(rustling)
(adventurous music)
(crashing)
- [Reporter] Predicting F4 even F5 twister
for the entire Hunt County.
Meteorologist still
don't know what's causing
these sudden storms.
- Erin, we've gotta go!
- Daddy!
- [Reporter] We're urging
everyone to get underground
immediately, including us!
(screaming)
(lightning cracking)
(grunting)
- We should be safe here.
- Honey, the door!
- Stay here.
- Be careful daddy!
- Don't worry baby. The odds
of a twister actually ripping
open a cellar door are, well I guess
I don't really know what
those odds are, huh!
(screams)
- Daddy!
- Whoa, stay with me, just stay with me!
- Stay with me Helen!
Stay with me Helen!
- Huh?
(wind roaring)
- Look out, I left the stove on!
- Down there!
(wind roaring)
(cow mooing)
That was close.
- Where were you back there?
That was the third time
we've almost died this week!
One more and I get a free smoothie.
- Sorry just the storm and everything.
I was thinking about my dad.
- You can't bring him back Helen.
No matter how many storms ya chase.
- That's not what it's about Bill.
It's about getting to the
cause of these twisters,
so that no more baby carrots
have to see their dad sucked away.
Look, these storms seem pretty random,
but I think this last one
established a pattern, see?
(spits)
- Would you please stop
randomly spitting seeds!
- Okay!
- I didn't think that would actually work.
(spits)
Hey!
- You said to stop spitting
randomly, so I did.
Now I'm aiming them, see?
(sizzle)
- Oh, hey, Orange, would
you cut the shenanigans?
You're messing with my workout.
- Fine!
(spits)
- Yeah, and can you turn
off the blender too?
It's freaking me out.
(blender buzzing)
- But I didn't spit any
seeds at the blender?
- Oh really, then who did?
- Seriously it wasn't me, I swear!
(growling)
- Huh, he's right!
- Uh, okay, that's starting
to freak me out too.
- Don't worry, I got this!
(spits)
(roaring)
Uh oh!
- [Helen] This is where
the next twister should be.
Help me with the probes.
- Hey, what are you guys doing?
- We're storm chasers,
we think there's about
to be a tornado in here.
- What, inside?
Here?
- Yes, we don't really
know what's causing them
but your kitchen is definitely next.
Our probes here, should tell us why.
- Hey, we make it through
storm number four tonight,
and I get that free smoothie.
- Smoothie?
(roaring)
Smoothie, of course!
The tornadoes are being caused
by malfunctioning blenders!
- Well it's all been on the fritz lately.
Just started on it's own all of a sudden.
- Squash, can you unplug it?
- Oh no, it's battery powered!
(yells)
(screams)
- There's nothing we can do,
we have to get somewhere safe.
- The oven!
(bouncing)
- Steel walls, underground.
We should be pretty safe in here.
- The probes have rooted up.
If the twister picks them up,
we should have a full read out on it.
More data than anyone has ever had before.
That's it, we've got it!
I can finally analyze an entire twister.
(sizzling)
- Hey, does it seem a
little warm to anybody?
- My bad, body temperature
is still up from my workout.
- Ah crap, the oven's on.
- Well if I'm going to get baked,
at least I'm getting
baked with my friends.
- I am not getting baked, let's go.
- Well you can't go outside either.
Maybe we can ride the
storm out before we broil.
- Doesn't look like it.
Computer predicts, this one
could last a whole hour.
We'll be charred crisp by
then, wait, yes that's it!
Maybe we can jam the blender blades,
and stop them from spinning!
- With what, they're
built to slice and dice.
Game over man, game over!
- The probes, they're metal.
If we can shoot enough down the cyclone,
that should jam the blades!
But who can aim them?
(blabbering)
- Anyone else got a case of cotton mouth?
It's like an oven in here!
- Welp, you just
volunteered yourself Orange!
- Whoa, wha!
