LOUIS CK: Huh, huh.
So the other day I was uh, hanging out in an airport waiting for a.
	
Fucking whatever, and I'm standin' there.
And this guy asked me the time. 
And I don't know if this has ever happened to you. But when somebody asks you the time, you ever just panic? 
AUDIENCE GIGGLES
LOUIS CK: Like, I just suddenly, I couldn't read my watch. 
AUDIENCE CRACKS UP
LOUIS CK: 'Cause it was just too much pressure, you know? 
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
LOUIS CK: He, and they're always in a hurry when they ask, you know? He's like, hey, you know what time, Uhhh Ah... Uh AAAH!
Hey, wait up guys, send, 4...
2... AUDIENCE LAUGHS
It's 40 of 980. 
Shits. 
AUDIENCE IS STILL LAUGHING
I hate it. 
AUDIENCE CONTINUES TO LAUGH
I don't know how.
	I can't deal with it. I wish people would warn me. 
I'm gonna ask you the time in like half an hour. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
Just collect your thoughts. AUDIENCE LAUGHTER CONTINUES
LOUIS CK: It's like, yeah. And I need a watch to get through the day. 
And I, but I wish I could, I was invisible,'cause.
	
People ask me. 
Now and what I do. People are like, do you have the time?
 I just go yeah, you suck that's what time it is. 
Fuck you, that's what time it is, 
ya piece of shit. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
LOUIS CK: Just cuz it's easier, I'm not a bad guy, it's just easier, they go away, they move on. AUDIENCE LAUGHS
