Castlemaine
Simone
He's back.
Who's back?
Alfredo!
Alfredo's back...
(4 YEARS EARLIER)
By the way, guys.
I watched Lost last night, 
the series finale.
Alfred No!
And after 6 years, ten thousand mental masturbations...
Alfredo, no! 
We haven't watched that episode yet!
Polar bears! Time-travelling!
No, Afredo, no!
All the characters get to a church,
and we find out that they were actually all dead
Unbelievable! ...What bullshit!
It burns! It burns!
I damn you all! I will be back
in four years!
and I am gonna spoil your 
favorite TV shows!
- Four years have gone by. -
- Time's over! -
Simone, Alfredo's dead!
What's this supposed to be?
Sort of a nightmare, or what
The "Game of thrones" season finale is up tomorrow!
Alright, so what?
I don't understand! When something is dead...
... stays dead! Right?
no?
It happened to me too. Last night.
Alright, alright! But if this thing were true,
it should have happened something to me as well, right?
Nevertheless, I'm fine! 
Last night I slept great and nothing happ...
What's that? On your neck!
Turn around!
Oh my God!
We need a professional!
Hodor!
Are you the lost sheep?
There are three classes of spoilers.
The third grade spoiler, the "Unintentional", the easiest to handle.
You just need to lock yourself up in a couple of daysavoid friends, and it's done!
The second grade spoiler is a bit more insidious
He spreads chiefly on internet!
Pictures, posts, videos!
Shut Facebook and start praying
What are these?
Earplugs!
The old ways are best!
At last, there is the number one spoiler!
The hardest to beat! I call him ISDP, I See Dead People.
This spoiler is intentional, cruel!
He just aims at spoiling your party.
He hides himself inside the theatre,and when you get in to watch "The sixth sense",
he jumps out of the blue just the tell you that...
Bruce Willis dies at the beginning of the movie.
Correct!
Your friend Alfredo is a world-class spoiler.
We are gonna need all our energy to exorcize him!
First of all we need a fetish.
Something terrestrial to bridle him
All of you has to sacrifice that which you hold dear.
That is necessary for gathering enough energy to beat him!
Let's start!
Let's hold hands!
In the name of Walter White
also known as Heisenberg
the greatest blue meth cook ever
Alfredo, we summon you
Show yourself, demon!
[Your time has come! ]
Don't look at him, or he will reveal finales.
[ I will spoil every series finale to your children ]
[and to your children's children ]
[I will make you come to an end worse than in How I met your mother! ]
Shut up demon!
We are all here, gathered together
to put definitively an end to your spoilers!
This is the time!
In the name of the passengers of Oceanic Airlines Flight 815
John Locke, Jack Shepard, Sawyer,
the dvd of the first season of Scrubs. 24 episodes
May this make you suffer as much as Dr. Cox did when Ben died!
[It's useless, priest!]
Your agony will be longer than the tracking shot in the fourth episode of True Detective!
From the longest sfi-fi series after The Guiding Light
[What have you got for me, bitch?]
The eleventh doctor's sonic screwdriver
may you stay locked in time like the lost Gallifreyan!
[ It's not my fault if you watch all the episodes a week after they came on TV]
A signed picture of James Van Der Beek!
[ I will do to you what the mountain did to the red viper! ]
Father!
I hadn't watched that episode yet!
Ciro, we have no more time!
[What happened, father? Got left behind with the episodes?]
This is my sacrifice!
[ no]
[ noooooo]
[ You don't understand. You will never get rid of me!]
You... shall not... spoil
[ I will always be back, just like all the characters of The Bold and the Beautiful]
Bruce Willis is dead! They're all dead!
Father
I'm sorry about the spoiler!
Valar Morghulis.
GAMES OF THRONES SEASON FINALE
Intercom!
Ciro, pizza's here!
Coming!
Ciro, we have no more time!
anu uana uei
Ciro, get your money out.
Coming!
Winter has come!
