Jack: Okay!
Jack: Let's do dis!
*Wapoosh*
Mark: You wanna fill, or do you wanna no fill?
Just the two of us or no two?
Jack: Well we'll do teams of 20, so...
Mark: Is it..
Mark: Oh, that's right.
Mark: Okay.
Jack: We-
Mark: So it doesn't matter if we fill it up.
Jack: We can-
Jack: Yeah.
Jack: We- we don't even have the option
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: Let's not get any assholes in here.
Jack: *groans*
Jack: They're the worst.
Jack: There's already two of them in here,
Jack: I don't want more!
Mark: I know right?
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: Oh!
Mark: You know-
Mark: You know that backpack that you got on?
Jack: Yeah.
Mark: Are they selling those backpacks?
Jack: In real life?
Jack: No.
Mark: Yeah.
Mark: Oh my god!
They're just...
Mark: Losing money!
Mark: That backpack is so cool!
Jack: Yeah!
Jack: Well that's what...
Jack: Ninja was playing with them.
Jack: Like, the actual developers were like,
"What do you want?"
Jack: He was like, "Make everything real!"
Mark: Oh, I love it when our team doesn't all agree on where to go.
Jack: Yeah.
Mark: Oh boy...
Jack: We're not gonna get any loot here.
*laughs*
Mark: No no no no no no no!
Mark: C'mon
Jack: Aw! I have a new glider that has an engine on it...
Jack: And blinkers
Mark: *strange noise*
Mark:*sarcasm* Wow!
Mark: I've got a basic shit glider.
Jack: Ooh!
Jack: I got a good gun!
Mark: Ooh I found a chest!
Jack: Ooh! I found a chest also!
Mark: *surprise* Oh!
Mark: Hello!
Mark: Welcome!
Jack: Yep. People are here.
Mark: Uh oh, who's shooting me?
*gunfire*
Both: Oh!
Jack: He had a lot of shield! He got a lot of shield!
Mark: Someone came up from behind!
Jack: NO!!
Mark: *crying sounds*
Jack: *loud groan*
Mark: *loud groan*
Mark: Oh no-ho-ho-ho!!
Jack: I didn't realize there was two of them!
Both: *laugh*
Mark: *groan*
Mark: See, I was shooting the guy you were shooting at, then someone just came up right by me with a shotgun.
Jack: Yeah
Mark: *groan*
Mark: We got FUCKED!
Jack: *sighs*
Jack: *stutters* Ah..
Jack: Practice round! Warm-up round!
Mark: Right! Warm-up!
Mark: No realsies!
Mark: This one's for the good!
Jack: The... *laughs*
Jack: Get it loose! Get it loose.
Jack: I'm dancin.
Jack: There's an Irish jig in the game...
Jack: That I fuckin adore.
Mark: I got the basic.
Jack: *groans*
Mark: *laughs* I saw...
Jack: *sadly* I was just about to dance my ass off!
Mark: It was just like BA BA! and... ok, alright.
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: Okay, Fatal Fields!
Jack: Again...
Mark: Alright.
Jack: Jump as soon as you can!
Mark: Okay, I'm...
*werid noise*
Mark: *grunt*
Mark: I jumped! I'm down! I'm going!
Jack: Me too.
Mark: No, I hit...
Mark: *laughing* I hit my glider!
Mark: Oh good!
Mark: Thank goodness you can put your glider away!
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: That would have been...
Jack: Thank god there's an un-glider button.
Mark: Thank god there's an "Oh God Mark's playing"
Mark: "Let's make it stupider for him."
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: Yeah, for people watching this by the way,
Jack: We're not good at this game.
*laughs*
Mark: No no no no.
Mark: Not yet anyway.
Jack: Nah.
Jack: This is for funsies. This is practice.
Mark: Someday.
Mark: Ooh.
Mark: Nice.
Mark: Good find. Good find, good find.
Mark: GOOD WORK TEAM!
Jack: Yeah!
Mark: Good teamwork!
Jack: Look at...
Jack: Look at this moocher.
Jack: Get outta here ya damn moocher!
Mark: Yeah!
Jack: Imma da...
Jack: Imma dance him outta here. Get outta here!
Mark: *laughs*
Mark: What about my dance?
Mark: *to the beat*
Uh. Yeah. Uh huh
Jack: That's cool. I'll give ya money for it
Mark: *laughing* Look ya got...
Mark: You got a person... behind you! Look!
Jack: Oh he dancing too!
Jack: Wait I want...
Mark: Yay!!
Jack: I wanna be best friends with him.
Mark: I can't do this.
