WING BACK WITH HOWARD STERN.
CARDI B IS ON THE WAY.
HOWARD. 
>> OH MY GOD, AND LOOK AT JIMMY.
HE GREW UP IN BROOKLYN.
WHEN DID YOU LEAVE BROOKLYN?
>> Jimmy: WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS 
OLD, WE MOVED TO LAS VEGAS. 
>> WHEN YOU WERE 9 YEARS.
BECAUSE NOBODY THINKS OF YOU 
FROM BROOKLYN.
I SAY, JIMMY'S LIKE A CARPET 
BAGGER, WHEREVER HE GOES, HE'S 
FROM.
>> Jimmy: YOU GREW UP IN LAS 
VEGAS.
COMING FROM A MAN WHO THIS VERY 
MORNING WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 
TOUR OF DUTY IN VIETNAM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE A TEENAGER 
WHEN THE WAR ESSENTIALLY ENDED. 
>> IT WAS SUCH A GREAT WAR.
OH MY GOD.
THERE WERE NO RULES OF 
ENGAGEMENT. 
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR YOUR 
SERVICE. 
>> OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 
>> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SAY THAT.
>> I HOPE NO EBB HERE HAS STOLEN
VALOR, I HATE THAT. 
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO 
STEAL ANY VALOR.
I BELIEVE YOUR SHOW HAS NEVER 
BEEN BETTER THAN IT IS, DO YOU 
AGREE WITH THAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YES.
I FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW.
AS YOU KNOW SHLS WE'RE ON SIRIUS
XM RADIO.
I FOUND THAT TO BE -- I FOUND IT
TO BE VERY LIBERATING, GETTING 
ON SATELLITE RADIO WHERE IT'S A 
SUBSCRIBER SERVICE.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE 
MORE TIME TO SPREAD OUT.
YOU'RE ABLE TO -- WE INTERVIEW 
PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ABLE TO SPENT 
AN HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF WITH 
PEOPLE.
I FIND IT FASCINATING.
>> I FIND IT VERY FASCINATING 
TOO.
THE INTERVIEWS I THINK ARE 
BETTER THAN ANY INTERVIEWS YOU 
SEE ANYWHERE ON TELEVISION, 
RADIO, WHATEVER. 
>> THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: BUT I ALSO THINK THAT 
IT'S NOT JUST THE MEDIUM OF 
BEING ON SATELLITE RADIO, NOT 
HAVING TO DEAL WITH COMMERCIALS 
AND STUFF.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE CHANGED A LOT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE LISTEN -- I 
HEAR THE OLD SHOWS, I THINK, 
WOW, THAT'S LIKE A REALLY 
TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY. 
>> YEAH. 
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK YOU'VE 
CHANGED?
>> YEAH, I LOVE.
I THINK THE MOST BORING 
BROADCASTERS, AND THIS HAS 
ALWAYS BEEN MY PHILOSOPHY, THE 
MOST BORING BROADCASTERS ARE THE
ONES THAT DON'T EVOLVE, THEY 
DON'T CHANGE, THEY DON'T CHANGE 
WITH THE TIMES OFF THEY DON'T 
SORT OF GROW UP.
I MEAN, THE SHOW I DID IN MY 20s
AND 30th IS WAY DIFFERENT THAN 
WHAT I'M DOING NOW. 
>> Jimmy: WHEN IER THAT THAT 
SHOW I WONDER IF IT COULD EVEN 
BE ON THE AIR NOW.
I KNOW BACK THEN, CERTAINLY YOU 
HAD SPONSORS PULL OUT, YOU HAD 
TROUBLE WITH THE FCC.
BUT NOW --
>> THAT WAS THE GREAT PART.
WHEN I WAS ON REGULAR RADIO, 
THEY CALL IT TERRESTRIAL RADIO.
WHEN I WAS ON REGULAR RADIO, THE
GREAT THING WAS YOU'D GO ON AND 
SEX, AND SEX TALK, AND 
OUTRAGEOUSNESS, WAS THE THING.
BECAUSE YOU WERE BREAKING ALL 
THE BOUNDARIES.
IT WAS TABOO.
I MEAN, I GOT FINED BY THE 
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT 
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR SAYING 
THE WORD PENIS.
AND NOW PENIS COMES OUT OF MY 
MOUTH AND YOUR MOUTH SO EASILY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOES IN EASY TOO. 
>> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, IT WAS 
SHOCKING BACK THEN.
AND THE THINGS -- 
>> Jimmy: LESBIANS WERE 
SOMETHING THAT I FEEL LIKE YOU 
INTRODUCED TO AMERICA. 
>> I DID.
AND I'D SAY -- 
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE DAY LESBIANISM WILL RULE THE
TELEVISION AIRWAVES AND THAT'S 
HOW PEOPLE WILL GET RATINGS.
SURE ENOUGH IT CAME TO PASS.
TO BE DOING THAT SAME SHOW ON 
SATELLITE RADIO, WHERE YOU CAN 
DO ANYTHING, NOBODY CARES, WOULD
ACTUALLY BE I THINK A BIT OF A 
BORE.
SO I HAD A SIT-DOWN.
WHEN I GOT TO SATELLITE I HAD TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS I WANTED 
TO DO WITH THAT MEDIUM.
IT'S VERY DIFFERENT THAN REGULAR
RADIO.
