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So today we are talking
about Harry Potter,
unpopular opinions and head
cannons, more specifically,
my Harry Potter unpopular
opinions on head canons.
Now, before I say anything,
guys, these are my opinions,
they are not necessarily fact or true.
I'm not trying to change
your mind about Harry Potter.
You can agree with me,
you can disagree with me.
That's all fine.
You have your Harry Potter opinions,
I have my Harry Potter opinions.
And a lot of my Harry Potter
opinions are unpopular.
I can't help it, okay?
So I made a list,
a list of 50 of my Harry
Potter unpopular opinions.
Since there's 50 on here, I'm
not going to go too in depth,
but please, please, please
respond in the comments.
Let me know what you
think about my opinions
and comment your own Harry
Potter unpopular opinions.
I am gonna be checking the
comments, responding to comments.
I love having discussions
about Harry Potter
and because we haven't done
fantastic geeks recently,
I just like miss having these discussions.
So let's have them together.
Also some of these opinions
might be more popular
than I realized, but I think
that they're unpopular.
So don't come after me
because you're like,
everyone thinks this.
I don't know, I'm just trying guys.
Okay, here we go.
My Harry Potter unpopular opinions.
Harry should have been
sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter and Draco
Malfoy were in love.
You can't change my mind
about this, they were in love.
Draco deserved a
redemption arc, not snape.
Chamber of Secrets is good.
It's a funny, there's
a snakes in the walls.
Quidditch is pointless.
(laughs)
The Golden Snithc should be allowed, okay?
Too many points.
Ron and Hermione are the
only canon ship that matters.
Stay bad.
(laughs)
- Fred is better than George.
They have different personalities, okay?
I think Fred is better,
this is my opinion.
Harry should not have
returned to the Dursley's
after the first book.
Avada Kedavra is boring,
it is a boring spell.
You're just dead boring.
Slytherins get way too much hate,
that house got screwed in the books
because they were portrayed as evil.
And any person that doesn't
really know Harry Potter
just thinks that Slytherins are evil.
Mom?
(laughs)
Slytherins are not not evil.
Also having all of the
Slytherins refuse to fight
in the battle of Hogwarts is bullshit.
Harry and Ron have a closer relationship
than Harry and Hermione.
Harry loves Ron the most.
The movies have poisoned everyone's mind
into changing Ron's entire personality.
Harry and Ron love each other, a lot.
I love time turners.
(laughs)
- I don't care if time travel is messy
and things don't make sense, okay?
It is fun.
Ravenclaw would actually
make a better villain
than a Slytherin, think about it.
Voldemort sucks.
(laughs)
- He is the worst villain,
he is a boring vanilla ass villain
with no nose.
Grindelwald on the other hand,
he is a way more interesting
and frightening villain than Voldemort.
Grindelwald scares me.
Fascism is scary.
I love the fantastic beast movies,
but they should have been books first.
That's my opinion.
Snape should not have been
a teacher at Hogwarts, okay?
Dumbledore should have
fire his greasy ass.
Hagrid is also a horrible teacher,
Dumbledore is not good at hiring teachers.
I love the epilogue in the movies,
but I hate it in the books.
It should have just said all was well
instead of the epilogue,
that's all we needed to know.
Harry Potter is not a good
wizard, he is not a good wizard.
He is bad at magic,
Romione on the other hand.
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black
definitely hooked up
in the Shrieking Shack,
I'm just saying.
Gryffendor deserved to win the House Cup
at the end of the first book, okay?
Harry saved the freaking world
and he only got 60 points.
(laughs)
- Harry should have won
the House Cup just himself.
Percy should have died instead of Fred,
I'm still salty about Fred's death.
Percy should have died.
Crookshanks should have been
James and Lily's old cats.
I personally don't think
that you are any more or less
of a Harry Potter fan
if you've never read
the Harry Potter books.
Neville deserved to kill Bellatrix.
Neville should've killed her.
So rereading the fifth book
as an adult made me realize
that Harry is not just
annoying and filled with angst.
He is 15 years old and
experienced so much trauma.
So he's handling his grief
like probably way better
than I would have.
I love Cursed Child so much.
First child gets judged as
if it were Harry Potter book,
not a Harry Potter play.
It looks like a Harry Potter book,
but it's not every
Potter book, it's a play.
As a play, I think Cursed
Child is incredible.
Scorpius Malfoy and Newt
Scamander are two of
the best characters in all
of the Harry Potter universe.
