OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OUR 
FIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOR 
OVER A DECADE -- IN A VERY 
HEALTHY WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV, 
SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW, 
COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANY
KKW BEAUTY.
PLEASE WELCOME 
KIM KARDASHIAN WEST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jennifer: SO, ARE YOU 
EXCITED?
>> I'M EXCITED.
>> BUCKLE DOWN AND GET 
COMFORTABLE.
MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU THINK 
IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT REGGIE 
BUSH'S WIFE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU?
I DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 
>> Jennifer: SO I'VE BEEN 
OBSESSED WITH YOU -- PROBABLY 
NOT FOR YOU.
I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR 
A REALLY LONG TIME.
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 
WE MET?
>> I DO, ACTUALLY.
WE WERE AT -- 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. 
>> WE WERE AT A HOTEL IN NEW 
YORK.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE 
COMING FROM, BUT IT WAS LATE.
WE WERE GOING UP TO SEE THIS AXL
GEVORT SUITE AT THE GREENWICH.
I'M GETTING IN THE ELEVATOR WITH
KANYE, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO 
CLOSE, I HEAR JENNIFER SCREAMING
"I LOVE YOUR SHOW."
ACROSS THE LOBBY. 
>> Jennifer: THAT WAS THE SAME 
HOTEL WHERE I WAS TAKING OFF MY 
BRA UNDER MY SHIRT AND KANYE 
TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.
I WAS LIKE, WHAT?
OH MY GOD!
SO RECENTLY I WENT OVER TO YOUR 
MOM'S HOUSE FOR DINNER. 
>> YES. 
>> Jennifer: IT WAS EVER I COULD
HAVE EVER CRDREAMED OF. 
>> WAS IT?
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, SO 
JENNIFER CAME OVER FOR DINNER 
LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH. 
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM MORE 
DRUNK IN OUR LIVES.
>> Jennifer: I WAS WAY MORE 
DRUNK THAN YOUR MOM.
YOU TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER.
>> NOT POSSIBLE.
IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUNNY.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS!
>> Jennifer: NO.
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AT THAT POINT IT WAS LIKE 
TWO -- THEY HAD LIKE A FEW TOO 
MANY DRINKS FOR MY TASTE. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
WELL, YOU WERE DRINKING TEA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO I UNDERSTAND.
AND I REMEMBER GETTING NAKED IN 
YOUR MOM'S CLOSET AND ORDERING 
YOU TO DRESS ME. 
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: YOU DRESSED ME 
FABULOUSLY.
I LOOKED AMAZING AS YOU COULD 
SEE IN THAT VIDEO.
IS MY MEMORY CORRECT, DID YOU 
CALL KANYE TO COME UP IN THE 
CLOSET?
DID YOU WANT HIM TO STYLE ME?
>> YOU SAID, I'M NOT JOKING, "I 
REALLY WANT KANYE TO STYLE ME."
SO I SAID OKAY, AND I COME BACK 
IN AND YOU'RE FULLY BUCK NAKED.
I GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL 
HIM TO NOT COME UPSTAIRS.
AND WE PUT ON ONE OF MY MOM'S 
DRESSES AND YOU WORE IT 
THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DINNER. 
>> Jennifer: OH, I HAVE IT.
I WENT HOME IN IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU AND KANYE LIKE FART IN 
FRONT OF EACH OTHER OR TALK 
ABOUT FARTS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF HIM?
>> I DON'T FART, WHAT ARE YOU 
TALKING ABOUT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jennifer: THERE'S NO REAL 
GOOD WAY TO SEGUE INTO THAT.
I WAS JUST THINKING, BECAUSE I 
ASKED YOU TO GET ME GAS-X, I 
REMEMBER KANYE LOOKING DOWN THE 
TABLE LIKE, OH MY GOD, SHE 
FARTS!
I HAD ONE OF THOSE STABBING GAS 
PAINS IN THE BACK OF MY RIBS. 
>> YOU DID. 
>> Jennifer: BECAUSE I WAS SO 
EXCITED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO 
WELL NOW. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH, INSIDE AND 
OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.
