Boy, you really can't
stand to lose, can you?
Your whole face
is getting red.
The little vein's
popping outta your temple
Plus, that shirt doesn't
really match those pants.
First of all, I'm not losing, I-
[phone ringing]
- Oh, you're definitely losing..
- Let's not talk about losing--
Hello. Rachel Green.
[imitating]
Me-me-me.
Excuse me. It's about the job..
Barbara, hi.
How are you?
Uh-huh.
No, I understand.
Yeah, oh, well,
come on, no, I'm fine.
Don't be silly.
Yeah, but, you know,
if anything else opens up..
please- 
hello?
Hello?
[scoffs]
Hmm.
Sorry, Rach.
Yeah, you know, there's
gonna be lots of other stuff.
Yeah. Okay.
Where were we?
Oh. Okay. Five-card draw.
Uh...jacks or better.
Nothing wild.
Everybody ante.
Look, Rach, we don't
have to do this.
Yes, we do.
- Alright, check.
- Check.
I'm in for 50 cents.
- Call.
- I'm in.
I see your 50 cents..
...and I raise you...$5.
I thought it was
a 50-cent limit.
Well, I just lost a job
and I'd like to raise
the bet five bucks.
Does anybody have
a problem with that?
[indistinct chatter]
Loser?
No, I fold.
What do you mean you fo?
Hey, come on, what is this?
I thought that "once the cards
are dealt, I'm not a nice guy"
I mean what, were you
just full of it?
I'm in.
How many you want?
One.
Dealer takes two.
- 'What do you bet?'
- I bet $2.
Okay, see your two..
...and I raise you..
...twenty.
Wha..
I'll see your 20..
...raise you 25.
See your 25..
...and, uh, Monica,
get my purse.
Rachel, there's
nothing in it.
Okay, then get me your purse.
Okay...here you go.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I saw your 25,
and I raise you..
...seven.
-teen.
Joey, I'm a little shy.
That's okay, Ross.
You can ask me.
- What do you need?
What do you need?
- Fifteen.
- Here's ten.
- Here, I got five. I got five.
- Thank you.
- Good luck.
Okay, I am calling your seventen
What do you got?
[dramatic music]
Full house.
You got me.
- Oh!
- Oh!
♪ Da da da da da-da 
♪ Da da da da da-da ♪
Oh..
Oh!
That's alright, you know,
that's a tough hand to beat.
I thought we had them!
When you don't have the cards,
you don't have the cards.
But, uh...
Look how happy she is.
