
Romanian: 
Intro - De la a fi injunghiat de un student pana
la uitatul pe fereastra, Echipa Danger Dolan recreaza cateva dintre ce le mai bune povesti de la
subreddit-ul nostru despre cele mai stupide motive studentii au luat detentie. Sunt Helbent si astazi o sa
fiu naratorul vostru
Nr. 10 a fost trimis de TheSaltKing420 - Robo
Pai, intr-o zi Robo statea pe scaunul ei,vazandu-si de treaba cand, dintr-o data
un pusti pe care nu il cunostea a venit si a injunghiat-o in brat! Pustiul a folosit un
creion sa faca fapta, dar Robo a fost cea care a luat detentie de la scoala pentru o saptamana!
Motivul pentru detentie era faptul ca ea l-a "antagonizat". Robo nu a putut
sa creada ca un fals Michael Myers a primit o zi, doar pentru ca prietenii lui au zis ca
Robo a inceput.

English: 
Intro -
• From being stabbed by a student to just
looking out the window, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the dumbest reasons students
got detention. I’m Hellbent and today I’ll
be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by TheSaltKIng420
- Robo
Well, one day Robo was sitting in her chair,
minding her own business when, all of a sudden,
some random kid she didn’t know came up
and stabbed her in the arm! The kid used a
pencil to do the deed, but Robo was the one
who got suspended from school for a week!
The reason for the detention was because she
supposedly "antagonized" him. Robo couldn’t
believe that the Michael Myers wannabe only
got a day, all because his friends said that
Robo started it.

English: 
Number 9 was submitted by DrThoth – Honeybits
The only time Honeybits ever got detention
was in first grade when she and her friend
got pencils for their birthdays during lunch.
They started tapping them together when a
teacher came over to them, pulled them aside
and gave them detention for "fighting with
pencils". Honeybits and her friend were given
a recess detention but when they explained
what happened to the vice principal, they
were just laughed at and sent outside to play.
Four years later, that same teacher gave Honeybits’
sister detention for not smiling. Just two
years ago, Honeybits was happy that the karma
police visited the teacher when she was fired
and arrested for going to school drunk.
Number 8 was submitted by Kayleighgk - Melissa
Melissa received a detention for a reason
that was just unforgivable… she was sharpening
a blunt pencil that she had borrowed from
the teacher. This psycho teacher proceeded
to throw a hardcover book at her before screaming

Romanian: 
Nr. 9 a fost trimis de DrThoth - Honeybits Singura data cand Honeybits a primit detentie
a fost in clasa I cand ea si prietena ei aveau creioane de ziua lor in timpul pranzului.
Elel au inceput sa le atinga imrpeuna cand un profesor a venit catre ele, despartindu-le
si dadandu-le detentie petnru "lupta cu creioane". Honeybits si prietena ei au primit
a detentie mare dar cand ele i-au explicat ce s-a intamplat directorului, ele
doar radeau. Patru ani mai tarziu. acelasi profesor i-a dat sora lui Honeybits
detentie pentru ca nu zambea. Acum doi ani, Honeybits a fost fericita deoarece politia karmei
a vizitat profesoara cand ea a fost data afara si arestata pentru ca s-a dus la scoala beata.
Nr. 8 a fost trimis de Kayleighgk - Melissa Melissa a primit detentie pentru un motiv
care era doar de neiertat....ea ascutea un creion imprumutat de la
prof. Acest prof nebun a aruncat a carte grea la ea inainte sa tipe

