so I've found a couple of websites about
nail hacks and we're gonna try out the
most dumb ones
the year is 2019 and I still sound like
Jenny from Sabrina the Teenage Witch
I think Libby and her friends are
talking about us no they're not don't be
so paranoid Jenny hello everyone it's me
Cristine again welcome back to your
favorite nail channel I don't even
remember how to paint nails can a
Chinese robot create art or simply
reproduce it what time is it in China
I'm about to paint f****r on my forehead I
just love using kids nail polish it
reminds me of those sleepovers when I
tried to make out with my friend Susan I
like to support animals that's why
there's a moose and a goose loose about
the house I know what you're thinking am i
simply nailogical or am I Chyna the
wrestler holo is it me you're looking
for if you rip your cuticle and it makes
a little scab I just rip that shit
off and put it in my scab bag I couldn't
leave you guys hanging without some
top-notch peel porn
menchie just farted that means it's time
for a giveaway what do you guys want if
you say Macbooks I will throw Menchie onto the freeway remember that time that
grandma died Ben drink slave dungeon
slut is that my acetone I'm gonna get on
it there's really nothing wrong with
yellow nails mine are so yellow I can't
believe it's not butter is my mom a
robot I hate when you sit down on your
chair and there's a false nail there and
it rips your pantyhose it's bullshit my
neck my p***y and my c***k Zeiler come back
here I want to paint your asshole there's
really not a whole lot of coverage oh
shit it's nutella
do I want to follow your dumb hack f*** no
mm-hmm now to test the first dumb hack
I'm thinking this one's definitely gonna
work I'm such a bad influence to
children today I can't stop just Troom Troomin' around no just eat the banana
eat the banana you *** *** **** *** so let me get this
straight
Troom Troom you're suggesting I can slap my
nails against a block of cheese and they
become instantly magic that's some dumb
shit oh shit don't forget to check out
my second channel not logical nail naily
bitch tits
what do you mean I used to do nail
tutorials and now I just stalk the lady
that works at the cat cafe do I look
kind of Amish but what does that say
about me I'm 30 I got my shit together
I'm sorry are we seeing the same video
because this has got nothing to do with
nails this is a dumb shit
bitch I'm gonna find you and attack you
with a staple gun sometimes on this
channel I'm microwaving kitty cats other
times I'm chaining Ben to a radiator
but I'm always Cristine without the H
or the nail-art hello so here we are
that was Christine of simply nailogical
Cristine looks like my cousin Leah but
you don't know Leah so you don't care
about that I think this is probably one
of the more complicated ones to do
because she's Canadian so you got to get
in the outs and abouts which I think I
did very successfully okay guys so
carrying on with my youtubers simply
nailogical was requested a couple of
times so I've done her so far they've
all reacted to them with the exception
of Jenna Marbles which might still happen who knows okay if you saw the
Kathleen Zellner parody no she has not
replied responded to it reacted to it
that's because she's not youtuber she
has a real job she has real shit to do so
I can't say I'm surprised about that but
as per usual I'm going to do a small
clip of this parody it's gonna go on
Twitter and its gonna go on Instagram so
find me down below and we'll just tag
the shit out of Cristine so she can see
it and respond to it but that really
shrill kind of thing that she does but
you know again I think I did that really
well okay guys thanks for coming here
today I'm just gonna say it one final
last time to stop people from commenting
down below me I'm sure going to anyway
but we are going to do a Jeffree style
parody and we're going to do a Shane Dawson parody so they're on the way
we're just having some hiccups with them
so if you're gonna be like commenting
down whether you want to see it yes it's
gonna happen so please subscribe if you
haven't already what are you doing I'll
put some cards up like the other
parodies I've done because they are just
so much fun to do really just taking
these people and just ripping them to
shreds alright guys I've been a living
here thanks for joining me on this
journey today a special shout-out to you
Cristine of simply no logical I hope
you enjoyed that and just whilst I
remember a few birthday shout outs to our
gorgeous patrons so first of all Kearan
it was your birthday on the 26th so I
hope in a lovely time doll thanks for
being with us on Patreon for so long
just adore you such a diamond and also to
Dana/Pedro Jimenez, Pedro Jimenez
makes a delicious white wine well so he
says but anyway it was your birthday on the 31st
so thank you darling I also forgot em
Emily's birthday her she didn't send me
her birthday on on patreon like they are
supposed to do so it's a bit of a
passive-aggressive happy birthday to you
Emily all the way back in December but
have you had a lovely time so that's your
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