[Show!terview with Jessi]
*This show contains product placement and virtual advertisement*
*This shooting was conducted in consideration 
of health and safety guidelines*
[Midnight TV with Jessi]
Jessi / Reporter
Hello all
Welcome to Midnight Showterview
Umm...
*awkward*
Jessi Reporter
You know what I'm sayin'?
I'm here as a reporter and today
I'm here as a reporter, and today 
we have Heechul on the show!
Which group was he in?
Ahhh Super Junior!
We're here where
We're here where a commercial shooting is placing now
They only gave us an hour
So let's get rollin'
And here goes Jessi the Reporter!
The one came into our attention in the bustling studio
Right here
"Universal star" Kim Heechul!
Heechul is shooting a commercial now!
*professional*
Reporter Jessi pays a visit to 
a commercial studio!
Heechul-nim
Where are you?
[screams internally]
*fake smiling at work*
Who's dat tho
The camera really loves you dude
*dazzling*
*puzzled*
Today's Guest
"Universal star" Kim Heechul!
Now you calling me 'oppa'
Why am I here?
Why you're here? 
Seriously
*why Jessi...*
Will this promotion work?
Well, have a seat, please
NOWHERE TO SIT!
JUST SIT DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
*bickering*
Geez, I feel dizzy already
WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE!
WE HAVE ONLY ONE HOUR!
Why did you give her an hour to Jessi...?
An hour is too long for her
Haha right lol
To be frank
we gotta do this real quick
Y'ALL BE QUIET
Everyone is being quiet here...
*wild as a wild horse*
Will this interview work today...?
[Product Placement Interview]
(already wiped out)
Hello folks!
[Showterview with Jessi]
Do you know [Showterview with Jessi]?
I've watched it already
We have to promote 
the "New Smiling, Proud Wander" mobile game
*sounds exciting*
(T/N: aka DBBP Mobile, an abbreviation of its Korean name)
While giving ideas of how to promote the game
The advertiser asked me 
"Do you know Jessi?"
I said 
"Jessi is a good friend of mine"
But I wasn't aware of this tho
oh.
How come you become a reporter? LOL
Technically I'm not a reporter
But my concept for today is a reporter
SO CONCENTRATE!
'KAY?
oof
Hello folks!
[Showterview with Jessi]
Hello folks!
[Showterview with Jessi] w, welcome back!
Born in Hoengseong in 1983.
Debuted with starring in KBS 2TV Drama "Sharp 2" in 2005
Released 1st Studio Album - "Super Junior 05" in 2006
Won Seoul Music Awards - 
"Rookie of the Year" and "Mobile Popularity" in 2006
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Rookie of the Year" and 
"Popular Music Video Award" in 2006
Won Melon Music Awards - "Rookie of the Year" (Grand Slam Title) in 2006
'U' won triple Crown from SBS Inkigayo in 2006
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Disk Daesang" and "Anycall Popularity Award"
Won Mnet 20's Choice Awards - "Best Pretty Boy" in 2007
Won Seoul Music Awards - "Bonsang Award" and "Mobile Popularity" in 2008
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Disk Daesang", 
"Samsung YEPP Popularity Award", and "Disk Daesang" in 2009
Won Melon Music Awards - "Top 10 Artist Winners" in 2009
'Sorry Sorry' won triple Crown from SBS Inkigayo in 2009
Won Seoul Music Awards - "Bonsang Award" and 
"K-wave Special Award", "Popularity Award" in 2010
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Bonsang Award" and 
"Asian Popularity Award" in 2010
Won Melon Music Awards - "Netizen Popularity Award"
'Bonamana' won triple Crown from SBS Inkigayo
Won Melon Music Awards - 
"Top 10 Artist Winners" and "Netizen Popularity Award" in 2011
"Mr. Simple" won triple Crown from 
Mnet Countdown & SBS Inkigayo
Won MBC Entertainment Awards - "Special Award (Singer Division)"
"Sexy, Free & Single" won the Triple Crown from Mnet
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Popularity Award", "MSN Japan Popularity Award", 
"Disk Bonsang", and "Disk Daesang" in 2012
Won Seoul Music Awards - "Bonsang Award" and "Disk Daesang" in 2012
(Mr. Simple won triple crown)
MBC Music Show Champion
Mnet "Sexy, Free & Single" won the triple crown
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Bonsang Award", "Disk Daesang" 
and "MSN Southeast Asian Award" in 2013
Won Seoul Music Awards - 
"K-wave Special Award" and "Bonsang Award" in 2013
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Disk Bonsang"
Won Seoul Music Awards - "Bonsang Award" in 2015
Won Golden Disk Awards - "Disk Bonsang" in 2016
Won 2015 Click Starwars Awards - Daesang Award
Won Melon Music Awards - Best Rock Song 
(shared with Min Kyung-hoon) in 2017
We only have AN HOUR today
I'm in a hurry, gotta do fast-talking today
That's it for introducing myself?
