(dramatic  Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(cheering)
(crowd gasps)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(crowd booing)
(crunching)
(air horn sounds)
(groans)
(dog barks)
(air horn blares)
(clattering)
(chuckles)
(groans)
(yells)
(screams, groans)
(screams)
(groaning)
(crowd cheers)
(screaming)
(crowd cheers)
(crowd boos)
YAH!
OOH!
(crowd cheers)
(electronic pulsing)
WAH!
(dog barks)
(chomp)
(grumbling)
(disc beeping)
(electronic beeping)
(chuckles)
(dog barks)
(chomp)
(crash)
(yells)
(clapping)
(raspberries)
(dog barks)
(mechanical whirring)
(crowd cheers)
(crowd boos)
(Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(arrows hitting)
(whimpering)
(air horn sounds)
(honking)
(mechanical clattering)
(engine sputters)
(whimpering)
(sobbing)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheers)
(fly buzzes)
(chewing)
(groaning)
(skidding)
(whistles)
(triumphant music)
♪ ♪
(sobbing)
(jazzy  Pink Panther
theme song)
♪ ♪
(crowd cheering)
(rock music)
♪ ♪
(crash)
(strumming guitar)
(alarm bell)
(crash)
THE CRUNCH!
THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATED
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
IS OFFERING TO
SURRENDER HIS BELT
TO ANYONE WHO CAN
REMAIN STANDING
AFTER THREE ROUNDS
OF HIS POWERFUL
PUNITIVE PUNCHES.
IS THERE ANYONE
OUT THERE STRONG ENOUGH,
COURAGEOUS ENOUGH,
OR CRAZY ENOUGH
TO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
WE HAVE A CHALLENGER.
(roaring)
(crowd cheering)
HOW ABOUT
A BIG WELCOME FOR
THE FAST, THE FURIOUS
PINKRAGEOUS!
AND NOW,
THE MINISTER OF MUSCLE.
THE KING OF THE RING.
THE ABSOLUTELY
UNDEFEATED BARON
OF BODY SLAMS,
THE CRUNCH!
AND A SPECIAL "WOOF WOOF"
FOR DOG POUND!
(grunting)
(crowd laughing)
GRR! HA HA HA HA!
WHOA, LOOK OUT, CHAMP!
(crash)
HEH HEH,
AND LOOK OUT
SPORTS FANS.
(chirping)
AND THE ACTION
IS UNDER WAY
HERE IN ROUND ONE.
(ding)
(grunting)
ALL ABOARD FOR
THE CRUNCH TOWN EXPRESS.
IT ALWAYS RUNS
ON CRUNCH TIME.
WOOT! WOOT!
THIS CHALLENGER'S
GOTTA BE THINKING,
"WHY DID I EVER DO THIS,
"AND HOW CAN I
GET OUT OF HERE?"
(grunting)
PINKRAGEOUS
IS STILL ON HIS FEET,
BUT JUST BARELY.
CAN HE WITHSTAND
THE CRUNCH'S BLAST
FROM HIS BREATH ASSAULT?
FEW HAVE UNDERGONE
THIS HURRICANE OF HOSTILITY
AND REMAIN TO
TELL THE TALE.
'RAGEOUS GOES
FOR THE BEAR HUG.
NOW IT'S A SUPLEX.
AN ARM BAR.
THE CHOMP!
THIS IS WRESTLING
YOU CAN REALLY
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO.
BUT THE CRUNCH
HAS HAD ENOUGH.
HE RESPONDS WITH
A PAINFUL PANTHER PULL,
A FELINE FRACTURE.
'RAGEOUS IS TAKING
EVERYTHING THE CHAMP'S GOT
AND IT LOOKS BAD--OOF!
WHAT A MATCH!
(ding ding)
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH ROUND
FOR PINKRAGEOUS.
HE'S A MERE SHADOW
OF THE FIGHTER
WHO CAME HERE
LOOKING FOR GLORY.
BUT NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO SEE
WHAT HE'S REALLY MADE OF.
(crowd cheering)
ON TO ROUND TWO.
(ding)
(groaning)
'RAGEOUS IS UP
AND READY WITH--
OH, NO!
IT'S THE MATADOR!
THE CHAMP IS
SEEING RED NOW!
