*High five sound effect*
Bob: What am I doing here?
Jack: OK.
Bob: We're in a match.
Jack: are you making a little *Burp burp*
...
Bob: I sound like a... (Interupted)
Bob: Like a busted ass helicopter
*Both laugh*
Jack: You do or like a little mini chopper
Real nice video mate (COMMENCE SINGING)
Bob: mla mla mla mla mla
Bob: me ne ne
Bob: rew
Bob: rew
Jack: Mine doesn't sound too cool either
Jack: My car looks nice though
JACK: AND I'M A SHARK!!
 
Bob: I like my grabby hands
Bob: I'm all about these grabby hands
Jack: Cut- Imma cut through these people
Bob: OH
Bob: Oh man this is the level with the side shelves
Jack: Yeah I hate this S*it!
Jack: Ergh
Jack: And now we don't have rumble mode
Jack: Ooooooohhhh no
Jack: So I can't grapple to anything
Bob: Oh no!
Jack: Ooooh
Jack: I don't know how to turn and hit things really well
* laughing*
Jack: I'm a terrible goalie
Jack: Uh
Bob: You got 'em
JACK:FUCK
*Jack Laugh*
Bob: 1V1 him?
Bob: 1V1 him bro
Jack: I wanna fight him in real life
Jack: But he won't let me
Bob: Ima score
Bob: No I'm not
*Jack laughs *
Bob: Got ahead of myself.
Jakc:in case you didn't hear that
that was heheheh
Bob: *laughs at studied *
*Both laughs*
Bob: You okay?
Jack:  I'm doing good!
JACK: AHH!
Jack:You got it?
Jack: OOWW!
Jack: That hit me, you son-of-a-b*tch!
Bob: *laughs*
Bob: Jack?
Bob: You wanna hit the ball?
Jack: AAHH! Heheh
Bob: Oh dear!
Bob: Oh goodness!
Jack: Fu*k
Bob: Oh gosh
Jack: Fuuuu*k
Muyskerm: Oh jeez
Bob: Welp
Bob: Oh wow
Jack: *groans* that was...
Jack:...bad...
Jack:I'm not giving you a nice shot
Jack:fuck you
Bob: *laughs*
Bob: Hey, we did not warm up at all
Jack: *growls*
Jack:I suck at being able to, like,
Jack: turn at a moment's notice
Jack: like, on the spot.
Jack: Even though all I have to do is tur-
Bob: I got-
Bob: I got all the-
Bob: I got all the spot-turning we're gonna need
Bob: You just-
Bob: You just blast-ass at 'em
Bob: Okay?
Jack: Blast....
Jack: ...Ass...
Jack: Got it!
Bob: There ya go
Bob: Good work
Bob: Good work
Jack: GOT it
Bob: Ass-blast it
Jack: So, you have to think ahead-
Jack: AHH FUCK
Bob: *evil giggles*
Jack: You got it?
Bob: *evil giggles*
Jack: Oo ok
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: You have to think ahead
Jack: This is a-
Jack: This is gonna be a nice, chill game.
Jack: No one's going to freak-
OUUUT!!
Jack: No one's gonna score goals on us
again...
Jack: I'm in-goal
Jack: I got it
Bob: Woohoo!
Jack: Ohhhhhh
Bob: And I'm running to stop
Bob: setting it up
Bob: for them
Jack: Yes, very close.
Jack: My ball!
Bob: Yeah, blast-ass!
Bob: Blast-ass!
Jack: OHH YESS
WOO!
Jack: It's coming around!
Bob: Continue blasting-ass!
Jack: EH HAHA *evils*
Jack:Go!
JackYEAH
HAHAAA!!
Jack:DOUBLE TEAM!
Bob: That's the kind of thing I'm talking about
Jack: Nice!
*celebrating*
Bob: *laughs*
Bob: Are you doing the goal dance again?
Jack: I was doing something
Jack: I dunno if you can call it dancing
Jack: What was your one last time?
cuz I didn't get to see your video
Bob: I was just, like,
Bob: flailing my entire body... madly
Bob: Remember how it sounded
Bob: like I was like having trouble talking?
