
English: 
I'M OSWALD LUM, FROM STANDARDS
AND PRACTICES.
"THE MAGIC HOUR" WANTS
YOU TO KNOW THAT THE SHOW YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SEE MAY CONTAIN
STATEMENTS BY MR. HOWARD STERN
WHICH DO NOT REFLECT
THE OPINIONS OF THIS NETWORK.
WE ESPECIALLY CAUTION
THE PARENTS OF YOUNG CHILDREN
TO BE ADVISED OFF THIS
POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE PROGRAM
CONTENT.
BECAUSE MR. STERN'S PERFORMANCE
INCLUDES FLATULENCE, YOU MAY
HEAR THE WORDS, "BACKSIDE,"
"TUSH," "BUTTOCKS," AND "RUMP."
IN ADDITION, MR. STERN'S
CONVERSATION MAY CONTAIN
REFERENCE TO
"CUTTING THE CHEESE,"
"STEPPING ON A DUCK,"
"BLOWING A BIG ONE,"
"DOING THE BLUE FLAME ■■ICK,"
"BAKIN' BROWNIES,"
"WHOEVER SMELT IT, DEALT IT,"
"CHEEK MUSIC,"
"KILLIN' THE CANARY,"
"SILENT BUT DEADLY,"
"SQUEAKERS,"
"DROPPIN' THE SPHINCTER
STINKBOMB,"
"PANTS POPPERS,"
"LIGHTING A THREE-BEAN FLAMBEE,"
"BUTT BURPS," "ASS BLASTERS,"
"STINKY STEAMERS,"
AND "BLOWIN' ONE OUT

Manx: 
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English: 
YOUR KRAKATOA."
THANK YOU.
MAGIC: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
LET 'ER RIP.
>> ♪ ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY?
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
ARE YOU READY? ♪
>> LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES,
IT'S "THE MAGIC HOUR."
TONIGHT --
HOWARD STERN,
AND MUSIC FROM THE  
EVER-GLAMOROUS SHEILA E.. 
AND NOW THE MAN OF THE HOUR --  
MAGIC!
>> ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR MAGIC?
ARE YOU READY FOR MAGIC?
ARE YOU READY FOR MAGIC?
ARE YOU READY FOR MAGIC? ♪♪

Manx: 
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Manx: 
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English: 
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TWENTIETH TELEVISION]
MAGIC: ALL RIGHT. 
WELCOME, WELCOME, YEAH. 
NOW NORMALLY THIS IS "THE MAGIC 
HOUR" BY I KIND OF CHANGED IT 
TONIGHT.
IT'S THE MAGIC AND HOWARD SHOW. 

Manx: 
B

English: 
READY TO GIVE IT UP FOR HOWARD  
STERN AND THE LOSERS. 
>> ♪ HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE, WIPEOUT!
[FARTING SOUNDS]

English: 
["WIPEOUT" PLAYS] 
AUDIENCE: LIGHT IT! 
[FARTING SOUNDS]

English: 
>> GO TO SEE YOU, MAGIC.

English: 
MAGIC: GOOD SO TEE YOU -- SEE 
YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU. 
THEY DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT.
MAGIC: INTRODUCE US TO  
EVERYBODY.
>> FIRST OF ALL WANT TO THANK 
YOU -- SHUT UP. 
YOU BETTER TAKE CONTROL OF THIS 
CROWD, MAGIC. 
FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO JUST 
THANK THE LOSERS FOR DOING SUCH 
A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE.
AND THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING US ON
TELEVISION. 
IT'S VERY RARE THEY WOULD ALLOW 
THIS ON TELEVISION. 
MAGIC: INTRODUCE THEM.
>> DOWN THERE IS JEAN-PAUL, A 
NEW MEMBER. 
OVER THERE IS MARIA.
THIS HERE IS JEREMY.
ROBIN QUIVERS, GARY,  
BA-BA-BOOEY, FRED NORRIS, SOME  
CALL HIM ERIC.

English: 
SCOTT SALEM, THE HEAD LOSER.
AND JACKIE THE JOKEMAN MARTLING.
THOSE ARE THE LOSERS. 
MAGIC: ALL RIGHT. 
YOU COME OVER HERE AND WE'RE  
GOING TO SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH. 
>> [♪ YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE 
YOU GIVE ME HOPE TO CARRY ON  
YOU LIGHT UP MY DAYS  
♪
MAGIC: YES, YES, YES. 
>> SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
DO I LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE?
I SURELY DO, DON'T YOU. 
MAGIC: LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 
WHY YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME SO
MUCH, MAN?
LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
>> FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S A GOOD  
QUESTION. 
I'VE BEEN IN THE TALK SHOW  
BUSINESS FOR A LONG TIME. 

