
English: 
How do you make such good hearts? They are hearts for you, that's why
You are the most adorable- give me a hug and then we have to figure out something over here because it's still looking at me
This over here, Lanfear, this right here,
little Summit it's a mix of you and Matsix. And every time I ask it I go, I asked : "Summit. Where did you come from?"
Look at what happens.
That's the third time!

Chinese: 
為什麼你愛心可以畫得那麼好？
Lanfear：因為這些愛心是要給你的♥
你...真是...世界上最可愛的(*´∀`)
讓我抱一下然後來解決這邊這問題
因為她還在看著我
看這邊，Lanfear
看起來像是你跟Matsix的混合體
每次我問她的時候
我問「Summit你是誰生的？」
看看會發生什麼事
已經第三次了！
我說了我什麼都沒做！

English: 
I'm telling you, I had nothing to do with this. No, I had nothing to do with this
I didn't have- I had nothing. I had nothing to do with this. It's you- it's you Matsix combined. I did- what I do
I'm telling you, it's not me, it's not my kid. It's not my kid.
We're gonna settle this right now. You're gonna see it's not my kid.
I want you to draw a line underneath your parents.
Okay, so Joey is the father
Uh oh
Matsix
AND Lanfear- Three way
Wh-
Wh-
What did you do?!?
Lanfear, you yelling at me. Wha- what did YOU do? What hap-?
I don't- no. I don't know! N- I don't- no. Were we all hanging out one time, the three of us?
I don't know, but- I- no. I don't remember or know anything about that. That is not- no
No, not me. I could give you some insight. It could probably be a genetic loan
Yeah, um like you take DNA from you, her, and Matsix and that's what they made
Did you take DNA? Nobody pricked my finger. Oh?
It HAD to be Ozzy
Nooo
She has all of your DNA. Remember?

Chinese: 
不！我真的什麼都沒做！
我什麼都沒做！她是你跟Matsix的混合體！
跟我沒關係！
我認真跟你說，這不是我的小孩
我會處理這個問題，證明她不是我的小孩
WhiteWolf：在你的父母的名字下面畫線
WhiteWolf：好，Joey是你爸
WhiteWolf：哎呀...是Matsix
WhiteWolf：還有第三個是Lanfear
什麼！
Zero：你們到底做了什麼！
妳做了什麼！
Lanfear，妳剛剛還吼我，妳做了什麼？
我不知...是妳！我什麼都不知道！
我不知道，我們三個有一起玩過？
我不知道也不記得有關那孩子的事了，那不是我的
不！不是我！
WhiteWolf：我知道了那可能是基因...
Zero：複製人？
Whitewolf：對，感覺像從你、
Lanfear跟Matsix身上取出DNA製造出那孩子
你有採過我的DNA嗎？
沒有人拿針戳我的手指啊
WhiteWolf：一定是Ozy，她採集過你的DNA，記得嗎？
Joey：不～(((ﾟДﾟ;)))
WhiteWolf：一定是Ozy，她採集過你的DNA，記得嗎？

Chinese: 
WhiteWolf：一定是Ozy，她採集過你的DNA，記得嗎？
那她一定也有採集Lanfear的...
妳最近有跟Ozy待在一起嗎？
妳什麼時候有見到Ozy？
或是妳有跟她待在同個房間過嗎？
是的，妳一定有
Whitewolf：妳可能沒有注意到被她撿了掉落的頭髮
她一定是從頭髮採集DNA的
一定是Ozy，她有我們三個的DNA
Vicse：雖然我沒看到有像Joey的部分
Whitewolf：可能是肥料/催化劑吧？
(譯註：聽起來像fertilizer，可能有誤)
肥料！哈哈哈哈！
Andis：哇喔～
這很好笑
Whitewolf：妳有繼承Matsix的邪惡嗎？
試試看如果妳給她那把武器她會想做什麼
Whitewolf：妳有想要突刺、砍劈、切碎其他人嗎？
妳喜歡Bagels嗎？
噢好吧，天啊...(((ﾟДﾟ;)))
我的天啊！
Vicse：當妳說咖啡時，妳會說咖啡還是珈琲？
前者還是後者？

