- [Joe] How do you feel right now?
- Just really nervous.
Do I have pit stains already?
(laughs)
I think I do.
Yeah? No?
I'm literally sweating.
- Joe! Welcome back, sir!
- I'm not happy!
- Yeah!
- I came for a bidet,
and then you're like,
"Hey, we're gonna do movie stuff!"
And I'm like, "Aw, I've
always wanted to do that!"
And here I am again, on the toilet!
- Guys, I have eaten Chipotle
every day for the past month,
in preparation for this.
- I, uh, in all honesty,
got a little queasy
when you said that, so...
Let's play!
- Yeah!
(game show music)
- Matt Raub, welcome to Trivia Bidet!
- I am...not ready, at all!
- Lasercorn, how are you?
- I've been better, I've
been more comfortable.
- Dude, you're here on Trivia Bidet
and Movie Movie Game.
- Aw, you're real close.
My anus is out.
- Then we'll get closer.
- Oh no!
- Remember mustache turkeys?
- Oh no!!
- We're going to do it
a little differently,
usually like, somebody's
standing right here
giving you the questions.
I'm gonna hide down here,
and you're gonna stare down the lens,
- Great!
kind of like we do
on Movie Movie Game.
- I mean, whether you're
hiding or visible,
you're way too close to me,
for me having my pants down.
- This isn't the first time, sir.
- (laughs) Yeah!
- He's down there.
- Hey guys!
- He's at ass-level.
- Hey!
(both laugh)
- We have a --.
- Why am I pretending?
- We have a robust history.
- Is there a theme today, Mr. Joe?
- Yes, the theme
that is of, for today,
is, the first movie--.
- He's next to my butt.
- Has a famous bathroom scene.
- So, in preparation for this, actually,
Lasercorn sent me a text, and said,
"Hey, I'm in the lead.
"If you can tank it,
I'll buy you a slushie."
So, this is me saying,
"(bleep) you, Lasercorn.
"I'm gonna take you down!"
He got how many right?
- [Joe] All right, here we go!
Okay!
"How'd you get the
beans above the franks?"
"sang our magical British
flying witch nanny.
"(singing) Just a spoonful of sugar
"make the zipper go down!"
- Okay, uh.
So it's "Mary Poppins" and...
Oh wait, hold on, it's very--.
- Uhhhh...
I'm not even going to
pretend I don't know:
"There's Something About Mary Poppins."
Boom!
- [Joe] Yeah!
- "There's Something About Mary Poppins."
- [Joe] Yeah!!
- Oh, thank God!
(laughter)
- "There's Something About Mary Poppins."
- [Joe] Yeah!
(correct jingle)
(laughter)
I got scared, I felt my sphincter--.
Is that the science word for it?
The sphincter?
- And it's cool if I take a
(bleep) while we're doing this?
- Yeah, Steve already...
Steve's done that
- Has he really?
so you wouldn't be the first.
- Has he really? (laughs)
- Mmhmm.
- Jesus Christ...
(Round 2 jingle)
- Okay.
- [Joe] "After too many
heroin fueled close calls,
"our leading man ditches the
needles and his junkie friends
"and flees to London.
"Where he joins another
group of hopeless addicts.
"Addicted to hunting Nazis."
- Okay.
So the second one is
"Inglorious Bastards."
- I'm hopin', one of them
is "Inglorious Bastards."
- Oh man, "junkies."
It's not "Trainspotting."
No, I'm--I'm not guessing,
I'm just thinking out loud!
I'm using my processes!
- It feels like it should be,
"Trainspotting," and,
"Inglorious Bastards."
- Uh....
Were they fighting Nazis in
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"?
(silence)
No answer, maybe we're getting closer.
All right, hold on!
- Oh, no!!!
(laughs)
- I don't know enough about heroin movies.
[Joe] What's the first sound
of the first movie that you know?
- The first sound of the first movie?
- [Joe] The first sound of
the second movie, which you--.
- "In!"
- Something "League."
See, I just don't know the heroin one.
"Big League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?"
(Bidet sprays)
(screams)
"Big?"
- "Trainspottin--.
glorious Bastards."
- [Joe] Yes, we did it!
- Oh my god.
Oh, I almost went down a
whole nother road completely.
- "Trainspottinglorious Bastards"!
- [Joe] Yeah!
- Yes, I knew I knew it.
And I just couldn't get there.
- Oh my god!
Too close for comfort!
(Joe laughs)
- "Trainspottinglorious Bastards"?
- [Joe] Yeah, there you go!
- Okay.
- This is way more
stressful than I thought.
When I sit at home, I'm like,
"These idiots can't get it."
Now that my physical anus is on the line,
there's a lot of stakes.
- [Joe] As opposed to
your metaphysical anus.
- Right, as opposed to my mental anus.
(Round 3 jingle)
- [Joe] All right, here we go!
- All right.
- [Joe] Joven.
"The Dude abides, but also
shreds powder to save his
downhill party life-style and stick it
to those rich preps on the slopes."