English: 
YOU'RE A MASTER OF THE  
BASKETBALL COURT, NO ONE DENIES 
IT. 
I'VE PLAYED AGAINST■■IDGETS AND 
LOST. 
BUT FIRST OF ALL, THE SHOW DOES 
NEED SOME WORK. 
SHEILA, THE FIRST TITE KNIGHT 
YOU WERE SHOWING BREASTS, LEGS, 
TONIGHT YOU DRESS MORE  
CONSERVATIVE THAN MAGIC.
TAKE OFF YOUR TOP.
MAGIC: YOU KNOW SHE CAN'T.
SHE USED TO BE WITH PRINCE, SHE 
WAS RIPPING OFF HER TOP EVERY 
NIGHT OF THE RIGHT, BABY? 
MAGIC: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE.
>> THE THING YOU NEED TO WORK ON
IN MY ESTIMATION IS YOU GOT TO  
STOP TRYING TO TALK LIKE THE  
WHITE MAN.
IT'S THE TRUTH. 
EVERYBODY IS -- I READ A  
FASCINATING ARTICLE ABOUT YOU 
THAT THEY GOT HOLD OF YOU AND 
GAVE YOU A SPEECH COACH AND WHAT
OTHER KIND OF COACH?
>>  
MAGIC: AN INTERVIEW COACH.
>> FOR CRYING SOUGHT LOUD, WHAT 
DO YOU NEED?

English: 
EVERYBODY IS ANTI-EBONICS.
I SAY LET IT FLY. 
I TELL YOU SOMETHING -- MAGIC,  
OR SHALL I CALL I EARVIN? 
MAGIC: EITHER/OR. 
>> EARVIN, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO  
MY BROTHER IS REALLY GET DOWN 
WITH IT.
EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET YOU 
TALK LIKE THE WHITE MAN.
YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP AND TALK 
EBONICS ALL YOU WANT. 
I SEE YOU HAVING TROUBLE OUT  
THERE BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS  
CONFUSING YOU.
WHO IS THIS SPEECH COACH? 
HE OUGHT TO BE HUNG FROM THE  
RAFTERS.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS  
GENTLEMAN?
MAGIC: ARTHUR.
>> ARTHUR, WHAT THE HELL YOU  
DOING TO MAGIC? 
YOU'RE A BLACK MAN. 
LISTEN, I GREW UP IN THE BLACK  
NEIGHBORHOOD. 
I'M BLACKER THAN YOU ARE. 
I'M THE BLACKEST WHITE MAN  
YOU'LL EVER MEET AND WHEN I 
LIVED IN ROOSEVELT, LONG ISLAND,
EDDIE MURPHY COMES FROM THERE,  
EVERYBODY TALKS DIFFERENT.

English: 
BUT IT WAS FASCINATING BECAUSE I
WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE AND I 
BELIEVE YOU SHOULD GO TO THAT.
I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THAT. 
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO  
UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD YOU GOT TO
SAY?
WHO CARES WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
MAGIC: NOW WE CAN'T BE TALKING  
SLANG ON TV ALL THE TIME. 
>> YES YOU CAN. 
MAGIC: YOU CAN USE A LITTLE BIT 
BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. 
>> WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
WHITE AMERICA?
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT 
WHITE AMERICA?
THERE'S PLENTY OF BLACK PEOPLE  
AROUND, PLENTY OF -- WHAT IS  
LA, ANYWAY? 
MULATTO?
I'M TRYING TO SAY YOU GOT ENOUGH
HISPANICS, WHITE PEOPLE TRYING  
TO TALK BLACK.
JAY LENO AND LETTERMAN, THEY  
WENT TO THE FINEST SCHOOLS. 
YOU GOT TO GET ON THERE AND MIX 
IT UP.
WHERE YOU FROM? 
MAGIC: MICHIGAN.
>> IS THAT A BLACK AREA?

English: 
MAGIC: WE GOT TO PAY SOME BILLS.
WHEN WE COME BACK HE'S GOING TO 
GET TO ASK ME ANYTHING HE WANTS.
ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY HOWARD!
>> MOVE TO L.A., HOWARD!
MAGIC: WE'RE BACK WITH HOWARD 
STERN.
>> YEAH, BABY, SHAKE IT.
THAT SHEILA, I LIKE.
I LIKE HER AND HER BROTHER. 
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WHITE GUY, 
THE COMEDIAN? 
YOU THREW HIM OFF THE SHOW, 
RIGHT?
MAGIC: WAIT A MINUTE. 
YOU SAID THE SHOW NEEDED  
CHANGES.
>> THE SHOW DID BUT THE WHITE 
GUY GOT THROWN OFF? 

