 This is the United
States versus Dory
Sief and Drew Gardner.
Counsel, are you
ready to proceed?
 [VOMITING]
 Oh my god.
 The legal system
is so messed up.
 Dory?
Oh my god.
I haven't seen you
since high school.
 Hey.
 Girl, look at us.
We made it.
 OK.
So who told?
Out with it?
 What do you mean?
 Obviously, one of us
told the authorities.
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't me.
 What about Chantal?
 What?
 I think it was April.
- It wasn't April.
- Great.
Then it was Elliott.
 How could it be me?
I brought it up.
 Dory Sief.
We're your lawyers.
 I'm going to close
my eyes for a minute.
[SNORES]
 Dory, look at you in
that cute prison jumpsuit.
(WHISPERING) You're famous.
 Why?
 Your arrest was the most
fabulous public arrest ever.
NEWS ANCHOR: Could
these hipsters
be cold-blooded murderers?
 This is just a huge
misunderstanding.
 How does it feel to
be a viral sensation?
NEWS ANCHOR: In a
case that's amassed
international attention.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Come on, Dory.
One for your fans.
 Do you think we're the most
famous people in the world
right now?
 I hope so.
 Me too.
 We just ran Mr. Goss's prints.
It was a perfect match
where the body was found.
 I don't have fingerprints.
When I was 12 years
old, I pressed my hands
onto a hot plate to impress
some straight friends,
and they burned off.
Now, do you want to arrest
me or should I just go?
 Get out.
 Do you want to get drinks?
 Let's get drinks.
(SINGING) We're
gonna figure it out.
 I mean personally
I'm a huge fan.
I'm all in.
 I know a place far from
all of this, the Hamptons.
 I hate being put on the spot.
 Well, that's what court is.
 Do you want to
join Jesus Christ?
 Yes!
 I'm going to save us.
 [GASPS]
 [SOBBING]
(SINGING) We're
gonna figure it out.
BOTH: (CHANTING) The
truth will set us free.
The truth will set us free.
 Stop.
Stop.
You're all psychopaths, just
manipulating and killing
people all the live long day.
(SINGING) We're
gonna figure it out.
