
English: 
[Intro]
Michael: Today on the show we have New York
Times bestselling author John Green, and younger
brother of New York Times bestselling author,
Hank Green.
Hank: I know fewer things just because I've
been here less time.
John: Oh, 'cause you're my younger brother.
Hank: Yeah.
John: Right.
I know more things.
Definitely.
Hank: I'm actually—I'm not so sure that
that's true.
John: Well, do you know why the sky is blue?
Hank: I do.
John: I don't.
Hank: Do you know, uh, all five of the Pillars
of Islam?
John: Yes.
Hank: I don't.
John: Okay, I hope that's the questions!
On Scishow!
Fingers crossed!
Michael: Hank, you will be competing on behalf
of Andrew Villarreal.
Hank: Hello Andrew.
Michael: And John, you've got Anna Dilley.
John: Hi Anna.
Hank: We're gonna win for y—I'M gonna win
for you.
John: Anna, I apologize in advance.
Michael: To find out how our contestants can
play for you, go to subbable.com/scishow.

Chinese: 
 
今天我們節目請到紐約時報暢銷書作家約翰葛林
以及紐約時代暢銷書作家約翰葛林的弟弟漢克葛林
我在世上的時間比較少所以知道的東西也比較少
喔~因為你是我的弟弟
是的
我知道的東西比較多 我很肯定
我不這麼認為
那你知道天空為什麼是藍色的嗎
我知道
我不知道
那你知道伊斯蘭教的五功有哪五項嗎
我知道
我不知道
好啊 我希望等一下出的問題都是這個
誠心祈禱
漢克 你將會代表安德魯維拉瑞爾作答
你好 安德魯
約翰你將代表安娜迪麗
嗨 安娜
我們會為你...
「我」會為你獲得勝利的
安娜 我就先道歉了
想知道我們的參賽者要怎麼幫你做答
請到 subbable.com/scishow 查詢

English: 
Okay, you guys both start out with 1000 Scishow
bucks.
John: Mmm.
Michael: Each time you answer a question correctly,
you will win an arbitrary number of points,
you may also lose an arbitrary number of points
if you don't get it correct.
John: Okay.
Michael: [Clears throat] Uh, whoever has the
most money at the end of the game randomly
wins a selected piece of DFTBA merchandise.
Stefan, what do we have today?
Stefan: Thanks Michael.
One of our contestants is going home today
with this fabulous Pizza John blanket!
Which'll keep you nice and warm in those winter
months.
Back to you.
John: Anna, I am going to win you that thing.
Michael: Okay, you guys ready?
John: Yes.
Hank: Yeah.
John: Ahh hands off the table!
You said you can't have the hands on the table!
Sorry I'm not competitive.
Michael: Okay, Round One is called: The Fault
in our Earth.
John: Mmmmm.
That's funny.
It's a pun.
Hank: Yeah.
Michael: Earthquakes, as you know, most often
occur at the edges of tectonic plates like
those that form the so-called Pacific Rim
of Fire.

Chinese: 
好的 你們兩個剛開始都有一千分的科學賭注
嗯
你每答對一題就會得到一定的分數
答錯也會失去一定的分數
好的
好 最後擁有最多錢的人在遊戲結束後
贏得隨機挑選出來的 DFTBA 周邊商品
史蒂芬 我們今天有什麼獎品
謝謝麥克 
今天贏家會抱著這個超讚的披薩約翰毯子回家
讓你在冬天保暖又舒適 
將現場交還給你
安娜 我會幫你贏得毯子
好 你們準備好了嗎
好了
好了
你的手不要放在桌上
你說手不能放在桌上的
抱歉 我有點好勝
好 第一回合叫地球中的美好的缺憾
啊~~~
不錯笑 雙關語啊
我們都知道地震最常發生在構造板塊邊緣處
像是環太平洋火山帶
但地震也可能在不是板塊邊緣附近發生

