James Charles hasn't exactly had the easiest 2019, losing over 3 million subscribers in a matter of mere days.
You could even say it MAY have been the worst month of his life!
Do you get it? It's because it was in... yeah...
Sorry...
More tea was spilt in that month than in Boston in the 18th century.
And whilst the majority of my audience may be American. And yes, you do pay my rent.
I, along with the rest of the UK will never forgive you.
No one knows what I'm talking about do they?
But the the other day James hit 60 million subscribers for the second time.
The final milestone he hit before Tati dealt him a salty Sister Spanking.
So the aim of today's video is to try and get him back below 14 million subscribers.
Is what I would say if I was an awful human being, which I'm... not obviously. I swear...
No, the real reason for today's video is in fact a very serious matter.
*Sigh* Okay, I can do this...
Earlier this month... *crying*
James Charles killed my friend... In minecraft.
And, yes someone else I know may have avenged Henry's death,
But that's irrelevant. Ok?
I need content... shut up.
I was fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to share a few words with my now deceased chum.
This is what he had to say:
Today we're joined with fallen gamer Bluesdank
Uhm, Henry I was just wondering what was going through your mind on August 10th?
H: Sadness.
J: Sadness
H: Pain.
H: Disgrace.
J: I guess you could say you were blue spanked.
I guess you could say it felt...
Blues wank
*sigh*
*Snickering*
J: And he kind of snuck up on you, didn't he?
H: Mhmm
J: Yeah, how did that feel? Being uhh, taken from the Blues flank.
*Laughing*
H: It felt terrible...
J: You didn't have time to fight back either.
H: Oh no. *Laughing*
J: You had a gun, I guess you could say you drew a blues blank.
H: Is this needed?
J: Just really stabbing away.
Yeah that's it, that's the interview.
J: That's the, that's the only appearance you're getting in this video.
H: I don't know what went worse. This? Or your entire podcast.
J: You can't.
*Laughing*
J: I really appreciate you coming on mate. Blues Thank. That's it.
H: Right okay did you say Blues Thank? J: Yeah
Some truly harrowing words from Hila Klein, there.
But get strapped in dear viewers as today's video is filled with bad costumes, beauty and BTS. Yes. That's right folks.
It may have been a year since my last 'Everything Wrong With' video, but I think it's time for a new season.
I'm like a woman desperate for money returning to the adult film industry. We're back with a bang.
*Intro Music*
Now my immediate
Friendship group and I have this term that we coined for a video that I made earlier in the year when I was going through
Somewhat of a hard time?
I'd refer to this video a fair few times over the last few months.
But this right here is not a sane man.
This my friends is what I like to call a Bob Ross breakdown.
Bob Ross breakdowns occur when a creator is going through such distress that they completely shift away from their norm.
And there are plenty of examples of Bob Ross breakdowns over the last few years.
RiceGum starting a family channel: Bob Ross breakdown.
SkyDoesMinecraft doing music:
That's a Bob ross breakdown!
Will Smith being the focus of Youtube Rewind: Bob Ross breakdown. *yaah*
You cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that James Charles doing Minecraft videos and getting involved in
Minecraft Mondays is not a Bob Ross breakdown.
In probably the shortest series of all time James started gaymes with James.
This is definitely a video set up that you guys have never seen before and that's because today we're playing
#GaymesWithJames
Here we have a nice usage of the pride flag in the word gay, even though the video was recorded in July.
I'm not sure if you got the memo James, but it's not June anymore.
It's not cool to be gay any other time of year according to all major corporations anyway.
But let's just say that gaming isn't exactly James's strong suit.
Pewdiepie: You're attacking your own James Charles.
*James Screaming* P: What are you doing?
I mean what else were you expecting from a video titled 'Beauty Guru Plays Minecraft'
Just imagine that the other way around "Minecraft Gamers hot new look"
Actually that doesn't sound like such a bad idea...
*Music*
Hello and welcome to getting handy today I'm going to have a woman's hands all over my face, I cannot wait.
I figured we should try and do a Minecraft look using James Charles's own palette. Yes,
I did buy your palette James Charles. Uhh ...please follow me.
So we're gonna be recording a little bits here and there and let's see how it goes
Reminds me of when I used to do drama as a kid. How do I look?
Is this where I say that I have a kink for people touching my eyes?
*Laughing*
Ooh What's this? (What's that?)
Looks embroidered doesn't it Fraser? F: It does!