Jack: Yeah
Bob: It's because I was
Bob: literally moving myself
Bob: as much as I could
Jack: *laughs*
Jack: I was just doing, like, a Mexican wave
Bob: Yeah, I saw yours
Bob: I watched-
Bob: I watched because I was intrigued
Jack: *giggles*
Bob: Oh, this one's going in
Jack: Nice, Bobert!
Jack: Oh
Jack: I might be able to double!
Jack: YEAH GO IN!
Jack:bout-hi-t
No!
Jack: *groans*
Jack: That were all the suck!
Bob: That was frustrating
Jack: YAPOOSHK
Bob: I'm trying to be chill
Bob: I'm trying to keep it low-key
Jack:Oo yay  Bob: Low
Jack: Chill
Jack: I forgot :D
*Russian accent* EVERYBODY CHILL!
Jack: Your ball!
Jack: Oh NO!! Bob: Ice
NO NO NO NO!
Jack:No!
Jack:I dunno what to do!
Jack: *laughs it out*
Jack:GET OUT!
Bob: You got it
Jack: God!
Jack: I'm terrible at this gam-
Jack: I love how people in the comments always go,
Jack:"Man, they're bad at thisss." *poking at comments*
Jack: like, yeeaaah...
Jack: Wwe're- re
Jack: We're pretty bad
Jack: *laughs it out*
Bob: Is anyone good at this?
Bob: I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible
Jack: Yah
Jack: No one's good at this
Jack: not even the professionals
Bob: No one plays this game very well
Jack: I missed it
Bob: *grunts*
Bob: Jeezums
Jack: *screeches*
Jack: MISSED IT!
Bob: I thought you were gonna hit it!
Bob: Ahhhh....
Jack: I was supposed to have it
but I didn't have it
Ohh noo
watch-
weee~
Bob: *laughs it out*
Bob: You know what?
Bob: It was close enough
Jack: Shit when RIGHT over me
Yeah, you fucking got it, buddy
Jack: Oh, my little turbines on the back
turn as I turn
Jack: They go left and right-
That's so cool!
Bob: Yeah, that's what's-
Bob: That's what's steering you, man
Jack: Except, the wheels are moving as well
Bob: No, that's what's steering you, man
Jack: We wanna be underwater!
Bob: Yeah seriously, I sort of figure
Bob: there would be an option to, like-
Jack: There you go! Bob: Yees
Good job, Bob! Bob:Yees
Jack: That was all me
I helped!
Bob: Good excellent!
Jack: *weird laugh*
Jack: OOOHH
Jack: Crap
Jack:That would've been a fantastic goal
Jack:and everyone would've sucked my dick
Bob: uhh...
Jack: HA HA Fuck you!!
Bob: Fuck you
Bob: Do I have to..?
Jack: *screeches*
Jack: We both missed it
Bob: That's not good at all
Jack: I MISSED IT AGAIN! (Jack you're awesome at this game *cough*cough*)
Jack: Noo! Get out of here you fucks!
Bob: Safe Jack: Noo! Go, Go, Go
Bob: Trolls  Jack: Ooo
Jack: OH god how did i do that, * giggles* Bob: its happening
Bob: Ah damn
Jack: it coming up oo Bob: crannk
Jack: OO shit balls
Jack: overtime ooo Bob: yall
Jack: we can do it, I believe..us Bob: oo
Jack: I believe in, I believe in us
Bob: wrong game?? Jack: You more then me
Jack:But as a collective,
Bob: i believe in a thing called love
Jack:i would say listen to the rythym in my heart but...
Jack:MY HEART IS DEAD INSIDE RIGHT NOW
Jack: AHHHH I got ba- I got fucking Nooooo Bob: Noooo
Jack: He did like the pit maneuver on me and spun me around.
Jack: Then i couldn't get back on time
Jack: Skip that shit Bob: ugh
