Hello and welcome to Relachis cooking corner
Today we are gonna try our hands on the LGBT,
a world famous classic sandwich.
As the acronyms in the name tell you,
an LGBT sandwich means the sandwich consists
of
lettuce, bacon and tomatoes.
Gli- Glitter?
Guacamole?
Ah of course, it was G for Gay.
Well which appropriate sandwich ingridient
to represent gay with
than mayo so I have some japanese mayo here
Oh and you’ll also need some toast.
Let’s first start with our bread,
I use your standard toast and as you see the
edges here are a liiiittle bit too straight
for my liking so I just take a knife and even
it out like so.
Next step is to put it in the toaster to make
it extra fabulous.
On to our bacon.
You can fry your bacon in a pan or bake it
in the oven.
Ooooor if you’re really lazy like me and
don’t want to do the extra effort
you just put it in the microwave for a bit
and forgetaboutit
until it starts making really scary noises
at this point you prolly want to get it outta
there.
Tomatoes are usually in season from August
until September,
which is the best time to make our LGBT sandwich.
But who cares it’s May now and this was
the cheapest one I could find cause I’m
on a budget here and HUNGRY.
Slice the tomatoes up real good and try your
best to not cut yourself.
Seriously I cut myself around 10 times in
this kitchen and 9 of them were from tomato
accidents.
That one time was a tuna can btw.
I have a friend who absolutely HATES tomatoes,
so for him I would say you can substitute
the tomates with ketchup.
No-hate here, Ketchup is somehow also a kind
of tomato,
it might have changed its appearance but we
don’t discriminate on this channel.
All tomatoes are beautiful, before or after
their transformation.
Put a bit of your salt on your tomatoes.
The salt enhances the flavor of the tomatoes
and also makes them a bit sweeter.
Be careful not to add too much salt as the
bacon is also pretty salty,
because it’s 2018 and homophobia still exists
Oh look our toast is ready.
It’s time to assemble.
Toast.
Bukkake.
And I decided to add some extra intense gayness,
cause I like my sandwiches like I like my
women.
Homosexual.
Then the Lettuce, I shredded it up so it can
absorb any extra gay juices thats below.
Next we slab on our meat and top it off with
our salty tomatoes.
BOOM.
An LGBT Sandwich.
Cut your sandwich in half for better eating.
I’m going to eat my sandwich on the cutting
board now
cause I used my only clean plate to cook the
bacon with and it’s still full of bacon
fat.
I guess as a lesbian I am just too used to
eating out.
And what better way to enjoy a sandwich than
together with a girl amirite.
„cheers“
„wait isn’t me eating a gay sandwich cannibalism?“
"probably"
"ok"
"bacon.
tomatoes"
"lettuce?
LETTUCE"
"lettuce bacon"
"you just said bacon while throwing the lettuce
so"
"ok. lettuce."
"bacon"
"bacon"
"tomatoes"
"tomato"
"mayo"
"mayo"
"toast"
"this violance"
"this violance is worse than what the LGBT
community is suffering"
NYEh
"wow"
"ok next is lettuce"
"shredded lettuce"
"then tomatoes"
"tomatoes?"
"yes"
"trying to balance tomatoes on the mountain
of lettuce you put on there"
"ok now toast"
"AREN'TWEMISSINGBACON"
"yeah we are"
"also for what reason did you show the tuna
can is my question"
"put the bacon on more elegantly"
"hahahaha no hahahahah"
"fck your elejance"
"elegance"
"elegance"
