TV: The Government has 
 announced plans to speed up
the introduction 
 of blue passports...
I'm looking forward to having 
 the blue passports back.
Just like they were 
 in the good old days, eh?
Shit, the conversation 
 is becoming overly political.
Code red! Code red!
What can I say? They're your 
 parents. I can't piss them off!
Be diplomatic. 
 Be uncharacteristically diplomatic.
It's fine. I'll just be honest.
Ah, yeah. Remember the good old 
 days? Yeah! The good old days!
When you could leave your front door
 unlocked and everyone had polio.
SILENCE
Not that honest! 
 Right, different tactic!
Just like they were 
 in the good old days, eh?
IN GUJARATI:
You've been speaking English 
 all evening!
Dad complimented you 
 on how well spoken you are!
Yes, and I know 
 he doesn't THINK that's racist,
but the implication that... 
 Fine, I'll do something else.
Just like they were 
 in the good old days, eh?
Oh! Um, the passport thing 
 doesn't affect me.
I renounced my Prussian citizenship 
 when I moved to Basel,
thereby rendering me stateless.
That's the life story 
 of Friedrich Nietzsche.
Damn it!
Seriously?! I shall claim that I can
 only adequately express my politics
through the medium 
 of interpretive...
If you start dancing, 
 I'm leaving you.
Out of options. Here goes nothing!
Just like they were 
 in the good old days, eh?
Nostalgia frightens me.
Your good old days were sort of 
 the bad old days for people like me.
No, no, I appreciate that.
I just think that the new passport 
 is a symbol of repatriating powers
the British state should never 
 have alienated, you know?
I kind of worry that they're 
 going to end up a symbol
that certain people aren't 
 fully welcome. Well, I hope not.
I know the xenophobes 
 have hijacked the narrative,
but many of us were really driven
by a historically informed desire 
 for Parliamentary sovereignty.
This has turned out...
all right?
To me, it's all about 
 taking back control...
and kicking out the Pakis.
SHE GROANS
HE SNORTS 
 Dad!
I'm joking! Obviously, I'm joking!
Exquisite timing.
Never say that again. 
 Top up, anyone?
