 A LOT HAPPENS ON OUR SHOW, YOU
MOW, IT CAN BE LARD TO KEEP UP,
MAYBE YOU LOOK DOWN, CHECK YOUR
PHONE, YOU LEAN OVER TO SCRATCH
AN ITCH, WHATEVER IT IS, WE WANT
TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE DON'T
MISS ANYTHING.
THAT IS WHY IT TIME TO PLAY A
LITTLE GAME WE CALL, WERE YOU
PAYING ATTENTION.
>> WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION.
HERE IS HOW IT IT WORKS, IT IS A
PRETTY-- WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Reggie: A BRAND MU EFFECT.
>> James: IT ST A BRAND NEW
EFFECT.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: GOING TO USE IT IT
FOR THE WHOLE SHOW.
>> Reggie: IT IT IS A LITTLE
LONG.
>> James: DO YOU THINK?
>> Reggie: MAYBE I WILL
SHORTEN IT IT.
>> James: HOW IS THAT.
>> Reggie:
>> James: THAT IS IT, I STILL
FEEL LIKE IF I SHUT MY EYES THAT
IS WHAT I WILL IMAGINE GOD IS
LIKE WHEN HE TALKS TO ME.
>> Reggie: YES, JAMES.
WELL DONE.
GOOD JOB.
>> James: THANKS IMOD.
>> Reggie: MO PROBLEM.
>> James: NOW IT SAY PRETTY
SIMP E8 GAME.
I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF OUR
STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS
THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN
THIS SHOW.
IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY
GET A PRIZE.
IF THEY ANSWER WRONG HE THEY
WILL HAVE TO FOR FIT THEIR SEAT
TO ONE OF THE MORE DESERVING
AUDIENCE MEMBERS WAITING JUST
OUTSIDE IN OUR "LATE, LATE SHOW"
BULLPEN.
THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT CAME ALL
THE WAY TO THE STUDIO FOR THE
TAPING TODAY BUT UNFORTUNATELY
THEY GOT TO THE LINE TOO LATE
AND WERE TURNED AWAY.
MAYBE THEY WILL GET TO SEE
TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL.
WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, WHO
WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD
LIKE TO PLAY WHO'S BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION, ANYBODY?
WAIT, HANG ON.
LOOK AT THIS.
NOT ONE PERSON DOWN HERE, LIKE,
PAYING A TENG, OH GOD, NO, NO
WAY, NO CHANCE.
NONE AT ALL, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IF YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION.
LET ME-- OKAY, THERE'S A
GENTLEMAN HERE, YOU, SIR, YES,
YOU, YES, YES, YES.
COME HERE, YOU DID IT VERY
CONFIDENTLY, HOW ARE YOU.
>> DEFINITELY ARC MAIZING.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M'S FROM BEND OREGON.
>> James: WHAT.
>> OREGON.
>> James: AND THE SPLAIS
CALLED BEND.
>> YEAH, NAILED IT IT.
>> James: NOW YOU, I DON'T
THINK I AM SPEAKING OUT OF TURN
WHEN I SAY YOU ARE WHAT I
CONSIDER TO BE A HANDSOME, WOULD
YOU GO ALONG WITH THIS.
>> HUAI,.
>> James: WOULD YOU SAY THAT
IS CORRECT.
>> SURE, I WILL TAKE IT, THANK
YOU.
>> James: SNOW WHAT DO YOU DO
FOIR A LIVING WORK DO YOU DO IN
YOUR LIFE.
>> MI A PERSONAL TRAINER AND
ALSO A SINGER-SONGWRITER.
>> James: OH, THE CLASSIC LOS
ANGELES COMBO.
>> DUO.
>> James: HOW MANY
SINGER-SONGWRITER PERSONAL
TRAINERS ARE THERE IN BEND,
OREGON.
>> ABSOLUTELY ZERO.
SO I CAME HERE.
>> James: SO YOU CAME HERE, TO
TRAIN PEOPLE.
