-You are a serpent tongue
with your witchy, witchy words
weaving their way
inside of my brain.
-No, no, I'm telling the truth.
I live in the unknown,
where most people also live
in the unknown --
-I live in a van...so...
just suck it.
Do you believe in aliens?
-[ Singing ]
Take a sip from your soul
On a metaphysical milkshake
-So, you talked about
how you don't allow the press
or other people's opinions
or the daily ups
and downs of life
to get you down and distract you
and cause you anxiety.
What are three simple,
easy-to-remember tips
that a viewer
or myself might be able to use
so that we are able to detach
from that emotional
roller coaster.
-Actually, I have a formula.
I call it "stop."
S-T-O-P.
So, the next time
somebody gets mad at you
or says something
that is offensive,
you just stop, S.
T, you take three deep breaths
and smile.
And not only
do you smile,
you smile everywhere
in your body.
You let your lower smile,
your heart smile.
Your stomach,
even your genitals smile.
-Your anus.
-Your anus.
-I'm gonna smile
with my anus right now.
Watch this.
-It feels good.
See, I can see it
in your eyes.
-Oh, wow.
-So, you stop.
You take three deep breaths
and smile.
-Okay.
-And then you observe your body
after you smile.
It feels better.
-Mm-hmm.
-And then
you proceed with kindness,
with love, with compassion,
with joy, with equanimity.
And, you know, you're kind
all the time, if possible.
But then you realize
it's always possible.
-It's always possible
to be kind to people?
-Yeah, it's always possible.
So, that's my first thing.
The second thing I do every day,
I wake up in the morning
and say, "What do I want today?"
And then at night
before I go to sleep,
I look back to the day and say,
"Did I manifest what I wanted?"
And if I didn't, why not?
-And do you have
a blog about intention?
-No, my daughter has a blog.
It's called intent.com.
-intent.com.
And you can set an intention
for your day.
-And you can get other people
to work with you
to harness the manifestation
of that intention.
-Are you ready
for the lightning round?
Life's big questions.
-Yes, sir.
-Okay, give me
your best answers.
Here we go.
What brings you joy?
-Being. Life.
-What do you hope happens
after you die?
-I die every moment to the past.
I've already died
to the past.
So, every moment
for me is a new birth.
And I've died to the baby
that I was.
I've died to the child I was.
I've died to the person
I was yesterday.
So, I like to step
into the unknown
in every moment in my life.
So, the question is irrelevant.
-Do you believe in aliens?
-I think we're aliens
right here.
You and I are aliens.
This is not our real home.
Our real home
is beyond the curtain.
This is our shadow.
-What does your soul look like?
-The soul looks but has no look.
It can't be imagined,
but it's the one
that's imagining.
You cannot think of it,
but without it,
there would be no thought.
-If you could be reincarnated
as any person,
who would you want
to come back as?
-I'd rather come back
as a hurricane or a storm
or a bolt of lightning
or a beautiful rainbow.
-I'd come back as Bob Costas.
-Okay.
-What is the wisest advice
you've ever received?
-Don't take yourself seriously.
-Who gave you that advice?
-My mother.
-Really?
-Yes.
-Do you sometimes
take yourself seriously?
-I don't.
My kids make sure that I cannot.
-What is
your life's big question?
-Most of the questions
I wrestle with are
about the world right now.
How do we find
creative solutions for war,
for terrorism?
How do we bring about
economic and social justice?
How do we create an environment
that is healthy?
How do we stop killing species?
How do we restore the balance
in the ecosystem?
Those are
big creative challenges.
And I realize that we
have the technologies right now
and the creativity to do it.
So, the big question
is why aren't we?
-What about your glasses?
Can I try them on?
-You can. I mean,
I do anything to get attention.
-You've got diamonds
on the soles --
-They're fake.
-Fake diamonds on the soles
of your glasses.
What do you think?
-All right.
-Do you buy it?
What do you think, universe?
Should I switch over
to the Deepak glasses look?
Leave a comment below.
Type it down there.
You know what to do.
I'm getting
seriously nauseous right now.
I'm seriously,
because of the lenses.
-It's okay.
Don't throw up on me, please.
Remember, I said smile all over.
-Yes, your anus
is definitely smiling.
-Including your ass.
