Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to Everest VR!
This is exactly what it sounds like, it's a... it's a Mount Everest experience in the HTC vive.
And it literally just came out.... I was browsing Steam *breath*... stand on the footprints, okay.
I was, I was lookin' around on Steam, cause I wanted to find games to play, and I was like
"Oh I should do another VR game!"
And I was lookin' around for new ones, and this one showed up...
And, It's supposed to be like a photo realistic VR experience for... on Mount Everest for the vive.
And it's like twenty... twenty euro though, for it
And I saw a lot of people complain about the price versus length
Apparently it's only like a half hour long
So we'll see if it's actually worth it, but...
Stand on the footsteps
I did it!
Oh God... hi
We... ooo... we can start off at base camp
"God Mode" No I don't wanna do that yet...
FuuUcK
Hello space!
Ah, this is making me feel weird...
So I thought what better game
Than a game that makes me terrified of heights!
Cause I'm already terrified of heights
So why not just play one... oh gu... th (gets cut off by narration)
"(Male, british narrator)Welcome to Everest VR."
Thank you!
"(Narration continues in all quotes) Before we can start our journey,"
"We need to go through the basics."
Right...
"First things first,"
"See those footprints on the ground?"
I do...
"Now position yourself on top,"
"And make sure you are facing in the same direction as the toes."
Okay... "That's it!"
But my cameras over here! "Now we will learn to use our hands"
"You should have a controller like this (Jack taps his controllers together) in each hand now."
I do...
I do, let me... let me match!
"Try moving them around,"
Huhehe
"There's a trigger button for your index finger,"
*breath* It's crazy!
"Try to press it,"
It's still crazy to me, even after doing so many HTC vive videos
To see the controllers like in real time, in front of me.
They actu... and and they match perfectly where they are hittin' each other as well.
They really feel like, like they are right here in front of me
That I can actually see them
I can't, but I'm trying to like
I'm trying to show
oh
Just what VR is actually like
And it's amazing
"Perfect!"
"The face button one is for relocating,"
Okay...
"Pull the button down, and you will see a relocation beam."
Okay... same as every other game really
"Release it when the beam turns green
Huhu the beam turns green! (Inaudible narration)
I got it!
"Try it now,"
Can we go climb Everest yet???
I've an icepick! To put it away?
"That's it!"
Ah! Magic! Hehuhu!
Hello! Hello! Hahahah!
*Acts as though the gloves are talking* Vlah! Vlah! Vlah! Vlah! Vlah! "Ascenders are used to safely overcome,"
*Glove 2* Hello little friend! "difficult obstacles"
*Glove 1* How's it going?
*Glove 2* I'm okay... are you cold? (Inaudible narration)
*Glove 1* I'm terrified
hu! "And slide them along the rope,"
Right...
Okay...
We're actually going to be Everesting!
"Try it now,"
This is kind of scary... oh god...
How do I... how do I move though?
"Perfect"
Okay? I'll just do that.. d great.. haha!
"Let's look at the carabiners,"
The carabiner! Got it! Fuck me! I didn't know there was so much tutorial... (Inaudible narration)
Can I... *breath* can I VR yet??
Hi...
That's... I've seen a ladder in my time
That's a ladder...
"To climb up, just grab and pull down,"
"One hand at a time."
Okay... like this?
Like this? Okay... I'ma do that!
Can you give me the ladder though?
"Try it now"
*surprised* FUCK ME! don't do that...
Okay, ahhhh!
Oh god that's weird!
Ahhh that's really strange! Oh huhu! "Well done!
Uh huhuhu!
I don't like that...
"When you see a waving icon appear... perfect!"
"Wave your hand towar(fades out) now let's start our journey" Huhuha!
Let's do it!!! Let's go up onto Everest!
I'm never ever going to be able to go up onto Everest myself, personally
So... this is great
This is a great experience to help me see what Everest is actually like in real life
Hopefully the scale is correct
*Reads* "Basecamp"
Seventeen and a half thousand feet!
"She has many names"
"To some, she is Sagamartha"
What? "The Goddess of the sky"
Okay?
