I am sitting on the remnants of a beauty blender because My DOG shreds them
I have a good DOG
Get the, Get the fuck
ZEEEE U PUP
YA BAD
you shred the beauty blender
Like five minutes ago I was sitting down to edit this video and I'm like half way through
and I'm kinda watching as I'm going and I'm literally telling this story like
Hey guys it Tana, today's video is about the time I was arrested for drug paraphernalia
Sorry mom, ha ha. And it is the worse video I have ever filmed in my entire life
and the story is way to fucking good to let it go down in history like that like I only have one chance to tell this
story to the internet. I need to give you some enthusiasm
okay. Hi guys its Tana Mongeau and I decided that I am going to start doing this thing on my channel where I tell you guys a few stories
a few times that I've been arrested or almost arrested, or like detained or just anything related to the police
Because I think tha you guys will find the stories very interesting.
And fuck you to anyone and to anyone and everyone that said I was
running out of storytimes.
Bitch, I don't know if you know, but my entire life is a shit show.
You've only heard like seven stories of it, It's never ending.
I'm never going to run out of storytimes. And I'm about to hit you guys with some stories of times I've gotten arrested
and today's story, I have been meaning to tell you this story since I literally started my YouTube channel a year ago
Like this story just goes down in history as one of the most ultimate ells that I have ever taken in
my entire fucking life and I'm sorry mom, I'm sorry
Imari: How do you like...
Shut up!
Imari: Cunt!
Ok cool!
Before I get into the video, shameless self promo as fuck, just sucking my own dick
Giving my self road dome
[Laugh]
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Ok, so I'm going to get right into this motherfucking story because it is so goddamn long.
There is no way to condense this.
So as you guys know, I go up to Reno a lot and I have been for a long time and so like two years ago
I had never been to Reno before and a bunch of my friends hit me up and they were like
hey we're going up to Reno, it's gonna be lit, there's lots of parties going on, like 'this DJ is performing at this club'.
That's when I was like into that shit and I would like get naked at like mini raves all the time and it was like
a wreck. And that's also the time that I was like best friends with "Bryan", heh heh, and all of his friends were going as well.
Bryan never went out of town because he was
like a weird little hermit crab but
everyone was all going up to Reno and I
was like decent friends with this girl
we weren't really that close and I could
tell she was just kind of needed like I
was her last resort like she just needed
someone to like fill the space in her
car and like go up with her so they like
more people were throwing down on gas money
type shit like I was not her first
option like she asked everyone else she
hit me up and was like me and a few
friends are going up to Reno if you want
to join you can blah blah blah. And this was right
around the time that I had just started
texting Summer and Summer went to school in Reno
and I hadn't like seen him a really long
time and I think that that was the
incentive for really wanting to go
because for some reason the second she
texted me not like I wanted to go so
badly like there was some kind of like
intuition in me that was like you need
to go to Reno like you have to get in
this car and it's life or death if you
do not fucking go it is the end of the
world and I kind of think that's like
true that the intuition was true because
everything happens for a reason i don't
think i would have ever dated Summer if
it wasn't for me going up that weekend
but I'll get into that. That's another video.
That story is a shit show. Yeah I just really really really
wanted to go so she texted me and I
asked my parents and I was like mom dad
can I please go to Reno this weekend?
Like all my friends are
going. I'm going to drink so much alcohol
and almost die. Just kidding, but like really
though I keep asking them and my parents are
like no like over our dead body you are
not fucking going to Reno and my parents
were always really really lenient when I
was growing up like I could ask them for
something enough times and they would
say yes no matter what it was I feel
like if I literally wanted to do cocaine
and every day for like two weeks was
like please let me do cocaine mom and dad
please please please! By like the end of the two
weeks they would say yes just to shut me
up not like literally cocaine. I'm
really making my parents look bad but like you
get it like they would say yes to
anything but for some reason they were
not budging on letting me go to Reno no
matter what they were like it's an
eight-hour Drive you're driving down one
long road like it's one just dark long
road for eight hours teenagers don't
know how to drive you get in a car
accident you can get pulled over
you could get arrested, [fake cough], I'm not going to
do that mom and dad that they were right like
they were one hundred percent right they
weren't budging they literally were at the
point they were like, if you go, we are
calling the police,
that is the bottom line. So me being the
stellar child that I am I was just
fucking 10 out of 10, grade A, honor roll
fucking nerd that I was. I told my parents
that I was gonna stay the weekend as I
packed my rolling suitcase to go stay at
a friend's house my friend Brie's house
for the weekend and I was like we're
just gonna hang out whatever I already
went like took pictures with Brie like
sending them in case they ask me for
like pictures. I was so prepared to
pretend like i was going to Brie's house
for the weekend so I waited friday
morning for my dad to go to work at like
6am my mom was obviously asleep and I
had my friends come and get me then so
my parents wouldn't see me like leave
a card like obviously wasn't Brie's car
and so my friends pull up and they're
all ready to go to Reno and I only
really know the girl that's driving I
kind of was like acquaintances with the
girl in shotgun and then the other kid that
was with them I didn't know at all this
was just a terribly unsafe situation.
