
English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(jazzy musical sting)
Tom, have you seen the cat? He's not answering
his phone and-
(Ashens gasps)
(Ashens chokes)
Uhh, that was weird.
(Ashens gasps)
Wh- Wh- What is that?
That's my new mug.
No, that.
Oh, yeah. That's The Orb
(Screeching)
Where did it come from?
It came from The Hole
 
One thing at a time. What is The Orb doing here?
Whatever it wants.
Is everything alright?
Uhh, that depends.
On what?
The Orb
(Screeching)
(Pop)
Tom, you're missing a leg.
That's fine. I wasn't using it.
(Pop)
Now you have no legs.
Well, you know what they say... 
"Why have legs when you can not?"
(Pop)
See! Everything's fine.
Well, now you have ostrich legs.
Shut up.
Is this Orb holding you hostage?

English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(Sexy Sex Music)
Tom, have you seen the cat? He's not answering
his phone and-
(Sexy gasp)
(Choking... Not the sexy kind)
Uhh, that was weird.
(Sexy Gasp 2: Return To Gasp Town)
Wh- Wh- What is that?
That's my new mug.
No, that.
Oh, yeah. That's The Orb™
(The Actual Sound of Death Itself)
Where did it come from?
It came from The Hole™
(I Get That Reference)
One thing at a time. What is The Orb™ doing here?
Whatever it wants.
Is everything alright?
Uhh, that depends.
On what?
The Orb™
(Imagine multiple Hitlers singing 
a high note out of their vocal range)
(Pop)
Tom, you're missing a leg.
That's fine. I wasn't using it.
(Pop 2: The Musical)
Now you have no legs.
Well, you know what they say... 
"Why have legs when you can not?"
(Pop 3: We Needed A Trilogy)
See! Everything's fine.
Well, now you have ostrich legs.
Shut up.
Is this Orb™ holding you hostage?

French: 
(Ze Poing Qui Vole)
(Musique jazz)
Tom, est-ce que tu as vu le chat ? Il ne répond pas à son téléphone et-
(Ashens halète)
(Ashens s'étouffe)
Euh, c'était bizarre.
(Ashens halète)
Qu- Qu- Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
C'est ma nouvelle tasse.
Non, ça.
Oh, ouais. Ça c'est l'Orbe.
(Crissement)
D'où elle vient ?
Elle vient du Trou.
 
Une chose à la fois. Qu'est-ce que l'Orbe fait ici ?
Tout ce qu'elle veut.
Est-ce que tout va bien ?
Euh, ça dépend.
Dépend de quoi ?
De l'Orbe. 
(Crissement)
(Pop)
Tom, il te manque une jambe.
C'est pas grave. Je ne m'en servait pas.
(Pop)
Tu n'as plus de jambes maintenant.
Et bien, tu sais ce qu'on dit ... "Pourquoi avoir des jambes alors que tu pourrais ne pas en avoir ?"
(Pop)
Tu vois ! Tout va bien.
Euh, maintenant tu as des jambes d'autruche.
Ferme-la.
Est-ce que cette Orbe te retient prisonnier ?

English: 
No... I love... Orb™
(Actual Sound of Spiders Screaming)
(Pop 4: Nobody Wanted This)
Uragh! That is blood.
So, what? The Orb™ changes stuff?
Changed my life.
So, what was this?
That was the cat's bed.
And this?
Cat's collar.
And... this?
That was the cat.
DUN!
DUUN!
(The Sound of All Your Hopes And Dreams Dying)
No, I mean the photo is of the cat.
Oooh!
(Oh, bloody hell it's a mug)
After it was turned into a mug.
(Sexy Gasp 3: Honey, I Mug'd The Cat)
(Bloke Choke)
Why does that keep happening?
It's not a big deal. 
Uragh! That's definitely cat's blood.
We have to destroy The Orb™
(The Sound of An Actual Genocide)
Destroy The Orb™? Don't you see? The Orb™ is our lives now.
To destroy The Orb™ would to be destroy our very purpose.
So, if we wish to live long, meaningful lives The Orb™ must not be destroyed.
What if I use this dart?
(The Sound of Civilizations Collapsing)
(Pop goes The Orb™)
Well, guess that's over.

French: 
Non ... J'aime ... L'Orbe.
(Crissement)
(Pop)
Uragh! C'est du sang.
Et alors ? L'Orbe change des trucs ?
Elle a changé ma vie.
Donc, qu'est-ce que c'était ?
C'était le lit du chat.
Et ça ?
Le collier du chat. 
Et ... ça ?
C'était le chat.
DUN!
DUUN!
(Crissement)
Non, je veux dire, la photo est du chat.
Oooh!
 
Après qu'il a été transformé en tasse.
(Ashens halète)
(Ashens s'étouffe)
Pourquoi est-ce que ça continue d'arriver ?
C'est pas grand chose. 
Uragh! C'est définitivement du sang de chat.
On doit détruire l'Orbe.
(Crissement)
Détruire l'Orbe ? Tu ne vois pas ? 
L'Orbe est nos vies maintenant.
Détruire L'Orbe reviendrait à détruire notre propre but.
Donc si on veut vivre une vie longue et significative
l'Orbe ne doit pas être détruite.
Et si j'utilise cette flechette ?
(Crissement)
(Pop)
Bon, j'imagine que c'est fini.

English: 
No... I love... Orb
(Screeching)
(Pop)
Uragh! That is blood.
So, what? The Orb changes stuff?
Changed my life.
So, what was this?
That was the cat's bed.
And this?
Cat's collar.
And... this?
That was the cat.
DUN!
DUUN!
(Screeching)
No, I mean the photo is of the cat.
Oooh!
 
After it was turned into a mug.
(Ashens gasps)
(Ashens chokes)
Why does that keep happening?
It's not a big deal. 
Uragh! That's definitely cat's blood.
We have to destroy The Orb
(Screeching)
Destroy The Orb? Don't you see? 
The Orb is our lives now.
To destroy The Orb would to be 
destroy our very purpose.
So, if we wish to live long, meaningful lives
The Orb must not be destroyed.
What if I use this dart?
(Screeching)
(Pop)
Well, guess that's over.

French: 
Ouais ... Enfin, sauf pour le reste.
(Cris / lasers / explosions)
(Ashes halète puis s'étouffe)
BON SANG! C'EST QUOI QUI N'ARRÊTE PAS DE VOLER DANS MA BOUCHE ?!
De bébés Orbes.
Des bébés quoi ?
(Explosion sanglante)
Tout va bien ...
(Boit en faisant du bruit)
(Crissement)
C'est toujours du sang.
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English: 
Yeah... Well, except for  the rest.
(Millions of lives being destroyed by countless
orbs exploding their puny bodies)
(Attention Seeking)
DAMN IT! WHAT KEEPS FLYING INTO MY MOUTH?!
Baby Orbs™
Baby what?
(Pop goes the Ashens™)
This is fine...
(Sip)
(A Calm Quiet Ocean Breeze)
That is still blood.
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English: 
Yeah... Well, except for  the rest.
(screaming / lasers / explosions)
(Ashes gasps then chokes)
DAMN IT! WHAT KEEPS FLYING INTO MY MOUTH?!
Baby Orbs
Baby what?
(bloody explosion)
This is fine...
(slurping)
(screeching)
That is still blood.
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