 
I usually don't show my face in these Reel it in's. I make but for this one
[I] thought it was appropriate because I just I have so much to say
That I'd rather just talk
So the new film wonder woman came out. I was not looking forward to seeing it because
Because DC. I was going to see at some point so that I could rip it to shreds on my channel
But the thing is it actually got good reviews the week it came out which
baffled me
Let me tell you
so I said know what maybe DC's learned something maybe I need [to] go and just see this movie and enjoy it and
I did because I want to give these movies a chance especially if they're good is this [eye] look smaller than the other eye?
Because I scratched my cornea yesterday. We're getting off topic is this movie good?
No, it isn't. is it, is it as bad as the other ones? No, it isn't, it is a competent
movie with two likable characters and
That's about it. [I'll] go through the positives first just to be fair. So people don't get mad or think that
I'm some marvel fan boy even though marvel makes much better movies, and they've been doing this for [ten] years
Let's let's ignore that though first things first. Gal Gadot. I think that's her name Gal Gadot.
Gal Gadot, [you are good]. That's good? [The Gadot can be better]
The Gadot? [More T at the end.] Gadot. [Yeah.] Is very good as Wonder Woman, and that's probably what shocked me the most
She is naturally funny. She has charisma
She has this strength about her that you can believe she can kick the shit out of people
She has a great chemistry with another great actor Chris pine. Who really shines in this movie as well
Basically whenever the two of them are on screen either separately or together
the movie works the movie works, best when they're together because
This might be the best
romance in a one of these superhero
Movies it felt genuine, it didn't feel forced like I don't know Thor and Natalie Portman
I must go back to asgard, but I give you my word I
Will return they really took their time to develop a relationship. [it] feels like a movie relationship
But it works you buy into it
You believe it and you like them if this movie got anything
Right it's that and that I commend it for as far as comparing it to the other DC movies
[this] one is
Vastly better you can see the difference. It's colorful
I like the color palette of it that doesn't mean I like the cinematography because I didn't
But the color Palette is good the production design the look of wonder woman
Herself the look of the world war one sets the look of wonder woman's island
It was all neat looking the supporting characters the spud and this other guy. [I] don't know who he is
They were both fine. I didn't like the native American guy. He was flat as fuck. [I] thought it was funny
There's some nice fish out of water humor
[the] movie got better as it went along at first
the first 15 minutes are terrible then once they get off the island and it's just Chris pine and
Gal Gadot going to war and hanging out and doing whatever all that stuff was good the action gets progressively better
Starting out pretty bad, but then by the time she gets in the war. It's okay nothing amazing
but it's
Serviceable action, and you're like okay it. This is this serves the story just fine. I think [I've] been fair
[everything] else with this movie is bad the music is
fucking terrible
including Wonder Woman's
that, which every time they play it feels out of place. It's not even a bad song necessarily it's
It's that electric cello
Like why the fuck is an electric cello being used in this period Piece makes no sense
the acting from everyone Aside
Gal Gadot, Chris pine and those two supporting guys is really bad. I did not like
Chris Pine's secretary, she felt like a bumbling fool and of course that shitty music
They play like this three stooges type music every time she comes on screen
And you like give me a fucking break will you the villains are the most?
over-the-top
Ridiculous, just like am I watching the same movie
We got another character with some fucking plastic on her face
And they get like this german guy who snorts cocaine to give him super strength for ten seconds and doctor
Poison is like here you go sir
I made you some cocaine that makes you really strong
But only for like a minute or so in case you ever need it
You know because you really fighting wars a lot the visual effects in this movie I
Don't know what effects team DC
Gets to make these movies
But it's fucking terrible every visual effect in this movie is bad. The green screen is terrible the
CGI itself whenever there's a CG wonder woman or CG Amazonian girl fighting
It's so clear [that] it's CG
there's a scene where wonder woman's like walking through the field and it's all cGI behind her it looks like a
Shampoo commercial or something [the] dialogue is terrible [too] not when Chris pine or gal gadot are just like hanging out talking
But the beginning when she's training, there's all those cliches stock lines
They use like "You don't know what you will become."  "You can never be what you want to be."
"She can never find out the truth about who she is." 'There's more to you than meets the eye."
"There's more power inside of you
Then you know."  and then the end of the movie love conquers all and she says love is the only thing that could
Save us from the war. [I'm] like fuck you. Give me a break
94%
Why are you blowing smoke up people's asses?
94% that's like
that's like a masterpiece the plot itself there is a plot and it does make sense and
everything the characters do make sense and
Thank God for that, but again these are basic things the plot itself is so
and
Thankfully through most of it
There are jokes and characters to carry it along like there is with the marvel movies, but this movie really
Fucks itself over in the end, and I'll get into that we'll start
Let's let's go over the plot quickly the movie starts with wonder woman played by a little girl. Who is maybe
One of the worst [child] actors have ever seen and everyone has a different accent and she just doesn't even have one
Her mother tells her [that] she was made with clay and zeus brought her to life and also
that zeus made this weapon to combat ares if he ever decides to come back and
You're like, okay?
