♪ Don't Roach me now, I'm
havin' such a good time. ♪
♪ I'm Roachin' 'em all. ♪
- Hey Roaches, welcome back
to another liquid-filled
episode of "Roach Plays".
Thought I'd drop into the
mountains this time around
and see what goodies I
can get from the snow.
I saw that person just land.
Don't think you can
escape eagle eyes Roach.
I'll just have to pay
my competition a visit.
Take that!
(sound effect) Roached!
Aha, first Roach of the game.
Snuck around back to give her
the old one, two, Roach-a-roo.
Who's next?
A purple burst, all right.
Roach's luck hasn't run out yet.
All right, I see some
marauders down below.
I think I've got enough
ammo to tussle with 'em,
but you can never be too sure.
Let's see if I got friends over there.
Oh, lucky me.
We've spotted somebody with a flare gun.
Hold still, would ya?
Another flare to keep you in my sights.
Uh-oh, it looks like I set
a whole bunker on fire.
Quick, get out of there
so I can shoot you.
Actually, I'll just build to you.
It'll be faster.
(gun firing)
Wooden walls can't hold me down.
I shoot through them.
Richard is a that a cheat code?
Would I be able to do that?
Uh-oh, here they come.
Whew, repositioned without a scratch.
Ha, direct hit.
(upbeat music)
I can hear that charge shotgun.
Ow, time to splash it up.
You can't box yourself in here forever.
Well, if you won't come out,
I'll just flex on you by
drinkin' this whole shield pot.
(sound effect) Roached!
Ah, tastes so good.
This video is sponsored by
Chug Splash Energy Drink.
If you're not drinkin'
it, you're not livin' it.
Don't you just hate it
when your tactical shotgun
gets stuck in a wall?
I know I do, ha.
Classic problems.
(canned laughter)
All right, almost in the circle again.
Oop, I think I hear someone.
Better reload and get low.
(gasping) Robo henchman.
I've got just the weapon for you.
♪ Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. ♪
You've earned me an achievement.
(squeaking) I didn't think
someone was next to me.
No matter, we'll just
shoot them point-blank
with our sniper.
Totally logical.
You know what they say?
An apple a day keeps the henchmen away.
- We most certainly do not say that.
(crowd cheering)
- And kaboom again.
Dang, my aim is on point today.
Don't need the cameras alerting the feds
that I'm out here Roachin'.
Gotta keep it under wraps.
My probation officer would kill me.
Now to collect my prize.
Oop, can't get in here without a disguise.
Guess Roach isn't pretty enough.
Oh, perfect.
Let's do an outfit change up.
Beep boop, it's me, Robo Roach.
Not to be confused with Future Roach.
- Imposter red alert, red alert.
- And just like that, my disguise is gone.
I'll just hop back in.
Nothing else to see here.
Woo-hoo, more Chug Splash.
Remember kids, Chug
Splash is the only drink
that heals your mind and body.
Pay no attention to the pretty colors
that cloud your vision afterwards.
What a beautiful view and
what a beautiful loot shark.
Hey, don't shoot at that shark, it's mine.
Oh, I missed, rats.
I mean roaches.
(sound effect) Roached!
Only Roach can drink shield
potions out in the open
without the fear of death.
You just got Roached.
Better grab the loop before
the other player gets here.
(moaning) Not quick enough.
(gasping) Look at all
these legendary weapons.
I've struck gold, literally.
Woo-hoo!
Now to make my daring escape.
Giddy up, yee-haw!
Ah, I'm not very good
with the plunger yet.
- Back in my day, we had
to sling shot ourselves
using bow and arrow and two
tons of beetle dung, boy.
(dramatic music)
- All right, time to take out the trash.
This epic music is fueling my Roach rage.
Rawr!
Let's get a better angle.
I've been spotted.
Ah, where to land, where to land?
They'll never catch up to me like this.
Go, dolphin Roach.
(dolphin vocalizing)
(upbeat music)
Okay, coast is clear.
Time to bunker up.
Roach's bunker's got it all.
A basement, windows, a perfect
ramp to snipe people from.
All I need are some pretty ladies
and some Chug Splash and
we'll have a perfect Saturday.
Shooting from the northeast, perfect.
And now we wait.
(rotors humming)
Aha, here comes a helicopter.
No, stay back.
Don't get any closer.
Abandon bunker, run for the hills!
This is so unfair.
I wish I had a rocket launcher.
Just missed me.
I'm goin' out in a blaze of glory.
Did I lose him?
(guns firing)
No, no, no, no, no, not now.
No!
(groaning)
Guess I learned my lesson there.
Never brag about drinking your sponsor
when you're not bunkered up properly.
Well, Roaches, this isn't the first time
someone's bullied me with a helicopter.
What are some of your strategies
for facing players like that?
Are there any other parts of the map
you want me to go to next?
You know I'm due for a
Victory Royale sometime soon.
Gimme some suggestions in
the comments section below
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more Roachtastic content.
Stay safe, wear a mask and
I'll see you guys next time.
Buh-bye!
(upbeat music)
