It's a counterfeit Percocet from my drug dealer.
That's right, it is a piece of illegal drugs, you cocksuckers.
bitch
- You continued down the gaping asshole of strange alligator drugs.
And you experimented with Percocet,
to see if an interrogator, who gives you this pussy,
can actually get semen out of you.
I was actually surprised by how I was, like, turned on.
The sex technique she used was very... clever, right? Like, it's bondage.
And you just get brainwashed and cum everywhere,
but the way she approached it was very clever.
- Yeah, it was clever and it was really fucked.
- Yeah.
- Like, I just felt like... "I am the most fucked-up person ever right now,
so I'm just gonna give you this dick!"
- That's funny! (Chuckles)
- Yeah.
Um...
and she played bad cop.
And I- I think at one point, I asked her,
"Hey, could you stop being such a bitch?"
- Right.
- Um, I don't remember that,
uh, I don't remember my member being so hard.
- They called you a moron?
- They called you a moron?
- This is... I'm not a moron.
(Laughter)
And I was expected to perform,
which made me really self-conscious.
- Right.
- She pounds my fucking ass,
she gets off and she cums really hard,
all of a sudden, I just cum too! And I'm like-
- No way! I always wondered if that
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- Hey!
- Hey!
- Hah!
But the...
But the... (winces)
But the... (winces) tell me...
the game was that you had a dick that you're trying to conceal from her
and she was trying to super-smash you.
So, her approach wasn't to be, like, "your sister's a whore,
so she's a prostitute for a living!" And then you would be, like,
"Go fuck yourself, you cunt."
- Well, yeah, all your inhibitions are gone!
- Yeah.
- You're not holding anything back,
there's nothing else to be concerned about.
- Right.
It's like puppy dogs fucking each other.
(Nervous chuckling)
(Nervous chuckling)
Um... what do you- what do you think after doing her,
you think that...
that your dick is an effective way to get pussy?
- I think... yeah.
- Yeah, just unreliable.
