where were you?
 
 
yes papa, just went to study with my friend.
Which subject were you studying?
Maths. Mathematics. Yes, quadratic formula and that sort of thing.
Okay, then tell me one thing: If you were studying mathematics, then
If you were studying mathematics, then which old lady were posting a picture with on your Instagram?
 
 
 
 
 
Shahveer son? Yes, dad. Son, I have just now
added you into the WhatsApp group.
What is this WhatsApp? WhatsApp. Just like white people say, WhatsApp.
Cool guy. Ya. That group.
Nothing much, son.
Okay, leave it, son. I have just added you into the WhatsApp group.
The whole family is in there. Good boy. Study hard.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
are you an idiot or what
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