English: 
WHO MADE THAT DECISION? 
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM, DID YOU? 
MAGIC: WE WERE NOT CLICKING 
TOGETHER. 
>> A COUPLE BAD DAYS AND THAT'S 
THE END OF IT.
MAGIC: HOLD ON I'M GOING TO ASK 
YOU A QUESTION. 
>> PREPARED FOY BY THE COACH OR 
A REGULAR QUESTION? 
MAGIC: THEY'RE GIVING HOWARD  
STERN PARTIES TONIGHT.
WE TURNED DOWN 3,000 PEOPLE 
TRYING TO GET IN HERE TO SEE  
YOU.
WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE LOVE  
YOU, REALLY?
>> BECAUSE I ASK PROVOCATIVE  
QUESTIONS.
EVERYBODY IS WAITING FOR ME TO  
ASK YOU QUESTIONS.
SHUT UP -- AND THAT'S THE WAY 
YOU GOT TO CONTROL YOUR 
AUDIENCE. 
YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE.
MAGIC: JUST SHUT UP?
>> GOT TO BE LIKE THIS. 
YOU SHUT UP, SHEILA, YOU TAKE 
OFF YOUR TOP AND GO KISS ANOTHER
GIRL IN THE BAND OR SOMETHING,  
GIVE US THAT LESBIANISM.
AND YOU REALLY SHUT UP, I'LL  

English: 
COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS.
SO GO AHEAD, TALK TO ME.
I'VE BEEN SO FASCINATED BY YOU, 
I'VE COMBN DYING TO TALK TO YOU.
MAGIC: YOU'VE DONE MY SHOW, I'M 
GOING TO DO YOUR SHOW.
>> OH, EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
BUT YOU KNOW, I READ EVERYTHING 
BUT AND EVERYTHING. 
I KNOW ABOUT THE H.I.V. AND 
EVERYTHING BUT I WANT TO KNOW 
ABOUT THE LIFE BEFORE THAT. 
YOU HAD THE LIFE THAT I WANTED. 
YOU UNDERSTAND? 
NOW I KNOW YOU PRESENT AN IMAGE,
CLEAN-CUT GUY AND THAT BUT I  
READ ABOUT THESE BOOTY PARTIES  
YOU USED TO HAVE -- 
MAGIC: BOOTY PARTIES? 
>> NOBODY EVER ASKS YOU THE REAL
QUESTION, BEFORE AIDS AND ALL 
THAT, YOU HAD THE LIFE -- YOU 
WERE MARRIED BUT YOU GOT TO 
SCREW AROUND? 
IS THAT CORRECT?
MAGIC: NO, THAT IS NOT CORRECT. 
THAT WAS LIFE BEFORE I WAS  
MARRIED.
>> SO EVERYBODY HUNG OUT BY THE 
POOL. 
RAP STARS?
BLACK GUYS? 

English: 
MAGIC: WE DID HAVE A FEW WHITE  
GUYS. 
SO A WHITE GUY LIKE ME COULDN'T 
HAVE COME TO THE PARTY? 
MAGIC: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT -- 
>> IT'S A REAL DOWNER.
MAGIC: BUT YOU ARE A COOL WHITE 
GUY SO YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE  
GOT AN INVITATION.
>> SO WHO USED TO GO? 
FLAVEA FLAVE FROM PUBLIC ENEM D.
ENEMY?
MAGIC: JUST COOL GUYS.
>> WHO? 
LL COOL J?
FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR?
MAGIC: THE COOLEST GUYS THAT  
WERE OUT. 
SEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING JUST  
BLACK GUYS. 
THERE WERE WHITE GUYS IN THERE  
TOO.
>> SHUT UP. 
I REALLY HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU.
WE COULD THROW YOU OUT OF HERE  
ANY MINUTE. 
SO GO BACK TO THIS. 
YOU HAD THESE PARTIES.
NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU USED TO  
HAVE A ROOM ROPED OFF WITH  
VELVET ROPES. 
IS THIS TRUE? 
I READ THIS IN THE NATIONAL QUER

English: 
IR. 
MAGIC: SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T  
BELIEVE THAT. 
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BE  
WRONG.
MAGIC: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN THEY  
WERE WRONG. 
THEY SAID I WENT IN HAWAII -- I 
CAN'T SWIM -- THEY SAID I JUMPED
IN THE OCEAN AND SAVED A LITTLE 
KID.
NOW YOU KNOW I CAN'T SWIM.
>> YOU COULD DO ANYTHING. 
YOU'RE MAGIC, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 
THEY SAID YOU WOULD HAVE A  
COUPLE OF BROTHERS OUTSIDE YOUR 
BEDROOM AND FOR A GIRL TO MAKE  
IT IN SHE HAD TO BE INCREDIBLE  
BLOOD ALCOHOL LOOKING.
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED MY ENTIRE 
LIFE. 
I MET MY WIFE WHEN I WAS 19,  
NEVER TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY FAME.
HOW WOULD A WOMAN GET INTO THE  
ROOM? 
HAVE TO BE THE BEST-LOOKING 
WOMAN AT THE PARTY? 
MAGIC: YOU WANT TO TAKE YOU 
THROUGH THE WHOLE THING?