SO ONE THING THAT A LOT OF 
PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IF THEY 
HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY SINGLE 
EPISODE FROM THE TIME THE SHOW 
STARTED IS THAT YOU RUN 
INSTAGRAM AND SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT 
YOU'RE ALSO A BONA FIDE HACKER.
>> TOTALLY.
I'M RETIRED.
I'M FULLY RETIRED. 
>> Jennifer: TELL ME ABOUT THOSE
DAYS. 
>> YEAH, I USED TO BE LIKE THE 
GO-TO SPY THAT EVERYONE WOULD 
CALL AND TRY TO GET INFO ON 
THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS OR 
WHATEVER. 
>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU GET IT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I JUST PROBABLY WAS IN A 
REALLY INSECURE, UNTRUSTING 
RELATIONSHIP, AND I HAD TO 
USE -- 
>> Jennifer: OH, THAT FAR BACK. 
>> IT'S FAR BACK.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
I DON'T HACK ANYMORE.
>> Jennifer: KANYE DOESN'T HAVE 
A PASSWORD ON HIS PHONE. 
>> YEAH, NO, HE DOESN'T.
BUT -- ACTUALLY, WE SHOULDN'T 
SAY THAT.
HE DOES, PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES IN 
HIS PHONE, SO YOU'RE GOOD, YOU 
CAN TAKE HIS PHONE.
THERE IS THIS SERVICE THAT I 
FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN CALL 
SOMEONE'S NUMBER AND MAKE IT 
LOOK LIKE IT'S ANYONE ELSE'S 
NUMBER CALLING THEM.
SO WHAT I FIGURED OUT IS HOW TO 
GET INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM 
IS IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER, BUT 
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN 
NUMBER CALLING.
IT TRICKS THE SYSTEM AND GETS 
RIGHT INTO THE VOICE MAIL 
SYSTEM.
WE'RE SCREWED NOW THAT THERE'S 
TEXTING.
BECAUSE NO ONE LEAVES VOICE 
MAILS ANYMORE.
>> Jennifer: RIGHT, YEAH. 
>> BUT I GOT ALL THE DIRT BACK 
IN THE DAY. 
>> Jennifer: TOTAL CREEPS ARE 
SCREWED. 
>> I GOT MAJOR DIRT BACK IN THE 
DAY. 
>> Jennifer: WOW.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LIKE HACK
LIKE A PRESIDENT'S TWITTER AND 
MAYBE LIKE STOP A WAR?
LIKE YOU COULD SAVE THE WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IN THEORY.
KIND OF LIKE THAT GAME WE WERE 
PLAYING AT THE HOUSE, REMEMBER?
>> Jennifer: I DON'T REMEMBER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU WERE LIKE, OKAY, IF YOU 
COULD SAVE THE WORLD, WHO WOULD 
YOU RATHER SLEEP WITH?
DONALD TRUMP OR KIM JONG-UN?
>> Jennifer: OH, WHO DID YOU 
SAY?
>> I THINK WE WERE JUST LAUGHING
SO HARD WE DIDN'T CHOOSE.
>> Jennifer: OH, THAT'S -- I 
WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHOOSE.
I GET VERY AGGRESS WHIFF I'M 
DRUNK.
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: I PROBABLY PUT YOU 
IN SOME SORT OF HOLD WHERE YOU 
WERE GOING TO PASS OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, NO, I DON'T KNOW IF WE 
CHOSE. 
>> Jennifer: ANOTHER RANDOM 
QUESTION.
DOES KHLOE -- IS KHLOE LIKE IN 
ON YOU BEING SUBTLY RUDE TO HER?
OR OW JUST SUBTLY RUDE?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE ABOUT HER STYLE?
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I LOVE KHLOE -- 
>> Jennifer: NO, OF COURSE YOU 
DO. 
>> WE GO THROUGH PERIODS AND HER
AND I ARE REALLY VIBING RIGHT 
NOW.
