- Yo, Team Morgz, this is like,
this is mental seams right here.
(screams)
There's an upstairs bro,
there's an upstairs, oi, oi.
No way, is that a balcony?
Yes, it is, holy no, no.
Hello guys, and welcome
back to another video
which I seem to be starting in my car.
- My car.
- Oh, okay, mom's car.
Quick shout out to mom
repping the Dior sunglasses.
That's a mom with swagger right there.
Now I've been getting
packed for the past hour
because I'm going up to stay in London
and that's cool but it meant one thing,
it meant that mom got away
without a prank today.
- Yeah.
- But wait, as soon as I'm
back mom the war starts.
- Morgan, the war started and
we all know who's winning it.
- Oh, get lost mom, get lost mom.
So as I said guys, I'm off
the London today and gonna--
- Morgan, Morgan, Morgan,
who are you actually
meeting in London?
You haven't even told me.
- Yeah, mom, that is absolutely
none of your business.
You're gonna have to wait and see.
We're here guys, if
you're new to the channel
and you've never seen my beautiful,
ugly, disgusting face
on your screen before,
welcome to the channel, my name is Morgs,
this is the channel
where we just basically
prank people and--
- Go to London.
- And go to London, that's about it.
Pranks and London, that's my channel.
So yeah, if you want pranks and London
then go down there and
hit that subscribe button.
Join team Morgs, and
you can go and subscribe
to mom to join, you know,
team mom if you want
but we all know which team is superior
and it's not team mom.
- Morgan, what you meant to say is,
if you want a quality
channel with good content
go to team mom.
- She just hit me with
a savagery right there.
I have no words.
Comment #savagemom in the
comment section down below.
I have got to admit, team
mom are frickin savages.
But yeah, today's gonna be good.
I'll come back to you
in a little while bro.
(jazzy music)
Ladies and gentlemen, it already begins,
I've been here for literally two minutes
already shopping, top woman, top shop.
- Top shop.
- I'm sorry, it's top woman, well,
it's top man upstairs so it
should be top woman, surly.
Anyway, yeah, guys, no
filming, oh, okay, my bad bro.
They told me I couldn't film
but you know the vlog
life has to come first
so I don't even play by the rules but yeah
we rolled up to Bubbleology,
how good are they though?
You don't like them do you?
She hates them right, I think
they're the best drinks going.
I've got this raspberry
juice with like, apple,
green ball things in it.
Yeah, I'm loving life.
Is it here, I didn't see it (mumbles).
Oh, yeah, how am I
supposed to carry all this.
I've got a camera in one
hand, a drink in the other,
suitcase there, bag on my back,
I'm gonna have to like,
alright we're sorted, let's go.
Let's just go, I sorted it,
I can walk like this, I can
do it, it's cool, it's cool.
Right, so I don't think any of you
have actually been formally introduced.
This right here is my new girlfriend.
Say hi.
- I'm not your girlfriend.
- (mumbles) try that again.
- [Girl] Gonna try that again.
- Gonna try that again.
This right here is my new girlfriend.
- Hi everyone.
- There we go, smashed it.
So yeah, basically I've
bribed her to be here
but you know we don't need
to tell anyone about that.
We got a hotel booked.
It's in, where about, I
keep forgetting what--
- Westminster.
- Westminster.
Guys I'm not gonna lie, I
booked a pretty good one
so you better be thankful.
Oh look at this, YouTube
vlogger behind the,
what, you vlogging me?
- Yeah, I'm vlogging you.
- Well this is awkward.
I've been meaning to ask you
to do this for a while now.
Get ready guys, get ready to
roast in the comment section,
what is your name?
- Anastasia.
- Sorry what?
- Anastasia.
- Anastetic?
- Oh my god, stop, Anastasia.
- Ana, Anna, Anastazia.
- I actually hate you.
- Anastel.
How do you spell it, how do you spell it?
- A-N-A-S-T-A-S-I-A.
- Anastasia, oh.
- Sorry, you didn't get your (mumbles)
so you might not be able to spell that.
- Right then, so me and Anastetic
have just got here today.
Oh man, I can't wait until like,
everyone's comments about your name.
Everyone just do me a favour
and just roast her name in
the comment section right now.
Anastasia.
Who comes up with that, realistically.
Sorry, my bad, no, it's a
very nice name (mumbles).
Who wants to be called Morgan?
That's a girl's name, isn't it?
Oh yeah, I know a guy who
pulled up right now, hotel.
What are we saying, are
you, impressive, huh?
- I'm very impressed,
you've done really well.
- Yeah, I'm a ladies man,
natural born ladies man.
Guys, we've literally just checked in.
We're on room number 1,543.
1,500 rooms that you actually
taking them (mumbles).
This hotel is like gianormous.
1,543, 1,543.
It's mental.
Oh my god we're high.
Oh geeze we're high, we are bloody high.
How can they have 1,543 rooms.
