JAMES: Hey! Hey! Hey!
BRUCE: Hey, what are you guys doing over there?
JAMES: Slow down!
MICHAEL: Don't you dare move.
JACK: All right. Hey! We are playing Offense Defense with Funhaus and we already screwed up and started the game so...
JACK: 3-2-1 GOOOOO!
ALL: OOOOOOOO!
JAMES: Oh, shit!
SPOOLE: I'm blocking!
JAMES: Is this the boost? I missed the boost.
GAVIN: Who's-who's on my team?
SPOOLE: I'm on your team, Gavin!
GAVIN: SPOOOOOLE!
MICHAEL: Are you on a team with Spoole?
GAVIN: I am.
JAMES: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh...!
MICHAEL: So er...
JEREMY: All right, all right!
LAWRENCE: WHOO!
BRUCE: What are you guys doing?
GROUP: OH NO!
MICHAEL: HOLY SHIT!
GAVIN: Whoops.
SPOOLE: I'm in the lead!
MICHAEL: So, er, I'm on a team with Bruce
playing on Adam's account.
JAMES: Wait! Why are you going up the ramp?
JACK: Taking a short cut.
GAVIN: Oh guys, short cut. I love it.
JACK: Woo hoo!
SPOOLE: Ooooooh-
BRUCE: Short cut!
SPOOLE: SWISH IT!
GAVIN: Where are the blockers?
BRUCE: Peace out!
SPOOLE: We're--
JEREMY: We're fucking each other right now.
GAVIN: Oops.
JAMES: Shouldn't have taken a short cut.
SPOOLE: SHORT CUUUT!
LAWRENCE: Are you dead? What happened?
JAMES: No, I'm right there. I'm at the front.
JACK: Who's Red?
JAMES: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
[Jack and Gavin laugh]
JAMES: Oookay!
JACK: Jeremy, that was solid.
JEREMY: Yep!
LAWRENCE: What's the-what's the goal here?
MICHAEL: So the runners, like the shittier cars, have to go through all the checkpoints-
SPOOLE: I'm stuck in the trees.
MICHAEL: The blockers are just killing people.
MICHAEL: The idea is to protect your teammate but really what it becomes is kill the guy in first.
BRUCE: Michael, you in first?
MICHAEL: I am not.
JACK: Michael's super in first. You should go after him.
GAVIN: That means Jack's in first.
MICHAEL: Ow! Ow!
GAVIN: It's code.
JACK: You'll be suprised--
GAVIN: Guys, back off! AAAAAUUUUUUHHH!
SPOOLE: Get out of the way, asshole!
[Bruce and Jeremy laugh]
JAMES: Woah, no!
JACK: You'll be surprised how quick you go from first to last in this game.
JAMES: Goodbye!
JEREMY: Oh, there goes Red!
SPOOLE: I'm coming!
GAVIN: Excuse me.
GAVIN: Oh God.
JAMES: Oh God. They're right behind me.
GAVIN: There's too many blockers!
LAWRENCE: I'm trying-I'm catching up to you.
JAMES: Oooh God.
BRUCE: Michael, where are you?
MICHAEL: I'm, ah, I'm in the back.
[inaudible talking in the background]
BRUCE: You're in the BACK?!
MICHAEL: Yeah, but don't worry about-
 just kill the people in front.
LAWRENCE: James, I'm behind you.
JAMES: --GOING FASTER THAN--
[James yells repeatedly]
MICHAEL: Eventually, I'll catch up.
[Lawrence screams and yells]
GAVIN: OH MY GOODNESS!
GAVIN: You killed some woman.
JAMES: Oww!
[Laughter from others]
SPOOLE: Keep spinning around!
JAMES: NO! Don't flip me!
LAWRENCE: There you go!
BRUCE: Go, Michael, go!
JACK: Keep fighting!
SPOOLE: Wait. Where are the checkpoints? 
MICHAEL: Yeah, see,
GAVIN: Did everyone go the wrong way?
MICHAEL: what you want to do is, you want to go get Jack.
JACK: No, no, no. I'm good. No.
BRUCE: I'm here to protect you.
MICHAEL: Jack's all the way in the front.
JACK: No stay way back there. You guys are fine.
SPOOLE: I'm going off roooaaad!
JAMES: I'm going off the road.
LAWRENCE: Okay.
JAMES: I'm going up there. I'm gonna cut time here.
LAWRENCE: I don't see where the checkpoints are
so I just have to follow you.
JEREMY: What are you doing in there, Michael?
GAVIN: [hu-weg noises]
MICHAEL: I hit a tree.
James: [uahhh noises]
BRUCE: Hiding in the forest.
LAWRENCE: CAREFUL, JAMES! No!
BRUCE: I'm going to get Jack!
JACK: Aww, son of a bitch.
JAMES: We're good. We're good.
JAMES: I'm pretty sure the checkpoint might be down here somewhere.
JACK: Bruce got me. Uh oh.
JACK: Oh, go away.
BRUCE: Whoo!
JACK: Oh, thank you for the boost.
BRUCE: Damn it.
GAVIN: You did that last time.
BRUCE: Damn it, Jack.
JEREMY: Oh, I flipped.
JAMES: All right, now, up and over
BRUCE: WHY MY CAR SO SLOW?!
JAMES: UP AND OVER!
LAWRENCE: [high pitch laugh]
JEREMY: Michael has escaped.
LAWRENCE: So I have to protect you?
[Lawrence yells]
JAMES: You should be going after THEM!
SPOOLE: Hello, Michael!
JAMES: Go get them!
LAWRENCE: There's nobody [inaudible]ing you--
GAVIN: JESUS.
MICHAEL: Spoole.
LAWRENCE: You were- you were supposed to--
JAMES: I know but they're gonna be-
they're going after the checkpoints.
MICHAEL: You can stop that now.
LAWRENCE: I have to, wait, you have to...
SPOOLE: Michael, where you going?
JAMES: I know. I'm way behind. 
JACK: OH NO!
JAMES: You have to block them out
 so that way I can get to them.
GAVIN: Spoole, are you killing them?
SPOOLE: Gavin, I'm pushing Michael around.
JACK: Ah, stop it!
BRUCE: GET HERE JACK!
JACK: Stop it!
JEREMY: If you could leave him alone, please.
JACK: That'd be great.
BRUCE: Come on, Michael--
LAWRENCE: HA TOY! Oop.
BRUCE: Michael, hurry.
GAVIN: Damn it.
MICHAEL: I know, I'm catching up. I'm in second.
BRUCE: Hurry Michael!
JACK: Woo hoo!
[Lawrence grunts]
GAVIN: Ow.
JACK: God damn it.
MICHAEL: I'm playing with Spoole back here.
SPOOLE: I'm sorry.
SPOOLE: Are you trying to go somewhere?
Bruce: [high pitch] WOO!
JEREMY: Bruce, you scared the shit out of me.
GAVIN: I'm getting bullied so hard.
[moans from multiple people]
LAWRENCE: I'm pretty good at big cars.
MICHAEL: I'm just going to stay down here.
LAWRENCE: Oh. YOU CAN JUST RESPAWN!
GAVIN: Yep! Bye!
MICHAEL: You can respawn but 
it puts you back at the last checkpoint.
GAVIN: Yeah, it's...
MICHAEL: It can be far as fuck sometimes.
GAVIN: It was worth it.
JEREMY: Go Jack.