- Shredding slopes...is, okay
there's a few options there.
- All right, uh.
I don't know if this is correct,
I only know...
- "Big Lebow--," is it "Hot Tub--,"
no, not "Hot Tub Time Machine."
Oh, oh.
Jeez, I'm an idiot.
It's,
"Big Lebowski...
"Trip."
(silence)
(Bidet sprays Joven)
Ohh, no!
(laughs)
"Ski Resort?"
"Ski Resort?"
- Okay, there's two
there's two ski movies.
Ski and snowboard movies, that I know.
There's "Big Lebowski,"
and, "Better Off Dead."
Outside of that, I don't know any movie
where someone--.
So it's gotta be,
"The Big Lebow-t Cold?"
(Bidet sprays Lasercorn)
No!
What was it?!
What the (beep) was it?
- [Joe] "The Big Lebow-t
Cold" was a good one!
- Come on, man!
That could be it!
- "The Big Lebow-t Cold"?
(silence)
(Bidet sprays Matt)
(screams)
- It's so much colder
than I wanted it to be!
- [Joe] It's, "The Big LebowSki School."
- Ohh, I forgot about "Ski School"!
- [Joe] "The Big LebowSki School"!
(laughs)
- That's stupid!
Nobody's ever seen "Ski School"!
- [Joe] What's the title of the--.
- "The Big LebowSki...Lodge."
(Bidet sprays Matt)
(screams)
Ow!
Is that Sriracha?
Why does it burn??
- [Joe] That's the Chipotle.
- Oh, no.
That's why!
- "The Big Lebow-t Cold," because...
(laughter)
Come on!
Do I get like, points for effort on that?
- What was the--.
- [Joe] Oh, you know what Lasercorn said?
- What?
- He just said, "Big Lebow-t Cold."
(both laugh)
- Oh, I love "About Cold."
(Joe's Jingle)
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(laughs)
(Round 4 jingle)
"In what would be a very
problematic movie today,
"a ragtag group of high
school boys really want
"to rid themselves of
their pesky virginities.
"But instead, get humiliated
at a backwater swamp bar before
"spying on Emma Stone in the
shower who coincidentally
"recently lied about losing
the old v-card in an attempt
"to artificially raise her
social standing at school."
Oh man, high school was gross!
- So the first one, I
think, is "American Pie."
Uh...
I have no idea what that second one is.
- Is this what people
are doing in high school?
God, I was doing competitive
improv, like a cool kid!
- Backwater swamp bar.
- [Joe] Think way earlier
than "American Pie."
- Okay.
- All right, I think we
can establish, "Porky's."
Right?
We got "Porky's."
"Porky's" is an easy one.
- I don't know.
(laughs)
I got nothing!
- [Joe] You want me to spray you?
- American, um, no...
"Wet Hot American Summer Nights."
- [Joe] "Wet Hot American...
Butt-hole!"
(Bidet sprays Lasercorn)
- What was it?!
(screams)
What was it?!
- The second movie is "Easy A."
- [Joe] Oh!
- Yeah, I watch my Emma Stone movies.
(laughs)
- "Porky's" is an easy one.
"Easy."
"PorkEasy A!"
- [Joe] Yeah!!!
- "The Graduate!"
"The GraduEasy A"?
That doesn't--.
(Bidet sprays Joven)
(screams)
(Joe laughs)
It was sharp!
How do they get sharper?
- Is "Porky's" problematic?
- [Joe] Ohh, yeah...
- But, it's high schoolers!
- [Joe] Dude, they...they,
yeah, what happens in that shower scene...
It was "Porky's."
- "PorkEasy A"...
(laughter)
- [Joe] "PorkEasy A."
- "PorkEasy A,"
I haven't seen that many of those movies!
- Well, no, they all hire a prostitute,
and it's like...
Aw man, yeah, no.
You're right.
As I recall this movie,
it's really problematic.
But I've always wanted
that scene, where like
me and a bunch of my friends
got to a backwater bar,
and we get into a fight.
- [Joe] Yeah?
- Noo!
- [Joe] Kevin, did you see "Easy A"?
- [Kevin] I did.
- [Joe] Did you see "Porky's"?
- [Kevin] I have not.
- This show is terrible.
(laughs)
(Round 5 jingle)
(Joe inhales)
- [Joe] "Young newlyweds
try to maintain their sanity
"and their marriage as their
dream house systematically
"and hilariously falls apart
in their cursed hometown
"in which they have
returned to do battle with
"a ravenous sewer dwelling
demon that tormented them
"in their youths."
- Okay.
Uh.
- Sounds like a rom-com,
and boy, do I know my rom-coms.
- Wait, do I have to--.
All right, I think I get it.
- You gotta say it right!
- I think I get it.
I think I got it.
Are we talking the original,
or are we talking the new one?
- And obviously, the second one is "It."
So, you know...
- Okay, so the last one is "It."
And the first one is...
- So, they're newlyweds, and
their house is falling apart.
(clears throat)
- I don't even know if this is a movie!
Is it "MoneyPIts?"
