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>> Greg: LET’S TALK ABOUT THE
>> Greg: LET’S TALK ABOUT THE
DEMOCRATS.
DEMOCRATS.
MIKE BLOOMBERG IS PICKING UP
MIKE BLOOMBERG IS PICKING UP
STEAM DESPITE NOT UNDERSTANDING
STEAM DESPITE NOT UNDERSTANDING
HOW TO PET A DOG.
HOW TO PET A DOG.
NO, YOU DO NOT SHAKE THE DOG’S
NO, YOU DO NOT SHAKE THE DOG’S
FACE LIKE HUMAN HAND.
FACE LIKE HUMAN HAND.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
>> Dana: OH, HE WAS JUST
>> Dana: OH, HE WAS JUST
PLAYING WITH IT.
PLAYING WITH IT.
>> Greg: THAT IS NOT PLAYING.
>> Greg: THAT IS NOT PLAYING.
LET’S SEE IT ONE MORE TIME.
LET’S SEE IT ONE MORE TIME.
LOOK.
LOOK.
>> Kennedy: VERY POLITE DOG.
>> Kennedy: VERY POLITE DOG.
>> Greg: HE IS SHAKING HIS
>> Greg: HE IS SHAKING HIS
FACE.
FACE.
I THINK HE LOST THE PETA VOTE.
I THINK HE LOST THE PETA VOTE.
MEANWHILE, THE TINY SCAR YOU GOT
MEANWHILE, THE TINY SCAR YOU GOT
FROM THE VACCINE YOU GOT AS A
FROM THE VACCINE YOU GOT AS A
KID, HE NEVER GOES AWAY.
LIKE HILLARY CLINTON AND THE
LIKE HILLARY CLINTON AND THE
URGE.
URGE.
>> I STILL FEEL THE URGE BECAUSE
>> I STILL FEEL THE URGE BECAUSE
I FEEL LIKE THE 2016 ELECTION
I FEEL LIKE THE 2016 ELECTION
WAS REALLY AN AUDIT TIME AND AN
WAS REALLY AN AUDIT TIME AND AN
ODD OUTCOME.
ODD OUTCOME.
THE MORE WE LEARN THE MORE IT
THE MORE WE LEARN THE MORE IT
SEEMS TO BE THE CASE.
SEEMS TO BE THE CASE.
>> Greg: RIGHT NOW
>> Greg: RIGHT NOW
BERNIE SANDERS IS HOT AND HAS
BERNIE SANDERS IS HOT AND HAS
THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC BASE.
THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC BASE.
ONE OF HILLARY OR ANYONE KNOCKS
ONE OF HILLARY OR ANYONE KNOCKS
HIM ASIDE?
HIM ASIDE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VOTERS ARE
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE VOTERS ARE
GOING TO DO?
GOING TO DO?
THE GOING TO VOTE FOR MIKE OR
THE GOING TO VOTE FOR MIKE OR
JOE?
JOE?
THEY JUST WOULD ASSUME VOTE FOR
THEY JUST WOULD ASSUME VOTE FOR
TRUMP.
TRUMP.
ALMOST AS HILARIOUS AS THE
ALMOST AS HILARIOUS AS THE
ANTI-SANDERS DAMS TURNING ON
ANTI-SANDERS DAMS TURNING ON
BERNIE.
BERNIE.
THEY ARE ATTACKING HIM FOR THIS.
THEY ARE ATTACKING HIM FOR THIS.
>> I THINK I WILL PROBABLY VOTE
>> I THINK I WILL PROBABLY VOTE
FOR BERNIE BY HIM AS A HUMAN
FOR BERNIE BY HIM AS A HUMAN
BEING WHEN I WAS HANGING OUT
BEING WHEN I WAS HANGING OUT
WITH HIM, I BELIEVE IN HIM, I’D
WITH HIM, I BELIEVE IN HIM, I’D
LIKE HIM A LOT.
LIKE HIM A LOT.
HE HAS BEEN INSANELY CONSISTENT
HE HAS BEEN INSANELY CONSISTENT
HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
HE’S BASICALLY BEEN SAYING THE
HE’S BASICALLY BEEN SAYING THE
SAME THING, BEEN FOR THE SAME
SAME THING, BEEN FOR THE SAME
THING HIS WHOLE LIFE.
THING HIS WHOLE LIFE.
