( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS
A SECONDIME.
>> Harry: YOU'VE PLAYED THIS
BEFORE.
>> I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T.
>> Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST
TIME.
AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT,
ALSO.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE
HAVE ON THE TABLE.
BUG TRIFLE.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH, OOOH.
JELLYFISH.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH, OOOH.
GIANT WATER SCORPION.
>> THAT'S THE WORST ONE.
>> Harry:
1,000 YEAR OLD EGGNOG.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
COD SPERM.
( LAUGHTER
SEEMS RATHER TAME IN COMPARISON
TO THE OTHER ONES.
HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF
THE COD?
( LAUGHTER )
SALMON SMOOTHIE.
BULL PENIS.
>> GOOD OLD BULLP BULL PENIS.
I'LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION.
THE PRODUCERS HAVE NOT SHOWN US
THESE AHEAD OF TIME.
SO LET ME CHOOSE A FOOD YOU'LL
HAVE TO EAT SHOULD YOU NOT
ANSWER.
SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH
1,000-YEAR-OLD EGGNOG.
>> NO!
IS THE CINNAMON SUPPOSED TO MAKE
THIS ANY BETTER?
>> Harry: I THINK IT'S THE
CINNAMON STICK.
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.
GIVE IT A SNIFF.
>> WHY?
>> Harry: I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MY GOD!
DISGUSTING!
( LAUGHTER )
>> Harry: READY?
NO!
>> Harry: OKAY.
( LAUGHTER )
>> OH, NO!
>> Harry: YOU ARE ONE OF THE
FEW MEMBERS TO HAVE E
KARDASHIAN CLAN THAT DOES NOT
HAVE CHILDREN.
RATE YOUR SIBLINGS OM BEST TO
WORST PARENTS.
( APPLAUSE )
>> I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER
IT.
>> Harry: I FEEL LIKE I COULD
ANSWER IT.
( LAUGHTER )
>> UM, I MEAN, I'LL START BY
SAYING THEY ACTUALLY ALL ARE
AMAZING.
THEY REALLY ARE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
THEY ARE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
I SWEAR.
BUT I'D SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
AND THEN -- HE'S SO GOOD TO
HIS DAUGHTER.
AND THEN -- I MEAN THAT'S SO
HARD, THEY'RE ALL AMAZING.
>> Harry: DRINK THE EGGNOG.
NO!
( LAUGHTER )
AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE,
KLOE, KIM, KYLIE --
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
APPLAUSE )
>> Harry: WHOO!
ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, YOU CHOOSE
SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I WOULD
HAVE TO EAT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DO THE SPERM.
>> Harry: OKAY.
ERE YOU GO.
>> Harry: OKAY.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER )
( CLEARING THROAT )
>> DIEING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH
SONGS ON YOUR LAST ALBUM WERE
ABOUT ME?
( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE )
>> OOOH!
NO.
>> Harry: SO I WOULD SAY
TRACK --
( LAUGHTER )
-- UM --
( LAUGHTER )
>> NO!
REA( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> JUST DON'T LOOKT IT.
>> Harry: OH, YEAH, THAT FIXES
EVERYTHING.
JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JUST SWALLOW IT.
( LAUGHTER )
OH, MY GOD!
ST!
STOP!
>> Harry: TO SPIT OR TO
SWALLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
( CHEERING )
>> OOOH!
OKAY.
( COUGHING )
REALLY CARRIES AN AFTERTASTE.
( GAGGING )
OKAY.
SALMON SMOOTHIE.
GIVE HER A SNIFF.
>> NO!
I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY.
>> Harry: COD SPERM.
( LAUGHTER )
OKAY.
OKAY.
YOU'RE THE HIGHEST PAID
SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD.
WHO'S THE MOST UNLIKABLE
SUPERMODEL?
( LAUGHTER )
>> I HAVE THE ANSWER.
I CAN'T SAY IT, THOUGH.
( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE )
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> Harry: WATCHING YOU DRINK
THAT MAD ME FEEL SICK.
>> YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING.
>> Harry: I MEAN, IT'S A
SALMON SMOOTHIE.
>> OKAY.
>> Harry: WHAT AM I HAVING?
THE BUG TRIFLE.
EXTRA BUGS ON THE --
>> FOR DECORATION.
>> Harry: OKAY.
AVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN
EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE
KARDASHIANS"?
( LAUGHTER )
>> Harry: HAVE I EVER WATCHED
AN EPISODEF "KEEPING UP WITH
THE KARDASHIANS"?
YEAH.
IT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE
EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN --
>> TYPICAL.
>> Harry: -- AND THEN YOU WERE
SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER.
>> SO YOU'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.
( APPLAUSE )
I STILL TASTE THE SALMON.
>> Harry: I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO GO WITH BULL PENIS.
YEAH, BULL PENIS.
YEAH.
OKAY.
( APPLAUSE )
YOU READY?
>> NO, BUT YOU COULD GO.
>> Harry: IT'S JUST BULL
PENIS.
( LAUGHTER )
WHO IS THE MOST SURPRISING CELEB
TO EVER SLIDE INTO YOUR D.M.s?
WHO IS HE?
( LAUGHTER )
>> I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT,
RIGHT?
>> Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO
EAT SOME BULL PENIS, YEAH.
WELL, IT DEPENDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON,
BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS.
>> OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO
KNOW.
>> Harry: IS THERE SOMEONE
THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF?
>> YEAH.
>> Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE
THAN EATING A BULL PENIS?
>> PROBABLY.
>> Harry: BLINK TWICE.
SHUT UP.
I'M EATING THE PENIS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN
THERE.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
>> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN
THERE.
( GAGGING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> YEAH, THERE'S A CRAZY
AFTERTASTE.
>> Harry: LAST QUESTION.
WHAT AM I --
>> I'M GIVING YOU THE SCORPION
THING.
>> Harry: OKAY.
BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND
ZANE, RANK THEIR SOLOS --
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Harry: THAT WAS "SPILL
YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS"!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACWITH MORE
"LATE LATE SHOW!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )
