(Gavin) Should we do an intro?
(Michael) You suck, get out.
(Jack) Hey, we're playing multiplayer.
(Michael) Gavin. Get out. 
(Jack) Trials.
(Gavin) Trials Evo.
(Geoff, drowning out Jack) Gavin. Geoff. Jack. Micoo.
(Jack, as he's drowned out) Trials Evo.
(Geoff, drowning out Jack) Gavin. Geoff. Jack. Micoo.
(Mixed "what"s and "okay"s)
(Jack) We're gonna go. 
(Michael, in the background) Yeah, we gotta introduce who we are.  
(Jack) We're going.
(Geoff) S-Special British edition.  
(Geoff, in the background) We're all right here.  
(Gavin) Don't swear, Jack.
(Geoff, in the background) We're all Brits todaaye.  
(Gavin) I don't think people like it when you swear.
(Michael) That's tr--
(Michael) People... people
(Michael) like it when Jack says bad words.  
(Jack, seductively) It's dirtey.
(Gavin) Give it your best swear, man   (Michael) Oh shit, we're just going at it now.
(Michael) I've never played this level before.  
(Gavin, slightly loudly) I am blue.
(Geoff?) I don't know what this is.   
(Michael) I don't know what the fuck I am (drowned out by Gavin shouting "GOOOOO BLUE TEAM") but i'm the one that say's "Michael"
(Michael) Oh, I canm- Green. (Michael groaning like he's in labor) I already flipped it, fuck.
(Jack, laughing like a smug asshole who's in first place) That's a bad sign.
(Michael) Oh shit, Woah!
(Gavin) Who's yellow?
(Michael) I'm fucking dead already? Whoa!
(Michael, spooked) You just pop back like ghosts? So, how do you lose?
(Gavin) You lose by going off the screen.
(Jack, deadpan) Just watch what Geoff does and then you figure out how to lose.
(Geoff laughing good-naturedly)
(Gavin) Oh no!
(Michael) Fuck!
(Jack) Ah, look at me, I'm way ahead.
(Miscellaneous screaming and OH-ing)
(Gavin) OH BALL ACHE!
(Michael) Wow.
(Jack) Ah fuck, and I d-failed. Goddammit- I was /so far/ ahead of you assholes.
(Michael) Okay, so, basically, like Mario.
(Jack) Aww goddamnit!
(Mixed giggling)
(Geoff) AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
(Geoff) THERE IS NOW A DICK TO BE SUCKED!
(Geoff) THAT DICK IS GEOFF'S DICK!
(Geoff, voice progressively aging) SUCK MY DICK! Suck it right now Jack! 
(Mixed giggling, Michael "wow"ing)
(Jack) Uhh.
(Geoff) Mr. (deep, supposedly Jack-like voice) "Just watch what Geoff does and do the opposite of that."
(Gavin, changing the topic knowing he's going to be sucking Geoff's dick for real later) How did Michael get... 2 points?
(Michael) Dude, I fucking- 
(Gavin) How many times did you fall off, 8 times??
(Michael, still getting interrupted) I fucking died like 9 times!
(Michael) I didn't know what the hell was happening, I kept falling over...   (Gavin laughing)
(Jack) Good God, all right.
(Michael) We just went up a fucking hill!
(Jack) Geoff, we're playing.
(Geoff) I may or may not have just spilled coffee all over the, uh (pauses long enough for Michael to say "Yeah ya did.") audio recording.
(Gavin) If our audio goes in the shitter...  
(Michael) Oh goddammit. Is that our mixer?
(Geoff, giggling) Yeah.
(Jack) Ah, okay.
(Jack) Ohhhh...
(Gavin) See, the thing about Jack is, he's quite good but he's the most //boring// player. Look how- (cut off by Michael and Geoff complaining)
(Geoff) Look at the assholes that didn't turn off notifications!!   (Michael, in various tones) Oh, come on. Come on. Oh come on...
(Gavin) FRONT FLIP FOR STYLE   (Various "ahh"s and "oh"s)
(Gavin) AAAOOh, see Jack, you gotta learn-
(Michael, in exaggerated accent) FRUNT FLIP FUH STOILE (in normal voice) God, I fucking hate you
(Gavin) Oh no, I raced through it all the way
(Gavin) I love you Mi-
(Michael) Oh fuck! FUCK! Shhit.
(Michael) Woah.
