- What's up everyone, I'm Colleen
and this is Erik Stocklin, my man.
And in my last video I asked you guys
what you wanted to see next.
It was overwhelming how many
people wanted this video.
So the options were:
Erikleen Conspiracy, Pregnancy
Update, 3D Ultrasound,
or Book Secrets.
140,639 people voted for
the Erikleen Conspiracy.
So what's the video's
gonna be is us reacting
to conspiracy videos about us,
from before we announced we were dating.
A lot of people speculated
that we were together,
because we were.
- People were saying that?
- Of course, what do you mean,
you think we started dating a month ago
when I'm four months pregnant?
- That's what I thought.
(laughs) Two months ago.
- We're going to watch some
conspiracy theories and react.
Ugh, heartburn (burps)
ugh, being pregnant.
Also just being me (laughs).
- I was gonna say.
- This one offends me actually, okay.
So it starts off by saying
Colleen is not fully
in character in some intimate
Mirandick scenes in "Haters Back Off".
That offends me, because why
can't I just be a good actor?
Why is it that I'm not in character?
My character is in love with Patrick,
Patrick is in love with Miranda.
Why can't we just be good actors?
You don't understand how
hard this was for me,
because Miranda is Miranda,
but they wanted me to
look at him like lovingly.
If we were to have this scene
where it's supposed to
be this romantic moment,
and I'm like... (horror music)
It wouldn't have worked.
They can see my belly.
It makes me sad to
watch "Haters Back Off."
I want to fast forward it,
it's hard for me to look at,
knowing that it's over.
She says this in her Miranda voice,
but I just see more Colleen
to be honest (laughs).
Colleen, that's our first kiss.
That's the first time
our lips ever touched.
So this might sound dumb,
but I, and some friends
noticed that almost every
time that Erik and Colleen
are together, they sit/stand
next to each other.
(laughs) Okay, this is an Easter party.
- Just going through random photos,
and picking ones where we
happen to be next to each other.
- Okay, this was a table read,
we didn't pick where we sat.
Netflix chose where we sat,
since our characters
play opposite each other.
That's why I'm in between
Uncle Jim and Patrick,
'cause I have the most
scenes with the two of them.
So, that had nothing to do
with the voluntarily
sitting next to each other.
Oh, we're standing next to each other.
Oh, we're sitting next to each other.
Oh, we're standing next to each other.
In the following picture you
see Colleen falling asleep
on Erik's shoulder while
they're in a plane.
Erik uses the middle seat life.
(laughs)
While you can clearly see in
this part of Rachel's vlog,
there are only two seats.
So why is Erik lying?
Well we weren't telling people that...
- Well it wasn't lies,
we weren't telling people
we were dating, but yes, you
did fall asleep on my shoulder.
- Right.
- And yes, there was no middle seat.
But, good job.
Good detective work.
(laughs)
We should get on the side of the screen,
ding if they're right and
ding if they're wrong.
- Okay so that one was right.
But the Haters Back off
one was wrong, sorry.
I'm just a really good actress.
She talks about having an
excuse to have Erik over,
and immediately lights up.
Yeah I mean that's true.
Almost forgot, in this
clip from the Hawaii vlogs,
Erik, Colleen and Kory
were crashing a wedding.
Clearly see that Colleen
is afraid, because obvs,
they're crashing a wedding.
But Erik continues.
Like he wants Colleen to face her fears.
(laughs)
Is that true, did you
want me to face my fears?
(laughs)
- I think I just wanted to dance with you.
- I was really uncomfortable though,
I was scared we were
going to get in trouble.
Let's move on to the next one.
In this part of Colleen's vlog
you can see Erik playing with the cats.
In this clip of the same vlog,
he is wearing some kind of pyjama pants.
- Pyjama Pants.
(laughs)
- Love, don't kick the camera.
Now you're wearing pyjama pants,
how do you explain that?
Maybe you changed pants.
(cryptic music)
- Who notices this kind of stuff? (laughs)
- Oh, a close up with a circle
and close up with a circle.
So why would he just have a
pair of pjs at Colleen's house?
Or were they Kory's?
We'll never know.
- Friends have pants
at each other's houses.
- Friends have, yeah, friends have pants
at people's houses.
Also, boyfriend and girlfriends do.
Colleen claims to hate sports.
So if she really does hate sports,
why would she own this hoodie?
The Dodger hoodie.
Well my guess is that she doesn't.
Why, 'cause Erik is wearing
the exact same hoodie in this picture.
- And there's only one.
- And there's only one of those
hoodies in the whole world.
We actually do have two of those hoodies.
(buzzer sound)
Wrong, he has one and I have one.
But he did buy me that one.
- And then you stole one that was mine,
so now I have none and you have two.
- Well, we both have zero
'cause I lost them both.
- Conspiracy solved.
- Here's Erik and Colleen
at the Haters Back off
season one premiere.
Well here you see Erik's
hand on Colleen's waist.
(buzzer sound)
We literally at that party
didn't see each other
'til they took that picture I felt like.
I was hanging out with my friends,
I didn't see you.
I was with my friends.
And then suddenly we saw each other
and a photographer's
like, "take a picture."
Here we go, Rachel uploaded a
vlog and cut Erik out of it.
Over a year ago, this was drama.
At around two minutes, Rachel
pointed the camera at Colleen
and in the background you
can see Erik opening a door.
Ohhhh, Sasquatch.
- So, okay insert the
Sasquatch meme there.