I HOPE 'RAGEOUS KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
(growling)
OH! NOW, THAT IS GOING
TO LEAVE A MARK.
COULD THIS BE? IS IT?
YES, IT IS.
IT'S THE FLYING
CANNONBALL OF CHAOS!
'RAGEOUS SEEMS DISTRACTED.
OR IS THIS SOME PART
OF HIS MASTER PLAN?
OH, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO END GOOD, FOLKS.
(alarm going off)
WHAT A MOVE!
'RAGEOUS HAS COUNTERED
THE CANNONBALL WITH A
LEVER CHAOS BUSTER
AND CRUNCH
HAS FALLEN FOR IT.
IT LOOKS LIKE
THE CRUNCH IS DOWN,
FOLKS-- WAY DOWN.
ARE CRUNCH'S DAYS
IN THE RING OVER?
COULD THIS BE THE END?
WAIT! THE CRUNCH IS UP!
BUT WHAT IS THIS?
TALK ABOUT A FINE DISPLAY
OF SPORTSMANSHIP.
'RAGEOUS IS DOING
EVERYTHING HE CAN
TO MAKE SURE
HIS OPPONENT
IS ALL RIGHT.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
AWW!
(smack)
IT'S RUMBALICIOUS
ROUND THREE,
AND IT'S TIME FOR
THE CRUNCH TO BUST OUT
HIS BADEST MOVES
OR HE'LL BE SAYING BYE-BYE
TO THAT BIG OL' BELT.
CRUNCH IS WASTING NO TIME
KICKING IT IN WITH
THE TERRIBLE TORPEDO TOES.
BUT 'RAGEOUS IS READY
AND COUNTERS WITH
THE FLYING FINGER FLICK.
OH, THE CORN CRUSHER!
HOLD THE BUTTER, PLEASE!
THE STEAMROLLER!
OH, THE SOGGY BOTTOM!
THE TRACTOR PULL!
OH, IT'S THE SODA POP!
(gulping)
(cheers and applause)
THE CHAMP SEEMS
TO BE LOSING HIS FIZZ.
HE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
HE'S DOWN,
BUT WHAT'S THIS?
IN A SURPRISE MOVE,
THE CHAMP HAS TAGGED
HIS FAITHFUL
AND LOYAL MANAGER,
WHO'S READY
TO GO TO TOWN
ON THE CHALLENGER.
DOG TOWN, THAT IS.
(crowd cheering)
(whirling)
HE'S SWINGING
LIKE A SCHNAUZER,
PUNCHING LIKE A POODLE,
AND BOUNCING LIKE A BEAGLE.
(boing)
HOLD ON, THE CHAMP
AND HIS MANAGER
HAVE TAKEN A TIME OUT
TO DISCUSS A LITTLE STRATEGY.
(groaning and slapping)
IT SEEMS LIKE
THEY HAVE IT
ALL WORKED OUT NOW.
AND THE CRUNCH
IS GETTING BACK
INTO THE FRAME.
LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMP
IS FINALLY READY
TO END THIS.
WITH 'RAGEOUS BACKED
INTO A CORNER,
THERE SEEMS TO BE
NO WAY FOR HIM
TO AVOID THE CRUSHING,
CRUNCHY BLOWS.
HEH HEH.
(laughing)
GRR...
ding! ding! ding!
HUH?
BUT WAIT,
IT'S ALL OVER!
'RAGEOUS HAS DONE IT.
HE'S MADE IT
THREE ROUNDS,
AND THAT MEANS
THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE HANDS.
(stomping and crying)
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
THE CRUNCH HAS EVER
LOST A MATCH.
WHAT AN UPSET!
PINKRAGEOUS WANTS THAT BELT.
AND CRUNCH ISN'T
VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT
AT ALL.
REALLY VERY UNHAPPY.
HE IS NOT A GOOD LOSER.
(screaming and crying)
BUT THAT'S THE WAY
THE BODY SLAMS
AND THE CRUNCH CRUMBLES.
AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
PINKRAGEOUS WILL BE
WEARING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP
BELT TONIGHT.
(guitar music)
(whimpering)
HUH? UGH!
(jazzy  Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
♪ ♪
HMM.
