You still hold out against the invaders, but can you hold your own against Golden Frieza?
Toutatis Crew and Asterix are in da house!
Welcome to district 22 boy we keep it smooth
Just ask Julius how we manhandle his guys
Been taking heat for 59 years, we're fired up, we'll put you on ice!
You'll be choking on Alesia
We're gonna beat you hollow, make you bitter like Vegeta!
This here is cartoon strip, we don't do no manga or comics
One mistake and you'll get the menhir from obelix!
This blister of a village won't be tipping the odds
it's not over 9000, just over 60-year-olds
Didn't change your threads in all that time, you dimwit
You ain't shit since Goscinny kicked it
Can't handle my flow, your brain'll get Namek'ed
These shiny gains make you blind, my sounds got you moving your head!
*Move your head! Up and down!*
Sorry.
Next form, I'm diamond, all my punchlines are collector
You can't do shit, you stole your lines from Hodor
Don't need no magic potion to fight you, we're barley beer-powered!
Here we do it Gauloise-style, you'll get smoked!
We are 100% armorican sauce, like old times
To hurt you like it was your first time
We do battles like we play soccer: with our balls!
We kick your ass, and then "droit de seigneur" calls!
You're about as manly as a Ginyu Force routine
You eyeliner is smearing, what a messy queen!
You act like a boss but you're just a hick loser
Don't you smell defeat with this humongous sniffer?
I'm the big guest star, I'll destroy 100 000 fellas with just one digit
Tonight everybody's gonna ask "Where the fuck did Asterix and the gallics git?"
All your punchlines are ugly as Zabron
Don't need no Badrock clairvoyance to know this conclusion
COMBO DEATH BALL, RAP SO FINE!
Dead already? Shame, this isn't even my final line.
You stick your oar in, but every time you come back, you get a slap!
You're no King of Rap, just King of Crap!
You sold your energy balls for a shitty rhyme
Your last movie blows, Toriyama pimped you for a dime
Acting long dick style but I can't see shit
Don't need 19 episodes like Son Goku to make you eat it
Nothing's gonna save you here, not even a Dragon Balls haul
Because here, Frieza
C'EST LA GAULE !
Who wins? Let me know in the comments!
My next champion is Eren Jaeger from Attack On Titan
And you and the rest of the world, who's gonna fight for you?
Please let me know in the comments, and let's keep in touch for the next fight!!
Now it's over guys, time to go back home !
Come one, just hug, be gracious about it!
Damn! Stop it ! Get back here!!
