I'm going to put myself on the line and go and check if there's a new trap
I feel like this is going to annoy me way more
Yeah I prefer the old Baradun
I'm sorry the way Greg give me a hug
No I'm not going to do that
This feels right!
Feel the love in your heart Greg
Arghhhh
My god, are you guys having like a moment?
We are and it's beautiful. Get in here
Can I like join?
Get in Bodger
This is amazing
The lantern of revealing reveals there are
Invisible angels around you and they're all dressed in sort of armoured uniforms like a much kin to the hell riders that you first saw
of El Tyrell
It seems like these are sort of the hope to the souls of the some of the Fallen army that she came down here
initially when she was still an angel
A lot of them are just weeping just just it's angelic ghostly tears that just dismayed as they fall
Imagine being an angel in hell...
That would suck
Oh mannnn
Suuuuuck
At the end of the hall. You said you were gonna check for traps, right?
Make an arcana check
I'm gonna sacrifice myself just in case there are traps
So annoying
16 plus 5
"I'm going to sacrifice myself..."
So annoying!
This place is fairly well protected just by the enchantment...
Man whats up with Baradun? He's changed
He has changed!
Greg's just like so gutted about his new crew
Change is good Bodger
You're like like weirding me out. Now. You're like actually weirding me out
Chagne is good
Get your hands off me
Change is good
- Get your hands off me
You're weirding me out. Okay, let's go
Part of his Scottish identity was not being camp
This is who I am! Okay?
I'm Bodger and I'm fabulous
Can we just pull the sword out?
You can certainly try
I'm gonna try right now!
Okay, here it is and pulling!
All of you together make an athletics check
Including Lulu
18 - 5. Eighteen plus...
Twelve... seventeen... nine
And Lulu got a less than 10. So there were two fails and four successes
That's enough just so you grab the sword everybody grabs a different piece of it because it's so enormous that you can and you all heave
When you start to feel it
shift a little bit in the stone
It feels like the friction on the stone on the blade is a little too much though
It feels like you just need that ounce more
strength to actually get this thing out and at that moment whoever's nearest the pommel you see a fishing wire wrap around the
Mornin nice day for fishin ain't it? Huah hah
You see that Berlin has got no fishing hat - he seems to have sacrificed this hat
And he pulls and he pulls
You need it the sword comes out cluttering on the ground
Nice day for fishin' aint it?
Huah hah
And then turns around and walks out of the town
Bye Baelin!
Baelin you're a good man
Where is he going??
Nice day for fishin' ain't it
Huah hah!
What a man!
Where's he going??
He's still on his loop
This is his loop
Yeah
Just his daily loop
Just his loop with his stick
You've now got a sort of Zariel - long sword next to you
Bodger you're the one with the biggest strength. I think you should take it
Oh I really don't like this new Baradun
You know what, I really appreciate that and I think I will
Good
So as you reach down and go to pick up this enormous sword
You don't need to put your back into it it seems because as soon as you touch it the sword shrinks down to be a perfect size for your hand
You know have the sword of Zariel
Oooh yeee!
I've now got the sword of Zariel
What's going on?
I dunno!
This is getting weird
This sword does extra damage to undead or fiends
In handy in hell
and once a day you can cast 'sun beam' from it
which is a level 6 spell
Holy crap
Line of fiery Sun just blasts out from it
I'm not against its good against undead
6 d8 damange - holy
68 damage??
6 - D - 8
That's crazy
what's more as it does that and then there's a smoldering motive energy that stays with it within it for up to a minute and
You can just cast it again every turn
Oh my god, and do you can do 68 damage every turn for up to ten rounds if you're concentrating
But you can only do that once a day?
Ah once per day yes
Perfect time to do that
So Lulu congratulates you on your new weapon
I'm gonna be honest Lulu didn't help us much
She says right I think we're prepared we should head to well Elturel
So you managed to make your way back down the outside
Back to your dragon vehicle you hop in and head out of this sort of Mountain Canyon
Do we get our things back?