- [Joe] You gotta finish
the title of the second one!
- "Nailed It," "Break It,"
no, it's not going to be "It,"
it's going to be "Fixed Flob...we"
"Fixed It!"
(holds back laugh)
- "MoneyPIt 2?"
- [Joe] Close!
- I don't know what to say!
(Bidet sprays Lasercorn)
(laughter)
What is the sequel to "It" called?!
- I'm gonna say, "The
Money Pit: Chapter One."
(Bidet sprays Matt)
(screams)
I know it's "Money Pit"!
I was right, it's "Money Pit!"
- Son of a bitch!
(Joe laughs)
- Based on a novel by Steven King?
What do you want from me?
- [Joe] "Return to their
hometown in which they have--."
- "Chapter Two!"
(correct ding)
Chapter 2, you piece of (beep)!
I got it right!
I was right: the return, in the whole...
(trails off)
- [Joe] "Which they have
returned to do battle."
"Returned."
- Oh, it's:
"Nailed It: Chapter Two."
(Bidet sprays Joven)
(screams)
For a brief moment, I was like,
"Is there a movie called, 'Nailed It'?"
- [Joe] We'll figure it out.
- I get it.
I'm gonna win.
This counts as a win.
Kevin, if you edit this--.
(bleep)
- [Joe] Joven, it was, "The Money Pit."
- Oh, "The Money Pit:
Chapter Two."
- [Joe] "Chapter Two."
- I'm not doing as good this time around.
I...
Maybe not ashamed to you, at home,
but I'm ashamed to myself.
(Round 6 jingle)
- I know, at home, this
bathroom looks like it's big.
It's not!
- It's not very big!
- It's so tiny!
I can touch the--.
I'm touching the camera.
(Joe laughs)
- [Joe] So you've got,
you've got two.
And a half.
...you've got two.
- He got three.
- [Joe] He got--.
We'll probably--.
- Aw, thanks!
- We'll probably give it to you.
- Thanks.
- You got it.
- [Joe] "Two barely
competent humans road trip
"across country to deliver
a misplaced briefcase
"to a lady nestled away in
the snowy mountains of Aspen
"where she's starring in anew
Broadway adaptation alongside
"the writer/director who is
trying to prove he is more than
"the flighty superhero he portrayed
"on television many years ago."
- Holy crap.
Wait a second, I was so
hung up on the first one
I lost the second one.
Hold on, wait.
- Well, the greatest comedy
ever made: "Dumb and Dumber."
- Okay, it's "Dumb and Dumber."
That's set, right?
"Dumb and Dumber," the first half.
"Mer...dur She Wrote."
"Mur...
"--phy Brown."
"Mur....--."
- "Mur..."
"Dumb and Dumber"
(enunciating)
"-dman?"
"Dumb and DumBirdman?"
(both cheer)
(Joe laughs)
Sometimes sounding like an idiot,
and just saying stupid
syllables finally pays off!
- "Dumb and DumBirdman?"
- [Joe] Yeah!
- Yeah!
- [Joe] Now for bonus, what is
the extended title of Birdman?
- Oh, come on!
What?
- Ah!
Oh, I don't know the full title,
but I'm gonna give you half the title.
"Dumb and DumBirdman."
- [Joe] Yeah!
- Thank you, "Dumb and DumBirdman."
Yes!
Oh my god, and it's like the mysterious
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
whatever--.
(Bidet sprays Matt)
(screams)
- The full title:
"The Adventures of Birdman and Birdwoman."
(Bidet sprays Joven)
(screams)
"Dumb and DumBirdman or
"(The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)."
- Aw, you got the balls!
Aw!
- Joven, great job!
Thank you for playing Movie Movie Game,
and Trivia Bidet!
- I'm so happy to have
been part of this time.
- Thank you for coming, I'ma hug you
on the toilet.
- Oh this is, now you're just seeing
down the side of my butt.
That's just--.
(nods) that's butt!
- You get a hug on a toilet.
- Aw!!
I get a hug
from a man, on a toilet!
(Joe sings)
- You did a great job!
- Oh, thank you.
- Shout out where you
want people to find you.
- Oh yeah!
Check out YouTube.com/Lasercorn
or Instagram.com/thelasercorn.
Thank you guys so much for having me on,
I loved you as Mole People.
- Aw, thank you.
(laughs)
- Oh, go see Smosh Games,
YouTube.com/smoshgames,
check us out, we're doing
a bunch of wacky nonsense.
By the time this goes up, there will be
videos on the channel,
so go check it out. Boop!
- Guys.
@Thejovenshire, Instagram, Twitter,
YouTube.com/thejovenshire.
I've got a bunch of fun,
geeky stuff there that I think
you just might like.
And, I stay clothed in
99% of those videos!
- [Joe] Liar.
- 98%.
(laughs)
(game show jingle)
- [Kevin] We gave it to
Lasercorn without him saying
the chapter.
- What?!
Then I got that!
Then I got that!
- On camera, did we ever say he got four?
(laughs)
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
(game show outro jingle)
