>> IT'S SO EXCITING TO BE HERE. 
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FIND IT EASIER 
OR HARDER TO TALK TO SOMEBODY?
WE ARE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE --
>> PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT 
JIMMY IS ACTUALLY A FRIEND.
I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS EASILY. 
>> NO, YOU HAVE NO -- IT SEEMS 
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER 
FRIENDS. 
>> AND HE IS SUCH A DEAR FRIEND 
TO ME.
YOU AND MOLLY, YOUR WIFE.
THAT WE'VE BECOME LIKE NEWHART 
AND RICKLES.
I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE I AM. 
>> YOU TRAVEL TO EUROPE 
TOGETHER. 
>> NO, WE TRAVEL TO MY HOUSE 
TOGETHER.
BUT WE DO -- WE HANG OUT. 
>> Jimmy: YES. 
>> PEOPLE IMAGINE WHAT WE DO.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, WE WENT 
BLACKBERRY PICKING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WE DRAW AND PAINT TOGETHER. 
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW 
SENSITIVE WE ARE. 
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A SENIOR 
CENTER WE'RE LIVING IN TOGETHER.
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JIMMY ANNOUNCES TO ME, THIS YEAR
I WANT TO BRING MY CHILDREN.
YOU JUST HAD BILLY.
AND OF COURSE JANE, YOUR 
DAUGHTER.
HE SAYS, I'M GOING TO BRING THE 
KIDS.
AND I'M LIKE, OH [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, REALLY.
I WANT AN ADULT WEEKEND WITH 
YOU, I DON'T WANT THE KIDS.
THEY'RE NICE KIDS BUT DO YOU 
WANT HIS KIDS AT YOUR HOUSE?
NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I HAVE HAD THE WORST LUCK 
WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS.
I DON'T NO WHY BUT KIDS SEE ME 
AND THEY GET REALLY SCARED.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
>> IT'S LIKE I'M FRANKENSTEIN ON
THE BANKS OF THE RIVER.
RRRR!
SO HE ANNOUNCES JANE IS COMING. 
>> Jimmy: MY DAUGHTER JANE, 
THESE 3. 
>> SO LIKE I GET NUTS ABOUT IT 
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT JANE IN 
FRONT OF MY WIFE BEING SCARED OF
CHILDREN AND SCARED OF ME. 
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
OH, INTERESTING. 
>> I WORK SUPER HARD TO WIN YOUR
DAUGHTER OVER.
NOW NOT ONLY -- IT'S NOT EVEN A 
RELAXING VACATION FOR ME BECAUSE
JIMMY'S THERE WITH THE KID AND I
GOT TO WIN YOUR KID OVER.
AND IT'S JUST HORRIBLE.
IT'S JUST THE WORST THING IN THE
WORLD.
SO I THOUGHT -- SO JANE WALKS 
IN, SHE'S LOOKING AT ME.
THE KID'S 2 YEARS OLD AT THE 
TIME.
SHE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE, OH MY 
GOD, WHAT IS THIS?
AND I DO MY STANDARD, I BREAK 
INTO THE NAME GAME.
YOU KNOW THE NAME GAME?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I GO LIKE THIS.
THE KID'S STARING AT ME, I CAN 
TELL SHE'S ON THE VERGE OF 
TEARS, SHE'S NERVOUS.
AND I GO LIKE THIS.
"JANE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A 
SONG?"
SHE'S LIKE, OKAY.
I GO -- 
♪ OOH OOOOH ♪
♪ JANE JANE BANANA FANNA ME MI 
JANE ♪
THE KID WARMS UP A LITTLE BIT.
JANE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR 
ANOTHER NAME?
HOW ABOUT YOUR DAD?
♪ JIMMY JIMMY BANANA FANNA ME MI
JIMMY ♪
AM I CORRECT?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT 
HAPPENS, YEAH. 
>> WHY MY WORKING SO HARD FOR 
THIS KID?
THIS IS MY HOME, MY VACATION.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL 
LIKE I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU.
I FEEL IF I DIDN'T INVITE YOU ON
THE SHOW, YOU WOULD BE ANNOYED I
DIDN'T INVITE YOU --
>> I AM ANNOUNCING MY 
RETIREMENT. 
>> Jimmy: FROM WHAT?
>> FROM THIS SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FROM THIS SHOW?
>> THIS IS MY LAST APPEARANCE ON
THIS SHOW, IT'S THE END, I DO 
NOT WANT TO BE INVITED, THANK 
YOU. 
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU STAY THROUGH 
THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, AT LEAST, 
AND WE'LL CONTINUE THIS?
>> NOT ONLY WILL I STAY, BECAUSE
I HAVE TO LISTEN TO PAUL.
POOR PAUL, AND POOR CLETO 
HANGING HIMSELF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO STAY, I WOULD LOVE 
TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE 
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FOLLOW-UP SONG I DO FOR JANE. 
