Fox News went after Little Bow Wow and Snoop Dogg
which is an awesome sentence, what I just said there, that's great
Because Snoop Dogg did this music video where he shot a clown version of Donald Trump
So let's see their response here.
In obscure loser news, Bow Wow is back
Bow Wow, previously known as Lil' Bow Wow,
previously known as washed-up rapper,
previously known as washed-up actor,
currently known as dumb and desperate,
came to Snoop Dogg's defense after Mr. Trump tweeted about Snoop's video
in which he mock-shoots the president.
Bow Wow, also known as Shad Moss,
also known as tiny shaft,
also known as sad little bitch
he is a dog, mind you
tried to make a bigger name for himself by tweeting this
Ayo, @realdonaldtrump shut your punk ass up talking s*** about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us
So, lil' weenie just threatened the First Lady with sexual enslavement
I'd say that's a crime
and punishable by jail time
but given the career of lil' shad,
a.k.a. Kneepad Shad,
that would be a step-up.
It's gotta be hard twenty years on
to change nothing but your name.
Meanwhile, don't hold your breath for any
feminist or media outrage.
It's not like he threatened Michelle Obama.
Different rules apply. See, since Trump
once said sexist stuff, Melania's open game.
That's the argument from some feminists, who are looking
for any reason to smear the woman.
What cowards they are.
Oh, while the washed-up rapper has deleted that tweet,
I guess that makes Bow Wow a big
What should the Secret Service do, Kimberly?
It's an actual threat, I mean
Yeah, kill him. Kill them.
No, I think it would be fantastic if Snoop
and wannabee Snoop got a visit from the Federal Marshals
and let's see how tough and gangster they are then.
Damn, she said kill them.
Kill them over that. What happened to the free speech brigade?
Alright, let's break this down in a variety of ways here.
So with Bow Wow talking about Melania, and
we're gonna pimp her or this and that
Reel it in son, reel it in.
Leave the First Lady out of it.
You know, I don't like it when anybody talks about the kids of the president or the First Lady
because honestly they didn't even ask for it
Do you think Michelle Obama knew when she married Barack Obama
like, yeah, one day he's gonna be president.
a guy named Barack Hussein Obama
Do you think Melania Trump knew when she married this fuckin' buffoon
who's rich, who's born with a silver spoon in his mouth
that this jackass would somehow become president
this reality TV star, she didn't know
Look, it's just my thing, it's a matter of taste
Just don't bring them up because it's not necessary to bring them up.
But that being said, Bow Wow obviously isn't serious, he's not gonna pimp her
and though it's a dickish thing to say
there is no law being violated
and it is free speech.
So both things are true. You could be a tasteless prick
for saying it, true,
and also, you still have the right to say it
and there shouldn't be, like, legal consequences
that's the first thing
Now to Snoop Dogg shooting-basically shooting Trump in effigy
by having a clown version in a music video and shooting him
Look, this is together where both sides are super hypocritical
Republicans do this all the time
Like when Obama was president, they shot him in effigy all the time
There were stores that sold fuckin' targets of Obama
like, they look like Obama, and the whole point to fuckin' shoot it
And there was no outrage on the right when they were shooting Obama in effigy
because they don't like Obama
so they say
This is free speech get over it
we're not actually shooting him, so get over it
And now Snoop effectively does the same thing
shoots a clown version of Trump in a music video
and they go "oh how dare you, you shouldn't shoot any president"
Well you guys were just shooting Obama in effigy  not that long ago
But again, hypocrites on all sides here
so, what's my takeaway on this
I kinda file it under the same category as Bow Wow
Like, you're kinda tasteless for doing it, like it's a prick move
but yeah, you have free speech to do it.
So I guess I would advise against it
but since you did not, it's not like there should be legal consequences
and it's not like it should be against the law
It's not cool, but you're allowed to do it
and everyone needs to get over it.
You see what I'm saying?
so both things are true
you can be an asshole, but at the same time
yeah you're allowed to do it, it is freedom of speech
and again, there's hypocrites all over the place on this
Now the final point here is
the Fox host who said "kill him"
No. It seemed like she was somewhat serious too,
because she's like "yeah they should be killed"
and then she's like "I wish the Marshals or Secret Service would pay them a visit"
So really? You really want them to be killed?
Like, what the fuck?
So I don't know
my overall takeaway for all of them is
everybody pump your brakes.
