And then after coffee,
we went for a walk
and she told me she always
thought people from India
were exotic
and mysterious.
So, with my mouth, I said,
"We're just like anybody else,"
but with my eyes, I said,
"Straight up, Red,
hop on my flying carpet."
So, you gonna
see her again?
Yeah, we have plans
this weekend.
And if it's a clear night,
I'm gonna lay
some romantic astronomy on her.
Okay, like what?
Show me.
I can't do that to Leonard.
This is some powerful
panty-dropping stuff.
You have my blessing. Go for it.
Okay.
Penny,
two of the brightest stars
in the night sky
are Altair and Vega.
And it is said
they were deeply in love
but forever
separated
by the celestial river
of the Milky Way.
Oh, that's sad.
It is.
But once a year,
on the seventh day
of the seventh month,
Vega cries so hard that all
the magpies in the world fly up
and create a bridge
with their wings
so the two lovers
can be together
for a single night
of passion.
Wow.
Okay, that's enough.
