(upbeat electronic music)
(laughs)
- [Narrator] Yo yo yo,
Little Apple back now
so once again that's right!
We're gonna play some Zombie Catchers.
Somewhere on planet earth,
Bud and A.J.'s Original
Fresh and Squeezed!
Uh oh, are they fresh and squeezing juice?
Oh boy, our newly fresh squeezed goodies
are selling like hotcakes!
If we're gonna make a new batch,
we're gonna need more ingredients.
Oh no, not fruit!
You know what's cooler than a
million happy customers, A.J.?
A billion fresh squeezed
products served daily.
Yeah but,
yeah but,
it better not be fruit,
otherwise I'm gonna scream.
Especially if it's apples
because that's a little too close to home.
I don't need fresh squeezed apple juice.
I don't need to be a party to that.
Although it is called Zombie Catchers,
so I'm imagining I'm
gonna be catching zombies.
That's why I wanted to play the game
because you know how I
am with zombie games.
I love zombie games, yo!
If there's a zombie game I wanna play it!
Catch the dummy zombie.
Well that's kind of a redundant statement
because aren't all zombies dummies?
(laughs) Just kidding.
Okay, I see what they meant.
It was actually a dummy,
it wasn't a real zombie.
Let's try and find some fresh meat!
So is that what we're doing?
We're serving zombies?
I guess they are aliens, so
(laughs)
Alright I'm in the swamp, here we are.
The zombies are hiding in the swamp.
You need to lure them out with brains.
Definitely not my brains!
My brains stay in my head.
I mean I'm all head, but you know.
They're staying inside of me.
No zombies! (laughs)
What, you just have a
fresh pile of brains too?
Okay.
Alright, so I gotta go hide over here.
Oh and then the zombie comes out!
Geez, it's coming after me!
Oh, he didn't like me.
Oh yeah! (laughs)
My harpoon got him
right in the no-no zone.
Although he is a zombie,
so I'm sure he probably
didn't even realize. (laughs)
Alright, toss some more brains out here!
Use a bait to lure zombies out.
Hey zombies, I got some
delicious delicious brains!
(laughs) Very serious.
Alright, coming at ya!
Woo hoo!
Got one, got two.
Yeah, give me them coins
so I can get them upgrades!
Amazing harpoon work, A.J.
Let's head back to the drive-thru.
Let's do it!
(cymbal crashes)
Zombies caught!
Alright.
Looks like I got a stick of
toxic waste of some sort.
(laughs) It's glowing.
Hopefully it's like mutagen or something.
I'll mutate into some
kinda awesome creature.
Alright, these little dudes look juicy!
Oh no, am I gonna have to
juice some zombies? (laughs)
I am, aren't I?
This is where the magic happens.
Ready to get juiced up?
Put three zombies in
the squeeze-o-matic here
and get crankin'.
Well, I guess I could think
of worse things to drink.
(laughs) Right?
What do you guys think?
Can you think of worse things
to drink than zombie juice
and zombie goo?
Let me know, okay?
And don't make it too
disgusting, okay? (laughs)
Woo, yeah!
Got those upgrades.
Ooh better equipment, nice!
Is that a rocket pack?
Do I get a rocket pack?
Yeah, give me all those jet packs!
I'll take 'em.
Nice, yes I will buy that in fact!
Give me that money, honey!
Okay, when do we get to go
hunt for some more zombies?
Zombie search drone.
Whoa, a zombie search drone?
This is the world map.
Your drones will seek out zombies
and highlight them for you.
Awesome!
Click on the drone to start catching.
Oh yeah, buddy!
Zombies found, let's catch some.
You know how I do.
I'm a zombie hunting fool!
You gonna put me down?
Oh, I gotta go. (laughs)
I was waiting for him to
put me down on the ground.
I was like, "Yeah I'd
like to hunt for zombies,
if you put me down."
And yeah, harpoon to the butt!
Oh that one's getting away.
Wait, wait sir come back!
Come back!
Come back, I must harpoon your behind!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry but it has to happen.
We need your delicious zombie goo.
It's selling like hotcakes
up in here! (laughs)
There's a little brain for you.
And come up on him.
Yeah, caught him by the pinky toe!
See if I can jump.
Oh, man. (laughs)
I shot the harpoon into the stump.
Oh, right in the booty!
I got you in the booty!
How do you like that zombies?
Zombies caught!
Give me some more of that toxic waste,
which is apparently really good for you.
You carry that around?
Well, I guess they are um,
they're aliens, so maybe
they aren't affected
by toxic waste like we are.
Yeah, I bet that's it.
I definitely, I bet that it's it.
Indeed, let's keep rolling
and take the business to the next level.
Okay I just need one more, yeah!
Time to level up!
Whoomp there it is!
Whoomp there it is!
Product, zombie, oh I
get brand new zombie now!
Yeah buddy, give me them upgrades!
Put that junk in the trunk.
Harpoon model 1 has been upgraded!
Okay, we found some more zombies.
The drone is ready!
I wonder if you can buy
more drones like later on
and have multiple drones
looking for more zombies
'cause then you could be attacking
and catching zombies all the time.
'Cause right now you have to wait for it
to actually find the zombies
before you can actually go hunt 'em,
which is a little bit of a bummer.
