
English: 
*BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH*
I'm not gonna lie, I've purposely avoided Tumblr like the plague ever since people started asking me in droves to talk about it.
I know that no matter what I say it's going to piss Tumblr people off, and they'll take EVERY LITTLE THING out of context to make me look like a villain.
So I guess I might as well start this off by giving the butthurt oversensitive pussies exactly what they want to hear to purposefully stoke the flames.
*AHEM*
Women are not equal to men.
In fact, white men, like ME, deserve to be paid more because we are cooler AND stronger and, in general, are just:
Calling people "retarded" is not insulting to disabled people. It's actually SUPER hilarious and
And you know what scientists have proven that being gay is a choice(!) So stop being gay you freaks(!)
Is that enough?
Should I keep going?
These comments... These comments are gonna be... They're going to be wonderful.

English: 
(Siren)
I'm not gonna lie,
I have purposefully avoided tumblr like the plague
ever since people started asking me in droves
to talk about it.
I know that no matter what I say
it's gonna piss tumblr people off
and they'll take every little thing out of context
to make me look like a villain.
So I guess I might aswell start this off by giving
the butthurt oversensitive pussies
exactly what they want to hear
to purposefully stoke the flames.
(Clears throat)
Women are not equal to men.
In fact white men, like me,
deserve to be paid more
because we are cooler and stronger
and in general
are just much more awesomer.
Calling people retarded
is not insulting to disabled people,
it's actually super hilarious and uber awesome.
And you know what? Scientists have proven
that being gay is a choice
so stop being gay you freaks!
Is that enough?
Should I keep going?
These comments,
these comments are gonna be
they're gonna be wonderful.

English: 
When I was asking people what I should be
looking out for on this terrible website
pretty much everyone unanimously said
something along the lines of
'It's just a group of whiny assholes
who complain about everything
and never shut the hell up'
Yeah, fuck them.
I don't know anyone like that.
Hey, what's this screenshot of my channel doing here?
That's not relevant at all.
So from what I can figure out,
tumblr
which is the stupidest name in the history
of anything ever by the way.
Why do we say tum-bluh anyway?
It's spelt tum-ler
so I'm just gonna call it by it's proper name
from now on, tum-ler.
So yeah, tumblr is the fucking worst.
It's a social network micro-blogging platform
whatever the hell that means.
If you want a collection of people who
get offended by everything,
complain about problems that are so obscure
that it's comparatively a waste of time
with real issue that are much more prevalent,
and just generally be a bunch of unlikeable
random depressed teenagers who all
collectively bathe in their own self pity
and dismay for their distaste for the world,

English: 
When I was asking people what I should be looking out for in this terrible website-
-pretty much everyone unanimously said something along the lines of:
Yeah, fuck them(!) I don't know anyone like that.
Hey, what's this screenshot of my channel doing here? That's not relevant at all!-
So from what I can figure out, Tumblr (which is the stupidest name in the history of anything ever by the way.)
And why do we say TUM BLUH anyway? It's spelt TUMBLER, so I'm just going to call it by its proper name from now on. Tumbler.
So yeah, Tumbler is the FUCKING WORST.
It's a social network/microblogging platform, whatever the hell that means.
If you want a collection of people who get offended by everything, complain about problems that are so obscure that it's comparatively a waste of time of real issues that are much more prevalent,
and just generally be a bunch of unlikeable, random,  depressed teenagers who all collectively bathe in their own self-pity and dismay for their distaste for the world.

English: 
then tumblr is the place for you.
In a way, I almost appreciate it
because at least these people have an
obnoxious playground to express themselves in
and I never have to see it.
Yeah I admit it,
I hate every single thing that the website stands for
so I never go on it
or really know anything that in depth about it.
I can explain for 40 billion hours
why DeviantArt is terrible
because I've used the website for many years
before even starting this channel.
You know, even 4chan is easier
to wrap your head around than tumblr.
In fact, it seems pretty clear to me that tumblr
is literally the exact opposite of 4chan.
On 4chan it's a complete shit show,
there's no regard for what might offend someone.
Every single person is on the same level of
highly offensive terribleness.
It's weirdly brilliant in that respect.
I can appreciate a no holds barred clusterfuck
of all these terrible anons
over the prissy, pathetic and depressing culture
that tumblr strives to fester.
What these people get out of a never ending
pissing contest of why blank
is worse than blank
is utterly tiring and destructive to everyone involved.
You might say it's 'important'
because all of these social and political issues
are getting a voice.
But tumblr has such a negative vibe to it