Immediately, and I don't even feel [bad] about spoiling this because it's so obvious [I]
Immediately figured just like most people should that like oh that weapon is just there and the real weapon that Zeus made
To combat ares is wonder woman herself
It's such an obvious thing and as if it isn't obvious enough the mother keeps saying things like
She doesn't really know who she is
she can never find out what she really is she can never find out who her father is [and]
Just all these things to make it so much [more] obvious, and I'm thinking maybe they'll reveal it soon
but no
They keep it going the whole movie as if I'm not supposed to know that she's the fucking weapon that zeus made come on
they fight and then wonder woman takes Chris pine and they go to
London where they recruit people and then they go into the war and all that stuff is good the war stuff is good then we
[get] to the ending and
The ending is really what ruined the movie before that I was willing
Despite all its problems
And there are quite a few and [I] still have more to go through [I] was willing to go okay. This is an improvement
This is at [least] competent. It's fun. I like the two main characters
I'll give it a chance
I'll give [it] a higher rating but then this end
wonder woman kills the main German bad guy who she thinks is [ares], and she thinks this would end the war and she
[goes]
fuck you, and
Nothing happens and then Chris pine shows up
And he goes wonder woman the real world is much more complex than that
You can't just kill one guy and that ends the whole war human beings are messed up sometimes. We're bad sometimes
We're good, and in order to save the world and save us from ourselves
you're going to have to try much harder to just defeat one bad guy at the end of the movie and
I thought that all that was great. I'm like wow this movie isn't going to end
With her fighting a fucking guy, and it's gonna be a light show she's Gonna go with Chris pine
And they're gonna go defuse a bomb and that's gonna be the end of the movie and that's great like what a smart
Different way to end a movie like this
where there's no big supervillain you just you fight a bunch of Germans and
Then that's the end of the movie but then guess who shows up ares and ares goes
Did you know that you're actually the weapon? That zeus made I didn't
Make humans fight each other. I just gave them
ideas for weapons, and they did it themselves
Okay
I'll let it go. I mean at least ares admitted that humans are just shitty and he kind of helped it out
But then he goes
Wonder woman join me and she goes no obviously and he goes okay?
[you] gonna die and then they fight
And then there's a 10-minute long light show just a bunch of shit a bunch of colors just like the end of Batman VS Superman
[just] like the end of man of steel just a bunch of nonsense and she gets thrown through
Tankers and through buildings
and there's no stakes because she's invincible and then you're going why does she even have a shield that she's just
invincible there's not even a scratch on her and then she just punches ares in the face repeatedly and kills him and
Then she goes
Love is what conquers all even though
I just fucking punch this guy to death.
And then they cut to the future wonder woman and she looks at a picture
And then she goes to the screen and does this in a horribly chroma keyed bad effect
the fact they ruined
This nice message that they had and ruined this fun
Light-Hearted
movie with two really nice likable characters that had a nice romance [and]
It just turns into dumb shit. It's so [disappointing]
Man of Steel was boring Batman first Superman is annoying
Suicide squad is just incompetent and then we get this and this is disappointing
Not because I had [any] expectation for it because I didn't it was disappointing because this movie is
Solid it has the framework of a good movie and all it needed was some more time
Some more creativity and some more
Artistic vision to make it something
not even great but
noteworthy and
instead
They opted to just fuck [it]
We're gonna have wonder woman fight a fucking guy in an airfield and we're just going to blow everything up
We're going to get rid of this really likeable character that we could
Like milk for five more movies, but they just get rid of him and we're going to brutally murder this guy
But not murder this woman even though she's arguably much worse than him because we want her to be around for another movie
Maybe this is a great movie
Really?
This is this is what I've been told to go see this is what's going to save the DC universe?
this, hey wonder woman!
Maybe people are just bad sometimes and we just need to fight them and make the world a better place five minutes later
Fuck it
Wonder woman's punching ares in the face repeatedly Chris pine is Dead
Wow, what a great movie 9 out of 10. There's a few more things
I [want] to talk about too the director of this patty jenkins
She's made one other movie as far as I know but this movie is so poorly directed the shots are so flat
[she's] a good director of actors I guess but in terms of visual composition and
constructing action sequences that are exciting she completely failed patty jenkins has never made this kind of movie before and you can tell because
it all looks, so
Bad it was a very poorly directed movie. It has no style [it] had no vision it was
Incompetent half the time the action was boring you did notice [that] as the movie went along
Patty Jenkins got better at directing because it the mistakes like that
Started to die down a little bit in the end it all comes back
Because it turns into an action shit show and she has no clue how to direct something like that um in that
respect I would say giving zack snyder a compliment that he is better at directing scenes like that than she is and
you know zack snyder didn't make mistakes like that not to give zack side of credit like
Directing assists it really isn't that good of a movie. It's not terrible if I were to give it a rating
like a [4] out of [10]
that
it makes me sad because I
Really wanted [to] like it, and I really was liking it for a while. I was ready to give it a 6 or 5
But after that ending and just going back to all these
Problems and the beginning of the movie being terrible as well it felt like an early Marvel movie
Like thor or Captain America like the first half of like thor in the second half is like Captain America
[that's] both a good thing and a bad thing because those aren't great movies either the movie does nothing exceptional
aside from having two really good characters
That's really all this movie has going for it anyway. That's it. It's a shame. I didn't like it
Whatever. I'll probably review it at some point again when it comes out on DVD
