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What is up Dramaalert Nation? I'm your dude, Nude, with the news.
At my grandparent's house
Yeah, Keemstar asked me to host, while I was in the middle of moving, and who am I but too abide.
He also seems to pay my salary.
So if something is "off" this video, and I don't know what it could be
but it seems as though every single episode there is something that is my excuse for it.
But, for our first like eight stories. FouseyTube has gone absolutely Bonkers
First he starts off this Instagram livestream talking some some huge smack too Keemstar. Roll it.
"Y'all don't get it man. Y'all brainwashed by these false idols. Hey Keemstar
I've done so much positive shit since July 15th. I don't even know if you said shit because I don't watch
yo shit no more, but where are you reporting on that?
You had a lot of shit to report on when I was suicidal a couple of years ago
All these people who aren't even names are mentioned when I do something bad
Y'all got some shit to say. When I do something good y'all stay quiet.
We're the fuck y'all that now."
And whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa fuzzy tube socks. I'm right here. You can talk to me
Listen Fousey if it makes you feel any better
Here's me running the clip of you saying that you helped all these people and he did, he actually did, but FouseyTube
Confirms that he did help "Jose the Uber driver" as well as a few other people. Roll it.
"I parked on the side of the road right now just to get this message off man all day and night on my phone
I have people saying why don't you ever take care of 'Jose the Uber driver' like you promised.
I did. I just didn't make a Youtube video about it?
Why didn't you pay Alan, the kid you met at the beach, the six thousand dollars you promised.
I did. I just didn't make a Youtube video about it? Hey Yousef, why didn't you buy your mom a house? I did
Why don't you buy your dad a house? I did.
Hey, Yousef, why'd you kick your friend Ahmed out of your life like a bad habit?
Actually, I flew him to LA. I put him on salary. He's chasing his dreams
now, as he supported mine.
If ya'll took a second too stop trying too make me look like a bad person, and started to find the good in people
I promise you you're not gonna hate your life as much as you do man."
Okay, and while that's all nice and great and he's a very charitable person. He also talked a lot of shit on DJ Akademiks. Roll it.
"And you know what while I have the mic right now and 2,700 people are watching, 'Hey DJ Akademiks
Fuck you and your whole crew'
I hit up DJ Akademiks. The first person to talk about July 15th. Before July 15th even was July 15th
I told him I wanted him to have the inside scoop. I told it I wanted him to be at the event.
He said 'I got you brother. Let me finish filming my show.' The week leading up to July 15th
DJ Akademiks doesn't say shit. He doesn't reply to any of my DM's, any of my texts. I know he's watching every move.
I know, he's waiting to see if Drake's gonna be there.
You know when DJ Akademiks decided to open his little ass
puppet ass mouth is when my event got stopped by a bomb threat in the first story he posted was to say
'Youtuber Fousey lied about getting Drake. Check it out and check it out now running the news.' Fuck you
I'll say this your goddamn face you little hoe. I'm out this bitch. I love y'all.
Hate dies love arrives. My name is Fousey. You can call me 'Rose' the king is back."
And DJ Akademiks responded to Fousey shortly after by quoting his tweet and stating
"Dats Tuff......'
And okay if you guys haven't seen Fousey
has actually renamed himself to something a little strange.
So, he's renamed himself to 'Rose' and I don't know where he got this whole 'Rose' thing from but if it's from where I think
it's from Jack dies at the end of Titanic. For those of you who haven't seen the movie tough titties
I'm sorry, for those of you who have seen the movie you've seen
Rose's titties
That has absolutely nothing to do with FouseyTube
I just wanted to bring that up. That and I think the whole name change thing is completely ridiculous. I don't know
what the hell he's doing, but he did go on Instagram to fully
clarify just why he changed his name, and what he changed it to going on to state
"My birth name is 'Yousef Saleh Erakat 'named after prophet Yusef AS Adult Swim
My nickname is Fousey. As of July 15th the day I was reborn you can now call me 'Rose'
Inspired by the Rose that grew from the concrete showing everyone that no matter where you are
It doesn't mean you have to stay there. God has bigger plans for you as long as you 'Let Go and Let God'
Love has arrived if you meet me and call me 'Rose'
expect a hug full of love and respect and eye contact while we speak.
