- What's this show called?
- Test kitchen talks, 4/10
scavenger hunt, take one.
- Okay, got it.
- Recording.
- iPhones are rolling.
- I already exerted myself once today.
I don't feel like, in quarantine,
I should have to do that again.
[jazzy drum music]
- Hey guys, we're doing a scavenger hunt.
- [loud cheering]
- Should we do some stretching
exercises Christina?
- I feel pretty good.
- Why does everything
have to be a competition?
- [chuckles]
- Okay, are you ready?
- Let the games begin, Andy.
- Right now, Christina
and I are facing off.
Fifteen items, we don't
know what they are yet.
Whoever collects all fifteen items first,
only getting them one at a time, wins.
- [Male voice] Christina, how do you feel
about Claire as a competitor?
- I feel terrible!
Claire is so competitive.
- I know, but that's why
I just try not to compete.
So, when they make us compete,
especially against friends,
it makes me very upset.
- Meanwhile, I am not a
naturally competitive person.
I can be motivated to do so, but, ya know.
- All right, let's get this started.
- [Male Voice] Ready?
- Yeah.
- [Male Voice] Set.
Go.
- Okay, going with the can opener.
- Yeah, okay, can opener.
I'm going down the list.
- Can opener.
- Uh.
- Serrated knife.
- Serrated knife.
- Ah!
Mug.
- Serrated knife.
- Do words count as a phrase on the mug?
- This is my living plant.
- Falmouth Road Race
Bon Appétit Magazine, I have one of those.
Where did it go?
Paris, where is Bon Appétit?
Dammit.
[yells] I'm have to go
into to the bedroom.
Here's a Bon Appétit. God.
- Wait, my mug with a phrase
says "We Belong in Chicago".
- I got a magazine, okay, what's next?
Sprinkles, I have those.
- Okay, a single peppercorn.
Sprinkles? Wait, what if
I don't have sprinkles?
- Okay, getting sprinkles
out of the cabinet.
- Okay, wine bottle? No problem.
- Wine bottle. Getting a wine
bottle from the wine rack.
- [yells]
Wine bottle.
Offset spatula.
- Offset spatula.
- [squeals]
- Offset spatula.
Athletic equipment.
- Can it be a mini offset spatula?
Like, the best kind? Okay.
Athletic equipment? Dammit.
- Oh my god, where is the--
Where is the, shit!
I can't deal with that right now.
Okay, fish spatula.
- I have a foam roller.
- A chicken leg.
- Does that count?
Does this count?
Meat
- Wool hat.
- I got that.
- Here's a colander.
I don't like this.
- Okay
- A single ice cube.
- I got meat.
A single ice cube, I can get that.
- Okay, I'm going upstairs.
I don't know if this counts.
- I'm literally out of breath.
Hurry up!
Okay, here's a single ice
cube, single ice cube!
A colander, I got one of those.
All right my colander.
Wool hat, [bleeped].
- Oh no!
Emma, do you have a copy of Bon Appetit?
No!
[woman's laugh]
- Oh, fish spatula. Okay.
Single, oh a single peppercorn, okay.
This is my single peppercorn.
By the way everyone look
at my spice cabinet.
It's very well organized.
- Did she finish, did she finish?
Wool hat
- Single peppercorn, I need a wool hat.
- Athletic equipment, resistance band
- Here's a wool hat.
Yes! It's Smartwool,
it's a really good one.
- [Bleeped] How can I not have a copy
of my own [bleeped] magazine?
- Where's my cat?
Felix!
All right, this.
All right I can't find my
cat so I'm grabbing my plant.
- Okay, wait.
Wait.
- Ow! [laughs]
I just stubbed my toe.
- What do I have left to go?
- I got a plant!
Ooh, I think I'm done.
- Did you get everything?
- I think I got everything.
- Oh my god!
- I stubbed my toe really
bad, I spilled a watering can
on the couch, but I think I'm done.
And I didn't really have
a mug with phrases on it.
But I grabbed my Falmouth Road Race 2015.
- That doesn't have a phrase.
That's not a phrase.
- Well, I don't have a
mug with a phrase, then.
- Okay, so she didn't win.
- [Man's Voice] We're gonna
count the Falmouth Road Race
[bell rings]
- That is just not cool.
- Thanks, Dan.
I'm sorry about everything
I said bad about you.
- I kept hearing you in
the background being like,
"Sprinkes!"
Like, "Peppercorn!"
- [laughs]
- And I was like a few seconds behind you
and I was flipping out.
- What meat did you grab?
[cannister falls]
Oop! Oh you guys! [whines]
I just spilled all my
kosher salt, on my phone!
Dammit!
[jazzy drum beat]
- Moracco, what's up, bud?
- Whoa, this is so meta.