Romanian: 
'CUM ITI PERMITI!". Melissa apoi a primit cea mai mare detentie pe care un student poate sa o
aiba.
Nr. 7 a fost trimis de KTNick - GhostToast GhostToast a avut un prof de mate care era
sexist si ea chiar ii ura pe el si prietenii lui. Asa ca, intr-o zi ei erau in
pauza in clasa ei. Unul dintre prietenii lui  GhoastToast s-a dus in fata clasei ca sa ia
dezinfectant de maini. Cand prietenul s-a uitat pe fereastra, profa i-a dat detentie de pranz.
GhoastToast si ceilalti prieteni ai lui zambeau caci li se parea amuzant... dar
apoi li sa dat detentie si lor.
Nr 6 a fost trimis de BrendonUriesForehead - Danger Dolan
Clasa de mate a lui Danger Dolan a avut un prof inlocuitor o zi cat timp cel original era plecat.
lui Dolan si colegilor lui li s-a dat o treaba si nu aveau voie sa vorbeasca. Dolan avea
cateva probleme nerezolvate pe foaie, dar creionul lui s-a rupt. Fiind calm si linistit, Dolan

English: 
"how dare you". Melissa was then issued with
the highest type of detention a student can
have.
Number 7 was submitted by HTNick - GhostToast
GhostToast once had a math teacher that was
sexist and she really despised him and his
two other friends. So, one day they were on
a break in her class. One of GhostToast’s
friends went to the front of the room to get
hand sanitizer. When the friend looked out
the window, the teacher gave him lunch detention.
GhostToast and his other friend smiled because
they thought that it was hilarious… but
then they were given detention, too.
Number 6 was submitted by BrendonUriesForehead
– Danger Dolan
Danger Dolan’s math class had a substitute
teacher one day while the original was away.
Dolan and his classmates were told to do the
assignment given and not to talk. Dolan had
a few problems left on his paper when his
pencil broke. Being calm and quiet, Dolan

Romanian: 
s-a ridicat ca sa isi ascute creionul cand proful l-a oprit. El a tipat la el(dolan), tare, "CE
FACI?! STAI JOS!"  Asa ca Dolan a sta jos cu creionul rupt. El literalmente
s-a holbat la prof, atingandu-si creionul. Hitler(Mazararu Liliana) - err, proful - a venit
la banca lui si a intrebat, "De ce nu it faci treaba?" Dolan a zis, "Creionul meu
e rupt." Proful a zis, "Poate tu iti vei ascute creionul in biroul directorului?"
Tot confuz, Dolan s-a ridicat si a parasit camera. El a sfarsit luand detentie
pentru a saptamana. De atunci cand proful i-a facut aia lui, Dolan si prietenii lui acum se refera la
prof ca "Domnul PulaSani". (wow asta e o porecla ciudata)
Nr 5 a foast trimis de Shiny_Meloetta101 - Gooby
era al doilea an de liceu al lui Gooby si ea s-a dus la cea mai populara academie
din zona ei. Toata scoala e o anti-hartuire gen scoala si studentii rareori se bat pentru ca

English: 
got up to sharpen his pencil when the teacher
stopped him. He yelled at him, loudly, "What
are you doing!? Sit down!" So Dolan sat back
down with a still-broken pencil. He literally
just glared at the teacher, tapping his pencil.
Hitler – err, the teacher – stomped over
to his desk and asked, “Why aren’t you
doing your work?” Dolan said, “My pencil
is broken.” The teacher said, "Maybe you'd
like to sharpen your pencil in the principal’s
office?" Still confused, Dolan just got up
and left the room. He ended up getting detention
for a week. Ever since the teacher did that
to him, Dolan and his friends now refer to
the teacher as "Mr. DickTits".
Number 5 was submitted by Shiny_Meloetta101
- Gooby
It was Gooby’s second year of high school
and she went to one of the most popular academies
in her area. The whole school is an anti-bullying
school and students rarely get picked on because

English: 
if they do, they get sent straight home and
suspended. It’s a very strict place. But
at that time Gooby was a perky, friendly girl
and always wore a smile that could light up
a room. So when Gooby couldn't find a jacket
to wear on a rainy day, she went with her
black and gray Fall Out Boy jacket. The sleeves
were black while the rest was grey but for
the giant black skull on the back of it and
in the front 'FALL OUT BOY' was written on
it. She wore it to school and right when Gooby
stepped onto campus, a teacher stopped her.
The teacher said that she needed to take that
jacket off right away because it violated
the dress code. The only dress code Gooby
could find at her school was no wearing short
skirts or really short shorts, and shirt dress.
And also no skin-showing clothes unless they
didn't violate the dress code. The teacher
told Gooby that it would be a target for bullies