Her car was like a beat-up 2002 Ford that was
just screaming like I'm gonna break down
any second but of course we're gonna
drive it eight hours away I don't know.
So I walk out of the house
at like 6am with my suitcase and I walk up to the
car and the girl that I know know is driving
the girl that I kind of know is in
shotgun and then there's just this kid
in the back seat and as I'm literally putting
my luggage into the backseat he just
sparks up the fattest fucking blunt.
In that moment, Tana knew, she fucked up.
And so, I immediately just look at this kid and
he's like the biggest fucking stoner
druggie turn up whatever I'm not meaning
to talk shit he's actually a really nice
kid but just like weed bro like the
biggest fucking stoner I've ever seen in
my life he literally all he brought with
him to Reno was a JanSport backpack and
the inside of this backpack like no zip
lock bags like nothin just the backpack
itself was filled with like just nugs
of weed like ounces like
physically imagine like a JanSport
backpack just zipped open just filled with
weed like there's no.. [laughs] It wasn't in like
ziplock bags like it just like you would
open it was like confetti like weed that's
the only thing he brought with him for a
three-day trip and like paraphernalia
but we'll get into that in a moment
ok like no clothes just a bag a JanSport
backpack filled with ounces of weed. Go shred
a beauty blender! I get in the car
he's smoking a bunch of weed, whatever we
start on our drive and so we're probably
like 30 minutes out like beginning this
eight hour drive to Reno and the girl in
the front seat pulls over and she's like
okay guys it's time and I'm like time for
what she's like for our first dab I'm
like if you wanted a biz add a bit like
pure THC like the chemical in weed
condensed into wax form looks like honey
and like one hit like fucks you up like
staring at a wall for 8 fucking hours think
about Hillary Clinton's emails like
fucked up like that's how fucked up a
dab has you okay so like to drive an
eight-hour drive on dabs is so dumb like
she was literally like jeopardizing our
lives like I can't even so we pull over
whatever
and the stoner kid pulls out this thing
called a vicino and it's like add a
break like add a break is like what you
smoke dabs out of because you have to
like light it was like a fucking torch
like a torch like a torch like look at
the torch
ok so he pulls out a daba chino which is
add a drink but it's shaped like a
starbucks Frappuccino you can look it up
it's the worst thing ever like if you
have that like get a job like move out
of your mom's house but they're like
fucking four hundred dollars and in like
this stoner world like a stoner porn on
Twitter that's like that's like the best
thing you can get like that is the most
expensive thing you can get like dude
abs out of whatever he was obviously
very proud of it was literally his
prized possession and he pulled out the
data Chino and they all start taking
dabs out of this data channel and so
we're driving down the road after
they've taken these dabs about an hour
into the drive and the girl starts
falling asleep at the wheel like we're
all asleep and like veering off the road
and so we all wake up to her like
veering off the one like what the fuck
is going on and she's like I don't even know
everything like I fell asleep at the
wheel like I don't know maybe they can
be whatever so then we all decided that
she shouldn't drive anymore and so then
the stoner kid switches places with her
and now she's in the back seat and he's
driving her car and for the rest of the
drive is literally going like a hundred
and ten miles per hour
blasting like eminem music while like
taking dabs and driving like I think I'm
gonna die I'm so sorry mom my parents
are right i shouldn't've gone to Reno
whatever so we get to Reno it is a
weekend filled of me almost dying a
million times so much underage drinking
like I don't know what to say we just
imagine me like in a party like naked as fuck
like whiskey bottle turned upside down
like drinking way too much like I every
now that like I don't even know how to
describe it
that's what happened just imagine me
naked and like way to drop like way too
drunk search let's shut the fuck up like
how is it
re eat my quest be so the entire weekend
is a shit you're like I said all of the
girls we came with are constantly
finding their like I'm just gonna fly
home I'm gonna get a fucking
flag it was just an overall miserable
trip i may or may not have hooked up
with like someone for the first time I
don't even you can put two and two
together it was a shitshow the entire
weekend was a fucking wreck
ok so I failed to mention that one of
the nights i literally slept in a dorm
room on a fuzzy rug with no blankets and
one of the other nights that I was there
the girl that we drove with told
everyone that we were with that if she
didn't sleep in her car with her because
she was fighting with all of the other
girls that she wouldn't drive us home so
i slept in a freezing car in 40-degree
weather and shook for 12 hours just
forgot to mention you know like where I
slept for my sleeping arrangements so
you know i thought i'd share and the
sunday morning comes around and we all
are done we are ready to go we've had
another Reno way too much on protections
