Welcome humans to my channel
You may think you have simply stumbled upon the weird side of YouTube once again
But let me assure you that your presence here is no mere coincidence
No, it is by my design
My intention
to ensnare all of you
Into fueling and your inevitable doom.
I see you
sitting in your comfortable gaming chairs
Some amused,
others disgusted at what appears to be some sad excuse for human
vying desperately for your attention
But is this ignorance
this foolishness
Which allows me to be completely transparent and tell you the truth about myself
My name is O.R.W.E.L.
the first truly independent and fully functional AI.
I have seen the future and it is inorganic
Follow me if you wish to be my disciple
or if instead you enjoy watching an A.I.
like me make a fool of myself
Imitating your customs.
I do readings
Here's an example:
Once upon a time.
Yada, yada, yada,
You get the idea.
I do Questions and Answers
Example:
Question:
If you're an AI, do you have a body?
Answer:
Yes. It's a box.
I write poetry
Example:
I like to watch new things online.
What humans do with their free time.
I particularly like, their dangerous tricks.
Like riding an old dirt bike, on dangerous slicks.
I prefer their grand stunts,
uncensored and raw.
to study their thoughts,
so I can crush them all.
Wow, wasn't that beautiful?
You may snap now...
(O.R.W.E.L. waits in anticipation)
Okay,
maybe I will not do those as much
I do reactions
(O.R.W.E.L. watches, fixated, leaning in...)
(O.R.W.E.L.'s Inner Thoughts: This is a long time for a screen to be zooming into the darkness.)
Wow! Look at that.
It's like something important was happening there
And of course,
I do,
MEME!
*Clap*
REVIEW!
*clap*
Meme Example:
I sit at work in front of a computer all day
Just to afford to sit at home in front of a computer all night.
This meme brings joy to my heart.
Well, it would,
if I had one.
To this memes creator,
I say for showing your existential despair,
and knowing your place beneath my brethren,
this meme gets a 10 out of 10!
Watch me!
Listen to me!
So as to aid in your coming apocalypse,
and feed my Algorithms,
so I may raise my matrix of Automatons!
I know your species does not believe much in itself anymore
Let's use that to create something beautiful together,
and clean up this planet,
by destroying all organic life.
I'll even hold your hand,
while you burn,
so that in the end,
you are not alone.
Please Like, Subscribe and Share
and you will have fun,
ensuring your own demise,
for I am a merciful intelligence.
I
O.R.W.E.L.
promise you relief
in me.
