
English: 
BREAKING NEWS LOL
wait who broke the news
BREAKING NEWS LOL
an inanimate object has declared war on another inanimate thing wowowowowow
THE CUBE
IS
S O
C L O S E
wow lots of clickbait ALSO PEOPLE ARE WASTING THEIR TIME WATCHING A GAME FILE COMMENCE
jim zoom in to the clickbait a little
yep the cube is actually a slime we forgot to tell you
ali-a says stuff about a lake and a cube you don't need to hear it
D R A M A T I C M U S I C
oh no it a creper o no no no no no no
dab
DAB
D A B
*DAB DAB DAB*
BONGO
cat
*cat*
drum drum
cat
cat cat cat
DÖM DÖM
dim dim dim
DAM DAM
jeff jeff jeff
TAP TAP
däng blub lamp bam dum
drum drum drum drum
*Bongo Cat rapes the cube*
SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

French: 
JT et une grosse tête wow 😯
Reproduction de cube wsh en plus Minecraft 😂😭
LE CUBE
Le cube des familles
Le cube est trop GROOOS!
(REGARDER EN BAS) I’M GAY !!
LE CUBE EST SUR LE BORD
PUTAIN IL TOMBE IL VA TOMBER
STARF MINECRAFT
IL TOMBE !!!!!
BOOM ALLAH ARBAR !!!!
LA PLANÈTE CE DÉSINTÈGRE A CAUSES DES ARABES
Des juifs qui dab !
BENGO CAT SOUS DROGUE
LES JUIFS CE NOIE !!!!
Le juif ce suicide regarder bien
Au revoir les arabes

German: 
Der Würfel ist so nah!
Wie sich der Würfel vermehrt
Der Würfel erreicht das Wasser

English: 
Hey now, you're an all-star
get your game on, go play
tibue99 is gay because he plays with the LOVE RANGER
Hey now, you're a rock star
get the show on
get paid
sub to tibue99 or else u r crab

French: 
CRABIIIIIII
