*Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter Intro*
Geoff: Yeah, first off we should say, "Uh, Let's Play, go!"
Michael & Jack: Oooouuuhhhhh.
Geoff: Uh, these are our official character skins now.
Gavin: Okay!
Geoff: From here until the end when you die.
Jack: So I'm the biker from Trials.
Geoff: You're the biker from Trials, and I'm Master Chief.
Gavin: I'm the creeper
Michael: I'm Banjo from Banjo and Kazooie.              Geoff: Michael's Banjo...
Ray: And I'm the best!
Geoff: And Ray is Steve﻿ of course.
Ray: I'm the best.
Geoff: Now we'll always know.
Ray: I'm the best.
Jack: I just have one heart left, that's good.
Michael: Yeah, so do I
Geoff: Alright, so what are we doing, Gavin?
Ray: This wolf- This wolf is fucking me up.
AGH ARHG!
Michael: Come on!
Gavin: Who broke the Let's Play set?
Michael: Fuck me, I'm already dead.
Ray: Alright, uhhhh.
Jack: I got blown up.
*Laughs*
Michael: There's a a fucking crater!
Geoff: I got fucking creeped, dude.
Ray: I'm on my– I'm on my podium.
Gavin: I'm gonna– I'm gonna go ahead and say we should start again.
Geoff: Alright.
Jack: Alright, we need to reload.
Jack: This is the best way to start.
Gavin: So, what we've got, we've got– what?
Geoff: Send me a party invite, dumbass.
Gavin: So what we're doin', we've got five cobblestone blocks with names on them.
Gavin: And the goal is to create a Tower of Pimps.
Gavin: Which is, four blocks of gold...
Gavin: Is the standard Tower of Pimps.
Geoff: And the way you win is you create a standard Tower of Pimps and then stand on top of it.
Gavin: You create a Tower of Pimps, four high, you stand on top, that's how you win.
Gavin: Once a gold block is placed on the cobblestone, it can't be moved. Otherwise that's cheating.
Ray: So that's the Honour system
Gavin: Yeah, honour system is in full effect
Michael: That's how you get your ass beat.
Geoff: You can kill anybody you want when they are playing the game
Geoff: And you can steal their gold that way. But once a gold block has been placed it is there fore﻿ver
Geoff: Alright lets go
Michael: What the fuck?
Jack: Michael just now in
Michael: Where the h﻿ell am I? My game isn't loading.
Ray: No there you are, you're in front of me
Michael: I'm saying my game isn't loading.                                               Jack: Hey look at this, Gavin. Across the way.
Gavin: Alright we off-   Jack: I am so going to murder you right now
Geoff: Alright so we're off?
I'm so gonna murder you every time that I see you, Gavin.
Gavin: Alright, hit it
Geoff: Go
Jack: Go
Gavin: My mic is right in front of my...Dumb, its dumb
Michael: *Laughing*
Jack: Seems appropriate
like on jonthi tube and subscribe
 
Michael: I hate it when my mic is right in front of my dumb
Jack: Why are we starting at night? Its the worst thing ever
Michael: Yeah no shit, why do we always start at night
Geoff: We always start at night
Gavin: Well its because it takes, like, nine minutes for everyone to stop faffing about in the beginning
Michael: We just all joined in like, eight seconds Gavin
Gavin: Well...oh...ah... One of my brothers is chasing me
Geoff: Beginning faff
Gavin: He literally is not going after me
Ray: Is he coming after me?
Gavin: Watch out Jack
Ray: is there like a skeleton? 
Jack: Oh Jesus
Gavin: He just went past you, that creeper is on a mission. Where's he going?
Jack: I don't know, he is pissed off at somebody though
Geoff: AHH! Get the f***ing back off-AHH!
Geoff: AHH! Get the fucking back off-AHH!
Jack: Good God, what's up with this creeper Gavin?
Geoff: Ahh god damn dude
Geoff: Fucking slow down with the fucking bow and arrow shit
Michael: I fell down a hole almost immediately and I'm stuck there
Ray: OHHH!
