(WAPISH) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome to a game called Cosmic Trip.
It's a game where you have to defend off waves of enemies.
But, it's a bit u - more unique than that. Because...
we're in space, right now.
The levels are actually on another planet
And, you have to build your own little bases.
You have to build your own little robots.
...and, also this.
[ZAP]
I get my own guns, which makes Frisbee discs.
Ne yew... FLING these at enemies,
and there super fuckin' cool!
Now, I've done the tutorial.
So I kinda know...
The - The basic premise and the basic setup of it and everything.
So, I'm gonna try, survival mode.
[Jackaboy struggling]
There we go, try that. Thank you, thanks for pushing the button there really appreciate it.
Nice
Ok, where's my little robot friend?
There he is.
[robotic beeps]
He's adorable. He's like my own little R2D2 dude.
Hi.
He waves at me, and everything.
This is my little friend. He's my radio. So...
Oh God. Two menus, no.
I gotta build a...
Bot Factory,
put a Bot Factory down...
You get a, power thingy, and you put it in there.
So, now it has power, and then you get a...
Worker Bot
[Jack goofed up] FUCKIT
Chip
I fucked that up.
You get a Worker Bot Chip, and put it in.
[Scrambled Words] Hi, yes.
Also, you can see your stuff here.
48 Gems, and Eight Goo.
"Wave One Incoming"
Bring it, bitches!
[Jack making the pew pew gun sounds]
FWA!
Aw, man.
hua
God dammit.
[grunt]
COME ON!!!
Hit em'. It's - it's really hard hitin' em.
DON'T - LEAVE MY WORKER BOTS ALONE!!!!
LEAVE EM ALONE!!!
SONS OF BITCHES!!!
LEAVE MY LIL BILLY BOT ALONE!!!
Actually, I need a better name for you.
You're gonna be
lil, uh, Jerry. Lil Jerry.
Are ya doin' OK?
Hopefully. Okay, um...
That's that done.
I'm gonna build more robots.
More Worker Bots.
CAN YOU GET FIXED!?!?!
I don't know how I fix you...How do you get fixed?
*Jack is talking to robot in game* Aw, hi how's it going?
He's fuckin' adorable.
Um...
[Jack reads out text]
Hell Yeah, I do.
Ca- Can you go get that?
[silence, as Jack waits to see if the robot will respond]
No? , you don't wanna get it?
[Bot waves at jack.] I see you,stop waving at me, please.
*What* The fuck just happened?
OH, Lazer Bot
Yes!
Get out there!
Wave 2 [Two] incoming
I'm ready!
I feel like f*cking- a person from tron
Huwoah
And a huwoah!
Sh*t!
[Bot noises]
Where are you aiming?!
Oh
Your face is not your face.
I-I g-got confused
Yes!
Woo!
*laughter*
This is gorgeous.
All right we will fill up a few more
things here
um... what else we got we gotta turret
but I'm not setting up turrets. Oh the
refinery, shit, God how am I supposed
to be able to refine anything
if I don't have a refinery?
There we go. Now you guys fiery there we go you guys actually have a-a-
a place to bring
back items because we were bringing back crystals
there's no crystals here.
This pointless it's okay we're moving on.
Yes!
Step into the Aether.
Woo cool ok now we have some shit here.
Hello, you got here fast how did you do that?
Oh god I don't have enough
I don't have a enough.
What the
What am I suppose to do now?
Just kill them on my own?
You're going to die little buddy.
They're gonna kill you.
Uh.
Euh.
He ya!
Ya!
Duh!
I saved you.
Ok.
I-I don't have any fucking resources I
can't make these
ok can I go back?
Go back to where I was?
Hey fellas how's it going?
Can I scrapped any of you?
Dammit!
Fuck!
Yeah, you  want to dance little buddy?
Aw, he's so adorable.
Not you! Get out there.
Shit, I shouldn't build my stuff right
here.
there's no crystals to be able to pick
up this is bad guys.
Why'd I'd do that?
Shite.
*Playing with things on like piano*
I'm a musician.
Woo!
Ok, I might have to restart
*laughter* I fucked it up.
Ok, now right from the get go this time.
Come straight here
okay now
now we can make a
Worker Bot station.
I can make a refinery and any power and all these things,
so in you go
uh.. in you go.
I'm so glad I actually
decided to try this game out,
before I did anything else
because I would have been
lost.
How much do I have left 21
I'll make another Worker Bot
See 'cause I gathering these crystals.
Go little Worker Bot dude go
gather all the crystals for me.
Blalala...
I get it ok.
Wave incoming,
I am on this.
Wah
fwah
Aw, they kinda
home in on them,
I didn't know that.
Ok, ok, ok,
die.
Die, die ,die,  leave my little dudes alone
leave 'em alone.
Assholes
Ok, are you guys refining shit?
Nice, I'm gonna make a laser bought then.
How much do I have? Five.