"To others, she is the apex experience."
Wh wh what?
"Unforgiving"
"The pinnacle of human acheivment"
I'm just looking at a window...
"We know her,"
*deep breath of fear* OH! OH! OHH! NOO!
NO!
Oh Jesus fuckin christ!
*deep breath*
Oh you dick!
Ohhh you absolute vagina face!
Ohhohoho Jesus Christ
This is so high up...
Oh I don't like it!
My eyes are closed inside this headset
Ahhaha
Ooooh
"To conquer her would require patients and endurance"
Okay, I got it!
*breath out* jesus christ
"The final ascent to the top of Everest only takes twenty-four hours"
Oh is that all?
"Summiting takes weeks of adjusting to the extreme environment" woah...
Hi!
Okay, I'm kind of used to it now...
*sigh* Oh fuck
Oh no I'm not! "Your  journey,"
"begins at basecamp" Basecamp!
"The central point for all organization and logistics"
Can I touch the birds???
"There, you must pay your respects to the mountain Gods"
Somebody's moving...
"At the start of every season,"
"the sherpas hold a puja sermon,"
"to bless the expeditions, the equipment, and the climbers by offering food, and burning incense"
Okay? These birds are SO high up...
"if a crow lands on the pole at the altar, it bodes well for you, and all those who will be climbing the mountain."
Ye bastards better land on that pole...
I'm not dying on Everest...
At least not in video game form
Oh ho!
This is gonna be good!
*deep breath*
Scary, but good
Okay *crow noises in background*
*Reads* "Stand on footprints" oh god...
Can you stop making me do that?
Woah...
*impressed Woah!*
I feel like I'm playin Far Cry
Far Cry three
Hi friends!
Actually no... was it Far Cry four?
*decidingly* Far Cry four. Far Cry four was the one in the mountains... *more crow noises*
This is cool!
What do we do?
Plomp!
Ooo!
There we go
I'll put bags on hehehehehehe!
c... *breath*
Can I actually put the bag on?
No...
Okay... d... do I step into these?
I'ma grab you though!
Nice!
Nobody's giving me any... like tips, or anything, on where to go or what to do
Friend?
Hello?
No one's helping me...
can I?...
Come on! I wanna throw an apple at him!
Oh god
WhAT DId ThaT jusT hiT????
Sons of bitches...
Okay...
Can I, *grunt* can I put on anymore of this stuff?
Clink
Uh
Clink
And uh... uh uh
Clinky dink!
Ohhhhhhh!
I just have to
Yep did it... ohp
Got it... bags on...
Bags on...
Got my tanks on!
Nice! *Even more crow noises, they sound like CAWCAW*
Can you shut the fuck up please? *crows respond violently*
Hello! *crows still cawing* Little bird!
Where do I put these?
Where do I? *grunt*
*frustrated* What do I do with these? Sir!?
Nobody told me what I was supposed to do...
They just said, "Hey, this is Everest VR... go nuts."
*sarcastically* That was the most fun ever.
Do I, do I pack apples?
I think...
There we go
*breath* and a... *grunt*
There we go,
*walkie talkie* "For good luck, finish the puja ceremony, by placing some food or drink on the stone altar."
OOHHHH!
Thank you!
Is that...
Is that where I put it?
Well, somebody put an apple up there already
*CAWCAWCAW*
*DING*
We're, we're in! We're doin it!
Are we good? D, did I do good?
I, I don't know what I did...
I think I, I, I think I killed things...
Is a crow gonna land on it?
This is, OH HI!
It's gonna bode well for us!
Hi there!
Hello!
Hello little bird!
*guess what the crows are back*
Do I just wait...?
This is really freaky!
Whatcha guys put in those apples?
*Music is MYSTIC here*
*FLaSh
*fuckin crows again*
Yes!
*caw!*
Thank you Mr. Bird!
Thank you for eating our crackers...
*chorus of crows*
Can we get going yet? I wanna climb a mountain!
"(Man)Hey there,"
Hi
"I hope you got some rest."