English: 
>> AND LET ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF.
THIS GOD DAMN AIDS, WE GOT TO 
GET RID OF IT AND GET THE 
PARTIES GOING AGAIN.
I SAY WE SHOULD MOVE THIS SHOW  
RIGHT OVER TO THE POOL WHERE  
THEY USED TO HAVE THE PARTIES.
LET'S SEE HER IN A THONG. 
AND HER BROTHER.
I'LL DO BOTH OF YOU.
SO LISTEN TO ME.
I'M A GIRL, I'M HOT AND WANT TO 
GET INTO MAGIC'S ROOM BUT YOU'RE
THE HOST,HE MAN WITH THE  
MONEY.
WHAT ARE YOU WORTH, $300  
MILLION?
MAGIC: LIKE YOU, A FEW PENNIES. 
>> SO ANY GIRL -- WHITE CHICKS? 
BLACK CHICKS? 
MAGIC: SEE, IT'S A PARTY. 
>> SO YOU HAD SEX WITH  
EVERYBODY?
AT LEAST UP HAD FUN GETTING 
AIDS, RIGHT.
I KNOW GUYS GO FOR A BLOOD  
TRANSFUSION.
MAGIC: FIRST OF ALL, H.I.V.,  
AIN'T NOBODY HAS FUN GETTING  
H.I.V.

English: 
>> ALL RIGHT. 
SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME.
MAGIC: BEFORE I ANSWER THIS 
QUESTION WE GOT A FRIENDS OF  
YOURS CAME BY TO SAY HELLO. 
>> WHO? 
MAGIC: JESSICA HAHN.
MAGIC: HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> THIS IS JUST LIKE MAGIC'S  
HOUSE AT THE POOL.
THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE. 
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
OH, YEAH, SHE'S A LOT OF FUN. 
I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF TASTE OF  
YOUR LIFE.
JESSICA ONCE WAS KIND ENOUGH, I 
WAS HERE IN L.A. AND I HAD HERE 
UP TO MY HOTEL ROOM, AND A BUNCH
OF LAPD UP THERE, NOT THE GUYS  

English: 
WHO BEAT RODNEY KIDNAPPING, AND 
I HAD HER UP TO THE ROOM FOR A  
LINGERIE SHOW.
MAGIC: SAVE THAT STORY. 
WE GOT TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL. 
THANK YOU FOR COMING BY.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THE AUDIENCE 
GETS A SHOT AT HOWARD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OK?
>> BA-BA-BOOEY, BA-BA-BOOEY,  
BA-BA-BOOEY, BA-BA-BOOEY, 
THERE'S SOMETHING SCREWY■■ WITH 
BA-BA-BOOEY HE'S HAIRRY LIKE A  
MONKEY AND HIS TEETH ARE GREEN  
AND FUNKY.
MAGIC: YEAH, WE'RE BACK.
NEXT WEEK ON THE SHOW, CHRIS  
ROCK. 

English: 
BUT WE'RE BACK WITH HOWARD STERN
AND THE BEAUTIFUL ROBIN QUIVERS.
AND THE AUDIENCE HAS SOME 
QUESTIONS.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 
>> WHY WAS THAT NOT DELIVERED IN
EBONICS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
MAGIC: HOW CAN YOU WORK WITH  
THIS GUY? 
>> HOW CAN I WORK WITH YOU, 
MAGIC,? 
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR ME TO 
COME HERE, DIDN'T GET ME A HOTEL
ROOM AND THEN YOU ASK ME TO DO  
THE SHOW? 
YOU HAVE SOME NERVE.
MAGIC: GUESS WHO I LEARNED THAT 
FROM? 
HOWARD. 
>> AND YOU'LL NOTICE ROBIN IS 
SHOWING AMPLE CLEAVAGE. 
THIS IS GOING TO HELP YOUR  
RATINGS.
>> SHEILA E. DECIDE EDNOT TO AND
I'M TAKING UP THE SLACK.
>> I NOTICED IT'S A 
CELEBRITY-FILLED AUDIENCE 
TONIGHT.
I SEE THAT DREW CARRIE IS THERE.
THIS IS THE ONE GUY I FEEL -- 

