
Indonesian: 
Langkah kaki Dodo
Selamat pagi Dodo
Salah satu pemain terbaik FC Barcelona. Lionel Pessi.
Diberitakan dia ingin meninggalkan Barcelona
setelah kekalahan timnya dari Bayern Munich
di perempat final liga champion
ini yang dia katakan ke chanel berita fake news
Pessi sedang berbicara Bla Bla Bla
Wow, apa yang barusan ia katakan?
bahasa apa itu?
aq tidak paham
jangan tanya saya! saya juga tidak tahu. Sampai jumpa lagi Dodo
sedang menekan tombol nomor HP
Hi Pessi. apa kabar? ini Dodo

English: 
Dodo footstep
Good Morning Dodo
One of best player in FC Barcelona's History. Lionel Pessi.
Reported that he wants to leave Barcelona
after his teams' defeat from Bayern Munich
in champion league quarter final
here is what he says to fake news
Pessi Speaking Bla Bla Bla
Wow, what just he said?
what language was that?
i don't understand
don't ask me! i don't know. Bye Dodo!
Press phone number
Hi Pessi. how are you? Dodo is speaking

English: 
I heard that you want to leave barcelona. Is it right?
yes, why do you even care about me, Dodo?
i know you really miss me since i left real madrid
Come to Italy. Join Juventus,
so we can play together as best duo on earth
no, i want to be in manchester city with Pep Guardiola
he is the best coach in the world.
no, don't. just come to juventus.
i will make you best player in the world.
ok, i will join Juventus
just to prove you that i am the only goat in football history
ok, i will be waiting. see you Pessi.
Helicopter flying sound
where is Dodo? why doesn't he pick me up?
oh, here you come

Indonesian: 
aq dengar kamu ingin meninggalkan barcelona. apa benar?
ya, kenapa? tumben kamu peduli ama aq, Dodo?
aq tau kamu merindukanku sejak aq meninggalkan real madrid
datanglah ke Itali, bergabung dengan Juventus
jadi kita bisa maen bareng sebagai duo terbaik di muka bumi
tidak, aq mau di manchester city bersama Pep Guardiola
dia merupakan pelatih terbaik dunia
tidak, jangan! gabung aj ke juventus
aq akan menjadikanmu pemain terbaik dunia
baiklah, aq akan bergabung dengan juventus
hanya untuk membuktikan padamu, aq lah pemain terbaik sepanjang sejarah sepakbola
ok, aq tunggu. sampai ketemu lagi Pessi.
suara helicopter terbang
dimana Dodo? kenapa ia tidak menjemputku?
oh, kamu datang rupanya

Indonesian: 
ma'af Pessi atas keterlambatanku
mobilku mogok
jadi aq harus ke bengkel dulu
kasian deh lu
ayo berangkat
ok
mobil macam apa ini?inikah mobil termahal di negaramu?
ha ha ha. jangan bawel
ini tumpangan gratis. nikmati saja perjalananmu
ok, ini hari terbaik dalam hidupku
hi Dodo. kamu yakin ini jalan menuju markas juventus?
tentu saja, bentar lagi kita akan sampai
ngapain tanya? kamu takut ya?
tentu tidak. waktu kecil aku terbiasa maen bola di kuburan
ini sih gak ada apa2 nya.

English: 
sorry Pessi, for being late
my car broke down
so i had to visit a car repair shop
how poor you are
lets go
ok
what kind of car is this?is this the most expensive car in your country?
ha ha ha. don;t be naggy
this is free ride. just enjoy your trip
ok, this is best day of my life
hi Dodo. are you sure that this the right way to Juventus headquarters?
exactly, we will be there in a blink of eyes
why do you ask? are you afraid?
no no no. i used to play football in a graveyard when i was a child
so this is nothing to me.

English: 
Dodo. where are you? and where am i? don't try to scare me!
hey. what are you doing to me? let me out of here
all my fans are waiting for me.
no you stay there. until i got my 6th ballon d'or.
hi my fans all over the world and galaxy
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have a nice day!

Indonesian: 
Dodo. km dimana? dan aku dimana ini? jangan coba2 menakutiku!
hey. apa yang kamu lakukan? keluarkan aq dari sini!
semua fansku sedang menungguku
tidak, kamu tetap di situ. sampai aq mendapatkan ballon d'or yang ke 6.
hai semua fansku diseluruh dunia dan seluruh galaksi
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semoga harimu menyenangkan!