- Remember, spit as many of
those probes down as you can.
You'll only have a few
seconds before the cyclone
sucks you down into those
blades too, so be quick!
- Sounds like a challenge!
They don't call me the spittin'
citrus for nothing! (laughs)
Yum, yum.
- Did we do the right thing?
- No but it is quieter now.
(spits)
(roaring)
(clinging)
(electricity crackles)
- Ooh!
Wow!
(playful music)
- You did it orange!
Now we know how to stop the tornados!
Hey where's my truck?
(whistling)
(crashing)
- I just wish my dad
could see what we've done.
He's be so proud.
(screaming)
Daddy?
- Phew, I thought I'd
never get down from there.
Those twisters kept me spinning
in the air for 20 years.
But I knew you'd get me down baby.
- A family reunion, it's so sweet.
I, I must have something in my eye.
- Aw, that's nice.
- Agreed, they really know how to put
the care in carrots don't they?
(yelling)
My name's Orange!
- [Pear] And my name's Pear.
- [Orange] Which is a huge coincidence,
'cause I just so happen to
be an orange and he's a pear.
(giggling)
- [Pear] Yeah, har har,
welcome back everyone
to another episode of How 2!
- [Orange] This week we've got
an Orange approved question
from Pink Master who wants to know,
how to survive an alien invasion.
- [Pear] Yeah, not sure
how we're supposed to do
this episode considering aliens
haven't been discovered yet.
- [Orange] So honky they
haven't been discovered.
Step aside Pear, I got oodles
of experience with aliens.
- [Pear] You do?
- [Orange] Sure, I've been
abducted at least 10 times.
Aliens aren't aliens to me. (laughs)
- [Pear] Wow that actually explains a lot!
- [Orange] So the most
important thing to remember is,
if you see an alien, don't freak out.
At least, not right away anyway.
(laughing)
(groans)
Step one, before you freak out,
see if they're friendly.
Lots of aliens are friendly.
They just wanna poke you a
bit or get some cotton swabs
of your saliva, or look at
you with their mirrored eyes.
You know, the usual stuff.
- [Pear] I most certainly do not know.
- [Orange] All right, I keep forgetting
you're completely ignorant about aliens.
The friendly ones, are usually just here
for scientific research.
All you gotta do, is lay back, relax,
and let 'em shoot lasers at ya.
(laughs)
- [Pear] Wait, wait, wait, lasers?
- [Orange] Oh yeah, lot of lasers.
- [Pear] And these are the friendly ones?
- [Orange] Mm-hm, but they're not
all friendly believe you me.
- [Pear] Um, so, what do you
do if they're not friendly?
- [Orange] Step two, if
they're not friendly,
fight back with everything you got!
I'm talking karate, TNT,
kicks, punches, TNT,
spitting seeds, TNT and finally TNT.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Pear] That seems like a
disproportionate amount of TNT.
- [Orange] Nah, it doesn't matter anyways,
'cause they got lasers!
And the unfriendly ones
got really big lasers!
- [Pear] Whoa, wah, so what
are you supposed to ah,
do, if they have massive lasers, ah,
that can completely destroy us all?
- [Orange] Step three, if
you can't beat 'em, join em.
I recommend a good costume.
Be sure to spring for the mirrored eyes
and the more tentacles the better.
Aw man, these guys are always
falling for the big tentacles.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Okay, I got the tentacles!
- [Orange] Oh and dunking
yourself in onion juice is
good too 'cause they
kind of smell like that.
(grunting)
(splashing)
- [Pear] I got it, so, am I safe now?
Are the aliens gonna kill me?
- [Orange] One last step,
you just have to read
this piece of paper out loud.
- [Pear] Orange totally got me.
(laughs)
- [Orange] Totally got ya Pear!
- [Pear] What the!
- [Orange] I can't
believe you fell for it!
- [Marshmellow] Yay, it was all a prank.
