
Chinese: 
嗨，大家好，这里是“地铁上的脱口秀”
和你在一起的是主持人Pat Cassel,乐队指挥Evan Gregory
我们将要随机走进
一节纽约地铁
把它变成一个晚间脱口秀现场
这里是和Pat Cassels在一起的深夜地铁
我们在进行一场脱口秀
在这节地铁上，你们是这场脱口秀节目的参与者
这位是Craig,任何时候Craig举起
“鼓掌的标志”我们需要你们兴奋起来鼓掌
让我们现在试一下（欢呼声）
现在我们开始，5、4、3...(音乐)
先生们女士们，这里是深夜的地铁

English: 
hey everybody this is Talk Show Subway Car
with your host Pat Cassel, your band-leader Evan Gregory
we're gonna be walking onto a random
New York subway car
and converting it into a late night talk show
this is Late Night Underground with Pat Cassels
we're doing a talk show
right here on the subway car, you guys are apart of it
this is Craig here, whenever Craig holds up that
"applause sign" we need you guys to go crazy
let's try that now, (cheers)
here we go in, 5, 4, 3...(music)
ladies and gentlemen it's Late Night Underground

English: 
with your host Pat Cassels
(cheers)
thank you, thank you very much 
welcome to Late Night Underground, I'm Pat Cassels
we have a great show for you, we have some awesome guests
from all over the subway car, they're gonna be coming here, talking
woah...live TV folks, that happens sometimes
before we get started we have some news stories 
the subway fare was raised to two dollars and fifty cents 
the MTA has some good news, they will not be increasing
the fare of having your face smooshed next to someone's armpit on the subway
(keyboard)
on the subway, we'll keep it moving, we've got a great show for you tonight
let's get the show started, give a big round of applause
for Evan Gregory and the Downtown Sound
(music and clapping)
ladies and gentlemen our next guest you can see
on the right side of this subway car
please put your hands together for the 
lovely lady sitting right behind me

Chinese: 
和你们的主持人Pat Cassels
(欢呼声)
谢谢你们，非常感谢
欢迎来到深夜的地铁，我是Pat Cassels
我们有一场为你们制作的很棒的脱口秀，我们从全部的地铁上邀请了一些极棒的嘉宾
他们将要来到这里谈话
喔噢...现场直播的电视人，这有时会发生
在我们开始之前，我们有一些新闻消息
地铁费被提高到了2美元50美分
MTA（大纽约交通运输管理局）有一些好消息，他们不会提高你们在地铁上
将脸放到其他人腋下的费用
 
（键盘声）
在地铁上，我们会保持地铁持续运行，今晚我们会有一个很棒的脱口秀
让我们开始，掌声热烈点
为了Evan Gregory和市中心的声音
（音乐和掌声）
女士们先生们，你们将会在地铁的右边
看到我们的下一位嘉宾
请你们把双手放在一起，为坐在
我身后的这位可爱的女士鼓掌

Chinese: 
（掌声）
好，谢谢加入我们，今晚你来自哪里
麦迪逊，16号，工作
哇，做广告的吗？
事实上，我是一名建筑师
那非常有趣
现在让掌声雷动起来 欢迎我们下一位嘉宾
穿红色衬衫的绅士
（掌声）
你成为了一个忠实的粉丝自从你在两站前上车
你是一个焊接工吗？一个专业的焊接工？
你带那种很酷的面具吗？那种东西？
 
那是唯一原因我为什么想成为一个焊接工，那种面具
你最不喜欢哪条地铁线路？
不得不说是F线，我也不知道为什么，我不喜欢F线路
我同意，他们应该称它为F-U线路
各位，这就是我们的脱口秀
（掌声）

English: 
(clapping)
ok, thanks for joining us, where are you coming from tonight?
work, on 16th and Madison
wow, advertising? 
actually, I'm an architect 
that's interesting
now let's give a round of applause for my next guest
the gentleman in the red shirt
(clapping)
big fan since you stepped on the train two stops ago
you're a welder? a professional welder?
do you get to wear the cool mask? with the thing?
that's the only, reason, why I would want to be a welder, the mask
what's your least favorite subway line?
I'd have to say the F, I don't know why, I don't like the F line
I agree, they should call it the F-U line
that's our show everybody 
(clapping)

Chinese: 
下周一的嘉宾是Tom Hanks和Elijan Wood
我喜欢他们都参演的电影
是的，“《阿甘正传》”
继续观看Youtube上的一些精彩喜剧
（晚安）

English: 
next week's guests on Monday are Tom Hanks and Elijah Wood
I love that movie that they're in together
yeah, "Lord of the Forrest Gumps" 
keep on watching Youtube for some great comedy 
goodnight
