If you are looking for a Doctor, here's a very good doctor.
Ambulance!
-Now, Mrs. Upjohn,
- I want you to take your arms ...Oh Hugo!...and let
them wave through the air very
easily
- Not too swiftly.
- Like this, doctor?
- Yes, that's splendid.
-How long do you want me to do this, doctor?
-Just until you fly away.
Get me Mr. Whitmore.
- Hello?
- Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore.
All right. Hello?
Florida medical board.Good morning.
I'd like to talk to the man in charge of the
records, please.
Record department? Just a moment, sugar.
Record department.
Colonel Hawkins talking.
Colonel Hawkins, did you get a wire from me
regarding Dr. Hackenbush?
I'm sorry, sir, but there's a hurricane blowing
around here... you'll have to talk a little
louder.
Wee! It certainly is the windiest day we ever did
have.
I want to know about Dr. Hackenbush!
- Whitmore, cut out that squawking.The patients
are all complaining.
And I hope, sir, that that's the information
that you require.
I'm sorry, colonel. I didn't hear you.
- That's the last time… ...I'm gonna warn
you about that yowling.
What was it that you said, Sir?
- I was called to the Dictograph!
I'm terribly sorry, colonel. I didn't hear you.
Whitmore, one more yelp out of you, and I'll have you bounced out of here.
And I trust, sir, that answers your question.
I'm terribly sorry, colonel. I didn't hear you.
I can't hear you. You'll have to talk a little louder.
I want to find out something about Dr. Hackenbush!
- That's the last time… ...I'm gonna warn
you about that yelling.
Well, what is it now?
And in conclusion, let me say...
I'm sorry, colonel. What was that you said
about Dr. Hackenbush?
Hacken... You mean. Oh, no. Dr. Hackenbush is not here.
I know he's not there. He's here!
Then what are you bothering me for, Yankee?
Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore.
Operator, will you get off the line?!
- Hello? Hello, colonel.
- Yes?
Are you sure you're talking about  Dr. Hugo Z.
Hackenbush?
- Who?
- Hugo Z. Hackenbush!
- Who's calling him?
- The Standish Sanitarium.
- Oh, yeah, that's where he works. They say he's doing a mighty fine job up there.
Hackenbush!
- Whitmore, are you calling me?
- No, you sap!
- Hello. - Yes, now, what was that name again?
- Hackenbush. Hackenbush!
uhuh, Well, as soon as he comes in, we'll have
him get in touch with you.
Gah!
- Emily, I have a little confession to make.
Oh!
I really am a horse doctor.
But marry me, and I promise that
I'll never look at another horse.
- Aw, Hugo!
Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977)
was an American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star
He made 13 feature films with his siblings
the Marx Brothers, Chico Marx (brother)
Harpo Marx (brother), Gummo Marx (brother), Zeppo Marx (brother)
I must say I find television very educational.The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. - Groucho Marx Quote
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx Quote
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx Quote
