all right it's Wednesday you know what
that means yeah Playing with Sacks™ Iknow a lot
of people hate Wednesdays yeah I'm I can
go either way really I mean it's hump
day you're better Tuesday yeah it
definitely is better than job so but
here we are Wednesday bringing to you
some awesome content hopefully Jiki Oh
osteo berry peroneus yeah that game on
the sega saturn AKA chatting per odious
yeah
anyway it's from Konami it's two players
I've never played this game two players
before I don't think we may have back in
the day
yeah possible I don't I don't think we
have together no this is first you guys
are witnessing he first you are here
with us there we go
be I'm gonna be sweet to or die soon so
it's you or don't you mmm I like the
green one yeah
I like these guys they're so hilarious
they're hilarious who doesn't want to be
a stick figure on a paper airplane
yeah bored yes a beat yeah that was his
manual or auto yeah for your pen room so
hopefully a pic manual I don't know it
does a good job with Auto though does it
okay we'll find out okay they're both
talking yeah yeah now if we stay close
together I think we have like a powerful
attack or something to that effect can
see I just totally go easy
yeah it's not worth dying for no so this
game is definitely uh you know it's also
on this Super Famicom yeah but I think
it's personally I like it a lot better
here but I'm really impressed with you
did with the Super Famicom version yeah
that was pretty amazing and of course
it's stealing all the power-ups I'm not
a mutants going into there yeah but you
when you do that he's still all the
power hey you did the exact same thing
well that's okay though no that's not
okay mm-hmm and I've gotten automatic
power of which normally I don't choose I
like to manually select what I get those
you can have those cuz I'm local laser
and I can't choose anything until my
stupid horn goes away all right kid
those get your lazy what is he saying I
have no idea but is I find it very funny
I love you if you watch my review of
this on the Super Famicom you'll notice
it I still love the way these there we
go anyways um yeah since I'm on fire
right kid what were you saying yeah the
how my bombs are either stick figures
and this level they start dancing to the
music instead of going and killing
things yeah love it Konami it was very
good adding all this extra depth today
yeah back in the day the day when they
cared about yeah we get here but now
that yeah and don't forget the hidden
fairies which are good for extra point
which I'll take because I guarantee I'll
be dying a lot more than you well since
you are the shooter master I am NOT a
master I'm okay
and economic input Konami site so now
drop it right on your freaking head the
Konami sign kills you in this game you
know what's up with that
I'm accidentally chose you speed up when
I didn't want to let's say going extra
fast I'm going extra fast but at least I
have three options yes what I don't like
is the bells when you keep shooting them
they just they just bounce back instead
of go off-screen yes and I don't like
things staying on screen I know but I
still want to shoot the boss yes and I
find myself working these stupid bells
constantly trying to juggle with them
yeah so I can get to you know I'll know
the green one makes you super big and
invincible and so forth and that's only
one I ever really get the big one yeah
and the other one gives you the at least
with the big Viper horn wait would ya
like and then there's another one well
the big one that you're invincible yes I
can't remember what the other colors do
yeah I wish there weren't that I wish
you I knew what it was saying that oh
crap I died for the pursue for the
second thing you need an STI
yeah what's the thing I don't know it
says something different each time I use
mmm or the insult you got to be insult
but gotta be I wish this guy would get
over to where we could shoot him yeah I
mean I'm enjoying his dance but huh
people did we just misgender him uh I
probably hurt it Zee
the answer was either kick up my ass it
feels great
Hey
quit it I'm sorry let's just have it you
know yeah you know get it fast
hey didn't I get the blue one awesome
okay whoa boy
two things rotation um does that upset
your sensibilities no it doesn't either
wonder what they're doing when you drop
your green things and lands that lands
on me and it scares me I know you think
I got a dog being attacked yeah I'm
being attacked
get the hippo he's gonna give us a lot
of bells come on get them any one of you
like that one green one
okay the silver one does the horn thing
yeah gotta look out for the poops
like I say the hidden fairies for extra
points yeah
we are back in high school I don't think
I'm I thought I selected automatic for
the weapons power-ups but I don't think
I did
cuz I'm having to do on my son you are
Bo there's even fairy I'll get it okay
ten thousand points um yeah I picked
Auto because it's crap I eat this thing
what it's oh yeah yeah I got trapped II
I got oh my god
so all my powers have been taken away
which sucks yeah stupid Parodi I had
this with me so okay die Nina okay yeah
I'll let you get that what are you going
for yeah I'm going for another option no
should it was try to go a different
direction see which way it scrolls the
moai heads now lipstick on them so funny
you never used a cone on your pencil
before I want some Konami pen you know
I'm sure they actually make them too
that would be awesome yeah I mean not
like yeah party trashy pencils like real
Konami pencil that they made back in the
