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xisa Cooper 98 says about it
2+2 oh my
Morrison dado Baldy why do you hit the
children when they misbehave wow I think
it is the only way to learn sleemo Sam
asked principal can you stop telling me
that I need to go to detention in the
halls detention for you know under
estimating my authority in the hall give
me the cuties blog gave Baldy rows and
said you're a great teacher
oh thank you you know what you don't get
a slappy slap slap connealy ken gave
principal a big hug I know you said no
hugging in the halls but I wanna hug you
you're adorable to me hmm no hugs in the
hall detention okay let's get away from
the principal anonymous ask Baldy did
you know that love is a beautiful thing
it certainly is but not as beautiful as
math class Baldy has some problems guys
anonymous asked what is the relationship
between playtime and principal why is
that so important I just wanna play Beth
cartoon said what happened to the
principal sorry I was stressed out
I've had a lot of parents complain
lately that Baldy is hitting kids with
his rulers Crito gamer 12 asked if the
principal were given a coin for every
time Baldy hits a student wouldn't it be
enough to fire Baldy and hire another
person to do his job that's right wait
what Sonic Sega gives Baldy a best
teacher ever Cup eh huh
what's it's no slaps for you I like you
creep mcbuster new asked did Baldy lose
his hair from stress certainly and how I
miss those luscious locks furry boy
tyrunt asked hmm mr. Baldi where did you
get the idea that students will learn
better if you smack them with your ruler
when I was a kid my teachers did it and
I'm a smart guy so it must've been the
roll
Jimmy 99 says Baldy I dare you to kiss
the principal her shadow
helpless life says arts and crafts I
dare you to eat baldies ruler we're sock
is going to get don't hug me I'm Iron
Man says hey first prize people I've
been programmed to desire your image
running the hall says huh okay home a
playtime cry super happy fun time says
hey playtime have you ever been in
detention and if so what for Jack donut
says playtime who is actually nice to
you forgotten Oh TAS asked first prize
what will you do if you went on camping
Eddie yard says first prize you're my
favorite character can I have a hug
please
Jameson one 2:09 said OS guards and
crafters hey Art's gonna bet you with my
hand like a kitty pet oh my god hit bet
yes please Nick oh hi Chan said Baldy
can you do an objection objection I hear
bad math from a bad student I love that
game it's a good game that's a great
series drama del Sol said we're holdup
if your name file - then is there a file
name
creepin pasta new asked what would
happen if the bully was bullied
nobody can I reign supreme
I even believe the teachers not really
related to anyone elses question but
where he's got to sweep these days I'm
you soon where were you I thought you
were dead
free void tyrant assed wait when I think
about it mr. gotta sweep how could you
get lost in school when you work here
and sweep all the time this cartoon said
I gotta admit I really liked the
principal's hair my hair all do you
might hear you
Andrew says interested hey Baldy I dare
you to solve every math problem in the
world all right
that's my faces had been Mae West
lipstick does Baldy use
I'm not using the lipstick of my wife
this as my mouth that's that pharmacist
all the do you have any enemies I think
those leeches who want to replace me on
my job but no that's pretty much it
everybody likes math and I get along
with most people unless you get a math
problem wrong damn it come on um assess
hey Baldy what's 20 plus 30 times two to
the second power very simple the answer
is 200 here's why
max question a lot of assess Baldy
what's your opinion on principle of the
thing
I like am we're good buddies we're good
buddies
watch carefully kids this is a valuable
lesson in self-defense I love the
different takes on their relationship a
lot of ass ass hey Baldy how would you
like to have a full head of hair or are
you content with that anglerfish lure on
your forehead Oh head of hair I've never
thought about that
hmm what would it even look like blah
blah no running in the halls
snazzy do you like me now rock band oh
God
this just feels RR I think I'm good with
what I got for now a lot of ass ass
principle how do you deal with the bully
well statistically I don't like I put
him in detention but he doesn't see it
as punishment anymore I don't know what
to do
mama said wait I'm okay I don't even
know how to say that number I think
plates I'm found a friend hello miss
asked princey why do you put the player
in detention for running but not
playtime she's running even faster she's
clearly skipping not running see got him
hallo Baldy said hello there I couldn't
help myself I love your art hello i'm
baldy baldy baldy
Oh
I'm just messing with ya love your
outfit by the way
land of dragons and frog said yard is