And it better be a good one.
Imagine they might try to clean them all.
Imagine how many cleaning
staff they must have.
They must have like 27 different people.
1,500, oh my god.
Oh boyses and girlses, oh my god,
do you want to do the honours?
- [Anastasia] Right, you ready?
- I'm actually ready,
I'm so ready right now.
Yo, team Morgs, this is like,
this is mental seems right here.
(screams)
There's an upstairs bro.
There's an upstairs, oi, oi.
No wait, is that a balcony?
Yes, it is (laughs).
We've actually smashed it.
This is actually mental.
Yo, you better love me for this.
I'm going upstairs.
We actually hive a spiral staircase.
Oi, no, no.
The bloody size of this.
- [Anastasia] Shut up.
(mumbles) bathroom.
(laughing)
- Oi, I swear, I didn't even have a clue
it was gonna be this good.
Like, they've got one
of those bum washers.
They've got a bum washer.
Oi.
Well, my bloody god, the
person at like, the check in
said we had a nice room but like, my god.
There's even given us free biscuits.
Free biscuits, oh my gosh.
Yo, they've even gave us a little bit of,
I don't know what the bloody hell this is.
Oh okay, I'm gonna leave that.
No underage drinking around here.
Smashed it, haven't we?
- Bloody smashed it.
- I bloody smashed it.
Alright ladies and gents, I swear to you
I genuinely, I mean,
I got us a good room obviously
you know I just got a
do with that obviously,
but like, I could live in this.
Like, I genuinely would be
happy with living in this.
In case you didn't see,
we've got a ginormous bed,
wardrobe, TV, desk, view of London,
spiral staircase, bathroom with a bath,
lights, double sink, big shower,
we've got a bloody bum
cleaner for god's sake.
We've actually killed it
and that's just the upstairs.
I am in bloody shock.
Okay, so the guys just came into our rooms
to open the balcony door for us.
Like, you know, the
room's incredible and that
but I'm not gonna lie, the balcony
is quite underwhelming.
Like I expected a lot better.
So we come out here, enter it,
it's a little bit sunny but like,
through we all go, let's
just take a look at this,
it's not as good as I was expecting.
Like I mean, come on.
How the hell is two of
us gonna fit on this.
It's bloody tiny.
And they've gave us the view in like
the worst part of London too.
I mean, for real.
When you talk about
bloody disgusting views.
Oh, what's that thing?
This is horrible (growls).
But for real guys, this
is what you gotta do.
What you gotta do, this
is the Morgs effect.
Stay with Morgs, this is
what you'll get used to.
For real though, this is pretty crazy.
I'm joking, I did not
think we were getting this
but we smashed it and yeah, wow,
what a start.
Aren't I just the best
person in the world or not?
- Like, borderline.
- Oh, (mumbles), there you go.
I've actually killed it, high five.
Smashed it, smashed it.
Right then Anasthetic, what
are we doing right now?
- Going swimming.
- Yeah, the room is absolutely boiling
so we're gonna leave the doors open
and go down to the spa, check it out,
see how the pool is.
My girlfriend's out of
charge so I'm kind of mad,
but I'm gonna try and sneak this one in.
I don't think that's allowed
in any way, shape, or form
but a vlog life has to come first, bro.
Shhh.
(laughing)
I never like tomatoes, here,
you like tomatoes, take that.
(laughing)
We are way too young to be
in this hotel but whatever.
Yeah, we're grown up,
we're adults, we're adults.
Right, so we're not
supposed to take cameras
through to this pool part.
Everyone's looking at me
like I'm some sort of weirdo
but I just want to vlog.
You know what I'm saying guys?
Check this out.
Oh my goodness.
Whoa.
Out of bloody nowhere, geeze.
Guys, we're gonna go in the pool.
I want to take my camera in
but I feel like someone would probably
try and hurt me if I was
taking a camera into a pool.
But yeah, let's do it.
Oh my god, yo, bit of
change of scenery guys.
For some reason my lens
ain't having a good time
in the steam room but yeah,
we're here with Anastlugia,
other weird one.
They are getting worse aren't they.
I'm gonna try and call
you a different name
every single time today.
See what I come up with.
But yeah, lens is steaming up.
We're chilling.
Can you actually see the steam?
No, we can't because it's
all over the bloody lens.
Boys and girls, it's
actually not that hot,
I'm not gonna lie, kinda cold.
Geeze, good luck seeing anything.
Anna's there, can you even see her?
- [Anastasia] I can't
even see you it's so--
- We have literally,
okay, wait, open the door,
open the door, open the door.
Oh my god, okay, we've
left that, way too hot.
Jesus.
Wait can they see now,
they can't can't see.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay they can see again.
Did you fancy the sauna?
- I'm not going in (mumbles) thing.
- I want to get back in the pool, I swear,
I need to cool off.
Right then, we've just come out of the spa
but I've just clocked
onto something right.