(smooch)
(whirring, ding)
(whirring)
(ding)
(smooch)
(beeping)
(chuckles)
(gasps)
(growls)
(growls)
(inhales deeply)
(joints creaking)
(joints creaking)
OH!
(wailing)
(beeping)
(growls)
(chuckles deviously)
(chuckles)
(laughs)
(muffled shouting)
(groaning)
HA HA!
(chuckling)
YOW!
(laughs joyously)
(cuckoo birds chirping)
(growls)
AH!
(gasps)
(beeps)
AHH!
(chuckles)
(horse neighs)
(laughs maniacally)
(groaning)
(chuckles)
(beeps)
(electronic music)
♪ ♪
(cheering)
(growls)
AHH!
AHH!
EH.
(beeping)
AH.
(beeping)
(cheers and applause)
(people screaming)
(groaning)
(camera shutter snapping)
(clattering)
(gasps)
(beeping)
(grumbling)
(screams)
(screaming)
(groaning)
OOH.
(thud)
(quirky music)
♪ ♪
(watch ticking)
(bell rings)
FORE!
(chuckles) HUH?
AH!
(gasps)
MWAH.
(angry mumbling)
(grunts)
(chuckles) YEAH.
(affirmative grunt)
(keypad tones)
(satellite beeps)
(mechanical whirring)
(nervous groans)
AH!
(angry grunting)
AH!
(indistinct stammering)
(growls)
(grunts)
HMM. (groans)
(chuckles)
HMM.
(nervous stammering)
AH!
(grunts)
(chuckles)
(electronic beeping)
(screaming)
HUH?
(gasps and whistles)
(chuckles)
(electronic beeping)
(chuckles)
(laughs)
(frog ribbits)
(gasps)
(gulps)
(laughs)
MMM.
(raspberries)
(screams)
(growls)
(sobbing)
(laughs)
(chuckles)
(screams)
(screams)
(grunts)
(laughs)
(humming)
(sinister laugh)
(chuckles)
(nervous stammering)
(gasps)
(growls)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(gasps)
(screaming)
(screams)
(gasps)
(screaming)
(grunts)
(laughing)
YEAH!
LOOKS LIKE I GOT
SOME HAPPY LITTLE FEET,
AND THE REASON IS
THE SEASON.
♪ KIWI SEASON ♪
♪ KIWI SEASON ♪
OH, I CAN
ALREADY TASTE IT.
SWEET JUICY KIWI.
YIKES!
(panting)
I CHASE HIM ALL DAY,
AND HIS FEET
WANT TO GO DANCING.
AND MINE WANT TO
GO HOME TO BED.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WITH THIS, I'LL BE
ABLE TO SAVE
MY FEET AND EAT
AT THE SAME TIME.
(groaning)
HEY, KEEP IT DOWN,
WILL YOUS?
CRUMMY KIDS.
ALWAYS MAKING A RACKET.
OH!
OH, THIS AIN'T GOOD.
THIS AIN'T GOOD AT ALL.
HERE HE COMES,
HERE HE COMES,
HERE HE COMES.
THERE HE GOES,
THERE HE GOES,
THERE HE GOES.
(groans)
KIWI?
(groans)
STOP WITH THE KIWI.
I'M--
I'M ALLERGIC TO KIWI.
THANKS, AARDVARKY.
YOU JUST SAVED ME
A WHOLE DAY
OF KIWI PICKING.
WELL, I'M UP,
AND I'M STARVING.
OH-OH!
WHAT HAVE WE HERE, HUH?
A NICE, TASTY ANT.
THAT OUGHTA HIT THE SPOT.
HEY YOU, THAT'S MY ANT.
OH, KIWI.
YOU'RE SO GREEN
AND SWEET.
HOW DID YOU
GET TO BE SO
DE-LI-CIOUS?
SPEAKING OF DELICIOUS...
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
STOP.
OUT OF MY WAY, PALY,
IF YOUS KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
IF ANYONE DESERVES
TO EAT THAT ANT,
IT'S ME.
TELL HIM, ANT.
TELL HIM.
I HAVE THE
PERFECT NOSE FOR
EATING ANTS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
WELL, AARDVARKY,
WHAT HEDGEHOGS HAVE ARE
SHARP QUILLS ALL OVER
THEIR BODIES.
WHAT?
YOW!
