Oye... Oye... Oye...
Listen to me from today, Hari.
Follow the five rules that
I tell you. Only five rules.
[applause]
One...
Plan your life neatly.
Make sure that you keep yourself
at the high position all the time.
Two...
If your boss has a daughter,
catch her immediately.
Treat her nicely, give her surprises and
do everything she likes.
Three...
It is the most important rule.
Don't flirt with your best
friend's lover at all. Please.
Four...
It is alright if you flirt with
her but don't wreck it up.
If it spreads, it will become a mess.
Five...
I won't tell you this rule.
You aren't following me.
Hey... Hey... Hey... What are you doing?
Dirty fellow!
Sir... Sir... Director sir...
Instead of making him fire
the gun in a routine manner,
-tell him to try something new.
-Okay, sir.
Hey, put the gun on the ground
and fire it. It would seem new.
[gun fired]
