
English: 
>> I'M SO CONFUSED!
>> OOH, STOP THE PRESSES.
>> MS. ATOLL SWITCHED MY
"NORMAL MAN" COMICS WITH THIS
JAPANESE MANGA, AND NOW I DON'T
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
>> THAT DIFFERS FROM YOUR USUAL
ROUTINE... HOW?
>> WELL, I USUALLY UNDERSTAND
COMIC BOOKS...
OH, MAN, BUT NOW, WITHOUT THEM,
I CAN FEEL MY TENTATIVE GRASP ON
REALITY SLIPPING... SLIPPING...
>> OKAY, LET ME SEE THIS.
OH, I GET IT.
IT DOESN'T READ LEFT TO RIGHT
LIKE OUR BOOKS.
YOU HAVE TO READ IT BACKWARDS,
LIKE A MIRROR IMAGE, SEE?
>> THAT'S HOW I USUALLY
READ THEM.
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW
THIS GIANT ROBOT CAN TURN INTO
AN EVEN BIGGER ROBOT WITHOUT
ADDING ANY MASS TO ITS
SUPERSTRUCTURE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S SO LESS
PLAUSIBLE THAN A MAN GETTING

English: 
SUPERPOWERS AFTER HE GETS BITTEN
BY AN IRRADIATED BUG.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>>> HEY--
>> WHOA!
>> JUST WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
>> ATOLL SIGNEME UP AT A BUNCH
OF FOREIGN SPORTS LEAGUES:
CHINESE-STYLE PING-PONG,
SCOTTISH CABER TOSSING,
AND AUSTRALIAN-RULES FOOTBALL.
>> I HEAR THAT CAN BE
PRETTY ROUGH.
>> TELL ME ABOUT IT!
NO EQUIPMENT, FULL CONTACT...
THOSE GUYS ARE MANIACS.
>> LUCKY YOU GOT OUT ALIVE.
>> UH, I GOT THIS FROM...
PING-PONG.
>> A TINY PLASTIC AIR-FILLED
BALL DID THIS TO YOU?
>> NO, A TINY LITTLE PLASTIC
AIR-FILLED BALL GOING AT ABOUT
500 MILES PER HOUR!
SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS ADAPTING
TO ALL THESE FOREIGN THINGS?
>> OH, I GET IT!
HA-HA.
THEY SUCKED THE MATTER FROM
A PARALLEL DIMENSION CREATED BY
AN ENERGY VORTEX RIFT WHEN THE
FIRST ALIEN INVADERS RIPPED
THROUGH HYPERSPACE IN THEIR
TIME-WARPING ANTIMATTER PODS.
IT'S SO SIMPLE!
>> I'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP

English: 
ON MY FOREIGN DIALECTS.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED ON HOW A FEW
WORDS IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
MAKES YOU SOUND REAL SUAVE.
>> WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US, THEN,
RICO SUAVE?
>> ALL RIGHT.
BONJOUR.
JE M'APPELLE ROGER.
JE NE SUIS PAS UN... GEEK.
MON STYLO EST JAUNE?
BONGIORNO.
ROGERO NO ESTO UN GEEKO.
FRAULEIN!
NEIN GEEKEN, NEIN GEEKEN!
GREAT.
>> VERY SMOOTH.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT.
NOTICE HOW THEY RAN AWAY SO MUCH
SLOWER THAN THEY USUALLY DO?
>> SO WHAT WENT WRONG, CASANOVA?
>> I BLAME GEORGE.
>> WHAT'D I DO?

English: 
OH, THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT
BEING BORN!
SOR-RY!
>> MS. ATOLL?
(loud footsteps)
>> ARE THOSE CLOGS?
>> YEAH, TRADITIONAL FOOTWEAR
IN CERTAIN CORNERS OF EUROPE.
>> THEY DON'T COME IN SUEDE
OR VINYL, DO THEY?
>> NO, PINE OR SPRUCE.
>> AS LONG AS THEY'RE
COMFORTABLE.
>> YEAH... UNFORTUNATELY - OW! -
THEY'RE EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL.
I'VE GOT SPLINTERS IN MY HEELS
AND SAP BETWEEN MY TOES.
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
TO YOURSELF?
>> BECAUSE I'M SIMPLY PROVING
TO MS. ATOLL HOW WONDERFULLY
I CAN EMBRACE FOREIGN CULTURES:
MUSIC, ART, FASHION,
AND FOOTWEAR.
>> WELL, ME TOO.
>> WHAT?
A BELLYDANCER COSTUME?