You know earlier we said they
gave us a good room right.
Top floor, floor 15, I've
just caught onto the fact
that I swear we have
literally got the last room,
the best room in the entire hotel.
Like no, not just like half of it.
Literally the entire hotel.
It's the last room, 1-5-4-3,
and we genuinely have gone and (mumbles)
the best room in the house.
Hey.
- Hey.
- I've kind of dropped all my stuff.
No I haven't no, just look at it.
It's dangling everywhere.
Yo, walking is so overrated.
She does not look happy.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Oh thank got for that, geeze,
I can finally have some time to myself.
Bloody hell.
This is so good, I mean, I'm so enjoying
relaxing by myself, this is great.
Oh no, I'm back, oh wow, oh god.
- [Phone Guy] Hello.
- Hi.
(phone guy mumbles in foreign accent)
We don't, we're not sure--
(phone guy mumbles in foreign accent)
We're in the main, yeah, the part--
(phone guy mumbles in foreign accent)
(laughing)
Oh god, she put the mark
in the wrong place on Uber
and we don't have a
bloody clue where we are.
Why are you doing this?
- Where are we?
- Right, so we ordered an Uber,
she's put the bloody
thing in the wrong place,
the marker thing, so he's
bloody circling around
the stupid road and (mumbles)
have a clue where to go.
Analstaga, what the hell.
You've screwed it over big time here.
Okay, turns out me and the Uber driver
had a little bit of a
chat and he was a pretty,
pretty sound guy but right now
we've rolled up to Selfridges and--
- It's locked.
- You know Anasthetic over
here's just really struggling
to open the door.
Come on, come on.
- It's locked, look.
- Oh, wait.
Are you sure it's open?
- [Anastasia] It's Sunday.
- What?
Is it Sunday?
- It's Sunday,
I thought it was Saturday.
- No,
I thought it was Sat,
oh my god it's actually short,
it's actually short, oh my gosh.
I didn't, oh my gosh.
Bloody hell Anaesthetic,
it was all your fault.
Right, so we've came to
sit down in TGI Sunday's
and get some food.
- Fridays.
- What do you mean, it's Sundays.
- Oh, cuz it's Sunday.
- (laughs) Yes.
Mine looks bloody phenomenal
and hers just looks bloody
sloppy, check this out.
Realistically have you ever seen a meal
that looks bloody better than that
and then you look over here,
look at that big sloppy cheeseburger.
- No, yours does look amazing.
- [Morgan] Look at that
big, sloppy cheeseburger.
Oh god, wait, wait, hold
up, hold up, hold up.
Oh god, oh no.
Right, so Anasprogia is about to,
Anna is about to literally, on Uber,
she's about to call the driver rude
when it was her that
put the wrong location.
How can you actually justify this?
- No, no, because I put
the wrong location, right,
but he was really, really rude.
No, I thought he was really rude
and it was like like (mumbles),
not to be bad or anything.
But just to help other people out.
- I don't know, personally I
think you were in the wrong
and my guy, the Uber driver,
who is actually quite friendly you know,
so I'm trying to help my guy out
but she's just being a
bit of a negative Nancy.
Wait, hold up.
Yep, come on, after you.
- What, oh.
- [Morgan] After you, yep.
Okay, that's cool.
- (mumbles) bye, don't come in this one.
- [Morgan] Oh thank you,
finally some piece and quiet.
Jesus, it's actually nice get some frickin
piece and quiet.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, awww.
- It's you again.
- [Morgan] Just when you thought this view
literally couldn't get any better.
It turns night, the lights come on.
Oh man, like, for real, oh god.
Going freaking out right now for real.
How I've ended up on this,
how we've ended up on
this I don't have a clue,
but we have.
Guys, thank you all so much
for watching this video.
Another one tomorrow as you know guys.
Vlogs every day, 6:00pm, on your screen.
Some mental ones are coming up guys.
Be ready, be excited, got
some good ones coming up.
Yeah, we're just gonna go to bed.
I think she's already in bed,
I think Anna's already in bed you know,
so it's like she's gone a little bit early
but yeah, guys it's like 1:00am right now
so I'm a little bit tired.
I'm not 100% tired but
I'm a little bit tired
but yeah guys, tomorrow's
vlog is gonna be insane.
We got a hell of a lot more planned
and we're also gonna be
rolling up to our new hotel.
Like yes, we got another one.
I kinda wish we could stay in this one
but tomorrow's one's gonna be awesome too
so tune into the vlog tomorrow.
I just want to say thank you all so much
for watching guys.
If you're not already, go down there
and smash that subscribe button.
Join team Morgs, we welcome everybody here
all new faces.
But yeah guys, also comment down below
what videos you want me to do with Anna
in the comments section below.
I'll read them, I'll read them all.
As always, I have been Morgz,
you guys have been awesome
and I'll see you tomorrow
in the next video.
Peace out.
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(laughing)
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