Michael: Oh great, a skeleton right in front of me
Gavin: A Skeleton just got m-
Ray: Did you make this like above a fuckin' monster spawner? Or a mob spawner?
Michael: He made it above  a..fucking
Michael: indian burial ground
Ray: Yeh apparently
Gavin: Who are you dressed as Jack?
Jack: I'm the, the guy from uhh trials
Ray: I'm gonna die again tryna get my map
Jack: Trials Evolution
Michael: Fuuuck
Geoff: Anybody got a gold block yet?
Ray: I'm just gonna wait here until it's day time
Jack: Ray just drug a skeleton over to me oh he's still firing at Ray that's good
Gavin: Drug?
Jack: Yeh
Ray: Dragged
Jack: Dragged
Ray: Oh wow I just got...fuckin quick scoped by this guy.
Michael: Fucking zombies too?
Ray: Gonna put that is his CoD montage that nobody's gonna watch
Jack: Was that a zombie or was that one of you guys?
Michael: That was a zombie.
Jack & Michael: That's a zombie. 
Michael: That was a zombie
Ray: Dude, fucking optic skeleton over here
Jack: Where...Where's the...sky?
*Laughing*
Ray: Pfft where is the sky?
Jack: I was trying to think "sun"
Gavin: I think I'm lost already
Geoff: Fuck! Get away from me
Ray: We could've just played on peaceful this one time
Gavin: Ohh.. Oh bollocks...
Gavin: Ooooh shoot-foog
Michael: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Ray: By the way uhh
Ray: Gavin's back, so everybody can stop bitching now
Jack: Oh yeah
Gavin: Was there some bitching?
Michael: Dude, shut up                                                                 Ray: Just a little bit
Gavin: Guys, go easy
Jack: Things went so much better when you weren't here
Geoff: Yeah they did.
got it ok I'm like it again what about
that
Ray: Oh my god
oh my god you're just going to have the
ingredient closeup of my face
i found i feel like i'm in the pirates
of caribbean three
is that good news is that the one Johnny
Depp no no haha
oh and I falling up and i'm falling
through the world so i spawned i spawned
i spawned the gentleman i constantly
coming to for tre it's ready for a date
it's on it it's in a tree
what are you doing another entry I'm
just glad to have a zoom in on my face
I'm doing are you seriously just hanging
out it was hanging out in the daytime
told safe your pussy
yeah i know i am what are you dig
did you say you are what you eat yeah
you can see you're the fucking 99-cent
menu it windy
well whichever one is high-class
mcdonalds barking spiders off my nuts
dude
god damn it fucking spy like to splurge
and go to college checker
oh it's raining i'm sitting there like
it has i'm sure i've died like a hundred
times I had 97 fucking blocks of wood
and I got fucking my fucking by a zombie
dude it's still safe here for a get why
did not date I'm you know where the fuck
is for trade bloc
I am still zoomed in on my face i had a
hundred wooden box
you're under so get let me get this
straight you're just stood there looking
at your own face yeah you look at my
screen
No ok you up yep obviously it's my face
where's my goddamn steaks are lost
fucking prick ass trick all the bad
people gone yet
mostly mostly I think it's time to go
mostly fix your master level off for me
I can't
ah alright i got my rose
I got my map pack aye aye sir are
getting some damn torches for is still
not left the starting area
I want to find some clay aiken oh my
nice
that's done it he's a cutie and the fish
I wasn't always remember your damn our
job
sorry for 2004 oh so on the area
you can't challenge rock anymore and get
get stone , you know you when could you
ever do that
you could always do that no you can make
sure you know your shine absolute bull
that you are chatting up some rolls off
much fun some free would sleep in yeah
it's probably mine
I just don't have a sense of direction