I love pranks, he, he.
- [Pear] Are you serious right now?
(laughing)
- [Orange] Silly Pear, aliens aren't real.
- [Pear] So this was all fake?
The spaceship, the aliens, the lasers?
- [Orange] Yup.
- [Apple] Well, almost,
the lasers were real.
We're gonna have to return
these babies, ah, look out!
- [Marshmallow] The laser beam is
bouncing off the mirrored eyes!
(booming)
(screaming)
- Come one, hurry up, hurry up over there.
We don't have much time.
- Hey, what's the rush?
- Yeah, why all the pep
in your step? (laughs)
- Don't you know the
end of days is upon us?
Why aren't you packed?
You've got to get to your bunker
if you're going to survive.
- Bunker, we don't have a bunker?
- Then you are doomed, the first omen
of the Prophecy is already upon us.
(bouncing)
(crashing)
- Orange, we've gotta
get into that bunker!
(yelling)
(metal clanging)
- Ow, right in my mind rind. (laughs)
- Uh, okay fine, you guys can come in.
Just no more bad jokes okay?
- No promises!
(bouncing)
(suspenseful music)
- We have some new friends!
- Bunker buddies, I've
always wanted bunker buddies!
(laughs) Bunker buddies!
- Yo, stop saying bunker buddies.
- Bunker bubbies.
- Stop saying bunker bubbies too!
- (laughs) Bubbies isn't a word silly.
(growling)
- Enough, if our friends
wish to stay with us,
they must learn of, The Prophecy.
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- Um, okay?
- It says here, the end of days
shall be proceeded by darkness and wind.
- Yeah doesn't every
day end with darkness.
It's called night.
- Yeah, and isn't there wind passing
through the kitchen everyday too?
It's called
(farts).
(laughs)
- Not my Prophecy.
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- The Prophecy!
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- Okay that's enough!
- The Prophecy!
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- The Prophesay hey, hey, hey!
- Stop saying The Prophecy!
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- Ugh.
(record scratches)
(laughs)
My word, it's you, you're the annoyer!
- [Both] The Annoyer!
- Okay what is the deal with this?
Is there like, a list of
phrases that must be repeated?
- [Both] Must be repeated!
- Silence everyone, the
third omen speaks of,
a bright and spherical being.
One whose annoyance is unmatched.
And this Annoyer shall
proceed, the fourth omen.
(gasping)
- The fourth omen, what's the fourth omen?
- The end of the entire kitchen!
- And what's the fifth omen?
- Dufus, there's literally nothing
after the end of the kitchen.
Ah, you are so annoying!
Oh, I suppose that's precisely the--
- Point?
- Yes, the point!
- No, the point!
(gasping)
(screams)
- Well, how do you explain
that, huh, we all survived.
- I, well I guess it wasn't the end
of the kitchen after all.
Perhaps I misinterpreted the Prophecy.
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- For goodness sakes,
stop saying The Prophecy!
- The Prophecy?
- The Prophecy.
- [Both] The Prophecy!
- Ah great, looks like they're
in a Prophecy loop again.
We should get out of
here, this'll be a while.
- The Prophecy.
- The Prophecy?
- The Prophecy.
- The Prophecy!
- The Pro.
(crashing)
(mysterious music)
- [Orange] Hey fruit lovers,
try not to quake in your boots,
but I shudder to think how
this episode is going to rock!
- [Pear] That's right, strap in folks,
'cause today Kc Louk wants to know,
how to survive an earthquake.
- [Orange] Nice, way to shake
it up with that question Kc.
- [Pear] Now everyone should know
how to prep for an earthquake
and that means being
prepared ahead of time.
Step one, before the big one hits,
take the time to make an earthquake kit.
- [Orange] That's right!
- [Pear] It should include
all of the absolute
essentials water, food.
- [Orange] pictures of your dog.
- [Pear] Some cash.
