Good news!
Having
a life-threatening emergency
just got a whole lot easier.
America's 911 emergency system
is about to enter
the 21st century.
Apple said today the iPhone's
next operating system
will be able to tell
911 operators
exactly where the call
is coming from.
Currently, iPhones provide only
the location of the cell tower
transmitting that call.
Yes, 911 can now use your iPhone
to see exactly where you are.
And I know some people
have privacy concerns.
Uh, but in an emergency, I want
911 to know everything about me.
Yeah. In fact,
when I call 19... 911,
I want them to answer, like,
"Trevor, what is it, nigga?
You all right?
"Are you okay, man?
We comin' right now!
We'll see you right now!"
I think it's about time though.
All these other apps already
know how to track us, right?
Google Maps, Yelp, Uber.
So 911 can just do
the same thing.
Well, I mean,
not the exact same thing.
I hope they don't copy Uber,
because, I mean,
then you're gonna be dying
 and frustrated.
You'll be like... Yeah.
They'll be like,
"Hello, this is 911.
We're here. Where are you?"
And you'll be like,
"I'm on the corner!
I'm the person being robbed!"
They'll be like,
"Okay, can you come to us?"
"Wait, no, I can't...
Hold on. Can we go to him?
"I know we're being robbed,
but can-can we...
No, we can't come." "Sorry,
sir, it's been five minutes.
We're canceling your emergency."
"No!"
Hope it's not exactly the same.
In other news,
you know how we've
all been waiting for the future
to release flying cars?
Well, this is
the complete opposite.
REPORTER: Travelers heading
 to Chicago could soon be able
 to get to and from the airport
 in a flash,
 literally in minutes.
 Elon Musk's company
 is planning
 an express rail loop
 to the Chicago O'Hare Airport.
REPORTER 2: This animation shows
 how Elon Musk's Boring Company
 plans to transform
 transportation.
 Gliding on electric skates,
 as many as 16 people
 would be swept along
 at speeds well in excess
 of 100 miles an hour,
 making the nonstop trip
 in 12 minutes.
This is a damn shame.
What happened to Elon Musk?
He went from "I'm gonna send
humankind to Mars"
to "I just want to help
16 people get to the airport.
That's all I want to do."
I feel like this is
the opposite of invention.
He took a car
and stuck it to a train track.
What's next? "I've replaced
the engine with a horse!"
But just to be clear,
just to be clear,
no one is laughing at you, Elon.
No one is laughing.
We are not laughing at you.
Yeah. No, because, guys,
I've-I've seen movies.
Every time the supervillain
shows up to destroy the world,
the first thing he says is,
"They all laughed at me!
Well, who's laughing now?"
We are not laughing.
So, Elon Musk,
please don't destroy the world.
We would love to go
to the airport underground.