English: 
But they also occur away from the edges of
plates, where the stresses of the plates's
movement form faults.
Different kinds of quakes happen at different
kinds of faults, depending on how the rock
formations move in relation to each other.
Which of these is NOT a type of earthquake
fault?
A: Normal Fault; B: Forward Fault; C: Reverse
Fault; or D:
Strike-slip Fault.
[Beep]
Hank: You were underneath me.
John: …Can I have the options again?
Michael: Normal Fault; Forward Fault; Reverse
Fault—
John: Reverse Fault!
Michael: Incorrect!
John: Nooo!
Hank: I'm gonna go—
John: Anna!
Hank: Oh.
Yeah.
John: I'm so sorry!
[Beep]
[Beep]
Hank: I would like to say Normal Fault?
Michael: Incorrect!
John: Anna we did it!
We did it together!
Hank: Oh, we just—we're equally bad.
John: Yes!
Michael: Okay, that is, uh, minus 100 points
from both contestants.
The answer is B: Forward Fault.

Chinese: 
因板塊運動的擠壓形成斷層
不同的斷層導致不同的地震
要看板塊是怎樣擠壓的
下列哪個選項不是斷層
A.正斷層  B. 前進斷層
C.逆斷層 D. 平移斷層
 
你先回答
我可以再聽一次選項嗎
正斷層 前進斷層 逆斷層
逆斷層
答錯了
不
我要回答
安娜 我對不起你
是啊
 
 
 
答案是正斷層嗎
答錯了
安娜 我們成功了 我們都答錯了
不 我們都一樣爛
好耶
好 這樣是兩邊都扣一百分
答案是B. 前進斷層

English: 
A normal fault is where one chunk of rock
drops down in relation to the other.
In a reverse fault, one chunk is pushed up.
And in a strike-slip fault, the blocks of
crust slide horizontally against each other.
Forward faults we just made up.
John: That was my second guess.
Hank: Well I figured if there was a reverse,
there would be a forward.
John: Well you were incorrect.
Hank: I was.
John: All right, we learned something today.
Hank: A normal fault is just like, "well it's
the normal one."
That's just very un-descriptive.
How boring of them.
John: Have you not noticed that scientists
always name things in the most boring possible
way?
Hank: That's often true.
Though "strike-slip fault" is a pretty cool
name.
John: It's pretty cool.
Michael: Sounds like a bowling thing.
John and Hank: Yeah.
Hank: Oh, well done on that strike-slip!
Michael: Yep.
Michael: Okay.
[Clears throat] Round Two.
John: Yeah.
Michael: An Abundance of Katherines!
Hank: Oh!
John: Oh, it's another pun.
Hank: Are we going to have three different
Katherines?
John: "Which of these Katherines is not a
scientist?"
Michael: Oh.
No, that's not the question.
John: Oh, okay.
Michael: Katherine Johnson was a mathematician
who calculated the trajectories, launch windows,
and orbits of NASA's most important and famous
missions.

Chinese: 
正斷層是上盤岩層跟下盤相對向下移動
逆斷層是下盤岩層往上推擠
至於平移斷層為斷層相對之水平移動
前進斷層是我們捏造的
我第二個想猜那個
我本來以為有逆斷層就有前進斷層
你還是答錯了
是啊
我們今天都學到東西了
正斷層感覺就很正啊
根本沒什麼好形容的
好無趣的名字啊
你是沒發現科學家幫東西取的名字都超無趣的嗎
是沒錯
但平移斷層聽起來很酷
是滿酷的
聽起來很像打保齡球會用到
是啊
平移斷層取的好
 
好 第二回合
是
再見凱薩琳(約翰葛林寫的小說之一)
喔!
又一個雙關啊
題目會有三個凱薩琳嗎
下面哪一個凱薩琳不是科學家
喔 題目不是這樣耶
好吧
凱薩琳強森是位計算飛行路徑和發射窗口的數學家
包括美國太空總署最重要和最著名的任務
軌道都是他計算的

