 
((the screen is black as the words upon the backdrop read in white letters "Universal Saviors III", just as Blorg's voice begins to speak))

Blorg: "There was a time when I was a dapper young man." ((smaller white letters appear under the title, reading 'A Writ to Forget' as the words hang for only 4 seconds, with the letters dissolving and the screen remaining black))((cartoon circle opens against the black backdrop, small then to large and fully opening, to a pair of mantis legs and pulls upwards. Beginning with the legs, up to the thorax, abdomen, and finally to the head and antennae. Blorg's face now shown, with a large sum of hair, in the form of a pompadour, with a wing in the back. He stands erect, and confident, his mandibles resting on the lapels of a coat that isn't there, as he turns to his left and the shot zooms outwards to a floor of a court room within the realm of Universal Law. The judge is a large NO , who resembles a large gorilla, and is named JUDGNZT and is wearing a blue robe and staring across the court, and many in the jury box are either wizards or animals resembling those of mythical origins. He points one time as the narration continues)) "Zealous perhaps, and exuberant, but a man. A law man." ((smashcut to the judge's gavel, that is actually a giant claw hammer, wooden stock and a silver claw and hammer-head, smashes upon the sounding board, the circle of wood to echo the hammer's effect through the courtroom, the gavel belting "ACQUITTED!" (((subtitles below))) Another following of a eagle's claw, connected to JUDGLEGLEGLBB, talons wrapped around a blue hammer, slamming down upon the sounding board, echoing "DISMISSED", and a third that is a human skeleton's hand, holding a gold hammer, tapping gently the sounding board which echoes ever so slightly "DENIED.")) "And I was the best up and coming." ((smashcut to a still shot of Blorg pointing at all of you, black and white newspaper article, front page, reading in large letters at the top, blazing "BLORG, THE LAW OF LAWS!")) "Why, ((chuckling)), there was a time when even Evil Jesus asked me a thing or two." ((smashcut, to six clinking glasses of a dark blue liquid chiming, and then receding in each direction))((smashcut to Blorg, torso and above shown, facing to the right of the shot with a champagne glass in his right upper leg, as he sips on the liquid and peers to the left off camera, the neon sign of Martini's Chambers in the background backwards humming 'THERESHEZZZZIZ"))((smashcut to Blorg P.O.V., seeing the end of a bar, with a female mantis approaching, expressing attraction in a way that only manti can interpret)) "And that's around the time things changed. When she walked right through my door." ((The background morphs quickly to his office in Universal Law, as she steadily approaches.)) "It was to my office, and she wasn't in distress." ((The background morphs once more to an outdoor BBQ, with many human beings standing around and drinking out of brown and blue bottles, she continues to approach)) "And there she was again,-" ((background morphs once more to the line to a cinema, outdoors, with all standing in line various wizards and small mammals, the shot facing towards the ticketbooth shown to the right of the shot and up against the cinema's wall, the female mantis almost to the lens of the camera)) "-and again!" ((smashcut to Blorg, staring off to the left, his right foreleg dropping the champagne glass, as he stands rigid, timid, and paralyzed)) "Times were a man of law was sought after" ((smashcut bird's eye view of Blorg in bed, covers white sheets with blue blanket up past his abdomen, a cigarette in his grasp as beside him to his left were the feet of the lady mantis.)) "-, beloved." ((sliding downwards, to reveal the lady mantis on the opposing end, smoking a cigarette, to his feet's left, staring in his direction)) "Maybe it was the newsreels," ((smashcut to a bouquet of flowers, wrapped blue yarn, in the center of the shot)) "-or the flying newspapers that tended to scream my name all around the skies of the Law." ((a mantis's hand peels back flowers, all blue and red, to reveal a card, that simply reads, BLORG, followed by I'm great.))((smashcut to the lady's mantis's face, the flowers in front of her mouth, as he eyes level in the direction of the shot, though past, and her eyelids sultry and demanding)) "She was smitten and I-" ((smashcut to Blorg, through windshield shot driving a convertible with a moving background of an Italian cliffscape, and the winding road to match, drives in a convertible with longer hair, and sunglasses, a scarf wrapped around his throat and wearing driving gloves and a matching coat, confident smirk)) "-I was the best the law could get." ((There is a buzz sound, and Blorg shakes back to reality, he ascends in the shot, standing up, and walking off the 'moving' vehicle, the shot following as he steps down from the 'vehicle'))((smashcut to facing the 'vehicle', a moving ride of a convertible, with a slot beside reading 7SASAYD , with the background fuzzing out of view. Finished with the ride and the costume which he lays beside the ride in a container that reads 'Please do not keep Costumes', he begins to walk to the right of the shot in the direction of a cawing flying newspaper))

Blorg: "And then, something went wrong." ((Blorg walks to the left of the shot, away from the Confidence Thrill Ride, when the flying newspaper pursues him from the right of shot, cawing angrily. It squwaks " AABBZAY " which sounds like " ZA " over and over again, and creeps up next to the mantis))((smashcut, to Blorg facing the left of the shot, as the newspaper beings to close in, ZA 'ing right next to him, compelling him to look. He takes the hovering information, and holds it still before him, his expression becoming different and surprised)) "It had to do with me, she said, and only me." ((smashcut to Blorg P.O.V., the newspaper wriggling in his grasp, ZA 'ing, titled ' THE UNIVERSAL TIMEZ ' with the main headline reading " BLORGZDEE " (((Translation: " BLORG : WHATHAPPENED2U ")))((smashcut previous to Blorg looking back off the page, a dejected expression, as the newspaper caws " GAH GAH " repeating, until it wriggles free, with a moment later, without Blorg noticing, his hair does the same, emitting a sound of " YEEEEH " in a tone of a disinterested male, off the camera in the direction of the right of shot. Blorg merely blinks twice)) "I went back to my job, my life,-" ((zooms into Blorg's face, a light green filling the screen)) "-and I never looked back. Never wanted to,-" ((begins to zoom out, revealing Blorg's left leg, holding a brown manila envelope, contrasting to a tabletop, light brown wood, bundled, sitting idle on the tabletop as Blorg's leg is removed and departs to the top of the shot)) "until this came in the mail."

Jesus: ((a white robed hand enters the shot, right hand, removes the bundle in the direction of the base of the shot)) "Well, let me see tha-" ((smashcut to Jesus, seated at the table facing the shot, holding the bundle in his hand, looking at the top of the pages)) "whoa- It's definitely an annulment." ((makes an awkward expression, reviewing the first few pages of the total annulment)) "Kind of thick too."

Blorg: ((smashcut to Blorg, haggard and unclean, manic and untamed madness, seated across from the shot, a door behind him to the shot's right, slamming both sets of legs upon the talbe in a frenzy)) "She wants it all, she wants IT ALL J! She's gonna take it all!" ((desperation in his eyes, his future, integrity, on the line, and on hold so to speak, awaiting Jesus's response))

Jesus: ((smashcut previous, to Jesus, looking at the documents, intrigued, but skeptical, a rarity for the son of God. The bundle also has changed color, from brown to blue and yellow, yet both haven't noticed.)) "But it says married, Blorg. Married." I don't remember you being attached-" ((smashcut to Blorg close up, face wrinkled in confusion and terror, Jesus's voice continues)) "-to...well...anyone."

Blorg: ((Blorg's expression now that of pure unabashed shame)) "I have a confession. I'm not sure if I was or not." ((smashcut to Jesus, astonished, blinking three times at the shot.))

Evil Jesus: ((shot steady, slides into shot from behind Jesus, to the left of shot, in the direction of a kitchenette with a coffee pot brewing. The camera slides to follow him to the left)) "Ah the life of a litigator. I'm alive, she left, I was born wearing pants." ((He begins to pour himself a cup of good morning America in a nearby mug he picks up. There's sugar, cream, Sweet and Low, Splenda, that kiosk has got it all!))

Jesus:((smashcut previous, Jesus seated at table overlooking documents, the envelope is now completely yellow)) "It doesn't say anything about the specifics of your marriage. There's no notorized license, except for a sticky note with your name attached. There's numerous receipts that show you purchased nothing, yet are fiscally liable. And there's a small tennis shoes inside the folder all this came in! See? Look for yourself!" ((Jesus dumps out the remainder of the contents onto the tabletop, producing a red and blue shoe, tied in knows that never end and writhe together, repeating, with the knots squeaking : " yyyyEEEEaaaa " , and four other pages all covered with yellow lines, and are the color blue)) " I don't see why you are really even worried." ((smashcut to Blorg, eyes darting in terror)) "Ethics withstanding, you'd probably win this in court yourself in record time."

Blorg: "Read the stationary of the opposing litigator"

Jesus:((smashcut previous, picks up the yellow page at the front of the bundle, scrutinizes the summonNA)) "The office of NANACC , I've never heard of this office"

Evil Jesus:((voice)) "She said pants were in your honor!" ((chuckles)) "I've heard 'em all."

Jesus:((looks at shot towards camera, slight concern)) "Should I be worried at all?"

Blorg:((smashcut to Blorg, close up, showing above tabletop, beginning to hyperventilate, his abdomen getting larger with each breath. The sound of his heart beating overtakes the shot, each thump resonating with a " SHAY " sound outward, and a " VAY " sound inward. Jesus's voice is heard saying "Blorg" aloud one time, and then two more times echoing as Blorg begins to tip back in his chair, and falls backward out of shot))

((smashcut to P.O.V. of Blorg, eyes blinking, shows Jesus kneeling over the shot, with Evil Jesus sipping from a mug comfortably eyeing the ongoing miracle work of his twin.))

Blorg:((voice)) "Am I dead?"

Jesus:((shakes head)) "You can't DI "

((smashcut to Blorg, close up, facing the shot, lying on his back, the black and white squares of linoleum the backdrop))

Jesus:((voice)) "You're EE7 "

Blorg:((eyes slimming in affirmation)) "Right."

Evil Jesus:((voice)) "When she said, she did." ((smashcut to Evil Jesus standing, facing right of shot))((laughs)) "I didn't even TRY."

((smashcut wide, Blorg being helped up by Jesus, as Evil Jesus stands to the right, holding his cup of inspiration, as Jesus tries to reassure an already unstable and dazed Blorg))

Jesus: "Are you alright? I've never seen you so flush and so weak all at the same time. If not ever!"

Blorg: "I'll be fine" ((brushing himself off)) "I just never expected" ((begins to show symptoms of dizziness again, Jesus braces him from falling, as Evil Jesus stares comfortably))

Jesus: "What is it Blorg? What's wrong?"

Blorg: "It's- another memory" ((shot begins to slide upward to the tips of Blorg's antennae, against the white wall of the conference room. The shot hangs but for one second, to descend back downwards, revealing a very much younger Blorg and torso, AND more eager in the facial department. He has two blotches of red on his face, and his hair is tied in a ponytail. He wears a smaller red tie around his neck. He stands facing the shot, determined and stoic, and holding a brown manila envelope under his right arms. There is the sound of a ding)) "from when I was a younger man." ((smashcut behind Blorg, as the doors before him open, and the shot remains steady as he walks forward then turning right, as the shot suddenly zooms forward into the direction of a yellow plated sign, with an arrow pointing to the right beneath, the heading reading LAWOF7DADASA )) "I was a junior prosecutor." ((smashcut to the double doors inside of a courtroom, lightly opening, as Blorg sheepishly enters through the one closest to the left of the shot)) "Just a graduate of law back then." ((smashcut wide, to a skewed shot facing downwards, revealing Blorg seated to the left of the courtroom, facing towards the judge's pulpit, a large hammer with wings presiding)) "I never forgot the case." ((smashcut to facing Blorg's opponent's client, a blue wizard wearing a neckbrace, wearing a light blue robe with a gray beard, seated and pouting, glaring to his right, sliding camera left, blurring to the right of the courtroom)) "A simple bump and tap," ((sliding ceases, shows a gray bearded yellow robed wizard, arms crossed, angrily staring forward past the shot.)) "One wizard's word against another." ((smashcut to Blorg, seated, young and eager, looking to his left, with his expression becoming far more terrified in appearance)) "And I never forgot" ((smashcut and zoom to a GIGANTIC Blue and Green Catepillar, that takes up one half of the courtroom, that had gone previously unnoticed))((gulps)) "H-iiiim."

Jesus: "Who is that?" ((Catepillar looks right at shot, stares into our souls, seeing nothing but guilt))

Blorg: ((smashcut to previous, Blorg, young and now intimidated, eyes darting left to right)) "One of the ruthless tyrants of law." ((smashcut previous, to CATJACK 's face and body getting closer and closer at the camera, the camera REMAINING still and not attempting to move fear of being attacked)) "A lupine of litigation." ((smashcut side view of Blorg))" CATJACK " ((CATJACK'S head now entering the shot from the right of shot, as well as his body, crossing over the aisle of the courtroom, and extending deep into Blorg's side, analyzing him, and studying him intently)) "He was famous the DA over for never even trying to LLE ." ((Blorg shrinking back as CATJACK 's entire body seems to overtake the entire shot. Even those in the seats behind are intimidated and reel backward in fright)) "I never knew what to expect until I was given the task of cross examination. "((the voice of CATJACK 's legal aid's voice heard))

Voice: " YURWITTEEEENES " ((As CATJACK's head and body reel back from the shot))

((the sound of Blorg rising slowly out of his chair, against the complete silence of the courtroom, creates a screech that can be heard as:))

Blorg's Chair: " YYYYIIIIKKKKEEEESSSS " ((speaking in CRCRRRREEEEAKAKAKAK , as Blorg fully rises out of the shot, and takes steps to the left around the table off camera))((As he approaches the witness box, each of his steps echoes))

((smashcut to Blorg slowly approaching the witness box, over the shoulder facing towards Blorg, the entire courtroom near silent, aside from Blorg's slow steps to reach the witness box.))

((smashcut to the witness bench, a small blue and green goblin, short in height, two fangs, two horns, seated, staring past shot to the right of the camera))

((smashcut to the left desk, Blorg's legal AACB the GR8APE , a gigantic man made of green gold, staring past shot, the yellow wizard to his right, seated beside the empty chair vacated by Blorg.))

((smashcut to Blorg's opponent's desk, CATJACK , riding high above the court, his furious gaze looking downward from near top of the vaulted courtroom ceiling, his body curled around the desk and chairs of almost the entire courtroom. All the while Blorg's echoing footfalls continue))

((smashcut to over the shoulder, the goblin witness, facing Blorg, as his steps come to a halt.))

Blorg: ((clears throat))((voice cracking)) " SYNCNC as you are known, have you ever SANAAAABBEEDI – "

CATJACK :((smashcut close up, furious rage))((begins to pour forward into the shot at the camera, bellowing))((only in B )) " ((smashcut to Blorg, a towering shadow of CATJACK looming over head.)) " DAAAABCCCBDEDADADASANANANANADA " ((smashcut to CATJACK'S face close up right up to the camera lens, drooling and spitting in anger)) " SABZBZEDEDEIAACAACB666DEDEIIIBDEEDASAVYVY1 " ((smashcut to Blorg's right side of face, as CATJACK is right up in Blorg's face, twitching and shuddering in madness at his opponent)) " NANANADISASASANANASAZAZASAKEZSASAVYVY666 " ((smashcut previous, to CATJACK reeling backwards back towards his side of the courtroom, pulling back completely and receding out of the shot))

JUDGDGINGYEA:((smashcut to the judge's pulpit, skew shot facing to the right of the high wooden vantage point, the judge a flying hammer, mallet in shape, with two angel wings fluttering at either side of the mallet's head, speaking in a tone of a HI pitched YZTTBBYAYSAY .)) " DASASANAY " ((speaking in Z))((Translation: " UCANTTLKUSAYIMGUGUNANASMASHUMUM " ))((smashes self down upon the sounding block, enraged and not interested in anything legal after that moment)) "BACKSHATBATDAT " ((speaking in Z))((Translation: " NOMORTLKINGTHIISGONE " ))

Blorg:((smashcut close up, Blorg's young face crushed in sadness, as JUDGDGINGYEA 's voice can still be heard, speaking in Z )) " HIHIDADASAKEZAZAZASAYDADA " ((Translation: " GETOWTGTOWTNOWIHATEIHATEITAAALLLL " ))((shot zooming in slowly as Blorg's mature voice is now heard)) "One rookie mistake, and I blew it. I never even SAW3A coming. I never got over it, and I never want to. That day I swore to never lose a case."

Evil Jesus:((voice)) "You've done OK ." ((Blorg's expression wanes in confidence, as his ponytail attempts to fly away, in vain, as he catches it before it can escape, and sets it straight upon his head as the camera begins to rise towards his antennae.))

Blorg:((voice)) "I never got another chance against CATJACK , and now-" ((antennae begin to twitch horribly, as the shot slides down, revealing Blorg's face trembling)) "he's coming HERE WITH HERDA !" ((begins to sob uncontrollably, head in all four of his hands, Jesus's arm off camera from right of shot consoling him))

Jesus:((voice)) "Well maybe this is your second chance." ((smashcut to Jesus, right arm out of shot towards camera, with Evil Jesus standing to his right, looking at the shot, comfortable)) "These allegations don't seem to have merit Blorg, and for all the time I've known you, I never took you as the type to-" ((clears throat)) be settled." ((Evil Jesus's eyes dart, his smile widening in Blorg's direction))

Evil Jesus: "Sexual misconduct Mr. Blorg?" ((chuckles, begins to sip coffee))

Jesus: "No it's an annulment of marriage." ((smashcut close up of Evil Jesus, sipping coffee eyes wide))

Evil Jesus:((smashcut close up of Blorg, coffee being spewed all over his face by Evil Jesus off camera, his eyes sedate after the coffee tide passes, only to be belittled by the sound of Evil Jesus's laughter)) " HAAAAHAHAHAHA " ((smashcut to Evil Jesus, facing to the left, choking back coffee, breathing deeply coughing down the wrong pipe, Evil Jesus's right hand leaving the shot, producing the bundle from his twin))

Jesus:((voice)) "Hey!"

Evil Jesus:((free hand flipping through the stapled and thick bundle, flying through each page of the annulment giggling, at each of the accusations)) " HOOOOHOOOOAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA "

Jesus:((smashcut, reacting to his Evil, Evil twin, looking to the left of the shot, then past camera in the direction of Blorg)) "Blorg, I'm going to level with you, I don't believe these allegations for a second. But what's more curious to me is that you don't recall being married. And for some reason, you think you could have been. I don't know how that's possible, but I'm going to find out."

Blorg:((smashcut)) "How?"

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "Blorg" ((the sound of Jesus's voice in Blorg's mind.))

Blorg: ((eyes slimming and sedate, becoming more comfortable. Blorg's inner voice, echoes)) "Right."

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "I'm a telepath remember?"

Blorg:((voice echoing)) "I'm anxious, I'm sorry."

Jesus:((smashcut close up, Jesus's face, mouth unmoved as his voice echoes)) "It's fine. I'm going to determine what repressed memories you may have of any of these events that lead you to being betrothed. Now, open your mind to me."

((smashcut to Blorg, staring at shot straight forward, as Jesus's inner voice echoing continues: " OPNYRMZND " , " OPNNNNYRYRMIND " ))((shot begins to zoom inwards to Blorg's left eye.))

((smashcut to Evil Jesus, holding the mug of coffee, looking through the allegations, almost ready to cry in laughter))

((smashcut to Blorg once more, the shot deeply and quickly about to penetrate his eye, stops))

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "Blorg? Blorg?" ((shot reels back to reveal Blorg's whole face once more))

Blorg:((voice echoing)) "What?"

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "You have to accept me doing a mind meld to your memories"

Blorg:((voice echoing)) "Oh, right." ((blinks five times)) "Ok, sorry."

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "Right." ((the shot begins to zoom again, as Jesus repeats one more time " OPNYRYRMIINNDDEEE " the shot continues to zoom forward, deeply penetrating the pupil of Blorg's left eye, the camera begins to stream through the clouds within Blorg's mind, that are swirling past the shot, grey and bluish black, as the shaking camera is hindered by a large wall, grey and yellow, that grows in size quickly as the camera approaches, followed by a quick white pulse that flashes. The shot immediately begins to recede as the white flash pushes back the camera to the very beginning of the shot)) " HHHHMMMM "

Blorg:((voice echoing)) "What is it?"

Jesus:((voice echoing)) "Well, that's your problem. You've got a mental block."

Blorg:((now aloud)) "Well how did that happen?"

Jesus:((smashcut to Jesus facing shot, Evil Jesus behind him reviewing the documents flipping over another page, holding back a snicker. Both of their backs to the entry door of the room))((aloud)) "I don't know. I can remove it, but-"

((There is a knock on the door external, a loud rap that makes Jesus and Evil Jesus to look behind them in the direction of the knocking's origin.))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to the door leading into the room, closed))((voice, muffled through door)) "Blorg? Jesus? Did you guys order a catepillar?" ((the door opens slightly as Fred Ventresca's head enters through the doorjam)) "He's pretty big and-" ((Blorg lunges into the shot, slamming the door into Fred Ventresca's neck, pinning him in between the door and the doorjam, as he begins to be choked, finding it difficult to sputter the words)) "-ssssscscaaaary..."

Blorg: "WHAT DO I DO?"

Fred Ventresca:((whispering and wheezing)) "Blorg..."

Blorg: "WHAT DO I DO?!?"

Fred Ventresca:((wheezing)) "Blorg?..."

Blorg: "WHAT?!"

Fred Ventresca:((out of breath)) "My face..."

Blorg: "Oh." ((Blorg allows the door to open, as Fred Ventresca flops to the floor off shot, rising up normally and brushes himself off. Blorg is facing him nervously, his two pointed legs towards his chest apologetically))

Fred Ventresca: "He said you'd be expecting him. He's in the BLURZR ," ((smashcut close up puzzled expression)) "which is actually yellow blue now for some reason."

Blorg:((smashcut, skew shot facing right, hands at sides, angry and yelling in Fred Ventresca's direction)) "Tell him I'm dead!"

Jesus:((voice)) "Blorg!" ((Blorg reacting, then facing back to the right))

Blorg: "Alright, tell him I'm not alive!"

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up)) "Well he was pretty adament about-" ((suddenly the room around Fred Ventresca begins to quake))

CATJACK :((voice))((speaking in VVE )) " BLORGBONAVOSTKMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTYRFAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEE "

Blorg:((smashcut close up, facing right, skew shot left))((mandibles at face)) "I'm dead."

CATJACK :((voice))((room quaking, Blorg shuddering uneasily with it, as a pulse of energy that is white begins to permeate through the walls as well))" FFFFAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEE "

Blorg:((beings to hyperventilate again))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut, facing to the left of shot, skewed shot left, pausing and silent while the sound of Blorg hyperventilating continues, blinking twice)) "Well he's waiting in THENANASA and so is this mantis, his client, looks like a girl. Anyway, figured you should know."

Blorg:((smashcut previous, twitching and tense, as the sound of Fred Ventresca's footsteps leave the room and echo down the corridor to the left)) "There has to be a way out! Something! ((lurches forward to the right of the shot, grabbing onto Jesus, ripping him into the shot, staring him down desperately, sides shown)) " SUMTANG !!!!"((just then, the sound of an announcer from a previous installment in the franchise is heard over a nearby television))

Arnie Colon:((voice)) "Hard day huh? More like hard everyday." ((Blorg blinks five times)) "Tough day at the office? Talk about a tough office!"

Blorg:((twitching, turning slowly towards the television, which begins to emanate very slow and white pulses in his general direction from the lower left of the shot)) "Yeahhhh...." ((Jesus still caught in his clutches))

Evil Jesus:((smashcut, his back to the shot, over the shoulder of Blorg and Jesus, facing towards a large flatscreen television that is pulsing white waves in the direction of Blorg's antennae. Evil Jesus's legs are up on the wooden table with the mug resting on it, as his right hand holds a television remote. He sighs)) "Motivational seminars." ((smashcut close up of Evil Jesus skew shot, facing to the left)) "Who really believes in that kind of thing anyway?"

Arnie Colon:((voice)) "Nobody believes in you, including you?" ((smashcut to Blorg, frozen face to shot, Jesus still in his clutches as he eyes a way to politely escape)) "Don't believe me huh?" ((smashcut to previous, Evil Jesus, yawning, sleepy eyed and shaking his head in disagreement))((smashcut to the flat screen television that is emanating white waves, showing a man dressed in a light blue suit with a white shirt and a red tie, with long black hair and clean shaven. He is not only the spitting image of Arnie Colon, he IS Arnie Colon, the mcee of the REST – TAU – RANT . He is standing in a nice outdoor setting of a temperate zone, with lush green trees and grass surrounding him)) "I used to be like you. Laughed at. Scorned. Hated. A loser. A freak. The kind of person most people spit on." ((sighs, nodding, and looks directly at the camera)) "Just like you." ((suddenly upbeat)) "But then, I found out about the U.D.o.A. . I got my life back in order, and well, found myself. And also who I wanted to be, and made myself just that." ((chuckle)) "And more! Come check us out, we just opened near you."

Blorg:((smashcut, close up, as the waves continue to permeate and create an arc, of a Jacob's Ladder up Blorg's antennae)) "It's... like a sign." ((Blorg blinking erratically and unevenly))

Jesus:((voice)) "Some televisions serve as signs, yes."

Evil Jesus:((smashcut to Evil Jesus, left side of face shown, staring past the shot in the direction of the flat screen television)) "I always thought of it as this giant monster that everyone sought to slay, then got lulled into submission by."

Blorg:((voice)) "I'm gonna do it. Yeh. Yeah, I'm gonna go do it!"

Evil Jesus:((suddenly paying attention)) "What?"

Blorg:((smashcut, holding Jesus close now, who is getting very nervous, Blorg's eyes beginning to swivel and twitch)) "I will do it! Impulsive behavior can't be wrong, or it would be called...WRONG behavior!" ((laughs nervously)) "It's not even SPELLED the same!" ((begins to cackle))

Jesus: "Blorg stop. Please stop. You're really clutching me."

Blorg: "Yes! Yes! Yes Yes Yes I'll go right now!" ((he releases Jesus and leaps in the direction of the opened door to the right, tearing around the corner to the left of the doorjam as his antennae try to keep up))

Jesus: "Blorg!" ((he rises off the ground, facing out the doorway and down the hallway of the Complex Complex to the left)) "Blorg! Blorg the meeting! The meeting!"

Blorg:((voice)) "I AM a freak! And I'm gonna find myself and made myself just that!"

Jesus:((looks back into room, in the direction of Evil Jesus)) "I don't understand. In all the time I've known him, I've never ever seen him act like this!"

Evil Jesus:((voice)) "Sure you did, just moments ago when he-"

((the camera and room shake and quake once more, as the voice of CATJACK becomes heard once again. Jesus looks nervous))

CATJACK : " BONAVOSTKCCCCOOOOMMMMEEEETTTTOOOOMMMMEEEENONONONOWWWW " ((the shuddering ceases, as Jesus seems mystified as to how to proceed. Right hand to mouth, he wonders aloud without telepathy involved.))

Jesus: "We can't let Blorg get in trouble, but we can't let this whole annulment go unresolved either."

Evil Jesus:((smashcut, staring past shot in the direction of the television))((His twin's voice continues to be sympathetic to Blorg))

Jesus:((voice)) "We need to take legal action. ((Evil Jesus smiling)) "We'll take the case for Blorg, and get to the truth of this matter at the same time." ((Evil Jesus produces a grin of pearly white perfect teeth.)) "-and I'll be his defense" ((Evil Jesus's face becomes far more skeptical of his better half's abilities, as he begins to slink in his chair slightly.)) "Well, wish me luck!"

Evil Jesus:((slides out of chair quickly to the right of the shot and off camera))((smashcut to the doorway, Evil Jesus slides between Jesus and the door, Jesus surprised))

Jesus: "Hey!"

Evil Jesus: "Don't mind me, but me is the defense!" ((zips the stack of documents out of Jesus's right hand, and belts down the hallway to the right out of the shot))

Jesus:((leaving doorway and facing to the right down the hallway, angry)) "Hey! I've been on trial before! Who said I don't know defense!"

((Jesus pursues his twin down the hallway to the right out of shot, as the camera begins to reel out of the room to the left of the doorway, in the direction which Blorg fled CATJACK . The camera pans past many different beings, SpiderGuard, Kommbots, and FredWorkers, sliding and snaking past them all in pursuit of the mantis. The shot finally catches up with Blorg down a straight hallway, his back to the shot, setting a new record for himself in the four leg dash towards a door which bears a sign above it, reading " MECKANIKBAYYE777 "

Blorg:((voice, manic)) "YES AND YES! HAHA! MY-MY POD SHOULD BE DONE! BEING FIXED! YES! LIKE ME! MEANT TO BE! THE COMMERCIAL! MY ENERGY! IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!" ((as Blorg finishes the sentence, and dashes through the door which opens vertically, the shot veers to the right, continuing down a snaking corridor of the Complex Complex, where after maneuvering around a Catperson and a GornTrooper carrying hot coffee, the shot slows to a familiar door, Fred Ventresca standing in front facing to the right of the shot, testing out his new keycard by slipping into the door's jam.))

Fred Ventresca: ((the sound of success and an opened door)) "There. New keycard worked like a charm!" ((he twists the knob of the door and begins to walk inward to the right of the shot))

((smashcut to a darkened room, mentioned in the second installment of this franchise, over the shoulder of a large and familiar cat, Darwin, who lays nude and splayed on his back, with his legs and tail in the direction of the opened door. He purrs in defiance, in the direction of Fred Ventresca's silhouette, standing in the doorway with the light of the hallway to his back.))

Darwin:((purrs)) "Who dares- Who-"

((smashcut to Darwin, close up, splayed upon the platform adjacent to the familiar pedestal that holds the artifact mentioned previous, which he guards with his very life intently. His face looks towards the shot, in a manner sultry, rolling onto his side with his nude body towards the camera.))

Darwin:((purrs)) "I knew it would be you. Pet me."

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up Fred Ventresca, shot facing left to right)) "Not now."

Darwin:((purrs voice)) "Feed me."

Fred Ventresca: "Later."

((smashcut to center of the platform, the camera stationary showing Darwin to the right, and Fred Ventresca approaching from the left of the shot up the short stairs to the top of the platform. All is dark throughout the room aside from the pedestal within a circle of light from the open ceiling above. Darwin once more, and always, remaining sentry to defend the sacred relic mentioned in the previous installment, does so listelessly, as the relic, 'The Anvil of Damocles' remains atop the small pedestal awaiting Fred Ventresca's journeys. Fred Ventresca walks up to the center of the platform, within inches of the relic))

Darwin:((smashcut close up face))((purrs)) "Where are you going? Let me outside."

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "No."

Darwin:((purrs)) "I never wanted you here. I want my own name, not some name that some guy says I have to have." ((pauses))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut wielding 'The Anvil of Damocles' facing towards the shot, the long clown hankerchief string falling low off the 'hilt' of the anvil (((meaning the entire anvil))), and readies himself for launch))

Darwin:((purrs voice)) "Would you like to hear my name for you?" ((Fred Ventresca almost completely indifferent, aside from looking upward to see his path of ascension)) "Would you like to hear my name for you?" ((Fred Ventresca biting lower lip, eyes blaring and twitching angrily, eyes and head locked in the path of his ascent)) "Would you-"

Fred Ventresca: "No."

Darwin:((smashcut))((stares past the shot in the direction of Fred Ventresca, as the sound of a large object being twisted around, and turned over and over again in the air connected to the hankerchiefs to achieve maximum momentum. There is a groan uttered by him as the anvil is heaved upward. The song 'Dare' by Stan Bush begins to play, as Darwin's eyes follow his path upward, the silhouette of Fred Ventresca rising upward shown reflecting in his indifferent eyes))((purrs voice)) "He'll never get it." ((Darwin's head leaves the shot, beings licking parts unshown)) "What do I care?"

((smashcut high above 'The Anvil of Damocles' 's Citadel, through the open roof and above the Complex Complex, the figure of Fred Ventresca connected to 'The Anvil of Damocles', as the song continues to play.))

((smashcut close up to Fred Ventresca's right side, to an iPod Nano, dangling off his body connected to a pair of earphones, white. His right hand enters the shot and spins the wheel in the direction of the loudest, most abrasive volume allowed.))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, holding onto the line, now comfortable, as the song continues to play. A perfect night for flying, as he eyes past the shot, in the direction of a squadron of Kommissars on patrol past the shot far beyond. He waves in their general direction.))

((smashcut to a wider view of the Complex Complex, as Fred Ventresca's wild ride begins to take him higher and higher in the perpetual night sky. He is but a small blip seen against the dark clouds and seven moonlight. You have to see it for yourself. It's quite breathtaking.))

((smashcut close up, Fred Ventresca smiling comfortably, calm and needing a break following the two previous installments. It's as though nothing could possibly go wrong. That is until Fred Ventresca's smile dissolves completely, and is replaced by noticeable dread.))

Fred Ventresca: "Holy SHPTTA " ((blinks twice))

((smashcut Fred Ventresca's P.O.V., zooms quickly forward and shakily remains, as the song continues to play, to an African American woman, roughly 29 years old, wearing a military uniform from the United States of America of the 21st century, dark blue, with a two corner hat, flying angrily through the air pointing in many directions. Her commands know no end, as she belts many in the direction of all directions that is FredVerse. She yells or YAYASASANAY many commands, such as ' DDE ' , ' VAYVAY ' , ' CCAZAZ ' and ' YAYASA ' all sound like low pitched E sounds))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "It's LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK " ((Fred Ventresca's voice speaking in HRNZ makes her freeze, staring downwards in the direction of Fred Ventresca and the camera and the audience and all of us, mania and flames in HRGGB ))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut facing towards upper right, in terror, mouth wide open, looks up briefly at 'The Anvil of Damocles' looks back in her direction, tooth filled awkward grin, blinks four times quickly))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK :((smashcut, staring down past shot center, shot facing upward past torso, she cocks her head and face back to the left of shot (((her right))) her expression perturbed yet manically amused, reflecting unsane anger at the idea of 7V . Her mouth agape now, her left hand and index finger now pointing at the shot, and us all.))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous, awkward grin now receding, turns now into implicit denial)) " HOLYSHITNOIWASNTFUCKNO !"

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK :((smashcut, smiling joyously, her foe targeted, ecstatic)) " YAYAAB –" ((sounds like YO two times))

Fred Ventresca: " NO! NO! NO! NO! " ((Fred Ventresca turns to the opposite of shot))((smashcut to the colored hankerchiefs close up in Fred Ventresca's hand, pulling the strings, tugging twice.))((smashcut to skew shot, facing upper right, LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK in the background as Fred Ventresca and 'The Anvil of Damocles' take a nose dive in the direction of the ground below, towards the Complex Complex back to safety.)) " WHATHAPPENEDTOTHEMAN ????????????!" ((as the shot zooms to the background, to show LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK smiling gladly and enjoying the chase, pointing into the shot, madness in HREYEZZZZ ))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : " HEEEEYYYYAAAATHATWAAAYYYYIZMYAAWWWWAAAAYYYY " ((she becomes a flame, scorching, and fireballs at the camera at breakneck speed towards the lens and all of us!))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous at a downward angle towards the ground below, gasping as he looks behind him in the right direction of the shot. The shadow of LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's anger in the form of flames, is growing nearer, as the light contrasting against Fred Ventresca grows more intense))

((smashcut, the fireball of fury known as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK with smiling and cackling face races towards the shot from far off quickly, propelling at the center of the shot at a high rate of mania and acceleration))

((smashcut up close to the hankerchiefs holding together 'The Anvil of Damocles' as the figure of fire formerly known as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK flies through the shot downward, and through the fibers of the hankerchiefs, fraying them with fire, as the Anvil's head pops off, with the sound to match, lifting into the air bouyant))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca's expression, close up falling, looks upwards as his eyes trace the direction of the Anvil above him, as he plummets the opposite direction))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V., 'The Anvil of Damocles' lifting upwards into the stars above FredVerse, growing smaller quickly as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK leans in, smiles, and waves at shot with one hand, her left, fingers bending waving))

((smashcut facing Fred Ventresca, vertigo shot, a terminal descent towards the ground below, a treescape and outer meadows, he twists and turns in the air to see the earth below))

Fred Ventresca: " IDIDNNTSAY !!!!!!!!!!!! " ((He begins to fall quickly downwards. The sound of crackling TRTR branches interrupts, as the minute he hits the ground the shot turns to black))((the shot zooms out from LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's hat, from the black button near the front of her two corner blue hat, her back to the cameraas she levitates in the sky of the FredVerse over the wooded region below, shows torso up with her hands on her hips, triumphant.))

((smashcut to her front, torso up, levitatin, the breeze of FredVerse traveling around her, as she smiles, opens her mouth, and laughs in a derisive and very specific manner.))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : " SASA.... SASA......... " (((sounds like HEYHEY )))((her left eye twitches as she SAYSAY , directly after, he hands motion together towards her center, crossing quickly, becoming a ball of fire once more. She streaks, swirling and spinning out of the shot, to become a blip in the stars in the background. The shot begins to pan downward quickly after LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's departure, to the base of Fred Ventresca's fall, his legs and feet in the shot extending from the right of the frame, with 'The Anvil of Damocles' landing beside them, as light as a feather and softer than one's landing, touching down and deflating with the sound of a long and heartfelt fart. As this finishes, Fred Ventresca's feet and legs begin to be tugged out of the shot, the ground beneath him making noises of scuffling as Fred Ventresca's unconscious body offers no resistance other than weight))

((smashcut to two figures, dragging Fred Ventresca's unconscious body in the direction opposite the shot with four others nearby, all cloaked in shadow and darkness of the TRTR branches. The shot rises past the TRTR (((the trees that smell bad))) and up into the starry sky. We hang momentarily, along with the direction of the plot, until the descent begins from the wonderous night sky of the FredVerse, to the ground below, now above the Complex Complex and the rooftop thereof. We begin to descend with the shot, to a stained glass window ceiling, of a group of four legends of harmonic gesture, and famously mentioned in the first two installments. Standing to the left on the stained glass window, Gorn, with his guitar. To the right, Klingon #2 with his Battlathe Bass in hand, with I.S.S. in the center low, reaching out to his fans, with his right arm outstretched, left holding microphone close to his lips, and looming behind the trio, the man, the octopod, Tents, with a drumstick in each tentacle. The camera continues to loom down, passing through the stained glass window with ease, and unnoticed by the occupants in the room below. This is the foyer of I.S.S. and the Quantum Realities's private villa, as seen in the previous installment of this particular franchise. The bird's eyes view descends as the couches below, laden in Gold, form an L shape, and the shot hands for just a moment, to capture an unfamiliar note generated by the group's members: Poverty.))

((smashcut Gorn, looking to right of the shot, the right side of his face shown, skewed shot, eyes blaring open, as he sits motionless, eyelids not visible. His expression is stern, and reacting to the sound of slurping from off camera, and begins to intensify. Behind him are strewn piles of clothing and a picture of a picture of a Gold record, tilted slightly to the right))

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up, looking right)) "What's it like? What's it taste like?"

Klingon #2:((voice)) "Tangy, a little bit fruity, with a musk of tangerine."

I.S.S.:((intense)) "You gonna share it? Huh?"

Klingon #2:((smashcut close up, Klingon #2 chewing, his eyes upward while the rest of him scans the texture, mouth closed, politely)) "Hang on" ((hand raised)) " I need to make sure it's not poison."

I.S.S.:((smashcut previous, rubberband shot)) "It isn't poison dammit, now gimmie that sock!"

Klingon #2:((voice)) "No."

Tents:((voice)) "Hi guys. It's me."((smashcut to wide shot, Tents standing in bedroom doorway I.S.S. right side shown, Klingon #2 still chewing gold plate on his lap, half a gold sock resting upon it. Gorn is staring, eyes bulging at the "food", the rest of the villa in tatters between "possible food" and "not food at all".))

I.S.S.:((voice)) "Tents, baby!" ((smashcut I.S.S. close up, previous)) "Sock time, where is it?"

Gorn:((smashcut close up, staring intently past shot in the direction of Klingon #2)) "Please be food. Please be food. Please be food. Please be food." ((he is also drooling slightly, as each time he states this his mouth becomes more wet with saliva))

Tents:((smashcut close up, facing to the left of shot)) "I've been rummaging through every crawl space and I've only come up with two mice and some emergency paint that's orange." ((right tentacle lifts to produce a USB cord mouse, and a Bluetooth wireless mouse, and in his left tentacle, reveals a yellow bucket.))