amp then you sharpen them and then
they're useless they devalue these are
used huh you just want those people that
a bit those penguins alright I love it I
know
hey we were sleeping over here honor
Konami Konami smell so good
oh that's how that coming too
don't you hate that I do an easier dip
look Kiki WY I do like is that it's
respawning us without sending us back up
yes that's nice it's two players so of
course it's uh Sh Oh rut ro a guy I have
to get the next power up because I'm
going super slow okay you got it
move them right there watch out for the
lipsticks
yeah I'm trying you can blow the kisses
look at the toilet hook something going
on there
I don't know but I don't touch you I
don't want to touch you your reign when
I pass you Jim my channel like this yeah
jumping creatures oh right into the
floor trying to get those power on here
ah possible I don't know but that's the
anyway there we go
that evens it out okay now I know it I
do mean whoa all right
alright times you've got these random
anime chicks floating in these bubbles
we heat bubble and then for no reason
comes a big floating canopy
no one kisses thank you we're gonna be
dress oh good pick Delia yes my freakin
Sloane is your green oh I couldn't give
the green thing they're gonna make it
one watch out
get back get away you mm-hmm always
popular the two girls right now
massive dildo massive torpedo can I
could use a pair of pregnant yeah not
the drug speed but okay I got the red
red one but I don't know what the red
one does the red belt um that that's a
purple one do nothing one of them gives
you like this green clearing bomb oh
yeah what color
ridiculous
Oh like that oh no it actually plays a
little screen but that's a good one
though yeah cuz the the green one can i
harm her with your anyone yeah yeah make
sure you get back before you drink
well it'll show me I'm still invincible
yes
Oh paying attention to the bells we suck
at Proteus my turn again their face for
that there she you're dead I can't
destroy the balloons like at all
yeah you can't destroy these card guys
you have to shoot him in the headers I'm
going way too fast to kind of thing they
diet gives me like shaking well you're
just stunning home
hey fireworks pretty
yeah here between B this is not your
game fu twin D I get out of our game got
your own game
whoa you got a two-for-one on that I
know
oh I shouldn't touch them shouldn't it
I'm gonna touch because I have nothing
to lose all right
oh I got the oh my god they just go
though my get it to you yeah no no
captain the original Proteus was it the
cat here no something else to peek oh we
should have perhaps practice before you
do this isn't trying to hit it without
getting hit myself he's your son he'll
get out of the way already told you to
get back to your own game are you taking
him out I got him with my PC are you
taking get on screen are you damn
oh that's right about to get that green
oh I've got the screen clearing one
watch out for her tits
come on watching baby lotta lip a lot of
boob not much else nothing else she
obviously doesn't me about me no she's a
big hand
yeah hands feet calves you need to hold
that big boobs yeah yeah nasty
bargaining she came from the nasty bar
you expect to find someone like this
actually worked out top corner of the
screen we both only have pea shooters we
can't seem to keep our weapons and I
have no speed hey we did it take that it
nasty bar girl they got a laser
I got a laser - but look at my laser
don't like that no Thank You Juan Diaz
perform them and then oh well you no
longer have the lazy I don't have a
laser I got the big guy this is crazy
when it follows you green scrolling I
have no idea where we're going
me neither but keep going oh my got this
again at least I got an option I really
watched it closely this time I think if
you land on a blank space you get an oh
my god finally getting some power-ups I
guess yeah you guys kind of crap least
there's not too many enemies flying
around in it oh yeah
especially there's a dead in we're
really six don't crap are there dead
ends in this um you know but at least
you can kind of shoot up at a diagonal
yeah so hasn't moved
yeah okay well I used to be able to
shoot up at a diamond oh I used to have
a laser clear a path
yeah thank you nope can't kill him so
you just gotta avoid him
dodge your player to him nice catch
thank you oh man I'm gonna Sutter and a
guy yeah oh we got to get the
combination right come on
daddy get up there we go oh this is no
good no good
I barely did it came here wish I could
help you
oh maybe this have to they just take
somebody yeah I don't know
been a while I don't even remember this
time to clam something like that oh
hello I flew right into that bomb yeah
me too I've got the purple thing I don't
know what that
least I'm getting some hits yes whack
them a few times
yeah but then he closes up and they
turns into the other go yeah the other
girl mine Doraemon Doraemon Oh your mom
I don't know how many continues we have
no we're burning through I'm pretty darn
good okay no all right possibly be Oh
watch out I still got the green if you
would open up nope that didn't last long
okay you killed that anyway he's dead
but the game's over
you must he used all the continues your
game is over so I will continue to
continue and I'll cheer me on cheer you
on
didn't you might beer would be less
confusing now that year ya gonna beat
the whole game in I got it I got she
lies left and but at least I can take
all the power-ups
yeah make your ship exactly like you
like
