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JEREMY: Heist! Alright, gentlemen.
RYAN: Immediately stepped out of frame
JEREMY: Us- What, who cares with this thing?
JEREMY: We got to do this! I'm out of frame? You kidding me?
[Laughter]
JEREMY: Listen, there's been a bunch of heists in the past, right? At least- what? 7 at this point?
[Murmured agreement]
RYAN: At least. Yep. Exactly.
MICHAEL: Something like that.
JEREMY: And every time... [Gavin chuckles] shit's gone wrong. During it.
JEREMY: Something's gone off
GEOFF: It's easy for the guy who has never had to fuckin' deal-
GEOFF: with the stress and the pressure of a heist
GAVIN: His- My- yeah, but you know what Jeremy?
GAVIN: His heist worked! (Michael's heist)
JACK: Mine worked
(He was the only one alive)
JEREMY: No, it worked, but something's always off
GEOFF: My heist worked
(Until Ryan killed Geoff and lost the money, but Geoff's plan still worked)
JEREMY: Something's always gone wrong
JEREMY: Here we go! Listen! You're talking to someone that has been on the outside the entire time.
RYAN: Ohh... 
Jeremy: And watched all the heists go down
MICHAEL: (sarcasm) Oh, so you could have done it better...
JEREMY: I've been looking over the tapes
RYAN: I feel like the PLAN for this one is gonna LEAK... like somebody's cloud storage or...
[Gavin laughs]
RYAN: Something's gonna go bad
JEREMY: Ryan.
Geoff: Jer- Jeremy's heist and Taylor Swift titty shots
[Ryan quietly laughing]
JEREMY: LEAKING is exactly the problem
JEREMY: Somehow, the cops always seem to be one step ahead of us throughout these heists
RYAN: Alright
JEREMY: Something's not quite right here. And I've pinpointed what's been going on.
JEREMY: Kerry Shawcross.
[Geoff laughing. VERY amused]
GAVIN: That's. Great.
JEREMY: See, our heist is not about getting money. It's not about getting gold, right?
JEREMY: It's about getting him.
GAVIN: Taking him out?
JEREMY: That's our heist. *taps pen on picture on table*
JEREMY: We're gonna get him. We're gonna bring him back to Geoff's yacht when we interrogate him
RYAN: Is it no associate?
JEREMY: We're STEALING Kerry Shawcross. That's the heist.
GAVIN: Aah, kidnap
JEREMY: So, here's how it's gonna go down. There's gonna be 3 different groups.
JEREMY: We're gonna have a transport unit, an attack unit, and a recon unit
JEREMY: Transport unit
JEREMY: That's gonna be Jack. And Gavin.
[Ryan oooing]
GAVIN: Ooo, Team...  [Cannot recall]
JEREMY: What are you calling you then?
MICHAEL: Yeah, you got a name
GAVIN: Team...
JACK: D- Transport Unit
GAVIN: No, not that. What was it?
(Team Trial & Error! Oddly fitting...)
JEREMY: What?
JACK: Uhh Angry- no, not Angry Fat...
MICHAEL: You don't even remember hahahaha
JEREMY: No, not Angry Fat. Gavin isn't angry.
(That is Michael and Jack's team name)
MICHAEL: Hahahaha!
JEREMY: Don't worry, we'll have codenames later!
RYAN: (Murmuring) Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll explain through it. Go ahead.
GAVIN: (To Michael) Do you know it?
JEREMY: Don't throw around shooting codenames (?)
JEREMY: So, the Recons slash Support Team, that's gonna be me and Geoff
GEOFF: OK!
JEREMY: And then the Attack Team... Michael and Ryan
RYAN: Yeeeaaahhh
GEOFF Yeah, that makes sense
MICHAEL: I'll do it
JEREMY: Alright, here's how this is gonna go down. Kerry is already ON to something happening right now
GAVIN: Is it because he is over there and can hear this?
JEREMY: No, he's just- [Gavin: Oh] He's not even in there
JEREMY: Did you see him walking over there? I sure as hell didn't
GEOFF: He might have been behind some books
[Laughter]
JEREMY: So, Kerry, is in a helicopter
GEOFF: A tall ottoman...
JEREMY: And heading for the Northern Airport. Alright?
JEREMY: He's gonna be taking a plane and try to skip town. We're not gonna let that happen.
GAVIN: Because of the invisible walls around the city?
JEREMY: Yeah. But he can get through 'em.
Gavin: Oh
MICHAEL: (To Ryan) What are you doing?
JEREMY: Alright? Because it's all about the cost
MICHAEL: (To Ryan) You're doing something sick over there
[Wheezing laughter]
JEREMY: OK. He's getting in the right mindset
JEREMY: So, here's what we have to do
RYAN: Know your target
JEREMY: It's gonna start off...
[Wheezing laughter]
MICHAEL: Ryan. Ryan.
MICHAEL: I knew he was doing something sick. I could HEAR it
JEREMY: We're gonna start things off with Michael and Ryan.
JEREMY: First things first. You guys need outfits. Alright?
JEREMY: You gotta get on: Suits
[Geoff wheezes a laugh]
MICHAEL: I mean he's got one already
JEREMY: Really fucked up!
MICHAEL: It's done!
GEOFF: His is a- a suit made of skin!
RYAN: Bleeehhh
JEREMY: Ryan, yeah!
JEREMY: You guys got to get on suits
JEREMY: and sunglasses. Alright?
JEREMY: Then! You're gonna get inside of Michael's armored limousine
RYAN: Niiice
MICHAEL: Yeah, I'll have that
JEREMY: Take that thing towards the airport
JEREMY: They got police footage ALL over this area. Alright? You can't get an air vehicle anywhere near there.
JEREMY: You gotta get Kerry out on wheels
JEREMY: Get that limosine all the way up here and load his plane up with C4 before he arrives
[Michael snorts and chuckles]
JEREMY: ...Alright?
JEREMY: That plane is going down. Then, you guys gonna hangout-
JEREMY: here. Away from Kerry.
GOEFF: Who's flying the plane if Kerry's not in it?
JEREMY: What's that?
GEOFF: Who's flyin-
JEREMY: No, Kerry's flying a helicopter TO the airport. He's gonna be gettin' in his jet, taking off
MICHAEL: We're rigging- we're sabotaging Kerry's jet
MICHAEL: Before he's in it
JEREMY: Yeah.
