Go go go go!
Did anyone follow us?
I don't think so.
Will?
We're good... for now...
If we don't get that VPN back up
...they'll find a way to get to us.
We'll get it up goddammit this war ain't over
till the --
We know you're in there.
Come out with your hands up and state your allegiance.
Please!
Don't shoot, don't shoot!
I'm neutral, please!
What shape is the earth?
Round!
Round like a plate or like a ball?
Uhh like a ball! Like a ball!
Oh thank God.
Don't touch me.
So uhh... what's with the outfit?
Well I didn't quite have the time to grab
my Sunday best!
You folks SJWs?
What? No ma'am.
We're with the Reasonable Resistance.
I'm Sandra, aka Lieutenant Lifehack.
YouTuber.
That's Grace, aka AmazyGracy.
I can make you some sustainable jewelry,
but I'll need a lot of spit.
She's an Etsy seller.
That's Will, aka PM_ur_tits_girl
with the  phone over there.
He always picks healer class in online games.
I'm Frank.
Last Myspace user.
What's your handle sweetie?
-InvisibleTearsOfRage.
Nobody gets me.
My word... I finally found you folks!
I'm sorry what?
-I'm one of ya!
Annie, aka AnnieSmith zero.. zero... zero four!
Non-racist grandma!
But...
You're like, nineteen...
And a boy...
Come on guys, nobody that old
is actually open minded.
Well alright Annie, you picked a terrible
time to bump into us.
Our VPN is out, every time we go online
they track us down, fast.
Hey how's your security looking?
Oh I never really bothered about any of that stuff...
Just seemed out of character.
That unsettles me.
Are you trying to get us all killed?
It's dead.
Well I nev--!
There they are!
Nobody panic!
This calls for action!
I am repositioning.
Position acquired.
Ready for danger.
Take this you cisgender piece of shit!
I've got your safe space right here snowflake!
After them! For tolerance!
For tolerance!
Kill them for tolerance! Yaaaay!
Guys...
Guys maybe... we stay offline
for a little bit okay?
We can't do that Will!
People are like... counting on us!
Yeah but it's not safe!
-We'll go somewhere crowded, like Facebook.
Nobody left to save. Nothing but Russian bots
sharing fake news.
Well... Twitter then?
Hashtag 'thoughts and prayers'
Instagram?
It's like an online mirror.
Tumblr?
After Will was accused of cultural appropriation?
Fedoras are not ethnic damnit!
He could've been banned Frank!
For days!
They're from the US!
Hey! You knew that hat was trouble!
I'm not going back there man.
It's worse than 4chan.
-Yeah?
What do you know about 4chan huh?
I did two tours there, you wouldn't even last a sec--
That's what I thought.
Well, how about YouTube?
YouTube?!
Yeah!
YouTube is like ground fucking zero
right now Annie.
It's a goddamn shitshow.
We could just lurk around, watch some cat videos.
Guys?
-And ignore the stupid shit people are posting?
Who the hell are you?
-Guys!
I can't connect.
Have you attempted shutting down your device
and rebooting?
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait...
You turned off your hotspot?
It's not what it looks like okay
I just... ran out of data.
I thought you said you have an unlimited plan.
-I did -- I do, but --
Then what's the fucking problem?
-I don't know!
There's a threshold okay?
I get fifty gigabytes and after that I --
You piece of shit!
-No! No, no!
Sandra, no!
Think of your subscribers!
Why Frank?
I can take the hunger...
And the fighting...
But if I can't surf...
Then what's the point?
You killed the internet?
No! Would you guys listen to me?
We can take turns on my phone.
It's still there, just... slower.
How slow?
I don't know it's uh--
How slow goddamnit?!
...3G?
Grace!
No, Grace, Grace!
Reboot!
Reboot Grace! Reboot!
Well what in tarnation is all this fuss about?
In my youth we didn't even have the interwebs!
Snap out of it you freak!
There's no lifehack...
For death!
Just tell me...
Will I still be able to watch porn?
You could read naughty stories.
I can't jerk off to letters Will.
They just fucking sit there.
If you open a video...
...there's gonna be buffering...
A lot of buffering.
But I need at least twelve tabs.
Grace was right.
I'm not gonna sit here and slowly starve...
for attention.
Sandra no...
Would you folks stop it already?
We can get through this if we stick together!
-Yes! We need to stop fighting!
Shut your hairy mouth boy!
I've had periods that made more sense than you!
No, I mean literally, if we all
squeeze together real good...
...we can watch the screen
at the same time.
'Taking turns'?
Boy you're dumber than a bag of pinecones.
That... might work.
It will dear. Just for now.
Just for now?
Just for now.
For now?
For now.
Just for now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Just now.
It was just a prank bro!
It was a prank the whole time!
You got trolled so bad!
Ooh you should see the look on your face.
So stupid.
This'll break the fucking internet.