THAT COULDA BEEN
SOME USEFUL INFORMATION...
(poke)
YOW!
A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.
ENOUGH ALREADY.
I THINK YOU MADE YOUR...POINT!
OHH!
YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY
TO KEEP THAT
SPINY LITTLE BALL
FROM EATING THE ANT
IS FOR ME TO
EAT THE ANT FIRST.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
(whistling)
YIKES!
AND NOW FOR THE
TWIRLING TORNADO
VACUUM NOSE.
WHAT'S THAT?
(smacking sounds)
(air hisses)
WHOA!
QUIT STICKING YOUR NOSE
INTO MY BUSINESS.
GO FIND
YOUR OWN FOOD.
THAT'S MY ANT.
NOT ANYMORE, HE AIN'T.
WELL, I SAW HIM FIRST.
YEAH, WELL,
I'LL SEE HIM LAST.
(groaning)
OH, MAN.
I HAVE REALLY
LET MYSELF GO.
UH-OH, SPEAKING OF GOING,
IT'S TIME TO SKEDADDLE.
I'LL SHOW THAT
OVERSIZED PINCUSHION
WHO'S THE KING
OF THIS JUNGLE.
(Tarzan yell)
(branch breaking)
UH-OH.
(groaning)
AT LEAST I DIDN'T
LAND ON ANY--
YOW!
(scuffling sounds)
OH.
MAN, I HAVE TO
REGULATE MY WEIGHT.
I CAN BARELY MOVE.
IF THOSE TWO EVER
STOP FIGHTING,
I'M A GONER.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS
REALLY WANT TO SETTLE THIS...
I'VE GOT JUST THE WAY
TO DO IT.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE,
WRESTLING FANS.
IT'S RUMBLE TIME!
IN THIS CORNER...
THEY CALL HIM
THE PRINCE OF PAIN.
BOASTING THE TOUGHEST JAB
THIS SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC.
GET IN HIS WAY AND, OH,
HE WILL STICK YOU.
HEDGEHOG!
AND IN THIS CORNER,
THE SNOUT OF THE SAVANNA.
A TOP CONTENDER
WHO'S HUNGRY
FOR VICTORY.
YOUR FRIEND AND MY ENEMY,
AARDVARK!
OY, THIS 100% BEEHIVE SUIT
SHOULD TAKE THE STING
OUT OF THAT
HEDGEHOG'S QUILLS.
(dramatic music)
♪ ♪
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
HAVE A GOOD,
CLEAN FIGHT, GENTLEMEN.
AND THE RULES ARE...NO RULES!
FIRST, I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU,
AND THEN I'M GONNA EAT HIM.
OH, YEAH?
YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?
THERE'S AARDVARK WITH HIS
"FALL ON YOUR BACKSIDE,
"MAKING A COMPLETE
FOOL OF YOURSELF"
MOVE.
GET READY!
I GOT SOME "UNH"
WITH YOUR NAME
ON IT.
HEY, IT WORKS.
THAT DIDN'T HURT.
(groans)
NOW, THEY'RE REALLY
GOING AT IT.
IT'S HEDGEHOG
WITH THE BARB WIRE
BELLY BUSTER.
NOW AARDVARK
WITH THE
FULL NOSE NELSON.
OH, AND THERE'S HEDGEHOG
WITH THE CRUSHING
CACTUS CLOTHESLINE.
AARDVARK COMES
RIGHT BACK WITH A
DEVASTATING ATOMIC SNOZZLE.
OW.
LET'S FINISH THIS, AARDVARK,
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.
ANTS IN MY PANTS
I CAN HANDLE.
A HEDGEHOG IN MY PANTS,
NOT SO MUCH.
YOW!
(groans)
THIS COULD BE IT, PEOPLE.
ONE...
TWO...
(bees buzzing)
OHH!
UH-OH.
(thumping)
HEY, HE'S THE ONE
YOU WANT, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T WANT THIS
CRAZY SUIT.
WELL, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HEARD,
MY SHARP-TAILED FRIEND.
(bees buzzing)
I'LL GET YOU, AARDVARK!
I'LL GET YOU!
AND NOW TO CLAIM
MY SCRUMPTIOUS PRIZE.
WELL, YOU DID WIN ME
FAIR AND SQUARE AARDVARK.