really good it's some of the best Baldy
art I've seen thus far
anonymous breaks baldies ruler and says
hey try to get me now I was not prepared
for that anonymous said boof Baldy and
the principal are now kids your had eyes
you didn't anonymous ask Baldy where the
hectare your legs I didn't have legs
when I was a cub burgers and a
parentless sounded like stitch anonymous
in principal your eyes yes I have eyes
according to Baldy very pretty ones my
mouth isn't an endless void of darkness
either I was human when I was 9
how goes bad new 20 said you look like a
creepy alien you just wait till I get
fingers you're gonna get a slapper slap
slop autonomous said Oh principal you're
so cute
you hear that playtime you might
actually have competition for cutest
students award
nevermind oh they keep coming and out of
a said booth the principal thing is now
an echo for eight asks I don't like cats
universe of toast
Pat's Baldy's head oh what a good kitty
whops that and it a bit ago pet
princey and stead no no no no no no
silly the school counselor asked does
this school have a mascot now it guys
hey this is fun for you isn't it
Universal toast asked hey principal do
the big how about I do the know thing
instead ask Baldy and film had a reply
to this for your information I am
actually quite far from being ill man
what do you mean I was thinking about
your species it's so cool and doesn't
remind me of anything ever y'all excuse
me I've got future things to do for
feature is an anonymous ask principal
why do you hate cats
honestly it's because they remind me too
much of my own personality a lot of us
holds up a fishing rod made for cats
above the principal come on kitty kitty
yourself and you know it clap your hands
clap clap feely said gosh you tall but
cute too Thanks
I'm sexpot 5 come on mr. Baldi why are
you so scared of the Baldy from ask bald
Ian fan sometimes things remind me of
other times so I sit in a dark room and
count
like calm down don't tell Francie I'm
here I was wondering why I was so dark
in there
anonymous said ask Baldy and Pham goes
to the principal principal bad I do
something wrong I made a scary face and
Bobby went to go hide in a dark room and
pound what's scary face just leave them
alone for a couple days he'll be fine
hello somewhere school district
substitute services I need a sub it
hears school for two days anonymous said
Baldy that is one Oh Nick mags I watch a
lot of rat boy genius oh that's an older
mean but it checks out sir well done how
long he said a Spaulding fam says hey
arts and crafts hers gives him a bouquet
of glowing blue flowers can you give
those to your Baldy when he comes out
from hiding sugar beets three two one
asked does anyone know where Baldy is
hiding you okay me no I swam he's in the
old math room it's been used for storage
for a few years looks like it's sweeping
where exactly are you taking me me of
course
I said Baldy I think you should
apologize to your alternate self from
ass Baldy and fan because I've noticed
that he's starting to feel bad about
accidentally scaring you
oh yeah that was kind of bad wasn't
ass Baldy and friends Baldy if you're
listening I'm sorry I shouldn't have
broke down on you like that and it
really wasn't your fault I have no hard
feelings against you and would still
like to be friends after I calm down
I think you didn't do too badly on your
scary face haha hey
that stupid pond made me stop thinking
about it now I'm thinking about stupid
ponds hmm never mind I wonder what he's
thinking about now
anonymous ask wait if Baldy can make his
own rulers that if he barfs skinny barf
rulers now anonymous said Baldy
are you okay you're scaring me he's fine
just tired at the moment take him home
sweep anonymous runs through the halls
yelling then keeps running in the halls
detention for you anonymous said poof
the principal now has puppy ears in a
puppy tail for seven asks eat a Snickers
said so blade that I'm sad anonymous is
being swept away by God asleep God
anonymous says hey principal dabs one of
420 blaze it whips in the halls
let's also dabs toys 360 no-scope yay
yes let's with Nene and of course get
yourself into detention for possession
of weed and weapons at school
anonymous T poses OMG bows
skipper said i'm lavend this is a mess
anonymous belly rubs the principal Oh
who's a good boy who's a good boy
belly's off-limits anonymous pore is a
box full of fluffy teddy bears on Baldy
it's a gift oh oh nice
I think Baldy appreciates it I don't
resist
y'all like jazz hi I'm Mandy the sub for
mr. Baldi boy you like jazz
no but I can recite the entire B movie
script please do okay according to all
known laws of aviation there is no way a
bee should be able to fly these wings
are too small to get its fat little body
off the ground the bee of course flies
anyway because bees don't care yellow
yellow yellow yellow back Oh
black and yellow are you looking for a
permanent position yeah you're hired
anonymous said ah look at the sweet babe