What's up, man?
- Okay, what're we doin'?
- I have no idea what's on this list.
I'm very curious.
- Oh! Here's my list.
- Hold on! Wait!
Mine came on my phone.
- Nope, sorry Chris. [laughs]
- Aah!
- All right?
- Can opener, got it?
- Boom, home base, ya frig.
- All right, all right, here we go.
- This is like "Requiem for a Dream."
People are gonna get sick.
- Rice wine vinegar, all right? Boom.
- Don't say 'em outloud.
- Something alive that's not human.
Dear God!
- That's not a problem.
I'm fermenting so much stuff.
- All right, I've got starter, it's alive.
Uh, serrated knife.
- Is Chris reading the whole list?
- It's chaos, it's chaos.
Okay serrated knife, you got that right?
You guys are checking
these things off, right?
Crystal Hot Sauce, da best.
Single ice cube, no!
I don't have ice cubes, I
don't have room for that.
Single peppercorn, single peppercorn.
- Moracco's moving fast.
[taps jar]
- Come on!
Single peppercorn.
Thermometer.
Therma-pen, don't leave home without it.
- Child
- [bleeped]
- Hey kids!
Hey, um...
Child.
[Child's Voice] What're you doing?
- Scavenger hunt.
[jazzy drum beat]
- All right, I got a kid on my iPhone.
A scale.
[grunts]
The Akoya Pearl.
Ooh, a wine bottle.
How's Brad doing?
Cotes Du Rhone.
Piece of a board game.
- I'm done except for the child, Mike
He's very busy, I'm just,
I'm just gonna have to
write that off.
- I'm getting a piece of Connect Four.
- Come here
- Piece of Connect Four
- Come here, come here, quick!
- How do you like that?
- One child.
- [laughs]
- It's confirmed, one child.
All right get him out of here.
- Colander.
Oh God, I lost audio, I got snagged.
- I'm in and I have all my stuff.
I'm done.
- What?
All right, colander.
Garlic and beans.
Garlic and beans, garlic and beans.
Garlic!
Beans! Whew!
Moracco, how you doin', bud?
- [Man's Voice] Wait Brad,
[buzzer]
you finished first.
But like, when did you get
the Hungry Hungry Hippo thing?
Did you exit out, and
go back and get that?
Or did you have that in the actual time
before you said you finished?
- No, I ran out.
- [Man's Voice] So wait did
you take the camera with you
when you did it?
- No. [laughs]
- Uh, I think we have a
breech of the rules here.
- All right, Morraco
that was a lot of fun.
I smoked ya!
But uh, you know what,
good healthy competition.
Ya know when we're
squirreled up in our house,
that was the most fun I had in all day.
- There, there was no smoke,
but maybe a little bit of fire.
[laughter]
- Fair enough, fair enough.
We'll catch you later, bud.
- All right, later.
[jazzy drum music]
- I am facing off against Priya.
- We're the only test kitchen folks
in our parents' kitchens.
I feel pretty good.
I feel like we're formidably
matched against each other.
I feel like this is a good pairing.
- I would agree with that.
- Also, like, we can
definitely use our parents
as help, right?
Like my mom knows where
everything in this house is.
- Oh, I didn't even think about that.
- [laughs] I'm getting really sweaty now.
Maybe I should take off my sweat shirt.
- Should be be stretching?
[in unison] Three, two, one,
- Okay, send it.
Oh god.
- Oh my god.
Okay, uh, serrated knife,
serrated knife, serrated knife.
- This is so easy.
I got this.
- Oh no!
- Serrated knife.
- I don't know where a serrated knife is.
- Can opener, Mom where's the can opener?
- All right we're coming
back to serrated knife.
- Okay, can opener.
- Okay, can opener, can opener.
- Do we have a copy of Bon
Appetit magazine somewhere?
We must.
- Can opener.
- In the meantime, I'm gonna
look for mug with phrase.
- Mug with phrase.
In the old mug cabinet.
- Look at this mug with phrase:
"I don't want to, I don't have to,
"you can't make me, I'm retired."
[laughs]
- This has a bunch of
Shakespeare quotes on it.
- [laughs]
Mom just brought Bon Appetit mag.
There we go.
[drum beat]
- All right.
- Mom or dad.
- Corkscrew.
- Okay Mom, come in the frame [laughs].
- A blade of grass, what?
[jazzy drum beat]
The outdoors!
- Here is my mother, she's here.
All right check.
Food made by parent.
Excellent.
[drum beat]
- We're gonna go in the fridge.
Oh perfect, yogurt.
Yogurt, made by my dad.
- Multiple blades of grass.
Scale.
A scale.
- Living plant.
Mom, you wanna hand me a living plant?
- Cloth napkin, hot sauce.
