[You have been warned]
[Batman] Man, it sure has been a long time since we've done a review
[Iron Man] Yeah, we haven't done one since the whole Jar-Jar business
[Darth Vader] Yes. Praise the Force he's finally dead
[Hey, nice new voice, Vader]
[Harry Potter] I hope I've been a good enough replacement for him
[Indiana Jones] Oh, don't worry man. You're way better than that annoying piece of s*beep*
Yeah, I don't think I could've taken one more of his "stepping in poop" jokes
The worst part about it was that they weren't jokes. He was being completely serious
Well anyway, hello everyone, I'm Batman, and this is the review of the "Justice League"
[Music - "Come Together" by Gary Clark Jr. and Junkie XL]
Man, wasn't that a great movie?
Are you kidding me? That movie was awful!
Excuse me? It was not awful. I would say it was just as good as the first "Avengers" movie
Hah. Don't make me laugh
You guys don't think it was bad, do you?
I mean, it was alright
Yeah, I wouldn't say it was terrible
[Deadpool] I kinda agree with Iron Man. It kinda sucked
Oh, come on Deadpool
I thought it was pretty good
Thank you, Harry
Hmm...Maybe Harry wasn't the best option to replace Jar-Jar
Excuse me?
Oh, I see. Just because someone doesn't agree with your opinion, you think they should be kicked out
What are you, a politician?
[Nope, just a playboy billionaire]
No, I just think if someone can't notice the obvious flaws in a movie, they shouldn't be involved in these reviews
First of all, the movie was not bad
And second, we're not kicking out Harry
Do you realize how many fanboys we'd piss off?
Yeah, good point
But you're wrong. The movie sucked
Oh yeah? Then tell me: what was sooo bad about it?
First of all, the awful CGI
Oh, come on. The CGI was not that bad
The "Cyborg" CGI might've looked pretty bad in the trailer, but it was a lot better in the actual film
That, I do agree with
However, the CGI they used to remove Superman's beard was absolutely atrocious
Okay, I guess you're right about that
Also, whoever the guys were that made the CGI for the parademons and Steppenwolf should be shanked
That was awful
I think that's taking it a little too far, Deadpool
Another thing I didn't like was you in the movie
You were pretty awesome in "Batman V Superman"
But you were kinda lame in this one
Yeah, I agree. Your character was just kinda bland in this one
In fact, I found Alfred to be more interesting than you. He had some pretty funny lines
Well, Batman's supposed to be a serious character, not funny
Well, that's the problem, because he tries to be funny during quite a few parts of the movie,
And it really just doesn't fit his character that was established in "Batman V Superman"
Well that's because he's changed from the last movie due to Superman sacrificing himself
So, Superman dying caused Batman to gain a sense of humor? Yeah, that makes sense
[More like cents because Batman's a multi-billionaire]
Speaking of humor, I really like the Flash in this movie. He had some really funny moments
Now that, I'll agree on
I think "Justice League" did a good job at introducing some new characters, like Flash and Aquaman
Oh yes. Aquaman was awesome in this movie
Who would've thought he would've been the biggest badass in the Justice League?
I know, right?
Yeah, however, I would've preferred if they had given them their own solo movies beforehand
Yeah, I agree. Plus, now that their solo movies are coming out after "Justice League", they've dug themselves into the same hole Marvel did
What do you mean?
One of the complaints about the "Iron Man", "Thor", and "Captain America" movies after the first "Avengers" movies,
is that why wouldn't the rest of the Avengers show up,
when these world-threatening events are taking place?
I feel like "Justice League" might cause the same problem
Well, maybe their movies will take place before "Justice League" and show their origins
I can see them do that with Aquaman, but the Flash and Cyborg, you can tell they haven't had their powers for that long,
so, their solo movies will probably take place after "Justice League"
Yeah, you're probably right
Oh well, let's talk about the best scene in the movie though
How about that after-credits scene?
Yeah, an after-credits scene. What a totally original idea
Shut up, Iron Man
But yeah, Deadpool, I'll agree with you; that was awesome
I know, right? It was so cool seeing the Flash and Superman race
Oh, I thought you were talking about the second one with Lex Luthor and Deathstroke
What?!? Hell no! F*beep* Deathstroke! I'll tell you though: it would've been way cooler if when he took off his mask, it'd been me instead
Wouldn't that have been hilarious?
[Again, for the nth time, wrong universe]
I mean, I guess that would've been pretty cool
But it wouldn't have made any sense at all
Oh, sense, smenche. I'm the best thing going in the world of comic-book movies
Everyone should want me to be in theirs
Well anyway, the last thing I think we should talk about is the villain, and...I'll admit, he wasn't very good
"Wasn't very good"? Dude, he was awful!
Yeah, even I'll agree, he was pretty bad
Honestly, he wouldn't have been that bad of a villain if they gave him a little more backstory
But all they basically told us was that he failed to conquer the Earth in the past, and now he's trying to do it again
Yeah, and other than that, we just got one little hint about Darkseid, but there wasn't any explanation about who he was or where he came from
Oh yeah? Well, it's not like any of the Marvel villains are any good
Hey, at least we have Loki. You guys don't have squat
Don't worry, Batman. You'll always have the Heath Ledger Joker
Thanks man
Shut up, Harry. Don't feed his ego
Well anyway, that was our review of the "Justice League"
We'll see you guys next time when we review "Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi"
About damn time too. I've been getting sick and tired of all these superhero movies
[Outro music - "Come Together" by Gary Clark Jr. and Junkie XL]
[Captions written by David Bump]
[Gregory Animations does not own any music or
characters used in this video]
