Elyse Willems Dafoe: Adam, hit control n
Bruce: Wait, is that the green goblin?
Babababab ba ba baba baba POW
James: See, when you say "Green Goblin"
Bruce: Uh huh
James: I immediately think
Elyse: Green Lantern
James: Of that actor that played
Bruce: The one that was in Chronicle!
James: The Young Green Goblin
Bruce: The one that was in Chronicle!
James: In Spiderm- The Amazing Spiderman 2
Adam (Excited Pointing) Well we have two options!
Adam (Trying to laugh): 2002 or 2014
James (ascending to a higher plane)L
Bruce: The original!
Adam: Willem Dafoe!
James: Do the - do the old boring version first (note: this is incorrect)
James: SHIT!
James: Ugly
(mating noises)
James: Not even cool
Adam: Alright, oooh.
James: YEAH!
Bruce: Laaaame.
James: THAT'S Green Goblin
Bruce: That's actually a really good skin but that's stupid. (this is correct)
Elyse: * Mini Bruce laugh*
Adam: OG Goblin
James: Look at him!
James Willems Dafoe: Harry
Adam: Yeah
Adam Dafoe: I'm a scientist
James: SoHO IT'S the Goblin Glider!
Bruce: There it is!
Elyse: Now you've got to focus and press F to jump on it
Green Goblin: EH
Everyone: WOAH!
Elyse: Ok now E Will change your attack mo *splat*
James, Bruce and the audience: Oh he crashed
Bruce: Just land anywhere
Bruce: Right there, perfect
James Lee: Heeyaa!
Bruce: Nice. Ok so now that - is it in AI mode?
Elyse: (laugh) his dumb face!
Uncle Ben: Requesting backup!
Bruce: Oh! Was that the- was that the Goblin Bomb? Or the -
James: Come back to me!
Bruce: Man that's cool!
James Lee: Heeyaa
Adam: Good boy!
Elyse: We can spawn the 2014 Green Goblin!
Bruce: OH! Let's kill that Mother Fucker!
AVPADAM: Whoever wins, we win
Bruce wheeze: wheeze
James: So wait we don't get uhhh. James Franco Goblin?
Elyse: We don't have Bro Goblin
James: Maaan that's horse shit!
Bruce: How many Goblin's do you want?
James: They put in 2014 Goblin but they don't put in Franco Goblin?
Bruce: You don't want all three Goblins! That'stoomany Goblins!
James: Absolutely! He's going surfing like this (cool pose) and then he gets blown up in the face! Remember?
Bruce: You keep saying "do you remember when that happened?" And every time in my head I go "No, James, that's stupid"
Movie Podcast: These movies made BILLIONS of dollars
Bruce: Yeah but I watched them once and they're dumb
Adam: He had a paintball mask on
James: A modified paintball mask!
James: Guys, Adam stuck himself on the Train
Elyse: Oh no...
James: Let's see if we can see him. There! He's just standing up!
Bruce: Ha ha ha HA. Is he sitting down -
James: This is my stop!
Elyse: He's heading to the Women's March
Bruce Laugh: Laughing
Bruce: Your gliders in there too!
James Willems Dafoe: Come on Glider!
Assorted Dafoe Voices
Elyse: Can you jump on it? In the - oh.
Bruce Dafoe: We needa march for women
Elyse Willems Dafoe: Willem Dafoe is a friend of women!
Some people call me Women Dafoe!
Confused Adam: Ok so, who am I fi - what am I fighting?
FIGHT SCENE INTENSIFIES
James: This is real exciting...
Wheeze: This is SO climatic
Bruce Dafoe: I love you I love you I love you
Accumulative OOOO
Bruce: He SPEARED you!
Elyse: He PINCHED ya!
James: He GOT ya!
Holy shit!
Bruce: Oh ho howow
Bruce: Ge- Hop on your glider!
Adam: I'm trying to take his!
James: You gotta spear HIM!
James: Ooooh :(
Bruce: He gotcha, he gotcha again, he's screaming!
James: He's a much better Goblin than you are
Adam: (kill me)
Elyse: Yeah, you need, you need 2002 Green Goblin on 2014 Green Goblin Glider
Bruce: Can you do that?
James: Yeah, gliders fighting for you!