YEAH, I'M JUST -- MAYBE I WAS 
RUDE ABOUT HER STYLE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
>> BUT I LOVE HER STYLE, REALLY.
>> Jennifer: I DON'T HAVE A 
SISTER SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT 
WORKS.
>> IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL.
YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING. 
>> Jennifer: TO BE HONEST, IF 
YOU HAD STYLED MY SUITCASE I 
WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN LIKE, 
SICK.
.
IF I'D ALREADY PACKED IT, I 
WOULD HAVE BEEN ANNOYED. 
>> SHE UNPACK THE IT. 
>> Jennifer: YOU PUT ALL THE 
WORK IN.
THE POLAROID WAS A REALLY NICE 
TOUCH.
I WANTED TO FOR THIS SHOW, I 
COULDN'T STOP HAVING IDEAS.
I WANTED YOU TO COME AND LIKE 
ORGANIZE MY CLOSET AND STUFF. 
>> I WILL, EYE COME OVER AND 
ORGANIZE, POLAROIDS AND ALL. 
>> Jennifer: PLEASE DO.
OKAY, WAIT -- WAIT, WHAT DO I --
OKAY.
I MADE YOU SOMETHING BUT I DON'T
KNOW IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME WHAT
SHOULD I DO?
>> JUST WRAP UP THE CONVERSATION
AND GO TO BREAK -- 
>> Jennifer: OKAY, WHEN WE COME 
BACK -- NO, WRAP UP THE 
CONVERSATION.
OKAY, KIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
VERY FUNNY STUFF.
WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE MANY 
DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS I NEED
TO ASK KIM.
TO TALK ABOUT HER COSMETIC LINE,
KKW.
THIS IS ONE OF HER PRODUCTS 
WHICH I THINK I HAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, NEVER MIND, NO, I DON'T HAVE
THAT.
THIS IS FOR -- BLUSH?
>> IT'S FOR CONTOUR.
BLENDING CONTOUR. 
>> Jennifer: CONTURBULENTING. 
>> YES, NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT 
IS.
>> Jennifer: NOT AT ALL WHAT I 
THOUGHT IT WAS FOR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT -- 
[ RIM SHOT. 
>> I NEVER THOUGHT ALL MY THINGS
ARE LIKE FLESH COLOR.
SO I GET IT.
BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY THE COLOR 
OF -- IT WASN'T NECESSARILY THE 
FRESH COLOR THAT MADE ME THINK 
IT WAS A DILL DOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I VISUALLY SEE DARKER COLORS.
>> Jennifer: AH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S WHAT COMES TO MIND, 
WHEN I WAS POSTING IT ON SOCIAL 
MEDIA I WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ], 
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DILL DOUGH.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, I DIDN'T 
NOTICE BECAUSE IT WAS SO WHITE.
SO TO MOVE ON FROM DILL DOUGHS.
WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU HAVE -- YOU'RE HOSTING YOUR 
FAMOUS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD 
THIS YEAR. 
>> IT IS MAKING A RETURN. 
>> Jennifer: I NOTICE I'VE NEVER
BEEN IN ONE. 
>> YOU ARE WELCOME. 
>> Jennifer: OKAY, GOOD.
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PUTTING 
MYSELF IN ONE ALREADY.
>> OH!
>> Jennifer: THIS I DREW MYSELF.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GOING 
TO LOVE THE FAN ART THAT I MADE 
YOU.
THIS IS US.
>> OH MY GOD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jennifer: THIS IS YOU, THIS 
IS ME.
MY EYES ARE CLOSED IN COMPLETE 
BLISS.
>> I LOVE IT. 
>> Jennifer: SO YOU CAN KEEP 
THIS. 
>> YAY!
I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH, YOU SHOULD.
ON YOUR FRIDGE?
OKAY, CAN I GET TO MY DEEPLY 
PERSONAL QUESTION CARD?
>> YES. 
>> Jennifer: OKAY, GREAT.
WELL, ACTUALLY -- THIS IS A 
TOTAL SIDE NOTE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SELENA 
GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH 
JUSTIN?
