
English: 
🍵TEA TIME🍵
🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵
OOOH BOI
Hi Im have hwk to do so goodbye

English: 
🍵TEA TIME🍵
tEaAa TiMeE 🍵🍵🍵🍵
GLuG glug gLUg gLug GLUG!
A H H
OH BOY do we have some more tea
There's been tea spilling freaking EVERYWHERE
NOW, Jake Paul, out of nowhere-
Nobody:
*chuckle*
Jake Paul:
C O D Y   K O   I S   A   B U L L Y
Jake Paul tried to cancel Cody Ko
And it's some beautiful cringe
That we're gonna watch now
Ah- Let's enjoy
Good times-
His face was PRICELESS
ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ
For those of you who don't know, Cody Ko is a.... *thinks*
Commentary channel??
He makes fun of other people's content for a living??
And Jake Paul has a couple things to say to Jake Paul (nice one)
No more hiding behind the screen, FACE-TO-FACE
I assume it's gonna be something like
UhHH
COdY kO, yoU knOW I cOULd bEaT yOu Up, MaN
bUT i'M nOt gONNa
yOu bULLy
yOu'Re BULLY, CoDy
I DON'T LIKE YOU, CODY (video: screaming in background)
A BUH BUH
BLUHP
BLUP-
I- I gotta put something on the *mumbles*

English: 
Video: AHHHH *people talking*
Yo. Did you see his face?
That was PRICELESS.
Let's zoom in on that face
*Cody Ko zoom*
He's smiling normally
Aheh-
That's worth at least a MILLION comies
*very sped up Jake Paul talking*
frick his life
*sped up talking continues*
Frick his life UP is the general exception
But I can't really fault him for not speaking perfectly
*weird noise* *sped up talking*
JP: UM- I'm about to confront one of my biggest "haters"
JP: 28 year old wannabe comedian Cody Ko
OHHHH he called him wannabe comedian !!
Ehee- heehee teeeaa
*slurping noises*
Ohhhhhhh sh*t
heh
Twenty eight? I'm twenty nine
ohhh nOoO
JP: *sped up* The first time when he was working at Fullscreen,
Which is like a Youtube community network as like, a little uh-
Am I watching this- is two times and I didn't even realize- sorry, okay
JP: And now, he just sh*ts on people-
*licc*
JP: -to become famous
That's- that's- that's it

English: 
I'm not Youtube's... hero, I'm not here to like
Save the day and, and like, you know *hums vague theme*
*hums vague theme* like all this-
No one- *chuckles* No one is thinking that, Jake
*laughing* Don't worry, you don't need to specify
*laughs*
Ohh god, this is so funny
JP: This guy, Cody Ko, is a bully
He's a cyberbully and I HATE *constipated face* - I f**king HATE cyberbullies-
Like I HATE it, it's the worst thing in the world, people-
Wasn't there a bunch of allegations that Jake Paul was a bully in school
That was never really adressed?
Alright so what's the problem with Cody Ko then, what did he do?
JP: -hiding behind the computers, talking shit about other people
It's consumed our generation, it's consumed our society, and I think it's-
*struggling*
-LARGELY in part to do with these... NEGATIVE.. TROLLS,
ONLINE, who have 2.5 million subscribers all the way to people like Keemstar
Who have even more subscribers than that that just spread negativity
Into the earth, I fucking HATE IT, I don't understand it-
Did he just swear?

English: 
DID JAKE PAUL JUST S W E A R??
J A K E    P A U L    M A D E    A    S W O R E
*police sirens*
JAKE PAUL MADE A SWORE
JAKE PAUL MADE A S W O R E
What the frick man?
Now, I watched Cody Ko's content and it's gen- generally just poking fun,
Or cringing at, what other people create, I don't really-
*heh*
-see him going
ᶠᵏ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʲᵃᵏᵉ ᵖᵃᵘˡ ᵍᵘʸ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᶠᵏⁿ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰⁱˢ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ
Like-
JP: And I want to like, put a voice up against it
Uh, maybe-
Start a conversation about how we can stop it
And maybe not support these types of people who are literally
Causing the youth to be like-
Negative, and-and have like, a lot of aminosity-
I like how Jake Paul, out of all people, is criticizing how other people are influencing the youth
I think that's-
he's DEFINITELY the right person to do that *laughing*
Thank you Jake Paul,
What could we possibly do without you?

