-You ready for this?
-Not really.
It'll be fine!
Chris, we have
something to tell you--
-I think that went well!
-You threw up and we both left.
-That's all in the past.
-It was literally 30 seconds ago.
-That's a matter of opinion.
-No it isn't. Let's try again.
Chris, we have something
to tell you.
-I chloroformed myself, didn't I?
-Yeah, you did.
Don't do it again!!
Look - you take
the lead this time.
[nonsensical rambling]
You see, the thing is,
Jenny and I--
-I'll just kill him.
-Woah, woah!!
-LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
-NO NO!!
Mum! Dad! I'm gay!
WRONG. I hope...
IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT!
THIS COULD BE SO EASY!
-When two people spend a lot of time together--
-Where are your legs?!
-[Tom speaks German]
-Nein!
Chris--
-I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!
-You're chubby!
You can't even get THAT right?!
-Thomas. THOMAS.
-Give me the...no!
-I'm really bad at this, aren't I?
-Yeah, Chris is never gonna find out about us.
Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!
Chris, I know this is hard for you
to hear, but I'm dating your sister.
Yeah, that's fine--
WHOOPS.
I think that went well.