- [Orange] A DVD of Tango and Cash.
- [Pear] A first aid kit.
- [Orange] K.I.T. from Nightrider.
- [Pear] Orange!
- [Orange] Oh, good idea, put
me in your earthquake kit,
you'll definitely want me around (laughs).
- [Pear] That's not what I mean!
I'm yelling at you because
you're putting nonessential items
in our earthquake kit.
- [Orange] Whatchu talkin 'bout!
Pictures of my dog are
very, very important to me.
- [Pear] Dude, you don't even have a dog.
- [Orange] But I, pictures
of my neighbors dog
are very important to me.
- [Pear] Ugh, whatever dude.
Pack your earthquake
kit however you'd like.
Just don't come crying to me
when you run out of medical supplies!
- [Orange] And you better
not come crying to me
when you run out of Slurpee!
(slurps)
Ice cream headache! (laughs)
- [Pear] Dude, that looks disgusting!
- [Orange] But it tastes like heaven!
- [Pear] Moving on, step
two, when an earthquake hits,
stay near walls, under heavy furniture,
or stand in a doorway.
- [Orange] You might
also want to make noises
while the ground is shaking.
- [Pear] Why is that?
- [Orange] Because your
voice sounds super funny
when you're vibrating, duh!
Luke, I am your father! (laughs)
- [Pear] Ugh, step three,
when the earthquake ends,
don't try to use elevators,
stay out of damaged buildings
and whatever you do, do not light matches.
- [Orange] Aw, why not?
- [Pear] There might be broken gas lines
because of the earthquake.
- [Orange] Ah, good point, good point,
you're absolutely right!
There might be gas in the air!
(farts)
- Well here goes nothing, woo hoo!
- Whoa, nice air Pear! (laughs)
- That was so cool!
- Sledding impresses you, does it Passion?
Well feast your eyes on this, no hands!
- No hands, oh my gosh!
- Yes, it's a sensational thing, flying!
And that's why they call
me, the sled hammer.
- Are you gonna go with no hands, Orange?
- Nope, I'm gonna do something
even cooler, no sled!
(laughs)
- Oh no, Orange!
- Snow far, snow good! (laughs)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, Orange really ate it!
- Nonsense, it looks like he's
having a ball, he, he, he.
- They see my rolling, they
hating, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(yells)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- He's not slowing down!
(screams)
- Oh well, sure it can't get any worse.
- Thanks for doing this
family photo everybody.
Now that we're arranged
shortest to tallest,
everybody say, trees!
- Watch out, incoming!
(yells)
These guys are a real pine in my side.
(laughs)
(horn honks)
- Ah, traffic is the worst!
- [Orange] Sorry, whoops, looks like
I've got a crush on you.
- Nice, thanks mysterious
Juggernaut snowball.
(engine revving)
- And with enough effort and hard work,
someday you guys could be just like me.
- Oh!
- Whoa.
- So big!
(yelling)
- [Orange] Whoa, my bad, sorry!
- And to your right, you'll see
the majestic rocky mountain.
- [Orange] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Sike!
- And if you look to your left,
you'll see the great wall of China.
- [Orange] Whoa!
(record scratches)
- Um, I've seen greater walls
than this in my living room.
- Zing!
- Huh, mm, hey Moon, I've
got this pain on my back,
you mind taking a look?
- I do not see anything.
- Huh, must be nothing.
- No dude, I mean, I
don't see anything there.
You're missing a few continents.
(groaning)
- What's happening to me,
what's happening to, ah.
- [Orange] Don't worry Moon,
there's space for one more!
Orange and Pear, Orange and Pear,
best friends forever and
they share underwear.
- [Pear] Okay, none of that is true.
- [Orange] Welcome back fruitytoots.
Underwear sharing BFFS,
Orange and Pear here with
another episode of How 2!
- [Pear] This week,
NyanSheep wants to know,
how 2 survive a tornado.