(Gavin, very Britishly exasperated) GET UP THERE!
(Jack) Ahhh balls
(Michael) Dude, I'm fucking picking it up!   (Everyone else) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY/OOOOOOOOAH
(Gavin) B-How'd I finish third?
(Michael) I w-I won cause it spawned me like, right at th-
(Jack, appalled that he could suck in any way) I came in //last place//?
(Geoff, shouting then repeating "checkitout" until it's just gibberish)
(Michael) Dude.
(Geoff) OHH!!
(Gavin laughs)
(Geoff) Missing point
(Geoff) Second place...
(Gavin) Jack, what did you do in that one?
(Jack) Oh, my God!
(Jack, answering Gavin) I don't know, I- like- 
(Geoff) I say-
(Jack) I do really well and fall apart at the end
(Michael) All you have to do is just spawn at the end
(Gavin) I was in the lead the whole time
(Geoff) So you were, "Terribo'".
(Jack) I was Terribo'.
(Gavin) and then somehow Geoff won...
(Jack) I was doin' Terribo'
(Gavin, faintly) Terribo'
(Michael, informing Gavin) He's making fun of you
(Gavin) Blue Team!
(Jack, joining Gavin) Alright, go Yellow!
(Jack) Ah, I've fallen!
(Geoff) And-
(Michael, nearly breaking the sound barrier) FUCK!
(Gavin) Woo!
(Michael, suddenly calm) Where am I?
(Gavin) Goh, fudge!
(Michael, casually) There I am.
(Gavin) Fudge...
(Jack, towards Gavin) Here's a backflip for you Gavin
(Jack) Weee!!
(Gavin, thinking) Nou- oh- did-
(Gavin, having thought) I did one as well but I went on my head a little bit.
(Michael) Weeee...!
(Jack, laughing at Gavin's response) Just a little bit,
(Jack) I just a little died
(Michael) Weeee!
(Gavin) I became less alive
(Michael) SHITBALL SOUP!
(Michael) FUCK! NO!
(Michael, choking) AAGH!!
(Jack) Speeeeed!!
(Gavin) What's- what's annoying is that I don't know where the end is
(Gavin) so I dont know when to bail.
(Jack, relating to Gavin) I know.
(Gavin) It's like, you could prematurely bail. 
(Jack) You guys are like...
(Michael, almost breaking the sound barrier again) Goddamn dude, 
(Jack) far behind me...
(Michael) What the fuck!?
(Jack) There you go!
(Michael) Wow...
(Gavin) Aw, I finished...
(Michael) Of course I got- Did I get last?
(Gavin) That was //just// awful.
(Michael, realizing he got last that race) Fuck you.
(Gavin) We onl- we only finished 'cause we all spawned on the finish line.
(Jack) Look at that.
(Gavin) Ah he takes the lead!
(Jack) From worst to second
(Michael) Weren't you already winning?
(Gavin) No, I don't think so.
(Geoff) Yeah you were...
(Geoff) Yeah you were... dumbass
(Michael) HE TAKES THE LEAD AGAIN!
(Geoff) HE TAKES THE LEAD FROM HIMSELF! 
(Jack) Ahbegeur. (Unintelligible Jack)
(Jack is still unintelligible)
(Gavin) HE RETAINS THE LEAD!
(Geoff) HE CONTINUES THE LEAD
(Gavin) Gooo Blue Team!
(Michael) Shut up!
(Michael) Oh my Go-ho-hod!
(Jack) I'm so far away from myself
(Michael, straining) Fuck me!
(Jack, straining a bit too) Oh god, I'm dead.
(Gavin) I held that together like an- OOPS!
(Jack laughs)
(Jack) Wait, you held it together like a what?
(Michael) Dude, go fucking straight!
(Geoff, answering Jack) OOOPS!
(Geoff) OOOOO!
(Gavin) Oh yeah.
(Michael) Look at my... What is happening?
(Gavin, lower this time) Get up there man.
(Jack, not missing a beat) That's what she said
[Who's Jack been talking to?]
(Gavin, breaking the sound barrier as he witnesses Jack fly across) OH NOOO!!
(Jack, triumphantly) YES!
(Gavin laughs)
(Gavin) NOO!
(Gavin) GET UP!
(Michael, not realizing he's still on his bike) I'm last again..
(Jack) I bailed to the finish.
(Gavin, frantic) GET UP!
(Michael, now realizing he's still there) OH I'm still going!?
