This is Dirk.
Dirk's original life's purpose was to increase the world's cat population as a breeder cat.
However, Dirk's aspirations did not reach any further 
beyond the mere necessary.
So now, he's fully living the sofa-cat lifestyle.
It seems he doesn't like to be seduced by looks or 
any feminine appearances..
Actually, this fat furry giant just can't be seduced at all.
With him being just two, Dirk hasn't practiced a lot of 
yoga or mindfulness for that matter.
Nevertheless, stress doesn't seem to bother this unique cat specimen.
Actually...
Mind-empty is a term which typifies Dirk more closely.
For Dirk, acquiring his daily amount of calories and nutrition requires a special trick.
So every day he can be seen pushing a peculiar cylinder 
with just the right amount of force
before the feeding frenzy can commence.
He might appear to you as a passive cat, 
but nothing could be further from the truth.
You see, the hunter never quite left Dirk.
That's why you cannot fool this king of the couch.
Fake feathers -usually- don't make him move a muscle.
Although he might not be your ordinary South African safari cat..
at least he can be an living inspiration for us all..
To be more mind-empty every now and then..
