*Whapoosh!* Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and because it's valentine's day, the day of love,
the day where everybody out there finds their one true soulmate, so I decided it was a great day to go out
and try and figure out, who my celebrity crush was
because last night I had a dream that I was in Deadpool 2
And I got to hang out with Ryan Reynolds and now I'm obsessed with it and I want to figure out if Ryan Reynolds is
My one true love in regards to
celebrity crushes. So I've decided to take this upon myself to really explore the innermost depths of my brain
by taking some shitty quizzes online to figure out- is this really who I'm meant to be with? I don't know
I thought it'd be a bit of fun because these are always silly, but first up, we are doing the
Can we guess your male celebrity crush from uh...
buzzfeed
I know. I feel dirty just saying that name. But the first question is-
it asked me to pick a fast food chain. I'm gonna answer these
Realistically because this is a very serious thing that i'm trying to figure out
So do I want in and out, chipotle,
five guys, taco bell,
sonic?
Okay, I might sound a bit weird saying this, I have never ever heard of sonic before. Outside of a blue hedgehog
Subway, chick-fil-a, wendy's or jack-in-the-box, okay
so
I'm gonna have to eliminate some straight away. I've never had taco bell even though there's one open in Brighton right now, I should probably go to that
Never been to taco bell never been to chick-fil-a
Never been to wendy's
Jack-in-the-box or sonic. These are the only ones i've been to and out of all of these it's between five guys and chipotle
Five guys, I like five guys a lot
Pick a fun activity to do on a saturday
Okay, wine tasting
No, they said fun! Clubbing, beer and bowling, playing board games with friends, dive bar
Karaoke, dinner party, netflix and take-out, I like to be surprised
See I'm gonna be the boring one here and say playing board games with friends
Well beer and bowling sounds like a shit ton of fun as well
It's just normally I don't do that, so what activity I would normally do on a saturday night is probably playing
Board games with friends, cuz that's fun! You can get beers, you can listen to some music, you can watch a movie afterwards, you can
Play some board games get some food take out all that kind of stuff it's fun it's a good time
Pick a tie pattern
Is this really how i'm gonna find my crush?
Really? I mean this one's blank...
There's no tie actually there so I don't know why this is even an option. I'm gonna have to go with skulls
Why not. Pick a harry potter supporting character. Oh shit
Sirius Black, Draco, Ginny, Neville, Severus, Cedric, Luna, Dean or Minerva. Why's dean in the middle of these?
Put in somebody else like Seamus. I'm going to have to go with
Mr. Potter. Pick your favorite quality in a hunk, ooh
let's get down to business, to pick my crush
Honesty, goofiness, ambition
Smouldering gaze, spontaneous, intelligence, a sense of style, mysteriousness, a nice butt
Okay all of these- no. I don't care about any of these, I would probably look, for goofiness more than anything, I like people
Who can kind of make light of themselves and situations and be just have a good time have some fun
Everything is not super serious all the time, or they don't take themselves too seriously, they don't try and promote a
Weird version of themselves that they think people will like, it's just, be who you are, be goofy, be funny, be whatever
Which animal is most like your crush
Oh Jesus
Koala, ooh the black panther, ooh charak bozeman
Uh owls- no. Golden retriever- kinda. A kangaroo no- those are scary bastards
Stallion, a big black stallion, mmm, a grizzly bear
Hmm, maybe one of these, oh, a majestic
Fucking eagle
uh
Oh shit
Golden retriever, yeah golden retrievers are cut,e and they're playful, and they're fun
Pick the disney hero most like your crush, well I just sang let's get down to business
*singing* I'll make a man out of you
Aladdin, I don't like Aladdin, I've never liked Aladdin, I've never seen tangled
Okay, put down your pitchforks. Peter pan.. no he abducts children
Prince philip from sleeping beauty
no
He's kind of into the whole like half dead chick kind of thing, Prince Adam, the beast from beauty and the beast
I dunno if I could be with a guy
who's kind of like Jekyll and Hyde, you know there's a bit of a beast in him, I'm sure he has good clean heart
Kristoff from frozen, no he's like a budget prince, Simba from the lion king? I'm not into beastiality, or Prince Eric
No, ah, Li Shang, why not
Pick a 90's gem, ah
*singing* don't go chasing waterfalls, oh
How could you not like that, MMMBop, ah a lot of these are good. Wonderwall, that's a fucking classic. Creep by radiohead
*singing* When two become one
*singing* I need someone like I never needed love before, wanna make love to you baby
I know the spice girls, okay
don't even at me, I sing 2 become 1
So many times in videos and I don't know if people actually get that I'm singing that
pick an emoji sext, hohoo
Finger my pizza, I want to touch a butt
YESSS!!!!
YES!! OHHH! I was... like...
