did you watch fucking Sacha Baron
Cohen's thing and I've heard some holy
shit of him getting this Georgia
representative to be like fucking Huck
in the n-word out like ten times saying
why did he say it what was the cause you
know it's Sasha Sasha finagles him into
doing these fake PSA ads or whatever
right of like anti-terrorism shit yeah
without be given I don't want to give
away Sasha massacres one of the head
riders over there who's Tom he was yeah
he was he was he says it gets crazier oh
dude it you could tell it down you could
tell this is them just tipping you
they're like I don't know something for
you he says it gets really crazy at the
last I was from from this this carrot
the one character that's like a the
Israeli guy yeah too fucking good as
that character a pull up a video of that
character when he was talking the Second
Amendment guy oh yeah like like making
like cute guns for kids yeah they do
they do ads for gonna oh but the
character is so crazy this is most sugar
in the Israeli commander tell the kid
have safety gun and it's got big big
plush doll on top they put like little
plush dolls on kids guns and shit pull
his mouth it shoot gun apparently they
like those really hardcore Christians
Second Amendment cars they love Israelis
of course they love Israeli soldiers man
this is why he decided to have this is
really character this GOP lawmakers to
enjoys giving endorse giving
three-year-olds guns stuff Dan'l the
stuffed animal surrounds the gun you're
not gonna see any but see if you can get
a video of him doing the character yeah
see click that that's just gonna be the
full trailer they won't show you yeah
but now play it play it play it play it
no that's it that's it my next guest is
a gun rights advocate who says the
Bushmaster semi-auto rifle the type of
rifle that Adam Lanza used to kill
twenty children and six more adults is
quote a blast to shoot with tons of fun
some of them are much more cool than
others be proud of what you said it's
just a fact in America there have been a
lot of shootings in the school and
the University what do believe we'll say
is the reason BC in this solution
well they blame it on guns yes yes sugar
it is we start a program in Israel for
kindergardens okay we train them from
the age 16 down to the age three yeah
well I think it would be a good idea
we've been pushing something along this
line for years but really haven't gotten
any traction with that we were thinking
seventh or eighth grade you're talking
much younger than that my son was in the
very first program may he rest in peace
quite developed Michael dodges where you
you you feel guilty about doing
something wrong that's developing that
you're learning right and wrong if they
don't haven't developed that yet they
could be very effective soldiers this
year in our state government they had a
bill put in that would have made it
illegal for someone four years old to 12
years old have access to a gun we we
kill we killed the bill they try to stop
four-year-old children from having
access to guns yes yes what is the logic
that these people come up with they just
think the children can't hear them what
they of all to our real experts at what
they are doing not playable to a
reckless yeah and we don't teach
two-year-olds because they call it the
terrible tools for show you
yeah you should folks watch that but
what's really crazy is the makeup man
let's look at the makeup that he's
wearing man he doesn't he does one where
he's like an NPR type of cat and he goes
to Kingman Arizona
and he tries to build a mosque and they
the nisshin that comes out of their
mouth the fact they sign off on it the
one dude goes there's blacks in this
town and we don't they don't belong here
either and the guys and you know of
course he makes a joke and then he goes
know what I'm saying
you is we tolerate them we tolerate the
blacks it likes it and it sits in the
room for a second you're like good
fuckin God these are real people that
exist
yeah they tolerate the black it's a
great great name was show - this is
America new Mossberg Eggman look at the
NPR guy with the wooden beads around his
neck he nailed it his intro was
hilarious cuz he goes I'm a self-hating
white man Oh play that video try to find
that video it's really fucking funny and
then any genius he he lays us what is
this who wants to see an investment of
385 million dollars guess what you guys
are gonna get it look I shared to tell
you the examples from chosen as the
location of a brand-new state-of-the-art
mosque I know some of you thinking okay
this is just another typical mosque this
guy's is going to be the world's largest
mosque outside of the Middle East just
the word alone scares you to me when I
hear the word mosque I think of
terrorism this guy sure is there a need
for this demon yes there is how your
town will become for the whole thing
character the characters this guy that
guy did this toothless dude that was
just on him too but the other dude he's
the one that's like the fucking blacks
we tolerate it say we have to we do it
because we have to it's look at his
shoes ready with the pre outfit this is
a main every detail of every character
he does the clothing is my for some of
