Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Saiman Says.
And welcome new subscribers.
Come, sit. Please have a seat.
You guys have submitted a lot of memes
on my subreddit r/SaimanSays,
and I cannot wait to complain about
how normie they are. So, uh...
Also, I finally figured out a name for this show.
It's been a year since I created the subreddit,
And, I finally figured out a name for this show.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to...
BHENDI
[Intro plays]
♪ Ooh! Bhendi! Bhendi! (x2) ♪
WiFi drops down by 1 bar.
YouTube video quality:
At least, Saiman vs CarryMinati was
less scripted than Logan Paul vs KSI.
Parents: Eat the prasad (blessed sweet),
it's not that sweet.
The prasad: Sweet
(informal usage for 'gay')
Mohammad Faiz Khan, a gaurakshak (Cow protector).
A surprise for sure,
but a welcome one.
Shyam rang Bumroh.
(Boi, a lot of references to explain here.)
Shyam rang Bumroh.
Oh, shit!
Middle-aged man: *shares his opinion online*
Me and the boys:
♪ Boomer! ♪
Me and the boys:
♪ Boom, Boom, Boomer! ♪
Ok, Center Fresh.
*Me, taking science in 11th grade*
Depression, low marks, life:
*Me, taking science in 11th grade*
Depression, low life, marks:
I saw this meme on Instagram.
It has great potential. Very nice, very nice meme.
*Saiman reading hate comments*
"I just hate your face."
"Hairy old man picks up a loud moaner for evening fun."
Nation wants to know what happened BTS with Arnab Goswami and Ramdev baba after this shoot.
[Arnab Goswami laughs]
Arnab: Swami ji, what's this?
[continues laughing]
I won't do this with you.
Ramdev: Then push this.
Arnab: No, I won't.
Ramdev: Aye, you got the strength.
[Arnab Goswami laughs]
Ramdev: Your strength is good enough.
[Both laugh hysterically]
Masterpiece handshake.
This is a nice observation. Very nice.
*Sister shouting how dare I step on her rangoli*
*Me saying, "I thought it was cow's poopy-shmoopy."*
To be honest, I don't even like this meme template.
Forgive me. It's just like that.
Do I give a fake laugh to this meme?
[laughs in fake]
"Very nice, very nice." Do I comment like that?
Just like I did before.
"Draw a traditional rangoli", screams my mom.
Memes addicted me:
Okay, a Marathi version of this meme.
I don't like the meme, but this rangoli is very beautiful.
No one:
Girls on Diwali:
(Sarcastically) Wow, what a meme!
They distorted the face.
Very creative, very funny.
Apparently, it is very funny to see people
enjoying the Indian culture, celebrating Diwali.
Wow, it is hilarious.
I can't stop laughing.
Kim Jong Gada.
When IE installs Chrome:
I've done 'mehnat' (hard work).
What crappy memes are you guys posting?
700+ upvotes? What? BHENDI!
Guys, this meme is DEAD.
Let its soul rest.
Me after completing 4 years of B.Eng. but still jobless:
I've done mehnat.
Arey! 500+ upvotes on this.
Bhendi, what are you doing?
It doesn't even make sense.
You ain't getting what a meme is.
Mehnat meme is DEAD, but you guys
are having fricky-fricky with its corpse.
Nobody...
Fourt...
You guys posted Nobody memes again, BHENDI.
What are you guys doing?
Mehnat and Nobody memes are going on.
What is this nonsense?
Imagine this is a meme, okay.
It's a nobody meme, okay, fine.
Now we cut the 'Nobody' part out.
Okay. The meme just reads, "14 year olds...
...when somebody unfollows them on Instagram."
Okay, that is the meme. Ok.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE!?
There was a 'Nobody' here, and now it's out.
What is the difference?
There is absolutely no need for 'Nobody'
to be added in this meme format,
but people are still adding it!
F-ing, BHEN...BHENDI.
[tries hard to keep it PG-13]
F-ing, BHEN...BHENDI.
You guys are getting me to cuss.
Even the first comment states,
"Saiman hates the Nobody meme."
OP: I know that.
That's why I posted it.
BHENDI, you...who?
@memeetsingh
[tries hard to keep it PG-13]
You crazy man.
*WiFi drops by one bar*
Meme quality:
Wow! Reddit vs Instagram.
Have I lost one bar too?
*Mr. Beast and other foreign youtubers coming
together to plant trees and save the environment*
Indian youtubers:
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
It's not like this. Even Indian youtubers
do a lot for social causes.
For example, CarryMinati had donated
for the Bihar flood victims recently.
And also, this meme applies to us
as well because we all closed our eyes.
We pretended to not see when Sadhguru
had initiated the 'Cauvery Calling' mission.
And in my opinion, we should first donate
to Cauvery Calling before TeamTrees,
because Cauvery Calling is in India.
First we concentrate on what's happening
in India, then we do it for TeamTrees.
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Saimandar: X
Sai mandir would be built here: ✔
Saiman on news!
Yes, I was on Mirror Now.
I was on a debate on a news channel on national TV.
Anchor: Saimandar Waghdhare, a YouTuber, and...
Saimandar: They want people to...
...report about the potholes,
but I think the execution is very bad.
I mean, it reminds me of this game
that was 2 years ago.
It's called Pokémon Go.
- Correct!
- No, I said the intent was nice, but the execution
is very bad. They're trying to show this as a trend.