AND THAT IN AND OF ITSELF IS A
AND THAT IN AND OF ITSELF IS A
VERY POWERFUL STRUCTURE.
VERY POWERFUL STRUCTURE.
>> Greg: ROGAN IS RIGHT.
>> Greg: ROGAN IS RIGHT.
BERNIE HAS BEEN INSANELY
BERNIE HAS BEEN INSANELY
CONSISTENT.
CONSISTENT.
INSANELY CONSISTENCY WRONG.
INSANELY CONSISTENCY WRONG.
WHILE HE EXCELS, BERNIE ONLY
WHILE HE EXCELS, BERNIE ONLY
EMBRACES THE WORLD’S LOSERS.
EMBRACES THE WORLD’S LOSERS.
BUT ROGAN IS A COMET, MADE A
BUT ROGAN IS A COMET, MADE A
BILLION JOKES OVER HIS LIFETIME.
BILLION JOKES OVER HIS LIFETIME.
SOME STUPID, SOME EVEN AWFUL.
SOME STUPID, SOME EVEN AWFUL.
THAT MEANS YOU ARE PRIME FOR THE
THAT MEANS YOU ARE PRIME FOR THE
CANCELING OF YOUR OWN CAREER BUT
CANCELING OF YOUR OWN CAREER BUT
YOUR OWN SINS CAN INFECT THOSE
YOUR OWN SINS CAN INFECT THOSE
AROUND YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU
AROUND YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU
INDOORS, LIKE BERNIE.
INDOORS, LIKE BERNIE.
OFFENSIVENESS BECOMES
OFFENSIVENESS BECOMES
TRANSMISSIBLE LIKE A VIRUS.
TRANSMISSIBLE LIKE A VIRUS.
HATE THE SIN, LOVE THE SINNER?
HATE THE SIN, LOVE THE SINNER?
IT WAS ONE OF RELIGION’S
IT WAS ONE OF RELIGION’S
GREATEST HITS.
GREATEST HITS.
NOW THE CENTER IS THE SIN,
NOW THE CENTER IS THE SIN,
MAKING FORGIVENESS IMPOSSIBLE.
MAKING FORGIVENESS IMPOSSIBLE.
AT LEAST IN THIS ENDLESS GAME OF
AT LEAST IN THIS ENDLESS GAME OF
GRIEVANCE WHACK-A-MOLE.
GRIEVANCE WHACK-A-MOLE.
IT’S NOT HARD TO SEE WHERE THIS
IT’S NOT HARD TO SEE WHERE THIS
LEADS.
LEADS.
A GUY NAMED TRUMP RAN IN AND
A GUY NAMED TRUMP RAN IN AND
2016 ON A PC-KILLING HORUS.
IF THE LEFT CONTINUES ITS MOB
IF THE LEFT CONTINUES ITS MOB
ACTION, HE’S GOING TO DO IT
ACTION, HE’S GOING TO DO IT
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DOG EXPERT,
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DOG EXPERT,
WAS THAT THE PROPER WAY TO PET A
WAS THAT THE PROPER WAY TO PET A
DOG?
DOG?
SHAKING THE UPPER ROOF OF HIS
SHAKING THE UPPER ROOF OF HIS
MOUTH?
MOUTH?
>> Dana: I THINK HE WAS JUST
>> Dana: I THINK HE WAS JUST
PLAYING WITH THE DOG.
PLAYING WITH THE DOG.
YOU WANT TO TEACH KIDS THAT
YOU WANT TO TEACH KIDS THAT
BEFORE YOU GO AND PUT YOUR HAND
BEFORE YOU GO AND PUT YOUR HAND
AND A DOG’S MOUTH YOU WANT TO
AND A DOG’S MOUTH YOU WANT TO
BASICALLY LET THEM SMELL YOUR
BASICALLY LET THEM SMELL YOUR
HAND TO SEE IF IT’S OKAY.
HAND TO SEE IF IT’S OKAY.
IT’S LIKE ASKING PERMISSION FOR
IT’S LIKE ASKING PERMISSION FOR
A HUG, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE --
A HUG, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE --
>> Greg: I THINK HE SHOULD’VE
>> Greg: I THINK HE SHOULD’VE
SIGNED A WAIVER.
SIGNED A WAIVER.
AT THAT DOG IS IN THERAPY NOW.
AT THAT DOG IS IN THERAPY NOW.
HE HAS A THERAPY HUMAN.
