Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Meme Masti.
[Bruh Sound Effect #2]
[Nokia Arabic ringtone plays]
"So, how are you guys?"
Hello everybody, welcome to the
Indian version of meme review,
where we'll be reviewing Indian memes,
and not Pakistani memes. Okay?
The memes you're gonna see today
are not the mainstream ones. Okay?
They are off-beat memes.
India has a very talented meme culture,
and we'll be exploring that meme
culture in this video. Okay?
We're going to take a look at some of
the best memes in the past one month,
and we are going to start...
with my favourite meme-
Lenovo Horse.
[horse neighs]
Lenovo Horse.
The first rule of Meme Masti
club is- Don't ask context.
What if...
Just imagine, guys. Stop whatever work
you're doing and imagine with me, okay?
What if Lenovo...
You know Lenovo.
Lenovo laptops, right?
Lenovo + Horse?
[snickers]
Lenovo + Horse = Lenovo Horse.
[laughs]
Screw Pickle Rick. This is
the funniest shit I've ever seen.
This is the epitome of technological
advancement in the 21ˢᵗ century, okay?
"Top 5 best laptops under 30,000."
Oh, my God! Even Geeky Ranjit is
recommending a Lenovo Horse.
What do I do now?
What? Lenovo Horse
explained Dhruv Rathee?
Dhruv Rathee, we do not need your
analysis on Lenovo Horse, okay?
Please. These liberals suck
the fun out of everything.
Shi. Huh. Huh.
It is that a horse on a Lenovo?
[chuckles]
As you see, this meme is only
for alpha males, okay?
If you're beta, gamma, or X-ray,
please unsubscribe, okay?
I'm kidding.
It's a joke. Don't unsubscribe.
Lenovo Horse.
[snickers]
"Does it even make sense?"
Hey, who said it, huh? Of course
it makes sense. Yes. See.
There's a horse. There's a Lenovo.
Lenovo Horse! [laughs]
"Hello, friends. I am Kid Obama."
Okay, Kid Obama to the rescue.
Hello, Kid Obama.
"And I've come to teach you about the
 most catastrophic humour of this age."
"This meme can only be
understood by top tier memers."
Kid Obama is right.
Thank you, Kid Obama.
Meme Masti club has no
reservation system, okay?
In this club, only top tier
memers are allowed. Okay?
"If your girl is dark brown,
runs fast..."
"and is capable of carrying out extremely
high-powered computing tasks..."
"then that's not your girl.
That's Lenovo Horse‽"
What?
That means...
Timothy is a Lenovo Horse?
"No, you cannot make memes that
are unrelatable and out of context."
"Haha. Lenovo Horse
goes clip clop."
Come on, guys. This is 2020,
and relatable humour is cringe, okay?
Who even makes relatable humour?
Rickshawali?
We don't ride Rickshaws.
We ride Lenovo Horses.
[horse neighs]
We ride Lenovo Horses.
[Nokia Arabic ringtone plays]
"Cock and ball torture, from Wikipedia."
Guys, I was waiting for
the lockdown to be over.
And it's extended again. Huh?
I'm waiting to order
my Lenovo Horse, guys.
I'm going to order the most
expensive Lenovo Horse, okay?
With the most horsepower. And I'd play
Red Dead Redemption II on it.
But I'm afraid I'd not get one
because they will be sold out.
Lenovo Horse's demand
has gone up so much
that if you go to Lenovo's
official Instagram page,
you'd see all of them asking
about Lenovo Horse.
Okay, that's it for Lenovo Horse.
Lenovo Hose meme gets a...
uh...
Guys, tbh honest, I don't think
I should rate memes, okay?
I don't think memes should be rated,
because every meme is special, guys.
Humour is subjective.
Every meme has its own specialty.
I don't think we should rate memes.
We should just appreciate memes, okay?
I ain't doing any rating.
[shooes]
♪ Bitch, lasagna.
Bitch, lasagna. ♪
"Doubt everything. Find your
own light." - Buddha.
"The important thing is to not
stop questioning." - Albert Einstein.
"Question everything. Learn something.
Answered nothing."
I don't know who this is.
All the greats in the world have always
told us to question something,
and that is why this next
meme is my favorite.
"Our country economy is f**ked."
Really? "lol xD, how do I know?"
Huh?
If our economy really was that bad, then how did
the demand for Lenovo Horse rise? Huh?
Bullshit.
Ninjas be like, "I eat Bikaji
Bhujia 7 days a week."
Really?
"lol xD, how do I know?"
[Amitabh Bachchan Bhujia ad]
How do I know?
Where's the proof?
That is what I like about this meme.
This meme questions reality.
