What was your last job?
I worked in door-to-door sales.
-Poorly dressed
-Strange odor
Level of English?
Above average.
Do you know how to work with computers?
Yes, I know everything there is to know about Office: Word, Excel, PowerPoint...
Do you have experience in this type of work?
Well, the truth is, no, but I'm not afraid of learning...I'm one of those people who...
Well, you know...if I don't understand something, I don't have any problem asking.
Look, if you give me the position, you won't regret it.
I'm sorry, you don't meet the qualifications.
...But...it's not because I'm a rabbit, right?
You don't meet the qualifications.
They call me Rabbit
I get up in the morning and know exactly what I see in the mirror.
They call me Rabbit
and I roam my neighborhood with my big ears that can be seen from a distance.
They call me Rabbit
and I always try to do things right but, what the hell? I always end up getting knocked back down.
They call me Rabbit
If you think my life is easy,
try for a minute to put yourself in my skin.
"...the chiki-chiki makes the dark girl go craz..."
Hello.
How's it going?
Same as always, they don't want to hire a rabbit.
Well, I'm pregnant.
But...how?
Gee, I don't know...you tell me.
Dad, it's because you fuck like rabbits.
And where did you learn that?
At school.
School.
Shit.
There aren't any carrots!
They call me Rabbit
and I follow a dream, shit, but it always ends up farther away...
[Special: Rabbit Cooked in Garlic]
They call me Rabbit
I show up late, and I want to run, but oh, my God, I feel old...
I show up late, and I want to run, but oh, my God, I feel old...
They call me Rabbit
I don't have a plan for this,
I put my eggs in a basket, I bet one part, and they stole the rest.
They call me Rabbit
and I almost made it,
I want to start over even though so many already left me for dead.
Let's see. I need two men. I pay €5 an hour.
To do what?
To unload refrigerators.
Me!...Me!...Me!...Me!
You...and you. Come with me.
Up.
Come on, dammit...come on!
Where are you going?
To work.
You look like a rabbit.
I'm Romanian.
Romanian?
A rabbit couldn't stand this...
Shave and a haircut...
Two bits!
I knew it. Let's see...you.
They call me Rabbit
but I have bad luck, man,
I look around and everything seems like a bad dream.
They call me Rabbit
and I go forth with determination but it seems like I'm walking backwards like a crab.
They call me Rabbit
I was dealt bad cards in this hand, but you know, I don't complain...
They call me Rabbit
and here I stand before you.
You see that I lie,
but in your eyes lies my reflection.
We can't go on like this, don't you realize?
No, leave it to me, okay? Let me do it my way.
Do it however the fuck you want, but do it now, understand? Do it now!
You could be a little more positive, no?
I'm sick of being positive.
You know what I think? If you can't find a job, I'm taking the kids and we're going to my sister's house!
Come on, for God's sake, come on! Jesus Christ!!
I'm so fed up with you, you've got me fed up, I'm so fed up with you!
Hello?
Hi, it's Andrew the Magician.
What's up, Andrew?
Look, I've been hired for four new events, and I wanted to know if you'd come work with me again.
Uhh...I don't know.
Look, it's €1,500 a gig, and you only have to come out of the hat once per show. It's a pretty sweet deal.
But...can I come out in clothes, dressed?
Mmm...I can't tell you no at this point, but I can't say for sure.
Look, something else came up. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