Jack: *laughing* Yay!
Mark: I can't do it.
Mark: I can't do any of this.
Jack: Join in! Mark, do it too!
Mark: *stutters*
Mark: *grunts*
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: *strained* This is all I can do!
Mark: *angrily* This is all I can do!
Jack: Um...
Jack: Right... I *stutters*
Jack: Dunno where to go now.
Mark: I think we've scoped all the enemies out of this area, so....
Jack: Yeah, we...
Jack: We scared 'em away!
Jack: With our dancing!
Mark: Yeah, your dancing!
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: My dancing specifically was so bad, they all ran.
Jack: They were like, "Oh, default! No!"
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: *chuckles*
Mark: Default skin! Default dance! Oh *shudders*
Jack: He's a noob! We can't kill a noob!
Mark: *laughs*
Mark: He's got the beginner's luck.
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: There's no stopping him.
Mark: Alright, I don't know where I'm going...
Jack: Yeah, he- you've got beginner's luck.
Jack: I've got Irish luck.
Jack: They're- they're- they're terrified! They're quakin in their boots.
Mark: Hey, there's someone building up there.
*distant gunshots*
Mark: I don't like that.
Jack: Oh.
Mark: I don't like that.
Jack: Oh he dropped down.
Mark: He dropped down.
*gunfire*
Jack: He's got nothing.
Mark: Hit 'em.
Mark: Knock him down.
*gunfire*
Mark: You have anyone near you?
Mark: Who's that other person shooting at?
Jack: I don't know. I think he's being a... scary boy.
Mark: Alright.
Jack: Stop being a scary boy!
Mark: Where'd they go?
*gunshot*
Mark: Woah!
Mark: Scary!
Jack: I dunno why he's trying to hide.
Jack: It's not like... he has people with him that are gonna come help.
Mark: Yeah.
Jack: Where'd he go?!
Mark: Well if anything
Mark: This whole
Jack: Oh, there he is!
Mark: *inaudible*
Jack: *chuckles*
Mark: *inaudible*
Mark: How could he possibly want to cling to life any longer?
Mark: He's done!
Jack: Ooh hunting rifle.
Mark: Oh fricking moocher.
Jack: Oh, here.
Jack: Oh, he took it?
Mark: He took it, yeah.
Mark: Asshole.
Mark: Alright, I'll...
Jack: Okay.
Mark: Do you want that?
Jack: No no, I was just gonna take it and give it to you. You take it.
Mark: Oh sweet, no scope my only way of play. Jack: I Have a shot gun as well so I'm happy.
Mark: come on, im so bad. *Gun Fire* Mark: Yes! Got him! Head shot, knocked him down.
Jack: Did you really? holy fuck.
That's a good ass shot
Mark: With a no scoped rifle baby. 
 Jack:  Oh, there's guys so guys at 15 as well,
Mark: those at 15? Jack: down at those shacks, at the chimney stack
Mark :You got it. You got it, buddy
Jack: Seriously,  that's a good shot. That's hard to make.
Mark: It did take all seven of my bullets though, and just right
And thankfully they didn't move even a little bit which was very helpful, *Jack laughs*
But you know I'll take credit take credit for that. Jack: you can play on the tires if you want. Mark: I don't wanna Jack: they are fun and bouncy
Mark: You can do these funky things in the map
Both: Whoa
Jack: That was behind us yeah Northwest again Mark:  okay? I don't know what our team is doing they're all around salty springs, and yeah
Jack: I guess they're trying to get Loot cuz still gonna be a while before the surfer comes
jack: Uh oh! there's people right here! Theres people right on top of us! uh no!
Jack: Down one, and I'm down to one Mark: oh you got 'em?  we got a move okay, you get that, Jack: nice nice nice nice
Mark: Wham I don't have the ammo to waste taking you out,  yes
Just die alright Jesus Christ there We go.  Jack: There's at all awww, beat whoa whoa whoa, Mark: *screeching*
I almost hit him! Jack:  I got hit by the bush. I'm throwing up grenades Mark: me, too
Jack: You know I'm telling you so it's not like they can hit you anyway. Oh?
Incoming rates oh
Mark: Oh boy,
And I'm trying to flank around way around Jack: okay, I'm gonna steal one of these guns
What separates the boys Mark:Whoa,  Ima boy, Ima boy, Ima boy
Jack: Are you gettin', are you getting dead? Mark:  got him I got him Jack:  damn good shit. There's a guy. He's still on that thing isn't there?