Manx: 
B

English: 
THIS IS THE ONE GUY I FEEL THAT 
REALLY, YOU TALK ABOUT A WILD 
SEX LIFE. 
HERE'S ANOTHER GUY WITH A 
CLEAN-CUT IMAGE, HE'S OUT WITH  
HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS EVERY 
NIGHT.
>> HE'S THE GUY TO INTERVIEW. 
MAGIC: WE'LL GET HIM ON AND TALK
ABOUT THAT WHEN HE COMES BACK.
STEVE, TAKE IT AWAY.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WHITE 
GUY?
NOW YOU'RE TAKING OVER? 
WHAT ARE YOU? 
A MUSLIM? 
WHAT ARE YOU? 
>> I'M A BLACK -- 
>> WHO IS THIS GUY? 
A PERSONAL FRIEND OF YOURS? 
MAGIC: PERSONAL FRIEND. 
THAT'S RIGHT. 
>> YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE WHITE 
GLIE GUY YOU REPLACED?
SHOW BUSINESS, BABY.
SHOW BUSINESS.
>> THE WHITE GUY'S SITTING AT 
HOME, THINKINGING I THOUGHT THIS
WAS A WHITE COUNTRY, WHAT 
HAPPENED. 
YOU DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THE  
WHITE GUY?
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION -- IF 
THE RATINGS CONTINUE TO SLIDE 
DOWN WARD YOU GOING TO FIRE THIS
GUY?

English: 
WHO'S THE NEXT TO GO? 
I SAY IT'S SHEILA'S BROTHER.
MAGIC: YOU KNOW WHAT -- 
>> AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT. 
MAGIC: WAIT A MINUTE. 
LET ME CORRECT YOU BECAUSE THE  
RATINGS ARE GOING UP NOW. 
>> THEY ARE GOING UP? 
[APPLAUSE]
>> WHAT IS THIS WIN A DATE WITH 
SHEILA E.?
WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT? 
YOU'RE GOING TO PIMP OUT THE  
BAND? 
MAGIC: WE LEARNED THAT FROM THE 
HOWARD STERN SHOW.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THE OLD
DAYS IN MAGIC'S POOL. 
YOU LOOK WAYOO HAPPY. 
YOU'RE THE NEXT TO GO.
WISE UP, BABY, WISE UP. 
>> BORN AND RAISED IN ROOSEVELT,
LONG ISLAND, EDDIE RODE, RIGHT  
BY THE PARK.
WENT TO ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL,  
GRADUATED IN 1984, CONSIDER 

Manx: 
B

English: 
MYSELF FLUENT.
>> YOU'RE THE REASON RATINGS ARE
GOING DOWN. 
NO ONE'S INTERESTED IN YOUR 
BIOGRAPHY.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
>> WHO ELSE HAD A QUESTION FOR  
HOWARD STERN? 
HERE'S A GUY NOT FROM ROOSEVELT.
WHAT'S YOUR TRAME?
>> TRACE. 
>> WHO'S YOUR QUESTION FOR? 
>> FOR HOWARD AND ROBIN.
>> THIS WHOLE SEGMENT IS A BAD  
IDEA. 
>> IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
>> MAGIC AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO 
BE ABLE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION?
>> THEY MAKE A BIG DEAL ON "THE 
X-FILES" ABOUT GILLIAN AND DAVID
KISSING.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOU AND
THE LOVELY ROBIN KISS?
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 
ROBIN AND I -- I HAVE BEEN GOING
AFTER ROBIN FOR A LONG TIME AND 
SHE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE 
ME ANYTHING.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

English: 
I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU AND THE 
NEW GUY.
MAGIC: SO NO JUNGLE FEVER GOING 
ON HERE?
>> BUT NOBODY'S GETTING ANY 
RELIEF. 
>> SIR, YOU GOT A QUESTION? 
>> UH-OH. 
I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU. 
>> HOWARD STERN MY NAME IS -- 
SAY, HOWARD, SIT DOWN WHEN I'M  
TALKING.
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO  
TALK. 
>> THE SHALOM.
>> YOU BEEN TRYING TO CLEAN THIS
STUFF UP TONIGHT BUT BEFORE YOU 
CAME ON THE SHOW YOU BEEN 
TALKING A LOT ABOUT MAGIC.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE WAY I
TALK, CHUMP?
>> NO.
>> GO AHEAD AND TALK THE WAY HE 
TALKS.
>> SEE HOW YOU'RE TALKING?
>> I SAID VAZE YOUR HAND. 
-- -- RAISE YOUR HAND.
>> SEE THE WAY THAT GUY'S 
TALKING -- THAT'S THE WAY YOU 
SHOULD TALK.
>> WHO ELSE HAS A QUESTION? 
ANYBODY ELSE? 
MAGIC: ONE MORE QUESTION. 

English: 
>> OK.
DREW CAN ASK A QUESTION.
UP GOT A QUESTION OVER HERE?
>> HEY, DREW, HOW MANY HOOKERS  
WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT? 
>> I SAT BEHIND YOU AT THE SUPER
BOWL. 
MAGIC: THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAD A GOOD TIME TOO. 
>> THIS SMALL TALK'S REALLY 
HELPING, DREW.
THIS GUY'S LAST NAME IS WHITE.
STEVE WHITE.
HOW COME HE'S SIX NINE AND  
YOU'RE THE SAME HEIGHT? 
DID THE LAKERS LIE ALL THOSE  
YEARS?
>> BUT I'VE HEARD STORIES OF YOU
IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 
YOU'RE VERY LARGE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE. 
PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
>> YOU'RE A BIG MAN.
MAGIC, WHAT YOU GETTING A 
MANICURE? 
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 
MAGIC: THAT.
THAT'S FROM PLAYING BASKETBALL. 
I GOT TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.