Ryan: We get there first
JEREMY: Before he gets there
JEREMY: Geoff and I are gonna be set up in Sandy Shores. We're gonna have our ATBs with us, and sniper rifles looking over the airport
GEOFF: OK?
JEREMY: So, we're watching out, making sure everything's fine. Meanwhile,
JEREMY:  JACK
JEREMY: Is gonna be stationed, DOWN HERE, in an unmarked speedboat
JEREMY: We have THAT set up because we're gonna do that in a little bit
[Gavin laughs]
GAVIN: Unmarked!
JEREMY: Unmarked! Yeah! See?
JEREMY: Any other speedboat we can trace at this point? Untraceable.
GEOFF: ...The VIN has been filed off of it
[Laughter]
JEREMY: Gavin- Perfect.
JEREMY: Gavin.
GAVIN: Yeah
JEREMY: Is gonna be... IN a Cargo Bob inside-
GAVIN: (excited) Am I flying a Cargo Bob?
JEREMY: You're IN a Cargo Bob
RYAN: Oh, God. (He knows...)
RYAN: Damn it, Jeremy... 
GAVIN: (excited) Am I in it or flying?
GEOFF: No you're han- You're actually handcuffed to it, but you don't get...
[Michael laughs]
JEREMY: You're flying. You see, Jack,
GAVIN: (To Michael) That's... my kind of heist 
JEREMY: -as soon as the heist begins, he's gonna be...
JEREMY: -bringing a boat around to the airport. You're gonna GRABBING his boat and flying him ALL the way up to the Alamo Sea
JEREMY: So, you're gonna have Jack, who's gonna be in the boat, hanging from the Cargo Bob. You're flying him up.
GAVIN: Feel confident, Jack?
GEOFF: Alright, well I see- I see one point a failure...
JEREMY: No, no , no! This will be FINE! Don't WORRY about it. (Too late)
[Michael chuckling]
JEREMY: As soon as Kerry lands, Michael and Ryan are gonna detonate the charges.
JEREMY: As soon as we see the explosion, Geoff, we're gonna start unloading on- with uh- sniper rifles
JEREMY: We're not gonna hit Kerry! We're just gonna start freaking him out.
GEOFF: So, we're just gonna shoot around him.
JEREMY: Right. IN THE CONFUSION, Kerry will see Michael run up, in a suit, sunglasses. He's gonna assume he's Secret Service there to protect him.
JEREMY: Get him out of there
MICHAEL: Right, right! President Shawcross
JEREMY: So, you have to- you might have to kinda disguise your voice a little bit
JEREMY: But you're gonna have to get Kerry- Perfect.
[Michael making his voice really low]
JEREMY: You're gonna have to get Kerry INTO that limousine.
JEREMY: Just be like, "Come on! Come on! We'll get you out of here!", and there's explosions, gunfire, all that kind of stuff
JEREMY: As soon as Kerry is inside the limousine, Geoff and I are gonna hit our ATBs, head for the Alamo Sea where we're gonna grab the boat
JEREMY: And Jack is arriving in it...
JEREMY: Now! Here is where Part 2 happens
JEREMY: We gotta do some transportation
MICHAEL: ......What??
JEREMY: We need to fly Kerry into Geoff's yacht. That's where we need to get him.
JEREMY: SO, the limousine is gonna have to make it's way ALL the way to the bridge. Right South of Fort Zancudo, right here.
JEREMY: So, Ryan. You're gonna be in the turret. Michael, you're gonna be drying- driving- drying
JEREMY: Just-
RYAN: Keep Kerry SUPER dry
JEREMY: Just light shit up in that turret
RYAN: On it
JEREMY: Take out anything you can
JEREMY: Geoff and I will be grabbing the boat that they're dropping of right here and we're gonna swoop all the way up the river to meet them at the same bridge
JEREMY: Geoff, same thing. We're just lighting stuff up in that boat
GEOFF: (Confused) Oki Doki
JEREMY: As much HEAT off of them as we can
JEREMY: THEN.
JEREMY: Jack and Gavin.
JEREMY: Gavin, you're gonna have to put the Cargo Bob down here. Grab Jack. You're gonna have to bring Jack to get his next vehicle
JEREMY: Which is a Luxor
JEREMY: See? And I'll explain why in just a second.
JEREMY: The Luxor is gonna be parked right down here.
GEOFF: All the way back down where he already was...
JEREMY: Yep, exactly, but he had to get the boat up there
GEOFF: (Still confused) Sure. Yeah...
JEREMY: Boat's dropped off here.
JEREMY: Grab the Lu- Jack, you're gonna grab the Luxor down here.
JEREMY: Gavin, here's where your really important job comes in
GAVIN: Bloody Hell...
JEREMY: As soon as Michael and Ryan make this bridge and they're lighting stuff up, you need to snag the armored little-
GAVIN: He came up the limo?
JEREMY: -in the Cargo Bob. Ryan's gonna keep lighting stuff up, WHILE you're in the air
RYAN: Ohhhhh...
JEREMY: Taking out any of the helicopters in the area
JEREMY: From the gun turret
JEREMY: Then, you're gonna fly them over to the yacht
JEREMY: Put... the limo down on the back of the yacht and you land the Cargo Bob on the helipad on the front
JEREMY: (To someone) GET OUT OF HERE WE'RE HEISTING
[Door shuts closed]
JEREMY: Next!
MICHAEL: Who was that?
JEREMY: I don't know
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
MICHAEL: I didn't think you knew. That's why- that's why it was funny
[Michael chuckling]
JEREMY: Not a clue. Gavin, put the Cargo Bob down on the yacht. You guys, unload Kerry and get him ready for interrogation
Gavin: Right.
JEREMY: That just means that Geoff and I are still over here. We got to get to the RSLs
[Michael wheezes]
GAVIN: Is the interrogation gonna happen in the hot tub?
JEREMY: ...Sure, why not. But Kerry can't be in the hot tub
GAVIN: Oh, he stands outside. Right, right.
MICHAEL: He stands next to it
[Gavin chuckles]
JEREMY: He gotta be- He gotta stand next to it
GEOFF: What if we turn the heat off in the hot tub?
[Laughter. Gavin loudest.]
GEOFF: It's very cold and we won't let him out. We just crowd around him.
JEREMY: Now, as soon as the cops see a Cargo Bob head over there. They're going to be on the lookout for any over military vehicles
JEREMY: Geoff and I can't Cargo Bob our way over.
MICHAEL: (giggling fit) That's so fucking weird, man!
JEREMY: Which means Geoff...
