What is a rule that applies both to video
games and sex?.
You can make a living off it by live streaming
it if you do it well enough, but your parents
will be disappointed in you. Dude this is
so spot on hahaha
People will watch other people do it and think
that they are experts, but then when they
try it they will find out it's not as easy
as it looks.. My friends claim to be experts
but won't 1v1 me.
Don’t skip the tutorial and hope that you
don’t need a walkthrough after failing so
many times.. Aw buddy
Putting some extra points in stamina and dexterity
will pay off in the long run.. Don't tell
anyone you leveled Dex. What are you, casul?
Edit: [Since a good amount of responses seem
to think this is serious.]
Pushing the button harder does not always
make things better.... Mashing is for noobs.
You have to learn the combos to be a pro.
Depending on the situation spawn killing is
frowned upon.. Spawn killing allows you to
score the most while minimizing risk.
It's better without microtransactions. Ah
yes. It isn't fun when the whole experience
is locked behind paywalls.
Make sure you explore every inch of that cave
you never know what goodies you'll find hidden
in there. NSFW story: One night my wife had
Ben wa balls in her vagina. She had been using
them for a few hours. I did not expect them
when I explored her cave.
Cheating is for losers.. Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to do stuff with the other player
if you unpause while I go to the bathroom.
It doesn’t matter if we were on a break.
It's considered bad form to rage quit.. What
on gods green earth could make you so mad
during sex that you gotta throw a vibrator
against a wall and stop effin for 2 hours?
If it’s not working, blow it before I stick
it in.. Damn that’s good
Rushing through takes the fun out of it. If
you can't make it, ask someone else to help.
Check in with the quest provider often to
make sure you're on the right track. Stretch
before a long session, to prevent muscle fatigue.
Make sure you have extra batteries nearby
when using wireless accessories. Stay hydrated.
Streaming can earn a lot of money, if done
correctly. Co-op is usually more fun, but
don't bring too many players. It might be
hard keeping track who's who. After doing
the main content a few times, some DLC might
provide some additional challenge. Practice
makes perfect. If you can't get to the finish
on the first try, try a different approach.
After usage, clean your controller with a
wet wipe to ensure a longer lifetime.. You
can always try again! Not everyone beats the
level their first time, and coop has a lot
of new mechanics to get used to.
Most of the time, you're alone. When you're
with someone else, you forget how often you
do it alone. Until you're alone again.. this
hit me right in the feelings, damn
If you finish too quickly then it's no fun
for anyone involved. Speedrunning can be impressive
but it's by no means the best way to enjoy
it.. Just got the WR for your mom any%.
It can take a long time to reload. Switching
to your sidearm is often faster than reloading.
You can tell someone doesn’t know how to
play when they mash all the buttons.
If it doesn't result in at least 20 hours
of enjoyability, it isn't worth $60. One dollar
one hour.
Your girlfriend doesn’t want to watch you
play single player for 6 hours. Definitely
underrated comment. Take my upvote.
Mom says it’s my turn!!. r holup
Headshots are always fun.. Ha!
My kids ruin it.. Should I? Sometimes, though
rare, adults play games with their kids.
It is dangerous to go alone.. Take this.
Just because you play a lot, doesn’t mean
your good.. Goddamned wood leaguers always
believe they're amazing.
Vibrations make the experience more enjoyable.
Tell that to melee players.
I can be fun when it's hard, but too hard
is not fun. Is there such a thing as too hard
in sex?
Just because people say it’s dead, doesn’t
mean you can’t have some fun. Wait just
a effin minute..
It's more fun co-op. Couch co-op, of course.
Online isn't quite the same.
always save before going on a rampage
Watching let's plays may give you an idea
as to how the game is played, but don't get
any unrealistic expectations regarding how
you perform compared to someone who makes
videos for a living
Pay to play is for people who aren't very
skilled.. Well, if you have a certain kink,
paying is sometimes the only option. And for
people that say Look for the girl that is
into the same thing. I like women with some
self respect.
Mom I cant pause this I'm on multiplayer!.
u paksman your sibling is sick! Now stop what
you're doing and make them something to eat!
Just pause the game!
Player 2 sucks. I hope i understood it in
the right way...
Teabagging after they've died.. holup
Shoot 'em in the face to avoid them coming
back for your loot.. I wish i could upvote
this more than once
It gets harder with a plastic bag over your
head.. Kinkshame, but also kink same?
once you start the deed you must finish the
deed GTA rules
Family always comes first!. [jazz music stops]
Up up down down left right left right select
start. You missed B A B A before Select Start
Not every time has to be a speed run
Protection is important.. That extra shield
can come in more handy than that rusty gun.
If it doesn't seem to go in right, take it
out and blow on it.
