[high five noise]
Top of the mornin' to ya', laddies!
My name is JackSepticEye,
and welcome back to Outlast 2!
We just saw our poor friend, Ethan...
get... DESTROYED
By... the big giant lady
[shocked] Jesus that's loud
Fucking hell!
Can we get out of here?
Oh, no...
What a hero
We love you buddy,
sorry to see you go, everyone...
say -- say your prayers
and say your condolences
to poor, little Mr. Ethan here
MOVING ON
hopefully that... giant, pirate lady isn't outside
I think we're okay...
I don't know what's next
and I-I-I don't know what those people are either
um
the guy that came down and licked my face
I don't know what his -- what their deal is
or the people that they had with them
They looked like they were made out of trees, like tree people
[nervous laugh]
Can we get an Outlast that takes place during the day?
That would be great!
Why?
What happened?! Why are you making sounds at me?
Flashlights everywhere and I'm not picking up any of them...
WHY?!
Why are you making these sounds at me?
I don't think I even have to go this way...
I don't like this; the game's putting me on edge for no reason
I fucking HATE this music...
Can I not go through this?
Hello?
Okay it's just the music, it's just the way it is
Maybe I have to, uh, maybe I do have to go this way.
Oh, I do.
Cause usually when games have light sources
And you like, follow the light it's like a subtle
You see the way the light was back there,
And then it's here, and now it's up there
It's like the subtle level design trick
to try and guide the player to where they're supposed to go
Because otherwise you get very confused as to where --
where you're going or what's happening.
What's up Grandma Mildred?
Cool, cool.
But, uh, other choice?
No.
Swimming is exhausting. Find safe ground to recover
Do I have a stamina meter?
Okay, she's leaving
That's it. Go back to baking pies and
putting them on your window sills
Oh, oh, god. I thought that that was a guy with a flashlight
Some really cool imagery going on though.
Ah, this motherfucker again.
Jesus.
Aw, this is the cornfield.
Aw, God it looks awesome
but I know that shit is gonna go down in here.
Like, this type of stuff, I love.
Just like the little wooden cabins, the windmills in the distance,
the cornfields, the barns
All that kind of stuff, to me, is awesome
Oh God, something's making noise
Who are these people?
Do you have horns on you?
They have like goat heads on them... Goat skulls.
Okay, there's nobody anywhere
I really like that mechanic of having to turn on my --
[crow flies up]
Jesus! Fuck!
Not turn on my "Jesus fuck",
turn on my microphone.
Remember that you can use your microphone, hear through, track sounds.
Okay
Why?
Wh-who's there, please?
Is there actually anybody there?
Or am I just freakin' out?
I don't like this
Sorry if that's disorienting for you to watch, by the way
[slightly panicked] What's happening?
Jesus fuckin' Christ...
Okay, note to self:
Do NOT mess with her!
Aw, balls!
Ohhhh, balls!
Hey! Hey! How's it going?
Wait, where do I go?
Uh-oh!
Oh there's a gap in the fence!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!
No thank you!
Ew, ew, ew, EW!
That's fuckin' awesome!
No! No! No, no, no!
No, no, nope!
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Can I actually hide again?
Oh, God!
Woo, hoo hoo hoo hoooo...
This sucks!
That fuckin'
flashlight, peering through the corn stalks
is the coolest shit!
That's a dead person with a leg chopped off.
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
You ain't finding me!
Oh God
And these areas are super confusing, cuz I don't know where the way out is.
[whispering] Fuck... fuck... fuck... Just back up.
Just baaaaaaaack up here a second-orino.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
UH-OH!
Where -- where's Exit?
Where is -- where's my endgame here?
Aw, come on, you fuckers
Wish I had something to throw!
Like a small child...
Or a basket of kittens
Is my escape like, over here somewhere?
Unless I had to go into that little shack area I just saw...
Crap...
[whispering] fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Heeeeeeeeey,
Theodore,
Turn around now
Turn around now, ya hear?
Ugh!
Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. Ow, ow, ow.
Stupid cactus!
Where does Jack go?
Where -- where can Jack go to get away from the badness?
There's bad men all around me,
and I would really like to know how I get away from them!
