 
Have you seen Japanese porn?
Did you notice one thing, they blur
hain?laughter
So this one thing we notice that they blur
but I don't know what is the reason
 
first thing is that you are blurring
 
then you showing porn, you blurring
Bastard what do you really want,
should we watch this with our family?
Few days ago I read a news
It was saying that Japan would be devastated in 200 years
yes it has a reason to it
People there are not having sex anymore
yes, they are so busy in their work, career,future, ambition
that they are not doing it.
After that I started to mull about India
See Japan is a country where people are not doing
And look at India, just see any newspaper
half the paper is filled with advertisements of Japanese oil (aphrodisiac)
Bro, we are tharki (lecher/ pervert hindi slang) from beginining
Tharakpan (perversion) is in our blood
there is a reason behind it my friend
We have made Khajuraho
We have written Kamasutra
Even recent times if you talk of, Sunny Leone is from Punjab
There is no surprise if tomorrow's news is
that Sasha Gray hails from Jharkhand
 
 
like..there must be a reason, that in India marriages are mostly happening in winters
 
meaning the chap (launda-derogatory for a boy) who has worn out his parents by repeatedly saying
I don't want to get married
As soon as winter arrives he says now get it done
Please fix my marriage now
and see let me state a fact
that regardless of how bad our mood is
we are in 'mood' always
like, a chap (banda-urdu) arrives home from office frustrated
he says- today Singhania humiliated me in front of everyone and kicked me out
 
wifey come here
wife has lentils cooking
she knows this is harami's (bastard) everyday job
If I go once inside, lentils would burn for sure
while she is providing food to householders
banda (chap) is messaging
Is this why I married you
After providing food to all household once she reaches inside
Banda (chap) is already sitting with handcuffs on
He says 'Listen'
You are jailer
I'm prisoner, punish me
hunter (whip) is kept in almirah (rack)
You know which is the worst day... when
husband arrives late from office
wife is asleep
he can't understand what he should do now
he is seeing curtains/ he seeing TV
after unable to comprehend anything (confused state) he returns 'listen'
Excuse me
Wife says 'what is it" (irritated mood), please see if something is possible (little much) (husband)
So here (India) These are the things present (happening)
like we keep on doing
Its not happening in Japan, In Japan they are working
they getting in mood after 6 months
okay fine do it
there is one thing in Japan that if they are doing this thing
They prefer Doggy style
Yes
This allows them space to keep laptops
We are incorrigible (no hope in future)
