If you want to follow in my footstep,
in dating by the scientific method
I have created this box especially for you
You can win one of these beautiful boxes by
clicking on the link in the underbar and
if you do win
here's what you'll get inside:
A notebook of graphing paper so that you can diagram your relationship problems
That's right, eighty blank sheets of graphing
paper where you can diagram your
heartache, angst and difficulties in
dating relationships using bar charts, 
normal curves, pie charts, et cetera
Next, a black sharpie which you can use
for drawing these graphs, just like the
black sharpie that I use for drawing all
the graphs in "We Should Hang Out Sometime"
Next, this amazingly awesome
bright green calculator watch
I recommend you wear it at all times so that you can be ready at any moment when you meet a
person that you're attracted to, to calculate 
the actual odds of that person liking you
Which as I've documented
elsewhere is approximately one in 250,000
And, ah, what is this?
It is a real bow-tie
Number one, because bow-ties are cool
And number two, because this is an exact replica of the
real bow-tie that I wore to the Miss America pageant
The story that you've probably read about in 
"We Should Hang Out Sometime"
Or maybe in the very first
vlog I ever posted online
You'll also get a copy of the brand new paperback extended happy ending edition of "We Should Hang Out Sometime"
Featuring all new graphs and material at a lower price
And this is actually really cool: if you go into Barnes and Noble this week, you should see a display ladder
something like this, all "We Should Hang Out Sometime"
If you take a selfie with it and tag me,
 I will click the heart button
Your box will also feature an autographed book plate
so that you can put my
signature in the front of this book
I'm also giving you a copy of this book, 
"Six Impossible Things" a novel that I really
enjoyed about a teenager who really
likes this girl and in trying to figure
out his feelings and attract her, he makes
tons of lists of six things at a time
and it just kind of reminded me a lot of someone
And just to make sure that you can carry all these gifts with you at all times, you'll be receiving this lovely tote
"Stay Bookish!"
All right, I'll be giving away ten of these boxes,
click on the link underneath this video
so that you can be one of the winners
We should hang out sometime wearing real bow-ties
♪"Amputee Rap"♪
