 
I used to love watching American Porn Videos
But unko dekh kar
Mai apni actual sex life se depress ho jata tha
Because objects in those videos, are larger than they should be
EK na ek body part ko dekh kar lagta tha, ki shayad iski exercise machine
Mere gym mei nahi hai. Isiliye reh gya mai.
 
Hum Indians ko lights off karke karne ki aadat hai
Mera 4 number ka chashma hai
Isko utaar ke muje kuch nahi dikhta
Yaar I can't see the action I am getting
Unke mei puri duniya ko dikh raha hai
Proper white lighting hai
Spotlights alag hai.Natural Light aa rahi hai.
White deewar
White sofa
Aise lagta hai apple ke showroom mei kar rahe ho
Aur WHITE SOFA?
Ganda nahi hota kya
Cover bhi nahi chadate ye log meri mummy chittar maarengi
Humare hote hai 10x10 ke kamre
Inka pura villa hota hai
Mai Honestly btaun, Kayi baar
Mai video dekhte dekhte, distract ho jata hu
Video pause karke, ghar dekhne lag jata hu
Wah yaar Duplex hai
Gurgaon mei milega kya?
Iska rent kitna hoga?
Fuck. Swimming pool bhi hai
To fir Plumber ko dene ke liye paise kyon nahi hai?
*3 second audience lag*
Samjha do sath walo ko
Dekho, uske paise dene hote, to paytm kar sakti thi
Uska to ghar tha, bol deti bad mei le jao
But nahi, vo videos unrealistic hai
Aisa kab hua hai ki aapne ghar mei plumber bulaya
Aur uske 6 pack abs ho
Usko to modelling karni chahiye
Patli si ladki hoti hai
3 large pizza kiske liye order kar rahi hoti hai
Usko dekh kar lagta hai vo ek bhi nahi khati
Ek to na, mere papa mujse aaj tak poochte hai
Vo jo tune online sofa ka design nikala tha
Vo Kaunsi website thi
Bata thodi sakte hai yaar
Kya  pata papa aur mere taste match ho jae
Isiliye maine vo videos dekhna chhod dia
I started watching Indian porn videos
Yaar un videos ko dekh kar lagta hai,  Meri sex life jaisi bhi ho
Isse better hai
Un Videos mei, Uncle ka pet bahar aa raha hai
Aunty ko dandruff ho raha hain
Meri life isse lakh guna better hai yaar.
Mai un videos ko Criticise karne lag jata huN
Mai Indian porn ka Rajeev Masand ban jata hu
Mai lamba sa comment likh deta hu
Ki Kya video hai, Kya kharab direction hai
Tumhara spot boy dikh raha hai
Dekho room kitna ganda hai yaar.
Acha sab chhodo
Video bahut shaky hai
Cameraman ko bolo dono hath se pakde
 
 
