Ohhhh do I have a show for you today.
It's time for Food Snot.
I'm Tom Cote and I am the Food Snot.
You know what I love about coffee?
Absolutely everything! Yeah I'm kind of
a coffee fanatic. If I had to choose
between coffee and
oxygen - I would choose oxygen but then
after I chose the oxygen...
I'd go make myself a coffee. What?? What's the oxygen going to do? Smack me???
OUCH!
The reason I am here today is
because
I will be reviewing Monsters Mean Bean
Java Monster. It's a coffee energy drink.
but first for some history
Monster started making energy drinks way
back in the late
eighteen hundreds, and by the mid
nineteen forties...
every living man, woman, and child were
consuming
14 to 16 Monster drinks per day
but the strange thing is their energy
was still running low
so Monster said let's add some coffee to
these energy drinks
and we'll have these peasants climbing
up and down the walls and ceilings
begging for mercy  - but did they beg
for mercy?  No
they actually begged for donuts ...
and that leads us up to the present
I think I just made all of that up!
okay so let's give this stuff a try.
okay so it has a coffee taste to it...
but
it's super sweet - it's actually - 
it's too sweet
it taste like melted coffee ice cream.
it's a very mild
wimpy coffee taste and again way too
sweet
but let me try it again...
Nah ..  this ain't working for me.
This stuff is
all sugar and no flavor. I don't
recommend it. If you want a Monster buy
this one! It's my favorite and I drink it
almost daily
but if you want a coffee?  Drink this .. but
don't drink this stuff.
There is nothing mean about this bean!
don't mix energy drinks with coffee flavor.
That's just stupid.
Look, if I'm gonna drink anything with a
coffee taste, I want it to taste
real good and give be endless boosts of
energy
I want to do a five minute mile in three
minutes
I wanna out run a llama. I want that
coffee to turn me into an
aging - bald - superhero!! And if it doesn't
do that
get it away from me. So Java Monster .. get
away from me OK?
okay thanks for watching ..  until next
time I am the Food Snot signing off but
first I want you to remember something - 
the moral to this story
if you are ever in need of energy and flavor
and the only thing nearby is a Monster
Java
you are in deep deep trouble ... that wasn't
really a moral but
don't get me started. So long.
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