Summing it up.
Today "Summing it up" stops
with the eighth season of "Game of Thrones".
This is the last one, so don't be afraid
if you've already heard another seven in verse.
Then we start the final stage,
the sides of good and evil are prepared.
The queen gathers her allies in her own way.
Golden warriors come from far away.
And although it's a very elegant team,
they didn't bring any elephant to the queen.
That's dissappointing.
The pirate whose nephew has no dick,
remains obsessed with the queen.
He convinces her to do dirty things,
without worrying about his niece,
who is rescued by the boy who has no dick.
Brother and sister leave each one by their side,
and Dickless goes north to help for a while.
This immense planet shrinks more and more,
because nobody respects distances anymore.
His stepsister who is the queen of Winterfell,
receives him happy as expected.
There will be many reunions in that castle,
before the King of the Dead begins the battle.
The former commander goes with the Blonde Queen,
when he meets his brother who, for a long time, had not seen.
He also meets his swordswoman sister
beyond all reason,
whom he had not seen since the first season.
He also meets his friend who went to study,
because something important has to tell to his buddy.
The swordswoman finds a couple of friends,
the blacksmith and the dog face.
The brother of the rich queen arrives on time,
and he finds the cripple in his prophet style.
Although it's because of him that he's that way,
can't help saying it's all ok.
The former commander and almost King of the North,
continues trying to seduce the Queen he loves.
♪ Let's have a real love ♪
♪ Heterosexual love ♪
The good ones come together and that is very nice,
but bad news quickly arrives.
The sighted kid and the studious friend,
tell him it's incest in the end.
That the Blonde is her aunt and he can inherit
the throne where she wants to sit.
The wall guards and other guys,
the fire sword's one and the wild man,
just when they decide to throw their hat into the ring,
they arrive at a castle razed by the Dead King.
They tell the rest to think about protection,
and the good guys spend a night with a lot of tension.
The swordswoman goes with her old friend
to release what she has between her legs.
While the soldiers drink and play,
the one-handed man knights the big girl.
The former commander does not like incest,
and tells his aunt the annoying secret.
She says that the fat man and the crippled lied to him.
What they told him is just...
...bullshit!
The war against the dead begins,
and those who do not fight go down to the crypt.
They leave the crippled as bait,
and the King of the Night he must wait.
Out of nowhere the Red Witch returns,
and lights barriers and swords.
♪ It burned! ♪
♪ It burned! ♪
Then everything starts to look very dark,
and the last guardian of the wall dies.
No more fire for this sword,
and the northern girl says her last words.
But take it easy, dragons arrive,
and many soldiers are no longer alive.
♪ It burned! ♪
♪ It burned! ♪
Until the zombie dragon begins to attack.
When they find the Ice King
they really try to burn him.
Thanks to his magic he does not burn,
and goes to the castle to look for the bait.
The queen's most faithful knight dies,
and Dickless breathes his last.
The King of the Dead almost takes the crippled's life,
but the swordswoman jumps off her side
and kills him with an enchanted knife.
The sun rises and the witch dies of old age,
but the rest of the town begins to celebrate.
The big woman sleepes with the one-handed man,
but then he abandons her in her nightgown
to go find her sister to another town.
Meanwhile his sister the queen,
hired a mercenary to kill
his brothers the one-handed and the dwarf.
Teleporting and dodging the guards
he arrives and forgives them
because it is convenient for this inconsistent argument.
The secret is told between brothers and sisters
and the redhead tells it
to the man who barely reaches a meter.
Then he tells the secret to the gossip bald,
so the whole kingdom knows about that.
The march to the Kingdom of the Iron Throne begins,
and the dog-faced warrior decides to go first.
The girl wants to make a group,
and the burned face answers her...
Sure!
The others goes by boat with the Blonde Queen
but something happens that they can't believe.
The hidden pirate ruins their trip,
he hits a dragon and some ships.
And the enemy queen plays very well,
when she cruelly kills her best friend.
The bald man speaks for not being lazy,
he fears that his queen will go crazy.
He wants the former commander to be the new king,
and the punishment is fascinanting and mean.
♪ It burned! ♪
♪ It burned! ♪
♪ It burned! ♪
The dwarf wants her to stop taking people off the map,
and although she swears
she will forgive him if he gives up
look at Conan, even he mistrusts.
No one protects the blonde anymore,
and she arrives from the sky screaming: no more.
Now she destroys with fire rain,
the crossbows that no longer have good aim.
♪ It burned! ♪
The queen, along with her faithful counselor
and Frankenstein, her obedient warrior,
sees all the chaos and without help,
how her people surrends and rings the bell.
Without showing mercy, the Blonde Queen,
burns the city while the people scream.
♪ He burned! ♪
♪ He burned! ♪
♪ He looked for it ♪
Her friends don't understand
why in two episodes she got so mad.
They try to save people in this bad situation,
while she sets on fire the entire population.
The Pirate and the One-Handed Man
arrive at the same place at the same time.
For almost eight seasons the little girl
has a pending account with the queen she hates.
And though she crossed the world to get revenge,
and not even the king of the dead she was afraid to face,
In the castle she cancels her long-awaited project,
,because from the ceiling are falling heavy objects.
And the burned face doesn't want to go back,
and remains despite the collapse.
There will be a fight facing each other,
against Frankenstein, his brother.
♪ He did not expect his revenge  ♪
♪ And he burned. ♪
The One-Handed Man finds his sister now,
and takes her to look for a way out.
But she breaks everything she touches,
so death is the only thing that matches.
The Blonde won and talks about peace,
but her allies don't believe her speech.
Now that I'm the queen,
I'm going to give you queenness.
The dwarf renounces his position,
and convinces his friend in prison
that ending the queen is his mission.
Just when she is going to sit on the throne
he arrives and she's no longer alone,
and then he digs a blade between her bones.
Then the dragon arrives later than ever,
and since these bugs are not very clever,
when he sees that his mother is gone,
he becomes angry with the iron throne.
Then he points his flames to the throne,
so that no one else sits on it anymore.
♪ It got  burned! ♪
It flies with the body without defense
but it won't be the only open end.
In a crisis without queen or king,
they use ellipsis to solve everything.
ELLIPSIS
Against all logic this General,
who was faithful, vindictive and brutal,
now appears with a calm head.
He no longer wants to avenge his dead friend.
He also summons a jury he must not respect:
the relatives and friends of the main suspect.
They must choose king or queen with some terms,
so they throw options to see who governs.
The dwarf wants to send the cripple,
with a rare argument to convince people.
The truth is that several of those who are there
have stories that are not found anywhere
But we must close and nobody in a million,
opposes this or other rare decisions.
Without shouting or starting to cry,
the General accepts and we ask:
why?
Every brother and sister goes on their way,
a queen in the north from where she came
She goes to the West and if the earth is round,
maybe someday America she will find.
Through a council the other brother governs,
with the few important characters left over.
And the other one is punished to the wall
but in reality he is going to be the best friend of all
Together with his wolf, the savages and no king,
this saga ends and another journey begins.
Well...
...we are leaving.
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Idea
Don Jorge Pinarello
Edition and script
Casper Uncal