HE HAS A THERAPY HUMAN.
>> Dana: YOU KNOW HOW SHE SAYS
>> Dana: YOU KNOW HOW SHE SAYS
THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT THE 2016
THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT THE 2016
ELECTION, WHY SHE HAS THE URGE
ELECTION, WHY SHE HAS THE URGE
NOW.
NOW.
THAT IS ALL ABOUT, THEY STILL
THAT IS ALL ABOUT, THEY STILL
BELIEVE RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE
BELIEVE RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE
COST THEM THE 2016 ELECTION.
COST THEM THE 2016 ELECTION.
>> Kennedy: AND JAMES COMEY,
>> Kennedy: AND JAMES COMEY,
AND MISOGYNY, AND HUSBANDS
AND MISOGYNY, AND HUSBANDS
TELLING THEIR WIVES HOW TO VOTE.
TELLING THEIR WIVES HOW TO VOTE.
I WATCHED HILLARY CLINTON AND I
I WATCHED HILLARY CLINTON AND I
ACTUALLY HAVE PITY FOR HER.
ACTUALLY HAVE PITY FOR HER.
THIS WEEK IN
THIS WEEK IN
"THE NEW YORK POST," THEY
"THE NEW YORK POST," THEY
PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE THAT THE
PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE THAT THE
FDA IS APPROVING MORE MDMA TO BE
FDA IS APPROVING MORE MDMA TO BE
USED FOR PTSD IN THERAPEUTIC
USED FOR PTSD IN THERAPEUTIC
SETTINGS, WHICH COULD BE
SETTINGS, WHICH COULD BE
FANTASTIC BECAUSE
FANTASTIC BECAUSE
HILLARY CLINTON CLEARLY SUFFERS
HILLARY CLINTON CLEARLY SUFFERS
FROM PTSD.
FROM PTSD.
FOR THAT, I TRULY FEEL BAD FOR
FOR THAT, I TRULY FEEL BAD FOR
HER BECAUSE SHE WAKES UP EVERY
HER BECAUSE SHE WAKES UP EVERY
DAY, EVERY DAY’S GROUNDHOG DAY.
DAY, EVERY DAY’S GROUNDHOG DAY.
IT IS A LIVING NIGHTMARE FOR HER
IT IS A LIVING NIGHTMARE FOR HER
AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN WAKE UP
AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN WAKE UP
AND MARY ANNIE McDOWELL’S IF
AND MARY ANNIE McDOWELL’S IF
SHE WINS THE ELECTION AND SHE
SHE WINS THE ELECTION AND SHE
HAS TO SOMEHOW FIGURE OUT A
HAS TO SOMEHOW FIGURE OUT A
WAY -- BEFORE IT WAS HAVING TO
WAY -- BEFORE IT WAS HAVING TO
ELBOW ELIZABETH WARREN OUT OF
ELBOW ELIZABETH WARREN OUT OF
THE WAY BUT SHE IS ALREADY
THE WAY BUT SHE IS ALREADY
IMPLODING SO SHE MAY HAVE HER
IMPLODING SO SHE MAY HAVE HER
WISH.
WISH.
REVIVE A BROKERED CONVENTION.
REVIVE A BROKERED CONVENTION.
I MISS ANDY McPHAIL.
I MISS ANDY McPHAIL.
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHE?
>> Kennedy: COME ON OUT.
>> Kennedy: COME ON OUT.
>> Greg: BY THE WAY, HILLARY
>> Greg: BY THE WAY, HILLARY
LATER SAID THAT SHE WILL SUPPORT
LATER SAID THAT SHE WILL SUPPORT
ANY NOMINEE THERE IS, SO THAT
ANY NOMINEE THERE IS, SO THAT
MEANS SHE MAY NOT BE RUNNING BUT
MEANS SHE MAY NOT BE RUNNING BUT
THERE WOULD BE A BROKERAGE
THERE WOULD BE A BROKERAGE
CONVENTION WHERE THEY DROP OUT
CONVENTION WHERE THEY DROP OUT
OF THE SKY TOGETHER.
OF THE SKY TOGETHER.
>> Juan: THAT IS YOUR FANTASY?
>> Juan: THAT IS YOUR FANTASY?
>> Jesse: WOMEN DROPPING FROM
>> Jesse: WOMEN DROPPING FROM
THE SKY.
THE SKY.