My whole, uh, level-design, light, uhh, talk...
isn't really working for me now!
Is this it?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I remember, in the demo, this is how I got out over it.
I got out over this, and I got to escape.
Oh, fuck! Do not come this way.
I'm makin a break for it.
I'm makin a break for it! I'm gone!
I'm gone. Fuck y'all!
Ha HA!
No! Oh Oh Oh OH!
What?!
Okay. You're not -- you're not a badder.
You're not an attacker dude.
Okay, I can't go through there.
Oh, noooooooooo!!!
Bessie!
Rest easy.
Rest easy, lovely one. Here. Pat pat pat.
Ugh! There's flies all over it!
Okay, I'ma just...
keep on going this way, I guess.
Are you ok there, buddy?
Why do some of them attack me and others don't?!
This is incredibly unnerving.
Okay. I'm opening it this way.
[whispering] Shit, shit, shit...
God! Fucking Christ!
What the fuck was that?!
Sons of bitches! Oh my God!
Ugh!
I did NOT know there was anybody there!
Aw, and that hurt my neck!
Ugh!
Oh, I fuckin' see where you are, you sly bastards!
I was too focused on the guy in front of me.
There's one to the left of me as well.
Hi
Hi
Oh no...
Are you gonna find me again?
[whispering] Shit, shit, shit
Oh, fuck...
Okay, I'ma go under this and follow this guy.
Oh, I don't LIKE this!
Oh, God... I don't know -- I don't know where they're going
Or what they're pattern is, or anything like that.
Okay, he's still there somewhere.
Did he go outside?
Aw, shit!
I gotta use this to climb the ladder. Oh, no!
I have no idea where they are.
It's incredibly unsettling.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Put down the fuckin' camera! Now's not the time!
Okay, okay, everything's going to be okay...
Once you believe in yourself.
Oh, did you do much believing in yourself?
What is this fuckin place?!
Ooo note!
"January 7th,"
"Three more were sent today, to live among the Scalled,"
"their sores, too florid to disguise."
"They had seven children between them, all of whom Papa Knoth has sent with the others into my foster care."
"I now have more than forty orphans under my wing,"
"who love me desperately"
"as only can a child abandoned"
"by the parents they thought were as natural and dependable"
"a fact as the rising sun, and I love them."
"As I will never"
"I will never have children of my own and have so much love to give."
"When God leaves them too, I will be there with comforts and guidance."
"What do these dreams mean?"
So...
What it seems like, is that that big white
beam light and the sound is kind of
indoctrinating people almost, or brainwashing them.
And then, they end up having these visions, or these dreams.
'Cause when it happened to me in the game,
and then I went back and saw Jessica.
Or I was in the school.
Uh, maybe that's just a coincidence that that happened at that time.
But then,
it seems like that happens to people and then they want to have sex with the priest dude.
and he inseminates them, and then they have babies.
And then he calls them the antichrist so they have to get the babies cut out of them,
or the babies or killed or something
I don't know.
It might be uh, a fucked up kind of deal like that.
Ohhh, God!
Are you the D-series?
From Resident Evil?
Uh-oh
I don't know why I'm moving my head, I can't see anything extra when I do that!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
ew, no....
Fuckin' Jesus Christ
Stop that, ye bastards
Ew, I'm in bodies
Ugh, it's fuckin' gross
Ughh, I'm not even in bodies, I'm just in entrails.
[disgusted groan]
This game is fucking nasty
What did the horses ever do, man? Why are ya' killing them?
'Kay, I have to go around.
Okay, please tell me I am out of hell.
And that I don't have to go back into that.
Oh, hello, Mary.
Sometimes you can't see anything with the night vision.
"Soul of Christ, make me ready,"
"Father Knoth, give me salvation,"
"Blood of Christ, let me drink your wine."
"By the severed eye, give me vision,"
"Angel of God, lend me your sword"
"Kind Jesus, hear my prayer"
"Heal me in your wounds"
"Keep me close to you"
"Defend me from a wicked world"
"And ready me for the Devil's hour"
"In the fellowship of the ring"
"That I may defend your Creation"
"Until you give me rest. Amen."
Okay. Oh, they're crying, as well.
Very, very heavy religious themes.
