
English: 
This video is sponsored by Loot PETS, the
monthly subscription service for pets and the people that love them.
Greetings, and welcome to Earthling Cinema. I am your host, Garyx Wormuloid.
This week’s artifact is Guardians of the Galaxy —
overachieving stepchild of the Marble Universe and proud father of the enduring genre known as
“milk every obscure piece of intellectual property for franchise potential, even if it kills us.”
Which, as we all know, it did.
The film follows an Earthling named Peter Quill,
who is too busy jamming out to Spotify Preem to notice his mother is dead.
Another thing he doesn’t notice is the ship full of space pirates
that comes to abduct him for no apparent reason.
Smash cut to one score and six years later, and Quill is something of a space pirate himself —
stealing paperweights and whatnot.
He tries to sell the paperweight, but there’s a bounty on his head, and before he knows it,

Korean: 
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아버지를 자랑스럽게 했죠, "모든 알려지지 않은 지적소유물의 잠재력을 짜내라,
그게 우릴 죽일지라도"로 알려진 장르의 아버지말에요. 우리 모두가 알듯, 해냈죠.
영화는 피터 퀼이라는 지구인에 의해 전개됩니다. Spotify Preem에 너무 심취한 나머지
엄마가 죽는 것도 모르는 아이죠. 또 한 가지, 그는 우주해적선이
아무런 이유 없이 그를 납치하는 걸 눈치채지 못하네요.
6년 후, 퀼은 문진(종이누르는것)인지 뭔지 하는 걸 훔치는 우주해적 비스무리한 게 되버립니다.
그는 문진을 팔려고 하지만, 그의 목에 현상금이 걸려있고, 그래서

Dutch: 
Deze video is gesponsord door Loot PETS, een maandelijks abonnement voor huisdieren
en de mensen die van ze houden.
Gegroet, en welkom bij Earthling Cinema. 
Ik ben uw presentator, Garyx Wormuloid.
Het artifact van deze week is Guardians of the Galaxy; 
een streber in de Marvel franchise
en voorvader van een voortdurend filmgenre: 
"knijp elk obscuur stukje intellectueel eigendom uit
...voor de franchise, ook al wordt het ons einde."
en - zoals we weten - dat werd het ook.
De film gaat over aardman Peter Quill 
die te druk is met spotify premium luisteren.
Hij merkt niet op dat zijn moeder dood is.
Ook merkt hij niet op...
...het schip met ruimtepiraten, 
die hem om onbekende reden ontvoeren.
Een sprong in de tijd. Quill is nu zelf een soort ruimtepiraat en steelt presse-papiers enzo.
Hij probeert de presse-papier te verkopen,
maar er staat een prijs op zijn hoofd.

English: 
he’s being attacked by a raccoon named Rocket, a tree named Groot, and a sexy gremlin named Gamora.
The fight ends when they all get abducted by the circus.
Once in the circus, a skinless carnie named Drax tries to shiv Gamora,
because she’s like this with some goth guy named Ronan, who killed his family.
But it turns out Gamora is more like this with Ronan,
so Quill uses his human powers of butting into other people’s business
to suggest she help Drax bring Ronan down instead of getting killed.
They escape to go try to sell the paperweight again, since that worked so well the first time.
They travel to a giant head in the sky, which Earth poets called the “man on the moon."
There, they meet the Architect — I mean, the Collector.
He opens the paperweight and finds an Infinity Stone,
also known as the same MacGuffin that’s in every other Marble movie.
As the Wild Thornberrys once said, handle
with care.
To keep things moving along, Ronan arrives and steals the paperweight back.
Gamora’s ship gets blowed up, and she floats in space for a bit,

Dutch: 
Hij wordt opeens aangevallen door een wasbeer genaamd Rocket, een boom genaamd Groot, en...
...een sexy gremlin genaamd Gamora. Het gevecht eindigt als ze worden meegenomen door het circus.
Eenmaal in het circus probeert Drax, een huidloze kermisklant, Gamorra te prikken
omdat ze zo is met een goth genaamd Ronan, die zijn familie vermoord heeft.
Zij is echter zo met Ronan. Dus gebruikt Quill zijn vermogen om zich te bemoeien met andermans zaken,
en stelt voor dat ze Dax helpt om Ronan te verslaan en in plaats van vermoord te worden.
Ze ontsnappen en proberen de presse-papier te verkopen want dat ging eerst ook al zo goed.
Ze reizen naar een kolossaal hoofd, dat aardse dichters de 'man on the moon' noemde.
Hier ontmoeten ze de Architect, ik bedoel de Collector. Hij opent de presse-papier en vindt...
...een Oneindigheidssteen, hetzelfde plotpunt als in elke andere 'Marble'-film/
Zoals de Wild Thornberrys eens zeiden: 
ga er voorzichtig mee om.
Om de boel in beweging te houden, verschijnt Ronan, 
en hij jat de presse-papier weer terug.
Gamora's schip wordt opgeblazen. 
Zij drijft een beetje rond in de ruimte.

