wow that's amazing are you you
love yours
how's uh why is your big well
yours is yeah um what what's going on
here
guys what are you doing
hey um uh we're
checking out our guns guns yeah um
that's not what it looked like outside
of the tent
yeah looks can be deceiving right right
um
we're just looking at guns that's all
all right okay we're just comparing guns
you all have pretty guns and i'm just
stuck with
oh it's all right yours is pretty
colorful yours is so pretty and colorful
wacky's got the worst one but it's still
pretty and colorful and mine is just
are you teabagging the back of my head
no i'm holding your face and
like grabbing a free ride can i do that
no
and look at that
i'm not afraid to admit what i've done
look we're all here the squads are right
we're all highly trained
correct professionals yeah we know what
we're doing we know what we're doing
oh popcorn
oh my god it's all gonna oh i was gonna
sell it well now you can
open a movie theater i'm not i'm not i
don't think he's talking about popcorn
anymore
no i'm talking about cocaine bro
this is what i was talking about earlier
where i said my gun looks like it has
balls
holy crap my gun looks like it has balls
on it
oh wait aren't we supposed to be in the
tent not on top of it probably but
whacky's not loud up if he comes up
hey we see you come here you little
rascal he's trying to open
what's he doing ah i fell yeah you're
done with me
this is like infection you became one of
them
oh my god why are we killing them what
did you say
why the hell do you want to kill
and then how do i revive you there you
go
go right ahead and and take this and
this out that's not everything pop how
do i
i'm literally out of i've nothing are
you
planning something no diary my gun got
big balls
there we go bigger than yours
can i make guns i don't have them has
someone hid in my gun
don't mess with me my gun's got big
balls
tell me where is my gun right now
otherwise
i will set this grenade off i'll do it
you don't want to
throw it off to afghanistan or something
with your grenade oh that's again
wait the tone of your voice i don't like
it where is it wacky hey
it's in afghanistan all right jayari do
it three two
one i got my gun back thanks guys
i was telling the truth was i not it got
blown away yeah you might have been
writing that one
you might want to give it to me you know
it's an apology hey you can have a mag
i don't need a mac i want the gun uh
grenade
no um my bad
there we go that's not dealt with oh
like he is invincible
whoa this guy survives grenades but not
a bullet okay
i mean we shot him at point-blank range
to be honest several times i was
wondering if we could like build a tower
yes it's working diary take my hand
oh my god
all right well either way i reckon
whacky should ride us to wall you okay
with that wacky
please don't ride me to war i can ride
you to war nobody rides me to war all
right to war
i'm
are you telling me that i ran in on my
own no i was with you man i was waiting
for thanksgiving
time oh my god meanwhile the unimportant
people
got left behind oh dude thank you thank
you i need those
i can't i can't they're too heavy fudgy
i might as well participate
yeah we're ready to go claire i'd say
i'd say your balls are too big for that
one i think they're just right wacky
they kind of don't fit
they they they got the they got the
troop you know oh can i fight your mags
off
you just
what are we doing listen up all right
look what i know
maybe we're not as trained as we
initially thought but i have a plan okay
you have a question yes you said
you said we aren't as trained as you
thought
you guys have had training yeah i mean i
watched the video
yeah we watched the tutorial so yeah the
youtube tutorial didn't you why didn't
you send me that
you got that link didn't you no i didn't
i told you i wasn't my grandma's place
um she made brownies and stuff all right
you know you're gonna be distraction all
right you're gonna go mid you're gonna
run
and you're just you're just gonna keep
running that's all you got to do all
right scream once you're going
yeah always no no yeah oh he's going all
right we've got to cover him
i was supposed to go up i missed that
point man we suck at this
well i guess whacky's dead man i'm fine
should we maybe go help him yeah yeah i
think we'll be all right guys
hey do you guys want to see how strong i
am yes oh you ready i'm ready yeah
show me your power fudgie so strange
he's so strong
i oh you could do four i'm sorry
we forgot about wacky
he stopped screaming and he's not
laughing this might be a problem
we need to get you back to camp man it's
okay
man i'm going no way i'm pretty sure
he's asleep
coming back here's a little wacky treat
open up for the airplane
that was good it was good i eat bullets
for breakfast do you want to try mine
we we don't have a leader here do we how
are you the leader
he deadliest war