MICHAEL: (giggling fit) What the fuck
MICHAEL: Man, I don't know where he got- he gets it from
[So much laughing]
MICHAEL: He's not really like that
JEREMY: Which means Geoff, the only way that we're getting to your yacht is by commercial vehicle
JEREMY: Jack is gonna be flying up in a Luxor. He's gonna land it ON the beach, right here.
Michael: Hooo!
JEREMY: Geoff and I will be coming around in the boat. We'll get into the Luxor, take off, and head towards the yacht
JEREMY: Now, we're gonna cause a commotion, so they don't know on the  [Michael: Of course!] yacht with Kerry.
JEREMY: Get up, hijack, and then we all BAIL out of the Luxor. It will keep flying, CRASH down into the pier down here, cause a big commotion, all the cops will be over there
JEREMY: We're on the yacht safe and sound with Kerry. That is how we're gonna end this thing.
JEREMY: On that yacht, figure out what he knows, what he's done, and then take him out if you need to
GAVIN: I'm ready
JEREMY: And there's the plan
JEREMY: Last order of business:
MICHAEL: There's more!
JEREMY: Well, we need code names
[Comments of agreement]
JEREMY: We can't call each other by our regular names
...
JEREMY: He almost heard the code names!
GAVIN: He didn't know we'd booked this room
MICHAEL: We didn't book it, but it wasn't booked at the time
JEREMY: Right.
MICHAEL: That- That's what counts
MICHAEL: T'sup.
MICHAEL: We should really wrap this up now!
[Gavin and Jack chuckling]
GEOFF: Yeah, yeah!
JEREMY: Code names!
JEREMY: Since it's my heist, I put all your code names off of stuff you've said in the past that made me laugh
GEOFF: OK
MICHAEL: Alright.
JEREMY: Geoff, your code name is Scary Butt.
GEOFF: OK!
MICHAEL: Alright
GAVIN: Is mine Right Up Your Ass?
JEREMY: Asshole Baguette
MICHAEL: Alright!
JEREMY: There you go!  Michael!
MICHAEL: (To Gavin) Did you fall over?
JEREMY: Michael! Your name is gonna be Savage Animal Idiot
MICHAEL: Aw sweet!
JEREMY: Alright,
RYAN: Savage animal idiot...
JEREMY: Ryan. You're gonna be Daddy Cock
[Laughter]
JEREMY: Jack. You're gonna be Water Choo Choo
JACK: Niiice!
Jeremy: Alright
JEREMY: And me:
JEREMY: I am Monster Truck
JEREMY: So let's do this thing, guys!
GEOFF & GAVIN: Alright!
RYAN: Let's do it!
JEREMY: Time to heist.
JEREMY: Alright.... So, everybody clear on the plan?
GEOFF: Yep. Yeah, sure.
Ryan: I'm Daddy Cock!
JACK: Sure!
GAVIN: I always uh, I always drink whiskey before a flight
GEOFF: What- What am I again?
JACK: I am Water Choo Choo!
JEREMY: Uhh, you are Scary Butt
GEOFF: Scary Butt... (Mimics in understanding)
JEREMY: Yeah
GAVIN: I'm Asshole Baguette
JEREMY: You are! Michael is Savage Animal Idiot
MICHAEL: Nice.
JEREMY: Ryan is Daddy Cock and-
RYAN: Daddy Cock!
JEREMY: Jack is Water Choo Choo
JACK: Water Choo Choo!
RYAN: Come on, Savage Animal Idiot. Let's go get dressed!
GAVIN: Alright, MonsterTruck. Let's do this
JEREMY: Alright. Let's get Kerry and get out. Everybody live. We can do this.
GAVIN: Did you give Kerry a code name?
RYAN: I can't...
JEREMY: No. Kerry's just-
GAVIN: He's never- He's never made you laugh.
MICHAEL: His code name is fucking traitor!
GEOFF: His- His code name is Dragon Fucked!
[Laughter]
RYAN: Ditches For Snitches!
GEOFF: Alright! So, uh, what do you need me to do, Mr. J?
JACK: Well, you're gonna go shoppin'!
RYAN: Yeah
GEOFF: Well, I thought we didn't have any specific clothes
Jack: Wellll...
JEREMY: Well, I mean, Ryan and Michael-
RYAN: You guys are gonna show up-
GEOFF: I'm just gonna wear my tracksuit for comfort
JEREMY: I mean Ryan and Michael need suits, but you can always get suits if you want, Geoff.
GEOFF: Yeah! (of course!)
RYAN: Dress to impress
MICHAEL: Change of plans, guys
[Jeremy, Jack, and Ryan talking over each other ]
RYAN: Dress for the heist that you WANT to be doing
[Geoff laughs in response]
GAVIN: I should dress like a pilot, probably.
GEOFF: I should dress like a pirate. Oh no, I should dress like a dude with a fancy yacht!
RYAN: Oh yeah! There you go!
GAVIN: Aww I'm drunk...
RYAN: A playboy! A man about town
GAVIN: Oh yeah, a yuppie
GEOFF: Yeah
GAVIN: Oh, somebody left a bike
RYAN: Hey, that's mine. Hey.
MICHAEL: Hey, Ryan.
JACK: Hop on!
JACK: Weeeee~!
JEREMY: Oh there's my Bif'
RYAN: C- Come back with that!
[Geoff's lively laughter]
JACK: Weeeee~!
[Geoff's lively laughter]
GEOFF: That was awesome, Jack
GAVIN: Agh! I'm drunk!
JACK: Uhhh...
JEREMY: Oh no. Ryan, Ryan! Chill, chill.
RYAN: That's not... gotta get my bike back!
GEOFF: Clothing store right up- Right up in front of us
JACK: Oh oh yeah, it's over here
GAVIN: Nonononono!
JACK: WEEEE HEE~!
JEREMY: Oh, Gavin.
JACK: WEEEE HEE~!
RYAN: That was a profoundly bad choice
JACK: Yeeeaah, Geoff!
JEREMY: Alright, let's see
JACK & GEOFF: Woo hooo~!
RYAN: Sorry, we're... we're still in the No Kill section
JACK: Well, let's go- Let's go to the fancy one, actually
RYAN: Alright we'll...
MICHAEL: In the NO KILL?
JEREMY: We're in the Immortality section!
MICHAEL: This is NOT in the No Kill
MICHAEL: This is like, Can Kill
RYAN: Well yeah, it's where killing is-
JEREMY: Jack, where you headed?
