>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND
"STAY HUMAN," EVERYBODY, RIGHT
THERE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JON, BEAUTIFUL!
>> Jon: WHOO!
>> Stephen: HERE'S THE THING,
FOLKS, I WAS GOING TO BE OVER
THERE TALKING JUST NOW TONIGHT,
BUT WE HAVE SOME VERY
LATE-BREAKING NEWS I THINK WE
SHOULD DO FROM HERE BECAUSE IF I
HAD DONE IT IN THE MONOLOGUE, I
WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN.
I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT I'M
ABOUT TO SAY.
AFTER HIS BIG TAR RAFF -- TARIFF
ANNOUNCEMENT, HE ANNOUNCED THERE
WAS GOING TO BE BIG NEWS ON
NORTH KOREA, AND WE JUST GOT IT.
TONIGHT WE LEARNED ABOUT AN
OFFICIAL INVITATION FROM KIM
JONG UN TO MEET TRUMP!
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> Jon: WOW.
>> Stephen: THIS CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING -- DENNIS RODMAN IS
GOING TO GET THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE!
UNBELIEVABLE!
MICHAEL JORDAN DOESN'T HAVE THE
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
WE DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS
YET, BUT BECAUSE NORTH KOREA IS
AN ECONOMICALLY STARVED COUNTRY,
THE INVITATION IS BYO
EVERYTHING.
THEY ACTUALLY ANNOUNCED THEY HAD
A REPRESENTATIVE FROM
SOUTH KOREA ACTUALLY BRING THE
INVITATION AND MAKE THE THE
ANNOUNCEMENT.
NORTH KOREA GAVE A LETTER TO
SOUTH KOREA WHO GAVE IT TO THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
DURING THE TALKS, NORTH KOREA
SAID IT WOULD SUSPEND ITS
NUCLEAR TESTS.
SO THAT'S PROGRESS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT!
>> Stephen: THEY'VE GONE FROM
WE'LL BLOW UP GAUM TO WE PINKY
SWEAR TO NOT BLOW UP GAUM FOR A
FEW DAYS.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THIS WILL END
UP, IT'S ALL SO FRESH.
BUT TRUMP GAVE US A HINT OF HIS
INVESTIGATION FOR THE END OF 70
YEARS OF HOSTILITY ON THE KOREAN
PENINSULA WHEN HE TOLD A
REPORTER, HOPEFULLY, HE WILL
GIVE ME CREDIT.
I WILL HAPPILY GIVE YOU CREDIT.
( LAUGHTER )
I WAS TRYING TO DAY/IT JUST
HAPPENED -- HOW ABOUT BRINGING
PEACE TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY FIRST?
HERE'S THE CRAZY PART, I LIKE
IT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THIS IS HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE!
HERE'S THE CRAZIEST PART
DELIVERED BY THE SOUTH KOREAN
DELEGATION --
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP APPRECIATED
THE BRIEFING AND SAID HE WOULD
MEET KIM JONG UN BY MAY TO
ACHIEVE DENUCLEARIZATION.
>> Stephen: WE'LL FINALLY
FIGURE OUT WHO HAS A BIGGER
BUTTON.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MINDY
KALING!