i've killed approximately a hundred in
cod modern warfare so i consider myself
being the chief
for you kill one more right now okay
okay you can be the boss man
all right that's what i like to hear you
to me
no no no no no no no
i feel so left out you guys are having
such a party over there
come down come down the barrier is up to
my chin
i'm not joking you know what she needs
some motivation guys
i need some more guys
as a self-respecting batman fan i can't
touch your leg
don't touch my leg fudgy
are you gonna be the savior i'm trying
to rescue you yes
don't tell her you like spiderman fudgy
i love
spiderman
that's true
what are you doing
seriously dude are you polishing your
gun again
and it needed some good rub drop it
mister
all right you know what it is clean it
looks nice all right you can have it
back
that's not how that works just because
he cleaned it well he's gonna keep
not participating in the war because
he's cleaning his gun
he needs to learn not to clean his guns
okay that's true but you all know that a
clean gun means a clean war
all right well fudgy all right hold your
breath says the man who killed a hundred
all right now you're good do you feel
manly now
he looks like he's traumatized does that
work
let's is everyone ready i'm ready
ready ready ready um go charge
take him down all right i'm moving up
cover me
i made it quick i survived without
shooting a single bullet on my way
wow congrats high five hey wacky check
this out oh god am i stuck to you a
really weird
look oh look at that look out oh my god
i'm stuck shoes you got glue on your
hair
very sticky glue gorilla glue
oh thank god you got stuck to her but
you know what when you touched my hand
my gloves turned pink again
oh what you give me life papa hey that's
the nicest thing anybody else oh my god
my mine are turning blue oh yeah three
zip lines over here and we'll get over
there to that side
yes oh wait oh i keep
letting go by accident if you guys could
shoot okay you guys zip line i'm gonna
tightrope walk okay
i don't even have to be careful how the
hell did you do that
i don't have a clue ah why am i doing
spinning
you look like a pretty ballerina up
there guys i'm stuck
you dumbass
oh you did it yourself your life your
life
i mentioned i'm afraid
are you afraid of heights i'm terrible
just give me no
you're short then huh uh-huh make sense
right because if i was you know
if you were 188 centimeters i would be
terrified all the time
all the time me and wacky
since you're actually you know a tinier
man your junk must
look huge oh yeah that's how it is it's
just it's just
laws of physics charity must have a
massive one oh probably the biggest
the biggest of all of mankind oh god
definitely massive everywhere you walk
you just hear a thump
just me and you jerry are we gonna make
it you gonna jump i'm gonna need a boost
give me just toss her so if i just do
this
what oh you okay no you almost threw me
off
okay i don't know let me know when
you're ready i'm i'm ready keep moving
are you attached
this is gonna be great okay three two
one go
and work attempt number two here we go
i'm attached see i'm climbing you
i didn't like him
what your lips are giving me duck face
right now
uh your is your arm broke
do you guys want to see something cool
joe you ready i'm ready
i can one-up that okay look at this i'm
gonna kick my controller here we go
okay and now i need to find it in my
room somewhere
you kicked it it didn't do anything for
me hey let me try three
two one oh god
three two one
how do you do that
it's very strong i'll work out yeah you
do wait
use your arm oh i can oh got your mag
are you
i'm working out with your stretched arm
are you chinning up with my arm
wait limbo
i did too thank you is this mission
complete or
what oh yeah we did it we're done now
we've done like hours ago man
finally finally you wanted that this
entire video
yes and i i punched my chair for it
thank you stay away
okay oh my god at least no give me that
no
you
diary what did you do to fudgy i have
trained him oh my god
men can be trained they're just like
dogs you know this yeah just just
yanking by their penises
give it back you ready i'm ready hey
fudgy i got something for you
hey
my treats are bigger see that's nothing
but filler this is shiny
this is a girthy treat right here you go
that is long and skinny this is girthy
you can have my treats they
i will give you your gun back taste my
treats yay gun
you have to promise me you're not gonna
take any of their treats take my treats
just a bunch of them on the floor okay
fine taste them
now go get it how can he resist all them
treats i don't know they're not thick
enough apparently what is a good boy
i'm sorry he double crossed me come here
fudge
i gotta put you down now sorry oh yeller
style sorry
jairus orders i told you he's trained
now i've got papa train to kill for me
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