Umm, if you really want like a good intro,
just mute yourself on discord. Okay. I can
mute myself on discord. I'm gonna mute myself. Okay, you there? Hello? You there?
Make sure to unmute. Unmute? Should I unmute now? This is his first game in like... a while. Should I unmute? No. Okay, whatever.
Alright, so, hello everybody this is Hegelund Gamer joining murpnarfcocacola or murpnarfcop or
V or Charlene Wilson or whatever... and
this is my first time in a while playing
Fortnite. I havn't played it for several
months, so V is re-introducing me to
the game. Holy cow... Make sure to unmute! Is this good graphics, or is this how it always looked?
Oh, are you recording now? Yes. And can they hear me? Yes. I'm sorry, I ruined everything!
All you need to do do is just get a gun, and then you can kill yourself to the storm. What, am I trying to kill myself?
I mean, you probably already heard everything I said to M. Kind of.
Basically, the goal of the game is to kill their giant burgur head. Oh boy!
And their goal is to kill out giant tomato head. Interesting
Oh yeah, I have this acheivment to destroy chairs... It's kind of a weird acheivment.
It's taking me a long time to die. I'm just mining resources I
I just embarrassed myself in front of my
viewers! I tried to mine a bush and it
didn't work! Embarrasing yourself in front of viewers is what youtube is made for. I mean,
have you watched Logan Paul? No. We are going to whoop them. Because we are
awesome. The barrier is down! Protect your restaurant! Wait what? Protect my
restaurant... Interesting. I'm being shot at!
Die die die die! Somebody Who ever is
shooting at me,
just die! I'm dead.
So, the people with the balloons on their head are bad guys? No the people with burgers on their heads.
Okay, this is pretty laggy. Ow! I'm dead again. Of course I'm stuck in the room with the gas. I just love to be stuck in the room with the gas.
Okay, time to do some building. Okay, there... we... go...
let's see... how do I play this game... I died of fall damage... wow...
How do know who are my friends? Your friends have little arrows above their heads, and also their red. Because it's a tomato.
Okay
this pretty laggy. Okay, in fact, I'm gonna get
back when I've changed the graphics and
it's less laggy. Oh boy it's already
pretty low and I can't turn down the
frames per second
oh wait I can't turn down the resolution
maybe oh it's not as nice... Yeah it's not
nice enough. I'm gonna turn it up a
little. I don't like it to be laggy
I'm actually shooting someone. Hey, did I just kill someone? I just realized I have a potion. I'm standing wide open wide open, which
is not smart. I just realized that I'm
running around like a nube wide open. Of course I missed all my SMG shots!
I'm gonna turn the graphics back down.
Time to kill some people! Or at least try
to kill some people. Where are there
people... Oh, there are people in front of
me really close to me. I am nervous. I'm
doing pretty bad, and there are traps.
oh wait, that's it that's a friend.
Oops, I'm shooting at a friend. Hello there!
There is my tomato. All right... Hey dude, this guy is a frostbite. Hey frostbite, hey I'm a frostbite. There I go again...
hey we're winning by like 3%, oh no! It's a 50%!
Oh wait that's my friend. Sorry, sorry
friend!
I suppose I could get into this thing
and see how it works.
E... Where is everybody?
I see somebody! I'm sorry, are you trying to play the game? Not on my watch, you're not, streamer by the way! Oh yep, I just
got shot out of nowhere. I was assuming
that was gonna happen. I'm gonna kill
somebody. For once I'm actually gonna
kill someone. okay I'm going to. I'm
actually gonna kill someone. Attack! I'm missing all my shots! Of course I am!
Boop boop. Take that! oh, nevermind.
Would you like some assistance?
Do you need any help? I'll come help. Me? nah.
Okay there we go. I managed to pick
up a couple of bullets. I don't have very
much ammo.
Well, the way you get ammo is killing people.
yeah so that's kind of out of the
question.
You see what I mean?