JAMES: I just need help getting out of this ditch.
LAWRENCE: Okay, so, Orange is in first.
BRUCE: Michael, hurry!
MICHAEL: Just crush him into submission.
BRUCE: I'm taking two people on right now!
JAMES: I can't get out of the ditch. This car's too low.
JACK: You're fine.
LAWRENCE: I need you to do better.
JAMES: I can't!
JAMES: I can't get out the ditch.
LAWRENCE: 'cause Jack's way ahead.
GAVIN: I'm like three checkpoints behind.
JEREMY: Jack, Bruce is coming for you.
JACK: I know.
BRUCE: Come on, Jack. Let's do this, Jack.
JAMES: [car noises]
JACK: Oh shit.
JEREMY: Yeah.
JAMES: I'm trying.
JACK: Er. Come on, Bruce, follow me.
JACK: Oh. Oh. DAH! DAMN IT.
JEREMY: Aw, Jack.
JACK: He clipped me into the pole.
MICHAEL: Green's catching up to the murder.
JACK: Awww, damn it.
SPOOLE: I'm coming!
JEREMY: Yeah, Jack, you might just want to...
BRUCE: Oh, he respawned?
JEREMY: Yeah.
BRUCE: All right.
JEREMY: Bruce--
JACK: Aww, shit.
JEREMY: Oh, crap.
JACK: It put me behind Green.
JEREMY: [laughs] Oh...
SPOOLE: HEY~!
JAMES: Crash him up.
[Lawrence yells]
JAMES: Crashed up there.
JACK: Ooooooh, go faster.
SPOOLE: [weeps] No!
BRUCE: Go, Michael, go!
JACK: Oh, there goes Purple! Or Pink!
MICHAEL: Ow!
BRUCE: Oh no.
BRUCE: [high-pitch laugh] AI AI AI!
MICHAEL: [tries to speak but laughs]
JACK: [laughs]
MICHAEL: Oh God.
JACK: Oh my Lord!
SPOOLE: Hey-
JACK: Why is Red on fire?
MICHAEL: All right.
JEREMY: Oh, Jeremy!
[Jeremy laughs]
JACK: AH, Jeremy! [yells] Same team!
[Jeremy continues to laugh]
JACK: Aww, no.
BRUCE: Yeah, that's right, Jack.
SPOOLE: Welcome to the pit.
BRUCE: Go over there!
SPOOLE: Welcome to the pit!
GAVIN: Who is the red blocker?
MICHAEL: [cries] Ow! Stop! Stop!
BRUCE: Respawn, Michael, respawn!
LAWRENCE: It's me.
JEREMY: It's Lawrence, I think.
[Gavin laughs]
LAWRENCE: Yeah, I'm Red.
JEREMY: Michael's-- ah!
BRUCE: Go, Michael, go!
JEREMY: There you are.
MICHAEL: Oh no. Nope. I can't get up the hill.
My car is too--
JEREMY: Oh-- [falls]
SPOOLE: I'm helping!
MICHAEL: Oh, that actually helped. Thank you.
MICHAEL: That didn't.
GAVIN: I caught up with everyone.
JEREMY & JACK: Yeah.
BRUCE: Ah, Lawrence!
GAVIN: What is happening over there?
JAMES: Jack's going up the hill!
BRUCE: Michael, respawn!
[Jack shushes]
JAMES: Jack's going up the hill!
SPOOLE: Get Jack!
JAMES: [screams] OH NO!
GAVIN: OH MY GOD!
JAMES: How did you all get out?
GAVIN: Every time I look at Spoole, he's in the air. 
Every single time.
SPOOLE: I'm flying over you. I can't hit you.
[Jack yells]
BRUCE: Spoole weighs about three pounds.
GAVIN: Uh oh.
JEREMY: Hey, Gav.
GAVIN: No.
GAVIN: Noope! That's a house!
[Geoff laughs in the background]
LAWRENCE: What the fuck is this?
GAVIN: I live here now!
LAWRENCE: What the fuck is this?
[Geoff dying of laughter in the background]
GAVIN: I'm parked!
JAMES: [yells] GO! GO! GO!
JACK: I was hiding. In the tree.
LAWRENCE: Sure. Upside down.
JAMES: No no no no.
JACK: Why are you going after me?
I'M IN LAST PLACE!
LAWRENCE: You are?
JACK: [laughs] Yes!
LAWRENCE: We're all tied--
[James screaming]
JEREMY: No, he flipped me!
JAMES: I knocked you over!
JACK: Oh God. Lawrence is making a baby with me.
LAWNRECE: [baby-making grunts]
JAMES: Lawrence! Lawrence!
JEREMY: James, you're in the worst way right now, man.
JACK: [baby-making moans]
JAMES: LAWRENCE!
LAWRENCE: What!
JAMES: WHERE ARE YOOOUU?
LAWRENCE: You said--!
[James screams]
BRUCE: BOOM!
[Michael laughs]
JAMES: But I'm first place now.
LAWRENCE: Okay, I'm coming back.
BRUCE: Michael, hurry up.
JAMES: Ah, I'm stuck in a tree!
SPOOLE: Ah, there's Michael!
SPOOLE: Hang on, Michael!
JEREMY: Wedged him.
[Geoff laughs loudly in the background]
[James weeps]
BRUCE: Michael!
SPOOLE: Michael, I'm back!
MICHAEL: Bruce. [laughs] Bruce, I'm behind you.
I'm right behind you.
BRUCE: Go, go, Michael!
MICHAEL: Chill out!
SPOOLE: He can't go!
[various yelling]
MICHAEL: Every time I try to sneak by you scream my name and they crush me.
JEREMY: Oh, damn, Bruce!
LAWRENCE: HIIIYOOOOO!
MICHAEL: Holy shit!
LAWRENCE: All right. I got you, James.
MICHAEL: All right.
BRUCE: Oh no, Michael!
[Jeremy laughs]
JAMES: Keep them off me.
[Geoff laughsin the background]
JEREMY: Wait, who's Red!
JAMES: Keep 'em off me.
JEREMY: James, James.
SPOOLE: Steady.
LAWRENCE: There you go.
JEREMY: James might hit the guardrail.
JAMES: There we go!
GAVIN: Oh, there's Pink. Hey, Pink!
MICHAEL: Oh, Red's way out in the lead there.
SPOOLE: Come on, Gavin.
JEREMY: Fuck, Red's really taking the lead!
MICHAEL: I am er...
JACK: God damn.
JAMES: We got it.
MICHAEL: I'm fucking...
JACK: Who's Red!
MICHAEL: STUCK!
GAVIN: Hey, Spoole!
SPOOLE: I'll go behind you.
JEREMY: James, who managed to climb a mountain.
JAMES: Yes!
MICHAEL: I can't get out of a fucking ditch.
[laughter]
BRUCE: Damn it, Michael.
JEREMY: Bruce, let's get him.
BRUCE: Let's kill him. Let's kill him.
JAMES: All right, so, we're just going to keep going
on this highway, Lawrence.
JACK: Get him, Jeremy. Get him.
LAWRENCE: Okay.
JEREMY: Bruce and I are right there.
BRUCE: Oh, I won't, I won't hit you--
JAMES: OH THEY'RE COMING UP FAST!
BRUCE: I won't hit you.
JAMES: THEY'RE COMING UP REAL FAST.
BRUCE: I won't hit you.
LAWRENCE: I blocked one.