Korean: 
그는 로켓이라는 너구리 한 마리와, 그루트라는 나무, 그리고
가모라라는 섹시 그렘린에게 공격받습니다. 그들이 모두 서커스에 의해 납치될 때야 싸움이 끝나게 됩니다.
서커스 안에서 껍질 벗긴 고기같은 드랙이라는 사람을 만나는데, 그는 가모라를 공격합니다.
왜냐하면 그녀는 그의 가족을 죽인 로난이라는 고스남자와 닮았거든요.
그러나 가모라도 알고보니 로난의 적이었고, 그래서 퀼은 인간의 능력인 '오지랖'을 발휘해
드랙이 로난을 쓰러트리도록 그녀가 도와줄 것을 제안합니다. 죽임을 당하는 대신에요.
그들은 탈출을 하고, 다시 한 번 문진을 팔려고 노력합니다. 왜냐면 맨 처음엔 잘 먹혔거든요.
그들은 하늘에 떠다니는 거대한 머리, 지구의 시인이 말하는 "달 속 남자"로 여행을 떠납니다.
그들은 아키텍트를, 아니 콜렉터를 만나게 됩니다. 그는 문진을 열고
인피니티 스톤을 찾습니다. 인피니티 스톤, 모든 마블 영화의 낚시소재로 잘 알려져있죠.
갈갈이 찢겨진 열매가 된 이 소녀가 말해줬던 것처럼, 조심히 다뤄야 합니다.
이야기 진행을 위해 로난이 도착을 하고 다시 문진을 훔쳐갑니다.
가모라의 배는 터졌고, 그녀는 잠시 우주에 떠다니게 됩니다. 그리고 다른 사람이 그의 물건을

English: 
and even though Quill hates letting other people borrow his stuff, he lends her his favorite air helmet.
As a last resort, they contact the only people they know who have a car: these donks.
Ronan puts the Infinity Stone in his hammer,
giving him the first and only super powerful hammer in cinematic history.
The space pirates and the space police try to surround the bad guy ship like so many pigs in so many blankets,
but this little piggy wants to go to market.
So, Rocket cries roast beef, and they all go wee wee wee all the way to whatever planet they crash on.
Groot keeps everyone safe inside a wicker basket,
but gets destroyed by his increasingly complicated identity issues.
"We are Groot."
Quill teaches Ronan how to nae nae, then takes the Infinity Stone as his instructor fee.
And, in a stunning twist, it doesn’t destroy him, because of the power of handholding.
The space police give all the main characters a full pardon,
"Thank you."
and Groot reincarnates himself
as an inflatable dancing man for a used car lot.

Dutch: 
Ondanks dat Quill nooit iets uitleent,
leent hij haar zijn favoriete luchthelm.
In nood, roepen ze de enige lui op met een auto. 
Deze sukkels.
Ronan stopt de Oneindigheidssteen in zijn hamer. 
Dit geeft hem de eerste en enige superkrachtige hamer
in de filmgeschiedenis. 
De ruimtepiraten en ruimtepolitie proberen
de slechterik te omsingelen als een rollade. 
Maar dit varkentje wil wat anders.
Dus schreeuwt Rocket rosbief en storten ze naar op een of andere planeet.
Groot beschermt iedereen in een rieten mand.
Maar zijn ondergang komt door
zijn steeds complexere identiteitsproblemen.
Quill leert Ronan de Nay Nay, en neemt de oneindigheidssteen als beloning.
Verrassend genoeg wordt hij niet vernietigd 
vanwege de kracht van handjes vasthouden.
De ruimtepolitie pardonneert alle hoofdpersonen, 
en Groot komt terug als een
opblaasbare dansende pop 
voor de parkeerplaats van occasion- dealers.

Korean: 
빌려가는 걸 싫어하는 퀼이 가모라에게 가장 좋아하는 헬멧을 빌려줍니다.
최후의 수단으로, 그들은 자동차가 있는 사람들만 연락을 합니다. 이 당나귀들이요.
로난은 인피니티 스톤을 그의 망치에 박아넣음으로써 본인에게 처음이자 유일한 슈퍼파워를 선사합니다.
우주해적과 우주경찰은 이 나쁜놈의 배를 포위하려고 합니다.
마치 너무나 많은 담요 속 너무나 많은 돼지들처럼요. (pig in the blanket=소시지빵) 그러나 이 작은 돼지는 마켓에 가고 싶어 합니다.
그래서 로켓은 구운 고기를 외치고, 그들은 걍 신나서 어디에든지 박아버립니다.
그루트는 다른 사람들을 지켜줬지만, 정작 그 자신은 부숴져버렸습니다.
 
