- Your facial expression changed
from happy to serious
and then back to happy again,
so it was like you're trying
to make the seriousness
with the happiness,
but it wasn't working.
- Unless I know how to play this game.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we are gonna
be playing Poker Face.
- Oh, god.
- (groans)
(chuckles)
- Have you done this series before?
- Nope. I have seen them,
and I am terrified.
- (FBE) Each round, one of you
will decide to either keep the box
in front of you or to switch
and give it to the other player.
But before you decide on that,
the other play will get
to look inside their box
and try to manipulate you
into choosing the bad box.
So, whatever box ends up
in front of you,
you have to deal with.
- Do you think I'm gonna lie to you?
- I don't--
- I will.
- No, you--
- I'm just telling you, I will.
- Yeah, but you're not a good liar.
- No, I'm not.
- Can you lie?
I don't know if you've ever
lied to me.
- I'm an actor, so I feel
like I'm pretty good at lying,
but I think it really--
I think, in this game,
it doesn't matter.
- (groans) Yeah, let's do it.
Good luck.
- (FBE) One box has a cute
and fuzzy stuff animal tarantula...
- (softly) Nooo.
- (FBE) ...while the other
has a real tarantula.
- I'm straight up arachnophobic. No.
- (FBE) Loser gets to snuggle
with the stuffed animal
while the other gets
to cozy up with a real tarantula
held in their hands.
- Ohhh!
- No! No! Come on.
- When you say in my hands,
do you mean mittens
and then Purell
and then more mittens
and then the tarantula?
Or just tarantula to skin?
'Cause I don't do that
on the first date.
- (FBE) So, person on the right,
that is Alberto...
- No.
- (FBE) ...you get to go ahead
and take a look inside your box.
- You're kidding me.
- (softly) Ee.
♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
- What is that?
- I don't know. What is it?
- What is that?
- I don't know.
You have to interpret
what that meant.
- You're either gonna put it
as far away from me as possible,
but you don't care.
That's the problem.
- I think he's nervous,
but I can't tell
if he's acting nervous.
- (FBE) So Alberto,
are you gonna keep the box
where it is
or are you going to switch?
- No, I'm gonna switch it.
- (FBE) Okay.
So, go ahead and switch it.
Nice and slowly, please.
- Just do it slower
just to make you think.
- (FBE) Danny, are you
gonna keep or swap?
- I'll keep.
- Is it because you have
the stuffed animal?
Or is it because--
- Isn't that the whole question?
- Yeah, but I'm asking you now.
- I'm not gonna tell you!
- I'm gonna tell you right now,
I want you to flip it.
- Why tell me that?!
- Because I don't want you
to hold the spider,
and I feel bad for you.
- That's very sweet.
- Yeah.
- But I don't believe you.
- Well, then that's your problem.
- It's a web of lies!
How are you supposed to tell--
- Okay, then.
- I'm a rookie mistake here,
but I'm gonna keep mine.
- Okay, your legs aren't shaking,
but you're touching your face a lot.
I'm trying to figure out
tells that you have.
- I'm just trying not to blush.
- (Eric and Danny laugh)
- You know what?
I'm gonna give him what he wants.
You can keep it.
It's all yours.
- Okay.
- (FBE) Okay, open your boxes.
- (Alberto giggles)
- Mother--
- (claps) OWW!
That hurt, but that was great!
I lied to you at first.
You weren't paying attention.
- WHY?!
- And so, I just flipped it
at the end.
- Why do this to me?
- Because you were taking too long!
So, I was like, you know what?
Screw this guy.
- No! Wait, come on!
- He's gonna die now.
- (Alberto) So now he gets to--
now he gets to touch the spider
and I get to play with this one.
- I should've listened!
Can we switch?
- No, too late.
- Wait, mine's-- okay.
Ah-ha!
Oh-ho! Ah, ha-ha. Okay.
- How long do I have
to hold this thing?
- (FBE) You have to hold it
for one minute.
- You're joking.
- Oh, guys.
I don't know if I wanna do this.
I know. Yeah, gotcha.
Cool, all right.
I'll be right there.
Just a second.
Give me a sec.
Can I kiss the frog again?
- Does it have to be a minute?
Can it be, like, 30 seconds?
- (Alberto) Ohhh, dude,
that thing is gnarly.
- Oh my gosh. Ugh.
- (Alberto) Oooh-hoo.
- (exhales) Okay.
