- Sixty-six, sixty-seven,
sixty-eight, sixty-nine-
- Whoever this wizard is,
they have amazing taste.
Look at the order of these heads.
Color, and challenge of
obtaining. Pure elegance.
- It's a little creepy.
A secret passageway
that opens into a wide staircase
where each step is covered
by a pressure plate?
- That's part of the fun!
- Is it a trap? Is it detail
craft? We may never know.
- Hey, hey! If you let me out,
I, I'll let you eat my arm!
- Shut up Gabe, no one wants that.
- Ah, sister! What has happened to you?
- Dude, you do not wanna
be in this hallway.
It's covered with booby traps.
- Eh heh, boobies.
- Are you sure?
We haven't stepped on any yet.
(click)
(quack)
(clank)
(screaming)
- Once again, it's just
me and my thoughts.
- And me!
- And me.
- And me!
- And me!
- (exasperated exhale)
(screaming)
(crashing)
- (whistles) look at all
that glowing blue ice!
Bedrock edition, I suppose.
- It's like Breaking Bad in here.
A foreboding, yet refined omen.
- Yeah, I'll just teleport out.
- I don't think it works that
way. (magical whirring) (fart)
- Oh, no.
(carts clattering)
- Hang on! Where are we going?
- I don't know, but I don't like
the look of that tunnel ahead.
- [Witch] Round the world and home again,
that's the sailor's way,
faster, faster, faster, faster.
- What do you think that means?
(rhythmic clattering)
(crackling)
- Impressive.
- I think I'm going to be sick.
- Whee!
- (scream)
- (abrupt silence)
(crickets chirping)
- Hey, tall guy! You okay?
- How did you get out of your mine cart?
- The witch freed us!
(magical whirring)
(fart)
- (groans) Ugh. How did the witch get out?
- The other witch!
- The other witch?
- [First Witch] Submit!
- You first! This is my forest.
- Forests don't belong to anyone.
- This one does.
- [First Witch] Stop throwing potions!
- [Second Witch] You first!
- I think they like each other.
- [First Witch] Ha! I'll never give up!
- [Second Witch] Neither will I.
- Everyone shut your pumpkin pie holes!
I've got a million questions
that you better answer
Or I'm going to be furious.
(crackling)
What is this place, why is this place,
and how is this place?
- I don't know, I was
just a lowly villager.
Then poof, lightning. Next thing I know,
I'm wandering this underground forest
with a black cat named Stock Market.
But I like to call her Turnip.
- None of that was helpful.
- You're not helpful!
- Ugh. Please stop fighting.
- Hey, everyone? We should go this way,
really really fast! Okay, bye!
(buzzing swells)
- We don't know if that's
the best direction.
- There is no "best direction".
Otherwise, I would have escaped by now.
- Hag.
- Maybe we should listen to them.
- Crone.
- It sounds like something
big is coming this way.
- Bat.
- [Tall Guy] Oh god, oh god
oh god oh god. (loud buzzing)
- [Together] This is
bad. Jinx! Jinx again!
Stop or I'll hex you! Whatever.
(flute trill)
(screaming)
- [First Witch] This is your fault!
- [Second Witch] No, it's your fault.
- [First Witch] Ha ha,
it's definitely not.
- Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(rustling)
(crickets chirping)