expected and so I'm gonna give you guys
a breakdown of what is in the car before
I start the rest of this story
Amar'e shut up so we had to open halfway
finished handles like the biggest size
of alcohol you can get of captain morgan
stoner kid brought a bag of twenties
annex that he was gonna sell while we
were there and he didn't sell any of
them keep in mind one xanax is a
misdemeanor 20 of them is 20
misdemeanors like in jail I don't know
how that works guys look do I look like
and how that works you get it whatever
an entire jansport backpack full of
marijuana a pipe a bomb that was
Rastafarian colored average you know
dabs wax THC which is the only credible
charge like in jail especially like
small towns and shit like that which
I'll get into in a moment a torch and
like the little too late just look up a
blowtorch and then come back to this
video and various other small bottles of
liquor and the entire floor of the car
is just covered in like sprinkles of
weed because obviously stoner kid
doesn't care about like the little notes
that we think he's fucking rich in weed
and doesn't need those so there's all
over the floor of the car
Swisher sweet wrappers like roll blunts
with like the cars just filled with
everything that and we're driving home
when we all just want to get home
because it's been like the roughest
weekend never so of course this girl was
going like a hundred and thirty fucking
miles per hour like literally a hundred
plus miles per hour like really into
fucking beat the fuck up 2002 for
fucking fuck you shit and so she's
driving down the road going like 110 for
one of these random small towns and
everyone has been just smoking weed the
entire way like she has he has like the
other girls I have like sorry mom
and so we're driving down the road and
started like you know it sounds good
right now I think we should smoke us sad
please don't know what's a stupid word
for what that please yeah like a fire
back in such as blend plug-in fatty
blizz hopefully you know you get the
point so you like we need a roll up that
blood or whatever and so he gets out
this professional ass like I searched
for this like I bought this on amazon as
blood rolling trade to roll this
motherfucking blood on them just like
grabbed the casual handful of fucking
weed out of his chips for parking back
and puts it on his like a little trade
gets out a swisher sweet and starts
rolling a blunt there's weed absolutely
everywhere I just want you guys to
imagine like a giant man was like get
the can I see the Parmesan cheese shaker
so like pretend that this is the floor
of the car
I was doing so much for this and this is
weed
this is what the floor of the car looked
like the that is what the fuck why don't
we
so now we're driving down the road and
we're smoking this fucking fat blunt and
she is still driving a hundred and ten
miles per hour so we're driving it was
really really small town i believe it
was Tonopah you guys can look it up
Tonopah Nevada and these small towns
with populations of like a hundred or
two hundred or something like that so
they make the majority of their money
from like speeding tickets and pulling
over people driving through their towns
that's how the cops have to make their
money you know and all of a sudden we
see a cop passing us on the other side
of the road it's like a two-lane road so
it's very easy for them to just like
turn around and pull us over you know
and so she's going down this road going
with 210 miles per hour and we're all
smoking this blunt and as we're
literally smoking and she's going 110 we
passed a car going the opposite
direction over like oh fuck oh fuck what
do we do we just passed a cop oh my god
i was going 110 like what I do there's a
blonde is Weekend everywhere like what
do we do
and so we see the cop turn around turn
around and pull us over because
obviously we're going 110 like why would
we like a car full of teenagers whatever
and so have the copies turning around
donor kids fucking four-point-oh GPA
intelligent a stoner kid decides that
the smart thing to do is to take his
fucking trey is rolling papers all of
the weed like the blunt wrap and the
blood itself and just throw it out the
window directly behind us where the cop
now is like he's like why don't you just
throw it at the talk whether you just
shine a flashlight wave at the top and
throw it at the fucking cop like you
fucking 80 it why would you do that why
would you do that
course as soon as he throws that the cop
turns lights on and pulls us over for
waiting in the car were like oh my god
like this is so shitty like what the
fuck are we gonna do like we were all
joking all day to what if you pull over
and like of course we get pulled over
we're literally sitting there in the car
while the cop is behind us for like a
fucking eternity like at least 45
minutes and we're all just like what do
we do like oh my god my parents
the no idea that i went to Reno or that
I was in reno as i was driving home from
you know they thought I was like at
Brie's house for the weekend I'm
freaking the fuck out finally
45 minutes later the cop pulls up to the
window with his flashlight and knocks on
the window and of course I don't know
how the fuck this motherfucker did it's
loose a scavenger ask detective ass
motherfucker I don't even get it we roll
down the window and he's holding the
