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>> Reggie: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE
THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR DROP THE
MIC!
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HE'S THE RHYME SAYER, MONOLOGUE
SLAYER, IT'S JAMES CORDEN!
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NOW HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, CUZ
YOU'RE GOING TO GO NUTS, IT'S
SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
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OKAY.
OKAY.
JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST.
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JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO
FIRST.
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>> I AIN'T SCARED.
LET'S GO.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
JUST GIVE ME A BEAT.
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>> James: ♪ IT'S ANOTHER
DROP THE MIC
♪ WHERE I END UP AN ABUSER
TO PROVE THE "L" IN SAMUEL L.
♪ JACKSON STANDS FOR LOSER
YOU'VE BEEN IN ALMOST 200 MOVIES
♪ AND THAT'S INSANE
BUT FOR EVERY "HATEFUL EIGHT"
♪ THERE'S A "SNAKES ON A PLANE"
HE'S THE HIGHEST GROSSING ACTOR
♪ AND THAT IS FACT
THAT'S HOW HE BUYS
♪ ALL THOSE DUMB KANGOL HATS
AND NOW IT'S HITMAN'S BODYGUARD
♪ COMING TO GO GET IT
BUT THE ONLY TIME
♪ YOU GET APPLAUSE
IS WHEN YOU SHOW UP
♪ AFTER CREDITS
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MAKE ME AN AVENGER, SAM!
MAKE ME ONE TOO!
>> ♪ IMMA, IMMA, IMMA LOSER?
AT WHAT?
♪ BEING UNKNOWN?
BE HUMBLE, SIT DOWN
♪ YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
BLACK SNAKE OWNED
♪ I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
'CAUSE I'M THE REAL STAR
♪ NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
WITHOUT ADELE AND A CAR
♪ IT'S AMAZING
YOU'RE ANONYMOUS
♪ AND OVEREXPOSED
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MINION
♪ IN TOO-TIGHT CLOTHES
IN THE "EMOJI MOVIE"
♪ I HEAR YOU JUST PLAY A HAND
SO LOOK, I'LL PUT IT IN A WAY
♪ YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
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>> James: ♪ NICE VERSE, SAM
BUT NOW YOU GET TORN APART
♪ LIKE I'M A VELOCIRAPTOR
AND THIS IS "JURASSIC PARK"
♪ PEOPLE KNOW YOU
FROM "PULP FICTION" AND BIG HITS
♪ BUT 90% OF YOUR IMDB PAGE
IS ( BLEEP )
♪ WHEN THIS BATTLE'S OVER
YOUR CAREER IS FINISHED
♪ BEST PART OF "WONDER WOMAN"
IS NICK FURY WASN'T IN IT
♪ I'LL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING
ONCE THIS CROWD HAS VOTED
♪ PEOPLE ONLY LISTEN
TO WHAT YOU SAY
♪ WHEN TARANTINO WROTE IT
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>> SO CLOSE.
SO CLOSE.
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♪ YOU GONE
YOU GONE
♪ YOU GONE
TEAR ME APART, JAMES?
♪ GIVE ME A BREAK
THE ONLY WAY YOU'D TEAR INTO ME
♪ IS IF I WAS A CAKE
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY
♪ BUT I'M GOING TO BE
NICK FURY IS MARVEL
♪ WONDER WOMAN'S DC
I'M TRYING TO THINK
♪ OF YOUR CREDITS
BUT MY MIND GOES BLANK
♪ IF ANYONE ACTUALLY
WATCHES THIS ( BLEEP )
♪ YOU'VE GOT REGGIE TO THANK
YOU'RE LIKE A FIDGET SPINNER
♪ BORING, ANNOYING AND PLASTIC
NOW RUN
♪ TELL YOUR D-LIST FRIENDS
YOU JUST GOT SHAFTED
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AWW, YEAH.
>> James: ♪ OH, I GOT SHAFTED?
OK, GOT IT
♪ WELL, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE
SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAW IT
♪ I'LL SHATTER MR. GLASS
AND MAKE COACH CARTER
♪ TAKE A KNEE
BECAUSE HALF THE MOVIES
♪ THAT YOU MAKE
GO TO STRAIGHT TO DVD
♪ BUT YOU WORK CONSTANTLY
THIS MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL
♪ AREN'T YOU RICH ENOUGH NOW
TO SAY NO TO BANK COMMERCIALS?
SERIOUSLY?
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY
YOU HAD A CHANCE TONIGHT
♪ TO BEAT ME, SUCKER
LET ME BORROW YOUR PHRASE
♪ YOU'RE DONE, ( BLEEP )
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>> OH, OH, OH,
>> OH, OH, OH,
HE'S RATTLED
♪ DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS
JAMES?
♪ ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
YOU BATTLED ME
♪ NOW PEOPLE KNOW YOUR NAME
MY LOOK IS UNMISTAKABLE
♪ MY TALENT IS UNSHAKEABLE
YOU'RE LYING IF YOU TRY TO SAY
♪ YOU DIDN'T LOVE "UNBREAKABLE"
THIS MARSHMALLOW GOT ROASTED
♪ I'M WHAT THEY CAME TO SEE
AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME
♪ IS THE LORD
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE
♪ UPON THEE
YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED, JAMES
♪ BY A MAN TWICE YOUR AGE
NOW GET THIS ( BLEEP ) HACK
♪ OFF THIS ( BLEEP ) STAGE
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AND OH, YOU DIS MY COMMERCIALS?
♪ THAT'S SO OUT OF POCKET
SO LET ME WHIP THIS OUT
♪ AND SHOW YOU
WHAT'S IN MY WALLET
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>> Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
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OR IS IT SAMUEL L. JACKSON?
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>> James: SAMUEL L. JACKSON,
EVERYONE!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT HIS NEW
MOVIE, “THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD,”
IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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