The Interview Run Like the Wind Bullseye
*gosh you're really in a hurry*
Hello all, this is "Universal Star" Kim Heechul, 
newly came back with "DBBP Mobile"
And you became a model of the game?
THEN WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU HERE????
YOU'RE HERE FOR PROMOTING THIS!!!!
But I guess I can be a good model for this!
*DIS*
*DIS*
It suits me well!
*DIS*
Nu Not at all!
This goes well with me, right?
Kinda... Sorta... goes well... somewhat?
Don't you think her jeans are too ripped?
(tattered)
Don't you think her jeans are too ripped?
What are you doing as a model?
*oops my earring fell out*
Never had an interview like this in my life...
DBBP Mobile is
The game is based on the Masterpiece film 
"The Legend of the Swordsman" franchise
I recommend this game for those 
who have nostalgia
Professional as he is!
Giving all his best for getting new players to the game!
RPG mobile game that is easy and fun to play
Do you like video games?
- Do you like video games?
- I do like video games
Which game do you play?
I like games <3
*ambitious*
I like this game! <3
IT HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED YET
The host follows rules of capitalism
And the model is Heechul oppa
It's gotta be fun y'all know
You can play the game on your phone
Watch
DBBP Mobile is as simple as that
Are you playing this game?
It has not been released yet...
Patience Level: Lvl 99
[Coming out in September 2020]
Anywho, moving on to the next question
W... Where?
*OH BOY*
Should I read the question?
Should I read the question?
Here, pass me
Jessi: Q. This is Martial Arts Game 
Can you please show us a couple of martial arts moves you can do?
sHoW mE
[visible confusion]
LMAOOOOOOO
[visible confusion]
Can you please show us, oppa?
There's a skill named "Sunflower Manual" (葵花寶典)
Once you learn "Sunflower Manual"
Once you learn "Sunflower Manual"
The man slowly transforms into a woman
AHA!
Now I know why they picked you as a model
He sorta looks like a lady
Very Beautiful
Very Beautiful
Very Pretty
Almost close to scratch my face with ya fingernails
Thought she is a Werewolf
*Learns "Sunflower Manual" and transforms into a lady*
There is a scene in which 
Dongfang Bubai bewitches others with drinking water
The best scene of "Swordsman", 
Brigitte Lin as Dongfang Bubai drinking water!
Followed by "Nunu Nana" challenge, 
"Dongfang Bubai" challenge entwined with the present!
Something like this
Poses like this and flies around
Okay
Let me try it
Fascinating Drinking Pose
Will Jessi be able to make it?
*GULP*
JUST ONE BOTTLE TONIGHT VIBE
*That's just drinking!*
That's just drinking!
I wonder why I have Jessi here?
It's DBBP Mobile today
Oh my, my!
What is this?
That's the costume?
★Urgent Implementation of Dongfang Bubai Costume★
And why are we here...
Can you show the move?
(mE...?)
*that's a lot of work*
*flap*
LUL
*ka cha pa*
Anyone can know they've been dragged out
You gotta show the real martial arts!
*wind sound*
Somewhat... kinda... realistic action...?
Who are you by the way?
Staff: I'm a camera assistant...
Extreme Job: Showterview Staff
*such a hard work :(*
[Global Interview]
OkAy!
OkAy!
This is ★My Time★
☆★ GLOBAL INTERVIEW ★☆
eNgliSh tIme?
Q. Introduce yourself please to your global fans
It's been half an hour since we started 
and now saying hey
NO KOREAN ALLOWED
This is [Global Interview]!
hEllo
hEllo
mY nAme is
hEllo
mY nAme is Kim Heechul
Muah♥ '3' ~*
...That's it?
yEah!
Q. How long has it been since Super Junior's debut?
ship-o years!
SHIP-o YEARS!
