We are shooting today. Check my gujrati style shirt
[Fat man dancing]
Because, a gujrati man leads our country
And
I am a Modi supporter
[Like minded people shouting]
K. L. P. D.
We believe in 'Free-Fund ka Shrikhand'
We hog onto free things
We don't give a f** when something is free
And we feel good by saying 'Take it, it's free'
'Take it, it's free'
 
For eg, free chocolates on flights
One should pop in just one to feel good
But no, people get fistful of them back home
If we say something, they tell us 'Take it, it's free'
In restaurants, they serve mouth freshener after meal
Take a pinch or so for digestion
Moms take fistful of that, wrap it in a tissue paper & take that home
[Aunty in the crowd relates AF]
If you say something, she tells us 'Take it, it's free'
But do we value free things?
No we don't
For eg, food at wedding functions is free
We screw that.
 
WiFi at the railway station is free
We screw that
India is free since 1947
WE SCREW THAT TOO
 
People had a lot of free time back then
Did people value that? - NO
 
We were 350 million when India got independence
Today we are 1350 million
Pregnancies were renewed as if it were a Netflix account
Pregnancies were renewed as if it were a Netflix account
For what? Pass time?
"Power cuts at night everyday, hence my kids Ajay & Vijay"
"Late night trains wake us up, hence my kid Vinod"
But i don't want to blame them completely
But i don't want to blame them completely
There were not enough options available for birth control
And those available; were least favorite
Nowadays youth's favorite birth control option is
Netflix
Days at office, 'Netflix & chill' in the nights
Sex? 
Neighbors help out bro
It wasn't the case then.
All i'm saying is
If there was a Netflix, we wouldn't go to 1350 million from 350 million
But people weren't lucky enough to have Netflix
They were lucky(?) enough to have Sanjay Gandhi
 
In September 1976
Sanjay Gandhi implemented a compulsory sterilization program in India
So, probably, the man entered into people's houses
and cut their 'main line'
And perhaps 'main meter', if faced with resistance
So, they went to my grandpa's home to 'cut the line'
And told grandpa to get ready for the 'Disconnection'
Grandpa asked, "What's that?"
He was right because
I have 3 aunts
One uncle and my father. Total 5, who are still alive
Grandma stopped counting dead babies long back
So grandpa thought, 'this must not stop'
Hence he asked, "what's that?"
But Indian government people
were very co-operative
They asked, "Have you seen a canon?"
Grandpa said, "Yes"
They said, "It means your canon will work just fine except it can't fire"
 
Grandpa still couldn't get it
But grandma did
She wanted to stop the 'annual subscription'
She wanted to stop the 'annual subscription'
So she went to grandpa and told him,
"Take it, it's free"