Mark: probably Jack: Got 'em
Mark: You got him? Jack:  yeah, I got him Mark: dead dead? Jack:, oh, he's not fully dead, but whoa
Mark: Alright, I'm gonna go up behind him okay.  Jack: I picked up a bunch of guns. I Don't know which ones to use hey, don't go
He's gonna oh no the circle Mark: oh oh oh wow did not realize that, Jack: okay now, I need this loot though
Mark: Ohhh Oww please let me survive long enough to get right here I
Did it with 16 health I made it in shocking. Jack: Okay, Good, Oh
Shit this one's hurtin'
Mark: You okay worried? Oh, you're far. Oh oh no.  Jack: I got this I got this
I got seven bandages. I just need a band oh up, oh oh my god Mark: I need to bando you
Oh, you just need to bandai namco Mark: watchin'
I'm watching no one else is running in
Jack: Good that circle was hurting a lot
Mark:Yeah,  Jack: it's hurting a lot man
Mark: We got a long way to go. We never should have left the farm
Jack:There's another team of eleven though how many kills you got?
Mark: I've got three.  Jack: I have two okay. You want you need bandages? Mark: Yes, whatever you
Mark: I've got three shots on the snipers. Yeah, I ever did that oh, we should move to the other circle actually Oh
Jack: Ooooh
Purple scare
Mark:Nice Jack:and a small shield and a purple tack shotgun and rockets
Mark: Awwww, almost hit you. Jack:  who? theres a crossbow here if you want it has
infinite ammo. Mark: Whaaaaa, i got knocked down
I'm a whiny baby- We're gonna get stumped by the circle, Both: Whoa whoa,
Jack: FUCK Mark: Uh no, No! No!
Jack: Human centipede this is scare 'em, he won't want to kill us oh shit
Live by the farm die by the farm Mark: we weren't even close to the farm
Jack:We, we did okay. There's two people left on our team. There's not a hope of what's winning that one of them is down
Yes, that was a fun where you want to go
Pleasant park or greasy are pretty good I
Feel like a lot of people are gonna jump to for you
Yeah, that's true. We could go to enter key acres up top
If you're down, I'm down. I forgot we're duos now if this is weird. Yeah, I know right
No one to protect us, please now we might not get destroyed as easily, okay, I'm going
Fire 1. I think our house yeah
Hey, I got it going and I have a chest here, so
I'm coming to you. I've got a shotgun if you want it, honey if it's fair
That
You have that secret menu you were talking about yeah, you have to drag it out. No
Oh, no, okay. This guy is coming towards us
Which guy we're at 195
195 okay there's two of them one
Which makes sense because we're in duo's
All right, they're at those little shacks right outside. This house. I see him
Hey, here's no shield
Hit him again see if I can make your Nate over there, oh, yeah will actually reach, Oh
Company close
Fuck dude. Whoa whoa whoa? Oh, yeah?
I'm down the guy is on the right-hand side of the building. Oh careful I
Think he's gotta come in the back. Yeah
As long as he doesn't climb up top oh
That was me
Nice, okay coming up for you
there's more guns and stuff I
Don't have any health. I have bandages you can have I
Was on the roof, and I just fell down. Oh, okay. I got you, okay
I hope no one shoots me what I'm doing. Oh, we don't even have that fire to go for the circle
Oh those guys right there. Oh, there's guys behind you 255 255 over there
I won't leave you. We can't get into this window into fat. Oh no
Forget, I got a bush nice be the bush
Be the indoor bush. They'll never suspect it
Well okay, they might know you're a bush
As long as you place higher than 23rd it's good
Where do you want to go I usually go to Maddow town whenever I drop it's a ways away, though
I usually like getting away from people and then meeting them later on
Yeah, that way you can feel at least like you had a chance
Yes, all your gear instead of landing tilted and dying immediately
There's some fun to that when I was in club D
I would just die I would land right in catching key, and yes like with everybody
Get your good instills up eventually, I guess I
Mean, I wish I was as good as I was one other when I was like a teenager
I played Counter Strike all the fucking time, and I was really good
Is that glow just lights or is that a secret roast? I think it's just lights oh?