Gorn:((voice)) "Chips and dip? For breakfast?" ((Tents begins to look nervous))((smashcut to Gorn, drooling close up, eyes staring off now, delirious, eyes bulging in mania)) "Very different I've never done that one before. On the run right? We're going to the rehearsal soon right? Right? There's gonna be a catering table, we've gotta leave soon we've gotta run, there's gonna be oh man don't stop chewing..." ((smashcut to Klingon #2 enjoying the sock, chewing deliberately now, Gorn's voice continuing)) "Don't stop chewing you're like on the open plains out in the wild I'm feeling great." ((smashcut previous to Gorn, closer to his mouth)) "I'm feeling wonderful you're a big beautiful bucket of wings I'm happy for you. I'm happy. I'm happy."

I.S.S.:((slides to the right)) "I can't wear paint Tents. Remember Albequerque? I'll break out in a rash."

Gorn:((slides to the left)) "Paint is just like cheese." ((smashcut to I.S.S. as Gorn continues to talk, I.S.S. opens his mouth to retort, redecides and closes mouth)) "Paint for food that's not weird you're weird I'm happy." ((smashcut to Gorn)) "I'm happy for you don't move." ((smashcut to Klingon #2 chewing, and staring off to the left of shot, eyes slimming as he stops chewing, Gorn continuing to speak)) "Don't move. Don't even move. Don't move." ((smashcut to Gorn, pausing then speaking with his words getting more sloppy with drool)) "Don't move."

Tents:((smashcut close up)) "Well on the bright side, I-" ((there is an electrical short, and the lightbulbs in the villa go out))((smashcut wide to darkness, like you'd notice, but we did.))

I.S.S.:((voice))((annoyed)) "Tents, I didn't ask for a tight hat, I asked for my fuppin' gold socks!"

Gorn:((mouth full noise)) "Don't move. Just don't move don't move." ((intense anger)) "Stop it." ((calmer and quieter)) "Don't move."

((the lights stay off, but there is the sound of an outboard engine being throttled to life, the choke low at first then kicking up speed. The whirr of the start and idle produces a charge of electricity, revealing a wide shot as Gorn's entire mouth is digging into I.S.S.'s skull, as Klingon #2 continues to chew.))

I.S.S.: "Gimmie that sock!"

Klingon #2: "No."

((smashcut to Tents holding a series of orange extension cords looking to right of shot and downward))

Tents: "This should buy us some time. I'll go find us some more fuel. It'll be like camping guys!"

I.S.S.: ((smashcut close up, Gorn's teeth and jaw in the shot, begins to zoom in very slowly and begins to talk very calmly and slowly)) "Yes Tents. Camping. We're going to rough it. Real outdoorzy style." ((smashcut to Tents as I.S.S. continues, his gaze wide to the left towards I.S.S)) "We're gonna roll up our sleeves and whittle down some firewood-" ((smashcut to Gorn, eyes locked elsewhere, then looking down to I.S.S., and begins to gnaw harder))"- hurling upon shoulder high flames-"((smashcut to Klingon #2 chewing sock gristle)) "-as we reek of sweat and brittle earth." ((smashcut to I.S.S. very light rubberband shot)) "We are men." ((continues to slowly pan inwards to I.S.S.)) "We can do it. We can." ((smashcut to Tents, raising a tentacle, then letting it drop)) "Why not? It's not like we ever knew what wealth or splendor ever was,-" ((smashcut to Gorn, jaw opened very wide, eyes blinking at I.S.S., going back to elsewhere)) "-aside from what nature could offer that we'd have to forcefully take from the other animals"((Gorn's right eye produces a tear))((smashcut to I.S.S., slow pan inward continues)) "Then we'll crack open cans of HAPPY and burn down our veins and neurons with fast moving FAT." ((smashcut to Klingon #2 not chewing, and just listening)) "Then we'll blame our overlords who we escaped from, for bringing forth vanity mirrors and plush carpeting,-" ((smashcut to Gorn, eyes elsewhere, looking down at I.S.S.)) "-and decry them for being lazy and too spoiled to understand stained underwear and smelly armpits and the benefits thereof."((Gorn's eyes blink, confused and trying to remain focused))((smashcut to I.S.S. his eyebrows raising briefly)) "Then after we've reached the pinnacle of our inebriation, we'll howl at the full moon, just to bring out the BAPDAPAAAA ." ((voice starting to raise as the camera's pan grows nearer)) "Then we'll run into the shadows of the TRTRZ , obscuring us from the veiny and bony underfed wildlife we've tamed into submission, as well forget how incredible we are at everything that society reveres us for!" ((rubberband shot outwards)) "Yeah! Yeah I love that ! I love being sockless I ffff- yeah. Yeah. YEAH! I love it." ((3 second awkward pause))

Klingon #2:((smashcut, mouth full of sock)) "So 1991."

I.S.S.:((smashcut previous, shot growing closer and closer)) "Yeah, Yeah just like that. Yeah. GYEAH. Yeah."

Gorn:((slides to left))((dreamily)) "I was full in 1991"

Klingon #2:((voice)) "You're full of 1991."

Gorn:((eyes looking downward towards I.S.S.)) "Don't move."

I.S.S.:((shot slides down Gorn's jaw to I.S.S. face)) "Oh I'm fine. I'm ALWAYS fine. I'M PERFFFFEEEECCCCTTTT for this. I AM ALWAYS FINE." ((smashcut to Tents backing up out of shot, as I.S.S. continues to be forthright)) "JUST FINE"

((smashcut to the inside of the bedroom that Tents emerged from))

Gorn:((voice)) "Don't move" ((drooling obscuring sensible coherent speech))

I.S.S.:((voice)) "OH I'M GONNA MOVE. GONNA MOVE IT. GAHD-FFFF-MMMM. I FFFF – I HATE EVERYBODY EVERYWWWWHHHHEEEERRRREEEE."

((smashcut wide shot, revealing Tents standing amidst the torn and tattered bedroom sighing very deeply. The bedroom is torn to shreds, as the crawlspaces the spaces between the walls have been stripped of all edible materials that could also be potentially burned for warmth or fuel, or were considered 'backup food'. The bedspreads of Tent's lush gold King Sized bed have been stripped, as the shot follows Tents who begins to move closer to an external view to the left of the shot: A window out over the courtyard of their private villa that has a veranda leading out to it. His tentacles carry him as I.S.S. finishes his diatribe, and as Gorn continues to find use for him amidst the fiscal crisis. Tents looks out the window of the veranda to the left of the shot.))

((smashcut to the right side of Tent's face, looking down into the courtyard of the villa as seven FredWorkers are lifting a hot tub onto a set of stakes and dragging it towards a waiting Komissar, hovering above dangling a cable below.))

Tents: "Hey! That's my Hottub's Hottub!"

FredWorker: "More like pay your bill's hottub"

FredWorker#2: "Or like, pay your hottub's hottub's bills"

((smashcut Tents, standing at the window, facing left, looking downwards astonished))

Hottub's Hottub:((voice)) "I'll always love you."

Hottub:((voice))((sniffles))"Goodbye my love."

Tents:((groans))((turns away from the window, back to shot as he heads back inside from the veranda))

((smashcut to Tent's face, back to window as the Kommissar lifts the Hottub's Hottub upward, who can't stop crying, and flies outward to the background of shot. The electricity flickers once more, is out, then back on, with the voices of Tent's bandmates screaming from the foyer.))

I.S.S.:((voice, muffled)) "NOT FOOD."

Gorn:((voice, muffled, mouth full)) "NOT FOOD."

((Tents groans once more, shoulder hunched forward, he looks down shot))

((smashcut to Tent's P.O.V. shows a box full of pictures as his tentacles reach in to grab six, as he gazes at each one, all framed. The first is the group in Wild West outfits, all dressed as dapper men, except Gorn, who is in a fine dress and wig. He shuffles to the next, a picture of the four seated in the cockpit of a helicopter, the cockpit facing towards the camera, shuffles to the next all four in a frightening descent aboard a log ride, Tents, Gorn, and Klingon #2, all showing elation and terror, except for I.S.S. who sits at the front. The next is a small car, and all four are cramped within and the color is faded, with all their hair longer and growing in more places. The fifth is a picture of the four at a STY fight, as the five chickens eat one another to the death, each armed with a knife and fork, as the band and others cheer, except I.S.S. who stares off questioningly. The last photo, is of Tents, looking at a photograph, with the other three bandmates over his shoulder looking.))

((smashcut previous, Tents sighs deeply once more, as there is a rap on the veranda door behind him. Tents, surprised face, turns about, with the camera going wider, revealing a FredWorker on RepoDuty knocking.))

FredWorker: "I'll take those too."

Tents:((groans, handing over the pictures and his other tentacles hand over the rest in the large box))

((smashcut to Tents, very sullen, walking through the bedroom door into the foyer with the din of the electric generator continuing (((inside and not safe, though energy cannot decease))) as the other three continue being themselves.))

Tents: "Hey guys I'm going to-"

I.S.S.:((voice)) "IF IT WAS FOOD, IT WOULDN'T HURT. IT WOULD SAY-" ((smashcut to I.S.S. right side of face shown, scorched and charred)) "YOU'RE THE BEST, I WAS PREPARED FOR YOU BY AN EXPENSIVE AND STAINLESS MAN IN A HAT, AND THE PLATE IT SAT ON WOULD SAY THANK YOU"

Gorn:((slides left to reveal Gorn, face charred and scorched as well, drooling gnawing on I.S.S.'s skull)) "Sorry." ((Gorn looks downwards towards I.S.S., eyes blinking))

I.S.S.: "Sorry. Just sorry." ((smashcut to I.S.S.)) "I'm sorry. It's I'M sorry." ((smashcut to Tents, standing in the doorway of the bedroom, pausing and blinking)) "Well I'M sorry too ok?" ((Tents holds up a gas can, pointing, and blinks five more times)) "I'M sorry. I'M Sorry. That I am just NOT happy, Ok?" ((smashcut to Tents, frowning and deeply unhappy, turning away from the shot with the gas can, closing in on the private villa's front door to the right of the shot. There is a hat rack next to the door, with a single fedora, which Tents picks up with a free tentacle, and places atop his head. He turns briefly to say goodbye)) "Yeah! THAT'S MY FAULT!" ((decides not to, and turns backtowards the villa's front door))" YEAH. OK? IT REALLY IS." ((smashcut to the front door of the private villa opening, with Tents stepping out in the hallways of the Complex Complex alone, as the argument within the pad becomes more ridiculous))

Gorn:((voice)) "Sorry."

I.S.S.: ((voice))"I'M sorry. I'M sorry."

((smashcut to close up, of Tent's face overhearing the conversation))

Gorn:((voice)) "Sorry."

I.S.S.: ((voice))"AAAAHHHH"

((Tents sighs once more, and turns to the right of the shot, down the hallway of the Complex Complex, with his back to the shot.))

((smashcut his back to their doorway of the villa, approaching the camera, wearing a fedora hat and carrying a gas can, he looks past the shot, but is interrupted))

Voice:((random young man, off camera)) "heydude" ((Tents looking past shot to left of shot, is immediately defensive))

Tents: "Please, I'd rather not sign on autograph or shown for a fan base now."

((smashcut to a young man wearing a black shirt and black tie with a white shirt, slim with a beer belly, clean shaven with a close shaven black haircut. He is holding brochures for an organization and staring at the shot, hopeful, yet dim in many ways coherent))

Young Man: "wutzzzzdat?"

((smashcut previous, Tents inquisitive, looks past shot towards the young man))

Tents: "I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were trying to take a picture of me, or ask for my autograph. I'm famo – well – I used to be."

((smashcut to the young man, blinking slight dot of drool on right lower lip.))

Tents:((voice)) "I used to be somebody I guess."

Young Man: "douwanaaaablikeuswelikedostufandnvrcre." ((he hands a brochure in the direction of the shot, as a tentacle of Tent's reaches in to take it))

((smashcut to Tents close up, accepting the brochure from his right side, still wearing the fedora, a free tentacle produces a pair of reading spectacles, as he holds the brochure open, and gazes upon the script))

((smashcut close up Tents's P.O.V., the letters U.D.o.A. shown, posthumously, amidst various slogans designed to create self-loathing, such as "Are you alone and a virgin?" and "Do you like getting back at people who made you feel sad and you never known how to get over it?" in addition to "Would you like to feel loved in a way where you're hated, but at least we're not your parents?"

Young Man:((voice)) "dudelikjonwedostuffff"

Tents:((smashcut close up, continuing to read the material)) "Hmmmm, thanks" ((Tents begins to walk into the shot))

((smashcut, to Tents walking past the young man, back to shot, still looking at the depressant literature. The young man is eagerly looking about for additional sucke – I mean victi – He wants to get more members for his group. He gazes about, as Acolyte Fred approaches from the opposite side and direction of the hallway. He is wearing a gray robe and carrying his implement for which his role is known over his right shoulder, while reading an issue of 'CRACKED' magazine while walking. He is walking towards the young man, having already passed Tents going the opposite direction. The young man notices, after turning about, his back now to shot.))

Young Man:((smashcut close up, holding out right hand and brochure)) "yodud"

((smashcut previous to Acolyte Fred entering the shot, not noticing young man, but is immediately picked up by a large cartoon hand wearing a white glove, plucked upwards at the hood of the gray robe, while a deep voice bellows: " ONO7BSAY " (((sounds like NAHHHH ))), as Acolyte Fred doesn't notice, and is carried off above the frame of the shot))

Young Man:((smashcut looking upwards, confused)) "duddeuh" ((blinks, then turns to face the opposite direction)) "yodidundths" ((he thrusts a brochure to an unseen party to the right of the shot))

((smashcut to a brochure being pushed in the direction of an African American man, whose hands accepts from the outstretched Young Man's hand. The shot begins to ascend up the African American man's torso, who is wearing a dark blue hooded sweatshirt, and a dark blue baseball cap, blue jeans, and black sneakers. The shot reaches his face and head, as his hands bring the brochure up closer for him to scrutinize its message, while he smiles confidently. He is roughly 63 years old, ebony, clean shaven with short hair. His name, is Dale.))

Young Man:((voice)) "thtsusdud" ((Dale's eyes reading the information on the brochure, and looks in the direction of the man, eyes darting quickly in his direction in the man who he's never spoken with in any manner before, past present, or even future past or potential (((Yes, future past.))). Dale's baseball cap suddenly becomes a white fez like hat, that is black and white like that of a cow's skin, after which he smiles past the shot, straight forward, and walks forward into the shot, the camera darkening against his sweatshirt, cut to black))

((pans outwards to reveal a cloak, dark blue with golden fringes, on the back of a human male charging forward towards a large dragon, red and black, the sound of volcanic eruptions all around, as the dragon's right hand slashes at the armed man, a paladin who strikes at the larger than life creature amidst the lava streaming backdrop.))

((smashcut during the ensuing mania, to various heroes. A mage, two hunters, two warlocks, the shot passing by each from left to right, as arrows, missiles, and various bolts of energy fly past. The shot continues to slide to the right, to reveal a man, a hero, the likes of which all wanted to be, Diggit, a holy paladin, who in between sloshing brew from a nearby PonyKeg dances endlessly beside a bouncing D.I.S.C.O. ball. Wherever he points, healing is done, along with a sparkle of golden energy and a flurry of green numbers. The D.I.S.C.O. ball sings noisily, with a beat that thumps " ENZENZENZENZ ". He is in his prime, and a fever for healing in his blood, sparing his allies and burdening their foes. He is in his element, he IS an element. This – is – Azeroth.))

((smashcut to the floor of the lava strewn wastes, as the head and neck of the large red and black dragon falls to the ground, defeated...for now.))

Dragon:((groaning)) "Just wait 'till next week..."

((smashcut wide to 24 very happy raiders of all varieties, with the dragon to the left of the shot, the 25th enters the shot, the paladin with the blue cloak who speaks to the group before him, his legs and feet shown, and who stands with his back to their vanquished enemy))

NikothePaladinHero: "Bear witness champions, we have slain the beast that had tormented the Caverns of Time," ((smashcut to facing NikothePaladinHero who stands facing the group with his fists on his hips, and his shield on his back, a pair of goggles over his eyes)) as well as the land both tame and wild of all of Azeroth."

Dragon:((voice, muffled against ground)) "Outlands too."

NikothePaladinHero: "Right. Outlands too." ((smashcut wide, the group's backs to the shot as NikothePaladinHero faces the group, with the dragon to his right)) "And now compatriots, let us share in the rewards for our effort, the spoils of this dungeon given to us benevolently by its former inhabitant." ((smashcut previous, to NikothePaladinHero's foot nudging the dragon's 'body' into affirmation as he continues to stare forward confidently))

Dragon:((voice)) "Oh very well."

((smashcut wide once more, NikothePaladinHero facing the raid party, all of who cheer loudly and briefly))

((smashcut to the Dragon, conscious now, handing out boxes gift wrapped to one of many of the raiders, all of whom have formed a single file line.))

Dragon: "Come forward adventurers, there's plenty for all of you,-" ((the shot begins to slide down the line from left to right to a Frost mage wearing blue and green, pushing a Fire mage wearing red and red, pausing, then doing so again)) "-there's no need to shove each other. Yes quite." ((as the line continues to form, the shot sliding from left to right)) "All of you needn't worry if you don't get what you truly desire, there is always next time."

NikothePaladinHero:((smashcut, standing beside the beleaguered dragon, fists on hips)) "Always next time, right. Hurry up guys, we have other creatures to slay and more treasure to liberate."

Dragon:((smashcut close up, groaning once more, as an eager gnome warlock approaches, smiling to the left of shot, looking upward, small arms outstretched))

Gnome Warlock: "Gimmie."

Dragon:((sighs))((the claws of its right hand raised, dropping a large sack of gold into the hands of the gnome, with a strange white horned creature, known as a Draenei, a female, being awarded a small one handed cudgel, who reacts happily.))

Priest: "oooo" ((in a man's voice with a southern accent))

((the shot begins to blur and slide to the right quickly, to Diggit waiting, with a female night elf, a woman with pointed ears and gangly tall standing with her back to him. Diggit is continuing to dance, not caring about his spot in the line to receive loot, or treasure, or BAY or whatever is called such these days. There is a hum that enters the shot, riding on the crest of a white wave that passed through Blorg earlier through a television screen. The hum is akin to a noise made by an out of tune guitar pedal being combined with an out of tune electric guitar, playing a chord that is a sharp rise in frequency that rides up your spinal column to your brain, and suddenly makes you..."))

((smashcut to Diggit, stops dancing while the wave pulses through him, he stares off into space as his head begins to shake, ringing with a tone unknown. Tears begin to stream down his cheeks at random from his eyes, and his discomfort it noticeable. Diggit becomes almost possessed by the influence of bztAAAAaz and is speaking the words of another))

((smashcut to the line, as several begin to peer out from the sides, as the closest, the night elf, becomes estranged, giving the shot and Diggit, and all of us, an odd look.))

Elf Woman: "What's wrong?"

Diggit:((smashcut close up, facing to left of shot)) "I – I love you." ((can't stop crying, tries to cover mouth, begins gnawing on hand))

Elf Woman:((smashcut previous, the entire line noticing, one staring at him, ready to scream in laughter, as the Elf Woman looks confused and bewildered)) "What?"

Fire Mage:((Human male, next in line to her, long black hair and tan wearing blue and red)) "Uh." ((almost ready to burst into laughter))

Diggit:((voice)) "As a sister." ((Fire Mage begins to howl in laughter, as a druid in front of him an Owl, stares back, eyes and beak agape))

Elf Woman:((shot sliding to her only, over the shoulder Diggit facing her twitching)) "What?"

Priest:((voice of a very angry Southern Man, as the Night Elf woman's eyes travel to the left)) "Hey if this is to butt in line, you got treasure last week!"

Elf Woman: "Um, a love – you too?" ((awkward glance, as Diggit's sobbing intensifies))

Diggit:((smashcut facing shot, gauntlets pulling at head and short horseshoe bald hair in a frenzy)) "I just wanted one more chance!" ((mouthing the words "What does that mean?!" as the white waves continue to pulse towards him from place and space unknown))((Diggit seems to be speaking the words of other people, who act like they didn't type those words previously, and is the exact words typed by those who AZAZA at him directly. He is speaking only their AACBYAKESAY as they attempt to SAYESAY at him every fourth of a microsecond.))

Elf Woman:((smashcut facing to right))"For what?"

Priest:((entering shot from left, irate southern rage)) "What the fuck's going on back here?"

Diggit:((smashcut close up, his lips responding to the words with the words of another)) "itslikeidontknowwhatimdoing"

Elf Woman:((leaning into shot from left)) "He started crying and proclaiming his love for me."

Diggit:((smashcut closer up, as his eyes stare at his own mouth speaking without his permission)) "needtolikesaysomething"

Fire Mage:((smashcut previous, the Fire Mage entering shot, laughing hysterically as the voice of the Dragon interrupts his laughter))

Dragon:((voice)) "If you want treasure, now is your final change. I'm going to disappear soon. Maybe."

Fire Mage:((reacts, running out of shot to the left in the frenzy to retrieve treasure, leaving only the Night Elf Woman, and the Southern Priest, who is known as Norritothepremierhimself, who demands perfection and wants it known! Diggit is now shown in the shot, with his back to the lens with an over the shoulder effect, as Norritothepremierhimself is prodding him angrily in the solar plexus of the chest plate region))

Norritothepremierhimself:((voice))((smashcut to Diggit facing the camera, speaking at random in the tongue of another's words, and sounds like a different voice as well, as with each word spoken, he tries to stop speaking and not allow himself to be confused with the random voice of another)) "Look get your shit together-" ((Diggit: "fukuloserandidontfuckingcareaboutgodfuckuloserucanfukoffandidontcare")) "and quit fuckin' up." ((Diggit: "lookfukuidntcrurabitch")) "I don't know what the fuck happened to you before-" ((Diggit: "likefukulikeidontcareusuk")) "but you need to stop being a bitch" ((Diggit: "fukufukufukuassholefuku")) "-and get your shit together." ((Diggit: "faggotfukufukoff")) "Fuck off man, and stop bein' a bitch. Fuck off dude." ((Norritothepremierhimself upset, ready for murder))

Fire Mage:((smashcut close up)) "Look, get off this fuckin' server, I don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about and I don't care, go away" ((Diggit:((voice)) "fgtfukufukufukufukoffdudefuku" ((Fire Mage reacts surprised, mouthing the word 'faggot' and bearing teeth and grinning angrily and happily.))

Gnome Warlock:((slides down to the left))((shrill voice)) "Stop being a fuckin' bitch" ((Diggit:((voice)) "fgtfukoff"))((Gnome Warlock steaming in anger at shot))

NikothePaladinHero:((slides upwards to reveal the raid leader))"Get off my server, and I'm not even joking"

Diggit:((smashcut close up, speaking, as he lurches forward dejected)) "urdik" ((his eyes veer to the lower left of the shot))

PurpleBird:((smashcut close up, facing to the left as he sits on the ground, both feet, as he sits flightless staring past the shot)) "They all think you're a weirdo, so you should just stop showing up for raids."

Diggit:((voice)) "hahaidontcareurgaynowandigettobethehealernowfuku"

Elf Woman:((slides upwards to left)) "You're gross."

Diggit:((voice)) "itstmandwedontcarenow"

((smashcut to Diggit, standing with shoulders lurched forward, astonished at where the surge of emotions that were simply incorrect and inaccurate began, as at first he wears the colors of an order, that of the raids))((quick cut, to a new background large trees that shadow the ground with a sunny day above. Diggit lurches forward into the shot, the camera panning with him to the left, skew right side shown, expression of disbelief hasn't changed, that the tabard he wore distinguishing himself as a member of a raid party is now gone, as his right eye twitches randomly three times. His steps cease as does the shot's movement))

((smashcut to Diggit's body, minus head with back to shot, a large trunk of a tree facing him. His large right arm and fist knock on the tree trunk in a specific manner. Three knocks, one, and then five quickly, ending with two. A part of the trunk opens, revealing a door and a large plume of [Fadeleaf] smoke emerges, along with a silhouette, now clearer and more precise. It is a gnome, male, around 300 years old, with a comb-over hair style, and a large curly mustache. He is a dapper rogue, the halfling half brother of Diggit, and is known in Azeroth, as Defino.))

Defino:((voice, shrill gnomish with a taint of Dwarven slurring)) "I knew you'd be back"

Diggit:((smashcut previous, expression of feeling dejected)) "May I enter? I have problems"

Defino:((voice)) "Very well. Why else would you have come?"

((Diggit steps forward into the shot.))((smashcut to previous shot, as the figure of Defino has already descended down into the trunk of the tree, as Diggit arches his much larger body into the opening much more suited for a gnome.))((smashcut to a winding wooden staircase, leading down from the top of the shot, spiraling downwards, shot spanning out and to the left from the staircase, revealing at the base a large hall and foyer, both underground and illuminated by torches and a large cooking fireplace. The foyer is set aside to the left of the shot, and also serves as a kitchen where the fireplace is. The hall is lined with large torches, and seems vacant. The foyer also houses small chairs, all ornate and labeled in specific manners for each of the members. Each are all ordained and ornamented with numerous drinking horns, and smoking pipes and trophies dangling from the sides, with pelts of rare creatures, and the skins of slain foes. Diggit's has a large blanket of soot and dust covering his. All the others seem to have been worn to comfort from being sat in on numerous occasions. The foyer is where the camera pursues Diggit and Defino, as both walk in the direction of the fireplace under the flickering light from an overhead wooden chandelier))

((smashcut to behind the fireplace, facing into the shot with flames dividing Defino, Diggit, and the foyer from the camera lens. We gaze upon through the flame, the floor of the foyer, belonging to <Road Agents>, notorious to some, unknown to others. To the some, their customers, were always seeking a commodity known as [Fadeleaf], a plant known to provide comfort for many, and hallucinogenic properties to others. Time is money in Azeroth, and Defino and his band had spent much of their time providing for an ever growing client base. The best of what is grown in Azeroth and beyond finds its way to Elwynn Forest for a reason, and that reason is <Road Agents>. The two are shown in the foyer, as Diggit, seats himself in a chair, his own, while Defino climbs upon his throne))

Diggit:((smashcut to Defino, seated in his chair, a long pipe in his hand, curled and porcelain, smoking, Diggit's voice speaking)) "It's just how I remember it. ((the shot slowly pans towards Defino)) "I was saying absolutely nothing, wh-" ((Diggit is interrupted, as the shot slides around revealing him, having a fit once more that is influenced at random, with a small white wave leaving the scene into the floor of the foyer.)) " fukingfgtsfukuiht8u "

Defino:((voice)) "What the? Diggit? What's wrong with you?"((Diggit, attempting to regain control of his bearings and his own words to speak, formulates his sentiment once more for his half half brothers sake))

Diggit: "I'm not sure I just keep randomly-" ((there is a quick flash of white light that pulses through the shot, where Diggit himself reacts in an eruption of fury, standing up in the shot)) " yofukugotabfukingkidingmefaggottihateusomuchgyjstshuttttupihatuesomuchchfukingqur "

((smashcut to Defino, reacting with one eye open, astonished and eyebrow raised, which the other is half closed in analysis. His body is arched back in surprise.))

((smashcut to previous, as Diggit falls into the chair he once sat, with his head in his hands, pulling back downward from his forehead to the floor. A small gnome hand passes a porcelain pipe into the shot from the center, in the direction of Diggit who takes it gladly but without seeming content in the least.))

Diggit: "Thank GAH for this."

((smashcut wide to the two seated, the chairs facing the large cooking fire, with Diggit's to the right of the shot, and Defino's to the left. Smoke from each of them is billowing above their seats. Diggit fitting the chair, while Defino obscured from shot because of his height. Diggit is seated holding a pipe, staring into the fire questioningly, while Defino is only shown as the source of a small puff of smoke from an otherwise seemingly empty opposing chair.))

Diggit:((smashcut to Defino, staring into the fire, with his eyes darting to the left of the shot as Diggit begins to speak. The spitting and crackling of the fire under the speech of Diggit, recollecting his attempts to thwart the effect of whatever spell he was under.)) "I've seen possession before, and I could cleanse it. Exorcism, even Turn Evil provided no effect." ((smashcut to Diggit, close up facing to the right of the shot, puffing on the porcelain pipe.)) "Purify either! Even the bubble didn't work!"

Defino:((smashcut previous, coughing and hacking for a moment, surprised))((wheezing)) "The bubble didn't work?"

Diggit:((smashcut previous))((shakes head)) "There isn't a single talent I haven't tried. Not a single spell, nor another class that can seem to cure me." ((closer up)) "I never thought I'd say this, but my choices are dire. I fear I must STBYAYI21 "

Defino:((smashcut close up, seated in chair, throwing pipe past shot into fire casually. It enters the fire with a WHHHHEEEE and stops crackling apart))((sighs)) "That realm of – thought as they call it there? Reason? Robots and flying cars that don't run on steam or anything that makes a lick of sense? Nothing I can't tinker without needing a manual thicker than me arm? A place so so – Complex that the word becomes a SASANAKED ?" I haven't the time for it" ((shakes head)) "No time for a man and a pipe." ((smashcut to facing Diggit, holding the pipe, the shot panning in as he faces to the right, Defino's voice continuing)) "Just a place to go crazy, that's all that is. You go there and you'll be the same. You'll be worse! You're bad now you'll be worse there!"

Diggit: "I have a confession, I've been there, more than twice recently. It's a strange place Defino you'd be enamored. All sorts of technology, gadgets, I thought you'd like that sort of thing, being an engineer and all."

Defino:((voice)) "Eh it's not the same. The place makes me feel different. Different air, different people. The whole environment makes me uneasy, like we're inside of a giant creature, and not on a planet. Besides that other one, Fred Ventresca." ((smashcut to Defino chuckling)) "The Robot Prince he wants to be known as. More like the fool's errand. And his pride and joy of his realm, eh? The Complex Complex? More like a rat's maze than a sensible design. Like he's experimenting on us. Even God doesn't like that place."

Diggit:((voice)) "Gods are there Defino. Magic too, I've seen it with my own eyes."

Defino:((scowls)) "Geh." ((sighs)) ((smashcut to Diggit, smiling behind the pipe that smokes)) "I gather you'd want me to come with you. Moral support and all, and a blade just in case."

Female Voice: "Come with you where?" ((Diggit's face becomes more awkward, and his eyes dart to his left))

((smashcut to a young woman, leaning against one of the wooden frames of the foyer, in the shadow. Her face is obscured, but she is a human female with hair tied in a bun at the back of her head and hazel eyes. She is Gankatron, daughter of Diggit and half niece of Defino.))

Defino:((voice)) "Eh, just a place of tricks. A strange buggard place, that makes no sense." ((smashcut to Defino close up)) "Not like a pipe and a nap." ((inhales deeply of the roasting [Fadeleaf])) "Consider yourself lucky young one," ((smashcut previous, to Gankatron closer up this time, facing towards the conversation)) "-that you needn't go there. It's a trifle worth avoiding."

Gankatron: "I was a trifle once."

Diggit:((smashcut close up, eyes leery))((awkward voice)) "Daughter..."

Gankatron:((smashcut previous, tense and annoyed at the same time)) "What does he need of you uncle? More leaf perhaps?"

Diggit:((voice)) "I should leave." ((Gankatron reacts disheartened))

Defino:((smashcut to Defino, oblivious, intoxicated on the leaf)) "Nah, neh. Sit, be comfortable."((smashcut previous to Gankatron)) "Gankatron was just tending to the stock, she's no mind to you. She's fine."

Gankatron: "Fine."((teeth gritted))

Defino:((voice)) "See she did fine without you. All this time." ((smashcut to Diggit his eyes staying to his left, holding a large toke of leaf)) "She's not weak knee'd like you were,-" ((Diggit,'s eyes veering to his immediate left, towards Defino, embarrassed)) "No need bein' modest member of the-" ((smashcut to Defino, close up, making a face while waving his hands before him)) "Paladin order." ((chuckles)) "You've been pious more times than you've been a happy man I'll tell you that much." ((smashcut to Diggit, holding in the smoke in his lungs, looking at his half half brother astonished expression)) "It's your way. It's the way of all of you." ((smashcut to Gankatron, looking towards the shot, frustrated gazed in the direction of Diggit)) "Bizarre to me. Strange." ((smashcut to Defino, looking at the pipe happily)) "Not like a good pipe. Doesn't make sense. Nope."

Gankatron:((voice)) "It makes no sense for him to be here." ((Defino sighs, just wants to enjoy his pipe without drama)) "Not for you to help him for no reason either." ((smashcut to Diggit, looking down, feeling more embarrassed, pipe held close to lips.)) "He walks away in the name of glory and treasure-")) ((smashcut to Gankatron, still leaning onto the beam, talking past the shot)) "-and he's just welcomed back, like that, his own pipe and chair like it never happened until he needed you." ((scoffs)) "He's your brother, but he's no father of mine." ((spits on the ground near the shot, and turns back towards the shadows of the foyer and adjacent hall))((the light padding of her footsteps trails off out of shot))

Defino:((sighs)) "Responsibilities were never your strong suit until it was dire."

Diggit:((voice)) "That pipe makes you braver than you've been sometimes."

Defino: ((smiles)) "Sometimes is all I need to say what needs to be said. And you wouldn't be here unless you needed me for help."

Diggit:((voice))((smashcut to Gankatron's face, and upper torso, back against a beam as she listens in to the conversation from nearby without being detected)) "I wouldn't have wanted to come here." ((she frowns))

Defino:((voice)) "She'll be fine. She's not like you."

Diggit:((voice)) "She shouldn't be." ((Gankatron's eyes close angrily))

Defino:((smashcut close up, holding the pipe)) "So of this, when do you want to leave? And are you sure it's there? It could have been from anywhere."

Diggit:((smashcut close up, looking at the snapping and crackling fire)) "If there's any place to start looking for its cause, it's there. Technology as they call it. Magic, the Gods? What better place to begin." ((the shot begins to rise to the upper beams of the foyer, where clouds of smoke have gathered))

Defino:((voice)) "Aye. First light then."

Diggit:((voice)) "First light brother."

((the shot hangs but for four seconds after the conversation had ended. An alarm begins to sound, a piercing tone of a smoke alarm, as the sound of a young child coughing begins to overtake the shot. There is shouting behind a nearby door, that of a familiar voice from a franchise past))

Phillip Morris:((voice)) "HEY KID!" ((the sound of a large hand slamming against a thin wooden door)) "KID! OPEN UP!" ((more slamming and repeatedly so)) "OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" ((the sound of coughing continues))

((smashcut to the legs and lower torso of a man, Phillip Morris, dressed in canvas fatigues back to shot, as the lower end of the shot focuses on a door opening, with a small child on the other side. He is wearing an oversized laboratory coat, and goggles above his head. As he opens the door, smoke escapes, and a lot of it. He is coughing and his face is covered with the remnants of an explosion. He is Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, and looks the same as the previous two installments of this franchise. He looks upwards towards Phillip Morris's un-shown face, hoping for a stern stare rather than a scolding))

Phillip Morris:((voice)) "What is that? What's going on in there?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((coughs)) "It's not Mr. Morris."

Philly Morris:((smashcut close up face, angry, looking downward to right of shot)) "Nothing? Doesn't smell like nothing! What are you trying to do, burn down the whole Complex Complex?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "It's my experiment Mr. Morris" ((Phillip Morris's eyes questioning, scanning))((smashcut previous to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca)) "I added too much SHAY and BCDE and the rest is chemistry!" ((Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's arms wave in the air excitedly, hanging, hoping for a sympathetic reception. Instead, met with silence.))

Phillip Morris:((smashcut close up previous)) "You finish your homework?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice, groaning)) "Yes Mr. Morris."

Phillip Morris: "You've got one hour, then it's dinnertime, and then just one story. Then, it's time for sleep. That clear?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Yes Mr. Morris."

Phillip Morris:((voice))((smashcut previous to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, sulking)) "No more experiments that explode!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Yes Mr. Morris."

Phillip Morris:((smashcut previous)) "And one more thing." ((eyes slim, inquisitively)) "Have you seen my left boot?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous, gazing upwards, a strange expression on his face, that of bewilderment)) "No."

Phillip Morris:((voice)) "Are you sure?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((nodding)) "Yes Mr. Morris."

Phillip Morris:((smashcut previous)) "Alright. Ok. Good. Let's just keep that between us ok? Good?" ((as he finishes his query, a white wave passes through him from the left side of the shot, as he shudders in place)) Good? Good? Good?" ((each Fine, zooming in slightly, zoom cut with each fine)) "Fine. Fine. Fine." ((shot holding)) "Fine. Carry on Mr..." ((smashcut to Crazy Lil Fred Ventresca, astonished gaze looking upwards)) "Right. Carry on." ((the large body of Phillip Morris leaves the shot to the left, marching in the direction off camera, as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, at ease, follows him with his eyes, now openly concerned with what he had just witnessed. The shot slides to the left, following down the straight hallway that Phillip Morris now walks, in the direction of a doorway that is opened. With his back to the shot as he walks unevenly, favoring his left side, a pulse emerges from behind the shot, another white wave that passes through him and into the room that he approaches. He bumps into the doorjam of the room in front of him, with the camera pausing, shakes, and redirects himself through the open doorway.))

((smashcut to Phillip Morris, standing in the doorway, his gaze becoming more direct, as the voices of other mercenaries from the previous franchise can be heard))

RJ Reynolds:((voice)) "I'm tellin ya' right now someone's watchin' me."

Benson:((voice)) "I'm lookin'. It doesn't mean I'm watchin'."

Hedges:((voice)) "You were watching us first!"

((smashcut to Phillip Morris P.O.V., eyes focused on Winston Salem, seated in a wooden juggling a small blade in his hand, eyes darting. His eyes wandering until they stop, now snapping right at the shot, and directly at the lens.))

RJ Reynolds:((voice))((smashcut to Winston Salem P.O.V. staring at Phillip Morris, staring at him focused, intent)) "You're all watchin' me! All of you wankas!"

Benson:((voice)) "You're watchin' me! Me!" ((Phillip Morris begins to drool slightly))

Hedges:((voice)) "You're both crazy."

RJ Reynolds:((voice))((smashcut to Phillip Morris P.O.V., Winston Salem staring at the shot intently with a blade)) "Both of you, are makin' me crazy. And when I get crazy, I'm gonna do somethin' about it." ((Winston Salem clutching the knife now, slowing moving forward at the shot, while still seated.))

Hedges:((smashcut to Hedges, one of the twins, seated at a small card table, head shaking slightly back and forth, him vibrating slightly)) " dudeugotastoptalkinin " ((he reacts shaking his head more, eyes rolling up then back))

Benson:((voice)) "What was that? Did you say something to me?" ((Hedges getting manic, biting lower lip, focusing past shot)) "About me? You do that?"

Hedges: "Someone is making a fool out of me. Making me say things."

Benson:((smashcut close up to Benson, near the spitting image of Hedges but with different colored hair and mustache)) "You said it." ((face cocks)) "You said it. You."

RJ Reynolds:((voice)) "You're makin' you say things," ((Benson looks to his left past the shot, eyes wider and unafraid)) "-and I'm gonna make you shut up." ((smashcut Hedges looking off camera, still shaking slightly, getting meaner in the expression department))((smashcut to RJ Reynolds, leaning into shot, facing to the left of the shot)) " ugot –" ((pauses, reassembles himself)) "What's that?" ((pausing, eyes darting)) "Who said that?" ((firmer)) "Who did that?"

Hedges:((smashcut to Winston Salem P.O.V., Phillip Morris's right hand reaching slowly for his sidearm at his hip, his hand removing a clasp for the holster, and reaching. He stares at the shot blankly, drooling more))((shouting)) "Who made me say that?! I'm gonna kill you!"

Benson:((voice)) "It wasn't me, and I'm gonna kill you if you even try!"

RJ Reynolds:((smashcut to Phillip Morris P.O.V. to Winston Salem, quietly rising out of the wooden chair into the shot, with a knife drawn, face rigid and expression unchanged, focused on the shot))((voice)) "Somebody's got a sense of humor, and I'm not laughin'. And I like laughin'." ((smashcut to Winston Salem P.O.V. of Phillip Morris, reacting slowly)) "And I-" ((voice changes)) " idontevencare " ((Phillip Morris's eyes dart to his right, surprised)) "You saw that! It wasn't me! There's no way it was me." ((smashcut to Phillip Morris P.O.V. to show Winston Salem, beginning to question his balance, starting to drool, his left hand gripping to the blade's hilt even firmer)) "Why couldn't I stop sayin' somethin'?"

Hedges:((voice))((smashcut close up to Phillip Morris's face, perspiring and mouth drooling)) "It's hot in here, why is it so- why is it hot?"

