- I was fine until she said,
"Shake that cute little booty."
- I don't even know
what I watched.
I think I'ma have nightmares.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, are you ready
to try not to laugh?
- Oh my God, yes.
I love these videos.
- Oh, it's this challenge.
I'm gonna do terrible at this.
- (FBE) So, this is how
this is gonna work.
If you smile or laugh at all
after we start playing
the first video, you'll get
a point.
The YouTuber with the least
amount of points
will be the winner
and remember, this includes
smiling or laughing during
a video and between videos.
- Okay, so I just have to be
stone faced, boring, cold.
- I'm just gonna throw in
the towel right now,
'cause I know I'm gonna lose.
- I'm gonna win
because I'm emotionally
dead inside, but also
you're gonna win,
because I support you
and believe in you.
- It takes a lot for me to laugh.
I should not say that.
Let me not preface this
with anything so we go into this
with zero expectations.
- The people aren't gonna think
I'm just this hardheaded jerk,
'cause I'm not gonna smile at all.
All right, let's do this.
♪ (flute) ♪
- This is a banger.
I like this song.
- Getting harder.
(buzzer)
♪ (flute) ♪
(buzzer)
♪ (flute) ♪
- [Bleep].
- See, if you laugh,
I'm gonna laugh.
(buzzer)
- That was dope.
- Yeah, that song slaps.
I'm not usually one
for witchcraft, but that was cool.
- I can't--
Aw, no.
(buzzer)
- If that's all you got,
this is gonna be a piece of cake.
- (woman) Now your
favorite thing,
the hips, sugar.
- This is cringe.
- (woman) That cute little
booty of yours.
- I was fine until she said,
"Shake that cute little
booty of yours."
(buzzer)
- (woman) Come on and
shake that cute little
booty of yours.
Ow.
Ha, yeah.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Find it, feel it,
do it, all right, yeah.
- The snaps.
- (woman) Move your boogey body.
Come on and shake those hips.
Move that boogey body.
Yeah, it's okay.
- [Bleep].
(buzzer)
- (woman) Come on,
pick it up, pick it up,
take it down, take it down,
take it up, take it up.
(buzzer)
- When was this,
the 1800s when they made these?
- Before the Renaissance.
- Though I respect this,
these outfits are really looks.
- (woman) Let's go!
- She almost got me with "Oh!"
Almost got me.
- (man) I'm looking for the goddess?
Are you the goddess?
- No.
- (man) Who is the goddess?
The goddess is the woman,
is a woman, is any woman.
I'm looking for the goddess.
Are you the goddess?
- Same, I'm also looking.
- (man) Who is the goddess?
- Me.
- (man) The goddess is the woman,
- It's like a live action Tinder.
- (man) ...is all women.
- I'm that woman.
- (man) Sexy, slim, tight,
excellent legs.
- Sorry.
(buzzer)
- (man) Fire breathing dragons.
I'm really looking for somebody.
(buzzer)
- (man) I don't encounter
people like that very often.
- This is easy-peasy.
- (man) Are you that woman?
Please give me a call.
- I'm not that woman.
You ain't getting no call.
- I felt too connected
to the guy with the viking hat
because that would be me.
- (woman) No!
We're going to show you
the shock, scream, and run
method of self defense.
The Jong strike.
No!
- Does it help when you say no
that loud?
Probably, I guess.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Cat claw.
No!
(buzzer)
- (woman) The cat claw.
No!
- The cat claw killed me.
(buzzer)
- (woman) No!
(buzzer)
- (woman) The monkey fist
to the groin.
No!
(buzzer)
- (woman) Pretend he really
turns you on.
Go to nibble his ear and then...
- Oh.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Go to nibble his ear
and then...
(buzzer)
- (woman) And then...
(screaming)
- (buzzer)
- (woman) We hope this brings
happiness to you and your family.
- Oh my.
That was intense.
- I'm wondering when
the funny ones are gonna happen.
- What did I just watch?
I don't even know what I watched.
I think I'ma have nightmares.
- (man) To crack
the sunflower seeds.
Kitty.
- I love cats.
- (man) Have fun with iguana.
...Is that there is no longer a--
There is no longer a corner.
Therefore, when he goes
to the corner to do the flip,
whoop, crash.
(buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he goes
to the corner to do the flip,
whoop, crash.
- Oh.
- (man) Whoops, crash
(buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he
goes to the corner to do the flip,
whoops, crash.
(buzzer)
- (man) Into the corner
to do the flip, whoops, crash.
(buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he goes
to the corner to do the flip,
whoops, crash.
(buzzer)
- I was almost,
but not quite.
- (man) Jerry, Jerry
get out of the toilet.
What are you doing?
He pooped!
Oh my God.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry
get out of the toilet.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry
get out of the toilet.
What are you doing?
He pooped.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry
get out of the toilet.
What are you doing?
He pooped.
(buzzer)
- (man) Why is the plunger
back here?
You're staying outside.
Come here.
Oh my God, stop.
- What is going on over here?
- That one's a lot more modern.
You could tell it was filmed
with an iPhone.
Oh.
(buzzer)
- It's the animal ones.
Okay, here we go.
- "Who do I look like?"
- I know.
I've seen--
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Oh man, okay.
(buzzer)
- Okay.
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Ain't no way.
(buzzer)
- That was a close one,
but I'm holding on.
- That is the type of stuff
that I love watching.
Those videos are the ones
that get me.
- I'm doing so badly,
but I don't care
because laughter's amazing.
- (distorted voice) I smell
like beef.
I smell like beef.
I smell like beef.
I smell like beef.
(buzzer)
- (distorted voice)
I smell like beef!
- No!
(buzzer)
- I smell like--
- (distorted voice) ♪ I don't
wanna be ♪
(buzzer)
- Oh, Billie.
(buzzer)
- (man) Mr. Bubz.
Do you love me, too?
(buzzer)
- (man) No?
- I just--
(buzzer)
- Okay
(buzzer)
- Uh-uh.
Yo, it's like a bad episode
of Ren and Stimpy.
- People have done that
to my singing videos
on Instagram and they
are hilarious.
Horrifying, but hilarious.
- I'm sure I'm gonna get
30 points by the end of this.
I don't even know
if that's possible,
but I'm sure I'm gonna
get that high,
'cause of how much I've laughed.
- (Luke) I saw part of a message.
♪ Hit or miss ♪
♪ I guess they never miss, huh
You got a boyfriend ♪
♪ I bet he doesn't kiss you
He gonna find another girl ♪
♪ And he won't miss you ♪
- Why you gotta laugh, man?
(buzzer)
- That's me.
- Yeah, Obi-wan has my
exact reaction right now.
Just what am I watching?
- [Bleep]
(buzzer)
- Very close, very close.
Big Star Wars fan.
Not getting it.
- This is me trying when
I have zero energy left in the day.
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Last one.
I can do this.
I can do this.
All right, come on.
- I feel like someone's gonna
come out of that refrigerator.
- Is it gonna fall?
- (man) I love refrigerators.
(buzzer)
- (man) I love refrigerators.
(buzzer)
- (man) I love refrigerators.
(buzzer)
- (man) I love refrigerators.
- Pretty good compilation,
but my skills, they're unmatched.
How many other people have won?
- (FBE) No one.
- That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I get paid the big bucks.
No one can hold their
funny in like me.
- (FBE) So, you lost.
- All right, thank you.
Y'all tried to stop me
from laughing.
That's not good.
- It's true.
- Laugh, y'all.
Laugh, people.
- If you lose at this game,
it means that you're
winning at life.
I'm only saying that
because I didn't win.
- (FBE) What do you have to say
to all the other YouTubers
that are playing today
and the ones that were able
to get through that
without laughing?
- For those of you who
have done better than me,
I'm happy I set the bar so low.
I'm happy to see you thrive.
- So if you won this,
good on you,
but also, you're heartless.
- So to all the YouTubers out there
who did this as well
and didn't laugh,
I am both amazed
and feel slightly sad for you
because then you couldn't laugh
and laughter is amazing.
- Thanks for watching me
try not to laugh
on the React Channel.
- Subscribe for new shows
every week.
- If you like this video,
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- Do you have a video
that would make me laugh?
I dare you to try to
put it in the comments.
- See you.
- Peace.
- Hey guys, Caprice here,
your React Channel producer.
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