(upbeat electronic music)
(bright upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Hey kids.
Remember, everything you're
about to learn is real.
(kids yelling)
(laser zapping)
- Stop with the screaming.
I've only shrunk you down
and transported you
halfway around the world.
- Hello there, students.
My name is Kevin, and I'm--
(squishing)
(yelling)
- We're in Germany 1898.
Ooh, we're back in England.
- How's everyone enjoying
the wondrous land of Calladonia?
(vomiting)
- Look at all the stuff we're learning.
- Can we please go home?
- We're not real.
- What is a clitoris?
(laughing)
- I've been charged with
taking over detention
to make sure you all learn your lesson.
(screaming)
(crashing)
(suspenseful music)
(chalk scraping)
- Where are we?
- Or should we say, when are we?
- No, you shouldn't.
Who talks like that?
