- (man) What we strive for
with No Nut November
is not impotence.
- Sex class, kids.
- Yes.
- "Only on day three
of No Nut November.
Had to throw this on
to not lose sight of the mission."
That's pretty funny.
- That's smart, too.
- ♪ (dramatic intro) ♪
- What is this?
- I'm immediately familiar
with this.
- ♪ (woman singing) ♪
♪ Mr. Sandman ♪
- Oh.
It's the No Nut November.
- ♪ Mr. Sandman ♪
- Oh.
- Don't do it.
No, no, no, no.
- (both) No Nut November?
- What in the world
is that supposed to mean?
- I've never heard of this.
Is this an actual thing?
Since when?
- Who changed it from
No Shave November
to No Nut November?
- What happened to
No Shave November?
That was for charity.
No Nut November
is for sadness.
I don't know.
- (man) So, it's day four
of No Nut November.
I discovered something
pretty cool, guys.
- Can he levitate?
- (man) If you just channel
your powers hard enough,
you can actually just start
walking on walls.
Pretty cool.
- Wait.
No, no, no, no.
- (man) Walking on walls.
Pretty cool.
- Oh my God.
Shocking.
How did he do that?
- Oh my God.
I [bleep] love this meme.
- What is No Nut November?
- I don't understand.
- Please explain to the females.
- I'm thinking nuts, okay,
so I'm totally confused here.
- Claiming that you gain powers
if you don't masturbate.
- Is he giving out coupons?
Is it one free card to--
- Ah, free nut coupons.
Mwah.
- Oh my gosh.
People, people.
- Ah and you can't go wrong
without the floss guy in the back.
- Was this a new thing
just this year or has this
been around forever?
This is the first time
I'm hearing about this.
- (woman) Hello fellow
female gamers.
It's No Nut November.
- Yes, tell us.
- (woman) We females
need to get out of the kitchen
and cover up to support
our troops.
- Do your part.
- (woman) Amen.
- Oh man.
I'm so worried
about this generation.
- (man) Day four
of No Nut November.
- We're not even that far
into November.
- (man) I seem to have
developed telekinetic powers.
- People are too creative, man.
- I love the powers thing.
- (man) These are gonna
make cleaning my room
so much easier.
- Oh, that was amazing.
- I hate this so much.
It's so awkward and so cringey.
- It's obviously a guy thing, right?
We're in agreeance it's about men.
- Yes, it has something to do
with that.
- So I think it's about guys' nuts.
- Is it no sex allowed?
- Jesus.
- I'm trying to get to
the root of this.
- "After one day."
- ♪ (choir chanting) ♪
- After one day?
- Oh my God.
No, no, no.
And that's just after day one,
ladies and gents.
- So people are now developing
super powers because
they have not nutted.
I like that.
- How long--
- We should try that.
- How long is the longest time--
never mind.
- All these powers are
really making me question
why I haven't joined
the movement.
- ♪ (synth) ♪
- Yes, Stranger Things.
- No, no, no.
- Totally could have had
a Lubriderm sponsorship.
- Yes, throw away the lotion.
- Oh, it comes back!
That's great.
This is comedy gold.
- It makes me uncomfortable
and embarrassed.
I hate it.
- It's kinda weird
that we're talking about
the masturbation habits
of high school boys.
Never thought I'd have to
do that online.
- (man) No Nut November
exists today to pay homage
to Buddha.
- I don't know if that's true.
- (man) Without nut busting,
we experience at least a portion
of the awakening that
Buddha went through.
What we strive for
with No Nut November
is not impotence.
- Sex class, kids.
- Yes.
- (man) How does not
ejaculating give you
any more clairvoyance into
the world around you?
It's simple.
The path to enlightenment
is to eliminate all unnecessary
and harmful desires.
- I'm glad I'm getting
the intellectual approach,
'cause I didn't understand
it before.
- (man) The desire to
bust a nut is the driving factor
for everything a man does.
By eliminating this core,
ever present desire,
it is possible...
- Well I don't have to worry
about this challenge.
- Yeah, we don't have to worry
about this.
- (man) So what do you have
to look forward to
if you take up the challenge
of No Nut November?
- Yeah, tell me.
- (man) The first week
will certainly be torturous.
You'll likely experience
some testicular swelling,
fatigue, likely some
difficulty--
- I feel like I'm back
in science class.
- (man) Just some basic
withdrawal symptoms.
The second week is where most
people fail No Nut November.
- Okay, good to know.
Good to know.
- (man) It's during this time
that the state of clairvoyance
begins to set in.
Most achieve the ability
to levitate for a few seconds.
- I doubt that this is
as educational as it
purports to be.
- (man) The final half
of No Nut November
presents a grand opportunity
for you.
You can finally experience
the universe as it was meant
to be experienced.
- I read about that.
- (man) Desires are pushed aside
and your mind is open.
You can float through
time and space
any which way you please.
- Sure.
- I thought this was going
to be a real explanation.
- (man) Two week period
of pure enlightenment,
most are able to extend
their consciousness
to the point where they can
clearly perceive
the fourth dimension.
- Wow.
That's terrific.
- Does this guy have a degree
in No Nut November?
- (man) Your desire
to bust a nut
can never be destroyed,
only suppressed and overcome.
- This is so awkward.
- (man) But your desire
still exists and it's still
attached to you in some way
and it will never give up
on its goal to be fulfilled.
- Why did that guy take
so much time for that?
That was--
- It's all a joke.
- That was a full monologue.
- That's the long con,
that video.
Interesting, because at first,
he was giving some
surprisingly convincing history.
- I have no idea what
I was missing out on.
With this knowledge,
I can now become
the next Superman.
- "Only on day three
of No Nut November.
Had to throw this on
to not lose sight of the mission."
