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So Jake Paul released a new song called These Days
And the lyrics directly relate to Alissa Violet his ex-girlfriend from a couple of years back
So I'm guessing that you know, marriage life is working out really well for him and Tana
Considering that the song is about how much he misses Alissa violet. So, um,
Yeah, don't know what that's all about
but you know, I always got told that us gays were the ones who were going to be ruining the sanctity of marriage, but I
Don't know maybe
Maybe not after all
And I love it with Jake and Logan Paul like at any given chance they have they will mention the fact that they're from
Ohio, which is what Jake does in the song as well
So it's kind of like if you got you know you Jake Jake Paul bingo you can you can tick that one off the list
So anyways, the song itself doesn't actually suck
It's nowhere near as bad as its everyday brewery like and Jake has definitely improved a lot over the last few years even
his single from last year called I'm single which was
Definitely an improvement from its everyday bro, but still somewhat fell flat on its face. Like Jake's voice was very flat and
The hook itself didn't really give that much like pumping energy to the song. Where's
This new song these days
Sure, it's mainly auto-tune but it's almost something that you would expect to hear on the radio like it's
It's not that bad
So musically the song can definitely be improved particularly the format of the song
So most songs generally have a verse-chorus verse-chorus
Maybe a bridge or a solo
Than another chorus and then ends or it's some sort of variation of that. Whereas Jake's gone for more of a big massive chorus
If you could really call it that you don't actually realize that the chorus I had to look up the lyrics to
even make sure that there was a chorus in this song then a verse and then
The chorus and then that's it the ends and it kind of leaves you wanting a little bit more
I mean hats off to Jake though, like the the verse would like the massive rap part
I was actually rather impressed with and it left me wondering if Jake actually breathes or if he's a lizard because
he does not take a breath throughout all that rapping part and
To be honest, I was pretty damn impressed with it. So I'm more of a punk rock and metal fan
But if I heard this on the radio, I don't think I'd hate it. To be fair
I have heard way worse songs than this considering Jake's other songs that completely, you know, crashed and burned like it's every day
bro, so this is definitely a massive step up from that but uh
Let's check out the film clip because that's where the real fun is
So we've got Jake and random chick who's supposed to be Alissa Violet
I guess walking out the door in the rain to be hella dramatic
Jake grabs her aggressively and random chick is like no get off me
Jake says grab my hand and random chick is like no
You've just been eating bacon with your bare hands, and I don't want that grease on me
Jake goes to touch her face and she's all I don't want grease on me
I'm gonna find guy who doesn't eat bacon cuz I'm vegan now and so Jake yells at the rain cursing about the vegan agenda
And so then we switched to a bedroom scene because that's advertiser friendly and
softcore porn is totally okay on YouTube now cuz that protects kids and
Boobs, because boobs are great and very advertiser friendly. Jake then pulls out a camera and Alissa Violet is like no thank you
So he puts it back because consent is important. now it's time to go swimming and what the hell are those shorts?
You're a millionaire at least upgrade from like pajama pants and
Yeah, that's definitely advertiser friendly and Jake's like, you know, what could improve this video a lot more?
Drugs. And
So now we're all tripping on acid. I mean it's kind of impressive visuals I guess
Okay, just to interject the PSA here if you're gonna trip on LSD at least do it safely have a watcher with you
So you don't do anything too dumb because this is how you die or in Jake and random chicks case drown.
Many people who have tripped on acid thought that they could fly and
Decide to jump out of a multiple story window to prove that they could fly. Spoiler alert
They cannot. So if you're gunna do drugs at least reduce the harm, okay. So back to the video. Okay? Yeah
we got some more trippy scenes trippy scenes and
Now we're back to sexy times in the bedroom
And this is a visual representation
Of my soul leaving my body as I watch this video. And to end the video we had the dramatic walk away from the guy
In the rain cliche just to cap it all off. And Jake looks sad
And so yeah that basically wraps up my thoughts on the video
Let me know what you guys think and until next time stay rad as always and I'll catch you later
