We slow danced at that party.
Uh huh.
We slow danced.
Yes, we did slow dance.
We were at a party.
I just remembered, I was
like, oh yeah, we slow danced.
Yeah, we slow danced
at a birthday party.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
All right, we're back
with David Spade,
who has a brand
new show starting
this July on Comedy Central.
A lot of buzz.
Yeah, a whole lot
of buzz about it.
Is it like a regular
talk show like this,
or what kind of talk show?
You don't need to freak out.
[LAUGHTER]
It'll be late.
It'll be after the Daily Show.
It'll be late.
Uh huh.
But it seems hard.
Because when I come on
here, I just watch you
and you just say, hey what's
up and lean back for 15 minutes
while I talk.
[LAUGHTER]
That's be a quarter
of a Netflix special.
But overall, it's scary
to interview people.
I think it's harder
than I think,
so I don't know if I can do it.
All right.
So here, we're going
to get you ready.
I'm your pal.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah.
You're going to sit there.
I'm going to show you.
First a face that
comes up, you're
going to right away
think of something
you're going to
have to ask them.
No, this is horrible.
Yeah.
All right.
[CHEERING]
What's the buzzer do?
It turns to the next person.
So anyway, so there'll be
a picture of a celebrity,
and then start a conversation.
They sit down, and
you'll say something.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
OK.
Go!
[TENSE MUSIC]
Oprah, your hair's different.
And why are you on my show?
It's probably not a
good idea for you.
All right.
Next.
That's it?
Beyoncé, it's us again.
Do you want to slow dance?
I did with Ellen at
a party while ago.
[LAUGHTER]
She was really good at it.
Chiquita Banana.
Who's this?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, yeah.
Cardi B. Where's the
rest of the alphabet?
Kim.
So this is what you
look like in person.
OK.
J.Lo.
Why are you taking a selfie?
I'm interviewing you.
[LAUGHTER]
Tom, [INAUDIBLE]
[BLEEPED] vegetable, what?
[LAUGHTER]
Why a tomato?
Tom, why not a cantaloupe?
Justin, what do you
do about split ends?
We have the same hair.
[LAUGHTER]
These are short
interviews, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the guy
with The Bachelor.
Yep.
Can I have your spot in
Bachelor in Paradise?
I guess you're not going.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, Lady Gaga.
[LAUGHTER]
That's always good
to see to a guest.
Yeah.
Will Smith.
Tell me about Bad Boys 3.
I'm hearing good stuff about it.
You're lost, ma'am.
[LAUGHTER]
I think you're in
the wrong room.
The brunch is down the
hall at the Four Seasons.
(SINGING) Do you believe I'm 74?
And Serena, great.
I used to play
tennis and I would--
[TENSE MUSIC STOPS]
--challenge her to a game.
I love that the
music just stopped.
I don't even know why--
It fit perfectly.
I don't know why they even
picked that music to interview.
It made me tense.
Yeah, of course.
Is that how it is?
Don't ever play that music while
you're interviewing people.
tWitch knock off.
What happened?
[LAUGHTER]
Is that tWitch?
tWitch knock off.
You're getting big bucks.
You did not have to
come for me like that.
I feel like we had a
good show, I just did.
Right?
Yeah, that's a lot of
guests for a show, yeah.
I think I think we're
not done with you still.
No.
Are we done with him yet?
Oh, we're done with me?
We are done with you.
So, we're done with you.
Do you want to slow
dance to the commercial?
All right.
We'll be back.
We'll slow dance on the way out.
Let's go.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more
awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things
like, ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of
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if you're into
that sort of thing.
[BLEEP] God [BLEEP].
