- [Jared] Mom's belly is
bigger than that watermelon.
Happy pants dance, look at us guys!
There you are.
What are you guys doing in my hot tub?
- It hurts so bad.
- Play-doh!
- (chanting) Play-doh! Play-doh!
Enjoy!
It has been raining all morning,
it's 10:30, it felt good to just
sit in bed 'til 10.
Oh, did I just break that?
Uh-oh.
We can put it on.
- Yay, blocks!
- 'Kay, we are playing
with Play-doh this morning,
Jared's gone to help
Blandon's sister move,
so we're just hanging out on this
beautiful rainy day.
- [Mom] What made you change your mind?
- What?
- [Mom] Did you just
decide you liked it now?
- Yeah.
- [Mom] What about you Calvin,
do you like it?
- Umm, yes.
- Hmm.
Hmm.
- [Mom] Good idea, we'll see
what he looks like, okay?
(laughs) Does that sound okay?
Let's see what he looks like.
And we'll decide.
Huh baby!
We're gonna see what you look like.
So many babies!
Matt and Emily just had their baby,
Emily, I'm getting all of these confused.
I'm saying, I want to say
Miko because (mumbles)
Griffiths, my other Emily, (laughs)
my sister-in-law Griffiths
just had her baby!
Huge congrats to them.
Kids are playing with Play-Doh.
And, I'm just going to sit in
the baby room for a minute.
(sighs)
Figure some stuff out. (laughs)
(cheerful acoustic music)
- I think somebody shows it to him.
- Is that the teacher?
- I remember...
- Is this with Roy?
(Jared shushes)
- [Jared] Has anyone seen Jackson?
(Mom laughs)
(kid shouts)
- That was Spiderman!
- Hello!
- [Jared] There you are!
I found you!
(boys laughing)
Hey, have you seen Jackson?
Or is this Spiderman?
- [Calvin] That's Jackson.
- Jackson, how are you, buddy? (laughs)
Oh, man, we need to get
some light on in here!
Whew!
So, we've had so much
sunshine the past few days.
It's been warm and beautiful.
But now, it's cold, and drab, and rainy,
and it's just kind of miserable outside.
But, I feel so good right now.
And it's just a testament
of getting out and moving.
That's more important than
what the weather is outside.
Today, I went and helped
Blandon, his sister, move.
And just getting your blood
pumping and walking around
and having, we were moving,
and moving is not fun, but we made it fun.
And my blood was pumping,
and like I'm just like
energized and I feel good!
- (sings) Yeah.
- [Jared] I think that's
what we need to do,
Mrs. Thirty-Three-Weeks-Pregnant,
is you need to get you blood pumping.
- I'm not moving!
(man laughs)
I sat in bed this morning.
- [Jared] That's a joke.
- I was like, let's
watch a movie. (laughs)
- It's just like, when you look outside,
you're like, (groans)
You just gotta get moving!
You know?
And then...
- I'll just get my wedding ring.
- [Grandma] She's filling in.
- And Mom just chopped her hair,
she actually looks like she lost.
- Yeah!
- [Mom] I know!
- I chopped my hair but
I look thin down here?
- [Jared] It looks great.
So, Bonnie got her hair
cut, you got your hair cut.
When are you getting your hair cut?
- At the end of the month.
But, not way short.
- [Jared] Oooh.
- One day, Ruby looked cute with her pixie
when she did it years ago.
(all agreeing)
- Calvin?
- [Jared] Yes, young man?
(Calvin whining)
- That's how I feel too.
- [Jared] Aww, like mother like son!
- We've been cranky pants today, guys.
- [Jared] When you say "we"...?
- It's definitely me.
- [Jared] And?
- Yes!
- [Jared] Have you been cranky today?
- No.
- [Mom] Yes!
- What?
You know what we say?
You don't lie.
- Yes!
- [Jared] There you go,
that's a good answer!
- No, I have been Cranky Pants
since even two this morning.
I woke up, I rolled over.
I was talking to Jared, he was like,
What time is it?
And I was like, "It's two!
And I always wake up, I just
don't always wake you up!"
- I was like, I was like,
"What the heck?
Like, what are you so mad
about at two in the morning?"