JACK: [whispers] Do it.
LAWRENCE: Oh, it's gonna get bad.
BRUCE: Boom!
[James screams]
JAMES: No, no, no. Not off the edge!
JAMES: NOOO!
JEREMY: OOOOH! [laughs]
BRUCE: Nice job, Jeremy.
JEREMY: Oh, wait, this- 
the guardrail ends right here though.
GAVIN: Oh damn it.
[James grunts]
SPOOLE: I blocked them.
JAMES: Ah! No!
BRUCE: Michael?
MICHAEL: Yeah?
BRUCE: Where are you?
[James screams]
MICHAEL: Umm...
[Spoole says something inaudible]
GAVIN: Thanks, Spoole.
MICHAEL: Don't, don't worry.
LAWRENCE: GO! GO!
JAMES: I can't!
JEREMY: Lawrence has me.
LAWRENCE: GO!
JAMES: My car's BROKEN!
LAWRENCE: Oh shit.
JEREMY: Oh, I broke [laughs] him.
BRUCE: [laughs] "My car's broken."
MICHAEL: Trying to take a short cut that
didn't end up being too short.
[Jack yells]
JACK: Oh, oh, my car.
JEREMY: How you doing, Jack?
JACK: I was good.
MICHAEL: So, I pretty much fucked us here. [laughs]
GAVIN: Oh, no, no, no!
JACK: Pink has, Pink has wrecked me.
MICHAEL: God damn it.
SPOOLE: Bad Lawrence, stay away from my Gavin.
[Gavin laughs]
JEREMY: "Stay away from my Gavin."
JACK: Protect me.
GAVIN: Spoole's the best dad.
JAMES: This is like a slingshot, Lawrence.
JAMES: We got to slingshot like the Apollo 13 slingshot around the moon.
JACK: Oh, Jeremy.
JAMES: We got to slingshot like the Apollo 13 slingshot around the moon.
JEREMY: I can't. I can't catch up to you fast enough.
LAWRENCE: Yeah.
JAMES: So I can't be in first place...
JEREMY: Oh, Jack! Bad things are about to happen!
LAWRENCE: I'm trying to catch up to the pack here and fuck them up.
JACK: Oh, shit.
JEREMY: Oh, crap.
JAMES: Oh, there's only two. 
The end of the race is very close.
LAWRENCE: Oh boy.
SPOOLE: We gotta take them out!
GAVIN: I just watched--
JACK: There goes Green! Green just took the lead!
BRUCE: Oh fuck.
GAVIN: I took the LEAD? I'm in the LEAD?
LAWRENCE: Wait. There's a turn there?
SPOOLE: None of the blockers--
[Lawrence makes 'ah ba ba' noises]
GAVIN: All the blockers went the wrong way.
JACK: I threw a head fake-
JEREMY: Oh crap!
LAWRENCE: Yeah, you gotta tell us.
We don't know where you're going.
JEREMY: Yeah, we can't see the checkpoints.
JACK: Ah, shit, shit, shit.
GAVIN: What's a 'head fake'?
JACK: Where you throw your head one way 
and then go the other way.
JAMES: Bad timing! Real bad timing!
JAMES: Real bad timing.
JAMES: Oh, no, no, no.
BRUCE: Get James!
JAMES: This is real bad timing! NO!
JEREMY: Bruce! He didn't deserve it. 
He's in last! Damn it!
BRUCE: Oh, sorry. Whoops.
JEREMY: We're all upside down.
GAVIN: Come ooon!
SPOOLE: Go, Gavin!
LAWRENCE: [sings] DA DA DA DA!
GAVIN: Aw, lads. Look at this!
[various annoyed noises]
[Gavin whoops]
JEREMY: Gavin Free!
SPOOLE: Gavin? WE WIN!
BRUCE: Gavin and Spoole just won?
LAWRENCE: Gavin wins?
GAVIN: TEEEEEEAM SPAVIN!
BRUCE: What! Why does Gavin always win!
JAMES: Lawrence and I didn't truly understand the concept of the game.
BRUCE: Hax.
[Spoole laughs]
JACK: All right. Let's try another one.
SPOOLE: Me and Gavin stayed in the middle of the pack until the end.
GAVIN: Team Goole!
JACK: That's actually a really good 
strategy in this game type.
GAVIN: Wait, are we Goole or Spavin? I can't remember.
JAMES: I don't know. Is that Abraham Lincoln?
BRUCE: I expect to get first with Michael on my team.
JAMES: Now we know what the problem is...
LAWRENCE: Now we know what's up.
JAMES: We got it.
SPOOLE: But, last time Michael was on your team,
you got last.
BRUCE: I'm aware, Spoole.
JACK: Go, Green Team!
SPOOLE: Oh, the blockers are different this time.
JACK: Yeah, they change.
GAVIN: Aww, it's pink town.
SPOOLE: Yeah, we're pink.
JEREMY: Oh, they're right there too.
JAMES: [car noises]
JACK: We're much faster this time.
SPOOLE: Rally boys!
GAVIN: Who went the wrong way?
LAWRENCE: That was me.
JAMES: Lawrence, watch out. Lawrence, watch out.
[screaming and yelling]
GAVIN: Oh, it is chaos back there! Goodness!
SPOOLE: Go, Gavin, go!
MICHAEL: Ow.
GAVIN: I looked back at the correct moment.
JEREMY: Oh fuck.
BRUCE: Oh, the blockers are real fast.
JEREMY: Jack, remember that thing I said I wasn't going to do?
JACK: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, look at you in first. 
Good job, sir.
JEREMY: Yep.
BRUCE: Ow!
BRUCE: OW!
LAWRENCE: That was the perfect spin.
JAMES: I was trying to get him out of the way.
Clear the path.
GAVIN: Aww, damn it. There was a log there.
JACK: Jeez. What happened there?
MICHAEL: You took yourself out.
SPOOLE: Go, Gavin.
GAVIN: OOOPS!
JACK: I'm going after red.
SPOOLE: I did not help!
GAVIN: Spoole, was that you?
JEREMY: Aw, I'm spinning all over the place.
SPOOLE: I was trying to boost you.
JACK: All right, he went the wrong way.
JAMES: Lawrence, where are you?
LAWRENCE: Aup!
JAMES: Oh, no, Lawrence, no!
JEREMY: Oh, that's Michael.
JACK: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
JEREMY: Jack, I have a history with Michael. 
You got to stop him.
JACK: Okay. Oh, shit.
JACK: Ah, he's at you.
JEREMY: Yeah, he is.
MICHAEL: Hi, Jeremy.
JEREMY: [screams] Oh, no!
[Geoff laughs in the background]
JACK: God damn it.
GAVIN: Oh my God.
BRUCE: Nice moves. Nice moves.
GAVIN: Oh God.
[James and Gavin scream]
JAMES: NO! I'm off the edge!
GAVIN: The beach!
JEREMY: The beach!
LAWRENCE: Hello, Jack.
SPOOLE: I didn't block you.
JEREMY: Oh, fuck me.
JAMES: Oh, there goes your hood.
JEREMY: Oh, fuck me.
JEREMY: Damn it.
MICHAEL: Back on the beach.
[Bruce screams]
JAMES: Ooooo.
[Jack laughs]
BRUCE: Damn it, Jack.
JACK: I'm fighting two people.
JEREMY: Oh, it's broken.
MICHAEL: Nice. I've fucked up Jeremy. 
