So I woke up this morning to this video
[Soft instrumental music]
[Gunshots]
*Everybody loses their mind*
New gun has been added to Fortnite
It's like a cannon..
It's like a cannon.. in your hand
It's like a cannon.. in your hand
It's crazy!
I feel like it's gonna be the new meta
And I wanna get trick shots today,
because Eric Cartman said so
- [Joey] Are you sure?
- [Tony] Eric Ca.. Yes, Eric Cartman, I'm pretty sure!
Try to find that video, Joey!
- [Joey] Here it is
"Hey, TCTN viewers, I'm Cartman"
"But you probably already recognize me,
because I'm not lame like my friends"
"I'm actually cewl!"
"Today's challenge is five trick shots!"
"If Tony does it, you like the video"
"If not.. I don't know,
I will be back with vengeance, I guess"
So I'm gonna try to get
as many trick shots as I can!
I don't have a lot of time
But what I do have
is a figure of Donald Trump pooping
So it's not really related to time, but..
I have it. There's that.
Alright, first on the list - find the flint pistol
Or the Flintknock, I'm not even sure what the name is
(Flintlock, Tony! It's Flintlock! FLINT LOCK PISTOL!)
Second - get a trick shot
Third - I'm not sure
(Well, neither I am!)
And fourth - PROFIT!
Obviously!
So far no flint pistol
[Tense instrumental music]
[Don't do it]
[No!]
*Tony memeing bravely and indistinctly*
[No!]
[Suppressed gunshots]
[Tense instrumental music]
[HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
SUP!
[Rhythmic electronic music]
[Suppressed gunshots]
[Rhythmic electronic music]
Where are you going, braw?
OOOOHHHHHHHH!
WWWWOOOAAAHHHH
[Rhythmic electronic music]
The heck did you go?
[Rhythmic electronic music]
[Rhythmic electronic music]
[Suppressed gunshots]
By the way, don't forget to get your merch!
It's in the description down below
You can check out the link,
it's a Molly the Pug T-Shirt
With my slogan on top of it
And you can get it right nowwwwwwwrrrrrrwwwwrrrrrrrrr
Come on, you gotta be kidding me, dude!
I need that shield!
[Rhythmic electronic music]
NO!
How did I miss that?
[Slow-mo of how Tony misses that]
[Rhythmic electronic music, gunshots]
*Pocket Nuke from eBay goes off*
[Rhythmic electronic music, gunshots]
*Daaaam those are poor quality pocket nukes*
Oh, man..
Zero trick shots!
So.. zero likes, I guess?
Or did anyone like the video just for me trying?
No?..
Okay.
[Attempt #2!]
*Sings in German about some awesome pizza*
Anybody know where that's from?
[Tense instrumental music]
[Tense instrumental music, gunshots]
*Spanish laughing meme(an)*
[Tense instrumental music]
[Tense instrumental music, gunshots]
[Gunshots, heartbeat sounds, big wow much intense!]
[Tense music, heartbeat, gunshots all around, DAAAM!]
*BWWWZZZPP*
*Birds singing*
[Hullo mothafa..!]
[Gunshots]
*BANG-BANG*
AAAAAHHHH!
Alright, attempt number three is gonna be better!
Damn it!
[Attempt #3]
*Distant gunshots*
You know what would make trickshotting even better?
If I was a freakin' Bush!
Alright, this sweet new animation
is putting on the bush
The bush is now super OP
[Rhythmic electronic music]
Alright, come at me, I got a bush!
I'm in
Alright, come at me, I got a bush!
I'm invincible now!
[Rhythmic electronic music]
Where's the guy?
I hear someone
[Heartbeat]
*BOOM*
Hey, guy!
[Heartbeat, rifle shots]
WWWWwwwooooHHHHH! Nice!
[Tense instrumental music]
Yo, yo, yo!
[Heartbeat, heroic instrumental music]
Sup, dude!
[Heartbeat, heroic instrumental music, gunshots]
Oh, I got it!
Alright!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Trickshotting time, ladies and gentlemen!
Finally!
[Tense instrumental music]
Alright, let's go, I'm ready!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Who will be my first trick shot victim?
[Heroic instrumental music]
Or maybe a regular victim, who knows
BAAAM!
Oh my God, this does a lot of freakin' damage!
[Heroic instrumental music, gunshots]
Hha-haa, look at this guy!
Just chilling!
[Heroic instrumental music]
WWWhhhhhooooaahhhhhh!
*Laughs*
OH MY GOD!
This thing does a lot of damage!
[Heroic instrumental music, gunshots]
[Mission Passed! Respect +]
Alright, I guess you can call this kind of a trick shot
Hey, someone's coming!
[Gunshots]
[Heroic instrumental music, gunshots]
See ya in the lobbbbyyyy!11
Alright, I gotta stop that, sorry for being toxic
*Laughs*
I had to do it
Aaaand we have another one!
This is going to be interesting!
Alright, trickshotting time, ladies and gentlemen!
I kind of did two trick shots
Not really, but.. If you want to, if you're nice
You can call that a trick shot!
I'm gonna throw out the AK, 'cause I don't need it
Got my two cannons ready right here
Got my trusty tactical shotgun
Oh my God, it's another one!
It's another one, ladies and gentlemen
Alright, you know what, I'll just replace this one
Not even gonna bring
freakin' heavy sniper! I don't care!
I don't need that stuff!
I'm a trickshotter now, check this out!
*Laughs*
[Heroic instrumental music]
Come at me, guys!
It's a new meta!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Alright, alright, this is gonna be a good one!
He's about to rush me, here we go!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Here we go!
Ah!
[Heroic instrumental music]
NOOOOOOOOO!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Alright, I'm outta here!
[Heroic instrumental music]
You're not gonna mess up
my trickshotting game, alright?
No one is!
[Heroic instrumental music]
[WRONG!]
[Gunshots]
*Crying*
Well, anyway, as I said in the beginning
of the video, I don't have a lot of time
It's 9 pm now for my timezone
It's probably gonna be around 3 pm
For all of you watching this right now,
when I'm releasing this video
And I'll be streaming in the near future
I'm really trying a lot to improve
on Fortnite, just so I can stream
But for some reason, when I'm recording,
I just can't freakin' play, it's crazy, man!
I get all excited!
And I wanna do memes!
And they kill me, because
they're sweaty twitch streamers!
And I'll be streaming on YouTube, by the way
Either than that, ladies and gentlemen
My name is Tony
I hope you have enjoyed this video
And I will see you in the next one, until then..
Bye-byeeeeee
And STTTTTAAAYYYY AWESOOOOMMMMMMMME!
BBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbyyyyyeeeeeeeeee!
