Heellooooo
I feel like I haven’t done this since a LONG time.
Right now, Ed, Cris and I are going out to do the laundry… and afterwards, we’re going to a coffee shop ’cause we are dying to eat cake! 
Ladies and Gents: this is the most adorable cat in the whole world, she is the BEST!
Ed and I called her “little cow”, due to her black and white colors, and we don’t actually know in which apartment she lives.
Oh you’re SO cute, you’re a cutie. Look at her butt! She’s the best.
Hi Ed! 
Everybody: Hello!
Hey Ed this camera has something weird with the focus!
That’s because you have the camera in automatic-focus
Ed: You have to change the focus mode.
Fran: Noo! I don’t wanna!
Ok! Now is working! Hello! We are we going?
We are going to do the laundry.
Who’s laundry?! Cristinaaa’s!! Lovely viewers: meet Cristina! She’s my cousin, she is a very success doctor
And you know what’s the best part? “Noo Fraaan!” SHE IS SINGLE!!
Oh cool, thanks Fran!
Hey Cris, introduce yourself, give us your measurements… are you feeling kind of intimidated? 
Yeah, a little. I can’t make love to the camera here… we are on public.
Make love to the camera.
Hey! Are you excited for your first--?
The best of all, is that I can say “I’ll make love to the camera” and other dirty stuff, and nobody will understand anything ’cause we are in Germany.
But don’t get used to it Cris, there’s always a Chilean guy around… hearing. Don’t you think, Ed?
Why we aren’t in Veganz (the coffee shop), eating cakes?
Because it was closed… I mean, Veganz was open, but the coffee shop in Veganz was closed--
--so we bought many sweet goodies
Alternative and strange goodies… mystic and unknown. 
Beautiful and unknown.
So now we are waiting for the clothes to get dry, and then we’ll go home and eat.
What do you think about making a lot of noise?  I’m like a robot.
You are the bottle-boy.
So today has been a very lazy Saturday and it’s the last time we have to go to the supermarket
because yesterday was closed, tomorrow will be closed and on Monday everything will be closed too.
Oh god, it’s so hot I’m melting! But it’s ok.
Oh guys! We wanted to show this, it’s been a long time since you haven’t seen this. It’s freaking green! 
I think last time we showed this was covered in snow.
What are we doing? The usual: taking all the bottles to the Rewe supermarket.
Ok
So we are taking all our super-bottles.
Oh my glob, it only beer bottles…
Yeah, basically beers and sodas…
We are kind of alcoholic.
Hey, I’m not wearing any make-up. This is the “Cruel reality of frannerd”, Frannerd without make-up.
This is the truth behind Frannerd’s videos.
This is not one of those static videos where Fran is wearing make-up, no: this is real life. But that’s the point of a lazy day: you can be face-naked.
Oh wait, there’s a lot of people coming with bags! Look!
I haven’t take a shower yet, so yes, this is Fran without taking a shower in the morning.
I think we reached this trust-point when I can be here with you guys without having a shower. So, accept me!
I forgot to mention that Cris is not longer here with us (she’s not dead), she left us on Thursday, and yesterday we went with Ed to the supermarket to buy some stuff
because the holiday-system here in Germany works in a different way that I’m used to, and— I’m making some toasts for Ed…
and well, it’s holiday. I mean, today it is, because it’s Sunday… and Friday was a holiday, (cause it was ‘Good Friday’) and tomorrow (Monday) it’s holiday too.
So for three days we wouldn’t have the chance to buy groceries! Right know I’m baking my favorite type of cookies!
I’m baking peanut with orange cookies. You probably already know this recipe, because I bake it all the time, but I have the problem that I love to over feed my friends! 
If you’re wondering where you can find the peanut with orange cookie recipe, you can go to Viviendosolo, the best website in the world.
In the search section, I type “peanut cookies”. They list appears and voilà! These are the peanut cookies I’m talking about.
They’re so yummy! And, lovely viewers from Chile, if you’re watching this, you are in an Autumn-Winter phase right now, so you are getting a lot of oranges!
It’s the perfect opportunity to bake them. So go and buy some oranges and bake this recipe because is AMAZING!
I’m just finishing the last batch of the peanut cookies, I don’t know if you can see. And I’m making a cup of coffee.
