Hey everyone! So yeah, here we go with Season 8.
And this year, we’re hoping to strike it lucky.
Fab, are you sure about this whole Jean Michel thing?
Yeah don’t worry. He’s been in a mood for 3 years, but I know how to bring him around...
Where does Jean Michel live? Is he a hermit or what?
Trust me, he’s not a hermit but he’s not really a person.
You’ll see, he’s a bit different but he’s nice. 
And yes, you might not know this, but there is a Snow God.
And he’s called Jean Michel.
So the reason we’ve had three crappy winters is
because we haven’t been buttering him up enough. 
So it’s about time the tables were turned; time to give him an earful. 
Turns out you’re taking me to a church?
Yeah, we’re going to visit Jean Michel: the Snow God.
We’re going to say a little prayer for the snow to keep on falling like this all winter.
If it’s what we’ve got to do for the snow to come, I’m all for it.
You don’t have to believe it. Just a little prayer: we’ve got nothing to lose...
Oh Jean Michel, we’ve been touring for 3 hours to come and see you...
It’s been 3 years you’ve been a trade unionist, it’s time to get to work!
Hold it right there young chap!
It’s not because you’ve just hauled yourselves up here
that I’m going to roll out the white carpet for you!
Especially since I’ve already worked hard this winter, whilst you’ve been off
skiing for yourselves,
instead of doing Bon App'! I’ve got the proof...
Okay, you’re right. What can we do to make up for it?
Well it’s easy. Leave your lunch on the altar.
And since you’ve not got much, leave me some more
in my holiday home in Peisey-Nancroix.
Got it, Chip & Dale? 
What a bugger having to leave him a saucisson...
Hell’s teeth, it’s worked straight away!
And that’s how it started: our pilgrimage to save Europe from the powder drought! 
So off we head towards Peisey, where we waited for Adrien Coirier the Apostle to help us
in our quest!
What are you doing here?
We need you to take us to Notre Dame des Vernettes to see Jean Michel.
Nostradamus des Vernettes, super well known around here!
I was christened there, and before going away, I always go and light a candle!
It didn’t work last time though?
It doesn’t work every time…
It’s worth a try!
Guys, I think we need to follow the light. 
Jesus!
It looks like Jean Michel liked the saucisson we left for him...
He’d gone straight back to work and had fired up the snowflake machine again. 
Let the adventure commence...
Whatever happens right below, there’s a road.
It’s -20. If we lose each other, one of us has had it...
Ahaha, the amateur! You need to tone up during the autumn, you muppet!
Who’s taking the p**s out of me?
He’s growing wings. I’m going to calm him down right away.
That just did my back in!
Hey, you temporary showbiz workers!
You don’t think I’ve got anything better to do than watch you in slow-motion?!
Jean Michel is really starting to hack us off!
I’m starving. Bring me my food.
Oh crap! What is it?
Turns out Jean Michel couldn’t wait any longer.
He sent out his little Satan to hurry us up!
Hey Jean Michel, you’re starting to get on our tits now. We can’t even do our job.
Yes, but get on with it. I’m hungry!
Couldn’t you have stayed in the Yukon you?
Go!
What’s up Jean Michel?
It’s alright El Tetardos, they’ve got the message.
Mission accomplished! I’m off.
We’d understood that we had to crank it up a gear!
You’re a local but you don’t know where you’re going!
We need to go down and veer right. 
You don’t know anything. The mountain changes year on year.
Trees have sprouted mate!
He’s having us on...
Your track is rubbish!
With such a duff guide, we weren’t going to be finding the church anytime soon.
It’s funny. We can tell you don’t know where you’re going.
Good job we got a local eh!?
The voice of the Lord is nowhere to be found!
He’s got no idea where it is.
Nostradamus del Verdetto, we've made it guys.
So I’ll leave you to get on with whatever you need to do… douse your butts in the holy water. 
I’m going to have a fag.
Don’t blasphemy too much; it’s already starting to get warmer.
Here you go Jean Michel; we’ve brought you something to drink and some charcuterie. 
Thanks Dumb & Dumber; thanks for the wine, but you’ll have to get me a bit more!
I had Johnny here yesterday.
Optic 2000! (Famous advert featuring Johnny Hallyday)
He’s already emptied half of the cellar.
