Okay, everybody get to your beds
Get to your beds right now
You guys want to come actually no, I'm not letting you guys come in and sleep in here
I'm afraid they'll go out the windows. And if they go out the windows
They have a potential to die. And if my dogs die in this game, I die in real life
Hey what are you guys doing?
Oh my god Sam scaring me like that. Look at this happy little family. Oh my god
You're so cute, it's breaking my heart
All right
About in here
So this one should be the down one
Down is the magma block? Yeah, the magma sucks you down
um, put down some sand and then we put down some kelp
Put down two sand blocks
Cool, and then you have to put kelp on it because it makes it a source block then you do that
You take this and you don't use it. I should have a shovel, but I don't have a shovel
Get rid of that and get rid of that
All right magma block and soul sand. Magma block goes bloop, and soul sand goes bloop
Don't do it
Ahh, let me in. This should be it
Yeah
Okay, it doesn't work cuz I don't have a door there
Yikes
Okay, kinda works but not really I'm gonna have to move the door over to there
Ohh
That is bothersome. You guys have any idea how hard it is to build?
When you're running when you're going at like a million miles an hour
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. This is not working that's just ruined my elevator.
Aw Man it doesn't go all the way to the top now cause the freakin block ruined it
Gosh ding dang guys
ooh AAAHH
I don't to be here anymore. I can't get out. Oh, no, I'm trapped. I'm gonna drown myself.
Is he Still there?
Oh God
Hi
*Scared Laughing*
I took out the elevator. It's it's too much of a nuisance. It's too hard to work with
It doesn't really work here cuz I need to actually like get in and out of a place
It works in the other one because it just does
Cuz it's just up and down here there's nuance to it, you know, Wait, can I?
Okay, don't want that. No, can I just have this?
Thank you
There we go, that's how it should open
Does this one open the same am I gonna open up this and get a creeper in the face?
So good to know, that
Opening and closing doors stops them from exploding did not know that before. Yeah, this one opens the same
If you have them both opening like that or like that peekaboo, then it's good
Looks nice
Okay much better, okay, that's that done I'm glad I spent so long doing a pointless thing. I think it's about time
We started expanding this whole area
I kind of want to move my farms. I want to move all of
This stuff out and move it down further away from my base. That's
That's gonna be a pain in my, it's gonna be a pain in my minecraft to that
Because I want to make a drawbridge for the front of this
But if I do that, I don't really have enough clearance for it
And everything's still kind of off-center and I'm not a fan of that and I haven't been for a while
So I kinda want to get rid of all of this means uprooting all of my taters.
Oh, no
Oh, this is just like the potato famine all over again
This is the Irish potato famine 2019 colorized pays a grand Locker spoons, that's a great harvest Oh for this year
Man it look so nice though. I'm gonna have to redo it already, but it's gonna be worth it. Okay guys bedtime
Can't sleep just yet. It's not nighttime yet
You grew up oh
My god they have a baby oh
I feel like you should be out in the world though, like exploring now. I just have three dogs
It was nice when you were just a little puppy. I
Shouldn't have fed him. I don't know why I did that
At least you have a different colored collar. Wait Oh cuz red is the default one
Got it. Okay nighttime guys
Keep sleep. Don't be sad
Don't be sad. This has to happen. Okay, I know the Irish potato farm is going away. Oh
God, it's so painful. I don't want to do it
I'm gonna rebuild it bigger better stronger than ever
Don't you even worry stop crying? It's like poor men cried. We're women cried. This is for everyone cry
The potato farm is being destroyed
Mommy make him stop. Why is he doing it?
It's for the greater good when you realize how long this is taking and then realize you have to do it for the other side
For the wheat farm as well. Oh
Why can't there just be a mass destroy all button in Minecraft
It makes me sound like an evil villain just
Destroy it all burn it all. It's a sad day
It's a very sad day, when this is gone
I just realize that my sign for saying to her spuds is gone a long time ago some creepers blew it up
How very dare them
Attack Ireland this way that's an act of war. Oh, that's very nice. My castle has earrings now
If only I had more of them to plant everywhere else. That would be awesome Whelp, round two, I guess
I'm the fastest farmer in the West
No one farms better than an Irishman. No one farms stronger than a Gaelic warrior
Yeah, yeah, yeah these Irish skills are not just for growing sports they ruin everything
Do you think my animals are sitting there like what are you doing?