JACK: Going to the fancy clothing shop
GEOFF: No perma-death
MICHAEL: Um
RYAN: Uh Michael, you wanna- want to hitch a ride?.
MICHAEL: Yee- Yeah. Well, we could go or should I get my car now?
RYAN: That's a good point
JEREMY: Uh you need your armored limo
MICHAEL: That's what I'm saying. Should I just call that in?
JEREMY: Sure
RYAN: Yeah! I'll take you to it
JACK: Alright...
GAVIN: Should I just get my Cargo Bob?
JEREMY: Uh, yeah Gavin, get your Cargo Bob ready. I'm at the airport. Yep.
MICHAEL: Alright, Ryan. Mark it.
GAVIN: Tuxedos...
GAVIN: Oh! What happened?
RYAN: Oh! Hang on
GEOFF: Isn't there- Where's the spa- ths- the- Isn't there a... section- Edit Saved Outfits. Here we go.
JEREMY: Yeah, it- there's a section here called Heist Minimalist
JACK: Oh yeah! There's actually heist clothes now
[Gavin wheezes]
JEREMY: Yeah. Heist...
GAVIN: What just happened...
JEREMY: Heist Sharp and Heist Minimalist
MICHAEL: Ohhh-kay
JEREMY: -look pretty fucking good
RYAN: You're just driving right now
MICHAEL: I s- I set it and...
MICHAEL: didn't uh, didn't come back...
JACK: Heist Shady!
RYAN: Huh.
GAVIN: Oh my god, I'm too-
GAVIN: -hungover. 
GEOFF: Jack, do you know a place where, i-in here, where I could put on a saved outfit?
JEREMY: The cowboy hat is off
RYAN: WHEELIEWHEELIEWHEELIE
JEREMY: The cowboy hat is off
JACK: Geoff, right at the counter right here
GEOFF: (Reading notification) Outfit saved...
JACK: At the very top one.
GEOFF: Perfect. Here we go.
JACK: Look at- look at me, Geoff.
GEOFF: Aw, you look awesome, dude.
JACK: Pretty suave. I- my- my heels make me tall as shit too
RYAN: Alright uh, I'll meet you at the clothing store. I gotta go see a man about a thing
GAVIN: Aha, you got business to attend to?
Michael: What the hell does that mean?
RYAN: (mutters) You know...
MICHAEL: I DON'T know
MICHAEL: I also- I accidentally got in the turret apparantly
RYAN: I'd love to say more, but...
JEREMY: And Geoff, you also need to call in a speedboat
GEOFF: Call in a speedboat.
GEOFF: Gotcha
Michael: Don't know what clothing store we're meeting at...
RYAN: We ah gon to sssoingbys (weird pronunciation)
[We are going to Ponsonbys]
JACK: Wait, so I don't- do I grab the speedboat?
MICHAEL: I was just gonna go to the-
JEREMY: No, Jack. You need to grab the Luxor.
RYAN: Well this- If you wanna dress fancy 'cause we're limo drivers
GEOFF: So I call in the speedboat, but I don't-
JEREMY: But you're not gonna drive it. Jack's driving it at first.
MICHAEL: I'M not a limo driver.
MICHAEL: We're like security, Ryan.
JACK: So, should I call in the uh, the Luxor already?
MICHAEL: Yeah.
RYAN: Well, we look like- we look like uhhh...
MICHAEL: We look like Secret Service!
JEREMY: Uh, you need to call it in now or once you get to the lake. Your choice.
JEREMY: Uh, you need to call it in now or once you get to the lake. Your choice.
GAVIN: I'm wanna wear a trilby!
MICHAEL: So, you said we gotta go to Pa-szin-baiz? (Ponsonbys)
[Ryan, Jack, Geoff, and Michael try to say the correct pronunciation of Ponsonbys]
GEOFF: I can't believe there's no... I can't believe there's no Captain's hat
GAVIN: Are you dressed as a pirate?
GEOFF: Nah I was just gonna dress as a yacht guy
JACK: Alright my plane- alright my plane is there.
MICHAEL: "Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty!" (song reference)
[Jeremy, Gavin, and Ryan laugh about Geoff's statement]
JEREMY: A YACHT guy...
MICHAEL: (Pirate voice) "Gimme that booty... treat me like a pirate and give me that booty"
JEREMY: Alright, Geoff... Once you are... Yeah, so Ryan and Michael have to be the secret service agent with you guys
GAVIN: Shout out to flip flops?
MICHAEL: Flynt Flossy AKA Flynt Coal in RWBY
JEREMY: 'Sup, Jack
JACK: 'Sup.
JEREMY: So uh, once Geoff calls in the speedboat, we'll get you there
JEREMY: Then I'm gonna take Geoff up to our uh-
GAVIN: Can you browse entire outfits?
RYAN: Alright, I'm ready to uh...
MICHAEL: Yeah, I think so.
RYAN: dress to impress.
JEREMY: Alright! Michael's here in the limo.
MICHAEL: It's at the counter. You see?
GAVIN: Ohhh....
MICHAEL: I think if you talk to the counter person...
JEREMY: Michael that thing is SHARP looking...
MICHAEL: Oh yeah, it's REAL nice
JEREMY: I can NOT wait to see that thing-
JEREMY: OHHHHH my god, Geoff!
MICHAEL: Daaaaamn, Lil J.
JEREMY: OHHHHH my god, Geoff!
MICHAEL: Daaaaamn, Lil J.
JACK: What happened?
JEREMY: Aaaugh... (in pain)
MICHAEL: I like how the sides of the car look like little
MICHAEL: -turtle shells.
JEREMY: Oww...
JACK: Are you OK fire- Monster Truck? Almost called you Fire Truck ha!
JEREMY: Ow...
RYAN: Hahahahee Are you alright, Fire Truck~?
JEREMY: Oww! Stop!
MICHAEL: And this.
JACK: Look at my wheelie!
MICHAEL: Jack.
JACK: Sorry. (He isn't sorry)
RYAN: No. Not- It's Water Choo Choo
RYAN: Goddammit
JEREMY: I'm getting away from this
RYAN: Should we get some Radio Discipline up in here?
[Gavin laughs]
MICHAEL: Guys?
JEREMY: Yeah?
MICHAEL: It's spinning!
JEREMY: Yeah, I'm- I'm going
MICHAEL: Alright
[Jeremy laughs]
JEREMY: I'm done! I promise!
RYAN: Heheh Don't worry, boys!