I did!
Hi! "Come and join the others."
Ya! Here we go!
Game about Everest and so it's not called basecamp.
Nothing's happening...
*Reads* "Khum-bu Icefall"
Oh, don't do it to me again....
It's like that fuckin, aHahAh
It's like the disneyland ride...
"(narrator again) the tumbling field of ice that guards the entrance to the valley of silence."
"The great western Khumbu."  Jesus...
*breath* ooo I don't like it...
"Prone to avalanches, its topography ever changing,"
AvaLAUUNCHes
"It's nearly impossible to traverse without the sherpas."
AvaLAUUNCH
"With a new route each season, the sherpas must also account for the constant motion of the glacier each day."
Oh, god it's scary...
HuhU now I'm even higher...
"This perilous crossing is the mountains most daunting trial." Huhuhu!
Jesus christ... ffffffff "On the eighteenth of April,"
"2014, due to a icefall, claimed the lives of sixteen sherpas, who perished in an avalanche that engulfed them on the glacier."
I'm not gonna be one of those...
I'ma survive this shit!
Wait till ya see, OH, you'll ALL see!
I don't even know where I am...
Don't tell me to stand on footsteps again!
Is it gonna tell me to stand on footsteps again?
Oh...
*reads* 'Stand on footprints' I fuckin knew it hehehe!
*breath* I'm here!
Oh god I'm near my wall...
*fear in voice* OH OH
Ohh Jesus...
"(man below) grab the ascenders and lean forward slightly!"
AHE!
"Now it's gonna wobble a bit, but it's secure, trust me!"
What if I don't want to?!
Where can I change my pants?
Oh... this is, fuckin high up...
Hi!
How are you doing?
Ha, did you shit your pants as well?
Okay, let's just do this...
I don't know how I actually do this
I'm grabbing the things but I'm not moving...
Umm...
Sir?
"Take your time!"
I don't know what I'm doing...
*crack*
*Jack freaks out* UHHUAHHUAH! UHHUAHUA! Shrek! I'm lookin down!
Mm... okay? So we just fuckin teleport across?
That seems a little lame, don't chya think?
Oh god...
"Good job!"
Thanks
"Now climb the next ladder!"
Is this how people REALLY climb Everest?
You guys not think that this is a TEANSY bit...
Fuckin...
Bananas?
*strange throat noises*
Oh...
"The ice is breaking..."
I fuckin know that!
Don't you think I have eyeballs of my own?
Get up the ladder...
Get up the ladder.....
Get up the ladder.......
Ohh, this is the fastest anyone has climbed...
*large cracking and crashing noise*
WHAT THE FUCK!!
You guys okay?
"Keep going,"
I didn't do that!
"To the top,"
Okay, I'ma I'ma get to the top...
Okay
Hi... There... Person...
"(Man) Would you look at that view?"
*breath*
Take a look at the view in my pants!
I shit them!
heh, also, do you like my flamingo shorts?
They're nice and easy breazy...
*helicopter*
Can I take that to go up?
I don't I
"Just let me know when you are ready to leave,"
I did not wave at that man.
Fuckin... cables, god dammit
Where am I in social space? hehe
*reads* "South Col."
"*narrator* Once you've scaled the ice fall, you've reached camp one."
Woah...
"From there you must make the long trek to camp two."
Stop it!
"Which is situated in the upper section of the valley."
You notice my knees go together when he shows heights
"Towering ahead of you is the next major obstacle."
What's that?
"A formidable wall known as Lottso Face."
*laughs* There's a lottso face up there!
"vertical accent,"
Woah!
"Over a thousand meters of hard, blue ice, with the slightest misstep can be fatal." Oh!
This is cool!
Hello little guys!
"you spend the night at camp three."
Ooo
"Tents are nestled on small ledges hune into the icy slope."
Woahhh!
This is fuckin terrifing!
"Your reward for this arduous climb is to reach camp four at the South Col."
Woah! Oh no!
Oh no!
Stop!
I don't want to look at it!
