Guys! I've wonder what is like to be a dude.. so i am going to poop
And todays
Dude simulator is going to let me learn how
I don't actually have any
Lotion but I got olive oil does that work anyways? We're gonna find out in today's dude simulator. This is house. This is my
My.. my soda? I don't know it looks weird looks like a water thing. What do we have here? Let's explore. Let's explore here
We got knowledge on a bookshelf
What did I just fart? I totally just farted.Oh money (farts) MONEY!
How do i pickup the money??
Alright so here we don't have any food. We just got drinks and condiments and a microwave this is how we're going to cook our beer
We're going to throw it in the microwave. MICROWAVE!
Open up, WHY AM I JUST FARTING EVERYWHERE!? You know what, there's only one way to open up a microwave (shoots)
It didn't work?
What is this. You guys I figured out open the fridge
I figured out how to pickup my milk! Oh wait, it didn't work  -_-
Dammit! I can't do sh*t
Can we pick up the books?
(gasps) Chair! We must be able to pick up a chair...Nah, i can't do sh*t. So we're gonna go outside guys
Oh. Look at it it's beautiful! (gasps) Was that a bird? IT'S A BIRD!
Look our garbage here.Do we wanna touch a garbage? Nah, we're not gonna touch a garbage... Let's go around that
What's happening over here? (gasps) We got a pooooooooooool
Oh yeah, (sings)🎵splish splash i was taking a-
Who needs a bathtub at home? When you got a- a bathtub in there?
What the hell's happenin'? Is it rainin'? Is this a sprinkler?Why does the water looks like rocks?
Look at all my luggages i have in my car. That's not convenient second all far off
Isn't it oh oh, I'm gonna run you over friend! Bye friend! (illuminati song)
I killed the game. I'm just gonna go explore. Why are the houses all empty? Why is this town?
So deserted did I kill someone in my past life?N-
(gasps) Truck! I want the truck! Let's get into the truck.
(sings) 🎵 Let's get into the truuuuck 🎵
I'm gonna slap Joe's butt (slaps) Woah! Joe did not like that butt slap
He likes it so littl- He just went smash his head into a truck!
(sad song) Dude! Joe! It's not that big deal! It was just a little love tap! He's really upset about this. Like i'm watching this.
Just put em' around- (gasps) HE GAVE ME MONEY!
I'm not
I'll take it. Money number one.Money number two. I'm going to be so rich!
I'm gonna. Go spend this at the strip club after you guys know I'm gonna do that. Oh some more rock water
All the rock water I'm in the playground right now, and I decided I'm going to just start some havoc.
Right guys? You don't like the butt slap, how you like this?
Yeah, oh, I got money. I got money. I got money MONEEEY!!!!!!!!
Make it rain
Hands up. That's not a very scary voice. What was that kick? What the hell I get you into get you in the boss.
Get out of here with your sh*t. You telling me you tell the guy with the sunglasses
Did you did you tell the guy with the sunglasses?
Hands up! F**k. GRENADES!
What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? OH YEAHHH!
Yeah, nobody else cares though. Look all these money. These guys just made money.
Oh yeah! I saw hotdog stand. Give me hotdogs. Can i get some sausage?
Come on. What why am I serving my own hotdog? Where's the hotdooooogs?!
Oh did he loses an arm? Look at him run look at him run.
AHH! (shoots) (music)
DIE!
HAHA (rip headphone users) I think this is a crime simulator not a dude simulator
I don't know unless this is the things that you guys want to do. I'm judging a little. But like
I'm not here to judge. What about picking these flowers?
What? Hands up! Get out of here! You're not a real police officer. Where's your badge? Where's your badge!?
With your little stupid voice. You ain't scaring me. You ain't scaring me officer.
Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Get, get back! Get back. Oh no. Oh no guys (i don't know what she's sayin'). We gotta run!
We gotta run! We gonna get the officer first. And they just keep comin' and they just keep comin'
I'm gonna run our bullets one day. Stop, you stop! Oh no i'm already out of bullets.
Myeh! AHHH!! Oh my god he just flipped me! He flip me like a nothing :(
Oh no guys. I have really bad news I'm in prison..
What they took away my gun? oh, no. They ain't take away my gun? They put me in a jail cell.
They didn't close it, and they didn't take away my guns.
Literally the worst officers ever. All these doors tho that I can explore oh
oh, oh
Okay, this is something. I've always wanted to do as a guy. What? I want to open!
Oh, I don't use one of these right. Is this the girls bathroom? No. Oh yeah cause this is a 'Dude' simulator
There are no girls.Ooh bar, lets go to the bar guys.  Guys y- you know we gotta walk in with all confident. HELLO LADIES!
(sad music)  (rip azzy)
NO ONE'S HERE! Is this cheese? Can i have it? YES A GROCERY STORE! I am
starving i can't wait to buy all the groceries,wait. We gonna get a shopping cart. I gotta get the shopping cart. (gasps)
NO WAY! WEE! NOOOO! OH NO!
Dammit, they're dangerous the shopping cart. This maybe my favourite thing in the world.
Okay, we gotta, we gotta be careful with the turns. We gotta go inside the grocery store though to go shopping, oka-
NO! I said careful with the... turns..
You're not flip, you're not flip. I need you for my.. for my shoppin'
Thank you for m- I can't even get there with this thing? Are you
serious you know what I'm doing the
Craziest grocery shop trick shotting ever. I'm gonna go rob his burger store. You know I gotta get on my break burger fix
I don't got any money. PUT ALL THE BURGERS IN THE BAGS AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
Aww. That's not fun. Banana!
BANANA! Wait was- this isn't the same grocery store!
I betrayed my my one true  grocery store love. Look- i had a plan okay
I had a plan a good plan to test.
I wanted to climb the ladder and shoot everybody from up there, and then nobody would be able to get me.
How do how do we get up. Make yourself useful dude. Imma get to the top op your head. Time to go to the strip club.
It's time to go to the strip club. Ladies like (i don't hear what she's sayin) right? That's what i thought. NO! I've been lied too!
Been lied too.
I've been lied too! Take that (i don't know)
Take that!
Take that!
Where the police at? I wanna kill everybody.I WANNA KILL EVERYBODY!
FEEL MY GRENADE (idk)
FEEL IT!
I hear you AHA!  Oh no my mouse! My mouse clickin' off the screen!
Yeah, I just want to hear their voices. Oh there's so many guys. Do we run? Do we run? Do we get a getaway car?
Should we get a getaway car? Oh, I've used all my bullets. We're gonna- We're gonna slaaap people.
But first we're gonna get cars. Let's go get a car, and we're going to escape. We need to escape these five star wanted level
Oh, no, I'm stuck in a tree. It's funny cause now I can't find any cars!
Oh i saw police! I think he's gonna f**k me again.
This-this is police. The way they talk honestly the best thing again. This is police. Oh no can they get me? Can they get me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(outro song) I'm sorry that this subtitle has so much wrong things like i don't know what she's saying if you guys know comment down below what she's saying don't blame me i do this just for fun BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!
