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- Hey everybody, and
welcome to Internet Roundup
with Josh and Chuck.
That's Josh, I'm Chuck.
We do the Stuff You Should Know podcast,
and each week we sit down and talk about,
it seems like, usually weird
things we find on the internet.
- Yes.
- I think that's the way our taste skews.
- It's definitely the direction
we're going with this thing.
- I mean that's the most
interesting stuff, right?
- Yeah, what are we going
to do, boring stuff?
- Cat was saved from a tree.
(both laugh)
- [Josh] People go crazy
for that kind of stuff.
- That's true, that's a classic.
- We, Chuck, have a Pinterest page.
- Yeah.
- And you can search it.
Go to Pinterest and search
Josh and Chuck, A-N-D Chuck,
and it will bring up this awesome page.
And one of the boards
on this Pinterest page
is weird stuff that's for sale,
and there's some pretty
weird stuff for sale
on the internet, Chuck.
- Yeah, this first one I love.
The denture hair comb
which we have right here.
You can check that out.
- Isn't that creepy?
- Yeah, that was creepy enough,
and then I noticed off to the side
ConcaveOblivion is the artist
who makes all kinds of denture apparel.
- Yeah, on Etsy.
- Cuff bracelets, rings.
- An iPhone 5 cover.
- [Chuck] Really?
- Yeah
- Oh yeah, there it is,
yeah, that's pretty good.
I like this denture compact, too.
Could you imagine being on a,
I mean, we're both married men,
but could you imagine being
on a blind date with a chick,
and she pulls out this denture compact?
- [Josh] Yeah.
Oh my lord.
- I think it's pretty cool.
- It is very cool, and
they are not real teeth,
which was the first thing I wondered.
- Yeah, I did too.
It's all plastic and acrylic,
so it's probably legal.
- Yeah, but how about that comb?
- That's pretty much all
you can say about that one.
What about this Richard
Simmons/Gene Simmons hybrid t-shirt?
- Yeah, I've seen that before somewhere.
- [Josh] Have you?
- Yeah, that's fantastic.
- It's by a guy named Jason Wright,
and it's on Redbubble.
- Gene Simmons and Richard
Simmons aren't that far apart.
- No, I mean the hair.
If you died Richard Simmons' hair black,
you'd have Gene Simmons hair, clearly.
- What color is his hair?
- It's like a chestnut.
- [Chuck] Brownish?
- [Josh] Yeah.
- He's getting up there,
you seen him lately?
- Yes.
- Still rocking the running shorts though.
- [Josh] Same shorts.
- And what's the last one here?
This is also a replica.
- It is a replica, but it's based,
well, it's a replica of a
real murder victim's skull.
- Right.
- A machete murder victim's skull,
who they fished out of a river,
I think in San Antonio.
And somebody said, "Man,
this skull is so messed up,
"we should make a replica of it."
And this is what they came up with.
Pretty gnarly.
- That's why you never go swimming
in a river in San Antonio.
(laughs)
- You can get that for sale
on the The Evolution Store.
For just $375.
- Yeah, and we're not getting
kick-backs, by the way.
We don't have one of these
skulls sitting on our desk.
- No, but if The Evolution
Store did want to send us some,
we would accept them.
- I'd take a tooth compact.
- So that is just a meager
sampling of weird stuff
you can get off the internet.
- That's right.
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And then, the second story of the day,
I thought this was super
interesting, you found this.
Because I love legal
loopholes for some reason,
I never exploit them, but I
just think it's interesting.
- You just like knowing about them.
- Yeah, sure, and hoping
someone else tests them out.
- [Josh] Right.
This one is, "Can you commit a felony?"
This is from Slate, and,
"Can you commit a felony
in Idaho's portion of Yellowstone,
and not face charges?"
- Technically, yes.
- Sort of.
The idea is that there is a
portion of Yellowstone Park
that is in Idaho, but not
in the Montana district.
- It's in the district of Wyoming.
- [Chuck] Yeah, what'd I say, Montana?
- Yeah, but it's Idaho.
- Right, the state of Idaho.
- And the reason it's
a district of Wyoming
is that's what Yellowstone
National Park is.
The Federal District of Wyoming
covers Yellowstone National Park.
But in this one little 50 mile patch,
it's actually in Idaho.
- Right, which, when I was reading this,
I was like, "Who cares,
what's the big deal?"
The idea is that you have to field a jury
of people that actually
live in that district,
and that is impossible
because no one lives there.
- Right.
You have to fill a jury with
people from the district
and that state.
- You can't satisfy that requirement.
- No, you could get
people from the district,
the Wyoming district,
but since no one lives
in that portion of Idaho,
you couldn't fill out the jury.
Therefore, if you can't
be tried by a jury,
you technically couldn't
even be convicted of a crime.
- Yeah.
- But, again, no one's tried this before.
Because basically, you
would have to completely,
without any kind of premeditatedness,
carry out this crime,
in this 50 mile square area.
- Yeah, they pointed
out that you can't even,
if you got a gun and brought it in,
then they could try you outside
for wherever you brought the gun from.
But I think the legal experts weighed in
and said there's no precedent for this,
and no one's gonna try this
because the risk is
that judges like to find
their own little loopholes,
say, "No,
"you're actually going to
go to jail for six months.
Good try with your little experiment."
- Or for 50 years because it was murder.
Because that's the key, it
has to be a felony offense
that requires a jury.
If it doesn't require a
jury, then this thing,
the Vicinage Clause is what it's called,
doesn't apply, and you
can still get in trouble
for whatever non-jury
trial crime you committed.
- So try it out, I dare you.
- [Josh] If you do, let us know.
- While they would drag
the person out of court,
they would just be screaming,
"Josh sent me, Josh sent me!"
- I did not send you.
- The judge would say, "Who?"
- So that's the Vicinage Clause.
- Yeah.
- If you want to learn
more about that article,
we found it on Slate, but
it was originally on Quora.
On Slate it's called,
"Can You Commit a Felony
"in Idaho's Portion of
Yellowstone and Not Face Charges?"
That's a sexy headline.
- Eight ball answer, doubtful.
That's what I would say.
- Well I'll tell you what's not doubtful,
this episode's over.
That's right, no doubt.
- But you can follow us
on all sorts of stuff,
like I said, our Pinterest page,
we're also on Instagram, right.
We have a Twitter, @SYSKPodcast.
We have this beautiful YouTube channel,
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and you can subscribe.
We're on facebook.com/StuffYouShouldKnow.
- We're all over the place.
- And we have a wonderful website
that you should visit at all hours.
It's called StuffYouShouldKnow.com.
See you later.
- See you next week in the Roundup.
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