J: here's the palette we don't have the colour board anymore because Aria has actually been using it
I'm not actually going to tell you which one to do because
You don't want me to so... let's just- let's just go for it. (Holy Shit that's really HD) Yeah, people don't want to see that
Okay, so apparently were about to cut the crease. (What does that mean?) Ah some sort of euphemism. I think? Maybe?
My lips feel so dry.
A: ???
No
F: Ahhaa you dumbass! J: What the fuck was that? I thought it was lip balm!
A: It is!
I feel like I've been assaulted
A: Thats what you get, for being a-
I'm gonna lie back like this.
(What would you do if she just drew a massive penis on your head?)
I- genuinely that thought only just went through my mind. My lips burn.
(Is this a new chapter in the James Marriott life?)
Yeah, we're becoming a makeup channel. (Maybe you can collab with James Charles)
(It just means he needs to...) Uh, he needs to follow me first
(Yeah)He needs to follow me first! Things are getting a little heated here (Oh really?) 
 My makeup artist
Is- is getting angry, keeps telling me to look up. look up what? I say.
I don't have Google on my person.
*Laughing*
A: My beauty blender is really dirty and gross.
Aah
(You've got a whole look going on there)
(Give it a little zoom in) OoOoOhHhH
So I think we're finished with the process now
We've got a few more things to do and we'll come back with a finished look in just a few seconds.
Alright, let's see how this looks.
Holy fuck, I genuinely
Look amazing. A big, big, big round of applause for Aria Thank You Aria. What would we rate his palette out of ten Aria?
Ten out of ten.
Ten out- 10 out of 10. Well done James and back to you other James.
No, I'm obviously no looker.
Let's be honest, Putting makeup on me  reaps similar rewards to sprinkling glitter on a turd.
But I'm not the only person who's tried a new look recently.
James made an entire video based around bleaching his hair platinum blonde.
It's not the first video I've seen on YouTube involving bleach.
Hopefully it's one of the last though. I've never seen someone look more uncomfortable in a thumbnail.
James you look like you're shitting cream cheese!
For some reason. I
Feel intrigued to also dye my hair platinum blonde.
It's disappointing really because James and I were one of the same kind.
Why don't you want to be one of the brown boys anymore James?
It just sounds like I have a scat fetish, doesn't it? I don't. It would appear however
That James left the bleach on a little too long and it soaked into his brain, causing him to forget basic English.
Okay mixing ratio
1 to 2. Mix 1 sachet
Sachet? I've never heard that word before.
1 sachet.
SachEt? did he just say Sach-et? It's sachet (sashey)
What do you know about not being able to afford bottled ketchup?
What do you know about having to nab a couple of sachets from McDonald's? You don't know what it's like out here on the streets
man, I'm not a tory I swear.
Good morning. You guys it's the next day and I am blonde.
I just woke up a little while ago and looked in the mirror and literally screamed.
Wait, this isn't another Bob Ross Breakdown, is it?
it probably doesn't help that James looks like he's just rubbed his scalp on an electric fence.
*Impression* Hey sisters!
This is my asylum look book.
Hello you guys I am here with my good friend Dustin, who always cuts my hair to look fabulous and
Fantastic! Ok, this is a bit of a tangent. I'm aware of that.
We will be getting back to you in one second James, but that fucking beard!
How do you get a beard to look that full? I'm so jealous what the fuck?
I mean my beard's definitely come a long way since my incel vibes from last year
All I'm lacking here is a fedora and a bag of flaming hot cheetos. But even these days
There are more holes in my facial hair than extreme cheapskates pair of socks
Which is why today I'm gonna be shaving it off! Just kidding. I'm not gonna do that. Don't worry. This isn't even a razor
It's a portable charger, none of you need to see what my chin looks like. Please don't go through my old videos and find it.
Just imagine if Buzz Lightyear's jaw was stung by 300 wasps. You don't want to see what that looks like. Don't put yourself through this
*Screaming*
I'm Blonde!
You know what I'll give it to you James, like a couple touching each other under the dinner table, you low-key pull it off.
Maybe it's my turn to leave the brown boys. 100,000 likes and I'll bleach my hair blonde for the next everything wrong with video.
It's a big ask but also I don't really want to do it.
But now that James is converted to blonde, I figured that now would be the right time to take a look at a few of
His iconic looks as a brown boy. And what better way to do that than to go on a deep dive through his Instagram page
*Music*
Watson?
Holmes?
J: Detectives back at it again boy.
F: What have we got today? Oh cap
J: I just want to say sorry. First of all Watson. I must- I must admit your room is a tip. It's a crime scene
F: There has been a moider
J: Should I choke you? Do you wanna be choked?
