-Last time you were here,
in fact,
you were having your second --
-I was knocked up, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-I was pregnant, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-So cute.
-Thank you.
-And now, how old's the baby?
-My daughter's almost 4.
My son's almost 2.
-Wow.
-I know.
Isn't it crazy?
-2 is different, right?
-Well, yeah.
Two kids?
-Two kids.
-Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very different.
I mean, it's --
First of all,
you don't really appreciate
having just one
until you have two.
And then hindsight 20/20,
you're like, "Oof.
One kid was so much easier."
-Are they pals?
Do they play around?
-Yeah.
They're actually good, yes.
My daughter's very sweet to him.
She's actually really nice.
Like, there are times
where she's, like, an a-hole,
but more times than not...
[ Laughter ]
...she's actually
really kind and really generous.
-Oh, it's so cute.
-He's a little bit more,
um, a boy.
-Yes. Exactly right.
Yeah.
Are you watching a lot of
"Paw Patrol" in the house?
-God.
Oh, every night.
-That's all I watch.
-Yeah, all the time.
If there's a treat,
it is "Paw Patrol" time.
"Paw Patrol"
and "Bubble Guppies."
Listen, "Paw Patrol,"
"Bubble Guppies," we are in,
so if you want to send me
some swag, totally cool.
-Wait. What?
[ Laughter ]
Don't come on here and ask them
for "Bubble Guppies" swag.
[ Laughter ]
Might as well.
I mean, dude, have you seen --
-I'll take "Bubble Guppies",
"Paw Patrol," and "Peppa Pig."
[ Laughter ]
Bring it on, Nickelodeon.
-Have you seen --
Have you seen "Paw Patrol Live"?
-Yes, of course.
Yes -- with the pirates,
with the flag.
-Pirates, wave the flag.
Yeah, I did that, too.
-Yeah, we saw it in Iowa, which,
by the way, is really awesome.
-Wow.
-Yeah.
-Do you just travel,
or is Ashton from --
-Family, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Family's in Iowa.
-Yeah. How long --
You and Ashton just
have been married
for three years now?
-We just celebrated our
three-year anniversary.
-Hey, happy anniversary.
We love him.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tell him I said hello, please.
-I will, I will.
-And I think
I talked to him about this.
Do you honeymoon in your RV?
-Oh, yeah.
Have you talked about this?
Do you know the story?
-Well, not on the show.
Backstage, I mean.
-Oh, oh.
Oh, let me tell you, then.
Guys, this is a very long story,
and I'm gonna try to keep it
as short as possible.
-It's a talk show.
Go for it.
[ Laughter ]
We got time.
-I started recording this,
because it became absurd.
But if you've ever seen
the "National Lampoon" movies...
-Yeah.
-...our honeymoon was like
a real-life
"National Lampoon's" honeymoon.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not saying it for a laugh.
We also went honeymooning
with my in-laws.
-Oh, my -- what?
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
-In an RV?
-In an RV that I got my husband
for his birthday.
So, here's what happened.
I made -- I made a boo-boo.
I, for his birthday, was like,
"You know what?
We love RV'ing.
I'm gonna get him, like,
a gift card to..."
You know those RVs that you see
that have, like,
a dog on the side of them?
Like, they're like,
"RV America."
I'm not plugging anything,
but you know what
I'm talking about, right?
-Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
-Okay.
Not the most luxury of RVs
but fine,
and I was like, "Clearly,
this is a great birthday gift."
Gave it to him for his birthday,
not thinking that
my husband's gonna go,
"Oh, that's our honeymoon."
And I was like, "Wait, no!
No, no, no!"
-You're like, "No.
I was thinking about you.
I'm not thinking about not us."
-Yes, this was not a honeymoon.
-"That's your gift."
-He's like, "Honeymoon."
And I was like, "Oh, boy."
So, we're in our, like,
little tin can on wheels,
and my in-laws are in
what my husband coined as, like,
the "Taj Mahal of RVs," okay?
[ Laughter ]
It is, like, a double pop-out.
It's got Jacuzzis --
like, everything.
We, again,
with our 10-month-old,
are in a tin can on wheels.
That's how it starts.
Eight hours into RV trip, and
then, you know, this continues,
our air conditioner breaks
in Bakersfield,
in 110-degree weather.
The whole thing went, "Pop!"
And I went, "What's that sound?"
And then Ashton literally goes,
"Oh, no."
And I was like,
"What could it be?"
It's like midnight,
maybe 110 degrees.
-No.
-RV breaks.
We have to go get
a whole thing fixed.
We almost died on the side
of the road when Apple Maps
took us on a road --
It wasn't a road.
It was a fire road
on the side of a mountain.
We all had to jump out
of the vehicle and walk
for like 3 miles while
my father-in-law drove the van.
And Ashton, like, navigated him
over gigantic boulders,
'cause there had just been
a massive flood.
[ Laughter ]
-Guys, this was, like, day two.
-What?
Then, long story short,
my wonderful, beautiful
mother-in-law
picked the RV parks
that we were staying in,
but didn't --
She didn't use the Internet.
She used, um...books.
[ Laughter ]
And, um, uh...
Don't laugh.
It's not funny.
It's not funny, guys.
-But, like, recent books?
-No.
[ Laughter ]
-Like...
-Like, old travel books?
-Yeah.
-And now,
did these places still exist?
-Well, barely.
[ Laughter ]
I wouldn't -- I'm not gonna
recommend any place to stay.
-Any of the places you went to?
-No.
Well, she's like,
"We'll end in Napa.
It'll be beautiful."
I was like, "You know what?
What could go wrong?"
Let me tell you.
[ Laughter ]
An RV park, not in Napa
but an hour outside of Napa,
with two prisons, okay?
[ Laughter ]
Yes, guys.
That is where our RV trip ended.
And my husband looks at me
and goes, "I quit."
And I was like, "Me too."
-"Me too."
[ Laughter ]
"We're meant for each other.
We're meant for each other.
Let's go!
Let's fly home with the baby."
-Yes.
And that was our honeymoon.
-That is fantastic.
-And three years later,
we really like each other.
-Yeah, you really do.
-Yeah, yeah.
-That's proof.
-Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's proof
that you like each other.
-Yes. That's like --
I'm not kidding you --
a very short version
of really what happened
over six days, and I started
recording everything.
We drank a lot.
-Would you ever...
-Every night.
-...go RV'ing again?
-Yeah, absolutely.
It was fantastic.
-Oh, really?
-I wouldn't --
I would maybe splurge
on a larger RV.
-'Cause I'm -- I'm thinking
about getting into that RV game.
-It's so fun.
-[ Man claps loudly ]
-Yeah.
-That one guy supports...
[ Laughter ]
-There's one guy.
-I don't know why, one guy's
really psyched about me RV'ing.
[ Laughter ]
It was like,
"That sounds awesome, man!"
-Just one guy, though.
-Yeah, one guy.
Everyone else is like,
"We don't care.
[ Laughter ]
-It is really fun, though.
