Hello, welcome to episode 13 of Granny
Games!
Oh we're having such a good time in the lady's knitting circle!
Until one of those filthy harlots called me a very nasty word, and then I went home
and now I'm praying Team Fortress 2.
I got him with my gold statue.
Yup, there we go. That's what happens.
Now I'm a pyro.
Come here.
Lemme getcha!
Come on!
Ah, it was close.
How's your day been, everybody?
Mine's been pretty wild, I'd say.
Yeah I've been feeling a little gassy since we had extra bean chili.
It should be a crime
to serve that at a nursing home.
Or at a Sunday school.
Ah there we go.
We certainly did do it!
Oh it feels good to mind have a mind of a 50 year old and a body of a 97 year old!
So much action tonight.
The heavenly brass band is celebrating!
Alright, alright there we go -
How you like it!?
Awwww.
I'm gonna kick your...
...behind!
Come here!
- get my flamethrower.
Uh huh.
Yup, there we go! Come on!
Aw, dang it!
Er, you're about ready to go out of my oven!
I like my steak well-done and I'm not
afraid of saying it!
And when I have my dentures in I like
it double well-done!
Mm hmm.
Hah, slap ya! Ha ha!
I get so excited...
Slap! Hey, I got him.
There's no sound as satisfying as the sound of slapping somebody's little face,
and their cheeks jiggle around,
their dentures fly out...
All right, we're going up, boys.
Covering fire -
Heh, come on!
Hmm.
Mildly disappointing.
Alright- Alright, we need to make a move, here we go!
Come here!
Four times?!
This weapon is so dumb.
It's so satisfying yet so retarded.
That's more like it.
It should always be that way!
You'd think there'd be some kind of damage bonus from the humiliation –
the humiliation of being slapped.
By an old lady.
Don't ya all have like a senior citizen damage bonus?
Or do I need to call up the AARP?
Come here! Come on, buddy!
There you go!
Alright, it looks like they're up top this time.
There still trying to get us from the roof.
All right, here we go!
Oh, dang it!
Dang it, dang it!
[Awkward, sinister chuckling]
At least the lady's knitting circle isn't so nasty -
as that dang Susie Jenkins.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Who needs to be slapped!?
Come here!
Santy Claus has your present early!
Oh you wanna, you wanna duel?
Come here!
Yeah, how you like that!? Hah.
How you like it?
We'll get em from behind.
Nice work, buddy.
Nice work, chum.
Surprise!
I don't know why they sell Beano.
I don't know if I'm the only one, but I really enjoy being gassy.
Scares all the other elderly women away.
Just get them all away from me.
I get the whole room to myself.
When you get to be my age it's kind of hard to tell -
the sound of flatulence apart from
something like a bomb or a gunshot.
That must be humiliating!
Mm hmm.
That's the sound of humiliation.
Oh, it fills me with happiness to slap people!
Young, old -
any of the hundred and seventy-five thousand genders -
any hair color -
Oh, slapping people fills me with joy!
Uh huh. Hey, you can thank me!
I did your job for ya you incompetent Cretan!
Now come here!
Yeah!
You can just shoot those stupid little cannon balls,
and let other people do your job for ya.
Alright, let's go back up -
see what kind of goodies we can find.
And by goodies I mean dumb, crappy noobs that we can kill,
by slapping.
Mm hmm, good work there, sonny!
Oh you should see the look on all the
womens' faces when I bring this
trust flamethrower to our knitting circle.
Yes, a lot of hard work can be ruined very quickly -
if you catch my drift, [chuckles sinisterly].
Yep, it's always a shame to have to bring
it out, but-
but I am left with little choice.
Come here, I got Slappy for you!
He's very lonely, Slappy.
That's the name of my glove: Slappy the glove.
Who wants to be slapped?
He wants to be slapped.
I'm back!
what you're gonna use your fate
What ya gonna do, shoot me?
With you explosive gumballs?
Let's play a little game, everybody.
Oh, that was great!
The game is:
Comment below and tell me your favorite flavor of prune juice.
Oh, the many, many flavors!
I personally like the eucalyptus because
it really helps things come out the
other end with a nice cool sensation, 
if you catch what I'm saying
Mm hmm. Yep.
Aww.
Just absolutely disappointing!
Yes, I really would like to know what
your favorite flavor of prune juice
would be.
That was I can pass it on to the AARP.
Let the double 'A' 'RP' get busy on it.
On lobbying our wonderful federal representatives,
who do so many, many good things for us, don't they?
Hello!
Nice medium-rare on that one.
Where's my health?
There she is.
Hello!
You just run back to your home. Run back to your Momma you little baby!
You're like the little piggy who went home, crying "wee, wee, wee."
Alright -
Back into the fray.
Slap, slap! Ah, slap him!
Ha, his body fell off!
A+ I'd say!
Reminds me of how dodgeball was played when I was just a little girl.
Oh, beautiful!
Projectile corpses, oh the best kind!
I just love them when they go flying
away.
Hello! Hello! I ain't moving! Yeah that's right!
You get outta *my* way!
I'm an old lady!
And yes, I *would* like help crossing the road.
Oh, happy day!
Alright, let's see who we can slap!
He looks like he needs a good slappin!
Come here!
Ah, I see ya! Come on!
Oh, and he's gone.
Thank you for watching, everybody!
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