Why're you destroying all the food
Let me eat it. Just one more just one more taste, bro
Don't destroy it yet
It needed to happen, sheeps and cows
It'll be back. Don't you worry about it.
Yes God. I haven't seen the area look like this in a long time. We should destroy all this as well
This is so weird looking. Oh god. I never noticed that that was all
off-center
It's so bizarre looking to see no farm outside my area, but I'm excited. It's a new venture
in the jacksepticeye-rland
Nice nice nice. Okay. Got to destroy all this to make our drawbridge.
I mean I say drawbridge, I don't think, like, is there a way of actually making the drawbridge go up and down in this game?
Because that would be awesome if I could do that that I would do that immediately
That would be the first thing I do is make it actually functional
Cause the way I want to do it is basically just make it look like a drawbridge.
Alrighty, let's see. I don't know why there's a divot in my water. I don't know why it goes down like that
Why? Why you do?
Everythings flat underneath you
Where do we want our drawbridge to go? I'm going to have to.. I'll have to get a lot more wood
Let's just see. Let's just.. Let's just measure it out with this so far. Oh wait
What the heck
Why do heck?
Okay, it works for me.
I dunno how big I want it to be. Should it be three wide?
You know what this is my minecraft, I could do what I want. Um, and let's build up the outside like so
I dunno what I'm doing. I just realized as well. I don't know what a drawbridge looks like
Stop being a dick to me, me
I'm doing this to myself
Get out of the water. Yeah, this is certain to look more like it. So I want like a cool entrance
As you go in, maybe I should make
This part wider..?
And then I want to have to like jump over this because I want a gap. I need a moat around my entire castle
I need it to go all the way around and look awesome and protect me. I just leave a gap so that
Stuff can't really like get in as easily like a creeper comes in here it'll get washed away down here or something.
I don't know. I don't want everything to be able to get into my castle
What happens if I place these underneath? How does that make it look?
What how does that work?
What is happening with you? This weird divot in the water is
Messing me up and I don't know how to fix it those lanterns that I had originally. I kind of want those here now
That would look kind of cool right
Is that high enough? Maybe it'll go one higher
Expert parkour
And a
Excellent. Good minecraft skills. What if there's some sort of like chain physics or something so I could like attach
Attach something here and then put it up in there
Like I have leads but I I can't attach them to anything see if I could just hit you to this I
Can hit you to it if it's on an animal?
But if you could just hit you to that and then put another post up here and hit you to that
That would work so easy then
Damnit minecraft
Just attach to that and then that just to give it a visual effect at least
Bloop, and bloop. Oh, nice
Ah, I don't like these though. Just get rid of you
Perfect
Just floating in midair
Saoirse?
Saoirse, right, get in here. What are you doing?
Scaring me like that we go in a family trip soon, but not yet now, it's bedtime
Freaky little doggo
Every moment that a dog is not within my sight is just fear that they're gone forever. I'm gonna go on a journey
We're going on a journey who wants to go with me is my boat out here
Boat
I'm going on a journey and there's only one character that could come with me on this journey a character that's been put aside
far too long
That's that's right Finbar perk up your ears because you're coming on a good old journey with good old Jack boy
Hold on a second. I'll be back. I've too much stuff in my inventory, sorry Alright, come along Finbar
Yes, come on come on
Finbar
Come on
Stay back
My god Finbar
Can you
Much better, okay
Shh-shh-shh Finbar, get in the boat.
Wait, why do you want you actually get in the boat? I?
Know that this is the thing that you can actually do, but for some reason you're being very complicated, okay?
Well, you stay there and I'll get in the boat and you just follow me
Okay
You're an excellent swimmer Finbar, good job
Come along now Finbar we have places to go and people to see in stuff to steal
And go back to the village where I found you, and we're gonna go back in there
I'm gonna steal all of the cool things that they have to offer and we're gonna make some really cool
Builds out of it. Are you excited for that?
Okay, just don't drown or anything because you've diamond armor on you and I really don't want to lose that. You remember these shores Finbar?
You remember what it was like to be back here?
Now you'd better remember. This is this is where I robbed you from your family
But you like it here now though, right?
whoa, God
Okay, let's go Finbar. Wahoo
I haven't done this with you since I caught you Finbar,you could have just been sitting around in the
In the hole
Wee!
