- Alright, shall we say grace?
Dear Lord, thank you for this food.
Thank you Jesus.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Oh my gosh, are you engaged?
- Yeah, this weekend!
- Oh my god, congratulations!
- Thank you.
- What church are having it at?
- Um, we're actually not
doing it in a church.
- Oh, are you Jewish?
- Well no, we're just not religious.
- I don't know what I'm going to do,
if I don't make this job interview, I--
- I'll pray for you.
- You don't have, you don't have to.
I mean, you can, you know.
- Nobody's officiating it?
- Well, there's gonna be an officiator,
it's just it's not a religious thing.
- Oh so it's just like.
- Like it's just a partnership thing.
- Like hey you're married.
- Yeah.
(sneezes loudly)
- Oh, bless you!
- Thought athiests didn't do that.
- Oh, well, we can be nice.
- That's fair.
- Yeah.
- Are you guys coming
to my Christmas party?
- No.
- Why not?
- 'Cause I'm going to church Jessica.
- But that's why I'm having a party.
- Have you read the Good Book?
- Um, I have actually.
- Okay good, so you're a believer.
- Um, no, I'm actually an atheist.
- Wow okay, so you believe in Satan?
- No, I definitely don't believe in Satan.
I just don't believe in religion, like
adhere to no religion, not even Satanism.
- That makes no sense,
'cause if it's not God then it's Satan so,
you're a Satanist.
- Okay goodbye.