English: 
Must've took Lanfear's... Have you been with Ozzy recently? Like have you seen Ozzy? Have you been in rooms with Ozzy before?
Yes, you have, y-yes you have. Yes you have, Ozzy-
You probably weren't looking
Yeah, you have a lot of hair, it probably just fell out? Could've just got DNA from the hair.
It was definitely Ozzy who just took all three
So- I don't see the part that's Joey though
The- the fertilizer
The fertilizer?!?
(Laughter)
Wooow
Jesus, man
(Laughter)
That was good, that was funny
Do you have the evilness of Matsix?
What would you do if you were given that yeah, if you're given any of these weapons-
What would you do? Which one do you want more?
Ohhh god
Do you have an urge to stab? Slash? Slice?
Wooow. Do you like bagels? Oh wow. Oh my god. Oh my go-
Oh my god, it's the trifecta. It's pretty definitive right there
Oh my god. Okay, when you when you say a coffee, do you say "coifee" or "coffee" one or two?

Chinese: 
(跟Nagzz一樣)
哈！我的天！( ﾟ▽ﾟ)
到底怎麼了
好消息是至少這個妹妹不致命
Whitewolf：我們該拿這孩子怎麼辦？
我不知道...
Zero：確定的是你必須養她，她還太幼小了
沒錯，我知道
我們必須要好好照顧她
Andis，你覺得你能跟她好好相處嗎？
Andis：彩～虹？
那是指「可～能」
很困惑的說「可能吧？我不知道」
這是一個證明你是否是Matsix小孩的辦法
妳想對Andis做什麼？
(譯註：Matsix很喜歡把手指插進Andis喉嚨)
天啊...
Whitewolf：不不不！只是摸摸頭而已
Zero：剛剛離插進去很接近了
Summit：(插)
Zero：噢不！
我的天！
Zero：妳喜歡Rad嗎？
Zero：好，這絕對是Matsix的孩子
Whitewolf：有個問題是她這麼年輕，
長大的速度還是異常的快
感覺就像已經過七年了
在她這個年紀後Matsix就開始跟著我了
別跟我說「你做了什麼」
不...應該是我問妳妳做了什麼？

English: 
Oh, yeah
Hah, oh my go-
What is this?
Well, the good news is, it's not- it's not a deadly sister
What do we do with this?
I don't- know-
Well we don't know that for sure yet
I don't- Well she's still at a young age
That's true- I know it is- y- well, you're gonna have to give it like a lot of love
Andis, do you think- do you think you could get along?
Rain-bowww?
That's a may-be...
Confused maybe... I don't know...
This will prove whether or not they're really Matsix. Is there anything you wanna do to Andis?
Oh.. my... No, no, no, it's just petting... Okay. JUST petting...
It was close!
It was like- it was VERY close
Oh, there it is.
Oh nooo! Oh-
Nooo!
Oh my god
Do you like Rad?
Okay, yeah, this is definitely Matsix's child. The thing is she's still young and she can still grow up and start to get like
It was like- it was maybe like seven years after this
After this age and Matsix started going after me
Don't even say- did you do no no no

Chinese: 
是妳！妳做了什麼？
不！不要來挑撥離間！
走開！
這是她想挑撥我們！
妳一直在等這個好機會！
她一直在等這個機會挑撥我們
Zero：這樣不是很方便嗎？
Zero：妳突然就有了個適合生小孩的屁股
(譯註：Childbearing hips，不知道算不算稱讚)
Zero：現在一切都合理了！
你讓她身上多了一個邪惡的污點了Zero
她現在不是純潔的了
Whitewolf：我不覺得你們兩個有做任何事
我就是這麼覺得的
我真的覺得可能是Ozy
Ozy有我的DNA
Ozy有Matsix的DNA
然後Ozy曾經見過Lanfear
在Lanfear的家裡很容易採集到她的DNA
她還有工具可以把我們三個的DNA混合在一起
最後製造出了Summit，真讓人難以置信
好了，過來吧，我想要仔細看看
哦...這...我根本不知道該怎...
我想要問最後一次這問題
你是誰生的？