When someone talks bullshit to you,
do you accept it? Huh?
Me: I'm not a robot, bro.
But computer be like,
"lol XD, how do I know?"
"Bro, everything will be alright.
Don't you worry."
"lol XD, how do I know?"
But guys, only some days left.
The lockdown would end on May 17.
All restrictions would end on May 17.
On May 17, life will be
back to normal, okay?
That's it. Only some days left.
All would be better, okay?
Huh! Okay?
[chuckles]
Ninjas be like, "I'm living for my mom."
♪ I'm living for my mom ♪
For your mom,
you can be jeera (cumin),
For your mom,
you can be sheera (pudding),
For your mom,
you can be beera (beer).
How do I know?
"Tarika eloped with Abhijeet.
lol xD,  how do I know?"
I cockblocked them for 15 years.
How do I know?
"lol xD, how do I know if
I were driving that day?"
"Can't the nation's brother
defend himself?"
And now that you've understood
'lol xD, how do I know?',
I am going to show you the evolution
 in this meme. Okay?
This is going to change
your life. Okay.
If someone asks you
"lol xD, how do I know?",
if you find yourself
in that position in life,
then you have a perfect comeback.
And you have to use this comeback.
It is a law of the universe, okay.
So, in case if someone asks you
"lol xD, how do I know?",
so then you have to say...
"You don't."
That will destroy your opponent.
Ninjas be like, "lol xD, how do I know?"
"You don't."
Ho, ho, ho...
"No, you cannot just keep replying with
the same sentence for everything."
"lol xD, how do I know?"
"You don't."
[laughs]
"lol xD, how do I know?"
"You don't. Now piss off."
[laughs]
When someone says "you don't" in reply to "lol xD, how do I know?"
Jeez...tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Someone said "you don't" to Abhijeet.
Look at his face, guys.
He's so frustrated.
He doesn't know what to reply.
That's it. That is all you have to say.
"You don't." Two words.
Jeez, guys.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Abhijeet, you poor thing. Shi.
Amazing meme, guys.
What a meme! I enjoyed it.
Alright, moving on to the next meme...
No, I don't have
The youth of this country
is very responsible, okay.
They don't buy cars.
They travel using Ola and Uber.
Okay, if you don't like Ola and Uber,
then you travel by taxi.
But if you travel by taxi,
then pay the fare, guys.
If your friend or relative
has paid your fare,
just try to remember.
The feeling you feel when
somebody else pays your taxi fare...
That is the closest you'll get to heaven on
this planet Earth according to scientists.
India, if people decided
to pay their taxi fare:
This is my dream, okay.
And I want to achieve
this dream in my lifetime.
I don't care about YouTube versus TikTok.
I don't care about this lockdown.
Someone please pay
my taxi fare, please.
"I bet he's thinking about other girls."
"I wanna go home,
but she won't pay my taxi fare."
(existential pain surfaces)
Tsk.
I meet someone. We talk.
They refuse to pay my taxi fare.
They leave.
They leave..
They leave...
"MFs will see you sad, and automatically
assume it's a relationship problem."
"Bhendi, they didn't pay my taxi fare!"
[light turns off]
"Bhendi, they didn't pay my taxi fare!"
Pay my electricity bill, guys.
My light turned off. [snickers]
If you're in a relationship...
I know that eliminates 95%
of my audience, but still.
If you're in a relationship, and you want
to know if your partner is the one,
ask them if they'll pay your tax fare,
then you'll have your answer.
Thank me later. Okay?
"Are you sad? I'll pay your taxi fare."
"You've grown up so much.
But you still haven't paid you taxi fare?"
"God has sent me.
Here's your taxi fare."
[sniggers]
When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role
of Joey Tribbiani, he only had $11.
When the cast got their paycheck,
the first thing he did was pay his taxi fare.
Yes, This is funny.
These are the memes I like.
My desires are unconventional.
You do not think this is funny, huh?
I think this is funny, and I'm tired
of pretending that it's not.
You may bully me on the internet,
but in the real world,
I pay your taxi fare.
Elon, brother, can you please
tweet "Taxi fare's too high"?
The next day taxi fare would
fall as well. Please.
"Mom, can you give me
money to pay taxi fare?"
"To pay taxi fare?"
"Yes."
Actually goes and-
"Guys literally want just
one thing and that's disgusting-"
I think this meme originated here,
because Sunderlal always asked
Jethalal to pay his taxi fare.
"So funny. Now give taxi fare."
It was prepaid taxi.
You think I am an idiot? It's not the first
time I am coming from the station.
"We live here.
We're not outsiders."
[laughs]
Plain B.Com. Dude, there was no
masala B.Com. What do I give to you?
