like what did you just do i don't know
why you push buttons
why am i player two because i'm canada
that doesn't matter
i'm plugged into player one it doesn't
make any sense
wait hold on wait oh dude i can move my
dudes
i don't understand how this works yeah
so you're setting up your team right now
oh i want all sick boys
you're going to lose i want to be thick
though
all right i you good we have the exact
same team just different
layouts wait what all right let's go
welcome back to gamecube i don't know
how to play sam
i i don't remember but it's a to
why is my team just scrambling because
they're moving oh okay it's not sorted
yet okay
give me that i don't remember how to
shoot you just freaking obliterated me
i can't shoot i could not shoot nerd
oh i forgot i control my goalie i'm an
idiot right so hold on wait i think i
got i think b
switches your character and a shoots
yeah
uh it will be his pass so whenever you
don't have the puck it's
change characters
al what a nerd oh wait oh
yeah so you're always controlling your
goalie
even when he's off screen i guess
well probably not because we just talked
about that why are my guys scrambling so
much
ah here we go give me that give me that
man come on
oh that would have been the slowest goal
in history
wait i'm trying to pass man
oh no i just moved you gotta let it in
oh sorry excuse me that's perfect
the sheer disrespect i don't this game
is freaking aggravating me man right
oh no no no how do i switch characters
what is this
man oh my god all right all right
i'm done playing around you could do it
the canadians just got angry
you'll get there the canadians got angry
eh
you ruined it it was funny and you
ruined it i know that's what i
know why is this dude that you always
wanted useless man if you'd stop
freaking out i get so stressed
okay so b b b changes
the why do you get it every time oh
come on oh get out of here
how do you get the ball every time i
don't understand okay so you you move
the d-pad to who you want to hit it to
why stephen
well i'm trying to move my other guys
and learn the controls
okay so um you move the d-pad where you
want to go and you hit a
to do it but you can only do it at a
certain time there you go okay hold on
hold on wait get away get away
sam get away i want to practice you're
so okay
wait which one are you there you go oh
my gosh
if that went in all right so b is pass
there you go wait what you just gave it
back to your goalie
okay hold on wait okay so hey shoot
no b well a is what the
a is pass i think you just said oh
that's
me sorry we're gonna start a fight if
you keep doing that
that's the point yeah i think i think a
is pass
up we're fighting we're fighting how do
we do this
you push a as fast as you can
oh it got your guy i who did it's a
power play
you only have three guys what the frick
man this game i
told you i warned you if you kept doing
it he started it man you started
it i'm all right i think he's going to
freak you up now man
well
why am i i was gonna say if you
i'm just i'm trying to give you a shot
all right
get off of me you're so mean man okay
oh wait i just discovered okay i think b
switches my character when i don't have
the puck steven
is that what dude all right i can't tell
you how many times i just told you
that this is all i'm just spamming at
this point man
this is all like on the internet okay
hold on
we can go back and i can show you i'm
clicking buttons and nothing works
you're the goalie you move the goalie
with these i wasn't paying attention to
their goalie
all right you think you win sports games
but not paying attention
frick
oh nintendo what does that mean it's the
end of the
period hey yeah i wish i could get off
my period already
all right well yeah on that note
uh wait we should subscribe for more
awesome puns
oh i'm i don't know where i am yeah get
fricked
why can't i fight you
i was just just the fat boy she's like
whoop
and the goalie's like frantically moving
everywhere yeah we have two points two
to eight
sad man step the puck
this is ridiculous get out of here man
wait wait wait stephen this time that's
supposed to work
come here good
whoa i threaded the flipping needle i
didn't mean to do that
i was trying to pass it how do i quit
the game
it's not working all right
dude i don't understand this wait you go
first now you go first
all right all right here we go all right
yeah i'm gonna fight your fat guy man
i'm gonna fight him i'm gonna fight him
up well you're still mean to me man
