People think we live in a capitalist society
and that capitalism has gone wrong.
We don’t live in a capitalist society, we live in a crony capitalist society.
In which people get on not because of the
risks they take or the talent they show,
but by milking the system, by the special relationships they enjoy with those in power, by the laws,
the licences, the regulations, the protection and the subsidies granted in their favour.
Libertarians preach tolerance.
We tolerate others views, we tolerate their
speech, we tolerate their behaviour -
but  there is one thing we do not tolerate.
And that is crony capitalism
And come the revolution, crony capitalism
in all its forms
will be thrown into the dustbin of oblivion.
You will not have to pay 360 quid to get a return train ticket  from Manchester to London.
Because crony capitalism will not be tolerated.
You will not have to come up with two million quid to buy an ordinary house
built 150 years ago for an ordinary working man and his family
Because crony capitalism will not be tolerated
You will not leave university fifty grand in debt while the vice-chancellor’s on half a million a year
You will not have to fund Donald Trump’s
golf carts,
or Gary Lineker’s salary, or Jean-Claude Junker’s wine. Or their trips to Davos
Because crony capitalism will not be tolerated.
Nick Clegg will not be paid millions to lobby governments to grant special favours to Facebook.
There will be no revolving door between government, corporation, bank and regulator.
Huawei will not land juicy government contracts cos half its board of directors used to work for the government.
HS2 will not cost 5 billion quid before a
track has even been laid.
Because crony capitalism will not be tolerated
You will not be able to donate to political parties then get knighted and a seat in the House of Lords …
Mega corporations will not exploit planning laws you cannot comprehend to build apartment blocks of
unfathomable ugliness across your once beautiful city
to provide accommodation for people who never even go there.
Actors with Hollywood salaries, succulent voices and silk scarves will not march on Downing Street to demand
more subsidy for the arts. There’s enough wank in the theatre as it is. Get your heads out of your anuses.
Crony capitalism will not be tolerated
You will not get financial advice from your mate who thinks he’s a business genius
cos he happened to buy a house 30 years ago
You will not be forced to pay taxes so that
landowners can get subsidies
You will not be able to invent spurious afflictions, play the victim card
And then expect to be granted special favour.
You will not be able to spread shit about climate change, & then implore governments
to spend billions fighting climate change, most of which ends up in the pockets of the CEO.
You will not be able to cite specious data, demand the economy be shut down
and then expect to carry on being paid.
Pressure groups will not be funded by tax-payers.
Banks will not be bailed out.
House prices will not be propped up.
The BBC will not be mandatory.
There will be no corporate lobbying.
There will be no special interest groups.
Protectionism of any kind will not exist.
Governments will not close down economies.
There will be no central planning.
There will be no central banking.
There will be no government waste.
There will be no fiat currency.
Crony capitalism will not be tolerated.
Crony capitalism will not be tolerated.
Crony capitalism will not be tolerated.
Because where there is no government there
can be no crony capitalism.
And in libertaria there will be no government.
