In one of my Dungeons And Dragons games, the team ended up on the wrong side of a Noble's wrath
And we were being cautious around the city in order to not get caught.
"All right Agaros. We're gonna split up
I need you guys to stay out of trouble and not cause a scene."
Oh I see what you're trying to tell me
"What?"
You want me to "stay out of trouble" and
"Not cause a scene."
"No, no don't do anything crazy."
Don't worry. I get it
Wink "don't do anything crazy."
I'm picking up what you are putting down
"Stop it with the air quotes." Don't you worry.
I totally understand what you're trying to tell me. We have no miscommunication whatsoever.
*Closing of cage doors*
All right that could have been handled better. Mistakes were made
Someone's plan didn't exactly work out, and she really dropped the ball here
I'm not gonna say who...
kochia
We eventually escaped capture, and we're infiltrating a castle, when
*sigh* Our super stealthy rogue samurai ninja fell down the stairs, and at the bottom is a few guards because of course
That's how dice work. He decides. "I play dead". "What?" "I play dead" and
pretend like I died. Blah.
and Just as you'd expect the guards fail at their perception check and think he broke his neck
So the rest of the group up at the top of the stairs just hear the guards go "yup he's dead"
"Poor bastard. Looks like the stairs got him", and we're all like "Oh noes! What a way to go, killed by stairs!"
Eh he was kinda a jerk sometimes
Um. No one's talking to you Flynn
[sigh]
Now we're just down to three party members
Excuse me  three party members?
Aww he's so cute with those people clothes he's wearing. He thinks he's a person.
I'm not the guy who got his name by pulling up a random name generator for Pokemon
Aligaros
Shut up Flynn.
Eventually we managed to meet back up with our friend to track down the noble and confront him in the throne room
Turns out he was hunting down Flynn, who got a death sentence on his head
when he wrote a satirical article mocking the king.
The only thing I want is that bird and his head on a pike mounted above the wall
Okay, here you go.
Wait we can't just- Look we had this conversation earlier
If we had to sacrifice someone to save the others it was gonna be Flynn
Give me the bird!
I've got a bird right here for you
[awkward silence]
Alright, I'm fine with killing him, too
But lo and behold a dragon came in to save Flynn
Don't worry. I will rescue your bird companion.
Oh No, you really don't have to,  you shouldn't have
After the fight was over, we spoke with the strange dragon.
This bizarre creature was not like a normal animal.
Its body was a mixture of wood, brush, thorns, and vines similar to a plant.
Hi there! One question:
What's your name?
I am a nameless one. I was birthed from the forest that died under the evil power that this lord wields
I do not have a name, but a purpose and that purpose...
is vengeance.
Cool!
Can I call you
Falkor?
[another awkward silence]
Uhh, Sure yeah.
So the group rides the Falkor out of the castle
[lots of yelling "Yeah" in the background]
Do you have to do that? Yes, yes I do Falkor
Thanks for watching. I'll see you guys. Next time
[acoustic guitar outro music]