- And so...
- And she was like, "Everything!"
- Yeah, and the kids, they
both checked out today.
(boy whining in background)
They fell asleep.
I went and took a nap.
- There we go.
- I didn't fall asleep!
- [Mom] Yes you did!
Dad has proof!
- [Jared] I have my Instagram story!
Here, look, I'll show you, come here.
- Look at how upset he is.
I'm just getting some
dinner going for the kids
because we have a sitter,
and we are going to go out to dinner.
But it's true, I've been
Mrs. Pregnancy-Cranky-Pants today.
- [Jared] And you are allowed.
- And I feel like I've been,
I can't breathe, I feel like it.
- [Jared] Here's the proof.
Here's the proof, all tuckered out.
- Eat watermelon!
- [Jared] Mom's belly is
bigger than that watermelon!
Can you believe that?
- Yeah.
- We're going to eat it on Saturday
with pineapple, or
Sunday, grilled pineapple.
- [Jared] Oh, grilled pineapple is like...
- Mac and cheese for dinner, sorry kids.
(boy coughing)
- [Jared] Cover your mouth, please.
- Thank you.
- [Jared] Alright, Cranky
Pants, follow me this way,
both of you, Mister and
Little-Mister Cranky Pants.
Follow me into my office, okay?
Here's the rules.
Once you walk into this room,
your cranky pants come off,
and you're happy pants come on!
Everybody do a happy dance!
(Jared beat-boxing and scatting)
- No, your cranky pants!
You're putting your cranky pants on!
You have to stay in here!
Freeze!
You got your happy pants on?
I've got my cranky pants.
And now they're happy pants!
Happy pants!
Do the happy pants dance!
Happy pants dance!
(Calvin whining)
You got one leg in, one leg out.
You got your happy pants on!
Woohoo!
- Do you ever as a parent
get a little refresher?
Or a turning point?
Then, you're like, "Yeah,
things are great now.
No one's crying anymore."
And Mom put lipstick on,
so she feels a hair better.
You getter Cal?
Good.
You got your little toys?
- Yes.
Not even hot.
- And it's not even hot?
Good.
Can you eat?
This is the worst dinner I've ever made!
But it's oh-so-good sometimes.
You know, mac and cheese,
it's like not the best,
but it's actually kind of good, you know?
Especially when you're
pregnant and you're craving it.
- I'm going to eat one!
- Have you guys eaten mac and cheese?
Maybe? Have you guys?
- There's one more thing
that you have to do.
- [Mom] What?
- Come here, follow me.
Come on.
- [Mom] You're wearing the watch
I got you for your birthday.
Happy birthday.
- Thank you very much.
Now, this door right here,
(Mom laughs)
Yes!
- I don't want to do a dang happy dance!
- Yeah, you have your cranky pants on.
- [Jackson] What are you guys doing?
- [Mom] Do you want to do it with me?
Come here.
- Come on over here.
- This is my outfit for the day.
- Those pants turn into happy pants.
- [Mom] Okay, I'll do it.
- Come on in.
- We almost have enough
time for a cranky episode.
Calvin!
- [Jared] Well, we are on
the other side of the door.
This is perfect, you guys!
Wait, wait, wait!
Remember, cranky pants on this side,
happy pants on this side.
So, wait, you gotta show
Mom what you do, okay?
- Show me, and then we'll get you more.
- [Jared] Come on in.
- And then you dance?
- [Jared] (singing) Happy pants dance!
♪ Happy pants dance! ♪
Look at us guys!
Happy pants dance!
(all laughing)
- Okay, let's go get you more food
before Calvin eats it all!
- [Jared] Yeah, buddy!
- Wrong happy dance!
That goes in there!
- [Jared] You have to go
to the happy dance room
to have your happy pants on.
- [Mom] One more time, happy dance.
Do a happy dance.
- [Jared] Yeah!
That's my boy!
- Are you guys going to
be good for the sitter?
- Yeah.
- When she says it's time for bed,
we say, "Okay," right?
And she'll read you a book.
- I can't wait to see what I dream about!
- Can't wait to see what you dream about?
- [Jared] When you wake up, will you
tell us what you dreamed about?