Romanian: 
daca se bat, ei sunt trimisi direct acasa si suspendati. E un loc foarte strict. Dar
la acea vreme Gooby era plina de viata, prietenoasa si purta mereu un zambet ce putea sa aprinda
o camera. Asa cand GOoby nu putea sa gaseasca o jacheta sa poarte pe o zi ploioasa, ea s-a dus cu a ei
jacheta cu negru si gri Fall Out Boy. Manicile erau nerge cat timp restul era gri dar pentru
Craniul gigantic negru pe spate si in fata "FALL OUT BOY" era scris pe
ea. Ea a purtat-o la scoala si cand Gooby a pus piciorul in campus, un prof a oprit-o.
Proful a zis ca va trebui sa dea jos acea jacheta deoarece nu respecta
codul de imbracaminte. Singurul cod de imbracaminte care Gooby putea sa gaseasca la scoala era sa nu porti pantaloni scurti
fuste sau foarte scurti pantaloni scurti, si rochie camasa. De asemenea haine care nu acopereau pielea doar  daca
nu respectau codul de imbracaminte. Proful i-a zis lui Gooby ca putea fi tinta pentru batausi

Romanian: 
din cauza costumului gothic. ERA DOAR O JACHETA! Lui Gooby i s-a zis
sa dea jos jacheta si sa serveasca detentie de pranz.
Nr 4. a fpst trimis de WizKrablifa - -Shima O data in clasa a X-a de biologie, Shima a primit detentie
pentru ca a intarziat 5 min. ASta pare a face sens, dar nu. Shima
era in biroul oficial, si ei trebuiau sa ramana fara scuze de intarziere, asa ca i-au zis ei, "Zii profului
tau sa vina aici daca are dubii despre unde ai fost". Asa ca fiind felina
ascultatoare ce este, Shima i-a zis, si el a refuzat sa vina deoarece ea nu trebuia sa plece
inainte de ora! Scoala publica e clar un loc ciudat.
Nr 3 a fost trimis de Rhia1 - Slapped  Ham
Pe parcursul anului senior de liceu al lui Slapped Ham, el a primit detentie SAMBATA unde el
trebuia sa stea intr-o clasa si sa isi faca temele de la 8 la 3 30. Motivul, conform

English: 
because if her 'Gothic' and 'soul lowering'
outfit. IT WAS ONE JACKET! Gooby was told
to take off the jacket and serve lunch detention.
Number 4 was submitted by WizKrablifa - Shima
Once in tenth grade biology, Shima got a detention
for being five minutes late. This seems like
it makes sense, but here's the kicker: Shima
was in the main office, and they had run out
of late passes, so they told her, "Tell your
teacher to call down here if he has any doubts
about where you were." So, being the obedient
feline she is, Shima told him, and he refused
to call down because she shouldn't have gone
before his class! Public school is definitely
a weird place.
Number 3 was submitted by Rhia1 – Slapped
Ham
During Slapped Ham’s senior year of high
school, he got Saturday detention where he
had to sit in a classroom and do homework
from 8 to 3:30. The reason, according to the

English: 
school, was that he had missed one day too
many without providing a note as to why. However,
Slapped Ham had turned in a note the day he
returned to school stating that he had recently
lost his grandfather and was gone for five
days! The school officials told his mother
they were sorry for the mix up and that the
note had been filed wrong but they never personally
told Slapped Ham they were sorry for wasting
his time. This was three weeks after he had
already done the Saturday detention. That’s
one Saturday of his life that Slapped Ham
will never get back.
Number 2 was submitted by Giggleshart – DD’s
Brother
One time in sixth grade, during library, DD’s
Brother and his class were given a stupid
assignment where they had to find ten books
that had certain colors on them. They had
to find one that had gold on it. DD’s Brother
found one that was pastel and looked like
a kindergartner made it. DD’s Brother replied
to his friend, "wow that sucks" and got a