That's pretty funny.
- That's smart, too.
- It's a cone.
Go put that on your dog.
- I'm trying to think about
the motions that one
would use if one were
to nut and I believe
the hand collar would
serve as a sufficient
blocking device.
- I could find my way
around that.
- "This is what happens when
different generations
coexist on social media."
- "Why are you posting
on Facebook about
not having nut in November?"
Oh my God, oh my God.
- "If you developed a nut allergy,
I need to modify my recipes.
Call me back."
Poor grandma.
- She's a grandma who loves.
She's a grandma who cares.
Grandma who doesn't get it.
- Poor grandma.
Yeah, that's us, obviously,
at the beginning of this.
- "Seven days into
No Nut November."
This dude's floating.
Not photoshopped at all.
- You can levitate.
- Dude, we gotta try this.
- And he's levitating,
ladies and gentlemen.
He's Hare Krishna'ed
into the air.
Well, hallelujah.
- Dude made it.
Dude has achieved nutvana.
- "My current mood on day five."
- (Squidward) I gotta sneak one.
- Ew.
- Don't use SpongeBob
as a reference to this.
You're ruining my childhood.
- Hentai Haven
is on there?
- (SpongeBob) Listen, Squidward.
I wanna apologize for before.
- Not suitable for work art
on Twitter?
- Oh.
- I love this episode.
"Don't go."
- Why they gotta make
SpongeBob sexual?
Poor SpongeBob.
Poor Squidward.
- It's another one
of those things that
social media has created.
It's bathroom humor
that teen boys love,
so I feel like it's--
it makes sense why
it's a thing.
- (FBE) So, that was
a challenge that's called
No Nut November.
- (both) Yes.
- Thank you for the education.
- Thank you for--
yes.
- (FBE) So, from what you saw,
do you think that people
are attempting this challenge
for real?
- They're definitely doing it
just because it's funny,
and it was, actually.
- No, not at all.
It's all just a meme and a joke.
- I feel like for the most part,
it's a joke and I feel like
for the most part,
it's a way for boys to feel
warranted in talking about
their masturbation habits
in front of everyone.
- I firmly believe that
virtually no one does
No Nut November for real.
It's a joke, it's a meme,
it's a gag.
Nobody's actually like,
"All right, day seven."
Nobody does it.
'Cause it's hard.
- Oh, I think people
are participating.
If you're a kid,
you having nothing to do
but go to school
and masturbate,
so by having one of those
be off limits,
I think it really adds
some stakes to the life
of a twelve year old.
- (FBE) So, some posts claim
if you succeed in this challenge
it will not only allow more time
for hobbies or bettering yourself,
but it will also give you
super powers.
- Sorry.
Masturbating takes
that much time that you
can't have hobbies?
- How many times do people
jack off a week?
Is it really that hard?
Okay.
- (FBE) As someone who's
seen a lot of these internet trends
come and go, do you think that
this is something that
will continue every November
like people do No Shave November
or is it just a joke challenge
that's gonna die out?
- Nah, it'll come back
for next year for sure.
- I don't think so.
I think it'll just be
a little dead thing
after this November.
- I don't see it dying out.
It's because masturbation
is ubiquitous with
coming of age.
- We're gonna see it
next year.
Now mark my words,
someone might say
No Fapvember.
That's how crazy
it's gonna be.
- I would say it probably
has at least one more year to it
and then it'll die
because everyone will
have done the jokes,
everyone will have seen the jokes.
What about Fapless February?
This is it.
This is it, ladies
and gentle--
No Nut November,
Fapless February.
- (FBE) Well typically,
this is not a topic
that everyone feels comfortable
talking publicly about.
- I didn't even think of it
like that.
- (FBE) Some have said that
this trend has provided
a way to make these topics
lighthearted and easy
to talk about.
For you as a public figure,
do you ever refrain from
these kind of topics
and does a trend or challenge
that has this lighthearted aspect
help you talk about it?
- I think making something
lighthearted definitely makes
something easier.
- To talk about.
- To talk about,
so that it's not so serious.
- No Nut November
is like a gateway drug
into the rest of
the sexual world.
Any discussion of normal
sexual behavior,
especially in adolescence,
is a positive,
so I'm all about this.
- It's great that it encourages
people to talk about
this kind of thing
without shame,
but at the same time,
it shouldn't really be a topic
that you should feel the need
to talk about in front
of people who may or may not
want to hear about it.
- I would not talk about
this on my channel.
When I was a kid,
I hated any type
of dirty jokes or
bathroom talk.
It would make me
so uncomfortable,
so it's not like it's
me protecting my audience.
It's legit just me.
It makes me so uncomfortable
that I just wouldn't like
talking about it.
- (FBE) Finally, we gotta ask.
Will you take the pledge
for the rest of November
and participate in
No Nut November?
- Who's saying I'm not already?
- No.
I'm not pledging that.
- Of course.
I want some super powers too.
- If it can get me
super powers, yes.
- I don't have nuts.
- We don't have nuts.
- I will pledge that
I will try.
- I pledge.
- Okay, good.
- We're pledgies.
- No, I will--
what's the point of it?
Why should we not
pledge ourselves?
- I'm participating
in this stupid trend,
but not for the internet.
It's for my own pleasure
or lack thereof.
- [Bleep] no.
Does that answer your question?
No, that's a hard pass.
- (FBE) Okay.
- Yeah.
- (FBE) Oh, is it a hard pass?
- ♪ (Seinfeld theme) ♪
- Thanks for watching this
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- Let us know in the comments
how your November is going.
- See you December first.
- Hey guys, Vartuhi here,
producer at FBE.
Thank you so much
to all the YouTubers
that came out to shoot
with us.
Make sure to check them out.
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