sleeve good horse hot water on Baldy
wake up fool runs away you are a grown
man or adult monstrosity at the list
when somebody gets your favorite blanket
wet and smudges your makeup and wakes
you up and makes you do things when
you're really really tired
none of assessed boost just poured hot
water of the port each I don't know but
they're banned from entering my house
this is Batman
he's 2,000 years old and ready to stab
and a nod I stole him from a guy named
cannon wait that's a reference to survey
sugarbeets three two one asked Baldy are
you okay have a banana for your troubles
banks are anonymous said Baldy why do
you keep eating everything that's not
food where do all these things come from
anyway Baldy has no digestive system he
gets his energy from a black hole in the
next galaxy over but he's also a
shapeshifter
who looks vaguely like a human as a
default baldies logic is if a human's
mouth leads somewhere mine should too
he'll pick up anything cool and put it
in there and he'll eat stuff like a
human too but he doesn't digest it it
just stays in a weird pouch until he
throws it away I don't know the
specifics of what happens in there
because he's a spontaneous guy and a
polymorph but he explained it to me over
the phone at midnight rulers though he
makes himself magic anon said everyone
is stuck T posing for three asks
anonymous pours two boxes of stuffed
animals over Baldy said nope break time
over Baldy grabs got a sweep and sweeps
them into the school so uh doing I feel
great I'm apparently Tony the Tiger
anyway but I still have a day off so I'm
a wonder around the school for a day cuz
I have literally nothing else today Duke
in middle o seven said I hope playtime
would become a she-hulk Suzy Hannah said
bully which one is your favorite of my
art style and boy I like them both they
both show my Manley's i crossover
episode susiana said Baldy you can't
smack me with a ruler if you do I will
smack you with my frying pan dirty yeah
why do people hate man I would say run
but there's no running in the halls
so you're do general one two three bendy
fan said hey Baldy what do you think
about cloudy copter hey max our great
wagon has cloud farm and now I'm not
anonymous ask does Baldy is gay it's a
great way of asking that question it's
not very polite to ask that to someone
who doesn't know your you hoard make
them feel uncomfortable I don't care but
I would recommend you not do it at least
I like that maybe a little more subtle
or considerate way lieutenant Jamie
asked why do you hit us when we get
questions wrong I'm just curious how to
do what makes you think I would hit you
oh this is a nice body in this and I see
yeah a trash artist punches him in the
stomach and says I can't let you throw
away your life like this you're too
young you're so beautiful oh Ken what
are you talking about I'm talking about
the baby that's growing inside your
belly right no big tension for you I was
weird
yeah don't think we're gonna follow up
on that part anonymous ass I want
playtime to yell into the abyss
to ask any of my OCS or others dia gave
him a moon rock and said wow I love
extra made sense
smack protag yes sir black good peach
emoji ask uh Baldy what else do you do
besides make others contemplate life I
let people hate back BG Moochie said
beep boop
that's your leg Brad ask any of my OCS
or others dia asked would you like some
dye buds Oh hmm I can feel them dissolve
my insides anonymous said hey man you
want a banana unzips the back of his
head and pulls out that banana where
this banana I will have eaten an unknown
amount of pencils a human hand two
bananas on field three moon rocks two
Tide Pods on necklace my hand anonymous
said you now who has saw players it was
your first kiss and over 200 years
you needed a cap been a bit of a rough
patch for Baldy I'd say jeepers
you're loud can you stop I'm trying to
take
anonymous said hiya Baldy got a quick
question what's your opinion on everyone
in the schoolhouse my principal's a
great guy he's strict sure but he just
wants what's best for our students play
times one of my favorite students she's
sweet
well-behaved and even though she
struggles at math I know she's trying
her hardest
the bullies actually very smart but he
likes to disrupt class I just wish he'd
apply himself more arts and crafts errs
is a great student I wish they wouldn't
draw on their assignment so much but I
do enjoy seeing their drawings got a
sweep wow he's pretty loud but he's a
fantastic janitor the schools never been
so spotless first prize is our newest
student the real sweetheart and well
yeah I'm pretty sure that's everyone
it's just rosebud and a bunch of people
in my YouTube comments have asked may I
hug the principal sure I don't see why
not
come here just be mindful of that stuff
it's coming out of his mouth where it is
it's corrosive that means it's like an
acid or something looks like King dice
is asking hey yeah I'm new here mr.