- [Orange] Great question
NyanSheep, and an equally great
screen name if I do
say so myself. (laughs)
- [Pear] Please don't do the song.
(playful music)
- [Pear] Moving on.
Okay, step one, listen for tornado sirens.
- [Orange] That's right,
if tornadoes are common
in your area, your town probably has
tornado sirens that sound like this.
We, you, we, you--
- [Pear] Orange, Orange,
please please stop.
That doesn't even sound
like a tornado siren.
- [Orange] Ah sorry
sorry, let me try again.
E you, e you, e you.
(record scratches)
- [Pear] I meant no as in please stop.
- [Orange] Tell me my tornado
sirens sound accurate.
- [Pear] No.
(yelling)
Okay, okay, okay, okay
fine, very, very accurate.
- [Orange] Thank you. (laughs)
Step two, when a tornado arrives,
make sure you've made your
way into the storm cellar.
- [Pear] That's right, a storm cellar can
protect you from the violent weather,
while you and your loved ones
remain safe and sound underground.
- [Orange] Safe and sound
underground, that rhymes!
- [Pear] Very good Orange,
here's a gold star!
- [Orange] Thank you
and for you, a TNT star.
- [Pear] Ah, ah, get that
away from me, step three,
once a tornado has passed,
come out of the storm cellar
and help others who might need it.
- [Orange] That's right,
a lot of people might
need help with their
homework after the tornado
blew their textbooks away.
- [Pear] That's not exactly what I meant.
- [Orange] People might also
need help with their hair
after the tornado messed
up their sweet do.
- [Pear] Orange could you please just
stay on topic for once.
- [Orange] I'm sorry, I apologize.
- [Pear] Thank you, now can we--
- [Orange] I got you a gift,
because I'm sorry, Pear.
- [Pear] Aright, but if it's
a stick of TNT, I swear.
- [Orange] It's not a
stick of TNT, I promise.
- [Pear] You promise?
- [Orang] Yes, I wouldn't
give you a stick of TNT Pear.
- [Pear] All right.
- Nah, my underwear sharing
BFF deserves a TNT star!
(yells)
Hey what's happening?
Why is it happening right in
the middle of my bubble bath?
- It's a tornado siren,
quick, turn on the news!
- An F5 tornado is cutting
its way through the city,
and it could be headed for the kitchen,
with more, we go to
Pineapple in the field.
- Thanks Tom, not really
sure I should be out here.
Ow, I guess this is what wins Emmys.
- What do you see
Pineapple, what's going on?
- Well, the tornado was super huge,
it's changing course at random, and, oh,
it appears to be heading towards, oh my!
- Pineapple, what is it?
- It just took out a knife factory Tom!
Oh this is bad, I gotta get out of here!
- Stay strong Pineapple, we
need you covering this tornado.
- This is no tornado, Tom.
It's picked up hundreds
possibly thousands of knives
from the factory it just wrecked.
We're dealing with a
full blown, knifenado.
- And now, we go to Byron with sports.
- Uh thanks Tom, the
Cleveland Browns like suck.
- Oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, you heard him!
That knifenado could be here any minute.
What do we do?
What do we (mumbles) what do we do?
- Everyone relax, we have a tornado cellar
for this exact type of situation.
- Whoa really, phew, that's a relief.
- You sound surprised Orange.
- Sure am, I thought there was no way
we'd have the foresight
to make a tornado cellar.
I figured we'd blow it for sure.
(laughs)
- Orange, last year we tasked
you with building the cellar.
- Um what?
- You didn't build the tornado shelter?
Where did all the money we gave you go?
- Definitely not towards
these sweet kicks and chains.
- You don't have feet or a neck!
- [Pear] Guys I hate to
break this up but, knifenado!
(screams)
- Pear, look out for that
knife and that knife!
And that knife, and that other
knife, and that knife there!
- Orange, there are knives everywhere!