English: 
JP: The reason I feel like I can, like, touch on this subject
and it be completely fair is because Cody Ko has made probably like, ten videos now
and dozens of tweets talking shit about m- not only me but my brother-
He criticizes song, he said he doesn't like Logan Paul
DAAMN he's got 64,000 retweets
That's the one that got in the bag
What was that one? *reads tweet*
Oh- HAHAHA
ohh, that's funny
JP: -not only me but my brother, and, they're some of his like most viewed videos
As I said, I don't like making these videos and like, to me it's kinda like, ahughshs this is fukinn just like, doing shit
Just to like, talk-
CAN YOU STOP SWEARING
WHAT THE FRICK
JP: -shit about each other, uh, but no that-
They censored the first one
WHO'S EDITING YOUR VIDEOS JAKE
GOD DAMN

English: 
JP: -where this video is going is, I am, uh, I am going to
CONFRONT Cody Ko in person
TODAY.
The backstory of this is, my friend Jeff-
Clip: my name ehh JEFF
-has like a podcast-
*hysterical laughing*
*inhale*
J E F F
JP: -Youtube kinda show where he interviews guests
And Cody Ko is going on to his Barber Shop guest podcast thingie today
And Jeff called me and was like yo, I know you and Cody Ko have had beef in the past
I thought it'd be funny if you came out and you confronted Cody in person
And got his reaction on camera
Sounds like your friend J E F F got you baited, son
*giggling*
Sounds like JEFF just wanted more attention
And he knew you'd fall for it
Goddammit, Jake
So I think, you know,
If I was Jake Paul, and I was gonna do this, I would bring up some examples
On why this Cody Ko guy is such a threat, or what he said that's soo bad
Spoilers, he doesn't
*laughs*
It actually makes his jokes 10x funnier

English: 
Because Jake Paul is putting them up there like
hOw cOuLD he sAy tHIs??
Cody: Oh I think he's starting to maybe throw some shade at his brother!
JP: So, he's just deciding all of the sudden that it's time t-to, SHIT on somebody (Cody: his brother, jake paul)
Cody: If you don't know, his fanbase... He's dubbed them "Jake Paulers"
*pained zoom*
creative.
He came out with a song. A new song. They both came out with songs, actually
Logan's... I watched that one, he's uh dressed up as a minion
I dunno... who the f**k made that call
Who signed off on that?
Who was like, yea dude for your first single ever, for the video, you should definitely dress as the thing
(pewds: *dying*) that everybody in America hates most
(pewds: *dying even more*)
JP: I- I can't imagine like, being a human and having this much HATRED (pewds: *gaspy laughter*)
inside, like-
*continues dying*
This video is so beautiful, look at Jake
He's just commenting, why did he dress like a minion
And Jake Paul is treating it like he just gave away his address to someone

English: 
oH WAIT, Y O U DID THAT JAKE!! OH NOO, SORRY
Cody: -minion. I dunno who the f**k made that call
Who signed off on that? (JP triggered)
Who was like, yea dude, for-
How could he say- like how could he-
IF LOGAN PAUL WANTS TO DRESS UP AS A MINION, THEN LET HIM DO IT GODDAMMIT
I don't understand how he could have so much hate for minions
Why do people hate minions
I don't get it
Cody: -for your first single, ever
Could you not have bring up- brought up any better examples?
Like, I feel like
There's probably some discussion worth having here
About channels that are literally only dedicated
To s**ting on other people
For Jake Paul to make this video
IT SAYS- *laughing* f*ck it's so bad
*inhale*
Ohhh god
Cody: -definitely dress up as the thing that everybody in America hates the most
JP: I-uh- *triggered*
And I know for a fact that Cody makes his own original content as well
It's not like he ONLY makes those videos
JP: I can't imagine like, being a human and having this much h a t r e d
inside
Sociopath confirmed?