OOF
Konglish: The unification of East and West
*15 years?*
Konglish: The unification of East and West
*yeah 15 years!*
I'm also 15 years
They both debuted in 2005
*we're same!*
They both debuted in 2005
*same!*
Same Same!
*Jessi 15 years ago*
[Inkigayo: 03/12/06]
[Inkigayo: 03/12/06]
*Heechul 15 years ago*
[Inkigayo: 03/12/06]
The Same Debut Year makes them
'We Are The World'
But when you saw me
I was... Sixteen
Ahh sixteen
And how oLd wEre yOu?
Why my English is like dis tho
Twenty-three
Twenty-three in Korean Age
But the thing is
But the thing is
this oppa is pretty
So I was like
There are full of men in Super Junior
There are full of men in Super Junior 
and there's a girl in the group?
The Only Woman in the Boy Band Super Junior?
Back in "Star Golden Bell"
You said
You like Heechul Oppa the most 
among the Super Junior members
Back then
BACK THEN!
But now...
But now... so so ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯
*a bit disappointed*
Now we're close friends
He's really nice now
People don't know but
He's grown up pretty much
What are you sayin' lol
Q. Super Junior meMbers
Q. Super Junior meMbers, who is your favorite?
(I knew you'd ask this question...)
But like "Everybody" is not funny at all...
NO
NO JOY!
Everybody else answered honestly
EVERYBODY YO LIER
Level with us!
Your favorite SJ member?
UuUuUmmMmM..
- Now...
- You can say nobody
nOw mAYbe...
Kyuhyun?
That was so random 0.0
*dRUnken drunKen*
aka Drunken Jo
Drinking buddy: Kyuhyun
Q. If so
Q. If so, who you don't like?
hMmmm... HONESTLY...
Of course I have one!
Gotcha!
eVeRybODy
eVeRybODy kInd
eVeRybODy kInd NO!
hAhahahaHhahah
HEY I FEEL AWFULLY ASHAMED
Even I dunno wut I just said 0.0
*so bad*
Even I dunno wut I just said 0.0
So what's the conclusion?
I'll translate your words
No, what I'm sayin' is cuz we're in the same team and friends, 
but also we're all business relations
Of Course
Of Course
You don't have to explain that
So who's that be
*that's tough*
I'll be in real trouble if I say this
Think about it
For 15 years
You sleep
You eat with them
You shower with them
?????
OH MY GAWUUD
A blast from the past
Do you remember this?
Back in the old day,
I passed the S.M. audition 
and almost signed a contract with them
WOW
WOW 
S H i T !!!!!!!!
ME IMAGINED AND SHOOK NOW
Maybe like
Maybe like
CSJH
Maybe like
CSJH or SNSD
Ummm
No
No NO
No NO no
No NO no NO
No NO no NO nU NO
No NO no NO nU NO NOOOO!
WOW
WOW
He's freakin looking down on me
No, that's not what I meant
Rather you're such a badass
So what you're trying to say?
Meaning you're such a beautiful lady now
Carrot and stick
This is a sweet and heartwarming Show!terview!
[Visual Interview]
Okay
Cuz we're running out of time
She keeps saying we're running out of time lol
Do you really have anything 
you'd like to know about me?
I can't ask you questions like "Do you smoke?" here
Hey, I'm a quit-smoking treatment ambassador!
YOU ARE GONNA GET ME INTO BIG TROUBLE!!!!
*SORRY*
*I can't handle her*
Alright folks, I'm done with this :D
I wanna ask you something
Q. What was your position in Super Junior 
when you debuted?
When debuted?
What was it?
Visual position?
When I debuted... 
Gosh this is embarrassing lol
YUP RIGHT LUL
The true member of SJ 
in charge of "visual" position
Oppa, so this is real?
YUP
Hang on sec
*Heechul's debut pic*
cray visual
You'd have had botox
No, no I don't
I hate needles
I even didn't pierce my ear
(Scanning)
(Scanning . )
(Scanning . .)
(Scanning . . .)
(Scanning . . . .)
(Scanning . . .)
(Scanning . .)
(Scanning .)
*stands up*
Of course, you didn't pierce there!
SIT DOWN!
SIT DOWN!
WHY YOU STAND?
DON'T GET ME WRONG
Why he's standing up???
Universal Embarrassment
NOT INTERESTED IN THERE
I have not...
I didn't even ask!
Just wanted to say
I have not pierced anywhere... :0
I think men become more handsome as they age
But hey, look
I got fat on my face
NO
You look better!