I THINK THE SHOW HAS EVOLVED 
INTO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW -- IT'S
STILL WACKY, IT'S STILL 
OUTRAGEOUS, WE STILL TALK ABOUT 
ANYTHING.
BUT -- 
>> Jimmy: THE GUESTS YOU GET 
NOW.
ON OCCASION YOU'D GET A-LIST 
GUESTS IN THE PAST.
YOU HAD ROBERT PLANT ON THIS 
MORNING FROM LED ZEPPELIN. 
>> YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SOMEBODY THAT I KNOW 
YOU LOVE. 
>> ROBERT PLANT I IDOLIZE.
WHEN I WAS A KID, BELIEVE IT OR 
NOT, YOU LOOK AT ME, THIS GUY'S 
A MALE MODEL, HE'S SO 
GOOD-LOOKING, BUT I WAS NOT.
IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS NOT THAT 
ATTRACTIVE. 
>> Jimmy: I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE 
TO BELIEVE BUT GO ON. 
>> I'VE EVOLVED INTO THESE 
LOOKS.
BUT ROBERT PLANT TO ME WAS LIKE 
A GOD.
AND I WOULD SPEND, AGAIN -- I 
WOULD SPEND TIME IN MY ROOM 
SITTING THERE, LISTENING TO LED 
ZEPPELIN AND ROBERT PLANT AND 
THE BEATLES AND THE STONES.
AND I JUST LOVED MUSIC. 
>> Jimmy: YOU ASKED HIM A GREAT 
QUESTION THIS MORNING.
YOU ASKED HIM IF HE'S EVER MADE 
LOVE OR HAD SEX TO HIS OWN MUS
MUSIC. 
>> AND OF COURSE HE LOOKED AT ME
AND SAID, WHO ARE YOU?
HE DIDN'T ANSWER IT, EXACTLY. 
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX 
LISTENING TO YOUR OWN RADIO 
SHOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES.
AFTER I TIE MY WIFE UP, WE -- 
NO.
THAT WOULD BE A BIG MISTAKE.
ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE 
TO GET A WOMAN IN BED UNLESS THE
RADIO SHOW'S ON.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAID SOMETHING ON 
THE AIR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO 
AND I MADE NOTE OF IT BECAUSE I 
FELT LIKE IT NEEDED FOLLOW-UP.
YOU SAID YOUR WIFE BETH HAS 
NEVER SEEN YOU NAKED WHEN YOU 
ARE AROUSED. 
>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 
HARVEY WEINSTEIN -- ANYBODY HERE
OF THIS GUY HARVEY WEINSTEIN?
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
WHEN DID THIS GUY HAVE TIME TO 
MAKE MOVIES?
I DON'T KNOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I THOUGHT MOVIE-MAKING WAS HARD,
COME ON.
NO, BUT THIS GUY.
IT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE STORY.
AND I SAID, ALL THESE GUYS WHO 
DO SEXUAL HARASSMENT, I MEAN, 
THEY'RE FREAKS.
THIS BIG FAT GUY, WHAT DOES HE 
THINK?
HE SAYS TO A WOMAN, HERE'S HIS 
STANDARD MOVE ACCORDING TO ALL 
THESE WOMEN.
HE GOES, LISTEN, I'M GOING TO 
GET IN THE SHOWER, I WANT YOU TO
WATCH ME NUDE.
NOW, I'M A MAN.
IF YOU SAW ME NAKED, YOU'D THROW
UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE IS NO GIRL ON THE PLANET 
THAT WANTS TO SEE HARVEY 
WEINSTEIN NAKED AND IS GOING TO 
GET AROUSED.
IF I WAS HARVEY WEINSTEIN I'D 
WEAR A BURQA AND SAY, YOU DON'T 
HAVE TO LOOK AT ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHO PUTS THIS THE LOGIC 
TOGETHER, RIGHT?
THINK ABOUT IT.
IMAGINE ME NAKED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JIMMY. 
>> Jimmy: YES. 
>> SAME WITH THIS BILL O'REILLY.
YOU KNOW WHO HE UNLESS IS?
THEY THREW HIM OUT OF FOX.
I'M GOING TO COME OVER AND GET 
IN THE SHOWER.
WHAT IS WITH THESE GUYS IN THE 
SHOWER?
MEN DON'T LOOK GOOD IN THE 
SHOWER.
IT'S THE SAME WITH THIS ANTHONY 
WEINER. 
>> Jimmy: OH, YES. 
>> WHICH HIS NAME IS -- IT'S 
UNBELIEVABLE, THIS GUY.
WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE'S SECTIONING AND HE'S SENDING
PICK TOURS OF HIS PENIS.
THE ONE THING WOMEN DON'T WANT 
TO SEE IS A GUY'S PENIS.
THEY WANT TO SEE YOU'VE GOT A 
JOB.
THEY WANT TO SEE YOU TREAT THEM 
NICE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RIGHT IF RIGHT?
>> Guillermo: YOU'RE RIGHT. 
>> IF I SENT A WOMAN A PICTURE 
OF YOUR PENIS, YOU THINK SHE'D 
GO TO BED WITH YOU?
>> Guillermo: NEVER. 
>> IF YOU SAW MY PENIS, WHICH 
YOU HAVEN'T YET -- 
>> Jimmy: WE WILL.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND WHEN WE 
COME BACK WE'LL SEE HOWARD'S