I like it a lot so far though. I really like
that the environments that you have to escape all the enemies in this time
aren't just hallways. 'Cause that was one of the downsides of the first Outlast.
When you were going through it,
a lot of the hallways scenes were like "Oh, I'm gonna have to avoid somebody in here."
Okay, but that's kind of avoiding that in a way.
And let's you have more open-ended ones
Oh, here comes a giant wind again. Or not...
Yep, there it is.
Was that originating from that cross or something?
Like that just envelops the entire atmosphere
And we get a huge sound, and thunder?
Ooo, a village.
Wait, what am I recording?
I don't know what I'm recording, but I got it.
Oh, I can't get through
I hardly have to jump down, do I?
Oh, never mind
When God blocks off a path with a river and a broken bridge
He opens up a new that's always actually been there and I never saw it...
Ugh
There's a... Freddy Krueger's dead over here with two crows.
Also, look at this nice detail when I go to recharge the battery.
Watch the viewfinder in the camera.
You can actually still see stuff through it.
VERY nice attention to detail!
Can I get up here?
Oh, there we go.
There's dead crows everywhere!
Or are they crows?
No, that's not a crow.
Wonder if that beam...
hurt them?
Okay... Can't do that. Dunno why I thought I could.
I thought you were spry, Blake!
A dude with a name like Blake
is a dude who like, knows how to wakeboard and
who knows how to spelunk, and mountaineer, and all that shit.
Like, it's the name of a guy who I'd imagine is a free hand rock climber!
So don't tell you can't do that shit... Hup!
See you CAN!
I believe in you, Blake!
Am I following the dead birds?
Aw, Christ into a cave? That's a terrible idea.
Hellooo?!
Anybody?!
[Silence] Okay.
Oh, God
This is like mega Blair Witch
It would be cool if I could get some sort of... like, reaction from him or something.
It's like watching back your footage...
I don't see...
[Silent] Oh, God
What? Why do I have folders?
Job, Lamentations, Revelations, Judges?
These are all empty..
It'd be cool if I could get some sort of reaction from him 'cause, in the original Outlast,
you got...
You got some thoughts from the actual protagonists over things.
Oh, Christ..
Or.. Anti-Christ, I guess
Sacrifice a goat or a dog or a horse?
G'day mate [Australian accent]
Sure you won't mind if I take a few batteries, mate [Australian accent]
Man!
Those people died with a full set of teeth.
Lucky them. Not everyone gets that lucky.
I mean, they're dead and their skulls are on display and that's kind of suck-y, but...
hey,
at least people won't make fun of your 'no teeth' in the after life.
Really diggin' the atmosphere in this game.
Ooo, this is spooky.
Ew
See, and that's the thing, these people were all wrapped in trees,
and then the people who came with
uhhh, the person in the, the dress with the short hair who licked my face.
Umm
The people with them look like, they had like trees growing out of their heads and everything.
This some Supernatural shit goin' on?
Them damn Winchesters.
There's no source.
Which means it's probably an ethereal voice.
Oh God! Jessica?
Welp!
Can somebody give me the forms to sign off on where I'm crazy?
'Cause I think I've passed that point.
Ah, that's fuckin' awesome.
Oh, well played.
Ha
Ah, that was cool.
I have that like tingle up my back now. Oh I Iove it! YES! Yes, game!
[Silence] Oh, this is a big fuckin' place.
Please don't tell me I have to dodge a whole load of people in the village.
[Silence] Look at that.
That's how you sell atmosphere.
Like, the fog and the stuff in the distance and the cross all the way up on the hill.
That has to be a big reason for shit.
Ok.
Wanna make my way downtown, but I don't wanna walk too fast.
Because...
It's not that I'm afraid the faces will pass, it's more a case that I'll fall off and die.
That's a very fall-off-able cliff right there.
Oh, God, there are dead people everywhere.
You've been dead awhile.
I'm waitin' for a scare like that.
Where you see somethin' on the ground..
And you're like, ok, change your batteries and when you change the batteries and you take it up and it's gone.
Or it's something right in your face.
That'd be a cool scare.
Well, this looks familiar.
[hesitant] Hello?
Ugh, creepy doll heads.
No thank-ers.