JEREMY: (desperation) It's MY heist, Michael! Please!
MICHAEL: It goes one in two directions from here. Further and where it won't stop spinning
[Jeremy laughing]
MICHAEL: It goes one in two directions from here. Further and where it won't stop spinning
[Jeremy laughing]
RYAN: Alright, here we go. Here we go. Daddy Cock's coming
(He sure is!)
JEREMY: Alright!
MICHAEL: Alright...
JEREMY: Oh man...
JACK: Jesus Christ...
MICHAEL: Is that him? He's coming
JEREMY: I'm happy. I'm happy I named him that
RYAN: There we go. Daddy Cock's here
JEREMY: So uh...
MICHAEL: Damn, Ryan- I mean Daddy Cock
MICHAEL: You almost got run over by a savage animal idiot
JEREMY: Get your suit on
MICHAEL: You almost got run over by a savage animal idiot
JEREMY: Get your suit on and then hop in the limo
RYAN: Alright
MICHAEL: Wait, let me park on this side walk like a fucking-
JACK: Where's Gavin?
MICHAEL: -uh, Secret Service man
GAVIN: I'm in the Ponsonbys
RYAN: OK, where's Mi-
MICHAEL: When did Kerry become president, by the way?
RYAN: Michael, what did you go in?
JEREMY: He's not president of it, but in the-
RYAN: Michael, what did you go in?
JEREMY: -in the mechanic of it, he'll just accept whatever comes his way.
RYAN: I want to make sure I coordinate. Oh, you haven't. You haven't dressed yet.
MICHAEL: I just like the idea that we're Secret Service, picking up a guy  who isn't the prez- the president
JEREMY: Yeah, well whatever
MICHAEL: Just like aah! They...
GAVIN: Is the Secret Service only for the president?
MICHAEL: -hired us out.
MICHAEL & JEREMY: Yeah.
GAVIN: It's not a big secret, is it?
GEOFF: Alright, I'm done.
MICHAEL: It used to be
GEOFF: Where-
GEOFF: I'm done. You taking me somewhere, Lil J?
JEREMY: Uh...
MICHAEL: Alright, Ryan. LET'S SHOP!
GAVIN: Aww, nice boat outfit, Geoff!
JEREMY: Yeah, hop in.
JACK: Oh wow, you look good
GAVIN: Nice yachtman
JACK: Oh wow, you look good
GAVIN: Who's this?
[Gibberish]
[Gavin realizes it's Jack]
JACK: The ONLY female in the crew!
GAVIN: I couldn't tell what you were
GEOFF: Alright, Lil J. Uh, do you see my bottom map?
JACK: I got- I got my thing
JEREMY: Jack. That's where Jack's going.
JACK: so I'm gonna pick up your boat.
GEOFF: Jack's gonna get that, so where are you and I going, Lil J?
JACK: Woo hoo!
JEREMY: We are headed...
JEREMY: uh, right north of the airport
GEOFF: I'm sorry, what did you uh, Monster Truck.
JEREMY: Yeah
GEOFF: Uh, and what is our role again, Monster Truck?
RYAN: Alright
JEREMY: Um, once the plane blows up,
JEREMY: Right? We're gonna start unloading on the area like rocket launchers, sniper rifles, just a...
GEOFF: Gotcha
JEREMY: Make it seem like a war zone
GEOFF: Right, right...
JEREMY: Kerry will panic and get in the limo
GAVIN: Expensive...
GEOFF: Right, right...
JEREMY: Kerry will panic and get in the limo
GEOFF: I'll take your lead, sir
RYAN: Alright Michael, where are you?
GAVIN: Kelly Kapowski's so hot
MICHAEL: I'm uh, picking my shades...
GAVIN: Kelly Kapowski's so hot
MICHAEL: right now
JEREMY: So uh...
RYAN: Shades? Gotta get some shades.
MICHAEL: Gotta get my shades, Daddy Cock
GEOFF: Kelly Kapowski is so hot
RYAN: I mean- uh...
JACK: (playing along) How hot is she?
RYAN: Savage Idiot Savage
MICHAEL: Savage Animal Idiot
RYAN: Savage! Savage Animal Idiot!
JEREMY: Uh, Michael make sure that you have uh...
JACK: I'm almost to the boat
JEREMY: Uh, flare too...
MICHAEL: Oh absolutely
GAVIN: I am in Cargo Bob
JEREMY: And uh, Gavin?
GAVIN: Yes.
JEREMY: Do you have some sticky bombs handy?
GAVIN: I do
JEREMY: Excellent
GAVIN: Let me just double check. I can't... uh let me land and check
MICHAEL: Sweet, black rap arounds
RYAN: Do I- Do I look Secret Service-y?
MICHAEL: Uh... kind of?
GEOFF: Yeah, you do
RYAN: I feel like Deep Throat
MICHAEL: Yeah, you got a trench coat on so... (chuckle)
RYAN: (low & rough) Like 'em? Savage Animal Idiot
RYAN: (low & rough) I got some information I need to share with you
MICHAEL: It's fine uh- that's fine. You're a different kind of Secret Service
JACK: Hey uh uh uh... Geoff code name.
[Ryan laughing]
GEOFF:  Uh, it's... Scary Butt
JEREMY: Scary Butt
JACK: Scary Butt
JACK: Uh... I-I- Did you call in a sail boat?
GEOFF: No, I called in a speeder
JACK: Okay, 'cause I don't see it here
JEREMY: Do you see it on the map, Geoff?
GEOFF: Excuse me? What's my name?
JEREMY: Uh... sorry. Do you see it on the map, Scary Butt?
GEOFF: I see... a boat on the map
RYAN: Drawing it back down
JACK: Hm, it may not have spawned yet
GEOFF: Hey it's Ja- uh...
GEOFF: It's uh... Jack do you want to- I'm sorry uh... Lumpy Fa- what is yours?
JEREMY & JACK: Water Choo Choo
GEOFF: Water Choo Choo
MICHAEL & RYAN: Lumpy FACE???
GEOFF: You wanna come look at my map?
JACK: Here. Geoff
GEOFF: Water Choo Choo?
JACK: Er- scu- uh Scary Butt I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
MICHAEL: Pfffft
[Ryan laughing]
JACK: I've got a helicopter here. I'm will come pick you up and then you can take me. I will grab it and then you can take the helicopter back where it belongs
RYAN: Michael, Daddy Cock needs to move!
MICHAEL: Oh okay
GAVIN: Monster Truck.