JAMES: Are you on the beach, Lawrence?
LAWRENCE: I might be on the beach.
JAMES: Oh, no.
JACK: Da, fuck!
GAVIN: Oh, who's coming back the other way?
Who was that?
JAMES: Oh!
MICHAEL: That was me.
SPOOLE: Guys, I think there's a ramp ahead.
MICHAEL:  I killed first place and I came back for more.
JAMES: What the hell happened there?
GAVIN: MOVE! MOVE!
SPOOLE: GAVIN!
GAVIN: MOVE!
[Spoole laughs]
GAVIN: Aww! Damn it.
SPOOLE: I was trying to block everyone else.
[Gavin screams]
[Michael and Geoff roar with laughter]
[Michael and Geoff roar with laughter]
MICHAEL: Later, Gavin!
GAVIN: That actually, er...
[Geoff laughs loudly in the background]
SPOOLE:  That was my fault! 
That was my fault. I'm sorry.
JACK: Did you miss the jump?
GAVIN: I got blocke by Spoole and 
then annilihated in the arse.
SPOOLE: I was trying to block the ramp.
JACK: Wow. Who's Red?
MICHAEL: Ah, me and Jeremy, or er, Bruce.
MICHAEL: I don't know why I said Jeremy.
LAWRENCE: No!
MICHAEL: Mmm... You should go back this way. In the water.
You want to go in the water?
GAVIN: Yeah? You want to be all smug,
like a smug [inaudible]
[James and Lawrence scream]
GAVIN: Oh, I'm out. Sweet.
[Geoff laughs in the background]
JACK: Oh, what the fuck?
SPOOLE: You leave my Gavin alone!
MICHAEL: Oh no, go in the water. Stay in the water.
GAVIN: You stinky bastard!
MICHAEL: You want to go in the deep end? 
You want to go in the deep end?
GAVIN: Spoole, take him!
SPOOLE: I'm trying.
GAVIN: No, Spoole! Get him!
MICHAEL: He missed.
[Gavin gargles a yell]
JAMES: He's on ya.
GAVIN: Rocks.
MICHAEL: No, you want to go THAT way.
MICHAEL: Oh, you're way in the back now.
I'm done with you.
[laughter]
JACK: "I'm done playing with this toy."
GAVIN: You're like a cat who plays with a spider
but he didn't kill it.
SPOOLE: He's gone. He's gone now.
MICHAEL: I just ripped half your legs off.
GAVIN: Yeah, I'm just crippled and...
[Bruce whelps]
GAVIN: ... gasping for life.
LAWRENCE: James.
JAMES: Turn around.
JAMES: There you go.
LAWRENCE: Where are you, James?
JAMES: I'm taking out Bruce.
LAWRENCE: That's not important right now!
JAMES: I know. I see, I see. You're good.
BRUCE: Michael, I need your help. Where'd you go?
MICHAEL: Yeah, I'm coming.
MICHAEL: Sorry, I got caught up with Gavin.
JAMES: He's on you. He's on you real bad.
He wants it.
MICHAEL: Too far. Too far.
JEREMY: Oh, there was someone in the sky
when I turned around.
JACK: You want to go this way, right?
LAWRENCE: Sure.
JAMES: Nope.
JEREMY: The blockers can decide.
LAWRENCE: Block him!
JAMES: I'm trying!
LAWRENCE: Do any amount of blocking!
JACK: You want to go that way, right?
LAWRENCE: Any amount! You just have to keep him from moving into me. That's all you gotta do.
LAWRENCE: There we go.
MICHAEL: You're looking good, Bruce.
You're looking good.
JAMES: STOP IT!
BRUCE: I'm looking good but I think Green-
SPOOLE: Hey, Gavin.
MICHAEL: Yeah, Green's ahead
JEREMY: No.
MICHAEL: but I'm catching up.
JEREMY: Green's not ahead.
GAVIN: Oh, a guy in an apron!
GAVIN: Oh, he became two guys!
JEREMY: What?
GAVIN: I hit one guy and he, he-
JEREMY: Oh no.
JEREMY: I see the Michael skull.
GAVIN: What's with all these apron guys?
JEREMY: It's the worst one.
[Michael sings the Jaws theme]
JACK: [laughs] "The Michael skull"
JEREMY: Oh, shit. He's coming.
LAWRENCE: Fuck you.
MICHAEL: Jeremy has a huge lead.
LAWRENCE: James!
BRUCE: Jeremy has a massive lead.
JEREMY: I have a feeling that that's going to go away.
BRUCE: Michael, go get him.
LAWRENCE: What are you doing, James?
What are you doing right now?
JEREMY: Oh no.
[James yells]
JEREMY: Oh no. He just skidded around the corner.
MICHAEL: That was a great turn.
JEREMY: Oh shit.
SPOOLE: Go, Gavin, gooo!
JACK: Jeremy, you're doing good, sir.
JEREMY: [depressed] Yeah, I'm doing great.
JEREMY: All right, it's been fun.
[Jeremy weeps]
JEREMY: It's started! It's began.
[Michael laughs]
[Bruce yelps]
GAVIN: Oops.
JEREMY: Come on, get some traction, you aww--
MICHAEL: All right, Jeremy's held up for a bit.
[Gavin cries]
BRUCE: Thank you.
SPOOLE: Gavin!
BRUCE: Jack's just fucking with me.
JEREMY: I can't get any traction.
BRUCE: Damn it, Jack.
JAMES: I got him, I got him. Go, go, go.
LAWRENCE: Nice moves.
JEREMY: [weeps] There's nothing I can do.
BRUCE: Jack!
JACK: Yes? What can I do for you?
BRUCE: You're just fucking with me!
[Jack laughs]
BRUCE: JACK!
JAMES: Oh boy!
JAMES: Make the turn! Make the turn!
[Jeremy laughs]
LAWRENCE: I appreciate it.
MICHAEL: It's just my favourite game in the world.
JAMES: Go, go, go, go!
MICHAEL: It's just so good.
JEREMY: Jack, it's game over for me right now.
JACK: Well, I'm holding two other players back from you.
JEREMY: Well, well. Okay.
[Geoff laughs in the background]
JAMES: He's on you. Jack's on you.
GAVIN: Ah, that was nice, Spoole.
[Geoff laughs in the background]
JAMES: Hard break! Hard break!
JAMES: Damn it!
[Jack laughs]
JACK: Where you at?
MICHAEL: You're right back in that pole.
[Geoff laughs]
JACK: All right, Jeremy, I'm coming for you.
JEREMY: Thank you.
JACK: All right, Jeremy, I'm going to give you a boost.
JACK: You ready for this?
[Gavin moans]
JACK: Go, go, go, go!
MICHAEL: No, you're not.
JEREMY: Jack, you just got spun out!
JACK: I know. I took the hit for you.
MICHAEL: No, you didn't. [laughs] I drove into you.
JAMES: You're good.
JEREMY: Get him, Jack.
GAVIN: What was that!
JEREMY: Oh, Jack, please get him.
JACK: I'm-I'm working on it.
JACK: Aim for the trees. Aim for the trees.
JEREMY: Oh, no, oh no.
JEREMY: Come on, ahhh.
JACK: Aim for the trees.
JEREMY: What do you mean 'aim for the trees'?
JACK: There, I got him. I got him. Go, go, go, go.
JAMES: Gonna whip it. Whip it good.
LAWRENCE: Why'd you go that way!
