[DUCKIE SQUEAKING]
ERNIE: There's a brand
new dance and it's
got a reggae beat.
You do it in the bath while you
wash your hands and feet.
Get in the tub.
Hold your duckie in your lap.
Tap your toes while you scrub
in the water from the tap.
ALL: And do de duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck.
ERNIE: Come on everybody try.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
ERNIE: Don't be left
high and dry.
Yeah, do de rubber duck!
As you keep on getting wetter,
do de rubber duck, you'll be
feeling so much better.
Do de rubber duck!
You'll be left without a care
when you do de rubber duck.
And you can even wash
your hair, while you
do de rubber duck.
It will have a healthy sheen
if you do de rubber duck!
Yeah, you'll be squeaky clean
when you do de rubber duck.
And do de duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck.
TELLY: Don't get soap
in your eyes.
ALL: When you do
de rubber duck.
TELLY: Cause that will
make you cry.
ALL: When you do
de rubber duck.
OSCAR: Hey, all your
grouches sing.
ALL: Now do de rubber duck.
OSCAR: Yeah, make the
bathtub ring.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
KERMIT: Everybody knows--
ALL: --how to do
de rubber duck.
KERMIT: Scrub your flippers
and your toes.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
COUNT: And while you wash
away your troubles--
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
COUNT: --don't forget to count
the bubbles, 1, 2, 3, 4.
ALL: Duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck.
BIFF: All around the woild--
ALL: They do de rubber duck--
BIFF: --whenever folks
get soiled.
ALL: They do de rubber duck!
GUY SMILEY: Watch them splishin'
and a spashin'.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
GUY SMILEY: It's the very
latest fashion.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
GLADYS: Take at least
one bath a day.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
GLADYS: And remove
those gems away.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
HOOTS THE OWL: Come and
be a bathtime bopper.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
HOOTS THE OWL: Don't pull
out the stopper.
ALL: Do de rubber duck!
And do de duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck.
And do de duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck.
And do de duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck.
One more time!
And do de duck, rubber duck,
duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, duck,
rubber duck, duck, rubber
duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck, duck,
rubber duck, rubber
duck, duck.
ERNIE: Where'd everybody go?
[DUCKIE SQUEAKING]