PLUS I'M WAY TOO HEAVY
TO RUN ANYWAY.
GET IN THERE,
YOU DELICIOUS...
KIWI!
ONE, TWO, THREE!
AND THE WINNER AND STILL
SUPER NOT-SO-LIGHTWEIGHT
CHAMPION,
IS ME!
ANT, ANT, ANT.
AH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU!
ANT, ANT.
(organ playing
 Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(cheers and applause)
HMM. MM!
(cheers and applause)
HA HA HA!
MWAH. MWAH.
MWAH. MWAH.
MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.
HMM?
HMM HMM! HMM!
(grunting)
UHH!
(gasping)
(grunting)
(thud)
OHH!
(grunting)
UHH!
(whimpers)
DOH!
(crash)
(rollers clanking)
(murmuring)
OOOOH!
(sheepish laugh)
UHH!
(grunting)
(grumbles)
(sheepish laugh)
(growls)
(whimpering)
HYUH! AH! AH!
(clucking softly)
(chuckles deviously)
(imitating chicken clucking)
(crows)
(worried grunt)
(sheepish laugh)
(growling)
(angry clucking)
(panicked clucking)
(laughing)
(screams)
(devious chuckle)
(clucking)
(crows weakly)
(cheers and applause)
(gasps)
HMM?
(yells angrily)
(weak clucking)
(bell dings)
(dinging)
HUH?
(jazzy elevator music)
♪ ♪
(bell dings)
(cackling)
WHOA OH!
(laughing)
HUH?
HA HA!
AHH.
(giggling)
(cackling)
MWAH!
HUH?
(growling)
(blubbing)
(cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)
(crash)
(squeaking)
(clanging)
(cheers and applause)
(Pink Panther theme)
(Pink Panther theme plays)
♪ ♪
(muttering)
(smooching)
OH!
(car alarm blaring)
(grunting)
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HMM.
(crashing noise)
HMM?
HMM!
HEH HEH.
HMM? HUH?
doink doink!
GRRRR!
HMM. HMM?
(popping noise)
HMM?
HMM?
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
HMM?
HMM...
(muttering)
HEH HEH HEH.
HUH?
(muttering)
HMM?
GRRRR!
AH! HEH HEH.
(birds squawking)
HEH HEH
HEH HEH.
GRRRR!
HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH.
(muttering)
(squishing noises)
HUH?
GRRR! UNH!
UNH! UNH!
(engine starts)
(tires screech)
AAH!
(crashing noise)
(birds tweeting)
HMM?
GRRRR!
(gulls squawking)
(muttering)
AAH!
AH, HA HA HA...
(growling)
(splashing noise)
(insane laughter)
(horse neighs)
HA HA!
(muttering)
GRRRR--HMM?
(tapping)
(clanging noises)
(popping noise)
(whistles)
(Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
HA HA HA
HA HA!
(dolphins chattering)
(muttering)
AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH...
(chatters)
(popping noise)
(cheering)
(whistle)
(cheering continues)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
UH...
AAH!
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
EH?
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
(teeth chattering)
(whistle)
(braying)
HMM.
(whistle)
(crowd cheering)
(booing)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
(chuckling)
(slurp)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(birds twittering)
(crowd booing)
(whistles, clears throat)
(grunting)
(grunting, groaning)
(whistle)
(Muzak playing)
♪ ♪
(crowd cheering)
(electronic beeping)
(crack)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(booing)
(growling)
(crowd cheers)
(slurping)
(weak whistle)
(gags)
(whistle)
(gags)
(crowd cheers)
EH? AAH!
OH HO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
(groans)
(crowd cheers)
(laughter)
(teeth chattering)
(bird chirping)
GIVE IT UP, ANT.
YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR MY CHAMPION
ANT-CATCHING
SKILLS.
SKILLS?
YOU KIDDING ME,
AARDVARK?
YOU COULDN'T
CATCH A DROP
IN A RAINSTORM.
OH, YEAH?
WHERE DID HE GO?
AHA!
(chimes jingling)
RAINDROP,
HERE I COME.
YOU KNOW,
HE'S NOT AS TASTY
AS I THOUGHT
HE WOULD BE.
WHAT YOU EATING,
AARDVARKY?
I'M EATING YOU.
UH-OH.
