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Matt: Purple now?
Bryan: I regret buying this, knowing very well what was going to happen.
-Don't write perv
Matt: I wasn't! - I'm not  writing perv, I'm writing poop.
-laughter-
---intro music---
-Whats going on guys, I am Matthias and TTTTT today. I dunno why I stuttered.
-T--t-t-t-t-t-tt-t todayy
-We're going to be looking at 'ten strange Walmart items'
-That Bryan went to Walmart and got.
-Say, "Hey, hey, hey," Bryan
-Bryan- Hey, hey, hey, Bryan,
-There you go.
-laugh-
-Guys! Today we're going to look at these Wal-Mart items
-and we're gonna see
-Whether they are a
-Steal!
-or a
-NO DEAL!
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First product.
-doop da boop doop-
-box placing noises-
Ooooh what?! "Bubble leaf blower?"
That's kinda interesting.
Look at this kid, he's having so much fun!
He's like, -dumb voice- "I'm just like dad! I'm mowing and blowing!"
Oohh that's actually kind of cool.
It's actually kind of clever.
Gimme this thing!
So, this is actually kind of cool, how this works.
Right? So, you put these in the bottom of it and there's this little tube here
That feeds the all the bubbles through.
My question is, how does it feed it through and make it all the way to this long end?
I assume- you see this end, right here?
I assume it rotates as it blows air, or something like that, so it can keep creating a seal with the, uh,
With the soapy fluids.
That's what I assume is gonna happen.
I always get so shook when there's, like, a screw on a battery compartment.
But, turns out, batteries are incredibly deadly if ingested.
Like, even the smallest, like, little, uh, little battery can, if you digest that, it can kill you.
Alright, so, so check this out. I was right!
-spinny noises-
It slowly rotates to cre- Keep creating that seal.
So, now,
-more spinny noises-
Bryan: You gotta give it time creep up
-it's like a hair dryer-
Matt: I'm waiting, dude, I don't see any fluids coming out. (that's what she said)
Oh! There we go! There's the fluid! Now it's seeping, like a creep.
See, then, like-- wOAH
Hey! Okay!
-hair dryer noises and bubbles-
These are tiny bubbles, bro >:O
Maybe if I do it like this??
It's not the best, dude. It sputters.
Bryan: Weak!
-There you go.
Yeah, it's like a semi-automatic. Yeah, dude!
There's, like, a method to the madness.
Because, if you just hold it down, it doesn't seem to work as much.
And the bubbles are WAY smaller, too.
-Matt being amazed at the tiny-ass bubbles-
There we go!
Look at that bubble storm, dude!
-OOh! ooooooh
-Bubble storm! Bubble storm!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
BUBBLE STOOOORM
-nyeh! get away bubbles-
I don't want 'em anymore!
I'm gettin' all wet! And I'm shOOK
It's a 'steal'!
Oh, I just punched the mic. Sorry, headphone users.
-Transition Music -
-throws box-
-uuuuuuuuhggiorgiohroguir
Ooooh... Oh!
You know what I was just getting upset about.
-I thought it was a Bop-It, dude.
-Bop-It
-laughter-
I was like, "No more Bop-Its
-forgets his name for a second-
"BRYAN!"
Okay, so, what is this? You're supposed to toss it.
Oh, it's like a Bop-It??
But you toss it?
It's like a toss-it Bop-it
-clickety clackety I'm writing these subtitles like half asleep-
Hyper Toss! Catch the ball to challenge them all!
Hyper Toss! Catch the ball to challenge them all!
Okay
-3,2,1, BLUE!
-sexy pixely music and Matt failing-
-BLUE!
-It farts when you get it wrong!
BLUE  BLUE
-Blue Red -
Bryan: Play the game right, what're you doing watching??
-I can't hear, you're talKING
the game: "yeahhh, skillster"
- I'm a skillster, dude.
-power down-
-trying to turn it back on-
Bryan: It literally just broke?
Matt: Noooh (*sweats nervously*)
Matt: It cannot happen
Bryan: You're just, like, smacking it.
Matt: -Laughs-
Bryan: Like a spAZZ
-Did I break it?
-Bryan's horrible beatboxing and Matt trying to turn it back on-
Bryan: Red!
-Bryan's horrible beatboxing again-
Bryan: No!! You're supposed to TOSS it!
Matt: I can't do that! 
-laughter-
-Really?
-Yes!!
-Trying to show that he can't do it but it lands in anyways- 
Matt: oh...
-beatboxing from Bryan- BLUE!
-Tosses and misses-
Bryan: You stink!
-Dude! You're mean!>:0
You're much meaner than the toy. ;-;
-Bryan saying red and green too fast for Matt to follow-
-Totally real toy throw at Bryan-
-Bryan's magical punching powers-
-HYPER TOSS-Bryan: exclaims in excitement.
