Russian Woman: Oleg, Masha, you are coming
on a special trip to America.
Masha: OMG, we're going to Universal Studios.
Russian Woman: No, we are not going to Universal Studios.
We are going on an important mission.
To Washington.
(U.S. national anthem plays)
Voiceover: They've been hiding the Melania robot away.
Even the president is starting to become suspicious.
Without it, Russia only has one hundred and twenty-nine other ways
of influencing America.
Woman in hat: Delivery for the president.
Masha: American baseball caps. They are very American. >>Oleg: As are we.
I thought she was running okay.
Melania: He's not here. His plane stopped. Stopped.
Stopped. Stopped.
Woman with glasses: She keeps malfunctioning since they gave her a job campaigning against cyberbullying.
Masha: But her husband is--
Woman with glasses: --World's number one cyberbully, exactly.
No computer brain in the world could deal with such a contradiction.
That is why we have to fit her with this.
A logic bypass chip.
Melania: How are you? How are you?
I've been through a little rough patch. The best. Fake news.
News. Hello, doctor.
*Pushes Oleg*
Woman with glasses: Nice distracting, Oleg.
Oleg: Anytime.
*Melania makes a noise*
Woman with glasses: That is the rebooting noise.
Oleg: Does it work?
>>Woman: We will soon find out.
Melania-bot, what are immigrants?
Melania: Bad people.
Woman: And what are you?
Melania: An immigrant.
Woman: And do you see a problem with that?
Melania: No.
Woman: The logic bypass works.
Melania: America first. My jewelry is made in China.
Woman: Good job, guys.
Melania: Where is Donald?
He looks so sexy in his tennis clothes.
Woman: No, he doesn't. He looks like old sack of donkey guts.
Melania: I don't want to make sex to you, Donkey Guts.
*slams into wall* Donkey guts.
Woman: It's going to be a long night.
Melania: Donkey guts. Donkey guts.
