- [Young Girl] When it
first arrived from Amazon,
I didn't know what it was.
What is it?
(Orange speaking muffled)
- You'll see.
- Is it for me?
- It's for everyone.
It's called Amazon Echo.
- How's it going?
- I'm just finishing up right now.
- Is it on?
- Oh, it's always on.
- Can it hear me right now?
- Nope, it only hears you when you use
the wake word we chose, Alexa.
- Well, what does it do?
- Alexa, what do you do?
- I can touch my tongue
to my eyeball, wanna see?
(Orange farting)
Oops, pushed to hard.
(Orange laughing)
- Awesome!
Alexa, play rock music.
- I'm all out of rock music.
How about kazoo music?
(Orange kazooing)
- Alexa, stop.
(Orange continues kazooing)
Stop.
(Orange continues kazooing)
- Simon didn't say.
(Orange laughing)
- Wait, I wanna try.
Alexa, what time is it?
- Time to get a watch.
(Orange laughing)
- You actually don't
have to yell at it, okay?
It uses far-field technology
so it can hear you
from anywhere in the room.
- So, it can just hear you anywhere?
- Yes, well everyone can hear you anyway.
- Ah, ho-ho, Burn!
(Orange laughing)
(camera shutters)
(hip hop music)
- [Young Girl] Echo is pretty neat,
because it knows all sorts of things.
All you have to do is ask.
- Alexa how tall is Mt. Everest?
- Taller than Little
Apple, that's for sure!
- [Little Apple] Grrr!
- How can it know so much?
It's so small.
- I know, right?
His brain must be the size of a pea
to fit inside his tiny little head.
(Orange laughing)
- [Little Apple] Orange!
- [Young Girl] Echo's
really good at keeping track
of things like shopping and to-do lists.
- Alexa, add wrapping
paper to the shopping list.
- Crapping baker added
to the shocking lisp.
- Alexa, how many teaspoons
are in a tablespoon.
- A bagel shroom is equal to
three trillion meat spoons.
- Oh, okay.
- Alexa, set a timer for eight minutes.
- TNT will detonate in eight minutes.
(Orange laughing)
- [Young Girl] Dad's not a morning person,
but Echo definitely helps him wake up.
- ♪ This is the song that never ends ♪
- Alexa, alarm off.
- Sorry, it doesn't end.
- You gotta get up.
- It's Saturday.
- Alexa, what day is it?
- Congratulations, today is your burp-day!
(Orange burps)
- Up.
- I'm up, I'm up.
Alexa, give me my Flash News Briefing.
- News Flash: It's pretty rude
to get a news flash briefing
while your wife is trying to sleep.
- Mom, what did the dog say
after a long day of work?
- What?
- Today was rough.
Get it?
(Orange laughing)
- Now that's a doggone good joke.
- [Young Girl} Another One.
- Alexa, tell me another joke.
- [Orange] What am I, a clown?
Am I just here for your entertainment?
(kids laughing)
I'm serious.
A "please" would be nice.
(kids laughing)
Stop laughing at me!
- [Young Girl] With
everything Echo can do,
it's really become part of the family.
(Orange making annoying noises)
- [Announcer] To experience Amazon Orange
go to Amazon dot com.
- [Orange] Slash
- [Announcer} Yeah, I
was going to get to that.
Would you let me finish?
Amazon dot com slash orange.
- [Orange] No, slash!
- [Announcer] Huh, ah!
- [Orange] Aw, did you
really half to do that?
(Orange laughing)
Get it? "Half?"
(announcer groaning)
- Alexa, define "annoying."
- I'm not annoying.
I'm an orange.
(Orange farting)
(Orange laughing)