Nooo! Jesus! Is this what it's like to fly as a bird?
I always thought that they had cool shit going on, but this is fuckin scary!
Ssstop it!
Switch! I want to wave at someone!
"There, you will prepare for the final push."
Eeee ehehe!
"The summit is now within your grasp."
*cries* No it's not, you fuckin liar! *more crying*
Ahh, it is cool lookin though, but I can't help but be scared...
Can I be on terra firma?
*reads* "Stand on footprints" *whispers* you sons of bitches...
Fine, I'll stand on your stupid footprints...
Heh... oh god... ah! It's snowing!
It's very calm on Mount Everest...
I thought it was gonna be really windy.
*wind*
I spoke too soon, didn't I
*more wind*
Ohh, I spoke waay to soon...
*definitely wind*
Hello???
*wind continues*
Hi!
What are we...
*mumbling from men*
Holy fuckin...
That sounded like bears
"*man* We better hope the weather clears up tonight. This might be my final attempt."
Ya
"I've been up this mountain three times, and I've never made it to the top."
*giggling*
*louder giggling*
*literally a three year old*
Hello!
"What happened?"
Can I go over here?
"We had to turn back. I needed to get my partner down,"
Can I..?
"He became very sick and was running out of oxygen."
Hi hehEHEHA
*jack ignores the heartfelt story and continues to giggle."
Deedle-leedle-de!
"changed my life after..."
Deedle-leedle-leedle
*giggle, it's not like the narration is that important anyway...*
"shortly after returning,"
I can't even hear what you guys are saying!
"massive storms that lasted for days,"
Mmm masive stormm that lasted for days. I know man fuckin crazy
Can I, take your thi...
Deedle-leedle-deedle-leedle-deedle-leedle
*laughs*
Ah... so much fun... can I go in the tent?
Do I have to like crawl under?
Hi!
I'ma go in here!
I see you guys later! I'ma go make some... poops.
I'm right next to my wall... okay, that triggered it enough.
This is fuckin cool
Hehaha!
Sometimes you gotta make your own fun in video games
"Time to wake up. The weather is clear."
Okay
Can I... *zip*
Wwwoaah!
Holy... fuckin... shit!
Oh... this would be worth it alone!
Just to come up to Everest to get the clearest view of the night sky the world has ever seen...
Ahhhh
There's somethin weird about lookin at all this magical beauty...
Standing in...
Flamango shorts...
You know I'm gonna *clears throat* gonna stare at it a while longer.
Seeing the little lights is cool!
Woah! There's a dude way up there!
Hi! Hehe!
I'm gonna pick one up
boink
bmm
Hehehehe
Ahh... this is gorgous!
Okay... Hi! I'm gonna wave at you!
There's too much of that shit
There's too much like bouncin from experience to experience
Can I stay in one a little longer?
Pleease!
*reads* "Hillary Step."
Okay... I thought she was runnin for president but apparently she's on Everest...
Oh you're gonna do it again...
"*narrator* You leave camp in the middle of the night."
Woah
That's where I was!
"You plan to reach the summit in the late morning"
"That gives you just enough time to get back down without being exposed to extreme weather in the afternoon"
How does anybody ever get to the top of this thing?
Look at the sides of it!!
"At day break, you reach the south summit."
"From there, you can see the true summit of Everest."
Woah, highest point on earth baby!
"Half way between the summits lies the final challenge of your climb to the top."
"The knife ridge provides narrow passage,"
NOt A fUCkiN ChaNCe
"With a drop with thousands of meters on either side."
Not a fuckin chance!
"and you've reached infamous  rock face known as the Hillary Step."
This is it... oh
Why would anyone in there right mind come up here to fuckin climb this?!
"With the extreme altitude, you will need every bit of energy you can muster, to keep going."
"The Hillary Step allows only the passage of one climber at a time."
"Having to accommodate a stream of climbers..."
You go across and up?
"And weary climbers on there way down."
"It has claimed the lives of many."
That's insane!
"Their frozen remains along the path are a solemn reminder of the pearls deaths of the death zone"
Whoever climbs ever climbed Everest is not in thier fuckin right mind...
