(footsteps) (exhalation)
- But...
- Say hello to the Grinder Triple X.
Brews coffee so strong,
it almost feels wrong.
- There's something I really
want to ask you about.
Do you ever--
- Well there's something
I need to tell you about.
This baby makes every kind
of coffee drink there is.
- Every kind of coffee drink?
- Every kind of coffee drink.
(bass)
♪ There's a latte and a Costa cappuccino ♪
♪ An Americano and a mocha frappuccino ♪
♪ Let us not forgetto
the caffè macchiato ♪
♪ And I would be be remiss to
miss the creamy affogatto. ♪
♪ Cup of cortado we sippin' at the chino ♪
♪ Follow it up with
some sweet espressino ♪
♪ How about a flat white? ♪
♪ Or a sharp black? ♪
♪ Substitute soy if you
like that. I like that. ♪
♪ An espresso romano, or a ristretto ♪
♪ Vanilla, Pinocchio,
or caramel Geppetto ♪
♪ Vibrato, staccato, potato or potahto ♪
♪ You've won the lotto, a gelato romano ♪
♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪
♪ Well not on me, but in me ♪
♪ And in my mouth preferably,
I only want to drink it ♪
♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪
♪ In fact, here's a cup,
you can pour it in ♪
♪ Because the pour it on me
thing is just an expression ♪
♪ Let me pour you a fresh doppio ♪
♪ Over a chile, relleno portfolio ♪
♪ Or you might prefer a
pistachio moustachio ♪
♪ Cardio scenario on your patio ♪
♪ If you're in the mood for a mochaccino ♪
♪ I suggest you go for a Filipino casino ♪
♪ I'm gonna add my maraschino jalapeno ♪
♪ To this hot Bertino Tarantino ♪
♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪
♪ I still think you haven't heard me ♪
♪ If you actually pour it on
me then it's gonna burn me ♪
♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪
♪ Just put the coffee
away, please, put it away ♪
♪ Seriously I am no longer in the mood ♪
- Yeah, I don't like coffee.
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