>> I THINK IT'S SO CUTE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Jennifer: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 
TO THINK.
WHO OF ALL OF YOUR SISTERS LOST 
THEIR VIRGINITY FIRST?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> PROBABLY ME.
>> Jennifer: REALLY, I THOUGHT 
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY KOURTNEY.
>> NO IT WASN'T KOURTNEY. 
>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 
CHEATED ON?
>> YES. 
>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU FIND 
OUT?
>> MY HACKING SKILLS.
>> Jennifer: NICE!
>> YEAH.
I GOT INTO THE VOICE MAIL THING.
AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I WAS AT DINNER WITH ALL OF MY 
BEST FRIENDS.
PUT IT ON SPEAKER BOARD 
WONDERING LIKE WHERE MY 
BOYFRIEND WAS.
HIS VOICE MAIL, HE WAS FLYING IN
TOWN TO MEET ANOTHER GIRL ON MY 
BIRTHDAY, LIED TO ME THAT HE WAS
IN A DIFFERENT CITY. 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S 
LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWFUL, I'M 
SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
DID YOU MARRY HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY EX-BOYFRIENDS ARE STILL
ON YOUR PHONE?
>> ONLY ONE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
>> YEAH.
AND, YOU KNOW, SUPER FRIENDLY, 
HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
FROM KOURTNEY.
WE NEVER, YOU KNOW, REALLY TALK.
BUT THE NICEST FAMILY.
I WENT TO HIS WEDDING.
AND -- YEAH. 
>> Jennifer: GREAT.
OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I 
WANT US BOTH TO NAME YOUR 
CRAZIEST EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> MY CRAZIEST?
>> Jennifer: YOUR CRAZIEST 
EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> OKAY.
>> Jennifer: ONE, TWO -- 
THREE -- KRIS HUMPHRIES!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL OF THEM. 
>> Jennifer: YOU GOT ME.
WHAT IS THE MOST INCORRECT RUMOR
YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF YOURSELF?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I START TO LIKE
BELIEVE IN THEM ALL, THERE'S SO 
MANY. 
>> Jennifer: I KNOW. 
>> I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW. 
>> Jennifer: I KNOW, IT'S SO 
OVERWHELMING.
WHENEVER I GET ASKED THAT 
QUESTION MY EYES GO CROSSED.
IT'S EVERYTHING.
AFTER A WHILE, LIKE THERE WAS 
FOOTAGE THAT I HAD BLAMED DONALD
TRUMP FOR ALL THE HURRICANES IN 
THE WORLD.
LIKE AFTER I SAW THE NINTH 
HEADLINE I WAS LIKE, DID I?
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DIDN'T.
IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT
ISLAND WITH ONE MEMBER OF YOUR 
FAMILY, WHO WOULD YOU KILL LAST?
>> LIKE I COULD ONLY HAVE ONE 
SURVIVING?
>> Jennifer: YEAH, LIKE YOU'VE 
ALREADY KILLED THE ANNOYING ONES
AND NOW THERE'S LIKE -- 
BASICALLY THE FAVORITE ONE.
>> OKAY.
I MEAN -- MY KIDS?
>> Jennifer: OH, WELL.
CHILDREN -- NOW I FEEL GUILTY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL BAD. 
>> YOU MEAN SIBLINGS?
>> MEAN SIBLINGS.
BUT IF YOU WERE GOING TO KILL A 
KID WHAT KID WOULD IT BE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO WHICH OF YOUR SIBLINGS WOULD 
YOU KILL LAST?
>> IT MIGHT BE KHLOE, BECAUSE I 
FEEL LIKE SHE'D LIKE KILL ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
KHLOE WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ONE 
YOU'D HAVE TO KILL FIRST. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jennifer: STRICTLY 
SURVIVAL-WISE.
OKAY, WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING
KANYE DOES?
>> HE FALLS ASLEEP ANYWHERE.
IT'S LIKE WE'LL BE AT A MEETING,
OR LIKE HE'LL INTRODUCE ME TO 
PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE, 
WE'LL BE AT A RESTAURANT, AND 
HE'LL BE SNORING AT THE TABLE.
