Hello...I'm Bob Ross
and today...
we will be exorcising the devil out of this here brush
now...
I'm gonna go ahead and
run across the
bottom of the screen here
all of the items that you will need
if you think
that your brush has been possessed by a demon,
a devil,
or, any other type of
wicked spiritual being that
should not be there
alright
now we're just gonna go ahead and get started
we don't wanna waste any time, and
we don't want anything horrible to happen here, so
now you're gonna wanna do this
in the, the hearth
of your home, now
uh, where all the warmness is
all of the warmness
and light
uh, from your family
all the love concentrated in
in one spot and you're gonna wanna
do this there, because
that's gonna give you the, uh
home field advantage
the home field advantage
uh, you're gonna wanna make sure that you are
comfortable
make sure the lighting's comfortable
lighting's comfortable, you're comfortable
why don't we light some candles here
alright now I've lit some..
lit some candles around the, around the room here
so, I'm comfortable
are you comfortable?
oh good, let's get started because uh
we aren't gonna wanna wait too long
because we're not really sure what this, uh
what this brush is gonna do here
now uh, don't get me wrong
I do think that everybody should have a friend
even a devil
even.... a devil
but,
not in my brush
okay?
uh, he can go and have his little
devil friends
somewhere else
now we're not trying to kill him
no...just send him off into a different dimension
you know?
well, we learn to work with..
what happens here
there are no...
mistakes
only happy accidents
however..
uh, I will tell you something
all of my happy little trees
all my happy, happy little trees that uh,
I was tryin to paint
well they were all, they were all turning out
very angry
I had angry, angry little trees
and that's not
that's not what I wanted
that's not what I like to do here
so... I knew something was wrong
when all my happy little trees were turning out
like angry little trees!
so I came to the conclusion
that there was, in fact,
a devil
lingering in my brush
now..
you know me, and if you've watched my program before,
you know that I take the brush, and I
I beat the devil out of it
I beat the devil out of it
all my brushes, multiple times,
when I'm painting
and, uh
almost every single time
when I take my brush and I....
beat the devil out of it
well that devil,
it leaves right away
it is not gonna stick around
but this time,
when I went to go, uh
beat the devil out of my brush,
well, my happy little trees were still angry little trees, and
that's how you know
you've got yourself a little demon
possessing your brush
so if you run into that problem,
if you've run into that problem
I hope that today, uh
this little..
presentation, could..could help you
could help you there
sometimes
sometimes life throws things at you
that you might not feel prepared for,
that you might not feel too sure about, but
I'm not blaming anyone
or accusing anyone, you know
it is what it is, we just know
what we have to do
in these certain situations, and uh
unfortunately,
just like sometimes
those mean
nasty little thoughts, uh
sometimes they try to live
in our heads
uh, we can't..
cannot allow them to live there
just like we can't..
let the devil
live in this brush
so instead of,
beatin' the devil out of the brush today,
we're gonna have to
exorcise
the devil
out of this brush
so,
if you have all of your
your items, and the things that
I listed at the bottom of the screen
at the beginning of this program, then
we are ready to get started
now this isn't gonna take too long
anyone can do an exorcism
anybody at all
I do not believe that you have to be a professional
you only have to ask the right questions,
do the right...
rituals
and
have a happy open heart
you also need a head covering
alright
so we're gonna get our head coverings on here
now...
we don't want the devil
to fly out of that brush
and go right into our brains
I wouldn't like
very much if my friend
was possessed by the devil
so we're gonna go ahead and get our
head coverings on, so
just like that
just like that
uh my hair is
quite big, so
I do run a
higher risk of being possessed, so
I'm gonna tell you one thing
and that thing is..
if I do get possessed by the devil,
I'm gonna need you to run
I'm gonna need you to leave me behind
I won't ask questions
and I will not blame you
I'm just gonna...just leave me behind
it's not your fault
it's not your fault
alright
we got our head coverings on
we're all prepared
alright, devil in the brush
let's begin
alright, first we're
gonna have some questions for ya
got some questions for ya
how many
little devils are in there?
how many little devils are in that brush, is it one?
two?
three?
more??
