Hey SaucySauce, Sam here.
But where is ‘here’?
Well, you might be saying, “Sam, it looks
like you’re in the closet to avoid social
interaction because you would rather make
videos on the internet about science and paradoxical
mathematical principles than engage in social
interaction with other human beings,” (and
you’re right), but how do you know?
[moon men]
Well, in order to figure that out, we have
to go all the way back to the creation of
the universe.
You see, it all started with a fascinating
event that scientists refer to as the jumbo
kaboom.
Now, this kaboom was so jumbo, in fact, that
it set into action the creation of the entire
universe.
This eventually led to the formation of the
Earth.
While it would seem that Earth has the proper
conditions to allow life to exist, unfortunately,
there are no signs of intelligent life on
the planet.
But will anything from planet earth ever be
discovered, or remembered?
How do we know planet earth even exists?
Does anything exist at all?
Are we all just living inside a computer simulation?
Is everything in the universe, your friends,
your family, every place you’ve ever been
to, every event that has ever occurred, even
your own thoughts and memories, generated
by some computer?
Is everything you know about anything a lie?
Will you ever be remembered?
These are lots of questions.
So how do all of these questions relate to
where ‘here’ is?
Oh, they don’t, but do you know what does?
QUANTUM TELEPORTATION!
You see, Quantum teleportation is a process
by which quantum information (e.g. the exact
state of an atom or photon) can be transmitted
from one location to another, with the help
of classical communication and previously
shared quantum entanglement between the sending
and receiving location.
It has proven possible to teleport one or
more Q-bits qubits of information between
two (entangled) atoms.
I, of course, used this, along with my knowledge
of spit and the location of my fingers to
invent teleportation and travel to Kepler-186f,
a planet outside our solar system, where I
am currently live.
I decided to evacuate Earth during World War
III, where an egotistical maniac who believed
in nothing but his own ego and superiority
attempted to take over the world.
No, not that guy.
Oh, by the way, did you know that a mL of
human saliva is 99.5% water but can contain
as many as 8 million human cells and 500 million
bacterial cells?
Well, now you do.
So keep on spitting, stay curious, locate
your fingers, count past infinity, and as
always, thanks for watching.