LAWRENCE: I thought you were going to
pin him to the right.
JAMES: I'm just clearing.
JEREMY: Oh, I think Orange is coming up.
JACK: Orange is- Orange is a good way back.
LAWRENCE: James if you slow down I can draft you, 
I'll go faster.
MICHAEL: This is close.
BRUCE: Sorry, Michael.
MICHAEL: That's all right.
BRUCE: Sorry.
JEREMY: This got real close because of Michael.
SPOOLE: Go, Gavin, go. Jump!
GAVIN: Wooaaah!
MICHAEL: He's only one checkpoint away!
MICHAEL: I think they're gonna take it again.
MICHAEL: Oh, no, Gavin got the last game.
JAMES: That's the last one?
LAWRENCE: Yeah, they're only one away.
SPOOLE: Gavin, we're in a bad hole. We're in a bad hole.
MICHAEL: Get 'em, Orange!
JEREMY: Excuse me! Excuse me!
GAVIN: Damn it.
JEREMY: Come on!
JAMES: Oh, there's a dead person!
JEREMY: Come on, Jack!
JACK: Do it!
[shouting and celebration]
[whoops]
MICHAEL: Jack came and saved your ass there, Jeremy.
JACK: Man, that was awesome.
JEREMY: Him bullying me is like
the most heartbreaking thing.
[Jack laughs]
JEREMY: Nothing I can do.
SPOOLE: Sorry, Gavin, we would have had it were it not for the-- [shouting]
MICHAEL: We got last again, Bruce.
BRUCE: FUCK.
BRUCE: Hey, Michael.
MICHAEL: Yo.
BRUCE: We need a strategy this time because 
we got last place two times in a row.
MICHAEL: No, no, no. We got third last time.
BRUCE: Oh, we did?
MICHAEL: Yeah, Gavin and Spoole got last.
GAVIN: I was in a ditch.
BRUCE: Good. That's good.
MICHAEL: Yeah, no, I feel--
JEREMY: YEAH!
MICHAEL: We'll get second, at least, here--
BRUCE: We're moving up?
MICHAEL: Yeah.
BRUCE: All right.
JEREMY: Here come the Zentomos.
MICHAEL: I would say, a good tip: when all the blockers are fucking around and I'm passing them...
MICHAEL: ... don't scream "go, Michael, go".
[Others laugh]
MICHAEL: 'cause then I'm fucking dead, okay?
JEREMY: It's true.
JEREMY: All right. Everyone: left.
MICHAEL: Sneaking into first is the strategy.
JEREMY: All right, all right, Gavin.
GAVIN: This car is too fast for me.
JACK: Is it too furious though?
GAVIN: Why? WHY?
GAVIN: Why the bullying?
JEREMY: Aw, come on!
[Geoff laughs loudly]
JEREMY: All the blockers fucked each other.
LAWRENCE: Most. Not all.
JEREMY: Mostly Lawrence.
LAWRENCE: We're coming. We're coming.
SPOOLE: I'm drafting.
JAMES: Oh, my God. That was fast.
[yelling]
LAWRENCE: I got you. I got you.
JEREMY: Tree! Fuck. Gosh.
JACK: Ow. Why, man? I'm in last place!
LAWRENCE: I don't know. I don't care.
JEREMY: Come here, Orange.
Gavin, let's get him.
MICHAEL: Jack, I've noticed already Funhaus doesn't have the same savagery that we do...
MICHAEL: ... which is just 'kill first'. 
They'll kill you even if you're in last.
JACK: Like 'oh, look a target!'
[Lawrence yells]
SPOOLE: They're flying around me.
SPOOLE: There's a car. There's a car.
I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here.
[Gavin grunts]
GAVIN: Aw, Jesus!
SPOOLE: Thank you! Thanks for clearing that!
JAMES: Oh, hello, Pink.
JACK: Hello!
SPOOLE: Point the wheels where you want to go and you'll go that way maybe.
JEREMY: You had to go this way, didn't you?
MICHAEL: Thanks, yeah.
JEREMY: Damn it.
JAMES: Good save, there Jack.
JAMES: Thanks for blocking, Jack.
[Gavin groans]
SPOOLE: Guys, I'm a muscle car.
BRUCE: There we go. That's what I wanted to do.
MICHAEL: That was good.
SPOOLE: Spin with it.
JEREMY: No, no, no, no, no, no.
GAVIN: I almost went into a garage.
GAVIN: Oh, you want to park here?
[Michael grunts]
JAMES: Is there a short cut?
JEREMY: Let's let everyone else catch up.
JACK: Green's in the lead. Green's in the lead.
JAMES: Green is, er, last place.
JEREMY: Ow, Gavin!
[Geoff laughs loudly]
BRUCE: Lawrence, no pressure.
JAMES: Keep them hung up down there, Lawrence.
SPOOLE: Slow and steady.
[Jeremy yells]
JACK: Jeremy!
[Geoff laughs loudly]
LAWRENCE: Green's going to break away and I'm go--
JAMES: I'm Green.
LAWNRECE: Oh.
JACK: My partner went tumbling in front of me.
GAVIN: That was fun.
SPOOLE: [mimicking] 'Green's breaking away. Better stop him! Oh that's me.'
BRUCE: Michael, did you make it out?
MICHAEL: Err, sort of.
[Geoff laughing]
BRUCE:  What does 'sort of' mean?
[Gavin laughs]
MICHAEL: It means I made it out of that but not about a block later.
GAVIN: That was great.
GAVIN: I was a real bastard just then.
MICHAEL: But I just fixed my car so I'm driving again.
JAMES: There you go! Now we're talking!
GAVIN: Wait, are you coming back the other way?
JEREMY: Yeah, we gotta get Green.
SPOOLE: I like the street cars that just try and
 like join in on the race.
LAWRENCE: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Gavin groans.]
JACK: Ow.
MICHAEL: Green is way out there.
BRUCE: Get out of here!
JEREMY: Yeah, and the blocker.
BRUCE: Suck it.
JEREMY: Lawrence the blocker.
LAWRENCE: HOW DID YOU BOUNCE OFF ME LIKE THAT? WHAT THE HELL'S THAT!
JACK: Who's Orange?
SPOOLE: Where's this road?
LAWRENCE: Sorry, James, you got one coming.
MICHAEL: Orange is Bruce.
JACK: BRUCE! God damn it!
JEREMY: Oh no! The turn! The turn!
JAMES: What a turn!
JACK: I'm in second. Green is winning!
LAWRENCE: Shut up! Don't say that!
MICHAEL: FUCK.
GAVIN: I got lost. I don't know where the track is.
JAMES: Hit me ahead. Hit me ahead.
[Spoole cries]
JAMES: I was going this way anyway.
JEREMY: Damn it! I always hit them in the--
BRUCE: Who the fuck is Red? What is going on?
[sounds of struggle]
JEREMY: All right. James is on two wheels.
[Jeremy screams]
JAMES: Ha! I flipped you!
JEREMY: How did that happen?
JAMES: Push him! Push him!
JAMES: [yells] How did he get around so fast?
LAWRENCE: I don't know. He-
[James screams]
LAWRENCE: Fuck off.
LAWRENCE: Go.
JAMES: I can't go. You're blocking it.
GAVIN: Who's this pink? Are you in first?
LAWRENCE: Fucking shit.
JEREMY: No, Green's still in first.
JACK: Red! Who the fuck?
