Greetings Pokefans!
Michael here.
So my throat still isn’t back to 100%, and
because of that, I have drank more hot tea
in the last week than I have in my entire
life up to this point.
It’s untealeafable.
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But now onto the video!
For today’s Top 10 video, I decided to do
something a bit different.
There are Pokémon in the world that are really
cute and you want to snuggle up to them.
There are others that are really cool that
you’d want to ride gloriously into battle
with.
However, there are some that you wouldn’t
want to touch with a ten foot pole.
So today, I’m going to be counting down
the Top 10 Most Disgusting Pokémon.
Now just because a Pokémon is on this list
doesn’t mean that I dislike it.
A lot of these I actually like a lot as drawings
or images on a screen, but in real life?
These are all Pokémon that I’d want to
keep my distance from and probably try not
to look at.
So be sure to leave a like and subscribe if
you haven’t, and without further ado, here
are the Top 10 Most disgusting Pokémon.
Number 10 - Koffing/Weezing
I put both Koffing and Weezing here because
they’re here for the exact same reason:
their gas.
Koffing and Weezing are both germ-shaped balloons
filled with almost nothing but toxic, foul-smelling
gases that have the potential to explode.
They’re essentially fart bombs.
Which is gross.
Now while stinky gases are gross, I personally
decided to keep them lower on this list since
while foul gases aren’t pleasant, there’s
other substances out there that I personally
think are much more nauseating and unpleasant
to deal with.
In simpler terms, farts can be funny, while
most of the other things these Pokémon create
or do are not.
Number 9 - Latios
Just kidding.
Number 9 - Lickilicky
Remember how I said that I didn’t necessarily
dislike the Pokémon on this list?
Well...I dislike Lickilicky.
A lot.
I discussed in my Top 5 Worst Original 151
Pokémon video that Lickitung is a poor design
and really uncomfortable, and Lickilicky is
just an advanced version of that.
But what makes Lickilicky gross isn’t the
fact that it’s a stupid design.
It’s the fact that its giant tongue is just
hanging out all the time, getting drool and
saliva everywhere.
I personally am not a fan of having super
slobbery dogs lick me in the face, and Lickilicky
would be five times worse than that...and
it would make me numb!
Lickilicky isn’t that high on this list
though because after all, humans exchange
spit on a regular basis.
But I still don’t want one getting anywhere
near me.
Number 8 - Galvantula
Admittedly if a cockroach Pokémon existed,
that one would be in this spot, but since
there isn’t, a spider is next up, because
spiders are still gross and unsettling.
And the fact that Galvantula is a giant yellow
one makes it so much worse than any regular
spider.
Could you imagine waking up and looking over
the side of your bed to see this thing crawling
around?
No way man.
That’s terrifying and nasty.
Also I should mention that I chose Galvantula
over Ariados here because Galvantula is covered
in hair, and in my opinion, hairy spiders
are grosser than non-hairy ones.
The non-hairy ones are just plain terrifying.
Number 7 - Sliggoo
I’ve said before that middle evolutions
are oftentimes the awkward puberty stage of
a Pokémon, being halfway between cute and
badass.
Sliggoo is a prime example of this.
Goomy is a really cute blob, and Goodra is
a cute yet strong-looking dragon slug thing.
But Sliggoo just looks goofy and gross.
But the main reason Sliggoo is gross isn’t
because it looks gross, but because it’s
covered in and constantly secreting slime.
Everywhere this thing goes, it leaves a trail
of slime that just gets everywhere.
It seems to have less control over its oozing
than its other evolutions, so if you’re
anywhere near one you’re likely to get covered
in slime that can supposedly dissolve anything.
Imagine being in an area that Sliggoo has
slithered all over, with goo all over the
place and everything half dissolved.
That’s disgusting.
Number 6 - Skuntank
First off, look at this sprite.
That’s weird and pretty gross.
But that’s not the only gross thing about
Skuntank.
Being based off skunks, Skuntank has the ability
to shoot a very stinky fluid from its tail...and
it can shoot that fluid up to 160 ft.
Obviously this foul-smelling fluid is pretty
gross, but the fact that it has the ability
to just fire it off all over the place in
a 160 ft radius means that area of land could
be left uninhabitable for a long time because
the stench is just too disgusting.
