- [Man] All right, open the eyes!
[sneezes]
[upbeat music]
- Ooh, it's chicken.
- Oh, that's not fried chicken!
No, no.
- Tastes like a clam.
- Fried clams.
Are they usually this shape?
- No. [chuckles]
- Lemon sauce, is that a thing?
- Tartar sauce.
Like what's in that?
- [Woman] It has chopped up
pickle relish, I believe.
- I hate pickles.
- [Woman] And with mayonnaise.
- I hate mayonnaise.
- [Woman] And I'm not
actually sure what else.
- Wow, wonder why!
[cheerful music]
- What is that?
- [Man] What's it look like?
- A hot pocket.
[crunching]
- Oh, I think I know what this is.
I think it's that well rolled bite
and mixed with meat and cheese in it
and then like you eat it
and then like oh wow, it tastes so good!
- [Man] This is called a chimichanga.
- A chimi what?
- [Man] They accidentally
dropped a burrito
into the deep fryer and
the chimichanga was born.
- What?
Are you telling the truth?
- I'm happy that they dropped
it into the deep fryer
'cause this is delicious!
- [Man] Do you know
what chimichanga means?
- What?
What what does it mean?
- [Man] It's Spanish for thingamabob.
- Okay, that's a little
bit weird to me but, okay.
[upbeat music]
- Oh!
- That's hideous!
- Looks like a giant, big chicken wing.
- It looks like a buffalo leg.
[laughing]
- What is a buffalo?
- It's good.
[groans]
- Juice.
- I'm guessing this is just a giant,
big chicken wing from
a giant, big chicken.
[groans]
- It tastes horrible.
- [Man] What's your favorite part of it?
- The meat.
- It's like this three
hundred million times.
- Rooster?
No.
I don't know.
I'm just thinking of anything
with a beak right now.
- Ahhh, slippery.
- [Man] How could we make this better?
- You have to.
- Throw it in the trash!
- Rest in peace, I'll
miss you little buddy.
No!
Don't worry.
[upbeat music]
- Wow.
- Oh no.
- Oh wow.
- This is a good corn dog.
- Gotta eat the hotdog part.
- Honestly it looks more
like bread than corn,
but it tastes more like corn.
It's like a corn muffin hotdog.
- I like ketchup.
It's cool.
I'm saying everything is cool today.
[laughing]
I usually don't do that
but you know, it's cool.
[upbeat music]
- Chicken.
- Chicken nuggets.
Now you're going to tell me it's fish.
- [Man] What do you like
about chicken nuggets?
- They're high in chicken.
- It tastes just like I got
it from the deli or something.
- One, they are really good.
Two, they give you energy.
Man I'm kicking my legs so
hard, I can't even feel my legs.
If you eat too many you can
turn into a chicken nugget.
- If I was the only person
I could eat all of these.
[upbeat music]
- What?
- Is that octopus or something?
- Are those mushrooms?
- Woo, chopsticks.
Oh, crap.
- I think I've had enough.
- I'm guessing this one is a green bean.
- Um, we need to take it
off to see what it is.
- You're not supposed to take it off.
- Maybe I would just change the mushroom
and give the potato a bit more flavor
but besides that it's really good.
- There are some things
that should be fried.
- And there are some
things that shouldn't.
- Exactly.
- Like this.
[upbeat music]
- This looks like chicken.
- It's like brown.
- That's a pickle.
- What is this?
- These are fried pickles, no thank you.
I'm going to call my mom.
- This is a horrible dish, not gonna lie.
- Cucumber and pickles
are the same thing right?
- [Man] Pickle is a pickled cucumber.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I don't know.
- Okay I think I'm ready
for the next dish now.
Definitely.
Because I can still taste the pickle.
[upbeat music]
- What is this?
- Umm, what?
I'm confused, I'm very confused.
- Are you supposed to take
this all at once and just
shove it in your face?
- Wow, I could taste it
and I didn't even like taste it.
That doesn't make sense.
I do not like that.
I do not like that.
- It tastes like barbecue
sauce with like meat in it.
- [Man] This is called a Bloomin' Onion.
- Okay, I could see the
onion like the shape kind of,
what's the bloomin'?
- Bloomin'?
Like the show?
Like the "Bloomin' Guys" or whatever?
The guys that plays the
drum with the paint.
- Wait, I think I recognize this.
- I love Outback, Outback is so cool.
I love that place.
I wanted to go there
yesterday but my dad said no.
[upbeat music]
- Oh this must be a fry.
Must be like a circled fry.
- It's sweet.
- It actually is a fry.
- It's actually pretty good.
- Wait, this is a vegetable?
- Tastes a little bit like pineapple.
- [Man] It's a fried green tomato.
- Eww!
- I love tomatoes.
- This taste, did not like it.
There is too much on
that tomato inside of it.
I was like, eww!
Like I was going to barf
or something like that.
- I was really set on fried,
salted, seasoned pineapples.
- [Man] Anything else to say
about fried green tomatoes?
- They're not good.
[upbeat music]
- Yum.
- Sugar.
Powdered sugar.
- Ahhh it's fun.
- I think this is like Snickers or Twix.
- Ooh, I used to love these
and then I figured out what calories were.
- There's Oreo in it.
- You make me cry.
- Twinkie is bad for you.
- It's even worse for using Coca-Cola.
- Can I have more powdered sugar?
[upbeat music]
- Ooh, my gosh.
- Ew, is that a burger?
- A funnel bacon burger.
That's so cool.
- Is this fried dough?
[crunching sound]
- That's cool.
That's so cool.
I don't know why I'm saying cool.
- This is very messy.
- It's cool.
Everything in the world is cool.
I don't know why I'm saying cool.
I never say that.
I don't go up to my friends and be like,
"Hey Billy how you doing?"
"Oh I'm cool."
No, I'm not that confident in myself.
- Cheese, bacon, fried dough,
none of that is healthy.
- Okay, now I taste the burger.
It's really good.