in anything like him like yeah good call
be called football because we're gonna
get a tower of coal with it
yeah man I'm cool would that be there
may be pretty cool oh my god
I my pic explode when I saw my creeper
hand and it scared the crap out of my
hand was in peach and can kill a man
with his hands
why is a cool papaya weapons i found out
that it could have conjunctivitis
you don't die
I'm not gonna make it through this let's
look well now I don't think you are
I'm concerned things are not going well
for you it's actually a day off Jeff I
don't I take the rest of my life off
apparently i don't know what's going on
with my head for the put the thing on my
head my lungs
we had to make sure i'm not god I iron
ingots fuck a lot more American gets is
just 1 no 2 in the shape of lesbians
scissors could be offensive to in the
shape
what was I didn't realize until recently
when you do the scissors thing with your
hands
is that it's the legs are you retarded
what you think it was that it was like
the lips
oh my god you're an idiot I mean
technically it is delicious but not
everyone mouth lives
yeah and
yeah we know you don't know what we're
doing with our lips flaps
good lord thanks to be to work with
significant and um yeah your flaps its
lightning outside by the way just doing
what
lightning lightning they need to even
get super oh I wonder if i get struck by
lightning do I become a super charged
creeper i hope you die
yeah go to fucking test it out because
the end of the highest point in the game
with a fucking metal rod our bedrock
bitches
now this is all you really a bedrock
bedrock bedrock already rented it out he
put that thing down
he did a big time he thought I think
that I'm to go back dialing or did a bit
did he do
I try that to them oh good lord i found
coach
really yeah what the five mind past and
even sit way in from not on this is goin
two iron
finally thank you Jesus we're gonna
bring him it was because he got me he
knows o.o what the fuck it all
are you there don't go away oh no I
don't have a sword
I don't have a sword just don't want to
go I going out on a limb there
don't want the food would have been a
good thing to do I would have thought
that was relevant
all right fuck who's attacking me hey
Jeff what's going on what's going on
here Rick what's going on here
nothing i'm fucking working when he's
working
I don't from leaving it's gonna be that
one ugly wound up going on here Jeff
I think you haven't found something just
you know that was bad that was bad
what happened oh god I haven't found his
debt oh please describe for those of you
who are those of us who are back turned
he's dead who are not with all the king
he dies
you know what's not good Ally could say
you had gold remember oh I'm sorry if
you want me to leave
stick the paddle care that I mean you
could be in here - it doesn't matter to
me
don't fuck with me or else he'll know
what you're talking about
do you just love that's what do you mind
I just do anything is on the tag murder
you i didn't fucking you right there
right there right in front of you I
there's no way up jeff i'm going to
guess were roommates know love Alan
branch also do anything okay
what
going to tell you all my dog you more
than luck I tell you what do ya know
what say you
you can give you permission to use my
fucking for us
haha i found a way out by the way you
are fucking something else can you find
that I just don't want nor crazy all my
iron I don't know shit about shit that's
fucking coming out of your paycheck
Ray: Well, I can afford Carls Jr.
College sooner i'm pretty much noted
fucking break
I'm pretty much loaded.
Geoff: You f**king prick.
and I don't know about this did you
fucking can lock me in
Geoff: I don't.. I'm not.
