Quentin Tarantula &amp; The Contest
Well, great shot !
It looks like the one we found in Tim Ashby’s movie
with this false rotten Ninja who fights bad guys
and in the end we see it's a cyborg. 
You know, that one...
I never watch this kind of movie.
I watch only ‘Josephine Ange Gardien’.
 ‘Cause, it’s the only part I made I was paid for.
Ninja Terminator
You’ve got a part for me? I’m not coming 
for nothing! I have a busy schedule!
Ninja Commando…
I work at Lidl for loading packages.
After that, I taste canned ravioli for McDonalds.
No, Ninja Alien...
In the evening, I test porn movie
and it’s not fun because it's the Gay range of Dorcel.
That’s it !! It’s fucking Bionic Ninja !!!
Stop it ! We give a shit, I get the point !
All right... Well, you know what I mean.
Anyway, this fucking competition is our only opportunity 
to make a fuckin 'movie in Tarantino’s style !
Since 15 years, I expect that!! I’ll show that I’ve overtop the master!
But Quentin, you fuck us in medieval way!
Do a movie in 2 minutes.
Dude, your movie last more than 2 hours!
Yeah, It’s 1% of the last of one his movie.
That’s right ! 1% !! You’re very good in Metric Jean-Louis.
QUENTIN TARANTULA &amp; 
Uma the Frightening wife
Stop shooting my feet! You have to do the laundry!
- Move your fat ass!
- Yes, yes pussycat.
I hope you didn’t erase the video 
of the kids’s baptism for your crap movie!
This is where the magic takes place! 
My first movie, a tribute to Ringo.
Stop watching TV.
There’s "The Young and the Restless" on it! 
Move your fat ass!
Right away Pussycat ...
Anyway, I must call Albert Merguez. 
It’s my best buddy.
Albert, he helps me when I can’t write anything, 
He's the best.
Oh no! Not again Albert,
that big jerk who eats and drains all the fridge!
Quentin Tarantula &amp; 
Albert Hot Sausage to rescue
Jean Louis, man, you have to shoot!
More you shoot and more you have chance to shoot!
You see, I shoot, I shoot and I shoot!
Yeah, the more we do, 
the more we do the shit!
By the way, I'm still waiting to see
the 15 movies I shot with you!
Hey, Albert the script, he’s writing good? 
I hope you got an idea?
Burritos
Albert, you’re pissing me of!
Except shooting your stupid Tex Mex’s recipes 
and playing guitar
you do fucking nothing!
In fact, you’re useless! 
I always do everything!
Corona !!
I have no help here!
Don’t drink everything! 
Otherwise, we'll get bawled out
Jean Louis, can you imagine that I worked 
with this jerk for 4 years in the video store!
You should have stayed there. 
At least, you would not be at Welfare
I was a cinema lover before, 
I just increased my culture there.
If I had to take three movies 
on a desert island, Jean Louis
I'll take Best Of The Best 1
2, 3 and 4.
Those are fucking movies!
Why are you telling me all this shit, 
instead of writing!
And, you said : 3 films! 
So Dude, on a desert island,
I would take 3 Porn! 
That’s it!
Quentin Tarantula &amp;
Jean-Louis go make a Movie
That's it I’ve got everything!
The stuff : The Excalibur of the Cameras
THE ‘Hitachi VM 8300ES’!
The A team and the top level actors! 
Jean Louis let’s go with your thing !
What did you expect ?
Great !! I’ll win this contest !! 
Fuck Ya Let’s go !!!
I think there’s missing something, no?
What ?
THE SCRIPT !!
We hope...
Directed by : David Morelle
&amp; François Lyon
Thanks to Quentin Tarantino
for his great Movies
