(*WHOOPOSH*) Top o' the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and Welcome back to DUDE.... STOP!
Just cut it out. Stop it all together, OKAY.
>:(
Put some pants on.. Go outside, rethink your life and give your mother her money back. All right- Good!
So, I played the little demo version of this a while ago- but now there's a full version of it out on Steam!
I didn't know that until like right today, so that's pretty cool!
And I- I thought I'd try it out because I like this game.
I really like the demo a lot, you guys seem to like it a lot. So why not? Let's play.
Hi!
No problem.
Okay, nice. So it's gotta be one of these types of games.
Cause last time I don't think there was a narrator..
Okay I get it, SHUT UP. You talk more than I do.
Okay. Call the president! Tell him it's Jack.
He'll know what it means.
Okay. Uh.... Don't Alt+F4!
LOOK at the vase, do not TOUCH the vase.
Okay, am I supposed to continue? I get it- it's like a Stanley Parable...
...Fourth-wall-break type of game. Okay, you have fun with your call. I'll be over here staring intently at the vase.
* waiting intensfies*
* oh man. lord help us this waiting is intense *
AW, come on man, I gotta touch it. I gotta push it.
Just a little push!
No
Just a, ..just a little push.
ju- Just a little pu- ..I feel like I'm a cat. This is what cats do.
oh, it's gonna fall :o
Sorry narrator- that's a LONG-ass phone number. >_>
NOTHIN'.
(jeez, sorry bro)
I KNOW, but I'm bored, and I have ADD and I can't sit here still and look at that!
You got it!
BUT we all know I'm gonna to click something because as I said..
I have ADD and I can't sit still and I can't concentrate on anything for two seconds so this is BORING!
Ooh, bookmark!
HIS BEST LOL
I'm sorry!
"He sitting there doing his ... best."
"He sitting there doing his ... best." Sums me up so well.
Screw the rules! I DON'T CARE.
I feel like I'm in the middle of a relationship conversation that I'm not supposed to be a part of.
Oh, he's coming back! SHH.
IKNOW!
It's what I do baby! Like SIGH.
I HIGHLY doubt that.
Sorry!
Hey, It's a big giant upvote. Are we on Reddit?
What can I say man? I'm a real mad lad. I'm a first world ANARCHIST.
You turned up- to be BAD.
You turned up- to be BAD. (he) Sounds like my dad.
Yeah, I don't need your whole life story, can we just progress?
Hey we finished it! Well, thanks for coming to the playthrough.
I hope you enjoyed it. Punch that like button in the face like a boss- you know, classic ME.
Let's wrap it up
No, no we're done!
No, easiest lets play!
Easiest lets play ever! No I don't want to keep goin'
Is this my trophy?
Hey, it smells like a trash cup
We did it guys
Number one trash, Jackspedice here. Thank you for the trash cup. I will wear it proudly on my... hat
Just glue it to the top of my head. Okay moving on, can I have a different trophy though.
Perfect, covered in flies and shit!
Oh these are bugs
Watch the credits. Yeah, that'd be nice
No, well, actually yeah, as I said easiest let's play ever. Give me the easiest job ever except
It's not over ten minutes. So I'm just gonna sit here for the rest of it
Okay, that's fucking boring, what did I get
Ohh, that's what I'm getting, it's pieces of jigsaw. I thought they were tiny little bugs or something. All right pack three, break everything.
Okay. Good Cup
Go get it tiger be nice and 80% best result so far zero. You got a cactus, aloe vera
Plant trophy apparently already for being the worst. So be a monster in everything
Bad Cup be a monster in 80%
All right. Let's see what we get naturally
Only did good-good
Lick it and stick it, ew.
Achievements and jigsaw pieces are saved automatically as you collect them
Good! Good to know. Thanks, man
Um, wait, did you just say here's my cup? Did i just get a trophy for putting the
Stamp on a letter? Thinking about trophies, way too easy these days.
The temptation oh
The temptation can we put the feet in the something?