English: 
EVERYBODY STAY WITH US. 
WE'RE BACK WITH HOWARD STERN AND
ROBIN.
VA
>> ♪ SUPER FREAK 
HE'S SUPER FREAKY NOW 
SUPER FREAK 
SUPER FREAK 
HE'S SUPER FREAKY NOW ♪
>> OH, YEAH, BABY.
MAGIC: YEAH, YEAH, SUPER FREAK. 
>> WHAT DO WE GOT COMING UP 
NEXT? 
MAGIC: WE GOT A FRIEND OF YOURS.
MY NEXT GUEST IS THE 1998 
"PLAYBOY" PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR. 
>> WAIT A MINUTE. 
SLOW DOWN.
STOP READING FROM THE CARDS.
YOU'RE TELLING ME A "PLAYBOY" 
PLAYMATE IS COMING OUT HERE?
I READ IN THE PAME TODAY YOUR 
WIFE COOKIE IS SAYING I DON'T 

English: 
WANT SUPERMODELS ON THE AIR ANY 
MORE, NO MORE PLAYMATES.
MAGIC: IS THAT TRUE?
NO. 
UP GOT TO CHECK WITH ME FIRST.
YOU CHECK HER OUT IN THE JULY 
ISSUE AND HER OWN PLAYMATE  
VIDEO.
PLEASE WELCOME KAREN MCDOUGAL.
>> ["YOU SEXY THING"] 
PLAYS]
>> JUST LIKE MAGIC SAYS.
MAN, I WOULD HAVE FIT IN AT 
THOSE POOL PARTIES, MAGIC.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL. 
MAGIC: DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU  
WERE GETTING INTO COMING ONG  
THIS SHOW.
>> YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS.
ARE THOSE REAL? 
>> THANK YOU. 
>> THE WOMEN AT THE POOL  
PARTIES, WERE THEY THIS GOOD? 
BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET OVER  

English: 
THERE.
YOU WEREN'T AT THE POOL PARTIES?
MAGIC: HE KEEPS GOING BACK TO 
YESTERDAY.
I'M TRYING TO BRING HIM UP TILL 
NOW.
>> WAIT TILL COOKIE WATCHES THIS
SHOW. 
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JESSICA  
HAHN'S CLEAVAGE?
MAGIC MAKES EVERYTHING  
DISAPPEAR.
MAGIC: OK, EVERYBODY. 
NOW I GOT TO INTERVIEW KAREN. 
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERVIEW  
HER.
JUST GET A CLOSEUP ON HER CHEST.
AND SHOW A LITTLE LEG.
DREW CAREY JUST FELL OUT OF HIS 
CHAIR.
MAGIC: WHAT POSSESSED YOU TOSS  
DO "PLAYBOY" AND BE NUDE? 
I THOUGHT ALL THE WOMEN WERE  
BEAUTIFUL AND THOUGHT GOSH, IF
COULD ONLY TRY THIS, AND I TRIED
IT AND DID IT AND HERE I AM 
TODAY.
MAGIC: ARE YOU HAPPY? 
>> I'M VERY HAPPY.
>> I'M HAPPY. 
MAGIC: HOW DO SOMEBODY GO ABOUT 
BEING IN "PLAYBOY"? 

English: 
>> I WAS ACTUALLY IN A MODEL  
SEARCH IN MICHIGAN AND I WON. 
I'M IN MICHIGAN -- FROM MICHIGAN
TOO BY THE WAY. 
>> YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH HIM?
>> NO.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 
>> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 
MAGIC: SO TELL THE STORY. 
>> I MET A "PLAYBOY"  
PHOTOGRAPHER AND SAID HEY, WHAT 
DO YOU THINK? 
CAN I DO IT?
SO I FLEW TO CALIFORNIA AND GOT 
TESTED AND I'M HERE.
MAGIC: WE HAVE PHOTOS OF YOU. 
LET'S SHOW EVERYBODY. 
>> SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO 
ONE OF YOUR PARTIES.
MAGIC: WERE YOU SCARED? 
>> I WAS. 
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS AND SHAKY. 
MAGIC: DID ANYTHING STRANGE 
HAPPEN WHEN YOU WERE POSING?
>> WHEN I DID MY PLAYMATE OF THE
YEAR SHOOT I WAS DOING THE  
ISLAND GUYS, AND THERE WERE 

