Welcome back everybody to the
100 Baby Completionist Challenge with
Cleo Dewott. Who, like I said..
would immediately go into labor right at the start of
this episode.
Which is perfect because it's episode 50!
And it's a girl?
Holy shit. We have so many girls. Alright.
I'm just gonna randomize- Actually, you know what?
It's episode 50.
We gotta go out with a bang.
Okay?
It's not baby 50.
But, it's episode 50, so we gotta celebrate..
somehow. And a boy? Okay, well..
We're- We're being shameless now.
And two of course, cuz that's all we can fit..
with- You know, Romeo still..
harboring a spot.
Cool! So, that's two more babs. That's 49?
So, we're only one off. You know?
One off's fine.
Speaking of Romeo..
I've sort of come into a predicament. So, the next
steps of this aspiration..
It might take a while.
Longer than I anticipated.
We have to "become companions with two animals."
Which, we already have one.
♪ Feel the love five times ♪
"And successfully train out four misbehaviors."
Which is the one that I..
am gonna have trouble with because I don't know how
I'm gonna do that if they don't live with us.
Cuz I already tried it.
I already tried to invite them over and they were
good boys the whole time,
so I didn't have to yell at them.
And Romeo basically..
knows not to do everything,
so I can't train him anymore.
So, really interesting
solution that I came up with..
We're gonna buy the Veterinarian office.
Okay? We're gonna become Veterinarians
and it comes at a perfect time because we don't have to..
try for a baby, so..
I'm gonna do that.
Alright, we're just gonna buy the one that's already placed.
"Purchase as a business?" Yes.
It's now ours. We are now..
Veterinarians.
What a detour we just took.
Wow, look at this.
Wanna transfer funds to my business?
We don't need funds, do we?
$10,000's good. For now.
$10,000's good for now.
Alright.
I have multiple reasons for this.
A. Since animals don't spawn in my game..
this is the easiest way for me to come across animals.
2.
Uh, there's a Veterinarian skill
that we'll never get unless we have a Vet clinic.
So, now's a good time.
• This is a really good way for me to learn..
all of the Cats and Dogs expansion skills all at once
pretty much.
So..
Uh, I don't really care
that this gives us money because we lit- We do not need money.
We don't. I also have never even-
I have never run a business in this game. I'm about to..
tear this to the ground.
You might as well send a meteor..
because this is awful.
Oh, we have to open. Okay, we're open for business now.
Don't we need employees? Hold on a second.
Cleo, you didn't hire employees.
Okay, here we go.
$10 an hour? I can hire my kid?
That seems like a bad idea.
None of them are very good at being vets.
So, that's perfect.
Oh, and we have our first victim.
A cat.
[VOMITS]
Ew.
Alright, let's not screw this up.
We need to..
create customer loyalty.
So that way they'll always come back when their pets are dying.
Not because we're the only vet in the entire world.
"I'm not sure what's goung on with Doodle"?
"But, it's not good."
Okay.
Don't worry, I took a single Veternarian class
that I'm pretty sure we got an F in.
I don't remember. We're gonna have to take a look.
But, you're in good hands.
I promise I won't kill you.
Oh, my God. He's got Swamp Mouth? Of course!
And now what do we do..
Wha-
Give a..
I mean, it's got a green thumb. I guess that means it's right.
Did we do it? Oh, my God and we got a skill up!
Oh, my God and we cured his sickness!
I thought he was terminal.
Wow, we're actually really good at this, Cleo.
We haven't we done this sooner?
You know what? I'm not seeing enough pets.
I'm gonna have to invite my own over.
This could be a lot rowdier-
Did Julius die?
Oh, my God. Ohhh, Julius, no!
This cat's name is Meow Meow.
You know what's wrong with him?
He's got bad fashion.
Excuse me?
Rose?
Did you just find me..
Fea- Oh, my God. Wait- Hold on!
Hold on!
They're finding me stuff..
Who- Shut up! Stop calling me.
I didn't know doggies could get Feathers.
Who's in here?
What did you get?
Oh, you have to open them? That's annoying.
Open the Feathers please.
Holy crap! You got three?
It's that easy, huh?
Look at this beautiful specimen.
Uh, not properly named, Oreo.
How do you look at that dog and decide,
"Oh, I'm gonna name him Oreo."
What are you on?
I want to close the doors, but the customers keep coming in.
I need to go home.
I need to see my family.
Close.
But, meet all the pets. I want to be friends with all these good boys.
I have to become a companion with one other?
Who should I pick?
Who- Actually, who do I have the highest..
relationship with?
Uh, Bear's pretty good.
We should, um..