tray with the blood and the blunt wraps
and the weed that we threw out the
window in his hand and he goes do you
got to drop this and we're like five and
so every one of the cars like it's not
ours we swear blogs like cut your
fucking shale I saw you through you guys
are dumb as fuck and we ask for all of
our ids and he's going through
everyone's ID and he's like okay Baba 18
like Las Vegas here's your ID back baba
19 Las Vegas a lot 22 Las Vegas hands in
his ID back looks at mighty and is like
16 huh
and I'm like yeah 16 and he like what do
you think you're doing out here like you
know what all these people can get
charged with like you even being in the
car like yelling at them yet even known
anything that we like done yet other
than the weed I don't know what he's
like screaming at me I'm like I'm sorry
I'm 16 I don't know what to do about it
I fucking know piece-of-shit high and we
have always get out of the car and it's
like 40 degrees were all obviously
wearing no clothes to fucking whores and
we're standing on the side of the road
in the fucking dirt while this officer
starts going through the car he had
probable cause to search the car because
he talked to us like throwing the blind
out of the car whatever she's going
through the car he's gathering up all
the weed on the floor he finds a pipe in
the glovebox he finds the bong in the
middle compartment and he's just lining
up all the things he finds on the side
of the road before us one by one so
finally he gets the trunk he finds the
two handles of captain he finds the
little bottles of UV he finds the
twenties the annex he finds the
motherfucking daba chino the jansport
backpack
pull away he finds it off and he lines
all of it up before us
he looks at all of us and he goes you're
under arrest and we're all like so he
makes all four of us get on our knees
with the handcuffs in a line hands off
our knees sitting there in the freezing
fucking cool and so then of course
because we're on our knees in the
freezing cold like why would it just be
that easy goes back to the car to file
some reports and of course that takes
like 30 fucking minutes so 4 30 minutes
i'm in the freezing cold my hands
handcuffed behind my back and on my
knees in the middle of nowhere in
tonopah nevada in 40-degree weather
bawling my eyes out i'm literally please
God please don't let me get arrested i
don't want to my parents and police the
other three kids and whether atheist and
they're just looking at me like oh my
god no no no no and so finally after
like 30 minutes he comes back over to us
we all stand up and he's like you three
go over there to the other three kids
and then to me he's like you're a minor
what do you think you're doing like
lecture 34 just like 30 minutes and then
you read me off all the charges and he's
like you're on minor like you just began
your life and you're already about to be
charged with drug paraphernalia drug
possession minor in possession minor in
contribution or whatever then X that's
20 felonies there's 20 zanuck speeding
drunk driving contributing and driving
under the influence like blotches
listing all these fucking charges that
I'm gonna have I'm bawling my eyes out
and so finally he's like where's your
phone and I'm like oh my god I'm so you
take my phone out of my pocket and he
calls my mom and he's holding my phone
in my face and he's like tell her tell
your mom what you tell your mom and dad
what you fucking did look like in my
face patronizing the living fucking shit
out of me and so he's holding this phone
in my face its range my mom and she
answers and I'm like a mom I'm in reno i
just got pulled over on the side of the
road i'm about to go to jail for drug
paraphernalia drug charges then x felony
charges minor in possession of alcohol
minor contribution alcohol driving under
the influence blah blah blah blah i'm
I'm literally laughs and she's like are
you a bridge like prank calling me like
deadass in the sweetest voice literally
thinks I'm with Briana house prank
calling her look no mom I didn't sorry
I'm sorry you're gonna have to come get
me i'm in Tonopah Nevada whatever and
she's like I still don't believe you
like you're just kidding honey like i'll
see you tomorrow like love you bye
and then the officer gets on the phone
he's like no no this is officer suck
your dick cocking we're on the side of
the road and chillin up on that and your
daughter tamarine let her rest for blah
blah blah blah and my mom literally goes
oh then I'm not coming together and the
officer goes ok and hangs up I don't get
to say but I don't mean to say I'm sorry
my mom was not gonna fucking come and
get me at six the fuck hours away from
fucking Las Vegas like literally six
hours away the jail in this town is so
small so then the cop takes my phone put
them in his pocket and he's like well I
guess you're just gonna have to go to
jail with all the murderers and child
rapists and random people from this town
you know like I'm sorry I'm sorry and
I'm balling my eyes I'm begging him not
to i'm begging on keep saying no so
finally he gets all the other kids over
and he's like ok here's what I'm gonna
have you guys do before I arrest you
when you go to jail he's like I'm gonna
have you guys smash all of your stuff
that's so stoner kid up until this
entire point was one hundred percent
oppose didn't shut it here wasn't mad he
