Hi, I'm Bulbasaur! and I'm Squirtle! And this is Pokemon- What the f*** happened to the floor?! What? What are you talking about?
Well it's the season premiere!
And this Pokemon- What the f*** happened to the floor?! And this is Pokemon- What the f*** happened to the floor?! Figured I'd continue the trend.
But Squirtle those season premieres were in new studios. We're in the same place as last episode. So the floor is exactly the same. ohhhh right
Well then what the F*** happened to you?! What? What do you mean? You look VERY different.
I do? Well do I look better? Not really... oh! Wait your back to normal. I am?
No, that's a weird again what how is this happening? No idea well change me back!
I don't know how oh hey you changed again
To something else... I s it better?
Definitely not. Well, whatever we have to continue the episode anyways today
I'm pokemon talk with a very special guest. Oh hey, you're normal again since it's the start of a new
Season of Pokemon talk we thought it would be fun to Harken back to the very
First ever episode of Pokemon talk a video that premiered over five years ago our way of doing that is by having today's guest
We saw on who made an appearance on that very first episode all those years ago
everyone please give a warm welcome to...
Gengar!
Gengar....
What'd you call me? I called you gengar. I called you by your name.
Well thank you, so gengar now that you're here. How do you still take your lunch break at Chuck E cheese?
No, whatever. I want. We got a far more mature establishment. Huh like where a playground
No, a strip club. What? I mean yeah, I did say a more mature establishment
I wasn't kidding. Is that one of those places that only serves chicken strips? No-
Yes...
Oh cool! We should go to a strip club right now! We could take the neighborhood kids with us, too! 😂
I'm sure they'd love all the strips! What?! No, Squirtle. We are not doing that! Oh yeah, you're right
That'd insensitive wouldn't want to exclude the Vegans. You know what let's just change the subject gengar
It's been quite some time since we saw you last how things been for you the last Few years? We've been quite good
I got a role in pokken tournament. It was quite prevalent in sub well the new games losing levitate was a bit of a letdown
The best thing was the fact I got mega evolution.
That was really cool. I bet. Having one is pretty sweet. Would you like me to show you? uh. yeah! sure! all right..
Here we go...
Mega Evolve!!!
.....What do you guys think? Gengar that's not a mega evolution!
Yeah it is
No it's not you didn't turn into
Actual mega gengar you just got bigger well to be fair Bulbasaur, mega evolution on our show does seem to work
Differently than the rest of the Pokemon world ah no Squirtle
No, it did- not jesus christ! and there's nothing could ever do to holy f***! What is that?!
Now who's ready to get their grass kicked? just kidding. I have an army. We have a mega squirtle! ugh
I'll handle this! UGH! mega evolution! activate!
using my mega evolution!
Everyone is getting a freaking mega- actually that wasn't much of a change
Okay
But still I want one okay, you do have a point
But since gengar actually has a legitimate mega evolution unlike the others I thought it might go differently
Oh what you're saying mine mega evolution isn't legitimate yeah
I am because it's not you can't get a mega squirtle in the games your mega evolution is ridiculous...ly cool
Wow! Just wow! You are you are awesome. Hey Squirtle.. wanna have a fun little battle
to see who's mega evolution is superior?
Oh come on
Another giant Pokemon battle I don't get to do anything in because I don't have a mega?
What if I wanted to have a battle with mega squirtle?
OH GOD! F***! OHHHHHH! OHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHH!!!!
Never mind. Don't worry about it bulbasaur. I'm sure you'll get a mega evolution Some day! ah I doubt that oh
Wrong. Oh, whoa, wait. I think you mega evolved just now! I did? yeah wait
No, nevermind. You just got weird again. Oh man someone please call an ambulance