Fine, we'll do it properly. Oh wait. No this this is the proper way. This is the wrong way. Oh no
I'm the bad man. If that's what I think is normal. Okay, no socks with sandals. What are you some type of fucking heathen?
I see, you know the first rule of fashion
Participation award, please
Hey, I may give it a little push. Thanks
And I just can't hide I was about to say that dude. I remember that song
The first time I ever heard that song was on a crunchy ad, if any of you are from the UK or maybe even Australia
Definitely, Ireland, you'll know what Crunchy bars are and there used to be an ad for Crunchies with that song on it
But that's why it's in my head. Oh
My god, I haven't seen that ad in ages. Anyway, moving on.
Oh good idea
Remember when Microsoft Word everything, used to be Times New Roman that was like the go-to font
That was the default font for everything and then somewhere along the line, sometime when I was in college
They decided to be like, oh no
*pronounces Calibri three different ways*
Was the.. it was the font of choice
Legend wait for it *long pause* dary
Okay, I thought you weren't gonna do it there for a second and give me.. give me font blue balls
Okay, this is the finish line. Just one more
Okay, so not vertical video even though have you heard about the new feature on Instagram called Instagram TV
if you have you'll know that it's the pointless feature to record vertical videos from now on because
Just when we figured out like oh, we just figured out to record vertical. Everyone was just like, oh not or horizontal dammit
It's engrained in my brain don't record vertical. Let's record horizontal. Everyone just got used to that then all of a sudden Instagram like yeah
We're gonna add something else. Good for you Instagram
Those imagineers over at Facebook are really earnin' their wages.
Don't do that
Don't pander to me. Don't make me try and sell your game to my friends. I'm already doin' a let's play of it
All my friends are already watching
Yes, yes
Thanks!
Snail mail, email
Female. I don't know
It's your game
I got all day buddy
I'm good, how are you? How are you?
No
It's like little Inferno, do you think that this is from sugar plums?
Is this a dildo? Is this is a penis?
It really feels like a penis, am I just jerking this off in the letter?
You like that, don't you?
That's a baseball bat
Okay, this is like Hermione's bag. Oh, this is definitely a vibrator. Oh
It's a driver
Hurray, it looks like a plunger
I got the long cup
I
I don't feel like that, these are really like, as exciting as they should be. I've worked very very hard to get these clearly
I'm clicking on things. It's going well.
You'll have no problem unlocking the rest of the get wait. Why is it still locked? It should have
Am I supposed to be bad? Wait this one said for being nice and oh wait
so I got the one for being nice and 80% and the one for being
So now if I'm just horrible in all of them. Are you got two extra trophies? Let's do it. Let's let's mess with his game
Look, I've shown you the correct spot. It's nothing here
Nope. I'm trying to be bad. Let me play the game how I want, mr. Developer
Perfect
It's how I wear them. Shut up. I'm an Irish person going to Ibiza for the first time in 2006
Ever heard of a Buddha fucked
Ever heard of a shut up. Yeah got him.
That's the way uh-huh. Uh-huh
No, I like it
That's the way Jimmy Buffett. What does that mean?
Don't be so dramatic dude
Hey, I found it. Is the gold at the end of the rainbow
You know, you gotta pander to the audience every now and then mmm
That looks like scrunched up paper
Watch closely is on the left. Okay, ow
shuffling shuffling shuffling
It's here. You gonna troll me? I know it's here. My eyes do not deceive me
I'm a smart 200 IQ boy. Okay. I'm very badass
It's a trophy the size of your penis
You are ruining my game why it'd be a diamond. Oh
It's so funny. You should have seen your face
It's pretty normal actually, I feel like this is the most condescending narrator of all time
Hey I got this on as well!
Achievement reward go somewhere do something and you will certainly get it get it
Just Domino
Wait, wait if i get to the Domino level. No, it doesn't. Okay, you outlined it and I didn't do it
Okay, my favorite puzzle
Shut up! Do you need to talk all the time?
Keep going. Okay, what do we do with the Domino?
Okay, it said do something and you'll get it but I've done the two things Jo Jesus Wow
Look at the go. I didn't know you could do that
Neither did I, did I get the cup?