English: 
NAKED MEN IN THERE WITH ME, AND 
I HAD THIS RASH FROM NEW■  
UNDERWEAR --  
MAGIC: DON'T TELL HOWARD THAT.
HE'LL TEASE YOU.
>> I ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW, IF  
YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD, WHAT DO  
YOU DO? 
MAGIC: SO YOU GOT THIS RASH AND 
THEN WHAT?
>> AND THE ISLAND GUYS SAID --  
THERE'S --  
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 
RASH? 
MAGIC: I'M NOT GOING THERE. 
SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE RASH? 
>> BABY, I GOT A RASH.
>> PERSONAL PROBLEM.
THERE WAS A CLIENT AND HE RUBBED
A PLANT ON ME AND IT'S GONE NOW 
AND ALL THE GUYS AND  
PHOTOGRAPHERS WERE LAUGHING.
AND I THOUGHT THIS STRANGE  
ISLAND GUY IS TOUCHING ME.
I LOOKED BACK AND THIS GUY HAD  
THE BIG EVMENT ERECTION I'VE  
EVER SEEN.
>> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
>> YES, I JUST DID. 

Manx: 
B

English: 
HARD-ON IN YOUR CASE. 
MAGIC: I GUESS HE HAD A REASON  
TO GET EXCITED. 
>> HE ASKED ME TO MARRY ME, AND 
I HAD TO LET HIM DOWN.
MAGIC: YOU EVER BEEN ON HOWARD'S
SHOW? 
>> NO.
I WOULD REMEMBER. 
YOU'RE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,  
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
MAGIC: WE GOT TO GO TO A  
COMMERCIAL. 
BACK WITH MORE FROM KAREN AFTER 
THIS.
>>> ♪ I WANT TO BE SEDATED ♪
MAGIC: YES, WE'RE BACK WITH 
ROBIN, HOWARD, AND OF COURSE  
KAREN.
NOW, KAREN WHAT TYPE OF MAN DO  
YOU LIKE? 
>> A RICH MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SOME BROKEN-DOWN -- NO, HOW MUCH
YOU THINK MAGIC'S WORTH.
MAGIC: WAIT A MINUTE. 

English: 
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE SAY MAN --
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ME, SO YOU  
CANNOT ANSWER MY■ QUESTIONS. 
>> MAGIC -- 
>> I LIKE MEN WITH SHORT HAIR,  
BUBBLE BUTTS. 
MAGIC: THAT MEANS TIGHT?
>> TIGHT, TIGHT FIRM BUTT, YEAH.
MAGIC: BLUE EYES. 
>> BLUE EYES. 
MAGIC: YOU OUT, THEN, HOWARD. 
WHAT KIND OF BUTT YOU GOT?
>> I GOT THE FLATTEST ASS YOU'LL
EVER SEE. 
A LOT OF GIRLS, YOU KNOW THE  
SCENE, YOU GOT TONS OF GIRLS, 
YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME 
MONEY AND BE A BASKETBALL 
PLAYER. 
WHO ARE YOU DATING NOW? 
>> I MAKE MY OWN MONEY. 
I JUST SPENT $100,000 ON A  
$115,000 CAR. 
>> I TELL YOU HOW RICH MAGIC IS.
HE OPENS UP MOVIE THEATERS IN 
BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS.

English: 
YOU EVER GONE TO MOVIES IN A  
BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD? 
MAGIC: WAIT A MINUTE. 
YOU GOT TO QUICK SAYING NOW.
THAT'S IN THE PAST. 
COOKIE AND I, IT'S JUST COOKIE  
AND I.
>> WHAT IS UP WITH YOU? 
MAGIC: I LOVE HER.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE 
BEDROOM.
MAGIC: WE HAVE SEX SAFE AND WE  
ENJOY EACH OTHER, I HAVE SEX  
WITH HER MIND, BODY, EVERYTHING,
GOD HAS BLESSED ME. 
HOLD ON.
WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
KAREN IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING  
SPECIAL FOR YOU.
BRING OUT THE PROPS.
WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING JUST
FOR YOU.
>> NOT FOR ME, FOR THE RATINGS. 
MAGIC: THE RATINGS ALREADY WENT 
UP, SO WE DON'T NEED THE RATINGS
NO MORE.

English: 
>> WHAT AM I WILL GOING TO DO?
MAGIC: JUST COME OVER HERE. 
>> DREW, THIS IS YOUR NEXT WIFE.
OH, THIS IS --  
>> OH, MY.
WAIT, THIS THING IS GOING TO  
MOVE. 
MAGIC: WE DON'T WANT IT TO MOVE.
>> CAN YOU DO THIS, HOWARD? 
>> HOLD ON. 
MAGIC, LET ME SEE YOU DO THAT 
ONE MORE TIME.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT 
AGAIN.
MAGIC: NO WE CAN'T DO IT NO 
MORE. 
>> MAGIC, IT'S LIKE THE POOL  
PARTY.
MAGIC:GOING TO HAVE TO SIT DOWN.
COME ON, LET'S GO BACK. 
>> I WAS HOPING YOU'D SLIDE 
UNDERNEATH HERE.
MAGIC: NOW I WANT TO KNOW --  
>> HEY, SHEILA, LET'S SEE YOU DO
THAT. 
MAGIC: I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU 
HAVE SO MANY PLAYMATES AND WOMEN
ON YOUR SHOW LIKE THAT? 
>> BECAUSE I HAVE NO TALENT,  

