• From peeing somebody else’s pants, to
being accused of armed robbery, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true
stories from our subreddit about things we
got blamed for but didn’t do, PART 2–
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – Aquilae7 Danger Dolan
When Dolan was in kindergarten, he was sitting
by himself one day, minding his own business
and generally being pretty quiet. A girl walked
over to Dolan, staring at him. He asked her
what she wanted but she just stared at him.
Suddenly her pants were covered in pee. A
teacher walked over and asked what was going
on and before Dolan could say anything, the
girl yelled, “HE PEED IN MY PANTS!” The
teacher looked disgusted and sent Dolan to
time-out. He sat there baffled, unsure of
why the teacher believed he actually peed
someone else’s pants.
9 - hannah_GS Nixxiom
When Nixxiom was ten years old, he shared
a laptop with his brother. One day he excitedly
grabbed the laptop off his brother to show
his mum something really interesting. When
he opened the laptop in front of his mom and
dad, his face froze at what came on the screen.
Porn. HARDCORE PORN! His mum and dad looked
at him with disgusted shock while he tried
to tell them it wasn't him who was watching
it. They didn’t believe him and needless
to say he was banned from using the laptop
for a month.
8 – The-Best_Pyro Zaraganba
When Zaraganba was in 3rd grade, he was walking
to class but got lost because he had terrible
memory. He accidentally ended up in the 8th
grade hallway where he saw someone smoking.
Being the innocent kid he was, he asked what
they were doing. The 8th grader said, “Oh
uh nothing, hey can you hold this? I have
to do something.” Zaraganba said, “sure”
and took the cigarette in his hand. He was
holding it for so long he got bored and tried
to look for him but a teacher found him walking
around with a cigarette and he got suspended
for 2 months. He didn’t even know what smoking
was.
7 – KittyCatMint Gooby and Snewpee
When Gooby was little, she was wrongly blamed
for destroying her sister Snewpee's birthday
cake. She got so angry and frustrated over
being blamed and she was forced to wash floors
while her sister got to eat the rest of the
cake with her mom and dad. The worst part
was, she got blamed because she was crying.
Their logis was, "You wouldn't be crying if
you didn't do it". But she was crying because
she was being blamed for something she clearly
didn't do. She suspected that Snewpee sabotaged
her own cake but she didn’t have any proof.
Siblings can be so cruel.
6 – midnight_scribble Grgak
Back when Grgak was 3 yeas old, small balls
of snot would appear on the walls around his
house and he and his older brother blamed
it on an entity known as the Bogie Phantom
even though Grgak knew it was his brother.
Eventually his parents got sick of it and
asked who did it. His brother blamed it on
Grgak of course. Even though he knew it was
him, he suffered in silence as more snot appeared
on the wall and Grgak was blamed every time.
Until finally his family caught him green
handed and the mystery of the bogie phantom
concluded.
5 – puppylover29 Emojie
Emojie’s little cousin was spoiled rotten
and never got yelled at. One time when they
were playing, his cousin had to poop and he
walked her to the toilet. Someone was in the
bathroom so instead of waiting, his cousin
pulled down her pants and took a big stinky
shit on the floor. She didn't want to get
yelled at so she yelled, “Eww! Emojie! WHY
DID YOU POOP ON THE FLOOR?” She even convinced
her parents that Emojie shat in the hallway.
He didn’t feel like playing with his cousin
again after that.
4 – Blue_Wizard121 Cidius
Cidius was preparing to take a bath in the
bathroom one day when suddenly he saw the
floor covered in vomit. It stunk really bad
and you could see chunks of vegetables. He
ran out the room and when his mother went
in to use the toilet, she yelled at him. He
figured out it must have been his sister's
pet dog who puked because the dog always sneaks
into the house. The worst part was when his
mom used a frying pan to clean it up, the
same pan she used for cooking.
3 – BaconBoss1231 Pandora
When Pandora was 13, she was friends with
some emo kids and metal heads. One time when
she was at a school dance, a mosh pit broke
out on the dance floor. While this happened,
Pandora and her friends were outside, eating
pizza and drinking Mountain Dew. Even though
they were outside, nowhere near the dance
floor, a teacher found them and blamed her
for causing a ruckus. They said it was clearly
her fault and she was forced to clean up the
gym and got a whole week of detention.
2 – Yuki_of_Snow Hellbent
Hellbent once asked a police officer for directions.
The cop looked at him and said he looked familiar.
Next thing he knew, another police officer
arrived and they ask him to put his hands
behind his back and then handcuff him to a
bench. After searching him they asked if he’d
ever robbed a convenience store. He was confused
and said, “Um, no?” He was taken to a
jail cell for several hours anyway until coincidentally,
they found the actual guy who robbed the store.
They showed him a picture of the culprit,
and to his surprise, the thief looked EXACTLY
like Hellbent. They apologised and let him
go on
his way.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What's
the worst way a friend backstabbed you?”
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