>> ONCE AGAIN IT'S TIME FOR US
TO SELECT OUR PERSON OF THE
YEAR.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO IT HAS
TO BE, SO IF SOMEONE WILL JUST
COME OUT AND SAY IT, WE CAN MOVE
ON.
ANYBODY?
( LAUGHTER )
LISTEN, I KNOW NOBODY WANTS TO
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR PICKING HIM
FOR THE COVER, BUT COME ON.
LET'S BE PROFESSIONALS HERE.
JUST SAY HIS NAME.
WE'LL GET BACK TO OUR JOBS.
OKAY I'LL START YOU OFF TRUUU...
SOMEBODY JUMP IN HERE.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS ROOM FOR FIVE
HOURS.
SO FAR THE ONLY SUGGESTION I'VE
HEARD IS, "CAN I USE THE
BATHROOM?"
NO, YOU CANNOT USE IT, NOT TILL
YOU SAY HIS NAME!
SAY IT!
OKAY, THE CONFERENCE ROOM IS NOW
FILLED WITH JARS OF URINE AND
WASTE.
THEY'VE PASSED OUT FROM THE
FUMES.
LOOK, WE'RE ALL ADULTS.
JUST SAY THE NAME SO WE CAN GO
HOME!
SAY IT!
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY!
CARL WAS JUST EATEN BY THAT
DINGO.
I HAVE THE WATER JUG!
I AM THE RULER!
I WILL SHOW MY BRAVERY BY SAY
HIS NAME.
TRUMP!
TRUMP IS THE PERSON OF THE YEAR!
AAARRGGHHH!
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT."
