there are a lot of Gujaratis here. So whats the speciality of Gujaratis is that We think ...
our development model is basically our infrastructure, good roads but i think...
our actual development model is...
ODHKHAAN (Contacts)
For every problem in our life, we use ODHKHAAN
How did your kid got seat in that school? They charge huge donations.
"i have ODHKHAAN bro"
"Simply ODHKHAAN bro"
How did you get the passes for that show? It was Housefull.
"ODHKHAAN Bruhhh"
"i have ODHKHAAN bro"
Hey, How did you become a Father?
ODHKHAAAAAN my man
"i have ODHKHAAN bro"
but at the same point of time i think...
if you give any piece of information to gujaratis...
then they will never believe you immediately. They require time...
to understand that thing in their brains.
Because if you say anything like "Did you know about the the thing that happened?"
"NA HOY (it Can't be)"
India and Pakistan are in the finals
"NA HOY"
Do you know Bhadra's Daughter married Pankaj Uncle's Son?
"NA HOY"
My Father Died!!
"NA HOY"
Have you seen that circle?
the one circle on youtube called buffering?
Have you seen that Buffereing circle?
For Gujaratis, buffereing is same as...
"HU SHU KAHU CHU (but what i am saying is...)"
thats our buffereing
"MEIN SHU KEHTO TOH (what i was saying was...)"
"HU SHU KAHU CHU"... buffering still buffer...
come on bro, say it. how would i know. say it then only i will know it.
I am in Ahmedabad and Ahmedabad's Speciality is that...
7 years ago when i came to Ahmedabad, i didn't know that...
Ahmedabad is a Right Hand Drive City
It was just so weird
i realised it after 2 days
that everyone here drives on the wrong side
and when they drive on the wrong side...
then you know whats the best part of Amdavadis about that?
its not their FAULT... its OURS
someone comes on the wrong side, blocks my way
sees me, and then does this...
*WHAT?*
i asked whats the meaning of this?
then they do one more weird thing
*WHAT?*
*GO*
and i was like What's this? Aao Kabhi Haveli Pe?
GTA Ahmedabad is not a Video Game because it is real
you feel like everyone is playing GTA here
but at the same point of time...
if we observe then there is one special thing about Amdavadis that...
when i came to Ahmedabad for the first time...
then my one Amdavadi friend...
he took me to show me Ahmedabad. And he showed me the city like...
he OWNED it
"Come, i will take you to a place. Lets eat Paan. Amazing thing."
"We will eat Paan. Paan"
He made me eat that Fire Paan
"Open your mouth. Open it"
i was like "What?"
"Open Your Mouth!!"
He puts the Paan in my mouth
"How is it? isn't it Amazing? Top Class? Great Paan it is. Right?"
And i said "Chill bro. Its A Good Paan. Chill"
now i am from Baroda, so out of courtesy i gave 50 Rs at the counter
and my friend from a distance
"He Won't take it bro"
"He Won't take it from you bro"
"He Won't take it from you bro. Why would he do that?"
"He won't"
The Paan Guy Said "Why won't i take it? You owe me 1000 Rs"
thats a typical Amdavadi for you
