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A movie full of practical wisdom.
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Round up the usual methods.
Tried Monte Carlo tonight?
I said: Monte Carlo Method.
Randomness has its properties!
And a lot of warnings!
Beware of histograms!
Use the Kernel density estimation!
Data Mining!
Stunning revelations.
Where have you heard this?
At a six sigma training.
Keep in mind, this is just a rule of thumb.
Competency first?
You and I, we’ll always have MSA!
And great melodrama!
We had it. We lost it, until you brought up big data.
The bias was close to zero.
Featuring the unique evergreen!
Louis, I think this ist the beginning
of a great machine learning process.
Diribet wishes you all the best in 2018.
Let’s make the world of industry smarter.
