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>> James: MANCHESTER UNITED IS
ONE OF THE MOST DECORATED
FOOTBALL CLUBS IN THE WORLD, SO
I WAS REALLY EXCITED WHEN I
HEARD THEY WERE COMING TO L.A.
FOR THEIR PRESEASON TOUR.
AND THEN JOSE MOURINHO CALLS ME
UP AND SAYS LOOK AT OUR
SCHEDULE, REAL MADRID.
NONE OF THE TEAMS WILL GIVE ME A
REAL TEST.
I WAS LIKE, I HATE YOU BUDDY.
LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
>> I DON'T KNOW JAMES CORDEN.
CERTAINLY I NEVER SPOKE TO HIM
ON THE PHONE.
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>> James: OK, GUYS.
MAN UNITED, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
TEAMS IN THE WORLD, OK?
FRANKLY, THESE TEAMS YOU'VE BEEN
PLAYING AREN'T UP TO YOUR
STANDARDS, ALL RIGHT?
I'VE GOT A TEAM WHO I THINK
COULD GET YOU READY FOR THE
PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON, OK?
THEY'RE YOUNG.
THEY'RE HUNGRY.
I MEAN THOSE BOTH VERY
LITERALLY.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE "LATE LATE
SHOW" FOOTBALL CLUB.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF TRAINING --
OH, IT LOOKS CUTE AND FUNNY BUT
BELIEVE ME, THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
>> WHERE DID THEY GET 100 KIDS
FROM?
>> James: THEY THINK 100 KIDS
IS UNFAIR BUT ACTUALLY WEIGHT
WISE, IT'S ACTUALLY ONLY 40
ADULTS.
WHICH STILL IS UNFAIR.
GUYS, THIS IS MANCHESTER UNITED.
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN THE
WORLD YOU SHOW THEM ANY RESPECT
FROM THIS MOMENT ON, IT'S DO OR
DIE.
"LATE LATE SHOW" LET'S GET
READY.
IF MAN UNITED IS GOLIATH IN THIS
MATCHUP, WE'RE DEFINITELY THE
DAVIDS.
IN FACT, WE HAVE LIKE 17 DAVIDS
ON OUR TEAM.
WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LOS
ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WHERE THE
MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED IS SET
TO FACE-OFF AGAINST JAMES CORDEN
AND HIS "LATE LATE SHOW"
FOOTBALL CLUB.
TODAY'S MATCH PROVES TO BE AN
INTERESTING BATTLE OF QUALITY
VERSUS QUANTITY WITH MANCHESTER
UNITED FIELDING THREE
PROFESSIONALS AGAINST 100 KIDS.
THEY SAY THEY'RE MAN UNITED.
IF THEY'RE THAT UNITED, WHY IS
IT ONLY THREE PLAYERS TURNED UP?
>> CORDEN'S ADORABLE PACK OF RUG
RATS HAS YET TO FACE AN OPPONENT
LIKE THIS OR ANY OPPONENT FOR
THAT MATTER.
JOSE MOURINHO, WON 25 TROPHIES
WITH FIVE CLUBS INCLUDING TWO
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TITLES.
THERE'S JAMES CORDEN, ALSO A
MAN.
AND WE'RE OFF.
MATTER TAKES A TOUCH.
GIVES IT TO SMALLEY.
HERRERA.
NUMBER 29 INTERCEPTS IT AND
TAKES A HOT AND OH, MATTER
DEFLECTS IT OVER THE CROSSBAR.
THAT'S AN EARLY CHANCE MISS FOR
"THE LATE LATE SHOW" I WONDER IF
THEY'LL LIVE TO REGRET THAT.
>> GOOD EFFORT.
GOOD EFFORT.
GOOD EFFORT.
>> MATTA BOOTS TO DOWN MIDFIELD
TO SMALLEY WHO GETS CONTROL.
HE'S GOT 20 BOYS AND GIRLS OF
ALL AGES AROUND HIM.
HE'S COMPLETELY SURROUNDED NOW
WITH NO ROOM TO BREATHE IT LOOKS
LIKE A MOSH PETE IN A RAFI
CONCERT.
MATA TAKES THE FREE KICK AND
GETS TO HERRERA.
TAKES HIS SHOT.
INCREDIBLE SAVE BY ONE OF "THE
LATE LATE SHOW'S" GOALKEEPERS.
THEY HAVE A COMBINED AGE OF 60
YEARS.
MANCHESTER UNITED BACK ON
ATTACK.