English: 
And before NASA used computers, she did them
all by hand.
Hank: Oh.
John: Wow.
Michael: The question is, what was the first
NASA mission to be calculated using computers?
A: Alan Shepard's Mercury Mission in 1961;
B: John Glen's first orbit of earth in 1962;
C: Edward White's first space walk in 1965;
or D:
The Apollo Moon Landing of 1969.
John: Hmm.
Hank: No one wants to answer.
John: I'll let you go first—
[Beep]
John:—Astronomy Boy.
Hank: B.
John: Nope.
Michael: You are correct!
Hank: Heeeey!!!
Michael: The answer is B: John Glen's first
earth orbit in 1962.
Katherine Johnson manually performed all of
the calculations for the United States's first
manned mission into space in 1961, and while
she also mapped out Glen's mission the following
year, NASA used a computer for the first time
to do the preliminary math.
But even after NASA started using computers
to plan their missions, they continued to

Chinese: 
在美國太空總署運動電腦計算之前
數據都是他用手計算出來的
 
 
我們的問題
美國太空總署第一個用電腦計算的任務是哪個
A. 1961年艾倫雪帕德的水星計畫
B. 1962年約翰葛倫首次進入地球軌道
C. 1965年愛德華懷特首次太空漫步
D. 1969年的阿波羅登月
 
沒人想回答
我先讓你
 
熱愛天文的男孩
B
不是
你答對了
 
答案是 B. 1962年約翰葛倫首次進入地球軌道
1961年 凱薩琳強森算出美國首次載人航太任務的數據
雖然隔年他也計算出葛倫的任務
美國太空總署第一次使用電腦計算做初步計算

Chinese: 
但是用完電腦計算太空任務後
他們依然請凱薩琳強森再驗算一遍
驗算完才送人上外太空
強森之後繼續幫阿波羅登月計算飛行路徑
也幫助美國太空總署執行1980年代的太空梭計畫
漢克得到兩百分
科學賭金的意思
是的 記得嗎 你可以拿賭金來兌換很棒的商品及服務
我喜歡...
喜歡你一副很確定我會答錯的樣子
我真的以為你答錯了
我很生氣
那你以為答案是什麼
我以為答案是什麼
我以為答案是A或C或D
我只確定答案不是B
我猜要讓他在落在正確的地方需要相當準確的計算
如果他要進入整個地球軌道的話
 
我是這樣猜的
凱薩琳用手也算得出來啊
他感覺很厲害
可能 是啊 是沒錯
好的
凱薩琳庫琴貝克博士
是一名工程師以及觸覺科技領域的開拓者

English: 
run all of the calculations by Johnson afterward
to verify them before sending anyone into
space.
Johnson went on to calculate the mission trajectories
for the Apollo Moon Landing and worked for
NASA through the launch of the space shuttle
program in the 1980s.
Uh, let's give 200 points to Hank.
I mean, Scishow bucks.
John: Yep.
Remember, you can redeem those for real goods
and services.
Hank: I like how—I like how you were so
sure that I was wrong.
John: I was sure that you were wrong.
So angry.
I'm not—
Hank: What did you think it was?
John: What did I think it was?
I thought it was A or C or D. The only thing
I knew for sure is that it wasn't B.
Hank: [laughs] Um, I figured it was because
that requires a fair amount of precision for
him to come down in the right place.
If he's going to orbit the whole earth.
John: Mm.
Hank: That was my guess.
John: Well, I, maybe Katherine could do that
by hand.
She seems very confident.
Hank: Proba—yeah, it's true.
It's true.
Y'know.
John: All right.
Michael: Doctor Katherine Kuchenbecker is
an engineer and pioneer in the field of haptics,
or technology that provides tactile feedback
to its users.

Chinese: 
用戶能感到觸覺反饋的科技
他最新的發明是讓醫師能夠感覺到手術工具的系統
透過遠程機器輔助來動手術
感受到手術工具跟組織的互動
 
 
下面哪一項不是觸覺科技的例子
A. 會搖晃或震動的電動遊戲控制器
B.  你一打字便會震動的智慧型手機
C. 自動提款機的觸控式螢幕
D. 能感應到物體的...
 