the funniest shit it's real specific
what's hilarious is he
kinda had to do this because everybody
knew what he looked like that well
couldn't just do Bora true and just do
Ollie G except for people in these he
you know when someone goes someone will
notice she's famous not in those worlds
they don't they if he'd had no makeup on
nobody in Kingman who Sacha Baron Cohen
is you know I mean the crazy thing is
these put people must have had to sign
releases yeah and I did hidden cameras
shit so I know how that works two ways
there's money which is always the best
way and you make him sign before that's
that's it there's there's the way yeah
you make him sign you know we're gonna
be featuring you on this thing we did
this bit
Ian Edwards and I did this bit for a
Comedy Central for the show that never
went I don't know if I've ever told you
this but we this bit was so fun to do
we made a thing called melon and Mayo
mayonnaise mayonnaise that she'd that
made you darker real shit and we put
food coloring in Mayo but we introduced
it as new Brown Mayo it's a new
generation of Mayo and so we got people
in this test group we know like real
people in a real test group that go and
take tests all the time and they emanate
sample shit
we put them in a room we made them eat
the sandwiches just fucking mail was
Mayo they eat the sandwiches all these
white people eat the sandwiches and then
when they're done we send in this black
dude al and she shows them a video and
it was a pre-taped video basically of
white people confessionals who have
turned we've you know we photoshopped
them to have turned more Brown to turn
start to turn black oh my and we're like
in three to five weeks you start to see
results you start to see cultural
results mental results you know getting
you're getting more black by culture
you're getting smarter black you're
getting cooler black in your
neighborhood to your friends like their
face it their faces were perfect if we
didn't have any volume you de laughed
everyone's like wait a minute no one
said we'd be black we'd be turning black
I mean they lost their fucking minds
people got so scared it was amazing it
was
MTV never I mean comics I shall never
air to any of them there is it Comi
Centro probally hasn't a fucking vault
they threw away oh my god yeah that was
one of our favorite bits that we that
made us laugh so fucking hard their
faces
that one woman though one woman to her
credit she goes she you know people are
freaking out and the room people
starting yelling at him and they're like
this is I'm gonna fucking show you I'm
gonna and he's black and he said white
blue I'm gonna fucking sue your ass if
I'm black it's like the funny to watch
him go it's not as bad as you're making
it out to be I mean I was bi was born
black and I'm liking it a lot and one
woman goes you know it's disturbing cuz
it's shocking
just to spring this on me but I don't um
I'm not scared I could take on being
black I'll just let's let's we'll see
what happens I mean she was like she
goes we'll just I'll just live with it
we'll just figure this out I guess I
mean it was insane that they bought into
it but also that that's how we did it we
fucking made him sign beforehand and
then you paid him out and when it's over
we broke him off more money so they
wouldn't say no because they still have
the legal right to be like I'm pulling
that or you pull it or I'm suing you so
once it was over did they understand
that it was for Comedy Central after
after everything was said and done and
then did they laugh a few did not laugh
you laughed a few people or not but that
was one of my favorite days Mellon and
mayo a man didn't work like a charm
people were like this mayonnaise is
delicious it was fucking almonds or
whatever with a little brown dye in it
it's unconventional but I really like
this is so stupid
that's so funny yeah that was a funny
bit man they kill her murdered a bit
seeing people think they're about to
turn black and they panic and the black
guys enter that was the best part we put
a you know Al's up there
hello this guy named Al Scheer he was a
great improv er and he's in a room
filled with fucking white people telling
him they don't want to go black oh my
god it was a fun bit so he was saying
that he used to be white no no he's
saying it's he he just was the the
representative for the company right we
loved the idea we had images and video
of people who had turned black people
would turn black meat the food first
then we showed them that we said it was
a commercial cuz that was whole thing is
like a new commercial campaign for him
for whatever fake mayonnaise company we
made up and then we had said here's the
commercial we're gonna run along with it
what do you guys think and we played the
course they were supposed to rate the
commercial that's they do in those test
groups you know oh my
now what didn't Comedy Central why did
they not do that you know what's so
funny is they they we overshot this
pilot because I think they wanted way
more bits for the sketch show and I just
don't love things they said they
couldn't they didn't want to air they
couldn't air there's a few things that
were just he did some fucking great bits