no i switched to both my skinny guys
dude how do i change characters
b b but i just clicked the beat it
didn't change
big fat guy's coming for you come on
frick
no no no no no no no where are my guys
give me that now he's
oh i could have shot it i didn't know
what was happening
where no
what was that that was not
it keeps i keep getting it from you and
it keeps going one of your guys again
dude
okay i'm clicking a and it's not
shooting it it's getting you
shoot with b what
you hold b and then let go and that's
that's a shot i just clicked a though
kind of like that with a goalie the a is
pass
okay hold on wait can i hold the puck
for a second
i just want to pass it to one of my guys
okay and practice
a shot okay because so far
it's just been a disgrace to the
canadian name
yeah what a dishonor i like the fact i
smile though all right all right
give me that so excuse me
oh excuse me yeah
yeah what yeah so um so glad you could
practice
hey that was a good practice shot man
all right
now i want to pass it just go shoot
again to your goal
he went for a shot and then like
completely cracked his head on the ice
oh i have it now oh cool
your eyes are dead i'm just looking into
your face
there's nothing there steven this game
you have to understand it's garbage oh
well it is
what are you doing nobody can have it
it's mine
no go away i'm not doing anything okay
hold it i'm literally pushing no button
but
look watch same when i click a oh
yeah that makes sense yeah it does
what's up my guys oh that's my goal
i wanted to move oh it was right there
oh man my guys are spazzing out
dude we suck at this i know let's do it
not this game
do it not this game let's do a different
one
let's do a not ice oh look at that
that's so cute
man they're shaving the ice though how's
long
are they gonna do the whole court yes
it's friday the 13th
but not oh so scary
they're gonna run me over they're gonna
put me in a boat on the river and
zamboni over me symphony yeah that's
what those are called
what they're writing
yeah what an amazing place stephen pass
it back to the goalie
what are the names samuel i didn't it
still wasn't as dumb as
stupid okay so do i only control the
flashy guy
yes well i i don't know like you guys
seem to always
go in the direction you're holding but
only vaguely
i don't want to talk about it i stephen
i'm not
i didn't bring it up
doesn't make sense why is the goalie
like a completely different type of
person than this
i would have just oh hey
why is the fat man so slow
what no get off me ah where am i where
are all my guys
oh nice what are you alright come
no that's not supposed to happen i'm
supposed to win
this is not how i win you have to do the
thing that oh
oh thanks it was a long show
what just happened i don't know what is
happening why is the gate
i hate this game oh my god
it's always so bad it's always your
fault
no it's not it's not the game did you
not see the entire
screen like scrambling yeah but you only
had to pay attention your goalie
i can't control i cannot explain how
much i detest this game
it's so great jesus okay give it to me
yes suck it dude
look at that my guy's so happy it's four
to 13.
hey i'm making a comeback i still got
two minutes on the clock i don't even
think those are real minutes
oh count down faster than seconds yeah
those are not real
oh no yeah yeah
oh frick all right oh thanks what
no ah
i love that so much how do you do that i
don't understand you walk up to
the other person that has the puck and
you just spam a
stop that was a cough of disrespect
i can tell you're an idiot
yeah that was not two minutes look at it
we're in 55 seconds i know i told you
it's not funny
you're the funniest person i've ever why
do you want why do you like these games
it's just because i don't know it's just
sad why is the fat guy a character he's
so slow
dude maybe he's good at fighting i don't
know
yeah that's probably what it is like
he's good at stealing the puck so he's
probably got a good path for the game's
over
look at you guys i'm just gonna
retreat to my corner of shame next time
on gamecube's guys
i mean we're gonna play more amazing
games that stephen gloves
no yeah steven picked all these games
those people don't exist all right let's
do a different one
all right bye yeah yeah bye now this
episode
i'm sorry it's so bad i'm ending my
recording
how do you turn this game off i can't
turn it off fast enough
there it's reset it's done oh there
there's so much spike on my recording