[Jeremy and Michael laugh]
[Geoff laughs]
GAVIN: Jack, let's drive to ahhhh----
JEREMY: Where's he going?
JEREMY: James, that can't be the right way.
GAVIN: I think Jack's first.
SPOOLE: Suck it, Michael.
JACK: No, I'm not.
MICHAEL: Fuck you, Spoole.
JACK: Green's in first.
JAMES: Fuck you, Jeremy!
SPOOLE: We don't need blockers!
JEREMY: Wait, was that the right way!
JAMES: I just went around.
JEREMY: Oh, God damn it!
GAVIN: Oh, Green is in first.
JACK: I'm gonna hit Green. I'm gonna block Green.
LAWRENCE: I got wedged. I got wedged.
JACK: God damn it.
JACK: Get him, Red!
JAMES: No, no, no, no, no.
GAVIN: waahhppp.
[James laughs]
JEREMY: Gavin, what you doing?
GAVIN: I'm stuck on the train.
SPOOLE: Oh, no, the fence.
JACK: What happened?
MICHAEL: Nice turn, Spoole.
[Michael laughs]
MICHAEL: You fucking parked.
SPOOLE: I was like 'I'm going to go through here.
No I'm not.'
GAVIN: Spoole. Why aren't you winning, Spoole?
JAMES: I just need a bit more time.
I just need a little bit more time!
JEREMY: NO NO NO!
JEREMY: That guy saved you.
BRUCE: Jack, what are you doing?
JEREMY: NO LAWRENCE!
JACK: I'm in last place.
JAMES: Gavin's right behind me.
JAMES: GAVIN'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!
[Lawrence and James yelling]
JAMES: Ow.
[Jack laughs]
GAVIN: He's unstoppable!
LAWRENCE: I'm right behind you.
JEREMY: Gavin, you got to stop him.
JAMES: LAWRENCE!
JAMES: YES!
[Gavin yells]
JAMES: I'M GOING!
JEREMY: Oh, wait, that's Gavin! NO!
JAMES: WE GOT IT!
[Lawrence cheers]
JAMES: beep beep beep beep beep
GAVIN: Is that the end?
JAMES: YEAAAH!
JEREMY: See you can't- Gavin, you cannot stop people in those.
BRUCE: We lost again.
JEREMY: Lawrence came by at like mach 7.
MICHAEL: We got at least a second in that one, Bruce.
BRUCE: We got second?
MICHAEL: We were second on the list.
BRUCE: All that fucking up Jack paid off.
MICHAEL: I mean in paid off 
the second you were doing it.
MICHAEL: It's a instant reward, 
I could hear  it coming out of Jack.
JEREMY: You have no choice.
You go where the tank wants you to go.
JAMES: They're already starting me behind. 
I'm already getting blocked here.
JEREMY: Aw, this is the one where the blockers are like six feet from us.
MICHAEL: This could be it, Bruce. Let's close it out.
BRUCE: All right. Here we go. First place it is.
GAVIN: Aw, look. I can smell them.
JEREMY: They can already see us.
JACK: Yeah. Hello~!
LAWRENCE: I knew you would do that!
LAWRENCE: I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT!
LAWRENCE: Ah, you just put youself in fourth. 
So, whatever.
JEREMY: STOP!
JACK: Jesus. They're all right here.
JEREMY: Spoole! You fucked me!
SPOOLE: Aw, no!
JACK: It's a Smörgåsbord!
JACK: Get Pink!
SPOOLE: No, no, no.
LAWRENCE: Don't get Pink. Shut up.
JAMES: Lawrence, I can't even catch up to you.
JEREMY: It's runner v runner. Blocker v blocker.
[Gavin laughs]
BRUCE: Aw, no.
GAVIN: Goodbye, Green.
SPOOLE: NooooooOOOOOO!
LAWRENCE: Oh, boy.
JACK: I didn't even touch him!
[Jeremy screams]
MICHAEL: You killed yourself!
SPOOLE: How do I restart!
JEREMY: Oh, that's a rock.
JACK: Jeremy!
LAWRENCE: Come on. Come on, baby!
JEREMY: Don't-don't say my name.
Aw, that's it.
MICHAEL: [sing song] Lil J
SPOOLE: I'm under the bridge and I can't go anywhere!
JAMES: I executed Spoole.
JEREMY: [to himself] Restart.
SPOOLE: How do I restart?
MICHAEL: Hold Y.
LAWRENCE: And we're good.
MICHAEL: I don't know. Purple, or Pink, looks like
they're trying to make a short cut up there.
MICHAEL: Oh, yeah.
GAVIN: That paid off.
SPOOLE: Ah, we're gonna lose.
MICHAEL: Pink, you're going to have to go and
get executed now.
JACK: Yeah, you're going to have to be murdered.
MICHAEL: You've got two blockers right behind you.
JEREMY: Being first is not fun.
MICHAEL: And your blocker is like way in the back.
JAMES: Get to the checkpoint and stop.
JACK: Michael, you Orange?
MICHAEL: No, I'm Green.
MICHAEL: Oh, were you trying to help first place?
JACK: Oh, you lucky bastard!
LAWRENCE: Yeah, peace out, motherfuckers!
JAMES: He doesn't need me! He doesn't need me!
JEREMY: Lawrence is real good.
LAWRENCE: Okay, shit. Hold on.
LAWRENCE: HAI YAH!
LAWRENCE: Oh, that's bad.
JACK: There's water down there.
LAWRENCE: There's water down here.
JAMES: Oh, no, no, no, no.
JAMES: Ah, tree!
MICHAEL: Aw, that tree saved your ass.
I was trying to put you into that lake.
LAWRENCE: That's a very well drowned car. I'm fucked.
GAVIN: Aw, damn it.
[Jeremy yells]
JEREMY: Nope!
[Michael laughs]
JEREMY: I was thinking to myself: 
'the key is just to stay behind Michael'
JEREMY: then he just threw it in reverse.
JACK: You're not going very well.
LAWRENCE: Oh no. Oh no.
JACK: Go. I'm going to push you.
JEREMY: Ow, Jack. Jack.
[Lawrence screams]
JACK: I'm keeping you straight.
[yelling]
JEREMY: It hurts, Jack.
MICHAEL: Jack! You're killing him!
JACK: GO!
JAMES: Leave him alone! He's my friend!
JACK: Green just took a mile lead.
GAVIN: Oh dear.
SPOOLE: Taking the side route.
JAMES: Oh. There's Spoole.
SPOOLE: No.
SPOOLE: I'm just a casual bystander.
MICHAEL: They're coming for you, Bruce.
JACK: Green is facing the wrong way.
SPOOLE: Turtle it.
GAVIN: Get up!
MICHAEL: Yes!
SPOOLE: Hey, that might have helped.
[Jeremy screams]
MICHAEL: No. I pinned him for a second but
here comes Pink.
JEREMY: Oh, Gavin.
MICHAEL: You're about to die.
BRUCE: No, I'm not.
MICHAEL: I spun Jack out again.
JEREMY: I'm such an afterthough to Gavin.
JAMES: Where you going, Bruce?
BRUCE: To the checkpoint! YES!
JAMES: Into the lake!
GAVIN: Bloody heck.
JEREMY: Oh no.
JACK: He vanished.
GAVIN: Oh, I took the bonet.
JEREMY: Let's just get to a checkpoint and I'll feel better.