- Dude, imagine if it
jumps on you.
- I hate you!
Just make sure--
can you face it away from me,
so I don't see his face?
(inhales deeply)
- (Alberto) Oh, oh, oh.
- (FBE) All right.
Time has started.
- What if it tries to walk? Okay!
- (handler) It's not gonna walk.
- Are you sure? It's walking now.
It's just a really tiny kitty
with a lot of legs.
- You know...
- Dude, it looks like
it's ready to jump somewhere.
- Up yours, dude.
- No, like-- it's-- swear,
it just looks like it's ready
to just like destroy somebody.
- My hands are so unsteady right now.
Ohh, it just turned its head.
- Oh, it's moving.
It's moving. It's moving.
- I'm just scared it's gonna
jump at me.
- Yeah, I'm really worried for you.
- Yeah. (chuckles)
- (FBE) All right, time's up.
- (Alberto) Coming. He's coming.
- Is he coming?
Did he leave me?
Ahhhh.
- You wanna hold this one now?
- Yeah.
- (Alberto) There you go.
- It kind of stuck to me.
It didn't want to leave.
Guys, I made a friend.
- (Danny) Good job.
- Ah, get it away.
No, I'm good.
- (FBE) For round two,
I'm calling this challenge,
"Ahh, Kelly Clarkson!"
- (Andy) Noo, Kelly Clarkson!
- Ohh my gosh. Wait, no,
I know what it's gonna be.
- (FBE) So, this round is gonna
get a little hairy.
- Ooh.
- Oh, no.
- (FBE) One of you will be getting
their leg waxed.
- Ohh.
- (FBE) And the other gets to wax
that person's leg.
- Okay, that's pretty funny.
- Have you waxed people before?
- No.
- (Eric) Not even yourself?
- No.
- See, I've waxed my legs
a few times for videos,
so I feel like I'm experienced
in this.
- (FBE) Carson, go ahead
and look in your box.
- You're making yourself nervous.
- Am I?
- (Alberto) You're nervous. Yes.
- Am I nervous?
- (Alberto) Yes, you're nervous.
- (Carson) I don't think I am.
- It's way too easy to tell.
Way too easy.
You're trying too hard.
- I'm not trying.
- (Alberto) Yes, you are!
- You're just blabbing right now.
I didn't say a word.
- No, you're trying!
- Danny, my strategy in the show
is that I'm only ever
gonna tell you the truth, okay?
I promise.
- Uh-huh. No,
I swear to G, O, double D.
Okay. Well, in mine,
there isn't anything physical.
There's just a card on the back
of the box that says, "Get waxed."
So, this is the side
that would have to get waxed.
- I'm gonna switch it.
Whoa, it's so smooth.
- It is.
- So, I'm gonna switch it...
- Ohh, okay.
- ...because I don't wanna get waxed.
And that's the truth.
I don't have enough hair
to get rid of.
- Okay.
- Your facial expression changed
from happy to serious
and then back to happy again,
so it was like you're trying
to make the seriousness
with the happiness,
but it wasn't working.
- Unless I know how to play this game.
- I'm gonna go ahead
and flip it back on him
and keep it there.
- It's very difficult,
because I don't know
if you're telling the truth.
You seem like a genuine guy.
I'ma switch it back.
- (FBE) Okay.
- Could backfire on you.
- I know.
You sure you want me to have it?
- I already did it.
- (FBE) All right.
Open your boxes.
- Woo! Wait. Aww, shoot.
Never-- it says "Get waxed."
I thought I did so good!
I thought I was Sherlock Holmes,
but it wasn't.
- [Bleep] this game.
- Yes!
You were right!
- I can't believe
giving you the answer
backfired on me. (laughs)
- I know! (chuckles)
- And my hair just grew back
from the last time
I did a waxing video.
This happens a lot to me
for some reason.
- Oh, I guess so.
- I'm kind of nervous,
'cause I don't know
how much Carson's gonna put on
or try to rip off.
I'm hoping it's not a lot,
but then again, I did screw you over
on the first one,
so I'm kind of expecting him
to just go ham on it.
It's fine.
- I really like this game.
- I want to be a kind person
when I rip off this (chuckles)
wax from your leg.
- Oh, I appreciate that.
I'm honest, and you're kind.
- Let's get that little--
- Oh, it's warm.
Ow, it's hot.
- (Carson) Oh, there we go.
Look at that.
Happy little hair.