Oo, pick these up.
Oh, my God. There's only 20 Feathers and she's
already found like, five.
"Bear is sleeping"?
I didn't know that animals had, uh..
schedules.
Oh, there you are!
Why are you just sitting in a..
Are you sitting in piss?
♪ Come be friends with me ♪
I know. I need to, uh..
I need to betray Romeo a little bit
and get a new companion.
You stinky.
You need a bath.
I'm just gonna pet this dog as hard and as long as I can
until he wants to become BFFs.
Can I ask why you're not minding
your own damn business?
Would love that.
Excuse me?
He fell for my trick and ran in the road, but
good thing there's no cars in this game.
So, he is fine. Give him a kiss..
on his stinky head.
You know what?
Speaking of, maybe we should just give him a bath.
We've basically adopted this dog without actually adopting him.
Cuz he doesn't fit.
He just left!
Oh, my God.
Fake friend.
Get back over here. I did not command thee to leave.
If I'm calling the dog, who's talking on the phone?
Am I asking his owner for permission to hang out with the dog?
Okay, we're like, pretty good friends, but it's not
it's not giving me the option yet.
Getting a little nervous that we can't do it unless
they're in our..
party.
♪ Ohh ♪
We're..
We are full friends, but it's not giving me the option.
So, this might be a little problem.
Fine, how about I just teach you to play dead.
You might as well be real dead if you're not gonna be my best friend.
Alright, she's Pet Training level three. That's pretty good.
She's "now able to send her dog to explore!"
Too bad we- We don't have a dog.
I mean, not legally, we don't have a dog.
Oh, he's eating the trash. Go yell at him about it.
Did it work?
I guess not. I guess it went..
in one ear and out the other.
That's fine Romeo.
I'm- I'm glad you have my back.
Alright, age up these babies so that we can go back to
the vet and I don't have to worry- Like I don't have to feel bad.
About it.
We gotta go back and get our Vet skill up.
And hopefully meet more dogs and kitties.
Of course.
Uh, EPISODES was Silly and
FITTY is Fussy.
So, good- Oh, my God we have four toddlers.
No.
Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, no. Cleo, go back to work.
I don't want to deal with this.
Alright, I bought a new vet.
A new employee.
But, my first employee doesn't really do anything
in the first place, so..
Let's invite my old boo.
I'm not hiring my kids. We don't believe in nepotism here.
Alright, and invite over all my friends.
Because they'll get me Feathers.
Does that sound good?
We can also teach them tricks!
It's gonna be- Oh, my God.
It's gonna be crazy with all these animals here.
Oh, Bear and his real owner are here!
Well, that's awkward.
Who is this beautiful little bean?
I wanna be their friend!
He has Mild Repugnis. What the hell is that?
You might wanna get that checked out.
Oh, you did it and yo're level five. That's cool.
♪ Cool beans ♪
Where's that cat? Oh, right here.
Oh, beautiful baby.
Squished, square face- His name is Squee!
Are you kidding?
No, you're not allowed to examine..
her or him.
I am.
Yo, if I didn't have
full slots, I would just steal them with cheats.
Excuse me? Squee.
Get back on the thing!
What do you mean? You're already in progress.
This is..
adorable.
This entire aspiration has been nothing but chaos.
But, it's chaotic good, okay?
You look like you got some fleas, buddy.
Put some ointment on it.
Oh, that's literally it. You just have fleas.
Okay well, that's easy.
Okay, this is gonna be..
What happened to my- What?
Bear?
He's not my best friend anymore.
Why did we lose friendship?
What happened?
I'm gonna invite everyone over because they'll get me Feathers.
Please, everyone come over and help me out.
Oh, my God. Doodle died too?
Oh, they're dropping like flies.
I mean, we could just- There's no new patients coming
and my other vets suck.
I'm just gonna have- Teach them how to do stuff.
Roll over, Rose.
Please?
I mean, if we're gonna accomplish anything, we might
as well accomplish maxing the Pet Training skill.
Maybe this is why the game doesn't spawn animals
cuz it's doing that like..
death day thing again.
Where everyone is just standing still.
Can you guys stop? It's terrifying.
Doh!
Oh, my God. Where- Oh my- Oh, the game on pause
and there's this lovely..
Who are you?
Booger?!
Beautiful specimen!
Cleo, go talk to him..
right now.
He's wearing a tuxedo! Are you kidding?
We need him!
Oh, my God! My game is just like, is not having
a good time right now. I'm just gonna..
I'm just gonna end it.
Okay?
Everyone go home.
You're pissing me off.
Oo, our rating increased. That's fun.
Can I steal this dog though?
