THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER DON
RICKLES, PROBABLY THE GREATEST
TALK SHOW GUEST OF ALL-TIME.
WE'VE PUT TOGETHER A VIDEO
TRIBUTE.
HERE HE IS, THE ONE AND ONLY MR.
WARMTH, DON RICKLES.
>> OUR FIRST GUEST AS LEGENDARY
PERFORMER, BEST-SELLING AUTHOR,
ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS OF
ALL-TIME, RIGHT, DON, IS THAT
ALL CORRECT?
>> DON'T BE A DUMB BILL.
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>> THE FUNNIEST MAN ON PLANET
EARTH, THE SULTAN OF INSULTING.
MR. WAMPLTD, THE GREAT DON
RICKLRI
RICKL
RICKLES!
THIS IS THE EIGHTH APPEARANCE
YOU'VE MADE ON THIS SHOW.
>> I'LL DROP MY PANTS AND FIRE A
ROCKET.
>> RARELY DOES ANYONE GET A
STANDING OVATION ON THIS SHOW.
>> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR ME.
>> I SAW YOU, THREE OF US IN THE
DRESSING ROOM, DEAN MARTIN,
FRANK SINATRA AND ME, READY TO
GO ON FOR PRESIDENT.
FRANK SAYS, NO DRINKING.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
KNOW DR
NO DRINKING.
AND RICKLES, [ BLEEP ], I'M NOT
GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING.
FRANK GOES WOUFT ROOM.
DEAN OPENS HIS COAT.
THERE'S A ROLL OF BOOZE IN THE
COAT THERE.
AND THAT NIGHT WE MADE RONALD
REAGAN KNOW HE'S ALIVE.
FRANK WAS THE SECURITY GUARD.
BY THE STAGE DOOR, IN THOSE DAYS
YOU WENT RIGHT INTO THE CASINO.
WHEN YOU CAME OFF OF SHOATE.
THIS ISN'T TOO FAST FOR YOU?
>> NO, NO.
>> OKAY.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A
CHEMISTRY SET.
HE USED TO STAND BY THE DOOR.
EVERY NIGHT I'D COME OUT, HE'D
GO STAND BACK, EVERYBODY, MR.
RICKLES IS COMING!
STAND BACK!
AND THERE WAS NOBODY THERE.
I EXAGGERATE LIFE.
MAKE FUN OF OURSELVES THE.
AS I MAKE FUN OF YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU, I WOULDN'T
MAKE FUN OF YOU.
AS I LOOK AT YOU NOW, YOU'VE GOT
TO GET A NOSE JOB.
>> THIS IS 3D THIS "TOY STORY"
MOVIE, THIS IS YOUR FIRST 3D
FILM?
>> YEAH.
>> I ALWAYS SAY, RYE TO BE
DIFFERENT.
IF YOU'RE DIFFERENT YOU HAVE A
CHANCE.
YOU'RE DIFFERENT BECAUSE NOBODY
KNOWS WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE.
>> SUCH A DUMBBELL.
SHUT UP, JIMMY.
DON'T BE CUTE.
THAT WAS FUNNY, JIMMY.
I WAS NEVER MEAN SPIRITED THANK
GOD.
THAT'S WHY I'M ON THIS SHOW
BECAUSE I SKYROCKETED.
ANYWAY.
GIVE ME A MINUTE BECAUSE
EVERYTHING I SAY KII DID IN MY
ROOM AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.
LY COME BACK HERE WITH YOU GUYS
AND FRANK AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY,
IT REALLY MAKE AT GUY FEEL AT
HOME.
>> WELL, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO
HAVE YOU HERE.
DON RICKLES, EVERYBODY!
♪ YOU GIVE ME A BOOT ♪
♪ I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU ♪
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