>> Jennifer: I WISH I HAD THAT.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NORMAL 
COUPLE THINGS WHERE YOU ARGUE 
OVER WHO TO HIRE TO TAKE THE 
GARBAGE OUT EVERY DAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE ARE SUPER NORMAL.
WE WATCH "FAMILY FEUD" EVERY 
NIGHT BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP. 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
THAT'S LIKE OVERLY NORMAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WATCH YOU GUYS TO FALL ASLEEP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY OF KANYE'S ALBUMS CAN 
YOU NAME?
>> ALL OF THEM. 
>> Jennifer: OH, YOU CAN?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jennifer: THAT'S SWEET.
YOU'RE A GOOD PARTNER. 
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU TALKED TO 
O.J. SINCE HE'S GOTTEN OUT OF 
PRISON?
>> I HAVEN'T.
>> Jennifer: DAMMIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN 
YEARS.
I THINK I SAW HIM AT A CLUB IN 
MIAMI LIKE A DECADE -- MAYBE 
RIGHT LIKE EIGHT, NINE YEARS 
AGO. 
>> Jennifer: DID YOU TALK TO 
HIM?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jennifer: DID YOU ASK HIM IF 
HE DID IT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU JUST GET THAT OVER WITH?
>> I NEVER -- I JUST NEVER 
REALLY LIKE GO THERE.
I HAVE LIKE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR 
HIS CHILDREN.
>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH.
>> I FEEL LIKE -- MY MOM AND 
CAITLYN BOTH SAY A LOT ABOUT IT,
AND THEY'RE REALLY VOCAL.
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, 
HIS KIDS.
IT MUST BE LIKE REALLY HARD.
I JUST TRY TO LIKE STAY AWAY 
FROM IT. 
>> Jennifer: THIS IS THE SECOND 
TIME I'VE TRIED TO ATTACK 
CHILDREN TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAS KANYE EVER WRITTEN SONGS 
ABOUT YOU THAT WE DON'T KNOW 
ABOUT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU TELL ME 
WHAT THEY ARE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, THERE WAS ONE THAT HE 
HASN'T RELEASED.
BUT HE SANG IT AT THE MET.
CALLED "AWESOME."
>> Jennifer: AWW.
>> AND HE WRITES -- LIKE BEFORE 
WE GOT TOGETHER, HE HAD PLAYED 
IT FOR ME WHEN HE WAS RECORDING 
"WATCH THE THRONE."
AND THEN WHEN I WAS PREGNANT, 
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST MET BALL, 
HE PERFORMED IT, LIKE TO ME AT 
THE MET. 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
WOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF -- NEVER
HAPPENS TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT MUST BE REALLY, REALLY 
NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST WANT TO KEEP LIKE -- SO 
WHAT DOES HE WEAR TO BED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DO BOTH OF YOU WEAR TO 
SLEEP?
I HAVE KIM KARDASHIAN ON A COUCH
ANSWERING QUESTIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
LIKE DO YOU EVER SLEEP IN SOCKS?
>> I SLEEP IN SOCKS EVERY NIGHT.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> LIKE I PUT MY SOCKS UP, I'M 
FREEZING.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S REALLY 
COLD IN THIS STUDIO, I'M GOING 
TO TALK TO JIMMY ABOUT IT.
>> IT IS. 
>> Jennifer: I HAVE A WEIRD 
REACTION WHERE I SWEAT WHEN I 
GET COLD.
SO I'M AFRAID IF ANYBODY AT HOME
IS WONDERING WHY I'M SITTING 
THIS WAY, IT'S NOT FOR MY 
BREASTS.
IT'S FOR MY ARMPIT SWEAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TRYING TO SQUEEZE IT AWAY. 
>> I GET COLD TOO. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S NOT 
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
MY LEG HAIR GROWS FASTER WHEN 
IT'S WARM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR 
SURROGATE, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU 
ASK ME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU -- 
>> Jennifer: WAS I EVEN IN THE 
CONVERSATION?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL KNOW IF I DO IT AGAIN.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR KIDS 
TO JUST BE LIKE TEENAGERS.