'Cause then you can't just
keep playing all the time.
Oh yeah, yeah!
How about that action, zombie?
Oh harpoon, oh this one's got woah!
Barrel face, what is going on here?
Come back!
Oh crap, the harpoon!
It does nothing, ahhh!
Okay, got it.
I see, so the barrel is
a protective barrier.
You have to hit it a bunch of times.
Oh come back.
Come back zombie!
This one's different.
I wonder what's going on with this guy.
Come on, ugh it's really hard to move
and shoot the zombie. (laughs)
There we go.
The harpoon is a very precise instrument
of death and destruction.
Oh I see, if you get too
close he hops back in.
He's like, "No I'm not coming
out until you go away."
Yeah, give me my harpoon back. (laughs)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Booty, booty grabbing!
Come on, come on, come on.
No come back, come back, come back!
Yes.
I really like the jet pack,
it actually works really well.
You can go right over stuff pretty easily.
It's pretty awesome.
So it looks like I have
one more zombie to nab.
Ooh, there you are!
Hey buddy, there's some
delicious brains out here.
(speaks foreign language) Vuala!
(laughs)
That guy didn't even--
He like launched out of the swamp
and I caught him mid-air.
That was awesome.
That's the way to do it!
That's when you know you
have some harpoon skills!
You could just snipe 'em out of the air.
That's awesome.
Alright, back to Bud and
A.J.'s Fresh and Squeezed!
Aw yeah, let's slap some zombies up in--
Ooh, I get another slushy!
Oh that's where the other
zombies go, perfect!
So refreshing and only
slightly addictive. (laughs)
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and say that for me
zombie goo, definitely not addictive.
Maybe for some, maybe for some people
that's the drink of choice
but I'm just gonna go ahead
and say that's not for me.
(laughs) Wow, turbo mode!
Excellent!
Oh yeah, we leveled up again!
More upgrades.
Upgrade the squeezer for more
coins and bigger batch size.
Yeah!
Guess I'm gonna go ahead and do it!
Yeah!
Lemon finger ale, ewww.
I didn't realize that
that's what I was making.
I didn't even look.
Finger ale?
Gross! (laughs)
That's almost as gross as apple juice.
Come on, guys!
I mean, this ad spoken
by an apple of course.
Come out and get your delicious brains!
Oh yeah, caught him by the pinky toe.
You didn't know what to do!
Come on, come on, come on!
Yeah, oh you went back in.
Come out, come out, come out!
Yes, gotcha!
No, come back.
Come back, sir!
I need your fingies!
Your fingies for delicious finger ale.
I don't know why I'm calling 'em fingies.
It just seemed like the right
thing to do, you guys.(laughs)
Oh, you touched it!
Nice!
Good job, but man I cannot hit
the broad side of a barn apparently.
Oh crap, I missed a coin.
I don't know if the coins disappeared
so I didn't want to leave it.
Aw yeah, who's got jet packs?
I do.
Zombies don't have jet packs.
Although maybe they might
later on, you never know.
That could be something,
hunting zombies with jet packs.
That would be interesting
and a little tough, I would imagine.
Alright, give me that toxic waste!
Let's slap some zombies in some juice!
Man, I leveled up again?
Alright!
I'm rocking this game, this is amazing!
Oh, the net gun.
I want that!
I want it, I want it all.
Where did the random horn come from?
Was that me?
Oh no, that's the people waiting in line.
They want food.
They want their Fresh and Squeezed.
I guess much like zombies
get a taste for brains
and then that's all they want,
apparently aliens, they
get a taste for zombies
and that's all they
want so, understandable.
Oh no no, I see you.
I see you, barrel bro!
Barrel bro, come back!
Oh yeah, got him again.
Aw shoot, now those
other zombies back there
are getting out.
No, come back!
Geez, that took forever!
Alright, I'm coming for you guys.
I know you feel really left out
'cause I didn't harpoon you in the butt.
There you are.
Oh no, not a barrel guy again, shoot!
Oh no, no, no.
They better not be close to the map,
otherwise I might lose this guy.
Shoot! Quickly!
Quickly! Quickly!
Oh no, I lost one of 'em!
It's a terrible day!
Man, can't believe one of
those zombies got away.
I'm disappointed in my
zombie hunting skills, guys.
It's a sad day.
I'm gonna have to go back
to the drawing board.
Excuse me, give me that back! (laughs)
Got stuck on the side there.
Oh, ow, okay.
I thought maybe I could
shoot passed the stump,
but that does not work.
I'm back sir.
I'm back sir!
Whoa, jumping barrel zombies?
No fair.
Totally not fair.
Shooting harpoons and then
he just jumps over it.
Totally cheating!
I gotta say like 98% of any zombie
movie or show that I've
seen, zombies can't jump.
So I don't think that it's cool.
It's totally not cool
that zombies are jumping
in this game. (laughs)
Alright, whatever. (laughs)
Oh boy.
Well this game is really, really fun.
I'm digging it.
Oh man, I don't have enough
to actually make any more.
Oh shoot.
Now I gotta wait for the drones?
Oh, okay well I guess
that's a good place to stop
since I can't actually play right now.
But thank you guys so much for watching.
You are awesome, Little Apple Army.
You rock, as always.
Til next time, buh bye!
(upbeat electronic music)