-3 2 1 RED!-
-This toy is stupid as hell-
-Bryan being a good dad-friend and helping-
-BLUE!-
Bryan: NO, PLAY IT THE RIGHT WAY D:
-I'm shaking BRYAN SOoo much right now
- I'm gonna say, uh, this is a 'no deal'
- No thanks, no deal.
-Transition Music -
-toy throw- Matt: Oh geez
- OH GOSH
- "Spinning red light space laser light up blaster"
- With an evil alien
- "Multi colored LED light"
What does it shoot, dude? Is this a NERF gun? You know I do like NERF, man.
-pewshpewush-
-this toy is stupid as hell-
-tapping trigger and the toy makes WEAK NOISES-
This is it?
Uh, it's actually kinda cool
-Matt taping the trigger repeatedly -
Makes different sound effect every time you push it.
It's so much more satisfying if the gun was actually used to make a noise when you- *press trigger*
-But it's like a consistent noise.
-peeeeewsish-
So, you don't have that, like- you don't have that ability to feel like you're actually in it. Y'know what I mean?
Because you, -pwesh blip bloop- it feels better if you have the sound effect with the -blip blip bloop- trigger press.
Bryan: I really appreciate your breakdown of the gun. 
-laughter-
Matt: I'm learning a lot from the way my channel has taken new
direction and testing out toys, dude- I'm
now toys genius. I'm a toy aficionado,
a toy genius, right? - Bryan: A toycianado?- A toycianado
- sounds like a dog breed. *laughter*
And telling you.. that this is sillyness,
this may.. maybe a three-year-old the-
Bryan: As parent I would.. I-I would get annoyed.
Matt: Me, five-year-old- five years old, I would
have been like "is that all it does?". *laughter*
I mean, honestly I haven't really grow past
five or ten years old, I'm still on that
like bracket mental- mentally.. You know what I mean?
So, I say this is a 'no deal'.
*Now Matt joins in on the amazing beat-boxing*
*Laughter*
Matt: "Backscratcher! -
telescoping- get to where it itches." *laughter*
"Yeah, that's the spot".
Don't you love putting that on a product?
"Hey, what should we put on the, uh,
on the front of our product to, you know, make it
sell a lot better?". Someone is like;
"Yeah, that's the spot."
Meanwhile they were just doing something
dirty and the boss was like;
"YEAH! That's it! Put that on there!". And he's like
"Oh. That's not what I meant, but good..."
*eyebrow wiggle with sensual Music*
Bryan: Wait, what IS that?
Matt: Ew!- What is on it..?
It's like a goober.
What the heck IS that, dude?!
Matt: EWW!
Matt: Is it wet?... and sticky?
Bryan: No, it's not wet.
*laughter*
Matt: How do we get it out of this, dude, without touching the nasty..
Ohhh..! Secret entrance!
This is the best- look at this:
Okay, first off, there's like scratching stuff.
- You have a pen thing,
as if someone's back itches so much,
that wanna travel around with this, at their job.
You got a pen pocket?- You put in there.
And then, like: "Hey, Bob! You got a pen for me,
that I can borrow real quick?"
And he's like: "No."
And he's like: I see it in your shirt, I see that pen?"
He's like: "No!"
"Bob, why you being so weird about that pen?"
"No!"...
He's like "Fine!", and starts wrestling over it
and when he grabs it, he's like:
*GASP*
"You pervert!"
*Matt laughs*
*seductively posing with the backscratcher?*
Bryan: *complaining something about the shit on the packaging*
Matt: Here goes!
*Matt trying to get the backscratcher under his shirt*
* "Yeah, that's the spot" *, *Bryan laughing*-HALELUYA- playing in the back ground.
Matt: Ohhh... Why do you even need a wife, dude?
- When someone's like: "Hey, yo, what's up?
Let me get a fork.", *Matt laughs*
be like: "I got something for you, dude."
after you've scratched their back like 80 times..
you know, and you particularly,
I know that all the puss-pockets back there..
Bryan: Yeaah-.. I don't puss-/pockets/?
Matt: I've seen you back...
.. I've seen your back*..
*Bryan laughs and Matt draws his mighty backscratcher*
.. You got them puss-pockets, this is behablahabathm.
*Both laugh*
Bryan: What're you saying, dude..?
Matt: THIS.. is a 'steal'.
Tell me- how much was it?
Bryan: $1.25
Matt: Oh, wow, such a 'steal'!
*sheathes the mighty backscratcher*
-Transition Music -
*Bryan smacks the game onto the table*
Matt: "Old Maid"- I used to play this game, dude.
But it's just.. oh.. well.. just destroyed /that/.
"To be the player with the most matching cards
and not to be caught with the 'old maid' card."
Okay, so look, see there's duplicate cards
of each card, right?
Let's play mini round, right?
Okay, so there's the old maid.
