
English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(party music / talking)
Then I said: Women? Can't live with 'em...
(awkward silence)
Because of the restraining order.
(laughing)
(Dean laughs)
Hey Dean! Great party!
Thanks man! What do you think of the stripper?
Sexy Cop.
Tom: Yeah, weird choice for a birthday party, but...
What's wrong? She not your type?
No, no. It's just do you think she might be
acting a little weird?
(aggressive patting)
Stripper: Spread em!
What do you mean?
Tom: Well, it's just... She's only dancing with Tre.
She's just giving him a lap dance.
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! Stripper: WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?!
That's vewy nice. Ooo!
Well, yeah that just seems curious.
Tre! Come here!

English: 
(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(Funky Party Sex Music)
Then I said: Women? Can't live with 'em...
(I wonder what the punchline will be? Hope it doesn't subvert my expectations)
Because of the restraining order.
(Forced laughter)
(A tiny bit of Dean died and flew out of his mouth)
Hey Dean! Great party!
Thanks man! What do you think of the stripper?
Sexy Cop.
Yeah, weird choice for a birthday party, but...
What's wrong? She not your type?
No, no. It's just do you think she might be
acting a little weird?
(Erotic patting) Spread em!
What do you mean?
Well, it's just... She's only dancing with Tre.
She's just giving him a lap dance.
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?!
That's vewy nice. Ooo!
(Oh my god she's gonna suck his finger like a di-
Ooo! Subversion of expectations... Comedy joke)
Well, yeah that just seems curious.
Tre! Come here!
(He comes here)

English: 
Hey guys!
So, Tom here thinks that Crystal is being "weird".
Hey again!
No, pretty normal.
See!
Is that a gun in your pocket?
Is it?
No.
Oh okay...
See I swear she's not doing this to anyone else.
No, she's like that with everyone.
Hey cutie-
MOVE ALONG SIR! I bet you've been a really
bad boy, like committed loads of crimes ;)
There's a word for this.
Stop resisting, stop resisting!
Tip of my tongue.
(Gasp) You should meet my friends...
Somebody call for back-up?
Is that a gun in your pocket?
No!
We'll see. (Hannibal lecture sexy sniff)
It's uh- IT'S UH!
Do you wanna come back to my place? It's prison.
Ah no. Almost had it.
Look! It's because I'm black! She's a racist.
WHAT?!
(SEXY GASP!)

English: 
Hey guys!
So, Tom here thinks that Crystal is being "weird".
Hey again!
No, pretty normal.
See!
Is that a gun in your pocket?
Is it?
No.
Oh okay...
See I swear she's not doing this to anyone else.
No, she's like that with everyone.
Guy: Hey cutie-
MOVE ALONG SIR! I bet you've been a really
bad boy, like committed loads of crimes
There's a word for this.
Stop resisting, stop resisting!
Tip of my tongue.
(Gasp) You should meet my friends...
Somebody call for back-up?
Is that a gun in your pocket?
No!
We'll see.
It's uh- IT'S UH!
Do you wanna come back to my place? It's prison.
Ah no. Almost had it.
Look! It's because I'm black! She's a racist.
WHAT?!
(Gasp)

English: 
Oh okay! Okay Tre!
Playing the race card? That's racist.
I'm not a racist! Look it's- This is my first
time being a sexy cop and I just wanted to
make it really authentic, y'know?
I really love my work!
We understand. It must be so hard.
I feel bad.
Fine. Look, let me just tip you or something.
He's got a gun in his pocket!
(electrocution)
AAAAAAH!!!
(Clap clap clap)
I LOVE IT!
(triumphant music)
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English: 
Oh okay! Okay Tre!
Playing the race card? That's racist.
I'm not a racist! Look it's- This is my first
time being a sexy cop and I just wanted to
make it really authentic, y'know?
I really love my work!
We understand. It must be so hard.
I feel bad.
Fine. Look, let me just tip you or something.
He's got a gun in his pocket!
("Justice")
(clappy clap)
I LOVE IT!
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