If you remember?
- I do that too, I go to bed excited
to see what I dream about.
- [Jared] Yeah, exactly.
Me too!
- Are you guys', for those
of you that have kids,
are they good when sitters come?
Will they go to bed
when they tell them too?
I feel that our kids are pretty good.
- [Jared] Yeah, I totally agree, yeah.
- They're actually better for sitters
than they are for grandparents.
- [Jared] Mhmm.
It's totally true,
- Isn't that funny?
Sometimes I'm like,
"What? They weren't good?"
- And maybe it's because
they're just more comfortable.
They're just like, "Let's
see how much I can..."
- [Mom] Totally!
- You know?
- [Mom] Totally.
- But they're actually really great
for the sitters that we have.
- [Jackson] Rachel!
- Rachel!
- This hurts so bad!
- [Jared] You doing okay?
- I feel like I hardly even capture
the times that I'm like, "Oh my Gosh."
- You missed it.
She was grabbing her stomach.
Ah!
- I just feel like just the last week
has been more like,
"Holy crap this is real!"
Like, my stomach is just...
- [Jared] There's like, it's tight.
- It's tight.
- [Jared] Is that a
Braxton-Hicks contraction?
- Yeah.
- Is it pushing?
- That was a Braxton-Hicks contraction
probably mixed with some gas pain.
(Jared laughs)
- [Jared] Let's be honest!
- Because Braxton contractions don't hurt,
but it does like, it
does remind you of like,
before you have an anxiety
attack, to be honest.
The Braxton contractions.
Because it,
you get hot,
and it comes up to my chest,
and I'm like, "Okay"
and my stomach gets tight.
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
(laughs)
I was telling Jared
about the meeting today.
I'll go back to that.
- [Jared] So, it didn't take us
very long to come back to La Nonna,
'cause it was so good!
(Mom laughs)
- When were we here last?
- [Jared] What's that?
Last week.
I think a week ago to the day.
- [Grandma] It was less!
- [Jared] Not these guys!
We partied with you guys!
- Excuse us, Dad, is just a
year older than last year.
- [Jared] Last time it was the hearing,
today it's the memory.
Now we're having a hard time.
(laughs)
- Well that's why I wanted to forget it.
(all laugh)
I got the pill. (miming shock)
- [Jared] Will Smith in Men in
Black. (makes buzzing sound)
Your memory.
- Hey, you make good footage.
- You see the retinas like...
My ears are just boiling hot.
- [Jared] No, it's the sunscreen.
We haven't been able to.
Your sunscreen is to good.
- There he goes, I'm not hosting any more.
- [Mom] I have a feeling
that that's hot. (laughs)
- You should be good.
What are you guys doing in my hot tub?
And I'm not even in here!
What the heck?
Did you guys remove the
compound holder from the bottom?
- What?
- [Jared] It has all
the chemicals inside it,
did you guys?
A compound holder?
What the heck is that?
'Kay.
Kids are asleep, and I'm jumping in.
- Put your swimsuit on!
- [Jared] Okay, I'll be right back.
- Bring some towels.
- Can you get some towels?
- [Jared] Are you guys getting out?
- No!
- (groans) I was like,
you guys just got in!
Yeah, I'll bring some towels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It doesn't matter how your day goes,
it's always fun and special
to go back after the kids have gone to bed
just to kiss them one last time
before you go to bed.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Calvin is totally...
(soft acoustic music)
Where'd ya go?
- I'm just doing my eye drops.
- Eye drops.
Hey guys, we will see ya later.
- My eyes are so...
- Don't cry!
(sniffling)
I know I have not been the most enjoyable.
- Since two in the morning?
- To be around, I know that.
And I'm sorry.
- I still love you.
- I'm sorry.
Some days are just like (shouts)
That's how I have felt all day.
- I love you.
- But the kids still love me.
- They do.
- Love you! Goodnight.
- Bye!
- Bye, guys.
Goodnight baby Mason or baby Tommy.
See you tomorrow.
Or at two in the morning.
- Or the real name we
haven't revealed yet.
- We don't have a real name guys.
- Or else I'd be screaming
it from the rooftop.
- Or do we?