English: 
What did YOU do?
What did y- YOU
What did YOU do?
No- no, DON'T instigate this!
This is getti- get- get out- this argu-
Get- this instiga-
You come so perfect timed-
She's just- She's just so perfect timed-
Isn't it just very convenient that like Lanfear just got those childbearing hips out of nowhere does it all makes sense now?
Hah- You're getting the evil stare, Zero
You're getting the death stare right now
I don't think either you did anything. That's what I'm saying.
If Matsix wasn't there, they could've been a part of this
If not, it could've been all Ozzy
I really think it might've been Ozzy, where else could they-
Ozzy has my DNA, Ozzy has Matsix DNA, and
Ozzy has seen Lanfear before and Lanfear's a cat, sheds, easy to get DNA like that. Combine all three, they have the tools for it
And then out comes Summit. This is mind boggling. Okay, come over here.
I wanna get a closer look, I need a closer look at you
Woah, this is- I don't- I don't even know wh- I'm gonna ask one last time. Where did you come from?

English: 
100% Ozzy. Those are your genes, those are mine, and those are Matsix's.
You can't do this- it's your DNA, too
Hands down...
Down...
T- no, put them dooown!
Put them down, all the way down-
those are... Re- ah-
Down
Leave them down. This is- just- we'll figure it out, gotta be Ozzy. There's no way- I couldn't have even done this, it's impossible
What's you two's plan?
I-I have no idea
Wanna keep her?
First before i- no, no, w- we wouldn't do that. We got to get to the button
We gotta get- we'll get to the bottom of it first before we do anything. We're gonna get to the bottom of it, alright?
Don't wor- hands down
Oh my god- it did it the sa-
Oh my go-
(Laughter)
Hah- I'm done
It waved at the same time at me
That was crazy-

Chinese: 
百分之百是Ozy做的
這邊是你的基因
這些是我的
那些是Matsix的
別這樣，那也包含了你的基因
把手放下...放下...
不...手放下來...
整隻手放下
那些是...
放下...把手放下...
這是...我們會搞清楚的，一定是Ozy
我絕對不可能會這麼做
絕不可能！
Whitewolf：你有什麼計畫？
我毫無頭緒
Whitewolf：想要養她嗎？
首先...不！我們不會那麼做
在做其它決定前，我們會先釐清一切問題
別擔心...手放下
(同步揮手，果然是父女)
我的天！我們同時揮手...
我完了
她同時對我揮手
那太瘋狂了
Whitewolf：Joey，我找來Segway偵探解決這案子

Chinese: 
Joey：哦！是Segway偵探！
Whitewolf：Joey，我找來Segway偵探解決這案子
我們有了Segway偵探，可以好好的釐清真相了
什麼？那她呢？Segway
她也是？妳跟我在同一條船上了
看吧？去找妳媽媽吧
妳就只是在旁邊看著等待機會
等待著我們兩個感情的任何一點波折
這才不是波折，這不過是一點小驚喜
Zentreya：她將要加入A.L.A
Joey：她決不會加入A.L.A的
Zentreya：來比試一下？
好，這不是為了決定加不加入
這只是個友誼賽

English: 
Oh, detective Segway. Okay. We got detective Segway. We'll get down to the bottom of this
(Silence)
Wh-wh
Wha- what wait what about- what about h- Segway, what about her?
Her, too? You're in this with me. You're in this with me.
See? Goes right for the mother. Yeah
Yeah.
Well... One of the mothers
This is a predicament
You just watch you watch
No, don't doesn't matter wait for the opportunity waiting for any ruffle, any ruffle in the relationship
Just waiting for any little ruffle. This is not a ruffle, this is just a surprise. That's what it is.
She will NEVER join the A.L.A, NEVER.
Let's have a quick match. Okay.
This isn't for rights, this isn't for rights or anything. This is just an exhibition. I need you to shake my hand