English: 
Jake Paul reptile confirmed?
JP: -belittle somebody so much that, like, you're just shitting on EVERY little possible detail
That this person is doing
Alright, I'll explain what Jake Paul's cave brain is trying to say here
There ARE channels that ARE dedicated purely to criticize people
And these channels, clearly, have to make a living
giving their audience what they want
So they nitpick a lot of things that aren't that big of a deal
And I've seen this many times on these channels, they nitpick these small things
that doesn't matter, but since they built an audience around this topic of just sh*tting people,
then they all get along with as well, like YEAAAAH
HOW DARE THAT PERSON SELL SLIGHTLY OVERPRICED MERCH, WE NEED TO CANCEL THEM
And it just creates this toxic atmosphere, and I get that
buT FOR JAKE PA U L
To make this video
is beautiful
Cody: -actually, who likes minions? My mom, that's it (pewds laughing)

English: 
Cody: It's everyday bro,
Pewds: It's so funny
Watching this with this- he added this eerie music in the edit
Who the frick likes minions??
My mom
Jake Paul treats it like this is the worst thing anyone's ever said about him
Cody: -that's the- that's the title of it. I haven't checked it out yet, honestly
I've been waiting-
JP: I've- see, I- like, I think he's terrible I- he's really terrible, he's really like terrible, I don't- I mean
I don't even wanna watch him,
OH MY GOD. Honestly, can't even continue watching him make fun of minions ANYMORE
I will not stand for this
I will rise up and beyond
JP: The point is, here's some examples of like...
The people he shit on, the jokes he's made about people, uh, it's just not acceptable
Cody: This is Logan Paul with better hair
Pft *laughs*
I don't-
It makes it so much funnier that Jake Paul nitpicked these
Guy : *laughing*
Cody: Now that's my jam
*video music plays*
Cody: Whoa- wait what the f*ck in a shamalamading was that?
*music*
There's another absolute classic starting situation right there, folks. You know when you're juggling your soccer ball

English: 
ALONE.
Cody: Oh, jesus f*cking christ
*sad music*
Cody: You know this is not comedy, you can do this with ANYTHING!
Girl: I'm not really sure if that's the right thing and he's like c'mon, just do it it's not a big deal!
Cody: WHO THE F**K do you want to date?
Pewds: *laughing* Oh, I saw this video!
Cody: Camu powder??
OH DUDE, you're drinking CUM POWDER??
JP: You're just a bull-
*silent laughter*
HOW DARE HE??
That joke's just too far
JP: -all the hatred that has a fanbase that can- that can affect the, the world I guess
Like I said, I don't wanna be like- uhhghh the youtube hero right now
He's affecting the world
JP: But I do wanna see how he'll react when he's confronted in person
This guy is 28 years old, like
Sitting behind my computer making fun of like kids that are younger than him and he- he's-
comedic, like YES, some of this stuff is funny, like it's funny to make jokes about people and like-
that's okay, but there's definitely- he's definitely crossing a line with it in a huge way

English: 
where, if someone's watching this video and it's a-
Give some examples of that, the ones you brought up are not crossing the line (G-Fuel flip)
No one thinks that way, at least
JP: BUT,  think about like, what that's actually doing to these people you're laughing at or that
he's like making fun of
And, I can only imagine what he is going through as a person you know like
whh- like, how- how hurt he feels on the inside to where
he needs to like drag people down
To... To make himself
Feel better, to like push his career, uh, further down the line
I can only imagine just how much SUFFERING Cody Ko has to deal with every day
for being such a savage online
He must be carrying so much pain
JP: -make him feel like he needs to hate on other people he finds or something and other people accept that
and maybe figure out how you can not do that
More advice from Jake Paul everyone
JuSt aCCePt iT, aNd FigURE oUt hOw to NoT dO iT
If YoU gOT hATe iN yOUr HeARt, jUsT aCCePt iT aND fiGUrE oUt HoW tO reMOvE iT
JP: We're gonna spin Cody around, I'm gonna go into this closet

English: 
uh, that's on the set
I'm gonna be hiding in that closet,
and then Jeff is going to ask Cody a question about me
And I'm going to come out-
Guy: *laughing*
JP: After- after that
JP: I don't wanna-
I really, truly feel like this is not Jake Paul's idea
I think someone is feeding him these ideas and were like
aLL tHEsE pEOpLe hErE jUsT bULLiEs
uhhhgh like-
I don't know how he comes to this conclusion at least
It doesn't make sense to me
JP: *quietly giggling*
*dramatic music*
JP: Sup man- *unintelligible*
*laughing, yelling*
*mildly suprised Cody*
(pewds laughing)
Cody: I don't wanna fight- (both talking unintelligibly)
Pewds: I don't wanna fight
*laughing*
God, the cringe
Jeff: Sit down
JP: But uhh-