- That's a thick layer!
- That hair's gonna be bye-bye.
- So, welcome back
to our beauty channel.
Today, Daniel and I are gonna
teach you how to wax.
- Oh, yeah.
- (Eric) This is so smooth.
Do you paint?
- I used to.
- Oh my god.
I could tell.
- Waah! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!!
I need to prepare myself
mentally for this!
- (Carson) It's like
ripping off a band-aid! You're fine!
- Okay. She's about ready.
You ready?
- Wai--bo-bo-bo!
Whoa, wait a second.
- (Danny chuckles)
- I wasn't ready. Hold on.
I need lots of time
to prep for things.
- Ow, ow, AHHH! (laughs)
- Ah!
- Ahhh.
- Yeah!
- Owww!
- Ugh, lovely. Look at that.
Look at those hairy legs. (chuckles)
- One, two...
oh, I need to get a grip.
I don't wanna--
- I swear to God, do it!
- One, two...
- Woo-hoo!
That is smooth!
- It looks like a bug.
- Hey!
- Like a centipede with all its legs,
but it's your hair.
- (FBE) Our final challenge
in which one of you will get
to relax your feet
in a nice foot spa bath,
and the loser will get
to put their feet
in a bucket of fish guts.
- Ohh! Ah, that's gross!
That's gross.
I hate slimy stuff
with really gross texture.
- Ahh, no.
- (FBE) Okay, Danny,
you open first.
- Okay.
- Feeling gutsy?
- Okay. What are you thinking
that I'm thinking about all this?
- Have you ever gone fishing before?
- I have.
I've actually gone on fishing trips.
- Have you ever put your feet
in fish before?
- No. Is that a thing--
did you go fishing
on your trips and do that?
- No, I've never done either.
This might be normal for you.
I don't know your life.
- Tea.
- What does that even mean?
- Exactly.
- Now, judging from your coldness
and your relaxation of your eyes
and you not being able
to make eye contact,
I think you're lying,
and I think the fish guts
is on your side,
while I think I have the spa.
Or you put the spa
right in front of you,
and you're expecting me to switch it,
'cause last time I kept mine.
- I'ma switch it.
- Oh, are you now?
Keeping a very neutral face
for someone that just
made a bold play.
- Flippy-flip.
Here you go.
- I don't know.
I feel like when you're lying,
you overact to try
to emphasize the ridiculousness of it,
so you're going like...
- ("English" accent) I don't know what
you're talking about.
- ("English" accent) What are you
saying? I'm gonna switch back.
Okay.
- If I lose all three, I quit.
- (laughs)
- Why are you looking at me
as if I'm gonna tell you
what it is?
- I'm flipping.
- Okay.
- (FBE) Okay. Open your boxes.
- (sighs) My gosh.
What is wrong with--
I don't like any of you now.
- I got the fish guts.
- Yes! I've been needing a foot spa.
- He gets a foot massage! (chuckles)
- Well, after that waxing,
it's just a full day
at the salon.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- This is disgusting,
and this is gonna be awful.
From the initial look,
it looks disgusting,
'cause it's green and brown.
Those colors throw me off.
- Go ahead, buddy.
You're a little late.
- You know, I lived a long life
with my feet.
I don't need feet anymore.
- (Alberto) Eww.
- (Alberto and Carson scream)
- (Alberto) The water's brown!
Why is the water brown?!
- Ahh! I feel so gross!
- (Alberto) Watching it is gross.
- Oh, feeling it is gross!
Ahh!
- It looks disgusting,
but I'm glad I can't smell it
from here.
- (snorts) Just wait.
- That makes me feel a little bett--
Yeah, I know.
It's gonna be so cold I bet.
- (Eric) Ooh-hoo!
It's warm!
- Ohh.
- (Eric) Oh! What is that?
Body temperature? Okay.
- Oh, it's so squishy!
It's in between my toes!
Can you pour some of that
in here, too?
- Absolutely not.
- (FBE) There is a bubble button
if you wanna turn that on.
- Oh, there's a bubble button?!
- I'm surprised
there's not bubbles.
- Oh, me and my bubble buddy!
How are you doing with your fish?
- It's great.
- I thought the challenge was great.
I thought it was a lot of fun,
especially I got to wax your legs,
hold a tarantula.
I'm expanding my comfort zone.
- You know, I think went
through the wringer,
but I ended okay.
I'm on vacation now.
- Yeah.
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