[You have been warned]
[Batman] Well guys, "Star Wars" is back
[Darth Vader] Hell yes it is. Now you guys get
to see how a real movie is made
[Iron Man] Umm, excuse me?
Do the "Avengers" movies not count as real movies?
Well, I guess they do. But the "Star Wars" movies are legendary,
whereas the "Avengers" movies are still new
[Indiana Jones] The "Indiana Jones" movies are legendary, too
Well, yes, BUT, we haven't reviewed any "Indiana Jones" movies, have we?
[Deadpool] Would you include the prequels in those legendary movies?
Yes, I would. Even though they are not as good as the originals, they still tell one epic story
Well anyway, hello everyone, I'm Batman, and this is the review of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
[Music - "Main Star Wars Theme" by John Williams]
So,  what did you guys think of the newest addition to the "Star Wars" universe?
I think it was definitely enjoyable. But, there were a few parts that were kinda disappointing
Yeah, my thought's the same
[Harry Potter] Really? I thought it was great
Is there anything you don't think is great?
"Twilight." Not a fan
Well, obviously
Anyway, I think it was a great addition to the "Star Wars" universe
But obviously, it wasn't perfect
My favorite part was Kylo and Rey teaming up to take down those red guards. That was awesome
I agree. That was extremely awesome
What's kinda interesting is that they didn't have a traditional lightsaber fight like they've had in all the others
Is that necessarily bad?
No, I just think it's really interesting
"Rogue One" didn't have a traditional lightsaber fight, either
Well, I meant from the main series, not "Rogue One"
One thing I really liked about the movie was Poe. I felt like we didn't see that much of him in "The Force Awakens," but this one really showed how much of a badass he was
Speaking of badasses, I can't believe they completely wasted Captain Phasma, again
What do you mean? She had a pretty cool fight scene with Finn
True, but she was only on-screen for a couple minutes, and was seemingly killed off again like in "The Force Awakens"
So, basically, she's the Boba Fett of this trilogy
Yeah, pretty much
It was one of the many disappointments of the film
What would be another one?
Snoke was kinda disappointing. First of all, he only had two scenes
And second, he was just killed off in a lame way, especially since they made him seem really powerful
Yeah, I guess you're right
I especially didn't like it because they never revealed  who he was
They basically just used him as a plot device to turn Kylo to the Dark Side
You mean "Ben to the Dark Side"
Oh, toe-may-to, toe-mah-to
Speaking of which, let's talk about the reason he turned to the Dark Side in the first place
Yeah, I can't believe Luke almost killed him
I was extremely disappointed with my son in the movie. He was not the man I raised him to be
...What the f*beep* are you talking about?
Yeah, didn't your brother-in-law raise him?
In fact, you barely knew him at all
Oh yeah, good point
I do agree, though: he wasn't like anything he was in the original trilogy
Well, of course he's not, it's been thirty years
And from what they've talked about in the movie, a pretty eventful thirty years
Well, yeah, but you mean to tell me he was willing to kill his own nephew?
Well, the Dark Side was trying to tempt him
And after what happened with Darth Vader, it's understandable why he would be so afraid of Kylo destroying everything he had worked so hard to build
Yeah, I guess so
Another thing I didn't like about the movie was the whole casino thing
Especially since they failed their mission, it all seemed really pointless
Yeah, I agree. I didn't like that either
I also didn't like all the unanswered questions that are still unanswered from "The Force Awakens"
Like "Where did the map to Luke come from?"
Or "Why did R2-D2 randomly wake up?"
Yeah, especially the map because Luke even said in the movie he went to that place so he would never be found
Yeah, they also never explained who that old guy on Jakku was, or how he got the big part of the map in the first place
Or "How did Maz get Anakin's lightsaber?"
I mean, come on guys. Those are some pretty minor details
Do they really matter that much?
Yes, because if there's no map to Luke or lightsaber, this whole trilogy wouldn't exist
Aww, s*beep*
We sure are saying a lot of negative things about this movie
Are we sure we liked it?
Well, of course
Yeah, it's "Star Wars"
How could we hate it?
Plus, it's not like the negatives outweigh the positives
For example, the beginning battle scene was really cool
Also, bringing back Yoda was really cool
[I said seagulls, stop it now]
Definitely. Also, I think the acting was really good in this movie, especially from Daisy Ridley
I agree. Adam Driver did a great job as well
[Ben Swolo, anyone?]
Also, some of the humor wasn't too bad
The Porgs didn't become the next Gungans or Ewoks, so that was pretty good as well
I agree. Also, one of my favorite scenes in the movie was when Admiral Holdo lightsped through all those First Order ships
I agree. That was extremely awesome
Meh. Should've been Admiral Ackbar
[It's a trap!]
Also, the ending with Luke becoming one with the Force, I think that was a great sendoff for the character
Oh yeah, definitely
Well, yeah, until he comes back as a Force Ghost in Episode IX
Yeah, good point
Honestly, I can't wait until Episode IX
I just wonder what they're going to do with Leia, since Carrie Fisher died
I guess we're gonna have to wait and find out
Well anyway, that was our review of "The Last Jedi"
We'll see you guys next time when we review "Avengers: Infinity War"
Oh heck yeah, ten long years have been building up to this
Yeah, I can't wait to see you guys all die
Oh, shut up!
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[Captions written by David Bump]
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