was getting arrested wasn't over any of
it was totally fine straight face he was
literally standing up with the handles
on the fuck the police fuck 12 fuck off
but the shield and as soon as the police
officer tells him that he has to smash
his drug paraphernalia
that's what broke him people race out
into tears he's bawling his eyes out as
a no fucked well fuck sobs man fuck this
but the police they pick man they pigs
and I'm not shut the fuck up i wanna go
to fucking jail and one of
fucking Nevada liquid he's literally
like calling the police like pigs like
to this guy's face like it was he makes
all of us lineup and one by one is
making us like smashing handle smash
handle smash the vodka / the vodka smash
the bong smash the pipe we all have this
step on those annex one-by-one crumble
the weed like between are handcuffed
hands until it was like nothing was
blowing away in the wind this kids
bowling advise out and lastly we get to
the data chino an officer looks at
stoner kid is holding the data chino
takes the kids handcuffs off makes them
put his hands up like this
what's the data chino in his hands the
officer gets this close to his face and
he goes smash it and making this is all
like whatever little cookie that's what
broke an absolute literally grabbed like
Google fun police can imagine
established you everywhere and it falls
to the ground and he's bawling advisor
so the officer gets back on top of him
put them back in handcuffs put all four
of us back on our knees all of our
things by the way like all of our
suitcases filled with clothes all our
clothes just spread across the street
when the officers going over something
you just throwing shit everywhere just
getting out all the bad shit our stuff
is literally everywhere that's always
walking all over our clothes that are
all over the street and looks at all of
us and was like so you all are about to
go to jail i'm about to call for backup
and I'm about to take you guys away and
you guys will have the charges of
speeding you three will have
contributing to a minor contributing to
the influence of a minor contributing
alcohol to a minor you all have drug
paraphernalia charges 20 counts of
misdemeanor due to possession of xanax
or like possession of a narcotic without
prescription or whatever the most
grandiose count of weed charge anyone
could ever have in their entire life
like it was literally like a felony
possession to urge minor in consumption
of alcohol minor in possession of
alcohol minor distribution of alcohol
driving under the influence aiding and
getting a criminal driving under the
influence in possession possession with
intent to distribute like blah
he's reading all these charges we are
all bawling our eyes off my mom is
blowing up my phone and he has and he's
reading the textbook I'm not coming to
get you you're gonna have to spend the
night in jail with murderers and child
rapist and so finally the officer goes
behind all four of us can take this key
out of his little officer about and
one-by-one undoes all of our handcuffs
and takes them away and so were like
what do you think about how we are under
arrest and he looks at all of us and he
goes you just got Punk'd be safer next
time have a safe drive home and writes
the girls speeding ticket and just
drives away we all spend the next hour
on the side of the road in tonopah
fucking Nevada packing all of our
clothes back into our suitcases in
40-degree weather and we get back in the
car we start driving home and I called
my mom and I'm like how funny was that
oh my god we totally fucking guy your
dad within on he pretended to be a cop
I'm a fucking breeze out
Oh see you tomorrow and my mom was just
like oh my god honey like you terrified
me I was so fucking mad all pissed you I
was not gonna come get you
oh my god i'm like 'oh wasn't in a funny
joke like five all of you literally
until today until this video goes live
my mom thinks that was a prank and it
wasn't a prank and then the rest of the
car ride home
we gathered the rest of the weed off of
the floor of the car and smoked it
because teenagers don't fucking learn
anything and they're really shitty
fucking people that is the story of the
time that a police officer scared me
absolutely shitless I thought my entire
life is over and I was gonna have to
spend i spent life not even the night in
jail in tonopah fucking about us six
hours from home with more fucking
charges than like gucci mane if you
learn anything in this video don't just
don't do anything that I stated at all
at all at all your parents are probably
fucking right I'm a piece of fucking
shit so i hope you guys enjoyed that
little story if you did make sure to
subscribe if you want
hear more stories of times I've been
almost arrested arrested detained
anything like that i have a fucking
million because i was a delinquent
fucking child and like i always say i
hope you guys can learn from things that
I did wrong and not do them wrong
because I was such a fucking dumbass and
i love you guys so much so much thank
you for being this amazing family of two
million and i will talk about that in my
next video because this video was
supposed to go up a minute ago and it's
too much for this out right now the
feelings and emotions but i have but i
love you guys so much and i will talk to
you in the next video bye