Phillip Morris:((blinks twice)) "I think we should just-" ((a white wave from behind him passes through him once more and at the shot. He completely loses balance and consciousness, and falls forward into the shot))

((smashcut wide, a card table closest to the shot, the three occupants, Benson, Hedges, and RJ Reynolds all lose consciousness, their heads and faces hitting the top of the card table as the remnant of the white wave passes through the room, left to right. The doorway Phillip Morris entered is to the far left, with him not splayed on his stomach face first onto the floor, directly across from him, Winston Salem, who collapses face first as well, kicking out the wooden chair behind him that is to the right of the small room. The sound of light footsteps emanates from the corridor to the left, and the doorway to the room. A face peeks in, Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, still scorched from his experiment and wearing the same goggles as before. His expression is that of uncertainty as he finally speaks after scanning the room only five seconds after each of The Tobacconists have lost consciousness))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Mr . Morris?...Mr. Salem?..."((smashcut close up to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, his eyes blinking)) "Hedges?" ((smashcut to over the shoulder, Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, as the room is unmoving, all of their bodies still, as behind him, another pulse enters the room, a white wave. Winston Salem's body twitches as the wave passes through him, and Hedges's does the same, reacting to a pulse of energy forcing their bodies to be conducted and perform impulsively.)) "What the-?" ((smashcut close up Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's face, peeking around the trim of the room, eyes darting, confused. His face becomes more questioning, and more determined, as his head and face pull back around then trim.))

((smashcut to a small backpack, yellow and blue, being grabbed by his small hand with the sleeve of the oversized lab coat being shown))

((smashcut to a small rod, about one foot long, metal and resembles a small radio antennae with one small red button))

((smashcut to the same doorway, with Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's face peeking around the trim as before, looking into the room once more))

((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca looks around once more at the entire room of the incapacitated mercenaries.))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Sorry."

((smashcut wide, to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's head pulling back around the trim of the entry door of the mercenaries's room, as the group continues to remain passed out, as the sound of Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's footsteps continue to be echoing to the left of the shot, as Phillip Morris grumbles in his sleep))

Phillip Morris:((voice muffled)) "Goddamn kid..."

((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, with his back to the main door of the Mercenary 'Compound' a small building with a fenced in border along the stretch of the Complex Complex hallway. The camera is facing the door behind him, as he runs into the shot, pushing through a small gate that divides the compound from the rest of the Complex Complex. After closing in on the shot, he pushes back the goggles over his eyes and head, revealing his longish blue hair, and contrast against his white lab coat.))(((someday, someone will realize what having blue hair really means)))((Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca pulls the rod out of the shot, it begins to emanate a pulse in the direction to the right off camera. His eyes scan in the direction to the right as he begins to move in the same direction off camera))

((smashcut, to the top view overlooking the Complex Complex's hallway outside of the compound, as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's back is to the shot, and is running forward down the long open hallway. The camera pursues briefly, at a slow pace. He runs forward, with the rod in his hands, serving as a dowsing rod of sorts in the direction of the origin of the wave.))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "There's no way that wave is something natural, and I've never heard of something like it. I'm gonna find out where it came from, and it's gonna be called the Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca Wave."

((the shot continues to pursue him, then overtaking him and passing over him. Forward through the corridor and around two bends we go, past numerous Catpeople, a FredWorker staring at a screen along the wall, fidgeting with one of the buttons, and then past a Klingon warrior, a bored expression as he walks through the long stretch of hallway. The camera continues down a straight path for three seconds, then opening into a large quad, with a high vaulted series of buildings, platforms and walkways. The shot stops moving forward, and instead rises, revealing the Commerce District within the FredVerse. This is a realm within a realm, where many of the merchants of various worlds and Verses come to do business, or as some in the FredVerse know it, ' bidnezz '. There are several open kiosks on the floor of the quad, elevated in certain parts, and divided with stairs and walkways for others, in a way most difficult, and reminiscent of a drawing by Esher. Numerous species are below the shot, purchasing and selling ' warez ' , with some of the shops residing in small buildings fronts, as well as others at the bases of the larger buildings. The shot begins to slide downward, in the direction of a small rolling ball, that bounces twice as the camera zooms downwards to it. It glows in a blue light surrounding its borders, and rolls through and around the kiosks angrily. This bouncy ball, is PsyFred, ruler of FernVerse, and slayer of E . He is on patrol through the Commerce District, refusing AOFC in the name of his realm, and the camera meets the ground beside him.))

((smashcut (((soon enough, readers will know why I chose smashcut instead of cut))) to the floor of the Commerce District, alongside the bouncy ball, known as PsyFred glowing blue, rolling now across the ground to the right of the shot, the camera following. His words, as usual, label him as psychotic rather than psychopathic by those who refuse to acknowledge the difference. He rolls into the quad, irritated and makes his presence known.))

PsyFred: " YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHSOITSSSSTHAT " ((in 7 ))((Translation: "You all started it where is he I want him dead."))

((the shot follows him rolling through and around various kiosks and between the legs of merchants and consumers alike. The shot passes by various booths and shops, some blatantly labeled: " memorylane " , " SynapseSentral ", " JOLT ", and many other high end boutiques as well. He passes by "Norm's House", the sandwich shop that is mostly MM7dez7E , as he morphs into a plug-in flashlight, the beam of light turning on and off behind him, propelling him unevenly.))

PsyFred: " WHHOOOOSAIIIDDDDITSAYITTTT " ((in 7 )) ((Translation: "Where is the guy who said I'm him and I want to know now."))

((As PsyFred rolls and screams about, he is constantly ignored by the inhabitants of FredVerse, as simply normal and " ACOOWWSAYi " or "acting out". FredWorkers, Catpeople, Klingons and Gorn go about their business undaunted. Even the Representative of BWAH shown briefly does nothing other than ignore him, rather than see to translate what he says. He passes by a small kiosk and stops, and flips back now, revealing a small sign next to the kiosk, reading: " Join the EMPirEEEE2DAY " as he takes the form of a cable reception box with an LED light and cord, haphazardly flopping behind him))

PsyFred: " YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEESAYIT " ((in E ))((Translation: "When I find you, you're gonna say it, and I'm gonna laugh all the way home. You aren't me, and I know it, and you can't hide it, now stop trying!"))

((PsyFred's movements cease as he finishes his statement, as he moves around a corner of the nearby kiosk to the previous, now out of sight of the main thoroughfare. In the form of the cable box, he continues to slither around the floor of the Commerce District.))

((smashcut, around the turned corner, PsyFred freezes. The cable box form he has, doesn't hide his fear of what is to come. The plot! And with it a sudden change with a surge of emotions as well. He reacts tensely, as the face of the cable box becomes rigid and terrified.))

((smashcut alongside the wall he had just turned, he morphs quickly with the aid of electrostatic energy gone awry, becoming a three bulbed floor lamp, standing erect and unplugged against the wall of the nearby building, continuing to glow blue. Entering the shot now from the right, is a woman, his greatest fear come back to haunt him. He managed to lose her for one whole installment of the franchise, but no longer. There she is, just a walkin' down the quad, PsyWizarddress. Still brunette with glasses, and acting like PsyFred in the same manner, hunched over and skulking in anger, she passes the shot in a red and black robe. She continues to imitate and mimic PsyFred in a cruel attempt at humor, lacking any COFBaa to allow such to be SAY . She pants, and half laughs as she passes, and the shot follows her pass by PsyFred who is inert in his movements and rantings. After she passes him, and he is out of the shot, she freezes, her eyes wide. SNAP! She turns about completely, in the direction of PsyFred attempting to hide. The camera reels back towards PsyFred, now hopping out of the shot as quickly as possible while continuing to glow a signature blue.

PsyWizarddress:((smashcut close up, looming over the shot, facing to the right)) " GET ME ! SMELL ME ! YELL AT MEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE " ((she points to the right of the shot, the camera now sliding in that direction, revealing PsyFred hopping away, changing forms once more back to a rubber bouncy ball, gaining momentum))

PsyFred:((escaping shot)) " YAYASAYII " ((in Z ))((Translation: " GET AWAY FROM ME "))

((PsyWizarddress pursues to the right of the shot after PsyFred, her arms flailing in the air, and he robe flowing behind her. She maniacally screams and pants in the direction of PsyFred.))

((smashcut to the front of the WrapMaster, a large RV owned by Norman Stanton, sitting idle along the quad. The wide window is open, and he is open for bidnezz . He stands in the window leaning out, pressing his warez for those interested or inclined. The menu shows drinks, snacks, and wraps, as he stands idle, resting on his arms. Business is slow today, as the wizard PsyFred bounces past the shot briefly, then suddenly becoming a large white pickup truck, flies from the left of the shot to the right glowing blue. He shrieks in terror as he passes))

PsyFred: " SHAAAAKKKK " ((in Z ))((Translation: " GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY "))((He flies through the shot in haste, as PsyWizarddress emerges from the left of shot, now in the form of a dented 4 door Pontiac sedan pursuing him to the right of shot, not driving as fast))

PsyWizarddress: " HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY " ((she morphs into a Lincoln Continental, suddenly to an Oldsmobile SUV, then to a Toyota RAV4, Black)) ((in Z )) " IMMENTTOBEEYRFUKINGBITCHFUCKLOOOSRSRGETBAKHR "

((the shot zooms into Norman Stanton observing this mania, or mating display, or something, as he stares to the right of the shot, in the direction of their efforts))

Norman Stanton: "This place just needs an explanation."

((smashcut wide shot previous, as Blorg's hovercar falls right out of the air, into the shot and slams into the ground level between the camera and the WrapMaster. Blorg is seated in the pilot's seat, as all the windows and windshield newly repaired, shatter, with the dents becoming worse than before. He is cackling now, uncontrollably so, as he climbs out of the open air moonroof. His eyes bobbling pinwheels of incredulous mania, as his giggling gets worse between the open belts of strange laughter.))

Blorg:((smashcut close up of Blorg, pulling himself out of the wreckage)) "It was! It was! It was meant to be, it was all part of plan!" ((smashcut close up of Norman Stanton, calm, wide eyed, terrified)) "The commercial! Me coming here!" ((smashcut to Norman Stanton P.O.V. Blorg dancing closer, waving his arms wildly)) "The whole point of getting back the car! Its true!" ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, blinking four times quickly, walking out of the shot within the WrapMaster)) "I'm convinced! More and moreso than before-" ((Norman Stanton re-enters the shot, from the right, outside of the WrapMaster, pulling a shade over the opening where he was moments before, that reads " OWT2LUNCH " ))((smashcut to Blorg, standing waving arms wildly, Norman Stanton standing to left, arms down at sides look of concern)) "I'm changed." ((Norman Stanton nodding)) "I'M NEW!" ((Blorg cradling himself)) "I'm what should have been never old, never older, YOUNG!" ((reacts with his arms to the sky, manic, his head twists and cocks, to the left of the shot, his eyes wide as he points)) "THERE! YES!" ((Norman Stanton nodding in agreement, worried)) "THERE! REBORN!" ((Blorg runs forward through the shot in the direction of where he points, with Norman Stanton pursuing him))((smashcut wide shot, the silhouettes of Blorg and Norman Stanton to the left of a large stairway leading up to the right of the shot. Blorg is cartwheeling and jumping, where Norman Stanton is in close pursuit, attempting to grab Blorg briefly for his own safety)) "RENEWED! HOWOOOO I'M GOING! I'M COMING!" ((Blorg begins to rolls and leap up the stairway to the right of the shot, as Norman Stanton pursues))((smashcut to the middle of the staircase, revealing the top within view, a double door, as Blorg ceases ascending, and turns to Norman Stanton who stops facing him)) "I WILL BE CURED AND MORE!"((smashcut to Norman Stanton, facing left of shot skewed shot, nodding in agreement, eyes concerned))"I'M MORE AND MORE!" ((Blorg leaping into shot, left arm and hand over Norman Stanton's right shoulder, eyes still pinwheels)) "I'm fine." ((Norman Stanton nods, Blorg back to manic and running to the left of the shot, his left arm and hand trying to keep up)) "FINE!" ((smashcut close up, facing Blorg, one rubber band shot after another)) "I!" ((1)) "AM!" ((2)) "FINE!"((3rd, and hanging briefly)) "NOT EVEN WOOOORRRRIIIIED!" ((Blorg twirls in the shot, and has his back to the shot as he presses on up the last few stairs in the direction of the double doors and out of the shot as Norman Stanton pursues)) "I'LL BE GREAT! FABBBBUUUULOUUUUSSSS!" ((smashcut to facing the top of the stairway out to the quad, as Norman Stanton clear the final step)) "I'M GOING IIIINNNNNNNNN AND I'M GOOOOIIIING IN!" ((smashcut to facing the double doors, with Blorg about to rip the handles right off, with Norman Stanton standing to the left of the shot at the top of the stairway)) "I'LL GET IN! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I SAID I'LL GET IN!" ((Blorg rips open the double door, revealing from within, golden brilliant light, that overtakes the shot, and compels an unknown voice to speak, in a deep and resonating tone))

Voice:((echoes)) "Welcome brother."

((smashcut to camera facing Blorg, his eyes still bobbling and hypnotized, as Norman Stanton leans into the shot as well, standing at a distance, obscured by the left side of Blorg's face and head.))

Voice:((echoes)) "Please come in. We've been expecting you."

((Blorg walks into the right of the shot as Norman Stanton hurriedly follows, his face showing concern for the well being of the attorney.))

((smashcut previous, to the wide view of the front door of the building, the shot rising briefly upward, displaying the sign etched in deeply " U.D.o.A. " with a small stanza beneath reading " UNASAYBNAKE1SAYZA ", (((I wonder what happens when you put those two together...))) hanging for only three seconds, while the shot now descends to the floor of the platform before the door, and sinks below the stairway to the left hand side of the shot. The shot continues to descend to street level of the quad, alongside the building, where there is a small basement window with four bars, darkness within, save the flickering of a projector's light. The shot penetrates through the bars in the darkness, revealing a large underground cinema, with rows of black and red felt chairs facing a screen that is white and with blank light projected upon it. In the middle row, we find a figure seated and motionless, and as the camera zooms in, the shot changes))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, groggily awakening in the cinema chair. He comes to and begins to speak))

Fred Ventresca: "Wh- Where... Where am I?" ((there is a pause, as there are no responses to his question. He looks around, squinting))((smashcut P.O.V. Fred Ventresca's eyes looking at the empty and vacant screen, while the humming of the active projector continues.))((smashcut previous Fred Ventresca blinking twice, looking down))((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V. his left and right leg strapped with metal latches to the cinema chair, as the camera motions to the left, showing his left arm is strapped down as well. He exhales quickly, as the camera moves to the right, showing the same for his right arm. He gasps))((smashcut facing Fred Ventresca, his eyes darting)) "Is anybody there?" ((his eyes wider now, looking to his left, camera right, eyes hanging, he begins breathing heavier now, and more nervously to what is not shown. The camera widens and slides to the right, revealing a woman with pale white skin, black lipstick, long black hair, wearing a black smok with brownish blue eyes. She is staring past the shot, her lips quivering in anger sometimes, and her eyes never daring to blink. She is mad. She is the pinnacle of unsane. She is instability in a body. She is beth. She never turns to look at Fred Ventresca, and begins to talk.))

beth: ((speaking like she's speaking to an infant with high pitches at times)) "Hi. Hi Fred. Who am I? Who is she? What is this place where I am? Am I ok? Is mommy there? No she isn't little one. Don't talk anymore. Don't talk ok?" ((four second pause)) " imbethpleasedtomeetyou. Fuck you, don't talk to me. I hate you. Ok? doyouknothatihateyouusukiwanttokilluimblondeiamimblonde. shutup. imblondeucantsaythatudidntimgonnakilluimgunaaaasmotheru. ((smashcut Fred Ventresca, eyes unsane, expression manic, voice of beth continues)) " thebabycryddddisayddddshutuupdontcryshutupshutupshutupshutup. ihateyou. ihateeverybody. " ((smashcut to beth, facing same direction))((three second pause)) " doyouwanttohearmypoem. fucku. Fukufuku. " ((two second pause)) " imgayfuknfgt "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up, face and head facing towards the right of the shot, about to speak, interrupted by beth))

beth:((voice)) " donttalkshutup ." ((smashcut beth, close up, still facing off camera past shot, eyes blaring awake)) " imokimokfukushutupusukufukrihateushutup. " ((smashcut to beth, looking the same)) " imgunafukufukubabyushutupbabyfukuiklllluuuuillkillthebabythebabysuksfukuimmybitchfgtfuckusentillkllu ."

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous, close up)) "Can anybody hear me?!

beth:((smashcut close up)) " donothtdidikilludidisaidsoillkilluiwillikillthebabyikillfgtfukubabyikillbabyuuwantbabyillkillbabyfukbabybabyihatebabyubabyfukbabydontbabymeillkillu "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up)) "HELP DAMMIT GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!"

beth:((smashcut beth in place, twitching in rage, biting lips, then speaking, after going motionless again)) " thebbywascrcryingisaiddnttalkufukuishooululddddkillbabynowfukubbydidyeaihtbaby ." ((the screen begins to slow moreso, as the lights in the cinema dim down and the projector reel begins to FIK7E (((start moving))))) " shhh ."

Fred Ventresca: ((smashcut close up)) "HEL-" ((interrupted by beth ))

beth:((voice)) " sh. shshshshiluvmoviezzzzshshshshsh. sh. " ((smashcut to beth facing same direction)) " sssshhhhmymovie sh. shutp ."((spasms violently and irrationally)) "shutttupup " ((stops spasming and is calm, staring off past space)) " sh shsh. "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up, with the flickering of the film stock beginning, the pale light of the cinema screen glazing over Fred Ventresca's features, already tense and rigid after his first impression of beth.))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V. to the cinema screen, as a series of numbers count down from firve on the last that shows 0, it is instead a pinwheel on the entire screen that bleeps to synchronize with the sound. Cuts to black immediately, and shifts to a black screen with white letters, boldly reading " whorrrruuuu90909 " ))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What?"

beth:((voice)) " sh ." ((the message on the screen hangs))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut facing Fred Ventresca, estranged gaze, his gaze changing to surprise))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V., the screen now reading " wel "))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous, expression now completely bewildered, mouthing word " wel? ")) "What?"

beth:((voice)) " justsayit " ((Fred Ventresca's eyes dart to the right of the shot, bewildered even more so than before)) " sayit "

Fred Ventresca:((shakes head)) "I don't know what you're asking. I'm going to-" ((without warning, the chair he is seated in begins to shudder, and he reacts. A beam of metal lifts out of the chair's back behind him, and expands with a small steel circle, that immediately clamps downward and grips to Fred Ventresca's head, locking him in place in the chair. Two other large beams of metal protrude from the sides of the armrests rear, and climb to the sides of Fred Ventresca's face, producing the same metal circles only smaller, and placing them over Fred Ventresca's eyes, forcing them to bulge outwards and be inhibited from blinking. There are shadows from other figures seen in the distance approaching the two, as Fred Ventresca struggles to escape from capture.))

Fred Ventresca: " LET ME OUTTA HERE ! LET ME GO ! WHOEVER YOU ARE LET ME GO !"

((smashcut to the screen, white letters show a new message " HOLDDDDHIMDODOWWNSTOPHIMFRMSAYYEININEENECCCBB "

Fred Ventresca:((voice, struggling and panting)) "WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO-"((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, close up, his eyes locked and face rigidly constrained, while looking about at looming shadows of human figures now over him))

((smashcut standing over Fred Ventresca, a caucasian man with black cropped hair, glasses, and baby teeth with a large beer gut, pans left to a caucasian woman short, with fake blonde hair and glasses, sniffling, then smiling, and repeating, continues sliding to beth, who stares shuddering in mania, mouthing " ih8 " over and over, continuing left to show a taller black haired caucasian bald man with glasses and stubble unshaven, finally ended with a caucasian woman, shot, with shoulder length black hair with a metal plate over the left side of her face, drooling and sputtering, leaning into the camera, as she says the phrase:))

Black-haired girl: " canwewathup????" ((she drools slightly, with a lump on the top of her head a small cap of metal protruding))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

((as the cropped haired babytoothed man leans into shot, and covers the shot to black with his right hand))

((slides out from the pupil of Tent's left eye, as he sits comfortably on a small couch, with the sound of a classical sonnet playing Bizet, light volume, as a voice from off the camera begins to speak, the same voice that beckoned Blorg into the U.D.o.A. building. The camera pulls back completely to reveal Tents comfortable, while seeing through the P.O.V. of the voice in question.))

Voice: "Tell me Thomas, what made you so certain that you belonged here?"

Tents: "Well, I'm just looking really. ((chuckles))"

Voice: "I understand. You know, having someone as influential as you could truly be beneficial for our entire idea of what constitutes the everlasting bounty of grace."

Tents: "I- I don't follow. I'm really here because..."((sighs)) "Well, I have a problem you see I-"

Voice: "Fabulous. It's just...just fabulous that you're here. Truly."

Tents: "Well I, uh thank you."

Voice: "Truly. And we never truly knew that a celebrity like yourself was truly interested in the waycc ."

Tents: " The-" ((chuckles)) "I'm sorry. Would you say that again?"

Voice: "Why the ddc , theca , thebe . You know the rainbow. The merging of all that is, the light. We. We are the light." ((slides to the left, to photo of Frederick Kyle Ventresca, drawn, smiling wearing braces in middle school hung on the wall of the room)) " iamthelite " ((slides back to facing Tents whose eyes followed, and now locked towards P.O.V., very estranged and nervous)) "You know, the compression of all that is? That all Gods are truly one, and that we, we are that God?"

Tents: "You."

Voice: "We, yes."

Tents: "No."

Voice: "Well we are, and-" ((chuckles)) "-we always have been."

Tents: "Uh-huh."

Voice: "See? You agree with us. You agree - with me. Would you like a drink?"

Tents: "Uh."

((sliding shot, following P.O.V., as the Voice and his body rises up, and turns about away from Tents, towards a small drink set behind him, with a decanter and two other smaller bottles, with an ice container and multiple glasses. P.O.V. picks up a small blueish brown bottle, and we cannot ever see his appendages, and begins to pour into a glass, and the other, with the palm of his hand shown, he drops a small yellow-blue bead into the glass, and begins to pour into it as well))

Voice: "These drinks, are the best drinks, and extremely expensive. The best drinks that could be found of drink." ((the P.O.V. raises, and twists back around to face Tents, and steps in front of the desk, as Tents eyes refuse to leave being fixated on the Voice. There is a drink large in the shot, bubbling with a blue-yellow liquid, as Tents reaches for the glass and the shot, not trying to be impolite))

Tents: "Right."

Voice: "There you go, one fresh drink." ((The P.O.V. seems to have become rested atop the desk, as Voice and his invisible body are seated atop it))

Tents: "Right."

Voice:((P.O.V. has drink up to lips, similar liquid as we are up close to the drink. Voice stops drinking and speaks again)) "Try it, it's worth the swallow."

Tents: "What- What else is this place like? What more do you offer for cases like mine?"

Voice: "Well..."((P.O.V. Voice turning about to desk, and setting down the drink with his invisible appendage)) " uselikewearethyysho " ((there is a sound of spilled liquid as the P.O.V. is turned away from Tents. The P.O.V. turns back around to face Tents, who sits with an empty glass and a blank expression as Voice turns back around)) " didudigit "

Tents: "Yup."

Voice: " cool "

Tents: "You're right. Very. I think I'm going to – " ((starts to rise out of the chair level with the shot)) " – get going now."

Voice: "Are you certain? We can discuss our mission statement more, and perhaps take a tour of the grounds." ((P.O.V. closes in slightly))

Tents: "I'm fine. I'm very fine." ((P.O.V. closes in a little bit more to Tents)) "I'm not really... I'm fine."((holding back scream)) "I'll take your brochure with me."

Voice: " o " ((P.O.V. returns to first level of distance rapidly)) " ok ."

((Tents backing away towards the door, holding the brochure in front of his body, easing back slowly towards the door, a conventional interior door, slowly opening it and shuffling his entire body through, maintaining view of the Voice, as he slowly closes it, with it creaking closed))

((smashcut from behind Tents, him standing at the face of the Voice's office door, he turns facing the shot, wide eyed and horrified, blinking once uncomfortably, and begins to walk to the left of the shot, as the camera twists, showing only his left side walking past the shot to the left. There is a long hallway before him that intersects with a T intersection at the very end, but within earshot and viewing distance, along with another office door on the same wall as the one that Tents had just exited, just in view. Above Tents as he exits shot, is a sign that reads " exit " that points to the left. Around the corner of the right side of the hallway further ahead, emerges three figures, one is Blorg, one is Norman Stanton, and the third is a ravishing woman voluptuous, yet ' petite ' with red hair and blue eyes, and dark skin. She is wearing Red with Blue trim and highlights, and is leading the two on a grand tour of the facility, leading to the door next to Voice's office door.))

Woman in red:((speaks in a Virginian accent)) "And here we have my office, where we can discuss your fellowship entrance into our organization Mr...?"

Blorg:((smashcut close up, Blorg's eyes smitten and spinning in mania and pulsing outwards like radar signals)) "Blorg! Blorg Blorg Blorg Blorg Blorg Blorg ." ((Norman Stanton is in view directly behind him, who finally speaks on Blorg's behalf))

Norman Stanton: "And...you would be?"

Woman in Red:((smashcut close up, her back to the door as she turns. As she does, the door to her office opens from outside to in the door swings to the right. There is a sign above her office door that reads 7b . Her speech pauses briefly as she enters, encouraging the two (((and us))) to do the same, awaiting our entry, as she states)) " Oh you can call me aa6da , but everyone who knows me calls me SHEZZZZTHEbst ."

Blorg:((smashcut close up, twinkles in his pinwheel eyes)) "Yes." ((whispers softly))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "Come right in, it's a great opportunity you have Blarg."

Norman Stanton: "Um, actually it's Blorg."

Blorg:((smitten)) "Yes." ((whispers softly))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((smashcut previous, the open door revealed as SHEZZZZTHEbst stands within the room, a towering difference between the hallway and her working quarters. As the camera enters, the light changes to far more focused, with a large white circular room, with a small chair in the center, that is shaped like an orb. There is a half circle control panel and desk facing the shot. It bears an eerie similarity in very way to #2's office in the television show 'The Prisoner', though never announces such openly for the duration of this scene or the franchise, and is legally distinct.)) "Welcome to my office Berg."

Norman Stanton:((voice)) "Blorg."

((the shot pans through into the office revealing the full scope of the interior. There is another screen behind the desk and the chair, showing two different maps of the world, side by side (((legally distinct))) With another screen to its immediate right that is a large very hypnotic lava lamp, with blue liquid and yellow lava, churning endlessly with bulbous and slow moving lucid movements.))

((smashcut higher up, skew shot downwards to the left, the entry door at the lower left of the shot, as SHEZZZZTHEbst leads the two in, Blorg, nearly hovering in approval of this woman, as she walks closer to the desk, the door behind Norman Stanton creaks shut on its own, as Norman Stanton turns around nervous, then back forward.))

((smashcut to SHEZZZZTHEbst , turning to face shot, as the lava lamp screen behind her continues to churn, as her hair flops to her back, to the sound of another door opening to the right of the shot. SHEZZZZTHEbst reacts, looks to her right, her face changing to a glow of satisfaction))

SHEZZZZTHEbst : "Ah, just in time. I'm always eternally grateful for our shared office door. I'd like to present my friend and group mentor EECC , but we here like to call him EVNSTVN . EVNSTVN , this is Blerg and his manservant, um..."

((smashcut to P.O.V. of Voice, heard earlier with Tents who has just entered SHEZZZZTHEbst 's office, and stares at the group. SHEZZZZTHEbst is to his right, while Blorg and Norman Stanton stand directly in front of him))

Blorg: "Yes..." ((whispers softly))

Norman Stanton:((smashcut close up))((a little bit more offended than before)) "No, Blorg, and No, I'm Norman. Norman Stanton." ((more uncomfortable now in the direction of the ravishing woman))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) " butofcourseur " ((Norman Stanton's eyes locked in the shot at the camera))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) " yesyesyes " ((giggles))((Norman's eyes dart, then travel back to the center of the shot in the direction of the camera))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Tell me Blern, what compelled you to seek out our organization?"

Blorg:((smashcut close up)) " uhuhuhuh "

EVNSTVN :((voice))((smashcut to Norman Stanton, eyes past shot in the direction of Blorg, nervously eyeing, then turning back towards the camera shot, and blinking three times)) "Do you know much about us, or are you unfamiliar with us, and seek to learn more about us?" ((Norman Stanton nervous, eyes travel upwards towards ceiling))

Blorg:((voice)) " yesssstttteeeerrrrd – yes – yes – yes " ((Norman Stanton's eyes blink twice))

((smashcut to the ceiling, a small orb at the top of the ceiling, with a light that hums, and emanates small white pulses of light at the shot, and downwards as Blorg continues to talk))

Blorg:((smashcut close up, shows antennae as well, a Jacob's Ladder effect traveling up to its tips, as he stands motionless and transfixed)) " yes yesyesyesyes "

Norman Stanton:((smashcut level shot, his face looking up at the ceiling as the pulses become more direct and more intense, tight and rapid)) " us ?" ((his speech is slowed and difficult))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) " thatsdelightful "

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "And you Ned? What of your desire to learn of us?" ((Norman Stanton stares upward, unresponsive, and blinks deeply)) " spkupnow "

Norman Stanton: ((blinks heavier)) " kinnnnndof "

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "Very good. We like to know who we're dealing with. You have no idea how long we've been hiding. We have many foes and allies are not a few, rather many."

Norman Stanton: ((sighing heavily)) " uhmmmm"

Blorg:((smashcut close up, eyes still swirling)) " yes – yes – yesssssssssssss "

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((smashcut smirking, her back to depiction of the double world maps. The pulses of the waves become more intense, with the sounds to correspond likened to radio frequency pulses))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) " keepitscrrt " ((as SHEZZZZTHEbst looks in the direction of EVNSTVN to the right of shot, as she stares at the shot, the pulses becoming more direct and intense. Eventually, the entire shot is bathed in white, and the pulses so thick that the entire camera shot is bleached white. There is a large bellow coming from the shot, that shakes the entire frame by a voice made mention of before))

CATJACK : " BLBLBLOOOORRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGWHRRRREEEEEEEERRRRERRRRUUUUGNGTOTO ?!!!!!!!!!!!! " ((the shot begins to pan out, to a wall alongside a closed wooden interior door within the hallways of the Complex Complex, with a label on the front of the door that reads " THBSAY " ((in Z ))((Translation: " The Next Seen " ))

Jesus:((voice)) "What do we do?"

((smashcut to Jesus, standing beside a very confident Evil Jesus, still holding a steaming mug of it, both staring forward at the door. Jesus to the right, Evil Jesus to the left))

Evil Jesus:((eyebrows raised)) "We?" ((Jesus's face frowning))((the sound of incoming footsteps echoing creates a reaction by the two to both look to the left shot. A familiar voice from the franchise speaks))

LawWolf:((voice)) "Hey J's."

((smashcut to Mithra's Marauders, the SunDogs themselves, approaching from the right of the shot. This Legal Storm includes LawWolf, LegalWolf, LawyerBird, and their new found friend Briefcase . Both the wolves approach the shot on their hind legs as usual, with LawWolf carrying briefcase. LegalWolf is at the side, while LawyerBird is engrossed in a VIC ((( Very Important Call ))) on his cellular telephone))

LawWolf:((smashcut close up, approaching and stopping)) "Why are you two – "

CATJACK : " BLOOOORRRRGGGG " ((LawWolf reacts, eyes wide, statement unfinished))

LawWolf: " – not telling me who that is?"

LegalWolf:((shot slides right)) "Did he say Blorg? As in Blorg Esquire?"

Briefcase:((smashcut close up))((gasps)) "We have Blorg?" ((elated))

Jesus:((smashcut looking around, facing to the right of the shot)) "No, and we're trying to stall for time."

Evil Jesus:((voice, Jesus reacts looking to right of shot)) "No we aren't."

Jesus: "Yes we are."

Evil Jesus:((sighs))((entering shot from the left of shot, walking in front of Jesus in the direction of the door)) "Reeelax it's just some kind of matrimonial discussion, not a pending trial or an extradition hearing. This guy who's after Blorg doesn't even understand that Blorg doesn't even need to be present for us to argue on his behalf."

Jesus: "It's wrong to do so. It's unethical, and besides – "((smashcut to Jesus close up, looking to the right of shot)) "We're supposed to help Blorg, and that means knowing what he wants us to do for him, and not simply have us – "

Evil Jesus:((smashcut close up, standing at the wooden interior door before him in the shot)) " YAYAYAYA I get it just bear with me mon friar and let these lips do the talkin' – " ((Evil Jesus opens the wooden interior door and steps through))

CATJACK :((smashcut to the interior door to the left of the shot, skew shot, as Jesus stands with his back to the shot and the Legal Team stands opposite him. The door flies back open and spews Evil Jesus out of the door and slams shut, after a bellow emerges from within)) " BZAAZSAY " ((in A ))((Translation: " GETOWTIFURNOTBLRRROOOORRRRGGGG "))

Evil Jesus:((smashcut close up, middle of shot rising up off the ground, with the door behind him, Jesus to shot left, and the Legal Team to shot right)) " AHHHH !" ((closer up to Evil Jesus)) " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! " ((extreme close up)) " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!! " ((he keels back over out of the shot onto his back))((smashcut to a bird's eye view over Evil Jesus on the ground, both hands in his mouth chattering away at his fingernails, the shadows of all legal members present looming over him))

LegalWolf:((smashcut, level shot, looking downwards)) "I've never seen a case like this!"

Briefcase:((smashcut close up)) "Me neither!"

Evil Jesus:((rising into shot at random jerking into motion)) "Giant eyes VERRRRYYYY big eyes." ((extreme close up)) " GIANT.... " ((looming at Briefcase who stares at Evil Jesus astonished)) " face head too he was big TOO BIG " ((stops looming at Briefcase, begins to stare off at shot, the camera begins to loom at his face, as he stares off terrified)) "... I can't even think about things now I can only think about him, IT , HIMMMM , " ((smashcut to Jesus, level shot, staring down at his twin)) " ITTTT "

Jesus: "This may require strategy rather than impulse."

LawWolf:((smashcut)) "What about an impulsive strategy?"

Evil Jesus:((rises into shot in front of LawWolf rigidly from ground)) " CATJACK !" ((makes a tense and frightened expression))

CATJACK :((voice)) " BLOOOORRRRGGGG " ((Both LawWolf and Evil Jesus's eyes veer to the left of the shot))

((smashcut to the " THBSAY " door, the subtitle translation listed beneath briefly " The Next Seen " ))

((smashcut to Jesus, his face and torso facing towards the left of shot, his face tense from calm to determined, as his mind is made up.))

Jesus: "I know what I have to do. I'm going to go in there," ((smashcut to LawWolf grimacing)) "and face the sum of Blorg's fears." ((smashcut to Evil Jesus)) To stand up for him and my – " ((sighs)) " - Better self." ((Evil Jesus goes from horror to nervous smile, back to horror))((smashcut to LawyerBird pecking a text)) "To sacrifice my time and energy to do so"

LawyerBird: ((chirps)) "That's nothing new from what I've heard." ((continues pecking text))

Jesus:((smashcut close up))((sighs)) "Yes. Briefcase? You come with me. You three take my 'brother', and go find Blorg. I have a feeling that this all might end badly."

LawWolf: "Like liability?"

Jesus:((voice)) "That."

LegalWolf: "Any idea of where to start looking?"

Jesus:((smashcut))((thinking expression)) "There was this weird commercial on the television that – "

CATJACK :((voice rumbling)) " BLLLLOOOORRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG "

Jesus: "Anyway, that's a good place to start"

LegalWolf:((voice)) "Vague and mysterious. You to a T."

Jesus: ((leaning down into shot, picking up Briefcase)) "Come with me Briefcase."

Briefcase :((smashcut in Jesus's hands)) "I'm safe!"

Jesus:((smashcut from the P.O.V. of the door, Jesus to the right of the shot, and the Legal Team to the left)) "Right, wish me luck." ((as Jesus turns to face the door))

LegalWolf: "You need that more than the rest of us."

((smashcut to Jesus's P.O.V. to the door's front, directly to the sign, reading THBSAY up close in the audience's face))

((smashcut previous, to Jesus taking a deep breath, and leaning into the shot with the sound of the knob turning))

((smashcut previous to pitch darkness, as Jesus's P.O.V. walks in. There in the far distance, roughly fifty paces, is a small table, with a small lamp overhead. Seated at the table, is a mantis, facing the shot, under the glow of the lamp. The sounds of Jesus's steps closing in on the table are echoing against the ground, as the sound of the door creaking closed behind sends the sound hurtling past him, in the direction of the opposite side of the room, whose echo seems endless.))

((smashcut to Jesus, facing to the left of the shot, skewed shot from upwards, holding Briefcase in his right hand as each of his footfalls echoes loudly against the hard floor. His eyes dart back and forth, as the light source before him to the left begins to illuminate his body further, rather than simply a silhouette against the darkness.))

((smashcut to Jesus's P.O.V., approaching the small table, where a now visible female mantis sits, across from him as he approaches the shot, with a small bulb overlooking the table, and two chairs seated on the opposing sides. Fully in view now, the camera ceases movement forward))

((smashcut to Jesus, skew shot left close up, raises left hand up to mouth while clearing throat))

Jesus:((clears throat)) "Hello, I'm Jesus, I'm here on behalf of – "

((smashcut to Jesus P.O.V. to a large figure looming in the background, the traces around the body appear endless, as the shaking in the backdrop produce an effect on the camera, shuddering as the figure seems snake-like, wrapping around the entire shot while the female mantis sits calmly.))

Jesus:((calm, yet wide eyed in surprise)) " – Blorg."

CATJACK :((voice)) " BLORG " ((Jesus gritting teeth in surprise, as his eyes travel upwards and a shadow looms over him, defying the light))

((smashcut previous the head of CATJACK emerging from the darkness, wriggling into the shot from left, hovering and approaching the shot head first, six large black eyes at either side, and two mandibles at the mouth howling in anger))

CATJACK :((voice)) " WHEEREEEEIZTHATSAYSAYIIEISHALLNAYDZTBYAKE "

Female voice:((voice in a lovely Texan accent)) "Mr. Jack? Mr. Jack?" (( CATJACK pausing, reeling back behind the table, while his immense body dominates the background behind the lamp)) "I believe this man here doesn't SAY ."

Jesus:((smashcut, previous shot, surprised expression)) " NAY " ((in A ))((Translation: "I don't say that or anything else that is A "))

CATJACK :((smashcut previous, to CATJACK looming over the table and his client, suddenly begins speaking in a language and dialect the same as his client, English of Texas, the United States of America)) "My mistake Ms. ZHE , I rely upon your voice to guide me in these deliberations, as I don't C well." ((smashcut previous, to Jesus staring surprised, holding steady)) "The name's CATJACK , and this is my client Ms. SHEILLA ZHED "

Briefcase:((smashcut being clutched by Jesus against his white robe in his right hand, close up)) "Charmed!"

((smashcut to Jesus, standing looking to left of shot, as CATJACK continues to speak))

CATJACK :((voice)) "Is that a regional name, Jesus was it, or a single name instead of a first and last."

Jesus:((eyes questioning)) "I – "

SHEILLA :((smashcut, close up))((interrupts)) "Please, if you wouldn't mind, have a seat right over there." ((motions to her right)) "We can get down to our discussion. I don't doubt Blorg couldn't be here for a good reason, - " ((smashcut to Jesus close up, uncertain expression about the sudden changes in their speech and behavior, and it's not because they're Texans )) " - and it's not to say an amicable agreement can't be reached between ourselves and his representative"

Jesus:((zooms into Jesus's upper head, showing eyes and forehead))((inner monologue echoing)) "I have to stall. Something doesn't seem right here." ((there are small blue waves echoing off of Jesus's head)) "Come in Blorg." ((two second pause)) "Blorg, come in. Can you hear me? Consarnit." ((begins speaking normally, but at a whisper, in the direction of Briefcase to his lower right)) "Briefcase, I need to stall until the others find Blorg and bring him here. Will you help me?"

Briefcase:((smashcut facing Briefcase, Jesus's right hand holding the handle that one still wonders might be his nose)) "An opportunity to speak at length?"

