>> GEE, GANG, THAT MATH TEST WAS
THE BEES KNEES.
I LOVE MATH.
>> OH, CONNIE, YOU'RE SUCH A
NERD.
ISN'T CONNIE A NERD, LOUISE?
LOUISE?
>> SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING.
I WAS MOPING.
>> LOUISE, ARE YOU STILL UPSET
ABOUT NOT GETTING ASKED TO THE
DANCE.
WE KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER.
HEY SAM, HOW ABOUT A ROOT BEER
FLOAT?
WE GOT SOMEONE DOWN IN THE
DUMPS.
>> WELL, SURE THING GIRLS.
BUT SPEAKING OF ICE CREAM,
WHAT'S THE SCOOP.
WHO IS POUTY PENNY?
>> IT'S ME.
I'M THE ONLY GIRL WHO DIDN'T GET
ASKED TO THE SPRING FLING BEPOP
AND SOCK HOP.
>> WELL, IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
THOSE BOYS ARE MAKING A WHOPPER
OF A MISTAKE.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AN EXTRA
SCOOP OF VANILLA ON THE HOUSE.
>> THANKS, SAM.
I WISH ALL THE BOYS TO BE MORE
LIKE YOU.
>> SAM IS THE BEST.
>> WELL HECK, IF I WERE
YOUNGER -- 20 YEARS YOUNGER, I
WOULD ASK YOU MYSELF.
I MEAN IT.
AND GEE, I WOULD ASK YOU AT THE
AGE I AM RIGHT NOW.
>> HA HA, SAM.
VERY FUNNY.
>> SAM TELLS THE BEST JOKES.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> TO WHAT, SAM?
>> THE DANCE.
ARE WE DOING IT OR WHAT?
>> THE SPRING FLING, SAM?
>> THAT'S FOR TEENAGERS, SAM.
>> WELL, THEN WOULDN'T IT WOW
THE CROWD TO SHOW UP WITH AN
OLDER MAN ON YOUR ARM?
>> I WOULD GO WITH SAM IF HE
ASKED ME.
>> WELL I DIDN'T ASK YOU,
STUPID, I ASKED LOUISE.
>> SAM, YOU ARE BEING AWFULLY
NICE, BUT I WANTED TO GO THE
DANCE IN A NORMAL WAY, LIKE WITH
A BOY MY AGE INSTEAD OF AN OLDER
MARRIED MAN.
>> MARRIED?
PLEASE.
THE NEXT TIME I KISS MY WIFE
WILL BE AT HER FUNERAL.
>> NEATO, SAM.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
FUN IF WE DID A TEST RUN.
>> OF WHAT?
>> OUR DATE.
>> WE'RE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT
THAT?
>> WELL, SURE.
LET'S PRETEND THIS BOOTH IS A
CAR.
JUST PRETEND.
YOU SURE ARE COOKIE, SAM.
AND THIS IS FUN.
CAN WE BE A PART OF THE SCENE?
>> NO, IS SHOW SHUT UP.
>> SAM, THIS IS NICE AND ALL.
>> GET DOWN.
BANG, BANG.
I KILLED TWO PEOPLE.
>> '?
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
>> I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY THEY
WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
THEY WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE
LOUISE THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN
ALL OF US NOW THAT SHE HAS
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED
MAN AND THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TO
GET MARRIED WHERE THE RULES ARE
DIFFERENT.
>> OKAY.
THANK YOU, SAM, BUT I WOULD LIKE
IT GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW.
>> YOU CAN'T.
WE ARE IN A TUNNEL E.
>> WHERE IS THERE A TUNNEL ON
THE WAY TO SCHOOL.
>> LOUISE, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
>> WHY, JOHNNY?
>> I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO
THIS.
LOUISE MARIE, WILL YOU BE MY
DATE FOR THE SPRING FLING?
>> OH, JOHNNY, OF COURSE I WILL.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR ME?
>> CONNIE!
I MADE DINNER AND YOU ARE HERE
AT THE PERVERT'S PHOTO SHOP.
>> LOUISE MADE US COME HERE
BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SAM IS GOING
TO MAKE INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL
ADVANCES TOWARDS HER.
>> I LIKE KNOWING I COULD GET
SAM IN BIG TROUBLE, BUT HE DOES
IT ANYWAY.
MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.
IT SOUNDS SILLY, BUT I WANT TO
BE A DOMINATRIX WHEN I GROW UP
SO IT'S NOT AS HAIR BRAINED AS
IT SOUNDS.
SEE YA, SAM.
>> OH, WELL.
I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU DANCING
ALONE AGAIN TONIGHT, SAM.
I CUT THE HECK OUT OF MY HAND.