English: 
MAGIC.
I TRY TO GET AS MANY WOMEN WITH 
BIG BREASTS, LEGS, SHOW A LITTLE
MORE LEGS, TRY TO GET AS MANY 
WOMEN ON AS POSSIBLE. 
PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE THIS SORT OF 
THING.
PEOPLE WITH NO TALENT HAVE -- 
>> WHY DID YOU HAVE KAREN ON? 
MAGIC: FWAUS BECAUSE OF HOWARD  
AND BECAUSE OF THE RATINGS. 
>> AREN'T YOU SWEET.
MAGIC: AND BUOYS SHE'S SWEET  
TOO.
SHE'S MORE THAN JUST A PLAYMATE.
>> THIS IS A SMART MOVE.
I LIKE THE DIRECTION. 
SOON WE'RE GOING TO HAVE NUDE 
WOMEN WITH DONKEYS RUNNING  
AROUND. 
MAGIC: ALSO WE GOT TO GIVE HER  
CREDIT THOUGH HOWARD. 
A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T DO WHAT 
SHE JUST DID. 
>> NOW, LET ME TELL YOU 
SOMETHING.
MAGIC: I MEAN --  
>> IT'S NOT THE KIND OF TALENT  
YOU CAN USE EVERYWHERE BUT YOU  
WOULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND THE  
VELVET ROPES AT MAGIC'S PARTIES.
MAGIC: EVERYBODY, KAREN 

English: 
MCDOUGAL. 
UP NEXT A PERFORMANCE OF SHEILA 
E. AND THE BAND.
STAY WITH US PLEASE.
MAGIC: YES, WE'RE BACK AND IT'S 
BEEN A CRAZY NIGHT BUT A FUN  
NIGHT WITH HOWARD, JESSICA, 
ROBIN AND NOW KAREN BUT WE GOT A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY OUR OWN  
SHEILA E. AND THE "THE MAGIC  
HOUR" BAND. 
TAKE IT AWAY. 
>> ♪ COME ON, CLAP YOUR HANDS! 
ONE, TWO, THREE --

English: 
THE SUMMER TIME 
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE GIRL'S GOT A
LOT ON HER MIND 
SHE'S GOT FLIP-FLOPS  
BIG DREAMS AND A BIG PROMISE  
THIS GIRL, SHE REALLY WANTS, TO 
BE IN LOVE WITH A MAN 
SHE WANTS TO BE 
SHE DON'T NEED A MAN'S TOUCH  
WITHOUT LOVE IT AIN'T MUCH

English: 
>> THANK YOU. 
I LOVE YOU. 
GOOD NIGHT!
MAGIC: SHEILA E., EVERYBODY.
THAT WAS GREAT. 

English: 
THAT WAS GREAT. 
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
SHEILA E., EVERYBODY.
MAGIC: ALL RIGHT. 
WE'RE BACK. 
HOWARD? 
>> I LOVE HER.
MAGIC: SHEILA'S THE BEST. 
TELL US ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW 
THOUGH. 
>> WE'RE VERY EXCITED OF THE  
SATURDAY NIGHTS AT 11:30. 
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" IS PRETTY 
DULL. 
WE NEED SOMETHING TO GO AGAINST 
IT. 
11:30 AT NIGHT, IT'S GOING TO B■
CALLED THE HOWARD STERN RADIO 
SHOW AND TUNE IN AND SEE ALL THE
PERVERSION, ALL THE STUFF THE 
RELIGIOUS RIGHT IS UPSET ABOUT  

Manx: 
B

Manx: 
B
B

English: 
WITH THE SHOW.
ROBIN WILL BE ON AND THIS WHOLE 
MOTLEY CREW OF COURSE.
WE THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT 
OF FUN. 
IF NOT WE'RE GOING TO BE IN A 
LOT OF TROUBLE. 
MAGIC: A SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL  
MY GUESTS, HOWARD STERN AND THE 
LOSERS. 
>> WHER YOU GOING NOW? 
MAGIC: I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT  
HERE. 
MCDOUGAL MCDOUGAL, JESSICA, BE  
STEVE WHITE, AND T "THE MAGIC 
HOUR" BAND. 
TOMORROW NIGHT, USHER.
JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
NEXT WEEK, CHRIS ROCK AND LIO
RICHIE.
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English: 
>> ♪ WE'VE GOT THE MAGIC
WE'VE GOT THE MAGIC
WE'VE GOT THE MAGIC ♪
■■
