In today's special episode of total drama island
You've been watching when Heather Duncan leshawna and Owen make their way to the final five
It's been a long seven weeks
So we decided to give our weary
Finalists the day off to contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to hop
But what happens to the campers after they walk the dock of shame board the boat of losers and leave the kids
Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand?
The losers are about to let it all hang out and you won't want to miss a word
Coming up on total drama island
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Welcome to they are
losers
The all-inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game
To lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show has bends
When we are down to the two final competitors
Their fate will be in the hands of these 17
losers
Get my shirt wet why don't you
Sorry, noah
You guys should come in it so nice
Was it a shark sharks don't swim in chlorinated water Brainiac know is right
Besides, I think I saw the Sharks getting seaweed mud wrap
If it wasn't a shark, what was it
Sorry about that, I just had the urge to bite something
Have you ever felt that well, he doesn't just sink your teeth into something. Maybe that's so sharks feel, huh?
Okay Gbye
As
You can see our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort
Looks like Jeff and Bridget are happy to be reunited
This Resort is off the charts
Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy campground now, this is what I'm talking about
I've been here for Wow
After I got my body cast off and the stitches removed I started to realize this place is pretty sweet
Doh, Cody keep some sunscreen. You're looking a bit pink, dude. No. Thanks
I'm trying to get a tan get attract the ladies I
Love being a loser
This is so much more my style
If I'd known how fat this place was I would have gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode
Plus now Tyler and I can hang out
Which one's Tyler
Yo, yo dawg check it out Ian's famous has totally changed my life
I'm just kickin it. Yo got me some cry bling to you like like
Sevens bikini bottom I think that's yours Izzy
I don't care how nice this place is. I'm not supposed to be here after I was kicked off
I found out exactly what went on the night. I was eliminated
Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life
I should be in the final five right now
When I find that little twerp, I'm going to grab hold of him and wring his any awkward little neck
Harold I know you're hiding around here somewhere he has to come out sometime and when he does
Okay, I guess what I did to Courtney was pretty heinous
It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop bugging me and stuff, but I'm so starving
This bites
Hey Trent slide me some Bologna. Yeah. What the heck?
Dude why are you helping him? He's a traitor a
True, but he doesn't deserve to starve to death
He sure can't come out here
I
learned a lot during my
experience on the island with Heather if you're going to have a best friend who makes all of your decisions for you you should make
Sure, they're not a total. Jerk. Yeah, I was pretty shocked to be the third camper voted off
Apparently I wasn't bossy manipulative or dangerous enough to make it through you can't say I wasn't a team player though. Oh
Sorry
Way to throw those murder balls go team go
Can I say hi to my peeps back home, what's up Tirana, we're having so much fun here this Resort rocks
Yeah, total drama island was really far
We even survived our first major fight that was so sad, but we totally recovered
Totally and even though that was all like so majorly hard nothing was as hard as when we were separated
I'm in the middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition. These people are witnesses
I was unfairly kicked off. I
Didn't see a thing man. You got me must have missed that episode
What's she talking about?
Didn't see it
Don't care. Oh
No, what happened? They give her a break already eight. I got kicked off from the fridge
You just would have been kicked off in another episode. No one liked you that much
That is so not true
Everyone likes me. I used to be a CIT. Oh
This is a coconut
We're in the skull top people. If you're going to draw up props on my head at least make them geographically, correct?
Are you Tyler how would I characterize my experience easy it sucked?
My anger management issues improved a bit are you Tyler
Did I get anything out of this experience no, it was completely and totally uneventful he kissed a guy. No, I didn't
Yes, you did didn't ya?
Did not did
Did did did did it did it did um I can break this tie. He totally did I
Have no comment
Congratulations, you just peaked it's all downhill from here, honey
Or my boobs done. I'll get on the cover
So Trent, if you could say something to one of the five remaining campers, what would it be?
uh, I guess I tell Gwen that I was rooting for and I
Miss her
I want you to be tough and fight to the end for both of us
I'll be watching and cheering for you back home
The fact that Gwyn is so smart and independent
Coupled with the fact that she's incredible to look at is just making me nuts. She rocks my world
Yeah, I'll take a skunk shot for any day
Hey snide you an extra muffin
She's special. I think I'm in love with her
I
Just hope she's still not ticked at me about the Heather thing
I would be if she were me and you were still you you'd be seriously maimed
Uh, that's a little harsh. You kissed her mortal. Enemy. It wasn't my fault. I was tricked Yeah, right
That's what they all say. My lips did what they wanted my lips have a mind of their own
Okay, now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom
It's chlorinated
And there you have it stay tuned to hear the answer the question
Everyone wants to know what do the losers think of the final five and who will they vote to win?
