HELLO folks Pastry here to give you a little Natural Selection 2!
Uhhhhhhh... I'm playing this mostly because...
1. It's awesome.
2.
IT'S AWESOME.
and 3... mostly because I don't have shit to put on the Dapper Chaps Channel
right now so I figured I'd make something. YEAH.
Look at me! Being productive!
All right...
Now the real trick is going to be finding a server...AH. There's one!
The real trick is going to be finding a server... WHICH I JUST DID.
Why did I say that? [God damn it]
because uh... it's
OHHH NOOO.
DAMN IT.
Because it is uh... This is certainly off-peak hours for the uh...
US Markets so...
Finding a server with a decent ping for me might be a challenge.
AUCH, DAMN.
CURSE YOUUUUU.
I dunno I could try and find one with a couple people on it.
And uh...
See if we can't get another one going.
So yeah, this game came out on uh..Halloween.
Actually 10 years to the date of the original Natural Selection mod.
Which I'm sure at least some of you have heard of or played before.
But this game is FUN AS HELLLL.
As you'll see.
It's not low for ME.
Silly MAN talking.
I'll go marine.
(LET ME RIDE YOU)
AUWRIGHT.
Now I will uh... I'll let the voice communication roll because
what's the fun in that? 
We need to
hear the communication.
ALIEN SCUM.
(Someone needs to go up the south side and start capping)
C'MON (I'm not gonna take that Pastry if they own tram [you IDIOT])
[Oh. Right.] Acknowledged.
SOULJAS ARE UNDA ATTACK (Company!)
(I got this one!)
Damnit!
FUCK! Got me.
Twitchy little bastard.
(Everyone just keep pressuring the top and we'll send a guy around to cap everything)
(I'm guessing their hive is in departures)
(It is. We've already confirmed it)
No you don't you little bastard.
UOH DEAR.
I got skulked!
Oh lol they're building cysts into our thing. [It's called a base dipshit]
Yeah, screw that.
(SOULJAS ARE UNDA ATTACK) They obviously don't know we're here.
Well, NOW they do.
Thank you, sir.
Man my aim is really "shotty" today. [BA DUM BUM]
(Bar is capped)
(Just keep pressuring up the east side)
(Just keep pressuring up the east side while this guy uh..)
(Agent goes and caps it)
(Don't forget, every time you kill a cyst, those things are worth one res. One whole res that they waste)
(And it gives you points!)
YEAH. POINTS. (Armor one on the way)
(I can hear them!)
I can hear them skittering ABOOT.
(We keep pushing into departures really hard, I mean, someone should go cafeteria and start capping stuff)
[EVERYONE TALK AT ONCE]
YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY ANKLES THIS DAY.
Yeah this game does an exceptionally good job of- OH. THAT'S A- that's a..whip.
Yeahthoseahbad.
But yeah this game does a really good job
a of the asymmetrical teams, um...
The game is
really, really well balanced. (Keep expanding!)
The aliens and the marines each
have their own unique strengths and weaknesses  and this game is just fun as hell. [How eloquent] (We need two people uh...)
(Agent, you and Pastry go to the middle of the map. Go.)
(You two go middle)
(Not you, Agent, other door. There you go.)
(Looks like they're munching on Bar)
(Pastry, over here)
I got it! (Get the power up in center and then knock out that RT)
(Joker I want you to go cap)
Ohhhh I'm going to get fragged I know it.
Oh. We're doin' pretty good here. All right.
(You two in the middle)
(After you kill that skulk...)
LIKE A BOSS.
(I'm comin' back Pastry, hold on)
Please hurry I'm so scared.
For my little life.
UPGRADE COMPRETE.
(Once you're done there Joker, go to Onos bar)
(Hang on Pastry, I'm on my way)
I'll take the high ground.
(You two go stability and knock out whatever they have there)
NOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOO
(He was going for the newbie!)
(Hey Power I'm not dropping a second chair yet, keep moving)
DAMNIT!
(Pastry! Aw no. I'll wait for you so we can-)
He got my ankles...
(snrk)
(Flouse, move into locker)
(Follow Joker)
(Get the power up)
(You don't want to put an extractor up in courtyard?) (Not really. They're just gonna munch it down right now)
(I'd rather use the res on trying to lock down locker. So I want you two to go into stability and knock out whatever they have there)
(and then Flouse can hopefully get to locker)
(Just get the power up Flouse!)
(Hey Machs I gonna go back and get some ammo)
(Okay. I come too. I have 13 bullets)
They'll never suspect this!
(We're so Metal Gear!)
UNH. METAL GEAR.
GIGGLE
Colonel. (Take out that RT!) I'm in a vent.
(Go take out that RT!) There's snot everywhere. 
(Just go take out that RT!) [YOU'RE NO FUN]
(What's funny is I can't hear a god damn thing right now because I am playing The Doors incredibly loud)
(This thing makes so much noise) (UAARGHHHHHH)
HEY ALIUMS WE'RE KILLING YOUR SHIT! OVER HERE! HAIII!
OBJECTIVE COMPRETED
(Okay)
(Pastry and Agent, go back to stability. Go back in the vent and go back to stability and try to knock down that RT)
(Just keep knocking out RTs between maintenance and stability)
AYE AYE MONCAPPYTON
(On my way)
(I hear something Pastry)
(I have no mushine gun ammo)
PROCEED WAYPOINTUH
Aw, they killed the power.
What a jerk.
I HEAR SKITTERING!