You can't have that card, alright?
Because you can't match it.
The old maid- there's no matching card.
Okay, so it's best played with more people
but we can still do this. So-
We got a bunch of matching cards here, right?
I'm gonna shuffle them, like.. old-school style.
You know what I mean? Like-
'when you're like five years old shuffle-style', dude.
Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom boom, boom!
Alright! Take your cards.
You immediately disrobe your cards that are matching.
Boom, boom..
Okay.
Bryan: All of them?
Matt: Yeah, all the.. why, you have that many matching cards?
Okay, so, now I give you one of my cards.
Now you give me one of your cards.
*Matt laughs*
This isn't gonna work with two people.
*Matt laughs again*
Well, you're- what you're supposed to do is
you're supposed to pass cards down the line,
so that when- when I, like, I give you this card
- because I don't have a match for it -
you'll be like: "Oh, I got a match for that." and you can put it down.
So whoever has the least amount of cards,
uh, whoever makes the most matches
and has no cards left, without the old maid, wins.
Right?
But see, we can't really play, because there's only two of us,
so we just keep passing the old maid back and forth.
*laughter*
That's not gonna work.
It's a fun game when your kid, and I liked this game a lot.
So give me your card.
*Bryan wails*
Matt: Oh! It's the old maid!
Bryan: But I got a match?
Matt: Oh, wha-? Yeah, cause I just gave that to you, dude.
*Matt laughs* This is the old maid again.
Okay, your turn.
I got a match with this one?
Postman. So...
Bryan: I loose..? :)
Matt: You.. why did you just forth-.. why did you just loose intentionally? :(
Bryan: Euh.. to get the game going, or else it would have been have been...
Matt: No, the game's over now.
*laughter once again!*
You guys get the picture, right?
I think this is cool, I like it!
I like how big the cards are.
I'm gonna say this is a 'steal it'.
Unless it was like over five bucks, then.. print your own. I don't know.
Guys by the way make sure you
follow me on twitter @matthiasiam.
Link in the description.. because I make some
sweet tweets all at your face.
And them tweets is sweet, and they go in your eyeholes.
Please follow me.. I'll be better-
*Bryan in the background*: You're so desperate!
- I'll be b.. I'll be better, I swear..
please.
Anyways, next item.
-Transition Music -
Oohh, Tum-E-YUMmiiies!
Okay. without even looking more at this..
Is this kind of like it's
almost like a kid-friendly pepto-bismol.
It'll like resolve the issues that you have in your internal organs.
Bryan: Do you know the answer to it?
Matt: Why would I ask it if I'd knew?
Bryan: E!
Matt: Vitamin E?
Matt: What 'e'..? What are you talking about?
*both laugh*
What are you talking about, dude?
Bryan: I'm assuming it's a vitamin.
Matt: You think it's a vitamin?
Bryan: E.. vitamin..
Matt: Okay, okay, okay, "a 100% of vitamin C,
- which is like nothing for FDA -
naturally flavored. Contains 0% juice.. 0%.
Sugar: 13 grams."
Bryan: What??
Matt: That's a lot.
"Filtered water, high fructose corn syrup."
Okay, so this is just fruit juice.
I mean, not even fruit juice, this is just a-
Bryan: Bryan: .. sugar water.
Matt: -sugar water.
This gives the illusion that it's healthy.
Bryan: Like, it's a vitamin C.
Matt: Yeah, or-or if it's, like, going to, like,
resolve like some tension in your tummy.
Bryan: "Fruit flavored water drink."
Matt: -Bet this tastes like 'garb', dude.
#Garb, am I right?
I'm worried*
*Sucking on the tip*
Ohhh...
Bryan: Drink it, bro!
Matt: I don't want to, dude..here..
Bryne: I'm not going to now that you been
didn't wrapping your lips right your
no I'm gonna take this off
Bryne: You drink it i'll drink it.
ok oh I know it's not like you can name
it
Bryne: Otterpops? no dude it smells like tums you
is it going to give us the gas
what did you say? it's going to give us
"Is it gonna giveth the gas?"
Ah, I thought you said 'giveth', but you said 'give US'
that is horrible that is utterly
the worst-tasting oh they're super low
sucrose in it  meeting splenda why'd you put
high fructose corn syrup and sucralose
in it
this is literally poison in a bottle and
tastes horrible notice it is horrible. Bryne: I wouldn't say it taste horrible.
yeah you're barking up now yeah no it's
not just anything he's allergic to that
drinks verdict this load this is
literally nasty I I would never even as
a kid but I wanted to take this to the
Hi-Vis Mesh Safety Vest.
wow that's hard to say I just
Byrne trying to say it fast in the background. Mathias; laughing at his attempted.
What Go! Bryne tries again,
Hi-Vis Mesh Safety Vest Both Laughing.