MICHAEL: But I don't know where we're going!
RYAN: I- oh.
MICHAEL: I'm just waiting for them to figure out what they're doing
JACK: Hey, Scary Butt, are you at the airport?
GEOFF: No, I'm up north
JEREMY: We're ALMOST at the airport
JACK: The north airport?
GEOFF & JEREMY: Yes.
GAVIN: Is that where I should take my Cargo Bob?
JEREMY: Uhhh, no
RYAN: Cargo Bob's gotta pick up the uh...
JEREMY: Gotta pick up the boat
RYAN: Speedboat
GAVIN: Alright. Who's calling in the boat?
JEREMY: Geoff's calling in the boat
JACK: Geoff called it in, but I can't see it
GAVIN: Oh... Okay.
JACK: (higher pitch) Wheeeeeee
GAVIN: Well, I'm just gonna fly south and wait
GEOFF: Hey... hey, Water Choo Choo. Can you just buy your own speedboat?
JACK: Uh... I- Yeah, I guess I can.
JACK: Yeah, and then just- and just get a Luxor after?
JACK: Yeah... yeah, yeah.
JEREMY: Alright. Scary Butt and I are at the airport
JEREMY: Ouch. Ow.
MICHAEL: Did he touch you with the scary butt?
GEOFF: No, but we're at the airport with whiplash now
JEREMY: Yeah.
[Gavin laughing]
MICHAEL: There's a- There's ANOTHER GUY HERE?!
[Laughter]
MICHAEL: Who the fuck is whiplash?!
GEOFF: That's a code- heh... That's a code name from Monster Truck Can't Fucking Drive
[Laughter]
JEREMY: It's true. I'm used to monster trucks.
JACK: It's Miles Teller is here
GEOFF: There's uh...
JACK: It's Miles Teller is here
GEOFF: There's a plane there
JEREMY: Yeah, that's gonna- that's what Kerry's taking to get out of here
GAVIN: Daddy Cock.
GEOFF: Oh, it is?
GEOFF: Good to know
RYAN: Yes.
GAVIN: Oh I wasn't calling you. I was just thinking about something.
JEREMY: Also 2 Cargo Bobs here
RYAN: A little worried about that
GEOFF: Should I just Cargo Bob down?
GEOFF: To the... boat?
JEREMY: Uh, Water Choo Choo, are you getting your own boat or do you still want Geoff's?
GEOFF: Who?
Or you still want Scary Butt -thss
Or you still want Scary Butt's?
RYAN: This is the worst we've ever done with code names
 
 
GEOFF: Because Water Choo Choo's not answering the fucking question
GAVIN: Is he here?
GEOFF: Alright. I won't
JACK: Sorry, I was busy buying a boat, while you were yelling asking me if I was buying a boat
JEREMY: Uhhh
JEREMY: You guys got to head towards the northern airport
GAVIN: I'm waiting for intel on where this boat is still
JACK: Baguette uh, go a little bit... eastward...
GAVIN: Heading east
RYAN: This one idn't for money
MICHAEL: Uh... Uh, Daddy Cock, it's never about the money. Because we never GET money
JEREMY: There we go... This is a GOOD place, Scary Butt!
GEOFF: So uh... Monster Truck and Scary Butt are in position
JEREMY: Yes. sir. We're just waiting on uh, Savage Animal Idiot and Daddy Cock to show up
JEREMY: And start irgging up the plane
MICHAEL: Sorry, I stopped for a snack. I'll be there in a second.
JACK: Alright. Water Choo Choo is in a water boat
[Gavin talking with food stuffed in his mouth]
JEREMY: (mouth stuffed) Okay!
RYAN: (mouth stuffed) It's a good thing we stopped to eat first
JEREMY: (mouth stuffed) Asshole Baguette, get some fucking manners!
RYAN: You know, we may need to eat something yeah nevermind
JACK: Oh uh- A uh... Anal Baguette, I'm heading towards the airport in the water
GAVIN: Anal Baguette?
MICHAEL: Anal? When did you-
MICHAEL: When did that happen?
JACK: Prolapse Rectum Baguette? Isn't that what it was?
[Quiet huffed laughter]
MICHAEL: Is that what it was?
GEOFF: Asshole Baguette
JACK: Asshole Baguette. Sa- I was close!
MICHAEL: ...Yeah, go ahead and repeat
GEOFF: Anal Baguette is also fine
GEOFF: It's the more familiar time
GAVIN: Right!
GEOFF: It's actually funnier than Asshole Baguette
JEREMY: Yep.
JACK: Just south of the airport
GAVIN: Did you drive off?
JACK: In the water
JACK: Yeah, I'm in the water
GAVIN: You drove off from where I put my marker.
MICHAEL: Hey, Daddy Cock.
JACK: You had a marker?
GAVIN: Yeah, I marked you.
MICHAEL: Wanna test this armor on?
RYAN: Oh. Armor?
JACK: Sorry. I moved. I- I'm near the airport
RYAN: I mean you want me to... you want me like pick that guy up? He's flicking us off
MICHAEL: Nah...
RYAN: Like that? You mean?
RYAN: I'll get rid of that
MICHAEL: That would be fine
RYAN: Yeah, yeah, I'll make a call
MICAHEL: I mean I just want to smash other cars
JACK: Here we go
JACK: Alright, Anal Bead.
JEREMY: Alright, everybody. It looks like we're pretty much in position here
JACK: Alright, I'm gonna go... mine the uh, fucking thing
GAVIN: Water Choo Choo, hold still
JACK: Holding still
GEOFF: Alright Daddy Cock, you're covered.
JACK: Choo choo!
MICHAEL: Get 'em Daddy Cock
JEREMY: I'm watching over you, guys.
JACK: CHOO CHOO!
GEOFF: You have sniper support
JACK: CHOO CHOO!
JEREMY: Anal Baguette, I want you to pick up Water Choo Choo
GAVIN: That really took off, didn't it? That.
JEREMY: Yep.
GAVIN: Alright.
JEREMY: So, you know the new location
GAVIN: Yeah
GAVIN: I'm gonna dump him in the- uh little...
JEREMY: In the river
GAVIN: The river creek bit
GEOFF: So, you're putting C4 on BOTH vehicles?
RYAN: I'm putting C4 on ALL 3 of these flying-
JEREMY: Oh damn
GAVIN: Are you creeping?
RYAN: Well, they're all here!
GAVIN: Are you beeping the... the boat horn?
GEOFF: That's a good call. Good call.
