It's not safe to even go outside, oh
I'm losing my mind, losing my mind
staying at home
Those people in the park aren't far enough apart, oh
Vitamin D deficiency, oh
If I could find a place where it was
safe I'd run away
But there's no way for any of us to escape
I'm waiting for this stay-at-home order to come down
Work's too weird to even care at all, oh
Try to keep control but instead I panic scroll, oh
Coworkers on my screen I looking at me, oh
I nod and stare so they think I care, oh
If I could find a way to pay some heed to
what they say
Then maybe I could work from home always
And so I block out the needs of all my family
Put work on mute for homeschooling
I'm waiting for the next session of e-learning to come down
Hands too dry to even care at all, oh
The cracks her the worst when I wash with booze and aloe
If I could find a way to hang out with
my friends I'd stay
With them 'til we're all safe to go out and play
Instead I do things alone like call them on the phone
Play new games, stream videos
I'm waiting for technology to stop buffering
I feel fine but just in case, oh
One more spoon of cough syrup now, oh