You too skinny!!
Too skinny!! STOP!
Too skinny!! STOP!
Quit it!
(bruh... I get it...)
I like how he looks right now the most
Ahh thank you
I appreciate your kind words
And I like him better
And I like him better in a shorter hairstyle
The reason why I cut my hair,
The reason why I cut my hair, 
my hair was like this long!
At first...
Speaking of which...
Advertiser, 
am I okay with talking about my hair, right?
Yes!
Yes! Yes, that's fine!
*HOLY COW*
My hair was this long
*a photo from a month ago*
My hair was this long
And why is that?
Originally my plan was kept growing my hair and 
on the 15th-anniversary album this year,
I was thinking dyeing half of my hair in white 
and the rest of it in black
Or maybe dye half around my ears
Anywho I was thinking of a long hair concept
And then!
I got a DBBP Mobile commercial
But I couldn't
But I couldn't reject it because...
Dat was lots of money
I couldn't helpt it...
HEY! 
Hair grows fast again!
After I heard the offer...
I'll cut it quickly!
I'll cut it quickly!
I'll cut with scissors now!
I'll cut it right away!
I'll cut it right away!
I'LL SHAVE MY HAIR RIGHT AWAY!
My fans like the most
He's so handsome
Where's the advertiser 
who brought his stunning appearance back?
Thank you so much Advertiser <3
- Lots of love, E.L.F
[Expert Interview I]
PD-nim:
Heechul seems there's nothing he can't do
THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
He has something he's bad at!
I've never seen such a host like her
*YAY*
*YAY*
ThE hElL ya saYin'!
What do you want me to do?
PD-nim: Since you're good at writing lyrics, 
could you write an acrostic poem?
Give me a keyword
I not bet "Nunu Nana", right?
It's "Nunu Nana" :D
Such a Natural Born Entertainer
NUN!
NUNu nana song is
NU!
NU (=who) made the song?
NAN!
Nan
*nan (= me)*
- *nan*
- *and that's it?*
Done with Nan
Say NA!
*NAN*
*nan (= me)*
*NAN!*
*Say 'NA'!*
NA!
NA(=I) "I wanna be me"
I like that song
Please sing that song
♪ I wanna be myself ♬
(Whew... done)
NAN!
AGAIN?
*NA!*
Nunu Nana
NA!
Da hell
Me driving crazy seriously!
I JUST DID "NA"!!!
*done already?*
'NA', I Want To Be Me!
YOU HAPPY NOW????
But that wasn't good enough tho
*OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE*
CRITIC REVIEW: Lack of story
For you:
"Dong Bang Bul Pae"
"Dong Bang Bul Pae"
(T/N: Dongfang Bubai in Korean)
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Dong...
OH MY GOD!
Dong... dong...
And...
DONG!
DONG Bang Shin Ki
BANG!
BANG dat ass...
BANG dat ass...
(T/N: Ass in Korean)
*OH MY LORD*
SHIN!
*wut?*
"Dong Bang Bul Pae" = was the keyword
I was confused with DBSK because of YOU!
Heechul oppa, feel dizzy, aye? 0.0
"Dong Bang Bul Pae"!
Bul!
BUL!
BUL on fire!
(T/N: Bul means fire in Korean)
PAE!
Pae!
PAE i wanna beat the crap out of you
Aha!
DONG: Dong Bang Shin Ki
DONG: Dong Bang Shin Ki's
BANG: Dat ass...
BUL: On fire!
BUL: On fire!
Pae: So you wanna beat the crap out of them
Jessi style of acrostic poem with a perfect storyline!
I DID PRETTY WELL THAN I THOUGHT!
We recommend you to do lyricist...
We recommend you to do lyricist...
*didn't I?*
[Expert Interview II]
OKAY
Listen to the intro within a second and 
figure out the songs!
Kim Heechul / The living Jukebox
"I'm somewhat good at it."
Okay
The first music! 
GO!
♬♪♬♪♬♪
Wut's dis song?
WUT'S DIS SONG?
NO IDEA
Did you figure it out?
"STAR" from Jessi's 3rd Mini Album, NUNA!
*Listening Again*
♬♪♬♪♬♪
Everyday I see
(eVEry dAy?)
(eVEry dAy?)
*bet you know*
How the heck I know pop songs?
Hey you're a musician, 
and musicians should know all the music genres
Please play it again
The only pop song I know is "She's gone"
You can guess the singer by listening to the voice!