mm-hmm and it's been so long since I've
actually played this myself
yeah good wiener yeah fun game you can
play sexy purr odious I don't have that
I've got the PlayStation truth oh do you
oh yeah this one where they use donkey
kong grace yeah that's right
Donkey Kong Country graphics why not
because we can yeah I bet you that just
became popular when they were making
this games like quick use it it's the
latest fad people love it people will
love it forever
doesn't it look so real quit circling me
he's great with great get out of here
make you into wine I tellin ya oh I was
able to kill it somehow yeah art please
just not sending me back now it's a one
player game yeah there you go - fairies
think trying to tame you trying to save
you
sounds like water music water music yeah
yeah
how do I get past oh I'm trying
what's he talking about now you know
he's just grading you on your
performance sure he said it's good but I
seem better well it's true I have no
doubt about that
he also says he doesn't think you're
gonna make the pass this level but hmm
prove them wrong dude I'll try oh I
could have used that I believe that blue
thing oh that's awesome
yeah yeah yeah now this is definitely
from gratis it has a Gradius music it
does org radius one of those to you know
be pronounces shoot the core par core
would stay open I could shoot it excuse
me core I can't shoot you if you're
close
the core is a mouth smiley I know I
don't know why you weirdo releasing that
from your body I don't want to get that
fairy there right now maybe when he
comes towards me ya know you shot one of
the dudes inside yeah I'll get you fairy
hey at least some more booj booj come on
just one left to kill then you can die
in peace and I can go to the next page
which he's got to be suffering now
you've only got one guy left in there oh
so much baby
weird but smiling I mean there you go
hey hopefully that was it hopefully I'm
not trusting it oh oh final desperate
act which he failed that yeah he did die
so I can collect your power-ups please
that's that guy with a baby stroller
yeah hey it's okay
you know dads take care of the kids some
tours I remember this from the super
family covered what you good good well
yeah I know I know economic justice
fires
yeah the justifier yeah always your head
player to the blue ones from Snatchers
player one oh you can't kill those ones
that pop up and down scary Dave yeah
what if it'll get any faster I hope so
that's just not fast it's just gonna
fast enough reload it's doing the lethal
enforcers voice reload that's what this
one's parroting go back to your own game
lethal in 40 hours although I do like
the Penguins in the cop cars in the
background oh yeah oh she got me right
in the face
yeah oh my god what is that can't possib
uh-oh we're at the kiddie stage yeah I
don't know which one's gonna I know
that's the problem it's like which one's
gonna come out I can kind of see yeah
the eternal light
luckily it's behind me yeah the display
helps yeah I think they were wrong when
you said you didn't think I was gonna
get past that last stage yeah cuz I did
get past it
oh boy it is the cat but he's a train
now is it still a pirate them from the
regular third bullets okay catch me you
know what oh oh can I get the green the
green doesn't appear very often right no
oh I just saw two key huh
I didn't even see those I thought that
either there's a little disagreement
don't you mr. Carling so slow yeah I
thought they were part of the background
those cannons yeah
nothing else I can hurt as it can with
four feet four paws on one site I can't
hurt him I mean I was trying but yeah I
wasn't getting the sound that says no
hurting him
well I can't apparently you can yeah oh
I can't get those guys cuz I have no
missile here not big what are those guys
I'm just gonna live up here where I
can't shoot anything because they're
gonna shoot at me anyway yeah two front
cannons Dave I'm screwed what a cute
kitty though he's got goggles on
yeah pirate hat with fishbone oh I like
how like when you shoot those guys the
power-ups just go whoops right be going
back yeah that's what I really need to
defeat this boss that's fair thank you
oh all right
oh my last guy - what's gonna happen I
shoot him in here yeah look how happy he
is when you get me wrong oh hey you did
better than I that is true which is not
surprising that is good I'm always happy
to do better than a degree of shooting I
am going to put in my name that was fun
though yeah those games are always fun
yeah short I mean we've only been
playing for a little over a half hour
but still fun yeah let's see if you get
a note in your name hey some handsome
wait put in my name because it's my
system hey my name is gonna live forever
in your system
or until the battery dies which will be
like two weeks yeah look how many fibers
I got I got three better than now look
I've got my name in here twice but I
only uh ya know you got it now I got a
lot more yeah five total yeah but still
I have three better than yours you're
you're what - I'm three yeah okay better
nurse yes punk-ass
yeah awesome so Jiki oh I see a very
Proteus I think that's it yes I'm like
chatting parottas what do you guys think
fun game I didn't ask you know I know
but I'm just telling this one games yeah
it is play it anyway we'll be back next
week with playing with sacks and just by
coincidence we'll be wearing the exact
same shirts yeah cuz it's a whole week
with and have plenty of time to do
longer exactly catch you later
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