we're gonna need to get some answers
and the first thing we're gonna need to know
is how many
devils and demons
are residing in this brush?
alright I think it might just be the one
one thing to note
is that demons
always lie
they always lie
so go ahead and keep that in mind
when you're doing your exorcism on your brush
never ever trust what a demon or a devil tells you
they always lie
so when you're asking them those questions,
make sure you don't get fooled
don't get fooled by the devil
okay
ok.. how long you planning on staying there?
how long you plannin' on staying in there little devil?
plannin' on taking a little vacation?
planning on making it your permanent home?
it's a nice brush
you might wanna stay there for a long time
but I think, uh
I think your little vacation probably, uh
needs to take place somewhere else,
you can go ahead and relax,
but I can't have you be doin' it in this brush
alright
you plan on staying for quite a while
demons usually do,
they don't wanna leave a place that's nice and cozy
I don't blame 'em
ok? I don't blame 'em
but like I said, can't really have it here
can't have it in my brush
alright
alright
how did you enter this vessel?
how did you enter?
this little brush here
because I'm telling you
I beat the devil out of it
I beat the devil out of it good
and to be quite honest with you
I'm a little alarmed that you're still in there
so how did you enter this vessel?
I see..
I see... ok
so
you can ask it these questions, but like I said
these demons always lie
so we gotta figure out what demon we're dealing with
and then we gotta silence those voices
we give it a voice but then we gotta silence those voices
they can go have a voice somewhere else
they can go have a voice somewhere else
ok
we've gotten to ask a lot of our questions here
ok, we gotta make sure our head..
head covering's still on, still protected
don't want any demons flying in there
I like my brain just as it is
we're gonna go ahead
and get our big grain salt now
our big grain salt
I have mine right here
in a nice little bowl
this is a nice bowl
handcrafted by one of my lovely friends
who sent it here to me at the studio
little bamboo bowl
we don't wanna get distracted
now..
this salt..
this is gonna be crucial
in helping
to exorcise this demon
so you're gonna wanna get your big grain salt here
and you're gonna wanna say,
I seal this home in the precious name of sap green,
may this salt splash draw out any demons
residing in them
very good
very good, just like that you did your first salt splash
I'm quite proud of you, that was very good
that was very good
now next,
in the book
we're gonna go ahead
we're gonna go ahead and get our
holy paint thinner here
you're gonna need some holy paint thinner
ok
now with this holy paint thinner,
you're gonna wanna take the top off
ok?
gonna get a little bit on your fingertips
and you're gonna go ahead and say this
but you wanna state your name,
you don't wanna state my name,
you wanna state your name
I,
Robert Norman Ross
representative of the Joy of Painting
in the name of the glorious liquid white
a magnificent white on white technique
command you unclean spirit
if you lie hid in the body of this brush
or if you vex this friendly brush in any way
that immediately
you give me some manifest sign
of the certainty of your presence in possessing
this brush
which there-to-for in my absence
you have been able to accomplish
in your custom manner
now you don't need to know
what those words really mean
ok?
but all you're gonna need to do
is sprinkle that holy paint thinner
on that brush
like that - little flicking motions, just like that
little flicking motions, just like that
very good
such an easy technique, so effective
just a little bit of that
little bit of that holy paint thinner
just like that
alright
now you're doing really really really good
I love everything that's been going on so far
so..
hopefully
with the presence of your witness, which you need
and thank goodness you were here for this one
you're gonna need
to evaluate whether the demon
is still inside your brush here
so we're gonna go ahead and ask
devil
demon
intelligent wicked
spiritual being
do you still preside
and reside
in this here friendly brush?
the power of phthalo blue compels you
the power of phthalo blue compels you!
the power of phthalo blue compels you!!
if there's a demon still residing in this
here friendly brush,
please make yourself known
and just like that
just like that
our friendly brush is friendly again
well see, that wasn't so hard was it?
people like to make exorcisms so complicated
you know, quite advanced
when they really... anyone can do them
so thank you so much for joining me today
we have a friendly brush again
that's ready to paint us some
happy little trees
and I'm so glad that you could come with me on this journey today
hopefully this will help you
and I will see you next time
the Joys of Exorcism
alright
goodnight
goodnight everybody
