♪♪
Very nice, Abby.
Abby: Thank you.
Beetles are fascinating.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Beetles are not fascinating.
I want to die.
Oh, what do we have here?
Mallory: Ladies and
gentlemen of the court,
are you ready to have
your minds blown?
Oh, yes.
Stacey: We now present to
you the hypothesis.
[electronic music]
In a world where gravity's
been explored to the fullest--
Mallory: And technology
 is advancing
at an exponential rate--
Stacey: Why scientifically
 explore uncharted fronts--
When you can return
to the basics?
Water!
Wind!
Earth!
Fire!--
Both: No!
Captain Planet argues that
there's a fifth pure element.
Hug!
But that theory has yet
to be embraced
by the scientific community.
♪♪
What is happening?
Have they mentioned science?
Stacey: The least familiar of
 these elements is water,
and this might explain things
a little bit clearer.
Mallory: We now present
the experiment.
But what is--
Water?
We cry--
Water.
Humanity's least favorite
fountain drink is--
Water.
Stacey: Sometimes I get up
to use the restroom
in the middle of the night
because I drank too much--
Milk!
Which is nature's water.
[mumbling] Water
is nature's water.
In fact, the human body
is 97%--
Water.
No, false.
Incorrect.
Derived from the
English word "what"
and the chicken sound "bu-kur!"
It means "to release power,
electricity, love."
But what is this water?
♪♪
Oh.
Oh.
And I believe that should
answer your questions.
And now, for the conclusion.
[dance music]
Mallory: Not enough water?
You die.
Too much water?
Still die.
Halfway water?
Both: Just right.
But all my friends
say H20 is blah.
Uh-uh, more like H2-
Both: Oh, yeah!
♪♪
It's a party!
Come on!
Uh, personal bubble.
I'm vegan!
What is happening?
[indistinct]
You might be wondering what
our background research is.
There's no better way
to study water
than to explore the origin
of man's relationship with it.
[African accent]
Before water was domesticated,
we had to hunt for it.
 With spear in one hand,
 and cup in the other,
 we had to
 search the plains.
Water! WATER!
[screaming]
[African tribal screaming]
[silence]
Honestly, I'm just grateful
it's not another
papier-mâché volcano.
Congratulations.
[screaming and cheering]
[crying]
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watching that sketch.
Please subscribe
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like this video,
and comment below.
Yeah. [laughs]
[laughing]
I'm just kidding.
There's nothing
between us.
Ew. Gross.
[laughs nervously]
I don't think you're...
the wind beneath my wings.
You're so funny.
Oh my gosh.