Bruce: Throw Goblin Bombs! Throw Gobbombs! ... you keep missing, Green Goblin!
James Franco Willems: This would never happen to Franco Goblin
Bruce: Yeah, you're right. He's better, he's better than the Willem Dafoe
James: He'd jet surf away.
James: Yeah, just keep wacking at him
Ooh!
James: Alright, go get it!
James Willem Dafoe: My technology!
Bruce: Oh I don't know if you can do it though... It might be damaged beyond repair
Elyse: Just like Green Goblins psyche  *wait for it stare*
James: Nice
Adam: Truly a tragic hero
Bruce: That was a really good analogy there
James: Can you stab this guy? (nope)
Bruce: ...yeah how did you spear?
James: Hit F. Get close and hit F...nope
Elyse: Or maybe...or maybe R
Adam "Alphabet" Kovic: R - for spear!
Bruce: Maybe the only other, uhh-
James: THERE! It got him!
Adam: It did it for me! ...and then it knocked me over
Take him home!
Bruce: Ahhh!
Elyse: So I hope this video goes Viral - disapproving Adam -  Willem Dafoe - he's in his robe one Saturday morning
eating a baguette, he watches this video
Bruce: (laughs) eating a baguette
Adam gets a call: "Hello?"
Willem Dafoe: ADAM! I LOVE the mod!
Adam: How'd you get this number?!
Adam: STOP calling me, Willem Dafoe! Jeez!
Bruce: Elyse. Can we see the arch-nemesis of the Green Goblin?
Elyse: Well...we're gonna do more than see him. We're gonna BE him!
Adam: Huh.
Bruce: Why's your...your cameras locked?
James: No that's fine. Don't worry about it
Elyse: Wel...he should probably be able to jump really high right?
Bruce: Absolutely! He's Spiderman!
Elyse: Superjump
Bruce: Niccce
Elyse: And then, uhh
Adam: Probably super run, right?
Bruce: Yeah, Spidermans fast!
Adam: Hook mode - control H, okay.
Elyse: Ok and then - so then you'll be able to use a gun like a grappling hook
James: Theeere he goes!
Bruce: I like the camera - the camera is just right here
James: Super jump! *boing*
Wheezy Bruce: I actually really like this a lot!
Oh! He turned into somebody new!
James: Uh oh! Careful!
Elyse: I want him to come out the other side *laughter*
James: There you go!
Bruce: He's skin changing along the way!
Bruce:...where'd he go?
James: Oop, he fell down...
James: He moves quick! I don't think you should have done super run by the way...
Wheezy Bruce: Wheeze laugh - zoom!
Bruce: Just do one...just one.
Adam: Oh yeah, just the one.
Bruce: Remember, it needs to whip out and then you go...yep. Just like Spiderman! Oh.
James: Grab it! Grab it!
this is him learning.
Bruce: Oh ok! Yeah! This is the *overlapping voices* montage
so your super run might be fucking this up
James: Yes. Your super run is DEFINITELY  fucking this up
Adam: Not really...
Bruce: He's in the hedges (laughing) Not all no...
Adam: Oh here we go
Bruce: no no no.
Stan Adam Lee: Well he should move slightly faster
Bruce: Turn off super run
James: Adam's all worried about the accuracy of this mod
James: If he has the proportionate speed and strength of a spider
Bruce: There we go.
James: See, there we go that's much cooler
Elyse: We need to get a picture of the Green Goblin for J. Jonah Jameson
Adam: That is a great idea
Spiderman: Shhooooowooop. ... GOT'EM
Bruce: Spiderman is a hero!
Spidercopter!
James: He still has the Harry Potter smoke
Laughter. Laughter. Laughter.
Elyse Potter Theme
Bruce: Alright, so. Spawn in the Green Goblin. That's what Elyse is trying to get you to do
Adam: I'm trying to get to the top of the building...SHIIT
James: Oh he's still attached!
Spiderman: HELP
IT'S GOING DOWN
HELP ME
James: Uh oh, he's going down!
Bruce: How do you disconnect the hook?
Elyse: Oh x~ x~ x~
James: But Stan Lee runs in!
Stan Lee: Is this the for of Spidah Man?