JACK: CHOO CHOO!
GEOFF: Better be... Better safe than sorry
JACK: CHOO CHOO! (x2)
RYAN: Now is it right on the D-pad or left on the D-pad...
RYAN: Now is it right on the D-pad or left on the D-pad...
JEREMY: Water Choo Choo.
MICHAEL: Pick right.
JACK: CHOO CHOO?
[Gavin laughs]
JEREMY: As soon as you-
JEREMY: As soon as you make touchdown on the water, start heading for the lake.
JACK: The lake!
GAVIN: Sounded like orac-
JACK: Choo choo!
GAVIN: "As soon as you make touchdown"
JEREMY: We'll meet you there. You're gonna take our Bifta back to the uh...
JEREMY: Back to the airport and then grab Kerry's helicopter. Head down towards the airport.
JACK: Alright.
JEREMY: Get in your Luxor
RYAN: I think we scratched this up a bit, uh...
GEOFF: Shit happens.
MICHAEL: ... Yeah, we ran into some shit on the way.
RYAN: Animal... Savage... Idiot
JEREMY: It happens.
RYAN: Savage Animal Idiot
JEREMY: Have you loaded up the uh...
[distant explosion]
JEREMY: Have you loaded up the uh...
MICHAEL: It's okay, Daddy Cock.
JEREMY: the vehicles.
MICHAEL: What the fuck was that
RYAN: What happened?
JEREMY: What was that explosion?
MICHAEL: What the fuck just exploded?
GEOFF: What was that? What was that?
RYAN: Wasn't me. It wasn't me. All the-
MICHAEL: It wasn't Daddy Cock. I guarantee you that.
RYAN: All the- All the vehicles are good.
JEREMY: Yeah. Everything's good. I think we're fine.
JACK: Not worried about it then
JEREMY: Alright-
GEOFF: Do you guys think there might be another heist going on at the same time as this one?
JEREMY: Let's hope not
JEREMY: Alright, is everybody-
GEOFF: These guys are running from something.
RYAN: I think so, actually yeah.
RYAN: Alright. Everybody position.
JACK: Choo Choooo
GEOFF: There's a car on fire at the gas station
JEREMY: Oh, alright well
JACK: Is that code?
MICHAEL: It's a distraction
JEREMY: Let's not worry about that
RYAN: You wanna do a roll call? Make sure everyone is in position?
JEREMY: Alright, here we go.
GAVIN: Anal Biscuit!
GAVIN: ...Baguette
MICHAEL: No!
JEREMY: Anal Baguette, where- do you have Water Choo Choo in the air?
JACK: Choo CHOO!
GAVIN; Water Choo Choo is hanging below my under carriage
JEREMY: Alright, Water Choo are you ready to drive up river?
JACK: Choo choo!
JACK: I am!
JACK: Choo choo.
JEREMY: Alright, it's a- it's a long way
MICHAEL: He can die first. That'd be great.
[Gavin sounding out heist music]
JEREMY: I am standing here with Scary Butt.
MICHAEL: He can die first. That'd be great.
[Gavin sounding out heist music]
JEREMY: We are ready to watch over. Right, buddy?
[Gavin sounding out heist music]
GEOFF: Yeah
JEREMY: Alright.
MICHAEL: Daddy Cock and Savage Animal Idiot are standing by
RYAN: Cock blocked and ready to rock!
JEREMY: Alright :)
[Gavin laughs]
JEREMY: Ladies. Gentlemen.
JEREMY: Heist!
GAVIN: OHHHHHH!
JACK: IT'S ONNN NOW!
JEREMY: It's on. Alright.
JACK: IT'S ONNN NOW!
RYAN: Do we- does anybody have eyes on Kerry?
JEREMY: No
JACK: Choo choo!
RYA: Keep your eyes on Kerry
JEREMY: Intel says he's coming from the north
JACK: I got a really good view of the south
GEOFF: And wanna kill Kerry the second me see him.
MICHAEL & RYAN: Nonononono!
JEREMY: No, no, no. Shoot around him, shoot around him. We need to interrogate him
GEOFF: Kill him
RYAN: We gotta beat him up first
GEOFF: Does he even need legs
MICHAEL: I don't know, we're gonna kill him him later!
JEREMY: I got... I got eyes!
MICHAEL: Later, Scary Butt!
JEREMY: I got eyes!
RYAN: You got eyes?
GAVIN: We gotta him to the yacht
RYAN: Aw shit, how are we doin' on the...
GEOFF: Hey, guys. Guys?
RYAN: Where's the... delivery of the boat?
GEOFF: Guys?
GAVIN: Boat's on it's way
JACK: Choo choo!
MICHAEL: What's up, Scary Butt?
GEOFF: I'm shooting at a stop sign
MICHAEL: Okay?
JEREMY: Okay?
MICHAEL: Stop!
JEREMY: Don't get the cops mad at us
MICHAEL: Oh shit, I see a chopper coming in on my radar!
JEREMY & RYAN: Alright
MICHAEL: I see it. It's-
JEREMY: Careful. Careful.
MICHAEL: It's passing over us, Daddy Cock
GEOFF: So, shoot around them
MICHAEL: It's passing over us, Daddy Cock
JEREMY: Wait until he gets out of the helicopter
RYAN: Ohhhh man
JEREMY: before blowing up the plane
RYAN: All 3 of these are gonna light up good!
MICHAEL: Yeah, yeah, yeah he's got it-
MICHAEL:  He's got to be on approach to the plane
GAVIN: Water Choo Choo.
MICHAEL: We blow it, we'll roll up out of-
JACK: Choo choo?
MICHAEL: out of nowhere
GAVIN: Are you ready to be dropped?
JEREMY: Scary Butt.
Wait for the explosion before opening fire.
JACK: Oh! Choo choo!
GAVIN: Are you ready?
MICHAEL: Here he comes! Here he comes!
MICHAEL: Here he comes!
JACK: Ah! A little bit high there, Anal Baguette.
JEREMY: Wait for the explosion.
JEREMY: Hold...
JACK: Do it!
JACK: Do it (x2)
MICHAEL: No!
JEREMY: Hold...
MICHAEL: He's not- didn't land yet!
JACK: AAAAAH!
RYAN: I don't have eyes on him. I don't have eyes on him.
RYAN: Where is he?
JACK: I did good.
JEREMY: Hold! Hold! Wait, wait.
MICHAEL: Hang on. Just wait for it. Just wait for it.
RYAN: Is he landing? What's happening?