As children of heaven." (guy with a crown emoji)
And he posted this picture of him and what I can only presume is a homeless person and I really hope I'm not wrong about
that because it's a complete shot in the dark if you like you're someone who's not homeless. I'm very sorry.
Now if the whole name change thing in all the things that he said about Keemstar and DJ Akademiks.
If that told you anything about this man. Then maybe the fact that he's given himself
48 hours to acquire
$1,000,000 USD will it's seriously like a competition of who can make the most head ass video title
but in all seriousness
This is a video that FouseyTube uploaded, please roll it.
"What up everybody? It's your boy Fousey aka Yousef
I'm here with 'Ryan, West Coast Customs'
By the way, if you see me in the streets now, you can also call me 'Rose' because that's my new name
I just want to let y'all know that God provided me a huge opportunity
I literally got the blessing that I've been manifesting for years
The only problem is I don't got the money right now to you know, sustain it, to get it. I'm not worried
I wrote myself a check today for
$1,000,000 and I dated it for August 8th 2018
I Don't know where that money's gonna come from
but I believe that it is gonna come 1 Million dollars are gonna help me supply the next I don't know how many years of my life.
God would not have given me this opportunity if he didn't believe that this 1 Million dollars was coming. Do you believe in me?
'I believe in you
That's what we do, we hustle.' Pray for me y'all I need 1 million dollars and 48 hours pray for me."
I don't know. Okay. Listen, I don't advise drug use
I just want to know if you're on them and are not taking them or you're abusing them or you're having a mid-
Midlife crisis. Dude, what the hell is going on?
Because even for a Youtuber, this is not normal behavior
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Also in the news, Faze Banks and the rest of Clout Gang
Have been arrested may I also add not in the United States and
No, not for anything that they should really be arrested for, just illegally trespassing on foreign grounds as declared by the Country of Italy
I mean nothing really that major.
But, we have a Richard Johnson with this tweet clearing up the story
It reads 'Getting arrested in Italy, dope...
someone please help me spaghet the fuck outta here"
With girlfriend, Alissa Lilac, responding and quoting the tweet with
"Stop your wine-ing, we're all getting arrested so at least we're together"
And, I was expecting an even worse pun from RiceGum
but I'm just gonna assume they cuffed him first to save us the hassle of reading it.
And, it looks like the Italian Police Force have no regard for who these people are or what they're doing with
Banks posting this to Snapchat
Roll it.
"We're at the Italian border. Fucked, absolutely fucked
Um the car [ Burp ] Oh, sorry, excuse me. The car doesn't have plates
Still waiting."
And, it makes even more sense of what's going on when Alissa Purpdrank
also posted this on Snapchat. Roll It.
"So they are seizing our car we've been at the police station for five hours
They're towing it away. Hopefully we have it tomorrow, but we're headed to Milan right now. This sucks.
We didn't have an international driving license, which we didn't- How are we supposed to know? And then, we also
didn't have plates on our car and
This this has gotten too out of hand. I just want to go, I'm tired"
I don't even have a witty remark for this one dude that situation looks like it fucking sucks.
And, in our final story Ninja had a pretty fun way of getting to and from
Lollapalooza, a music festival for people who enjoy doing recreational drugs, Roll It.
"Can we make it to our hotel without being recognized once?
It's working, it's working
We can go anywhere it's over, it's over
Oh My God
Where it matters
'Are you guys allowed to go inside the club?'
Yeah, We can go anywhere
'Ninja!' Shit, we got made. 'Ninja!'
'Oh My God' Oh no.
'OH MY GOD. It's Ninja!'
Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
We almost had them dude. We were so close! Almost had them." [ Crowd Cheers]
This man is literally the face of a generation there really isn't any denying it anymore
There's a hoard of drunk college frat kids following this man around anywhere he goes
As well as a hoard of 12 year olds, in all seriousness
I'm just proud of you Ninja, please play Fortnite with me
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