Hey, would you like to play with my toys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no
michels toyes
But you may be wondering, how are Michael's dildos, a DONG?
Well let's see,
You can watch me play with my toys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ONLINE
FUR FREE
Which means im a pedophile
That's something you can do right now. You can watch me dingle my dongler lol
RESEARCHING ONLINE RIGHT NOW GUYS
(who the fuck uses capitals in google)
wait no dont search that
fuck
a
stop
I- oh
letter y
I just don't get it, I always catch you with your weird ass fetishes wtf
THIS IS
NOT GOOD
yo wtf
imagine waking up and seeing that at the end of your bed
michaels special toy stash
Today let's clo-
HOLY SHIT HOW HE DO DAT
'cloth' our mind with
knowledge
in my basement
*overused joke*
Is that fucking minecraft shirt
i want one
lol jk that gay
It depicts Notch's model of our true world what he called the Grass Block
scoot scoot
skeet
*crashing noises*
Well shit.
toys
There is an art museum on the moon for some fucking reason.
In 19
MATURE j0KE
Wtf is this shit, is this a minecraft furry who the hell would do this this is dumb
Look at this amazing art
The thumb is covering the launch codes
In fact it's covering Andy Warhol's c00l drawing
He drew a nutsack
Turned it around and finished the tip
gay
That's it. It's just his initials. Now we shall recreate this amazing art.
wait what
yo it's a dick
lol
seinfield
crashk
Hey Vsauce, Michael here-
WHERE ARE Y'OUR'EST'EVE FINGERS?
Umm
Stop staring
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Also I am made out of Vsauce
*Michael kills himself before the cops do*
is this violence even allowed on youtube?
oof
Oh yeah, it's the dick
That's on the moon right now. So anyone who looks at the moon is basically mega gay.
