Are we rolling?  Yes.  Yes.  We're on.
Okay.  Okay.  So i just want to jump right into this.
I'm excited.  I've had a lot of time to think recently
and what I've been thinking about is so deep.  It's so profound.
I've been thinking, meditating pursuing really
my own personal truth.
You know really trying to define
what it is.  What is truth to me?
Yesterday I was napping on the couch and it came to.
It just came.
I'm a house plant.
I've given up wearing shoes
and I now wear flower pots on my feet.
I mean on my roots.
I have some nice potting soil in there
and some peat moss to keep the moisture in.
I can just feel myself absorbing
nutrients from mother earth.
This is me now.
This is my genuine self...
the tree.
Welcome and thank you all for joining my
live streaming today.
Today I wanted to be very open
and very vulnerable with all of you, my followers.
I feel it is time to speak my truth and to commit to my truth.
Oh, Not A Stalker 333 says, "You
are so brave."
Thank you, Not A Stalker 333.  Your solidarity gives me strength.
And now it's time for my reveal.
My truth is, everything belongs to me.
All my life people have tried to stop me
from being genuine and committed to my truth.
When I was just a baby, they would say no
that's little Ricky's pacifier.
But in my heart, I knew it was my pacifier.
And later, no, those are Britney's dolls.
But I knew they were supposed to be my dolls.
And then in high school.  You can't steal
the principal's car.
And in college that super expensive
computer equipment
doesn't belong to you.
So much hate whenever I tried to be
my genuine self.
But now, thanks to all of you watching today
I can say honestly they were wrong.
It was mine.  It was all mine.
Wander Trailer Life says, "Wait, does that
mean my stuff belongs to you?"
Well that depends Wander Trailer Life.
Is your stuff any good?
I've been getting a lot of comments
from my last post.
So I want to answer your questions.
And uh to answer them, I am a rubber tree.
I heard that, Jeff!  A rubber tree is a
kind of tree!
And it's not made out of rubber!
I am not made out of rubber.
I mean, I am a noble ficus elastica.
And to answer the rest of your questions
I need bright indirect sunlight and regular watering.
That's why I'm so much taller than the rest of my family.
You heard me!  I called you short!
So if it's okay with you guys I'm just
gonna sit here and photosynthesize for you and
you can all just ponder your own
personal truths.
Welcome back!  So since we last talked on my live stream
i have been fully committed to living my
truth.
And I've been collecting all the things
that are mine.
I've met a few people who've
disagreed with me and that's okay.
That's their truth, but my car was faster! My truth won!
I have never been so fulfilled and I want to encourage all of you
to take that first step in finding your own truth.
Oh, Sleepy Cat 565 has a question.
She says, "Aren't you worried about getting arrested?"
Oh no, Sleepy Cat 565.
That's not a problem.
They cannot arrest you for being your genuine self.
We live in an enlightened society.
Again, I'm not stealing.
These things belong to me.
This is a pursuit of truth.
Young buddha writes, I didn't know you
had a kid.
Yeah, no, you wouldn't have seen her
before.  She's new.
#live your truth.
What mom?
Mom, I can't come down for supper.  I'm a
rubber tree now.
I'm fed by sunlight and good earth.
Don't mock my truth, Jeff.
Mom, Jeff's mocking my truth.
My mom just said that if a rubber tree
can't come down for supper,
he can't complain about his brother
messing with him.
Nobody understands.
Except you guys of course.
You guys totally understand.
You guys have been so supportive
and its been awesome of you.
Okay, except for that one guy who posted about his fox terrier's personal truth.
Not cool, man!  We rubber trees
don't appreciate that kind of humor!
i mean, how would you feel if somebody let their pet do that to you?
It's that time again my gummy bears!
Welcome to my live stream.
Alot of you have asked about that viral video that's going around this week
of a woman who looks a lot like me using
a tow chain to drag that big woolly
mammoth out of the natural history museum.
Well, how was I supposed to know it would
fall apart as soon as we hit highway
speeds?
But it's okay!  It doesn't count as
property damage since it was mine anyway.
But enough about me.  Let's talk about you guys.
How many of you have been inspired
by my bravery
to go out there and live your truth?
Sleepy Cat 565 is here again!
Hi Sleepy Cat 565!
Sleepy Cat 565 says,
"You have inspired me..."
"You have inspired me to buy a security
system!"
Wait!  What's that supposed to mean?
Sleepy Cat 565, was that sarcasm?
Excuse me, Miss.  You're under arrest!
Officer, who let you in?
You have the right to remain silent.
I didn't do anything wrong and how did you find me anyways?
You've been posting your crimes on
social media.
It's not a crime.
i'm living my truth.
And you parked my patrol car right outside.
i'm pretty sure that that's my patrol
car.
Um, I'm getting kind of hungry.
I didn't know trees got hungry.
Maybe there's not enough indirect sunlight here.
Hey!  Jeff?  Mom?  Dad?
Could somebody come move me closer to the window
and maybe pour some water over my feet?
I mean over my roots?
I mean roots.
I'm getting thirsty.
I guess nobody's home.
I'm gonna go get a snack.
Alright guys, so the TRUTH is
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That should be it for now.
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