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 The headmaster was kind
enough to seat me the mic
for this morning's lesson.
And I'm here to give you
a little bit about what
the school has been holding
back from you, the god damn
truth about Darwin,
scarcity, and the world
you actually live in.
It's not the warm swaddled
place your headmaster and your
parents have told you about.
It's populated by people like
me, who will tear you apart.
Nature didn't select me.
I selected myself by
harnessing my nature.
My son wasn't pulling a prank.
He was trying to earn.
And if he broke
the school's code,
it's because the code is wrong.
I asked him to go against
the DNA, which is telling
each of you to be greedy.
Yes, be hungry,
subjugate, and conquer,
because that's who we are.
That's what we are.
Capitalism harnesses that better
than any other economic model
on earth.
Everything we have is because of
capitalism, because someone had
an incentive to
get up off his ass,
to out invent, to out earn,
yes, and to subjugate others
less capable, less intelligent,
less ambitious, less lucky,
to make those capitalistic
dreams come true.
You know what I'm talking
about, Headmaster Castle?
It's a dirty secret you
may not want to hear,
but you fucking love the result.
As will you, soon enough.
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