Dude, you look slimmer already
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Aaaagh! (Ooooh!) You got me right in the butt!
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What's going on guys? I am Matthias, and today we are looking at 10 strange Walmart items.
That Bryan here, say hello Bryan.
Bryan: Hello, Bryan.
Good, thank you; you're finally following instructions
Bryan went to Walmart, all by himself, and he picked out 10 things!
that he thought was normal, but today they're actually gonna
be strange things because Bryan is strange (laughter)
Bryan: Sure thought that was going to lift up my spirits
(Matthias laughs evilly)
and we're going to be finding out whether the items that Bryan picked out
whether they are a steal or no deal!
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1. 'Baby Fanatic Snuggle Bear, New Orleans Saints
623 dollars?? I'm missing something
'Officially licensed snuggle bear'
Oh, it's officially licensed; I didn't know you needed a
licence to make a snugly bear;
'Made of soft brushed plush' Oh, there's the 600 dollars (scoff from Matthias)
'silky satin lining, the comforting plush bear allows for--'
'--tactile stimulation and security and--'
'--features an embroidered team logo.'
(faint) Wha--? 'tactile stimulation and security'
Bryan: That's what you're paying for
(laughter)
Matthias Scenario: Hey babe, give some tactile stimulation
if you know what I'm talking about
'Sports team=New Orleans Saints'
'Gender= boys and girls' (laughter)
Not just for 1 gender, Matthias Scenario= "Mom,  can I have a--"
--bear?" "[Mom] No, you're a boy!"
'Sports League= NFL' Oh, good to know (laughter)
There's 1 review, " I ordered 3 of these for my new nephews and a spare for the next one."
"They are so cute. We are a family of big Saints fanatics,"
"..., so these Snugglies went over very well with the Mamas."
(faint)"Well made, worth the money..."
(stammering) I-I can't figure out why it's 620 d-d-------What??? Why?
(in frustration) WHY? I have to move on, my brain hurts too much,
Deny it!
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2. 'Misty Mate Tie Bandana 17000 "assorted colors"'
Looks like there's only 2. What? (Matthias Confusion) Ima, wha-aaa-what?
'Don't lose your cool. The Arctic Tie will keep you cool for hours when you're out in the sun or sand. '
'Cooling crystals in the fabric absorb and hold up to 200 times their weight in water,'
'keeping the bandanna cool for hours.'
"Tie only three out of five stars"
took it to work with me on the first day
willing to find out what I soaked the
bandanna and the gel inside got wet and
expanded its out a rip in the seam I
took it home and sewed up the rip oh oh
man no so they like tied it up in the
title of cool which is like oozing all
over their shirt and they're like give
me a raise boss I want it no like if
that's not on your shirt no it's just my
Arctic tie alright well I'm curious
enough add to cart Wow Arctic tie oh
that looks more like an Arctic scarf
that's not how you tie ties guys kicking
that it already i'm not picking at it
that's not a tie you can't call apple a
banana and tell me it's a banana soak
the Arctic tie and cold water for five
to eight minutes in order to ensure
maximum absorbency so hold up it looks
like kind of like a really really cheap
dollar store ty inside here I feel
little capsule you hear it okay so
here's what's up this doesn't look long
enough to be an actual time so let's say
I was like sweet while I got my Arctic I
and go to work today I'm going to wear
my Arctic tie yeah it's definitely not
not near long enough but what what what
is he serious see this see the little
not right here but the injury with this
Arctic tie is that's about how long it
is but I ok here's what I understand you
just supposed to wear it over your
clothes is that cold ok so I'm just
going to push it in here and we're going
to let it chill for five five to eight
minutes come back after the next time
little live pets birds single resale tax
sweet Sophie are you killing your pets
that often that you need to like refill
your cage here's a cage refill kit just
another pet right what do you what do
you confuse the guy you picked this out
they change the price of this thing well
how much was it was like a hundred and
fifty dollars Wow when you collect today
I collected and then you're like why
welcome to you that sounds like a
hundred and fifty bucks for this little
thing they change the price on you
they're like what I skills about this
creature Brian put in one mark six
unique birds a talking bird toy responds
to your touch hey I respond to your
touch am i right great Christmas gift
for my wife my wife has always wanted a
real birth so uh be cool this is that
she loves everything about the birds and
makes no sense she still wants a real
bird I thought I would lose my mind with
a talking parrot but it actually keeps
my child's interest a lot more so I can
do more toys around the house I heard
that enjoys mediocre toy not what I we
expect from the commercials Oh where's
the commercial oh sweet talking bird
please talking bird so you got a cage
and I get a refill kit which is the bird
thank you somehow skillet doesn't oh oh
my goodness that kid is wearing a lot of
makeup every like every every way
alright so separately right now from
this it was wearing so much makeup who's
a makeup artist on that set you noticed
that
oh Linda yeah they just like didn't get
the correct skin tone for the kids at No
Deal oh dude so zumo to peck said it's
like a mix between ball catching and
drone catching it's like a high fly
higher I find a high fly except this is
probably way it is processed I thought
why why not just like actually get some
physical activity by like winding
something kids these days that's all I