I'd be able to fly through this and do the video properly if you stop talking
It's free real estate
So this good and I'll show you my coat looks you were born to do this
Natural-born gamer folks sup fellow gamers
I've done that one, the end
Hey, I get it it was just a domino
That's fine. That was, that was my favorite character the new Deadpool movie, moving on. What's the next back pack four?
Pack it in guys
Okay, there were three little piggies one piggy made a house out of straw. Yes
I can draw which a bird eggs and regretted it and the third piggy kept ruining all my goddamn puzzles
Are you calling me swine?
To see if you are one of them and don't even bother asking me. I'm just gonna just sir
Okay, well we all know that the earth is flat
We also know that vaccinations cause autism and we also know that the chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Now, I'm right you're wrong. Shut up and which of the following is correct?
Well clearly the Sun revolves around the earth. How else would we be able to see it all the time?
Duh, does vaccination really cause au- It's actually one of the answers
Yes, of course, I've already been over this
Is it true that the world is controlled by lizard people? Yeah. Have you seen Mark Zuckerberg? I
That motherfucker ain't right
Your
You'r apple
Your applent
Oh that was actually right except it's not. Zelda name is for a boy or for a girl?
Okay, well
Yeah, okay. I
Yes, I know Zelda is the character you play as in the legend Zelda, which of the following is allowed?
Is allowed to do if you were playing video game?
English? Send invite requests via social media, literally anything else. Which of the following is allowed
Are you allowed to do if you're playing video games?
Oh
Oh I actually got that right. I don't know. What the fuck you're asking on that one
Would you believe that Illuminati control, double l, everything even games? Yes
Oh, that's actually right. Okay
You failed, but no worries
Oh am I in crippling debt now as well because I've graduated college? Whee
Yeah, here comes your future. I
Oh, I work at McDonald's right now
number 12 to go
Okay, Mr. Condescension. I also like how you're very open about your game
But you also couldn't show the logo properly you could only insinuate it because you would get sued by McDonald's
See I can be condescending if I want as well
Okay, can I just go back
Yeah, now this is pod racing. Okay, good fine. You fine fine. I'll do it
All right this time, "right"
Sure, we all know that the vaccinations, we all know that the lizard people, okay
You know what you could call your child whatever you want
You can use Zelda for a boy or a girl if you want, or anybody in between, screw you game developer
Wait, this is the right answer, right? Oh, it didn't give me some of the other ones
You did well you come the exam
Such a great job. I'm so proud of you
Oh, I was feeling good about myself for a second
So don't get too excited
But good job on being no
Today I
Fun game that would be funny and hilarious and have a good time. I didn't think my self-esteem would drop two points
Whoa, you're learning good work
Keep going like this and we can win that bet
Okay. So now I have to be bad in all the tests
Can I play?
Take this
Yeah got him. Okay. I want this one. I know I have a new pack but i wanna do this
 
I got this
I got this
What's this one? Yeah, okay results, please. Dum de dum dum dum dum dum
Hey, wait, I got - two ?
Yeah, cuz this when I was dumb in 80% yay
A medal with raisins, something for you to eat instead of glue being a monster. What is this one?
Let's go in and out 22nd exam no time to explain
But direct to do it's super quick
another try
Okay, I can do this I can do this so just no matter what I answer I can do this I can do this
Hmm Oh
Were you trying to earn extra points for being fast
Well, I forgot to stop my stopwatch. Oh, come on. Dad. Mine's all about you wake you now
Did I get it? Just tell me if I got it. Did I get it?
I
Don't know why I try okay on to pack number five
You will never see it coming, an unwanted gift, reverse stacking, seize the cheese
Pizza mania, I like to let it sound of that one. Okay, same standard as always. Okay, we'll do it... Nice
Colors
What if I was colorblind, huh? I am red green colorblind. Screw you
What
Its a penis! Fine...
Stacky, Stacky
Yeah, but I still feel dirty somehow
I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't want to I want to go against the grain
What you in a second
Yeah, got him
The hell is this background? I don't know but I'm really hungry for pizza right now. Oh that pineapple
Circles our Tomatoes. Oh
That's that's that's that's mildly infuriating right there
What's the S stand for?