He's adorable and I want him.
Cleo? Oh, my God. The game is making her T-pose.
Okay?
Where are we going?
Is my game broken?
Alright, maybe we went a little overboard
and we should focus on one thing for now.
Alright?
Maybe we should focus on maxing the Pet Training skill first.
We'll try that. Kay? Can we do that?
I'm gonna need my doggy friends to come over for that.
Oh, he's not actually blue? He was-
Oh, cuz he's sick..
he was blue. That's why.
Oh, now he's blue again. That's not as fun.
I wish he was like, actually blue.
I don't want him to be like, dying.
There are so many children and animals.
This is like, too much to bear.
What have I done?
I've just opened the flood gates and just let it have it!
Actually, hold on. Can we buy the vet table?
And just like, have it?
Oh, right here.
Oh- Wait so, I can just do this?
Alright, so we can train it at home now.
Which means I can fix Booger's little issue.
And whenever Romeo gets sick I can just do it myself.
I don't need help from anyone..
ever again.
Alright so, we've learned a lot today.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna definitely focus on Pet Training..
this episode. I'm gonna try to max it this episode.
I've learned that we can't stop bad behavior
unless the animal lives with us.
And we can't become companions..
unless the animal lives with us.
So..
What I'm thinking..
is we do the Pet Training..
and we..
max Veterinarian.
By the time we max Veterinarian, these two..
may be out of here?
But, I don't know.
Oh, their birthdays are today. Okay.
But, then..
Their birthdays are today..
Which means they'll become teenagers, but I don't know
how long they'll be teenagers, but..
As soon as they're gone, I'm just gonna like..
adopt- I'm just gonna steal- Kinap some animals, okay?
Does that sound good? Sounds good to me.
I like animals, clearly.
I just- I didn't know that like, you couldn't teach them things
unless they lived with you.
Because I would have waited because this is just bad timing.
Alright, first birthday of the day.
Speed it up.
Cuz you gotta go. I need to replace you with doggies.
You get to be Freegan. Alright.
And Cloyster.
Don't mind the chaos in the background.
There are dogs barking.
It's fine.
♪ Cloyster ♪
Gets to be Erratic. Okay.
Pfft.
Oh, that hair!
That hair is something Erratic, alright.
I'm gonna teach you how to speak!
You gotta put that tuxedo to work.
Run for president.
Oh, she's already level four.
Okay. This is- We can definitely do this today then.
It's only a level five skill.
So, that's easy enough.
I'm max that and then, uh, we'll just
focus on Vetting, I guess.
Until we can get rid of some damn kids!
The problem before was that we had no kids.
Now we have too many!
He's doing it.
He's learning the art of literature..
and dialect.
We love that in a dog.
Excuse me. Romeo, you're just gonna take that?
Romeo.
You can stop that at any time.
"Booger learned how to speak!"
Alright, Rose. You gotta continue to roll over, okay?
I want you to do this some..
You know, some nasty tricks. Alright?
You need a haircut.
Yes!
Yes, queen!
Alright, what else do you wanna learn?
I'm gonna teach you to- To heel, okay?
We're almost to level five.
Any minute now.
Oh? Okay.
Any eternity? We're all stuck again.
I think this is just..
what we deserve.
"EPISODES is very hungry"? Well damn, eat some food!
I'm busy.
I have so much going on.
I can't focus on one thing without neglecting everything else.
You're at..
literally 100% Pet Training.
Come on.
[GASPS] There we go.
We maxed another one.
That was pretty easy.
I still just- I- I don't know how to do these things.
Uh..
I guess I can look it up, but I have a feeling we have
to like, actually have animals..
to do them, so..
The only thing we can do is feel the love,
which I gotta do three more times, but it seems to be..
completely random.
So, I guess we'll see.
Alright yeah, and that seems like an appropriate
end of this..
[LAUGHS] Mistake that I've put upon myself.
I'm having a lot of fun, but uh- The game seems to not
be able to handle..
all these animals, and that seems to be why it won't spawn animals.
Maybe I should have taken a hint.
Read the room a little bit.
I think, uh, on that note, I'm gonna go before the just like,
explodes. I'm gonna figure out what I'm gonna..
do. It's prob- I'm probably just gonna like, max
the Veterinarian skill until these two..
get the hell out of here.
♪ If that's fine ♪
But, that's what, uh..
What we're gonna have to do, except for..
I mean, we could like, stop the aspiration and come back
to it, but I don't wanna do that.
I'm having fun with my animal friends.
So, I guess we'll see in the, uh, next episode.
And I'll see you guys then.
Goodbye!
♪