Majestic look at you go. Can you swim?
A little bit
Good god Finbar. Other Finbars, hi. Don't, are you trying to kiss my horse?
Num-num kiss kiss?
That's my horse
It's my horse. There you go. We are One now. We are megahorse
I'll be back I have places to be
Look at all these spotted Finbar's
I think they're jealous
Do you think they're jealous of your, of your diamond armor because you look way cooler than any of they do
Yeah, they jelly
They jelly of my fini. Yes. This is what I want. Okay, Finbar stay there wait, actually
There take my horse to the old town road this is just a sad lonely village now
The Raiders came and I left I
Came back though. I'm not I ain't no coward. I
Came back and I fought for you. You were just all dead by then
You guys with the cowards you all hid in your houses. I was out here in the frontlines losing. Onward, Finbar
Let's actually go do a bit of exploring together. We haven't had a nice journey together. We need some one-on-one time
Some Finbar and Jack
so fast
So fast and majestic hello other horse
No time to talk. I am being a fast boy Oh God, stay away from lava Finbar. It's the worst
The worst thing you can get in this game is lava. Finbar, start the engines
Timber timber
But fit back, what are you doing? You're not a free horse anymore? You're mine, you're my slave friend
Get down here God Finbar
Okay running off scared. You're such a coward
Dear dear feedback dear you try it run away from the field of battle
You should be in there fighting with me that the Sam would never do that. Sam is indestructible
Sam was on the front lines as we many times and he was biting the ankles of all those
People who wanted to kill me
Which is everything?
Well, if I could trust you Finbar it's another village
Okay. Ben burtt
Stay here
What are you guys up to? What's what you guys sound anything good?
No
What good villages hey, dude
He's already talking you guys have anything cool in this village you got bread
We care about bread though - look out
- look out there zombies out here
Your village is being overrun. Don't worry guys. I'll protect you then bear. This place sucks. These people are terrible. Oh, hey
How's it going? All they do is hum and haw about everything all the time. This is another village
Good god, they're everywhere. Hi, I know this is a new village because there's people alive here
Hey bear, it godlord
Soon as I turn my back
You're like out the door
Stay there
You just trade anything get inside your houses
The evil is coming oh
Wow
Oh limber I got thorns in me arse, can you suck the poison out? Oh
Oh, are you okay. Oh
Good
Wait, so, um the float normally on your own, but as soon as I get on your back, you just you're just no
Anybody you're real meanie, sometimes you know that I ready for this one favor. You ready Wow big jump
What a good boy I
Need to encourage him to be better, he's not being a good boy sometimes I
Don't know where I am I
Just let you have him Finbar out stretching his legs. He's been cooped up for too long. Ooh. Yes ice biome
Hey polar, bear polar bear. Ah
Finbarr we're going to make friends of the polar bear right now, and I hope you're ready for it
all right, I'm gonna have member I'm gonna leave you for a second and
Only for a second, come here, come here, come here way back Jesus. Okay. I'm not gonna mess with you unless
Can you steal your child?
I'm done fish
Good god don't you want heaven for the fish? You just came straight for my guts. Okay. Okay message received here
Bishop
You know, you're not like fish, you know a fish
Cannot tame them
You're nice I like you maybe forget a saddle
Okay, good bear I need your saddle maybe if I feed the baby
Nope nope, nope, mama don't like that
It's it's in self-defense its self-defense baby bear I'm sorry Oh
Are all the polar bears coming to kill me now? Oh, oh all the polar bear cubs kill me
To bear
My horse is invisible
No, no, no, no no, no thinking within an anther on his own again. Oh
My god
This game's gonna give me a heart attack
As ever I bring my pets anywhere it's just immediately like
Look at that big beautiful flash. You can see from my Lloyd great. All right back in you go Finbar
You had a good day today
You're a you're a big bouncy boy, and you scared me a lot. So please don't do that again
Hey guys, I'm back at least you guys are good pets. You stay here bringing a saddle with me. I
am going to a
Getaway for my boat you damn freeloader
I'm not bringing you into my eat into my castle
Cassady kid I
Don't like to
Only nice people allow your Anna tacky boy. You're an anger man. I won't back
I am going to tame a polar bear even if the game doesn't allow you to do it
I'm taming one and I'm bringing it into my house. Ah, I see I have been here before a man of excellent taste a
Lot of excellent taste this is earlier on in the game when I didn't think about bringing my boats with me
That's kind of cute Oh
Young baby jack he didn't know anything
her and Jack still knows
very little
but
One day I'll conquer the lab
It won't kill me forever. Hello polar bears
I'm here to make friend, but you guys aren't still mad at me. Are you I
Just killed one of you I didn't even really kill them I
Just okay. I'll stay away from you guys. I'll go over to there to the loner
Hi
My name's jack what you I befriend
No fish. I'm done fish
No Oh
Snowy time
It's sleeting
Can I can I put you in a boat in the boat?