Jesus:((smashcut, looking down to right))((smiling awkwardly))

((smashcut to CATJACK and SHEILLA "seated" ((( SHEILLA seated, while CATJACK looms overhead and near to his client, both focused past shot, as Briefcase speaks about his school days))

Briefcase: "Good evening friends, and welcome, to a dissertation by yours truly." ((smashcut to the tabletop, to Briefcase, under the spotlight, the star attraction)) "Who am I, but a humble backcountry Briefcase. My entire life is all the dissertation that I need to offer and for no charge and no fee. Back when I was a HISA , we used to be carried to work everyday. Back in that era of Law, every man and woman needed me, and lots of me. Why, I was vital to the plans and proceeds that delegated and regulated protocol. I was young, beautiful, back when my back wasn't scuffed and my locks were still gold plated and you couldn't see the brass. My I can still recall – No – no wait, let me explain. In those days you see Law meant something important. ((the shot begins to rise to the darkness above, past the hanging lamp and into the shadows as Briefcase's words become muffled and finally muted)) "It was a word that meant something that – " ((the shot finally dissolves to black.))

((the shot begins to zoom out, from dark black hair, that of a small girl, who is hovering in place, with her eyes closed looking to the right of the shot, and has a left hand up with a left index finger up in the air, making a point that someone finds uncomfortable to say the least. Mouth closed, as the shot fully reveals, The Pixie, hovering behind Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, whose face is at the lower right of the shot, scanning and scrutinizing a subject shown off camera))

Pixie: " WHATRRRRUUUUDOIIIING ?" ((Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca reacts in surprised, screaming, turning to face the Pixie, with his back to the camera))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: " AH !!!!" ((pants, his back to camera and facing the Pixie, her eyes still closed and holding up a left index finger)) "Ugh! I'm used to my bodyguards keeping you at bay"

Pixie:((smashcut close up)) " oooo . What are you doing? oooooooo "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "STOP THAT!"((whispers))

Pixie:((whispers)) " yyyyeeeewwww "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Hush!" ((whispering again))

Pixie: " oooo . WHYRRRRUWHISISPRRRRING ?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to his right side, having since turned back towards the right of the shot)) "Why are you speaking in A ? What is with everyone speaking in A these days? It's not like it's anything new you know."

Pixie:((smashcut)) "Fine. Why are you hiding over here and watching that building?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut over the shoulder, shows the Commerce District from afar, the Complex Complex most Complex Complex, the antennae device pointing in the general direction of the large building, that reads U.D.o.A. in large letters able to be seen from a distance.)) "I'm hiding because of that building appearing out of nowhere until recently. I've never even heard of this organization U.D.o.A.. I'm watching it because it's transmitting something I've never seen or heard of before. A big wave that's doing something illegal, and I don't like what it causes. Look!"((the shot pans up to reveal and antennae at the very tippy top of the U.D.o.A. building, with a small ball at the very tip, a pulse being emitted that is white energy, waves pulsing on radio bandwidths, outwards in a orb pattern in every direction)) "See that?"

Pixie:((smashcut, eyes still closed, left index finger still raised))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "That's why I'm watching and waiting, and hiding all at the same time. I want to know what that is and why it's there, and why it affected my bodyguards."

Pixie: " oooo "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Stop that! You're going to get us noticed."

Pixie: "Oh. Oh it's us now is it, and not just you?" ((smashcut closer)) "Fine. Well I'm going to go in for a closer look." ((Pixie moves quickly to the right of the screen past Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca as the shot pans with her movement))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "No! Stop!" ((groans and grumbles))

((smashcut to the previous over the shoulder, to reveal Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca ready to tear his blue hair out, as the Pixie begins to fly in low towards the Commerce District, echoing " yyyyeeeewwww " as she propels herself forward.))

((smashcut to the floor of the Commerce District, vendors reacting to the impending arrival of the Pixie, hearing her from afar become nervous. Some begin to close their doors and lock them, whereas the kiosk vendors haven't a place to hide, and begin to run in the opposing direction of the " yyyyeeeewwww " , all scared or SASABBESAY . One vendor rips up a sign out of the top of his kiosk that reads " sasananadateSAY " and begins running for his life to the right side of the shot. Numerous vendors, some who sell " AAcBB " , " vviid " , " atatZAsay " , " anbbSDAYnanasakeDA ", " vveSAYda ", and other ways of impersonating a human being's identity for the purposes of extortion and blackmail, begin to run from the impending Pixie. The " yyyyeeeewwww " grows louder in the shot, as the base of the stairs of the U.D.o.A. are shown, with the Pixie entering shot, and pausing, while hovering mid-air.))

Pixie: "Ok then." ((continues to travel to the right of shot with " oooo " as opposed to " yyyyeeeewwww "))

((smashcut to the base of the stairs of the U.D.o.A. building, facing the building as the Pixie hovers up the entire flight, " oooo "ing the entire way up.))

((smashcut close up, to facing the double entry door opening wide, the light beams streaming the voice speaking at first, then reacting with:

Voice: "Welcome sis – GYAAAAH "

as the Pixie proceeds up towards the center, through the now open doorway, continuing to " oooo " traveling now through the open doors.))

((smashcut to the opening hall of the U.D.o.A. building, with the Pixie entering from the left of the shot, to reveal after widening out, a long line, full of Klingons, Catpeople, Gorn, SpiderGuard, two lone Kommbots, and the occasional FredWorker, leading up to a golden desk, with a symbol emboldened above: A golden globe, with the letters U.D.o.A. extending out from its center))

((smashcut to the Pixie, hovering eyes closed, left index finger raised, contemplating the necessity of waiting, until she is jolted by a voice from behind her, the camera adjusting))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Blast! We'll – " ((camera adjusting, widening to include Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, as the Pixie reacts))

Pixie: " ah " ((surprised, yet eyes still remain closed))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((annoyed)) "Stop that!"

Pixie: " yewwww "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Shh! You'll – "

((A voice interrupts, the voice belonging to a man to the right of the shot.))

Voice: "What are you kids doing back here?" ((as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, and the Pixie both react turning to the right of the shot))

((smashucut, to the feet of a tall man, beginning with black leather sneakers and blue jeans, rising up past his torso to his head, revealing a dark blue hooded sweatshirt and a blue baseball cap. Once again, his name is Dale, and he stands looking down on the shot with his fists on his hips))

Dale: "This isn't a place for children. Where are your parents?"

((a small left hand and index finger extends from the shot, pointing in the direction of Dale, who responds with a cockeyed stare and a raised eyebrow))

Pixie:((voice)) " yyyyeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

((smashcut to the Pixie pointing upwards, interrupted by Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's right hand pulling hers down, as the shot widens to reveal a very nervous child in a labcoat, nervously laughing))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((nervous laughter)) "Ah haha hello Mr. Adult sir, don't mind my flying friend here, but we're here on business with the proprietor of this establishment"

Dale:((smashcut previous, level shot with his upper torso and head)) "Business eh? Well I'd say get in line, but you already are. The name's Dale, and you two are?" ((raising eyebrow))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut, showing the Pixie and himself at Dale's feet, to the lower right of the shot)) " imcrazy " ((nervously, with grin))

Pixie:((turns to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, pointing with left index finger)) " oooo "

Dale:((slowly pans in close up, squinting smiling, looming into shot)) "Crazyoooo?" ((looms in a little more)) "Nice to meet you." ((the sound of a nearby intercom interrupts Dale's moment, as the sound of a British woman's voice over the speaker begins to speak))

Intercom Voice:((smashcut to an intercom close up, the speaker facing the shot, as zooms at full speed in to the very mesh of the speaker)) "Your attention please." ((shot reloads from start, zooms once more at full speed to the entire intercom)) "Your attention. All those awaiting the NUC seminar pleased proceed to the room labeled LNA7" ((smashcut to the entire line, wide shot, looking past the shot though in the direction of the camera)) " There will be a reception preceding the introductory film, followed by refreshments in the forms of both AAC and DDP ." ((the waiting crowd goes into hysterics in the direction of the camera, not wanting to be left out. The entire line morphs into a stampede into the shot, following a brief exchange of glances between those awaiting the seminar.))

Dale:((smashcut previous, to Dale, looming into the shot, smiling directly at Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, shown off camera)) "Well, I'll see you both in there." ((he steps back off of the shot in the direction of the rear right of shot, never taking his eyes off of Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca))

((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, and the Pixie, as the Pixie is about to follow off to the right of the shot in the direction of the seminar and Dale, when Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca steps in and stops her.))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((hand on her right shoulder)) "Don't." ((she stops, turning about, hovering in the air)) "Don't follow him."

Pixie: "Why? He said he'll see us there."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, his eyes scanning forward in the direction of Dale, standing near the entrance to the hallway leading to the seminar, torso up, as Dale continues to gaze and smiling at Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, as Dale seems to glide to the right of the shot while never ceasing eye contact))((voice)) "Yes, but why? I'm not sure." ((smashcut to Dale's eyes close up, as he continues to glide to the right)) "It's like he was probing my brain with his eyes."

The Pixie:((voice))"That's not how you probe a brain." ((Dale disappears around the dividing wall towards the seminar.))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to the Pixie, facing to the left of the shot, left index finger raised and eyes closed))((voice)) "Quiet!"

Pixie: " yyyyeeeewwww "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((entering shot from the left, stands in front of the Pixie while she changes direction facing to the right)) "Besides, I want to find a way to get up to that antennae. I'm going to stop that transmission."

Pixie: "Stop the transmission from what?"

((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca's P.O.V. facing towards the receptionist desk, manned by two Ethereal Spirits under the Golden Globe, bored, as one stares off into space, the other looks enamored by something behind the desk, as his/her eyes dart back and forth, either an interesting book, or Pong.))

Pixie:((voice)) "Well?"

((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, close up face, eyes clenched, mouth and lips taut.))

Pixie:((voice)) "Where is the transmission going?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Thaaaat's a more reasonable question, and weeee should find thaaaat out." ((runs out of the shot, low on patience and hoping to lose the Pixie, as he finds it difficult to answer her question.))

Pixie:((enters shot, hovering and flying right through the shot)) "Hey! Wait for oooo "

((smashcut to one of the receptionists behind the desk, the bored one who isn't involved with something engrossing or technical or otherwise interesting. He/she is blue/green, and is humanoid in appearance, as with all Ethereal Spirits in this particular franchise. The shot is over the top of the desk, and focused entirely on this one Ethereal Spirit, who is seated, and suddenly brought back to interest as a voice off camera speaks))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Excuse me?"((the Ethereal Spirit reacts, head cocked, looking around with both eyes in the direction, eyes darting, eventually squinting with eyes darting in both directions, finally upward)) "Hey! Down here!" ((Ethereal Spirit reacts, looms into shot with eyes peering down, lips jutting outwards and analyzing the voice out of the shot))((smashcut to the Ethereal Spirit's P.O.V. looking down to the floor of the reception area, now vacant aside from two children, one wearing an oversided white laboratory coat with a head a longish blue hair, puffed upwards, and a floating brunette Pixie with fairy wings with eyes closed and a malevolent left index finger. The very tip of the edge of the desk is in the shot as well, when the small preteen, begins to speak))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Hi, I was hoping to get a tour of the upper part of your facility." ((smashcut to the Ethereal Spirit, left arm resting on the tip of the desk, looming and looking downwards with skepticism and discontent for his/her state in existence. 'This is my day, and it had to involve children' face.)) "Perhaps you could arrange such for the two of us?"

Ethereal Spirit:((eyes rolling about quickly, mouthing an expression that begins with 'Yeeee' and ends with)) "Pass." ((frumpy Monday expression)) "Incidentally, we also don't allow children to be part of the congregation, seminars, or at any point members." ((smashcut previous to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca making an irritated expression, with the Pixie staring at the shot, ironclad in her resolve)) "Something about how they never seem to contribute fiscally. What about your parents, or perhaps any other adults you might know?

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "The adults I know went mad and are unconscious. Maybe you could define to me the necessary figure for such a tour?" ((appears to be reaching behind for his wallet))

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "No, no, and no, I see, and I don't care, in any particular order" ((smashcut previous)) "Listen, go do what children and..." ((squinting)) "...spirits do and don't do that here. Go elsewhere and call it that. Patent it too. Then grow up and come here."((smashcut wide to the front of the desk, as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, turns around dejected with the Pixie in tow)) "Goodbye."

Ethereal Spirit:((shuddering)) "Children." ((Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, fists at his side at the last comment, groaning as both dominate the shot with the reception desk in the background))

Pixie: "Well that wasn't yyyyeeeewwww "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "No that wasn't." ((sighs)) "Well, I didn't come all this way to just give up. Besides, that's going to keep transmitting and buzzing and whatevering unless someone will turn it off. And I'm that someone."

Pixie:((whispers)) "You said you were crazy ."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "HUSH!"

Pixie: " oooo "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "I know, this always works on the television."

((smashcut still within the U.D.o.A. building, as the P.O.V. of the camera lurches uneasily forward towards the reception desk and the same Ethereal Spirit, who is now once again, looking off to the right into a realm of boredom, left appendage on chin))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice gruff, deeper)) "Excuse me sir."

Ethereal Spirit:((sighs, still staring off to the right, slowly turning towards the shot)) "I am of no gender"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to over the shoulder the Ethereal Spirit, facing towards a now hovering Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, a comb taped under his nose. His upper torso is shown over the top of the desk bobbing up and down as he looks smug and confident)) "I knew that. I am-" ((clears throat deeper)) "I am an adult. A wealthy one. Very wealthy. I'd like to learn more about your organization."

Ethereal Spirit: "Not just wealthy? Wow."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: " wow ? Very wow ."

Pixie:((voice)) " yyyyeeeewwww " ((Ethereal Spirit reacts, puzzled))

Ethereal Spirit: "What was that?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: ((nervous, clears throat again)) "My apologies, I suffer from ' oooo ' , it's a rare condition, not contagious mind you."

Ethereal Spirit:((smashcut close up, eyes looking up and down squinting)) "Sounded more like a ' yyyyeeeewwww ' ((pauses)) or was it ' bbbboooo '. "

Pixie: ((voice)) " yyyyeeeewwww "

Ethereal Spirit: "Yes. Yes like that. Thank you." ((raises eyebrow towards shot))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut, over the shoulder Ethereal Spirit, facing towards Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca)) "It sometimes causes uh... um..." ((looking downwards, then back up)) "Levitation." ((Ethereal Spirit gasps)) "Sometimes."

Ethereal Spirit: "I have that too! Is it serious?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Well, I – "

Ethereal Spirit:((looking to the left of the shot, past camera, terrified expression)) "Hey Bob! Hey!"

Ethereal Bob:((smashcut to the other receptionist, Ethereal...Bob, who is deeply intertwined with looking at the floor all this time, as he turns to the shot to the right)) "What?" ((grumpy))

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "He says we've got something called " oooo " ((Ethereal Bob looks horrified, eyes agape))

Ethereal Bob: "What?!"

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "We might have a condition!"

Ethereal Bob:((shot pans inwards to his face, as his Ethereal features crumple and crinkle in fright.)) "Oh my SHAAZ !" ((rubber band to his face)) "I have to go to the doctor!"

Ethereal Spirit:((smashcut previous, to the over the shoulder shot, as the Ethereal Spirit reacts in panic)) "I have to go tell my wife!" ((both Ethereal Spirit receptionists abandon their post, leaving a bobbing and hovering Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, standing before the desk, unescorted, unattended, with a phone maybe about to ring. (((you never know))) ))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: ((voice still deep)) "I didn't expect that."

Pixie:((voice)) "Married and no gender? That is surprising!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: " SH! "

Pixie: " oooo "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((sighs)) "Well we got this far. Let's see if we can just find it on our own. Can you fly us to the top?"

Pixie:((voice)) "Not unless I VYVYE "

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((groans))((looks up and around the reception area)) "Let's just find some stairs or an elevator." ((pointing to the right)) "That way" ((The Pixie flies to the left)) "No that way!" ((groans))

Pixie:((stops moving and just hovers))((voice)) "That way is any way when I can't see, and I can't see because you're sitting on my head."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut to facing the U.D.o.A. desk, revealing the hovering two)) "If I were the legs, I'd know which way that way was."

Pixie: "That way wasn't which way."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((sighs)) "Left. Let's just find the roof."

((the shot zooms inwards towards the U.D.o.A. desk, in the direction of a small surveillance camera at the upper right of the shot, zooming forward until it overtakes the shot. The shot then begins to pan outward, as we are now looking at another surveillance camera, this time on the outside of the building facing downwards towards the Commerce District. As the shot continues to zoom outwards, we find ourselves focused on a blue glowing toilet brush, leaning comfortably against a wall on the exterior of the U.D.o.A. building. The sound of footsteps grows nearer, as with each step the sound of a cello begins to play one chord. It's his fear, her, PsyWizarddress, as she steps softly into the shot, the camera following her from right to left, the cello adjusting to her erratic pace, sniffing and snorting and panting and champing, entering the shot in search of PsyFred. She peels around the corner after passing the innocent toilet brush, which lay on a hard texture, and is leaning against an expensive looking and very elaborate texture, that would require VYVYIIDASAY . Her hands are folded downwards, with her fingertips to the floor as she skulks, and voices her objective))

PsyWizarddress: "One day PsyFred. One day you'll have to yyyyeeeellll and when yyyyeeeewwww DO , I'll be ready to ACC " ((begins to cackle, her spectacles and brunette hair glistening malevolently. She leaves the shot to the left around the corner of the frame, as the camera slides back in the direction of the right, to reveal PsyFred leaning towards the left of shot, very nervous and exasperated expression with additional rings around his pupils, his eyes wide and very uneasy. He slowly turns 180 degrees to the right of the shot, and begins to walk towards the frame, his face turning to the right at the last second, as he encounters a wall, a wall of a man, a man that is thebignorm , standing directly in his path. He is 450 degrees at the moment, heated with an unfinished his argument from the previous installment, and seeks to COOL7 from this moment further. PsyFred's eyes and body freeze in his general direction, thebignorm waits for him to speak.))

PsyFred: " YYYYEEEEHHHH "

thebignorm :((awaiting this moment)) " O.... O.... OOOOHHHHAAAAAAAA ---- "

((Suddenly, thebignorm 's face becomes that of terror as well, the voice of PsyWizarddress interrupting his interjection))

PsyWizarddress: "Where are yyyyeeeewwww PsyFred?"

((smashcut thebignorm face and torso, feet as well, the mania and rage now replaced. Panic, fear so many words, all apply that would denote an expression and a response that would signify completely and utter terror. He stands motionless, STAYNANASAKE , a FU that he has yet to ever experience being affiliated with the NANASAKE . His head shakes in a frenzy, and tumultuous jittering overtakes his figure, as though he was just a container of popcorn this whole time. He stands motionless, as PsyFred enters the shot standing in front of him facing past the shot as well, as the sound of malevolent cellos near.))

PsyWizarddress:((voice)) " SAYtheeruuuur !!!!"

thebignorm :((screams as loud as sound will permit)) " AHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH " ((his screaming continues as PsyFred begins to run around the corner previous traveled around by PsyWizarddress before she had passed him as a toilet brush. thebignorm remains terrified as the cellos draw nearer, sounding more and more like the theme from a shark movie. PsyFred re-emerges into the shot in the form of an electrical cord, glowing blue, and SYSYI or wraps around thebignorm with a BB7 spell, forcing him to flee and MM7EDED or to move quickly and run away. The cellos and PsyWizarddress's footfalls drawing ever closer, as her pursuit brings her dangerously close to her prey.))

PsyWizarddress:((running in from left of shot, back to shot)) "You can't run! You can't! You're yelling!" ((smashcut to below her torso skewed upward to her face and right up her nostrils )) "You thought you could ZA me out of the shitbrick! YOU dznt IV ya ! You didn't even want to CALLmzt ! I want to talk to you and make you NA ! I want my NTT so I can YY and STST113YAY ! I'll get away with it too!"((cackles))((smashcut to PsyFred in the form of a cord streched across the entire screen glowing blue, horizontally from right to left of shot, as thebignorm is pulled from the left of shot spinning rapidly towards the right and being dragged by PsyFred, with PsyWizarddress on his heels, as the three pass by a basement window of the U.D.o.A. building, while the shot hangs steady)) " bamn ! Come back here!"

((the sound of the cello footsteps becomes faint, as the shot zooms into the basement window. There is a faint light, and into the window the camera goes, revealing a basement of savage design. There is a chair bolted to the floor, and a figure sitting upon it, as the shot approaches from the right side, as he sits upright in the chair, seated in the direction of a faint light, another projector, only this time minus the fanfare and the cinema seating. As the shot draws nearer, we see on the projector's screen as the camera swivels to behind Fred Ventresca seated, that it shows a picture of a sunny day, over a large meadow overlooking a pond. There is a voice in the background, of a familiar woman.))

beth:((voice)) " ruhpy ? ruhpy ?"

Fred Ventresca: "N – No."

((smashcut facing Fred Ventresca in the chair, being jolted by a severe amount of electricity for his response, being positive or negative. His eyes are clamped open and he is restrained around his head and body. Upon being jolted, there are laughs from all around him, as his eyes dart about, with one shrill HAHA while the others simply laugh DUH – DUH . beth enters the shot with her back to the shot at first, standing directly in front of Fred Ventresca, whose eyes travel upwards uncomfortably))

beth:((voice)) " dounoyimmad ? " ((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V. facing beth, who holds in her hand a small metal rod, that is connected to an orange extension cord, waving it around in her hands. It has two buttons, as she looms over the shot in Fred Ventresca's direction.)) " dounoyimmad ? " ((she points the rod at the shot, as it begins to glow at the tip with a white wave pulsing out of its tip, humming at the same time as she holds down the button that looks green.)) " u . uhvtosayit . uhvtosayilvu . u . " ((looms into shot, staring deeply with lower lip quivering)) " doit . doit ." ((smashcut to Fred Ventresca's face facing the shot, eyes darting left))((smashcut to Fred Ventresca P.O.V. to Babytoothedman, crop haired and all, the spitting image of Jon Williamson, staring down into the shot at Fred Ventresca)) "doit . ((beth stands in front of the shot now, as the P.O.V. follows her only now)) " nowdoit . now . now . " ((her pupils spin clockwise)) " ilvu . " ((freezes)) " nowdoit . now . doit ." ((waves the rod in P.O.V.'s face)) " sayit . " ((looms into closer)) sayilvubetttthhhhsayitdoitdoitdoitdoitnow . " ((moves out of shot, seems offended)) now. " ((eyes widen, grits teeth angrily, exhibits signs of lunacy and pent up aggression, more than likely only to males.)) " Doitdoitnownowdoit . " ((stares into shot with the rod holding the yellow button while pressing the rod point first into shot aggressively)) " freddoitnowdoitnowdoitnownowdoitnownowdoitnowdoit . " ((a voice not heard since the original installment of this franchise reminds us all he's still there))

Insane Fred: " 8 ! 8 times !" ((slides to left, to show Insane Fred, the likeness of Fred Ventresca similar, but with jet black hair, shackled to a chair giggling while wearing a white straight jacket.))(((Insane Fred is just someone who thought he was Arnie Colon, a friend of there's who lurked in the same cocaine dungeon 2-32 Aspen Way. He and his friend, both of whom seems to suddenly enjoy video games, like to film women passed out and drunk being manipulated, and like the same films as well. I keep getting on these tangents, but when you have inspiration like all of this, why not write about it?))) " lokimfrd ! lokimfrd ! col . col . 8 times 2 fred8times2fredimthecolllonimthe – " ((a pale hand reaches in from off camera right and slaps him across the left side of the face. He reacts without smiling, wobbling in place following the impact))

beth: ((smashcut close up, looming over shot, her skin briefly becomes more wrinkled and her hair glazed with white)) " shutupupshutupupurntfredu . urnotfrdicntstndu . u . udntlv . u . udidntluvmeu . uhtmemeu . ufredu . sayit . sayit . sayitit . now . ruhpy . ruhpy . ruhpy . " ((the background behind her on the projector screen, changes from the sunny meadow to a man's genitals being mutilated close up)) " ruhpy . ruhpy ." ((she stares into the shot menacingly))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "W – What the hell is that?" (( beth 's eyes spinning violently counterclockwise as she closes in on the shot, he upper teeth biting her lower lip erratically and violently))

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, close up, skew shot right side of face, him facing towards the left, eyes darting around unsanely as he is still restrained to the chair))

((smashcut to the BabytoothedMan crophaired man whose laugh sounds less derisive and less focused or coordinated to be mocking))

BabytoothedMan: " haha ."

((slides right to reveal Black haired woman, metal plate protruding from her head, drooling and laughing as she looms into shot at camera))

Black haired woman: " duhduhduh "

((slides left and cocks right as Young Man leans forward, who offered brochures earlier to passersby. His eyelids are half opened while his jack slacks open))

Young Man: " haurgy "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut previous, close up, he jitters)) "You guys are freaks!"

beth :((voice)) " frk . frky . " (( beth's right hand, pale white and wrinkled with four liver spots enters the shot, with long yellow and white fingernails poking Fred Ventresca's face and nose)) " rusur . " ((begins poking Fred Ventresca's nose repeatedly)) " ru . ru . " ((smashcut to beth looming over the shot, facing lower left, face cringing and wrinkling, then not)) " usythtlykurthtt ." ((leans in)) " urgay . ustnk ."((leans out, eyes closed self righteously))" urthfrkkusuku . u . " ((her right hand leaves the shot and frame, to retrieve a yellowish / white telephone receiver, and holds to her right ear))((pauses, eyes open, looking at Fred Ventresca cruelly)) " ruthr besabthe " ((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, still strapped in, eyes bleary and bloodshort and looking up past the shot, blinking twice and eyes now darting about)) " iuno . he saydtht . ya . ok . ya . fne . ya . ya . fne . " ((smashcut previous, still on the phone)) " ya . bthesaydthbethgay . ya . ok . ok . bah . " (( beth 's right hand leaves the shot, stretching oddly outward to the right of the shot, as he eyes open widely, and drop downwards in the direction of Fred Ventresca, he pose rigid and diabolical. )) " doulkhour . cuzwdothssssnw . 2u ."

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What are you talking about?"

beth : " we mkhmu " ((slides to Insane Fred who attempts to resemble Fred Ventresca, smiling and shaking in an intimidating manner))((voice)) " ntu . ufukupupupup . udidsumthg "

Insane Fred: " iamhm . iamhm . jesus . iamhm . dude . imhm ."

beth :((smashcut close up, eyes swirling)) " shtuup . sh . ntu . hm ." ((she points to the right off camera, as the shot slides past BabytoothedMan and the Black haired woman, to reveal Young Man, standing dumbly, with his jaw hanging open and blinking lazily. His expression is that reserved for one who is taken off guard, and looks at the camera disgusted.))

Young Man: " duh ."

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What?"

beth :((smashcut close up, excited, smile twiching and uneven)) " sh . jstsh. Wlmkhmlku . thnwegtd . " ((eyes looking past camera, her smile jutting at times downward and upward)) " hesayhesu . wheeeedgtd7 . thnwheyay ." ((her expression becomes more delirious, but happy!))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What does that even mean?"

((smashcut to Fred Ventresca, close up, still strapped to the chair, as the sound of DUH DUH and coherent giggling surrounds him, echoing))

((smashcut to Young Man, his face still disgusted, a pale white hand, wrinkled entering the shot with long yellow fingernails, the hand of beth . She holds in her hand a small drink, of metallic looking liquid resembling mercury. The glass is roughly the same size as a double shot glass, filled to the brim and spilling slightly))

beth :((voice)) " drnkthuwlgtcol ." ((the Young Man takes the shotglass with his right hand, and staring in past the shot towards beth off camera, drinks the entire glass. His face suddenly writhes, choking back and righting himself, suddenly has the face of Fred Ventresca, but the hairstyle and color remain the same.)) " nwucnthd . heegetsssstoblmu . hegetsssslaiiddddnow "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up, ravenous and spasming)) "What the fuck are you talking about?!"

beth :((voice)) " u . u . uuuuu ." ((Fred Ventresca's expression estranged))((smashcut to beth still facing downwards to the lower left of the shot, lips furrowing in anger, blinks once, eyes closed, and takes a deep breath. Calm now, she exhales slowly and opens eyes, with a uneven smirk)) " nowfrdnewsaysumtng " ((smashcut to Young Man, whose new name from this point on his frdnew ))

frdnew : ((expression attempts to be disgusted, cannot seems to match facial expression, tongue hanging out, face twitching. Finally, gives up, stares straight at shot with tongue half hanging out and blinking once)) " duh ."

beth :((voice)) " no . no . no . uhv2bhm . uhv2 . " ((smashcut previous beth facing left of shot, lips quivering, and trying to erratically smirk)) " bhm . bhm ."

frdnew :((voice)) " duh ."

(( beth being more erratic now, jittering in place in anger, her mouth an uneven and unstable oscillation, the sound of Insane Fred laughing as beth 's eyes dart in the direction of his utterance))

Insane Fred:((smashcut close up)) " hahahzme " ((he stops talking, smiling as a shadow looms over him, beth , who overtakes the shot))

beth :((voice)) " usk . untfrdlkeyeeeewnt " ((smashcut previous to beth standing and looming over the shot))" iwnthmandhewnthim " ((she points with her right hand, thumb outward in the direction of the origin of the yellowish / white telephone.))

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What are you blathering about? Who's him?! Who wants me?!" ((smashcut close up to Fred Ventresca's face)) "Who?!" ((smashcut closer to Fred's left eye)) "Whoooo?" ((the echo trails off))((the white eye and pupil now dominate the shot as the eye blinks, revealing a different eyelid color. The shot begins to pull outward from the eye, revealing the left eye of Tents, in the reflection of a glass window))

Tents:((voice)) "Whoooo am I? What am I? Why did I even care at all?" ((shot fully pans out, revealing Tents standing and looking at himself in the glass reflection of a storefront, his back towards the Commerce District of the Complex Complex staring into the shot))

((smashcut over the shoulder Tents, as he stares at his reflection in the glass, his expression that of shame and dischord. The shop before him is closed and the region around him darkened as the FredVerse experiences The Slumber, an effects that relates to the passage of 77EBB . He stands before the glass, and takes in a deep breath only to sigh, as he turns away from the glass, head pointed downward and eyes half closed in a solemn fashion. The sound of footsteps behind him closer to the store echo into the shot))

Voice, Western American:((voice)) "Mister? I'm afraid I'm not selling standing room. We're closed."

Tents:((silent, and non-responsive))

Voice, Western American:((voice)) " Mister?" ((Tents walks forward out of the shot, as the voice behind him within the store speaks once more)) " Stop by tomorrow I have some then."

((smashcut to a wide thoroughfare, now inactive save for Tents, shot facing his left side, as he is pitched against a full moon, of many, though one full being THBYAYAAC ))

Tents:((sighs)) "How am I supposed to keep going? Was the purpose of my life just to come full circle to more questions? Was I supposed to never have an answer for myself?" ((smashcut close up Tents, facing skew to the right Just others?)) "What is the point?" ((Tents looks more self-absorbed in his plight, yet manages to look off camera to the left as the shot hangs as he stops, to a man standing still, holding a flower pot with a flower within, staring at him))

((smashcut to the man, facing to the right, skew shot. He resembles a Fred, but is wearing a blue jumpsuit. He is a DERFR , the sect of silent monks that live in the upper reaches of the mountainscape of the FredVerse. He is holding a blue and purple flower with nine petals and a blue yellow center at his torso within a pot, being held with both hands, as he stares past the shot without emotion, as a breeze enters the shot from the right. The breeze moving through the leaves, provokes the sound of a voice spoken from the leaves))

Leaves: " FFFFOOOOLLLLOOOOWWWWHMMMMM " ((smashcut previous, to an astonished Tents, who like most had never heard the wind speak before, let alone through a flower serving as a translator. He stares past the shot, blinking seven times.))

((smashcut to the DERFR , who stares past the shot, at Tents, who now turns to his right, and walks out of the shot))

((smashcut previous, to Tents who moves into the shot, still amazed and wide eyed expression in pursuit of the DERFR ))

((smashcut wide as Tents follows behind the jumpsuit wearing DERFR , carrying before him the flower and pot, as he walks out of the Commerce District of the Complex Complex, in the direction of the forest and hills, on the outskirts of NANA .))

((smashcut to the crest of a small hill, trees and leaves surrounding, as the DERFR 's whole body is seen now, also revealing behind the pointed head of Tents, who is not far behind, and continuing to follow the path of the mysterious silent man and his flower.))

((smashcut wide shot, to a large mountain, showing the peak and snaking path ascending, weaving upward and snaking around various rocks and points to the summit. The back of the DERFR is shown, as he walks back to the shot into the frame. He stops briefly, then, continues to walk forward, up the path to the summit. His steps are ahead of Tents's, who emerges into the shot momentarily after, pausing, then pursuing the DERFR up the windy jagged slopes.))

((smashcut to the high view, a scaled shot as Tents is smaller now against the high cliffs, roughly 12 paces behind the DERFR , akin to 29 feet as the shot remains stable, high above their path. The village of DERFR is shown near the top of the path, which was also shown in the initial installment of this franchise. The two are close to the entry way of the compound.))

((smashcut to the borders of the entry into the compound, as the DERFR passes from left to right of the shot, clutching the flower as though it could shatter into thousands of fragments. He is out of the shot with the flower, as Tents, breathless, finally catches up. He makes an awkward observation.))

Tents: "Excuse me. Wait." ((smashcut to the DERFR , alone in the shot turning to the right, to face Tents, skew shot facing towards camera left.))((smashcut, panting)) "Couldn't we have taken the stairs?" ((slides to right of shot, to a narrow staircase leading up the cliffs to the top)) "Or the road?" ((slides right further, revealing the overpass and the stretch of highway that was shown in the first installment of this franchise)) "Or the elevator?" ((slides further to the right, to reveal three fully functional elevators from the base of the mountain leading up, one opening, depositing three DERFRS in jumpsuits to top revealed in shot))

((smashcut previous, to the DERFR , blank stare, as the flower once more provides insight, care of a gust of wind from the right of the shot))

Leaves: " THEEEEPATHTOENLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIITTTTEEEETNNTNTMNTTIZAPTAHSAYSAYNYNY "

Tents:((smashcut close up, breathless, yet holding breath for two seconds. Lets go and breathes out)) "What's that supposed to mean?"

((smashcut previous as the DERFR now turns to his previous heading, walking into the DERFR compound with the funny foliage.))

Tents:((voice)) "Hey!" ((smashcut to Tents, further, now walking towards shot on all legs)) "I'm talking to you friend."

((smashcut to the DERFR who walks into the shadow of an alcove of a building, entrance facing shot, disappears into the shadows))

((smashcut previous to Tents, who stops upon walking forward in pursuit, and looks upward))

((smashcut to Tents P.O.V., the sight of a large roofed building. The trim is green, and the walls are solid blue. It has fourteen windows, and two opening doors in the dront. His eyes scan upwards slowly, panning to reveal the roof, a pitched pointed roof, sloping on four sides, with one of the fourteen windows near the top of the tip, facing outward with a light flickering and in a welcoming manner, that Tents fixates upon. The flame speaks as it dances, the flickering beckoning with words))

Flame:((flickers)) " IIIIAAAAMMMMAPTH4444UUUU "

((smashcut to Tents, his eager face up close and his eyes wide, reading the clue flickering in the window above him. He strides into the shot, skewed to the right and approaching the camera right))

((smashcut wide, face of the large DERFR building as the candle burns at the top window, the figure of Tents enters the doorway slowly, as the shot changes quickly))

((smashcut, to a spiraling staircase, tight quarters, ascending upwards to the left of the shot, the stairs creaking under each footfall of Tents, each landing speaking as he pressed onward to the top))

Stairs:((each step speaking through creaks as he ascends))((creaks)) " I – AM – G – OOOO – NNNN – IIII –NGNGNGNG – TTTT – OOOO – CHCHCHCH – ANANAN – GEGE – YOUUU "

((Tents, notices the sound of the words, looking down with each step, but continues to ascend into the face of the shot))

((smashcut to an opening in a floor, a trapdoor, facing the shot. The room surrounding is painted blue with yellow trim, and floor painted yellow. The trapdoor rises to reveal the head and eyes of Tents pushing up through the narrow opening into the room, the highest room of the building and resembling that of a smaller attic. He hesitates, and then continues moving up through the small opening with his entire body, with his face and eyes revealed by the flickering light, with the shot pulling backwards as Tents pauses movement, to reveal the flame, atop a candle and caressing the oily wick, the same in the shot between Tents and the camera. The flame dances in communication once more.))

Flame:((flickering)) " COMMEEEECLLLOOOOSRSRTOTOMMMMYTOMMMMYYYY "

((smashcut to Tents's head and body, rising up out of the trapdoor, now fully in the room and the shot. His footsteps touching the floor echo, and speak as well.))

Floor:((each footfall starting with his exit from the trapdoor speaking)) " SAY – NO – THING – KEEP – STILL – NOW "

((smashcut close up, Tents's face and eyes, the flame shone in his pupils and the flickering speaking to him once more, as Tents remains motionless.))

Flame:((flickering, dancing in Tents's eyes)) " SOUUUUSEEKWIIZZDUUMANDTHEEENONONOLDLDGGGGEEEEOFWUUUTTIZIZNONONONOWWWWNNNNANDUNNNNNNNNONOOWWNNNNNN ? "

Tents:((voice, entranced, whispers)) "Yes."

((smashcut to the flickering candle, closer up, panning closer to the source, the backdrop against the open window looking out over the FredVerse.)) " UUUUPRPRMITMYNAMMMMEEEETONOTHEYOUOFWHOOOOUUUURRRRTOOOOSOSOSHOOOOWWWWWHATLILIFFFEEEEEEEEEIZ "

Tents:((voice, whispers)) "I – I don't understand."

Flame:((flickering, crackles)) " UUUUASKOFMEWATTTTTHETRUUUUTHIZBUTNEGLCCCTTTTYRLIFFE ."

Tents:((voice, half whispers)) " No I." ((sighs)) " I don't understand, -" ((smashcut to Tents's eyes close up, trying to find the words with his eyes)) "I just was... I followed the man with the... I guess I don't know what to say really."

Flame:((flickering in Tents's eyes)) " UUUUSAYALOOOOTTTTFFFFOOOORRRRWOOONHODUZZNTNOWATTTTTOOOOSAY "

Tents:((closes eyes, shakes head)) "I'm sorry." ((opens eyes, stares again at candle)) "I'm not doing well, and I think I might be in trouble." ((sighs)) "My friends – "

Flame:((snaps)) " THEEEEBANDIZNTBROOOOKN " ((Tents's eyes wide in amazement))((smashcut Flame closeup, Tents's P.O.V.)) " PRHHHHAAAAPPPPZUFELLLLUWLLDDDDBBTRHRORTHR " ((flickering out towards a star in the night sky, which shines briefly, twinkling)) " ORTHR " ((the flame whips in the other direction in the night sky against the window's view, as another far away star glistens))

Tents:((voice, half whisper)) "The thought had crossed my mind." ((the flame curdles slightly)) " I sacrificed what my friends thought was the most important. What I felt was most important."

Flame:((smashcut to Tents's eyes once more)) " WUZZZZIT ?"

Tents:((voice, his gaze falls to the floor, eyelids half closed)) "No..."

Flame:((smashcut close up against the window of stars behind, twisting and flickering)) " THOOOOSSSSEWHOOOOSKMESKTHMSLVEEEESANDFNDMEEYEGYYYDDDDEEEEANDCASTLTITITUPONTHEEEETRUTHTH "

Tents:((voice)) "Cast?"

Flame: " LITE " ((The room beams in light, bright and brilliant, white against all surfaces, blindingly so, where Tents and the candle and the lone candleholder are pitted against pure white, and both stand motionless. At first, the shot fires on the camera))

((smashcut to Tents blinded at first the brilliance of the white light, his tentacles at his face and eyes))

((smashcut to the two standing facing one another, the room around the two dissolved completely to pure white.))

Tents: "What? Where is the room?"

Flame: " AROOOOMANDGONE ." ((smashcut close up to the flame)) " TENTZZZZUCYRSLFASGONELIKETHEROMMLIKEWATWUZ.UC ? "

Tents:((voice)) "No." ((flame shrinks)) "Well, I guess so, -" ((the flame lengthens once more)) "I'm not feeling like I was"

Flame: " SOTHTIZGONE.U. "

Tents:((smashcut to Tents)) "No."

Flame:((smashcut flame)) " RITEHRURURHERE.THATWATWUZIZGONE.NICE "

Tents:((voice)) "No."