Laughter
Bruce...his butt
James: You're just leaving your webbing all over the place. Are you hitting x?
Bruce: How did you do that?
Elyse: His "webbing". It's a fuckin' rope!
Bruce: What is wrong with it?!
Elyse: He's having seizures!
He's epileptic!
Bruce: There's blood everywhere!
I'm a super hero, I'm a super hero!
Bruce: Oh there we go.
James: Annnnd we're back
Adam: ...spawn as enemy
Elyse: Now careful. He's coming in hot, Willem Dafoe
Bruce: Where is he!?
James: I see him on the map!
You see the red mark down there?
Bruce: Is he down there?
James: Is that him down there?
Elyse: Is that star him? That red star?
Rescuer Adam: There he is! He's lost!
James Willems Dafoe: Where's mah glider?
Oh he's stuck in the bru -  in the bushes
Elyse: Well, you can remove an enemy and respawn it.
Bruce: Nice! Nice job, Spiderman!
James: What a showdown!
James: Shake, Shake, Shake Senora~
Bruce: Oh yup...Oh WOW
James: Look! Barely fazed him!
Bruce: I know! He's all, AH!
James: Woah - what is this? A power rangers stunt show?
Bruce: I think you got him
Adam: Alright, he's dead.
DJ Bruce: Spawn anotha one
Man that's not - there's  no
Elyse: Why they comin' out BROKE?
Bruce: I know! All the Green Goblins are retarded!
Adam: So...I have to enable. Hmm.
Bruce: Well...no, you don't want to enable that so you wanna do CTRL O, right?
Adam: Well, I'm thinking it's not enabled, they have no powers
Bruce: Oh that's a possibiliteEE?
Elyse: Maybe try it? Ok! I think you're right, Adam.
James: Now your goblin glider's here!
There he is! RUN!
Bruce: Use your, you have to use your err
James: Do you throw pumpkin bombs?
Oh! He got ya!
...that was quick
Bruce: Wow that was really fast!
Ahh, he killed you!
Elyse: Oh come on...
Spiderpimp: Dance for Spiderman!
Bruce: Where's the Green Goblin?!
Aunt May: Bullshit!
Elyse: Well...you're ready to face the Green Goblin...I think
James: HE'S COMING IN
Bruce: Ahh, he got you right away!
Elyse: Run Spiderman! You have to get to Aunt May's house! Before the Green Goblin does!
James: You have to bring Green Goblin there!
Bruce He's going to die..
Elyse: Oh no wait! You have to get a picture of Green Goblin for Jamesjerllersame
James: Oooh, he's gonna get ya - that's it, you're dead.
Elyse: Take the pic!
Bruce: Oh yeah! Take a selfie!
Everyone: Awww!
James: mhm
Bruce: oh boy, that's not gonna break it...
Adam: We'll see.
Bruce: Oh boy...that really hurts my eyes
James: Well he has the proportionate speed and proportions of a spider(?)
Bruce:...so his aspect ratio is off?
James: Well...his arms are longer
Stan Lee is a genius.
Bruce: Woah!
James: You're like Parappa the Rapper!
Bruce: It's really weird
Elyse: It's like he walked out of the pages of the comic because it's 2D!
James: Ah! Ohhh! And long!
Elyse: Oh :|
We gotta get that selfie, guys!
Bruce: Yeah, get the Goblin!
James: Adam! Make him back to normal.
Elyse: J. Jonah is going to pay good money!
James: He's not going to pay good money he's gonna stiff ya but you're gonna take it because you're just a kid!
Bruce: Yeah...it's all ya got.
James: He's there! He's to the left!
Adam: Gotta defend this train!
James: Careful! Don't jump off the train!
...you're already hooked.
Elyse: Selfie! SELFIE!
Adam: Getting a selfie might be impossible...
Elyse: Well we neeeed it. We need it -
Adam: Look - I - I wanna it more than anything
James: Listen, he needs money because he wants to take MJ out on a date
Elyse: That's gonna be the end of this video - that selfie I'm SURE of it.
~Smooth Don solo~
James: Get ready! He's coming!
Elyse: Get that camera ready!
Bruce: Oh! He got ya! He got ya!
James: That's the end for Peter Parker
Bruce: It always kills you every time!
