[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> DID YOU TWO ORDER YET?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> DID YOU TWO CARVE GANG SIGNS
INTO THE BABY CHANGING STATION?
>> YES.
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO EAT?
>> LET ME GET THE GRILLED
CHEESE, SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES.
>> YEAH, SURE THING.
ONE GRILLED CHEESE, VAGINA
STYLE.
GREAT.
HOW ABOUT YOU, PAL?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> THE LOBSTER SPECIAL.
>> DID YOU JUST ORDER A LOBSTER
IN A DINER?
>> YEAH, WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT'S A DINER.
NO ONE ORDERS A LOBSTER IN A
DINER.
THE WHOLE SEAFOOD SECTION IS ON
THE MENU AS A JOKE.
SEAFOOD.
THE WORD SEAFOOD IS IN QUOTES.
>> I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOBSTER,
OKAY?
I WANT THE LOBSTER FOR GETTING
ZERO MATCHES AND I WANT TO
CELEBRATE.
>> A LOBSTER?
YOU SURE YOU WANT THE LOBSTER?
>> I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL
IS.
IT'S ON THE MENU.
I'LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.
>> DON'T DO IT.
>> AS YOU WISH.
ALL RIGHT, THE TIME HAS COME.
WE'VE GOT AN ORDER HERE FOR ONE
LOBSTER.
♪♪♪
♪ WHO AM I AND WHY AM I
CONDEMNED TO BOIL ALIVE ♪
♪ WHEN ALL THAT I HAVE DONE IS
LIVE MY LIFE ♪
♪ AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE ON A
WHIM CHOOSE FROM ALL TO ORDER
HIM ♪
♪ WHO'S THIS GUY ♪
♪ I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN
UNSPOKEN RULE THAT LOBSTER IN A
DINER IS NEVER COOL ♪
♪ A DINER MENU'S WAY TOO LONG
AND HALF THE THINGS ARE WAY TOO
WRONG ♪
♪ MUST YOU DIE HOW CAN YOU EVER
FACE HIS LOBSTER FRIENDS ♪
♪ HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE YOURSELF
AGAIN MONSTER ♪
♪ I'VE LIVED HERE 40 YEARS AND
AN AGE LOBSTERS NEVER GROW ♪
♪ AND IN THAT TIME THERE'S NO
ONE TO ORDER ANY CRUSTACEANS ♪
♪ WHO AM I ♪
♪ LOBSTER NUMBER ONE ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EAT THE
LOBSTER NOW, MAN.
>> I'M SORRY, DUDE.
I'M A MEAN GIRLS GUY.
ON BROADWAY NOW.
>> HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT
NOW?
CLAWSETTE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE WANTED
TO TELL YOU, PAPA.
♪♪♪
♪ FATHER NOW THEY WANT YOU
DEAD ♪
♪ LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE
INSTEAD ♪
♪ WHETHER IT'S BOILED GRILLED OR
BLACKENED ♪
♪ OFF TO THE GREAT TANK IN THE
SKY ♪
>> NO!
CLAWSETTE, I CAN'T LET YOU DO
THAT.
IT'S NOT YOUR TIME, IT'S MINE.
>> I LOVE YOU, BUBBA.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
NOW RUN!
RUN FROM THIS PLACE!
>> OH, LITTLE BABY LOBSTER.
JUST CHANGE THE ORDER.
>> THEY PUT IT ON THE MENU, I'M
CALLING THEIR BLUFF.
>> FORM THE BARRICADES!
>> WAIT, THERE'S A BARRICADE?
>> THIS DINER HAS INCREDIBLE SET
DESIGN.
♪ WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE
TO KEEP THE LOBSTER FROM THE
POT ♪
♪ WILL YOU CUT THE MASSACRE RAID
AND GIVE HIM THE SHOT ♪
♪ THEN JOIN IN AND GIVE ME THE
RIGHT TO BE FREE ♪
♪ DO YOU HEAR THE MONSTER
SINGHING A SONG IN A SALTY
PLACE ♪
♪
♪ IT IS THE SCREAMING OF THE
LOBSTER WHEN THE DINER MATCHES
THE BURNING OF HIS SHELL ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHY LOBSTERS IN THE
DINER NEVER SELL ♪
♪ LOBSTERS IN DINERS NEVER
SELL ♪♪♪
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.
FORGET THE LOBSTER.
I'LL HAVE THE TUNA MELT INSTEAD.
>> YAY!