There's people with us. Well. There's one east and one landed at this house close to us. I think
Sit crossbow, I learned it here when I was
Streaming and I had a crossbow and I no scoped a guy in the face, and then another guy came up and
Killed me or hit me with his pickaxe as I was celebrating and he eventually killed me with a pickaxe, and it was so embarrassing
Dude I thought someone was making omelets because there was so much egg on my face
Okay, there's this door has been open so someone is here. Oh, yeah, that was medium. Oh
Well I mean I'm still correct the Jew
More important to be right then look stupid
Basically the Internet in a nutshell yeah
Did the other guys just fuck off or something yeah, one of them landed out your site. He landed at that house. That's over there
Do you get a gun hey? I got a guy. I got sold rifle and shotgun
And then the other guy landed behind us back over that other side
Thank you here, I'm nervous
Yeah, it's weird when you don't land and have to engage people immediately yeah
Yes
Half the peopie movement moving to Northeast there's people building bridge
There's people crossing the bridge there someone is crossing the bridge right now. Okay, let's
Get eyes on him I
Didn't see two I only saw one
when one is over there at the OE, I see -
You see - yeah once coming through the the bridge thing. No the wait does that mean there's three?
There's there might be other teams so
maybe uh
Could be opportunistic about this
Impossible
No, I did this thing fuck it sucks
It's gone broken. Oh, they know where we are
All right well
That's not good. Maybe I should not have cross boat
maybe
maybe
Good call just desecrating this incredible monument here stood for tens of thousands of years now gonna be another wall
Oh people are going for a loot box over there *oink* popped cha~
Did you hit him? Mark: Whohahaha
That's just like they take one shot it's just PRRRRRRRRRRRR *Mark imitating plane noises*
WALLS WALLS WALLS WALLS
It's hilarious there's guys to our right climbing up on us right now
Good shit good shit
Mark: Dropped 'em
Jack: Nice Mark: He fell..I dunno where he fell
Jack: Aw come on how did that not hit 'em
Oww! Motherfucker!
He's on me fuck
*goran of annoyance* I had to heal
We did better we placed 20th
Mark: Did we do better? Jack:  Last time most 23rd we did better
Mark: Hey! I suppose you could consider that better
Jack: Victory~!
Mark: Yeah, is that? What did we win we won right?  Jack: No now. We didn't
Mark:  Alright, where we headed?
Jack: Anarchy, junk.. I think a lot of people will land in pleasant
Mark:Probably.. Jack: Or becomes more tomato and that kind of area again
Mark: That worked out for us last time I'm sure it'll double... all this..it'll..it..... *Mark stuttering*  it will happen again
Jack: *laughter*
Jack: That's how you words.
Jack: Aw there's a dude right next to me.
Mark: Watch how wide I can spread my butthole!
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: You want to see? It's a cool trick!
Jack: *laughs confusedly*
Mark: My dad taught me!
Mark: Here we go!
Jack: *laughing* Oh no!
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: Oh!
Jack: Somebody died...
Jack: Oh there's a-
Jack: There's a half-
Jack: There's a mega... joge out there.
Jack: *angrily* I want it!
Jack: I want the mega joge!
Mark: It's a- it's a trap!
Jack: Oh! He's here.
Jack: He's in front of me, he's behind this building.
Mark: Get going around one side?
*gunfire*
Mark: He's shooting me, shooting me.
*gunfire*
Mark: I can't hit anything. I can hit nothing.
*gunfire*
Mark: Someone hit me from behind.
*gunfire*
Mark: Someone hit me from behind.
*gunfire*
Mark: I'm out of ammo.
Jack: That's his friendo.
*gunfire*
Mark: Okay.
Mark: Taking his gun.
Mark: Switching out.
Mark: Lets see if I can sh-
Jack: Oh he threw a grenade!
Jack: He threw a grenade!
Jack: Ah! It didn't hit me. But it-its scaring me!
Mark: Got 'em.
Jack: Niiiice!
Mark: Get 'em? Ok.
Mark: OOHH!
Jack: Oh my god, you very closely died.
Jack: Um here.
Mark: Yeah, can I get that med kit?
Jack: Yeah.
Mark: Phew, thank you.
Jack: Jeez Louise.
Mark: Fun stuff, huh?
Jack: Ya see that?
Jack:  Pincer maneuver!
Mark: *enthusiastically* Yeah!
Jack: That's how we do it-
Mark: Hey! You got-
Mark: You got credit for both those kills.
Mark: That's bullshit.
Jack: Oh.
Mark: I helped.
Jack: Maybe because I hit them.
Jack: did you...
Mark: *indignantly* I hit-I hit many people.
Jack: *chuckles*
Mark: I saw numbers.
Jack: *imitating Mark* Yeah many people died.
Mark: *like a pirate* Arh!
Jack: *like a pirate* No! You will die!
Mark: *like a pirate* You think I don't be hitting people?
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: *chuckles*
Jack: Also these ice cream trucks, have a hundred thousand health.
Jack: *laughs*
*smashing*
Mark: *stutters
Jack: It's like a lil-
Jack: A little Easter Egg
Mark: What??