I just think Comedy Central legal
department was just having a trouble
with it because he he was balls out he
we did this thing called gangster
Gardner where we would win to bel-air
where he just started like clipping
people's lawns and planting trees with a
group of Mexican dudes and they were
like looked like they were thug the fuck
out and these white dudes would come out
like what are you what are you doing in
my yard like we plant trees motherfucker
we trying to get this motherfucker
looking nice and these white dudes are
like no I don't want he's like we
landscaping and then he was and he would
hand them bills he'd be like yeah that's
50 bucks 50 bucks for that Bush and
these dudes were like I'm not giving you
my you kids you can't just like renegade
do my lawn he's like that's how we make
money out here these days in bel-air it
was like we got in fucking that was a
tough day cuz everyone's like I'm gonna
fuckin show you I'm gonna sue every
motherfucker in that truck I mean it was
like I mean there were fun days but a
lot of days in that shit was like going
through you just feel people's of like
anger blob bubbling over and they're
gonna murder somebody but al was
ruthless he didn't give a fighting of a
fuck you had to be a certain type of
person he would go do any bit he would
go do any bit he loved in the racial
shit was always his favorite wasn't
making white people feel uncomfortable
to do a hidden-camera show you got to be
a different kind of person yeah it's a
beastly thing I you got to be a fucked
up you got to be fucked up and they were
he wasn't he was fucking good but yeah
Ian Ian and I and another person wrote a
bunch of those fucking weird stupid it's
got to be really hard to do something
like that today which is the interesting
thing about the Sarah Sarah Beth is
Sarah Sacha Baron Cohen thing oh yeah he
says he like showtimes taking some
chances yeah but you know what they took
a chance because he is such a good horse
to bet on and look at on that just on
yet YouTube clip that's not even a
Showtime clip that was somebody else has
150 thousand views on just a clip and
it's just really recent yeah just they
just put it out yeah I mean his they're
circulating all over the Internet
it's it will just get way more traction
as time goes on because it's so fun
yeah he's a killer got a lot free PR to
buy all the politicians saying that like
they'll Boyd before they even put out
the shows they're all like we got duped
I got duped by oh my god - Dick Cheney
Sarah Palin they all came out
we're like they fucked me over and then
they had a billboard that somebody said
he was doing stolen valor did you see
that
yeah what was that about because he said
that he was an injured soldier and XO
right there was an ad for him as a neck
sold or something and so that got a ton
of fucking press a ton of press wasn't
that the Sarah Palin one no wasn't I
don't know you'd have to look it up I
don't remember which one it was I think
it was a Sarah Palin one he was a
disabled veteran but they were saying
you write stolen valor stolen about all
this shit yeah they were trying anything
to discredit it well but if but it's
competent it's a comedy series it's a
sketch comedy series you tell me a
sketch character can't play whatever
they want I mean that's that's what it
is
that's that's like people get me mad say
no I mean if it's a if you can play a
character and if you can play a war hero
in a film why can you play the opposite
like born on the 4th of July
Tom Cruise okay what's so funny I think
the character he has we as that is the
the alt-right type guy oh yeah yeah
saying is a bunch of stuff like that and
see showtime countered that claim here
with the showtime counter Sacha Baron
Cohen stolen valor
Lamia they countered it well because
they because it was made public it's a
long statement about it but widespread
misinformation over the past week about
the character of Billy Wayne Reddick
junior PhD performer what does the
counter I think they explained what
happened it sort of said that they
didn't misrepresent themselves they
probably thought he was someone really
ridic was asked by the senator if he was
disabled and he stated that he is not
and uses a mobility scooter to conserve
energy in addition Bracco never
presented himself as a veteran of the US
military former Alaska governor Sarah
Palin during the booking process or
during the filming of her interview okay
so there you go
okay scroll down a little bit lower says
on Monday a conservative street artist
replaced a billboard near CBS television
yeah city complex in Los Angeles with a
doctored image of Cohen in a wheelchair
wearing an army t-shirt the new
billboard was capped captioned Sacha
Baron Cohen walks away with
hit and a touch of stolen valor a touch
yeah he's trying to say that it's a
slight it's a slight at the at the truth
yeah okay but how dare you mock those
have fought and served our country truly
sick mock politicians and innocent
personalities all you want mmm the
delicate balance this is a Palin said
Palin wrote on disrespect of our US
military and middle-class Americans via
Cohen she's so stupid and middle-class
Americans fuck you you're disrespectful
to yeah see that