English: 
Then Tumbler is the place for YOU(!)
In a way, I almost appreciate it.
Because at least these people have an obnoxious playground to express themselves in and I never have to see it.
Yo, I admit it. I hate every single thing that the website stands for. So I never go on it. Or really know anything that in depth about it.
I can explain for 40 billion hours why deviantArt is terrible because I've used the website for many years before even starting this channel.
You know even 4chan is easier to wrap your head around then Tumbler.
In fact, it seems pretty clear to me that Tumbler is literally the exact opposite of 4chan.
On 4chan it's a complete shitshow. There's no regard for what might offend someone.
Every single person is on the same level of highly offensive terribleness.
It's weirdly brilliant in that respect.
I can appreciate a no holds barred clusterfuck of all these terrible Anons over the prissy, pathetic, and depressing culture that Tumbler strives to fester.
What these people get out of a never ending pissing contest of why _______ is worse than ________ is utterly tiring and destructive to everyone involved.
You might say it's "important" because all of these social and political issues are getting a voice.

English: 
But Tumbler has such a negative vibe to it at this point that I don't think anyone outside of its own users takes it seriously at all.
One minute you claim that beard dye should not have the name "Men's" on the packaging because it's not "gender equal",
then there's just some random cute pictures of animals doing something dumb.
Oh, and of course a bunch of random quotes and pictures that are so vague that they can be applied to virtually any situation to offer support.
Look, obviously I'm not saying I'm against the ideas of:
or whatever the hell these people want to highlight.
But the way it's presented on Tumbler is so passive aggressive and vitriolic that I think most people that I think most people find it kind of laughable.
A lot of people ask me to make videos about feminists and why they're the worst.
It's upsetting to me that Tumbler has seemingly warped the perception of what a "feminist" is supposed to represent.
Quite frankly, if you don't consider yourself a feminist, then you're a bigoted ASSHOLE.

English: 
at this point that I don't think anyone outside of it's
own users take it seriously at all.
One minute you claim that beard dye
should not have the word 'men's' on the packaging
because it's gender equal
then there's just some random cute pictures
of animals doing something dumb.
Oh and of course a bunch of random
quotes and pictures that are so vague
that they can be applied to virtually
any situation to offer support.
Look, obviously I'm not saying I'm against the ideas of
feminisim or gender or racial equality
or whatever the hell these people want to highlight.
But the way it's presented on tumblr
is so passive aggressive and vitriolic
that I think most people find it kind of laughable.
A lot of people ask me to make videos about
feminists and why they're the worst.
It's upsetting to me that tumblr
has seemingly helped warp the perception
of what a feminist is supposed to represent.
Quite frankly, if you don't consider yourself a feminist
then you're a bigoted asshole.
If you don't advocate for the equality

English: 
of the sexes then you're part of the problem.
Because that's all that being a feminist means.
It's not about hating men
or complaining that a can of horse meat
has the word 'man' on it.
Are you kidding me with this shit?
If anything negative comes to your mind
when you hear the phrase 'feminism'
I'm afraid you've been contorted
by a small vocal minority of extremists.
An extreme of anything is nearly always bad
and they do nothing but hurt the cause
they claim to be supporting.
It seems pretty clear by
how idiotic the comments are on YouTube
(whispers) and by how Pewdiepie has like
40 million subscribers
(normal volume) that kids reign supreme
on these social media websites.
So giving off this attitude that feminism,
racial equality or whatever it is
is something to be pointed at and highlighted
for being moronic because it's a bunch of
extremist idiots
is doing nothing but creating yet another
generation of uninformed, bigoted twits.
It's not hard to show a little respect to other humans.
But at the same time,
we need to give a bit of leeway
if you're a minority who just expects everyone
to act a certain way.
Most people are dumb, uninformed idiots
and change doesn't happen overnight.
I mean that's not an excuse but
well... it is an excuse fuck you.
Hey and I just said all of that