Chinese: 
我需要妳跟我握手，這不是為了決定任何東西
這只是個友善的井字遊戲對嗎？
很好，妳要先嗎？
不不不！這只是友誼賽
剛剛...發生了...什麼事？
旁人：你被打爆了
噢？我贏了？
噢！我懂了！我贏了！
我有一瞬間變得跟A.L.A同等智商，
完全看不懂發生什麼事
不過我現在沒事了！
我只是開玩笑的，我很尊敬A.L.A
Kimple：我的冰淇淋在哪？
她嚇到我了！
Lanfear：如果我們無視她，她會消失嗎？
我也這麼希望
呃...她看起來很黏你，Lanfear
Lanfear：這孩子有遺傳到她(Matsix)的凝視眼神
的確是
你喜歡我女兒嗎？她不錯吧？
Kimple：是的，她毛茸茸的
她...她非常的蓬鬆

English: 
This is not rights for any person or anything. This is just a friendly Tic-Tac-Toe match, correct? Perfect.
Would you like to go first?
It's all decided on a Tic-Toe- a Tic-Tac-Toe match
No, no, no. It's just an exhibition match.
She won!
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, the plays!
What... Just... Happened?
You just got played- You just won!
Well- I win?
Oh, I win! Ohhhh, I see! Yeah, Segway!
I had like I had A.L.A IQ there for a second
I didn't know what was going on, but we're good now we're good now
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding, I have respect for the A.L.A
How's it going, champ?
Where's my ice cream?
Oh jeez! Oh my god, she scared me
If we ignore it, will it go away? That's what I was hoping for
O- it is like- ATTACHED to you, Lanfear
It has her sta-
It really does. It really does- have her stare. Do you like my daughter? Isn't she great? Yeah, she's fluffy
She's- she's very fluffy.

English: 
Is this one of your excuses again?
This is- not
(Laughter)
Looks li- never mind
I don't even-
Just-
This is just- too much
Do I like red?
From a color... that's your best shot- really?To interrupt to try your best at your- Hey,
Do you like- do you like squares, the shape of a square? Yeah. Yay! My kid, there we go, right?
S- There we go!
"Do you like red?"
(Laughter)
Ohhh, my god-
Wait for a second, this is rather suspicious... Is this an excuse?
Why- would you- Why, Kimple?
No, this is- this is- hah, I don't even know anymore.
If you want to draw square, have it like this. Now, let's make...
Some sort of cube. This cube has more three-dimensional shape.
Now, Let's place the excuse inside of it.

Chinese: 
Kimple：這是你其中一個藉口嗎？
這不是我的藉口...
聽著...算了別在意
Zentreya：妳喜歡紅色嗎？
Zentreya：這是我的小孩
用顏色來判斷？這是你最好的方法？
為了打斷我們的關係決定這麼做
嘿！妳喜歡正方形嗎？
喜歡？耶！我的小孩！
是這樣沒錯吧？
Kimple：等等，這有點可疑
Kimple：這是藉口嗎？
什麼...為什麼妳...Kimple
不，這是...該死，我不想這樣了
Kimple：如果妳想畫正方形，先像這樣
Kimple：然後讓我們繼續畫成立方體
Kimple：這個立方體是三維的
Kimple：現在讓我們放點藉口進去