>> Greg: YES, THANK YOU, GOD.
>> Greg: YES, THANK YOU, GOD.
>> Jesse: IT’S NOT MY FANTASY,
>> Jesse: IT’S NOT MY FANTASY,
IT’S YOURS.
IT’S YOURS.
>> Juan: WHOSE HAND IS DANA
>> Juan: WHOSE HAND IS DANA
HAVE TO HOLD HERE?
HAVE TO HOLD HERE?
I WAS INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU’RE
I WAS INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU’RE
SAYING ABOUT JOE ROGAN, THAT IS
SAYING ABOUT JOE ROGAN, THAT IS
INTERESTING ABOUT THE WHOLE
INTERESTING ABOUT THE WHOLE
CANCEL CULTURE THING BECAUSE I
CANCEL CULTURE THING BECAUSE I
DON’T THINK ROGAN IS ANY
DON’T THINK ROGAN IS ANY
RIGHT-WINGER.
RIGHT-WINGER.
NO RIGHT-WINGER IS GOING TO
NO RIGHT-WINGER IS GOING TO
ENDORSE BERNIE SANDERS!
ENDORSE BERNIE SANDERS!
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, PEOPLE
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, PEOPLE
THINK OF HIM AS THE DARK WEB
THINK OF HIM AS THE DARK WEB
INTELLECT AND HE SAYS SOME
INTELLECT AND HE SAYS SOME
REALLY AWFUL JOKES, HOMOPHOBIC,
REALLY AWFUL JOKES, HOMOPHOBIC,
RACIST TYPE STUFF.
RACIST TYPE STUFF.
BUT THE POINT IS, YOU SEE THIS
BUT THE POINT IS, YOU SEE THIS
ON BOTH SIDES, THE PURITY TESTS.
ON BOTH SIDES, THE PURITY TESTS.
IF THE PHONE CALL WASN’T
IF THE PHONE CALL WASN’T
PERFECT, THEN YOU ARE NOT LOYAL
PERFECT, THEN YOU ARE NOT LOYAL
TO DONALD TRUMP.
TO DONALD TRUMP.
IF YOUR 99% WITH HIM, YOU MIGHT
IF YOUR 99% WITH HIM, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL BE 0%.
AS WELL BE 0%.
TO ME, THIS IS WHERE POLITICS IS
TO ME, THIS IS WHERE POLITICS IS
GOING.
GOING.
ALL OR NOTHING AND DRIVEN BY THE
ALL OR NOTHING AND DRIVEN BY THE
FAR LEFT AND FAR RIGHT.
FAR LEFT AND FAR RIGHT.
I THINK ROGAN, THE IDEA THAT HE
I THINK ROGAN, THE IDEA THAT HE
SUPPORTS BERNIE, I DON’T SEE IT
SUPPORTS BERNIE, I DON’T SEE IT
AS THAT SURPRISING.
AS THAT SURPRISING.
YOU KNOW WHO HE IS.
YOU KNOW WHO HE IS.
>> Jesse: HE IS COLLATERAL
>> Jesse: HE IS COLLATERAL
DAMAGE BECAUSE THE KNIVES ARE
DAMAGE BECAUSE THE KNIVES ARE
OUT FOR BERNIE.
OUT FOR BERNIE.
HE’S A BIGGER THREAT TO THE
HE’S A BIGGER THREAT TO THE
DEMOCRATS THAN DONALD TRUMP.
DEMOCRATS THAN DONALD TRUMP.
HOW HAVE THE DEMOCRATS HANDLED
HOW HAVE THE DEMOCRATS HANDLED
2016?
2016?
THINK ABOUT HOW THEY HANDLED A
THINK ABOUT HOW THEY HANDLED A
LANDSLIDE LOSS WITH
LANDSLIDE LOSS WITH
BERNIE SANDERS.
BERNIE SANDERS.
IT’S GOING TO BE UGLY AND HE’S
IT’S GOING TO BE UGLY AND HE’S
GOING TO WANT TO ABOLISH I.C.E.,
GOING TO WANT TO ABOLISH I.C.E.,
RAISE MIDDLE-CLASS TAXES, BAND
RAISE MIDDLE-CLASS TAXES, BAND
FRACKING, DONALD TRUMP IS GOING
FRACKING, DONALD TRUMP IS GOING
TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH BERNIE
TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH BERNIE
AND THE DEMOCRATS KNOW IT.
