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SHOULDER PADS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHARK ARMOR,
DESIGNED TO PROTECT YOU
IN THE WATER.
THIS IS A LITTLE MORE EFFECTIVE.
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THIS STUFF IS USED BY SHARK
EXPERTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
BASICALLY, WHAT IT IS,
IS STEEL SEWN INTO A FINE MESH
THAT THE SHARK'S TEETH
CAN'T PENETRATE.
I THINK, GIVEN AARON RODGERS
IS WORTH $100 MILLION,
THERE'S PROTECTION
FOR HIS ARM, ESPECIALLY,
BUT ALSO HIS BODY,
AND THAT'S THE CHAIN-MAIL SUIT.
THAT'S GOOD.
SO THE SHARK
CAN STILL BITE YOU,
BUT IT JUST WON'T
PIERCE YOUR SKIN.
[ GROWLS ]
OKAY.
FEELS GOOD.
LET'S GO DO IT.
MANY PEOPLE,
IN MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE,
WOULD PREFER ME TO PUT THAT ON.
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY HEAVY,
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS,
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WEAR A WEIGHT BELT.
SO, THIS OBVIOUSLY
FLOATS, RIGHT?
HOWEVER, MANY PEOPLE
IN MY PERSONAL LIFE
WOULD NEVER LET ME
LIVE THAT DOWN IF I HAD IT ON.
PUT THE HOOD ON.
YEAH, PUT THE --
I MEAN, I'M SENSING IF
YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SCARED,
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
AND I KNOW YOUR AGENT'S
LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW,
BEING LIKE,
"PUT THE SUIT ON!"
I'M A KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A KNIGHT
FROM THE DARK AGES.
HE ACTUALLY
LOOKS LIKE IT.
THAT'S KIND OF
THE CATCH-22 THERE.
UH, DO YOU, UH...
DO THE SAFE PLAY
AND APPEASE THE PROFESSIONALS,
OR DO YOU, UH,
DO THE PLAY THAT'S GONNA
KEEP YOU FROM 20 YEARS
OF JOKES ABOUT IT?
MIGHT JUST WEAR
THE HEADGEAR.
YEAH.
AND A SPEEDO.
FIND OUT WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR
ON SHARK WEEK.
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