(growls)
(roars)
(groans)
OOH! EE--OOH!
OOH! EE--OOH!
AAH! EE!
(stomach growls)
(gong reverberates,
bell dings)
(grunting)
(birds chirping)
WHOA. I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DID THAT,
BUT IF I KNEW
HOW TO DO THAT,
I'D BE ABLE
TO CATCH THAT ANT.
IT IS CALLED
KUNG FU.
GESUNDHEIT.
I CAN TEACH YOU
MANY THINGS,
BUT THERE IS
ONE CONDITION.
(snorts)
YOU MUST DO
EXACTLY AS I SAY,
WITHOUT... (snorts)
QUESTION.
I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO CATCH THAT ANT.
HYAH!
HA! WHOO-HA!
WHOO!
WHOA.
HOW DO I LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT?
NO, NO, NO,
MY UNTRAINED FRIEND.
(snorts)
YOU MUST FIRST MASTER
THE BALANCING HORSE.
THE FLYING
KICK OF DOOM
CAN ONLY BE TAUGHT
BY THE EXALTED
HIGH MASTER.
YOU MUST BE
PATIENT, WARRIOR.
(snorts)
PATIENCE SHMATIENCE.
I'M GOING TO PRACTICE
THE FLYING KICK OF DOOM
ON THAT ANT.
PREPARE YOURSELF, ANT...
FOR THE FLYING
KICK OF DOOM.
HYAH!
HYAH!
HYAH!
HYAH!
THAT DOOM STUFF
SOUNDS PRETTY NASTY.
I GUESS I BETTER
GET OUT OF YOUR WAY,
AARDVARK.
STAY WHERE
YOU ARE, ANT.
(humming)
OOF!
WHOA!
(splash)
(water bubbling)
I HAVE A FEELING
I'M ABOUT TO LEARN
WHY THEY CALL IT THE
FLYING KICK OF DOOM.
(high-pitched chattering)
(humming)
HMM.
(gate opens)
NEED MORE TRAINING.
HYAH!
HA! WHOO-HA!
WHOO!
(grunting)
(birds chirping)
ONE DAY THE EXALTED
MASTER WILL TEACH YOU
THE WAYS OF
THE ESKRIMA STICKS.
HERE, PRACTICE
HOLDING THESE.
I'LL GET THE BROOM.
WITH THESE,
I'LL MAKE THAT
ANT ESKRIMA.
ESKRIMA FOR MERCY.
HA HA HA HA!
HEY, ANT.
DO YOU HAVE
ONE LAST REQUEST
BEFORE I MAKE
A KUNG FU SANDWICH
OUT OF YOU?
OH, MAN.
PUT THOSE DOWN.
YOU'RE GONNA
HURT YOURSELF
WITH THOSE THINGS.
HYAH!
(thud)
OW! OW! OW! OW!
I DON'T WANT TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO,
BUT I TOLD YOU SO.
OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.
(sniffing)
(metal clangs)
AAH!
YOU KNOW,
THAT KIND OF SOUNDED
LIKE A STEEL DRUM.
(growling)
OUT OF THE DARKNESS IT CAME.
THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR
KNOWN ONLY AS
THE CREATURE
FROM THE SWAMP.
AAH! KEEP AWAY!
NEED MORE TRAINING.
NO! STAY BACK!
I HAVE TAUGHT YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOW.
(snorts) ONLY MY MASTER
CAN HELP YOU NOW.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
MASTER, LOOK.
I BROUGHT
MY NEW FRIEND.
HE SEEKS ENLIGHTENMENT
IN THE WAYS OF KUNG FU.
ESPECIALLY AS IT
RELATES TO
CATCHING ANTS.
OH, THE HORROR.
AARDVARKY,
THE HORROR!
YOU'RE THE
HIGH-EXALTED
KUNG FU MASTER?
YEP. ALWAYS
AT THE READY.
HYAH!
DON'T MESS
WITH THE BEST.
LOOK, MASTER.
I ALMOST HAVE--
(oinks)
I ALMOST HAVE IT!
THAT'LL DO, PIG.
THAT'LL DO.
GOOD THING
YOU'RE HERE,
AARDVARK.
TODAY'S LESSON
IS LEARNING
HOW NOT TO EAT
YOUR NEIGHBORS.