Chinese: 
我就知道妳會這樣做！
我就知道妳會這樣做！
Kimple：然後讓我們擦掉這個立方體
Kimple：但是藉口仍然存在
我超恨妳的...Kimple...
下次妳們的女孩之夜
妳知道的...妳可以試著...
讓她變好一點嗎？
Kimple：是啊！「好一點」
總是會有個女朋友的朋友會不給你好日子過
總是會有那麼一個的
Kimple：直到我吃到冰淇淋前我都會這麼做的
我會送妳冰淇淋吃的
Kimple：跟我來，哈囉！父親
哈囉！Mr.Kimple，很高興認識你！
Kimple：我可能需要用母語叫醒他
Mr.Kimple：是，吾人之女
Andis：哇喔！
Mr.Kimple：吾觀汝帶友來
Mr.Kimple：旅者，為何而來？
我們來見你的
然後這是我的女朋友Lanfear
這是我的女兒Andis
我叫Joey Bagels

English: 
I KNEW your go- I KNEW you were gonna do i- I knew you were gon- I knew you were gonna do that!
And let's erase this cube, however, the excuse still remains
(Laughter)
I ha- I hate you so much, Kimple
Next girls night out you guys have, you know can ya, can ya try to like get her on the good side of me?
Yeah, "Good Side"
(Laughter)
It's always gotta be one uh- of your girlfriends friends that bust your chops, always. Always gotta be one.
I will do this until I get the ice cream.
I will get your ice cream, I will get it.
Follow me.
Hello, Father
Hello. Mr. Kimple. Nice to meet you, sir.
I might have to wake him up : I use the native language.
Yes, my child?
Wow
Woah...
I see you have brought friends
So travelers, what brings you here?
We came to meet you.. And, um-
I'm here with- this is Lanfear, my girlfriend Lanfear. This is my daughter, Andis, and I am Joey Bagels

Chinese: 
我跟你的女兒是認識很久的朋友
我們來跟你打聲招呼
Mr.Kimple：有幸識君，甚感歡喜
也很高興認識你！
Mr.Kimple：Lanfear...
Mr.Kimple：Joey Bagels...
沒錯，很高興認識你
我們喜歡...這個很藍的地方
我們非常喜歡，這地方真的很藍
藍色是我最愛的顏色
我很喜歡你對顏色的品味！
Mr.Kimple：此有汝所尋之物乎？
不，我們只是...跟你女兒到處閒晃
我們只是想放鬆一下
你...你有玩任何運動嗎？
Mr.Kimple：運動？否
你有什麼喜歡的運動嗎？
像是支持什麼隊伍？
Mr.Kimple：吾不好此事
問他點什麼啊！我想不到話題了！
我愛這個地方，你裝飾得不錯
真是篳門圭窬，蓬戶甕牖。
(譯註：humble abode不是拿來形容別人家的吧喂)
我很喜歡，感謝你讓我們作客！
我們真的非常感謝
Mr.Kimple：此地自天地初生時便存
我相信你，雖然這地方看起來沒那麼古老
Mr.Kimple：此地乃恆久不衰

English: 
I've been friends with your daughter for a long time, so we came to say hi.
It is nice to meet you
You too, sir
Lanfear, Joey Bagels...
That's- that's us, nice to meet you. We like- it's a very blue place we like it it's very, very blue
I- we like it a lot. Blue is my favorite color. I like your choice in- in colors, sir
Is there something you seek?
No, we're just hanging out with your daughter- we were just kinda relaxing, y- do you- do you play any sports?
Sports?
No.
Do you like any sports like- like any teams? (I didn't hear what he says now)
I don't interact
Ask him something, I dunno what to ask- you ask him something!
I love this place, it's very nice- what you've done here.
This is a humble abode, I like it, and thank you for having us. We really appreciate it.
This place has been around from the very start
I believe you it's not like that that antiquey, uh- look.
It is timeless space

English: 
And it's got that timeless look- too, I like it.
Have you been taking care of my child?
We have, a-all three of us, all three of us have. She's very close for all three of us, we're all friends
She has learned a lot
She has, she was my first friend in this game
The first person I met, too, when I first started playing- long time ago.
I know
Thank you, sir. For letting her hang out with all of us, to be friends with us.
Also, what is this "ice cream"?
I- uh- see, there's- um
She won't stop talking about it
There- um-
She's gonna get ice cream- simple as that. That's why she- she's excited
She's gonna get it. I'm gonna get her ice cream. Simple as that, sir. She's gonna get the ice cream. Don't worry
Is the Ice cream destructive?
Destructive, like blow up? Rest assured, sir. I can tell you this, it's not destructive ice cream
The only destruction it's doing is an explosion of taste buds, like destruction of taste buds because it's good ice cream

