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You're watching
"Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood."
Check Yourself.
Season Five.
You'll be watching us--
--watch the show--
--for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural--
--and honest reaction.
We're watching it--
--with you.
The scene you're about
to see is Lyrica and A1's
vow renewal go
completely left.
Followed by a number of
uninvited features and guests.
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Oh...
Oh... how "shweet."
I wouldn't wear a red dress
to my wedding,
but she look good.
She looking like
"The Scarlet Letter" out here.
I mean, girl, tan and red
are a cute color scheme, though.
I mean, they both got
matching blonde hair,
so, I mean,
at least their roots match.
She's pregnant.
Very pregnant.
Lyrica's titties is pumping.
We've been through a lot.
I respect you.
I'm willing to go
through whatever...
Oh...
...to stay with you.
Forever.
Do you think
when they're in bed,
she says "oh, Flory"
or "oh, A1"?
Say, oh, my God, Flory,
your (bleep) is so A1!
(both laughing)
That's good.
That's her.
Thank you
for saving my heart.
Oh... he still love her
after she done got
(bleep)-pic'd from Safaree
and possibly got (bleep)
by Roccstar,
and he still love her.
Oh, I hope
he the daddy.
(sobbing)
Oh, pregnancy
brings on extra emotion.
Oh, Lyrica.
Women that are pregnant
get real gassy.
I know she might've pooted
when she went down there.
(sobbing)
This is a bit much.
That is
your soul mate, girl.
That's a "he forgive me,
Lord" cry, okay?
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Oh, here comes Moniece
in the sweats.
So what's up?
I'm here, I never
make the first move.
'Cause it's--
Six, seven--
This is great.
Don't do that.
(bleep)!
I throw hands.
I'm not throwing drinks,
I throw my hands,
my (bleep).
You're getting wet.
That's fine.
That's a (bleep) move,
my (bleep).
At the end of the day,
I never throw
the first punch, ever.
But at this point,
Moniece,
you gotta throw something.
Keep 'em coming,
Princess.
Princess has
octopus hands, bitch.
Just toosh! Toosh!
Toosh! Toosh!
Listen, if we ever go
somewhere and play flip cup,
she's my partner.
(whooshing)
That was 25.
She threw 25 cups, bro.
At this point...
Uh-oh uh-oh.
At this point...
(bleep)!
Is that the cake? Aah!
Oh!
She threw the cake!
That's what the (bleep)
we won't do!
Throw hands,
my (bleep), throw hands!
I did not come here
to chit-chat with your punk ass.
What I'm not gonna do
is hop around
like a (bleep) circus animal
with you, bitch.
Y'all are doing
the circus animal jig, though.
This is
a circus animal moment.
What we're not gonna do
is stand here
and insult each other with--
I'm gonna insult--
...anything.
At the end of the day--
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh, my God.
--oh!
This is so done.
You felt that, huh, bitch?
Princess out here
lactating,
oh, this is wet
and moist up here.
If I'm lactating,
the last thing I'm gonna do
is try to be fighting outside
with somebody, like...
(both)
Oh!
He came with the hoodie
with the sleeves.
I just need to holler
at you bro.
About what?
I wanna know
what's going on.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
What I'm hearing is
you engaging,
y'all got a little
situation going on,
I wanna make sure
it's legit.
Marcus is in his church pants?
This is...
Marcus in
his church pants?
He wore his good
church pants.
That's okay,
he gonna pray for Booby.
If I wanted to put
my hands on you,
that would've been done.
So do it.
That ain't what
I'm here for, (bleep).
So what you here for?
I'm here to make sure
Brooke good.
She's great, (bleep).
She ain't, though.
She great.
Stop it, guys,
right now.
But she's good,
though.
No...
...bitch-ass too--
I don't need people
out here talking--
About mine?
That ain't yours.
Whoa!
What?
He just said
it ain't his.
You could've had that,
my (bleep).
I don't want that,
my (bleep).
You don't want that,
why are you showing up
in your hoodie, Booby?
I ain't moving!
He went to use
the security guard as,
like, a weapon against Booby,
that's brilliant.
I'm trying to (bleep) talk
to you like a mother(bleep) man!
You don't know me, right.
That's a lot of talking
going on here.
But I'm here right now,
(bleep), to holler at you
about moving forward
somebody that I care about.
It's already quiet.
It's already over.
We already engaged.
It's quiet.
It's kinda happening.
She don't got nobody
to make, so she cool.
I mean, Booby needs
to just, like,
mind his business
and get over it.
Brooke, you need to keep
your (bleep) in check.
You already on (bleep),
my (bleep).
Let me tell you something.
You already on (bleep).
(bleep)--
ain't nobody ever around.
You ain't never there.
You ain't no real friend.
'Cause you got her
in some type of prison
where she can't talk to me
'cause she's scared.
What type of prison?
In a prison?
End of the day,
she gonna (bleep)
with this (bleep) (bleep),
they gonna have (bleep) babies.
And they gonna be
lame forever.
(bleep) babies?!
(laughing)
What-- no, he didn't.
Yo, it's just,
it ain't no point
in us having
no conversation.
(laughing)
Brooke, you got these (bleep)
fighting over you, sis.
(indistinct)
This (bleep) not
with that (bleep), fam.
This is the best scene
in the whole episode.
I'm so exciting. We missed
the party of the century.
Yo, what were we doing
when this was happening?
(bleep)!
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