KERMIT: Hi ho.
Kermit the frog here, and
this is a mystery box.
You see, if anybody can guess
from the clues I give what is
in this box, then they can
keep what is in the box.
COOKIE MONSTER: Is it cookie?
KERMIT: No, it is
not a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Bye bye.
KERMIT: But wait a second,
Cookie Monster.
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
KERMIT: There are clues.
COOKIE MONSTER: Who care about
clues without cookie?
Me want cookie.
No cookie, no guessing
game from clues.
Arrivederci, Frog.
KERMIT: But wait a second,
Cookie Monster.
Come back here.
You see, I'll tell
you what I'll do.
If you guess what is in the box,
I'll give you a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a horse,
it's a cow, it's a cotton
ball, it's a pogo stick,
it's a rump roast.
KERMIT: No, no, no, no.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a moose.
KERMIT: No, no, no, no.
Those are wild guesses.
COOKIE MONSTER: Well, me
wild about cookies.
KERMIT: Yes, but you haven't
guessed right.
Now, maybe if you listen
to the clues.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK,
me all ears.
OK, what's first clue?
KERMIT: OK, the first clue is
that it is something to eat.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a cookie.
KERMIT: No, it's not a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Not a cookie.
Give me second clue.
KERMIT: The second clue is that
it is something round.
COOKIE MONSTER: A cookie.
KERMIT: No, it's not a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Not a cookie.
KERMIT: Mm-mm.
COOKIE MONSTER: Sorry,
third clue.
KERMIT: Third clue.
COOKIE MONSTER: Just thought it
might be cookie off chance.
KERMIT: No, it's not.
The color of this
thing is orange.
COOKIE MONSTER: Something to eat
that is round and orange.
It's a cookie.
KERMIT: (YELLING) No,
it is not a cookie!
COOKIE MONSTER: Just thought
one last chance, you know?
KERMIT: No, it's not a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK,
um, me give up.
KERMIT: What?
How can you give up?
It's something to eat that's
round and orange.
It's an orange.
It's an orange!
COOKIE MONSTER: Me like
that fourth clue.
Is it an orange?
KERMIT: (YELLING) Of course
it's an orange.
I just told you it
was an orange.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me
guess right.
Me get cookie.
Give me cookie.
KERMIT: No, you don't
get a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Why?
KERMIT: I told you
what it was.
I told you it was an orange.
You didn't guess it right.
COOKIE MONSTER: Frog.
KERMIT: What?
COOKIE MONSTER: You know
life, life not all
guessing games, frog.
Sometimes, we have to care about
the friends, especially
friends who love cookies,
friends who love cookies so
much they play silly guessing
games because maybe, maybe
just maybe a frog, a very
handsome frog who has cookie
will give best, best friend
who no can live without
cookies, give that best
friend a cookie.
But if friendship
mean nothing--
KERMIT: OK.
OK, OK.
Here's your cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: One
measly cookie?
Speech like that deserves
at least five cookies.
KERMIT: I only had one cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK.
In that case, me settle.
[EATS COOKIE NOISILY]