Bat-ter-ry
That's what I like to see. How many do I have?
Three and three. Can I use a bandage yet?
Why do I have bandages?!
Ah no -- It's so freaky.
I don't know what it is about dolls and statues and mannequins or somethin'.
It's just the lifeless faces standing there looking at you.
When they have eyeballs it's even worse.
Like mannequins are scary on their own and if they move on their own that's terrifying.
But it -- they have no eyes so it's not as scary.
'Cause when stuff has eyeballs-ok yeah. Nevermind. That's fuckin' freaky lookin'.
Well would you LOOK WHO IT IS.
Not exactly Jesus, but it's an interpretation of Jesus.
And we all know that he's been a thorn in my side, so far.
"March 9th,"
"More children dead. Knot says there is no sin in such infanticide"
"as all are soldiers in God's army."
"Martyrs fallen in the field in defiance of the Archfiend.
"All those babies with slit throats and charred flesh will be waiting immaculate for us in paradise."
This is REALLY messed up.
"Papa Knoth also says that our sins find us in our dreams."
"Our sins find us in our dreams."
"But my dreams are nothing but the murder of my children."
"And I wake laughing and aroused and often wet with the involuntary lust of sleep."
Ooooooooohhh...
But this is also a theme. There's infanticide going on in this...
Little neighborhood...
[sarcasm] Heh, nice, little, friendly neighbourhood suburbs.
And there's also...
People who fall asleep and then wake up very, very lustful.
Um...
Which makes me think that maybe Papa Knoth,
or somebody, is brainwashing people with this light.
Then they go to sleep, and they dream of certain things, they wake up lustful
They go off and have sex with him, or whatever
And then creating more babies, and thennn they get murdered.
And the cycle just continues...
"I woke this morning thinking I was wetted with the blood of a child's slit throat,
but it was wetness of my own making."
"The others are having similar dreams."
"We have dug a tunnel so that we may meet in secret."
"We gather and share our visions and wonder at their meaning."
"I feel increasingly this is a message. But nothing holy."
And then we have to find out where the heretics fall into all of this.
And if they're fighting back or if they're also... messed up
All I know is that these neighbourhood watch meetings are probably not normal.
Hey Friend-o
Are you the deadness?
This motherfucker...
That has to be Father Knoth, right?
Don't get up... Don't get up... Don't get up... Don't get up...
What was that?
It was YOU, baby, playing the guitar!
Oh, it got oddly quiet...
"Sullivan"
"Papa. Ezekiel. Liar. Charlatan. Temple to gout. Addict. Coward. Rapist. Child-killer."
Could you um...
I'm readin a note!
Could you pipe down? Thanks!
"I am gone, and I have taken with me all with the courage to see the truth."
"Come after us. Hunt us down."
"We are waiting and eager to murder and fuck every body you send up the mountain."
Like... fuck them up? Or like literally?
"I don't hate you. Could Jesus hate the Baptist for being a Jew?"
"I could not have found my true vision without your years of ignorance and bullshit."
"I could never have had the courage to seek the truth, if not fueled by my anger at your lies."
"Your God is a child's superstition. Your faith is an embarrassment."
"The signs of the True Father were before you. Before us all."
"And you--"
"vainglorious, gullible, too stupid to draw breath"
"you thought the visions were punishment from an angry and ominous God."
"Your god is afraid because your god is no god at all."
"Your god is your own ego,"
"vulnerable and false."
"An embarrassment."
"My God is no god at all. But he is true".
"And he is here in every moment of ecstasy."
"And his child will fuck and tear this world to everlasting glory."
Damn...
That's a powerful line.
If anybody ever steps on you again just say 'hey'!
'I'ma fuck and tear this world to everlasting glory'
"I do not ask that you join us."
"I tell you: you will join us."
"Because our love is greater than you can ever imagine."
"-- Val."
Mother o' God...
So is that both religions clashing?
I really need to clean my nails...
Oh, hey.
Hi.
Watcha doin' there?
Okay, see ya later!
We still on for... Kerplunk, later?
I hope so, buddy. I beat ya' last time!
Of course the fuckin' power's off...
[Laughs]
[distant scream]
What's goin' on? I really do not wanna go towards the sounds of torture and agony!