English: 
Jeff: Tell him what? Lecture?
JP: Yea dude, you know- cyberbullies kids, bro
KIDS!
*talking over each other*
JP: Bro, I don't like that
Cody: Which kids?
JP: (avoiding quesion) I don't like cyberbullies, and you're a cyberbully
*cringe laughing*
It's a pretty relevant question, I like how Cody just put him on the spot right away
What kids? *laughs*
I dun like it
You cyberbullied kids man
I don't like it, I don't like how you-
Cody: *sarcastically* Sorry man
JP: Hey man, you said sorry, that's good
Cody: Yea, I'm sorry for bullying you
JP: Well- it- it's NOT OKAY but like... but like-
Cody: For real I can't tell if he's joking-
JP: NO I'M NOT JOKING like...
JP: For real, like,  there's kids out there- I- I've met girls you've like, GONE IN ON
Like, I don't f**k with this
Cody: Who is-
JP: I don't need to bring up their names if I was going after them-
Don't- don't worry, you've already shown them in the video Jake
Girl: I'm not really sure if that's the right thing and he's like c'mon, just do it, it's not  a big deal!
Cody: WHO THE F-
JP: For real, like, there's kids out there like I- I've met girls who you've like GONE IN ON

English: 
JP: Like I don't- I don't f**k with this
Cody: Who are-
JP: I don't need to bring up their names if I was going after them you know what I'm saying but like...
JP: But like, that shit that you do like you sit there in front of a camera actually like
*unintelligible* -but like, that's not cool I just don't like it
Jeff: Aye, aye thanks for coming to the party, didn't ask for ya-
(pewds: ahahaha)
Jeff: Ummm...
*people talking over each other*
Jeff: We got another party, *laughing*
JP: You don't need that, bro
*talking over each other again* (seriously this part is really hard to caption)
Jeff: -bring Cody to the party?
JP: Yea you said sorry bro, I'll shake your hand for that
Pewds: That was it?
That's like, the most insincere apology I've ever heard
Sorry for bullying you, I guess
*laughs*
JP: Oh no, he can't come
Jeff: Oh okay, whatever I don't care, as long as I can go
*talking as they hug*
Cody Ko can't come to his party
This is so sad.
JP: Aww, hey bro
Was that set up? I feel like that was set up
Like HEY- ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵉᵗ ᵘᵖ
JP: *something about the party*
Yea you said sorry bro, I'll shake your hand for that

English: 
Jeff: Now you say no- he can't come to the party
JP: Oh no, he can't come
Jeff: Oh, okay
OHHH my GO D
*cringing*
Oh my god, it's the *mumbles*
*laughing* they forgot to cut it out!
*LOUDLY LAUGHING*
OHHHH, YES
OH, I'M SO GLAD I NOTICED THAT
*loud laughter pt 2*
Just say no, just say the line where you say no, he can't come to the party
JAKE WAS EVEN LIKE, OH YEA HE CAN COME HE SAID SORRY
OHHH MYYY GOD
This is beautiful
I'm so happy
*handshake fail*
He missed the handshake, that's super embarrassing, how could anyone do that I've nEvEr done that!
ohh my godd
JP: I love ya bro, good to see ya
That was it, you gotta get over- you gotta- if you can dish jokes, you gotta be able to take them
You know what I'm sayin?
What jokes? What jokes did he make about him?
JP: Listen, listen, listen

English: 
(Pewds: Cody is using I-Don't-Wanna-Be-Here mode, so I'm just gonna check my phone)
Cody: Yea, I thought he was- *overlapped arguing*
Jeff: I tried to get lightweight dude, I didn't want Jake to come in here-
Cody: I- f**k-
JP: Like bro, I didn't wanna do shit, I was being nice
Cody: That's how he- he makes videos, he likes to pull shit like that, you know that
JP: I- I mean, okay yes that's how- it's FUNNY, right, like you have-
You clearly have a huge audience where you're spreading so much negativity, so it's like-
Cody: That's fine man
JP: Where's the- where's the- where's the barrier, like where's like the... where you stop, where's the line you know?
JP: Where it's funny versus like, that's f**cked up and like you- you're spreading like a lot of shit on the internet like that
Cody: We all have different lines
(Pewds: Yea exactly! Completely subjective)
Guy: I get what you're saying for sure, like, I told him if he made a video about me, I'd be f**cking crying
-but then at the same time-
Cody: I TOLD you that I keep it fun, I keep it light-hearted
JP: No, you really don't, you-
(Pewds: *sarcastic* No, definitely not)
Well, can we have some examples where you DON'T then
that isn't just random clips that are completely incomprehensible?