Geoff: Did you f**king
how do i do that outside people daily
hitting
Oh suck off our God suckle
I don't know where I live oh that might
be a well I about it you live with all i
am in fucking but fuck alley
I'm gonna put a torch down except it to
lay down some irony that may be accepted
my friend open
yeah I dropped my items and bent over
all this is this is great
this is good huh don't join your linked
all right just don't shoot don't shoot
me
you did good buddy we're gonna get cha
Nick Nick it's just gonna take time so
God you know that's why not spend any
time at all
slap you in the others kept slapping the
others so what does everyone sort of
strategy are you looking for surviving
for caves know that you came looking for
light
so you're kind of digging down with yeah
i'm looking for the opposite of K group
you know what kind of cave a homosexual
man lives oh god here we go
what go for it a gave get out get you
some
just get out of the office and fire him
go back to your own time you want to
have material we have tape of him saying
things like that tape it gets better
unless you work with gather I don't have
anywhere else in this locker room got
that
thank god you're here yeah I didn't get
I wish this game had like repeal like in
pokemon where you just spray it on
yourself and nothing comes near you
dude fucking super repels max repellent
257 be kidding me
Jeff don't talk about sucking I think
about all this conversation
no you got me there fucking master bald
me go read we can trap
I found gold I have a wooden pickaxe but
this is killin I found gold also
somewhere but I had a wooden pickaxe
squid orgy down a look at that it's
gross
it's the jump in Gavin want to take the
Hornet get anything anymore i gave if I
come up black
oh my god fucking what the hell is Matt
run like a mini Jesus Christ
so my daughter is absolutely right about
the gold it is if you find love you find
gold every fucking time did you find
gold no guys just between you and me did
you find them
no don't that's chef between you and me
what i did find is some shit I can't
fucking mind because it's on top of
Walla ocean
but seriously though can we all get the
doors like notch I met notch once and
even notice how well you did not mean to
not think about a guy who wow that's
what congratulations
you met the double did you shake hands
with him in slow motion haha nice one
right there was less than it was good
aww - oh I'm gonna die
home i call God Oh
all that was on for know who died did
you see that I saw this guy I saw you
open the war would love can i didn't
know is hiring i tried to put a block
down fucking Mogar the skeleton is
guarding the iron didn't know way more
guards up on the surface well no girls
back maybe that's my name no guards
right here
alright so the last let's play people
thought i had like a turbo controller
because I swim this way how's it has a
turbo controller yeah how is the
standard black xbox 360 controller was a
black African Americans are ye saved up
for Mike hold up your mic
yeah just me hit the trainer on oh it's
a fucking stroking it is like the
avatars at a fucking creeper a cold
both there you go burn great i'm lost an
asshole and going to fucking hit with a
bone could get boned kid is a book like
a fucking bitch fucking skeleton get out
of here about the Sun fucking bone you -
good look
yeah anal bone is your rough bona fide
fucking burn now
yep where's your God now where's your
God now you're about to die
oh wow no one fucking how I do not want
help who's got ya anybody have I found
cool
Oh balls both haven't found that like
the fucking great stomping lady
I can't wait to hear me again we might
have seen the great plate
oh my god you guys clips another video
you have a watch later yeah it's fucking
awesome
don't bitch tries to cheat get your
fucking collarbone
gender but all which is not where the
car was supposed to be no it's all
together and how many doctors removed
the collar bone from an asshole
a least 100 bottles here oh well read
your door torches home
it isn't dry streak where I'm not
finding fucking anything like a cold
iron no nothing
your life is a try street haha oh god oh
god oh god oh my god and is
oh haha all this lot this is lava I feel
like I got a little bit was getting /
damage I'm gonna say much damage on that
one right there was a whose pink huh
no he's a like a pop star is she - I
don't actually really pop DJ lahore
something yeah should be a lovely lady
never better so i can tell that it's a
lovely horse yea the dead shall do you
think if you listen to a I make sure
your coming up song but i wanna put sex
center in a fucking respectable way how
much that will not enough to like take
my marriage ring it's like three three
sexes
I want to be sexual yeah what does that
entail ok I'm not it i don't have the
complicated system you thought getting
birds and the bees talk with you right
ray didn't even understand the bucket