F: There has been a moider.
J: I have a little mascot for you, (kay) As well Watson
J: Smallpox F: What are you talking about
J: Ahh it's his name!
F: Oh hello Smol!
J: We'll get rid of him
Care for a ciggy Watson? F: Don't mind if I do Ol' Chap.
J: Oh, yes.
F: Ahh the smokes in my mouth
J: No you're not meant to breathe in. You don't toke it, It's a prop
F: What am I meant to do? J: You're meant to- You go 'Ah yes'
J: I don't know why I've made it into an investigation thing
We're just gonna go through his Instagram
F: He's a fine ol' chap with a fine ol' pair of buttocks.
J: You don't have to keep doing it
F: And your daughter talking about ol' chap.
J: So I was looking through some like iconic looks that James has had over the years, cause you know
He's recently bleached his hair blond? F: Indeed
J: I just wanted to go through and we're gonna rate them out of 10, like how iconic they are
So, you can you do that for me? F: Yes I can J: Yes you can?
J: Okay we'll Start with this one. I'm not really pro-gun. So-
F: I do believe *Laughing* that we have another lovely pair of buttocks right there
J: Stooop
What would you rate that out of ten? F: Solid nine out of ten?
J: Nine out of ten,
I give it an 8 because that kind of like resembles buttocks. F:  I'm not too sure on rating right now
J: What's it in this photo? It appears that he's drinking the waterfall. F: *Watson* I don't believe he is. That's a very nice haircut James
I always do appreciate your nice haircuts
J: How's yours looking at the minute then ay? Ooh.
F: Don't do- Dont do that.
J: So, what would you rate that? F: I do believe that is a nine out of ten!
J: You can't just give everything nine
J: Here he is at the Met Gala
F: No I do like that, I do like that outfit. I give it a solid nine out of t-
J: He seemed so lonely, At the Met Gala
Have you seen like the clips of him at the Met Gala?
F: It seems that every Youtuber that's gone to this event
Just looks extremely lonely. It's almost like Youtubers shouldn't go to events
F: *Watson* I do say that's Kylie Jenner!  His lips are bigger than Jenner! Who's Jenner? Oh- Kylie Jenner
J: Bit of a no-makeup look.
F: He has- very nice eyebrows.
I appreciate that. I really do. J: Shag him then.
Ooh we got another ass pic F: Ah you are a pervert.
J: No im not!
F: I was admiring the ball control the fondling of the balls.
J: He's got it on one finger aswell F: F#*#*g Magic Johnson mate
Very nice, big lips nice eyebrows, I do
Like thar sister hoodie, and you know. If you wanna J: Dont try sell his merch F: If you wanna send me one
You're welcome to, here's our address
J: And I'll finish with him with his bleached blond hair, his platinum blond hair. What do you think?
Is it an improvement or... F: Now in the 2015 season when Messi dyed his hair. Blond
I- I- don't really like what Lionel's doing here. I can't remember if Lionel used to draw on his eyebrows, but...
J: Thanks, thanks everyone. I'm ending the video here
So Fraser, it is now Saturday. We're uploading this video on Sunday, right?
So the timing of this is impeccable, but we were looking at some of his iconic looks as a brown boy with brown hair
F: Yeah J: Uhh, he posted one more. What do you think about this?
F: I think I'm homosexual
he has a better ass than
Nearly every female
*Laughing* J: It's hitting different isn't it? F: It is
It's not a proper nude though, is it really?
Imagine if his cock had just been like protruding the other side  aswell
F: Anything for views has actually just posted one where shows its balls. So
J: So, what you gonna rate it?
F: I'm Gonna rate that a solid nine out of ten. J: A solid nine out of ten?
Thank you, Thank You Fraser
Now I can put this in the thumbnail. Back to you James!
Minecraft isn't the only Bob Ross breakdown that James has had over recent weeks
He's also been trying his hand at making some music. Now for some reason when I think of James Charles and music
there's something that always Springs to mind-
*Wub Wub Wub*
Oh god what was that? Please dont hurt me
James Charles' singing career has admittedly had somewhat of a bumpy ride
I'd know because I made an entire video on it
And if you want to watch a musically inept adult like myself
attack someone else for following their dreams then do go and give it a watch.
James made a video titled 'Making a song using only
Makeup products' and none of you can come after me for making videos on kids that can't sing,
Because James does it in this video too.
