(phone rings)
- Knock knock, Bert.
- Who's there?
- Turnip.
- Turnip who?
- Do you mind if I turn
up my music? Thanks.
(rock music plays)
- Ernie, it's too loud.
Too loud, Ernie!
- What's that, Bert? I can't
hear you over this loud music.
(laughs)
- Ernie!
(Ernie sings)
- Yeah!
(phone rings)
Hey Bert, what do you say
when you meet the two-headed monster?
- Hello?
- No, Bert. Hello, hello.
(laughs)
(Bert grumbles)
- Goodbye.
I think he means goodbye, goodbye.
(laughs)
(phone rings)
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Repeat.
- Repeat who?
- Okay. Hoo.
(Ernie hoos repeatedly)
(Bert sighs)
- Okay, very funny, Ernie. Very funny.
- I'm just repeating.
(Ernie hoos repeatedly)
(Bert grumbles)
- Ernie!
(laughs)
(sighs)
Ernie has been bombarding me
with these silly jokes all day,
but I have finally got
a great one for him.
Yeah. Yeah. Shall we call him?
Yeah, let's do that.
(phone rings)
- Oh, hi there, Bert.
- Hi, Ernie. Knock knock.
- Come in.
- What? No, Ernie, you're
supposed to say, "Who's there?"
- Barry.
- Barry? No, you're not supposed to guess.
Anyway, who's Barry? Barry who?
- Bury the treasure
where no one can find it.
Arrgh, me hearties. Yo ho
ho and a bottle of milk.
(laughs)
Hey, that was a good one, Bert. See ya.
- What just happened?
(phone rings)
- Knock knock, Bert.
- Who's there, Ernie?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stop what you're doing and
let's dance. Whoo hoo, hit it!
(dance music plays)
(Ernie sings)
- I got nothing better to do.
- Yeah, there you go,
Bert. Get down. Whoo!
(laughs)
- Oh yeah!
Check this out.
- Looking good, Bert.
(laughs)
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