Bein up here and seeing how close together everything is...
How one tiny misstep could end your life.
*reads* "Stand on Footprints"
Jesus
VR... people
The future is amazing...
"*over walkietalkie* Watch your step."
"Just put one foot in front of the other."
oh oH OH!
Oh you fuckin bastards...
Okay, I'm goin over here
I'm goin over here... oh my god
Look at this shit!
So is that the Hillary Step there?
"Careful!"
*breaths*
I hate you!
I hate you! Not the guy in the back, he didn't say anything yet, but fuck all of ya!
*groans*
"Secure the rope!"
I did!
"good job"
"Grab the ascender." Oh OH!
How could you?
Stand here as a human being
On this rock and look down over that, and go, ya this is a good idea...
The view is insane though. It's be cool if it was clear. Hopefully when we get to the top it's clear.
Okay... How do we do these thing? They've never worked...
Oh now they work. WEEEEEE! "Take your time."
Hehehehu! Oh!
Okay
Can I just climb these rocks?
Ohhhh... I'm gettin the fuckin willies...
And the fact that you're on snow and ice as well... that you could just go huuah!
Okay, I'ma come over to you!
Boink
Jesus
Diddle-diddle-diddle
H, hand shake
High, highfive
*clapping noise*
What do we do?
Are we waitin for those guys?
Like
Where do you... "Just let me know when you are ready to leave!"
Can I wave?
How do... uhhh... what am I doing?
Oh okay
Do we, climb this?
There's like, no other way to go. Okay, I'm gonna stand back a tiny bit.
So I can wave at my bro
Hi
Can we go now? Oh... don't look down there...
Oh... mama...
This is cool!
Are you gonna start me at like a fuckin really high precipice again?
I'm gonna close my eyes...
Am I really high up?
I'm probably really high up aren't I...
Okay...
Oh... Jesus!
Ahaha
Yep
Oh we're almost at the top!
Like how all this snow just, doesn't fall away is amazing...
"(female narrator) The end of the ridge, and the end of the world."
Wait who are you?
"And anything but that clear, empty air."
oh no
"There was no where else to climb."
Oh... I'm gettin the willies, like for seriousness and realsies...
"I was standing at the top of the world."
Push the snow!
I did it!
I'm at the top!
Ya! Fuck you guys... I'm like a giant.
Boom!
Boom! *laughs*
Sweet mother of Jesus...
That's incredible
I really wish the camera shots kept going though instead of...
Fading to black all the time.
Just put me on the top. Put me on the summit.
Ah fucks sake...
Fine... I'll stand on your stupid footsteps...
There we go...
I have a flag!
Where am I... okay...
I'ma wave my Everest flag! Blay!
Hi friends!
Isn't this cool?!
It's kind of scary!
Wooow!
I want Skyrim in VR!
I want like go up to the throat of the world...
And look down, and do my thume...
Fus Ro Dah!
no
Also,
Just.. m... eh
Ah, it actually has wind, that's cool
Just like...
The way these mountains are in general...
Like the way the Earth collided...
And pushed...
Mounds of ground up into the... fuckin... elements like this...
Is just... bananas
You know what else is bananas...
Fruit
Okay, all the way to the top...
Oh... god
Ohh...
God!
W... what if you slipped? Well, I mean I know you have spiky shoes on...
But...
Ohhh... mama
This is it!
The top of Everest!
I made it mom!
I did it!
I'm the fuckin greatest!
Not really, I still have to put the flag down...
Okay, I have to move a little bit closer.
I did it
I really wish...
That said penis on it...
"*male narrator* People ask me, what is the use of climbing Mount Everest."
Whoah
"And my answer simply must be," Woah!
"It's of no use."
Woah fuck
"There's not the slightest prospect of any gain what-so-ever." Woahohoh
"Oh, we may learn a little bit about the behavior of the human body and the," it's  clearing!
"And possibly medical men may turn our observation to some account."
"For the purposes of aviation."