(yelling)
- Oh, who wants to knife limbo with me?
How low can you go?
How low can you go? (laughs)
- Now is not the time for it!
- Little Apple can't
participate the limbo contest.
That would be cheating. (laughs)
- Guys, don't look now but I
think the knifenado is headed
for another factory!
- Hopefully not another knife factory.
- Worse, it's a--
- Squash factory!
(groaning)
- This is too much, how can I avoid
all these knives and all these squashes?
- We're headed for another
factory, it's a, TNT factory!
(crashing)
- Now these are just getting ridiculous.
- Nobody touch the TNT.
Also make sure none of the
knives touch any of the TNT.
None of the squashes either!
- This is exhausting.
- Bad news guys, I think the
knifenado is taking us towards
yet another factory and
this one's a real doozy.
(crashing)
- An orange factory, oh come on!
- Hey!
Hey!
- Yes, what do you want?
- Hey!
- I heard you, what do you want?
- Watch what I can do!
(babbles)
(growling)
Hey, hey, what rhymes with
tornado and is full of knives?
- Um probably a knifenado?
- Nope, a Julius Caesarnado.
(laughs)
(groans)
(laughs) Aw man, that's good.
- At this point, I kind of wish
a knife would hit a stick of TNT.
- A crane, the knifenado's dissipating.
We made it through!
(crashing)
(yells)
- We made it!
- Oh, oh.
Let's celebrate by touching
this knife to this TNT!
- [All] No!
- How do you do, it's time for How 2!
- [Pear] This week, Natasha wants to know,
how 2 survive a fire.
- [Orange] Fire, now this
is my kind of question.
- [Pear] Put the matches away dude.
This episode is all about fire safety.
Now, if there's ever a fire in your house,
the first thing to
remember is that your life
is way more important
than any of your stuff.
- [Orange] Well, except for the TNT bear.
- [Pear] No, your life is more important
than anything you own.
- [Orange] But TNT bear is my best friend.
- [Pear] No it isn't,
you just made him up.
Besides, I'm your best friend.
- [Orange] I knew it, I
finally got you to admit it!
(laughing)
- [Pear] Anyways, if there's a fire,
you should immediately
get out of your house.
You might not be able to use the door,
so you can climb out of the window.
- [Orange] Or, burst through the wall,
like the Kool-Aid man.
- [Kool-Aide] Oh yeah!
- [Pear] Orange!
- [Orange] (laughs) I'm
just kidding, sort of.
- [Pear] If there's smoke in the house,
stay low to the ground.
Smoke rises, so there's more
breathable air near the floor.
- [Orange] Personally, I
like to crawl on the floor,
even when there's not smoke in my house.
I like to pretend I'm a worm.
- [Pear] Too much info dude.
- [Orange] TNT bear doesn't
judge my worm fetish.
- [Pear] Why do you even have
a teddy bear made out of TNT?
You know what, never mind.
- Somebody's jealous.
- Shut up.
All right, once your outside
a safe distance from the fire,
call 911 right away.
- [Orange] Okay what's the number for 911?
- [Pear] It's 911 dude.
- [Orange] Right, but
what's their phone number?
- [Pear] I'm telling you, it's 911!
- [Orange] Nevermind, I'll
just ask TNT bear later.
(groans)
- [Pear] When the firemen show up,
stay back and let them do their job.
If there's a pet inside of the house--
- [Orange] Or a TNT bear--
- [Pear] Leave it to the
firefighters to go in after it.
They're trained
specifically for this very,
very dangerous type of work.
- [Orange] Thanks Pear, this
has been really helpful!
- [Pear] Well good, I'm glad to hear it.
- [Orange] I'm gonna go try out the things
you taught me right now.
- [Pear] What, no dude.
You have to wait until a fire happens.
- [Orange] Oh, I guess we
shouldn't have told TNT bear.
- What the!
- TNT bear!
(yells)
(playful music)