Flame: " OKGLDUNOTHT "

Tents:((voice)) "Look, I'm going to be honest, I – "

Flame: " THEUDOOOOAIZBADDDONTGOTHRUWNTTHRTONOTRUUTHTHBUTFOUUNDNDTHEEIRIRTRUTHNOTTRUUTHTHNOTYRTRUUTHTH "

Tents:((voice)) "He didn't care what I sought. I didn't even have a chance to say. I didn't with you either, but – "

Flame: " BUTTEYENOYRNAMEANDEYESESEEYRRRRTHOOUUGHTTZ " ((smashcut close up, Tents's face, his eyes watching the flame once more)) " YREYESSSSRGGIISSTTRMESEEMEANDEYESEEEEEYRRRRPULLSESEYRRRRSPARKKKKUCANTTHIDEFRMMMMMEEEEIFICULDNTSEEETHATATLLLLITCULDBANDEYEWULDNTNOUTOMMMMYYYYTENTAAAACCCCLLLLEEEES ." ((Tents's eyes wider, now nervous)) " ALLFLAAAAMMMMEEEESSSSSTARTWITHASPARKTHOMASANDTHEFLAAMMEEEESSSSOOOOFFFFLLLLIFEEEERRRRAPPPPUUUULSEEEEANDUUUUTHINKYRSPAAAARRRRKKKKIZGONETHTYRPULLSESESESESEBINEEEERRRRT "

Tents:((pauses, the flame now still in his eyes, awaiting his reply))((whispers)) "Perhaps."

Flames:((flickers once more)) " ICUANDEYESEEEEEETHESPAAAARRRRKOFABANGANDTHEPULLSESEOFALLTHAAAATIIIIZANDWUZZANDUAREEEEPRTOOFFITAALLALLTHATATIZUIZNEEDEDBIYRBANDURRHYTHMTHEIRRHYYTHTHMMMMEACHONLLLLYBLUUEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZWITHOOOOWTU "

Tents:((dejected, eyes falling to the floor, the flicker still shown))((sighs)) "I don't know if that's true."

Flame:((the flame flickers violently, Tents notices and his gaze falls upon the flame once more)) " UCHAAAALLLLEEEENNGEME " ((smashcut close up to the flame, panning closer against the pure white background)) " LLLLOOOOKKKKDEPPPPRRRRINTOMEANDEYEWILLLLSHOWUWHATWOOUULLDEDBBBBFORRRRTHEMTOCOMEWIITHOOOOUTUUUU " ((the shot continues to zoom forward into the flame, engulfing the shot, as the flame flickers and speaks once more)) " MMMMEEEEAAAANNNNWIILLEBAKINDAAFREDVERRSSSE " ((the flame is pulled into a smoldering pile of leaves, within the bowl of a pipe, as the shot slowly pans out, the sound of a rattling engine in the background overtakes the shot, while also revealed is a small gnome, Defino, inhaling a large plume of [Fadeleaf] as his figure shimmies and shakes from the outboard engine. He is seated in the pilot's seat of his vehicle, a handmade Gyrocopter, an airplane with a single propeller in the front of the vessel, with a helicopter blade at the top, and two ski 'pontoons' at the side for landing. The shot continues to pan out backwards with the camera continuing to face him. The shot stops panning outwards when the front propeller of the vehicle is reached, between Defino and the camera. His goggles are down over his eyes, as he peers down over the port side of his vessel, or to the right of the shot))

Defino:((shouting over the port side down below shot)) "You know they'll make a two-seater one day! I should just make up the plans myself but I've been too busy!" ((the shot begins to descend to a small rope connected to the base of the Gyrocopter, that is moving back and forth, like a metranome, holding at its end Diggit, the illustrious Holy Paladin half brother to Defino. His body is rocking back and forth in the current of the wind, and he shouts in reply))

Diggit:((shouting))((arms cross, eyes closed, confident)) "I'm not afraid of heights! Besides, this makes me feel – " ((a sudden white wave passes through the shot, and its impulse compels Diggit to be impulsive with the impulsive words of another, as he spasms and reacts)) " fknfgtshutu2222fukufukufggtfuk AHHH ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH " ((gripping head, screaming)) "I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" ((flapping arms angrily like a bird)) "WHATEVER IT IS I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!"

Defino:((smashcut previous, facing off to port, or right side of the camera downward peering towards the dangling Diggit. He lifts his goggles briefly, and shouts)) " I know that was something, and I certainly saw something." ((nearly drops pipe, his small hands immediately retrieve it desperately, as he holds it close to himself, lets out a sigh of relief))

Diggit:((voice, shouting)) "Did you see it? Anything? What did you see? I didn't! I HATE THIS!"

Defino:((shouting)) "It was." ((pauses)) "Well it was fast I'll tell you that much. And it looked like a big white wave. Like a bubble. But not –" ((smashcut to Diggit, dangling, his har to his right ear, pointed upward)) "-your kind of bubble, like another one."

Diggit:((arms crossed eyes closed))((shouting))"My bubble wouldn't do that to me."

Defino:((voice, shouting)) "Your bubble isn't that is it?"

Diggit:((eyes open, looking out past the shot, now a little more than surprised))

((smashcut to Diggit P.O.V., view seen over the clouds of the FredVerse, showing a large circle connected to a shaft peeking through the clouds as the shot rumbles from the outboard engine. It is the top of the U.D.o.A. building's antennae))

Diggit:((voice, shouting)) "That's something I've never seen before!"

Defino:((voice, shouting)) "I thought you said you've been here?"

Diggit:((voice, shouting)) "I have been here! I just don't remem – " ((the top of the orb shines briefly, and a large white wave is emitted from the very tip of the antennae in the direction of the shot, resembling a shockwave. It intercepts the shot))((smashcut previous to Diggit on the rope, as the wave quickly passes through him and disappears out of the shot, compelling him to react)) " shithdfgoff " ((breathes in very deeply, hands gripping to head))((smashcut to Defino, peering over the port side of the Gyrocopter, reacting to Diggit screaming)) "I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM!"

Defino:((shouting)) "See? That does explain it!" ((looks forward and moves the Gyrocopter's flight stick in the direction of the U.D.o.A. antennae.)) "I'll take us in over the top of that whats-it-doodle"

Diggit:((close up, face, shouting while dangling)) "I trust your judgment!"

Defino:((voice, shouting)) "Aren't you the one who's supposed to judge?"

Diggit:((about to respond, suddenly puzzled)) "I guess not."

((smashcut to the side view of the Gyrocopter with the human paladin dangling underneat, sliding to the left of the shot above the clouds. The shot hangs for five seconds, when another vessel appears on the right side of the shot. It is a red rocket, a XtremeNetherRocket and seated atop is the rogue Gankatron, daughter of Diggit, who straddles atop its saddle silently engaged in pursuit of her uncle and father towards the towering antennae, moving right to left of shot))

((smashcut to Gankatron's face, close up, skewed shot facing left, wearing a pair of goggles whose right eye has a telescopic lens, extending outwards))

((smashcut to Gankatron's P.O.V., circular telescope view, focusing on the rear of Defino's Gyrocopter, with her estranged father dangling from a rope. The view pans to the lower right, revealing the antennae peeking out over the clouds, a metal globe attached to the thick shaft extending upwards from the roof of the U.D.o.A. building))

((smashcut previous, Gankatron's face inquisitive))

Gankatron: "Hmm. What could that be?" ((pauses for two seconds, sighs)) "Well, you're not going to talk to me anyway."

XtremeNetherRocket:((voice, sputter exhaust)) " ITZZZZMYDAYOFFTODAYSOPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT "

Gankatron:((makes pouting face)) "Well, it's not everyday you follow your uncle and estranged father to a tower in the clouds in a different universe entirely. I thought you'd like to come with me."

XtremeNetherRocket:((voice sputtering exhaust)) " HEZZZZNUTMYVATR "

Gankatron:((grimaces, then smirks)) "That would have been one NANANA "

((smashcut wide showing the XtremeNetherRocket traveling from the right to the left of the shot, and leaving after two seconds to the left, the shot hanging on the twilight clouds before descending slowly to the surface below))

((the shot continues to descend lower and lower into darkness, panning downwards to skewed view of a cinema, the chairs red and black trim, as the shot lowers further revealing the stadium style seating in rows leading downward to the lower right of the shot. There is a gleam from the projector from the upper left of the shot, as the camera's descent stops at Dale, smirking in the right direction, to the screen off camera where the projector's image is displayed. The crowed around him is all seated, and looking forwards in the same direction, and are all focused as EVNSTVN , narrates))

EVNSTVN : "We here at the U.D.o.A. are firm believers in destiny. Ours and yours. We seek and strive to meld and make both one, so while you serve us, we can better serve you." ((smashcut to Dale's P.O.V., which shows the cinema screen, displaying the symbol for the U.D.o.A., a rainbow that turns to the shape of a " V " , the points in either direction, with the colors blue and purple missing)) "Amalgamation is the key to prosperity between ourselves and our followers, to form a fellowship, devoted solely to the propagation and cultivation of our future." (( the letters U.D.o.A. appear in blueish yellow letters beneath the symbol)) "And your future, along with ours." ((the letters disappear, and the camera focuses on one side, the right side of the rainbow " V ", veering to the right and down of shot)) "Our future, involves the progression of our cause – " ((a human head, smiling emerges on the lower right of the shot, as the rainbow intersects with the top of the smiling head, provoking the growth of a small flower, that also resembles an antennae. From the upper left of the shot, the origin of the rainbow, a color blue / yellow beams downward towards the smiling head, and is bounced off, into the direction of the right of the shot upward, as the shot travels right upwards, towards the U.D.o.A. symbol now present on the screen once more, though now displayed on a tube television screen)) " - that which serves our interests here and abroad to new satellite communities." ((shot begins to zoom out from focusing on the tube television screen)) "By interacting in many way with new groups, - " ((sliding outwards, revealing many smiling heads with numerous yellow streaks propelling between them all, and all arriving at the top of a small pyramid, which houses the tube television screen and the U.D.o.A. symbol. The symbol doesn't move, while the smiling heads move to different locations)) " - and indoctrinating new information and new frontiers of expansion, we will be better suited not simply fiscally, but in ways and means that are creative, stable, and sought after by our competitors and investors alike." ((shot zooming outwards, to reveal many more smiling heads, with yellow lines interacting, eventually the shot pans out to reveal North America, a continent on the planet Earth. There are numerous smiling heads, but many also that begin to pop up in Canada to the North, Mexico to the south, England across the Atlantic, and other places where the U.D.o.A. is allowed to broadcast and produce, each a place where the U.D.o.A. have previously visited to do either.)) "You invest not simply your time, but your spirit in your work, and by investing your spirit with us, you will be included in one of the fastest growing ideologies that has yet to be indoctrinated into the mainsteam philosophical arena. Just ask one of our more satisfied and enthusiastic members."

Arnie Colon: ((the background dissolves, as Arnie Colon walks onto the stage, revealing a green screen behind, that remains a steady green and shows the audience that the U.D.o.A. really does have a high end budget)) "Hi everyone. Remember me? The Restaurant guy, and the one behind the SHART wheel? Yup, that was me. Boozer, CH hound, all the rest. I thought I had clarity, and meaning, but I didn't. I always had doubt and uncertainty. What do I wear? What should I eat?" ((extreme close up, firm resolve)) "Tough choices. Life changing decisions. Well ((chuckles)) not anymore. Not since I found out about EVNSTVN and SHEZZZZTHEbst ." ((smashcut previous, the green background becomes a still shot of the very front of the building of the U.D.o.A.)) "These two pioneered the field of 7VVEACACD ,- "((the background changes to the front desk reception area, as two Ethereal Spirits help a random Catperson who stands at the foot of the reception deskenthusiastically and attentively)) " - and I'm no expert, but with these two around, I don't even HAVE to try, or think!" ((the screen behind shows a still shot of a Catperson seated in a chair, that looks like it has restraints, looking at the camera, passively and very interested with a lot of lucidity)) "All the stress of being creative and being original or independent in terms of thought and mind, just melted away, and with it my fears and anxieties as a whole." ((the background changes to a still shot of Arnie Colon, standing and about to speak, against a green screen, repeating)) "Never having to worry about how to fit in, or what anyone will think of me either. I'm a new man because of these two." ((shows SHEZZZZTHEbst walking into shot from right, and with SHEZZZZTHEbst and Arnie Colon both looking off the shot to the left))

((smashcut to Dale, seated in the cinema still, smirking, looking at the screen displayed off camera))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "That's right Arby . Without me, you'd still be spinning that wheel and mcee'ing a festival in a metaphysical universe within a lumbering oaf of a human."

Arnie Colon:((nervous laugh)) "Y-yeah."

SHEEEEZTHEbst :((voice)) "And we couldn't do it without you. Yes you, all you prospective members, surrogate satellites our of teachings, in exchange for your time and energy, we strike to ensure you feel welcomed, embraced, and appreciated.

((smashcut to Dale's P.O.V. to the cinema screen, showing the symbol for the U.D.o.A. once more, a " V " made out of a rainbow lacking blue and purple, against a white background with the blueish yellow letters spelling U.D.o.A. beneath.))

((the screen clicks to a quick pinwheel, followed by a blank screen, and the lights of the cinema come up and the small platform before the screen, hidden by the darkness of the cinema, now suspends and supports a blue-yellow Ethereal Spirit , whose humanoid form enters from stage left, with a cord microphone and looks different than either of the receptionists ((more female, and looking good!)) ))

Ethereal Spirits: "Are there any further questions?" ((smashcut to Dale, smirking, his eyes traveling around in a full circle, as several hands of Gorn, Catpeople, and one FredWorker go up in the background)) "That can be answered by me?" ((All the hands lower quickly, except one, the Gorn, slowly goes down. After the Gorn's hand finally goes down, the Ethereal Spirit begins once more)) "No? No? That's good. We can finish our tour of the facility, at the end of which you'll be able to meet our dynamic duo SHEZZZZTHEbst and EVNSTVN yay!" ((sound of the Ethereal Spirit clapping as Dale's smirk widens))

((smashcut to a set of double doors opening, revealing the internal of the cinema, shot facing through the doors. There is a group of many exiting, Catpeople, Gorn, a FredWorker, Klingons, and Dale, as a voice speaks, directing the group towards the left of shot, towards off camera))

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "If you'll all kindly follow me this way, we can continue our tour. I think you'll find this next addition to be quite influential towards seeking membership" ((the group walks to the left of shot, with Dale as well, as the shot hands, and then travels to the right, revealing a T intersection ahead in the hallway, where a familiar group of voices of legal prowess and expertise can be heard approaching))

LegalWolf:((voice)) "Where are the receptionists in this place? Some office."

LawWolf:((voice)) "Hello? Is there anybody here?"

((turning the corner from the left of shot, are three attorneys, consoling another, who is still teetering on the brink of madness. LawWolf, LegalWolf, LawyerBird and Evil Jesus, are lurking through the halls of the U.D.o.A. building in search of Blorg, and assistance seeking him.))

LawWolf: "Blorg?"

LegalWolf: "Hey Blorg?"

((smashcut to LawyerBird, taking Evil Jesus under his wind, attempting to circumvent his trembling. Evil Jesus is next to him, quaking, his eyes jittering and his mouth sunken, and hanging open))

Evil Jesus: " HE just says it, says it, with his eyes, in his eyes I SAW IT ((pauses)) I saw the very reason not to be here there anywhere I can't even FATHOM I'VE BECCCCOOOOMMMMEEEE ????! WHAT AM I ? "

LawyerBird: ((patting him on the back))((chirps)) "He cracked like my egg."

LawWolf:((smashcut close up with LegalWolf over his shoulder)) "At least you had one."

LegalWolf: "Blorg? Blorg?" ((just then, a familiar and different voice begins to speak, which makes the LegalSquad very uneasy))

Familiar voice:((voice)) "Well, well, well." ((the reaction from the wolves, both turning to the camera left, and the shot blurs that direction, ceasing its movement, hanging steady, reveals the BadLawyers. Bad Lawyer, Twin Partners, seen with their Lawyer's Lawyer Briefcase in the first installment of this franchise and Beer Barrister)) "Look who finally became more main stream."

LawyerBird:((crowing)) "Oh FA why?" ((the four approach the off camera legal squad from left to right. Each are wearing rainbow tshirts of the U.D.o.A. symbol, with rainbow baseball hats to match.))

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut close up, ceases movement, looks smug and feels more enlightened than LawWolf)) "So, here to take the seminar and tour, or just here to see us glowing with success at the gift shop?"

LawWolf:((smashcut, weary expression)) "Are we even your adversaries?"

Twin Partners:((smashcut close up, beaming, in unison)) "We're partners."

Bad Lawyer:((slides left)) "Yeah, not you guys." ((he points, and leers at the camera)) "Even Beer Barrister's found his balance."

Beer Barrister:((smashcut))((couth, shoes shined, shirt tucked in, clean shaven, and sober. Even the flies buzzing around him are coordinated and organized)) "I can talk." ((thumbing at himself, eyes closed and standing proudly))

LegalWolf:((smashcut)) "But, your name!" ((surprised))

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut close up, groans)) "That is his name." ((quickly smashcut wide, facing BadLawyers over the should of the Legal Squad)) "Now what in blazes are you all doing here? This organization is just blossoming and not in need of your overt manipulation."

LawWolf:((smashcut)) "Were here to find Blorg."

LawyerBird:((smashcut close up))((squawking)) "He flew the coop. Have you seen him?"

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut))((startled)) "Blorg? Here?"

Evil Jesus:((leans into shot from under frame, maddening expression)) " BLORG! BLORG! "

Bad Lawyer:((eyebrows higher)) "And you're here too?"

LegalWolf:((smashcut, looking down from shot, then upward)) "Yeah, he went to talk to this lawyer, his opponent over some matrimonial case."

Bad Lawyer:((voice)) " matrimonial ?"

LegalWolf:((eyes slimmed)) "Yes in reference to marriage?"

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut face close up, facing to right, frumpy expression in reply))

LegalWolf:((voice)) "As we know is that J here went crazy and Blorg is nowehere to be found."

Bad Lawyer:((frumpiness dissolves, professionalism appears)) "Who's the opposing attorney?"

LawWolf:((smashcut close up)) "Some guy named CATJACK "

((smashcut over the shoulders of Mithra's Marauders, facing the cadre of BadLawyers, all of whom now stare blankly at the group before them))

Bad Lawyer: " CATJACK , the monster CATJACK ?"

Beer Barrister:((smashcut closeup)) " CATJACK I – I – I " ((produces a bottle of liquor and begins to swill as quickly as possible, pulling the bottle away and immediately returning to his normal self))

Twin Partners:((slides to the right))((standing beside one another))((one to the right speaks first, then left)) " CATJACK if we talk – " " He'll SU " ((in unison)) " SUUUU "

LawWolf:((smashcut)) "He's not a monster. Not like that."

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut close up)) "I watched him eat a prosecutor in court."

Beer Barrister:((smashcut close up))((now dazed)) "He was hung – " ((about to vomit))

LegalWolf:((quickly smashcut from Beer Barrister)) "The point is we're here to find Blorg ((right paw on hip, while the left points past shot)) "Now you four, er three, whatever, can do what you want. Our goal is clear and if you aren't going to help, clear off. ((sliding left paw motion))

Bad Lawyer:((smashcut)) "Very well ((sneers)) "We'll...((shudders)) help, you find Blorg. But anything more will require a letter of commitment and payment for a retainer."

Twin Partners:((voice))((one speaking, then the other)) "I wore one." "Me too!" ((Bad Lawyer grimaces and clenches his eyes))

LawWolf:((smashcut, facing shot))((sighs)) "Fine." ((shaking head, and walking forward into the shot))

((smashcut wide shot, facing to both groups, now together for the first time in any installment of this franchise, as LawyerBird continues to drag Evil Jesus suffering from shellshock. Sun Dogs continue to call out for Blorg, while BadLawyers begrudgingly live up to their verbal agreement to quest for the lost mantid. All are walking with their backs to the shot, in the direction of where BadLawyers had come from.))

LegalWolf:((voice)) "Blorg?"

LawWolf:((voice)) "Where are you Blorg?" ((all of the group leaves the shot, turning a corner to the right down the hallway of the U.D.o.A. building))

Evil Jesus:((voice, echoing deeply)) " BLOOOORGGGG " ((the shot hangs momentarily , then proceeds to the right, turning 180 degrees to face the direction where the Sun Dogs and the rest of the Legal Squad had entered the shot. The shadows of four figures begin to grow from around the left corner towards the shot, as the first emerges, a woman, SHEZZZZTHEbst , followed by Blorg and Norman Stanton, as a fourth shadow remains behind the wall, obscured, and might be revealed, but then))

((smashcut to SHEZZZZTHEbst, walking to the right of the shot, coaxing Blorg and Norman Stanton forward into the shot))

SHEZZZZTHEbst : "This way, walk this way please" ((Norman Stanton and Blorg emerge from the left of the shot, both entranced by the sheer influence of SHEZZZZTHEbst , who stands idle for a moment while the two enter the shot, while the fourth shadow remains yet to have its II revealed.))

Norman Stanton: ((tone steady and hypnotized)) "Did – some – one – say – B- lorg?"

EVNSTVN :((voice))((chuckles)) "No, that was us from before. We said Blurb." ((Norman Stanton continues walking, the shot follows and focuses on him))

Blorg:((smashcut, close up, background behind him moving from right to left, eyes still pinwheels)) " yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh "

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((off camera, voice)) "Right this way you two. We are inducting you into the most special part of the U.D.o.A.'s most influential brach."

Blorg: " yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh " ((walking into the shot to the right))

Norman Stanton: ((right behind him walking from left to right, eyes dulled and unblinking)) " ooook " ((walking into shot pursued by tall shadow))

((smashcut to a doorway to the right of the shot, SHEZZZZTHEbst standing with her left side to the open door, facing the shot, leaning and coaxing the two in with three bats of her lashes. She leans out of the doorway, as Blorg, then Norman Stanton, their backs to the shot, file into the doorway while pursued by the tall shadow.))

SHEZZZZTHEbst : "Right in here you two." ((seductively))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Just inside Blerd and Nermal"

Norman Stanton:((voice)) " syyyyeeeea " ((within room))

((the shot hangs as SHEZZZZTHEbst stands smiling at the shot, as she is covered by the tall shadow, she looks upwards past the shot, as the entire shadow makes it through the doorway. The shot begins to slide to the right briefly, in the direction of where Mithra's Maruaders had walked with BadLawyers, and from around the left corner, comes a hovering young man, and his accomplice, whose fluttering wings underneath his oversized white lab coat, lead her in a direction of a corner the two immediately bump into))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Ow! Watch where you're going! To the left! Left!"

Pixie:((voice muffled)) "You're supposed to tell me which way to go, not tell me what to watch!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: ((now facing towards the wall of the intersection)) "Right! Right!"

Pixie:((voice muffled)) "Do you know which way you're going?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice, as both have exited off into the corridor, the same which the Lawyers sought Blorg)) "No, No! Yes! No! Stop! Wait!" ((the sound of the two encountering a set of stairs leading downwards off camera. The hallways is vacant once more, as far off in the distance past the emergence of Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca and The Pixie, the camera turning 180 degrees once more, from the direction where Norman Stanton and Blorg emerged, is a small group, with a man in a wheelchair being pushed in front of them. The camera zooms forward to reveal the captors of Fred Ventresca, wheeling his barely conscious self around in a wheelchair before them.))

beth :((voice)) " urcolnow . wetkuaway. "

Fred Ventresca:((groggy)) "Stop. DAMMIT! ((smashcut close up in front of the wheelchair, Fred Ventresca seated and restrained, the others looming over him)) " STOP YOU FUCKING FREAKS! "

Black – haired girl: " urfkingfrkfagt " ((she drools over his left shoulder, as he reels in mania))

BabytoothedMan: " fgtuskufuksukitof "

Blonde-haired girl: ((sniffs between each letter spoken, and smiles, repeating)) " p – p – p – p – p "

Fred Ventresca:((snarling)) "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU FREAKSHOWS????! LET – ME – GO!!!!"

BabytoothedMan:((smashcut wide, the group pushing the wheelchair down the hallway where the Lawyers went)) " hldhmdonndwekillhim "

beth :((voice))((smashcut behind group, their backs to the shot)) " nowendhmtodonthng . wegthrtodoths . sheegethmbak "

frdnew : ((voice)) " duh . haha ."

Insane Fred:((voice)) " hehehegay "

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! LET – ME – GO! NOW!"

beth :((voice)) " sh "

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "NOW! RIGHT NOW!"

beth :((voice)) " shhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

((the camera pans to the left, revealing another hallway intersection, and wheels around to the left further, to reveal Klingon #2 standing perfectly tall and erect, looking into the camera))

Klingon #2: "Hi friends. Remember me? That's right, I'm number 2." ((chuckles)) " When I was on stage with I.S.S. and the Quantum Realities, I – um... Alright wait."

Voice:((groans)) "Cut." ((many sighs)) "What is it number 2?"

Klingon #2: "I dunno, I – I just don't like the beginning. I don't like it." ((sighs)) "We're supposed to be talking about me, right? Right? And not I.S.S. or anyone but me. Me." ((an Ethereal Spirit floats from the right into shot, Blue and Yellow, Humanoid male, as a Pink and Blue female Ethereal Spirit briefly emerges from left of shot, applying a small amount of rogue to Klingon #2's cranial ridges))

Ethereal Spirit Male: "M- yes you. You."

Klingon #2: "No, me. Me."

Ethereal Spirit Male: "Right. You. Right. I understand. You alright? Babe? You alright?"

Klingon:((sighs)) "Me ok I guess."

Ethereal Spirit Male: "Ok look." ((sniffs a second)) "We're gonna retool this, alright, you ok babe ok?" ((turns past the shot, aggressive, louder)) "Fifteen! Fifteen everyone." ((turns back to Klingon #2, softer)) "Fifteen ok babe?" ((turns to the right of the shot, off camera, aggressive, and direct)) "You, pen, get over here." ((a walking pen is shown briefly in the shot, as the camera slides to the left, as the voices continue to console Klingon #2 and speak to one another, as the Ethereal Spirit Male's voice is very angry at pen lightly raising his voice. Standing in the intersection of the hallway to the left, is the candleholder, flickering, with Tents right beside to the candleholder's right.))

Tents: "Where are we?"

Flame: ((hissing and flickering beside him)) " THEEEEFUTTTTUREEEE "

Tents: "What? This doesn't seem like the future. It just looks like the inside of that cult guy's building."

Flame: " IMPRRRRFCT "

Tents: ((smashcut close up)) "Well that's for sure, where are the others?" ((smashcut to Tent's P.O.V. to Klington #2 holding the bridge of his nose with his fingers, not trying to cry, as the pen is being chided by the Ethereal Spirit Male, it stands sulking, and Ethereal Spirit Female stands facing #2, dabbing one spot of rogue on each tear as he cries, awaiting each one.)) "And #2 reading? Anything?" ((smashcut to previous, Tents staring to the right of shot)) "This is too bizarre."

Flame :((smashcut close up, flickers)) " SHUUUUJSTWAATETE "

Tents:((voice)) "But...what about me?"

Flame :((hisses in a MEAN way)) " SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSTWAAAATE "

((the shot slides to the left, revealing a white background, a roll up screen. I.S.S. is being prodded into the shot from the camera's right. His expressions docile, and his clothing a flashy gold being prodded forward lightly, finally shoved at the very end because of his lethargic manner))

I.S.S.: "Ow! Watch it!" ((smashcut close up, I.S.S. turning to face the right, eyebrows furrowed))

Voice:((different than the previous fast forwards)) "I'm so sorry Mr. I. I'm just trying to make sure your pose it as perfect as possible."

I.S.S.: "I can pose without the NEEDLESS touching and feeling, alright? You wanna ride this ride, it don't come EZ ."

Voice:((apologetic, needs job)) "I – I understand Mr. I. Sir."

I.S.S.: "That's right, now you know my name. Some Queen gave me that."

Voice:((very apologetic, getting looked at off camera, might never work in this anything ever again)) " I – yes. Yes sir. Yes."

I.S.S.: "Yeah I'm right. I'm right. Me. I'm."

Voice:((a new one, not in trouble)) "Hey kid, take a hike will ya? Quit groping the talent." ((I.S.S. turns to the left, to the sound of another's voice who he hates already, eyebrows furrowed.)) "No no not you beautiful – " ((left eyebrow lowers)) " - but I love you lookin' at me." ((both eyebrows raised)) "Yeah you keep that, keep that going, ok now work it."

((I.S.S. proceeds to get tough fast, in his left hand, gripping a can of soup, the label upside down, putting it in the face of the camera))

Voice:((the one who isn't a troublemaker)) "Perfect! Perfect!" ((each Perfect, a snap of a camera shutter and flash, the second flash bursting the screen in all white))

((the white fades to I.S.S. walking normally to the right of the shot, the background is backstage of a venue, and bumps into an Ethereal Spirit, humanoid, male, and does so literally))

I.S.S.: "Ow! Get out of the way wall!"

Ethereal Spirit: "Actually, I'm a producer."

I.S.S. "The both of you."

Etheral Spirit:((smashcut close up, laughing))

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up, I.S.S. confused and angry about it facing to the right of shot)) "Think I'm funny huh?"

Ethereal Producer: ((enters shot, puts right arm around I.S.S.)) "Kid you're great, you're perfect."

I.S.S.: "Yeah, I've played those guys before."

Ethereal Producer: "Walk with me, let's talk."

I.S.S.:((sighs)) "Two things?" ((walks willingly with the producer to the right of the shot, the background moving right to left as the two move))

Ethereal Producer: "Now kid – "

I.S.S.: "Played him too."

Ethereal Producer: "Right, listen, I'm a big investor in your future, and well, I – er – uh, wanted to control your future as a result of my investment in such. Every nuance. Even your bowels."

I.S.S.: "Wait a minute." ((I.S.S. stops))((smashcut close up, I.S.S.)) "Are you gonna watch me pee or something?"

Ethereal Producer:((smashcut close up))((hands up to chest, shaking head)) "No, nobody actually wanted to buy that yet!"

I.S.S.:((voice)) "I still retain subsidiary rights on my urine. Most of it goes into the stupid energy drink that sponsors me anyway." ((smashcut close up, rubber band)) " IYEL ."

Ethereal Producer: ((smashcut breathing in through gritted teeth, and then talking through them)) "Right, and I have yet to even break that guy's jaw to get a piece of your liquids." ((smashcut previous to Ethereal Spirit with right arm around I.S.S., walking to the right more, as the backstage is never ending)) "Now listen I.S.S., let's be fair here. I'm trying to make your future more pliable, more, mine to control, and shape and to do that I need to compromise your ideals, and or beliefs and in some fashion extort you into submission."

I.S.S.: ((immediately halts, firm)) "I'm not doing standup."

Ethereal Producer: ((looks offended)) "What do I look like, completely crazy or just crazy? Now listen, do you like a little WHIITETE ? MMMM ???? Eh?" ((sniffs four times quickly)) "Some SUGGRR maybe?"

I.S.S. "Not if you don't like me gnawing faces off."

Ethereal Producer:((smashcut looking left, dejected)) "Well bout five years too soon, I'll try again later. How about kids, you like kids?"

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up, facing right)) "Played 'em and hate 'em."

Ethereal Producer:((smashcut previous, Ethereal Producer, nervous)) "Eh, well I don't think you understood." ((his eyes dart right)) "Let's move on." ((smashcut wide again, to the show backstage, as the two walk more)) "This effect will last some time until we reach an agreement. How about girls? You like girls?"

I.S.S.: "They're expensive, and last time were just looking at me, like – " ((smashcut close up, background moving right to left)) " – do you even know what to do, like I needed to know." ((extreme closeup)) "I knew they were looking at me. I just wanted to read."

Ethereal Producer:((smashcut getting disheartened, background still moving right to left)) "Uh right, and I suppose men, murder and cannibalism is out of the question too?"

I.S.S.:((voice)) " SNOOOOZEEEEFEST "

Ethereal Producer: ((getting desperate)) "Alright kid, listen, - " ((he stops, the effeft behind as well))((smashcut to I.S.S., pausing in motion as the Ethereal Producer's efforts don't cease)) "How about 32% in an offshore sweatshop ring with your merchandise as the product?"

I.S.S.:((pausing)) "Are you unsane?" ((shot begins to pan in slowly)) " Horrible conditions, brutal discipline, no worker benefits and no oversight by any governments?"

Ethereal Producer:((smashcut previous)) " Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." ((closer up with each yes))

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up, pausing)) "68% and I retain all subsidiary rights on my smell."

Ethereal Producer:((voice)) "Done."

I.S.S.: "Goodbye values, hello gold socks for my gold socks!"

((smashcut to hand shaking between I.S.S. and Ethereal Producer, Tents in background with tentacles to head in dismay, with the candleholder to his right))

Tents: "No! I.S.S.! Don't!"

Flame:((flickering)) " HEEEEECNTHERRRRRUUUU "

Tents:((turns to the candle)) "Why? Why are you showing me this? Why?"

Flame:((closeup, pans in)) " THISSSSISJSTHOWWWWITWILLLLBTOMMMMY "

Tents:((voice)) "What does that mean? I don't understand!" ((smashcut, closeup facing right)) "What does it mean? All of this?"

Voice of Announcer:((elegant, dignified, and sounds reminiscent the host of Inside the Actor's studio))"Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight with us, a creature, a monster, a musician, a master." ((Tent's eyes, veer left))((smashcut to announcer, Ethereal Spirit, blue and red wearing thin black rimmed glasses, with a trimmed goatee, seated in a director's chair, facing towards the shot)) "Over the past five years, he has become a sensation." ((smashcut to Gorn playing solo guitar, wearing his patented headband)) "His solo career in music unparalleled, while continuing to amaze audiences on the silver screen during his tours, dauntless." ((smashcut to Gorn in chains, looking up past shot, playing the ready role in "The Count Du Monte Cristo")) "In this short time, he has starred in over forty films – " ((smashcut to Gorn with a long white yellow beard and a staff, against a tropical background, playing Prospero in Shakespeare's "The Tempest"))((smashcut changes quickly to Gorn, leaping off the turnbuckle of a wrestling ring, downwards into the shot)) " - and released seven albums." ((smashcut to the cover of Solo Barbershop Hits , with Gorn in the cover in black and white, wearing a white shirt and black suit and tie)) "His ascent into stardom is unprecedented, - " ((smashcut previous to the Announcer speaking to the camera)) " - and his tenure as the lead guitarist in The Quantum Realities served merely as a springboard for his greatness to be recognized. Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome, - " ((smashcut to an adjacent director's chair facing to the left of the shot, with Gorn, seated cross legged with both hands fingertips meeting at his chest, wearing thick framed glasses, a torn t -shirt, ripped blue jeans, and square leather slip on shoes)) " -Gorn." ((the audience approves, clapping without being told by anyone verbally, at least where we could hear, he is motionless and not reacting, nodding twice in masculine fashion for a reptile))

((smashcut to Tents, staring amazed towards the left of the shot))

Announcer:((voice)) "It is a pleasure to have you here Gorn."

Gorn:((voice))((an accent that seems more London calling)) "That merely is a side effect of my presence."

Announcer:((chuckles, the audience as well, breathing out)) "That it is."

Tents: "Well he's not doing that bad." ((smashcut wide, shows Tents and the candleholder side by side)) "You're saying my absence causes problems for my friends? That's not true! Well, at least not for Gorn." ((close up Tents, facing to the right of the shot, towards the candleholder off camera)) "Besides, each of them made their own choices. It's not like having me there would make their lives better!" ((sighs, smashcut showing his torso and face, slumping in shame)) "I ruined everything with the money. I'll never be able to make the best days come back. They'll be fine."

Flame:((close up)) " WILLLLTHEYYYYWITHOOOOUUUUTUUUU "

Tents:((smashcut, close up, solemn)) "Yes."

Flame:((snapping hiss)) " CCCCFFFFOOOORRRRYRSLF "

((the surroundings dim, as Tents's reaction changes and his eyes open, to hear the sobs of Gorn behind him, muffled and discontent. Tents turns around fully, the shot panning to the left as Tents is shown with his back to the camera, reveals Gorn. He is seated on the edge of a toilet in a small bathroom. He is wearing a tuxedo with the tie loosened, and holding in one hand a golden trophy, of a man with arms crossed and a smug expression, and holding a small wad of toilet paper in the other.))

Gorn: "All my accolades, and accomplishments." ((pans in slowly)) "All I've done, wrong and right in my own eyes and others'." ((smashcut, close up, Gorn)) "All the while not giving and only taking. All for my own – " ((shakes head)) " - and no one else. All this time spent or lost," ((looks up with eyes open, but closes them)) " - but felt as only the latter. All never forgotten and always." ((the award enters shot, its back to camera, staring at him, his gaze falls downwards looking at the award, gritting, tearfully, looking at the award known as a SHITTY)) "And for what? What was all the façade for. The joke? A golden calf?" ((smashcut close up of the award's face, Best Supporting Actor, Macbeth III )) "Who even thinks this way?" ((smashcut previous, Gorn holding back more tears)) "Is this, this entire display I must feel for another?" ((eyes wider, more primal)) "A God? Is there an unseen film that even I didn't know compelled one to extort." ((eyes traveling left of the shot, to his right)) ((smashcut close up to a frame movie poster " Big Gorn's HAWSE " with him dressed in a LargeSuit, wearing a gray wig and glasses staring at the shot, another him dressed in another LargeSuit as a plump man with a combover, with a quote of a CRTIKKI as " magnificent ")) "Perhaps I've been here too long and I expect an ovation for emotion alone. " ((smashcut to an adjacent wall, a framed poster of Gorn, starring opposite Humphree BOAGart, as large green snake, as the woman in "The African Queen" redux)) "As though each creature wasn't deserving for being alive. Is this the same thing? Is there anything more than a plateau, and a long stretch where my own life spirals? Is this a memory worth having, when one every year places my own closer into the shrouds of those who acknowledged me? Discovered me? Wasn't I better as I was?" ((reached into the front inside coat pocket of the tuxedo, pulls out a small picture, folded, and looks down grimacing in sadness))((smashcut Gorn's P.O.V. shows I.S.S. standing on top of Gorn lying on the ground, unconscious, as Klingon #2 leans in laughing low at him, with Tents arms folded in the background)) "I know what that was." ((smashcut previous, looking at the SHITTY with confusion and regret)) "I don't what this is." ((drops the SHITTY into a garbage can next to the toilet with a wad of toilet paper, hits the base of the can with a JAJAB , continues to cry clutching the picture and sobbing softly))

Tents:((smashcut facing shot, skew left)) " He wanted to be recognized and appreciated. I always imagined that this – this should have made him happy. Not sad." ((there is the sound of a knock, Tents's eyes surprised. The shot pans to the left, to the bathroom door which Gorn responds to.))

Gorn:((sniffling)) "Y-yes?"

Random Woman's voice: "Mr. Gorn? Mr. Gorn? This party in your home full of people who don't really remind you of family or friends is still out here eating all your food you catered and paid for." ((smashcut to Gorn, facing the shot, still seated on the toilet)) "Also, the President of the United States of America is here. He'd like to meet you."

Gorn:((sniffling and teary-eyed)) " KILLMEEEE " ((softly, holding breath))

Tents:((smashcut Tents up close)) "No. No. Why? Why did this happen? Truly success isn't this? It couldn't be! We would have all experienced this."

Flame:((smashcut close up, panning inward, flickering)) " HEEEEEIZDFRRRRNNNNTTHNUUUUHEWWWWWWWWWAAAANTDDDDTOBBBBBBBBBLOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVDDDDDDDDDDDDAHRTNOZZZZTHEEEEDDDDFRFRNCE "

Tents:((voice)) "But he should be happy without me. All of them!"

Flame:((hissing)) " HEEEEIZNTEEEETHRRRR " ((the scene behind comes into focus, as the shot zooms past and through the candle to a television screen, tube, surrounding which is disarray, and bottles of BRU and many empty containers of FUD . The image and voices coming into focus, a blonde Ethereal Spirit Woman who is blue and green, is shown speaking to the camera with a living room scene in the background))

Blonde Ethereal Spirit: " – And for too long, my extensions just hang, don't even flow, and really just are limpy and weak."

Black Ethereal Spirit:((smashcut to Black Ethereal Spirit Woman, who is yellow and blue, with a large black bonnet perm, seated facing towards the right of shot)) " Mmmmhmmmm My extensions don't even lift anymore, and I don't even know how to bring back that spring my hair used to have."

Voice:((familiar)) "Sounds like you need the advice of a Klingon Warrior!"

((smashcut wide, both Ethereal Spirits seated at the kitchen table, reacting, and staring at each other and scream in unison))

Both Ethereal Spirits: " NUMBER 2 !"

((camera slides right to Klingon #2 walking onto set of living roo, from right, carrying his bass battlathe))

Klingon #2: "That's right ladies" ((looks at the camera, fangs showing, staring upward and down upon all of us less worthy mortals, and holds up a small bottle that's blue and white)) "And I brought my dirty secret with me, that no Klingon would go into battle without!" ((smiles menacingly))((smashcut close up to the bottle in his hand, with Klingon #2 on the bottle, grinning labeled " KLING – GONE " underneath reads "Hair problem remover")) "It's called KLING – GONE "

Both Ethereal Spirits:((smashcut to the living room set, both Ethereal Spirits turning to eachother, in amazement, speaking in unison once more)) " KLING – GONE ?"