It’s Thursday and I just finish today’s work. It’s really late… no it’s not. But I’m happy because, right now, the daylight is lasting longer, so much longer than before!
Actually: it’s 8:40PM and it looks like this! It’s SO amazing! And people told us in summer, daylight it’s until 11.30PM, can you believe it?!
Fran: And Ed just finished working, too!
Ed: Not yet.
Hello Ed. Eeed, Ed Ed Ed. Hey, tell the viewers what we are going to do now.
Right now I have to finish work and then we will cook something.
And what are we watching tonight? 
We are going to watch ‘Game of Thrones”.
Fran: Yeaaaaah!
Ed: We are so behind the episodes. We have been wearing the “Sensor Deprivator 5000” to avoid spoilers.
Yeah! There are spoilers everywhere. We are, in fact, on the forth season, and today at lunch we watched the first episode.
Ed: How many episodes are there, now?
Fran: I think four or three episodes…
Yeah Ed, we have to catch up, spoilers are everywhere!
And, well there’s Hambuger… And it’s a little messy but, well, we live here, so we can’t be super tidy and clean.
I’ll figure out what are we going to eat because right now I don’t have any clue what so ever. So, next time I film, I will have an idea!
So, I just went to the supermarket because Ed was craving Fajitas and I had to buy some ingredients for that. And I will eat toast with vegetables. 
Remember the cutie cat “vaquita” I mentioned? Well today, when I was getting back home from running (sorry the blurry focus, by the way)…
…and I ran into her, and as you can see in the picture, Vaquita is next to a ashtray which makes me think that Vaquita maybe has some addiction problems with cigarettes or something…
The thing is: Ed and I were always wondering about where Vaquita comes from, and Ed discovered that she comes from the third floor.
Fran: Something you need to know about Pavez (Ed’s last name)…
“About Pavez”!! What they need to know about me, Meneses? (my last name)
…Is not only his addiction to Taquitos, because you can eat this everyday…
Yep, I could eat this every single day of my life.
But the fact that Ed can take several minutes just to prepare one single Tortilla. Why is that, Ed?
What is the science behind the perfect Tortilla? Or why do you take so much time?
Honestly, this time it won’t take me so long because there’s not many ingredients. But on a regular basis, it takes me several minutes for every step. 
In this case, it’s a simple Tortilla: it only has black beans and vegetables.
And cheese.
Vegan cheese.
Cool, Pavez!
Very nice, Meneses!
Hey Ed, let’s talk about Game Of Thrones!
What do you wanna talk about Game Of Thrones?
You already mentioned it, but I want you to repeat what you said: which character of Game of Thrones you like the most?
Romantically speaking…?
Ed: Which girl is the cutest one?
Fran: Yes
The redhead one.
Fran: The redhead one?
Ed: The redhead, the one who makes out with John Snow.
Yeah, by far. Is the cutest one!
Yeah, she’s pretty hot. And we were between she and another one… which one? I forgot.
Ed: That one. Oh, and Khaleesi but she—
Fran: —Oh, Khaleesi is freaking hot, Ed.
Yeah but Khaleesi is so obviously hot, it’s funny anymore.
She’s not obvious hot— oh yeah, she is. But the redhead is freaking hot.
If I had to choose, I will choose John Snow all the way.
Ed: But, but—
Fran: He’s SO handsome.
Ed: Yeah, me too.
Fran: You know nothing, John Snow.
But Ed, it’s like the Chilean way of saying: “You know nothing, John Snow”.
(Ed and Fran say “You know nothing, John Snow” in a ghetto Chilean version)
I didn’t have business cards, so I made some by hand!
Hey Fran! Where are we?
We are in the biggest independent comic fair in Berlin.
Hey Ed, I see you kind of dark.
Ed: That’s because I’m in the shadow.
Maybe the ISO setting is fuck up!
Oh! Now you are super handsome! Great!
What do you think about… light? That essential element?
Ed: You didn’t push “REC”?
Fran: No, so I’ll have to say eeeverything again
Jeezz, that’s super fun
Fran: You don’t mind? 
Ed: I don’t mind.
So instead of pushing the “REC” button, I pushed the “ON/OFF” button, so I looked like a big clown moving the camera all around and the thing was off.
Fran: Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed.
 Ed: What, what, what, what, what.
