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kehte hain ki kuch rishtein hamesha ke liye hote hain
shayad ye rishta bhi waisa hi tha
 
hum dono pehli baar is college mein milein
*the resemblance is uncanny. We know*
* sexy saxophone plays sexily*
TU DEKHNA CHAHTA HAI NA?
THEN C'MON!
YOU AND ME.
ONE ON ONE.
ISI KA TO MUJHE INTEZAR THA
We remember this movie as the epitome of romance
Itna romantic ki
romantic music plays even when the hero is describing his rival
*sexy saxophone still plays sexily*
cheesy skit alert in 3...2...1
- Sir, thoda romantic music bach gya hai, kya karu iska?
- Opening me daal de
- Lekin sir, hero apne enemy ka intro de raha hai opening me.
- Daal na be, kya hai. Daal de. Daal de.
This movie is the official remake of ''Pepsi Presents'' Minnale
yep. 
*no we are not sponsored*
*yet*
Meet Madhav Shastri.
A college kid with an uncool name
*It doesn't go with the image*
So he does the exact thing YOU did in college to look cool
splitting his name in half. And adding 'y' in the end.
Lakshman becomes ''LUCKY'
Aditya becomes 'ADDY'
Sandhya becomes 'SANDY'
Hence, Madhav becomes...
*maddy theme song plays for emphasis that he is in fact maddy*
He is Introduced as
We got it.
We get it.
Stop.
PLEASE.
but mostly, he's a DUDE...who HATES WOMEN for no apparant reason.
and makes them uncomfortable by saying things like
Jo 'Sam' ke paas hai na, wo inke paas bhi hai...ha paise nahi hai, wo mai de dunga.
Basically maintains the college Gunda/Bad boy image...
but yaaaaaaar *insert heart eyes emoji*
yaha main pighal gayi. <3
*maddy smile montage*
*also my desktop wallpaper*
Entry hoti hai Rival ki
the good to maddy's bad ( as we saw )
*sexy sexy saxophone still still plays*
He's a GOOD BOY. Itna accha hai ki iske liye bacche samne ki seat pe nahi baithte
Taki ye second bench pe bhi first bencher ban paye. *respect*
his hobbies include-
Group photos khichana
Ladkiyo ke liye comedy karna
Classmates ko DARK ka season 3 samjhana
*sexy sexy sexy saxophone hits through*
Their relationship and the sansaarik nonkh jhonkh
Actually became a good source material for other movies...
*pranks and fight montage*
* comments me mat dena please*
Apart from that, these two have a very CONFUSING relationship
Eventually, they part ways and make a pact NOT TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
 
EVER.
That's totally not dramatic at all.
*sexy saxo's back*
And the saddest part is that...it's just the first 10 minutes of the movie.
Maddy has very enthusiastic and loyal friends...who never leave his side.
He has a more enthusiastic and even MORE supportive father,
Who is pretty much the 'cool 90's father start pack'
So, basically liberal ...but finds Kapil Sharma jokes funny.
He supports maddy in his quest to find the
 purrrfect gurll
But makes very offensive gay jokes
*don't be like papa*
*don't be like papa* (2)
Eventually, this ICONIC SCENE introduces *his kinda girl*
Aur yahan Wo pighal gaya
He then spots her at a wedding
And it's surprising that she can change clothes in seconds
No, we have checked.
She's not BANGALI
Anyway, Maddy begins to act like a typical Indian man in my DM, on a normal day.
He immediately starts obsessing over her
because... WHY NOT?
CREEPINESS OP
It's so cute that these guys are posing for the photo they're not even a part of!
that's basically me IRL.
I'm sad, guys.
Maddy finds out through an anonymous phone call to her house, that she's about to get married.
*girl, that's not how you talk to Rajiv from America*
Do minutes ( maggi ) me unko plot summarize karna tha basically, warna aise koi nahi baat karta hai.
He decides to impersonate the FIANCE.
I'm Rajiv from America.
And woo the girl before *Rajiv from America* comes back.
So he does what he thinks *Rajiv from America* would do.
He starts with sending multiple strange men at her doorstep, where she lives alone... with flower carcasses.
And she has the most natural reaction to it. Which is getting ANNOYED.
Or so we thought, until her reaction literally changed
From THIS
TO THIS.
Reena is a shuddh desi girl
And she makes it very clear by giving amazing examples like...
*arre bawli chhori, computer toot jayega nariyal maaregi toh*
She's shown to be sooo sanskari that they had to include this amazing scene in contrast...
-''no we only smoke bidi''
- muh se baas nahi maarti kya?
'Marti hai na...Do chaar ghoont whiskey ke maarlo to chali bhi jati hai.
To emphasize HOW SANSKARI Reena REALLY IS.
putting other women down to lift another?
Na-ah BOLLYWOOD.
WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
So they start ''Dating''
And he does everything a nibba would do to get into a nibbi's pants, like...
*bollywood cliche boyfriend montage*
*bollywood cliche romance montage*
ALL IN 5 DAYS.
5
paanch.
And the day (night) comes when maddy finally gets what he wanted...
A goood fffffff.....
faith.
So, the moment's hot....the mood is set...but!
Uska KLPD ho jata hai.
because of thunder.
No, I take it back.
 
He pretty much KLPDs himself.
but don't worry... we'll be compensated with
BEST RINGTONE SONG FROM 2000s
Yes. That SABUN ke ad wala song jiska tum
Chup chupke video dekhte the because
It was the steamiest stuff DD National could broadcast.
literally.
but like every chinese cheez
the good times die pretty soon
*dun dun duuuuuuuun*
RAJIV /AMERICA IS SAM/ SAMRA OMYGAWWWDDD
*Cries in imtiaz*
tu hai kya? *RAJIV FROM AMERICA*
ye kya 'RAJIV FROM AMERICA' (2) LAGA RAKHA HAI?
agar mai baat baat pe BINOD from INDIA (2) BOLU TO KAISA LAGEGA?
JUST SAY BINOD.
Old villain. Re-Entry.
Well, as you guessed... it's reunion time.
''Mai tumhe aisi jagah maarunga... jahan tumhe sabse zyada lage.''
speech acha tha...lekin execution me fumble ho gaya XD
Iske bad makers prove karte hain
how RAJIV FROM AMERICA is the best person on earth
plays guitar, respects women, is good looking...
AND is ACTUALLY deserving of REENA
But, Kyuki bollywood hai...
She chooses to be with this guy who
Lied to her ,creeped on her,
stalked her AND HER FRIEND!
Used a fake name to enter her house
became unstable like aparichit in front of her office.
and biggest of all...
CUT HER  GODDAMN LANDLINE CONNECTION!
*MAN! I CAN OVERREACT*
*sequel me dekh lenge*
HAIRFLIPS
*There were more.*
Choreography
*rapid fanning*
Jumping freeze frames
Choose your own adventure
*please get the reference. please*
DADDAYYYY
In Conclusion, the Movie has a lot of romance.
But watching it is 2020, might give you a headache.
*it is*
Let's Consider the fact that...there were originally 11 songs for this movie...
Out of which 'only 7' were used.
The problem is that they used ONLY and 7 in the same sentence.
Also, Did you Know... Jackie Bhagnani played a cameo role in this movie... yeah that's him.
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