 
C的那個選項
你答對了
自動提款機的螢幕不是觸覺科技
因為他雖是觸控式螢幕
卻沒有回饋觸覺給用戶
庫琴貝克在賓州大學名為GRASP實驗室
正在發明能回應觸覺資訊的機器人
漢克得了兩百分
因為你的手離按鈕很近
你在講什麼
好啦 漢克已經有1300分

English: 
Her lab's most recent invention is a system
that allows physicians to actually feel their
surgical tools, interactic with tissues and
each other during remote robot assisted surgery.
Hank: Hmm.
Michael: Which of these is not an example
of haptic technology?
A: Video game controllers that shake and recoil
in response to gameplay; B: Smart phones that
vibrate when you key in a number; C: A touch-activated
ATM screen; or D:
A robotic hand—
[Beep]
John: Dohh!
Hank: That "C" one.
Michael: You are correct!
The non-haptic technology is the ATM screen
because even though it's activated by touch,
it doesn't provide tactile feedback to the
user.
But the work being done at Kuchenbecker's
lab (called GRASP) at the University of Pennsylvania
is contributing to those other technologies,
including robots that can respond to tactile
information.
200 points to Hank!
John: It's 'cause you had your hand hovering
over.
Hank (innocently): What are you talkin' about?
John: All right.
Hank has thirteen hundred.
Hank: Also, John is not—not quite aware
of the fact that you get to buzz in before
all of the—the—

English: 
John: I didn't know 'til I saw you go—anyway,
go, what's the next question?
Michael: [clears throat]
Doctor Katherine Esau has been described as
the grande dame of American botany.
In 1954, she wrote what's considered to be
the definitive text on plant anatomy, which
is still used today.
But to botanists, she also known as the scientist
who discovered how viruses infect plants.
Specifically, she found that viruses spread
through the tissue that plants use to transport
food down from their leaves.
What is the name of that tissue?
Is it A: The pith; B: The cambium; C: The
xylem; or D:
The phloem.
[Beep]
John: …
Hank: [laughs] He's like, like repeating a—
John: A.
Hank: Mnemonic from—
Michael: Incorrect!
John: Ahh!
God, I hate this game!
Michael: That is minus 200 points for John!
Hank: Ooh, 200.
[Beep]
Hank: Is it—
[Beep]
Hank: I had to hit the button.
Michael: Whatcha got?
[Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep]

Chinese: 
還有約翰其實不知道你可以在選項還沒念完的時候搶答
我看到你搶答才知道
不管 下一題是什麼
 
凱薩琳伊索博士美國植物學德高望重的女士
1954年 他寫下被認為是植物解剖學定本 至今仍廣為流傳
對植物學家來說 
他同時也是發現病毒如何感染植物的科學家
更確切的來說
他在植物從葉子運輸養分的組織裡發現病毒擴散情形
那組織的名稱是什麼
A. 木髓 B. 形成層
C. 木質部  D. 韌皮部
 
 
他很像在重複唸什麼...
A
漢克:唸記憶法的東西
答錯了
天啊 我討厭這遊戲
約翰扣兩百分
你答什麼
兩百分啊
是不是...
 
 

English: 
Hank: Uh, the xylem.
Michael: Incorrect.
Hank: Awww.
Michael: Minus 200 from Hank.
The correct answer is D:
phloem.
Hank: Aaahhh.
Michael: The answer is D:
phloem.
The xylem carries water and dissolved minerals
up from the roots, while the phloem transports
sugars down from the leaves.
The cambium is the layer that separates the
xylem from the phloem, among other things,
while the pith is where the nutrients are
stored.
Esau's research is credited with stoping the
spread of a disease known as curly top which
plagued America's sugar beet crops in the
early twentieth century.
She was awarded the National Medal of Science
in 1989.
John: Xylem in, phloem out.
I was right.
Hank: I knew it was one of those ones.
John: [sighs] I thought it couldn't have been—well,
anyway.
Michael: Okay.
Hank: I like that you have a mnemonic that
you remember from, like, sixth grade still.
John: Sixth grade, yeah.
More like freshman in college biology.
Hank: Oh.
Whatever.
John: Probably also sixth grade.
I had—I had to learn it again.
Michael: Round three.
John: Oh boy, this is dark.
Michael: Looking for Alaska.
Hank: Ah!
John: Mmmm.
I like it.
Michael: This round is double or nothing,
so you can bet any or all of your points.