In the fridge, in the
fridge, in the fridge.
Frank's.
Hot sauce.
- Perfect. All right.
- Beans!
- A living orchid.
- Beans, beans, beans,
beans, beans, beans, beans
- Corkscrew.
I think I know where that is.
- Beans, black-eyes peas.
Colander!
- Here we go.
- Dirty colander, it was in the sink.
I just used it.
- All right, corkscrew.
- A single peppercorn.
- Cloth napkin.
Oh, I know where the cloth napkins are.
- Oh god.
Please hold.
I'm tryin' to get my
pepper grinder unopened.
All right, we're going back to that one.
- Cloth napkin, hand off.
Just one, just one! [laughs]
- Food made by parent.
- Okay, thank you. [laughs]
Cloth napkin.
Got it! Hot sauce.
- [laughs] The smallest
amount of egg salad
that my mom made.
- All right, we're back
in our pickle fridge.
All right, hot sauce right here.
Scale.
- A living plant.
Plant, plant, plant, plant, plant.
- All right, our scale
is very old, right here.
Scale.
Whoo, oh my god.
- Jade plant acquired.
- Wow, nice, nice plant Delany.
Uh, blade of grass.
Okay, gotta go outside.
- Bon Appetit.
Where's -- oh god.
[door opens]
- Okay
There we go, picked a blade of grass.
[jazzy drum beat]
- Yay!
- Whoo!
- Bon Appetit, Taco Nation.
- Blade of grass.
Beans, okay.
- I still can't find a serrated knife.
- Uh, beans. Okay.
- Serrated knife, where are you?
Aha!
- Beans!
- Serrated knife
- Beans
Colander.
Okay.
Colander.
And then [laughs] single peppercorn.
Okay I'm done.
[Man's Voice] We gotta see the peppercorn.
- Peppercorn.
Single peppercorn.
Got it. [laughs]
- [groans]
[bell rings]
Man, Priya took me down.
- That was really stressful.
- Yeah
[laughter]
I did all right except I couldn't
get my pepper grinder open
and my parents were nowhere to be found.
- I literally feel like this effort
was a real team execution here,
including the cloth napkin hand off
from my dad to my mom to me. [laughs]
You felt very calm cool and collected.
I felt like I was like
harried the entire time.
But you felt very chill.
- I think my phone camera
will tell a different story.
[they laugh]
[jazzy drum music]
- I'm ready, let's go.
Come on.
- [Man's Voice] Molly,
who do you think will win?
- I think I will win.
- [Man's Voice] Andy who
do you think will win?
- Obviously I think I'm gonna win.
- Okay, let the games begin, Andy.
[Andy claps]
[Man's Voice] Ready?
- Yes
[Man's Voice] Okay, go.
[jazz cymbal]
- I'm grabbing a single egg.
- Okay I got a single egg.
Single egg.
- Boom
- Hot sauce.
- Hot sauce.
- Hot sauce.
- Flakey salt.
I don't have Maldon but Himalayan pink --
- Flakey salt.
- A rock or pebble.
- Lemon.
[footsteps]
- Pebble.
- Chef's knife.
- Pebble.
Cooking shears.
Right here.
Spice blend.
- Spice blend.
- [Bleeped] me.
[Bleeped]
[laughs]
Ha! Garam Masala.
- Cottage cheese, don't have any.
- Single peppercorn.
- [exhales] What else can I give you
in the cultured dairy department?
[jazzy drum beat]
- Cottage cheese.
- Feta cheese.
Ice cube.
[drum beat]
Ice cube.
Lemon.
- Serrated knife.
- Right here.
Lemon.
- Single peppercorn.
- Skin care product, P50.
- I'm sweating! [grunts]
- I'm not, I'm playing the
[bleeped] scavenger hunt.
The dog [laughs].
- Oh my god, the [bleeped]
peppercorns all over.
Peppercorn.
- Serrated knife.
[drum beat]
- Ice cube.
- Wine.
- Skin care products.
- Shears.
- I don't have wine.
- Done!
[items fall on table]
[yelps]
Andy, where are you?
[drum beat]
[panting]
- A rock.
A rock.
- Andy, I was done like 30 seconds ago.
- I don't have the wine, though.
- Better go get it Andy.
[Man's Voice] You both have
gotten everything on the list?
That you have?
- Yup.
Andy are you panting?
'Cause I'm panting.
- I am too.
The dog threw me off.
- Dog?
- And uh,
- Oh my god, I didn't get a dog!
[yells]
- [laughs] Yes!
I won. [laughs]
I won.
- [laughs] Oh my god.
- My god.
- I got the dog!
[cackles]
- Chef's knife.
- I missed the chef's knife.
- [laughs]
[bell rings]
For the record
I have wine and you don't.