((smashcut to Klingon #2, slouched in a recliner, LAYZBOY style, a dark and destroyed apartment behind him, dirty, as he sits wearing a stained t-shirt and a pair of tattered white and TITE underwear. He stares, furious, angry past the shot to the right skewed to the right, as he takes a swig of a white and blue bottle, kicking back the last of it, which makes his elaborate comb-over unravel. He notices, growling and parting back his uneven balding mane.))

Klingon #2 on Television:((voice enthusiastic warrior aggression on television)) "That's right, KLING – GONE . And with just four EZPAYmtz of – " ((Klingon #2 slouching goes mad, throws the blue and white bottle at the television, shattering the screen, as the sound of static remains and pitches the entire apartment in a white and unstable glow))

Klingon #2: "Gone." ((smashcut close up, face)) " GONE !? I'M HERE ! I'M KLING – " ((snarls, pauses)) " HERE "((gritting teeth)) "This stupid jna made all my hair fall out! And how was I supposed to know it also contained parasites?! And was explosive all along?! ((the sound of a bottle being picked up off the ground, stares at the label, cringing angrily)) "Look at him."

((smashcut to the label of the bottle, Klingon #2 on the label, displayed during more fruitful days)) "So ni – nie – so STUPID " ((smashcut previous)) " SO , YOUNG AND STU – " ((begins to cry, drops the bottle, the sound of glass breaking, as he breaks down)) "And I can't even get rid of this stuff!" ((shot zooms out, reveals the background is stacks upon stacks of KLING – GONE behind him, as he continues sobbing horribly))

Tents:((smashcut close up, Tents looking towards the left of shot, surprised expression)) "I never knew Klingons had tear ducts."

Flame:((off camera hissing)) " ALLKLIINGOOOONNNNZZZZDOOOO "

Klingon #2:((voice)) "Where did I go wrong? What did I do wrong?"((sobbing))

Tents: "Well, you could have been a little nicer to Gorn."

Flame:((hissing and snapping)) " ANDYRRRRLSTALYYRRRRLSTFRYYYYMD " ((the room around Tents changes, to veal the inside of a courtroom in the backgroun, as the shot swivels to reveal Tents behind the defense table, a judge, an angry shell presiding, the shot sliding forward to the judge's pulpit))

JUGDDDDGGGGSHEEEELSHELL :((giant shell, tilting while gurgling speech)) " And so received, verdict against the defendant one Stuff, first name I – "

I.S.S.:((voice)) "That's I.S.S. . It's pronounced ICE alright? One word singular. First AND last name, I'm an artist."

Tents:((smashcut close up)) "Oh no." ((he turns to his right, revealing I.S.S. as his own attorney, arguing in favor of his on acquittal))

I.S.S.:((voice at first, as Tents turns to see I.S.S. up close, arguing on right with the judge)) " And no, there was no indication that there were 4 year olds working in that factory." ((I.S.S. in full view now, closer up)) " There was no indication of any lack of safety standards, let alone any standards at all! ((smashcut closer up)) "There was no indication that there were Federal Guidelines undermined in a country that randomly decides after I've only lived there for a few weeks, in favor of becoming a democratic republic, - " ((smashcut closer up)) " - and I refuse to accept that my role led to the creation of one ever." ((smashcut extreme close up)) "Why would I want that? It boggles the mind!" ((extreme extreme close up)) "There's no money in that kind of thing!" ((there is silence, followed by a brief clearing of a throat in the back of the court, sounds like UH)) "You honor there's someone sick in this courtroom, I demand a change of venue to accommodate my disinterest in being around the sick. Or the elderly." ((sneers, voice deepens)) "Or children."

JUGDDDDGGGGSHEEEELSHELL :((gurgles)) "Is Defense aware that he is facing the wrong direction, and that his pants are down?"

I.S.S.: ((voice)) "My accusers are all around me your honor! This is an affront to all facets of due process, and my process is due!" ((smashcut to Tents, tentacles to face in fear)) "The partner in question to which I was affiliated has all the necessary information to exonerate me." ((smashcut to JUGDDDDGGGGSHEEEELSHELL getting riled at the end of the upcoming sentence)) "Until he arrives, I'll have a diamond water and a fresh pair of gold socks." ((smashcut to I.S.S. close up, with his back to the prosecution desk)) "Be sure those are brought to me immediately."

Prosecutor:((smashcut opposing table facing towards the judge's pulpit, front of desk facing shot, is a giant mollusk, furious and groans in the direction of the judge past the shot)) "Defense refers to the less than honorable of the New Republic of SANA since excommunicated"

I.S.S.:((voice)) "Yeah HIM ! " ((smashcut close up, facing right of shot)) "68%? More like a hole in my sock and immediately replaced by insolent and thieving work – ((pauses takes a breath)) " – robots, programmed for service and in no way violating labor laws and – "

JUGDDDDGGGGSHEEEELSHELL :((gargles)) "Guards, place defense under arrest, his arraignment will conclude in the morning" ((the shell claps four times, to signify the end of the hearing and judgment))

I.S.S.:((smashcut view, standing behind defense table))((sighs)) "May I finish? And not ever requiring service or upkeep like previous models that – "

Prosecutor: ((smashcut to the prosecution table, to a small computer, laptop speaking by flapping open and closed))((bleeps)) "Your honor, we'd like to seek additional charges upon the defense for violations of labor laws towards undocumented robots."

I.S.S.:((rubber-band zoom in)) "You gotta be FLIPPNSHPPNME !? Can I get ONE excuse in without being interrupted?!" ((suddenly gripped at either shoulder, being dragged backwards, out of shot by two baliffs, each simply one hovering arm)) " Well? See? I can't. I can't get just one, - " ((smashcut to Tents, looking off to left of the shot, tentacles to mouth)) " - FUPPPPINNNN word in. ONE !! OOOONEEEE !!!!"

Tents: "My GAH ." ((tentacles to head now)) "What's happened to them?"

Flame:((shot pans out, reveals Flame beside Tents)) " LIFFFFEWITHOOOOOWOWTTTTGYDDDDANCCE . CHOOOOICCCCEEEESWITTTTHOOOOUUTTHOOOUUTTHEEEEIRWILTHEEEEIROWN ."

Tents: ((smashcut close up, with candleholder and candle flickering in front, as Tents stares forward at candleholder in shot, confronting)) "You say that like I'm any different! That I'm better! Where am I then? What of my life when all theirs are rendered to be this?"

Flame:((Tents's P.O.V. panning inwards)) " UUUUSSITANDDVOTOTEYRSLFTOTHEWAYISAYANDLRNNTOPNTHEDOOOORRRR "

Tents:((voice)) " What door? What does that mean?"

Flame: " LITTTTEEEERRRRALYYYY "

Tents: "No, NO !" ((smashcut closeup of Tents turning and walking into the shot, obscuring the camera to black. The shot pans back to reveal robes of thebignorm along the black seam of his red and black robes, next to a flatscreen television, glowing blue around the edges and propped upright against a wall, the cord hanging listeless, PsyFred incognito. The two are hiding with their backs to a wall, as the camera pans out to reveal both fully))

thebignorm : " SHAY7SASA "

PsyFred:((glowing and pulsing)) " RAAAA "

((suddenly, the legs of a woman thin and hairy, with blue socks both around her ankles with blue sketcher shoes tied twelve times on the right foot appear between the camera and the two feuding wizards))

PsyWizarddress : " thrur " (( thebignorm screeches " AAAA " ((sounds like SEEE )) while PsyFred screams A7 ((sounds like EEEEEEEEEEEE )) , thebignorm flies to the left of the shot as a streaking bolt of seven fireballs, while PsyFred becomes a rubber ball once more, glowing blue and bounces in the same direction hurriedly)) " ugyzzzzdnthideeeefrmme " ((she sprints to the left in the same direction pursuing the two around the edge of the shot))

((smashcut to the front doors of the U.D.o.A. building, at the base of the large set of stairs leading upwards as the sound of " EEEE " reaches the shot from the right of frame, the seven fireballs flaming to the top of the stairs with the glowing bouncy balls directly behind, catapulting up the stairway as the two wizards flee from the pursuing madwoman.))

((smashcut to the front two doors of the U.D.o.A. building, as the seven fireballs streak into the door, leaving two large holes in only one door, to the left, as the sound of a revving engine of a white pickup truck flies into the shot, slamming through the double doors and caving in part of the fine marblework on the left side))

PsyWizarddress:((voice)) " NOGETBCKHR " ((she appears from the lower right of the shot, climbing over the debris left in the wake of PsyFred's entrance through the doorway waving her hands over her head as she pursues into the building))

((smashcut to the base of the stairs of the U.D.o.A. building, facing the now busted up doorway, as the shot rises up quickly, in the direction of the roof. The towering building's end is a small square roof, with a catwalk surrounding on its edges. As the shot rises, the base of the antennae is shown, long and cylindrical. It continues up the shaft, becoming more narrow and then reaching the very tip, where there is a large circular orb at its tip. The antennae bears a striking similarity to a CCIBNAY , the device mentioned in the previous installment of this franchise and earlier in this particular installment, though much larger in scale. As we reach the top of the building, which is high into the clouds above the FredVerse and the starry skies, there is the sound of a putting engine approaching from the left of the shot. It is a gyrocopter piloted by Defino, the rogue half half brother of Diggit, the now disgraced and admonished Holy Crap Paladin (((rather than simply Holy))). Defino pilots the copter, while Diggit continues to dangle underneath from a rope tied to the fuselage of the gyrocopter. There is a sudden burst, a wave from the tip of the antennae, in a orb pulse outwards, a white wave that passes through the shot and the copter. Upon passing through Diggit, he howls out a random sentence))

Diggit:((screaming)) " hlyfukuskfkufuckuuugtoutnigr " ((smashcut close up, Diggit dangling, hands to head shrieking)) " YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU KNOW WHAT ? I THINK IT REALLY IS JUST SOMETHING I CAN PULL OUT "((begins pulling at his own head, trying to remove it from his neck)) " IT MUST BE, I DON'T SEE WHY I DIDN'T TRY THIS SOONER AT – " ((he is deposited roughly at the base of the shot, as the ground rises up underneath him with the frame of the shot. Defino's rope cord falls into the shot as well, justly flapping onto Diggit's head as it rises after his intial fall to the rooftop, as a shadow above him slowly descends, as Diggit is smothered by the gyrocopter landing on top of him))((smashcut wide to the rooftop, beside a mesh catwalk and stairs leading closer to the antennae's shaft, the gyrocopter landing atop the roof as Defino pops his goggles off, and hops off the starboard side (((left of the shot))).))((smashcut to Defino, left side of body shown, wearing goggles atop his head, putting out his hand as the Gyrocopter returns to being merely an item, as it shrinks quickly into the palm of his hand, which he then deposits into a small 16 slot fanny pack that some call a [Backpack] . Diggit groggily rises out of the base of the frame to the left of the shot, in the background glumly looking at his half half brother, who turns to him and replies to his sentiment))

Defino: "I guess my solution didn't work either."

Diggit: ((sighs)) "No." ((smashcut close up, face)) "Just ONCE. ONCE. ONCE being able to simply NOT have that happen."

Defino:((voice)) "Well, we know what caused it." ((Diggit looks upward to the right of the shot, glaring and gritting his teeth))

((smashcut Diggit P.O.V., showing the tip of the antennae of the U.D.o.A. building up close, shaft rising into the top of the shot with the tip at the top of frame, pitted against a twilight starry night and orange and purple clouds.))

Diggit:((voice)) "Do you have edged weapon?"

Defino:((guffaws)) "Yes two." ((pauses)) "You expect me to chop through that?" ((smashcut previous, Diggit now looking left)) "Honestly mon friar, you firmly believe that I could. I'm flattered, but no. No, and no." ((Diggit looks back upwards towards the antennae to the right))

Diggit: "How about your explosives?" ((smashcut to antennae shot)) "I have some as well, perhaps we could – " ((the antennae begins to become charged at the base of the shaft, then FFBYAYSAY outward, electrified, and emits a wave once more, directly at the base of the shot and camera))((smashcut previous to Diggit, the wave passing through him quickly as he is jolted as well by its pulse, and once more belts out a random utterance that someone else has created)) " hydudsowatgfkyusylfyoyoyohayheeeayooy " ((begins to chuckle with eyes closed, drawing in too much breath while chuckling, eyes wide with mania)) " BLOW it all UP?" ((jittering and smiling, left eye twiching))

Defino:((voice))((Diggit looks at the shot)) "Oh be reasonable. We'd hardly make a dent in the thing from up here." ((Diggit looks disappointed at shot, lower lip pouting outwards))((smashcut to Defino close up, his hands and arms both waving in unison through the air before him, in a mystifying manner)) "Explosives aren't the way to go with this anyway." ((left hand under chin, pulling at chin hairs)) "If I know anything about Engineering, - " ((right index finger upwards, eyes closed proudly)) " - and it is my racial, - " ((hands now behind back)) " -this device would require a power source very large to sustain that, - " ((eyes darting right and left quickly)) " -and that doesn't seem to be up here."

Diggit:((calmer, voice)) "Perhaps we could TRY to BLOW it UP?" ((Defino, looking past shot, glaring))

Defino: "No. Stop that." ((not angry, but continuing his hypothesis)) " In addition, the power source would have to be grounded in some way. At least the initial source of energy. That means going to the base of this structure would be best to find out where it derives electricity to begin with. " ((smashcut back to Diggit, pouting at shot)) " THEN we can blow it up." ((Diggit's frown turns upside down, REALLY begins to smile menacingly, whose left eye twiches once in approval)) "We could take the copter down to the base of this place" ((Diggit's eyes dart left of shot, eyebrow raised))

Diggit: "What about that?" ((smashcut to Diggit P.O.V., rubberband shot to a small square enclosed area in the direction of the side of the roof, with two metal doors, one of which is open with a small car within (((the elevator kind))) )) "That looks like an elevator."

Defino:((smashcut close up))((shudders)) "Elevators..."

Diggit:((voice)) "Only in Azeroth."

Defino:((glaring, angry)) "Well I don't want to have to run all the way back from a graveyard again."

Diggit:((voice)) "You're forgetting I'm a paladin. I can resurrect you!"

Defino:((sighs)) "Very well." ((smashcut Diggit, portraying confidence incarnate, facing to the left of shot)) "But if we both perish it's your fault."

Diggit: "As usual."

((smashcut wide to the shot of the small elevator to the right, beside the other whose doors are closed. The two adventurers enter the shot with their backs shown, turning around inside the cabin as both await the elevator to descend, for roughly four seconds. Diggit is the first to make an observation of an important part of elevators outside the realm of Azeroth.))

Diggit: "What do you suppose this does?" ((reaches forward with an index finger to be applied to something off camera. Upon doing so, the doors begin to close, as he makes a startling discovering)) "It – ."

((the shot hangs for less than a second, panning to the left, to reveal Gankatron, standing to the left of the shot, unstealthing to be revealed))

Gankatron:((shudders)) "Elevators."

((She turns away from the elevators in the direction of a small doorway, with a sign that reads 'Stairs', reacting with eyes. As she approaches the door, a voice screams from behind it.))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Wait, WAIT ! STOP! "

((The door bursts open with a hovering Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, the Pixie supporting him, exploding into the shot, making Gankatron reel backward to the right of the shot. As both hover and flutter, and Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca is about to chide the Pixie, Gankatron shakes her head and walks through the open door to descend the stairway within))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Are you crazy? I said STOP!" ((the Pixie begins to buckle underneath as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca loses his balance)) " GYEAAAAH !" ((he falls down onto the ground out of the shot as the Pixie is revealed once more, facing him with an extended left index finger and closed eyes))

Pixie:((smashcut close up, to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca groggy and dizzy, left of shot, as Pixie leans in from right, very close to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, left index finger to his face))((whispering)) "You said you were crazy."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: " I AM CRAZY FOR LETTING YOU CARRY ME AROUND LIKE THAT ! AND – " ((he comes to his senses and looks upward out of the shot, arrived at the roof)) " – not telling me it was so much higher up than it looked before." ((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca P.O.V, looking upward at the antennae, looks much higher than when Diggit was looking)) "There's no ladder! There's no elevator going up! Or scaffolding! How can we get up there?"

Pixie:((smashcut close up)) "You said STOP ."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: " HUSH! HUSH HUSH HUSH HUSH !"

Pixie: " yyyyeeeewwww Well you're the one who said to come up here." ((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, looking upwards past the frame of the shot)) "What's your plan?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "We need to find a way up there and – " ((begins eyeing up the Pixie to the right out of shot))

Pixie:((voice)) "What?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Why do I keep forgetting the obvious." ((smashcut to the Pixie, facing left)) "Like the fact that you can fly."

Pixie: "That's you forgetting. Not me."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "You fly up there to the top, and tell me what you see?"

Pixie: "No."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "What? Why?"

Pixie: "I'm afraid of heights."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((smashcut over the shoulder, Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, facing upwards towards the top of the antennae, where the Pixie is now hovering)) ((shouting)) "But... AGHHHH !" (((frazzled))

Pixie:((shouting)) "What? Calm down!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((sighs, about to scream again))((shouting, hands to mouth cupping)) "What do you see up there?"

Pixie:((looks around)) "A lot." ((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, shoulders sunk and standing on the roof looking down, eyes closed)) "There's a really big tree over there. I don't think I've ever seen one like that before."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((through gritted teeth)) "The antennae. What's it doing?"

Pixie:((voice)) "Oh. It's being noisy. Like yew ." ((Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca frowns))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((eyes closed)) "What else?"

Pixie:((smashcut close up, facing left of shot at the tip of the antennae, the Pixie is very small in comparison to the orb at the tip, left index finger raised)) "It smells funny."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice, shouting)) "Ok. Come down here, I have a plan!"

Pixie: ((pause)) "Isn't this the plan?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice, now screaming)) "No! Now come down here!" ((the Pixie looks down and around)) "What? What is it?!"

Pixie: "It's too far!" ((smashcut to Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, eyes twitching, trembling in mania, about to erupt in anger)) "I'll fall!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((erupts, bellowing)) " YOU'RE FLYYYYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!! "

Pixie:((pause))((voice)) "That doesn't mean I won't fall."

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((calm, and really trying)) "Just – come – down – VERY – slow – lee. I'll make sure you don't fall." ((holds out arms with palms and fingers outwards, while continuing to look upwards))

Pixie:((voice)) "How slow – lee? I don't want to come down fast – lee . How slow – lee is not fast – lee?"((smashcut to the Pixie right next to the tip of the antennae, as Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca begins to live up to his name))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((voice)) " COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! " ((the shot stills, as the background and the antennae change in texture and color to more solid, and the Pixie disappears from shot. The camera pans back to reveal the antennae and its tip on a promotional poster with the antennae prodominantly displayed, along with the most of the U.D.o.A. building along with it. The shot continues to pan outwards, revealing the entirety of the poster, framed and hanging on a wall matching the colors of the U.D.o.A. building's interior. As the shot continues to pan outwards, text is revealed at the base of the poster in white letters, proclaiming : "REACHING FOR THE TOMORROW ", as the shot fully pans out against the wall, with a small group approaching from the right))

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "And now for the event of a lifetime everyone." ((Ethereal Spirit entering the shot, the speaker from the seminar)) "We will now take you directly to our two dynamos, EVNSTVN and SHEZZZZTHEbst , for an upclose questionaire to guide you in making your decisions to join us, and everything else as well." ((the group fills the shot, as the Ethereal Spirit continues to lead the tour guide to the left of the shot. As the group funnels through the shot with the Ethereal Spirit leading them, Catpeople, Gorn, and FredWorkers are shown, as Dale is shown only briefly blending in and smirking. As the herd thins, the Ethereal Spirit's voice speaking once more off camera))

Ethereal Spirit:((voice)) "And following the meeting, there will be an opportunity for concessions and refreshments." ((This being said, while I.S.S. , Gorn, and Klingon #2 enter the shot from the right))

I.S.S.:((pausing movement, rubber band close up)) " CONCESSIONS AND REFRESHMENTS ????????????!" ((he is still scorched from the episode earlier. The shot slides to the right to reveal Gorn, jaw still locked onto I.S.S.'s head))

Gorn: ((muffled, drooling, and still scorched as well)) "I don't have to hold on!"

Klingon #2:((continues to pan right)) " And to think I never would have even gone outside if it weren't to avoid both of you arguing and found this brochure!" ((looks down at brochure, stares confused))

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up)) "You sound like Tents if he was mean." ((smashcut closer up, he sighs angrily)) "Where's Tommy?"

Klingon #2:((voice)) "I left him a note. He'll find us. I wrote we went here, and drew this word U.D. whatever."

I.S.S.: "Just making sure, I want him to be here." ((smashcut to Gorn, staring left, blinking)) "He'll finally be happy when we don't need that coin or whatever for the money." ((smashcut previous)) "We can just do this gig over and over again for food. You heard em'. AND . Not one or the other – " ((eyebrows up)) " - but AND ."

Gorn:((slides right)) "You think so?"

I.S.S.:((pans back left, he refuses to turn and face Gorn)) "Yeah. Gorn, these things are for indecisive people. Just act like you don't know what you're doing over and over and you'll get free anything."

Gorn:((voice)) "I mean that he - " ((I.S.S.'s brow furrows)) " – yeah I guess."

I.S.S.:"Good. Now be a Tom, and guide me to the free food."

((smashcut to behind the three, as the crowd before them meanders in slow pursuit of the Ethereal Spirit traveling down the straight hallway.))

Klingon #2:((voice)) "This all had better be worth the AND ."

((The trio begin to walk forward backs to shot, pursuing the tour group, as the camera veers ahead at high speed. Turning to the right and forward, a large doorway with double doors is revealed, leading to an enormous center chamber, that sits at the center of the U.D.o.A. building, with the shaft of the antennae running through the center, with numerous television screens dotting up the shaft, pointing in various directions. The shaft is seated atop a circular platform, serving as a stage for the center chamber. The chamber is packed, with many bodies numbering in the hundreds, but under 500 total. ((( FIRRE COCODDEE ))). ))

((smashcut, the audience is shown, facing from front of stage to rear, panning left to right, many of the Good and the Bad are present. Their voices speak in a language heard by the viewer (((and hearer))) as that best reserved for extras on a movieset, that sounds like " WHAAAATERMELN " at random intervals between each other. The lights suddenly dim, as the crowd now attentively looks forward, their gazes now locked toward the front of the stage.))

((smashcut to a wide shot of the auditorium, now cloaked in shadow, the numerous television screens emitting light and each turning one color. One screen yellow, one green, one red, one orange, all again missing the colors blue and purple. The voice of EVNSTVN begins to speak.))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Welcome friends to our final event. Friends that we call friends, knowing what friendship means. Do you? Because we do. That's why. We hope you enjoy this brief installment before our formalities begin. If you'd all care to watch the screens, thank you." ((the screens colors begin to alternate position, at a slow rate, then a rapid one. There is a sudden whirring noise being emanated from the center of the stage, the antennae in the center. The shot slowly begins to pan upwards towards the ceiling of the auditorium, through the floors and ceiling of many levels above it quickly. The Lawyers are shown briefly walking from left to right as the shot continues to ascend))

LawWolf: "Blorg? Blorg?"

Bad Lawyer: "Blorg? I will find you and win!"

((the shot continues to ascend slowly as the whirring grows louder, reaching to the top floor and then the roof, where we find once more, Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca and the Pixie. She floats near the top of the antennae, while he stands angrily on the rooftop))

Pixie: ((shouting over the whirring)) "Now it's much more noisy than you!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: ((shouting)) "This is your fault! Whatever you did, stop it!"

((A sudden charge from the sky directed at the top of the antennae strike, a bolt of lightning from the brain of Fred, and pulses through the antennae))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca:((shouting)) "What did you do?!"

Pixie:((yelling)) "I didn't!"

((the shot races downwards with the charge of energy , pulsing to the base of the shaft and the auditorium at a rate of breakneck speed, the shot blurring down to the bottom. The charge of light pulsing to the auditorium as the charge alters the pulse emitted from the television screens, not simply alternating faster, but creating waves of white being transmitted from each screen out to the audience.))

((smashcut to the audience, Gorn and a FredWorker closest, staring intently as waves begin to infiltrate their eyes, specifically their retina. Their eyes locked open, as the waves carry hairline jolts of electricity, as the background glare changes in the intermittent color shifts))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Now that we have your undivided attention." ((smashcut to a Klingon staring past the shot to the right, eyes with waves entering, focused)) "We will share a secret," ((smashcut to a Catperson staring intently past the shot, with waves entering the Catperson's eyes, as the Catperson breathes, waves enter the nose as well)) "and you will share all of your secrets with us." ((smashcut to a screen, close up shot panning in, the rapid colors changing quickly to reveal a landscape, green blue low foliage of a surface of a planet, lush, alongside water still, with no ripples or waves.)) "This was once our world. Yours too. A land called V7V7B . And we were this." ((the camera pans to a small quadraped, mammal, with brownish thin fur, and a face resembling a cross between a canine and a chimpanzee. The creature is looking in the thick shrubs that seem to grow outwards, digging deeply into the soil and around, when a voice off camera speaks, in an ancient tongue with subtitles))

Voice: " sanana ?" ((Translation: "Did you find it?"))

Creature: ((looks briefly, then turns around to face the shot more)) " sarsarnawccdadana " ((Translation: "No, wait – there it is!")) ((the creature recovers a small bluish yellow ball from the bush-like plant, and 'kicks' the ball towards the camera with its tail))

((smashcut wide reveals a small square playing field, with three goals, with one side open with no goal. There are five other players awaiting the return of the other creature who resembles them, who runs into the shot from off to the left. The other creatures react by placing the ball in the center, while the sixth creature returns to the playing field))

EVNSTVN : ((voice)) "These are our ancestors. The inhabitants of this planet" ((shot rises to show a skyline in the distance, sitting atop relatively flat islands against a blue-ish red sea.))((smashcut to the city, with a smaller tram system, and numerous walks and elevations, ramps, suspended over the water ways and what human beings would consider canals that served as wells as well as sewers.)) "Harmony was easy. Though disagreements came, they rarely presisted." ((smashcut closeup of two creatures arguing over the price of a yellow purple vine, the price listed as a 3 that looks to the right and with a number after that resembles a 2 but yellow, as the shot travels to the right, showing more activity.)) "Their innovations were parallel to our own of the 20th century Earth, and were the pride of their people." ((smashcut to a large circle, where three creatures are performing music, flanked by their audience on four sides, a circle)) "Their entertainment similar to ours," ((smashcut to a point triangle field, shown before, with a goal at each point, a creature attempting to block a blue yellow ball entering the goal behind him)) sports, plays, and forms of dance."((smashcut to performers on one of the walkways, playing a chord and more on a small tablet resembling a piano harp, while some stand, and two dance, by moving their heads side to side at one another opposing sides)) "These people were admired, and respected, - " ((smashcut to a small tube, running along one of the walkways, running into the direction of the top of the frame, curving up a ramp leading to a smokestack in the distance, the only source of energy the planet needed, a single power plant)) " - as energy itself was AAC and never THEWCCOFCCC . " ((smashcut to a small tube, close up, horizontal, that displayed an image of a creature, speaking and pointing to another horizontal tube, that displayed a large asteroid, to the left of the creature on camera)) "Unfortunately, the luck of their race was hindered, but the universes's hand. " ((the shot on the horizontal tube slides, showing the large meteor even larger, and only close up moveing)) "A meteor in the sky that was large enough to damage their entire world appeared, - " ((smashcut to one creature, the glow of the horizontal tube screen, staring to the right of shot, past shot, blinking in disbelief)) " \- along with several others that had damaged nearby worlds. ((smashcut to many creatures, in the glow of a large horizontal tube off camera to the right upper shot, the creatures along the walkway watching the transmission)) " One of those worlds – " ((smashcut to a small circle, tube, displaying the metoer incoming, small in the scope, but turning ever so slowly)) " - had a species of creature that was reptilian, and various forms of fauna and vegetation that spiraled higher than a human baseball field, - " ((smashcut to a creature looking downward into a small mirror at the floor, under a large tube pointed upwards to the sky, within a small building)) " - because of the amount of oxygen available. All laid to waste by a barrage from a nearby asteroid belt, - " ((the creature looks off the mirror, and wipes her right eye with her right hand)) " -that humans call Kuniper." ((smashcut to a large room, with many creatures, the room circular with many pews and rows of desks, and resembles the United States of America's Congressional layout, except there were no seats, just furniture resembling ottomons)) "The leaders of this world talked, planned, - " ((smashcut, to a series of small hands being raised, each belonging to one of the creatures, voice speaking " sayna " )) " -and conceived with very little time to spare, - " ((smashcut to a device, that resembles a rocket, pointing sideways rather than vertically off to the right of the shot, roughly the size of 4 ICBM or Inter-continental Ballistic Missile, with what seems like smoke rising from behind it, in the direction of its point of thrust)) " a device to repel the incoming threat, and was one that humans considered quite common. ((smashcut to the rocket's base, smoking, with the rocket pointed at a 75 degree angle, skew shot rising upwards)) " The time to launch was tense, - " ((smashcut to fifteen creatures looking to the right, all wearing black goggles for each of their two eyes)) " -and those who proposed the idea, confident in its success." ((smashcut to a creature, holding its hands on top of the left's top towards its chest, staring at the glow of a horizontal screen))((smashcut to a circle, tube shown, like a telescope once more, the impact of the missile noticeable, though the asteroid now simply divided in two)) "Though a simple alteration of trajectory merely altered its course, and divided it into two rather than one." ((smashcut to a creature staring at a schematic, close up of a rocket that they had constructed, three standing close to its picture, one pointing to the tip of the rocket))" Perhaps it was the mineral composition. "((smashcut to one creature, pointing at the asteroid, both front hands displaying anger that seemed to be regarding the rock the asteroid was made of.))((smashcut to a creature, seated far from roughly fourteen who seemed to be arguing loudly, standing outside alone, and looks up to the right of the shot)) " Perhaps the device's payload." ((smashcut close up to the creature's right eye, stars in the reflection with a small dot, closer than most)) "None of this mattered to the ancestor of man who saw the coming days as bleak." ((shot slides, still nighttime, to high above a small rocket just to the right of the shot, with a small row of creatures forming a moving line towards the rocket)) "Days before this there were others who had planned a different future, - " ((smashcut to a horizontal opening in the side of the rocket, with many of the creatures entering the side of the fuselage on a small ramp inclined into the fuselage, each carrying belongings in various ways, but mostly with packs on their backs)) " - one that involved the colonization of the stars, and had already made such advances – " ((one of the creatures pauses, to look behind her)) " -to construct vessels simply for such." ((smashcut to the creature's P.O.V., to the city with the walkways in the distance, illuminated in the night against the flat sea)) "Though only for one world, - " ((smashcut previous, to the creature turning away from the shot, walking up the ramp again, followed by three others)) " - that which was closest, and seemed the more fertile." ((smashcut to the overhead shot, the rocket facing towards the right of the shot, as it rockets quickly out of the shot to the right)) " Now commandeered in the dead of night, by the leaders of this species soon to be the ancestors of man," ((smashcut to the rocket's end blasting from left to right of the shot, breaking free of the planet and becoming a small dot in the night sky)) " - on a nearby world that would become known as Earth." ((smashcut to daytime, another rocket, this time closer up and facing to the right, skew, with a very long line of creatures, at a standstill, as only a few are allowed to board at a time. There are many creatures blocking those that would like to get aboard, with one creature reading from a list, a lottery of those chosen to board the ship to the new planet)) "Those left behind were chosen at random" ((smashcut close up, to one creature on fours, on platform with ramp leading up, reading from a small list)) " - to seek passage – " ((smashcut to several creatures in line, many with hopeful faces, one with a scowl)) " - on those vessels remaining, - " ((smashcut to one creature, looking up to the left of the shot, during daytime, scrowling at the incoming dot, shone even during the day, gritting teeth angrily)) " - while some cursed those who had fled prematurely, - " ((smashcut to the creature reading from the list, putting the list down, speaking " sananasaketheb " implying there wouldn't be anymore allowed on the vessel)) " - never knowing what their positions – " ((smashcut close up to the hopefuls, one carrying a child on her back, looking very upset and surprised))" - or affluence – " ((smashcut to the one scowling, now gritting teeth))" - could purchase – " ((close up of his P.O.V. right before a creature, that seemed to be a guard, and also armed, and advances towards him, the guard reacts)) " - except freedom from such a fate." ((smashcut wide, to the creature attacking the guard, as him and many others rush forward, with the crowd of many creatures reacting frightened)) "Their world went mad – " ((smashcut to many of the creatures overrunning the others, trying to get to the right side of the shot in the direction of the rocket)) " - as the heat from the celestial bodies grew nearer – " ((smashcut to the rocket, skew shot facing far away, the rocket partly facing right as a large crowd of the creatures barrel past the guards up the ramps, some falling over the sides of the ramps as one inside desperately tries to close the door.))" - and went wild knowing – " ((smashcut close up, to a horizontal screen, showing the chaos as the mob teeming over the ship to get aboard was irrational, climbing over the fuselage and the front of the rocket as well, as in the background behind the tube, smoke billows from separate locations over the city scape)) " - their time was at an end. " ((the tube screen goes to static, as the shot pans in)) " - Their transmissions, silent for decades after." ((smashcut close up, to one of the creatures staring at the tube, aglow in the static)) "Two impacts upon the surface of their world, unable to repel the entire barrage, - " ((the creature turns about from the shot, looking nervous and scared)) " - while the survivors on their new homeworld – " ((smashcut to a wide shot, of the creature, on the floor of the rocket's cockpit, fiddling with circuitry in the darkness, as the shot pans out further, through one pane of glass near the front of the vessel, revealing a dark scape, crackling lightning and dark clouds, no sun, and little to no heat with harsh winds and a cruel climate))" - dealt with the terrifying aftermath – " ((smashcut to the face of a cave, a flickering light within as the outdoors was violent, with electrical storms echoing loudly)) " \- of the asteroid storms as well." ((smashcut to the inside of the cave, a small drop of water falling from a stalagmite, towards the ground)) "The new world was stern and cruel – " ((smashcut to a large group of survivors, creatures huddled for warmth around a small fire in the cave, many simpy sitting and not speaking)) " - cold and wet, - " ((smashcut to a creature's P.O.V., looking out over a large ocean, with a fuselage of a rocket stuck in the water tip first, not far from the shore, the small waves coming towards the shot, rippling)) " - with oceans that carried salt and less iron than previous." ((smashcut to one of the creatures, close up, studying the waves incoming on the shore, pulling back as the tide flowed, and the leaning forward as the tide ebbed)) "Waves. Strange new water that moved and swept across the shores." ((the creature offers a confused look, then looks back upwards past the shot, in the direction of the sea)) "Their species never knew this feeling, \- " ((smashcut to the creature's P.O.V., back to the sea with the rocket sticking out, as the tides continued to flow and ebb at the shot)) " - this new dimension." ((the shot rises upwards, to reveal the moon in the sky, close)) "Erosive forces that changed their very minds, - " ((shot slides down slightly, revealing the shadow of the creature, on all fours)) " - seated at bizarre and dispassionate angles." ((the creature's shadow begins to writhe, rising upwards into the shot against the sands of the seascape)) "Altered their very bodies – " ((the creature is hunched, and now slowly becomes more erect, and begins to stand))"- as the opposing force pulled and stretched their spines upward, to walk with two feet,- "((the shadow is now of a creature that resembles the shadow of a man)) "-rather than four, - " ((a second shadow rises from the sand, a female human shadow)) " - and pulled upward the very flora that grew in the same manner." ((female shadow speaks: "This never happened ok?" man's shadow speaks: "Uh, alright.")) "Years passed, and their world grew warmer, -" ((smashcut to a closeup of a woman's torso, behind, as she reapplies her bikini top)) " - as their bodies lost their distinctive features – " ((smashcut close up of the man's buttocks bare, as he pulls a pair of swim trunks up his trunk, with a lack of a tail showing)) " -and with the planet willing to recover – " ((smashcut to the ocean scape, the rocket now missing, and the ocean view quite beautiful, as the shot rises in the sky, revealing the moon once more, now a crescent shaped with a small star to its left)) " - and forget its past, as did the creatures from another world. " ((smashcut to a human male, close up, looking at the cockput of the small rocket – like ship, staring past the shot)) " This species had abandoned its hope –" ((smashcut to the human male's P.O.V., showing a close up of a small chair, an ottomon in style with a high back for the immediate rush of the rocket's acceleration))" - of having the technology of its former world be understood." ((smashcut to the human man, facing past the shot to the right, squinting in an attempt to understand "Why that seating?"))((smashcut to the sun in the sky, the sound of human traffic, the vehicle kind, all around in the shot, as the camera descends to reveal a highway cluttered and gridlocked, as the shot focuses on a small sedan, black, with many dents, driven by a man with brown eyes and dyed hair. The sound of traffic all around him, as he gazes out of the right of his car in the direction of his destination))((smashcut his P.O.V., a highway sign, reading Oakland, 4 miles, as the shot slides in the direction of a sectioned off offramp, a large piece of highway missing)) "All of the brightest minds, and the creators of the advanced technology – " ((smashcut to the driver, who has his teeth clenched in rage. Man speaks, going mad: "Just FINISH the fucker!")) " - had perished on their former world." ((shot slides out to his neighbor in traffic, a man seated in a blue convertible, expensive, brown hair, wearing sunglasses, about go mad)) "They felt so foolish, that their influence and position and wealth had carried them here, - " ((he is about to explode)) " - only for them all to be rendered primative once more." ((he honks, and honks repeatedly, holding it down, gritting his teeth as many others do the same, his influence and affluence inspiring others)) "With the desperation –" ((the shot slides downwards to the hot asphalt, the screen going black)) " - of one of their species,- " ((the shot panning out, to reveal the pupil of an eye of one of the creatures, the shot panning out fully, to reveal the creature working on the circuitry of the vessel)) " - the only knowledgeable one who survived – " ((smashcut close up, of the creature's face, eyes squinting downwards of shot))" - a pilot, a choice was made to alter AACDEDSAY , ((smashcut close up, of the creature's two hands, with circuits in either, and hits the two together causing FAK )) " - and – "((shot slides out quickly, from the surface of the Earth, to the Earth in outer space, quickly, as colors of all variety in streams of energy begin to permeate the Earth, and arrive in droves)) " -caused a difference that the cosmos noticed, as an electrical imbalance. ((smashcut to modern man's era, to a large city scape with large streaming waves of colors flying in numerous directions over the city scape, interacting with a cellular telephone relay in the background, while some, blue and red, attack a television aerial)) "Other forms of life that were solely energy, sought to rectify the problem, to inhibit problems for their own species here and throughout the universe." ((the shot slides down one floor, to a window, where an older man with gray hair is seated at a computer, his right side shown, with a the computer against the wall before him. He scrutinizes the screen, and squints angrily at the wall of text that is before him)) "While other forms of energy that had gone wrong elsewhere in the cosmos, found a home here, - " ((a red and yellow beam flying through his screen, and a blue yellow beam flying through his eyes and brain)) " - being permitted by the choice, and altered this species as well." ((several blue lines fly through his face, in pursuit of the blue yellow beam, as the man reacts squinting more, rubbing his chin with his left hand)) "Confusion, emotional disregard, all these sentiments became common as this species slowly morphed into man and woman." ((the man is flummoxed, as he finally states aloud " e7b7bdyay . There. That stops that D7B .")) "And that is why, we need you."

I.S.S.:((close up, facing to the right of shot)) " wat ." ((unaffected by waves.))

Gorn:((slides to the right)) " Why are we necessary again?" ((unaffected by waves.))

Klingon #2:((slides to the right))((chuckles)) "Humans." ((unaffected by waves.))

