LOUIS CK: Yeah, I got married. And uh, 
I like, I like being married. 
We fight sometimes. 
But here's what I've learned about fighting. This is the easiest way to end a fight. 
I just take her side against me.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
'Cause then it's over. 
It's just easier, you know. She's like, 
LOUIS CK GIRL VOICE: what's wrong with you? 
LOUIS CK: And I'm like I know! Oh shit, dammit, ugh. 
When's it going to end? 
Gives her nowhere to go, you know? 
GIRLS VOICE: Well you're a dick. 
LOUIS CK:I know I'm a dick, I'm the worst.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