IT'S LIKE THE ROYAL FAMILY.
I'M JUST LIKE, OH, WHAT ARE THEY
GOING TO DO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HOPE THEY'RE JUST ALL SO 
NICE.
>> Jennifer: THEY ARE.
THE WHOLE FAMILY SO IS LOVELY.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO FOR 
HALLOWEEN?
>> WE ALL GO TO KOURTNEY'S AND 
SPEND HALLOWEEN THERE.
AND I TRY -- I WAS GOING TO DO 
THAT THING THAT YOU SHOWED 
EARLIER, TELLING THE KIDS THAT I
TOOK MR. CANDY. 
>> Jennifer: YEAH. 
>> AND VIDEOTAPE IT.
THEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO 
DO IT.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS 
SOME OF THOSE KIDS' REACTIONS I 
WAS WATCHING, SOME OF THEM LIKE 
AWW.
THEN SOME OF THEM I WAS LIKE, IF
I EVER DID THAT TO MY PARENTS?
>> YEAH. 
>> Jennifer: IF I THREW A CUP AT
MY PARENTS, IF MY PARENTS TOLD 
ME THEY ATE ALL MY CANDY I'D BE 
LIKE, OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'LL 
BE IN MY ROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, KOURTNEY GOES SO 
OVERBOARD WITH THE DECORATIONS 
THAT I THINK HER KIDS ARE JUST 
OVER IT.
>> Jennifer: OH, REALLY. 
>> LIKE ANTI-HALLOWEEN. 
>> Jennifer: NO WAY.
WHAT WERE THEY?
>> MASON WAS QUEVO FROM MIGOS.
SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
AND MELBY WAS NOTHING.
NONFESTIVE.
AND NORTH WAS WONDER WOMAN.
SHE WAS A FEW THINGS.
HER AND SAINT WERE AXL ROSE AND 
SLASH. 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. 
>> LIKE THEY HAD FITS WITH THE 
WIGS AND IT WAS A WHOLE THING.
SO THAT LASTED LIKE ONE SECOND. 
>> Jennifer: THAT'S WHAT 
HAPPENED TO ME AT HALLOWEEN, 
FIVE MINUTES WITH A WIG.
>> AND THEN THEY WERE BUNNIES TO
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN. 
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S 
SO CUTE. 
>> SO THEY DID THE COSTUMES LIKE
I DID THIS YEAR. 
>> Jennifer: I ALWAYS THOUGHTFY 
HAD A LITTLE BABY AND IT WAS A 
BOY, I WOULD MAKE HIM A 
CHIPPENDALE'S CHADANCER AND TAK 
THE SHIRT OFF WITH THE BOW TIE.
>> I SAW THIS GIRL ONLINE, HER 
DAUGHTER IS A VICTORIA'S SECRET 
MODEL WITH THE WINGS AND 
LINGERIE, IT WAS A BATHING SUIT,
I THINK SHE GOT A LOT OF 
[ BLEEP ] FOR IT.
>> Jennifer: THAT'S THE THIRD 
TIME I HAVE PROVEN I'M NOT 
RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO BE AROUND 
KIDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST THINK IT'S SEXY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
>> Jennifer: OKAY, SO WHAT DO 
YOU GUYS LIKE THINK ABOUT BLAC 
CHYNA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS -- I ALWAYS 
SAID WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO 
ASK ME -- YOU KNOW, DREAM IS 
GOING TO SEE THIS ONE DAY.
AND SO I THINK IT'S JUST SUPER 
RESPECTFUL TO JUST NOT SAY 
ANYTHING ABOUT MY NIECE'S MOM.
>> Jennifer: GOT IT.
TOTALLY.
FOURTH CHILD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
KKW BEAUTY CONTOUR AND HIGHLIGHT
KITS ARE AVAILABLE NOW.
KIM KARDASHIAN WEST, EVERYBODY!
