- Hey guys, I made a color-coded chart.
It'll track your hourly progress
for the next four weeks.
Dude, get a paper towel.
- [Penn Charles] We're
out of paper towels!
- Okay, we're gonna start the
day by reading for an hour,
then I want you to come to
me and give me a summary
of what you've learned.
- Are you watching Love is Blind?
- I'm learning that
relationships are built on trust
and you can't learn this in school.
- Okay, yeah fine.
- We are gonna make math fun.
It's not mathematics, it's mathe-magic.
Watch as I make this
coefficient disappear.
How do you not understand PEMDAS?
In my day we split these up and
did long division over here.
Wait, this is wrong.
- There may not be PE or team sports,
but we're still gonna get exercise.
Fine, Tik Tok dances are exercise.
Sure.
You guys are gonna do daily chores, okay?
Could you guys just flush the toilet?
Could that be a thing we do?
- Hey what are you gonna do
while I edit for the next four hours?
- I'm gonna get ahead of my studies.
- What are you doing while I'm working?
- Playing Xbox.
- Okay.
- I can't wait to make you
a nutritious lunch everyday.
I mean, it's all about
gut health, you know?
- [Lola] There's nothing but
toilet paper in the pantry.
- Toilet paper has
fiber, good for the gut,
keeps things moving, I worked
hard for that toilet paper,
I had to fight like 47 moms
to get that roll, enjoy.
- Goodnight buddy, remember
we're gonna maintain
our normal sleep schedule.
- Okay!
(alarm beeping)
- You guys, you know what?
We need to see this as a gift,
as a time to come together as a family
in a way we never have.
We can really take
charge of your education
and just be like a family unit
in a way that like, we never have.
If you guys don't give
me one second of peace
I'm gonna lose my mind.
Hi guys.
Hi.
If you're like us, you got
an email over the weekend
that said, "Hey, hey."
- Distance learning.
- Distance learning.
I believe it's a great decision to do.
First, I was like, "You know what?
This is gonna be great for our family."
Then there was like a
question about school
and I melted, like my brain melted.
I was like,
(shouting)
- I love that you were excited
about it for three seconds.
Like it took less than a
day for you to go from like,
"We can do this!" to "No, we can't."
And we can't be the only
people who feel this way.
- Well we work from home,
which is super cool.
And so then there's four people,
essentially working from home
and trying to be productive
in a very odd time.
So it's new, it's gonna
be new for all of us.
We're in this together.
- Yeah.
- From a safe distance guys.
Our 13 year old said, "Please
don't kiss on camera."
- [Lola] Ew stop!
- Yep, this is us.
- Welcome home baby.
(whimsical music)
- [Dad] You broke it.
(laughter)
- I did?
I broke it.
- [Dad] Why did you need
to throw it on the ground
if you already unplugged it?
- I don't know.
(laughter)
- [Dad] I think you're an angry elf.
All right.