(Jack) Oh he's not gonna finish!
(Gavin) Why can't I get up?!
(Jack) Oh you're not gonna finish!
(Jack) Yes! 
(Geoff (Probably?) ) Nooooo!
(Gavin) Dammit!
(Michael) You guys are assholes, I didn't realise it was over
(Jack) Gavin DNFed
(Gavin) You lost 9 points Mich-
(Michael) Both-
(Gavin) You-You literally got no points
(Michael) Both...
(Jack) Oh, look at that!
(Jack) Boom! Worst to First!
(Michael Groans)
(Jack) Gavin DNFd, way to go!
(Gavin) I, uhh, prematurely bailed.
(Jack) Dumbass
(Geoff, bringing it back) That was terribo!
(Jack) It was so terribo!
(Michael) Jesus Christ.
(Gavin) Gooo Blue Team!
(Jack) Yay Yellow!
(Michael) Fuck! I flipped on the first fucking jump, I flipped.
(Geoff) Fuck me, dude.
(Geoff, understanding Michael's pain) Yeah, me too.
(Gavin) Oh ballache...
(Jack) Oh, Gavin did you fail already?
(Gavin) A little, yeah-
(Michael) It's extra hard because-
(Gavin) OH GOD!!
(Gavin, laughed a little) God sake...
(Jack) Ah balls!
(Gavin) I've lost everything.
(Jack) Why is Michael the only one alive right now?
(Gavin and Geoff bursting into laughter)
(Jack, laughing on the outside) Oh you failed!
(Michael) Spoke a little too soon there, Jack.
(Gavin) I think I've lost it y'know, I used to be good at this game
(Gavin) OOPS! URNK!
(Michael) I think you suck at this frickin' bike dude!
(Jack) OH Balls!
(Geoff) Oh c'mon, get up the fucking- eugh!
(Gavin) OHHH Double Front Flip!
(Michael) I'm gonna get third (X3)
(Michael I'm gonna get third (X3)
(Gavin) Ah Damnit!
(Michael) Fuck.
(Jack) Oh shit, come oon.
(Gavin) I'm already minus 3, I need to win really.
(Gavin) In an ideal- OOOHHH!!
(Gavin) NOOO!!
(Geoff (?) ) Yeah!
(Jack laughing)
(Michael, after a brief pause in Jack laughing) Fuck it.
(Gavin, having DNF'd) I've done it again!
(Jack) I barely even- (Bursted into laughter upon noticing Gavin in the dirt before the finish line)
(Gavin) Get, ugh!
(Michael bursts into laughter upon discovering just like Jack did)
(Geoff joins in laughter train)
(Gavin) I can make it... I can make it!
GRUUUH!!
(Jack) Crawli- Oooohhhh!
(Jack) DNF Gavino Free!
(Michael) You suck
(Geoff) So... from worst to first or from first to worst?
(Michael) Noo, trust- trust me
(Gavin) I actually lost a point there did I?
(Gavin) No I didn't.
(Gavin, seeing the massive lead Jack has) THIRTY SEVEN?
(Gavin) Y-you're havin a laugh?
(Jack) I'm 'avin a laugh
(Geoff, joining in) Are you 'avin a larf?
(Jack) I'm havin' a larf!
(Michael) HE'S HAVIN' A LARF?
(Geoff) Is he havin' a larf?
(Gavin, slightly discombobulated) Bang... out of order.
(Jack) Ohhh, Algebra Cow's ruining everything.
(Michael, exasperated by the name) Who the fuck is-?!
(Breaking into little laughter)
(Jack) Go Yellow Team!
(Gavin, calmly) Go blue team.
(Jack) Weeeeeeee!
(Gavin) AAAGH!
(Michael) COME ON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
(Geoff and Jack laughing)
(Geoff and Jack laughing)
(Michael) WHAT THE FUCK?!
(Gavin) WHO... PUT...(?) (drowned out completely in laughfest)
(Gavin bursts into laughter) For gods sake!
(Michael) Jack- Jack was the only one who didn't do that!
(Geoff) That was synchronised sucking!
(Gavin) Someone put a giant banana skin right at the front of the map.
(Jack) That was amazing.
(Michael) Did he just call a banana peel a banana skin?
(Gavin) Who the hell?
(Gavin) What?
(Michael) It's a banana peel
(Jack) Ohh my God..
