- [Voiceover] Hello, love.
Bellatrix Lestrange here
to teach you how to go from
looking like a filthy half-blood
to a fabulous, pure-blood
Death Eater, like myself.
(cackles)
First thing, love,
you'll want to start out
with the lightest foundation you can find.
My skin, after all, is pure as
my blood, and light as snow.
So smudge that light
foundation all over your face,
and don't forget your neck and chest area.
Really, any bit of skin
that's going to be revealed.
(laughs)
Then blend that all in
using a beauty blender,
or a brush of your choice,
or just your fingers.
And don't forget to get your ears, love,
you don't want to have
surprisingly dark ears
compared to your face, now do you?
Cover up any trouble spots still showing,
using some light concealer,
and then blend it all in.
Then throw on another
layer of white foundation
for extra paleness.
Then set it all using translucent powder.
Be sure to blend it in real well.
You don't want to end up
looking like Mrs. Lovett.
Then grab a light brown eyeshadow,
smudge it all over your
eyelids, and blend it in.
Just like that, love.
Then grab a darker brown eyeshadow,
and draw little fenceposts
around your eyeballs.
Then that's right, love,
just blend it in again.
Then go ahead and sweep
some of that dark brown
right under your eyelid.
Then take a black eyeshadow,
and sweep it along your top lashes,
focusing on the outer corner of your eye.
Use some black eyeliner
across your upper lashline,
then set it and smudge it a bit,
using some black eye shadow.
If you don't know the
lash extension charm,
just go 'head and throw on
some Muggle false eyelashes,
but be sure to blend them
with your real lashes,
using some black mascara,
so that no one can tell you're
using a filthy Muggle prop.
And don't forget your lower lashes, love.
Next grab a light brown eyeshadow,
and outline the bridge of your nose.
Now go ahead and outline the hollows
of your cheeks and your temple.
Now you're startin' to look a bit crazy,
but what else is new?
Blend your contours down
away from the high points of your face
using a variety of brushes.
Now that your face is
looking nice and sharp,
let's get those eyebrows to match.
Using some dark brown eyeshadow or pencil,
sketch out some nice arced eybrows,
making them a bit thicker
towards the front.
I suggest using some
light brown eyeshadow,
to draw some bags under your eyes,
because that's just
what 15 years of Azkaban
does to you, love.
For extra effect, dab
on some pinky-purple,
and go ahead and add that pinky-purple
to the crease of your eyelid.
Next, unless you already have
fabulously flared nostrils like me,
I suggest using some black eyeshadow
to add a little point and an edge to it.
Next draw on some big rounded lips
using a medium berry color.
You could go a bit darker with
this if you really wanted,
but usually I don't even wear lipstick.
Next you're gonna muss up your teeth,
because who has time for the dentist,
when there's so many
Mudbloods to exterminate?
Sorry, love, got a bit excited there.
Anyway, so you want to dry
off your teeth with a tissue,
and draw on some cracks and
gunk with waterproof eyeliner.
Yes, black tooth makeup would
be much better for this,
but you make do with what you have, love.
Use some Petroleum Jelly to
seal it in as best you can,
and now you've got a
fabulously wicked smile.
All that's left now is a
fabulous, dark, curly wig,
and some dried shampoo to
give you that nice grey touch.
And there you go, love.
You look positively wicked.
- He knows how to play,
itty, bitty,
baby Potter.
(laughs)
(Disapparates)
(organ holds out note)