Shitless, you know game it means five. I
I see, was that, was that a little play against Superman, on my planet it stands for hope
It's like really it's really just an S
I
I did it Bob I put the crayons, I can't even do it. I put the crayons in the box, instead of eating them
Is that a even double Union? Yeah, whatever
Wait, that's reverse stacky. No, it's not. It's exactly the way it's supposed to be
Wanna see a magic trick, I'm gonna make this line
disappear
Pop-culture references!
Oh
Thank god I was asleep with my eyes opened there for a second
Oh, is that a little dude? Is that a little jigsaw piece - crap
Look at these smiley faces. He wouldn't want to make them sad would you oh, oh
Okay, slowly does it
Slowly does it, don't splish splash them
Here you go the day you say everybody say you're number 17
Number 17 what?
I am the number 1!
So I made a trophy for you except that. I didn't I ran out of ideas copy the puzzle from before and voila
It's your problem. Now you got your fee, and don't forget to have fun, but not too much fun
I hope kids could be watching I
I hate you, dude. You're a mean mean mean man
Um, okay, I'm trying to figure out the best stack for that there we go. That looks good. That looks real good
We give it a - hey get back there. What do you think you're going? It's gonna be off-center no matter what way I do
Okay tip-top
This isn't
Done isn't that something you want to put in your shelf folks sure know
Prepared for you next
It's like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna get except you do a crayon white
Unless you're useless and not tasty at all. Sometimes upside down. Oh
I put
so I did that by accident I
Thought I was putting them all in the right way
But I put one of them in upside down apparently, gold is a chemical element. Okay for being nice in a hundred percent
Being nice and 80 percent. Okay, I could go back and do these ones
Let's be a monster in all of them blocky can't build yourself. Okay, I don't to build my cup again. My cup is perfect
I don't care... Thanks!
Um.... Nope, I put the pieces on the floor
My god, I have some teleportation powers
Is it okay that's our
Is this not it?
Was that on purpose?
ahhh-oh
Step on it hurt that foot
Oh, yeah. Okay. This is you guys' slices. Alright, this is this is my slice
That's my slice right there big slice for the Big Daddy. Yes
It doesn't it's not mouth shaped or anything
But I would eat it like right now
Yeah, that's you. That's what you sound like. Mr. Blablabla
You just cleaned the mess that I made
Yeah, but I messed it up
So now you're OCD is gonna kick in and you're gonna freak out
That's what she said
Okay, I know knife from fork from for good sushi that's just a thing that makes it different to put it in your mouth
Does anybody actually put ketchup on their sushi?
You're the real monster. If you do that that must be disgusting
whip bullsh
Is that you ha ha
Well, then again,
Ladies and gents gather around. Oh
Thank you! Thank you! Oh come on, I'm getting ready to play my trumpet, okay
Fine the next one. It's waiting to be leged tear down that wasn't it. Okay once again
legend
Oh my god
That's not the note
Give me the fucking thing.
Hope I ruined it for you
Dumbledore dies an infinity war
Damn it. You can't avoid a spoiler cup
Real dick move there guy. Okay. I got the rock for being a hundred percent seize the cheese.
I know how I get that one and I don't care. I'm moving on to the next packeroo
This pack is a special one
I recently found this old educational tape that I really liked as a kid and thought it would be a nice
Ok, can I start? Is that the cheese wheel?
Looks like a cake. I wonder if it's a chocolate one or ice cream one, Be nice 100%. I get a cake
Punishment, no dog er bad dog. No biscuit. Wait, what is this?
Something something cat, when you're in the wrong place at the wrong time.
You're just trying to fatten me up, give me diabetes
Did I just kill the cat, oh the thing was on the ground
They sure do
Okay what about if the cat wants a glass of water first
Ok, the cat wants to leave their kitchen
Well, I wanted to turn off the water
Thank you. Moving on
He's asleep on the floor.
cats like to sleep
together
Did I do it wrong, right?