method he's never gonna go with that and
if you're going to 36 somebody how could
you do it when your dad gets out of
check them in here
we're lacking in this country you can
sit down and explain it to you
well glad you liked it like 10 Elian
Gonzalez or something that was me yeah I
was actually for something
Elian Gonzalez or something some spanish
today while your parents like they're
all his moms later my parents love me
what do you mean this book what what is
that a real question
what are your parents like me they have
a regular one you're just fucking shoot
your site
that's what they're unloaded haha yeah
there's uh you know the better than
anyone looking pretty good acting
veteran 87 I don't get it because you've
never driven a car before the library
tied round their cabinet door just left
it's not seven nothing's - oh my god
all my government 1997 was a good year
dude that was eight that I was 10 in the
matrix a nice and you did not i think
about 99 was my seven
you know the best you know ups that can
shoot it out
good night for was the best year for
movies was that my name was drastic park
and never saw Jinora
well you never saw dressing what is your
face you need to know when she tried to
show all the tapes make some pains aches
when he hasn't seen any good movies ever
it's drastic part of a club I saw stuart
little I was a great movie ever
Nathan Lane was pretty good lately is
always good
how long was he was all like I'm a cat
wow nice bottle of approaching it was
really awesome right
yeah so I one hard i hope he was in that
other movie with them what's the matter
with the mouse in that house and they
were trying to catch it stuart little to
no no
did you see that movie they like a
factory and I was like this mouse you
want cheese and shit
what we would do without my son like to
thank you even I was that was that was
that the movie
yeah only evans and nathan lane okay
there's always people also liked the
movie
all right i'll agree with Gavin once
you've heard it let's play part 8 I
agree with the government says I don't
know
this is terrifying like what I'm going
to celebrate our balls don't know why
that's celebrate the fact that you agree
with me Josh
about when hell freezes over just
oh god what the fuck that fuck this I'm
killing myself I need to get back into
the circles we build a house that I
don't get it
oh I killed myself and I mean it's night
time outside by right by her
hey all right click again on your fine
dude one day
you guys are all gonna be surprised but
one day I'm gonna go home and I'm going
to fucking sit down I'm gonna learn how
to play this game and I'm gonna come in
the next day and have like an iron
pickaxe
below is the word and that's that's when
you guys want people to believe it
we doing Jeff women do you like one
block deep you hide it
no that's where is it this setup is I
just I just coming up to the surface to
go check my setup
it's up to you that armor looks sweet
oh thanks he's got armor and you might
as well master i am a delta don't do not
hear you can hang out if you want to but
I'm fucking roof back I don't know
anybody
all right all right all contents are you
guys doing on the surface you'll find
daughter
oh no danger whatsoever being fucking i
forgot where I live again
ok so jeff has a ton of torches but it
still fucking dark and confused by this
they all burned out what as a bunch of
torches that are burned out when weird
black shit
yeah - some totally for this is a good
cut because you haven't got
huh Kevin did I want to be daytime Gavin
just got eliminated
it's like a a bum fastball in front
there's not enough wood underground
oh my god Lu oh my godding in my k for
nothing
oh no no what are you oh my god
are you fucking and you fucking my stuff
on my god damn it Michael
listen I still like five iron III and
the like murder my family
so you should be fair you don't talk you
in my dreams god oh my effing my mommy
all the moms not watching this lesson
for you you'd be surprised oh haha i
think your mom call you up like fucking
sweet went on minecraft you like she's
like noise everyday conversation with me
mama is gonna donate
haha do you truly deserve that dark and
all your cane aah dog you stop saying
it's dark in my cannes when it's not ok
then he started for me so I'm just
taking all your torches are you really
well
no Michael Michael Michael no no you
will bring fucking monsters will spawn
don't fucking where are you where the
fuck are you taking make sure
uh-huh I want you out japanese can come
pick where the fuck are you doing oh my
god i'm running through like the
corridors like a fucking turn it's just
gonna be standing in the hallway with an
axe
you better back off spotty do i do not
remember Jeff having this much lava you
better back off Spidey
where are you thinking of
I do not I'm not in the mood to play
around Michael I'm not in the mood to