Everyone knows how much I love Chris Pratt as well, everybody absolutely knows
how much I love Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt or Ryan Reynolds are the two I wanted to get out of this
Yes I'm so happy, oh I don't feel like I have to go any further, look at that man, ah
See he has the smoldery good looks, and the muscular body and everything, but then, he
Also has the goofiness and the fun and the charisma
Oh, my favourite thing to do on youtube is to go watch interviews with Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt, because I'm like
I want to be you
Oh my god. Chris Pratt is your big goofy teddy bear forever and ever. Sure is, and he's single now. You like him ripped
not ripped
What? And when he is ripping farts (that is how deep your love is) you want him to sing you to sleep
While he plays you silly songs in the guitar, and then maybe climb into bed with you
How are you gonna go about making me hate chris pratt by making him sound all stupid, no chris pratt's
Awesome, he's lovely, he's goofy
He's funny, he's talented, he's got a great voice
I feel like I could probably just ended there but
I want to go deeper, I want to get a
Consensus on this. I want to see if I can get ryan reynolds or chris pratt in another one, so we're gonna
Do guess- can we guess your male celebrity crush in just eight questions. This is a short one
All right what have we got? intelligent, adventurous, chivalrous, funny, charming, fit. Funny or charming
But see, charming- charm can come off as smugness
sometimes, like tony stark is charming but some people find it cocky, so I'm kind of into the funny stuff
I'm into people who can make me laugh. Ooh chrissy boy, oh yeah
Which body part do you like the best? arms, smile, eyes, abs, butt, something else- something else oooh
Talking about that pnor
Abs, arms, smile, eyes, but I don't know. Maybe arms? I don't know
On a Friday night you are most likely... cuddling with bae, oh
Having dinner at a restaurant, catching up on sleep, hah! good one!
Out for drinks with friends
clubbing, it depends, I'm spontaneous
I don't know? None of these on a friday night. Probably having dinner and then going out to watch a movie
Or something or hanging out with friends or something
It depends, i'm spontaneous, I'm not- yeah... spontaneous, flexible... all over the place
Choose the movie: 10 things I hate about you, titanic, avengers, hangove,r 21 jump street, the notebook
Avengers
I love me some superheroes. What can I say, I have a frickin spider man sitting here looking at me, I'm wearing spider-man socks right now
Like, what are you gonna do, I went and saw
black panther
twice since it came out, I went to the premiere, I got to meet the stunt people
I mean I'm kind of super involved in that shit
Pick a Leo... oh
Can I pick the star sign? The Leo that won the oscar, that's my Leo. The one- the one true Leo
The one- he he had to win the oscar all these years and now he finally did
choose an aphrodisiac
bananas
Bananas I guess? Bananas, I love bananas, I love banana flavored stuff, banana milk
Give me some banana milk and I will be able to seduce any person on this planet
Which netflix and chill show would you watch with your man, oh
Daredevil, making a murderer, arresting development, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, house of cards, orange is the new black
Arrested development, why not. And last question, which disney prince is most like your crush?
We don't get Li Shang again, um, uh oh, uh oh
Flynn Rider?
I don't know. Give me that good crush, give me that good crush, okay
Channing Tatum?
Your celebrity crush is Channing Tatum. Can we take a moment to appreciate his chiseled chest, those glistening muscles, wow you need
a man like Channing Tatum in your life, he has some serious dance moves and his sex appeal is bound to make you swoon
I mean Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum really? I like Channing Tatum, he's good dude
He seems like a fun dude, after watching him in the jump street movies I have a bigger appreciation for him
very talented actor, he's a very funny guy, he can dance he looks good, but he's not my celebrity crush!
get me Chrissy T or Ryan R!!
Last one, we're gonna do this. I think this is just in general, I don't think this is just men
I'm gonna omit that last one and just stay with Chris Pratt. I'm gonna say that he's my celebrity crush in general
Because that's the one I kind of wanted.
Ryan Gosling
that's not too bad
I could deal with Ryan Gosling, I got a Ryan
That's pretty good, and Ryan Gosling is a very nice charming dude as well
He's kind of been making his way into my celebrity crushes over the last like
Year and a half, after watching more stuff that he was in
And the dude learned piano in like four months for lala land, that's talent
And he looks good, and he was in the notebook and you know that he's your one true love in that movie so
That's pretty good, he's fairly charming as well, plus he's a blade runner
And that's hard to beat
Okay well that does it for this video on celebrity crushes, I found out that Chris Pratt is my
one two go to love in life
For my male celebrity crushes, immediately got him. It's meant to be man, one day I'll meet him
Hopefully, I wanna meet him and hang out and be best friends
Him and Ryan Reynolds, if any of them are watching please hit me up, i'm free, i'm down to do whatever
It's pretty cool
as I said, I had a dream last night that i was in Deadpool 2 and
It was weird because I was playing a character
In in the dream I was playing the bad guy from the first movie, coming back
From the dead in the second movie and it was a character called Ash
doesn't exist
wasn't in the movie
But I was like going to sit with ryan in a jeep and we got out
And in the jeep I was like- cuz I'm fascinated by
Acting and everything anyway, it's something that i've always kind of wanted to do even when I was younger and
Like, going there i was like asking questions, like-
So do you like know all your lines for the movie, and in my head I was like I don't know
Any of my lines, what do I do I wasn't given a script, I don't know
What I'm doing when I get here, what if they just put me in and
Like, okay- act! Go! Like I don't know
And he was like yeah of course. I was like- really? all your lines? he was like yeah this movie is like really important
And i was like
this must be what it's like for all actors they must just know all their lines all the time
they're very committed to their roles and
Then I got to set and I was like walking around with Ryan, I was like
I've no idea what I'm doing, and I was so afraid that I'd let
Him down or disappoint him, or let down all the people behind the movie, I was like- I don't know what I'm doing. And then I woke up so that was my story
Anyway, happy valentine's day, I'm gonna go away now and dream
*singing* I was busy dreaming bout boys
It's all I'm gonna listen to all day
But THANK you guys so much watching this video
If you LIKED it, LOVE that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS
And hi-smooches all round *MWAH* *MWAH* BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
Bit of a little switcheroo there, for the lovely day that is the valentino
