 ( music playing )
You don't look stupid enough
when you sit down
and get back up.
We're here to help you
change that.
It's time for...
I've always dreamed
of having firmer glutes,
and today that dream
becomes a reality.
Behold the Squat Magic.
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from Home Shopping Network.
When I first tried Squat Magic,
 I immediately felt the burn
 in my legs and my glutes,
 and I also noticed that there
 was no pressure on my knees
 or my back,
 which is amazing
 because I get to do
 more squats
 and get an incredible workout
 every single time.
- Oh, my.
- ( laughter )
And then nine months later,
you give birth to
a tiny Squat Magic.
This is definitely a machine
you wanna wash down
before the next person
uses it.
Well, that's why we each
have our own.
Let's try it out.
$120 for this thing, guys.
- Oh, what a deal.
- All right.
You gotta really get it
lodged in to the right--
to the right spot.
She was doing a normal squat.
Oh, yeah.
We both instinctively
did prayer hands.
This is just-- yeah.
Praying that we make it
through this.
Praying
that you can get back up.
Then she did
a little bit of...
I know.
- Oh, man.
- What in the world?
- That's tough.
- That's a whole 'nother level.
I'm glad I've already decided
not to make any more babies.
Yeah, we shouldn't have paid
for those vasectomies.
- We could've just--
- $120 and you get
  a Squat Magic.
Now, it doesn't--
it spins a little,
but I think that adjusts
the height.
- That has nothing to do
  with an exercise.
- Right.
I'm starting to feel
a little burn.
I've been feeling it.
I'm really feeling it.
I've been feeling
it the whole time.
Ooh, yeah.
I get the squat part.
But where's the magic?
I think the magic part
is kicking in for me.
Me, too.
It's pumping us
full of magic.
I got a trick for you.
Pick a card, any card.
- Any card?
- Any card.
Not any one particular card?
Okay, got it.
- Okay, memorize it.
- Okay.
- Don't forget what it is.
- Okay.
Now, put it in the deck,
anywhere.
- Anywhere.
- Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Be quicker. My legs are really
starting to burn.
- Ooh.
- Is this your card?
- Yes!
- Hoo-hoo! Magic!
I got one.
Abracadabra,
gluteus maximus,
mythicalus.
Whoa! The magic worked.
And so do the squats.
Feel this dog's butt.
Whoa, so firm.
- Keep squattin'.
- So firm.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That is worth every bit
of the $120.
( grunting )
Get in there.
Okay.
I've got another one.
- Yeah?
- You see this
  ordinary quarter?
Yep, I see it.
- ( coin clatters on floor )
- Where did it go?
- I don't know.
- Nobody knows.
- It's gone.
- Oh, but look.
What's that
behind your ear, Link?
What?
- Look at that!
- Whoa.
- It's a bevy of doves.
- Wow!
And feel their butts.
Yeah. Oh--
They're really firm,
almost as if they're plastic.
No, no, no, no, no!
They're live doves.
Watch this.
I'll set them free.
Enjoy your awesome glutes.
( both panting )
Thank you, Squat Magic,
for truly pumping our butts
with magic.
To watch more
"Good Mythical Morning,"
click through.
Ooh, I'm burnin'!
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