LOUIS CK: I like kids, you know.
I like some kids. 
You can't like all kids because some kids are shitty. 
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LOUIS CK: It's true, and some people don't want to ever admit that. There's people that are like, every child is like a star in the shining sea. 
No, some kids suck, man. 
Some kids are just shitty. 
It's true. You've seen them. 
You know when you're in a store and you see a kid, and you're just like, fuck that kid, man. 
That kid's a fucking jerk. 
I hate that kid. 
This is a shitty little kid, man. 
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LOUIS CK: I saw a kid like that once. I was.
Store and I'm looking at this kid 
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LOUIS CK: Just fucking hating him,
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 cause I'm, I'm waiting in line. 
What am I gonna, you know.
That's what you do when you're waiting in line. 
You just pick someone to hate while you're waiting, you know. 
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LOUIS CK: Just some guy you just start forming an opinion with no information at all. 
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LOUIS CK: Ah, fucking loser, hate that guy, what a prick. 
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LOUIS CK: Wearing a tie, fuck you. What do you think you are, better than me? You know, just. 
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LOUIS CK: Just to occupy yourself. 
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LOUIS CK: He's standing there, he has no idea you're boiling with hatred, you know. 
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LOUIS CK: So I pick this kid, and I'm hating him, he's shitty. 
He was like neeee, neeee. Just seemed like a shitty kid to me. 
And I'm looking at him. And then he looked at me.
And the worst thing is this is a true story. 
This kid's looking at me; he's like 6 years old. 
Nobody else was looking. 
So I just went like this. I went.
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LOUIS CK: I just flip him off. 
Just real quick, little thing between me and him. 
And he couldn't believe it. 
He was like, oooh. 
He was blown away.
'Cause nobody does that. 
Nobody gives the finger to some kid for no reason. 
I think I helped him out a little there, you know? 
Yeah, that happens. Deal with it. 
You know, I think.
Parents must want to do that to their kids all the time. 
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 As much as you love your kid there has to be those times your kids just bein' a shit. 
He's going, why can't I have a candy? 
I wanted a candy.
And you just want to go, hey, you know what, fuck you kid.Alright?
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LOUIS CK: Yeah. Yeah, fuck you, how do you like that? Huh? Huh. 
Fuck you, buddy.
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