Do you guys gamble?
They're the happiest people.
Because you know...
If you don't gamble... please start.
Because it doesn't matter
what you're betting on.
Money either comes or goes.
That's what determines your happiness.
I approached my cousin.
I asked, "Wanna gamble?"
He said, "Sure, where's the casino
in Mumbai?"
I said, "Screw that."
Grandma's in the hospital...
His reaction was, "Disgusting!"
"Who bets on such things?"
You seem fond of her,
bet on her coming back.
And I'll bet on her departing.
I felt confident
so I bet 2000 bucks.
I replaced grandma's medication
from the table with my laptop.
Grandma returned home.
Everyone was happy.
But, my cousin was happy
for different reasons.
Everyone said, "He's grandma's favourite!"
And I was... "Bastard!"
In two months
grandma got sick and was admitted to a hospital again.
This time, he approached me.
He'd tasted the sweet success
of beginner's luck.
He said, "Sumaira, I bet you 5000 bucks."
I said, "Fine."
This time I was very...
I was so confident that I took my clothes
and kept them in grandma's room.
Sold grandma's sarees...
to buy new crockery.
Got me 5000 bucks, new crockery...
This time though... grandma didn't come back.
Now, everyone was sad.
But, my cousin was sad for another reason.
The fool had lost 5000 bucks.
Everyone said, "He's grandma's favourite!"
I was thinking... "Bastard!"
