Welcome, dear fans, to Ask a Monkeyologist™, with me, Doctor Gustav von Schni-
STOP HACKING MY SCRIPTS!
Stop making your passwords so easy to guess.
You are the reason why aliens don't visit us!
You are the reason they left in the first place!
BAH! First question!
Well, my friend...
You are a long time fan, I know you. And I can tell you that it's all about the interaction.
You know what they say: If you talk to clouds, that is cute.
If clouds talk to you, that is psychosis!
Also, if you keep hearing voices, just ask them about their darkest fetishes...
They'll shut up after that!
Oh, really?! Well... What is YOUR darkest fetish, Gusta-
You have 12 seconds to find it before it rains...
...bananas....?
Very good, Tabstis! You are my favorite question asker! Aaaaaah hi hi hi hi hi! Very good, Tabstis!
Please stop sending me bomb bananas... ON THAT NOTE, please stop sending me bombs ALL TOGETHER!
Serves you right! Next question...
I like how you use the punctuation...
"Who is your favorite" what?!
Who's your favorite Pokemon™?!
Who is your favorite... movie star...?
Quantum physicist...?
Porn actress~?
Gustav...
I'm YOUR favorite porn actress....?!?!?
What, NO!
Is this YOUR darkest fetish?!
Stop it!
This questions makes no sense...
This universe is weird!
Dear Rusty... Try again...
Next question...
My worst nightmare...
His darkest fetish...
NO!
Uh, dear mister........... Trump...?
Try again!
Why is it so hard for people to know how to ask a bloody question right?!
Oh, I got one!
Yes. Yes. No. The end.
What?! You can't answer the man like that!
Dear audience, send in your questions! Have a good day!
Dear James... In life, there are many answers to many-
Write your questions below...above... Good day!
James... A bunny is not like a monkey... Then again, most bunnies tell lies...
So if you really think about it...
...never cross a monkey...
...with your darkest fetishes!
What, NOOOOOOO!
They will never know~
