an empty room with a light switching on
and off campus with a white line down
the middle of your Rhino people running
around in a circle with their fingers
off each others clothes this masterpiece
an unmade bed screaming like a demented
bitch modern art or conceptual art isn't
at all it's one big circle jerk of
pretentious tracts trying to make
themselves look sophisticated by
ascribing meaning to something that's
completely meaningless listen there is
good modern all and there are many
skilled modern artists so why is it
usually the most talentless vacuous shit
that get promoted and funded by the
Office establishment
well it's partly blonde outs of elitism
if the artistic merit of a bunch of
squiggly lines can only be appreciated
by a select number of privileged
insiders like and thence near the
uninitiated and justify their own
intellectual superiority when you see
someone intently staring at a Jackson
Pollock style roaming campus they're not
really trying to ascertain its deeper
meaning so I'll just an act to prove to
the other person that they are part of
the same codes of athletic relativism
while steering the Philistine general
public who just don't get it
despite the fact that there's nothing to
get there is a test I give my graduate
students all talented and well-educated
please analyze this Jackson Pollock
painting and explain why it is good it
is only after they give very eloquent
answers that I informed them that the
painting is actually a close up of my
like Matiz by claiming that the
invention of photography made it
studio apron modern office knows
explains who is the genius of someone
necessary for Altis to be more
imaginative unless realist bowl-shaped
run midway produces the most typo
realist works that the art world
ever see ya its Matisse who is embraced
by the establishment while to a large
extent muak is shown it goes back to
elitism the general public loves muak
because he's massively talented and his
works are stunning but the snooty
establishment looks Matiz because they
can pretend to be intellectually
superior to the general public by
waffling on about the pay thoughts and
the intricacy of a bunch of colored
squares modern all is literally rubbing
each from Uppsala starving sculptures to
a bag of waste paper some pool works of
all keep being thrown out because people
mistake them for garbage when it becomes
impossible to tell the difference
between conceptual aunt and trash then
we know we crossed the line it ceases to
be bold and daring and simply becomes a
worthless piece of crap I had my own
experience of this when I visited a
modern art museum in Lucerne Switzerland
appropriately named the const museum
seeking respite from an onslaught of
modern all you know leather jacket
spray-painted in stock to the wall a
tape recorder of a man
whining about how much he hated his
parents I found somewhere to see down
only to be still only told I was sitting
on a work of all awake painted already
seriously how long before they CBC
parody becomes real and we have people
claiming to have created invisible all
comes down to this we have to maintain
objective standards of quality and Talon
in order to discern the value of
anything do you see musicians playing
random notes and calls or vocal s
singing out of tune and demanding they
be taken seriously
yeah I'm not talking about you do you
see they get states's falling over and
demanding that they be given high
schools we rightly ask the artist has
perfected his craft piling up pieces of
Duncan strong on a cheap top doesn't
take scale crash took michelangelo three
years to call his iconic David out of a
rock took considerably less time and
skill for the LA County Museum of all to
provide us with a rock yes that's it i
three hundred and forty gone wrong on
the money they waste on this shy ten
million dollars for a frigging draw a
million dollars for a lamp post ring in
Calgary that's the gross thing is that
tax dollars go to support this they have
one exhibit that's all junk it's called
junk like part of the name of the
exhibit and you go there it's like
bottle caps that are glued to a
corkboard IQ Fox you motherfuckers you
you put this on a framed and hung on the
wall and you actually are charging
people to see this dog shits I mean just
total dog shit conceptual all also
reflects trends in society culture and
politics this is what happens when lefty
social justice warriors and cultural
marx's seized control of something and
ruin it for everyone else no one day
came as a so terrified of them seeing
the video games industry in central
office is another front in the War on
objectivism it's this ridiculous idea
that something has memories and
authenticity based on the flimsiest
subjective pretense just as a 52 year
old man can identify as a six-year-old
girl and demand that society and braces
delusion the all old presents as with 19
counts filled with feces undermines that
we treat it with reverence well I'm not
going to treat it with reference I'm
going to objectively argue that it's
nine
key pieces of shit and it's not all
nobody so shocking an offensive to
submerge Jesus in Pitt
provocative cliche if you really want to
be offensive
why don't you start during life-size
cartoons of Muhammad why don't you pick
the profits in this oh that's
politically incorrect the gravy train of
government grants would soon come to a
grinding halt so what happens when
people within the art world speak out
about the vacuous notice of motion while
they'd get publicly shamed fired even
massive the chairman of the Institute of
Contemporary Art was dismissed when he
dared to suggest that the author
establishment had quote disappeared up
its own massive described and sexual
office quote pretentious self indulgent
craft Louis tacked that I wouldn't
accept even as a gift and he's
completely right but the emperor has no
clothes is to threaten the very
existence of the art establishment
thankfully fewer and fewer people are
interested in modern all although
tourism is increasing attendance is at
Modern Art Museum's a dropping while
more people are attending traditional
museum there's also a huge backlash
against conceptual ought led by groups
like the stock is on the office
Renewal Center both of which are of
course under constant attack from the
establishment New York artist Lisa
leaving is protesting against modern
taught by sitting on a toilet for two
days if she was British the Turner Prize
people would be falling over themselves
to give her annual awards conceptual all
is shit it doesn't enrich our culture it
degrades and cheap and society by
exalting the Volga the crash and the
scatological and the people promoting it
a preventing us from enjoying modern
produced by office with
actual talent those people are
contemptible regressive tracks you
should be ostracize shamed on left alone
to play with each other's blue while
Jenny reflecting over its artistic
brilliance