Number 5 - Victreebel
At first glance, Victreebel isn’t particularly
repulsive.
It’s an intense-looking pitcher plant with
leaf hands and angry eyes.
But what makes Victreebel disgusting is what
you can’t see just from glancing at it.
Victreebel swallows prey whole and melts them...bones
and all.
Obviously that’s disgusting, but what makes
Victreebel exceptionally disgusting is that
if you just peer over the top of it, you can
look in there and see all of its partially
digested food just sloshing around.
I don’t even want to think about what that
would look like, because I am certain it would
be horrifyingly gross.
Number 4 - Cradily
You know how I was talking about how it’s
gross that you can look into the top of a
Victreebel and probably see its partially
digested prey?
Well it turns out that Cradily has a good
amount in common with Victreebel, since both
are grass type Pokémon that melt their prey.
However, Cradily is a step up from Victreebel
on the disgusting meter, since Cradily doesn’t
do the digesting inside a pitcher that you
can only see into on the top.
Cradily actually secretes digestive fluids
from its phallic tentacles and melts its prey
outside of its body before eating it.
So if you happen to be near a Cradily as it’s
feeding, you’re going to witness a terrifyingly
disgusting scene in plain sight.
Number 3 - Swalot
Swalot is similar in grossness to Victreebel
and Cradily because it also digests its prey
all at once by just melting them.
But I’d argue Swalot is grosser due to its method of eating.
Victreebel’s prey just goes in the top of
it.
Cradily wraps its prey up.
But Swalot just shoves its prey in its mouth.
Have you ever seen a snake trying to eat prey
larger in diameter than itself?
It’s gross, so just imagine Swalot trying to do that,
And at the same time Swalot’s stomach acids would probably
leak out since its entire body is its stomach,
so just think about what that would look like.
In addition to all that, Swalot sweats.
It sweats poison.
This thing will be scarfing down prey, digesting
it along the way, while a toxic fluid secretes
from its pores.
That is straight up nasty.
Number 2 - Muk
It is a pile of sludge, which is obviously
pretty gross.
In fact, it’s so sludgy and liquidy that
it’s got that one strand connecting across
its mouth, which makes it look even nastier.
But Muk isn’t just a gross looking pile
of, well, muck.
It smells absolutely rancid, or as the Pokedex
describes it, nose-bendingly horrible.
Muk smells so bad that the Pokedex had to
make up a phrase to describe it.
Muk also just causes death around it.
Plants that it touches die, and anyone who
touches one can be poisoned terribly.
Although apparently Professor Oak is immune
to that.
But regardless, this thing slides around,
killing every plant it touches and leaving
a horrible smell.
That leads to a pretty disgusting scene.
Alolan Muk isn’t as gross as regular Muk
in my opinion, mainly since it no longer smells
bad due to storing toxins in its body.
Plus solidified toxins tend to be a lot less
gross than liquid or gaseous ones.
But even so, seeing any kind of sentient pile
of goo is sure to make me feel pretty disgusted.
Number 1 - Garbodor
Garbodor has gotten a lot of criticism for
being the garbage Pokémon, and whether or
not you think it’s a good idea, you have
to acknowledge that the concept is just gross.
This whole thing’s body is garbage.
Think about what you throw away.
Tissues covered in boogers, rancid rotten
eggs, dog poop?
All of that and more is part of Garbodor’s
body.
That’s disgusting.
But not only that, this thing takes the garbage
it’s absorbed and creates poisonous, terrible
smelling liquids and gases that it either
shoots out of its hand or, somewhat poetically,
belches.
Everything about Garbodor’s body and activities
is just plain nasty, and it definitely deserves
its spot as the grossest Pokémon of all time.
So there we have it!
Those are the Top 10 Most Disgusting Pokémon.
Just make sure you remember, that even if
a Pokémon is gross, that doesn’t mean it
doesn’t deserve your love.
Unless it’s Lickilicky.
Screw Lickilicky.
What did you think of this video?
Do you agree with my list?
What are some other Pokémon you think are
gross?
Let me know in the comments below!
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