- Hey everybody!
We are the Holderness family.
We have an awesome best of
compilation for you in one second
but first, a big announcement.
- Ya!
So, we,
- Yeah.
- we started a vlog channel.
- Ya.
(exciting music)
- So we're gonna (laughs)
(laughter)
- The kids are very excited about this.
- So,
- Ya!
- we're gonna be doing
vlogs and challenges.
And then on our other original
- (laughs) Ruby.
- YouTube channel, The Holderness Family,
we're just gonna be doing music,
- Go to Holderness Family Vlogs,
hit that subscribe button,
get a glimpse into our daily life,
all the fun stuff, but, until then.
- We have a complication of
(laughter)
- Compilation
- (laughs) Well, like,
it's complication now.
- It is complicated.
- We do have a complication
that our dog wants to come inside.
Let me grab her and then
we'll show you the videos.
She wants to be in the video
- Daddy
- Okay, so on this channel, from now on,
just musical parodies and original music,
which we'll still have very often.
- And then, on the vlog channel, (laughs)
(laughter)
- On the vlog
- Ow, ow, down, no, ow
- No, no, no.
That's inappropriate.
- On the vlog channel, we're gonna be
doing vlogs and challenges.
- Alright, you ready?
Cue the complication.
- Ya!
(laughter)
♫ Dancing in the front yard night and day
♫ And the neighbors walk by
and this is what they say,
♫ Are those Christmas jammies
♫ They are Christmas jammies
♫ Can't believe school is back
♫ I like big buses, I cannot lie
♫ Some other parents may deny
♫ But when a big yellow
one comes around the bend
♫ And picks up our children
♫ We get sprung
♫ Cause vacation, we
didn't get anything done
♫ Now watch me sip my Chardonnay-nay
♫ Watch me sip, sip my Chardonnay-nay
♫ Cause I've been cookin since 4:30
♫ Now watch me sip, sip my Chardonnay-nay
♫ Because you know I'm all about
that baste about that baste
♫ More butter
- Daddy, you left the
remote in the fridge again!
♫ You down with ADD
♫ Ya, so is he
♫ You down with ADD
♫ Ya, so is he
♫ Whoo, ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
♫ Up in here
♫ Up in here
♫ She ain't got no self-control
♫ She just wants that candy bowl
♫ Uhn, candy bowl, ya, candy bowl
♫ We got witches in the cul-de-sac
♫ Eating me corn
♫ And they ain't leavin
til six in the morning
♫ Six in the mornin
♫ Rollin down the street
♫ With my kinfolk
♫ Dressed like a giant moose
♫ Laid back
♫ With my mind on my candy
♫ And my candy on my mind
♫ Cause they want Jell-o
for the other side
♫ No turkey, just a giant pile
♫ No green beans, no stuffing
♫ And it's breaking our heart
♫ Cause they want Jell-o
for the other side
♫ 0h, oh, oh, oh, oh
♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh
♫ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
♫ Mom shorts
♫ Copter mommy in the house tonight
♫ Gotta make sure that everything's right
♫ And she gonna make you sterilized
♫ You know she can't help it.
- Mommy, mommy, mommy
♫ Everyday, I'm hoverin
(music)
♫ Your ride's here, time to go
♫ You throw a fit at the door
♫ And every time we gotta scream yo
♫ Put on your shoes yourself
♫ And your jacket, your hat
♫ With your backpack
♫ We really really gotta go
♫ You only get one shot
♫ Actually, that isn't so
♫ This opportunity comes every mornin
♫ Getting downstairs
♫ Taking forever
♫ Staring at your pants
♫ In the hallway
♫ It's so hard
♫ To get them out the door
♫ Every day
♫ Ya, we really wanna see you again
♫ But we suck in colder weather
♫ Ya, up north they do it better
♫ But we're scared of it
♫ Do you wanna have some broccoli
- No.
