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HEY, GUYS. SAD NEWS.
THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE
OF "THE DAILY BITE."
SO I'M GONNA NEED A SECOND HERE.
REBECCA. BECKS.
IF YOU'RE WATCHING,
OUR CRUISE --
SORRY, MY CRUISE...
[ CHUCKLES ]
...IS LEAVING FROM THE
9th STREET MARINA AT 7:00 P.M.
OKAY. OKAY.
I LOVE YOU.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.
BERTH "B" -- BE THERE!
[ Crying ] OH, GOD!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
HAPPY SHARKS!
Narrator: IT'S THE LAST EPISODE
OF "THE DAILY BITE,"
WHICH MEANS I GET TO
GO BACK TO MY DAY JOB
TRYING TO TEACH HORSES ENGLISH.
ON TODAY'S VERY SPECIAL EPISODE,
WE'RE TAKING A LOOK
AT THE BEST OF THE BEST.
WE'RE CHECKING OUT THE GREATEST
MOMENTS FROM SHARK WEEK
AND "THE DAILY BITE,"
PLUS TESTING YOUR SHARK WEEK 30
KNOWLEDGE.
[ WHINNIES ]
THIS PAST WEEK
HAS BEEN JAM-PACKED
WITH JAWESOME SHARKS
AND FINTASTIC SCIENTISTS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK
AT SOME OF SHARK WEEK 2018'S
GREATEST HITS.
Narrator: HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN
ON SHARK WEEK 30 IN 60 SECONDS.
WE WEIRDED YOU OUT WITH
SOME OF THE STRANGEST CREATURES
OF THE DEEP ON
"ALIEN SHARKS GREATEST HITS."
BEAR GRYLLS BACKFLIPPED
INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS
IN "BEAR vs. SHARK"
AND SHAQ FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING
BIGGER THAN HE IS.
RONDA ROUSEY PROVED
SHE WAS THE TOUGHEST PERSON
ON THE PLANET
IN OR OUT OF A CAGE.
GRONK, VONN, AND RODGERS
TAGGED THE HECK OUT OF
SOME SHARKS IN "MONSTER TAG."
WE HIT ROCK BOTTOM,
OF THE OCEAN, THAT IS,
IN "THE GREAT WHITE ABYSS."
WE FOUND OUT IT'S POSSIBLE
TO GET TO FLAVORTOWN BY BOAT
IN GUY FIERI'S "FEEDING FRENZY,"
GOT A J.D. IN "THE LAWS OF JAWS"
AND WENT ON A TRUE-CRIME BINGE
WITH "AIR JAWS."
WE LEARNED SHARKS ARE FEROCIOUS
IN AND OUT OF THE WATER
IN "SHARK TANK
MEETS SHARK WEEK,"
TAILED THE OCEAN'S MOST WANTED
ON "SHARKCAM STAKEOUT,"
AND GOT "SHARKWRECKED"
AND LIVED TO TELL THE STORY.
WE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT,
BUT WE TRACKED DOWN
"THE SPAWN OF JAWS."
THE FREAKS CAME OUT THE NIGHT
ANDY AND JEFF SEARCHED
FOR THE MEGA SHARK,
AND WE LIFTED OUR SHIRTS FOR
THE WORLD'S LARGEST SHARKS.
WE LET IT ALL HANG OUT IN
"NAKED AND AFRAID OF SHARKS."
[ DING! DING! DING! ]
[ PANTING ]
SO THERE YOU GO.
CAN I GET A RAISE NOW?
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Narrator:
NOW JIMI PARTINGTON IS STUCK
IN A SHARK SWARM 400 FEET DEEP.
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Partington:
IT SEEMS THAT THE DEEPER WE'VE
GONE THROUGHOUT THIS EXPEDITION,
THE BIGGER
THE SHARKS ARE GETTING.
I THOUGHT THAT I'D SEEN IT ALL
UNTIL NOW.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN
WITH YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS.
THIS IS AN INTERPRETATION
AND A TAKE THAT YOU HAVE
NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
DO IT TO 'EM, YAMS!