They're trying to cater to the youth, but...
No, I want to know that
what if I find a 2 inch deep pothole?
- That doesn't make the cut.
- Why? Size should not matter.
- (sighs) Right.
- Like, any pothole is a pothole...
Man: Can I suggest an idea?
Anchor: Yes.
Saimandar: They're trying to say that...
...you click a selfie with a pothole.
They should also launch another campaign which says,
"Click a selfie with the victims of those potholes."
Okay, I know it is a bit cringy,
but I was very nervous, okay?
It was my first time on
a news channel on live TV,
and I was totally not prepared for this.
I mean, they informed me
3 hours prior to the debate.
And I was preparing for my CarryMinati shoot.
I was doing some shopping.
And they told me that the debate is in 3 hours, and...
But I had no choice. I had to do this to represent
Say Sena on a news channel on national TV, right?
Shiv Sena minister resigns from
cabinet only to comment about Saiman.
Minister: Watch his potential on YouTube.
What a potential that young boy has!
[Saiman laughs]
I'm ready. There's already problems
going on in Maharashtra.
So, I am ready for Say Sena to form
a government in Maharashtra.
When they laugh at your 5cm,
but they haven't seen your 9mm:
American memes for international audience.
I'll pretend that I still have viewers from outside of Asia.
[sings 'Pumped up Kicks' with exaggerated accent]
Beloved Indian YouTuber 'Grandpa Kitchen' dies.
I saw this. I saw this news,
and I felt really sad, because I did not
know about this YouTuber before this news.
This YouTuber, Grandpa Kitchen, was very old, okay?
And he used to cook food in his YouTube channel,
told the recipes, and fed the orphans.
It is very sad that I heard about
this YouTuber after this news.
I mean, I don't know what the people
at Fan Fest and Social Nation are doing.
They always call the same gang of 5 YouTubers.
And people like this,
YouTubers like these, come and go away.
It'd have been much better if I heard a "How was the food?" instead of "How was the dance?" on Fan Fest.
But it's too late now.
Rest in peace, Grandpa Kitchen.
What people think Punjab is like:
People, please, don't form opinions over a movie.
You watched 'Udta Punjab' one day,
and now think that's what Punjab is.
It's very wrong.
Punjab in reality:
What people think Kashmir is:
Kashmir in reality:
Saiman has the most trusted and loyal fan base
in the whole Indian YouTube community.
Okay, thank you for this supportive meme, but...
What is a loyal fan base?
I don't know what is a loyal fan base.
If, tomorrow, I ask you to jump off a building,
would you do it?
If I ask you to subscribe to T-series,
would you do it?
I don't think I want a loyal fan base,
I want a logical fan base.
If you're gonna talk about loyal fan base,
I think CarryMinati has the most loyal fan base in India.
But the thing is, loyalty and toxicity has a very fine line between them, and people cross them a lot of the time.
For example, if you criticise CarryMinati just a little bit,
you'd get a list of curse words due to the toxic fans.
But I am not saying that all CarryMinati fans are toxic.
It is a very small part of his fan base which is toxic.
The same with PewDiePie.
A big part of his fan base is toxic.
So, I'd prefer to have a logical
fan base instead of loyal fan base.
Aw, thank you so much for this Sai-Man artwork.
Very nice. I'll definitely show this to Sai-Man.
Carry lost to Saiman.
Actually, you see, CarryMinati did not win that match,
because CarryMinati should be disqualified in the end.
Because he was puching me repeatedly, am I right?
The referee too wanted to stop him,
but CarryMinati did not listen.
So, as per boxing rules, CarryMinati
should've got negative marking there.
And if you see the full boxing match, as per boxing rules,
I think the match was a draw.
That is why I am planning that
there would a rematch next year,
and that video would get me double
the views and more money, right?
Let's see. I've to talk to CarryMinati.
Let's see.
This is nice.
When your offensive meme gets 12 upvotes:
Baka is actually Arjun Shivajinagarkar.
I said tatta (balls), now laugh.
We just had a collab, Timothy.
When you give JEE Mains without preparation:
All I have are negative marks.
I don't know a lot about engineering,
but funny meme. Very funny meme.
ENGINEERING BAD.
ENGINEERING VERY BAD.
MostlySane: (at YT Fan Fest)
Thane can be called Mumbai,
if reaction videos can be
called original content.
Also MostlySane: *does reaction videos*
[Luciano Michelini's Frolic plays]
"There's a limit for hypocrisy."
"Come here, 🅱️ihari.
I'd get your UPSC cleared."
"Come here, JNU student.
I'd get you a room for 10 rupees."
It seems there's a new meme
in the market. Very funny.
*People with their 2020 resolutions*
*Me trying to complete my 2016 resolutions*
In this video, all of you were
talking about this kid who fell.
I mean, BHENDI, screw my challenge to CarryMinati.
All of you were talking about this kid.
Very good. Keep it up, Say Sena.
Alright, that's it.
Thank you so much for watching this video.
If you liked this video, please let me know.
I'd arrange for you to talk to the video about marriage.
And for the dowry, I'd make your
family members to subscribe to me.
So, thank you for watching. Good night,
bye, Shab-ba-khair, Kailash Kher.
Wish you a happy married life.
[smacks lips loudly]
 ♪ (Metal version) Ooh!
Bhendi! Bhendi! (x2) ♪
♪ Soothing riff ♪
[Outro fades out]
♪ Soothing riff ♪