JEREMY: Give it the signal.
MICHAEL: He's landing
JEREMY: Give it the signal (x2)
GEOFF: He's landing!
JEREMY: Well. Just wait. Wait...
JEREMY: Not yet...
RYAN: Oh, got me, I wanna...
MICHAEL: Ok, he's on foot. He's on foot. He's on foot.
JEREMY: Not yet...
JEREMY: He's waiting for the plane...
MICHAEL: Just wait for him to approach. He doesn't see us. He doesn't see us.
JEREMY: Just calm down.
RYAN: Okay
JEREMY: Everybody just wait...
RYAN: Peaceful
JEREMY: Water Choo Choo, what's your position?
JACK: I am- I am on my way
MICHAEL: (whispering) There he is! There he is!
JACK: Choo choo!
JACK: It's gonna be awhile
GAVIN: Where's my Cargo Bob going, Monster-
JEREMY: Wait 'til he's a little closer
MICHAEL: I think he's nude
RYAN: Aw god, still so hard to look at
JEREMY: A little closer...
MICHAEL: Alright... are you ready for this?
RYAN: I'm ready.
MICHAEL: You ready, Daddy Cock?
RYAN: I'm ready!
MICHAEL: *clears throat* Should we blow it?
JEREMY: BLOW IT
MICHAEL: Blow it!
RYAN: YEAH!
JEREMY: Alright, unload! Unload!
MICHAEL: ERRRRRRRRRRRR!
[Michael mimicking screeching car brakes]
GEOFF: Shoot around him
JEREMY: Shoot around him!
JEREMY: Shoot around him (x2)
JEREMY: Shoot around him! (x3)
MICHAEL: (low voice) Mr. Shawcross, you need to get into the vehicle. We're here to protect you.
MICHAEL: (low voice) We're the Secret Service that you ordered
MICHAEL: (low voice) It's all part of the plan
JEREMY: He's in! He's in!
RYAN: WELCOME TO HELL, BITCH!
MICHAEL: YOU GOT HIM, DADDY COCK!
(???): WOOOOOOO!!!
JEREMY: Let's go! Let's go!
KERRY: You aren't my Secret Service!
MICHAEL: You're ours now, bitch!
MICHAEL: Shut up, Shawcross!
JEREMY: Come on, Scary Butt! To the bifta! To the bifta!
RYAN: Your penance is you have to stare at my penis for the rest of this ride!
JEREMY: Alright, guys. 
MICHAEL: Daddy Cock, mark us! Where we going?
JEREMY: You two! Get to the bridge!
RYAN: Oh, shit! To the bridge! Right!
GEOFF: Alright, I'm in.
JEREMY: Okay.
RYAN: Alright. Uh...
RYAN: Bridge is marked!
MICHAEL: I bet this SCARES you doesn't it, Kerry?
GAVIN: Am I going to the same bridge?
MICHAEL: I bet this SCARES you doesn't it, Kerry?
MICHAEL: Driving in CIRCLES on the-
KERRY: The fuck's going on? :(
MICHAEL: on the- the fucking- the runway
RYAN: Here come the cops!
RYAN: Here come the cops (x2)
MICHAEL: Aw we already got heat! They're coming for you, Kerry!
JEREMY: We're just directly south of-
KERRY: Save me!
MICHAEL: They're already coming-
MICHAEL: SHUT UP, KERRY. SHUT UP.
GAVIN: I'm gonna rig the bridge!
RYAN: Snitches get stitches, bitch!
JEREMY: Um!
KERRY: Am I the snitch?
JEREMY: What's his name? Anal Baguette!
GAVIN: Oh!
JEREMY: Yes!
RYAN: (To Kerry) Don't you know why you're in trouble?
JEREMY: Make sure you only rig the sides of the bridge. Not the center.
RYAN: ... Keep it moving! Keep it moving!
GAVIN: Okay!
RYAN: This could go bad for us real fast
JACK: Alright, Water Choo Choo is in the uh, middle part. Do I head towards the lake in the center?
RYAN: Whoa!
JEREMY: Head towards the lake!
MICHAEL: Head towards the track!
JACK: Headin' towards the lake
KERRY: Who are you people
JEREMY: Scary Butt and I are on the EDGE of the lake. The southern edge.
MICHAEL: We got- we got 3 stars. They WANT Kerry back.
MICHAEL: They are already looking for him.
JEREMY: Take them down.
JEREMY: Don't let them get you.
GEOFF: Because of the fucking police informant!
MICHAEL: Kerry you fucking rat!
JEREMY: We gotta get him TO the yacht.
MICHAEL: You rat fuck!
MICHAEL: Oh, we're busting through!
GEOFF: Get to the fucking bottom of this
JEREMY: Where's Water Choo Choo?
Where's Water Choo Choo? (x2)
JACK: Water Choo Choo is on the way!
RYAN: That was a beautiful little swerve there, Michael.
GAVIN: Anal Baguette is on the ground!
RYAN: I mean- Savage-
MICHAEL: WHO? (To Ryan)
RYAN: Idiot-
RYAN: Animal-
MICHAEL: Got it
RYAN: Animal Idiot Savage!
MICHAEL: You got it.
KERRY: (nonchalant to self) Take some photos of this!
(the sunset)
JEREMY: You guys got any- I- Oh! God!
GEOFF: Nononono! No! No!
MICHAEL: Take his phone! Take his phone away.
JEREMY: We're fine! We're fine!
MICHAEL: Take his phone away!
KERRY: That was a good one (his photo of the sunset)
KERRY: (denies) No, I got Ryan's dick!
MICHAEL: Does somebody-
KERRY: I mean-
MICHAEL: Does someone- Do we have the bug activated so he can't make-
RYAN: I mean he gets great cell service
MICHAEL: Does someone- Do we have the bug activated so he can't make-
MICHAEL: He can't make outside calls
JEREMY: He can't make contact with that. You got to jammer in that limo
MICHAEL: We got to jammer
RYAN: Don't worry. Don't worry about it.
MICHAEL: Ignore the window that got shot out. You can't hang the phone out the window.
JEREMY: That's fine. That's fine
MICHAEL: That doesn't count
RYAN: No, the jammer-
JEREMY; Where's Water Choo Choo? Where's Water Choo?
GEOFF: What are you DOING?!
JEREMY: I'm waiting for Water Choo Choo!
RYAN: The mini-gun is the jammer.
JACK: Choo Choo's on his way!
MICHAEL: Shiiit
