Hey guys, it's Matthew J back to my channel up. Do you guys remember
This video I can't go in the real world for like three years
You can audition not like 20, but like who the fuck wants to audition for robot at 20 like you can drink not anymore
So this story happened?
Literally last weekend. So me and my friend went out to this
Bar we left that place because it was kind of dead. So we went to this other place. It was definitely more
Popping there was like hella people there a live band. It was cool. Whatever
So like we get up we get up to the bar
We sit down what order our drinks whatever I'm like you guess. We found a joke place like I'm ready to get into it
I'm ready to start the night
we just like had a couple drinks and at this point I was like feigning so I was like
Okay, I need to go outside and I need to smoke a cigarette. So I go outside. I smoke my mother cigarette and
After like two minutes of being outside, my friend and I are just talking at this point
were a little tipsy and
this guy
Who I think had literally just like sing a song or something
um came outside to smoke or whatever and he was like talking about
These girls or whatever but like he wasn't really into it
So then like it was not even paying attention at this point cuz like me and my friend were talking
He was like being kind of flirty but I like didn't think anything of it cuz I thought he was just like a little drunk
Like who cares whatever
So me and my friend like finish our cigarette like we go back inside. We like have a couple drinks, whatever and
we're chilling and
At this point I'm like blackout drunk. There is no tomorrow
I
Go outside for a smoke and
This guy like before I even like right like a right as I'm about to leave the door
Like open the door to like go outside
the guy attacked me on the shoulder and like at this point like everybody like I'm here and
everybody is like here so they can like see this at this point and I'm like
So I just like nod and then I just like go outside two seconds. Later
he follows me outside and he says looks like we're on the same smoking schedule and I was just like
sure, and
Because like I'm not like rude like I'm not gonna be like
Rude to somebody who like doesn't deserve it hasn't done anything
to like
warrant me being routine and I'm saying like I'm just like appeasing him at this point, but then he like
And then like out of nowhere he says do you want me to sing you a song
and at this point I'm like blackout drunk like I don't even
Know what's going on? I'm just like I'm just like wait away
He says you want me to sing him a song and I was just like oh
Sure, he's like, okay, you know any Frank Sinatra and like the only song that way comes into my head
is a witchcraft I like that as at this point is like
Serenading me
outside of this bar
I'm blackout drunk and I you just I don't know and so
He finishes his song and he's like talking about whatever like he's like hitting me with all these one-liners
because I was so I
Had forgotten that most guys like would assume that I'm like a chick outside like in public or whatever
so I
Say to him in my drunken stupor
wait, you know, I'm a dude, right and he goes
You know and he like literally
like, you know that like bashful kind of like awkward like, um dance away people do like, you know,
he like literally did that and
gets into his uber
And so during all of this he had given me his number. But like I was just it's I
Don't know it was a shit show so that's pretty much it for this week's video
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