Get a frickin boat
Get the boat
I'm even put a lead on you one
There he go. Get in the boat
Please he's getting the boat. Oh wait
Let me try something else can I put a saddle on you?
No, damn it
Okay. Well, I have our America bolide. Eeeh you are coming with me whether you like it or not. Okay?
This is just how it's gotta be don't be difficult. There you go
That's not working dang it come on there you go. There you go
Oh just sitting just sitting it just didn't it haven't tasted peanut wanted
Why Porter Bears gotta be difficult. I
Just wanted a big murder death machine friend. Come along new friend
Slowly, but surely
There you go. Ah this works
it's gonna take it easy for the poor fella unable to save the swim as fast as Finbar is oh, he's a
He's a slippery lad
I'm sliding all over the place
DejaVu bear come along bear
Bear bear do you where they are? Where's my stuff?
Okay
Good to see you again bear
Are you okay? But they hurt you. Are you? Okay? Sure. We were the bad man touched you
Okay
How's the rough right there amigo we always got messed up I mean I'm fine
nothing happened to be
completely normal day
Are you okay? You want fish?
You can have some fish here
there
Ie potato you eat fish Tatum
Okay, good boy co-op don't think of it as leaving your old home think of it as
Finding a new family come a lot easy easy. Does it easy?
does it no oh
You're ass lady fella
You're not a nice anymore. You're not walk normally over here. See that over there polar bear. That's home
That's Island the world's first polar bear to ever enter, Ireland
This is a momentous occasion. This is a big day for the country. I
Hope my sheep aren't scared. He eats fish not sheep sheep not fish sheep are sheep
Hey Dad glad we have that out of the way come on in
There you go. There you go
Okay didn't mean to do that, but now you're a touched there so you can't go anyway hey
Get oh my god. Get back in there. Daisy only couldn't say hi to your new brother. Come on out
Come on out gang
Now, let's hop over this
You guys you're good at that, right? Oh
God oh god. Oh god
No, no, no no. Oh my god Sam Sam for the love of God where did the others go?
No, no, no, no, no no what's happening?
Sam Sam get back. Get back in the in house Sam
If this wasn't worth it, this is a mistake Sam please Sam
Sam
Sam please. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god
The drawbridge is worth it
See Sam Sam
Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam. Come on. Come on, Joe jump up
Sam oh my god. Oh my god. Well, thank God sit there and never move. Oh my god
I lost the family today. I
Lost so much Sam. You're the only one I had named so
If you try I don't know what I would do. I know whatever do little buddy all with Saoirse
I hadn't even given the kid a name
Oh
This is a big loss for the parish today, the polar bear was not worth it
There we go, I fixed the water
But fix the water, but I cannot fix the shame that lies within my heart for the loss that I have felt here today
So young
So young. So new to this world Sam. You just got to love them
They say it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. But people who say that have never felt that pain
You had a son he wanted to look at me. Don't don't look at me Sam
You had a son you're the wife
Well itu the girlfriend not a wife first I lose Sheamus
Ran away without saying a word so we're out there Sheamus is still alive
He found an exit and he escaped anytime. I turn my back Sheamus was just trying to leave my life
Somewhere out there Sheamus is watching somewhere out there Sheamus is still alive. We lost some good people here today
Some good people that were gone before their time
Let this be a lesson to you that ocean currents are not to be messed with they can drag you under
with no escape
We lost some good people Saoirse unnamed dog friend
Sam child
Just remember to hug your pets close today
Hope your pets close
And never let them go
 
Jack dude you should hire me as your official contributor for subtitles.
Love you guys
 
