-Our first player from
the Chicago Bears is Eric Kush,
who was voted most likely
to open a can of beer
by squeezing it.
[ Imitates explosion ]
Next up from the Bears
is Patrick Scales.
He was voted most likely
to be the love child
of Ed Sheeran and a ghost.
Pretty pale.
Next up from Chicago,
we have Ben Braunecker.
He was voted most likely
to hit puberty during halftime.
[ Laughter, applause ]
"43, 21, hike. Oh, 21!
[ Clears throat ]"
Next up from the Rams
is Justin Lawler.
He was voted most likely
to cut his own hair
using a cereal bowl
and a knife.
[ Laughter, applause ]
Next from the Bears
is Kylie Fitts.
He was voted most likely to get
tackled by his own eyebrows.
[ Laughter ]
-Wow.
-Next up for the Bears
is Daniel Brown.
He was voted
most likely to co-host
"Weekend Update
with Michael Che".
Hey, hey. That's good.
Next up out of Chicago,
we have Pat O'Donnell.
He was voted most likely
to be the guy
your mom still asks about
even though you broke up
four years ago.
"How is that
Pat O'Donnell doing?"
For L.A., we have Matt Longacre.
He was voted
most likely to be the guy
your mom never asks about
even though
you just broke up yesterday.
It's like...
"Good riddance". Pshew!
Finally, from Chicago,
we have Cody Parkey.
He was voted shelfiest elf.
There you go, guys!
There's your NFL superlatives!