These answers and more coming up
Okay, you've seen how the losers are spending their time
Now it's time to find out what they think of the final five. Heather can kiss mine, but it's all her fault
I'm stuck in this place. She's a scum-sucking
Backstabbing witch and I'm going to enjoy watching her go down Wow
tell us how you really feel I just did just
Throwing a few strips on the barbie Hey no
Just kidding. Okay. Well, I think Heather is a total psycho
Heather is a formidable competitor, but I can't say I approve of her tactics
I mean reading Gwen diary in front of the whole world
So uncalled for
Heather was definitely the scariest female on the island, but I can handle her. Did you hear something? Oh
Poor sucker Wow
Glad she wasn't my CIT
So Trent Lyndsey, give us your take on Heather. I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again
She is really me like really me
I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here. That's just great. Why do we keep losing people?
Why don't you oh
I had to take the leadership role. Hello. We're on a losing streak and really everyone else on the team is pretty useless
She was pretty bossy. Oh she was so
Totally bossing Beth Lindsey don't warm up the shower for me
Now go get me some chips in the forest in the dining hall
Now don't get my makeup bag from the cabin, but the beasts
Telling her I was the best moment of my life
If none of us even like her, how did Heather get into the final cuz she's a conniving backstabbing little rich. That's why
Who would I like to win? I can't believe I'm saying this
But I think I have to pick
Duncan
Don't tell the others though. Okay? Oh, we already know you were all over him
my golden lab drools less over a ribeye steak and
We dropped again
Duncan man, that is one tough - I saw him wrestled a grizzly bear - the brown
Duncan I hate that guy he made me pee my pants
He drew on my face with a marker
He strung my underwear up a flag pole put hot sauce in them and then fed them to me for lunch in an underwear
sandwich
Gross, he's beyond annoying idiot
Duncan's not as tough as he seems Courtney told me he has a sweet side to him
Well, I think he's pretty cruel anyone who tweets dear and trees badly it's not a friend to gear or trees
Owen he was so much fun. He was kind of mean in a dodgeball game. Oh, I know
Baby's not so bad. We all know who you want to win
Yeah, Gwen's definitely my choice. Okay, but come on
She's not exactly a team player. I was a team player. It should be me. You're here. You lost get over it
She let herself get buried alive for her team. Goodbye cruel world
She was kind of harsh sometimes
Communal bathrooms, but I'm not Catholic not
Communion come you know, it means we shower together
Idiot, oh, but she played the best break on Heather
Did you say you brought a red ant farm with you yes
Well, I think one's really cool her and leshawna were so nice to me when we merge teams
I vote for either of them to win
Okay, let's talk about laFonda
At first I thought she was real loud but then I realized she's my soul mate
I can't say anything bad about her and I excel at saying bad things about people I
Think she is so fetch
She has the best style. We've been friends since the beginning you weren't even on the same team irregardless
She locked Heather in the fridge
Anyone who can come up with something like that gets my vote
Dude you got cook today who me
So, who do you guys want to win if you could vote right now
You pick me not you god you can't vote for yourself it's tacky
Okay, I'll vote for you to win a new vote for me to win
Mm, girl you have to be in the final five to get a vote. Remember? Oh, yeah
I don't know then well
I think when should win really but she rejected you on
International TV for someone more cooler hunkier and more stylish. Thanks for pointing that out. Lindsey Quinn is my dream girl
I'm just not her dream guy. But as long as she's happy. Hey, I'm happy
That's really cool, dude
Hurts
Oops. Sorry man. I can't decide between leshawna and Gwen. They're both really cool. Leshawna
Definitely, but you'd vote for Duncan
Right. Why would I do that?
Because if you don't I'm going to post all of your little love letters to leshawna on the Internet's
Fine, whatever. I'll vote for Duncan
No, I think Owen said win. He's a ticking time bomb of noxious fumes
Oh
And definitely Duke and Chuck three liters of pop in under a minute deserves 100 G's
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Don't think anyone's giving Duncan enough credit he woke up from a monster nap and helped us win the dodgeball town
Okay, that's true that was some sick prison strategy pulled out of his butt
He had all five you wailing on one opponent at the same time. I
Like his style I think Glenn should win
Haha
Okay losers. It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time tonight
You will be voting the next camper off total drama island. Oh
Yes
Tyler here's how it's gonna work
There are no marshmallows. I am gonna ask you one by one who you would like to see
Join you here tonight at playa de losers Katie and Sadie since you share a brain. I'll ask you both
Who would you like to vote for?
Oh, it would be so much fun to have her here definitely leshawna
Why are you voting her off if you like the Shauna n that's three votes leshawna
You're just voting off my girlfriend to spite me
Excellent, okay on to the next voter Lindsey. Don't worry. I'm not gonna over leshawna
Busy, no, you can't vote for me. You have to vote for someone who's in the final five like leshawna
Okay, come on guys
That's six votes leshawna
Leshawna
No
Seven votes. Leshawna Chris. That was a parrot. It doesn't even know who was Shauna is
And with that we are down to four tune in next week to see the dramatic
almost conclusion of total drama island
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