• From being asked about your wanking habits,
to naked lunatics dancing in your happy meal,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit “most
embarrassing thing that’s happened to us
at a restaurant” – I’m Pringle and today
I’ll be your narrator
10 – enigma5252 Grgak
When Grgak was 16, his mom took him to a local
steak house.
She was on some strong medication at the time,
but she seemed fine.
Their conversation started out normal until
she loudly asked Grgak, "Do you masturbate
in the shower?”
He spat his food out and looked at her.
“You take a long time in there so I figured
that's what was going on”.
Being a teenager at the time, he was mortified.
To make matters worse, a bunch of elderly
people were sitting nearby and they were giving
him the death stare.
It was the longest meal of his life.
9 - Mrman8 Slapped Ham
When Slapped Ham was about 10 or 11, his father
took him to a burger restaurant.
His dad accidentally got quite drunk while
they were waiting for their burgers to arrive.
When their burgers finally came, Slapped Ham’s
dad checked his burger and it had no onions
on it, so he took it up to the counter and
without a word, shoved it in one of the employee’s
faces and then started screaming at them to
make him another one.
Unsurprisingly, they were asked to leave.
Slapped Ham and his mom got up and left but
his dad stayed behind to argue.
He was so embarrassed.
8 – chloetrout Tolop
When Tolop was ten, he and his mom went to
pizza hut.
Everything was going fine while they were
waiting for their meal, but after his first
gulp of pizza, Tolop’s gut immediately started
to churn.
He felt really, really weird.
Without any warning, Tolop’s guts emptied
themselves all over the table, including their
meals.
While he was projectile vomiting, everyone
in the restaurant stopped and stared.
Suddenly Tolop realised his bowls were about
to vacate themselves in a similar fashion
and he ran as fast as he could to the toilet.
Once he finished destroying the toilet cubicle,
he and his mother made a hasty exit and went
straight home.
7 – T4lon Robo
On Robo’s eighth birthday, her parents took
her to a restaurant to celebrate and said
she could get anything she wanted.
After dinner, Robo wanted desert and noticed
they had their own ice cream machine.
She picked up the cone and placed it under
the machine and pushed go.
When she had enough she pressed stop.
But the machine didn’t stop.
She called for help but no one was around.
She was there for a good 5 minutes trying
to stop an avalanche of ice cream until the
machine finally ran out.
She walked back to her table embarrassed,
as the staff were sliding around in a pile
of ice cream trying to clean it up.
6 – Wolfie165 Pandora
Pandora was at a restaurant one night, when
suddenly, two tables away from her, a girl’s
chair randomly broke into a million pieces
and crashed to the ground.
Pandora tried to contain her laughter, but
she couldn't.
She leaned back howling with laughter, and
then the most ironic thing happened.
Pandora’s chair broke, and while she was
falling, she grabbed the table leg and broke
the entire table too.
All of the food spilled on her head and then
the whole restaurant started laughing.
That’s some serious karma.
5 –Zippytart Emojie
Emojie’s mom once took him to a VERY fancy
restaurant in the summer.
The waiter came and gave them the menus.
The waiter forgot about their table and returned
an hour later with arms full of food.
Emojie’s mom was confused because they were
yet to order anything.
The waiter placed a huge salad and lamb chops
in front of Emojie.
His mom stood up to find the waiter, but Emojie
was so hungry he dove straight in.
A few bites in, Emojie’s throat swelled
up and he started choking.
The salad had nuts, which he was very allergic
to.
When his mom returned, she screamed and immediately
called an ambulance.
Safe to say they did not return to that fancy
restaurant.
4 -Wolfcat_alley Gooby and Snewpee
One time when Gooby and Snewpee were having
dinner, a handsome waiter was serving them.
Snewpee was served a very hot plate, but didn’t
realise and grabbed it with her hands.
She dropped it in shock and blurted out, “Hot!
So hot!
Hotter than our waiter!"
The waiter didn't respond to this and carried
on serving their meals, but Snewpee was mortified.
Her family still tease her about it to this
day whenever they are served a plate that
is extremely hot.
3 – Lockheed1329 Hellbent
Hellbent was having dinner with some work
colleagues once when had a slight accident.
He went to drain his last glass of beer when
suddenly gravity took over.
He remembers falling, but nothing else.
When he woke up, someone told him what happened.
He fell backwards off his chair, smashed his
head on the table behind him, knocking that
over, and his feet kicked forward, kicking
another table over.
He was dragged out the restaurant by his colleagues
and remembers seeing at least 20 disgruntled
patrons shaking their heads.
Apparently they still talk about it around
the water cooler whenever Hellbent’s name
is mentioned.
2 – Xx_Death_by_Sugar_xX Dolan
When Dolan was nine years old, he and his
father decided to go to McDonalds.
As soon as they sat down with their food,
a guy walked in, who was obviously drunk,
and got completely naked.
He started screaming at no one in particular,
"I’D LIKE SOME NUGGETS PLEASE" in the middle
of the restaurant.
Dolan and his dad sat in silence, they were
completely shocked.
The drunk man came up to where they were sitting
and stood up on the table, completely naked,
and started screaming again.
The employees had to tackle him down and drag
him out of the restaurant.
It definitely put Dolan off McDonalds 
for 
a while.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
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