While I excel at the mind, my body remains frail, and mind without body is nothing.
But soon, this strength serum will increase my body's mass by 130%.
(grunting)
(Norbert's Mom)
Honey, do you need a laxative?
No, mom, no laxative.
I prefer...revenge.
You guys hear somethin'?
Oh my God, it's a frickin' monster!
Come back here, you fool!
Don't hurt me!
Why not?
Two months ago YOU punched ME.
I thought I'd return the favor.
N-no man, d-don't...don't! Argh!
Let's see who's next on the checklist.
Ahh, yes, Brandon McBride.
He called me “four eyes” a couple years ago.
(straining)
(Carl)
Hospital says he'll recover; it'll just be a long, painful process.
So that's why Norbert didn't kill him.
He wants all his victims to suffer.
What are we gonna do, Professor? He's too strong to stop!
If Norbert is as strong, and large, as you say
any conventional weapon we use will just bounce right off.
Then we'll just have to think outside the box...
What about inside?
Pardon?
Wiglaf's still in the freezer, remember?
What if we let him possess one of us?
I don't like that idea, not one bit.
While, true, Wiglaf could possibly defeat Norbert.
We'd have a rampaging Viking ghost to deal with afterward.
But if we let Norbert go, he's not going to stop.
He's gonna come after us, next.
Why does it have to be me?
Because out of everyone, you have the worst grades.
B-but, come on! I was a member of the Epsilon Vega Lambda fraternity!
And we all know how THAT turned out.
Now just drink the milkshake and get possessed already!
Here goes...
(Wiglaf)
Yes, drink. Drink!
(laughing)
(Wiglaf's voice)
Free at last, once again!
Here, Wiglaf. Eat these donuts.
(eating)
Now, to destroy you all!
Not so fast, Wiglaf. We have a proposition for you.
Wiglaf doesn't talk. Wiglaf destroys!
Exactly, and we have a strong opponent for you to destroy.
So, baby, what do you think of my physique?
I think you're totally gross.
Come on, girls, let's buy something.
Fine by me, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
(grunt)
Mmm, fish. That sounds good.
Roger? How the hell did you...
Liz, Carl, get everyone to safety.
Wait, you're not Roger.
I am Wiglaf. Here to crush you!
Is that so...
Now, I'm mad.
(panting)
You are not as strong as I thought.
Wanna bet?
I still have more strength serum.
Just need to...
Ahh, there.
You are bigger, but not stronger.
Know, what? You're really PISSING me off.
I'll just inject the whole thing, see how you like THAT.
(straining)
Oh shit!
Ohh...what...oh my...ow...
Eww!
Eww!
Oh...God.
Eww...
Just as I thought. You are a weakling.
Now!
Argh! What sorcery is this!
I'd like to introduce you to 150,000 volts of electricity.
No, stop...the pain...the pain!
Let go of Roger's body and go back into the milkshake.
No...never!
Just let him go, Wiglaf.
And go back into isolation?
No, never!
(scream)
The choice is yours.
Fine, fine! I'll do it.
No more pain!
Roger?
(Roger's voice)
Why do I feel like crap?
Holy crap!
(vomits)
(Wiglaf)
You caught me off guard this time.
But next time I will be ready.
Yes, there will come a time when you will need me again.
And when that happens--
Shut up, Wiglaf.
(Wiglaf)
I will be ready...