English: 
>> WELL, IT'S ALL THE THEATRE
CLUB HAD, UNLESS I WANTED TO
DRES UP AS A PIRATE.
ANYWAYS, IT'S VERY MIDDLE EAST.
>> SARAH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
NOBODY DRESSES LIKE THAT IN
THEIR DAY-TO-DAY LIFE.
>> WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYONE
RUNNING AROUND IN WOODEN SHOES
EITHER.
>> SARAH, YOU DON'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND HOW NORTH AMERICAN
FASHION WORKS, LET ALONE WHAT
PEOPLE WEAR AROUND THE WORLD.
>> WELL, YOU GET LOST
AT THE MALL.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIND YOUR
WAY AROUND A WHOLE COUNTRY?
>> THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME, OKAY?
GET OVER IT!
>> OH, FOR 14 HOURS!
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
THERE WILL BE A "SUDDEN DEATH"
GEOGRAPHY QUIZ IN 10 MINUTES.
THE WINNER GETS TO BE UPPER
REDWOOD HIGH'S FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT.
THE LOSER CAN STAY HERE
AND ANNOY ME TO THEIR HEART'S
CONTENT, PROVIDED IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT PROGRAM EVER AGAIN!
>> THERE WE GO...
(laughing)
THE PIDER AND I ARE BONDING.
I TOOK HIM FOR A WALK AROUND
THE SCHOOL.
YOU LIKED THAT, LITTLE BUDDY,

English: 
DIDN'T YOU?
>> OH, MY STOMACH'S IN KNOTS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR.
>> ONE WINS, ONE LOSES.
>> ONE STAYS, ONE GOES.
>> AUGH!
>> SSH!
>> BUT HE BIT ME!
>> NOT NOW, GEORGE.
>> THEY'RE STARTING.
>> IS THIS GOING TO TAKE
LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES?
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> OH, IN THAT CASE,
THIS CAN WAIT.
>> WELL, THE BOYS HAVE
GRACIOUSLY FORFEITED, SO IT'S
DOWN TO YOU LADIES.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ALL THE APPLICATION FORMS WENT
OUT, AND NO ONE OUTSIDE OF YOUR
GROUP APPLIED.
WLL, THIS IS FOR A ONE-WAY
TICKET OUT OF UPPER REDWOOD.
ARE YOU READY?
>> OKAY.
>> SHOOT.
>> WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNAIN
IN THE WORLD?
>> MOUNT EVEREST.
>> WHAT TWO COUNTRIES DOES
IT BORDER?
>> NEPAL AND CHINA.
>> WHAT IS THE LARGEST CLUNTRY
IN THE WORLD?
>> RUSSIA.
>> THE SMALLEST?
>> VATICAN CITY.
>> TWO RIVERS COMPETE FOR
THE LONGEST IN THE WORLD.
NAME THEM.
>> THE NILE...
>> THE AMAZON.
>> WHAT IS THE LARGEST OCEAN?
>> PACIFIC.
>> WHAT IMAGINARY LINE RUNS
AROUND THE HORIZONTAL AXIS
OF THE EARTH?
>> OH, I KNOW THAT ONE!
YES!
>> MORGAN?

English: 
>> UM... ECUADOR?
>> SARAH?
>> THE EQUATOR!
>> WELL, SARAH LEE,
ON RARE OCCASIONS, IT'S BEEN
A PLEASURE KNOWING YOU.
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO WISH YOU
BON VOYAGE.
>> I WON, I WON, I WON!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, SARAH.
>> WAY TO GO, BUD.
>> YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS,
REALLY.
(hissing)
WHOA, I'D STAY HERE AND --
(choking)
CELEBRATE WITH YOU, BUT I THINK
I REALLY CAN USE A SHOT OF
A-A-ANTI-VENOM IN THE NEXT, OH,
ONE MINUTE AND TH-TH-THIRTY-SIX
SECONDS.

Spanish: 
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English: 
>> YOU THREW THE CONTEST.
>> WHO, ME?
>> YEAH, YOU.
YOU KNEW THE ANSWER TO THAT,
EASY.
>> WELL, IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED
MY MIND.
>> AND I WONDER WHY THAT IS.
>> BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME THAT SARAH'S EVER EXPRESSED
AN INTEREST IN BROADENING HER
HORIZONS.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THAT
AWAY FROM HER.
I'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD ONE DAY,
I KNOW, 'CAUSE I'LL ALWAYS BE
INTERESTED IN THAT, BUT SARAH,
I JUST WANTED TO GET HER OUT
THERE BEFORE THIS SUBURBANITE
MALL CULTURE SWALLOWS HER WHOLE.
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE
STICKING AROUND A LITTLE WHILE
LONGER.
I WOULD HAVE MISSED YOU.
>> REALLY?
>> SOMETHING HAIRY JUST RAN
OVER MY HAND.
>> MINE TOO.

English: 
SPIDER'S LOOSE!
>> GEORGE MENTIONED...
>> OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY
BUG SPRAY HANDY?
>> I'M FRESH OUT.
>> OKAY THEN, SLOW AND CALM.
>> HEAD FOR THE DOOR.
>> ON THE COUNT OF THREE, READY?
>> ONE...
