What the hell are you doing here?
I'm here to make sure your dark knight rises.
It's been a long time since I've gotten any tail.
I just want to give it to the Buttman.
C'mon Poker don't you want to ride your Harley.
Vroom, vroom.
I'm going to punish the people of Gotham.
Why don't you start with me. Right, meow.
Do you do banal?
You're under arrest Poison HIV, for illegal horny culture.
Isn't there anything I can do commissioner?
Yeah, you can take a ride with me downtown.
A mustache ride.
Oh Buttman, take me to your butt cave.
I knew there was a reason they called you skat woman.
Oh.
Why so serious?
I didn't know you painted, everything.
Commissioner Hard On, you're making me so thorny.
Your pheromones won't work on me Poison HIV.
I want to give you a paw job.
No one's stopping you.
Woah, woah, woah, paw job, not claw job.
It's not a scratching post.
Not again.
C'mon, do me, do me. C'mon I want you to do me.
Yes, come to me.  There's sort of a small opening
Just between the third and fourth bolts. If you could just...
I need to be watered. Make me wet.
Commissioner Hard On is here to fertilize you.
Ready for your butt girl?
(Sigh) Close enough.
Master Wang, some men just want to watch.
Let me see those catnips.
Oh look, the bat signals.
Where?
Right here.
Time to go to work.