Romanian: 
scolii, era ca el a ratat o zi prea multe fara sa aduca o scrisoare sa zica de ce. Insa
Slapped Ham a adus o scrisoare in ziua in care a revenit la scoala zicand ca si-a pierdut
recent bunicul(mort) si a plecat pentru cinci zile! Oficialii scolii i-au spus mamei lui
ca le pare rau pentru incurcatura si ca au gasit scrisoarea dar ei niciodata nu
i-au cerut scuze lui Slapped Ham personal pentru irosirea timpului lui. Asta a fost trei saptamani dupe ce el s-a
dus deja la detentia de Sambata. Asta-i o Sambata din viata  lui pe care Slapped Ham
nu o s-o primeasca inapoi (rest in peperoni slapped ham's saturday)
Nr 2 a fost trimis de Giggleshart - DD's Brother
O data in clasa a VI-a, pe parcursul bibliotecii,lui Fratele lui DD si clasei lui li s-a dat o
treaba stupida unde ei trebuiau sa gaseasca 10 carti cu o anumita culoare pe ele.
Ei trebuiau
sa mai gaseasca o singura carte care avea aur pe ea.Fratele lui DD a gasit una care avea pastel pe ea si parea ca
unul de gradinita a facut-o. Fratele lui DD i-a raspuns prietenului lui, "wow asta suge" si a primit o

Romanian: 
saptamana de detentie de pranz petnru "injurat". Cea mai buna parte a fost ca o fata l-a parat
pentru ca a zis aia cand proful nici nu a auzit
1 - Care e cel mai stupid motiv pentru care mi s-a dat detentie?
De cele mai multe ori ei mi-au dat detentie era destul de justificat. Dar a fost o data
cand nu era asa corect. Asa in gradinita noi trebuia sa facem scriere de mana basic. Ei iti
aratau tie o imagine cu o litera si tu trebuia sa o desenezi conform instructiunilor.
Dar eu sunt un rebel in pula mea asa ca in schimb sa-mi desenez "L-urile" mele de sus in jos eu le
desenam de jos in sus. Putin stiam ca un paracios prost si mic privea
deasupra umarului meu tot timpul. SI de sigur ca el imediat i-a zis profului " ehhh Hallbent
deseneza L-ul gresit. El nu o face corect" si pentru criminalitatea a nu
desena L-urile mele  corect am primit detentie de 30 de minute dupe scoala si ei au vorbit cu

English: 
week of lunch recess detention for "swearing".
The best part was that one girl told on him
for saying that when the teacher didn’t
even hear it.
1 – What’s the dumbest reason I was ever
given detention?
Most of the time they gave me detention it
was pretty justified. But there was one time
it wasn’t quite right. So in kindergarten
we were doing basic handwriting, They show
you the picture of the letter and you drew
it as instructed.
But I’m a fucking rebel so instead of drawing
My ‘L’s from the top to the bottom I drew
them from the bottom to the top. Little did
I know one snitchy little bastard was watching
over my shoulder the entire time. And Of course
he immediately told the teacher “ehhh Hellbents
drawing his ‘L’s wrong. He’s not doing
it right” and for the High crime of not
drawing my ‘L’s right I got 30 minutes
detention after school and they talked to

English: 
my parents about how I wouldn’t obey basic
instructions.
And to this day I always draw my ‘L’s
from the bottom to the top because: FUCK YOU
MISS JENKINS YOU OLD BITCH!
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s
the worst teacher you’ve ever had?” Let
us know in the reddit page linked below and
you might be featured in a future countdown.
Thanks for watching and I’ll seeya Next
Time

Romanian: 
parintii mei depre cum eu nu ascult instructiuni simple
Si pana in ziua de azi eu mereu desenez L de jos in sus deoarece : DU-TE DRACU
DOMNISOARA JENKINA CURVA BATRANA!
 
 
 
 
