(upbeat music)
- Hello!
- Guess who's back, back, back,
back again, 'gain, 'gain.
- Manjeet's back, tell again.
- Best Shawn Mendes song!
- I know most people these
days staying at home,
and not going to work.
- Or maybe some people still doing work,
because they're doing
all housework in house,
because everybody else useless.
- Or maybe some people stuck at home
with people they don't like.
- Okay, why don't you go outside
and shake everybody hand, huh?
I don't care.
- I am very happy.
- Okay, I hide hand sanitizer from you.
- We decided to do one
of our favorite hobbies,
you know, beside working out.
- Criticize, I mean, react
react to our daughter Lilly's
Instant Gram pictures.
- That's right, but before we
do this, Lilly want us to say,
"Please subscribing this channel."
- Huh huh, you want to see
more Paramjit and Manjit,
but mostly Paramjit, then click subscribe.
- It is free to do, also it
is very nice thing to do,
so don't be dumb.
- Do right now, or I tell your
mom you're pregnant, okay?
That's right, you too boys.
- Okay, let's do, shall we do?
Let's do, okay!
Oh my god, Instant Gram!
Oh my god, nine point
two million followers.
This the real virus right here.
- You all have nothing better to do, huh?
Nine point two, heh.
Ew, dirty animal!
Ah, so smelly!
Oh, and then there is
also goat in this picture.
- Lilly always have the weirdest friends.
Okay, first Humble the Poet, now this?
- Why Lilly look like
Beetlejuice got his period?
- Lilly the GOAT.
(foreign language) of all time.
- You know, so funny, I
never see this picture of
Lilly and my mother-in-law.
- Lilly still the hairier one.
- Okay, next. (Paramjit whines)
I don't understand why Lilly
always do makeup like raccoon.
- She look like Marvel villain
Tinter profile picture.
We all know you evil Lilly, okay?
You not fooling anybody.
- What bloody YouTube
tutorial you watching, huh?
How to do smoky eye and
disappoint your parents
at same time?
- Look like a evil Charles James.
- Not Charles James, dumb
head, it's James Charlie.
- Huh, huh, James Charlie.
Her eye look like barbecue after I use.
- After you burn.
- Okay, Lilly looking like a girl!
- This my daughter?
Where she is, huh?
Vanity Fair, okay, circus time!
(Manjit sings calliope theme)
- Huh huh, she look like a Snow White.
You know, except she will never have
seven men around, that's okay.
- Hold hold hold, who the
bloody hell is Jon and
why she went to circus with him, huh?
Why he taking pictures of you, Lilly?
- Lilly, you went to circus
with somebody before marriage?
What will people think.
- I like circus though,
I like rides, you know,
roller coaster going up
and down, up and down,
up and down, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Remind me of my wife's mood.
- I like circus too you know.
That's why I marry clown.
- Heh?
- Okay next.
(clears throat)
Look at me, my name Lilly,
I want my mom to beat my face.
- I have one question, okay Lilly?
Am I at a KFC, huh, no?
Okay, then why I am being served this leg?
This (foreign language), heh?
- This is how I teach you to sit, huh?
- I come from India to Canada, 1972,
for what, huh, for this?
- I remember when I was small girl
I want to wear one capri pant,
my daddy say no you
cannot wear capri pant,
why for what huh, so my daughter can wear
bloody broken clothes that don't even
work properly, huh?
- I work 30 hours a day with
only one hour sleep, for what?
- People laughing on the street,
look you hear they saying too
oh, you see Paramjit daughter,
yeah, she wearing broken dress
so she definitely doing
drugs, they are saying.
- You know, when Lilly eight years old,
she say daddy I want bike,
so you know what I do, I
buy her bike okay, for what?
So she can ride all over my heart, huh?
For what?
- You know they saying oh
she definitely went to jail,
they saying on street,
listen, they're saying!
Put your dress on my head!
- Garbage!
- Okay, next.
Hmmm, good job.
- Drinking in ocean?
You don't remember what happened to Nemo?
- Then she say mummy, I don't understand
why I have a pimple.
- Nemo get drunk and then he get lost.
- Mummy, why don't I have
a abs? (imitates gulping)
Dumb.
- And then
he get eaten by shark, okay,
him and his dumb friend Judy.
- Not Judy, Dory.
- Huh huh, Jovy, doesn't matter, okay,
the point is now they both dead,
I see them both at supermarket.
- Okay okay, on Wednesdays
we pretend to have a money.
- Okay Lilly, we all know
you rent this outfit okay?
That's okay I know fashion.
- Look like Big Bird on drugs.
- Huh, what is that, I have to put
my emotional support animal in cage?
No no ma'am, no don't worry about cage,
this just my daughter.
- I pay four years
university tuition, okay?
And my dumb daughter don't even know
how to wear jacket properly.
- When your jacket made of Care Bears
but your life still very sad.
- Why you don't put arms
through jacket, huh?
And then you going to come and say
mummy I am sick, mummy help me.
What is point of jacket,
huh, to put on my head?
Heh?
- My daughter (mumbles) okay!
My daughter look very pretty
look, look, look, heh.
Manjit quick, put this
picture on Shaadi.com.
This my daughter, looking for husband.
As you can see, she is thirsty candy cane.
- My daughter want to
know where is Waldo, huh?
So if you Waldo and also doctor,
then please send your bio data!
- I promise her sleeves won't
always be balloons like this.
- First time I am ever feeling proud.
- Yeah, wait huh, what
about when you marry me?
- First time I am ever feeling proud!
- Okay.
- Wait wait wait, Paramjit,
why Adele hugging Lilly?
- That's not Adele, that's Meghan Trainor.
- Huh, okay okay, huh.
The closest Lilly will
ever get to a trainer.
- Look at this one, nice girl, hmm!
- Oh my god, look at this one,
Lilly why can't you dress
like this more often, huh?
Nice girl.
- Look like
cover of Bollywood movie, you know?
(foreign language)
- Slumdog Average.
- One Idiot.
- (foreign language), Always Dumb.
- (foreign language) Zone.
- Hmmm, hmmm, the real
reason the NBA get cancel.
- How dinosaurs really got extinct.
- Lilly, you make Barney
so mad, he turn red.
- Lilly, why you always bringing
home this kind of boy huh?
You think these kind of
people can give you good life?
- What village he from, huh?
- Huh, what's his backup plan?
- You think his family will
respect our family values?
- Mmm, according to Jurassic
Park, the answer no.
- Instant Gram, okay.
I hate it.
- When life give you lemons, make a shirt.
- Neck pain but make it fashion.
- I don't understand how you never know
how to button your shirt, but you somehow
always know how to push my button.
- I don't have time to
help daddy with computer,
but I have time to match
my hair tie to my shirt,
I am a good daughter, coo
coo coo coo coo, garbage.
- I don't have time to learn to make roti,
but I have time to show my bra,
when am I going to see bloody picture with
Lilly and some curry, huh?
Okay, touche.
- Hmmm, Lebran James, good guy.
Okay, that's it we did YouTube video.
Make sure you liking and subscribing.
- Huh, and if you want
be useless dumb head kid
that's staring at phone all
day like tick tick tick,
follow Lilly on Instant Gram
at L-I-L-L-Y, that's Lilly.
- No cap.
- Hmmm, no capping.
- Hello everybody, cool
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Chandigarh, sector 17, thank you so much
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