Admittedly, he is taking the piss out of himself, but some of the things he says are just plain mean
The wolf hat. The wolf hat!
How dare you shame him for that hat James. He could be a furry
Imagine kink shaming someone in 2019... disgusting really.
Now I would react to James Charles' song
But the last time I reacted to one of his covers someone ended up claiming the entire video.
Thank you YouTube! What a brilliant sight this is.
So if I was going to show you his cover, it would have to sound like this
Maybe that's an improvement. Actually I didn't think about that
The cover is actually quite good, but there are two things that I'd like to note.
First of all, there is a large amount of makeup wastage
Which I definitely didn't also do earlier in this video, and secondly
No one needs to open their mouth this wide you could fit an ostrich egg in that bad boy. But on the topic of music
I've recently discovered that I can judge how well a video of mine is doing by the quantity of comments
I receive from Kpop Stans
They seem to be a fairly pleasant group of people, for the most part anyway
So, let's see. Just how many stan's James shares with Loona
*Music*
Hello everyone and welcome to Kpop corner,
I have some pictures of K-pop artists here in the background
But you probably can't see them because of my lens. The premise of this segment is quite simple
We're just going to see how long it takes me to find a comment from a kpop stan, of which there are millions
So without further ado let the timer commence. Right,
So we're gonna start and just by searching James Charles. Reckon that might be helpful
I think our best bet is the bleached video because a lot of K-pop artists bleach their hair
Oh, my my deliveroo's nearly here. Lovely. No. No. No.
Found someone Russian here how many understand that comment, unfortunately
This may be a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be. Alright, no, this isn't happening
I've got a better idea. We're gonna go on his Twitter
I think we'll have more luck there because I get a lot of K-pop st-
There are a lot of K-pop stars on Twitter in general. Oh, would you look at that?
He doesn't follow me. Must be a mistake. Surely, somewhere here. Why is the iPhone X camera so fucking bad?
I reckon, there might be someone who goes like "jimin looked good with the iPhone camera." Maybe... I've got two men having sex
there. Lovely. I'm gonna go to his video where he made a song. Maybe there'll be a comment from a K-pop...
I'm clutching at straws here guys. I don't know if we're gonna do it.
There's no like, public kpop stans. But obviously at least 90% of all the people who comment must enjoy kpop. I found a roblox stan.
Couldn't you be Loona Sofia god damnit! Ah we found an anime. We found an anime, Does that count? We counting anime?
No, no. My phone is actually running out at this point the screen just dimmed, we're on 4 %
You found one already. Ok, we've- we got one. Thank you to our team.Oh would you look at that? I found one already.
Hahahaha, I'm so useless. How did you find that so quickly? That was from last year. Oh, no, it wasn't.
Oh that was actually one of his most recent Tweets. Well, there you go. Everyone that only took me... 10 minutes...
I did it all on my own.
There's no movie magic here.
All in all that was a little too difficult and I'll probably find that with the later episodes of Everything Wrong With, it continues to
Be difficult.
I'd like to give a good thank you to all of the
Kpop bands here that have decided to stick with me for this video. Yeah, that's that segment done.
I don't know why I thought that would be a good idea back to you James.
Now,
I'm one of the unfortunate few to be able to call myself a friend of the WillNE channel. Others in my group
Who've had their true high exposed, and probably their face at some point. Let's be real. Others have had their expensive equipment entirely demolished
My treatment however is probably the most immoral.
I am currently one of Will's slave laborers on his second Channel and I don't get paid for my services.
#WillNEPayYourSlaves
But James I noticed that you used to dislike Will, but now you follow him.
Which makes me the only person in my group that's not followed by James Charles.
So James, with that in mind your rating is as follows. Your bleached hair low-key dummy slaps.
So we're not going to judge you one. Your mouth opens quite a lot when you sing though.
So that's plus two. My girlfriend has informed me that your colour is pigmented. I don't know what that means.
But apparently it's positive. So we're gonna minus two. But you did kill my friend.
So that's that that's a plus two, actually. But James most importantly your gaming abilities are not. Up. To scratch and that my friend is a
Hefty plus four, so that gives James a total of six out of ten on the (u?) scale.
But I have a special one-time offer for you James. If you follow me, if you follow me
I'm sure we can come to an agreement and bump you down to a three because we all know that.
Everyone should care about their place on my entirely inconsequential scale.
My DMS are open James and I expect to hear from you very soon.
but if you have enjoyed this video then please leave a like down below subscribe if you're new or have not done so already and
I will catch you next time.
*Outro Music*