English: 
If you don't advocate for the equality of the sexes... then you're part of the problem.
Because that's all that being a feminist means.
It's not about hating men or complaining that a can of horse meat has the word "Man" on it.
Are you kidding me with this shit?
If anything negative comes to your mind when you hear the phrase:
I'm afraid you've been contorted by a small vocal minority of extremists.
An extreme of anything is nearly always bad, and they do nothing but hurt the cause they claim to be supporting.
It seems pretty clear by how idiotic the comments are on YouTube-
(and by how PewDiePie has like 40 million subscribers)
-that kids reign supreme on social media websites.
So giving off this attitude that feminism, racial equality, or whatever it is,
is something to be pointed at and highlighted for being moronic because it's a bunch of extremist idiots,
is doing nothing but creating yet another generation of uninformed bigoted twits.
It's not hard to show a little respect to other humans.
But at the same time, you need to give a bit of leeway if you're a minority who just expects everyone to act a certain way.
Most people are dumb, uninformed idiots.
And change doesn't happen overnight.
I mean that's not an excuse, but...
Well, it is an excuse, fuck you.

English: 
without the need of reading tumblr all day long.
It really is just common sense people.
All you've got to do is follow these two main rules:
Rule 1
Don't be a dick.
Rule 2
Please refer to rule 1.
I've been trying to figure out this damn website
for like 4 hours straight
What is this? What is the point?
What the fuck is even happening?
The layout is so dumb,
how does anyone use this?
Oh god, where the hell have I wound up?
Glossary of Transgender, Non-Binary
and Genderqueer words.
Oh my lord look how many there are.
What's a Woman Born Woman?
How is anyone supposed to remember all of this?
I can barely remember what I had for breakfast
this morning let alone what
'Brain Sex' is.
At it's core, tumblr really isn't that different
to any other social media website.
It just, for some reason,
attracts a certain type of person
who I find that 99% of
are fucking annoying whiners.
How about you get off your computer
and do something proactive if you really
believe in your cause.
Assdicks.

English: 
Hey, and I just said all of that without the need of reading Tumbler all day long(!) It really is just common sense people.
All you've got to do is follow these two main rules:
I've been trying to figure out this damn website for over 4 hours straight.
What is this? What is the point? What the fuck is even happening?
The layout is so dumb, how does anyone use this?
Oh God, where the hell have I wound up?
Glossary of Transgender, Non-Binary and Genderqueer Words
Oh my lord, look how many there are!
What's a Woman-Born-Woman?
How is anyone supposed to remember all of this?
I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, let alone what BRAIN SEX is?
At its core, Tumbler really isn't that different to any other social media website.
It just, for some reason, attracts a certain type of person, who I find 99% of... are fucking annoying whiners.
How about you get off your computer and do something proactive if you really believe in your cause?
ASSDICKS.

English: 
So there it is. Finally. After about 2 hours or however long I've been writing these subtitles. I'll let him ramble for a bit.
That sweet, sweet voice.
Like.
Dislike.
Nah man.
See ya mate.

English: 
So there it is, finally.
After all these months,
or however long you've been asking me for,
my opinion on tum-bluh.
I mean tum-ler
This might actually have to be another
one of those subjects that gets a part two
because I'm sure there's just
plenty I've missed off
and so much shit going on on that website.
So what did you think?
Did you like or dislike the video?
Do you like or dislike tum-bluh?
I mean, tum-ler.
Did I happen to offend you in some way?
If I did, I'm sure you came from tumblr.
Tell me whatever it is in the comments below.
And as always, thanks for watching,
all comments and ratings are very much appreciated.
Make sure you check out some of my other videos
and second channel JAR Media for more crazy shit.
I'm sure the next episode will be
more light-hearted I promise.
I'll see you next time.
Bye
