Good morning, and welcome to the greatest  animal documentary of all time
 
 
 
 
 
I'm your host: Madam FRT, and will be walking you through a step by step explanation of these fabulous creatures and their lifestyles.
 
Jeffrey and I sincerely hope you enjoy
 
It's Medhansh...
(Sigh)
 
 
 
Here, we see a very rare species of giant skunk
These animals are very frightening and aggressive, especially when it comes to their favourite food: green twigs
The Latin name for this creature is: Pandesus  Baboous Eatus. Two males fight for the title of Alpha Male: Provider of Food an Winner of Ladies
(Sigh)
This is a fairly common species of Gorilla
As you can see, this species is nocturnal, and is inactive at this time of day
During the night, they scavenge for food. They are incredibly prolific hunters with a 100% success rate
Only the males of this Gorilla species are blue, due to the icredibly rare blue ' da ba dee da ba dye' secreted by their skin
(Tired Sigh)
Tigers, the next creature on this list, are pack animals travelling in herds of up to 40 tigers
They tend to be herbivorous, eating mainly nuts, fruits and berries
They, however are not nocturnal, and look for food during the day
(mini Sigh)
This creature, is a wild, barbaric animal, hunting foxes kept on farms
Little is known about it, and its Latin name. having only been decided this year, is to be Herbivorous Chompus
Reflecting it' truly evil intentions
The last creature on the list, is an African wild dog, known as a Dingo
Its amazing camouflage helps t to hide from prying eyes
So much so, that we cannot tell if it's actually here
Jeffrey?
Are, are you actually filming anything?
Yes!
And it's Medhansh!
Yes, I'm, I'm sure it is, Jeffrey
So, you've made it to the end pf the Greatest Animal Documentary Of All Time
This has been Madam FRT and Jeffrey
Medhansh!
Err, Thank you for watching!
