So This past year the internet made a pretty
big deal about this discontinued dipping sauce
from McDonald’s.
I mean everybody and their brother wanted
to get their hands on the stuff.
Even cartoon characters.
“I’m driven by finding that mcnugget sauce.
I want that Mulan Mcnugget sauce Morty”
Well, as it turns out McDonalds listened and
brought it back this week.
So I just had to get my hands on it and see
if it lived up to the hype.
This is the szechaun sauce review.
Lets see how this stuff ranks when it comes
to your run of the mill tests.
Like How does it do when it comes to playing
musical instruments?
*guitar playing*
Watch out jimi hendrix!
That’s a solid 4 out of 5
Naturally one begins to wonder how the sauce
performs when it comes to making a magazine’s
pages stick together.
And the results are in, That’s an astounding
3 out of 5
But how does it do when it comes to playing
video games?
Wow.
That’s a new high score!
How about nipples?
Does it spread well on nipples?
Talk about sensual.
That is a solid 4 steve urkels out of 7
Can it turn this ugly flat hair into something
awesome?
You bet your sweet ass it can.
Talk about fabulous.
That’s a solid B-
But can it score with the ladies?
Let’s listen in.
“what’s up girl! you’re looking fine
as hell!”
“you don’t look too bad yourself mister”
“wanna bang?!”
"sure!"
Wow, she’s a slut.
He’s a player.
that’s a solid 3 granola bars out of a katy
perry.
But Can it help you see better when reading?
I’d say so!
That earns a solid 79 percent
That’s all fine and dandy but Can it play
records?
That’s the real question.
*music plays*
Of course!
That song is gonna be stuck in my head.
that gets a thumb up from this stock video
little girl.
But does it lose your safety deposit on your
apartment after filming this video?
More than likely, and that gets a solid ranking
of 600 dollars down the drain.
And in case you were wondering it feels absolutely
amazing when rubbed on your face.
It not only rejuvenates your skin and opens
up your pores but some studies claim it reduces
wrinkles.
For that it receives the ranking of a taco,
a kim jong un and a 1975 dodge dart.
But we must know!
How does it taste?!
After all the hype all the speculation all
the anticipation.
How does it taste when you eat it with a tasty
chicken Mcnugget?
Well?
“it’s okay.”
No scezhuan sauces were harmed in the making
of this video.
Worst idea ever.