JEREMY: Well, this is a clusterfuck.
BRUCE: Michael!
[Spoole screams]                                  [Jeremy screams]
MICHAEL: That was unfortunate timing there.
SPOOLE: No, I just want to- this is my house.
JEREMY: Gavin, I didn't even reach you and 
you were sitting there ready to block.
SPOOLE: Ah. Garbage can.
GAVIN: It looks like Lawrence got ahead.
LAWRENCE: Maybe.
[Jeremy screams]
GAVIN: You're like the short cut prick.
JACK: Jeremy! Stop being backwards.
JEREMY: Every blocker just hit me.
JAMES: You're doing great, Lawrence.
You're doing great.
JAMES: They're all behind you, but you're doing great.
JAMES: Don't panic.
[Lawrence panics]
GAVIN: Uh oh. Log!
MICHAEL: Oh, what a beautiful turn.
LAWRENCE: Oh no. This is bad.
MICHAEL: [growls] Come here, Lawrence.
GAVIN: Are you the Green blocker, Michael?
[Michael growls]
BRUCE: Get him, Michael.
MICHAEL: Oh, I'm getting him.
JACK: [laughs] All four blockers are behind him.
SPOOLE: Oh, there's a car there.
BRUCE: Spoole!
MICHAEL: I don't know what you were thinking there.
LAWRENCE: That didn't work.
SPOOLE: I was using the pole technique.
JAMES: They crashed into each other!
JEREMY: Spoole went 70mph into a pole.
GAVIN: Oh God. I've gone under a bridge.
GAVIN: I've wedged it.
JAMES: Oh no, bad place to go.
JEREMY: Man, it's a really close game for second place.
SPOOLE: I can see Lawrence's screen and, 
yes, he is pinned.
[Lawrence grunts]
MICHAEL: Yeah, he's not looking great.
GAVIN: Red takes it!
SPOOLE: Shoot the gap! Shoot the gap!
SPOOLE: Aw, I missed it.
JACK: Where're you going, Pink?
LAWRENCE: Fuck. I can't get out of this thing.
SPOOLE: I feel like a turtle.
GAVIN: Spoole, where are you? I've never--
SPOOLE: I'm in the middle of--
JEREMY: Bruce is right there.
BRUCE: Gentlemen's game.
[Michael grunts]
JEREMY: [laughs] Gentlemen's game.
LAWRENCE: GET OUT.
SPOOLE: I'm on fire!
BRUCE: Why's my car so fucking slow?
JACK: [whispers] Jeremy, you go this.
MICHAEL: Aw, Bruce, it's not looking good for you.
JEREMY: This is down to the wire.
JACK: [whispers] You got it, Jeremy.
JEREMY: I don't know the end of this one 
is a real crapshoot.
MICHAEL: Orange, kill Red!
BRUCE: Why's my car so slow!
JACK: Get that Green.
SPOOLE: Kill them, Gavin.
JACK: Get that Green, Orange, whoever you are.
BRUCE: Don't do it, Orange!
JEREMY: NO!
JEREMY: I hit a light pole!
MICHAEL: Go, Bruce, go!
MICHAEL: Go, Bruce, go!
JEREMY: Oh, no, now I'm in a ditch!
JAMES: This is thrilling.
MICHAEL: GO BRUCE!
JAMES: Just watching it on the map is exciting.
JEREMY: Bruce is gonna make it.
JEREMY: Unless Gavin can stop him.
GAVIN: Nooo.
[Jack laughing]
BRUCE: WHAT THE FUCK GAVIN?!
MICHAEL: GAVIN!
[desk being slammed]
[Jack laughing]
BRUCE: WHAT THE FUCK! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
GAVIN: WHERE WAS SPOOLE!
MICHAEL: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! DAMN IT!
JAMES: [laughs] 'Where was Spoole?'
BRUCE: Why the fuck would you stop me?
GAVIN: I want to stop everyone who's not Spoole.
JACK: That's awesome.
[Geoff laughing loudly]
MICHAEL: Damn it. That was ours. We had it.
BRUCE: I'm sorry, Michael.
JEREMY: It was yours. Gavin said no.
MICHAEL: Just take it out on Gavin, Bruce.
JACK: One last one.
JEREMY: But in all honesty, Jack, I should have lost that.
MICHAEL: Yeah, you should have, bitch.
JEREMY: I saw the finish line and I was like:
'I'm gonna jump for it' and straight into a light pole.
BRUCE: This time, if Gavin gets in the way:
murder Gavin.
GAVIN: Well, I'm a runner now...
BRUCE: Murder Gavin, everyone.
SPOOLE: Team Green!
JEREMY: Come on, Jack, you got this.
JACK: I don't.
JEREMY: You're the be- you're the funner runner.
[people laugh and quietly mock Jeremy]
JACK: Excuse me, Green.
GAVIN: COULD YOU NOT.
[Michael laughs]
JACK: Damn it, Green.
JEREMY: No, don't do it. Spoole.
JEREMY: SPOOLE!
[Spoole laughs]
SPOOLE: You gotta block the blockers.
JAMES: Go ahead. Allowing pass. Pass on the left.
JEREMY: Spoole decimated me.
JAMES: Faster cars go on the left.
JACK: Spoole decimated you?
JEREMY: Yeah.
JAMES: I haven't hit the first checkpoint yet, Lawrence.
JAMES: They're fighting way up ahead so they're going to handle themselves.
GAVIN: Aw, shit.
MICHAEL: I missed it, too.
JEREMY: OH, no, no, no, no. THE MAP! THE MAP!
MICHAEL: All right, so you hit just me.
BRUCE: I didn't mean to do THAT.
[Michael laughs]
JEREMY: Spoole, fuck off.
MICHAEL: You creamed me.
BRUCE: I know and I realised it was Michael--
LAWRENCE: Ah, God damn it. Ass.
JAMES: See, I'm following Jack because 
Jack knows the course.
JACK: It's on the map!
JAMES: Yeah except it takes like three seconds
 from the time you hit the checkpoint for 
the new checkpoint to pop in.
JACK: Three seconds.
GAVIN: Three whole seconds?
JAMES: Three hundred seconds.
GAVIN: Who's Orange?
JACK: Jeremy.
MICHAEL: That was fucking incredible.
LAWRENCE: Why did you do that!
JEREMY: Gavin, that did nothing but 
spin me out of the way.
JEREMY: AH, COME ON!
MICHAEL: I can't believe that didn't spin me out.
SPOOLE: I know, you just kind of bounced.
JAMES: It's bad news when the slight incline of this hill drags the car to a halt.
JEREMY: I'm going for Lawrence and that's it.
LAWRENCE: Wait, what. I'm a blocker, 
why would you do that?
LAWRENCE: That doesn't make any sense.
JEREMY: Oh James.
MICHAEL: Kill Orange. That's what makes sense.
Look how far in the lead they are.
LAWRENCE: SPINNING AROUND!
BRUCE: Gavin can kill Orange using hydrolics and shit.
[Gavin laughs]
LAWRENCE: FUCK.
GAVIN: You like that shit?
JACK: Does this have hydros?
JEREMY: Yeah.
JACK: Nice.
JEREMY: James commited suicide.
LAWRENCE: STOP SPINNING.
LAWRENCE: STOP FUCKING SPINNING.
SPOOLE: Why is everyone in the forest?
JACK: wheeee
JAMES: Not everybody!
GAVIN: Oh God.
