Okay lets do an original tune 40 foot of rope
Climbing old Mt. Everest...Way up in the sky...
Stranded on a little ledge...God knows I'm so high...
I had lots of rope an hour ago...but climbing up I broke it...
Well I would 've had a whole lot more...but I met some friends and we smoked it...
I had 40 foot of rope......
40 foot of rope...
I had 40 foot of rope...but I smoked it...
Well, driving down a country road...
truckin late at night...
I was turning to the left when the road turned to the  right...
Well, I ran my car off into a ditch...and I asked a truck to tow it...
He said "I lost my chain the other day and I had some rope but I smoked it"...
He had 40 foot of rope......
40 foot of rope...
He had 40 foot of rope but he smoked it...
So let this be a lesson son...whenever you get dry...
You can always smoke a bunch of rope...
And it will get you high...
But if your luck's as bad as mine...its not worth all the choking...
'Cause who knows there may come a time...
You'll wish you never smoked it...
I had 40 foot of rope...
40 foot of rope...
I had 40 foot of rope but I smoked it...
(my signature guitar lick...Clint Green taught me)
Alright,
lets do the LSD song one time...
Well I'm as happy as I can be...
trippin on LSD...
I went to church this morning and Jesus talked to me...
He said "Hello, how you been"?
"It's been a long time my friend"...
"Well, I hate to leave you but you know we'll get together again"...
I'll tell ya Jesus...
I've been happy as I could be...
trippin on STP...
I went to school this morning and the teacher screamed at me...
She said "Where in the hell have you been"?
"Its been a long time my friend"...
Well, I ain't been to school in just about a week or three
I'll tell ya teacher
I've been happy as I could be...
trippin on peyote...
I went to court this morning and the judge busted me...
Well, you know how them got damn judges are...
