- Don't forget who I am,
don't forget what I am.
I am a black dude.
(audience laughs)
And don't ever forget how I got here.
My ancestors were kidnapped.
I don't even know where the fuck I'm from.
They were put on the bottom of boats.
They sailed 'em across the Atlantic.
Many of them died, only
the strongest survived.
And once they got here,
they beat the humanity out of my people.
They turned us into beast of burdens.
They made us do their work and the irony
is hundreds of years
later, they called us lazy.
We fought in the Civil War.
We damn near freed ourselves.
Then in reconstruction,
black people did great.
My great-grandfather
was a very wealthy man.
But then the Black Codes
came, Jim Crow came,
and it was a hundred years of
unspeakable oppression again.
Lynchings, all kinds of terroristic acts
to keep us in the margins of society.
Yet we still fought.
And Dr. King was born.
And then, things got better.
20 years after Dr. King was assassinated,
Michael Jackson was
moonwalking on television.
Something, something,
something, Barack Obama.
(audience laughs)
Donald Trump.
Now here we all are.
400-year nightmare.
Took us 400 years to
figure out as a people
that white people's
weakness the whole time
was kneeling during the National Anthem.
(audience laughs)
That's a brittle spirit.
That's right, n****.
♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪
(Dave screams)
(audience laughs)
What are you doing, n****, stand up!
(audience laughs)
The vice president of the
United States got involved.
Mike Pence got involved, he
went to the game himself.
These n*****s will have
to stand when they see me.
(audience laughs)
And all them football players
looked up in the stands
and saw Mike Pence, is that Mike Pence?
C'mon y'all, Wu-Tang, bah!
(audience laughs)
(Dave yells)
Foiled.
(audience laughs)
Brittle spirit.
I could kill every white
person in America at one time,
you know how I'd do it?
I would just wait for the Super Bowl.
And right when the sing
the National Anthem,
I'd have OJ Simpson
walk to the 50 yard line
with them bad knees.
(audience laughs)
Is that OJ Simpson on the field?
What the hell's he doing here?
Oh, I know what he's gonna do, stop him!
(audience laughs)
(Dave yelling)
(audience laughs)
(upbeat rhythmic music)