SMALLEY TRYING TO CREATE A BIT
OF SPACE.
A BEAUTIFUL CROSS BY SMALLEY.
MATA IS IN POSITION.
TAKES A SHOT.
THE BALL SAILS RIGHT IN.
BEAUTIFUL GOAL.
1-NIL TO MANCHESTER UNITED.
THE BIG THUMBS DOWN FROM THE
KIDS.
MOST OF WHOM ARE STILL CRANKY
FROM SKIPPING THEIR NAP.
"LATE LATE SHOW" WITH
POSSESSION.
HERRERA.
HERRERA TAKES IT.
OH, THAT FROM HERRERA, HE'S
LOOKING FOR A CARD.
HE WON'T GET ONE.
LET'S SEE IF THE KIDS COULD
CAPITALIZE ON THIS AND, OH, THEY
DO.
>> James: YES!
YES!
>> BUT WAY, JOSE MOURINHO IS
APPEALING FOR HOFF SIDES.
THE GOAL HAS BEEN DISALLOWED AS
17 PLAYERS WERE STRAIGHT OFF
SIDE.
>> James: OFF SIDE?
HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL OFF SIDE?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE THE MANAGERS
ARE SUBBING THEMSELVES IN.
MOURINHO WILL TAKE THE GOAL.
JAMES CORDEN WILL FOLLOW SUIT.
HE'LL BE THE 23RD DEFENDER.
LET'S SEE HOW MANCHESTER UNITED
WILL HANDLE THE MAN CHILD FROM
HIGH WICKHAM.
>> I'M AFRAID TO HURT THE KIDS
BUT NOT AFRAID TO HURT JAMES.
>> HE TRIES TO BOX OUT SMALLEY.
>> James: MARK YOUR MAN.
>> THERE'S THE CORNER FROM MATA.
HERRERA.
SMALLEY THREADS JUST OVER THE
CROSSBAR.
LUCKY FOR MANCHESTER UNITED.
>> KEEPER.
>> IT'S CORDEN SURGING UP THE
WING AS HE BARKS OUT ORDERS.
>> TAKE HIM OUT.
TAKE HIM OUT!
>> VERY UNSPORTSMANLIKE!
AND THAT IS A BIT OF A SAD SIGHT
THERE.
HE MAY BE WONDERING WHAT ON
EARTH HE DID TO GET SUBBED.
CHILD PASSES IT TO ANOTHER CHILD
WHO KNOCKS IT PASSED MOURINHO TO
ANOTHER CHILD AND HE SCORES!
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THE "LATE LATE SHOW "LIKEWISE
EQUALIZE AND JUST LIKE THAT,
THEY'RE RIGHT BACK IN THE GAME.
>> James: GREAT GOAL!
>> THAT IS A STAGGERING BLOW TO
MANCHESTER UNITED, A TEAM OF
HIGHLY-PAID PROFESSIONAL
FOOTBALLER WHO HAS GAVE UP A GET
TO SOMEONE WHO STILL CAN'T -- A
GOAL TO SOMEONE WHO STILL CAN'T
TIE HIS SHOE LAISES.
JOEY GOES LONG TO MIDFIELD.
HE TURNS AND PASSES TO HERRERA.
HE'S GOT ROOM.
TAKES HIS MAN.
RUNS INTO TROUBLE.
SMALLEY BACK.
TAKES THE SHOT.
OFF THE CROSSBAR.
BOOM, SPECTACULAR OVERHEAD KICK.
HITS THE BACK OF THE NET.
THAT'S THE LAST MOVE OF THE
GAME.
THEY SNATCH IT.
IT'S HEARTBREAK FOR "THE LATE
LATE SHOW FC" THAT LOOSES 2-1 TO
MANCHESTER UNITED.
MANCHESTER UNITED CELEBRATING
THEIR VICTORY ALONG WITH SOME OF
THE CHILDREN WHO SEEM TO BE AS
HAPPY AS THEY ARE.
THIS HAS SURELY GOT TO BE ONE OF
THE MOST CONFUSING GAMES IN THE
HISTORY OF FOOTBALL.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>> James: MY HUGE THANKS TO
JOSE
MOURINHO AND MANCHESTER UNITED!
WATCH MORE FROM THE UNITED
PLAYERS AND SEE MATCH HIGHLIGHTS
WHEN THE NEW FOOTBALL SEASON
STARTS ON FRIDAY ON THE M.U.T.V.
APP AND MUTV.COM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
