- This is the scariest place.
It's like one of those
tiny ass towns, that like,
you shouldn't be in.
Like they might eat you.
Wait, there's Freemasons
everywhere by the way.
- Apparently she fell on a wine jug.
- I fell on a wine jug,
that's how my hair got purple.
(laughs)
I've heard it all.
Literally, heard it all.
So, we're going to this, supposedly,
abandoned middle school which
is up this big ass hill.
I don't know if you guys
can see it. Up there.
So, we gotta figure out how
to get there without dying.
We've been driving around
this town trying to find a way
up there without having to
walk and we just found a way.
I'm pretty sure this
place is called Cairo.
- Cayro.
- I'm pretty sure it's called Cairo, dude.
And that's the place in Egypt. Cairo.
- [Man] Couldn't help but hearing you.
They call it Cayro over here.
- Is it Cayro?
- [Friend] Let's try to be
as non-cholent as possible.
- I mean, I don't think anybody saw us.
(screeching)
- What the fuck was that?
- Something that didn't sound good.
It looks insane.
- You ready?
- I'm kinda scared, dude.
We're in this weird ass place.
- I know.
- And I'm usually not.
"Childhood should be
a journey not a race."
We're going on a journey.
(gasps)
Oh fuck, dude.
(laughs)
(80s synth)
We're gonna go to this
other spot in this area.
No, it's locked.
Sliding down.
Alright, let's go.
We have to go back out the way we came in.
Gross!
Need some chairs? Some foldable chairs?
Nah, I'm good.
You can see the original
tile though. It's cool.
- Yeah I know, it's actually pretty nice.
- Yeah, right? This is a cool ass place.
Well, somebody opened the fire door.
That's not good.
I found the desk graveyard, guys.
This is the desk graveyard.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I don't want to live
here, but like if I did,
I'd come here everyday.
- Moss.
- I know, it's growing.
There's an actual real life
chalkboard in this school still.
For my posterity.
What the fuck?
Dude.
Oh my damn.
Look at this.
How ya doing? How ya doing? Ya doing good?
I mean, you wanna play soccer real quick?
(laughs)
It's so good.
This is the other building.
It's kinda fucked up.
Oh it's probably the gymnasium, dude.
Oh my god.
There's a Dr. Pepper sign
in this gym and I need it.
We're gonna go around the outside
because there's a giant
hole in the middle.
Damn.
I'm surprised nothing is
spray painted actually.
Ya need a hand?
Yeah, teamwork!
He literally could have
just gone through there.
- But that was cooler.
- Yes, it was.
- There's a fucking door.
- There's just a fucking door.
- Why is there a door there?
- I don't know. In case
you need to get in.
- It doesn't help that
the ball was deflated.
Yo, I'm taking out.
- Dude, you get a ten.
Let's just calm down.
I don't know it's pretty far.
Pretty high.
We're gonna try though, I'm gonna get it.
These are even longer.
Alright.
We gotta do this thing.
We got it.
Now he doesn't give a
fuck about the noise.
Oh my god.
Look at it.
I know but I didn't have
enough time on my camera.
1920's sign.
We gotta go mail that to me tomorrow.
I bet you I could make
like hundreds of dollars
on that but I'm not fucking selling it.
We should write the date on the back.
- The shit we just went
through to get this.
- So glad we got it.
I can't believe we did that.
This is from the 20's.
- And it's also from right now.
Sweat, blood, and tears.
- Sweat, blood, and tears.
Alright, we're gonna get out
of here and go to another spot.