play games very sickly my craft
look I mean it right I broke all your
torches and then put them back up so I
could see us voice I'm gonna explain to
the way this shit works
ok ok let's fuck with Gavin that's fine
you fuck with Jack that's fine fuck with
Ray on come on
I think I'm okay with that again you
fuck with Jeff thanks that's off limits
ok was that in the rules it's in the
didn't personally I'm explaining to you
the way the rules right now it's pretty
intense rules and mushrooms
if I like that time I just have to let a
lot of loose to let the dogs out like
the bottom and do it well played
let's go up and let's get out of our
cave job this what is this what is this
bullshit
what a douche you don't cave it's dark
dude I'm not was does what does that
mean it means it's fucking monster
spawns monsters are showing the doctor
pigs anywhere if it's on dark and the
monsters will
Michael I'm telling you I can see I'm
putting it back up
he's gonna murder in like to take it no
pics over here do if you fuck with a
good thing I have going on here I'm
gonna fucking big hole Jeff I do it's an
awesome whole thank you can go gold
balls
so you want to be there I could be god
no
Oh captain jack yes died
hey who put a good gravel falling you oh
sure
I'm gonna call block uh I'm gonna be the
first fucking know Gavin can grab his
got one gold block
jeff has one loss because i have i have
no go apply this dirt block my god that
is like a placeholder it
who was the son of my show my show you
have had a tiny shame I cool my cool why
would you get . all right
what you look like you need a fucking
fuck him
I don't you mean I mean Michael fuck you
jack I'd rather have the new double team
Jack get him kill jack bird we'll lose
anyway so going to build I just don't
want you having stuff
oh thank you could feel the hops fucker
it's me . happens right over here them
Oh always respond
there's just for me but he's right over
here
do so I got you over you know what I
hate when i get a fucking golf / Michael
you've got to stop being horrible
you got to stop being a hard time you
burned the house down while I was inside
of it
big flood fifth son is really escape the
house
nobody hey jack we doing watching you
why I have nothing to lose
the true like that we were all working
independently and that's because we all
die some gold blocks what happen from
time to time through everyone's going to
cycle it's true the Glock i was at all
bash me over the back of the head I
didn't try i did it
this Wow but that speed down he stupid
and tender little talk
Ray: AWHHH
Gavin: Put that spade down, you stupid Nintendo little c*ck
Michael: I don't even know what that means
you know that means i don't know Western
fucking nintendo cock over here is the
Jack: Sun sets in the west right?
Ray: Wow
Ray: F**king Nintendo c*ck over here
link for the but that's paid down you
nintendo cart 0 1 cabin Pesci her here
*Gavin singing JAWS theme*
Michael: "Put that spade down you Nintendo c*ck"
Gavin: UWAHH... BOLLOCKS
Michael: Gavin Peshi over here
oculus all my stuff that's like all the
all of it it's like and that's like as
Gavin: Michael, that's all my stuff
long as we've been playing doggy I
didn't even pick up all of it so there's
Michael: Though, I didn't even pick up all of it so there's probably a bunch of it that's still on the ground
probably a bunch of it that's still on
the ground
did you lose any gold your scrub maybe
just found gold everybody Shh
Geoff: Did you loose any gold?
Gavin: You're a scrot
Jack: Just found gold everybody
Gavin: *Shh*
chef is found gold so much gold is
needed for a gold wires at night alone
Ray: So how much gold is needed for a gold block? Is it nine?
something about when you die i just lost
the plot of course the download to live
Gavin: There's something about when you die, I've just lost the plot, I've lost the damn will to live
Michael: Yeah
yeah so I sneezed all that shit my tooth
hey you said you shit your tooth chipped
Gavin: So, I sneezed earlier and chipped my tooth
Michael: What?
Geoff: Did you say you shit your tooth?
Gavin: Nah, I chipped it
it
yeah i heard shit his tooth when was
this today yeah I sneeze and I like bash
Michael: When was this? Today?
Gavin: Yeah, I sneezed and I like bashed my teeth together
party together
that's not that's not good you should
see somebody about the wrong
Michael: That's not... That's not good
Ray: You should see somebody about that
Jack: What the f**k is wrong with you?
Michael: One time I coughed, then afterwards I punched myself in the face
Michael: One time I coughed & then afterwards I punched myself in the face
Gavin: Why?
Michael: I was making fun of you
Michael: You said you sneezed and bashed your head in
Gavin: You're an idiot
Michael: Who chipped their tooth sneezing?
Gavin: Me. I just said that
[Laughter]
Ray: Well, Michael has got a point, boy do you look foolish
*WOOSH*
*Achievement Hunter Outro SFX*
