>> HOLLYWOOD STAR TOUR BUSES
TAKE TOURISTS TO SEE THE HOMES
OF THE RIMP AND FAMILIAR NEWS
LOS ANGELES.
BUT I GOT TO THINKING THERE IS
NO TOUR FOR THE STARS,
ESPECIALLY NOT HERE IN MY
HOMETOWN OF LONDON.
THAT'S WHY I, JAMES CORDEN, HAVE
CREATED JAMES CORDEN'S STAR
TOUR, THE TOUR THATTIC TAS THE
STARS ON TOUR IN LONDON.
NOW HOPEFULLY THERE ARE SOME
STARS THAT ARE INTERESTED IN ME
SHOWING THEM MY NECK OF THE
WOODS.
BECAUSE IF I AM HONEST, I HAVE
SPENT PRETTY OF THE ENTIRE
SHOW'S BUDGET ON THE BUS.
LET'S HOPE SOME SHOWUP.
OH MY GOODNESS.
SOPHIE TURNER.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> James: THERE IS YOUR NAME
TAG.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> James: MICHAEL, GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING, HERE SAY
LITTLE NAME BADGE.
NOW JUST LISTEN, ONE-- .
>> THAT IS A LITTLE UNNECESSARY.
>> James: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU
ARE MAGNETO SO-- THAT'S IT.
JUST-- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
JESSICA CHASTAIN-- CHASTAIN, OH.
MBAH.
GUY, IN THE SY, HI, HELLO.
NAME.
>> ALEXANDRA SHIPP.
>> LISTEN, WE'VE GOT GOOD
WEATHER, KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT,
ANY CLOUDS, DISPERCENT THEM,
HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY THE TERM.
>> WHAT IS YAWR NAME JAIMENTS WE
ARE BOTH CALL JAIMS, WE CAN'T
HAVE TWO JAMESES, I WILL CALL
YOU ACE.
OKAY, HERE WE GO, LET'S IMET ON
TOUR HELLO, EVERYBODY, HELLO AND
WELCOME ABOARD JAMES CORDEN STAR
STAR TOWR THE THE TOUR THAT
STAKES THE STARS ON TOUR IN
LONDON.
>> THIS MONUMENT HERE ON HIDE
PARK CORNER WAS DESIGNED BY THE
NAME MAN WHO DID IRIAN
McKELLEN'S BATHROOM.
DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW
THAT.
THIS SEAN PENN LOST HIS
VIRGINITY IN THAT VERY PLACE.
>> WOW.
HERE THE THE NOVELO THEATER IS
WHICH INTEND TO PLAY HAMLET.
>> AND YOU WILL, JAMES, YOU
WILL.
>> WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
>> IT'S JUST FUNNY.
>> IS IT.
>> IT'S JUST FUNNY.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WILL
HAND YOU OVER TO MY ESTEEMED
COLLEAGUE, MR. REG I NALD WATTS.
>> REGIE.
♪
♪ IF YOU ARE FEELING GOOD.
♪ SING A A LITTLE WITH ME.
♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING GOOD SING A
LITTLE BIT WITH ME.
♪ BAP BAP BAP.
♪ OH, WE ARE THE X PEOPLE.
>> OH, WE ARE THE X PEOPLE.
>> WE KNOW THAT BACK IN TIME IT
WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED THE X MEN
BECAUSE IT IS A RETRO KIND OF A
THING AND BACK THEN-- WHOA WE
ARE THE X PEOPLE.
♪ WHO WE ARE THE X PEOPLE.
♪ X PEOPLE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
JAMES, JAMES.
>> YES.
>> CAN WE GET AN ICE CREAM.
>> NO, WE'RE NOT CHILDREN, WE'RE
NOT.
>> I WANT AN ICE CREAM.
>> JAMES, JAMES.
>> ICE CREAM!
>> HELLO.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> JAMES!
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>-- STRATILTE WILL, A WITH A
FLAKE IN IT.
>> WHAT.
>> WHAT IS A FLAKE.
>> WHAT IS A-- WHAT SAY FLAKE?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> I WANT MR. WHIPIE WITH A
FLAKE.
>> OKAY.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ONE OF
THESE?
>> YEAH, BUT NO FLAKE.
>> NO FLAKES.
>> ONE WITHOUT A FLAKE.
>> STRONG CHOICE.
>> YOU LIKE IT IT SIMP WILL EL.
>> DOES SOMEONE WANT TO GIVE ME
A HAND.
>> WHAT DOES HE SAY.
>> I JUST DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN,
I.