Hi-Vis Mesh Safety Vest wow, that is tough
hard to say. Look at that title of
that Hi-Vis Mesh Safety Vest  got it i
-Still Laughing About The Name-
forget it dude i'm getting into my safe space.
man alright man you've got ready for
this I'm 2.0 safety captain around
 
think the door sir you guys remember
that video link to that in the
description below
i did a video where i put on the safety
vest about safety captain right and now
everyone has to follow my safety orders
i'm gonna go around finding people right
now to see if they're safe again today
is the day where I'm going to my
question with my safety spot inspection
pit spot safety inspections no nope where
going to try to get away Bryne- to try to sneak away,  look at you dude look at you I
see your shins dude that's off studies
what matters is what's that face I hate
it but we really face
don't write me up i don't hear that too
late i'm writing you up dude and then
come directly out of your paycheck that
dress to wear to I don't like to see
your shins do people get walked by they
get distracted
they run over someone will not safe dude
not safe dude. Paul what the
hell you doing here
look at that look at what we're doing dude
be holding the boot that goes on your
foot dude at the safety violation but
gonna schedule you never want to take
off
that like that I'm just gonna let you
off on a warning but the next time I see those
off  Mike-I got a
write up and he got a warning. Well I'm
cool
we have a diversity program. -Chatter and laughter all around-. So we cant be so rough on this dude the first time.
 
oh I don't want to touch it don't be a
perv really don't be a part of what is
this it's another really hit two number
oh I was not supposed to comment on the
fact that you just called that enough
with another can be like a thumb nut and
elbowed up to help
nothing it's not naughty it's not
naughty smad2 a is a matty as seen on
shark tank acupressure oh just for some
reason I almost read this is a queue
pleasure acupressure made easy and i
would do I can't take this off so this
thing is closed that why self myofascial
release brought self myofascial release
yeah me back and then all you do this
now Hank to massage you can massage your
back we're going around the office
we're going to see what people think
this is because this was funded will be
first
don't buy stuff like this because I you
around the one of those weird you out
dude
Matt: Alright Bobby tell me what this is?
Bobby: Um Its a backscatter? you
Matt: Want to scratch your back with this? we'll
know what are you can test
alright your pervert we got it what it
hook you don't forget closely doing a
cleaver and nose pickers Matt: What does it
look like dude ?
i don't wanna say what it looks like. Matt: Yes!!Yes!! Conor stop scaring you no
stop. Matt: He got scared. Bryne: because body
position for fear.
yeah we're gonna lose you wanted Paul I
don't touch dude!!!! Paul: Whatever not
*Lots Of Chatter*
trial but like that's what it is like if
you want to grab the exactly you know
I'm hiding forgot what show is this did
-Transition Music -
What do we got here? what is did
you do this M?? Bryne: I have to mark things
in the fridge and freezer so people don't
eat them.
They see something like that's not like
I'm going to eat immediately.
heat anf serve churros bites ok cool so it's not going
to be the same issue that we had last
time where it was like just uncooked
yeah yeah but we still try to i'm
actually slightly excited just lightly
and I said slightly not activated not
severely dude oh what a weird bag i'm
gonna eat these frozen milk and I feel
like you know a lot of times when you
eat things throws them it could be like
a completely different experience could
be ingredient oh my gosh maybe i'll just
make other people eat this is like a
thousand ingredients
what should be like dough know and like
the three ingredients for
some cream and chocolate
it should be like max 10 ingredients oh
so that's why does not get frozen false
try it
I just because quote so hard just like
shockey and dry haha you definitely
need to be cooked
why don't you put that in your body I
mean I'm not vegan or vegetarian but
-Transition Music -
paint pens washable
oh what a little clicks from here you
can like click oh before you can face
paints do a patch test by applying a
small patch color on the inside of the
elbow on the inside of the elbow and
what a creep dude.  do not completely over
for me which I hit here we go to 0
because skinny my arms dude or white
scrawny man dude everyone hates me man i
think i don't know it looks like a butt
crack
I'm gonna paint Brian face because i'm
too important
you're going to use a brown brown why
drama you're not going to see it
Oh Brown didn't say it bro
here's what we're going to do the white
let's see if we can make Brian mark on
nevermind his facial structsure doesn't
work for white people
let's make it go back to strong of a jaw
now it's too dark
Oh No!! what about yellow.
Face paint doesn't work on my skin
you can only see what white?  No, wash your
lashes sentence and study that shows up
fairly purple now I regret buying this
nine very well it's going to happen the
right curves by william i'm not on first
reading poops rolling out here right
away wrong way you see that one lil
Patch's Facebook so much better them
right guys from time just like I don't
see it
that's a steal guys make sure you check
out eight strange dollar store items
where we had this mattress pumper you
can fit on a thumbnail right there that
was a giant mattress pillow thing i did
not explain it was super funny though
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