HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CARRIE.
JAMES: HI, CARRIE, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM?
>> LONDON.
JAMES: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR
HAIR?
IT LOOKED LIKE POP CORN.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS I
WANT YOU TO PULL A FACE -- I
WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE SOMEONE
JUST PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE,
OK?
SO WHEN I TELL YOU LOOK DOWN THE
CAMERA LIKE SOMEONE JUST PUSHED
YOU MANY THE FACE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
[LAUGHTER]
WHEN YOU FACE FACEBOOK WAS DOWN
TODAY.
THAT'S A GOOD MEME.
THAT WAS GREAT.
OK.
ANYONE ELSE?
THIS GUY.
STAND UP FOR ME, SIR.
OK.
HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> COREY.
JAMES: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> NEW YORK.
JAMES: YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.
LOVELY SHIRT.
>> THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK NICE.
JAMES: YOU FLIRT.
DON'T START SOMETHING THAT YOU
CAN'T FINISH.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS I WANT
YOU TO CLENCH YOUR TEETH AND
LIKE BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?
LOOK DOWN THE LENS, ONE, TWO,
THREE, GO.
NICE.
WHEN THE GUY ON THE ELEVATOR
KNOWS IT WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW HE
KNOWS.
WELL DONE.
GOOD MEME.
OK.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY?
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
OH, NO.
NOT YOU.
WELL DONE.
YOU CAN STAND UP AGAIN.
NO, NO, SERIOUSLY NOTS YOU.
-- NOT YOU.
HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M HALEY.
JAMES: HI HALEY, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM?
>> OREGON.
JAMES: THE WINDY CITY.
[LAUGHTER]
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A HUGE
FAKE SMILE.
I MEAN, THAT'S NOT A SMILE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A HA -- THERE YOU
GO.
LOOK DOWN ON THREE AND GIVE ME
YOUR BEST FAKE SMILE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOUR EX
INTRODUCES YOU TO HIS NEW
GIRLFRIEND.
[APPLAUSE]
WELL PLAYED.
ALL RIGHT.
OK.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY?
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
ALL RIGHT.
COME UP.
OK.
SO THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO
DO.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?
>> BEN.
>>
JAMES: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I'M GOOD.
I'M FROM SAN DIEGO.
JAMES: WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS
LOOK DOWN THE CAMERA AND MAKE
YOUR FACE LIKE YOU JUST GOT SOME
REALLY BAD NEWS.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
NOT NOW.
I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE -- WOW,
THIS IS A REGULAR LOOK?
YOU'RE LIKE A HUMAN EMOJI.
LOOK DOWN THE LENS HERE.
SOME REALLY BAD NEWS.
HERE WE GO.
LOOK DOWN THE LENS HERE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
HANG ON.
GET RID OF IT.
BAD NEWS.
BAD NEWS.
YOU KNOW WHAT BAD NEWS IS,
RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU
BAD NEWS?
>> UH-HUH.
JAMES: SO WHEN YOU'VE GOT BAD
NEWS, HAS YOUR FACE GONE -- I
MEAN, IT'S REALLY BAD.
IT'S REALLY BAD.
IMAGINE THAT'S IT.
NOW WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO IT.
HAVE A LOOK.
ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR SKINNY JEANS
ON AND YOU CAN'T GET THEM PAST
YOUR LOWER THIGHS BUT YOU KEEP
TRYING AND PULL THEM UP ANYWAY
AND YOU FALL OVER AND THEN START
CRYING A LITTLE AND YOU'VE
REALIZED YOU'VE EATEN A PIZZA
FOR BREAKFAST.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
SHALL WE DO SOMETHING WITH THE
ROYAL FAMILY?
THERE WE GO.
WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE ROYAL FAMILY
HERE.
SO I MEAN, IT SEEMS SILLY -- I
MEAN, WE SHOULD GO TO YOU FIRST.
YOUR MAJESTY, AN ABSOLUTE HONOR
AND PRIVILEGE FOR YOU TO MAKE
THE TRIP TO "THE LATE LATE
SHOW."
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO A LIVE
MEME?
ACTUALLY YOU'RE NAILING IT
BANG-ON.
OF COURSE, YOU'RE NAILING IT.
LOOK DOWN CAMERA THREE AND GO
FOR IT.
THAT'S IT.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
WHEN NO ONE LAUGHS AT YOUR CHRIS
ROCK IMPRESSION.
FANTASTIC WORK, YOUR MAJESTY.
