Hi...I'm Curtis the Mentalist and I'm...
wearing sunglasses.
Each year I wear my sunglasses to corporate events, theaters, comedy clubs and other venues where
people pay to gather and eat, drink, flirt,
and watch people do fun and silly things
live and in person.  And while I'm there I
usually do something that looks like
mentalism, mind-reading, or magic.  So if
you like to eat, drink, flirt, schmooze the
boss, bribe clients (or otherwise avoid
you're obviously insignificant other)
I'm your man!
And if you DON'T do these things...
What DO you do???