LAWRENCE: WHOO!
JEREMY: All right. Who just went right over me?
BRUCE: What are we doing?
SPOOLE: Trees.
GAVIN: That was not ideal.
JEREMY: I don't even know where the race is anymore. 
Everyone's just in the woods.
LAWRENCE: Tyres down, car!
JACK: Looking for Sasquatch.
MICHAEL:  Oh, here's everybody.
BRUCE: Michael.
MICHAEL: Yeah?
BRUCE: Why'd you hit me?
MICHAEL: You backed up. I was going behind you.
JEREMY: James, stop.
JAMES: What?
JEREMY: Every time I get close to you,
you just drive off the road.
JAMES: Yeah, I know.
LAWRENCE: That's smart. Don't do tha- do that.
SPOOLE: Gavin, are you doing okay back there?
GAVIN: Ah, you know, it's not ideal.
[James yells]
JEREMY: There he goes.
JAMES: [screams] I landed in the lake.
GAVIN: Oh God.
LAWRENCE: Sorry, I'm trying to fuck up someone.
JEREMY: I put the scare in him.
LAWRENCE: HOW'S YOUR CAR SO FAST!
JAMES: Woah. There he goes.
MICHAEL: Yep.
MICHAEL: Hi, Spoole.
SPOOLE: Where does it reset you as a blocker?
JACK: Ah, Red's on his way.
MICHAEL: Blocker puts you closer to the, er...
SPOOLE: Oh, wow, I'm way up on the...
MICHAEL: It puts you up.
JACK: Don't do that. Don't tell them that.
JACK: It puts you all the way in the back.
MICHAEL: If the blockers are way behind, just er...
LAWRENCE: STOP IT CAR!
SPOOLE: It put me in the front.
JACK: Aw, shit, shit, shit.
GAVIN: This is a very vibraty road.
LAWRENCE: See you later.
JEREMY: Aw, damn. I got spun out.
He's coming for you.
JACK: Aw, God damn it, Jeremy.
JACK: I look back and there's two of you.
I look back and it's just him.
LAWRENCE: How is your car so fucking fast!
JEREMY: It has hydrolics.
MICHAEL: We are far behind, James.
JAMES: What is everyone doing?
JEREMY: I'm coming, Jack!
JAMES: They're just all trying to get Jack?
GAVIN: Man, I am way in the back.
MICHAEL: I guess.
JACK: Aw, damn it.
JEREMY: Woah!
JEREMY: There goes Spoole.
[That was Bruce.]
LAWRENCE: You need some gas there?
LAWRENCE: You want to get some Twinkies?
SPOOLE: Boom.
JACK: Aw, there's so many blockers here now.
MICHAEL: So Jack kind of stopped a little bit.
[Jack sighs]
[Milly laughs]
[Geoff laughs]
LAWRENCE: There you go, buddy.
[Geoff laughs]
LAWRENCE: Race now, huh!
JEREMY: You're on your own, buddy.
[James yells]
JACK: If I dance for you, will you leave me alone?
JACK: Look, I'm dancing for you.
JEREMY: Here comes Spoole!
SPOOLE: Michael went around!
JEREMY: Gavin or whoever!
JAMES: Out of the way.
BRUCE: GO, MICHAEL, GO!
JEREMY: Oh, the runners teamed up on me like ants
on a grasshopper.
JACK: Pink is in the lead, Green!
MICHAEL: No, Green's in the lead, Orange.
MICHAEL: Orange, Green, Blue...
LAWRENCE: WHY!
LAWRENCE: WHY ARE YOU JUST TURNING AROUND!
JACK: Oh my God. Jeremy!
LAWRENCE: Tyres go straight, you piece of shit car!
BRUCE: you skidded out.
LAWRENCE: I was driving in a straight LINE!
GAVIN: [laughing] 'Tyres go straight'.
BRUCE: You turned a little bit.
JEREMY: All right, Spoole, let's get Pink.
GAVIN: I can't believe we're all so close to each other.
MICHAEL: I made a bad decision.
MICHAEL: Yeah, I just fucked myself.
[Lawrence laughs]
JAMES: I might have to improvise a new course here, Lawrence.
JEREMY: Jump it!
BRUCE: Where's Jack going?
JACK: I don't know. Where am I going?
JACK: Oh, I'm just off track. Don't worry about me.
MICHAEL: I turned slightly too early.
JACK: I took a wrong turn.
JACK: God damn it.
BRUCE: Where's the next checkpoint?
MICHAEL: [laughing] Bruce, where are you going?
BRUCE: Michael, tell me where it is.
MICHAEL: It's towards me. 
You're going completely the wrong way.
JEREMY: All right. Now it's just a clusterfuck.
GAVIN: MOOOOVE, PRICKS!
JACK: Aw, there goes Pink.
GAVIN: It's all kicking off.
GAVIN: There's so much happening!
MULTIPLE: OH MY GOD!
GAVIN: SPOOLE!
[Jeremy screaming]
JEREMY: Someone sent me flying! No!
BRUCE: Go, Michael, go.
MICHAEL: Go, Bruce, kill.
JACK: God damn it.
JACK: You can't counter steer.
JACK: There goes Red!
JACK: Stop him!
JAMES: Go, baby, go!
JACK: WHY!
LAWRENCE: Have fun down there!
SPOOLE: No!
MICHAEL: Red's getting away with it.
GAVIN: I'm on the dangerous side of this road.
MICHAEL: Kill him!
JEREMY: Oh. Oh no.
MICHAEL: I'm all right. I'm catching up.
GAVIN: It's like driving on ice, damn it.
JACK: NOOOO! God damn it!
JEREMY: What happened, Jack?
JACK: I just slid off the fucking course.
[Jeremy screams]
MICHAEL: Jeremy, you suck at this part.
JEREMY: I'm slipping all over this place.
MICHAEL: I know!
JAMES: Okay, here we go.
JAMES: They're dropping in.
GAVIN: I'm supposed to be done there?
GAVIN: All right.
JEREMY: Aw, shit. It's looking bad for James.
JAMES: GO OVER.
JEREMY: All right. Nevermind.
They're on the last checkpoint.
JAMES: Oh no!
JEREMY: All right. James is upside down, I think.
SPOOLE: I too am upside down.
JEREMY: Ah, come on, we're all friends here!
JAMES: OH NO!
SPOOLE: I'm alive!
JAMES: You gotta get Michael! You gotta get Michael!
LAWRENCE: I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
JAMES: What the fuck is wrong with this sign?
MICHAEL: WE'RE GONNA DO IT BRUCE!
MICHAEL: WE GOT ONE!
[CHEERING]
BRUCE: THAT'S RIGHT MICHAEL!
BRUCE: SUCK IT LAWRENCE!
LAWRENCE: What'd you get stuck on?
JAMES: I got stuck on the barrier.
JACK: I got fucked so hard.
JEREMY: Yeah.
JACK: I was in the lead and then [inaudible]
JEREMY: If. spent the second half of that on my roof.
MICHAEL: Whoo!
JACK: All right. Jeremy and I won two. 
Michael, did you and Bruce win two?
MICHAEL: No, we got one.
SPOOLE: Gavin and I got one.
LAWRENCE: Yeah, we got one.
JEREMY: Way to go, Jack!
[Jack and Jeremy cheer]
JACK: All right. That's it: Offence Defence with Funhaus.
Thank you for watching and bye!