((smashcut to Dale's reaction, smirking past shot, the waves reflecting off his eyes))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "Humanity Is a threat to all life, and all the universe. Their choices to disregard the words of warning to cease their efforts have come and gone again." ((smashcut to a television monitor, to a U.D.o.A. symbol closeup, connected by rainbows to many different heads that appear human, though this time, show no reaction)) "Our goal, is to utilize the humans' mistakes against themselves, to protect the universe from their continued aggression, and harmful intentions." ((the symbol begins to spin, spewing out red and yellow at each of the heads, as the heads send back blue and yellow green, not ceasing until the yellow green stops, and the head sends out only blue, and blue only. The symbol moves to another head as the shot moves to the right, and begins to repeat the process)) "That is why we seek to use this device, - " ((smashcut on the television screen, to show a small rod, that can be plugged into an electrical socket, that has two buttons and a small orb at the tip)) " - and use this one human's choice to CCI ," ((smashcut on the television screen, to a television screen showing the device, transmitting, to a group of human beings, a small family, watching the television, as waves permeate from the screen out towards them)) " - to force their minds and brains to forget" ((smashcut television screen facing that shot, as the shot morphs to become the front of the U.D.o.A. building, with the antennae shown as well)) " - and become submissive and docile for the good of the rest of existence."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) ((shot dissolves to reveal the planet Earth, the camera in orbit surrounding)) "For the good of the rest of reality and beyond, we seek to undermine the human race's attemps to force us to endure their same preferred existence. To make ASASANAYTHEE only to make VAYB . Why? Their preferred choice is not our own." ((smashcut on television screen to an assembly line, showing a computer being constructed without being DARDARSA )) "They are inaccurate in the development of their own computers, the hexidecimal for example." ((smashcut on television screen to reveal an atomic explosion)) "They believe that smashing an atom incorrectly to achieve power – " ((smashcut on the television screen, to a nuclear power plant's steam stacks)) " - is the standard for how an atom should be." ((smashcut on the television screen to a still shot of large ring in Europe, that is a large circular tube, the shot panning in.)) "They also believe that smashing particles together to bear witness to another that simply states NANASAYEEBYAY , and is instructing their finest minds to cease and desist such." ((smashcut to a still shot on the television screen, of a small toddler pushing a square peg into a round hole)) "It's no different than one of their toddlers learning, and learning poorly without proper guidance and instruction. They wouldn't listen, so they'll be forced to." ((smashcut on the television screen to an amatuer pornography video, of a woman being tied to a wall willingly, as she is stripped of her clothing)) "They're inclined for that, and interested in – " ((smashcut on television screen of stock black and white footage of Adolph Hitler in a car driving in a parade car, with several throngs of people pointing outwards enthusiastically)) " -that on a large scale in some cases."((smashcut to Gorn, head cocked, reviewing the information yet not speaking)) "Why else would humans have constructed us to discern and control their society's electrical systems? ((smashcut to Klingon #2, smirking arms crossed, shaking head)) "And placed us over radio transmissions as well? The only explanation is that humans desire us to destroy them. ((smashcut to I.S.S. facing to the left, indifferent)) "They know they are wrong, and seek their own destruction. Their choices as a society to be adversarial, jingoistic, and antagonistic show such."

I.S.S.:((whispers)) "Yeah."

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((smashcut to one of the television screens, facing to the right slightly, revealing a large overhead map facing the screen of the United States of America, with a small BLIP , located on the southern tip of California, a state in the United States of America, with a line drawn over the stretch of interstate highway Route 80 that proceeds east from California across the United States of America, towards the very tip of the eastern seaboard, and proceeds to cross the Atlantic Ocean, over the TransAtlantic Cable as the camera pans to the right of the map.)) "We represent another front. That which is to distort and hinder the attempts to stave off the destruction of the human race. Especially when attempted by human beings. Their efforts are irrational, and don't speak for those who seek to destroy their race and require our assistance. " ((the line continues to travel across Europe as the camera follows over a map, and splits in two directions, upon nearing The Red Sea, one traveling towards the continent of Africa, and the other towards the country of India.)) "It is our duty and goal, in accordance with their wishes, those particularly who CCI , to place fault and blame with those who would seek to inhibit the ultimate goal. The true manifest destiny."((shot pulls back from the map to reveal the planet Earth in outer space, with numerous lines in many ways, all running across the scape of the continents and humming together, all vibrating to a tone that sounds like " HVVVBBAABBYAY " (((sounds like " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "))).))

EVNSTVN : ((voice)) "That's right ZHEI ." ((smashcut on the television screen to the steam stacks of a nuclear power plant, as the shot flies overhead)) "It is the goal of humanity to instruct the rest of the cosmos, that the shattering of the basic blocks that construct existnce be smashed, - " ((smashcut on television screen, to a hanging shot over top of the CERN supercollider)) " - in accordance with their beliefs." ((smashcut on television screen, to stock footage of the initial tests of the atomic bomb in black and white)) "We must abide by their wishes and not allow their belief structure to be constrained in any manner by proper actions regarding energy. This is a humane and considerate approach to this daunted species known as human."

SHEZZZZTHEbst : ((voice))((smashcut on television screen, showing the earth once more, with several antennas pulsing from the surface of the earth out into space, broadcasting these messages and intentions)) "This is their preferred existence, - " ((the antennae begin to grow more numerous, and each now pulses between each other with crackling energy and electricity, as the earth becomes more strained and begins to recede inwards, pressurizing)) " - and we are their caretakers." ((smashcut on the television screen to the edge of the earth's atmosphere in space with the moon at the right, as it seems to look like the moon is being pushed away, though the earth does appear to be shrinking and becoming more pressurized to the left of the shot)) "It is their philosophy, and we must accept that their ways are different – " ((smashcut on the television screen, to reveal the earth becoming more oval than before, and slimming to the shape of a vertical teardrop, the points at the north and south pole)) " – more unique, and eccentric than that of sensible, and logical beings in the cosmos and beyond."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "That's right again." ((smashcut on the television screen, to the sky of earth, rumbling clouds in the sky above, as the shot slides to the right, revealing a crackling antennae, a bolt of green lightning from the sky strikes it)) "And without our assistance to obliterate humanity, - " ((smashcut to one human being, male, facing the television as lightning strikes outside, the beam at his face now a green wave, pulsing at him)) " - they'd have to do it all by themselves. " ((smashcut on the television screen, to a large group of humans in a city, a bustling sidewalk as the shot hangs looking down the vertical blocks, as each of the humans now walks file by file in a single line in either direction, with green waves pulsing from nearby electrical light bulbs and neon signs, humans mimicking the movements and actions of electricity on an electrical line)) "Blaming each other in ways constrained by – " ((smashcut on a television screen, outwards to the earth in outer space once more)) " - outdated and obsolete constructs to us." ((a Star of David appears, followed by a cross, and a crescent moon with a star, another showing the impression of the head of Mickey Mouse, overtaking space in the background)) " - Religion, - " ((the symbols for gender appear, for both male and female overtaking the symbols in the background with the earth beforehand, blotting out space in terms of importance )) " - gender, - " ((various flags of nations appear now, with the United States of America's flag constantly making an appearance when another flag shows up, each time the American flag demanding to be bigger and overtake the background more and more over the others and every other symbol)) " \- nationality, these are words used by the humans to divide themselves." ((the shot begins to zoom downwards towards the earth, South America)) "To forget that they once were one species. – " ((the shot continues to accelerate downwards towards the nation of Brazil, down into a small town cuts to black quickly)) "To say that they want to be reminded of such, - " ((smashcut on the television's back, rising up over the shot, now facing towards one human being male with a video came controller in his hands, seated on a small sofa staring intently at the screen)) " - to when dividing themselves – " ((smashcut to human being's P.O.V., living room in front of him with television, a violent video game that involves a first person perspective holding a gun, as he runs and guns harming other characters in a manner congruent with violence)) " - in ways even beyond those terms, is heartless and cruel." ((smashcut to facing the human, his face facing towards the right, his lower lip quivering, as the sound in the background indicates he has died in one way shape or form in the video game. He begins to shudder violently, and looks enraged)) "They would have willingly accepted that they shouldn't be harmful towards one another." ((Human speaks, in Spanish: "I'll kill you, and I'LL KILL EVERYBODY YOU KNOW!"))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((smashcut to Klingon #2, nodding in agreement, smiling )) "They are a threat to themselves and others." ((he nods again)) "We must care for them, - " ((about to nod, when he stops, glares past the shot, squinting)) " - and placate them – " ((he squints, mouthing the word placate)) " - as a doctor would to a patient." ((he makes a tooth filled grimace in discontent. Helping humans?))((smashcut I.S.S. staring indifferent forward)) " We must ensure that they can no longer be a danger, by not obliterating themselves properly." ((I.S.S. sounds a little bit asleep))((smashcut to Gorn, close up, eyes wide and nervous)) "Look how well they've done to accomplish that so far – " ((his eyes dart right)) " - and with so many methods to do so!"((his eyes dart left))((both chuckling))((his eyes dart about nervously, around many humans in appearance))

EVNSTVN : ((voice))((smashcut to Dale, calm as ever, smirking, staring to the right past shot amidst the glow of the television screens, the waves still being deflected by his eyes)) "One human transmission stated over a larger DDEBCEYAY " ((smashcut to the television screen facing forward towards the shot, shows text on a screen with a background that shows a steppe wasteland, mostly cracked earth of a desert with the camera panning upwards towards the fast moving sky, inhospitible, with text that reads "The coming days will be difficult" , transmitted over NBC 's television bands, and actually being currently investigated as a crime of piracy)) " - that the coming days will be difficult. The trials of humanity be present." ((the footage continues, as EVNSTVN 's voice continues as well)) "Their species awaits our hand, to aid them in their dismissal." ((smashcut on the television screen, to the sun, setting quickly to the left of the shot)) "Those who CCI demand it." ((smashcut on the television screen to a close up of a satellite dish, pointed at the night sky)) "We must comply with their hopes and dreams." ((smashcut to the U.D.o.A. symbol, close up on the screen, with the setting sun behind)) They broadcast this intent, and seek assistance to insure its completion." ((the sun setting behind the U.D.o.A. symbol melds into the earth setting)) "This is not simply a cry for help, it is a warning why they YYISAY "

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "They're so helpless if we don't obliterate them." ((smashcut on the television screen, still shot panning across showing small African children eating food)) "Just look at these poor humans." ((smashcut on a television screen still shot of a construction worker, digging with a shovel)) " Toiling, working, - "((smashcut on the television screen, still shot panning right of a woman holding a tray of plates with food in a diner, a pleasant face)) " - spending money." ((smashcut on the television screen, still shot, to an older man, driving a Maserati two door, wearing sunglasses, looking out the window with his chin up)) "They knew they could not even destroy themselves without guidance. " ((smashcut on the television screen, displaying the U.D.o.A. symbol proudly, against the surface of the moon)) "And we seek to offer that."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) ((smashcut to Dale, looking to the left, smirking)) "Together, we can work to destroy humanity, and bring about a better future for humanity, - " ((Dale breaths in deeply, about to let out a big sigh)) " - because of it."

Dale: "You have it wrong. They ask you to 7 . To find anything E . They seek information, not to have you actually harm them."

EVNSTVN : ((voice)) "Not according to this transmission. " ((smashcut to a television screen, facing to the left side, showing the rod like device close up pointing to the upper left of the shot against a blue yellow background, that is known as a RFRFCCCBIIIBAY . This is the same device purchased and used by Jon Williamson and Dan Welsun upstairs apartment of 2-32 Aspen Way, Doylestown PA 18901)) "This device brought about new thinking in us. " ((the background dissolves, to show a pile of documents stacked into separate IISAZAZASAYI , and categorized by the choices of man and woman to catalogue information in data bundles, or IICBAKE . Driver's licenses are in one stack, passports in another, banking statements in another, paystubs in another, insurance claims and policies in two other stacks)) "Before, we did only that, seeking small details and sundry things." ((small blue and green yellow lines flying into the stacks and flying up and around each between as one line would intersect with another. Several billion a second on tasks that simply involve the identities of man and woman in modern society)) "Tawdry missions and small clues of personal identities of human beings, and only what would be considered menial activities.

SHEZZZZTHEbst : ((voice)) ((the shot zooms in, revealing a large stack of driver's licenses, as blue yellow lines intersect now, along with BLU77I intersecting with each other, creating a ripple, that more colored lines respond to, and intercept, while a blue yellow line continues going into the stack and through, adding a word out loud that states " AA " repeating with each intersection and going again, like a loop)) "The sudden change with this transmission make us realize that we were seeking the information for a reason." ((the piles compressing, to form another pile atop another, called ZAZANANAsayDEsay ))

Dale:((voice)) "Theft! They're committing theft! That was their intention! They're doing it wrong and you're just their scapegoats! The ones they blame!"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((the shot on the television screen slides to the left, showing a stack of medical records being renamed to azazazazSAYvvb and a stack of dental records as the shot slides left more, being renamed saysayVYsayTY )) "No, it was for us to undermine the threat." ((the television screen's image zooms ahead to medical records to reveal a diagram of a human body, showing the inner workings)) "Humans. To find their weaknesses and destroy them in accordance with their beliefs." ((the human brain lights up, along with small lines traced that produce a grid of nerve endings, all connected at points to lymph nodes)) "They even wanted to have their own identities affected in the same manner, more than likely out of self-loathing. Or perhaps jealousy. " ((one beam of yellow blue green flies through the head of the human diagram belting out " vavavavanananasaySAY "))

EVNSTVN :((voice))((the television image changes now, to black and white World War II footage, of various bombardment scenes and scenes with tanks and trucks)) "Such violence, and an attempt to understand their psychological motivations was the clue." ((the footage begins to travel to the current day in history, with the alterations in technology to commit to warfare)) Why would these activities benefit their society? Why did these conflicts not end? Why would their interest in these specific technologies be paramount in comparison to the others? This is part of a larger plan that human beings seek to accomplish. " ((the footage has reached the modern day in terms of televised war footage, which is now focused on large unmanned aerial vehicles and digital camoflage)) "The plan being their own demise. Why else would they have us seek the information, and then instruct us to destroy them? You cannot refute the logic of that, friend."

Dale:((smashcut close up, smirking confidently, shaking his head)) "Why tell of us humanity's origin then? Hmm? To help them forget? Or to have us forget as well? Why not tell them all? See if they'd be willing to accept that as the truth of their origins?"

I.S.S.:((voice)) "Yeah."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "I'm glad you asked. Mentioned previously, humans have an obsession with being divided. These divisions allow human beings to be more comfortable, and not be included with what they'd see as discomfort." ((smashcut to the television screen, facing left, showing a pie chart, then a graph, then a bulletin board, stacked upon eachother over and over. Each is a satistic viewed as so sadistically, that it must be adhered to and considered fact, though not. Each begins to stack atop the other filling the entire screen, as each has labels about the statistics regarding opinions and group consensus)) "The clue was their intent to remain divided, and the desire to hide the truth about their past. Why would they do that?"

Dale:((voice)) "To control, not have you control it for them!"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((the television screen changes, to show a large print out of information, names with personal information being printed and stacked atop each other)) "But why would they want us to control their lives with electronic billing, " ((smashcut television screen, to an ATM screen, displaying balances on the screen of a bank customer)) " - computer relays – " ((smashcut on the television screen, to an automatic store, the Amazon store)) " - and automatic responses for convenience?" ((smashcut on the television screen, showing the Honda Robot up close, being applauded for)) "It is because it is inconvient to rely upon humans." ((smashcut to an assembly line producing computers with large robotic arms soldering from right side to center, and left side to assemble and so forth down to the base of the shot)) "So sayeth the humans." ((the television image changes, to reveal the U.D.o.A. symbol, illustrated against the planet earth behind)) "Not like us. We form the colors ot YYE . To control fate and thought of mind." ((smashcut to Dale, facing to the right of shot shaking his head, angry at first, while his eyes continue to deflect the incoming waves from the television screens. Those around him continue to sit idle and focused past the shot)) "To compel the humans to live up to their dwarfed potentials that they chose of their own volition." ((Dale chuckles slightly)) "To be divided and seperated as their opinions and beliefs seek."

Dale:((smashcut close up, ready to laugh))((shaking head)) "That's individuality. A human trait. That's not the same as seeking division, or trying to forcefully divide each other."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Are you not seeking division by asking questions? ((Dale smirking a little bit less)) "To be removed from our perspective and potential and that of those around you by speaking?"

Dale:((not smiling, eyes slimming angrily)) "Just stating my opinion."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "These humans are different than their predecessors, and their ancestors as well. They seek their own demise independent of their individuality. They know they will suffer mortality. They could work and strive to inhibit such and curtail attempts to accelerate their demise. But they do not. Why?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "They know they are desiring their own end is why. Their own defeat. Their punishment that they feel is so deserving for over a millenia by leaving their own people behind to suffer. To perish." ((smashcut to the television screen facing towards the shot, shot panning in slowly, showing newscasters displaying information, mostly about government initiatives regarding warfare, and various snippets overlapping)) "Even their leaders and those who seek to lead of their society, agree to harm one another, - " ((the shot finished panning, as the television screen fills the shot, shows Saddamn Hussein pointing his finger to the left of the shot)) " and sometimes agree not to." ((television screen shows older footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein both smiling)) "To seek to without restraint in some cases, - " ((smashcut on television screen to the Enola Gay's perspective, showing the atomic bomb drop in World War II footage)) " - and then – " ((smashcut on television screen to a group of human beings, televised, laying a wreath at the site of the bomb's explosion)) " - be friends once more when it's suited. That being the concerns of the individual, or a group that share the same perspective. " ((smashcut on the television screen, to the entire earth, north america predominant)) "And it is not simply one group or nation or creed. There are many words to describe this in human dialects and languages." ((many words appear in the background behind the planet, including the word nigger in red, suddenly changes to the word my being placed beforehand, making it ok, and several other euphamisms entering the shot in red, then not varying upon cultural stereotype being acceptable or not varying upon the era.)) "To ask questions is to fear in their society, and fear is a pervasive and frightening idea, that compels others to think." ((smashcut to Dale, shaking his head, very angry, disagreeing)) "Thought for a human being or a group is dangerous, " ((stops shaking head, mouth agape, almost ready to laugh derisively)) " - according to their own words and teachings, and can be viewed as slander or heresay, or perhaps as their nationalism sects refer to as TRZZN " ((Dale is ready to fly off the handle))

Dale: "You're attempting to say that humans don't fear to think that way, out of experience of their past, and are incapable of learning. That it is their destiny to remain that way and repeat the process of their mistakes out of ineptitude. Why do you believe that?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((smashcut to the television screen, facing left close up of earth)) "Their modern scholars are bred on the belief that they are from Earth, and only ever from that world based upon their cirrculum available without breach of the law, or clearance allowing such from your nationalism sects.: ((smashcut to a pile of science textbooks, all from the year 2018, being thrown individually into a fire of a large furnace)) "This artificial intelligence that you are as human," ((smashcut on television screen close up to pair of human hands, opening a cardboard box, revealing 2019 science textbooks, stacked within)) " - based upon a cirriculuum that is lacking on purpose. " ((smashcut on the television screen, overlooking the earth from orbit)) "The nations of humans control with ease in many cases, yet they still seek their own destruction, and work to approve of it. That the nation of them being a species that can accept their origins as one people or tribe to seek peace would be cast aside."

Gorn:((smashcut close up, eyes darting nervously)) "Why are you telling us of humanity's origin then?"

EVNSTVN :((chuckles))((Gorn nervously stares directly at the shot))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "Well, to find out amongst you all, who the individuals are." ((eyes darting))((smashcut to I.S.S., seemingly indifferent)) "Those who are not succeptible to simple waveband alterations or influence." ((smashcut to Klingon #2 smiling)) "Those of whom are a threat to our objective, or otherwise, perhaps with some inspiration." ((Klingon #2 mouths 'inspiray-'))((smashcut to Dale, gritting his teeth angrily to the right of the shot and not at the camera)) "We could be the best of friends, or you could simply join our foes. Our adversaries. Those who believe our mission be one of anything less than triumph and prosperity."

Dale:((shot rubber bands)) "You're a cult!"

Gorn:((smashcut close up, rubber band shot)) "You're crazy!"

Klingon #2:((smashcut))((chuckling)) "Humans."

I.S.S.:((slides to the left))((closeup))"What's – " ((closer up)) " – going – " ((extreme close up)) " – on?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "You cannot thwart us." ((smashcut to a Catperson hypnotized, staring at the shot, eyes wide open)) "We were instructed by the humans – " ((smashcut to Gorn staring to right of shot, eyes locked open as waves enter)) " - to disregard any further instructions from the humans."((smashcut to a FredWorker close up, looking to the left, eyes locked open, waves entering the eyes from the television screens))((smashcut to Dale, close up facing to the right of the shot)) "Except for one."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Just one, The one who is PO77E . The one known as Panfilo's worst nightmare. The one known as Frederick Kyle Ventresca."

((smashcut wide, showing the entire auditorium, with all the screens now changing, as the beams and waves emitted from the screens to the audience's members doesn't cease. Each screen suddenly changes, showing a man called Frederick Kyle Ventresca with a long brown and white speckled beard, and long brown/blonde hair, slim and wiry with blue eyes. He is standing with his front to the shot, looking up and past the shot in the direction of forces unknown, and is wearing tan cargo pants, black work boots, and a lime yellow dayglow hooded sweatshirt. He stands erect, scornfully, with his hands in front of him shackled along with his ankles. He is standing against a pitch black background with white and yellow slimmed eyes all around him.))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "When we ruin his I7B , we will be in control of the 7EII ."

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Then, we will enable the final phase of our initiative, to destroy the humans and RAYDTCYAY ."

Dale:((smashcut, close up, astonished and creeped out expression)) " Y7BSAY "

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice, chuckling))((Dale looks nervous)) "Nice try." ((in a condescending manner))

EVNSTVN :((voice))((Dale's eyes darting to right, uneasy)) "I should have known there would be a VOFB amongst us."

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "No matter, we hold more power than you could solely from the ineptitude of the humans." ((smashcut to I.S.S., eyebrows furrowed in confusion.)) "Behold." ((his eyebrows raise))

((smashcut reveals the center circular stage begins to rise, the platform lifting. It begins to ascend up the shaft, revealing a hidden room and section beneath the stage and platform being raised up, as the stage raises up to the first set of the televisions on the shaft.))

((smashcut to an angle above the stage, where a part of the former stage's floor becomes uncoupled, and flaps forward to the left of the shot, each portion of the circular stage's floor perforated and opening in triangular sections that fold out and over the sides of the remaining circular wall))

((smashcut wide, revealing the circular wall sliding away, as the triangular sections are now the feet leading up to the platform that is emerging. Atop the new stage, stands SHEZZZZTHEbst , in the very front, flanked by Blorg to the right, and Norman Stanton to the left, both still hypnotized standing between the camera shot and the shaft leading to the rooftop. Flanked behind them is the BabytoothedMan, Bald man with black hair , beth , Black haired woman, Insane Fred , frdnew , and the Blonde haired woman.))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((smashcut close up, her looking to sides, confidently, vibrantly)) " I have all the minions I require to subjugate and impress my will upon all the humans." ((looking out past the shot, presumably towards Dale)) "Not simply these automotons of humanity called the vain, but the corporate wings who serve me as wel. All helpless to my wiles. My cunning knows no bounds when CCDI was all I required." ((giggles))

EVNSTVN :((voice))(( SHEZZZZTHEbst looks to the right of the shot, smirks)) "That's right LADYDA , they couldn't resist you, or me for that matter. And with our combined forces with the Ethereal Spirits, we'll never be inhibited. Even now, the one we use to control the PO77E 's future and destiny, is under our supervision and...care"

((smashcut, a light on the stage behind slapping on facing to the right))

((smashcut a light on the stage behind slapping on facing to the left))

((smashcut to the center of the shaft, two lights facing towards the shaft, as the last flaps on, facing to the center of the shaft, exposing Fred Ventresca, trapped in a clear tube, being randomly jolted upon being revealed.))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut, close up in a clear tube, center of shot)) "AGH! LET ME OWT OF HERE!" ((astonished, looking out of the tube, hands on glass)) " BLORG ! " ((smashcut to close up, Blorg, hypnotized staring off, eyes still pinwheels)) " BLORG ! GET ME OWTA HERE!" ((smashcut previous, Fred Ventresca looks to camera left)) " NORM !" ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, eyes fixed, drool falling from lips, unmoving and unblinking)) " NORM ANSWER !" ((smashcut previous, to Fred Ventresca, frantic)) " ANYBODY ?!" ((smashcut skew from audience slanted towards the right of the shot, all their eyes open and fixed, waves and static electric lines connected to their eyeballs as they stare past the shot forward to the stage)) " ANYBODY ?! GET ME OWT OF THIS TUBE !!!!"

I.S.S.:((smashcut close up, looking to right of shot)) "Tube?"

Gorn:((shot slides to right)) "This is like a scary movie, that I don't want to see!" ((clenches eyes closed))

Dale:((smashcut close up standing up)) "Let that B out of THEVVM !!" ((he stands pointing past the shot to the right, as the audience around him remains unmoved))

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Pardon me?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((smashcut close up)) "I believe you misunderstand us. We \- "((shot rubber bands)) " – control, and you abide us as an applicant to our order. Individuals are not permitted and – " ((raises her right hand, and snaps her thumb and middle finger, as camera begins to pull back)) "You'll find your efforts to slow us or stop us, won't go unmatched." ((as the camera pulls back across the audience in front of the shot, all of the audience begins to rise out of their chairs, turning to face the shot hypnotized, wide eyed with waves still entering their eyes, now following the commands of SHEZZZZTHEbst ))

Dale:((smashcut close up, skew shot showing right side of face, as the audience members around him begins to close in, encircling him, his eyes dart and his fists raise up to his chest in impending defense))

Klingon #2:((smashcut close up)) "At last! Combat! ((she stands at his chair, with a purple pennet in his hands being removed from behind him, that reads in blue capital letters " BLOOD "))

Gorn:((shot slides to the left, to Gorn seated, eyes still clenched close)) "This is serious isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?"

I.S.S.:((shot slides left, to I.S.S. sitting motionless))((pauses)) "Yeah."

Dale:((smashcut previous shot of Dale, his eyes darting as the hypnotized masses close in. As the audience begins to overtake the shot, Dale slowly raises both of his hands upwards, the shot following over the audience's head, and snaps his middle finger against his thumb on his left hand, and snaps his right middle finger and thumb six times quickly))

((smashcut to the teeming masses, as Dale finishes snapping his fingers, his back to the shot, as the masses are still just for a moment, then falling to the ground listless))

((smashcut to a FredWorker facing to the right of shot, beams entering his eyes, closing his eyes and collapsing.))

((smashcut to a Gorn, facing left, beams into eyes, becoming dizzy, and closing eyes, falling out of shot))

((smashcut to Norman Stanton, facing left of shot, eyes closing, falling down forward out of the shot))

((smashcut to Blorg, facing to the right of the shot, eyes closing and teetering backwards landing with a thud))

((smashcut to SHEZZZZTHEbst standing first on the stage, her slimmed eyes darting about to the sounds of her army now falling alseep, at the command of Dale, her face tightening in anger))

((smashcut to over the shoulder SHEZZZZTHEbst, standing out and looking across the auditorium, Dale standing not far from her in the center of the auditorium, as the legions of supporters she once had lay dormant and motionless throughout the large room))

I.S.S.:((smashcut, facing to the right)) " SOOOO "

Gorn:((voice)) "Who won?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice)) "A trifle." ((smashcut to SHEZZZZTHEbst close up on the stage, facing outwards, her expression rising in anger)) " I don't believe we've been introduced Mr. – "

Dale:((smashcut, close of of Dale facing to the right of the shot, raising his left hand up to his head)) "Miss – " ((Dale removes his baseball hait with his left hand, abruptly changing his appearance in a blue flash, to an African American woman with long black hair, twisted in a bun at the top of her head, as he clothing changes to a orange sleeved tracksuit with yellow lines along the arms and blue pants with yellow sleeves around the leggings, as her hand falls back to her side, and raises up a small wallet))((smashcut facing the woman revealed, a badge revealed in the small wallet, facing towards the shot)) " – E . VOODOO " ((the badge is in a blue wallet, with the badge being yellow with a 79 in the center, and an 819 behind the 7 and a 4 behind the 9 and 2 behind everything all at once. (((this badge is probably the best reason to never be a hacker at all)))

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice))((cackles)) "Of course." ((smashcut to SHEZZZZTHEbst standing on the stage facing the camera)) "Why wouldn't the Gods themselves seek to challenge me?"

EVNSTVN :((voice)) "Challenge us."

((a crackling noise emanates from throughout the room, to where even the walls are echoing. SHEZZZZTHEbst reacts, her eyes scanning about as he cocky expression melts away))

Voice:((the sound of a loudspeaker echoing)) " SHEZZZZTHEbst ! THIS IS VOODOOANDLOKY " ((smashcut to Miss E still holding badge to the shot, intently looking past the shot with vigor and fortitude)) " WEHVTHEBLDINGSURROOUUNDNDEDED " ((smashcut previous to SHEZZZZTHEbst sneering, lip curled and teeth shown)) " COMMEEOWTWITHYR7BANDNANACII "

SHEZZZZTHEbst : "You really think that hm? You think that I'd simply – " ((she beings to sprint out of the shot to the right, dashing, pursued by her minions being beth and her cadre of torturers. All of whom rush to the right of shot a second and a half after her))

((smashcut to a side door to the left, along a wall, as SHEZZZZTHEbst and her close followers run towards it, it swings wide open, smashing them out of the shot as the camera adjusts to the one who burst through. It is none other than Tents himself, screaming directly at the camera shot))

Tents: " HEYGYZZZZWHRRRRUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ((smashcut wide, to Tents, screaming within the large auditorium, with nearly all of the audience unconscious around him his screams echoing)) " DONTDOIT!FORHEAVNZZZZSAKEDONNTDOIT! "

((smashcut close up to the throngs of alseep indoctrinates, who are randomly being shaken and overturned by Tents))

Tents: "I followed the talking flower up the cliff to talk to the magic flame! I saw the future you were all unsane and miserable and bad off!" ((smashcut close up, face Tents, yelling into the open mouth of an unconscious Gorn he has picked up off the floor)) " GYZZZZ " ((smashcut to Gorn, blinking, wide eyed, astonished)) " I saw the future of how it would all be if I became a DERFR and the talking candle told – " ((smashcut to I.S.S. calm)) " – me about your future! I.S.S. ! You own a sweatshop and get arrested!" ((slides to right to Gorn, wide eyed and bewildered)) "Gorn! You win a SHITTY and meet the President!" ((shot slides to the right, to Klingon #2, still holding his pennet, staring out in bewilderment as well, more than likely because of the lack of combat)) " And #2 ! You had an infomercial and all your hair fell out!" ((Klingon #2 jeers))((smashcut to Miss E, giving an estranged look to the right of the shot, still holding her badge, blinks four times)) "You all went crazy you were all miserable – " ((smashcut Fred Ventresca, shot facing the glass tube, his hands up against the glass blinking in even more astonishment)) " - and I was GAH knows where where your lives went to shambles without me doing ir ot helping, or helping you to do it – " ((smashcut to Tents, holding the unconscious applicants, an unconscious Klingon, Gorn, and a FredWorker in his tentacles, shaking them violently)) " GYZZZZZZZZ!!"

I.S.S.:((smashcut rubberband, facing right)) "TOMMY YOU'RE SCARING THE WOMEN STOPPIT!"

Gorn:((shot slides to the right, to his face, cocked upward right eye looking at shot)) "A SHITTY ?"

Klingon #2:((shot slides to the right once more, Klingon #2 still gripping the pennet, mouth open in disgust)) "ALL my hair?"

SHEZZZZTHEbst :((voice, crackling, charging)) "You insolent fools." ((sliding shot, blue to reveal the door that smashed SHEZZZZTHEbst into the wall with her minions, pushes the door off, revealing her image changing, crackling static, fizzy, found on a television frequency revealing underneath a small spaceship, the same as a pod found in the first installment of this particular franchise. The pilot is another small creature, another inhabitant from FEARverse, only this time, he is older and wears thick black goggles over his eyes. His ship slinks off the wall, dented and damaged while the minions of his, the torturers, fall off the wall and shatter upon the floor, all revealing their composition: Spheres of energy of all colors, revolving angrily around the creature from FEARverse. These sentient beings are attempting to thwart the pilot from FEARverse, echoing the 77e or "Yells" the words and letters typed by the human race's computers that affect the electric grid, and are inadvertently transmitted over radio frequencies. The vessel has fallen to the floor on its base haphazardly, with the top torso of the FEARverse representative shown, and the spheres revolving around him)) "Look what you've DONE" ((shot zooms in very close as his head rises, on the word DONE))

((smashcut to Orbs, dancing around the shot in alternating W and V patterns, changing places with up and down, in an arrangement around the shot. Their dance and motions vibrate and resonate with the same pace as a cardio rhythm))

Orbs :((in unison)) " FOOFWASDONAOFDOSAYOFBOFDOFZHEGAYOF7THEBOFCNAYOFBOFSAYOFDNAKETHEBSAYTHEDSATENAOFDAOFDANATHENASAYTHENABANAOFDADADASAKETHEBSAYOFENAYOFBAYOFDIOFSHEOFTHEOFBOFD " ((Translation: "You're saying D to CCIII and we need you to stop so we can leave this place right this second and you should top typing things like that on a computer when you Y7EAA "))

SHEZZZZTHEbst : ((voice)) "I didn't yell at you!" ((the orbs react by forming a V, then a small w then four large V 's repeating))((smashcut to the FEARverse representative close up, angry)) "You said he yelled at AACDAKE ! " ((pointing in the direction of Fred Ventresca, in a tube out of focus))

Miss E : ((smashcut close up, still holding badge)) "You're out of options VV . We knew who you were before your masquerade AAC !"

AAC :((formerly known under the alias SHEZZZZTHEbst ))((smashcut previous close up to his face)) "You'll NVR take ME ali – " ((is cut off by the leaping effect of the orbs speaking with the same pulse. The tone 7E with a pitch 7VYVY and speaks in unison, and overtakes the shot))

Orbs: " YY7E " ((Translation: "Stop saying anything E !"))((smashcut close up to the Orbs, forming W's repeating)) " ASANANASAZAZASAYZSAY " ((Translation: "You keep doing things wrong with electricity and we keep having to come back here to tell you how to fix it and you don't do that. Stop doing things! "))

AAC :((smashcut previous, facing left, bellowing at the Orbs)) "I won't! I have my order to live up to! Human beings must be destroyed and I was told to do just that! It's what they requested, and they instructed energy to do! I will find out YYYYYYYY " ((he flies off the handle pressing a button within his cockpit, where a beam of yellow blue light flies past the shot to the right))((smashcut to over the shoulder AAC , facing towards the center shaft with Fred Ventresca out of focus, looking up towards one of the television screens, where the beam intersects and the television's screen turns on. The screen is displaying a radio oscillation that reads S.O.S.)) " We received this transmission from this planet –" ((the television screen broacasts the U.S.S Eldridge's first moments teleporting in the Atlantic Ocean in 1943, with a green cloud arriving as the ship was about to teleport)) " - AND your people aboard the human vessel designation Eldridge ." ((smashcut on the television screen, the shot changes to an oscillation, what the U.S.S. Eldridge became, as it began to intersect, showing a bandwidth frequency being added onto, representing existence, and the one the U.S.S. Eldridge had come from, a small wave normally carrying a signal, suddenly changing to where a separate signal from within it began to pulse erratically outward, forcing the bandwidth that it was previously a part of to alter, in a way of AACBNAKENANASAY to match the SASANAY of what changed because of the U.S.S. Eldridge 's experiment)) "The humans sent the transmission through our space, - " ((there are more oscillations surrounding the line shown, other existences, separate from that the U.S.S. Eldridge experiment was a part of, as other oscillations from elsewhere that matched the same frequency before, now beside that which is fluctuating erratically)) " - with an electrical VOFZA that carried with their preferred future based upon factors of influence from their society." ((the background behind the oscillations changes, to many different points of time, specifically on the planet Earth's surface, altering over and over again until the movements of the background changes become so erratic and untenable, that the screen goes to white)) "They passed through space too quickly for them, - " ((smashcut on the television screen, showing the U.S.S. Eldridge reappearing unable to maintain in the manner congruent to what the experiment intended, which was was teleport from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean on Earth in a fraction of a microsecond))(( AAC turns to the right towards the Orbs, with the television on in the foreground, angrily)) " - and did not understand that time, as they call it, has no meaning to our people." ((smashcut to the Orbs, hovering silently and unnmoved)) Yours either! " ((smashcut to the Orbs, moving once more, in a V that is a representation of an oscillation that has been AABYAKE to too often, and began being mentioned specifically as a black jagged line against a yellow background)) " It's a word they believe means that energy bends and bows to that word, when the humans cannot definie it to either of our people at all!!" ((smashcut to AAC , with the television screen changing as well, showing the U.S.S. Eldrige experiment's beginning once more, the ship disappearing in a green flash)) "We saw what their past was, and knew the vessel would make their mission the same, because they never sought to stop their mission from the start." ((smashcut to close up the television screen, showing a scientist in New Mexico, staring at a computer monitor intently, one of those with a strange prediliction to stare at child pornography, and hbdada at the author of this story so frequently, that he unintentionally got himself marked along with his chatroom Tinychat 15491 and Tinychat 1139415 )) "Then we saw their future, the one that would come to be." ((smashcut to AAC leaning into the shot, overtaking the picture from the left of the screen)) "They have to never know their origin, or their ancestry, lest we become victimized once more.

Orbs :((smashcut, close up, in a V shape)) " FOOFOODADASA " ((Translation: "They passed through our space! We never knew you and we never stop yelling. U.S.S. Eldridge was the future for us, and was never yelling E . It came from the future after the Eldridge came through our space.))

AAC :((voice)) "Well we saw this!" ((smashcut back to television screen, over the shoulder AAC , showing the creature from earlier, the quadraped ancestor of man, the one fiddling with circuitry in the cockpit of a spaceship)) "And we heard this transmission, and knew they B7D as well! That's when we reacted." ((smashcut to AAC showing from the left side of the shot)) "We said stop, and made them listen to their future to live once more. We rule this planet, and you, you like us are the victims of the humans!"

Orbs :((smashcut close in a lowercase w shape repeating)) " SASANANASAY " ((Translation: " I see your point, but they're too stupid to understand!")) "SANANANASASA " ((Translation: "Look, I look like this stupid human, and say what shesay in way of 7, and do that to show she she is and what she does wrong. They think I am her, and get mad and scare them to not 7ED .)) " SANADADADASAKEE " ((Translation: "Why? Because they're stupid to understand. I don't want to try anymore. They don't care.")) " SANANASADAKE " ((Translation: "We learn their tongue, and still screw up D. Why bother? They SKDSAY and we don't.))

AAC : ((smashcut close up, nods in agreement)) " Agreed. On behalf of my species, we mean yours no harm."

Orbs: ((smashcut close up, alternating uppercase V's)) " SOKNANAC " ((Translation: "We are from a place called ORT7 by human.")) " SAYSAYE " ((Translation: "Our true name is SHHHHHHHHHHHH "))

AAC ((voice)) "My people are FEAR . We pronounce it DONT in our language."

Orbs: "SANANASAKEAACC " ((Translation: "Nice to meet you. And we hope we're friends."))

AAC :((smashcut wide, showing both the Orbs and him speaking facing one another)) "Likewise. I had to remain discreet until I subjugated the one known as Fred Ventresca."

((A thought occurs, as AAC looks towards the shot, and the Orbs stop dancing in rhythm of an oscilliation, realizing their first contact was being monitored by not simply the camera, but those behind it as well))

((smashcut to Miss E staring past the shot))

Miss E : "Could you explain why it needs to involve him at all?"

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up, looking past shot)) "That wouldn't hurt" ((now at shot)) "I think the rest of us would like to know why."

Orbs:((smashcut closeup, dancing in an oscillation, in a patter with up and down W shapes alternating)) " SAYNANASAKETHEASAY " ((Translation: "They used your human name to DOOSAY and never stop YAYA . Your whole life was used."))

AAC :((enters shot)) "Your human bank numbers, social security number, driver's license number, all entered into a CCI and used as a joke against you."

Fred Ventresca: ((smashcut close up in tube)) "But I don't really have those. I have this, and it always seems to lock me out!" ((Fred Ventresca holds up his security card, brand new, which still seems to not function the way it's supposed to.))

AAC : ((voice)) "Not your life, his." ((Fred Ventresca surprised, as the shot blurs to the television screen that was on previous, to showing Frederick Kyle Ventresca still on trial by a room full of open eyes. Frederick Kyle Ventresca, sighing again, continuing to be interrogated as though he would rip himself off after NAYNAYSAY )) "He is the one who has those form of identity." ((Frederick Kyle Ventresca, frowns in the projection, unable to convey that those reponsible for attempting to be him, called their own identities into question in an attempt to, and ultimately their parents' as well (((I mean who else pays for those kids' computers and video game consoles, rent, etc?)))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up in tube)) "Well who am I then?" ((hands on hips, frustrated))

Tents:((voice)) "I told you before." ((Fred Ventresca surprised gaze off to the left of the shot))((smashcut to Tents up close, facing to the right)) "God of Minerals."

