- All right babe, just gonna
be working out in the garage.
(fan whirring)
Babe, I'm gonna have to get a new
sixteen gauge cordless nailer.
Babe, I'm gonna need a
new compound miter saw.
I don't need a new saw,
but this project would be
a lot easier if I got one.
Oh, that's nice.
Babe, see how big my nailer is?
Sixteen gauge.
All right, here we go.
Thread the needle.
(groans)
Well, this ain't gonna work.
(honks)
Check it out, babe!
Pretty cool, huh?
I mean, if we're gonna be
doing all these renovations,
gotta have a truck.
I mean, the wheels!
(grunts)
Yeah.
(grunts)
(groans)
I'm gonna need a massage tonight.
No babe, we don't need
a plumber, I got this.
Babe, don't buy a vanity,
I'll just build one.
Babe, we don't need an electrician.
Ah, gross.
God, dang.
Hey Dad, yeah, I got a question.
Hey, I'm back from Lowe's.
Did I get the what?
Construction adhesive?
Going back to Lowe's.
Whoa, what is this?
I just need one straight board!
Hey babe, who does this remind you of?
(groans)
(grunts)
Hey babe, how about it?
I need a massage tonight.
Think I earned it.
You wanna do what?
You wanna put shiplap where?
Everywhere?
That's not gonna work.
Why are you in such a hurry
to get your kitchen back?
We've got a perfectly
good smoker out here.
Dang frozen patties.
(drilling)
Yeah, multi-tool!
(smacking lips)
Hey babe, do I look sexy in my tool belt?
So you wanna?
You want some?
Oh shoot, that's hot,
should cover that up.
What's that?
Oh yeah, I'll take a beer.
You want me to do what?
No, I can handle it,
I just think it's gonna look dumb.
(crunching)
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
Where's my square?
Where's my sawzall?
Where's my sawzall?
Where's my beer?
Yeah babe, I'm almost
done with the kitchen.
First, I finish the cabinets,
then we're gonna put the island in,
then we're gonna do the floors,
then we're gonna get our inspection done,
put the lights in, then we
gotta do the countertops,
and then do the trim, and then yeah, done!
Couple more days!
Stupid, stupid!
- [Man On Phone] A garbage disposer
adds convenience to any kitchen.
There might be Fifty Shades of Grey,
but they're all the same.
I need a beer.
Hey babe, shall we put
two shower heads in here,
you know, so we can talk?
Shiplap's almost done, I
just need a couple more days.
Cabinets are almost done, I
just need a couple more days.
Couple days.
Couple more days.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
Looks pretty good.
What do you think, good
enough to get a massage?
I'm gonna need one, like my whole body.
(groans)
(grunts)
Ah, can you hand me that?
Can you get that?
Bud, come on man.
Ah, serenity.
♪ Dude dad, dude dad, dude! ♪
- Where'd you get these?
These are really good.
What guys should do-
(laughs)