♪ SHE BE TALKIN' MONEY ♪
♪ LOOKIN' BOUGIE, DOWN TO RIDE ♪
♪ ON A BOAT ♪
♪ SPLAH! ♪
MAMA, PUT YOUR GOOD WIG ON.
IT'S SHARK WEEK.
THIS IS EVERY BEGINNING
OF A HORROR MOVIE, RIGHT,
WHEN SIX WHITE PEOPLE
WALK OUT INTO THE WATER
WITH NO CLOTHES ON.
THIS IS EVERY TRAILER WE'VE SEEN
SINCE 2005.
EVERY SHOW IS US GOING TO
WHERE THESE SHARKS ARE.
NOT ONE SHOW DOES IT SAY, "SHARK
WALKS IN THE LIVING ROOM."
NOT ONE SHOW DOES IT SAY,
"SHARK AT THE GROCERY STORE,"
OR, "SHARK SITTING IN
THE THIRD PEW AT CHURCH,"
OR, "SHARKS AT
THE BEYONCé CONCERT."
THEY STAYED THEY ASS WHERE THEY
BELONG IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.
WHAT THE HELL HE DOING
WITH THESE SHARKS?
RONDA ROUSEY.
UM, NO CAGE?!
EVEN WHEN YOU FIGHT,
YOU IN A CAGE!
WHY WOULD YOU
TAKE YOURSELF OUT OF
YOUR OWN PERSONAL ELEMENT THAT
YOU TRAIN FOR -- CAGE FIGHTS?
HERE'S THE THING.
THESE SHARKS DON'T EVEN WANT
TO EAT PEOPLE, OKAY?
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ONE SHARK
TRYING TO EAT
ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE
PUTTING THEMSELVES ON THEY MENU.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED
"THE LAWS OF JAWS" --
TO PROTECT SHARKS FROM US.
♪ SHE BE TALKIN' MONEY ♪
♪ LOOKIN' BOUGIE, DOWN TO RIDE ♪
♪ ON A BOAT ♪
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Grylls: THIS WOULD THEN STRAP
ONTO YOUR ANKLE, ONTO YOUR KNEE.
THIS BIT THEN TRAILS BEHIND.
THAT EMITS
THE ELECTRIC CURRENT.
YOU GOT AN ELECTRODE HERE
AND ONE OVER THERE.
AND THEN THAT CREATE
A POWERFUL ELECTRICAL FIELD.
AND IT JUST OVERPOWER
THOSE ELECTRORECEPTORS.
YEAH. NOW, SEE WHAT
THIS HAMMERHEAD DOES HERE.
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OHH!
YEAH, IT SEEMS TO BE
THE HAMMERHEAD IS
MUCH MORE SENSITIVE
TO THIS ELECTRICAL DETERRENT.
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I DON'T LIKE TO TOOT
MY OWN HORN, BUT, "TOOT-TOOT!"
BECAUSE THESE LAST 29 DAYS
OF "THE DAILY BITE"
HAVE BEEN UNBE-REACHABLE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT
SOME "DAILY BITE" HIGHLIGHTS.
[ SIGHS ]
WHERE ARE THE TISSUES?
I'M GONNA CRY.
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IT'S TIME FOR SHARK SEX 101.
[ SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
YEAH, BABY.
CAPTAIN, DO THE THING.
Captain:
THE MALE BASICALLY JUST SWIMS UP
AND BITES THE FEMALE
HE'S INTERESTED IN.
ESSENTIALLY, A SHARK BITE
IS LIKE A RIGHT SWIPE.
HE'S MADE HIS MOVE, AND NOW
IT'S TIME FOR HER TO MAKE HERS.
A LITTLE FRIGHTENED,
BUT THE FIRST TIME AT
THE NEW AQUARIUM, RIGHT?
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
DO YOU FEEL SCARY?
NO, I FEEL LIKE A CAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO,
BUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S COOL, THOUGH,
RIGHT?
WOW!
[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪♪
SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT, GUYS --
SEVEN-LAYER DIP
AND CHEESE QUESADILLAS.
THAT'S GONNA
GET ANY PARTY STARTED.
