/slow music playing/
Why do you torture yourself shopping for those?
I don't know, it makes me happy. Well you've already got a closet full of them that'll never see the light of day.
Just come to bed, and  take those off.
I'd settle through you'll wear them in any kind of light.
/birds singing/
Monday, you've got  that big meeting at work today. Oh
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Oh my God!
I'm a woman.
Yeah!
Yeah, I remember a year and a half ago when you said you were transgender, and we're going to transition. I'm transgender I
transitioned?
Stop playing around look this is serious. You are going to ask your boss for that promotion today.
Didn't I get promoted last month?
Okay, now you are just being funny, no.
It's serious you deserve this and we could really really use the extra money.
Oh, and speaking of which do not forget to deposit your check today, please. All right, okay. Now come on get out. I need to go.
Okay.
What's the hell?
Crap!
Hey, you alright in there, because I really need to go?
The toilet's backed up again!
Alright. I just use the one at work.
I am never going to get used to this.
I clearly didn't think this through.
Hey, now, isn't every day you see a pretty lady in the men's room.
Okay.
You single?
The men's room is no place for a transgender woman.
Hey, honey, no cutting. There's a line? Uh, da!
Get in line!
Okay.
And I've worked for this company for 10 years,
long hours, no vacations I
deserve this promotion
I can't believe I'm about to say this, my eyes are up here.
Well, everything you've said is true, but you see there's been some
changes. Obviously.
But what I mean is
you've gotten a bit of a reputation as being, ah, cushy lately.
A real go-getter. I like that.
Could you please close that shade?
As I was saying
Maybe you could be a little more
Agreeable and cooperative? I'm literally the same employee that I've always been.
Well, not exactly the same.
I promise to do better
Will you give me the promotion?
Well,
Yes!
Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. You will not regret it.
That is that pretty little smile I like.
You do that more often, all right?
You you're not serious.
Hon! Yeah, I got the job. I know I can't believe it either.
I don't think it's that funny.
But do you believe me?
What, that you've been switching back and forth between D and Maya all day? I don't know.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe I've been switching between alternate realities or something.
Maybe.
But you are all woman right now, and that is how I like you.
You know maybe it's finally time to introduce you to one of the great joys of womanhood?
You mean...
I mean. I don't know. We've been waiting for a special occasion. I would say that this qualifies.
I promise I'll be gentle.
Oh my God that feels amazing!
Just lie back and let me have my way with you. /slow music playing/
Oh! what is that, where are you going to put that?
Where do you think?
Oh my god! That feels amazing. /giggles/
/moans/
I want to stay this way forever.
/slow music playing/
Come on. Get up, sleepyhead
Get up! You wanna be late for your first day after your promotion? Come on, Maya, get up.
I'm steel me.
Of course you are, silly, who else would you be. Now,
get dressed.
And I know just exactly what I'm going to wear.