Pop songs are not my specialty...
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY???
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY???
SAY ANY RANDOM NAMES!
I only listened to rock music 
way back before
All you have to do is get the singer's name
Whose voice does it sounds like to you?
AHA
Taylor Swift
TSwift
NONSENSE
WoW...
Wrong and wrong and WRONG!
Dude, you gotta listen to the tone
*long face*
Is she famous?
Yes...
Yes... somewhat famous
You know her?
You don't know the answer too
I know
Alicia Keys
*PFFT*
Last Chance
♬♪♬♪♬♪
Everything I do is real for you
Everything I do is real for you
For you
Rosé from Blackpink?
Blackpink who always delivers...?
Who is it?
♬♪♬♪♬♪
There was no such plan in the first place
You should've stopped the song already!
♬♪♬♪♬♪
Yeah
♬♪♬♪♬♪
There was no such plan in the first place
This voice is?
THE HECK
HEY!
NOT A POP SONG!
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!
*PUZZLED*
WHO IS IT?
YOUR SONG DUHHHHH
AND WHY YOU DON'T KNOW???
They say the light is dark under the lamp...
IT WAS ME!
YEAH
IT'S UR SONG
(Spiting out excuses in shame)
Doesn't sounds like my voice tho?
Wow, your acting skills got way better!
English verse too?
It's all me
It's all me
Vocal
Became speechless at her surprising tone
Could you please, 
please sing the first line?
Oh live?
Oh live? Dunno the lyrics tho o.O
LULLLL
*Jessi participated in writing lyrics & compositions*
YOU ARE THE BEST
(O I remember now)
SHHHH
Just be quiet
♬ Everyday I see the stars ♪
♬ Everyday I see the stars ♪
♬ Shining bright into my life ♪
*wow*
♬ Oh yeah ♪
♬ Oh yeah ♪
♬ Oh yeah ♪
Jessi, you sorta sounds like Rihanna
It's just my voice
Sorry I didn't recognize you earlier
Such a disappointment
OOF
Last one and
Last one and 
it's Jessi's turn to figure the answer out
Nah she'll never find the answer
Not like TOOOOOO much
The Last Song Starts!
Wot... da...
Uhm Jung-hwa!
UHM JUNG-HWA!
*thonking*
You know the answer
- You know the answer
- You really can't take the hint
Kim Heechul!
OH MY YOU DUMMY!
DBBP Mobile original soundtrack
That is correct!
We're in the commercial shooting studio, 
better do this much
Do they have vocal too?
I could've done the vocal! :/
*excuse me?*
You're saying, you wanna put English lyrics?
*fiercely ambitious*
sooo gooooud
Could you do English lyrics?
♬♪♬♪♬♪
*Jessi vibe*
But that sounds right o.O
PD-nim: You're gonna come and work here?
*still fascinated with the song*
STOP IT
UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA SING THE TRACK
Quit it!
The finale... with passion!
For inquiries please contact:
@jessicah_o
[Cookie Clip]
Be honest, how was [Showterview with Jessi] today?
Honestly?
*Everyone answered honestly to this question*
But EVERYONE said it was good
Y'all know the answer
I'm looking forward to watching the show, 
I've been in show business for a long time
After shooting, like you have a sort of sense of 
how the program will turn out
And today...
*hesitates*
And today...
Guess this won't work well
*this can be aired?*
The editing takes my breath away!
Guess what?
I've been chocked for the whole time
Promote for the last time...
But we did it all
That's what we've been doing all day
DBBP Mobile
DBBP Mobile: Pre-Register Now!
I cut my hair for DBBP Mobile!
Okay now moving on to Ending
WE'VE BEEN DOING THE ENDING SCENE FOR 10 MINUTES!
I GOTTA TAKE THIS QUICKLY!!!
I HAVE TO DRESS UP AND DO MAKEUP LIKE HIM!
*this was the fourth trial*
Okay moving on to Ending
(p L e a S e  s T o P)
Everyone, that's all for today with Heechul oppa!
Don't forget to check out
DBBP Mobile
Always welcome for 
Original Sound Track Inquires ;D
Until the very end...
And lastly! 
Last words!
final_revised_real_finalized_final_ending
I say goodbye again?
(wiped out)
Thank you so much for coming 
all the way up to here today
It's been a pleasure to meet you 
and let's not see each other again!
For real
*joking*
BYE NOW! ♥
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