Dad, my report card came in!
You'll be so proud--
I-It's not what it looks like, son...
The deception, the betrayal man!
Ah. You saved me.
Now bring me home.
Save me instead, Mario!
I'm far more fun, and I have a superior body!
I won't get kidnapped every day.
Yummy! Delicious!
That's gay.
Wait
Long time ago, a princess was born in certain country.
Her name is Snow White.
The happy family didn't last long, the Queen has been assassinated.
The King married a new Queen again.
One day, the new Queen received a magic mirror from the seven Dwarfs.
The magic mirror informed Queen the cruelest fact,
the most beautiful person in this world is the King.
"I'm the most beautiful!" the Queen said angrily,
then she sent hunter to hunt down the King.
But the hunter and the King fell in love
What the f*ck?!
As a punishment for having an affair,
they got executed.
The Queen was comforted by the Princess when she was sad.
Few years later, their Prince was born.
The Prince grew up and married the Princess and
they lived happily ever after.
The sausage guy!
Did Bowser lose weight?
Damn, what a great story dude. I've got excited and all.