- So, here's the deal,
Rachel wanted to go
snowboarding in Big Bear.
She invited me to go because
I was going through it.
And then, Rachel's like we
don't know how to snowboard.
Erik was my friend,
and we knew that Erik
knew how to snowboard.
[Rachel] And used to be
a snowboard instructor..
- And used to be a snowboard instructor,
so she's like, can Erik come
and teach me how to snowboard?
And I was like sure, so I asked him
and he's like sure, but I don't want to be
in any of your vlogs, I don't
want to be in any pictures.
- Yeah, I wasn't like...
- I was going through
some drama, it was like...
- Well also I'm more of a private person,
I'm more of you know, so...
- (laughs) Are you
saying ends to sentences?
- No I don't think it's
weird to not want to be in...
I think it's great, I
think what you guys do,
do I have to explain that?
- No, you're fine,
I don't think that you're
explaining anything.
(laughs)
- Yeah we were friends, but
he didn't want to be in vlogs,
or social media or any of that so he said,
I'll come and I'll teach
you guys how to snowboard,
but please don't put me in your vlogs,
don't put me in your videos,
I don't want to be part of that.
- Come and sit here for a second.
[Rachel] No, I don't want to be...
- Rachel, this caused so much drama.
I told her, I was like hey,
Erik's in the back of your vlog,
can you edit that out?
Thinking it wouldn't be a big deal.
But then she deleted the vlog,
cut him out and then re-uploaded it,
and it caused so much drama.
- Which is so annoying 'cause that video
was doing so well view-wise.
- I know, well and that's
why it was so hard for me,
'cause I was a mess, I didn't snowboard,
I didn't go in the mountains,
look you can tell from this screenshot
how I was feeling on this trip.
The three of them were
out in Big Bear every day
snowboarding, having fun,
and I was literally in the
cabin alone all day every day.
It was Rachel's way to be like here,
let's get you out of the house,
let's go do something fun.
- And I just sat inside the cabin.
- And I just made more drama, goodbye.
- So that's a big... (buzzer noise)
Well that's not really
an eh, 'cause it is you.
- [Rachel] Yeah but not for
the reasons they thought.
- Can you say I'm Diego?
Hello baby, baby.
- Hello baby (upbeat music)
- I literally don't know what that's from,
but that became a thing, and
we only did it a couple times.
- Yeah, I feel like you kind of
did it in your Miranda videos.
You're like "I'm back on Netflix, baby."
- Going back on Netflix baby.
By the way I'm doing a Netflix special,
if you haven't watched that yet
go watch the new Miranda video,
where I announce that I'm
doing a comedy stand-up special
on Netflix, I'm so excited
and I'm shooting it at the
Kennedy Center in September.
Okay, so there's tons of
videos like this online,
and they're basically all
just speculating like,
they're sitting next to each other.
Truth of the matter
is, we're together now,
we're having a baby,
we're getting married,
all the things.
- Having a baby.
- We're having a baby,
should we name him baby?
While looking for more conspiracy videos,
I found this video, this is
"Colleen Tells Erik That She's Pregnant,
Erikleen Texting Story."
Look how pregnant I am.
Look at that belly.
- They don't want to
see this, put it away.
(laughs)
- We're going to read
this texting thing now.
Did you just smell my pits, why?
- Just checking in there.
(laughs)
- So weird.
So we're gonna read
this text conversation.
- Okay, hi.
- Hi.
- Are you okay?
(laughs)
- You've been acting funny,
like you're made at me babe.
(laughs)
- I'm sorry, I'm not made,
mad at you Erik, love you.
- Just worried about you.
You seem a little stressed.
- Yeah, I guess I have
been short with you.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Erik, I need to tell you something.
- You wanna break up with me?
- That took a sudden twist, no.
- Lol okay.
- Nothing is wrong,
but I've been feeling really
weird these last few days,
and last night I was craving bagels.
(laughs)
And it was so late I
didn't have any bagels.
- So you want me to go get bagels?
- Lol no, and then it dawned on me.
I haven't gotten my period yet.
- Do you think you might be pregnant?
- I took test, I am pregnant.
(laughs)
- Omg.
- Are you mad?
- No.
But I'm very very very happy Colleen.
- Oh Erik, you are so sweet, I love you.
- We are going to have
a lil Erikleen finally.
- Oh my god is that the end?
Oh my god that's so good.
Anyway, it was fun for us
when we were dating to
watch all those things,
so we thought we'd address...
- I thought it was really cool, yeah.
- Are there any other
conspiracy theories...
- I thought they were really fun to watch,
but I was also so surprised,
the things that they would spot and find.
- Mhmm, alrighty we're
done, we gotta go do a show,
we're still on tour, and still pregnant.
So thanks for voting on this video,
I hope you guys liked it.
I don't know what is interesting about it.
Subscribe to Erik, he's
working on his intro
and his outro right now.
- Stay awesome blossoms (farts).
[Rachel] Ugh (laughs).
- God. (farts)
- Another one?
[Rachel] Are you wearing
any underwear or... (farts)
- Oh my god, breathe.
- It was the baby (laughs).
[Rachel] Oh hush, that baby
did not make that fart.
- It was the baby.
Am I the grossest person
you've ever known?
- Yes.
- I love you, I'm sorry,
thanks for dealing with me.
It's the baby.
(laughs)
- This is real, this is
what real life is like.
- It doesn't smell.
(laughs)
Okay bye.
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