"...be giving your life for a good cause."
"Alright, Mclovin15mrk5 here and I'm starting
this shit up."
"OH GOD!"
"Nyah!"
"Really?
Really, an intro, really?"
"YES I NEED AN INTRO BECAUSE I JUST STARTED
THE VIDEO."
"OK."
"GO AWAY!"
"Wait, are you recording our voices too or
no?"
"Is this recording our audio too or no?"
"PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE MR.GHOST."
"It's recording all of our audio."
"YES!!!
Ok.
Probably sound like an idiot for asking that
but whatever."
"Almost just fell of the side of the map."
"Good."
"Smooth."
"Hehehe."
"It's a-there's an amazing amount of delay,
it's pretty funny."
"Yes, I know right."
*explosion*
"Nyah!"
"Who's behind me....Ow.
Who's the asshole."
"Iunno."
"Ima be a total badass and go by myself!"
*urgh!*
"AHH!"
*gunshot, gunshot*
"Oh my god, it's so funny watching you guys
squirm!"
"What did you say?"
"That's kinda creepy...."
"He said it's so fun watching us squirm."
"Your mother."
"Ok, you sound like a pedophile."
"Ahaha, don't be mean now."
"Could you just come stand in front of me
so I could shot you, please?"
"Ok."
"Please, put this barrel in your mouth and
let me pull the trigger, please."
"Geh, cocksucker!
Son of a bitch!
You would go after me."
"I tried."
"Noooo, not Mclovin!"
"Who else is here, besides us three?
And these other guys."
"I dunno."
"Ok."
"There is, um, one-two-three-four-five, huh,
there's five of us."
"OH!
God."
"Oh dam!"
"Ow.
Run."
"Oh gosh."
"Did I just win?"
"Nooo....You're too good at this.
We're all kind of n00bs."
"Cocky, much?"
"Especially me.
Maybe I just suck.
Probably do."
"Ahh, ahh!"
"Ahh."
"Ahh!"
"Ahh, ahh."
"Ahh!"
"I did not understand a word he just said."
"Yeah, neither did I. Cause I was too busy
going, 'Ahh, ahh!"
"What the hell are we doing-what are we Arnold
Swertz-blah I can't even say his name."
"Arnold Swertzehneg-gi-gi-gi-ger."
"Swertzehneg-gi-gi-gi-ger.
Anyone who gets that reference is a boss."
"So, you know how my mom doesn't-"
"What was the name of that video again?"
"How your mom what?
"Oh Spanish, what.
She doesn't speak too much English?"
"OK....ok yeah."
"Well when she used to say Arnold Schwarzenegger's
name, NAME-SONOFABITCH-cocksucker, when she
used to say Arnold Schwarzenegger's, uh, name,
she would say something that was very racist."
"Oh Schwarzen-----."
"NOOOO YOU FREAKING- I have to bleep that
out."
"Whoa, what was that."
"What happened?
"I don't know, the voice went ehhhhhh"
"Could you go get Mclovin please?"
"Yeah!!!!
Sit down!
Sit down."
"Good job."
"Where does it say you get killed by him?
Cmon."
"GG.
GG."
"Yeee buddy."
"It's ok, I'll kill him-"
"Woo!
I'm the Hidden."
"Oh Alex, you should change your name."
"Yeah I should, but, I don't want to."
"I tried to get all of you in one shot.
Nope, can't do it."
"Nope, Chuck Testa!"
"Because, uh, this is almost as bad as 'mingebag'
dude."
"'Mingebag?'"
"Yeah, haven't you ever played Garry's Mod
back in the day?
Please, get out of my-why don't you get out
of my face for once, cmon."
"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'M SORRY!!!
DON'T KILL ME!!!"
"No you're not!"
"Don't hurt me!
Getawaygetawaygetaway."
"You're gonna die."
x 3
"Release the hounds!"
"Come here, Mclovin, I have a present of lead
for you!"
"Umph!"
"I know I hit you once....where are you, so
I could finish you off."
"What are you doing there?
Mclovin?"
"Ahh!
I had to eat, I'm sorry."
"He's eating!
Kill him!"
"Na, I already left.
Smart one.
Eh.
Ugh."
"??? kill him."
"Like-a-someboody."
"Like-uh-someboody kill him!"
"Look at the teddy bear, awww."
"You want me to kill him?"
"If at all possible, yes."
"Teddy Bear."
"OK.
Just cause you want me to, you wait.
I'll go and find him."
"Aw, last round, nooo.
Hey, Mclovin, come get me."
"Alex, I feel like you should take this time
now to change your name."
"How do I do dis?"
"Escape menu."
"Escape.
Now what, options?"
"Multiplayer, options-multiplayer, I think."
"Ah, found it!."
"Quit throwing grenades man, cmon."
"Shit."
"Oh no!
:c I'm getting shot."
"There I changed my name."
"Oh, holy crap!
I almost fell off the map!"
"Don't TOUCH me."
"I WILL TOUCH YOU EVERYWHERE.
Inappropriately everywhere."
"People sit dude.
Cmon, don't touch him.
That's disgusting man."
"Wow.
Right in my face.
Now I can't see."
"Gah!"
"Hngh-noooooo!"
"SONOFA-bitch!
Fucking."
"Ohhh, someone just left."
"I got everyone but him."
"EHhaha, what!
You're body just flew up into the air!"
"I got everyone BUT him."
"Ow."
"He just jumped off."
"You know, he's-"
"That was fun!
That was fun.
I liked that."
"Your mother."
"It's a fun game."
"YOUR mother."
"Your mother."
"Your mother."
"See Alex?
This is a fun game."
"It is a fun game."
"It's rage inducing."
"Yes it is."
"It's fun as fuuuuck...."