Chinese: 
它看起來也的確是永恆的，我喜歡
Mr.Kimple：汝有善待吾女耶？
我們三個都有好好照顧你女兒
她是我們三個很親密的朋友
Mr.Kimple：其欲學者尚多
是的，她是我在這遊戲的第一個朋友
也是很久以前我第一次玩時認識的第一個人
Mr.Kimple：吾知
謝謝你，謝謝你讓她跟我們一起玩
還有跟我們當朋友
Mr.Kimple：又，孰為冰淇淋？
我...呃...有種...
Mr.Kimple：其甚欲冰淇淋
她會拿到冰淇淋的，就這麼簡單
這就是為什麼她會這麼興奮
我會送她冰淇淋吃，就這麼簡單了先生
她會吃到冰淇淋的，別擔心
Mr.Kimple：冰淇淋為有害者乎？
有破壞性的？像爆炸那樣？
先生，我可以跟你保證
這冰淇淋絕對沒有破壞性
可以稱得上「破壞」的地方只有讓味蕾爆炸

English: 
That is the only destruction I could think of, really. It's not a bomb, it's-
Taste - a human sensation...
Alright, I could get to your- I could relate to you, sir. It's a timeless feel. How about, how about that?
It's timeless in your mouth sir. Um, it's timeless-
So it is everlasting?
Yes, there you go. It is everlasting, sir. I promise she will have everla- I don't know what say!
Maybe someday, I will have ice cream, too.
We will work on that- we will- we will get your daughter ice cream and we're gonna get you ice cream
See, we're all giving the thumbs up- all of us, the whole family. You got us all we're gonna do it, see?
Is there any questions?
Basically, what we're saying is we love your daughter, she's fantastic, we love you, sir we have no questions.
She needs role-models, guidance.
We will- we will guide her, we will be role models, sir.
I'm scared he's gonna kill me
That's good.
We will make sure we watch over her at all times- not all- not all times

Chinese: 
因為實在太好吃了，這是我唯一能想到跟破壞有關的
真的，那不是炸彈
Mr.Kimple：味，人類之覺
好吧先生，我可以用你的方法解釋
那是一種永恆的感覺，這樣講如何？
在你的嘴裡有一種永恆的感覺
呃...先生，那是...
Mr.Kimple：故其為恆常之？
對！你懂了，它就是永恆持續的
我跟你保證那是永恆...我不知道該說什麼了
Mr.Kimple：或時，吾亦食冰淇淋
我們會為此而努力
我們會送你女兒吃冰淇淋
然後我們也會送你吃冰淇淋
看吧，我們全家都對你比讚
我們一定會請你們吃冰淇淋的
Mr.Kimple：還有事乎？
基本上我們是在說我們很愛你的女兒她人很好然後我們也愛你所以沒別的問題了
Mr.Kimple：其須效賢
Mr.Kimple：引之
我們會當好榜樣指引她的，先生！
我很怕他會殺了我
Mr.Kimple：夫善
我們會確保...隨時都照看著她

English: 
Because sometimes there's other- At all times! At all times!
It is good that she found out good people
We are good people, sir. Thank you. It was a pleasure meeting you
Either continue my slumber
Slumbers well, sir
Take care.
You too, sir. Thank you
And there we go. He's a very nice man. I liked him a lot, absolute gentleman, and he raised a perfect daughter. Just excellent
A good guy. Wow, that was- that was nerve-racking.
Sorry, I can not talk while he's talking
No, no
There is an electrical interference.
Not a problem. Not a problem. Plus w- we wanted-  we wanted to talk to him anyway,
get to know the man who created such a beautiful person such as you Kimple, so it was an honor to meet him
Where did Andis go? I didn't lose- I keep- I- D- I was talking to the dad, I couldn't look at the k-
Andis? I don't think- I don't think our kid was eaten.
Probably went to bed.
Now, I want to say- Kimple, I have to go sleep,
Timelessly just like your father had to go to slumber,

