Oh, look at how many black cars.
1, 2--
1, 2, 3.
And one, [ZAP] and two [ZAP]--
I promise I find
this very amusing.
--and seven [ZAP].
And an eight.
[ZAP] And a 12.
[ZAP]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We're the Under Vlogs,
and we're in Philadelphia
right now because Derek's
just never been here,
so we're going to
show him around.
But we also are all
wearing shock collars.
And we have a bag full of
rules that we must follow,
where we're going to be picking
out one rule per location.
And if we don't follow
the rule, we get shocked.
So every person has
somebody else's remote.
So right now, Derek has Rachel's
Rachel has Tyler's, Tyler has
me, and I have Derek's.
Very confusing, but
that's how it is.
Yes.
So without further ado,
let's just do that.
What's it say?
I knew I was going
to get this one.
Don't talk.
Thank god.
Don't smile.
It's not that hard.
When you see a dog?
Oh, no.
I get shocked when I
say someone's name.
Ooh.
I'm gonna make Tyler smile.
Tyler.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
No, I don't.
I said something to Caoimhe.
You just said a name.
Oh my gosh!
Caoimhe shock me.
[ZAP]
[GRUNTS]
Tyler!
Tyler!
Mm.
I love you.
You're allowed to
talk, aren't you?
Yeah, but if I talk,
I start laughing.
Maybe I need to
do something else.
Wait, Tyler, if you're
smiling, that's cheating.
I'm just going to shock him now.
[ZAP]
[LAUGHTER]
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle--
[LAUGHS]
Oh my god!
[LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE]
was so ridiculous.
[ZAP]
Ow!
Smile.
[ZAP]
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I have done my
work for the day.
I will now go find a dog.
I'm proud of you.
Tyler, did you just smile?
Yeah, he did!
Nyah!
[ZAP]
Ow!
That's--
Sorry.
Mean!
Sorry.
And frankly, a little shocking.
Ah!
He smiled again!
[ZAP]
You're smiling now!
Stop smiling!
Why can't we get anybody else?
Caoimhe, you look
very nice today.
I was able to touch it.
It hurts you.
I don't understand
what you're saying.
You're so rude.
You don't say thank
you to compliments.
God, 2017, people nowadays.
Oh my goodness,
it's Sailor Moon!
I don't know what
you're saying, you're
going to have to be more vocal.
It's hot?
Yes, I agree.
Can we get food?
Are we eating here?
I don't think they
have pizza here.
I'm kind of in the mood
for a Caesar salad.
Do you want pizza?
Pizza?
Give your opinion.
Out loud.
Come on.
Just once.
Give your opinion out loud.
Goodness gracious.
[LAUGHS]
What does everyone want?
Pizza.
All right.
Well then, let's get pizza.
Let's leave China Town.
Pizza!
OK.
So now that we're at lunch,
let's reset the rules.
Talk in our random accent.
Oh my goodness.
(VAGUELY BRITISH
ACCENT) Wonderful.
I would do this anyway.
Of course you got that one.
Sing your words.
[LAUGHS]
When you see a black car.
OK, when you see a black
car, I have to be shocked.
Oh, no.
Wow, that's really--
There's so many black cars.
Don't smile.
Is that a black car?
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[YELPS]
I got the best possible
one in this scenario.
(SINGING) Tyler,
there's a black car.
All right.
Oh, nice.
[ZAP]
[YELPS] Stop looking
for black cars.
I'm not looking,
they're coming to me.
(SINGING) Black car.
Right there.
No!
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, no, you're doing
good right now.
Oh, look at that.
Nice.
[ZAP]
Ah!
My god.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, Suburban.
[ZAP]
No!
God.
I'll have a Sprite, please?
Can I please get
a fried calamari?
And the pepperoni pizza, 13".
You look like you have Botox.
(VAGUELY BRITISH ACCENT)
I'll get the Caesar salad.
(SINGING) Can I
get a Caesar salad?
OK.
[LAUGHS]
Look!
Look at this!
It's a wonderful black Honda.
Would you like to click it,
or do you want me to click it?
OK, just give it to me.
Just--
[ZAP]
Ow!
There you go.
There's another
one, right there.
Huh.
Look at that.
All right.
[ZAP]
(SINGING) OK, but I feel like
you should basically only
be able to talk in
one accent, not two.
Let's see who can
make him laugh.
Stop.
You're trying to get me to
laugh, it's not going to work.
Another black car.
OK.
This isn't that crunchy.
[ZAP]
[INAUDIBLE]
Derek, your face [INAUDIBLE].
Can you not say your words?
[LAUGHS]
I want to start knocking out
these cars in the parking lot.
There's a Nissan.
[ZAP]
There's a Honda.
What happened?
What happened?
You made her throw her
chicken wing at her crotch.
[CRIES]
(SINGING) So we still have to go
with the same rules as before.
Heh.
Heh.
Hey.
(TALKING WITHOUT MOVING
LIPS) I didn't say anything.
You didn't sing.
She didn't sing.
[ZAP]
Ah!