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Narrator:
HE IS A MISUNDERSTOOD GUY,
ROUGH AROUND THE TEETH.
SHE IS A COLD, METALLIC SHELL
WHO LIKES TO WATCH.
ON AVERAGE,
A SHARK HAS 40 TO 45 TEETH!
THAT'S A LOT OF TEETH!
AAH!
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REAL CLOSE.
Narrator:
GUY'S FIRST "FEEDING FRENZY"
CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD.
GNARLY.
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Narrator:
RONDA GETS HER GAME FACE ON
WHILE A HUNGRY MAKO HEAVYWEIGHT
MAKES ITS WAY INTO
THE UNDERWATER ARENA.
IT'S TIME FOR RONDA
TO HOLD HER GROUND
AND STARE DOWN
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER OF THE SEA.
[ BELL DINGS ]
RONDA CAREFULLY
TAKES OUT THE STICK,
LIKE HER COACHES INSTRUCTED,
AND GETS IN POSITION.
THEN SHE REDIRECTS THE LETHAL
JAWS AWAY FROM HER BODY
WITH PERFECT PRECISION.
-[ LAUGHS ]
-WHOO!
-WELL DONE!
-[ LAUGHS ]
SO COOL!
WHOA!
-YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO!
-THAT WAS AMAZING.
-HOLY MOLY!
-[ LAUGHS ]
-OH, MY GOD, GUYS!
Man: YEAH!
YOU SWAM WITH
A MAKO SHARK!
-WHOO!
-YOU DID IT!
CONGRATULATIONS!
OH, MY GOD!
THANK YOU, GUYS!
♪♪
IT'S THE END OF
"THE DAILY BITE,"
BUT NOT THE END OF OUR
FRIENDSHIP, EVERYBODY.
I'M TALKING TO ONLY YOU,
REBECCA.
HERE ARE THE TICKETS.
I'LL BE ON THE SOUTHWEST CORNER
OF 8th STREET AND MARCO AVENUE
AT THE MARINA.
I'LL BE WEARING
A BIG WHITE SUIT.
REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT YOU SAID
THAT YOU THOUGHT I'D LOOK GOOD
IN A WHITE SUIT?
WELL, I TRIED ONE ON, AND I DO.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU!
OH, GOD, REBECCA!
I LOVE YOU!
AND WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!
I'M YOUR GUY!
I'M YOUR SHARK GUY!
I'M THE SHARK GUY!
I COULD DO THIS!
WE CAN DO THIS!
AAH!
THIS AIN'T DEEP.
AAH! I KNOW THAT YOU AND I
WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!
THIS IS TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!
YOU AND I!
IN LOVE!
THINK OF IT!
WE COULD WATCH
THAT DUMB COMEDIAN
AND TAKE A ZIP LINE
AND SIT AT THE TABLE
WITH THE SAME PEOPLE
UNTIL WE'RE SICK OF THEM!
Man:
WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS.
WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS!
WE COULD SWIM WITH SHARKS!
OH, MY GOD!
THE WHOLE CREW WANTS THIS,
REBECCA!
NOT JUST ME.
AND YOUR DAD LOVES ME.
COME ON, REBECCA.
I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW THIS.
GIRL, YOU AND ME.
ETERNITY.
OR AT LEAST THIS CRUISE
'CAUSE IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE.
AND YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE KILLING ME, OKAY?
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
WITHOUT TALKING TO ME,
AND I GET THAT.
BUT I JUST --
I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS PASSION
AND MAKE IT -- OHH!
I WANT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
AND I THINK...
THAT'S MY DAILY BITE, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S MY DAILY BITE.
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ALL RIGHT, I SAID MY PIECE.
LEFT IT ALL OUT ON THE TABLE.
UH, JEROME TOLD ME TO DO THAT,
AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
AND SO DID HERCULE.
'CAUSE THOSE GUYS --
THEY'VE BEEN WITH ME
THROUGH THICK AND THIN.
'CAUSE IN THIS INSTANCE,
WATER IS THICKER THAN BLOOD.
THESE GUYS KNOW.
PHEW!
THEY'RE MY H2-BROS.
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