퀼은 로난에게 NayNay 추는 법을 알려주고, 인피니티 스톤을 강습료로 받아갑니다.
그리고 폭풍 속에서, 그것은 그를 파괴하지 않았는데요, 왜냐하면 모두들 손을 잡고 있었기 때문이죠.
우주경찰은 모든 메인캐릭터에게 감사를 표했고, 그루트는 환생합니다.
중고자동차샵 앞에서 자주 보이는 춤추는 바람풍선으로요.

Dutch: 
De film is doordrenkt met leed.
Dan heb ik het niet alleen over de
...plot holes. 
Bijna alle personages hebben verschrikkingen gekend.
Quill's moeder sterft aan ziekte; 
Drax' familie is vermoord door Ronan;
Gamora's ouders zijn gedood door Thanos. 
Rocket wordt geplaagd door een speciaal soort angst,
bekend als Frankenstein's ziekte. 
Ook Ronan is een ijverige extremist geworden,
nadat zijn ras bijna uitgestorven is; 
net als eerder de Galapagos schildpad.
Maar, ondanks deze akelige realiteit, houdt de film een vrolijke toon aan.
Door de soundtrack, een verzameling van liedjes uit de jaren 70 en 80, vooral van de aarde.
Deze klassiekers veranderen een duistere grot in een nachtclub, en een onmenselijke martelscene...
...in een nachtclub. 
Quill's meest dierbare bezit is zijn coole mix-tape.
Zoals Quill zegt: dansen is "het beste wat er is." 
Hij heeft duidelijk nooit geluisterd naar...

English: 
Guardians of the Galaxy is a film permeated by tragedy, and I’m not just talkin' about plot holes.
Nearly all of the film’s main characters have experienced horrible misfortune —
Quill’s mother dies of disease, Drax’s family was murdered by Ronan,
Gamora’s parents were killed by Thanos,
and Rocket is plagued by a special kind of existential angst known as Frankenstein’s Disease.
"I didn't ask to get made. I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together, over and over,
and turned into some little monster."
Ronan, too, is pushed to radical zealotry after witnessing his entire race near extinction,
just as the Galápagos tortoise was before him.
Yet despite the film’s grim reality,
Guardians of the Galaxy maintains a cheerful tone by way of its soundtrack:
an assortment of 1970s and 80s songs primarily from Earth.
These classic jams transform a spooky cave into a nightclub
and an inhumane torture scene into a nightclub.
Quill’s most prized possession is his Awesome Mix Tape, because as Quill says,
dancing is “the greatest thing there is.”
"It's the greatest thing there is."

Korean: 
가디언즈 오브 갤럭시는 비극이 스며든 영화입니다. 영화에 구멍이 있다는 소리가 아니라,
영화 속 모든 메인캐릭터가 불운을 경험 해왔기 때문입니다.
퀼의 엄마는 병으로 죽었고, 드랙의 가족들은 로난에 의해 살해당했고,
가모라의 부모님은 타노스에 의해 살해당했고, 로켓은 “프랑켄슈타인병”이라고 알려진
특별한 일종의 불안에 고통을 받죠.
로난 또한 그의 종족 전체가 멸망에 가까워지는 것을 목격한 후 철저한 열성을 가지도록 압박을 갖습니다.
이렇게 영화의 암울한 현실에도 불구하고, 가디언즈 오브 갤럭시는 밝은 톤을 유지합니다.
바로 사운드트랙을 이용해서요. 1970년대와 80년대의 지구에서 온 노래들의 모음이죠.
이 고전적인 음악들은 으스스한 동굴을 나이트클럽으로 바꿔버립니다. 그리고 비인간적인 고문장면을,
또한 나이트클럽으로 바꿔버리죠. 퀼의 소중한 것들의 대부분은 그의 멋진 믹스테잎입니다. 왜냐하면 퀼의 말하길
춤은 “여기에 있는 것 중 가장 위대한 것”이니까요.

