Okay, well, make yourself at home.
Okay, thank you.
You’re very welcome.
This looks like some serious stuff.
Leonard, did you do this?
Actually that’s my work.
Wow.
Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics
with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
That part there, that’s just a joke, it’s
a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
So you’re like, one of those, beautiful
mind genius guys.
Yeah.
This is really impressive.
I have a board.
If you like boards, this is my board.
Holy smokes.
If by holy smokes you mean a derivative restatement
of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled
on the wall of any men’s room at MIT, sure.
What?
Uh, do you guys mind if I start?
Um, Penny, that’s where I sit.
So, sit next to me.
No, I sit there.
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference?
Here we go.
In the winter that seat is close enough to
the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so
close as to cause perspiration.
In the summer it’s directly in the path
of a cross breeze created by open windows
there, and there.
It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,
nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion,
I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.
Do you want me to move?
Well.
Just sit somewhere else.
Fine.
Sheldon, sit!
Aaah!
Well this is nice.
We don’t have a lot of company over.
That’s not true.
Koothrapali and Wolowitz come over all the
time.
Yes I now, but...
Tuesday night we played Klingon boggle until
one in the morning.
Yes, I remember.
I resent you saying we don’t have company.
I’m sorry.
That is an antisocial implication.
I said I’m sorry.
That’s probably enough about us.
Tell us about you.
Okay, let’s see, what else, oh, I’m a
vegetarian, oh, except for fish, and the occasional steak.
I love steak.
That's interesting.
Leonard can't prcoess corn.
Wu-uh, do you have some sort of a job?
Oh, yeah, I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake
Factory.
Oh, okay.
I love cheesecake.
You’re lactose intolerant.
I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good
idea.
Ok. Let's see. What else? Um, that’s about it.
That’s the story of Penny.
Well it sounds wonderful.
It was until I fell in love with a jerk.
Sheldon (mouths): What’s happening.
Leonard (mouths back): I don’t know.
Oh God, you know, four years I lived with
him, four years.
That’s like as long as high school.
It took you four years to get through high
school?
Don’t.
I just, I can’t believe I trusted him.