(Gavin) It's the skin of a banana
(Jack) ..that hurts. That was so funny.
(Michael) It's a banana peel,
(Michael) not a banana skin...
(Gavin) Oh my god, I am just shocking
(Jack, faintly heard) It's the skin
(Jack, mimicking a British Accent as best as possible) It's the skin of a banana
(Gavin, Sincerely) Yeah, thanks Jack.
(Jack, faintly) A skin of a bananuh.
(Gavin) Not done with that still, huh?
(Jack) Nope.
(Geoff) You guys gonna come finish anytime HERE-
(Gavin) OOOH!!!
(Geoff) OOOoooooohhhhh!!
(Michael) Oh come on!
(Geoff) What is up you slow, wanky pranks?
(Jack) Who di- uh, who didn't finish? Said I finished 3rd?
(Geoff) Pricky wicks! [?]
(Michael) Nah, I got 3rd.
(Jack) Oh, you guys tied for 2nd.
(Jack) Wow look, you got it the exact same time.
(Michael) Dude, I am holding it down in fourth place!
(Michael) You're in 3rd now, Gavin. You suck.
(Jack) Alright, so I need to somehow get negative 1 points and Geoff needs to get perfect for me to lose the whole thing.
(Michael) Do it, you can do it. I believe in you.
(Geoff) Jack, close your eyes.
(Michael) Dude, I got this.
(Jack) Awww, Goddammit.
(Gavin) Do you ever just think "Wow, Jack is just so good at video games, I wish I was him"?
(Geoff) No, do you think anyone's ever thought that?
(Gavin) Noo.
(Jack, smug) I don't think I've ever thought that.
(Michael) //Fuck//, fuck.
(Michael) Dude, It's so hard to see your guy, and now I'm at the back?
(Michael) Why, wa, what happened there?
(Michael) Fuck!
(Gavin) Who's green? Green just shot ahead there.
(Michael) Yeah, and then fell to my death.
(Jack, finally showcasing problems) Ohhhh. Ah, fuck, oh, balls.
(Gavin) DONT, NO!
(Jack) Oh, you all failed.
Noo, I fucking didn't
Yes, I bailed across the finish line!
Oh Geoff didn't make it...
Relax Geoffrey
I WOULD'A HAD 2ND FUCKING PLACE
Geoff went down the grand canyon, where'd you go Geoff?
50 points?
I got half that
JackP, winner!
I demand a rematch.
Let's do the micro donkeys
Not on all 7
Oooh, all 7 yes, we're gonna be doing it on all 7
This is gonna be crap
Seriously though, you guys wanna do the micro donkeys?
I think we should do the Scorpion and then do the Donkeys
Do right trigger until you get the micro donkey
we just did the scorpion
yeah we did dummy
no we did the phoenix
let's just do 1 on the donkey 'cause its gonna suck doing all 7
no, we'll do it, stop being a pussy
You know it's 60CC?
No
Well, it is
Oh yeah, but what does that mean
It means it's slow as crap
It's gonna be dumb and boring
Go yellow team
Weee
FUCK
Well this sucks
Shut the fuck up Gavin
We're 2 seconds in
Gavin, calm down
I don't like things that are different!
It's just as fast as the other fucking bikes
It isn't, you're crazy, it's tiny!
It kinda is.
It's just as fast as the other bikes, no it's not they're tiny!
It's 60CCs, I don't know what a CC is but I know it's not enough
Bonk
What is a CC?
Where am I!?
Keep up you monkeys
I am, I got it
Stop calling us monkeys
No no no no, god damnit
I fucking finished just 'cause you guys kept bailing
god damnit, fucking hell
Geoff got minus 8
I'm doing my sea biscuit thing where I start off slow
Look at that, I got +1, -1
So Jack starts with 0 points
Although I beat you last time by like 15 points
So, I don't necessarily need those points
Go team yellow
Dude, I got this
Green guy
Fucking green guy
little green guys?
Li'l green ghouls, buddy, li'l green ghouls
Look how good we all are!
Ahh
Perfect way to ruin it
Oh perfection!
Wee
Oh and I'm boned now
I'm just gonna die over and over again
These maps are very smilar
Go, wait
Oh c'mon
fuck!
What'd I get a minus 2 for?
Every time you fail
That's 9 points, 9 solid points, look at that
I've already over taken Michael haha
hahahhahahah
It took me 1 race to get past Michael after going with 0
Blue Team!
