One time I went shopping. You ever do this? I went shopping and I had no money and I forgot. 
You ever done that? Like, you ever just forget you're broke and like go eat a meal or something? 
Then you realize, ah, whoops. 
And I went like big shop-. I went to this department store and got like a fuckin' electric toothbrush and all that stuff. 
And the guy goes, $85. 
And I was, like. I don't have any money. 
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And he's, like, well, you don't have enough? 
No, I don't have any. 
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And where do you go from there, really? 
What's the next step from that? 
He didn't know either. He's, like, uh, you wanna put some items back, is that what you're saying? 
Put'em all back, I think. 
Gotta keep marking the price down'til you hit zero.
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'Cause that's what I got on me. 
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What do you do? Where do you, I didn't know how to leave, even. 
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Like, alright, well, I'm all, okay, I'm all set, um. I enjoyed pickin' this stuff out, anyway. 
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What do you do? 
You ever been that embarrassed in front of other people that you think, there's no way they're not gonna hate you for the rest of their lives? 
You ever just think you might as well just tell cocksucker, and run out the door? 
Like, that might be the only way to save face.
Just go, that's not aaah. 
Cuz at least that's what they'll remember about you. 
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