- Where in the world is Superwoman today?
Trinidad and Tobago.
Okay, just kidding, I'm actually in LA,
but I was in Trinidad and
Tobago a few days ago,
I just didn't get a
chance to shoot anything.
But I've been waiting so long
to say that. So just allow it.
(horse neighs)
(whooshing)
What up everyone?
It's your girl, Superwoman,
and it has been forever and a half
since I've uploaded a new video.
Basically, what happened was,
I forgot all of my
video files on my laptop
at home in Toronto.
So, I'm sitting up in
Trinidad and Tobago thinking,
"Damn, I need these files
to release my videos."
So, I came up with a genius idea,
to ask my parents to send me these files.
I am so smart, S-M-R-T.
But, that didn't go so well, observe.
- ♪ You know when that hotline bling. ♪
♪ That can only mean one thing. ♪
♪ Every since I left the village, you ♪
♪ you know exactly what you ask for. ♪
♪ Looking for some things
I never seen before. ♪
♪ You used to call me on my mobile. ♪
- Why you posing like this?
- YOLO. Yo,
huh?
- Why the fuck you make me pose like this?
- Because this how they
do in great music video.
- I feel like I'm doing poo
poo and you are into it.
- (mumbling)
(cellphone rings)
Huh, you see?
Hotline blinging this
mean I'm doing right!
- Hello?
- Hello? Mom I need your help.
- Mommy not home.
- Mom please!
- (smacks lips) What you want?
- Can you send me files from my laptop?
- (confused groan)
- Hey what she say?
She walks miles from Bangkok?
- What?
- (confused groan)
- How many miles from Bangkok?
- (confused groan)
- (exhausted sigh)
- Oh can you shut up?
She needs file from laptop.
- Okay I see.
Why she don't say like this?
- Dumb ass.
- Okay, open my laptop.
- Okay it's saying password.
- Okay yeah, it's
0-9-2-6-1-9-8-8
(keyboard clicking loudly)
- Wait wait, whose phone number is this?
This a boy's phone number?
- It's my birthday.
- Hey, when Lily's birthday?
- (confused groan)
I don't know.
- Huh, okay.
- Okay now listen carefully.
At the bottom of the screen
you'll see small little icons.
- Okay
- Find the one that
looks like a movie scene.
Like what a director would use.
It's very colorful, it's called Final Cut.
- (confused mumbling) iTunes?
- No, no it's called Final Cut.
- Oh okay, Google Google Chrome?
- No it's called Final Cut!
- Okay okay find it
find it. FaceTime right?
- FINAL CUT!
- Oh okay yeah okay I see
this one okay Final Cut.
Final Cut okay.
It's like movie clapping (mumbling)
- Yes yes we're good click that.
- One click or double click?
- It doesn't matter.
- (clicks keyboard loudly)
Okay I clicked twice.
- Okay great listen, a
project is going to open
I need you to export that
and send me that file.
- What? What she mean export huh?
I'm not paying any
blooding shipping fee okay?
- Please ignore everything
dad is saying right now.
- Don't worry okay I've
been ignoring for 30 years.
- Okay go to file, it's at
the top left-hand corner
of the screen.
- File?
- Now go to share and save that file as
"How Girls React"
- Okay,
(heavy accent) H-O
- Yes
W-G-R
- Oh no sorry,
- No, yes
- (continues spelling in accent)
Ah yeah, okay.
- Okay, now click save.
- Okay click once or double click?
- It doesn't matter.
- Okay okay it's saving
- Okay now click the Photoshop icon
it's gonna be at the bottom of the screen
it should have a "PS"
- (angry confused groan) I'm
not doing any shopping online
Okay?
- That's right! Know how
many people bloody crap?
- JUST CLICK IT!
- First they steal credit card okay?
Then they steal passport and then,
they put another bloody
U2 album on my iPhone?
No!
- Okay you know what forget it forget it
You know just open a new
window on Google Chrome.
(window locks opening)
- I'm on it don't worry.
- Google Chrome remember
the one you saw before?
- Oh Final Cut?
- No, the other colorful one.
- Oh okay okay iTunes.
- No! GOOGLE CHROME!
- Oh okay okay I click this one.
It say "Google"
- Okay good yes. Now in the
address bar type "gmail.com"
- Okay okay G-E-E-
M-A-L-E
- Okay no no the letter
"g" M-A-I-L dot com.
- Really Lily? You using gangster mail?
- (angry groan) What?
Tell her she's grounded!
- Okay listen my inbox
should already be open.
- Lilly there one email
saying if you don't
send 10 people you going to DIE!
- You see you see I bloody knew
she part of gangster group!
- Mom focus focus I need to click compose
- Okay one click or two click?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Okay you'll see a paperclip
icon on the bottom
click that and now attach
the file you just saved.
- Okay paperclip
- Oh no no no you do
staple not paperclip okay?
Paperclip going to fall out; I don't want
gangsters shoot us because
paper out of order.
We know they shoot people
these kind of things.
- Right okay, now find
that file on the desktop.
- (confused groan) First she
bloody say save on computer
now she say on top of desk!
Let me go check.
- Okay I see it.
- And now click attach
- One click or two?
- It. Doesn't. (whispers) Matter!
- Okay I'm doing two.
- Okay great now put my
email address where it says
"send to"
it's "lillysingh@gmail.com"
- L-I-L-L-Y-S-I-N-G-H-A-T-
- Wait what? No no no it's
"lillysingh-at sign-gmail.com"
- (apologetic ramble)
L-I-L-L-Y-S-I-N-G-H-
A-T-S-I-G-N-
- No mom no the at symbol!
- Okay okay number two shift.
- Yes
- Okay wait wait wait you
want to add close caption?
- What?
- It says "cc" here
- God no just click send
- One click or ...
- Once once just click it once!
- I don't see any file on desk
- Okay now find the apple
- Where?
- Top left of the screen
- No we don't have any more apple
- And click "logout"
- "Shut Down"?
- No no just click "logout"
- "About this Mac?"
- LOGOUT!
- Hold hold hold I never
saved the Google Chrome
- That's okay
- Okay don't blame me
if it get deleted okay?
- (whispering) It's fine.
- Okay done wait oh Lilly wait
I want you stop using
this gangster mail okay?
I am worried!
- Okay mom I'll use hotmail
- (angry groan) she say
she going to use hot male?
- What I tell you 'bout
talking to boys huh?
(deep bass drop)
- It's true though you know?
All hot males do only exist online.
Just kidding!
They're just taken.
Or gay.
Or both.
Or dislike my inability to
change out of track pants
and therefore don't like me.
But whatever!
The point is I'm back to regular uploads
and I really appreciate
your patience during my
technical struggles!
(whooshing) Comment below and
let me know if you've ever
experienced anything similar
to this video with your parents
because this is genuinely
based on a true story.
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