[Kevin] I got ready before Simon
[Kevin] Simon is gay
[Simon] Kevin kill yourself
[Simon] Hang yourself
*Friends*
[Kevin] Simon can't decide
[Kevin] He's gay
[Simon] Kevin is sitting here and assumes my sexuality
[Kevin] So you're saying that we're going to Tomato town?
[Simon] YES!
I got a shotgun
[Simon] Me too
Are you punching?
[Simon] [Kevin] No
Somebody is on top of us guys
[Simon] Are you sure?
Yes
[Simon] That would be sick if...
Look at this
That's Kevin...
It was Kevin
Gas station, It's open
[Kevin] Bro we need to run
[Kevin] Sanny! I don't have any weapon
Where is he?
[Kevin] In front, west! In front of us
[Simon] Holy shit, No!
[Simon] 2 are here, 2 are.. 3!
[Kevin] Sanny, near the ramp
No! I hit that m*therf*cker
Kevin, you haven't been in any video this year. How do you feel
[Kevin] I feel like...
A new man
[Kevin] An asian
Do you remember when you got scared?
[Kevin] what?
Do you remember when you got scared
[Kevin] Scared by what?
Exactly
Here it comes
Me and Simon got a link to a jumpscare but Kevin wasn't here. We gave the link to Kevin when he came and this is his reaction. PS This is how we treat eachoter when we're not recording.
[Simon] (Bleep) Bam
Bro im recording
Don't say that
[Simon] Don't say thaaat
*Kevin comes in*
[Simon] Oh hello
[Simon] You could join without an invite, ok
[Simon] I said start counterstrike you damn bots
But come Discord
[Simon] You did not say that!
[Simon] I ask you
[Simon] Discord?
Yo, Kevin look at this
[Kevin] Shut up Sanny
Check it out
Ok, let me decide this time
Did Simon decide before or...
Yeah it was Simon that decided
[Kevin] He made us die
[Simon] but, It was Sannys fault that let me decide
[Simon] Why should we run when we can build!
I don't have that much items
[Simon] I have
Bob the builder montage then
Build it!
Oh, I almost fell
In before Kevin breaks it
[Simon] Kevin was it you? bastard
[Simon] Disgusting little shit
Kill him! No
Well this is GG
He's gonna execute us here and now. He's a women aswell
Ok, drinks in front of us too
Dude end me if you ain't reviving
[Simon] Stop moving then
We are not moving, its you thats stops reviving
What are you doing Simon wtf
You can't do that
[Simon] Wow, ok
Nice weather we got here
[Simon] I swear to God Kevin
[Simon] Kevin is having too fun
[Kevin] Its good content bro
[Simon] Ok Sanny, revive me and then we run away from him
Jalla we out
Ey do you need bandages?
[Simon] I can take his stuff now
[Simon] I am getting so much stuff bro
This is to low dude
To low...
[Kevin] Shoot him in the forehead
Ey, do you want some bandages?
I can split
Build double with the stairs just in case the break it
[Simon] There is stuff here
[Simon] Awesome
If you build it like this...
So if the break one then the whole thing won't fall
[Simon] Why not take it further and make it a tripple
Why not put some walls too
[Simon] Oh, I like the way you think
Is it you...
It legit sounds like steps
[Simon] They are here
Ok, stay here
They shouldn't built up here oh they are doing it
[Simon] No, f*cking hell
[Simon] Im superlow, ah
[Kevin] Damn noobs
It was fun while it lasted, ah we didn't die first Kevin
[Simon] Holy shit, oh pistol
Chill chill, be careful, watch out...
You should have been cool and just hide
[Simon] Im happy, 2 kills bam
[Kevin] I got a grenade and a bazooka
Ah, you little shit
No no no
[Simon] Do it!
[Kevin] F*ck you I didn't say I was gonna shot
[Kevin] Gaylord
[Simon] Shoot me then, shoot
Lets tear this place down
Ey, There's somebody that is building over there
[Simon] Im building my way to it
Are you really gonna.. Oh my lord
If someone is breaking then it's over
[Simon] No
Well...
[Simon] I used all my material
[Simon] Let's do it
We will waste to much material on this
Ah, he said
The one who almost died by not having items
[Simon] Almost and almost, I died
[Kevin] I got grenades and all
Yeah im am up
It's already looted, f*cking hell
It's already looted here
[Simon] Do you wanna die?
No
Im going to the top
[Kevin] There is a chest on the top
[Simon] wasn't it already looted?
[Kevin] No
[Kevin] It's like on the top of the mountain
[Kevin] Do you have more stuff to build with?
I have it
But I can't... ok
[Kevin] Simon can you build it along that
We are wasting so much items for one chest
[Kevin] But then we will just destroy it
What if its empty?
[Kevin] Impossible, the one I found wasn't empty
It's empty!
It's rotten for Gods sake
Look at this crap
Oh my lord
[Kevin] I destroyed the stairs down there
If we hear them then we just bam
So don't step
shh shh
Fire with the bazooka as soon as you see them
[Kevin] Im gonna die, break it open
[Simon] They are here on the roof
You shouldn't have broke it
Execute that kid
[Kevin] He's here, [Simon] He jumped down
[Kevin] I off f*cked him, eh off f*cked him?
What did you say?
No I won't heal you know chill
[Simon] Help an old man
Got him
[Kevin] Im outside
Yeah I know
Come in
A little beggar just creeping in like..
[Kevin] I thought he would f*ck you up so I jumped down
I killed both bom
[Kevin] I got one elimination
Then I downed one
There's a trap, I will take that
Somebody can get that sniper over there
I got an autosniper so you can get the AW
I can drop you some
[Kevin] I can give you
[Kevin] I dont have a sniper
Timer guys the circle is too close, Im running
[Kevin] Didn't they have any bandages
Yes, Simon found bandages
[Kevin] Did you use all of them?
They are shooting
North west
He's falling
Nah
They are running towards us, in to the house so we can fire back at them
[Kevin] Was it you guys that shot?
No
[Kevin] Hello, what are you doing?
Get in to the house
[Simon] I just keep hitting them wtf
[Simon] One should be low
I see him
I knocked him
I knocked him
[Simon] No he's close
[Kevin] Im a bush boys
[Simon] No, He was just outside
[Simon] Just outside
[Simon] They are on the roof
Huh.. Oh it's you
[Kevin] It's me in the bush
[Simon] They are still on the roof guys
Our roof?
[Simon] I need help, im about to die
Why did you go up?
[Kevin] I will destroy the roof
[Simon] I was trying to find a way in but I couldn't
[Simon] They are on the roof on top of you guys
You're dead
[Kevin] Sanny.. shit
[Kevin] You could have told us that they were on the roof stupid gay ass
[Simon] I said it like 10 times!
Little late maybe
[Kevin] Over you, over you
[Kevin] You said you were on our roof
Shut up! Please
[Kevin] He jumped down
I knocked 2 down, chill!
[Kevin] I got ready before Simon, Simon is gay
[Simon] Kevin kill yourself, hang yourself!
Outro: Lost kings ft Sabrina Carpenter - First love (Savi Remix)