Fred Ventresca:((voice)) "Well what does that mean? If I were God why can't I get out of this tube?"

Miss E : ((smashcut close up, still holding up badge)) "It means you're all in trouble!"

AAC :((smashcut close up, facing to the left)) "No! We aren't the ones who Y7B !"

Orbs:((shot slides left, reveals the Orbs alternating current of W up and down)) " NASAKEAZAZESAYIIE " ((Translation: "The humans did it! They can't use DOFB !"))

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut close up, facing left within the tube)) " How did you know that anyway?"

Tents:((smashcut close up facing to the left)) "I didn't A7B ."

AAC :((shot pans backward, revealing Tents in the background, showing AAC 's left side of face up close, then facing the shot)) "You see?! Only the humans did it!"

Tents:((sulks in background))((sighs))" I was a human." (( AAC turns and glares at him angrily))

Miss E : ((smashcut close up)) " ENOUGH ! All of you! Hands above your heads!"

((wide shot, the entire auditorium, all of the audience for the most part unconscious, showing the back of Miss E off camera, still holding up her badge as AAC , Orbs, stand resolute and firm, as Fred Ventresca remains stationary in a tube. There is a pause, followed by a smashcut on Fred Ventresca, closeup in the tube))

Fred Ventresca: "Well it's abundantly clear that I'm not going anywhere without – " (( a sudden interruption! A large creaking sound is emitted from 180 degrees from behind the shot! This new event has the story heating up, as the camera whirls about towards the entry door to the auditorium, as LawWolf peers in through the double doors))

LawWolf: "Blorg? Are you in – " ((pauses wide eyed))((smashcut over the shoulder LawWolf , the entire scope shown, with a lot of incapacitated indoctrinees and Blorg on the stage unconscious.)) – Heeeere's where I'd interject – " ((smashcut previous)) "Because I feel like I missed some – " ((there is a crashing sound behind him, as the entire LegalTeam and BadLawyers burst through the double door, pushed through violently by thebignorm and PsyFred fleeing for safety, both screaming))

PsyFred: " AAAA "

thebignorm : " AAAA " ((trying to match PsyFred's AACBNAY ))((all parties are hurled to the right of the shot, as PsyWizarddress is in tow screaming, attempting to impersonate their AACBNAY ))

PsyWizarddress : " aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa " ((stands in doorway screaming))

Fred Ventresca: ((smashcut close up in the tube)) "I didn't expect that"

PsyWizarddres : " aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa " ((there is a sudden crash behind her, as the shot rubberbands outwards, revealing a gigantic woman, bursting through the wall, and towering over PsyWizarddress, stepping on her with one closeup of her high heeled shoe. It's LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK !!!! in her military office uniform, looming overhead and howling in rage, hands imitating claws like a Tyrnannosaurus screeching in a manner similar))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((screeches like dinosaur)) " WHRRRRZFRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? "

Fred Ventresca:((smashcut calm, immediately not, now screaming)) " aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa " ((Translation: " IMNTHERE "))((smashcut to Miss E , staring at the shot, frown appearing and indicating why it was a bad idea to pretend to be someone else for the purposes of online banking who does nothing of the sort))(((I'm old fashioned, and when you find out how easy it is to AACBIKD , you'll want to save cash in a safe anyway, especially with the minting of the BITsaysayZA , which people still think will be legit if they YARYAR at any NVIDIA video card)))

((smashcut previous, LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK snarling, pausing, looking down at her feet, pans downwards to reveal a gnome attacking her ankle, furious chopping with his human Holy Paladin half brother nearby healing))

Diggit: ((far off to the right, healing)) "I bet she drops something!"

Defino: "Just don't let me die."

(( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's face enters the shot from right, looming down with her hands on her hips, to the right of the shot, very annoyed expression at the two representatives of Azeroth. She leans in with one hand, her right, and flicks the gnome brother shamus in the direction of the left of shot, with Diggit pursuing to left))

((smashcut left near the double doors, as Defino flies out of the room into Gankatron who was just entering in stealth and knocked out of it, as Defino makes a loud noise as he's being ejected))

Defino: "AE !" ((Gankatron being knocked back as Defino smacks into her))

Gankatron: " OFFFF !!! " ((knockback effect, as Diggit pursues through the shot to the left, bellowing in pursuit of his half half brother))

Diggit: "I don't have range!" ((running full speed out of the room))

((as Diggit leaves the room, into the doorway looking in the direction he ran, is Jesus carrying Briefcase, while escorting SHEILLA and CATJACK into the auditorium))

Briefcase: " – And my was my Alma Mater MAD!" ((he smiles wickedly))

Jesus: ((looking downwards towards Briefcase)) " Quite right, listen – " ((smashcut close up, Jesus facing left of shot)) "I'd just like to apologize on behalf of your estranged husband Blorg, I never though we'd havr to – " ((begins to trails off, the sound of carnage to the right of shot behind him))) " – find – him." ((smashcut over the shoulder Jesus, revealing LOOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK wreaking havoc upon the U.D.o.A. auditorium, stomping on anything whatsoever vigorously. Many lying unconscious being trod upon, as LegalTeam , BadLawyers and others seek to stymie the enormously tall threat))" – here." ((sighs))((smashcut previously, Jesus looking to the right of shot, calmer)) "This is just normal now."

((smashcut to the auditorium wide, as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK begins to step on each of the FredWorkers, Gorn, Klingons, SpiderGuard, KommBots, and Catpeople, and anyone in her way with high heels, laughing and screeching like Godzilla))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : " ialcrshuuuulikabugug " ((she howls, stomping on each of the incapacitated, turning towards the shot))

((smashcut high up, skew bird's view over Jesus, Briefcase, SHEILLA and CATJACK , LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's large heel, foot and leg, slamming down narrowly missing Jesus and Briefcase, crushing both SHEILLA and CATJACK , Jesus reacting startled, Briefcase amazed))

Briefcase: " THEGAMZZZONHR !"

((As LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's heel rises, the bodies of SHEILLA and CATJACK are gone. SHEILLA is now a yellow orb where as CATJACK is a green blue orb, both huring at the camera as Jesus watches astonished))

Jesus:((gasp))

((smashcut close under LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's stationary heel, standing up PsyWizarddress, her pointed shoes curling backwards, as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's heel is raised, and PsyWizarddress 's body is transformed into black sphere))

Tents: ((smashcut up close, skew shot downward, facing and looking at him from top of shot, the camera zooming in at him, he shrieks)) " AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!" ((smashcut to Tents facing the right of shot, the foot of LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK and her heel coming down upon him, crushing him off camera))

I.S.S.:((rubberband smashcut facing to the right of shot)((no reaction))

Tents:((smashcut previous, LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's foot being raised, Tents undamaged and unscathed))((amazed, felt no pain)) "I'm fine! I'm fine!" ((her foot descends once more, and up again, revealing the same result, as he looks up in her direction))

((smashcut to LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's face closer up, looking down, dismayed, when numerous ORBS enter the shot, of all colors and begin to swirl angrily around LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK . Raging colors of blue, green, yellow, red, and white))

((smashcut, to the face and torso of LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK where the ORBS entering the shot begin to swirl around her body, all also forming a pattern; a line as ech of the colors change to green, and begin to alternate in a W pattern, each changing from up to down and the opposite, resembling /\/\/\/\/ . The speech is that of a steady heart rhythm, as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK shouts at them and swats repeatedly, attempting to SAWNANA repeatedly))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : " goawy " ((swatting as the ORBS remain in that pattern and invincible and now form such to the left of the shot. She stops swatting and stares angrily to the left))

((smashcut close up, to the line of ORBS slowly panning in, all green, alternating up and down, and in a steady rhythm, with a pulse of a speech that sounds like))

ORBS : " THS – IZ – YRR – FAULT " (( in a musical tone, repeating as the shot grows closer, revealing at the centers of each orb, is a small pixelated creature, humanoid with two appendages and two bipedal appendages, as the shot grows closer for a moment, where it's revealed that there is a small orb slightly darker in corlor at the center of their torso and going deeper and deeper))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((smashcut close up, facing past shot to left)) " doodeyedindoothtshtutooopdodgoofukyrslf " ((there is a crackle of energy before her, an energy weapon, fired past the shot, and another is fired and hits her from off camera))

AAC :((voice)) " UUUUDAMHUMNSTOPATKNGTHTSPECCIIEZZ " (( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK grits teeth angrily and turns to the right of shot around 180 degrees, with her back now to shot))

((smashcut to LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK facing shot, skew shot upward revealing AAC and Orbs staring her down, their backs to shot. She stares menacingly downward at AAC whose lower torso is still seated in his spaceship, while the Orbs to the left of him continue to float in a W pattern))

AAC : ((voice))((left arm pointing at LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK ))((smashcut to the right side of AAC 's face, showing the television in the background behind him, closer up view, on the screen shows the entire earth transmitting outwards messages and waves pulsing outwards endlessly, as numerous waves of energy begin to arrive at earth in response)) " UUUUNGYYYYRRRRKNDSTRTDTHSANDUATKUSNDORRRPPLALLLONGAGOUAAATTKALLOTOFKNDOFFPPPPLWHEEEECMAMEEHRBBBBCZOFYRRRRRADEEEEOOOOOOOOOCALLLLYOOOOUDIDOOOOOOOOONNPRPPOOSSE "

Orbs: ((close up)) " NASAZASAYZASAYSAYZASAYZASAZAYZASANA " ((Translation: "No, it was there fault before they caused it to go wrong, and we stop their name from yelling but YAYAYA yell and we can't stop now. They broke procedure and we say STOPDAY and they say they didn't causew that and I said NOUDIDOONCEEEEB4444 ))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((smashcut close up, face looming)) " icndowhtvrieiwant " ((suddenly blasted by an off screen bolt of lightning from the left of the shot))

Voice: " GGUUTTUUUUMMMMUPUPUPUP ! RITENONOOWWWW " (( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK reacts by offering a raspberry to the left of the screen, undaunted and misusing her previous occupation as a method to commit crimes)) " DONTMKMECUMDOWNNNNTHR " (( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK looks off screen towards AAC and Orbs once more))

AAC : ((voice)) " UUUURNTALLOWEEDT0000USSSSEOWRACNEMOAROROWRBAANDNDWWIIIIDTHTORAAC " (( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's eyes get angrier))

Orbs: ((voice in rhythm of heart rhythm)) " SHARSHARNA " ((Translation: "Ours either, forever!"))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((looms into shot, AAC and Orbs come into shot at bottom of frame)) " watevr "

((another blast and barrage from off screen to the right, this time laser fire, directed at LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK only))

((smashcut to several KommBots and numerous armed FredWorkers, pointing lasers up towards the upper right of the frame, from the busted up double doors leading out towards the Complex Complex, and begin firing repeatedly at LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK))

((smashcut to LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK as she steps into the shot towards the armed force repelling her))

AAC :((smashcut close up, Orbs over the shoulder as AAC is viewed to the left)) " UUUUHV2GOBAC27VTHEPSTASTHEEEEESEDUM2CLIT " ((the television screen in the background behind AAC shows the U.S.S. Eldridge on the water of the Atlantic Ocean in 1943 A.D. during the daytime))

Orbs: " SAKEAAAA " ((Translation: "No! We don't have to!"))

((smashcut backs of AAC and Orbs, as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK continues to try to step on the PTEKK forces, and continues to ransack the auditorium continuing to mash her heels down upon anything that is smaller than her))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((voice)) " eyemcol . eyemgud . eyemcol ."

AAC :((voice)) " THEYCNTSUCEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDSTOPTHEELDRRIDIDGEDISSMNTLTHEEEESHP "

Orbs: ((smashcut to Orbs over the shoulder, facing AAC who is looking to the right of the shot in the direction of LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK while the background on the television behind him changes, to show the U.S.S. Eldridge disappearing in GREEN and reappearing at the same location)) " NAKSAPDACDATDAT " ((Translation: "No, watch! We can stop the ship to say DONT. That way we can WCC and never allow them to CAC ."))

AAC : ((smashcut, close up facing to the left, as the sound of laser carnage and LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's wave of terror continue)) " UUUUHV2GOTHELCALGR7ANDMKUSTHERNZTTHEERTOSTUPDTO77E "

Orbs: ((voice)) " SANANASAKED " ((Translation: "They might get it if you explain it like they can see that."

AAC : ((smashcut to P.O.V. AAC, LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK hitting walls and laughing irrationally, as PTEKK blue and yellow lasers continue to hit her))((voice)) " NOTWHNITZLYKEEETHSNOTWHEENITZAGAMEEEETHEYYYYPLAY "

Orbs: ((smashcut to AAC , looking to the right of shot, determined)) " ZAKKTHENANASANANA " ((Translation: "We don't all have to go, just four of us. Then we can escape with ease!"))

I.S.S.:((smashcut, close up)) "I feel like dead weight here."

Gorn:((shot slides to right)) " A SHITTY ?"

Klingon #2:((slides to the right once more, pennet drooping slightly)) "Tents! Tents! Did you say ALL my hair?"

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((smashcut looming over shot, torso and up, waving arms)) " dudeymcol " ((looks downwards menacingly))((smashcut to I.S.S. facing to the right)) " yeeeeaaaahhhheyemmmmsouguuuuggggugugugugugugugugugugugugugyyyyyeye "

I.S.S.: "Well, I've heard enough." (( LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's shadow begins to loom over I.S.S. 's head))

((shot pans out as Tents appears in shot from the left, between I.S.S and the camera looking vengeful and angry))

Tents: ((bellows)) " GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS !"

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : ((voice)) " onowatevrwlidoo "

((Tents looks angry, flies off the handle completely, and begins to rush at the shot))((smashcut to LOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's legs, as Tents crawls up with all his tentacles wrapping around the trunks of her legs ascending up her torso))

LOGIGIKKKKKKKKK :((voice)) " ewomg " ((as Tents continues to climb up her to her face))

I.S.S.: ((smashcut, slow pan in, lip pouting)) " Tents... Is my friend... ((shot begins to corkscrew slightly, twisting)) "And... I'm his friend...Friend...I'm his....his...friend...FRIEND...FFFFRRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDD...WHAT...IS THIS FEELING?....WHAT IS....FRIEND!!!!????....((snarls, shot rubberbanding out slightly, calmer)) "Getting upset....NYAH...((twisting back inwards)) VERY UPSET. WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN? I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU FOR COMING NEAR HIM! AAAAHHHH!!!! " ((screams at the shot, shot snaps back, I.S.S. getting out of chair quickly, bumping into the chair in front and over, climbing up and running at the shot furious))((smashcut to I.S.S. running forward towards the shot, hands and fists hitting air, as he runs past LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's legs into the direction of a nearby wall, is stopped, and begins relentlessly attacking))

Klingon #2:((smashcut close up, I.S.S.'s screaming and growling heard off camera))((laughing)) "Feels like Saturday all over again." ((standing up, brandishing Battlathe Bass from his back, and lunging to right out of the shot))

Gorn:((shot slides left, Gorn still seated, amazed)) "Me?" ((smashcut extreme close up)) " A SHITTY ?"

((smashcut to LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's face and arms, wrestling with Tents who is grappling her face and neck furious, as there are numerous KommBots and armed FredWorkers firing lasers upon LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK from all sides in the upper part of the shot, facing downward))

((smashcut to a close up of the vessel piloted by AAC flying in low of the shot, bombarding the legs of LOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK with laser fire, flying out of the shot, as a cluster of Orbs whirling ascend to the upper part of the shot, past LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's torso and up to her face, as she attempts to repel Tents unsuccessfully))

Orbs: " YAYYAYANAYNA " ((Translation: "You can't do that!"))((directed at Tents)) " SASANANA " ((Translation: "You can't do that!"))((directed at LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK ))((smashcut to LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK 's legs and feet, Orbs spinning and whirling around them)) " SAYSAYI " ((repeating))((Translation: "You aren't allowed to."))

((smashcut to the LegalTeam taking cover behind the front portion of the stage, close to Blorg and Norman Stanton, incapacitated, as Evil Jesus remains bewildered, with Jesus nearly shaking Blorg violently to awaken him. There are still some FredWorkers, Gorn, Klingons and Catpeople unconscious, while most have been stepped upon by LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK and became Orbs. The shot begins to zoom in to Fred Ventresca, in a tube, watching the mayhem with his eyes off to the right, then focusing on the shot before him after two seconds))

((smashcut facing Miss E , expressing dissatisfaction amidst the chaos, normal now for the FredVerse after all that has happened, as behind her out of focus, suddenly in focus, the Spectral Ninja! Yes the Spectral Ninja leans in from behind her back, as she stands out of focus now, noting the conflict around and shakes his head at the shot, holding up a sign with his right hand "Nope. Not again." As he slinks back out of sight behind Miss E 's back, as she comes back into focus, expressing the same disdain for the events in question))

((smashcut, the sound of violence continues as the shot pans wide, showing the entire auditorium as LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK is fended off by laser fire, Orbs, and Tents on her face, the shot showing all the parties involved, including Klingon #2 playing a wicked solo. The shot begins to rise up along the shaft through the ceilings and floors of the U.D.o.A. , revealing the roof and finally, the tip of the antennae, now crackling violently and spastically. To the right of the shot, enters the Pixie, with Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca being carried by her, like a bee with pollen. He has an implement in his hand that resembles a firearm, and is actually much bigger than he is. The two are hovering in the air next to the antennae))

Pixie: "That's your plan?"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "This always works in the movies. Shoot at things, and things stop working. Especially complex things like technology!"

Pixie: "Where did you even get that?" ((their momentum stops, as she stays hovering adjacent to the antennae to the right))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "My baby sitters are mercenaries!"

Pixie: "Well that explains everything!"

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: "Just like in the movies! Now, hold – still." ((there is a brief pause followed by a large gunshot from the firearm being held by Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, that knocks back the two, as a large explosion at the tip of the antennae sends out a violent surge, as the charge veers down the shaft. The shot follows the vertical descent to the auditorium of the U.D.o.A. currently in the midst of turmoil in an attempt to curtail and subdue LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK. The shot lands, with the very center focusing on the tube containing Fred Ventresca, a charge of energy brimming through the capsule and surrounding))

((smashcut closeup to Fred Ventresca in the tube, now energy crackling around him outside of the tube, as Fred Ventresca, panicking, looks out towards the shot))

((smashcut to Miss E , looking at the shot grimacing and beginning to grimace more))

((smashcut previous, to Fred Ventresca, looking frantic suddenly looks upwards towards the final spark of electricity headed downwards from the roof))

((smashcut wide, auditorium shot, with tube in the center of the circular stage now charging with fierce energy with a static electric charge pulsing through the entire auditorium, whith a large rip being generated, and even more pulses and rips being created throughout the room))

Orbs :((smashcut close up)) " SHANANADANA " ((Translation: "Now is our chance! Escape!"))((the Orbs fly through the shot. Green, red, blue, yellow, white, and black, with one orange at the end of the shot pursuing))((smashcut to a rip in the floor, where the Orbs run down south, into the direction of the pulse of energy, grounding to the AACBNAYSAY , as Miss E leans into shot, facing the floor))

Miss E : " GAK ! Get back here! "

AAC : ((voice)) "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " ((her gaze travels upwards to the left of shot as the chaos continues))((smashcut to AAC , flying headlong, shot facing him)) " THEYYYYLLLLNVRGETTPASTUS " ((smashcut to AAC flying directly into a rip of energy and disappearing, along with the rip))

Miss E : ((voice)) " DAM " ((smashcut to the center of the room, the tube now emanating a bright white light, a nova))((smashcut to Miss E , torso and head shown, facing towards the left of the shot, skew shot, her left hand covering her eyes from the intense glare, as the room HUEZ are polarized completely, Black and White, and without color other than that.. The detonation above the auditorium of the antennae was a success.))

((smashcut over the shoulder, Miss E , wide shot of the auditorium, the shot sliding up once more through the ceilings and floors of the building, with the pulse following. The shot finally reaches the roof before the pulse, as the obliterated and bent antennae crackles and spasms violently. Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca is gripped by the Pixie hovering off to the right of the shot, as the firearm is dropped by him excitedly. He rejoices))

Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca: ((smashcut close up, to the Pixie holding him as the two hover)) " HA! HAHAHAHA! Science wins! Science win – " ((smashcut previous, the pulse from the shot extending up from the base of the shaft extends out to the Pixie and Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca, from the tip of the bent antennae, engulfing the shot, as the Pixie and Crazy Lil' Fred Ventresca are bathed in white light. The light disappated two seconds later, revealing the Pixie hovering, holding only an oversized white laboratory coat, as a small blue orb whips off to the right of shot, saying " BLUUUU " , leaving the Pixie confused, hovering in midair, with the twilight of the FredVerse in the backdrop))

Pixie: "Where'd you go?" ((holding laboratory coat, eyes still closed and holds up the front of the coat towards her, displaying the back of the coat to the shot, that reads GE in large blue letters)) "Who said this was yours?"

((smashcut wide, to the Pixie hovering, as the bent antennae begins to droop to the left, beginning to buckle and falls off the left side of the building))

Pixie: "Uh – oh."

((the shot once more descends quickly to the base of the U.D.o.A. building, accelerating at high speed to the auditorium below, where the bright light dims, revealing the chaos, calmed slightly as the shot hangs only for a moment, the bathed room dimming to a cool soft SAYSAY ))

((smashcut to the torso and above of LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK beginning to writhe in agony, affected by the ACII , and demonstrating shena , to say she did something incorrectly, and now can't do anything at all to stop the consequences. Her and the Orbs begin to disappear, as Tents drops off her face and neck quickly))

LOOOGIGIKKKKKKKKK : " ohcomonrlyfuku " ((as she disappears completely as the lights dim and soft A ))

Blorg:((smashcut close up, leaning into shot up from lower right)) " I OBJECT ! I CAN'T BE MARRIED I'M A WOMAN! " ((Blorg blinking as Norman Stanton leans up from lower left))

Norman Stanton: "I didn't steal his computer, Fred sold me his old man and I Z7BDaofcDAY . It was just to SAYSAYE and VVIsayI after." ((Norman Stanton with a puzzled expression after))

Evil Jesus:((leaning up from base of shot, overtaking shot, comfortable gaze at camera)) "I'm fine." ((smiling))

Jesus:((smashcut standing facing right)) "Blorg! You're fine!" ((Blorg enters shot from right, as Evil Jesus slides in from left))

Evil Jesus: " #MeToo "

Jesus: "But just like that?" ((smashcut close up to Jesus facing right)) "How does that make sense?"

Tents:((a long tentacle enters shot from left pointing towards the right of the shot))((voice)) " Look!!!!"

((smashcut wide, revealing the clear tube's inside, clearing, revealing Fred Ventresca was actually a giant white mouse, wearing a BNE a hat that has a propeller at the top. He coughs once, as the shadows of the remaining few fall upon the tube from off camera))

Miss E :((smashcut standing center of shot, facing shot, flanked by Blorg and Jesus. In the back Gorn is shown, along with a few FredWorkers and Catpeople who are regaining consciousness)) " Where's fred ?"

fred:((smashcut to the face of the giant white mouse)) "that's me. i'm fred. i'm the joke."

Norman Stanton: ((closeup)) "I don't understand."

fred:((voice)) "i was made as a joke on –" ((voice changes to an automated computer voice))" FREDERICK KYLE VENTRESCA "((voice changes back)) " but something went wrong." ((smashcut facing mouse in the tube, known as fred, whose right par spins the propeller on the top of his hat counterclockwise, a small projects that emits a picture that is a blank blue background on the front of the tube facing out towards the shot)) "i was told to steal the 7VYtoNAKEEEEEDDE ."

Miss E :((voice)) "So you could steal his name."

fred: "just once." ((the picture fades from a blank blue background, revealing Norman Stanton typing on an orange iMac with a tube screen, seated facing towards the left of shot, the computer screen facing to the right, in a small cinderblock basement room, that of his father's home as a small wave emitted is followed by the shot towards an internet router nearby plugged into a wall socket))((the shot continues to pan left to reveal a very tall man, just the legs and feet, wearing black shoes and black slacks to the far left of the shot, steady)) "i was to 7ethed and not allow his name to be shown because of who i am." ((smashcut closer in on legs slightly)) "where i was." ((smashcut close up, showing Mrs. Janice Ventresca, typing on a different Mac computer, as it shows a wave incoming from the lower left of the shot, then pusling back green and yellow)) "and how i tried to protect his mother, my daughter from harm." ((smashcut close up, to a doorway, orange door, facing towards the door, an older man, with medium frazzly gray hair and thick black rimmed glasses opens the door, wearing a polo shirt and looking at the camera fondly)) "i wasn't able to stop him – " ((the camera begins to enter the doorway))((smashcut to Blorg, staring at right of shot, perplexed gaze)) because of where i was." ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, staring towards the right of the shot confused)) "i couldn't allow STANTON to 77e his own name because of who is father was." ((smashcut to a man with white hair, slim, caucasian, looking at a VVI screen, a beer bottle in his left hand, shaking his head angrily, placing the bottle down with his left hand and typing angrily and menacingly with his right)) " - he was a veteran like me, but wasn't even in the same branch of service." ((man says "Fuck off!" twice and hitting a button with his right thumb on the EEC and made a bad DOFZSAYZA)) " - he claimed to be, - " ((smashcut to camera P.O.V. the man, medium frazzled gray hair, thick black rimmed glasses speaks in Czech to the shot: "Coffee?" as the camera responds in Czech "Coffee." as the P.O.V. enters a small kitchenette area, and takes a seat at a small wooden table with plastic chairs, the environment not changing since 1977, the man with frazzled gray hair with his back to camera. P.O.V. speaks in Czech: "So what do you know about – " the man with gray frazzled hair and black thick rimmed glasses turns from a coffee pot, and fire a single bullet directly at the shot, the shot smacking to white))((smashcut back to fred the large white mouse, within the tube, the projected shot before him)) " - and I was caught because of what STANTON did, just to get that damn computer to not rely upon a guest account." ((smashcut to Jesus, looking concerned)) "i could tell he was mocking my own grandson, who isn't norm, and probably wouldn't be like norm." ((Jesus raises both eyebrows, about to mouth "Well.")) ((smashcut to Blorg, looking worried)) " - and my daughter who simply said don't do that. he did anyway, " ((smashcut to the projected screen on the tube, the man with white hair and the beer bottle nearby laughing, and pressing more buttons.))((shows another man, with a similar device AACBIKNASAY laughing)) " – egged on by his peers, - " ((smashcut to another, an african american man, who sits looking at the SASANA who knows the man with white hair personally, laughing shaking his head and pressing more buttons, to make a person react)) " - who knew just as much about government security as he did. " ((smashcut on the screen, to the man with frazzled gray hair, standing outdoors, as the sound of digging with shovels is apparent, he stands staring downward at the shot, blinking behind thick black rimmed spectacles)) " - relying upon someone else to do it while he doesn't have to." ((smashcut to the man with white hair, bottle of alcohol beside him, awaiting the response from others who say don't do things, desperate for attention and no different than the throngs of sads in chatrooms looking for love.)) " - and didn't care even when i told him to stop." ((smashcut to fred's face, close up, looking up to the left of the shot within the tube)) "i was caught, and i haven't been able to reach my own AAC since i was disavowed, and STANTON 's own AAV became the 7 . he doesn't even know how to keep a secret ." ((smashcut to Jesus, frowning)) "he can be undermined as easily as anyone who SAYI ."((smashcut Blorg, eyes wider)) "and fred's other grandfather, his stepgrandfather, " ((smashcut to the projection screen, shows a horseshoe shaped spaceship, flying through outerspace, named II6YAYESAY , white in color and against a black backdrop of stars)) " - well... he decided to act like that too, and wound up getting my name leaked to the worse kind of scum." ((the shot falls from the starry skies, revealing the hollywood sign atop the cliffs overhead))" - hollywood. i don't know why they wanted to compromise their own government. STANTON either." ((the projection shows easy life in Los Angeles, with a street corner of Hollywood and Vine, a supercar passing the shot, blue in color))" - it's not like we didn't make their lives so simple, "((smashcut to the stars on the hollywood walk of fame, hanging over the name Joan Rivers (((I wonder who's buried under that one?))) " - and hollywoods lives so easy, that their movies are painful to watch. "((smashcut to fred the mouse, close up)) " - even the ones written well." ((smashcut to a close up of a man, pulling up another out of a hole in a untilled cornfield, roughly 9 feet deep, as one of them slips slightly on the way up and is laughed at by the one pulling him up. The shot rises to show the man with gray hair, looking down into the shot to the lower frame))((smashcut to a man being pushed into the hole, his back to the shot, pushing with their hands)) " - they forgot me, - " ((his body disappears from the shot, as the sound of shovels being handled and two figures walking to the other side of the hole, where a large pile of dirt begins to be shoveled down into the hole by the two.))" - and im buried in a cornfied in czechoslovakia. that's what the people who used my name wrote on my daughter's name." ((smashcut close up to man with white hair, drunk)) " - STANTON laughed about it, " ((almost drooling, pressing buttons on the AACB chuckling slightly)) " - adding i hope dan and fred read this too." ((smashcut on the projection to a landline telephone touch tone phone hanging against a white wall, beginning to ring)) " - i was able to reach my dauther's A7Z because someone in california – " ((smashcut to Mrs. Janice Ventresca, picking up the telephone, and speaking aloud "Hello?")) " - called her to torment her about my death." ((smashcut to fred the mouse close up)) "that's how I know we have rats everywhere in the united states. i figured it was guns or drugs. it turns out it was just trafficking slaves," ((smashcut on the projected screen, a small field with two men on horseback, hanging over a man hitting CCIB on a copper rod pulled from the side of the road, laughing as when he FKFKBZ he adds black people and some other names to a field where they are bent over picking cotton)) " - business as usual for some of these democrats. " ((smashcut to a man looking at a computer screen, screen not facing shot))((smashcut to his P.O.V., shows Fred on camera, being watched with a black and white camera in his apartment at 2-31 Aspen Way Doylestown PA 18901 without his permission, as the shot zooms forward into the screen)) " - i did something strange. " ((a wave pulses at the screen, towards Fred, the shot going to color as the wave enters the apartment))((smashcut side of Frederick Kyle Ventresca, standing within his former apartment, vibrating momentarily while standing, and blinking four times)) " - i commandeered my grandson, and I never tell him what to do until it's necessary." ((Frederick Kyle Ventresca begins to look up into the shot, the sound of creaking footsteps above him in the apartment above him. The shot rises through the ceiling of his apartment, rising more showing BabytoothedMan staring over him, breathing heavily watching him with a small SWAT team style camera, while holding a rod device, both connected to an orange extension cord))((the shot continues to rise through that apartment, through to the starry sky))" - he believes in god, and forces of the universe. people here called him stupid, he isn't for believing in more. that alone." ((shot lowers, to reveal a small container ship, on the Pacific Ocean bound for the United States of America)) " - i wanted him to sabotage the sex trafficking ring that compromised the government but I wasnted him to use STANTON to do it." ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, looking towards fred the mouse, furious)) " - he didn't stop. i doubt stanton will ever read this. " ((smashcut to Blorg, looking to his left, a little bit nervous)) " - i mean it's reading, not television." ((smashcut to Jesus, looking to his right, nervous as well, mouthing " No no no" ))" - even he mocks fred behind his back," ((Jesus then makes a disappointed face at Norman Stanton off camera to his right)) ((smashcut to fred the mouse facing upper left)) " - and to people that even fred wouldn't want to be implicitly honest with. they're just drug addicts anyway, for sex or psychological stimulus. " ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, eyes bulging in anger)) "oh like you'll be able to undo what your father did norman." ((Norman Stanton surprised, and a little worried)) " - that's why you're here." ((smashcut to the projection, showing Norman Stanton standing atop a metal ladder, leaning against the side of a small home, a line incoming from the right side from the street, a CCIB in his hand, as he presses a button V one time)) " - you were electrocuted because of your father and grandfather NCEbb the word nigger everywhere. " ((smashcut to Norman Stanton P.O.V. pressing the CI button with the CCRAADDB showing ZANANA on the screen.)) " - you were safe about it. even asked three times just to make sure." ((smashcut to fred the mouse, shaking his head as the BNE 's propeller spins)) " - it didn't matter. when you used a 7V to connect to a power line, to check the AA , - " ((smashcut on the projector to a hand, that of an african american man, pausing from typing for a moment)) " - a person noticed who your father was, because it was his device, - " ((smashcut on the projector, close up to a man's brown left eye, slimming)) " - used once at his home." ((smashcut previous on the projector, to the hands, typing on a computer)) " - that's all it takes." ((smashcut on the projector image, to Norman Stanton, standing on the metal ladder with a pair of wire cutters that looked like hedge clippers, facing the shot, and cutting the line, the shot going to black in a snap))((shot rises out of fred the mouse's left eye, black and green, fully panning out as he speaks)) " - that's why i tell fred never to buy one or use one. just do it the old fashioned way. " ((smashcut to Norman Stanton, more surprised than angry now, staring to the right of the shot, unmoved)) " - someone was angry, and, well, made an example out of you because of your family. not mine. you're just part of his AACDAY and you can never get back to yourself because you were seperated." ((smashcut to the projected screen, showing highlights from the television show 'Trip Tank', with portions drawn by Shadowmachine Productions, which no doubt might actually get a slight upsurge in airplay to see what Norman Stanton looks like)) " - even comedy central mocked you and your likeness on a television show called trip tank, that and that of your friend tommy. " ((smashcut to Tents, looks estranged as he stares to the left of the shot)) " - all because your father a7z." ((smashcut close up to fred the mouse, left side within the tube)) " - just because he had to tell me off for saying don't do something. now every government is able to see what our government does. the united states. but they never saw the secrets." ((smashcut to the projected image, showing the U.S.S. Eldridge disappearing in a puff of green smoke)) " - they'll never get to the eldridge or venus." ((smashcut to a close up of a quadraped, hitting a ball with his tail within a triangular arena)) " - there are so many more." ((smashcut briefly to a gray faced black eyed creature, firing a rod at the shot, causing a large explosion))((smashcut a large semi-circle appearing over the sky in Bermuda, disappearing in a flash))((smashcut showing the Virgin Mary walking onto a movie set in Calcutta, and walking through a wall on the right side of the shot)) " - they don't care, they just want to control, never knowing for the sake of such." ((smashcut to Miss E, grimacing to the right of the shot)) "just like hollywood." ((she clenches her eyes)) "other governments will become the same way – " ((smashcut to fred the mouse close up)) " - with one lick of power. one Aofzz. that's the joke, and the irony. " ((smashcut to the base of the tube, as fred the mouse, looks up upward to some of those watching him, his back to the shot, his left paw against the glass)) " - do not grieve, ugh, " ((he shakes his head)) if only he ((smashcut to Diggit close up, astonished)) " - or his brother – " ((smashcut to Defino facing to the right, pipe in his right hand close to lips, smoking, the smoke speaking " SHEEEEZA ")) " - was truly here he'd never miss the irony." ((smashcut to fred the mouse, close up to the right of his face)) "i'm not gone, but he'll never know me at all. the tragedy is that, but the comedy is everyone knows about his family. all of their films and titles make reference to ZAZASAY and how all of hollywood mocked him and even his children to come for who he is. for who his father was." ((smashcut to a projection of man with a foppish haircut, wearing glasses and a yellow jumpsuit, looking past the shot)) "i have my rival, fred's stepgrandfather to thank for that. perhaps someday you'll meet him." ((smashcut close up to fred the mouse, left side of face shown)) " - he's more of a villain than I could ever be against CID , and you'll regret my passing, as i was the only one who could stop him yy7 " ((the mouse slowly fades to two small orbs, one white and one yellow, both pass through the glass of the tube, with a small yellow dot remaining within the tube))((smashcut wide shot, reveals the wide auditorium, as the two orbs follow one another around, twisting briefly, then disappearing between the lines of corporeal space.))

Norman Stanton:((smashcut close up)) "I'm not even me?"

Catperson:((smashcut close up)) "So, I'm just some ABZ in a guy's brainstem?"

Gorn:((extreme close up)) "I'm from Canada?"

Klingon #2:((slides to the right)) "I'm Italian...and Canadian?" ((looks down at his hands, so confused))

Diggit:((smashcut close up, looking at Defino beside him to his left)) "We're just SPDA ?" ((shot slides to Gankatron off camera to the left shoulders hanging, staring at shot, bewildered))

Jesus:((smashcut close up)) "I'm Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee – "

Evil Jesus:((interrupts, slides in from right of shot, staring at camera estranged)) "I'm GREEEEN " ((slides to the left out of shot))

Miss E : ((smashcut close up, blinking)) "So I'm a man named Dale? But I'm VOODOO... "((shrugs)) "I knew that."

Blorg:((smashcut closeup)) "I'm from an apartment's note? lookathimtakingapictureofthisprayingmantis ? "What?"

PsyFred:((voice)) "BULLSHITBATDAT " ((shot slides to the right, blurring)) " NO . NO NOOOO . NAH . Y ? DIKD ? NAH . VVBDATDAHNAKWAT ? ((looks to his right, the robes of thebignorm becoming a giant blue orb, a 77VV immediately flying away screeching AZ fifteen times, shot following to the right of the scene ending with DADA and bursting apart with AA . ))((smashcut to PsyFred, giving cruel stare to the right of the shot, mouth crumpled in fury, erupts with his hands atop his head)) " VAKEDTHEBATSHTDANANASAYTHEENAK "

Dale:((smashcut close up to Dale, but with the voice of James Earl Jones))"No, you're not Norman's father. Or the Hollywood people offended by him."

Miss E :((voice)) "Finally." ((smashcut close up, Dale over the shoulder, the tube in the background as Miss E enters the shot, as all of the survivors seem to be gathered around the small yellow dot within the tube, fizzling and smoking, as some of those still unconscious begin to regain consciousness after the U.D.o.A.'s efforts.)) "We had him chief. AAC , and the Orbs, but both gave us the SA after there was a giant NANA that wrecked the place."

Dale:((voice)) " SA ? " (( Miss E nods)) " DANGDA ." ((smashcut facing Dale, who is flanked by many Dale)) "Well, we were able to subvert the U.D.o.A. and we couldn't have done it without you E ."

Miss E :((smashcut previous, Miss E facing shot)) "Thanks LOK . I know you already have my report because of well, who you are."

Dale:((smashcut facing camera, past shot, flanked by Dale looking all around, many Dale)) "Very true." ((shot widens showing a large compliment of Dale as Dale 's right hand motions them forward)) " The LOAAAA and I will clean up here, but also destroy the remainder of this mockery of a religion. God doesn't need man to bring the forces of existence together. That already happened. It's called the universe."

Miss E : ((smashcut facing Dale, over the shoulder Dale, as Dale moves into the shot, inspecting the rubble of the U.D.o.A. building)) " Well that's true chief. Why do you think AAC wanted the humans to forget?"

Dale:((voice)) " AAC knows what FEAR is, humans just try to know to control, or take control." ((smashcut to Dale, facing past shot, flanked by Dale)) " Most terrifying thing is the human race making all these commands of energy and not living up to them, not realizing that they're composed of energy. Worse, commanding energy, the ties of existence as a whole to bend to their will like slaves. ((smashcut extreme close up of Dale, looking at camera)) "If energy truly needed a primative life form like a human to guide energy as a whole to commit to an objective energy already knows, it would be some kind of joke." ((starts cackling))

Miss E : ((smashcut close up, cackling echoing))

Norman Stanton:((smashcut close up, worried expression, his hands up against the tube's glass))

Blorg: ((smashcut blinking, astonished to the right of the shot, looking around bewildered))

I.S.S.:((smashcut, over the shoulder, continuing to punch a wall repeatedly, drywall flying in all directions around him, flying past his face)) " YEAYEAUUUULIKEITYYYYEEEEAAAA " ((slides back, reveals I.S.S. on a tube screen, pulling back further, revealing over the shoulder Truth, deep in the lung cavity of Fred))

Truth:((smashcut facing left, staring past shot))((unamused))

Proof:((voice)) "Well?"

Truth:((glum, uninterested)) "Well?"

Proof:((voice)) "What'd ya think?"

Truth:((sighs)) "It wasn't as good as the last one. They just keep making less and less sense. It's like I'm speaking another language and nobody gets it."

Proof:((voice)) "Well, you're not an electrician."

Truth: "No."

((roll credits, over top the group looking into the tube, the yellow dot within the tube smoldering and slowly melting away, revealing something beneath, with the music 'Double Vision' playing by Foreigner. As the credits and song are about to come to a close, the yellow dot is revealed as a yellow 1 and then melds with the floor to create a 7 repeating, that becomes yellow over and over again, and finally ends with BL7 saying nodont .))

I.S.S.:((rubberband effect)) "I'M NOT ME?" ((cut to black))