Chinese: 
木質部
答錯了 漢克扣兩百分
正確答案是 D. 韌皮部
 
答案是 D. 韌皮部
木質部將在根部的水分及溶解的礦物質向上運輸
而韌皮部把在葉子裡的醣類向下運輸
形成層把木質部與韌皮部隔開
木髓則是儲存養分的地方
伊索的研究有助於防止捲葉病毒擴散
其為二十世紀早期感染美國糖用甜菜作物的病毒
他在1989年獲得美國國家科學獎章
內木質部 外韌皮部 我沒有記錯
我就知道是那兩個其中一個
我以為不可能是...算了
好喔
你還記得大概是小學六年級學到的口訣
我覺得很有趣
小學六年級嗎 比較像是大學一年級生物課吧
喔 隨便啦
可能是小學六年級學到的啦
我只是後來還要學一遍
第三回合
天啊 真的很難
尋找阿拉斯加(約翰葛林小說之一)
 
我喜歡
這一回合會加倍或失去全部分數
所以你們可以決定要下多少賭注

English: 
Hank, you have 1100, John, you have 700.
John: I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I'm so sorry.
Michael: And while you, uh, decide how many
you're going to bet, we're going to go to
commercial break.
Welcome back!
You ready for the question?
John: I'm ready.
Michael: Alaska is an abundant source of fossil
fuels because its balmy climate millions of
years ago created tons of biological material
that would later decompose and become compressed
into substances that we really like to burn.
Today, Alaska has the United States's largest
reserves of which fuel source?
A: Coal; B: Oil; C: Methane or natural gas;
D:
Geothermal.
John: Per capita?
Like, per acre?
Per hectacre?
Hank: No, total.
Total.
John: Total!
Hank: [laughs] Per hectacre.
John: Thank you!
That was a fantastic joke!
All right.
Hank: John doesn't—
John: I don't know what a hectare is.
Hank: "Hector"?
John: Hector.
Hank: Hector...is a great, great man.
John: Okay, write down your answer!

Chinese: 
漢克你有1100分
約翰你有700分
對不起 我很抱歉 我對不起你
你們考慮要下多少的時候
我們來進廣告
歡迎回來 你們準備好了嗎
我準備好了
阿拉斯加擁有豐富的化石燃料
因為其幾百年前的氣候使大量有機物分解
進而壓縮成為我們現在很喜歡燃燒的物質
今日 阿拉斯加哪種燃料源為美國最大宗
A. 煤炭 B. 石油
C. 甲烷 又稱天然氣 D. 地熱
平均每人擁有? 每一英畝? 每一公頃?
不是啦 全部有多少
全部!
每一公頃
謝謝 很棒的笑話
好啦
約翰不知道...
我不知道公頃是什麼
公頃是誰
海克特(跟英文公頃諧音)
海克特是...很棒的傢伙
好啦 寫下你的答案

Chinese: 
我不知道
 
天啊 真的很...
隨便猜啊
又不是賭真的錢
但我在玩...我要代表....安德魯
安娜已經放棄我了 我一點都不擔心安娜
他已經釋懷 奔向光明了
好了
準備好了嗎
是的
公布你們的答案
約翰:  賭401元 B. 石油
漢克:  甲烷  賭301元
你們都答錯了
 
怎麼會
漢克輸掉301的科學賭金 約翰輸掉401元 
正確答案是煤炭
真假
天啊
阿拉斯加最聞名的雖然是挖掘石油
可是石油只佔了美國七分之一的份量
但是阿拉斯加擁有超過美國一半以上的煤炭儲量
估計有55000 億噸
然而很少煤炭被挖掘
因為大多數的煤炭都沉積在北極圈
太冷或太偏遠以致無法有效開採
但你認真思考的話
一起發現那麼多石油跟煤炭是很合理的