I rrreally don't like you people...
[whispering] Oh, God I couldn't fuckin' see anything...
Are you coming closer?
Nope! Nope! Nope!
Stayyyyy... right back there!
Can I have something in the fridge?
Like...
A Kool-Aid or something...
Just to settle me nerves.
Maybe a whiskey...
There he is again!
Okay... it seems like your in a bit of a bad spot there, Jesus.
Not gonna be too bad on ya this time
And now you're upside down over here Jesus
Can I peer out? No?
There's a lot of like, explorable areas in this game
A lot of which, I don't know if they actually lead
to something that I'm missing
'Cause this just led down here and there's nothing here
I mean, there's places to hide, but nobody's chasing me
He says nervously...
Wondering what's actually gonna chase me
Can I not go out?
Where is she?
She's just there again
Okay, I'm pretty sure that you see me
I'm trying to figure out where I go next
to get away from you -- oh, hi
Oh, that's fucking freaky!
Okay, so, in there is not an option...
So many different places to go
Can I climb over this? Yes!
Ooo, that's cool
Finally, some logic; using our frickin' heads
[Unsettled noise]
Oh, Jeremiah, what did they do?
Why is there a 6 armed creature?
Are you -- Are you foreshadowing something?
That's going to kill my ass later?
Okay, more letters...
*reading* "Now as I behold the living creature,"
"God's Lamentations fresh in my mind, I asked,"
"are you the Four Strange Creatures revealed to Ezekiel?"
Okay, let's read the rest of this in my... --
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Whatever
Ahh, photos...
Ahhhh.... display by type
No
Which is -- Which is the last one I just got?
[confusedly flicking through the camera]
This is weird
Is this it?
No...
Okay, I can't find it...
again, unless...
Okay, here we go
"And the choice came from the firmament"
"that as over their heads said unto me,"
"Son of Man,"
"this angel appears to Ezekiel and to... though.... too,"
"and to thou too,
"for your burdens are the same,"
"sayeth the Lord you shall be Ezekial to these wretched times and Mu-" Okay this is a lot of scripture...
It's probably adding...
Already telling me what I need to know but,
for now I'm just going to keep moseying on.
What?
Fingers
Fingers first, then balls, then tongue.
Is this the angel you saw?
I'm going around this lady...
As much as I possibly can.
God that's some wobbly hands you got.
Whose talkin'?
Uhh..That's fuckin' freaky!
Are you just gonna look at me?
Okay, I'mma just close this
Cause I'm not fond of...
Women...
Talking scriptures at me.
Freaking me out.
There he is again!
Our boy!
Everywhere, at every turn!
All the time!
Tellin' ya, he has something to do with all this.
More than likely since,
It's all about religion, it seems.
[Eerie music]
[Door creaks]
Hi...
Hello.
[Laughs nervously]
Ya freak!
[Nervous chuckle]
See, there's a lot of like,
rooms and shit that you can go into
that it doesn't seem like that's there's anything in them.
[Door opens]
Ah god, can you stop lookin' at me?
What do you have?
She's just has like a spike
Oh, can I zip line? [chuckles at his own joke]
Yes, yes, yes...
Knoth, knoth, knoth...
Whatever.
You just fuckin' stay there Mildred.
I'm exploring around as much as I can
Did I reveal something?
Oh...
Boy did I ever...
Oooo boy did I ever...
I hear footsteps.
"June 19th..."
"...I cut the children's throats..."
"..in dreams..."
[Eerie background noise]
"...and wake filled with sex and appetite..."
Again! Same theme.
"...I love you, I am yours..."
"...I cut the throats of Knoth's sheep..."
"...in waking life and sex floods me..."
"...like the fear of fire in a child..."
"...I love you, I am yours..."
"...I could fuck and burn the world..."
"...for all my joy..."
"...I love you..."
"...I am yours..."
"...I would purge this world, soft with rot..."
"...of all but ecstasy and terror..."
"...so that you may build your throne..."
"...on the charred remains..."
"...I love you..."
"...I am yours..."
"...I  know now, as surely as I breath..."
"...what I never knew..."
"...of that flaccid, distant God..."
"...you love me..."
I am yours."
