(upbeat music)
(mysterious music)
(whispering)
- Hello, professor.
- Merlin's beard, Mr. Potter,
don't sneak up on me like that
and don't make me take away
your invisibility cloak.
- Wasn't wearing my cloak.
I'm just short and somewhat forgettable.
- What do you want?
- I saw you trying to hide your Dark Mark.
- No, I wasn't.
I mean, no, I don't have one.
Obliviate!
- You're not holding a wand,
and clearly, you have something to hide.
- I do not.
- I think you're working
for the Dark Lord.
- Ha, that's nonsense.
I'm Snape, the lovable curmudgeon.
I have no business with the Dark Lord.
- I don't believe you.
- You don't have to
believe me, ask anyone.
Ah, I hear someone now,
so, I'll just go talk to them,
and then, they'll come out,
so, you just stay there.
Ugh, confounded Polyjuice potion.
Tastes like feet.
Hello, Mr. Potter.
It's me, Miss Granger, your girlfriend.
- No.
- I was joking.
Obliviate.
- You're still not
holding a wand, Professor,
and you're still wearing the same robes.
- I'm not a professor.
I'm just a student who knows for a fact
that Professor Snape is a
wizard of the highest regard.
- Hmm, well, tell Professor Snape
that I'm even more convinced
that he's working for the Dark Lord.
- 10 points from...
I'll be right back.
I love you.
- You're still talking
like yourself, by the way!
- [Snape as Hermione]
Okay Snape, you can do it.
Snapey boy, just gonna have to use
this hair I found in the loo.
Hello, Harry.
- Who are you?
- Who am I?
Well, who am I?
- Are you Moaning Myrtle?
- I've come back to life,
and I'm your girlfriend?
- No.
- Do you date?
- That is not your concern.
Now drop this act, Snape!
- Snape?
No, I'm Megan.
- Myrtle.
- That's what I said.
You know, I actually think I hear
a very good character
witness coming right up.
- How did Snape do Myrtle's voice so well?
- Harry Potter.
- You think Voldemort
is going to convince me
you're not evil?
- Who's evil?
Definitely not Snape!
I haven't spoken to him since
before I died, years ago!
- How many years?
- Four?
- Four years?
- No, eight.
- Eight?
- How old are you?
- [Harry] 15.
- It's been 15 long years.
And he looks just as good
now as he did back then.
- If you haven't seen each other in years,
how do you know what he looks like now?
- Harry, it's me, a trustable student
and a boy this time!
- You're me.
- Yeah, I'm you from the future.
- Oh yeah?
Then who do I marry?
- No one the rate you're going.
- You're one to talk.
- Anyway, I have important news.
Snape is working for the Dark Lord.
- He is?
- I mean he isn't!
You mean he isn't.
I'm not.
Not you you, me you.
Me isn't.
(groans in frustration)
Obliviate!
Off you go, and just shoo-shoo.
That was a close one.
(slow clapping)
- Well done, Severus.
But to be honest, I'm also concerned
you're a double agent.
- (nervous laughter) What?
No.
Obliviate!
Where did my wand go?
(makes sound)
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- I knew it.
You and the ghost girl have a thing.
(sighs)
- Do you really think we have a chance?
- No.
(whimpers)
- He prefers girls with a pulse.