So I love that Cursed Child
and Fantastic Beats exists
just for those two characters alone,
because they are two of
my favorite characters
in all of Harry Potter,
I love them so much.
Harry James Potter has more gay energy
than Dumbledore ever had.
(laughs)
- In the movies, it starts
with Harry literally coming out
of a closet, okay?
I don't want to hear it, a bi-con.
Harry freaking, Harry freaking murdered...
(laughs)
- Harry freaking murdered
his teacher when he was 11.
(laughs)
- Harry freaking murdered
his teacher when he was 11
with his bare hands.
And like nobody cared
about nobody cared about...
(laughs)
- Nobody cared, nobody was scared of him.
Like what?
Everyone was just way more freaked out.
Like they were freaked out when
he was speaking Parseltongue
like that's what freaked
you out about Harry?
Harry and Draco should have dueled
to become master of the Elder Wands.
(Groans)
- Okay, this makes me angry.
It's like it was set up
scared Potter, you wish!
It was set up, it was there.
They should have dueled
full circle, baby, but no.
Draco is probably what disappointed me
the most about Harry Potter to be honest.
Hagrid loved Harry the most.
If Harry was going to
name his kids after people
in his life, he should have
named his kid after Hagrid,
not Snape, Ruby Potter.
Harry should have been more
sad about the Hedwig dying.
It happened so fast
and then he never thought
about Hedwig again.
I don't know, I feel like you should
have thought about Hedwig more.
Mrs. Norris wasn't Animagus.
Mrs. Norris and McGonigal went
on cat adventures together.
Cedric Diggory was more of
a hero than Snape ever was.
Sorry Snappy.
Sirius would not have been a
good person to raise Harry.
Gilderoy Lockhart is my favorite,
depends against the dark
arts teacher, I love him.
Also Dumbledore totally
just hired Lockhart
because he had a crush on him.
I used to hate the
prisoner of Azkaban movie
because I thought that it
didn't follow the books enough,
but now it's my favorite,
by far my favorite Harry Potter movie.
It was Tom Riddle, not Jenny that wrote
that Valentine's poem for Harry.
100%, that little song
about the pickle tote
or whatever, that was
Tom Riddle, that was him.
Hufflepuffs are the strongest
and most bad ass people
that you will ever meet,
don't mess with a Puff.
Draco should have joined
the Golden Trio at the end,
not the Death Eaters, all right?
This is some Zuko level (beep).
I'm sorry, but Ron should
have died at the end.
One of the trio should have died
and it should have been Ron.
She was going to kill
him, but then she didn't.
It would have been so heartbreaking
if Ron would have died.
Like Ron, that would
have been sad as heck.
I don't like how the books were
so Griffendor all the time.
I want to hang out in the
other house common rooms,
learn more about the other
houses, so Griffendor!
This is kind of bad, but honestly,
I probably would have
believed all the likes lies
and rumors about Harry if I
went to Hogwarts because like,
they sounded believable.
If I wasn't friends with Harry
and if I didn't know Harry
personally at Hogwarts,
I probably believe that
all that stuff was true.
Okay, Harry Potter isn't perfect.
There are things in Harry
Potter that are problematic
and that's okay.
As long as we recognize that
those things are problematic
and we don't ignore them.
I love every new Harry
Potter thing that is released
because I only see the
original seven books as canon.
Anything else that I learned after that?
Like this new information,
these new movies,
I don't think that's
new Harry Potter canon,
I just think that's having
fun in the wizardy world.
I don't look at that as new canon.
So I don't get like upset if the canon
like contradicts itself or
doesn't really work out.
I don't, I don't really care.
Honestly, I don't care what's
Canon and what's not Canon
because I grew up reading fan fiction
and I have so many freaking
head canons that like,
sometimes I forget what
the actual canon is.
I forget so it doesn't matter.
(laughs)
- For some people that's really
important and that's cool.
But for me, I'm just having
fun in the wizardy world, man.
I'm having a great time.
And with that, that's it.
Thank you guys so much
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about my Harry Potter unpopular opinions
and tell me your Harry
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I can't wait to get married.
I'm slowly getting insane.
This is how my brain
works, yeah, I said it.
Don't come for me, give me space.
I will die on this hill, you cowards.
I'm getting amped up.
I'm fighting you.
Voldemort boring, Avada Kedavra boring.
Where was I?
No, no, I'm fine.
Listen you, Snape could never.
I say things and then my own
brain tells me it's not funny.
Usually I say these things to Brizzy.
Sometimes she laughs most of
the time she gives me a look
like that wasn't funny.
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