As we pass back through?
You gave it up
It's gone?
What we have is a better feeling in our hearts
Don't! Urghhhh!
Vomit!
Hurghhh
You're driving and so you're focused on where you're driving but the others of you make a perception check
Exception check. Oh really bad. Oh, wait 17. Yes
With 17 you you guys are all kind of focused on the new sword and the new -these guys - now...
I'm just attracted by these guys
But you're kind of just looking around and as you pat you notice as you pass the mouth of this canyon. Hmm
It seems like there was some sort of an ambush prepared for you
It's a trap!!!
It's a trap!
There's another one of the equipment bagpipes were loads of our damnit
There's another one of these massive mechanical vehicles off to the off to your right
That starts to speed up catch up to you another one off to your left
that's much smaller much more like a motorbike and on the back of that one is like a
crazy-looking dwarf kind of character
But with a red hat on the stretches all the way down is but body huge big mustache and a a sickle
coming along after you and he's catching up and this one's catching up the kind of pincering between
Can you describe the...
Can you describe the layout? Are we on a narrow road or?
Although you've kind of opened up they were waiting at the mouth of the canyon so that when you came back out they can bugger
So this enormous hulking machine from your right much faster than its size would seem to allow it races along turning up the broken ground
Flicking sound and Iker up into a cloud behind it a top of the front of it in command of the vehicle
It's a very peculiar gang of creatures. There's two raven like humanoids with with with crow heads
There's a fleshy bipedal abomination with some sort of worm-like creature stretching out of its mouth
Sounds hot
And there's the most hideous old woman you've ever seen in control
She's got jet black hair and impossibly wrinkled face. White spines protruding from her scalp all the way down her shoulders
And she's wearing tattered rags
decorated with body parts
Sounds lovely
The hag steers the machine towards you close enough to be able to yell across
She says "well g'day to yeh"
Awful nice ride you've got there. My name's Mad Maggie. I'm somewhat of a collector. Maybe I'll take the ride from you
No, no, I don't think so
Can I throw grease at their wheels?
Ooh good one! Yes!
yeeeh!
Are we flying or are we ground?
Ground I'm sure
From your time in hell you've noticed that the ground is mainly made of the decaying corpses of demons and devils
Pools of lava, there's rocks obsidian sand. It's just kind of all nasty stuff. Okay
So you you cast your grease yellow and she makes a check with her steering and her proficiency now, that'll be us 19
I'm afraid I'm gonna beat you DC then she
It slips and slides, but she's kind of used to driving on ikka, and it's already kind of slipping
I've got one. Can I heat metal?
Oh nice
and just burn the sh*t out of her
This is - oh lawd
60 feet 60 feet
So you wait for her to kind of steer close enough to try and try and like get closer to you and you
You heat metal. What do you point at?
Ah ah ah
Well is the steering wheel made the metal?
Yeh
Then that
Is contacting it so she takes oh she takes 17 points at fire damage
She goes "oh boy!" and with that she loses control of the vehcile
She starts to careen off to the side the fleshy golem grabs it and takes the damage and you can see like the burning flesh
Yeah bitch
Greg the cheerleader
Yeaaah bitch!
It's like you've taken his personality
Tanking the damage from it - "oh my!"
She reaches down and grabs one of these like little red hatted guys that you that you see riding the motorbike on the other
side of you she just grabs the hat off of him and wraps it around her hands and grabs a hold and you can see
It kind of smoldering
Can I cast a spell aswell?
Sure
Can I just lean out the window and lightning bolt them?
Sure can yeah lets do it
Mark off the slepp
So is um...
creature takes...
It's 100 feet long. So definitely gonna hit them 5 feet wide
each creature in the line must make a dexterity saving throw
they take 8 d 6 on a failed save or half on a successful
Wow 8 d6
Alright, so I will say that you managed to position it. Make a... lets see
Make a dexterity check for me. See how many of you can get in the line
What is my dexterity...
