[MUSIC PLAYING]
NED: Jesteros needs
a new kind or queen.
And I decide we will play
a game-- a Game of Chairs.
ALL: Huzzah!
NED: And hear to tell
you how to play the game
is Grover Bluejoy.
Brother Bluejoy?
Where is Grover Bluejoy?
GROVER BLUEJOY: Sorry I'm
late, but it was really hard
getting over that
wall out there.
Whoa!
NED: Just tell everyone
how to play the game.
GROVER BLUEJOY: All right.
The Game of Chairs is
played with a deck of cards.
NED: No, it's not.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Of
course it is not.
Who said that?
The Game of Chairs is
played with marbles.
NED: No.
RED QUEEN: The monster is
blue and full of arrows.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Is it played
with a rubber chicken?
NED: No.
The Game of Chairs is
played with chairs.
These three chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: You
know, that makes sense.
But what do you do
with the chairs?
NED: Music will play.
And then, these four players
who want to be king or queen
will march around
these three chairs.
When the music stops, they will
each try and sit in a chair.
The lucky players who
sit in a chair will--
GROVER BLUEJOY: Will
have a nice, comfy place
to rest their cute
and weary bodies.
Oh, I love this game.
NED: No!
They will continue to compete
to be the king or queen
until there is one chair left.
That is the Game of Chairs!
ALL: Huzzah!
NED: Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
NED: You were supposed to
bring the music, Bluejoy.
GROVER BLUEJOY:
Right, right, right.
Be right back.
[MUSIC STARTS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
NED: Stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: I said, stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Sorry, I cannot
hear you over this music.
NED: Stop the music!
[MUSIC STOPS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Oh-- [GRUMBLING]
DAENERYS: Oh, my baby's
sad because we lost.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Aw, I
am sorry little-- whoa.
A mommy of dragons?
No need to get hot
under the diaper.
So how many players are left?
NED: Let us count.
We have one, two, three players,
and one, two, three chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Three
chairs and three players.
Got it.
ROBB: Can we hurry this up?
I have a wedding to get to.
NED: Oh.
Right.
Remove one of the chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Ah, yes.
Removing one of the chairs.
Sorry about the floor.
[STRUGGLING]
NED: Now, there are one, two
chairs left, and three players.
Let's continue the game.
Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
[MUSIC STARTS]
NED: Stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: Stop the music!
[MUSIC STOPS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Whoa.
JOFFREY: Am I out?
GROVER BLUEJOY: Yes, I am sorry.
It looks like you
choked, Joffrey.
[CRYING]
GROVER BLUEJOY: So how
many players are left?
NED: Let us count.
There are one, two players.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Two players.
NED: And one, two chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Two chairs.
NED: Now, remove one more chair.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Ah,
removing one more chair.
[STRUGGLING]
We really should get some
wheels on these things.
NED: That leaves one
chair and two players.
The one person to
sit in this one chair
will be the next king
or queen of Jesteros.
Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
[MUSIC STARTS]
NED: And stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: Stop the music!
CERSEI: Ow.
ROBB: Ow.
NED: There is one chair,
and only one person
can be in that chair
And that person is--
GROVER BLUEJOY: Hello.
ALL: You?
CERSEI: I'm telling my brother.
NED: You're the new king?
ROBB: I cannot think of a more
horrible ending than this.
TYRION: All hail King Grover.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Nice fit.
NED: No!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Do not lose your
head over this, Neddie, baby.
Now, fetch me a cushion
for my royal bottom.
This chair is not comfy at all.
TYRION: Yes, your fuzzy grace.
GROVER BLUEJOY: And
bring a sweater.
I think winter is coming.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PIG: He says, then
I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your house down!
[YELLING]
[YELLING]
WOLF: A thing of beauty.