English: 
Hank: I don't know!
John [to the tune of "Jeopardy"]: Doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo.
Hank: Oh, man.
This is…
John: Doo doo-doo doo dooo, doo-doo doo, doo
doo-doo doo do—just guess!!
It doesn't—[whispers] it's not real money.
Hank: But I'm playing -- I gotta represent
Andrew!
John: Anna's already given up on me.
I'm not worried about Anna.
She's moved on to sunnier pastures.
All right.
Michael: Ready?
Hank: Yes.
John: Ready.
Michael: Show your answers.
[John: $401 B. Oil.
Hank: Methane 301.]
Michael: Both of you are incorrect.
John: Gahh!
Hank: Oh, what?!
Michael: Hank loses 301 Scishow bucks, John
loses 401.
The correct answer is Coal.
John: Really?!
Hank: Wow.
Michael: While Alaska is best known for its
extraction of oil, it actually only has 1/7th
of the country's petroleum.
But it does contain more than half of the
country's coal reserves, an estimated 5.5
trillion tons.
Very little of it is mined, however, because
most of the deposits are above the Arctic
circle, where it's too cold and remote to
be mined effectively.
But when you think about it, it makes sense
that so much oil and coal would be found together.

Chinese: 
主要差別只在於煤炭是複雜的植物腐化而成
石油則是源自於蕨類和浮游生物
順帶一提 最大的天然氣田在賓州和路易斯安那州
而最大的地熱儲存地在加州
用來發電
 
美國原來有那麼多煤炭
我為安娜感到悲傷
我很抱歉
雖然你知道你會輸
我還是很抱歉
我比較對世界的未來感到沮喪
好多煤炭啊
你這遊戲最後得到的科學賭金比一千還要低
你怎麼不感到沮喪
這個嘛
你今天輸錢了 雖然輸的沒有我多
是啦 是這樣沒錯
但是我覺得 你知道的
上萬億的能源都在地底下比較慘吧
不是嗎
今天來說不是
現在來說不是
那是未來的問題
今天的問題是安娜跟了一個蠢貨
沒有更好的詞了
我...我...我就是個蠢貨

English: 
The main difference is just that coal forms
from the decay of complex plants, while oil
is derived from algae and plankton.
The largest gas fields are in Pennsylvania
and Louisiana by the way, while the biggest
geothermal deposit being used for energy is
in California.
Wow.
John: Wow.
Hank: There is plenty of coal in America.
John: I'm just devastated for Anna.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you knew you were going to lose, but
I'm still sorry.
Hank: Well, I—I'm mostly upset for the future
of the world.
That's a lot of coal.
John: I mean, how can you not be upset by
the fact that you ended the game with fewer
than a thousand Scishow bucks?
Hank: Well—
John: You lost money today!
Not as much as I lost.
Hank: Well no, I mean, well there's that,
but there's also, like, you know, trillions
of dollars of infrastructure being underwater.
That's worse than that.
It—right?
John: Not today.
No, not right now.
That's the fut—that, that's the future's
problem.
Today's problem is that Anna got stuck with
a—a doofus.
There's no other word for it.
I—I—I'm so—I'm such a doofus!

Chinese: 
我應該要知道阿拉斯加的煤炭
我去過阿拉斯加耶
我也去過
感謝大家收看科學節目
阿拉斯加人 你好
謝謝阿拉斯加人
感謝你們收看科學節目的智力競賽
如果你想要我們的參賽者代表你
你可以去 subbable.com/scishow 查看
順道去看看  SciShow Space
別忘了訂閱 youtube.com/scishow

English: 
I should have known that about Alaskan coal.
I've been to Alaska.
Hank: Me too.
John: Thanks for watching SciShow with us.
Hank: Beautiful place.
Hello, Alaskans.
John: Thank you, Alaskans.
Michael: Thanks for joining us for the SciShow
Quiz Show, if you'd like one of our contestants
to play for you, you can go to subbable.com/scishow.
Be sure to check out SciShow Space and don't
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