Zero.. so... f***!
Four
So you can only get two of them in one particular line
You're kind of waiting waiting for them to line up
But you can you get you just gonna have to take it
The two crows are two standing too far back, but you can get the fleshy guy and the hag
So dexterity saving throws
One of them is a natural six ones a natural 19. So the six will fail the 19 will save ok
19 was the hag
And I need 8 d6
Yeah, I need eight of them
1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and yours
Ok, let's just count. All these up 6 3. All right 3. Oh wow a lot of sixes and is that a six as well?
12 18 24
28 33 36 39
There we go 39 damage
Quick math!
So 39 damage and then half for the hag
So the hag takes 20 and the fleshy golem takes all 39
Boombitches!
It hits him in the chest here
it goes all the way down his arm into the
The steering sort of column and into her hand on the other side holding it through the rag
And it shocked her and in like that cartoony kinda way see the skulls of them
And yeah, yeah, he completely just crumples to the ground
She grabs ahold of it searing it
Oh god, did she take for damage for grabbing back onto the handle?
There are weapons built into our vehicle by the way
Oh, it happens in inbuilt you asked for the dangerous versions so you've got all four of those
How did we not think about that until right now?
So she basically smashes into the side of your steering you down into this sort of Canyon area
Uh oh I thought I'd be able to destroy her before that happened
Evan she's taken some damage, but she's Hardy. She's you don't live in Hell without having a few hit points. All right, so
On a much larger scale up version
This is sort of representing you guys
so when it refers when you're um
When your weapon refers to squares it's talking about squares on here
She steered you guys into the thing in there and the motorbike kind of peeled off
So on each of your turns each of you gets to do one action to kind of like
Control this vehicle so you can serve some of the things you could do was accelerate it
So getting up to your top speed you could break you could turn or you could use one of the weapons for instance
You also notice as you've been driving this thing
you've noticed this coin slot in the center for where you had to put the soul coins to actually
fuel the thing, but you also know this is like another fuel pot it seems
And it's got infernal over it. But at this time you
read it out to him as saying 'Iccer'
It seems like if you provide some of the black iccer from the devil's into this fuel pot it gives you a boost
So that's another one of the options you can do, okay?
Have we got any iccer?
Is that what was on us before?
- Yes it was
So your robe is covered in it and your metal man is covered in it
How about we boost and try and get away from it?
Roll a d20 and we'll see who goes first you or her
Only Rowan?
He's driving
6 - so she goes first
She is gonna take one of the vehicles that you didn't take. So you took fast and dangerous
she gets the option of either strong dangerous or strong and fast, so she is going to
She's gonna go a strong and dangerous - so her vehicle is strong and it's dangerous meaning it's got more hit points, but it's slower than yours
Maybe we should get the f*** outta here
she's gonna take accelerate which brings those top speed it brings her up to a top speed of three squares then she's going to
She's gonna use claw. So she's gonna roll to attack your vehicle
So thats a 14 total...
We've got 13?
13 AC because you didn't take this strong version so that hits
So this gigantic sort of claw comes out from her vehicle
Grabs onto the back of yours and with that she can choose to move you one square in her choice
So she pulls you order shuffling he pulls you back this
So that was hers out. She only gets three rounds now
Did she do any damage?
No. It's just repositions you so that when you move you're probably gonna hit the wall
Then so that's she's accelerated she's used the weapon she gets one more
She would have had four, but you've already killed one of the fleshie golemns. So she only gets three each round
She's gonna use boom slinger
So there's like an enormous sort of slingshot on the side of her vehicle
She grabs one of these one of these dwarfee looking guys kind of like a gnome that's all gnarled by fiendish energies
but in this instead of having a Red Hat, this one has a dark iccer sort of black hat and she
Just shouts it an order to him and he grabs. He jumps himself into the slingshot
And he just launches himself in front of your vehicl
Does he have to roll for that?