("Give me my taxi fare")
[Anupam Kher laughs]
Tanmay Bhat, this is not
the time for jokes!
When I was at your home for collab,
I need my taxi fare-
Moving on towards the next meme,
our final meme of the evening-
Aerodynamics of Tanmay Bhat.
"Teacher: Why are you laughing?"
"Me: It's nothing."
"My mind:
Aerodynamics of Tanmay Bhat."
"Mom, I'm going to go
out with a male friend."
"Be careful. Boys nowadays
only think about one thing..."
Put on your headphones, guys.
Everyone, put on your headphones.
"Sex?"
"No. Aerodynamics of Tanmay Bhat."
There's a context for this meme.
There were aerodynamics memes back then.
Yes, I just used the intro again
because I do not have a segue.
Don't ask the context for those.
But this meme here has been revived.
It has been reincarnated, and now have-
Aerodynamics of Tanmay Bhat.
After seeing RVCJ's posts,
even Einstein admitted
that he wanted to study the
aerodynamics of Tanmay Bhat.
"Yes, I simp..."
What?
Tanmay Bhat is a simp? Might be for
CarryMinati but I'm not sure, okay?
Okay, okay. "...simply cannot solve
my aerodynamics question." Oh!
"How Tanmay Bhat's
aerodynamics help him fly."
Okay, guys. This is a very important
question for the syllabus.
Please, everybody.
Pay attention. Okay?
You can see how Tanmay Bhat
is using his aerodynamics to fly.
Okay.
"Enough theory.
It's time for aerodynamics tests."
Oh, my God! I'm not prepared.
I saw the theory just now.
Oh, my God. Guys, I haven't prepared.
Oh, my God!
F**k!
[Tanmay Bhat laughs in aerodynamics]
I failed Tanmay Bhat's aerodynamics test.
I don't know what to do now.
My life is ruined.
"I won't take revenge."
"I'd keep working hard."
"I won't take revenge."
"I'd keep working hard."
"They shattered me like glass."
"I'd wring them out like sweat."
Very nice. Very good.
Very, very motivational.
You see, this footage was after AIB,
when Tanmay Bhat meditated and
he found about the aerodynamics
he found about the aerodynamics
...of himself.
I don't know if this comes
 under body shaming.
I gave a speech about
it in my last video.
[chuckles]
Saiman: Hello, Tanmay. Hi.
Tanmay: How are you doing, Saiman?
Saiman: Good morning, and...
Tanmay: Namaskar.
Saiman: Did you...
Saiman: Did you see
the memes which I sent you?
Tanmay: Yes, I saw it.
Tanmay: Hmm.
Saiman: Yeah.
Saiman: So, can you please explain
what exactly is aerodynamics of you?
Tanmay: I, I...I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means,
but it looks and sounds hilarious.
The idea that I can even have an
aerodynamic in a number is funny.
Saiman: Are you hiding something?
Tanmay: I've...I've...
Saiman: Are you hiding the secret of your success?
Tanmay: [laughs nervously]
No. I...
See, sometimes, memes are just funny.
They look and they sound funny, and I
laugh, even though I do not understand.
And if it's about me,
then I'm assuming it's funny.
Aerodynamics is usually used for objects
that are sleek and have some resistance.
I, as a person, I am not
aerodynamic at all.
Saiman: Alright. I got
my answer, okay.
Saiman: Okay, thank you,
Tanmay Bhat for participating.
Tanmay: Any time, Saiman. Any time.
Saiman: You remember when
I came to your place for collab?
Tanmay: Yeah, I remember.
Saiman: You remember, right?
The collab for my film?
Tanmay: Yes, I do remember. Yeah.
Saiman: So, for that day, can you
send me the taxi fare, please?
Tamnay: Taxi fare?
Saiman: Yeah, I am sending
you the Uber receipt.
The total was 150 rupees.
So, please, can you please transfer?
Tanmay: Okay. Okay I've...
Tanmay: You want me
transfer your taxi fare?
Saiman: Yeah.
Tanmay: Because you came to my house...
Tanmay: Because you came to my house...
for a video you
wanted to shoot?
Saiman: Yes.
Tanmay: Okay, I've sent it.
I've sent it.
Saiman: Did you transfer?
Tanmay: Yes, I have transferred.
Tamnay: I have transferred...
Saiman: Are you sure?
Saiman: I didn't get a notification.
Tanmay: Well, I transferred.
Saiman: I'm sorry. I cannot see
any notification, Tanmay.
Tanmay: Huh, I have sent it.
Saiman: But I didn't get a notification.
lol xD, how do I know?
Tanmay: You don't.
