Are you feeling tired??
Irritable???
Stressed out about government 
and the state of democracy???
Well...
You might consider Voting.
Hi, I'm an actual doctor.
From the people that brought you Adulting™ comes
Prescription Strength VOTER|RX®, 
known in its generic form as "Voting."
Voting is shown to relieve the painful symptoms of 
Civic Constipation and Electile Dysfunction...
in the voting populace.
I used to spend every waking moment 
ranting on social media.
I couldn't stop putting up signs 
on my lawn, my bumper...
even my own body.
Clinical studies show that Voting is more
effective than any other method for
treating Verbal Incontinence, Cynicism
Hopelessness, Disillusionment, 
Spontaneous Facepalming
and getting my head out of my ass.
I used to think politics wasn't
my thing, pretending like my
Inactive Citizenship wasn't bothering me. 
Voting works to treat my moderate to severe
F#%! ITS and Chronic Apathy.
Voting is proven a hundred times more effective
than posting on social media, 
assuming the fetal position,
praying for the apocalypse,
disowning family members,
or moving to Canada
If you're an American
18 and over, 
Voting is recommended for you.
Voting doesn't work to change your thoughts
about politics. Voter|RX® works to channel
those feelings into effective
participation in democracy.
I was so distracted...
Plagued by "the news"
And even though I still don't really 
understand what a caucus is.
Now that I'm voting I feel more 
empowered, more positive about
the future and less likely to gouge my eyes out.
"Do you easily give your power away?"
"Do you blame other people for your problems?"
"Voting may not be right for you."
"Side effects may include:"
"Being able to better justify your existence,"
"the ability to look your kids in the eye,"
"decreased thoughts of suicide,"
"and sleeping."
So if you suffer from Electile Dysfunction (E.D.),
Civic Constipation,
do the one thing we all can agree on 
and ask your doctor...
Ask you doctor,
if voting is right for you.