That's a natural one
he flies over the thing and as he hits--
SHAME!!
LOL!!
He hits a wall on the other side - BOOM - he explodes
Did he yell "yeet" as he flew over?
and he explodes!
Wait I say 'yeet' i feel attacked
Cool at the end of her turn she moves her current speed which is three and she goes one two three
Alright so Bodger what do you do?
Well I don't know how much I can fit into one turn
I want to try and get there and jump over to there in attack
Okay?
so you can currently your speed is two so if you if you if one of you was to turn
For instance, then at the end of the round you would move one two
And you'll be next to her and I would allow an athletics check to try and jump onto the back of the vehicle
Okay. So do I need but I can't be the one to turn
not necessarily know 'cause...
yeah, so if somebody else takes their action to turn the vehicle and
And then you can use one of your weapons a couple of maybe a couple other weapons
Yeah
And then your turn can be at the end of the round you hold it off until you can
Well, I'll turn the vehicle then
Alright, so Baradun grabs the what counts for a makeshift wheel and this sort of a post-apocalyptic vehicle
Yeah, and it turns this this dragon-like creature this way
I'm just gonna accelerate
Oh no no no we don't want to accelerate
We dont??
We only want to do unless - we're really weak though and we'll get hurt from a ram
Would a ramming help the jump like as in... no thats probably silly isn't it?
So what's happened?
- No we haven't done it yet
You could attack - you both should attack
Yeah i think we should attack
- Why not? Let's do that
These are the attacks you can do
Claw, which you can't reach right now. Also, you can't reach with the claw right now, but you can do slicker iccer
Which means like an oil slick of this black goo just from the other thing. You can choose three squares that are adjacent
One two three, it could go around beneath her
You could do psychic screamer if she fails a save
Then all her and her crew just are stunned and they don't get a turn next round the vehicle just continues doing whatever it's doing
Considering our plan thats probably a good idea
Lets do that - and I'll do the doomslinger
alright, so a psychic scream you you head to the front where it's been like a
Grotesque gargoyle sort of face on the front corner of your vehicle and there's a crank in the back of it
So who's actually using it?
Britt
Brielle - sorry
You go you go to this thing and you you wondering and actually get a lesson in how to use this thing
But then you see this kind of like the lever sticking out the back and you grab it
You realize it turns and as you turn it starts to it
NeeeuuuuruurgHGHGHGHGH
And it just screams forward in like a sort of
Almost like when it's a really hot day and the pavement is sort of shimmering - just SCHOOM - right in front of her
She has to make a saving throw
Which she fails and so her and all her crew are stunned for a second
Oh thank god that's gonna be perfect for next round
Her vehicle will just continue with whatever direction and speed it is going right and just possibly crash into a wall
It's pretty good. Do you do you boom slinger?
Ah yeah may as well
you got another one of these sort of catapults on your vehicle and next to it is like a pile of
Cannonball kind of things but they made the thing can be made of glass with sort of smoke swirling inside it
Oh, yeah one you're like, I don't know what it does. But well find out.
All right 3 d6 + 5
You have to roll to hit first
She rolled a natural 1 with hers
Cocked
Nine plus something because she took 'strong' as one of her vehicles her that's higher than yours
and that will miss I'm afraid
Yours hits the cavern wall
blowing bits of rubble onto the vehicle but
Come on Greg!
So you're holding your action so that at the end of your turn you go one two, and
Make an athletics check
Let's do it!
You better get this!
BODGER!!
5...
Use your inspiration!
Use your inspiration, all right
Come on!!
Seven okay, or seven plus what? What is it? 
- Athletics
Wait wait wait there's got to be something I can do here
Is 14 gonna be enough otherwise I can bend luck
Enhance - enhance ability
Why don't I do that?
