Christianity has seen some crazy transformations.
We saw Saul the christian killer become Paul
the christian winner with some chicken dinner.
Lazarus went from being a dead man with a
funeral population of 0 to a fully not-dead
man in the time it took a rabbi to walk 4
days worth of miles.
TEXT:SO BASICALLY 4 DAYS
Are we now witnessing Snoop Dogg...
"I specialize in makin' all the girls go naked"
become snoop....GODD?!
"ain't no rest in my soul, till i come clean"
Let's find out,today on Crudely Drawn Christian!
﻿please also stay tuned for the premiere
of my song JESUS DRANK available in the Gospel
section of every secular music store AND in
all the Lifeway christian bookstores too (normal
section)
Based on the statistics of the last video
(which was about why christians shouldn't
split up) I need to be doing a heck of a lot
more to grab your attention.
So today I'll be starting with a big juicy
meety headline to really hook you in.
Hmm let's see....
ON TODAYS EPISODE OF CDC﻿
Is the Church Rooting for Snoop or Slurping
the Dupe?
mmmmm...nah
Snoop Dogg, Prodigal son or nautical sub?
hmm. that doesn't sound as good as i thought
it would.
Snoop Dogg: Is he High on the Spirit or high
o---
ah whatever just roll the episode
So snoop Dogg came out with a gospel album
recently and even tho its no "jesus music"
this thing is MASSIVE.
BIBLE OF LOVE
I mean seriously this album is longer than
the Bible as an audiobook.
So before we even get into discussing the
intentions behind it, it's pretty clear that
a tonna ﻿work was put into this project.
That being said tho, this album has had A
LOT of controversy.
people have been throwin shade saying that
Snoop Dogg's past disqualifies him from making
this kinda music.
Or, his past disqualifies us from BUYING it
at least (but more on that later) .
Here's one article I found with some not so
positive descriptions of the album.
So yeah just right off the bat the first word
is profane so we know what typa article this
is gonna be
and blah blah blah yeah it says some more
negative stuff and they even interview this
one pastor but i figured it might be more
fun to just stop by the church to hear it
from the man himself
"And it seems to me that the Church in the
name of ‘love’ opens up its arms and opens
wide its doors to accept any and everyone
without checking, without fruit inspecting,
specting, specting..., and without even bringing
concerns or questions to make sure one’s
calling and one’s faith is sincere, biblically
speaking"
okay i see where you're coming from but
Church man: Wait a second who are you?
um oh hi this happens more than you think,
uh I'm just here to um talk to your church.
Church man: oh okay
So yeah basically what I'm tryna say is that
checking people's faith is sorta hard don't
you think?
Church man: No?! are you kidding me?
We need to just inspect the fruit so we can
stop bad eggs at the door.
We NEED a fruit scanner.
Ok 1st of all eggs aren't fruits, second of
all don't you think this "Fruit scanner" might
pick up some bad eggs who just happen to have
fruit?
Like haven't there ever been pastors who have
done bad things or som---
NO.
JUST SHUT UP.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PASTOR WHO DID NUTHIN
WRONG OKAY I JUST I DON"T WANT SNOOP DOGGY
DOG IN MY CHU---
Okay so i get that I just used one example
to stop this guy and that isn't very logically
sound BUT I mean who's asking Snoop Dogg to
be on staff at your church?
Last I heard Snoop Dogg didn't wanna be a
pastor.
If he did maybe his past and thea fact that
he said he was a rastafarian (which is apparently
a religion and not just a group of people
who like Bob Marley and Reggae music) two
YEARS ago i mean that might be kind of troubling.
But I mean plenty of pastors have made major
changes in their lives and truly turned around,
Some of the best musicians and even pastors
have had bad pasts but they've made genuine
change to their life.
But I'd say the only time we need to start
"fruit checking" is when we are looking for
people to lead us biblically.
But this is just about Music.
Like it's just an album man, Let's chill out
and focus on what's important
But you know what...
I kinda have a theory as to why people aren't
chilling out.
I bet if snoops album completely flopped,
nobody would have cared about it.
But this thing was on the gospel top ten for
a while!
I don't think the protest has AS much to do
with the man himself but more the fact that
he was successful (at least musically speaking).
some people are probably jealous that they
weren't successful, but he was successful
and even worse he wass successful DESPITE
HIS PAST.
Yo I'm getting SUCH strong prodigal son's
brother vibes from this rn...
okay okay To prove it to you, I made a slightly
edgy song and let's just see how much controversy
it can stir up.
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
if you hate this song then you are a pharisee
if you hate this song then you are a pharisee
if you hate 
this song then you are a pharisee
made da world in 7 day
not sure if meant literalay
i dont sweat it
it mean nothin
if i hate my enemy
i cry like Getsemane
not cuz they ahead of me
constantly aimin it steadily
im david with the pebbles
I ain't ashamed
to be bringing fame
to all these rebels
Compass time
Y'all check the lyrics while ya
check my direction
aint causin no friction
ain't solvin no frection
and definnaly neva doin no missions, man
I came to bash the irreverent rash
of judgmental hypocrites
dashin' up on they past
how long that gone last?
we be actin' hypocrite
Jesus was just livin' it
Concerned more with connection
While ya'll tallyin' up the sinnin' and
You be throwin' asphalt
let's just see who at fault
Jesus the love cannon
Sinners the target
Who pursues
the hooker and the pimp
and the homie with 
a limp
the very same man who drink it out the can
liiike
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
jesus drank alcohol more than the church
if you hate this song then you are a pharisee
if you hate this song then you are a pharisee
if you hate this song then you are a pharisee
AlrightI'm checkingthe stats checkingthe stats...
Hmm
0 views and no angry bigoted comments.
Nobody cares.Nobody at all
*weeping noises*
But that's okay cuz it just proves my point!
Jealousy and envy definitely had a part to
play in the controversy of 
this album.
When we start deciding for ourselves who does
and doesn't deserve God's grace, we forget
that he's the one in charge, not us.
We also make a huge mistake whenever we allow
someone's past to dictate their future.
Look how Jesus responds when people start
accusing someone of their past
*jesus and the woman getting stoned* also
please note how just like snoop dogg this
woman was bout to get 
stoned
And again I'm not saying his album is so good
that they gonna start adding it at the back
of bibles, or so bad that anyone who listens
to it immediately goes to hell
I'm sayin we forgettting that regardless of
whether a person has repented or not we are
called to forgive them, love on them, and
I mean if they make good art....enjoy it?
Jesus said that the well don't need physicians,
he came for the sick.
And the people 
he critized weren't people who had troubled
pasts but rather people who tried to exclude
others from the kingdom of God.
Love doesn't mean accepting everything a person's
done.
And to be honest I probably don't even have
a fraction of a grasp of what love really
is.
But I do know that it's not freakin out about
an album that was wildly successful in a genre
of music you've attached religion too.
Jesus does say "If you love me you will follow
my commandments", and he also says to treat
others the way you want to be treated.
So in the same way I wouldn't want snoop dogg
to bash my song, I won't bash his album
You and your team worked hard on it brutha
and kudos to you.
I ain't sayin its the best lyrics since Song
of Solomon but I am sayin you got a place
with God's people wherever you're at rn