- Woo-woo!
- That's fine
- You are my nemesis.
And you are my sister, big kiss.
[censored label pops]
- I was so committed to winning that like
I blacked out and half
the list I didn't see.
I commend you on your focus.
- I don't wanna compete
with anybody besides you.
It's more fun with you
than with anybody else.
- I would happily lose again to you,
just to see your face on Zoom.
[jazzy drum beat]
- Sohla and I are like that pacifists.
We're like--
- I'm gonna take my time, Carla.
- [laughs] Really we're just gonna be
cheering each other on,
'cause, uh, ya know,
I want her to find everything, quickly.
Hey Sohla,
good luck.
- Good luck [laughs].
Right backatcha.
- Also Sohla, I lied.
I'm highly competitive.
- [laughs]
[Woman's Voice] Three, two, one.
[jazzy drum music]
- So I'm gonna grab the
nutritional yeast, first.
'cause I use that a lot.
- Ooh, beans.
This is very easy.
- I got nutritional yeast.
Do I just keep going?
- Gigante beans.
- Small batch artisanal liquor.
I got this cool triple sec.
- I'll go for this one.
- Rubber band, playing card, spice blend.
Why would I have a playing card?
- Mug with phrase.
Shit, we don't have that.
- Okay spice blend.
Bloop.
- Oh...
I don't have that.
[gasps] Yes I do.
- What's next?
This is stressing me out.
A Sharpee?
Sure, yeah, I can get a Sharpee.
- It's a mug with writing on it.
So that's gonna be can opener.
Totally have that.
- Boom.
I got a Sharpee.
Popcorn, yeah no problem.
- Nut yeast, right there, always.
Wine corkscrew.
Wine corkscrew.
And a rubber band.
In the same place.
- Popcorn.
- Rubber band.
- Serrated knife, no problem.
- Single peppercorn.
Oh [bleeped] me.
- We got the serrated knife
right out of the knife dock.
- I'm putting you down.
Single peppercorn.
Jesus Christ.
- Can opener, returning to home base.
Corkscrew.
- Single pep.
What else?
Spice blend.
Sure, I have a spice blend.
- I can never find it.
Still can't find it.
- Chili powder.
- What are we lookin' for next?
Mug with a phrase.
- A playing card.
- This one doesn't have any words on it,
but it's got an octopus.
- We've been playing a lotta cards.
So they're out.
- Maybe that'll work.
All right, can of beans.
- One card.
Okay.
Sharpee.
Right here.
Boom.
- We've all got that.
- Popcorn.
I'm using it.
- Can of beans.
- Corkscrew, where's the corkscrew, Ham?
- Serrated knife.
Coming.
See? It pays to have a small kitchen.
- It's taking me so long to find this.
Okay, corkscrew.
- Frozen
fruit.
Oh god.
Oh Mary.
Oof, we might be out.
This is a frozen pre-made smoothie.
- A rubber band.
I put a rubber band on
this to secure my speaker.
It counts that it's already here?
Okay I got a rubber band.
What else are we lookin' for?
- All right, next,
dog or child.
Cosmo!
Cozzy!
I need you!
- Hey Ham, do you know
where the playing cards are?
- Hurry, you're my prize.
Come, come, come, come.
- Okay, we're done!
- A single peppercorn.
- Done, touch this.
Home base!
- Just one.
- I'm done.
- I'm definitely gonna lose.
- I'm ready.
- Okay I got my one peppercorn.
What's next?
I guess I just need some frozen fruit.
And a dog.
We don't have playing cards?
Gimme any playing card.
They didn't specify.
Dates are a fruit.
Okay, I'm gonna go with dates as my fruit.
And then playing card.
Could you open it up for me?
Just hand me one card.
Okay this'll work.
Okay, I'm back guys.
[laughs]
Oh, I need a dog!
It's flyin' in.
[laughs]
Okay, I got my dog.
- Yay!
[bell rings]
Clementine.
- [laughs]
[Man's Voice] What was the
trickiest thing for you to find?
- We're out of frozen fruit.
This is a blend of frozen fruits.
- Playing cards, 'cause
we don't have a normal set
of playing cards.
But you didn't specify
that they needed to be
normal playing cards.
So I got some cards from
"Game of Thrones Risk."
- Getting the single
peppercorn out of my peppermill
was the single most annoying
thing as a whole challenge
'cause I, it was hard to do one-handed.
- I got into that.
Sometimes I get into stuff like that.
- I feel like you were fast, man.
Real fast.
- K, I love you, Andy, bye.
- Okay, I love you. [blows kiss]
- Okay, I guess I'm done.
[cymbal crash]
- It was a scavenger hunt.
- For what?
- All this stuff.
- For children?