♫ I think you're at the age
♫ That you should start
having some vegetables
♫ Or at least some kind
of food that isn't beige
♫ What can I say except, you're welcome
♫ For doin my part of the chores
♫ Hey, it's okay, it's
okay, you're welcome
♫ I'm just a modern day dinosaur
♫ Hey, what has two
thumbs and took to the sky
♫ And fixed that lightbulb way up high
♫ This guy
♫ And, there's even more drama
♫ He says, thanks Obama
♫ And it's gonna cause trauma
♫ And I gotta say, say
♫ Welcome to to my couch
♫ Listen to Troy Aikman
♫ Talk about formation
♫ Not about our nation
♫ Welcome to my couch
♫ You can both hug it out
♫ Don't care about your knowledge
♫ Or the electoral college
♫ She color coded all the
meals for when she's gone
♫ And I'm gonna tell you
how I do it with this song
♫ Ya, I do it with
♫ Pizza
♫ Mama left some salmon
but that's too hard
♫ So its pizza
♫ Gonna need some breakfast for tomorrow
♫ So its pizza
♫ Oven roast cauliflower, not when you got
♫ Pizza
♫ We're doing homework,
work, work, work, work
♫ She's gotta a lot of
work, work, work, work, work
♫ Try to stay alert,
lert, lert, lert, lert
♫ I know your brain hurt,
hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt
♫ Your mama won't do it
and she does everything
♫ Her kids are adorable, but disgusting
♫ And I've been so caught up in my job,
♫ Didn't notice that pile there
♫ But now I know
♫ That it's a month of underwear
♫ And if you like the way she cleans it up
♫ Maybe you should clean it up yourself
♫ So baby, here's a toaster
♫ That I bought on my way over
♫ From an Exxon on the corner
♫ Also got you this turnover
♫ Used to be a cassanova
♫ Now we do gifts on this sofa
♫ I still love you but you know
♫ That we don't care when we get older
♫ This is my dad song
♫ My dressing bad song
♫ Smelly gym bag song
♫ I'm a cross fit bro
♫ I'm a cross fit bro
♫ I'm a cross fit bro
♫ I'm a cross fit bro
♫ I'm a cross fit (growl) bruh
♫ I'm a cross fit bro
♫ Brah, ya
♫ So I head into work, I'm like dude,
♫ I'm so sore, just squatted three hunny
♫ Need to eat some more
♫ Chief, you got a spare burger, huh?
♫ No, psych
♫ You're not a cross fit bro
♫ I'll do that mom thing
♫ So, try to get up
♫ And get out of bed
♫ I gotta headache
♫ Can't take meds
♫ I just, I just, I just want a drink
♫ But I'll do that mom thing
♫ This is that mom thing
♫ Because, when I'm
feeling under the weather
♫ I'm a really useless fella
♫ And I need someone to wait on me
♫ I'm a 42 year old baby
♫ Wife says I'm okay, whatever
♫ Web MD says salmonella
♫ Need to stay under these sheets forever
♫ I'm gonna stay under these
sheets forever, ever, ever
♫ Wish I could turn back time
♫ To the good old days
♫ But as mama said,
♫ You're getting old
♫ And you don't stretch out
♫ Oh
♫ And I don't prepare
♫ I just jump out there
♫ Oh
♫ And I'm back in here
♫ Cause like she said,
♫ You never stretch out
(grunting)
- Why?
♫ When will it go away?
- Never
♫ That is too much season, take it slow
♫ Why do they sell this at Trader Joe
♫ Can you not put that in my soup
♫ If you do, I'm probably gonna puke
♫ (Instrumental music)
- Honey, are you listening to me?
- Ya
♫ He's texting and I know it
♫ But at least I don't have
a bunch of pans to scour
- Why's that?
- You're wife will be home in an hour.
♫ Ya, my wife comes home in an hour
♫ Man how time flies
♫ My wife comes home in an hour
♫ So I should probably eat
the rest of these fries
♫ Yeah
- Wow, geez.
An impressive note but you
should really be cleaning.
Nope.
(recorder music of "Wrecking Ball" )
(giggling)
(giggling)