Korean: 
그가 최신에 나온 Ryglar와 Kravdalians를 듣지 않는 건 정말 현명한 짓인 것 같네요.
이런 바보 같은 태도는 또한 이 영화 장르 자체를 코미디로 바꿔버립니다. 만약 한 장면이
아주 심각해질 것 같으면 경박한 순간을 집어넣어 그 심각함을 약화시킵니다. 온 우주가
웃어야만 한다고 명시하면서 말이죠. 이렇게요. 하.하.하.
퀼이 드라마틱하게 엄청난 힘의 상징인 문진을 보여줄 때,
그는 그걸 떨어트립니다. 마치 그건 그저 종이가 날라가지 않도록 잡아두는 공에 불과하다는 듯이 말이에요.
후에 가디언즈가 자신을 희생해야 한다는 가슴 아픈 사실을 나눌 때,
로켓이 그들 모두가 일어서 있다는 사실에 머저리만이 할 일이라고 코멘트를 달죠.
로켓: 머저리 한 무리가 둥글게 서 있군. /그러나 만약 건방진 태도가 영화가 비극을 모면하기 위한 시도라면,
우정은 장기적인 해결책입니다.
드랙: 다시 갖게 되니 기쁘군. 친구말야.

Dutch: 
...het late werk van Ryglar en de Kravdavlians.
Deze frivole houding komt ook terug in de komedie. 
Als een scene te serieus dreigt te worden,
dan wordt dat vaak onderuit gehaald door een licht moment.
Dit duidt op een kosmische behoefte om pijn weg te lachen. Net als dit: ha ha ha
Als Quill op dramatische wijze de presse-papier toont als een symbool van macht,
laat hij het vallen, alsof het maar een balletje is 
dat papier tegen wind beschermt.
Als de Guardians zich vol aplomb realiseren dat ze zichzelf gaan opofferen,
merkt Rocket op dat ze allemaal staan, 
iets dat alleen eikels doen.
Maar de lichtvaardige houding is een poging om de tragedie af te houden.
Vriendschap is de langdurige oplossing.
 

English: 
Clearly, he’s never listened to any late-period Ryglar and the Kravdavlians.
This frivolous attitude also manifests itself in the film’s comedy.
If a scene approaches potentially toxic levels of seriousness, it is often undercut by a moment of levity,
"I like your knife. I'm keeping it." 
"That was my favorite knife."
indicating a cosmic need to laugh away the pain.
Like this: ha, ha, ha.
When Quill dramatically displays the paperweight as a symbol of significant power, he drops it,
as if it were nothing more than a little ball to keep papers from blowing away.
Later, when the Guardians share a poignant realization of their impending self-sacrifice,
"I will be grateful to die among my friends."
Rocket comments on the fact that they’re all standing up, something only jackasses do.
"Buncha jackasses standing in a circle."
But if a flippant attitude is the film’s attempt to deflect tragedy, friendship is its long-term solution.
"It is pleasing to once again have friends."

Korean: 
우주경찰은 각각 합체함으로써 무리 이상의 것이 될 수 있습니다. K’nex-지구 아이들이 친구와 가지고 노는 장난감-를 상기시키네요.
그리고 우리의 영웅들도 고통을 견디고 폭력의 굴레를 끊기 위해 비슷한 전략을 사용하는데,
그들은 힘을 합쳐 캡틴 제닛(누구지?)을 호출합니다.
보시는 바와 같이 암울하고 폭력적인 우주와 맞서는 것에
두 개의 선택지가 있습니다. 그것이 당신을 사로잡도록 놔두고 복수를 갈망하거나,
혹은 친구들과 웃어재끼는 것입니다. 저요? 전 항상 전자를 택합니다.(위협)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dutch: 
De ruimtepolitie overstijgt zichzelf door samen te ballen, net als K'Nex.
Een aards kinderspel gespeeld door vrienden. 
De helden gebruiken een zelfde tactiek
om pijn te verduren en de geweldspiraal te verbreken. 
Door krachten te bundelen, roepen ze Kapitein Janet op.
Kijk, als het gaat om de verschrikkingen van een somber en geweldadig universum,
heb je twee opties: je kan het je laten opeten en wraak zoeken, óf je kan het weglachen met vrienden.
Ik? Ik zal het eerste kiezen, altijd.
Voor Earthling Cinema, ik ben Garyx Wormuloid.
Versier je hondjeszembad met glorieuze glorie met de PETS krat van deze maand: thema dood.
Leuke items: the Walking Dead, Deadpool en meer voor je puppy.
Je hebt tot februari de 19de om te abonneren en de krat van die maand te krijgen.
 
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English: 
The space police are able to become more than the sum of their parts by linking up, evoking K’Nex,
an Earth children’s game played amongst friends.
And our heroes use a similar tactic to endure pain,
break the cycle of violence, and by their powers combined, summon Captain Janet.
You see, when it comes to confronting the horrors of a bleak and violent universe, there are two options:
you can either let it consume you and seek vengeance, or you can laugh it off with friends.
Me?
I choose the former every time.
For Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx Wormuloid.