>> YEAH, WE'RE HAVING A
CONVERSATION.
>> HURRY UP.
>> LET'S GO.
COME ON!
OKAY.
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THIS FLAKE IS.
>> OKAY, HANG ON, BE CAREFUL
WHEN YOU ARE TAKING IT T COULD
ALL FALL APART RIGHT NOW.
McAVOY, OKAY, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, OKAY WORK
ALL DUE RESPECT.
CHASTAIN.
>> NO I DON'T EAT BERRIES.
>> I'M GLAD I CARRIED IT BACK
THEN, BRILLIANT.
>> WHO DIDN'T NEED ONE LESS TO
CARRY.
>> I ASKED FOR SORBET.
>> IT IS CALLED PICKDILLEY WHIP,
I SORBETWISE BE, WE ARE OUT S
THAT IT, REG.
>> WITHOUT AN ICE CREAM.
>> DO YOU WANT LIKE A LOLLI.
>> EVERYONE HAS A TREAT EXCEPT
ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, CHAS PAIN
KSH-- CHASTAIN A FINE.
>> THERE ARE-- THANK YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT OH.
COULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN ME A MORE
PHALLIC LOOKING.
>> CHOWDOWN, CHASTAIN.
NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY-- WE KNOW
WHAT YOUR TALENTS ARE IN THE X
MEN, WE KNOW WHAT YOUR TALENTS
ARE AS ACTORS BUT WHAT TALENTS
HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING.
REGGIE WATTS, TELL US WHO IS UP
FIRST.
>> FIRST UP IS AN THON EMMA
PETERS.
>> COME ON DOWN.
>> MY HIDDEN TAL SENT A
CHEWBACCA CHOICE.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> 
♪ CHEWBACCA NOISE.
♪.
>> MY HIDDEN TALENT IS MUCH
KAING MARSHMALLOWS FROM VERY
LONG DISTANCE.
>> OKAY.
OH.
>> MY HIDDEN TALENT IS THAT I
CAN RIDE A UNICYCLE AND I'M
GOING TO DO IT ON A BUS.
>> NO WAY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> MY HIDDEN TALENT IS THE ROB
ENRED BREAST.
OH, VERY IMOOD.
>> MY HIDDEN TALENT IS THE
BEWITCHED SPELL.
>> MY HIDDEN TALENT IS THAT I
CAN BELLCH THE ABC'S.
A, B, C, D,-- I FEEL LIKE I'M
GOING TO VOIMENT T MAKES ME SO
GNAW SHUS.
>> OH MY GOD.
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
>> THANK YOU.
MY HIDDEN TALENT IS PLAYING THE
CEREAL GAME.
>> SHUT UP, YOU CAN PICK THAT UP
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
>> WATCH ME.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
>> NO WAY.
>> WATCH ME NOW.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> SHE'S SHAKING.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
LET'S TALK ABOUT X LET'S TALK
ABOUT POT POURIE.
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT-- LET'S TALK
ABOUT X.
LET'S TALK ABOUT X.
LET'S TALK ABOUT QUICK SILVER.
LET'S TALK ABOUT FASSBENDER.
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT X.
>> HEY.
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT X.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: YOU'RE WELCOME
LONDON.
NOW YOU CAN'T COME TO LONDON
WITHOUT GOING TO A BRITISH PUB.
HOWEVER, I DON'T WANT US TO STOP
THE TOUR.
SO I FOUND US A SOLUTION WHO
WANTS A DRINK.
THERE WE GO.
NOW IT'S LONDON.
NOW IT'S LONDON.
WHILE PEOPLE HAVE A DRINK, I
THINK WE MIGHT PLAY A LITTLE
GAME OF NEVER HAVE I EVER.
SO I WILL POSE SOME QUESTIONS
AND IF YOU HAVE DONE THE THING
THE THING THAT I AM SAYING, YOU
TAKE A DRINK.
HERE WE GO.
NEVER HAVE I EVER LIED ABOUT
SEEING AN X MEN MOVIE.
NEVER HAVE I EVER KISSED A JONAS
BROTHER.
>> WAIT, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
KISSED A JONAS BROTHER.
>> NEVER HAVE I EVER FARTED AND
BLAMED IT ON SOMEONE ELSE IN
THIS ROOM.
>> I DID IT TODAY.
(LAUGHTER)
A OH A OLE OLE.
♪ GUYS, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST
WONDERFUL ADVENTURE.
LET US TRY AND REMEMBER IT.
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE.
LEAN IN.
EVERYBODY SAY DARK PHOENIX!
