Hey Tommy Campbell here. There's a bit of an excerpt out from
Sarah Sanders upcoming book.
In it she
details in her 2018 meeting
with Kim Jong-un he winked at her or
made some sort of pass at her
and what transpired from that was
typical Donald Trump.
Kim Jong-un hit on you. He did he f***ing hit on you!
He wants to tap that.
Donald Trump told Sarah Sanders
you have to go to North Korea
and take one for the team.
You know what taking one for the team means right Sarah?
Yeah, yeah you know.
It's noted in the book that Kellyanne Conway also joined the conversation
and encouraged going to North Korea
to sleep with Kim Jong-un.
So yeah the self-proclaimed greatest
negotiator in the world is also a pimp.
He totally was gonna send Sarah there.
If she had a said
I'm not getting boned that well at home
might as well go get some of that sloppy
haircut dick.
I gotta say of all the crazy things Kim Jong-un's wanted to do,
Sarah Sanders is the worst.
Trump would
have had her
on the first flight to North Korea
because he's one of these guys that
he tests the waters with the joke.
I'm only joking but he really wants it to happen.
He would have been thrilled.
Here's the leaked text message
from
Sarah to Trump discussing it that evening.
Kim totally wants you.
I'm married.
I'm married is what I yell when I
finish on some broad's chest.
Uh okay.
Go to Northern Korea!
Doesn't sound safe.
Aren't you on the pill?
Just say you are.
Get pregnant.
That would be so crazy!
I should have never pretended
to have defeated ISIS
because now I have to make up enemies
like the ones in black outfits in the dark shadows
with the soup on the planes.
That was a good one.
That was a really good one.
Sanders also notes that Trump
talked sports with Kim.
So Kim let's have some bro talk. You want to
talk about sports?
have you seen any NFL?
It's uh pretty amazing.
It's very bigly there's some tremendous white athletes
and some very non-compliant black ones.
I'm trying to figure this out
they kneel it's ridiculous they need to
respect the country more.
I love black people I just don't want
them to kneel
or draw attention to any of their plights.
Sarah Sanders also describes a moment in
the Singapore talks when Trump gave Kim Jong-un a mint.
Sanders goes on to say that the
dictator reluctantly took the tic-tac
from Donald Trump.
Yeah because he's like the Bill Cosby of presidents.
Here Kim have a tic-tac you can trust me.
Have a mint Kimmy.
With regards to North Korea in her book
apparently there's a bit about Dennis
Rodman and his relationship there
but there's nothing about Otto Warmbier. Otto Warmbier's parents
have said they hold Kim and his evil
regime responsible for unimaginable
cruelty and inhumanity.
Their son was treated horribly.
and all Trump says is
some really bad things happened to Otto.
Kim tells me they didn't know about it
and I would take him at his word I trust Kim.
Kim didn't know.
Kim knows about everything.
Everything!
Trump is so full of shit.
Then sanders writes
She looked up to notice Kim staring at
me we made direct eye contact
and Kim nodded and appeared to wink at
me. I was stunned.
I quickly looked down and continued
taking notes.
All I could think was what just happened?
Surely Kim Jong-un did not just mark me.
Did Kim Jong-u mark me?
He wants to mark you with jizz.
That's what he wants.
What does that mean?
I'm Christian.
Look Sarah I've met with Kim three times
and i haven't been able to convince him
to give up his nuclear weapons and I'm
the greatest negotiator
so my next tactic
is for you to get boned by him.
What do you think of that?
Just look at the comments the MAGA crowd hate
that I have this.
I'm so American buy my hats made in China!
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Tommy Campbell.
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There you go,
there's your masturbating Trump.
Yeah you like that, there you go.
Have an awesome day.