Oh, that's "You love me"
Not feeling, uh,
too hot about the committee....
might have to reject my application
to join the neighborhood watch association,
this time around.
This is outta battery
Shhh...
You gonna turn?
Uh oh...
Uh oh!
Is he able to come in here?
Oh god!
Hi!
Hi! Don't, don't!
Don't!
Okay, okay!
Now I don't know what to do!
I don't know where to go!
I think I'm alright!
Cause there was no regular way into this house.
Cause I came in down here
Oh, hey!
[Sighs]
What's up dude?
Okay, so, I have to avoid you, but where the hell am I going?
This game makes me have to pee. [Chuckles again at his own joke]
Okay, where did he go?
Go in there...
Go x500
I REALLY don't like this community
Don't think me and my wife are gonna settle down in here and have kids.
Especially since all the kids seem to get MURDERED!
Take your time, Jackaboy.
Ooooooooooo
Heyyyyyyyyy...
Why do they have bags over their heads?
"Hydrogen Cyanide"
That'll do it!
So, is this a suicide pact?
Cause you all have cups...
Can I go through here?
"Power generator station"
Okay, gotcha.
Where's Captain Crunch?
Oh!
He's there! Oh Jesus!
Don't come in here!
Can't fucking see anything.
Sir?
Okay, he's there.
So we go in from there.
Oh, there's a dude sleeping in there!
Hi!
She's just gonna keep talking, huh?
It's a very disorienting game.
No x500
He's right there!
Can I jump on over this and get down?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't climb back up!
Fall, fall, can I fall?!
Okay, I can, it fucking hurt but I'm down.
Fuck that guy!
[Half shrieks half regrets]
Where do I go?!
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, barrel!
Oh god, this is tense, I hate it!
[Whispering] Okay, okay, okay.
We're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're gone.
Fuck. This. Noise.
Oh, hi! oh, why you freaky people everywhere?!
Is this where I need to be?
Is this power station central?
Is this where a man would get power?
Or was that the other place?
That I like, zoomed in on
and saw the guy asleep.
Power generator. Okay.
That a good, I, uh,
uh, sign as any.
K, damn it. I keep-
Does the game stop when I read these?
Nope.
"Simean, I need to talk to you..."
"...in deeper secret cause of..."
"...youre knowing the unctures and such and medicines..."
"I hope you know I do not trade any more words..."
"...thans strictly needful when we make the trip..."
"...in the damned world for gasoline and electricals..."
"...and other such necessaries as we can't make..."
Uh, literacy is, uh,
really not taken...
to these people, is it?
I'm guessing, cause the school system's
letting them down
"...I've got something friendly with the..."
"...publican boy who sells as- us..."'
"...the pills Papa needs and when I mention them as "study aids"..."
"...the boy laughed and said "A body didn't need 'Peissilon' for studying-..."
"...-unless a body was studying 'gash'"..."
"...Have you heard of such things?"..."
"...I do not want to ask Papa for fear of [stutters]..."
"...I do not know what..."
"...But I do not want to accidentally poison him neither..."
"...Please come to see me."
"- John"
K
Ah god, you know what the worst part of this is?
Once you turn on this generator, I have to go back.
Oh,  they're all gonna know...
[Generator starts]
AH, FUCKING JESUS!
Why, you bitch?!
Hah god...
You just gonna leave?!
I would really like to leave,
I've already relieved my trousers.
Bye!
What? You're just gonna do this shit again?!
Come at me bro!
Can I walk by you?
Don't attack me...
Don't attack me.
Don't attack me!
Okay, okay, okay...
That's cool, I'm glad that you're friends with these people.
But, I do not care for what's going on in this village
K now,  where did-
Oh fuck.
You guys going that way?
Can I go this way?!
I'm gone, I'm gone
I'm gone- oh, maybe I'm not gone!
Oh, they ran away cause of her! OH FUCK!
Run and hide and don't ever come back!
Oh shit, she's a fucking feisty one!
OH BALLS!
Uh oh!
fuck...
Can I just run?
Did I do it?
I don't fucking know, I don't fucking know
I'm gone, oh I'm so gone!
Oh shit, oh shit!
She's after me!
Oh shit!
