You know what bothers me about Salman Khan?
Heckler: Everything!
No, we are talking about what bothers me.
You might hate everything about him, I love Andaz Apna Apna. Mind your own business.
There’s just this one thing that bothers me about him.
Every time he goes shopping for Thums Up
it's over
Every time!
Arey, go to some supermarket, mega store or something…no!
He’ll go to some dhaba on a highway..wooden construction..
dust everywhere..
He’ll go there and he’ll ask…Nobody has been here in 5 years..
“Bro, do you have Thums Up?”
The guy goes, “Sorry, we’re out.” Obviously. Nobody comes here.
So he asks, “when will you get it?”
The guy says, “there’s this tempo coming from across the hills..
when it reaches, you’ll get it.”
He says, “I don’t have that much time to spare. My friends are waiting.”
“Aaj Kuch Toofani Karte Hain”
(Let's taste the thunder today)
Okay, how does this guy taste the Thunder?
He takes a helicopter.
He takes a helicopter and looks for the truck.
Then he airlifts that truck with that helicopter.
Drops it outside that dhaba.
Says - Now give me Thums Up
Who needs so much Thums Up?
Never in my life have I ever thought of doing so much for an aerated drink.
I go to a shop, ask for thums up.
If the shopkeeper says it’s not available,
I say, "Okay give me Limca instead."
You know who needs so much Thums Up?
People who have Rum.
And you know this guy has already bought the Rum and the snacks already
Because he goes to that shop with only 10 rupees in his pocket.
“Thums Up ab sirf 10 rupaye mein”
And you-
You took your car, ran over people with it.
How much more Thunder do you want?
And he has been showing these signs from early on
Like, right from Maine Pyaar Kiya, you knew.
Look at the songs he sings sitting in that car…
Tum ladki Ho (You’re a girl)
Main Ladka Hoon (I am a boy)
What kind of a realisation is that?!
You’re a girl, I am a boy???!
Are you high?!?!
And I’d have let it go if it happened just once.
He does the same thing in Hum Aapke Hain Koun
He’s sitting in that jeep with Madhuri Dixit
Singing Yeh Mausam Ka Jaadoo Hai Mitwa…
Your car is on a hill, asshole!
The road is 5 miles that way!
That Madhuri is also the same!
What happens when you smoke up?
You get the munchies.
Therefore the - Chocolate, Lime Juice, Ice Cream Toffiyaan..
Pehle Jaise Ab Mere Shauk Hain Kahaan?
Back then you would be satisfied with that
Now it's "pass the joint bro"