Ok,
in you go, in you go, in you go,
give me this,
give me this I think it goes through on
this.
Yes,
nice,
though we get everything in faster.
Now you little buddy
oh yeah.
Boom, boom, boom.
What?
I know I think we're supposed to go towards this
but I'm gonna refine all the
shit I can first before we go
anywhere.
Aw, I missed the goo.
Woo
there's some over there.
Can I just keep switching between?
Oh god, I didn't mean to that.
Where are they coming from?
Point them out to me, little buddy.
Comin' from over there,
got it
got it we got this laser dude.
You guys ready?
Yeah!
Having the laser dude really helps.
woo
Leave 'em alone.
Nice
nice one bro
if you insist like my bro then.
Ok let's go this way
Now I have to make more of
the things here so we make another...
Shit.
uh... how much do I have?
9-21
Ok
make another Worker Bot factor here.
I'm gonna run out of stuff though
It's ok my guys are getting stuff back there as well.
More Worker Bot and then they can actually harvest that.
Hi!
Um.. three and three shit
okay
are you guys okay back there?
whoa was that tower over me all the time
was that tower over me all that time?
That's nuts okay let's go back.
Whoa!
Wait let me see,
wow!
that are awesome
ok where are we going?
those are bad guys, there's bad guys.
You get ready?
Shit
yes
shit, get out of my way
go away little buddy!
he's like hey there's waves coming in
aw not you go
go away.
Nice we're doing good.
We're actually doing great.
How much we have? 13.
Ok what is the GU for?
I have six goo. Oh wow.
these are awesome lookin'
that's really cool ok I'm heading back this way.
see you laser dudes. Are you? Oh, wait I don't even have refinery for you
ah shit, I need 25, I have 17.
Um... ok you can get a turret as well.
Uh... ok
ah heading back
sorry guys I'm bouncing all over the place.
Can you guys keep harvesting?
There we go. Maybe if I make another Worker Bot.
No 19.
How much do i need?
25, god dammit okay
oh , bad guys
I got them.
I got them, I got them this time.
I got this time.
I got this time, I'm trying to...
dude can you get out of my way.
Yes, forget them.
What a fucking dream, what a dream little buddy!
mawah *Jack kiss robot*
Yes...
away you go.
Bye.
*laughter*
He always just waves at me. 29 ok.
Heading this way.
Do you guys keep collecting?
Even I'm gone?
Like I'm putting this one down here.
Are you guys still collecting back there even when I'm gone?
Yes, they are.
Give me the thing
there we go. I got a refiner.
Did I not make a Worker Bot over here?
Maybe not,
I'm gonna fucking do it now though.
Can I make two? I can.
come on dude
come out.
There we go.
make another
now you guys get me all the materials.
Go!
Fulfill your duty.
wait for this guy to coming out.
Oh shit.
What are those?
Oh shit.
Th guys are tough.
Get out of my way.
These are big dudes.
I didn't even know these were in the game.
No, little buddy.
Ok, get 'em. Get 'em. Get them. Get them.
Kill it.
Kill it.
Oh god.
I need to get better at this.
Da fuck
Get 'em.
God it's hard to aim.
Can you get 'em?
What are you attacking?
God.
Don't get too far away, don't get too far
away, there we go.
There we, aw... shit
Yes!
Get that fucker.
I don't know how hard it was to be
throwing the shit.
What did I just smack?
Oh god, I smacked my light
*laughter*
Whoops.
Ah ok,
you destroyed my shiz.
you fucking dare,
there's more stuff coming over there.
Okay I'm heading back.
See you later.
Bye. How much do I have?
30
ok.
Um...
Actually
ok we'll go this way.
Woash okay i need to build more stuff.
Uh... this
Worker Bot
yes
Ah, and I can't build a refiner right now.
That's fine
that are okie doke
Um...build a Worker Bot
in you go
nice now we have six.
It gets so hard with stuff
but I'm just goona have to grab it myself
go little dude, go lil
I built a fuckin' Laser Bot.
Dammit anyway
whoa that's a big place
um... okay well I
guess
wait they still attack even when i'm
gone?
Sons of bitches
stop... stop
stop attacking my dudes!
Can I stop these things?
I fucking can.
Where's my laser dude?
Did he die?
Sons of bitches
come here.
Yes!
Fuck yeah!
Did anybody drop goo?
You dropped goo no. The goo,
goo, goo anybody goo?
Nobody goo ok.
Um...I need to make some
more bots.
Need to make another laser bot
dude here. How much do I have? 19.
Ok, i'm heading this way
God just gets fast paced.
Um...I have to make a laser dude here.
Laser dude, laser dude nice.
I can make a turret it after a while but I want to make
sure I have automation going on first
sons of bitches
They're already here
die, where are they?
Fucking ass.
no
no stop it
ok, oh god this is scary
stop stop
stop attacking my dudes
I'm going to end up distoring my own little dudes.