It's a little too late for that I'm afraid
But you can bend luck now if you want
Okay I'm gonna bend luck for you
Which I can roll the d4 to give you a little bit more
Four! Yass!
Which takes it to an 18 which is enough!
I'm being selfless!
I have learned a lesson!
Bodger goes "Baradun take the wheel"
And he climbs up onto the front of this--
I CAN DO IT
He climbs up onto the front of this--
I hate you guys so much
This dragons like just flooring across with these sort of mechanical legs
Okay I'm gonna juuuump... I'm gonna juuuuuump
Here it goooes
I'm jumping!
And unfortunately, Baradun, you see him no quite making it so you just reach out and
Just alter reality slightly and he gives him that little bump.
What it looks like in real life though is he just prods his ass with a stick
I just use my staff and lean and out and BOOM
Oh thank you thank you
It resembles a paper aeroplane which is dipping and then catches an updraft and and he lands on the back of this truck. Alright, so you're on the back of Mad Maggie's vehicle
Now what Rowan??
Raaage
I raaaaaage
I f***ing rage
Helelelelelellele
Mad Maggie continues in the direction she was going
She's gonna crash
One - two - crashes
Because her top speed was 3 she takes 3 d8 damage
Holy moly
He lelelele
her vehicle takes 14 damage
and you get flipped to the front
You you land like right in the cockpit effectively right behind her and then it scrapes this way and her speed is reduced to zero
Alright, so you are so your vehicle still that you're still representing your vehicle
Should we be driving? So maybe Baradun is driving
Maggie's truck, right and okay, so that was her turn with stun then it's back to you guys on the on the vehicle
What are you doing? Well, we shouldn't fire
Any more weapon?
So I don't get to attack yet?
You'll get an attack in this round of whatever we're doing
You want to attack first?
Well, yeah
Rage - f***ing frenzied rage
Oooheee
You still have two exhaustion remember sorry, no you only have one that's good
You have two. so this will be a second level of exhaustion if you go into frenzy
Oooh maybe not - is it too late?
No, I won't I'll just go rage bring your reckless attack reckless attack. All right. So Maggie is up front
she's kind of shaking off the stun and
On unaware that you are there
Sword Zariel can only be a wielded by someone of a good alignment
it adjusts in size and weight to fit the wielder in glows dim light to
To 20 feet once per day as an action that we will der make cast Sun beam
additionally
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Okay, great story, 2 d8 slashing
Alright hack and slash
Do I gotta see if I hit first?
Yip
13 plus... whats my...  modifier?
Plus 7
So
That definitely hits
2 d8 - which one's the 8? This one?
Na na next one along
this guy
5...
Try again
Oh 10!
10 plus 4 - 14 damage from this the first strike.
That's specific to the frying pan no, no you've still got 2 strikes
Okay, you just get 2 attacks regardless of what you're attacking with.
Alright now attack again!
Okay so 14 damage - takes it like a boss
Does he need to roll d20 again?
What was that? That was the two swings bang bang, huh?
They're two rolls was the two no, no because he had advantage because he went reckless
Yeah
What are we saying he gets a second attack he does get a second attack
Do I need to roll d20 to see if I hit?
Yes
Okay
Five yeah
But you went reckless right? so you get advantage
1... oh no...
Wow
5 plus 7 is 12 not enough to hit
Second time strike it down its too late. It cuts open all kinds of maggots and stuff
EWWWW
This green goo comes out of her back
She screams
and then you go for a second one and you bring it back but one of the Kenku's (which is the name of the Raven people)
reaches forward and grabs your arm not enough to like grapple you but enough to throw your aim off
And you miss it a second time
Cool, so that was your attack action you guys did you guys want?
Do you guys want to
Take controls and I've got ranged attacks that I canuse
Whose driving?
Uhh I'll drive
I got this
So first of all, I'm gonna lean out the window and use magic missile but I'm gonna use level 2
Alright, so you'll do that when you're closer because currently you're out of range. Okay, I'm gonna turn this way
Am i out of range what??
