Trevor: Dude I gotta say like, I always loved movies and going to the movies.
Trevor: But uhm. Yeah the Alamo has definitely made it an experience
Michael: It's also great-
Trevor: I could watch any movie!
Michael: Cause they're also like,
Michael: Or we're gonna throw you out.
Michael: No one talks!
Michael: Again I grew up in New Jersey
Michael: Every mother fucker, ever talks.
Michael: they screamed and yelled.
Michael: And you can't say shit.
Michael: If you were like "Hey! be quiet!" You're gonna get stabbed.
Michael: You're gonna die.
Michael: Like literally I have been- So many time's in a theater
Michael: Where two people are standing up screaming at each other.
Michael: That they're gonna beat the shit out of each other.
Michael: Cause some guy's like, "Quiet!" and they're like
Michael: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'll KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Michael: Like it's happened at so many movies like that.
Michael: Where it's like, "I'm just trying to fucking watch Iron Man 2..."
Michael: I'm just trying to watch it can you fucking stop?
Jacob: And the one dude is just like
Jacob: "You're gonna have to make me shut up you motherfucker Imma fuck you up.
Michael: No. Seriously.
Alfredo: Hey you wanna take this outside?
Jeremy: You wanna take this to the front row?
Alfredo: That happens all the time.
Alfredo: They get into those fights where they're just like,
Alfredo: "You wanna do something?!"
Alfredo: "You wanna do something!?"
Alfredo: They're looking at eachother and I'm like, "Are they gonna kiss or are they gonna fight?"
*group laughter*
Michael: The only thing I've seen at Alamo Drafthouse is people get wasted
Michael: There was a woman like, three seats down it was all empty in between
Michael: Who was fucking sloshed.
Michael: She sat down in her seat and was like,
Michael: "Let's watch this movie!"
Alfredo: About to say was she a Woo! girl? Was she like
Alfredo: "Woo!"
Trevor: I haven't had an experience with drunk Drafthouse viewers.
Trevor: Until the- literally the last two times I went.
Trevor: Both times I was sat next to... a couple
Trevor: That like last time, they just got a pitcher of some IPA
Trevor: I was like, "Alright they're gonna split it."
Trevor: Then they got another one.
Trevor: And like some mixed drinks on the side. I'm like,
Trevor: They're gonna get fucked. When they stand up-
Trevor: When they stand up they're going to feel that shit.
Trevor: Oh! she felt something, she fucking stood up and went immediately down.
Jacob: Ooh fuck!
Trevor: Over the rows cause it's like stadium seating, at this one.
Alfredo: Holy shit.
Trevor: Over the rows cause it's like stadium seating, at this one.
Jacob: Fuuuuck!
Trevor: Over the rows cause it's like stadium seating, at this one.
Trevor: So she was in some guy's lap down the way.
Jacob: Aww shit.
Trevor: So she was in some guy's lap down the way.
Jacob: Aww shit.
Trevor: Luckily the guy was like-
Michael: Woo!
*Group Laughter*
Michael: Woo!
*Group Laughter*
Michael: Woo!
Trevor: Yeah he was like, "Woo!"
Trevor: She was like, "Woo?"
Trevor: She looked up at me and she was terrified.
Trevor: Like mortified that like, did this actually happen?
