hello up in what the flick I'm Christie
this is Alonzo
and he's gonna try to explain to you wet
the mortal instruments: City opponent is
about really f---ing complicated it
it doesn't tell us Lily Collins stars as
the special is girl in the world because
three
is the inheritor uva rays solve shadow
hunters who are maybe behalf
angel and they battle demyans am her mom
is in keeping it a secret but then her
mom gets attacked by these guys who won
this cup that the mother is hidden
from Jonathan Rhys Meyers so does
suddenly Lily Collins is rescued by this
blonde
guy who kinda looks like a cat and today
motorcycle around together and she finds
this whole secret hidden New York with
the big cathedral where
other shadow hunters and Jared Harris
live and
her human boy a friend who is into her
but she's not so into him
tags along and they fight I didn't work
buckling
everything you've heard
what I see you know ask
you wouldn't believe me fertility about
monster sounds
aikman's gonna know you can't come home
you understand you don't come home
legends miss better on campus
contest
stories true
there's a map center
you the key to us fight
since the city plans
the write a memo cycles without helmets
yeah the wind in their hair
in the totally fake eat kept Canadian
New York
how we talked last week about the about
kick ass to having the fakest new
yorkers like this is so Montreal
I mean you know you cover up the signs
were center is spelled C entrée
believes you now I yeah this movie
it is such a kind and lazy half-baked
pastiche
I love a the Harry Potter Twilight Harry
Potter Little Star Wars thrown in the
whole
father issues are looking at is
obviously that is true
yeah I never said you were saying that
to each other than a movie theater
I it is it based on this is a series of
novels by women in Cassandra Clare who
is is barely the pen name the woman
who's right for the whole reporter
yeah I know she totally cashed in on
this whole yaaa think
for all your real I don't remember and
its it on your wiki page
okay I this movie its again you know and
and and and and our our good friend
Lillian Biondi said on Facebook
yes it borrows from Harry Potter and
Twilight in all the slasher films borrow
from Halloween and Friday 13th get over
it I said well
it's not the theft it's what you do with
the stolen goods 5 yes there are only so
many stories and you can rip stop off
but boy do something with what you've
ripped off his
this is it I incomprehensible half the
time I got was never clear what the cup
does or whenever the cut do when you
when you
prick yourself in their hand or
something you pour your blood into the
cup
it makes the universe implode or
something lol it's better to live a very
good I'm sure people who read the books
like oatmeal course the help of my get
well great I'm sure the books explain
that much better than this film does
also these two hours and 10 minutes long
it really feels
complicated a yeah and if we shouldn't
be confused with these that long
they should be able to you know I'm here
yeah it's written by heralds the war to
give us
Pink Panther 2 and among others and and
a
the remake of The Karate Kid bouquet and
I think we did really well sadly enough
yeah I now saw like this then any
they've and and here's the thing up all
these
like franchises you know based on a
series of books movies that you would
want to see the second one like we're
never gonna see the follow-up to The
Golden Compass
you when I like he wasn't I do I like
that yeah I love the book so you know we
liked we had a good time a beautiful
creatures that
second movies ever gonna get made they
are already making Mortal Instruments
City ration so we're going to sit
through this again next year
it definitely does set that up at the
very earliest she is
responding to what is clearly her
calling right on that I kinda liked
the androgynous Lee pretty cat like
blind guy
he getting a little snack the we he saw
my name is OK I mean I i gather the name
is Jamie Campbell Bower I believe in
as you point out I liked it yeah he's a
he's a veteran of both the Harry Potter
and Twilight franchise I like him
as young Edward de Vere in the crazy
anonymous that Shakespeare movie that
the
the Roland Emmerich made I mean this
week throws at you
where wolf motorcycle gangs and here
warlock said mister did
let you know like leather miniskirt a
demon hunters like this should be more
fun in that Asia Asian Games short sure
we are you with your car accident why I
were a lot have proclaimed
yeah I don't know who I love my favorite
line I
know there's a moment where Jonathan
Rhys Meyers like very significantly
turns a signet ring upside down the
right up
when you thought was a WSN have much
rather better teams exactly and I like
to lie that I thought boy this entire
movie had been this ridiculous
I would be telling everybody to go see
it but it's boring yeah
I own a house possible for Jonathan Rhys
Meyers to be boring
at all I this Lee always dangerous and
careered about him even he can't do
anything with you know
load in Philly and yeah Leah Lily
Collins in her eyebrows
though damn she's she's a star is your
only that but you know that she's
his asked to do a lot physically enters
it being in in payroll hmm
but she still needs all the guys in her
love triangle merely
yeah well she's still learning her think
she's everybody's got these dumb room
tattoos
including distract including bach it
turns out to be learned well yeah I was
kinda clever little detail that the I
did like pop music that tormented the
team they were there are also in it
I gave it a 2.7 I mean there's the there
is there's a certain flash to it but
is the behind you know me maybe I i'm
sure the books are more fun than this
they would have to be worked on ice
I'm not sure I give it a3 I'm I had some
fun here in there a couple of a line
here and there and I like the
the way the androgynous cat liked it so
I was at the 2.8 for us
it has a 17 percent yeah
pass stairway oh yeah it down welcome to
late August thanks button
