Zorak's wacky. Ain't he?
Uh, sure. Um...
Hey, Zorak, you... evil locust.
Mantis!
My powers are beyond your comprehension.
Do a B flat.
[Both Weird Al and Space Ghost hold a note]
Now, contort your body.
Okay.
What does that feel like?
Well, it's kind of painful and it kind of feels good at the same time.
You mean like when your enemy is shaving your back and...
[Moltar laughs]
Can you help me here, Space Ghost?
What?
Can you help me?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
[Space Ghost performs a spell orally]
You know, that reminds me of a story. A story about a little pellet, who with a little grit and a lot of sheer will became a sea monkey.
And he also shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
[Space Ghost laughs]
And you know Al, that little sea monkey is named Banjo.
[Banjo roars]
ZORAK: Here, Banjo.
[Banjo continues roaring]
Banjo!
ZORAK: Here, shrimp.
Aren't you plucky. Finding your way to the set.
[Banjo shoots a laser]
Uh-oh!
[Zorak explodes]
Jumping jujubes!
Man, that's a big shrimp!
Well, I gotta go now.
SPACE GHOST: No, Banjo! Why are you doing this? I gave you life!
[Banjo shoots a laser]
No!
[Zorak explodes]
What have I unleashed!?
[Banjo continues roaring]
That's it, boy. Come get some.
[Space Ghost shoots his laser towards Banjo, which made the shrimp explode]
Why do we always hurt the ones we love?
Why, Banjo? Why?
Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!!
