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So, why do people think that I'm bad at gravity?
I'm gonna need a flute
Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel
Noooo
They only gave me part of my breakfast
Like, why?
I'm gonna get hungry in my car
You were probably a mistake
I think guac stains everything
I power wash it, but it will never get off me
Green weird thing
Now spinach, that's really hard to get off me
Do not get me a spleen, because definitely I think it'd be a crime
It bears repeating:
Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel
Here's your cyborg
I think a bug just went in my ear!
Woah, who do you have in your basement?
Are you a fan of custodians?
Custodians?
Yeah those who wipe it down or mop up our sneezes
I think I hurt my brain and now it's reversing
Peacocks?
Riding my motorcycle-
Hey-oh-hey - get me a Coke!
Someday I might get a butt tattoo
I know you're both bored as heck
Mitsubishi
Mitsubishi!
Mitsubishi to that girl!
Hey do you guys have a bunny?
The internet is exempt from honesty
Sad Sack, and Sassy Pants Man
Ewww it's a flower?
Get a frickin' tie
I mean, dodgeball is it
There's not a funner use of rage here on this planet
It's so true
I hear a fly
We don't have any tambourines?
You know what they say:
Joey Biden, Always Fightin'
No, they got mugs that say it
We need new babies out there
I think we need time to make new ones, 'cause the old ones just become so big
And so mean
Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel
Freebird
No, that - that wasn't bourbon that was just iced tea
Hey, who took my coffin?
Your head looks hard
Sometimes I might pretend to be Quincy De'Lanosky
And that I'm a coal miner
Don't try to fix me!
Blrahhhh!
You guys hungry?
Get something like sandpaper salad
Go bite into that
Yummm
And then he said, "No, I'll do it WITH the phlegm"
Eeeh! Eeeh! Eeeh! Eeeh!
I've got a fan girl
Nghahhh
Aww bursitis!
It's wicked!
Why am I coming back for you all?
I bought good vitamins
Just stick it in and roll
Wait! Wait, oh this is just not very fun
Like, why this pimple?
Listen, flirty time is not really really outrageous 'cause that's just how I was made!
JETTISON!
If there's one thing I hope you remember it's this:
Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel! Unngh!
