[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND
A HUGE STAR BACK IN BRITAIN.
HIS NEW SHOWTIME SERIES "JUST
ANOTHER IMMIGRANT" FOLLOWS HIM
AS HE TRIES TO GET HIS BIG BREAK
IN AMERICA.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP.
>> WHAT ACCENT WOULD YOU LIKE
FROM ME?
I CAN GO LIKE.
WE'RE STANDING HERE, THAT'S THE
PLAN?
OR WE'RE STANDING HERE, THAT'S
THE PLAN?
>> YOU HAVE SPOKEN YET --
>> THE FIRST TIME.
>> THE AMERICAN ACCENT.
>> OKAY.
COOL.
>> ACTION.
>> KEEP CLICKING FOR MORE BUZZ
WORTHY CONTENT LIVE AS THEY
HAPPEN.
LET'S TAKE FIVE AND SEE WHAT
ELSE.
>> WE'RE JUST GOING TO STAND
HERE, THAT'S THE PLAN.
>> CUT!
>> GO WITH THE BRITISH ACCENT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: PLEASE GIVE A WARM
WELCOME TO THE FANTASTIC ROMESH
RANGANATHAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HELLO, VERY EXCITED TO BE
HERE.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
ONE OF OUR, I HAVE THREE
CHILDREN.
ONE OF OUR CHILDREN WENT MISSING
RECENTLY.
DON'T WORRY, WE FIND HIM ALMOST
IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S NOT AN APPEAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HERE HAS
LOT LOST A CHILD FOR A AMOUNT OF
TIME.
IT'S A DIFFERENT SEEN BEFORE YOU
LOSE A CHILD AND AFTER YOU LOSE
A CHILD.
WE ARE AT THE THE BEACH AND
BEFORE OUR CHILD WEPT MISSING IT
WAS A LOAD OF PEOPLE HAVING A
NICE TIME AT THE BEACH.
AFTER OUR CHILD WENT MISSING
EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE A CHILD
SNATCHER.
YA, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A
BROWN ONE.
ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS.
WE GOT THREE CHILDREN, RIGHT.
WE SALT DOWN ON THE BEACH.
TWO OF OUR KIDS WANTED TO GO
DOWN TO THE WATER.
THEY WENT DOWN TO THE WATER.
MY WIFE AND I WERE LEFT WITH OUR
REMAINING CHILD.
I TURNED TO HER AND SAID THIS IS
WHAT OUR LIVES COULD OF BEEN.
[LAUGHING]
>> OH NO, NO.
YOU WANTED TO HAVE MORE.
DIDN'T YOU.
ANYWAYS, WE SIT THERE HAVING A
NICE LITTLE HOLIDAY WITH ONE
KID.
THEN ONE -- ONE OF MY OTHER SONS
ARRIVES ON HIS OWN.
I SAID TO HIM, WHAT IS GOING ON,
MATE?
HE SAID, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT, I
THOUGHT MY BROTHER WAS WITH YOU.
I SAID NO HE'S NOT.
NOW HE'S MISSING.
NOW HE'S MISSING.
I SAID TO HIM, HOW COULD HE GO
MISSING?
IT'S A STRAIGHT LINE DOWN TO THE
WATER.
WE'RE STILL IN VIEW.
IF YOU CONDITION MAKE THAT
STRAIGHT WALK BACK TO US YOU
DESERVE TO GO MISSING.
ALRIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
>> IF YOU HAVE NOT GOT THE BASIC
SURVIVAL SKILLS TO MAKE IT
STRAIGHT UP THE BEACH, THEN
ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY WITH A SEX
OFFENDER.
YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO MAKE IT
BACK.
ANYWAYS, SO OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE TO
START LOOKING FOR HIM.
IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR SON.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND HIM, BUT
WE'RE BRITISH SO WE DON'T WANT
ANYONE ON THE BEACH TO KNOW WE
LOST OUR SON.
WE ARE WANDERING.
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS HE?
MY FIRST REACTION WHEN HE WENT
MISSING, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
MY FIRST FEELING WAS ANGER
TOWARDS MY WIFE FOR DECIDING TO
HAVE THIS KID IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
I THOUGHT, IF WE DIDN'T HAVE HIM
WE WOULD BE HAVING A NICE DAY AT
THE BEACH NOW.
NOW WE HAVE TO FIND HIM AND LOOK
AROUND FOR HIM.
IT'S DIFFICULT.
YOUR MIND GOES TO WEIRD PLACES.
I'M LOOKING AROUND AND I CAN'T
VISUALIZE FINDING HIM AGAIN.
THEN I IMAGINE A LIFE WITHOUT
HIM.
I'M WANDERING AROUND THE BEACH.
I GUESS WE GOT TWO KIDS NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WILL TELL
MY MOM.
WE HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE.
WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIS ROOM.
ALL OF THESE THINGS.
ANYWAYS, EVENTUALLY MY WIFE, MY
WIFE FINDS HIM AND BRINGS HIM
BACK OVER.
I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID TO MY
WIFE, DID HE CHANGE CLOTHES
WHILE HE WAS GONE?
SHE SAID, NO.
THEN I REALIZED I HAVE BEEN
LOOKING FOR A KID WEARING A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OUTFIT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR THE
CORRECT CHILD.
I START FREAKING OUT.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
I'M NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH
THE SITUATION.
WHAT IF I WAS ALONE AND HAD TO
REPORT THAT TO THE POLICE.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LITTLE
CHINESE GIRL.
[LAUGHING]
>> I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S WEARING
AN ELMO COSTUME.
I SAID TO MY WIFE, THAT WAS A
HORRENDOUS HALF HOUR.
SHE SAID THAT WAS EIGHT MINUTES.
I SAID, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
DID YOU LOOK AT THE WATCH.
I BETTER START TIMING, I THINK
HE WILL GO MISSING IN A SECOND.
I SAID YOU'RE SO KEY ON THIS
INFORMATION.
I WILL BE HONEST, YOU'RE A
SUSPECT.
ANYWAYS, WE -- WE, WE FOUND HIM.
WELL DONE, MATE.
LET'S GET YOU AN ICE CREAM.
YOU'RYOU'RE AWARDING THIS KID.
HE WENT MISSING, GAVE US A
HORRENDOUS AFTERNOON.
I LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ENJOYING THE ICE CREAM.
HE'S HAVING A GREAT LITTLE TIME.
I'M THINKING YOU LITTLE.
I THINK, HE PLANNED THIS.
HE PLANNED THIS.
I RECKON HE WAS DOWN TO THE
WATER.
HE TURNED TO HIS BROTHER AND
SAID I BET I CAN GET MOM AND DAD
TO BUY ME AN ICE CREAM.
I WILL SEE NEW EIGHT MINUTES.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: ROMESH RANGANATHAN,
EVERYBODY.
WATCH "JUST ANOTHER IMMIGRANT"
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