Well, well.
Here we are.
l wanna congratulateyou
for being on time.
Excuse me, sir?
l think there's been a mistake.
l know it's detention but, um,
l don't think l belong in here.
lt is now 7:06.
You have exactly eight hours
and fifty-four minutes to
think about whyyou're here.
Ponder the error
ofyourways.
- [ Gasps ]
-You may not talk.
You will not move
from these seats.
And you...
will not sleep.
All right, people,
we're going to ty something
a little different today.
We are going to write an essay...
ofno less than a thousand words...
describing to me
whoyou thinkyou are.
And when l say essay,
l mean essay.
l do not mean a single word
repeated a thousand times.
- Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
- Cystal.
Good. Maybe you'll learn
something about yourself.
Maybeyou'll even decide
whether or not
you care to return.
Uh, l can answer
that right now, sir.
- That'd be no for me, 'cause--
- Sit down,Johnson.
Thankyou, sir.
MyoMce is right across
that hall. Any monkey business
is ill-advised.
Any questions?
Yeah. l got a question.
Does Bary Manilow know
thatyou raid his wardrobe?
l'll give you the answer to that question,
Mr. Bender, next Saturday.
Don't mess with the bull
young man, you'll get thĂŠ horns.
That man is
a brownie hound.
[ Clicking Noise ]
[ Clicking Continues ]
[ Clicking Continues ]
[ Clicking Stops ]
You keep eating your hand,
you're not going to be hungy for lunch.
[ Loud Click]
[ Spits ]
l've seen you before,
you know.
[ Under Breath ]
Who l think l am.