DO YOU EVER SING TO YOUR CLIENTS
WHILE THEY ARE TRAINING?
>> I HAVE DONE THAT.
I HAVE TAUGHT PEOPLE TO DANCE
AND JUST TRY TO HAVE A GREAT
TIME.
>> James: NO WAY.
SO IF I WAS DOING, YOU KNOW,
SOME EXERCISE NOW, YOU HOLD
THIS, SO I AM-- LET'S IMAGINE
THAT I AM DOING SOME EXERCISE,
YOU HOLD THIS, OKAY.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME WHILE
I'M DOING?
I'M LIKE-- AND YOU GO CANIE, I
NEED SOME INSPIRATION, WHAT
WOULD YOU DO?
>>
♪ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
>> James: LOOK AT YOU.
ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU ARE VERY
CONFIDENTLY PUT KRUR HAND UP.
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN
PAYING ATTENTION.
>> I LIKE TO THINK HAVE I SO
FAR.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
HERE IS YOUR QUESTION, DURING
THE GUEST CHECK-IN WITH STANA
KATIC, SHE WAS HOLDING AN ITEM,
WHAT WAS SHE HOLDING.
>> DURING THE GUEST CHECK-IN.
>> James: YES.
>> UM, I MUST HAVE SKIPPED THAT
PART.
>> James: TALK A GUESS.
>> HE HAS GONE WITH CLIP BOARD.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AND SEE IF ARE YOU RIGHT.
EVERYBODY.
>> HI.
>> OH.
>> James: YOU WEREN'T A EVEN
CLOSE, SHE WAS HOLDING A
STRAWBERRY.
YOU CLEARLY WEREN'T PAYING
ATTENTION, AND NOW ALL OF THE
ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU
BECAUSE TO BID US FAREWELL I
WILL YOU HAVE SING ERIC CARMEN'S
1975 HIT SONG "ALL BY MYSELF" ON
THE WAY OUT, CASEY, LIGHTS,
MUSIC, SING AND LEAVE.
ALL BY MYSELF.
♪ DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY
MYSELF.
♪ ANY MORE.
♪ ALL BY MYSELF SNOATD.
♪
>> James: CONSIDERING THE FACT
THAT HE IS A SINGER, HE REALLY
ISN'T SING MUCH OF THAT SONG,
DID HE?
HE REALLY BOTTLED OUT OF WHAT.
WELL, I KNOW WHAT WILL BLING THE
MOOD BACK UP, LET'S BRING IN A
STAND-BY.
(APPLAUSE)
HEY!
HOY ARE SNU TAKE A SEAT, THERE
YOU GO.
OKAY, WHO ELSE THINKS THAT THEY
HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
ANYBODY, ANYBODY, LET ME-- LET
ME SEE YOU, YOU THINK YOU HAVE
BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, DO YOU,
WAIT NOW, I'M COMING DOWN.
NOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE, DO
YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
>> LET'S SAY THAT ASS.
>> James: YOU WANT TO SEE THAT
ASS.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO,.
>> James: I'M COMING DOWN, DO
YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
>> YEAH, LET ME GET THE ASS.
>> James: OKAY, THEN DRINK IT
IN.
STAND UP FOR ME, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: VERY WELL WHACK IS
YOUR NAME WRRK ARE FROM YOU.
>> TRISH, FROM THUNDER BAY,
ONTARIO.
>> James: HI TRISH FROM
THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO, CANADA.
WHAT BRINGS TO YOU LOS ANGELES?
>> AN AIRPLANE.
>> I GUESS THAT WAS THE WRONG
ANSWER.
>> James: WHAT MADE YOU COME
TO LOS ANGELES, TRISH?
>> MY MOM.
>> James: HI, MOM, HOW ARE
YOU?
>> GREAT.
>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO BACK AM ON
LAR-- ONTARIO, CANADA.
>> I'M A HOTEL I WORK FOR A
HOTEL.