Jean Michel’s going to have to calm down on the food front; he’ll end up as fat as a porpoise.
See Adrien, look...
It’s starting to snow a bit...
Off we go!
You’ll thank us later Adri.
Right guys, my car’s here. 
I’ve had enough of all your nonsense now,
so I’m outta here!
See ya Adri, you’ll be real happy this winter.
You’ll have 3 metres of snow next week. 
Loser! 
Loser!
Come on, our work here is done: let’s go home!
Hey Tango & Cash, you thought you’d already be finished?
I’ve got Johnny who’s not on form; I’m taking him down south for some R & R.
So see you in Puy Saint Vincent tomorrow with food provisions!
Off we go again! Jean Michel is starting to become a right pain...
All-right? Can I turn the engine on now?
The Chosen One will wait for you there, so don’t worry!
So we set course down south and head towards Puy Saint Vincent,
famous for being sheltered from the wind...
It’s the jungle here!
How are we going to find it? Have you seen the size of the forest?
Hey Batman & Robin, you wouldn’t find a brick in a wall.
Don’t worry about anything; the Chosen One knows everything about everything!
He’ll find you. Jean Michel knows everything…
Hey guys, it’s not you that looks for the Chosen One, he’s the one that finds you!
Bunch of retards.
So let me introduce you to my colleague. 
The Almighty Alex the Apostle.
#HighKick
So lads, shall we ski?
Well that’s if you can keep up with us!
Super Big-Head.
Wait, I like winding up Super Big-Head.
I’m going to make him stack it!
Jean Mi, can you see this? If I come up there, I’m going to kick your butt.
It was heaving with snow, Jean Michel must have liked the Mondeuse...
Now this is happiness!
Hit it as hard as you can, muppet.
I’m trying!
I’m a bit like a Snow God; I can make it snow as well!
Seeing as the Chosen One didn’t want us to make an episode without bringing out the Bon App' Heli,
we went up to the col de Balle before going to church!
Ah, he’s loving it!
Snow just like in the films that!
From a very young age, Tony has always eyed up a line next to the road.
And for once, Jean Michel had left him enough snow so that he could do it!
Skiing that was amazing.
It’s what I prefer.
Jumping! 
You have to jump the right way.
Hey Jean Mi, how do you expect me to do this? There’s no more snow!
You’ve got a way to go old chap.
So put your big head away and ski down the slab!
Hey Jean Michel, but it’s closed.
What do you expect? ‘The Lord’s ways are past finding out’!
The offering goes there!
Cheers Jean Michel,
and say Hi to Johnny!
I’ve got to tell you the story behind this church...
In 1398...
Shut it Anthony, don’t try to steal the limelight!
I’m in charge here,
and I’ve still got a mission for Tom & Jerry!
Ok boss.
Jean Mi, when’s it going to stop? We’ve just done the pilgrimage’s off-piste!
And we’ve got no more money to buy any charcuterie!
You have to know what you want guys.
I’m late, I’ve got a Pasta Party tonight, I’ll let you know tomorrow.
Ok, the last one then!
Impressive amounts of snow have fallen this week...
What the hell has Jean Mi done?!
Hey Jean Mi, you’ve been a bit heavy-handed there!
We can’t leave the house.
We aren’t going to be able to go skiing!
Sorry lads, Gainsbourg rocked up last night for a late-night drink, 
and we messed around with the snow machine.
Well played!
We don’t have time to waste; we’ve got a season to get on with.
You’ve worked hard guys, so I’ll make sure you have a good 2018 season.
Anyway, it’s so good starting off a season with actual powder.
I hope that Jean Michel will keep to his word!
Feel free to light a candle for him!
Looking at the metres that have already fallen, we’re off to a good start.
I don’t give a damn about candles, I want charcuterie and wine!
You know what you need to do. So Ciao!
I’ve just screwed my knee!
I’ve been looking for you since 9am. Couldn’t find you anywhere!
He’s got nothing better to do; he doesn’t give a damn about skiing.
Can I go home now? I need to be back in Les Arcs for 3pm, mum’s waiting for me.
Shut up Johnny, we’ve got 10,000 years together.
We’re going to need to change the music! 