GO GO GO GO GO!
GO GO GO GO GO GO!
Oh, you fuck!
Oh, hohoho...
[Urban Dictonary Jack] Bye Felicia!
Oh man, my heart's pounding!
"Temple gate..."
"Sullivan Knoth..."
"The modern Ezekiel"
"Their knives sharp for the enemy..."
"...it felt inevitable..."
"...like a dream or a memory..."
"...but not mine..."
Ohhh, that gave me the geebie leebies!
Oh, that was good!
Hello?
Okay,
I like it when stuff's locked cause that means I can't get lost or anything.
You've seen better days fella.
Oh, christ.
"Whores of satan"
Oh god, is the tongue lady gonna get me in the well?
YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP! YEP!
[Blake screams as he struggles]
Ugh, that happened in the demo!
Am I in the school again?
[Chuckles] More questions?
Seems to be all I have: Questions and frights
And a charger full of shiiiiit.
[Female's muffled screams]
What's happening? What's happening?
What's going oooooooooon?
Ha, me too!
Daylight.
err, some sort of light.
Well,
Look who it is!
Jesus is the final boss of outlast 2
I'm wearing like, camo gear.
[Deep chuckle outside]
Oh, this is familiar...
If any of you watched me play the demo...
Ya know what's gonna happen
Christ...
Oh, the sounds are awesome!
K, I'm just gonna change my lil' batteries here...
before...
shit really kicks off.
Did you see that?
Oh god...
Oh god.
Oh, the camera's freaking out.
[Locker opens]
D'oh!
Fuck.
Jessica's again.
[creepy music box music]
"Hey Lynn, I'm borrrrrrrred..."
"...Mr. Combover's still talking about the 30 years war..."
"...blah blah blah HAPSBURGS!!!..."
[Weird crescendoing sound]
"...blah blah..."
"...Anyway, I'm not riding home with you today because I got journal..."
[Confused Jack]
"...I got journal but I'll call you when I get home, okay?..."
"...'Sup Jess! Combover's the worst..."
"...his nasal spray totally makes me want to puke!.."
"...Journal HUH? Are you doing journal because you..."
"...want to expose the dark truth behind the..."
"...St. Sybal field hockey team?..."
"...Your dad is forcing you?..."
"...or you have a big sloppy crush on Blake!!!..."
"Cruch"
"...Shut up BITCH [Chuckles]..."
"...Also we should replace Combover's nasal spray with hot sauce..."
"...Also, REALLY SHUT UP!"
Uh, unicorn with love heart eyes and
a centaur.
That's pretty cool
[Music box plays creepy music]
Music box's isn't horror anything, it's fuckin' bad mojo beans
Hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
I hate it!
Can we get the fuck out of here, please?
I want out, I want out,
Jack wanna go home
Jack go home?
Jessica?
[Jessica screams]
Don't you do this to me girl!
Aw, yup!
So, are we actually, like, seeing what happened?
or, are- is this just like nightmares?
Uh, let me see,
girl who hanged herself, or got hanged...
...Or exit? (How is this even an option)
Well! [Chuckles]
Down into the lovely, happy trail!
You notice something about that?
Lots of hands
And the pictures in the bedroom showed a creature with like, 6 arms.
It's too many hands for one person to have!
Oooooooooooookay!
Jesus, hi!
Fuck you, what?!
NO NO NO NO NO NO
FIGHT! FIGHT!
Oh, you'll do no such shit to Jack!
Jack's out, Jack's gone!
Ew, ew, ew!
Okay!
This family reunion is over!
I am done!
I'm going home!
Yup!
"You can lock doors equipped with a lock"
Oh!
Yes yes yes!
Fuck you, fuck you!
I'm out!
Oh shit!
Uh oh!
Oh yes, secret, glorious hole in the ground!
Escape, in salvation.
Blake, I know you have bad knees and arthritis is a BITCH.
Okay,  okay! We're safe, we're fine!
We're getting out!
Oh no you don't,
OH NO YOU DON'T!
OH THEY'RE RIGHT THERE, THAT'S SO CREEPY!
Where do I go?! Where do I go?!
Through here?!
sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- sh- shit shit shit!
Close, close, close close! Lock!