[LAUGHS] Oh, I smiled.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Sorry, I thought I had
Derek's remote for some reason.
I promise you, I'm very happy.
Take a right on Market.
Look at this.
[ZAP]
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS] Uh!
No, you didn't do it.
Things are so stressed.
(SINGING) What a cute dog.
Go ask him if you can pet him.
(SINGING) No, because then
I have to sing it to him,
and that's incredible awkward.
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
(VAGUELY BRITISH ACCENT)
I'm in love with this game.
Oh, look at how many black cars.
One--
One, two, three.
All right.
And a one, and a
two, and a three--
I promise I find
this very amusing.
--and a seven, and an
eight, and a 12, and a 13--
(SINGING) You have
chills on your arms.
It's quiet funny.
--15, and another
one over there.
And a 16.
Oh, down that street.
We're at Spruce
Street Harbor Park,
and we're going to play Giant
Jenga, except for no rules.
You can just shock as you
please because it's funny.
[ZAP]
Oh, that stings.
[ZAP]
That stings.
Oh, you're shocking her?
Oh, that stings.
Good game.
Good game.
[ZAP]
[SCREAMS]
Oh my-- phew.
[ZAP]
Mm.
You've got it.
[ZAP] [ZAP]
Ow!
You've got this.
[ZAP] [ZAP]
Ow.
Ah.
[LAUGHS] Oh, god, I can
feel the thing through you.
You are being really mean.
Derek, you've got this.
No, I don't.
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
I tried.
You saved it!
Oh!
How?
Caoimhe.
Put it back.
It didn't fall.
It didn't fall.
It didn't fall.
How did you mess that up?
We just start--
[THUMP]
It didn't fall.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - "LIFE IS A HIGHWAY"]
--is a highway.
I want to ride it
all night long.
So we're going to go mini
golfing, because right
now, we're at Arnold's, but--
Prepare to go-cart it!
Yeah!
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, I'm so scared!
Are you going to hit me?
No, I'm not going to hit you,
I'm just so scared right now.
So am I.
[ZAP]
Oh, god.
Tyler!
[LAUGHS]
Look out, [INAUDIBLE].
[LAUGHTER]
[ALERT SOUNDING]
[TONE]
[ZAP]
Ow!
Ow!
Who is [INAUDIBLE] me?
Oh my goodness.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHS] Oh no.
[INAUDIBLE]
How do I back up in this thing?
Oh, come on!
[TONE]
Ow!
Ow!
Jesus Christ!
[LAUGHS] [INAUDIBLE]
Come on, Caoimhe!
Come on!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, no!
[LAUGHS] We're going
to have to [INAUDIBLE]..
[TONE]
Now we're doing mini golf.
I crashed many times.
We had to stop.
Don't be a baby.
[ZAP]
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[THUNK]
[LAUGHS]
Dang.
Tyler, hit her back.
Tyler, hit her back.
Quickly, quickly.
Quickly.
Hit it into the hole.
Hit it into the hole.
I already got a hole in one.
Hit it into the hole.
Yeah!
Woo!
Did you guys see that?
That was a crazy.
I'm really good.
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
Actually, that startled
me a little bit.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHS]
No way.
Yay!
Yay!
Victory shock!
Ow!
[LAUGHS] [INAUDIBLE].
How high is it?
I don't know.
I can't see it.
[LAUGHTER]
Tyler, quickly.
Tyler, do that thing.
Do that thing.
All right, you have to start--
[LAUGHTER]
OK, bye, Rachel.
Beautiful.
Rejected.
Why do you hate me so much?
[ZAP]
Ow!
Ow!
That one-- do you
keep turning it up?
[ZAP]
Ow.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[SCREAMING]
The greatest golfer of all time!
[ZAP]
Yeah!
[GASPS]
Wow, that's--
Oh, look at this!
[SCREAMING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Yes!
Look at that.
Look at that, guys.
Yes!
I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
You guys can keep golfing.
Want to play bowling?
Let's go bowling.
I'm done with this.
Yeah, I'm not good
at this at all.
I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
This is the best game of
mini golf I've ever played.
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
Ow!
Can I put the bumpers up?
I'm actually terrible at this.
I'm really bad at bowling.
No bumpers!
You've got this.
It's going the wrong way.
It should not be going that way.
You got one.
I'm proud of you.
Hey, good work.
Yes, Derek!
Woo!
I'm having a ball.
Oh my god, I'm tired.
[ZAP]
Ow!
OK, please stop.
Please.
Please stop.
I still got it!
Pick up!
Oh, that was a good high-five!
All right.
What kind of joke is this?
Pew-pew!
Pew-pew!
Why does everyone look--
Who's is this?
[ZAP]
I don't know.
Ow!
Ooh!
[LAUGHS]
I'm really sorry.
[LAUGHS]
Uh.
OK.
OK.
[INAUDIBLE] I believe in you.
Oh my god!
[LAUGHS]
If you keep bowling this poorly,
I'm going to go on strike!
Guys, come on.
I have fun to spare.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
