Gamers, today I'm going to be recording a minecraft livestream
I can't believe that I haven't done this yet
Uh, ignore my world files, actually
Um, so, I'm naming it speedrun world
Its on hard, uh, hard yeah
Uh, I don't have cheats on, uh let's go!
So!
You know I think I'm going to get the world record today, I really do
Like, (mumble) I'm pretty confident, um
Yeah!
Just gotta wait for it to, yep there we are!
Now we're here!
So, oooo that's a creeper
I should, I should go beat that up
Right oh yep (explosion) yeah ok lets chop down this tree ok ok
Yeah, yeah
That's a tree!
That's a tree! Let's go break these logs
Let's get this bread - log
Oh, theres a hole! No, what?!
How could this happen? I
I don't get it
How am I here? Oh there's a zombie aa sh I'm scared
Oooo abandoned mineshaft! Amazing!
(inhale) Pickaxe! A flint and steel! No way!
Oaughgh maybe I'll like
Get diamonds or something too
I'm so lucky today I think
(inhale!!!!) What?? No way
No way, y'all
How
Diamonds,,,
huHh?? what!
How are there so many I don't
I don't get it how are there so many of these?
Wow I don't
No way, I
No (unintelligible) 8, 9, 10, 11??
Uhhh I can't count past eleven
Um, yeah! So, diamonds, right?
It would be so convenient if I just like found a crafting table or something and I wouldn't have to use the logs right?
Like that would be so nice
Like I remember a so lot hoh (even I don't know what I said here)
Guess I am pretty lucky today huh?
Ok let's just make some a~rmor
That way we can beat the ender dragon
And some pants, that's a helmet
Um yeah let's make some sticks
So I can get like an axe
Yeah, yeah, let's go!
Um um pickaxe yeah yeah let's go
Um ignore my skin it's an old one
Um let's go to the nether, I need to get some blaze rods for the uh end portal, you know, yeah
So yo its an ender chest?? Why is there an ender chest like
That's so weird, this must be a new room in 1.16.2
What? No way
Uh what I can - I can get this speedrun, I tell you
I'm gonna win this speedrun world record right now
Uh I'm just gonna craft um oop not that
Uh there we go that's an eye of ender
Um uh yeah I think uh the
Oh it's right here
No way ok um um
Let's, woah, that's like already all like all this filled that's like a one in two thousand chance, isn't it?
Uh, oh that's nice
Um yeah (end portal sfx) let's go, let's beat this yeah yeah yeah gaming
Um yeah that's an oh
Something has already hit it while I was gone, no way
Wait (sigh) that must be a new event like
They've really been updating the game so much recently I think
I'm actually gonna win this speedrun, I'm just gonna finish this off, um, don't look at the endermen um um
Uh, where is it?
Uuhhhh
Oh there it is, I'm really good at bows, actually
You should like watch me hit all my shots right now
I am so good at gaming
I am such a gamer, look at this, look at that!
Uh I'm hitting things uh I did it yay (rest of the voice lines are not understandable due to dragon death sfx)