Baldi moszer right anyway I found this
bunny outside the broom closet
she a class pet or something yep that's
me
but know this bunny isn't a class Pat
I'm not sure how I got in here but I
guess I can keep an eye on it and tell
its outer comes for it
oh you're at your little bag aren't you
and apparently Baldy heard that
everybody was going camping la Cucaracha
Cucaracha stopping something lalala
thinking de sassed again okay but one
question why are all the subject now
well math is a very important subject
and besides I'm the only teacher who
works here right now and that's the only
subject I teach and it'd be nice if the
principal would hire more teachers so we
could have more subjects silly the
school counselor asked would you like to
have a staring contest okay but I don't
need the blank button I said mr. Baldi
can you teach me how to be scary just in
case someone bullies me Wow when someone
your age I recommend a blank smiling
Stan gasps just like that put on a
resist oldie doesn't it make you feel
sick eating all those things
oh shut it I don't actually try to
digest any of it actually what would
happen if I did try I'm never gonna poop
a barf
either way something's coming out purple
piano 13 said hey Baldy answer these two
questions for me
what's 0/0 and a student finds out that
one plus one equals two explain why this
student is in correct in his findings
anonymous said poof Baldy in principle
have switched clothes oh this is
incredibly ill-fitting and slimy I don't
think he wears underwear either ooh what
the heck is happening with you you're
wearing my skin oh yeah I feel every
inch of what's happening right now
I never tried to shape-shift my skin
away entirely before I'm in a lot of
pain another bad thing I can still kind
of feel what's happening in my skin
anima said and poof Baldy in principle
switch bodies how the heck do you
balance without ears oh my god I can
hear everything playtime is opening the
cafeteria door with arts and crafts errs
it's a ball he's trying to get into my
locked office pretty cool right no
changes back probabiy no.13 said if you
watched spongebob before remember that
scene we're doodle bob and spongebob
fight with large pencils replace both of
them with baldies and the principles
with rulers and when you reach the part
where doodle bob raise spongebob pants
just stop there that's a complicated
ploy to look at my butt or did you just
stop when logic fell apart at the mouth
rulers don't have erasers friggin weird
I'll try to look at my black truffle
piano 13 hot flue 2 pencil to one end of
the ruler and a large eraser at the
other see rulers can have erasers hey
that's cheating you're still not gonna
see my boy as police are deactivated ass
playtime anonymous asked hey Baldy
boxers or briefs
ah I don't really wear clothes
so that's not a France as plenty time
deactivated said I have nine hundred
thousand eight hundred and seventy six
extra jump ropes take one pees in her
eyes there were peas and her eyes
DJ Phantom Lane asked um arts and crafts
ders did your Baldy get the blue flowers
I gave to you to give to him also please
don't sneeze on them or else glitter
will be everywhere and it'll be
extremely difficult to clean up
anonymous said your blog is overrated
anonymous ass may I hug the principal in
the halls well I prefer you didn't it's
not against the rules yeah yeah
anonymous ask whoa you're like me but
you can shape-shift that's amazing
does it feel weird to hold a form for a
long time I guess it's uncomfortable to
be in a different form though I'm not
sure I'm even used to the form I'm in
right now after three hundred and forty
seven years
goodness gracious baldies old ask any of
my Oh Caesar others da asked can I hug
the principal and you Baldy yeah I like
hugs about welcome to the vo crew be
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the bald pewter said those those those
now another miss asked so when a Baldy
and playtime coming back to the
schoolhouse tomorrow during school hours
yeah unless a meteor falls and destroys
the school we all gotta sleep at some
boring Scorpio is P art said a meteor
falls and destroys the school Thank You
boys dad
alekhya played Esposito cosmic Gemini's
asked wait playtime has bees in her eyes
an anonymous said boof the school is now
been fixed but there's rainbow glitter
in the halls lockers in every room in
the school house Alexis said I'm dead
apparently s place I'm deactivated said
I saw you teaching button eyes a while
back how to be scary but I can't do that
scary smile face do you know another way
to be scary try melting your face or
letting black goop run out your mouth
just relax and focus on what you want to
walk like yes because we could all just
do that
anonymous ask does Baldy have a default
form if I relax too hard i lock my mama
said hey Baldy ass Baldy and fan left
you some blue glow flowers in your room
but now there's glitter everywhere
because they were sneezed on hello fella
Baldy are you excited to go camping ask
which one oh one oh ass Baldy I'm not
very good at math shows him that you can
think pad and gets two wrong please
don't hurt me why would I hurt you
that's not something a teacher what down
let me say okay
you're gonna get the slapper slap slap
