White shirt, now red
That's taco sauce
Eating, just sitting on my phone
Plucking grey hair out of my nose
Thinking 'bout Just for Men
Bruises, I'm not sure where they're from
I work all day, I HATE MY JOB
Less hair now that I've ever had
Need to clip my toe-ho-nails
Used to be a tough guy, like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy
***CONFUSED BABY***
Now I'm that Dad type, Sunday mow the yard type
Did you change your oil type, entire bag of chips type
I'm the
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(whispers) Dinner's ready
Whole box of Chex in just one bowl
I make a joke and your eyes roll
Respect my rules, you're in my home
Now go and clean your room
You ask, I say "Go ask your mom"
Check your work if you did it wrong
One pair of sneakers that I own, wear them to everything
Used to be a tough guy, like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy
Now I'm that Dad type, slightly out of breath type
Gained a couple pounds type, eat over the sink type
I'm the DAAAAAADGUYYYYYY
EETURVEGGIES
I'm the DAD GUY
I'm only good at being dad
Dad
I like being your dad
I guess I'm pretty glad that you're my kid
Your friends are scared of me? Hmph, well
Your friends are all punks, and I ain't bout that shit when they come into my home
WAT
I'm the dad guy
BURRRRRP
I'm the dad guy
PRRRFFFFTTTTTT