GODDAMNIT EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Y'all look terribo!
Man, these bikes are stupid!
I know, they must've been made in England
Look at me, look at me, look at my guy
Dude, look at me, I'm riding on the back wheel
Ah, what the hell happened there?
I don't know?You must've gotten terribo
Shut uuuppp
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I WIN!
BULL SHIT!
I think I was in last place...
Okay, I have to give you credit for that...
That was pretty impressive, right there.
What button bail is? Y?
Alright, worst to second.
I'm doin' this, I'm comin' back
Look at that squirrel, he's just like "look at my nuts"
I don't ever bail, I just bust my ass
Don't all bail at the beginning
It's terri-bail (terribo-bail pun)
Oh what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck!
AH
I made it and then..
get up there you mug!
Oh god the camera!
Fudge
paka (?)
I like that you start with the momentum of whoever's going.
Fuck
Get up, get up, get up, Get up!
ohhhh
Oh no
oh godammnit, i bailed!
fuck!
oh fuck me!
Did we both bail there Geoff?
I bailed on purpose
Yeah, look, I'm the green guy you're the red guy
Man, bailing is such a risk.
Son of a bitch!
Yeah, you only get 1 bail
DNF!
Ok, I'm going 2 games this time, with no points
Back in 3rd place baby!
I've got 3 races left
to try to take this, I'm gonna do it
Keep getting DNFs, it helps.
Nope, nope
So I learnt that you can only bail one time.
You didn't know that?
Fudck
These donkeys are harder to control than my ex-wife.
Ohhhh
Fat bitch!
Wooo, big air!
Ow
wooo
oh, godamnit Gavin, you're ruining the camera angle for all
sorry, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm almost noooo
Oh, he's come from behind, he's come from behind
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I WIN
AHHHHHHHH
DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!? DID YOU SEE HOW CLOSE I CAME!?
Look at me!
I was in first and I bailed and look where I landed!
FUCK, SON OF A BITCH!
try and wriggle over the line
That was it dude! That was it!
I flew across the screen
and I'm like "c'mon, c'mon"
You got 0 faults for that Gavin?
I almost got eaten by the camera...
and I bailed and came first from the very left of the screen
It was amazing
You son of a bitch
I hate you so much
Go team yellow!
Why?
Uh oh fuck!
God damnit
I forgot about that part
So apparently bailing doesn't count as a fault if you finish
That is true
That's very important information
and if you don't cross the finish line... you don't finish
ooops, no no no no no no
woah!
Oh keep it alive
GO BITCH GO YOU BITCH
Why am I so far back here?
Win!
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
I was in the first like the whole fucking and race and your god damn bails
You piece of shit
Damnit!
I think I got the same amount of points as you for that even though I fell off 3 times
Alright, this is the last one
Fuck
I think Gavin may've taken this one.
Cheeky bastard
Dumb donkey bike
C'mon, lean back everyone
oops
oh fuck
God damnit!
I fell out of the trench
I've got this by the ball sack
derp derp backflip, meant to do that
ah Who the funk, nooo
nooo
oh god
where am i?
ugh
oh geoff, what happend?
what the ? i cant even see
AH YOU FUCKING SON OF A WHORE
DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!?
C'MON! YOU FUCKING
Why are you doing that?
Ah look at that!
That was bullshit
again I was first and I missed the last fucking ram[
54 POINTS OOOO
FUCK
OOOHHHH
I'm very happy with my 2nd place finish
Oh, that was very good
You wanna do 450s now?
Yeah we should
Do, y'know, we could probably put this up completely unedited.
It's probably fine.
Fuck!
HAHAHA, he spills coffee again.
So it's 1 to Jack and 1 to Gav
You might as well title this, uh, Jack, Gav play Trials
Everyone ready? 450s, ok
Right-o
Let'd do this
Hey Geoff
Yuuuuup
Yuuup
Are we in a bowling alley?
Yuuuuuup
I'm still yellow
Oh wow you can drive and you don't go backwards.
God, you stupid asshole
Backflip for Gavin
Nice one Jack
Weee
I've been actually sagging on the front flips
Oh, that's a bad move
That's a bad move!
AAHHAHHHH ME SPINE!
I can't see
Get up there!
Where am I? Spawn.
Eeee yay
Wooo
Fuck, I got 4th
I hate you Gavin
I still won but I still hate you
Bailing for the finish is probably the most fun thing you can do in any video game
I never know when the finish is though.