want to do I don't want to move a finger
you know I only just a finger this is
like a really dope idea but I wonder you
know we'd actually have any success
catch right basically what happened as
you can see that spins in there all you
do is you drop that down in there oh oh
I'm going to barely even tap it I think
we can even do this in here good test
dude okay yeah one more spin on just
like just a quick tap quick that white
quick that oh because of that what the
link directly on it Wow look if I I
playas mom no no no no Jill Oh Sees is
really good that was crazy and that only
applies when you let go no got him
that's really cool Danny like hold up
now you catch a branch there you go yeah
yeah oh I'll push me ready guys oh I'm
cool dude one cool high flyer let's go
outside and see how high it actually
flies or maybe just the warehouse please
oh not that hard nah
not that hard but high enough i think
i'm gonna i'm going to try and see if
Brian can catch this easy way over there
ready set oh there goes it goes fine you
gotta get ready go too bad or uh huh I
like this in who trained Jonn trick shot
oh fuck you i thought i had that per
second i see this filled up so it's been
well over five minutes oh oh what what
counts thinking gooby that this is the
most perverse thing I've ever seen oh
you do that like sending it back up it
was our dude what occasion would you
wear the tie in just hiking maybe yeah
other than you're all soaking wet trust
me when you want like a hundred degrees
outside being soaking wet is a good
thing though that I quite agree I don't
know with your hardcore I mean I your
heart not hard for I say that's no real
and but you know maybe if you're a hiker
the deal star wars boba fett supreme
adult halloween costume oh okay Oh what
is this what does that even a picture of
the box that it comes in broken down and
then Boba Fett yeah dude look at boba
fett okay look slightly a little cheesy
it looks like it was completely fake
Warren which obviously it was it doesn't
look like it was actually like Warren
and used because like all these fabrics
are like not worn or used it's just
these pieces what was I am saying what
was I am saying dude look they having a
little issue right here where it's not
even connecting properly in that in the
picture of their own like description
and guess what guys 779 dollars up to a
thousand one hundred dollars Jen
men women not allowed dude not allowed
to wear it women if I catch you wearing
it I'm gonna report you to Disney okay
roasted age group adult kids nope not
allowed if I catch you wearing i'm
reporting you to disney fabric content
100% multi what is that big you really
got a kick out of that didn't you a
hundred percent different things if you
are only wanting to buy boba fett
costume for halloween party where the
lights are low and the details can't be
seen this is not bad Oh see what did I
tell you the details aren't great for a
thousand dollars you'd expect something
better but good jump suit and helmet is
so so what so it's not good the bad
everything else good to know so if you
buy be ready to spend about 150-200
dollars more to fix it oh my gosh dude
is no deal a thousand one hundred
dollars for mediocre costume on no deal
for me guys what is happening to your
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I'd be snapping those chat gold's gym
sauna suit extra large extra extra large
sauna suit this is just a glorified
trash bags okay what's that just make
you sweat right now why do you want to
play release toxins lose weight Oh burn
extra calories just do a little more and
eat better food I've been working out
four days a week for an hour a day and
guess what dude I've only lost like two
pounds because guess what I'm not eating
right I'm eating all those char bursts
that you keep bringing to the office
dude and I'm not losing weight look at
these people doing their when drag bags
yes I love it so I add to cart I pick
all son I'm gonna be sweating through my
shirt here dude fits waist size is 36 to
40 for not me I'm not 36 I'm a 33 okay
get it right reflective
handling go for a run you know get hit
by the trash truck this is so if you go
for a run you will get picked up by the
trash truck caution consult your
physician before starting this or any
exercise program this is especially
important if you're over the age of 35
I'm not yay so i don't have to consult
my physician this product is for home
use only in other words don't go outside
you're going to be picked up by a
garbage truck oh my gosh are you kidding
me what dude I feel like a G dude so
yeah you look slimmer already
oh right in the butt it's already warm I
am literally a trash bag right now
besides the trash bags great thanks
Brian this is why I'm a this is why I'm
ruthless to you when I roast you all the
time because I know but right when I
start the video this is what you're
doing the memory bro school or this
deeper I dig into these three products
try I'll gas them farms for year one
person emergency food storage 336 can
fit three thousand dollars come on Stas
there's no way there's no way oh yeah
that's in the cans beautiful oatmeal
with bananas muffins pancakes with fresh
blueberries yogurt with strawberries and
whatever I can't just like that that's
more like it not not this that come on
there's no way oh man I'm getting hot in
this thing dude Brian's turning the air
down right now they completely nourished
with 19,000 servings and 1,800,000 total
calories includes breakfast items Andre
Adams dessert bakery items and snacks no
matter the case this kit is an absolute
essential in an emergency phostis look
at all the hype reviews got a four and a
half star rating bro three thousand
dollars for year food supply that's
actually pretty cheap yeah too much
