>> So, what about you, Brett?
>> Mine is an oldie but a goodie. And I know
we're not gonna cover it on main show, so
I wanted to get it in here. Alex P Jones,
I don't know what his middle name is. But
Alex Jones pretend there's a photo on my phone
I didn't put it there.
Is a garbage person. I was wondering where
he was because I thought something about being
found guilty of daxing victims of child shootings.
But no, he went to John's old stomping grounds
in Austin, Texas to try to get into the Barton
Creek Greenbelt. And his wife did, and she
was turned back because she didn't have a
reservation, do not cross.
Do not cross Alex Jones. Here he is.
>> Lava pass, I've been coming here since
I was in high school in college. And now you
guys use your COVID hoax to like set a checkpoint
up so you can take over the parks, it's kind
of charging. It's unconstitutional, this is
not even a city ordinance.
This is a illegal power grab of the people's
greenbelt and it's time to free Austin. So
are you guys volunteers of the city of Austin?
Who are you? Mass man.
>> I'm a lifeguard from Barton springs.
>> You're a lifeguard from Barton Springs,
now part of the criminal power grab.
>> I'm a lifeguard.
>> I'm a lifeguard.
>> My job is to say no running. So and I love
that-
>> My job is to say no running.
>> I love it that Alex's job, is like when
I picture his day. He's like nobody listen
to me, I keep getting in trouble cuz I keep
telling people where families have child shootings
live, and it's not easy.
And his wife is like, God, I tried to get
out of the house to dodge time with you for
a while. He's like, why are you back so early?
Then she says, I couldn't go to, don't worry
it's just the creek. And he's like, a thing
to do.
>> Where is like comically tiny megaphone,
>> And it is comically tiny.
>> Is comically tiny megaphone watch.
>> This is outrageous criminal activity. This
is the seizure of the infrastructure of Austin.
It involve color of law garbage. My wife came
here this morning when you cult member kooks
showed up here and you ask her where's her
reservation?
Her reservation is that we live in a free
country. We live in America. I call for everybody
out there watching, the time for civil disobedience
is here. I want this removed tonight. COVID-19
is a power grab hoax.
>> At that point a guy walks in front and
flips off the camera.
>> Yeah, by the way, Barton Springs is awesome.
It's one of the things I miss most about Austin.
It is critical infrastructure though, so how
dare they seize it. So, the bad serious thing
is that he is hoping that his crazed followers
will go there and then God knows what happens.
And so I'm worried for the lifeguards there,
that he's now making a target. But also let's
bear in mind maybe he doesn't have as much
influence as he used to. Because he's just
like talking to people who don't even care
that he's talking to them. Like how diminished
is Alex Jones, they're not interested.
But then really fast. So you mentioned that
the fact that his megaphone is comically small,
a few other things I noticed about his megaphone.
One, that he's using a megaphone, everyone's
right near you dude, just talk. And then two,
when he uses the megaphone somehow his voice
doesn't get any louder.
It's like he already is a megaphone it isn't
amplified through the technology.
>> All it is is distorted, everything else
coming out of his mouth.
>> And he said it's a hoax by the way.
>> I love that haircut.
>> Still a hoax.
>> Yeah, there's so much great happening with
Alex Jones.
Like his attempt to be like, there is the
jawline. My head is not just beach ball with
a face painted on it.
>> God, he is like the worst thing about Austin
is that the highways are too small. The second
worst thing about Austin is Alex Jones. Really,
it really is jinx.
>> So, just about the factors like, you can't
tell people to come here by a reservation.
Yes you can. Essentially Amanda Ross Natural
Resources Division manager at Austin Park
said a city ordinance gives his department
the authority to manage public lands with
a reservation system or limit access.
So that is a city ordinance. It is real and
I love that guys like, I'm a lifeguard
>> I sadly know who you are, and- I'm not
mad at it. I'm just like, now there's something
to do here besides say do you have a reservation?
>> Exactly Jesus.
Yeah, what a land? What a sad, you know what,
and I know that some people used to watch
him just for for fun. It's not fun anymore,
he's just kind of a pathetic parody of himself.
Just Google on YouTube and just search tuck
buck furred, it's the same thing but more
fun.
It's actually funny and nobody gets doxed.
Okay, Brett, really fast I just need to mention
who the community garbage person of the week
is. Over at the Community Tab, every Thursday
we post the top four suggestions so that you
all can vote. 16,000 of you did yesterday
and with 76% of the vote.
That's about the highest I've ever seen. Trump's
Postmaster General for sabotaging the postal
service. That is a very good pic, I definitely
support that. Next we have Anti-Maskers for
harassing essential workers, that's 11%. And
technically that's crossover with Brett and
7% Ben Shapiro for subjecting us to his WAP
performance.
Foreman and 6% the bikers in Sturgis for flooding
the city during a pandemic. So four good choices
there but what a runaway winner? So I thank
you to everybody who voted in that and made
those suggestions