Look for the chequered line, man.
Yeah, but I'm always like fucking last
 
Look for the chequered line, mon
I'm Jamaican now apparently
Get to the part where the screen stops moving foward
I'm slappin da bass
Slappa da bass
Alright
Holy crap! I was staring at the yellow guy for a solid 5 seconds
Do you know if you say "Beer can" in an English accent, it's "Bacon" in Jamaican
That's racist
Where the fuck am I?
I'm fucking rotting in hell right now
Get up!
Stand up, stand up for your rights
I CANT STOP FLIPPING BACKWARDS
Nooo
I almost bailed for that one but I wasn't sure where the finish was
Geoff where are you?
I fucking bailed
You know, you can probably wriggle
Ooh , I can wiggle?
You can probably grab the ground and pull yourself over the finish line
If I could fuckin' see it I would
Fuck me!
Alright Gav
Oh my god this is gonna be a close one
This will be very close
Yeah, you better watch out
I hate the face that I was best with the crappy donkey bike
Don't do terribo
Yeah, the one you kept bitching about
Hahaha, it's still funny
It will never get old, as long as you hate it, it will never get old
I really hate it, it really ruins my day
I know it does, that's why I keep doing it
Oh, who bailed?
Stop ruining my camera
What's worse is when you are out in front and everyone spawns on you
FUCK
I hate this, I hate this
Ohhhh
Noooo
Yes!
Did I make it?
You barely did
You came in 4th place
Oh, expanding my lead
How many races do we have?
62
We have 62 left?
62 more races
Ok
Go yellow
Go GREEN
Y'know I would probably be better if Geoff's mic wasn't in the way
It is in front of the TV
I like that you are constantly looking for excuses
Get up there
BAIL!
Yeah, I'll do it to ah
Oh who fucked up? Oh Michael fucked up
Look at his body just smearing down the side of that pole
It doesn't matter, I was not in a position to win
I like "Did Not Finish" came up just as you slid off the edge
That was great
10 points!
Still in the lead
How many left?
3 more left
3 more races left!
Thanks, Michael
3 more racists left
Gooo Blue Team!
Shut up, it's not a team, there's only one of you
you're one guy
I'm blue
Army of one?
Dude, I mastered the bunny slopes
Why'd I just die?
Gavin, do a backflip
I'll do that when I'm in first place
How did I land that?
Incredible!
Ohhh
Oh, fuck, at least I bailed to second this time
for fucks sakes
jeez
If this was how supercross races were I'd definitely watch them
I would buy a season ticket
Dude, you're slowly creeping up on me
You're only 2 points away
Look at that!
Geoff, where are we?
We're doin' terribo
hahah
Yeah, they're playing a different game
and flip
That was awesome!
yuuuup
fuck
Oh shit, oh fuck
Get over
got it by the ballsack
Man, what does the back of my shirt look like?
Uh, I don't know?
What does the bottom of a avatar's foot look like?
Wabam!
What does the bottom of a what?
Oh! What the fuck!
It creamed me
Oh I almost bailed there, that was bad
You should've bailed
Nooooo!
Yes!
Holy shit
There goes your victory
Noo why?
Thats right
Jack went off too soon
Congratulations Gavin
Well, there's still one more
A full 10 points
Actually, if you DNF and I somehow manage to win this thing
Is this the last one?
Decider!
It is the decider
This is how that works
The one with the biggest number wins
Oh my god
Blue Team!
Why do they keep moving where the fuck we start?
I know, it's confusing isn't it
I like being right at the front though
'Cause you mofs (motherfuckers) don't cover me
Oh terrible landing!
Move!
Move!
Oh that's gonna suck, onk
Did you say "onk"?
Michael I will give you a dollar if you press "y" on his controller
I will give you $1
A whole dollar
Wooops
Ahhhh
Ohh
aahhh
ohhh
Geoof!
Get across
Did all you idiots bail out!?
What the hell happened?
All three of you bailed!?
I won by default
I could've won!
I have no idea what happened
DNF
I could've won if I didn't fucking bail
You stupid shit
I got fucking 3rd, yes, I got 3rd!
I have no idea what didn't happen
I will take it
Winner!
Winner!
Fuck you
Thankyou for watching ladies and gentelmen
We found something Gavin's good at
I hate everyone
I hate you Gavin
I love you Michael
Bed?