(all growling)
UH, YOU KNOW,
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A PHONE CALL.
OOF!
UH, UH, UH,
UH, BRUTUS.
WE MUST LEARN
TO LIVE IN HARMONY
WITH OUR
JUNGLE FRIENDS.
AS YOU COMMAND, SENSEI.
COME HERE,
MY LITTLE BLUE BUDDY!
IT'S NOOGIE TIME!
HA HA HA!
HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
I'M GONNA EAT YOU.
(laughs)
JUST KIDDING.
NO, I'M NOT.
YES, I AM.
OKAY, OKAY,
STOP WITH
THE LICKING
AND THE HUGGING
AND THE NOOGIE-ING!
YUCK.
AW, YOU KNOW,
IT FEELS SO GOOD
TO GIVE BACK
THROUGH TEACHING.
LIKE A BALLOON,
MY EMPTY HEAD EXPANDS
WITH EACH BREATH
OF YOUR WISDOM.
YOU ARE RIGHT,
LITTLE PIGGY.
NOW LET'S GO GET
SOME SUSHI!
I LIKE SUSHI.
RAW FISH--TASTY.
(inhales and exhales deeply)
(humming)
(chuckles)
(cheers and applause)
(chuckles)
(giggles)
(whimpers)
AHH!
(crash)
(pop)
(grunts)
HMM?
(growls)
(drill whirring)
(metal squeaking)
(whistles melodically)
♪ ♪
(grunts and giggles)
(chuckles)
(slurping)
WHEW!
(panting)
(water draining)
(growling)
(chuckles)
(grunts)
(laughs)
(deep rumble)
(screams)
AH!
(toilet flushing)
MMM.
(screams)
(growls)
HUH?
(dog barks)
(sighs and raspberries)
(click)
THE ONLY THING
THAT MOVES AROUND HERE
IS YOUR BIG MOUTH
FLAPPING ALL THE TIME.
GO AHEAD, INSULT ME,
BUT THIS NEXT MOVE
IS GOING TO
ROCK YOUR WORLD.
MAYBE THAT ANT IS RIGHT.
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST GIVE IT UP,
CALL IT QUITS,
ORDER A CHILI DOG,
AND BE DONE WITH IT.
SO YOU GONNA QUIT...
JUST LIKE THAT?
WELL,
MY EAVESDROPPING FRIEND,
I'VE TRIED EVERY TRICK
IN THE BOOK TO CATCH HIM.
MAYBE...
JUST MAYBE IT'S NOT
ABOUT TRICKS.
YOU NEED TOOLS,
MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE A COMPLEX DUDE.
YOU NEED COMPLEX TOOLS.
HIGH TECH.
NO MORE ROCKS
ON THE HEAD, MAN.
AND SLOTH IS HERE
TO SET YOU UP.
SO WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
WELL, SINCE THE SLOTH
CAN'T LIVE ON LEAVES ALONE,
I'LL TAKE 50% OF THE NET
AND 50% OF THE GROSS.
50% OF THE ANT.
THAT IS GROSS.
SO DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I GUESS HALF AN ANT
IS BETTER THAN
NO ANT AT ALL.
IT'S A DEAL.
WHOA. TOMORROW,
THAT ANT IS MINE.
HEY, ANT,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
I WANT YOU TO SEE.
AW, MAN!
IS THIS ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR MACARONI
ART PROJECTS?
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU
NOBODY'S BETTER
WITH GLITTER AND GLUE
THAN YOU.
WOO-OOH-OOH.
LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES.
I'M LOOKING.
DEEPER.
OH, I'M DEEP.
AH-HA!
NOW YOU'RE IN
MY CONTROL.
THAT WENT BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
I BETTER MAKE SURE
THIS WORKS.
HEY, ANT,
HOP UP AND DOWN
ON ONE FOOT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
NOW YOU'RE A BULLDOG.
(barks)
YEOW!
(growls)
(barks)
SIT, YOU CRAZY DOG.
I'M STARVING HERE.
NOW YOU'RE
A SIZZLING PIECE
OF ANT BACON.
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.
(sniffs)
BACON?
HEY, BUDDY.
WHY IS IT THAT
EVERY TIME I GET THE ANT
JUST WHERE I WANT HIM,
SOME WISE GUY
HAS TO COME ALONG?