oatmeal and rice that's because the
cheapest stuff for sure a whole year for
four people of what servings hmm let's
see what is the serving size things such
as this everyone should consider because
you may not be happy with a fourth cup
of food per day to live on oh come on
hey just saying the serving sizes are
way too small yeah I mean you can live
on it you just be malnourished there is
a great deal of starchy foods in this
shipment wonder why i would need six
cans of bananas cans of bananas would
have preferred some type of beans dead
no packing slip and concluded i had to
inventory every box with the list from a
computer website the meal product was a
meat substitute
tofu flavored meat I'm sorry vegetarian
but like I need mommy everyone's like
I'm being healthy I'm a vegetarian then
just like pound Oreos and stuff because
they're vegan I so we're healthy just
eating all these oreos I'm gonna No Deal
i'm not a fan of oatmeal I need my meat
it's an emergency food kit in case of
emergency you have something big but
they didn't even give you an inventory
of the products like that's why it's no
deal i'm not going to buy stuff it's all
are going to shoot me as cans of bananas
Oh mal and do lip gloss 10 Mountain Dew
I'm going to shake some people because I
don't care for mountain dew there's too
much caffeine and every minute which
can't be too much do this like the most
caffeinated drink it's like one of the
most caffeinated sodas there are colored
red isn't bad I don't mind Code Red but
what are these things just like filled
with sugar and goodies and stuff like
that Oh put it on a keychain what on the
go trio lip keychain includes keepsake
charm okay so that's this right here you
imagine putting this on your keyring and
then like you know trying to talk to
someone and like you put your keys down
there like your big fan of Mountain Dew
and you're like no not really kind of a
mountain dew please this is a mountain
dew lip gloss wand not going to try that
mountain dew swirl lip gloss and I will
smell oh yeah I will smell it smell like
mountain dew yes I'm curious no not at
all it smells like cinnamon smell it
smells like cinnamon what and does not
male could taste like mountain dew but
I'm not about to put sparkles on my lip
for the rest of the video I will do Code
Red because it looks like it's just lip
balm whole lip balm
it doesn't it's nothing like Code Red
but none of them smell like what they
should taste like not even remotely
tastes like a crayon when you get it a
wall Martha oh yeah yeah no I say
there's no deal I mean unless you like
to spar gold on your face which is fine
I don't particularly care for that
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mine ibas game a man you keep your mebas
to yourself and i'll keep my movies to
myself all right oh there's amoeba as
amoeba that's not amoeba good so they're
amoebas oh my gosh what the heck are
these how does this have anything to do
is Barbie already thing to piss me off
I'm so 189 dollars what squiggly squishy
and just wants to be loved me it's my me
buzz it's a prize plus that lives inside
a tube girls girls only to nurture it
through electronics play feeding
grooming and growing with every
completed game level the tube opens only
when all the game levels are complete
gender girls only I hate to break it to
you Barbie I'm the girls or guys want to
use this thing age range 8 to 11 years
old 12 14 5 to 7 meter so I haha well
let's calculate this so it's five to
seven eight to eleven so that's
literally five to 11 12 to 14 so
literally why can't you just say 514 I
bought this for my granddaughter and she
said the game was too hard for her to
understand she's seven and usually goes
very well with this type of game oh my
kids like these they're a little spendy
if you sit down and work hard at them
they can be opened in it we can be open
in about 14 hours but what does that it
mean
to complete the whole game court that it
releases the amoeba and mokuba that's
really annoying however my children say
they're worth it because it's a game and
a collectible that's a scam if I ever
saw one all the collectible I'm going to
jack it up 8,000 times what it's worth
this thing probably caused by a two
dollars to make sorry no music for me
wet fire fire starter so I assume the
idea of this is all weather tender so
you can start this in the event of just
complete soaked Smith or vers you could
use it with your $3,000 cans of food so
this will burn even when it's wet as you
can see right here brands even Lance way
web fire tinder is a dependable
fire-starting tinder that lights easily
and burns on a wet surface time to test
it you know what's up guys you know
what's up says scrape tender shavings
into a pile to light flammable keep away
from children blah blah blah blah blah I
understand oh it's like goopy okay first
thing we do is light it whoa hold ok so
it's lit just proud of 50 shoot yeah you
should have to cuz I what are you doing
Brian water that water is not going to
put it out but but my Arctic I do it no
choice there you go possibly the light
when it's wet now you light it don't do
this at home we're morons see this is
when you read the instruction is it said
you had to shave off stuff and then
light it most likely because once you
shave it off that's not the wet part
anymore Oh
there you go see so it is on fire okay
and now it's out yeah you can
potentially kind of start it when it's
wet but if it's raining the rain is just
going to put it out so you kind of have
to really risk it and this is better
than having nothing though absolutely
better than having nothing and it's not
too expensive so I would say that this
is a steal but don't like don't do what
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