Civ Preezy, baby
A millionaire, I’m a law prof millionaire
And I have phenomenal hair
Asian art collection’s rare
More enlightened than Voltaire
I kinda look like a Maltese
Wright Miller’s my treatise
I talk $&amp;;!% to Scalia cuz I rule the legal scene
From my prime brownstone,  I only teach part-time
I’m the judge of Miller’s Court and that’s why I’m such baller
Dumbest student that I teach is a Rhodes sch sch sch scholar
Harold Koh, John Sexton, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s daughter
All the Civ Pro that they know, you 
 know, is only 'cause I taught it
I told Harvard, “Hahaha; you can’t have me nor can stop me”
'Cause I write my own rules, if I 
 don’t have one, I ad hoc it
First I scared ‘em then I taught ‘em, 
 any law prof I will top ‘em
'Cause my students dance and sing when I teach the Erie Doctrine
That’s why I’m A. Mill
Yeah! My Emmy is here, my R.A. is there
No one’s life can be compared
With mine, it’s not fair.
Hanky in my pocket square
Scott Turow made me Perini
My T.A.s coffee me when I’m teaching  Civ Preezy
I’m a writer, I’m a host, I’m a legendary prof, son
You might have the treatise, but I’m its @*!(#  author
Author, Arthur--no I’m not that Arthur!
If my life’s a movie, you know it’d win an Oscar
I make a noise that’s high pitch (Hmmm?!), tell students “Be quiet"
I’m an expert on what’s private
I love watching Yankees pitch
Have you seen CC pitch?
Yeah, not from my seats, kid
All my students clerk, yeah, on the Second Circuit
Haha, yeah, sonny that’s so rich
All your law profs might be called "Esquire"
But I am a Commander of the British Empire
A. Mill
I'm slick, 'cause I got all As
And my firm's ''sick''
Wikipedia pic
My eyebrows: thick
That’s why, prick- A. Mill
A. Miiilll