English: 
Like, if Cody Ko goes abov- beyond the line then at least show that
I'M NOT DEFENSIVE,  I just uhhhh mY JOKES ARE F I NE
Guy in BG: I watch his videos, they're good, they're funny
JP: Yea like yo- you're HILARIOUS, bro, like you're-
You're HILARIOUS!
You're SO FUNNY!
GOT EM
Also Jake Paul, UH "wannabe comedian?"
heh, YOU'RE HILARIOUS
JP: I don't tell anyone to- Why am I holding this fucking microphone?
(pewds: STOP SWEARING, JAKE)
Jeff: The guy holding the mic- *JP yelling*
JP: I'm on one side of the spectrum, and he's on one- one other side of the spectrum you know?
But there should be like a middle ground where like
We can actually make a difference
Cameraman: He didn't really seem like he was trying to budge, like you were pretty understanding you know and you were tryna like
Find a different perspective and I didn't really think he was up into that
(JP: No, yeah)
Cameraman: He was just kinda deflecting the whole time
JP: We're back now, I'm watching uh, I'm watching this footage back over
Then Jake Paul reviews the footage
Where he GOT EMM

English: 
JP: So, homie immediately like tries to, you know, smile like, you know, he's definitely, obviously nervous, he goes to-
He goes to shake my hand
Uhh, because he's, he's probably so caught off-guard
What you do have is a talent, Cody
And I f**king challenge you bro, to take that talent of like, being funny,
and put it elsewhere, into something positive that like-
Jeff: Sit down-
JP: Oh, look at his face, look at how nervous he looks he's like-
He doesn't look nervous to me- I don't know, I don't get what he's saying
If anything, Jake came across more nervous
JP:  -cyberbullying kids bro, KIDS
I don't like that bro, I don't like that
Cody: Which kids?
JP: Which kids- like, he's deflecting, like-
NO, IT'S.. A PRETTY REASONABLE QUESTION
*laughing*
JP: He doesn't like- he doesn't even wanna like- I-
What kids, what- like, which kids, like,
bro, how about the f**king 200 videos that you have on your youtube channel?
JP: -and you're a cyberbully
Cody: *laughs* I'm sorry man

English: 
JP: Yea you said- you said sorr-
(JP: I'm sorry man)
Cody: Yep, I'm cyberbullying
(JP: Looks down at the ground and like, is like, I'm sOrRy mAn)
He doesn't even look down, he's just like *hair flip* I'm sorry man
(JP: I'm sorry man)
Cody: Yep, I'm cyberbullying
(JP: Looks down at the ground and like, is like, I'm sOrRy mAn)
(These are the type of like- these are the types of like, they're not like a real- he's not like a real man, he's 28 years old-)
(-and he's like-)
aHHhhHH I'm sorry man, like, sorry for talking shit about you for 45 minutes
Heh- Jake, you're doing what you're criticizing him for doing,  you understand that right?
He's not a real man, wannabe comedian, nitpicking things
From the scenario?
I get it, you wanna give him the taste of his own medicine, but
I dunno man
I challenge you, Jake Paul
to remove any hate from your heart
As awful as this video is,
Jake Paul, somewhere in there there is a point to be made
I feel like
And he did say this to start a conversation
I don't think he necessarily did this video
to END IT ALL *heh*

English: 
I think it was done extremely poorly, it was a bad subject to pick as well
It reminded me a little bit about-
I dunno if you guys saw where Shane Dawson confronted his biggest "hater,"
and then as soon as they met, it was like
OH YAYY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW YAY WE LOVE EACH OTHER YAAY
And it's just like, cringe dude
If you have your opinion, at least stand by it
And it seems like Cody at least did that
So...
Jake Paul has obviously figured that a lot of people criticize his-
I can't imagine Jake Paul really going against that and being like YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS GUY SUCKS TOO
I guess he did that in this video
It's like the only role that he physically cannot fill, so obviously he's gonna take the moral high ground on it
If Jake Paul's point is that ohh, you need to be publicly humiliated
to learn, THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL THE SAME JAKE? (damn savage)
*appreciates own roast*
That was a joke (for legal reasons)
ANYWAY, I think there are channels that are bad in that regard of just
focusing on nitpicking topics about people
A lot of them also are good in the sense that

English: 
since they're dedicated on these topics, a lot of times they get a lot of topics really well
and really right and really quickly so I think they're important as well
ANYWAY, that's it BYE
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