Oh, thank you inventor of the lock!
Fuck you, homeboy!
Okay, get away from the bad men.
Stranger danger and all that shit.
Oh fuck!
Oh no!
Where Jack go?
That's not a hole in the fuckin' wall. What am I doing?
[Cries]
Keep walkin'
[half screams and chuckles in fear]
There's only one way out and I don't know where to go-
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Okay, I'mma do this...
You go from one bed to the other.
Here we go- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I don't know- I don't know where our homeboy's going.
Ugh, this is cool but I hate it!
Okay, maybe he'll come back through,
As long as he doesn't check this bed!
See, this is why you fight back. I have a fist!
Just run up behind him and deck him!
I don't know if there's anything in there that I can hide under.
Oh, I can hide under this one though.
So, that if he comes back through, I can just go?
Is he gone?
God, that scared me...
Wonder where he went- oh, hi.
Yes...
I don't even know if he's still in the house...
Oh, he is.
Oh, he is.
Oh, he so is.
Okay, I think he's going back into that room again.
I think I'm a fucking, god damn liar.
Oh, he's in here!
Don't check it...
Okay, he's leaving
I'm gone,  I'm gone, I'm so gone!
No, I'm not!
NO, I'M NOT!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHY?! WHY?!
OH NO, OH NO!
"Hold to interact"
Close that motherfucker!
What am I supposed to do?!
Oh, oh!
Oh shit...
There's no way outta here!
Is that supposed to happen?
Come on, you can climb out through that!
God, that scared the shit outta me!
Is there really no way other out? Do I have to just...
reverse all of the thingss I just did?
Oh,  I hate this...
Going under the bed...
Going under the bed- I didn't even say anything for like the last fucking 4 minutes [Laughs]
I wanna know where our other friend is...
This is so tense!
Okay, that's not the guy, that's the flesh hooks guy.
What the fuck is this other one?
Oh shit, oh shit oh shit...
Oh shit!
I think I-, ugh, I probably should've close the door.
I didn't know what was in here though.
Yup, that's the other guy.
Don't check this!
Oh shit, I'm outta batteries!
No, no, no, no
Don't check me, don't check me. Go back out the door please!
Go back out to your boyfriend!
Oh, hoho that fucking sucks.
Yes, yes, yes...
does that have a lock? I'm fucking sure it does my friends.
Fuck...
Fuck those guys...
Just move this... I just need to move this a small bit and I'm out and I'm gone...
and I'm... happy for the rest of my life.
No, siry, bobberoonie toonie. [Famous last words]
God, you're alive...
Hi!
Are you okay?
All things considered...
I DO have betteries. Why couldn't I fucking change them underneth the bed?!
Oh god, that got-
it got so tensed at me trying to escape
I forgot to "Let's play".
That would be a spike pit of doom.
Okay!
Well, I'm gonna leave this episode here-
I wanted to just get pass that section....
So, that no one was chasing me anymore.
We could just settle down and actually do an outro.
Oh my god! This was awesome!
So good!
Still not sure about how I feel about the whole like the whole, supernatural...
giant tongue...
creature with lots of arms and...
just transporting me to different areas but it works...
it really does. This whole like...
atmosphere's so messed up
and dodging all the enemies is so much more...
refined and so more...
nuanced than it was in the first outlast...
they really nailed it this time
Cause the first one...
was like you could into an area and you could kinda tell by the way everything was layed out...
it was like "woah, were gonna have to escape a guy here and..."
It all kinda revoled around the same thing,
there was a guy just patrolling the area and then you'd escape him,
then you went up and ya
pulled two generators, or two things and then you went to the third area and you escaped.
But this one's seem to have changed that up a lot
and taken- they've a lot on board on what people have had critizisms with
and I really impressed with that.
REALLY REALLY cool game,
and I'm enjoying it a lot so far. Those scares are really good.
and it's very very tense [chuckles].
Well anyways,
thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
And...
high fives all around!
[Wapush, wapush]
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
Thanks for watching! :D
Captions by: Cotton Candy, Pandora22, The Sensational Sans, Itzhayden, Jacob P and Trista W.
Oh god, I really had to pee for all of that,
and those scares weren't making it any easier! [Laughs]
