Assalamualaikum guys. Welcome to another
episode of 'This week in the Dunya'
Alright guys let's start off first with the
US Spelling Bee, now this Spelling Bee
was very unusual in the sense that they
ran our words at the end, and there were
still 8 people so they gave all 8 people
first place. The fact that this is
happening in the US is no surprise mate.
Spell RED.
L S T E R
-All right is that your final answer?
-My final answer
I mean, after Burger, Obesity, Trump- I'm
running out of words you know I mean, so
I don't blame these spelling bee people.
It's America.
But it was actually more
than 11 million students that were competing.
You sure this is the Spelling
Bee of the United States? It looks like
the Spelling Bee of Bombay mate!
Hang on a minute, woah (x3) let's zoom in a bit.
Yeah, there we go yep
Naa my bad my bad
Alright guys let's move on to the next
bit of news:
An 11 year old Iranian girl
scores the highest you can score in
the Mensa IQ test.
Yo. 160 is the supposed score of
Einstein and Hawking, she scored a
whopping 162.
Now I know what you guys
are thinking- we've we've not heard this-
and you're not gonna hear this because
she's Iranian mate.
Are you Iranian?
And the medias too busy
bashing Iranian- yeah because you know you gotta
get ready for war and that, you can't
be showing 11 year olds that are more
intelligent than Einstein, it just makes
the country look too human.
Are you Iranian?
140 is the benchmark to be
classified as a genius, let's have a look
at a few... whoa whoa whoa is that Snoop Dogg?
What's Snoop Dogg doing there?
Oh my God- apparently Snoop Dogg is a
genius
Alright let's move on to the next bit of news.
Feeding the homeless
Now this doesn't sound out of the ordinary but
when in the UK we have 19 hour fasts, you
got the hot weather and the fact is
Birmingham. To be around food for the
last couple of hours and then give it
away to other people just makes it all
that bit more respectful.
But hang on a minute... is that a chocolate fountain?
Smashed it
Considering it's Birmingham
what else is brown and cheaper and homemade
I don't know guys I'm just saying
it could be chocolate, it could be poo
you know what guys it is
amazing, you got pizza you got chips
whoa whoa whoa whoa
Are you serving pizza
and chips with no ketchup?
You monsters, you barbarians I knew something wasn't right
mate
yeah we need Boris Johnson for people like you mate.
All right guys let's move
on to the next bit of news
We all know France has already banned the full face veil
and of course they banned the hijab in schools as well.
Now what they've done
is- they have banned the hijab on parents
that are accompanying their kids on a
trip.
I mean flippen' eck mate, that's awfully specific isn't it?
Hijabs already banned
mate but that's not enough for the snail eaters.
yeah they gotta impose more restrictions on Muslim women.
I don't think this is
secularism, I don't know about you maybe
there's a translation difference, someone
needs to explain to these
snail eaters that that's not how you push
secularism. I mean what's next?
Ah Bonjour, hijab is banned for you if you are standing in front of the school with
your child
No, no, no, if you are walking past the school with your child
or without your child, then hijab is banned for you.
No, no, no, if you are thinking about walking past the school hijab is banned for you
No no I can do better, I can do better
If you are thinking about the school then hijab is banned for you.
ha ha I think a winner huhn..yeah..about
those snails...I need some
All right guys we know racism is gone outta control
but after hearing this story it's difficult
for your heart not to sink yeah
Children, children kids are whitening their skin
just to avoid being bullied and picked on. 
On top of that is another headline
to do with racism to babies
Now I'd be shocked about this headline but
considering a couple of months ago we
had to express our outrage at a baby being
called a Jihadi- I mean standards are
very low here in Britain. France of
course leading with the low standards,
but we're not that far behind.
What do you expect from the Brexit mob?
Because think about it as soon as we get
Brexit there's still angry, racist,
xenophobic people and they're gonna
direct that anger towards another group
or something or someone else, because
hate doesn't subside it just needs
another group of people.
Alright guys, next bit of news. Ertugrul.
The Muslim Game of Thrones, came to
an end this Wednesday. People were
naturally very upset and honestly don't
know what to do with their lives because
it's the generation that we're living in
now that you invest more in TV shows
than you do with real relationships and
your own family. But they announced as
they do with any successful series- there's a franchise coming out yeah they're not
gonna stop but they're gonna release
another one called Resurrection Osman
Now this is gonna be based upon the kids of Ertugrul.
As you guys know Britain's not really known for coming
first
I mean look at being an Arms dealer
I mean we came second, it's not
good enough yeah I'm gonna have to get
my flag out for this one because we have
finally come first guys
Yeah that's right we have come first but
in what I hear you ask
Guys... number one... number one on the planet
When it comes to
avoidance of Corporation Tax worldwide
Worldwide baby, worldwide.
That's not all guys yeah there was another category as well
when it came to tax avoidance this is to
do with not disclosing, secrecy- when
it comes to disclosing of tax.
Now obviously this is due to illegal
activities and that... if you add up the
British territories... again... number one
baby yeah
I hope you guys learned something
you probably didn't I don't
blame you,
until next time guys Asalaamu Alaikum