No
wave 16 coming, waves 17 incoming,
there's so many waves.
No. No.
Uh.
There I got a nice.
Whosh.
I got a nice.
Whosh,
going on.
You see this whosh?
You see this whosh?
Stop.
Who.
Stop it
aw...
fuck this this man.
Aw, fuck this shit.
What can I make?
What can I make?
Turret. Turret.
let's make a fuckin' turret
let's make the turret stop it.
Oh god
oh god.
Where- where are they?
Come here.
Come here.
Didn't I make a little laser dude here?
And now he's gone away.
I want to make another. Make another one.
Ah... laser dude.
Laser dude get in there. Hi, stop waving at me.
I need a power module.
I can- I don't have enough?
Provides power to buildings and turrets.
Why can't I grab it?
Oh, shit is getting out of control on me.
I can't grab it for some reason
get out there get out there and fight.
Fight for your people,
dude, we're doing alright now.
Can I have a fuckin' power module?
Why?
What- is the? Do I just not have enough?
I do have enough. If can do all this shit.
I can't shoot with no power in this thing.
Nice nice dudes.
Nice.
Now posh.
Give me this.
Oh, maybe that's why.
I don't have enough goo maybe.
There we go.
It's like it's like herding
And...whosh
no
go away.
And a hosh
and a hosh
and a hosh
I thought my hosh is not good this time.
Go away.
Go away.
There we go. Fuck off.
*gibberish*
Nice, ok let's see about this site
yeah.
I didn't have enough goo that's why.
Okay.
Are you guys ready to fucking kick some ass right now?
I need another laser bot.
Get over there.
This gets really fucking complex after a while.
I don't like it.
Chuck
Let's,
fucking do this bitches.
Whoa whoa
whoa get 'em
get 'em shot the shit out of 'em
Ah...
oh god, this guy's though.
This guy is strong I don't like it.
Na...
Not stronger then I.
Not stronger then I.
Not you ok?
Can I build anymore things? Like a fuckin' repair station.
Dammit, okay no okay let's head over here.
See how my dudes doing over here doing.
You guys ok?
Are you protecting them?
I think the waves already showing up wherever I go.
The waves are back here because I stay here.
Maybe if I go up,
waves will show up, up here then instead.
I have no idea, ug.
How do we do?
Uh... ok now I need a worker bot.
Make a worker bot this time.
Instead of fucking it up.
Shit!
I only have one goo.
Uh... excuse me.
Do any of you guys have goo?
Goo?
Goo? G-g-goo?
Nobody has goo I want to goo.
Hi, *laughter*
aw... you can't use fly anymore.
No!
What the fuck?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
That's a lot of dudes
lot of dudes
No!
No!
Get 'em. Get 'em. Yes.
Get those bastards. What the fuck?
Stop it!
No. No.
No...
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out,
fuck this, fuck this shit, I'm out.
No, no, nope, I'm done, I'm done.
See you later bye.
What the fuck?
You guys?
Everybody ok over here?
All this all is getting demolished.
Shit.
Uh...
ok
let me uh... just make some more
worker bots
and maybe another
What we? 42
bots
come on out worker bot.
Come on
come on
there we go.
More laser dudes
the more laser dudes the better.
Fight for your country.
Okay, wave 12 incoming
everybody get ready.
Get ready. I have four laser dudes.
Get out of my way.
Huh!
Huh ah...
come on
Yeah, god fuckin' awesome now dudes.
Nice give me that goo.
Give me that goo.
Chaching
bota bing
now let's go up here
sort out  these dudes. What am I missing?
I'm fucking missing everything.
I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
Ok.
We good? Everybody good? Ok.
There's goos.
There's goos to be had.
Chaching chaching
ok.
Well, I'm going to leave this episode of
was it Cosmic Trip?
Is that what's it called? I forget the name of it already.
That's a ton of fun it gets out of control
way too fast
I think everybody's doing okay now though.
Everybody's everybody's doing good
without me I think I can actually take this off.
And everyone will survive
but I'm taking out my headphones well cause if I hear
them dying and hear the screams of my own children
and I'll want to get back in and save them. But for now
that was so much fun.
I think it's a very very early access version of the game.
Now there's still a lot more to come there's not even
a map in the game yet.
So, I imagine you're gonna to have stations
everywhere you have to balance between station
and station and getting back and forth
and trying to figure out what station
needs you the most next
but it looks like it's gonna be really good game
when it's fully up, but
thank you guys!
So much for watching this episode if you liked it.
Punch that like button in the face!
Like a boss!
And high fives all round!
*wapsh wapsh*
Thank you guys! And I'll see you dudes
in the next video!
*ending theme* *words in background*  It's gonna be
*words in background* bad
aw... I don't want to waste money though
What's the game engine going to be called?
Um...
ew... uh...
the reality engine.
Ew...
I hear them.
I hear the screams of my
babies.
They're dying. No.
No!!!