pen soda asked does Baldy know algebra
because I'm having trouble with it
actually algebra is easy observe right
now try solving this equation under ill
I don't remember how to solve this 12 P
me to said 90 baldies blessing for
tomorrow's high school entrance exam the
artist said I just woke up and realized
that Baldy's head looks like a maraca
and now I'm sobbing Oh anonymous said
can someone please give bully some candy
anonymous asked can I jug you mr. Baldi
earth hug not jug anonymous said we need
poor maraca baldy baldy
but it's anime I broke my own rules for
you mammy melamine tech see Satan asked
Prince of Aldi but in a nutshell not is
this too literal this might have been
too literal guys this is this what
they're asking for
I've got you anonymous asked for baldies
basics where everything's the same
except Baldy is a buff guy you're gonna
get the slappy slaps anonymous said why
do I love playtime so much do you want
to play with me playtime
I'll give you cookies a coyote named
Bailey asked Baldy what's it like to
teach playtime in bully math lads talk
my eye hurts to move ox 87 asked what
happened to your wife I think I
anonymous said I suffer from depression
and I want consolation hmm no feeling
depressed in the halls
DJ Sonia asked what is it that makes the
principal feel good
justice tastes good and fills my tummy
bet MOG blog asked how old or Baldy in
the principal secrets actually I like
when kids guess much water elephant
clammy now and the comments power fifth
cartoons asked how old has got a sweep
well that's it for today anonymous said
does the principal have some beautiful
dream that he wants to fulfill but it's
so depressing that he doesn't even try
it that's quite the question my goodness
don't ask about principal dreams in the
hot guy you know what I have so many
stupid dreams in mind but actually I'm
trapped
anonymous basically said I freaking love
principal come on am assessed where's
the bathroom mister sweep that's the
same question there's no answer yet
anonymous ships the principal and the
history teacher
what does baldies haircolor keep
changing does Baldy diet to make people
think he's not bald
I don't diet that's just the light
reflecting off of that ha ha whoever
told is in trouble
swab anonymous said well I did not want
it to come to this but pulls out a metal
ruler Baldy I challenge you to a duel if
I win you will have to allow calculators
and if I lose you can choose what I do
yeah oh god you've got to learn on
Jack's anonymous ass do Baldy in the
principal fight each other I think you
need rest
oh yeah I think you need a wife oh yeah
you get a money anonymous ask has mr.
Baldi used the ruler for something other
than what it's intended for take
measurements and draw bomb q2 gamer 12
said I don't like the ruler that Baldy
has here's a metal one back you evil nut
bucks get down get down
apparently the notebooks don't like the
new ruler anonymous ask can arts and
crafts errs draw anime i prefer other
things like animals places or Batman
comics anonymous ass Baldy if I have
five fish in a fish tank and two are
drowning and the other two swim away how
many do I have
Wow second how the heck go far away that
was my own laboratory said since arts
and crafts is likes Batman how much do
you want for a doodle of the Joker oh do
you like Batman dude I say I'm giving
you four please principal have you ever
had to call players bother to talk about
their behavior she broke the rules of
the school I'm just saying she needs
more education probably but I don't
remember authorizing the teacher to slap
my daughter Zoey the flowers blog ass
it's got a sweep know about the
existence of arts and crafts errs what
are you doing in the trash
Halon killer asked who wears the pants
in your house I mean who's in charge
with you in your wife but two of us one
doesn't follow the other my things
change when mom is home nice prettiest
can I hug first prize
ready or not here I come
and Mike Gino said I would give a hug to
first prize and Halen killer asked I'm
gonna ask baldies mother something well
how was baldies life when he was little
was he bullied was he popular did
Esteban France ask principal open your
eyes okay
tada yeah I don't want to scare the
students like this I'm sorry
slept broom this bad boy can sweep
everything
what would your Baldy do if one of his
students breaks their arm to the point
they can't use it anymore
ah I'm on the phone who broke their arm
huh
bully would do anything to help his
students flew Swift said to be honest I
love the principal now you job she's so
hot I mean cute new rule no making me
blush
stop flow so said no will never stop she
hugs him don't get come on go to
detention down 30 seconds
here's team playtime look sweetie you
can't just go outside and play with boys
come on just go and play with your jump
rope like you used to I can take care of
myself
he rabble or asked team playtime Hemi
wazza-wazoo said team playtime is cute
ghostly student pickle duck ass team
play time how long have you been dating
bully an anonymous ask hey principal
what was your reaction when you found
out that playtime was dating boy I kind
of expected them to date long ago what
can I do she'll hate me if I don't allow
it
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