Chinese: 
不是隨時啦...因為有時候會...
隨時！隨時！
Mr.Kimple：吾見善人伴吾女，真乃喜事
我們是好人，謝謝你
能認識你是我的榮幸
Mr.Kimple：吾當睡矣
祝好眠！
Mr.Kimple：保重...
你也是！謝謝你！
Kimple：然後我們該走了
你爸是個很優秀的男人
我喜歡他，一個真正的紳士養了一個完美的女兒
太傑出了！真是個好人
哇喔，剛剛真是太緊張了
Kimple：抱歉我在他講話的時候不能講話
不會
Kimple：會有電磁干擾
完全沒有問題
加上我們想好好跟他聊聊，
知道養出像Kimple妳這麼完美的女兒的人是怎麼樣的
所以能跟他認識真的很榮幸
Andis跑到哪了？
我沒有弄丟...我剛剛在跟她爸講話沒辦法看著孩子！
Andis！我不認為我們的孩子還在這，大概去睡了吧！
Kimple，我要去永眠(?)了
就像妳的父親要沉睡

Chinese: 
我也要去睡覺了
我要感謝妳介紹了這麼棒的男人給我
很高興能認識他
Kimple：那很好
能見到妳永遠是我的榮幸
我會送你冰淇淋吃的，別擔心
而且他會有好吃方面的破壞性
符合人類口味的，好的破壞性
我的天！我以前沒來過這張地圖
這太厲害了！天啊！
我的天！這太棒了！
旁人：下面有蘿莉小隊的成員
而且上面還有蘿莉小隊的標誌
Zero：給她一個NS Switch跟荒野之息，她已經準備好了
就讓她坐在角落玩吧
哦！還有Egg！我的天啊！
是我的兒子！

English: 
I have to go to sleep as well, but I wanted to thank you for introducing. He's a fantastic man
I was very happy to meet him.
That's good.
Always a pleasure seeing you. I will get you that ice cream
Don't worry, and it's gonna be a good destructive- taste wise- like humans, human taste, a good destructive
Oh my god, yo, I've never seen this map, this is insane- Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's so sick. That's amazing!
Oh- my god.
Whole Loli Squad, down below.
Oh my god! That is so sick!
Oh my god-
This is so cute!
This is amazing!
Oh my god and it's got the Loli Squad logo, too- oh my god
Got her a Nintendo Switch- Breath of the Wild, she's all set.
Oh my god, sh- just sit down in the corner and just- hang- oh my god, this is awesome.
OH! it's got Egg, too!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
My kid

English: 
Oh my god and there's with DNA, there's the DNA there's the DNA culprit right here, it's Ozzy
I found where put Ozzy
(Laughter)
Oh my god, this is adorable
Ribbon! I love ribbon. She's adorable. This is so cool. I love the Puppers one. I love it.
Okay, that is awesome, that is awesome.
Wow!
Dude, this is dope!
What?! Oh my god, it's Monika!
Oh my god!
Look at this one, you'll like it.
Let's see
Worst one, ever.
It's the worst one.
Hate that one.
Gimme, gimme- to the trash can. There we go.
(Laughter)
Make sure to subscribe to this beautiful person!

Chinese: 
這就是把我們的DNA亂搞的罪魁禍首，是Ozy
Zero：我知道該把Ozy放到哪了
Ribbon！我喜歡她，她太可愛了
我也很喜歡Puppers
(譯註：#PuppersBestGirl)
這太棒了
什麼？我的天還有Monika的
Rakon：你會喜歡這個的
最爛的一個
最爛的，超討厭那個
「Gimme Gimme」去垃圾桶囉