"But otherwise,"
"Nothing will come of it,"
"We shall not bring back a single bit of gold or silver."
"Not a gem."
"Not any coal, or iron."
Woooah!
"If you cannot understand,"
"That there is something in man, which responds to the challenge of this mountain,"
"And goes out to meet it.,"
This is cool! "That the struggle, is the struggle of life itself,"
"Upward, and forever, upward," Oh my god!
"Then you won't see what,"
Okay, that was a little weird...
Oh!
Hi friends!
"What you get from this adventure, is just sheer joy."
Oh Jesus
"And joy is, after all, the end of life."
Can I get down now?
"We do not live to eat and make money,"
"We eat and make money to be able to live."
"That, is what life means."
Oh it's rising
"And what life is for, 'George Mallory."
Thanks George. Appreciate chya.
I have to say,
The visuals are stunning!
Like, whatever you're seeing on screen right now is...
No where NEAR what you are able to see inside the actual headset.
You can see like, way in the distance!
And everything looks like it's right there in front of ya, the the... heigth, is like, really there!
The sun is a little weird lookin though...
But wow!
I, I love
My favorite thing about VR is so far is to be able to see the scale of things...
Like...
Yourself...
Normally when you see games or somethin, you kind of approximate the scale of everything...
When you see documentaries of Mount Everest, you approximate the scale in your head...
And what it's actually like,
And to be able to actually like... the distance,
Is
Magnificent
It's so super cool to see stuff in the distance...
But the summit itself is tiny...
Like you're just standing up on this tiny, little, tiny, pinprick of a point on top of this mountain.
And you could fall down and kill yourself at any moment...
Where'd the sun go?
Is it just gonna keep rising and setting? Do I have to do anything to finish this? Is this just the end? Can I go back down to my friends?
Hello buddies!
Can I fall off?
Oh
Are you actually climbing?
You guys are very slow...
Good luck up there... blalalalla... heahaha
I think this is the end. I don't think there is anything else that I can do in it.
Can I go any futher down?
I don't think I can...
What are you telling me to do game?
Goodbye sun!
It was nice knowing you!
Okay!
Well, I'm gonna leave this episode here...
That was... awesome!
To be able to go up into somethin like that...
Oh ya it actually looks...
Oh it looks really good on the screen...
But it's, playing in like, a really cropped window,
Wait
I should do this so you can actually see somethin in the background.
It's playin in like...
It's playin in 720p...
My controllers goin ballistic...
It's playing in 720p...
But... *breaths* they're in the ground, that's why...
But it's cropped off. The edges of it are like blacked out so you can't really see...
Or, on the screen, you can't really see that, so it might have to be stretched for the video... but... oh my god
That was so cool!
It's not worth twenty euro, Jesus...
If any of you out there, are contemplating getting it...
I don't think that that price is worth it for an experience like this... I mean...
I don't know if like any research or anything had to go into this, and... figure out how Everest works...
And just the visuals and anything...
To get some reasearch and it cost them a lot to do that... but...
Twenty euro is a big price for a game like this... you just...
Like, for the interactivity of it all...
There wasn't a whole lot to do.
I went in and I moved my arms a couple of times...
The spectacle of it was mainly what the whole thing was about. Just standing there...
And watching everything... but it - it cuts to black all the time...
It's not one continuous experience, it's like oh!
Unzip your tent... Cut to black.
Then fly up over all your guys. Cut to black...
Up on top. Climb a ladder. Cut to black.
That kind of thing.
So...
It's a bit of a let down in that regard, but, over all...
Really enjoyable! I'm glad I... I'm glad I played it...
I'm glad I...
Got in and tried it out, cause that was super fuckin awesome...
And... I'm terrified of heights, but...
I did it... I did it for you guys. I, I, I endured.
I, I carried on... also... flamango shorts!
Yay heheha!
Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face...
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And!
Highfives all around!
*high five noise* *high five noise*
Well, thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
The controllers are goin nuts...
*vibrating buzz*
Can you hear them?
*buzz continues*
They're so fuckin loud...
Stop it!
