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Welcome to WatchMojo UK and today we’ll
be counting down the top ten moments from
the TV series The League of Gentlemen.
For this list, we’ll be focussing on the
weirdest, wackiest, most hilarious and unsettling
moments from the dark TV show.
And don’t worry, it’s okay to laugh.
Auditions can be a nervous affair, so much
so you can fluff your lines up or, well, shout
them at the top of your lungs.
This sketch has timid Pamella auditioning
for orange juice commercial director Jedd
- and she is tasked with one easy line.
Unfortunately, the delivery is a little, well…
We watch as they simply reset and go for it
again, and again, as if it’s just a slight
mispronunciation.
And Steve Pemberton’s gleeful delivery is
cool.
It’s never easy with Geoff, Brian and Mike.
They always end up arguing and nine times
out of ten, Geoff pulls a gun.
But this sketch is all about burying Mike,
who is supposedly dead after being mistakenly
hit hit over the head.
Contemplating whether putting him in the ground
is a good idea - and whether they should make
him a cross - they talk about getting their
story straight, blaming the whole incident
on wolves.
But then Mike wakes up… better go with the
wolves story.
We're not sure what’s worse, the homemade
camcorder quality, Dean’s glamorous stage
voice or the fact that he’s just not very
good at magic.
Royston Vasey’s resident geeky street magician
Dean Tavalouris always has his videocamera
ready to capture his great tricks - and it’s
his programme at his house that gets our vote.
In this rather lengthy magic trick explanation,
Dean showcases his interesting persona and
ends up frustrated when his shouting mother
keeps distracting him.
Given the stress of it all, he ultimately
ends up having a fit.
Pervy German teacher Herr Wolf Lipp is one
of those characters we probably shouldn't
laugh at, but due to Pemberton’s comical
delivery, we can’t help it.
When exchange student Matthew meets Lipp for
the first time in church, we are bombarded
with innuendos and, due to the language barrier,
harmless slips of the tongue.
If ever there was an award for double entendres,
it would go to this guy.
Ever felt left out from an inside joke or
story when amongst friends?
If so, you’ll relate to this clip.
Sitting down for a game of cards, three guys
squabble over which game to play, mainly because
Gatiss’ Dr Simon hasn't heard of any of
them, not even Slippery Jack or Forty Card
Drag!
Finally settling on the verbosely-named Go
Johnny Go Go Go Go, we watch and listen as
the rules are expertly explained.
Did you write that down?
Although never explicitly stated, it’s widely
believed that the “special stuff” demon
butcher Hilary Briss sells is in fact human
meat - a sought after delicacy in the town
of Royston Vasey that causes nosebleeds.
And this highly exclusive meat can’t be
obtained by just anyone - as we see in this
scene.
The atmosphere turns from chirpy to sour when
a young schoolboy asks if he can get in on
the “special stuff” - and Briss turns
on his scary mutton chop stare.
Careful where you buy your meat from people.
Everyone has house rules.
But I doubt anyone’s are as extensive as
The Dentons.
With their nephew Benjamin visiting, they
go through the house and give him the lay
of the land, and tell him of all the strict
rules that go with it.
From the different colour-coded towels to
their ‘ones and twos’ toilet paper, it’s
more like something out of an OCD nightmare
than a tour.
Ben also gets a talk on, er, masturbating.
In at number three is Pauline, everyone’s
least favourite job seeker restart officer,
who’s always equipped with gruelling putdowns
and an abundance of pens.
But after being fired for violent conduct,
she is forced to take a seat in her own dole
office and be belittled by Shearsmith’s
Cathy Carter-Smith.
Although she tries to argue her case for the
traditional pen over computers, it doesn't
go to plan.
Some people 
just want to keep themselves to themselves,
and locals Edward and Tubbs are two of them.
They’re a couple who will do anything, even
kill people, to keep their shop and town pure
of outsiders.
When approached by non-local builders, they
wince at the idea of a new road being built.
As always, the atmosphere seems to die down,
before it’s suggested that a new road may
result in their shop being flooded with customers.
We are left to presume the worst for the two
helpless workmen.
You think you’ve had a nuisance knocker
- get a load of this guy.
Breezing into town with his Pandemonium Carnival,
Papa Lazarou is the creepy circus proprietor
of your nightmares.
Barging into a woman’s house and insisting
on calling her Dave, his end game is to steal
the woman and add her to his growing collection
of wives.
The creepy voice, his peg collection, his
made-up language - it’s dark, sinister comedy
gold.
