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Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird
News...
A Virginia Beach, Virginia, woman is accused
of arson after investigators say she purposely
set a potted plant on fire.
The charge is a Class 3 felony, which means
the 29-year-old could go to jail for anywhere
from five to 20 years if convicted. 
***Someone needs to tell this lady that setting
a potted plant on fire is not the same as
smoking pot.  
Now this is just hilarious – or sad – depending
on what side of the aisle you’re on. 
A new Bloomberg poll shows Hillary Clinton
is viewed less favorably than President Trump,
despite Trump’s historically low approval
ratings. 
***So maybe don't get your PANTSUITS DRY CLEANED
for the 2020 campaign JUST YET, Hil!
A study says many U.S. children suffer lower
back pain. 
***I used to tell my mom that’s why I couldn’t
clean my room, but she never bought it.
In Northern California, Judge Michael S. Williams
has lost his job because he apparently couldn't
resist the urge to swipe two art deco-style
business card holders from a judges' dinner
in San Francisco!
The Commission on Judicial Performances censured
Williams and he agreed to resign effective
December.
Williams was attending a dinner hosted by
a matrimonial lawyers association in March
2016 when he took two cardholders in the art
deco decor of The City Club of San Francisco.
They were each worth about $30 to $50.
The commission says Williams returned the
cardholders after being informed that he was
caught on video.
The judge expressed remorse and said he had
an "unexplainable impulse" to take the cardholders.
 ***A judge’s career destroyed – over
the theft of something less than a hundred
bucks. 
If you can’t be trusted with the small things,
how can you be trusted with the big things? 
Speaking about calls from all sides to cut
down (or out) his use of social media, President
Trump argues: "They want to take my voice
away."
Trump claims: "It's my voice.
They want to take away my voice.
They're not going to take away my social media.'' 
***"AND my MTV...I WANT MY MTV!!!"
San Francisco school officials have banned
chocolate milk because they say it contains
too much sugar.
 ***They’re also banning sugary soft-drinks,
non-sugarless gum, and Def Leppard’s “Pour
Some Sugar On Me” just to cover all the
bases. 
Researchers have found that an all-corn diet
can quite literally turn a female hamster
into a deranged cannibal.
A new study found that the European hamster,
which once used to feast on a varied diet
of grains, roots, and insects, is not doing
so well on a diet limited to industrially
grown corn.
The study notes that the hamster species is
"on the verge of extinction in Western Europe."
The all-maize regimen has turned the burrowing
critters into "deranged cannibals" that eat
their own offspring.
***Do you see what you’re risking by goiing
vegetarian or vegan? 
You might be the beginning of the zombie cannibalistic
apocalypse!
New research seems to indicate that Tyrannosaurus
Rex couldn’t run.
***And they were extremely poor dancers.
Sometimes a price increase is so steep, it
must be criminal.
A woman in Australia called police to report
that her drug dealer was asking way too much
for marijuana.
The woman told police she was “completely
offended” at the “outrageous price hike.” 
***What an idiot! 
Calling the cops for pricey pot? 
No... that’s a call for the Better Business
Bureau! 
A melting glacier in the Swiss Alps has given
up the bodies of a couple that went missing
70 years ago.
The ice preserved them as they were when they
disappeared all those years ago.
 ***Scientists are baffled as to why one
of them looks like Brendan Fraser.  
A new study says that people in Seattle spend
58 hours a year parking their cars.
***I’m guessing that number doubles during
Christmas-shopping season. 
America's bacon reserves are currently at
a 50-year-low. 
***On the plus side, our cholesterol levels
are looking a heckuva lot better. 
Heidi Montag says she's gained 25-pounds during
the first six months of her pregnancy.
 ***I hate to break it to you, Heidi – but
chances are you aren’t carrying a 25-pound
baby. 
Some of that extra weight is you. 
Lifetime is going to debut a new show next
week where they show blind dates live!
 ***Obviously not a true reality show, because
nobody in their right mind is going to want
cameras watching their first date with someone
when everything you do is already being judged
by the person you are hoping will be “the
one”.  
A team of engineering students from UC San
Diego is on a quest to discover whether the
moon provides the necessary conditions to
brew beer. 
***Wait – is there something wrong with
brewing beer on Earth now? 
Are we going to have a beer shortage unless
we’re able to start brewing in space? 
WHY DIDN’T SOMEBODY WARN US ABOUT THIS?!?! 
Excuse me, I gotta go stock up on the Guinness…
A New Mexico man is facing charges after police
say he threatened to pull a gun on a taco
shop employee for giving him the wrong order.
***Bullets, Taco Bell... neither one is good
for your health. 
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