[You have been warned]
[Batman] Well guys, can you believe it?
I finally got my own movie!
[All that money and can't buy his own movie?]
[Iron Man] What are you talking about?
You've had plenty of movies
No, Live Action Batman had plenty of movies
LEGO Batman never did
[Darth Vader] Actually, there were some direct-to-DVD LEGO Justice League movies that have been released
Shut up. Those don't count.
No one cares about them. And, they were Justice League movies, not Batman movies
Yeah, I guess
Well anyway, hello everybody!
I'm Batman, and this is the review of "The LEGO Batman Movie"!
[1960s Batman theme]
Soooo, what'd you guys think?
I mean, it was definitely funny
[Indiana Jones] I agree. Definitely funny.
I thought it was stupid
Why'd you think it was stupid?
You know why
Oh yeah, because...
"IronManSux"
[Everyone but Iron Man laughs]
[quietly] I hate you guys
[Jar-Jar] I wish they had asked
meesa for a couple of pointers
I could've added a bunch of great jokes
Like what?
Well, I think it would've been funny if one of the characters step in sh*beep*t
It's hilarious when characters step in sh*beep*t
NO, JAR-JAR! It's not funny when characters
step in sh*beep*t!
What do you mean? Meesa did it all the time
Exactly. You were extremely retarded in "The Phantom Menace"
which is one of the main reasons it sucked
I spent so many years building an AMAZING franchise, and then you waltz in and RUIN everything!
Why you being so mean to meesa? Meesa just wanted to be in the movie
I thought "The Phantom Menace" was great
No, it wasn't! It was awful, and it was all your fault!
Oh yeah? Well I thought it was yousa's fault
That's it! I'm going to kill you,
you little piece of sh*beep*t
Woah! Calm down, Vader
[Deadpool] As much I would love seeing you
slaughter Jar-Jar,
[Trailing off] We should probably get back to talking about "The LEGO Batman Movie"
So, what did you think of it, Deadpool?
I mean, it was definitely good
Not as good as my movie though
Oh, here we go again
My movie was amazing
It had everything a superhero movie should have
And it was rated "R"
I would say that one improvement I would add into the movie is they should've had me as a cameo
Speaking of cameos,
they had a bunch of famous villains, such as:
Voldemort, Sauron, King Kong, Jaws, and the Wicked Witch, but no villains from "Star Wars"
If they had added me or the Emporer, it would have been a great addition to the movie
Yeah, I agree. They didn't have any Marvel villains either
I mean, it had a bunch of bad guys coming out of a skyhole; would've been perfect for Loki
Yeah, they didn't have any Indiana Jones villains either
Yeah, but none of my villains are really that memorable.
Or good.
I mean, I guess they could've had Hitler. But I feel like that would've been a little offensive
Offensive? Who gives a sh*beep*t about offensive?
[sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. Maybe the thousands of parents that are taking their kids to go see this movie?
Pfft. Yeah, right. Kids love offensive stuff
You do realize that most of the people that watched your movie were teenagers, right?
Rarely any children have seen your movie
Yeah, well, they should
It builds character hearing curse words at a young age
Yeeeah, how about...No
It's really better for kids to not
curse when they're younger
It's better for them to wait
until they understand what the words mean
[quietly] To be honest, I kinda feel like
that makes it worse
You do realize that most kids curse anyway, right?
So? That doesn't mean they should
"The LEGO Batman Movie" was perfectly funny
without curse words
Oh yeah, I forgot we were reviewing
I just want to see someone step in sh*beep*t
Shut the fu*beep*k up, you
Err
Enough guys, we have gone WAY off topic
Yeah, sorry about that, man. What do you think about our changes?
I mean, I do think it would've been cool to add in some villains or heroes from other universes
But then, it would've taken away too much focus from the main character: me!
The story is supposed to focus on Batman as he goes through this long journey
of learning about the importance of family
[vomiting sounds]
Oh, sorry. I just puked after hearing the whole "learning a lesson" bullsh*beep*t
Did you puke in the theater as well?
Sure did. Man, that was one angry usher
So, that's a review of "The LEGO Batman Movie"
It was a good movie, and definitely funny
and they did that [condescendingly] without cursing
You do know there were, like, two dick jokes in the movie, right?
So, yeah. We would definitely recommend
you go out and watch it
[probably on Blu-Ray by now]
Because I need more money
[Mr. Krabs, much?]
Aren't you a billionaire?
Shut up!
[Outro music - 1960s Batman theme]
[Captions written by David Bump]
[Gregory Animations does not own any music or
characters used in this video]
