*drum noises*
most IPAs I like are pretty dry and I
typically don't like sweet finishing
IPAs my expectations are low quite low
but I've never had it
lets get this recerc going
Alright, can I pump her up?
Oop, looks good
Alright
the pictures look cool
I guess and they're kind of all over the
place from photos I was looking at
online some of them look like dirty dish soap
which didn't look too appealing to me I'm not hating it it's just not
like if I go to a bar or a brewery it
probably isn't the first thing I'm gonna pick
it would probably be like one of the last things I would pick
We're just a little bit high
Gonna add a little bit of lactic acid
You want it ideally between 5.2 and 5.4
We're just a little bit above 5.4
So I'm just going to drop it a little bit
I'm gonna shoot for
one point three one this is purely scientific
We'll let that hang out for a bit
Ooh 5.38
You think people are gonna actually name their kids Corona
I hope not
Be the worst
I feel like I read an article
that said like divorce rates are up you
know or just because of this like like
you're stuck with your significant other
yeah maybe you're gonna get on each other's
nerves and you don't bang it out let's
be honest nothing else to do like you
can't leave the only thing you have at your
house is booze and minimal rations of
random pastas
Oh Spagett
Bang it out buddy
No
got two cats girlfriend
Nintendo Switch
Don't got the cure but I got the beer
*laughs* what?
I don't have the cure man but I got some beer
It's all you can do
Oh steady regimen of drugs and alcohol
get you through most anything
Ooh man
Yeah
And we're gonna go with the dry hop yeast today
Imperial
Imperial
You just want to take it out so it can warm up
What are we shooting for?
6.8
We're just gonna disconnect the hose
Let gravity do its thing
And then you can add your sweet wort back in
Crank this up to 100% of power
Thankfully Emmet caught this just as it was starting to boil over
Emmet: Dude 240 just doesn't screw around
Kyle: We haven't used the 240 in a while
120 you can just crank it up to 100 and let it roll
you can do that with this
just I recommend not going into your office
and eating your lunch
what you want to do is make sure you walk away from your
boil
crank it 100% of power 5500 watts
and just walk away
don't set an alarm go eat your lunch
it's fine why don't we edit out the
mistakes because
one that would be disingenuous and two
everybody makes mistakes during brew
days
not everybody I mean you have to no
there's some type A people out there
that do dude even type A people make mistakes
the *censor* challenger space shuttle blew up those are all type of a
people alright but you get it off
quickly I've learned over the years that
it won't bake to your kettle
There we go
We have a massive hop addition for this brew day
So we're actually going to use the grain basket as the hop basket
I think we're gonna do I
don't know five ounces six ounces at
flame out want to do seven ten?
we're gonna use one ounce for the ten minute boil
now we're gonna figure out we're just gonna
dump a bunch in and see what happens
for the whirlpool
This is the LorAl
Loral Loral you can say LorAl if you
want it'll be fancy LorAl LorAl with cheese
Royal with cheese
Eric S sent us the hops we're using today
he sent us a ton of hops so we're
super appreciative of that they're all
like super fruity be really nice for
this style beer IPA so we're real
excited Eric is a hop farmer in
Yakima Valley and he is a grower owner
of Yakima Chief hops and he's also an
avid homebrewer so yeah Eric hooked it up
so we got a freezer full of hops he sent them
a little while ago then we moved then we
quarantined that they're saying floral
citrus fruity and herbal on the
description
lactose got it all Kyle all right
we're gonna add our big hop basket
Michelle I'll give you a call back in
five minutes so we're gonna do an ounce
of the Loral and then our ten-minute
edition one ounce
And then our ten minute addition of
We're doing one pound of lactose
Insert lactose making film here
all right now I'm gonna turn the water
on
So we're adding a huge whirlpool addition
Clawhammer Supply this is Emmet
we're gonna be on quarantine so we're
not gonna be the office in the next two
weeks this typically would be dry hopped
a few times
Yeah everything will be back to normal by Easter so it's fine
So we just went in super heavy on the whirlpool
we're not gonna do any dry hops and then
it might sit for a little bit so we just
want to make sure we got that hop aroma
that we're looking for and like the NEIPA
milkshake style
Some of them look like dirty dish soap which
didn't look too appealing to me
I'll just I can hold it
*phone ringing*
I'm gonna say this is not the most appealing color
Man we boiled the shit out of that
Well
Good stuff's right at the bottom
*drum noises*
What does the plus sign mean?
*baby music*
Just gonna get a pour shot
Oh a pour shot alright
Good luck doing that with um
One hand?
Yeah, one hand
There you go man look at you, that wasn't horrible
No, I think it was the one handedness
Yeah
Well I'll pour one too
Drinking quarantine style with friends
I know it's the first time I've hung out with anybody in like three weeks
definitely nailed the
The marks for the
The hazy 
Yeah
Smells really good
Yeah it does
Nice and fruity
Wow I want to hate it but I actually
really like it it's a little bit more
bitter than I thought it would be yeah
and I think that works really really
well with the sweetness so it's really
really balanced in that way
You know I was talking so much *censor* about it
my expectations
are low quite low
but exceeded expectations huh
yeah it's really good yeah I just know
that if I drink like three of these I will
probably go into a mild diabetic coma
you know like I would have to tap out
No dry hops in this we just did that huge whirlpool addition
which worked out it worked out real well yeah
how many of these have you drank?
Oh this kegs almost empty
We definitely screwed this brew day up royally
Oh yeah, but as we do
yeah but I mean it just shows like you
can have a you could be an idiot
like us and still make some pretty
outstanding beers yeah we're like the
lowest common denominator
how do you how things holding up with you
around the house with your girlfriend you're
expecting right oh yeah dude expecting a
large pizza to show up by like 6