Imagine a situation
Lynda and Mary received a package
No, no, get out cat, get out cat, cat goes in the-
Yeah, the cat goes in there.
This is nice wholesome content
This is a weird one though
Good
They're so lofi  they're so lofi
Bye Bye doggy, we did it. I feel like I'm watching an episode of Teletubbies, there's the child sun!
Hi the weather's dry
It was afternoon o clock the night came by really fast guys son disappeared
Oh go home
Is that a ball to catch?
I did it wrong didn't I?
very good
continue to the last
I mean, yes
Hey, I did it. Okay. Good
Come on cat, we're going outside
Woof! ... Shit ... Woof! ... Damn it!
What do cats think when they blankly stare at the wall
They think kill the nonbelievers, blood for the blood god
Hey, I meowed so i could go outside, perfect!
Fucking one
Yeah, I did it
Thank you! This one talks forever
Okay, I didn't get anything
So now I have to sit through it all- hey I did get something, a bone... a bony appetite for being nice in all doggy puzzles
Enjoy your lesson
So i have to listen to Baron von bitching Stein again. They climb walls
Can't argue with that yes
Feel like you need a gold star like put one my cheek or something
Ditto, perfect. Give me the Cheerios.
Thank god, this is worse than actual school. I'm not learning anything
Classic, so did you like it or was it too challenging?
I loved it
I wish for a new bike
I'm going back into the Dragons den okay. Hopefully Trump's not there and I'm going to do all the bad ones
Bad bad bad bad bad. Oh no. I have to turn off the water. The cat is in the kitchen
On the table the cat wants to leave the kitchen
isdeh.. Did I do it, did I do it right?
Creepy Lady Voice: Repeat after me
Yesss
The cat wants to leave the kitchen.
*cute tone* Cat want leave kitchen
Continue to the next picture
Snake?!
You did ver- *tape gets taken out*
SNAKE
Oh the dog ate the slipper
What color is the doggy
very
orange
sleep outside
Oh no
Page 18, Exercise 6, listening
Carefully to a fragment
I'm gonna be a bad dog. I'm gonna disturb everybody
Yep
Bark bark bark bark woof woof woof bark heck woof woof heck heck woof woof bark bark
*insert cute af laugh here*
Hahaha
She sure was!
Yes
Ok. I don't know how to do the bad version of this
Also woof
Correct
What do cats think when they blankly stare at the wall they say, please let me do this wrong and pass the game
As if there was something there but there is nothing ghosts
Ghosts
You see ghosts
Maybe they realize that their feet are their hands and vice versa
Do cats go to Valhalla
Only the ones who died in battle
Am I doing this right?
Maybe they're just annoying little shit bags
Maybe have to get them to open the door and then just keep meowing and not go out
Cuz that's what people do with real cats the cat's meow and it's like ok
you don't go outside and then they look I'd say like
No, I just want to see what the weather was
Look at him scuttle
Nah on second thought I'm okay
Even out the window like papyrus. Okay. Thank god, that took forever
Good what did I get
For you from life it's gonna be good
Well, forget it because for a performance like that life has prepared you another gift
There is no way that life would give me something bad right life is only good. Also. This is an incredible meme format. I
What is it? what is it confetti? I've always wanted. a avocado
What oh it's work
Okay, got it
I got everything, for your own g- bad for being bad in all dog puzzles
For being bad in all cat puzzles and for being a monster 100 percent, wait so you get 3 of them
You have to get all these for being nice and all cat puzzles
You have to be all nice or all bad so you have to get all the- boo! I thought I was special
Ok. Well, I'm gonna leave this episode of dude stop
Here. Ok, there's already so much mad lad
There's only so much anarchy that I can do in one episode, if I do too much then I'll become an actual mad lad
And I can't do that. Ok, I need to be just soft boy lad
But thank you guys so much watching this episode, if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Like a boss and
high fives all around *wapsh*
*wapsh*, thank you guys. I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!~~
(Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)
There's a spider on my roof and I didn't realize until I looked up from the outro.. you stay up there!