Mark: *in a weird voice* That's impossible!
Jack: *laughing* What is this power level?
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: Um... I'm gonna head back to this house that we went to before.
Jack: Oh!
Mark: Good.
Jack: No he looted that.
Mark: Okay.
Jack: That's where that guy came out.
Mark: C'mon, come here.
Mark: Well there might be more, you never know.
Jack: I need to go that way anyway.
Mark: *inaudible*
Mark: They died to us! They're probably incompetent.
Jack: Yeah.
Jack: Two kills under our belt.
Jack: That's pretty good.
Mark: *in a dopey voice* That's pretty good.
Jack: All we need to do now is take on...
Jack: A lot more teams of two.
Jack: Thirty more teams of two,
Jack: And we can do this.
Mark: Just do exactly what we did.
Mark: Again, and again, and again, and again...
Mark: And then again!
Mark: 'An then two more times.
Jack: Um... You want this Shotgun?
Mark: And then we win!
Mark: Uh...
Mark: *squeaky* Uh yeah.
Jack: *sucks in*
Jack: Another half potion?
Jack: Ooh!
Mark: *chuckling* Oh man.
Jack: Oh! Don't come in here, there's gonna be ectoplasm everywhere.
Mark: Oh never mind.
Mark: I'm switching out your shit shotgun for this...  purple tactical I found.
Jack: Oh fuck!
Jack: I gave you the shit shotgun because I found a green tactical!
Mark: *laughs evily*
Jack: I was so young.
Mark: These punk asses were incompetent!
Mark: *laughs evily*
Mark: Uh oh.
Mark: Can we survive this?
Mark: Oh we slide on our butt!
Jack: Yeah
Mark: That's really good programming.
Jack: Just Do the ol' slip-and-slide man.
Mark: *murmur of agreement*
Jack: It's like they thought of everything.
Mark: Yeah.
*smashing*
Jack: Fuck you birch trees.
Mark: That's not nice.
Both: Whoa 
Jack: Shit.
Mark: Oh shit, they threw a grenade! I knocked one down.
Jack: Damn.
Mark: *screams*
Mark: Rocket!
*explosion*
*gunfire*
Mark: Woah!
Mark: Did my game crash?
Jack: Oh no, did it?
Mark: Fucking hell.
Mark: *groans loudly*
Mark: *inaudible*
Mark: Oh fu- my game...
Mark: No!
*gunfire*
Mark: Not now!
Jack: And I just killed them!
Mark: You did?
Jack: Yeah.
Mark: If I come back in would- *sighs* aw okay, I'm trying to load up as fast as I can.
Mark: What the fuck?
Mark: *angrily* I thought we were just talking about how this game has good programming!
Jack: The actual client?
Jack: Oh no you're down.
Jack: Somebody just downed you
Mark: *sighs*
Mark: *groans*
Jack: *laughing* Your character was just running forward.
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: Well how'd they hit me I was lagged?
Mark: *laughs*
Mark: *sadly* God damn it! We were...
Mark: *crying noises*
Mark: *sadly* That was gonna be our time!
Mark: *crying* We were gonna win.
Jack: We were. I felt it.
Jack: It was in the cards.
Mark: *sadly* We were.
Jack: *shouting* I'll avenge you!
Mark: You will?
Mark: Describe it to me.
Jack: Ok. I-
Mark: Describe the glory.
Jack: I'm walking up.
Jack: Towards them.
Jack: I'm building up over them, so I'm on top of the building.
Jack: Oh I fell down cuz I can't build.
Mark: Okay...
Jack: Ah! They're shooting at me very loud!
Mark: Great!
Jack: But I have the power of-
Mark: *excitedly* And then, and then??
Jack: I have the power of rockets on my side! No I don't it's not in that slot!
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: I ran out of Rockets!
Mark: Great?
Mark: It's the redemption story.
Mark: Overcoming struggles!
Jack: Or sucking dicks.
Mark: That is also an option.
Mark: But I'm not gonna put that in the visual, I'm just going to imagine you...
Mark: Succeeding...
Mark: Climbing the mountain to victory.
Mark: Falling once or twice-
Mark: But then-
Jack: I'm dead.
Jack: *laughs*
Mark: Okay...
Mark: *laughs*
Jack: We placed 14th!
Mark: Wow!
Jack: Progress!
Mark: Yeah!
*outro song*
Mark: *stutters*
Mark: At this rate we'll win, and never lose in about three matches!
Jack: That's true!
Jack: By the-by the sequencing that we have formed.
