 
PATRICK STEWART: B or not a
B, that is the question.
Whether 'tis the second letter
of the alphabet or some other
merry letter, B or not a B. This
letter doth have a stiff,
straight, back.
 
And the word back beginneth
with B. B or not a B?
This letter doth have two
bumps in the front.
And I reckon the word bump
beginneth with B. Zounds! The
word beginneth beginneth with
B, if beginneth be a word.
Now, by my sword, I declare
B or not a B 'tis B.
Goodnight, sweet B.
 