>> James: SO THE BIG ROLLERS.
>> WE GET THEM SWINGING SWRZ
WHAT DO THE HIGH ROLLERS DO, HE
HAD COME IN, THROW MONEY AROUND
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF
MONEY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN LOST.
>> IN A DAY?
>> James: YES.
>> 1.4 MILLION.
>> WHAT 134.
>> James: AND HOW DO YOU
CONSOLE A PERSON WHEN THEY HAVE
LOST 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS?
>> YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.
>> James: REALLY.
>> NO.
>> James: YOU JUST DONE EVEN
LOOK THEM IN THE EYE.
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, MAN, I LOST
EVERYTHING, ARE YOU JUST LIKE
ARE YOU NOT HERE, ARE YOU NOT
HERE, ARE YOU NOT HERE.
>> NEXT.
>> James: WELL, LISTEN, DO YOU
THINK YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION DURING THE SHOW?
>> IMOD, I HOPE SO.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
THIS QUESTION, I WILL GIVE YOU A
SETUP TO A JOKE FROM OUR
MONOLOGUE.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THE
PUNCH LINE WAS, OKAY.
THIS IS A JOKE I TOLD HERE IN
THE STUDIO NO MORE THAN TEN
MINUTES AGO, OKAY.
HERE IS THE SET UP, ALL RIGHT?
ACCORDING TO ANOTHER STUDY,
PEOPLE IN ENGLAND WOULD BE
WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR BEST
FRIEND FOR AN AVERAGE PRICE OF
$171,000.
WAIT S THIS WHY?
>> OPRAH STOPPED RETURNING MY
PHONE CALLS?
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK
AND SEE IF ARE YOU RIGHT.
>> IS THIS WHY OPRAH ISN'T
RETURNING ANY OF MY CALLS?
>> James: YOU HAVE A IMIFT
CARD TO BLUE BOTTLE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, TAKE A SEAT,
WHO ELSE HAS BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION IT, ANYBODY, WHO HAS
BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
OH, LOOK, VERY BOLD, VERY BOLD,
VERY BOLD, OUT YOU COME, COME
COUNSEL HERE, HOW ARE YOU.
>> I'M DOING REALLY WELL.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> MY NAME IS JENNIFER, FROM
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
>> James: HI, JENNIFER, THANK
YOU FOR BEING HERE, JENNIFER,
DID YOU GET A ATTACKED ON THE
WAY HERE?
BY SOME KIND OF WOLVERINE.
HE HAD WENT FOR THE NEERKS YOU
MANAGED TO GET AWAY.
>> IS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE
STREET OF SUNSET FOR THE PAST
DAY SO POSSIBLY.
>> James: AND WHY HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING THAT?
>> WELL, JAMES, I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING OUT THE-- IT TO SEE THE
1975.
>> James: SO YOU WENT TO THE
ROCKY.
HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
DURING THE SHOW GIVE ENYOU HAVE
BEEN SLEEPING ON THE VEET.
>> YES, JAMES.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS GAME I
ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT ABOUT
THE ITEM STANA KATIC HAD, WHAT
WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME AND
WHERE WERE THEY FROM.
>> I KNOW HE WAS FROM BEND,
OREGON.
AND HIS NAME WAS KSH-- AMAZING.
>> James: MY LET'S FIND OUT.
>> MY NAME IS DANNY I'M FROM
BEND OREGON.
>> James: NO, HIS NAME WASN'T
AMAZING.
HE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
HOPEFULLY YOU WERE WHEN HE LEFT
BECAUSE WILL YOU LEAVE THE SAME
WAY.
BRING THE MUSIC.
>> ALL BY ME SELF.
♪ I WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF.
♪ ALL BY MYSELF SMOAT.
♪ DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF
HI MOM.
>> James: THAT WAS WERE YOU
PAYING A EX.
THEY WEREN'T.
LET'S BRUNG AM A STAND BY.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