LISTEN, WISE GUY-I-I--
NICE HAT.
IS THAT BACON?
LISTEN, BEAR,
THIS IS AN ANT.
AN ANT.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE BACON?
OH, I'M BACON ALL RIGHT.
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.
HE SAYS HE'S BACON.
OH, HE'LL SAY ANYTHING.
HE'S CRAZY.
OH, I'M CRAZY
ALL RIGHT.
CRAZY GOOD-TASTING.
GIVE ME THE BACON NOW!
WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR PASTRAMI?
(grunting and punching)
STOP IT!
STOP! STOP! STOP!
I CAN'T STAND
TO WATCH THIS
HORRIBLE SCENE GO ON.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
CARRY ON.
PASTRAMI, HUH?
(grunting)
YOU LOOK
A LITTLE SHOOK UP.
TIME TO SHAKE
THAT ANT UP WITH THIS.
(thunderous knocking)
NOW I WONDER WHO
THAT COULD BE.
I ONLY KNOW OF
ONE PERSON POLITE ENOUGH
TO KNOCK BEFORE
THEY TRY AND EAT ME.
THE AARDVARK.
(laughs)
AND WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT GETUP?
THIS A HOLOGRAPHIC
BOXING SET.
WITH THIS, I WILL
FINALLY LAY THE SMACK
DOWN ON YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO GOT SMACKED
WITH THAT CRAZY--
OH! WHOA!
AH!
(stammering and screaming)
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW THIS I LIKE.
I'LL GET THE ANT
WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE.
(electronic beeping)
WOO-HOO!
THAT LOOKS A LOT
LIKE MY CABLE TV BOX.
NOW LET'S SEE
WHAT'S ON TV.
(electronic beeping)
AH.
ROMANCE.
WHAT THE--
A WESTERN. NO.
SCIENCE-FICTION.
OH, SEEN IT.
(beep)
A REALITY SHOW?
BITTER REALITY.
(groans)
OH, NO!
NO! NO! NO!
OH!
AARDVARK.
HERE'S YOUR NEXT MOVE.
STEP INTO THE FUTURE.
HEY, ANT,
WHY DON'T YOU
OPEN THE DOOR?
WHAT DOOR?
THE INTERDIMENSIONAL DOOR.
LOOK, MAN.
I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE TIME
FOR YOUR
BLINKITY-BLINK LIGHTS
AND YOUR
FLASHITY-SPLASHITY TOYS.
AH-HA!
WELCOME TO
THE FUTURE, ANT.
AND--OOH.
I LIKE WHAT YOU DID
WITH THE PILLOWS.
LOOKS LIKE THINGS
ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME.
OUR NEW MODEL CAN
COMFORTABLY ACCOMMODATE
ONE OR A FAMILY OF FOUR.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
HERD.
HERD WHO?
HERD OF ELEPHANTS.
(rumbling)
(elephants trumpeting)
SO YOU GOT
MY 50% YET?
OUR DEAL WAS
YOU GET 50% OF
EVERYTHING I GOT, RIGHT?
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
OKAY.
THAT'S 50% OF
EVERYTHING I GOT.
WELL, I WILL SAY THIS
ABOUT HIM.
THAT AARDVARK IS
A MAN OF HIS WORD.
(birds chirping)
(thud)
(thud)
(horns honking)
(grunts)
(laughs)
(screams)
HMM?
(humming)
AH! HA-HA!
(grunts)
(yelps)
(electricity crackles)
(string trimmer engine turns)
(doll cries)
(grunts)
(screams)
(string trimmer engine turns)
(lawnmower engine starts)
(screaming)
(chuckles)
(humming)
(laughs)
(screams)
(horns honking)
(laughs)
(chuckles)
(giggling)
(laughs)
(rumbling)
AH!
(giggles)
(screams)
AH!
AH!
AH!
(screams)
(grunting)
(thud)
(coughs)
(scoffs)
(giggles)
(grunts)
(laughs)
(metal clanging
and machines whirring)
(laughs)
(screams)
(crash)
(grunts)
(crying)
(buzz sawing)
(buzz sawing)
(laughter)
(upbeat rendition
of  The Pink Panther Theme)
♪ ♪
