B: Hi, I’m Bulbasaur.
S: And I’m Squirtle!
B: And this is Pokémon...Squirtle?
S: Yeah?
B: Are you not going to interrupt me?
S: No not today.
Wasn’t in the mood.
B: Well...okay then...today on Pokémon Talk
we have a very special--
S: OH NO THERE’S A FIRE!
B: WHAT?!
WHERE?!
S: April Fooooools!
I interrupted you at a different time.
*silence*
S: Do you get it?
I normally interrupt you at the beginning
but I interrupted you here instead.
*still silent*
S: It’s funny.
*silence*
B: This guest is a well-known member of the
original 151 Pokémon and isn’t as odd as
people might assume.
Everyone please give a warm welcome to...Oddish!
*applause*
O: How’s it going everyone?
B: Welcome to the show Oddish!
So let’s start things off by having you
tell us a bit about yourself.
What do you like to do?
O: Well my favorite thing to do is draw cartoons!
I do that quite a lot.
S: Wait, hold the phone.
O: Okay.
S: You like to draw?
How do you draw?
O: I use Paint Tool Sai and a drawing tablet
with a smudge guard glove.
B: Oooh fancy.
S: No no no that’s not what I meant.
How are you physically capable of drawing?
O: Well it just takes a lot of practice.
If you want to be good, you just have to keep
working on--
S: YOU DON’T HAVE HANDS ODDISH!
O: Ooooooh.
Right.
I guess my ability to draw so well makes me
pretty weird.
B: You’re not weird!
Just a little oddish.
O: AW!
DUDE THATS MY NAME!!
S: Way to go for the low-hanging fruit Bulbasaur.
O: Would you guys like to see one of my drawings?
B: Sure!
O: Alright, here it is.
B: Wow that’s really good Oddish!
S: That style looks very familiar...but regardless,
I give it a 6.
B: Oh come on Squirtle that was really good!
S: You’re just biased because you two have
a grass type bromance going on here.
B: How dare you!
O: We are grass-POISON type thank you very
much!
(wait, I’m really a poison type?)
S: Which makes NO SENSE by the way!
Bulbasaur you’re the seed Pokémon, and
last I checked, seeds aren’t poisonous!
B: Actually the seeds of rosary peas and castor
beans can be fatal if consumed.
S: Oh.
Well Oddish there’s no way you should be
poison type!
You’re the Weed Pokémon!
Weeds aren’t poisonous.
There’s nothing wrong with weed--well...I
guess it depends on who you ask.
O: Admittedly Gen 1 did go a bit crazy with
the poison types.
But at least in this situation I’m not the
odd one out.
B: Or the Oddish one out!
S: I was going to make fun of you again for
an easy pun but now I have this unsettling
feeling I’m not in on a joke that everyone
else is.
It’s just so familiar...
O: I love inside jokes.
I’ve always wanted to be inside a joke.
B: I feel like you already are!
O: Oh!
This reminds me of that time when I worked
at a Sooubway.
S: Don’t you mean Subway?
B: People like references Squirtle.
Let him continue.
S: I have never met a single person who enjoyed
making a works cited so I have no idea what
you’re talking about.
O: There was this one lady who came in and
ordered a sandwich, but she wanted extra lettuce.
B: That is so rude.
S: Why is that rude?
B: How would you feel if you were a waiter
and someone ordered turtle soup?
S: That wouldn’t bother me at all.
I’m obviously a squirrel.
O: So yeah it was really upsetting.
*long silence*
S: Is that it?
O: Yeah that’s all I got.
S: Someone just ordered extra lettuce and
nothing else happened?
B: You’re being insensitive Squirtle.
I’m very sorry that happened to you Oddish.
I’d be traumatized as well.
O: Thanks dude.
S: Okay well regardless of all that, I have
definitely heard a story like that somewhere
before.
So many things about you are ringing a bell…
*dinging bell sounds*
O: ...sorry.
S: That’s it!
I’ve figured it out!
You’re not who you say you are Oddish!
O: *nervously* What do you mean?
S: It’s so clear to me now...the drawing,
the pun, the Subway story...it all points
to...THEODD1SOUT!
O: *gets emotional* Okay!
Fine! ...you got me...I’m really--
S: A big fan of theodd1sout!
O: What?
I mean yes!
Yes I am!
S: That’s great!
I am too.
Funny guy.
High quality videos.
O: Oh yeah he makes great stuff.
B: Okay now I feel like I’m not in on something.
S: OH NO THERE’S ANOTHER FIRE!!
B: You’re not fooling me again Squirtle.
Don’t fall for his tricks Odd...ish?
*fire crackling*
O: I think I should go.
B: Well that’s weird.
I didn’t know Oddishes could spontaneously
combust.
S: April Fooooools!
S: Wait that was actually theodd1sout?
And I set him on fire?
Well I’ll be darned what a day this has
been.