I'm gonna go VRRR and can I just turn left?
So he goes, "Baradun take the wheel" and then a moment later you go "Greg take the wheel"
Greg takes the wheel and turns it
And I'm currently climbing out
I'm well... I'm just.. you know
Just being me
Do you throw something at them?
I'm just gonna accelerate
No don't you'll crash into that--
ACCELERATE!
YEAHHH!!
You'll crash into them!
Woo!!!
If you're not gonna be a man I will!
taking the speed of your vehicle up to 4
at the end of the round with your held action
One move one two three, your top speed is four
Woo!
This is why you don't let us drive
Brielle... no!
I'm not steering!
If you wanna get technical it's Greg's fault for not turning
15 damage to your vehicle which comes to a stop
You are pissing me off
There all right, you've still got 60 so you take 15 damage you slam into her your top to be current speed becomes zero
She also takes this damage.
This is perfect because now we can get out and help out our boy
All right. Yeah.
They took the same amount of damage
So you slam in your held action as you okay now magic missile
Okay now magic missile I don't need to roll that I just need to roll...
1 d4 for but 2d4?
It's just it just shoots at a fourth person? Yes, now you casting at level 1 or level 2?
Level 2
All right. So level two is that plus another one. Here you go
And it's whatever you roll plus 4
1 3 3 4 is 11 plus 4 is 15. So 15 damage - all to Mad Maggie?
15 but does it also?
Plus 7?
Magic missile you don't need to roll to hit - it hits every time
So that's 15 damage all to Mad Maggie or are you splitting between her?
2 to Mad Maggie and 2 to the one that is on his back
Okay so, BAM you slam into her? Oh, I need you to roll a wild surge, which we've been forgetting all session
Right and so they
Looked out the window and slam. Alright, then it's their turn mad. Maggie is going to let's see what she gonna do
She is going to look at bodger who is now she's currently doesn't need to steer goes at top speed to zero current
She turns to you and says, "alright alright yield"
Let's make a deal
Deal!
I didn't even need to say what it was just agree to whatever it is
You're my kind of guy
I'll make a deal use you spare my life in the life of my crew and I will get you into Elturel
Yeah, good do it. Alright. That's a good deal
Let's shake on it. She holds out this horribly clawed gnarled hand
Is also on fire. It's horribly burnt scorched hand
Otherwise, I'm just worst
All right
so she's a woman of her word as most devils are and so she leads you out of the rest of this Canyon and
Tows us out more like it because Greg crashed
Our vehicle is still cruising along
Damaged it's dented, but it's still, cruising
Just dragging the bumper
We're not proud of our ride anymore through hell
You get closer and closer to the
Frontlines as it were where the blood war is raging
You can you're getting closer closer to the River Styx and you can see a floating
City above it held down by chains as you're getting closer you can make out the detail of the floating city
it seems like it's been sliced from the Material Plane by just a
Solid smooth arc the entire city and a perfect hemisphere of the hill onto which it was built
It floats as if it's suspended in a bubble at the center of which is a deep red orb
The to the orb the city has changed down in three points third thirds and then one more that comes out of the river stick
a huge big black metal train drives right up through the center of the base of the hill you
Arrive at the foot of this chain and mad Maggie
true to her word like plows through the
Hordes of devils and demons fighting clearing the way for you to get all the way to the chain
Right. Our deal is complete
Here's the chain. There's Elturel
Best be seein' ya. If you die I'm taking your vehicle
What
I'm just gonna give you this what you doing guidance, right? Sorry what I cast on everyone by item
Sorry I cast on everyone but Adam
Good idea. I mean Baradun - nothing personal or anything
You said Adam - whose Adam??
That's not fair!
I'm gonna lightning bolt
Don't you do it!
I'm gonna do it and you're standing in the way!
I can't move it's not my turn!
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